The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28


in a village near Atlanta replied. W Ell
sun. / am some older dan dat pine tree
wander; Ill bit younger ian cat lVe-o-A>
By de gate. an not cutie - OF as de nous
whar 1 livfu' at ] amt much on ngseIs
nlyse I. but YOU al kin count up an see
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When the duke OF Wellington first went
20 the court OF Louis the Eighteenth
TIE French maTshsIs whom he had ce-
feated turned their backs upon him. The
king apologiZed Tor .neir ruGeness- 20
never nline, your Majesty" replied Wei
nngt0n. They have got into the habit
and they can get out OF it
y Methodist critic. wishing 10 pat his
shop lin hole. or as DR.. William
Everett would say, ..to deposit him iu 8
cavity. asked In an open meeting wheth-
er or not the bishop came 20 the confer
ence in Pullman ear Yes" the bishop
cheerfully replied; do yoa know any
easier way?'
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An enthusiastic citizen Of the great
city OF Illinois was one Cay showing a
visitor the wonders Of the lake cront.
"A few years ago the lake extended in
and Tar beyond where we are Standing.
1 tell you there isn't a town n the aurld
that's making history as fast as ChiclEo
is IL looks 70 me more Ike .naklag
geography, replied the Unconditional
stranger
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Mrs c. Newman OF Campbell park, q
Chicago suburb. was building a handsome
white stone house, when someone dis
covered that the bay window extended
four feet over the building line. Neigh-
bors attacked her il the courts. and The
9Frr.~ D. j.
gered for revenge. Engaging the ser
vices of an architect she began 10 pat up
a shanty on the site that VIII squat as a
reproach and an eyesOre. A man who had
never done any painting was hired 70
smear it yellow. Then in local paper
appeared this advertisement: Wanted
y noisy family 10 occupy a new house.
Must be AT least I'VE boys. red-heaGed
ones preferred.
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The following story is told OF a young
Irish sailor.
After pulling forty or fifty Csthoms OF
line. which put his patience severeiv T.
proof. as well as every muscle Of his
arms, he muttered 20 himself. out lcId
enough TO be overheard oy an Csic-T.
sure. It's as long as today and t1ln0r-
row. It's a good weeks work for any
five men in the ship. BAD luc- n 81
What. More OF il kit2 Och, mur-1tri the
says moishty dape to be sure.
After continuing in a similar strain
and c0nceiving that there was li-t.e pcs
sibility of the completion Of his la,cr.
he suddenly stopped short. and looizicg
up into the face OF the omcer or watch.
he exclaimed.
Bad luck 70 me. sor, II I don't believe
somebody's cut the other end O. this line
or, sirl'
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Pope Paul the fourth was so shocked
at Michael Angeles undressed figures
in his famous Last Judgment that he
employed Daniele da NCltcrrt 90 clothe
them, and he. in consequence. received
the nickname OF IN Brachettore' (thc
breechesmaker) Michael Angelo. with
his usual wit. punished Messer Biago Ga
Cessna, master of the ceremonies (who
first suggested 10 the pope the impropri-
ETY. of nude hgures) by painting him go
he'll. with ass ears as Midas. The story
goes that Biaso impiored the pope TO
insist upon the removal OF this carica-
ture. whereupon Paul the Fourth re-
piled: i might have released you from
purgatory, but over he'll I have no
power.
The members Of the Athenaeum club e.
London represent the higher spheres az
literature, art and diplomacy. and par
tIcuiarly the Established church. mas
much as nearly an the bench ~ bishops
may be found upon its list THE United
Service club. on the other hand Is made
up Of officers of the army and navy. one
day last summer. when the Atheuaoum
was closed for repairs. and its members
were temporarily enjoying thc hospitality
OF the other club. there came down into
the han 2 retired admiral. q man ~ port
Is build and violent temper "ff here g.
my UMBRELLA be demanded ~ the hai
porter. Search was made and the um-
brella was NOT forthcoming. The ADMIRAL
began 20 fume. a dozen ful,ies lume-
diately swarmed into the hall Afy um-
brella.' cried the admiral. can Umbrella
with a silver knob Where is it, srz
The hustle continued for o few minutes
ana then one OF the attendants tmor-
ously Informed tfc admirable that b.
could not Pc found What sir2 What
sir2 Not 70 De- found. siry Why not
sir?" Il IA afraid. sir replied the hau
porter that some gentleman has taaeu
81 by mistake" Taken iti All taken IT,
roared the admiral. now fairly apopiecfic
with rage ou moan someone has stJ-
len it-yes. stolen it, might have known
what would happen when we Jet ln au
those id bishops
Mary men. even suc-ersful member o.
the profession. hold that as q good ey-
animation aoes not necessarily make
good lawyer 81 Is better to make fte con-
the fttest ~ the iet ~ survive This
sentiment has been less s.1ce tire fucr.-
can Bar association took up the wnrF Of
raising the standard ~ legal education.