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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

by local applications AZ they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infiamed
You have n rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, AMI when it is entirely closed, Deafness
is the result, and unless the inflammation can
be taken out and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
Catarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by eatarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
r. j CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
INTER STATE FAT AT TRENTON.


September 30, October /. 2, 3, and 4.
The great Interstate Fair will be held on
September 80, October l. ?, B, and 4, on the
Fair Grounds, three miles east Of Trenton, n.
j., on the New York Division OF the Pennsyl-
yania Railroad As in previous years, every
department will be replete with superior and
instructive displays. The blooded stock ex-
hibit will be particularly fine, and the daily
programme Of races contains the speediest
classes obtainable Automobile races will be
novel and exciting
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell excursion tickets to the Fair Grounds in
Guiding coupon of admission, at greatly re-
duced rates from stations within wide
radius, and special trains over the New York
Bevidere and Amboy Divisions will be run
through TO he grounds, thus avoiding street
car transfer The management of the Fair
has put forth extraordinary efforts to make
this years exhibition even greater than last
years record-breaking display
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
CHURCH SERVICES.
First PRESBYTERIAN Church.
Rev. Ii. A. MAoKunpIN, Pastor.

Rev. ii. A. MAoKunBIN, Pastor.
Services every Sunday morning at
1890 o'clock, and evening at 7.30
o'clock.
Sabbath School aud Adults Bible
Glass at .. 10 Z. M.
Brotherhood of Andrew and Phillip
Mt Z Z. NJ.
Prayer and lecture. Tuesday even
ing Mt 80 o'clock.
Ogilyie Mission Band Thursday
evening. Mt 730 o'clock.
Y. +. s. G. Il. Prayer meeting Fri
day evening, at7. 30 o'clock. Subject =
" Mission 3 Growth of the Kingdom. ="
Leader, Chas. M. Dilts.
Next Sabbath will he Rally Day !"
for the Sabbath School, and all teach
ers and scholars are earnestly request
ed to make nm extra effort to be pres
ent. An interesting programme has
been prepared
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Low Fares to the Pan-Ameriean Erposi-
ton via the Lehing Valley Railroad.
Five t5l day tickets good only in day
coaches, will be sold Tuesdays and
Saturdays from Phillipsburg, N. j.,
at the rate of S.. 90 for the round trip.
Ten (10l day tickets will be sold
every day, good on any train except
the Black Diamond Express, at the
rate of $40. 50 for the round trip.
For further particulars address f..
N. Arnold, agent at Phillipsburg, NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
Pennsylvania Railroad Reduced Rates to
San Francisco.

On account Of the Triennial Convention OF
the Protestant Episcopal Church, to be held
at San Francisco beginning October ?, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell
round-trip tickets to San Francisco from all
points on its line at greatly reduced rates
Tickets will be sold September 10 to %, in
elusive, and will be good to return to leave
San Francisco not earlier than October s. and
only on date of execution By Joint Agent, To
whom fee of fifty cents must be paid and
passengers must reach original starting point
by November IS, 1901.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
also run Personally-Conducted Tour to the
Pacific Coast on this occasion by special train
starting September % and returning October
%. Round trip rate, elS5
For further information apply to ticket
agents, or address Geo. W Boyd, Assistant
General Passenger Agent, Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Take two cups of hot water half an
hour before each meal and just before
going to bed, also drink of water,
hot or cold, about two hours after
each meal. Take lots of outdoor
exercise walk, ride, drive. Make a
regular habit of this and in many
eases chronic constipation may be
cured without the use of medicine.
When Il purgative is required take
something mild and gentle like Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
For sale by S. w. Cochran n Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Many physicians are now pre-
scribing Kodol Dyspepsia Cure regul-
arly having found that it is the best
prescription they can write because it
is the one preparation which contains
the elements necessary to digest not
only some kinds of food but all kinds
and it therefore cures Indigestion and
dyspepsia no matter what its cause.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

The special service held in st,
Andrews church Sunday evening in
memory of our late President was
largely attended by all denominations.
The interior of the church was hand
somely decorated and flags and bunt-
ing were everywhere, The music was
n prominent feature. The rector,
the Rev. Herbert Stanley Smith, de-
livercd mn interesting discourse.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
Caution.

Any person representing himself as
connected with The Sun Optical Mfg.
Co., or Applegate's Optical Rooms,
does so without our permission and
without the proper knowledge to con
time in our service. Information
having reached us that the confidence
of the public is being solicited by
using our name, we take this method
of informing the public.
Applegate's Optical Rooms, Est. 1880.
INcP. AS THE Sun OPTICAL MIRO. Co.,
1899.
Cor State and Warren SITS, Tren-
ton, n. j.
f. G. Leaning, Sec'y and Treas.
GEO. f. APPLICABLE, President.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
A Certain Cure for Dysentcry and Diar
rhoca.

A Certain Cure for Dysentcry and Diar-
rhoca.
"Some years ago / was one Of n
party that intended making long
bicycle "trip" says +. l.. Taylor, Of
New Albany, Bradford County, Pa.
81 was taken suddenly with diarrhoea,
and was about to give up the trip,
when editor Ward, Of the Laceyville
Mcssenger, suggested that ! take a
dose of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. ! purchased
a bottle and took two doses, one be-
fore starting and one on the route. !
made the trip successfully and never
felt any i'll effect, Again last summer
/ was almost completely run down
with an attack Of dysentery. ! bought
a bottle Of this same remedy and this
time one dose cured me. :" Sold by s.
w. Cochran d Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Rev. II. A. Como, ID. d., Pastor.
Sunday 10. 30 A. M, Preaching.
6 30 Z. M. Song service.
Next Sunday evening will be the
last twilight service of the season. Ii
will be made special musical service
consisting of solos, choruses, congre-
gational singing, etc.
2.l5 =. NJ. Sunday School.
Prayer and Conference Meeting,
Tuesday evening, nj 7.30 o'clock.
Y. p. 8. G. T., Friday evening, at
40 O'clock. Subject "Biblc Work. I"
In charge of the Missionary Commit
toe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Geo. w. Lane, Pewamo, Mich,
writes: "Your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is the best remedy for Indigestion and
stomach trouble that / ever used. For
years | suffered from dyspepsia, at
times compelling me to stay in bed
and causing me untold agony. | am
completely cured by Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. In recommending it to friends
who suffer from Indigestion | always
offer to pay for it if it fails. Thus far
/ have never paid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Mn. EplToR ALLOW me to speak n
few words in favor of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. | suffered for three
years with the bronchitis and conld
not sloep at nights. | tried several
doctors and various patent medicines,
but could get nothing to give me any
relief until my wife got bottle Of
this valuable medicine, which has
completely relieved me. w. $. Brock
man, Bagnell, Mo. This remedy is
for sale by s. w. Cochran Il Go.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
The Prohibitionists of Hunterdon

The Prohibitionists of Hunterdon
county held their annual convention
Friday afternoon in the W. G. II. u.
hall, in Pennington A large number
of delegates were i'll attendance. The
Rev. $. l.. Cox, pastor of the Croton
Baptist church, was chairman, and
William Bells, of Copper Hill. was
elected secretary. ]. c. Sunderlin, of
Pennington, WAS nominated for the
Assembly by aeclamation DIR. Cor
noe, Of Sergeantsyille, was nomi-
mated fer coroner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

In Its advanced aud chronic form II cold in
the heaf is known ns Nasal Catarrh and il tho
recognized source of other diseases Having
stood the test of continued successful use,
Ely's Cream Balm is recognized as II specific
for memhrahal diseases in the nasal passages,
and you should resort to this treatment in
your own case. 1t il not drying, does not pro-
duce sneeZing Price 30 cents Mt druggists or
by mail Ely Brothers, 80 Warren street, New
York. Give up prejudice and try il
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Josh Westhafer, Of Loogootee, Ind,
is n poor man, but he says he would
not be without Chamberlain Pain
Balm il it cost five dollars bottle,
for il saved him from being a cripple.
No external application is equal to
this hniment for stiff and swollen
joints, contracted muscles, stiff neck,
sprains and rheumatic and muscular
pains. Ii has also cured numerous
cases of partial paralysis, 1t is for
sale by $. w. Cochran d Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

List Of letters remaining unclaim
ed at the Lambertville post office,
September 81, 1901:
Walter Roughton,
Chas. $. TiIton,
Shirley Morgan,
Newtie Laubenstine,
Mrs. Minnie Apgar.
G.. A. SRILLMAE, =. NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

When a man is drowning his rescue
Ia question of timely help. 1t is the
same thing in disease. Many time the
doctor says of man whose condition ia
hopeless, IF you'd begun In time you
might have been cured"
This Is especially true when the dis
Gus. The timely use Of DIR. Pierce's
a quick cure Of deep seated coughs,
hemorrhages have been frequent and
profuse Golden Medical Discovery
has been used time and again with the
result Of perfect and permanent cure,
Mr.. McCauley, of Leechburg. Armstrong
Co., Pa. had eighty-one hemorrhages,
and after other medical aid had failed
ne was completely cured by the use OF
Golden Medical Discovery"
Accept no substitute for Golden Med
ical Discovery" There Is no other med
icine Just as good for weak" lungs.
81 wa. in poor health when commenced
taxing DR. Pieree's medicine, writes Mr.. Elmer
Iawier Of Voiga, Jefferson Co, Ind VI had
stomach. kidney. heart, aud lung troubles. Was
not able to DO any work. had seyere cough
your medicine while commenced 70 gain ~
strength and fesh. and stopped coughing right
away Took about sig bottles Of the Golden
Medical Discovery then, aud last spring had
Grippe and II settled on my lungs, leaving me
with a severe cough, had the doctor, but he
your medicine again and took three or four
bottles Of the Discovery and two yials OF DR.
Pierce's Pellets and that Strengthened me up
feei lie different person / gladly recon-
mend your medicine to all sufferers, for know
II cured me"
DIR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, paper covers. is sent FREE on re-
ceipt of 81 one-cent stamps to pay ex-
pense Of mailing only. Address DR.. K.
V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

The Hnnterdon County Board Of
Freeholders will entertain the Somer
set County Board, at clam bake on
the Flemington Fair Grounds Friday.
Last year the Somerset Board invited
the Hunterdon Board TO Il similar
event at Iron Spring Park, Amman
1otaf ~ ~
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

The Committee on Education will
meet Mt the State House, Trenton,
Saturday, September %, at II a. m,
for the purpose of examining appli-
cants for the position Of County
Superintendent of Schools Of Hunter
don county.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

wall Paper as low as &c., 4c.,
and SC. a piece. 80 styles to pick
from. Holcombe, 81 Main street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

-'Iambertville Puffs" are still GO
ing up in smoke. Kline sells them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Lima Beans may be had at short
notice at CLRvENGER's GARDEN.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Meeting every first day, at 30 A. M.
for Bible Study. AT II A. NJ, meeting
for Worship.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
REDUCED RATES TO TRENTON.


Via Pennsylvania Railroad.
For tho Democratic State Convention To be
held Mt Trenton, October /, the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets
to Taenton from all stations on it's limo in tho
State OF New Jersey at rate Of one fare for the
round trip minimum rate, twenty-five Cents.
Tickets to be- sold and good going September
80 and October /, and TO return until October
2, inclusive
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

"A fine stock and big variety of
smokers goods, at Kline's, 20 Bridge
street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

4 course of sermons on the Bible
will be given by Rev. IL. A. Macknb-
bin on Sunday evenings, commencing
next Sunday evening. The following
subjects will be given in order:
/. What is the Bible?
:. The Bible and the Church.
3 The Bible and Literature.
4 The Bible and History.
5, How to use the Bible.
The closing Tea of the season was
held on the Lawn Tennis Grounds
last Saturday evening, and it was a
very delightful affair. A charming
novelty was introduced, it being a
Chinese Lantern Drill by eighteen or
twenty young misses aud boys. 1t
was rrettily performed, and showed
evidence that they had been carefully
trained. Mr. George W. Prall was
responsible for this pleasant exercise,
and he and Miss Minnie Moore have
evidently spent considerable time in
training the children up to their fine
proficiency The children also sang a
double sextette selection from Flora
dora.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Rev. G. s. LAWRENCE, Pastor.
Sunday 1910 A, NJ, preaching.
Evening service, T30 O'Clock.
2.l6 +. NJ. Sunday School.
G.45 +. NJ. -Epworth League.
Monday and Tuesday, 40 =. M,
Class Meetings.
Thursday, T30P. NJ. Prayer Meet
ing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

They live best in time who live
for eternity.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
Mt. Carmel Baptist Church,

Services every Sunday AT 1910 A. NJ.
and z. 30 =. M.
Sunday School Mt 2.15 L. M.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25

Tobacco, segars, pipes, at Khne's,
% Bridge Street. BY far the largest
stock to select from in this city.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-09-25
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. IS, 1901.

The Sd Monday evening in each month is
the time of the regular monthly meeting,
when dues are payable from till SIS O'Clock
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-07
TRAVELLING THIRST'S STORY.

Z. large shipbuiiding works out IN San Fran.
cisco"
1t looked pretty discouraging. but Roam
ing Riley, from the way he kept on walking
alongside the faS young man. looked -
he had some kind OF holdout.
EFT 10 the merest word he continued.
eloQuently. shat I am DESTROYS OF saying
to you. The matter IL in no way connected
with my individual fortunes. but con-
Germs"
Now, look a-here." growled the adipose
pedestrian. pulling UP when he reached
tho K and Thirteenth street corner of the
square. there II going to be something
coming on right here II you don't vent
anyway. You couldn'e panhandle mo II you
offered me gold dollars for plugged nickels
You couldn't gouge me for the price Of .
hooter OF BloodAeld's barrel house mescal II
you sang Tell Me, Pretty Maiden in
Yiddish backward fourteen times. - . sign
that you required the booze In your business.
There's only one thing in connection with
my game that almost tickles mo foolish.
and that one thing is that I'm tho hardest
proposition ever used for any other purpose
except door knob. Say. am strong
enough? Depart. and sin no more
very WE'LL ScpucV Viz 4A6SSAA'o
Thirst starting to shamhle disconsolately
away. 'Tf you won't listen to me. why. OF
course. all right desired to call to your
attention the fact that the brilliant orange
hued garter which erstwhils encircled the
shapely calf Of your right leg has been
dragging on the ground for several blocks
Of your progress. and that. far from con-
tributins to the natural splendor Of your
appearance. It casts . gloom over your
whole makeup"
But the fat young man. who had dis
covered. to his profound chagrin. that the
Travelling Thirst had uttered truth. ana
had adjusted the slipped garter In the shell
ter of shrub. was holding out q new. crisp
one-spot to Roaming Riley.
"Say. overlook my fancy cracks. win you.
pal?' he said. AZ the Travelling Thirst en-
circlet the new ace In his grimy paw. For
get 'em. Tn a brand plucked from the
burning. You've saved my good name. I'm
just on my way to call upon her. and this
is the day her family celebrates. and II
they'd got next to that saffron-hued sock
supporter-Oh. well. that'll be about all?'
And the paunchy young man brsathed a
deep sigh of relief. and the Travelling Thirst
executed a sprint in the direction Of his
favorits dipper plant-Washington Post.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-07
A DOG STORY.

State Senator John Thompson IL about ono
OF the best story tellers in these parts. and
his repertoire includes a lot of good ones
fish and otherwise. On the truthfulness OF
some he will stake his reputation for verac-
ity. but he tells ono which he always pre-
fixes with the statement that it was told
him by minister Of the gospel. Doctor
Bardwell, who will be remembered here
by the older Inhabitants as the assistant Of
Doctor Edgar OF revered memory. who was
pastor OK tho First Presbyterian Church
during the latter years OF General Andrew
Jackson's life, and attended the old hero
IN his last Illness. Senator Thompson said;
Doctor Bardwell used to visit my faith
er's house when was boy and the story
1 am about to tell you was related to me
on the occasion OF one OF these visits We
were out on the verarlda smoking ono even
Ing after supper. The doctor was fond OF
dogs and was a pretty good sportsman, and
naturally the conversation turned on this
subject.
Speaking OF dogs said Doctor Bard
we'll. reminds me of dog which belonged
to a friend Of rnine in Mississippi. had
been Invited to hold services at church
near his friends house. and wrote him to
meet me at tho station. some six miles from
his house, on the Saturday afternoon before
Sunday. the day Of the appointment.
He was on time with horses ana We
started to his home. I noticed that . very
handsome bird dog followed US. and. having
heard that some one in that neighborhood
owned an especially well trained trick dog,
I asked my friend about Il.
That's tho dog" at the Same time
pointing at the dog which ran ahead Of US
and was waiting at the forks Of tho road.
I asked him to make him perform a
trick He got down from his horse. called
the dog. and taking out his pocketbook
held 1t to the dogs nose. He then
took out a silver half-dollar and walking
some distance into tho woods raised UP a
large rock and put the money under It.
We then resumed our journey, and when
probably half q mile away, my friend called
bis dog and told him to 60 back and get
the money.
The dog. without tho least hesitation.
started back on a run. and my friend ex-
planned as the rock was heavy the dog
would be unable to turn it over. so would
have to scratch under It to reach the piece
Of money, and he would not probably get
homo before we reached there. 1t then be-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-07
THE SUMMER MAN.

his bill win chalk. and voweth that hi aa1s
arc deaf to all but money talk.
He walketh Ger the railroad t3sa vhooo
heat most fiercely burns:
He cometh to his native town. ana huznAsy
he doth seek his ancient Job Of selling ak
at nine-ifteen per week.
And with surprise he notsth At the ccun-
ter next to his the lady whom he knew -
"2thelinda"-now she's Liz
And each upon the other smiles, and
either looks at each, but neither gfveth
voice to the thoughts that are too deep for
speech.
But in the inmcst heart Of each such
thoughts as this there be:
Pooh! Pooh! That party's badly OF
Their actions fooled not me-
And when the summer comes again they'll
HE to hills or shore. and play the blass mill
lionairs and heiress great some more.
Behold. IS not this writing true as Il q
here displayed2
Baltimore Amsrfcan
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-07

Roaming Riley. the Travelling Thirst,
brAced tho large. paunchy. raglan-arrayed
young man as no was staggering through
Franklin Square on Monday afternoon last,
swtshing his walking stick and doing the
best he could to look like the money.
Sir" said Roaming Riley. this Travelling
Thirst. siding alongside the Important
looking Young man, II urays your pardon
for vesjturing to address-
-on your way. now. Percy" cut In the
wagering young man with the expansive
waistband. The street singer stunt don't
get me out on the limb at ALI Now. 60
AWAY"
But" resumed tho Travelling Thirst. still
keeping pace with the chesty-looklns pedes-
TRAN with the 4s-inch equatorial measure
ment, my purpose, sir. In Addressing you
is"
Nothing doing. nothing doing" broke IN
the fat youth, impatiently. 'If you need
a meal of boned SQUAD ana pate de foie
eras what's tho matter with making . gun
play for it, II you banker for amagnum
OF brut why don't you make . swoop for It,
and then lam for the vaHegsted cactu be-
fore the posse gets a move onr'
IT fear. sr." went on tho Travelling
Thirst, that you are In serious error - to
my motive in thus presuming to"
mo, I Amt. by a damsite" interrupted
the naughty young man Of the rangy girth.
you've Just hiked in from Newport News.
where you went from the Philadelphia ship
yards to hunt for work. and you found the
Jobs all eaten up down there, and you've
been dining on Wild berries In the State OF
Virginia for FIVE days and four nights. and
all you need now H. a plate OF beef and .
beer. Go anyway. Nothing doing"
The Travelling Thirst still undaunted. con-
tinued, however. TO paddle along beside the
young man with the lengthy surcingle. =
"If you would but permit me-" he said.
''to state to you the purely unselfsh motive
have in trespassing. for but moment,
upon your attention. think"
well. don't think. see?" butted In ths
Falstaffian youth. There's not thing
coming in connection with this. anyhow.
Milky think. know IT'S hard to pass by
the seductive-looking portraits OF the over
flowing schooners without possessing the
price wherewith to lease few OF EN-, but
that's your end OF It. II they wouldn't put
you on at $3.50 per diem at Newport News.
let me inform you that there's another