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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
Sailed Without Mail.

The transport Grant had TO leave
the Pacific Mail wharf yesterday in
harry to make room for the Doric. As
there were some repairs that were not
finished at the time she left the wharf
she anchored outside to finish them
and wait for the mail that was expect
ed in the Zealandis- The Zealandia
had been sighted before the Grant left
but the captain of the transport did
not know 1t. The mail steamer had
over hu1dred bags of mail for the
transport which will have to be kept
here until through steamer comes.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
SAILED FROM SAN FRANCISCO.

Am bk Diamond Head. Peterson, for
Honolulu: pass and mdse, Jan TO-
Am bg w. G. Irwin. Gencraut, pass
and mdss for Honolulu: Ian, il
Am sch Emma Claud,ne. Mikelson.
pass and mdse for Mahusona. iaa- %.
Am sp Falls of Clyde. Matscn, pass
and mdse for Hilo. Jan. 70.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
DEPARTED.

Friday. January %.
Str ". G. Hall, Thompson, for Ka-
uai ports.
U. S. T. Grant. Bruguerie, commits
sary casuals and cabin passengers for
Manila
X. S. S Albion. Erickson. for San
Francisco.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
Report Late AS Usual.

The man al the signal station
ar Diamond Head was one
OF the last persons on the Kona
side Of Oahu 10 see the steamer
Dorie yesterday as she was making
her way towards the harbor. At 1920
p. m the vessel was reported as be
ing twenty mics west By the lookout
at Diamond Head. Al 1895 the steam
er which was at that time OF the har-
Dor. was reported to the electric light
works by people on the Wilder wharf
and the whistles blew. According 10
the report by the lookout she must
have made twenty miles in six min
utes. This is pretty good time even
for the Doric.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26

A government transport from San
Francisco, carrying mail. is due about
the Sth and 23d of each month.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
The shIpsntIne Edwara sswalI.

The sfeel sailing ship Edward Sew
all. built in 1899 by Arthur Sewan &
Co. OF Bath, Ne. is the largest ever
built in this country. The ship is one
OF three OF about the same size built
by this company in recent years. re.
spectiyely the Erskine NJ Phelps. the
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
with a New Mate.

The barkentine S G. Wilder sailed
for San Francisco yesterday morning
early. Captain Jackson had to leave
without his mate. Benson, the man
who is accused of having cut officer
Needham WITH the bottle while drunk.
Mate Cronin. formerly of the Chehalis,
went out as first officer of the Wilder.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
HARNESS and SADDLES.

Just received. q large invoiee of Calf
fo-niz and American SADDLES. Also
aae lot OF IiGrT HARNESS and
TRIMMINGS. which vii be sold 81
aeck so.scrr Prices. Largest and best
assortment OF Whips. Brushes and Bits
in Honolulu
Drop in and be convinced Repair
ing promosly executed at reasonable
prices.
4ISi0rs rRaRpaoSE sE0Ts g D. 0. HAMhAH.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
INWARD
MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS.

Steamers due and TO sail for the
next thirty days are as follows:
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
Teams Led by Captain and First
Lieutenant of City Guards
Compete at the GAINESVILLE
Range
CONDITIONS AGAINST
GOOD CRAFTSMANSHIP
Handicap Contest Open to All
Members Of the Company Won
by Private 0. E. Forrest Who
Showed Up Remarkably Well
for a Novice

Members of the Worcester City Guards
spent a pleasant morning at GAINESVILLE
range yesterday. Thirty-five members of
the company braved the frosty atmosphere
to take few shots at the target Two
big bonfires tempered the frosty atmos-
phere.
In the match between two teams picked
from the company, Capt Barrett's team
won out over team led by Lieut. Moses
~ Tisdell The total score was 1856 to 1874
The intense cold weather was a setback
to good shooting, and the wind made it
next to impossible to do anything like
ordinary work. Sergt. Walter H Allison
and PRIV. j. E. Moon We're high men on
Capt. Barrett's team with scores of q
each for five shots at 200 yards. Corp R.
.C. Green scored q in five shots on Lieut..
Tisdell's team
In the handicap shoot, in which the
scores made by men on the teams were
counted, Priv. o. A. Forrest won first
place He was allowed by Lieut. F. H
Lucke, the company inspector of rifle
practice, two points handicap, and piled
up a score of q in five shots Priv. For
rest was not picked for either team, as
his ability to shoot was unknown. He
showed up in exceptionally fine form
Priv. j. E. Moon. who scored q in five
shots on Lieut.. Tisdelrs team, was al
lowed a handicap of one point and he
won second prize. The score for the team
shooting was
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
GOVERNOR GENERAL TAFT
TO VISIT UNITED STATES

Cincinnati. O.,Nov. 2S.-Ex-C Congress
man Charles P. Taft, publisher of the
Times-Star. and brother of Governor
General Of the Philippines William p.
Taft. received a cablegram today from
Manila stating that Surgeons Stafford
and Rhodes have successfully grated
the skin on Gov Taft's wound, and
that he will probably be able to pay his
intended visit to the United States at
the end Of December.
A party of Cincinnati men, headed
by J. G. Schmidt. the banker. had ex-
pected to leave this week on a tour
around the world, their main object be-
ing a visit to Gov. Taft at Manila.
They have postponed their trip indefi-
nitely on advices from Manila. Ar
engagements will be made to give Gov.
Taft a reception here on his return.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

ance business, being a special agent of
the Mutual Life Insurance Company OF
New York, his territory being in the cen
trail Massachusetts district He Is =
active member of Central Massachusetts
Board of Life Underwriters of Worcester
In the marriage of Mr.. Higgins there
has matured what his friends call a mat
rimonial endowment with annuity
for life The contingent additions his
legion of friends hope will be increasing
happiness from year to year. There is no
leash value" to the policy outside of the
parties interested and there will be no
'lapses" while either of the happy couple
live
Years ago. when Mr. Higgins and Miss
Silk were children, thev were boon COM
panions Soon the families drifted apart
and ii was one year ago when the child
hood friends again met after separation
of 29 years. The Old-time feeling was at
once renewed, though intensified by ma
ture years, and the policy" of friendship
which was taken out mutually in child
hood DAYS matured. and Mr.. and Mrs
Higgins received their endowment when
Rev G. H. Dolan pronounced the holy
words which made them wife and hus-
band for life.
Among the guests at the reception We're:
John J. Kittredge. Mark n. Skerrett, Mrs.
Mary Healey. Miss Lizzie Sullivan, Miss
Josie Sullivan, Miss Mary Marley, Bar
tholomew BrOderiCk, Thomas J. Higgins
and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles L. Ken
ney. Mrs Mary A. Hagan, Peter Sullivan.
Martin Howard. Miss Mary A. Higgins,
Frank Healey, Mrs. J. f. Healey, Miss
Clara Healey, Miss Katie Mclaughlin,
Peter F. Mclaughlin. NJ. J. Mclaughlin,
William l. Mclaughlin, Miss Mary FIig-
gins, Emily Higgins. Katherine Hig-
gins, Maurice Higgins, Mrs. Thomas
Ryan. Julia Howard. Mary Howard OF
Worcester: W. F. Higgins. South Franz
ingham: P. G. Dillon and wife, West
boro: Rev. C. H. Dolan, Misses Cora,
Kate Mary Ella and Jennie O'Donnell.
Jerome Hines and wife, T. H. Clark and
family, B. Cassidy and family, Miss Julia
Ratigan. Miss Nellie Sullivan, Miss Eliza
Casey of Spencer.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

handsome prayer book, the gift of the
groom.
The bridesmaid was Miss Nellie NJ. H.
Silk, sister of the bride, and John Hig-
gins, brother of the groom, looked after
the welfare of the groom. Ihe ushers
were Representative Mark n. Skerrett,
Representative Peter f. Sullivan, Martin
~. Howard and William l. Mclaughlin OF
Worcester. The church was well filled
with the friends of both parties to wit
ness the beautifully impressive nuptial
ceremony. At the conclusion of the
church services immediate relatives and
intimate friends of the bride and groom
went to the home of the parents of the
bride, Mr.. and Mrs. James SILK OF 10 Bell
Street where a reception was held ana a
toothsome wedding breakfast served.
The reception was a success in every
way. Mr. and Mrs. Higgins received in
the parlOr, and were showered with con-
gratulationS from the many friends pres
ent. Rev. G. II. Dolan was among the
special guests and materially aided in the
entertainment of his fellow guests. From
II o'clock in the forenoon until o CLOCK
in the afternoon one solid round of
pleasure was the order. The young men
present engaged in good natured banter,
while the young women gave variation
with fetching musical selections, hoth
vocal and instrumental.
In the afternoon Mr.. and Mrs. Higgins
We're driven to East Brookfield, where
-
Boston and Albany division of the New
York Central road. They informed theil
friends that their destination was "oVel
there but Boston. Salem and Lynn was
their actual objective points. After the
completion of their tour Mr.. and Mrs
Higgins will take up their residence at
Lake Avenue Worcester. where Mr. Hlg'
gins has a pleasant home. The couple
will be at home 10 their friends after jan
uary /.
mi ~ia n
costly useful and ornamental articles oil
silverware bric-a-brac and scores Of othei
useful things.
Mr.. and Mrs Higgins are both Wei
known in their respective abiding places
Miss Silk has been a resident OF spencer
for many years and has legion OIL
friends Mr.. Higgins was for many years
conductor on the Worcester and Shrews-
bury Railroad 'the dummy" and recent
" has been identified with the life insur'
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
GOV. GEER DOES NOT SEE
HARM IN CONSOLIDATION

Salem, Ore. Nov. 2S.-In reply to the
request of Governor Van SAINT of Min
nesota for views of the absorption or
the Northern Pacific and Great North
ern Railways by the Northern Securi-
ties Company Governor Geer said
UNLESS consolidation of railway COM
panies should be followed by increased
freight and passenger rates it would be
difficult to see where the objection
would lie If this result should follow
it is a matter within the power Of the
Legislature to control
Governor Geer says that he favors
holding such a conference as Governor
Van SAINT suggests, but he could not
attend unless it was held on the Pacific
Coast
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
James P. Higgins and Miss Mary
silk Reap the Full Benefits of
Childhood Investment in Matri-
monial Insurance
THE CONTINGENT CLAUSES
AND ANNUlTtES PROVIDED
After Nearly Three Decades the
Friends of Youth Meet and
Cash the Contract with Years
of Accumulated Values to
Bride and Groom

Special to The spy.
Spencer. Nov. 2S.-James p. Higgins. a
prominent insurance man Of Worcester,
and Miss Mary Z. SILK of Is Bell Street.
Spencer, were married at the Church Of
the Holy Rosary this forenoon, Rev. G..
H. Dolan. rector of the church, oficiat-
ing. \ nuptial high mass was celebrated.
Miss Eliza Achim Of this town sang Ava
Maria" at the offertory.
The bride was bewitchingly gowned in
white muslin over white silk. cut en-
traine. She wore "a bridal veil Of tulle
caught M with lilies of the valley and
maiden hair fern. and wore the same
flowers IN her corsage. She carried a
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

In the handicap shoot five prizes were
offered. The winners We're: First prize,
Priv. o. A. Forrest, score q, handicap 2,
total 49, second prize, Priv.J. E, Moon.
total score q, handicap /, total %; third
prize, Corp. r. c. Green. score p, handi-
cap !, total %; fourth prize, Priv. j A.
Rousseau, score 20, handicap 2, total %;
fifth prize, Sergt. Walter N. Allison. score
q, no handicap. Priv. Moon was awarded
second place over Corp. Green because his
shooting showed Improvement after the
first shot at the target.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
UNDERWEAR FOR man or BOY At RETAIL For
Canvas Coats.

Mems Heavy Duck Coats, black or
brown, corduroy collar, wool lined
STAT
Covert Coats. extra heavy wool
lined regular $3.50 value SI97
Extra Heavy Duck Coats, sheep
lined: either black or brown $2.97
Covert or Wool Coat, interlined,
and heavy sheep lined; worth $500
SAT-
Mems Black Jackets, heavy $500
Full line Mems Cardigans, $1.OO
$3.50
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

Emerson Beauregard of Fitchburg
and Louis Chapurt of Marlboro played
a checker match Thursday for a purse
of S25. Four games were played, each
Of which was declared a draw. The
match will be decided in Marlboro,
Dec. Il.
Washington Guards held their an
nual Thanksgiving ball at the Armory
Thursday night Columbia Orchestra
of Leominster furnished music. The
floor was oin charge of Sergt. ]. ].
O'Connor and Sergt T. J. Sheehan
One hundred and fifty couples were in
| the grand march.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
RANGERS DEFEATED
THE IRISH AMERICANS

Special to The Spy.
Fitchburg. Nov. 28.-The Rangers Of
this city and the Irish American
football Team of Worcester played a
match game of Gaelic football at
Fitchburg Driving Park this afternoon,
the home team winning by a score of
10 to 9.
At Worcester, July 4, the Irish
Americans Won
For the home team, J. Drim. NJ. Car
roll, NJ. Sullivan and NJ. Connors play-
ed well. For Worcester, Coakley. N.
O'Brien and ]. Leary were the strong
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
A GOVERNMENT MAIL CONTRACT

A GOVERNMENT MAIL CONTRACT
Many persons have written to this
paper asking the significance Of the
United States mail bag, which is the
advertising emblem of the Lake Shore
G. Michigan Southern Railway. The
reason for its use is that the Lake
Shore is the great mail route of the
United States and carries the govern
ment mail to and from the East, for
Europe and all the Pacific and Asiatic
islands. The Lake Shore was given
this contract because it has shown its
ability to make the best time consist
ent with absolute safety. 1t is also the
favorite passenger route between Buff
falo and Chicago. and the only road be-
tween these cities that is double
tracked all the way.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
GARDNER MAN REMOVED
BULLET FROM Right HAND

Gardner. Nov. 2S John Manissin cut
omen his right hand yesterday and re-
moved a bullet Manissin, who was a
soldier in a foreign army IS years ago,
was accidentally shot by recruit at that
time. He had carried the bullet ever
since.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
Gloves.

Mems Heavy Wooden and Leather
Gloves 25c
Extra heavy, good wearing Gloves,
lined or unlined, calf, buck, cordo-
van 47c
Mems Extra Heavy Leather Palm
and Back Mittens 47c
Genuine Buck and Asbestos Tan
Horsehide, with extra warm lnng
97c
Full line Gents Driving and Street
Gloves, 47c, 81 90, $1.25
BOYS and CHILDREN Gloves
and Mittens, 10c to 47c
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
GARDNER HAS A
CASE OF SMALLPOX

Special 70 The SPY
Gardner. Nov. 2S.-Joseph Bourassa Of
St. Hyacinthe, P. O., who is visiting in
town with his wife. has the smallpox.
This is the first case that has been re-
ported in Gardner for almost year.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

A LITTLE MEDICINE OF THE RIGHT
KIND. taken at the right time. is invalua-
BILE. That means Carriers Little Liver
Pills, and take them now,
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
CLINTON MET DEFEAT
IN LIVELY POLO GAME

Salem, Nov. pa fine holiday crowd
saw the home team defeat Clinton this
afternoon in fast and well played game
Summary:
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

Score. Salem 9. Clinton 5; rushes. Muir
ply z. DAILY 5: stops, Heffernan %. Ban
non 81. Referee, Kelly timer, Porter
Attendance 1000.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

1.-THE BEST PILL 1 EVER USED is
the frequent remark of purchasers Of
Carriers Little Liver Pills. When you try
them you will say the same.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

YOUNG IRELANDs.

Score: Young Irelands T. Rangers 0.
Points Shugrue 2, FLYNN, Hayes 2,
Shanahan g Referee, Richard Can't
well of Worcester. Time. two 80 min
ute periods.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

Mems Golf and Working Caps,
double bands, all WOOL blue, black,
mixtures 47c
Gentlemen's Driving Caps, fine
quality Kerseys and Beaver, patent
double bands; all silk lined 97c
Boys Double-Band Golf and Polo
caps Zoe
Boys Invisible Band Golf Blues,
Black and Gray; also Boys Double
Band Polo, Brown, Blue, Red an,
Tan 47c
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
Underwear.

Mems Blue, Brown, Fleece Lined
Jerseys; regular soc goods SIC
Mems Extra Heavy Double-Breast-
ed, Fleeced. SIC
Wrights FIeeced Underwear, actu-
al $100 value 6Sc
CamePs Hair, White, Natural, Sin
gle or Doubled Breasted; $1,25 value
97c
Mems Pure Astrachan Wool, white,
extra fine grade LOO
Mems Wooden Hose, 2 for 25c, loo
Mems Genuine Shaker Hose 25c
Mems Extra Heavy Blue 45c
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
Irish Americans

Score, Rangers 10, Irish Americans 9:
goals made by Drim, Carroll, Sulli-
van, Coakley; points made by Mclean,
COnnors, Carroll Maher, NJ. O'Brien,
Coakley.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29
THE BEST TO Be HAD.

Boys Handsome Yoke Overcoats,
fancy green mixed and Oxford; cut
long; real thing, $4.97
Red, Blue and Tan Russian Over
coats. 2lh-6, with belt, $4.97
Elegant Yoke Overcoats SIG, dozen
styles; cheap at $500, $5.97
Children's Norfolk Suits, to 9,
handsome gray mixed, 1897
Childrens Breasted Vestee
and New Manly Suits, choice pat
terms, 1881
Best Boys School Suit, made two
piece, all wool Dicky; 10 patterns,
$2.97
Three-piece Suits, SIG, handsome all
wool patterns; worth s., 1897
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

BOYS HEALTH FLEECED UN-
DERWEAR-Shirt or Drawers Csc
Children's Atwood Sweaters, but
ton neck, fancy 47c
Boys ATWOOD Sweaters, turtle
neck, fancy and plain; worth $1OO
79c
All-Wool Flannel Blouses, to IA
swell collar Use
Boys Gloves, wooden or leather
25c and 47c
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

ChiIdrens Blue Chinchilla Refers,
to years, @A'So
Blue and Grey Frieze Top Refers,
velvet collars and cuffs; worth $3.50:
? TO 9 $1.97
Fine All Wool Brown and Gray
Frieze Refers, 8 to 9, $2.47
Boys Storm Collar Refer, S-l6;
worth $500, $Z,Sf
Boys Storm Collar Refer, black,
gray. brown, olive frieze, S-16; $500
coats. $3.50
Boys SIG Box Overcoats, gray.
green frieze; worth $500 $2.97
Boys Yoke Overcoats, 5-16, cut
long. return cuffs; swell, 1897
Children"s Fancy Yoke Overcoats,
blue and red kersey; worth S.O0.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

Mems Combinations, Felts and
Overshoes, $1.S9
Mems Lumbermen's Knit Stock
ings and OvershOes $225
Mems Buckle Overshoes one buckle,
sec
Mems Motormens Shoes, heavy
Felt, untrimmed, $29S
Mems Woonsocket Rubber Boots,
short Boot, 2.69
Ladies' Four-BuckIe Overshoes,
q Goodyear Glove STAT
Full line Ladies' Felt Shoes and
Slippers DOC, 9Tc, $l.Z3
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-29

Mems SATIN CaIf Double EXten-
sion Sole, a regular $500 shoe, $1.47
Mems Cream Calf, lined; sold else
where at $3.50, $1.97
Mems Patent Leather Box Calf and
Calf, wide extension sole; union
made, $1.97
Rex Calf, Box Calf, the SWEETEST
shoe made; equal to any $500 shoe.
$247
Ladies' Box Calf Shoe, newest last,
extension sole, STAT
Regular $500 value, Ladies Patent
Kid, Box Calf, extension sole, SLOT
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Their Advice.

Some time ago a presented himself before
the Liverpool magistrates with the following tale:
Me name is Patrick o'Connor, an | lives at
- street, an | kapes hens in my cellar, but
the water pipes is burst an my hens are all
drowned"
We'll, my good man. we can do nothing for
you; you had better apply to the water COM
pany.' was all the advice he gDt
A few days later the same man appeared with
precisely the same tale.
you were here a few days ago. and we ad-
vised you to go to water company. Did you do
SOP
II did Yer Honous."
And what did they say to you?'
They told me to kape dueks."
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Chnrity's Choice.
(From the Philadelphia Ledger,)

(From the Philadelphia Ledger)
Mummy" said the small girl-"mummy
dear, | do wish l might give some money for poor
children's dinners.'
80 you may darling"
But, mummy, | haven't any money"
''Well. darling, ii you like to go without sugar
will give you the money instead and then you
will have some
The small Child considered solemnly for a mo-
ment and then said: Must it be sugar, MUM
my?' ~
why. no, darling don't much mind What
would you like to do withoutyp
How would soap do, mummy. theni' exciaim-
ed the small maiden in triumph.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
CURRENT HUMOR
He Was the Only one.

(From the Philadelphia Bulletin.)
Did they have goat when you joined the
lodge. Dozer?'
'Am-well, they had scapegoat"
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Descriptive.
(From the Brooklyn Eagle

(From the Brooklyn Eagle)
Aunt Gechaw-Im goin' tew find out what
them "glove-nt-in' " ccrsets is like when l go
tew New York, Joshuway.
Uncle Geehaw (critieally)-H'm suppose
they're called that tew distinguish them from
them thet you buy at the village store, an thet
ft like a milton, Mriah.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Sensible.

CFrom the New York Weekly)
Aunt Wayback-what kind of a thing do you
call that you're wearngf
City Niece-Why that's my bolero jacket,
aunty.
Aunt Wayback-Well, I must say that's sort
O. sensible. The front folds back so you won't
drop the vittles on it.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Couldn't Fool Her.

(From the Baltimore American.)
"You are the apple OF my eye" declared the
Fortune Hunter 10 the Wise HeireSs.
Il think" muscd the Wise Heiress that
will keep my eye peeled, nevertheless"
Naturally this evidence OF astuteness on her
part thrilled him to the core.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Domestic.

tFrom the Detroit Free Press.a
Jinks-Mss Moneyleigh is quite domestic in he
tastes. l should think
Binks-Why do you think so? She is a society
leader.
Jinks-Yes. but she has refused three ioreign>
ers in the last six months.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
A Long-FeIt Want.
lErnm IL. rn.;.... A..

N''"i 'iie NihcAso NeNs.J
Bggs-Do You belong to any societyi
Dggs-No; but I'm going to assist in organiz-
ing one next week
Biggs-What is to be the nature OF itY
Disgs-it will be society for the suppression
of useless societies.
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
A Word of warning.
(From the Baltimore Sun. !


Now Ham, said Noah. in kind but firm
tones as he noted the approach of Thanksgiving.
81 want you to bear in mind that | have but
two turkeys on the ark. and that you will have
to curb your instincts for the present"
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
ORending His Dicnity,

(From the Detroit Free Prcss)
Lady 90 tramp)-You can have something to
eat if you'll work for it.
Tramp (with extreme dignity)-Madam. would
you ask me 10 stultify myself2
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
Her Looks BeIied Her.

CFrom the San Francisco Bulletin.)
There goes Miss Anteek- Wrynkle Her great
est boast is that she is new woman"
How she does belle her looksv'
The Washington times., 1901-11-17
From Reyond the stxx.

From the Atlanta Constitution.)
"ls there any message from my poor husband3''
asked the widow.
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