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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

the traditions. Great bitterness existed
between the Fedevalists, who supported
Washington, and the Democrats, who op-
posed them. The latter decIaI ed Wash
ington had monarchical designs, and
abuse was heaped upon him IN most
savage manner. His opponents poke OF
him in their private meetings as Mon,
tezuma;" they allowed him neither up
rightness, nor pecuniary honesty, nor
military ability, nor even personal cour-
age. He himself wrote that every act
of his administration was tortured, and
the grossest misrepresentation made.
On his last day in office Washington
wrote to KncX comparing himself to
1.-The weary traveller W no SEES a restin,,
place, and is bending his BODY TO lean
thereon. To re suffered to DO this in
peace" he added "is too much to be
endured by some. Accordingly. on thai
very day Philadelphia newspaper, the
aurora" III m sEed him with final
TRADE. worth remembering by all who
think that political virulence is on the
increase:
lord, now Iettest thou Thy servant
depart in peace, for mine eyes have seen
Thy salvation" This was the exclana-
ton of mau WHO saw a flood of BILE ssed-
ness breaking IN upon MANKIND. If ever
there was time that allowed this ex-
c.amation to be repeated that time is
the present. The man who is the sour e
of all our country's misery is this day
reduced to the rank of his fellow citi-
%ens. and has no longer the power to
multiply the woes of these Uni ed States.
Now more than ever is the time to re-
joice. Every heart that fees for the
liberty and happiness of the p ople mus
now beat with rapture at the though hit
that this day the name of Washington
ceases to give currency to injustice and
10 1~rrC to- -.
back upon the eight years OF Was hing
toms administration, it strikes US with
astonishment that one man could thus
poison the principles of repubicanism
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
.Boog' TO
do Cbii11QS

THE LITTLE BREADMAKER.
Take two quarts, one pint of flour,
Fine and white as can be found.
Pour it heating on the sitter
Resting on the bread pan round.
OF sugar add one tablespoonful.
Mix and rub thern- on the sitter
Till alPs through, then call a halt.
Save one cUpful of the mixture
Till to knead it you begin.
In one quart Ct blcod-warm water
Melt yeast cake smoothly in.
Pour the water on the flour,
Mixing both into a dough.
Knead The dough for fifteen minutes
Some say twenty. Don't be slow.
When the dough's, no longer sticky,
Cover IT, and say goodnight;
Place it where twill not be chilly.
If YOU wish to find it light
In the morning you divide It,
Make three leaves and knead again.
Let them rise a little longer,
To the pans edge. Place them then
In the oven. Bake one hour
By that time they should be done.
Draw them forth and cool them slowly
There, Breadmaklng' only fun.
St Nicholas
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
Where Did You
Get it2

dams abounded Anglicfzed names had
queer sounds. For instance, in the met
ropolis of the sunf1ower state is a large
tract ofland called the Spiitlog tract.
1t was named for Matthias Splitlog,
Wyandotte Indian. But in the same city
lived man who was not an Indian by
birth or inclination Indeed. he was but
one remove from being an Irishman and
good enough citizen to be mayor of his
town. He rejoieed in the name of Pat
terson.
Mr.. Patterson was a six-times father
His first progeny was a boy, who re-
ceived an ordinary name Then five girls
followed in an unbroken row. Not one
of the five rejoiees{in a name which can
be readily handled as the baptisInal des-
ignation of girl The father had lived
in the West many years and was i'm
bued with a respect for the states and
territories He NAMED those five girls
Missouri Nevada, wyoming, Iowa ana
Texas. Then he sat back with the air OF
a man who has scored dist net hit with
himself But the girls revolted, especial
ly Texas, who said strangers would talks
her for cowboy whose proper name had
slipped a cinch. =
A certain farmer of Iowa also distin-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
Elderly Fun. =.
Said by the Old Folks

PROUD PROGRESS" Speaking of
progress said the snail, Il Travelled
mile last year..
HOW TWAS DoNE-old Gentleman
Here, sir, how is it catch you kissing
ing in on Us, sir"
OUT OF CONFIDENCE = Cardinal
Manning, upon going to his publishers
dence in Cod was told he would have
to wait to hear from the stpckroom, and
r in a few minutes heard, in loud voice
beloved from an upper iIoor: Man
nin's Confidence In God is all gone.
A LEADING QUESTION-Miss Prim-
81 wonder who that impudent woman
is? She turned and looked after me this
morning after we had passed on the
street, Jack Knowitt-''How do you
know she did?"-(Chicago News.) That
that woman's head is easily turned, and
by a little thing like new bonnet on the
head Of another woman.
LET B. BE-A lady. occupying room let
ter at a Boston hotel. wrote on the
slate as follows: Wake letter B at Z.
And if letter B says, Let her be- don't
let her be, nor let B be, because if you
to let her house to Mr.. B., who is to call
at half-past TO-" The porter, after study
ing the above all night, did not knew
whether TO wake letter B, or to let her be.
A POLITE WITNESS.-A man who
had never seen the inside of a courtroom
until introduced as a witness took a posi-
ton with his back to the jury and began
telling the story. The judge said, ''Ad-
dress yourself to the jury, sir The man
made a short pause, but soon continued
his narrative. The Judge was then more
explicit, and said, Speak to the jury, sir
the. mon sitting behind you on the
benches The witness at once turned
around, and, making an awkward bow
said with perfect gravity, Good morn
ing, gentlemen"
"A SOFT ANSWER. - Say, YOU"
cried the victim in the crowded trolley
car, glaring up at the transgrasser my
feet are not made to stand on That's
so, replied the other, pleasantly. You
don't need them for that while you've got
a seat do you?"
ONE OF THE FAMILY WON.-A good
story is told of Miss Ruth Bryan, daugh-
ter of William Jennings Bryan. She
started to school one morning not long
ago, and after a desperate run for
street car, finally succeeded in catching
it. AS she took the seat She gasped.
We'll, I'm CAD one of NV family can
run for something and get it,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
"Gen. Washington is known
to Us, and President Wishing
ton, Bat George Washingto on
Is an Unknown Man.
John Bach McMasteI

among our enlightened people and car
ry his designs against the public liberty
so far as to enda1iger its very existence
Yet such is tie fact and if this is ap-
parent to all, this day should form a
jubilee in the United States.
IF ever a nation was debauched by a
man the American nation has been de-
bauched by Washington. II ever a ma
ton has been deceived by a man tina
American nation has been deceived by
Washington. Let his conduct be an ex-
ample for future years. Let it serve to
be warning that no man may be an
Idol. Let the history of the federal gov.
eminent instruct mankind that the mask
o. patriotism may be worn to conceal
the foulest designs against The liberties
of the people,
every act of his administration had been
tortured and that 1.-The grossest and most
InSldIouS miSrepTesentat ionS had been
made. He said that this had been done
in such eXaE gerated and indecent terms
as could scarcely be applied to a Nero
10 a notorious defauitef, or even COM
mon pickpocket.''
WaShington's last message to congress
contained many patriotic passages. 1t
was the custom of the congress to ADOPT
an address in reply to the message from
the president and in this case the COM
mittee presented one in which the fol-
lowing complimentary paragraph ap-
peared:
For our country's sake, for the sake
of republicanism, it is our earnest wish
that your example may be the guide for
your successors, and thus, after being
the ornament and safeguard of the pres
ent age, become the patrimony of our
descendants
This was objected to and seven votes
were cast to strike it out. Among the
votes to strike out was that of Andrew
Jackson, then a member from the new
state of Tennessee
Washington never showed any pubic
feeling or resentment to those numerous
venomous attacks, but in private friend
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
To Test Minds So
Inclined.

Henry ,Hendrickson, Black River Falls,
Wis, submits the following:
mother was about to give him a bath.
ately after his mother bad turned on the
faucet After ten-minute wait, the tub,
showing no signs of filling, the mother
investigated the cause, and the boy put
the following question to her:
If the faucet can fill the tub in fifteen
minutes, and it takes the outlet thirty
minutes to empty it, how long would
it have taken to fill the tub had you not
noticed what 1 did,.
The mother was unable to answer hims
1t is up to you. Can you answer it?
A.-Two men start from st. PAUL.
one going east at the rate of seven miles
a day and the other west at the rate of
eleven miles a day. How far apart will
they be on the twelfth day?
25.-Place $50 men in a Western military
post with provisions for six months At
the end of five months with no immedi-
ate prospect of more supplies, how many
men must leave that the provisions maN
last as much longer?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
CHEERFUL PHmOsOPHy

The longer 1 live, the more I am i'm
pressed with the excess of human kind
ness over human hatred, and the greater
willingness 10 oblige than to disoblige
that one meets at every turn. The selfish
ness in politics, the jealousy in letters
the pickering in art, the bitterness in
theology are all as nothing compared to
the sweet charities, sacrifices and defer
ences of private life. The people are few
wnom to know intimately is to dislike. OF
course. you want to hate somebody. iR
you can, just to keep your powers of dis
elimination bright, and TO save yourself
from becoming a mere mush of good
nature; but perhaps it is Well to hate
some historical person who has been dead
SO long AS to be Indifferent to it. 1t is
more comfortable to hate people we have
neVe" seen. | cannot but think Judas
lscariot has been of great service to
the world as a sort of buffer for moral
Indignation which might have made a
collision nearer at home but for his util-
lied Observation-Disclosures Dudley Warner s
Backlog Studies.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

YIN. Appleby, Mankato, Mimi, submits
Everybody enigma:
First is in horse, but not in COW.
second In ear and also in toe:
Ihlrd In bleat, but not in low:
Eourtn IN row, but not in NOW;
FlIth In plant, but not in sow
whole is something which EVERYONE
has. AN--S
Alma Schade, 1135 w. Seventh street ST.
Faul, submits a catch word puzzle:
(1Gel
l know word of six letters; take away
two and nine remains.
Henry Smith, Morris, Mimi, submits
the following gates and 'Iize.
400
= What gate includes the whole?
What gate is progressive?
What gate is like Joseph's coat?
QOS)
!. Lie who loves to tease?
z Lie who knows how to employ?
s. Lie who takes things to pieces?
T. Lie who makes even?
s. Lie who breaches?
g. Lie who apprehends fully?
T. Lie no is a hero Worshiper?
S. Lie who perpctuates her name?
Martha Waynlcl, 800 Iglehart street
submits list of familiar proverbs, from
which the vowels have been dropped and
also familiar proverb paraphased:
l. Tx bfr ~
2 Nix h Will til sn Sims.
Cntnl drppng Will WI W a stn.
4. Crcmstncs ltr css.
Q10l
Those feathered songsters who first
greet the bright rays of early dawn will
De rewarded for their diligence by a sa-
worry and plentiful repast.
=
One Of our young readers, living on
armstrong avenue, St Paul, asks that
some one explain how to make NUMBERED
charades and square words We will
leave this to one of ouc contributors. and
would suggest Minnesota for the
words.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

pretty songs at Sunday SCHOOL," asked
a mother of her little four-ycaT-old
daughter upon her return home. only
ONE replied the little miss. ut waA
something about Greenland's ice crean
mountains"
WEARING OUT-Tommy, aged fves
had been busy whiting and man ged
to raise blister on his hand Will h U.S.
ed a slight break in the skin. Running
to his mother. he showed 1t to her and
said: Mamma, I guess I'm beginning
to wear OUT
THE DOORS WORE sHAWLc-Mrs..
Rawson (to Dorothy who had just vis-I
tied at her aunt's new house)-'Js the
new house comfortable, dear?" po-o- hy
(who had never before seen port Sd
Pm afraid the doors are little -illy'i
mamma-thcy all have to wear sha VISA
BACK NUMBERS Ma, didn q
the minister say that the hairs of our:
head are numbered?" Ma-"He did,
Freddy" Freddy latter an interval Of
ref1ection)-'I suppose that's done o IL
one falls out we'll know just where to puN
1t back IN the right place.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
Question Box.
Curious Things In
Lille add lAtseat&ss.
an cannon captured at sebastopol.

sian cannon captured at Sebastopol.
S6-Anthracite, called in America hard
coal as opposed to bituminous or soft
coal, has its largest fields In Pennsyl-
Vanla. 1t has only a small proportion
OF the constituents of bitumen and con-
slsts almost entirely of carbon 1t burns
nearly without smell, smoke or flame
and gives out an intense heat,
yI-Bricks and common pottery ware
owe their red color to the iron naturally
contained in the clay of which they are
formed, the iron, by the action of tho
heat, being converted into red oxide Of
iron. Some varieties of clay, like that
found near Milwaukee, Wis, contains
little or no iron, and bricks made from
such clay are consequently of a light
yellow color
9S-Customs duties are the portion Of
the revenue derived from a tax on i'm
ports. In some countries, customs duties
are imposed on certain exports ALSO
Customs is the general term applying to
the service Of their collection also to
the amounts collected.
QUESTIONS.
To be answered Feb. "a
1o5-Who was the Ancient Mariner?'
1O6-Who were the Troubadours?
107-Who was Alastor?
1(S-Who was Aladdin?
1g9-What was the island of "No+
where?"
110-VYho was ''Enoch Arden7"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
Puzzle Corner.
PRIZES.

PRIZES.
A copy of story book will be sent to
the hrst person to send In answers to all
the puzzles.
The boy and girl who sends In the best
original puzzle this week will receive
copy Of a story book. The puzzle will be
printed in due time with full credit to
the writer. All puzzles should be written
on one side Of the paper. Write names
distinctly. Do not write questions on
one side and give answers on the back
Do not send in any except original puz-
zles. Puzzles copied from other papers
are not original.
Replies will be numbered in order of
their receipt by mail.
Address all communica tons relating to
matters appearing in 1.-The Family FOR
um,'' to Puzzle Editor, Daily GIobe e, St
Paul, Mimi
ANSWERS.
The puzzles appearing Jan. 20:
S2.-The Madison school graduating
class no
ButIer-but.
9-Hinken's grocery store
S5.-Disproportionable
GIG
REAC
D A l. E c T
D w e L L
A CE
7
81 S7. ;, taxation without representa-
9S.-The Cheops pyramid.
S9.-Begotten Gnt. " be) %. o. gotten)
(adJ. ten.) IN. metz.
Only one person sent in correct an
SWers to all, Miss Kate jennings, Red
Wing, MINI.
ORIGINAL PUZZLES,
To be answered Feb. "a:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
'<XoUp Da77e?''
HOW NAMES GET sTARTEI
ARTICLE NO. 8.

HOW NAMES GET STARTED.
Two brothers in Indiana were named
respectively Samuel and Angus US. Sam
mel, the elder, was first to take a wife
and he chose a lady name1 Mary for his
helpmeet For several years this wife
was saluted as Aunt Mary Y the nu-
merous children Of their brothers an1
sisters or just Mary by the elders But
after while Augustus decided to take
wife and he selected and welded a LAZY
who also answered to the hal of Mary
This brought on a state of affairs Two
aunts with the one name was puzzling
thing for the family. But at last ore
of the additions by marriage solved the
matter in moment of Inspiration
This lady-herself numerous aunt
desired to distinguish between the two
Marys in speech one day. So she men
tened Mary and was promptly desired
to designate which. Mary Sam. OF
course she replied, with decision. Then
later she referred to Mary Gus as a
means of distinguishing the Their. So
for something like thirty years tie peor.e
Of the city where these two worthy
danes lived knew them as ! unit Mary
Sam and Aunt Mary Gus To a stran-
ger the titles seemed eccentric, but to the
family 1t was a relief
In the early days of Kansas when In
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
Sayings OF d5e CHILDREN.

WORDS FAILED HER-Mame had
been reproved for saying 81 shan t." so
she varied it by saying 81 won't" When
told that was naughty, she excla med:
Then please tell me what 1 must say,
for say something 1 must
KNOWLEDGE INCOMPLETE untie
1t seems to me, Tommy, that you
know very little about geography" Tom
my-"Oh, but, really, 1 know a eat
deal, auntie. L know the names of lots
of cities and countries, only 1 don't know
where they are"
AN INDUSTRIOUS TEACHER Father
How is it. Johnny, that you get SO
many bad marks at SCHOOL," Johnny
(aged six)-''Well, I guess the teac! er has
to mark somebody or folks wouldn't
think she was tendin' to her businc ss.'
KID ASTRONoMY-"oh, mamma ex-
claimed four-year-old Flossie, as she ob-
served the moon in its second quar- er,
come and look at the moon; half Of it
is pushed into the sky and the other hat
is sticking out"
A PRETTY soNG.Did they sing any
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
CHE International
Sunshine Soeiefy.
Scatter
Sunshine
All Along
the Way. !"

be good unless you're busy. It's the idle
boy who smashes windows and pulls lit
tie girls pigtails.
Being busy, of course, doesn't mean
you must be studying all The time, or
even doing chores. You can be just as
busy playing ball or skating as anything
else.
One of the busiest boys we ever knew
hated schoolbooks, but he was always
busy rigging up electric bells or invent
today he is so busy making money he
hardly knows what to do with it all.
Folks regarded him as a shiftless boy
because he wasn't good at study, ands
now remark ''how heehas changed since
he grew up
Well, he hasn't changed he never got
in the way of learning his history less
he god in the habit of being busy as a
boy, and he has never got over it!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

guished himself and his children by ex-
traordinary efforts in nomenclature. He
did very well until the lot grew so power
full in umbers that he had to abandon
the habit of bestowing two names on
each. Even then he experienced diff
Guilty In avoiding duplicates. But his third
daughter-and if memory serves, the
ninth-seemed to be picked out by fate
as playthings. The older girl was chris
tened America Ann. She is we'll married
and has forgotten the first name The
other child who has to travel under q
dread alias was called Iowa Belle. But
she seems able to stand it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

ship he occasionally said the assaults
upon his character almost made him
tired of life" In speaking to Jeffer-
son one day about the charge that he
wanted to make himself king, he ex-
claimed: by Goj. 1 have no desire to
live as the object of this detrac ion and
calumny." He was gratified in his last
years that the country unanimously
turned to him when war was threatened
by France.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10
CHILDREN's NIGHTWEAR

Don't let the little ones sleep in cotton
or linen night garments in wintar II
you cant afford flannel, make then
some hannelette sleeping suits or night
gowns If you do this, have warm. lie hi
clothing on the beds and keep the wis.
doWs open. whatever the weather. you
dom be troubled by colds or coughs. A
screen between the bed and window viii
prevent all danger from draft, but re-
member there is more draft from q
slightly opened window than from me
wide open. so don't be satisfied to have
1t open only tiny chinl.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

to have returned to the Orient. The
most highly cultured region in Europe
was the southwestern corner. held bv the
Moors; Cordova was in its prime, a
more splendid city than the Rome or
Paris of the same age; Bagdad eclipsed
the Constantinople OF its time. The
growth of Islam seemed to threaten the
overthrow of every Christian state in
Europe, and the crusades were the strug-
gle of the white nations for life. HUI
manitarian writers have deplored the
fact that, by what they arc pleased to
call this useless strife for a sentimental
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

Oh OIL Gu currants washed in plenty OF r nTr
Neenno Let them get soft and peat pea. m men.
m ef,g not Fry two large, INN ~ pan,
T ron bo golden 6 brown; Put 9 3he apple
sauce, and then put on the next pancake;
sprinkle with sugar. scar with red not
an lattice pattern ana serve ~ Se ~,
i hoi3 cutting in wedges with d SHARP
Z n M o n i-Break one one
i haia pound of macaroni IN tMo- ,,,1fr
tender. Pour into a colander and run
| cold water over it. Return it to the
hr s3 ADD one tablespoonful OF u, eu ste
pan o RebpRe to taste bptter !, and one
| tablespoonful of flour. When well mixed
add one cupful of strained tomato and
sur until thick and smooth, Add salt
ers OF macaroni and tomato into baking
dish, and sprinkle ever Parmesan cheese,
STAND in the oven. five minutes.
Swiss Pate. stake rather thick
slices of bread and cut into rounds with
cake cutter, or into triangleS. Dip
each piece into beaten egg, and then into
very fine cracker dust, sailed and pep
rered Fry light brown. Put into the
skillet two cups of finely minced beer,
mutton, veal or chicken, one cup finely
! chopped cold boiled potato, cup OF milk,
little gravy, one-half teaspoonful salt.
one-fourth teaspoonful pepper; let the
mixture COOK few minutes then aud
tablespoonful of . butter, rather less of
flour, rubbed together; stir till smooth.
Put spoonful of the creamed meat on
each slice of the not fried bread and
serve at once.
Stu f e d pants h On o II s.
Peel the onions, scoop out from the TOP
portion of the center. Parboil them for
five minutes and turn them upStde down
to Drain. Fill them with a stuffing made
OF equal parts of minced chicken and soft
bread crumbs. Chop fine the onions taken
from the center and add to the mixture
Season them with salt and pepper; mOi@e
en- with melted butter. Fill the onions
heaplng full and fill the tops with crumbs
Place them in a pan with an inch of
water, cover and let them cook il, the
oven for an hour, or until tender, but not
SO long as to lose shape. Uncover for
the last tlVe minutes, so that they will
brown very slightly.
THE TEETH.
The teeth Should be made to do their
proper share of the work by masticat-
ing the food well before it is allowed to
pass into the stomach. This they cam
not do if they are not kept in good con-
dltion. If you have not a good diges-
ton, you must not expect to have
good complexion. Don't force the stom-
ach to do the work which should have
been done by the teeth. The ministra-
tIons of the dentist are necessary for
every one The expense may be a seri-
Gus considera ticn at fist, but a doctors
Dill is likely to be more serious later on.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-02-10

object, over 100000 Europeans lea their
bones to bleach on the Eastern sands,
but they ignore the fact that the oc-
casion of war often differs materially
from its cause, that a trivial incident or
a consideration of sentiment may some
times appear to be of greater Importance
than the real cause underlying the strug-
gle. The rescue of the Holy Sepulchre
at Jerusalem was the object which fired
the public Imagination of the warriors
who marched from Europe to Asia; the
real reason of the war was the over.
whelming strength manifested by Islam