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Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
UMBRELLA DEDUCTIONS.
Human Characteristics Shown in the
 Ways of Carrying Them.

The man who sat nearest the win dow said ie didn't mind the wet weather. Tt gives me q chance to see how people carry their umbrellas he said. "I have such firm faith in my deductions that l wouldn't be afraid to choose a wife with them for gnide.''
 The woman on his left smiled.
 I'm glad I'm not out there in the street" she said. You'd be picking out 8n the kinks ir rv disposition along with the rest of them.'
 ''On." said the man. ''1 sized you up long time ago. You carry an umbrella. when :ts furled. just like that woman across the street. You grab it in the middle and 80 forging ahead with the ends of the handle digging into the unfortunate pedestrians who go before and follow after
 And what does that signify" asked the woman on the left.
 ''AleItne activity. selfishness and Reconsideration"
 "'Um-m," said the woman.
 But just look at the third woman in the procession" said the man. II pity the men folks about her house. I'll warrant they have to get their own breakfast about six mornings out of the seven. I never saw yet woman who dragged her umbrella along so that you could track her by the trail of the tip. who wasn't di.atory and shiftless. She never sews on button or darns or mends. and her breakfast dishes are seldom washed before ? o'clock.
 That other woman who is bustIinS along holding Co the top of the um- brella handle like grim death and pointing the top down ard forward in q kind of south-by-southweste di- rection is altogether different. She would set the world on fire if 1t wasn't waterlogged. I am not sure that Td want to be married to her either. She'll be too energetic. She'd push everything before her, and when she | took a notion to clean things up mere man would have nowhere to lay his head. What shs is good for is serving on committees.
 That woman in the gray skirt is a to agree with everybody and follows wherever led. Women who carry their umbrellas with the point backward and downward are always unassertive. But just look at that girl who spins along. swinging her umbrella in cir cle as if it were magic wand I like her. She's jolly and good natured and gets more pleasure out or lie than ten ordinary people. There's a woman carrying her umbrella swung across her shoulder like shot gun. She's q true soldier of fortune and was never known to say die. I can't think of anything that would feaze her" The man paused.
 And what would you say" asked the woman. about that grrI who car ries her umbrella horizontally across the small of her back and catches either end into the crook of her elbow?"
 Well" admitted the man, "she is | rev one on me. I never met her be- fore but I wouldn't be afraid to wager that she is conscientious to a degree and has a heart as big as all outdoors. But here," he added. ''comes the most even tempered woman Of the lot. She cuddles her umbrella protectinsly un- der her arm as if she doesn't want evsn it to get hurt in the crowd. That wu- man is gentle and thoughtful and kind ''-kanSas City Journal.
 The meals are always as good al ?
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That
 Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physi - clans. as the damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by r. J. Cheney & Co.,. Toledo. O., contains no mercury. and is taken internally. acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally and made in Toledo. Ohio. by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testmo- Dials free.
 Sold by druggists, price 75c per bot tie.
 Halls Family Pills are the best.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
MRS. H. F. ROBERTS
Says to All Sick Women: "Giye Mrs. Pinkham Chance. I Know She Can Help You as She Did Me-

/" DEAE MRS. PINKHAM : The world praises great reformers their names and flames are in the ears of every body, and the public press helps spread the good tidings. Among them all Lydia ID. Pinkham'S name goes fn r,nsferit,r
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
WORK ON THE YArNELL.

Leopold Walloth. the YurneU rner- chant. according to the Courier. says that David Jones has R force of men aJ
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
METAL MARKET.

New York. Oct Stopper un- changed. Silver. .57A. MeX.cans. un- changed.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
A New Departure
A New, Efectual and Convenient
 Cure for Catarrh.

Of catarrh remedies there is no end. but of catarrh cures, there has always been a great scarci.v- There are many remedies to relieve, but very few that really cure.
 The old practice Of snuffing salt wa ter through the nose would often re-
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10

The meals are always as good 2 2 certain Atchison home az if they eS- pected the prcarher.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10
Asthma Cure Free!
Asthmaleoe Brings Instant Relief and
 Permanent Cure in All Cases. Sent ABSOLUTELY FREE on Receipt of Postal. yv-ite S~s.- -Nar,,e ar,dA PrrinIy.

There is nothing like Asthmalene. It brings instant relief. even in the worst cases. It cures when all else fails.
 The REV. C. F. WELLS. of Villa Ridge, H.. says: Your trial bottle of Asthmalene received in good condition. cannot tell you how thankful l feel for the good derived from it. 1 was a slave. chained with putrid sore throat and Asthma for ten years. l despaired of ever being cured. I saw your adver- tisement for the cure of this dreadful and tormenting disease. Asthma, and thought you had overspoken your selves, but resolved to give it trial. To my astonishment, the trial acted like charm. Send me full-sized bottle."
 REV. DIR. MORRIS wECHSLER.
 Rabbi of the Cong. Bnai Israel.
 New York, Jan. 3, 1901. Drs. Taft Bros Medicine Co.,,
 Gentlemen: Your Asthmalene is an excellent remedy for Asthma and Hay Fever. and its composition alleviates all troubles which combine with As thma. Its success is astonishing and wonderful.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-10

Springs Y 1. Dr Taft Gentem wret of Having
 
  Asthma of November improvement After bottle her Asthma
  afflicted with this dis 
 M. D. 5. with  dwtha
  and in the best or
  q as IIouo ERR
 East st, sentA Absolutely Receipt of Postal Do not Writ once. BROS MEDICINE East1 St,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
CHILE AND ARGENTINA.

The dispatches concerning the trou-
bic between Argentina and Chile are
conflicting. One version is that all
danger has passed, and another, that
Argentine troops have invaded the
southern portion Of Chile and that new
difficulties may arise. That the two re-
publics came very near to war is evi.
dent from the fact that the Argentine
war minister a few days ago called out
the reserves, including every man be-
tween the ages Of Is and Is, capable Of
carrying arms.
The trouble seems to be about the
boundaries ck!la has constantly ex.
tended her territory She now has a
population Of about 100000 souls. while
Argentina has considerably over four
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

,,.re hunting for the brethren WV
y !. ,,',crst rushed upon them with boul,
dcrs IA MS hands, but as he was auo 'l,
a,'s s,rIko. suddenly stopped and went
~ d bring the rest Of the mob 70 ,, ,"o
y y leavlng them In charge OF lnre'
s Sy armed with shot guns and rlIleS'
,' ,he crowd could gather TO inc
.,o, 4 company Of friends appearvu
IA rescued the Elders from 'ue''
, antobes. but the mob possessed wy
,ann for the rest Of the daN curslns
md yelling and firing off thelr sun'
ond making threats against the NUT
mons" ~ the
Tnese cases are but samples OF .n'
,,as,,nont received by our missionaries
riooos where the falsehoods clrcu'
xxx obai, the "Mormons' are received
ond used BY The preachers Of the neigh
ssrbood We DO not know whether such
o,,,rooos can be brought under the Fed
oral authority IN sovereign
gate Of the Union. But 'he
toet that thorough Inyestlga-
lion will be had under national au-
thorlty coupled with the sentiment
expressed by It's officers that our El'
ders are as much entitled to cons'i'u'
tional protection as any other citizens
Win doubtless have a good effect upon
me lawless multitude, and the bigoted
preachers who stir up violent men 70
deeds Of crime and sayagery
In the great day Of accounts wnen
m viii have to stand before the bar OF
Eternal justice, some Of the proiessed
conservatives Of the merclful Savior
viii appear before the gaze of God and
men, despatched with the blood OF IN
noccnce, and be found guilty Of inspir-
lng their fellows to raise their hands In
nnrderous violence against the anolnt.
ID servants Of the Most High, Let
them beware, FOR though they may es-
cape the proper penalty for their eyil
works on earth, they win assuredly
roap the fruits Of their sowing in the
world To colne
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
ron TIrHEPAyERs.

There seems to be some misunder'
standing about closing the tlthing ac'
counts for the year 1901. II has been
announced that the books viii De ready
for the Bishops by December 20 Also
that tits preferable that from thar da'e
until December 81 tithing be paid 70
them instead Of into the Presiding
Bishops Office. But II he's been ex'
plained that 10 those who win find II
more convenient to take their tithes 70
that office, the privilege will be extend
ed to DO SO. Tithing Of all kinds--pro'
ducs, merchandise or cash, may be paid
IN to December 81 and viii be credited
for the present year After that date i
will have to be credited for the year IN
which It is donated. We hope this ex-
PLANTATION WIN be sufficient.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

II costs money TO run political cam
paigns but how to raise 1t Is a vital
question Colonel Henry watterson,
speaking In Boston the other night sug-
gested most happy solution. Here II
lei;
Nevertheless, II Is undoubtedly true
that money Is as essential to political
battles W powder and ball to actual
battles and the proposition have TO
submit to my friend, the senator from
Ohio Is that he and come to an agree
ment about what sum Of money the two
organizations Will require honestly to
tide them through to the next preslden-
tlaI election; that we raise this sum on
a joint note and divide the proceeds
equally; and that when the election
Is over the party carrying the coun-
try shall pay the motel II It be Sn In
ducement, | will further agree thatthe
money to be raised shall be Of stand
ard weight and value, expressed N
gold and silver and paper convertible
into either at the will Of the holder!'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
A "RELiGIoUsr SHOW.

A special feature Of the fair at ST.
Louis IN 1903, VIII DO a separate bu,d.
ing for religious exhibits, II the bro.
motors Of that plan succeed. Applica.
ton has been made for building moi
less than $50 by i6O feet. In this Al Il
proposed to exhibit an objects Of a IRE.
llslous" nature. Il has even been aug.
gested to brlag there the relics Of The
Vatican, The chairman OF the com.
nittee on education ia quoted in favor
Of the plan, as follows:
ut would be proper to consider tho
foundations OF religious faiths. Ia re.
view the triumphs of religion n an
ages To set forth The present stata If
leligion among the nations and Nv AM.
ilGence over literature, art. commerce,
government and family life; to indicate
us power ~ promoting purity ana It's
harmony with true science. to show
its dominance IN the higher lnstit.
lions Of learning, TO make prominet
The value of the weekly rest day on re.
llgious ana other grounds, and TO con-.
tribute 70 those forces which viii bring
about the unity Of the race In the
worship Of God and the service Of
man."
such a religious" exhibition would
be entirely different from the Con
gress OF religions that was q feature
" the Chicago show. That was d fan.
ure, as far as It was undertaken for
The purpose Of propaganda. An ex.
hibliion Of relics and Implements, at
some time or other used In the service
OF religion would be Instructive to the
thoughtful observer.
To make such a collection complete
to make II d worlds exhibition, we are
afraid the folly Of the human mind
would have to be rather glaringly Illus
tyated, There would have to be, not
only the Bible and the hymn book, but
! the thumb screw and the rack; by the
taptismal font and the altar, would
stand the galows and the stake. Among
the pictures Of illustrious prelates In
gorgeous yestment would be seen those
Of others, arrayed In the blood-stained
robes OF martyrs. Cathedrals and dun
eeons crucliixes and butcher knives,
chanting multitudes and bowling mobs,
visions Of true seers and OF miserable
cranks, Of holy angels and Of demons,
Ct the New Jerusalem and Of that burn.
ing, smoking smouldering hell--sll
would have to be represented. What
an exhibition that would bel How
much of human history, human folly
human crime, would 1t not suggest, In
addition TO the teachings OF more
satisfactory characterl BY all means,
have an exhibition Of religious" OBJ
jects, II will be the wonder Of the
show, II Il is as complete as 1t ought,
and can be made, to be.
4
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

Admiral schley is doing right In en-
terlng and fling his objections to Thu
findings Of the majority OF the Nava
Board Of Inquiry IN his case, and
should have the advantage Of every
lawful means Of obtaining full justice
We hope, however that all this pro.
longed testimony which wearied the
country, viii not have to be y.eated
either before congressional committed
or any other body, A resolution by
Congress approving Of his valor and his
victory will be sufficient, and whatever
may be the final result as to the gal
liant sailor the name OF his rnaiigner
Is doomed and his faIsehoods will for
ever disgrace him in the minds Of his
countrymen In this respect both the
minority and majority reports Of the
Naval Board amount to a triumph for
schley.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
OFFICIAL NOTICE"

The anniversary Of the birth OF '"'
Prophet Joseph Smith viii occur on '"'
ssrd Inst. lle was born December =
1906 we suggest to the Bishops every
where, that Il would be highly apprO'
pirate TO hold special services y '0'n'
memoration Of that important event.
On sunday, December %, 1901. The au'
thontIes Of the several stakes ana
Wards wIIl please make arrangements
accordingly
JOSEPH r. SMITH,
JOHN .. wINpER
ANrHoN H. LUND.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

In Universal Brotherhood Path for
December, there are some timely RE
marks on the Constitution Of the Unit
ed States" In which the author protests
against efforts at destroying that Mag
ma Charta OF American liberty, by mix
ing its provisions up with purely re-
llgious matters. The article concludes:
"The union OF state and religion
plunged Europe into. the dark ages. II
has degraded and ruined every country
In which It has gained control. Cuba,
Spain, the Philippines. Ireland, Bull
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
New York Mail and Express.

We wish to make Cuba as prosperous
as possible, not merely In the interest
Of the Cubans, though we have their
interest at heart now, as we have al
ways had ii, We wish to make Cuba
prosperous In our own Interest--to the
end that we may extend the market for
our products and open opportunities for
American capital. We cannot encour-
age state of things which will pro-
woke instruction and overthrow all
the good that we have done In the Is
land Congress should support the Presi-
dent cordially and promptly In his de-
mand for legislation In the interest OF
Cuba, and rebuke the assumption that
nothing can or ought to be done,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
AS TO ouBA,
Boston Herald.

Not all Cubans will seek annexation.
They will hate the Americans as they
hated the Spaniard. Bear In mind that
none Of the Cuban revolutionary move
ments, 80 called, we're primarily politi-
cal They were provoked by economic
conditions similar In their nature to
those which we are now enforcing. The
rapaclty Of Spanish domination pro-
duced such poverty In the masses OF
the people as the want OF u market VIII
produce Their protest was a guer-
lila warfare against the oppressor ana
his possessions. compelling military
measures Of suppression. That Is what
our course In Cuba appears to be tend
ing toward. Do we want another Luz
zon on our immediate coast? II not,
1t VIII be prudent craftsmanship to
give Cuba living chance,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

One cold night many years ago a
strangcr--a tramp.--cnlled at the home
Of George Adams, of shaner, Pa. He
was famishng with cold and hunger
He was taking in given supper and a
bed. The morning found him too III to
depart, He was nursed back to health,
Then he departed, one day last week
Adams received q letter from Denver
saying that David Craig, the tramp,
whom he had auccored In the hour Of
need and sickness, had died and left
him five thousand dollars. The moral Of
the story Is that there are exceptions to
all rules and that some tramps are
decent and grateful
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
Nav York Eyening Poat.

The prime conditions OF any effective
measure of relief are three; Q) II must
be speedy; I'd II must be legal; 90 1t
must disregard the obstinate selfish
ness and heartlessness Of those protec-
ted interests which would rather see
Cuba starve than surrender one penny
Of their own tariff advantages, Time
is OF the essence Of the crisis. Unless
the Cuban sugar crop is assured OF "a
market before next May or June, the
last state OF the island which we res
cued VIII be worse than the first This
Is the consideration which makes delay
until after the establishment Of a Gu
ban republic inadmisslble.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17
Springfield Republican

But the Cubans themselves have sent
representatives TO Washington. who
make bold to treat the matter as cold
business affair. They dare to presume
that they also have valuable market
to tender In exchange, and they offer a
general 50 per cent reduction In the
Cuban tariff on imports from the Unit
ID States in return for the free admis-
sion into this country Of Cuban raw
sugar, and a 20 per cent tariff reduction
on other imports from the island,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

Our taxpayers have contributed hun
dreds OF millions to the Spanish war
and its collateral results. II any OF
the statesmen think that they Did this
for the purpose OF inviting lush pro-
duetion and cheap labor into competi-
tita with them, to reduce their profits,
obsolete their Industries and invade
their prosperity, they are making q
mistake, the serious nature OF which
will appear when the results become
known to the people.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

millions The latter has alarge Euro.
pean immigration, and the largest bly,
IN the world south Of the equator. Isng.
fish capitalists are largely INTERESTED
in Argentina and IN case of o war with
the nelghbor she would no doubt have
the moral support Of that country. rhe
United States, too would sympatbIse
with Argcntinq without any actual IN.
reference. as long as the content is eon.
fined TO the two South American repnb
uca
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

The great sugar run of,the LohI fac.
tory FOR 1901 IL another plume In the
cap OF the Sugar company. The prod
uot for the year Is the greateat IN the
history Of TINT most successful insti-
tuition. We congratulate the stoclhold-
ers and also the general public, for the
whole people OF this State are benefited
by the progress and product Of this
annually increasing manufacture.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

No satisfactory plan for the solution
Of the problem how to suppress an
archy has yet been found, but the mere
seeking for such a plan Is having very
quieting effect on anarchists through
out the country.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

The dispute over the place for the
state Fair grounds appears 10 be set
tied. Neither OF the applicants 10 the
u A. q NJ, Society to sell land for
the purpose VIII be successful Agri-
cultural Park win be utilized, as it has
been decided that under the law the
site must be within the limits Of Salt
Lake CITY That VIII be all right and
the public win be satisfied II private
individuals are dissatisfied
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

Some weeks ago President Roosevelt
had Mr. Booker T, Washington e
luncheon, and the South almost went
into rebellion over the matter. The
Harvard 'O2 seniors have tust elected
their class-day officers and they have
selected r. c. Bruce Of Indiana as
orator And Mr. Bruce is negro. Nov
let howl go up from all who have
mo use for a niger"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

1t seems that the blizzard In Wyo'
ming has not done as much damage 70
the sheep herds as first reported This
Is good news, for at one time It was
thought that the loss would mount up
to the thousands and tens of thou
sands.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

Lord Rosebery's Chesterfield speech
was anything but chesterfeldian In It's
references to the governments conduct
Of the Boer war.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

schley exercised his discretion The
court exercised It's Judgment. And nov
everybody Is exercised, one way or the
other over the verdict.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

rs Mr.. Knox ft?p asks the New
York World He is about the "flttest'
man In the country II one may judge
from the way the labor organization
are Ilghting him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

The largest pane Of glass in the worId
was turned out at the Kokomo, Ind,
plaie-glass factory Tuesday. 1t is 1907
by 22lls inches and weighs l.i5o pounds,
finished. IN the rough It weighed 2,9oo
pounds. taking twenty men to carry ~
The people who live in the house WHERE
that glass goes viii do well to see to &
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

The Deseret News acknowledges with
pleasure the courtesy of Senator J. J.
Rawlins in securing for It the regular
issue Of the Congressional Record for
the first session of the Flfty-seventh
Congress. The Senator Is not only alive
to the interests OF his constituents N
general, but is also mindful OF the press
In particular Thanks,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

II II would be immoral to hold steel
trust bonds in trust for national uni
yerslty, would II not be equally Inn
moral to hold money, derived from tne
sale Of said bonds, In trust for the
same purpose? II 1t is wrong to eat 4
chicken that has been 'foraged' is i
not equally wrong to eat gravy mad
from that same chlcken?.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-12-17

Arizona thinks that MESQUITE bean
can be utilized for coffee. There 10 NJ
good reason why they cannot be; othcl
beans are.