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The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17
MT. Cleveland Goes to Washington.

Princeton, N. J., Sept. 16.--Ex-President Grover Cleveland left tonight for Wash ington. Mir Cleveland said on leaving: I understand, have not been made. shall participate in any of the exercises that may be deemed proper that take place in Washington. Tt is not my pre- sent intention to accompany the funeral uarty to Canton"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17
Czoleosz Treated Likewise.

Chicago, Sept. 16-An effigy designed to represent Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of the late President was set on fire tonight and hanged to an electric light pole at State and Madison Streets, one of the busiest corners in Chicago. Bring out cried A voice.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17

Auditors office and Hon. George ". El- lis. former State Treasurer went 70 Jas per yesterday morning as witnesses m the case of the State against J. w. DAVIS former Tax Collector of Walker county.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17

Judge J. T. Cook, Chief Clerk in the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17
Aftar Rritish Market.

London Sent. l7.-It is reported that the Amer lean Tobacco Company has offered to buy British tobacco concern as the first step to- ward acquiring control of the British market
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17
Tmrna Goldman HanRed in EHirv.

Baltimore, Sept. 16.-Emma Goldman, the anarchist was hanged in effigy late tonight from a telegraph pole in the east ern section of the city. A large crowd witnessed the hanging.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-09-17
WILL YOU MOVE OCTOBER
 FIRST?

If 50 please give us the following information as it will save both you and ourselves great trouble:
 Ist. Do you use gas stove?
 2d. Has the house you contem- plate moving into gas pipes?
 :3d. Will you use gas or elec- triCity for lightingP
 We wish the above information in order that we may arrange ser- vice pipes or make arrangements for having your house wired for electric lights. Heretofore on Octo- Der first of each year we have had more orders than could be promptly attended to, and by giving us some assistance thirty days ahead there will be no reason why all patrons should not receive entire satis- faction. ea
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Always johnny" at home.

a little story. capable CT indefinite
expression by the foreign observer of
American manners, comes from the
New York Tribune:
Last GUNNER. when our admirable
Secretary Of the Navy was visiting
his native village of Buckfeld, in
Maine, h sent some clothes to the
village washerwoman, and driving by
the next week in company with 4 rep
resentativc to Congress, stopped to
ask for them. The woman turned to
her assistant
May" said she, SIS Johnny's wash
ing done YETI
An appropriate pendant to this story
Is one of an Englishwoman and an
American girl. Said the Englishwom-
an:
II really cannot understand class
distinctions in America! Is it really
true that men and women Of superior
position never draw the Whenever
look down on those Of an inferior so.
cial standlng?"
"Oh. they look down all right" re.
piled the girl cheerfully. The trouble
. to get the others to look upw
Really" said the EnglisLwoman
more puzzled than before.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
WORDS OF WISDOM.

y good man does good merely by llv-
ing.-Bulwer.
The public is wiser than the wisest
critic. -Banc croft.
Cheerfulnes5 IS the : est promoter of
hc&.th.-Addison.
Shame is natures TASTY Conscience
Maria Edgeworth
The infinitely little Lave 4 pclIe inf.
nitely great.-Ycltairc
The sure way to miss SUCCESS is to
miss the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
If thou desire to be wise. be so wise
as to hold thy tonguc.-Lavater
The accents CT love ere all that is
left of the language Of paradise.-2ul-
wer.
The choicest plea-urc5 of Ike lie
within the rims o. Notwithstanding
per.
CanGo- locks witt equal fairness at
both a.Gcs OK ! su1jcC--Noah Web
ster.
20 most unhappy of I'll men is he
wLo believes himself - - co.-Lcnry
Home.
Excellence wien concealed differs
but little froL bugicl wo'- Nlec3ncss.-
Horace.
Sow good services; -wcet rcncm-
ORANGES will srow cr0p then.-Mme.
De Stael.
Tact comes IS much from goodness
of heart as from 11ClL.s of taste
Endymiol.
Some will never lean crything be-
cause they understand everything too
soon.-Blount.
Narrow minds think nothing right
that is ABOVE thei- own capacity
RochefoucaUld.
Prejudice, which secs what it
pleases, cannot see what is plain
Aubrey Dc We're.
Hasten slowly. and without losing
heart put your work twenty times
upon the anyil.-Boile~u.
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ter (melted, and stir into the dry mix.
ture. Beat thoroughly and bake in n
large shallow pan from twenty to
twenty-five minutes.
Eggs with Mushrooms on Toast
Break one cupful OF mushrooms into
the saucepan with three tablespoon.
fuls Of butter, few drops OF onion
juice. salt and paprika. Cook for ten
minutes. Beat three eggs slightly. not
separating chem. and season them
with salt and Pepper. Add chem TO
the mushrooms and scrape them from
the bottom as they cook until the mix.
ture is thick and creamy. Serve on
hCt buttered toast.
Marshmallow Pudding-Dssolve two
tablespoonfuls of cornstarch I'm one
half cup of cold milk; add one-fourth
teaspconful of salt, three-fourths cup
of sugar and one-half teaspoonful of
butter. into one quart of boiling milk:
turn this, stirring rapidly. Remove
from the fire and divide into two equal
parts. Into one part stir the slffencd
whites of two eggs; into the other four
tablespOonfuls of melted chocolate.
Flavor with one-fourth teaspoonful of
vanilla. Put into mold in alternate
spoonfuls and serve cold with cream.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Wicker FurnIture.

Charming than ever, both in shape and
wearing. and the green. which is the
most favored color. is so much softer
and prettier shade than in former
years. Nothing more attractive can
possibly be imagined than screen on
view lately specially designed for an
out-of-town dining room or library.
1t was a three-fold standing one Of
wicker. about four feet high, Of a love
~ shade of green. Set into each panel
was delicate tapestry square in the
lighter toned. daintier figure effects.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Creative Ability

The young man in demand every
where to-day is the one who can create
something, the man OF productive
power. There are many who can do
routine work, follow prescribed lines.
carry out in detail program mapped
out by others, but the man of original
force. of constructive energy. who can
start out in untrodden paths and blaze
the way for others, is as rare as ne is
valuable.
There is always a premium on the
thinker, the man of original ideas and
methods and real productive force.
Insurance companies are securing the
country for such men; merchants are
in need OF them, great combinations
are looking for them as leaders; they
are wanted in law. in the business
world, in the field of science. in all
walks of life.-Success.
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King Edward has a pretty taste ~
notepaper. The monogram, which ap-
pears in the left-hand corner Of the
new stationery, consists Of an old eng.
lish e. In the top portion Of the T.
the crown is worked In. and ia the
lower part are the Roman figure VII.
The 70 Is silver In color. with a black
line outside. and both the crown and
the figure VII. in black. Windsor
Castle" Is stamped In black at the head
of the paper King Edwards favorlte
paper Is handmade azure laid, post
Size VITA q slight black border Queen
Alexandra, mp to the present, has not
selected hcr official monogram The
late queens choice i'm notepaper. by
the way was silver gray -London
Free LanceA
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Reigning Families Poor Hein.

None of the reigning families Of Eu-
rope are peculiarly graceful horsemen
with the possible exception OF the EN-
peror of Austria. The Emperor Will
lam and the Duke of Connaught have
been singularly unlucky in the matter
OF bad falls The late Car was a par
ticularly unskilful horseman. and it is
said that some uncomplimentary re-
marks Of the German Emperor on his
riding. which were repeated to him.
We're the primary cause OF the GOODNESS
which existed between the German
and Russian courts in 1890 In this
respect the present Car resembles his
father yca
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blow That stunned.

"Have you ever had dumb, name
less feeling of some approaching disas.
ter?" she asked.
"Well. no." the celebrated lawyer
replied; 1.-The only time 1 ever had that
kind of feeling was once after the
disaster had arrived"
"Oh, dear! What was it that hap.
rened to your
why. you see. girl that 1 had been
engaged to several years before my
marriage came into my office one day
TO have me give her some advice con.
corning the disposition Of about $500.
900 worth of property she had just in
Lerited from an uncle in Australia that
she had never told me about.
cage Record Herald
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CHOKE 1T DOWN.

When tn gall gifts in your neck.
Choke IL down
When your heart gifts out o. check.
Choke 1t down.
When you feel you're gittin' blue,
An your minds all in a stew.
lis the best thing YOU can do
Choke it down.
When tn world gives YOU a slap,
Choke it down;
Don't appear YOU care a rap,
Choke IL down:
When some one gifts in your way
Don't start out Z kill tn iay.
An be careful what you say
Choke 1t down.
Don't let sorrow spoil your face,
Choke it down;
Take another hi- r brace,
Choke it down;
Take whirl at it again.
Don't let darkness shut you in
Keep a-hghtin'; you will win;
Choke it down.
Don't you let this ole worlds ways
Choke il down; -
Kill the sweetness o. your days;
Choke it down;
les keep peggin' long your way;
Don't care what all others say,
You'll come out all right some day,
Choke it down. y
Denver Times.
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oranEe Growine IN ylrslnln.

1t appears that the Federal Depart.
ment OF Agriculture is experimenting
with view to making commercially
profitable the growing of oranges in
Virginia and Maryland. We should
like 70 see it succeed. and are open to
conviction. so to speak. OH tine sub
ject Virginia is one Of the greatest
applegrowing regions in the world.
and stands way up in the matter of the
production OF many other fruits. Who
will say 1t is impossible for IL to be
made an orange CROWN land. under
the conditions that are now being
applied.-Rlchmond (Va) Dispatch.
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The Penalty of Greed .

The coarse, brutal instincts. when de-
veloped. sthe all the finer sentiments
of the mind. They dull the ideal. har-
den the life and crush out the gentler
aEI finer qualities which unite the hu-
man with the divine.
The business man who becomes
grasping and greedy loses his sense Of
the beautiful and the true. The coarse
side of his nature becomes abnormally
developed; the beastly passions which
he should have strangled ut the outset
have been pandered TO until they have
grown 80 voraclous and strong that all
that is best and noblest in his nature
has shriveled up under their blightlns
breath. Avarice, with him, has killed
aspirat on.-Success.
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Care of Maiden Hair Ferns.

Maiden hair ferns, which are al
ways popular. are perhaps the
most unsuited of all the green house
ferns for room. They need a great
amount of atmospheric moisture and
in the heated, dry air of the average
interior. the delicate fronds shrivel
away. Japan supplies us with many
beautiful ferns. The hanging balls
have q centre of moss which must al
ways be kept damp. All of these Jap
anese fern devices can be grown in n
room If they are well soaked in tepid
water daily and then hung up to drain
ever tray before they are put in their
usual position. Ferns should be exposed
TO as little dry heat as possible. Gas
which has such a bad effect upon all
holse plants is fatal to ferns, first be-
cause of the noxious gases which it
generates and second because of it's
crying properties. Success with any
sort Of plant depends largely upon Civ
ing it as far as possible it's material
environment Few ferns should stand
in stagnant water. and therefore the
saucer chUuld be emptied in most cases
within an hour after watering. Moss
placed at the top Of the soil in the pot
viii have n tendency toward ECcning
tnc earth about the roots moist
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
No Yankee blood I'm Him.

No, really" she said, Il believe my
.usls,pd is different from other men"
"Oh. YES. 1 suppose So" her expe-
rienced Mend replied, but you'll out
grow IL. EAery woman thinks. during
the first few years, that her husband
is not like other men"
But William" she insisted, "has
never. so far as know. expected to
get a fortune out OF an invention If
some kind"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Summer Curtains.

The newest summer curtains arc en-
bcllished with what Is called the Colo
NAL tuck. A simple tuck, of course,
but given the higher sounding title in
CeccTence to the prevailing Colonial
fad. These tucks, however. make a
very simple yet dainty border. Those
with tiny applique bands running in
between each tuck are particularly
pretty. Diversity of effect is given by
different widths and different group
ings of the clusters.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Velvet Carpet Rugs.

Velvet carpets are now cut into rugs
and used without borders. plan
which makes possible utilizing partly
worn carpets of large rooms for small
rooms. Few new carpets are now
fitted to the corners of the room. a
bare space being left ii only of few
inches. The greater ease with which
moths and carpet-bugs can be looked
after Is paramount reason for this
arrangement.
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PITH AND POINT.

20, Miss Mabel. since I have known
you. am just longing for-a-mother-
in-law."-Brooklyn Life.
Papa-"He hasn't proposed yet, has
he?" She-"NO. but he will the first
time he isn't interrupted. Puck.
Music is the food of love- they
say" Eyes, but that's ridiculous My
love prefers ice cream and cake
Philadelphia Press.
Don't you think Mr.. .Howls sings
with feelingT" mo, 1 don't If he
had any feeling he wouldn't sing
Philadelphia Times.
ANY musical Instruments" the as
sesso= asked. "Two." the tired-look-
ing citizen replied. What are theyT"
Both boys."-Chicago News.
"a humorist is a man who makes
other people cheerful. isn't he?" "Oh.
no; humorist is a man who can keep
his own spirits up."-Chicago News.
l'ull oft a youth thinks he's in love,
And does not stop to question
That he may be victim of
Attacks of indigestion.
-Philadelphia Record.
Is he IL man Oh aDlllIJ Is ne
Why. he not only knows that he doesn
know much, but he has the ability to
keep others from knowing it."-Phila
delphia Times.
The hooking bird may MARBLE sweet,
But its melodious manner
Can't never win such crowds as greet
The circus steam pianner.
Washington Star.
Manager-"I am sorry that you wish
to resign. What is the trouble?" StaI
tits too much of a strain en- me tc
try to live up to the salary your pres.
agent says 1 get."-Baltimore Ameri
can.
Mother - Johnnie, what arc yor
doing in that preserve closet?" John
ME with his mouth fulD-"Nothin'
nav" Mother-"very well. leave Il
in the jar when you are through
Judge.
Doctor-"You are mentally exhaust
ed. 1 advice you to send your family
to the country" Patient-"But cant
leave my business" Doctor - Ger
tanly not-you stay in the city and gel
a rest. Judge.
SchOolmaster-"Now tell me. what
were the thoughts that passed through
Sir Isaac Newton's mind when the ap.
pie fell on his head" Hopeful Pupil
II 'xpects he was awful glad it warnt
a brick. "-Tit-Bits.
why am 1 lot shown common cour.
tesy?" demanded the woman, warmly.
The sales person lost her temper al
once. You didn't ask to be shown
anything but two-cent prints!' retort
ed the latter.-Detroit Journal.
Little Nina went to church with her
grandmother, and for tie first time put
two pennies in the contribution plate,
Leaning over, she whispered very aud
IDLY: That's all right grandma.
paid for twow-JuniOr Herald.
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An Embnrrassment.

'I don't know what TO do with all
this money" said the practical politl-
cal worker.
What money is that?" inquired the
friend.
"The boss gave me $4,000 to put
where It would do most good I have
over $4,000 left"
"Giye 1t back to him. of course. nc
will admire your honesty"
eyes He may admire my l)nesty.
Iut when he finds that j haven't
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
A Placid Statesman .

81 suppose a man in your position is
beset with people who are trying to
impose on his good nature"
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum.
But don't complain. If you haven't
something that somebody is trying to
get away from you, it is a sign you
haven't amounted to much in life
Washington Star
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The New Power.

Teacher. teacher" said little Rich
ard.
We'll what Is it,"
Didn't you say yesterday that the
world was kept in its place by the
force of gravltyT
Yes. the attraction of the sun keeps
the world moving in Il regular orbit"
Then somebody's been stringin' my
pa again. He said last night it was ],
Pierpont Morgan. Herald
Record.
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An Extremist.

Talking about college spirit" said
the first fair coed. Sophie Moore car
ries 1t to the extreme"
you don't say2" remarked the other.
Eyes. she won't ever eat anything
but strawberry and vanilla when she's
being treated to ice cream, because
red and white are the college colors."-
Philadelphia Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
Bridges by the Pound.
Sl

Steel railway bridges. weighing per.
haps 10000 tons apiece. and sold +. o.
b. in Chicago ut three and a quarter to
three and three-quarter cents pound.
are one of the anomalies of business.
says the Chicago Tribune. But 1t is
by the pound. delivered in Chicago
that the Burlington road system buys
all its bridges and pays for most of the
repairs to old bridges in the same way.
This work is all let by contract, and
bids for it made by the pound The
price varies according TO the market
price on steel. Three years ago bridges
were as low as 1.S5 cents a pound. bu-
the range to-day is three and an eighth
to three and quarter cents a
DOuud.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06

To stain oak woodwork green is n
new wrinkle in housefurnishing. OF
course, only for living rooms. halls or
libraries The furnishings then match
the woodwork. while a copper-colored
burlap is most favored as the wall COW
ering to give the necessary point of
contrast.
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Reconciled to tho Outlay.

Mrs. Dearborn -"Did Jerry balk
when the minister charged him SO for
marrying your"
Mrs. Wabash-"He did a little at
first, but finally the parson said he'd
do it cheaper the next time. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
The Tramps, View.

Resting Robert-"See here. Tom, this
paper says we have no leisure class in
this country-that even our million
aires are Woodworking men"
Tired Thomas - THAT man don't
know what he is writing about. We
are the leisure class. New York Her
aid.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-08-06
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR
LAUcHTER.PRoVoKlNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

GOlf-No Robber of His Rnce-Lingual-
Quick and Enective-Most Import an
Thing - A Technical Defense Social
TraininE-RecOnciled to the outlay. Etc
Marvellous braes are bonny,
And everyone extols
The hazards and the bunkers, there.
And the course of eighteen holes
IT'S there with Annie Laurie.
And caddie, every day,
go, and OH how blissfully
- We boot the hours away (awa0!
Detroit Journal
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Most Important Thing.

Professor-"Can you tell me anything
of national Importance about the Ha.
waiian group of islands,"
Bright Boy-"Yes, sir. The Pacific
Ocean."-Chicago Daily News.
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Sincere Grief at HE Loss.

Banks-"YOu think look glum. Well.
why shouldn't 1? 1 have lost n rich
aunt"
Beach-"Did she die suddenly
Banks-"Die suddenly? She isn't dead
at all. Her niece has Tilted me. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
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A Technical pefense.

Sue-"YOu said you were going to
marry an artist and now you are en-
gagged to a dentist"
FlO-"Well, isn't he an artist? He
draws from real life"-Philadelphla
Bulletin.
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Quick and Effective.

Willie-"How did you break your
wife OF the advanced woman craze?"
Wise-"Told her everybody thought
it meant advanced in kansas
City (Mo.) Independent
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ibid she die suddenly g
If Feet Were Nimbler Than Tongue.

StuttertOn-"Have gue-gug-go tut
time to cuc-cuc-catch the nrn-next
t-train for N-N-New-''
r. r. Porter-"Noo York? Yis; We
have. providin' we walk fasther than
We talk. 1t don't lave fur an hour
Philadelphia Record.
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Social Training.

Miss Gotrichkwlck-"Plea sir, Is
this a training SCHOOL,"
Princlpal-"It is"
Miss Gotrichkwick-"Ple sir, 1
wish to learn how to eat olives. Ohio
State Journal.
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No Robber of His Race.

Jones, you borrow an awful lot Of
trouble"
well, M always willing to lend 1t,
amt L?
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LinguaI.

OIIt
what is 1t, Jlmnie:" ~--~
DO we eat 'off plate-or do We cat
on lateT-Chicago Record Herald
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placed more than $4,000 he won't think
much Of my Observation-Disclosures
Star.
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His Extensive Programme.

"My idea" said the ambitious young
author. lis to wrfH historical novel"
"Yes?" y
"And. Of course, a magazine article
showing how 1 came to write the his
torical novel"
"Yes?"
Then to dramatic the historical
novel"
Eyes"
"Then to write a magazine article
showing how / came to dramatize the
historical novel"
yes"
"Then to dramatic the magazine ar.
ticie"
"Ahw
And to write a magazine article
showing how 1 came to dramatize the
other magazine article"
"GOodw
"Then to dramatic the second maya
zine article"
Excellent! Excellent
"And then TO write"
"Oh. 1 understand q
programme the
for itr'-Puck
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Matrimonial shrinkage.

1t was Ernest McGancy. the writer
Of verse. to whom a lady said
20 Mr. McGaffey. 1 have just seen
your wife for the first time since your
marriage, but had supposed she was
a taller woman. She seems shorter
than when i saw her last"
Certainly" said the poet solemnly
"She has married and settled down 60
Youths Companion
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Cultivated land is said to produce
1000 times as much food as an equal
area Of hunting land.