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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Left handedness is said to b very
common in birds and animals. Par
rots seize objects with their left claw
by preference or exclusively. The
lion strikes with the left paw, and
Livingstone stated as his opinion that
all animals are left handed. The
parrot has been found to make q
reader use of the left claw for climb
ing than the right.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, Of South
Byron, Wis, mother of the young lady
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
in January. 1899, saying her daughter
had suffered for two years with irreg-
ular menstruation- headache all
the time, and pain in her side, feet
swelled, and was generally miserable.
She received an answer promptly with
advice, and under date of March. 1899,
the mother writes again that Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured
her daughter of all pains and irregu-
larity.
Nothing in the world equals Lydia q
Pinkhams great medicine for regu-
lating woman's peculiar monthly
troubles.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Definition.

"What do you mean when you al.
Jude to our friend as a hypercritical
person?"
"A Impractical person." answered
Senator Sorghum, sis one who sub
jects things to unreasonable tests.
He is the sort of man who will take
a speech that has made hit and sit
calmly down and try to parse it"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

That our food will some day be
built up chemically from nitrogen,
carbon and other necessary elements
is fascinating theory upon which
most scientific men look specifically.
NJ. Berthelot, however, is cited as an
eminent believer, and he is stated to
foresee both artificial meat and arti-
fetal bread.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Successful Scientific Ess Sellers.

Danish eggs are taking the lead foi
their good qualities, thanks to the
system of cooperation and selection
adopted by the producers. Every egg
shell supplied carries the name OF its
raiser, and as the eggs are all tested,
a bad egg is traced home. Each
raiser must supply eggs thrice week.
The central authority can reject an
egg several days old. The eggs are
tested and sorted according to their
size by an automatic machine.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Offered a Small Figure.

A few days since popular attorney
called upon another member OF the
profession and asked his opinion upon
a certain point of law. The lawyer to
whom the question was addressed
drew himself up and said: 81 gen.
orally get paid for what know. me
questioner drew half dollar from MS
pocket, handed it to the other and
coolly remarked: Tell me all you
know and give me the change
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Demand for More Battleships.

When the Secretary of the Navy recently
demanded more battleships, Congress con-
sidered his recommendations favorably.
and authorized the construction OF several
powerful warships Projections what our
seaports require, and fortifcations will
not adequately supply this. Defense against
nil disorders of the digestive organs, such
AS dyspepsia. consti patton, blliousness,
rheumati sm and nervousness, is adequate
Iy afforded by that efficient remedy, Hos
tetIer,s Stomach Bitters. Trv II.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
On the train.

When a traveller in the Grand
Duchy of Baden, Germany, wants to
send telegram while he is in the
train, he writes the message on a
postcard with the request that it be
wired, puts on stamp, and drops it
into the train letter box. At the
next station the box is cleared and
the message sent out.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
IL CIouded Her Serenity.

Il CIouded Her Serenity.
Eyes, sir, my wife is a truly GOOD
woman. / know of but one thing that
has disturbed her mind since she
Joined the church, last month.
Some question in theology"
mot exactly. 1t was more serious
than that. She was riled because
woman on the next street, who owes
her an invitation, failed to ask her to
a Dutch lunch. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
HSzS@y7l912HM SzZzZ7
That Was All.

"Your love letters" wrote Boston
man to his New York fiancee, gently,
but firmly, "are not couched in the
exactest English"
"My love letters, replied she, are
not for publication, but merely as a
guarantee of good faith
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
HOw's THIS.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catarrh that can no: be cured BY Halls
Catarrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY CO., Props, Toledo. O.
We the undersigned, have known F.. J. Cheney
for the past Is. years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and I'm
anciallT able to cary out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST q TRUAX,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, y.
WALDING, KINNlN d MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, y.
Halls Catarrh Cure il tcken Internally, acting
Cirectly on the blood and mucous surfaces q
the system. Pri q 7sc per bottle. Sold By al
Drug lists. Testimonials free.
Hll's Family Pills r tn, best.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Parents desire intensely two things,
and only two things, for their children;
their success in athletics at school and
their material success in the world; and
one corresponds to the other. OF real
intellectual distinction they appear to
have as little conception as their boys
themselyes.-Saturday Review.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Ants Bites for Lazy Children

In Guiana a child is slow in its
movements the parents apply an ant
to the child instead of a whip to make
it move faster. This little ant bites
more cruelty than mosquito and its
bite is apt to be troublesome after
ward.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Bringing II Back.

Clubberly-Old man, do you ever
have any doubts about your love for
her?
Castleton-Oh, yes; but when it
comes on l get down stack of un-
paid bills and look them over.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
g MArr
This signature is on every boz Of tho genuine
Laxative BrOm0aQ uinine Tablets
the remedy that cures q cold In one day
The Man and the Microbe.

At this point in the fable the Man
marveled greatly in that he had not
met the Microbe long since.
Gin what guise have you travelled,
pray?" asked the Man.
"Why, for the most part in the
guys who didn't boil the drinking
waterv' replied the Microbe, candidly.
Of course, hygienic science was
destined to change all this.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Where They Went.

OF 100 ten dollar marked bills paid
on Saturday night by Massachu-
sets mandatory to its hands, 400
by the following Tuesday were depos-
tied in the bank by the saloon keep
ers.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
River of Ink,

In Algeria river of ink is formed
by the conjunction of two streams,
one of which is impregnated with
iron, and the other, which drains a
peat bog, with gallic acid. The mix
ture of the iron and the acid results
in ink.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

GARFIELD TEA, the medicine that
Purifies the blood and cleanses
the system, brings good health
to all who use it. 1t is made
from herbs. Druggists sell it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Educational influence.

Marie, it is queer that you never
buy me the kind of necktie that ]
want"
arthur, l don't try to buy the
kind you want. I buy the kind you
ought to want"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Kind Lady-Have you father?
Ragged Reggie-Nope-nuvver had
one o. them.
Kind Lady-And your mother?
Ragged Reggie-Nuvver had none.
Kind Lady-No brothers-nO sis
tiers?
Ragged Reggie-Gosh, yes! I got
lots o. them
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When You take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula 10 plainly printed on every
nine in Q tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Soc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
The Proper THING.

MistreS-I hope I didn't disturb
you and your lover when I went into
the kitchen last night?
Cook-Not at all, mum! Oh told
him you was my chappyrone! .
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
SIGNATURE sssss the Of &hzZzzzzw
The Ancestral Relic Chase.

Haven't you any of your grand
mothers old things, Mrs. Newdash?"
"No; but I've got a lot of candle
sticks, old tables and chairs that be-
longed to a woman who lived next
door,"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
As to Some Handwriting.

Fred-Do you think mans char
acter is shown in his handwriting?
Kate-If it is, some of them must
be perfectly dreadful.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
He'd HIT Il Some Day.

Scribbler-Why do you send so
many stamps with your poems?
Scrawler-Some editor may be hard
up some day and swipe the stamps.
Then he would have to keep the
DOem.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

e1To Permanently Cured. No hts q nervousness
TITO after first day Of DIR. Klipss Great Nervt
Restorer Send for FREE trial bottle and treat
ss. Dr.. H. KLINE Ltd S3l Arch st.. PhiladsDhtA p
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Has an EnviabIe Record.

Charles Bellamy has been fireman
for 16 years on the Chicago, Burling-
ton & Quincy railroad, and has never
missed a trip. During that time he
has travelled 606,S40 miles, and burned
32,501 tons of COAL
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Garfield Tea has long been rec
ognized as the greatest remedy
for bowel and liver troubles; 1t
is made from simple herbs that
cure chronic constipation.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Limitations.

First Cavalier-The king can do no
wrong!
Second Cavalier-Ah, yes! And
what wearisome life q kings must
be, to be sure!
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure
E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

A.-You cannot offend me. / COM
pletely ignore you.
B.-YOur ignorance troubles me
very little.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Edward VII is some months older
than President Mckinley, who has Just
started in on his fifty-ninth year. King
Edward is now in the fifth month Of
his sixtieth year.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever Is bottle of Groves Tastelesa
Chill Tonic. 1t Is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price Soc
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as a cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322
Third Ave-, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan.
| g. 1900
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Hush! Don't You Hear tho Baby Cry?
The only safe medicine for sour curd collie in
nursing babies is Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
Make mothers milk mildly purgstive. Drug
gists. 1Oc. . Soc
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Mexico il now purchasing cavalry
horses by the car load in this country.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Your guide and guard is the famous
Oregon Blood Purifier, tested and true.
Uee it now.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

II woman is her husbands boss, his
employer never gets full value from
him.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
How She Knew.

THAT horrid Maud has been Cos
siping about me-"
"Why, how do you known"
"She kissed me twice when we met
today"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Not a Perfect Specimen.

The little girl whom the New York
Times tells about Is only years old,
but she has such large experience of
dolls that she feels herself to be some
thing of connoisseur in children. Re
Gently there came a real live baby into
the house.
When it was put into her arms, this
real live baby, the 5-year-old surveyed
it with critical eye. 2
isn't that nice babyy' cried the
nurse, with the joyous pride with
which a nurse always regards a new
baby, in which she feels that she has q
proprietary interest.
YES" replied the little girl, hesitat-
ingly. tits nice. but It's heads loose. .
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
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@Ml(S TESTED IND TRUE


"I'm afraid that you won't be
able to explain your attitude in this
matter, said the friend, doubtfully.
"I'm not going to try to explain"
said Senator Sorghum. ''Life is too
short to do anything but go ahead
and transact business. / can hire
people to do my explaining for me. ("
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

Diligence is fair fortune and indus
try a good estate.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

A Prodigy.

Laxative BromO-Quinine Tablets cure cold n
| one day. No cure, No Pay. Price Is cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
PORTLAND'S FUTURE.
Z. L. Cate Predicts $50, 900 Popula.
ton and Says All Eyes Are
Pointed This Way.

Portland II growing faster today than ct any
time In its pest history, and will have popu-
lation Of not less than 10000 In 1905. Am
Offering business and residence property today
ct prices that will pay 50 per cent net in :
years. Call ON or address
K. L. CATE,
General Agent Of the Hawthorne Esta1s.
Phone Oak 1905. SO Chamber Of Courmssce.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
The First Rule.

New Boarder-Can l get my meals
on time
Landlady-No; you will have to pay
in advance.-Harlem Life.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Unusually Lucky.

Wigg-Is he lucky?
Wagg-Lucky! I should say 50. He
says he can always light his pipe with
his last match.-Cleveland Leader.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25
Can't Always Tell.

do you serve lobsters here?"
asked the new arrival.
Well, /" replied the waiter, I'VE as
our instructions to discriminate a.
much as possible among them n
comes in to eat
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-25

A gossip never does much harm IN.
less she has an appreciative audience
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

THE fusion looters are now look
ing for larger field of spoilation.
Not satisfied with their reign of
extravaganza, incompetence and
mismanagement in Kootenai Coun-
ty, they have shown desire to
dictate federal appointments.
Gosh what a lot Of influence the
names of these hooters would have
as an endorsement to an applica-
ton for a federal appointment
The windjammers, for instancel
Their endorsement would be like
the back-aotion of a jackars-and
in the same direction. If IL repub-
lican aspirant wants TO make a
sure losing, he should get these
fusion lootersto champion his cause
by all means.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

The claim of other cough medi-
zines to be as good as Chamb-rlin's
are effectually set at res t in the fol-
lowing testimonial of Mr.. @. d.
Glass, an employee of Bartlett Il
Dennis Co.,, Gardiner, Me. He
says: 81 had kept adding to cold
and cough in the winter of 1897,
trying every cough medicine |
heard of without permenant help,
until one day | was in the drug
store of Mr.. Houlehan and he ad
viscd me to try Chamberlin's Cough
Remedy and offered to pay back
my money if | was not cured. My
lungs and bronchial tubes were
very sore at this time, but | was
completely cured by this remedy
and have since always turned ia il
when | got cold, and soon fine
relief. | also recommend it to my
friends and am glad to say it is tn,
best of all cough medicines " Fol
sale by J. F, Cook, Jr., Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

THE Fusion court house ring at
Rathdrum is moving heaven and
earth to try to defeat the aspira-
tions of Mr.. John w. Peters to be
the new postmaster at that place
in the event of change. The OPP
position of the court house ring is
easy to fathom 1t viii be recalled
that it was Mr.. Peters who made
an investigation Of the county re-
cords last fall and unearthed all
that fusion rotteness. 1t was he
who showed up the rotten practice
of the unitemized bills: he called
attention to the scandalous dis
crepancy between certain salaries
and the official labor performed; he
showed how the treasury was being
depleted of large sums by fusion
ringsters contrary to law; he also
showed up that ridiculous postage
stamp account Of course tn,
court house ring has it in for hin
and would defeat him if they
could. That the exposures mad
nv Mr.. Peters still hurts and rank
les in the manly (?) fusion breas
j. evident, hence this meddling il
Republican politics in general ant
opposition to Mr.. Peters in parti
cular. IfMr. Peters needed boss
for the position, the court hous
ring has given him the boost b.
showing their hand
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
The Handsomest Woman in Idaho

The Handsomest Woman in Idaho
Cannot preserve her beauty, except
she keeps her bowels and digestive
organs in a healthy condition.
Lanes Tea moves the bowels every
day. and cures indigestion. II
purifes the blood, clears up the
complexion, and gives YOU an APP
petite. Price 25c. and So a pack
age. For sale by j. F. Cook, Jr.
Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
To California.

A delightful ocean voy age via the
0 R. n. Co.'S steamers. sailing from
Portland query five days. Rates
to San Francisco, $22.4O first class,
$16.40 second class. To Los Ange-
les, 1920 first class, $23.75 second
class, including meals and berth on
steamer. Only 81 hours via the
all rail route. Direct connection
at Portland. Rates, Spokane to
San Francisco including berth from
Portland, $2S 20 first class, 1920
second class. Further information
cheerfullv furnished.
H. NJ. ADAMS, General Agent,
430 Riverside Ave-, Spokane
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

THE warrant Indebtedness of
Kootenai county at the end of the
last quarter was over $68,000.00
Every session of the county com
missioners will pile-up the amount
until time to pay in taxes again, so
that it will be near $l00,000,00
before the end of the year. Tax
payers will now begin to see the
fusion campaign dodge about taxes.
rhe fusion rate was not high enough
TO raise the revenue neces sary TO
pay for fusion extravaganza, al
though it was high enough to make
taxpayers dig up more money than
they ever had to before. They
raised the value of property Il whole
lot, and reduced the rate little,
but still the county goes behind
But Johnny and Brady says its
alright
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
The Ierald
Subscription, $500 per year.
PIONEER PAPER OF KOOTENAI GO
S. D. TAYLOR, Editor and Proprietor

THE Hon. VIM. Ryan should feel
amused, if not hattered, by the re-
cent flirtations directed to him
from the fusion camp. But its all
off with William and the Fusionists
already. When they found that
the old war horse had lost none of
his old time astuteness, they were
soon wallowing in the mire again
, and going out of their way to say
Just as mean, spiteful things about
him as they did last fall.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
For the weakne,s and prostr a-

For the weakness IS and prostra-
ton following grippe there is
nothing so promp. and effective as
One Minute Cough Cure. This pre-
paration is highly endorsed as an
unfailing remedy for all throat and
lung troubles and its early use pre-
vents consumption. 1t was made
to cure quickly. Jones, Druggist
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

To the engineer who has the powerful
forces of nature under his control, the pos
session of clear head is an absolute neces-
sity He must have head that is quick
and ready, wide awake and ever on the
lookout to meet emergencies. A clear
head must be free from aches and pains,
because they weaken the nervous force
and divert the attention. 1t must not know
dizziness, dullness, melancholy, depres-
sion of spirits, nor nervousness.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
Masquerade Ball.

A Masquerade Ball will be given
under the auspices of Acme Lodge
No. Is, K. of p, on Friday evening
Feb. %, to which all are cordially
invited. Price of tickets, 800
Supper, extra, at the Beeler Hote'
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
MASQUERADE Costumes.

Masquerade suits of all kinds for
the masquerade bail on Feb. %, at
McLaugh1in's Store. Call and
leave your orders early.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15
A Clear Head.

81 am an old railroader, and few years
ago / became so run down in health that
thought 1 would have to resign my posi-
ton. I was tired all the time, was rest
less, and had no ambition to do anything.
/ had queer feeling in my head and was
SO nervous and unstrung that the least
noise would startle me. l could get no
relief until began taking DR.. Miles Nerv-
inc, and three bottles cured me-"
JOHN HESS, DeGraff, Ohio.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1901-02-15

Reports show a greatly increas.
ed death rate from throat and lung
troubles, due to the prevalence of
Group. pneumonia and grippe. We
advise the use of One Minute Cough
Cure in all of these difficulties. 1t
is the only harmless remedy that
gives immediater esults. Children
like it. Jones, Druggist.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-01-09
OBITUARY
rall.

Mrs. Jacob Hal died Tuesday night
at 4:45 o'clock, a her home at No. 81
south First avenue. after a two weeks
Illness With pneutnania. Mrs. Hall was
- years 1T age ard had resided in Mar
shalltoyn about eleven years. She was
a native OF Indiana. but had been a res
iient Of this state for about forty-five
years. the family hoine prior to removal
TO Marshalltown having been at New
Sharon. \ husband and three children
survive, and all reside al the home in
this city. The children are Grace Ger
trude. Homer and Georse.
Mrs. Hall was Il member of the Pres
byterian church, and the funeral Will be
conducted by Rev f. w Russell at
o'clock Friday afternoon, from the rec