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The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
POINTED PARAcRApHs


All family trees are more OF less shady
A sunny mood should be long drawn
out.
It spons a favor if you are asked to
return it,
The average mans ambition is to
Nothing boosts the value Of a bless
ing like its removal.
Farsightedness is largely a matter of
careful planning.
The orator who deals largely ia quo
tations speaks volumes.
An old bachelor says a marriage Ger
tificate is a noose-paper.
When a fool opens his mouth you can
see right through him
Sometimes a man avoids lots of worry
by having bad memory
When some men think they. are think
ing they are only killing time.
A good talzer is always delighted
when he encounters a good listener.
When a man compliments a woman
she always admires his frankness-
Tt il easier to agree with the average
man than it is to convince him.
Make the truth your motto and guide
and you viii be the gamer in the end.
"A man never realizes how sick he was
until the doctor sends in his bill
Drink often brings a man so low that
he can't raise the price Of a drink.
One-half the population Of a village
knows all about how the other half
lives
Don't buy too much ice cream for your
best girl 1t may cause her love to grow
Only those who have plenty OF gold
ever get anything out Of a silver we'd
ding
People associate with their own kind
just as naturally as water seeks its
level
what she wants rather than what she
needs.
pany Of his wife's relations he keeps as
an easy mark
Love may be blind. but the girls
father and the dog seldom require the
services of an oculist.
A successful man is entitled to less
praise than the man who makes an
other effort after each failure.
Some men seem to have reached the
pinnacle of their ambition when they are
able to lie like a circus poster.
One great trouble with the average
man is that when he gets started he
doesn't know when to stop.
A girl win make almost any sanrifce
for the man she loves. She Will even
give up chewing gum if necessary.
1t is said that laughter viii cure in
digestion but the trouble is when a man
has Indigestion he doesn't feel like
laughing.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
KING CHARLEs ARRIYEs.
Portugars Ruler Comes to Attend
victoria's Funeral.

London, Jan-30.-King Charles Of Por-
tugal. with large suite and who was
accompanied from Dover by the Portu-
guese minister, Senior Pinto de Several.
and his staff, reached Victoria station at
noon today from Dover King Charles
was met on the platform of the station
by Prince Christian Of Schleswig-Hol :
stein, in behalf Of King Edward and
various officials of King Edwards s
household.
His majesty's equerry delivered an
autograph message from King Edward
to King Charles and the latter and his
suite were Immediately driven in royal
carriages to Buckingham palace. King
Charles was warmly greeted by the fair
sized crowds which gathered along the
route in anticipation of his arrival
There was no military escort. King
Edward visited the King of Portugal
shortly afterwards and subsequently
proceeded to Osborne Large assemb-
lagos everywhere awaited King Edward
and the greetings We're very enthusiast
tic During the course of the morning.
King Edward presided at a meeting of
the privy council. The business trans
acted was of a formal character. The
kings of Belgium and Greece will arrive
here this afternoon
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
A Bad state of Affairs.

Berlin Jan. 30.-A special to the Cologne
Volks Zeitung from China relates horrible
details about the warfare in that country
and says: I'VE hope the awful conditions
will soon cease The depravity and besti-
ality also among our troops is enormously
on the increase Large numbers of our
soldiers are sentenced to long terms in
the penitentiary and jail for murder. as
sault or burglary. Our losses are certain
" greater that way than by death. Dis
eases are still rampant especially typhus.
Dysentery is decreasing. During Novenn-
Der there were nine deaths from disease in
Pao Ting Flu alone, and also two from
powder explosions. One magazine contain
ing 100000 pounds of powder was blown
up, but only one man was killed and
three mon were Wnnndad. p
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

and candy. their friends begin to sniff
for orange blossoms
The average wosnae is quick to jump
at conclusions and mice.
A fellow may live in an attic and
stili look down on his neighbors-
No. Maude. dear; there is no similarity
between an ocean greyhound and a
The motto Of the teetotaler is: BE
a head.
j. what i your favorlts roie2~ asked q
promptly replied the comedian.
Blobbs-'.The life of q deteotixe should ,.
are the spies OF life"
You can usually reach a mans heart
through his stomach, provided the effort
is not side-traclxed by indigestion
Hoax-'.The doctor told. me I had a
His bill makes it out to have been
SIS one"
Gotrox-.The secret of my success is
that I have never taken chances" Wig
wag-''Always steered clear Of church
fairs, eh?''
Wigg-'sWhat's the matter with
Bjones2 Has he Joined a suicide club2''
Wagg-''Well, not exactly; but he has
bought chafing dish"
When a mans shoes Leak says the
Manayunk Philosopher, it is small
consolation to know that an honest con-
fession is good for the soul" !"
Wigg-'-That was a sad experience
for Roosevelt" Wagg-Do you mean
getting treed by wolves2" Wigg-'sYes,
il was too cloudy for the kaleidoscope to
work.
Some people don't believe in letting
their right hands know that their left
hands never do anything.
BIobbs-'RIiss Oldgirl isn't the bud
she used to be-" Slobos-'sNo: sre looks
more like a. full-blown century plant"
Mrs. Buggins-'H Henry, smell rum
on your breath" Mr. Buggins-'f Y esh,
m'dear; you shee, I've been to a rum
mage sale -
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
England and Germany Friends.

New York. jan 3O.-A dispatch to the
Herald from Vienna says. Extraordf-
nary significance is attached by the
triple alliance to present events in Eng
land King Edwards speech to Kaiser
is regarded as evidence Of lasting An
glo-German understanding. 1t is not
thought impossible that treaty has
been concluded between England and
Germany, it being pointed out that po
fticaI considerations and the coolness Of
a large section of the German people
would prevent the publication of such
an ARRANGEMENT.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
CASE OF MABfNI.
Records Are Being Prepared For Sub
mission to Congress.


Washington. Jan. 20.-The war depart
nent is collecting data in regard to the
case of Nabiui. the Filipino insurgent
leader, in order to answer the resolu-
tion adopted by the senate at the in
stance of Senator Pettigrew calling for
the facts in the case. It appears from
his official record that R1abini was cap
tured by General LaWton In one of the
famous raids in southern Luzon and was
sent to Manila as a. prisoner of war He
was granted parole and it is said vio-
lated his oath by going back among his
people and melting them to sedition and
rebellion against the authority of the
United States. For this he was again
placed in confinement, recently to limit
his activities. General Macarthur
changed his place of confinement from
Manila. to the island of Guam where he
will be held as q military prisoner Of
war Although a cripple and in poor
physical health, ale is undoubtedly one
of the strongest and one of the most
formidable opponents of American SOW
ereignty in the Philippines by reason Of
his superior intellectual attainments.
The report of the secretary of war on
this case will be forwarded to the sem
ate in few days
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
PORTO RICO TO BE THERE.
Legislature Appropriates $4,000 For
Buffalo Exposition.

San Juan de Porto Rico, Jan. 3d.
Governor Allen, according to the pro-
visions Of the law on the subject. has
appointed the following commission to
represent Porto Rico at the Buffalo
Pan-AmeTican exposition: J. T. Silva,
cillor, and Fishback, a. former major of
volunteers
The salary Of the commissioners win
be So per diem and expenses. The legis-
lature appropriated $4,000 for the Porto
Rican exhibit
The council has not concurred in the
house amendments to the Hol1ander
bill
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
LAWYERS ARE COMING.
Bar Association VIII Be In Session
Tomorrow.

The State Bar association will meet
tomorrow in the supreme court room
The session will commence at 10 o'clock
in the morning, and there will be after
noon and an evening session. The ses-
sion win continue the next day. and
will conclude with a banquet at the
Throop at $50 in the evening
Eleven applications have been received
for membership by the secretary, d. A.
Valentine
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Tolono. III. Burned.

Champaign, H., Jan 30.-Fire last
night almost destroyed the entire bust
ness section of the little town of To-
1ono nine miles south of here. The loss
is estimated at $4,000 partly covered
BY insurance. The fire started in a small
frame building occupied by a restaurant
and before it was gotten under control
nearly every business block was des-
froved.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Boston, Jan 30-In a row in the
italian quarters at the North end here
early today one man was killed and
three were seriously wounded. One of
the men, Raphael Faiia. is under arrest
charged with murder. The dead: Arrlia
Corrar0. Wounded: Giuseppe Zearella,
shot in back. Luigi Christi. shot in back
and side by spent bullets. Faiia the
man accused Of killing Corraro, was
badly cut about the face in the affray.
Not one of the survivors can speak
English
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Rought ont Deutsche Bank.

New York, Jan. 30.-It is semi officially
stated that the entire holdings Of the
Deutsche bank of Berlin of the common
and preferred stocks Of the Chicago
Terminal Transfer company have been
Jointly purchased by Kuhn, Loeb & Co,
and E H. Hartman. So far as could
be learned today the purchase does not
involve any immediate change in the
MANAGEMENT Of me nrnperty
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
oarnenter caaa nianiaaad.

The case brought by Mrs. Annie
Leonard against officer H. G. Car
penter was called in the city court this
morning and postponed until Saturday.
The lawyers for the defense claimed that
the warrant had not been properly
drawn, and Judge NdcCabe dismissed the
case. A new warrant and complaint
viii be drawn by the county attorneys
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

decrease Of Is per cent In 1900 as COM
pared with 1890. while the expectation
Of agricultural products shows an in
crease of Il per cent during the same
time. Imports of manufactures and
luxuries sh0w a decrease Of is per cent
in 1900 as compared with 1890. while inn
ports Of manufacturers materials show
an increase Of 20 per cent, and exports
Of finished manufactures an increase cs
Isl per cent during the same time.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
QUAKER REFLECTIoNs

LFrom the Philadelphia Record.
Walnut street matron always
speaks Of a divorce as an unmarried
woman.
A1uggins-"Our minister is always
intense Buggins-s'Past, present or
future2''
The average boy never ceases to
wonder at grown man who obeys the
doctors orders
Some men think they are geniuses
when all that is the matter with them
is that they are lazy.
When a girl starts to tell a fellow how
e1travagant he is to buy her flowers
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
presidential Appointmenta

Washington, Jan 3o.-The president
today sent the following nominations 10
the senates Thomas B. Hildebrand OF
Iowa, receiver of public moneys at -
Michael Alaska. War volunteers (
Lieutenant NJ c. Gustin. 11th cavalry to
be captain; second lieutenant. Emorsy
s. West. 11th cavalry to be be first lieu
tenant
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
A Dog Bit Mrs. Hartwiolx.

Carl Schroman was arrested yester-
day charged with keeping a vicious dog
Andy Hartwick was at the Schrornan
house, ia North Klein street There
was a small passage way at one side Of
the house, and Mrs Hartwick attempt
ed to pass The dog stood guard, and
when she found the passage closed and
returned the dog bit her
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The examples in the matter of free
dom of the press which have been
afforded the Fflipros at Manila are not
what might be called reassuring in their
character. The banishment of an editor
BY General Macarthur savOrs strongly
of the Spanish way of carrying on an
island gnvernrn.nt
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
s.. Loud VOC Fair Bond.

St. Louis Jan so.-By a practically
unanimous vote the municipal assembly
today passed a bill providing for the is
suance OF $5,0O0.0o0 OF bonds bearing 81
per cent interest. for the worlds fair to
be held in st. I4euis in 1908 to commemor-
ate the one hundredth anniversary OF the
Louisiana purchase. The measure now
goes to the mayor for his signature. This
on popular subscriptions in St. .ouls ana
a like amount to be appropriated by con-
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
FOR A CONSULSHIP.
William Winfield freeman, of Kansas
City, Kan, Urged For Dublin.

Washington. D. c., Jan. 30.-Represen-
tative Bowersock called at the White
House today to present the name of
William Winfield Freeman. of Kansas
City, Kan, for the Dublin consulship
Mr.. Freeman is an attorney of ability
and would fill the position acceptabIY.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Weather Is Uniform.

Weather reports given out at the Santa
Fe and Rock Island offices today show
that the weather over those lines is much
the same as in Topeka. At Amarillo. Tex,
the thermometer registered 20 degrees
above zero and at Wellington. Kan, IS
degrees. At Liberal and ArkalOn. in
south hwestern Kansas. there were furries
of snow early this morning "A light snow
fen at Las Negas. N. NJ. Yesterday.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Deputy United States Marshal Prescott
arrested Ward Williams and Ed Rains a {
Lawrence yesterday. charged with selling
LIQUOR to the students of the Haskell In
dian school. The authorities at the school
are working up cases against the liquor
sellers and are determined to stop the sale
nf Iintlnr the sflldenfE-
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Hull. England, Jan. S0.-The British
steamer Friary, which had several
deaths among her crew from the plague
after her arrival here January IL. from
Alexandria, has been declared free from
the plague.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

If you mean WELL as an evidence s1f
good faith you should occasionally DO
something we'll
Down in her secret heart. every wom--
ans greatest fear in the world IS OF
some other woman.
When a girl gets a silk petticoat on,
she gets the notion that she is some
thing Of a soubrette-
We are having green Christmas
weather. and the cemeteries are being
compelled to let out their belts.
When a man looks in a mirror, he
says, How ugly ami" When woln-
an looks in q mirror she says, How
pretty I ami"
When women get to visiting with
each other, one of them is pretty sure
to tell Of some married man who il
leading a double life
If a man has any piece OF household
furniture or bric-a-brae that belonged
to an ancient ancestor, he is doubly
desirable as husband
It is said of every dead man that it
was in his home circles that his good
qualities showed best, even though he
slammed doors and got cross with
regularity
We apologize for an impious Atcti-
son man who wishes through The
Globe to remind Mrs Carrie Nation
that a great deal Is being said about
Queen Victoria's bier.
The women should quit wearing white
feathers in their hair. NO one admires
the white feather. even when 1t is shown
in a whim of fashion.
An Atchison woman has seventeen
kin to write to. and believes she de-
serves the title Of literary more
than any one else in her. neighbor-
hood
There is one important thing to learn
about the men. they can be offended
SO greatly that a piece Of angel food
cake or a smile viii not put them in
good humor again.
When a woman looks particularly sad
and reproachful. her husband knows
that she has been re-reading some of his
old letters In which he said he would
Love Her Always.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Chicago, Jan. s0.-The Evening Post
today quotes r. r. Gable and w H.
Purdy. chairman Of the board and
president respectively of the Rock ISL
ard railroad, as derying the existence
of any foundation for the report Of the
consolidation Of the Rock Island and
Santa Fe roads.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Whatever may be the opinion Of the
public regarding the verdict Of the jury
in the Bosscheiter murder case. the SEN
tence. passed by the judge viii be gem
orally commended. He did the most
ha conld under the circumstance.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

In sentencing the murderers Of Jennie
Bosscheiter the judge was held back by
the limit Of the law. If he could have
given them 100 years there is good rea-
son TO believe he would have done So
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

One thing Mrs. Nation has done efec-
tually. She has disposed Of the fiction
that there are no saloons in Kansas out
side Of Leavenworth, Wichita and
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Mercury Down to IS.

The forecast for colder weather sent out
by the weather bureau yesterday came
true enough and up to noon today the
mercury had not been above the freezing
point. The ma xirnum today was 2 and
the minimum 13 The wind was from the
northwest. blowing 10 miles an hour The
forecast today IS: Fair tonight and
Thursday" The reports from the north
and west show colder weather In Den.
below zero, in Cheyenne IS below, Winnl-
neg "a below and Lander 28 below.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Attention No. so, X. 81 of 6.

The members OF Columbia Council NO.
SO, X & l. of s. are requested to at
tend the funeral OF Brother c. H Net
tells, corner Fourteenth and Buchanan
streets, Thursday afternoon at $3.50
ID. IN r. SNATTINGER,
President.
Matte a. BAR. G. s.
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DEATHs AND FuNERALs.

The funeral OF c. II. Nettels win be heie
at his late residence. 1887 Buchanan street.
Thursday at 2:3o O'Clock. Burial will be
IN the Topeka cemetery.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Modocs Attention.

Major T. J. Anderson says the AIodoc
club Will meet at the National hotel at
s o'clock sharp this evening to help en-
tertain the editors.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The tendency Of the legislature to fire.
quent adjournment win make things
easy for the supreme court for the next
two wears.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The Indianapolis Journal is disposed
40 regard the tax On bank checks a.
having a tendency to discourage the
payment Of debts.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Senator Townes was compelled to
trampIe upon sena torial custom or leave
without making a speech He chose to
make the speech
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The present legislature appears to be
bent on demonstrating that a session
longer than 80 days is not needed.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

There are strong indications that
there viii be an extra session Of con-
gress. provided the surplus holds out
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The Beers appear at last to have
reached the conclusion that the only
way to get out of the war is to fight
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Mrs. Nation has assumed the role Of
st. Patrick and is determined TO drive
the snakes out of kansas.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
Hirh school Wins.

The city league basket ball games
have closed with the high school team
the winners. The games played and
won were as follows:
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30
oLoBE srGHTs.

IF'rom the Atchison Globe.l
When man dissipates. he feels bad
ly three times longer than he has a
good time.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Neglected colds make fat grave
yards DR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup
helps men and women to a happy. Wig
orous old age.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

If you mean well, as an evidence t5f
good faith you should occasionally do
something we'll
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Down in her secret heart, every Wona-
ans greatest fear in the world is OF
some other woman.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

When a girl gets a silk petticOat on,
she gets the notion that she is some
thing Of a soubrette-
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

St Louis. No. Jan. 3G.-William NJ Sen
ter. president Of the St Louis Cotton ex-
change, died last night, aged 70 years
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Everybody reads the state Journal
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Blobbs-"The life Of a detective should
be fun OF variety" SlObbs-''Y es, they
are the spies Of life.''
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

The motto of the teetotaler is: BE
a head
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

WANTED-White girl to do general
houseworlx: references required Call
between and 8 p. m, 621 Topeka ave.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

What is your favorite roller" asked
the interviewer. THE pay-rol, -
promptly replied the comedian.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Wigg-'-That was a sad experience
for Roosevelt" Wagg-Do you mean
getting treed by wolves2" Wigg-'.Ye es
il was too cloudy for the kaleidoscope tC
work"
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

You can usually reach a mans heart
through his stomach, provided the effort
is not side-tracked by Indigestion
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

No. Maude, dear; there is no similarity
between an ocean greyhound and
bark.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

When mans shoes Leak says the
Manayunk Philosopher, 1T is small
consolation to know that an honest con-
fession is good for the soul
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

TELEPHONES.
7susinees C)ffiee--. Bell Phone 101
Reporters R0orn.-....-...... Bell Phone 577
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Some people don't believe in letting
their right hands know that their left
hands never do anything.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

A fellow may live in an attic ana
still look down on his neighbors.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

weather. ana the Cemeteries are being
compelled to let out their belts.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

and candy, their friends begin to sniff
for orange blossoms
The average wofna1 is quick to jump
at conclusions and mice.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Gotrox-s.The secret of my success is
that I have never taken chances" Wig
wag-''Always steered clear Of church
fairs, chr
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Hoax-''The doctor told me I had Z
high fever Joaxz.-HOw high2" Hoal
His bill makes it out to have been (
SIS one"
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

An Atchison woman has seventeen
kin to write to. and believes she de-
serves the title Of literary more
than any one else in her. neighbor-
/ hood
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

Wigg-''W What's the matter with
Bjones2 Has he Joined a suicide club2''
Wagg-'fWell, not exactly; but he has
bought a chafing dish
The Topeka state journal., 1901-01-30

When a man looks in q mirror. h'
says, How ugly I ami" When a won.
an looks in a n1irrer, she says, How
pretty I amt