The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

TIE CORPORALs WORSE THAN TUE sAR-
GENT. THE SaRGENTS WORSE THAN THE
CAPTAIN. AND THE CAPTAINS WORST OF AL.
Twas whispered ~ Heaven CTHE IDEAI1.
Twas muttered IL IttII tILLUSIUNE- That Jhe
Author OF Il book OF the hour i (titl.lJ REIGN
OF MIND j. ut last iuC~Jed tGJ 18th ST. NV. and
ready for bushes The author VIII move into
the star Building I1-r aS soon o. tine Editor
LUSION
The Reign OF Mind Vas written 5y Washing
tUniau Of toUr wears stick. but who WAS born IN
Florida. tbe Isl St-te The Land If Flowers. On
the 81 Johns River 1870
The Rein ri Mind H-RALDS the Second adj
vent OF CHRIST ttEr5~t simply means IDEAL
jesus was au IDEAL MAN. hence a
CHRIST The Author glTes the fatal sign II
THIRTEEN BELLS also ti- date. March 4th
il5, and also NAMES TIE IDEAL MAN
The authors ls- edition contains oulE - pages
and a Cut of CABRlEL ELIJAH JnHE
Waterloo Jahn-PAJL- JONES uh5 made
Jhe name OF AMERICA IMMORTAL and Old
JOHN BROWN Of Ussawatornie. vino Clvs the
Rebel Yell and kissed the b5by lips IT. Spirit.
son marches On ia an ELECTRICAL Bp
Tie second edition Is ready Tor The press and
viii contain ll5 Uase5 1nd t5l cuts, ot aE'aF Of
The most prominent people lu the Wosli- a-lIs
thing The Author wishes his friends 500
IN this CIV TO cali and him. also the clergy.
Electricians and Lawyer also the pretty girls,
and bright BOYS Fools and sraUES with
hatehets are requested 10 remain az home other
wise they viii awake behind the bar some bright
morning
The Author desires IS bright Young ladie and
: hrainy Young men to canvas for him. ard VIII
guarantee So week, II COMPETENT. The Aarhor
reserves tie exclusive right 10 judge OF the
ability of each applicant after three dags trial
No mooney Is required hE the Author from any
applicant
0f5ce hours from 10 80 l. and from . to ;.
No. Coo 18th ST. NV. The author has taken order
for over 10000 copies Of his woT.. II less than
i2 DAYS
The emblem Of the Republic GDEtL) Is b stars
on grolnd OF blue tLuNED with l. stripes
across thc milky way. Seven ave IaEi Streahes OF
blood ard six are OF baby smiles and Tears. The
Emblem OF the true l. AiElon J. a SINGLE GOLD
STAR OF Il POINTS. us worn b a Spirit ot
Earth, and the Ideal OF the star Is In HEAVEN
Infinite Consciousness See n Eou can find K!
ROBERT. GIBBEN>- EIDWELI.
Author ai REIGN OF MIND. hDoS OF the hour
No. CO.. l&,b 81. I'd floor
r : THE EDITORIAL n THE ) tSHINGTON
TIMES OF MARCH 10Th Titled The Laws Of
the Mind IS written bE an IDEAL Man WITH
An IDEAL BRAIN This man Is a THOMAS
JEFFERSON DEMOCRAT and voted for BRN An
Gabriel sees everywhere. even fools IN hell (IL-
LJSIuN).
ROBERT CIBBENS RIDWELL
81 No 90 18th ST. NV City.
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