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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

When the prince of Wales was about 20
visit Niagara Falls Blondin had a rival,
one Farm, who was character. He is.
sued an advertisement urging that the
prince make his initial entrance to the
great and glorious United States in a
striking manner. Accordingly he proposed
that he should wheel the prince in a wheel
barrow over tight rope across the gorge
to the United States-an entrance that
would be unparalleled Then the notice
added: SHOULD any accident happen to
his highness whereby he should happen to
be precipitated to the gulf below (of which,
] assure you, there is little danger) the
money taken from the spectators shall be
refunded" Inter Ocean.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

This expression is especially forceful when
ness, and it then has n very dreary sound.
When Mrs. A. A. Bailey was living at SIS
bolton Ave, Cleveland, Ohio, she wrote:
My daughter has been troubled with
Granulated Sore Eyeiids for four or ave
tion and her eyes are better than for n long
long time" This wonderful remedy if used
faithfully will not only relieve, but cure.
IT your druggist does not keep it, take no
substitute. but send to Scion Palmer, s74
Pesri Street, New York, for samples OF
Palmer's Lotion and Lotion Soap.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
Blast. from the H.m.. no.,

Too much service steals our time
for serious thought
No weapon ~ill slay the enemy like
The adder on a ieweled tray Is as
dangerous as its fellow in the art.
There is much difference between
being washed white and being white
washed
The roots Of strong tree do not
make much rustic but they do the
hanging on In time OF storm.
There is n good deal of difference
between seeking 10 have the truth on
your side and seeking to be on the
side OF truth.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

10 tAoughtful mind, the trust problem
u one OF serious import. Ii must be firmly
grappied with, for il creeps upon society be-
fore you are aware OF its existence, in this
respect much resembling the variou. disor-
ders which attack the stomach, such as con-
ness. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will cure
all such ailments, and prevent Ia grippe,
maiarial fever and ague. BE sure to give it
q trial
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Mrs. Greene-I suppose the Cuttings are
swfully stuck up since they got that money
Mrs. Gray--Not so much as one might
have supposed; but i notice that when they
have mincemeat on the table they call it
croqnettes; il used to be plain hash-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
After the ConsuItation

Patient-Now, doctor, what's the mat.
ter with me, anyway?
The Head Consulting Physician-My
dear sir, do you suppose that if we knew
what was the matter with you, we would
have decided to hold post-mortem?-
Harper's Bazaar.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Puffs under the eyes; red nose; pinple-
blotched, greasy face don't mean hard drink
ing always as much as it shows that there is
BILE IN THE BLOOD. 1t Is true, drink
ing and over-eating overloads the stomach,
but failure to assist nature In regularly dis
posing ct the partially digested humps Of food
to rot there, is what causes ali the trouble.
CASCARETS will help nature help you, and
will keep the system from filling with poisons,
will clean out the cores that tell of the sys-
stems rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure
becomes unshapely, the breath foul, eyes and
skin yellow; in fact the whole body kind of
fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to
such troubles. CASCARE7S will carry the
poisons out Of the system and will regulate
n pain. Start to-night-onc tabIet-keep it Sp for
IS, and yoa will feel right your blood will be rich,
OF CASCAREIS, take as directed If you are not
Bile bLoat Is ntiicklv and nernnansnAlz
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
In3 or 4Years an Independence Is Assured
To-Dnx,a ncnnert

in making it ready Burnham's Uasty
Jellycon viii be highly appreciated; nothing
to do but dissolve il in hot water and ses
away to cool. The flavors are: orange.
lemon, strawberry, raspberry, peach, Wild
cherry and unilavored "calfsfoot' Tor
making wine and coffee jcllies. Get
package to-day at your grocer's
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
Hoxsie,. Croup Cur~.

the life saver of children, cures and pre-
vents Group, Membranous Group, Diph.
iberia, Pneumonia and Whooping Cough.
No opium. so cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

There is one serious objection TO estab-
fishing communication with Mars. II viii
inevitably bring on more dialect gtories.-
The Memphis COmmercial-Appeal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

He Looked It.-Fond Father - Now.
when 1 was boy didn't have the advan.
tages You have" Smart Ofspring-"And
you look it, too, guv'nor." = Ohio State
Journal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

More. The Deyotee - "Paderewski il
more than n mere pianist" The Philistine
-" on bet he is! wy, the duffer must be
worth near a millioni"-Indianapol Press,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
In MORNING.

Butcher-Leg o. mutton? Yes'm.
Mrs. De Rigeur-And let it be of
black sheep, If You please. We're in
ord
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

am sure Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb IL, 1900
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
----sOrs-

That's Why.-"How can you 20 with
Fred Squandret. Laura? He's such a spend
thrift" What if he is? He spends it
nearly all on me. "-PhiladelphiA Evening
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

After every marriage, it is said the bride
must have money of her own, but IL turns
out usually that it il the groom going in
debt.-Atchison Globe.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Any man may guess woman's age, bur
he never hnds 1T out.-Chicago Daily News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

An old bachelor says that marriage in n
synonym for trouble.-Chicago DAILY News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

We often read OF the canopy of heaven;
I wonder # it's supported by the moons
beams ALLY Sloper.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Inc easiest note To write is the hardest
to pay .-Atcnison Globe
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

'Tis sweet to kiss-so is Ksme Gum to
chew ~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Good morals make the best Manners
Rams Horn.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

Thirty minutes is al the time required to
dye with PUTNAM FADELRss DYES. Sold by
Al druggists.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

To Cure Cold I'm One Day
Jake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund moneyifitf fails TO cure. 25c
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27
The Best Prescription for chm

and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic: 1t is simply iron and ouinine in
a tasteless form. Nocrro-no nav. Price. soc
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-02-27

nEHmP al bowel troubles. appendicitis. bfI-
louenesa, bad breath. nd
HlnE on the stomach, bIOated bowels, foul
~ mouths headach n &c IN. pi0
pains aiter eating liver trouble, salovg plefou
LILY you are getting STICK. Ccnsupafion kills
ReOPte knan ALI other diseases Ne a
sSarser Tor the chronic ailments snd long years
suherhng that come afterwards. M WI
al, ,s you, start tek.ag oAsCARErs to-day, you
VIII never get well and be uiaf1
y4n pgs ESur bowels right. Take our svIcei start
AnSeo 20 cure or money refunded. =.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27

1t is reported that many Of the wo.
men Of the Christian Temperance IN
ion have become somewhat discuur-
aged over the progress Of their cause.
They have small reason for discour-
agement. They have done great
work. Tourists In Europe the past
summer, most of whom have returned,
have called special attention to the
contrast between the public drink ha-
bits in Europe and in this country.
Drunken ess is growing over there at
an alarming rate, including the wo-
men devoJees, while in this country it
is on the decrease. 1t is not necceS-
sary TO go into figures to prove this.
There is no Sucn amount OF liq or
per capita consumed in this country
a, IN Europe. And to the teaching of
the w. G. T. U must be attributed
much Of this difference. The genera
ton now active was taught in lis
youth by the temperance women to be-
ware Of strong drink. The results
that have been gained along the line
Of temperance have been through mo-
raj and social influence rather than
through legal or political effort. Un-
der the teaching Of this influence the
refnem ents of society have put ban
upon 1ntoxication. 1t would be re-
grelable thing should the temperance
women abandon their splendid work.
There is too little of the effort OF mo-
raj suasion being used nowadays.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
There Is no doubt but that "Anal

There is no doubt but that "Anar.
chism" will be leading topic Of dis
'u.i f. Congress and IN the various
st tie esi,)a'u 'es during the xt few
years. 1t is strange that such a terri.
BILE calamity as that which has just
befall, ndhe nation should have been
necessary In order that public opinion
might become alive to the dangers
which have long been threatening at
the hands Of a murderous viper vaunt.
Ing It's bioodthirsty principles before
the public under the name Of "Anar-
chy." As 1t is possible to train wild
animals My In their in ancy to do
the bidding Of the master, so it is nee.
essary to either educate or extermin.
ate this fanatical branch of humanity
before 1t gains foothold that might
make it any more powerful than it is
at present.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27

All doctors have tried to cure CA
TARRH by the use Of powders, acio
gases, inhalers and drugs in paste
form. Their powders dry up the mn.
cuOus membranes causing them to
crack open and bleed. The powert,n
acids used in the inhalers have entire.
ly eaten away the same membrane
that their makers have aimed to cure
while pastes and ointn ents car not
reach the disease. An old and eyner.
fenced practi Toner who has for MANY
years made close study and specially
OF the treatment OF CATARRB. his
at last perfected Treatment which
when faithfully used. not only relieves
at once. but permanently cures CA.
TARRH. by removing the cause SION.
ping the discharges, and curing All
inflammation. 1t is the on'v remedy
known to science that actually reaches
the afflicted parts. This wonderflll
remedy is known as MULES
the GUARANTEED CATAR RI
CURE" and is sold at the extremely
low price OF One Dollar, each package
containing internal and external med.
iclne sufficient for full months
treatment and everything necessary to
it's perfect use.
"SNUFFLES " is the only perfect
CA ARHH LURE ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe aud
positive cure for that ANNOYING and
disgusting disease. 1t cures all in.
flammation quickly and permanently
and is also wonderfully quick to re-.
lieve HAY FEVER or COLD in the
HEAD.
CATARRH when neglected ofteps
leads to CONSUMPTlON-"sNUF.
FILES" will save you If you use it at
once. 1t is no ordinary remedy, but
complete treatme Mt which is posi-.
lively guaranteed to cure CATARRH
in any form or stage if used according
to directions which accompany each
package. Don't delay but send for it
at once, and write full particulars as
to your condition, and you will receive
special advice from the discoverer Of
this wonderful RENT dy regarding You
case without cost to you beyond the
re- ular price of "SNUFFl is F" tn
"r U A R A N TEED CATARRh
CURE"
Sent prepaid to any address in tn:
United States or Canada on receipt u
One Dollar. Address Dept. b 526
EDWIN B GILES & COMPANY,
1880 and 1882 Market Street Phila.
delphia.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
The Wonderful Artisttc Feats Pes.
formed hy jeanne kOetrens

The Wonderful Artistic Feats Fer.
formed By jeanne koetren.
More than 200 years ago little girl
was born at Amsterdam. Holland.
whose name was jeanne Koetren. She
was a peculiar child in that she cared
nothing whatever for play and sport,
but found her greatest delight in max
ing copies of things about her. imitat-
ing in wax every kind of fruit and
making on silk, with colored floss, ex-
act copies of paintings. which were
thought wonderful
But after she had become very &C.
complished in music, spinning and en-
broidery, she abandoned all these for
still more extraordinary art-that OF
cutting. She executed landscapes, ma
rine views, flowers. animals and por-
traits of people of such striking resem-
blance that she was for time quite the
wonder of Europe. She used white pa
pers for her cuttings, placing them over
a black surface, so that the minute
openings made by her scissors formed
the Eight and shade.
The czar. Peter the Great and Others
of high rank paid her honor One man
high in Office vainly offered her 1000
forms for three small cuttings. The
empress of Germany paid her 1000
forms for trophy she had cut. bearing
the arms of Emperor Leopold, crowned
with eagles and surrounded by gar
land of flowers She also cut the en-
peror's portrait, which can now be seen
in the Royal Art gallery in vienna. A
great many people went to see her, and
she kept book in which princes and
princesses wrote their names.
After she died, which was when she
had lived IS years. her husband. Adrian
Block, erected monument to her
memory and had designed upon it the
portraits of these titled visitors. Her
cuttings were SO correct in effect and so
tasteful as to give both dignity and
value to her work and constitute her an
artist whose exquisite skill with the
scissors has never before or since been
equaled. Lewiston Journal
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
THE LADY THE WINNER.
Amusing Occurrence In an once
Building Elevator In Chicago.

Amusing Occurrence In an Office
Building Elevator In Chicago.
People who ride in cliffs in this
city acquire some queer experiences at
times The calling of the floors where
passengers desire to debark or embark
not infrequently produces some anus
ing situations 1t all depends upon the
style of the person making the an
nouncement OF course conductors
are mute participants in the game.
Here is one happening of yesterday
which is certainly out of the usual run.
Half dozen passengers entered an
elevator in big down town Office build
ing. Doctors Office there almost to the
exclusion of other professions. One boy
with package asked to be deposited
at the second floor. A woman stood
mute while medical man thought he
would leave at the fifth. The conductor
turned an inquiring head and the re-
naming passengers with one voice
Ginning in full chorus shouted
''Tenth.
"Seven up" murmured gentle
voice as the car reached the indicated
floor.
Two men seeking the tenth floor
glanced at each other with grins Of ap-
probation AS stenographer, and a
pretty one. by the way. entered the car.
She seemed unconscious of having Gre
ated more than passing interest, but
the conductor was alive to the situation.
1.-The lady wins" he muttered to
himself as he gave the lever yank and
the car shot upward again. Chicago
ChrOnicla
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
NEW SUBSCRIBERS.

The TELEGRAM desires to give NO.
tice to new mail subscribers that there
are two things they must MT expect:
First, they must not expect to receive
the paper until their names have been
sent to this office; secondly, they must
not expect to get the paper until their
name has been set up In type in the
mailing list. The mailing list is not
changed oftener than once week.
We can, If special request is made,
start the paper Immediately by writ
ing the name upon the wrapper. 9th
erwise don't get nervous, you will get
your moneys worth. If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
LIGHTS FOR BIRDS NESTS

Some Curious Habits Practiced In
the World of Sonedom.
Many birds suspend their nests from
the branches Of trees, one of the most
curious nests Of that kind being that
of the baya bird of India. 1t is hung
from the branch. with its opening at
the bottom. and hangs like an inverted
tree snakes and other reptiles The
most curious thing about the baya
bird is that it is said to light up its
nest by sticking firef1ies on its sides
with clay or soft mud. There seems to
be little doubt of the fact.
DR.. Buchanan says: cat night each
of the habitations Is lighted up by
FREELY stuck in the top with piece Of
clay. The nest consists of two rooms.
Sometimes there are three or four fire.
flies and their blaze in the little cells
dazzles the eyes of the bats, which Of
ten destroy the young of these birds"
Perhaps other animals are scared off
by the baya birds electric light since
a writer in Nature records this curl
GUS observation: Il have been Informed
on safe authority that the Indian bot
tie bird protects his nest at night by
sticking several of these glow beetles
around the entrance by means of clay,
and only few days back an intimate
friend of my own was watching three
rats on roof rafter of his bungalow.
When glow fly lodged very close to
them. the rats Immediately scampered
off."-Our Dumb Animals.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
One on the Rector.

The little daughter of a local clergy
man has reached the age where big
words are apt to floor her and where she
is very sensitive to the remarks of an
older brother.
Not long ago she came running to
her father.
"Papa, papa. George called me
names
"Why, what did George say
"Oh" said the little girl with a
strong expression of disgust she said l
practiced what | preached don't,
do II"
"Well my child, r.
"But I don't do |, papa? l don t
any more than you do, do IT,
And then the rector chokcd up. But
he took a half hour from his sermon
and explained the meaning of the OBJ
noxious expression to the best of his
ability Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
UP HEAD ON A BLUNDER.
Erroneous Answer Wins COmmenda-
ton From q Latin Teacher.

Erroneous Answer Wins Comm nda-
ton From a Latin Teacher.
''The class in Latin will now recite,"
said the Latin teacher at one of the
city high schools the other day.
The members Of the class In Latin,
consisting Of 80 or more bright looking
girls, with three or four boys, came
forward and took their places. All
moved along smoothly until the dec
lination of the noun "donum" was in
order, and there was trouble. 1t was
the ablative that caused the trouble.
For the benefit Of those not acquainted
with the mysteries Of Latin it may be
mentioned right here that the ablative
is "dono," and the pronunciation is the
same as II one should say don't
know" slurring the two words, as is so
frequently done, to "don' know"
Miss JONES'" said the teacher to
the head of the class, "what is the
ablative Of 'donum? p"
Miss Jones gave her version and
was told to sit down. The question in
turn went down the entire length of
luc CIitSS, All IulIlHS, uAtlI ~ lS"NhSN
the last. boy who had reputation
for baseball and football, but none for
scholarship.
"Well. Percy. the ablative Of do
num?" asked the teacher.
Percy scratched his head and despair
ingly looked at his grinning class
mates.
"Don' know" he finally blurted out.
Fright" said the teacher; "go up
head"
And then the class broke out into a
laugh that cost each member ten
marks. but none peached on Percy.
and the teacher to this day cannot I'M
derstand what there is so comical in
the ablative of "donum." In
ter Ocean. 4
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
Deafness Ca, nei b. Cured

by local applicationa, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
Deafness is caused BY an inflamed condi-
ton of the mucous lining OF the Eustach
ian Tube. When this tube gets infla ned
you have rumbljng sound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unles, the in
flammatiou can be taken out and tt Ia
tube restored to it's norm il condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused By ca'arrh,
which is nothing but an lnflamed condi
ii N of the mucous serfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness (caused by calarrh)
Cure Send for circular. free.
j CHENEY Il Co , Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, Too
Halls Family Pills are the best
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
A H0USEH)LD NEED
VII h r -ach Of Everyone. A Won.
ans Letter TO Or. David Kenne dy.

i want every one to know what
the new medicine, Calcura Solvent,
has done for me. am seventy years
Of age, and for over twelve years |
have been sufferer fr m rheumatism
Nothing seemed to reach my case. !
was in constant pain, my joints hands
and wrists being SO swollen that | was
compelled to bandage them. No one
can understand my sufferings, so great
was the pain. l first commenced to
use your Calcura Solvent IN March,
1900, and the swelling and pain grad
ually disappeared. At present ! am
entirely free fl, m both.
IL have also u>td your Herculine
Tonic In connection with the Cacura
Solvent, and tino it OF the greatest al
in maintaining ones strength and
vigor. shall never be without these
two mt dicines, and shall always keep
the m in the III use have been Id
there is no cure for rheumatism bnt
now am convinced that reliet and
final cure may be obtained by u>iI
your wonderful new medicine, Cacura
Solvent. Mrs. B. N Gordon,
Broadway, Rensselaer,, N. Y.
If your druggist is nut of Ca''ara
Solvent send $l00 to Or. iaUd
Kennedy, Kennedy r ", klrgN"p,
N. Y: ex yress prt p id. Write ~
free sample bottle.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
The Minister'S Mistake.

This story is told of prominent
preacher On hot Sabbath as he was
preaching he took from his pocket what
he thought was his handkerchief, shook
it out and wiped his face, intently talk
ing all the time To his surprise broad
smile was on every face in his audience,
when he discovered that what he had
put in his pocket for handkerchief
that morning was pair of his little
child's drawers. the legs of which were
quite visible as he wiped the perspira-
ton from his face --Homiletic Review.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
No Appetite

Wa t of appetite means bad diges.
tion, bliousness, jaundice, foul stomach
sick headache, constipation and gen.
eral breaking down Of the system
Baxter's Mandrake BilterS are guar
anteed by every druggist In the u it,
ed States to cure these diseases OF
money refunded
Why take the risk OF i'll health when
sure remedy is so easily procured
Sold everywhere, in liquid or tablets,
at 25 cents per bottle or bCx.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-27
NOTICE TO CORRESPONDENTS.

All correspondents for this paper
should send in news at least once a
week by mail, and twice week is bet.
ter. All very important news should
be telephoned in at our expense as
soon as possible after 1t happens. II
all correspondents will please note
these instructions, and then follow
them, we shall be greatly pleased II
you are out of Stationery write and
ask for some more.
Respectfully,
BARRE NEWSPAPER Co.
tt Barre. Vermont.