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Wy9y a Woman
N AksN0 1O M0LD SS0k Women
 When Doctors EaM.

How gladly would men fly to wo- mans aid did they but understand a woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities, and peculiar organic disturbances.
 Those things are known only to women, and the aid man would give is not at his command.
 To treat case properly it is neces- sary to know all about it, and full information, many times, cannot be given by woman to her family phy- sician. She cannot bring herself to tell everything, and the physician is
The Press., 1901-06-20
Wonderful Musical Memory.

Sir John Slainer had a wonderful musical memory. It was put to the test once at the Crystal palace when he had to play the organ in the Mes siah" and folio copy. on which alone he could see the score, was not forth coming. The conductor was in despair. Sir John cut the knot by a wonderful tour de force, playing the part fault lessly right through and entirely from memory. probably the only time the Messiah" has been so rendered.-Lon- don Standard.
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at a constant disadvantage. This is why, for the past twenty-five years, thousands of women have been con- fiding their troubles to us, and our advice has brought happiness and health to countless women in the S.
 Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, H., whose portrait we publish, advises all suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, as it cured her of inflammation of the ovaries and womb she, therefore, speaks from knowledge, and her experience ought to give others confidence. Address Mrs. Pinkham's Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
The Press., 1901-06-20

Dyspeptics cannot be long lived, be- cause to live requires nourishment. Food is not nourishing until 1t Is digested. A disordered stomach cannot digest food it. must have assistance. Kodol Dyspep- sia Cure digests all kinds of food without aid from the stomach, allowing 1t to rest and regain It's natural functions. Its ele- ments are exactly the same as the natu- ral digestive fluids, and it simply can't help but do you good. w. D. Heald.
The Press., 1901-06-20

"The doctors told me my cough was incurable. One Minute Cough Cure made me we'll Morris Silver, North Stratford, N. H. Because you've not found relief from a stubborn cough, don't despair. One Minute Cough Cure has cured thousands and 1t will cure you. Safe and sure. w. D. Heald.
The Press., 1901-06-20
Den se.

q say, Scribbler." said Sappy. "how on earth do you think up all these chawacters you wite about?'
 "Oh, I take them from real life," re- piled Scribbler, 'but they never sus- pect. Take, for instance. the character of Woodby Britten. who is always say ing 'dooced' this and 'dooced' that. Now. that's fellow | know very well, but he doesn't know Pm using him."
 "Oh, come now, say! How dooced clevah of you! Dooced stupid of him, though!' - Catholic Standard and Times
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"A few months ago, food which I ate for breakfast would not remain on my stomach for half an hour. I used one bottle of your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and can now eat my breakfast and other meals with relish and my food Is thoroughly digested. Nothing equals Kodol Dyspep- sia Cure for stomach troubles. Hi. s.
 Pitts, Arlington, Tex. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat. w. D. Heald.
The Press., 1901-06-20
A Danger.

'Do you ever look back on your life and reflect on the opportunities you have missed?" inquired the melancholy man.
 "No, sir," answered the hustler. Ut would be just my luck to miss some more while was breeding over what can't be helped" Washington Star.
The Press., 1901-06-20
A Costly Funeral.

The most costly state funeral which has ever taken place was perhaps that of Alexander the Great. A round mill lion was spent in laying Alexander to his rest. The body was placed in a coffin of god, filled with costly aro- matics, and a diadem was placed on the head. The funeral car was embel- lished with ornaments of pure gold. and its weight was so great that it took S4 mules more than a year to con- vey it from Babylon to Syria.
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A Coop CoUeH MED1o1NE.-It speaks well for Chamberlain's Cough Remedy when druggists use it in their own fami- lies in preference to any other. ''I have sold Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for the past five years with complete satisfac- tton to myself and customers" says Drug gist J. Goldsmith, Van Etten, N. Y. ''I have always used it in my own family, both for ordinary coughs and colds, and for the cough following Ia grippe, and find it very eff1cacious."
 For sale by E. K. Taft, Stafford Springs H. F. Cady, Stafford; Gardiner Hall, Jr. < Co.,, South Wilmington
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Am Triah RNfnPf.

Pat, the driver of the coal wagon, seemed puzzled when he got up on High street the other day. He looked at the numbers of several houses and scratched his head in perplexed way. Finally Mrs. Eaton. for whom the coal was intended, appeared and inquired:
 Beg pardon. but is that coal for Ea- tonY
 ''No, mom," responded Pat promptly; tits not for 'atin; it's fur burnin!'- London Telegraph.
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All Emi,racinx

''I see that somebody says Edmund Kean, the most famous of English ac- tors, lived to adapt the kind of meat he ate to the part he had to play, choos- ing pork for tyrants, beef for murder CTS and mutton for lovers."
 That's a great idea. suppose when he had to play several parts in one evening he ate hash."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
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n its advanced and chronic form co

In US advanced and chronic form cold
 in the head is known as Nasal Catarrh and is the recognized source of other dis
 eases. Having stood the test of contin- ued successful use, Ely's Cream Balm is
 recognized ss a specific for membranal
 diseases in the nasal passages, and you should resort to this treatment in your own case. It is not drying, does not pro- duce sneezing. Price 50 cents at drug gists or by mail. Ely Brothers, 56 War rem street, New York. Give up prejudice
 and try it. IA
The Press., 1901-06-20
MY LADY.

Iris not her kind yet mastering air. Nor is't the glory of her hair, Nor yet the beauty of her eyes, With the deep look of soft surprise; 'Tis not the wit so often heard Where wisdom lines each airy word; Iris not her humors grave and gay That give my lady all her sway. My dainty lady's sovereign power Hangs not upon the passing hour; The years may roll, and still the same She is my lady and my dame. My lady's face, my lady's voice, These make my heart and soul rejoices And yet they fall full short of all That keeps me still my lady's thrall. The secret why my lady's reign Can never turn to change pain Is known alike to man and elf; It is that she is just-herself Walter Herries Pollock in Longman's Maga zine.
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Saves Two From Death.

Our little daughter had an almost ia. tai attack of wheoping cough and bron- chitis," writes Mrs. w. K. Haviland, of Armonk, N. Y., "but when all other remedies failed we saved her life with Dr.. Kings New Discovery. Our niece, who had consumption in an advanced stage, also used this wonderful medicine, and to-day she is perfectly we'll" Desperate throat and lung diseases yield to Dr. Kings New Discovery as to no other medicine on earth. Infallible for Coughs and colds. soc and $1.O0 bottles guaran- teed by A. 0. Eaton, druggist. Trial bottles free.
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Didn't Marry For Money.

The Boston man, who lately married a sickly, rich young woman, Is happy now, for he got Dr. Kings New Life Pills, which restored her to perfect health. In fallible for jaundice, biliousness, malaria, fever and ague, and all liver and stomach troubles Gentle, but effective. Only 25c at A. 0. Eaton's drug store.
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It's not the fellows who don't know things who make existence wearisome. It's the fellows who think they do.- Sioux City Journal.
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TJnff1 Shsa Spnnka

She was such a stylish, aristocratic looking girl that she won admiring glances from the whole car. We Americans" l unused. do not need empty titles to make our folk of gen. tie blood"
 Her friend handed her some photo graphs.
 She examined them critically.
 "Them's bully!' she exclaimed.-Bos- ton Record.
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The modest man has everything to gain and the arrogant man everything to lose, for modesty has always to deal with generosity and arrogance with envy.--Rivarol.
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The Bank of Venice, the first estab- lishment of the kind in Europe, was founded in 1171. 1t continued in ex- istence without interruption until the overthrow of the republic in 1797 by the revolutionarv army of France.
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A STRAINED ANKLE QUICKLY CURED "At one time I suffered from a severe sprain of the ankle," says Geo. E. Cary, editor of the Guide, Washington, Va. "After using several we'll recommended medicines without success, tried Cham berlains Pain Balm, and am pleased to say that relief came as soon as I began its use and a complete cure speedily fol- lowed"
 For sale by E. K. Taft, Stafford Springs i; H. F. Cady, Stafford; Gardiner Hall, Jr. , & Co.,, South Wilmington.
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A Leading QuestiOu,

baby the other day for his majority.
 Nobb-That's good. How long are you going to keep it there?-Harrer's BaZar.
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He Was One of Them.

Manning-A year or two ago l ad. vised Pitcher to write book on the fa- nous men he had met.
 Boyd--And did he do it?
 Manning-He wrote an autobiogra nhv. .-RlStOn Transcript.
The Press., 1901-06-20

It is pitiful to see we'll behaved old man bustling around to help his way ward son out of difficulty.-Atchiso Globe.
The Press., 1901-06-20

Thirty thousand women spend their lives in driving and steering the canal boats in southern and midland England.
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It cost $10, ,O0O to build the Pan- American exposition at Buffalo.

MT. James Brown of Portsmouth, Va, over 90 years of age, suffered for years with bad sore on his face. Physicians could not help him. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cured him permanently. w. D. Heald.
The Press., 1901-06-20

The highest trees in the world belong to species of eucalypti, found in Aus tralia. Single specimens have grown to 8 height exceeding 400 feet.
The Press., 1901-06-20

The bilious, tired, nervous man cannot successfully compete with his healthy rival. DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous pills for constipation, will remove
The Press., 1901-06-20

Atlanta, Ga., prohibits the sale of co. coaine, only on prescription, as the ne. groes abuse the use of 1t. -.
The Press., 1901-06-20

There is shellfish in the Mediterranean which produces good quality of silk. Fabrics have been manufactured from it but only as curiosities.
The Press., 1901-06-20

A surgical operation is not necessary to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve saves all that expense and never fails. Beware of commercials. w D. Heald.
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The Bible must be translated into 30 dialects before it can be read by all the Philippine tribes.
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lRUssEs

IF Fyou are afflicted with HERNIA go to
 HEALD'S,
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
CALLS DOWN Ii HUNG CHANG.
Emperor Holds Him Responsible for Ad-
vance of the erman

emperor Holds Him Responsible fOE Ad-
vance of the m
LONDON, April pa dispatch from
Pekin says that Ii Hung Chang has
been censured severely in a special
edict because, after the French and
Chinese had agreed upon boundaries,
the Germans, who have no concern
with this matter, marched west and
threatened the Chinese. The edict, 1t
is said, orders Ii Hung Chang to pre-
vent the expedition and says that if
he fails the responsibility for the con-
sequences will rest on him.
The emperor, in the edict, says that
Viceroys Liu Kun vi and Chang Chin
Tung were appointed joint negotia-
totrs with Ii Hung Chang and Prince
Ching, but that Ii Hung Chang spurns
their opinions. Hereafter, it is added,
Ii Hung Chang must consult with
them on all important matters.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
WILL ASSURE PROTECTION.
Chinese Observation-Disclosures Arc willing to
Give Guaranty.


WASHINGTON, April 24.-It 1t I'M
derstood here that the Chinese pleni-
potentaries at Pekin, Hen Ching and
Ii Hung Chang. are prepared tc give
a guaranty to the powers for the pro-
lection of all foreigners in China, IL
the foreign troops now stationed there
are withdrawn. Thus far the reten-
ton of the foreign forces has been
urged as necessary in order to pre-
serve order and protect foreigners, but
the Chinese authorities say that or
der has been so far re-established that
the imperial government is fully able
to direct the Chinese troops in such
a way as to secure complete safety TO
the interests Of all foreigners. This
is understood to be the basis of the
withdrawal Of 10000 French troops
and it is earnestly hoped among Chi
nese officials that this will be followed
by a similar movement on the part
Of the other foreign forces in Chinal
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
From Fourth to First Glass.

WASHINGTON, April 24.-The
p~ostoffice department has ruled that
the marks of description and other
similar permissible additions to
fourth-class matter must be confined
to the wrapper or cover or tag or
label accompanying such matter. The
act Of June 20, 1888, authorizing such
additions, does not authorize the plac.
ing of such marks on the matter it
self. Postmasters throughout the
country have been notified.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
Speak at Floyd Dedication.

SIOUX CITY, April 24-John A.
Kasson, of Des Moines, has accepted
an invitation to deliver the address at
the dedication Of the monument erect
ed in this city to the memory of Ser
geant Charles Floyd, a member of the
Lewis and Clark expedition, WHO died
near here and vas buried at Sioux
City on a bluff overlooking the Mis-
souri, river. The dedication will be on
May 80.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
BREAKS RECORD IN KANSAS.
Union Pacific Files Papers for Hundred
Million Increase.

Million Increase.
TOPEKA, Kan, April 23-The state
charter board today had presented to
it the largest charter proposition in
It's history when A. L. Williams, gen.
eral attorney of the Union Pacific
Railroad company, came with an ap-
plication to increase the capital stock
of the Union Pacific 500, OO0, 900. The
Union Pacific capital stock at present
is S196, 900, 900. The 500, 900, 900 addi-
tional about to be issued. bringing
the total capital stock up u 1926, 00O,-
900, is to pay for the interests bought
up in the big deals that have been
made on the Southern Pacific, a large
part of which is represented by the
purchase of the Crocker interest in
the Southern Pacifs, giving the Union
Pacific the control of the Southern
Pacific.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
Election In Alabama.

MONTGOMERY, Ala, April 24.-At
midnight it appears that the con-
stitutional convention movement car
ried by 5000 majority. In several
counties where the negro vote predom-
mated the negroes aligned themselves
with the pOpulists and defeated the
democratic nominees for delegates.
The city Of Mobile went against the
convention, but it is expected the dem
ocratic candidates have been elected.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
CITY PEOPLE CURIOUS.
Colored Mans Song Nearly BlockE
Traffic in New York.

Traffic in New York.
It was only a song, and an old one
at that, but it came near causing a
block on the Broadway cable line the
other day. The singer was as black
as the coal in the cart he vas driv-
ing, but that fact cast no shadow on
his exuberant spirits. AS he swung
his chariot from Broadway into Cort-
landt street he raised his voice, says
the New York Mail and Express. Then
the trouble began. When the notes of
"Old Black Joe" rang out high and
clear above the din of traffic express
sions of blank amazement overspread
the faces of the hurrying pedestrians
who thronged the sidewalks. Necks
were craned in a vain search for the
location of some newly patented phon-
ograph. Crowds collected and gazed
~vacantly into the air, as if they eX-
pected to locate the sound in some Of
fee window. Teams were drawn up
until a long line of trucks extended
into Cortlandt street to Broadway,
barring access to the street, that their
drivers might ascertain the cause of
the crowds curiosity. Suddenly a
newsboy cried: "Ah, rubber! Dontcher
see it's only de niger a-singin'?" The
crowd laughed. The darby, now lus-
tily holding forth on "The Suwanee
River" turned sharply into Church
street, totally oblivious to the excite
ment he had caused. The crowd then
dispersed, and the long line Of wagons
began to move once more. WELL"
exclaimed a ~Jerseyman on his way
to the ferry, New Workers call coun-
try people curious, but" He shrug-
ged his shoulders and passed on.
Train the waitress to hold a dish
with her hand underneath.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03

Train tie waitress to hold a dish
with her hand underneath.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
Mildred So
Il 6reUQnion
BY THE II s
CHAPTER Ix.-(Continued.)

II X X X X 4 x x asa x ~ Il 4 *sss X X X Il Il X X X Xxx x y x X ( \ y
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03

her favors, young Biount having re-
eeived orders to join his regiment,
which was stationed in Ireland, with
out further delay; SO that scarcely a
week remained to them before Fare
welP'-that saddest of all words
would have to be uttered.
This news had been communicated
to Mabel in a doleful whisper, and had
been received as dolefully. For once
all coQuetry was laid aside, and she
confessed herself as miserable at the
idea of his going as he could be to go.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03

The cold winter in the A~dirondacks
killed more deer in the past season
than the entire multitude of hunters
did last fall.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03

sons daughter took the stand in the
defense of Goddard, who had been tie
family physician. Goddard was tried
three times, the first trial resulting in
a hung jury; on the second he was
given sixteen years, but a new trial
was granted on a te~chnicality. jack
son was formerly in business in Chi
cago.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1901-05-03
PRISON FOR TWENTY YEARS.

Sentence of DIR. Goddard, Who Sho|
Affirmed.
KANSAS CITY, April PA special
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1901-03-11

Two endless chains of light-studded
green below the balconies looped and
swung completely around the immense
hall, each loop end a hive of brilliant
yellow globes, each. trailing streame4'
alive with tiny glow lights.
Off to the side, on the second bal
cony were the presidents and vice.
presidents rooms, the diplomats
room and forty other rooms appro-
priately embellished for public recep-
ton and promenade. The presidents
room was draped entirely in white
and made beautiful with pink ribbons,
white orchids and green's. The other
rooms held to the all pervading vel
low, decorated with flags, flowers and
smilax. In the diplomatic reception
room the flags of all nations were
clustered and intertwined, and lent a
brilliant background for the gorgeous
uniforms and regalia of the diplomatic
officials. Alongside the main building
had been built large dining hall de-
corated in red and white, and hung
with greens.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1901-03-11
OLD FAMILY LEAVES.
sabins Bid Adieu to Fine Old Windsor
Home and Go West.
Madison, March 5.

Madison, March 5.
Monday evening a special train
pulled out of the little station of Wind
sor on the St. raul line bound for
Charles Mix county, South Dakota,
better known as the land of bread ami
butter. 1t was made up of ten cars
of stock and implements belonging TO
S. Fl. Sabin and sons and Fred. Sher-
man of Windsor, who have purchased
large blocks of real estate in that
county and who expect to make their
home there. The Sablns required
eight cars for their belongings while
Mr.. Sherman got along with two. A
special tourist sleeping car was at
tached and the two families will go
west in a style and on a scale rather
different from that which prevailed
when Wisconsin was receiving it's
pioneers.
Mr.. Sabin exchanged his 270-acre
farm near Windsor for 1,400-acre
ranch in Charles Mix county formerly
owned by George Dow of this city,
and James Sabin will locate on this
tract Inc deal was brought about
by M. H. Welton, who also made the
arrangements for the transportation
of the parties. Mr.. Sabin and son
Samuel will make their home on a
farm near Geddes, and Mr.. Sherman
has also secured through Mr.. Welton
a block of land in that vicinity. The
Sabins will be greatly missed from
this county as they have been promi-
nently identified with its development.
Mrs. 3. Ray Stevens of Madison and
Miss Sabin, president of the Milwau-
kee-Downer college, are daughters Of
Mr.. Sabin.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1901-03-11
WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID


His Second inaugural Address-Rem-
fniscent and Prospective.
AS the president turned to the multi
de of his fellow citizens to speak a
ash fell upon them that was one Of
le most impressive incidents OF the
ay He spoke as follows:
My fellow Citizens: When we as
embed here on the 18th of March,
1897, there was great anxiety with re-
gard to our currency and credit. None
exists now. Then our treasury re-
ceiptS were inadequate to meet the cur
rent obligations of the government.
Now they are sufficient for all public
needs, and we have a surplus instead
Of deficit. Then 1 felt constrained
TO convene the congress in extraordi-
nary session to devise revenues to pay
the ordinary expenses of the govern
ment. Now have the satisfaction to
announce that the congress just closed
has reduced taxation in the sum Of
$41, 100000. Then there was deep So
licitude because of the long depression
in our manufacturing, mining, agricul-
tural and mercantile industries and
the COuSGQue ulSrGSS OF our IdDOr-
ing population. Now every avenue
Of production is crowded with activ-
ty, labor is well employed, and Ameri-
AN products find good markets at
ZONE and abroad.
Our diversified productions, how
,ver are increasing in such unprece-
Tented volume as to admonish us of
he necessity of still further charging
ur foreign markets by broader COM
nercial relations. For this purpose
eciprocal trade arrangements with
Their nations should in liberal spirit
re carefully cultivated and promoted.
The national verdict of 1896 has for
he most part been executed. What
yer remain. unfulfilled is a continu-
ng obligation resting with undimin-
shed force upon the executive and the
congress. But fortunate as our con-
liltion is, its permanence can only be
ssured by sound business methods
ind strict economy in national admin
stration and legislation. We should
,ot hermit our great prosperity to lead
: to reckless ventures in business or
,roflgacy in public expenditures.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1901-03-11
VIA THE ROPE ROUTE.
Rockdale Man Commits Suicide in His
Woodshed.
Madison, March 5.

MdUISUU, MdICH ..
Bernard L. Nelson hanged himself
in his woodshed in Rockdale Friday.
He climbed up the side of the shed and
placed the rope, over a piece of -4mber
which projected from the corner. He
was about the village only a few mo-
ments before his wife discovered his
dead body. He came to Rockdale in
1851, was a harnessmaker by trade
and in early days was a wealthy man
and the leading spirit of the town.
Dependency caused him to commit
suicide. He was 81. years old and
leaves widow and several children.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1901-03-11
Battle With Insurgents.

Colon, Colombia. March News
has just been received here of
bloody battle fought Feb. 20. near
Maria La Baja between a small force
of government troops and 500 insur-
gents under ROLES resulting in a vic
tory for the government forces. The
insurgents lost 80 killed and 10
wounded; the government troops
8 officers and men killed and many
men wounded.