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The Smyrna call. (Smyrna, Del.) 1897-19??, 1901-10-08
NDaily. sDally except Sunday.

lDaily. SDally except Sunday.
''a" Stops to leave passengers from Will
mington and points north, or take passen-
gers for points south OF Delmar-
''e"St0ps to leave passengers from New
York Division.
''f' Stops only on notice to conductor or
agent, or on signal.
81" Stops TO leave passengers from Middle
town and points south.
y" Stops to take passengers on for Cape
Charles and beyond.
''p" Stops TO leave passengers from points
south Of Delmar, or take passengers for
Wilmington and points north.
NEW CASTLE ACCOMMODATION TRAINS
Leave Wilmington 8.l3 am, 3.03, 4.02 and
6.58 D. m. week-days- Leave New Castle
1871, 1853, l1.0l a. M, $3.50 p. m. week.
days.
Express trains leaving Harrington $40 q.
m, and arriving at 6.l0 p. m, weekdays,
run through solid to and from Baltimore
via Porter and Newark.
BRANCH ROADS.
DELAWARE, MARYLAND & VIRGINIA r. II.
Leave Harrington for Franklin City and
way stations 1898 a. m. and GA p. m.
weekdays. Returning, train leaves Frank
lin City 600 a. m. and 1872 p. m. week.
days
Leave Franklin City for Chincoteague (via
steamer) LA p. N. weekdays. Returning,
leave Chincoteague 4.52 a. m. weekdays.
| Leave Harrington for Georgetown and
Lewes 1898 a. M, 6. IA p. m. weekdays.
Returning, leave Lewes 6.45 a. m. and 1903
p. m. weekdays.
Leave Harrington for Rehoboth 1898 O.
m. Tuesdays Thursdays, and Saturdays
only. Returning, leaving Rehoboth 2.4O p.
N. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays only.
Leave Harrington for Berlin. 1888 q. m.
and GA p. m. weekdays. Returning, leave
Berlin $3.50 o. m. and 2.29 p. m. weekdays.
Leave Clayton for Chestertown and way
stations 9.42 q. m. week days. Returning
leave Chesterrown $50 a. m. weekdays.
Leave Massey for Chestertown and way
stations 1921 a. m. and $50 p. m. week
days. Returning, leave Chestertown $50
a. m. and ESQ p. m. weekdays.
QUEEN ANNE & KENT R. R.-Leave Town
send for Centreville and way stations 9.23
a. m. and sos p. m. weekdays. Return
ing, leave Centreville 7.5l a. m. and 2.45 D.
m. weekdays
DELAWARE & CHESAPEAKE R. R,-Leaye
Clayton for Oxford and way stations 9.98 O.
m. and 5.44 p. m. weekdays. Returning,
leave Oxford 90 a. m. and 1.5l D. m.
weekdays.
CAMBRIDGE &SEAFoRD r. R.-Leaye Sea-
ford for Cambridge and intermediate STA
tons 11.17 a. m. and 6.52 p. m. week-days.
Returning, leave Cambridge 100 o. m. an d
2.35 p. m. weekdays.
CoNNEcTIoNs.-At Porter, with Newark A
Delaware City Branch At Townsend. wiz
Queen Anne & Kent Railroad. AT Claytan
with Delaware & Chesapeake Railroad ana
Baltimore d Delaware Bay Railroad. At
Harrington, with Delaware, Maryland q
Virginia Railroad. At Seaford with Cam
bridge & Seaford Railroad. AT Delnar.
with New York, Philadelphia & Norfolk,
Wicomico d Pocomoke, and Peninsula Rail-
roads.
J. B. HUTCHINSON, General Manager
J. r. WOOD General Passenger Agent.
The Smyrna call. (Smyrna, Del.) 1897-19??, 1901-10-08
Pennsylvania Railroad.
,Htr,A.. wILM. 4 BALTIC. RAILROAD
DELAWARE DIVISION.

On and after September O., 1901, trains
will leave as follows:
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

them. because we do not speak the
English Of that time.
This is Alfreds translation of the
Lords prayer into the English of his
day. See what you can make of it:
"Faeder ure thu the earth on heafe-
mum. 81 thin mamma genuigod to be
cume thin rice, Gewurthe kin villa on
earthen swa on heafenum. urne sc
deagwaulican keaf svle us to daeg and
forgyf us ure gyltas, swa swa we for
gtvath urum glytendum, and ue ge-
laudde thu us or consenung &C alyse US
of yfie."
Although Alfred did so much for the
advancement of learning 2inong his
people, when he was 10 years old Meth
er ne nor his elder brother knew a let
ter of the alphabet. Admitting a beau
tiful illuminated volume of Saxon
songs belonging to their mother, she
promised the book to the boy who
could best read song, and Alfred won
the prize.
Alfred became king at %. He was a
great warrior, and encountered his en-
emies the Danes in nine pitched battles.
raging up the slope like wild boar .
the old chronicle says, attacking his
foes at close quarters. battleax in hand.
His favorite battle song where Are
Now the Bones OF Weland?" he mark
ed to be taught to his sons. but words
and music are now lost. Much of what
is known as common law has been
handed down from this wonderful man.
Alfred and his brother Ethelred
showed great GOODNESS in times of dead
~ peril
While attending church service one
morning word was brought that the
Danes were upon them and held the
Saxon troops at baV "GOd frat and
man after" said Ethelred calmly. and
the service continued uninterrupted. At
1t concluSton, however, the Saxons ad-
vanced swiftly las one man" and de-
feated the invaders in a mighty bat
tie
Many things which seem as natural
and necessary and valuable to us as
the air we breathe we owe to this wise
King, who had great mind though
his body was pain-racked. He Ii was
who first translated the Testament into
the English tongue. Before his day
we had no means of measuring time.
He valued time greatly and used IL
wisely, and devised a means of meas
uring the hours by tallow candles
placed in horn lanterns. He founded
Oxford, which. after thousand years,
is still the greatest institution of learn
ing in England.
He said II strive to live worthy, and
wish to be remembered by my good
works"
He lived no soft life, but full. pro
gressive one, advancing himself and
pulling his country after him in
mighty strides toward freedom and
knowledge bright light on the throne
of England, which ten centuries have
not dimmed. Mary Leslie.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01
Mr.. DOOLEY AGAIN ON
INTERNATIONAL AMENITIES.
BY r. p. dunno.
copyrIshted. 1907, by Rohert Meunra Russo

esty's representative in this counthray
who is dom more thin amy other man
in tn plastherin' business. he says
OWN, he says, to mimbirs iv tn
Sinit lawn a bod Nv bricks fell on his
head recently. he has not been able to
do much on tn job he says. But he
has brought his trowel an morther
here tonight an If we will kindly lave
off singln Brittanya rules tn prosper
ity wave f'r a minyut he'll give we an
exhibition " how he wurruks. Me
Lords an gintlemen, tn sicrety Nv
state"
" Fellow subjicks,' says tn slcrety iv
state, diplomacy is far diff'rent bus
mess thin 1t used 10 be "a voice, Good
fr your. In tn days iV Bismarck,
Gladstone an Charles Francis Adams
twas case OF inthrigues an deceit.
Now 1t Is as simple as sellln a pair Nv
boots. In fifteen years tn whole ma
ture Nv man is so changed that diplo-
mat has on'y to be honest, straight
forward an manly and concede iviry-
thing an he viii find his opponents will
meet him half way an take what he
gives. UNFORTUNATELY diplomacy ony
goes as far as the dure. IT is enable
to give polls protection to tn customer
so whin he laves tn shop III sthrong
arm Nv tn sinit knocks him down an
takes firm him ivirything he got inside
an more too. Diplomacy has become
q philanthropic pursoot like shop-keep-
In, but politics, me lords, is still tn
same oil sport Nv highway robbery.
But ! done what ! eud TO PROTECT tn
INTERESTS Nv tn mother, father an
brother-in-law country an between
you an rue II ] don't desarve tn Vic
torya cross f'r presintin' that threaty
TO tn snit nobody does. ] will on'y
say that hinceforth tn policy Nv this
gover'mint VIII be as befure not TO
bully sthrong power or wrong weak
but VIII remain thrue to tn principles
Nv wrongln' tn sthrong an bullyin' tn
weak
9TH sicrety Nv state was followed be
tn ambassadure. 4 wish TO tell va.
said he. what good time I had In
England. Befure ! whit there I was
strongly preJudiced again England. I
thought II was IN noblest country
on which, a. Danl Webster says. tn
sun niver set without hatchin' out a
new colony But / did II "A great in
Justice. II Is betther thin what I
thought. IL does not care fr chan or
gush such a. goes down IN this cOunth-
ry All an English gintleman demands
"a that ye shall be- ye'ersllf frank manly
an sincere. A little cry on M shout
dher, "a firm grasp ~ IN hand. "A brief
acknowledgement rat We owe our
language an are payin' II back. our
hlhraebo9r an our boots 70 him an
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

can be a successful Barkeep. Think Of
~ He has TO discuss Politics. Religion
P,,mlusn. Race Horses. the Drama,
Medical Science, Seven Up, the Wealth
or the Isthmian Canal, Reciprocity
and other Topics with dozens OF Gus
toners every day. holding up his end
~ the Conversation but antagonizing
no mans Views. He must pour OIL on
the troubled Waters, decide Bets, pact
~. the Jag who is looking TO be Insult
I'd ana reconcile Old Friends who are
setting ready to Clinch. He must look
Pleasant when the Slot Machine sticks
mo House for Is Cigars. When an all
ntoht Souse with his Hat on one Ear
comes I'm and beats on the Bar ana an
nounces that he is a Gentleman, the
parkeep must admit that such Is the
case He must listen by the Hour TO
the yammerng Talk on the gabby
Tigbt Weights who are fun OF Balloon
Essence and stand ready % corroborate
anv statement made by a Regular Pa
ZION. II he Is asked % mark something
On The Ice until the Next Time, ~
must decide az once whether he ~ TO
saw cert or else run for the seltzer
lie must cultivate a knowledge VI hu'
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

BE hivens." said Mr.. Dooley, Il
wisht I'd been there"
"Where?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
AT tn bankit Nv tn Ancyent an
Hon'rable Chamber Nv Commerce I'm
Moo York" said Mr.. Dooley. Ills a
hard fate that compels me to live out
here on tn prairies among tn aborig-
inal Americans FIRM Poland an Bo-
haymyn. Me heart at times is burstin'
f'r 10 jine in tn festivities iv me fell
low Britons in Moo York. FIR I'm a
British subjick, Hlnnissy. I wasn't
born wan. / was born in ireland. But
! have little money put away. an
iviry American that has learned to
make wan dollar sthick to another is
ex-officio, as Hogan says, a British
subjick. We've adopted a foster father.
Some Nv us amt amy too kind to tn
OIL gintleman. In tn matther Nv tn
Nlcaragoon canal we have recently
pushed him over an took about all he
had. But our hearts feels tn love Nv tn
parent country though our hands is
rebellyous an ivry year me fellow mer-
chants gets together in Moo York an
frgets tn cares ~ tn wool an tallow
business in an outburst Nv devotion to
tn OF land firm which our fathers
sprung or was sprung be tn polls.
9TH president iv tn bankit was me
frind Morse X. Cheeseshop, "a mimbir
iv an oil Yorkshire family born In tn
West Riding Nv Long Island befure tn
Crlmeyan War Al his right sat tn
sicrety Nv state fr tn colony an at his
left me friend tn ambassadure to tn
Coort iv Saint James. Why we shud
sind an ambassadure don't know,
though IL may be an OF custom kept up
fr 10 PLACE tn people Nv Omaha. He's
a good man, tn ambsssadure, who ~
inthrajoOcin' tn American joke in Eng
land. Hogan says IN difference be-
tween an American joke an an English
Joke Is tn place 20 laugh. In an Amer
lean Joke we laugh just afther IN point
IL at all, but In an English joke yc
laugh ayether befure IN point or afther
tn decease Nv tn joker. Tn ambas-
sadure hopes 20 inthrajOOce a cross ~
tn two that ye don't laugh at az all
that viii be suited 10 m English mar
ket His experiments 10 far has been
encouragin'
AT m conclusion ~ M eatin' M
chairman, Sir Morse CheeaenhOp In
thralOoced m aicrety Nv state in . few
well chosen wurrds Fellow c0lonlsta
says be, \ desire 70 preslnt Ills Ma
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01
The Modern Fable of the Reckless Wife
Who Had no One to Watch Her.


a solid Block of the English Language,
using a Fountain Pen.
1t was a Sentimental Song entitled,
oh" When he had 1t Done on both
sides. he read it over and admitted
that it was exceedingly Ka-tish. IT
seemed to him that Harry B. smith
would have to use a Want Ad to re-
cover his Laurels and the Private
Muse of w. S. Gilbert would be awful
Jealous. The Little Thing that he
wrote right out of his Head ran as
follows:
Oh! Gentle Maid with Eyes so blue,
Oh. Chances so alluring.
Oh! Constant be and ever True,
When ] am far away.
Oh! Mild Coquette with Dimples rare.
Oh! Love will be enduring.
OH Say that others you'll for swear
And name the happy Day.
1t was such Neat Thing to be done
by Hand that he took it to a friend
who worked in a Music Store, and
had it measured for an Air. Then they
had the Dirty printed in Sheet Form
with Cover in two Colors. They used
to sit around for Hours and sing it
and pelt each other with Bouquets.
The Composer knew an incipient
Melba who was about to spring on the
Public, as soon as the Public wasn't
looking. She had a Voice that had
been gone over and sand-papered by
a Diagolini and she promised to sins
it at a Church Musicale
1t was a large Crimson Night for
We Author when he went up to the
Church Parlors to hear his Work
translated into Soprano. He shook like
Dice-Box while waiting for his Num-
Der to be called. At last she fioated
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

his heart opens. He cannot conceal
his admiration f'r ye. He goes away.
All. niver will / frget tn day | peek
ed out iv me bedroom window at
windsor Castle an see nanny Nv tn
sturdy lielists here befure me bein' re-
ceived in tn back yard be tn King
| mind well tn wurruds that fell firm
nus lips whln we left to take lunch in
IN rile woodshed. "Chote." he saws.
those were fine lot iv Americans"
ne says, what thribe did We say they
belonged too? Soos," he says.
so tn avenin' proceeded until twas
Time to go home whin tn chairman
proposed tn customary toast. ME-
Lords an gintlemen, charge ye'er
glasses an jine me in toast he says.
His Majesty, Edward tn Sivinth. Nv
Gr-reat Britain. an possibly Ireland. fv
INA, Egypt, Nv Austhralya, iv South
Africa In a sinse, an Nv tn Dominions
Deyant tn sea, includin' Moo York.
king, DEFENDER Nv tn Faith. / hope I
got 1t all in 'Ye did, said tn embar-
sadure. An tn toast was dhrunk with
enthusyasm. Other toasts was dhrunlS
to tn rile family an tn Protestant
succession, to tn Jock iv Argyle, who
used to own Andrew Carnaygie. JUS
as tn comp'ny was breakin' up a man
whose CATERS creaked rose an said.
Isn't there wan more toast?' Good
hivens. have f'rgotten somewanY said
Lord Cheeseshop. That was all there
was in tn book. Who dye mane2' he
says. i name tn Prisidint Nv tn Unit
ed states, says tn man. who comes
firm Baraboo. oh. him. says tn chair
man I'm a relieved tone. We'll, amy
wan that wants 10 can dhrink hts
health at tn BAR he says.
"As tn compny filed out a band was
playin' I'm tn admin room, where they
was meetin' Nv the Amalgamated
Stove Polish men firm tn neighborhood
Nv Terry Hut. What's that outlandiah
chune? says Lord Cheeseshop IT'S
tn naytional air west Nv Hoboken.'
says tn man firm Baraboo What's
Ia calledg says Lord Cheeseshop. 9TH
shtar spangel Banner says IN man.
Well says Lord Cheesoshop. tits very
inthrestin',' he says. IT'S tn on'v In
dyan music / liver herd he says.
"Ah, well" said Mr.. Hennessy, "whe
cares2"
Faith, I think ye're right" said Mr..
Dooley. "A man viii swallow amy
thing with a good dinner. What Is
good fr what Hogan calls m nimln-
thry canal has nawthln 20 do with IN
Nicarngoon canal, an IA be more
afraid Nv Lord Cheesesh0p II ne
thought IN toast an didn't say II.
our Anglo-Eaxon relations n always q
giye-away-0n some wan"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

man Nature, so that he can tell at
Glance whether the fuzzy Bat who
cuts a Circle before he gets to the Rail.
is Hobo or a Respected Citizen who
Is out on a Periodical. For him, Life
is a series of perplexing Problems,
delicate manipulation of Alcoholic
Fancies, a constant Effort to keep
square with both Political Parties, the
Police and the Wine Agents. For any
man who can swing such complicated
Propositions, the ordinary Duties of
Diplomat would be as simple as Jack
Straws. What we need in the Diplo-
matte Service is, fewer Country Poll
tieians and more Barkeeps.'
MORAL: 1t is useless to contradict
a Congressman who has studied a
Subject for Years.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE
SHOWER OF BLOWS THAT
CAME DOWN ON PAW.
Tillie had been away for Three
Months attending Madame Skagiac's
School for teaching Young Ladies how
to wither their Parents. She came
home with a tan-colored Automobile
and good deal of Hat, looking as
flip as a real Actress. The antique
Hay and Feed Merchant who had been
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

Place was a Monday Night Gallery
God, so the Church Talent was going
against knowing Proposition.
A pale young Man with amber Fire
Escapes sprang a line Of Parlor Magic
that would have queered even a sup
per Show. The Bunch advised him TO
back off the Dump. When a Young
Lady with Glasses tackled "Stabat
Mater" on the Violin. they broke her
up with Cat-Calls and told her to tear
off some Rag-Time. They bleated at
the Amateur Elocutionist and acted
Rowdv when a Stout Woman got up
20 read Fairy Tale from Hans Chris
tian Andersen. Then they began 10
yell for Mulligan and Hicks 10 come on
and save the SHOW. Whereupon two
pug-faoed Kids came forward and did
q Hottentot Song and Dance with "A
Buck and Wing finish and killed them
dead.
MORAI.-The WAITS cannot be ex-
pected 10 lift themselves many Notch
~ above the Public Taste.
THE MODERN FABLE OF WHAT
CAME OUT m THE WASH.
A kind Of a Rough Carpenter IN the
Verse Line one day held his Head
with his left Hand while with The free
Wins he carved the following GU VI
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

side came upon his trail. There follow
ed interrogations of the British con-
sui, and of the British embassy. Both
disavowed any interest in Lord D..
In one week half a dozen dinner invi-
tations were withdrawn. a box party
in his honor was declared off, and a
coaching trip indefinitely postponed. 1t
is said that Lord D will soon leave
his uncongenial surroundings here, and
that those who supplied him with his
letters of Introduction will presently
find themselves involved in social COM
plications of an International nature.
Though bulls have been at work for
week or two now no general bull
market has resulted. This is partly
the result of two causes: One is, that
the bulls did not work in concert,
the other that the public did not come
in. Pools were formed in groups of
stocks; the Vanderbilt's were taken
in hand and rapidly advanced, then
while profits were taken in them the
Coalers were taken up and advanced
While the pools bought, their stocks
advanced; when they sold their stocks
declined. In other words, it has been
a period of experimentation. Without
organizing a general movement, GER
lain groups of men have been trying
he market. If the public had taken
The stocks that had advanced five or
six or seven points, there would have
been a boom. AS it is the fishermen
have fished now in these waters. and
in those without getting nibble.
What will happen ii is hard to tell. The
bears have been trying for much
longer period to depress prices and
they have put stocks down while they
sold only to put them up when they
bought to cover. There is nothing in
the situation to encourage a protract-
ed decline. All the news is dead for
the present, yet there is no disposition
manifest so far, on the part of the
outside buyer to do anything at all.
The big leaders may decide to let
things alone for a while or they may
get together and force a general rise.
One may guess. but not prophesy.
Duane.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

hankered for nothing but sugar coated
Compliments. All the other Young Eel
lows followed the same Method n
their Conversation had been set TO
Music, they could have done II as n
Chorus.
He broke away and played the Can
did Friend game. Instead OF praising
her Costume. he would tell her, on the
.. Il. that some other color was more
becoming. He would deliberately pick
D Quarrel so az 10 have a warm little
TIN and a Reconciliation. They began
20 be afraid u him and they paid more
Attention to him. When he did yield r.
Point and bestOw Smile Of Praise,
the Lady knew II WAS Sincere. In the
meantime all the Boys In the Second
Division could not understand why the
Women took such an Interest in one
who WAS given 10 Sour Comments.
They never seemed 90 grasp the Fact
that the Olive stuffed with Red Pep.
pera ~ nm Anildote for DUN Drops
MORAL Even Sincerity becomes
m0ngtvpOpg when made q TfgulaT pet.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01
MODERN FABLES
BY GEORGE ABE. rt~ ST. ~

A Young Couple sat and looked de-
vouringly at each other for the first
six months of the Life Sentence and
finally it became. rather trying on the
Eyes. Therefore he was glad to be
called away for a couple of Days. 1t
was his first Vacation since leasing
the Flat, and he sent word to some
of his former Running Mates to meet
him at the Train, as he could transact
his Business in about 20 Minutes, after
which he would remove his Bride and
begin to burn Holes in the Track.
They knew just what would appeal
to Quiet Home Body, 400 miles from
his own Fireside. They took him in
Tow and gave him a Square Meal
every Hour. Then they stood him UNI
der a Shower Bath and turned the
whole Wine Card on him. He played
Golf Pool until he was chalked all
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

none too squeamish. Powerful though
his family is, and connected with many
of the greatest names Of the realm,
Lord D. was universally ostracised
in England. He decided to come to
America AS he knew few people here
he set about getting letters of intro
duction to prominent New York fam
lilies. There was no difficulty about
this. With true British insolence to-
ward all things American. those very
people who would not admit him to
their, own houses readily gave him let
ters to their acquaintances of promi-
nent social position in New York. Arm
ed with these he secured a number of
invitations from women who failed to
identify him with the scandal. Lord
D was in fair way to establish him.
self in New York society when some
men who had known him on the other
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01

ing children, Mr.. Fitzsimmons INDUCES
in these impressive remarks:
Get them up early in the morning,
and send them out into the fresh air.
Even if you live in the city, keep them
outdoors when the weather permits
Better to have them dirty and healthy
than clean and sickly."
The author gives some really good
advice to young athletes; as follows:
zone thing that want to particular
~ impress upon the young athlete is
the priceless value of good home and
pleasant surroundings. Some boys and
young men have an idea that an ath-
lete must be tough. This is all wrong,
and 1t has been proved time and again
that the athlete, whether a runner,
wrestler, boxer or anything else, can
best fit himself for manly sports If he
leads a clean, wholesome. good life.
And this can best be found amid
pleasant home surroundings"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01
ALFRED THE GREAT.

The Grandcst Monarch That Ever
Sat on the English Throne.
1t was 1000 years on Oct. %, 1901,
since Alfred the Great died. He was
born at Vantage in the year SAG. If
we could conjure up from their graves
a reverend greybeard or garrulous old
woman of that period and ask them to
tell us tales of this man, beyond dis
pute the noblest king who ever ruled
in England, we could not understand
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-12-01
LANKY non AN AUTHOR.
Gives a. Little Advice TO Young Ath-
Ietcs.
From the Cincinnati Enquirer.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.
New York, Nov. 24-The advance
sheets of Robert Fitzsimmons' book on
physical culture are out and the liter
airy world is all agog. His advice to
lovely woman will create much excite
ment. He talks as follows:
Muscle building brings beauty to
woman. This brief statement is suf-
ficient, l think, to make any woman
embark upon a physical development
course. What will women not do 70 be-
come beautiful? They-some of them,
at least-powder and paint and bleach
their hair, and do all kinds of other
foolish things in an attempt to improve
their appearance"
Regarding the proper method of rear