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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
Brntn Food Nonsense.

Anotherridiculous food fad has been
branded by the most competent au-
thorities. They have dispelled the
silIy notion that one kind of food Is
needed for brain, another for muscles,
and still another for bones. A correct
diet will not only nourlsh a particular
mart, Of the body, but IL will sustain
every other part Of the body. Yet,
however good your food may be, its
nutriment is destroyed by indigestion
or dyspepsia. You must prepare for
their appearance or prevent their COM
ing by taking regular doses Of Green's
August Flower, the fayorite medicine
of the healthy millions. A few doses
aids digestion, stimulates the liver 70
healthy action, puritieS the blood, and
makes you feel bouyant and vigorous.
You can get DR.. G. G. Green's reliable
remedies at G. G. Stones. Get Green's
Special Almanac. l3-ly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

The city council of Auckland placed a
price on the head of every rat in the
city. and a grocers boy became n per-
feet Nimrod and slew about 80. AT the
risk or contracting the plague he car
rled his dead along. obtained the scalp
money and came back jubilant 10 his
master and told him how much be had
made. The master cast upon him an
eye Of Aberdeen gray, ana then re-
marked quietly. "Wecl. weel. yen just
pay the money 10 our cashier. for We
ken TIN rats is mine. not yours. sgd
neg Bulletin.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

Shell cau't make out how 1t is that
Mrs. Wise has fish for nearly every
meal. 1t can't be for economy's sake,
for she must be fairly well on.
He-She has large family OF IN
married daughters, you know.
She-Now, don't be nasty and say
something about girls and their brains.
That's so old.
He-oh. no. ! hadn't the slightest IN
tentlon of doing so!
She-wel. can't you tell me?
Hell don't know, I'm sure, unless
it's because fish are rich In phosphorus.
She-I don't see what that has to do
with 1t.
He-Perhaps not. but still it's good
for making matches.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
West Milford.
DELAYED.


Mrs. %. D. King and daughter, Miss
Slady, returned from Ohio last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. Smith. of Clarks-
burg, spent Sunday here at T. NJ.
Smiths.
Mr. and Mrs. b. w. Harmer were
here Sunday.
Mrs. Richard Manley and children,
Of Fairmont, are visiting at the home
Of Mr.. j. West. ~
Mr.. Fisher and family Of st.
Joe, Kansas, visited at the home Of
a, Ladwig last week. Nj
Rev. Queen, of Grafton, preached at
lthe NJ. p. church last Sunday.
Messrs. D. Thornsberry, Charles
hickman and Merriman Edwards
spent Sunday at Wheeling. "a =
= Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Lynch and Mr..
and Mrs. John CASTOR spent Sunday
at Good Hope 1t the home of w. Post.
Messrs. Hiram Post and EldIn Cor
bin we're calling on Milford friends
Sunday.
Bob shreve, Of Farnum, was here
)'Sunday.
Il Miss Mable Lee spent Thursday Of
last week at her home here.
Cecil Cunningham and family, If
Joburn's creek, spent Sunday at the
ONE OF Mr.. John Holmes.
Born, Monday Sept. lG to Mr.. and
Mrs. w. q. Burnside, son.
Married At the home Of the bride
Tuesday, Sept. IL, Mr.. r. 1. Smith
and Miss Mollie T. Ward. HILo.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
THE DAWSON Co,
A wonderful Invocation

They cure daudru1, hair falling,
headache, etc. yet cost The SAME rs
an ordinary comb. Dr.. Whites Elec-
trio Comb. The only patented COMB
In the world. People everywhere ~
has been introduced, are Wild with de-
ligit. You simply comb your mar
each day, and the comb does the rest.
This wonderful comb Is simply. un-
breakable and is made SO that II Is ao-
solutely impossible 20 break OF CUT the
dive Derfect satisfaction In every re-
spect. Send stamps for one. Ladies'
size soc. Gents Size CSC. Live men
and women wanted everywhere to In
troduce this article. Sells on sight.
AGENTS are wild with success. lSee
want column of this paper) Address
ID. n. RoSE, General Manager, Deca.
tur, Illinois. lI.iys
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
Double Trouble.

Two fearful It,i!e maids met
WHO leaked IS Lac As pi1S-
asked. ''Nhlt IS Tie trouble, dea5r
Thly auywcrgj. eve sSs tui@."
81, .crus to make you weep" said l.
"why. yes, and you would. too.
II sou were both st Us" sid they,
'ARd bo;h Of Is were you.
1--WE always have to dress alike.
And UE tie ears or stTtst
Some ally porous sase 20 say:
why, sou lrc igsa'. HoS sWeei'
AMI as to birthdays, we've but one
10 Madgc an Doly's two.
Would you uEs that ii you we're US
And both OF u wrre youi
it, very tryiRg when mamma
Can't tell u two apart.
You'd ,lInk by this time she'd have grown
To knoE Us both by htartl
But Ia Uur pictures even We
Aren't sure which twin is who.
Oh, how wc Wish that you were Us
And both Of us were you!"
st Nicholas.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
4 Pnrndnr.

During Harolds first day at the KIN
dergarten the room became cool, and
the teacher sent him to lnd out wheth-
er any heat was coming 10 ut the, regis
ter Yes, teacher" said Harold rs he
spread his tiny hands 10 the drait,
there's lots Of heat coming in. but lis
an cnllm
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
A Inn. orator.

William Jennings Bryan Lohnes OF
Springfield. o.. is only 4 years and 8
months old. yet he has established
quite a reputation as n speaker. and his
services are eagerly sought for in Sun
day school entertainments. When
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
Discerning NcIlIe.

Mamma" said 3.year-old Nellie. 4
can always tell when brother Johnny
has finished bis pudding"
why. dear. how can you tellf' ask
ed her mother.
There Isn't any loft on the plate"
was the reply.-Penny Pictorial
'F'or three days and nights suffer
ed agony untold from an attack Of
cholera morbus brought on by eating
cucumbers," SnysM ME. Luwther, clerk
Of the district court, Centeryille, Ia.
i thought l should surely die, and
tried dozen different medicines but
all to no purpose. l sent for a bottle
OF Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and three doses re-
lieyed me entirely This remedy Is
forsale by Geo. q. Stone. 4s-lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

only years old, the lad won honors
for his remarkable powers as m elocu-
Zionist and speaker. lie long since for
got 10 become frightened or embar-
raised, and when once he learns a piece
he very rarely forgets it-CincInnati
Enanirer.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
Fined for yuIgaritY.

p. II. Harris, colored, was in police
court Monday night charged with tir-
ing pistol aud using lulgar language
on the street last Saturday week ago
lie was fined $40 and sent 70 jail until
be paid it Tuesday morning.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
Food Chnnged 10 Poison.

PURIFYING food n the intestine
produces effects like those Of arsenic
but DR.. Kings New Life Pills expe
the poIsonS from clogged bowels, gent
ly, easily but surely, curing coustlpa
ton, billousness, sick headache, fevers
all liver. kidney and howell troubles
Only 25c at Frank G. BANDS. 3O-ly4.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04
BRIGHT'S
DISEASE
CURED.

Or. Hulttn's Kidney Tablets
have cured many cases Of early
Hrtght's Disease. The cases ars
On record.
Any one afflicted with any
form o. kidneyT bladder ailment
needs no better recommendation
Tor a remedy than that.
Or. HuIttn's Kidney Tablets
are made from the prescription
Of a practising physician, and
are Tor sale everywhere IN drug
stores.
Beware q sogn.srssl, prsp.ra.iCas; Ess -,
Prepared only BY
HOLrIH CHEMICAL CO. % Maiden Lana, n. Z
For sale by Wells & Haymaker drug
gists, Main street. 35-ly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

"Johustou'a sarsapariiia, Quart Bottles; as a
blood cleanser, aesh builder and health restoEer
Il has no eduni,f
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-04

Fl ssl ass 2s HlaaH. s s3s So So ~
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
CONSIDERING THE CREED.

The Presbyterian Revfsf On Commit
tee at work on n Statement.
The Presbyterian Greed Revision Com
mIttee held another session in the lee
ture room of the New York Avenue Pres
byterian Church this z1rol ming. All Of the
members of the committee with the ex-
ceptfon of ex-Presiaent benjamin Harri-
son and Daniel R. Noyes. We're present
As vas he case last December. the ses-
sions Of the committee are held behind
tightly closed doors
The work in hand is that OF preparing q
statement Of the desire of tie church at
large, as deducted from answ rs 10 onqui-
ries sent 10 the various Presbyteries CT
me country by the committee, previous to
its meeting IN this city in December. con
corning changes in the Westminster Con
fessiOn Of Faith. This statement S. TO be
presented to the General Assembly Of the
Presbyt erian Church at It's meeting IN
Philadelphia next May for its guidance n
The premises It is expected that The
assembly viii then take some definite &C
ton regarding revision
As far as could be ascertaiue8 the onIv
thing done by the committee this mora
ing was 10 discuss the details Of the forth
coming statement. While the committee
at its December meeting agreed that
changes IN the creed were desired by q
large majority Of the members Of The
church, there appears TO be doubt as 70
just what those chang should be, and
great care VIII be taken In the preparation
Of the statement 70 the general assembly.
The committee remained IL session U1-
Ill about l O'Clock and then adjourned to
meet . gain at O'Clock
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
DR.. S. c. BUsEY's FUNERAL.
Services TO Be Held at His Late Res.
ideEce Tomorrow.


ideEce Tomorrow.
Funeral services over the remains Of the
late Dr. s c Busey. who died early yes
te~day morning, viii be held at his late
residence. StI Sixteenth Street northwest.
tomorrow afternoon at O'Clock. The
services viii be conducted by the Rev
Teunis HamIin. D. D. pastor Of the
Church Of the Covenant. and interment
viii take place at Rock Greek Cemetery
The following viii serve as active pail
bearers: W Sinclair Bowen. NJ d;
Charles c. Marbury. N. D; William c
Woodward. N D, Larkin ". Glaze brook,
N. D.; William NJ. Sprigg. N. L.; T
Richie Stone. u D; John Van Rensselaer,.
NJ D: Arthur 4. Snyder. N. D. Honorary
paIlbearers viii be. Or. W ". johnston.
Dr. J. Ford Thompson. Dr.. 5 ). Adams.
$ " Woodward. General Sternberg, 9
D. WaIcott. and " B. Bryan
DR.. Busey was one Of the best know u
physicians of Washington. He was born
in Montgomery county, Nd, July % 1929
and after leaving the Rockville Academy
he graduated from the University CT
Pennsylvania and = once began the praC-
tice of his profession in this city Dr.
Busey was professor emeritus OF materia
medica and diseases OF infancy and chill
dren in the Georgetown Medical School
and one Of the founders Of The Children 5
and Garfield hospitals
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
PRISONER FATALLY WOUNDED.
Officers Desperate Fight With an
EEscnped NeGro in Nentucky.

Officers Desperate Fight With an
Escaped Negro in Kentucky.
GEORGETOWN. Ky. Feb ia des-
perate 6ghr took place here yesterday he
tween Chief of Police Lusby and Deputy
Vaughn and a negro named Newton Me-
son LusLy and MS assistant arrested
NeIsoH yesterday morning after sharp
conflict, in which the negro Was shot
in the foot. but during the day he broke
Ou1 Of The statioHhOuse and returned TO
his home. where he defied the officers
Lusby. who has killed four negroes on
similar raids. entered Nelson's house by
the front door. while Vaughn guarded the
rear The negro had darkened the room
and Tas hidden Re SpTanS upon LI,s5T
and picking him up- threw MIN across
rec-Lct stove, and attempted TO hold him
there The cries Of the officer brought
Vaughn into the room. and the negro mas
shot four times. once through the freast.
lie VIII de LUsby was secrecy burned
The ueGro was a large. powerful fellow
and Lusby Is small man Luzby and
his DEPUTIES have Killed seven negroes
during the past five years.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13

ultimate number Of course. being largely
dependent on the number Of Old officers
applying fer the retired list.
There remains the list Of colonies of the
line to be considered. They are just as
anxious to retire as brigadieF generals as
the latter are to go OUT as major generals
There are five colonels who are to retire
almost immediately from age They are
Arnold March 81: Ewers, April l.; Dag.
gett- June Il; AeGreEor. June IS. and
COmba, July IL Already there has been
official talk OF promoting and retiring
Daggett and Col John c. Gilmore. Of the
staff As before mentioned. officers OF
even lower grade nearing the retiring date
hope to fail in for some Of the brisadier
pIums before age sweeps them out Of the
current forever. That seine of these old
fellows viii be promoted and Immediately
retired is likely. Their appeal IS strength
eEed by the policy heretofore established
Arnold q graduate Of the Military ACad-
envy. has been q colonel ten years. Pre-
suEabiy action in his favor mast come
from the promotion of Wade or Merriam
70 the vacant major generaIship. ana that
TOO. within SIX weeks. Some OF the others
have more Ieeway but their Advancement
also IS dependent mainly on the same pro-
motion The impending changes in the
higher grades open the doOr for the pro
motion OF more than q dozen Junior cfE-
GERS TO be bTigadisTs. and even a greater
number If = few Of them are thus rail-
roaded on the retired list
The officers in sight for the highest
grade and empty tile or Commanding
General. as under the present policy he
really commands nothing bat his staff,
are Corbin Chaffee. and Macarthur, with
I a possibility Of Brooke and OTIS Follow
! ing them in seniority. the promotion Ct
: Macarthur Will inevitably fcrestaI Wade,
Ludlow, and all the others down 70 Wood.
as they all retire before MacArthur's date
! The President has the power TO appoint
I anybody up 10 the higher grades. but that
he viii appoint the senior to the very
highest is indicated TO some degree by
Miles promotion Wade'S only chance
now lies IL being jumped over Macarthur
a mos; unlikelr occurrence. Then Wood
would follow Macarthur with q long
lease OF power before him. his promotion
in turn shutting out Grant and Bell. Ciaf-
: fee apparently WIS put over Macarthur in
the recent promotions in order ti-at he
might reach the coveted honor OF the lieu
tenant generaIship. Both can now reach
that grade whereas if Macarthur had re
/ tanned the seniority Cbafee must have
been cut out, as he TeLires three ears
ahead of Macarthur. MaaArthur's e. ent-
Gal promotion is only DELAYED about two
years by Chafee's elevation, and ay this
ID arrangement both these comparatively
young and able generals may now arrive
( at the top if they live.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
THEY LEFT,
,-amoosrd. cIenred ONT. and omit.


Ny first suspicion that csTee vas
slowly killing ne came from reading in
he newspaper the experience Of q per
son suffering from the poison cCnta ned
IN cCfTee ard how he had teen relieved by
leaving of coffee and taking Pcs um Fool
Coffee.
mad for long time suffered from
palpiJatioH Of The heart. indigestion. bill
Iouauess. and intense headaches and reu-
raIgla-
II I did leave OF coffee for one hour
beyond The usual time in the morning. l
had the NEST eXcruciating headache for
the rest OF the day but / made the change
from coffee to Postum without the slight
est Inconvenience. by first having the
Postum prepared with little coffee
mixed in il. then the next day little less
and the next day a little less. until in less
than a month / was having the Postum
simon Pure. and the cook got so she could
make it so strong and delicious that ] en-
joyed my Postum better than l had ever
enjoyed the old-fashioned coffee thar had
been undermining my health and render
ing life a burden.
One by one, and day by day, all the old
symptoms disappeared. feeling of
tranquil strength and even temper re-
placed the former unnatural conditions
Sleep WAS complete aud restfuL
The change Was so complete and radical
that I could not doubt the cause, which
lay simply in the Withdrawal Of the
poison. and the addition to my diet Of 2
nourishing. healthgiying. liquid food. Pos
tum-
/ can give the names Of many persons
who have been benefited by the change
from coffee 10 Postum, and an never tired
Of making converts.
How many times we hear people com
plain of this and shat obscure symptom of
disease and wonder WhaL can be the mat
ter with them In nine cases out Of ten
il is due 10 nothing in the world but coffee
poisoning. ! am sure if all those who
have ails of one kind or another. serfous
or triiiug. would Try the experiment that
did. there would result an enormous az
Sregate OF Improvement in health. and
coffee would take its proper place among
the other poisons.
Il is well for people TO know that cooks
who first undertake 10 make Postum boil
j too little and therefore do not extract
the favor and food value It is delicious
if prepared according TO directions tand
that Is easy.
This letter is from the cashier OF one
OF the largest insurance companies n the
world, who requests that his name be
withheld from print: given to enquirers
by the Postum Cereal Co. Ltd, at Battle
Greek, Mich.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
MR.. GRIPS INJURIES.
The Minister Jnn3Ic 40 appear in
Court Against Iineisiaa Fowler

Nr. A Grip. the Minister fTem Norway
and Sweden. al whose instance Samuel r.
Fowler a lineman in the employ OF ;he
Chesapeake ana Potomac Telephone c n
pany. was arrested yesterday on d charge
Of assault was unable 20 appear in Pc
lice Court this morning The ease was
continued indefinitely 20 await the Re
coveTy of Mr. Grip.
Fowler was at the top Ct a telegEons
pole. engaged in stringInE wires On Mae
teenth Street. near Columbia Read. yes
terday afternoon when Ar. Grip rode hg
on Lis bicycle Mr. Grip started 10 ride
over a wire. one end CT which was on
the ground and the other attached 70 a
cross arm on the pole On which Fowler
was working Fowler saw him coming
and claims that he endeavOred TO raise
the wire for the minister TO pass under.
The result was that Mr. Grip rode against
the wire and sustained painful injury
to the bridge of his nose and face
To CURE THE GRIP IN TWO DAYS
Laxative Bromo- Quinine removes the cause.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13

that the agltatCr lives half century
ahead Of his time. Re bIazes the path
through the forest, he clears the grGrEnd,
he s0ws the seed. The statesman comes
on at a later period with the multitude
AMI sees that the harvest IS gaTnered.
The agitator is a John the Baptist in the
wilderness
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
DIED.

BOWEN On "Wednesday February =. 1901 ct
the residence of MS sister. Annie e. frost, I2lS
T ct nv, PAUL T. BOWEN.
Notice OF funeral hereafter Ell
HAMNOND-On Tuesday morning, February Ia
NOND
Funeral services THURSDAY. 10 am. from his
late residence 2llI PeHri>y iy4Ei Avenue. Friends
invited. mI5-2
PIERCE-On Tuesday. February r. 1862. at /
a. IN, MIRANDA PIERCE, beloved wife Of p J.
Pierce. IN the sixty-tirSr year OF her age
Funeral from residence 80 Stuebeu Street
northwest. on Thursday February Il, D. IL
Friends respectfully invited 10 attend nj
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
TWENTY NEW GENERALS
One Of the Results OF the Army
Reorganization Bill.
TIE President May Have "a Score or
More Appointments to 5Iale W itti-
Colonies Who Are Anxious to
Reach the Rank of BriEHdier.

The list OF new generals in the reor-
ganized army happens to be 50 arranged
in relation to the old officers that ~ the
next eighteen months the President may
have the naming of as many as twenty
more generals. The corps Of general OIL
GERS consists OF a lieutenant general. six
major generals, and fifteen brtgadter gen
erals of the line. and eleven brisadier
generals OF the stan corps. one of whom.
Adjutant General Corbin, by special en-
actment, has been made q major general
Under the old law, in addition to General
Miles. there were TWO other major gen
erals. Brooke and Otis, and five brigadier
generals, Wade, Merriam. Young, MacAr-
thur, and Ludlow, with one vacancy
caused by the recent retirement Of Briga-
der General Freeman. Under the rev
law. and according to the dates OF the
nominations made by the President. the
generals OF the line in order OF seniority
will stand as follows:
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
'.Hechts' Greater Stores,
513-515 Seventh Street.

This Is the store where Jour
promise to pay buys as much and for
as little as cash and which returns
you your money when purchases are
not satisfactory.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.

SPANISH WAR GUARD WILL ELECT
officers tonight in Schmidt's hall, 516
Ninth Street Il
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-02-13

WE Buy JNDINIDED INTERESTS n
Real Estate and Perfect Titles
Parties who failed to pay 1898 taxes, and
whose property was sold. can protect them
from maturing to a deed and loss Of prop
erty by calling a. the Office of WASHING
TON LAW & CLAIMS co, Room 7, AZ
Louisiana Avenue northwest, city.
uolS-tf en-