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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-26
M'KINLEY IN MASSACHUSETTS.
Story Of His First Appearance in
Bay State Politics.

Bay state Politics.
1t was on Monday morning Oct. -.
1852. says the Boston Globe, that a very
compactly built gentleman of medium
stature, whose fresh-loOking counten-
auce betokened perfect health. dressed IN
the ordinary negligent style of -he aver
age Westerner and man of affairs. stained
with the dust OF travel and putting away
at cigar, prOtruding from beneath
neatly trimmed but stUbby mousta he.
aughted from an incoming western Train
at the Albany station
uhDhs INTO can, ne was soon %
the rooms Of the Republican 1ta-e COM
mlttee DrOffering a request to be pre-
scented to the secretary.
The secretary is busy lust now" said
those catching smiles "If the gentle
man can wait a moment I will see hat
ne soon sees the secretary
Wei, said the visitor with just
unSe OF declSlVeness in his tone. I have
Just arrived at the end of something Of
q journey TO fulfill an engagement with
TINS committee And before going to my
motel Tor bath and a breakfast I want
70 learn Just what my engagements are
me intermediary promised to do his
best for the gentleman and asked his
Mckinley" said the visitor. Nc
kinley Of Ohio"
Mckinley of Ohio" unused the in5er-
mediary. Now who the deuce IS Nc
Kinney OF Chio2' as he rushed into the
secretary's office.
Mr.. Secretary" said the intermedi-
e1tys excuse me Tor iutruQlng so last
uyl out there Is a man outside. without
Datn or 2 breakfast, who says ne IS
Mckinley. Mckinley Of Ohio and that
ne mas an engagement to speak for this
committee"
Mckinley OF Ohio" said the secre-
tary, not deigning 10 look up from d
cloSe inspection OF the contributors list.
mckinley of Ohio? Never heard OF
MIN nor OF his engagement Guess mes
Sot into the wrong SHOP. Ask him If
ne IS not engaged TO speak for General
Butler"
Rack goes the intermediary to the
outer wall where the Ohioans pa
tience was gradually OOzing away from
him
Il beg your pardon. ar. Mckinley. but
are YOU engaged TO speak for General
mittee2"
Mckinley of Ohio laughed So did the
Intermediary Then Mckinley briefly
mace bis position clear Then the future
cflef magistrate OF the republic was pre-
scented TO the secretary, who was pro-
fuse in apologies.
We We're not informed OF your com
lng, Mr.. Mckinley said he. If we
were. the information, somehow. must
nave gone astray- But" said the sec
Telar9, are you in congress, Mr.. Nc
Yes. sir, was the reply. I have the
honor to represent a district in Ohio
We'll sir, tonight said the secretary
our C@loidaIe Tor governor goes TO
Lowell General Buffers own town W.
may or may not have something out of
lle ordinary in the way of interruption
from oFerzea louS friends of General But
Ter BUT l think there VIII be no great
trouble from that source Now. If Won
say So, We viii have YOU join the parry
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ADVANTAGES OF A VOYAGE.
No Telling What a Girl May
Catch on To.


Catch on To.
I.os Angeles Express.)
A western girl, not Los Angelan.
who is making notable foreign mar
riage, came to it unexpectedly enough
She was shopping in New York with an
aunt Tor lew last things before the
aunt sailed that very afternoon for
Europe, and the aunt urged her to go
To Europe, also,
But 1t is too late to engage passage.
Not bit. You can share my state
room and we can settle with the stew
ard on board
But have no baggage.
There is enough in my steamer
trunk for both OF us on the journey
ana you can buy what you need on the
other side"
Ny dear. haven't so much as
The ships barber keeps tooth
brushes. Come on. You know you'd
love to so"
What would mother say?"
Telephone and ask her
Mother said yes, over the tele-
phone, and met her daughter at the
steamer with some shawlS and a hasti-
" packed bag.
Now, this western girl was pretty
and lively and popular with her. fellow
passengers, and she had the best kind
OF a time on that sudden voyage. There
was one fellow passenger OF interna-
tonal reputation with whom she be-
came more than popular. and next fall
that western girl will be Mrs. William
Marccni
And the moral of this is, never let
anything interfere with the chance of
q trip to Europe. You will not regret
COINS, even if you do not meet a wire
less telegrapher.
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e Ia Is perfect or not worm eaten M
Ia. VII increase unless a sfri7-- ne
eafine.s l lillsI the destruction Of inss-li
mlsdemeanor for a woman to ing 1t a
9 e,l hef bonnet are enacted and erfo-loIl5e
oaS holhlng Of the stiffness i'm or91, C5l.
ana anu eopse and glen, and aIo1e. T.'i.sd
ways ana byways that has sI}s, -i-sIi-
INC sweet little songs which onco lyz,led
i iLs75u mere it is noticeable tbs+ me ne
Lli. .l-s or no2ious insects are fncreasi--I
% .lae LdIIneF gardener and fruit TaisS..
the pests that We're once foo5 81, ,-'7S roy
ana held in check by them - "a. III, ls
next legislature do something To me ,1-s
Inllllners afraid of being ca1srt+ --,il5
the plumage of native birds in ~, ltu
SHOPS: and that viii discourage the Inn I-iIi
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A PLEA FOR THE BIRDS.
bingham BulIetin.)

TITS IItIIII DIIItLIu.I
One OF the most serious results =,
this state Of the slaughter OF birds Ia
meet the demands Of miIIiners is M
increase of insects which destroy fruit
trees and fruit. In many orchards II
IS impossible to find a specimen of fruit
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The New Reporter Again.
baltimore Americans

Always, said the astute city editor 10
the new reporter; always be on the look
out Scr any little touch of humor that
may brighten up our columns"
That evening the new reporter turns4
IN a story about Il robbery burglary in q
butcner shop, which commenced.
NJ Hiram Cleaver, the well known
butcher, is losing nesh rapidly thesa
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EN-CURVES.


There was once an old sultan
Who had. ii IS true,
So many ultimatums
He didn't know what to do.
He thought twOuld be waste
To burn EN- OF tear en-,
So he used the collection
To paper his harem.
Few people are so unfortunate that
they could not be worse on For in
stance. the negroes who were lynchad
at Pierce City might have had jobs at
the Cleveland, c., waterworks.
If the effect Of petroleum on the mos
QuItOeS is as pronounced as the effect
Of the mosquitoes on yellow fever in
vestigatOTs, science has succeeded in
killing two birds with one stone
The Long Island bride who rescued
her husband from the surf three weeks
after the wedding has had more than
her share Of trouble in landing man.
The announcement OF 4 waterspou1
in Kentucky is believed to be the pre-
liminary symptom of a sea serpent and
other marine monsters.
A gentleman Of experience states that
the quickest way for a young man to
get ahead is to amaIgamate his stimu-
lants just before retiring.
The humorous column in the Column
bus Press-POst is headed Funny
Jokes" The adjective is necessary TO
distinguish them from the practical
jokes perpetrated on the proprietor by
the Newswriters' union.
The new constitution of Alabama is
finished, and when ratified by the peo-
pie viii be ready for an unlimited pur-
suit race with the flag.
A MONETARY ROMANCE
Chapter I.
Money-HaTmOny.
Chapter II.
Matrimony-Cere
Chapter III.
rsimOny-AcrimOny.
Chapter ".
estimOny-Alimony.
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LONGEVITY INCREASING.


the United states inerf 5i ia s o. humanity in
by the decrease occurring early and
The more general adop
cities Comparing sn with 81 in $780,
too much reliance
report all the deaths that occur But as health 6ef IN m not
the country are beginning to realize more b,V th - a. a
accuracy the comparison it the
compared With 1890 The deaths
less to the avages Of
h ufe n the , adoption Of Intelligent preventive methods
the increased facilities for ots OF the western climate and
there is no doubt also large of
1t is highly probable that who are de-
handing TIT conference
barred from London hotels couldn't of the word
wyoming is said to have cleared nm
the surrounding their addresses
to atprng dime big money by going
who is going through the 4vn
streght before the . nailed
Rabbit brains cure for Ioeaia,v
oood brother to loosen up ' ~ 'nA' article invariably
-. The Russian the United states
~ ' ''e'A-@uL
may be no connection between the advance in tin the b
Of 100000 stable the consume ~i
TO be
dispatch SAYS that waespout which Kentucky
side
that attend it
themselves
vass she ness have no fear of ogden
making of argument
s
doing f1F@
Of the ~ q Knight
The sultan folly of standing pat on three
principal reason Why people have to pay 50 much for in
- IN Is because
UriOe-Urlbe.s revolution seems . perry-go.rouaa
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Then He'd Catch It.

II itiiaOei PIMA llmeS.t
And do you dislike hin2''
Dislike him2 hate him so fauch I
sometimes wish I could marry him
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A Valuable Witness-



ftaS the Ghost of the ATatanzls mule
been subooeuaed before the naval court
Of INQUIRY
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~ 'N
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The decision of saidt
ta;eprsng they make big money m oi
- 7-9
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is going through the ,
a.
streight before j nail do
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-26

There was once an old sultan
Who had. IT IS true,
So many ultimatums
He didn't know what to do
He thought 'twOuld be waste
To burn EN- or tear en-,
So he used the collection
To nlner his hiram.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-26

The divorce question is the subject Of
an essay by Mrs. NJ Z. w. Sherwood. i'm
the September Smart Set 1t is entitled
Cntylng the Knot Edgar Saltus
Julien Gordcn, Clinton ScOilard Paul
Lawrence Dunbar and Lloyd Osbourue
are also among the well known con-
tT1butors- A prize story. ''Broctou Mott.
Reallst, Is the work of Kate Jordan
and a real live prince vladimir Vania4-
Sky) has written a storyovitch on Tho
Queen of the Far Country
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Rabbit brains being for Ioekiav
10 loosen up.
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The Russian that predicts between the Tn
and Germany country s7nnlie
perors soldiers sauerIzraut
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Few people are so unfortunate that
they could not be worse OF. For in
stance. the negroes who were lynchsd
at Pierce city might have had jobs at
the Cleveland, c., waterwcrks.
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1t be hoped schley Sampson are not SCI
sd uonal proclrites
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There the advance in tin and IL
of 100000 stable trust but the con
have q pony just same.
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A dispatch that which occurred in Ke
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If the effect Of petroleum on the mos
quitOes is as pronounced as the effect
Of the mosquitoes on yellow fever in
vestigatOrs, science has succeeded in
killing two birds with one stcne.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-01
BRING SUIT
ON OLD DEBT
Lewis and Turk Said to
Owe Red Front
proprietors.

Lewis and TURK nave returned from
their vacation" on the Coast just in
time to meet with a suit brought
against them by the proprietors of the
Red Front store which supplies
sailors with rough clothes and other
sea-faring paraphernalia. The proprle-
tors claim that the heavenly twins"
owe them 1872. Lewis and T.urK, in the
hey-day Of their reign on the water
front last spring, used to make it a
habit to go to the Red Front store ana
purchase clothes on account, and then
sell them TO the sailors wnom they
shipped.
The arrangement between Lewis and
Turk and the Red Front proprietors
was that the goods would stand sold
in the name of Lewis and Turk, who
were to collect from the sailors and
promptly pay the amount over to the
store. The proprietors claim that
Lewis and Turk, although they collect
ed money due on the clothes, failed
to make the payments to them, and
have therefore deemed it best to call
a judge into the matter to decide
whether Lewis and Turk should not
be adjudged indebted to them in the
above amount.
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TO
MEET TONIGHT
Late News of interest
to the Sporting
World.

The second indoor Pentathlon contest
of the Young Mems Christian Associa-
ton will be held in the gymnasium this
evening, commencing at 1880 o'clock.
Over thirty athletes will compete in the
following events:
High jump, three broad jumps, $50
rope skips, pull-up, step over string.
The Healani Yacht and Boat Club
will give a dance this evening at their
boathouse. Mirth, music and moonlight
viii be on tap in large quantities. Tick
cts for the good time are being car
ried around and offered for sale by w.
w. Thayer, A. L. c. Atkinson and p.
L. Weaver. ->.
Governor Dole's old craft, the Bon
ME Dundee, has been purchased by
Messrs. Sorenson and Lyle for $3.50.
The yacht will be rebuilt, improved and
made more eommodious for pleasuring
purposes.
William wolters, who at one time
owned Loupe, has just got a mare UP
from the country to be put in training
for the coming season. She is a bay
runner and has been turned out for
the past two years.
C. H. Judd is handling Violin and
Irish I.aSsie.
Sidney Boyd has several race horses
at the Coast which he will send for as
soon as he sees that there is something
doing. His stable consists of a Kings
ton colt. Deerfoot, and two or three
others, at present in charge of Charlie
Pleasanton. Mr.. Boyd is trying to buy
old Salvation, a well known distance
horse and crackerjack over the
sticks.
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thought to be Identical with one of two
other kings, and in all the old common
taries the name is given as another name
for one or the other of the two kings.
The tablets" said DR.. Chapman, have
cred out in contradiction, for they tell
us who Sargan was. He was the great
est king of Assyrian kings, and he reign
ed for seventeen years, building great
cities and doing many noble things for
the benefit Of his people,
And what as to those forty years of
which the Scriptures give no record?'
said the lecturer. '"Those forty years
during which we have no account of vic
tories and trtumphs and glory? No ac-
counts of great buildings built or battles
fought? What of those forty years?
Why, the stones have cried out and told
us; they bid look to the Red Sea,
There we find the reason. The soldiers
We're drowned, and there were none left
to fight the battles! The Israelites were
gone and they had no slaves to build
them buildings! Pharaoh was lost and
destroyed. That is why there was no
retord of those forty years! Don't you
see, my friends, that the tablets and the
Scriptures supplement each other, and
that there is no inconsistency, only har-
mony and confirmation?"
DR.. Chapman closed his address with
a simple little story of a man who fell
into trouble, and was sorely tried and
1u-thought-of, but he had a little daugh-
ter who believed in him and would not
listen to anything against him. One day
the troubles all went away, and the lit
tie girl ran to him and clasped her arms
about his neck, kissing him and saying,
Il knew you would come out all right,
you dear papa, I knew you would come
out all right, because you are always
right" 1T is just so with this" said
he. taking up his Bible. 81 know it will
come out all right, because it always
comes GU rightp' With this he lifted the
book to his lips and kissed it.
The audience applauded cordially as
the aged lecturer took his seat, and when
the meeting was dismissed many gath
cred around him to congratulate and
thank him.
| Announcements were made by Mr.. Per
| ry as follows: A mass-meeting will be
held at O'Clock on Sunday afternoon.
and another in the evening at 7:30 O'Clock
for the purpose of perfecting the organi-
cation of the Anti-Sa1oon League. These
meetings will be under the supervision
of DR.. Chapman. Another mass-meeting
of all the young people of the various
Christian organizations will be held mex,
| Thursday evening at Central Union
Church for the purpose of cooperation
with the Anti-Saloon movement.
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NOTICE

MRS. FRENCH IS AUTHORIZED
to collect and receipt for. accounts due
the Honolulu Stock Yards Co., Ltd.
HONOLULU STOCK YARDS CO.
LTD.
w. S. WRITER'S, Manager.
5791
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1900 = 1900
LOTS
IN KAPIOLANI TRACT
For Sale.

THE KAPIoLANI TRACT extends
from King street to the beach. A road
Of so feet width VIII be opened on the
east side Of the property adjoining the
Kamehameha Girls School; said road
will extend to the sea. -
CROSS ROADS will be opened be-
tween blocks. Every lot will have a
frontage ON a road. The elevations
varies from 10 feet high to 10 feet
high above sea level.
NO SwAMPs around the premises
No freshet will enter the property.
THERE IS AN OFFER to buy 81
part Of the property bysa great manu-
featuring company. The chances are
the offer may be accepted. There Is
every reason to believe the prices OF
OTIS will increase In short time. The
owner Of the property will give all
chances to purchasers to make money
on their investments.
THE GROUND IS SUPERIOR to
any tract in the market.
THE PREMISES are situated with
In one mile and half from the post
office.
THE GOVERNMENT WATER
PIPES are laid along the upper por-
ton Of the property.
THE PRICES are the cheapest OF any
tract within two miles from the center
of the city.
! THE TERMS which will be given to
purchasers will be the best ever given
by any Real Estate Dealer or Broker
during the last twenty years in Homo
lulu.
FOR TERMS or more particulars APP
ply to
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ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

AT THE ANNUAL MEETING OF
the stockholders of the. HILO PORTU-
GUESE SUGAR MILL COMPANY,
held this day at the office OF H. Hack
field & Co., Ltd, the following officers
have been elected to serve for the en-
suing year:
j. F. Hackfeld, President.
H. A. Isenberg, Vice President
George Rodiek, Treasurer.
F. Klamp, Secretary.
w. Pfotenhauer, Auditor.
The above named officers also con-
stitute the Board of Directors.
1892 F. KLAMP, Secretary.
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NOTICE

NO RECEIPT FOR MONEY ON
our account is valid unless it bears the
stamp of our office, or the signature
of D. L. Austin, our collector.
w. w. DIMOND CO., LTD.
5792
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The North China Daily News records
the death at Bombay, after a short i'll
of the P. & o. S. N. Co., and recently
commanding the Parramatta. He was a
gentleman, a scholar, a thorough sea-
man, and one of the kindest and most
courteous of men. He commanded at diff
ferent times the Zambes, Picking, Hydas-
pes, Cathay, Valetta and Parramatta.
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NOT ICE

FoLLCW fEe ARE THE OFFICE,
of the Jofii. sfott-Smith Estate, Ltd,
to serve for the year ending December
81, 1901:
E. A. Mott-Smith, Managing Director
Alfred T. Brock, Secretary.
j. Ellis Bird Auditor. 5792
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NOTICE.

OAHU RAILWAY & LAND COM
PANY.
THE STOCKBOOKS OF THE
Oahu Railway & Land Co. will be
closed to transfers from February 26th
to 2Sth, both days inclusive.
NJ p. ROBINSON,
Treasurer o. r. e. l.. Co.
February 26th, 1901 5791
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HAWAIIAN LODGE, NO. Il, r
& A. M.
*

There win be special meeting of
Hawaiian Lodge No. q, F. G. A. NJ, at
its hall, Masonic Temple. corner of
Hotel and Alakea streets, THIS FRI
DAY EVENING, March 1st, at $50
o'clock.
WORK IN THE THIRD DEGREE.
Members of Pacific Lodge, Lodge OF
Progress and all sojourning brethren
are fraternally invited to attend.
BY order of w. M.
K. r. G. WALLACE, Secretary.
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MEETING NOTICE.

AN ADJOURNED MEETING OF
the stockholders of the Honolulu Rapid
Transit and Land Company will be held
on Saturday. March I'd. at 10 a., m., al
the Chamber of Commercefr room.
J.. A. GILMAN, =.
5793 Secretary
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Corporation Notices.
ADJOURNED AnkUGL MikIIkG

THE ADJOURNED ANNUAL
meeting of the stockholders of the Ha-
waiian Sugar Company will be held
Friday, March /, 1901, at 8 o'clock a.
M, in the Chamber of Commerce
rooms.
w. l.. HOPPER,
1898 Secretary.
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ANNUAL MEETING

THE ADJOURNED ANNUAL
meeting of the Kakuku Plantation
Company win be held on Saturday,
March 2, at 10 a. m. in the rooms of
the Chamber of Commerce for the
purpose of amending the Bylaws, etc.
w. r. CASTLE, JR.,
$3.50 Secretary.
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ANNUAL MEETING.

THE REGULAR ANNUAL MEET
ing of the. stockholders of the Inter-
Island Steam Navigation Co.. Ltd, will
be held at the office of the Company,
Queen street, on Tuesday, March l.,
1901, at 10 O'Clock a. nj.
C. H. CLAPP, Secretary.
Honolulu, February %, 1901. San
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NOTICE.

DURING MY TEMPORARY ABB
sence from this Territory DR.. Kobaya-
shi will take charge Of my practice.
579S DR.. 7. MORT.