Evening journal., 1901-12-18
.DENOUNCES THE
NAVAL COURT
SandtOWl Statesman Cham.
piOnS Admiral SchIey
SCORES BENHAM And RAMSAY
Faithful AddickS Worker Has Some
thing to Say Regarding Regular
PartV'S Emblem

Headkwarters NV the Delaware Bay
Stait Gas Kumpany. Liebig Marsh
Wilmington, Moo Kassell Kounty,
Desember Is. 19 hnndered an won
Mrs Mary Ann Jones Sandtown, Shoe
Streeng deestrict Kent Kounty,
Deleware.
Nj dere Mary Ann. The manly
feelins NV yore risin husband Ia
arouzed over the Kort NV inkWirey
tindin Admyrall Sly gilty. Hit IL an
outrage an a blamed pore Krismas
presint tew the man wot licked the
luther haf NV theSpanyards what Device
left. Hits all the dewins NV that feller
Samsun whose feelins IL so tender thet
he run away iist about the time thet
the Spanyards wuz kummin out tew
git killed an git thare botes sunk. He
kuddont bare tew see them kilt so he
run out tew see vile Sly dun the
KILN an now he iist klaims all NV the
kreudit. Samsun didn't run away be-
kawse he wuz skeered, Mary Ann, but
his feelns IL es tender ez a womens an
he kuddent look on tew see them brave
fellers git shot an drowned. That
part wuz all rite. Mary Ann, but wen
the iltin wuz over he telegraffed tew
Washington an told em thet he tuck
the Spanish fleet an sunk hit an killed
the Spanyards an that Sly wus a dis
Obeedyant howard
A fener named Mackklay wuz hired
by Samsun tew rite a histery NV the
fite an call Sly a howard an him a
heero Mackklay dun hit an Sly asked
fer an inyestygashun. The testimony
showed thet Samsun wus doing sum
fansee sailin in the presense NV his
own boat about ten miles away wen
the fitin wus going on. Sly wuz kow-
ardly facin the enemy, gittin his bote
full NV holes and kussin an KILN
Spanyards rite an left. Hit sertinly
wuz disgraseful the way thet Sly asso-
shiated with them Spanyards till he
kaptured or killed EN- all Thare wuz
no lSrittisism NV Sly till after he
licked lne Spanyard in Santyago and
hit sertinly IL diskuragin. The treet--
ment NV Mister Addix hi Presydent
Rosefelt Jay Hysleer Ball, Guvnor
HUM an Martin Burriss wussent a
much harder blow than wus the findin
NV the kort Of inkwiry. Device IL a
good feller an stuck up against them
luther fellers Dewee IL a fiter an nose
that ef Sly had tuck tew NV the ships
an run away tew find Samsun tew tell
him tibet the Spanyards wus kummin
out NV the harbor at Santyago. hit wud
have let them Spanish botes esl1ape, an
hit wud have bin wuss than gitten SEN
sured for lickin them
Admyrall Benham and Ramsay wuz
the luther tew thet mad up the kOrt NV
inl1wyry. and they WIS agin Sly frum
the start Thay wuz in the war NV
THE rebellyon an wun NV them ketched
"A Chineeze pyrate in MaloO an the
luther wun tuck a batteree on mud
SHOWS in the river YaZOO. A feller rit
a peese NV poetry fer the fildo,fy
reckord. and the fust verce wuz
A fig fer yore Benham an Ramsay,
They mare fawt fleet on the see;
Two plase-fattened 'Iitehouse In
speckters"
Don't kOunt in a verdickt with me;
Old Benham wOnse kaptured a pyrate
In Chiny. not fer frum MackoO.
An Ramsay, 'tis sed tuck a batteree
On SHOWS up the river Yazoo.
Them sertinly air tuchin wurds, Mary
Ann, an seckund the moshun nv the
feller wat rit en-.
Thare sertinly must be a leek sum
whare mungst our fellers, fer the reg
lers hez got on tew hit thet we air
goin tew appropriate thare eegel, an
thay air goin tew kick up kind NV a
rumpus.
Hit sertinly IL gettin lold in this
gau tank an am thinkin NV eivin ur
ther job fer the plase don't suit as
we'll es hit mite I'm feered tew Mte a
fire. fer feer them reform fellrs an the
l0orts will find out ware we keep this
Bay Stait gas books.
Air You a-gOin tew sell many tur.
KEGS an chickens this Krismas. If yol
Idew bi me a pare NV pulze warmers al
send me pese NV sandsope.
Yore Tisin' husband,
William Jones.