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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

THE forbidden city has been trans
ferred to the Chinese, foreign troops
having evacuated the place, which
now however, has the odor of ciziliza-
ton and less of the stencil of barharism
and superstition.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

THE convention of the State Butter
and Cheese Makers association will be
held in st. Cloud in November. The
St. Cloud press will no doubt put it's
"prints" on exhibition.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

WITH the Gar mingling with the
French on their native heath and the
Duke and Duchess of York visiting
their Canadian cousins, it would ap-
pear that ''peace on earth and good
will toward men, is not all dead
1attar
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

CHARLES A. TOWNE will be given a
farewell banquet at Duluth Oct. 13.
Bryan, Lind and a number of lesser
lights, will attend to bid Charlie God
speed to the land of "plutocracy'' and
monopoly" 1t will be a ''gushing"
affair
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

THE nation again takes up it's work
after its shock of sorrow. It has paid
its late chieftain an undying honor,
and now turns to its new commander
in whom it has every confidence.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

CZOLGOSZ, was tried this week for
the assassination of the president and
found guilty in a very few minutes,-
just long enough for the jury to retire
and return. He will be sentenced this
week and electrocuted in as brief a
time as the law will allow.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

1T is said that President Roosevelt
is in favor of establishing an executive
: department of commerce. and the sug-
gestion will be made to congress.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

EBERT BEDE has assumed control
of the Sandstone Courier. Ebert is
the son of "Jadam' and in some ways
resembles the Snake singer of the
Pima
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

The great international yacht race
comes off to-day. It will be a great
contest, and whichever boat wins it
will be glorious victory.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

''AMERICA" and NEARER, My God,
to Thee" will set the most sordid soul
on fire with emotion and devotion.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

The one thousandth anniversary of
King Alfred the Great, was celebrated
in London last week. A long time to
live in history and the hearts of men.
But, then, Alfred was good as we'll as
great
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

. HOLLANDS budget shows deficit
of 100000 guiders the past year. It
cannot be that the Dutch finances are
guided Alright.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26
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EVANS SUCCESSOR.

For the moment the attention of the
office seekers is transferred from the
governor to our two United States
senators. The United States district
attorneyship, made vacant by the
death of Robert G. Evans, is the prize
that is hung up. Mr. Evans wore a
large sized hat, likewise shoes, and
Senators Nelson and Clapp ought to be
careful that none of the boys are pad
ding any in the attempt to fully occupy
Mr.. Evans place. Ortonville Herald
Star. "
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

LET US hope that the death knell of
''yellow journalism" has been sounded.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

- THE St. Paul Globe says ''tubers will
drop" Yes, into the potato bins.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26
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STRIKE LOSS.

STRIKE LOSS.
Because 5000 men wanted to dictate
to the steel trust concerning question
of management-the men being salts
fed with their wages-some 10000
other men were thrown out OF work
for over two months at wage loss of
over S10,OO0,OO0, and the corporation
lost $751;, 100000 worth of business.
And all this loss utterly without justi-
fication.- Minneapolis Journal.
+ !.
INDIANS LOVE FOR BISHOP WHJPPLE.
Delegations of Sioux and Chippewa
Indians attended the funeral of the
late Bishop Whipple. The red men,
by this touching expression of their
love and gratitude for one whose labor
among them was unselfish and fruitful
OF best results, give the lie to the bru-
tai, testing sentiment that there is no
good Indian but a dead one. The life
he led before them was an exemplifica-
ton which, unfortunately, is rarely
paralleled in the lives of protesting
christians, who have come under the
Indians observation. The tears of the
Indian and pale face mingle over the
bier of one who Flowed his neighbor as
HIMSELF and made no race distinctions
in his sanity charity. News
Tribune.
NEW ERA IN LABOR WORLD.
With labor organizations amenable
to the law, courts of arbitration will be
able to settle all difficulties between
employer and employe, rendering
strikes unnecessary. Shafer may be
the unconscious prophet of a new era
in the labor world.-St. Paul Globe.
THE BRITON AND BOER.
The plain truth of it is that the stu
alton IN South Africa is almost exactly
parallel to that which existed in Cuba
prior to the declaration of war by the
United States. It is worse than that
by as much as the Beers are a people
higher in the scale of civilization than
the Cubans. The war has become one
of determination. The stubborn Brit
ish anger. that rises to frenzy when
confronted with unyielding opposition,
has effaced all the better qualities of
the. people. They are perfectly ready
now to sanction any measures, however
brutal, any reprisals, however infa-
nous, that will end the sight of quar-
ter of a million of British soldiers kept
in the field to restrain an insignificant
and elusive foe.z It is no longer war, it
is the hunting to death of few men,
women and children whose great Of
Tense has always been that they pre-
ferred independence to British rule:
Red Wing Republican.
Albert Davis and family moved into
w. a.. Davis residence last Thursday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26

Albert Davis and family moved into
w. A. Davis residence last Thursday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26
HANNA AS A LITTLE CHILD.

-<..s-e HANNA AS A LITTLE CHILD. stt -.
In the light of Senator Hanna's grief
at the bedside Of the dying president
and in the echo of his impassi9ned ut
terance as his life long friend was torn
from him by the ruthless hand of
death, the world will hold a new esti-
mate of Marcus A. Hanna. No man
who could be so true a friend and so
stricken a mourner could have a heart
within him that was not more than
half good. Mr.. Hanna may be over
bearing and masterful in his way, but
at the death bed of the martyr his
heart broke, and he became as child.
st. Peter Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-09-26
senting just 1854 worth Of furniture.
st. Paul Dispatch.

I4545t - Z. 4. lGl.1 z|EIE--
ONE OF GREATEST EPOCHAL PERIODS.
Future generations will undoubtedly
look back to President McKinley's adj
ministration as one of the greatest
pochalperiods in the development Of
the United States. 4 Already we are
beginning to realize the vastness of
the field opened to US by his work; and
this revelation will widen as the years
go by.-Litchfeld Review. .~:rz~
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
WHY HE DID NOT PLEASE.

From the Louisville Times: About
the greenest apple on the bough is the
young fellow whose fond mamma is
trying to introduce him into society.
He is as awkward as bear, all hands
and feet, and when sent to call on a
girl he glares around her parlor for
some means of escape, and looks like
he was sitting on a porcupine.
One of these young fellows paid a
party call on beautiful girl in So
ciety."
Had a mighty pretty party. Miss
Bee" he said.
Thank you," was the reply, II am
glad you were pleased"
1T was a real handsome party"
Again the hostess smiled affably.
ma said she heard it was a splendid
party"
Now. I tell you what, Miss Bee," he
continued, irrelevantly, don't you
know, when call on girl don't care
whether she's pretty or not. No; just
call anyhow. l don't care If she's as
ugly as SIM"
Had the hostess been homely she
would have slain him for that, unless
she possessed a sense of humor. AS 1t
was she put her fan before her face,
and history has never stated whether
the conversation and visit ended there
or not.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
HAMMOCK MEMORIES.

1t was this way. Brown, putting it
plainly, is fat. Some of his friends
with cannibalistic imaginations say
that he is fat enough to butcher. But
let that pass. He is fat, and the other
night, shirt open at the collar, damp
hair spread at will, and fan going like
q pendulum of grandfather's clock,
he served notice that he was going to
stretch a hammock in the back yard
and sleep there. Mrs. Brown made the
foolish suggestions of burglars, Group,
and neuralgia, but he was fixed in his
purpose.
Brown is the best and most reliable
sleeper in town. The storm came with
its deluge. The swaying hollyhocks
banged him in the face, and the swing
ing branches of the big maple tried to
bat him out of the hammock. But
they only rocked him, and the rain
cooled him. His visions were charm
until he dreamed that he was Cadillac
standing at the Prov of his bateau and
going for the foot of Randolph street
as though pursued by a sea serpent
of the New York yellow journal breed.
All would have gone well, as a
nightmare, but he sprang to his feet
with valiant shout, waved an i'm
aginary sword pitched about like a
dugout in maelstrom, went over
board head first, and came down hard
on sidewalk.
Brown is all right unless complica-
tons set in, but one side of his scalp
is trying to grow on again, his left
ear flops, he has an arm in sling.
and there is towel over one eye. The
moral he draws is that once in 200
years is great plenty.-Detroit Free
Press
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
LESSON IN JOURNALISM.

Professor of Journalism-"Mr
Spinks, what would you do If man
fell down in front of the Office and
studied his toe?"
Mr.. Spinks-"I should think the cir
cumstances too trivial to be noted"
Professor-"Mr. Spinks, there you
would be wrong. In old times, say ten
years ago, your course would have
been eminently proper, but the larger
journalism of today demands larger
methods. In the circumstances men
toned your first duty would be to
write half column on the humorous
possibilities of the laws Of gravita-
ton. Next, column on the different
methods of laying sidewalks, with a
glance at the brick industry; then half
a column of the history of that par
ticular street, and, finally, reference
to the enterprise of your own paper,
with quotations from applauding read
ers. And, by the way, Mr.. Spinks, you
might find out the mans name. To-
morrow the class will present 1000
word account of dog fight in the
street, including a 2,000-word consid-
Grafton of the dog in human sociology
from the earliest times. Boston
Transcript.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Mahasha Hears Good News.

Wabasha, Mimi, August 10th: =
George Huber of this town suffered
from Kidney Trouble and Back-Ache.
He was very bad Dodd's Kidney Pills,
q new remedy, has cured him complete
ly. He is now quite we'll and able to
work. He says Dodds Kidney Pills are
worth their weight in gold.
News comes to hand almost every
day of wonderful cures by Dodd's Kid
ney Pills, which, although but recently
introduced in this country, has already
made many warm friends by its splen-
did results in the most serious cases of
Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy,
Rheumatism, and Back-Ache.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
EXPECTING MORE COMPANY.

An Irish servant girl of recent i'm
portation was preparing the ice cream
tea and cakes for Brooklyn evening
party when her employer remarked to
her daughter jocularly. apropos of the
heat:
I'm afraid those mosquitoes will
come in tonight over the back fence. u
Going downstairs to the kitchen Ia
ter she was surprised to find several
gallons of tea more than she needed
already made.
you've made too much tea, Norah.'
she said. II told you the big kettle
full would be quite enough"
Sure, that's so, ma'am," replied the
girl, but that was before you said
anything about the other gists."
What other guests?" inquired tho
hostess in establishment.
why, the Mosquitoes, ma'am, you
said were comm over the back fince."-
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

The Naval Museum in Paris has re-
ceived the tent used by the Dowager
Empress Of China on her journey to
Tong Ling. II was presented by the
Mandarin of Ki-Chau last November to
Colonel Laurent Cherlonchon. who was
engaged in operations near the east
ern imperial tombs. The tent Is OF
yellow silk, embroidered with god
and silver. and adorned with dragons.
suns, and other emblems.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

In this country, December, January
and February are called the winter
months. In no country is March con-
sidered winter month; we think that
November, December and January are
or used to be the winter months in
England.-New York Sun.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Judicial Consolation.

A man who had been convicted Of
stealing a small amount was brought
into court for sentence. He looked
very sad and hopeless and the court
was much moved by his contrite ap-
pearance.
Have you ever been sentenced to
imprisonment" the Judge asked.
Never! Never!" exclaimed the
prisoner, bursting into tears.
Don't cry, don't cry" said tho
judge, consolingly; you are going to
be now."-Chicago News.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they cannon
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is a
cure il YOU must take internal remedies. Halls
fatarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine
r. was prescribed by one OF the best physicians
in this country for years, and is a regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination Of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials free
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, ~
Sold by druggists, >price 75c..
Hall S Family Pills are the best
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Railroad Managers Pension.

J. A. Fillmore, who has resigned the
position Of manager of the Pacific sys-
tenn of the Southern Pacific railway
after almost a lifetime of meritorious
service, will be paid $1,000 a month by
the company till the end Of the year,
and a pension Of $500 a month there
after as long as lie lives.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
PUNISHED,

From the Buffalo Courier: He was a
great musician. He came to the EXPO
sition to battle his soul in harmony,
but heat overcame his Judgment and
he washed his parched throat with
stimulants to excess. He couldn't car
ry the load. A policeman found him
and the next morning he faced the sun
rise justice.
Musician. eh?" said the court. "Mu-
stefan and gentleman, but beastly
drunk. Well, sir, I'm going to make
an example of you. The usual penalty
for this offense is ten days in Jail, but
in your case it will be ten days in a
bally-hoo band on the Midway"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
10 to 10 or a Chang. of Ratio.

To purchasers of starch. Heretofore
they have been paying 10 cents for II
ounces of even much inferior goods to
that turned out in Nebraska and
known as Defiance starch. Now, how
ever, the up-to-date housewife who has
an eye to money saving, insists that
her grocer shall give her Defiance. 1t
costs less and goes farther than any
other starch made. At your grocer's.
Made by Magnetic Starch Co., Omaha,
Neb.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

Hugh Douglass Wise, who has been
made a captain in the Ninth Regiment,
United States Infantry. is the young
officer who carried his camera up the
hill at San Juan and rendered import
ant service in photographing the posi-
ton of the enemy. Captain Wise was
graduated from West Point in 1894.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

A chocolate cake covered with white
mice is sure to be hailed with appreci-
alton by the youngsters at child's
party. A layer cake with chocolate
icing should be used. The mice are
made of marshmallows. pinched into
shape and finished with white icing
for tails and chocolate dots for eyes.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23


Mrs. E. A. Crozier. Senior Vice Presl-
dent of the James Morgan Post, w. R.
c., the largest corps in Minnesota,
writes from THE Landour," 9th and
Nicollet, Minneapolis, Mimi, as follows:
"Piease accept hearty thanks on
behalf of Peruna, that wonderful med
fCine which raised me from q sick bed
and made strong and we'll woman of
me In two weeks. suffered with
bearing down pains, backache and con-
dnuaI headache, and found no relief
until tried Peruna. Ii cured me COM
pIefe!y, and ! feel as young and we'll
as when rs. ! wish every woman
knew the merits of the medicine, and
no home would be without II. Mrs.
e. A. Cr0zier.
Mrs. VIM. Henderson, Bordulac, N.
c., writes
II was troubled with very serious
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Trolley cars Garry Parcels.

Ten trolley cars for carrying par
cells are now run by the Metropolitan
company over the streets of New
York. The trolley express service is
expected to revolutionize parcel col
lection and delivery in the city.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
A IA sa~ PHILOSOPHER.

A true philosopher has been discov-
cred among the gang Of harvesters in
Rice county. One man returning to
camp at night full Of beer threw pail
of water over tired sleeper. You're
a fool" the sleeper said, and let it 60
at that-Topeka (Kan.) Capital.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

A careful estimate of the peach crop
in the Maryland and Delaware PENN
sula places the number of baskets Of
the fruit at 100000. That is 1000, 900
fewer than the estimate of last years
and means a higher price for peaches.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
million. Spent for Fam,n. sufferers

The India balance sheet recently
made up by the British government
shows that the amount spent last year
in the relief of sufferers by the famine
was $91,950,0OO. 1t was expended
chiefly in the relief camps and in the
hospitals, and the money was largely
subscribed in the United States.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Mancagni Wears bracelets.

Mascagni is one Of the men who
wears bracelets, and they are not con-
fined to his arms. but ornament his
ankles as we'll. The creator OF Cav
alleria Rusticana" is said TO be pas
sionately fond Of jewelry and numbers
many splendid and valuable rings
given to him as well as bought by his
own money, among his personal eff
fects.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

Besides about 100000 cycles, there
are no fewer than 5000 motor cars in
use in France at present There are
1.436 in the Seine department, and the
rest are scattered about the country.
The figures show an increase of Al per
cent in twelve months.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Ths Chlnese EncxolopedIs.

The University Library of Berlin
possesses a complete set of the Chinese
encyclopedia "Hoa-i-i-Yu," Of which
even the Chinese Imperial library has
only q few volumes.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

Parties having money to invest in
a manufacturing business that will pay
them Is per cent or better in annual
dividends, for full particulars address,
A. ]. BURNS, 933 Broadway, Kansas
City, Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
Fir.t Cultivation of Potatoes.

The first potatoes were cultivated in
the Andes, somewhere between San
Diego, Chile, and Lima, Peru. Pota-
toes still grow wild in the mountain
districts of South America.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.
The AUGUST Swcetheart-Still Able to be
About, or Rural Tragedy Illustrated
Expecting More Company Little
Laughlets.
MID-AUGUST.

MID-AUGUST.
August, Sweetheart OF the sun.
Summer work is nearly done.
While the idle days are going
List thy ardent lovers wooinG.
Now the year is in its prime
Take thy brief vacation time.
Stubbly fields are brown and yellow,
Pippins ripe are growing mellow.
Ranks on ranks of shining corn,
Jeweled by the dew of morn,
Whisper in the evening airs
Like legion saying prayers.
Farmer boys on loaded wains,
Harvest moons on gathered grains;
Tender hearts bit forlOrner,
Summers turned another corner!
e. c. Tompkins in Frank Leslie's
Popular Monthly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
LITTLE LAUGHLETS.


First Cannibal-"M'm-wh a good
man that missionary was!"
Second Cannibal-"Mm! Yes-as
good as pie. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

FITS Permsn ently Cured. hts aftef
nrst days use of DR.. Klines Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
LIZ. r. II. KLINE, Ltd s3i Arch St., fhiadelphia, Pa
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

Clear white clothes are sign that the
housekeeper uses Red cross Ban Blue
Large or. package, cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23
STILL ABLE TO BE ABOUT.

Boys-Yes, sir, these is later bugs
what dad made us pick, an we got to
burn 'em up.
Brainy Bowers-Well, you needn't
bother to do dat, cause I'll do it fur
you. Leave 'em wit me. Tanks.
Good-by.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

thirty bushels to the acre Prices Tor farm
help will be excellent. Splendid Ranching
Lands adjoining the Wheat Belt.
Excursions will he run from all points in
the United S ates to the Free Grant Lands.
Secure home at once, and If you wish to
purchase at prevailing prices, and secure
the advantage of the low rates, apply for
literature, rates, etc, to f. PEDLEY,
Superintendent immigration, Ottawa, Can
ada. or to j. S. Crawford Canadian Gov
eminent Agent, ia w. Ninth ST., Kans as
City, Mo.
When visiting Buffalo, do not fail to see
the Canadian Exhibit at the Pan-American.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-23

Piscs Curo is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lunRs.-WM
O. tcspsLrY, Vanbuien, Ind. Feb. 10. 1900.