Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-26

and 1aid they would have to give him
Z dose Of toulne OF ke-dupp. He smOle
3 ehastly smile, and took the dose. The
effect was instantaneous. He jumped
upon his feet and gave succession OF
screeches, like upto a thomas cat IN
mortal pain. He soon quieted down,
and in a short time he said he felt
hungy, and out of gratitude he resolved
on pointing a picture, Coming Down
the Run"
After supper we had variety per-
Torrance. Below will be found the
programme, which consists of songs,
dances, instrumental and vocal music:
PART /.
Can-Can la Paris. James Mathews
This was executed in Jim's peculiar
style. His movements and evolutions
We're splendid and very affecting.
Violin Solo-"Mary Had Little Lamb"
............... w. A. Salade
It would be impossible to describe
the effect this youth S playing produced
upon the vast multitude assembled.
Song and Chorus-"Humpty Dumpty'
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ..Sompdhy
This was very good until the kraut
eater, who had just awakened, joined
in the chorus. M
Speech-"The Boy Stood on the Burning
Deck ...-............--,-..r ishei
Never was such eloquence heard to
flow from the lips of a human being.
His heaving breast. flashing eyes, and
graceful gestures had a mighty erect
upon the multitude, as might be seen by
the emotion depicted upon every coun-
tenance 1t brought tears to many an
eye.
Sombrero Hornpipe .............L. A. Salade
The movements and evolutions Of this
young man were splendid. He looked
like Sylph in disguise. He was loudly
applauded, even the dog parked IN ap-
probation.
Song-''Gone Where the Woodbine Twin
eth .............-...,-.---.-t H. odldue
The manner in which this was sung,
would have done credit to profess
sional He will be engaged, next sea-
son, by Pa. Rep-P. Rosa, to travel
through Africa.
Trapeze Performance. .......-Jim Mathews
Comment on this performance is I'M
necessary.
PART II-OLIO OF ODDITIES.
Clog Dance-Pass au Farey Jim Mathews
Triangle Solo. with variations Herr Fisher
Song-"Roundy Downdy". w. A. Salade
Thus ended this celebrated perform
ance, which will long be remembered
by the inhabitants Of Deep Run and
mediate vicinity.
At eleven o'clock we went TO bed, but
there was no sleep for a certain youth
that night. He laid down before the
fire. getting UP occasionally to look the
lines. About o'clock he began to feel
sleepy, and had just got in doze, when
he was awakened by the sounds of a
violin. Looking up ne saw the kraut
Eater, who was setting on the mess
chest. He was playing that beautiful
air, and murmuring plaintive tone:
out in the cold world, out in the street,
Fatherless motherless, nothing to eat
About nine o'clock, " A. Salade gave
us an exhibition of skill in handling the
oars. His stroke is the long swinging
one which caused the yawl to fairly leap.
Jim Mathews was not satisfied with the
way Fisher cooked potatoes, he there
fore resolved to try his hand. He did
so. The potatoes he cooked were fail
ure. They were eaten, however, but the
effect was terrible. They threw Fisher
into commissions. He survived, how
ever, but he is not the same boy he was
before he partook of those potatoes.
They completely upset his constitution,
leaving him shattered wreck of hui
manity. He may be seen at any time
walking sadly up and down the beach
gazing vacantly out upon the water and
murmuring in plaintive tones, Potatoes,
potatoes. and inwardly cursing the au-
thor of his misfortune which is Mons.
Mathews the celebrated Partisan cook.
AT eleven O'Clock We struck our tent.
packed our baggage and to the tune of
the dead march, we sol'mny wendell
our way homeward. Thus ended the
first fishing excursion of the Night
Hawks