The Republican journal., 1901-01-03

IdlIS. SOIO Dy "A. "A. dOWeS q Co., DruR-
gists, Belfast, Me. lyric
BlObbs-sS Statistics show that there are
not so many marriages as there used to be. :"
Slobbs-"No, the girls are on the decline"
Two million Americans suffer the tortur-
ing pangs OF dyspepsia. No need to. Bur-
dock Blood BltterS cures. At any drug store.
Lane-I don't understand how old Null
lett can be so gentle at home and then SO
tyrannical here at the store.
Payne-FOr the same reason that you can
be so gentle with him and yet SO tyrannical
with the office boy Denver News.
Impossible to foresee an accident. Not
impossible to be prepared for it. Dr..
Thomas Electric Oil, Monarch over pain.
George" said Mrs. Ferguson, ''for heav-
ems sake straighten up! You're worse
hump shouldered than ever
"Laura," retorted Mr.. Ferguson, 'be sat
iSfied with having married me to reform me.
When you try to reShape me, you are I'M
dertaking too much" [Chicago Tribune.
''Lttle Colds eglected-thousands of
lives sacrificed every year. Dr. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup cures little cOlds-cures
big colds, too, down to the verge of consump-
ton
Larry, am told you have retired from
business"
NO, SOFT. L nlNer ulu. AUOtQoT l0llN
opened gr-rocery Sthore acrass tn way
firm mine, sorr, an tn business retired fir IN
me, bgee.'
Terrible plaques, those itching. FOSTERING
diseases of the skin. Put an end to misery.
Doans Ointment cures At any drug store
''What did you expect to prove by that
exceedingly long Winded argument of
yours ?" asked the friend.
81 didn't expect to prove anything" an
swered the orator. ''All hoped to do was
to confuse the other fellow so that he
couldn't prove that didn't prove anything
Washington Star.
The best that money can buy should be
your aim in choosing medicine, and this is
Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t cures when others
fail.
sNow, it must be understood that want
my T T sad sae h ar pTae better
half, ''no one is going to object to your
wanting things" lDenver Times.
Nasa, Catarrh quickly yields to treatment
aromatic. tits received through the nostrils,
cleanses and heals the whole surface over
which it ditfuSeS itself. A remedy for Mas
al Catarrh which is drying or exciting to
the diseased membrane should not be used.
Cream Balm is recognized as a specific.
~
cold in the head Immediately disappears
when Cream Balm is used. Ely Brothers,
81 Warren Street, New York.
the shtrike success ." Cassidy-'sIt was
Afther being out six weeks we succaded in
gittin' back our jobs" Puck.
1t Cures All Creeds.-Here are a few
names of clergymen of different creedS who
ho1in Nv ofor I,r1
Powder to ''live up to the preaching" in all it
claims. Bishop Sweatman, Rev. DR.. Lang
try (Episcopalian); Rev. Dr. Withrow and
| Rev. DR.. Chambers (Nlethodistl; and DR..
| Newman, all of Toronto, Canada. Copies
of their personal letters for the asking.
so cts. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A,
, HoWes & Co.-5a
Mistress (severely eff such thing oc-
ours again, Norah, | shall have to get an
| other servant Norah-"1 wish yer would
there's easily enough work fer two of us. -
Tit-Bts.
Dropsy and Heart Dfsease-"For ter
years | suffered greatly from Heart Disease
| Fluttering of the Heart and Smothering
Spells made my life torment. Dropsy sci
in. My physician told me to prepare for the
| worst. / tried Dr.. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart. One dose gave great relief, one
bottle cured me completely. Mrs. James
| ~ L.
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co. "a
Easily Found ''Do you think it is desir
able for man to study the dead languages %
s'No sir, answered Mr. CumroX, with EN-
phaSiS. elf queer words are what a young
man aspires to, the golf and baseball reports
| in any good daily newspaper will supply al
his wants" Washington Star.
Cinnamon. Coated P1lIs-Dr Agnew's
| liver Pills arn cOata6 1il-a nj dvna
very small and delightful to take. One pill
a dose, 10 in a vial for 10 cents. Theirpop
larity is whirlwind, sweeping competitors
before it like chatf. No pain, no gripping, nc
inconvenience. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. a. Howes Il Co.'s
Estimating His Value. They were look
ing at the man who was occupying two seats
while women were forced to stand 81
should judge said one, ''that he would
bring about S11.6S.' ION what do you base
your estimate?" asked the other 'Or
the present price of pork and sausage -
Chicago Evening Post.
Little Johnny-"Mrs. Talkemdeown pait
high compliment to me today" Mother
''Did she really? Well, there's no denying
that woman has sense What did she say p
| Little JOhnny-"She said she didn't see how
you came to have such nice little boy as
am" Tit-Bits.
A tfuel BLOW. MISS Flypp (tearfully)-
81 think Mr.. Higgins is real mean" Miss
Fosdick-"What has he done" Miss FlypI
-"He asked me what thought would be q
nice Christmas gift for a young lady, and
told him diamond brooch. OF course,
supposed | was the young lady he alluded
to; but what does he do but to 60 and buy i
for that perfectly odious Julia Tracy.
Leslie's Weekly.
Eczema Relieved in a Day.-Agnew'!
news Ointment will cure this disgustins
skin disease without fail. 1t will also curl
BARRIERS Itch, letter, Salt Rheum, and al
skin eruptiOns. In from three to six nights
it will cure Blind, Bleeding, and Itching
Piles. One application brings comfort tt
the most irritating cases. 80 cents. Sole
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. HOwes & Co
SIS
Fame. s'Do you devote much thought t,
your poems" asked the eminent explorer
''Bless your soul, mop said the eminent
versiter. 81 have reached height where
can afford to let that part of the work fail
on the reader" indianapolis Press.
A Keen Clear Brain.
Your best feelings, your social position o.
business success depend largely on the per
feet action of your Stomach and Liver. DR.
Kings New Life Pills give increased
strength, keen, clear brain, high ambition
A % cent box will make you feel like new
being. Sold by R. II. Moody, Druggist.