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Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Ladies belts E cents each. outing fan.
mel cents, calico 4 cents. oil cloth 10
cents yard at T. J. Pate & Sons during
clearance sale.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

George A. Andrews. the owner, is
putting a new plate glass front In hi.
18th street stores and Bergstrom, the
tailor, has moved into the room vacated
BY Adam Weber pending the improve
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Mrs Laura Wood opened her class
in china painting January 3rd Lesson
days Tue. .days, Thursdays and Satur
days at 1920 Walnut street, opposite
Bowen hotel. 224
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Mrs NJ. ]. Upson informs the ladies OF
Boulder that she is making greatly re-
duced prices on millinery TO make room
for spring stock. Williamson, block
Pearl street.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

The Elks expect to have a jolly time
at their social to friends tonight at their
lodge room. There will be cards, music,
readings and refreshments.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Simmons & Fuller, real estate men,
have sold out their business to Mr
Brandeberry and left today for Colorado
Springs, where they will engage in real
estate business,
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Charles w. Belts, the well known
Denver mining man. was in town today
Mr. Gilman, builder OF the mill at the
foo, of Magnolia bill. was, also, a visitor
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

The Camera Office has in stock some
very handsome cards for Elks. richly
embossed and highly appropriate for
each member of that order.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

The University Athletic association
meets Friday morning to consider mat
tiers of importance. A full attendance is
de sired.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17
LOCAL. NEWS.

!, H. Parker is able to be out after
terrific seige of rheumatism
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

The district court is hearing the griev.
ances of Windy Terry and Windy
Austin.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Building lots, residences. large and
small farms and business chances for
sale. Money loaned on real estate. J..
w. Richardson, corner 18th and Spruce
streets
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Boys pants rs cents, mems pants \
of, three dozen mems shirts worth up to
$k5o 60 during the sale at Is cents.
T. I. PATE & Sons
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Lou Allison has returned from good
long visit with bis grandparents in Ohio
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Our annual muslin underwear sal,
begins January 18th.
GOLDEN RULE STORE.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Joe Bergheim leaves tor the east to-
morrow to make his spring purchases.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Sheriff Sipple was so far recovered
from the grip as to be able to appear on
the street today.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

List your property With @. c. Hall,
ll25 Pearl street. IA l2t
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

w. B. Connell. manager of the Re
venge, has gone east on business trip
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

1t is reported that the wife OF Edward
McGann, who recently died, is very il
at the South Boulder home.
Daily camera., 1901-01-17

Fred Kobler, Jr.. has gone 10 Victor,
business bent, for several days.
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Great invoice and reduction sale a.
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Money loaned on cha,,els 1911 18th St
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Twenty FIVE cent Black Cat stockings
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The Tribune we oR tos who
aSficuItusa 3o0ne the eoasong
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
He CAUGHT THE CAR.

From The Chicago Tribune
The dashed down the street after the
treating State-st.
Every muscle strained. his breath came in
quick sasps. the beads OF moisture stood out upon
his forehead. His feet working like the
pedals bicycle He only touched the ground
in the more altitudinous places.
-IU-catch- -that-street-car.' he sasped FER
die"
Faster went the streetcar- Faster went the man.
He. overturned fruit stands and aged blind men
in his wild career. He knocked down children and
trampled upon them But onward he rushed. HE
coided with baby buggy The baby was knocked
into the street The mother of the child picked il
UP. She pointed finger at the disappearing form
of the man Murderer she hissed through her
Clinched teeth.
He draws nearer the Nearer yet
He reaches his hand
He touches the rail on the rear platform
He gives one last convusive effort.
He the
He sinks breathess into and mops his
brow The conductor touches him the shoulder
Git often here" speaks the conductor. Were
a-goin to ther barn. No more cars tonight
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
. JOKE ON PRESIDENT ScHURhAN.
lie RECEIVES a QUEER LOOKING LETTER "i1l0fa
HE THINKS IS IN PERSIAN.

lie RECEIVES a QUEER LOOKING LEI Af-i' W.
HE THINKS IS IN PERSIAN
Jacob Gould Schurman, the energetic preSiuei'
Of Cornell University, has many friends III 'nis
CITY who are busy just now with d s'oiS "iiioi
o,r,,o 7o,,-,, from Ithaca One of the faculty OF
.he Cornell Medical College tells it TINS way
Ever since President Schurman was memper
Of the Philippines Commission the lea'S ~
,bich naturally comes to the head of uni
yersitv has been largely Increased. huiiuieu'
of naopIe who want positions in the isianos
d..nIoe him with letters, taking it for granted
tlo+ he can make appointments at VIII. linen
,,o-a are MANY other Ieople who do not beileVe
that college president should dabble in politics.
and who do not hesitate to tell nm So III coii-
sequence President SchurmanS S malI Is Lieu
ard interesting He enjoys readlhg 'he Hail.
and tries 10 glance over most OF tfe letters WHICH
come to him There was one few weeks ago.
however which he could not read 1t was VIII
ten in characters utterly beyond his comprehen-
sion He turned it upside down, but couIo MAKE
nothing more of it
send il 10 Professor Schmit for translation.
h., said to his secretary at last Il believe 1t is
written in Persian
Tho learned delineator of languages Eastern
worked over it for hours before he located the
characters. They were Arabic beyond DOUBT,
but he was not quite sure whether they be-
longed to the thirtieth century B. c. or the
third a. u.
L will send it to oxford for investigation" he
reported.
The office stenographer. a woman, was curious
Let me see the funny thing. she begged 1t
was handed to her, and moment later she be-
gan to laugh. It's in shorthand" she cried.
Perkins system," She translated the last line
thus:
Excuse my writing to you in this abbreviated
manner, but I've got to catch train The
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
TlCENSIIE T. ZEiI.

From Tn" Minneapolis sentinel
y railroad told this story to the conductor in
charge II the train on the next track yesterday:
The la Crosse division established new flag
station the other day" SAID he. It's nothing but
wnistliuE post, but the road built platform and
laid "A s.Ictrack.
There was not enough business TO pay the COM
iauy TO pat Eultr agent our there. 50 the old
fellow " lao keeps thu store appointed kind OF
agent Well. tn" frs; day after he got his ap-
pniu'm"ut TIA" through passenger train was coming
at about forty miles hour. and there the old
f-'i.~ ou tn" platform waving his little old red
"a- Tn" snlin"or put on the air ana tn" train
stopped az the platform. When the conductor
jumped .a the,, wasn't man in sisnt except the
t.ln inlt rar 'h. sl5r-.
...vya.re's your rassensersr the conductor asked
him.
Why he says. i haven't got any passengers.
leo What dli you flag us for
..I Thought rnebbe some one wanted to get of
here"
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17

SCENE IN A GEORGIA COURTROOM WHICH
SHOWED THE JUDGE. IF NOT THE
LAW WAS RESPECTED.

From The England Magazine
GEORGIA has a stringent forbdding its citi-
zens to carry pistols on pain of forfeiting the
weapons and paying a fine Of soO or being HI
prsoned for thirty days. Shortly after the passage
of this enactment Judge Lester holding court
In a little town, when suddenly he suspended the
trial of a case by ordering The sheriff to lock the
doors of the courthouse
"GentIemen" said the judge, when the doors
were closed. Il have just seen pistol on man
in this room and 1 cannot reconcile 1t TO my sense
of duty to let such violation of the law pass IN
noticed ought perhaps to go before the grand
irry and indict him. but if that man will walk up
to this stand and lay his pistol and hne OF 81
down here. 1 will let him off this time
The judge paused, and a lawyer sitting just De
fore him got up. slipped his hand into a nip pocket
drew out a neat. ivory handled six-shooter and
laid it with 81 down upon the stand
This is all right said the judge. but you are
not the l with the pistol
Upon this another lawyer arose and laid down
Colts revolver and a dollar bill before the judge.
who repeated his former observation The process
went until nineteen pistols OF all kinds and sizes
and shapes lay upon the stand together with s9 by
their side The judge laughed as he cOmplimented
the nineteen delinQuents upon being men of busi-
ness, but added that the whom he had seen
with the pistol had not yet come up, and, glancins
at the far side of the court, he continued:
IN give him minute to accept my PROPOSE
tion and if he fails. 1 will hand him over to the
sheriff"
Immediately two men from the back OF the court
arose and began to move toward the judges stand
Once they stopped to look each other. and then,
coming slowly forward. laid down their pistols and
their dollars As they turned their backs the judge
said:
This with the black whiskers is the
that 1 originally saw
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
THE "UHEN" POEMS.
From Life.

from Life
When searching press magazine
To catch a moments bliss.
You're sure to find some poem there
Which re4ds about like this:
When Mabel Trips Across the Street
When Mollie Mounts Her Wheel"
When Susie Seats Herself to Play
When Stella Starts to SlCeaL''
When Celia Comes Upon the Stage.
-'Wh Helen Has Beau.
When Sophie Skates Upon the Ice"
When Saiic Starts to Sew,
when Mother Makes Johnnycake.'
When Polly Pours the Tea.
When Father Shayes His Stubbly Face.
When Susie Smiles at Me"
When Grandma Winds Her Ball Of Yarn,
When Patience Packs Her Trunk,
When Sammy Spins His Brand New Top,
When Father Stays a skunk"
When Ezra Eats Pie with Fork.
When Charlotte Chews Her Cum"
When Gertrude Strikes Her GoItins Ball
When Baby Sucks Ills Thumb
When Rachel Rakes the Meadow Hay.
when Betsy Bumps Her Crown.
When Willie Wears His trousers First
when Reuben Comes to iowa"
And so it goes from day TO day.
40 matter which YOU read.
Tho daily press or magazine.
When poems take the lead.
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
THE RrTOET CoJETEOT>.

From The PHILADELPHIA Telesgafh
The story here related is 500 tyii-! "t "Hr dis''"-
cuishcd r,p;es, uta;iy, tr th, Court OF -. James
that one would have nr H"s!'f"ry in '"-'a-"- for
its gcnuIncucss. y -,ul--it'" reception Was -I,.a
at the rcsdcue, oc a certain lord .u London. u.r
inlrnItabIe Chaate .a aiz "eoart ar'ss "f I.a'H
broadcloth vas extrru.l, i","n-ri.H.Hs .u COM
parison with the gold laced and instant. decorated
representatives, of other countries When th' n:ehi
was waning on, Of ,he departing guests who's" i'm
dulccnce probably mad" him forget tHa' Euelish
lackeys on such occasions wore 'a" livery ~ their
onice approached Mr.. Ch"at" and requested hiI' to
call him "a cab. The response "as blank star"
Upon his repeating thr request Wont y'u call
mo cab please" Nj thaat" responded Ger
ta!nly You're a cab Imagine Tn" Indignation ~
the nsultcd TuElishman. who, upon making com
plalnt 10 the host. WAS asked. favor. :" point
out the offender. After search through tn"
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
THOROTGH DRlMATIC CRITIcINU.

From The Boston Record
TWO young sat through the first act at i
local theatre, then adjourned to a ueghhoring tav-
ern for refreshmeut The acting WAS bad and
would have excused the OF stinulants by any
but the players When about to rr-cutcr the build
ing only one could produce his return check
It's all right" said h. OF the check. a!ri.y.
You remember him. he's with me"
Yes" answered the satckocr,r. more doubtful
than polite but he may have given his check to
some other person"
But H. didn't was the convincing r'pIy. He
a stranger here and hasn't enemy Ia tn" city"
The gate opened wide.
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17

crowded saloons, the Englishman was quite at the
elbow Of Mr. Choate when he exclaimed. 'That's
the man The whispered reply. why. that's the
United States Ambassador heard by Mr..
Choate- Then presentation and explanation Of
the unfortunate mistake Mr. Choate in his char
acteristc way, said. Ny ord. the gentleman need
not feel at all disturbed; / remember the Circum-
stance very well II the gentleman had been just
IttIe more polite l should have called him a
hanson Ch'-'
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
CELTIcINuN on TIE WITNESS SIN!

From Thu Baltimore sun.
Lawyers With appreciatiyc sense Of humor n
joy nothing much to get a quick wittei ready
tonEueG of the Emerald Isle on the stand to
relieve the monotony Of the legal technicatics Of
case 4 gentleman who has been collecting samples
Of Irish Wit and r"partce for relates the
following anecdotes Some Of them are doubtless
mellow with age but in any they will bear
repetition:
Are you guilty not suilty?' asked the court
clerk of a prisoner charged with some trivial Of
fence.
''Phat yees there for but to foind out?" was
the quick r'joinder
henperkod husband had his better half arrested
for assauiting him. The plaintiff was on the stand
And now. Mr. O'ToUie" said his counsel will
you kindly tell the jury whether your wife was in
the habit Of striking you with impunity?'
Wild what sor?'
with impunity"
she wuz sor. now an then; but she gincrly
used tn potaty masher.''
A witness tcstifyine in a murder case was asked
to describe to tin" jury the exact location of
flight Of stairs
Explain to the jury said the prosecuting at
torncy, exactly how The steps run
'Shure. sir il ye shtand tn bottom they run
up. an if yc shtand at IN jop they down"
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
+ fRlNK 4DIERrI>EUENT,

From The Kansas city Journal
Ou. cannot help admire tho frarkn"Ss OF th'tt
\ck,rson 1rcr, haut If his wisdom. in advertis-
ing. Don't 40 elsewhere to get cheated. come in
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
RUNNING No RIShS.

From The Chicago Record Herald
Colonel said the fair grass widow. suppose
that you and / up in a balloon alone and
oh" he answered as the cold began to
appear on his forehead there's supposing
that. l never so ballooning with chaperon-''
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17

In a suit brought by instalmcnt house to oh
tain payment for a suit Of furniture a witness was
asked If he knew what ''quartered oak meant
Here IS his definition:
1T mans thot it's thra-iuarters poine''
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
THE LOSS.

From The Boston Transcript
Harry-Well. yes. l suppose l was rather hasty
in proposing her; but the fact is. she looked
SO charming | lost my heart.
Dick-You mean you lost your head.
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17

president hopes that he caught the train. but
Professor Schmit viii never forgive the hasty
correspondent.
New-York tribune., 1901-11-17

DO you know Miller the manufacturer of "x-
rlosives?'
I'm il the balloon service. and PASSED each
other when lis factory blew up just a passing ac-
Quaintance -U'liegcnde Batter
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30
THIS.

NICKERSON-Geo Y. Nickerson
aged II, died Saturday, at the resi-
dence of his daughter, Mrs. John G.
Pope. Falls st. Cuyahoga Falls, OF
general debility, after a long illness
Services will be held at the residence
of Mrs. Pope, Monday at 10 am, af.
ter which the remains will he sent
to New Bedford, Mass. for burial.
WEINSHEIMER- Wein.
sheimer, aged 70, died Mt the home
of his daughter, in Doylestown, Sat
urday, of tuberculosis, after a long
illness.
McSHAFFERY-Ja McShaffery
aged 36 years, died at his home. 61t
West Cedar St, Friday, Of paralysis
The funeral will be held at st. Vim
cent de Paul's church, Monday, at
a IN. Interment in st. Vincent d.
Paul's cemetery. =
FOLEY-Mrs. Mary Foley, died a
her home on Tallmadge ave-, Saturda,
afternoon, of old age.
COLLlNS-Martin Collins, aged 81
died Saturday, at his home, 547 Wes
Exchange ST., of cancer, after Ions
illness. The funeral services will b,
held at st. Vincent de Paurs church
Tuesday at 8 am. Interment in Glen
dale.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30

pie st. entertained party of her col
lege classmates at her home Friday
evening. Among those present were
Mr.. Thomas j. Delaney, Miss Ruby
B. Smith, Miss Stella NJ. Dorworth,
Mr.. Frank G. Mars, Miss Leona KOlla
Mr.. Milo Liebold, Mr.. Geo. Anten,
Mr.. Irwin Dorworth, Mr.. Earl Kahlor
and Miss Mabel Nye. Card playing
and other games and music aided in
making the evening an enjoyable one.
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
A complete surprise was given Mr.
and Mrs. william Fl. Sutter, at their
home in Nathan ST., Thanksgiving day,
by number of their friends and rel
atives, to remind them of their 25th
wedding anniversary. Bringing well
filed baskets and finding turkey in
ing style. Many beautiful presents of
prepared in the proverbial Thanksgiv.
the oven, an elaborate dinner was
silver were received. Sacred music
and "reminiscences were Indulged in un.
til evening
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30
BIRTHS

MILLER-Nov. %, to Mr.. and Mrs.
Chas. S. Miller, 115 Bachtel ave-, a
daughter.
GEESE-Nov, 20, to Mr.. and Mrs
Alonzo Geese, All East Crosier St, a
daughter.
McILCAR-Nov. o7, to Mr. and Mrs
Joseph r. McIlcar 131 East North ST.,
a daughter.
FALLER-Nov. ~, to Mr.. and Mrs
Henry Faller, 1870 Yale ST., a son.
RlCHARDS-Nov. %, to Mr.. and
Mrs. Thomas Richards, 4O5 Jackson
St, son.
REED-Nov. 20, to Mr.. and Mrs
j, w. Reed, North Walnut ST., twin
daughters.
BERRODlN-Nov, 20, to Mr.. ant
Mrs. Eugene Berrodin, Ira ave-, ,
daughter.
ZlNKAND-Nov. ~, to Mr.. and Mrs
Henry Zinkand, Power ST., a son.
SWARTZ-Nov. ~. to Mr. and Mrs
Geo, NJ. swartz, 5o4la West Exchang,
ST., a son.
FRY-Nov. 70, to Mr.. and Mrs job,
Fry, $40 Huron st, Il son.
PFLUEGER-Nov. 20. to Mr.. anC
Mrs. Geo. A. Paueger, 1O1 Kuder ave
a daughter.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30
The Children's Friend.

You'll have a cold this winter
Maybe you have one now. Your
children will suffer too. For coughs,
Group, bronchitis, grip and other win
ter complaints One Minute Cough Cure
never fails. Acts promptly. 1t is very
pleasant to the taste and perfectly
harmless. Q. b. George, Winchester
Ky, writes, Our little girl was at.
tackled with Group late one night and
was also so hoarse she could hardly
speak. We gave her few doses of
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t relieved
her Immediately and she went to sleep
When she awoke next morning she
had no signs of hoarseness or Group. .
William Warner, Gem Pharmacy, liz
S. Howard st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30
TAKE A RECORD.
See How Many Friends Are
Hurt by Coffee.

1t would he Just as reasonable for
a temperance advocate to drink a little
diluted whlskey as to drink coffee, for
one Is as truly an intoxicant as the
other. and persistence in the use OF
coffee brings ON II variety OF chrome
diseases, notorious among which are
dyspepsia, heart palpitation mnd ultl,
mately heart failurc), frequently con-
stipation, kidney diseases, many cases
OF weak eyes and trembling condition
of the nerves.
This Is only a small percentage of
the great variety OF diseases which
come from an unbalanced nervous sys.
tem caused by the persistent daily
use of the drug cancine, which is the
active principle of coffee. Another bit
of prima facie evidence about coffee
Is that the victims to the habit find
great difficulty In giving It up.
They will solemnly pledge to them
selves day after day that they will
abandon the use of 1t when they know
that It Is shortening their days, but
tmorning after morning they fail, until
they grow to despise themselves for
their lack of control.
Any one Interested In this subject
would be greatly surprised to make a
systematic inquiry among prominent
brain workers In America. There are
hundres Of thousands OF our most
prominent people that have abandoned
coffee altogether aud are using Postum
Food Coffee in It's place, and for tn,
most excellent reasons In the world
Many OF them testify that i'll health
nervous prostration, and consequent
inability to work, has in times past
pushed them back and out of theil
proper standing In life, which the,
have been able to regain by the us,
OF good health, strong nerves, anC
great vitality, since coffee has beer
thrown out and the Postum put in 1T
place
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-11-30
MANY YEARS
A Resident of This
City.
Martin Collins Died at Ills Home
Saturday.

Mr.. Martin Collins, aged 81 years,
. resident of Akron for 80 years, and
who had been employed in Glendale
cemetery for 80 years, died at his
home, DAT West Exchange st., Sat.
nrday morning. of cancer of the liver.
Mr. Collins was well known through
out Akron. and was member OF No.
ID, Q. NJ. B. A. He leaves wife and
nine children, all OF whom are living.
They are: John j., Charles b.,
William H.. and Martin j. Collins;
Miss Elizabeth l.. and Alice |. Col.
Inns; Mrs. Herman Beck, OF this city
Mrs. John Hackett, Of Cleveland. and
Mrs. VIM. Stottler, OF Philadelphia.
The funeral will be held ut ct. Vim.
cent de Pauls church, Tuesday ut 0
Am. Burial In Glendale.