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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
When Love Laughed.

BY w. d. NESBIT Josh WINK.
Copyright 1901, by Daily Story Pub. Coz
1t is that | was in this country yet
some time when meet the fair Moran,
an she gave to me the smile OF well
come. Oh. no. M'sieu', it is not that |
make the flirt with her, but that am
given the introduce by the brave
Heiney Gruber, who makes the pretzel
at the place of the bakeshop. am
all the time gliding the frame OF the
pictures in my store. Yes. Heiney
bring to me the fair Norah, an say
that she wish to have me to make the
frame of the picture of her father, the
grand M'sieu' Patrick Dempsey.
Then it is that have ask Ma'mselle
Norah that l may call and make my
devoirs. An she make the smile OF
sweetness and say to me like this:
Sure thing"
So 1t is that l am often making the
COLL at the house of the Dempsey's.
An bye-an'-bye, the fair Norah she
begin to make me the frs name. An
her papa, he cannot like my frs name
in the French. You see. M'sieu', the
frs name which l have is that Of
Pierre, an the papa of Norah. he do
not like the French, nor can he make
the pronouncing as it shall be. so he
call me Perry"
Mon Dieu, they are awful, these
Americaine! The men! Not the wom-
en-! No. No.
So it come that have the track on
the inside Of the othair adorers of the
fair Norah. For why? All. Msieu.
you ask such a question? Have I not
the belle airs, the graces, the accom-
plishment, the charm of the true son
of la belle France? Have you not
seen it with your own eyes? Yes.
1t is thus, Msieu' l take the charm
ing Norah to the chowder party of her
fathers club an to the baseball game
an to the hossracing an to the opera.
But not so much to the opera as to the
drama. For Norah, she say that she
cannot make to like the singing of the
prime dome. No. No. 1t Is not that
she have not the divine love Of the
art, but she say that the dagoes get
too fresh nowadays anyway, an it Is
not to the good to give them the en-
couragement by spending the money
to get them to sing. Mais, certaine-
ment, M'sieu'. She call them all da-
goes. All, we'll. M'sieu', when you
have the experience of me with the
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

kings OF Irelan'. He look at noe IN
then at Norah, an then he laugh un.
til the walters all look to the table
Then he say:
Sure. We are two Of the young divll.
I must say. But 1t will be good ting
that we have all the frog-eatin' in the
family, so Perry, lad. you may have
her. an God forgive the trick we've
played on her poor OIL hungry daddy.
But are there any more Of thin Frinch
chickens in tn kitchen?"
So you see, M'sieu', 1t Is true that
the man of gallantry will fin' no OBJ
stacle too much to the greatness when
he have the grand passion in the heart
of him. An 1t is also true that the
Way to the heart Of the p'pa-in-law is
through the stomach. Yes, 1t is SO.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

he say "Begob, none of that will l
how in mine"
OF course, then my heart is to the
break utterly. An when l see Norah
she weep upon my shoulder so that
have to spend fifty cents with the tail
or to fix the coat once more. But you
know the proverb that true love make
the laugh at the locksmith. So he
also make the merrlment at the p'pa,
Listen, will tell it.
1t is Norah that have the inspira,
ton. An it is l that make the inspir-
alton the realty in action. frs have
the conference with Antoine, my
frien'. He is the chef at the Cafe
Franchise, an he say he will be mos
I honor to help me, an more than mos
happy to be of assistance to the fair
Norah. For he have seen her with
me at the little supper on occasions
Now, behold, the mex step is to ask
the ppa Patrick that he an Norah
take the petite dinner with me at the
Cafe Franchise. He say:
pure, IcIIy, ulC IVY. DuI, Icluclu-
Der, no frogs; just the plain dinner
of the Americans"
An so it come that he have the seat
of honor with me an Norah at the
table. An l tell him that we have the
fine spring chicken Of France. An he
eat of the fine spring chicken. Oh, he
eat with the mos heartiness. Yes.
Yes. He ask for more, an Antoine
himself bring the more an urge him
that he make himself eat to the full
of him. An at the last, he make the
chuckle an say:
Perry, they may not know much in
France, but, begob, they know how to
raise chickens, an how to fry thin,
too, bedad."
Then 1t is that am near to the fall
out. from my chair for the laughter
an Norah. she too is making the gig
gle. An when P'pa Patrick see the
laugh that we make he ask what the
joke is.
An Norah she smile an say:
"Oh, p'pa. dear, it is such a gran
joke on you. 1t is not the chicken, but
the leg of the frog that you have eat
en- so intensely"
Now. behold the nobility of the
M'seui Dempsey, who have often toll
me that he is from the line of the
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
peafne.. Cannon no Cured

BY local applications, us they cannot reach the
diseas ed portion OF the ear. There Is only one
way TO cure deafness, and that is by consti-
tutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an
infiamed condition OF the mucus lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is iniamed
Ing, and when 1t Is entirely closed deafness is
the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It's normal
condition, hearing will be DESTROYED forever;
nine cases out OF ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an iniiamed condition Of
the mucus surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
Sold py Druggists. 15c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
M'sieu' an make the speech with thu
praca Of only the true pentlaman An

M'sieu', an make the speech with the
grace Of only the true gentleman. All.
you should have seen me. M'sieu'.
When l pr'pose it is as the picture
from the fan of Vatican. for grace,
not for the garments, that is. Yes.
An Norah, she make the blush-oh,
the divine blush-an' she drop the eye
an say mus see the p'pa.
So I make the call upon M'sieu'
Patrick Dempsey at the Office Of him
self, where he sell the street paving
An tell to him of my great love that
I have for Norah. an he laugh at me.
Mon Dieu! He laugh the bitter laugh
what you call the boss laugh. Yes.
He say to me like this:
Perry. you are one dam fine boy,
but no daughter of mine shall make
the marry with man that eat the
frog leg. No, sare! Not on your life,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

While things were humming- In the
BATTLEFRONT of the New York Metro
politan Opera House one day last week
a section Of the ballet was called to the
lore to rehearse an Indian" ballet
There was nothing in the girls COS
tunes to indicate the character of the
dance, but as they came whooping ant
gyrating down the stage In front Of
Albertieri with their tin tomahawks
some one looking on remarked;
What? You got a Carrie Nation bal
let?" NO" said Albertieri YEARLY:
"Eet eez no 20 bad as Eat. Feet eei
only Indians"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01


County President OF w. G. T. o., Kansas
City, Mo.
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~ know whereof speak, for have
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through the use of Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and
for years have known dozens Of wo-
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and inflammation who are strong and
well to-day, simply through the use Of
your Compound. "-MRs. Ii. f. ROBERTS,
14O4 MCGEE St., Kansas City, Mo. =
$4,000 forfeit II aboos testimonial Is not genuine.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Pink
ham. She will understand your case
perfectly, and will treat you with
kindness. Her advice is free, and the
address is Lynn, Mass.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
Milling in Minnesota.

With its several hundred monster
mills Minnesota easily leads the coun'
try in its milling industry. The an
nual output Of. Minneapolis mills
amounts to over 100000 barrels, ant
the combined capacity of the states
mills is considerably over 100000 bar
rels a day. The Minneapolis mills are
the finest in the. world, and one sys'
tenn of five of them grinds about '2O,'
900 900 bushels, Of wheat year.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
Foundations in cities.

In Rhode Island S1.2 per cent OF the
population in 1900 lived in cities or
towns of 5000 inhabitants or more,
while this element also constitutes rs
per cent of the population in Massa-
chusetts, 685 per cent in New York,
61.2 per cent in New Jersey and 53.2
per cent in Connecticut.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
DiYeralOn.

There was an old cheesemonger ]
knew once who was fined for having g
lump of bacon fat stuck under the
profit side of his butter scales. l spoke
to HIM about it as delicately as ]
could. Il didn't ought to ha' done 1t
so clumsy, O. course" he said. But
you see my weights was all wrong, too,
and that might ha' meant imprison-
ment. So had to dwarf Suspicion.
London King.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
LOOK FOR THE BEST.

For convenience OF location, excellency OF ta.
BILE, up to date cooking and service Business
Men. Shoppers. Tourists. Siehtseers and
best in tho city ut popular prices. $500 per
day with bath 80. 5O) Don't allow yourself to
go astray, but let us prove to you, that for o
all. Take Electric Park Cars at Union Depot
direct TO our door.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
Hta Admiaai0n.

81 hear that you are engaged, Cold
thorp," said Sterlingworth. !, lis IL
time for congratulations" well, ]
won't acknowledge that replied the
happy young man, "but I'm about to
confer upon certain young lady tie
right to select my neckties for me-
Detroit Free Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

The latest census bulletin shows
that Chicago outclasses all the other
large cities in the number of deaths
from railroad accidents Its total for
til. census year Is 800, while the conf
b'ned total for nine other big cities 10
only 486.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

The mayor Of Buenos Ayres has Is
sued an order prohibiting those mu-
nicipal employees who handle the pub
lie funds from attending the races.
An investigation has shown that on
race days majority of the office
holders were not to be found at their
posts, but at the race track.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

MIRO. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
yor children teething softens the gums, reduces fn
Examination alays pain. cures wind collie Csc bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

A man has no business having
daughters, unless he can support sons
in-law.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

Somehow we feel sorry for woman
who is kissed by man with long
beard.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
MRS. H. T. ROBERTS,
Says to All Sick Women: "Give
Mrs. Pinkham q Chance, i
Know She Can Help You as
She Did Me-"

"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM: The world
praises great reformers their names
and flames are in the ears Of everybody,
and the public press helps spread the
good tidings. Among them all Lydia
=. Pinkham's name goes to posterity
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

What lot of affection a woman
can throw into her voice when she
asks a guest to have another biscuit!
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

The old fox is wariest of the young
dogs.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOws
Ifso, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow OF. package cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

Every loafer hangs around some
other man, who would otherwise work.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

WHEN YOU BUY STARCH
buy Defiance and get the best, l6 OF for
10 cents. Once used, always used.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

Americas cup looks suspiciously like
a schooner.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01

"I have the hand on my heart"
fair sex then you will know as do
how to please them. So it is that l
take her no more to the opera, but
rather to the show where the man
stick the Ratchet in the head of the
other man an the audience laugh to
the very much. Yes. An l buy the
ice cream an the sodywater. Oh,
M'sieu', when one is with the Romans
he mus make the Rome howl. Yes.
An so have adap myself to the cir
cumstance an thus win the heart OF
the adorable Norah.
Thus it is that one day I make to
her the questioning that she be my
wife. / have the hand on my heart
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-11-01
MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING,

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand and
one-third more for same money.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01
LOCAL NEWS.

a. A. Dean was in town yesterday.
womcn's rubbcrs at Coultcr's zoe.
d2o66spl
4. NJ. Ewing was here from the
Brazos bottom yesterday.
Franklin Bros. are the leaders for
refrigerated meats. ~
Hon. n. T.. Prince viii deliver an
address 40 the Central Texas fair.
See Williamson Bros new ship
mcnt Of fine buggics, phaotons, sur
rcys and rC wagons. PSI
Mrs. We n Wipprocht and chill
drcn have curuod from % month 5
visit Co relatives ut TcNarkaua.
when you buy a bottle Of whiskoy
from Taylor d Cos you get some
thing good. 2o9
a good many buildings have been
decorated for the fair and present q
ggla appearance.
iFsaIlLltn Bros. are prepared 20 on
all orders Tor beef, pork and all mar
ket products during fair week. 2s9
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

Season tickets for the Central Tex
as fair are on sale az the following
| places: Parks q Waldrop, Wilson
| jenkins Drug Co, NJ, IL, James,
/ Sanders Bros. a Co, Thomas q Hun
/ ter, Or. McD0ugald. These tickets
| sell az q dollar each and and admit
| the purchaser 90 the fair grounds at
/ will during the entire three days of
| the fair, but are not good for the
night performance. ~
Mr.. and Mrs. Julius Levy have re-
turned from a visit % the san Anto-
MO fair
There will bee about fifty nice cakes
ON sale at the residence of Mrs. T.. r..
Parks ON Saturday, November ., un-
der the auspices Of the Ladies' Aid
Society Of the Baptist church. Par
ties wishing cake will do we'll 10
place their orders at once with Mrs.
Parks. 3sj
G. 4. Nichols, Of Houston, was
here yesterday representing the
Chronicle, Of that city, and gave the
Eagle "A call.
Franklin Bros. have an abundance
of cold storage meats ON hand for
fair week. You will be waited on
promptly at either OF their big mar
kets aud get just what you want. 80
julie Allen, the popular barber, is
now al the Exchange Hotel barber
shop, where he will be- pleased %
see all his old customers aud a. many
new ones as will come. Three chairs.
Three expert BARRIERS. No waiting.
30 Dan j. Ford, Prop.
Just Received, California Wheat
inc. finest most delicate and deli
cious breakfast food. Made I'm san
Francisco, of soft white wheat.
Cooks in 10 minutes. Try IL. Not
mushy, a flake. Kernole Bros, Cole
Bros. 2gi.
"Silver Crown. cigars; the best
Cigar YOU ever smoked. Send $3.50
20 the Littman Cigar Factory, Aus
tn, and YOU will get 100 Express
prepaid, or 500 for box OF 90. You
will want them again. i-i-02
Readers Of the Eagle will confer
favor by reporting the names and
places OF residence of their visitors
TO the office 10y phone or otherwise,
especially from now until after the
fair.
Tyler Haswell has just received a
complete stock of decorative ma
terial, fancy tissue, festoons, etc,
especially ordered for fair parade.
Special low prices offered. 81
Little Havana" small but good.
Send 1915 aud get box OF 100 Express
paid. Littman Cigar Factory, Aus
tin. l-l-O2
New maple syrup In glass syrup
pitchers, aud a variety ofnew canned
goods at Cole Bros. 2s6
Under Two Flags" at the opera
house November will be one Of the
best attractions OF the season.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01
Opera House.

Manager Mike has arranged for n
splendid weeks attraction during
fair week. The Curtiss comedy com
pany with band aud orchestra will
appear at the opera house Monday,
aud Saturday nights and Saturday
matinee, and Tuesday, "Wednesday
Thursday nights AZ the fair grounds.
TINS company is considered one Of
the very best popular priced attrac-
tions on the road and will present
all their plays with special scenery.
A first class band and superb orches-
viii furnish music at the daily con-
certs and between the acts NJ each
perfoJssance. The prices az the
opersp'house will be- IL, 70 and 10
cents and on Monday night any
lady accompanied by a person with
ono'paid reserved seat ticket will be-
admitted free. Seats are now on
sale at the pOstofiice and should be
reserved In advance.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

AZ Howell Bros; fresh home made
cake every Saturday. Orders taken.
II. G.. Robinson went 20 Waco yes
torday.
Household furniture for sale. APP
ply 10 Mrs. Geo. X. Tabor. 2sj
Mr.. and Mrs. George Echols were
visitors 10 the city yesterday.
r.. j. sawyer gave the Eagle a call
while iu town yesterday.
-. clolea alfalfa hay at G. +.
Aoorc.. Prices al right. d2'o
Mr-. J. A. steele, Mrs. r. +. VIII
liams and Knox Williams were here
from Millican yesterday
incest and best line Of writing
paper iu the city at McDougald' 5
drug store. DIFF
Only three days more TO get ready
for the fair. Are your premises and
alleys cleaned mp
All drinks served tastefully and
artistically at Taylor 4 CoX's Buck
horn saloon. 2,g
Capt. Tom Sanders aud W. Mack
Sanders were here from Mumford
yesterday.
New vehicles and harness at VIII
Hanson Bros. 2-6
Services at the Christian church
Sunday with preaching by the pas
tor, Rev. Jewell Howard.
Just received q new car 81 the colo-
brated "Albatro-s" and queen Bee
flour by Cole Bros. 2,6
The street sprinkler has proved q
great success ia knocking out the
dust
when YOU want 30 cool of and
enjoy life seek your favorito rosott
and call for Falstaif bottle beer. Siri
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. NJ. Lawrence
have returned from the San Antonio
fair.
Childreu's rubbers at Coulter's.
d2Sj&spl
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

A committee was out yesterday
raising funds for the entertainment
of the BRACES Valley Medical Asso-
citation which meets in Bryan Now
I ember 18th and 18th.
Taylor q Cox invite one and all TO
call on them for flrst-class wines,
liquors and cigars. $50
Harry Citing, the agent OF the Cur
tiss Comedy company, is in the city
arranging for the appearance Of his
company at the opera house next
week. Mr.. Etting will make a tour
Of the city, leaving tickets az each
house. These tickets are good for
Monday night only, and will admit
any lady 10 seat free If she Is accom-
panied by person with one paid re-
serve seat ticket. Any lady who
fails 10 receive one Of these tickets
at home can secure one at the re-
serve seat sale free Of charge.
Mems rubbers at Coulter's, Doc.
d2s6&spl
Capt. J. j. Adams, tax collector,
has just returned from visit to
Kurten, Edge and Macy. He "a
the people ls.fve their crops gathered
and are getting ready to come TO
the fair.
Taylor q Cox keep G.. II. Mumm's
Extra Dry Champagne and Scupper-
nong wine; also James T.. Pepper a
Cos Sour Mash Whisky. No bet
ter distilled. 20
Allen Academy is preparing for
horseback parade Tuesday, but ow-
lug 10 the large number Of boarding
students and the heavy demand on
the livery stables, some trouble is
experienced in securing mounts.
Friends Of the Academy who can do
30, will greatly oblige the boys by
lending them horses for two hours.
II you can spare horse notify the
principals.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01
A CORRECTION.

4 report has gained currency that
articles on exhibition az the Central
Texas Fair will not be adequately
protected. This is a great mistake.
Guards will patrol the grounds aud
buildings night and dav. At night
alter 10 o'clock the exhibit hall will
Dee locked and everybody excluded,
and the buildings guarded. Every
article will bee absolutely safe Very
respectfully, W. >. Howell.
.-n NnrrlInrN.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01
Cake Cooking Contest.

Those who will participate in the
cake cooking contest for the range
offered by Cole Bros will please re-
port their names 10 them by Satur-
day afternoon. The cakes 10 be
cooked are as follows: Plain white
Loaf, Angel Food. Cocoanut, Cara
mel, Chocolate and Marshmallow
Cakes. 2Sj Cole Bros.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

Going calling? II so, take box
Of Huyler's candy. It's the best. diff
Give your orders for refrigerated
meats 10 Franklin Bros. during fair
week. They have a sufficient force
OF skilled meat cutters TO keep up
with the extraordinary demand. 2S9
VIII Taliaferro left for New Or
leans yesterday 10 attend Tulane
medical college. He expects 70 COM
plete his course in one year.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

Williamson Bros. have Just re-
ceiycd a large shipment Of buggies,
phaetons, surreys and road wagons.
Fresh barrel pickles, mixed and
plain, just received az Cole Bros ~
Electric light lamps at p cents
each nc Myers hardware store. 2s7
j. W. Gees restaurant, in the Zen
natti block, is prepared TO serve Wis
itors TO the city with good meals at
% cents; lunches 10 cents. Fresh
fish and oysters always on hand.
Lodging 20 cents. 81
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01
Fair-Rain- Rubbers

Winter is at hand and We have
boughta big stock Of rubbors, rub
Der boots and mackintoshes. Buy
your rubbers now, before winter sets
in. We have children's, women's
and misses also arctic rubbers. Call
now before the fair rush.
d2s6Sspl J. w. Coulter.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

Sanders Bros. & Co. have a fine
pen of turkeys, and ask the public to
call on them for turkeys for the fair
and for Thanksgiving. 2S7
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-11-01

Wanted-A few boarders. Apply
to Mrs. +. r. Johnson. PSI
Buy your toll articles. etc, at
McDOugald's drug store. dtf
fyou want your buggy made new
take Il TO Minkert a Loughrldge. Il