The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1901-10-05
The Lady
OF Lynn
BY SIR
WALTER 6ESRNT
copyright, 1900, Dy s1 wal'er Besan,.

tEiI llNfNel physician having reason
"a llIcrp tiat slHilar waters exist. es
yet unsuspeeted AZ Nifgs Lynn. has
procured d iar " the water from your
owg. s.. lat Re yonr garden my
we'll tmcn. m nay own eardeu-
an ul ried Il 10 a rigorous
examination A discovered that it
contains 70 mech lieaer degree than
any other So - ht.'J 10 known 70 exist
III th irrF qualities or 81 rtdlonts
hcl. olgioa which maize Otis wafer
soyele ic cure of Rheumatism.
asthma 8 ana au disorders due to
IN hunors or dltmni4g which
1 ann NOT cOmpeig4t 50 much MS 10
speak to one Of your learning and
Skill
"1his discovery hath already been
announced IN the public Journals,
send YOU an extract containing the
news Tread this extract gentle
mem
Il was slip Of printed paper cut
from one Of the diurnals Of London.
"'It has been discovered that AZ
Kings Lynn. III the county Of Norfolk,
there exists a deep well OF clear water
whose properties hitherto undiscover-
ed, form "A sovereign specific for rheu-
matiSn and many similar disorders
Our physicians have already begun TO
recommend the place as spa. and il IS
understood that some have already re-
solved upon betuking themselves TO
this newly discovered cure The dis
IA Il - ~.
that Of Bath. The roads. It IS true. are
not So good. but NJ Cambridge II is pos
sible for those who do not travel in
their own carriages 10 proceed by way
ST barge or tilt boat down the Cam and
the Ouse distance Of only 40 miles.
which In the summer should prove
pleasant journey.
go far" the doctor informed us. for
the printed intelligence. l now proceed
to finish the letter. Among others. my
patron, the right honorable the Earl Of
Fyliugdale, has been recommended by
his physician to try the newly discov-
cred waters OF Lynn as preventive OF
govt. lie Is a gentleman OF the highest
rank fashion and wealth. who honoTs
me with his confidence, II Is possible
that he may even allow me to accom-.
pany him Oh his Journey Should lie DO
SO | shall look forward 20 the honor Of
paying my respects TO my former pa
irons lie tells me that other persons
Of distinction are also going 70 the
same place, with the same object. dur.
ing the coming summer
You hear. gentlemenY said the doc
tor looking round. What did say7
Wealth for MI for all SO. Let me con
tinuc: Sir. | would with the greatest
submission venture y point out tie
Importance or Tits event 70 the town
The nobility and gentry Of the neigh
borhood should b. C3.Gtgly made
acquainted with this p.oat discovery.
II may be expected that there will be
such concourse focklng 20 Lynn as
Will bring an accession of wealth rs
we'll as fame 20 the borough ~ which
ana a humble native. | would also >u
mt tlct the visitors should anl Lynn
provided with the ADJUSTMENTS neces
sary for q spa | mean music, the rs
Seuhy, a pnmproom, a garden. the
ball and the masquerade and the card
room, clean lodgings good wine and
fish. 6esh and fowl Ia abundance. |
humhly ask forgiveness for these sug
gcstions. and | have the honor to re-
main h0norcd sir. your most obedient
humble servant, with my grateful sery
lcc % an the gentlemen who subscrib-
cd to riy verses aud thereby provided
me witha ladder up which TO rise
"tSAMUEt SsIpLE.'
At this moment the bowl OF punch
was brought In and placed before tile
captain, with a tray Of glasses The
doctor folded his letter. replaced IL IN
his pocketbook and took of his specta
clos
Gentlemen, sou have heard my
news Captain Crowle may / request
that Won permit the society 70 drunk
with nc to the prosperity OF the spa
the prosperity Of tie SPA the spa %
fymY
Let us drink IT," said the captain.
50 De newly discovered spa But this
Samuel; the name sticks"
We must have a committee 20 pre-.
pare for the accommodation or the WIS.,
itors
We must put UP pumpro0m."
we must engage q dipper
I'VE must make walks across the
fields"
There must lie an assembly with
music and dancing"
There must he q cardroom."
There must DE a long room for those
who wish 10 walk about and - con
verso with nn orchestra.
= wiz put up the pumproom.' said .
the doctor "in ny garden over the
well
Tile captain looked on meanwhile,
wlisperng rs my cor FROM timc to
time Samuel Is liar" hc said u
know hIm % be q lilr SEE why Should
Ac l'e about th.ur Of So much mIlr
ian ll le telI ihe truth lacsi
know aat I doubt The fellows yft
uaH.. f.