Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-27
4 Problem In Fur.
BY BLANCHE ELIZABETH WADE.


Copyright, 1901. by Daily Story Pub. Coz
Gordon hated cats. To him the
mama cat meant not round, soft, silky
hall. with contented purr somewhere
inside, but a gaunt, prowling creature
generally one-eyed and scalloped-
cared, and more often with three
sound legs, than with four; monster
haunting backyard fences; freak CIV
ing vent to unearthly shrieks so badly
aimed at the unoffending moon that In
stead they pierce the innermost depths
of Door sensitive mortal souls and stir
up emotions better not described.
Therefore, Gordon did not jump for
Joy after he had read the following let
ter from a wealthy aunt:
my Dear Nephew:-While the de-
scription you gave of your new studio
charmed me, I observed that you lack
one thing, and that an important one."
("Money! Always did, my dear aunt.')
THAT to which l refer, is indispen-
sable to every pretentious studio"
("And to every unpretentious purse,
aunt.") mo studio, my dear nephew
should be without a" and here,
Gordon was seized with one of the
aforementioned better-not-described
emotions. for the word he read was
cat! "A cat" went on the letter, is
as necessary to an artists success as Is
his brush; indeed. I may say, the cat
adds a Tone" (''Better say a fiendish
noise, aunt,"). which is not to be OBJ
tanned by mere pictures and furnish
ings. Now, do not mean that thiSk
you ought to take in an ordinary ami
NAL better none at all, than any
common type. Knowing you are not
so placed as to be able to make for
yourself good selection, l have done
1t for you, and am now sending you
most beautiful creature-a full-blooded
Angora, registered as John Alden. and
aged three months. He Is valued at
fifteen dollars, but as he grows older
will increase in worth. Let me know
If he arrives safely, and what you
think of him; also, do not fail to SEND
me occasional reports Of him."
Then followed several pages Of d.
rections for the care Of Angora cats,
proper foods, etc., and Gordon dropped
the letter with disheartened sigh.
The next day John Alden arrived.
At sight Of him Gordon did not shud-
der as he had fully intended to do. In
stead he timidly stroked the long, yell
low fur and laughed when this act
started spinning-wheel in John AL
den's interior. Then and there, Of his
own accord, with no thought of doing
so for the sake of his own interests in
pleasing a rich relative, Ernest Gordon
mentally swore to do the right thing
by his new possession, and when purrs
gave place to hungry news, fastened
to his small inner room, procured a
saucepan, lighted his oil-stove, and
heated milk according to his aunt's ad-
vice.
John .-lden was duly introduced to
the elevator boy and to the night
Waterman, each Of whom gladly took
the oath Of allegiance to his furry
highness. Thus was his installation
accomplished, his reign begun.
"Your generous gift came safely"
wrote Gordon to his aunt. Il like him
immensely and appreciate your kind
interest in making the success Of my
new studio complete. I have no doubt
my Angora friend and I will get on
famously together"
His lordship was not long in estab-
fishing himself as master of the studio.
Disdaining the comfortable basket
Gordon had arranged for him, he care
fully selected the most expensive fab
RIGS wherein to compose his dainty
limbs; scorning the spool and string
provided for his amusement, he tore
up and down velvet curtains and por-
there's. He whisked as lightly as a
feather, back and forth, in and out,
among costly vases and marbles, and
though Gordon sometimes drew long
breaths, he said nothing.
A week passed, during which John