The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1901-06-28

As he left the car Father Healy re-
marked: ~ observe, gentlemen, that
you do not believe in purgatory." mo,
indeed, We think it Is one of the many
In that case" replied the priest, you
Miss Gull-"Mr. ~Kidder is such a fat
terer. You should have heard what he
said about my hand and arm"
Miss Gill-"Said something pretty. did
hep"
Miss Gull-"Yes, indeed. lie said it
reminded him of Venus Of Miles,
Philadelphia Press.
How did he commit suicide~ incurred
the eager reporter of the Yellow Enter
prise: He went into the bull pasture"
growied the life insurance agent. with
one CT your art supplements sticking ont
Of his pccket.'-Brooklyn Life.
An indignant Wokine farmer returned
20 a horse dealers about an hour after
| purchasing a horse.
Look here. sir" he exclaimed. Il
Gcn't want this horse YOU sold me. He
SHES. I can't get him to cross the
bridge"
That's the reason l sod him." said
the dealer. calmly. why did You come
to me for the horse"
Il saw your advertisement in the pa
per-
II thought 50. I gave my reason for
selling him.
Yes: TO- be sold. YOU stated. for no
other reason than that the owner wanted
10 50 out Of town."
wei, if YOU can get ont Of town with
him. said the dealer. lit viii tie more
than l can Go."-Answers.
Who is the passenger over there who
keeps his eyes glued to the ceiling and
pays no attention tc this beautiful seen
cry?
.'That's F. Hopkinson Smith. He's
afraid he may catch sight of an Uncle
Toms Cabin billboard" Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
George, that Mrs. Ncxtlencc is too
hn:rid fer anything"
What are the odds nou?'
"Why. she said il our chickens ate hcr
flower seed she hoped they'd have al
rc2dicit:s.'-Ch;cago News.
Recorder \owery of Cambden reckoned
the amount Of money ne has made from
marriages in the last three years yes;nr-
day. He found that the total was $1.S3.
This is an average Of about one cent to a
wedding service.
An incident Of yesterday showed why
this is SO. Albert Bostich and Jennie
Wallace applied to be married. When
they had been made one BoStich inquired
HON much the recorder asked as a fee.
oh. that's all right, old man." said the
recorder.
Thanks" said the bridegroom; "have
a cigar?'
\ policeman enjoyed a smoke shortly
Observation-Disclosures Press.
First Poet-'So you have sworn the
vendetta against the publ!sher:'
Second Poet-"Yes; I wouldn't have
kicked merely because he threw me down
three flights Of stairs and broke MY leg;
but he inserted a word in my Ode to
Caesar and made it ]imp!'
First Poet-"The fiend"-san Fran
cisco Bulletin.
"There's no use" said Mr.. Dolan. pen
sively. ''in thryin' ty git people 1y kape
their grievances ~ themselves"
That's the troot,' answered Mr.. Raj.
ferty. It's human nature ty be confdin'
yer woes. Half the fun o havin' throu-
"A pASAoAI6 0AuAlpAC " tuc lllChS mat
may be played with the types in the
hurry that marks the work in a ncwspa-
per Office is afforded by. the report of
President Stanley Halls thoughtful ad-
dress to the Ministerial league in a
Worcester paper:
The heart has pantheistic impulses.
but all these in an ideal theology are Civ
en- due place and subordinated to person.
ality, which is the supreme affirmation
OF the human soul. Tell Mac" to send
up the CIRCUS TICnETS.
There are times when thirteen may
be an unfortunate number"
You surely don't believe in that old
idea"
Not exactly. but it does show a kind
of ill-luck when things are at skies and
evens.'-Philadelphia Times.
A Topeka medicine company has Phi
out a lot of testimonials. The first is
from a woman, who says: "Having sui.
fered fifteen years from a fatal disease.
am happy to say that l am now entire.
~ cured"
The Sketch of London SAYS: "a new
bOOk on the history of the English Rihie