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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

A Blank Day.-First Friend-t'The birds
are terribly wild to-day" Second Friend
''Not half so wild as our host will be if it
keeps on like this'-Punch.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04
FAKE HAIR PREPARATIONS
Dc Hair No Good, But Often Cause II
to Fall Ont.

Many hair preparations are flake" be.
cause they are merely scalp irritants. They
often cause dryness, making the hair brit.
tie, and, finally, ifeless. Dandruf is the
cause cause Of al trouble With hair It is germ
it digs to tho root Of the hair, where it de.
stroys the hairs vitality, causing the hair
to fall out. To cure Dandruf, the germ
must be killed. Destroy the cause, you re-
move the effect" New bros Herpicide il
the only hair preparation that Kills the
dandruf germ, thereby leaving the hair to
grow luxuriantly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli
S am msd 6esaa 5G5 r sSYsfNS spd Fs5
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

Every loafer hangs around some other
man who would otherwise work.-Atchison
Globe
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

Sweat or fruit acids will not discolor
goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. Sold by druggists, l0c. package.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

The oftener a man is sold the cheaper b.
feels.-Chicago Daily News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

The Public Awards the Palm to Hale's
Honey Of Horehound and Tar for coughs.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

dlv than We make the best bowel and liver tonic for
They take them like candy caares made
hebS
pleased have back That's fair isn't i? We sold six million
and soc SOC box months treatment for the bad liver and
something good he lies We them Get
what ouaSko n
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

Yes, Of course, you do, and you want
him to live and enjoy life, the good things
you can give him? Then help him live
right! When his skin gets yellow and
he looks bilious, his eyes red and watery,
his breath smells bad, go times out Of 100
his liver Is logy. Now, if you want man
to look WE'LL feel we'll and be well, keep
him in regular habits! Give him plain
wholesome food, and make him take Cas-
carets to stir up his liver. Big doses Of
colts and stro,ot medicines make him weak
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04
EN0RM Gus CROPS

North Dakota has just harvested a Won
derful crop Of wheat and fax. Reports
from the various railway points along the
800" Line show yields Of rs to 80 bushels
to the acre Of wheat, and from 10 to ~
bushels Of tiax per acre. Flax is now
bringing S1.25 per bushel Most Of the
crop was raised on newly broken land. SO
that the first crop pays for the farm and
all the labor, and leaves handsome profit.
There is still plenty of good free govern
ment land open for entry; also good OPEN
ings to go into business In the new towns
along the 800" Line. For descriptive cir
culars, maps and particulars, write to D..
w. Casseday, Land Agent, 800" Line.
Minneapolis, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-10-04

DROPS S sasE piss D1'sff eSd sSss
Book Of testimonials and 10 dnye' treatment
Free. Dr.. H. II. GREEN'S SONS, Box ID, ATLANTA, "a.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
The shouse.

The Sunday Globe is deluged with
communications on the District Aims
house. One Of three large sheets of paper,
written closely on both sides, detailing
the treatment of the female inmates, can
not be used, because printers will not set
up copy when the writing is on both
sides Of the letter paper; another is also
too long, and is fully covered by the
article of Mr.. Blanchard.
Where there is so much smoke there
must assuredly be some fire, and IL de.
pends altogether on the District Commits.
sioners to end the agitation and save The
Globe from being showed under by the
quantity of literature pouring in. An
investigation and examination of the COM
planning inmates, ex-officers, and others
interested in the institution will, no
doubt, allay the agitation and satisfy
public sentiment. If there are grievances
calling for redress, the Commissioners
owe it to the public, leaving out all sen.
timental questions OF humanity toward
the unfortunate, to Immediately and
promptly apply the proper remedies,
even though the District may be deprived
of the valuable services of Intendent
Stoutenberg
The matter is now up to the Commits.
sioners, and the public will calmly watch
and wait a reasonable time for the neces-
sary action on their part.
Let US have an investigation by all
means, and a vindication Of the Aims
house officials If they are being maligned
and misrepresented to the public. Moth
ing short Of a thorough shaking up OF the
institution will satisfy the sentiment daily
gathering volume against the manage
ment Of this District charity.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
The n. DIS plan.

The philosophical NJ D., who lately
prescribed summary eXtirpation Of a
multitude of needless nobodies, as a
ready and rational means for Kidding
society of It's surplus members, has not
met with all the encouragement that he
may have looked for.
The imbecie, the cripple, the hope
lessly impoverished and infrm took no
note of his plain proposal to hasten their
departure for parts unknown but easily
accessible.
Either the candidates for cheap and
effective obsequies did not take his sug-
gestion seriously, or they failed to appre.
ciate its applicability to themselves in
dividually,
And yet for such unfortunates, for
whom life is but an accursed martyrdom,
the summons to undergo scientific ex-
tinction might indeed be most welcome.
On the other hand, has not the learned
doctor provoked a question worthy of
debate?
If, in the judgment of and for the COM
mon interest of the strong minded and
lusty .lunged and finely developed majori.
ty, the pitiably stricken minority should
be legally removed, like so many defec-
tive cattle, why not apply the same
radical remedy to the more numerous
and really more dangerous class of moral
delinquents who infest society," Why
tolerate degenerate any more than an
idiotH Why allow an expert thief or a
brainy swinder to roam at will through
the realms Of finance, pillaging on
large scale and upon new and improved
methods, when a blind pauper can be
tossed into the sea of eternityH
Why let the panderer aud the de.
bauchee ply their trade untrammelled, if
the miserable and innocent victim of
ancestral vice may be put away perma.
nently because of an unwholesome per-
sonalityH
Is the leper more offensive than the
pimp2 Is the malformed beggar more
Objectionable to refined society than the
head hog of a giant trust who knavishly
'tips" an unsuspecting litter to seek sus-
tainance at a trough, which he has al
ready emptied into his own expansive in
terior2
Let press and pulpit discuss the doc
tors heroic treatment for incurable dis
eases of the body polite in all its bear
ings until a just estimate of its practical
value is obtained.
That many people need killing is un-
deniable. The question is who need it
most, and would it be advisable to start
in and "choke EN- off" before they have
put the finishing touches on the rest of
us2
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

important considerations. More than all,
money hidden at home accumulates no
interest, and its use as a circulating me.
dium and as benefit to business men is
lost. All of these evils are avoided in
the use of the savings bank. Savings are
not too easily accessible, and opportunity
for reflection helps the depositor to resist
the temptation TO draw out and spend at
the expense of future comfort. Better
still, the active use of all these savings in
the business world enables the bank to
pay interest on every deposit, while the
money thus deposited is contributing to
the material prosperity Of the country.
The depositor has thus become capi-
talist, and his little capital is helping to
provide work and wages for himself and
others. It is winning for him an addi-
tional share in the worlds production.
Formerly savings banks would receive
nothing less than one dollar, but the
postal savings banks of England started
the plan of taking a shillinga as the lowest
sum, and then added device of allowing
penny stamp to be affixed to prepared
slip of paper, and, when the slip had
twelve stamps, receiving it as a deposit
for the worth of the stamps. Thus the
savings of childhood were provided for
and the postal savings bank held out its
helping hand to the little people in the
schools. This feature was soon adopted
elsewhere in the postal savings banks in
Europe, and now it has been introduced
by the private savings institutions in our
own country. AS result of this penny
savings system, there were last year 1870
school savings banks in Great Britain.
Thus childhood is taught the art of saw
ing, which is quite as important as the
art of getting.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
What Postal Savings Banks Are.

"What are postal savings banks2" is a
question of special interest to people who
are discussing economical questions. A
clear explanation of the system will re-
move many of the objections raised
against them, and will make active friends
where they now find enemies. The place
where the small savings may be deposited
is the local post-ofiice the real bank is
the Government Treasury. The post.
offices are used as convenient places Of
deposit, being accessible to the people in
all parts OF the country, and the post
ceiving and paying back the peoples
money. The Government takes posses.
sion ard is responsible for the deposits
and for the interest on the sums deposited.
1t is as if the Government, with all its
power and wealth of resources, stood at
each post Office window in every village
and town throughout the entire country
offering to receive from each man, woman,
and child, however humble, his or her
little saving, and to keep 1t safe and re-
turn il safe whenever called for, increased
by certain amount of accrued interest.
Every depositor thus becomes creditor,
not OF the postmaster, but of the Govern
ment, and every one is as sure of getting
their money back as the Government is
sure to exist.
Ii is true that savings can be made and
put in old tea-pots and stocking.feet, but
it takes uncommon prudence and will
power 10 resist the temptation to en-.
croach upon the little sum for present
needs or Qualifications; then the risk OF
robbery and the consequent anxiety are
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
Our Advertisers.

The attention of Globe readers is call
ed to the Rowland Turkish Bath, Lafay-
ette Theater. Under the present man
agement this bath is a delight and
luxury which even the ancient Roman
Senator and patrician would acknowl-
edge as being the acme of bliss. Try
one.
For wall papers the Columbia Wall
Paper Co., 92l II street northwest, can
be heartily recommended. In variety
and reasonable prices they can not be
equaled 10y any dealer IN Washington.
DR.. Shade, the well.known Washing
ton physician and specialist has a large
and increasing patronage for his electric
treatment. The testimonials are numer-
GUS and from the best people Of the city
as to the efficacy of his electric treatment.
Those who patronize this eminent ply
sician make no mistake.
Go to Lacey's for ice cream If you want
the best and purest cream in Washington;
607 New York avenue.
DIR. Pelletier, 322 Missouri avenue
northwest, has a well-earned reputation
as a successful practitioner and specialist.
Patrons are assured Of successful treat
ment by the Doctor, who is highly rec
commended by scores of grateful patients.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
The Canal Treaty.

Why Secretary John Hay should be
the one conspicuous American citizen
determined to bring to a settlement,
agreeable TO England, the project Of the
Nicaragua canal, is diplomatic con-
numdrum, Of which himself and Lord
Pauncefote hold the solution. The
other 70, 900, ,OO0of Americans do not ap-
parently care whether England is
pleased, consents or objects to the en-
terprise. ThelAmerican people do care
and desire, however, that the work
shall be commenced and the necessary
legislation enacted by the incoming
Congress early in its next winters ses-
sion.
Every American school boy knows
that the so-called ClaytOn-Bulwer trea-
ty is not worth the parchment upon
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Heistand was impeached, and the de-
sign was imputed to him Of advancing
his fortunes by an auxiliary aid too in
famous to particularze further than to
state such as no officer would dream Of
utilizing.
The utter partisanship of the faction
lists in the Republican party Of the State
stopped at nothing. Men and women
alike were assailed, the virtue Of the
oneand the honor of the other were i'm
pugned, scofied at and jeered. Joe :"
Smith, it may be said, was the High
Priest of anathema on the Mckinley
side and big Eli West, steward of the
Ohio peniteutlary, the chief mud
singer of the Foraker Bushnell wing.
Don QuiXote himself, under such cir
cumstances, would hesitate to maintain
the great Romans axiom, Caesars
wife must he above suspicion" Cap.
tain Heistand was n shrewd and aspir-
ing officer, who correctly guaged the
envy of many of his own COM
rades and the Eli Vests among the
politicians, he pursued the even tenor
of his way and the devotion of himself
and wife fer Governor and Mrs. Nc
Kinley abated nothing, but took on
fuller measure of demonstratiyeness.
And, indeed, royalty, or rfter the
manner of Kings, has President Nc
Kinley rewarded him. The result is
"the brilliant record for promotion
with which our contemporary, the
Post, eulogistically, in recent issue,
characterized the military record of
Lieut.. Col. H. o. S. Hestand, recently
on detached duty in Paris and at pres.
ent on detached duty in China.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
Our Only Genius.

The one, solitary genius this country
has produced since its settlement by
white men has been its best abused and
theleast appreciated of its literary child
rem. Edgar Allen Poe is one Of the
immortals, who will never die so long
as the English language lives, and even
then his fame as poet and critic will be
preserved in the literature Of more than
one European country, notably
France, where his Incompatible pro.
ductio are justly regarded as classics.
Where Longfellow, Whitman, Bry-
ant ct. al, are known to hundreds Poe
is familiar to millions Of the human
race. Poe lived a century or two be.
fore his time, insofar as his native land
is concerned, but the advanced culture
of Europe hailed him as the greatest
living genius of his day, and his i'm
mortality was assured by the verdict of
the most polite and lettered nations of
the old world.
The shock, the outrage of coarse, half
educated biographers attempting to
analize his character and review the
immortal products of his inspired pen
have been spared the European reader,
as not a page or a line of such miserable
iaragon ever reaches the countries and
people whose men Of let ers know gen.
ius when they see it, and never read
the insipid or pretentious emanatiOns of
mere word painters and penny-a-liners,
who pose as critics, reviewers and lit
terati in illustrated magazines and
morroco-bound volumes ornamenting
the shelves of sappy headed patrons,
to whom they are dedicated for con-
sideration.
Not Shakespeare nor Milton, Homer
or Virgil are more transcendant-
ly original in their heaven born
genius than the American poet, Edgar
Allen Poe. His Raven" or BELLS"
would send his name down the CEN
tuTies to the remotest posterity if he
never produced line of the incompa
rable prose which is today the standard
of perfection in diction and beauty in
every seminary Of learning in France.
How grievous it is, therefore, to be
assailed every now and again by the
emanations of critics and biographers
of this genius whose stock in trade is
their inventive or exaggerated nara
tives of POe's individual habits, his dis
tressing domestic relations, his unhappy
and struggling existence, and his sad
and mournful end in public hospital.
And these writers OF sensation, fic-
ton, and dense ignorance Of our one
great genius are the accepted authority
in the land of POe's birth AS they
proceed in the sea of venturesOmness
and exploration we are regaled with
developments Of their wonderful re-
searches and amused where their de-
sign is to startle by the announcement
that Poe's "Raven" is a plagiarism on
some early African Hottentot or equa-
torial Ethiopian, who published it in
tree bark when this continent was--on
| ice
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.

Rates of advertising will be made
known at the Office or 10y The Sunday
Globes accredited agent. The Sunday
Globe is an exclusive local publication
and will be found a valuable medium to
reach the patronage of the Washington
public.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

The Board of Foreign Missions has
discovered a starving minister in a
Brooklyn Presbyterian Church and
the question up for discussion is Shall
the parson be fed out Of the funds OF
the association or must every penny go
to the evangalization of the Yellow
PERIL
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Col. w. j. Elliott, has launched a
paper in Washington City, called The
Sui day Globe. A copy is before us
and it is the nobbiest newspaper that
ever was read Colonel Elliott while
editing the Sunday Capital at Colum-
bus, fought a street duel and killed
rival newspaper man who had slander-
ed his family.-West Union CO..
Scion.
Opinions differ as to the prOpnety Of
women riding astride their horses,
which some presumptuous equestrinnes
have ventured upon doing. Tailors,
sailors, clubmen and clergymen have
all had their little say about the fashion,
but the party most interested in it has
not been heard from-we mean the
Horse.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Throughout the conntry Browning
has become the Bible Of the box Office
for treasurers to swear on when testify
ing to their receipts.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Washington is sadly in need of a
spacious and well located music hall.
Mr.. Andrew Carnegie could fill the void
if he would, but there is small reason
for hoping that he will. So it devolves
on our own capitalists and real estate
owners to supply the demand for an in
stitution such as is common in all Eu.
ropean cities and is priced feature of
many American towns that make no
pretense to being art centers or seats of
exceptional culture.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

At this season Of the year, some Of the
theatres are given to "runnin' empty
ing" as the farmers express 1t.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

The United States transport leaving
San Francisco on June Is, for the
PHILIPPINES will carry an outfit, presses,
ETC., for an extensive printing plant at
Manila. Commissioner Taft has Sc
lected as the head Of the Office Mr..
Isaac G. Hass, late foreman Of the In
terror Department branch OF the Gov
eminent Printing Office Of this city.
Prior to the late unpleasantness between
the States Mr.. Haas was a page in the
Senate and followed the fortunes OF
Stonewall Jackson in several engage
ments.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Acting upon the theory that history
repeats ITSELF" the directors of a Chicago
bank have ordained that all their em-
ployees shall be photographed, the por-
traits to be placed in an album in the
custody of the board.
To complete their possible Rogues
Gallery, these astute handlers of other
peoples money should include their own
sanctifed mugs in the collection. The
colossal thieving of the last few years
perhaps justifies the creed that no man
can be trusted until he proves himself
honest. - consequently the directors
ought to be pictorialy pilloried for
future reference along with their humble
hirelings.
By the way, the idea is boon to the
photographers. "No job no photo y
will be the watchword in all callings
henceforward.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-19

Philantropists, with other peoples
money to burn, are threatening to put
up temperance bars and moral 'Joints"
around about the New York Tender
loin, so that When Reuben Comes to
Town" in quest of his periodical stiff
bat he may be adroitly led astray by
the angels of this New Temptation.
Reuben, and members of the fast set
known as The Town Trotters, will
surely holler police" when charged
heavnly with and for soft drinks, while
being codded, caressed and duly enter
tanned by subrettes " garbed as Saliva
ton Army lassies
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-04-26
COURT PAPERS YESTERDAY.

Yesterday afternoon In the Circuit
Court, a number Of papers were filed.
N. S. Sachs Dry Goods CO., by its at
torneys, Andrews, Peters & Andrade,
has discontinued Its suit against J. o.
Spencer and garnishee ]. +. Morgan In
the Supreme Court.
Final accounts have been filed by ].
NJ. Camara, administrators of the estate
OF Querino Fernandez, deceased.
In the ejectment suit of II. NJ. Mist
VS.. Kapiolani Estate, motion has been
filed by the defendant to take the testi-
mony of II. NJ. Mist who is about to
leave the Territory.
In the estate of Eliza Luce, 7. r.
KeywOrth, executor, has filed his final
accounts with a petition for discharge.
Petition for the appointment Of Jas.
T.. Jaeger, trustee in place OF A. Jaeger,
deceased, for James b. Roberts has
been filed by J. A. Thompson his guar
dian.
Plaintiffs attorney, w, w, Thayer, In
the suit of the Honolulu Stock Yards
Co VS.. Samuel Parker, has filed motion
Tor Judgment in default