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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
Poor Human Nature.

Do you see the man?
The man has just sat down violently
on the sidewalk.
What caused him to sit down?
lie stepped on piece Of orange peel.
He has just risen up.
He looks at the orange peel and NUT
ters something under his breath.
Does he kick the piece Of orange peel
into the street?
He does not. He leaves 1t there for
somebody else to step on, my dears.-
Chicago Tribune.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

Through the months OF June and. July
our baby was teething and took run
ming off of the bowels and sickness of the
stomach" says o. p NJ. Holiday, OF
Deming. Ind. ellis bowels would move
from five to eight times day. | had a
bottle of Chanberlain'sC Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy in the house and gave
him four drops in teaspoonful of water
and he got better at once" Sold by M.
NJ. Lewis.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
Night Was Her Terror.

Il would cough nearly all night long,
writes Mrs Chas. Applegate. of Alexan
dria, Ind, land could hardly get any
sleep. had consumption so bad that
il walked a block would cough fright
fully and spit blood, but when all other
medicines failed, three $l.00 bottles Of
DIR. Kings New Discovery,wholly cured me
and | gained So pounds" It's absolute
ly guaranteed to cure Coughs, Colds, La
Grippe. Bronchitis and all Throat and
Lung Trouble. Price soc. and 81 90
Trial bottles free at NJ. NJ Lewis drug
store.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
pnToMAc RIYERROrTE.

BEGINNING Tuesday. March 26. Steamers
northumberland and Potomac viii leave Pier
.. Light street. Baltimore. every Tuesday
Thursday and Saturday, at = p. IN. for Alex
andria aud Washington. calling at all OF the
usual landings. Beginning Thursday. March
IS VIII leave 9Th Street Wharf. Washington
at I u. IN. Thursday. sunday and Tuesday
going a. far a. LeOuaF,ltOwn on these even
ings win leave LeOnardtOwn At n. N,
Kinsale at m, Miller at > p. m, GrasOn :
at q y. M. and BacOn's at : y. m. Monday,
Wednesday and Friday. arriving In Balti-
more early the following morning. Freight
r. .eivcd daily IA Baltimore.
HENRY WILLIAMS, Agent. BALTIC.
STEPHENSON Il BRO, Agents,
at Washington, ID. G.
WILLIAM NJ REARDON, Agent,
at Alexandria, Va.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
A Necessity.

Subbubs-I expect to spend the sum
mer on q houseboat.
Cltiman-i thought you were going
to build n summer residence on that
lot you bought at Swamphurst.
enthusiastically That's where l
expect to float the housebOat I've built
philadelphia Press.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

LOOK AT THAT FAT DUB TRYING TO BRUSH
JIMMY
bers Of one Of the clubs, observed the
fat man in the shell, and one Of them
remarked:
look at that fat dub trying to brush
Jimmy" meaning the amateur. Hell
teke few crimps in his fat wrinkles
I'm n minute"
ooh, will he, indeedY remarked an
old oar. Just wait and see where jim
my comes in"
Jimmy In this case failed to come In
at all, for the fat man rowed away
from him at will.
THAT'S Hanlan," remarked the old
oar as he turned to go into the house,
land he can go n bit for 100 yards
yet" Whereupon the embryo slipped
out of sight and HE'D away to fill a
book full Of what he didn't know about
rowing.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

"a wife should be proud Of her hus-
band"
We'll" answered Mr.. MeektOn, Il
guess my wife is right proud of me.
Every time one Of her woman's emanci-
patton clubs meets she calls me In and
shows me to the members as n fine
specimen of husband" - Washington
Star.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
aFnt Dub Gould Row.

During a recent regatta on the Har-
lem river Ned TIanlan, the Columbia
university coach. was out In single
she'll wearing rowing costume the
most striking feature OF which was an
old straw hat lie was quietly rowing
alongside one OF the rivers amateur
champions. says the New York Times.
Several balcony" oarsmen. new mem
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
DON'T FORGET THAT

When you want an easy shave,
AS good as barber ever gave
Just call on me at my saloon,
At morn and eve or busy noon.
comb and dress the hair with grace,
To suit the oountenance OF your face.
My room Is neat. my towels clean,
Scissors sharp and raZoFs keen;
And all that art and skill can do,
III you will call I'll do for you
Razors put in order at short notice.
W. II BAYLOR
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

The laws of health require that the
bowels move each day and one OF the
penalties for violating this law is piles.
Keep your bowels regular by taking a
dose OF Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets when necessary and you will
never have that severe punishment in
flicted upon you. Price, 20 cents. For
sale by NJ. NJ. Lewis.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
.Johuuv'a Cueaa.

"Now, children" said the teacher,
"what do you understand from this
passage, Nothing was to be heard ex-
cept the monotonous slap, slap, Of the
wavesr"
"That they was KILN mosquitoes"
ventured Johnny Wise. - Baltimore
American.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
The Philosophy of Mendicancy.

"Why don't you go to work.
"Well." answered Meandering Mike,
ito tell de honest truth, l haven't got
de objection to work that some folks
gives me credit fur. De trouble is wit
human nature. not wit me. II you
offer to work fur anybody, you rouses
his business instincts an he wants a
bargain But If you t'rOws yerself on
his generosity. he says. What's de use
O. bein meanT an hands out liberal. -
Washington Star.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
His Only Objection.

81 love to hear you talk, my dear"
said Mr.. Bickers to his wife when she
paused to take breath at the end of the
second column Of a curtain lecture,
"but your volubility is really a rehec-
ton on my wisdom"
"How sO?"
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06
&: K. WHEELER,

Successor OF Williams & Wheeler, conducts
the UNDERTAKING BUSINESS at the old
stand, corner Main and Charlotte streets. All
orders from home and abroad promptly and
siaetOrlly attended to eiSher at night or
day.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

Because a word to the wise Is suf-
clent."-Leslle's Weekly.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-08-06

Wicked While and HOrrid Henry
Have "a Laugh at Grandpa.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
The cambridge Recital.

Tomorrow friday evening Oliver
cambridge. NJ A, will appear under
the auspices. of the Y. NJ. C. a. and re.
late strange and weird experiences in
foreign lands which make an ENJOYABLE
combination of pathos and mirth. His
jokes, humorous anecdotes and comic
sketches are discreetly intermingled
during the evening. The Sydney Bull.
letin says: The gentleman is full OF
cleverness-he is a man of really ex.
cellent talents whose elocutionary
powers are far above the average. He
has a memory in a thousand and
sketches we'll"
Mrs. Bainbridge's items will comprise
several difficult numbers of the must.
cal masters in which she will display
wonderful memory and powerful exc.
cution. Mr.. cambridge should by this
time be quite familiar to the residents
OF Honolulu. and with such an inter.
esting and bright evening promised
the Y NJ. c. a should be well filed
Tickets at Wall. Nichols Co. and the
Y. NJ c. A.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
Saturday, NAY II,
AT Il O'CLOCK NOON,

at the salesroom Of James F. Morgan.
S. Queen Street, Honolulu. TO the
highest bidder for cash, the following
described Ieasehold Of valuable real
estatef
That large lot, originally three lots,
and two story frame dwelling house,
formerly the residence OF the late Mr..
James Dodd, fronting on the new
beach road and the sea shore, a little
on the town side OF Mr.. John Ena's
place, the lease OF which has 46 years
to run from September LIST, 1901. The
annual rental Is $2S7.50, payable semi
annually in advance and is paid TO
September Ist, 1901 The building is
insured to the Sth OF August. 1902,
the water rates paid TO July 1st. 1901.
Terms of sale cash. U. S. gold coin
All expenses OF deeds, stamps, ex-
penses of transfer, and taxes OF $4,000
for 1901, at the expense OF the pur-
chaser.
Sale subject to confirmation of the
Court
For further information apply to the
undersigned, or to JAS. F. MORGAN,
Auctioneer.
r. ". CATHCART,
Executor of the VIII Of James Dodd,
deceased.
Honolulu. April 1S, 1901.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
News OF the Town

/ D. ". McNiehol is now a partnel
IN the Criterion Saloon.
There was no Board Of Health Il
hold a meeting yesterday.
A big cut in Gents furnishing good:
at The White House, 40 Fort stree
The meeting of ookaIa Sugar Co
called for yesterday cid not take place
Prof. Boyle, room 3. Elite block
/ removes corns and successfully treats
/ in-growing toe-nails.
The Star Soda Works donated 20t
dozen soda 10 the children at the May
Day festival yesterday.
There viii be an election OF officers
at the regular meeting of Nuuanr
Chapter, No. 1, Rose Croix, this even
ing.
Miss Reynolds viii speak this after.
noon az 1 at Mrs. Frear's, on Young
Women's Christian Association work
in colleges.
The White House, Fort street, has
made a big cut in gentIemen's fur
nishing goods. Drop in their store
and get prices.
A lot 100x2O0, and six cottages. at
Kewalo, opposite the Oahu Ice & Elec.
trio Co. are offered for sale at a bar
gain See Classified column.
The celebrated Seattle Book Beer
is on tap at the California Saloon,
Nuuanu avenue. Cool and refreshing
1t is. Doesn't heat the blood.
A Chinese coffee shop recently open
ed at Wailuku, Maui, dispenses a su.
perior concoction of "Hawaii's best
crop" at two and half cents a cup.
The Delineator for May, also Butter
lex Fashions and Sheets are on sale
at Mrs. Hanna's, King street. The
latest styles in this seasons MILL
merry.
The dance OF the Scottish Thistle
Club will be held at Progress hall on
Friday evening, May 10. Members are
dealing out tickets at $3.50 for gentle
man and accompanied ladies.
An exhibition of the new school
OF Portrait and Scenic Photography
viii be given by Messrs. Rice and Per
kins at their studio on la Beretania
street.
Electro-plating in gold. silver, cop
per, nickel, brass and zinc is now be-
ing done by the Oceanic Gas & Elec-
trio Co., Magoon block, Merchant
street. BY their process all articles
look bright and new.
The journeymen plumbers are strik-
ing for S6 day, which they claim is
fairly proportionate to the wages in
mainland cities, taking cost of living
into consideration, besides which they
assert that the occupation is attended
with peculiarly unwholesome condi-
lions in Honolulu.
Asada & Co.. Hotel street, between
Fort and Nuuanu, are holding a giani
clearance sale for three weeks only.
They have reduced the prices on their
entire stock of goods to cost. and those
purchasing from fifty cents and up
viii receive handsome present. All
are invited to attend this big sale.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
- : si'a'tsssoV -
I...>nTy

Any work that sh aid not prove sat.
isfactory will be al nded to free Of
charge any time with years.
We are making a speciality of gold
crowns and bridge work; the most
beautiful, painless and durable of all
dental work known to the profession.
Our name alone viii be a guarantee
that your work will be of the best. We
have a specialist in each department.
Best operators, best gold workmen
and extractors of teeth; in fact all the
staff are inventors of modern DENTS
try. we will tell you in advance ex-
actly what your WORK will cost by free
examination. Give US a call and you
will find we do exactly as we adver-
tise.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
New sank\for Cuba.

NEW YORK. April 1s.-It is under.
stood that an international bank with
capital of not less than 81 .00o. 900
and perhaps as much as So .00D, 600
Is to be established in Havana BY in
terests prominently identified with
the Morton Trust Company and the
Cuba company. Among the large
stockholders Of the latter corporation,
of which Sir William c. Van Horne is
president. are several welI-known
Montreal fnanciers. a fact which
makes it not improbable that CAPT.
talists interested in the Bank OF Mon
treal also may be shareholders in the
new financial institution to be estab.
lished In the Cuban CAPITAL.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02

Teeth extracted and filed absolutely
without pain By our late scientific
methods No sleep producing agents
or cocaine. These ere the only dental
7ariors in Honolulu that have the pat
ent appliances and ingredients to ex-
tract, Ill and apply gold crowns and
porcelain crowns. undesirable from
natural teeth. and warranted for ten
years. without the least particle Of
pain Gold crowns and teeth without
plates, gold filings and all other den
tai work done painlessiy and by spe-
cialists.
Gold crowns, IS; full set teeth, IS;
bridge work, IS; gold filling. 81 up; siI-
yer filings, SOC.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
Troops Comma Hone

MANILA. April 10. 9:15 D. m.-Gen-
eral Macarthur and General Bates. the
commander OF the department OF
Southern Luzon. who is shortly to sail
for the United States. reviewed today
the Forty-ifth and Fo-ty-sixth volun-
teer Infantry, which sail on the trans
port Sheridan Monday next for home
During the past week 2SS rifles have
been surrendered.
The extent of the eommissary de-
partment irregularities is not vet de
lined but is possibly smaller than at
first supposed.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
WEATHER YESTERDAY

Mean Tenperzt1r@Ts.s deg
Minimum TenlperztEre-ss.0 deg
Maximum Teuperztur@Si-9 deg.
BzToueter-ssg5. rising
RainfzIl-a.95
Mean DeS Point for the Day-s7.7
Mean Relative Hunidity-sI.
WINDS
Southwest 70 northeast, 9 to / wea-
thar, fair 10 cloudy: showers on the
mountains
Forecast for Today.
Light airs and unsettled weather.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
New York Dental
ParIors.
Rcon !. elite Building. Hotel Street.
THE DENTAL SPECIALISTS.

No Mor. Dread of the Dental Chair
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02

has CONSTANTLY on HAND A CHOICE
LINE OF
Imported and
Domestic Meats.
Fish; Live and Refrigerated Poultry
Butter, Eggs, Cheese, Potatoes,
Fruits and Vegetables.
Two deliveries daily TO any place
within city limits-st am. and 3 pm.
Customers desiring to have their or
ders delivered are respectfully request
ed to call and leave the same prior to
the hours above named.
Arrangements are being made TO IN
stall telephone
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
ON CALL ALL NIGHT.
Hawaiian Automobile Co., Ltd.
Telephone MAIN II.
COUPON BOOKS SOLD. SPECIAL
RATES MADE FOR "AuTo-
MOBILE PARTIES"

Note-Drivers are not allowed TO make
any rates except those furnished
by the company. Ask driver to
see rate sheet
In case of dispute as 10 fare. pay
driver amount claimed. take rebate
slim and call at ONCE. We win gladly
adjust any differences.
once on King street, near Judiciary
Building.
LOUIS 7. GRANT. Manager.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
camarinos' Refrigerator.

krrived BY the steamer and con-
tainet fine lot Of the seasons deli
c-cles. Game Of all kinds. fruits and
oysters. To get the best the market
affords leave orders IT his King street
depot
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-02
EXECUTORS SALE
Or
Valuable Beach
Property.

BY order Of the Hon A. 5. Hum
phreys. First Judge Of the Circuit
Court OF the First Judicial Circuit OF
the Territory OF Hawaii. shall expose
for sale az public suction on
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
~MERE-MENTION.

XColonel B. F. Sawyer, a noted jour-
'nalist, of Atlanta, died at his home In
that city last Saturday, aged 6S years.
The war department has sold the
transport Rawlins to the Merchants
and Miners line, for 5000, ,000.. Bus
mess failures in the United States last
week numbered 1872 against 231 for the
corresponding week Of last year.
Robert M. Folger. the father-in-law of
the notorious Captain Oberlin M. Car
ter. died suddenly near Utica, New
York, last Friday. The Italian gov
ernment is investigating the recent
killing of several Italian citizens at
Erwin, Mississippi. Experts nave
completed the counting of the gold in
the Philadelphia mint. They make
$37, l40. 900 to a cent. ...PurSuant to a
proclamation from Governor Dockery,
the people of Missouri spent last Sun
day in fasting and prayer for rain....
President Shaffer, Of the Amalgamated
association, says that If the Steel
Trust does not give in, he will hold the
Republican party responsible. "A dis
patch of Sunday from Houston says
that good rains have fallen throughout
Texas during the past few days. .....
Mrs. Kruger, wife of former President
Kruger, of the Transvaal, died at Pre-
toria last Saturday of pneumonia, after
an illness Of only three days.. The
government thermometer registered 15C
degrees at Chicago last Sunday. This
Is the hottest weather on record in the
city. EGovernor General Wood, OF
Cuba. who has been i'll in Havana, has
so far recovered as to be able to come
to the United States and will probably
arrive in New York during the present
week. .EThirty thousand New YORK
tailors went on a strike Monday for
shorter hours and more pay. 1.-THE
New York spectators are working the
western drouth for all it Is worth.
Corn advanced cents and wheat "a
cents a bushel on the New York ex-
change Monday. The Virginia con-
stitutional convention held session OF
only 40 minutes. Monday. on account OF
the heat. The heat record in sew
eral western cities, Monday. was as
follows: Cincinnati, 105; Leavenworth
1903: Indianapolis. 112; Terre Haute'
1924; Louisville. 105.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
JUST AS REPRESENTED.

HERO, York -. u, April 10, 1901.
Mr.. SAM M. { list, Agent,
Mutual Benefit Life Ins. Co. Of New
ark, N. j.
Dear Sir: In reply to your inquiry as
to my opinion Of the company which
you represent, will say that / have two
policies in the company, and have re-
Gently taken out the second because
was so we'll pleased with the first.
found the policies to be just as repre-
sented by you, and will also say that
they are the fairest, simplest and most
easily understood policies l have ever
seen. l have no hesitancy in recon-
mending the Mutual Benefit and its
policies Internationally to any and all
my friends. and will further say that
/ am convinced that no man can make
safer, and, therefore. a better invest
ment for the benefit of his family than
a policy in your company. Wishing
YOU continued success in your work,
am Yours very truly,
l.. A. MCGILL.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
A Charming Orator Coming.

Miss Elizabeth Lumpkin, OF Colum-
bia, will recite in the armory at ROCK
Hill, on the 25th instant. the proceeds
to be devoted to the S. D. Barron U. u.
C. monument. The price Of admission
is 25 cents. Miss Lumpkin Is an ora
tor of the highest order, and brilliant
Young woman as we'll. In speech be-
fore the assembled Confederate Vete-
rams Of the state in Columbia, last
month, her eloquence evoked great en-
thusiasm and she was lionized by the
old veterans. While her pathos melted
the hearts Of her hearers. her utter
ances of patriotic love for the south's
surviving heroes and the sacred cause
for which they went to battle, stirred
the audience as no other speaker was
capable Of doing. Her recital Will De
a treat which should be heard by a
crowded house. "Et
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
The iturkrille Gaqairer.
Published Wednesday and Saturday
BLISIIE RS:
L. N. GRIST, w. d. GRIST,
o. E. GRIST, A. N. GRIST. .
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
ADVERTISEMENTS

Inserted at One Dollar per square for
the first insertion, and Fifty Cents per
square for each subsequent insertion:
A square consists of the space occupied
by ten lines of this size type.
fT Contracts for advertising space for
three, six and twleve months will be
made on reasonable terms. The con-
tracts must in all cases be confined to
the regular business Of the firm or indi-
vidual contracting, and the manuscript
must be in the office by Monday at
noon when intended for Wednesdays
issue, and on Thursday when intend
ed for Saturdays issue.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
COFFEE.

In Coffee I can furnish you all sorts
of Green and Roasted Coffees, from
the very best article down to the lower
grades. I especially call your atten-
ton to COOKS CHOICE, a roasted
Coffee put up in pound packages. 1t
Is all right at the price.
sJ have recently received supply
Of GRANULATED TABLE SALT,
which is especially nice for table use.
See me for anything in the Grocery
line. You can get what you want here
and get 1t FRESH and at the right
prices. j. B. WILLIAMS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-07-24
REMEMBER THE DEAD
THE LIVING CARE FOR
THEMSELVES.

:" HEN you remember the dead Of
w your family, you show to the
world that your love for them Is not
buried with the body. It is duty you
owe yourself and to the one that Is
gone, to place q neat Monument or
Tombstone over the last resting place
Of departed loved ones. To do this the
expense is not great, and It shows to
the world that your love for the dead is
as lasting as stone. II you have rela-
tives buried in unmarked graves do not
let it remain so. when the expense Of
marking the grave properly is so small.
Get my prices and see the styles Of
work have to offer you.
FRANK HAPPERFIELD.
In the rear Of the Kennedy Building.