Daily camera., 1901-10-07
Two KINDS o. rAtxsas.
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Then there's the man who will per.
sist In finishing his sentence even
though you see the end from the be.
ginning. Him we may call the realistic
talker. Now. II two alert impressions
lists are communicating with each
other by means Of their tongues the
conversation can run like this, says
the Philadelphia Post.
$50 you want to hear about Jack
Carson? Ancient history. Net his
enemy In Louisville. Latter dead shot
and saw Jack first"
Exactly. Whers'd they bury
Jsck?"
Local cemetery. Had big fortune,
daughter Mabel. q besut. She grew up,
and, of course"
"Of course. Englishman or italian ?"
Reginald Cecil Plantagenet-"
Il see. When did she apply for d.
vorce?"
"One year. and BY that time only
half Of"
"Humphl How much at first?"
Cool million. and now NO foreign.
ers-"
Naturally. Welt some American
will"
HAS"
Good. Whenf'
Last month. Has money Of his
own. hard worker and she'll"
BE In clover. Well. I'm glad you've
told me all this. for always liked
Mabel, and wondered what became of
her"
Now. suppose that our verbose and
dogged friend had been telling about
Jack and Mabel to our alert young i'm
pressionist. He would have begun in
. hard. dry. matter Of fact tone:
80 you want to hear what became
OF Jack Carson. Sit down here by the
window. and I'll tell you. Nice club
this. Well Jack quarreled with q
Kentuckian Of the name OF Breckin-
ridge. man who alw.ys shot to kill,
and Breckinridge swore he'd shoot
Jack at sight. Jack never went armed
One day he was in Louisville. and
Breckinridge saw him, and before any
one could interfere the Keutuckian-"
Il see. Poor Jack!"
The Kentuckian aimed full at his
heart and shot him, and Jack dropped
In his tracks. because he'd been hit in
the heart"
TOO bad. What became OF Mabel?
Leave her any money!"
HE left his daughter Mabel his en-.
tire fortune. She was beautiful girl,
and when she grew TO woman's estate
she was considered q great catch and
scores Of fellows paid court to her, but
an Englishman final.
u tumble. Took her across the pond
and made her pay his debts, I sup
pose"
IAN Englishman by the name of
Reginald Cecil Plantagenet Tudor
Conynghame laid siege to her heart
and won the simple-minded child. He
took her over to England and induced
her to square him with his creditors
and"
How long did sh. at.1d that .or.
ct treatment2"
he wa Cruel besides, and treated
nss .amefully. and in year she ap-
Piled"
"Glad she had the spunk. And of
course she got It. He was probably
worthless Sort"
she applied for . divorce and was
lucky enough TO get II. although shs
had spent one-half . million or"
Il understand. What did she do
then?"
"-or. TO be exact. $500. 900, ON the
miserable fellow. Then abe came back
to America and registered an oath
that she would never"
Marry an Englishman. see."
would never enter into the state
Of matrimony with any member Of the
British aristocracy. But . young Bos-
tonian OF means and ability"
Good for him! He won her, did
he?"
"a young Bostonian of means and
ability met her at q reception. and it
was case of love 1t first sight. and
they were married within . month.
and think that in this case the old
sdage: Marry in"
mot doubt Of IL. Those adaRes
don't always work, particularly the
old ones. Get out Of order from too
much use"
the old adage: Marry in haste
and repent at leisure will not apply
to them. for the Bostonian II eminent
ly worthy of her. and I'm sure that
they'll be happy. But it's great pity
that she ever met that Plantagenet
Conynghame. for II he hadn't got his
hands ON the fortune"
"She'd have had twice - much.
Right you are. Good-by. old man.
must be going"
And the alert land also somewhat
rude) young man hurries OF. but hears
floating after him the inexorable
tones Of his friend:
"-ifhe hadn't got his hands on that
fortune her father left her she would
have had twice $4,000 or $1,000, 900,
to bring to the young Bostoniau.'
4 Great RsAsf.
Mrs. Catterson-I thought would
come and tell you that your Harold
has been fighting with my Bobbie. and