The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-06-19
TAMPERING WITH Tplr :
TILL DE MAwNIN.
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TILL DE MAwNIN,
Apologies to Rudvard
What is the kid a-yellin forl" said daadu
nc wants 70 wang ne wants to walk" Ii. eo
well, does he think I'll walk all pisb,,a
parade. "'' said dssa
"He shore does He shore does i, a..
For there's trouble in is tummy. az, Wv servant
say; ~ nearksn VI.
lie is crampy an he's croupy an e's In a.
Maybe he will git some bettah il you vail. s.lu s
If you walks i'm till de breakin OBJ de ul q
"What makes him yank my beard So haas,
parade. sad dsia
Its exercise It's exercise |" the eolor,a !.
What makes him kick and squall ana want SAID
on parade. O"n' Hs, ~
"a touch o collie got i'm sho'." the co,o..a
Pick i'm up an hold him bettuh; doap vos yam a
head down. 'On 0oF Dc hi
Pat de baby on de tummy pick i'm IN A., ...u
An ell goo-soo in minute, lax roly.pov elo. ,n
If yoh walks i'm till de breakin OBJ de nawn;..a
"His cot was right beside my own" saia Ar,
E amt asleepin tonight" the % par
I've warmed his milk score tmes Il. s.,'an' vi
parade. 'A'a dadt i
" e needs some paregoric now the color.a y.
"Yesl need some paregorc, an we avent %, ID
An 'es twsty with de collie, yoh kin see Il 1, t'.
Yoh mus walk i'm twel de mawnin, fob ~ A. A. 's'
place SS aati
Des to walk i'm till de brcakin' OBJ d. m,v,,..
Hes poked my eye in with his tb,,mhs ~.
parade. uog J
Its des his cunnin' little way" the coored .....,
Il most regret that was we'd said daddy an 49, ~
Mos evuh married says dat" the eoIorsd s
"But he's yoh little baby, yoh mus wall u, n
fed wv a'T \
While his nanny slumbers sweetly in yOh whit. :,
bed; ~
Pray dat de recordin' angel won't put down d. word
said,
While yoh walked an walked de baby till de m.rDh,.
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An attempt is being made to float the Assyr,O 4. n
which ran aground with cargo Of champagne n. N
ing company has sent several schooners out TO her p
they think that if they mix her drinks in sufficient
she will be flying high enough to clear the bar.
Do those Christian Science mothers who Sy, tsss i
dren absent treatment regards medicine do Il, ~
regards spanking?
Now New York girl is kicking like steer b,,,sy
has discovered that she has married woman ", ds
cred the thing, but didn't know we iad kick Conn
Pennsylvania Quakeress writes ner lover aYs n
intoxicated with love for you but it is part Of my r
to avoid intoxicants" For real warmth of aHetm y
wooden Indian in front Of cigar store could give tit
cards and spades.
x 3 X
Massachusetts, man named Pride recently suriril
carpets with naphtha to destroy moths then he lss
FIRE. 1t proved to be the worst case Of injured pill
record,
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Philadelphia minister presents each baby that !,
tics with 81 bill This amount if carefully nusd
enable the child to become Buffalo when il comes die +
Chicago paper claims that city has cansp Aa
whistle Yankee Doodle 1t must be bird.
Some of the girls after the recent summer hota Il
Indiana reported as having been compelled IN sa
stances to wear trousers belonging to the male stet
probably felt perfectly at home struttinQ around VIII
hands in the mems pockets.
When the weathers hot and sticky b
And the heritage dried and dead, II
How we long for Borean brceses
And the GOODNESS long since fed;
And we'd give up joys OF drinking h
In the tavern in the town, ii
Could we loll about at evening
In Mother Hubbard gown :, -,