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The age-herald., 1901-08-13

man of many merits, He makes watches and weather, and laws to govern the people of Birmingham You may go to him any time of the day, and he'll give you the time of the day. the state of the weather for the. succeeding week, and the state of the municipality. He's not like the weather bureau-'fer the next twenty-four heurs"-and not like the Mayor-fI can't say what the council will dop-he gives you the weather for any number of days you want, and as for the town council-well, what Alderman Binnehan doesn't know about that hon ored body of which he is an honeFed member isn't a plenty!
 Everybody will wish Alderman Linne- han much sunburn down where the bright waters of the gulf murmur sweet lullaby to tired nature for ever Och, sure, tn spalpeeni
The age-herald., 1901-08-13

it Is the offlclai advertising medium of the State of Alabama ard of tne city of Hlrmlnnhana.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
RODE A MOOSE INTO A LAKE.

St. Paul, Minn.-A party of promi- nent railroad officials of this city, while hunting today in the woods surround ing Cass Lake, a country aboun ding with deer, suddenly came upon a splen- did specimen of the moose, near the fringe of the wood. The moose emerged from a tamarack swamp, and as soon as he caught sight of the hunters, four in number, he charged them. They dropped their guns and ran pell-mell for shelter.
 The only refuge was the branches above them, and up into a tree each climbed H. Parkhurst of the Minne- apolis office of the Great Northern. did not hide himself and the moose charged the tree. putting it furiously. In fright Parkhurst dropped onto the back of the moose, clinging tightly. The moose at once started off. Park hurst's clothing was torn and his flesh bruised by the wild ride to the lake. He attempted to dismount but was un- able to do SO. The moose dashed over the frozen edge of the lake and plunged into the water. which was icy cold. Parkhurst then fioated off the animals back and with difficulty swam to the shore, where his friends took him in charge.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
JUMPED ON A TEN PENNY NAIL

The little daughter of MT. J. x. Powell jumped on an inverted rake made of ten penny nails and thrust one nail entirely through her foot and a second one half way through. Cham berlain's Pain Balm was promptly ap- piled and five minutes later the pam had disappeared and no more suffer- ing was experienced. In three days the child was wearing her shoe as usual and with absolutely no discomfort MT. Powell is a weil-known merchant of Forkland. Va. Pain Balm is an anti septic and heals such injuries without maturation and in one-third the time required by the usual treatment. For sale by Elvey & Hulett-
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 OF THE "TOPEKA FEDERAL LIGHT, HEAT AND POWER COMPANY

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE
 PRESENTS, That we, whose hands are hereunto affixed, do hereby associ- | ate ourselves together for the purpose 1 of forming a corporation under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, and l to that end make the following state- | ment:
 FIRST
 The names of the corporators are: | Frank D. Lane, William English and | c. V. Sayre. and the name of the cor
 poration shall be THE TOPEKA FED ERAL LIGHT. HEAT AND POWER COMPANY.
 The principal place in which any of ! the business of said corporation that may be done within the Territory of | Arizona is to be transacted is Phoenix. | Maricopa County, Arizona, and the principal place of business of said cor poration outside of the Territory of
 Arizona, shall be the City of Topeka, l Shawnee County, Kansas, and the principal branch office or place of busi- ness of said corporation, outside of said cities Of Topeka and Phoenix, shall be | the City of Chicago. in the County of Cook and State of Illinois, at either of which places of business, meetings of | the Board of Directors and Stock holders may be held, and the corpora ton may nave SUCH OlHer Ditiich oiii- ces either within or without the Terri | tory of Arizona as may be established | by the Board of Directors
 SECOND.
 | The general nature of the business proposed to be transacted by this cor | poration is as follows. to-wit: To purchase, lease. bond, locate or
 otherwise acquire, own, exchange. sell
 or otherwise dispose of, pledge. mort gage, hypothecate and deal in real
 estate and any and all kinds of per sonal property. mines. mining claims. | oil lands, mineral lands, oil, gas, as ! phaltum. water and water rights and
 machinery, and to work. mine. explore. | operate and develop the same; to do a general real estate. foundry. manufac- turing and mercantile business: to
 own, handle and control letters patent t, and inventions, and shares of capital
 stock of other corporations: to borrow l money and execute notes, bonds. mort gages or deeds of trust to secure the
 same and to exercise in respect of all | such bonds, mortgages, notes shares of | capital stock and other securities and obligations any and all rights, powers
 and privileges of individual owners 1 thereof, including the right to vote | upon any shares of stock held by it to | might or could do.
 To have authority to issue and sell
 bonds. the payment thereof to be se- | cured by mortgage or mortgages, deed | or deeds of trust, or other evidences of | indebtedness. in such amounts and de- nominations bearing such rate of in-
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

WANTED-1oO men as teamsters aud pick and shovel men for work on road and ditch. Wages $40 to $45 per month and found; no hospital fund. Pay every 10th of month in cash; no discount: no Chinese or MeXicans wanted. Report to P. s. Roach, Tue son, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
NEWFOUNDLAND TO WINDSOR.

Among the gifts which the duke and duchess of York brought to their children after their tour of the colonies was "Bouncer," a big Newfoundland dog, with a cart and harness.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
HELP WANTED

WANTED-A girl to do general house. work for a family of three. Call Monday morning at 7O4 North Second St.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Special sale this week of bedroom suits, single dressers, com modes. side-boards. bookcases and writing desks. New art squares just received from the factory. Comforts and blankets, cook stoves, heating stoves. and. in fact, everything need ed to furnish you a room or start you to housekeeping Furniture repaired. New and secondhand goods. Phoe- nix Furniture Co.,, 301 West Washing ton St., corner Third Ave.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
FRANK D. DANE. (Sea WILLIAM ENGLISH. (Sea
 


 Territory of Arizona, County of Mari copa. ss.
 On this nineteenth day of November. in the year A. D.. 1901. before me. Lloyd B. Christy. Notary Public in and for the Territory and County aforesaid. residing therein. duly commissioned and sworn. personally appeared Frank D. Lane, William English and c. V. Sayre. known to me to be the persons described in, whose names are sub scribed to, and who executed the an- nexed instrument. and they acknowl- edged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and considera- tions therein expressed.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF, 1 have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal. at my office in the said Territory and County the day and year last above written.
 (Seal) LLOYD B. CHRISTY,
 Notary Public. My commission expires May 31. 1906. Territory of Arizona, County of Mari copa, ss.
 I, B. F. McFall, County Recorder in and for the County and Territory aforesaid. hereby certify that I have compared the foregoing copy with the original Article of Incorp. of the To- peka Federal Light. Heat and Power Company filed and recorded in my office on the 18th day of Nov. 1901. in Book No. of Incorp. at Page -, and that the same is a full, true and cor rect copy of such original and of the whole thereof.
 WITNESS my hand and seal of office this 18th day of Nov, 1901.
 (SeaL) B. F. McFALL,
 County Recorder. Tsx-A
 Filed in the office of the Secretary of the Territory of Arizona this 18th day of November. A. D.. 1901. at D. m.
 ISAAC T. STODDARD,
 Secretary of Arizona First publication, November 24.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

WANTED-A first-class pants makes, and n first-class coat maker. Denver Tailor, Tempe. Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
PROFESSIONAL

MISS TROwBRIDGE-Tea of Water . color and oil Painting. Studio, 4O1 Fleming block. Will reopen Nov. l. Class Hours, 1O-I2. 2-4. Pictures on sale Place orders for Christmas gifts now Visitors always welcome.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
VETERINARY SURGEON.

DIR. HOWARD RAMSAY. Veterinary
 Surgeon and Dentist. Graduate Ontario avenue and Monroe street, Ambrose Corral, Phoenix, Arizona. Telephone
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

WANTED-First cook, $75:- second cook. $50. two walters. Si0; out of town; girl for doctors office. drug clerk. ranch hand. pruners. w. A. MacBride Co. Employment Agency. Monihon building.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
POPULAR WANTS
REAL ESTATE

FOR RENT-Furnished houses and rooms.
 | FOR RENT-Vacant houses. FOR SALE-Orange lands. FOR SALE-Ten-acre ranches and up- wards.
 FOR SALE-vacant lots in most de- sirable parts of the city. | FOR SALE-Homes on easy terms MONEY to loan at low rates of inter est. Insurance placed in reliable companies. Conveyancing done &C., curately. Anything and everything in the real estate line. J. ERNEST WALKER, No. 16 South Second Avenue. Office phone 501. Residence phone 3031. FOR RENT-An ideal home, rooms brick. large barn. lawn, flowers. shade and ornamental trees. Very low rent by the year.
 FOR RENT-Furnished six-room. modern brick residence in Capital addition.
 FOR SALE-Lot on North First Ave. Fine shade trees. A bargain. FOR SALE-A brick house in Grand Avenue Addition worth S1 900 for S650. FOR SALE-Two lots on North Sev- enth St. My price will surprise you. BUSINESS CHANGE: A wide-awake partner wanted in an old established restaurant business; $IO0.OO per month profit for the right man: must have s350 cash. Experience not nec- essary.
 g. .5O0OO WILL BUY a good paying general merchandise business.
 F.. E. PASCOE. Phone 1496. no North Center St. FOR SALES acres of improved land within four miles of Phoenix Inutlire at Republican office, or to B. F. Nor ris. Box G.
 RARE CHANCE-The Hardy orange groves near crosscut canal for sale at sacrifice. They must be sold. Mrs. J. E. Hardy. 500 N. Fifth Ave, Phoenix. FOR SALE CHEAP-3O acres highly improved land miles northeast of Phoenix. All in alfalfa. good build ings and well fenced into five fields. Also 20 head 0f BuIh1m dairy cows, and dairy and butter-making fix lures can be purchased with the land. Address Box 9O4. Phoenix. FOR sALE-The Kiroy's New Pales- tine Cottage: one of the cosiest cot tage homes in Phoenix; lovely large grounds. shade trees. alfalfa, roses, gravel walks. etc.-a truly typical home. Apply on the premises. 911 s. First ave.
 ARE you looking for a good invest ment? If so look at my fine brick house at TAO South Third ave. which I will sell for 5000, and which rents for $500 a year, rent paid in advance. Inquire of MT. Bunsick at The Boston Store.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

LOST-A pocket-book at the Doris theater with s10 in gold and a Mexi- can 2O-cent piece. Finder please re- turn to 429 West Jefferson street and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

HAY AND PASTURE for sale. Fran
 cis Frazier, Tempe, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Well- drilling machine
 complete; also will make wells; guar
 antee good water or no pay. John Heaton, F. O.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

LOST between Phoenix and Mesa, a package containing mackintosh, hos iery. sweater and underwear. Re turn to New York Store and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-One frst-class surrey pole and harness, several good riding and driving horses and one Devonshire COW, fresh, at J. L. Irvie's, F mile south and F mile east of the M. & F. depot.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
FOR RENT

FOR RENT FOR RENT-A three-room brick house desirably located on Fourteenth ave nue and Jefferson street. partly fur nished. Inquire at 14O7 West Adams St.
 EXCELLENT restaurant location for rent. corner of Jefferson and First St. Call and examine. Leon Baliau. FOR RENT-Furnished brick cottage, rooms with or without board; first class and reasonable; also housekeep- ing rooms. 332 North Fifth St. FOR RENT UNFURNISHED-A mod ern nine-room brick house, beautiful grounds in Bennett's addition. Would prefer yearly tenant. Inquire Weir ick & Latham. AZ North Center St.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOUND-A shawl. Owner please call at this office, prove ownership and pay for this notice.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Lot of fine game chick ems Call on or address No. 45 West Washington St. Dolls saloon.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

! DUNG MEN for railway mail clerks. ids, Ia.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
LOST AND FOUND

LOST on Grand avenue blue cloth jacket. Finder please leave at Val ley bank and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

THE NIAVI REMEDIES CURE CA tarrh, stomach trouble, uterine diseases. etc. Mrs. R. LaBrum, 21S West Jefrer- son street. Manager for Arizona Con sultation free afternoons.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Poultry farm fully equip ped. This place has yielded returns at the rate of per cent per month on investment for the last seven months. Box 396. Phoenix, Arizona
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
PRIVATE BOARDING

PARTIES DESIRING excellent food and surroundings most favorable to health, should investigate Camp Tewksbury, Box 265.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
SITUATIONS WANTED

LADY WANTS house or chamber work. Call 439, South Second Ave. City.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

BUGGY. HARNESS and spring wag- ons. ponies for sale or rent Geo
 F. Mclean. Pear ranch. South Sev- enth Ave. F miles south of railroad
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-A prosperous and lucra- tive business. Small capital re-
 quired. Address Box 1888. P. O.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Hens and eggs; buff ant barred Plymouth Rocks. Golden Wins Ranch. Mcdowell road. Telephon, 3731
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

First publIcatIon. November 24.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Fat, grain-fed Thanks giving turkeys. Address Box 1854 Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

COUNTRY BOARD. five miles out: pleasant location; terms reasonable. No consumptives. Address box COZ, city.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

FOR SALE-Household goods. 45a North Fifth Ave.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25
EXPERT ACCOUNTANT.
AssAYER AND METALLURGIsT.

J. IT. FIbbey. A. J. Edwards kIBBEY & EDWARDS. Lawyers I9-2l South Center street, Phoenix, Arizona. Ground floor.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-25

WANTED-A few more boarders 1t Lees ranch. Plenty cream and fresh eggs. Use of conveyance free. Four miles on Tempe road, 11a north. Box 13S6
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
HE BAFFLEp THE RAIDERS.

The success of raid on an alleged
gambling house in Massachusetts,
town was foiled by the presence OF
mind of an attendant of the place, who
swallowed the dice. OF course this
clever trick wouldn't work in some
gambling places. Even a Massachu-
sets throat would scarcely be able to
worry down the paraphernalia OF a
fully equipped establishment. But II
was winner on the occasion named
The bones clicked against the teeth
of the attendant. there was gulp and
a wriggle, and the laws myrmidons
were bafledi The attendant might
have added as he tossed the cubes OF
chance across his tongue that the die
is cast, but being entirely unfamiliar
with classic lore. he merely remarked
with a skillfully disguised wink that
he didn't know nothin' about no dice
nohow.
And as the state constable had no
warrant which authorized him to raid
the attendants midst, he turned away,
leaving the swallower in the throes OF
a fit of laughter that made the dice
rattle at every throe.-Cleveland Plaip
Dealer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
Ills LABOR LOST.

Mr.. and Mrs. Bixtable resided In an
apartment house, but as theirs was
the lower fiat they exercised kind OF
supervision over the little lawn in
front. One morning Mrs. Blxtable
discovered her husband in the rear OF
the building engaged in strapping the
lawn mower on the handlebar of his
bicycle.
why. Gerald" she said, how
ridiculous! Don't you know"
1T isn't ridiculous at ALL" he re-
torted. I've carried heavier weights
than this"
But"
81 know what am doing, Miranda
Don't bother me-"
She said nothing more. With a vast
amount of work he succeeded at last
in tying and Swapping the implement
across the front of his bicycle and
started to trundle the machine out tc
the road.
Then ne made a discovery
why, Miranda" he exclaimed. its
too wide to go out through any open
ing we've got!"
IT know it, Gerald" quietly re-
sponded his wife. That's what | was
trying to tell you. Youths Com
panion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
IRONING A SHIRT WAIST.

Not infrequently a young woman
finds it necessary to launder. shirt
waist at home for some emergency
when the laundryman or the hc:ae SER
want cannot do it. Hence these direc-
lions for ironing the waist: To iron
summer shirt waists SO that they will
look like new it is needful to have
them starched evenly with Defiance
starch, then made perfectly smooth
and rolled tight IL damp cloth, to be
laid away two or three hours. When
ironing have a bowl of water and
clean piece of muslin beside the iron
ing board. Have your iron hot, but
not sufficiently so to scorch, and abso-
lutely clean. Begin by ironing the
back. then the front, sides and the
sleeves, followed by the neckband and
the cuffs. When wrinkles appear ap-
ply the damp cloth and remove them.
Always iron from the top of the waist
to the bottom. IL there are plaits in
the front iron them downward, after
first raising each one with blunt
knife, and with the edge Of the iron
follow every line of stitching to give it
distinctness. After the shirt waist Is
ironed it should be we'll aired by the
fire or in the sun before it is folded
and put away, gays the Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
A COON SUGGESTION.

1t is the suggestion of trained
nurse, whose beef tea was most ac-
ceptable to patient to whom in any
previous illness It had been repellent.
that the beef should be broiled before
the juice is extracted, says the New
York Evening Post. A thick, lean.
juicy steaw from the round is broiled
over a clear fire perhaps two minutes
on each side, after which it is cut up
into small squares, put into a sauce
pan. covered with cold water. and set
on the back of the stove where 1t
should steep, not boil, for fully two
hours. Remember not to add the salt
until the dish is taken from the fire.
and serve it hot, unless. of course. it
is to be offered as cold or iced beef
tea.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
THE WEIGHT CAME BACK.

From the Chicago tribune: He was
a gay youth with a pleasant turn OF
wit and he had friend in New York
on whom he decided to play joke
He thought for long time, but the
wittiest idea he could conjure up was
to send him telegram collect" and
get his laugh out OF what he knew
would be his stingy friends agony
when he came to pay the so cents
charges for foolish message. He
wrote several messages on telegraph
blanks. The one he finally sent read
like this:
George ]. Kelly. Broadway. New
York: i am in perfect health. J. Lin
coin Reynolds"
He sent the telegram and enjoyed
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.
che Weight Came Back, or tho Joke
That Was Loaded at Both Ends
His Labor Lost-He Bafied the
Raiders.
THE BLUFF ENDED HIM.

In our far country, you are doubt.
less aware" said the far Western man,
the man who steals horse can
count on being lynched II caught. One
morning last year l was told by the
foreman of our ranch that one of our
BEST broncos had been run off in the
night, and taking three of the boys
with me, I soon picked up the trail
The thief rode straight away for TWEEN
ty miles and then sat down to rest,
and as We came up We found him seat
ed under a tree and contenteGiy smok-
ing his pipe. He made 40 effort to
escape, but on the contrary put on
something of smile and welcomed
us with:
Sorry to have troubled you, gen.
tlemen. | did not intend to ride over
hve miles. but the blamed broncho
run away with me. OF course you've
brought a rope along? It's a clear
case, and you needn't lose any time.
You stole the bronco? l asked.
"'Of course
And you know what follows?'
Certainly. Let me get my collar
on and kick OFF these old shoes. That
limb up there looks strong enough.
Let me throw the rope over. please.
There 1t is, and I'll slip the moose over
my head. Now, gentlemen. think
we are quite ready. | shall probably
do some kicking around, but no more
than | can help
The fellows GOODNESS knocked us
out and we didn't know which way to
shape. While we were puzzling over
him he smiled and bowed and said:
Have you any reason for keeping
me waiting?'
You seem to want to hurry, 7
replied
i do. gentlemen, | do. Yes, you
will oblige me very much by pulling
on the rope
Why do you wish to change eli
mates?'
Simply because I've lost my nerve
and am n. G. In a poker game over
at Tulare yesterday held a royal
flush asd let a man with a pair bluff
me down and rake in an $50 pot. Gen.
tlemen, proceed
But we didn't. We caught up the
bronco ard rodo away, leaving the
rope behind. but after we had gone
half mile We looked back and the
fellow was dangling at the end OF
the rope. He had hung himself"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17

his laugh. Then he forget all about
1t.
One day about month after he had
sent the witty telegram the express
wagon stopped ia front of his house
and the messenger brought in a small
wooden box
There are two dollars charges"
said the messenger as he put the box
down on the table. Reynolds looked
at II and saw that II was marked.
Value 500. This side up with care"
He wasn't expecting any package. but
he could not resist the temptation OF
seeing what was inside. so he finally
paid the money and pried the lid Off
the box Inside was mass OF excel
sior aud waste paper. Far down at
the bottom he found large chunk OF
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17


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called to my attention by an intimate
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what used to do. You have host of
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IDA L. RosER, 326 18th Ave-, Denver,
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If you are i'll, don't hesitate to
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-10-17

scrap lead. The piece must have
weighed FIVE or six pounds and to It
was fastened, by dainty pink RIB
bon, small card. On the card was
written the following message:
Dear Reynolds: This is the weight
which your thoughtful telegram lift
ed from my heart Yours truly. g. J.
Kelly"