The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-02-01
Editorial and Otherwise

Who refuses cheap advice must buy
dear repentance.
For . good dinner and gentle wife
you can afford to wait.
Luck steps in at the door and asks
whether Prudence Is in.
A woman loves to be liked; . man
likes to be loved.
And old maid ia bachelor girl, third
person, singular number, past tense.
When man has the slough" his wife
is apt to do her own baking.
The easiest thing for boy to catch
with bent pin is the school teacher.
The five great powers-Love, money,
revenge, ambition and good dinner.
The failure Of the peanut crop is send
ing the prices skyward.
Nine times out Of ten when the unex-
pected happens we bring ito ourselves.
The hardest thing for woman to do
is to decide when to begin her Goth year.
The dead century has left some of its
old troubles for the new century to bear.
A clock is wound up to make it run,
but business is wound up to stop it.
A woman's first object in getting her
hands on man is to get her feet on him.
Any man may have faults, but they
give man away when he tries to keep
them.
No man Is able to arrest the fight Of
time, although anybody can stop mi
mute.
Most any woman knows more than
her neighbors and she knows she knows
1t.
There Is an undertaken in Kansas by
the name Of Phil Graves. And that's no
joke.
The editor does love prompt paying
subscriber, male or female, Jew or Gen.
tile.
Many man Is in advance Of his age,
but many woman Is several years be-
hind hers.
Our girls would do we'll to consider
that old maidism is preferable to unhap-
py wifeism.
A woman never hears new cute baby
story that she doesn't tell it afterward
on her own child.
Never attempt to bully a judge or
jury unless you have previously bribed
them.
1t is easier to teach twenty what they
should do, than to be one Of twenty to
follow your own teaching.
Children and fools, 1t is said, always
tell the truth, and they generally have
undisputed monopoly of it.
Occasionally q young may be persua-
ded out Of marrying young girl, but
an old man-never.
Some men won't pay bill ON Friday,
because they say it is unlucky.
The man who pays for his newspaper
promptly every year will, when he
leaves this world, certainly rest in peace
until the resurrection morn.
The peanut politician is always on
hand with his wits sharpened for the
unsophisticated.
1t always jars man terribly when
he wakes up after he has dreamed that
his wife got married to another man.
Nowadays, II man only says he
wishes some one would teach him how
to save money to girl, she gets queer
feeling where she thinks her heart is.
A woman who will admit that her
husband is the only man who ever pro-
posed to her is as rare as man who will
confess that he doesn't know to play
poker.
There are some women who are fools
enough to try to kiss man when he
has got the toothache.
A woman never sees new freckle In
the looking-glass that she doesn't won
der why 1t is that the Lord lets there be
somuch injustice in the world.
DR.. Talmage says that the time will
soon come when the business and CON-
mercial world will he honest again.
However he doesn't say how the thing
will be brought about
The wagon tongue says never word,
but 1t gets there ahead Of the rest Of the
outfit. 1t might be we'll for some people
to make note Of this.
Tho world will have degenerated into
. barren waste when It becomes mere
breeding place for pessimists and cynics.
During the century the Bible has been
translsted into more than $50 Languages,
which nine.tenths Of the human race
can read.
When you see = lovesick couple cooling
like . pair Of turtle doves the chances
are that II will prove H be mock turtle.
It'll we'll occasionally 70 put yourself
In the others mans place, even II you
feel yourself too big to be . good Mt.
The cheerful life is like all other en-.
tertainmentsi We have TO seek It ont
and pay 70 get In.
A new York girl has acquired suit
OF green hair BY using scertain kind Of
hsiF tonic. OF course, the other girls
are jealous Of her.
A Pennsylvania young man huggedl
his best girl 20 hard that no fractured
three Of her stbe, just because the Bible
told him 70 hold fast . good thing.
How foolish is all human pridei
Comes one who claims 10 know