Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1901-03-14

Hello, editor"
What have you got for us today?"
my opinion in the case.'
what case?"
q "Don't you remember? The other
day you said you had received a story
that was so bad that it was good, and
that you were half inclined to print
it as a sample of the stuff you receive
daily and are actually expected to pub
tish. You asked me what thought of
the scheme" The Writerman
paused
"Well?" interrogatively
"Well; I've embodied my opinion in a
story. Here it is
The red-faced man with the yellow
mustache and blue eyes put a tanned
hand into an inner pocket, drew out
manuscript and handed 1T to the ele.
gantly groomed Harvard man at the
desk
"Read it," he said.
Mansfield settled himself comfort
ably and read
"The Story of Love Story"
Once upon a time there was bril-
liant editor of famous magazine;
there was also a writer-man whom the
editor liked and whose stories he
hated to reject; but the safety of the
magazine demanded it. 1t happened
one day that the editor was sore per-
picked about matter. and he called
the writer-man in to help him out.
Briggs" said he, Il have a story
that is so bad that it is good. 1t is a
splendid specimen of the rot that is
sent us. l want to use it as a sample
of the sort of thing we get-of the
drivel we are expected to publish
it's a love story
HAS it no uplifting cynicism to re-
deem it?" asked Briggs satirically.
mo, it's sheer flubdub, balderdash,
food for FOOLS
"Who wrote it? Some foolish old
woman, l suppose"
The editor knitted his brows.
NO. he replied; "a young woman
wrote it-a school teacher"
young, beautiful and school
teacher" repeated Briggs. "Let me see
the story. All, it has two good traits
it's beautifully typewriter and it
smells of roses" After few minutes
he handed the story back with weary
smile. He pondered a moment. then
his face frightened.
"How do you know she's young?" he
asked. The editor unlocked a private
drawer
"She wrote me short letter giving
a sketch of her life. and telling me
how she came to write the story.
wish the letter were longer-Td pub
lish it instead of the other. It's in.
tensely interesting. 1t seems she has
suffered the same as the rest of us.
She also sent her photograph; here it
it, Imagine that face associated with
such rot. 1t seems a sacrilege."
Horrible" commented Briggs sol.
emnly.
"She lives in B--ville, Texas" con-
tinued the editor.
"How shall you arrange with her?'
asked Briggs. You must, of course
give your reason for publishing the
story. 1 shouldn't feel greatly flattered
if you were to use any of my stuff for
such a scheme as that. It's brutal"
81 know it is. But there is such
fierce competition between us editors
that we must employ eccentric
methods when we fail of original
"You must even descend to the
breaking of girls heart" said Briggs
hamilton flushed. 81 am not going
ia publish her name, and I'll pay hel
as much as l would Howells or Kip
ling"
Briggs smiled. "My dear boy, yot
might as we'll try to console mother
for the loss of her child by telling hel
that no one would know it was hers
that died. It's not the world she cares
for--it's her pet, and she'll mourn ovel
it all the more on account of It's friend
lessness. You don't know women, bu
YOU should know authors. An authors
story may be deformed, ugly, ever
idiotic, but you can no more reason
him into seeing it's unloveliness thar
YOU can convince a mother of the ugli
ness of her child"
Don't lecture" exclaimed Hamil
ton: "give me an answer-yes. or no
Shall | publish it as terrible exam
rle?"
"Yes." said Briggs.
Hamilton laughed. well. If your
not the most Inconsistent fellow | eve
saw. | thought you were trying SOM
OF your eccentric logic on me. Com
to lunch"
Six months later Hamilton steame
into st. Louis en- route To California
he was to stop over for two days. Th
first afternoon of his stay in that cit
| brought him a brief note, which Dor
| the official mark of hospital, wa
signed by one OF the doctors, an
marked private" Ii ran:
Dear Mr.. Hamilton:
| I'VE have here most curious cas-
of melaneholy-of slow heart-breas
The case Is that of young woman
| A most interesting feature of the ANA