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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
HECHOS Y DICHOS.
CroliQuiIl q del diaI

~
Dispenser, senores. Yo creia
que era yegua.
Asi decia en- su defensa un su
geto q quien achacaban que SO ha
bia robado un caballo.
Pero no por clio Sc salvo.
Ell sef1or Juez de Policia 10 con
demo. Ell delito existia, fuese come.
lido con caballo 8 con yegua.
iPues no pecaba de iuocente ell
Entienden Ustedes?
Mala efemerfaes de cabotaje es
pera.a los empleados de Aduana que
pongan en- la puerta.
Pero la verdad es, que 81 los
trabajosse simpl fcan, no hay ne
cesidad de los rnisMos empleados
que antes.
Stem pre- toda reforma trae sus
inconvenientes
Y en- estos tiempos de yuca bra
va, no es pequeho .el que SO des
componga ell modus vivendi,
Aver nos a6rmaba persona que
puede saberlc, que Mr. Holander
volvera al pals.
Algunos deci an .que no volve'
ris, por que hsbia cojido miedo a su
propia obra
Pero no 2ebe olvidarse que el
Bill de contrihuciones no es obra
ex,lusiva de Mr. Hollander.
Ell sistema vino recon endado de
ALA, proba blemente ALA Sc acorda
ron las bases, aquf fae aprobado
por ambas Camaras.
Use teme que vengan tabacos y
cigarrfllos elaborados en- los Esta
dos Unidos, pAra venderlos en- Puer
to Rico.
Pues 81 $50 pasase. que seria 10
mismo que temer la importation de-
niguas, el remedio seria muy senci
lIo
Tratar de nnundar a los Esta'
dos Unidos COO nnestros buenos ia
bacos y cigarrillos.
AHA gusta mpcho ese producto,
que 30 Sc ha popularizado por falta
de existencia y por los precios.
Vendanse allt los cigarrillos de
doce eu cajetilla, bien presentados a
tres centavos y el exito sera segu
70.
Dicese que en- Gurabo Sc traba
ia para la creaei6n de una gran cen
trail azucarera,
Y hasta SO cita ell nonbre del
que representa- la sociedad, que ma
neja ell asunto'
Aunque no 10 cream los de GU
rabo, que estan nguabinados con
nosotrus, sinceramente deseamos q
la idea prospere.
Muchas centrales que permitan
aprovechar las buenas tferras, es 10
que convene al pals, siempre que
haya equidad entire cultivadores 6
industriales.
x$x
A'gunos Sc Green, que TODD pasa
desapercibo en- ell gobierno local y
estan nuy equfvoeados.
Los americanos son realmente
indiferentes para TODD aquelo que
no les interess, pero paran la oreja
cuando es 10 inverse.
Sospechamos que por las atlas
cumbres no SO ha visto con placer
que un connotadopolitco haya acen
tuado sus simpatias hacia determi
nado grupo, que no as americana,
en- una tiosta realizada hace POGO en-
La Carolina, .
No debemos nj queremos ser mas
esplfcitos. Los que comprendan,
tisn; los que ne, que Sc chupen el
dedo.
y
Esta resu.tando un rotnpe cabe
zas la especie echada volar por q
<Heraldo E5panol,, de que un natl
vo sera nombradp Secretario de
Puerto Rico
Las travesuras de Mono har
hecho poner los pelos de punta
varios, buscando esa personalida c
indicsda, temiendo ser e!los los eleg
dos.
1Cuantos hay en- Puerto Rice
con aptitudes par ese delicado car
go, que 70 esten shliados ningu
no de los partiaos militantes de
pals?
Declaramos alberto un concur
so, para que nos envien nombres d.
candidates. Memo, Mono. Ere
mas tray ESQ Que CObeOi
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Ell General Wood
sale de Ia Habana
PARA NEW YORK
Gran manifestac on de despedida. Mu-
chos mil tares y empleados eiviles le
aoompaIlan a bordO,

New-York Julio % l.. P. NJ
Dicen de la Habana que ell &C.
ner.l Wood, ha salido para esta Gu
dad. Ell ilustre mil.tar aun no esta
del todo restablecido.
La despedida prodigada por Ell
pueblo de la Habana al General
Wood ha sid, muy carihosa y en-
tusiasta, Elementos de todas las ella
ses sociales c ncurrieron la mani
festacioa. Mu hos ofciales y en-
pleados civiles acompailaron al Ge :
neral 4 bordo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
San Juan Sanitary
Steam Laundry.

No habiendo sido possible termi
mar los trabaios de instalaci6l de
este tren de lavado para ell Lunes
90 del corriente, SO anuncia al P1bli
co que para ell Lunes 5 de Agosto
proximo empesara el mismo q fun.
cionar
n-s-7-2
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
NOTIClAS P0R GABLE
sERVIcIo DIREcTo De NEW-YoRK:
NueStra enh0rabQena.

La simpatica joven Sef1ora, de
nuestro amigo y colaborador 81 DR..
Qaevedo Baez, ha dado q luz esta
maf1ana, ,.un hermoso nif1o, Que ha We
nido llenar de algeria aquel hogar.
Fue asistida por su esposoy y por
el inteligente fa;u-tativo especialisr
ts, y tambien auestro buen amigo, Ell
DR. Ricardo Hernandez
A todos, nuestra sincerafelicita
ciGn
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
u n nuevo acorazado
echado al aqua
CON GRAN EXIT0.
Numeroso publico presenc cia la botadura
del nuevo acorazado ma; me-"

New-York Julio 29 l. P NJ.
Esta manana ha siuo echado al
aqua ell nuevo acora zado xMainen,
cuyas pruebas de re esistencia han
dado los mas satisfactorios resulta-
dos,
Un gentio immense presenclaba
a botadu a del hermos, barco.
Atronad res vivas d la Marina de
los Estados Unid s, resonaron en- el
momento de izar el pabellon nacio-
nal.
FL secretario de NJ rina M. Long
asistio al acto, mantle stando que e1
xMaine~ visitara en- bfeye Ell puerto
de la Habana.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Haga U. negocio
SE VENDE

SE VEN DE
en- buenas condiciones para 81 com
prador un establecimiento de pulpe'
ria, sito en- uno de los puntos mas
centricos de esta Capital. Informa
ran: Sues de Perez Hermanos, Ber'
nardo Fernandez Baquero & GAa,
dara.
a 10 Il
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Mediante con ncesiones
Sc conjur6 Ia huelga
DE LAS E'ABRIoAs DE AcERo.
Los obreros consideran TN gran triunfo
la admission de las ocho horas como ma
Ximum de trabaio.

New-York Julio 20 l. P. M.
La gran huelga de las fabricas
de acero ha logrado conjurarse me-
dante un arreglo con los huelguis-
tas.
Ademas de las ocho horas de
traba]o 70, han obtenido LOS huelguis-
taS otras concesiones important 81
mas.
Con motive del respltado de la
huelga todos los gremios hap cele-
brado un gran meeting en- el que SO
fjaron las ocho horas, como maxi
mum de labor diaria.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29

Hoy, q las diez media de Ia
maflana, Sc lie ha extraviado Joae
Abino Perez en- ell trsyecto del Ban.
co Colonial, Tetuan y San Jose, una
cartsra de piel tina muy usada conts
niendo treinta y cuatro dollars en-
billetes de Banco y otros papeles de
su propiedad.
La persona que la bayae aencontra
do y la devuelva su dueno, hara
una obra de carload pues SO trata
de un pobre padre de familia,
En- 81 <Sol de Orc, dar8n in
formes sobre Ell alqmiler de los al
tos magnffica casa estilo moderno
con grandes comodidadee Y en- el
mejor sitio de esta Capital, Al San
/ francisco Al
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29

En- el pueblo de Lola Sc mira
con tanta indiferencia Ia question de
escuelas que aun no Sc ha reunido la
junta local para reorganizarse y pro
ceder al nom mbramiento de maestro
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Sc ALQUILAN

b abitaci ones y un hermoso y venti
ado mirador, en- la casa ndmero 9
de Ia calle de San Jose, precio
modicos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29

la exportaci6n de huevos, al que de
be Ia avicultura danesa 81 estado bo :.
nancible de que hemos dado mott
cia.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29

Hemos visto una mpjer, natu'
raj de Vega baja operada de Histe.
rectomfa abdominal por tumor fibro'
30, que databa de diez af1os. Cura
ci6n sin academies de ningdn gene
70. Fue operaia hace dos meses por
81 doctor Figueroa, acompaf1ado de
los doctores fernandez, Weber y
Velez, encontrandose va sentada en-
su cana convaleciente y fuer tie
Dentro de pocos dias abandonara 9.
Hospital. !
Sc ha tornado acta de haber ST.
do la primera operaci6n de esta IN
dole veri fcada en- Puerto Rico.
CALDERVs.- La casa de NJ Zier
& Ca. tiene mucha experiencia en- la fabrca
cion de Calderas para Haciendas de Cana, y
construye una clase especial de acero, las cua
les levanta vapor muy pronto con g. bagazo.
Para precios y particulares
Dirijirse q r. A. Macfe.
Unico Agente en- p.
Gale del Cristo No. l.
La sef1ora viuda de Skerret ofre
ce dos casas, que hacienda las. .repa'
raciones necesarias serviran' para
establecer la Escnela graduada de
Puerta de TERRA La Junta local
considerar& este asunto en- su prime
ra session.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Los pianos de la Escu

Los pianos de la Escuela Nor
NAL de Rio Piedras estan listo para
entregarselos q los licitadores que
quieran tomar palte en- la subasta
que Sc celebrara ell sabado pr6xi' |
mo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
PARA NINOS

Sc encuentra en- esta ciudad don
Praxedes Santiago, Juez municipal
de la Cidra hermano del Juez de Po
licia muerto en- aquel pueblo, con mo
two de los sucesos de Que nos ocupa
mos hace diaS.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
Vapores que s aldran
PARA NEW-Yo YoRK

fAhA NEW-YURk
Relaci6n de los vapores que sal
dram del puerto de San Juan para
81 de New-York.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
MUEBLES BARATOS

Sillerias americanas y de Vel
ma. Juegos para habitaciones y CO.
medor. Escritorios comerciales y
para Sras. Camas, juegos de MIN
bre para gabinete, guarda conf
das, etc. etc.
PARA NINOS
Coches varias formas con llanta
y gomas, sillas -coches, sillas atlas
para mesa, mecedoras etc. en- clos
Novios" Fortaleza 43
NJ A-P
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-07-29
APARTApO, 184

Primer esbecmiento otogrdf de P Rico prnor
o.
rabaja pape "EHeumbam Sc habla Ing
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11

1t was young Mr.. Hackett's first sea-
son out, but, by hard, consistent train
ing, he started the third month Of the
new life confident that he had the green
book on etiquette committed to memory.
He could sit in banquet and follow
the courses without slip-up. He fed
from the side of the spoon when the soup
came on, he no longer buttered whole
slab of bread at one time, and shuddered,
with the other refined ones, when the re-
tired wealthy pork packer pronged a
potato from the center dish; but with all
this there were several more slippery
places along Mr.. Hackett's path and
someone had turned out the red danger
signal light.
The blow fell on Sunday evening.
Young Mr.. Hackett, in looking over his
notes. discovered that he was due to
pay a digestion visit to dear girl friend
who had counted him in at one of her
pink afternoons. AS young Mr.. Hackett
liked the girl some, he wrapped his white
cravat around his neck, donned his dark
Clothes and caught a car for a trip up
on the hill.
Mr.. Hackett reached the family man
sion at $780, The dear girl friend was
found holding a lonesome watch at the
front window. and she was awfully glad
to see Mr.. Hackett. Father and mother
were out to tea. but the two could just
have the loveliest informal lunch ever,
and following the dear girl Mr.. Hackett
got by the door leading into the kitchen.
The dear girl tied one of Sarah's aprons
around her dainty waist and started to
raid the ice box. The cold meat was
pulled forth and handed to Mr.. Hackett
and then she discovered a bottle of stuff
cd olives.
Stuffed olives are considered the real
thing by the members of the~smart set
who have lame teeth or who are too tired
to take time in separating the olive from
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
NE. sE1R IND REEoRM

Our old friends of the Lincoln club
have again awakened to the urgent need
i'll which the city stands of their censor
ship and direction of its public interests.
Their more recent contribution to the
literature. OF municipal government pos
sesses for t h e GIL b e more of pro-
found interest than any even of their
former contributions, since they address
themselves exclusively to certain depart
ments of city affairs which are now un-
Ger the direction of members of their
own party. In addition to this operating
cause, it entities itself to the cordial
commentator of all men of Democratic
standards of belief in that it insists upon
the cherished principle that the people
the dear and often neglected people
shall have all the say hereafter in the
selection OF the citys clerk and its legal
adviser.
Mr. John II. Selb is a gentleman of ex-
tended and varied experiences in local pol
itics ard official life. His former connec-
ton with the corporation attorneys Of
fee, terminated under circumstances evil
IDENTIFY of mutual advantage to himself
and Corporation Attorney Markham, is
apparently the guiding spirit in the dec
laration that the head of that office shall
hereafter submit his claims to his office
to the test of the popular vote. Had Mr..
Selb confined his activity in the city's be-
half to the Office of the corporation at
torney alone there might be suspicion
that he was trying with the aid of his
associate statesmen in the Lincoln club
to "get square" with somebody or other
But when he brings forth into the light
of public scrutiny that shrinking Official
parsonage, the Hon. Matt Jensen, city
clerk, the thought inevitably suggests
itself that MIR. Selb and his associate re-
formers think that there could be just as
wise selections made from among them
selves of incumbents of those two offices
as is represented by the two distinguished
Republicans now holding them.
It is a most entertaining little episode
in local reform politics anyway it may be
viewed. The charter commission. I'M
fortunately for Mr.. selb's evident designs
on the corporation attorney and his Office,
may be disposed to recall the circum-
stance that it is asked to stultify itself
by doing what on mature deliberation it
refused to do when the charter was be-
ing framed. But, however that body
may look at Mr.. selb and his concern
for the citys legal welfare, he is acting
in ,l'g.l!y commendable direction; and.
however his fellow Republicans may be
disposed to view his gratuitous assertion
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11

the olive stone. A stuffed olive is an
olive with the stone removed. To fill up
the cavity the makers hit upon the clever
scheme of Stufing in red peppers.
Mr.. Hackett had missed the page tell
ing about stuffed olives while a student
in the what-to-eat class.
After handing out the stuffed olives
the dear girl resumed her work at the
ice box.
you take the cork out of that bottle, =
she ordered "and put the olives in a dish
while I find out what else there Is to eat
in this box
Mr.. Hackett was delighted at finding
himself able to help some and he jabbed
fork into the cork and the cork came
out of the bottle.
As usual the olives stuck in the neck
of the glass and to start them the young
man stabbed the top one with the fork
and pulled it out He caught fash of
red as he jerked and looked more close
ly at the high priced green plum
The whole end was a mass of fabby
looking red and horrible thought flash
ed through young Mr.. Hackett's brain.
But it would never do to let the dear
girl know about it, for her feelings would
be hurt and the feast spoiled: so wise Mr.
Hackett carefully dropped the olive into
the sink and started to prong a second
one.
The second one came out with another
flash Of red and Mr.. Hackett began to
feel rather excited. He quickly dropped
the second plum into the sink and prong
ed for a third. The third stab brought
out another with a red end and the
olive dropped into the sink
Young Mr.. Hackett began to breathe
short ~gasps, but he never stopped work
ing. A fourth, a fifth and half the olives
in the bottle were speared and dropped
into the sink before the dear girl turned
away from the ice box
Then young Mr.. Hackett heard a wild
Shrek and he stopped his short arm labs
at the neck of the bottle.
'sFor goodness sake, what are you do
ing? shouted the maid, stopping hey
laughter for moment
''Why know-ah that is-well, Gertie,
can't help 1t, for every one I have pull
ed out so far has been bad. Look at the
ends of the entire bunch. Every one is
all red, and young Mr.. Hackett pointed
at the sink
Course they are red, you idiot. We
paid for those red spots. You have
thrown away at least half a bottle of
stuffed Olives and another laughing Git
almost choked the dear girl.
Young Mr.. Hackett dropped down into
kitchen chair and reached for the Ice
water pitcher. When he recovered he
promised fye-pound box of chocolates
If the story would be held behind tho
kitchen door.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
The Globe $ S asms.J'aay
Colonial Period Of american History.
By LORENZO SEARS, LIT. PH.p.

Thanksgiving for ability to finish it; it's
passage to England was followed by
hastings and prayer. There was another
Thanksgiving when, after five years, the
printed folio arrived. The Introductory
laudations, epigrams. anagrams and PIN
diaries by its admirers show that it was
an epoch-making volume. It's contents
comprise the discovery of America and
the settlement of New England; the
lives of chief men in the colony, magis-
trates and divines; the history of Har-
ward college; the faith and color of the
churches; wonderful providences and the
wars of the Lord-that is, Affections and
disturbances, mercies and deliverances of
New England. Any chapter reveals the
characteristics and attachments of a man
who was born in a library and fed upon
books, who read Latin and Greek, and
authors at ten, and devoured big English
volumes with two bites; whose memory
was vast cold storage for useful and
useless knowledge, which he dispensed
with lavish prodigality and garnished
with the spoils of ancient classics Old
Burton himself is not a greater spend
thrift of quotations, and his Anatomy
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
AUsrRA1IA Us. AMER1cA.

The announcement that New South
insular neighbor, New Zealand, in en-
acting the compulsory arbitration law, adj
ding to its enactment the criminal regu-
lation of Furnishing those who inaugurate
a strike or lockout, will be generally
regarded with interest and some surprise
1t is so radical an application of the prin-
ciple of public arbitration of industrial dis
agreement that it will no doubt even sur
prise the ordinary delegate to the con-
Labor now in session at Scranton.
The lands under the Southern Cross
are the great scene of social, economic
and industrial experimentation. There,
indeed, if anywhere in the world, can we
find in actual operation those principles
of governmental conduct which the al
TRUSTS of politics tell US are needful to
the early establishment of the millennium
Old age pensions, public agencies for sup
plying employment to the individual, vir-
tual acceptance Of the George idea of the
naturalization of the land and enforced
arbitration are some Of the things which
we are told every day ought to be in
general operation, but which obtain to all
intents nowhere save in England's Aus
tralian colonies.
The inquiry naturally suggests itself
how it happens that the inflow of popu-
lation into South Australia does not pro-
coed faster Why does it remain still true
that this land of ours, with its happy-go-
lucky methods of adjusting the relations
of individuals toward each other and
toward the state continues to beckon to
its shores oppressed and struggling man.
kind Most of the measures advanced by
the sociologists and economists who be-
lieve in the benign influence Of state con-
troll are to be found repudiated In the
actual concerns of this people. Yet here
the lot of the workman is at least good
enough to prevent his too early depart
IRE for Australian lands in search OF
what he is told by those who are loudest
in their friendship for him is necessary
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
WEDNESDAY, DEC. IL, 1901.

Emma Goldman is after Roosevelt. She
showed her willingness to turn nimble
by trying to sell her knowledge Of her
own whereabouts to some enterprising
newspaper. She has an infinitely better
chance in that direction in her present
pursuit by hiring herself out to the he
publican national committee. If that
body favors Roosevelt's nomination it
will doubtless pay her big price to keep
after the rough rider.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Cloudy and cold Wednes-
day and Thursday; nortnerly winds.
Wisconsin-Cloudy and cold Wednesday
and probably Thursday; fresh northwest
erly winds.
The Dakotas-Clo and cold Wednes-
day and probably Thursday; northerly
winds.
Montana-Party cloudy Wednesday and
Thursday; variable winds.
Yesterdays Temperature
ST. Paul = Yesterdays observations.
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau. st. Paul. P. r. Lyons observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at o'clock
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
ature %; lowest temperature, 20; aver
age temperature, %; barometer, S0.0S;
humidity, IS; daily range, s.; precipitation,
o. p. M, temperature, 20; p. M,
wind northwest; weather, cloudy.
cri1 +2Dr1 foI1
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11

OF The high schools, shows an extraor-
binary rapid decrease as we reach the
higher grades and forces Upon us the
conviction that the sum total Of tho ed
ucatfon that the great majority of our
children can ever hope to receive is that
which they get in the lower graded
schools. To these, halliday sessions and
incomplete courses are a real misfortune.
All who have given this subject any
attention at all must realize that the
equipping of our lower grade schools so
that they may give the fullest time and
most complete course attainable to those
of our children whoshave no future edu-
cationai prospects beyond them, would
work ater good to a greater number
than the ! islGing of universities, or uni
versity extension, admirable as all that is.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-11
One More.

1t is announced that King Edward and
Queen Alexandra have approved the fol-
lowing verse being added to the British
national athem:
In perfect peace serene,
Keep Thou our gracious Queen,
With her abide;
May heavens own sunshine fair
Rest on her everywhere;
Hear Thus Thy peoples prayer,
God save the Queen
Still another stanze might be added,
something like this:
God save the Prince of Wales
And all the girls and males
Of royal line;
May our beloved Prince
From dangers never vince;
Grant all our prayerful hints,
Oh, Lord Benign.
That sort of thing could be indefinitely
continued, and would be, but for the fact
that authors Of other stanzas might in
jure their chances, in these states of ever
becoming SUCCESSORS to Ambassador
Choate in the Office wherein he finds a
minimum of labor and a maximum of
delight.-Brooklyn Eagle.