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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
United Society of Christian Endenv-
or, Cincinnati, Ohio, July CLIO,

Great Western railway win on July 4-6,
sell through excursion tickets to Cincin-
natl, good to return July 18th Cor Aug.
31st by the payment of so cents extra,
at one fare plus g. for the round trip.
For further information inquire of J. N.
Storr. city ticket agent, corner Fifth and
Robert streets, st. Paul.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13

ROund-Trip Rate St Paul to aud
Through Yellowstone Park

Through Yellowstone Park.
The Northern Pacific Railway an
nounces the specially low rate of $50 TO
those desiring to make the Yellowstone
Park trip in connection with the Wood
men Convention. The rate VIII cover
round trip rail transportation ST Paul
to Cinnabar. meals and berth on train
in both directions, and regular five and
cne-half days tour OF the Park. includ-
ing stage ride meals and room in the
hotels for that length OF time
Every lover of nature should avail
himself of this opportunity to visit the
Park at such nominal cost.
Tickets are good only to leave St. Paul
Saturday evening, June 18th Apply at
Northern Pacific City Ticket once, cor
ner Fifth and Robert streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
woodmen, There Are others,

But none so fine as The fish caught in
the lakes along the 500 Line. EXcur-
sion rates to all fishing points for your
special benefit. 500 Line ticket office,
379 Robert street
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
AIeshire Makes Persistent Fight
MT Afternoon Session.

AIeshire Makes a Persistent Fight
MT Afternoon Session
At p. m. Head Concul Northcott but-
toned his coat, took a firm hold on mis-
gavel and announced: "The next regu-
lar order Of business Is the consideration
of the law committees reporr-section 4,
in relation to the ADMISSION of cities"
This started the trouble yesterday aft
ernoon in the Woodmen convention AS
it was thought that the close of the hard
fought campaign for the ADM sson of
the large cities would be Teplete With
incident, the audience, which, filed the
tiers of seats, was much larger than
the day before, and it was, oratorically
speaking, well entertained
Delegate o. e. Aleshre, of Chicago
Notwithstanding that re spoke for q
cause which was lost, was the bright par
ticular oratorical star of the afternoon.
AS the mover of the substitute to sec
ton A of the Woodman law, such substi-
tute providing for the admission to the
jurisdiction of Chicago. ST Louis, Cleve-
land, Detroit, Milwaukee ard Buffalo,
Delegate Aleshire was privileged to close
the debate, and so able did he present
the cause OF the cities that the conven-
ton could not refrain from giving Mr..
Aleshire hearty applause The applause,
it may be said, was for Mr.. AIeshire per-
Sonally.
LIED L OIl-NtIIJ ~ w N.
After the various large cities seeking
admission had been Overwhelmingly voted
down, there came to light what probably
was the main contributing cause of the
defeat of the cities knocking at the door
of the craft. Tuesday evening q confer
ence of the leaders was held at the
Windsor hotel. and an agreement was
entered into between the states Of ILL.,
nois. Missouri, Michigan, Wisconsin,
MnxIy 4 n
combine their strength and insist upon
a vote on Mr.. Aleshire's substitute in
tact, thus presenting solid front to
the opponents Of the cities.
Mr.. AleShire, it was charged last even
ing, violated this agreement IN convention
yesterday, when he asked for q division
Of the question so as to permit Chicago
TO be voted upon by itself When the re-
quest was presented the leaders who had
entered into the agreement were for the
moment aStounded. Then they turned in
to teach the astute delegate from Chi
cago lesson in the matter Of the wisdom
of fulfilling agreements.
Missouri, which would have voted al
most solidly for the admission OF all the
excluded cities named, voted a majority
against Chicago It's lead was follow ed
by the other states in the agreement
The result was the defeat of Chicago by
a vote of 1923 to 260-a defeat brought
about by the very states from whom
support was expected.
Chairman Northcott, allowing the con-
vention time only to emit one fierce yowl
of eXultation, rapidly put the question on
the admission of st. Louis. Detroit, Buff
falo. Milwaukee and Cleveland And the
Illinois delegation almost to a man turn
ed around and voted against the other
states with whom 1t had entered into
agreement, just to even up the score
Hence If "a
failure to keep the agreement on Tues
day evening really brought about the
defeat Of the measure which he cham.
pioned.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
NORTHCOTT AGAIN
MADE HEAD CONSUL.
LARGER CITIES ARE BARRED.

lows: G.. W. Reilly, EOS; e. E. Murphy,
$50; Talbot, $50; Saunders, 564; Smith, $50.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13

DIR. MEYERS, ROCK ISLAND, LOCAL
EXAMINER.
I'll tell you one thing: There amt
no half-tdead gazabos get by me-"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-13
rALBor rs A CANDIDATE.

Succeed NOrthcOtt.
simultaneously with the announcement
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
hArK MAs ALwAYs rnrr.

From the London Tlt-Blts; A day
or no ago a sailor entered n we'll.
known bank IN Hun. Having got fair
ly inside he hailed the clerk with:
what cheer. matey7 How's your
business doing hey?"
The clerk, who was all things TO
all men. replied blandly that business
was not 30 brisk. but doubtless would
improve and asked tho briny one
what he could do for him.
Out came check from the tar's
pocket, Pay TO bea-er e100." and he
handed II to the clerk with n chucl,le.
That's the fruits OF being n steady
young man. an there's more whore
that come from. for I've had several
years cruising round chiny. and not
for nothing"
After scanning the check tho clork
asked the usual inquiry; How will
you have II. slr7"
Tho salt hcHitated n moment. then
leaned over the counter and said In O
hoarno whisper; we'll. matoy. l dnn''
want TO be hard on yer. Gimme ten
pun now, and I'll take the rest n pun
week"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
a unloue MIssouRI rowN.
No rars, Are Levied nat Great De-
ere. 81 Property =. Elioyef.

NO MM"H ~ A"HA"Nf 49,"
gree 81 Property Il EaioJef.
Tho problem OF municipal govern
mcnt 40 a minimum expense has APP
parcntly been solved most successfully
by the little town Of shumway. 10 Et-
bingham county. Missouri. SUBWAY
which has O. population Of 300, was
founded 20 years ago. but was not IN.
corporated until 1895. The inhabihns
of the village are chiefly Germans ana
every one has some honest occupation.
shumway has more than three mllea
OF brick WALL. 40 constructed since
the village was incorporated. lhe
village has paid 90 per cent OF the
costs ~ constructing tho Walks anu
the property holders the remaining 90
per cont u has put q requisite mum
bor Of crossings and placed the thor
ourhfafca In bottcr condition than IN
many places Of 5000 population ne
most remarkable part Of all THIS I'M
provemont Is that not cent OF TAX
has been levied by the village autnoil-
ties since the incorporation took place
All revenue ~ derived from saloon
license Issued 10 one man, VINO mas an
exclusive privilege Of dispensing the
ardent" within the village limits. lie
nays 500 per nnnum into this village
treasury for this privilege. and, while
several other residents have cs'ayeu 10
open saloons. the village board mas
frownod upon every attempt believing
that one establishment " the Kind MIS-
every requirement. The president ana
tho board Of trustees receive no SAT
aries or fees for their services. The only
aalariod officers are the village clerk
who receives SIS per annum. and the
village marihal, who draws t3O per
annum. The marHhals duties are
chiefly those Of a lanltor when the
village board Is In session. only on
holidays and special occnslons is he
required 10 serve as an officer. MOI
single arrest has been made In inc
past year. and In the villages history
nearly every one OF the dozen persons
arrested hnH been intoxicated Whon-
ever II becomes necessary TO nppro-
bend an offender the pupulacc turns
out m maase. and assists In max ng
the arrest The captive ~ locked NJ
until sober. and the proceeds used In
constructing more walks or Improving
the streets. The villagers enjoy a
great degree Of prosperity. ovc,y man
Of family. with but strlkIngly row cx-
coptlonu. owning his own home and
keeping his property In excellent
shape.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
LIKES puokwHeAr CAKES.
Emperor wnnsm'. Cook Taxing Lesson,

Emperor Williams Cook Taking Lesson.
IN American Culinary Art.
americans Will be glad to learn that
n new bond Of sympathy has been
woven between the German emperor
and the people Of the great republic. II
is announced that the German sover-
eign has added buckwheat cakes TO the
voyal menu; also Goldfish cakes. hominy
pancakes oatmeal and Welsh rarebit!
by his order the imperial chef took
passage on an American liner. and on
the voyage was instructed In the
preparation OF long list OF typlcally
American dishes. The emperor capitu-
lated TO buckwheat on the occasion OF
a recent visit to the new Hamburg
American yacht. the Prinzcessin Vic
torla Lulse. The chef OF chefs OF the
Hamburg-American line is Emil Fab
renhelm OF the steamship Deutschland.
For the OCCASION he was transferred to
the yacht and for the kaiser's break
fast prepared a typical American menu,
which, so the story goes. so pleased the
emperor that he invited himself to
remain for luncheon and dinner. on
his return from the theater at mid
night he was RECALLED with Welsh
rarebit. Then II was that the kaiser
capltulated. Ach. Gott." he exclaimed
feryently. never have ! tasted such
dellcacies as these buchwoizen pfann-
kuchen and hominy pfannkuchen.
They are 30 light So tarty! So richl
My Gordon bleu shall be instructed In
the art Of preparing them" So Herr
Voolkers. the Observation-Disclosures
mund koch. sailed with the Dcutsch-
land and was put through a course Of
culinary sprouts, taking volumlnous
notes and upon arrival at Cherbourg
graduated from the tutelage OF Herr
Fahrenhelm with high honors Some
day he Is to make the round trip on
the Deutschland and learn further OF
American cooking. The emperor has
but just embarked upon his culinary
conquest and there are still worlds to
conquer The Welsh rarebit will but
give him appetite for the golden buck.
the Goldfish cake for brown bread and
baked beans, the buckwheat cake for
mince pic. And after these there Will
still remain scrapplo and fried mush.-
Chicago Chronicle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
mr. oor TINE MONEY.

From the London Answers; A Hen
Icy man has n son. aged 6. who re-
Gently clamored for money. after tho
manner OF small boys,
what do you want to do with lt7''
asked his father.
"oh. nothing!" responded the boy
indefinitely.
"You have plenty OF spending money.
and l buy you everything you need or
ought TO want Unless there Is some
apeclal reason. can't lot you have
II. There isn't any reason. Is there ?"
mot exactly; but ! want H. You
know how II Is. papa; you were a lit
tie boy once"
This appeal failed to move the pa
ter's heart. so the youthful diplomat
said.
Papa. suppose was to meet a high
wnyman In n lonely street late ut
night"
YES. my SON"
"And suppose he should pull out
pistol and say. Little boy, your money
or your life' what could doi"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07

The noise maue W tno Oirgiar inthe
Ferguson pantry. slight a. Il was. dls-
turbcd the light sleeper In the bedroom
not far away aud the midnight manu-
der was surprised moment later to
find himself covered with a big reyolv-
err in the hands Of a determined look.
ing man In long white robe.
Il hain't done nothln' but eat n iaw
cold ylctuals, mister" stammered The
burglar.
Il see" sternly replied George Fer
guson. you have been eating the re-
mains Of a strawberry shortcako ny
wife made for my dinner last night.
DO you know what I'm going TO do
with your"
Turn me over TO the police I
s'poae." gasped the helpless thief.
Worse than that" said Ferguson.
with a iorocious grin. I'm going 10
make you eat a quart Of health food
It's a new kind my wife heard OF and
fixed up for ~ yesterday. and rs
pretty dry eating. but you'll eat every
particle Of II or I'll bore six holes
through you. There II Is. In that big
bowl Turn yourself loose on IT,"
with grim determination the lndlg.
nant householder stood over him tlll
II was finished, after which he picked
up the lucklcss scoundrcl. who had
fallen exhausted to the floor. and
threw him out OF tho open pantry
window.
1T may kin him." sollloqulzed Mr..
Ferguson somewhat remorsofully "a he
crawlod back into bed without disturb
Ing the rest Of the family. but man
who breaks into another mans house
takes his NE In hla hand anyway
Chicago Tribune.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
s,mrArnY INSTRUMENTATION.

From the Boston Advertiser / was
walking In the direction OF a certain
hospital the other morning when no.
tlced a little girl some FIVE or six years
old toddllng along at my heels. Whom
ever ! stopped, she stopped and wait
ed for me until started on again.
We'll. Bess," I quorled. She looked
toyly down at pair OF ragged shoes
What do you want? A cent?" /
vcnturod.
She shook her head. IL wants to
bllor yer TO der hospital"
All right Como aloug." I answer
3D. But what are you afraid of"
lem a-scared to 10 alone. So fol-
ers some one"
Scared OF what?"
Der Salvation Armory." she an
wered
"Dey ketches yer and brings yer in
Rr der armory house. an den dcy says.
Yer my chile an 30 I'm scared"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
WHY THE rSoLIsmMAS DIDN'T.

Pretty Angelina swizzleblossom had
allon from her wheel and sprainod her
wrist. and Augustus Bloomengarden,
Aer manly escort. was kneellng by her
ide ondeayoring to bind a handker-
ihlef about the disabled member.
Rubber neck. rubber neck" yelled n
nearby newsboy 10 n passing Wheel
nan. who turned TO look back at the
nthetic scene. But her neck Isn't
hurt, don't you know" .eplled the as
tonlshod Augustus. and the newsboy
went and pounded his head against a
lamp post.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
Sport IN WESTERN CANADA.
while tho Farmers Grain l. HipeninE
sud His stock Growing rat lie MAY
tf... tts,ty of shoatiuu.

whns tho Farmers Grain 1. RipeulnE
and M. stock Growing rat lie NAY
Have Plenty Of shooting.
There is probably no country on the
American Continent whore the life OF
the farmer carries with Il that assur-
ance Of comfort and success a. does
Western Canada. Nor Is there 70 be
found anywhere else such pleasant
combination Game abounds every
where and nowhere does II adOrd such
perfect amusement a noted sports
man writing Of the fayorite pastlme
says: There Is one particular spot
where saw man drop seventy mall
lards one morning and bring them all
to bag. too. for they dropped In open
water or on Nat prairie. At the right
season Of the year you can sec black
lines and trianglcs cut sharply out
against the sky all round you. moving
very swiftly. and you begin TO wonder
whether you have enough cartridges
to hold out You can hear the pralre
chicken growing like bsrn-door fowls.
and little TO the northeast Is q hit
OF marshy ground. cattle-p0achod and
dappled with cleaning pools. where
the snipe are nearly as thick as mos
quitoes. A thin column Of blue smoke
curling up in the distance shows you
where n few wandering Indians nave
pitched their camp. but there Is no
other indication OF civilization in
sight. sim. the nelghborhood Is we'll
settled. and short drive will bring
you to a farmhouse. where you can
buy the finest butter and the freshest
eggs for unciyllIzed prices.
A very short railway Journey will
bring you TO a country full OF deer and
the lordly wapltl. the king Of the deer
tribe the world over and down ON tho
Nat. boggy land by the lake shores tho
moose will stand knee deep In water
on the summer evenings ready 20 Ito
down when the nlos get bo,herlng.
All day you breathe the wild free air
Of the prairie. and at might you are
lulled to sleep by the surge aad ripple
and splash Of the waves on the beach.
broken now and then by the wlerd
banshee-cry Of strange Waterfowl"
Particulars regarding settlement Of tho
lands OF Western Canada can be had
from any agent OF the Canadian gov
ernment whose advertisement appears
elsewhere In your columns.
OLD READER.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
SCOTCH WIT,

From Spare Moments A drunken
lhshman was once lodged In the cell
Scotch country police station.
vben he made a tremendous noise by
kklng the cell door with his heavy
hoh-nniIcd boots.
The constable who had charge OF tho
police station. going to the cell door.
opened II n little aud said
"Man. ye mioht pit ar yer butts. an
IN gle thom a bit rub. so that yen DO
respectable when ye come up afore the
haillo the morn"
The prisoner. flatterod at the re-
mcst. at once complied. and saw his
Mistake only when the constable shut
Ne door upon him. saying coolly
Eye can kick ava. moo. my man. rs
hhg as ye like"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
MANS SPHERE IN NATURE.
Evolution Theorists Declare lilo Has At
0aInaI Ia a. Ef..x

Evolution Theorists Declare lilo Has At
tained II by SLOW Degrees.
Since HuNley's pioneer work In 1868
n host OF Investigators have carried
forward the study Of structural resem-
blances connecting the genus man with
lower genera and orders. says Profess
sor w. J. MCGEE In his address as re-
firing president OF the Anthropologl-
cal society OF Washington. Today the
physical slmllaritles are among the
commonplace OF knowledge. what
soever the background OF philosophical
opinion concerning cause and Sc
quence. During the last decade or two
the investigators themselves. with
scarce an exception. have Como ono
step farther and now include sequence
OF development from lower to higher
forms as among the commonplace of
opinion, whatsoever the background OF
metaphysical notion as to the cause.
There the strictly blologic aspect OF the
question as TO mans place in nature
may safely be considered to rest. The
chief advances In anthropology have
related to what men do and what men
think, ana the progress has been such
as to indicate with fairly satisfactory
clearness the natural history OF human
thinking. as well as that OF human do
ing. AS Is shown by the latest re-
searches. the mental workings OF the
human are analogous with those OF the
lower animals. while the range from
the Instinct and budding reason OF
higher animals 20 the thinking OF the
lowest man would seem far less than
that separating the beast-foarlng saw
age from the scientist and statesman.
In short, the evident tendency OF the
science OF anthropology Is, according tc
Professor MCGEE. toward the establish
mont OF a mental as well as physical
evolution OF man from n prototype OF
lower rank In the animal Kingdom
Chicago Chronicle
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07

A railroad bridge across the Dea
River. near Boone. Ia. Is TO be called
Kate Shelley Bridge, after u heroine
who 20 years ago saved passenger
train from destruction there. She was
then a girl OF 10 and was seated In her
mothers cottage when one night she
saw an engine fall through a bridge
during raging flood Lighting a Ian
tern, she sped away through the storm
TO Molngona. told OF the disaster and
saved passenger train from follow
ing the Inflated engine 20 a watery
grave. The state OF Iowa gave her a
medal for her bravery, her name has
been celebrated In poetry and prose.
and. ~ a lasting monument TO her he
role deed. II has been decided TO name
the structure now In process OF con-
struetlon the Kate Shelley Bridge,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07

Neighbour saw the doctor at your
door this morning, Is any one sick?"
Nellie (aged 5)--"Yes'm. Papa's got
the EXPLANATORY rheumatism" Neigh
bor-"oh, no. You mean lnnammatory
rheumatlsm." Nellie-"Well, anyway.
he lust hollers all the time"
'I'm very much afraid Ill never
meet yuu In heaven, Johnny" said n
sunday school teacher TO mlsehlov-
ons pupil why" exclaimed tho I'M
corrlglblo youth. what have you been
doing now?"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07

Rev. DR.. Hints. pastor OF Plymouth
church. Brooklyn. Is evidently not a
success Ia maintaining the congrega'
ton that Henry Ward Beeoher so
long mlnlatercd 20, II he were he
would not be going around the coun-
try lecturlng ON the decadence OF re-
llglon ~ reflected In the absenteolsm
from church services. one OF tho rea-
sons he gives for non-attendance at
church ON the part OF the people Is
that tired feeling" The American
young man. after hard weeks work,
Is too weary 10 arise on Sunday morn
ing and sleeps until noon. That keeps
him from church, To overcome this
MIR, HILLS would have a half holiday
ON Saturday 80 that the young man
could 30 TO bed carly In the evening
and get sufficient rest to be up Sunday
in time for religious services.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07
,MSb psf 2e IS Ig 49, 80
IF (IB&>E5S&EY5SR

and smile and seem 20 enjoy yourself
seeing the Joy you had given to others.
Sometimes you would fairly yell with
delight at the good things you had
done. and one Of these outbursts seem
ed so real that It actually woke me
up"
Great heavens'" the troubled mag.
nate exclaimed; that wasn't dream.
Your mother had an uncle that went
Insane. I've always been afraid II
might crop out again. and now my
worst fears are realized Here Helpl
Help'"-Rocord Herald.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-06-07

In order TO encourage and stimulate
tho cotton industry a London Arm Is
making arrangements with It's New
Orleans house to send an expedition
OF experts TO West Africa, in order
10 teach the natives how to plant and
grow cotton. The idea Is to send two
experts from the southern states to
each OF the principal West African
colonies. viz, Lagos. Sierra Leone,
bathurst and Cape Coast Castle and II
Is ANTICIPATING that this viii be tho
means OF creating a new and impor-
tant industry In that part OF the world.