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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
SAN SALVADOR EARTHQUAKE.

II was in San Salvador, staying with
an American friend" said the re-
turned tourist, when one summers
randa and he reclined IN a hammock,
there came a rumbling and quak-
ing. | instinctively knew 1t for an
earthquake, but said to my friend:
Jim, aren't we in for calamity
OF some sort?'
"'oh, / guess not was the lazy re-
ply.
But that was a shock, wasn't 1t?
i guess 1t was
How's the house"
Pretty solid. No need OF worry
ing
There came a second shock after
a minute, and that veranda wabbled
around under 1t till my head swan.
herd the servants running and yell
ing, and was pretty thoroughly
scared as | said to Jim:
Don't you think we'd better get
out into the garden, where all is clear|
mot yet. The ground out there
might open and swallow u.s.
But another such shock will bring
the house down over u.s.
Hardly. That's only the second
shock. The third won't be much
worse, but the fourth will be buster.
If there is one we'll have to walk in
time
THE third shock did make things
rattle. The house seemed to be picked
up and shaken like rat. l was not
only seasick, but frightened to death
as | said:
Don't you think it's time to move,
Jim?
mot yet; may not be another
shock and we must keep our dignity
before the natives. Just listen for
far-off roaring
in about two minutes we caught 1t
and left the yeranda for the garden,
and We were only clear of the house
when 1t collapsed with every other
building on the place. The earth
heaved up as IL rolling in waves. and
as | was flung down seized the grass
and held on. The shock was over in
minute, and as | sat up called out:
For Gods sake. Jim, is this the
last?
Sure, Mike!' he laughed We
never have to exceed four shocks at
once
land the house is destroyed?
'Teetotally busted. as you see.'
land what-what-'
"'Oh. nothing!' he interrupted. It's
derned nuisance, of course, but I've
got to go to work and build up again.
It's the seventh time and enough to
bore man. but let's look for the wits
ky and then find bush to sleep I'M
der. Ho-hum! Why can't things
let Teller alone when he's dog tired
and half aslee2""
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a
package OF GRAlN-O, the new food drink
that takes the place of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
adult. All who try it, like it, GRAIN-O has
that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but
It Is made from pure grains, and the most
delicate stomach receives it without dis
tress. Il the price Of coffee 15c and 25 cts.
por package. Sold by all grocers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

is there anything more nonsensical
than your poetry" asked the very can
did friend.
"oh, yes" responded the great maya
zine editor; I'VE are going to publish
love letters of famous men"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
mApAGAsCAK HEpGEHOGS

At the Regents park menagerie in
London several living specimens of
the ''tenrec." the hedgehog of NADIA
gascar. were recently received. 1t is
said that stuffed specimens in muse
ums give no adequate idea Of the form
of these strange animals. Their re-
semblance to hedgehogs rests only
upon their possession of sping cover
ing. The shape of their bodies resem-
bles that Of an inflated globefish. They
are insectivorous, and are said to be
restricted to the island of Madagascar.
The specimens in London, at any rate
are remarkable for their habit of
yawning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

'Gonoya' Tablets are guaranteed by the Kidd
Drug Co., Elgin, I'LL, to all diseases and In
Examinations of the urinary system, bladder. ETC.
Internal with Injection. Per mail 49, or . for S.
Retail and wholesale of }. r. Hurlbut Co. Des
Molnes. Iowa who carry full line Of syrlnges hot
water bags, etc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Bill-"My dear lady. got this scar
at Gettysburg"
The lady-"How did you come to get
it, poor man."
Bill-"Just my luck to be hangln'
aroun' town when the vaccine physi-
clans made der roun'."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

On the first and third Tuesdays OF each
mOntn The Chicago. Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway will sell round-trip excur.
sion tickets from Chicago. Milwaukee
and other points on its line to a great
many points In South Dakota, North
Dakota and other Western and North
western States at about one fare. Take
a trip west and see the wonderful crops
and what an amount OF good land can
be purchased for a little money. Furth-
Of farm lands. etc. NAV be Obtained nv
addressing +. A. Miller. General Pas
senger Agent, ChicaFo, Ill
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Ida-"Ever since Harry asked for
your hand he has been drinking heav-
lily. Aren't you worried about his out
Gomez"
May-"Yes; but / am more worried
about his income"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and soc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

All diseased conditions Of the blood
and skin are benefited by the well
known remedy, Garfield Tea; it puri-
fies the blood and clears the COM
plexion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
,,nsp ST FfssRg 15hson
~ sff 4!VlTBG'Nt>Gssk

l amt gwine to deny de same-but de
suddenness Of dat hop jes' took my
BRET away, an de fust think l knowed
l had de Elder on his back out doahs
an wasn't carin' two cents whether
de Lawd sent lots OF rain or let all
de watermillions shrivel up on de
vines"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Pearl-''I wonder why that merchant
is rolling the grinding stone under the
counter?'
Ruby-"Why. that shoplifter will
take anything she can cover with her
hands and she is from ST. Louis"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Garfield Tea is an excellent medicine
to take in the Spring; 1t produces a
healthy action of the liver; 1t cleanses
the system and purifies the blood.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE
STARCH, the only 16 OF. package for
10 cents. All other 10-cent starch
contains only IL OF. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE
STARCH, the only 16 OF. package for
10 cents. All other l0-cent starch
contains only 12 OF. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The sky is most cheerful when blu
est; but it is different with men.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

NO need of worrying about any kind OF
er can be had. Kills pain Instantly. 90
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

1t is believed that electric power,
generated at Niagara Falls, will be
supplied to Toronto on and after Jan
uary /, 1903.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Next to charity is the appreciation
l.lereof.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

why experiment with untried rem
edies for pain? Use Wizard Oil at once
and be happy. Your druggist has it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The bluest blue makes the vhitest white,
that's Russ Bleaching Blue Refuse fraud
ulent limitations. Sold by all groCers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

No matter what man does, some
women can prove it is sign of guilty
conscience
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
spot, streak or give your goods an I'M
svenly dyed appearance.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Uncle Sam says If you don't settl,
up he'll send over man-o'-war."
The sultan grinned.
"And 1t seems that even Uncle Sam
is stuffing Turkey with chestnuts
these days"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

by scrubbing clothes. Use Maple City
Self Washing Soap. II makes washing
day a pleasure. All grocers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Men were gay deceivers ever
Shakespeare.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Buy Rice lands in S. +. Texas and s. w La an .to
70 tl5 per acre. Nets So per acre Write n L. Mills
Houston. Tex; Cameron Moore, Liberty Tex /;
Geo. j. McMannus, Beaumont, Tex; L. +. Rowson
Jennings, La; Hiram {. Wheeler, Galveston Ter
Go south via Santa Fe, Ill. Cen. & So. Pac u rate
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Too many men like to stand around
and grunt while some other man
lifts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The man who is afraid to think for
himself should acquire wife.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

II a man can't be a Christian al
home he is not apt to be abroad.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The people who attend funerals
come to grief.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

] am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos
Robbins. Maple Street, Norwich, n. Y, Feb.
II. 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Russ Bleaching Blue makes clothes whittier
than snow, delights the hundress. All gro
GERS sell IL In and l0-cent packages
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Did you suffer? Bet your life. Had
pieurisy, doctors said no hope. MulFs
ightning Pain Killer cured it, Csc,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
LITTLE LAUGHS.


Melton-"Hello. Tankerton, what are
you doing out in the woodshed at this
hour?"
Tankerton-"Sh I'm hiding the hat.
Chef. My wife has been reading the
story Of the Kansas crusade and you
can't tell what minute she may follow
in Mrs. Nations footsteps"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough
at once. Go to your druggist today
and get sample bottle free. Sold in
rs and so cent bottles. Go at once;
delays are DANGEROUS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Happy is the wife who imagines her
husband is the best man on earth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

If life was all smiles some leagues
would be only miles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

But for prejudice more opinions
would become universal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Blue bonnets and all other kinds
have the right of way in Texas.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Happiness cannot be bought, but one of
the great hindrances to Its attainment can
be removed by Adams Pepsin Tutti Frutti.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
uhnt nn t,e chi,arsn nrinl,,

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you
tried the new food drink called GRAIN-0i
1t is delicious and nourishing, and takes the
place Of coffee. The more Grain-O you give
the children the more health you distribute
through their systems. 'Grain-0 Is made Of
pure grains, and when properly prepared
tastes like the choice grades Of coffee, ,ut
costs about u as much. AL grocers sell it.
lie and PC.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, sofens the gums reduces In
aammaton. allays pain. cures wind collie. CSC bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The world loses faith when a doc
tor gets sick.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

lat was his excuse, dear?"

my husband came home very late
last night"
What was his excuse, dear?"
Il think he must have gone to a
horse auction"
''Indeed?"
Eyes. he said he tried a few DO.
MES"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Singular is the lad who does not
play marbles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

The tenor of some male voices is
not always bass.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04
Progress.

Stubb-"Is Nibbs making any prog
ress in the literary world?'
Penn-"I suppose so. He has raked
up an ugly middle name and calls his
ballroom a den"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

II you have Dyspepsia, write DR.. Shoop Racine,
Wis., Box it3 for SIX bottles Of Dr. Shops RestOra.
1--we, express paid send no money. Pay $3.50 II cured
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Tomatoes are health-giving and pu.
rifying, either eaten raw or cooked.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Farsightedness is largely a matter
of careful planning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Unless people swallow flattery it
is apt TO make them sick.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Infinite is the help man can yield
to man.-Carlyle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

1t is strange boy who does not
love dog.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Nearly every girl can wear n No.
3 shoe if it comes to q pinch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

He who takes the child by the hand
takes the mother by the heart.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Most of us would rather profit by
the mistakes of others.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

A man is not sick unless a doctor
visits him twice day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Few children like to wait to eat at
the second table.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Man is sample of the universe
Theophrastus.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Keep them white by using Maple City
Self Washing Soap. All grocers sell II or
can get 1t for you. Try It once.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

best for school, home AMI ONCE. 1t costs no
more than poor ink. Always ask for Carriers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

Man is the great wonder-IIermes
rrismeyistus.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUiNISE TABLETS. An
druggists refund the money IL il fails TO cure.
t. w. Groves signature is on the box. 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-04-04

And the house is destroyed?
'Teetotally busted. as you see.'
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-04-12

MRS. NORRE. GERMAN AND SCAN
dinavian delcatessen, on Copenhagen and
Berlin plan. East stan In Market.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-04-12
CITY BREvITlES.

Mistletoe Camp Woodmen of the World,
will hold it's April meeting tonight al
knights of Pythias' Hall.
Tom Simmons, colored, was arrested
last night by Patro.man Fogerty for bur-
garizing the house of Rebecca Wattery
in Yamacraw.
jeff Larkin, a negro sent from Chatham
county to the state sanitarium at Mill
edgeville. on June %, 1900, has been pro-
nounced cured and will be sent home on
next Tuesday.
The Savannah, Florida and Western
Railway and Charleston and Savannah
Railway employees Mutual Relief AssocIa-
ton viii hold a meeting tonight at Cath
Ole Library Hall.
The residents of the Tenderloin district
have received orders to remain indoors or
at least not to sit on their stoops. Com
paint of the bofdness of the women was
made at police headquarters and Supt.
Reilly has issued his ultmatum through
the detectives.
The officers of the Savannah Cadets the
Irish Jasper Greens, the Og.ethorpe Light
Infantry, the German Volunteers and the
Republican Blues have altered the by
laws governing their organization, the COR
poration known as the First Regiment of
Infantry, Georgia Volunteers, in which
property rights TO the lot and armory on
Abercorn street are vested. The compa-
MES own the property, which is governed
by the officers, the chairman of whom is
the senior officer of the companies. Capt.
p. F. Gleason of the Greens is senior, and
is ex-officio president of the corporation.
The Emmett Rifles occupy the but. ding as
tenants, having been organized after the
formation of the corporation.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-04-12
FINED PATROL MAN DYER.
omcer Did Not Display Good Judge
ment In Making Arrest.

0mcer Did Not Display Good Judge
ment In Making Arrest.
Patrolman C. w. Dyer was fined $40 by
Mayor Myers yesterday for his conduct
at Harris and Jefferson streets Monday
night. full account of which has been
printed in the Morning News. The COM
plainant appeared at the City Exchange
at noon with her witnesses and the Of
ficer was on hand at the same hour.
As is customary the hearing was pri-
waite. The prosecutrix made the same
statement to the Mayor that she gave
to representative of the Morning News
and insisted that the officer had acted
In a most outrageous way and without
the slightest excuse. She had witnesses
to show that she is a lady and contended
that the patrolman had no right to place
her under arrest for standing at the
street corner.
officer Dyer denied that he had been
insulting, but admitted that he arrested
the woman and had later released her
when she began to weep. There was no
evidence to show that the patrolman had
any motive in placing the complainant
under arrest and the evidence showed
that he had used bad judgment in doing
what he did. 1t was because of his lack
of Judgment that he was fined by the
Mayor.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-04-12
TO STUDY THE BIBLE.
Mr.. GaebeIein's Meetings at the Law
ton Memorial.

Mr.. GaebeIein's Meetings at the Law
ton Memorial.
The bible study meetings at the Lawton
Memorial will commence tonight at $50
and will be resumed tomorrow at 4:3O in
the afternoon. and $50 o'clock at night.
Sunday at 4:SO in the afternoon and Sun
day night at $50 o'clock meetings will
also be held.
Mr.. A. C. Gaebelein is an advanced Bible
scholar and comes highly endorsed by
DR.. 1. c. Scofeld, president of Mr.
Moody's Bible School at Worthfield, Mass.
He has been very successful in mission
work among the Jews of New York city
His subject for tomorrow night is THE
Prophetic Scope of the Psalms" and will
be of special interest to the Jews, to
whom an invitation is extended.
Mr. Gaebelein is the editor of Our
Hope" Christian monthly, devoted to
the study of prophecy, which has a wide
circulation.
All denominations and all who love to
study the Bible are invited to the meet
ings. The lectures are free and accord
ing to Mr. Gaebelein's wish there will be
no collections.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-04-12
FoR sALE-MIsCELLANpous.


USE BENlOIN BALM FOR CHAPS
and rough skin; use Sow Rem for the grip
cough; use Andersons Lightning Cure for
rheumatism and the pains after the grip:
use Good Luck Embrocation for Group
cough and whooping cough Persse's Drug
Stores.
FOR SALE, VERY CHEAP, HEAVY
WRAPPING PAPER, JUST THE THING
FOR EXPRESS PACKAGES. APPLY
BASEMENT MORNING NEWS.
FRESH Mixers AND sPRINGERs
for sale or exchange; milk very best (;
also buttermilk. cream. ella bier and but
ter. RyaYs Dairy. Anderson and Dray-
ton.
FOR SALE. ONE TWENTY TON
standard guage Shay engine and six log
cars for use on wood track. For particu-
lars address j. II. Alison, Mystic, Ga.
FOR SALE, MAMMOTH BRONZE
turkey eggs; largest poultry farm In the
South. Glengarry Poultry Yards, Somer-
vile, Tenn.
GENTLE AND SOUND COMBINA-
ton horse; also grocers delivery wagon,
and road icart. Bewan. Bull and Best.
STEAMER EULALIA FOR SALE, OR
charter; fast freight and passenger boat;
built in 1895; ready for service; great car.
rXing capacity. G.. ID. Jackson DeLAnd,
ria.
SODA FOUNTAIN FOR SALE. WE
are agents for Robbins, Shelbyville. Ind,
who are not In trust. We carry a stock
Of soda fountains at all times. Ii. pman
Bros, Wholesale Druggists. Savannah,
Ca.
FIRE PROOF sAFES-wE CARRY A
fine line OF Ere proof safes In stock at all
times. The parties can see exactly what
they are getting. Our prices are as tow
as manufacturers sell It. with freight
added. Parties interested. who Wish a
good FIRE proof safe. Will dc well 10 in.
spect our stock. Lppman Bros. Lippman
Block. agents for manufacturers.