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The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

A.E. Robinson, MD. C. NJ. Medical Director
They cured So many men who had batt,a7
for years against the mental and phvsicai
suffering of lost manhood that the Inst
tute has decided to distribute free trioi
packages to all who write. 1t is a horsa
treatment and all men who suffer uI+b
any form of sexual weakness res,,ltin.
from youthful folly, premature loss Of
strength and memory, weak back. varI
cocele. or emaciation of parts can now
cure themselves at home.
The remedy has a peculiarly gratefu,
effect of warmth and seems to act direct
to the desired location giving strength
and development just where ii is needed
1t cures all the ills and troubles that coma
from years of misuse of the natural runc-
tons and has been an absolute success in
all cases. A request to the State Medical
Institute, SlS Elektron Building, Fort
Wayne, Ind, stating that you desire one
of their free trial packages will be com
piled with promptly. The Institute is de-
sirous of reaching that great class Of men
who are unable to leave home to be-
treated and the free sample will enable
them to see how easy it is to be cured OF
sexual weakness when the proper remedies
are employed. The Institute makes no re-
sent free sample. carefully sealed in a
plain package so that its recipient need
have no fear of embarrassment or pub
licity. Readers are requested to write
without delay.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
Certain Duke and an Uncertain
Boy.

A certain Duke, while driving from the
station to the park on his estate to inspect
company of artillery, observed a ragged
urchin keeping pace with the carriage al
his side, says Spare Moments. His Grace,
being struck with the cleanliness of the
lad, asked him where he was going. The
lad replied:
ITO the park to see the Duke and sog-
ers"
The Duke feeling interested, stopped his
carriage and opened the door to the lad,
saying heAcould ride to the park with him.
The delighted Tad, being in ignorance of
whom he was. kept his grace interested
with quaint remarks till the park gates
were reached.
AS the carriage entered 1t was saluted
by the company and guns, whereupon
his grace said TO the lad:
Now, can you show me where the
Duke is?"
The lad eyed his person all over. then
looking at the Duke, replied, quite Sc
riously.
well, I dunno. mister. but it's either
you or mev'
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
The American Way.

After the duel had been fought the prin-
cipals repaired to a cafe and ordered
lunch, says the indianapolis Sun.
Not exactly gourmands, but hearty eat
ers were they, which caused an American
who had gone to the exposition and had
not yet earned sufficient capital for the
return voyage, t o remark that it takes
more to satisfy a Frenchman's appetite
than 1t does his honor.
No sooner had the words left his hips
than Count de Boozleane struck him in
the face with his open pa m But 10! In
stead Of challenging the count and wiping
out the insult in mortal combat, the
American simply smashed him between
the eyes, caught him with right-hand
hook as he was going down and then
stepped on his face with his bulldog
shoes, all the while asking the count II
his honor was satisfied. The count finally
admitted that il was.
Moral: That's why we have no dueling
in the land OF the free.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
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The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
PERSONAL.

steel Trust alley" is the new nick
name given to upper Fifth avenue, New
York, where Warner Leeds, Henry
Phipps, Andrew Carnegie and other man
ufacturers have purchased property.
Paradise alley" one impecunlous clerk
has dubbed it.
Rev. Rudolph John, pastor Of the Ger
man Evangelical Church in Trenton, Ill,
has just retired from the ministry COM
pleting a ministerial record lasting sixty
consecutive years, forty-seven in this
country and thirteen in Germany, his ma
tive land. He is 81 years old.
Miss Elizabeth Charlotte Knollys,
woman of the Bed Chamber to the Eng
lsh Queen, is Queen Alexandras closest
friend. She is a daughter of the late
Gen. Sir William Thomas Knollys and
was appointed 10 her position in the
household of the present Queen Alexan-
dra twenty years ago.
Some Of the privileges Of members Of
foreign legislative bodies are unique
Danish NJ P.'s can have free seat in the
Royal Theater at Copenhagen whenever
they like. The law makers of Norway re-
ceive free medical attention and nursing
If they fall i'll during the session, The NJ
P.'s have extended this privilege to in
cIude courses of gymnastics, massage
baths, wine and dental work, all gratis.
Prof. Joseph Henry Thayer has re-
signed his chair in the Harvard divinity
school because of old age. He, was grad
uated from HervaAd in 1880, received MS
degree from Andover Theological semi
nary in 1857, and Swas professor Of sacred
literature at thes Andoyer seminary for
eighteen years. Since 1884 he has been
professor of new testament criticism and
Interpretation at the Harvard divinity
school.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
Worthy of Jack Bunsby.

1t was consoling to a well-known east
end resident a short time ago. says the
Louisville Commercial, when he called
a physician to go into consultation with
the family doctor and diagnose a case.
A little son was seriously Ill and the
father wanted everything done that was
known in materia medica. After the two
physicians had been in consultation for
some time the father asked of the con-
sulting physician what they thought of
the case.
'Well." said the physician who mad been
called. your son may get well and he
may not"
"Can this be possible?" said the father.
"1 ought to have called a motorman.
rye made a mistake"
About what?" asked the physician.
Elm calling you. A motorman could
have told me the same thing, and I knew
my little boy would either get well or he
wouldn't before sent for YOU
Now the physician wants the father to
pay s. consultation fee and the father
swears he never will. The child reeov-
cred.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
"a PAGES.
lADLX ~ NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-St. Andrews Society of sa-
vannah; Eureka Lodge No. /. A. F. and
A. NJ; German Friendly Society.
Special Nottces-City Bonds Wanted by
Sinking Fund Commission; Notice of
Change of Name by William Marcus;
Electric Supply Company; osteopathy. c.
w. OIayhugh, DID,; Return of DR.. A. F.
Boyd to Practice; Let Me Clean Your
Furniture David Clark; Pictures at Thon-
nesens Art Store; Poor Treated Free.
Mrs NJ. D. Buchly; School for Boys,
Miss Pope and Miss West
Business Notices-Diamonds, Theus
Bros; Selling Out Our Entire Stock of
Delivery Wagons. Cohen-Kulman Carriage
and Wagon Company; e. & w. Laundry;
Family Chests of Sterling Silver, r. Van
Keuren & Co.; The Pierce Cushion Frame
chainIess Bicycles. r. " Connerat; Ram
bier and Ideal Bicycles. D. A. Holland
$3.50 Shoes For Men-Byck Bros
Laundries-Savannah Steam Laundry.
That Ever Wearing Tin Takes-Thos.
West g. Co.
Amusements-New AlhaInbra Music
Hall; Royal Music Hall.
Ice Cream Freezers at Factory Prices
Geo. W. Allen & Co.
Auction Sales-Residence M Second
Street. East, by John L. Archer, Auc-
tioneer; Bull Street Property, by John l..
Archer. Auctioneer; Mondays Auction
Sale, by G. H. Dorset, Auctioneer.
Seed Corn. Seed Peas. Tough on Files
IT. J. Davis.
Headquarters For Garden Hose-Leo
Frank
Queens Quality oxfords-Globe Shoe
Store
savannah's Popular Popular Store
jackson. MetEger & Co.
Kabo Corsets-C. C. Co, Broadway,
New York.
Heavy Values This wsels-waish &
Meyer.
Specials In Ready-to-wear Department
AT Hogans.
Pront-wm. & H. H. baltimore.
Financial--Haight s. Freess Co.. New
York.
Steamship schedule-oeean Steamship
Company.
Strictly Up-to-Date Twentieth Century
Store-N. Schultz.
A Spring Display OF Handsome Shoes
Chas. Marks.
Mill and Other supplies-Georgia Supply
Company.
who's Your Clothier?-M. Dryfus.
Columbia BIcycles-T A. Bryson, Co.
lumbia Agent.
We Are in Constant Touch With the
Sources Of Fashion-Metropolitan Clothing
Company.
Get Gas Stove Now-Mutual Gas Light
Company
Suits for Stylish Men. Bright Women.
ana the chndren-B. H. Levy & Bro.
Mems Suits. womens Suits. Children's
suihs-Leopold Adler.
This Store Is Making History-Foye &
Eckstein.
Hosiery. Hosiery-Gustavs Eckstein &
Co.
Postum Food conee-Postum Cereal
Company.
Cgars-white Knight Cigars.
Electric Pedestrians Electric Paste.
soap-Munyon's Witch Hazel Soap.
Cooking Oil--Wessons Odorless Cooking
OIL.
Beef-Liebig's Extract of Beef.
Whiskey-ouaker Rye whiskey; Murray
Hill Club Whiskey.
Medical-Cokes Dandruff Cure; s. S.
s.; Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Pills: Ab-
bey's Effervescent Salt; Cascarets; Nc
Elree's Wine OF Cardui B. B. b.; r
r.. r.; Stuart's Gin and Buchu: Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets: stuarts Catarrh TAB
let's; Pyramid Pile Cure; Mothers Friend:
Worlds Dispenssry Preparations; Dr.
Humphreys Specific. Cheap; Dr.. Hath
away Company; DR.. W. N. Van Brede-
rodes Mslarial. Fever. Ague and Chill
Cure.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted: For Rent.
For Sale; Lost Personal; Miscellaneous.
Franks Blood Medicine-Livlneston' s
Pharmacy.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
A Bad Case OF Ingratitude.

A very indignant citizen was telling
what he would do to a man who may be
protected under the name of Smith, If
Smith were only twenty years younger,
says the Detroit Free Press. I'D pulVerlze
him." was the first declaration. I'D kick
him around the block" as he warmed up,
MOP the street with him, slap him up
to a peak, and then knock his COMPOUNDED
head off. The old forkr'
''Neighbor of yours, isn't he?"
Yes, that's the deuce of 1t. 1 can't
sell my house, and he keeps me so worked
up that I'm liable to turn loose any min
ute. Do? I'll give you a sample. His
wife was in the carriage one day, the
driver was sent into the house for a
package. and the horse ran away. l
caught him, was dragged half block,
saved her life, and was too sore to move
about for a week.
"He was on the same car the first time
1 went downtown, and insisted on buying
me some little token of appreciation at
the request of his wife. Fine woman that.
1 went with him; he took me to Decent
store and solemnly asked for the dia-
mond department. He did, as I'm a living
man, and when the salesman laughed at
him he told me that he wouldn't have time
to look any farther that day. He has
never mentioned the subject since. but
his wife looks at me just as though she
expected to be thanked for something.
"Oh. he's a caution. Four or f1ve nights
ago while he and his folks were away l
saw a burglar prying open one of his
windows that is only six feet from one
of mine. I blazed away with fiat iron
and let out yell. The iron caromea
on the top of the fellows head, and then
through Smiths window. The burglar
managed to get away. but 1 stood guard
till old Smith got home"
He surely must have been very thank
full"
Thankful? Him? He made me pay for
the window"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Norfolk Landmark Oem.) says
Senator Plat of Connecticut. the author
Of the resolutions which pave the way to
the benevolent assimilation OF Cuba, ex-
plains IN an elaborate interview that
there is no sinister motive hidden in the
resolutions aforesaid. They are designed
TO do nothing more or less, he urges US
to believe than require of Cuba an
acknowledgements of our right to perpet-
uate Cuban Independence. Were that the
case. we do not see why any coaliug
stations should so with the demand. But
even II what Senator P,att says were
to be accepted al It's face value. what
sort OF Independence is that which Is
under somebody eise's regulation
The Boston Globe Dem.) says: TON
johnson Is a condition and not theory.
lie Is and he plans TO remain n figure
% our public life. Ever since Grover
Cleveland broke a trail from a mayor b
chair 20 the White House the presidential
lightning rod has been attached 20 many
a city Hall. Hence fhe new magistrate
Of the ohioan metropolis has aroused the
prophets
The Pititburg Dispatch dnd) says.
''rhs cuhsus seem anxious 70 hnd our
vhefher their country 10 q nefiou state.
fsrrit0rT d republic. . uiionV, 40 Az
neH ~ 1rpendfneg"
Tie Charleston Poet 0Den sayf 'in.
fuIlfr ~ NriaHfin alH ma some dImcgi.
f5 m ruling hlm ouf of ~ rfeatfane
g ,.,a 49,. 90 ,'' '''aen.'f q '4f' fnsr'
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

Notwithstanding Floridas senators are
wrestling with such abstruse problems as
taxation, the disposition of convicts, etc,
they are finding time to engage in a
spirited contest for the most popular
senator" who is to receive a gold-head
ed cane. The BARRIERS and the bootblacks
are said to be doing land office business,
Sticking the senators up two or three
times a day, so they will look handsome
and fetching, and thus attract votes.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

one clause 10 The bin before ths Legs
lature OF Florida 10 amend the charter
Of the city u Tampa provides FOR q sps
ciai tax levy for The maintenance ~ o.
free public library The Tribune fays tnf
people " Tampa sre uut for ube
library. WHICH s to b. 900 ~ tls Car-
uegle string. an1 ure o0.0g eYsyih'nf
they cen ~ teouns 3d. cafnef.ef done
zion. Tpere SCENE t9 le n9 doubt abogf
me provision go.ng thfgpsh bf LE.sia
tuIa
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

The spring blizzard. which ragged Fri
day and Saturday. seems to have been
widespread and severe; and it came
little too near to us to be altogether COM
Portable. We got none OF the freezing
cold. or snow or severe winds. but over
coats were comfortable, and the truckers
and other farmers spent some anxious
moments fearing for their young crops.
on the Lakes and as far south as West
Virginia the storm was quite severe. and
much damage IS expected 20 result from
It. The heavy snow viii cause a number
OF rivers to leave their banks. hence II
is possible that the after effects OF the
storm will be worse than the immediate
effects. The South Atlantic section is for
tunately pretty well exempt from
unreasonable cod storms. but tho one
yesterday may leave ss marks on the
tender cotton plants and on fruit and
early vegetables.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

Mr. Bryan regards the mention of sona-
tor Hanna a. ths Republican candidate
~ succeed Mckinley o. no Joke. senator
iianno. according 70 Nr Bryans iasa. W
Che beet pQsfi1.e representative ~ tlc
Republican parry aa at present c0nst-
i3iea Becoming 80 elitor efems te
hove maze Ar Bryan combined p,fsi-
niat
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
ANOTHER VIEW OF 1T.

The Postmaster Generals paper. the
Press of Philadelphia, takes the position
that a white Republican party cannot be
built up in the South by giving offices
to white men of prominence and infiu-
ence who are recognized as having some
sort of standing in the Democratic party.
1t says that that method of getting a
foothold in the South for the Republican
party has been tried too often without
success to command any attention from
President Mckinley. 1t takes the posi-
ton that the Republican party can be
built up in the South only by showing
the Southern people that Republican poll
cies are better for them than those Of
any other party. Nothing can be ac-
complished by appointing men to the Of
fees, simply because OF the hope that
they will be able to gather around them
the nucleus Of a white Republican party.
An administration is judged by the men
It appoints to office. and if men of hon
esty and character are appointed the ad-
ministration commands respect. In this
connection the Press says: This is no.
where more true than in the South. And
il is largely because past administrations
have ignored this fact and placed I'M
worthy Representatives in Southern Of
fees that the Republican party is to-day
a mere shell in that section. And in no
way has President Mckinley better
demonstrated his sagacity than by his
decision to reverse that policy and make
merit the criterion of appointment"
This is very interesting. coming from
an administration organ that is so close
to the White House. When was 1t that
the President decided to change the pol
icy Of his Republican predecessors in the
matter of appointments for the South?
Was it this year or last, or four years
ago?
II four years ago. how is 1t that the
Press has just discovered it? If this year,
why is It the President didn't adopt 1t
at the beginning OF his first term?
After all, may IL not be that the Press
is mistaken altogether as to the purpose
Of the President in making some recent
appointments in the South--appointment
which have been the occasion of a great
dead of comment-either that or the Press
does not approve OF the turning down of
Republican leaders in the Sonth IN order
to make places for new men from out of
the ranks of the Democratic party.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
The weather.

The Indications for Georgia to-day are
for fair ana warmer weather. fresh
noriheriy winds and for Eastern Florida.
fair ana warmer weather. fresh west 10
north winds
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21
DE SOTO HOTEL.

First-class accommodations for 500
guests. Among the improvements the
past summer so new bathrooms were add
ed. Tourists find Savannah the most in
teresting city in the South An ideal
winter resort. Special rates for families
remaining week or more. Tourists stop
ping at the De Soto may become asso-
cite members Of the Savannah Golf
Club.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

First dispatches from Pekin telling Of
seems. bear all of the news. 1t viii be
remembered that when Count Won Wal
dersee embarked for the Orient, the ca
bles brought the information that among
his personal equipment was included a
collapsible, seven-room house, made of
asbestos. in which the Count would live
and have his headquarters. 1t appears
that this cbllapsible and fire proof struc-
ture was set up near the palace, and
when that structure went up In smoke,
Won Waldersee's portable fireproof house
went up with it. viii that be the basis
for another item in the bill for indem-
nifty?
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

well. 1t is the claim OF Mrs. Eddy that
for every follower she now has, Christian
Science has healed two persons. Thus
it has been the means of restoring to
health 100000 persons. The physicians
do not deny the therapeutic value OF
faith and hypnotic suggestion in the
treatment of nervous disorders; but they
do deny that faith can set a fractured
bone, extract bullet. heal a wound. cure
a case of typhoid or diptheria, etc They
have. therefore, no hesitation In pro-
nouncing the whole thing a humbng;
against which the Christian Scientists
point to their cures as evidence of the
correctness of their claims.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-21

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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1901-12-27
WEST BRATTLEBoRo.

Harry Dunklee Of Granitevile Mass.
has been at home for the holidays.
George Mather. now n surveyor in Bos-
ton. has been making a visit 10 his home
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pettee returned to
Boston yesterday after a short visit with
Mrs Pettee's parents.
c. X. Jones has sold his interest in the
Melrosc House at West Brattleboro to
his partner, ]. p. Sargent, who will have
entire charge of the hosiery.
The Christmas exercises at the Baptist
church took place on Tuesday evening.
An interesting program was provided.
consisting OF singing, recitations and
dialogues The church was decorated
tastefully with laurel and evergreen, and
the work reflected much credit upon the
committee who had the matter in charge
The large trees, with many gifts besides
candy and fruit, brought remembrance to
each member OF the Sunday school
During the evening the pastor and his
wife. Rev. and Mrs. n. A. Wood. were
presented with a handsome Morris chair
and a piece OF silverware. gifts from the
church and Sunday school. At the close
of the exercises Mr.. Wood, in few
words, thanked the friends who had so
kindly remembered himself and Mrs
Wood.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1901-12-27
WASHINGTON soLoNs.
How Some Of Them Began Life-A
Local Episode Recalled.
From the BROOKLYN Eagle1

The new Congress has more than
the usual number of new members and
among them the full proportion of
self-made men. That is one of the
significant things about Congress.
Glance through the biographies in the
congressional directory and you will
appreciate how much more represen-
tative is the highest legislative body
in the land than the law-making body
OF any other nation. There are no
hereditary lawmakers. Most legisla-
tors began active life with a hand on
the pillow or taught school to earn a
living in the interval of law studies.
The case of Kittredge Haskns of
Vermont is typical. 81 was born and
reared upon one of the hill farms OF
Windham county" said Mr.. Haskins.
when asked how he earned his first
dollars. my father, having older
boys at home, consented. when / was
about ~ years of age that | might
drive oxen to pillow for one of the
neighbors who was not blessed with
boys. I received 1914 cents per day
for my work While / was studying
law I worked at times peeling hemlock
bark and cutting cord wood at so cents
per cord, and also in the hay field at
the then going price of 81 and $1.25
per day. I have always felt a great in
terest in the farmer and his work"
Editor Phoenix:
Apropos of the above is the remem-
brance Of the time when Col Haskins
was practicing his profession in Will
Evansville. his shingle succeeding that
of the late Chas. K. Field, over the
door of the same office. Naturally
there was an occasional interval be-
tween retainers when Haskins yearn-
ed for his early farm experiences.
Finally he leased an acre of fairly
good tillage land of L. Birney Lamson,
late "pooh-bah" of North Hinsdale,
but then a humble agrlculturalist in
"Whittakerville" just out OF Williams
vile. distinctly remember that
drove the team for blowing, a strenu-
Gus yoke of two-year-old steers whose
chief ambition was to turn a furrow
in the quickest possible time, n trait
not altogether appreciated in break
ing up" new sod. Haskins held the
pillow while Lamson volunteered to
hold down the beam. All went rush
ingly for a time, and until at an I'M
expected moment the pillow savagely
struck rock. when in a trice there
was a scene. Lamson was hurled on
his back several feet away. while Has
kins in another direction landed on all
tours and the steers proceeded to
quicken their pace across the field
After clearing his throat of flying dirt
and sods. Lamson emphatically ad-
dressed the wrenched and somewhat
discouraged looking director Of the
pillow as follows:
Oh it. Kit. your early educa-
tion in blowing was woefully neglected
and If you still persist in holding the
handles. why. | propose to drive the
d-n steers where I'm safer"
THE Driver" IF. W. Childs).
December "a, 1901.