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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
Discovered.

The passengers scarcely gave them a
passing glance as they entered the car,
says the Ohio State journal. He took a
seat by the window just like a longtime
married man, while she sat on the aisle.
1t was the part of a shrewd plan After
two stations had been passed he began to
read a newspaper, and let her ask ques-
tions twice before he answered This
was a strain, but they were trying to
establish a record.
Suddenly he jerked forth his handker-
chief to mop his brow, and with it came
many, many grains of rice. Some fell
in the aisle and some fell on the pas
sengers about them. In an instant the
couple became the targets of half hun
bred searching eyes, She biushed prettiry
he looked like a sheep.
The careless flirt of the handkerchief did
the business, and, as further stimulation
became useless, they held each others
hands during the remainder of the jour
new
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
ANGLn-sAXoN LuSTICEs

In his opinion the other day In the most
important of the Porto Riean cases, Mr..
Justice Brown said that 1t might be
argued that n the constitution did not
follow the nag into our newly acquired
possession. there would be nothing to
protect the inhabitants OF these terri
tories from the tyranny of selfish Con-
gress In answer he said that Anglo Sax
on justice would ever be a barrier
to any sort of injustice or oppression.
In this connection It is worthy OF notice
that recently an eminent English ethnol-
ogist declared that after the most
searching investigation he had come TO
the conclusion that on the surface only
were the English Anglo-Saxons. In blood,
and in all essential racial particulars they
we're of the Latin race-that In fact. the
80 called Anglo-Saxon is the modern
Roman" The American being OF English
stock must therefore also be modern
Roman. Does Mr. Justice Brown think
that the justice OF the modern Roman is
all that is necessary to protect the inhab-
itants Of our new possession from injus
tice and oppression?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

A.E. Robinson, MD. C. M, Medical Director
They cured So many men who had battlAd
for years against the mental and physicaI
suffering of lost manhood that the Inst
tute has decided 10 distribute free +rtaI
packages to all who write It is a hon7a
treatment and all men who suffer with
any form of sexual weakness resultinp
from youthful folly. premature loss of
strength and memory, weak back. yeri-
coceie, or emaciation of parts can now
cure themselves at home.
The remedy has a peculiarly grateful
effect of warmth and seems to act direct
to the desired location. giving strength
and development just where it is needed
1t cures all the ills and troubles that coma
from years of misuse of the natural func-
tons and has been an absolute success IN
all cases. request to the State Medical
Institute. Sl3 Elektron Building, Fort
Wayne, Ind, stating that you desire one
of their free trial packages will be com
piled with promptly The Institute is de-
sfrous of reaching that great class of men
who are unable to leave home TO be-
treated and the free sample will enable
them to see how easy it is 10 be cured OF
sexual weakness when the proper remedies
are employed. The Institute makes no re-
strictions. Any man who writes viii be
sent free sample, carefully sealed in a
plain package so that its recipient need
have no fear of embarrassment or pub
licity. Readers are requested to write
without delay.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
WASTE IN PunLIc ExPENpITrRE

In the current number of the Saturday
Evening Post ex-President Cleveland dis
cusses in an interesting manner the sub
ject of waste in public expenditure. He
points out the steady and rapid increase
in the cost of carrying on the govern
ment, and shows that this increase is out
of all proportion to the increase in the
wealth and population of the country.
What surprises him is the Indifference of
the people to the extravaganza of the
government They seem to find some sat-
isfaction in the fact that the appropria-
tons of Congress are approaching bill
Hon dollars annually. since it affords an
opportunity to speak of the country as a
billion dollar country"
Mr. Cleveland calls attention to the va
rious ways in which the public money is
squandered. He speaks particularly of the
appropriations for pensions, pointing out
how the generosity of the people in pro-
viding for those who have become inca
pacitated in the nations service is abused
in the interest of designing politicians.
One reason why the people do not in
sist upon greater economy in public ex-
penditures is that the public revenues are
raised in so indirect and stealthy man
ner that they do not feel the burden of
taxation, and another is that there is a
feeling that the country is so rich that
there is no need to fear that the govern
pent will ever be in a position where it
will not be able to meet its expenses.
There seems also to be a feeling that
there must be a certain amount of waste
and extravaganza in public expenditures.
While it is true that our strength is
prodigious and our resources are SEEM
ingly beyond the reach Of misfortune, yet,
Mr.. Cleveland asks where in reason or
history do we find warrant of security
against the natural and unre1enting pen
aIties of reckless waste and extrava-
cancer"
What Mr.. Cleveland says in respect to
the waste and extravaganza of the ma
tional government applies with equal
force to county and municipal govern
nients in every part of the Union. 1t is
difficult to find a municipal government
that is administered economically and in
a business-like manner Municipal author
tiles seem to think they are at liberty to
take care of their political friends at the
public expense. They increase the num-
Der of offices on the slightest excuse, and
they put men in Office who render scarce
ly any service for the money they re-
ceive. OF course there will be an end of
this sometime. 1t may be years before
bankruptcy is reached, but waste and
extravaganza are as certain to bring
nation or city to bankruptcy as they
are to bring individuals there.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
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why He wouIdn't Pay.

Governor Maccorkle of West Virginia,
is fond OF narrating the following story:
"A coiored man was telling white
friend about another negro who owed him
50 and absolutely refused to pay the
debt. The creditor dunned and dunned
him, but all 10 no purpose. Finally the
creditor went to his white friend, who is
a lawyer, and poured his tale OF woe
into his ear. Well said the lawyer, If
he positively refused to pay you what
reason did he give2' We'll. boss said
the colored man, he said he had owed me
DAT money TO SO long dat de interest had
dun ct II all up, an he didn't owe me a
cent y"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
Alarmin~ the YOUNG sham.

1t was the second time that the hero
of the story had accompanied the young
lady home, says Tit Bits. She asked him
would.
Sarah took his hat, told him to sit
down, and left the ROOM
She was hardly gone before her mother
came In, smiled sweetly and, dropping
down beside the young man, said:
Il always did say that IL a poor but
respectable young man fell In love with
our Sarah, he should have my consent. -
The young man started with alarm.
She has acknowledged to me that
she loves you" continued the mother,
"and whatever is for her happiness is for
mine
man.
ooh, never mind; make no apology. 1
know you haven't much money. but, of
course, you'll live in my house"
Il had no idea Of" he began
II know you hadn't, but it's all right .
continued Sarahs mamma, reassuringly.
with your wages and what the boarders
Will bring in we shall get along as COM
fortably possible"
The young mans eyes stood out like
hat-pegs, and he rose up and tried to say
something.
Never mind about thanks" she cried;
II don't believe in long courtshps. The
10Th OF May is my birthday, and it would
be nice for you to be married on that
day"
But-'but-but--" he gasped.
There, there! don't expect any re-
ply" she laughed. I'm try and be a
model nother-in-law. l believe Pm good
tempered and kind-hearted, though l did
once follow young man a couple Of hun
cred miles with a broomsticlx for agree
irg to marry my daughter and then back
ing out of the engagement"
She patted him on the head and sailed
out
And now the young man wants advice.
ne wants to know whether he had better
get In the way of locomotive or Jump
off the nearest bridge
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
AN EXTRA SESSION NOT PROBABLE

The question of an extra session of
Congress was not 1t seems discussed at
Fridays cabinet meeting. 1t will not be
discussed until the government finds out
Just what authority it has in the Phil
lppinee, as defined by the recent decis-
ions in the Porto Rican cases. The At
torney General has been requested to
furnish the cabinet with a statement
showing what bearing the Porto Rican
decisions have upon the question of a
tariff between the United States and the
Philippines, and the authority of the
government in the matter.
Ordinarily there Is little difficulty In
determining the purport Supreme
Court decision, but 1t seems there
is still doubt as to the exact mean
ing of the decisions in the Porto Rican
cases. Eminent lawyers in different
parts of the country are giving their IN
terpretations of them, ana it is notice
able that there is want of agreement
among them.
five Judges who rendered the majority
opinion OF the court, in the most impor-
tant OF the cases, arrived at the same
conclusion by different routes-that is
the reasons on which they based their
decision were different In subsequent
cases, and even in the Philippine cases,
this Disagreement as to reasons may
change the majority OF the court into a
minority on the vital point that was
decided In the Porto Rican cases.
II is hardly probable that the Attorney
General Will make a statement that will
lead the cabinet 10 advise the calling of
an extra session OF Congress. The Pres
ident and Republican leaders do not want
a meeting OF Congress before the regular
session in December, and at present there
does not seem to be any necessity for
calling Congress together. A few con-
gressmen who are inclined to be sensa-
tional in their public expressions. have
thrown out the Idea that the nation Is
threatened with a great danger OF some
sort. and that a session of Congress Is
needed at once to avert It. BY the time
the Attorney General Is ready TO
advise the cabinet respecting the scope
and meaning OF the Porto Rican cases
the talk OF an extra session will have
ceased.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Louisville Courier-Journal Dem.)
says: ut is nonsense to talk about inn
mediate free trade with Porto Rico un-
der the Foraker act That act provides
that the present Porto Rican duties shall
expire next March. unless before that
time the Porto Rican Legislature shall
notify the President OF the United States
that the island is raising its own revenue,
when he shall at once proclaim the alb
clifton Of the duties. A revenue law has
been enacted by the Porto Ricans, but
it's adequacy can be proved only by trial.
1t is not likely that until such trial has
been made Gov. Allen will call the Leg
islature in extra session for the purpose
Of passing the resolution of notification"
The Philadelphia Ledger OF May 81
says: yesterday the Ledger copied from
the New York World figures showing
that, although 3e,7S2 murders were COM
mitted in this country from 1896 TO 1900,
only 59I OF the murderers were judiciaily
executed. The news columns of the
same day contained report Of the burn
ing OF a murderer at the stake in Flor
ida. and said that the awful punishment
was inflicted calmly. deliberately and as
n of settled purpose. the whole commu,
nifty Joining IN Il either actively or pas
sively. DO not the two statements seem
to have a strong relation TO each other?'
The New York Tribune Is worried. 1t
says: "Disquieting reports come from
Georgia, the chief watermelon producer
OF the world. that the crops will be
smaller hereafter than in earlier years.
because the melons exhaust the soil. New
land must be painted season after sea-
sou. and the available melon acres are
diminishing IN number. If the South h
TO f1ii of extensively In the raising OF
melons Il IS TO be feared that many es-
Unable colored persons win seek new
fields In Liberia or elsewhere"
The Nashville American Dem) says;
1T Is somewhat anomalous to think or
speak OF Mckinley az non-partisan
President. but he more nearly approa ches
that standard. in the sense OF realizing
that ne Is President Of OH the people.
than any OF his predecessors. May his
SUCCESSOR. whether he be- Republican or
Democratic let us hope he will be- the
latter-be equally as broad AMI liberal Of
uplrit."
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

The sorrows OF the Transvaal are not
preventing old man Kruger from keeping
his eyes open for any good things IN the
way OF speculation that may come along.
He Is alleged TO have made pile OF
money on the recent sharp hurry In
is that he began buying American stocks
shortly after his arrival In Amsterdam.
and the other day when Wall street went
wild and stocks shot up, he sold out at
a big profit on Oh Of his purchases. Il is
remarkable, by the way how The states
men out Of Jobs eravitate towards the
speculative markets.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

The Presbyterian General Assembly at
Philadelphia the other day resolved that
the "entire influence" of the War De.
partment was being "exerted on the side
of the brewers and their beer" If the de-
partment were disposed to resort to the
'tu quoque" style of argument, it might
reply that the anti-canteen agitators were
using their entire influence on the side OF
the distillers and their whisky. The cam
teen sold no whisky. Its displacement has
been followed by the opening of a large
number Of whisky saloons at places con-
venient to the soldiers barracks.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Special Notlces-Fifty Bicycles to Be
Sold. G. w. Thomas; Notice. A. B.
c,irardeau: Savannah Building Supply
Company; Andrew Hanley Company; Gilt
Edge Securities For Sale. Platshek &
Co. Brokers; Special Notice as to Picnic
of German Club; Notice to City Court
Jurors; Malt Mead at S. w. Branch Co. 8;
Auction Sale John L. Archer, Auction
eer; Royal Music Hall, Commencing June
3; A Trip to the Salts on the Eulalia; One
Bav and One Sorrel Mare Lost; Notice,
Masonic Temple Pharmacy; Roast Ham,
Mrs Norre's Delicatessen; the New York
Dye Works; Savannah Steam Dye Works;
Steamer Wilmington for Wilmington and
Warsaw; To Our Customers. Dr. NJ.
Sehwab & Son.
Business Notices-Birthday Stone for
June. r. Van Keuren & Co.; Electric
Supply. Company; Graduation Gifts,
Theus Bros: Stylish Runabouts, Cohen
Kulran Carriage and Wagon Company;
Ran1ble and Ideal Bicycles. Daniel A.
Holland.
Eyes Examined Free of Charge-At
sternberg's Jewelry Store.
Greatest Black Goods Sale OF the Sea-
son-Daniel Hogan.
Circulation Necessities-At Eckstein &
Co.'S.
A Summer Carnival-Leopold Adler.
Ice Cream Freezers, Etc.-Thos. West
& Co
Columbia wheels-T. A. Bryson. Co
lumbia Agent
Picnics-Emmet Rifles Picnic to Tybee,
June s; Annual Picnic Division No. i. A.
o. H., Tybee Island, June II.
Van Dyke Court-West End, Atlanta,
Ca.
White Satin, Black Satin, Black Velvet
Ribbons. Etc.-At the Beehive.
Our White Lawn. White Wash Chif-
fons. Etc.-At Morrison's.
Young Men All Prefer-Byck Bros.
Auction sales-Magnificent Island
Property. by I. D. LaRoche. Auctioneer;
Auction Sale, by John l.. Archer, Auc-
tIoneer; Mondays Auction Sale. by C.
H. Dorset, Auctioneer.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Steam Laundry
Z. & w. Laundry.
Soap-Magnolia Soap.
Open To-day-The South End Restau-
rant and Pavilion on Tybee.
Sporting Goods, Etc.-wm. & H. H.
baltimore.
Wire Poultry Neting-Edward Lovelrl
Sons.
A Walking oxford-At the Globe Shoe
Store.
Our Great Sacrifice This week-Geo w
Allen & Co.
June Invitation-F'oye & Eckstein.
FYnancial-on Review Free: Lewis w
johnson. Investment Broker, New York
Annual June Sale--Jackson, Metzger &
Co.
The Gas Range-Mutuai Gas Light
Company.
Tough on Flies-r. ]. Davis.
Cigars-white Knight Cigars.
whlskies-Old Quaker Rye whiskey
Murray Hill Club whiskey.
Postum Food Coffee-Postum Cerea
Company.
Beef-Liebig's Extract OF Beef.
Medical-world's Dispensary Prepare
tions; Munyon's Remedies; S. S. S.; b
B. b.; stuart's Gin and Buchu; Motheri
Friend; r. r. r.; Cascarets; Abbey's Eff
fervescent Salt; Pyramid Pile Cure; DR.
Hathaway Company.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Heil
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
Prom the Nav York PreI


A mans best friend IL his most foolish
enemy.
Probably the real trouble was that Jonah
had been giving tracts out 10 the sailors.
Marriage to a woman is the dividing
line between the suppression OF express
sion aud the expression OF suppression.
IL every couple really went crazy when
they first fell In love with each other,
none OF their friends would ever know
the difference.
What horrible thing II would have
been for the world II the Lord had made
Eve first and had let her go ahead and
create her ideal OF a man.
The modesty that a man has Is only
bashfulness I'm woman.
Kisses are like mushrooms; they all
look alike, but some OF them aren't.
The average girl judges novel by
whether Il is incest to read In a hammock
or in bed.
A "womanly" man Is probably one that
doesn't like sponge as well as he does
a wash-rag.
You can make any woman like YOU by
being gentle with her. but YOU have to
be brute to make her love YOU much.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
THE WINOLA.

This modern hotel is beautifully situa-
ted with full lake view on an eminence
of ground overlooking the main body Of
water $50 feet away Pine grove OF large
trees surrounds hotel. Orchestra WIN
furnish music at stated intervals during
day and evening. Cuisine first-class'
rates reasonable. Located on the direct
route to the Pan-American Exposition.
Illustrated booklet and other Information
on application. C. E. FREAR, Prop
Lake Winola, Pa.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

whether or not Gov. insolvency has
the power to decline the resignations OF
Senators Tillman and McLaurin. HIS ac-
ton IN the matter win be apt 70 have
abe effect of strengthening his own can
didney for q senatorship a year hence,
The people DO not want campaign this
summer. ana insolvency has done what
~ can 10 keep ono from being thrust
upoa ihsm-a fact that VIII have weight
VIVA tns fsmefa
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

The Springfield tMass) Republican says;
"The discoverer OF the hrst great oil
well at Beaumont, Tex, A. +. Lucas. Is
now possessed OF about S500.000OOo A
few months ago he was a poor conduc-
tor on the Central OF Georgia Railroad.
sim. his case. As compared with the
Rockefcners'. shows that Il Is better to
stand at the public consumption end OF
the pipe Inc than ut the ground end"
The Republican has mixed those Lucases
up. OF course. but rs conclusion is new
erthelesa correct
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
MiIIer,S Hotel.
81, 80 and Al West Twenty Street,
NEW YORK

81, 80 and Al West Twenty-sixth Street,
NEW YORK.
This house is located between Broadway
and Sixth avenue, one block from Madi-
son Square. 1t is in the very center Of
the shopping, amusement and hotel dis
trict. The Broadway and Sixth avenue
lines of electric cars, with their transfers,
connects with all ferries, railroad depots
and other parts of the city. The house is
fitted up with all modern conveniences,
and for years has been the home Of
many prominent people from both South
and North.
Rates-Single rooms, with board, from
50 to $3.50 per day. Double rooms, with
board for two, from "a to IS. Special
terms for a stay of two weeks.
w. NJ. HAIGHT. Proprietor.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
GrppDDTIpT WnlIp SulDnuT SprIngS,
WEST VIRGINIA.

WEST VIRGINIA.
The representative resort of the SCUM;
Open June 10. New lights, sewerage ano
private baths. Also sulphur, lulAi' =,
Russian, and spout baths. in charge u
professional. Orchestra of Is pieces
Write for illustrated booklet, Address,
until June /, Harrington Mills, Mgr, t"e
Grafton, Wash, d. Q.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
VAN DYKE COURT,

WEST END, ATLANTA, GA.
Rest Cure and Private Sanitarium An
ideal resort for those seeking rest, recre-
alton and restoration to health unoer
medical supervision. Delightful CIR
mate, spacious park, mineral water
trained nurses, scientific therapy, care
full dietary.
REBECCA p c. BRANNON'
Physician in Charge
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02


The Rev. Charles NJ. Sheldon recently
wrote book In which he dealt with the
servant problem from a rather Ethiopian
point Of view. The sum and substance
Of his argument was that the employer
ought to permit the servant to have equal
privileges with the family. Now il
CHANGED that servant girl in the house
hold of Mr.. Sheldon, at Topeka. read the
book, and the other day she demanded
the privileges. She wanted to eat at the
and have the use of the parlor to enter
tain her company. Mrs. Sheldon kicked
and told the girl to go. The girl referred
TO the book and its lessons. II am not re-
sponsible for my husbands opinions, "
said Mrs. Sheldon.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

After having kicked up a beautiful row
ana gotten his name into all Of the news
papers from Maine to California, Mr..
Thomas w. Lawson of Boston. has
climbed gracefully down from his high
horse and consented TO conform to the
rules of the New York Yacht Club in
order that his yacht may be eligible to
qualify as tho cup defender. Mr.. Law
son is sometimes tiresome sort of per-
son, nevertheless the public viii be
pleased that his boat is TO enter the pre-
liminary races. She was designed by an
able man and built by people who know
their business. therefore the belief is
common that she is a craft of great
speed and power. The way is now open
for her 20 prove that the good opinion
formed of her is not erroneous. The best
American yacht will be the defender of
the Americas cup.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02

The Charleston Post states-and not in
its funny column. either-that the people
OF that city are complaining about being
annoyed by the smoke from manufac-
turing plants. For our part we would
like to see good many more manufac-
turing plants making smoke in sovan-
nah