The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-03-01
Editorial and Otherwise

He scOns ~ al no sees,
And II you stay to hear
He'll give you his disease.
Man lives not by bread alone.
A cold that makes you rear and rip is
grip.
Lazy people are always hunting an
easy job with big pay.
Quarrels are forgotten long before the
law suit Is over.
Some people fall out over religion,
other over physic.
Nearly everything has it benefit in
some way or other.
Send the DEKoCRAT-SrAR your orders
for Job printing.
All things come to him who makes
other people wait
The Jealousy Of . woman is more dan
gerous than the enmity Of man.
There Is but ono thing that circulates
faster than . lie, and that is . secret.
Says an auctioneer: "Come where you
Are bid, and bid when you are come"
There are times in every mans life
when he is justified in kicking himself.
A man can frequently correct previous
bad impressions by settling up his debts.
Now bow supplicatingly and repent Of
your sins, for you are sure to have some.
II il the experience Of all conductors
that strange things come to pass on rail.
ways.
Good deeds speak for themselves, espe.
cislly whom they call for improved real
estate.
Some men vote as they pray, and they
never pray unless 1t is to ask personal
favor.
A girl may be as pretty as picture,
but she 10 seldom - pretty IS her own
picture.
A member Of the Neshobs county
grand jury was indicted recently for
drunkenness.
Condemn not your neighbor for his
sins this Lententide-attend strictly to
your own.
The inbred curiosity Of some people
enable others to make . good living
without work.
II the world is, Us is so often whined,
growing worse, it is partly because Of
our presence In 1t.
Mrs. Hetty Green is credited with the
remark: "Hash has caused more d.
vorces than inhdelity."
tits mighty hard for . person to run =
newspaper and be strictly religious, for
the devil 10 about all the time.
The slow movements of the average
fat man rather tends to contradict the
theory that haste makes waist
| Women consider any brilliant man
good.looking, and men consider any
good.looking woman brilliant.
1t must be delightful sensation to be
ordered to commit suicide. This would
be ample excuse for hiring substitute.
"Once upon time," is the way fables
begin, and after man goes out once up.
ON time he begins to tell his wife fables
II . man could only make his wife
, sweet the way he can his pipe, by boil.
ing her in milk, the world would be loi
happier.
Il Whenever . woman who Is carrying Z
; fat baby meets man leading around Z
little dog, she always looks indignant d
him.
/, The Matches Democrat says the rail
road commission made grand stand
play with the Mobile 4 Ohio and South
rem Railroads
The man who strips country Of 1T
forests Injuries the whole population o
that part Of the country, as well as tn
generations that come after him.
Melbourne, Australia, reports that
system Of "electrics" il to bs built, sup
plementing the cable railways, to act o
feeders from the suburban districts.
Tho cheapest postal service in tn
!, world IL that Of Japan, where for tw
seu-sbout one and two-fifths cents-lei
tors are conveyed all over the Empire.
: Pletermsritsburg, South Africa, is t
build IN electric trsmway to be owne
and operated by the municipality. Eight
I wheeled, double-decked cars are to b
tried.
Ny uncle's shelves with sundry good
Are crowded to the edges.
Folks break their promises to him;
He always keeps their pledges.
whenever woman tells . man /
:. sught 70 b. ashamed Of himself for d
:, ing something, half af the time It NEAR
that she would have been ashamed
y him II he hadn't.
The glory Of crossing the ocean two
three hours faster than somebody else
not likely to attract people who have
wholesome objection to being blown !
or drowned
II woman's msiden aim II but to we
Az all philosophers and cynics clail
In Justice to the maid II must be said
She often strives to change her maids
name.
How many lovely women, in their .
servance Of Lent, viii indulge in drsal
= Of the forthcoming Easter bonnet .
Of the time they will outshiue their {