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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
His Warirobc.

A local contractor had a faithful Mile
sian working for him for several wears.
A few weeks ago the employee anounc,
cd his intention TO pay a visit to a
brother in the West He was TO be
gone a month. and the contractor. being
a good-natured fellow. purchased a
valise for Tim The night Tim" was
10 quit the vslise was presented 20 him
with a few kind words. Tim" looked
rather surprised for a moment. and
then asked: And VIVA, am Oh TO do
with thot;'
Why put your clothes I'm it when
you go away. answered the boss
Put me clothes in is liz" said Tim. 60
And what the divii'li oil wear If 1 put
me clothes in thot.'
Explanations were considered un-
necessary.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
No Knom ior nnnb,.

Yes by Jovc. | really believe they
are beginning to think I'm going to be
q future member OF their family
What's put that idea into your
hcad?'
Well. last night while I was waiting
Tor Miss Rocksleigh 20 get through
primpinE her mother came into the
parlor and asked me il | could trace
my ancestry back to any barons or earls
or dukes or William the Conqucror."
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

Barnes don't know whether il is in
the atmosphere or the surroundings. but
the effect OF lectures on me is not always
the same
HoweS-Probably not
BarncS-When Professor Belchcr lee
lures down at the iyccum ! invariably
so to sleep; whereas. when my wife lee
lures me after going to bed | am as wide
awake as can be. And I'm not at an
interested in her subject. Funny, amt
il?
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

and the constantly increasing demand for and
steady growth in popularity of st. Jacobs Oil
among all classes of people in every part OF
the civilized world show conclusvelv what
remedy the people use for their rheumatism
and bodily aches and pains Fccts speak
louder than words and the fact remains Nm
disputed that the sale OF -. Jacobs oil is
greater than ell other remedies for outward
application combined. 1t acts like magic.
cures where everything else fails. couquers
pain
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
The Chorus Girl.

Kitty-That young chap. Charlie Os
good, has fallen in love with a choru,
girl
Janc-Well. there's nothing strange
abou, that. Young boys always fall i'm
love with girls old enough to be their
mothers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

Brooklyn, y. Y. October 22d. Tho Gar
field Tea Co.. manufacturers of Garfield Tea
Garfield Headache Powders Garfield Tee
syrup. Garfield Relief Piasters. Garfield
Digc.tive Tablets and Garfield Lotion, ar,
now occupying the large and elegant Office
building and laboratory recently erected by
them For many years the Garfield Re.
NEEDLES have been growing in popularity and
their success is well dos 0rvcd
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
PIacnting Mrs. II.

Mrs Manu-Oh yes. suppose I'm
disagreeabc thing No doubt you
are sorry YOU ever saw me.
Mr. Mann won't go so Jar as that
] only wish when did see YOU | had
taken a better look al Won.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

i have a great mind to go to the 20
h;ical club tonight" said Mr. ] to his
wife
WHAT" she replied. with surprise.
II have a great mind 70 go 90 the
club tonight
'Who,c" She asked.
Whose what?'
Whose great miad?'
Why. my own. OF course. madam.
oh. and the rising infection she
gave the ejaculation was very provoking
TO a man of fac feeling
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
MISS LAURA HOWARD,
President South End Ladies'
Golf Club, Chicago, Cured by
Lydia f. PinEbam's Vegetable
Compound After the Best Doc
tors Had Failed To Help Her.

DEAR Mrs. PINRnAN Il can thank
you for perfect health to-day. Life
looked 10 dark 90 me n year or two
ago. ] had constant pains my limbs
oweiled, I had dizzy spells, and never
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

Where there's a will there's a way. but
sometimes It takes pretty slick lawyer to
make away with a viii.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

II requires no experience To dyc with Pr--
NAM FApELEss DYES. Simply boiling vorr
goods in the aye is all that Is necessary. Sold
10y all druggists.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

No matter what aiIs YOU headache Ia a
cancer, you will never get well until vour
bowels arc put right. CAscAnErs help naturs
cure you without n grippe or pain. produce
cents to start getting Your health back ca
CARTS Candy Cathartic the genuine. put M
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

hlSt LAURA HOWARD, CHICAGO
knew ono day how ! would feel tho
ncxt ] was nervous and had u1 av-
petite. neither could J sleep soundlv
nights Lydia ". PinItham's Veg
ctabiC Compound, uscd ina con
junction with your Sanalvc Wash, did
more for me than all the medicines
and the skill of tho doctors For eight
months / have enjoyed perfect health
] verify believe that most OF the doc
tors nrc guessing mud experimenting
when they try 70 cure "a woman with
an assortment OF complications. such ns
uinc but you do not guess. How ]
wish SIT suffering women could only
know ~ Yorr remedy; there would be
less suffering / know Laura How
Aap, 1i5 New berry Ave Chicago. IU
5000 f"fHt N above sfi7oriai fs not genuine.
ffis PiulSham invites all woe
mon who are ill to write her fOr
advice. Address Lynn, 1las5.,
giving fGll particulars.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

The worst of borrowing trouble rs THAI
1t entails such high rate of interest
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
Catnrrh CANNOT be- Cnrcl.

Ii would naturally be supposed that
rose Is broke when it hasn't got a scent
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

The newest leather seats for hall cnairs
are laced with thongs OF the same mate
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

When a fellow can't raise a beard he
Gels that that Is one Of the ills that flesh
is hair to-
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

lts funny that when people say man
was bested they mean that he was wors ed
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

FITS permanently cured. No its orn ervous-
noss after first days uso OF DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. 50 trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. L. II. KLINE, Ltd. 9S1 Arch St. Phila. Pa
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
Best For the Ro,reIs.

Tic proper age aJ which a girl should
get married is the parsonage.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

An Austrian thaler is only good for its
silver value-nameiy, about fifty cents
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

Mn. Winslow's Soothing Syrup forchildrsn
teo'hng' soften tine gums, reduces inHamma-
ton allsys pain cures wind collie. Is, a botslc
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

About 100000 geese are annually brought
from Russia 10 Saxony
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

Making Roadway knitting the neck of
q sWeAter
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10
5000 TO $500 A YEAR

at nave TO ADVERTISE IN
- SAsS THIS PAPER. IN y "a,
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-12-10

10 not believe Pieo's Cure for Consp~,r-
ton has Al equal for coughs and colds Ions
r. HoIEE, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb Is 1900
The msn who's daft on fishing might be
elassed as an anEiCT-auniac
he man wNo gets into peck OF trouble
is IT. a measure 10 Dc piticd
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

Spring Valley, ILL.,, Sept. 23.-Twenty
anarchists armed with double bar
relied shotguns and 1000 rounds of am
munition are standing guard over the
office of L'Aurore, the notorious an
archist publication which expressed
Joy at the murder of President Nc
Kinley and satisfaction over the an
nouncement that Czolgosz was an an.
archist. Meanwhile fully 1000 citizens
OF adjoining towns have sent word
here to the authorities that they are
anxious to start for this city at mo-
ment's notice and assist in exterminat-
ing the reds"
The temper of the people here is at
Boiling point. The editor is in hiding.
A committee tomorrow will wait on
the manager Of the local coal company
and insist on the discharge of the
anarchists in his employ, and the an.
archists and their sympathizers, who
number 500, threaten to hold a mass
meeting. If they persist in this plan
a riot is almost certain to ensue.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

The amateur photographer who
wishes to make name and reputation
that will be worth something to him
must make speciality of some one line
and stick to 1t. Think the thing over
and study the particular subjects that
best suit your temperament and the
surroundings, and In which success can
best be won. George Horace Lorimer,
editor of the Saturday Evening Post.
says the condition Of affairs is such
now that the man VIZ makes a study
of and best understands some one sub
ject, even If 1t be no more than buckle
berry puddings, will make better sue
cess than the one with a general
knowledge of a variety of things. Go
slow and sure. Put away some of the
pictures you think all right and In a
week or two look at them again. De-
fects will appear, not apparent at first,
and points where an Improvement
could have been made will suggest
themselves. Get some friend who is
capable of doing so to criticise your
work honestly. This does not mean
to tell how good 1t is, and what great
photographer you are, but to say
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
ON A ROMAN COIN,

Here is an old denarius from Rome
Some Caesars head half buried In
green rust
That in this polished case hath found
home.
Secure from any tarnish more, or dust.
call it rust" this green and purple
stain
Upon the ancient silver con-but, nay!
'Tis but the copper driven out, as pain
And sorrow purge from us the dross
away
Pure all! how pure this precious disk, re-
fined
BY ages testing!-purer than the hour
When first in the great Emperor's mint it
shined,
The glistening type of all his pomp and
power.
SO we, all SCARED and stained by life's
long test.
Are we not purer than the soul untried,
Whose coarse alloy doth still abuse its
best
A coin that shines, but is unpurified?
james Buckham, in Philadelphia
Times.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
Great Ball Game.

Chicago, Sept. 23-Boston and Chicago
Saturday played one of the greatest il
not the greatest game in the history of
the National league. Both pitchers did
remarkable work and for Is of the II
innings were supported without mis-
play, a great many of the chances on
both sides being extremely difficult. The
work of Long and Hickey was especially
brilliant. Dexter scored the only run in
the 18th, taking first on Longs tumble,
second when Hickey was hit third on a
force out and home on Child's fourth
single Score: Chicago l, Boston 0.
Pitchers-Hughes and Dineen. Struck out
By Hughes 10, by Dineen Z. Bases ON
balls-Hughes 5, Dineen l.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
The Typewriter Invention.

A statistician has proved that the inven-
ton of the typewriter has given employ
ment 10 10000 people but he fails TO state
how many cases of weak stomachs and dys-
pepsia it has induced. All people of Sc
dentary occupation need Hostetter's Stom-
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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

Miss Raymond burst into peal of
laughter.
More looked a trifle hurt.
81 don't consider the situation so very
humorous" he said. However, I'm
glad if 1t amuses you"
"Oh, l really beg your pardOn!' cried
the girl IL know I'm frightfully rude;
but If there is one person in the world
more prosaic and matter-of-fact than
myself, | believe it's you, Mr.. More.
And the idea of us two impersonating
a love-sick couple. It's really too alb
surd" And the speaker gave vent to
fresh peals of merriment.
Yes, of course, l see it now. Ha.
ha! It's awfully funny retorted
More, and Joined in the laugh with
gusto that did him infinite credit. But
then. of course, More was a prominent
member of the Maybe Amateur Ora
matte Club.
"And you honestly think l shall do?"
asked Madge, on the day following the
first full rehearsal of "A Golden
Heart"
You'll do first-rate," More respond
ed, heartily. Hartley is delighted with
you, l know. OF course, it's against
his traditions as stage manager to wax
very enthusiastic over anything"
But that terrible third act scene!
shall never rise to the occasion therew
THE great thing is to remember that
you've got to persuade a skeptical audi
ence that you're in love with me-"
ITS very difficult"
Il dare say"
"But you've got to persuade them,
too, that you're in love with me, and
you do 1t much better than |. However
do you manage itY
IL really don't know
For "A man who prided himself on his
self-possession, More looked a trife
awkward.
q suppose those things come more
naturally to some people than to 9th
ers," Madge remarked. innOcently.
well, suppose we have another go at
that scene now" said More
Very well. DO you remember our
positions|
Yes. You're sitting on the garden
seat-there, that settee will do-and
I'm standing just behind YOU. Now. are
you ready? Jack says: / love you,
Sybil""
"Oh do you think we need go
through all that again? You do it so
well and there's nothing for me to do
except to cast down my eyes, so 1 can't
very well go wrong"
Just as you like. Wen go to the end
of Jacks little speech, then: Say you
hate me, Sibyl, and put me out of mis-
cry"
"'Is it such miseryY Let me see
does the embrace come thereE"
Not yet. Jack replies: TO know
that l have made you wretched and
myself ridiculousr And then Sibyl
says: TO know that you have made me
very proud and very happy That's
where you rise and come up to me
taking both my hands. Jack says: My
darlingv And then we do the EN-
brace. Go on"
wait a minute. can never get that
embrace properly" interrupted Madge
Now tell me exactly, after I've taker
hold of your hands, what ought l tC
doT
simply put your head on my shout
der"
(which shoulder
"The left-the one nearest to you
That's always safe rule Now, then
shall we try that again?'
"Au right"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

And Madge went through the cere-
mony of embracing her companion in
business-like fashion.
"There," she said, that was better
wasn't it?'
Beautiful" replied More, gravely.
"But, forgive my saying so, couldn't
you manage to put little more feeling
into those words: TO know that you
have made me very proud and very
happyT You see, the audience doesn't
know that Sibyl loves Jack, and you
have to make it as plain as possible to
them"
"Oh, dear, it's so hardr sighed the
girl. Il feel l don't say those words
properly. Tell me frankly, what's
wrong with me, do you think?''
Frankly then, you are too self-re-
strained. You won't let yourself be car
ried away with your part"
"Why, you said the other day that 1t
was a good thing not to be carried
away with ones partr'
"Oh, you're not going to remember
what l said more than a week ago.
surely! Besides, l merely used that ar
gument TO induce you to accept the
part. The end justifies the means"
I'm annoyed with you, all the same.
You might have saved me a weeks
misery. I've been so afraid of letting
the part run away with me that l sim
ply wouldn't let myself go. 1 didn't
want to be inartstic''
please forgive me-" said More, hum
bly,. I'm horribly penitent l had no
| idea"
But now I'm simply dying to try
that scene again. interrupted Madge,
eXcitedly. "Come, let's begin at the
very beginning, so that we can get
worked up to the climax
Bravo, More. Bravo, Madgel | had
no idea you could act like that" And
Tom Raymond regarded his friend and
sister with an air of profound admira-
ton
II didn't know anybody was list
ening," said Madge, looking a trihe
flushed.
"Oh, l only came in a minute ago"
I'm glad you liked it," remarked
More.
Liked it, cried Tom. "NIy dear boy
it was superb"
"Awfully good of you to say So" said
More, with elaborate pOliteness.
Not at all. assure you, mean ev-
cry word" retorted Tom, calmly
why. if hadn't known you were act
ing, that stage kiss of yours would
have deceived me cOmpletelyr
by the way, More" added Tom,
turning suddenly upon his friend, 1.-The
girls name is Sibyl, isn't it?"
Yes. of course"
HIN. You got bit mixed at times
that's all. So did Madge. Well, so long!
dare say that scene wants all the re-
hearsing you can give it?' With which
parting shot Master Tom took a hur-
ried leave.
Then Madge said, GLOW absurd of
Tom
1T wasn't so very absurdv More re-
torted. "Why, l noticed it, too"
Noticed what?'
''That you said Robert once or twice
instead of Jack"
You know very well you made the
same mistake" she added holly. You
called the girl 'Madge every timer
1T wasn't a mistake on my part"
said Robert. Il meant it," 1t was a
full minute before he dared to loof at
his companion. When he did so he dis
covered that she was laughing softly.
"Pm glad you meant it, Robert" size
said, because l meant it, 40. WON
ans Life.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
Eczema

How it reddens the skin, itches, oozes,
cries and scalesl
Some people call it letter, milk crust or
salt rheum.
The suffering from it is sometimes in
tense; local applications are resorted to-
they mitigate, but cannot cure.
1t proceeds from humors inherited or ac-
quired and persists until these have been
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

Since the departure of President
Cleveland from Washington there
have been no presidential children in
the executive mansion. Mr.. Roosevelt
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

TO CURE =. COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money IL it fails to cure.
&. W. Groves dgnature is on each box. 25c.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

1t is necessary to hustle in order to
get there, but some men overdo the
thing.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27
Hoods JdrS0D0rilL0

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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

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number of its victims children /WfYNWW%\
dreadful malady blood
vital slight
develop middle life
mo
naturally
poisoned
S. 81 directly
D. b. Arnold OF the blood
which did when leading What
advised and by
'ne TO supported
tested
werny fe to s o
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medicine
ubyt
direction
charge for medical advice THE SWIFT GA.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

wherein he thinks 1t could be made
still better. Discussion along this road
Is worth a great deal.
If you are troubled with your mega
tives frilling, give up using your alum
bath which at best is rather trouble
some, and try rubbing a little vaseline
on the outer edges of the plate. and
your troubles will cease. Do not put
too much on. however, CT 1t will become
mixed up with the developer.
If ones hands become stainei with
developer, pour few drops of muriatic
acid in minim measure, and fill up
with water. Dip your fingers In this
and then wash them with hot water
and soap, and the stains will disappear.
The juice of ripe tomato we'll rubbed
In to the hands will also remove the
stains.
Do not use old hypo. New is cheap
enough and when a fixing bath is used
too long, 1t becomes highly charged
with a deposit Of nitrate of silver, and
IS very apt to stain the film.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-09-27

y. y. y. goes ulISClly
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What we say of S. S. S.
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ReUit1 in time dOr,f