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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
are You Interested in Life insurance.

III SO, consult f. A. Wearne,who repre-
ssnts the New York Life, the greatest
Insurance company in the world. 10 Is a
gnreiy mutual, old line company; is So
Fears old; insures both men and women:
pays insurance Immediately IL You die
AID a competence for your old age If
gon live, and has II billion.two hundred
1iIlion dollars of insurance in force.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
ncnthhrd Remembrance.

He was III the Legislature two
years reads q notice of Il departed
citizen: "caEle within IN ace or gong
10 congress. held n government office
Eve years and finally died a Christian"
ATLANTA Constitution.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
Adverr,sed Letters.

T~hefoilowing letteisIemain unclaimed
~ the postoffice nj Webster s. d., for
the week ending March, ), 1901.
Miss Mary Bne, Mrs Tiorbjor Fiad4land
\ u i~Iallberg, Mr OLE Nilsson.
When calling for the above, please say
advertised" and give date.
JOHN w. ARTHUR, T. NJ.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
YacinatIon Announcement.

DR.. iatrls wishes 10 unaonnce that
he is prepared 10 vaeiuatp scholars IN
he country districts. lie will visit the
school houses aud where there are a
81 sicient number 10 enable him TO dose
viii make ii suitable reduction.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
Card of Thanks.

{ ] wish through the columns OF the
Exporter TO thank my friends and
a~igihors for their kindness and liberal
ny IN replacing the COWS | recently lost
mad assure YOU all that words fail to
express my feelings in this matter.
" A. A. Scott. Strand, s. ID.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
A sr,noth Answer.

Hc-Do you think you really wanted
O new dress now?
She-you don't know anything about
it. ! wish ! had known before | mar
ried sou what 4 stupid you are.
Hc-fou m!ght have guessed it
easily. when | offered TO marry you
Pick.Me-Up
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
ForSaie.

100 bend Of soune cattle. % head 0
IIoarg horses; farm machinery; binders;
1aoueis; iakrs; dtaes; plows; wagons
leae. VIII sell on time, interest at the
Nnie OF Ten per cent note to run one two
Allreo Years, With approved security.
- A. &C. Davis, Strand s. ID
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
and FARMER,
, South Dakota.


Jan. iI-Aich. Il.
Notice is hereby given that on March End,
1851, all Unbiased common school ard udo~.
ment iauds IN Day county will he u:iereu tor
sale. AT public auction. at the front door oi
the Court uouse. in said county. between THE
hours OF 10 o'clock a. IN. aud ) O'Clock p. m,
and on March 23rd. 1901. all unsold Il q un,
leased common school and en- uwmout lands
in said county wilt be offered for lease a;
public aucti0n between the hours OF 10 o'clock
a. ~. and O'Clock p. IN. at the front door oil
said court house.
Dated. Pierre, s, d.. January 5tb, 1901.
II. Eastman.
Commissioner OF Schools and Public Lands.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07

The Bible has been so called only Tor
the hast I0H years. II was formerly
called The Books or the Divine
Library"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
For sale.

( Flne farm, 1G0 acres, one-half mile
~ush al this city. Price So, 600 For
tsrms address,
Evaueie I,etts,
i Webster, S. ID.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
Zoe SIC.

A good farm Of go acres til Webster
.awustip ahout two mibs Q the city
oa Webster. For terms inquire oi
u. III. Arthur.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
RARlrAN ToMNsmp.

Supervisor, + NJ Peterson: Assessor.
Mhn Phillips; Treasurer. G j Larson;
Jerk. a. y. Granstrom; Justice. l..
3pndficksou; Constable, II. Sakarilson.
RISK TOWNSHIP.
Supervisor, , YEARS, ID Williams; .
gsars. Ole Loken: Clerk, II u Belts;
Assessor, L l. Wallace; Treasurer. A
small Justice, Bert Knapp; Constable,
ghas Hartman.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07

Lord Hrougllam commonly spent
three or four weeks In study before
writing n great speech.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
State Of outh Dakota,1
Counfyof Day.
In the Matter of the Estateof Order -
Henry Ambrose Lanborton. Accomnts

hAehfa AMBROSE LGiHhcrtOn. Accounts
deceased.
On reading and iiling the p~atition Of Ezra
y Lambnrton, executor OF the estate III
Henry Ambrose Lamberton. drcea ssd renrn.
sehtiuE among other things. that he has fully
aHhIaistergd said estate. aud praying that 4
b:ae and place be fixed for examining and
aii9wing his account Of his ADMINISTRATION
ana ior the assignment of the tesilue OF said
estate TO lcirs: ~
~ Is ordcred, that said account he examin.
cd and petitltion heard. by the Judge of th;s
court on Saturday the BIRD day of March A.
~. igJl &t one o'clock p. m, at the court
house ia Webster. in said county.
And + Is further ordered, thar notice thore.
~ oe given TO all persons int rested, by pub.
Itsaihg g copy of this order for three succes.
stVe weeks prior tn said day ~ he airing ir thc
Reporter and Farmer. a weekly neWspapar
prlnted and published at Webster in said
Dated at Webster, S. D., tho 18th day OF
FEB. 1901, 49, VI
By the court,
tseal.l john II. Lund,
ATTEST: Judge OF the Couaty Court.
Albert Smith,
Clerk OF the County Court.
rank sears. Attorney for Executor.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07

Teachers Examination.

The following il u list OF those in
sttendance al ~, teachers examina-
ion held Friday aud Saturday:
lfSrnan H1ltuuui-t HalmuptSt
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07

* cURREr r P ~
- SS1S sS1~S
Our Venerable Planet.

Scientists figure out from the skeletons
recently discovered in South Dakota that
the world is about 250,000,00 years old.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-03-07
Township Elections.

The election in Webster township
9aseday resulted as follows.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Hail Storm shooters Meet.

Paris, Nov 10 Representatives
of many parts of Europe assem- bled
at Lyons today for the opening of
the international congress to con
slider the subject of shooting at
clouds to prevent hailstorms Many
eminent scientists will engage in
the discussions. which will include
everything pertaining to protection
against hail and frost The grape
growers of France Italy. whose
products have been heavily injured
of late years by hail storms. are
manifesting much interest in the
deliberations of the congress.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Ready For Mill.

San Francisco. Cal. Nov. 10
The one topic of conversation to-
day on the streets and about public
places where sporting men congre-
gate is the ,jetfries- Ruhlin heavy
weight championship fight. which
taxes place tonight in the arena of
the Twentieth Century Club.
Champion Jeffries appeared in
splendid form today and if the
decision goes against him he will
not be able to offer any excuse on
the score of poor condition Train
er Delaney, who has been close to
Jelfries ever since the latter won
the championship, says he was
never in better form.
Rubin likewise is. in fine fettle
and ready to make the supreme
tistic effort of his life Gradual
training for a period of more than
two months. coupled with a good
foundation of strength and agility
to start on, has brought the Akron
man to point where he will
either win or lose on his merits as
as a boxer.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Teachers in Philippines.

Manila, Nov. l5-Commissary
stores especially adapted for teach
ers were blisbed today This
move on the part of the govern
ment will result in great benefit
to the teachers as it will enable
them to buy household supplies
and provisions on the same basis
as army officers. The move WAS
brought about largely by the
practice of the Spanish aud Philip.
pine merchants to charge the
Americans exorbitant prices for
their wares
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15

Presbyterian lecture course.
62-64
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Pardon for Emmett Dalton.

Topeka, Has, Nov 10 This is
the date set by Governor Stanley
for hearing the application for a
pardon for Emmett Dalton. the
noted Kansas outlaw Dalton is
now serving life sentence in the
Kansas penitentiary for partici-
paring in the CofTeyville bank
robbery of 1898 The name of
Governor jenkins, of Oklahoma.
heads the petition for his pardon.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Lows First Appointment.

New York, Nov. Is Mayor,
elect Seth Low announced today
that George l.. Rives had accepted
the position of corporation coun-
sci in the city government. This
was the first appointment an
nounced by Mr.. Low Mr. Rives
WAS first assistant Secretary OF
State under President Cleveland.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
American rloney in Paris.

Paris, Nov. Is The newspa pers
this morning announce that nego-
tiations in progress will soon be
brought TO A successful issue
whereby the entire street car sys-
TEN of Paris will pass into the
hands of American capitalists.
Paris will soon have a system not
unlike that of New York
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
New York Life BUYS Bonds.

New York, Nov 10 1t devel.
opes today that the New York life
insurance company is the purchas-
er of the bonds which give Ameri,
can interests control of the North
German Lloyd steamship company
The life insurance company sim
ply purchased the bonds as an in.
vestment.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Gales off Nova Scotia.

ST. Johns, \ S, Nov. Is A
terrible gale is raging along the
coast Three sailors perished this
morning while trying to save
wrecked mariners The hulls of
three wrecked steamships that
went ashore off Cape Reese, re-
Gently We're broken up and the
drift WAS swept out to sea
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
New York Bank Consolidation.

New York, Nov. l5-The stock =
holders of the National CONNER
cial bank are holding a meeting
today to vote on proposition to
go into voluntary liquidation as a
move preparatory to the absorption
of the banks business by the
Broadway National bank The
Broadway National bank will pay
par, it is said. for the National
Com stock.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
New Tariff for Philippines.

Washington, ID O., Nov. l5-It
it is hoped by the government that
the new tariff schedule for the
Philippines, which went into effect
today, will produce about 100000
month. Among other exports
the scehdule imposes duty on
rice, indigo, manufactured tobacco
and cocoanuts.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
Earthquake Shock.

Buena Vista, Nov l5-An earth
quake shock was felt here at
O'Clock this morning. Large plate
glass windows were broken, and
the water in Cottonwood creek
rose suddenly.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
A Rich Haul.

New York, Nov l5 Burglars
broke into the bank of Spring
Lake at Manasqua, New Jersey,
this morning and made away with
$4,000.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
The Hancock in Distress.

Nagasaka, Japan. Nov 10 The
United States transport Hancock
is ashore on the Japan coast and is
being assisted bya German freight
ship
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15
That Counts.

If skill and pure material count
for anything, 90 to Hoffman Bros.
for your candies l30 West Main
street. 64-65
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-11-15

La Belle Laurette is the "Daugh-
ter of the Diamond KING at the
opera house tomorrow night.
Tickets now on sale at Davies.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

I frightened UP. and he returned to the table
again.
Yes. SIR" said the waiter.
Il vanish golsh fish," said the bibulous
one. Fry fresh golsh fish. Like mosher
used to mashe. Wan koch UNI selfh."
Couldn't do that. SIR" said tho waiter.
The goldfish are a window ornament"
Don care whash golsh fish are. Want
'em. Mush have 'em irish"
Cant serve them. SIR" said the waiter.
"Ah. ge' out pursued the bibulous rus
toner. Il got plen;shee money. Ain SO
nun for ole golsh fish? Here's y SO. Gim-
me hook an line"
The waiter decided that so was a pretty
good return for the goldfish. so he accepted
the money eagerly and went back Of the
counter and hunted up a black thread and
a bent pin.
The customer insisted on using his cane
for a fishing pole. and SO the black thread
was tied to one end Of the cane, the bent
pin was baitei with a crumb Of bread and
the customer began fishing. He fshed for
half an hour without getting so much as a
bite. He began to reviie the goldfish and
the restaurant and the waiter. and threat
ened to break the tank with his cane.
The waiter engaged his attention for
awhile in selecting some more suitable bait.
and while the customer was doing this
the waiter reached down into the water and
caught a goldfish with his hand and put it
on a plate behind the counter.
Then. when the customer resumed fishing,
the waiter yelled. You've got a bite; pull:
and when the customer yanked his pole up
the waiter dropped the fish by the side Ct
the tank.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

Nan with . jag Served With some
thing D~iRerent-He Thought So.

Aaa with . jag Served With some
thing D-iAerent-He Thought So.
Ths gentleman who. in nautical phrase.
seemed to be three sheets In the wind.
with the mainsail tapping" careened
against the window Of the all-night res
taurant Il wan somethin' e eat" said
the bibulous ono. ''Som'thin' dif-rent." He
went into the restaurant and huskily in
Quired Of the waiter what there was in the
place in shape Of food.
"Eggs. steak. cold beef. any kind Of rie:
whatTl you have?' ratified the waiter.
The bibulous one leaned his head on the
nearest table and wept. 'Thas jes' what
all uzzer washers said." he sobbed. II
don't vanish eggs. steash er col beef. VANISH
sushin' dif-rent."
Sorry. SIR" said the waiter. What par
ucular thing different would you like to
have7 Perhaps We can send out and get
It for you"
'wansh ar cents worth fred poller
bear"
Sorry" again replied tho waiter. a
lot OF Esquimaux were in here this even
ing. n they ate up the last piece Of polar
bear meat we had. We can send up to
lincoln Park and have the polar bear in
the zoo killed for you. but We couldn't get
the meat back here for three or four
hours"
Too long. too long" moaned the in
ebriate individual. mo ush."
He arose and walked un~steadfly out Of
the restaurant. but paused at the door to
look back reproachfully at the waiter.
Then he spied the tank Of goldfish that
STOOD In the restaurant window. His face
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

You got him, you got him" yelled the
waiter" but he dropped on the hook. Her
he is"
The customer was greatly pleased. and
went back to get some more OF the magic
bait. while the waiter captured another hsh.
In this way all four Of the fish in the tank
were caught by the angler and sent back to
the cook. who simply put them in q pan Of
water. for the waiter had been careful to
see that they suffered nc Injury. and had
kept them alive in q bucket Of water into
which he had put them as fast a. they had
been taken from the tank.
Then the cook fried some white nsh that
he had in the ice chest. and the waiter
deftly spread some gold foil taken OF plug
tobacco on the sides of the fish, He served
1t in great style. deity removing tho gold
foil with a knife. Tho bibulous customer
put the gold foil in his pocket a. a trophy
Of his capture and ate the fsh with great
relish.
He gave the waiter a q tip. and disap-
peared in fine spirits down the street. After
he was well out Of sight the cook and tie
waiter returned tho goldfish to no tank.
Chicago Tribune
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

A 1nDextlnsnt Dage~n~
Do Zion Ran iona Nv, - -
Down ter Dc Blus Iiehf Chv.a
nm low dey yank dem Bavtisso
g on dey stuck-up pSdA.
De Zion BAN deg eheaniso
Err cullud minseSl troupss
En- LAwdy. mani An ten ~ -
Dem en- man mex ~ vhsen
Blu dat ssm Johnsane prls Z = shov
Des when hit gittiu~ rcd.
De- why deg let eat scounfS n
All nevah unna'stood
In co'se' dey's low-down. taahy eoousL
OATS arays buttin IN
But We deg bug ehucA msusrsl. nm
Hit sho1y issr IN.
IL ss@ Bud BaksA h Asns 81
Dat funny m1ddleman;
Why do Dc chicksn cress q roadr.
Er Joke. 20 unna'stanr.
m den dis Johnstne moke a.
30 long en- lank en- slim.
IN yen: Dat chicken cro~. a. -.
suhcass 10 afteh himr'
(BaltimerD American.
Sirst Lawysf: Il aust cpncsua.a 49,
succs0ful casa.~ -
esoond Lawyer 'youP olaark vn ~.
Sn.e LAwyer ss0h. mo- bit 4 - nv
feeA"-celumhus 0l) seats Journal ny
s..s Yaas svsssks;-s Z 10 Is i lisss;s =: e: e
Hisss:s R=scE~e... -,
-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

De white man say do weather hot
De Sun. he treat me wrong!
But when de Sun shine in my face
l sleeps de whole day long!
Dey never sees me SOW or reap
De Sun. he put me right ter sleepi
De white man hunt de oak tree shade,
En- say. Dis amt no fGn!'
But hears one Niger amt afraid
He sleep right in de Sun!
You never see me SOW en- reap:
De Sun. he put me right ter sleep!
Atlanta Constitution.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

Midnight
Sentry: "Who goes therers
Thief: "Shut up you fool! It's
nobody"
Sentry: IAN right; 70 aheadi
Orders are to let nobody PAST
Der Dorfbarher.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16
Captain: "You are posted here
b guard the treasury. You must
set nobody pass"
Sentry: Eyes, SIR


Banking.
me nsv director was positively revoiu-
nouaEy In his devfcea
Instead 81 paying an his money to d.
bsutfves Tor catching defaulters,. said he,
WY not uss Il to effect such an Increase
q saAx7es - would place our helm beyond
fhs necsntty to defalcater'
The old Directors eneered w~4therfnsfy.
1oa evidently don't understand bank
dakA" said they. why, II No were 10
saass Wages that way. probably almost
svsey man In the house would nu dead,
= than where should We ber'
fha1 made the now director fed verv Sooi.
Is q o-ourse.-petroit Journal
The viE1I..t FatAer.
T0ssS ~ . young fellow IN Emit
UTAo thought hs was soms on ths spnnt.
~ ID pa OF the girl
0AN ths young man . whzrl
Sbsaroie sr.. p....
4 OAn-DSvn fos III.
"A! Gssk, Il should certainly havs soma
~ - 10 whsm my daughter vsdA.
Nh. Mesks MOI at an. Let her alonA
Sss - :ns IA % nss. ION: el 2s foe! Just m. her
werth More.
"A penny Tor your thoughts, Resxfa"
Worth more. weaiiy; make Il fwsnk.-
"A ffancf Nonsense! Whyf.
We tnin,sps IN FSeneh. - knsw. ef
DRosn1yn Lsvoe1 WavA
NJ: u this u tAo Gnd e en- 0nu |
Ansusfs
{. =, 8 ny p !. :. = g. sSs !. 90 60. e:
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-16

0hs: - tbs . tho nd c en- 0nN.
<nsuxfs
rs N ny = sss IN NJ = xm s.ns
, 1901-12-21
A e RAILWAY.

The Chicago, Milwaukee & st Paul
railway owns and operates over $500
miles of thoroughly equipped road III
Illinois, Wisconsin,, Iowa, Minnesota,
South Dakota, North Dakata, Missouri
and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Its owns AMI operates all equipment
in service on its lines, including sleep
ing Cars, Par,or Cars and Dining Cars
maintaining an excellence Of service
unequaled on any railway in the world
1t has been the Pioneer in the north
west and west in the use Of the block
system in the operations Of its trains.
in the lighting of trains by electricity
heating by steam and many other pro-
gressive methods, which have added
safety, comfort and luxury to travel
It is always the leader in that direct
ion.
1t is the Short Line between Omaha
and Chicago, and its Limited Trains
have the costliest and handsomest
sleeping cars in the world and the best
dining car service.
Time tables, maps and information
furnished free on application to l.. I.
Downing, Commercial Agent, 106 Wset
Second South Street, Salt Lake City
Utah.
, 1901-12-21
Doing His will will lead to delight
\ II
Jumped on a Ten Penny Nail.

The little daughter of Mr.. j. n. Pow
ell jumped OF an inverted rake made
of ten penny nails. and thrust Il nail
entirely through her foot and a second
one half way through. ChamberIain's
Pain Balm vas promptly applied and
I've minutes later the pain had lisap-
peared and no more suffering was ex-
perienced. In hree days the child
was wearing her shoe as usual and
with absolutely - discomfort. Mr..
Powell is a well known merchant of
Portland. Va. Pain Balm Is an anti
septic and heals such injuries without
maturation and in one-thtrd the time
required by the usual treatment. For
sale by F. II. Eggleston.
, 1901-12-21
THEY SAY

That some of the snow drifts on
the sidewalks have not been climbed
yet.
That Charlie Dunlap looks well be
hind a toy counter.
That Farley Mathison can crack a
lump Of coal if somebody else will
hold ii.
That Charlie Nissen really rejoices
when he hears that t~ree-breaking cows
have at last broken into the pound.
That Councilman Schwatke makes
a splendid chairman OF the tax commit
tee-he never loses his temper.
That the echoes of the convention
are all pleasant sounds.
That with the worst December storm
III the history of the city the people
of Laramie are still loyal to the eli
mate.
That the Rambler is not the only
mine in the golden belt that jingles
platinum in its purse.
That the marriage clerk at the court
house may prepare to work overtime
for a few days.
That DR.. Swigart and the Strong
mine have not parted company by a
good deal.
That a more harmonious lot of gen
tlemen never managed n gathering
tIa yptarin ,F I n,n,,S,;,., I,,l
ed by Mayor Spicer, Mr.. Holiday and
DR.. Swigart, who took hold and made
Il glowing success of the Indus
trial convention.
That Commissioner Johnson will not
heed the advice given him as to the
proper treatment to be accorded a Ger
tain female when she comes bother
ing around"
h if a certain newspaper cashier
isn't married before the winter ends he
raj sincerely blame himself.
That Charlie Dunlap of the teie-
phone exchange ate two suppers a
tn" Methodist church last night and
complained of being hungry.
That the local officers of the Union
had their hands full this week
In dead earnest.
That the members of the university
favor vacations for one thing |
that it gives them time to catch up
with their work.
That there wasn't a yellow legged
at the Methodist fair last
but the other things on the table
made up for it, even in the estimation
Of a Methodist.
That Prof. Lee threw up his arms
and surrendered when presented with
the petition signed by nearly 800 pu-
pills OF the pChlic schools asking that
the vacation begin yesterday instead
of next Tuesday, as the board had
mapped out.
That the pupils in Miss Gerig's room
at the East Side school are studying
the republican and democratic plat