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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
DRASTIC LEGISLATION.
AID VaIOrem Tax on Cars and Pen
atty for Insurance COrnnantes

Ad VaIOrem Tax ON Cars and PEN
atty for Insurance Companies.
NASHVILLE, Tenn, April 1.-THE
legislature has passed a bill to impose
an advalorem tax on all cars owned by
corporations other than railroads. This
law affects the Pullman, Standard OH,
Fruit dispatch, refrigt rator and all
other corporations owning or leasing
their cars.
A bill has also been passed to inflict
a penalty of 25 per cent on all insurance
companies that fail ito promptly pay
losses within sixty days after they occur,
provided the assured is forced to litigate
his claim and is compelled to substanti-
ate it in the courts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
ONE MORO SURRENDER.

Insurgent Leader in Martinique
Comes in With Eighty Men.
WASHINGTON. April 1.-THE war de-
partment today received the following
cablegram from Gen. Macarthur at Ma
Mia:
Col. Abad, insurgent leader, Marin
duque, officers, 20 soldiers, 24S small
arms surrendered. Maj. Frederick a.
Smith. April 10. Oath taken with i'm
pressive ceremony; released. This ends
instruction there. -''MacArthur"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
DIED AT MANILA.
Remains of Clarence Whitford Are
Inferred Mt Nortbf;ezh

NORTHFIELD, Mimi. April 17.-(spe-
cial. 1.-The remains of a former North
field boy, Clarence Whitford, arrived In
this city tonight from the Philippines
for burial here. Deceased enlisted In
Company K, Fourth regiment, N. G.,
Nov. I, $685. and the following year was
transferred to Company F, Third regi-
ment. On July IS, 1899, he enlisted in
the Thirty-fourth United States volun-
teers, and went to Manila where he cor
tracted typhoid fever and died Jan. Z.
1900 The funeral will be held tomorrow
afternoon. The local militia will assist
IN the services.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
ATTACK ON THE POPE.

Prejudice Against Religious Orders
in Portugal Increases.
LISBON, April 1.-THE agitation against
the religious orders here Is growing
The Republican papers violently attack
the pope, because Of a letter which the
pontiff has written to the patriarch at
Lisbon, on the subject of the persecution
Of the religious orders. The newspapers
declare the pope ought to have sent
his protest through the foreign Office
in conformity with the concordat
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
Escaped From st. Cloud .J.u

ROTATION, Mimi, April 17.-(special
@J conaa Remer, one of the prisoners who
a barn on the outskirts of town last n1ent
Inc man had no hat and was barefooted
he was given breakfast and pair Of
snoes TINS morning by Daniel Foster. Ha
TOOK across the fields east
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
FOUND LOCUST EGGS.
Prof. Lugger Says They Are the Cen
uine Article.

ADA, Mimi, April 17-What was sup
posed to be eggs deposited by locusts
were found last week on a farm near
Ada. G. L. Thorpe sent them down to
Prof Lugger, the state entomologist at
they were locust eggs has been confirmed
by the following letter:
@. L. Thorpe, Ada, Minn.--Dear Sir:
The eggs received are eggs of locusts,
They are all in a healthy condition, show
ing the necessity of blowing as soon as
possible every bit CT stubble field. other
wise there may be trouble. Yours. very
truly. Otto Lugger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
Half a Leaf BETTER .TIan Non.

c, J1A3MEE rs re n. D, April 17.-(spe-
nent candidate for the Office of a pTu1,
stewards, has decided to accept the Office
OF assistant, under his successful onnoo
nent. et Sinclair has long been connected
Is the first time that he has been rewa anis
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
ONE I'm A MILLION.
South Dakota Republican Refuses
Reform School Superintendency.

SIOUX FALLS. s. D. Anril 17-fsne-
cial9-S. E. Young, ex-speaker of tha
house in the state legislature, who was
reported last night to have been slated
Tor the position of superintendent of the
said he had been offered the place. but
mad decided that he would not accent
it under any circumstances
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
Q a . re % 1E As
Bears the - The KIND YOU Have Always Bought
''s' sf &x1zz&zM1
The Only Late Night Train to Chi

The Only Late Night Train to Chi
cago,
Milwaukee, Racine, Waukesha, Madi-
son, Is via the North Western line. Leave
N minneapolis daily 1910 p. M. st. Paul
u:le p. M, arrive Madison 800 a. M,
m, Chicago 1925 noon. Connections Mt
Madison for Dodgeville, Plattsville and
Lancaster. Also direct connections at
Chlcago for New York and Boston and
ior St Louis and Hot Springs. Get
tickets and information at 3SS Robert
street. st. Paul
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
Old Hastings Resident Dead

HASTINGS. MINI, April 17.-0specia1,
mrs mrs Patrick Flannery died at her resi-.
oence on Fourth street this evening a ~ef
ABOUT sixty years. She was universaIIy
son, John Flannery, to mourn b 5tl,u one aa
parture AAoAe oe'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
APOSTLE CANNoN's BURIAL.

Mighty Throug Followed Dead Nor.
mon Leader to HTS Grave.
SALT LAKE, Utah, April 17.-F'uneral
services were held this afternoon over
the remains of Apostle George o. Can
non, OF the Mormon church, who died in
California last week. The ceremonies
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
Cupid at New Paynesvil,a

NEW PAYNESvILLE MINI Anvil, 1e
announcement is made of the engage.
ment of Frank L. Sherman and Miss
margaret A. Jones. both Of this village.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
JOINT ENCANIPMENT.
Veterans of Two Wars to Meet In
Sioux Falls, s. d. I'm Iuue

SIOUX FALLS, S. D., Apil 17.-CSpe
cial. Phillip Lawrence, assistant secre-
tary Of state and commander of the South
Dakota G. A. r., held a conference with
citizens here today, and, rs a result
wheels have been set in motion for the
proper entertainment of delegates to the
grand encampment of the South Dakota
g. A. Re- Lake Madison Veterans asso-
war veterans to be held in Soioux Fails
in June.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
ONE DEAD, FIVE INJURED.
Trio of worl<men at Bruce, wis,
Thnw Dynamite.

BRUCE, Wis, April 17.-(special.)-
terribel accident occurred at the Landing
of the G. r. & M. railway today, in which
Ben Sandon was killed and Gus Bates
and Thomas Moore were severely injured.
out dynamite, when it exploded. The BODY
of the dead man was utterly torn to
DjeceS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18
A Sample Letter.

CADE, TEXAS, oc1 80 1900.
Warmers SAFE CURE Co.,
ROCHESTER, NJ Y.
CENT NJ
You haven't asked for testimonial state
menG but desire tell and thank for what your
did for
Two ago my wife consulted our physi-
cian and ne treated her for three months any
whatever Then tried Public Watering no good re-
suit Finally druggist w. Grogan by great pesua-
son got US to try bottle Warne Diabetes Cure when
my establishment relieved WIFE, She eight bottles
and Thinks cured consider the made
Yours truly,
E H. HOOD
Send and ssto WARN
SAFE CURE Co., Rochester N Y. for fro
Sample of WARMERS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18

thing TO touch me.
4 zOORid aO0sk a hit
lie zUhiLe and then
lie do70n a zUhiIe."
Failing to obtain
more than temper
airy relief from her
doctors treatment,
Mrs. Brown began
the use of Doctor
Pie reefs Favorite
Prescription, with
the usual result-a
somplete cure.
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
Vorite Prescription
Is the best medicine
for the cure of dis
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-18

The dizziness and faintness from which
women suffer may be due to one Of
several causes. But the most common
cause is disease of the delicate womanlv
organism. The story of Mrs. Brown,
told IN her letter below, gives a fair
example of the conditions under which
so many women work: II had a sick
AeGdache nearly all the time, zc,as so zoeak
GROUND my 1afSt could hardly bear any,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
How He Avoided a Duel.

Speaking of duelling," said a we'll
known attorney of New Orleans, &C
cording to the Times Democrat, 81
had an experience when l first began
to practice law that was a trife out
OF the ordinary, and it proved to me
that there is more than one way to get
bill out of a fellow who is inclined
to be slow about meeting his obliga-
tions. was young and impulsive and
full of that feeling of sufficiency
which all young professional men feel
A client gave me bad bill to collect.
l wrote the man polite letter. to
which he made no response. / waited
what L considered a reasonable length
of time for reply, and then I fired a
rather curt note at the delinquent and
in fact l took occasion to use some
rather plain language and told him
what l thought about a fellow who
would not pay his debts. l was Sit
ting in my office one day when a tall
gentleman walked In, introduced him
self and began to-tell me his business.
He represented the delinquent and said
the mans honor was wounded and he
wanted satisfaction. l did not care
about going out under the oaks if /
could get out of it honorably. The
happy and correct solution of the
thing struck me in a minute. Where
iilOliCy 10 lllNOlNtus L Sdlu 10 IDe sec
ond, it must be paid and full settle
ment must be made before challenge
can be entertained according to the
code The second knew the point was
well taken and he advised his princi-
pal to pay the bill so the arrangement
for the fight could proceed. The mon
ey was paid on the same day and I
gave the second a receipt for it.-'And
now he said, we will take up the
matter we were discussing this morn
ing, and there was a grim sort of
smile on his face when he said ii. L
will give the gentleman complete sat
isfaction,' 1 said, and since the bill
has been paid and is now out of the
way 1 will authorize you to present
my apology to the gentleman The
second did not expect this sudden turn
of things, but he accepted the situa-
ton gracefully, shook my hand and
left the office apparently we'll satisfied
that he had protected the honor of his
YArinpinal
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
BRIGHT BITS.

Deacon Pecksniff-"Fie I'd be
ashamed to be seen coming out of a
saloon" Mr.. Hardkase-"Oh, yes; ]
suppose you're proud of the fact that
you always stay in until they put you
out, "-Philadelphia Record.
He Said No More.-Mr Bender
--"Great Scott! When a woman goes
out to get samples, she spends half the
day." Mrs. Bender-"That's nothing!
Why, / have known you to make a
round of the sample rooms and spend
half the night. "-Chicago News.
--One Better. Mistress" Mary!
Mary! I've just broken my handglass.
You know how unlucky it is-seven
years unhappiness." Maid-"Oh,
that's nothin', ma'am 'ow about me ?
I've smashed the large glass in the
drawing-room, "-Glasgow Evening
Times.
Consumer say, what kind of a
cigar do you call this? It's the worst
tobacco / ever tasted" Dealer-"Beg
your pardon, but you are wholly in
error. There isn't a particle of to-
bacco in that cigar. 1t is so easy to
be mistaken, don't you see ?'-Boston
TRANSCRIPT
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
Personal.

The gold medal of the italian Sci
ence Society was presented the other
day to Signor Marconi. The presenta.
ton was made by the Marquis Luigi
Solari di Loreto, an officer of the Ital-
ian navy, who subsequently gave din
ner in honor of the event and express
ed the admiration of Italy for her dis
tinguished son.
The Johns Hopkins University an
nounces that DR.. j. II. Hollander, who
has been on leave of absence for the
last few months, at first as an expert
adviser of the United States govern
ment on the resources of Porto Rico
and subsequently as treasurer of Porto
Rico, has now resigned his office, and
will return to his post in the Univer-
sity. He will direct the courses in econ
omies and finance.
TIE Heuheu, the Maori chief who
was presented to the Duke and Ouch
ess of Cornwall and York in New Zea-
land, gave to the colony the splendid
national park that includes the volca-
noes of Ngarahoe and Ruapehu. He is
the grandson of a famous cannibal
chief, who fifty-five years ago was
buried alive willy defying the ele-
ments during a destructive landslip. TIE
Heuheu, in all the glory of war paint,
and wearing little more than the prim-
tive fax mat around his loins, took
part in the exciting martial dance of
his tribe before their royal highnesses.
A little later, when he came to receive
his medal from the Duke, he was no
longer the wild warrior, but a sedate,
courtly gentleman, attired in silk hat
and faultless frock coat.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
sHAFFER ACCEPTS.

The promptness with which Mr..
Shaffer. president of the Amalgamated
Association, accepted the proposition of
Mr.. Gompers, president of the FEEDER
alton of Labor, and Mr. Mitchell, pres
ident of the United Mine Workers,
must have been a great surprise to
those gentlemen. 1t looks now as if
there would be an inquiry that would
be of as much interest to a very large
part of the public as that which the
Schley court of inquiry is conducting.
The boldness with which Mr.. Shaffer
made his charges against Mr.. Gompers
and Mr.. Mitchell leaves no room for
doubt that he was thoroughly sincere
in making them-that is, he believed
them to be true. On the other hand the
promptness with which Mr.. Gompers
and Mr.. Mitchell denied the charges
and offered to resign the very comfort
able places they hold if Mr.. Shaffer
should prove them to be true, justifies
the conclusion that they feel certain
that Mr.. Shaffer has a wrong under
standing of what they agreed to do for
him and his association in their fight
with the United States Steel Corpora
ton.
1t is probable that no notes of what
took place in conferences between the
three labor leaders were taken and
preserved. Therefore it would be prac-
tically impossible, if there should be
an inquiry, to satisfactorily determine
what promises of aid, If any, were
made by Mr.. Gompers and Mr.. Mitch
ell. No doubt Mr.. Skaters recollection
Of them differs widely from that of Mr..
Gompers and Mr.. Mitchell. That being
the case what could be accomplished
If the three labor leaders should sub
init their differences to a board of ar
bitration? II they are wise they will
drop the whole matter. 1t does not ap-
pear that the strikers would gain any.
thing from IT. unless it would have the
effect of causing Mr.. Shaffer to resign.
It does seem as II the Amalgamated
Association could find safer leader.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28

Because Senator McLaurin came out
with a smiling face, it is assumed by
some of those who keep in touch with
the political situation in the South that
he is going TO be consulted in respect
TO all appointments the President may
have occasion to make in South Caro-
lima. 1t was said that the late Presi-
dent regarded Senator McLaurin with
favor, and consulted him in respect to
appointments in the latter's state. If
President Roosevelt intends to follow
the course of his predecessor in mat
tiers pertaining to the South it is prob
able that Senator McLaurin will have
the naming of federal officials in South
Carolina.
But will he follow it in making APP
pointments? There is no reason why
he shouldn't If he is not a candidate
to succeed himself II he is a candi-
date the probabilities are that he will
so use the federal patronage in the
South as to give him the Southern del
egates to the Republican National Con-
vention.
If, however, Mr.. McLaurin is to con-
troll the federal patronage in his state
political services of some kind will be
expected of him. 1t may be that no
more will be required than his support
of administration measures in the Sem
ate. He gave that kind of support to
President McKinley's administ ration,
and doubtless he sees no reason why
he should not give it to President
Roosevelt's.
But what the people of South Caro-
lima are concerned about chiefly are
the federal appointments. 1t is prob
able that they would much prefer such
men in the federal offices as Mr.. Nc
commended by Republican politicians.
That being the case. the Democrats of
South Carolina will have very little
fault to find with his selection of fed
eral officials. The fact that some of
these officials may become Republicans,
and thus strengthen the Republican
party in their state, will not worry
them. They know that very few DEM
ocrats are likely to go into the Repub-
lican party unless there should be
stronger reasons for doing so than ex-
list at present.
Therefore, whether or not the Pres
( ident is especially friendly to Senator
McLaurin is a matter of no great con-
sequence in South Carolina from po-
ltical point of view. The President
would strengthen himself in all the
Southern states by being sufficiently
| friendly to Southern senators and rep
resentatives to consult them in regard
to applicants for offices in the South.
In that case there would be fewer OBJ
jectionable appointments.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
Selecting a Monument.

William E. Curtis tells this story
about Stanford White of New York:
"a man with deep weed on his hat
came into Mr.. McKim's Office one day
and said he would like a design for a
monument for mis- wife, recently de-
ceased. He was questioned as to the
style of tomb that he preferred, but
said he would leave it all to the de-
signer. Stanford White, who was a
genius in that line, made a beautiful
sketch after the Gothic order, with
graceful tracery and delicate lines,
which he thought particularly suitable
for a young woman. A few days later,
however, the bereaved client rejected
the design instantly, and said it would
not do at all. He wanted something
solid and substantial. Mr.. White was
disguised; but architects have to do
what their clients want, and he made
another sketch, as heavy and ungrace-
full as an Egyptian pyramid. When the
widower called again he looked at the
plan carefully and asked how many
tons of granite would be needed to
carry it out. I should say about forty
TONS remarked Mr.. White. i guess
that will hold her down observed the
stranger. sadly, and ordered the mon
ument erected over the grave of his
wife at once"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
wanted Eve Cents worth of Ozone.

A woman rushed into a Harlem drug
store the other day, says the New York
Times. In one hand she carried an
empty quart bottle and in the other
she tightly grasped a five-cent piece.
Let me have cents worth of ozone
at once" she said to the druggist.
What did you say, MADAME" the
druggist asked.
Some ozone"
''Why. Madam, there's ozone in your
bottle now
''Sir, 1 do not want to be insulted,'
replied the woman Indignantly. Il
know what the doctor told me to get,
and if you don't keep it let me know.
Have you got any ozone or not?"
WELL, said the druggist very DELHI
erately, ozone is an element in the
air we breathe, and unless the air in
your bottle has become contaminated it
has about as high a percentage of it as
any l have in the store. l would sug-
gest that possibly your physician
meant that you should get some ben
zoin."
"Oh, yes" hastily replied the woman,
that's it. 1 knew it was something
like ozone"
She took the cents worth of BEN
zoin, which was almost lost sight of
on account of the ozone which still re-
manned in the quart bottle
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Special Notices - Andrew Hanley
Company; Savannah Building Supply
Company; For Rent, bearing & Hull
Ship Notices, Strachan & Co., Con-
signees; Ship Notice, ]. F. Minis &
Co, Agents; Ship Notice. Strachan &
Co., Agents; Notice, Otto w. Nell; Le-
vans Table d'Hote; Lamb, Especially
Fine, John Funk, Butcher; At Joyce's
Two Stores; At Gardner's; At San
Francisco Restaurant.
Business Notices - Werner Best
American Champagne, Henry Solomon
& Son; Three Things. A. NJ. & c. w.
West; Good Things for the Table, S.
w. Branch Company.
Mems New Fall Clothing-The Met
ropolitan Clothing Company.
Amusements Prisoner of Zenda"
at Theater Monday and Tuesday.
Postum Food Coffee and Grape-Nu
Postum Cereal Company.
Insurance-Equitable.
Seeds-Wood's Seeds.
Mineral Water-Hunyadi Janos.
Beer-Anheuser- Busch Brewing AS
ISOLATION.
Medical-Thacher's Liver and Blood
Syrup; TUFTS Pills; Horsford's Acid
Phosphate; DR.. Hathaway Company;
Plantation Chill Cure; Johnson's Chill
and Fever Tonic.
Cheap Column Advertisements-He
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
some rxroIian Epitaphs.

A German traveller has discovered
some quaint epitaphs in a Tyrolean
cemetery. says Household Words.
On a tombstone in a valley of Tux
was this inscription. "In pious remem-
brance of the honest widow Anna
Kriedl, forty years long"
A miller is thus remembered: In
Christian memory of H, who de-
parted this life without human assist
ance."
A farmer, whose initials only are
given, and who appears to have been
the author of his own epitaph, has
this memorial: Here rests in God, f.
K. He lived twenty-six years as man
and thirty-seven years as husband. F"
on the tomb of a man who fell from
a roof and was killed are these words:
Here fell Jacob Hosennkopf from the
roof into eternity"
This wall of desolate husband caps
the climax: Tears cannot bring thee
back to life. therefore l weep"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28
The Sleeping Car TumbIer.

From the Detroit Journal
Have you loitered in the smoking ROOF
OF the palace sleeping car,
Keeping tabs upon the water tank
AS you smoked your last cigar?
Have you observed the tumbler?
Has it occurred to you
The many different uses
That people put it to?
Here's the fellow with a collie,
His face is pale and drawn,
Pours paregoric in it
And bids his pain begone.
Next comes a bilious drummer,
Who at the tumbler halts,
And fills the vessel blithely
With a slug of EPSON salts.
He's followed by a person
With the customary whim
That a seidlitZ powder nightly
Is just the thing for him;
And. on his heels, comes some one
Who fancies something hot,
And takes a swig of Railway
To touch the chilly spot.
One takes a morphine tablet,
Which the tumbler has to drown;
And another drinks a bumper
To help blue pill down;
One mixes UP gargle,
And one a lemon squash;
Another gives his mouth a bath,
And then his teeth a wash.
You may talk of golden breakers:
You may boast of pewter mugs:
You may chortle over tankards,
And rave of silver Jugs;
But there's not a drinking vessel
In restaurant or bar
That's in It with the tumbler
or a palace sleeping car.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28

The father and family of Czolgosz,
the assassin, will apply to the courts
TO change their name. The crime of
Leon has put stain upon the family
name that can never be removed, and
the innocent kindred of the assassin
have been forced to suffer indignities
ever since the President was shot. The
elder Czolgosz, it appears. is a hard
working and honest man. Neither he
nor any other member Of his family.
either hold anarchist beliefs or sympa-
thize with the crime Of Leon. Still
they cannot escape the stigma upon
the name that has been dishonored.
They will ask the court to give them
a new name and then go away where
they are not known, and endeavor TO
begin life over.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-28

Memo Schaul died in Utica, N. Y,
not long ago. He left an estate of $751;
900 and a will directing that it should
as third cousins. by the term third
cousins" he wrote in the will. Il mean
the children of those persons who are
related to me as cousins" Eight hun
dred and seventy persons, in all parts
claims for shares in the estate and
submitted evidences of their relation
ship. There are forty three lawyers in
the case. By the time the attorney
fees are paid the cousins will be lucky
to get out with thirty cents each.