Evening journal., 1901-07-18
CAUGHT AT RANDOM


weaker light prevailing in the surface
.or in the deeper water. AS evening
approaches these FISH lose their dis
.tinoive day colors, and AN assume a
Transparent azure hue. The change be-
gins with q reddish glow, followed by
Ia green tingo which gradually melts
into blue
"Now. my hearers, asked the lady
.oratc9 Who had just finished cnumer-
.ating tine qualities which should DO
possessed by man. what should DO
done with this ideal husband?"
Have hin stuffed. suggested
coarse, lriyolcHs person in side seat.
Baltimore American
So marked has been the German app
preiation of American machinery ana
tools thal the imports last year i'm
.cludcd 4,757 tons of machine tools of
American origin. against 58S tons from
Great Britain and 3SS tons from
FranCc Besides this. there was im-
ported from tae United States during
the same year 2O.249 tons of agricul-
.turm machinery and implements, 343
tons OF electrical machines, 200 tons OF
steam engines, 57i tons of blowing
machinery and S3l tons OF pumps
Askit-Why does Written. the great
.author, wear such a look Of constant
fear?
TeIlit- de wrote the class song VIII On
he graduated and his enemies are
constantly threatening To make il pub
lic.- Baltimore American
IL is said that once when the late
dr. Tanner had asked in the House
whether it was true that the Duke OF
Cambridge had resigned his position
as commandr-in-chief a Major Jones.
oi Pcnzance was so outraged that he
challenged Dr. Tanner to a duel. and
lne following telegraphic correspond
ence took place. "ln reply to your
dcspicable question about the Duke Of
Cambridge. ! designate you a coward.
Delighted 90 give you satisfaction
across the water Pistols" 10 which
Dr. Tanner az once replied. Wire Ie-
ceived- viii meet you tomorrow i'm
ConstanunOple under the Tower Of
Galatd, midnight Being challenged.
prgfcr torpedoos. Bring another ass
Tanner san Francisco Argonaut.
Mr. Bloom don't feel FREDDY we'll.
Hams. haf horse m my throat
Hans-'Dot horse is nod right. You
mean You have a colt 10 your hedt.-
Chicago News
A clergyman, taking occasional duty
for a friend I'm one of the moorland
churches of remote part of England
was greatly scandalized on observing
the ola yersor, who had bgen collecting
thc odert0ry. quietly abstract a haI-
crown before presenting the plate at
the altar rails
Aftlr service he called the old man
into the Yesiry and told him, with
emotion, that his crime had been dis
covered.
The ycrgor looked puzzled. Then a
sudden light dawned on him.
Why Sir, you dont mean that ould
half-crown of mine Why. Oiye led
.on with he This last fifteen year,
London Spare Moments
A short time ago an English parson
saw am Irish member OF his c0ngroga-
don carrying bricks mp ladder TO a
building in the course of erection.
What's that you're building, Patg'
De inquired
"shue yer 'onnor IT'S church I'm
buildin"
"a Protestant One?'
no. yer 'onner, "a Catholic one"
lm sorry. indeed. t0 see IT.. Pat"
"Eh and SO lis the devil. ser onnor.
London King
ln his C0nsorvator the esteemed J..
sterling Morton takes occasion TO dif
fer with the opinion of the Star that
| Mr.. Bryan cannot again obtain the
nomination of the Democrats for prosi
dent What was possible says the
/ Ic0nscryatOr. TO a Weayer-suppOrti
PoDuhst OF 1892 at alleged Democrats
conventions in 1896 and 1900, Is not
impossible in 1904 10 the same peerless
poser for the plain people kansas
icity. Star
Chappie just like to know what
you mean by being engaged 10 both
/ IChoIly and me at once.
Miss pnkic-Why bless me There 5
mo- harm done, you can't either Of
}ou afford TO marry me, you know
New York Weekly
l"I want 20 De an emperor,
said Edward with a wink
'lts "a better job than that OF king
AT least. so wise ones think
land another reason why I'd rise
10 the imperial graces
| Whom people think of me as king.
They think of jacks and acesi
Chicago Journal.
The Weather and the Almanac.
Temperatures continue high through