Arizona republican., 1901-09-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


 
 This tear compelling tale is from tn, London Globe: "A young lady bought Q dormouse After keeping it for some time she had occasion to send a present to a friend and utilized the dormousC for that purpose, A few months later the friend wrote to say that the pet did not seem very lively. and was refusing its food. Would she come and inspect 1t? She came and inspected 1t. and finally, feeling that this was a case for professional opinion, called for q vet The vets verdict was brief and to the point The dormouse had been dead just six months"
 Willie. I am glad to hear you say you would like to be an angel What would you do if you were one?"
 'fd fly up to the top of that big cot tonwood tree in our yard an take my kite out Of it.--Chicago Tribune.
 A borrowed leg is the bone of conten- l ton between the miners association and the wiGow of one of the members. | This man some time ago lost his leg in ! piled him with an artificial one. When | he died his cork leg was buried with | him, and now the association says 1t was only lent.
 | Elia--Bella told me that you told her that secret l told you not to tell her. Stella-She's a mean thing-I told her not to tell you I told her.
 Ella-We!l, I told her l wouldn't tell | you she told me-so don't tell her did. -Brooklyn Life.
 | The Pikeville, Tenn. Banner has been t.ring a little imagery on Congressman | noOn of that state. It says: John A. Moon. NJ. C.. of this district, spent d | few days with the good people of Bled- soc. Representative Moon is d watch tower on the temple of liberty and d ] lion holding at bay all who would en- ! ter and violate the democratic temple "
 
 | Mrs. Snaggs-I could never under stand why the Russians call their ruler the White Czar.
 Mr. Snaggs-I suppose that the nu- merous plots against his life keep him
 
 
 The business of the moonshiner is best in autumn. when corn is fit for harvest" according to an Alabama fed | eral official. This year the illicit stills have not had as large an output in our section c5 usual. because of the high price of that cereal We put all the re- strictions possible upon them, but it will probably never be possible to crush the ] business out entirely The mOonshne whisky is sold to neighbors and friends. and in the towns there is always some saloon keeper who will purchase 1t when brought to his place in the night time"
 Nay, trust not to poaterty, Oh, youth, on fame intent f In praise though generous it may be,
 lt doesn't pay a cent Washington Star
 A good many negroes of Boston are aftiliating with a new sect which has sprung up there recently. The society teaches baptism by immersion. the drinking Of water instead of wine at N~''iiiithioii, liic Ol uilltdNtUt'l bread for sacrament, the washing of rect, the saluting of members with q KISS, breathing on the head to impart the Holy Ghost, and the keeping of Sat urGay as the Sabbath, instead of Sun day The sect styles itself the Church or the Living God and the Saints of Christ The minister who is propagat - ing the new faith announces: q call all men liars who do not believe as We do."
 Read the direkshuns quick, Mandy,' Tt seZ, for adults-ona teaspoon "- Thunder! That aint what ails me- what else does it say?"-Lire, | s%~E
 One of the proposed amendments to the Virginia constitution reduces the governors salary. The governor of Virginia has q four-year term and gets $3,OOO a year. This is more than the Pay of governOrs in most southern states, the governor of Georgia receiy- ing $3,00C Alabama, $3,50O: South Caro- lima. $3.0G0; North Carolina, 5000: West Virginia, S27CO; Mississippi, $3.5OO, and | Tenns sssee. $4.000. The governor of Florida receives s3.5OO of Delaware, $2,OO0 and of Arkansas, g, 300. | Doctor-Nr. Arlington, your wife will l risk her life # she attends that wed