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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-09-12

The baker isn't the only tradesman
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unless he raises the dough.
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If people nursed their virtues as ten
Derby as their Nhims, the millennium
would soon arrive.
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II il said that one.tenth of the world
is still unexpiored.
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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23


JESStF JESStl'. ATTORNEYS AND COUN-
selols'at'l law. Commonwealth Building, Room,
-. 20 and 81
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23

of PENNSYLVANIA. is spending the hOli-
days with his parents at this place. Mr..
Reynolds acquired considerable fame as
a foot ball player during the past seal
son.
The lecture course FOR the Wyoming
county teachers institute is as follows:
Monday evening. December 30. Marc
the magician; Tuesday evening. Byron
W. King in his lecture. IAN the Worlds
a Stage" Wednesday evening. Booker
Y. Washington in his lecture. The
Solution Of the Race Problem in the
SOUTH" Thursday evening, J. Williams
Macey. the hunorist.
MIR. and Mrs. William Mosier leave
today with their household goods for
Dalton. where they will make their
home hereafter.
james Carey is employed as salesman
ut the Consumers store, on Tioga
street.
Roland MrNaD has returned from
Philadelphia. where he has been in the
advertising business.
Harry Eittredee. II student at state
college. will spend the holidays with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. William G. kitt-
retlse. on SusQuehanna avenue.
Mae liutz and Daisy Carln are visit
ing friends at Wilkes Barre this week.
Bradley Il. Wakeman, who has been
confined To his home. on Warren street,
for several days with rheumatism, is
able tn he on the street again.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
NEW MILFORD
,erisl to the Scranton Tribune.

Special To the ScrdN on l'lpuic
New Milford. Dec. 2l,The Fisk .Iu-
hilee Singers will give a concert in the
Opera House on Monday evening. Dec.
-, under the auspices of the Baptist
church
The Hawthorne Musical club. OF
Boston. which was To have given a
concert at the Opera House Thursday
evening. did not reach our little town,
on account OF the rregularity OF the
trains.
Mrs. John Golden and daughter,
Grace, OF Cohocton, y. V, are guests
ut the home of Mrs. Charles Quinn.
The ladies of the Methodist church
will hold II sale of baked stuff and
fancy articles in the Library building
on saturday.
Miss Anna Brown, of Halls,ead, was
calling oa friends in town Thursday.
Mrs. NJ, Vail is visiting relatives in
scranton.
Miss Pearl Brown, of Heart l.ai;e,
visited mt the home of Dr.. and Mrs.
snyder this week.
Mrs. +. n. Davenport, who has been
spending several months with her ms-
bands parents here, returned to her
home in Yonkers, y. ", Wednesday.
Miss Lettie Woodhousc, one of the
teachers in our school, will spend the
holidays with her parents at Dimmick.
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Gibney-Hoeffler Company.

The Gihnev.lloeIt'cr company, WHO come to tie
Aradcmv tonight ior week. opca letr in "A
Woman in Black" Manager lIocther states lis
l., the only repertoire company playing the
larger cities. So far the! have played ihrcc
weeks in Chicago. and one week stands in St.
Louis. indianapolis. Dayton. Tclcd" tou,nJiIS,
and 60 from here Ia WILKES Barre.
This season lie has Tia, best acting company
he ever had Tile fact i lie his combined .hc
Jack Iloctiicr company and thc Gil,ncy SOCK
COMPANY into one. Tie plays he present, this
season out oi Tho ordinary. al 10. N and
30 cent prices.
Some vi the play! To be- seen here 'lhc
Black sheep" 'O,u Little Minister "Scoii,Il
Yards nctcctivc.'' The Convlcl's Butlcl."
Sign OF the trrciiiN' and oihris We also
carry tine liz OF vluuc,ic acts. headed by
the Paut2cr Trio. Nj special scenery is rIri'.d
Tor each play. Special prices Christina, lay.
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Wine, Woman and Song Company.

The attraction At the star for this week viii
he VI. NJ. ThciSc'> Mine, Woman and >on. ny.
panv. commencing this litc,no"n. THIS will he
al the strongest and best vaudeville sud
hurlc>uuc attractions now travelling. This rom
pany scored positive hit throughout the iui.
ted States. Heading the li,t ;lc Bonita and
company. iavoliblr aud we'll known ior Their
the abilities in The creation oi coon .ONeS and
dances. OlhclS on the hill are Gallagher aud
Barrett, leaders ol hish comedy, who l!av" met
with great success at lLnnmcIstcin'S Victoria
Rooi garden. New lork city; Kline and Gntt.
hnld. in u comedy sketch cnitled "a Few Min
utc- with lnrlc rom' Harry and Sadie Fields,
who faithfully depict East Side characters aud
Hebrew cake wlll,iug Bont Boui b,oth"l>,
French musical ccceatruc>. dircct from tie
Fnll"> Bcrcrcs, Paris; Bush and DcNrrr. in
scenes upon the canvas and the greatest nj
al parody singers Eeu Riggs. The opening Inn.
entitled the SECOND edition Of ''Thc Vaudeville
Craze" ''MiNcd PicncS," al original bIniat,t,
with lyrics, 10y Phil Gothold aud music by lilly
Bu>i Introducing The entire company, with 4
chorus Of twenty handsome youn. Ladies', Ia a
scream from Sint /" t' i>h, and WAS in"enicl
for laughing i'up">"a Only. II is free from
smut or Suggc>tiycnc., and will rot ofcn'i the
most tastidoli>.
The company calli,, uai load Oi scenery, NE
chulirul and clct t'ii.al effects, and expensive
wLrdrubcS. Daily n,lincc. The regular ,vrn,s
prices will hc charged al tho matinee on Christ
mas dJy.
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NORTHEASTERN
PENNSYLVANIA

visiting her sister, Mrs. Joseph lIouck
at Pittston, has returned home.
T. II. Ryan has sold his timber on his
farm east of town TO Theodore Cooper.
NJ this place. Mr.. Cooper will erect a
sawmill on the Ryan farm.
The following able corps of instruc-
tors has been secured for the annual
teachers institute to be held here dur
Ing the week beginning December 30:
DR.. Nathan 4. Schueffer. of Harris
burg. state superintendent OF public in-
struction; Dr. Samuel Schumacher. Of
West Chester Normal school: James
Coughlin. superintendent uf Wilkes
Barre schools. DR.. Byron W. King,
Kings School OF Oratory. Pittsburg; f..
r. Avery. of Tunkhannock. John r..
Watkins. Of Scranton. will have charge
of the singing. and Miss Hattie Scout
ell. vocal soloist. will also be in attend
ancc. Miss Julia Cruiser. of Montrosc.
will entertain the teachers from time
to time with select readings.
The school board has selected Miss
Blanche Dietrich as teacher to succeed
Miss Adelaide McKown. resigned.
Marshal Reynolds. of tho University
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AVOCA.

The cantata. entitled star of Light"
will be given in the 1.angcliffe church
on Christmas night by sixty voices.
Thomas Parry. leader: Margaret AIR
man, orsanist: James Oliver, violin;
Mr.. Price. cornet. In the Primitive
Methodist church the children will en-
tertain tomorrow evening. In st.
Mnrys church. Sheehan's orchestra will
accompany the choir at the first and
last mass.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Mum
ley. twin daughters.
The following people will be will, us
on Christmas day Misses Mabel AL
len. Kate Cunningham and William Nc
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23

Andrew, of StrOudsburg Normal school:
Thomas Burns and John HOdgSOn, of
Easton academy: r. :. Clark. of Uni
versty of Pennsylvania: John O'Mal-
ley. of Newport News. and Michael
Devers, of Clearticld county.
y. j. Fitzslnmons is suffering from a
severe attack of typhoid fever.
Patrick Tigue has returned from
Mercy hOspitnl, where he suffered the
loss of Il hand several weeks ago.
The funeral OF Patrick Mckcon took
place yesterday afternoon from his late
residence on Grove street. Services
We're held in st. Mary's church. Inter-
ment was in st. Mnry's cemetery.
Mrs. David Rosser and son. of Nir-
sina. are spending Il few weeks at the
Cranston residence in the North End.
The following is an account of the
finances of the Hose company's fair
held Il few weeks ago in the silk mill:
New members gun. s93.7O: wheel of
fortune. $1d0.1S: Hawaiian booth, $l4l.-
9l; United states booth. $l9J.53: Phil
ippine booth. s460: Porto Rican BOOTH
$l7S23; total, Sl.330.25: expenses, $.5S.-
IS: balance. $l,p1l.3l.
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Philadelphia Live Stock.

philadelphia, Drc. ., Tive stock -'kr,rirt>
ior the week: Cattle, s,jli; sheep. T,j7j hoa-
3,llJ CattlG-Suppy more than sufficient Tor
the limited dcmLni; tine steers scarce; best,
s,aG -; choice, >5.ji5.>7 good, sI,503j.G.;
medium, S5i5.3j: common, Si.jOas.7,.
Sheep and lambs Choice stock. ,,alcr: oIdn'
any grades, plentiful and dull The mic" siru,
alton. however, higher on the principal
offerings. Shcep-Eytla, iai',c. choice, a'sa
as4c, sood, 1haa'.r,; medium, .a,alit",
connop, la,a2lgc.; Christmas stock, ll'a'.;
lambs, ajAc.; Christmas stock. dr.
lloes-,M moderate snpply, with the most dc
sirlbIc offerings. disposed u AT iium prizes;
closing ,lrons. Wc,'wn. sas3sc,, tat COWS, 9't
steady from GaG.ae, eNtn cho'c. dec; com,
mon, a'sa5c.; mirh c"wS OF ue,t selections
held AZ slGin; common 10 llir, dUil. al slO,io.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23

national Correspondence schools of
Scranton. spent sunday at his home
OIL Maple street.
Miss smith and Miss Phillips, teach
ers at the Ariel High school. are spend
ing the holidays at their homes.
Horace Bidwell has IL temporary bar
ber shop at the Lake house, and will
move tn Scranton in few days to
work at his profession.
We are panied to hear of the sudden
illness of William Silkman. of Scran-
ton. Mr.. Silkman has n host Of friends
in this place who hope for his speedy
recovery.
Mr.. J. H. Sloat was n caller in town
OH Saturday evening,
Carl Kellam is on the sick list and is
contemplating a trip to Hot Springs,
Ark. shortly. for his health.
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ARIEL.
sp.cial to the sel,nton Tribune.

Ariel, Dec. 22.--Mr. ID. w. Brundage,
formerly barber at Hotel Columbia.
has moved the shop furniture to
Honesdale where he now has a shop in
the Allen House. Dan Is IL hustler in
his line. and has host OF friends in
this town and all wish him success in
his new field of labor
The Consumers Ice company have II
llise force of carpenters nt work re-
pairing the ice houses at this place
and getting everything in readiness to
store some coldness later
The Methodist Episcopal church will
have Christmas Tree in the basement
Of the church on Christmas eve. after
which supper and games will be in or
der
Leslie Simons is home from the Wy
oming seminary for the holidays and
has the foot ball smile on.
u, u. keyes, solicitor for the Inter-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
THE RHYME OF THE MAN
SHOPPER.

Il i, pllli,i, weary man;
lie >loppeth one oi three.
by thy white check and blu<ll" eye,
Now, wherefore st"ppc>t me-
'nh, ,il" the wolrtd man exclaimed,
II tain would have thee toll
Where ! may find within this store
The thing, they have TO sell"
For il WAS in a Christmas store
That all oi This took place,
Twas there The ncnliod man vo> -rrn
With hopeless, troubled lace.
Tile stranger man would tain hrsonc
From him Of h1gsalh eye;
H-iac-, tho aisle was crowded with
The Iolk, who would 90 by
II pray thee, ,aI'l the strange u.an,
Go chase thysrlt UoiI me-
"N ,i,.' the ,thc, man implolrd--
wociul wight was lie,
"Ah, SIR is has been said before,
The wocful man commenced.
"Trc got To buy a chatting dish
\ Crusoc book condensed,
\ toltui>c comb, = lIr OF skates.
\ whole carload oi ioy,,
some things besides iog all my friends,
And Tor their irls and boy>.
And here | Lm' and | AN nc,r:
The ,hings--'oll, where yle lhr'
For male aud female CLERKS con.pilc
10 hide trom me tine way
'tut this ! know. md This alone;
Three Jislcs across, then back.
-Four counters down, one counter up,
Then double on your tIach,
"lhc elevator 'lkcS YOU nCNt
10 land you oihcrwhe'cs,
And when YOU weary ot its crowd,
You amblc down the stairs.
"Bu, stilI--b,t still, my honest iricnd,
You do rot reach the goal,
Ills always 'on the other Sidc'
II Is upon my soul!
$50 neyc am !, uEll | ulu here.
\nd you are standing h,
| care not whe.c the things may i've,
hut where the deuce am l."
they led him ~ IN ami'Il4uc,,
Although he did resist,
Aud nov in lIiddaG cell he cons
His tinislnls shoppins li>;
lie shrek, upon the midnight oiear,
\ul Oh the G1onddy air;
Three lisles acro's, two counter, h,,E,
Then mp and down the stair"
Oh, foolish men, take head OF this,
iieiole You so 10 shop,
And when ,on reach The outer door,
fear up your liSi and stop,
josh Wink p Baltimore American
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The True Southern Route.

The most comfortable and direct
route TO all points south and south
west is via the New Jersey Central.
only one change OF cars between
scranton and Charleston, Atlanta
jacksonville, st. Augustine. Ashvine,
New Orleans and all other prominent
points south.
Pullman service the entire route.
Only one change of cars to St. Louis,
Cincinnati. Louisville. etc.
Quaker City Express leaving Scran-
ton at 7.30 a. M, Wilkes Barre at 7.5g
"A. M. arrives at Philadelphia at l.
noon, Washington at $50 p. m. Through
solid vestibule train With Pullman Bur
fet Parlor Car. j. $. Swisher
W District Pass. Agent, Scranton.
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"Eben Holden"


'l!bcm Holden" adapted TO the stage h, Ed.
ward t. Rose and presented by company drawn
fiom the best resources OF thnrlcs FrOlmin's
army OF acto,s. will br presented at the tyccum.
tomorrow night (ChristmtS crc). Mr. Rose is
said To have been highly successful in transfer.
ing the cham %, the original "Ebcu Holden"
from the printed page to the living, mo.ing
lOim lie has taken tho love stoiv of the book
and where is there Il picilier romance and
made II the frame to set oil the attractive uuii.
ties OF the worthy "lnclc Eb." III tho begin.
ming of the play "Will Blower and 'itopc''
have Just passed from childhood into more active
scenes and realization Of their love ior each
other
These young people are impcr,onatcd by Earle
Ryder aud Lucille FlNcn. Tic distinguished
actor. T.. NJ. Holland has the principal part
bringing TO ii all the charm of his tine per.
Sonalty aud the ability Tor which he is noted.
Other members ot the company are William llat.
ris John Frederick Cook. Jay Wilson, j. IL.
bradbury, Lee liarinmi, Sidney Price. Richard
Ncsmith. Louis Payne. Lucille flaycn. Kat"
Denim Wilson, Kenyon Bishop. Annie Watson and
Marie DcrickScn. Seats are now on sale.
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Scranton Wholesale Market.

Corrected by u. G.. Dale, ., LaokawInna Ave J
f'loW-Best paicntS, pei barrel. si.nh.
BeJnS-Pcr bnshel, choiGc marrow, 500.
Butter-FreSli creamery, 2hc. ,'lre Creamery
"lc.; G,,iIy, 2aiac,
,heeSc-Full cream. lllaal2r
Lggs-Ncalhy, iac.; storage, fancy, lol.".
Green Pcas-per bushcl SliO
P"tatnrSpcr misnel. 81.
Nninns--prr hmshnl 81 10
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23

\ dastardly dynamite outrage was
perpetrated on North Main street. this
city Saturday morning about go
O'Clock. when some miscrcunt placed a
stick "t the high explosive at the front
entrance to the saloon of Peter Kash-
uba, u Lithuanian. Every window In
The front end of the building. which
is Il brick structure three stories high,
Was shattered. and several panes in
the houses on either side and directly
opposite We're broken. The detonation
was felt even in West iittSt0n. For
tunatcly the building was not blown
apart ana no persons injured. That the
damage was not greater was probably
due to the fact that the explosive.
which was set Oft with IL fuse. was
placed on the outer edge Of the stone
sill. Suspicion points to an irishmnu.
who was ordered out of the saloon Il
few days ago. \ warrant has been IS
sued for his arrest
Tile convention of the State Station
ary Fremen's association. which was
10 have been held here yesterday, failed
10 malcralzc, only half n dozen dele
gates putting in an appearance. This
Is interpreted to mean that the organ
ization has practically gone 10 pieces.
Ever since the failure of the trenenS s.
strike last summer the organization,
which was composed almost exclusive
ly of men employed about coal mines,
has been discussing the advisab bility of
,lisorganizating and becoming affiliated
with the United Mine Workers. This
will now in all probability. be the
course adopted by the members. al
though the organization has not for
mally taken such action.
"A child of, MIR. ana Mrs. John Hen
shall. of West Pittston. is sick with
diphtheria.
Patrick Sammon. an aged resident Of
Sebastopol, WAS found dead in bed Fri-
day morning
The strike og the school teachers OF
Pittston tow nship has been settled, and
the teachers have won. After several
conferences an agreement has been
reached which IS satisfactory 10 both
parties. The teachers will be paid one
monih;s salary immediately, will be
paid monthly hereafter. and will have
first chance" at the funds in the treas
ury for lhen back salaries The schools
viii reopen January u,
Wallace Nimmo is visiting his mother
acre, after u years absence IN Indian
Territory and Michigan.
Father McHale continues to admon-
sh his congregation on the evils of the
dance hall, the pugilistic ring and the
cooking mains, and his influence is be-
ing felt, especially by the management
of the numerous dances conducted here
each week.
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TUNKHANNOCk.
, scranton 'nihnnc.

Special 10 the Scranton nIGune,
Tunkhannock. Dec, 2..-Alr. and Mrs
John p, Brown left Saturday for sun,
bury. where they will spend Christmas
with MI and Mrs. Charles burgess, for
merly of this place.
Mrs. w d. Sampson, who has been
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
Dividend Notice.

nm TRNDEl,>' NNrIoN\l. EANK,
>'rmtoll. Pi.. Dee H. 1901
At thcir regular meet up to-day the directors
oi this bank added s2j,WD TO the rurplus, naE
Ing that fund noN Sl2i,wa ard harhlrd :. .,'mi.
annual dividend ol per o,u'. "Ir,r ~ an ,,rN d,
and payable JinrIlV /, 1902.
Checks win hr mailed and transfer hooks
closed until ntrr that date,
T. y. PkssMuRE Cashier
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
Solutions for Last Wesk'sPuzzles

Monday. Dee. lG-On" sooSr i, under III"
ing, and Acr cloak TOMS the other.
Tuesday. Dec. i7."Ny cake is d"uyh''
Hcduc,,I.y Dee l.--Ni Baha's ha,ul 'ui,u>
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
Miscellaneous.

jest TELL lIEii TiiNr lOl' SAW he hand-om,
ost line oi diamond rings in out store, W"
also carry tie largest stock oI loose stones in ;lr
city, and will mount them 10 ordO while ym
wait H. Schimph, 81 i.acl;awanna avenue,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-12-23
theatrical.
ToDAY's ATTRACTIONS.

ACADEMY --tihncy .loccr company. Might.
AR-.Winr, Women ard song company. Al.
telnUon aud ni2ht.
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Ia>,im. and the wifc i, IN front u the ,hc>..
Friday, Dec. 2O-rhc beard io,nis the hair
Of the girl, and the Gun forms the boy.
saturday. Dec. 2l-'l-ucLsy lies the head that
wrais a CROWN.
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Real Estate.
Money to Loan.

$siO0.0O1 TO LOAN--Lowcs, rates: straight or
monthly payments. Stalk Il Co.. Trllcr>'bids.
ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO LU\N--Quitk.
straight loan. OF Building and Loan. At
from to Il per cent. tali on \. '. Walker,
3li.3lj tonncll building.
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THE MARKETS
SATURDAYS STOCK QUOTATIONS

Tie following quotations are furnished The 'rrib
une by W. = Jordan Company, rooms 'OJ 100
Meais building. Scranton. Pa. Telephone, dUOS:
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Help Wanted-Male.


ANY PERSON who will distribute ciicnlar. Tor
~ daily should address STANDARD Co. Wells,
Chicago.
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Help Wanted-Male and Female.

WANTED-Gir! for general houscwork a, Dalton
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