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BOULDER REPRESENTED.

In a partial lis, OF members of the
American Association Of Silence. which,
with its affiliated societies, meets in Den
yer Angus, "a to 81. and takes various
side, excursions through the state
including a trip to Ward. we notice the
following Boulder names: Pres !. H,
Baker. Or William Duane. Frank A. Git
I'm, Iunius Henderson. Dr.. c. S. Palmer
and Prof. Francs Ramalsy.
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GUARD MOUNT.

Guard mount at Camp Orman was
witnessed last night by hundreds Of citi
..ns, The First Regiment band played
as Colonel Verdeckberg had company
after company file past his tent. where
he quietly gave orders to each captain
When disposed for the first guard OF the
night, the boys were dismissed until
1879 and broke for town with cheer.
They took possession OF the grand stand
and cheered and guyed all who passed,
The guard house was not full. because
the boys didn't get full. They were a
we'll b.haved set OF young fellows.
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Don't be satisfied with temporary re
lief from indigestion. kodol Dyspepsi'
Cure permanently and completely re
moves this complaint. I, relieves per
manently because il allows the tired
stomach perfect rest. Dieting won't rest
the stomach. Nature receives supplies
from the food we eat. The sensible way
to help the stomach is TO use Kodol Dys.
pepsia Cure. which digess what you eat
and can't help but do you good. Gilbert
Bros,
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Well Cp.

Parson Goodman-I suppose you
know the grave is not the goal" Rob
ert?
Robert-Ies, sir.
Parson Goodman-And what Is the
goal, Robert?
Rober,-Two posts with a wire
stretched between them, sir.-Judge.
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while They Have Youth.

Miss Gotham-I understand young
May Breezy, of your city, is to be mar
ried this month. Do you girls in Chi
cago usually marry so early?
Miss Jackson Parke-Oh, yes. The
earlier the oftener, you know.-Phila-
delphia North American
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0ulte n Relief,

Husband-What do you do when you
hi, your thumb with q hammer? You
can't swear.
Wife-No; but l can think with all
my might and main what perfectly
horrid, mean, inconsiderate, selfish
brute you are not to drive the nails
yourself-N. Y. Weekly.
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A. Cood n. Her Word.

Il never saw woman as angry as
Rhoda Flyppe was ut Harry Skymore.
He took a snap shot OF her once when
her bangs were all out of curl. She
said she'd get even with him il it took
her hundred years"
Il guess she must have meant 1t.
She married him last week. k."-Chicago
Tribune
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Con, edy or Tragedy

"Why do you call that play a
tragedy" she asked. TITS advertised
as u comedy"
True" he replied. but a comedy
ought to have a sad ending"
And do you think this doesP"
We'll" he said, with masculine bru.
tality. 1.-The hero and the heroine are
married In the last act. aren't theyT
Chicago Post.
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No snake Then,

Murphy-Sain, Pathrick wuz foine
gintlemon, but it's a thousand pities
he wuznt BORN ages afore.
Giles-llow do you make that out?
Murphy-Shure, cf he'd bin in the
garden nv Adm poor di,il loike me
wudn't be wur-kin' his willis owt iviry
day in the gsshouse, all on account av
the curse ov Adam.-Leslie's Weekly.
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James White, BryantsviIle. Ind, say
DeW,us Witch Hazel Salve healed
running sores on both legs. He had SUI
tered six years. Doctors failed TO help
him. Get DeWi,t's. Accept no imi.a
tion. Gilbert Bros.
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The CynIc's Fling,

Reflective Friend--Nine times ont
of ten o woman marries q man be
cause she is afraid he cannot live
without her.
Cynical Benedick-Yes, but / don't
see why she should marry him just
to prove that he can.-Town Topics.
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Are You Protected

II not call and see US. We underwrite
for Caledonia. OF Scotland, German Al.
lance. Of N. Y, Manchester. of Englano
Royal Exchange Assurance. Helvetis
Swiss, Northern assurance, N. Y. Plate
Glass. Orient. Hartford. Conn.,. also the
old reliable Continental. of N. Y, for
farm risks. WARREN c. DYER,
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In the Editors Family.

Ethel (aged seven)-Tommy, where
you s'poso our little brother come
from? Nurse says we found him un-
der the gooseberry bush!
Tommy (aged fye) - Huh! We
didn't, either. Papa took him in on
ubscription.-Puck.
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The pos,offi-e will BE- open until /:
noon, Saturday, Aug. ) The carriers
will AXE first delivery, and their win
dows will be open from II ant I, n.
J. L MooRHEAD.
Postmaster.
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q. an, Excu rs,on Rates,

Beginning Saturday, June 7zd. and
continuing every Saturday and Sunday
up to and including Sunday. October 9th
the c. & N. railway company will sell
excursion tickets over the Switzerland
Trail, Louder to Mont Alto and return
81. Boulder TO Ward and return SI.7s.
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ouitc ..D.or.,on.

She-Did you ever face the leaden
bullets?
He-Well, I've faced my wife's brand
Of tea biscuits, which is just about the
same thin9.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Remembered HI. Instructions.

'Why, Johnny, I'm ashamed OF you.
How could you take little Ethcl's
half of the apple away from her?'
"'Cause, ma, amt forgot what
you told me-to always take sisters
part."-Philadelpnia Evening Bulletin,
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E,up,ions. cuts. burns scalds and sores
Of all kinds quickly healed by DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve. Certain cure fer
piles. Beware Of counterfeits. Be sure
you get the original-DeWiu's. Gilbert
Bros,
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How Tie ChaaKes.

When ! was 9. knew
Miss Sere. and she was q,
But now. I'm = and She
How strange'-ls only 2
philadelphia Press.
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In and Ou(.

Ida-Ever since Harry asked for your
hand he has been drinking heavily.
Aren't you worried about his outcome?
May-Yes, but I'm more worried
about his income. - Chicago Daily
Mare
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x......- w.aL,e..

woman has too much imagina-
ton"
"Oh, don't know; il she couldn't
imagine that man is better than he
is she wouldn't marry him. Chi
cago Record.
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Why She Discard cd Hin,

"Don't despair, Edward, even if
to marry five years from now"
"Oh, don't care for myself, but how
about you?'-Philadelphia Times.
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When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for It Is eading question. Listen to rs.
In the first place, be sure It Is not Sun
day, then walk straight-way 10 Garba.
rinos.
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Often the Case

De Funt fond of conundrums)-
What is the difference between dig
nified man and stupid one?
De Blunt-None at all.
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philosnohic Papa.

What Joy ons little baby brings!
when he his nisa;ly sQuail begins
] hug him 10 my brsast and bless
Ny lucky stars he isn't twins.
-CathoIlc Standard and Tirnes.
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E..i.r Her uurSen

Mrs. Polkadot-She is a fine nurse,
isn't she?
Mrs. Pahducah-Ideal Why, I can
go for days without even seeing the
children.-Brooklyn Life.
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INSOMNIA

is caused BY arrangement o! the nerves.
Lich,y's Celery Nerve Compound is an
extract OF celery combined with other
efiicacious mediIal ingredients resulting
IN nerve medicine OF rare virtue. and
wonderful in its prompt and soothing
curative effects. II will make you sleep.
Sold by Streamer's Drug Store.
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Expected.

Casey-An' so yer ovid father doied
lasht noight? Wor his dith unex-
pected?
Clancy-No, indade; but we didn't
ixpect he'd dole far at Taste tin or fif
tame years Yit.-Town Topics.
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RrcupERATroN--Therc is not x

RECUPERATION--Therc Is not %
much in the ordinary vacation as there
is in single bottle Of Hoods Sarsapa-
rilln, which refreshes the tired blood
sharpens the dulled appetite, restores
the lost courage. Take Hoods Sarsa,
parilla this summer.
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kRAUSES COLD CURE

for colds in the head. chest, ,hroa, or any
portion OF the body, breaks up cold ir
n hours without interruption 10 work
VIII prevcu, colds il taken when frs
symptoms cppear. Piice IS cents. Solo
by Sueamer's Drug Store.
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HEAD FEELS LIKE BURSTING

Maybe you were out late last night2 If
you had taken Krause's headache cap
sule before retiring your head would be
cool and clear this morning. Take one
now and you will be all right in an half
hour. Price 75c. Sold by Sueamer's
Drug Store.
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Needed Cleaning,

Mr.. Staylate-Is that clock right?
Miss De Pink (wearily)-I think it
must need cleaning. It's been two
or three hours going that last hour.
N Y WeeklY
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women Dread

The designation caused by skin disease,
even more than the tornenting irrita-
tion which is so commonly associated
with it. The use of Dr.. Pierce's Golden
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The Model laundry does up to date
work only. Send Us your work. We
guarantee satisfaction and best in the
west. l2th and Walnut. phone 2o3
black. iu
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In case Of cough or Group give the lit
tie one One Minute Cough Cure. Then
rest easy and have no fear. Tn: child
will be all righ. in a little while. 1t neve,
fails. Pleasan, to take, always safe, sure
and almost instantaneous in effect Gil
bert Bros.
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II the action OF your bowels Is nc, easy
and regular serious complications mus,
be the hnal result. DeWin's Little
Early Risers will remove this danger
Safe, pleasant and effective. Gilbert
Bros,
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Mrs S. H. Airport. Johnston. Pa. says
"Our little girl almost s,rangled TO death
With Group. The doctors said she couldn't
live but she vas instantly relieved by
One Minute Cough Cure" Gilbert Bros
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THE DRESS PARADE.

At 6 o'clock this evening the troops
Will assemble at Gamble field tor the
dress parade. II will afford Boulderites
a pretty sight.
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would be
If they made either letter com: hratF'
They laid icy cloths on the editors brow
But the fever they could not appease,
And wildly he raved in delirium's throes,
And repeated his A, b ard C's
And they took him away to Pueblo next
day
On account OF his efforts to please.
Rocky Mountain News.
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Medical discovery
generally results
i'll a co m pl c t e
cure of eczema,
pimples, eruptions
and other forms
of disease which
have their cause
in an impure con-
dition Of the blood.
rGolden Medical
Discovery" abso-
lutely purges the
blood of huinors
and poisons, and
so cures the cuta-
neous diseases S
which bad blood
breeds and feeds.
There is no alco-
hol in the Golden
Medical Discov-
cry" and it is en-
tirely free from
opium, cocaine,
and all other mar
cotics.
NJ was trouble d
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n was trouble d

crown of my head TO the solcs of my feet
writes Mrs. Ella Quick, of Cass City, Tuscola
Co, Mich. rCould not walk at times, nor wear
my shoes. Though, there was no help for nc
at least the doctor said there was none. went
to see friends at Christmas time and there
heard of the good that DR.. Piercc's Golden Med
icai Discovery had done for them, and was
advised to tn; il at once For fear that might
neglect it my friends sent to the village and
got a bottle and made me promise that would
take il. had been getting worse all the time,
I took thirteen bottles of the Golden Medical
Discovery and ten viais Of Or. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets and used the All Healing Salve, which
made a complete cure. II was slow, but Sn,t,
was taking the medicine about eight months
II would say to all who read this Try DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery before vast
irg time and money
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets assist the
action of the Discovery"
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O. O. Buck, Beirne, Arx, says: Il
vas troubled with constipation until !
bough, DeWius Little Early Risers
Since then have been entirely cured Ct
my old complaint. lrecommend them"
Gilbert Bros.
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THE DAILY CAMERA.
RUTSCH, L. c. PADDOCK
nlsaay q Ddb eueu md IeetlI Tribune
CAMERAS PHONE No. SO

TKRxs-I5c. per week; SOC. per month
BY carrier. $500 per year when paid In
advance.
Advertising Rates upor application.
Entered at the Postofice At Boulder
Colombo, IS second-class matter.
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TIM e CARD
COLO. & SOUTHERN.

Arrives, 8:I5 4. n.
"o' ~ ''' ~ Departs. $40 4. N.
~. v.tD.l Arrives 4:23 p. m.
s>'' W. Departs, 4:3o p. III.
.D{ Arrives o:3o a. m.
no. H. ITO" Den'e' Departs o:S \. n.
Arrives $40 p. N.
NO. ho" A Departs 54s p. m
DENVER-BOULDER SPECIAL.
ARRIVES DEPARTS
1899 p N 1855 N
y, P,
ARRIVES DEPARTS
7:3o 4. "a. Io:I5 p. N.
COLORADO & NORTHWESTERN
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
FACTS FROM FRANCE.

Wine growers in France now send
sample bottles of wine by parcels
post to individuals.
A French company has organized a
new steamship line between Antwerp,
Havre, Havana, Mexican ports and
New Orleans.
France holds the record as a user
of gold. She has coined 2,3OO tons in
the last 40 years, against 1,4OO used
by the English mint.
Paris population according to the
census just taken is 2,714, ,O6S, an in
crease of 149, 9,lO4 over the last census.
Paris is now over 200, 900 behind New
York.
The largest Mont de Piete, or, as
we designate it, pawnshop, in the
world is probably that on the Bou1e-
ward Montmartre, Paris, which, it is
said, receives in pledge over 1000
watches every day.
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
THE FRAIL HAMMOCK
Solomon Considereth It's Deceit at
Some Length.
Decideth That Ii Is DeIusIon and =
Snare and Some other Things
Reduceth Proud Man to
Humble sight,

Thus writeth Josh Wink, the Solo
mon of the Baltimore American:
Consider now the hammock, how it
lurketh like snare
To grab the msuspecting man and
| throw him in the air.
Yea, verify, the hammock hath a
look of innocence, but it may take
the strongest man and throw him 10
| the fence.
IhA hammock hangeth to the trees
with meek and humble look,
And tempteth foolish man until he
tometh with book.
And climbeth in and stretcheth out
and openeth the page.
And then the wicked hammock get
teth up its fiercSit rage.
1t turneth like a serpent, and it
taketh such a clutch
Upon the feeble victim that he
gaspeth very much.
1t whirleth him about the air and
swingeCh him around. and when he
oPes his eyes again he's lammed up
on the ground.
o, surely. surely, this is so, yet over
him the while
The hammock swayeth quietly and
seemeth then to smile.
But yet again the man doth get
within the hammock there, and think
eth he will read the book and Danish
all duh care,
And then again the hammock
jumps before a page he's read.
And ere he knoweth what is up he
standeth on his head.
Yea. verify, and then again a ham
mock in the shade
VIII cunningly exert itself and lure
foolish maid
TO seek to rest within its folds,
and when she sitteth in
The hammock, il will almost seem
20 wear happy grin.
1t seiZeth on the maiden fair and
chuckleth at her shrek,
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
KNOWN IN OTHER LANDS.

The new prime minister of Japan,
Viscount Katsura, distinguished him
self in the Chinese war by winning
one of the greatest fights, the battle
of Kangwasai.
The duke OF Cornwall, though born
and bred in England, speaks the Ian
guage with as decidedly German an
accent as does his mother. while the
king burrs his rs very oddly.
NJ. Paul Revolt, the new governor
of Algeria, is 45 years of age and is
a brother of the late George Revolt,
the explorer of the Somali country.
Originally he was a journalist.
Lord Dufferin, who has recently
completed his seyenty-ffth year, once
referred TO himself, on account of the
numerous offices he has held, as
"maid-of-all-work to British govern
ments."
In a lawsuit now pending in Scot
land to determine whether the late
Sir w. Cunliffe Brooks, a millionaire
banker, was domiciled in England or
Scotland, a lawyer testified that in
the last few years Sir William has
made 200 wills.
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21

the conventional barnyard type, with
big feathers and a dignifed strut.
But the trouble is that the defend
ant asserts that he doesn't own a
real rooster and wouldn't own one
for a farm or its equivalent. He
mOdestly asserts that he emits the
lusty growing that has so seriously
disturbed the nerves of Neighbor
Gardner, and incidentally is much
gratitied to learn that his imitation
Observation-Disclosures" have been mis-
taken for the genuine article.
Why a man should 90 out in the
back yard of his peaceful Brooklyn
home at sunrise every morning and
crow like a rooster may seem strange,
but the defendant has an explanation
which he feels confident will con-
vince the court that Mr.. Gardner is
not entitled to $500 damages.
1t is this: He is a vaudeville ac-
tor. One of his stage specialties is to
do a rooster act, whose chief feature
is some marvellous ground and lofty
growing, ranging from the shrill pipe
of the bantam 10 the deep slogan Of
the Plymouth Rock.
To keep his throat in trim for these
vocal efforts is no easy matter Con-
stant practice he has found TO be
necessary, hence the morning musi-
Gales to which Mr.. Gardner objects.
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
SAVED AGAINST HER WILL

made no resistance and was dragged
back to life.
Two days later she appeared before
the Brentford magistrate, charged
with an attempt at suicide. She had no
defense. She stood in the dock TO say
that she had been discouraged, was
without friends, and had taken that
course as the easiest out of life's diff
culties.
Suddenly Police Court Missionary
Marshall rose to interrupt the pro-
ceedings. He said that in the court
was a young man who would be pleased
to marry the young woman if she were
heart whole and fancy free. The young
woman's bushes gave that assurance.
The young man came forward in
frank, open manner, was scrutini1ed
by the young woman, who agreed 70
accept. The court adjourned the case
for one month in order that the two
might be married. and. she was given q
sovereign out of the poor box in order
to buy wedding fnery.
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21

And lambeth her upon her neck be-
fore she tries to speak;
She spraineth both her dainty
wrists and moaneth: 20, alas!"
And fndeth that her pompadour is
cluttered up with grass.
And all the while the hammock
sways with truly pleasant gall,
And seemeth to inquire of her:
"GOOd sakes! Did some one fall?'
o, yes, my son, and on a time when
Cupid holds his sway,
And some enamored youth comes
round to learn the happy day,
'Tis then the hammock acteth
worst, for it will hold the twain
Until imPassioned murmurs mark
the courtship of the swain,
And then the hammock taketh
them and in the air doth hump,
And giyeth both their foolish heads
a most terrific bump.
And slingeth them about the place
until it getteth tired,
And when it wearieth at last across
the yard they're fired;
The man descendeth in a heap upon
the garden walk;
The maid hath hairpins in her eyes,
and is too mad to talk;
And then the wicked hammock
waits in most unholy glee
To hear the racket that it knows
is very sure to be;
For when the maid regains her
breath she rises to her feet,
And voweth that the man himself
is full of all deceit.
And that he pulled it down himself,
and that she never more
VIII see his face, and wisheth that
he'd gone an hour before,
And that she'll never, never, be his
bonnie blushing bride,
And so he getteth to his feet and
far away doth ride.
My son, beware the hammock when
it swings itself Alright,
For it can make the proudest man
a truly humble sight.
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
FROM RIVER TO ALTAR.
Young English Girl Attempted Sui
eide by Drowning and Found
Good Husband.

Jumping head first into the Thames
river and falling into matrimony in
stead was the fate of Alice Spong, a
good-looking young resident of Twick-
enham.
The girl was in a bad temper. For
the moment life did not seem to be
worth living. As many thousands be-
fore her have done, she looked into
the dull waters of the Thames and
read her fate in it's depths. Without
a cry she leapeG from the bridge.
But two sturdy young Englishmen
who loved life were into the water
almost as quickly swimming out TO her
with strong, steady strokes. The girl
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
TALE OF A MARINER.
Saved from Drowning by His Old
Dogs Devotion.
After FIOundering Along AimIessIy
for Months Capt. Seymour Found
DesOlate Refuge on
Lonely Island,

For three months Capt. Charles S.
Seymour was adrift in the waters of
the Aleutian archipelago. During the
next six weeks he went through the ex-
perience Of Robinson Crusoe. alone on
an isolated island and subsisting on
shell fish. His escape from drowning
he owes TO the devotion of a dog. His
thrilling story was brought TO Seattle
by the steam schooner Lakme, from
Dutch Harbor, where Capt. Seymour
had been taken after his rescue from
Atka island.
Capt. Seymour was in command of
the Sitka schooner Iliamna. On the
night of September 20, 1900, the vessel
broke from its moorings at Unga is
land and went adrift, with the skipper
alone on board. That one man should
work the schooner out of the harbOr
during gale seemed impossible, but
Capt. Seymour did it.
AT first" he says, Il tried 10 an
chor, running from one end of the
schooner 10 the other to drop both
irons. They would not hold, and 1
could not raise them. Seeing that we
were drifting on the rocks, hoisted
he foresail and seized the wheel. BY
good luck the tide and wind, while ter
rife, enabled me to get out through
the narrow channel. In ordinary
weather it could not be done by one
man.
During the neg four days Iran be-
fore the wind. As the gale steadily
increased in violence l was continually
running forward and aft. Then the
rudder head gave way. l could no
longer keep the Schooner straight. 1
had to let it founder along.
After p days of this the sea calmed
somewhat, so that | could climb over
the side on the stern and rig up tenn
porary steering gear. l got bolt into
the rudder, then took down my main
tOpmaSt and laShed il across the stern
so that the ends projected over the
The Washington bee., 1901-09-21
Two Cases of Conseisnee.

speaking of conscience money"
said travelling man, "an official of the
Rock Island railroad told me that his
company some time ago received a
money order for S1.O6, anda letter with
it stating that the sender had, about
20 years ago, stolen a ride on the road,
and as he was now preacher, he felt
conscience-stricken to the extent of
the order inclOSed." This reminded
the department store clerk that he had
found in his firms mail that morning
a new dollar bill and dime, accom-
panied by a letter which read as fol-
lows: "For a parcel taken and neg
lected to pay for the amount OF !
dollar and ten cents. Yours" There
was neither signature nor date affixed.