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CIRCUIT COURT.
Proceedings OF the March Term Con-
tinued from Last Week.

George w. Haines VS.. John +.
Mueller, suit for SANDER, continued
till next term by mutual consent.
State VS.. Glenn O'Neil, INSIDE
meanor case, carrying a pistol.
Confessed guilty and fined sa5 and
costs.
State VS.. Martin Feathers, a
felony indictment, found at this
term for breaking into house and
stealing. Defendant denied the felony
charge but by advice of counsel
confessed to petit larceny which
was agreed to by the Prosecuting
Attorney and accepted by the
Court who sentenced Feathers TO
thirty days in Jail and to pay the
costs in the case.
John w. Fenton, The Court stem
ographer, allowed fees as follows /:
Basil Uphold cases Nos. and 3
S. each to be paid by the County
and S. in the J. M. Crane VS.. II.
c. Flythe case, to be paid By the
said Flythe.
Witnesses in behalf of the State
VS.. Martin Feather, allowed as
follows; ]. w. Jackson sa.Io,
David Smith Sa.Io, Walter Liston
So. SO, J. ]. Martin So, Jacob Smith
$3.50, John S. Feather Ss.So, X.
+. Feather $500, ]. X. Peaslee
sa.Io and George A. Ringer So.
The jurors who tried Walter and
Bruce Romesburg, allowed 81 each
for two days service.
l.. c. Shaffer allowed sI23.as
for keeping felons in the Jail and
S47.5o for keeping lunatics.
DR.. S A. Pratt and DR.. M. T.
Powell allowed SIS each for examin-
ing John w. Beatty at the Decem-
Der term of Court, and all the
above fees were ordered certified to
the Auditor for payment.
Robert Stevenson VS.. Thomas
Sigley, assumpsit, or general ac-
count. The defendant filed set-off
account to the plaintiffs bill and
the case was continued till next
term.
James w. Flynn was appointed a
commissioner to make settlement
with the Sheriff as provided by law.
George NJ. Ralphsnyder VS..
Michael Dunn. This was an in
teresting case. The said Ralph
snyder came here from Fairmont
and applied to the Court to have a
Committee appointed for Dunn.
n. j. Fortney and A. w. Burdette
appeared for Dunn and James A..
Brown and Ralphsnyder for the
latter. After hearing the evidence,
the Judge appointed William c..
Worley to have full charge, custody
and control of the said Dunn and
his property and estate, after execu-
ting bond in the sum of 81, 900
with good security either personal
or through some Trust and Guar
ranty Company and if the latter all
fees and costs of il to be paid out
of the estate of the said Dunn and
the said Ralphsnyder to recover hi S
costs in the case and an attorney
fee of SIS besides, from the estate
of the said Dunn.
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Ella Ewing, the Missouri giantess
who is s feet a inches in height,
recently completed a house for her
self at the town OF Gown in that
State. Her new house has doors
ten feet high, ceilings fifteen feet
high, with chairs, tables, beds and
everything in proportion.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1901-04-11

over in Tucker county, recently
a man came into town from the
back districts and went 20 the Pho
tograph Gallery and asked the man
in charge
Are you the Photographer
Yes SIR
DO you take chiIdren's pictures ?
Yes SIR.
How much do you charge
$500 per dozen.
Well I'l have 20 see you a little
later I've only got eleven so far.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1901-04-11

Evangeline Agartz, Colorado's
woman legislator, has been made
Chairman of the House Committee
on Enrolment and member of the
Committee of Appropriations and
Expenditures, Education, State
Institutions, Temperance and Public
Health.
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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

Poor old Brownsville, since the
withdrawal of the Morgan steamers,
appears to have hard time keep.
ing in certain and regular touch
with the outside world. The Frisco
road will build down there some of
these days via LaredO.-LaredO
Times.
Now, when it comes to outsiders
plying Brownsville, it makes our
people remember poor old Uncle
Toms injunction; Count yore mar,
cieS, chile" In fact, Brownsville
is not much worse off than when
she had the Morgan steamers, for
the latter charged such heavy
freights, that when they were paid,
our community was left pretty
much like a lemon sucked dry The
Schooner service which now sup
plies the local trade is somewhat
irregular, but 50 was the steamer
service at times. The steamer
would often dance around BrazOS
Santiago bar for weeks at a time,
unable either to lighter enter the
pass, and at times even put back
to GalvestSn for coal, or took a
run down the Mexican coast, with
all her freight still on board. The
worst thing about Brownsville per-
haps is the difficulty IN getting
here or leaving-that is, one of
the worst things. Ofcourse, there
are others. However, with fav-
orable seasons, Brownsville man.
ayes to do tOIerably well, though
she does need a railroad to develop
the surrounding country. If the
Frisco has the intention alleged by
the Times, Brownsville is more
than willing to "let her come"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03
UNCONSCIOUS HYPNOTIsM.

A very strange and unexpIain-
able incident occurred at the home
of a resident of Laredo one day
last week. A prominent business
man of the lower Rio Grande coun-
try was in the city and was spend
ing the evening on which this Pc
culiar power was revealed at the
as the guest of the Laredo gentle
man and his family
Seated about the parlor, the
family and friend were in course
of conversation mingling therein
the friendly pleasantries only per-
mitted to old time friends, when
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

correspondence solicited on all mat
.ers OF local interest, or of interest to
the people Of Southwest Texas. Each
communication must be accompanied
Dy the name of its author, not for pub
Ilcatlon (unleBs so directed), but as a
guarantee Of good faith, and when by
request anonymous signatures appear
10 such communications the right is re-
served to disclose the name Of the
writer should a necessity arise for
such disclosure.
Subscribers who do not receive their
paper regularly are requested to notify
this office and the matter will receive
prompt attention and insure better ser
vice thereafter.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

The decision of the Supreme
Court in the insular cases is doubt
less correct according to the con-
stitution, as the justices surely
ought to know the law-though,
of course that is only matter of
opinion, after all, and others may
hold differently. 1t must be said,
however, that the course of the
government. towards Porto Rico
and other islands gained, through
war with Spain is altogether at
variance with the American inStitu-
tions. That we should hold these
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03
Grammar and the Constitution
Birmingham Age Herald.

Birmingham Age-HeraId.
No matter how much we are in
clined to trust the people and to
dlStrust strong centralized gov
ernment, no matter how clearly we
maintain by the very terms of the
Constitution the position of the
Democratic party as to the rights
OF the States, yet usage and euph0ny
aud pride make rs say the United
States SIS" The United States
"are" is awkward. Nn--man says
"the United States are my naive
land" for that wOuI,l ht both awk
ward and involve a predicate sub
ject in the singular number. The
States will continue 10 flight for
their rights even if the plural verb
has been given mp. for it as good
as gone. and it is. really an affecta
ton nowadays to employ it.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

island as dependencies, and, while
all rights of government
therein, yet deny them the privi
lege of free trade with the country
that is now their "mother country"
is unprecedented in the annals of
American history, and is, to say
the least, unjust The Constitn-
ton may make it allowable, bnt it
cannot make it right.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

ST. LOUIS is still hesitating over
site for It's great worlds exposi
tion. If it takes as much time
proportionately in building, after
the site is selected, the exposition
will be another of these maRana
affairs, being completed a good
many tO-mOrrOws later than the
opening day.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

THE McLaurin- Tillman senate
rial fight in South Carolina is get
ting warm. TilIman accuses Nc
Laurin of being a republican, and
the latter denOunces the charge as
malicious falSehood. Tillman
will be getting out his pitchfork
next, and something may happen.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

the visitor took the little boy, the
baby of the household, upon his
knee, and petted aud fondled him
in the way we always do children
that please us
The child is four, or over, with
long brown curis and great black
eyes, and cheeks round and rosy.
This evening he was particularly
frolicsome, and as happy and seem
ingly healthy as could be-
In due course of time the guest
babe his friends good night and
went to his hotel. Immediately
after his departure the little boy
lay PROSTATE with limp limbs and
staring, unseeingly eyes, which
greatly alarmed the parents and
entire household. All restOratives
were fruitleSs. One of the ser
wants, true to a long credited super
stitiOn of her people, suggested
that it was, perhaps, the "touch"
of the visitor, and he, no doubt,
could remove the spell in the same
way. So earnestly was this urged
that the mother, hopeful of any
remedy, prevailed on the father,
who yielded against his reason.
to seek out their friend and bring
him with all possible dispatch.
He found him enjoying his mid
night slumber at the hotel. ARGUS
ed from his sleep he listened to
his friends trouble and final re-
quest with compile establishment
and protestations of powerlessness,
nevertheless he woud return with
him.
At home again they found the
child still as apparently lif4less as
when the father had ;left. The
visitor went to the child and spoke
his name softly with some endear-
ing phrase. Without any hesita-
ton the boy thrust ont his chubby
fist at him exclaiming, with the old
mischief in his eye, $50 away !"
And was soon playing about the
room as before.
The gentleman from the lower
country says that this same occur
ence has happened to him twice
before, both cases being small chill
dren. He is much perplexed as to
the cause, for he says, if he posses
oterhseSany hypnotic, magnetic,
power he is utterly uncon-
or other sciouS of it sacti0n.
The Laredo gentleman, however,
has informed his friend from the
lower Rio Grande country, that
hereafter he will dispense hospital
ity to his peculiarly gifted friend
in the hotel at a safe distance from
his famiIy.-Laredo Times.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03

The example of Gaetano Preset,
the anarchist murderer of King
Humbert of Italy, in hanging him
self, should commend itself to his
fellow anarchists all over the
world.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1901-06-03
MONDAY, JUNE 3, 1901

BEFORE attackingothers, be sure
that your own armor has no weak
spots.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
asomethlng New Under The Sun"

"somethIng New Under The SUM-"
All doctors have tried to cureCATARRH
by the use of powders, acid gases, inhalers
and drugs in paste form. Their powders
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erful acids used in the inhAlers have en-
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Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

hands. lly darling, do you think
that I wo ula let you leave me like
tbis9 Little one, don't you know how
have learn ed TO love you?"
But one Il ok at her face was
enough for hin 10 know that she
loved him even as he loved her.
'But your 1nolther-what will she
aay9"
'My dearest, have you not just now
told me who you really are2 Had I
met you before your aunt's circum-
stances changed my mother would
gladly have welcomed you as her
daughter, so why should she not well
come you nowP
When, an hour later, Mrs. Falconer
came into the library her consterna-
ton can be- imagined on seeing the
position of her son and housemaid.
'Lesliel" she exclaimed.
"Hush, mother, and let me explain.
Vera has promised to be my wife"
'Your wife? You to marry "a"
But he held up his hand.
"Can you not see that Vera is not
what she has pretended to be2 She is
Just as well born as we are. She is
Col. Wynston's daughter"
"You, the daughter of Col. Wyns-
ton, of WINSTON towers? Incredi-
blel"
"It is truei" said Vera.
So Vera's venture ended happily
for her; and her husband is won't to
say that he will ever be thankful that
she acted as she did, for it brought
him the happiness Of his life.-For-
get-Me-Not.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26
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Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

"Sir," began young TimlSins, as he
entered the presence of the dear girls
father, 81 want to marry your daugh-
ter"
ooh, don't bother me with your
troubles" interrupted the old gentle
man. "She told me some time ago that
she intended to marry you, so ysu'n
have to settle it between yourselves. -
Troy Times.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

Old Adam may have walked the fool
With little Cain, at night;
But even If he did we need
Not pity Adams plight,
For Eve ne'er pulled the carpets up
And left the loose tacks lie
To make bare-footed Adam lose
His prestige in the sky.
Chicago Record Herald.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

The Mendicant-Beg paSdon, sir,
but I haven't had anything to eat for
a week.
The Philanthropist-Let me con-
gratulate you upon your success in
so interesting an experiment. 1t must
be a greS saving to you, and I'm sure
you're looking well.-Tit-Bits.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

$50 Birdie Flyppe married lame
man! 1t is the last thing would ever
have expected her to do"
1T was a case of gratitude, I be-
heye. They were shipwrecked togeth-
er, and by using his cork leg as life
preserver he managed to save them
both. ."-Chieago Tribune.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

Mrs. Elmhurst (ecstatically)-Miss
Squealer appears to be able to sing in
all languagesl
Elmhurst (devoutedly) - Well, it
would be a relief if she would sing her
next song in the sign language!-
Brooklyn Eagle.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

Cholly Noodley-Doncherknow, I'm
thinking seriously of going on the
stage.
Jack Dewitt-Oh, pshaw, Chollyl
Why, most any actor could give bet
ter imitation of you than you could
ourself.-Brooklyn Life.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

"Mr. Dubrau, how did you avert a
duel with the near-sighted count?"
EASY enough. 1 sent him porous
plaster with note explaining that it
was my target practice at fifty yards.
He did not care to stand up before
such a dead shot."-Chicago Daily
News.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26
The Only Remedy.

Little Elsie (referring to grandma
with ear-trumpet)-I wonder how
poor gran'ma'l ever get along in
Heaven without her trumpet.
Little Tommy-Why, 1 s'pose she'll
have to borrow Gabriels when any
body wants to talk to oher.-Brooklyn
Tifa
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-07-26

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I hear Miss
Fussanfeather has had diamond set
in one of her front teeth.
Mr.. Crims sonbeak-Now she'll be
less inclined than ever to keep her
mouth shut.-Yonkers Statesman.