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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1901-03-05
SaB ibHeu SeWet aberulals eut'
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ManseI an Sis3iplin in Der ruiiiI6en
Nruiec.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Prepare Now.

From the Saline County Index,
Marshall Mo.
Every county in Missouri
should. and probably will, have
a special exhibit at the st.
Louis Worlds Fair in 1908.
That Saline is the best agri.
cultural county in the state is
generally accepted as true; but
when it comes down to the &C.
tual contest for the right to
continue to wear such honors
we will find ourselves fighting
about so of the best counties on
earth; for there are fully that
many in Missouri that will have
an agricultural exhibit at the
fair.
That we may not get left in
this contest 500 farmers in Sa.
line County should begin to
prepare cereals tor the exhibit.
Let all raise the very best corn,
wheat, oats, potatoes, beets,
turnips and in fact all kinds of
products possible this year.
Let the best that is raised be
put away and kept, Then let
all do The SANE next year, and
the following year. You ask
why? For the iWo special rea-
sons that You may have three
years to se.ect from instead OF
one or two. This may be the
very best season of the three
and we must not let any oppor-
tunity slip by that will give a
competitor The advantage of
Saline County.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
THE BURLINGTON ROUTE.
5 Great Trains.

No. Al, at noon, from Hanni-
bal and Quincy. Kansas City,
st. Joseph, the Northwest to
Puget Sound and Portland.
The Burlington Northern
Pacific Express" complete
through train of coaches, chair
cars seats free). standard sleep,
ers, with through daily tourist
sleepcrs from Kansas City.
Early morning train, No. 3,
from Hannibal and Quincy for
Kansas City st, Joseph and
beyond. Very desirable for local
travel, arriving0 Kansas City
aud st. Joseph in the middle
afternoon.
No. }. at 2.O3 p. III. from st.
Louis; for Hannibal before sun.
set, The Nebraska Colorado
Express. The one might train
to Denver" Also for st. Paul,
Minneapolis and the North.
No. Is, night train. from st.
Louis: midnight from Hannibal
for Kansas City, st. Joseph,
Omaha, Council Bluffs, Ne
braska, Kansas, Colorado, Utah,
Pacific Coast.
No. 55, evening train, from
Chicago; midnight train from
Quincy. The Iii" for Kansas
City. st. Joseph and beyond.
California Excursions in
through tourist sleepers, per-
sonally conducted, on Train No
Is. From st. Louis every Wed.
nesday night, from Kansas City |
and st. Joseph every Thursday
morning-the most successful |
ov srland excursions. The route
Is via Denver, Scenic Colorado, |
Salt Lake City.
Write for matter descriptive
of any contemplated journey
west.
WIN. FITZGERALD L.W. wAKELEY,
General Agent Gen'l Passenger Agent
Hannibal, Mo. 81. Louis, Mo.
HOWARD ELLIOTT, Gen'l Manager,
st. Louis. Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Rules for Brides.

The bride must not take any
hand in sewing her wedding
gown, or in making her wed.
ding cake
She must not try on her we'd.
ding costume in its entirety.
She must not. on any account,
put on her wedding ring before
the ceremony.
She must not neglect to weep
Il little on her wedding day, no
matter how happy she is
She must be sure 10 put on
her left shoe first on the event
tul morning.
She must be careful not to
look at herself in tn Tlass af-
ter her costume is 'p,npleted
and before she is acj lily mar
ried.
She must be sur 20 wear
something ola and nething
new, something borr led and
something blue. &c. - IS tbs
patch.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
NJ. X. % T.. Time Table.
II. NJ st. Joe Time Table.

WEST.
No Is For Kansas City, st. Joseph Omaha
Nebraska, Colorado, Pacific Coast,
from ST. Louis and Hannibal Jos a IN
q" Al Tho Burlington. Northern Pacific
Express for Northwest Nebraska
Black Hills, Wyoming, Montana
Washington, Puget Sound, Port
land. from st. Louis .... ..l:02pm
- For Kansas city st Joseph, Kan.
sUs and west from Chicago aud
and Quincy ..... -.....2l4 am
, Local Passenger to Missouri River
and west, from east S:b4 am
i Nebraska, COLORADO Express. TO ST.
Joseph and west from the east =. G.3G pm
Nal Way Freight q. .... ........ 1910 am
GOING EAST.
" III To Hannibal st Louis and east
from west .... q. .. 3:lI Am
81 To Quincy, Chicago, Peoria, and
eaStSt |. X. Il n. W. 1898 am
" Local Passenger for Hannibal and
81 Louise. -. ............... 9:22 am
" 90 Local Passenger for quincy, Peoria
Chicago, St l.. X. N W. points G22 am
" Local Passenger to Hannibal st.
Louis Illinois, Chicago, Peoria, st.
l.. 4 N. W points 80. .......2:39 pm
= H92 Way Freight go. 90. .l:35 pm
All trains marked are daily except Sunday.
All others daily.
J. l.. LYON, Agent.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Rev. E. Allen Boyd, the
pastor of the First Presbyterian
church at Unionville, Mo-,
believes and breaches; there
is no He'll Fire" 1t has kick
ed up several kinds of sheol in
the meeting house. The elders
requested the DR.. to resign and
his congregation believing in
fiowery beds of ease. are back
ing him. so there.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Low One Way, Rates Via
Wabash II. Il.

To Portland Ore, Tacoma
and Seattle Wash, Helena and
B"tte Mont, San Francisco,
LIS Angeles, San Diego Calf,
and TO all intermediate points
on direct line east thereof.
Tickets on sale February 10th
and Goth, March 5th, 10Th. 10th
and Goth. April End, 10Th. Ord
and 3Oth. For information in
reguard to rates and etc, apply
to your nearest ticket agent. or
address, H. E. Watts, p. and
L. A. Wabash r. r. Moberly
Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

WANTED-TRUSTWOR MEN AND
women to travel and advertise for old estab-
lished house of solid financial standing
Salary S7SOa year and expenses, all payable
in cash. No canvassing required Give re-
ferencss and enclose self addressed stamped
envelope. Address Manager, $50 CaXton Bldg,
Chicago.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Alex Wood, one of the pros
porous farmers. VINO resides
south of the city paid us a
visit Saturday that we really
enjoyed.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Mrs Susan Turner, left Sat.
urday morning for Hagars
Grove, where she will have a
nice long visit with her daugh-
ter.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

The ministers of the powers
have concluded that the Chinese
Empire can stand bleeding to
the extent of $2OO,OOO,O00 in
gold. If it is done it will be
IA blister on the brow" Of civil
ization and christianity, The
row was not of China's choos,
ing, it was forced upon her, aad
now through the principle that
Might Is Right she must suffer
through the greed OF the ones
who should show Il forbearing
spirit,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
THE NILES DA.o led.
Marvellous Engineering Feat
Most AccOmDlis d.

London, April L. ,nen Sir
John Arid, the con ctor of
the great dam acro~ lie Nile
at Assuan, walked .oss the
dry bed of the river, front of
the:dam, the prophecy Isaiah
was fulfilled. The 'ngue of
the Egyptian SCI" .., of a
verify been destro /. No
more can it lick up Re lives
and harvests OF Egg. at it's
pleasure, or by twlstu. to one
side or the other or l.. curling
back refuse to give "a Egypt
moisture when the parched
fields are crying for W r,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Here is startler for you,
Will Stephens, Homer Jackson
and John Dawson are married
men.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

The Rev. Frederick Campbell
of New York hopes to learn
that Gen. Funston did not re-
sort to lying and forgery to
capture Aguinaldo. The Rev.
Campbell doesn't know much
about war. He will surely be
be disappointed.-P. D.
DR.. H. b Yacoubi has r,t.iv-
ed the sad news from his bo,.
hood home in Asia Minor that
his aged mother is dead. TWAS
his desire to bring her to Am.
erica as soon as possible, but
an aiI'wlse providence has call.
ed her I" brighter land
LaBelle Star.
CUCKOO.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Miss Edna Scrutchtield and
Miss Farrell, of Clarence, spent
part of the week with friends
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Step in at Caldwells Restaur-
ant and get some coffee like
your mother used to make.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

The Globe Democrat apes not
have to hunt up Col, f. Butler
to find stencil, becausa it has
found the more oderour BROTHER
Abner, Captain Carte Secre-
tary Alger y Imiral sampson,
the quarter L.Lsters n Manila
p. l., and the post Office stink
at Havana and the Wizards
roosl~ ia the postal departrpent
at Mdulla, p. l.. and etc The
CD. tries to raise a bowl to
detract attention from the rot.
enness at it's own door
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Get your dinner and lunch.
cons at Caldwell e. Son to-day
If YOU want lunch go to
Caldwell 81 Sons restaurant
DR.. Hornback, Oculist and
Aurist. Hannibal, Mo.
You will find the noted
Burpee garden seed in bulk, at
a. H. Green's.
For lunch or full meal try
Caldwell's and you will be
p eased.
Cash on the nall. II you owe
ii to us come in and settle up.
SHARP & DONLEY.
Come in and pay US what you
owe.
SHARP & DONLEY.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

If troubled by Il weak digestion loss of ap-
petite or ConstpatiOn try few doses of Cham
berlains Stymach and Liver Tablets. Every
box warranted. For sale by Is. O. Wood
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

INVITED.

Often when several of you
have business of mutual interest
to transact, it will be more con-
venient for you to meet in this
city than at the school house in
your district. But then the
question arises, where can we
meet? The DEMOCRAT, your
friend. extends a cordial iuvi.
tation to you to use its Office fer
that purpose.
You will be welcome, and we
want you feel that at any and
all times. the office and the
paper is For You and With You
in any and every enterprise of
a forward or progressive nature.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Memorial Day.


again. Have you given it Il
thought? Have you consider
ed whether the last resting
place of the loved one gone be-
fore is in the pink Of perfect
ion state. or one Of briars and
brambles? The prettiest por-
ton of this city lays along its
wester line, it is that portion
known as the City of the Dead.
Many of the graves are cared
for, few, very few are left to
the care of strangers. Now
who will take hold of the mat.
ter and prepare for Il Memorial
Day that will equal or eclipse
that Of last year? The follow
ing is a revised list OF the
Federal, Confederate and MeXi-
can dead in the st. Jude
Cemetery. There are none in
the Holy Rosary Cemetery but
that will be looked after as
we'll as the former.
B. f. Hickman, Rev. j. G.
Davis. w. r. Gander, Tol.ie |
Ragland. j. r. Jones, Royal |
Brown, J. G. Hartman, Capt
B. c. Bish up, Rev. A. p Linn, |
A. II. Dupning, Charles McCIr. |
dell Henry Fink, l. Rohr,
Louisiana Solger, Mr.. Mann,
II. j. Griffith, Jacob Rouse. d.
G. Davenport, Thos. D. Free.
man, d. n. Hendricks, VIM.
Busbey, DIR. Geo. G. Jones,
Samuel HaIlock, Maj. A V. E.
Johnson, VIM. Chadwick, Tim
Smith, James McAfee. Bernard
Black, Henry Clay, Wesley
Lewellen, b. Swearengen, VIM.
Cassidy, Vincent Brown.
Were in the Mexican War,
Mr.. Shepherd, John johnson,
r. Sandifer, F.. S. Hawkins.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
1t is much more likely that
women are angels than it is
hat angels are women.
Marriage is 4 great thing for
| man; it makes him ashamed
% talk about his small troubles.
If the men get up Il "Fathers'
Club" and talked nothing but :
baby talk, all the women wulDd
believe they did nothing bnt
lrink cocktails.
A woman can get engaged
md have the wedding all talk.
I'd over in less time than she
IAN decide with another woman
what is the best kind of canary
iced.
1t is easier for a woman to :
ind reason than it is for her !
% find a hairpin, and harder ,
or a man to find any reason in {
t than it is for him to tiud her
ket.-New York Press
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Needs of the NJ 70.

The College Bred \ gro" is
the title of pamphlc Just is
sued by the Atlanta rnversity
press. 1t is written b Profes
sor W. f. Burghardt dubois.
who is called "the bes cducat
ed negro in America. Profes,
sor Dubois believes nat the
great mass of negroes, He the
great mass Of whites, n,rd com,
mon school and mana train
ing; that there is a . re de
mand for industrial and techni,
cal training and trad. -chools,
but that there is dis ict and
increasing demand for .'a high.
er training of negroe, .lected
Tor talent and charact. to be
leaders of thought aud nIssion
aries of culture among the
masses.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Home grown Early Ohio Seed
Potatoes for sale.
MRS. JACOB ROUSE.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

If misfortune ever over takes
YOU, that IS, if you are not con
Quoting your affairs as 1T
would conduct them, IT will
gladly assist you without the
asking.
We are now in our new office
over Woods drug store where
we will be glad 10 have all our
friends call on us, whether
they have any business in Dnr
line or not.
DAVENPORT d LEAR.
Real Estate & Loan Agents.
5.2
M. A. Leftwitch. who former
y edited the Madison Times,
lwhile in Monroe county out
Heroded Herod as 1G TO 1
Bryan Democrat. But he sold
out and went to Oklahoma, and
is running republican paper,
and asks that his sincerity be
not questioned.-Sh e ! b ina
Democrat.
The water war in Hannibal
has been settled, but how about
the water? The Water Co. has
been granted new franchise
Tor 20 years, but the city re
serves the right to purchase at
any time at a fair valuation, or
to build plants of is own at any
time. The company is to re.
duce price of water 20 per cent
and furnish merchantable water
and to reduce price on fire
plugs from 60 to 80 per annum. |
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Do not leave home on n Journey wlthout ,
ottle of Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t is almost certain to be
needed ana cannot be procured while you are
safe and reliable. For sale by b. o. Wood and
l.. C. Saunders. ~
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

j. j. Rogers, b. O. Wood and
H. W. Wood were counting in
Paris Friday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Good top buggy for sale.
Half price. j. H. TERRILL.
5-16.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
) Acre Tracts.

We have several for Sale at
low prices.
DAVENPORT e LEAR.
SO
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25
Buy milk from II. H. Ball.

For a nice clean, easy shave
call on II. f. Foley.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Get your dinner and lunch.
cons at Caldwell e. Son to-day
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

If you want a lunch go to
Caldwell 81 Sons restaurant
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

From the Saline County Index,
Marshall. Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-04-25

Dr. Horn back, Oculist and
Aurist. Hannibal, Mo.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1901-09-25
10 u AN S;a & IS[ y e


state beneath the folds Of the dag. all in
full view in the great funeral coach, the
people Of the land gathered at every sta
ton 70 pay sad tribute to him who gov
erned them MaHifesting itself all along
the route there was an excess Of grief,
depth OF sorrow, heartfelt anguish that
tells better than augft else the place that
America has reserved for William Me
knley in its roll of those it loved the
best. The entire route was lined with
thousands Of weeping and sadfaced men,
women aud children.
That journey from Buffalo with the
body Of President Mckinley was a jour
ney from the treat lakes to tidewater
through wells OF weeping people. Bells
tolie'!, choirs sang, bands played dirges,
yst1Fans and societies tooj with draped
banners and bare heads all along the
route. The black drapery OF mourning
was everywhere to be seen. No home
was too humble for a u ate expression Of
sorrow. Eeh and poor alike wore the
garb og grief. Great crowds OF people
gathered along the route, They made
banks Of the fields and at the road cross
ings They covered houses and fences
aud piles Of lumber. They perched upon
tories All barred their heads as the train
swept by Schools were closed for the
hour. and in front of them stood the lit
tie boys and girls. Many OF them held
flowers and some had tiny flags draped
with black. At every school house there
IS a Flagstaff from which doated the ma
tioual colors at half-mast.
Thus William Mckinley made his last
journey to the capital Of the nation-a
journey which was one long benedietion
from the hearts of the people
Ceremonie4 in Washington.
After the wonderful journey from Buff
falo~a journey OF nearly 500 miles be-
tween parallel lines of barred heads and
weeping eyes-the funeral train drew into
the Washington station Monday night at
S45 O'Clock, \ tremendous thrang was
assembled 70 greet il. Historic Peunsyt-
vania avenue was a sea Of faces. rs far as
the eye could reach. Not many more
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1901-09-25

Of the main staircase. Scores of women
and children tainted aud many were
borne into the capitol, where medical aid
was rendered.
At the Capitol exc 'cises the members
Of she two houses entered under escort
Of their respective sergeants-at-arms The
rasket and the catafalque we're decorated
with silk American flags, also the walls
nj intervals around the rotunda, As
there is . law forbidding the draping of
public buildings with Grape the exterior
OF the Capitol wore no badge Of mourn
ing. The firing OF salutes and the ttolling
Of bells took place at the closing of the
impressive funeral services at the Capt.
toll and for the remainder of the after
noon the general public paid last respects
TO the honored dead.
Home in Canton
The funeral train left Washington early
Tuesday evening and arrived at Canton
Wednesday morning at II o'clock. Along
the route were scenes similar to those de-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1901-09-25

They were at dinner ut their country
home at southampton. A poor cousin
was the only guest. The mother, who
was an aristocrat Of the aristocrats,
was expatiating-fo the benefit of the
cousin-on the excellence of her gene
alogy. She told how this branch traced
to Lord -- of England; this to the
kings of Scotland; that to the old pre-
revolution families of race, and the
other to a family of Irish kings of 800
years ago.
Suddenly precoclous 6-year-old
daughter. who took a great interest in
her fathers kennel of dogs, spoke up:
Mamma, why are you proud of that?
If You mix up lot of dogs, papa says
they make ours; amt people the
same?"
The father laughed, the cousin con
cealed his mirth, the mother flushed,
and the genealogical discussion ended
New York Times.