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The San Francisco call., 1901-10-30

AGAR-In this city, October %. 1901. John Ed
ward Agar, a native of Washington. D. c.,
aged n years.
EyFriends are respectfully invited to at
tend the funeral services tomorrow (Thurs-
day), at o'clock, at his late residence, 1924
Bartlett street. Interment private, Laurel
Hill Cemetery
AHRENs-In this city. October 20, 1901, Lou
c. Ahrens, beloved daughter Of Charles F.
and the late Louisa Ahrens sister of Ber-
tha Ahrens. and niece of Mrs H. Hartman
and J. G. K1emnl. a native of San Francisco,
aged "a years months and 13 days.
UFNotice of funeral hereafter Remains
at the funeral parlors Of Charles H. j. Tru-
man & Co.. 31S Mason street. between O'Far-
rell and Geary.
BLAcK-1n this city. October 27. 1901. Ellen,
wife of John Black. and mother Of Mrs. Will
liam J. Black. a native Of Ireland, aged 65
EyFriends and acquaintance are respect
fully invited to attend the funeral to-day
"wednesday, at 1 o'clock, from the parlors
of McFadden, McBrearty & Green, III Mis-
sion street. Interment Holy Cross Cemetery.
BUCK-In Pasadena. October 20. 1901. Nettie
D., beloved daughter of John A. and the
late Matilda q Buck. and sister of Emma
M. Charles H. John A Jr;. Walter e. and
a=ed 2S years.
BRUML-In T.ockford. CAL, M. Bruml. be-
loved husband of Lena Bruml, and father Of
Julius and Henry Brum1 and Emile Daily, a
native Of Austria, aged II years.
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H G Bundy, Miss
] W Bailey Jr, Nwctls
w N Ketchum, Chicago
3 G Medick. Ohio
J W Best. Denver
Mrs C W Joynt, Wash
Miss Chetta Rauson,
Whatcom. Wash
Capt Edwardsen, Cal
H B Morris & W, Cal
III Friedberger, Stkton
w H Evans. Arbuckle
E J Music, Stockton
] T Green. Suisun
G NJ Reid. N Y
j ID Fletcher, Tenn
F s Cairns. W and ch.
Boston
Mrs w L Sanuels
Washington
Harriet Ely, Atlantic
City
WliZabeth MacGaffey,
Atlantic City
T A Hurley, N 7
G Maxwell, Los Ang
d l. Cecil. San Jose
NJ Michael. Woodland
P ] Hiatt, KnightsLdg
IG T B Wall. Ohio
HOTEL.
K Makoseli. Toxic, Jap
NJ Hashmisko, Japan
G H Hand. CeIebes
+ NJ Dixon, Sumatra
] Hassaler, Oakdale
@ W Burnaby, N Y
S McMertrie, Denver
V H Bucker, Chicago
B n Englike&w, N 2
Miss ] H Wallace, NY
@ A Libby and wife,
Portland, Me
IC E Pearsall, Eureka
Hutton Crater, KasCty
T d Long & W, Denver
z W Brown & W, ego
Mrs z Baron & family,
Mayf1eld
Manerein Stahl, Qua
temaIa
] NJ Pike, Modesto
A w Cutter, Los Ang
Francis P Mccall. NY
r D Goodwin. U s A
G G Wertendorp, AM
sterdam
1RN HOTEL.
] z Wood, Modesto
VIM Haggins, S Mateo
V H Teutschell, Sacto
VIM Bassett, Tomales
VIM Page. Oakland
John Manning, Hanfrd
Hugh Sparks. U 8 A
&C Johnson, Sn Lorenzo
IP ] Murtha & W. Cal
A H Bernsch. Chicago
VIM Ballson, Cortland
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10 Montezuma stockholders-Wantedt to bor-
row $3.50 on 5000 shares of Montezuma stock.
at per cent a month. Address box 1868.
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Leavenworth-st. Flats
$12, ,500-Three elegant modern flats. 6, 6, rooms
and bath, and 2 rear flats, rooms and
bath each, bringing in monthly rental
of SIP so; this property is modern In
every respect, desirable, we'll located
and in demand; two frontages; must be
seen to be appreciated.
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Mt. Olivet Cemetery,
San Mateo County.
OFFICE 0I6 MARKET STREET..
]. HENDERSON, Manager.
CREMATION,

The Odd Fellows Cemetery Association
Point Lo bos ave.. S. f., Cal.
The ordinance prohibiting burials in San
Francisco after the first day of August, 1901
does not refer to CREMATION. Neither does
1t affect the COLUMBARIUM, because there is
nothing less harmful to the living than the
ashes of their dead. ~
Permits to cremate will be issued by the
Board of Health the heretofore.
GEORGE r. FLETCHER, Manager.
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EASTON. ELDRIDGE & CO.,
63S Market street.
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DOWNTOWN PROPERTY.
Mission ST., inside OF Seventh.
s14,ooo-Southeast line of Mission ST., near new
postoffce; frontage of So feet; improve
ments houses Z rooms and bath each;
property in this block recently sold for
5000 per front foot.
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REAL EsTATE-CITY-FoR, sALN.

REAL ESTATE-CITY-FO SALE.
A. NJ sPECK & CO., 667 Market st.
Opposite Kearny.
Real Estate Agents is an and Rent Collectors.
Downtown investment; rents $4,000 annually; s
years lease to one tenant guaranteed; mort
gage sls'OOo positysly ,,a god pays per cent net
ing; 4 stores; rents s24o; aoG Gift front.
Mission ST.. near Fourth. splendid brick struc-
ture; elevator; good high basement; rent
$3.50; one tenant. .o- ooo
Corner close to Mercantile Library; lot S5x12o:
8 frontages; rent $2O5; can be increased to
$4Oo
Eddy ST.. near Jones', As feet frontage; frame
improvements; this I'd is Kdo e quick seller.
Modern improvements; lot 72x137:s; rented at
$40.
Panhandle corner; new buildings; rents $142;
lot 37x115 feet.
Leavenworth-st. investment; 81 feet front;
rents slo5: always rented
$12, 750.
New Van Ness ave. flats; rents $125; a safe
buy.
Corner; marine view; splendid improvements;
rents SEQ.
Two modern flats; only half block from Mar
ket ST.; rents $40; cost ssSoo nearly s700o
Jones-st flats; rents SAL; lot 45-foot frontage.
$500 cash.
Balance $500 mortgage can renal remain; Groom
cottage; in the Mission; Twenty-fourth-st.
A. M spEcK & CO., es7 Market st.
A SUNNY north corner, near Van Ness ave.
large lot, with fine residence OF II rooms.
Large residence on Jackson ST., near Polk;
-0i3' THOMAS MAGEE & SONS,
K AZ
FOR sale-cottage of 4 rooms. large basement
and yard; half cash, 1922 Pierce St
REAL EsTATE-COUNTRY Sale
-~~->>>-~>------~--
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
A highly improved country home and invest
ment property near San Jose. consisting of 1so
finest varieties of resistant wine grapes. There
is family orchard surrounding the buildings.
The improvements consist Of large H-room
throughout. The house is surrounded by hand
some grounds containing large fish pond and
fountain. There are also stables and other
ranch buildings. The house sets on a sufficient
elevation to command beautiful view of the
sured good prices for years to come and wine
grapes are selling for $25 to $50 per ton which
makes resistant vineyard an investment prop
osition. This property is worth your Immediate
address McAFEE BROTHERS,
10S Montgomery ST.. San Francisco. Cal.
SOO-ACRE ranch in sonoma County, II miles
from Santa Rosa, III miles from Kenwood
(Southern Pacific station); within four miles
of the California Northwestern RAILROAD land
long conceded to be among the very finest
vineyard land in the State; would pay splen-
didly If now planted in resistant vines; bot
tom lands highly productive; house on prem
ises contains ten rooms and bath; hard fin
ished; also large barns and all other neces-
sary buildings; hot and cold water through
out; abundant supply of water for all pur-
poses piped from perennial springs; this prop
erty and additional money necessary is offered
in exchange for San Francisco income prop
erty worth from $50, 900 to s100, 600.
Apply to THOS. MAGEE & SONS
Real Estate Agents.
Montgomery St
FOR SALE NEAR SAN FRANCISCO
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PARK PANHANDLE FLATS.

PARK PANHANDLE FLATS.
New and Modern.
$12, ,000-Three elegant new flats containing
Z, rooms and bath; north side @
street; thoroughly modern; just com
pleted and renting for $12o per month
or / per cent gilt-edge propositio
for parties wishing a permanent invest
ment key lot 25xl37:6 feet.
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AN Introduction to you from H Schellhaas the
furniture dealer. 1ith and Franklin. Oakland,
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PROPOSALS for Subsistence Supplies.-Ofce
of Purchasing Commissary, San Francisco
Cal, October 30, 1e0L-Sealed proposals for
furnishing and delivering Of such quantities
Of subsistence supplies delivered at such
wharf or such warehouses in San Francisco
Cal, per circular, to be seen at this office,
viii be received here until IL o'clock a. M,
Tuesday November 10, 1901, and opened i'm
mediately thereafter in presence of bidders
Specifications general instruction to bidders
and blank form Of proposal will be furnished
TO esta blshed dealers application to w. H.
BALDWIN, Major and c. s., U. S. Army
Purchasing Commissary.
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OAKLAND ROOMS AND BOARD.
OAKLAND FURNITURE FOR SALE.

TENTH, 572-Beautiful sunny rooms; excellent
home table; terms moderate: references.
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REAL EsTATE-CITY-FoR SALE.
SPECIAL

-
EASTON. ELDRIDGE & CO.,
SPECIAL.
Leavenworth-st Flats
12,500-Three elegant modern flats. 6, 6, rooms
and bath, and 2 rear flats, rooms and
bath each. bringing in monthly rental
every respect, desirable. we'll located
and in demand: two frontages; must be
seen to be appreciated.
DOWNTOWN PROPERTY
Mission ST., inside OF Seventh.
s14, ,ooo-Southeast line of Mission St.. near new
postofhce; frontage Of So feet; improve
ments 2 houses. rooms and bath each !;
property in this block recently sold for
5000 per front foot.
PARK PANHANDLE FLATS.
New and Modern.
$l20O0-Three elegant new flats containing 6.
.t z rooms aSsraa, and bath; north 3 SIDE s,r, OF
pleted and renting for s12o per month,
for Sp papes pfE eent Mshng gedge PnfpH5saa
ment; key lot 25x137:6 feet.
NEW MODERN HOME.
mantels, electric lighting. domed cell
mag Magnificent aOsHiuheag ne% home perness near Haght
and Steiner sts.: lot 25xso feet.
MoRRIs-AvE.- FLATS
IS, ,00o-Four fine flats OF 1, rooms each; in
the best renting portion Of this district;
,
lot 4ox75 feet.
GUERRERo-sT. FLATS.
s3,6oo-Reduced from s45oO 2 fine fats of AS
rooms and bath each; the best block
Of Guerrero ST. and in the heart of Of
per annum; lot 24x105 feet.
vALLEJo-sT. FLATS.
S3,Soe-Two well-built flats of 4-5 rooms and
bath each; Vallejo St, near Larl1in;
always rented; and pays over 10 per
PAYS OVER 30 PER CENT PER ANNUM.
Only $500 cash required; well-built
flats, rooms each, in good condition;
modern plumbing; this is a bargain that
cannot be duplicated.
MODERN MISSION COTTAGES.
AT YOUR OWN PRICE.
ON YOUR OWN TERMS.
FIVE SOLD THIS WEEK.
We have over 80 cottages in all parts
Of the Mission; call and get list.
EAsToN, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
63S Market street.
COTTAGE, rooms and one of 2 rooms; 5ox15O;
462 Douglass ST., near 21st; must be sold. Call
after P. m or at 80 Noe ST.
WE have cash buyers for improved property.
DONNELLY & CO.. 652 Market ST.
$3.50 EACH-Corner- lots; Eugene ave-; fronta ge
-....--.....-.
ALAMEDA ADVERTISEMENTS.
ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.
BARGAINS; improved & unimproved property
acquired by foreclosure; u cash. Bank of Ala.
OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS.
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NEW MODERN HOME,

NEW MODERN HOME.
IS, S5,750-Up-to-date residence of rooms; tiled
pantels, electric lighting, domed cell
ings ETC.; absolutely perfect and q
magnificent new home; near Haight
and Steiner sts.: lot 25x90 feet.
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DIED.

DIED.
Agar, John 3. Morell, A. J.
Ahrens, Lou c. Morrison, Elizabeth
Black, Ellen O'Donnell. Jane
Buck, Nettie D. O'Toole, Hugh
Brunll, M Raymond. Henry
Clark, George R. Riordan, Timothy ].
Eastman Matte Robertson. David
Fischer, Virginia H. Robinet, Eugene
Fletcher, Edward N Stevenson, Eva
Fails, Jessie L. Svetinich, John
Hallmeyer, Chas G.. Sweeting, George w.
Haskell Chauncey 0. Thomas Maggie
Haitian, Francis V. Towey, James
Keller, John Tyrrell. Annie
Kelly, Henry W. Voigt, Rudolph E.
Lyons, Timothy Wetmore. Elbert e.
Manchester. Geo. w. Wieboldt, Herbert e.
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FOR SALE NEAR SAN FRANCISCO--
Small tracts, $50 to $50 per acre, on Rancho
Cotati. Sonoma Co.. future value assured. as
San Francisco is growing rapidly; location
best for poultry. and general farming. Apply
to The Cotati Co., 302 California ST., for PAM
phlets and information.
s25O0-IMPROvED foothill farm. 2o4 acres; Fl
Dorado Co., near r. r. Box 222. Call
POULTRY and dairy ranches for sale; write for
free list C. r. WINFIELD. Petaluma, Cal.
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COTTAGE, rooms and one of 2 rooms; 6ox150;
462 Douglass ST., 21st; must be sold. Cali
after p. m, at 80 Noe st.
WE have cash buyers for improved property
DONNELLY & CO., 632 Market ST.
$3.50 EACH-Corner- lots; Eugene ave-. fronta ge
streets; graded cash or install. 800 Jessie.
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s19oo-sACRIFIcE for a quick sale: comforta-
BILE bay-window. hail. high basement and
brick foundation; lot 43x10O feet (note the
park; minutes, walk from Clinton station
very select residence location; neighborhood
and surroundings the very best street work
complete and stone walks laid; house alone
is insured for s1750; rents for SIS per month; ;
must be seen to be appreciated; never before
offered for sale; a special bargain and will
stand close investigation
GEO. W. AUSTIN & CO.,
zoos Broadway Oakland.
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MORRIS-AVE. FLATS.
S., 000-Four fine flats OF l. 8 rooms each in
the best renting portion Of this district;
pays 1852 per annum; will subdivide;
lot 40x75 feet.
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PRODUCERS OIL EXCHANGE.
MINING STOCKS.

Following were the sales IN the San Fran
cisco Stock and Exchange Board yesterday:
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REAL EsTATE-COUNTRY Sal

FOR sale-Cottage of rooms. large basemen
and yard; half cash, 1922 Pierce st.
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ROOMS AND BOARD.
THE CECILERNE. $50 Van Ness ave.
The San Francisco call., 1901-10-30
Afternoon Session.

100 Con Cal & Val so 200 st Louis...... Os
100 Ophir SO 200 Union CON-. Is
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BOARD and room for two in elegantly fu
nished home; billiard room and telephone.
Baker st.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
A RARE VOLUME BY PENN.

Only Known Copy Is Owned by
Quakers In Philadelphia.
The only known copy Of PENIS issue
of Magma Charta," published in 1857
by the Bradford Press, is the property
of the Meeting For Sufferings, repre-
sentative body of the Friends yearly
meeting in Philadelphia. Its title is
1.-THE Excellent Privilege of Liberty
and Propriety; Being the Birthright Of
the Freeborn Subjects of England"
The copy is not generally open to the
public.
. The peculiar significance of this book
is that half dozen years after Penn
founded his colony he wished to have
the colonists keenly realize that they
would have to stand for their rights in
the new country as we'll as the old,
where they had been so cruelty perse-
cuted. He wrote this book in order that
they might be Informed on the consti-
tuition Of their local government and
know what were the legal bases Of
their rights as citizens.
Curiously enough the only proof
there is that this work was Williar'
PENIS is the statement made by Chief
Justice David Lloyd in 1928, great
Quaker leader who was PENIS attor-
ney general at the time the book was
issued. Chief Justice Lloyd was also
at that time an intimate friend of Will
liam Penn and consequently knew
whereof he spoke. -.-- .. =.
The volume was reproduced in fac
simile by the Philobiblon club in 1897
for a limited number of subscribers.
The original volume, however, must al
ways remain the rare thing that it is.
one of the best expressions of liberty
under law that the mind of the great
founder could Observation-Disclosures
Press. ~"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
MILTON RELICS AT HARVARD

Signature In an Autograph Album
and the Poets Copy of "Pfudnr."
The Harvard library numbers among
it's treasures an autograph of Milton
and a copy Of "Pindar' annotated in
Millions own handwriting, with mar
ginal notes in Greek and Latin. Both
of these rarities were bequeathed to
the university by Charles Sumner.
The "Pindar" is dated 1920 and was
doubtless used by Milton during his
stay at Cambridge university. At the
end he has added an alphabetical index
in manuscript, occupying two closely
written pages Of all the authors cited
in his notes, with references to the
pages in which their names occur.
Milton's;~ autograph is found in the
pages of an autograph album or visit
ors' book kept, according to a custom
common in the sixteenth century, by a
Neapolitan nobleman, Camillus Car
doyn by name, who resided in Geneva
from 1908 to 1910, where Milton, ap-
parently, visited him. Another auto
graph in this same album among the
Thomas Wentworth, the unfortunate
Earl of Stafford. Milton's signature is
dated Jan. 10, 1859, and is appended
to Latin motto-"Travel changes ones
sky, but not ones mind" it may be
freely rendered and quotation from
his own "Comus:" 81. -....
eff vertue feeble were,
Heaven itselfe would stoope to her."
The most notable Milton manuscript
known to exist is q little book now
owned by Trinity college. Cambridge,
England. which contains the poets
copies of his so called minor poems, in
Guiding ''IAllegro" and al Pensero-
so.'' In this country, however it is
said that the only original memorials
OF the great author of Paradise Lost"
are to be found in these two time stain
ed volumes in the possession of the
Harvard library.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
cou1 DN'T CALL HIM CRAZY.

just Newspaper Headliner NUM-
bling From Force Of Habit.
The young man with the haggard
look sat in the rear car of an elevated
train, staring and staring at one OF the
advertisements.
English beauty Shoes" he mumbled
to his companion. That's what he
says"
EYES," said the other, "but that's too
short"
"Hm, HIM." the haggard man replied.
Beautiful shoes from England
'That won't fit. It's long," was the
curt reply.
"well, then. Beautiful English
shoes -
That's only three words. You've got
to have four, you know"
That's so, that's so. All, have it!'
he cried so loud that all the other pas
sengers in the car gave jump. Eng
lish shoes Of beauty % letters and
spaces at last"
from his newspaper.
whats the matter with your
friend?' he asked. "Is the chap suf-
fering from delirium tremens"
(. "Oh. no." the man addressed replied
assuringly. "You see, he's just through
with his nights, work on morning
newspaper. He's a headline writer,
you know, and after a fellow has scrib-
bled off headlines of % letters and
spaces for about eight hours steady he
contracts that habit and can't get over
it. Every advertisement, every scrap
of paper he sees for several hours aft
erward until his mind gets rested
well. he begins to count the letters and
spaces and turn the wording into a
headline that will fit. 1t isn't exactly
delirium tremens. It's something worse.
The headlines of % letters and spaces
60 wriggling around in that poor over
worked brain much worse than
nakes."-Chicago Chronicle.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
VANITY or SAvAGEs.
Red Men Love to Pose In GrotesQue
Attire Bee.ose the Camera.

Red Men Love to Pose In GrotesQue
Attire Betssre the Camera.
AS evidence of the extent to which
the ornamental precedes the useful Elk
plorer Humboldt noted the fact that
the Orinoco Indians in fair weather
strutted about attired in all the finery
they were able to procure, their faces
painted gaudily, their heads decked
with feathers. their whole aim being to
strike establishment to the beholder
and no regard whatever had for COM
fort.
When the weather was bad, Hum
boldt found that the same men would
doff their clothing and carry it about to
save it for display on future sunny
days.
The same traits are seen today in the
North American Indians. little modified
by many years of intermingling with
civilization.
That part of Pennsylvania avenue,
Washington, running from Second to
Sixth street is the favorite promenade
of visiting Indians. Portions Of Sec
ond and Third streets. running off the
avenue. are filled with boarding houses
especially patronized by the redskins
and especially avoided by the whites in
consequence.
A number Of photographers in the vi
cinity are the chief attractions of this
neighborhood for the aborigiDes. Moth
ing so delights them as to strut gravely
from their boarding houses to these art
galleries to sit for solemn pictures at
Uncle Sans expense, the bill being
charged in with necessaries incidental
to a visit to the great father.
To deprive the visiting Indian Of the
privilege to sit for his photograph in
full paint and feathers and grotesque
mixture of cheap ready made garments
with blankets and bear claws would be
the greatest hardship possible to the
chieftains. s..s.
Showing the same disposition Hum
boldt noted, the visitors get themselves
up more barbarously the closer they
get to civilization.-St. Louis Republic.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
A Famous Temple.

The most magnificent work Of archi-
lecture in the world is the Tai Mahal.
in Agra. Hindustan. 1t was erected by
Shah Jehan to the memory Of his ia
vorite queen. 1t is octagonal in form.
Of pure white marble, inlaid with jas
per, carnelian, turquoise. agate, anne
thysts and sapphires. The work took
$4,000 men 20 years to complete, and
though there were free gifts and the
labor was free the cost is estimated at
$16OOO,OOO.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
The Re.ult Of Hi. study.

81 suppose you have made study Of
human nature" remarked the friend.
Il attribute my success in life to that
fact" answered Senator Sorghum
Were you ever tempted to give the
world the benefit of your observations.
to put them into book form as a human
comedy or something of that sort?"
''My dear sir. it wouldn't take book
to do it. have figured on the problem
of human nature until know the an
swer. should just say, Human ma
ture loves money and let it go at
t."-Exchange.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
A Cement which Resist. Acid.

In some branches of industry &C.
ment which is proof against the infiu-
ence of acids is absolutely essential,
and such substance can be prepared
by melting together one part. Of India
rubber with two parts of linseed Oil.
This should be gradually Incorporated
with three parts Of white bole SO as to
form plastic mass. This when heated
softens but very little. Though it does
not easily dry upon the surface, when
once set it is not affected at all by n.y.
drochloric acid and but very little by
nitric acid. Its drying and hardening
is materially promoted by mixing with
one-fifth of it's weight of litharge or
minimum. W z
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
Marveled at 1t.

Eyes, said Mr. Henry Peck. 'Tliketo
go to the circus. One sees so many dar-
ing deeds. For instance. did you ever see
anything more reckless than the way
in which the ringmaster cracks his
whip at the ladies who ride the
orsesY'-Baltimore American.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
HeIninx Him.

Mr.. ckward-Well-er-yes, since
you ask me, was thinking of consult
ing fortune teller.
Miss Coy-To find out whom you will
marry, eh?
Mr.. -Why-er-yes. -
Miss Coy-Why not ask me and save
the fortune teller's fee toward the price
Of the rims? delphia Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
Not a bargain.

"How much will you charge for mar
rying us. squirrel" asked the stalwart
bridegroom, painfully conscious of his
new suit of ready made clothing.
81 am entitled by law to fee Of So"
replied the justice Of the peace.
Perhaps. Alfred" timidly suggested
the blushing bride, 1--WE might get it
done somewhere else for $1.9S."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13

An Order Could BE Filled.
Customer Qn Boston restaurant)-
Waiter, have you any fried cells?
Waiter--We have cells. sir, and they
are suseept ibss of beng Died Les
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-06-13
The Great Scourge.

of modern times is consumption. Many
cures and discoveries from time to time are
published but Foleys Honey and Tar does
truthfully claim to cure all cases in:he early
stages and always affords comfort and re-
lief IN the very worse cases. Take no sub
stitutes. Fiesle- & McNeice.