New-York tribune., 1901-08-30
TALK OF THE DAY.

Edward Tuck OF Paris. has promised Rocking
ham County. y. H., for display in the Courthouse
in Exeter. portrait OF Amos Tuck his father
who was one OF the hrst Free Soil representatives
shiue in 1875. and was twice reelected. President
Lincoln made him naval officer OF the port Of Bos-
ton in 1861
Il did not know that you knew my wife"
"Oh. yes. very we'll"
Where did you meet?'
Never before; but one Of my servants lived at
your home two months "-(Fliegende Blatter.
An entertaining damage suit has recently been
decided in Abingdon. III. man there painted
picture OF rooster wearing stoveppe hat. and
labeled with the initials of an acquaintance. The
assrieved person sued for $4,000. The defendant
swore that the plaintiff had means OF support
and roasted at the home OF his parents. The Jury
awarded one cent 10 the plaintiff.
Prosress.-Mrs. wrencher-I suppose you have
Mrs obn g1es! GeS since your marriage
m now the That nrbnf snt at t all pr % to send John of
basket-tHarpers Bazaar.
According advices from KIel the new high
school there for the teaching Of shipbuiding and
construction OF machinery will be opened in l903'
writes the Berlin correspondent Of The London
Express" THE school will be wholly In the
hands OF the State but the cost will only in part
be borne by the State the OF KIeI contribut-
ing $4,000. There will be department for the
learning OF shipbuildirg each course lasting one
year. and another department for machinery the
OF instruction being divided into four quar-
Of the year. classes being held in the evenings
and Sundays for shpwrights. locksmiths and
smiths The Krupp Germania Wharf has already
promised much ESQ annually for the
ten years toward the expense"
81 don't see" he said 10 the police official why
you get out Of the way just at this time. Some OF
your enemies under investigation. and you
ought to be able TO tell lot concerning them"
True" answered the man who had taken to the
INVESTIGATORS viii connne their attention and their
questions TO what other people have done"'-(Chi-
cago Post
The Schoolmaster'' has discovered this alpha
betIcal advertisement in issue Of The London
Times in 1872: ITO widowers and single gentle
men-Wanted. by lady. situation 10 superintend
the household and preside at table. She Is Agree
able Becoming Careful Desirable. English.
Facetious Generous, Honest Industrious, Judi
cious Keen. Lively. Merry. Nstty, Obedient, Phil
osophic. Quiet. Regular. Sociable. Tasteful. Use
full Vivacious. Womanish Xantippish, Youthful,
Jealous etc. Address Y z, simmons's Library.
| Edgewars Road
| Her mastery effort had been received with ex-
treme favor by the other members Of the womans
'There can be no doubt" asserted of her ad-
rnirers. that you are entitled to the laurel
wreath rsRsated the budding dbl sS poet ord ot
! any roses?'-(Chicago Post.
|
IN its Confederate dead. II recently unveiled
with elaborate ceremonies.
DO you think the North Pole will ever be dis
covered?" asked the scientist:
II couldn't say, answered the capitalist Possi-
| bly a trust may some time be persuaded that
| there is money in it.'-CWashington Star.
''wil there be tunnel from Europe 10
| Africa? ?" inquiries The London Express. Then IT
answers itself thus: 1T seems hardly probable. and
yet a French engineer named Berlier has Just pro-
| 81 of Morocco
construction OF tunnel under the straits OF Gibral
| tar for the dual purpose OF establishing railway
connection between France and Algiers and of
bringing Morocco into closer connection with Euro
| pean civilization The tunnel would have to run
nearly twenty miles under ths sea. the entire length
of the undertaking being estimated at twenty-five
| miles. The total cost would be about Ca I45S0o
Nubbs-He went into the editors ONCE like
roaring lion and came out like postage stamp.
Bubbs-How was that?
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