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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-31

presented to the president recently one
of the OLDEST living PIX members Of the
lower house Of congrt'sT. This Nv Judge
Andrew J. Hartxp Of Missouri. who
wars a. member tffty-two years ago.
Judge Harlan ls NOW ninety wo' years
cid and ~ in. splendid health He was
friend Of Ffenry ebay and alt ths
er~at minzls Of the eo4gressionai days
Of many ,eaa'S sgM
CsAKr. ScuoFrULA
Kew IL Happ~nea.
Pat~so Kelly iSdeud?
Milse-YiS> He hadn't an inimy in
t1le wur-ruld.
Pat-Phut did he dol or
Mika-He WIS Killed in a foighf.-
Puck,
It-k Her Nate
''Oh. those won't do at ail!'' she sRid
when che guide brought cut the snow
shoes lin SUITE can wear size
sma ller- VI 'hi4';A.o N.Ast.
Ncry Rae rlny.
. Upon tiiis tAtu al a,r..d
Il Who in sush til asRs~ post ed
!! Thai pav r. uatt. OH. FAR. indeed.
7 Which never has s.es'n roasted!
, -EAhiIAdeapAla North AmericeA
Cot . Good Start.
H~I WAS otlsp one Of the Judges at
a baby show
She-Heavens. How did you es-
cape!
He-We banded in a sealed VERDICT
Puck.
K~aA's Ancient Navy.
eff Noah lived today. he'd feel pretty
cheap"
"Why?"
"Becauss. the ark wasn't submarine
craft" -<'leveland Plain Dealer.
True Goodness.
IT'S not the man who's truly good
!. Whose maxims loud and oft are heard,
= But he who splits the furnace wood
=, And never says hasty word
F.: Chicago Record Herald
Cs0se and Effect.
HE merely looked at me with a va
cant stare when we met"
Yes; he has rooms to let in the up
per story. "-Philadelphia North Amert.
can.
Thick and Thin.
''1fiss Forkipack's portly. would not be that,"
Said envious Gladys Van Pelt.
''But even hes bank accounts vulgarly tat;
WhAsa mine il too saylishy svelte."
philadelphia PresA
CasRectts& MIsappreh e sion.
Ned-N1iss Stuyvesant told my sister
that you asked her to marry you twice.
Tom-No. didn't. asked her twice
to- marry nee oflce.-Somerville Journal.
An Educational Peril
u Miss Minerva learned to play
Footbail. midst other studious eases
These bargain rushes. shopmen say,
Would soos be serious affairs.
-Waahinotou S4sr.
.aisnatsnei il a every box ofytte genuine
1xatlve hom0- Quiniie Tablets
remedy tAa& cures . eol1 In e0e day.
Evening star., 1901-03-02

legally authorized to regularly furnish these
lhcidentals TO the Vice President he will
probably have no difficulty in obtaining nv
courtesy of the officials. whatever products
sonal use. ~
Vacation Two-Thirds of the Year.
About two-thirds of the next four years
VIII be vacation, pure and simple. for
Roosevelt. so far as his official duties are
concerned. In other words, he will be
required to devote only about sixteen
months Of his entire term to official
wcrk-not counting Saturdays and two
weeks of Christmas vacation. Even then
he need sit in the Senate but about
Two hours each day when 1t is in ses-
Sion During the morning hour''-rrom
noon until pm, while bills are being in
troduced, reports are being read petitions
and memorials are being presented. he Will
personally preside. But after o'clock he
may hand his gavel to some senator de-
scend to the Senate restaurant, eat sump-
tuous luncheon and later retire to his lux
urious sanctum to puff fragrant Havana
and chat with whoever of his callers he may
wish to see. His presence In the Senate win
Evening star., 1901-03-02

within the porte cochere formed by the
eastern portico, he will enter the front
basement door. take the elevator to the
main floor and proceed to his official Sanc-
tum-the Vice Presidents room. This is
the most luxuriously appointed office to be
seen in Washington. 1t IS approached only
from the Senate lobby.
Visitors admitted 10 the new Vice Presi-
dents presence will enter his sanctum by
the first door met on the right of the lobby
They VIII find the second gentleman of the
land seated in the center of the room at a
huge mahogany 1at-top desk. His feet
will rest upon a gorgeous royal Sennah
rug, which cost S2i2, and the light from the
two large windows at his back Will fall
over his shoulders through two pairs OF
Brussels point lace curtains for which the
Senate a few years ago paid 800 Looking
up from his papers his eye will fall upon
a six-hundred-dollar granfather's clock in
a mahogany case, just to the left of the
ne-hundred-and-seven silk-velvet
portiere covering his doorway. Turning to
his left the new President of the Senate
Will survey ne-hundred-and-thirty- dollar
mahogany sofa Immediately beneath a
large portrait of Washington. From either
side OF this portrait the marble features
Evening star., 1901-03-02

not be again required until adjournment
time. If he wishes to take few days OF
extra holiday he delegate his powers
10 the president pro tempore
Thus you will see that the hero of San
Juan Hill will have abundant time for hunt
Ing big game and for devotion to private
literary work. He will be a valuable addi-
ton to the literary colony which has sprung
up here among high officials, under the
leadership Of Senator Lodge and Secretary
Hay. He will probably receive more orders
from publishers than he can possibly fill. A
man in high official life with any literary tai
ent can ordinarily double his salary in this
way. Tom Reed might have derived a hand
some income from his pen, but he would
not exert himself in literary channels to a
great extent.
Social Position.
The Roosevelts will have social rank
second to no official household except the
Presidents. 1t was Mr. Mckinley who
raised the vice presidency to this exalted
social altitude. Previous Presidents had
allowed it to be overridden by diplomats,
justices and even by cabinet members.
MIR. and Mrs. Roosevelt will be over
whelmed with invitations. The wives of
the last two Vice Presidents haye had to
pay social secretaries to answer this mail.
Mrs Roosevelt will stand al Mrs. Nc
kinley's right hand at all White House re-
ceptiOnS of the coming administration.
Each such function will demand new and
elaborate gown. Furthermore, the second
lady of the land must hold her own after
neon receptions weekly and keep open
house for official guests practically every
day during the society season.
Theodore Roosevelt now only forty-two,
will rank next in age to the youngest Vice
President of the United States ever inau-
gurated. John C. Rreckinridge-only thir
ty-six when sworn in-holds the record
Roosevelts induction into office will fall
to the very hour upon the centennial ami
versary of the first vice presidential inau-
guration held at the Capitol. But let us
hope that history will not repeat itself In
cycles. Aaron Burr, inaugurated in the
old Senate March 4, 1901, was at odds
with President jefferson the greater part
OF their joint terms, and it was through
Jefferson's influence that Burr was tried for
treason.
JOHN ELFRETH WATKINS. Jr.
Evening star., 1901-03-02
The Historic Dollar.

From the Detroit Journal.
They were holding a church fair In the
colonial novel. OF course, Gen. Washington
was there.
The girls. with the exception of Polly,
our heroine. were for taking all the gem
erals money away from him.
Polly demurred. For, oh, in those DAYS
all nice girls knew how to demur
Leave him dollar" said Polly, archly
"He will need it to throw across the Po-
tomacr'
When Washington heard of this he kissed
Polly cordially and commended her accu-
rate knowledge Of history.
Evening star., 1901-03-02

These labor laws are by no means dead
letters. Employers are fined when
ever thsy trausgress them. ! have lust
Evening star., 1901-03-02
HIS HOME AND WORK
What the Future Has in Store for
Mr.. Roosevelt.
HANDSOME ROOM AT THE CAPITOL
Duties in the Senate viii Not Be
Very Exacting.
HIGH SOCIAL POSITION

Written for The Evening Star
Theodore Roosevelts vice presidential
salary of 5000 a year will fall far short of
paying his actual expenses during the next
four years The house at 18th street and
Rhode Island avenue which he has just
leased furnished from Bellamy Storer, min
lister to Spain, will cost him $4,000 annu-
ally. In other words the new Vice Presi-
dent will spend all but 81 900 of each year
ly stipend for mere housing comforts. This
meager balance the grocer alone will dis
pose of before single season spent in
Washington has gone into history Finan-
cially speaking. he has taken a great tum-
bic within the past few months. As gov
ernor of New York he received $4,000 a
year and had free use of the beautifully
appointed executive mansion at Albany.
Taking all things into consideration, the
gOvernorship netted him 5000 more year
than will the second office of the land.
Mr.. Roosevelt's leasing of the Storer
house indicates that he intends to shine as
a social star. The rental asked for it would
Indicate that the StOrer mansion is one of
the show houses of Washington But as
seer from the exterior it is unpretentious.
II is of buff brick. has three stories and
be asement and contains about twenty rooms
1t is of modern renaissance architecture.
with classic holdings. which lend a CO.
lonial effect. Although cut up into many
small rooms, ii IS artistiCally decorated in
side. The entrance, on the basement floor,
is reached through vault-like vestibule
with grated doors. The drawing room
above is luxuriously furnished and contains
many souvenirs Of Mr.. StOrer's travels.
The most notable apartment. however. is
a capacious dining room. added since Mr..
6torer came here ten years ago to take his
seat in Congress. High officials gathered
about its broad mahogany board will be
surrounded by rare specimens of pottery
and porcelain. In one corner a valuable
bronze image of Buddha now keeps silent
vigil. The room is made radiant in the
daytime by large window of yellow glass
overlooking nth street.
Luxurious Snnctum at Capitol.
To the Storer mansion library Mr.. RoOse-
welt will move his valuable books. Here
during each morning while Congress is
sitting he Will be engrossed with his pri-
vate secretary and the early mail. Leav-
ing for the Capitol at I1:15 he will enter
his private carriage-UncIe Sam will fur
nish him no equpage-and drive to the
Senate wing OF the Capitol. Alighting
Evening star., 1901-03-02
He Goes to Church.

From the Philadelphia Press
Robb-"W'at dyer t'ink o. Sammy Slick?
He's a church worker now
Steele-"Git OUT.
Robb,"Sure. His lay is swipln' poor
Evening star., 1901-03-02

The Count-"Dear me, baron, your face,
Dueling again at your age and so recently
American wife. She makes me eat with =
Evening star., 1901-03-02

They say my cousin is wonderful doc.
tor"
You bet he is! I swallowed a nickel the
other day and he made me cough up fivH
dniiaTs."-TopekA CAPITAL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Less Daneer IA Dssssat from ne
Clouds Than supposed.

HaNNN A+NNA"
Clouds Than Supposed
TT may look ike guesswork.' said
the retired aeronaut when a man cuts
loose his parachute and heads for the
earth. but il be is up IN the business
he can pick up his own lighting place.
A parachute Is not eaiireiy at The
mercy Of the air currents. but can ba
guided easily By the time the rider
and his bag get within 100 feet 81 the
earth they are going rather SOW BAR
ring any wind ahoat As most ascan-
sions are made in cities o. suburbs
little guiding has . be done I yol
are coming down Ia the business sec
ton man must tFy 10 pick out some
tail block 0r iat-rooied structure. and
De must watch ont for the electric
wires. II in the residence section De
must avoid trees and ponds How
does De do itg Oh its simple Just
lean your weight against the side %
the trapeze rope and push. This win
give a decided swing 20 the chute and
i wiz move along through the air as
though propelled By pair Of oars. IT
might seem that If there was one husi-
ness that would compel b man 70 keep
clear head il Is riding the bag. but
just as you hear 81 Oh weli shooters
tossing nitroglycerine around 81 quar-
rymen smoking near a Pile of powder
kegs. 50 parachute jumping deadens
the sense Of fear and men viii Be
found every now and then who ea up
with a comfortable jag under their
belt It doesn often happen. because
the man is certain to get a. good scare
or a ride Ia a hearse The feeling ot
heipiessness that comes over a fellow
shooting up at a terrific rate from the
earth the seeming uncertainty Of bis
grasp. although in fact DE is holding
on like grim death. combine 10 give
dizziness that IS bad for the chap.
Accidents that are accidents pure and
simple are very few Once d a while
che big balloon after It has turned over
and let loose rs load 81 air
may take u into Its head 20 chase
the man ana drop on him. It takes
Q little quick maneuverinr TO get o1t of
the way, but as a usual thing after the
bag Is released it leaps rapidly 40 and
slowly turns over 70 one side II Che
cutoff rope does not work and the
chute clinss 20 the bag. which some
times happens the man Is down ior
good long ride IN a chilly atmosphere.
I have gone away above the clouds
more than once because of a failure Of
the valve 20 work. but the lower tem-
perature soon oools or the hot air. the
hag remains stationary for a while and
then begins a slow drop It is rather
dangerous but the approach % earth
prevents too rapid cooling AID rsr-
mits a slow descent A man needs only
10 Keep his head and ne will come
out an right New York sun.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Where Is the enterprising man with
enough capital 20 stock and start
nev variety treating room. combining
the wet and dry goods business and
enabling us to treat and De treated
both solidly aud iiquidiy. Offering us
The opportunity TO meet and treat and
enjoy the social hah hour without be-
ins obliged 70 drink when we are not
thirsty Or smoke when we are not
smokily Inclined. and yet enabling us
70 show the genial heart and the open
band hy decorating our frieads with
flowers embeliishins them with scarfs
Or complimenting them with canes and
umhreilaas he can an a lonE felt
want New York Evening Post
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15


When telcgraphy was first invented
q was easy 90 learn 1t. Tor the rccelv-
ing instrument printed iho dots aud
dashes on a paper tape so they could
be easily read Gradually the opera
tors became 80 sklliul that they
ceased 70 bother wth the tape and
wrote the messages from the clicks OF
the saunders Since then 1t has been
harder % learn the business. and now
adays a novice must practice a long
time before the ticking Of a souuder IS
instantly understood By him. To sim-
pliiy the study Of teleEraphy. a ma
chine called the omniFraph has JUST
been Invented Il consists on a small
Dashboard on which Is mounted en- or
dinary telegraph key and soundcr have
ing between them disk with e toothed
edge When the disk Is revoiYsd by
small crank. a spring pressing against
the teeth Is vibrated So that Is each
tooth passes. an electric circuit g made
and broken and the soundcr gives
click. The teeth are So arranged that
they spell IN the Morse code. the sen-
tence John quickly extemDorired fiya
tow bags" which contains an the lct-
ters of the alphabet The sndelt BE-
gins BY rotating the disk slowly and
listening 20 this queer sentence A. 81 Is
iicked on As ne becomes akillful IA
receiving the disk IS rotated iastcr
Ones first impression q that the stu
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

We cannot kotp the wrinkles away
from our own faces save by sweetness
and serenity but otAers can help 20
Do &c for us Here Is what a writer in
Temple Bar says o. woman Who has
grown premafureiy old. Her life
arouses my pity. watch the lines Ia
'ner face They are deepening rapidly
The two near the mouth I cali "hroth-
er lines the spendthrift selfish broth
er The wavy lines drawn perpendicu-
larry across her forehead are queru-
lous sisters. and an that fixed network
about the eyes Is reading with a bad
light to somebody These telltaia
wrinkles could have been prevented II
everybody had been as eager in weli-
doing. as unselfsh and loving as the
woman who wears them. YOUTH s
Companion
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Parts of Australia are becoming live
ly rivals to Canada and the Unltel
States IN the European apple trade
Tasmania. especially. has been found
a frst-cl1ss app'e-raising country.
There are S31s acres in apple orchards
there and the product IN 1899 wsz sss. .
eis bushels
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

The Secret Service has unfarihed an-
1ther band e courierfeitels anl secured
large quantity Of bogus bills. which are
90 cleVerly executed thai the aFerase per-
sen would never suspect them nf being
spurious. Things 81 great value are ai-
Hays selected flr initiation notably Has
tettef S 1tlma1h bltIers. which has many
mltators l1l no equals lof disorders Iiko
Indigestion dyspepsia constipation. nerve
business and general debility. AlHays 80
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Lucas COUNTY
Prank CnaufF makes oath that De- is The
senior partner ui fle hfm % y g cheney Ca..
doing nlsluess ia she lityal Toledo County
and state Aforesaid and flnI said lfU E|li pay
tne sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS l1r
each and every case 0f taiafrh that caunat be-
cured ll lLe use oi Han sfafarTh cure
FRANK j rHENuY
Sworn % before me and subscribed in NY
prescace this otl day q Decemhtr a D. 1881
lsEAL ~ y" 49, ,s'.hr.
Halls C1tlrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly 90 zoe blood ana mucous surfaces
OF the system. send fal testimonials free
y j. CHENEY 8 co. Toledo. %
Sold tV Druggists. 15e.
Han Family Pulls ere the hest
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Tie linsman who wins promotion is
a post graduate
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Is located 10 she beautiful val-
ley Of the - ashiia river, sur
rounded with the richest q
farming lands from which the
following crops are raised;
Wheat. oats rye. corn. pota-
toes, cotton aud vegetables u
all kinds Il IS also fast be-
coming a ffuit raisers para
disc Peacf Is. fisms. grapes,
apricots and berries Of all
kinds are raised 10 abundance.
Capital Is smiling on this
wonderful little city. thou
sands Of dollars being invest
ed in the wholesale jobbing
and Manufacturing business
There are no towns 10 the
Indian Territory that occupy
such S prominent position aa
this place. II IS situated on
the Rock Island railroad and
is the end Of q division, crews
changing here Tie pay f~u
Of employees at this division e
sufficient % support q small
town The TOW d Is situated
on q beautiful site. and on the
eummitunc can look for miles
around at the beautiful coun-
try. The population Of tho
town is about 6.0o0 and is rap
idly increasing The road run-
ming d Mangum starts from
lh ckaaha, and close counec-
tions can be made with the
main liue 81 the Rock Island
for all points north or south
on the return trip
The following are some Of
the most important industries
now located here aud doing a
heavy business; Three large
wholesale grocery houses. cap
ital 100000. three jobbing
houses; two brick yards; q
tuenty-ton capacity ice plant
two cigar factories three
banks - the First National,
Citizen = National. and the
Bank u Chickasha- All solid
financial institutions Chick
asha Milling Co., 500 bafrel-
capacity. capital $4,000 00i
Chickasha Cotton Seed on Co.,
e0-ton capacity. capital sso,-
600 90. one iron foundry one
hottiing worlls; seven lumber
yards; United States court-
house and a drst-class steam
laundry.
IL being q regular incorpor-
ated city Of the second class,
its affairs are looked after BY
the Mayor and City Council.
The laws are enforced BY
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

Tie early bird doesn't wait for the
late bird
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

It's the even tempered doctor who
never loses patience.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

The book agent is often a man with
a history
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-15

HamHn's Wizard OH Co., Chicago.
sends song hook and testimonials for
stamp. Gel Wizard Oh from your
druggist.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

The New York State Household Eco
nomic association proposes 10 discover
how many steps a housewife takes in
a day.
1t is estimated TINT 1000 steps make
a mile. and the proposition is TO com
pute how many miles arc covered a
day by the housewife in the prepare
tlon OF her meals and washing OF
dishes. Considering 1000 meals as the
average for the year. the mileage In
volved promises TO be something stu
pendous.
Members OF the association have by
no mems undertaken this labor as n
mere course OF mental gymnastics. The
purpose In view is TO discover how
often two steps might serve instead OF
three aud TO use the statistics us a
basis OF reform.
\ prize should be offered for the best
method Of reducing the number of
these necessary steps on the part of
husy and oycrworkcd housewives. Re-
vcrsing the old saw the man or woman
who makes two steps do where three or
four have heretofore been required de
serves patent, pension and a monu-
ment OF niche In the Hall Of Fame
Dirtctic AMI Hygicuic Gazette.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

NO man or woman under 80 should
be bald, for up to that time the roots
are good. and where there are roots
there can also be hair said special
list in the care OF the hair.
Hats make mems hair come out
They wcnr their hats 50 heavy. The
scalp gets dry, then the circulation Is
gone and the hair falls ont.
ITO relieve badness the blood must
be brought TO the scalp. This is dOae
by opening the pores by applying hot
towels ut an even temperature until
the head is rs red Us n tomato. Then
the head should be massaged with the
following preparation:
"Eest olive oil, three ounces; almond
oil. one ounce; glycerin, one-half ounce;
rOsCwater. one ounce.
Massage thoroughly with this and
thea wash the head with n good sham
poo aud warm water, but no soap.
Then close the pores by applying cool
towels to the head.
This treatment, II carefully and con-
scientiousIy followed, will make hair
grow ON the most obstinate heads II
the person is not over 30 years old"
But only men are bald, madam.
Women nre never bald, are they?"
"Womcn? seldom entirely bald, but
their hair comes out in spots. This
treatment will relieve even spotted
badness.
Men cut their hair too often. Cut
ting hair robs ii OF its strength and
causes 1t TO fall ont"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
coIlere Wom.n,. c1uhhonae.

The movement started In New York
last spring by members OF the Women's
College AlumnR associations TO estab-
llsh a club and secure n clubhouse for
college women is assured OF great sue
cess by the large number Of npplica-
lions FOR membership. Already there
are 30 names on the list. The object
OF this new club is 10 become social
and literary center for college women
In New York aud to offer home TO
the various alumnG associations. The
new clubhouse is TO he located between
Twcnty-tlilrd and Forty-sccond streets
aud is to contain assembly rooms. res
taurant, library and bedrooms FOR per-
manent and transient rental.