The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-02-15
Editorial and Otherwise.

Contentment is truly the most desira-
BILE attribute.
No good man wishes to see even his
enemy in trouble.
The woman who seldom makes re-
marks is remarkable.
David b. Hill declines to lie candi-
date for President In 1904.
A heavy snowstorm ragged throughout
Great Britain on the 9Th inst.
A slice Of Florida is seeking to be an
nexed to south Alabama.
When little man wants to make an
impression he puts on silk hat.
The one step from the sublime to the
ridiculous is usually short one.
An old settler isn't always SO called
because he pays his bills.
II loves eyesight were good pyjsmas
would never have been invented.
Many . man who is not ashamed of
his faults is ashamed to confess them.
Some men have to sit down and think
In order to ascertain where they stand.
No matter how erect . general may be
he is apt to lean more or less on his staff.
Probably you never saw ghosts walk,
but you may have heard the dead march.
Many man with but little judgment
has . lot of them entered against him in
court.
People who pay doctors bill are salts
fed Of the physicians ability to heel
himself.
The beauty of checks and women are
judged from the same standpoint--face
and figure.
"Don't put too much faith in compari.
sons" says the Manayunk Philosopher.
Cattle erase and so do bullets"
Colorado has the highest peak in the
United States. 1t is Blanca peak, 1883
feet shove sea level.
Fences are easily grown in Cuba from
pinon twigs, which are plated in rows
few inches apart
Perhaps some people talk to them
selves because they find it impossible to
interest any one else.
Truth may have short legs, and cannot
run fast, but this gives the lie = chance
to get out of sight.
A man is prouder of the things he
thinks he can accomplish than Of those
he really can: e,e
Good men are products of the imagin-
ations Of religious women who have
never been married.
II God only lends people something to
love what bad judgment he sometimes
uses In not calling loan.
Youtsey, the alleged murderer Of Gov.
Goebel, Of Kentucky, gets life sentence
in the penitentiary Of that State.
Whenever the demand for Kisses ex.
ceeds the supply young man is always
anxious to establish q balance Of trade.
. The funny bone in the elbow is doubt
less SO called because when man strikes
1t his antics amuse the spectators.
What merry old place the earth
would be il it were to lose eitatmosphere. it
All bodies would then lose their gravity.
A handsome man divides women into
~ |, l., Ia b ico
and those he thinks he can as soon as he
has time.
Confusion between q mans sorrow at
being found out and sorrow for what he
has done has been one of the scandals Of
morality.
Out Of total Of about 5000 persons as
sessed for polls in Yazoo county only
about 1000 have paid, leaving 5000 de-
linquents.
The United States government is
about to begin the coinage Of 3-cent
pieces for use In the West and South
west.
An Oshkosh (Wis.) woman sued for .
divorce on the ground that her husband
was : confirmed cigarette smoker. She
gotit.
A Western man speaking of cyclone
said 1t would have blown his house away
had there not been such heavy mort.
gage on 1t.
Let rs all be up and doing
With heart for every fate;
When the rabbit we're pursuing,
Jump the fence or smash the gate!
Kansas saloon keepers have invented q
new drink, which they call "Mrs. Ma.
tion." It IL said to be "hot stuft" aud
the effect 10 to max man fight circu-
lar saw.
The Massachusetts, State Board OF Az.
ricultural has spent more than one mil
lion dollars in m effort to exterminate
the gypsy moth, and yet the bugs are
still with the tax payers.
The tip Of the tongue 10 chiefly sensi.
Bile h pungent and acid tastes, the mid.
die portion to sweets and bitters, while
the back 10 confined entirely to the fla-
vorsof roast meats and fatty substances
"I'd like 70 know what the alleged
habit Of courting In dark parlors grew
ont orr "MsSbe it's an effect Of tht
disposition q such times mot to sss any
faults II each other"