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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
THE CASE Of CZ0[@SZ
The Legal Status Of the Would-Be
Assassin of the President
at Buffalo.
no SPECIAL STATUTE FOR SUCH CASES.
Under tho Law II 10 Merely . Local
Onensc. Committed Against .
Private Citisca. In Violation Of
b Laws of b state Of New
York and OF Erie County.

p,roto \ " g., n ~.
''P. many %
ra''ohoi reports are being circulated
about cabinet action looking to the
apprehension and prosecution of En-.
ma Goldman and leaders ri anarchist
organizations. Of mysterious dircc.
tions from the secretary Of war to
the chief Of police here. and of devcl.
opments of u startling nature tina,
are anticipated. The great majority
of th.s. renortx In IN. xxards ~ |,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

c,ers hov. onnea,od On him IN rci,,v.
,ho .,,n.t,on IN ,ho mon.v market lac
,nora..;no d.nos,,. q, r,,ion,I h,nLs
ana 10 IT, ,ha, 10 ca hardIv ac,
n, ,bis distance from the scene n be
e,ds ,ha, ac,io, L. d..;rohIo
a.cro,ory - e,a,. uay 20 d,, ,o mr..
r,yo ,o.nia,, anJ In ra,na,, vI,h
m. other mcubers M The cobI,o, n.
,.as, To- , doy or ,yo
The devotion of Tho members NJ the
cobIpe, IN their chicf ia ,oucblng. All
would aosir. 90 rouoin noa. III, ,n.
IN tbe crucial per,od IL nasq.d ami
s.cro,arv u-,,chcocL aud secr,,,ry
w,,son syo,, ,h., ar,v ah.o,n,o "a
,mncro,iye ,ublic bus,ncss vii, In.
ducc them 10 depar, before The pr,si.
dent Is pronouneed ON, Of DANCE
Senator Hanna win nIso remain nm.
IN the pbvs,cions givc absolute assur-
apco Thai Mr.. NcKipIcv will Iiv,
CoptrolIcr Do,vcv and sonc N, ,L,
other ,minen, mon -oonnec,ed With
the adminIst ration. expcc, IN d.,.r.
,o.morrov mr. V,d,esJnv N IN. i'm.
provcmen, co,,i,uca-
yIce-presidcn, Rooscyci, bns occu.
,i,d N ,.culiariv J.ilc,,o ,nJ ,r,i,,
| nosition s,nc, Tho event which ,hr.,t.
ened The nresid,nt's lie. INT hc h,.
hornc himself -,brouchou, ,biv ordeal
IN such n manner ns N win Tho nj.
mirn,,on and rcs,cc, n, nu 4, hns
n~,orcoycr. added n new bonJ b.,,,ccn
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
Charged win RiHamy.

Rev. $. T.. Stack, a Baptist mlnister.
was Jailed, at Butler. charged with
bignmy. Last June he married Miss
Lena Hess. daughter of n prominent
farmer. A woman from Nebraska,
claiming To be his wife. learned Of his
marriage and caused his arrest.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
THE AssAssIN's BULLETS.
DIAGRAM showing h roia,- OF Im-
pact OF the Duiirts Fired at
President Mckinley.

st. Louis, Sept. l0.-Thc following
diagram indicates the points ut which
the bullets fired by Assassin Czolgosz
at President Mckinley entered. The
upper wound vas merely superficial.
having been turned by contact with
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
Reunion OF Odd Fellows.

The ninth annual reunion of the !.
o. o. +. OF the Twenty-fourth dis.
trict was held al Shclbinn. Past
Grand Master W. o. l.. Jewett was
.he chief orator.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
Two Men KILLED In Mine.

A small coal mine about ten miles
north of Huntsville, cnycd In, killing
J. Il. Hush. aged SO years, and bruising
Jacob Hush. son OF j. X. Bush. Tho
latter will probably recover.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
uuure Man Caught.

j. II. Mollett was held at st. Joseph
for the Kansas City police, who want
him for alleged completely In n bunco
game that was worked on NJ. W. Hall.
If Osceola, at Kansas City.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
wem-DriiIers struck Lead.

While drilling a well near st. James
the drillers struck lead ore at i25
feet. Vein IL about twelve feet thick,
and miners say the ore rich.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

the sternum, the force not being suf-
iicient to penetrate the breast. The
lower wound perforated the stomach,
passing entirely through Il, and Is be-
licyed to he either lodged in the mus
cles OF the back or to have fallen into
the abdominal cavity.
HANGING IN THE BALANCE.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
suicide nj spanish Lake.

Joseph Baker, 40 years old, com
mittcd suicide at Spanish Lake, st.
Louis county, by shooting through
the head. No cause for the deed has
developed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

The Moniteau county grand jury
found a bill against Eli Lucter, charg-
Ing him with the murder of Nancy
Birdsong, near California.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
shot ny schooimastcr.

At Admission, Mississippi county.
John NJ. Grow, the schoolmaster, shot
and probably fatally wounded Matt
Hicks. the bullet striking him In the
mouth.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
EMMA GOLDMAN LOCATED.
Chicago Chief-of-Poiice Promises
that She Shall he Arrested soon.

Chicago. Sept. i0.--Chicf O'Ncin an
nounces that Emma Goldman, is I'M
der surveillance not far from Chica-
go, although not in this city.
lie insists that she had been To-
Gated and intimates that she will be
arrested soon.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
Flour Mil burned.

The farmers mill. owned by s. @,
Lemar, the largest flour mill in Bates
county, was destroyed by fire. Loss
about $50 600 ~a~tial,v insured.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

Dan Bryant was found guilty OF ar
son In the circuit court at Waynes.
Vile. Pulaski county, and sentenced
to n fiye-year term In the penitsn-
tiArY.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
News From the Wounded President
Continues of an Encourage
ing Character.
NO COMPLICATIONS HAVE DEVELOPED.
The Bcucf Prevail. That the rresi-
dent WIN Recover. aud That He
lief IL Reelected In b Countc-
nanccs of visitors Leaving h
Niiburn Home at BuTnIo

0aa'frU1E contribution 10 the AfltEl-
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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
McKINLRY's ASSASSIN.
He y Known In Cleveland. where Ne RES
. saloon and was an AvowsA
Anarchist.

Cs 1tBe t-ASOh sIOf
Sosz, the man who shot President
Mckinley, is said 10 have formerly
kept q saloon at the corner Of Third
venue and Tod street, thin city. Later
he was employed In one of lie mills
Of the American Steel mi Wire Co.
Foreman Frank Halser, Of the gal
vanizing department Of the CONSOLE
dated mill Of the latter company,
said:
II know Leon Czolgosz very well.
His father. I believe, lives in the vicin.
ity Of Warrcnsvillc, o., on a farm.
There are Ave sons. ! think. all re.
siding In this city. two or three Of
them living IN HoEmcr street. Leon
ut one time was employed as n black.
smith In the consolidated mill. Later
he kept q saloon at the corner Of
Third avenue end Tod street. Later
he sold Qua the saloon and lived ON
the farm with lis father.
~ know Leon is. or was, an nm.
archist. lie attended socialist and
anarchist meetings very frequently.
He Is n man of rather small stature,
about 20 years OF nge. The last time
l saw him he had n light brown mus.
tache.
The Assassia's FasiIy.
Later information concerning tbe
identity of C,olposz. the would.be ms.
s%assin, develops hat he IL the son
OF Paul Czolgosz, who, II Ia said, now
lives at JOG Fleet street, this city.
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John. who lives mt home with his
father and s,.pmotber. Mike. n sol.
di.r now serving I'm Tho phiinni,,s,
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
RAISING DAIRY COWS.
Proper Feeding and Handling
Are Almost as Important.

The first and most essential thing
in raising a dairy COW is breeding
Feeding and handling are of the ut
most Importance, but without right
breeding to start with no amount of
skill or care in feeding and handling
can make first-class dairy COW, just
as no amount of cultivation and ma
nure will convert crab apple into
Newton Pippin.
In my opinion, the only right way to
begin to make frst-class dairy COW
is to procure Jersey heifer calf from
bull and cow that have an estab-
lished reputation for breeding first
class cows. Then keep the calf in
perfectly healthy, growing condition.
While she should not be overfed, she
should never be allowed to go hungry
or miss a meal. Her food should be
for the first three days the milk of the
dam taken in the natural way; after
that, for ten days or two weeks, the
fresh milk of her dam; then begin to
mix skim milk with the whole milk,
gradually reducing the whole milk
and increasing the skim milk, but al
ways fed warm. As soon as the calf
will take it, feed little ground oats,
and put into a pasture if the weather
permits.
Exercise is almost as essential to
the health of the young animals as
food. Keep the calf's sleeping place
perfectly dry and scrupulously clean,
protected from drafts, but with plenty
of ventilation. calf or heifer needs
very little, if any, corn meal, and never
any cotton seed meal. Grass, bran and
ground oats will keep calf growing
and healthy if allowed plenty of fresh
air and exercise. Keep the calf gentle
by handling it every day. The dairy
man or herdsman whose cows are
afraid of him has no business with
Jersey cow.-Jersey Bulletin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
DAIRY AND LIVE STOCK.

Don't feed the dairy calf ration
that will give it the habit of laying on
fat.
Before turning the colts out to pas
ture square up their feet. Long toes
are ruinous.
Without pure water cows are not
at their best, and good butter and
cheese cannot be made from their
milk.
1t is surprise to see how many
farmers neglect to keep salt in their
horses hangers. 1t is very inexpen-
sive and very beneficial. A lump or
chunk should be kept in every man
ger.
Swine must be given ample exercise
and plenty of succulent food if they
are to remain healthy and vigorous.
A good clover pasture should be pro-
vided, followed by peas during mid
summer. In the fall rape and clover
furnish good pasture. Mature ami
mails not sucking young need nothing
in addition to this green food-Farm
Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
MANAGING THE CALF.
densed for the benefit of Busy
Farm Readers.

To make him pay, the calf requires
careful handling. He starts life with
a baby stomach. To overfeed him is
to invite failure. 1t usually makes
him scour. This stops growth and
perhaps kills him, making loss in
either case. If he doesn't scour he
bloats with poisonous gas generated
by the surplus food he cannot di-
gest, and the 'pot-bellied" calf with
staring coat is long time recover
ing from unthrifty conditions and
starting to grow.
Don't let calf drink dairy until
he can drink no morS. Find out his
capacity and then give a quarter less
than his limit. If he ian be forced
to drink it slowly, thus mixing the
saliva with it, so much the better.
For this reason a calf feeder is
good thing. Food is eaten to be di-
gested. The saliva well distributed
in the food while in the mouth is
the great agent of digestion. A pail
hung up well above the calf, to which
the milk is brought through a small
hose partly stopped, so he can get
the milk but slowly, is an invaluable
aid in successful feeding, either for
raising or the block. But such a
contrivance must be cleansed daily
in boiling water or it will prove a
death trap. The milk remaining in
the pail and tube win putrefy and
produce a germ disease similar to
cholera infantum, which destroys so
many babies and originates in food
vessels and bottles imperfectly
cleansed.
The calf is a valuable newcomer,
provided it is handled right In the
calf, the dairy COW has her begin
ming. To raise the best heffer calves
for the dairy or sale is polite. Every
other calf should be made into veal
or ''baby beef as soon as possible.
The man who destroys a calf for
its pelt to-day is considered a poor
manager.
Keep the calf pen dry and whole
some at all times. If there be any
odor about it carry in peck of dry
earth and spread it on a few quarts
of land plaster. If sweet milk or
whey cannot be got for every days
feed, accustom the calf to sour drink
and do not give any that is sweet.
Calves do just as well on sour milk
as on sweet. Uniform quality of food
is what is required. If butter or
cream is being sold one can easily
make veal at the same time by care
fully observing the above rules and
adding to skim milk a slowly increas-
ing ration of whole faxseed Jelly.
Thus one herd of cows may return
double profits by producing butter
and veal at the same time.
To teach the calf to drink, hold the
pail in one hand. AS soon as the calf
will suck your fingers turn your hand
under its jaw, and its nose will fol-
low your fingers to the milk. Calves
should be treated to dry dust and
salt, as this regulates their digestive
organs and keeps them from scour-
ing.-Farm journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
Feeding Calves ON skimmriR.

Prof D. II. Otis, of Kansas. in an
address delivered before the Missouri
State Dairymen's association. said: A
dairyman's herd of skim milk calves
is a very good index as to the char
acter of the man. Experience of both
the experiment stations and up-to-
date dairy farmers shows that calves
fed warm sweet skim milk, in clean
buckets. with access to corn or KafYir
corn meal, bright hay, fresh clean wa
ter, salt, plenty of sunlight. shelter
and bedding in cold weather, shade in
summer. regularity, thoughtfulness
and kindness in treatment, will usual
ly be thrifty and gain from one and
one-half pounds to two pounds daily.
The dairyman who is unable to do this
is behind the times and usually behind
in his accounts. In other words. he
is a scrub dairyman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23

Although ! advocate feeding to full
capacity on the score of economy and
profit in production, yet do not ad-
else feeding all the grain or concen-
trated food the COW will eat, to the
exclusion of some of the coarse fod-
der she ought to eat; especially where,
as is usually the case, the same food
elements cost less in the form of
coarse fodder than in concentrated.
Besides this, a COW is equipped with a
stomach and digestive organs made
for handling coarse fodder, and we
have brought up our heifer in such a
way as to develop her capacity for
handling it, therefore large proper
ton of her daily ration must be coarse
fodder. or she cannot be in good
health.-C. P. Goodrich, in Rural
World
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23

curely to side of calf's neck with
small rope so that it will not slip
off. The shorter end of stick should
extend beyond the calf's head; the
longest end drags on the ground.
When the calf attempts to crawl be-
tween or under wire of fence the up
per end of stick will be sure to catch
hold of wire, and with the longest
end of stick resting upon the ground
it will be impossible for the calf to
get through the fence. This device
has the advantage of not interfer-
ing the least when the calf is graz
ing in the pasture or lying down to
rest. - Lewis Olsen, in Farm and
Home
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
STABLE WITH vENTILAToRs.

circulation can be controlled. Fresh
air may be admitted through the
opening in the rear at a, care being
used to place the opening so as to
prevent direct draughts upon the
animals. If the cows face the feed
ing alley running along the side next
the main barn, good place for the
introduction of fresh air would be
at the end of the alley say at b. Dur
ing very cold weather these open
ings may be closed entirely. In ven
tilating through chutes, one should
be placed every 25 feet throughout
the length of the barn.-Andrew
Boss, in Orange Judd Farmer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
Exhibits Mt Buffalo.

There viii he exhibits from all over the
world, at the Buffalo Exposition, which wall
prove. very interesting to all who may at.
tend, but no more so than the news that the
famous remedy, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, viii cure dyspepsia, indigestion, consti-
patton, bl!lousness and nervousness. To all
sufferers from the above complaints a trial
is. recommended, with the assurance that
when honestly used a cure will be affecged
1t also tones up the entire system.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
vENTILATING A STABLE.
Minnesota Dairymau Has Devised a
system That Is Easily and
Cheaply Introduced.

The COW stable attached to the
farm barn owned by G. W. Emery
may be ventilated with trap door
over the feeding alley or manger, or,
better yet, by a chute running from
the ceiling through the roof, as in
dicated in the accompanying illus
tratioa.
This chute must be closed at the
lower end with a slide. so that the
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
sTERmIzED BARBER sHop.
A Famous shop in the Carronton
Hotel, baltimore, Maryland.

The barber shop in the Carrollton hotel,
Baltimore, sterilizes everything it uses in
the shop. The sterilizing is done by heat.
The towels, the razors, the strops, the
soap, the combs and brushes are all SER
illzed before being used on customer.
Where there Is no sterilization, have the
barber use Newbro's Herpicide 1t kills
the dandrQfT germ, and it is an antiseptic
for the scalp and for the face after shaving.
All leading BARRIERS everywhere appreciate
these potent facts about Herpicide, and
they use IT. Destroy the cause, you Ie-
move the effect"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23

Mrs. Phoxy-"Why did you tell the doc
tor you had corned beef and cabbage for
dinner yesterday? You know you never
eat such common food as that" Mr. Phoxy
q know, but if had told them what
had really eaten he would boost his bill up
accordingly. "-PhiIadelphi Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23
SIMPLE LITTLE DEVICE.
For Keeping Calves mt Home, with
out Interfering with Their Conn
fort, Ii Has No Equal.

The sketch shows how I prevent
mine from crawling through a wire
fence. Take strong hard wood
stick 1h inches by or feet, ac-
cording to size of calf. About Is to
IS inches from end of stick tie Sc
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british Joke Machine Made.

one year od FINS bouncing S DfoS ' Bes
such wonderfully developed muscles that
when his father holds cane in his two
hands it will grasp it and draw itself up to
its chin three times Devoted Darwinians
could hardly wish for better illustration
of the prehensile powers of babies They
must be very near their monkey ancestors
in America -London Globe.
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why is justice pictured as woman
holding pair of apothecary's scales?' 81
don't know but it would be manifestly alb
surd to represent her as an iceman with an
iceman's scales. Philadelphia Times.
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Somewhat Different.

The Grocer-T understand you said sold
You jug of cider that had water in it?
The Butcher You have been misin-
formed. What l said was that you sold
me jug of water that had little cider
in it.-Chicago Daily News.
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Business Renartee.

Strange Lady-What's the price of this
iron bedstead?
Dealer-Twelve dollars, madam.
How much off if pay CASH."
Madam, if you don't pay cash the bed
Is not for sale. Detroit Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1901-05-23

Arrange to have two sheep pastures
so that the flock can be changed from
one to the other each week. The
sheep relish fresh, clean pasture. If
you can do no better put fence
through the old one
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P1so's Cure is the best medicine we ever
lsed for all affections of the throat and
upgs;-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900
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Hard luck, said the soubrette, earnest.
ly. Why we had to pawn the magnifi-
cent diamond which was to be presented to
the star by her admirers at every town. -
indianapolis Press.