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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13
Mr.. b. volertsen. Of Charter oal

Mr.. B. Volertsen, of Charter Oak.
spent Thursday in Denison.
Mr. and Mrs. S. l.. Gable left on Fri
day for Woodland, CAL, where they in
tend to spend the winter. Their de-
parture was hurried by their daugh ters
illness at that place.
The Ladies Aid Society of the Nj. e.
church held a.thank Offering social on
Wednesday at the Methodist parson-
to many and a5out $50 was added to the
treasury fund
The old Plimpton barn where the
boys used to play made flying trip
down Main street today. The barn
will be used by Mr.. d. c. Thew for his
livery barn and will be removed to his
lots on south Main street.
The Normal Ball has become an an
nual institution in Denison. 1t is al
| ways we'll patronized and the young
people always have jolly time. The
ball will be given this Wednesday
evening at the opera house and all are
cordially invited to attend.
| Mr.. and Mrs j. L. Mcclellan re-
turned this week from their trip to the
Pacific Coast. They report having had
a splendid time and that they found
their daughter and family in good
health and spirits. They both look
better for their vacation. ).
| Winifred, the little babe of Mr.. and
| Mrs. r. Shaw Van, succumbed to
cholera infantum on Wednesday night.
The funeral services were conducted
by Rev Martyr at the home on Thurs.
day, and were attended by many sor.
rowing friends of the family. The
sympathy of the community is ex.
tended to the sorrowing parents.
DR.. E. d. Kemp, the new homeopathic
physician: has just opened offices over
the bank of Denison. He will reside
on Main street two blocks south of the
postotfjce and will thus be conveniently
situated for day or night calls. Dr.
Kemp is young man who appears tc
be of far more than ordinary ability
and energy. He is a graduate of the
State University and comes recon-
mended as one of the best workers anC
most thorough students of his class
We believe he is OF the right timber to
make successful physician and good
citizen and for these reasons we vel
come him and his estimable wife to oul
community.
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Mrs, Henry Bell left on Thursday for
Panama, Iowa, where she will spend
week or so with her brother.
- Mrs. DR. Toon, of Dow City, was the
guest of Mrs. Bell on Thursday.
Mrs L. NJ Shaw left Thursday morn
ing for her home in Des Moines.
Mr., Hermann Rusch was business
caller on Friday in Council Bluffs.
Mr.. Jas. Regap, of Boone. was up
Thursday, as guest of the circus.
Mrs. VIM. Goodrich is reported as
being quite i'll at her home in north
Denison.
Mr.. Joseph Fulton, of West Side, is
visiting his sister, Mrs. L. M. Baer,
this week.
Mr.. Roland Harvey. of Chicago, is
paying a short visit with his aunt, Mrs.
Jennie Luney
Mr.. Coppage of the NV, was in at
tendance at the show in Carroll. Wed
nesday evening.
Mr.. w. G. Hess and family, of Char
ter Oak, were in the city Thursday. en-
Toying the circus.
Misses Cecil and Marie Matthews. OF
Charter Oak, are in attendance at the
normal this week.
Miss Francis Hart. who was the
guest of Mrs. Crisweli last week. de-
parted for Charter Oak on Friday
Mr.. C. Wood is very sick at his home
in west Denison Grave hopes are en-
tertained as to his recovery.
Mrs Stephen Culbertsen, of ST
| Louis, is visitor of her friends, Mrs
e. Gulick and Mrs. o. NJ Criswell thi!
week.
Mrs. D. W. McWiliams and family
of Charter Oak, are shis week tn,
guests of Mr.. Chas. McWilliams 0
this city.
\ Mr. E. G. Petersen is expected to re
turn the last of the week from his tri]
to eastern markets seeking bargain
for The Hub
; Miss Mamie Bell left on Friday TO
Lake Okoboji. where she will spend al
outing of two or three weeks with th
family of Mr.. Chas. McHenry of Dow
City.
Mr.. Frank Lentz was seriously hur
en- Wednesday, by fall from the scat
fold of r Knaul's new building. Fl
was bruised severely about the fac
and one hand broken, which will re
strain him from work for some time.
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Miss Jessie Colburn, of Salt Lake
City, spent a few days with Mrs e. o.
THEN, stopping on her way to Chic
ago where she is attending school.
Mr. E. o. Then is enjoying three
weeks vacation at present. He ex-
poets to make a trip west and south,
taking in Lincoln, Nebr., Kansas, New
Orleans and ST. Louis.
Misses Mary and Clara Beard left
last week for visit of some duration
in Wyoming. They have host of
friends who hope they will return to
Denison to make their home.
Rev. Z. M. Holmes was taken i'll on
Friday and was unable to conduct ser
vices in the NJ. e. church on Sunday.
His pulpit was occupied by Rev. Dodge,
temperance worker of Des Moines.
Mr.. and Mrs. 0 A. Patterson and
Miss Jones departed on Saturday for a
three weeks trip to Denver and other
Colorado points. Mr.. Patterson will
extend his journey into New Mexico
also.
Mr.. w. T, Huckstep and Mr.. and
Mrs. Gum, OF Milford township, were
in Denison, Saturday. MIR. Huckstep
called and gave us his opinion of the
corn crop in his township We publish
his statement with that Of others, in
another column.
Mr.. Will Rhodenbaugh is reported
as very i'll in Denver. Colorado. On
Friday an operation was performed on
him for appendicitis, and he is now in
the St. Joseph hospital where he will
Z be laid up for some time. We sincere
ly hope for his speedy recovery.
Mrs. Mahoney and Miss Mamie Ma
honey, and Mrs. Riley, of Boone,
spent Sunday at the home of Mr.. III
J. Mahoney This was their first
visit to Denison and Harry was de.
lighted to have his mother and sis
tiers out to spend the day with his
family.
Many Denison friends will be pleased
to learn that Miss Clammer. who was
last year connected with the musical
department of the Denison College, has
been elected as instructor of music in
the public school of Indianola with q
salary in advance of that which she
received here. Miss Clammer is a
most capable instructor and we are glad
to note her success.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

Mr.. Theo Holling spent a few days
in our city last week.
r. Shaw Van madea business trip to
Schleswig on Saturday
Mrs. Will Seeman went on Friday
afternoon to Dow City.
Mrs A. III. Brown is reported as be-
ing very i'll this week
Mr.. j. H. Miner took in the Lake
View excursion on Sunday.
Mr.. VIM Marshall. of Buck Grove,
was visitor in the city, Friday.
Miss Maggie Michaelsen, OF Arion
was a Denison visitor on Thursday.
Do not forget the Presbyterian social
at the Gulick building tomorrow night.
Miss Lockhard, of Boone, was the
guest of Miss Grace Temple over Sun
day.
Mr.. b. Brodersen returned last week
from his summers outing at Lake Oki-
boil.
DR. Hecht is enjoying visit from
his father, Mr.. A. Hecht, of Upton.
Iowa.
Mrs. E. E. Fink departed for Cedar
Rapids on Saturday, for visit with
relatives.
Miss Annie Petersen entertained her
younger brother of Vail on Thursday
and Friday.
Mrs. Geo. Farley and two little boys
of Indianola, are visiting at the home
of B: w. Phelps.
Mr.. and Mrs. AL. Deane, of Rockwell
City, visited at the home of Mrs. E.
Gulick last week.
Mr.. Slade was reported as not being
able to work few days last week on
account of sickness.
The Misses Sims and Allan Sims, CT
Council Bluffs, were welcome visitors
at the Kuehnle home last week.
One hundred and seventy-fve tickets
were sold Sunday to Denisonites for the
Sunday excursion to Lake View.
Miss M. E. O'Hare, sister of county
attorney O'Hare. left on Monday fol
her work in Iowa City, after a pleasant
visit here.
Mr. Lee Barber returned from his
vacation trip in Colorado on Thursday
Friday he left for Carroll to resume
work with Mr. Fee.
Mr.. James Hart prominent mem
Der of the Iowa City bar, was Deni
son guest at the O'Hare home on Fri
day and Saturday.
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POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

l wish to announce to my friends
that am candidate for the office of
county sheriff, subject to the
will of the democratic county conven,
ton. AS aSlfe-long democratic worker
| ask the support of my friends.
w. j. HORTON, Denison.
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Notice.

There will be a meeting on Friday
evening at s o'clock at the home of
Mrs Thos, Pearson for the purpose of
organizing prohibition club. Ladies
as well as gentleman are invited
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13
A Chance for Girls.

The Review office would like to give
employment to two bright girls who
are willing to work and who would like
to learn good trade. Employment for
one as type-setter and one as press
feeder Noquitter need apply and no
one who has not had a fair education.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

J. B. ROMANS co. carry the most
complete stock of white lead mixed
paints, dry paints. varnishes, colors
in oil, and brushes. Call at their
store and look their splendid stock
over 81
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

POULTRY WANTED AT the C. s.
N. w. depot Aug. 18th. Highest
market price at our car in Denison
on above date. Indiana Poultry Co.,
So III @. Potter, Manager.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

THIS IS the proper time of year to
have picture of your residence tax
en-. Telephone 1873 and Brown will
attend to it. 3S-tf.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

HAVE YOU seen that beautiful new
line of frames at Browns studio?
Late styles and cheap. 3S-tf.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13
REMEMBER that all good musicians
recommend the Ivers &. Pond Pianos
b. @. Chamberlin sells them. 80

WHENyou buy B. P. S. paiut you get
an honest paint and an honest meas
ure. 81
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

B. p S. paint will cover more surface
and last longer than any other paint
made today. j. B. Romans CO. sell
it, 81
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

B. P. S. paint is rightly named B. p
S. stands for best paint sold. j. B.
Romans Co. sell it,, 81
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REVIEW WANT COLUMN
4. Osa0ald, Fashionable Tailor
Denison, loaoa. Over Pos5oDssf

OF TITLE Having
decided to remain at Denison, Iowa
all orders for Abstracts of Title will
receive careful aud prompt attention
THEO. WALKER.
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CESSPOOLS pumped and scavenger
work. Address. Box 322, Denison,
Iowa. 25-tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

E. G. CHAMBERLIN'S watch stock is
sold as close as any stock that is not
watered 80
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

Miss Jessie Colburn, of Salt Lake
City, spent few days with Mrs. p. O.
THEM, stopping on her way to Chic
ago where she is attending school.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

Lawn Seats and Step Ladders cheap
at Wygant's.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-08-13

Mr.. Julius Bale left last week for an
extended western tour. He will 90
through southern Canada, Yellowstone
Park, Seattle, Portland. San Francisco.
Los Angeles and intermediate points
before returning.
The Kimball Piano Co. has removed
it's headquarters and will hereafter oc-
eupy half of seemann Bros. Jewelry
store. The Kimball Co. is pushing for
business here and is getting it. We
would call attention to their new ad-
vertisement in this issue
Iii is reported that Lane and Leahy
will put in new bowling alley at
their old stand on Main street and that
they will remove their billiard tables
to the building near the Fargo House
recently occupied by Mr.. Hermann
Rusch. The new alleys will be ready
in about three weeks.
Last week Mrs. Chas. Kemming gave
a pleasant tea to the LUCKY Six
The Lucky Six"is a bunch of Deni.
son beauties and while they may be en-.
titled to, the name we would suggest
that the boys who get them may well
be called the "Luckier Six" The tea
party was a very enjoyable affair and
was given in especial honor to the
Misses Beard.
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The Bachelors soliIoouv,


To wed or not to wed? That is the ques-
ton.
Whether lis wiser in the mind to suffer
The hash and tough steak of the board
ing house.
Or to make love to a maiden, and, mar
rying her,
End all my tribulations. Eat ancient
prunes
No more; and in a minute to say we
end
The stomach-ache, and the thousand
awful pains
Boarders are heir to; tits consumma-
tion
Devoutly to be wished To wed. to
marry:
To wed, perchance to scrap; aye. there's
the rubl
For in my nightly rest what curtain lee
lures.
When have shufied off this bachelors
Must give me pause? There's the re
spect
That makes calamity of married life:
For who could bear each night her awful
TRADE.
The kids shril yells, the walking up
and down
With it; the blamed inevitable tuck:
The frequent visits of the mother in
law.
Who makes the home to you very IN
ferno.
When he himself might live in blissfu
peace
As bachelor? Who could put up with
this.
To grunt and sweat under such dreadful
tortures.
But that the thought her pepper might
go off
To the undiscovered country from whose
bourne
No traveller returns. resolves the mind.
And makes him soon forget the ills he'll
have
And enter in the sea of matrimony?
Thus conscience must be deadened. laid
aside.
And thus the native line of resolution
Is smothered DER with gay cast OF
thought.
And enterprise Of great profit and mo.
ment
With this regard. their currents flow
dead sure,
And gain for us the dough. Soft you
now.
The dinner bell. God grant there may
not be
Too many flies in the soup
st. Louis Star.
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WHY NEW YORK LEADS TRADE.
Her Route to the West Has the Least
Resistance Against Gravity.

Resistance Against Gravity.
The completion Of the Erie canal rev.
olutionized the trade of the United
States. Before its opening Philadel-
phia was the commercial metropolis Of
the country, and nearly all the foreign
commerce, except that landing at Bos-
ton, passed over its docks. At that
time, moreover, many If not most of
the vessels discharging at the ports Of
the United States returned in ballast.
With the completion of the canal there
was an open door between the East
and the West, and thereafter every
vessel discharging at New York was
certain of return cargo. Under such
circumstances is it strange that the
foreign commerce should concentrate
itself at the latter port?
There was another item, too; wheat
which was $1.50 a bushel at New
York, brought just one-thlrd of that
sum at Buffalo; the difference in price
represented the cost of transportation.
With the completion of the canal the
latter was reduced to 40 cents and the
farmer got the other Co. Is it surpris-
prising that with such tremendous
gains New York should have become
the Empire State? And yet it was all
in the selection of the natural trade
route-the line Of least resistance-the
minimum lift against gravity.
And even to this day the same trade
route is making history as rapidly as
1t did in the early decades of the CEN
fury. From Buffalo to New York City
a magnificent railway system, with its
six tracks, parallels the canal and the
Hudson estuary. From Buffalo to tide
water the millions of tons of freight
are lifted in the aggregate about 800
feet; from Chicago along the shores of
the two lakes it is not far from LOO
feet.
In the case Of the trans-Appalachian
roads the aggregate of upgrades varies
from 5000 to 5000 feet. This is the
entire lift against gravity. And that
lift means hundreds of extra locomo-
tives and train crews. 1t means, more
over that in the first the cost of trans
portation between the East and the
West must be reckoned on the basis
of the Mohawk gap route; and, what
ever may be the economic history of
the United States in the future, its de
velopment will be inseparably connect
ed with this great line of least resist.
ance.
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MISS MARIE COATS.

Miss Marie Coats, president of the
Appleton Young Ladies' Club, writes
the following concerning Peruna
Appleton, Wis.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Column
bus, o.:
Gentlemen-"I find Peruna an ex-
cellent spring and summer medicine
and am glad to call the attention of
my friends to it. When that languid,
tired feeling comes over you, and
your food no longer tastes good, and
small annoyances irritates you, Peru
ma will make you feel like another
person inside OF week have now
used it for three seasons and find it
very reliable and eliicacious. Marie
Coates.
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruna, write at once to DR.. Hart
man, giving a full statement of your
case and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, president Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
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A balloon ascensionist WAS recently kill
ed while making one OF his daring trips
Life is too valuable 10 trihe with in fool
hardy adventures. IL is better TO employ
ourselves in peaceful pursuits where we
may be secure Then If we take care OF
our health. we can live 10 good old age.
The best means of pronpting good health
is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters This med
icine cures dyspepsia. Indigestion, consti-
patton, latulency and insomnia. BE sure
10 try ID.
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The Grip of Etiquette.

what? Marry your" cried the fair
young girl. "Why, you are only an
apology for man."
True" he sighed; "but you are
not so lacking in courtesy as to fail
to accept an apology"
Her boarding house etiquette for
babe her flying in the face of conven-
ton, so she resigned herself to fate.
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I,emons Tor the ToiIet.

Few women nowadays but know the
value of lemons and the fruit is so
cheap that the toilet table should not
be without this little yellow doctor"
as some call it. Lemon juice is whiten-
ing either for the hands, neck or face.
A piece of lemon rubbed on the teeth
removes discoloration, but the teeth
must be brushed afterward or the acid
will injure them. A piece of lemon
tossed in the wash water is refreshing
and likewise softens the water.
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When the statue OF Washington
was unveiled at Paris last summer a
happy group OF American students
we're waking the echoes from time to
time with their college YELL One
French woman said nervously to an
other, ''Why do they make that
frightful noise?"
Her companion answered with calm
superiority, my dear, its the savage
in them -
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Beware OF Oihtmenfa for Catarrh That
Contain Marcurv.

As mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
TEN when entering IL through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex-
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi-
clans, as the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from them
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. J..
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the God and mucous surfaces OF the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine; IL Is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by f. ]. Cheney & Co. Test.
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Knew His fsilines.

Mr.. Homely is not a beauty and he
knows it. When his first baby was
born he asked
docs it look like me?"
OF course they said yes.
WELL" said he, you must break
it to my wife gently"
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Daughter-Wnich is correct, papa,
Miss Brown married Mr.. Smith, or
Mr.. Smith married Miss Brown
Papa That depends, my child.
Had he the money, or had she?
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Couldn't Pawn II.

Mr. straits-It may seem strange
thing for me to do on such short
acquaintance, Miss Slasher, but
have called to pledge you my love.
Miss Slasher- You have made
mistake, Mr. Straits Miss Eisen-
heffer, the pawnbroker's daughter,
lives in the next block.
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Repartss Al ovO.

"Hellow exclaimed the egg that
was still intact, "you appear to be ali
broke up"
Nevertheless, replied the one in
the bowl Of eggnog, "I'm in good
spirits"
$50 observe. suppose you'll be
drunk in little while"
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Another Thing.

eyes, I'm studying French. I'm
going to take run over to Paris,
you know.
$50 you think that will help you,
eh?"
"Why, certainly. It's easy enough
to speak the language.
eyes, but it's hard to make the
Frenchman understand it. P"
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Sweetmeats for Wives.

At the stag dinner" of the Fish
mongers' company in London each
man gets casket of sweetmeats to
carry home to his wife. And the out
side baskets make neat work baskets
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Paul Revere, Invention.

Paul Revere, The famous revolu-
bionary hero, was an inventor and
was the first in this country to refine
and roll copper The concern he
founded in 1901, the Revere Copper
Co., still exists at Canton, Mass.
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Rev. Mr. Goodleigh--I understand
that the last missionary that was here
was esteemed very much by you?
Chief Uppi-No, sab; we roasted
him, sab.
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The Ruling Passion

81 see that Masie has decorated her
room in the hotel with swords, guns.
pistols and foils. {"
mo wonder. She always was a
great girl for having arms around
her.
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Unfortunate.

Education may be a good thing,
said the man with the stubby nous
sache, "but if my parents had not
nstilled in my mind so great rev.
frence for grammar | am almost sure
l could have been poet :.
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The Gentle Beesar.

"I'm hungry, sir, !" said the beggar.
won't you give me enough to get a
meal?"
Here, my good man., said Mr..
Pompus, here's a penny for you. :"
co. thank you, sir By the way,
have you pepsin tablet about you?
l always get dyspepsia when ! overeat
myself"
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Little Sister, guess you accepted
Mr. Sweetly.
The Grown-up One What makes
you think so?
Little Sister He don't give me
candy any more.
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AZ Menlo Park, San Maieo County, Cal, with
It's beautiful. surroundings, perfect climate,
careful supervision, thorough instruction,
complete laboratories and gymnasium, easily
schools for boys on the Pacific Coast Ira G.
HOitt Phi. d., Principal.
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Friday Not unIuekv.

Quizz-Do you think Friday an I'M
lucky day to move.
Bizz-NOt for me. moved on
Friday and found out if I'd waited
until Saturday my goods would have
been attached for rent.
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Prepared Ior the Worst.

eyes, Briscom's wife insists on
running their auto.
II noticed the fact when they
passed. But why does Briscom sit in
that cramped position?"
"He's all braced for hasty Jump. :"
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Not Oysters AIone.

Church-Let's see; what is it we
have to so without in the months
without r?
Gotham-Heavy flannels.
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"How can you go out with Fred
Squandret, Laura? He is such a
spendthriit.
"What if he is? He spends it
nearly all on me.