The weekly Thibodaux sentinel. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 1898-1905, 1901-12-07
THEY SAY

SlSneu 10 niue the Imperfect Suft III
formed body OF one of England's no.
bility, and
That 1t is only used for that pur.
pose.
That King Edward, of England, as
Prince of Wales, turned up his trOus-
ers to walk through the mud, and the
turned up trousers at the bottom, a
Ia Prince Of Wales soon thereafter be-
came the ''go' with all those who are
prepared to sneeze whenever the Eng.
lish Dude Coughs, aud
That many well inclined, were
deceived, but will not be caught
again.
That il is always well to look
before you leap.
That our Autumn weather is more
heathful than that enjoyed under The
boasted sunyskies of Italy, and
That Northern visitors down here
think this the garden spot of the
Universe.
That so 1t is.
That le beau ciel de rHalie is no
where.
That Hubert Labadie IN "Faust''
was perfect failure, and
That the whole performance was
sore disappointment to the people,
and
That the managers of the Opera
House should never entertain any
more proposition for fixing the price
Of admission as high as one dollar,
and
That the booking committee ought
to be capable of judging the merits
of a company before il reaches town.
That after ths opera last Friday
night one of Thlbolaux's prominent
Social Lights thought that he would
do charitable as we'll asa lhian.
thropic act, and invited number Of
his young lady and gentlemen friends
to take supper with him after the
opera and upon reaching the rcstaur,
aut it was found to he Closed. What
a sad disappointment was experienced
by this crowd who had prepared
themselves to lay in plentiful sup
ply. The latest reports are that the
young gentleman doing the "setting
up" act ordered the restaurant closed.
II it is an absolute fact that this
':society star" was guilty of such
thing, we suggest that the city coun-
CIT vvso usss 20 -s,s0unc- -uscuuf *, rccUg.
nition of such unexampled cheek.
That goo, many Of the "crossings"
in town ought to he lowered, aud
That telephone poles might as we'll
be laid across the streets as to have
the crossings much higher than the
level of the streets, and
That the crossing opposite the
Maronge and Bouron properties has
been the cause of breaking the springs
Of good many vehicles lately, and
That this matter should be attend.
ed to as soon as possible.
That local preacher up in Arkan.
sas announced from his pulpit few
Sabbaths ago that on the following
Sunday that he would preach on the
subject of "Hell and Who Will Be
There. 1t is further said that on
the following Gay he received ietters
from two saloon men, two butchers,
one grocery man, one ice man, two
coal dealers, one base ball umpire
and forty zine delinquent subscribers
TO the local paper notifying him that
if he dared to mention their names in
his sermon they would withdraw their
support from the cllir;h and sue
him for s!ander.
TLat the Jurisprudence Of thia
State has more Legislation in it than
the acts of our legislative so!ons.
That guberratorial candidates are
loo piDg up and will so0p be as thick
as leaves in Valambrosa, and
That many will be called but few
will be chosen, and
That the people will insist on being
consulted, otherwise something will
break loose in Georgia, and
That New Orleans cannot dictate
always, and
That it should remember Tam
many's fate, and
That Lafou he has the best tim
ber in the State, and don't yo1 forget
it, it will be Lade known.
That MOTHER -WIrE-home ait
the sweetest words in the 4 iglisll
Language, and
That married men will not debate
the subject: Resolved, That between
the mother and wifi, the former
should be saved from drowning. and
That may the kind Providence,
spare the SENTINEL readers from
ever being in situation to have Il
make a decision.
That work on the floats will begin
next week, aid
That the next carnival 10 going Il
be the grandest and the most gor