Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-10-13

Think of $4,000 Per Year, Mr.. kat1.
that way? That would be the basest
and blacklist ingratitude. Great ScotF!
Even the thought makes me shudCer.
No. sir; | shall write no check for $50.
Your consideration for me deserves a
fitting reward. Do you know what I'm
going to effer you, Mr.. Katz!
81 like you to offer me dot money. l
vhas hard up und hat to have her.
Il am going to offer you position
at $4,000 a year-$1O,00 900 a year!
That is, it will be $4,000 for the first
year. but an increase for the second
and third. No, no-don't thank me.
1t is all right-all right. I only wish
| could make it $4,000 the first year."
"Mr. .Crowsfoots, ! press your trous-
ers, clean your shirts, | put on some
patches, und"-
.You did, Mr.. katz, you did. and you
see | am not one to forget it. Last
night finished Incorporating the New
Idea Company. capital $2,000,000. The
new idea is in regard to taiiors goose.
Your experience as tailor has taught
you how much muscle is required to
shove a goose around
Eyes, he vhas purity heavy" admit
ted the tailor, but with no heartiness.
"Using the goose as it now stands
uses I'D tailor 1t is heavy, and it
must be hot Well, sir, let me inform
you that have invented, patented and
promoted what is called the Crofoot
improved goose. 1t runs on wheels.
Any child can use it. Instead of being
hot. it is filled with ice water, cold lem
onade or ginger ale. AS you press you
can also drink No sending out the
crowler, you see, and no heating up
the shop. It can be connected with
music box if you WISH and as you roll
the goose about the music rolls out to
cheer and eE1ilarate you. What do
you think of it?''
"Maype she vhas all right, but l
comes oop here for my money.
"You came up here for the sum of
S.. 20. and lou find fortune awaiting
you My dear man, Crofoot's goose Is
going to be the grandest success of the
age. Every tailor in the land will
want from one to three. They will be
sold wherever clothes are worn. and
they will press creases into the trous-
ers of kingA emperors and presidents.
I'm going to present DR.. Mary Walker
with the first one turned out. From
this moment you are manager of the
| company, and let me take you by the
hand and congratulate you"
III don't belief 4 understands, said
| the tailor as he looked around him in
helpless way.
You're knocked out by the sudden
surprise, you see,' laughed the major
as he continued to shake. st will prob
ably take you day or two to realize
what this change of fortune means to
you. Think of $4,000 per year, Mr..
Katz,"
| But | like to think of S5.20."
| Ten thousand year, and that
means a brownstone front. horses and
| carriages, a bank account and all that.
By George. let me congratulate you
again, Will you be ready to start out
with Crofootis improved goose in about
two weeks? We wish to get it before
the public as soon as possible, you
know"
| Mr.. Crowsfoot how vhas it dot
Remember, Mr.. Katz, you had con-
| fidence in my financial integrity. Even
when you knew that I couldn't get
trusted for FIVE cent cigar you had
faith in me. Can you drop in next
week and let me show you a goose?
Yes, of course you can. No doubt you
wish TO get to work at once. Every