The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1901-12-20
FRIENDS: COURTESY FOR ALL; FEAR FOR NOM
SCRANTON MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY. DECEMBER 2O 1901

Editorial and Otherwise.
Be good to the poor and needy.
Any fool can swear, and most fools do.
Trust in God and keep your powder
dry.
As charms are nonsense, nonsense is
charm.
All the world loves a lover, and laughs
ct him.
The social problem may be solved by
one rule.
Matrimonial happiness does not need
to go on dress parade.
Be strictly honest in all your dealings
with your fellow men.
The man who composed "Home Sweet
Home," never had home.
Cotton mills to be run by electricity
are projected in Oklahoma.
The heavy land sales indicate that
Texas is rapidly settling up.
Many person has got kicked for look.
ing gift horse in the mouth.
There's nothing in the good time that
leaves headache and : bad taste.
Distance -doesn't lend enchantment to
ones view Of the almighty dollar.
Itis not always the biggest stocking
that contains the costliest present.
In these utilitarian days Cupid shoots
golden bullets from q repeating rifle.
Every time . wise man encounters an
obstacle he makes stepping stone Of It.
A girl gives up q lot Of ice cream and
theater tickets in exchange for . hus-
band.
A great many orators mix the oil Of
eloqpence with the water of weak ,Argu-
ments.
Solomon advised the sluggard to go to
the ant, but most Of them visit the
uncle.
Only Q woman's first marriage is made
in heaven; she arranges the second
herself.
Kentucky is agast over the discovery
that the whiskey supply is short 10000
barrels.
The average Christmas slipper is about
the worst thing that man can put his
foot into
When you hear man say. that every
man has his price that man is anxious
to sell out
1t isn't working for aliving that hurts
Q man, but the kind Of living that he
gets at his work.
The President will be lucky If he does
not have Congress on his neck rather
than on his hands.
The world. has seven wonders, but the
average woman can wonder more than
that in seven minutes.
The careful husband always gives his
wife an allowance 90 as to to have some
body to borrow from.
One has to be In business with . man
or in love with woman In order to
know that he doesn't know them.
All indulgences Of sadness that has
the slightest tincture of discomfort
ought to be grave delinquency.
The Department of Fisheries is intro.
ducing in Nova Scotia waters the rain.
bow trout from British Columbia.
The fifty miles between Milan and
varese, Italy, are covered in fifty-two
minutes by the third rail system.
The latest society fad among the
fashionable women in England Is being
photographed as moving picture.
Did anyone ever know s"villase cut
up" that fulfilled the expectation Of hi
friends by becoming great comedian'
What will eventually become Of the
tramp, II, as reported, his Satsnica
majesty finds work for idle hands to do
When some people have ridden in tn,
same street car with great man they
speak Of him as II he was familiar 20
quaintance.
A girl may not think certain youni
man is good enough for her. but sh'
slways considers him too good for IN!
other girl
The village gossips always feel tha
they have been imposed upon when th
village belle 'narries . young man II
her own town.
Doing business without advertising
about the lame - for = pretty girl !
hang up her mistletoe and then neglec
10 stand under II
II men would spend ~ much time try
ing to d good y they do trying to IN
excuses for being bad, this would bs
| much better world.
| why Il Il that : piece Of dress good
displaysd In the show window alway
looks bstter than the same kind Z
goods on The countsrs
Il = ; pity that no one knows u
name Of ths man Who Arst called theI
"church eooiala." He deserves . pla<
a NJ roll d humerista
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