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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05

hidden behind its door. With a remem-
brance of his Old fears, and a little con-
tempt in his mind for that trembling
die and went to the cupboard and laid
yielded at once and flew open.
Even as it few open, something big
and heavy lurched forward out of it
and fell upon him and upon the candle,
knocking out the light and almost
. throwing him to the floor. He heard a
thud as the something, whatever it
fell at his feet.
He was in total darkness, and. for
some strange reason, was trembling vi
olently. For, curiously enough, as that
which fell out of the cupboard fell
against him, in the moment before the
light was eNtinguished, he thought he
had glimpse of face-only glimpse
of less than the fraction of a second.
Trembling still. but deriding his fears,
he took out matchbox and, with
shaking hands. essayed to get a light
The first match flared and spluttered
threw little blush haze round-and
went out: but it had been enough to
let him see that something long and
dark. like body, was at his feet. He
struck another match; and this time it
flared up brightly; he lowered it. and
himself, too, towards what lay at his
feet
Good heavens-it was a body! He
took the light slowly along the length
of it until he came to the face, bent
nearer to it. and then cried out wildly
and dropped the match.
The face was that Of a dead man,
horribly distorted; and it was the face
OF the messenger he had sent into
Rickerby's Folly-James Holden!
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
Gone Before,

~ confess to g. peculiar and even pa-
thetic interest in this Old college foot
ball ground" said the middlc~uged
man. who was revisiting his alma ma
ter after the lapse of many years.
IL seems Il part of yourself Pre-.
sume?' observed the other man.
yes: that IS what invests 1t with
the peculiar interest" he rejolnad.
When played my last game on these
grounds left finger joint and part of
an eur somewhere about here."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
Fal.c CI,n,r,,u,re.

Observation-Disclosures Is the cl,,rue,
Officer-Carrying concealed de,a
weapons.
Prsoner-'Tis false, your honor
had no deadly weapon. 1t was on,u
French dueliDg pistol.-New W.
Weekly.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
Nansen's Plea for Polar Discovery

In an interesting article in Frank Les
lies Popular Monthly for November the
great explorer closes with this appeal:
I'm our age of avarice and greed
when the nations stand armed to the
thu teeth to fight for power and pelf,
and one begins to have doubts as to the
moral progress of humanity, it seems
like ray of light to see men setting
sail for higher goals. Let us, then, wish
them Godspeed on their several quests
in BrOwning's words:
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
A Wonderful Clock,

A clock was recently made, which
addition to striking the hours, halves ~
quarters. shows the phases OF the mn az
and tells the time In any other civ ''1 %
as the clock Is too expensive to p,irch. ny
the IL fr best way TO- Setan this
also contains many amusing anecIio,ol
statistics and much general inlorma,itss9
that will interest you. 1t can be obtano !
from any druggist free Of charge,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
His Criticism.

She-Boys have more fun than girl,
anyhow.
He-Well, that's because they spend
too much time just trying to be good \
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-12-05
Quality of the Live Stock.

1t was a pleasurable surprise to
note the high quality of the stock
The average of quality in cattle is
higher than the average of cattle in our
state, unless in the dairy classes. This
opinion is not reached rashly or with
out ample opportunity for investiga-
ton. I spent three long days in the
show ring at Winnipeg making the
awards in the beef classes. question
II any OF our states, single handed.
could make such showing in cattle.
1t was my privilege to make the
awards at several shows and at all of
their fairs were evidences that much
attention is given to the improvement
OF the stock. I noted carefully the
character OF the herds that grazed
along the railroad and everywhere the
high average of the quality of the stock
was in evidence.
Reasons for Quality In Stock.
The quality of the grass is good.
Many of the settlers came from On
tario and had been schooled as to the
value of good stock before going west
The railroads and the government
have taken deep interest in making
it less difficult and costly to the farm
ers to secure good males.
THOSE who are anxious of changing
their residence should bear in mind
that the lands in Western Canada are
many OF them free and others reason
ably cheap.
Information will gladly be given by
any agent Of the Canadian government.
whose advertisement appears else-
where.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
GENERAL CONDITIONS.

u. :. Weather Bureau. Baltimore, Md,
July IS, 1901:
The following general conditions OF the
weather we're received at ?. 80 p. m. to-
day from Section Director OF the Weather
Bureau, Baltimore
The hot dry weather continues in the
Mississippi Valley and westward to the
Rocky Mountains. No rain of any con-
sequence has fallen during the past "a
hours in the corn belt. Missouri, Iowa.
Kansas, Oklahoma and Northern Michi-
gan report afternoon maximum tempera-
lures ranging from 1907 to Io4o. In the
Atlantic coast states the temperatures are
scasonable this morning excepting in the
New England states where they are from
80 to SO above normal. Rains were
general during the past - hours along
and near the coast from South Carolina
to New Jersey. The temperature is slow
~ rising in the eastern states.
OLIVER L. FASSIG,
Section Director.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
SNAP SHOTS.
OLIVER l.. FASSIG,
Section Director.

Fired From The Capitals Camera"
July IS half gone.
is this the blackberry rain?
Today is ST. Swithin's Day.
Will Jupiter Pluvius ever let up9
The State militia is wading in mud.
Three inches OF rain up to yesterday.
The counterleiter never makes good.
Everything is stuck up this weather.
Its an easy matter to get stuck on
yourself these days.
-Fiercely hot; and yet some people
will persist IN wearing kid gloves.
This seems to De an oh-year for the
kissing bug
Hicks promised the storm. and it
came on time
Even the shirtwaist preacher is as
serung himself.
The dewberry is on the fire, and the
whouleberry in the pudding.
City cousins are now seeking the
rural retreats of their dear country oous-
ms.
Front step parties are great saving
IN gas bills.
Isn't 1t astonishing how many per-
sons drink iced tea?
One doesn't have to ride bicycle to
be a scorCher these days.
Jupiter Pluvius demonstrated his SUI
perb efficiency as a street cleaner.
Be very sure of your complexion be-
fore YOU invest in an emerald green para
sol.
oh that bleeding Kansas" had
some Of this rain,
The weatherman must have mistaken
the NJ. n. u. encampment for camp
meeting.
Actions speak louder than words,
ana actors louder than either.
Even a Board OF Health sign won't
Nsep the wolf from the door.
Even the ice man can make it hot
Tor YOU It you don't pay your bill.
Some women carry their bargain
hunting prochvities so far as to take
husband whose reputation is slightly
damaged.
~ SFARROW'S Candies at Fred. I
smiths, Md. Avenue. oil
Oau at Feldmeyer Bros, City's Drug
S'oTe and get free sample of Chamber
IAN Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
ale an elegant physic. They also i'm
prove the appetite, strengthen the diges-
4on and regulate the liver and bowels.
effect.
Come to our store and we will clothe
nee deal with us and we will save thee
SoNEl. AARON L. GOODMAN Market
Space.
JUNIORS, boils, pimples and all
erupuonS are due to impure blood,
ana toy purifying the blood with
hood $ Sarsaparilla they are CURED.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
Sometbing For Nothing.

or nearly nothing. From July to in
elusive, and from September | 10 10 in
elusive, the Chicago. Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway will sell tickets from Chr
cago to Pueblo. Colorado Springs and
Denver for S25; to Ogden and Salt Lake
Civ for $40. This is less than the regu-
lar one-way fare. On other dates from
now until August 81, they will make rates
of s3I. 50 to Colorado points and s445o
to Utah points. Return limit OF all tickets
October 81. The Chicago, Milwaukee &
ST. Paul Railway operates the only cleo
trio lighted train into Omaha, the "Pio-
neer Limited to St. Paul and other up
to-date trains. To ascertain how to avail
yourself OF these, the cheapest rates ever
offered. drop postal to w. 5. Howell
General Eastern Passenger Agent, New
York City, or to Edmund Janeway, TTav-
cling Passenger Agent, No. "a South 3rd
street, Philadelphia. SI+
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
Deafness Cannot beOured

by loealspplicatlons, as they cann0tTeach
the diseased portion of the ear. There
is only one way to cure DEAFNESS c5 ana
Daafness ia caused by an intlamed con-
dillon of the mucous lining of the Eu-
staehian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed YOU have rumbling sound OF
imperfect hearing, ana when II Is e9tiLe'
Iv closed deafness is the result, and un-
less the inflammation can be taken out
and This tube restored to Its normal con-
Sition. hearing will be destroyed forever:
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca,
tarrh, which is nothing put an lnHSme0
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness lcaused by ca
tsrrhl that cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tsrrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
'''i =" #. j. CHENEY b CO.,
Toledo. Ohio,
%Soldby Druggists. 75c.
HalI's Family Pills are the best.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
PERSONAL MENTION.
In The Social Whirl-T Those Who Go And
Those Who Come.

Those W DO Come.
Late arrivals at Chautauqua Beach
are Mr.. F. KeaTney, OF Washington. Mr..
]. b. Hillman, Of Washington. Mrs.
Il. II. HayRer. Of New York and Mr..
A RI. Bass, OF Boston.
Mrs. John Hood. is the guest OF Mrs.
c. Bohn Siingiufi, on Chestnut Ridge,
Towson. Baltimore county.
Mr.. Z. P. Banks and son. Of Phila-
delphia, spent Sunday with his parents
in this city
Miss Elizabeth Tate is visiting friends
in Ossening, New York
Mrs. Meyers and daughter. of Wash
ington, who have been visiting her SIS
ter. Mrs. Grafton Ridout. have returned.
Miss Agnes Himmelheber left for
Washington this morning.
Miss Kate Rockhold has returned from
a visi, TO North Carolina.
The family of Mr. James M Munroe
are spending the summer al Blue Noun
tain House, Md.
Miss Louise Campbell, OF Hyattsville,
is visiting Mrs Spencer.
Messrs. Harry f. Lcngley and c. Ber-
neite Taylor. OF Baltimore, spent Sunday
with Mr.. Edward A. Taylor and family
on Conduit Street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
A Useful Booklet.

The Chautauqua Beach booklet has
been issued. 1t is useful and attractive
twenty page little book, handsomely
illustrated with scenes at the Beach, and
containing the program for each day un
Ill the close of the season, Sept. ,, Labor
Day. 1t also contains historic sketch
OF Chesapeake Chautauqua. and IS
useful guide TO that popular resort. Any
one OF these pretty booklets may be obtain
ed by addressing DIR. c. c. Mclean, chan
cellor, of Chesapeake Chautauqua and
enclosing a one cent stamp for postage.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

You may as well expect to run steam
engine without water as to find an active
energetic man with torpid liver and
YOU may know that his liver IS torpid
when he does not relish his food or feels
dull and languid after eating, often has
headache and sometimes dizziness. A
few doses of Chamberlain S Stomach and
Liver Tablets will restore his liver to lis
normal functions, renew his vitality, inn
prove his digestion and make him feel
like a new man. Price, IS cents. Sam
plies free at Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug
Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15


rsix years ago nay stomach and heart troubled
me SO much ! had to do something, as the
doctors could not help me" writes Mrs. 5. A.
Knapp. of san Jose. California, Box s92. VI
went TO san Francisco and had treatment tor
catarrh of the stomach and better for
some time, then II came back. ! then used
DR. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets These medicines cured my
stomach / do not have the pain and indiges-
ton as ! did II is very hard for me to tell you
what / suffered before ] commenced taking
your valuable medicine. ] recommend II TO all
the sufferers whom ] meet"
To cure constipation use DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

There are 100 vacancies in the grades
If innior lieutenant and ensign, includ-
inc assignments of last years gradual
ing class OF cadets. These vacancies, II
filled, would materially increase the
number of young officers, OF which the
navy is now in much need, but under
existing rules of appointments to the
Naval Academy it is regarded as i'm
possible to maintain the personnel at the
iuU limit allowed by law.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
Sunday School Picnic.

The First Presbyterian. Sunday SGnooI
will give picnic at Chautauqua Beach
ON On" Thursday, July IS. 1921. Tickets
On - Unnamed from the following
S $3.50 Mrs r. B. GARDENERS Store,
Main Street. MIR. Louis H. Rehn's Store,
NJ NJ Street and Mr.. J. E. V. Phillip $
Store. West Street. Adults Is cents
children X cents. Members OF the sun
day School will be furnished tickets nee.
Trains leave 1915 a. m, 40 ana sos
o.. m,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
non't Let Them Suffer.

Often children are tortured win l'Sn'
- an5 burning eczema and other skin
l Iis.ssss bnt Bucklen's Arnica Salve
Isl The raw sores. expels Inflammation
Lees the skin without scar. Clean'
tssrTart cheap. there's no salve on earth
:. =. God Try it. Cure guaranteed.
- cents at Feldmeyer Bros, CITY
Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

some other organ.
The inexperienced
practitioner treats
the wrong disease,
and hence the con-
slant statement of
DR. Pierce s cores
pondents uDoc-
tors could not help
me-
Doctor Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery cures
disc a sc s of the
stomach and or
gans of digestion
and nutrition. IT
increases the as
sinilative powers,
and puriies and
enriches the blood.
When diseases of
organs rem ote
from the stomach
are caused by the
stomach, the cure
of the stomach re-
suits in the cure
Of the other dis
eases, in heart,
lungs, liver, kid
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
Piano Tuning and GAINING.

VIM. MUHLMEISTER, IS West St,
specialist affirming and Repairing Pianos
and Organs, and also Gaining Chairs
If work is not satisfactory, money re-
funded. Lately graduate from the
Maryland School for the Blind at Balti-
more. s77
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

There are a great many people who
have heart sickness, who have no
chronic arrangement of the heart.
When the stomach is diseased il may
affect many other organs, and produce
all the evidences of diseased heart, dis
eased liver or kidneys, or disease IN
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
FREE oHAUrAUQUA PROGRAMME
At Ohautauqua Beaoh-The People of An
napolis are Most Cordially Welcomed.

lAV 10 110.E-'1 III =
napolis are Most Cordially Welcomed.
Chautauqua Beach grows in popularity
daily. The following IS the program
Monday, July Isth-3.3 p. m. Con-
cert. 745 p. m, Steieoptican Lecture,
"HIstoric New England" by Clarence
w. Broomall, West Chester, Pa.
Tuesday, July I6th-3 80 p. m, Luth-
eran day program 7.45 p. m, Stereop-
ucon Lecture, ''In the Footsteps OF
Washington, by Clarence w. Broomall.
Wednesday. July I7ih-3 80 p. M
Methodist Episcopal day program, Wo-
mans Home and Foreign Missionary
Societies, Washington and Baltimore
Address of Welcome by Mrs. Charles C..
Mclean
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
Ernnrsinn TO Oambridge.

The steamer Sassafras of the Tolches-
ter steamboat company took Us eNCuI-
sionists to Cambridge TINS morning on
the excursion given by the Maryland
Avenue NJ. +. Church
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
RArEs OF ADVERTISING

- -...are tive lines NonpareiD lrst inser-
NA, 90 Fulze4ueut insertions 90 cents
..- rat,s inside with monthly, quarterly
s.t ..arly advertisers.
---f..,l notices and political or personal
tNI1.,aluns Is cents per line BOurgoise
'.T,t insertions. 10 cents per line.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

leave Annapolis for Chautauqua Beach Week
Al 81 90 a. IN and 2. 10 and boo
IN sundays = 10 and 10. 30 a m 3 30 p IA
t.,yr ghautauqua Beach for Annapolis, Week
,,,.1t d 80 a IN. p % and q. 90 p. m. SUD
I.rs n UOa IN. and q 90 n m.
M rgD,yN J. WILSON BROWN
>. " ~ ~ q AT Manager.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EHSE,

A powder to be shaken into the shoes. Your
feet feel swollen, nervous and hot, and get tired
easily. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes,
try Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cools the feet and
makes walking easy. Cures SWOLLEN, sweating
feet ingrowing nails, blisters and eallous spots
Relieves corns and bunions of all pain and gives
rest and comfort Try it today. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores for 25 cents. Trial
package FREE. Address, Allan S olmsted,
lie Roy, n. Y. 7-l6-Im.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
knIye In Annapolis :
,,,.pous, WASHINGTON & BALTIMORE R. R..

sunday lfdiHst
TEAM. Annapolis 8. 80 g. m, and . 10 p m
Ls,'l 'rtirn1Te T. 90 a. m. aud 4. so p. IN
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

... t..,y. for ANNAPOLIS Junction connect
.., uFruton and The Junction with trains iot
lh- $50 and washington and other points, as
45a.m Arrive at. g. so a III.
IL 10 y. m @-OO =. m
4 30 u fu " -. 8. 56 p.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15

CuAUrAUoUA BEACH.

,.,v-stS3Oa. m. and 40 p. M Arrive
ct Ossa. and 6.45 p. IN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-07-15
SCHEDULE OF LOCAL. TRAINS.
-. ID knaapoIL. So LIas aaIIroad.

-.rs4ule pa effect from June IS, 1901.
t.-,,,Iist Arrive In Baltimore
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-10-31

They sat In a swing, half-hidden by
the fragrant shrubbery Of an east end
lawn. She was trying to make hinl
Jealous, which he had penetration
enough to descry and experience
enough with her sex to remain provok-
ingly calm.
All the rapturous adjectives OF hel
high-school vocabulary were pressed
into praise Of rival. says the Mem
phis Scimitar.
"He is Just the most perfectly lovely
man I ever met" she fervently de-
claimed, clasping her hands above her
heart and lifting her lustrous orbs
mOonward.
"He must be bird" he suggested
nonchalantly.
"Such adorable eyes; such low, mu-
steal voice, as full Of soul as the muir
muir Of a meadow brook. And, oh! he
sings divinely."
SORRY l never met your friend" he
said in tone irritatingly practical, &C.
companied with a yawn artistically
audible.
"Oh, do so want you to meet him.
know you will like him. He Is fond
Of poetry and music, and he drives the
loveliest horses"
"Eh! Whom does he drive for?"
And a few minutes later the swing
swung emptily.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-10-31
Much Abbreviated.

A customer from one Of the suburbs
dropped into a paint shop. took slip
Of paper from his pocket, looked at 1t.
knitted his brows. shook his head, put
on his glasses. inspected the paper
again, and gave it up as bad job.
II made a hasty memorandum" he
said to the proprietor of the shop. "of
something was to call here and buy.
but trusted too much to my memory.
seem to have jotted down nothing but
the initials. and I've forgotten what
they mean."
LET me see the memorandum" said
the proprietor. 1T may be that can
help you"
Its nothing but three letters" re-
piled the customer. handing 1t over.
'Only C. p. A"
$50 I see. C. p. A. Why, that's
sepia, a kind of brown paint. Wasn't
that it?"
what a fool l am! OF course 1t
was"
He gor his sepia. threw big red APP
pie on the counter in lieu Of hush
money" and went away with sheep
ish look on his face.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-10-31
1 9'%,!aGfSe99Ser



A new and interesting amusement
for young people Is what Is known as
dot -dra W ing" This Is best done on
4 slate, on which dots have been lightly
drilled with the point OF knife blade.
There should be a square Of about 20
dots each way. and they should be IN
perfectly even and regular rows. This
will give enough room for almost any
kind OF drawing. The advantage IN
having the dots ON a slate consists IN
the ease with which lines may be eras-
ed, II necessary. during the work. with
out disturbing the dots; on paper. 1t
would be much more difficult.
Dot-drawing may be played AZ q
game. A subject having been selected.
the starter begins anywhere on the
edge Of the square, and draws line
from one dot to another. The next
player takes up the line where the first
one left of. and draws to another dot;
and 20 on. until the slate comes back TO
the starter, who continues the work.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-10-31

onist, and he died when she was fifteen,
leaving her in the charge Of her step
mother, Richard Fosters aunt. The
match was one Of the stepmother's maxi
ing, for Olivia was little better than
child. Richard was glad enough to get
her income. One-third of it was settled
upon her absolutely. Richard was look
ing forward eagerly to her being one-and-
twenty, for he had made ducks and
brakes of his own property, and tried to
do the same with mine. He would have
done so with his wife's; but few weeks
before Olivia's twenty-irst birthday she
disappeared mysteriously. There her
fortune lies, and Richard has no more
power than I have to touch 1t. He can
not even claim the money lying In the
Bank of Australia, which has been re-
mitted by her trustees; nor can Olivia
claim 1t without making herself known
to him, 1t Is accommodating there, while
both of them are on the verge Of pow
erty."
But he must have been very cruel to
her before she would run away! said
my mother In a pitiful voice.
"Cruelw repeated Kate Daltrey. well,
there are many kluuS VI CIueAIJ' = w
not suppose Richard would ever trans
gress the limits Of the law. But Olivia
was one of those girls who can suffer
great torture-mental torture l mean.
Even l could not live in the same house
with Richard, and she was dreamy.
sensitive, romantic child, with as much
knowledge Of the world as a baby.
was astonished to hear she had had dar-
ing enough to leave him."
But there must be some protection for
her from the law" said, thinking Of the
bold, coarse woman, no doubt his asso-
ciate, who was in pursuit of Olivia. "She
might sue for judicial separation, at
the least, il not a divorce"
II am quite sure nothing could be
brought against him in court of law
she answered. HE is very wary and
cunning, and knows very we'll what he
may do and what he may not do. A
few months before Olivias flight. he in
troduced a woman as her companion. He
calls her his cousin. Since l saw her
this morning have been thinking Of her
position in every light, and l really do
not see anything she could have done,
except running away as she did. or max
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-10-31
The Anthem Again.

The messiah" was sung recently in
Philadelphia. and one Of the anthems
rendered by the chorus had as its
theme, I'VE have turned every one to
his own way" AS anthems 60. this
sounded somewhat as follows: I'VE
have turned. turned turned-we have
turned. yes. we have-we have turned
every one. every one to his own way.
own way-every one to his own way"
The anthem involved several pages Of
music. and every time the chorus sang
1--WE have turned. turned. turned"
they proceeded to turn over to the next
page. and then burst out again with
1--WE have turned, turned"' A certain
plain citizen. rather elderly. who sat
we'll in the rear. not appreciating the
delicate sentiment. was heard to NUT
ter. disgustedly, "Well. when you get
through turnin', turnin' them gol-
derned pages, suppose you shet up
about it!'-Harper's Magazine.