The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-05-12
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The veteran Joseph seuerson cola the
! Yale students the other day why he
/ doesn't have @ real dog in REP van
/ whsle. IT is because RfQ is 6 fairy
/ tale. he said and we don't want any
/ such realism as a dos IN IT. Besides De
even Be star hlmself-a sort ~ dog
star"
/ 10 Jefferson SAYS i am reminded CT q
story that is told as 10 the opinion OF
/ the leading lady as 10 whether Garrick
or Barry. was the best Romeo. She said.
/ They are different in their acting. In
the balcony scene Garrick Is 50 eager
and inpassioned that am always fear
/ ful lest he is about to jump Up to ire.
l In the same scene with Barry ] am fear
ful lest I shall jump down 70 him..
| One OF the most spontaneous or ETarts
! recorded bon n1ots occurred when he and
Lord Coleridge were one day standing
on the banks Of the Potomac. at Mount
Is it true. said Coleridss. that
/ Washington threw a silve- dollar across
/ the Potomac"
IT is quite possible" replied Mr.. Fv-
/ arts. thouEhrfully. FOR a dollar iu those
| days. my lord. went farther than It does
/ now. But. indeed. Washington did better
than that-he threw SOVEREIGN across
/ the Atlantict'
ELS
/ Stories OF Mark Twain's London ex-
\ pertcnces are leaking out. Some weeks
back he went 10 consult a well known
/ West End dentist noted for keeping HIS
patients waiting a long time and for IN
+ difference 10 the age Of the magazines
/ and papers left on his waiting room table
I 20 beglile their tedium. Mr. Clements
/ was kept waiting for a solid hour. and
--f D. a. - q
I given out. But he contented himself as
he entered the consulting-r00rn. with the
{ caustic remark. 4 see. by your papers.
that there IS prospects OF war with the
Transvsali"
sza
] A drunken Irishuia1 was once lodced
in cell Of a Scotch country police sta
7 ton, when he made n tremendous noise
, by kicking the cell door with his heavy
! h0b-nailed boots.
The constable. who had charge Of the
. police station. going 10 the cell door.
/ opened 81 a little. and said;
Man. ye MIGHT pit an yer butts. and
I I'll gle them q bit rub 50 that yen be
! respectable the morn"
The prisoner. battered at the request.
( at once complied. and saw his mistake
/ only when the constable shut the door
| upon him saving coolly;
We can kick ava moo, my man. as
{ lang as ye like
ZEE
A young clergyman. Just arrived az The
locality Of his first call, met at the rail-
way station q bOyh0od acquaintance
whom he had not met since they were
piaymates together In a remote town.
! After a handshake and mutual express
J sions OF pleasure at the unexpected
meeting, the newly found friend ex-
I claimed:
'But. say What on earth are you DO
ing in this part Of the world?''
Me-" enthusiastically replied the &C.
ciesiast, i have come mere 20 save
souls"
You have. eh2' was the response.
/ We'll let me tell you I've been long
/ enough IN this town 70 know that you
( have struck a sinecure"
z < Ys
The late John J. Baeiey, during his
/ second successful campaign on the Re
publican ticket for Governor OF Michigan
{ spoke one evening ~ Kalamazoo and at
the beginning Of his remarks he aTlud-
/ ed frankly 20 his lack OF oratorical gifts.
Z After he had finished. a man pushed
! forward grasped his hand warmly. and
said. Governor. have been a lifelong
/ Democrat. but at the coming election.
I shall vote for you"
Thank you" replied the governor
I lar reason for your change Because
you are the first speaker on either side
( in this campaign tell the truth You
said when YOU begun that you couldn
make much OF a speech. and by Jinks.
you can't
BE sg
A north-country miner, aged g visited
I a lawyer 20 make his viii The old mans
/ property consisted Of two small cottages,
which had cost him ESQ The lawyer
I asked him how ne wished 20 dispose OF
/ IT,
Ma auid woman IS 20 hev Il al 90 long
as she's ma widow. after that BARNS 10
I hev al" replied the client
what age IS your wife7" asked the
lawyer.
"seventy-two.' was the reply.
I How long have you been marrfed7"
lover fifty years"
/ The lawyer suggested that under tho
/ circumstances he should let his wifc
| have the little property during her lie
/ whether she remained a widow or not
ga zvfnnot IA winnot." exclaimed the
old man: "AaIi hev ma EN- way"
''But surely you don't expect an old
woman now over seventy would ever
dream CT marrying again
The miner looked the lawyer fuu n
the face. and answered very solcmnly;
Wen. sonny. thors na knowing what
young chaps Ike yerser viii dae f0r
si,ler."
ZEE
u was At the Normal school that fhis
happened. and the cieFs laughed y was
q laugh on the teacher too hut be didn't
get angry. ALTHOUGH 20 dif break into ire
I serious contemplation ~ serious studies
with which he was tr5ing 70 interest the
students. II WIS i7 The Study ~ rhrei-
0iogy. and they were discussing whaf
A.
certain words were spoken or writer
whether the mind thought ~ ore cer-
tain object designated bv the word ~
the whole general class designated hy
that word. To experiment on fh!e mental
phenomena. FRI order % bring ~ morr
clearly 20 the attention n the students
TIRE professor said he would write q word
on the board and then Der orc D.; fheru
tel instantly what fnrfeeefon was made
upou her mind lie called upon one ~ the
pupils % De- ready 20 think quickly ard
tell exactly what her frsf thought was
after she rsw tie word which 70 uas
about 70 write. he stood rl1sr o. ffe
board - that tire word wss hiffer hv
his shoulders untl he turned ffe wrote
the word "rig snd al ~ che ciarr saw
it except the giri who was standing
ready n make reply. Hhrr hs fTrne9
~ didn't ~ ouf = hs- way ard che
coridn't ses TIRE word u reply 81 bis
.sSow. what an 700 seer she rsriiea
nzivefy. ~ gee v
8EE
The ga FRIDGE vas orc ~ the ki-fiiegf
~ rrer* said an attorney - fflr rftv
spaakirg ~ q dieff- T7l'shef member -
TIRE local bar wh0 Fl rou fars t1rz rl-
temper vas a. warru az hts hearf ara
when u1crertarfiT eresrs-1fel he rad Z
tonEae Ike a razrr Wfen 7 was rfs8--
ing Law i1 ris Office BE Rad p er-sI--