The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-07-10
EDITORIAL.

Il is cabled that the German Emperor
at the yachting tournament at Kiel &C
far unbent his exalted majesty as &c
lounge about In q flannel suit and smoke
brier pipe. He even came aboard 9
New York millionaires yacht and ate q
common dish Of vanilla ice cream with a
spoon. II probably froze his goozle-
string and made IL hurt in the top OF
his mouth just like common person,
when they are pretty near foundered on
frozen ice cream. He probably sweats
through his pores when he gets hot In
the collar and has as hard time getting
of his undershlrt after heartily perspir-
ing ~ Q common editor. II Ia said the
King OF England was recently travelling
through Germany and took regular
train, got off at a junction and loafed
around the platform just as CONNER
cial traveller would do 10 kill time at
Albany Junction or waiting for the Sill.
verton branch. The Emperor and King
Edward are probably not bad fellows II
little Of the royal glue was rubbed off
and little Of the imperial starch taken
out Of their makeup. II would timber
either one OF them up great deal to
take a post graduate degree In the Elks,
and be struck with dynamite baton on
the part OF the anatomy thatfollows you
after you have gone by.
A common garden hose Is such a
necessity about house and grounds /
these days that few editorial thoughts
may not come amiss. Hose is as ex-
pensive ~ II is useful, and an old hose
may be used for several years II IL is kept
In repair. II II is going TO lay up and
not bo used long time, drain all the
water out Of II and blow through II be-
fore coiling II up. II it has bad leak
cut II In two and buy an artificial splice
at the plummer's, that iastens with a
wire clip. These can be got for few
cents = piece and will make tho bad
places ~ good as new. Leaks in the
hose can be mended by wrapping tight
with a strip Of canvas from one to two
inches wide and then winding tight with |
cord. DO this repairing when the hose
is dry, and when II vets 1t will be tight |
Never turn the full pressure on an old
hose when the nozzle 10 set 10 spray.
These simple Iules will help save dollars
At any house where hose IL used and
that IL the only way 10 beat the trust,
Evanston, Illinois, has been disgraoed
by nobbing OF the Dowieites, = sect
whoue leader claims 10 be Elijah and
who says he Ia going TO heaven direct
on Winga Of flame. lie 10 trying TO found
another Catholic church, rule the world
with new zionite movement Of which
he 10 the Pope, and all that, 10 which
be is welcome, and also 10 try the wing
act a. soon As he likes. The city that
Il the home OF Northwestern University
and Of the Frances Willard aqua pura
movement and several other good things,
turned out a mob Of thousand and
stale eggs and rotten vegetables were
showored on the modern Elijah with as
much force a. fire and birthstone fell ON
sodom and Gomorrah Ia ancient times.
There Ia only one step iuther for tina in.
telligsnt people Of Evanston 10 take, and
that IL TO throw the Zionites In prison
aud have them all killed by electricity
or burned al the stake. That would
sprout their wings and make them
martyrs, aud immortAliae the holy city
on the lake As the most unamerioan city
In tho oountry. In Indiana they do
differently with the Mormon elders.
Those Who take them seriously invite
them 20 a church and hold a joint
debate with them. We have downsd
Spain and ought not rsssurreot the
InQaisition In our country.
Dear old Andy Carnegie, who has
given away about forty millions OF other
peoples money for libraries and uniyer'
stiles. has the dyspepsia and says he
would give all his millions 10 have
health. He says he IL ready 10 make
Ihe bargain DE-. Fauslus did with the
Devil whsn he gave him his old with
,rsd sOul Cor anew young body. The