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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-12-26
Recommendation oTa Well Kno,cn Chicago
PhysioiaH.

use and prescribe Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for almost all obstinate, CONSTRUCTED
coughs, with direct results. / prescribe 1t TO
children OF all ages. Am glad to recommend it
bronchial Affections. 1t is non. narcotic and
safe In the hands of the most unprofessional.
A universal panacea. for all mankind Mrs.
Mary r. Melenly, NJ. D.. Phi. D.. Chica go. Ill.
This remsdy is for sale by b. o. Wood.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-12-26

Have you tried coke? 1t
makes the finest, cleanest,
neatest, cheapest and hottest
fire. The Mccall Coal and Coke
Co. has a splendid lot of coke
on hand. Assorted sizes, the
price lis right too. Try few
bushels and you will never use
any other. Phone No. 121.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28

Window shades from DC up at Buffers.
Children's hats 8, 10, 10, 81 and 10 cts.
at Buffers,
Go to the Lamar Mercantile Co., for
your rubber boots.
Nothing can be better than McLeans
Ice Cream.
Ladies' shoes at cost except Queen
Quality, at Lamar Mercantile 20.
New line OF school shoes at prices to
compete with the best at Buffers.
Lamar Mercantile Co., for staple and
fancy groceries at bottom prices.
Try our Ice Cream. II it isn't first
class don't pay for it, Mclean Bros.
Boys school suits at cost. Must have
room for fall clothing. j. M. Johnston.
sB- Money to Loan. .'Wso
A. +. CRAWFORD.
WOOD for sale Mt the Fair grounds,
cheap. Apply to W. A. Hasty, foreman.
All kinds Of Lumber at the right kind
OF prices at Markers Lumber yard,
southwest OF the depot.
What is it? Children cry for, every
body buys and enjoys McLean's Ice
Cream.
Big sale OF boys school suits. All
sizes, many patterns, all durable and
well made. Many are heavy weight. We
sell them to you at what they cost US.
j. NJ, Johnston.
The American Buncher, is an attatch-
ment for punching all kinds OF hay
corps. 1t can be adjusted to fit any
make OF moving machines, and ID far
better for handling alfalfa seed than the
old fashioned way OF moving and rak-
ing. Just take a look at them at U. Z.
Huddlestons.
For short time we intend to sell boys
suits and odd pants at cost. We've too
many now and more coming soon. 10
make room for the new ones those now
on hand will be sold at and below cost.
]. M. Johnston.
SIN. Irwin. one OF our leading dry goods
merchants, is again at the front with
another leading enterprise, which will be
Of great interest to all concerned. He
donates his time each Saturday to sup
plying his customers with merchandise
out OF his large stock of goods at whole
sale prices. This is n praiseworthy act
which the workmen and farmers espe-
cially will value.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
Fair Notes.

Frontier Day, September 10, will be n
hummer. Don't miss it.
You can't afford to miss Frontier Day
Thursday, September 10, 1t will be the
banner day of the fair.
The premium list will be out soon and
prizes are offered for most everything.
Save your best samples.
A $50 saddle is the first prize in the
roping contest and $40 cash the second
This will induce spirited contest.
The cash and special prizes for From.
tier Day will surely attract great deal
OF contest in the Broncho- Busting and
Roping exhibitions.
The stock and business men OF the
county have offered number OF specia
prizes for certain exhibits, which makes
the worth looking after.
The chance for four weeks OF racing
has brought a number Of good horses to
the valley, and the races will surely be
the best ever seen here.
Amy one having wild or untamed
bronchos and wish to have them rode al
the contest during the fair, will hand ii
their names to A. E. Downer, Secy.
The track committee for the Fail
specially request all parties driving Out
for pleasure to use the new race track
now completed as much as possible.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
Church Services.

BAPTIST CHURoH.-Regular services
next Sunday. Sunday school at 10 n. m.
Preaching II a. m: and p. m. All are
invited.
p. A. EUBANK, Pastor.
CHURCH OF CHRIsr-Next Sunday
morning is "Church Extension Day." 1t
will be observed in the usual manner.
Evangelistic services at 8 p. M. Special
music by our choir. The Y. P. S.
G. E., and prayer meeting at the regular
hours. Your are cordially invited.
CLAY T. RUNYoN. Pastor.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
Chairs from SOC to s14.oo at Buffers.

Chairs from 5Uc to S14.OO at Buffers.
All dishes will be sold at cost at Butler s
Special sale of school suits at J. NJ.
Johnston's.
Carpet by the yard %, 30, 80, co and Is
cents at Buffers.
FOUND-A bundle Of ladies' clothing
Call at A. Van Deusen's.
Don't forget the cost sale OF school
suits at j. M. Johnston's.
Go to the Marker Lumber Yard for
all kinds Of Building Material.
A full line misses and childrens shoes
at the Lamar Mercantile Co.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
For Sale Cheap o

Three-room dwelling house., stable,
trees, block of lots. In good location.
Reasonable terms. See,
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
To Trade.

Some fine fresh milch COWS and two
nice young mules to trade for stone and
concrete work. See or write
A. E. CRAWFORD
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
AHouse to Let.

have good six room house to rent.
d. E. COOPER.
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28
a Guaranteed attraction

High class singing, illustrated songs, musical
novelties and a comedy. Latest songs, solos,
duets and trios. Gus Burton. the great mimic
in his famous laughing songs. y - - y y y
The Lamar register., 1901-08-28

Last Sunday, at midday, at the resi-
dence of Judge and Mrs. c. E. Billings
lea, their daughter Miss Anna, was mar
ried to Mr.. j. S. Chenoweth. Mr.. Cheno-
weth is one OF the most substantial
farmers IN the county, and has large in
has resided in Prowers county for sever
al years, and has been one OF the most
popular teachers employed in the var
ious school districts. Many congratu
lations are extended to the welded
couple and many school children hope
that Miss Anna will be very, very happy.
Vacation days will soon be over and
the school bell will again call the pupils
together. Next Monday, which is the
regular day for the opening Of the fall
term, will witness the gathering of
teachers and pupils, but as the day will
be Labor Day, there will be little done
beyond assembling. On Tuesday, how
ever, the school work will commence in
earnest. A corps OF teachers has been
engaged, which promises to be up to, il
not surprising the former high class Of
instructors heretofore employed. Sew
eral Of the old force still remain and the
new teachers have every possible good
recommendation. With proper encour-
agement, the Lamar schools will become
models for other towns to copy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
NOTICE.

Sealed tenders will he received by
the Board of Fire Commissioners, Ho.
nOlulu Fire Department, at their Of
Tee, Central Station, until ~ o'clocii
noon October Sth, 1901, for supplying,
the Department with a team of two
horses; these horses to be sound and
active, weigh about 1900 lbs. each,
stand II hands high, age between 7
and years old, and must pass inspeC'
ton by the Government Veterinary
Surgeon and meet the approval OF the
chief Engineer after two weeks trial I:
delivery to be made within 60 days aft,
er notification of acceptance of tender.
The Commissioners reserve the
right TO reject any or all bids.
X. X. G. WALLACE,
Secretary Board of Commissioners,
Honolulu Fire Department.
l944.l3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
HOME FOR INCURAb[ES

The corporation lately formed to es-
tablish Home for Incurables is not
inactive. There was conference yes
terday between the trustees and the
building committee. when q report
from the latter on site was presented
and discussed. No decision was
reached. F. ]. Lowrey, VIM. Mutch
and A. A. Young are the building COM
mittee. At present the choice of u
site for the Home lies between three
lots in the Kaimuki tract.
The trustees present at the meeting
were j. b. Atherton, chairman. S. T..
Damon and T. Give Davies. In view
Of the intended departure OF Mr. Da-
yies in the steamer Peru his brother.
George Davies, was appointed to servo
In his place meantime as temporary
chairman.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
NEW TO-DAY
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

The undersigned having been ap.
pointed administrator with the will
annexed OF the estate of Paul Fried.
rich August Ehlers, deceased. late Of
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, notice
is hereby given to all persons having
claims against said estate to present
their claims, duly authenticated and
with proper vouchers, II any exist,
even II the claim is secured by mort
gage upon real estate, at the Office Of
the undersigned ut II. Hackfeld &
Co. Ltd, Queen street, Honolulu,
within six 90 months from the date
hereof, or they will be forever barred.
w. PFOTENHAUER,
Administrator.
19iG--Sept. 10, 26; Oct. A.. II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
PROGRAMME
OF the
SIXTH CELEBRATION OF
Regatta Day
Saturday, Sept. Il, 'Ol
Honolulu HarbOr,
COMMENCING AT $3.50 A. ".
COMMENCING, AT $3.50 A. N.

/. SlN-oared sliding seat barge, free
iy all. Prize, $50; trophy.
2 SiN-Oared gig race: stationary
scals. Prize. $50.
!. SiX.oared sliding seat barge,
heshman race. Prize. $25; trophy.
4. First class yacht race. FIRST
prize $50, trophy: second. $50, trophy.
i. Second class yacht race. First
nrize, s35. trophy; second, 500, trophy.
g. Third class yacht race. FIRST
,riEe $50 trophy; second, $50 trophy.
hird. sl5 trophy.
!. Fourth class yacht race. First
price, s25 trophy; second. $40 trophy
\. Tug of war between Japanes.
dshing boats. Prize, 500.
2. Swimming race; 100 yards
straightaway. Prize. SIS.
TO- Diving contest for time. Prize
SIS.
l@rERMIsSIoN FOR LUNCH.
~ four-oared shell race. Prize, S2J
uophy.
". Whaleboat race. First prize, $50;
second, so.
10. Six.paddle canoe race. FRS,
prize, $50: second. SIS.
"a. Intermediate siX.oared barge
iace. sliding seat. Prize, $25 trophy.
10. Steamer boat race. First, $50:
second, SIS.
l6, Sailing canoe race. First prize,
f20: second, so.
II. Half-mile, more or less, swim,
ming contest. Prize, SIS.
Is. Four-oared merchant ships
boats. First prize. $50; second, so.
10. Twooared shore boat. First
prize, $l5; second. so.
90. Two.oared sliding seat race IN
boats from Germany. Prize $50 tro,
ply.
Above program subject to change
Races open to all. No entry fees
Swimming and diving races open un
I'll start OF races.
All rowing races are to he governed
by the racing rules of the Hawaiian
Rowing Association.
Each entry shall include the name of
the boat, or II 1t have none the name
81 the person who enters IL In the race
Entries close with J. w. Smithies at
Pacific Hardware Co. at p. m. We'd,
nesday. September IS, 1901.
For further Information apply to the
Regatta Committee or the secretary
J. W. Smithies. 1924
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
NOTICE.

Prof. J. II. ANIME, violinist and
teacher, who has been suffering from
severe attack Of typhoid fever at lhe
Queens Hospital, Is convalescing and
will meet intending pupils at the home
of Mr.. VIM. Frazee, Vineyard
street, near hospital. Telephone Blue
1861. 194l.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
WANTS..

Ads. In this column will be inserted
at rs cents a line one Insertion; 20
cents two Insertions; 80 cents one
week; 40 cents two weeks, and 60
cents one month. This 10 the cheapest
advertising ever offered the people Of
Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

Miss Killean arrived in the Ventura
yesterday after pleasant business trip
to the Coast. She personally selected.
while there, most beautiful line OF
latest imported millinery and all the
newest novelties in ladies' dress goods
trimmings, laces, gloves, hosiery. etc.
See ad.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE

Jill llNV lin L kLklVLlNSL
Weather Bureau. >Punahou, septem-
Morning mini
mum. 20; Midday maximum, So.
Barometer at 9 a. m. 5000. Rising.
Rainfall O12.
Dew Point 69F.
Humidity at 8 a. nv 20 per cent.
Diamond Head Signal Station. Sep
TENDER ls.--Weather hazy; wind fresh
NE.
ARRIVED.
Thursday. Sept. 10.
p. NJ. s. S. China, Seabury, from San
francisco.
Stmr. Waialeale. Piltz, from Kauai.
DEPARTED.
Wednesday. Sept. Is.
Str. Lehua, Napala. for Molokai and
Maui ports.
Str. Hawaii. Berg. for Hawaii ports.
Str. Hanalei. Petersen. for Kauai.
Thursday. Sept. 10
Str. Ventura. Hayward. for the Colo.
MES.
Am. blk. Abbey Palmer. Johnston.
FOR the Sound.
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.
For Molokai ports, per str. hehua,
Sept. lS-Mrs. d. McCorriston. NJ. G..
Digs. Miss f. Smith, Mrs. John Rich
ards.
For Hawaii. per str. Hawaii. Sept. IS
Alex. Dowsett. wife and children;
for Hawaii--thirty Porto Ricans.
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.
From San Francisco. per p. NJ. S. s,
China, Sept. ia. r. Baughman, J,
II. Hall. J. J. Keegan. II. j. Rosen-
crantz. Miss X. l.. L. Myers, Rev. Chas
Nelson. wife and child, Mrs. G. b.
Barnes, Mrs, X. r. Berg and son, X.
Levers, Mrs. X. Levers, Miss II. l..
Levers. Miss NJ. O'Neill. Edwin Paris
Mrs. NJ. Parker, T. A. Pettus. Mrs. 7.
A. Pettus Miss NJ. Peterson Mrs. G. l..
Seybolt. Mrs. c. ID. Warren, Master c.
Warren. Miss NJ. Warren. Miss X. War
rem. Miss II. Warren. L. o. White. C.
S. Weight. For Yokohama-Dr. f.
Aoyagi. Rev. II. G. -Appenzeller, Rev
W. ID. Cunningham. Mrs. W. ID. Gun.
bingham, Miss Myrtle Elliott, }. j
L. Kuhn. A. b. Maclay, 7. Ofuii, Prince
c. de Scnwarzenberg, T. Takebe, Tons
Bong. Mrs. c. w. Van Peeten. Fol
Kobe-M. Gallagher. Marshall Smith
Dr r. & Thornicroft Eor Napasaki-
"a. =, 49,, ~, .as ,,,.
~ '' , y" $500 10. a ,,,s'
, ~ IN ~ n
-. ~, =, LIANT W.. o.
can,,.,,. u. =" n,.. ,
.,,',. 80. - " "a,
:. - ne So, 81, ,,,'
an ~. ,,a,a.o,"'. NJ t,.s,.s,... M
~ G. I ~ r,s, ",S ,,,a" y, ~, ~, .
~. - n a.. - ~ 70 -. 80 !
~. =, II. mar, MRS, T. H. mart q
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

Honolulu Iron Works.

Improved and modern SUGAR MA
CHINERY OF every capacity and de-
scription made to order. Boiler work
and RIVETED PIPES for irrigation
purposes a speciality. Particular atter.
ton paid to JOB WORK. and repairs
executed at shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

William c. Vida has been sued for
divorce by his wife, Anna X. by her
attorney, F. NJ. Brooks, on the ground
Of nonAsupport.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
FOUND.
No More Dread
OF THE Dental Chair

TEETH EXTRACTED AND FILLED
ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT PAIN BY
our late scientific method applied to the
gums. No sleep-producing agents OF
cocaine.
These are the only dental parlors IL
Honolulu having PATENTED APPLI
ANCES and ingredients to extract. Al
and apply gold crowns and porcelain
crowns unbelievable from natural teeth
and warranted for ten years. WITH.
OUT THE LEAST PAIN. All work
done by GRADUATED DENTISTS OF
from ~ to 20 years. experience. and
each department in charge of Special
list, Give us q call, and you will fn6
us to do exactly as we advertise. We
will tell you in advance exactly wha,
your work will cost by a FREE Elk
ANIMATION. IN
Set Teeth. ................... SIS 90
SOiu SrOWn0. @O.OU
Gold Flliines. .el.OO
Silver Fiillnes.... MINIMUM sos
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

SELECT RELIABLE HELP-Male OIL
female. Tel 2S11 Blue or call Sc.
lect Employment Office" Magool
bldg. Merchant and Alakea SITS.
1942-1w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

MISS c. kRUEGER-Piano instruc.
tions: studio. Metropole bldg, 1850
Alakea St: Tel Main 3i5.
1g43.1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

IF you have house for rent, or want
to rent a house, call on A. II. BINDT,
Office with Guide Publishing Co..
Campbell block. Merchant St. Tel
, ephone Main 374 1S41-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

MRS. HORTON having returned from
her visit to the Coast, will resume
Pianoforte Tuition Wednesday, Sep.
TENDER II. Residence, 90 Vineyard
st. 19J7.lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

FOR LEASE-Premises on Union St.,
with a frontage of 242 feet and a
depth OF 20 feet. Long term given
without onerous conditions. Apply
to J. NJ. MONSARRAT.
Rooms 20-21, Campbell block.
1g25.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
FOR LEASE.

FOR LEASE-F'urnished house now
occupied by Mrs. Il. X. Pratt, No.
1881 Punchbowl St., for two years.
{ VIII be vacant middle Of next week.
House electric wired. i9i5-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

TO RENT-Slx room cottage on Mat
took Ave. electric lights; sanitary
plumbing. etc. Apply 6. H., p. U.
box 363. 193y.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

TO RENT-Residenc of DIR. J. 8.
McGrew. cor. of Beretania and
Richard SITS, suitable for doctors
Office or private residence. Apply
to DR.. J. 8. McGrew. Lunalilo. cor.
Hackfeld, or J. T. McGrew, Bishop
Bank. 1871
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
TO LET.

TO LET-Two front rooms. No. .
Garden lane. 1SS0.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

NOTICE TO sUILDERs-The Union
Express Co. has WHITE SAND FOR
SALE. 1543.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

WANTED-PupiIs to learn typewrit.
ing; position found when competent;
lowest terms. Room s, Magoon bldg.
l942.lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

IF YOU HAVE house for rent or
want to rent a house, see A. r.
BiNDT. Collections carefully ut.
tended to and promptly RENTED.
Office 115 Kaahumanu street. 1881
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
ROOM AND BOARD.
=s . szsH'Hs aHsHa ..=
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Household furniture ror
four rooms. Enquire Fort St., opp.
German Bakery. l945-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

loST--If the young lady. who. by
mistake or otherwise, took away
from Progress Hall last SATRU.
DAY evening white cashmere,
blue satin-lined cape, with white
swansdown edging, will return 1t 20
the Bulletin Office, she will confer n
favor. 1932.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

FOR SAlE-A house and lot in Kai.
ulani tract. Apply at the Territorial
..essenger Service. 1945-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished FIVE
room cottage on Vineyard st.. be.
tween Emma and Punchbowl. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 612. 1851
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

FOR RENT-Two (2) story houses at
Kekaulike-pa. on Young St, contain
ing two bedrooms, parlor. dining.
room, kitchen. bath room and patent
water closet downstairs. kapiolani
Estate, Ltd. 1921-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

FOR RENT-A new house on Arte-
sian ST., Of six rooms with all mod
ern improvements. Enquire Of Chas.
Il. Frasher. Consolidated Soda
Works. 1922-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
WANTS..
TO LET.

OFFICES FOR RENT--ln Brewer
building. Queen St., on reasonable
terms. Apply to g. Brewer & Co.
Ltd. 1S61-3m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
SPECIAL. NOTICES.

AGENTS WANTED-$3 to IS per day
easily made for the next 80 days
selling an attractive line of holiday
goods. For full particulars send
name and address to Albert Despres,
Star bldg. Chicago. Ills. 1945.1w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
LOST.

LOST OR LEFT-At Lunalilo aud
Victoria SITS. silk umbrella. Leave
at YIN. G. A.; receive reward.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19
ARRIVED.

ARRIVED.
Thursday. Sept. 10.
p. NJ. S. S. China, Seabury, from San
francisco.
Stmr. Waialeale. Piltz, from Kauai.
DEPARTED.
"Wednesday Gapt 1S
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-19

WANTED-sl. 900 to enlarge an al
ready paying business; quick r..
turns; no risk. Address G.. A., this
Office. 1901. .... l94O--lw
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-12-04

THE CASE ToPPLED OVER WITH CRASH.
why I should have so long neglected
the law Of acoustics; but better late
than never
IL think it sounds all right, she
ventured to observe after silence.
"Um! Very likely you do, as you
have anything but musical ear; but
a few more such jars as received half
an hour ago would make me scream
out. presume you have heard or rcaG
Of acoustics"
1t is something about sounds. isn't
it?"
1T is good deal about sounds. Mrs.
Bow>er. It is the life of oratory or
music. You must study 4 room or hall
to find the best spot Cor either effort.
4 curtain. fireplace. a picture even.
may intlect and ruin the softest, sweet
est notes OF the finest piano ever made.
Clay. Calhoun and Webster always
turned their backs to Il window when
speaking and Patti always stood in the
center Of the stage to warble. 1t won't
take me fifteen minutes to find the spot
for our piano.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-12-04
IT WAS THE LANGUAGE.
Why the Touriat Who Svore at BeE-
xars In Italy Was Fined.

Il had heard about the beggarS or
Rome long enough before went
abroad" said the tourist. and i lau
also made UP MY mind that they should
not profit by me. When / got - tie
holy city ut last ::nl founi myself s'!i-
rounded as | walked Out III The morn
inS. gave tic crowd tic cold shoulder.
One Of thcln-aEd he was the froWSlcSt
and ra"gchCSt Of the lot--Stuck 10 me
till | lost my patience and Sworc at
him. and an hour later | was arrested
and taken into court, The charge was
using profauc laA%'la@c in public. and
after | had been fined the equivalent
of two dollars and was free to 20 said
to the judge:
You Italians are curious people.
There are plenty of you who must
swear in public.
That is certainly true. signor,' he
replied.
"'Thcn why fine NE for doing Il:
"'Bccausc you Swore in English ana
not in our beautiful Italian tongue.
NJ. OCAD.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-12-04
for our piano.
THE FLOOR

Mrs. BovcSer said 10 more. She knew
that Diano would De moved if it took
twenty horses to do il. anil she finished
her meal in silence and wondered what
the damages would amount TO. Mr..
BowSer pXpatiated ut length on accuS-
tics and the benefits 70 l. derived hv I
student OF them. and us dinner waS
ended he removed his coat and vest,
collar and cnfrS. and stood in the mid
die OF the room and said:
IFS ne wOnd"r there is discOrd.
The tones of tlt. piano strike the wall
aDd rebount. We have 20; the book
case where the piano ought TO he. III
make the change in five minutes"
Put you ought 10 have help, pro-
tested Mrs BowScr.
Never mind the help. The first thing
is to haul that bookcase OUT OF the
war. You'd better take care OF that
blamed Old cat or she'll get hart.
It WAS an old fashioned bookcase
with 4 couple of hundred books in il.
Instead OF removing the books. Mr-
Rcwser tackled rhe job at wholesale.
and OF course. he hadn't got the thing
fairly clear of the wall. where it had
rested for years. when y caster fell out
and the case topped over with u crash
that shook the house from top 10 bot
tom. r. escaped by Jumping over
chair. auG the cat just missed it by 4
long leap. and when Mrs. HowSer Sus-
rested call!n. in man TO help she was
met with:
"Nhen I don't know enough 10 run q
bookcase. III apply for admission to an
idiot asylum. # You hadn't been fool
ing around here it never would nave
happened. Go up stairs ald let me
couduct his Job il my own way.
The cook came TO the heed Of the
basement stairs to soc # the roof had