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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19

right. The money was taken out ana
counted to him. He was cautioned that
If anybody approached the table ne was
to put it underneath, so it wou not
be found on him. This was all in view
of the bar, where Geoghan was, and it
goes without saving that no one would
get out of Geoghan's place with 5000 OF
his dough for $780, Geoghan comes from
behind the bar, taps Casey on TIE
shoulder. and gives him a good ha loa.
The table revolyes half After q short
talk and a caution to take it home and
put it under the carpet and put tack II
it, and after drink at the bar, Seog an
said he would take little sherry, which
was cold tea, because he never drank
anything, but for which he ctarge1 10
cents, all right.
"A few days later Casey came to Geo
CHAN, and wanted to know where was
that red fellow. Geoghan said Why?
Casey said, All l want is to lay M
hand on him. Geoghan told him he had
gone to Boston to train for fight. Oh,
said Casey, is he a priZe-fgh err Geo
CHAN said, Yes, and a good one, too
COMPLAINS OF FOLTCE.
For a long time after that Cas- was
showing to his customers ps O. paper
the size of a greenback, ana TIE EXPIRE IS
envelope that had been passed on a
friend of his for good money, ard de-
nounced the police department for allow
ing people to run around the town
Swindling people like that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
COMPLAINS OF POLICE
LABOR NOTES.

The Hookbinders' union holds the first
picnic Of the season this afternoon at
Harris park, where preparations ara
fully made TO give every one present a
good time.
Bindery Girls union will give an Ice
cream social and dance in the Odd Fell
lows hall, Saturday evening. June l,
when the usual pleasant time can be ex-
pected
The Molders' union held well attend
ed meeting last night, with Pres.de nt
Harrington in the chair, when Nels Aspo
was admitted by travelling card from Gin
cillnati. Three dollars was donated to
the strikers of Pittsburg, Pa, and g IN
aid of n disabled member at Salt 'Ia'le
City. The committee reported that the
shops at Saltwater were organized and
paving union wages. ]. HeckeT who has
been sick, is reported improving, and NJ
WEIGH was reported as being on the sick
list. Receipts, $9915; disbursements, $14.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
A Growing Nuisance.
Philadelphia Record.

Ph1IadeIphia RecOrd.
the TIPPING habit is nuisance" said
g. young man who makes $40 q week and
spends $50 after Breakfast ] want a
glass of beer, and it is necessary for me-
to toss the bartender a dime and tell him
to keep the other nickel 1 get a shave
and hand a quarter to the .ba Der, who
retains the change. While the shaving
is going on an attendant has been polish
ing my boots, and though his charge is
only nickel. 1 have to give him dime
to keep him in good humor. At luncheon
if in the evening 1 sit in a cafe. dime
or two must be handed out with every
round of drinks. Bell boys and cloak
room attendants have to be tipped If I
would have polite service, and now |
hear that even the elevator man is get
ting in this game. The elevator men
I am told, have secretly formed an or
ganization to promote the giving of tips
to them"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS

MRS. P: ]. ESCH and family also ]. J..
Esch, brother of the recently deceased,
members of the Schiller Grove No. 8.
u. A. Q. D., and the members of
Humboldt Lodge No. 8, A. O. U. W.,
and friends for sympathy, kindness and
noWeC5 during their recent bereavement.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

=. W. Gardner and wife to William
Wahlquist, pant 1t Is and 16. blk l,
Magofin & Breckridges' add. $45o
= Willins and wife to S. j. Bratager,
1t 70, blk e. st. Anthony Park on
ida NJ. NJ. Janss to ). W. Mahie, it
l Is and 49, blk 3, A. Gotzeans re. -,
HOE Evans T to il NJ Geimain ct a. S'OU
n. 30 feet 1t II, blk 2, Robert &
eandalls add ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 800;
l. N. TITLE ana wife to A. Bier
mayer, 1t Il, blk Is. Eastville
Q. H. Parker and wife to w. ].
Allen, 1t l, blk Z, QuiEby Park add. Isl
Y Bic meier and Wife to H. w. IIo-
ht4eniser, 1t r. blk Il, EastviIle
=; Scotch and wife to G. L. Bast- 'V'
ling, Its u and 16, Scotten's subd
blk 10, l.. Dayton's add ......... SO
). Is X. Goodhue to Board of County
Commissioners, Its 5, 6, and s,
blk q, st. Paul Proper ...........
&. A. Moore and wife to Board of
County Commissioners, Its 8, 6, Z,
and g. blk p, st. Paul Proper 800.
Union Bank to Board of County
Commissioners Its 5, 6, Z, and s, blk
%, st. Paul Proper ......
Eve TarboX and husband to Board
of County Commissioners, Its 8,
and s, st. Paul Proper. As, sc
\; B. Sibley and wife to H D.
Bruins, Its II and II, blk 8, ElfeIt,
Bernheimer & AS add ..:......... 6,6C
Emma D. Johnson and husband to
J. P. Joyce, part p of Sc "a sec
80. town 20, range % ............. &c
T. Leonard to Mary Mcclure ct al,
Woodbury. & C.'s add ............ 3:
J. S. Olivier to ]. ]. Page n u 1t
4, blk So, Rice and Irvine's add =. 6(
White Bear Land Co. to P. Gilbert,
Its and II and part Its and u,
blk Is, Auerbach's reagt White
Bear .......... .......... ............. 81
Total. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. . S66 @;
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VITAL STATISTICS.
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MARRIAGE LICENSES.

MARRIAGE LICENSES
G. G.. Gust@son Josephine w. Johnson
Albert M. Christensen, Kate M. Wendler
Andrew Marazzane, Annie Monzel.
g. G. Gunderson., Edith M. Gill.
BIRTHS.
Mrs. Daniel Guy. 1888 E. Wabasha. girl.
Mrs. 1. Letschel, 466 sherburne, boy.
Mrs. T. Kelly, White Bear road, boy.
Mrs. F. Otto, SO Mt. Airy, girl.
DEATHS.
Rose Lonergan, 562 Robert, yrs.
Leonard Olsen, 1131 Argyle rs yrs.
Michael Conroy, city hospital, 65 yrs.
Robert Cannon, city hospital, So yrs.
Wesley Reeve, city hospital, % yrs
c. w. Jaeger, Missoula, Mont, 35 yrs.
John A. Gilman. Morris. Mimi, A yrs.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

LEST GRADE Minnesota flour, 81 cents
per sack; Cream of Wheat 121a cents
package; good Coffee 10 lbs, 81 cents;
good roasted coffee, &c lbs for $11l;
special bargains in our grocery list.
Roberts, III Nicollet av., Minneapolis.
PONY LOST-Sorrel gelding pony, white
face and left hind foot, short tail and
name; no shoes; when strayed April rs
had strap around neck; reward. P. D.
Scannen, office ga Court block; resi-
denee. 1l42 Reaney St.. st. Paul, MINI.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19

question, Resolved, that a girl is more
expensive to raise than a boy said the
landlord of the Pettyville tavern
What was the verdict?' inquired the
washing machine agent
ooh! they decided IN favor of twins
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
DEATHS.
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VIM. E. NAGEL. f. G. LIsTOE.
William E. Nagel Undertaking Co, flu
neral directors and embalmers. Lady
attendant, if requested. No. 322 Wa
basha street, between Third and Fourth
streets. Telephone sos. day or night.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
The Outcome.

Puck
There was a kind of interestin' de-
bate at the meetin' of the Literary socie-
ty at the town hall last night, on the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19

All our soc and 75c Tapestry and Floral
Designs for one week, per roll, 25c. St.
Paul Wall Paper Co.. los East Seventh
street.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-19
AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHERS

IN ISMzsaEewspNs win aid you
s<sEaz@zses-S to select
Camera, sell 1t to you at the lowest pos
sible price and teach you without charge
the proper use of it. Headquarters for
the UNIVERSAL DEVELOPER and
Green Fixing.
1O1 EAST SIXTH STREET.
Telephone 1SsS-J-s Main.
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St. Paul. May 9Th. 1901.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22

Fred. the German waiter" who has
appeared in these short stories before,
says the New York Tribune, was serv-
ing beer to half a dozen customers at
a round table, when he stepped on the
| tail of the cafe cat and nearly dropped
a tray of foaming stems. In his anger
he made a kick at the animal, and,
missing her. hurled few choice Ger
| man swear words at her as she skunk
away to her litter of kittens under the
bar.
Il thought all Germans were taught
to be respectful to their parents, Fred"
said one of the customers, feigning
surprise.
Dots so,'' replied the waiter.
That's your cat, isn't it?" asked the
customer.
"Ja!" said Fred.
She's a mother, isn't she?"
"Ja!'
Then, if she's yours and a mother,
she's your mother, Fred, and you ought
to treat her better. I'm ashamed to
see you kick and swear at your moth
| err"
Fred looked puzzled. He had no
ready answer for this old play on
words, so he went on stolidly serving
beer. Presently the jocose customer
| gave Fred a one dollar bill to pay for
| five drinks at 10 cents each, and rose
to go. Fred obsequiously handed him
| his hat, new one, saying: .
You generally wear a derby, Mr..
| Brown. Why are you wearing this fe-
dora to-day?"
"Oh, it's pleasant change" was the
reply.
| Good day." said Fred, bowling.
There's fifty cents coming to me, -
| said the customer.
81 gave it to you" said Fred, when
1 handed you the hat"
You did not" said the customer.
It's your hat, is it not?" asked Fred.
And it's a change, as you just told
me. Therefore the hats your change.
! Good day."
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
BRIGHT BITS.

-Paying.-"Did that mining stock
you bought turn out to be paying in
vestment?" YES" answered the mild
eyed man, after an Intellectual effort to
cheer up. 1T has kept me paying as
sessments ever since 1 first got hold of
t."-Washington Star.
circumstances Alter.-'What an
effeminate boy young Doodley is"
Yes, he's always smoking cigarettes"
His cousin Mabel is quite the other
extreme, very mannish." rs that SOP"
Yes, she smokes cigarettes. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Getting 1t Right.-"How about our
great scheme to benefit the masses?"
asked the bookkeeper. What about
it?" inquired the editor of the sensa-
tional sheet. Il don't know how to
charge up the cost of it," returned the
bookkeeper. Shall l open a charity
account" Charity nothing" retort-
ed the editor disgustedly. Charge it
up to the advertising account, of
se."-Chicago Post.
"A Winning Precept.-"What, in
your judgment, Colonel" asked the
Ambitious Beginner, would be good
motto for young politician? How
would 1 would rather be right than
- and so forth, do?" THAT will
and does, exceedingly we'll for publ
cation" replied the Successful Vet
eran; but for private consumption
If you can't beat 'em, join EN- will
always prove a great deal more lu-
rative."-Puck.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22

Seeing William E. Chandler sitting
up solemnly as a judge and weighing
the merits of questions raised before
the Cuban Claims Commission, recalled
to an old acquaintance the other day
an adventure with a crank which Mr..
Chandler had while Secretary of the
Navy, and which sadly damaged his
dignity of appearance for little while,
says the Washington Correspondence
of the New York Evening Post. The
crank was Virginia spinster from the
rural back districts, extremely I'M
couth in appearance and speech. She
had tramped to Washington in mid
summer, having a mania for marriage
and hearing that President Arthur was
a widower She frankly announced
her errand at the executive mansion.
The President was out of town, she
was informed, and would not be back
for some days.
"Is any of his cabinet men in
taown?" she demanded.
The White House doorkeeper was 2
wag, and suggested the name of Sec
rotary Chandler. He also pointed out
the Navy Department to her. She
hastened in that direction, and by rare
good luck crossed the Secretary's path
as he was alighting from his carriage.
BE you william Chandler!' she ex-
claimed, planting herself before him.
Eyes, ma'am," he answered politely
Secretary of the Navy?"
1.-The same"
''Then, William, I am yours! Take
me! 1 come from Virginny to marry a
| big man: but 1 reckon you are big
enough for me-" And she advanced
upon her victim with arms out
| stretched.
Mr.. Chandler. who was a devoted
and most exemplary family man, wait
| ed to hear no more. He darted to one
side so quickly that he nearly lost his
hat, and ran into the lower hall of the
| department as the cowhide boots of his
fair pursuer clattered up the walk be.
hind him. He did not emerge from his
office till evening, after he had been as
sured that the police had the woman
| in charge.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
PERSONAL.

Prof. Brander Matthews, who, af-
ter eighteen years of waiting. has just
been elected to the London Athenaeum
Club, was originally nominated for
membership to that body by Matthew
Arnold
An interesting discovery was made
recently in Teyn Church, at Prague. a
fine old building. in anticipation of the
Booth anniversary of the death of Ty-
cho Brahe, the famous Danish astron-
omer. The ancient monument to him
in the church is being renovated, and
the workmen have found in the vault
to which the monument belongs two
collins containing the bodies of Tycho
Brahe and his wife. Both the bodies
are in a comparatively good state of
preservation. The nose is absent from
Brahe's body, but it is well known
that this was lost in duel The beard
and clothing are wonderfully preserved,
as well as a cloth cap and high Span
ish boots.
The ex-Queen of Madagascar, who
is now in Paris, is q remarkable wo-
man, and some years ago voluntarily
went to the English missionaries to be
educated. Her Majesty however, is a
firm believer in her native soothsayer,
and it was in consequence of his proph-
ecy that she was anxious to visit Paris.
The story is told by a young French
officer, who was present, that the
soothsayer-a native of the tribe of
black dwarfs known as the Tanals-
predicted some six years ago, that a
happy turn in her fortune would date
from her first visit to France. The
prophecy was uttered on the very day
that Antananarivo was taken, and
only a few hours before the Queen was
dethroned,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22

The sheriff of -, very rich. but
rather mean, consulted a clever local
doctor, who had made diseases of the
eye his special study, concerning his
sight, says an exchange.
After a careful examination the doc
tor said cataract was forming, and
there would have to be an operation.
Expensive ?" asked the sheriff
Twenty guineasH' was the answer
Must think it over" said the sher-
if.
Three months afterward the sheriff
went by appointment to be operated
on by a celebrated London specialist
Q24 miles away. Now. it so happen
ed that the specialist was ill, and had
to telegraph for a substitute.
Judge of the sheriff's surprise when
the door of the operating room being
opened, he found himself face to face
with his own local DOCTOR
Your fee?" asked the sheriff
Forty guineas!" was the quiet an
SWer
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
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Transient advertisements. other than
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amusements and cheap or want column,
10 cents a line Fourteen lines OF agate
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Letters and kilograms should be ad-
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New York City. H. C. Faulkner. Manager.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
ARE UNIONS AGAINST PROGRESS,

Two points are made by the United
States Steel Corporation in connection
with the great strike of steel workers
upon which the public would like to
have some light. One is that If the
Amalgamated Association, the union in
which are included the employees of
the United States Steel Corporation
that are out on a strike. gets control
of all of the mills of the corporation,
as 1t is alleged it is trying to do, 1t
will impose such conditions upon them
that the corporation will not be able
to compete successfully with the steel
manufacturers of Europe-that is, it
will not be able to dispose of its pro-
ducts in foreign markets.
The other point is that the union is
against the introduction of new labor
saving machinery. for the reason that
such machinery deprives its mem
bers of work. If these things are
true, it is not to be wondered at that
the corporation is firm in its determi-
nation not to yield to the demands
of the strikers. But are they true?
There is no doubt that the managers
of the strike will deny that there is
any truth in them. If they should adj
nit their truth public sentiment would
be strongly against them. The whole
country is proud of the fact that the
steel products of this country are now
finding a market in all parts of the
world. American steel bridges, steel
rails, locomotives and all sorts of ma
chinery are being sold in vast quaint
ties wherever there is a demand for
such things. They are being sold even
in England, whose manufacturers OF
steel products dominated all markets
Cor such products until the United
States wrested the control of such
markets from her.
1t would seem to be TO the interest
OF the steel workers to have as great
market for American steel products
as possible. A limited market would
mean a limited output Of steel prod.
ucts. and consequently a limited
amount of work for those employed ir
steel mills. II can hardly be true
/ therefore that the Amalgamated Asso-
! citation favors a policy that would make
| il impossible for steel manufacturer
| in this country TO market their prod.
ucts in foreign markets. Still. II
would be advisable for the president
Of the Amalgamated Association q
make a statement in respect to th'
foregoing points.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22

After more than a years dickering.
the United States government has pur-
chased the floating dry dock in Havana
harber from the Spanish government.
The price paid is $1S5,0O0, which is
100000 less than Spain wanted a year
ago 1t is understood that the dock will
be repaired and towed to Subig Bay,
Luzon, P. l., for the use of the naval
station at that point. The towing of
the dock to the Philippines will be a
long. expensive and hazardous feat. No
similar tow has ever been undertaken.
Whether heavy tugs or steamships
shall be assigned to the task has not
been determined.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
"ConIplaint."

The Reporters Nosegay" column of
the Philadelphia Record has received
the following mournful lay from some
luckless swain of that sleepy old town
Returning home at close of day,
Who gently chides my long delay?
And by my side delights to stay?
Nobody.
Who gets for me the easy chair,
Spreads out the paper with such care,
And lays my slippers ready there?
Nobody.
When plunged in deep and dire distress.
When anxious cares my heart Cypress,
Who whispers hopes of happiness?
Nobody.
When sickness comes and sorrow
twain.
And grief distracts my fevered brain,
Who sympathizes with my pain?
Nobdy.
But I'm resolved. so help me fate.
To change at once my single state,
At Hymen's altar l will mate
Somebody! ~~
Here he had to get a fresh sheet of
paper and with the act his thoughts
appeared to take another tack: for re-
turning TO the onslaught he breaks out
in the following triumphant strains:
When coming home at break of morn,
Who notices I'm full of corn,
And makes me rue e'er was born?
Nobody
Who helps me climb the long dark
stairs.
And scowls when I upset the chairs.
And picks from off my coat strange
hairs?
Nobody.
II luck mas flown and debts Cypress,
And all goes wrong i'm business.
Who needs sixty-dollar dress?
Nobody
Is she about when I'm In pain7
I think you'd better guess again.
The iceman cools my feyered brain.
You bet.
And I've resolved, 40 help me fate,
To never change my single state.
Another can appreciate
Somebody.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Baltimore Sun (Dem.) says: "A
strong movement has been started at
Savannah looking to the nomination of
ernor. Colonel Estill is the owner and
editor of the Savannah News. one of
the most influential and successful
newspapers in the South. He is a
leader in every movement for the bene-
fit of his city and state and has hosts
of friends who would be delighted to
see him elected Governor. Colonel
Estill says he will not enter a scramble
for the place, but il nominated and
elected by the Democrats would accept
the office and put forth his best efforts
to fill the place acceptably."
The Boston Post (Dem.) says:
Looking at the number of new pen
sions granted last year, it is seen that
1855 were given for disabilities incur
red in the Spanish War. For every
man killed in that war, we have so
far put more than twenty men on the
pension list Out of all the men who
enlisted for that war, almost 20 per
cent. have applied for pensions. And
this is only the beginning. The pen
sion attorneys have only started 10 get
in their work. II the American people
are to keep on with the policy of ex-
pansion through war, they will have to
discontinue the pension system"
The Baltimore News (Dem.) says:
Congressman John Wesley Gaines
movement for Southern man on the
Democratic national ticket has secured
a valuable accession in no less per-
sonage than the Hon. William j.
Bryan, who. in this weeks issue of the
Commoner. heartily indorses the
scheme. Merit. not section, should de-
termine the nomination. says Mr..
Bryan. Fidelity to principle, not To-
cality. should control And as far as
logic goes. Mr.. Bryan and Mr. Gaines
are eminently correct. but politics is
not regulated by logic alone"
The Cincinnati Enquirer (Dem)
says: "The late Senator Brice once
had talk with J. Pierpont Morgan
about large enterprise In the Orient.
Goodness gracious exclaimed Mr..
Morgan. isn't this country big enough
FOR you. Brice2' Not for you and me
both. Mr.. Morgan. was Mr.. Brice's
alert response. Mr. Morgan may have
taken "a tip from that conversation.
The next question will be. Are the
United states and Great Britain big
enough for Morgan
The Memphis Commercial Appeal
CDem) says; Canada does not want
the Duke ~ Marlborough aa governor
general Dornuse be- has an American
wife The colonial rnob iH the Enob-
bicst snob on earth. with the exception
" The American AnElo-maniac."
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-22

Not long ago a millionaire cattle
man from somewhere out West stopped
at the Danville. ILL.,, railway lunch room
to get a snack to eat. The girl behind
the lunch counter was clean and fresh
looking. and served her customer with
charming politeness and grace. The
millionaire was delighted with her
manners, and asked her name. Return
ing from his business trip he stopped
again at Danville. and found the girl
as clean, pretty and polite as before;
whereupon he asked her to marry him.
Having made inquiries concerning him,
she consented, and the other day the
happy couple sailed for Australia on
their bridal tour. There is a big and
valuable lesson in this for all lunch
counter girls. wherever they may be.
There is no telling at what moment
they may be handing out a cold snack
to an unreasonable millionaire.