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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1901-07-24
|15IT'N Ms WEAKEN
oy PENSION FRAUDS

INN TIRED OF TRUCK
'me 0 GRAND ARMY.
49,. considers Soldiers Vote
'''', ...,. ous Now, and May Keep
J. oner Evans in Office
,nbia Record prints the
y ,ial from Washington;
l'lD' rors begin to perceive
~ cickles-Evans incident
:, Earring for spoils or the
n',s an unsavory election bar
'ila q, : opinion ri is gaining ground
~ a,,hIican party, under the
y .a,,@ge of the Mckinley adj
~ p.y is making ready to
''I'r .o oId-time pension policy.
l.o ,,.r "a, politician of the central
's'' soce a republican leader OF
| M. n xpressed that conviction
. ~, toa group of Washing
rpspapor men that at no dis distant mt
1 ~ r,opblican leaders will be
,.,.r,Trv advocating the repeal OF
4 ,p;ior avs. :,
Ivan incredulously, I see."
,~,r.sd. ''yet I am very close to
.,i Ten years ago you would
NAT as incredulous had any
A'r5Lo, that the republican party
~, abandon the cause of the
rAe signs that it would do so
.Lo,dy quite apparent in the
4 u Harrison campaign, and now
that il has practically put itself
III with the once obnoxious
,ooi nlan" of Acknowledgement,
4 ,,ievents, has ceased to worry
lfssuDpression of the black mans
.qv,yy REAL SOLDIERS LEFT.
rrsotr.fye years ago it was trea-
), ,snpbIicanism to hint that the
rdtbe party toward the old sol
s,s an extravagant and wasteful
m+hat there was any such thing
r.,:oD sharks or pension frauds.
Il now? There is a different
regarding this pension question.
enormous aggregate payments to
id soldiers are being viewed with
y7ngbymany staunch republican
rtisH, While others are openly
tcism discriminate pensions.
TFodeads ago nobody dared to
aaol tieRnsion policy of the gov
tneltshid down by the republi-
/: N0Fitis openly antagcnized by
fired; depubIican leaders in all
tsr and almost solidly by the
DOltan press.
ooir apparently disputes that
god soldier should have a
aitthe law says so, and so on.
aF;the frauds and sharks who
8lring the national substances.
ElLe the enormity of the $l45.-
Vmnually going to the army of
@ers is eternally enlarged upon
organs Of the coming change.
pity soon, as in the case of In
all the good soldierswill be dead
The republican pension policy
eased to be drawing card, and
eventually 90, just as the siren
publican policy toward the freed
lR gone.
every fury with which General
y has been attacked by the
Ha'taln administration organs
% SHOW you what is coming.
a'an that the republican com
sought out the professional SOL
'aa pleaded with them to 90 out
''IlV the veterans when the
ware occurred last fall about the
'Ote IN Ohio, Indiana and Hi
-"LR VOTE LESS DANGEROUS.
Mckinley managers deceived
suffers in 1896 with promises
tso ooor policy if he was elect
y administration was compelled
.-' out Of the promises made
nlsef' Sickles and Tanner be-
~ @'O'ered that public opinion
r m lorther pension extrava-
n. Iusn' TOO, there was a grow
'1aI the soldier vote had
y. W dangerous even if it was
udtion Grou,;n,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
The Troubles of Br'er Williams

Ahe 4EOuD1cS OI 1E cE EhS
de ways er Providence" said Broth
er Dickey, 'is past indin' out. Take
Br'er Williams, fer instunce. Fer six
days en- dat number er nights he con
slant prayed fer rain, en- wen de rain
come hit drownded de only mule. he had
en- washed his house Sideways! Den
he lit in fer ter pray fer dry. en- de sun
shine so hot dat his co'n1eP wuz burnt
ter a FRAGILE, en- de new mule what he
buyed on a credit wuz s~unstroked, en-
what wuz 1ef' err his house ketched fire,
IN sence de well done dried up he
didn't hav no water ter put it out!
Den he got so mad he gone off in a cor
ner ter swear in private, en- de preach
er, comm dat way, hearn i'm swearin'
en- had i'm up befo' q speshul commit
tee en- turned i'm out de church! En-
de las time 1 seen i'm he wuz settin'
in de place Whar his house use ter be
a-readin' er de book er Job!'-Atlanta
Constitution.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
TuIIe Boas.

The reign of the rufHe has not quite
followed the programme laid down by
the manufacturers, as at all smart
functions, bazaars, CHURCH parade and
the afternoon park the huge rufHe OF
simple black or white tulle is largely
in evidence, and the elaborate confec-
tons, bristling with bows, lace and rib
bon, are decidedly in the minority.
Tulle is, however, so ethereal that the
simple ruf1e will inevitably be costly II
the long run, and once soiled Or its
crispness gone it is a mere rag, while
the expensive rufle may acquire new
life at the hands Of the chemical clean.
er. The long tails are most awkward
for carriage wear, and this probably &C
counts for so many ruf1es having mere
ly bows or ribbon ends.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
A Hat.

A perfectly charming hat for the girl
who can wear it is shown in the illus
tration. The model is of pale pink
chiffon shirred over a closely fitting
frame, while. the trimming is put on
both sides, Geisha fashion. The roses
are of that delicate shade peculiar to
the blush rose, and the leaves are a
lovely silvery green. Knots Of black
velvet finish this chapeau in the back.
The ruf1ie worn with it is a beautiful
fluffy creation of pink chiffon fashion
ed by French fingers into the SEM
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Automobile Ties.

Automobile ties, deliberately adorned,
according to The Dry Goods Econo-
mist, will be the most stylish style of
neckwear this coming season. Many
of them have heavy collar pieces, tuck
ed OF gathered, and tafeta, other silks
and fancy materials are becoming ex-
tremely popular. Pink and blue, trim
med with ecru lace, and black and
white effects are the favorites. The
broad ends of this tie afford %opportuni-
ty for endless varied styles Of trim
ming,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Dine of the Late Novelties,

One of the latest novelties in trim
ming dress skirts is to set a double fes-
toon Of lace gaIloon all around the
skirt. The g%alloons should be made to
meet al some point, then separate il
wavy arcs, then meet again, and S on
around the dress. 4 most attractive
finishing touch is given when lace me
dallions are appliqued on top of the gal
loon at the points Of meeting. Chan
til1y lace appliqued on a net gown is
frequently seen.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Chin OF the old Block.

Mrs. Howells-Your baby resembles
his father very much, don't you think?
Mrs. Growells-Yes. in both looks
and actions. why, he even makes a
speciality of crying for the moon in the
daytime instead of at night just for
the sake of being contrary.-Chicago
News.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
P1OO Reward.

For any case of Chi1ls and Fever that cannot be cured by
Wheeler's Tonic when used strictly by direction. The only COM
blned Chill and Fever Treatment on the market. The Liver and
Kidneys, Stomach, Blood, Brain and Nervous System treated sep
arately. Wheeler's Tonic will cure intermittent, Bilious and Con-
tmued Fever. The best Tonic; Great Appetizer; a Logical Pre-
Iscription; Scientifically Compounded; Contains no Poison.-For
sale by j. II. Hill & Son, Goldsboro, n. G. W, june 13.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
1t Is Becoming 1naeanfte.

9" heard you call that man profess
or"
Eyes"
'"W.ell, there is something indefinite
about that title, and I am naturally
curious. Is he a pugilist, a dog trainer.
an instructor in athletics, a patent med
icine lecturer, a sleight of hand man or
a scientist of some sort T"-Chicago
Post.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03

Mr.. Wayback-Be yew the waiter?
Waiter-Yes, sab.
Mr.. Wayback-Dew yew know, I've
been a wonderin' all along why they
called these places chophouses. I know
now. Will yew please bring me an
ak? I want tew cut this steak.-Les-
lies Weekly.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Benny's Hedge.

Benny Bloombumper, how DO we
distant from the earth?"
Benny Charmed at the teachers man
ner(-Y-y-you said SO yourself, sir.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
h Was willing.

He (virtuous1y)-I've dreamed
of kissing a girl against her will. L
She-How forunate! Dreams go by
~contraries. you know Philadelphia
Press.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
O GIRL,

adorned with a large collar Of open
work embroidered with muslin. The
blouse is of white muslin, daintily en-
broidered, the same material forming
the puff on the sleeves.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
An Equal Division.

$50 they were divorced, eh ?"
eyes, for incompatibility of temper"
How did it come about?"
"Well. you see, he had the incompat-
ibility, and she had the temper.'-Les-
lies Weekly.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Sure Sign.


'sTnat new author must be a great
genius"
"Why so3''
HE has such an unpronounceable
name.'-Atlanta Constitution.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
The Boy of the Family.

Visitor Gas Tommy enters)-This is
your young hopeful, I suppose.
Mrs. Tucker-Well, just at present
he's my young hands-fuI. Chicago
Tribune.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03

blance Of peoples with big. loose petals.
"A black center gives the necessary
finishing touch at the end Of the boa.
Later in the season this same hat
model could be smartly followed i'll
silk or even fur.-New York Mail and
Express.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Winter Hats,

Our winter hats will tower, builded
with feathers, SO reliable reports from
Paris declare. This is good news for
short women, who have gone about in
head coverings fat as the proverbial
pancake. 4E
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Not Specific

Vis1tor-I'm shocked to find you here.
Once you told me you were honest as
the day is long.
Burglar BilEYes'm, but I didn't say
nuthin' about de nights--Chicago
News.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
WOMAN AND
Pretty Gown For Young Girl.

The Illustration pictures a verypretty
frock Of white linen, with the skirt
trimmed with three superposed bias
%founces, bordered and beaded by a
band of plain pink linen, The simple
little bolero is bordered with pink and
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-10-03
Prevented a Suicide.

Cholly-I saved a girls liferlast night.
Wotter-How?
Cholly-Why, when I proposed to her
she said she'd rather die than marry
me, so I excused her.-Baltimore World.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19

borin au9 muB bas &leib einen
bpben, tiefbuntlen Sommettragen bae
ben. perlsruu paBt fir CANA iunge
ober edn5 alte Damien, mittelalterIide
maht es fabl, Sum minoeIfen pGre
es erforberlih. cine reide Salss urb
5ain nsotGttur bon geidtttgtem Son
baSu gu nebmen. S9parS tleioet alte
pie iunge 0amen nur, ipenn fie fid
frif6er Sarben erfreuen. Die gefGbrs
libite Sarbe bon alien lit iebp6 bela
blar, pbglei9 es feline onbere 5drbe
eibt, BON Der elei9 biele Oamen iid
e%inbilben, bab tie lie fleibet. sic paBt
nur fir junse, rOiise Gjeiidter. Sir
iiberSarte 8Ionbinen lit Ssegriin febr
gu empfebIen. Sm4Gsemeinen Tpielt ies
bod bic Suurfurbe cine unipidtigt
RpIe beSiiglid Der Sarbenipdbl Der
8Ieiber. Der SENT stbt fait ALIEN ben
NusIdlug.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19
Sb er tpobI in Grieben fdlicf9

Ob er tpobl in Grieeen idltefs
Gr lddett = ia nirfIi6, er lddsIt.
Mario fab es CANA beltli6. als ie
por Der fdltdten 8ettitele bes 9eliebs
ten itanb.
Der Batter mar i'm Nebensimmet
unb fprdd nit benz idlud5enOen
Burden.
sic b0rte san5 genau, ipie feline
Stimme ben alien, miiben Sonfaa
bate, nit benz er iebes ieiner Worte
begIeitete. Rur nod leifer, itodenber
ipra9 er dls getpDbnltd.
sic bate ibn 10 fIebentli9 gebeten,
fe dIlein NIT benz gntIdIufenen gu
laFen. gnbIi9 bate er ibren DunI9
erfiiIt. Nun ftanb fe Itanb unb
fab in bas itiue @eftdt.
nSetn3 - 9eina, iieb mid bod
NAL AMI Bite, bite - Elm einaiz
9es Mol nur."
gr riibrte ii6 ntdt.
sic fpeinte ni6t. S9re 2ippen fpaz
rem eistalt. @erabe 10 ipie bic bes Sc
liebten, ben man am 8ortage ibrer
SodSeit gum Sobe gerufen.
Wie aus tiefem Sraum eripa6enb,
fab ii6 Maria I'm.
Sp einfa9, 70 fdmudlos 1ein 3ims
mer, in benz er iabreGang tbrer geba9t,
ibr bic lieben 8riefe geI9rieben -
bic fiiBen, iiiBen Dprte,
RGber trot lie an bas 9ett.
nSein5," faete lie nod eiumaI. Bic
Der, Iieber Setn3. - bDr MIDI bo9!"
gr bDrte ni9t.
Auf bic bIaFe Sanb bes sobten fiet
elm 2t6tfdein = Der eolbene Reif
blibte auf.
Maria tpanbte ii9 baitig UNI unb
bor6te nd6 Der 9biir.
Der Batter fpra9 mod INNER nit
benz Burden.
8Oriidtts fdob fe ben Ring bon Der
linten Sanb auf bic re9te unb that
bdsfeIbe nit ibrem eigeneit &inge.
limb bann f9ludste fe auf. sic
umtlammerte ben &ppf bes Sobten
unO bebedte ibn nit beiBen Sifen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19

@s ginge iiber meme &rdft, bisIer
llngliidIifen nglein" gu TageH. limb
10 bin i6 ge3pungen, mid peiter i9lds
fenb gu fteGer. S6nobl i4 nun bic
&ugen gang sei4lofen babe, qudlt mid
ibr Iudsnber, perStpeifelter Bid, Ter
unausgeIebt an meinem 9eii9t bdftet.
SD fi6le ben grauidmen &dmpf 3fpis
f6en 6offnung unb 5ur4t. sic
tpiinTdt, baB i4 dufpd6e uno fiir4tet
bod ni9ts 10 iebr uls Oieien Moment,
mo tie Beginner foq gu ipre6en. =
Mein 8ott = unb am @nbe baltic i9
iie fir cine iener 5a6noIen, Derbliibtet
Qbenteuerinnen, bic bier ieoen Srt uni
Ii6er MAIDEN! OaDor bat lie Die srObte)
4naft - Dor einem bdri9en r2db mid
in Ru6e = id femme ben Wib I9on!"
-. 9orfi6tig, bic Qusen 6ulb Offneno,
Iebe i6, tpie lie nit an ben Muno ges
preBtem Sdfdenti9 refisnirt in Die
9d6t binaustdrrt. SEPT oentt fie
dn's Gnbe. -!
Sin langgeaosener Pftff elm Ses
potter unb 9ebr0bne. S9on Der
Sunnel DOT Nia5d! @ielsi4t feist fe
in Ni55d aug.
ga, lie Iteist aus. rod etleu leBten
Bid auf bas rubige 9efi9t BEG S9ld'
fers. elm Helm rpenig SuB BARN mDgs
li6eripeife. = sic sebt = in bic Ra9t
hineiu.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19

-46aep i'm melt. Sage mai.
lisber 5rsunb, i'd iibe nGmli4 DOIie
auf benz Srodnen; tannit Ou mir
ni6t bieaei9t -"
.9ohen. lieber 6reuno, baoenl"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19
Mwerateid. i.

Ra1ner 8srs1ei4. 49,.
Mdn bebouptet. On lebeit nit Deiner
afabemil6 sebilbeten Satin niHt
gang gliidli9. Sag mir bod, pie 1T
ginem benin, penn man 10 elm gele5rz
ties Defen sebeirathet BATE" ~@un.
beilGufig 10, als ipenn man elm @ons
perfatiOnsIsgitpn ssbsirutbet 9dtts!-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19

Der feline Il m g an g. =
rWas Der 9efdnsniBpdrter MiiIer
fir feline Maniren bdt!~ Die bat er
ii9 i'm @ertebr nit ben einsefperrten
8dntbirectOren uno Iuffi9tsrdtben
anseeisnet."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-12-19

@s sibt isine Jrau obns 2aunsn;
bas 1T cine Resel pbne 4usHdbme.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08

to decline, to say that at some other
time" one would be pleased to accept.
Such suggestion is supposed to convey
the idea that one cannot resign ones
self to the disappointment. - often
places a hostess in a most embarrass-
ing position. It would be considered
a rudeness to reply thus to an invi-
tation for dinner or luncheon, and yet
it would be far simpler to repeat such
occasions of entertaining a friend
than to plan twice for his reception at
ones house for visit of several days.
A prompt reply is especially important
in such invitations. since the plans OF
the hostess are contingent upon the
answer, and possibly those Of some Of
her other friends as well. telegram
stating the exact time. OF one's eX-
pected arrival is often a satisfaction to
a hostess. even II 1t has been previously
agreed upon. 1t is an assurance that
nothing has occurred to alter the orig
inal plan.
1t is, OF course. superfiuous to sug-
gest that a guest is bound by every law
OF courtesy to conform in ever ching
to the habits of the household as far
as possible. The most agreeable visitors
are those VINO make no trouble for
any one, who find everything pleasant
that their hostess arranges for them,
who in little unsolicited ways are
ready to make themselves useful. The
gifts and accomplishments or all should
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08

be at the call OF their hosts. Every
one should be abe to make some con-
tribution to the general entertainment,
and with cheerful alacrity, but with
no shade OF ostenation. be ready 10
comply with the slightest intimation
of host and hostess of their desire for
assistance.
A guest should never appear thought
less Of or indifferent to the convenience
Of the rest. Some persons think that
because they are visitors, they need be
only the recipients of attention. They
should fall in readily with any plan
proposed for their Pleasure. but must
not seem dependent for amusement.
A woman may take some bit OF work
with her, or book that she has already
begun, that she may not appear to be
waiting helplessly to be provided with
entertainment. She may take a nap
or pretend to do so-or propose to with
draw to her room under pretext of let
tiers to write; and a man may tramp,
read, or practice at some sport, If it
be suspected that the hosts have some
thing to occupy them. or even to relieve
them to their continuous society.
Punctuality at all times should be
felt to be an obligation. When out
side guests are invited, the house party
should be in the drawing room prompt
ly to receive them or to be presented
being, in sense part of their hosts
Family during their stay.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08
A PRESIDENTIAL EPIGRAM.

Probably no public man ever equalled
President Mckinley in felicitious ex-
preston and catching epigram.
In his eloquent address at the Buffalo
Exposition one OF the Presidents SEN
fences was: "Expositions are the time
keepers of progress.
This gives in six words sentiment
that could not be SO forcibly expressed
in a thousand
And every word Is true.
1t is true OF our own State Exposition,
which opens tomorrow. The West
Virginia State Fair Is by long odds
greater and broader in every respect
this year than ever before. This is
true because, to use Mr.. Mckinley s
expression, it is the 'timekeeper of pro-
gress' in West Virginia
The Fair will be greater this year be-
cause the State is greater and its de-
velopment has furnished more material
than ever before out Of which such ex-
positions of products, progress and in
Idustry are made.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08

Court House two miles and Caught a
Train for Los Ange.es. | had to sit
I'D for two Nights picking the Initials
out of my Trousseau. Another time |
planted one in a Waiting Room while
| went after the Permit. A Girl came
in to dust the Room and he had to
move so | haven't seen him since.
Next time I get one in Chaneery there
will be immediate Dolngs. | will
simply say You're On and flash the
Document And then, If he runs away
he will have to carry a lot of Weight.
MORAL: Never put off until To-
morrow what should have been done
early in the Seventies.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08
MODERN
FABLES.
ny GEORGE ABE,

! Once there was sentimental Totty
who told the Girl Friends all about
her kind OF Man. She said she would
drop the Flag on all Farmers. If she
couldn't get some one in the Scratch
Division she would do without,
"ihe Man who wins my cardiacal
Regard must be Tall and Dark, with
Raven Hair tossed back from a Brow
of Alabaster Whiteness,' she said, as
she reached for another Olive. He
must be Brave. yet Gentle. / would
have him Chesterfield as TO Manners
and as Bright as Winston Churchill.
In Thought and Speech he must be as
pure and unsullied as any Young Lady
in Ocean Grove, n. J. Withal, be is to
be Strong and Manly. He who would
hold down my Rocking Chair must be
a Chivalrous Gentleman, and don't you
forget it.
That evening a Red Headed Boy
wearing striped Flannels and smoking
a Bulldog Pipe came to the Front
Gate and Whistled. She upset four
Flower Pots in getting to him.
MORAL: Nothing ever works out
according to Specifications.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08

parts chan stay at Home, especi-
ally as the Season for shucking Corn
wa near at hand.
Therefore ne went and joined the
Regulars and served Els Country by
taking care of the Colonels Horse.
After he had done this for about three
Years, he began to lose faith in the
Beehive Picture. He did not see mucn
chance OF getting into the Papers
One Day the Commanding officer no.
ticed that he was Despondent and ask
ed the Reason, for it worries a Yves;
Point Man to see Private wearing
away under a Secret Sorrow.
II want TO be a Hero and get into
the School Histories" said the military
Hostler.
They don't get into the School His
tories, was the Reply. They get into
the Prisoners Dock. Fame has kick
hack to it worse than an o.d-stye
Musket. l know Of seven Heroes who
will trade Jobs with you"
MORAL: Every Chrome has a
Sequel.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-09-08

We have no time in which to dis
cuss the Menu, replied the Proprietor
The Train pausos here only three
Minutes.
But wouldn't there be a fair Profit
for you, even if you gave fresh Roll
and a nice thick slice of Ham 2" per-
sisted the Traveller
Once just after got Religion, I
started in to give the Public real
Sandwiches, said the Proprietor
Strange to say, the Customers. We're
Leery and thought there was some
thing wrong with the Meat Many
asked me if was not Green at this
Business. the Man who rushed up to
buy two would reduce his Order to one.
and then give me the Laugh. l found
that could not stand out against Ira
dition, single-handed. So l got back
into Line"
MORAL: Order Pie.