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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

ONE TWO-STORY HOUSE, at q Oak
st. Inquire Of Gov. Chas. Know lton. Oak
~ dec1dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

Two DRINKS We're the extent of DUST
ness at municipal court, yesteruF.
John sheridan. a veteran, VINO "'a
discharged from the Home at Tosus'
few days aCo. and who has for a p"
days been imbibing too much oil tH'
ardent. was found to he in dest'u"
condition and unable to pay the cur
tomary fine. He wished 10 gel
Providence, Il. l.. where he sal
had friends. Therefore he was aiIo"
cd To go free and was seen safely o.
board of the Boston bound steamer ~
his way to the desired dcstinauu..
Jerry Mcdonald was also charged WIZ
drunkenness and paid the customary :"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

CONVENIENT RENT. well located
Apply to w. G. Boothby, kennebec Saw
ingS Bank
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

HOUSE LOTS-To settle the estate Of
the late James Howard the few remain
ing house lots on Patterson street will
be sold al a baroain. o. Il. Patterson. eN-
ecutrix. Brooklyn. n. Y Apply to W. Fl.
Gannett, agent, Willow street. Augusta.
Me juiy6d2w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

HOUSE AND LOT at No. IS Chapel St.
beautifully located. Reason for selling.
going out Of town. Enquire on premises
or write l.. Bert Guptill, Portland. Me.
care F. NJ Lowe & Co. July4.d2w'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

CONVENIENT modern house; bath
room: hot and cold water; on East Side
/. Fl. Randall. may21 DIFF
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

The officers and men Of Compah! I.
LIST regiment. n. G. $. NJ. of this e'o
are hustling to get ready for mus.ei.
The company is meeting every Monda,
and "Wednesday evenings for az"
while the non commissioned o'het,s
meet also on Friday. evening An e,
fort is being made to fill up the ~.
quota of the company and men are iass
being enlisted. The following recfu''s
have recently been enlisted for th',
years: Charles l.. Smith. Samuel /"
silver. Fred T. Rubar. Lewis Is. JONI
-on. Wallace +. Duke. Harry
Miller. Herbert T.. Mccoy. Robert
Morton. Frank Coro. Phillip S. Mar
and Edward Bilodcau.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18
WANTEn.

\ GIRL FOR GENERAL. HOUSE
wirk. Apply ut Il Bangor street.
iul\iSdt {
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18
Farm, Il Miles From P. @.
TO LET.

FURNISHED COTTAGE. At SEA
shore Terms low for the balance of the
season. Apply to +. +. Jcwett. . Gage
street Augusta julyl6,dlwr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

Niger HEAD OPERATORS AND
sole lager at johnson E:os. Ilallowc l.
I'LL. ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

A FEW MORE PLEASANT ROOMS.
furnished or unfinished with bath room
connected. Corner Myrtle and Bangor
streets James \. Jones july2,dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE,-Attractivc house On lIal-
lowell road in Augusta for sale reason
ably ana on easy terms to desirable
PARTY. Apply To a. H. King, % Arsenal
street. Augusta. ulylSd1w-
FOR SALE-Thc residence Of the lat"
Geo. w. Jones on Winter street. consist I
ing of house, ell and stable. with quart, +
al an acre of land: buildings in good re-
pair: bath and furnace; within four
minutes walk Of Water street: VIII BE-
sold on favorable terms. Apply at once
to Thomas J. Lynch, ATTORNEY Jaw,
Augusta. Me. julyl>. DEW
FINE BIOODED ENGLISH POINTER
pups. Sired by the well-knnwn hunter
snyder. owned by the late Clarence lib
bctts Of Augusta; Dam Pink. by Rex, be
lonsed to II. Lunt Of Faimouth-foresidc
he by the noted Bang. Pink out Of Gypsy
by the best dog owned by the late
Shaw of Readticd. Pointer. own
brother to Pink. owned by W. y. minds
of Portland. had over 100 birds shot over
him last fall, then being less than one
year old. These pups are beauties, and
show a high degree of intelligence For
further information. call on or address,
+. S. jackson. Winthrop. Me. julyla,dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

HOUSE No Grove st. Also Meonian
hall Apply to James w. North, No. Is
Grove St. or Fred w. Ellis, So Sewall St
may2S. diff
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

LADY with some knowledge of mu-
sic can honorably earn IS day and up
wards. Address Music. Journal Office.
iuIyo d1DfS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

DESIRABLE RENT, east side. Inquire
- Scwall street juy6.dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

WANTE.D-Ladies to sell the latest
ba squo shirt waist and skirt supporter:
no sewing or extra belts; write for ter
ritory. sample - cents. Missing Link
Novelty Co., Manchester. \. H.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-07-18

IMMEDIATELY. SEVERAL EXPERT
brass pOliShers and buffers. Open shop,
splendid workroom. permanent job, high
est wages. National Cash Register Co.
DAYTON. Ohio lulNlSd1t
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
100000 Handkerchiefs

Sounds like enough for the whole city of Indianapolis, does it lot? Well,
here they area densdy populated department. quadrupled in size, with flmy
handkerchiefs futerirg n a maze of electric light It's a pretty sight this
new section Off NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. preuier still is the endless showing O ne
things-for haudkerchies have their fashion changes as do gowns and hats.
Not a taste or ad@irei IN The handkerchief needs been sighted, from the little
dozens and half dozens for the chiren up to the exquisite lace creations for
evening year.. The men are OF forgotten by any neaus All sorts offs ensi-
Bile md modEh handkechiefs n a brilliant lot of 1902 Mumers. But tin the
midst O all this preparation W have kept in mind the great popular lines.
Placed III ordersw with St Gall maker over a year ago in order to get the best
for the least Yes that's the phrase-"the best for the least"-youn find in
ringing through this whole great handkerchief diplay-ringing so loudly
that yu are compelled to acknowledge the fact Why not shop early in this
department.? Surely there's every inducement
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
WRITE RIGHT.
@scatter Decent, Helpful Things"

Good. philosophical Ras Wilson once said
10 a new reporter. Young man, write as
you feel. but try TO feel right. Be good
humored toward every one and every
thing. Believe thst other folks are just as
good as you are; for they are. Give 'em
your best and bear in mind that God has
sent them. in his wisdom. all the trouble
they need. and IL is for you 10 scatter glad
ness and decent. helpful things as you go.
Don't be particular about how the stuff
Will look in print but let 'er go. Some one
will understand. That is better than TO
write so dosh bing high. or so tarnashun
deep. deep that no one understands. Let
'er go"
$50 on the above plan" says NJ. W. Por-
ter. OF Topeka. Kan. L will write what 1
know OF Grape-Nuts Breakfast Food from
personal experience. After a long period OF
indigestion and other disorders. with some
misgivings. | took up the use OF Grape
Nuts. Despite the hot weather / kept gain
Ing In strength and mentally, a thing L had
never done at that season OF the year.
Il found the food an excellent stlmulant
for the brain. and j could do more and bet
ter work than / had ever done. II was a
revelation 10 discover how closely the brain
and digestive organs were in sympathy
with each other. Whatever retarded the
work OF one had a corresponding effect on
the Other. and the food that tended 10 put
one I'm proper shape acted accordingly on
the other. i know that my great improve
ment mentally and physically came from
dispensing with unwhOlesOme food and US
ing Grape Nuts literally.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
why She Stays mt Home.

Philadelphia Telegraph.
She doesn't go 10 her clubs and euchres
half as much as she did People used to
say this charming woman spent most of
her time at these gatherings. One day
she called on a dear friend to reprove
her for slackening interest in the club.
/ believe it was a club for reforming the
gas meter or something-anyhow, 1t was a
reform affair.
Look here, Lizzie" said the enthusiast,
why on earth don't you come to the
meetings? Here you are paying your dues
and never showing up. You owe it TO
the club to take an interest in the work"
but L can't come" explained her friend;
there's the baby. and Henry doesn't come
home sometimes till late, and supper must
wait. and If he wants TO go out l can't go
away and leave the children. 1 would
worry myself to death"
We'll, L must say Henry is inconsider-
ate" said the caller. why, there's my
husband and children. too. They give me
no trouble. Every time 1 want to go to
the club Charlie says he will be glad to
STAY at home with Janet and keep an eye
on shings till L come back. He never OBJ
jects."
Maybe retorted the amiable hostess.
IF L had a house girl as handsome and
young as Janet Henry would be glad to
stay at home, too; but mine Is black and
goes home at nights"
The blow landed, and Charlie hasn't been
asked TO look after Janet and the house
since.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
This Weeks Club Meetings.
Monday

Woman's Research Club-With Mrs. John
K Jones. Responses from Lowell; I'm
crowned Success" Mrs. Mary Isabelle Kra-
mer; "Sonnets and Sonneteers," Miss
Emma Bradbury; conversation, Lessons in
Humble Life" Gertrude Goodhart and Mrs.
Gertrude ID. Miller.
indianapolis Literary night.
Emerson" ]. Cumming Smith.
French CIub-With Miss Emily Fletcher,
10& North Pennsylvania street.
Rosemary Club French Influences in
America" Mrs. Charles Robertson; Fran
els Parkman," Miss Mary Z. C~atherwood.
Tuesday
Local Council OF Women-"Suggestions
for Social Reforms Found in TolstOi's Res
direction =" Mrs. Lowe Carey; 3 o'clock,
council business; report from Indiana Chill
dren's Home Society; report from Flower
Mission.
Proctor Reading CircIe-With Mrs. s.
MuhL. The Madonna in Art" Mrs. w. j.
Griffin; THE Name OF Our Lady" Mrs. E.
w. Fenger.
Wednesday,
Twentieth Century Club With Mrs.
Twain and His Writings" Mrs. Morrison;
reading from Bill Nye. Mrs. Metz; recita-
tion, Mrs. Baker; current events.
Matinee Musicale Miscellaneous pro-
gramme first division.
Parlor Club-With Mrs. Horace j. Eddy,
% Woodruff Place. Book 6, "Caponsacchi
as Man and Lover" Mrs. w. ID. Miller;
Passages Relating to the Use OF Pain in
the World Meaning of Death Mans
Strength. Has 1t Any Drawbacks Need
OF Expression in Order TO Serve Others"
Mrs. Horace j. Eddy.
Thursday
Thursday Afternoon Club - Guest. day.
Hostess. Mrs. B.. w. Gillespie, assisted by
Mrs. A. b. Tolin. Mrs. c. sheridan, Mrs.
c. j. Linton, Mrs. J. b. Atkinson.
Friday
Women's Cuba Discussion OF Living
Issues by Mrs. May Wright SewaII and
Mrs. Henry ID. Pierce.
~Philomathean Club With Mrs. Shulz.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
City'S Social Life
THE GAYETIES N ACTIVITIES OF THE WEEK

General Conditions After the War" Mrs.
II. II. Hall; Washington, Mrs. Ludlum;
Washington Irving and ]. Fennimore
Cooper Mrs. CrOssman.
Saturday
Aftermath Club - With Mrs. Edward
Evans. "Pan-American Exposition" Mrs.
Rhoads; THE Future Of Electricity" Mrs.
II. u. McCune; conversation. THE Deem
Der Magazines music.
The Kappa Kappa Gamma Club will meet
with Miss Lena Byrd. 2347 North Pennsyl-
vania street, at 2:30 o'clock. Mrs. Alice
NJ. French will be leader and Mr.. Gruelle
will give a talk on Two Peasant Painters
and Their Pictures"
Amateurs-With Miss Pray. 1913 North
Illinois street Notation: The Beginning
OF Polyphony,' Mr.. julius Hermann.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
Wedding super.titIons.

Relative merits Of the various months
with regard to matrimony are set forth
in the old rhyme which runs:
Marry when the year is new,
Always loving, kind and true.
When February birds do mate
You may wed, nor dread your fate
II YOU wed when March winds blow,
Joy and sorrow both you'll know;
Marry in April when you can,
JOY for maiden and for man;
Marry I'm the month OF May.
You will surely rue the day;
Marry when June roses blow,
over land and sea you'll go.
They who in July do wed.
Must labor always for their bread.
Whoever wed in August be,
Many a change are sure to see.
Marry in September's shine.
Your living will be rich and fine.
II IN October you do marry,
Love will come, but riches tarry;
II you wed in bleak November,
Only joy will come, remember;
When December's SHOWS fail fast
Marry, and true love will last.
OF the days in the week Wednesday is the
best and Saturday the worst on which to
get married. The old rhyme runs:
Monday for wealth.
Tuesday for health.
Wednesday the best day Of all;
Thursday for crosses.
Friday for losses.
Saturday no luck at all.
II we are 10 believe superstition, a brides
happiness depends not a little on what she
wears. Something old and something
new. something borrowed and something
blue" is invariably regarded by brides. Ac-
cording to an old rhyme:
Married in white.
You have chosen all right.
Married in gray,
You will go far away.
Married In black,
You will wish yourself back.
Married in red,
You had better be dead.
Married in green.
Ashamed to be seen.
Married in blue.
You'll always be true.
Married in pearl.
You'll live in a whirl.
Married in yellow.
Ashamed OF the fellow.
Married in brown,
You'll live out Of town.
Married in pink,
Your spirits will sink.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
a La Mode.

Ny Polly glories in each smile
That fashion on attire DestoWs,
And flies 70 each extreme Of style
In cOlGure. dress and even pose
The fairy folk in times Of old
Were changed by Magics WOndrous Waho'
She for new guises manifold
Adopts each model IN lie Monde
So though my very age bespeaks
Discretion. yet my statd brain Wnris-
! think that in as many weeks
I've been engaged 20 fifteen girlsl
-nacamber Smart Set.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
A Wonderful New Toy Department

The Dolls have come. Beauties from France, Austria and
Germany. They have asserted sweet sovereignty over the doll
section. 1t is their domain. Every niche is suraarged with TO
mantle and poetic atmosphere. The subtle influence of their
tender thrall inspires both yearning child and imaginative adult,
aseach fingers in fairy wonderland. All bow to tls.ir gentle sway.
Doll royalty, represented by the French Jumesu Dolls, dressed
and undressed, bisque-headed dolls, eyes that oTsen and shut
Dolls with kid bodies, celluloid dolls, joiutsd colored dolls
and rag dolls.
Rich in imagination. replete with innocent pleasure there is
no JOY Ike the JOY that belongs to the doll period.
The largest stock of them is beneath this roc-and the low
est prices as a matter of course.
No damaged dolls, no seconds. This is a temporary abode
for strong. beautiful, robust, perfect dons-not: a hospital for
cripples and hurt ones.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01

Il real pond with moving bMeshIea and hettsr railway trains that run lgttnmg speed upon al
mtw work of tracks thught tunnels mdW over switches ne electric hghtphnth that podcsi its wn light
hill cHnrd all Sorts automobiles hrnwes Ferris Wheels electric wonders of every sort Hum nj
; ds of e maromIy mgeOst toys from far if Austria and the BNaran Alps Sporting good, e
s Cameras Billiard tables all fhe new games Printing Presses ovngphtue machnes-Oht there's
s enough Off ouM@ in toy land here to max. he eyes of they h double in size CT
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01

We AVE been to infinite trouble and pains % make this e jewelry Sec
ton complete. 1t has leaped into popular favor at a bound and deServedly so.
The astonishing thing is the immense variety of absolute novelties to choose
from, together with the 1owness off price Our aim las been to procure depend
able Jewery in upto-date designs and to sell quantities at a small margin of
profit. Get the idea that there's n o place to buy Jewelry except at a special
ty store" out of your mind at once. Hundreds of big department stores all
over the country sell good Jewelry to the best trade as W e ared doing, the only
is that W. are trying to do it a little better thar any of them. Gold
rings, pins, brooches, sunbursts, lace ornaments, cuff buttons and a hundred
and n special novelties, with n without precious stone settings, are here.
All new and all moderately priced.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01

At 25c more than 200 styles ladies' beautifully
embroidered swiss and fine Irish Ii he n
Handkerchiefs, snowy scallops and dainty
hemstitched and embroidery, dainty initials
and fine Val. lace trimmed, a most wonderful
collection of special values at..........25e
See our special new, Initial Border, ladies' Hand
kerchiefs, af........ .,... .....3 for ST.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
The New Sterling Silver

Scarcely possible that you'll find any such selection in any two Indianapo-
lis stocks-so many odd and bizarre ideas worked in silver charming knick-
knacks for y ladys dressing table and boudor, attractive concets for per-
sonal adonment for the library, the den and the drawing room. A special sec
ton devoted entirely to them, where you'll linger with pleasure
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01
Fine Art Linens

Who buys these fine linen pieces in indianapolis?
A question often asked at our counter. Answer
Why, everybody. There's not a housekeeper-or a
prospective one-in the world but owns at least one
handsome linen piece. Some are more extravagaut
than others, to be sure, but the great assortmdnt
here meets every demand. Some gorgeous new
things for the holidays. Here are a few special
things for Mondays selling:
Best assortment of Pillow Tops in Indianapolis for ..........t 5e
Imitation of Burnt Leather Pillow Tops. .s9e
Real handmade Mexican Doylies. 71zx7H, H. S. with beau
ttul open work .35c
New H. S. Scarfs, 1896, with drawn work. 49,. 98c, 89c and 5c
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-01

Special for Monday, choice of abont 20 styles
of our regular 75c ladies' fine embroidered
linen handkerchief Soc
Mems Soc quality fine hemstitched Linen
Handkerchiefs, for Monday. ............25 c
Mems full dress Handkerchiefs, open revere
hens and dainty embroidered corners, each
0Oc Zoe >l.OO
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-23
NEWS ITEM

The Chicago g. North Western and
Union Pacific have given notice of the
sale Of excursion tickets to Colorado
and Utah daring the coming summer
on the following basis of rates
From July list to 9th inclusive, and
September LIST to 10th inclusive, tickets
will be sold from Chicago to Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo and re.
turn . rate of $25. 90; Glenwood Spring.
and return $35. 90; Ogden and salt
Lake City and return $400 tickets to
Colorado points to be limited to October
3lst, and to Utah points 80 days not to
exceed October 3lst.
From June Is 20 Goth inclusive, and
from July 10th to August 3lst inclu-
sive, tickets will be sold from Chicago
to Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-23
AN OLD-TlME SINGER.


We liked the or-time ;neetin's--on Jor-
dams banks TO stand
An cast a wishful eye into the fur-of,
promised land;
The OF songs of salvation--salvation full
an free
That dear, OF tune, "Amazin grace that
saved a wretch like me-
1 rickollect them oil. sweet hymns that
use to float so high
Feared like they shook the Winders in
the everlastin' Sky
Fer when we heard the preacher say:
some brother raise the tune
We allus lnowod "Amazin' grace" wuz
comm mighty soon
somehow, this new-style singin' Is ruther
out my line,
Although they sometimes lines 1t out an
axes folks to jine:
lose my voice completely, an with a
kind o sigh
Seek "Jordan's Stormy Banks" OF old,
where my possessions lie"'
There's more'n folks imagines-I tell you
in a song;
It's still the same OF Gospel, but they
pear to sing it wrong
-eastways, the oil folks thinks SO; but
what's the use to sigh?
80 long as it's the Gospel we'll git there
by an by.
Fl l.. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-23
Chas. T. SChuetze Company.

and return AT rate of 81 80; Glenwood
Springs and return $l3 50; Ogden Salt
Lake City and return S4L5O Tickets
at these rates limited TO 80 days,
except that on tickets sold on June 18th,
25th, July 10Th, 23rd and 30th August
9Th 18th, goth and 21th limit will be
October 3lst on Colorado tickets, and
on Utah tickets 90 days but in no case
to exceed October 3lst
Stop-oyers to be given on Colorado
tickets on going trip only at Colorado
common points within final limit.
Stop-oyers to be given on Utah tickets
limited to 80 days not to exceed Octo-
Der 3ist at and west of Colorado com.
mon points in both directions within
30 days going and return transit limit.
Stop'oyers on Utah 80 day tickets in
both directions at and west of Colorado
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-23
THE DEAkiN ON HOSS-TRADIN'

Well, yes, you take it fust an last, l
spose I've made it pay
A-tradin hose anyhow, so all the
nelshbors say;
They've kind o got the notion that If
jest git look
AT any sort o. hossiesh 1 en- read it like
a book.
An on the other hand they think that If
a boss is mine,
No matter how played out he is, l make
him look that fine
His mother wouldn't know him; but,
right here 'twiXt me an you
The man don't live but what some boss
en- teach him somethin' new.
a boss is that deceivin' that I don't per-
tend to know
His kinks till I've perused him fer at
least a month er so;
He's got a thousand diff rent ways, er so
it seems to me,
Fer teachin' us we amt so smart as what
we think we be.
Before the trade you try him an you
test him wind and limb,
An do your best, you cant make out a
thing that's wrong with him,
But once the trades completed, then-an'
don't it make you hot
He joys your mind with somethin that
you shouldn't have forgot.
They say in tradin' bosses that there
amt man so high
An pure an true an noblelike but what
he'll tell a lie;
But when you speak o. liars, why, from
what | en- recall
] take the boss himself to be the biggest
one o all
Fer don't he do his level best in every
way he can
To supplement the wicked words o some
designin man?
a human bein' amt presumed to stick to
what is true,
But when a boss acts out lie, say,
what's man to DO.
Now what I'm gettn' at is this; a boss,
If he finds out
You think o tradin' fer him, will let on
he's fresh an stout,
An speedylike an willin', an so good
from top to toe
He'll make you give a lot to boot before
you'll let him Sc.
But when he's yours, OH sufferin' saints
the way that boss let's down,
Until he looks to be about the wust old
nag in town!
Hell balk an bite an run away an
bring you sech distress
That could you cheat somebody, would
you do it? Wen, l guess!
At fust this attymobile-the new-fangled
thing they've got
Ter doin' way with hosses-sort O. wor-
ried me a lot
But since I'm gettin' on in years an
haint got long 10 stay,
Now that the boss is goin I'll be glad to
sit away.
I've traded bosses all my life, an
tw0uldn't seem jest right
TO jog about the highways an not see a
trade in sight.
But there's one thing l wouldn't do fer
any mortal price
That's trade the heaven-sent boss fer
this blamed fact'ry- device!
Nixon Waterman, in n Y. Sun.