The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-06-05
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Firm laughing is used in conIer
sstion between partners.
A wife is either mans best pos
session or his very worst.
Rhode Island turns out about one
divorce to every eight marriages.
No need for you to have the grippe
And other ills will let you slip,
If you will use L. L and K.
Which cures and keeps disease
away.
Bottles 25c, SOC and 81 90.
India rubber is almost as elastic
as the conscience Of a politician.
A few drinks of tanglefoot, like
pride, very often Of before fall.
When mirth comes in between the
Stats melancholy flies the coop.
The first thing necessary to ena-
bic girl to marry is an opportunity.
Eczema. saltrheum, letter, chafng,
ivy poisoning and all skin tortures
are quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salye. The certain pile cure.
j. E. Kaufman.
The area of winter wheat is 2,000,-
000 acres larger than it was last
year.
Many a man conducts his bride to
the altar and then resigns the leader
ship.
4 surgical operation is not neces-
sary to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve saves all that expense
and never fails. Beware Of counter
feits. j. E Kaufman.
Women as a rule are willing to
shut mp when money gets ready to
talk.
There is now over 100000 in the
government conscience fund.- in Wash
ington.
Mr.. James Brown, of Putsmoutb,
Va, over 80 years of age, suffered
for years with bad sore on his face.
Physicians could not help him. De
Wits Witch Hazel Sslve cured him
permanently. j E. Kaufman.
Fifteen hundred persons have been
made homeless in Tennessee by the
food.
Political success is like the pro.
verbal fea-now you see it and now
you don't.
Danger, disease and death follow
neglect of the bowels. Use DeWitt's
Little Early Risers to regulate them
and you will add years to your life
and life to your years. Easy to take,
never grippe. j. E Kaufman.
Asan evidence of prosperity it may
De noted that the country's birth rate
is rapidly increasing.
Several millions Of young sbad are
being put in to the rivers in the low
er part of this State.
The bilious, tired, nervous man
canrot successfully compete with
his healthy rival. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers the famous pills for
constipation will remove the cause
OF your troubles.
Five cadets at West Point have
been expelled and six suspended for
year for subordination.
OIL has been found in Wayne coun.
ty, Kentucky, and one well is send
ing up 100 barrels day.
The earth is believed to be fiat at
the poles, and some candidates are
also fattened at the polls.
An Arkansas planter is making
arrangements to start o kangaroo
ranch. The hides are valuable and
the tepdons much more so. The lat
ter can be split extremely fine, and
are the best thing known to surgeons
for sewing up wounds.
When you see girl with only one
glove on it's sign that she has
new ring on the other hand.
All work and no play made Jack
dull boy, but very few boys will be-
come dull if left to themselves.
The State of Georgia includes ten
schools in their University system.
In all there are 2,e6l students.
Call at J. E Kaufmann's drug
store and get free sample Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They are an elegant physic. They
also improve the appetite, strengthen
the digestion and regulate the liver
and bowels. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect.
Father time doesn't believe in iet-
ting the grass grow under his feet.
That is why he always carries a
scythe.
China says she can pay only ten
million dollars year. At that rate
it will take 80 years to pay the in
demnity.
Trouble which today looks as big
as barn by tomorrow may have
dwindled down to the size of ten
cent cake of ice.
Farmers near Greensboro, Ala,
are much dishartened. Some have
planted the third time and do not