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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27

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clear head, an active brain. n strong.
vigorous body-makes him nc for the bat
tie OF life.
Croup instantly relieved DR. Thomas
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
Brown-Dartmouth Game Tomorrow Will
Be an Exciting Contest Colosseum
Races in the Afternoon MCGovern-
COrbett Battle.

hall amid cheers and Shots OF Hes all
right Who's all right? President
Faunoe."
Prof. Langdon made some very appro.,
pirate remarks in closing and Impressed
upon the students the idea that IL lies
with them to win the game by supporting
the team.
At the close of the meeting brown and
white badges were distributed.
The Brown-Dartmouth football contest,
which will commence at 1880 a. m. tomor-
row on Andrews field. viii certainly be A
memorable event. The Dartmouth team
will arrive I'm the city early this evening.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
GRlDIRON GOSSIP.

Yaie's receipts for the football season,
II is announced. are likely to prove the
largest ever taken I'm. From the big
games with Harvard and Princeton about
$4,000 will be realized. Receipts from the
minor games will bring the total up 10
about $4,000
The East Providence High school eleven
will meet the winning team of the Eng
lish VS. Classical contest at Adelaide park
this afternoon 10 decide the Interscholas-
tic championship.
In accordance with tradition at College
hiI the class with the odd number carried
of the honors at Tufts college. Medford
Yesterday afternoon. the Freshmen OF
Tufts defeating the Sophomores both In
the annual football game and I'm the cane
rush which followed ~. Glass feeling
ran high all DAY. The Freshmen had
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
NOTES IN GENERAL.

The Woonsocket basket ball team, met
itn third defeat Of the season ln me il Mas. !,
eocbWsetts Central League. the Lyceums
Of Worcester performing the trick III ftsr-
ris hall Woonsockct last evening Ihe
score was "a 10 o.
Rhode Island polo team ~ould lac 10
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
Toa OVER So YEARS

MRS. wIHsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over nifty years by
millions OF mothers for their children
while teething. With perfect success. tx
soothes the child. softens the gums. al
laws all pain. cures wind collie. and is the
best remedy for Diarrohca. 10 viii relieve
the poor uttls sufferer Immediately. Sold
by druggists In every part OF the world.
Twenty-Five cent. bottle. Bc sure sra
ask FOR Mrs winsiow's Soothing syrup"
and ,sks no other kind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27

An enthusiastic mass meeting which
attracted about 500 students, was held
IN sayIes hall last evening. Professor
Iangdon presided, and tho meeting open
ed with the singing OF songs which were
printed on slips distributed among tho
students. These songs have been written
especially for the Dartmouth game to-
morrow forenoon, and are as follows:
CTune of "Coon. Coon, Coon.")
"Green. Green. Green. i know your Color
will fade;
Green. Green. Green, youn need dlf-
ferent shade,
Green. Green, Green, the worst I've ever
seen;
ia rather be a Brown man stead OF a
Green. Green, Green"
CTune of Grand Old Duke Of York;
''Oh. we're loyal sons OF Brown;
We love our college dear,
No matter what our luck.
We're ready with a cheer;
And when we're up. were up.
And when we're down, we're down.
But whether we are down or up,
We're always true 10 Brown"
CTune OF "Dollle Gray.'D
'"Too bad. Dartmouth, we must leave you,
You're not good enough TO do us,
For Browns a sturdy foe.
See our hacker go plunging forward,
For they can no longer stay
Gross the line they go victorious,
Brown must Win today
(Tune "we Are We Are.")
"We will. we will. we Will. we will,
Wen do you, Dartmouth, now.
We viii We will we will. we VIII,
Wen do YOU. Dartmouth. now.
So. rush and play your hardest,
Despite your eV'ry vow.
we will do YOU do you, do you. do you,
10 you. Dartmouth, now"
CTune OF "The Dutch Company IL the
Best Company.')
"When the Brown meets the Green,
Then the scrap ~ fierce and long,
When the Brown beats the Green,
Then we cheer and sing song,
Tor the Brown company
Ia tho best company
as even old Dartmouth 10 plainly can
see
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-27
sTIRRING sPEEcHEs.

After the songs had been sung and
several cheers given Prof. Langdon in
troduced Mr.. Tudor Gross OF the class OF
'al who addressed the students. lie spoke
Of the enthusiasm which was shown at
the Harvard Yale game and expressed the
hope that a like demonstration might
occur on Andrews field Thursday. He
said that Il rested with the men on the
grandstand whether the game was won or
not.
Mr.. Weeks of the coaches and a promi-
nent graduate of Brown next spoke a few
words and seconded the sentiments of his
predecessor. lie urged every Brown man
10 get up TO the game and cheer until his
throat was cracked.
DR. Meikleiohn was received with
storm OF applause and confined most OF
remarks 20 an explanation OF the action
of the athletic board In changing the
date. He said that the move was made
solely for the likelihood of winning the
game and not In the hopes of any pecun-
iary gain The members of the athletic
board are merely the representatives and
servants of the Athletic association. of
which every student Is also a member.
and therefore the students should abide
by their decision.
A letter was read from Capt Bates,
whose condition does not warrant his tax
ing part in the game. He reviewed the
situation and called upon every true lover
Of Old Brown to support the team IN their
hour of need Cheers were given for the
captain at the conclusion of the reading.
BAND TO LEAD PROCESSION.
DR. Parker was called upon and received
. an ovation. He said that although he
had graduated from Dartmouth Medical
school he was a Brown man I'm spirit
every time. and that he was going 10 at
tend the game on Thursday and cheer TO
tha-hifter end. II there Is band ne
would follow that or any other old thing
60 the field.
This brought up the subject of hiring a
band 70 lead the procession to the field
and 10 furnish musis during the game.
THE announcement was made that stone S
Military band could be secured Tor $40,
and n collection was Immediately taken,
which neted S5s 90. The band is then a
fixture for the game.
PRESIDENTS ENCOURAGEMENT.
Just at this time some students caught
sight of President Faunce in the gallery
and made known their discovery by
cheers. Seeing escape Impossible, the
president came 20 the platform amid q
storm of applause which lusted several
Minutes He said that his wife had asked
him lately what he would like hest Tor ms
Thanksgiving dinner. and he replied tha'
score of % to AGAINST Dartmouth
He said thai he was afraid he would bs
unable 10 get seats for the game but Prof
I.angdon Immediately stepped forward
The president then thanked the donor
and promised 30 be at the game anc
ioin SO far as possible I'm the cheers and
songs He likened the Brown team 20 3
,suhmarino torpedo boat, which has beer
down for some time, hut Will surely b'
nm the surface Thursday morning
At the close of his remarks the prcSi
rent was compelled to 70. aud he left the
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
0steopathy as a Profession.

Miss Ella Gardner, Cumberland
Presbyterian missionary in japan,
says: "Osteopathy has done so
much for me that were / choosing
a secular vocation for life work
| certainly would choose it; and
were it not for the time and mon
ey required TO acquire the knowl-
edge | would like to have it as a
help in my work in the mission
field"
The practitioner of osteopathy
finds himself in possession of skill
that the world is demanding, and
he possesses and for several years
will continue to possess, a natural
monopoly of this skill. The uni
que nature of this skill whereby
he effects cures in diseases cura-
BILE by other means, together with
the scarcity of men and women
possessing the new power of heal
ing. causes osteopathy to rank first
among the professions in respect
to pecuniary remuneration.
In point of honor and honora-
bleness, osteopathy ranks co-equal
with the other intellectual profes.
sions. From all the above causes,
osteopathy is growing rapidly by
the constant addition to the ranks
of men and women from every
walk of life, and espe cially from
the renks of college men and wo-
men. To these osteopathy offers
a wide-open door.
Send for catalogue and investi-
gate osteopathy. Address,
Southern School of Osteopathy, |
franklin, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Does 1t Pay to Buy Cheap

A cheap remedy for coughs and
colds is all right, but you want
something that will rslieve and
cure the most severe and danger
Gus results of throat and lung
troubles. What shall you do? Go
to a warmer and more regular eli
mate? Yes, if possible. If not
possible for you, then in either
case take the ONLY remedy that has
been introduced in all civilized
countries with success for throat
and lung troubles, "Boschee's Ger
man Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to de-
stroy the germ disease, but allays
Inflammation, causes easy exppcto-
ration, gives a good nights rest,
and cures the patient. Try ONE
bottle. Recommended many years
by all druggists in the world. For
sale by K + Haynes and Jas. HI.
Orme. Get Green's Prize Almanac
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
You Gan
Lead aHOrSe

to water but you can't
make him drink.
You can't make him eat
either. You can stuff food in
to a thin mans stomach but
that doesn't make him use it.
SCOTS Emulsion can make
him use it. Howi BY max
ing him hungry, of course.
SCOTS Emulsion makes a thin
bodyhungryallover. Thought
a thin body was naturally hun
CRY didn't your Well it isn't.
A thin body is asleep-not
working-gone on a strike.
1t doesn't try to use it's food.
SCOTS Emulsion wakes it
up-puts it to work again
making new flesh, That's the
way to get fat.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, 400 Pearl St, N. Y,
SOC and fI.oo; all druggists.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
A CARD.
To The VoTERsl OF CRITTENDEN
COUNTY:

10 The NOTERSl OF CRITTENDEN
COUNTY:
At the solicitation of many
friends of the various political
parties, and having received the
nomination of my party without
opposition, l take pleasure in an
nouncing that l am a candidate
for reelection to the office of
county court clerk, and hope that
you will give my claims due con-
sideration, and any and all favors
shown: me in this matter will be
duly and kindly appreciated; and
if reelected | promise a faithful
and impartial discharge of the du-
ties of said office, as I have ever
tried to do in the past; and permit
me to return you my heartfelt
thanks for your many acts of
kindness extended me, and for the
confidence reposed in me as your
public servant and friend in the
by gone years, and during all of
which time l have endeavored to
be faithful to the trusts confded
to me, in the discharge of all of
my official duties required by law,
but how far short / have come.
you are to be the judges; and
knowing that your Judgment will
be Just, l submit my entire case
with you, and whatever decision
you may render next November
will be cheerfully accepted by me,
Respectfully yours.
ID, WOODS, Co. Clerk. !
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
FOR SALE.-Two desirable
building lots in East Marion.
If A. FL. McNeely.

WANTED.-Several persons of
character and good reputation in
each state Zone in this county re-
quired) to represent and advertise
old established wealthy business
house, of solid financial standing.
Salary 3lS per week with expenses
additional, all payable in cash each
week direct from the head offices.
Horse and carriage furnished
when necessary. References. En-
close self-addressed, stamped en-
velope. Manager, BIG Claxton
Building, Chicago.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Rol. Sale

l keep constantly on hand rough
lumber of all dimensions, and I'm
prepared to fill bills on short not.Ice
w. A. DAVIDSON,
LEvIAs, Ky
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Ties Wanted.

Wanted to buy 100000 railroad
ties. May delivery. Box 800 Oma.
hs, Nsb. 2w
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
GOLD DISCOVERED
II Livingston County....A Novel
Plan Of EIectioneering.

Smithland, Sept. 30.-The news
vas received from the lead and
inc mines which are being open
Ell near Cumberland river, nine
lilies from this city, that gold has
n,en discovered. The company
developing the mines is from Pitt"
,urg, Pa. A silver mine was ope-
rlted near there several years
ago.
The Democratic nominees for
he various county offices in Liv-
ingston county have decided on a
novel plan of electioneering before
ne November election. Begin
ming in October the candidates
ill visit each voting precinct in
)ody and make speeches. They
will be accompanied by brass
BAND.
Thomas Clements, one of the
oldest citizens of Carrsville, Liv-
ingston county, is dead
Miss Florence May, daughter of
a well.to.do farmer Of Livingston
county, is suffering from serious
and perhaps fatal burns. She was
engaged in washing at her home,
and while getting the clothes out
of kettle in the yard her dress
became ignited.
The Farmers Institute, which
will be held at Hampton Friday
and Saturday, Oct. 18th and 18th,
will attract one of the largest
crowds ever assembled in that part
OF the county. An interesting pro-
gram has been arranged, and the
meeting, at which the great SUBJ
ject of farming will be discussed
from many different standpoints,
will no doubt prove of great bene-
hit to Livingston county farmers. |
Commissioner of Agriculture, Ion
b. Nall, will be present and deliv-
er an address OH "The Farmers
Institute" and the farmers of the |
county are making preparations
for grand time.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Get Your Moneys Worth.

1t is hard to appreciate the worth OF
Morley's Wonderful Eight until you
have used it in score of:the emergen-
cies that come in every household. DR..
L A Barnhart Of Claiburn parish, La,
says: "Permit me to say have tried
Morley's Wonderful Eight and found it
good medicine in Pleurisy aud Pneu-
monia." Nothing equals in in relieving
pain. Price 25c at II. X. Woods & Co.'S
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03

"For three days and nights suffered
agony untold from an attack OF cholera
morbus, brought on by eating cuoum-
beers, says M f Lowther clerk OF district
court, Centerville, Iowa. thought
should surely die and tried dozen diff
erent medicines, but all to no purpose.
l sent for bottle OF Chamberlain's Co
lie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy and
three doses relieved line entirely" For
sale BY II X Woods l. Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Farm for Sale.

A farm of Ill acres, three miles
below NATION, KY, on the old
State road running from Shady
Grove to Weston; 80 acres clear
ed; two fine orchards, good water,
good house, barn, etc. Will sell
alta bargain.
F. M. Daniel,
I'm Mattoon, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Farm for Sale.

We have for sale a farm of 223
acres creek bottom land, part of it
we'll timbered, about q miles of
Repton, on the l. @. railroad and
four miles from Mnrion. Mr. Abe
Baker will show the land to per-
sons interested.
Blue q Num-,
Agts for Walking, Carrithers &
Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03

A never failing cure for cuts,
burns, scalds, ulcers, wounds and
sores is DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. A most soothing and heal
ing remedy for all skin affections.
Accept only the genuine. r. F.
Haynes.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03

the congregation, which was the
more acceptable, the boy OF the
money. One wag started it with
a bet that the parson was more JOY
full over the money than the boy.
Well, sir, the whole church took il
up. By Thursday there wasn't a
person IN the town who had not
risked something on one side OF
the other. Excitement ran high.
"Then some level-hesded fellow
put temporary damper on it by
asking, How are We going to de-
cider An ingenious man sugges-
ted that whichever gift the parson
mentioned: first on the following
Sunday shall be taken as the most
precious. If he thanked the Lord
for the boy and then for the mon-
ey, the hackers of filial love won,
but if money came first in the
prayer of thanks, then the worldly
wise got the coin.
Sunday came and the church
was crowded. On the right of the
center aisle sat the hackers of filial
love, on the left were the believers
of money love. The prayer OF
thanks began. The old pastor
thanked his Master for the many
blessings enjoyed, for the prosper
ity of the church, for the recovery
of the sick, ETC., and finally oh
Lord, l thank thee'-the people
bent forward, intensity listening
Il thank Thee, o Lord, for Thy
most timely succor.'
"And they called the bet a
draw.
"And that's what think when l
get a newspaper mans card. l
thank the Lord for this most time
ly sucker.
"Why, you amt going IRE you2'
said the Governor. You must wait,
anyhow, until 1 order up the
drinks. Don't crush the mint in
mine, please"-this to the waiter.
"And now, my boy, coming back
to the subject of my marriage, it's
not going to be like that of anoth-
er old farmer | knew.
HE was lying on his deathbed
and the doctor, an old friend, bent
over him.
"1'm sorry, Jim, old man. he
said, Il hate to tell you but there is
no hope, absolutely rfone. In a
very few minutes you must pre-
pare to meet the King of Terrors.
"The dying man looked up, smi-
ling: is that all, Jack; don't wor-
ry; I'm not afraid. Why, man.
ion't you know that for forty years
I've been ling with the Queen of
Terrors."
The waiter returned.
Heres luck" said the Cover
nor.
"And, my boy" this with most
serious face and twinkling eye,
you understand, | was never in
erviewed in my life
And the reporter unders TODD.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03

Children love to take Morley q
Little Liver Pills for Bilious Peo-
pie because they are small, look
and taste like candy and do not
grippe or sicken them. One dose
Sold by H. X. Woods & Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Red Poll Bull Calves.

3 half breeds, good mother, registered
bull, $500 each.
l. full blood, 800.
They will please you, call and see
them.
l registered Poland China Boar, weight
$50 or GO lbs, $40 il taken before 18th
Sept. w. l.. KENNEDY,
LOLA, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-03
Gov bob" MARRIED.
Tells Some Stories and Bits OF
Philosophy Suggested Thereby.

Tennessee, and Mrs. Alice Hall, of
Montgomery, Ala, we're married
asst week. While at the Gait
House in Louisville Thursday a
Courier Journal reporter asked
him to tell him about his marri-
age.
about my marriage? Well, my
boy" said genial Bob" Taylor,
former Governor of Tennessee, as
he grasped the reporters hand,
"you don't know, it now, reckon,
but most probably you'll know it
some day, that man just married
is like the farmers lad the calf
ran over-he's got nothing to
say.
you see, it was this way. I'd
been a scrapin' my wing about that
good lookin' young widow down
in Montgomery for quite spell,
but | didn't seem to be doing any
good for myself. Then heard
that she and her father and moth
err were going to California for
long trip. Well, sir, 1 just picked
up my things and landed them
smack in Tuscaloosa without a
stop. You know a fellow can do
good many things when he has
to-"
The Governors face took on
most serious expression.
II just had to. These accidents
of travel, you know, including the
chief accident of some California
follow spiking my trail when I
wasn't there, were too strong for
Bob Taylor. I read over that old
lecture of mine where | told the
story bout the farmer who MARI
ed unhappily. You know he had
a quarrel with his wife and went
down in the barn determined to
hang himself. He got blind bri
die and fastened himself up safely |
to rafter. When he was about
dead Uncle Ephraim happened
along and cut him down. BY and
bye the farmer came back to life,
and turned fercely on the old dar-
key.
"'Don't you know, Ephraim,
that in another minute l should
have been walking the golden
streets of paradise and grasping
The diamond doorknob of the
house where all my old dead
friends live"
'Humph! shifted Ephraim,
and nice fix you'd be in, lookin'
'er damon doorknobs wearin'
blind bride, wouldn't your
"Well, SIR" said the Governor,
L read that over and | thought it
'ver all the way down on the train
,ut reckoned I'd whole lot bet
er take chance on having to hunt
or the diamond doorknobs wear
ng a blind bride in paradise than
ccept the certainty of running
bout down here on earth like a
tring halted old mule with a little
ut of me in Tennessee and the most ,
1 me out in California. / amt
zig enough to cover such long
tretch of ground, honest.
81 did the only thing possible.
explained to them that | was OPP
osed to having myself split up !
nat way, and at last they gave in.
low we're here-that's all there is
, it.
"Oh / am doing nothing in par
cular except working on my new
'cture. 1t is to be called Life on
10 Old Plantation 1t compares
lral life with life in the cities,
nd tells the advantages of rural
fe, aud of course | tell a few sto-
es to illustrate the points 1t '
ill be ready pretty soon and then
will start out to try it. I'll be I
Louisville some time during the
inter.
Speaking of reporters, now,'
Daily camera., 1901-01-17
Revenue First
S0yS Legislature
REVENUE FIRST.
Legislative Program Definitely Mappe,
Out in the House.

Legislative Program Definitely Mapped
Out 10 the House.
Denver, Jan. IA resolution by Mr.
Hammond of Mortrose, today, shows
how the house ~ organized under the
leadership Of Speaker Montgomery
stands. In vigorous speech Mr. Ham
mond declared that appropriation bills
must take a back seat and revenue
measures to provide for the state insti.
tutions must be 6rst He presented a
resolution giving revenue bills preced
ence and right of way over everything
and the resolution was adopted by unani
nous vote.
In the senate S75 900 partial appropri.
alton for the pen,,entiary passed third
reading. The senate in the interest OF
harmony, concurred in the house resolu-
ton for conference upon the McCreery
act, concerning Legislative employees.
The house wants more clerks. but the
senate is satisfied with the quota under
the McCreery act. However. Mr. Am.
mons asked Tor harmony and a commit
tee and il was so ordered.