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Bodie. Arrlve

The remains of two Oskaloosa peo-
pie arrived in the city this morning
via. the Iowa Central at two o'clock
this morning and were taken to the
homes ofrelatives. One was the body
OF Mrs. N. j. Bentley and the other
the remains of Mrs. Jeanette Whit
lock. Funeral announcement will be
found elsewhere in these columns.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1901-02-07

JOHN SEBASTIAN, G. P. A. CHICAGO.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31
GARNETT, KANSAS, MAY 81, 1901

MEMORIAL DAY.

Sleep, soluier, sleep! The clear notes of the
bugle
Call thee 70 more to the heat of the fray.
Bright on thy resting place, grave of the hero,
Bloom the fair flowers of Memorial Day.
Under the sod which thy life's blood has hal
lowed;
Under the flag you so long fought to save
Sleep, soldier, sleep! God watches Thy slum-
bers;
A nation pays homage to-day to the brave.
Soldier in blue who gave life for the Union
Soldier OF Southland who fought in the gray
God has decided the right of your struggles
Under one flag you are sleeping to-day.
Garands of laurel and garlands of willow
Strew we to-day on the graves of the dead.
Sleep, soldier, seep for thy warfare is over.
Rest theeiin peace in thy fower-strewn bed.
Sleep, soldier, sleepl Ger thy grave in the
jungle
Love stands on guard through the long hours
Of night.
Honor stands guard through the heat of the
monday
You who have fought for God and the right
Millions will kneel in deep prayer for the heroes
Giving their lives for humanity's sake.
Sleep, soldier, sleep Thou hast died for thy
brother
Sleep till Gods reveile bids thee awake.
Sleep soldier, sleep! The bright flag of the
Union
Still proudly floats DER the land, and the sea,
Beacon OF hope to the worlds weary peoples
Banner of truth and the flag of the free.
Sleep, soldier, seep The flowers Of springtime
Strew we to-day on thy low, narrow bed.
Sleep, soldier, sleep! While the hands of the
living
Garland to-day all he graves of our dead.
Will M. MAUpHIN in Omaha World Herald.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31
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An English Opinion of Hanna.

Bryan's Commoner.
The London Speaker is guilty of lese majestic
when it attempts to speak disparaginly of the
right honorable Marcus A. Hanna. The crit
icsin shows lack of gratitude as we'll as
disregard for Mr.. Hanna's feeings-for did not
Mr.. Hanna speak in glowing terms Of the
English system of government after his return
from Europe? The Speaker says:
"There is not much to awaken the spirit OF
national vanity, alert it is in the states, about
political system in which Senator Hanna is
one of the greatest and most powerful figures.
Not that Senator Hanna is wicked man-he
is simply kind of man that respectable
neighborhood would be shy of putting on its
district council, that is to say, there is nothing
to distinguish him from an uncutivated slight
ly brutal, ignorantly forciblc and hard-headed
vulgarlan. Self confderce and energy rule
him, as they should rule politician, but,
knowing all the world of business, he can think
of nothing higher. No tradition makes him
bow TO men whose institutions are of more
practical value than the whole Of his expert
ence or teaches him to recognize that the gov
ernment Of a nation is a field for qualities of
sympathy and imagination and sane idealism,''
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31
amount ,

LOOK at the daily papers. Strikes, riots and
labor troubles everywhere The capitalists are
kicking and cutting and splitting on the labor
ing people, and rubbing it in. If the labor
element will continue to vote the same old way,
they really deserve just the treatment they are
getting. If they are too stupid to see that the
inen they eject serve their masters, make laws
only in the interest of the masters, the men are
fit only for slaves. In New Zealand, tie labor
ers have taken chargt of government, elected
union labor to nearly every office, and they
have no such troubles as. are occurring in this
country. The action of the capitalists ought to
drive every man who works for living over to
the Socialists, for it is hard to conceive of
stupidity so deep that it will always vote the
militia and regular army into the control of the
capitalists, to be used against labor in every
contest. See how foolish the men are to make
their fight against other workmen or against
the men who put the other wcrkmen against
each other Strike at the cause, and not the
effect-Appeal to Reason.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31

THE steel trust is dismantling all the small
plants IN the country and concentrating all
work in few places. Many bupdreds of towns
will be ru ed, but what's the ditterencc2 Don't
the people like the system? Survival of the
fles,, you know. The people in the small
manufacturing towns are not fit to survive;
hence all their anguish. See it?-Appeal to
Reason.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31
NO. So.

now reaches at least 5000, 900 ,ooo The usual
government interest rate of per cent OH
5000, 900, 900 would amount to Sc, 900, 900, and
Judge Doster points out that this is twice as
much as the total annual profit to the whole
world on the Philippine trade, counting that
profit at 10 per cent on the custom-house val
ues. He adds: "If peace were here now, the
profits ON our Philippine trade for the next two
years would not give us back the money thus
far expended in the prosecution of the war,
with a reasonable rate of interest on the
amount
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31

THE great fires at Jacksonville, Fla, and
Detroit, Mich, have proven good thing for
the laborng people. They are getting more
work and larger pay to replace the wealth de-
stroyed. What an insane system it is that
makes the destruction of property profitable to
any one. Under Socialism, every citizen in
the nation woult lose by the fires, and none
would benefit. But the loss, falling on all,
would be so light that it would not be felt, nor
would there be any wrecked lives, as there are
now, by reason of these calamities But So
cialists are crazy, don't you know. Appeal to
Reason.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31

THE cooperative glass factories, which were
established to compete with the trust, have sur
rendered, because the glass trust controls all
concerns furnishing raw material. When we
learn the benefits of true -operation-Social
isln-this game of "freeze.out" will stop.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-05-31

If the abolition of competition is such an
excellent thing for railroad stockholders, why
wouldn't it be gaod thing for the rest of the
people r Kansas Populst
The evening world., 1901-11-26
.EX.ASSEMBLYMAN
IS SUED BY WIFE.
CHARLES T. BAUER Is A GUEST
AT LUDLOW STREET.

Charles r. Bauer. an insurance broker
at No. 20 Broadway and resident OK
North Bergen. y. j.. which he repre-
scented for two terms in the Assembly. E
locked up In Ludlow Street jail In de-
fault OF faooo ball.
He was arrested on application OF MS
wife, who wants alImony and counsel
fees while she Is suing him for hnai
and for the custody OF the1
twelve -year-old son.
In her complaint Mrs. Bauer says tha'
they lived happily from lssi to 1882
when, after he had sent her West on
visit, he followed her up with letters
urging her to so to South Dakota ana
get a d!v6rce.
lie said frankly that he was tireu oi
her-tirst, because she was always III.
and, second. because she could speak
only one language while he could con-
Mrs. Bauer did not think these sum
cieut grounds for divorce. so he aoan.
don.d ne:.. eut paid her $l2 week
nntil last July.
Then nc stopped payment and ran OFT
wi,N 'hr bov 20 Halifax.
Mrs. Bauer folIt VA him got the chsid
ana DECIDED on 4 separation. "a,
She claims that his income II A,W
D yeir aad that nc recently received
a legacy OF $1,000.
The evening world., 1901-11-26
SUES RICH MAN
FOR W|FE'S LOVE.
HEMINGWAY WOULD HAVE
$4,000 FROM SMITH.

For more than year Ebert .. hem
ingway. OF Eyack. has been trying 70
serve papers on Charles G. Smith. OF
Brooklyn, 30 that ne may sue him for
$1,000 for the alienation OF the aHec-
tions Of Mrs. Hemingway.
A few weeks ago a process-server
swore that he had found Mr.. Smith.
Mr.. Hemingway went TO the Brooklyn
Supreme Court to .esin action 10 re-
cover the $1,000.
MIR. Hemingway 10 very wealthy. but
he wishes to plant warning sign iE
The path OF home wreckers.
Mr.. Smith, who In also wealthy. swore
that no papers had been served on
and if Justice Maddox dec!des to-day
that he Is more truthful than the pro.
cess server Mr.. Hemingway will be at
loss.
The Nyack gentleman hrst attracted
the attention OF the metropolis when
he took several detectives and friends
TO the apartment OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Emmet Corrigan late one night and de-
mandea to see Mrs. Corrignn.
He said that he knew she was Mrs
Hemingway. but Cor igan. wl.o was
built perfectly for the part ne was
then playing. Zen Ifur. beat Heming-
way and proved TO him that he had
made n grievous error.
Mr.. Hemingway has secured an alb
so'ute divorce. but that does not satisfy
him.
The evening world., 1901-11-26

Now York has at last been accorded
recognition by the musical high priest
OF the great French capital. Miss Bes-
sie Abbott. whose only vocal teacher Is
Mrs, Frida Ashtorth. OF this city. on
Saturday cablcd to this country that she
had signed an engagement with Gall
hard. OF the Paris Grand Opera. Tor
three years.
This Is an important bit OF news. not
only to the American who believes moth
Ing better can be had than our own
country offers. but to the foreigner. who
has been unwilling to admit that Amer
lea could produce singers OF sufficient
excellence to qualify for the operatic
stage OF the foreign capitals.
Miss Abbott Is just turned twenty-five.
.ye, her short life has known many
changes. Her real name Is Bessie Alb
bo,t Pickens. and her father. a member
OF the well.known South Carolina fam
!ly. was At the time OF her birth .
wealthy man.
Mr.. Pickeps lost his money in one Of
The big panics and Bessie and her twin
sister. Jessie. we'll known as the clever
! est amateur singers and dancers Of ths
town where they lived. ogdensburg. N.
y. determined to put their talents To
use. and despite all proteetationA the
girls induced their mother to bring them
70 New York.
Appeared In "ll0S."
The little girls were at that time only
fourteen years OF age. pretty. petite ana
Of most engaging manner. They secured
a hearing and were given contracts on
the SPOT to do o turn In "lis3."
The evening world., 1901-11-26
SAYS WIFE AND
SON ROBBED HIM.
FRED NJ. LIBBY BEGINS SUIT
TO RECOVER BONDS.
Says Thr, Were stolen while lie
Wns Sick-unabic so serve Pa
pcrs ON Mrs. Libby.

Fred VI. Libby. OF Bly;hebourns. L, l..
has begun suit IN the Federal Court. OF
Topeka. Kan. to prevent his wife Jose.
ph.ne and his stcpson. Charles Crosbg
from collecting interest on thirteen N.coQ
Thomas County tkanD bombs. whIsh he
claims they stole from him.
In all his w!tc ard her son oy a for
mcr marriage. he alleges. robbed him OF
Sp,tvJ IL securities and $1,000 cash while
ne VAS seriously III a; his residence In
Blythebouruc. put the bonds In a safe
deposit vault and deprived him ot the
interest.
Since the time OF the robbery. he GAYS
he has practically been pcrn!less Mr
l.!uc, has also commenced proceedings
in the supreme Court OF this city for
IN. recovery nf the bonds. but says
tha, so far he has been unable TO serve
fis Wife with papers.
The evening world., 1901-11-26
Bessie Abbott, Of "I492" Fame, Signs Three
Years Contract with GaIihard.

Many Evening World readers will re-
call tho two charming little girls who
played on mandolins. sang coon songs
ard danced to repeated encores In every
performance OF "l4se."
They were the Abbott sisters. and
after "llss' was withdrawn they were
offered q score OF engagements. among
them ono by the manager OF q famous
London concert hall. The httie sn,s ~,
had made money as we'll as Dig ny.
and accepted the London offer ct big
salary. ,.,- 49,.
mother. who has always been their con.
stant Attendant FHte wlIleu that ..e
De Rcskes should take passage on the
same boat. No attention was paid tne
little twin sisters. who were shy girls
stili In short dresses. until the evening
Of the ship's concert: -t. .,,r COO, .onr
together. and Bessie IN addition sang
solo The De Reszkes listened. and Jean.
the invincihle anpiruC!rg ~ 'tu.!y
lark. Vaudeville! 1, Is a sacrilese
with such noies-such pure. sweet hute-
like tones"
Jean Dc Reske Charmed
After the coace-t jean de Reske so'ts,,
Then M ' he TOOK Mrs. P.ekena aside aad
told her Bessie ha.i q role.- :hat s!;oh1
The great jean. j. usual iriu,.rhed.
~. orr,nvcL vnys 4: ! ii.nns. tni IN
ali the vocal teachers IN the universe 10
Ashforth ;,s li:t!r l;...,..s i.,, i",,:'.r.m
with Mrs. Ashforth ahnHt i've years 70.
The eiri who as q star 10 to succeed Pc De
Reskes engagement az 7ies,Iiea =. E.e ..e
Grand Opera In ra.'s "Ss a;,,n ne'as ssnfnrth.
Mis- Abbotts succ sss Is "A signa ".
unnh FOR her teacher. and one IN wnlen
every American will rejoice.
The evening world., 1901-11-26

The cdiiicc was flied and moro than
two hundred guests could no; get in.
The choir sang beautifully and perfect
order was preserved until the Amen Of
the rcccsslonal was said. There were
few. or course. who forgot that they
were rr. n tho greatest show on
earth ana Stood OF the backs OF the
pcws and on the window easements, and
tho crowd was 10 Erc,t the police could
make no ArrcAtS. Aside from thes. -
9dpcd E'ikp.nnE. taerc WAS pc=fec, OF.
DEF. dccprIm arI reverence.
The hoi sho; was intended .or the
curious outsiders who nocNcd To the
church to get i peep at tho beautiful
bride
The evening world., 1901-11-26
RECTOR CR|T|C|SES
WEDDING GUESTS.
JERSEY CITY SOCIETY STIRRED
BY HIS STRUCTURES.
u.x. T., l., StotIdard, OF 81. Johns
Church, FiRys Attendants at
Ceremony lie Performed.

The momaers OF Jersey city's exc!u-
slye set and the congregation OF 81.
Iohn's l.. u. Church. in SunmH ave
nue.. were discussing this morning the
written criticism. by the Rev. E. z.
s;oddard. Phi. D.. rector OF the church.
OF the wedding few evenings ago OF
Miss Ida Angcl!ne Jarvis 10 DR.. Wal
lace PYLE.
The wedding took place at 81. Johns
rl,urcti and the rector oiiiciatcd. II
vas the larges: and one o. the most
fashionable weddings seen in Jersey
CITY .or years. and scores of guests
,ame from New York. This Is what
pr. S,oddard SAYS In his weekly church
Ryan. "Tae Bulletin" and It has Jared
society:
The evening world., 1901-11-26
The La,c., succc..,u, Novel.

Are you in love? Then you know
how to sympathizc with true lovers.
There are three true lovers and one
false one in The Puppet Crown,
appearing serially In The Evening
World. There is plenty OF adventure
and thrill In this story. Don't miss It
The evening world., 1901-11-26

PITrSBuRG. Nov. %. - Four persons
were burned TO death aud tw, seriously
injured in IRE yesterday morning
which destroyed the residence o. J. q.
Miller In Charles street. Knoxville. a
suburb OF this city. The dead are:
Rose Miller. aged tweniy-thrcc years:
Amelia Miller, aged nineteen years,
Amanda Miller. aged sixteen years. and
Sylvia Miller. aged nine ycafr.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03
Want it Stopped.

We copy the complaint printed be-
low from Mondays State and trust
that if the evils complained of really
do exist, the guilty parties will be
apprebended and brought to justice
Officers and citizens alike should
work in harmony in getting up evi'
dence against the parties who violate
the civil and moral law. The com
plant reads as follows:
"Governor McSweeney few days
ago received report as to a consid'
erable Sunday and Saturday night
gambling and rowdyism constantly
practiced in the rock quarry camps
across the river on the Lexington
side. The Governor has advised the
citizens complaining to call upon the
magistrate at Brookland, whose duty
it is to see that such nuisances are
abated.
"The report to the Governor states
that a negro was shot recently; that
the gamblers come over from Colum-
bia On Saturday evening, and the
gambling goes on all Saturday night
and Sunday; that large quantities OF
whisky are brought over from O.
lumbia in pints and half pints and
sold; that the gambling goes on near
the railroad trestles and quarries
about Cayce's.
"Just at this time with the govern
ment work is going on the qaarries
employing many men, and no doubt
gamblers find them 60 cd marks at
the end of the week"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03
Bound For Teheren.

Never, in the history of present
making has SO original ard elaborate
a gift been made by a subject to his
Sovereign as the one recently order
ed, in Washington, from the Colum-
bia Phonograph Co., by the Persian
minister, for presentation to the Shah
of Persia.
This magnificent gift which was
shipped on the 21st instant from the
factory Of the American Graphophone
Co, at Bridgeport, Conn, consists of
a multiplex Graphopone Grand and
thirty y-four barrels Of records and
blank cylinders.
The machine was built on the
model Of the one exhibited at the
Paris Exposition last summer, and
which attracted the attention and
won the admiration of visitors from
al parts Of the world. It is the
most wonderful sound reproducing
mechanism ever constructed and it
contains new features, in addition to
those embodied in the famous Graph
opEone Grand. 1t uses three separ-
ate horns, acting in absolute unison
with three sorerate and distinct
records, each one of which gives the
same loud, pure tone as that of the
Graphone Grand. The combination
of all three in unison, gives an inten-
sity of volume and sweetness and
richness of tone which seems almost
beyond belief and results are OBJ
tanned that it is difficult to realize
are within the possibilities of sound
reproducing mechanism.
One of the interesting features of
this precious shipment is that it will
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03
Dotes and Dashes.

The Massachusetts, Legislature re-
jected the proposition for extending 6
the suffrage to women.
Those famous little pills, DeWitt's
Little Early Risers will remove all
impurities from your system, cleanse
your bowels, make them regular.
j. f. kaufmapn.
Seventeen members Of the fifty
sixth congress have died and three
have lost their minds.
There are fewer mortgages on the
Southern farms than any other Sec
tion of the United States.
Skin troubles, cuts, burns, scalds
and cha6ng quickly heal by the use
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It
is initiated. Be sure you get De-
Wits. J. E Kaufman.
At the Kansas City stockyards
Hereford cow was recently sold for
S3,700 the highest price on record.
There are little over 700 cotton
factories in the Southern States.
Within two years there will be more
than 1000.
No need for you to have the grippe,
And other ills will let you slip,
If you will use L. L and K.
Which cures and keeps disease
away.
Bottles Csc, SOC and 81 90.
The Delaware Legislature adjourn
ed without electing United States
Senators to fill the two vacancies in
the State.
The legislatures in 27 States have
spoken in favor of the election of
United States Senators by a direct
vote of the people.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03
Night Was Her Terror.

II coughed nearly all night long
writes Mre. Chas. Applegate, OF Alex
andria, Ind, and could hardly get
any sleep. I had consumption so
bad that if I walked block 1 would
cough frightfully and spit blood, but
when all other me dicines failed, three
81 90 bottles of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery wholly cured me and gained
So pounds" Us absolutely guarar-
teed to cure Coughs, Colds, La
Grippe, Bronchitis and all Throat
and Lung Troubles. Price 5O,. aud
s1O0. Trial bottles free at j. E
Kaufmann's New Drug Store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03
The Best Remedy for Rheumatism,
QUICK RELIEF FROM PAIN.

QUICK RELIEF FROM PAIN.
All who use Cbamberlain's Pain
Balm for rheumatism are delighted
with the quick relief from pain which
it affords. When speaking of this
Mr.. D. N. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, says:
Some time ago I had severe at
tack of rheumatism in my arm and
shoulder. I tried numerous remedies
but got no relief until I was recon-
mended by Messrs. Geo. f. Parsons
g. Co., druggists of this place, to try
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended it so highly that l
bought bottle. I was soon relieved
from all pain. I have since recon-
mended this liniment to many of my
friends, who agree with me that it is
the best remedy for muscular rheu-
matism in the market" For sale by
J. E Kaufman.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-04-03

Edgefeld produces men that have
a chronic hankering after holding
public office, and they are not at all
backward in letting their wants be
known. Here is the latest announce
ments: For Governor, W. J. Talbert,
James H. Tillman. For Lieutenant
Governor, W. P. Wells. For Con-
gress, ". J. Thurmond. For Solici-
tor S. MEG. Simkins, and host OF
other prospective candidates who are
yet hiding out il the woods.
The Aiken Gun club is having fine
sport shooting at clay pigeons. This
is more humane than shooting at live
ones and more civilized than women
riding horseback astride in abbrevi-
ated skirts.