The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13
''N' 9ang's 8usted''
Ae Colonel Sells ton
Romans FELL Out Dith
Ills partners and Dkat
Same Of It. &c - &c

) OQMe OF ~. - - -
G-oo-o--~~
Mike and kuhl had their heads to-
gether and we're whispering earnestly
the other day when the Colonel came
up. The Colonel does not like to be
left out of a conversation and he
thought he knew what they were talk
ing about. Mikes eyes were blazing
with excitement and he looked more
like Chinese mandarin than ever, and
Kuhl was swallowing his Adam apple
at the rate of twenty strokes per min
ute.
"Ut's troo." said the Colonel, 9TH
gangs he'd row, the Big Tree s
busted. Theys'e busted I'm tellin' yez.
They WIZ thickern feas las mont but
theyse busted now. T'is sorra daay
fir tn GRAND dimocrisy av tn county.
1t COON about this wise: Romans he
wanted t. go t. the Sinate. T'wuz all
right Caswell he seen all sorts Nv
puliticul matter in ut, charged ut
,regler rates. Bullock he saw t'wud be
blam good thing t. be runnin' mate
as Riprisintituv, an let Roomans pay
TIL freight. T'wuz a great daay FIR
tn gang, that. They wuz rejoisin' an
hurooin', an Roomans he wrut letter
aSciprin TIL nommyashun ez 1.-The frind
Nv TIL pepul
But t'wuz thin tn s'rpint entered
an Roomans got mkt t. tn other vans.
ut bruk troo uz mitey int'lect tibet
Bullock wuZ wurkin' i'm an tibet Cas-
we'll wuz afther i'm FIR tn coin an thin
dom whut Bullock tolt i'm. TIL frind
av tn pepul WIZ warrum, tn racint
hot spill wuz nothin loike ut. Utwint
up about wan hunderd d'greres on
broadway en- about tree minuts. Yez
cud hev billed an egg hard undher tn
frey glance av i'm He wint t. Cas-
we'll, an he SEE, seq he, Hoo med yez?:'
seq he. Hoo duz We b'long tu?' sez he.
Whose man are yez annyhow?' he sez.
Didn't l osung yez here, We ongrrate-
full doophunny yez?' seq he.' 'Havn't /
furnished yez wild brains an spondu
icks?' he SEE, AN now yez lis'nen t.
bullock, seq he, an plannin' FIR me
i spind tn coin,' he seq, 'wiles Bullock
rides troo on me coat-tails, SEE he. AN
We latin in y'r sleeve he seq, An
thin he lef Caswell an whit into Bull
locks Shawn parlurs an thin he seen
Bullock an he whit FIR i'm good an
plinty. DIN onto yez,' seq he, ven
wnk me no longer, he SEE. 'Ye,re no
runnin' mate av mine, SEE he: Ol dom
want yez, he seq; 'Ye're too thrifty
SEE he. AN tibet unpopular, he seq: tibet
t'wud tex six wheel Mogul t. pull "
troo, he SEE: IT'S long John CAREY DILL
hev, Dim not wantin' t. run FIR tn Sim
ate f'r fun, SEE he; sUt's Dein lected
DIM afther, an twill be harrud enuff
widout yez hangin onto me, SEE he"
An thets TIL way ut happened an
Romans uz stillrunning' an Caswell's
a rubbln av uz sore spots an a pitchin'
inlo Myrzz t. eeze w feelins, an Bull
lock a suckin w thum an watchin' TIL
new house what tn farmers av TIL
county are Il buildin' FIR i'm ez toxin
NV Their esteem-an' inthrust
TITS harrud place tn paarrty ez
in tn year, anyways" continued the
Colonel. 'Ef ut 'clares FIR silver theirs
no hope av tn Germins, an eff ut don,
theirs no hope av TIL Pops, TVS t'wixt
TIL Divil an tn dape say we are an no
mistake. TIL party shud fall back on
tn two grand an glorgus principals
av Dimmocrisy, 'Raforrum and Abuse.
T'is enutf t. max good platf'rm amy
daay.. T'wud be nice platf'rm loike
this:
F'irrst--We points wild pride t. TIL
ricord av tn paarty. Tho tn less we
SEE about ut tn betther.
| Second-We are i'r Raforrum wild a
big r. Amy ould raforrum wull dc
an iviry dimmicrat can chuse uz own.
| Ut shud be broad an swapin' loike SOS
to ketch EN- comm or a goin'.
Thirrud- Natshnul isshues: Mark
Hanna's an octopus an Thrust, an 8
win'-bag, an money bag, an a varus
other name things, an we'se agair
i'm.
Forruth State Isshues. Shaw S q
blatherskite and Cummin s no eintil
man. TIL ould rapublicun masheer
wuz FIR tn r'lrodes an twuz busted by
tn new masheen ez wuz FIR tn r'lrodes
b'cuz ut wuz FIR 'lrodes, an tn r'lrodes
ez on top anyways an we'se again EN-
Fifth-County Isshues. Pitch into
Myrzz he en- stan FIR ut an he's {
swipin' tn gang.
/ T'is jooel av a Platf'rm t'would be
an dimmycratuc firm tn groun' up
"T's phunny now" continued thu
Colonel, Show TIL gang is again
George Myrzz, wan time ut WI.
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