Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1901-03-27
GARNElll 6lEANINGS.

GARNtlll OlDANlNOS.
Mr.. Samuels is Just sending out n
iour-horse load Of goods to ill tine
orders from customers sent in by his
representative In the country, Mr..
Jim shields,
Alodge Of Modern Woodmcn oithe
World has been formed here and in
honor Oi the event the members are
to give II grand ball April 18th, Tick
cts including supper -.
Theparaphrrnaliafo the lodge
OF X. OF P.'s is on its way up from
the railroad, including the goat, and
thrifty wives OF the future members
are busy at work reinforcing their
husbands houses with linuleum.
Bul GorCon, that prince of old
timers, seems to have renewed his
youth this winter, for every festive
gathering Of amy kind held nGarneill
and there's been no end uf them
here this winter-iinds Bill in the thick
Of it, aud the mystery of ii all IL, nc
comp0nicd by the prctticst girl oithe
evening.
DR.. j. Shepard, eye specialist, has
been fitting glasses To eyes that need
ed them around here. The doctor
claims he can fit glasses to eyes when
sight has failed ia recognizing an old
debt. If this be true III like 10 give
the doctor an order for about six
pair Uf his wonderful glasses at dOu-
bile the market price, rs | feel sure I'd
realize a hundred per cent On the In.
yestmcnt.
The revival meetings have been
prolonged another week with the
hope that one Old, tough sinner.
whom the brothers AMI sisters hay,
been laboring with, will be gathered
into the fold. Whom this occurs Gar.
NELL will witness The magnificent
% spectacle Of IN, angel Gabriel coming
p into their midst and hitting Ga thl
head Oi everyone Cnga-rdinthe work
IA halo Of glory selected from the hest
q stork In heaven.
Garrri.l hasn't had "a inll dly tni.
winter. The dances, the routs, t4,
r "haIp lalrhcs the kettlelgums
% in connection with theatrical shows
. tho lpuds OF passengers on the Lew
r istownHud llprlowtpH -tugcroarbrs
. who dine here, the irrightcr5 an,
general travelling public. who tax,
the Gyc-mile rut otto railroad, whicl
| goes directly through the town
makes GarnoH anywhere but away
e from the maddiag crowd"
The Office boy camc into the office
picked up the water pail aul ,tartcD
for the door; aD his hand rcuehed th
knob ! said: "Whut ARE you goinj
70 to 10 with that water pail?'
g "Get water
"Get water ! yelled, in an agou.
oi surprise.
p yep; you didn't think I was goin
TO get buckctiul Of In de Cologne
din you?''
no, enthusiastically that, but
"Wcll, | run get n buchctiul OF waite
I II want TO, can't H."
That's Just what you can, M.
boy; but heretofore when you brougb
In a bucket OF water it was wheny o.
dliu't want 10, in fact ii was don
under pressure-prcssurc ui IA pape
weight aud "A No. 8 boot, and rXcus
| me for referring To IL this moment
but II your memory IL good you wi
recOllcct that n water pail Ia
! many, many times been rs innocen
OF water a. the desert Of Sahara, an
: when the pangs Of thirst drove yo
; hunting moisture you found 1t b
sucking snow balls, and left metod
of thirst or waste my income on hO
u tea mt 20 cents II bottle, and -
- But before ! could say any more |
was half way downstairs, four stel
: Mt n time, and In five minutes wa
back again II never knew him I
~ make the trip before inside of tw
II hours, and in breathlcss tones su,
'e gcstcd that he had better put Il
II bucket out In the hall by the iron
III window To keep II cool. A mumel
g. later he was back again with the I
mark that "hls nihs had arrived.
ne Whose nius?' | asked.
&C. The mayor" said the boy.
In what" said |, "the mayor; whit
~ did he arrive"
e. about m hour ago"
l. "And you didn't report the impu
ID tant fact"
lg "Oh, | knew you'd find It nutqult
We enough, and say, 'said the boy, loo
ing ont of the window, ''hcrc cOm
the old skate now"
"Old skate" said /, fruwning; 20
ne you forget you ure speaking Of /
honor, the mayor Of Garneill. Iknu
le- the memory OF yourlast meeting wi
NJ him Is not II pleasant one, aud "
he feel sore, VI did feel sore. for ! und,
le- stand he caught you one n giit aft
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