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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if itfails to cure.
4. w. Groves signature is on each box. ESQ.
M.,,x Not All.

Why Not All:
Philadelphia Record: II think said
the man who was growing bald, "Tll have
Il hair cut
Why not have the whole dozen or so
Mt!' inquired the funny barber.
PUTNAM FADEI. JESS DYES do not
spot, streak or give your goods an I'M
evenly dyed appearance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Trouble Below.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Father Nep.
that howl of lamentations?
The dolphin-The swordfish is lighting
maid.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we
ever used for all affections of the
throat and lungs.-William o. Ends
ley. Van Buren,, Ind, February II,
1900.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

etc Permanently Cured No hts ornervousness after
I'LL . first days of DR.. Klines Great Nerve Re-
Send for FREEZE 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR. II. II. KLINE. Ltd 93l Arch St. Philadelphia. Pa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

Mrs. window. soorn1sa SYRUP for Children
tcething, aoftcns the gums, reduces Inflammation
alays pain, cures wind collie. $50 bottle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
lie Didn't Notice.

Philadelphia Press: First burglar-How
many rooms WIZ dey in dat house you
cracked?
Second burglar-I dunno. wuz on'y in
tcreSted in de haul
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
To Much for Him.

Philadelphia Times: I'm never sur
rised ut Others doing it, but when a man,
md a man newly married at that, gives
MS Wife Il hard name it's too much for
ne"
What is it?" his better half inquired
iagerly.
'fllcfe's Pole Just been married and
is name is l1ZoZstchwsky.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

Harper's Bazaar: Briggs-I hear you
have been operating in Wall street.
Griggs-A great mistake. I've been
operated upon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

The Mormon church i'm politics is the
leading question of interest in Utah
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

I;abbe Why that's easy. dear It's u
case of force en- 10 get the men To
play with us, mean things.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Had a Lovely Time.

Harpers Bazaar: Aunt Kate-Bessie,
noticed you had company today. Did you
have a pleasant time?
Bessie-Yes, auntie. At first thought
should have trouble You see, three little
girls were here, and each wanted to play
a different game, but l settled it after
while.
Aunt Kate-How did you do it, dear?
Bessie-Wcll, you see. if 1 had played
what one wanted the other two would
have felt sighted and that would not do
at all. But settled 1t. ] just made them
play all the games 1 wanted, and so we
had lovely time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

Richmond Dispatch. Tradesman-
What has become of that neighbor of
yours YOU introduced here some time
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07

ago.
patron-You mean slickman? Oh,
he's moved away; he's settled out in
Missouri, 1 believe.
Tradesman-Excuse me, but 1 doubt
it. I know it's something he never did
while he was here
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Why It's u Eoursnmc.

Dorothy (after u drive off into the pond
Wonder why it's called "a mixed four
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Good Reason.

Judge: Jack Bachelor-So you have
famed him after vice president?
Ned Newpop- Yes: we want him to start
tut in life totally unknown and make {;
lamc for himself.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Uncle Sa,,, Aims

S31INIC
to buy the best of everything, which I.
why he uses Cartcr's Ink. He know.
what's good.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Going Through.

Going Through,
Indianapolis Press: Bill the Bitc--I2ver
20 through q railroad colision2
Jake the Jonah Nav. Best ever / done
MAS to 90 through the passengers after
he collision.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
An Intcr;opcr.

Philadelphia Press: Old gentleman
Here, sir, how is il catch you kissing
my daughter?
The lover-By sneaking in on US sir
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-02-07
Mell-Grounded nnnht..

Veil. den. I dels you. make mis-,
C in de teecket."
The sun., 1901-12-03
SOUTH OAROLINA'S FAIR
Formal Opening of the Big EXPOSE
tion at Charleston.

Charleston. = g.. Dec, 2.-'rhe South
Carolina and West Indian exposition
has been formally opened with words
Of greeting from the president of the
United States. An imposing parade of
military and civic bodies formed down
town and escorted the guests OF honor
TO the exposition grounds.
After the parade had been reviewed
at the exposition grounds the guests Of
the day assembled in the Auditorium,
where the ceremonies took place. Cap
tain +. w. Wagner, president OF the
exposition company. and Governor NJ.
s. McSweeney spoke words Of vel
come. The governor made plain the
objects of the exposition.
Hon. Chaunccy NJ. Depew, United
+ States senator from New York, orator
of the day. was introduced by Mayor
I J. Adler Smith. At he conclusion OF
the senator's Grafton President Wag
4 ner Of the exposition stepped to the
\ wire connecting the Auditorium Will
the executive mansion in Washington
4 and sent greeting to President Roose
yrlt \ few minutes later the response
I of the president was received, and the
exposition was formally declared open
The sun., 1901-12-03
INVENTED NEW AUTO.
John II. Parsons Organizes Company
10 Build New Machine.

John III. Parsons, president of inc
Parsons Engine Company, has construct
ed an automobile of an entirely new type
aud expects soon to have the vehicle Oh
The market. A company, comprising
prominent business men of the state,
has been organized and will engage ~
manufacturing the new auto. whether
the plant will be located in this city or
in another part Of the State has not been
decided as yet.
In the new machine Mr.. Parsons ana
Others Interested believe they have We
hiclc that will make decided change
in the automobile world. The new auto
will he manufactured and soki at a cost
much less than is now the rue, thereby
making it possible for many persons 'o
have an auto who can afford TO buy
one at present rates.
The vehicle is light but durable anu
much ingenuity has been displayed by
MIR. Parsons in designing IT, The ar
rungcment is such that II is controlles
on the same principle as bicycle. Mr.
Parsons constructed the first automlhil'
lmade here and has successfully lntereSte'
nthcrs in his work in this line.
The sun., 1901-12-03
General Markets.

New York, Dec. 2,
FLOUR Statr and western firm with buyers al
quotations. Minnesota patents. 81 75ai iD winteI
straights S.. 4Ola,50, winter extras, 81 60a2 %;
winter patents, $3Gpl3.a0
WHEAT -Firm. active and higher on foreign
buy ing, good outside d,miaud and light offerings
March, s3haslo, May, - l0l53 ) lBc.
RNE-Fmn; stut-, G3I6le y. / L, New York,
earlois; 10. western, a., {. o b., afoat
CORN Finn and faity active with wheat;
May, Is ll-l6a1'k.
OATS lailrd linn; track, white, state. 4Da
5ic; track white Western, iyi5fc
PORK steady mess slGalt; faiuly SIG. jOal7
LARD Dull prime western steam, 3glc
III TIER Firm, state dairy, ljI23ig 70 cream.
ely, to25lg'
CHEESE steady fancy, large, September, lOc
fancy, small, September, lO4.r; late made best
large yi4c; late made, btst, small, 1OalOAc
EGGS Duh and easy; State and Pennsylvania,
2Gd2Ic; western, 1T mark, 2Gc,
- GAR Raw nrm fair refining, 3Ac. cen
titngsl, 70 test. %&c.; rtrucd steady crushed
5.iUr; powdered, &C.
TI'RrENJlNl--Stcaiya al 37t2a33c
MOhASSES steady; New Orleans, 37a49r
RICE Steady; domestic, 4aGiac: .Iapan, a.,
6Ac
TALLow-steady; city, 57sa6c; country 8,
$40.
HAY-steadv shipping, 6Oae5e. good t,
choice, s2iaaoOc.
The sun., 1901-12-03
LoCAL NEWS NOTES.

The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
! negotiating for the purchase of several
frame houses along Pullman place and
ttailroad ayrnnc. beyond Eleventh street
bridge, AMI if they ara obtained, it is
irohnhl" thnt they will be torn down to
make way for the elevated road
Idr+ S0murs is years old clerk ii the
store Of Samuel Ill. Baynard, died sud
denly in his home on Saturday. He was
suffering with appendicitis, and died with
heart failure while the doctors were
Eulding consultation over his case.
III" Key. Henry Forester, who is il
oharg" Of Episcopal cnurch work in
AleAico. and Miss ForTrstcr viii ad.
'rcss Il meeting Of the Woman'S Auxil.
itry III st. Andrews Church this noon
The telegraph station on the Drlawar,
railroad at iinn's crossing has been
nov"d Ia Townsend, where there will bc
- night and day office.
The sun., 1901-12-03
MEETING OF LABOR MEN.
Plans For the Annual Convention OF
the American Federation.

Scranton, Pa, Dec. 2-The executive
committee Of the American Federation
of Labor has met here to prepare the
schedule of work that Is to engage the
attention of the twenty-tirst annual
convention of the organization, which
meets In this city on Thursday next.
In addition to over 800 delegates from
all parts of the United States there
will be present delegates representing
organized labor in England, France,
Belgium and other parts of continental
Europe and from Porto Rico and the
Philippines.
President Gompers, who was the last
member of the executive board OF the
federation to arrive, came here during
the day, and soon after he arrived the
/ board held its first session. Its mem,
berS are: President, Samuel Gompers
Vt the American Federation of Labor.
vice president, James Duncan, nationa.
president of the Granite Cutters; John
\ Mitchell, national president of the
| United Mine Workers: James O'Connell
national president of the lnternationa
Association of Machinists; Max Morris
national president of the lnternationa
Retail Clerks association: Thomas |
Kidd, national president of the Anal
gamated Association of Woodworkers
Dennis A. Hayes, president of tht
Green Glass Bottle Blowers union
treasurer, John b. Lennon; secretary
Frank Morrison.
The convention is regarded in labo
circles as thelmost important that ha
yet been held. Topics Of the creates
interest to organized labor will be dis
cllssed, the wage question and nationa
legislation in the interest of labor mai
mully leading. The deliberations wi
he secret, AMI the convention will prol
ably be in session ten days.
The sun., 1901-12-03
THE CASE OF MISS STONE.
State Department Hears From SDen
Ger Eddy That She Is Alive.

Washington, Dec. .. Secretary Hay
has received cablegram from Spencer
Eddy, United States charge d'affaires
at Constantnople. saying that he had
received information on what he re.
garded as good authority to the effect
that Miss Stone and Nine. Tsilka are
still alive.
The difficulty appears to be one of
terms. 1t has been impossible TO con-
vince the brigands that the S66,0OO in
the hands of Mr. Dickinson represents
every cent of money that has been
subscribed toward ransoming the cnp-
tive. and they are holding out for
minimum of 100000, which is only
$4,000 less than their original demand.
1t is stated that not single dollht
has been subscribed to the ransom
fund since the outpourng of the first
two or three days following the appeal
for contributions.
The sun., 1901-12-03
THE HOME GOLD CURE.
An Ingenious Treatment by which
Drunk ards are Being Cured Daily
in SPITE of Themselves.

No Noxious Doses. No Weakening or
the Nerves. A Pleasant and Posi-
tive cure for the Liquor Habit.
II is now generally known and under
food that Drunkenness Is disease ana
lot weakness. A body filled with poison
md nerves completely shntte ed by perl
,dical or constant use OF Intoxicating
.iuuors, requires an antidote capable OF
,eutralizing and eradicating this poison
md destroying the craving Tor intoxi-
ants, Sufferers may now care them-
elves at home without publicity or loss
,f time FIR, in business by this wonderful
HOME GOLD CURE" which has been
nerfected after many years Of close study
md treatment of inebriates. The faith-
rul use according 20 directions o. this
wonderful discovery is positively guar
,ntced to cure the most obstinate case,
10 matter how hard drinker. Our
records show the marvellous transforma-
ion Of thousands of Drur ards into
sober. industrious and upright men.
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IGHILDREN CURE YOUR FAITH
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| ostrum but is a specific for this dis
.ase only, and is so skillfuly devised and
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and pleasant to the taste. so that 1t
can j., given in cup OF tea or coffee
without the knowledge OF the person TAX
nr II Thousands OF Drunkards have
lanrcd themselves with this priceless rem
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md made temperate men by having the
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$50 Full directions accompany eacl
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All cor espondenec strictly confidential
The sun., 1901-12-03
THE sULTAN's TROUBLES.
Menaced by Rebel Troops In Arabin
md by Russin.

Coustantinople, Dec. Turkeys in.
ternal troubles are increasing alarm
ingly. The governor Of Yemen has de
'manded 10000 men to put down law
less Arabs who lately assumed the of
fenslve.
The special troops sent to Yemen,
whose terms expired, mutinied because
they did not receive their pay, They
sacked the magazine ana the shops
and houses in all quarters Of the town,
and when the governor ordered the reg
ularS to fire on the lawless troops they
refused to do so.
The sultan has sent money to pay
the men, but he is unable to send more
troops
TO add to Abdul Hamid'S troubles
Russia has demanded that he eXtent
the present Turkish arrangements tc
Crete.
The sun., 1901-12-03
THE IsTHMIAN SITUATION.
Destruction of Books and Documents
Worries Colon Omcial-.

Worries Colon Omcial-.
Colon. Colombia, Dec. 2.-The pre-
fcct and other officials who were made
prisoners by the Liberals at the time
Of the capture Of Colon have returned
here from their place of confinement
in the mountains, unshaven and pre-
selting every trace Of mountain life.
They will doubtless find d'.ticulty In
Strengthening matters out, ms the
books, documents. etc. were destroyed
oi thrown away during the night of
the capture Of Colon.
Senor de- In Rosa, secretary of Gen:
eral Domingo DiaZ. the Liberal leader,
has received letter signed by The
captains Of the American warships
Iowa and Machias, the French wal.
i ship Suchct and the British cruiser
4 Tribune. attaching praise and moi
blame to him for surrelidering tht
\ town under conditions rendering it i'm
possible for him To continue the strug
gle longer with any degree Of success
lJe la RosaS action iii the matter is
regarded as praiseworthy and humane
Colonel Barrcra has reached Colon
lie was shot through the leg durin;
the engagement at Burua Vista, but j
now doing We'll
The sun., 1901-12-03
SHERIFF HELD UP TRAIN.
Novel Method of Satisfying JudG.
meut Against n Railway Company.

Novel Method of Satisfying JudE.
meut Against n Railway Company.
Guthrie, Okla, Dec, "A weStbound
I t'hoctaw passenger train has been nj.
tucked by the sheriff of Purkcrsburg,
okla. and detained until judgment
Of S7f was satisfied.
When the engineer was about to
leave the station. he found that his
engine was prevented from continuing
on its journey because Of Il los chain
which had been fastened to it by the
sheriff 4 discharged employee had Sc
cured the attachment,
II. II. Yarnmcn. treasurer Of the road,
Was i'll his private ear at the rear Of
the train, accompanied by a party o:
eastern friends. After parlcying With
thr determined sheriff for half an hour
Mr. Yammen paid the Judgment. Then
the train was released.
The sun., 1901-12-03
Trainmen Elect Omcers.

At the annual meeting Of Brandywlne
Lodge No. 52S, Brotherhood OF Railroad
Trainmcn. on Sunday last the following
officers were elected; Past Master, Harry
llttle; master, James McMulen; vice
master. John McClaftcrty, secretary
hares Edwards financial secretary, W.
n. Davis; j. A., ]. NJ. Kaylar; grlev-
nncr committee for l.. X. r., Charles I'D
wards, &. w. Wedrr W. IL. Honey
grievance committee for i. \ o., "a
ward Edwards. Charles Cain and w. y
Davis. These committees to serve fol
two years.
The sun., 1901-12-03
THE BONNIE TRIAL.
Defense Begins to Put Its Witnesses
on the stand.

Washington. Dec. 2,-The introduc.
tion of witnesses for the defense in the
case Of Mrs. Lola Ida Bonine, charged
With the murder Of James Seymour
Ayres, Jr., has begun in criminal court
No. /.
One witness was William c. Hay, a
machinist in the Washington navy
yard. who lived at the Kenmore with
his family mt the time of the tragedy.
lie was well acquainted with Mrs. Bo.
nine and Mr.. Ayres.
Questioned by Mr.. Douglas, the wit
ness stated that it was the custom at
the Kenmore to hold dances in the
evenings and that these usually We're
conducted by Mrs. Boninc who al.
ways was anxious that all should en-
JOY themselves. In reply to question
as to Mrs. Bonine's bearing toward
Ayres the witness said II was nothing
ont of the ordinary.
The sun., 1901-12-03
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Gallon was originally pitcher o

Gallon was originally a pitcher OF
lar, no matter of what size.
Ohio was early called the "Buckeye
state the name being derived from
the presence Of great forests of buck
eve trees when the country was first
invaded by the whites.
Hereafter visitors at the kansas
state penitentiary will be charged ten
cents each. The sum goes toward
paying the extra guard made neces-
sary by the visitors.
Candy makers say that the most
profitable part Of their trade IS IN
fancy candies, put up in ornamental
boxes. the box frequently cutting
more figure in the purchase than tne
goods.
The greatest bay on the face OF
the earth is that of Bengal. Meas
ured in a straight line from the TWO
! inclosing pennsulas, its extent y
about 100000 square miles, or nearly
double that OF Texas.
At Galileo's death one Of his hngers
| was cut OIL as IL Itli', +" 49, y
some fashion of those times, ana mas
bcen preserved at Florence. In 1879
it was presented by Donati, the dl'
rector of the Avcetri observatory, y
Flammarion, along with one OF Gan
lco's original telescopes.
According to the Book Of Judges th'
Hebrews at an early day in their oc
cupation of Palestine had good high
ways. In the song Of Deborah, men
ton is made of the abandonment o
the high roads and the use OF by
paths by travellers on account ol 'h
: disturbed condition of the country
Washington market, the largest Il
New York, was established in lsld
Fulton market in 1921, Catharlne Il
1856. Center market, part OF when
! now used for court purposes, III ISL
: and Clinton market in 1920. .leiierso
market, established in 1882, is partl
used for court purposes, and Ioml
kins, established in 1928, is partl
used as an armory. Wallabont ma,
;. ket, in Brooklyn, was opened in 1888
+ Harlem market, on East One Hundre
/. and Third street, in 1891, and We'
+. Washington market in 1889.
The sun., 1901-12-03
..rrnn nm .nnn.

Take six wsl!-riIled ears or tender
green corn. Rrn shnrp knife down
he row ana Split e&rr grain; then
with the back of knife press out the
pulp, lcavia@ thr hnlis an the cob.
Scrapr froin he lar4e TO the small
md Of tha cob Cover he cohs With
cold wayer alEl h.l }or half an hour.
Strain Oft t'.h water; ihere -houid be
at leart q p A;. let the watrr come to
. boil aruiu; add the corn pulp and
cook until the raw taste has disap-
peared, iilb through coarse colan-
der. add Seasoning and one pint of hot
rich ntilE r4cEen with 4 !tttlc corn
tarch am .r1c. Ladic>' World, New
Nnrk
The sun., 1901-12-03
Police BOARD Meeting.

The regular weekly meeting Of the
Board of Police Commissioners will be
held tonight and it is likely that the
mattcr Of the investigation asked Tor
by Chief of Police Massey will be con
sluered if plans for the investigation mr."
not decided upon. On this point noth-
ing can be- learned ~ the commissions
crS are rcticicnt about the matter.
Whether they have done anything Or
when they will begin they will not say
Developments of som" nature, however
are expected in short time.
The sun., 1901-12-03
Lu,lin Criminal Business.

Most of the criminal business having
been disposed Of there is nothing 10
come before the Court Of General Ses-
sins until December Is. Az that time
unless change Of venue is granted hy
the court, the case Of Chairman John
.ynn Of the Levy Court and Harry NJ
White. former Levy Court Commissioner
will lie CALLED for trial. Several other
eases were continued until December IS
The sun., 1901-12-03
Henry Harper Bnbcock Dead.

New Haven. Conn, Dec. 2.-Henly
Harper Babcock, aged sixty eight
years, collector of customs at this port
under the second administration of
Grover Cleveland. is dead after com
plicated illness of several months. The
deceased was graduate of Yale in
the famous class Of '53 Three mem
bers of his class have now died since
the Yale bicentennial celebration.
The sun., 1901-12-03
New Law Firm,

Salisbury. Ponder aud Curtis is to bc
the name of law partnership decided
upon by Willard salisbury, James W.
Ponder and Charles W. Curtis TO so into
effect January l. The firm will occupy
offices on the first iioor "f the building
909 Market street, to which numerous
alterations are being made. Mr. Sauls-
bury will have til" front apartment, Mr.
Curtis The middle aud Mr.. Ponder, the
rear.