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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
W ALNUT GROVE.

a son was born to Mr. and Mrs. g..
Freeman on July 2Sd.
p. Clark has been elected on the
school board to succeed Geo. Scott.
A. e. Bertram enjoyed a visit from
his brother during the early portion Of
last week.
Reports of horses dying from heat
while working in the harvest fields
around Walnut are numerous.
0 W. j. Mcdonald and Aft Swoffer
were in Taunton on business during
the latter portion of last week.
It was a delightful change that came
Ger the dreams of the weather manu-
facturer last Thursday evening.
Chas. Mcdonald leaves this week for
Henry, s. D., where he has position
as agent of the Minnesota Elevator Co.
On Monday last the Walnut Grove
base ball team defeated the Tracy team
on the local grounds by score of 6 to 5.
Butter from the Walnut Grove
creamery scored "a points at.the PAN
American exposition, the highest score
being 94aa.
Tribune: Last week we neglected to
make mention Of Tom Cocklin, the
Currie horse thief, being arrested at
this place. Some time ago he stole a
horse from a Mr.. Smith at Lake She
tex, add sold it to parties at Lander
ton for $26, the horse being worth
about SIS. The horse was returned to
the owner. but Cocklin was not heard
of again until Marshal OImstead ar
rested him at this place.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
IN AND AROUND DELHI.

] a. Lagerstrom and son, Elmer.
are visiting relatives in Minneapolis.
Howard, Merrill and Elma Onstad
Of Dawson, are visiting the family Of
a. NJ. Brown.
Mrs. Jesse Marcyes and Miss Ethel
Marcyes visited relatives in Minneapo-
lis the past week.
Mrs. Scripture was a west bound
passenger on Monday morning s freight
train for Belyiew
John Hendrickson came down from
Hanley Falls Saturday and spent Sum
day with his family at this place.
Halvor Solem, the popular grain
buyer of the Peavey Elevator Co.,
spent Sunday with friends in Mime
apolis.
! Emil Borg, o. T. Sunde and John
and Ole Voglund were among those
who went on the excursion to the cities
Sunday.
John T.. Silvernale, perintendent
of the Olivia schools, with his family,
visited the family Of g. NJ Browne on
Saturday last.
D. r. McCorquodale had an exciting
time with q runaway team attached
to a binder. A freight train scared the
team and they made halt mile in the
shortest time on record
At the annual school meeting d. r.
McCorquodale was elected treasurer to
succeed himself The officers were au-
thorized to put in a heating plant, for
which purpose. ST 900 was voted.
Daniel Mclean and family left for a
months outing at Green Lake last
Friday. The u. P. Dolliff lumber yard
is in charge Of S. Pollard, an expert
enced lumberman of Red Falls.
Miss Rucker of Mazeppa, Mimi, W no
has been visiting her mother, Mrs.
David Iibbetts, the past month, left on
Friday last for Helena, Mont, where
she has been engaged to teach school.
Miss Sarah Stewart returned home
Saturday after months absence, dur
ing which time she attended the annu-.
al meeting ofthe National Educational
ASSOCIATION at Detroit, Michigan, the
Pan-American exposition at Buffalo,
took in the sight at Niagara, and visit
ed relatives in Canada.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
r. w. Birch, dentist, will be at Wab

r. w. Birch, dentist, will be at Wab-
basso, Aug. 1st.
Mrs. n. J. Hubbard has returned
from Wisconsin.
r. d. Loudon now occupies the resi-
dence of Thos. Walton.
A baby girl was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. John Zerenllast Wednesday,
Several farmers have reported loss Of
horses by heat during the past week.
3. "a. Cross came out from Redwood
Falls Wednesday and assisted in the
bank.
Wolfgang Schmid sTand wife were
over from Springfield during the early
portion of last week.
A convention of fourth class post
masters Of Redwood county will be
held at Wabasso on August 7th.
It is stated that enough shares have
b5en subscribed to warrant the build.
ing committee of the Farmers Elevator
Go. to proceed with the work of con,
structing an elevator of 10000 bushel
capacity and that the building will be
completed in couple of months.
| At the annual school meeting F.
Fisher, a. 2. Gumpolen, w. i. Nah:
Ter, H. p. Lucas, ]. II. Rahskopf and
~. Z. Horr WereIelected directors, the
first two for lone year, the second two
for two years and the third two fol
three years. The meeting voted $40 fol
a library.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
ARM
| DAMS
On the Best Terms Offered
BY any Company.

We are prepared to make loans on
improved farms for term of ten years.
with interest payable annually. We
will give the borroWerer the privilege
of making payment of as much as
one-ffth of the principal at any time
each year, thereby stopping the inter-
est on the amount paid. BY this
method the borrower is enabled to pay
off the full amount of the loan in five
years. The privilege to pay one-ffth
each year is optional with the borrow
er. He can, if he chooses, keep the
loan for the full time No extra charge
for this privilege. which enables the
farmer to be out of debt in five years if
he chooses. Should the borrower con-
clude to pay only one-tenth of his loan
each year, he would then be out of
debt at the end of ten years. AS most
borrowers pay the agent a commission
for their loans, it is very easy to see
the advantage of the above plan. Tt
enables the farmer to save the expens-
es of making new loaE every three
or five years. Our mortgages have no
gold clause
If you want a loan, investigate our
plan before going elsewhere. Address
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
GALES.

Ella and Edgar Race returned home
Saturday.
G. M. DeGroat lost a setting Of bar
ley by fire Wednesday.
Mr.. Bartholomew lost horse in the
harvest field on the Goth.
Gertrude Hicks and Maude Gilbert
visited Oma Marvin Friday.
Grunden Bros. started up their
threshing machine Saturday
Mrs. Gale and Edgar and Ella Pease
visited at s. =. Hicks Thursday.
Mesdames Hicks and McManus were
calling on friendsl Friday afternoon
Albert Brack lost one Of his horses
Thursday. on his way from New UIm.
Many have run their harvesters daily
the past three weeks to secure their
crops 5s
Henry NJ. Wand orsten was elected
clerk in district 40 on the Goth, twenty
one voters beingsspresent.
Thomas Me- anus, wife and son 81
Iowa came on the 18th to spend q few
weeks at the Nettiewyynnt farm.
Owen Carney and son and Fred.
Slower, with their teams and harvest
ers, assisted S. 2. Hicks in finishing
harvesting about 700 acres, a couple Of
days the latter part Of the week
f young ladies' think sores, pimples
and red noses look well with bridal
veil and q. orange blossoms it's all right.
Yet Rocky Mountain Tea would drive
them away ss5c. q. N. Hitchcock q
ICo.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31

LII TIME TABLE. i

8DELHIsTIMEE TABLE.
Passenger east bound ]. {. 2:42 a. m
west bound S. q: OSp. m
Freight, east bound :. a: 55 D. N
s. west bound 8: rs a. N
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
SEAFORTH.

sEAFoRTH TIME TABLE.
Going north at 80 D. N
Going south at s.. :. 81 a. m
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WABASSO.
wABAsso TIME TABLE.

Going north at.... .....!... 81 5 o. n
Going south at .... !. u. .......7:35 a. n
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31
To Home Seekers.

Why not investigate Eastern Wash
ington, where you will have an entire
change Of climate, scenery and etc,
You will also be far form cyclones,
hailstorms, thunder, lightning, mo-
uitoes and various other draw backs
now knoWnto you. Weare now blessed
with an eptionalIy large YIELD of all
kinds Of grain; while you are IN the
midst Of q drouth, and poor crops are
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31

Hood S a5arsdpdrilll
HooD's PILLS are the best cathartic.

he returns he will spend some time 81
the Pan-American exposition in Buff:
falo. During his absence the drug
store will be in charge of Miss Hattie
Hitchcock Of Redwood Falls, regis
tered pharmacist. who has done con-
siderable Of the work in Hitchcock
drug store at that place, and who is
regarded as a thoroughly reliable
pharmacist.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31

ID store for you You can get excellent
land here form S. to So per acre and
under favorable circumstances these
lands will produce SO or So bushels of
wheat to the acre. For particulars
address w D. NJ artin, Mohler, Wash.
Lincoln Co. a51-tf
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31

=
F. W. Birch, dentist, will be at Sea
forth, Aug. I'd.
Work on the new elevator is pro-
crossing rapidly
Miss Belle Bulen is visiting with
friends in Appleton.
w. r. Cloudy and D. o. Bulen made
q business trip to Redwood Falls last
Saturday.
John Finke was fined SO for at
tempting to run the town one day dur
ing the past week.
Fat lady Don T sleep too much; ex-
ercise; don't eat fats and sweets. To
reduce flesh rapidly take Rocky Noun
tain Tea. Acts directly on the fatty
tissues. 35c. 4. NJ Hitchcock & Go.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-07-31

man NJ. 3. church last Sunday morn
ing by Rev. Finke The gen tleman is
president of st. Paul college located
in the Capital city.
G. w. Robinson returned ON Thurs
day from trip to Lockhart, Norman
county, where he is Interested in BOOM
ing that village 1T is new q town and
the farming land i'll that vicinity is
being settled up very fast.
The wind storm on Sunday evening:
did not do very much damage to the
crops, aside from scattering the shocks.
about the fields. Very little rain ac-,
companied the wind SO that the farm
ers were able to resume stacking Mon
day morning.
Frank Gerstmann accompanied two
cars of stock from Gilfillan Siding to-
Chicago Monday. While in Chicago
Mr.. Gerstnlann will purchase a large
stock of holiday goods for his drug store.
Next Saturday Mrs. Gerstman will
leave for the Windy City and join her
husband and together they will visit
the Pan-Anerican exposition at Buff
falo. They will remain there about
three weeks.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Making Home Hsppy,

Anything that contributes to the
happiness of the home is blessing to
the human race. The thoughtful house,
wife, who understands her RESPONSE
bilities in the great problem of max
Ing the home all that the word implies
is ever on the look out for that which
will tighten the burdens Of the house
hold without lessening the merits Of
the work done. That is why nearly
every well regulated household is US
ing Defiance starch. 1t costs less and
goes farthest. Sixteen-oz package for
l0c. II your grocer hasn't got it clip
this out and give 1t 20 him and ask
him to send for 1t. Made by Magnetic
Starch Co.. Omaha. Neb.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
IT SURELY WAS A Rad CASE.

H SUM- Was ~ bAD WASH"
A little man recently walked into a
dry-goods store and said:
II do not know how to use the tele-
phone. Will you please call up this
number? Thank you"
Here is the number. What shall /
say to the doctor?'
Tell him that his paralyzed patienl
is walking around this morning."
Yes
That think there Is hope for his
recovery. / cut off the hair and put
fourteen fly blisters on him last night.
| found that his appetite is fine. but he
won't touch raw meat. One of his ears
fell of during the night and l think
he Is blind in one eye. l find there is
no use in giving him medicine. 1t
makes him howl. His tongue looks as
II 1t had been put through wringiny
machine. What does he want me to
do?"
He says to let the patient alone
until he gets downtown. By the way
Mr. Blank. don't know your patient.
but 1t must be sad case"
YES" said the little man as If look
Ing for sympathy, according to the
New York Mail and Express, Il think
that he was at one time the finest col
lie that ever cracked bone"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Foes OLE RIM.

The Prohibitionist had assailed the
Demon Rum mercilessly, and with ev-
cry fresh onslaught the man with the
red nose had applauded.
Friend" said the lecturer at last,
you look like one who has been a
drinking man."
you bet have been, stranger" re-
piled the man earnestly; but it does
my heart good to see you git out after
rum. l never did have no use for it.
'Tain't fit drink for any man. You
can't hammer it too hard for me, an
when you're through I've got bit of
old rye here that'll warm your heart
up good. l like a man that knows
what to hit an what not to bit"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Thrown from III. Gao and Killed.

~
The following is a most interesting
and, in one respect, pathetic tale:-
Mr. J. Pope, AZ Ferrar Road, Streat-
ham. England, said:
Eyes. poor chap, he is gone, dead
horse bolted, thrown Off his seat on
his cab he was driving and killed
poor chap and a good sort, too, mate.
1t was him, you see, who gave me the
half-bottls OF st. Jacobs Oil that
made new man of me. Twas like
this: me and Bowman were great
friends. Some gentleman had given
him bottle of st. Jacobs Oil which
had done him lot of good; he only
used half the bottle, and remembering
that had been a martyr to rheuma-
tism and sciatica for years. that had
literally tried everything, had doctors,
and all without benefit. became dis
couraged. and looked upon it that
there was no help for me. Well" said
Pope, you may not believe me, for
1t is a miracle, but before / had
used the contents of the half-bottle
of st. Jacobs Oil which poor Bowman
gave me. was well man. There
1t is, you see, after years of pain, after
using remedies, oils. embrocations,
horse liniments, and spent money on
doctors without getting any better, /
was completely cured in a few days.
bought another bottle. thinking the
pain might come back but 1t did not,
so | gave the bottle away to friend
who had a lame back. can't speak
too highly of this wonderful pain
killer"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
THE DIFFERENCE.

An Irish farmer went into an iron
mongers shop to buy a scythe. After
serving him the shopman asked him if
he would buy bicycle.
What is that" inquired the Irish
man.
Its a machine to ride about the
town on
And, shure, what might the price
of it be?"
Fifteen pounds
"Fd rather see fifteen pounds in a
cow"
But what fool you would look
riding round the town on the back of a
Govt"
"Shure, now" replied the Irishman;
mot half such Q fool as I'd look trying
to milk bicycle!"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
THE PULLMAN SLEEPER.

II heard funny conversation not
long ago on Pullman" said travel
ing man. 1T was bedtime and two
ladies near me were getting themselves
ready to turn in. They were talking
about the inconvenience of it, when |
heard one remark:
"'Well, l must say that do not like
these sleeping cars at ALL
"'Oh,' responded the other In a more
cheerful frame of mind, wait till you
have lived awhile in a fiat, as l have
and you won't think the sleeping car is
so bad, after ALL"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
STATE OF OHIO cry OF TOLEDO. /,

LUCAS COUNTY, .,. So
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner Of the firm OF II. J. Cheney g. Co.
doing business In the City OF Toledo. County
and State aforesaid and that said firm will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS fol
each and every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Cat0rrh Cure
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 9th day of December. A. ID. 1880
tcr.,, A. w. GLEASON,
lSA"I Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials. free.
F. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, q
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the hest
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
BORROWED WITTICISNIS.

From Juvenal
More worlds to conquer" Alexander
cried,
He frets and sweats, pent in the mar
row side
OF our cramped universe. Let him 60
on
And reach his destined end. at Baby
Ion;
A coffin shall content him. Death alone
Your great mans littleness is bold to
own.
From THE Queens Chronicler,"
by Stephen Gwynn.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Mutual Pleasure.

First Citizen stopping passerby)-
Excuse me, but you have my umbrella.
Passer-Are you sure it is yours?
First Citizen-Indeed, am, for there
are my initials on the handle.
Passer-Then you are the man I'm
looking fer; I'm sure you will have no
objection to giving me the new UNI
brella you took in exchange for this
Richmond Dispatch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Miranda Milkweed-"Law, child,
how'd your head get to be so big?'
Emerson Longfellow Beaconstreet-
at is caused, madam, by superabund-
ance of cerebral cortex in the lower
frontal lobe, an ultra vascular growth
Of the mid-brain and extraordinary de-
velopmental phenomena in the medulla
oblongata This condition has, for It's
primary causation, excessive intellec-
tual strenuosity'
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

"Well, declare" remarked the thin
man, who was being uncomfortably
crowded by a very stout person, 1.-The
trolley company ought to charge pas
sengers by weight"
Think so?" retorted the stout per-
son. Eat that rate it wouldn't be
worth their while to take you on at
all. "-Philadelphia Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Give man your skim milk and he
will kick for a share of your cream.

Brooklyn. N Y. Dec. 2.-Garheld Head
ache Powders are sold here in large guam
titles; this shows that people realize the
value of n remedy at once effective and
harmless. The Powders are Of undoubted
value in curing headaches of all kinds
and In building up the nervous system.
Investigate every grade Of remedies Of
fered for the cure of headaches and the
Garfield Headache Powders will be found
to hold first place. Write the Garfield
Tea Co. for samples.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
They Cost Money.

She-"Do you find golf a very diff
ficult gamer"
He-"Oh, no! Not after you've &C
quired little knowledge"
She-"What do you consider the
most difficult things to acquire?"
delphia Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Ruin Ahead.

Mamma--'No, dear, you can't 60 out
this wearner. Now, If you'll only
promise nJt to ask me to let you play
outdoors I'll get you any toy you
want"
Tommy-"All right. Get me bow
and arrow"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Are You Using Aliens Foot-Ease &.

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning. Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
Put on Her Mettle,

sidney--"I can always make my wife
keep a secret"
Rodney-"How do you manage
that?"
Sidney-"I. start out by telling her
that l know she can't keep tide
troit Free Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
INSIST ON GETTING 1T.

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
fance Starch because they have stock
In hand Of u or. brands. which they know
cannot be sold to customer who has
once used the IS OF, pkg. Defiance Starch
for same money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.

The lrishmAn and the Bicycle-The
Foes OF Rum-The Up-to-Date Boston
B0y-Heard on the Ice-BOrrOwed
Witticlsins.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Piso's euro is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM.
o. EHDsLEY, Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10, 1900
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Lots Of the free advice you get
isn't worth half that much.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Hamlin's Wizard Oil Co. send song
book free. Your druggist sells the oil
and it stops pain.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

If all the takers were fighters tn
world would soon be depopulated.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

ALL UP TO DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
use Defiance Cold Water Starch. because
1t is better and o. more of 1t for same
money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

A girl likes to listen to soft moth
ings If they mean something
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

To he Strong and Healthy
use ATLAS OATS 1t builds up Drawn.
muscle and brain. All grocers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

A man who would try to stab a
ghost would stick to nothing.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

The fellow with poor memory sell
dom forgets his troubles.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Clear white clothes are sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. package > cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

1t isn't because people are fond O
music that they blow their own horns
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

A blessing in disguise usually has q
hard time proving its identity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
The struggler.s Outlook.

Dobbs-"An artist needs some high
ambition to keep his art fervor alive
Daubs-"Oh, well, maybe our pic
lures will get worked up into soap ad-
vertisements some Of these days.
Detroit Free Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Some peoples idea Of pleasure is to
do the things they can't afford to do.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

II do hope I will grow to be nine
feet tail" said little Tommy.
"Why do you wish to be so tall
dear?" asked his mother.
80 when / get in crowd can see
what is going on" replied Tommy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

She-"Oh, tell me frankly, what shall
l do to keep from drowning?"
He-"Shut your mouth"
She-"Ugh! You brute! I've good
mind to drown first"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Are You Tired and Tagged Out?
II so use SEELYES NER-VENA. 1t
creates nerve energy. AT all druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Gratitude is good thing for any
man to use in his business.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Nearly every bad young man you
meet has a good sister to watch over
him
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Aho S@sA va ANoueO'
"Has his excellency donned his bull.
let-proof shirt?'
Eyes, you highness."
"And his great coat of six-inch ar
mor?"
Yes. your highness."
"And no suspicious characters have
been found within thousand miles ?"
mo, your highness."
Then let the armored train pro-
ceed."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

What do you think of your new
baby brother, Margie?" asked a visitor
of little 4-year-old miss.
mot much" was the reply. Be-
fore he came mamma said l was the
apple of her eye; now l 'spose I'm
nothin' but the core"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06

Johnny (aged 6)-"Papa, can I go to
the circus this afternoon
Papa-"No my son. A good boy
would not want to go to circus"
Johnny-"Then, papa, don't you
think ! ought to go while I'm bad
enough to enjoy it?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
When the Temperature Fell.

"I'm so worried about Brother Hen
ry," said Clara to her caller. II do
hope he'll come out all right"
How long was he sent up for?"
asked Mr.. Hunker, sympathetically.-
Smart Set.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-06
The Casual Observer.

This old world has some curious ways
You watch with eager eye,
And don't know if you ought to laugh
Or If you ought to cry.
Washington Star.