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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
SOCIETY.

Mrs. Roy Mckay leaves Thursday
for Cincinnati. She will be accompa-
MED by her sister. Miss Alff, who Will
spend the winter with her
Miss Anna Mccormick givs lunch
con at the Country club tomorrow af-
ternoon in honor Of Miss Cavanaugh.
Mrs. James Anderson leaves next
week for Sacramento. Cal. to visit her
daughter. Mrs. William Huntoon. She
viii remain during the winter.
Mrs. Andrew w. Doyvd has arrived
in the city from Sunnyside to spend
two weeks with her aunt, Mrs. John
Mr.. Lawrence Fox and his sister,
Miss Jessie Fox. leave Thursday to re-
sumo their studies in the east. The
former former re,enters college in Andover.
Browns school in New York
Mr.. and Mrs. John Reed leave for
Denver this morning. Later they will
visit Chicago and other eastern cities.
The Trousseau club will be enter
tanned al the home of Miss Hattie Jen-
nings today.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Post. Miss
ytNtNts u ana MIS- anu MI.
Fields returned last evening from yell
lowstOne park.
9 o a
Mrs. F. D. Hobbs gives a large re-
ceDtion this afternoon.
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Mrs. S. L. Sprague and son, Milton.
leave shortly FOR California to spend
the autumn.
Mrs Jacob Moritz eutertains at cards
tomorrow evening.
Mr.. David Harold Eldredge leaves
todaSr for New York.
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Miss Leo Trent has returned from a
pleasant months vacation on the coast.
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Miss Jennie Sullivan is expected home
next week from Seattle where she has
been passing the summer.
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The regular monthly needing of the
Woman's Democratic club takes place
this afternoon at 2.50 o'clock at the
residence of Mrs. +. NJ w Weller, 36 East
Seventh South street. An interesting
programme VIII be given, after which
business of Importance will be trans
acted and all members are urgently
requested to be present.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Hdafll and Eve Row Out Of II.
scentists Denver Decide There Never Was such Pair
BY REV. THOMAS B GREGORY.

THE
fresh a
Advancement
decided either
Professor J. who
as any Rng an a about & on @ IN An dne
regard TO the
especially
a
par the hgh 5s &
Of mann evdens language Webster
thoty gentlemen Of
end ia the se9s s ed tho
in conn They are sT far SPS as the poles OF the universe and be-
AND TO oLoGY.
gentleman Adam Eve belong to the
pgy gve ae ana the hands of Theology light
they should & us tee Aqa and s
finding things and science
w
of off their feet
such
which the association
edition pandenonu reminding of Millions
battle Chaos setwssn the eO4d 1d B bad ang sna was
could be that there was to be no Gn SLOGAN that drowned
To utterly leave
While
THE STORM FINALLY
like of the
& Now I0ud S san 9t from heoons
at quiet and the storm
the results The friends Gf the
be
expressed opinion
shaking they got in
the T6e
SPEAK R7Ds the B s sen not any apPre6 extent
the other - able 70 set was from an aged
ex-nsier think about the
dwelling and awful trnei"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
It Was One of His.
(Cinclnnati Enquirer.l

IlIUlIIILaII LING uIftT.I
That was rather a-weIl. a tame ser
mon of yours this morning. Mr.. Mild
man. said the rector, just returned from
a holiday.
WAS it. sire responded the curate. 1T
wasn't mine. I've been too busy this week
in your handwriting out of the library"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11

Chicago Record-Herald-)
Gin all my life" she said with a sigh;
at have seen only one. man that "onio
.sDid he look like me?" he carelessly
asked. ,,r 80 ,,;- aryos
Then she flung herself INTO ms aLlns
men possess that enables N9em 70 Ten
vhen they are loveo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Terrible Pressure.

INIICdBV -NtWsJ
The barbarians buried their prisoners
in a kind of cement that contracted as II
hardened. You can't imagine how hor-
ribie il must have been"
"OE yes l can I have been in a tight
bathing suit when it started 10 Shrink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
A Plot in the Palace.


y 1i7IIIIIt5 IIII soLttI-I
'Hal har exclaimed the Turk with a
sinister CLEAN in his eye The sultan
may insult me today. But retribution is
in my own hands"
who are you that dare talk OF venge-
ancc on the suftan2'
"One who knows whereof he speaks. -
was the naughty answer. II am his dem
list
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
several Meals Behind.

Lesiie's Weekly.)
rs it true" asked The benevolent lady
that you often have to go without
meal2
''It is, ma'am." replied Tattered
Thompson. This breakfast YOU have
given me was due on the morning of May
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Her Redeeming Quality.


She-Oh. Fred. dear. you are so noble.
so generous. so handsome 50 .chivalrous.
so much the superior Of every man 1
meet. ] cant help loving you. Now. what
can you see I'M plain little me to admire ?
He-Oh / don't know. dear, but you
certainly have very good Indictment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Those Sporty Sea Urchins.

New York WeeAly Sun-Times.)
What's all the fuss abOu. over there?"
asked the bluefisn Of the Goldfish, down
in the briny deep
''Oh. it's nothing" returned the Goldfish.
careiessly; only a lot of those sea
urchins having Fun with a dogfsh with
can tied to its tail
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
A Suspicion.
CWas hington star,

iNF"NIIIIsNOu otaf-J
w here are the SHOWS of yester year?''
inquired the man who quotes poetry
oh. I guess they're all right an
swered the man with a look OF patient
resignation. "As members of the gen
erai public we are not supposed to know
anything about their where's bouts. But L
guess the ice trust has them put away all
right -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
A Bad Break.


Careful Waters-Is it dangerous 20
change your winter hannels suddenly
well, lust look at what happened 20
F'raved Perkinsi a..
Staggering Blow-Nhat happeheu ~
rarefui Waters-why. during de hot
SMELL. didn't the blamed fool cnange ms
red winter fannels in field where uere
,,,t1z a crazy BULL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Not For Him.


General-Stop that reporter.
Aid-Whati Don't you want to have
him send home an account of your he
roism?
No. I don't want 70 be an American
hero for week and punching bag for
the rest Of my life.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
For Cheating Babies.

fCincinnalt EnQuirerf
Little observation-disclosures. can folks be
put in prison for cheating a baby2
Mamma-Why do you ask such a ques-
tom
Little Daughter-I saw Mrs Nextdoor
filling her baby's bottle, an she put some
water in the milk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
A Real Benefactor.


% uUSt-T
MY dear doctor 1 cannot thank you
enough for performing that operation on
my uncle
''I did the best I could"
Il know. I know It. BY his death two
whole families are now living IN com
paratiVe ease
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Toe Much For Her.

philadelphia Bulletin)
yves Mrs Bou4cer wanted 10 sehc
,,o,. ,ta,,rnter 10 Bryn Mawr. but she de-
s.SSfbsf -infiuenced her decision
s.She couldn't pronounce Bryn MdWr-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
More Space Required.

Baltimore Americana
Mr.. GCoph-When I die. I don't want
anything but the truth about me carved
on my tombstone.
Mrs. Gooph-I am afraid we viii have
to put up a stone wall, then, instead Of a
monument
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
SALTLAKE'S TURN.

Ill OGDEN PLEASE EXCUSE it smiles few
w For the White Wings beat the Holsters
have the administer
straight their
beautiful the Junction City grounds almost
When the The Berad bulletin window
baseball
in
assured that straight Their tribute
Lake and showed how appreciates
BAIL If the keeps the good anything like the
the
eood hard box Office coin time a
its
AID hsr>wl be doings' the Lobster
the situation bat the home
With
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
What Hoodooed Kim.

Baltimore Ameriean.)
Botos-Do yod think horseshoes are
Dobbs-If they are. then the horse / bet
on yesterday was running barefooted-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
A Dampener.

baltimore American.)
Tell me-" he sighed. tell me. beaute-
Gus maiden, what is IN your heart"
Miss Henrietta Bean OF Boston gave
him a look of icy disdain, and then
voTchsafed the monesyllabic reply:
Blood -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Hereditarv Weakness


How ignorant Miss swamper is of his
tory"
.she inherits it. Her father is a his
torical novelist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11

Bryan overproul of pulc ite of fare
this paragraph IA the last nntqr the
aub5d The Boy Orar of the Platte Mr. Bryan
made trip to the Rocky mountains to learn
He IS prepared Republican papers
received the appelation pure and
constitute the head waters of tie Platte but
~ Of mouth"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
Twelfth Mass.

Following is the programme to be
rendered at the tabernacle recital this
morning;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11

The Wilbur Kirwin company opens
at the New Grand tonight in a new bill
of minstrelsy and vaudeville. The result
of this organizations reception up
town viii be awaited with interest. The
advance sale yesterday was good.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11
a MUSEMENTS.

The sale of seats for Lady Hunt
wOrth's Experiment begins at the
Theatre this morning. the dates of the
engagement being Friday and Satur-
day with Saturday matinee. 1t is ex-
pected a rOusing welcome will be given
Daniel Frohman's beautiful star, Hilda
Spong, and the company supporting
her. since there is to be no experi-
mental advancing of prices.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-11

question but the Constitution badly handicapped in
:eOme tho cup defender. Her all against her
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
HiccOugh.

Hiccough is a spasmodic affection of the diaphragm. Generally a trivial and transient inconvenience, it's occur renee in the last stages of acute dis ease is a grave, often a fatal, symp- tom, indicative of giving way of the nervous system generally. Continued and obstinate hiccough sometimes Oc- CUTS in persons, more especially in young females of a hysterical ten dency, and may continue for weeks without cessation, except during the hours of sleep, in spite of all kinds of treatment. The causes of ordinary hic- cough are generally fasting. or some sudden stimulant taken into the stom- ach, such as highly seasoned soup; and the affection generally subsidies of its own accord. When inconyenient noth- ing is so likely to remove 1t as some active emotion of the mind suddenly excited. The continued slipping and swallowing of cold water. or sucking of ice, are frequent domestic remedies; or anti-spasmodics such as sal volatile may be useful.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
WHEN THE EARTH oUivERED.
Scene at a Camp Meeting During the
 Charleston Earthquake.


 Charleston Earthquake.
 There is something very uncanny about an earthquake shock" said a gen. tleman yesterday. "The sensation" he continued, caused by the quivering and rocking of the earth thrills every fiber in a person with awe. 1 saw this forcibly illustrated at the time Charles ton was wrecked. That earthquake shock was perceptible throughout Geor- gia, being especially noticeable in the middle part of the State.
 ''The night of the earthquake there was Methodist camp meeting in pro- gress at Bluff Springs, near Zebulon. There was a great crowd at the meet ing, and the people didn't seem to be in very religious frame of mind to me. The preacher delivered an elo- quent sermon on death and the judg- ment, and at its close mourners were invited to the altar. But the people didn't take kindly to the invitation, and only three or four went up to be prayed for The minister begged the people to come forward, but his ap- peals fell on deaf ears. Back some distance from the stand the young peO- pie were chatting as unconcernedly as if the issues of time and eternity had not been presented to them.
 ''The minister seemed to be discour- aged by the coldness of his hearers, and was on the point of closing the service. But just as he was about to say let us pray the first slight shock was felt. In an instant everybody un- der that stand became as still as death itself. Faces blanched and eyes were opened wide in terror. No one at first seemed to realize what had caused the earth to rock as if in spasm. With the coming of the next shock, however, some realized what it meant, and the cry of earthquake was heard.
 Hardly had the dread word been uttered when there was rush for the mourners' bench. I never saw such a stampede in my life. In less time than 1t takes to write the altar was surrounded by hundreds who were dazed by terror and crying on the Lord for mercy. A third shock came while those frightened people were at the altar, and 1t came near throwing some of them into convulsions.
 "The minister was the only one who seemed not to be frightened, and he began praying in tones that had a quieting effect on the people. But it was hours before calm was restored and fear banished. The Quivering of the earth had something so uncanny about 1t that the people were ready to believe that the end of time was at hand.
 q shall never forget that scene of 1000 persons who had been deaf to the appeals of the preacher, fleeing in terror to the altar when they felt the earth begin to rock. ."-Atlanta Con- stitution.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
Iti.izirr thc Ah-

Now. If you will show me where the burglars got into your shop said the detective. "I will see if can md q lew"
 "In a moment" said the proprietor "I am working al something a little more important than hunting for a lev just now"
 And while the detective waited the merchant wrote as follows at hls desk
 "The burglar who broke into KatzPn- hcfter's shop on the night of the l5th and carried away silk bat. a pair Oc French calfskIn boots. fur trimmed overcoat. a black broadclOth suit and two suits of silk underwear was black hearted villain and seOundrel- but a man whose judgment cannot be called into question. He knew where to go when he wanted the finest cloth ing the market affords"
 Jacob" he said to the bOOkkeeper. send a copy of this to all the papers and tell lem l want it printed In big black type. to occupy half column. tomorrow morning. Now. Mr. Hawk shaw. l am at your service"
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
@AEzgs gs s1sg g

A pelican's pouch Is large enough to hold seven quarts of water.
 In British India only 91a per cent of the population live in cities.
 British colonies are seventy times as large as the area of the United King. dom.
 The Romans built London about the year 50 A. D., but London wall was not built until 306 A. D.
 In China funeral processions have the right of way in the streets, and all traffic must make way for them.
 There are irrigating ditches at Las Cruces, N. M., that have been in con- tinuous service for three centuries.
 Florida has been a health resort as far back as the days of Ponce de Leon, who pronounced it the Land of Flow ers."
 A London bootblack displays this sign in sight of his patrons: If you like my work, tell your friends; if you don't like it, tell me-"
 A tunnel, 1,4OO feet below sea level. and twenty-five miles long, has been planned between VanQueros Bay, Spain, and Tangiers, Africa.
 One of the latest inventions is an imitation vaccination scar that you can paste on your arm and thus fool the health officer. The scar costs a dime.
 What an English paper says Is the greatest incubator i'll the world is at Batary, near Sydney, Australia. It ac- commodates 11,440 duck eggs or 14,08D hens eggs.
 Eastern oysters do not reproduce we'll in the colder waters of Oregon and Washington. An attempt is to be made, therefore, to acclimate there the fine large oysters of northern Japan.
 Three hundred persons in London earn a living-and several of them are growing rich-by providing meals for the cats of the metropolis, which they deliver regularly once, twice and thrice a day, as may suit the owners of the feline pets.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
ECZ9n7U
Hoods CarSanoriLIn
Turkfsh Rhubarh.

Possessing a savor all it's own. we come on scores of large cases full oc big, irregular blocks of a bright yet- low colored root. "Rhubarb." says our guide, indicating it. ~Ahl Then fr comes from TurkeyT" we cry 1oyfullF. glad to display our learning for e1ce. but our friend smiles cOntemptuOuSly- 'There Is DO such thing as Turkel rhubarb," he says. ''and. what is DOre. there never has been" All the rhn- barb of commerce halls from China. reaching us through Russia for the most part. but because in Olden days r made its journey by way of Turkey 1t became known as Turkey rhubarh and Turkey rhubarb it will remain be- cause of the conservative tendencies of the British public.-GOOd WOrL3S
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
HOW's THIS.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that can- not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F. J. CHENEY & co, Props,
 Toledo, O. We, the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm.
 West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O..
 Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
 Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Halls Family Pills are the best.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
Put, Ro.ir on His Nose.

'Isn't it strange" said MT. Burton while in a reminiscent mood. "how dis coveries are made? Of course that is a general statement, but to the case in question. l wear glasses, as you know, but found great trouble in keeping them on. They were continually following the laws of gravity, and falling to the floor. The trouble was that I did not have a bridge of size, and I spent money and time experimenting with different kinds of springs and clasps and nose pieces, but all proved failures.
 ''Now, the other night I had an idea Chats all right. am guilty of an idea once in awhile) that if l would put some powdered rosin on my nose that would hold 'em for awhile, so 1 accordingly hunted up my friend, the violinist, and, getting some rosin, made the test.
 Was 1t a success? Why 1 can turn a handspring backward and those glasses are still doing business at the old stand" Richmond Times.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
Hohsnn.s Choicc.

How many of us who use or hear the familiar expression, Tt was Hobson' s choice" are acquainted with the real sort of selection that Tobias Hobson offered his guests? This is the genuine version of the tale: The said Tobias Hobson was a Cambridge innkeeper, with 40 horses in his stables. some bet ter, of course. than others. When a traveller came to request q mount he was obliged to take the steed that stood nearest tue door, although there were so many others advertised as for hire. If the traveller objected to that mount, all he could do was to wait un- til some other traveller had come for one and so removed this and left It's next door neighbor nearest the stable dOor
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24

gerous, nervous trouble. Those hot flashes are just so many calls from nature for help. The nerves are cry ing out for assistance. The cry should be needed in time. Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound was pre- pared to meet the needs of woman's system at this trying period of her life.
 It builds up the weakened nervous system, and enables woman to pass that grand change triumphantly.
 " was a very sick woman, caused by Change of Life. suffered with hot Aushes, and fainting spells. was afraid to go on the street, my head and back troubled me so. I was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- ble Compound. "- MRS. JENNIE NOBLE, 5O10 Keyser St., Germantown, Pa.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
What $. s. s. Does
 fOH' Children

Children constantly exposed to all sorts of dis eases The air they breathe is filled with germs sewer gas and dust from the filthy streets inhaled into the lungs and taken into the blood At the crowded school and other public places they come in contact almost daily with others recovering from in the first stages of contagious diseases. You can't quarantine against the balance of the world and the best you do is to keep their blood in good condition and thus prevent or at least mitigate the disease. You have perhaps learned from observation experience that healthy, robust children (and this means, of course children whose blood is pure not nearly liable to contract diseases peculiar to them and when they do 1t is generally in mild form. On the other hand, weak, eacated and sick1y to catch every disease that comes along This is because their blood is lack ing in all the elements necessary to sustain and build up the body Poisons of every description accumulate in the system because the polluted and sluggish blood is unable to perform its proper functions.
 Such children need blood purifier and tonic to give strength and vitality to their blood and s. S. s. being purely vegetable remedy makes the safest and best for the delicate constitutions of children S. S. S. is not only
 perfect blood medicine but is preeminently the tonic for children 1t increases their appees and strengthens the digestion and assimilation of food your child have any hereditary acquired tant in their blood give them S. S. S. and write to physicians for any information advice wanted this will cost you noth ing and will start the little weddings the road to recovery. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free
 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA, GA.
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
Vitality of Hebrews.

If the future population of the earth is to be estimated on the basis of race vitality, then there Is no question but that the Hebrews will yet be in the majority. Statistics show that the average longevity of the Hebrew race is greater than that of any other. Their numbers must therefore be increasing relatively to every race. and they cer- tainly are. Whether it Is due to the sanitary measures enjoined by their re- ligion or because of native vitality Is for students of sociology to decide, but the fact still remains. Yet numbers are not always to control the destiny of the race, and 1t Is to be supposed that fraternity and good sense are slow ly wiping out race distinctions.-BOs- ton Globe
The St. Johns herald., 1901-08-24
Singing Soldiers.

A London paper notes that during the recent Austrian maneuvers the General in command tried the original experiment of using the singing of songs as the means of ascertaining the whereabouts of the different compan- ies of the corps darmee.
 He commanded each battalion of di- vision to learn a certain song of war and sing 1t when attacked. In this way he was enabled to discover, when some distance of, which battalion was being attacked by the enemy.
 The songs consisted of old folk-song familiar to the men. To each battalion was attached a few musicians and drummers, who assisted the singing soldiers.
 A man who is proud of bad habit,