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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
PRESBYTERIAN TEACHERS
First Days Session of the summe
Institute

Z lfSL lay session OF the Summer
Institute
The Teachers association Of the Pres
bytery of Utah opened its nineteenth
annual summer institute in the Col
Ieesate Institute building yesterday af-
terroon. There was a good attendance
of local and outside teachers ana Jhe
week of conference opened under aus
piciOus circumstance About fourteen
teachers from over the state registered
at the institute yesterday and VIII re-
main during the conference
The first session was held in the Col
Iegiate building and was opened at .
%. m by Professor George H AarshaIl,
president OF the institute The nrst
hour was devoted TO a prayer service
on the topic, Patience ana hlndLess
in Our Work. This was led by ReV.
George Bailey. The ext hour, whiN
was TO have been occupied by ProIeS-
sor Marshall in an address on sum
mer Schools and Educational COANen-
tons. was devoted 60 a business meet
ing and Professor Marsnali ADDRESS
was postponed until this morning. II
was found after the conference con-
veLed that a number C- those scheduled
10 appear on the programme could not
be present, and the business meeting
was devoted TO making arrangements
To supply the places OF those VINO could
After .cOnsidera BILE elaboration the pro-
gramme was fixed up satisfactorily
The session then adjourned until even
ing.
At the evening session Miss Z. c.
Heron delivered an interesting address
on Some European Experiences, in
which she described her travels through
Scotland, England Holland and Italy.
Interesting "reminiscences of travels
were given by DR.. Paden. DR.. Wishard
and Rev George Bailey. The session
was then adjourned until $50 this
morning.
Among the visiting teachers who
We're present at the opening session of
the institute were Mis1 DOggett, Hy
rum; Miss Kyle, ParOwan; Mr.. and
Mrs. Wright, st. Anthony; Miss Noble,
kaysvillet Miss HaUron, Mt. Pleasant;
Miss Hughes, Mt Pleasant; Miss La
mont. Salina; Miss Stocker, Smithfield;
Professor Marshall Mt. Pleasant; Miss
Raymond. Logan; Miss Forester and
Miss Read.
At this mornings session DR.. Paden
viii conduct the Bible study and his
subject will be The LatteT-day Saint
Idea Of God"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
handkerchief and Ties for
Women Much Less.

Some were disappointed in not getting share
OF the handkerchief offerings Of week two ago,
so in our desire to make all happy have ''raked
and scTaped" the market until getting together col
lection of much merit than the
other They're dainty things Of which you can use
easily dozen or twO-so many soiled you know
these days. One lot is a
Pure Linen handkerchief, zoe or
3 for soc.
Of the natural unlaundered Irish linen nicely
hemstitched and embroidered corners Another quail
ity in the style will sell at 25c.
The next lot of smaller price, but unusual merit
is the
White Swiss Initial Handkerchief
at &c or 4 for z5C.
They're as neatly made you could wish for and
look as fine as the linen
Special of Twice Around Ties.
Two weeks ago we placed sale bunch of plain
white twice around ties at special figure and al
though thought they would last at least half
day, were all snapped up in less than hour.
The for today's selling of the kind,
but Of much finer material and workmanship; they
have scattered field Of sill. embroidered dots of
rious coloTs, hemstitched entire length and ends,
four parallel coring for the collar part Bought
for 35c retailing, but for these two days-25C.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Attractive Hosiery and Under
wear Offering for Women
and Children.

WoMEN's OUTSIDE HOSE of black cotton,
white split sole, fine gauge, in sizes and 80 only,
worth Soto close the line-35c.
WOMEN'S BALBRIGGAN HOSE in sizes 8 and
80 only - but few to tell the of
their summers selling-the 25c for 1899
WOMEN'S FANCY HOSE with vertical stripes
of black and red regular 5Oc-35c.
CHILDREN'S HOSE Of fine black cotton, high
spliced heel and sole, very fine gauge regular ac-
cording to size, so and 6Oc-35c and 4Oc
WOBIEN7S UNION SUITS of fine Swiss ribbed
cotton with lace trimming in low neck ana knee
length, sizes and only S1.25 value-75o.
WoMEN'S FANCY VESTS in pink, blue and
white, low neck and sleeveless, Soc regular-35c.
CHILDREN'S PANTS in fine Swiss weave of ecru
color cotton knee length, 40 and SOC values-35c
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Csc Ink Wells I4C (Introduc-
tory Sale) Friday and Satur-
day 2.3O to go am.

Ever know the luxury of a GOOD ink wellP
Here's criticism proof It cant speak itself
but it furnished the ink to write this tale ". L
Mason, miller, invented it after years Of perpexity
at finding his ink evaporated thickened with -four
oust this trouble set him to thinking and his think
ing brought forth the perfect ink well. It's dust
proof, evaporation proof, cork to draw to
remove, mere touch of the pen and the ink is there
20 meet you Just in the nick Of time to prepare the
children for school going; get for your husband
too, he'll thank you for so worthy gift. Our word
Tor 1t, the best sold.
On sale at stationery counter, Saturday, 2:3O to
$50 P m at introductory price of-14c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Fabric MittS and Gloves for
Women.
Women.

These gloves and mitts cool for the hands
that's the main idea of their manufacturer they al
low the moisture to quickly evaporate and keep the
hands dry and comfortable. Then there other
things to commend them for summer wear-they're
easily put on O taken off, they're washable and
think how much cheaper even at regular, than kids
are This week they doubly cheap for the 75c
BLACK SILK MITTS ARE Soc
AND SOC BLACK Isle GLOVES ARE 35c.
The nitts ara the regular street length and the
gloves are two-cIosp with black white stitching
on back
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
From the Art De-
partment Section.

COTTICELLI FLO SILK in as
sorted coIors, for closing, SOC dozen
regular-25c.
BULGARIANEMBROIDERY COT
TON, for riddance and room max
ing, the sc skein-3 skeins sc.
Have a couple dozen of those viii
low CAMPING BASKETS, whose
season Of usefulness soon ends, so
for closing-the S1.1O kinds-50c.
INDIAN CANOES-Also a few Of
these left, and though decorative ar
ticles of this kind are never out of
season, we wish to hurry them out,
for being so small a batch. The 4Oc
and SOC sizes-15c and zoe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Shoes for Boys, Children and
Women, Cheaper than Usual.

W9men's Wright and Peters patent leather Ok
fords with French heel the usual asking $500, to-
day and to1norrow-S4 30.
Women's Edwin Clapp tan Oxfords, Of best Russia
calf skin. the $500 ktnds-S3.S5.
Women's high top mountain boots. Of finest calf
szn-4uake your canyon trip a safety, pleasure,
keep your feet dry and comfortabie capital boot
for rainy days when y0U your short skirt. Sell
ing usually at so, now-S3-35.
Women's high top boot in black or tan, viei kid
worth $3.50. nOw-SS.35
Child's shoes with patent leather vamps and
white or blue kid tops; were $500. now -6Oc
Boys patent leather shoes with extension sole,
were $500, now-S2.45.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Two Days Millinery
Reductions

No need TO elaborate these. The estimate people
generally put upon millinery makes it unneces-
sary; the prices alone furnish The reason why you
should buy now, If ell, before autumn. The
auctions these
S1.9s for wOmsn's trimmed hats; worth $500 to
S4OO-(1S TO choose frOm.)
1898 for Womens trimmed hats; worth $500 to
S7.OO-(18 to choose from)
CSC for women's trimmed hats; worth $3.50 to
S3.OO-(Z4 of these)
SOS for misses chip 'eghorn; worth $3.50 to
S7-OO-Cwhite and colors)
UNTRIM1IED HAPES-HALF PRICE.
ALL WALKING HATS MUCH CHEAPER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
A Few Pointers.

rhe recent statistics of the number
Of deaths show that the large MAORI 2
die with consumption This disease
may commence vita an apparently
harmless cough which can be cured
instantly by Kemp's Balsam Tor the
-Tbrost and Lungs. which is guarau-
iced TO cure and relieve all cases.
Price &c and soc. Trial size free.
For sale by GOdba-Pitts Drug COM
DlnV
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
l0C Cotton Covert
for SC the yard.

FRIDAY AID sATURpAY.

Those lucky enough to secure a
few lengths of the coffin plaid sold
at 61zc just q week ago will find the
quality eqUaled, if not surpassed in
this special offering Of coverts. They
wash well, wear better and actually
refuse to be torn by anything or
anybody. Come in line Of assorted
mixed colorings suitable for extra
skirts, children's school dresses, up
hOlstery coverings, etc. They're a
10c quality we marked as a leader at
815c, but they didn't lead at the rate
we wished, so the 1000 yards or
more will 90 on sale Friday morning
at-5c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
MR.. SPIR0 RESIGNS.
New Manager for the Ascheim Mer-
camille Company.

Cdnbl1c Yin JoAys
Scion Spiro is no longer the manager
of the Ascheim Mercantile company of
Park City. He rendered his resignation
to the board of directors some time
ago. and finally insisted upon its &C
ceDtance because his mining interests
were demanding so much of MS time
and he could no longer afford the time
required to look after the mercantile
business. At the meeting of the board
of directors few days ago Mr.. Spiro' S
resigns zion was accepted. and his con-
nection with the Institution was sew
cred after twenty years OF service IN
different capacities. SuIy s. Tuttle
formerly of Montana, but now of salt
Lake. was chosen to succeed Mr.. SpirO
and has already taken charge of the
business. Mr.. futile is said by those
who knew him TO be a man exception
allv we'll fitted for the position.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
OGDEN EXCURSION, SUNDAY,
Vie oreron Short Line.

Special train leaves at 10 a. M Round
trim only 81. Two baseball games-Salt
lake vs. OEden-fOr one admission
Chicken and trout dinner in the canyon.
Kolitz VIII serve candy and punch on
the train free. Bicycles and baby ear
risges carried free. Special returning
at p. "a.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Large Savings From WOmen's
Ready to Wear Room.

wonTEN,s DRESS sKIRTs. Of GOOD ouaIis,

WOBTEN's DRESS SKIRTS, Of good quality We
netian cloth, percaline lining, seven gore cut, in
brown and gray; good to finish up the season
with your shirt waists For Friday and Saturday
the price is ed down to-S3.95.
SUMNER CORSETS Of best mesh netting, weIp
made, coloTs black, white and gray but IN size IS
only. good in vestment if that happens to be your
size. Up to Sl25 grades for Friday and Saturday
-1Yc.
Another chance for you this week at the $3.50
WHITE UNDER SKIRTS FOR SL69. They Of
good muslin, we'll made and have wide embroidered
hOunce. The price being sharply narrowed down
staple garment the selling win be for Sat
urday only.
GIRLS AND Chilli rs DRESSES are not all
gone but they're iikelv we out soon such re-
duction. Tie size C is not so bad and the
garments themselves aEe fresh, bright and cheer
full as ever Both wltte nd coIored lawns. piques,
organizes with lace trimmings and the more substan
tial sailor suits of duck and pque For closing out
the lot-HALF PRICE
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
HORSE STEALING CASE.
John Hansen Arrested for Taking
Idaho Team.

John Hansen Arrested for Taking
Idaho Team.
John F. Hansen, a laborer, who IS
accused of having stolen a team be
longing to Airs. Williams of Samaria.
Ida. and sold it to Walter and EnOch
Birgr m of ogden, was caught on the
street m this city last night by the
purchasers of the team and turned
over 70 the police. Hansen, il is al
legged. stole the team about month
ago, and after driving il TO ogden, sold
il for S1z5 TO The Bingham brothers
Later they sold it 10 another party,
who was forced to give it up to the
oWrer- The Bingham brothers were
called upon 20 give up what they mad
received, and when they happened 90
sly Hansen on the street last night
they Immediately collared him and
called the police. Hansen admitted
that he had sold the team, but de-
Clared that he had rented il from Mrs
Williams. He was lycked up and IS
being held for the Sstmaria officers,
who have been notified OF his arrest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
I l0C to l5C String
! Ties for WOmen--3C
Saturday 2 to 6 p. m.

This is a tempting bit of neck
decoration for the women at a price
ridiculously low. Are wash clubs
amout 1sinch in width and regulation
length. made Of good materials in
20 or 80 different shades and color
combinations. They'll no doubt be
taken up on very short notice. Men
may wear them as well.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
For the Bows.

ROUG RIDER SUITS made Of royal khaki, o. S.
standard, marked with red, blue and yellow strips
and bands The au-summer price of $3.50 is today
changed for Friday and Saturday. to-S1-OO.
NEWEST SHIRT AND SHIRT WAISTS are here for
the boys in autumn patterns. Came from the cases
only this week so you get second picking. THE
SHIRTS are of Madras and percale, with starched
soft bosoma, detachable cuffs marked to sell for
Csc TO SI.25. THE WAISTS are OF the mothers
friend make with collars attached laundered
Numbered. Prices SOC to S1.25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16

Kirwin. The house was crowded. and
the patriotic features of the programme
aroused great enthusiasm A beautiful
patriotic tableau was presented, while
Miss Kirwin sang The Blue and the
GRAY and this number SET the veter-
ans wild Mr. -COhnle made neat
speech and extended an invitation to
attend the races tonight as Air. Null
Vay'S guests.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16

Mrs. yVirsIoyv's Soothing syrup has
been used for children teething- II
soothes the child. softens the gums, al
LAYS all pain. cures wind collie, and IS
The best remedy FOR Diar-hoea- Tween
ty-Eve cents a Bottle
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Tar Paper, Moth Balls
Dress Shields,
Cheapened.

the strongest, the cleanest of all
moth destroyers. Prepared in pack
ages containing one dozen sheets. on
sale Friday and Saturday, at
Sc per pkg, regular price 15c.
MOTH BALLS, of a white tar cam
phor preparation, put up in half
pound boxes. Friday and Saturday
at
216c per box, usual price sc.
DRESS SHIELDS-The Alko by
name, which is an antiseeptic shield,
double covered, no odor, no rubber,
and may be had in black or white,
sizes 8, 4 and 3. Friday and Satur-
day they are this much easier to
buy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
New Job Smyrna
Rugs Cheap.

Fifty in all Of the 3Ox6O-inch
Smyrna Rugs have just reached Us.
They're a medium good rug, bur a
job lot which we bought at a loss to
the iobber and we make you prs
ent of the saving. Friday and Sat
urday for
Sf.68-regular price at rctai-S2. %
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Mems Trousers Very Cheap.


A few pairs left from the big sale which has
made the week eventfuI the trouser history Of
the house; not these few alone though, Of which
wish to tell you. but the 100 PAIRS NEW TROUS-
Frs so CHEAP that you really can't afford to let
them go by. They Just from a New York
house. whose immediate needs for room and money
were Tar more urgent than holding onto their stock
that's how they to be ours. Now you may just
well be with this proposition and save soma
money for Yourself, for it certainly is saved If you
pants a all and buv these
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Veterans Id salt PaIaca.

guests of Manager Mulvey and Miss
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
salt I.ske CoIleqiate Institute

Academy ard Boarding School.
Eighth grade. College Preparatory and
Music Circular OF Information free.
ROBERT J. CASKEY. Principal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16

The Rio Grande Western excursion
to The Forks, Provo canyon, tomOr-
row, viii be for the railway employees
only, and they VIII take the Taylors-
vile band along, and propose to have
a jolly time. The company win issue
tickets TO the employees and their fam
lilies. and no one without tickets will
be allowed on the train. The train viii
leave at $50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16

The Veteran Firemen viii hold forth
at Callers paprk today. The object Of
charge the Indebtedness on their new
hall, and it is expected that there viii
be big turnout to help the old vets
along.
There will be music, dancing and a
generally good programme to suit all
tastes.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
AROUND THE WORLD.
Trip Tint Has Never Been Made
Despite ALI Claims 90 the
Contrary.

No one has yet really made a Jour
ney round the world, says reliable
authority. The course usually fol-
lowed is approximately about 10000
miles in length. The shortest time for
this distance is that made by George
Griffith, an Englishman, who accom-
plished the distance in cav days, as an
ordinary passenger, via Suez and Hong
Kong.
The only way to make a real trip
around the world would be at the
equator, where the circumference is
24,s55 miles, nearly 5000 miles longer
than the usual route.
Some years ago an italian offered TO
accomplish this task In three years,
provided the necessary funds were
found; but nothing came of it. 1t is
extremely doubtful whether such a
feat is within the realms of possibility,
as the man rash enough to undertake
it would have to spend months in the
pestilential basin of the Amazon, hew
his way for hundreds of miles through
the terrible Congo forest and cross
the great twin islands of Sumatra and
Borneo, in a latitude where fever of
the deadliest description is everywhere
prevalent.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
CYCLISTS BULL-FIGHT.
Queer Novelties Lately Witnessed by
the PopuIRce Ia n Mexican
Ring.

An appreciative crowd OF nearly 5000
people saw'a commendable exhibition
in the Romita bull ring by repre-
sentative cuadrilla of Mexico City
cyclists one afternoon recently. The
affair was well carried out and APP
plause was generous during the after
noon, reports the Mexican Herald. The
five bulls killed were from the haci-
enda of Atenco, the property of Senior
Barbabosa.
The features of the day were the
placing of the banderillos from a bi-
cycle by Jose Basurto, and "a Don
Tancredo en- biciclo" by Alberto
Elgues. The former placed the sticks
in the neck of the second bull with
skill and daring; the latter coolly sat
on his wheel, which was propped to
stand upright in the center of the ring,
while the bull, luckily, paid no atten-
ton TO him. He was applauded.
The first bull found Manuel G. San
chez prepared to do him to the death.
but Manuel's preparatory course had
obviously been incomplete. He failed,
even though using some strokes never
known before, to kill the bull, and the
beast was finally lassoed.
Jose Cosio braved the second bull,
and dispatched him neatly with an
estocada de pulmon. The other bulls
were tackled and killed in alternate or
der by the two matadores
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
A PARcHED MOUTH.
An InfalIible Sign That VIII Betray
an Anxious or Worried
Condition.

It is not alone the hot weather or
hard work that makes your mouth
dry; anxiety, serious trouble gener-
ally, will parch your mouth and
throat more quickly and effectively
than anything else.
There are persons who will not be-
tray in the least degree, by their
looks and general demeanor, that
they are worried. Many criminals,
for instance, appear as cool as GU
cumbers, although they are inward
" much perturbed; but to an at
tentive observer the state of their
minds is made clear by the parched
mouth.
You may take IL for granted that
a person who is a prey to deep ankle
ty will show signs of difficulty in
speaking; that is because his mouth
and throat are dried; and you will
see that he rolls his tongue about
In order to moisten IL. He must be
q very cool individual who can pre-
vent that sign of anxiety.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
MILLIONS OF BANANAS.
Three Vessel Loads Of the Fruit Make
work Lively I'm phil
adeIphta.

Scarcity OF domestic grown fruits
caused another record in the importa-
ton OF bananas to be broken. when
three vessels, all laden with the tempt
ing fruit of the West Indies, lately
came up the Delaware, says the Phiia-
delphia Inquirer.
One OF the three was the Russian
steamboat Urania, with 10000 punches
of bananas slowed away in her hold,
and the others were the Norwegian
steamships Spero and Leon, the for
mer carrying 1900 lunches and the
after with $4,000 lunches, grand to-
tai for the three ships of 1880
punches. Averaged at 60 bananas to
each bunch, this means that 2,s3s.0oO
bananas were unloaded altogether, or
nearly two for each resident of Phil
adelphia.
So great was the inward rush Of the
fruit that one of the ships, the Spero,
was unable to find dock room, and her
cargo was brought to shore in lighters,
while the Spero lay at anchor in the
middle of the Delaware off piers. This
is one of the rarest of happenings in
this port. and the proceedings were
watched with interest by big crowd
OF spectators. The unprecedented de-
mand for men TO unload the bananas,
work which the importers find It pays
TO do with especial quickness while the
big consumption of the fruit is on, nat
urally sent longshoremen's wages
skyward, and the pockets of many OF
them were jingling with coin at the
end of the day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18

RD,yMg fyTpayafions simply develop
dry catarrh; they dry up the secretions
which adhere TO the membrane and de-
compose, causing far more serious
trouble than the ordinary form of catarrh.
Avoid all drying inhalants and use that
which cleanses, and soothes and heals,
Ely's Cream Balm is such remedy and
will cure catarrh or cold in the head
easily and pleasantly. All druggists sell
it at 50 cents or It viii be mailed by Ely
Brothers. s. Warren ST.. N. Y.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
Outs and Bruises Quickly Healed.

Chamberlain Pain Balm applied to a
cut, bruise, burns, scaled or like INJURY
will instantly allay the pain and will heal
the parts in less time than any other
treatment. Unless the INJURY is very
severe il will not leave a scar. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism, sprains,
swellings and lameness. For sale by
Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
EaSv fer Take
ES Sv Gzs Operate
Because purely vegetable-yet thor
ouch. PROMPT. heaithful. satisfactory
HOOesSs Pills
Lioansed To Wed.

A marrilge license was Issued in
Washington Yesterday TO HAYES A q.
Fisher. OF Annapolis Junction, Md and
Nellie r Grant. OF H. at'sville. Md.
A marriage license was issued in Ralti-
more Yesterday 10 Louis Sachs. ia
North Paca street. Rosa Wolf, Anna2-
oils Md. Miss Wolf Is sister OF Mrs.
Leon Gottlieb e this city.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18

do you remember that young man
you had your eye on when / was here
three years ago, dear?"
"Oh, yes; / remember"
slave you got your eye on him yet?'
"Oh, my, mol 1 married him, you
know, and 1 can't keep my eye on him
now."-Yonkers Statesman.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-10-18
nnIY dino AnsNyer.

McJigger-He does ask some of the
most useless questions. He saw
roast chicken on the bill of fare to-
day, and he asked the waiter If he
thought IL was good.
Thingumbob-Well, how was that a
useless question?
McJigger-The waiter was a COZ
ored man.-Philadelphia Press.