Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1901-06-30

(Story Of a Concerted Assault on the
Pie Counter)
They's bin Parleyment of tn I'm
pleased in tn Democrats party in Ari-
zony to Protest an Resolute agin'
Gunner Murphy as a Pollyticle Feend.
Tn Members of the Parleyment was
O'Bryan. NomJre an Gunner Hugus
of Tooksoon; Jorge Kelly Of Wise
Evansville, Mister Roguers Of tn Pres
Gte Currier, an Tanner, an Keen st.
Charles of tn 'Mohavy Minrel Richness
in Silver. Ia Resolushuns was 'dopted
without a Dlsssntin voice, an it was
tn first time at OBryan Nomore an
Guvner Hugus ever voted ~ at
wunst.
| SEE Mr.. NCrOre seq; he This is tn
Mos Dedly Stroak at was ever Aned
at Democracy. Wen you withhold tn
ofiises fun Democrats it's Ease Bio
at IN Systum. Ez tn Immortle Jaxon
seq. To tn Democrats Blongs tn
Spells. If th5y's no Spells they's no
Democrats, an 1t follers If they's nc
Democrats they kin be no Spells. LIS
tru2 Murphy's n Republican, but He
Orient to make use of his Posishun II
Destroy Competishun by Wipin' out
tn D6nocras party, ! wuddent a bin
that Crool to tn Spanyards if I'd "a
ever get my Commln' out of Western
Nirginny before Peece was Declared. |
wuddent "a Roothlessly refused to give
'em Quarter after | had 'em Con-
cord"
That's Rite" SEE Mr.. Saint Charley |
"A Democrats ats Crowded away FUN !
tn Pie Counter s Like Fish out o |
Wotter. He amt in his Nacherl Ele- |
munt no Longer 1t amt enuff fer him !
to Smell tn Whites. He mrs' pe where |
he kin git his Hans on Things. He |
mus f-ll tn Life Givin' Tuch 'er he'll |
think they amt Reel an hell Cn Fred,
Tn Worl III seem, Holler To i'm an
he'll asst if it amt Better to he Re-
publican, SOS you kin git a Sect. |
kno' wot I'm Tockin about, | bin
Republican before | was Ennythlng
else. In a Evil Nom mt l got to be a
Popis,' an wen Wun gis to goln'
Gown hin he never Knoes VIII re he'll
Ian. If | hadn't got started on tn
Downward Rode | mite a had aXess to
tn Pie Counter now. II Doesn't make
no Difference to Mos Republicans if
th5y git Pie or not. They keep ON a
an after while Things Allus
Gums their Way. but | got Impashun
an Cuddent Waite. | seen wot I thot
was Wave of Reform a sweepin'
ToaIds tn Pie Counter an | plunged
in. 1t landed me up among the RoX
an | amt no nearer TO tn r. fresh .
hunts an | uSt to be"
SEE Gunner Hugus, seq he; I'm like
ny Fren'. Mister Saint Charley. I've
L1Oked at tn Pi5 Counter rum Boath :
Sides an have Squinted acrost IL from
n PrOhibishun end an ev'ry other
Point of View, but a man don't git Reel
Hungry till he gifts a DemOCr3s APP
Jetite. Then he wants to Brake in
That's wot we met here fer today. Were
lgoin' to pass Resolushuns at II ,
simply T5rrowiza Guvner Murphy. I'll !
femine him at Wen | was Gunner we
lst Republicans to cum up to tn Pie ,
COUNTER an Zeal at Home. had :
Republicans on al tn Bor6s an if I'd J,
staid little Longer I'd a made tn >
COUNTER longer SOS at More Republic /,
ans Cud foun' Sets. / knode how J.
hey Felt at Cuddent Crowd their Way
n. Wots your Views Bruther Rog-
ICrs?'
q
'ounter." SEE Mr.. Roguers. seq he: Il
ist cum here SOS at | 1ud have a
'hdnst to Cuss Murphy on Ganerl :
Principals an Starte i'm with a few
'actless Toots er so"
Mister Kelly, he seq. seq he: "Wud-
ent it be better fer us to Modify our
sesolushuns. OF Coarse | don't want
o Leev5 no Stone not Turned over "a. ,
'ud help tn Democrats to offs. but |
)nderstan at our Ire has been CheJ1y
,Xcited by tn Appointment Of Charley Z
hoemaker as a member of tn Reform 3
cho1l BOrd. That's a place at tn A
lie Counter where tn Gest can't git a
othin but a Class of WOctaI an =
'ootBpick an Napkin anyway, an it
int worth Strugglin' after. Besides
II of US, Bruther O"Bryan Nomore an
iuvner Hugus an Me has all admitted
It Mister Shoemaker is Onest an Ca
able an is a Good Bizness Man. Wot
lore kin We ast?"
"Wot more kin We ast?" erie
bryan Nomors an Guvner Hugus
n Mis.er Saint Charley in Indigna-
hun. us Mister Shoemaker a Demo-
ras? II tn Democras party had to
epen' on Onesty an Capabiiity an
isness Men where n ell wud it ever
1t Om?"
They 'dopted R5solushun at MUIR 7
by was a Crool Feend.
LITTLE JAMES.
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