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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22
FOR WOMEN ONLY.
Free Treatment During Hot Weather by
Dr. Hartman.


By the assistance of an experienced
staff of physicians, DR.. Hartman pro-
poses to direct the treatment Of sew
eral thousand women, who, for one
reason or another are ailing.
Each patient sends name, symp-
toms, and a short description Of previ-
Gus treatment, and are entered in the
doctors books as regular patients.
The treatment is directed from time
to time as may be found necessary
by the doctor, without charge. Every
letter and name is held strictly conf
Dental, and in no case will any one
be published except by the express
wish of the patient herself.
These cases are treated with the
same care and fidelity as the private
patients Of a regular family physician.
During the past year large number Of
cases have been cured. Every item Of
the treatment is directed for which no
charge whatever Is made.
Address DR.. Hartman, President or
The Hartman Sanitarium Columbus,
Ohio. for free treatment.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

James Smith, of Rejected Address
es" fame, who never married, thus
wrote in his journal: Il have had a
horrid dream, viz, that | was engaged
TO be married. introduced to my
bride, a simpering young woman with
fiaXen hair, in white gloves. just 60
ing to declare off-coute que coute.
when. to my inexpressible relief, |
awoke."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.

The August Sweetheart-stiu Able to be
About, or - Rural Tragedy Illustrated
Expecting More Company Little
LaughIets.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

She-You don't think girl is wise
to marry man in order to reform
him? He-Well, l think she is apt to
have the luck of the average re-
former.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22
MISFIT.

Gilligan-There's a reIly lookin' for
Mcclure wild club an Macs bought a
six-shooter.
Mulligan-That's queer. There amt
six fellies, is here?-Chicago News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22
LITTLE LAUGHLETS.


First nibal-"M'm-what a good
man that missionary was!"
Second Cannibal-"M'ml Yes-as
good as pie. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22


Mrs. E. A. Crozier Senior Vice Presi-
dent of the James Morgan Post, w. r..
c.. the largest corps in Minnesota,
writes from THE Landour," 9th and
Nicollet, Minneapolis, Mimi, as follows:
"PIease accept hearty thanks on
behalf of Peruna. that wonderful med
icine which raised me from sick bed
and made a strong and well woman OF
me In two weeks. suffered with
bearing down pains, backache and con-
hnuaI headache, and found no relief
until tried Peruna. Ii cured me COM
piefely, and feel as young and well
as when rs. wish every woman
knew the merits of the medicine, and
no home would be without IT, Mrs.
e. A. Crozier.
Mrs. VIM. Henderson, Bordulac, n.
c., writes:
II was troubled with very serious
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

The Mother-She says she'll elope.
The Father-Let her do it. It's
cheaper.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

France bought ssO0,2OO worth Of
toys of Germany in 1900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs Thos.
Robbins. Maple Street, Norwich. n. Y, Feb.
IL 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE
STARCH, the only l6 OF. package for
10 cents. All other 10-cent starch
contains only IL OF. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

DO l wanter pick later bugs fur 25
cents per hour? OATS what"
Farmer Smallweed-Well. I'll pay ye
when ye bring back this bag nigh full.
[Aside.l | won't do nothin' to the poor
inherent hobo!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

There are 5000 miles of pipe line in
the United States, conveying 100000
600 gallons yearly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

ALL UP-TO-DATE HOUsEKEEPERs.
use Russ Bleaching Blue 1t makes clothes
ciean ana sweet as when new All grocers
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Lame back makes a young man feel
old Wizard Oil makes an old man
feel young. See your druggist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW ?
IL SO, use Russ Bleaching Blue. II viii
make them white as snow. All grocers. i0c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Where there's will, there's a way
for the lawyers TO break it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Some men are made by circum-
stances and some are unmade.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Scientists say the sun is moving
hrther away from the earth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

A sugar-coated compliment is often
hard to swallow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Brainy Bowers-"Dese long after
noon maps is good fur de brain. an I'm
glad it's so. cause I'm usin' mine in
me business"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

There are 2s,S94 juvenile temper
ance societies in the British islands.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Exported butter is one of the
things that is bound to be spread
abroad.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

FITS Permanently Cured. No fits after
nrst days of Dr. kEine's Great Nerve Restoner
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle aud treatise
De- p. II. KLINE. Ltd. g3l Arch ST., Ihilsdelpha Pa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

No one has invented any summer
millinery for the automobile.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

The man who shutters knows all
about the parts of speech.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

1t seems queer that bad habits grow
strongest on |he weakest man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

You can't judge mans business
capacity by his belt-line measure
ment.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

ID Mrs. winsIow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums reduces IN
Illumination. allays pain. cures wind coc. Csc bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

Largest proportion of Ills to which females are
liable Is the direct result Of an irregular menstrual
dom Kidd Drug CO.. Elgin, H., guarantee "Dr. 10
Dues Female Regulator to keep the diseased per
iOds regular ana bring them promptly g. for IS.
Retail and wholesale OF J. X. Hurlbut Co. Des
Moines. la. Legitimate rubber goods carried.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22
,UIu Uy ufURRISIS Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best
10 to 10 or a change OF Ratio.

A first class pump is thing that
deserves to be well tested.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

No man is strong who is unable ia
conquer himself
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

The political orator and the whale
are both spouters.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-08-22

The one-armed man has an off-hand
method of doing things.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
EXCURSION TO MINNEAPOLIS.
sp.eials Train Via lows Central Rail

Special Train Via lows Central Rail.
way-very Low Rates.
On Saturday night and Sunday morn.
ing, Sept. II and 10, 1901. the Iowa Cen
trail railway will run special train ex-
cursion to Minneapol and st. Paul. via
Albert Lea and the Minneapolis & st.
Louis railroad. at very low rates. spe-
cial train leaves Marshalltown satur-
day, Sept. IA, at 1923 p. M, arriving in
Minneapolis at 7:15 a. M, and st. Paul
at 1850 a. m. Rate from this city only
SO. For full informatio see bills, call
on ticket agents or address George S.
Batty, G.. P. & T. A. Marshalltown, Ia.
Wanted to Lick the Spoon"
Indianapolis, Ind, Nov. 16, 1899. -
Pepsin Syrup Company-Dear Sirs: We
have been keeping house for five years
and are never without DIR. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin. We find nothing to equal
lit for stomch troubles and my children
like it as well as candy. One night re-
Gently my wife was giving dose to our
baby 1k years ODD and Media (our lit
tie girl years old) cried for some, too.
Her mamma told her she didn't need it
and then she said: Cant I lick the
spoon?" 1t is SO pleasant to take, the
effects are so good, that we hate to be
without DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
Yours truly.
LAFE D. WERTHERS,
Manager Enterprise Hotel
Sold by B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
PHILLIPS BLUNDERs.

y LIeulSJu INeNleM.
This is the case as it stands today,
and it would appear that the democratic
candidate has committed series OF
blunders and been found guilty of a
series of falsehoods unequalled in the
history of Iowa politics.
First, he committed the foolish error
of criticising the acts of the conven-
ton which had made him its nominee
and plainly stated that he was not in
sympathy with the silver men of his
own party.
Second. seeing that he had Numbered
he deliberately gave wrong impression
to his friends on the Ottumwa Courier
who We're ready to stand by him. by
stating that the interview was fake. y
Third. he followed this by allowing
the Courier to print signed statement
to the effect that the Interview was
false and never took place.
Fourth, he next had printed signed
statement in the Hawkeye stating that
the interview was genuine and giving
the lie to his friends of the Courier.
This is the record. 1t may be consid-
cred good political ethics to lie to youl
enemies. Even that is very question
able, but to lie to ones friends, to en-
trap those who would assist is the low
est depths to which man can descend
4 ID
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
News From Southern Iowa.

special to IlmeS-RepuDtlcan.
Orient, Sept. PA heavy rain on
"Wednesday night came late in the sea-
son, but will revive late gardens and
pastures. 1t will also be beneficial to
late crops of corn and potatoes.
The Adair county fair is now in ses-
sion. This years exhibits are proving
to be something good, and the associa-
ton means to come out ahead in the
way of finance. If the weather permits
number of notable race horses on the
track is the best feature of the fair.
e. H. Sprague and son F. W., of the
Orient Reporter, are at present in the
east taking in the G. A. r. encampment
at Cleveland. o., and will visit Buffalo
before returning home.
The threshing season in this commune
ty is now over and the crops show a fair
Iyield-better in the way of price, if not
in quantity and quality than it has been
in several years.
G. A. Pierson, who has been in the
grain and coal business for period of
is years at this place, has recently dis
posed of his elevator and grain bust
ness and fine residence property to
other Orient parties and has purchased
home in Shenandoah. where he will
spend his remaining days in rest and
quiet.
s. N. Garlock, an old Adair county
pioneer and life long farmer has sold
his valuable farm to Union county
parties and will retire from his labors
at once.
This removes from our midst a man
whose name has been connected with
town and county interests for num-
Der of years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
cHoKEs ON PORK STAKE:
twaterloo Reporter.l

Recently in the history of Waterloo,
and old soldier eating beefsteak In one
of the local hotels, took too large a
piece Of meat in his mouth and choked
to death on the greedy allowance. Yes
terday George Niemeyer. farmer, who
for twelve years has lived on one of
James Greats farms northeast of the
city came near following In the wake
OF the old veteran whose grave Is in
Fairview cemetery.
In company with "a friend Niemeyer
went to the Star restaurant about
o'clock for d lunch. He ordered pork
steak and was eating his meal hurried
sly. He could not swallow what he had
crowded into#his mouth and as con-
sequence was thing With great diff
Guilty. The more he endeavored to swal-
low the more labored- became his
breathing. Neither could he disgorge
the meat. The people In the restaurant
became alarmed and summoned a ply
sician. When he arrived the farmer war
almost all lin and was saved in the nick
OF time. Niemeyer was placed on the
ifoor and his false teeth extracted, Then
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
oeDEN's DEPOT CONTROVERSY.
Dispute Between c. & N. w. and Ogden
Council Over Location of New Struc-

Ogden, Sept. 13.-The council met in
adjourned session Tuesday evening and
after passing few labor bills took up
and passed to the second reading the
ordinance vacating Sixth and Seventh
streets, from Walnut. over and across
right of way, then adjourned to meet
on Monday evening, the 18TH when the
ordinanc will come up for final passage,
or rejection. There seemed to better
understanding between the council and
the railway company. and the council
are now working to the end to get the
best depot building and grounds obtain
able. The company appear determined
to build depot upon the lots in the
west end of their yards. where 1t has
purchased grounds at an expense of
nearly $1,000 for this purpose. The
council is not a unit in the matter of
tvacating those streets, nor in the loca-
ton of depot; personal interest, to
some extent, controlling. The mayor
with those living in the west part of
town appear to realize that union de-
pot is. not to be secured and haze set
about to secure the promise from the
company, by vacating these streets, that
an up-to-date, modern structure will be
built and the grounds nicely parked
and kept. The company by their attor
ney, Mr.. Dyer, produced letters from
Mr.. w. A. Gardner, the general man
ager, that some $1,000 or $4,000 were to
be expended upon building and grounds
IL satisfactory location was secured
otherwise the old depot would probably
continue to be used. or temporary af-
fair built west of the switch yards. The
Reporter was year ago given the as
surance that fine building and
grounds would be given Ogden, but per-
haps did not anticipate the opposition
that has developed to the vacating of a
street. A short time ago Fort Dodge,
for the Great Western vacated nine
streets, in one ordinance, and Boone has
no street crossing east of Story and
more people live in Boone east of Story
than in Ogden.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
Public Opinion on Iowa Subjects
as Reflected in the Iowa
Newspapers.
The News Of Iowa From Hun.
dreds Of Different Towns
and c Communities.
CHICKEN HUNTERS APPEAL

lAlgona Upper Des Moinesl
Judge Trimble has filed an appeal
bond in Justice Clarke's court, and will
test that chicken hunting fine in the
district court next week unless he
changes his mind meanwhile. If he
nights the fine the case will be one OF
the most interesting and most memoir
able that ever originated in Kossuth
county. The judge stands fined about
sl2O for killing five chickens Saturday,
Aug. 81. Judge Hubbard contends that
in law he was within his legal right to
shoot on Sept. 1. Judge Hubbard will
doubtless represent him in court here IL
the case is tried, and make an ingenious
and plausible argument.
CORN-SAVE YOUR FODDER.
Newton Journal.l
We had an opportunity last week to
see much corn in the south and north
west parts of the country. and turned
ourselves into an Interrogation point on
the meeting of every farmer we met.
Our conclusion is that there will be a
good half crop for the average of the
county. We found one man with 1900
bushels of old corn. and several men
with good lots of the same article.
Glover is very short on the ground, but
the heads are full of seed. The pasture
fields are simply pictures of desolation
compared with former years. The adj
vice of all agricultural newspapers GER
tainly should be needed: Save all the
fodder you possibly can. Fifty cent corn
and s12 hay makes this advice almost
imperative.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
THE COLE oURNAMENT.
Tho State Championship to Be DECIDED
Today-Thursday's Scorea.

Tho State Championship to 30 DECIDED
Today-Thursday's Scores.
Des Moines, Sept. 13.-Today will be
the most interesting day Of the golf
tournament, not only because it is the
closing day for the state championship,
but becauses the contest is between the
two best local players. namely Mr.. War
rem Dickinson, captain of the Golf and
Country Club team. and Mr.. r. H.
Finkbine. Yesterdays game was very
exciting, including as 1t did Maxwell,
the present champion, Friend of Mar
shalltown, Kinney of Burlington, Nc
f'arland of Keokuk and many If the
home players. Some wonderful plays
were made, which will probably go
down in the annals of the home club,
altho the high winds hindered thu con-
testants in many ways The ladies OF
the club displayed more enthusiasm
yesterday than the day before and
many occupied sheltered places in the
braved the wind and followed the play
ers around the course. In the morning
the contestants for the medal were as
follows:
Stewart vs. r. n. Notwithstanding
won, up to play.
Jewett VS.. Friend-Friend won, 5 up 4
to play.
Leopold VS.. E. c. Notwithstanding
Won. up.
Martin VS.. Dickinson-Dickinso won,
8 up to play.
For the medal in the afternoon Friend
played against r. H. Finkbine and
Dickinsin against E. c. Finkbine, with
the following score:
r. II. Finkbine 20, Friend O-0-Fink-
bine won, 3 up to play.
Dickinson 1-2, E. c.. Finkbine 90
Dickinson. won. UP to play.
This leaves Dickinson and r. n. Fink
bine to contest for the state champion
ship medal. This match will be played
today, eighteen holes in the morning
and eighteen holes in the afternoon.
For the solace cup in the morning:
Statler played Boardman; Boardman
won, 4 up 2 to play.
Fullerton. Jr, played Windsor;
Windsor won up to play.
w. o. Finkbine played Maxwell;
Maxwell won, 1 up 90 holes.
Goodrich played Kinney; Kinney
won. s up to play.
This left Boardman, Windsor, Max
well and Kinney to contest in the af-
ternoon, with the following score as re-
suit:
Windsor, 90; Boardman IA; Board
man won. 5 up to play.
Maxwell, A. Kinney, o; Maxwell
won. up 10 holes.
Boardman and Maxwell will play SO
holes today for the solace cup.
~lr,&s
ing the score was:
Hyde vs.. Berryhill; Berryhill won. 2
up to play.
Webster vs.. Adams: Webster won. 5
up to play. -
Mcfarland drew bye.
In the afternoon:
Webster. OIL; Mcfarland, 90.
Berryhill, IS; Bye.
Berryhill and Webster will play to-
day for the consolation cup. No sup
per will be served Saturday evening. as
had been planned, but luncheon will be
served until o'clock.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
Business Opportunities for All.

Locations in Iowa, Illinois. Minneso-
ia and Missouri on the Chicago Great
Western railway; the very best agri-
cultural section OF the United States.
where farmers are prosperous and
business men successful. We have a
demand for competent men, with the
necessary capital. for all branches OF
business. Some special opportunities
for creamery men and millers. Good To-
cations for general merchandise. hard
ware, harness. hotels, banks and stock
buyers. Correspondence solicited. Write
for maps and Maple Leaflets. w. j
Reed. Industrial agent s04 Endicott
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
A KEoKuK ARREST.
rKeokuk Gate City.1

Solomon Golden is the name he gives
He tells very contradictory story. He
came into town like hobo, and had
over 500 on his person and bank book
showing $1,000 to his credit in Baltt-
more bank. Assistant Chief Harrington
is sure he is crook wanted badly some
where and believes he is an anarchist.
Officers Lafever and Dillon picked
ter a long run. When they took him to
the station the arrest was justified by
the first glance at the mans face and
head. Jerry took him into the green
room and the first question asked was:
DO you know Emma Goldman"
mo. don't know id thing about
her-never heard of her." was the an
swer.
The man said he was in Chicago and
Denver on the same day. was going
from Chicago to Baltimore, was citi-
zen in high standing in the Oriole city,
and as soon as he got out was going to
sue the city of Keokuk for $4,000 for
his arrest.
He was extremely saucy and belliger-
ent toward Jerry, and his answers to
most questions We're In effect that 1t
was none Of the business of the police,
There is every indication from his ac-
tons that he is wanted in Chicago and
Baltimore. as he grew much troubled
when he was told these cities would be
wired for information about him. An
effort will be made to ascertain whether
he is wanted and where.
Jerry is much inclined to think the
man Is an anarchist. The assistant chief
said after the sweat box seance last
night:
IT believe he's an anarchist-every
mans an anarchist to me now, and
see 'em in my Slept want to catch
one o. the things and see what they look
like
This prisoner does look IKE the pic
lures that fill the Chicago papers lately
L y - .
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13

the paint Sunday forenoon before Ii got
set to the wood. The man that disfig-
ured Mr.. Bsgelow's residence Is an an
archist and is possessed of, the same
spirit as the poor deluded cuss that at
tempted to assassinate President VIII
liam Mckinley. He would conive with
his own lust to wreck happy homes and
would not hesitate to apply the torch to
wreak vengeance on the man that did
not see things as he saw them. He Is
an outlaw and tar and feathers are en-
tirely too good for his miserable hide.
This community has no room for him
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
|FROM ALL OVER IOWA
The Doings of Your Friends in Iowa Towns
Your Old Home.

the physicians instrument was placed
in his mouth and the fingers OF the doc
tor pulled out the steak. Niemeyer was
weak and was taken to the Windsor ho-
tel where he was induced to lie down
awhile. He had recovered by the time
he left for home shortly before dark.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
WORKING NIGHT and Dav.

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that was ever made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. These pills change weakness
into strength listlessness into energy,
brain-fag into mental power. They're
wonderful in building up the health.
Only 25 cents per box. Sold by George
p. Powers
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
ease relieved in six hours by the New
Great South American Kidney Cure
1t is great surprise on account of its
exceeding promptness in relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back in male o,
female. Relieves retention of water all
most Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this is the remedy. Sold
by C. j. Lander druggist. Marshall
town, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13
a Shocking Calamity

Lately befell railroad laborer," writes
DIR. A. Kellett, of williford. Ark. His
foot was badly crushed. but Bucklen's
africa Salye quickly cured him. 1t is
simply wonderful for burns. boils, piles
and all skin eruptions. 1t is the world s
champion healer. Cure guaranteed.
twenty-five cents. Sold by George p.
Powers
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-13

Norris Silver, North stratford, N. H.;
81 purchased a bottle of One Minute
Cough Cure when suffering with a
cough doctors told me was incurable.
One bottle relieved me. the second and
third almost cured. Today am well
man." George P. Powers.