The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-22
GONE Side
- Remarks

A system of electric bell alarms at the
railway street crossings has been put in
at Faribault. Hereafter those who get
run over and killed are requested to sit
UP and ring the bell for the train hands
to come back and pick UP the corpse.
Two men were arrested in North st.
Paul for putting bad nickelS in the Spuri-
Gus nickel-in-the-slot Machine. A rather
remarkable charge, seeing that no one
arrests that nickel-in-the-slot machine
when it refuses to pour forth it's wares
but keeps your good money. There is a
hint Of the kettle calling the pot black
in this matter.
If that Omaha game warden who found
the quail in the railway ice boxes were
to take a glance at some of the chief
places where these Republicans dine he
might learn something to his advantage,
as for examining the true inwardness of
such strange items on the menu as
white OWL which has delightfully."-
'gamy'' flavor to the ordinary palate.
Messrs Lee and Gould, of the state
board of control, attended the charities
and correction conference at Owatonna
yesterday. Just as a matter of curiosity
it would be interesting to know whether
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and cake at state expense or whether
they accepted the refreshments in con-
serlting silence? For this is the same
board you know, that informed the local
state board that there must be no more,
positively not one more, supper served
them after the meetings at state expense.
But, of course, circumstances alter CAGES,
and it does make considerable difference
whether it is our supper or the other
folI hot ic iy,f ,10 cfi ion
In spite of the Coffin-SneH and the
Moos- Englert, and that other interesting
woman who has been married seven times
and divorced four, all the conjugal love
and devotion is not dead yet or turned
III the direction of progressive or stimuli
taneous polygamy, and two pathetic Incl
dents that occurred within twenty-four
hours of each other serve to restore our
well-nigh vanishing belief that all mar
ita1 faith and love has not departed from
among us.
Joseph L. F'arnseham, of Newark, shah
billy dressed, but with a pitiful attempt
at style, wan and weak from hunger and
want, when he and his wife appeared in
court on a charge of begging, pleaded
guilty, saying to the judge in broken
voice: yes, your honor, am guilty, 1
did beg / begged for the sake of this
would have worked but could not find
work to do
The wife's wealthy parents came to
court and announced their willingness to
care for their daughter, so she was not
tried while her careworn, suffering
young husband was sentenced to thirty
days in jail. 1t is pathetic, yet delight
full to read that the wife, once a society
belle, passionately refused to leave her
devoted husband, crying that if he was
guilty, and begging was a crime, that
she was guilty, too, and would go to jail
with her husband, and not yielding until
she was carried from the court house
exhausted ard fainting.
The other instance is that of William
Breckman, of Chicago, who, shooting at
a supposed burglar, when the bullet
passed through his wife's pillow, cried
out in agony to know if he had killed
her, and not getting her sleepy response
that she was unhurt until too late, shot
himself through the head. While many
might reasonably doubt that his action
was commendable, there is no doubt that
his love for his wife was deep.