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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03
CHICAGO MARKETS.

Chicago, July 2.-Advices from France
reporting damage to crops there, caused
a rise of hd@sc to-day in wheat; Sep
TENDER corn closed ssGAc higher; oats.
1ac higher. Provisions closed weak, Be
to 22iac lower, the latter September pork
The leading futures ranged as follows.
Opening. Highest. Lowest. Closing.
Wheat, No. p
July ....64M 64A 81 6phd6i1,
Sept ...e57sae5% 6Gs e5S Sc a66
Corn. No. p
July ....4Sska44 ASH 4sM 49,
Sept .....i5i4G457s 479s 45h Al
OATS No. p
July ......H 27ssG27ih % 27As
Sept ..27IkG27l4 24%d245s 27lk Za.d27.
Mess pork, per barrel
July ...Sl4 40 IA IS Si4 27ik 81 3-lt
Sept %. A7O l47O f445 A524
Lard. per 100 pounds
July 50 .. go. so
Sept 80. 62i4 s62ls $50 50
Short ribs, per 100 pounds
July 90. s7ih 500 797z 7@a
Sept .... 8 10 $40 sos SOB
Cash quotations weresas follows. Flour
dull and easy; No. 3 spiing wheat 5sH
CSC. No. 2 red. 65l06jhc; No. 2 corn
i5stc. No. yellow. fii4aBMc. 30. ? oats,
2Aci No. white 3i4e. 40. : white
2si4u3l&e. No 2 rye. ne good fsedlnf
barley f2d5ie; No. ] fiaK seed, SIS. y"
] Northwestern, fls. prime timefl
seed W1nf36i mess pork per bauf'
80 250itfo. Lara. per 90 pounds. Na.s4
f.t4. short riba sides iioofei NwH1 =.
dry sailed shoulders fboKeJ. ~ t.nl
short rlesr siGes oD0zodl $685.
whisky basis q bigh wines. ~,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

Fort Gaines, missing
Special Texas Rainfall Reports.7-Hous-
ton, trace; Huntsville, IA; Longview,
trace.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
Local and General News of Ships
and Shipping.

and Shipping.
There is considerable activity at both
the Ocean Steamship and the Merchants
and Miners wharves az present. The move
ment consists largely of miscellaneous
freight. Lumber is moving North free
ly, however. and there are several stray
lots of cotton Also awaiting shipment.
Most of this will Dot be ready to forward
until the bagging is put in better oondi-
ton.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

Augusta, Macon, Atlanta,
Athens, montgomery, Co
% Wpm lumbus, Birmingham. Am-"7 00am
lericus, Albany, Eufaula
and Troy
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03
IN Southern
ON Railway

Trains arrive and depart Savannah on
soth meridian time-one hour slower than
city time
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03
DadWay's
u Pills

Purely vegetable, mild and fellable.
Cause perfect Digestion. complete absorp-
tion and healthful regularity. For .he
cure of all disorders of the Stomach,
Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous
Disaa saa
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

Schedule EHective June 26, 1901.
TO THE NORTH AND EAST.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03
BosLEY SAYS DRINK WATER.

H. b. Boyer,
Local Forecast Omcial.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

$40 0opm Guyton accommodation s. 00am
BETWEEN SAVANNAH AND TYBEE.
Standard Goth meridian) time. one hour
slower than Savannah city time.
LEAVE SAVANNAH.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

Sundays only, TBS a. M, 900 a. M, 100
a. M, 2:SO p. M, 4:20 p m. 800 p. M, TAO
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

So OopmI Dover, Statesboro, Still-s1 SOam
more and Bruton.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-03

| Daily.l Daily.
mo. 34.lNo. So.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

While living at his home at Hartford,
Conn, Mark Twain was one morning deep
in the composition of some humorism from
which he expected good DEAL when he was
called to the telephone. He told the servant
to receive the message and bring it to him,
but in few moments was informed that the
party at the other end of the wire wanted
him. Provoked at the interruption, Mark
went to the telephone, and, after "helloing"
for some time without an answer, he used
some language not generally seen in print,
but which was certainly picturesque. While
thus engaged he heard an answer in aston
ished tones and recognized the voice Of an
eminent divine whom he knew very well.
SIS that you, doctor?" questioned Mr.: Glenn
ems. 81 didn't hear what you said. My but
Ter has been at the telephone and said he
couldn't understand you"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

My drive wheel is a silent clutch
wheel, but those who have none can
use an old mower wheel, as illustrat.
ed, with a ratchet wheel on the shaft.
An old pinion would make fair sub
stitute for the ratchet. The catch
lever is boxed loosely to the shaft
and connected with the pumping rod.
The speed can be changed by hav-
ing two or more holes in the lever.
This device changes the reciprocal
motion into circular by means of old
castings which can be found on every
farm. 1t will not do to use piston
on windmill for such purpose, az
1t is liable to stop on the dead GEN.
ter" then when the wind freshens the
result would be to smash things un.
less some one were there to start II
past the center. But with the ratchet
appliance it needs no watching. The
churn always starts when the wind
moves the windmill. The upward
stroke alone does the work. The
momentum Of the heavy iron whee
keeps up motion during the dowr
stroke. There is no good excuse fol
churning by hand and letting the
wind fly past.-E. C. Bennett, in Farm
and Home,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
TIMELY DAIRY NOTES.

Great care should be had in driving
up COW.
A great many spoiled udders can
be traced to carelessness in driving
up.
Buttermilk is very beneficial in
many kinds of stomach troubles, and
is healthful for everyone.
Don't expect your mich COW to
furnish her quota of milk and butter
II she be left to hustle with the rest
of the stock. If she is to do her
best she must be fed regularly and
well, and must be protected from the
cold storms and sudden changes Of
winter. Winter milking don't pay
unless the COW is well treated.
Dehorned cattle arc more peace.
able, easier to fatten, more content.
ed, and can be cared for easier than
cattle with horns. While the opera.
ton may be painful it is not as cruel
as allowing large cattle with horns
to harass the smaller animals. The
stock owner will save many times the
amount of money it will cost him to
have his animals dehorned, in feed
alone.-Farm journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
FINISHING TOUCHES.
They Distinguish the Work of the
Progressive Dairyman from That
of the Cow-Keeper.

The scrupulous neatness shown in
the care of cows; the cleanliness Of
the stable and the milk vessels; the
practice of milking with clean, dry
hands and discardng the first streams
drawn from each teat; the removal Of
room for weighing, straining and AGRA.
tion as soon as it is drawn; keep.
ing the milk at low temperature in
summer and preventing its freezing
In winter; careful delivery of the
milk or cream in fine condition at the
factory; careful attention TO the com.
fort of the cow in summer as well as
in winter; to the quality, quantity
and composition of the cows feed
and the water supply; forethought
and preparation for an abundant sup.
ply Of pasture or soiling crops, such
as will keep up the milk flow sum.
mer and winter without interruption
during the entire period OF lactation;
these are some of the finishing
touches which distinguish the work OF
the dairyman from that of COW.
keeper, the practice of the thorough.
bred from that of the scrub dairy.
man.
A well-kept horse and an attractive
wagon and harness; a neat. intelli
gent and obliging deliveryman; shin.
| ing cans and measures: sterilized
understanding, well-filled bottles
with the intelligent care Of the milk
from cow to customer, are some oil
the finishing touches that build up 9
retail milk trade at paying prices
and distinguish thoroughbred dairy
man from scrub cow-keeper ant
milk-peddler.
In every branch Of dairy work, the
profit and satisfaction is realized from
careful attention to the finishing
touches.-Dairy and Creamery.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
co,arrn Cannot ne Cured

with Local Applications, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh Is
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
TO cure 1t you must take internal remedies,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not quaek
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one OF the
best physicians in this country for years,
and is Regular prescription. It's composed
the best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect com
bination of the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing Ca
tarrh. Send for testimonials, free,
+. j. CHENEY 4 CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, price Toe
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
AN ENEMY TO DRINK.
One Woman who has Done a Great Deal
10 put Down this Evil.

Minneapolis, Mimi, Dec. II, 1900
(SpeciaD When the Independent Or
der of Good Templars of Minnesota
wanted State Organizer, they chose
Mrs. Laura j. Smith, of 1917 West 33rd
Street, this city. The American Anti
Treat League also selected Mrs. Smith
as National Organizer. The reason is
not far to seek. This gifted woman has
devoted her life to battle against
Drink and Drinking Habits. Her infu-
ence for good in Minnesota is and has
been very far reaching.
About two years ago, however, it
seemed as if this noble woman would
have to give up her philanthropic work.
Severe pains in her back and under her
shoulder blades, made life burden
and work impossible. Physicians were
consulted, and they prescribed for
Kidney Disease. Three months treat
ment, however, failed to give Mrs.
Smith any relief. Her husband was
much exercised, and cast about him for
something that would restore his good
wife to health and strength. He heard
of the cures effected by Dodd's Kidney
Pills, and advised her to try them,
which she did. She is now well wom-
an and says:
1.-Two weeks after | commenced TAX
ing Dodd's Kidney Pills, I felt much
better, and at the end of seven weeks
was completely cured. have had no
recurrence of the trouble, but take a
pill off and on, and find that it keeps me
in good health"
Dodd's Kidney Pills are for sale by
all dealers at so cents box.
They are easily within the reach Of
all, and no woman can afford to suffer,
when such simple and sure Remedy
is at hand.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Christnnas.

Sweetest day of all the year,
Birth of Christ, our Saviour dear;
Blessed gift to Christians given,
Pathway straight from earth to Heaven,
Happy home when life Is done,
Starry crown will have won;
In Christ's fold mean to be,
Through time and all eternity.
In the springtime Of my life,
/ shall conquer sin and strife;
In prayer and work. night and day,
My feet shall tread the blessed way.
To Thee, dear Christ, my heart give.
Through Thy birth my soul shall live;
Through each day the path / see
Proves to all, follow Thee.
IN. Y. Observer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
COURSE OF THE RHINE.
The Source of the Devious River II
Wrapped In Mystery, Says
This Writer.

Augustine Birrell, late NJ. p, and au
thor of "Obiter Dicta," etc, thus de-
scribes in Century the devious course
of the Rhine:
"The birthplace of the Rhine Is
wrapped in mystery. 1t is given to few
to dam with their fingers the first
tricklings Of great river. How many
English have traced the shy Thames
to her source, or the Mersey? Research
is apt to be tedious. To most of us,
as to our artist, NJ. Andre Castaigne, the
Rhine flows out of Constance lake, and
after giving three leaps over the rocks
at Schaffhausen steps westward with
cheerful alacrity, as II 1t meant, like
a good American, to see Paris before
IL died, till II reaches Basal, where,
as If suddenly mindful of the father.
land, it turns hastily to the right and
pushes its way up the map of Europe
past Strasburg, Mannheim, Koblen2
and Cologne, by Dusseldorf and Wesel
till II reaches the low countries, where
again its course becomes obscure. What
happens to the Rhine at Utrecht
What gar my father no send me to
Utrecht?' was the oft repeated com.
plant of Bartoline Saddletree, doomed
to keep shop in the Bess Wynd instead
Of drawing pleas in Parliament square.
II can but repeat Mr.. Saddletree's
plant. Had my father sent me to Ut
recht instead of Koblenz might be an
authority on the subject. As it is,
can but feebly demur to the modern
notion that puts Rotterdam on the
Rhine, but have to admit that, just as
have never set eyes on the Toma-See
in Switzerland, where, at height Of
well-nigh 5000 feet, the baby Rhine
springs into being, so have never seen
either of its outlets into the German
ocean or the Zuyder Zee. My Rhine
begins at Schaffhausen and gets no far.
Their than Vessel, for as for Rotterdam,
it is, as all the world knows, on the
Mas, and as for Utrecht, where the
river is said to divide, was never sent
there 10 study either law Of geography >"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

I wish no wealth or proud estate
No wOrld-acclaim l prize;
For simple Love hath made me great
In dear woman's eyes.
There are no worldly gifts above
The beauty of a woman's love.
From Fame the glory and the gleam-
Friends, and the scorn of foes.
Dearer to me the humble dream,
And from Loves hand one rose.
And where my lowlier lot shall be.
Only Loves arms to necklace me.
For Love his own rewarder is
The flowery world along.
For Love the thorn is sweet to kiss,
And toll is but a song.
Wherefore, l seek no proud estate,
For simple Love hath made me great.
Fl. L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
CHURNING BY WIND.
This work by Hand in These
Days of Machinery.

Churning by wind saves labor;
whether the windmill be factory
made galvanized iron or some five-dol-
lar homemade goodwill affair matters
not. The cut shows the lower portion
of windmill's framework, the pow.
er being transmitted by the rod con-
nected with the top of the well. A
drive-wheel turned by the windmill, a
clutch or ratchet, and pulley wheel
on the churn are the machinery used.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

Besides turkey and duck farms, os
trich ranches, preserves for black cats
for furs, for frogs, muskrats and even
skunks, and many similar enterprises
of the past and present, the breeding
of foxes in Alaska is attaining impor.
tance. No less than 35 islands are said
to be occupied for this purpose. The
original stock cost $3.50 20 $3.50 per pair.
II is claimed that the stock now mum.
bers 1000, and that 100000 is invested
in the venture, which promises to be
very profitable. 1t is thought that the
Russian sable and other valuable fur.
bearing animals may be Introduced,
Country Gentleman,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.

To prevent colds, to cure colds, Is to cheat
catarrh out of its victims. Pe-ru'na not only
cures catarrh, but prevents. Every house
hold should be supplied with this great rem
edy for coughs, colds, and so forth.
1t will be noticed that the Governor says
he has not had occasion to use Pe-ru'na for
other ailments. The reason for this is, most
other ailments begin with cold Using Pc
ru.na to promptly cure colds, he protects
his family against other ailments. This IS
exactly what every other family in the
United States should do Keep Pe.ru-na in
the house Use it for coughs, colds, Ia
grippe, and other climatic affections of win
ter, and there will be no other ailments in
the house. Such families should provide
themselves with copy of DR.. Hartman,s
free book, entitled "Winter Catarrh." Ad-
dress DR.. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
A Bachelor.

Who callars all my scanty pay.
And with my little plans makes hayf
Who says mamma has come to stayf
Who takes away my easy chair
Because sit has no business there"
And only says she doesn't care?
Who says she hasn't got a gown,
And wants to nut the horses down,
And thinks we'd better live in town.
Who commanders my only hack,
Returns him with bad sore back,
And says the little beast Is slack?
Who thinks that must ride a bike,
And makes me do what l don't like,
And tells me If don't she'll striker
And when I'm feeling sad and low
Who sympathizes with my woe
And softly breathes: II told you so!''
NO ONBi
London Punch.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Their Wishes.

We pulled the wishbons, she and l.
She, blushing, looked away;
/ wished for her and heard her sigh,
We pulled the wishbone, she and l.
She won the wish and that was why
l mourned my luck that day!
We pulled the wishbone, she and /,
She, blushing, looked away!
Yet, though she won the wish she made.
did not lose; you see
II was double game we played.
And so she won the wish she madel
Last night she told me-ah, the jadei-
That she had wished for me!
30, while she won the wish she made.
did not lose, you see.
s. l.. Kiser. In Chicago Times Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Time 10 Go south.

For the present winter season the Louis'
vile & Nashville Railroad Company has I'M
proved its already nearly perfect through
service OF Pullman Vestibuled Sleeping Cars
and elegant day coaches from Cincinnati.
Louisville, st. Louis and Chicago to Mo.
bile, New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, Ihom'
asvile, Ga, Pensacola, Jacksonville, Tam
pa, Palm Beach and other points In Florida.
Perfect connections made with steamer
lines for Cuba, Porto Rico, Nassau, Mess
Indian and Central American Ports Tour
list and Home Seekers excursion tickets on
sale at low rates. Write c. l.. Stone, Gem
eral Passenger Agent, Louisville, KY, tos
particulars.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Excursion sIeepers Via NJ, *. & t. Ry

Weekly Excursion Sleepers leave st. Louis
via Katy Flyer on X. & I. Ry.) every Tues
day at $40 p. m. for San Antonio, Los An
geles and San Francisco.
Weekly Excursion Seepers leave Kansas
City via the M, X. & 7. Ry. every Saturday
at 9:05 p. m. for San Antonio, Los Angeles
and San Francisco.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
noe. co,r.. Axre. with Youf

II not, drink Grain 0-made from pure
grains. A lady writes; "The first time |
made Gran-O did not like it, but after us
ing it one week nothing would induce me to
60 back to coffee,n ltnourishes and feeds the
system, Children can drink 1t freely with
great benefit. 1t is the strengthening sub
stance of pure grains; Get a package to-day
ing and youwill have adelicious and healthful
tablebeverageforo old and young. l5cand 25c.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
-. Ahnnt Abraham.

A schoolboy was asked at an examnat'oH
TO give an account of the patriarch Abra,
ham. He wrote: "He was the father OF Lev
and had two wives. One was called lshmaie
and the other Hagar. He kept one at home
and he turned the other into the desers.
where she became pillar oil SAT- N 1hs uay.
lavish World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

You probably get up on your high horse
too easily. The next time you think YOU
have grievance stop and think il over care
fully, and be as fair as possible with the
other fellow. 1t may seem impossible to you
that you are not always right, but i you
are an average person you are probably
wrong half the time.-Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Beat for the bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to O
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right, Cascarets help nature,
cure you without a grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. G. G.
stamped on it. Beware Of limitations.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
TOUR OF ALL MEXICO

in Pullman's finest Compartment Drawing
Room, Library, Observation and Dining
Cars-all Vestibuled- the celebrated
Open Top Car "Chililitli' for Observation in
the Mountains and Canons and Dining Car
in the Tropics.
A delightful trip of 3s days with Three
Circle Tours in the Tropics Of the South of
Mexico and a Visit to the Ruined Cities.
of lesurely travel and long stops-The Spe-
cal Train starts Tuesday, January %, from
Chicago.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

Mrs. Peppers-"Oh, John you must raise
sdewhiskers." Mr.. Peppers - What?
You've often told me you hated such
things" Mrs. Peppers-'I want you to
raise nice long ones like Mr., Markley's. He
called to-day, and baby enjoyed pulling his
whiskers so much. 1t was tao cute for any
tn ino Philadelphia Press
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
A Stolen March.

The famous composer sat in the orchestra
chair and listened to the comic opera Of his
rival. AS the chorus roared out swinging,
familiar air, the tears started to the great
musicians ewes. "Ah," he said, sadly, II
would not have believed it, but he has stolen
A march on me-" To those familiar with his
works, the truth of this remark would have
been parent.-Princeto Tiger,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

Hard Lines-"Well," said he, anxious to
patch up their quarrel Of yesterday, aren't
you curious to know what's in this pack.
age?" ''Not very" his wife, still unrelent-
ing, replied, indifferently cts something
for the one love the best in all the world"
"Ah! / suppose it's those suspenders you
said you needed "-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Jest Fore Christmas

For Christmas, with Its lots of candies,
cakes and toys,
Was made, they say, for proper kids, an
not for naughty boys;
So wash your face, an brush your hair, and
mind your ps and as,
And don't bust out yer pantaloons and
don't wear out your shoes;
Say "Yessum' to the ladies. an "Yessur"
to the men,
An when they's company, don't pass your
plate for pie again;
But thinkin' Of the things yer'd like to sec
upon that tree,
Jest fore Christmas be as good as yer kin
be!
Eugene Field, In Youths Companion.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Evidence of n Bill.

"a man with bill" announced the
court chamberlain.
The king was visibly startled.
He must be birdl' exclaimed his
Ss Ead aEen greyent ' creSors
ing the royal person.-Detroit Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

Down at the He'll come Of ducal race,
sir, and am proud of my descent" Stranger
(taking stock of him)-"Well, I'm not sur.
prised. From duke down to you is about
as steep a descent as one could meet with,
should say."-Ally Sloper.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18

Jones-"I notice that on the inside of the
wardrobe door you have the sign: This
door must be kept shut Nevertheless, it
is always open" Brown-"That's all right
We keep it open so that people can read the
notice Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
What Shall We Have for Dessert,

This question arises every day Let us an.
swer it to-day. Try Jell-O, delicious and
healthful. Prepared in two minutes. No
boiling! no baking! add boiling water and
set to cool. Flavors-Lemon, Orange, Rasp-
berry, Strawberry. At your grocers. loo.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Horrible ERte.

Mrs. Marryat-Were thinking Of naming
the baby Mary, after Johns mother. -,
Mrs. Newitt-O! horrors! That would be
awful .,
"Wfy, what do you mean" -.
"Grscious She'll be Named for life."-
Philadelnhia Press
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Explained.

Piper-Say, Muggsy, watts a statu quo,
anyhow?
Muggsy-Why, dat's when you've. got de
Jay down an are sittin' on him.-Phlladel'
phia North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-01-18
Crushing the Old Man.

Purse Proud Father-Can you support my
daughter in the style to which she has been
aceustomedg
Complacent Young Mani could if
were contented with it, but hope to give
her something better,-Somerville Journal.