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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

FOR RENT-No. 25n 18TH STREET NV
splendidly located house of three stories: 10
rooms; all modern improvements; steam heat:
soo60. b. Il. WARNER co,
se-S-3t Ola ST
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FOR RENT-BY B. T. SAC
ell Tth nw,st&14r $40. 90
bth&P NV, sto&dw SO. so
l3 acres, lge house
& Outbuildings, mr.
18th & II ne. .S5 90
1905 It'll NV. sto. eel. 35. 90
1917 s NV, 10r&b. .35. 90
1905 Riggs NV .2r&b.32- 80
1888 18th NV .10r&b. 80. 90
Ole ? NV. 6r, b. eel. .2S. 90
Sc cor 5th&P NV, DIV $3.50
1l3T 18th NV .st&cel. IS. so
43T Q NV. 7r&b. ....S. 80
523 O ne, 1r&b. .-..23.50
80 G. ne, Ir&b. ..-.S.5O
Brightwood av. op-
pOsite Petworth. 6r
house and shed,
pump, stable and
large yard. -.....-1s.OO
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FOR EXCHANGE.

FOR EXCHANGE
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN EXCHANGE
call on us, as We have A NUMBER OF VERY
FINE PROPERTIES in hrst-class locations that
can be EXCHANGED for desirable improved or
unimproved realty.
B. d. WARNER COMPANY,
se2S-St ole 3 st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

FOR sALE+THE FINE, NEARLY NEW RESI-
dence property COZ @ at. NV; rooms and bath;
furnace room, cellar and laundry room. Built by
owner: everything first-class and elegantly ap-
pointed. Inquire at 913 Pa. ave. OF OWNER.
e2O-2&s&m-tf
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FOR RENT-F. II. SMITH CO.. laos n Y AVE,
RENTAL. AGENTS BOND RIDG
Eiegant downtown mansion. Dor. baths,
- \ j. ave- Sc, Tor. and b., fine order. :. so 90
S402 Morgan ave. Tor & b., fine order. ~ so
T15 1lth NV 11r&b. SIS. 90 1889 NV sr&b. as. 00
PIP NJ NV, 9r&b- 1000 421 4th Sc, Sr&b. rs 90
ls1O NV, sr&b: IS 90 29l3 NV. 6r......I5 so
AL % NV. Tor. &b-. stable large side yard. 40 90
se.sS-6r
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

Col Hgts.-Again fine Groom and bath stone
and bricki side lights and good yard.
ONLY IS, 40.
WE ARE SELLING HOUSES.
E. LODGE HILL,
se30-m st S02 ST. NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

For complete list Of property for rent send for
se21-tf B. Fl. WARNER CO., 916 Fn.w.
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FOR RENT-BY JAMES F. SHEA,
6f3 Louisiana ave NV.
1I56 NJ St NV, Conn. ave-; three
stories and basement; ten rooms; ami.
newly papered and painted. ........... S1OO 90
less 10Th 81. u W; three stories and cellar;
rooms, bath. ami: in good condition 40 90
60 sd St NV; two stories and basement;
rooms: bath; Anil. 1880
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

One Of the handsomest homes Col. Hgts. |;
Is rooms, baths; lot 19x137 to alley.
PRICE LESS THAN $13, 500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-09-30

FOR SALE
DON'T MISS THIS PIANO.
beautiful upright piano. IN octavssT 20
feet order: fine tone.
ONLY s75 CASH
Fully warranted Easily worth $50.
CRIMES PIANO STORE,
se3o-tf.15 OLD Pa ave-
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OCEAN TRAVEL.

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FOR SALE-HOUSES.

FOR SALE
On MASS AVE. bet STANTON SQUARE and
LINCOLN PARK; high, healthy, accessible; Z
rooms and bath; lot 20x58; OWNER HAVING
REMOVED FROM CITY WILL SELL AT 4
GREAT SACRIFICE
B. Il. WARNER COMPANY,
se2S-3t 916 st. NV
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
THOSE SUMMER BOARDERS.
A Long Island armer RELATES n Sad
state of Affairs.

"This summer boarding business Is all
right in ore way and all wrong in an
other" explained the young Long Island
farmer. 1T keeps lots of money circu-
lating around, but it's awfully tough on
loye-I mean what you call home love.
Take my CT Sc, for instance. I'm in love
with the d. lighter of the farmer On the
next farm. and | think she ~reciprocates.
It's too 500 to speak of marriage. but
that's sure to come. We are both look
ing forward to a moonlight evening when
We'll wander forth hand in hand and the
question will be ~popped-that is. II
would be but for the summer boarders.
IF we wander on the beach. there'l be
a dozen summer boarders walking up and
down. II we turn to the grove. there1l
be three or -four summer boarders sitting
around. IL we go out for a row on the
moonlight waters. we'll find the summer
boarder claiming or grabbing. and there
won't be a corner on the veranda or in
the orchard where a Teller can put his
arm around his girl and ask her to be
his'n.
sYou want a little romance about such
things. you now. You can't go into the
kitchen where your girl is frying eggs
md ask her to link her life with yours.
and you can t come upon her all of a sud
den when she's hanging out clothes in
the back yard and tell her she's the only
angel on earth. You want moonlight and
poetry and the song of the bobolink and
all that, but the burned summer boarder
owns the whole shooting match. and
won't give you a show. and | expect it'll
be November before | can take my Sue
out into the middle of a 20 acre lot and
whisperingly declare that if she does not
give me her heart | shan't live to see an
other clam season."-Brooklyn Citizen.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
THE RETIRED
He Tells Where and Where Not to
Hide Your F~nIuabies.

at isn't up to me-" said the retired
burglar. ito tell where to hide your valu-
ablcs s. that you cannot have them stol-
en-, but | can tell you where not to hide
them and save you lots of trouble in Civ
ing them up. Here Is a list of hiding
places to avoid:
"Grandfather's clock. burglars hide
in them often.)
.In the mattresses.
"Under the carpets. Easily located In
sneak shoes.l
I'm the rag bag or wastebasket.
in an unused CRATE or up a chimney.
'.In sofa pillows or furniture.
@In the ice chest.
st certainly is not a compliment to tho
ability of a professional to seerete goods
in any of those places and not expect him
to find them without half an effort. The
seooped out volume of Dickens or Thaek-
cray is as easily located, and the dia-
monds or roll of money which takes the
place Of literature is a familiar find. The
piano often yields a fair harvest, and the
shoes worn the day before left standing
ut right angles in the middle of the bell
room floor. Once in my salad days ]
coniseated a pair of such shoes. aud, as
they fit neatly. kept them for my own
use. One shoe always pinched me. and
one day | sat dow and dug a $50 bill
out of the toe of that shoe. Why, it
might have crippled me in time.
And one night I slept in the guest
chamber of n gentleman who was out of
own with his family. | never slept so
hadly-in an elegant room. on a mattress
filed with 40 pounds Of white hair. |
had horrible dreams, and in the morning
there was a lump on my side as big as
an apple. Now. what do you think? |
had lain all night on a diamond sunburst
that had given me all those bad dreams
and nearly broke a rib. Such methods
of hiding valuables are barbarous."
The retired burglar looked thoughtful
for a moment: then he said in a prophetic
voice:
Il may be wrong, but the time is com
ing when there will be a burglars union.
which will insure safety for both the own
err of yaluables and the man who lives
by his wits and steals in the dark in dis
guise when his betters steal in the day
time unmasked. IL a man can sleep with
his doors and windows open without fear
of burglarious intruders by paying q
moderate assessment on his superiuous
Injuries, | believe 1t would be for the
good of the commonwealth. Some time
| will draft a constitution and bylaws
from my point of view. You see, | have
had experience Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
wished to Resign.

ais this Hazel street," asked a young
woman in one of the back seats OF a
street car. who was carrying a diminutive
poodle dog under her arm.
mo. madam" said the conductor. 81
will tell you when we come to it."
Later on she repeated the question,
and the conductor answered with some
show Of impatience. Finally when Hazel
street was reached he rang, and the car
came to a stop. This is Hazel street."
said the conductor.
"Oh, ] don't want to get of at that
street: l only wanted to know where it
was. ] go TO the end of the line"
Then as the car started again she looked
down at the pup and said in tones Of ex-
IRENE affection. There. dearie. there's
where your muddy lives."
When he tool his car in. the conductor
would have resigned If il had not been
for tie entreaties Of the motorman.-
indianapolis News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
-ar ,uvrrTicrso GEORGE
Farmcr Hussciman's hoy Shows
Whnt College Life VIII Do.

Farmer HusscImnn's hoy shows
What College Life VIII Do.
'Yes,' said old Mr.. Husselman. "ny
son learned a lot In college that he prob
ably wouldn't ever of found out IL he
hadn't OF went"
"Why?-
"Well. he don't seem to have much
business instinct. He means well enough,
but somehow his ideas dom seem TO go
right. Last week he come to me with a
scheme tina, he thought was going 10
make it easier for the farmer. He had t
all worked out and drawings made. Ii
was a kind of little overhead trolley line
like they have in some stores for sending
the goods and money up to the cashiers
desk In a basket. George thought Il
would be a good thing to fix mp one Of
them kind of arrangements from the hen
house to every farmers kitchen, so that
when the hen laid an egg it would be
carried right In where it could be taken
care of.
".You see,' George says to me, all
worked up with enthusiasm, this would
serve a double purpose. 1t would save
the farmer the time and trouble of hunt
ing for the eggs. and in hot weather they
wouldn't be left to spoil out there when
mebby the farmer and his wife were tao
busy to gather them up. Think of the
thousands and tens of thousands of farm
ers in this country he says. that have
chickens, and supposing each of them
bought one of these inventions, giving US
a profit of 90 cents or 81 ~apiece-think
where we'd be in a few years..
"sWell. George l says, I'm glad you
want to rise to nobler things than going
to class reunions and helping to give the
college yell at football games and tennis
matches, but it seems TO me that you
quit thinking n little too soon when You
got to working this thing up in your
mind. Surprising the hen laid her eggs
In the haymowg
'sThat foored him for a minute, but
pretty soon he says:
"sThe hens could be trained to go inio
the basket and lay their eggs, couldn't
theyT
"'Mebby they could says l.
"'Well,' says George. there you SEE
the whole things practical. The trouble
with you, father. is that you haven't
enough confidence In me-
II felt sorry to hear him talk like that.
but to be honest with him says:
81 thought one purpose Of this inven-
tioa was TO save time for the farmer.
How Is he going to save time IL he puts
it all in training hensY
Sometimes l can't hardly help wishing
George had got more business instinct
and a little less Virgil into him at col
lege. But he may turn ont all right yet"
Chicago Record-Herald
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
society Cat Notes.

The Washington correspondent of the
cat journal gives these interesting items:
Mrs. Admiral Wallace has taken her
nervous Lady Chiffon to the coast.
Mrs. DIR. jenkins, with her black and
white Angora. is in the Blue Ridge.
Mrs. Bishop Satterlee takes her inn
ported black Persian away soon.
Lady Love and Sancho have sought
the cool breezes OF Maine.
Mrs. Barket has a cat named Blessed
Damozel. called Pishie for short. a con-
traction of Pijiwishe, a child's idea of a
name for a kitten"
The cat is having her day-she has al
ways had her nights.
Meanwhile people still exist who find
the old time back door. garden fence.
roof top cat good enough for them-Chi-
cage Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Benefit of Travel.

Travel enlarges a mans mind and cor
reefs many first impressions.
Thus a man watching golf players in
this country may form an impression
that to play the game he requires a clcek.
an extra cleek. a long cleek. a short cleek,
a left hand cleek. a right hand cleek aud
a little behindhand cleek. a right hand
%slicer. a left hand slicer. a long stimmy.
a short stimmy and a medium stimmy.
two brasses and an extra brassy. besides
a right hand brassy and two medium left
hand brassies. Then he goes to Scotland.
the home land of golf. and sees the
Scotch boys enjoying the game with
hockey sticks.-Boston Transcript.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Unfeminfne.

81 wish you would leave me some
morey, George. DEAR" said Mrs. Speed
way. ~ am quite out, and several little
bills are coming in today"
Certainly. little woman" replied Mr..
Speedway. Il am sorry you found IT
necessary to ask me. | ought to have
asked you il you needed money. How
much would you like?'
About So"
"Why so unfeminine q sum-, dearP'
asked Mr.. Speedway.
"Unfeminine?" she queried. II do not
understand"
ayes. $40 is unfeminine. You should
have asked for $9.ST. However. here's
the tenner and you needn't give me back
the change."-Pittsburg Commercial Ga
Zette.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
An Tn N pste practitioner.

oughly. Then he looked out of the win
dow and reflected.
you are right" he said. "The trouble
with you is dyspepsia: nothing else"
And yet | have been very careful OF
my diet" asserted the patient.
What you have eaten" announced the
doctor. has nothing to do with the case;
ii is what you have SEEN"
but will you be able to fix me all
right again, doctorg"
Easily" was the reply. 81 viii have
that dyspepsia tablet sign across the way
removed at once. and ] am confident you
will have no further trouble. "-Chicag1
Post
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Entering the city for the first time In
20 years, the farmer Of fiction at once es'
sayed to post a letter in a fire alarm box
When he did not thus call out the fire
department, he consulted a policeman. In
much perplexity.
II am a hayseed," said he. "and I'm
trying to betray myself
"You are out OF date said the police
man. "The way hayseeds betray them
selves these days Is to buy extra editions
Of the evening papers in the expectation
Of finding that something unusual has
happened"
"Oh, thank you. sir" said the farmer
gratefully.-Detroi Free Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Leading Him On.

The summer girl and the summer young
man had exhausted all other subjects of
conversation, when they turned to the
crops-
Il guess the corn6elds of the west are
in a bad way on account of the dry
SPELL" said he.
Yes. that seems to be the case" she
assented coyly, but | don't think the
popcorn crop viii be injured"
After that what could he do but pop:-
Pittsburg Commercial Gazette.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
The Modern Hotel.

"Mr. Dash" said the waiter. "a man
just lifted a silver spoon from the table,
Call the police!' roared the clerk.
1.-THE man is a thief"
But he is one Of our regular guests
.Ah. then be is doubtless a klepto-
maniac. You needn't mention IT. George
And be pays SIS per day oil the
American PLAN"
He does? Why. the gentleman is q
souvenir collector. How dare you cast
reflections on his character ?"-Chicagt
News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
nv the Sheriff.

poor fellow" said the compassionate
housekeeper. ''you don't look as if you
had always been penniless."
mo. lady," announced the pilgrim be-
tween bites. 81 wuz onct wort a barrel
Of money"
"IndeedT'
"Yes. lady: dere wuz ten t'ousand dol
lars offered fer me one time."-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Eyes. your honor" explained the pris-
oner. Il did hit him. but it wasn't my
fault"
Whose fault was it. then?"
at was the fault of the thermometer.
your honor. What he did TO NE would
have been a joke at any other time. but
you snow how it is when the thermome-
ter touches 100"
Discharged" said the justice. who
had run against practical jokers on a hot
day himself.-Chicago Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
willing to Chance II.

lie was obviously anxious. and she
seemed almost willing.
Il shall refer you to papa" said she
with a becoming blush. before giving
you a ina answer"
"But ] am perfectly willing to take you
without any references" said he mag
unanimously .-Indianapolis News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Rough ON the Enemy.

Infuriated c. o. lwho has ordered
bugler to sound the cease fire" several
times without effectl--Don't you hear me.
fellow? Why the deuce don't you sound
the cease fire" when | tell you?
His Bugler-If ye place. EUR. I've blow
ed a quid o. bacca down spout t'ould
trumpuit. avn l can't make un speak,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Wife GO a. m.)-Wake mp. John: there's
burglars in the house. Go down stairs
and investigate.
Husband-Couldn't think OF II. my dear.
My reputation is at stake.
Vife-Reputation iddlesticks, What's
that got 10 do with b%urglarsf
Husband-Well. suppose the police were
to accidentally come along and find me in
the company of burglars, where would
my reputation be, eh?@Chicago News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
T.rribIe Pressure

"The barbarians buried their prisoners
In a kind of cement that contracted as II
hardened You can't imagine how horri.
BILE 1t must have been"
"Oh. yes ! can. have been in q tight
bathing suit when 1t started to shrink y
Chicago News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
One Cause For ThankfuIness

81 am glad W. live on a short street."
why are you g.ldY"
because I'd hate to have the alleged
lump of ice the iceman leaves us melt be-
fore he could get around the corner."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Quinn-What is all that waste paper
doing in Carriers yasd?
De Fonte-That isn't waste paper. It's
a great collection of seed tags. Carter
fastened a tag to each seed so he would
have no difficulty in knowing the variety
when the flowers eame.-Chicago News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
In the Air.

Mrs. Mosquito-They accuse us now Of
giving people yellow fever and malaria.
Mr.. Mosquito-Yes: but 1 don't mind
that so much as the rumor going round
that we invented ragtime.-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Tenaciou. of One Point.

do you still think an American biz
lionaire is greater than Shakespeare? /.
WELL" answered the Chicago college
professor. Il have modified my opinions.
! won't say that he Is greater. but | in
sist that he is in a position to be OF more
practical benefit to a college. Washing
ton Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

"And you say that Jorkins was cured
of a bad case Of insomnia by suggestion 2"
"Yes. purely by suggestion. His wife
suggested that since be could not sleep
he might as well sit up aud amuse the
baby. 1t worked like a charm."-Chi-
cage Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Making so Miafake.

what a beautiful gown Mrs. Spingles
had on at the reception" remarked Mr..
Cumrox.
II am glad TO see you showing so much
taste and discernment!l" exclaimed his
wife.
"Oh. | knew | couldn't go wrong on
that proposition. Her husband told me
that gown cost him over S600."-Wash-
ipgton STAR
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

II am told that you've been married
before, Mr.. Sooter." said Miss Bunting to
her proposer.
"Yes-er-yes."
your first wife had at least a portion
Of your hearth
"Yes-er-yes."
That's what I thought. Well. I
couldn't consent to marry a half hearted
man."-DetYoit Free Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Hnn Hearted Man.

do you see that prosperous looking
fellow over theref"
yes"
"Well. for 20 years that chap has
taken his living out q the very mouths
of other people"
FLOWS that?"
"He's a dent:st."-New York Times.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
An Appreciative Patron.

Did you annoy my predecessor Oh the
bench as much as you have annoyed mef'
inquired the judge Of the frequent of.
fender.
NO, judge" said the tough one, Il al
ways thought so much OF you that just
as soon as | heard you was elected |
made up my mind to give you all my
legal business. and I've done it."-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Harry. are go4 zeing to wear that
shirt waist - ca as
Il thought ! aaH i
"Well, lets l.. laa.o ughly comfortable.
I'll wear n dea#sa sack and take n
pitcher OF iced lemonade and two sofa
pillows along. Chic % Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Theatrical Aspirations.

New Girl just going on the stage)-ls
1t true that il | go into the chorus | can
never rise? They say Ill never be- able
to get out Of il. q,
Old ~Stager-Don't you believe it. ! got
out the hrst week easy. !
New Giri-Oh. how did you do til
Old Stager-I was fred.-Leslie's
Weekly.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
A Mere Formally.

Haddon Erve-I wan to marry your
daughter. sir.
Mr.. Goldrox-U'm. What are your
prospects?
Haddon Erve-Fine. She's willing. so
1t doesn't much matter what any one else
says.-Philadelphia Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
Not mt All Common,

II should think the Sphinx girls would
feel their disgrace. Their father has
been proved a common thief"
Nothing of the sort. Why, he appro-
priated nearly a quarter Of a ~million!'-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Little James bad been telling a visitor
that his father had got a new set Of false
teeth.
Indeed" said the visitor. and what
will be do with the old setf"
''Oh. | s'pose.' replied little James,
'tleY'n cat EN- down and make me wear
EN-. -Pittsbnrg Bulletin.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

Lydia-Oh. Clarence. dear. II should
fail into the briny ocean would you save
me?
Clarence-I don't know. darling. l
never saved anything in my life.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10
which Was Itf

Are we slaves or are we free menu"
Numbered the orator. II pause for a re-
ply"
"Some of us are married." came the an
swer from the last row of seats.-New
York Sun.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

These trousers are very much worn
this season." said the tailor. displaying
his goods.
$50 are the ones ! have on" replied the
poet sadly.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-10-10

They Have Suffered, Though.
Jokes-There goes a doctor not one OF
whose patients has ever complained of
bis treatment.
Pokes-How is that?
Jokes-He is q veterinary surgeon.