The Republican journal., 1901-12-19

'lIcan Journal thursday, Decefnt
Distress after eating, belching and nausea
which Hoods Sarsaparflla always cures.
."Do you think that literature is on the de-
cline in this country ?"
81 don't know" answered Miss Cayenne
| IF half the books are as clever and con-
| vincing as the advertisements of them I
| should say that we have entered upon re-
markable era Of genius" Washington
| Star.
Bought Yesterday-Cured To-day
Mrs. 0. G. Burt of 26 Broadway, New
York, says: 81 am surprised and delighted
| at the change for the better in my case in
Catarrhal Powder. It worked like magic
| there's no excuse for person suffering
| pain with this remedy within reach. SO
cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
| Howes & CO.-41.
| "Mister," said Meandering Mike. sis it
true dat your time is worth hundred dol
lars minute?"
Eyes, sir" answered the millionaire,
abruptly.
swell, mister, l was goin' to talk five
minutes, but I'll quit right now if you'll
give me de change in cash. Washington
Star.
Heart Disease Relieved in 80 Minutes.
DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heart. gives
perfect relief in all cases OF Organic and
Sympathetic Heart Disease in 80 minutes,
and speedily effects cure. 1t is I: peerless
remedy for PalpitatiOn, Shortness of Breath,
Smothering Spells, Pain in Left Side, and
all symptoms Of Diseased Heart. One
and A. A. Howes & Cog.
Kittie-"Well Harry slocum has at last
asked Miss Waitleigh to marry him.
yane-"You don't say? When was it ?''
Kittie-Night before last"
Jane-"And what did she say to it ?''
Kitey-'NOt word. She was speeches.
with delight detroit Free Press.
WHATS the 1rouble?-Is it Sick Head
ache? Is it Biliousness? Is it Sluggish
Liver? Is your skin sallow? Do YOU feel
more dead than alive? Your system needs
toning-Your liver isn't doing its work
Don't resort to strong drugs--Dr. Agnew's
Little Pills, 10 cents Tor 40 doses, viii work
wonders for you Large walls % cts. Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
-43.
..You are verbose he said, by way of
criticism.
l. Unfortunately" she said. 81 have to be. -
Naturally he was curious.
lone must live up to ones reputation, -
|
tion Of my sex. 1t is very trying to have a
record to maintain. London Fun.
Have You a Skin Disc se?-Tetter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Ringworm, Ecze-
ma, Itch, BARRIERS Itch, Ulcers, Blotches,
Chronic Erysipelas, Liver Spots, Prurigo,
PSORIASIS, or other eruptions of the skin
what Dr. Agnew's Ointment has done for
others it can do for you-cure you. One ap-
plication gives relief. 35 cents. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.-4.
Bridegroom don't see ANYTHING of vour
fathers $4,000 check. He promised il
didn't he? Bride-Yes, but he saw that
your father had already given us one, and
he knew we didn't care to have any dupli-
cate presents.
A lazy liver makes lazy man. Burdock
Blood BitterS is the natural, never failing
remedy for lazy liver.
Friend-I see you have dress suit case.
Going away for over night?
Vermilye ION automobile)- mo; only for
an hour or so. That isn't a dress suit case,
1t is my repair kit.-Brooklyn Eagle
In reply to Inquiries we have pleasure
in announcing that Ely's Liquid Cream
| Balm is like the solid preparation of that
admirable remedy in that it cleanses and
heals membranes affected by nasal catarrh
Ihere is no drying or sneezng. The
Liquid Cream Balm is adapted to use by
patients who have trouble in inhaling
through the nose and prefer spraying The
price, including spraying tube, is 70 cents.
Sold by druggists OF mailed by Ely Brothers,
% Warren Street, New York.
81 don't see how you can waste your time
writing such nonsence as you put into your
| speeches!' said the overcandid friend
"Humph!" rejoined the orator .'Don't
crltlclse me-; Look at all those people who
waste their time listening to it's
Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors when there's a bottle of Dr.
Thomas Eclectric Oil in the medicine chest.
Heals burns, cuts, bruises, sprains. Instant
relief.
Life is mostly made up of desire and
regrets.
Snow, JOHNNY said the Sunday school
teacher, ''you may tell us what prophet
'Why," replied Johnny, sits fellow
that's always lookin' for chance to say 4
told you so.' '-Philadelphia Press.
DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup seems
especially adapted to the needs of the chill
dren. Pleasant to take; soothing in its in
huence; it is the remedy of all remedies for
every form of throat and lung disease.
"Leonidas,'' said Mrs Meekton, 'there
are burglars in the house,
Al'll get right up and see about.it."
| "Aren't you afraid?"
"Not Bit
"What are you going to do?''
brighten them away. Pm going to the
head Of the stairs and call down to them
| that if they don't leave instantly, you will
come down and give them talking to-
| Washington Star.
| Etching hemorrhoids were the plague of
my life. Was almost wild. Doans Oint-
ment cured me quickly and permanently,
| after doctors had failed" c. F. Cornweil,
Valley Street, Saugerties, N. Y.
s'Just one,'' he pleaded.
"Only One?" she asked coyly
only one" he said.
"You'll be satisfied with Just one little
one?''
"Yes," he answered, drawing her closer
SIN that case" she said coldly, ''you are
utterly lacking in the modern accumulatve
spirit that brings prosperity, and do not
feel that my future would be safe in your
hands. '-Chicago Post.
Itch on human cured in 30 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This never