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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-09-20
NOURNED AS DEAD
Ben F. Hetherington, Who Dis
appeared Three Years Ago,
is Heard From.
SOLDIER IN THE PHILIPPINES
w. J. Helmet Surprises Folks
After an Absence of 80
Years.

An interesting story comes from
Clinton as to how Ben +. Hetheriug-
ton, a former resident of that city,
who has been mourned as dead for
the past three years by kis wife and
relatives, has turned up in a rather
sensational manner in The Philippine
islands, where he is now serving in
the United States army. 10 1899
Hetherington's wife, whose maiden
name was Marie Reed, received let
ter from him, in which he stated he
was tired of life and was going to
drown himself in Lake Michigan. A
day or two later his clothes were
found along the lake shore near Chi
cago and it was supposed he had car
ried out his threat, and his wife
mourned him as dead. A day or two
ago County Attorney G. II. George
received a copy of a letter from the
war department, by Capt. M. S. Jar
Wis. of Company ID. United States
infantry, now in the Philippine is
lands, in which the captain stated one
of the privates in hi, company, Ben
+. Hetberington, had informed him
that there was an Indictment against
him in Clinton county, charging him
with the murder of his wife ia March,
1899; that his wife had died from an
overdose of morphine given her by
her physician, and that he could
prove his innocence IL be could secure
discharge and return to Clinton.
He also informed his captain that q
large reward had been offered for his
apprehension.
County Attorney George says no in
dictment has ever been returned
against Hetherington and that he
was never charged with the crime for
which he SAYS he has been indicted.
Furthermore, Mr.. George says Heth
erington's wife is alive and is resi-
dent of Sterling, Ill. 1t is the opinion
OF the county attorney that Hether-
ington is tired of fighting FiliPinos
and that his story of Indictment is
scheme to secure discharge so he can
return to the United States. Hether-
ington conducted a barber shop in
Clinton for q number OF years.
Long Deferred Visit.
Word comes from Wilkes barre. Pa ;,
says the Davenport Democrat, to the
effect that w j. Helmet
has perpetrsted a surprise on his
relatives out there. The story is that
BILL" as he is known in Davenport.
quarreled with his father and left
home 33 years ago. He came to
Davenport and the family mourned
him as dead. Tuesday night a man
walked into the home OF Michael Hell
mel, of Wilkesbarr and asked. Don't
you k6ow me? / am your brother"
1t was Bill, and he was greeted as one
returned from the dead. He found
that his parents had been dec ceased
some years, but that several of his
brothers and sisters were living. Mr.
Helmets longing to return home is
said TO have arisen shortly after the
death of his wife not long ago. Mr..
Helmet is a salooukeeper and sgent
of the United Breweries company, at
1913 Rockingham road. Inquiry
there elicts the fact that Mr.. Helmet
is at Wilkesbar as stated, and is
expected to return some time
next week.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
REUNITED BY MUSIC.
"My ola New Hampshire Home
Leads 10 Affecting Meeting.

"My Ola New Hampshire Home"
Leads TO Affecting Meeting.
Attracted by the strains of My Old
New Hampshire Home" played by a
band at Atlantic City, Robert Wilson. a
millionaire Texas oil magnate, found his
brother Henry from whom he had sep
arated in anger fifteen years before in
Nashua. \. H., and Of whom he had
heard nothing during that time
Mr.. Wilson and his bride of two weeks.
the women over whom the brothers had
quarrelod years ago. were passing tie
Blue Cavern Grotto when the strains of
the music reached their ears. Mr.. vii
son induced his bride and a friend to 90
in, and there seated at table were his
brother and his wife. The recognition
about each others neck, the quarrel Of
years ago was made UP and the party
will spend the summer together.
Fifteen years ago the brothers were in
the marble business in Nashua, y. II.
Robert had just reached his majority and
Henry was FIVE years his senior. Both
were calling on Miss Mary Bennington,
pretty 17-year-old girl The younger
Wilson was much enamored Of her, and,
calling Oh her one evening became jcal-
Gus Of MS brothers attentions to her ahG
demanded that she refuse TO receive hun
This she declined to do. and young vii.
son left her home in rage, declaring
that he would never again see has. He
wrote his brother, charging that ne had
aIienated Miss Bennngton's affections.
and declaring that their partnership mast
be dissolved.
After settling up his affairs the noxt
day Robert Wilson left his home. and
nothing was heard of him until their 70
mantle meeting. Young Wilson went 10
Reading, Pa, and from there to CALVES
tor, where he met joe Davis, one uf the
largest ranch owners in Texas. He en-
tered Davis employ and five years ago
was taken in as a partner. The ranch is
ten miles west Of Galveston. and includes
The spindle Top country, which has
recently produced oil wells. Wilson IN
duced his partner 10 bore for oil On their
ranch.
The result was the Great Spindle"
gusher. and Wilson and Davis awoke one
morning TO find themselves oil maguates
and millionaires
Wilson felt a longing 10 Visit the scenes
nf his childhood in New Hampshire. Ac-
cGmpanied by his partner. Davis. who
mad never before been East, ne arrived
in Nashua. He learned that his brother
Henry had now married Miss Bennnc
ton. and had gone 70 Boston, where he
was the senior member Of the prosperous,
firm Of Wilson d Henrickson, marie
dealers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
IRISHMEN IN FRANCE.
Many Names Have Figured with the
Higaest Nobility of the Nation.

The Irish soldiers az Fontenoy be
queathed TO their beloved France names
which became so many synonyms for
honor and worth and fidelity. The I.al-
lyS and the billions have. ever since fig
ured with the highest nobility of the n.
ton. We find more than one Dillon
raised to the dignity of an archbishop;
cousin of the future Empress Josephine.
fought in America with Lafayette, and
later, during the reign of terror in 1894,
when he was commander-in-chiefO of the
French army Of the north, persisted on
the guillotine. Again we find another
Irish descendant Clarke. selected by Ma
poleon as his minister If war and given
the title of Duke of Feltre. We find
Guillaume Meagher occupying one of the
most promino mt posts in the East Indian
troubles; later still. in the early days If
the now spent century, we find an Able
MaceaEthy. famous as courted preacher
of such extraordinary merit that an emf
nent authority. NJ. IGard, for many years
the taciturn superior Of the seminary of
st. Sulpice. declared him to be head and
shoulders above Lacordaire; we find a
Macdonald of Highland ancestry, but of
irish brigade schooling, the type Of
French honor. as BOurrienne calls MIN.
created a marshal of France by the great
Emperor upon the battlefield at Wagram.
The general opinion was" continued the
secretary of Napoleon. that the eleva-
ticn Of Macdonald added less To the mar
shaFs military reputation than it re
bounded to the honor of the Emperor"
Just half n century after WaGram we
lind MacMah0n winning the battle of
Magenta, receiving in recompense the
honor of a dukedOm. and destined later
on to fill the highest maGistracy in the
gift Of the French enublic,-Donahue's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
whisky for the south Pole.

II viii not be long now before the pub
lxIsss invited to 80 on board the Antarc-
tic ship Discovery, being provisioned in
the port of London for her voyage to-
ward the South pole. The larder of the
Discovery is a revelation. There are
thousands of tins of all sorts Of timed
foods. To while away the tedium of
long Arctic nights tobacco, beer and
Scotch whisky have been slowed away
in luxurious abundance. The brand of
the whisky was never written on a wine
list There is also a frst-rate library,
chief among the books being works re-
lating to the sea, and, Of course, Jules
Verne's "An Antarctic Mystery" is in
cluded.-London Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
wabasha Hears Good News.

Wabasha, MINI, Aug 19-George
Huber of this town suffered from Kid
ney Trouble and Backache. He was
very bad. Dodd's Kidney Pills. a new
remedy, has cured him completely. He
is now quite well and able to work.
He says Dodd's Kidney Pills are worth
their weight in gold.
News comes to hand almost every
day of wonderful cures by Dodd's Kid
ney Pills, which, although but recently
introduced in this country, has already
made many warm friends by it's splen-
did results In the most serious cases of
Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy
Rheumatism and Backache
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
FOR WOMEN ONLY.
Free Treatment During Hot Weather
by DIR. Hartman.

BY the assistance OF an experienced stan
of physicians. DIR. Hartman proposes 10
direct the treatment OF several thousand
women, who for one reason or another are
aillng.
Each patient sends name, symptoms and
a short description of previous treatment,
and are entered In the doctors books as
regular patients.
The treatment Is directed from time to
time as mey be found necessary by the doc
tor, without charge. Every letter and name
Is held strictly confidential. and In no case
will any one be published except by the ex-
press wish Of the patient herself
These cases are treated with the same care
and fidelity as the private patients OF n reg
ular family physician. During the past year
large number OF cases have been cured.
Every item OF the treatment Ia directed, for
which no charge whatever is made
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF The
Hartman Ssnitarium, Columbus, Ohio, for
free treatment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
INSURANCE FOR COWS.
Novel Association Formed at Ne
gaunee.

ANONGA AshOCIutlOu n oEmeu at Ne
gaunee.
The very latest thing in insurance prof
ects is local association to protect own
ers of COWS against loss by their death
from natural causes, or the violent taking
off Of their bovine property of that class.
says a Negaunee (NIich9 dispatch 1t
has Just been formed and is known as
the Negaunee Cow Insurance asSOcia-
ton. When a cow dies from old age or
disease. OF is killed by the cars or in any
accidental way. the owner, if a member
Of the association, is paid SEQ, that be
ing the value placed on all animals in
sured, regardless of pedigree, age or any
other consideration.
The association already has n mem
hership Of 40 and the number of cows
insured is more than 500. Each COW is
closely described and the description is
Kept on file, so that when a COW dies the
defunct bovine can he identified as one
on which insurance was carried. When
a loss occurs the amount to he paid is
raised by an assessment on the mem
hprc
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
MADE STRONG AND WELL
A Prominent Lady Raised from Sick Bed by
Pe-ru-na-E Entirely Cured in Two Weeks.

writes: ~
was troubled with very serious female
weakness; bad spells OF flowing that ex-
hausted me so that I feared | would lose
my mind. / suffered untold agony with my
PACK, the pain extending down my left leg.
MY pain was so severe. that / would have
welcomed death at any moment-so no one
need wonder that | recommend Peruna so
highly. for ii cured me entirely OF that Not
q sign OF pain has returned, and that will
soon he two years now.
Il am glad that there is a way can speak,
trusting that many a sufferer will read my
testimonial, and not only read but believe"
Mrs. VIM. Henderson.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Commune more Familiarity with your
father the sun Go out Of your dark
little office-for no matter how bright the
electric light. it is after all not sunshine.
Send your children where the sun can
kiss their cheeks TO a rosy hue and show
the gold in their pretty curls. Respect
your father the sun. DO not revile him
when he sheds his warmth too enthusi-
astically. Think Of the long, dark days
when his face will be hidden Sunshine
is the Creators blessing. Let MS bare
our heads 70 lt-Chicagn LnnrnlL
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
Animal Sounds.

Tho roar Of a lion can be heard farther
- the sound of any other living crea-
Nc NC Next comes the cry of a hyena,
an5 then the boot OF the owl; after these
an AZ nanther and the jackal. The donkey
IN IN he heard fifty times farther than the
S Sa[ and the cat ten times farther than
~ BOG. Strange as it may seem, the
nv of hare can be heard farther than
tbar Of either the cat or the dog.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
Best for the Bowels.

a cancer, you will never get well until
Your bowels are put right. CASCA-
REFS help nature, cure you without a
grippe or pain, produce easy natural move
ments, cost you just 10 cents to start get
ting your health back. CASCARETS
Candy Cathartic. the genuine. put up in
metal boxes every tablet has G. G. G.
STAMPED on il. Beware Of limitations.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
Dictionary's Mission is 70 Follow.

Not til years after Huxley had coined
the word ''agnostic' did its assured vi
tally justify admission into every die
tionary. Yet the initiated knew it for
an immortal from its birth. In short
the dictionary must follow, It cannot
lead. 1t must await the popular verdict,
not anticipate it.-Literarv Era.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Please accepf hearty thanks on
behaf OF Peruna. thar wonderful med
fcine which raised me from sick bed
and made strong ami well woman OF
me In Fwo weeks. suffered with
bearing-dowH paias. backache and con-
ritual headache, and found no relief
until tried PerHHa. IL cured. me COM
piefeIy, and feel as young and wen
as when IS. wish every woman knew
fhe merits OF the medicine. and no
home would be wIfhour II. Mrs. r. a.
Cr0kier.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Shake mo your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns. Bunions. Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet AT all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, pc. Sample sent FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. y. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Little May was showing the pictures
in the album to the visitor and. on
opening the page containing tho portrait
of her fathers first wife. she said:
That's my eldest mother. Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

He who has been refused a kiss
1T used to he an easy matter to kiss
You. What has come over you!'
She-"My doctor told me | must take
more exercise. Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Teacher-"Jo Johnny, how many different
kinds of force are thereY' Johnny
Three kinds" Name them Bod
ly force, mental fierce" and the police
force" Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Patient-"Doctor, woull you mind
stopping at the chemists and paying for
this prescription? I'm short Of change"
Doctor thurriedly writing another pre-
Scriptionl-"EXcuse me. made mis-
take. You don't need any nerve medi-
cine. Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

The Head Waiter-'That Humane So
ciety woman made a big fuss about her
Yes SHE claims that il acalded fy
that got inc it.''-Harper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
YOUR LUCKY Ap.

Don't be idle Busy perSous are always hBppy. We
want special representa- yes IN every county fcu
can turn every hour into dollars working Sitl Us.
S4eAn business; good induce big ptoft dlYi-
oeIldg 70 workers Address for full particulars
OTTO L. BRUDER, MsnsgeT, Msyyi,ic W!s
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

The Chief Cost.-Askit-"A nd SO you
have given up your summer "trip to Wet
spot-by -the-SeaT p Tellit-"Yes, I had
TO. had money enough for expenses.
but not enough for tips. baltimore
American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Merchant TO new boyl-"Has the book
keeper told you what 10 do in the after
nConE Gouth-"Yes, sir; l am to wake
him up when / see you coming. Tit
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Little May was showing the pictures
in the album TO the visitor, and on OPEN
ing the page containing the portrait of
her fathers first wife. she said That's
my eldest mother. "-Tit-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Hard nes.-Drummer-"I is pretty
hard TO get a drink in this town. isn't il -
Landlord (KansaS hoteD-"You bet.
Why, you cant even work the snake
bite racket any more unless you carry
the snake 20 the dru4 store and let him
bite YOU in the presen If a committee
Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Postman-"Here's a letter for your
folks" Farmer-"Wcll, well. that's two
must think we don't do nothin' bur
write.'-Indianap News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

The Widows Intendcd-"Wen, Tom
Rly. has your mother told you of my
good fortune" Tommy-"No. She
only said she was going to marry you"'-
Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Cobwigger-"Things are invented as
we need them
Merritt don't know about that. I'd
be much better off if somebody had years
ago invented a horseless racetrack."-
Smart SCI.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Mr.. Jackson "Didn't1le boss glib yo'
a recommend wen 20 left?' Mr.. John
son-"Oh. yes. He recommended Fai-
kem's Nervine for dat tired feelin -
Leslie's Weekly
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Mamma Erecting the familiar ryhmel
-" Old Mother Hubbard went to the
cupboard to get the poor dog bone .
Little Percy twho has overheard some
thingi-"Ma. did she have a skeleton IL
her closet oo?'-Smart Set.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

He-"very funny, isn't it:' She
Very" He-"Of course you under
stand French wel? "She-"Not a
word" Hc-"Bul you laugh" She-"So
do the others The title Of tho song
is "Persoune ne COmprend. Punch,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

How do you know" Mabel (sweetlyl-
There are limits even to heroisn."
Town and Country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

That was an appropriate flower Lord
ImpecCne wore when he was married to
Miss Nuggets. i had not heard of il.
What was it?' a marigold. Tit
BITS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
II Tea able Salad. Il

Chattel Chatter.-@'Did you ever see
anything SO stuck up as that pump"
remarked the sawhuck. And why not Z"
replied the miiking-stool Hes well
connected, you see Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Everything Convenient.--Mrs. Smith
docking at fat,-"But l don't see any
closets" Mr.. Smith-"Why, my dear,
every rooms a closet. Town and Coun-
try.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Very Likely.-Wife-" somehow just
feel in my bones that we viii 90 10 En-
rope this summer" Husband-"In which
bone do you feel it most|' Wife
We'll. | don't exactly know. but / guess
it's my wishbone. Boston Traveller
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Women were first permitted TO be-
come employees in government Offices IN
1862.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
Relics OF Cuba's Indians.

After a successful visit to Cuba in
search Of traces Of relics Of abor.2ina!
Indian inhabitants Of that island Curator
Stewart Cuiin Of the University mu-
with a large and valuable collection 0f
Specimens Pnhllc Lcdgrr
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24
STATE OF OHIO. CITY or TOLEDO, I =.
LES lnIrA.rN -.

FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner Of the firm Of F. J CHENEY &
Co., doing business in the city OF Tole 10, County
and State aforesRid. and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use or HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9th day of December A. D. $50
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

am sure Piso's Cure fer Consumption
saved my life three years aco.-Mrs.
Thos. Robbins, Maple Street Norwich,
y. Y. Feb II, 1900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

To BE Consistently Bumcr-''The
doctor thinks / ought to 90 on a fishing
trip" Mrs. Won Blumer-"But of course
Won don't believe him" Won Blumer-
why nctE' Mrs. Won Bumer-"WeIi.
You didn't have any confidence in him
when he told me | ought to 90 10 Eu-
rope. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

what did Name say when her father
gave her that new gold watch asked
one gladstone girl.
oh. the same thing that she ALWAYS
says. She remarked that She was hav
ing a perfectly lovely time. Washing
ton Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Cause and Effect Hes quite prom
inent politician here, is he not?" inquired
the visiting Briton. oh, no. he's Il
statesman replied the native well,
what's the differeace|' "A statesman
my dear sir. is one who is in politics be-
cause he has money. 4 politician is one
who has money because he is in politics. -
Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Homepun. III tell you every time
how you can find suitable wife for
yourself You ask the girl, What rises :
and if she says The moon flag her.
But if she says The bread. why. grab
her before She can say No New
York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Johnny" said the ,ttic fellows nam
ma, Il want to give you piece of Ike.
hut ] can't find the key TO the pantry.
That's all right. mamma" replied bright
little Johnny. Il know how to get in
without KEY" That's all | want Il
know" she said. as she reached for the
lipper,-Glasgow Evening Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
RH~Sold by Druggists, Toe
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

Reached the Limit.-Maud-"Yo
iance called On me last night Mabel
-"Indeed?' Maud-"Yes. guess what
he said 10 me- Mabel haven the
least notion" Maud-"He said. i wish
that dared 70 kiss Won Mabel ICON
fdentlyl-'Bu; be didn't do it, Maud
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-08-24

The new arrival at the boarding house
proved to be a woman suffragist.
Il look for wider opportunity Of use
fulness for downtrodden woman. My
said, lis for an elevated sphere
Don't care if | join YOU said the
Coarse Boarder. High bali for NE, too
New York Times.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1901-09-29
WOMEN BORROW TROUBLE.

The reason that so many women go
bankrupt in happiness is not that they
have so much real sorrow, but because
they persist in borrowing trouble at
usurious rates of interest. 1t used to
be thought that i'll health and deli
cacy in women were a hall mark of
feminine refinement and delicacy. and
for woman to have owned a hearty
appetite would have been esteemed al
most unladylike. Thank heaven. we
have outgrown that piece of idiocy. but
women have not yet gotten beyond a
Kind of sentimental feeling that melan-
cnoly is an indication that they are
serious minded and take soulful views of
life.
Perhaps no one will exactly admit
that charge. but woman who is bright
and lively, who enjoys a good dinner
frankly and good laugh, and who finds
lie amusing and diyerting, especially one