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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
ANNA eouLD's slsrER-IN-LAw
senorita Naiico Terry, Who Has Mar
ried DE Caateilaue'z Brother.


Senorita Natico Terry, whose mar
riage to the Count Stanislas de Castel-
lane, brother Of Count Boni de Castel-
lane, Is announced, Is the daughter Of
Senior and Sonora Francisco Emilio
Terry, Of Cuba New York and Paris.
She is a niece by marriage of the prima
donna, Sybll Sanderson, and a grand
daughter of the late Tomaso Terry, the
fabulously rich Cuban planter, who be-
gan life as n peddler of cheap jewelry
in Havana and ended as one Of the rich
est landowners on the island. The
new Countess Castellane is % years
old. She was educated at convent in
Paris, and has lived in great seclusion,
after the fashion of aristocratic French
girls. She Is said to speak with equal
fiuency French, italian, German, En-
glish, and Spanish, and brings to her
titled husband a fortune which while
large is by no means equal to that Of
the young woman whom Count Boni de
Castellane married. Count Stanislas
is larger and more manly edition of
his brother Count Boni, with whom he
has lived for the last few years.
Marry, my sons, and marry happily,
but be sure and marry money. l have
no money to leave you"
This injunction was given by that
sage old wording, the Marquis de Cas-
tellane, as his sons arrived at the years
of discretion. They have followed his
advice with the most absolute filial
duty. Count Boni got Anna Gould aud
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
What S. S. S. Does
for Children

Children constantly exposed to all sorts OF dis
eases The air they breathe is filled with germs sewer
gas and dust from the filthy are inhaled into the
lungs and taken into the blood At the crowded school
rooms and other public places they in contact
almost daily with others recovering from in the first
stages OF contagious diseases You can quarantine
against the balance of the world and the best YOU can
do is to keep their blood in good condition and thus
prevent or at least mitigate the disease You have
perhaps learned from observation experience that
healthy, robust children (and this means of course
children whose blood is purc) not nearly so liable to
contract diseases peculiar to them and when they do it
is generally in a mild form. On the other hand weak
emaciated and sicky to catch every disease
that comes along This is because their blood is lack
ing IN all the elements necessary to sustain and build
up the body Poisons of every description accumulate
IN the system because the polluted and sluggish blood
is unable to perform its proper functions
Such children need blood purifier and tonic to give
strength and vitality to their blood ard S. s. s. being
purely vegetable remedy makes it the safest and best for
the delicate constitutions OF children s. S. is not only
perfect blood medicine, but is preemneny the tonic
Tor chdren it increases their appettes strengthens
the digestion and assimilation of food If your child
rem have any hereditary acquired faint in their blood
give them s. S. S. and write to physicians for anv
information or advice wanted this will cost Won moth
ing and will start the little weaklngs on the road to
recovery. Book Blood and Skin Diseases free
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Durability Of Wooo.

In the very dry atmosphere the
durability Of wood is almost incred-
ible. Pieces of wood, wooden caskets
and wooden articles have been with
drawn from Egyptian catacombs Of
an antiquity 1000 or 1900 years
antedating the Christian era.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Beware OF Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

AZ mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derango the whole sys-
tenn when entering II through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex-
eept on prescriptions from reputable physi-
clans, as the damage they win do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from them
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by II. j.
cheney 4 Co., Toledo, o., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. Il Is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio. by +. J. Cheney Co. Testi.
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Experiments in France have proved con-
vincing, aud the French believe they are
in modern warfare. II is odd to note the
different uses TO which nature aud science
are put On the battlefield they fight for
the destruction of life while throughout
the country, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
fights TO preserve IL. For fifty years the
Bitters has been curiug dyspepsia, indiges-
ton constipation aud biliousness. II will
also prevent malaria, fever and ague.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
GIRL GOLFER MAKES
SPLENDID SCORES,

Much interest has been aroused at
Rome, Ga, in the splendid golf playing
Of Miss Edith Mallory. of Memphis
Miss Mallory drives better than most
men who play golf. and her playing has
been Il revelation to many. She has
defeated or tied seven of the ten young
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Melbonrnc's GroMth-

Melbourne, which consisted of thir-
teen huts, and was known as Bear
grass. at the time of Queen Victoria
accession, is now classed as the sew
enth city Of the British Empire, COM
ing in after London. Liverpool Glas-
gov, Manchester Birmingham and
Calcutta.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Not Capable.

She-Poor Jacks doctor told him
that he had narrowly escaped an acute
inflammation of the brain.
He-The doctor is an ignoramus.
Jacks brain couldn't develop any
thing acute.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Making the Best Of 1t.

Mrs. Flatbush-I call it rather cool
in those burglars leaving their card
after making clean sweep of every
thing we own.
Flatbush-Yes; but my dear, we
now know who to go to if we ever
want to have any expert burglarizing
done.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
RusInss. is Ru,inss,.

The Millionaire-Yes, your high
ness, | intend to settle ten millions
on my daughter the day she is mar
ried.
The Duke-Just give me a month s
option on that and I'll consider it.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
A Question.

Observing Gent-Pardon me, Mrs.
Oldday, but your hair is coming
down.
Mrs Oldday-NIinel
Observing Gent-Well, l thought it
was yours.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

men she has played against in Rome.
Miss Mallory was the champion golfer
at Hollins' Institute, Virginia, and
holds the woman's record on the eel
ebrated Burlington Qa) golf course.
She has never been defeated by a
Southern girl in championship game
and is very enthusiastic about golf.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Got the Result ANYHOW.

Doctor-Well, my little man, you re
quite well again. How did you take
the pills, in water or with cake?
Bobby used them in my blow
gun.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
TrIumphant Elatterv.

80 Dick and Daisy have made up.
BY George wonder how. After the
way she laid him out l never expected
IL. How did he pacify herr"
He told her that he'd rather quar-
rel with her than kiss any other girl. "
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Not a Serious Afnietior.

eyes, my cook has but one fault.
She is little near-sighted.
1T isn't serious, then'?'
well, not often. l don't think
she mistakes my best hat for hers
more than once a week.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Very Likely.

McJigger-There is a rumor that
China is secretly raising another army
by CONSUMPTION.
Thingumbob-Ahl / suppose the
open door is responsible for this
draft.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Learn to take pictures. The "a. B.
c. OF Photography" tells you how to
do it. The best book on photography
ever written. Your dealer can get it
for you. Camera Craft, $50 Suffer
street, San Francisco. Cal.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Hadn't Reported Yet.

"You say he died a soldiers death.
What was the fatal wound?"
ut isn't known. The investiagt-
ing committee hasn't decided whether
it was due to the tobacco or to hot
irons.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Not Exosnslve Enouph.

Mr. Park Slopo-Do you believe
that the doctors will agree that, after
all, salt is the elixir of life?
Mr.. Acknowledgement It's too
cheap
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Teacher-lf you are polite and kind
to your young comrades, what will be
the RESULT
Bully Jones-They'll know they
can lick you.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
Referred to one Direction.

II see money is reported easier. "
Then it must mean that it goes
that way. 1t doesn't come any
easier.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

MAUD never wears rubbers.
"Why not?"
"She'd rather say she couldn't get
a pair small enough to fit her.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
@MAv.u

This signature is on every box OF the genuine
Laxative BrOmO-Quin Tablet.
the remedy that cures q cold in one day
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Water constitutes about three-fourths
OF the surface of the earth. and the
greater part of the bodies of men and
other animals. The quantity of water
entering into the composition Of the
human body is a good deal more than
most people think. II the weight Of the
body be divided into eleven parts, eight
Of these parts will be pure water.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
A Matter of Environment.

"You ought to rise with the lark. :"
"Well, if | had to perch all night
on cold twig | suppose I'd be glad
TO- "
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

when you're constipated undigested food
foia In your stomach like garbage in a swill
barrel Clean 70 ont with Cascarets Candy Ca
tharticl l0c, 2Oc, Soc
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. WV o. ENDsLEY, Vauburen, Ind
Feb 10, 1900.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
FIssssd

Marie-They'll never be married.
Gracefully notg
Marie-Well, she won't marry him
until he pays his debts, and he can t
pay his debts until he marries her.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows Sooth-
Inc. Syrup the best remedy TO use for their
children during the teething period.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

E1TC Permanently Cured. No MS or nervousness
lstO after first day : seof Dr. Kliues Great Nerve
Restorer send for FREE 81 90 trial hottie and treat.
20. Dnh ~ KUN. Ltd. N3l Arch 81. phadelnhiA Pa
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Ohllls and Fever is a bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. II Is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price COO
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
NNncLrs nff an l.nlrl
Maud's Pleasing Fiction.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold IL
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price % cents
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06

A boy never takes his hand to open a
door that can be kicked open.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-09-06
DiSfIgured Skin

Wasted muscles and decayIng bones.
What havoc
scrofula, let alone is capable OF all that,
and more.
the neck, inhammatlons IN the eyes, dys-
pepsia, catarrh, and general debility.
II is always radically, and permanently
cured by
Hoods JdrS0pGriiLd
Which expels all humors, cures all erup-
tions, and builds up the whole system,
whether young or old.
Hoods I1lia cure liver ills the nonlrrltatng aud
only cathartle 70 take with Hoods sarsapariila.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
Bubbles.

Philadelphia Bulletin.
We've heard that catnip can make a cat
nap.
Coined words are not always the ones that
have a ring to them.
The preacher should leave the element of
long windedness to the church organ.
The astronomer has to down to
earth when he wants to theatrical stars.
When he gets in the righ; mood even a
one-legged man can do some pretty tall
kicking.
The little man wants here below he
likes to have above the ordinary.
sit isn't what's in peoples eyes, said
the oculst: ''it's what can get out of
them
Said the bachelor: ''Single olessedness
is a fact that hasn't been disproved in a
single CASE
s'I'm not afraid,'' said the electric fan
dealer, ''that any one will take the wind
out of my sales
When you've wed bill for good
while and haven't the money to pay, why,
that's the long a nd short of it.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23

Britain's present attempt to crush
out the African republics, General
Brooke's remark that the ''Anglo-
Saxon race seems destined to bear
Republican Institutions throughout
gruous.
1t ans that army officers can
always be depended upon to say the
most foolish things upon the most
unsuitable occasions. Had General
Brooke tried to- make himself ridi-
culous in the eyes of Americans
who understand the common pro-
more successful
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
TALKED TOO Much.

The naval experts who have been
sen, to Samoa to ascertain if Gov
ernor rilley got drunk should visit
New York and find out what is the
matter with Mayor General Brooke.
At banquet, given at Delmonico's
by the British Society, Brooke is
quoted as saying:
s.England has never conquered any coun-
try but for that country's good. This we
hope will be said of America in future ages.
The Anglo-Saxon race seems destined to
bear Republican institutions throughout the
whole world.
81 ord Kitchener has immense difficulties
in his way, but the flag of England will in
| time proclaim freedom TO all the lands of
South Africa.
..Otis. Merritt. Macarthur and Chaffee
have been doing similar duty in the Phi
| rppines. the same duty to God and coun.
try. The Pacific Ocean is no longer the
western boundary of our land. BY the ar
oitrament of war the great Philippine archi'
pelago has been thrown into our hands. and
it is our duty to care for its people and &c
| teach them liberty.
''Chaffee and our other brave generals
are fighting the same battle as the British
for God, freedom and civilization
All experienced after-dinner ora
tors will appreciate the difhcultie:
under which Brooke labored when
he delivered himself Of the forego-
ing utterances. Bu:, considering
the superior quality Of the liquor a
Delmonico's he should have don,
better. Brighter things are TO be ex
pected even of an ordinary man OF
just a common everyday jag.
TO the student of American his
tory the declaration that "Englanc
has never conquered any countr!
hut for that country's good" viii
seem somewhat strange, and coming
from the lips OF general in tn
American army it is calculated L
excite in the breasts Of loyal citi
zens feelings "f profound DISCUS
for the svcophants who toady &
everything that bears John Buli'
trade mark. In the face of Grea
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23

With Jim Stephen Hogg hobnob-
blng with Rockefeller and talking
of million dollar deals, Dan Lamont
on the board of directors of the
great railway combine, Dick
oriental splendor and plutocratic
ease at Vantage, is it not nigh time
to exclaim with Tom Watson,
ssWhere are we at?" Did we hear
some one say 'Jefersonian SIM
plicity," the common people"
etc., etc.7
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
Hot Times in Crowley for Sab
bath Law Breakers.

Rayne Tribune.
1t is to be deplored that there are
merchants within the jurisdiction of
our Distric: Court that are suffi-
GENTLY s.dense" to mistake the tenn
pei of the steel that is in the nature
of His Honor, Judge Debaillon. In
him the majesty of the law has a
Damascus blade, double eyed, that
spares nothing in its reach. Last
Monday two saloon keepers of
Church Point, Rudolph David and
Theodore Daigle, were fined S2oo
each and costs for infraction Of the
Sunday law.
We call the attention Of orr
Rayne saloonists and those of other
localities where the Tribune circu-
lates, to comport themselves in
strict accordance. with this statute,
otherwise their resources will be
heavily drawn upon by a fiat of our
District Court that will sap their
energies, commercially, to stand
still.
We feel for Messrs.- Daigle aud
David and advise them to keep out
Of Debaillon's clutches in the future.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23

Sane Dealing with the Com
binations.
New York World (Dem.)
When the "godfather of the
trusts" James B. Dill, comes out
for s'wise legislation" in ''regulsti on
of corporations" and for ''publicity"
in corporate accounts, and deplores
the trust in politics, it is evident
that days of sane dealing with the
combinations question are not far
away.
The big combinations in railways
and manufactures took the people
by surprise. The first phases were
the shocking, the criminal Standard
OIL monopoly, and the railway pool
for assassirating industrial indie
pendence with the sandbag of the
discriminating freight rate. Is it
strange that the people, alarmed by
these unfamiliar, monstrous, and
brutally arrogant apParitions, should
have talked and in few instances
should have acted wildly? Is it no,
a proof Of their common sense, OF
their capacity for ent,
that they should so quickly have
come to realize that there was a
many-s,ded problem to be studied,
to be dealt with intelligently, con.
servatively?
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
Reflections of "A Bachelor.

New York Press.
Any man can stay single until some
woman makes up her mind she is going to
have him.
Sell the average man grief with a label of
joy on it and he'd be just happy if he
got the real thing,
1t takes cold, hard nerve for to sit
up in his club and brag that his wife is
president of Il club with some Greek or Latin
name.
It's funny, but the girl who would marry
a drunkard to reform him would never think
of trying to make ruffles out of barbed wire.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23

1t is estimated that it will cost
the government $4,000 to find
OF Samoa, has been drunk. Three
admirals and two warships have
been sent to Samoa to hold a court
of inquiry to look into Tilley's
alleged jag. The navy department
is evidently growing fond Of thus
business. No decent American,
Who has the proper regard for the
eternal fitness Of things, will blame
Commander Tilley for getting
drunk. Who wouldn't get drunk
il Samoan
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS.
EOR HUMANITY AND CIR
LIZA TON

AZZd Wv.
About four years ago the United
States made war upon Spa" be-
cause Of the cruelty practiced in
Cuba by the Spanish government
It was all for humanity's sake, but
some way or other when the war
ended the United States had &C
auired Porto Rico, 1900 islands OF
the Philippine archipelago and
mortgage on Cuba. Judging from
the results. it is but fair to say that
the Yankees business instincts cut
a big figure in the war for humanity.
But the United States claimed
that Cod was on its side-and so
did the fellows who looted the
homes of the Chinese and sold the
stuff at fancy prices.
The English, who have a long
and bloody record 10 their credit,
are exper,enced hands at christian
izing benighted peoples for human
ity's sake. They are pioneers In
the business In the cruel war they
are waging against the Boer pa
triots, they have found it compati-
BILE with their lofty ideals of Chris
tan civilization to adopt the meth
DDS which earned for Weyler the
title of "butcher." Like the
Spanish barbarian they are SUBJ
iecting women and children and
other non combattants to the
fendish torture Of the "reconcen-
trado." They have improved on
Weyler, because even this accom-
plished murderer, who was the in
carnation of Spanish oppression
and cruelty, had not thought Of the
barbed-w wire pens to herd women
and children whose only crime is
that they are the wives and on
springs of patriots who are fighting
for what the Americans fought for
at Bunker Hill.
Vital statistics from the barbed
wire pens tell a horrible story. They
are as follows:
the camps, 1o9,41s children, s4,5eo).
..Died during September, c,4lI Children
1864.
1.-The total deaths at the yearly rate
of e64 per 1000.
1.-THE deaths of children, yearly rate al
4s3 per 1000: r,.,,,a IN,
s'rhe annual death rate OF England an'
Wales is Is per LOCO
The returns previously issued give thu
number of children who have died in thu
camps as follows:
June. -.
July OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .......... liz
AUGUST .. -. ...... $780,. ... 1854
SeDtember .. 1870
Total in four months - -. 1900. -. $40
1t is estimated that the death rat
in the prison pens is greater thai
that in India during the epidemi
of cholera.
l.h;s c>nptry declared war apains
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-11-23
an OBJECT LESSON.

an OBJECT LESSON.
The system Of waterworks has
cos, the town less thar $50. 900.
Does any one doubt that on the
u4ih instant the waterworks saved
from $50. 900 to $500, 900 worth of
property
Surely NJ one will dispute this fact.
Without The waterworks the fire
department would have been help
less. 1t could not have done any
effective work. Withou, an album
dance Of water possibly a third or
half of the town would have been
reduced to ashes. Hence, it is true
that on the morning of the I4th in
slant the plant more than paid for
itself.
Those who are opposed to NUM-
cipal improvements ought to think
about this. 1t is a plain business
proposition.
Had no, the fire been extinguished
before being allowed to spread to
Nicholson's store or Veazey's stable,
it is impossible to tell how many
people would have been rendered
homeless, and some of them COM
pletely ruined. Nothing short Of a
calamity was averted.
While those who live within the
reach of the water-plugs are con-
graduating themselves upon their
good fortune, they should give a
moments thought to their less for
tunate fellow citizens who are too
tar from the water mains to be pro
tected in the event Of a fire. These
people have 10 pay taxes, yet they
are deprived of one of the greatest
benefits derived from the municipal
government. They have been the
sufferers from one Of the unavoidable
inequalities of the system. The
town administration has done its
best to place both water and light
within the reach of as many people
as prevailing conditions would per-
nit, and it Is no exaggeration to
say that they have done well. The
experiment here has proven more
successful than at New Iberia,
Crowley and other towns and the
municipal administration deserves
full measure of praise for it.
An opportunity will be presented
to the taxpayers Of the town to eN-
tend the water and light plant SO as
to place it within the reach of those
who have been paying their share
for the plant, but who have been
denied the enjoyment of the privi'
leges resulting from it. Only :
brutal ego,ism will cause those who
already enjoy the privileges to op
pose their extension to Others, anc
surely no one who is not receiving
the benefits of the plant will bs
found among the opposition.
should require very little argumen
TO prove to the latter that it is t.
his interest to vote and work for al
addition to the plant.
Under the circumstances it is no
possible that any taxpayer will op
pose the proposition to bring abou
a more equal and just distribution
of the benefits accruing from tn
plant.