The Republican journal., 1901-02-14
If your stomach is weak it should have
help Hoods Sarsaparilla gives strength to
the stomach and cures dyspepsia and indi-
peStiOn

SeStlOn.
At the ''Uncle Tom Show ''-"Ive been to
a heap of shows, but I've never seen two
people act more like they was really fond Of
each other than Little Eva and Mr.. St.
mother" Indianapolis Press.
No one would ever be bothered with con-
stipatiOn if everyone knew how naturally
and quickly Burdock Blood Bitters regulates
the stomach and bowels.
Butcher-"Come, John, be lively now;
and put Mr. Smiths ribs in the basket for
him. John (Driskly y)-'All right, sir, just
as soon as I've sawed off Mr.. Murphey's
Leg" [Tit-Bits.
Cures Group, sore throat, pulmonary
trOubles-MOnarch over pain of every sort.
Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil.
She-sWhat if l have loved another,
dear? Don't you know it has only prepar-
ed me for the greater love have for you ?"
''That's all right, but how do l know that
the love you now have for me isn't prepar-
ing you for greater and higher love for
some one else?' Life.
No man can cure consumption. You can
prevent it though. DR.. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
sore throat. Never fails.
Blase. Caller: ''If your doll is squeezed
does she cry Mamma ?'' Little Elsie-"Oh,
no, she got over that this is her second sea-
son out, you know" Puck.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor, old and young-terrible the torture
they suffer. Only one sure cure DOan'S
Ointment. Absolutely safe, can't fail
The Blessed Child-"The naughty boy
told me to go to the bad place. said little
A1uarnOn SsNpS - said hiS fond
"But l told him l never went anywhere
without my papa" philadelphia North
American.
Let me say l have used Ely's Cream
| Balm for catarrh and can thoroughly rec
| ommend it for what it claims Very truly,
| (Rev.) II. W. Hathaway, Elizabeth, N. J.
l tried Ely's Cream Balm, and to all ap-
pearances am cured of catarrh. The terri
BILE headaches from which l long suffered
are gone.-W. J. Hitchcock, late Major U.
S. Vol. and A. A. Gen, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Balm does not lrritate or cause SneeZ-
ing. Sold by druggists at 81 cts. or mailed
by Ely Brothers, IS Warren s., New York
Willing to Compromise 'sYour Majesty" !"
said the right-hand man of the native king,
along the coast" ''Well, we don't want to
have any trouble" said the king. ''Ask him
if his people wouldn't be satisfied with a
, coaling station" Puck.
Man and wife in Distress.-Rev. DR..
Bochror of Buffalo, says: s'My wife and
were both troubled with distressing Catarrh,
but we have enjoyed freedom from this az.
| gravating malady since the day we first
used DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Power. Its
action was instantaneous, giving the most
grateful relief within ten minutes after first
| application" 80 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes q Co.-T
| The Last Resort Superintendent: ''These
goods won't sell at eleven cents a yard. .
teen and put them on the bargain counter. y
| brooklyn Life.
| In Heart Disease 1t works like magic
| Heart Disease From uneaSlneSS and palpi-
tation it developed into abnormal action
humping, t1uttering and choking sensations
DR.. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gave in
slant relief, and the bad symptoms have en-
tirely disappeared. 1t is a wonder worker -
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.'S
Burglar (sternly): "Where's yer hus-
bed Burglar: sThen Won't take ken noth- diEs
ing. It's bad enough to have such a hus-
band without being robbed, too" Tit Bits.
Woman, Why? You have sallow skin,
resort to cosmetics and powders to hide the
effects? Dr.. Agnew's Liver Pills regulate
the system and restore to the cheek the
healthful rosy bloom and peach blush of
youth. From one to two pills dose will
clarity and purify the complexion in short
order 10 cents for 40 doses. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Co.'S
tom s'Anti-bilious ?'' Child readily
| ''No, sir; uncle is Punch.
Itching, Burning, c. eening, Crawling
Skin Diseases relieved in flew minutes by
DR.. Agnew's Ointment. DR.. Agnew's Oint-
! ment relieves instantly, and cures letter,
! Salt Rheum, Scald Head Eczema, Ulcers,
Blotches, and all Eruptions of the Skin. 1t
| is soothing and quieting and acts like magic
in all Baby Humors, Irritation of the Scalp
OF Rashes during teething time. 50 cents a
box. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
| llOWeS & CO.-S0
No Venture About It.-"Is this your first
venture in matrimony?" the preacher asked,
while the groom was out in the vestibule
giving certain instructions to the best man,
who was, also, his head clerk. ''My dear
Mr.. Goodleigh," she replied, almost blush
ing, ''this isn't a venture at ALL He has
given me deed to more than S6O,OOO worth
Of property already" Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
| "An International COurtsnip' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
| London weekly newspaper as ''a remark
able novel" 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published bya The Neely Co., ia
Fifth Ave-, N. Y. Postpaid $1.0o 3yrs24
Derivative. "I'm trying to get some in
formation about a friend of mine named
Fox, who came out here" said the stranger
from the East. '.They tell me he died of
some throat trouble 81 guess that's about
right" replied the cowboy "What was it ?
Bronchitis ?' "Bronkitis? That's a new
| one on me, but reckon l see the connec-
| ton. He stole a bronco" Philadelphia
| Press
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
| ment Soc, 80 days treatment $1.OO. Sold by
| A. A. HOwes & Co., druggists, Belfast, Me,
3yrs24.
A Good Trait Mrs Knowsit. $50 YOU
are engaged to Miss Sweetleigh do not
| wish to discourage you, but | understand
that she has said she had absolutely no
wish to know how to cook Mr.. Wise
e'That's right. proposed to her as soon as
heard it." Baltimore American.
Concerning Seattle, Puget Sound, Wash
ington State and Alaska, consult Bureau of
Information, Seattle, Wash, @. NJ. Moore,
secretary. 1tf
Rafntation ssJ want Won to toll mo oap