The Iola register., 1901-08-30

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Probably caught taking maps
There are $1,000 more men than wo-
men in this State, counting Carrie,
Molly and Annie among the women.
Money makes the mare go and the
Holton Tribune notices that with hay
at $50 the mare makes the money go.
Unnoticed by him groom went out
of Marion with this legend on his hand |
satchcl: "She was happy till she met
me-"
Kansas produced 74,7l4 barrels of
oil in 1900. This State don't kerosene |
whether the Beaumont field fails or
not.
The editor of the Lawrence World |
has evidently given up a trip to Paris.
He says 'the nobility of France is
joke"
3 The fare from Independence to Pago
Pago, Samoa, is only 800, that is
If you don't care if you never come
back.
A Holton man paid $1,000 for lot
in Anadarko, contracted for a $500
building and rented it for year at $50
a month.
A Wichita woman, just to show her
sympathy for Funston, ate an octopus
which she caught while fishing at Cata-
lima inland in the Pacific.
Mrs. Nation is now stopping at At
lantic City and takes regular dips in
the surf. But she never goes in where
there is foam on the water.
Western Life says running a rews-
paper in Atchison is like making love
to IA llirt. one gets rid of his money
and has dirt thrown in his face.
a Blue Rapids piano tuner goes
about in an automobile, which has
caused more discord in the little town
than he can rectify in a years tuning.
At the Downs reunion young man
Tipped a rubber bail in lady's face
and her husband Tipped u double
sole against the young mans face
about.
An exchange POLITICALLY states that
the reason David Nation sued Carrie
for divorce was because he tired of
being referred to as the "Sma sher 5
Male"
The recent denial by Irl II. Hicks
that he is dead, proves that he has
found time while watching the weather
to keep track of w, j. Bryan S
moves.
When the telephone line was being
put in at Harper the town boys were
delighted to find ten skunks in one of
the pole holes. 1t was great day in
Harper.
The Kansas school fund contains
1000 600 principally invested in
bonds. There is on hand $500, ,00O
which the board cannot find good
place for,
The State has asked Uncle Sam to
pay the Quantrell raid claims. which
amount to half million. On account
of the drouth promptness will be APP
/ preciated.
The father of Cresceus, the famous
/ racer, was Kansas horse. 1t must
be admitted that the daddy didn't lead
as fast a life as the son has since leav-
ing the state.
Noting that Clay Center lost 79C
people last year, the Chanute Sun
guesses that many were daily over the
asylum question and wandered ont in
u the woods and were lost.
The Lindsberg Record doesn't favor
the Max O'Rell plan. 1T requires
neither health nor brains to make
kings and dukes, but it takes both to
make good Kansas farmer"
People who feared the law requiring
doctors to register might thin out the
sawbones too much will learn with re-
lief that 2600 have been licensed to saw
in this State and more to follow.
Rev. Ernst Pihlblad has recently
been elected vice-president of Bethany
College, Lindsborg. The State board
of health ought to make him take out
a doctors license on that name.
An engineer bought four bottles of
beer in Wichita to take to his sick wife
at Beloit. He met the roadmasterw who
saw the beer and he lost his Job
Moral: Don't have a sick wife.
The Hiawatha World presented a
bran new babe to helpless bachelor
last week, but this week took it away
and gave it to married couple of the
same name. Trouble is nothing to an
editor.
The Capital says the Allen Sells and
Leland circuses have combined. And
now Allen Sells will probably be get.
ting letters from politicians asking
him to advance their cause with Uncle
Cyrus.
George Powell, of Minneapolis
Kas,, filed on a Kiowa farm and later
found that thern was 40-acre patch
of good corn on it planted by the In.
dians. 1t is his now and is worth a
good round sum.
Evenlyn Baldwin, of Kansas. when
he left for the north pole took 1926 dogs
with him. Som people thought he
took them to use, but Kansans know
he figured it would seem more home
like to see dogs everywhere.
Noting that French scientists prom
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