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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Deficient in Dead languages.

Cardinal Pedro Gonzalez was a piou
man who believed in the gospel
peace. He noticed one day that
priest in his train carried short sW0r
under his cloak. The cardinal reproye
him, saying that a cleric should nc
carry arms.
True" answered the priest humbl1
"but l carry the weapon only to defen
myself should l be attacked by dog
I'm that case" said the cardina
land if saw dog running towar
me, l should begin to recite the Gospt
Of John"
That" returned the priest, "Woui
be wise thing, indeed, but may It 10
be that there are some dogs that do no
understand Latin?-Youths Com
paniOn.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Bird Seeks Gaudy Jewels.

A parrot at the Zoo recently annexed
and attempted to swallow f100 worth
of diamonds. The owners companion
perch and dropped the jewels. The
keeper expostulated, saying that the
cluster was too large to be swallowed.
II don't care" replied the lady, an
American. II reckon that cluster is
worth $500, while that measly bird is
dear at 80 cents. I'm not taking any
chances, thank you" Many a young
lady has been fond of the diamonds,
but afraid of the bill.-London Globe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
The Lowest Price.

A cheap-jack butcher brought his car
to standstill in Petticoat lane.
miserable old woman eyed closely In'
heap of bones and gristle which wal
referred to by the butcher as joints ant
steaks. She was evidently very poo
indeed, as she hesitated topay 81 lof
scaleful of selected bits"
Ere, ave EN- for tuppence," gro"ie'
the butcher
TOO much" said the woman
"'Ave 'em at penny"
Still the woman hesitated. ,,,
There was a look of pity, mIXed WIZ
disgust, on his face as he yelled' -,
''Still too much? Ere, 'ang II. u
turn me back while you sneak en-
London Spare Moments.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

shot in the club. He was taken to
Bedford, where he participated in the
fifth annual tournament of the Indiana
League, and surprised everyone by
breaking fourteen clay pigeons out OF
fifteen. He was elected chairman OF
the leagues executive committee. The
league will in short time issue chal-
lenge to any one of young Graham's
age to meet him in 10O-bird contest.
The challenge will be confined to the
United States.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Samuel Wood, rich man, died in
New York years ago. In his win he
left instructions that a large sum of
money was to be set aside for the pur-
pose of establishing a college of music.
Heirs for whom he had already provid-
ed, or for whom he did not wish to pro-
vide, appeared upon the scene and hired
lawyers to have the will broken. After
long fight In the courts it has now
been found that the money which was
to have been used for the purpose Of es-
Rablishing school of music has all
Deem absorbed IN litigation. Mr.. Wood
dIed before such men as DR.. Pearsons,
Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rookie
Teller had shown the wisdom of giving
away money according to the judgment
and the wishes Of the giver. The man
who waits to do his giving from the
other side Of the grave seldom gets
along very well with his project. He
that has requests to make to the public
should make them himself, because he
can always do il more satisfactorily and
t Less expense than his heirs or the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

REV. DIR. HARCoURT twenty first birth
day. On the appointed day fifteen chill
dren were presented for baptism. Aft
er the ceremony was over DR.. Har-
court placed in the hand of each babe
gold dollar, saying as he did so: II
present you with an offering of gold.
God bless you DR.. Harcourt explains
that he Is simply following the exam
pie Of the wise men of the East, who
brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh
to the cradle of the Christ child at
Bethlehem. He believes it would pro-
mote thrift among the people If the
same custom should be generally
adopted. The deposit of 81 at 3 per
cent compound interest would amount
in twenty years to a snug sum, and
it is believed that at the same time
young people would be encouraged to
save their money and add to this nest
egg.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Make what defense we may in the
consciousness Of pure ideals, it cannot
be denied that the money measure, the
ideal of material success, has thrust IT.
self into every life and becomes too
much the end and justification of all
teaching. 1t is not wealth from ma
terial attainment that makes nations
live nor brings to them the greatest
happiness. 1t is character. No lesson
IN the history of nations is palmer than
this
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

through the handle on either side of
the blade and there is spring control
forces the oil through the openings as
often as the piston is pressed by the
finger. The length of the piston stroke
Is regulated by raising or lowering the
screw cap at the top of the piston. Pro-
vision can be made for automatic feed
from the oil chamber, making it un-
necessary to use the piston regularly,
the size of the orifice in this case being
regulated by partially closing the hole
with the tip of the piston.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Her Frugality.

A well-known English woman VINO
famous for her taste in dress was ~
Gently asked by a young aspiran' w
very well acquainted with her LoluV-
how much pin money was required " =;
a woman who ''went about good ue"'
but wasn't really extravagant. she I'
piled:
IF you're very careful you can MAJ .dl
age to dress on $1,000 year" and l'o
a slight pause she added, with moue'
pride:
81 used to somehow, when Bobble "n]
I were first married and hadn 0''l
pence"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

The philosophic reader with a sense of
humor will be interested in the case of
the parachute manufacturer who was
accidentally locked into his shop by the
1anitor the other day. The shop was on
the third floor, and there were para
chutes on every hand. Nevertheless
the manufacturer shouted till he at
tracted attention, and then waited till
the fire department brought ladder
and took him down.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Andrew Carnegie's division Of gifts
between the country of his birth and
that of his adoption suggests how easy
Il is for a man to move about between
two nations which have the same
language and institutions. Stanley, the
explorer, has divided his life between
England and America. The famous
Smithsonian Institution in Washington
Is the gift of an Englishman; several
Americans occupy professorships in
English colleges.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Automatic Postal Weighing Machines

To overcome the difficulty caused by
the loss of time and the reluctance Of
postoffice clerks to weigh letters, the
French authorities are installing small
automatic weighing machines in post
Offices. You place your letter on that
part of the balance which corresponds
with your idea of the weight of your
letter, and if it is too heavy label con-
tanning that information comes into
view
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Both the military and the naval
academy have given renewed evidences
that the officials propose to break up
the practice of hazing. After the les
sons Of the past it would seem that any
cadet who had wit enough to keep up
with his class would also have sense
enough to keep out of such scrapes.
One who has neither the wit nor the
disposition to do so will be of small
loss to the service
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Kilkenny Castle on Oct. 5, 1914, he SUI
ceeded the second marquis, his fatheI
in the great estates of the marquisat
in 1854. He was educated at Harr0I
and joined the First Life Guards
1868, retiring with the rank Of capital
ten years later. The marquis has al
ways been devoted to the pastime
yachting and is himself an exc6Ilen
sailor. His marchioness is the daugH
ter of the first Duke of Westminster.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

A New York woman has applied for
o divorce because her husband spanked
her; Chicago judge has advised man
20 spank his wife for the purpose Of
making her live up to the agreement,
and Denver man has been fined $500
for spanking his wife because the coffee
was full of grounds. Sometimes it is
pretty hard to figure out just which
way civilization is headed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
SAW ATTACHMENT.

Frans o. Helsten, of Larium, Mich,
has obtained patent on the saw-oiling
device shown in the illustration. 1t is
we'll known that in saving heavy sticks
of timber the saw is apt to bind in the
crease, and the purpose of this inven-
ton is to keep the blade oiled. in order
that it may pass freely through the
cut The tip of the nozzle extends down
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Mr. Clarence
The
Chateau which will
the Wheat Hills which nestle the mansions well
100000 The structure will be of granite S feet long from east and
ma
doorways and three smaller The house will be furnished richly
which will
visitors The grounds
will ired to main
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
TOMB OF GEN..GREENE
Has Been Recently Discovered at Sa-
vannah, Ga.

vannah, Ga.
After many years of speculation as
to the burial place of Cen Nathaniel
Greene, the illustrious soldier of the
revolution, the searchers have been re-
warded by finding his bones in an old
vault in Colonial cemetery, Savannah,
Ga. Gen. Greene was buried in 1886,
and until the discovery made by the
searching party recently his burial
place has been a mystery. Col Asa
Bird Gardiner went to Savannah from
New York, representing the Rhode ISL
and Society of the Cincinnati. and en-.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

George Washington was the richest
man in the United States when he died,
yet his wealth amounted to less than
half million dollars. AS J. Pierpont
Morgan would say, poor old George!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Amusing the Children.

Mrs. McShantee (triumphantly)-I see
We are takin' IN washin' again, Mrs.
McProudee!
Mrs. McProudee Whose husband has
lost a paying job)-Sure, it's only to
amuse tn childer. They wants tn
windies covered wild steam, so they can
make pictures on thim.-New York
Weekly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Couldn,t Spare 1t.

Easterner-Why don't you build your
courthouse over there?
Westerner-Why if we did we'd have
to cut that tree down.
well, what of itY'
What of 1t? Man alive, that's the
only tree IN this neighborhood fit to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Church of Mattea-
wan, n. Y, pledged
themselves to earn
81 each and con-
tribute the money
toward the liquida-
ton Of the church
debt. At a SOcia-
BILE the other night
they told how they
had earned the
money. One said
she earned so cents
by washing her
fathers pet pig,
and more by sell
ing kisses at 5
cents each. Two
young women had
made the rounds
of the town with a
hand organ. Some
sold flowers. One
said she stole veg
etables from her
grandfather's gar
den. She justified
the theft on the
ground that the
money was for the
church,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

All communications for this paper should be AeeeeA
nanied By the name Of ths suthor not necessarily fe'
pubcation but evidences of good faith on the part
Of the writer Write only side of the paper hs
particularly careful In giving and datss to have
the letters and figures plain and distinct
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

foot on the New
Hebrides Islands.
At that time all the
inhabitants of the
islands were canni-
balls. They had no
written language
and lived in great
degradation. Every
widow was burned
on the grave of her
husband and canni-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

day he would pre-
sent to each child
brought to him on
that day for bap-
tism a gold dollar
to be placed in a
savings bank to the
child's credit, where
it is to remain I'M
til he reaches his
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
MARQUIS OF ORMoNDE
Succeeds King Edward as Com cd O
of the Yacht Squadron.

The Marquis of Ormonde is now t
commodore of the Royal Yacht Squa
ron, succeeding King Edward in tn
position. The Duke of Leeds has be
made vice-commodore.
Lord Ormonde is one of the most L
table men in the Irish peerage. He
the hereditary chief butler of Irelal
and vice-admiral of Leinster. Born
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

A Washington scientist has dis
covered that potatoes contain "solanin,"
a substance poisonous to the human
system. That explains why grandpa
dies at the age of SO. He was great
lover of the Irish lemon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

An Omaha newspaper man remarks
that the real ambition Of his life has
always been to have two good pair Of
sugpenders at one time.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Japanese University for Women

The japanese university in 1ohlo' -
clusively for women, is approach a
completion, and will be opened sOn
time this year. Three rich Jap4N ~
men have given enough to insure -
completion of the buildings.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

courts will. 1t is an encouraging sign
Of the times that the fashion Of keeping
1t all until after the last minute is going
out of style. The Samuel Woods are
becoming fewer in this country every
day.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

There is negro down South who
goes any further wouldn't it be we'll for
him and Dowie to get together and
form an Elijah trust?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

"A philosopher is a man who believes
shat he receives more spiritual intima-
lions than he needs for his own use.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Paid for Babes to Raptlze.

The Rev. DR.. Richard Harcourt, pas
tor of the Peoples Church at Reading,
Pa. announced that ON a recent Sun
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

The secret of happiness is variety,
But variety is exceedingly difficult to
obtain,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Pessimists are permitted to keep Opt
&nists from becoming pessimists.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
Back to Cannibal Islands.

Just forty-two years ago the Rev.
John G. Patton, who is now visiting his
brother in Glasgow, Scotland, first set
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

Fortunately for both sexes, no shirt
waist trust has been formed as yet.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11
ROW THEY RAISED MONEY
FOR THE CHURCH.

Young women members of the Ep-
worth League Of the First Methodist
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

little pitchers often have big prices.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-11

American Soldiers Generosity.
A writer In Ainslee's Magazine tells
this story: "Our Government allowed
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Post Office inspectors were here Mon
day searching for a lost registered pack
age which contained SC, 900 or $4,000. 1t
appears that when the sack containing
the registered mail reached the Iarned
office it was discovered that it should
have been sent to Great Bend Instead of
to Larned, and that, according to the bill
which accompanied the sack, it was one
package short. An effort is being made
TIA fasten the blame for the loss upon the
Larned post office, but the people of this
city and county who know Mr.. Davis and
Mr.. johnson, his chief clerk, have the ut
most confidence in their honesty and in
tegrity, and will not believe for minute
they responsible for the disappear
ance of the package. No arrests have
been made, and the probability is the
matter Will soon be Strengthened up
Larned Eagle, May II.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23
Eou.hrEorHIsL Life.

ssMy father and sister both died of
Consumption writes J. T. Weather
wax, of Wyandotte, Mich, land L was
saved from the same frightful fate only
by DIR. Kings New Discovery. An at
tack of Pneumonia left an obstinate
cough and very severe lung trouble,
which an excellent doctor could not help,
but a few months use of this wonderful
medicine made me as we'll as ever and
gained much in weight Infallible for
Coughs, Colds and all Threat and Lung
trouble. Guaranteed bottles SOC and
81 90 at Amos & Gwinner's drng store.
Trial bottles free.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23
WRIGHT NEWS.
CREPE PAPER.

From our Regular Cores pondent.
John Marshall went TO Oklahoma to
work in the harvest.
John Sullivan, the section boss, is
getting fat since he returned from Wash
ington.
Say, farmer Jones, what do you
think of the wheat now since the rain?
Smith 81 Chambers are making a
grand success with their skimming sta
ton. Milk is increasing every day, and
The little machine that turns around 5000
times minute does the work nicely, and
everybody seems to be. satisfied and say
their cews. are looking fine.
The Collinwood Bros, from near
Hutchinson. have bought several thous-
and acres of land around and near Wright
station, and are going to stock it with
good milk cows and honest farmers. We
wish these gentlemen success.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Several freight cars in the local yards
were broken into last Sunday night, and
it is supposed that several hoboes rugged
themselves out with footwear and nee
essary wearing apparel. Although the
yards were thoroughly searched by Off
cels, with the aid of lantern, the hoboes
succeeded in eoncealing themselves in the
outer darkness and make their escape
LaJu nta Tribune
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

81 have been suffering from Dyspep-
STA for the part twenty years and have
been unable after trying all preparations
and physicians to get any relief. After
taking one bottle of kodol Dyspe psia
Cure L found relief and am now in bet
ter health than L have been for twenty
years 1 can not praise kodols Dyspep-
sia Cure too highly thus writes Mrs. G.
w. Roberts. North Greek, Arkansas.
Ames Sc ISwinner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

If people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would be
used in nearly every household, as there
are few people who do not suffer from a
feeling OF fullness after eating. belching
f1atulence, sour stomach or waterbraslI.
caused by indigestion or dyspepsia. a
preparation such as KodoI Dyspepsia
ach, will digest your food, certainly can t
help but do you good. Amos & Gwin-
ner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

a cough is not disease but a symp-
TOM Consumption and bronchitis,
which are the most dangerous and fatal
diseases. have for their first Indication a
persistent cough. and if properly treated
as soon as the cough appears are easily
cured. hamberlainsS Cough Remedy
has proven wonderfully successful, and
gained its wide reputation and extensive
sale 10y its success in curing the diseases
which cause coughing. If it is not ben
eficial it will not cost you a cent For
sale by Amos s. Gwinner
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

A Summer county man lost a number
of head of cattle recently from what at
first unknown cause. They
would generally die at night and without
previously appearing to be sick As
soon as they are dead they begin to bloat
and swell to an immense size Investi-
cation revealed the fact that they were
poisoned by eating young cockleburs
which grew in the pasture.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23
THURSDAY, MAY %, 1901.

The machinists on the three New Mex
leo divisions, headquarters at Las Veg
as, Ration and Albuquerque, receive
thirty and one-half cents an hour.
Nine hours is supposed to be a days
work, but the men are very heavily
worked. and are averaging eleven hours
n day This makes the wages of ma
chinist average 500 to $l14 a month at
those points.-LaJunta Tribune.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Albert Ballin, director of the Ham
burg American Steamship Company con-
hrmed the report that negotiations are in
progress between his company and the
Santa Fe railroad to establish steamship
Orient
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23
Calves for Sale.

Bids for the calves out of the herd at
the State Soldiers Home, for the year
ending June 80, 1902, will be received at
Fort Dodge, and let to the highest bid
der on June Is, 1901. BY order of the
Board. 5. H. THOMAS,
Commandant
Fort Dodge, Kansas, May 10, 1901.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23
An Extensive stock Raiser Tells
How cure Soon rs i N CaIYes.

VIM. Abbott, Of Tyndale, South Dako-
a number of years used Chamberlain s
Collie. Cholera and Diarhoea Remedy for
scours in calves and says he has never
known it TO fail. He gives a teaspoonful
in water directed the bottle for
adult man, after each operation of The
bowels more than natural Usually one
dose is sufficient For sale by Amos 6
GWinner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

NJ NJ. Austin, civil war veteran, of
Winchester, Ind. writes ssMy wife
was sick long time in spite of good doc
tors treatment, but was wholly cured by
Dr. Kings New Life Pills. which work
ed wonders for her health They always
do Try them. Only 25c at Amos &
Gwinner's drug store.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

DR.. j. c. Bredehoft and Miss Daisy
Alexander of Bucklin were married yes
terday- Rev. j. NJ. Robinson perform
ing the ceremony. DIR. BIcdehoft and
bride are in the city today.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
a great sufferer from muscular rheuma-
tism, says Chamberlain,s Pain Balm is
tina only remedy that affords relief
Miss Newman is a much respected resi-
dent of the village of Gray. N. Y. and
makes this statement for the benefit of
others similarly afflicted. This liniment
is for sale by Amos & Gvinner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

s'Our little girl was unconscious from
strangulation during a sudden and ter
rible attack of Group L quickly secured
bottle of One Minute Cough Cure Civ
ing her three doses The Group was mas.
tered and our little darling speedily re-
covered" So writer a. /. Spafford, Ches-
ter, Michigan. Amos s. Gwinner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Skin affections will readily disappear
by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Look out for counterfefts IF you get
DeWitts you will get good results 1t is
the quick and positive cure for piles.
Amos 6 Gwinner.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Mr.. w. j. Baxter of North Brook N
c. says he suffered with piles for fifteen
years. He tried many remedies with no
results until he used DeWittss Witch
Hazel Salve and that quickly cured him.
Amos & Gwinner-
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

There is a mystery in the death of the
millionaire brewer of Troy, New York,
who was found dead in a vat of boiling
taneous.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

p. NJ. incl and son Charles are taking
a view of the mountains, and will return
in a few days
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Mrs. r. J. Hardesty has gone to
Leavenworth on account of Illness of her
mother.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Now is the time to have your Wheel
cleaned and adjusted.
The NOVELTY WORKS
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

Rubber Stamps, Dates, Stencils. Etc. !,
at the Novelty Works, doors south of
the Rink.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

BoRN-W ednesday, to Mr.. and Mrs.
A. v. Poston, girl.
The Globe-republican., 1901-05-23

For SALE-Two mich cows, one fat
cow, ten bushels broom corn seed.
d. D. WINTAMUTE.