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Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
Loot foe the Warning

Heart disease kills suddenly, hut
never without warning. The warn
ings may be faint and brief. O.. may
be startling and extend over many
years. but they are none t'ne less
certain and positive. Too often tint
victim is deceived by the thought,
'it will pass away" Alas, it never
passes away voluntarily. Onc8 il-
stalled, heart disease never gets bGh
ter OF ITSELF II DF. Miles Heart
Cure is used in the early stages re-
coyery is absolutely certain In every
case where its use Is persisted in.
"FOr many years l was a great SUI.
ferer from heart disease before /
finally found relief 1 was subject
to fainting and sinking SHELLS full
ness about tho Sear6, and mas nahie
to attend to my household duties 4
tried nearly every remedy that Was
recommended to ms and SOct0red
with tie leading ph. siciang Of this
section but obtained no help until
began taking Or. Miles Heart Cure.
10 has done me more good than AZ
the medicine l ever took.
Mas. ANNA HOLLOWAY,
Geneva, Ind.
DR.. Niles Heart Cure Is sold az all
druggists on a positive guarantee.
Write for free advice and booklet to
De Niles Medical Co, tlkhalts ] Id
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
The WAY of the WorId

The people who are so willing to
throw old shoes at a couple when they
get married" remarked the Observer
of Events and Things, ARE the very
ones who are content to throw moth
ing but insinuations at the same cou'
pie when they get divorced. ."-Yon'
kers Statesman.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

JinrilS-Hel,o, Blobbs, haven't seen
you for a year, and the last time we
met you were having a row with your
best girl because she wouldn't marry
you. How are matters now?
Blobbs-Oh, they're changed.
Jinrik-Ah?
.Blobbs-Yes. She married me anG
now I'm having a row because she did
Detroit Free Press.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
In 1881 the largest arc light machine

In 1881 the largest arc light machine
made supplied current for 10 lights,
and when MIR. Brush made a so light
machine II was a giant. In the cleo
trical exhibits Of the Pan-American Ex-
position the largest type OF Brush arc
light machine VIII be shown, and thi'
will afford interesting comparison with
the machines OF 20 years ago.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Ethtl-Oh, Emily, / had such q
dreadful accident the other day
broke two of my front teeth.
Emily-How painful. How did 4
happen?
Ethel (thoughtlessly)-They fell of
the sideboard, and accidentally troC
on them.-London Pick-Me-Up.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Many persons have had the exper-
pmee Of Mr.. Peter Sherman, Of North
Stratford, N. H. who says, "for
/ suffered trrture from chronic in
digestion but kodol dyspepsia cure
made a well man of me. II diRests
what you eat and IS a certain caro-
for dyspepsia aud every form Of
Stomaer trouble. 1t gives relief at
one even IN the worst cases, and can g
help but do you good.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Mistress--Margaret, what does that
policeman want around here so much?
Whom does he come to see?
Maid don't think, ma'am, he
comes TO see you; so there's no occa-
sion for you to worry yourself about
him.-Boston Transcript.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
HeIping Him Along.

Miss seSanteek--I don't believe Thorn
as Kempis was such good man. He
didn't always stick to the truth.
Miss Budde-Didn't he?
Miss Santeek-No. II was he who
wrote "Man proposes. Town Topics.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Thrift is essential to happiness"
"Here, you've got the thing twist
ed around. A man has to be hnan-
cially miserable before he begins to
think of saving money Chicago
Record
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

They say he's full Of the milk Of
human kindness"
"Huhi" was the seornful retort. "F
that's 30, you can bet it's skinned
milk."-Chieago Post.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
Unaue.tionabIy an Ilnpostor.

''That man. he said with decision,
when the caller had departed, sis an
impostor"
Why do you say thatP' demanded
his wife and daughter in unison.
"He claims to be bachelor. he eN-
planned, "and yet when we retired TO
the library to smoke he admitted to me
that he did not thoroughly understand
women. I tell you. he has had some
matrimonial experience, whether he's
married now or not Chicago Post.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

stont Lady-Does a bicycle reduce
the flesh?
Mr.. SlimPurse (wearily)-If you
buy it on the installment plan It does.
N Y Weekly.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Mrs. Hardhead-I can always tell
what kind of wife a man has by his
views on the woman question.
Stranger have all sorts of views
Mrs. Hardhead-Then you are a Chi
eaeo man.-N. Y. MeeklN.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

Mr.. SLY love you more than words
can tel.
Miss Sharp-Then let the preacher
do the talking. Detroit Free Press.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

He-I see that a French physician
says yawning is beneficial to the
health.
She-Indeed? I've wondered a num-
Der Of times why / have been so un-
usually well since you got to coming
here to spend the evenings.-Chicago-
Times Herald.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

The Ohio state building has a proml-
nent place the Pan-American Expo.
sition to be held In Buffalo next sum
mer The design Is plain Grecian
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

In humble mood we will admit
The faults we have are glaring;
But that they're not like others faults
Preserves us from despairing.
-BDck
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

De man dat borrows trouble,
He is on a dang Gus tack.
He kahn fin no one to take It
When he wants to pay II back.
--Washington Star.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

"Say, Borroughs, how about that
'fiver' you've owed me for the last two
years?"
"Oh, come, old man, why can't you
let bygones be bygones. .'-Philadel.
pbia Press.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

For Chase a Sanborns 3 teas and
coffees 60 to Armstrong & Co
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
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TIME TABLE


Solid Pullman trains to Buffalo. Ming
am Falls, Chautauqua Lake, Cleveland,
Chicago and Cincinnati
Tickets on sale af Port Jorvis Go nll
points IN the West and Southwest as lowct
rates than via any other frst-class une.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
NEEDED THE MoNEH.

Willie-Oh, darling. Iswear cannot
live without you.
Miss Wabash suppose not; you're
dead broken. Y. Journal.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
Washington Hotels.
Rlees HousE.

The hotel par excellence OF tho capital
located within one block of the White
House and directly Opposite the T.eusuly.
Finest table in the city
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22

DOric, the beauty OF which lies mainly
IN Its classic proportions and com
manding position II Is designed ex-
eluslvely foi social purposes and win
be the rendezvous Of Ohio visitors to
the Exposition.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1901-03-22
NATIONAL HOTEL.

A landmark among the hotels Of Wash
ington, putronized I'm former years by
presidents and high ofliciais Always n
prime favorite Recently remodelcd and
rendered better than ever Opp. Pa. H.
r. dep. WALTER BURTON, Res MGR.
These hotels are the principal political
rendezvous OF the capital at all times.
They are the best stopping places at rea-
souahlc rates
Q. 9. STAPLES. Proprietor.
G. DEWITT ~ ananer
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

w nCu AIuCOlu CHI
ed for volunteers in 1861, this company
enlisted almost to Il man. Its captain,
Prentiss, was made a colonel Of the
Seventh Illinois infantry and soon
thereafter a brigadier general. He
marched to join Grant at Pittsburg
Landing. arriving there three days be-
fore the battle of Shiloh. Prentiss was
given command Of a new division,
which entered the battle with only two
brigades. He maintained his ground
for several hours. steadily fighting.
One of the brigades was beaten back,
and the other. after a heroic resistance,
was compelled to surrender. The gen.
eral, after six months captivity, was
released in October. 1862, and appoint
ed a major general the following
month. He was member of the court
martial convened to try Fitz John Por-
ter. In 1863 Gen. Prentiss resigned
his commission and devoted himself to
civil pursuits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
MISS MANDY'S NEW YORK TRIP.

Miss Mandy wuz the keerfullest house
keeper. high or low!
Warn't no one in the country could make
a dollar go
AS fur as she could make it, in purchas
in o things
She pulled the eagles feathers. an spread
the eagles wings!
cerymen all roun,
They shook to see her comm like earth
quake shook the groun'!
They couldn't git ahead O. her-her motto
wuz, all times:
1.-THE dimes-they make the dollars, an
the dollars make the dimes!'
Well, she'd never been out Billville sence
the town wuz corporate,
Till some o them swell friends O. hers
took her to New York State
To the very city of 1.-THE biggest, best
hotel,
Whar each minute meant more money
than arithmetics could tell!
The walters thronged aroun' her. all
dressed up fit to kill;
An ever time she went to eat, she asked
'em: whats the bill?'
An, lookin' ut the bill O fare, she only
shook her head,
An to the great surprise O all. she hol-
Tered out, "COrn-breadi'
1t all wuz jest too much fer her-to see a
waiter smile.
Up thar meant just two dollars. which
at home would go mile!
An so she couldn't stand it; she left that
New York shore;
An she's now at home in Billville, to
econOnlizc some more!
Atlanta Constitution.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
BRIARDALE MANOR.

7T was the only pear on the tree,
and 1t dangled so perilously over
- the roadway that Cissie Melville
had to exercise the greatest care in cut
ting it off. Reaching forward. until her
dainty shot feet seemed scarcely to
touch the ladder she sandwiched the
stalk between two little fingers, drew a
long breath and brought the scissors to-
gether slnartly.
Setting her red lips she climbed to the
topmost rung of the frail ladder, clutch
cd the wall and looked over. Then she
pulled back her head with startled
jerk, for the perverse pear was reclin-
ing serenely on the wooden bench be-
low, within easy reach of dark-llair-
ed, well-propOrtiOned young man.
HE was sitting there when 1t drop
ped" she thought. land means to eat
it when the coast Is clear The wretch!
How dare hep
Sunmoning all her courage to her aid,
she coughed twice in semi-apologetic
ana timidly addressed herself to the
occupant of the bench.
"Do You mind handing me that
pearl" she asked. 1T fell over as
was cutting it, and | really can't spare
1t. There isn't another on the tree"
The young man made on answer.
"Aslecp," said Cisse. ''or shamming.
Must | drop stones on his hat, or go
round to him? Perhaps the latter
course would he the WISER"
The orchard was long way from
the gate but she ran her hardest and
reached the bench. Quick though she
had been, however, the young man had
taken advantage Of the interval to
rouse himself. and was gazing at the
mellow pear with sleepy wonder In his
big brown eyes.
"Your pardon" said Cissie. approach
ing him with sudden shyness. but that
pear belongs to me. am clumsy and
allowed 1t to slip through my fingers"
"Another disappointment" he said,
restoring the fruit calamity. II was
half under the impression that some
good fairy had developed penchant
for me and sent me this as a special
mark Of favor but It seems I was a
little premature. How much farther Is
1t to Briardale Hall. please? That
stone over there says three miles. but
sincerely hope It's laborlng under a
delusion."
Cissie reluctantly confirmed the mile.
stones declaration. and the stranger
rose with stified sigh. She thought
him lazy Mt first. but when he CON-
menced to walk and she saw how bad
~ he limped. her heart was moved to
pity, and she impulslvely called on him
to stay.
"Do sit down again" she cried. "You
look tired, and they ought to have told
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
HUMOR IN THE COURTROOM.
Specimens of Irish Wit that Have Con
vulscI Grave Judges.

Specimens Of Irish Wit that Have Con.
vulscI Grave Judges.
The quaint repartee and whimsical
OF excitement to the dullest courtroom.
Quite recently woman asked for a
warrant against a man for using abu-
sive language in the street. what
did he say!" asked the magistrate.
HE went foreninst the whole world
mt the corner of Capel street and call
ed me-yes, he did, yer wuship-an
Ould accommodated gasomcter.
''Ie called me out of me nnme," said Z
witness In case Of assault. The
judge. trying to preserve the relevancy
of the witness testimony, said:
That's a civil action. my good wO-
man." The witness eye flashed fire as
she looked up Mt the judge and retort-
ed: "Musha. then, If you call that Il
civil action tits u bad bla'gard ye
must be yerself" A witness was once
asked the amount of his gross income.
me gross income, is it?' he answered.
"Sure. an We know I've no gross in
come. I'm fisherman and me income
Is all net"
mo man." said wealthy hut Mth-
er weak headed barrister, "sho,.ld be
admitted to the bar who has not an
independent landed property" MAY
ask, SIR" said witty and eminent
Irish lawyer show many acres make
n wiseacre?" The element Of the un-
expected. which characterizes Irish
fun, crops out in other places besides
the courtroom. 1t may be an old
story, but is as perennial as Its sub
ject, of the priest who preached a SER
mon on "Grace." "An' me brethren"
he said in conclusion, 'if We have wan
spark av heavenly grace, wather it.
wather it continually"
Another priest who had delivered
what seemed to him an excellent and
striking sermon was anxious to as
certain its effect on his flock. WAS
the sermon to-day to y'r liking, Pat"
he inquired of one of them. 'TrOth,
y'r reverence, it was grand sermon
entirely" said Pat. with such genuine
admiration that his reverence felt
moved to investigate further "Was
there any one part of 1t more than an
other that seemed to take hold Of We :"
he inquired. "Well. now, as We are
for AKIN me most was y'r riverence's
parseverance-the way We wint over
same thing agin and agin and agin."-
Green Bag.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
For Telephone Girls.

Shower baths are being put in the
Paris telephone exchanges for the use
of the telephone girls. 1t is thought
that this will aid them in keeping
their health. In America the girls in
many telephone exchanges have long
enjoyed this comfort.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

AS a young man, in
Illinois, he organic
ed a company of
volunteers who did
service when Smith
and the other Nor
mons We're driven
out Of Nauvoo and
who also fought in
the Mexican war.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
Absurd Sayings.

De Tanque - Conventional saluta.
tions are absurd. A man will often
say absent mindedly that it's a nice
day, when it's raining cats and dogs.
O'Soaque-Yes; l treated blind
man to drink yesterday, and he said:
Here's looking at you."-Philadelphia
Record.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
Pain From a Hornets Sting.

The pain produced by a hornets
sting is caused by poison injected
into the wound and so instantaneous
is it's effect as to cause the attack OF
in the face.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

SUMMONS IN FORECLOSURE OF TAX
Lien. In the Superior Court of WASH
in har1as for Chehais County,
a. Fumer and Mary Doe Fulmer. his
wife. de. endants.
The State of Washington to the above
Mary Doe Fulmer: In the name of the
State of Washington, you and each of
you y ~, are are hereby notified that Charles
delinquency No, sos. issued on the 9Th
of chehalis, State Of ashington. in the
year 1896 and the sum of 1874 for the
taxes ;c for the years 1893, 1884, 1895. 1897.
S and ls the same Including penalty
amount represented by said certificate of
delinquency being the sum of $S.63. to-
gether with the accruing interest there
property assessed to VIM. T. Fulmer OF
which which. VIM; +; FuImer and Mary Doe
owners. situated In said Chehalis COun-
~, and particularly described as follows:
lot one d.. block ten -,4v). South Aber-
i hee no' az amount OF SAD taxes paid
of delinquency. 1913 All Of said amounts
bearing X gai interest tere from date Of payne
furtSer PER notified pt that " pan a"S viii 0a ap are
to the above-entitled Superior Court for
{. Judgment foreclosing said certificate of
above mentioned, and you are hereby
summoned to appear within sixty days
after the service of this summons upon
defend this action or pay the amount
due. and in case of your failure so to do
Judgment will be rendered according to
ment herein fOreclosing said certificate
of delinquency for said taxes. penalty.
interest and costs against the lands
above described. and for such further re
lief as tine court may deem equitable.
Amy pleading or process may be served
upon the undersigned at the address here
after mentioned.
CHARLES S1RASSMYER. plaintiff.
j. A. HUTCHESON, prosecuting attorney
Chehalis County, Wash. +. 0. address:
Montesano. Wash. BY l.. II. Brewer,
deputy. Date of first publication. Feb
ruary q. 1901.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
Ahead Of Time.

Hostler-What was that man talk
Ing about?
Livery Proprietor - He said he
merely came in to ask II we were
going to have any automobile sleighs
to hire out.-IndianapOlis Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
New Zealand War Medals.

The New Zealand government in.
tends to strike 100000 war common.
Grafton medals, and to distribute them
among the school children of the col
ony. The cost will be about $4,000.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
To Increase Governors Salary.

A proposition is being urged in Ten.
nessee to increase the salary Of the
governor to $4,000 year. 1t is now
$4,000. 1t is thought also that the
state should supply an executive man.
sion for his use.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
Spheres Of Influence.

Spheres of influence" embrace
pretty much all that is worth appro-
priating of Africa. territorially six.
sevenths of the continent.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

New York to Have Fine Library.
Sixteen out of the 100 largest cities
have a greater sum invested In public
libraries-that Is, owned by the city
than New York. During the next two
years. however. there will be erected
in New York city the finest library
building, excepting the congressional
library at Washington, In the United
States.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
Not Hard to Suit.

Executive Il would appoint your
man, but he is too ignorant for the
police force.
Heeler-Den put him on de school
bOard-MOOnshine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

Glucose is now manufactured large.
~ from corn starch. Its commercial
value lies in it's use as an adulterant
of cane and beet sugar.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

It is the custom of the Alabama
district Of the United Mine Workers
to elect a negro as vice-president.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
The Art.Boa.

"Why, Madgs, where are all thu
tassels on your new boa?"
"Oh, stepped on some OF them ant
other people stepped on the rest. ~
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
THE HERO OF SHILOH.

Gen. Benjamin NJ. Pre- tiss, Who Died
Recently in Missouri.
Gen. Benjamin NJ. Prentiss, who was
called the hero of Shiloh" died at
Bethany, Mo. He was 81 years old.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14
The Smallest Salary Paid Governor.

The smallest salary paid to any
governor OF a state in the United States
10 that OF the governor OF Vermont,
who receives only 81 900 a year.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

Red Wood for Pavement.
Red gunwood Is being used exten.
sively In London for paving purposes.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

Circumference Of England and Wales.
II cyclist were to ride around the
coast of England and Wales, he would
cover a distance of about $500 miles.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

SUMMONS IN FORECLOSURE OF TAX
Lien. In the Superior Court of Was..-
Charles strassmyer. plaintiff. VS.. South
Aberdeen Company; defendant;
he Stats Of to e
pany: In the name of the State of Wash
ington,, you you and each Of you are hereby
holder of certificate of delinquency. No
sue issued on the 9th uay OF March. 4. D.
1900, by. the County Of Chehalis, State
the taxes for the year 1896, and the sum
Of SEQ for the taxes for the years 1892.
1893. 1894, 1895 1897. 1893 and 1899. the same
thereon. the total amount represented by
said certificate of delinquency being the
ing interest thereon az Is per cent per
ss"H,SS . SssIassn 6ompany, Of, IF which
and reputed owner situated in said Che
halls County. and particularly described
a. soh Abs bert ca 9G smou a%fS of
said taxes paid. including the amount
of said certificate of delinquency. $14.O5.
AL OF Sa1a n * ne from
mum; and you are further notified that
plaintiff will apply to the above,entitled
ing said certificate of delinquency against
the property hereinabove mentioned, and
you are hereby summoned to appear
dav of service. and defend this action or
paw the amount due. and in case of your
failure so to do Judgment will be rem
application for Judgment herein. fore
closing said certificate of delinquency for
said taxes. penalty. interest and costs
against the lands above described. and
for such further RELIEF as the court may
deem equitable
Any pleading or process may be served
u"on the undersigned at the address
hereinafter mentioned.
CHARLES STRASSMYER. plaintiff.
]. A. HUTCHINSON. "rosecuting attorney
Chehalis County, Wash. p. q. address:
de"nty. Date Of first publication, Feb
ruary 81. 1901.
SUMMONS IN FORECLOSURE OF TAX
Lien, In the Superior Court of the State
James Dryden, plaintiff. vs.. VIM: o.
Hart, assignee Of Emery defendants.
The State OF Washington to VIM: o:
Mckinley: Mary Doe Mckinley. Fred
ar noaea that James BrSden are is ne the
holder Of certificate of delinquency num-
bered 500. issued on the I'd day Of Jan
uary A. d. 1900, by the County of Che
halls, State Of Washington. for the
amount of nine and 43-1OO H9.43) dollars.
DELINQUENT for taxes for, the years. 1893.
assessed to you and OF which you are
the owners or reputed owners, situate In
said l, county and particularly bounded and
90 and,six (6) in block fourteen nA.
which have paid taxes assessed against
said property as follows:
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-14

No Sunday Shines In Boston.
Bootblacks may not do business In
Boston on Sunday.