The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-03-07
Howell's Discovery.

There was . glad Young light 10 the eye
OF Howell Van Rensselaer, Gibbon ss b.
stslked inte the room, tenderly cluscbipl
= small, pink paper covered book.
Look outl he cried, I'm . daugeroul
msul I'm primed with issciustions oles
TO the limit, aud I've only to look once o.
you girls TO make you erovel OF my feet
At last l hsv found out how these Wi
lie boss who have three din er invitations
every night and wto uss crested. scented
notes twisted up to light their cigarettes
mapsee i'll They're going 10 unload pop
ularity st my front door from = MOVING
van ss soon ss bsgiDl
The young persons who sat With drop
ped jaws said: Whyf
Howell sat down and opened the pink
book. The name OF this valuable brochure
be said, is The Art OF Being Popular With
the Lsdies.' l picked IL up OF chesp
book stand. The anonymous Samaritan
who wrote it simply shovels out wisdom
like millionaire distributing nickels. H.
tells in various succipct chapters: How
to court 10 quiet. domestioated youDP
lady, how to make love tos proud younp
lady, . poeticsl or sentimental girl, how
to spark bsshfnl girl; how TO WOO 90 heir
ess; how to make love TO . literary youns
lady. religious young lady, how to win
an actress. aud how to cours widow. i
you run sssinst sny other kind OF girl
you have to take your chsnces or work
your imagination. Next time l meet opt
these hsughty crestures who gives you
pnenmonis With q single glance sbsll
remember page 26 and stsrt in to capture
her.
The sutbor ssys 10 regard TO making
love to proud Dung lady. Girls Of this
description are sometimes exces ingly dii
fsnl, to get hold Of on account Of the psr
row system OF training they have beer
subj cted to. Family pride has throw
barriers around them Begin the courtips
OF snch . girl With the determination not
to be discouraged or rebufled, and whs'
ever may take place. determined perseve'
apoe will usually crown your efforts viii |
success, L,ok st the discreetness OF tbs
phrase. 'whstsver msy lake plsce. IT.
so much more tsctful than saying, IL her
father kicks you out,
The suthor continues: 10 giving pres |
erts let them be Of ss great vslue % poss
Bile, they will generally be fsvorsbIy is
ceived. Before popping the question b.
sure tbst she hvors your suit. Approach
lbe matter 10 an indirect manner
When be tells how TO make love TO
literary girl the snthcr admits you ere
np sgsius. it. Also he ievesls the bid
sous deprsvity Of ths feminine heart ever
for H.ttery. He says: 1t is not
,veYy msn who can do this. end be shoul0
,ot sitempt it nnless be bss . decided
lsste for literature and intellectual pur
Iuits 10 preference 10 domestic or home
10 pjoyments.
To the true literary lady the duties oi
vile, 10 relating TO the management oi
! house. rearing fsmiiy. etc., sre decid
'diy repugDsnt. Bne siil expect jon TO
,e sequsinted With sli To, new books -
hey sppesr. especIslly works Of fiction
nd poetry. Admire the proc uctiop Of her
'~n psn. Generally you cspros pat too
inch H,ttsry 90 thrse mslters. Author
sses are nsuslly txcsedipsiy vain 90 mat
ere Of their osn composition. II neces
sry yon msy use yonr Ii fnsoce 10 getting
Ier productions 10 print, snd the best
700 csn make ber is to at print
d ia handsome style POEM OF her osp
omposi.iou. i
its sheu he tells boz tc court . senii
ieDtsl girl ihs, the soihor turns on tbs
,Ieiom light sud the orchestss times mp
)oeso't t1is sisit yonr heart bes,iDsf LIE
e.: young man who s.ts bic heart % /,
girl OF tits class mae. live much op the
ibsresL To N och sb, o. bed 10 mun3sbs
, .,,srs vili prove diss.irons 10 oil your
splrsiiors 10 that direction. Yoa NUT I
q thoroughly vsred 10 The poetry Of life. /
. that 10 your ini;istory sddressss 70 bsr I