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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
TEDDY'S EARLY TERROR.
He Was Afraid of New Geological
Discovery.
From Harper's weekly)

(From Harper's Weekly)
Vice President Roosevelt was not al
ways the mighty hunter he is now He
has had his day of being afraid of big
game But that was many years ago.
when he was a wee little boy in short
trousers. and used to play tag in Mad
ison square in New York.
Opposite the square on the east side
stood a Presbyterian church. and the
sexton, while airing the, building one
Saturday, noticed a small boy peering
curiOusly in at the half-open door, but
making no move TO enter.
Come In. my little man, if you wish
to-" said the sexton.
NO thank You said the boy. Il
know what you've got in there"
I haven't anything that little boys
mayn't see. Come in"
I'D rather not" And the Juvenile
Theodore cast a sweeping and some
what apprehensive glance around the
pews and galleries and bounded off to
play again.
Still the lad kept returning once in a
while and peeping in. When he went
home that day he told his mother Of
the sections invitation ard his unwill-
ingness to accept it.
But why didn't you SO in, my dear?"
she asked. 1T is the house of God
but there is no harm In entering it
quietly and looking about"
With some shyness the little fellow
confessed that he was afraid to go in
because the zeal might jump out at
him from under a pew. Or somewhere.
The zeal2 What is the zeal?" the
mother inquired.
why explained Theodore, Il sup
pose it is some big animal like a dra-
gon or an alligator. / went there to
church last Sunday with Uncle R.
and heard the minister read from
the Bible about the zeal. and it fright
ened me-"
library shelf. and one after another
Of the texts containing the xord zeal
was read to the child whose eyes sud
denly grew big and his voice excited
as he exclaimed:
That's 1.-THE last you read"
It was Psalm Xxx. 0: For the zeal
of thine house hath eaten me up"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

prices did not fluctuate a quarter of a
cent from morning till night 1 was
disguised and said to myself that Bry-
ant would not get enough wheat for
me to wad a gun with. I had made
up my mind to roast him when he
brought in his trading cards. 1 was
mad clear through at the market and
everything else. How was I ever go
ing to get line of wheat if the mar
ket remained stagnant. L asked myself.
BY and by Bryant strolled in and laid
his cards on my desk. He had quite a
stack OF them. How much did you
get?' I inquired. Seven million G,0O0.-
000) bushels he answered Seven
million what?' 1 cried. Seven million
bushels he repeated. That set me to
thinking, and contrary to my habit
las awake hours that night going over
the whole ground. Before 1 went to
sleep I had made up my mind l had
beea in error about it being a bull
market or q bullish situation. A dead
market in which I could buy 1000, 600
bushels without advancing the price
the fractional part of cent suggested
to me the silent and Irresistible forces
Of tide, and I concluded I had no
business setting my opinion against
such forces. ] felt as helpless as
would If I had been drifting out to
sea. The next morning I started in to
unloading my wheat. As luck would
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

have it / got away without serious
loss but that market kept going down
for months. and l might almost say
wears. It was one OF the clearest illus
trations of a gravity market I ever
saw 1t would have broken me sure il
had stuck 10 il and landed me on the
curb along with the other dead ones
never forgot the lesson. and ever
afterward sought 10 go with the cur
rent in my business operations. rather
than oppose the tide. Human power
may stay natural laws for q time, but
the damned up forces will break over
and cause greater ruin afterWard."
Mr. Armour was worth at least $50
100000 at the time of his death.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
BEGINNING Of the Lifeboat.

The question of a life-saving boat was
first discussed in the year 17S9, at the
little shipping town of South Shields.
There have been many so-called invent
ors Of the hfeboat, but the question was
settled satisfactorily some years ago and
described by a friend as tall, uncouth.
enthusiastic man., says the London
Mail.
1t was owing to the loss of the brig
Adventure of Newcastle, at the mouth OF
the Tyne, in the month of September.
1879, with the loss of all hands-the men
dropping from the rigging exhausted by
sands on shore, all powerless TO give the
least assistance-thlS having followed
several dreadful casualties, that a deter
mination was formed to try to lessen the
risk incurred by vessels, British or for
eign. attempting to enter the Tyne in
rough weather" The first to move in
the matter was justice of the peace,
Nicholas Fairies, assisted by several
other Shields gentlemen.
4 public meeting was called and the
whole question discussed. with the result
that prizes We're offered for the best in
vention of a lifeboat. But of all the
models entered for competition none sat
a boatbuilder-Henry Greathead by name
was considered quite useless and an
other model of tin, the idea Of Would
have was ridiculed. so you pretend to
make a lifeboat?" said one of the judges.
What advantages do you say this thing
possesses2' Well, was the reply, Il say
it will neither sink nor go to pieces, nor
rnuch2" But the others were far from
being convinced. The two glineas that
were offered Wouldhave were contempt
uOusly refused.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
LABOR's GOOD SHOWING.

be
4
ts must been impressed indications of
With plentiful
and the
hsir susrou ngs
that
for all
of
be
whe
Cordial relations between employer and employed she appreciation Of
o
probably because the capitalists Of the nearly
a
not
will
prosperity O all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
Stray Thoughts. By Max o'Ren

by Hearst)
S
Of in
Z Tho doubles our
of Of
woman's friend
Women to men:
be
is
oveh
virtue ywhenit
more
to
is beautiful
n world
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
n MUSEMENTS.


There is enough difference between
this weeks programme at the Salt Pal
ace and that of last week to make
distinction without tempering the good
flavor of the former. It begins with
new chorus. When the Band Begins
10 Play" and ends with The Opera.
the Kirwin- kohnle burlesque, which
was so well received last week In the
meantime the cOmical four-tramp act
is given. Mr.. Huff sings "O.s9y'' and
ChCchois' Torcador song. NJ. Abbott
has a solo. the girls get a warm hand
for their lullaby song and Mr. Carlisle
sings The illustrated songs so on as
usual.
Two performances we're given last
night, the first being largely attended
Most OF the acts We're encored.
o. Y. Bean is the author Of the new
play founded on the Book Of Mormon
and entitled. -COriaEtOn. the Nephite. -
Willard. his brother. has not yet gone
into histrionics and has nothing to do
with it, The author called at The
Herald office yesterday to have the cor
reetion made. He has Just returned
from New York. where he was playing
with the Ben Hur'' company. He
states that S10.0co capital has been
raised towards staging his play. but il
viii require 500 900, and he expects to
secure half of the sum in salt Lake
The plan is to reproduce the play in
SHit Lake at the next April confer
ence. Mr.. Bean viii can on President
SnoN- today 10 ascertain the attitude
Of the first presidency on the project
If there are any objections to its being
put on, the matter viii be dropped To-
cally and the play will have its first
production in New York
+. G Whitney. who STAGED Quo Va
dis" has promised Mr.. Bean that he
will stage "Corianton. the Nephite,"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
SOCIETY.

Mr.. and Mrs. L. r. Ritter are expect
ed home this week from an extended
visit on the coast.
Mr. and Mrs W. 5. Webster have re-
turned from Provo canyon, where thew
remained during the month of August
Mrs. NJ D. Coke and Miss Ruby Lee
and brothers returned Saturday from
Pacific Grove. where they have been
spending the summer.
Miss Victoria Lloyd leaves this week
to make short visit in Mammoth.
Mrs d. c. Dunbar and children and
Miss Barton returned Sunday night
from q pleasant outing at Soda Springs.
Mrs. Carl Badger. formerly Misc Rose
Jenkins of the Webster school. will
entertain her co-workers of
last yea~ on Thursday afternoon.
The Misses Eiarauer came down from
the Fox ranch on Sunday evening. Mrs.
NJ. G. Fox is expected to return to the
city the latter part Of the week with
her sons. Lawrence and Jesse, who
leave shortly for school in the east.
Mrs. = T. Donnellsn and daughter.
Margaret, Mrs. Meyers. Miss Elsie
Scheid and Miss Mamie Meeks, 9. pleas
ant party who have been sojourning
for the summer at Pacific Grove, re-
turned Sunday.
Mr.. Ollie McGahen OF Chicago is Vis-
ting with Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Petit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
PHIL ARMoUR's LESSON.
Purchase of 100000 Bushels Did
Not Phase Wheat Market.
(Pittsburg Dispatch.


One of the lessons the late Mr.. Ar
mour learned in middle life was the
futility of going against the tide in
speculative market He once said TO
me that if he had learned it ten years
earlier he would Lave saved $40. 600. 000
AS he told the story this was the way
he acquired the knowledge he set so
much store by in his subsequent career:
Il got bullish on wheat and began
buying quite heavily, he said, making
extensive purchases on every exchange
in the country. My investments soon
began to assume the proportions of
deal. Large as my buying had been it
produced very little impression on
prices. bus 1 did not mind that as
had not yet succeeded in completing
ny line When 1 feel that a property
IS cheap and will sell higher 1 like 70
lave a good supply. One day a great
light struck me- / sent J. J. Bryant
on change with directions to take ali
the wheat offered, to get every bushel
he could without bidding for it and
without disturbing the market. Il was
one cI the dullest days Of the year and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
EDUCATIONAL NEEDS.

IHTITH THE APPROACH of the school
Of n the
o
hcath attributes
% he
from
lie o keel in
not lay particular on it That the practice of allowing
the nsvebe
o. he
Of OF
too
LAX and
Of
for and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
MAKING PROPHECY PAY.

Ut KNOWN paid pack pork
there statistics the
eous mateaste Chicago Alexander bwie the self
fraction
Fl o. Of
to a
in
nevvc hurchdr
hasbe
self
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
DeIinouent Notice.

DELINQUENT ASSESSMENT NO
TICE-Madsen Gold Mining & Milling
company Principal place of business.
Salt Lake City, state of Utah
NOtice.-There are delinquent upon the
following described stock. on account OF
assessment No. 3. levied on the 18th day
of July, 1901, the several amounts set op-
posite the names OF the respective snare
holders, as follows namely;
No. No.
Cert Shares Amt
squares, Jas ....-....----- - ~ u -
Squires, Jas............... 149 80 is
And IN accordance with law and an or
der of the board of directors, made on
the 18th day of July, A D. 1901, SO many
shares OF each parcel Of stock as may
be necessary will be sold at the Office
Of the company, 81 East First South
street, Salt Lake City, state OF Utah, on
the 18th dav Of Sept, 1901. az the hour
of a. m. of said day, to pay delinquent
assessment thereon, together with the
costs of advertising and the expenses OF
sale.
R. w MADSEN, Secretary,
81 East First South street, Salt Lake City
Utah. Aug. 81, 1901.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
AN UPRIGHT JUDGE.

] boltfr
A
he in
ONE
o Of was
uneng that he seldom made mistakes adjusting
many in the
and ali
only be
the
ell
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
Happy Medium Needed.
CChicago Post. )

He was scratching his head with his
penholder and seemed to be in consider
able doubt about something.
MY wife's at the seashOre and I'm
writing to her" he explained
'sWen?'' returned the caller inquiringly-
u don't know just what TO say. If tell
her am lonely and all that she may De
sympathetic and come home on the first
train"
Then why don't you tell her you're
getting along nicely considering the cir
cumstances."
81 thought of that, but it's likely to
make her suspicious, and then She come
back on the first train sure
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
EN-cURvEs.

HE character Of the French count
/ whom Miss Helen Morton is pre-
pairing 20 marry is not above sus-
daughter and does not insist on an
honest count so long as she gets the
place she is after.
Miss Aldrich will not need to give
up all of her maiden name when she
marries young Rockefeller She can
just drop the first three letters
The signal service men learned a new
weather indication during their con-
ventiOn at Milwaukee One finger held
upright precedes humidity in the in
terror.
The Mesdames Hanid could greatly
assist Abdul by taking a few summer
bOarders.
The case Of the Phiiadelphian who
went to Buffalo 70 be married and
found his girl had welded another man
the night before. shows that they do
not put everything off at Buffalo.
1t is not so very strange that the
Rochester woman should run away
with that legleSs man. Maybe she was
tired darning socks.
Emperor Williams determination
that. the Chinese ENJOYS shall bump
their heads en- the floor nine times
ketteler. might lead the ignorant to
suppose that Ketteler was a eat.
With an American locomotive at the
head OF his special train. the car ought
10 come to Paris Russian
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
FROM THE NEGRO SIDE.

IN ALI; THE prscIJss1oN
of been
from
INNOCENT the ignomny the
that must follow them has
- been touched upont
railway Lake
~" he must Of edmanuk
AZ o
law
o ande thema to Of nny
5they
Of than are the Ina,ortv
the Of TIE do notwo
do blame men WI it. nav a EN-
neither
scades Of n ms
a. for as netae o
scornb by my m
by am
Il Is nippnes
gnmypo
before the
CT myo ga abor.
nnaypa
the standard point where his elisence will
- he o and he o
to have a black $
e the south paid SYSTEMATICALLY robbed
tia he can never hope
81 y Yon the poverty. Only
h o
- One o south must5 nritabty
70 INA man or .onnun'ty If MN a.; can can OUTRAGE
ptaion has evidently seen its
the aver and
= side watch seldom heard often
an sig
i tonet peles despairo see
k by a fate over
a. world tragedy
physician that puinng ejoirsw vii
caches that
Aent short
- Aonee
q. sas. " With hearts d those
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
Shocking.

(Brooklyn Eagle.)
Aunt Geehaw (from Hay Corners. cross
ing ferry TO New Yorl)-Ain't this the
Ladies' Cabin" Joshuway2
Uncle Geehaw-Yep.
Aunt CeehaW (scandalized)-Well I
aIlus knOwed thet the wimen folks of Moo
York was sort OF gay. but never thought
thet the ferry companies would have tew
put up notices tew keep them from smok-
In.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
No Measure with Him.

lDetrOit JOurnal-l
The Photographer-DO you wish TO pose
three-Quarters full?
The ColoneI-Just as ] am, sub, I don't
carry q graduated scale with me.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
MCKo0'S Business

offers special rates for the summer in
the Business Course and select English
Branches. A larger per cent of its gradu-
ates are employed in business than any
other College in the west Call for terms
and full information. J. B. Mckee, Prin-
cipaI. Rooms 4O5-406, Auerbacn Building.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03
peAning the Diference.

Mrs. Scrapping ton-Women do not wor-
ship the almighty dollar as men do.
Mr.. ScrappingtOn-NO, they worship the
almighty ninety-ninc cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

Miss Aldrich will not need to give
up all Of her maiden name when she
marries young Rockefeller. She can
just drop the first three letters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

ME character Of the French count
whom Miss Helen Morton is pre-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

Mr.. Ollie McGahen OF Chicago is Wis
iting with Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Petit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-03

The Mesdames Hamid could greatly
assist Abdul by taking few summer
bOarders
The Iola register., 1901-02-22
A SHAMEFUL WAR
The German Field Marshall
has Ordered Another
CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHINESE
For. Which there is AbsO-
lutely no Justification
Aud it is Pleasant to Know that Am
erican Troops Will not Take
Part in 1t

Berlin, ,iFeb. 1S.-The Cologne Ga
zette publishes dispatch from Pekin
which explains that Field Marshal
Count Won Waldersee's new eXpedi-
tion is intended to finally clear the
province of Chi Ii of Chinese soldiers
and produce wholesome dread among
the Chinese. The German commits
sariat department has ordered 1000
transport wagons to be ready within
eighteen days.
Washington, Feb. 2S.-Orders were
issued today to General Chatlee, com
manding theIUnited States troops in
China, not to take part in the proposed
operations in Western China 10y Count
Won Waldersee and the allied troops
to intimidate the Chinese authorities.
General Chaifee is instructed to take
no part in the contemplated expedition
to ST Ngan Flu. Minister Conger is
instructed by the State department
not to join in any agreement that
forces hostilities.
UNITED STATES VIGOROUS STAND
BY rpps-McRae Press Association
Washington, Feb. l9.-lt is under
stood that strong representations will
be made by the government to Ger
many protesting against Count Won
Walderee' 'sSllproposed campaign in
China. The other powers may be
a Slxed tn intercede The State deDart-
ment holds that the campaign would
be the most inhuman and disastrous
act of the Chinese situation. Today's
cabinet will decide whether General
Chaifee andllMinister Conger will be
ordered toawithdraw.
The Iola register., 1901-02-22

seeming the very counterpart of the
Indians represented in Mr.. Frederic
Remington's truthful as well as ar
tistic portraitures. The drama that
ensues will be a ifelike representation
of Indian fighting, the programme fol-
lowing closely the actual methods and
customs OF the Indians when going
forth to do battle against their enc
mics. Later on in the programme will
come the various Indian dances. The
San Carlos Apaches will be seen in
their medicine dance, in which they
wear their peculiar headdress. Corn
dances, ghost dances and dog feasts
and all the typical Indian customs will
be carried out just as they are per-
formed by the Indians OF the plains Of
the west to-day.
"The Beautiful Orient" will be an at
traction of the Midway. 1t is de-
scribed as a daznng, romantic and
realistic display of manifold charms
of the east.
In the "Streets of Mexico" real life
in the heart OF that thrifty republic
will be the idea. This concession oc-
The Iola register., 1901-02-22
MILWAUKEE WANTS HER
The w. c. II. U. Endorses Mrs. Ma
tiOns Joint Smashing.

Milwaukee, Feb. 19-The Women's
Christian Temperance Union has
unanimouslyladopted resolutions up
holding Mrs. Carrie Nation of Kan
sas, in her work of ''joint smashing"
If Mrs. Nation comes to Milwaukee
the w. c. r, U. will rent the biggest
hall in the city for her to speak in.
The resolutions follow: "Inasmuch as
God, who :turneth the ways of the
wicked upside down, has raised up
Mrs. Nation to inaugurate new cru
sade against saloons in prohibition
Kansas, therefore Resolved, That we
believe this movement will result in
great good allsover our land by ere
ating II true temperance sentiment and
arousing interest, leading ultimately
to the enforcement of the laws through
out this country.
The Iola register., 1901-02-22

the walking beam of an engine or the
"teeter" of boyhood. At each end Of
a beam OF structural steel is fixed
revolving wheel in which four cars
are hung after the methods employed
in the construction of the Ferris
wheel. When one wheel is down, taxi
ing on or discharging passengers, the
other is at an altitude of 275 feet, re-
volving slowly at that dizzy height, so
that the passengers in the cars may
have a wonderful view of the exposi-
tion and surroundings. The aerio-
cycle will be operated by power from
Niagara falls and Illuminated by 1000
electric lights.
The Indian congress Of the Pam
American Midway will include much
that has never been seen before. For
ty-two tribes will be represented. The
assemblage will include many noted
chiefs, and the programme Of enter
tainments will be varied and excep-
tionally exciting. There will be sham
battles between the oioux and their
allies on one side and the Blackfeet
and their allies on the other. Before
the hours of the battles. bands of
mounted Indians in all the glory of
war paint and feathers will be seen
passing and repassing the spectators
seats, chanting their war songs and
The Iola register., 1901-02-22
.IHE INCREASING TRADE
January Exports 10 Millions
Larger than Last Year
EXPORTS DOUBLE IMPORTS
We Sold Nearly 20 Million
Dollars Worth
More Goods to Other Nations than we
Bought From Them. A Splendid
Showing

Washington, Feb, 1S.-There is no
sign yet of halt in the remarkable
development of the country's foreign
trade that has been going. on for four
years past. The January exports of
merchandise were Sl36, 3l7, ,3j4, or 1S3
millions larger than a year ago. The
imports were 500, 100, l05, a falling off
of 6f millions from the Figures of the
first month in 1900. The excess of ex-
ports over imports was S67, ,2l7, 100.
The exports were almost double the
imports. For seven months the eX-
ports show an increase of l02 millions
and amount to 1902, 229, 729 and the
imports decreased 29i millions,
amounting to S45s, ,s3l OIL. The ex-
cess of exports over imports for the
seven months was 443 millions, or at
the average rate of 63 millions a
month.
The Iola register., 1901-02-22

startling Illusion, and it promises to
make a great hit.
"Venice in America" will be faith
full reproduction of the italian city it.
self, and there will be gondolas and
gondoliers and Venetian music.
In addition there will be an "Indian
congress-" depicting life on the plains;
the "war cyclorama," which will pic
ture great battles; the Infant incu-
bator," the wonderful spectacular
production of Cleopatra" the "Ee-
quimaux village" the extraordinary
illusion "around the world" the "cineo-
graph" presenting realistic pictures
of important events; the glass blow
ers," who will give exhibitions OF
plain and fancy glass blowing in a
specially constructed factory; the cell
ebrated Turpin "pan-opticon," the
spectatorium, Jerusalem on the
morning of the crucifixion;" Colo
RADIO gold mine," "house upside down.
an improvement upon the "house top
sy-turvy," which was an attraction at
the Paris exposition; darkness and
dawn" Hawaiian volcano and thea
ter" Japanese village" african vii
lage," "animal show" moving pic
tures," "dreamland," "old Nurem.
berg" "Johnstown flood,' "ostrich
! farm" "captiye balloon" "scenic rail-
The Iola register., 1901-02-22
INDIANA BILLIN DEMAND
Measure to Legalize Saloon Smashing
Sought for in Other States.

indianapolis, Feb. 19-Senator Bar
low, who introduced in the Indiana leg
islature the bill legalizing saloon
smashing, saysheis receiving hundreds
of letters from Kansas, Nebraska and
Illinois and other Western states COM
mending the idea and many are ask.
ing for copies of the bill to be intro
duced in the legislature of their own
states. Senator Barlow says he will
fight for the bill and will insist on its
passage as it is aimed at the correc-
tion of an evil in practical way.