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The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
Don't Neglect
Your Kidneys.
The Most Important Organs In the
Body-Symptoms of Disease
and Cure-Free Advice

The kidneys may get weak or diseased
from a thousand and one causes. from
overwork, worry. simple cold from lift
Ing or a strain, excess, high living. etc.
Many of our great men die from
Bright's Disease because so many over
work themselves. Other folks suffer from
Diabetes, Dropsy, Swelling of the Feet
and Ankles, Rheumatism, Bad Blood,
Gout, Gravel, Inflammation of the Blad-
der, Sleeplessness, Anaemia,. Nervousness,
Headache, Neuralgia. Urine looks badly,
with strong odor. frequent desire to pass
water, Dizziness.
All these diseases would go II the kid
neys would only do their work! II you
will take Stuarts Gin and Buehu they
will help your kidneys do their work and
Stuart's Gin and Buchu will destroy the
poison so that a permanent cure is made
after all else fails. All the symptoms
promptly disappear and you feel better
from the first dose.
Stuarts. Gin and Buchu give energy.
life and power to the kidneys They
cause the kidneys to purify the blood, to
make it redder and healthier and more
nourishing. Puts new life into your body,
new color into your blood. new ambition
into your mind, new use into your mus
prepaid, 81.
Thoroughly tested for twenty years.
Stuarts Gin and Buchu pleasant to take.
You can rely on this grand cure for weak
kidneys. Free medical advice given on
kidney troubles. Stuart Drug Co., "a
Wall street, Atlanta, Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

.hree times Week. Every Man who
was suspected of keeping Beer in his Gel
lal VI taxing Flask with him when he
n menf flshlng was entreated to get on the
water Wagon or it might be a matter of
ohiy lew Months until his Children
would De crying for Bread and his WIFE
Wouia nave to Sew for a Living and he
would be Dead to the World. lying Face
oo"h on the Cement Sidewalk.
In this Town there was an Attorney
known as The Major. He was REGARDED
with suspicion, as he was supposed to be
tilgh Church, although he never attended
services, His Nose had an iridescent Glim-
mer and he was a little Watery in the
nyes' The Major had been brought up
south of the Ohio River in a Household
which held that the Side-Board and the
Cradle were equally Indispensable. He
mad been taught that when the copper
distilled Essence of Joy is more than u
Years old, Intemperance may be consid-
cred Virtue. He held that a Scholar
and Gentleman never took Water after
wards. 1t was an Article of Faith with
MIN that the genuine Kentucky Article
did not have a Cross word in a Barrel of
it, but, on the contrary was a valuable
Medicinal Agent. having Curative Prop
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

business with the Rum Fiend. Accord
ing to his own Story he must have en-
loved a Thirst that was Pippin. He
touched up the Black Bottle every min
utes OF so. In the whole 10 Years of
continuous loot he never had been known
to Compromise on a Shit OF take Cigar
and put 1t in his Pocket to smoke After
q While. Nothing but the Red Eye would
do for Oscar when he started on Bend
er. He said that he sold Locket con-
tanning. his Mothers Picture in order to
get his Mornings Morning. Once he
broke open the Savings Bank belonging
10 his little Brother and took out 6S
Cents to blow for Alcohol. When his
darling Sister demonstrated with him, he
chased her with a Poker. He forged
his Fathers Name TO Check rather than
do without his Liquor. In fact, he had
been an. all-round Pup ana ne wanted
everybody to know'it.
After each Meeting the Ladies would
cluster around and offer Congratulations.
The ordinary Man who never had been
through the Tremens or assaulted his
Folks had to retire to the Background,
feeling small and unworthy. Any one
whose Lushing had been limited TO a few
schwaben Schutzenfests and Annual
Banquets dropped back into the Amateur
Glass and had nothing to say. The Men
who attended the Meetings and observed
the Popularity of the recent Drunkard
began to realize that they had made
serious Mistake In sticking to Sarsapa rilla.
The reclaimed Turk was invited some
where to Tea every Evening, and there
the Women would hang upon his Words
and simple Story of how he swatted his
Sister with the Poker.
The Meetings were a Grand Success. All
the People who did not Drink came to
the Front and signed the Pledge two or
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

me. Don't you know that when True
Gentleman is Corned ne goes Home and
gives Money to his Relatives?"
Il have always understood that Liquor
makes a Brute of Man. said the Lee
turer.
mot at all. 1t Is a Shortage of Liquor
the Morning After that causes one to be
Disagreeable. You should have studied up
on these Details before you started out
to be a Reformed Drunkard,., i don't be-
leve you have had any Experience what
ever"
IT tried to take a Drink many Years
ago but it made me ILL., said the Lectur-
err. Il discovered, however, that in or
der to be a Power for Good in Temper
ance Work had to tell about being on
prolonged Bats around the scent Dogger-
les. The Slums have an abiding Fascina-
ton for well-behaved People who never
go near them and. of course, there is no
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
TIME CHANGES EVEN WATCHES.
Search for an Old Fashioned Bulls
Eye Proves Futile.
From the New York Tribune.

rye HHOfeb u uttles
From the New York Tribune.
The almost total disappearance of the
old fashioned bull s-eye" silver watches
is source of wonderment to even some
watch dealers. 1t is practically impossi-
bic to pick up one now among them. A
Tribune reporter made the rounds of the
Bowery watch. pawn and junk shops last
week in quest of one of these oldtime
pieces, and did not find it, One Bowery
dealer said he knew where a single specI-
men was. but later admitted that the
owner either had sold or lost it, John
Johansou. veteran matchmaker, at Mas
sau and John streets, who can make a
watch by hand, in referring to the disap-
pearance of the "bulrs-eye" said:
IT'S only natural, ! suppose, that they
should disappear. None of them were
nrst-ciass tinIe-pieces. 1 mean that the
best of them would vary as much as a
minute a week. The cheaper machine
made watches keep better time and cost
less. The first of these old "bull s-eye"
carried the regulation Virdge movement
one hundred years ago the Vindge
watches were carried by all business men.
Later the English watchmakers made
'bull's-eye' with improvements on the
Virdge movement. haven't seen a
NafuSe lot Two or three years. AS mat
ter of fact those old-fashioned, key-wind-
ing silver watches are worth only what
the silver in the cases amounts to. The
metal represents about a dollar in value.
The works are worthless. Only one or
two small wheels are taken out by the
dealers. Sometimes they are useful in
repairing family heirlooms. What are
they worth? Why. nothing at all as time
pieces. The best way to get one Is to keep
on inquiring among the grandfathers and
great uncles until you run across one, and
then beg II or buy it. II is practically
worthless except as a relic"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
A SCHOLARLY winter.
From the New York Press.


waiter of rather striking appearance
was pointed out to me yesterday In
Broadway restaurant as one Of the Har-
ward or Yale students who served a sum
mer In Catskill hotel over dozen
years ago and made enough money to
complete his education. After graduation
he had a hard time finding something 10
do, and. finally becoming discouraged
with the prospects Of a living In the
higher walks. fell back upon his expe-
rlence as walter. Once at the beck and
call OF generous patrons and again in re-
ceipt Of tips large and small the life
grew upon him until he had no further
ambition than 10 carry tray and towel
They say he Is a ripe scholar, and has
done all sorts OF clever things In Latin
ana Greek. He speaks FIVE languages au-
entity ard eloquently. and writes French
and German with the same facility that
he does English. II Is not incumbent on
Us 20 believe all we hear about men OF
romantic careers but probably this Is an
Interesting chap. He Is q bachelor ana
has q snug sum OF money laid uD for tbs
rainy day.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
BY F. p. dunno.

gan. an ARE We a citizen in this coun-
thry? Well, Glory be to tn saints! says
Hannigan, If that amt Petite Casey, tn
tailors son. Well, how ARE we, an what
ARE We dom down here? he says. Il m
a customs INSPECTOR says tn boy. lis
A good Job says Hannigan. L thried RI
il wanst mesilf, but 1 jined tn wrong or
gan-iza tion,' he says. = Step out an have
a drink he says. I've bottle Nv irish
whisky in my thrunk thatd make ye
think ye was swallowin' pincushion.' he
says. 'Sh-h, says Petite Casey. Man
alive. ven be in tn lookup in another
minyit if We don't keep quiet. That fell
low behind We is a manufactures Nv Irish
whisky in Blocker sthreet, an he's hand
in glove with Mack he says. We'll,
anyhow says Hannigan, I want to give
We a blackthorn stick FIR ye-er
father he says. Lord bless
me soWlr says tn boy.
yen lose me me job yet. That fellow
with tn Fred hair is tn principal Rah-
way dealer in blackthorns. His name Is
Schmidt, an Mack sinds him down here
FIR to see that tn infant Industries ~
Railway don't git tn worst Nv 1t IT m IN
pauper labor iv Europe he says. with
that, tn chief inspector come up an says
he. Mister Hannigan, he says, ON ye'er
an American citizen, he says, have ye
annything in that box that we cudve PAID
more FIR in this counthry?' ON me wurrd
Nv honor says Hannigan, i believe ye'
savs tn chief. Swear him. Ye know TN
soiemnity w an oath. Ye do solemniy
swear be this an be that that we nave
not been lyin all this time ike IN knaV-
ian scoundhrel that We wud be II ye alo
he saws. I swear, says flanagan. Ihat
VAL suffice says tn chief. We look hke
an honest man, an IL we've perlureo
ve'erself. yen go to JAIL he says. fere
an American citizen an ye wuduent ne
: he saws. We believe We an MACK pc
Iieves. an tn sicrety Nv tn threeasury Oe-
lieyes We as much as they wud thifhsllses,
! ne savs Go down on III dock an De
| searched he says. -,
Aock nracticin' tn lock step, 30 he wud-
AMI seem green whin they put him m
] e. neriury. l won't tell We what ne see
| ON ~ dock. No / won't Hinnissy'
,Tlisn't anything ye ought 20 know. on
80 ,e're goin' into m dhry goods ousl-
80 Hannigan says they hadn't got
! tofs ,,av 10 m bottom ~ IN Trunks an
! .h.ro wasn't a woman firm m boat that
80 aare 10 look IL IN face. He tufrnea
-. vvitb a blush an see bis VIE an
| chlidher standln' behind m bars " nno' '
an ne started fr thin. 'iol on there.
81 .. ! policeman. Where are ye goin
20 80 TO see me wife. ye gom. say
45.r,-t,ap We can't see her an we looh
an MAI we've got IN al box says ID
ee.ner .Ye're domestic ioosiiee can "al'
onti we see about M other. sa9 y,
we're q prisoner, Gays hf' 'ii' W., W. 49,,
that ye ought 10 be- ne f9Ih -
Me-. Hannigan calls 81. IND -. ,
'Pah-pah.' she saya' Ai~ -
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
MR.. DOOLEY ON THE
NEW YORK CUSTOM HOUSE.


arrest? she says. AN We promised me
we woudden't dhrink,' she says. What
ar-re We charged with?' she says.
'Threason.' says he. 4 wint away firm
home he says. But that's no crime she
says. Yes, it is, says he. come back
he says.
with that another inspector come
along an he says: open that thrunk,'
he says. Cut tn rope, he says. Boys,
bring an ak an lave us see what this
smuggler has IN tn box he says. Whats
this? A blackthorn cane! Copdscate 1t.
bottle Nv whisky. Put IL aside f'r tvi-
dince A coatl Miscreent A pair iv pants!
Ys perjured ruffyanl Don't you know We
can get nearly as god pair Nv pants FIR
twice tn money In this counthry2 Three
collars? Hyenal A bar Nv soap. An this
man calls himself a pathrdot! Where did
vet get that thrunk? II looks foreign. I'll
take IL. Open ye'er mouth. I'll throuble
We FIR that back tooth. Me man. he says,
we have taken a long chanst,' he says,
but / won't be hard on ye Yen need
clothes he says. Here's me card he
says. I'm an inspector iv customs on tn
side but tn govenmint really hires me
TO riprisint Guldenheim an Eekstetn.
shirt makers. be appintmint to tn cabi-
net, an Higgins an Co., authors Nv tn
Non-Combustble Canton (O) Pant. A
good pant. II we want anything in our
line. call on our store. No throuble TO take
money
"Hannigan whit out an found Honorya
an tn childher had gone off FIR to get a
bondsman. Thin he TURNED an called
out to tn inspector: Look here. you!
What is it?' says tn man. Ye missed
something says Hannigan. I was la
tooed in Cork he says. Stop that man.
fty lad firm iU fQfOIare
an prisidint ~ tn society f'r tn Protec-
ton Nv American Art. If Such There Be.
step him; he's smugglin' ia foreign artF
he says. But Hannigan bate him 20 tn
sthreet car. An that was his welcome
home.
"'calI me Hsnnlganoffski, says he las
night I'm goin' to Rooshia,' he says.
Pr TO be slave " tn Carr says !.
Well says he, II I've got 70 be slave
ne says, ia rather be opprissed be tn
car thin be a dealer in shirt waists he
saws 'Th Gar amt so bad he says. He
don't care what ! wear underneath he
says.
'Oh, well, divvle mend Hannigan." said
Mr.. Hennessy. Its elittle sympathy j
have fr him galliyantin' or acrost IN
ocean an' spindln' money he armed at
nome. Anyhow. Hannigan an m likes
IN him - all republicans"
",rhat's why I can't make II outp raid
Mr.. Dooley. why DO they stick him upf
Maybe "a sicrety " IN threeaslry - go
ln, in 10 what Hogan calls NJ lingery
business an r. Reitn information on m
f.stions But ] wondber why they make
talm sWear 20 nfllaYiif."
"sTla wrong. faid Nr henneafy'
Were on hoaest people
"Ws are" SAID Mr. DpoleN We Arf,
bat We don't know ~ 90
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

"ffannigan's back" said Mr.. Dooley.
81 didn't know he'd liver been away
said Mr.. Hennessy.
"Oh, he has that" said Mr.. Dooley'
Hes been maxim what Hogan calls IN
gran tower. He's been to New YORK an
to Cork an he see his rilitives, an now
he's come home FIR 20 thry to get even'
He had a gran time, an some day I'll
get him in here an have him tell ye about
H."
Did he bring anything back?" asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
He started to-" said Mr.. Dooley BE
fore he left Queenstown, he laid in sup
ply iv tn stimuIant that's made tn irish
th' finest potes an rivolutionists an IN
poorest bookkeepers in tn wurruld, an d
oozen or two Nv blackthorn STICKS
frinds iv his on tn polls. He had most
iumulchuse v'yage. There was a man
played tn accorteen all tn was acrost.
Clad he was to see tn pleasant fields Nv
Moo Jarsey an tn sthreet clanin' depart
ments scows goin out 90 sea an IN la-ad
firm tn health boord comm aboord an
askiu' Everybody did they have tn small
pox an was they convicts. There was
Rooshian aboord that'd been run out ~
hooshia because he cud Tread an people
thought he was gettiR r-ready TO peg
something at tn Car, an Hannigan an
MIN got to be gr-reat frinds. AS they
thtud on tn deck, Hannigan banged him
On tn back an says he: Look he says
with tn tears r-runnin' down his cheeks.
ne was wanst in the legislature. LOOK
ne says. we poor down-throdden serf, ne
says. Behold, tn land iv freedom, ne
fanrf... n Z
other man. he says, 'on'y tn other man
don't know it, he says. That flag which
! can't see, but l know tits there ne
says, floats over no race Nv slaves, ne
says When j shtep off tn boat, ne
says, III put me box on me shouldher'
ne says an I'll be as free as amy man
awe he says, and II e'er a sowl speaks
me, IN give him a dhrink out Nv IN
oOt'e or a belt with tn blackthorn,' nc
oays an little I care which II Is, nc
Ny A smile fr those that love We
~ punch fr those that hate, as Tom
;T1i1ooIe tn pote says he says. Land "
0et'Y' he says. I salute ye,' he says
~a'n' his hat at soap facthry. Have
declared yetT says a man as his ei
Declared what? says Hannigan
4, Hings We have IN tn box says th'
u ] have not, says Hannigan. tn
lNNis ~ that crate Is sacred between
rs 90 mesilf.' he says. Well says IN
~ ye'd betther slide down tn com
81 '9n way or stairs 10 m basemint II
'p on tell what ye know he says
~, mindin bar'ls az IN plnitlnchT
his day week he says.
o. hannigan - an Irish Raypnbli
az locs what he's cold. 20 be- Win
t.,. lrs an there was a l0t ~ la-aai
u.s. .l.folnd o table, on says wan \
WHAT'S ye'er name. Tim Hanni
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
NbE ID EE X IN = XXI ~ 81 The Modern How the
IVA ~ ~ Ii AOAAOTS Damned the
Ns
cororighted, 1901, by Robert Howard
w Russell

,ocor1ghted, 1901, by Robert Howard
Russell.
Once there was Town that was hav-
,,s Total Abstinence Jamboree The
excitement over Temperance was becom-
.nr Incorporate. all on account of Re-
.iained Sot who was conducting a Series
:, Meetings at Central Hall. The Lee
,.rer claimed to have been Ossifed for
x Years at Stretch. He had a sodden
past that read like Session Of the Leg
,.Jature. He had been down in the Gut
,Ar and told about it every Evening. The
Front Rows were filled with horror
stricken Old Ladies' and sympathetic
voung Girls who shuddered when he told
now he used to hoist Strong Drink until
he would see green Anaconda and polka
dot Lizards peeking out from behind the
Morris Chair.
The former Soak took particular De-
Night in telling what Brute he had been
all during the Time that he was doing
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
From the New York Tribune.


MANY years ago." writes a New Hamp-
shire clergyman In the Boston Journal,
ut was the custom to store liquors in
church cellars in Boston. Not all OF them.
but many of them. AS late as 1850, and
probably later, the cellar OF the stone
church on Bowdoin Square was used by
the Trull distllery near by pitts street.
IL ! am right for the ripeEing In hogs
heads of New England rum. Some one
found in a hymn book in a pew and copied
In there the following verses:
There are spirits above and spirits be-
low;
The spirits of love and the spirits of
woe.
The spirits above are the spirits of love;
The spirits below are the woe.
The spirit above Is the spirit divine;
The spirit below are the spirits OF wine.
Il have myself frequently watched the
men putting hogshead OF rum into the
cellars or taking them out"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
GRATITUDE.

Dr. II. Nozley-Dear Sir; Since using
your Lemon Elixir l have never had an
other attack OF those fearful sick head
aches, and thank God that have at last
found a medicine that will cure those aw-
full spells. Mrs. Eta w. Jones,
Parkersburg. w. Va.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
MozLEY's LEMON ELIXIR.
Regulates the Liver, stomach, BOW
els and Kidneys.

For biliousness. constipation and ma
laria.
For indigestion, sick and nervous head
ache.
For sleepessness, nervousness, heart
failure and nervous prostration.
For fever. chills, debility and kidney
diseases take Lemon Elixir.
Ladies, ror natural and thorough organic
regulation. take Lemon Elixir.
5Oc and 81 bottles at druggists.
Prepared only by Dr. ii. Mozley. At
lanta, Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
MozLpY,s LEMoN ELIzrR.

I suffered with indigestion and dysen-
terry Tor two tong years. heard OF Lemon
Elixir: got IT.: taken seven bottles and am
now well man. Harry Adams,
No. 1874 First avenue, Birmingham, Ala.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
ELECTRIC PLANT RUN ny A BoY.
A i2-Year-oid Lad of ~. Louis who
Runs n slx-IBorse Power Dynamo.

Runs n six-Isorse Power Dynamo.
st. Louis. June 2s.-If there are younger
electricians. that IL. practical ones. than
the six boys who form the American
Eiectuo Power Company Of st. Louis. Mo.
tho scientific papers have overlooked re-
oordiDg them. OF course. boys all over
the country are as much Interested IN
electricity aa their elders. ond very I'M
fortunate indeed ls the yonnFater who
las not or has not had tOy electrical
eDinrstus - fOfno Atsanption, either
H10ter, dynamo " electflc oar ahat r1Ins
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30
MozLEY,s LEMON EI.IxIn

Cured my husband. who was afflicted for
years with large ulcers on his leg, ana
was cured after using two bottles. ana
cured a friend whom the doctors had CIV
en- up 40 die. who had suffered for years
with Indigestion and nervous prostratlon.
AIRS. Il. A. Beyllle,
Woodatock Ala.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

For nervous and sick headaches. indl-
Restion. billouaneFs and constipation (of
which / have been q great suffere) I
have never found d medicine that would
give such pleasant prompt ana perma-
neni relief as Dr. H. NOxley's Lemon
ELIXIR.
J. r. sawten. 0rifln Ga
publisher Morning Call.
IA.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

In the Oh Region-coi Texrange-
How far have they got down with that
VOL Of wamDacOtag
cot crOckdaye-i don't know how many
feet. but they've got down 10 the bottom
of mar teu toouEen9 t1e new ussq psut IA
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

Hundreds of kilograms OF coincidence,
addressed to Secretary of State Hay. are
still being received at the State Depart
ment, and bushels of letters. from all parts
of the world A large number of them
came from foreign offices in Europe, and
while official, are yet personal to MIR.
Hay IN his heavy bereavement, and so
their contents are not made public. Sew
eral messages OF sympathy came from
crowned heads, or rather from the hands
of the secretaries of those potentatcs;
and a great many from English friends.
made while Mr.. Hay was United States
ambassador to the Court OF st. James
The young man whose tragic death is so
deplored. was very popular In Washing
ton. Only twenty-four years old, bril-
liant career was well begun. Were he
living to-day, he would be assistant Sec
rotary TO the President, the appointment
having already been made; with a fair
chance for speedy promotion to the posi-
ton Of secretary, when Mr.. Cortelyou Is
elevated 20 the cabinet. Young Hay as
pired to prominence IN public life, and
he was following IN the footsteps of his
father, who started on his upward way
as assistant secretary to President Lin
coin. A great deal OF concern is ex-
pressed for Mrs. Hay during this heart
breaking ordeal. She is one of those
women who make no outward demonstra-
ton. and therefore take grief the harder.
She has looked like a ghost since the
recent death OF her mother, Mrs. Amasa
Stone; and now TO lay her eldest son, the
pride of her life, beside father and moth
er, sisters and brothers In the Cleveland
Cemetery, will nearly kill her. II is
more than whispered In Washington.
among ultimate friends of the Hay fam
ily. that the Secretary will presently re-
IL h. If F..4ftF h.
blow had a very serious effect upon his
health. but his ambition has gone with
tho beloved son, in whose ability no
trusted fhOroiRhly
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

one thing Is certain. viz. that bicycling
as a summer amusement has gone out
Of fashion as suddenly as II came in.
Nobody can account for the ups and
downs OF a fad, which RACES until liter
ally run into the ground" Walking
tours are again In vogue. and the wheels
are left IN lgnomnious retirement a party
OF Weii-know Washington society young
men Will spend their months vacation 10
a pedestrian trip through the West viz
glnia mountains The route which they
have outlined lies partly through the Elk
horn yaiiey-the scene Of terrible food
disaster only a few days ago. or course,
they take aloDg shooting and fishing ont
"a. ~ well a. antldOtes FOR mosquito and
rattlefnake bites. Cameras Will also be
On important part ~ fhe equipment A.
20 fhe Whereabouts ~ other people In
whom readers ~ the News ore Interested
speaker iiendefsOn. ne sifs and laugh-
tsr have just left Paris for i>onaon Next
month thsy viii 50 70 scotland ~ =
The Savannah morning news., 1901-06-30

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