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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

The passport A-At-Tsecw, continues
20 admit many new members 10 NIL.
waukrp's Independent Oricr ~ lnhu'
cnRa Victims,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

Boston IL much concerned lest the
duke and duchess Of York may think
the baked beans the yeat In a Cana
dian lumber camp We're the real thing.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

Chicago janltors talk OF going on a
strike. The Idea OF these great beings
wanting anything and asking for II
will be new to most people.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

The next time a naval battle Ia
fought Uncle Same ought to know
enonVh to send a cinematograph fleet
with the attacking squadron.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

He was spirited away. you say7"
said Giliersleeve 10 sterlingworth.
That was about II. They got him
drunk and carried him on. Detroit
Free Press.
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Corbctt says no ls a paupcr Even
In the hour ol his poverty he docs not
forget that talk II cheap,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

To learn the worth Of mans religion.
do business with hin. -Aphorlsma and
Refe.,tlona.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

Professional saints are very tireuomc
pcople. Amateur ninncrs are much
more interesting .-Casiing ~ Nets
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

Seth Low declares he Ia ready 10
meet TammAny. but TammAny 10 likely
~ keep on saying nothing
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

The actress who refuses 90 be
spanked Is now dividing public at,cu-
don with Czolgoak
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A Chicago divine says that there will
Re a great many more women than
men In heaven. This Will be- unpleasant
news for many good women.
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TOT CAUSES NIGHT ALARM.

'One nigh, my brothers baby was
taken with Group" writes Mrs. J, c
Snlier. ~ Crllttnlcn. Ky 1t seemed
Il would sirlngic before VIZ could get
4 doctor, - we gave Il Dr. Kings New
Discovery. which gave 1uick relief and
nrrmantntlv cured Il. We always keep
% IN the house TO prJ,cc, our children
from Group ani whooplng cough II
CURED me n a chronic bronchial trouble
that m other remedy would rclicFc"
fnrnllhle ror coughs colds. throat md
lung troubles i0c ana 81 co. Trial tot
tics free a, Harta Drugstore
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Close scrutiny ~ Mr. Cookers knees
falls 90 reveal any tendency TO wobblc
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"Uncle Tom. what Ia charltyT
Charity. Tommy Is finding good ex-
cuses for the faults OF people we don't
like. ."-DetrOit Free Press.
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Advertising rates can be had on ap-
pncatisn to the business manager.
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Dogs are assessable In Minnesota,
but in fourteen counties the assessors
failed 10 find any. Have the CANNES
Joined the tax-dodgers?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

a poe; may he a good companion, but
80 far ~ kndw. ne Il even the worst
Of fathers DIR and l.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-10-04

Rules ~ grammar cannot give ~ a
mastery ~ language. rules ~ rhetoric
cannot make ~ eloquent. rules NJ con-
duct cannot make IA good --Aphorsma
and RpnectiDua
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All tralns make close connection al
uoble with all Northern Pacific Irainb
TO and from the East and aouni points
]. c, MAYO,
uenl Freight and Passenger AEent.
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"A FEW
INTERESTING
FACTS

When people are contemplating .
Trip. whether on business or pleasure,
lhey naturally want the best Ssrvico
obtalnable as far as speed, comfort ana
aafety Ia concerned. Employees OF the
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES are
paid TO serve the public and our trains
are operated 30 az TO make close con-
nectons with dlvergInE lines at all
junction points
Pullman Palace Sleeping and Chair
Cars on through trains.
Dining car service unexSelled, Meals
served a Ia carte.
In order 10 obtain the frst-class ser
Vice, ask the ticket agent to sell you
Ticket over..,..,..".
The Wisconsin Central Lines
and you will make direct connections
at 81. Paul for Chicago, Milwaukee and
all points East.
For any further information call on
any ticket agent, or correspond with
JAS. c. POND, Gen. Pass. Ag't.
or JAS. A. CLOCK, Milwaukee, Wis.
General Agent,
THE CHICAGO a. NORTHWESTERN
RAILWAY. w
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Leave

Depot. Firth and
Leave Strevta Arrive
Overland Express
Trains for Salem.
RoscburE, Ash.
land. Sacramento.
'I'1O pm Ogden. San Fran. '0.iS am
elaco. Mojaye. Loa
Angeles. ~ Paao,
$50 am New Orleans and 100 pm
the East.
At woodhurn
daily exccp, sun.
day). morning
train conneeta with
train for Aft. An.
sci, sllycrton.
rownaVtlle,
Springfield. and
Na,ron. and even.
inE train for Mt.
Angel and Silver
ton.
llI:SO a. IN Corvallis pAasen- $3.50 pm
ger.
llt'5o PM sheridan paSacn- ls.ssa. m
ger.
'DAily, lDally sxcept Sunday.
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THY LIVE BY CRIME.

Total eos; Of cup defense ,M755,OOC
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
DAILY.
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Sent by mail, per year, in advance, $500
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$50 an,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
BENWooD.
Jews Notes of Interest From the
City of Mills.
The NJ. E. Picnic.

The NJ. e. Sunday school has made
quite extensive preparations for their
annual picnic to be given on Thursday
at Jims run, and the site chosen Is
enlinently fitted for the event. The
Sunday school of the M. e. Church at
McMechen has been invited to partici-
pate in the affair, and quite number
have accepted. The committee in
charge of the affair has arranged the
av..owing programme for the day:
The school will meet at the NJ. r.
Church at s: 80 and take the nine o'clock
car; 10 a. m, reading of the Declare
ton of independence by c. e. Goodwin;
singing, America" patriotic address
by the Rev. ]. W. Engle, Rev. e. L.
Meadows and Rev. G. w. Bent; sing
Ing, THE Star Spangled Banner" Il
M, dinner; D. M, base ball game be-
tween two picked mines; p. M, potato
race; sack race; old style Copenhagen
In which all the old folks will take
part. The remainder of the day will
then be devoted as the young people
may desire. The class of II. M. Stew
ant will have charge OF the refreshment
stand.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30

after an extended visit here with rela-
tives. Mrs. Schultz and daughter will
return later.
Miss Hattie Voegtly was at Wheeling
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Braunlich re-
turned home Tuesday from East Liver
pool and Pittsburg. where they spent a
week with relatives.
Chas. Hartlieb, of Warrington, is Wis
iting his parents at this place.
Prof d. T. Williams and Miss SADIE
r. w. Pope, at Woodsfield, O., Tues
day.
Mrs. Sam Lenkard and daughter re-
turned to'their home at Wheeling Sun
day, after spending several weeks in
town, the guest of Miss Rena Noll.
Sam fisher, of Moundsville, spent
Sunday with his mother, Mrs. Lou
fisher
Misses Clara and Jessie Neuen-
scnwander and George Kast were visit
ing friends near Darlington, O., We'd
nesoay.
Hiss Zona Muhleman returned home
Thursday from an extended trip to Bel
laire, Bridgeport and Quaker City.
Mrs. Hoskinson spent several days
with relatives at Darlington, o.
Jacob Fraley and Miss Anna Seamon,
of Wheeling, were married at the home
of the bride, on Wednesday, and left
that day to visit the Buffalo Exposition.
They will make their home in this vi
cinity
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
LAZEARVILLE,

LAZEARvIILE, W. VA. June 2e.~
Miss Edna Brindley is visiting relatives
in Steubenville, O.
Died.-The infant child of Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Billensy, on Friday at noon
of pneumonia and spinal meningitis.
The sympathy of all is extended to the
bereaved parents and friends.
Miss Annie Lawyer was calling on
Miss Kate Brownlee Thursday.
Mrs. Dave BUGGY is on the sick list.
K. Humes was business visitor at
Pittsburg, Pa, Wednesday.
Mrs. P. Duffy and daughters. Misses
Nora and, Julia, were shopping at
Wheeling this week.
Irwin P. Doolittle is in New York on
a business trip.
Mrs. Fowler spent Friday with her
mother, Mrs. Kenna.
John Elson, Jr., was a Sunday visitor
VITA home friends.
Miss Elizabeth Magee was calling on
Miss Della Brownlee Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex. Heinz. Of Bril.
liant, visited their son. John carey,
sovr Sunday.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
ing the coming week to what was known

ing the coming week to what was known
as the Mcdonald property, on Main
street, just above Seventh, which was
recently purchased by Mrs. Newton.
The Misses Cora and Almeta Reilly
of Floral Home, have returned home
after a visit with friends here.
Don't forget the big Picnic on the
Wheeling Fair Grounds, July 4th.
A report has reached this city that
Mr.. Friend Norvell, formerly of this
", but now of Scranton, Pa, and Miss
Mary Springer, of this city, were quiet
ly married at Buffalo several days ago.
The Riverside had a force of men at
work yesterday repairing the tanks on
North Marshall street.
Louis and ,,Ailiam Hardy, who have
been engaged in farming on Middle
Grave creek, have given up their farm
and returned to this city and will work
in the mill.
A number of persons who went to
Steubenville on the steamboat excursion
Friday were unfortunate enough to miss
the boat on the return trip and were
forced to remain in that city until yes
terday morning.
uS ucN uuiOn vi ZIG DdIDC al ltAiG
city is flourishing and the outlook is
very bright
Last evening the young ladies of the
St. Matthew'S German Church gave a
very successful social in the City Hall.
The Iriquois Club will dance at the
Blue Ribbon hall on Wednesday even
ing. Prof. Kline will play.
The Slavs will give a dance al the
Blue Ribbon hall on the Fourth. They
will begin to dance at about 2 o'clock
in the afternoon and will keep it up all
night The affair will be attended by
the majority of that nationality in this
vicinity.
Miss Ella Hall, of Marshall street, IS
confined to her home ill.,
John Arndt, of Marshall street. has
accepted position as drummer with the
Ward. Mackey Company, of Wheeling.
A foreigner employed at the lower
mill was Frustrated with the heat yes
terday.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
CAMERON.

CAMERON, ". VA, June &c. W.
Moore made a BUSINESS trip to Man.
nington Thursday.
Geo. Howard and family went to
Pittsburg Thursday to visit friends and
relatives at that city.
Ruben Jones and wife, of Grafton, are
visiting relatives at this place.
J. T. Francis, of Moundsviile. was in
town Thursday on business.
J. z. Chase, JE. Wayman, W. F.
Thomas and Perry Menear, all Of this
place, went to New Freeport, to organ
ize new lodge Knights of Pythias at
that place.
E. w. Fitzgerald went to Cincinnati,
Ohio, Thursday, in an answer to a mes
sage received from his son, ]. B. Fitz-
gerald, at that city.
Miss Edith Knox, of Warrington, is
the charming guest of Miss Ada Stidger.
c. II. Callahan has returned from a
business trip to Waynesburg, Pa.
John Dowler, living a short distance
east of Cameron, is reported as being
in very critical condition.
Arthur Jones went to Cincinnati, O.,
Thursday, on pleasure trip.
Louis Goodman has purchased lot No.
10 from the Cameron Improvement Co.
A new boy arrived at the home OF
Rev. G.. H. Shannon Thursday, in South
Cameron.
The lawn fete has been postn.ned I'M
til Tuesday, July I'd, at the Presbyterian
Church.
Mrs. Chas. King was in Wheeling
shopping Thursday.
The Grey well No. was shot Thurs
day. and its production was substan-
italy increased.
Mrs. Bud Cain and Miss Lizzie How
ard, of Loudensville, were shopping in
town Thursday.
John Weidman, of McMechen, was in
town on business Friday.
The remains of Mr.. Robert Crawford
were taken to Wheeling Fri-ay and laid
to rest in the Peninsula cemetery.
Mrs. A. F. Francis Is visiting ne:
parents at Moundsville
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30

CLARINGTON. Ohio. June "a M,
Maude Brooks. of Sistersville, was IT,
guest OF Miss Minnie LIE Baron for
few days the past week.
Mrs William Handenschield ana
granddaughter, Misses Chapman ana
Gilbert, of New Martinsville. were Wis
fting friends in town and vicinity las
week
Mr.. Ben Wilson is home from M
Union College for the summer yaca.
tioc.
Miss Anna Case. of Wheeling. was IN,
day.
Hugh Rea died at his home hen
wednesday of consumption, after an N
ness of a few months. The funeral ser
vice was held Friday at 10 a. m.
Mr.. S. F. Rose returned Friday even.
ing from Steubenville. where he had
gone to serve as one OF the hoard OF
mental examiners for cadetship Of thh
district
"Broncho Biz will lecture in the Oh.
era House Saturday evening. June %. on
his twenty-five years experience on the
Western plains as cowboy and scout.
Mr.. George Rose. of Wheeling. speni
last Sunday at his home here.
Mrs. L. Hayward and children re-
turned home to Bellaire Wednesday. af
ter short visit to friends in the coun
try.
There is a case of scarlet fever III
town. Miss Carrie Daugherty berry the
victim. 1t Is hoped the disease may not
spread, although the city board OF
health has not strictly Guaranteed the
house.
Rev. c. B. Henthorn, OF Salem. Ohio.
attended the funeral of his nephew.
Hugh Rea, Friday.
Mr.. John Zorn and wife. of Wheeling.
are the guests of friends here.
Mrs. Mary Seal, of Sistersville. is Wis
iting her friends, Capt. and Mrs.
Thompson. of this place.
Mr.. Thomas Cain has sold the Cain
House TO Mr.. George Johnson, and will
give possession August 1.
Mr. Walter Johns, of Ptttsburg, Il
snending a few days at his old home
here.
The NJ f. Sunday school will picnic
at Cresap's Grove July .. Schools In the
vicinity and neighboring towns have
been invited and 1t is expected that
large crowd will attend.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
A Covered Cart wanted.

Since the beginning of the recent
warm weather considerable complaint
has been made concerning the method
In use by the contractor for removing
garbage and other refuse. An ordin-
airy cart is used for the purpose, and
its presence can be ascertained a block
away by the fetid condition of the at
mcsphere. 1t has been suggested that
Council request the contractor to Sc
sure a covered watertight vehicle, and
4 he does not comply, compel him to do
;o, as with the present vehicle the city
IS forced to inhale this vile gas as the
cart passes down the streets.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
NEWPORT.

NEWPORT. Ohio, June 29.-Jannie
Morrison, D. A. Stewart and DR.. War
rem attended the races at Marietta on
Thursday.
Mrs. REGARD. who has been absent
some time, returned \, ednesday, and is
with her son, o. S. REGARD
The picnic given by the Art League,
in Greenwood's Grove. on Thursday
afternoon was a garnd success. Each
lady brought one invited guest and in
all there were about sixty present The
eatables were fine and the gentlemen
voted the League success in the cook
Ing line. Mr. and Mrs. J. Greenwood
have the hearty thanks of the club for
the use of their grounds and also for
their assistance in entertaining the
guests.
John Smith and wife were visiting
D. A. Dye and wife at Marietta on Tues
day and Wednesday.
Mr.. John Hadiey is building new
porch to his house on the hill.
Mrs. Vic Dye. of Marietta. is the guest
of Mrs. Rob. Mechling this week.
II The Village improvement Association
me1 on Monday afternoon. They are
cleaning some OF the weeds out of the
streets, and planting some flowers.
Kathryn Sellew. Of Newport, KY, il
visiting relatives here.
The little son OF Chas. Greene had his
arm broken last week.
| Mrs. Cole and daughter, who have
been visiting here for some time, left
saturday night for their home In
Rochester. Pa
Mrs. Monroe Greenwood adm daugn-
ter. WiIIet. returned Saturday from a
Visit to Bridgeport.
Miss Ellen Gale returned Wednesday
lfterI visit to ff1en6s ID Rarkersbnrg
Fred Kerr wes q =. Mays On hust.
e.A Tueodoy. . ~ IA
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There viii Be no q fver the 4 IS
& G. railroad beforA xday, al fhai
road was greatly ID by tieI 81
we're storm OF the ri hack II ,nc
in from Spencer 1astl ng. brihd ;ne
the mail and a couple ssengersI
Quarantine has becky moved nm
Mrs. Sarah Eleming's all kkey Moukr rs
houses, all the cases of sm3l pox uJere
having fully recovered. rs new Jses
have developed and all theold ones hre
SO well there is now no moe DANCED III
infection.
Mrs. Frank Cooper, who rs been
iting friends in Marietta ana on Wsh-
ington's Bottom, is expected home 81
urday.
Mrs. ]. T. Watts was unable to "a 4
Catlettsburg to the missionary meethf
so Miss Sallie Emrick went in.her PIX
Mrs. ]. A. Mcintosh and Mss MildpA
aPrk were the other representathk
who went from here. leaving Thurssk
on the 1920 train.
Virgil Nash left Tuesday for HDn1
tington, where he will be bin clerk 4
the o. R. R. Office. Frank Flema 3
takes his place in the Office here.
Prof. w. L. MCGOWAN has receiy.d
and accepted the position ofprincial
of the State Normal school at West LII
erty. The trustees of our sclpol haze
not yet elected any one to take Prf.
McCowan's place as principl of OR
schools. He has been here bout Tn
years and has given satisfaction in hs
work and made many friends who VIII
be sorry to have him leave.
Mrs. A. T. Keeney received word lat
evening of the serious illness; of he
mother, Mrs. H. Haworth, of Iuntin-
ton, formerly of this place.
Mrs. E. w. Brown will ente,tain th
Echo club in her beautiful hone abop
town Tuesday evening Of merit weel
The meeting will be devoted to a stud
of the writings of Eugene Fled.
Miss Rachel Brown has been sepndinl
this week the guest of Miss Harriet
Smith.
Misses Laura and Minnie Morgan ex
pect to leave Monday on the Queer
City for trip to Pittsburg ami return
via river.
Mrs. J. H. Wetzel and Mrs Franl
Wolf and children returned Thursda,
from a two weeks visit in Coyington
Ky.
Mrs. W. e. Hoyt has been quite sicl
for few days the past week.
Mrs S. Britton left "Wednesday 70
Fairmont to visit her daughter, Mrs
R. F. Fleming.
Mrs. Narcissa Wells Stairs has jus
died, after few days illness. she wa
a daughter of Ephraim Wells, deceased
formerly of this place. and sister of til
late Judge Brown. She leaves or
daughter, Mrs. E. Mckinley, and wv
sons, Campbell and Straube Stairs, a
well as hosts of friends who knew an
loved her. The time of funeral has nc
yet been fixed. She was member {
the Christian church and well know
for her goodness.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
SARDIS.

tSARDIS, o., June 29.-Frank Dunlap
of Sistersville, was a business caller
here yesterday.
III. c. Thompson maze business trip
to Bellaire Tuesday.
Misses Minnie Humphrey and Birdie
Stewart were visiting friends at New
Martinsville Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. William Humphrey lef
Wednesday for their home at Wheeling
They were accompanied by the latter's
sister, Miss Addie Anderson.
Misses Alice Price and Margaret An.
gus ere visiting friends at Sistersville
last Monday.
Miss Louise Deter as 1c Ne Martins.
vile last Saturday.
Mrs. May. of tMatamoras. is visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Robert Work. thi,
week.
d. Caldwell is registered at TIE ST
Elmo this week.
Miss Minnie Sulsburger returned II
her home at Woodsfeld. O., this week
after visiting her cousins. the Misses
Edna and Louise Deter. for a few
weeks
James Bowen. of New MartinsdlIe
was visiting friends here on Friday
Harry McAdoo, OF Miller's Run visit
ed his brother. DIR. McAdoo, here on
Wednesday.
Miss Eva Nesbitt, of New Martins.
vile, visited friends here last SUNDAY.
Mrs w. D. Moore, of Parkersburg Il
visiting friends here this week.
John Harmon left Friday for Barnes.
vliie. mere ne Ill visit friends for a few
days.
E. D. Thompson. who is wort;n~ :,
Granville. was at home few days thi,
NE Shaw. Of Akron. was Z businer,
caller here this week.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
HANNIBAL.

HANNIBAL, O., June 29.-S. r. Len
kard who is resticating at Buckhill
Bottom, o.. as a guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
e. P. Anshutz, was in town Tuesday.
Mrs. Kast and daughter returned
home from Cleveland Saturday, after an
extended visit with relatives in that
city. They were accompanied home by
her son, George Kast, Of Cleveland.
Lieut.. E. H. Shultx. returned to his
home at Nav London. Conn. THURSDAY.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30
Benwood Briefs.

w. S. Leach and Robert Fox will
spend to-day the guests of friends at
Darlington
Miss Nellie, daughter OF Oficer
yost, Is confined to the family home
u.
The marriage of Mr.. Joseph Nolte,
Of Wheeling. and Miss Julia Kennedy.
ct this city. y announced to take place
1he postoince VIII Is removed dur
The suburban citizen., 1901-11-09
nener,s pnllr Constltutlonal.

AS is well known, Admiral Dewey
was assigned to the Asiatic Squad.
ron at his own request He believed
that the confining desk work as Chief
of the Bureau Of Equipments in the
Light House Board was making in
roads upon his health. He used tc
take his meals at the Metropolitan
Club, corner of Seventeenth and II
streets, in Washington, exactly one
block from his Office. The menu was
choice but Dewey complained to his
friends that his digestion was not the
best.
"You must eat less" was the sug.
gestion some one volunteered.
That's just it," replied the future
hero Of Manila, "but you see 1 can't
dispense with my evening walk after
office hours, and this sharpens my
appetite"
shorten your tramp, then" was
the admonition.
Cant, very WELL" responded
Dewey.
"Why so; how much of walk do
you takeY
"From my Office to the club" was
Dewey's reply,-Philadelphia satur-
day Evening Post.
The suburban citizen., 1901-11-09
"Hennory Eggs -

On the front Of a retail establish
ment not far from the Boston public
library, is a sign that reads, Hen
merry Eggs" This is not the name OF
the proprietor No. They don't spell
Henry" with two ms" and an extra
sc" in Boston, you know. 1t is mere
ly an intimation that eggs Of the gen
uine sort are for sale within. They
are not incubator eggs, nor storage
eggs, nor eggs for campaign purposes
They're the kind Of eggs that you have
paved around in the haymow to find.
and felt like cackling when you found
them. They are hennery eggs with an
eloquent accent on the hen.
And yet, who knows? All eggs are
more or less a mystery You can't
depend on signs Even a Boston chen.
merry egg" may not be all it's cracked
up to be.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.