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IN JUSTICES COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
COLUMBIA BEFORE SAMUEL c. Mills.
ESQ. A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE Ed
WARD MITCHELL Plaintiff vs. KATIE J.
ROSENFELD. Defendant. At Law No 1855.
summons IN due form having been issued
out OF this court to a lawful constable OF this
District for the said defendant and the same
having been By said constable returned not TO
be found" 1t Is hereby ordered that said de-
PENDANT cause her appearance 10 be entered here
in before the It'll DAY OF NAY, 4. D.
ersise the cause viii be proceeded wiki
e Of dsiault
SAM { NILS, Justice OF the Peace.
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Last fall was tzEzn WITH very severe at
tack of muscular rheumatism which caused ne
T,rsc-iBticus and rheumatic cures decided to use
Chaul5erlain's Pain Balm. which had seen at-
yertised in the South Jersey man After two
and aster using one bottle W2S comp CteIy cured
SalTie Harris. Salem. y. J. For sale by Henry
Evans. wholesale and retail. and all druggists
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Hotel Cl2nDellill
Fortress Monroe, Va.
Overlooking Hampton Roads. the famous
rendezvous of the U. S. Navy.
A Climate Unequaled Elsewhere
IN the World.
Old Point Comfort Improvement Co.
GEO. a. keller
Manager

Trains of the Chesapeake ard Ohio Rail-
Wv leave washington at II Al a m, ar
rive Old Point 6:35 p, m. Pullman Buffet
Parlor car through without change. Nor
folk and Washington Steamboat Com
Dany's steamers leave Washington $50 p.
m, arrive Old Point Z & m.
Hampton Club Coli Ltnks are connected Bith
- the Hotel
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4 Permit RECON- menaed.

Electrical Engineer Allen has recon-
mended that the Commissioners grant the
application Of the Chesapeake and Poto-
mac Telephone Company to erect two
pcis5 IN the alley of square 8. Blooming
dale subdivision, one Of the poles 10 be
located thirty feet north of the position
shown In a plat submitted with the apDii-
cation.
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CHUnCH NOTICES.

REFORM CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH-ssrv-
ices at 800 O'Clock SUNDAY afternoon and 3
o'rioch wednesday evenings IA Confederate ct
Grams Hall. fSl IItts st. At the sunday Sc v
ice Agrn H. le8I col OLIVER 4 S4BtN
srilf deliver the eighth oi series of t8etve lee
lures teaching how To heal the SICK by Christian
Science methods These lectures are fFee- At
The close Of the testimonial services on Neenes-
dar jennings. all Vh0 desire It are given trait
mont free Hall cuHlHodious and comfortable
Al are invited. Ell
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Pure Is the mountain streams are Heurich's
Nae-zen Senate and Lager beers. and when
You drink q cool glass Of these refreshing bever-
ages you xii feel inspired 10 say with Milton
that zone sip OF this viii battle the dropping
spirits with delight beyond the bliss Of dreams -
Phone West a, Arlington Bottling Co, fer a
case.
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Rheumatism Cured In a Day.

Mystic Cure for rheumatism and neuralgia
radically cures in to days its action upon the
system is remarkable and mysterious. 1t re-
moves at once the and the disease Imme-
diately disappears The first dose greatly benefits
IS cents and 81. Sold by Stevens Pharmacy
Pennsylvania Avenue and Ninth Street.
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Very truly yours,

Very truly yours,
RICHARD YATES.
The more Intelligent portion Of every
community are the ones who best rec
ommend Paine's celery compound
They have looked into this great rene
dy. followed It's remarkable achieve
ments IN the cases Of friends, neigh
bors and relatives. ard know just what
to expect from its use as a nerve and
brain strengthened and restorer. and an
ideei invigorator for a rundown sys-
tenn
There is less hesitation nowadays
among welI-tuformed people in attend
ing to the beginnings Of poor health.
II is well known that disease is pro-
Gressive and cumulative, easy 10 drive
out at the start but d menace to life
when allowed TO entrench itself in any
organ Of the body If people would con-
slider headaches. rheumatism, neural
gia. sIeeplessness, indigestion. and ian
guild feelings in their true light and as
seriously as they deserve to be, and
make a stand against them at once by
means Of Paine's celery compound,
there would be a wonderful diminution
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to Resume His Tour.

LONDON. April 1$-It Is stated that
I'aaerewski, the pianist. whose son Hip
p0Iyte. died recently at Moscow. viii re-
sumo his tour on April ls
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DIED.

BAESC HLIN-On Saturday April 13 1901 at
$50 a m, MARY ANN, daughter Of John Baes-
chin, Of Switzerland and beloved sister Of Fred
4, Baeschlin, in the sixty-seventh year of her
age.
May she rest in peace
Funeral VIII leave the residence Of her niece
Mrs. Layiuis n Harper 80 North Carolina ave
Sc Monday at o'clock Interment at Congress
sional Cemetery. Relatives and friends invited
10 attend eI3-3
BERRES-On Friday. April 70, 1901 at 2:80
tie late Joseph Berries, in the thirty year
OF his age.
Funeral viii leave the residence Of his mother
90 Seventh Street northeast Monday It $50
0 clock; thence to St. Josephs Church, where
requiem mass will be celebrated at 9 O'Clock.
Intermeut at Mount Olivet. Relatives and friends
invited to attend.
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LittIeton Defeats Maynard.

IIttIeton defeated Maynard last night in
the pool tournament at the Maryland Pool
ParIoTs by a score Of 100 20 70. Tonight
Littieton meets Campbell. Littietcn is the
only one who has thus far won all mis-
games.
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SPECIAL NoTICE-A meeting OF the stockhold
ers Of the Washington Safe Deposit Company
viii be held APRIL 10Th 1901. for election Of
di7 ectors- Polls open at y m, close at l
o'clock D. m SAkFI4 CROSS,
Secretary and Treasurer
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Neyy Duties fnr aIaIor So.

The Secretary Of War. by direction of
the President, has assigned Major John
P Story, Of the Artillery Corps to duty
as q member Of the Board OF Ordnance
and Fortidcations.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

THERE will be q General meeting of the stock
holders of the Natto-,.l Topographic Company at
ough OF Manhattan and City of New York upon
MONDAY APRIL p. AT 1870 P. N, TO consider
certain proposed changes in the bylaws, and 4
resolution authorizing a change of place Of the
principal offee TO Charleston. ". Va. By order
Of the Board OF Directors, JAMES 0. CLEPEAAE,
Secretary.
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PROPOSALS FOR STATIONERY AND 4HsCFI@
Desais IN duplicate for furnishing stationery and
miscellaneous supplies for the Department OF JUS
tee and for the United States Courts and judicial
officers for the fiscal year ending june 90 1872,
viii be received until 2 O'CLOCK P. NJ Nay
:. 1901. and then opened, those for the departs
Tnent including ice. shoeing, care Of horses fuel,
and the flashing OF towels at the Office Of tbs
courts III the Division Of Accounts, both in tbs
department building, 1875 b Street northwest.
Washington, d C. Separate proposals TO Be
made for supplies for the department and thoss
for the courts Blank proposals and other infor-
nation viii be furnished upon application 10 tbs
offices named The right 70 reject any and all
bids is reserved J. h RICHARDS Acting At.
terney General
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PR0POSALS-U : Department OF Agriculture,
Office OF the Secretary Washington D. c. April
, IgCl.-SeaIed proposals wiz be received al
the office OF the DisbUrsing CLERK 1atiI P "
THURSDAY. MAY >, 1901, for f,grnishir=- sup
plies during the fiscal year endIug-i June 80 1892
as follows: Stationery. laboratory lumber and
packing boxes. fuel and ice painters plumbers
furniture and map frames forage car seals etc.
hroous brushes. etc Hogr es7jsts cleaning car
pets and washing towels, telegraph and hardware
iags- instruments, towers and lanterns printing
and IhogFaphing material waste paper. FuIl in
formation furnished on application to the Dis
bursting Clerk OF the Weather Bureau. Bids Enuss
be sealed and addressed TO the Secretary Of Aari-
culture in accordance with instructions gives
on schedules. JAMES WILSON, Secretary
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TO PREVENT PNECMeNIA AND GRIP
LazatIve Bsano-Qainine removes the cause.
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PROPOSALS.

PROPOSALS FOR GENERAL SUPPLIES. OF & z
CT THE COMMISSIONERS OF The DiSTRtCf
or COLJ3IBIA- Washington April .. ISL
Scaled proposals will be received at this once
until TIL RSDAY MAY. ., 1901, At O'CLOCK
p NJ, for furnishing tizs various branches Of The
District Government with general supplies for the
f=cal year ending June 20. 1882, comprising, zts-
tionarr, blank forms and printing school books.
furniture. hardware. tInNare pitEahers' supp .es
groceries boots and shoes drts, glass paint and
VaTnishes. lumber, fresh meats. castings, incl,
dry goods. ice telephone supplies. saddiery. and
forage Blank forms Of proposals. together with
all information. can be Obtained upon apPliea-
ton At the Property Clerks Office. Room 20.
District Building 4ef Louisiana ave Bw Bids
wiIl be received by the Class or for one or more
items IN class but the Commissioners Tpslrve
the right to reject any or al bids OF parts Of
bids TO waive detects. and to award al contracts
by classes OF By one OF more items. rs NAV best
serve the interests OF the District No proposal
fgr printing to be Done outside OF The District Of
Columbia viii be considered HENRY B F.
MCFARLAND. JOHN ". ROSS LANSING; II.
BEACH, Commissioners Of the DiEts5ct OF Colu1.
bia.
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Chicago. III, Feb. 8. 1901
Wells. Richardson < Co:
GentIemen-I have used Paine's Gel
cry compound and find it an excellent
remedy
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L 5. ENGINEER OFFICE, TS5 North Capitol st..
Washington, D. C.. April 10, Ig0I-SeaIed propo-
sails viii be received acre until neon MAY 9,
1901. and then publicly opened, for furnishing
cast iron and steel cable racks, porcelain irsH-
lsteT clamps insulators, and accessories for
electrical installation for new building for Gov
eminent Printing Office Information furnished on
application JOHN STEPHEN SEWELL, Captain
E--..-iriaers
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OFFICE PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND GROUNDS.
Washington. D. c. april 10. ISeI.-Sesled pro-
posaIs in duplicate viii be received here until
"a, H. "a Ioe5- CO. - -. ---ls
plies; class ., flower pots; class 3, paints oils
glass. etc; class {. hardware; class s agri-
cultural implements etc; class 6, electric hat
terv supplies. class 4 drain pipe and plumbers
supplies: class 5 stationery class g. manure;
class 10 sand and gravel; cias= II soil; cIass p
ice; cas- I3 lime cement. felt etc; class IL
brick: class %. sod; class Is, fuel; class L.
lumber and sash; class Is OF teams Separate
proposals for each class desired Each envelope
should be endorsed to indicate class for which
enclosed proposal is made Preference given 70
articles OF domestic manufacture, conditions Ok
quality and price (incIudi1g IN price Of foreign
productions TnanJ1fs ture the duty thereon) be-
ing equal Right reserved TO reject any and al p-o-
posals. Information can be obtained here. THE0.
4 BINGHAM Colonel.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
Hosv Far Vnions Con Go.

The English courts are gradually de-
tcrm!nlng how far n trades union can
lawfully go when It's members and an
employer arc mt odds. a few years
nso l, was laid down rs the law that
where the agent of union notifies an
employer that II he does not discharge
men In his service because they do not
belong to the organization the union
men In his employ will strike and the
non-unlon men arc discharged on ac-
count of this threat they cannot re-
cover damages. II was admitted that
the men thus discharged had been In
jurcd. but 4, was held ,ha; since Il WAS
lawful for an individual member OF a
union to tell his employer ;ha, he
would not work for him unless he dis
charged certain persons whom he did
not wish TO work with. 1; was lawful
for the union mon to do the same
thin. collectively through an officer OF
their organization.
This decision was altogether salts
factory to the trades unions. A final
decision recently given in another case
does not suit them at all. A butcher
got cntangicd In controversy with
the Journcymcn Butchers Assistants
association. The association induced
several OF his employees to leave with
out notice. thus intcrfcrin. consider
ably with his business. and finally II
notified second butcher thn, unless
he stopped doing business with the
first butcher the association would call
out his hands. This threat was cs-
fcetunl and tho final rcsui, was tho
ruin Of the first butcher. Then he
sued the association. which has money.
for $3.50 damages and has won his
suit
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
A Fatal Experiment.

A Havana dispatch states that one OF
the four subjects of recent yellow fever
experiments has fallen victim. He
was bitten by mosquito which had
previously bitten a yellow fever patient
and developed the fever four days
later.
This case Is notable. not only be-
cause It is the first OF numerous ex-
perimental cases TO result fatally. but
because the death proves that the Sc
rum prepared by DR.. Caldas IL not n
sure cure in all cases. and raises n
doubt rs to Its curative efficiency in
any case. The yellow fever board In
Havana has been conducting expert
ments since early in january, and as
all save one of the many subjects have
recovered from the disease there would
hardly seem to be sufficient reason for
disseminating the investigation in this
direction. II further subjects offer
themselves and II useful knowledge Ia
likely to be gained by continuing the
experiments.
DIR. Hazard. our chief surgeon in
Cuba, who refuses to permit more to
be tried, should consider the small per-
centage of fatality hitherto and the
fact that subjects are willing to take
the risk in order to become immune.
and not merely for the good OF others.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30

Consumption Is not incurable. DIR.
Allen 4. Haight. who has been In at
tendance on the British congress on
tuberculosis. IL authority for the state
mcnt that its cure IL effected by ma
tural means altogether. says the Chi
cago Chronicle. Fresh air. pure food
and weil-ventllated sleeping rooms will
have more to do with the cure OF q
consumptive than any other agencies.
he says.
DIR. Haight returned yesterday to
Chicago from "trip TO Europe made
especially to attend the session OF the
British congress. II was at this COLI
.rcss that Dr. Koch. the eminent Ger
man specialist. advanced his theories
concerning Shthisis. The German ply
sician's iheory did not meet with the
approval OF the delegates to the con.
gress. II was looked upon as too rad
ical to be accepted by medical men aud
many physicians from nearly every
country took exceptions TO his theo-
rics.
Consumption IL not u deadly dis.
case" Dr. laisht said yesterday. "lt
can be cured. Fresh air. plenty OF
pure. nutTliivc food and wcil.vcntilnicd
sleeping rooms are about all that are
necessary. There Is absolutely no or
gan OF the body that IL Immune from
tuberculosis. OF course. the lungs are
the easiest afr.,ctcd. but almost any or
gan of the human body may be attack
cd by the germs OF the disease. There
IL no way OF dcicrininin: just what
par, may lie attacked Ia case OF mn cp-
idcmic. but In every ease u cure IL not
only possible. but probable. II the dis.
care Is taken In time.
we had u very interesting meeting
In London. II settled the fact that cnn.
sumption was not mn incurablc disease
and outlined a cure.
..It seems 10 me that II wealthy men
desire to leave their money for the ben.
cit OF their fellow men they could do
far better than establish and cndow H.
brnrics. There Il more mortality In
this world from tuberculosis than
there IL from NIL the wars Of recent
days. Wars may claim Its thousands.
hut consumption claims Its tens aud
hundreds OF thousands.
III some wealthy man who Is dcsir-
Gus OF cs,nblishiE. nn institution that
will commemorate his name would
abolish the library Idea and found sew.
cr1i hospitals for the benefit OF con.
sumptIvcs II strikes me that II would
h. far more useful"
DIR. Hairht was appointed to the
congress as n representative Of the
American Medical Association. He
has made exhaustive researches Into
shc disease and his appointment was
made because OF them. lie read pa
per before the congress on "Tubcrcu.
iosis OF the Eye" for which he was
warmly congratulated. While In Lon.
don the visiting physicians were On.
,cr,aInc,i by the lord mayor OF the city
and the Duke and Duchess OF wcliin.-
ton.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
Mlrrr,,.. a. sr.,rnx.r..

Ia Grange Is To have the most up-to.
date plant for the disposal OF Its sew
ngc that science has devised. says n
Chicago paper. Work on II will be be-
gun within two weeks, and II will be
finished before the end OF the year.
In this plant microbes will bc made
to do the work. Cultures OF the organ.
isins will bc kept In huge antiscptic
tanks. Through these tanks the sew
age will pass and when II comes ont
viii he rs pure ns fresh water. the mi.
crobcs having eaten NIL the impurities.
This method IL the only practical
one for small towns" said T.. I. All.
son. n member OF the village. board last
night. "Ali the towns OF Illinois will
have TO come To II by and by. II Ia al
ready in successful operation In 0uin-
cy. Illinois. and Madison. Wisconsin.
but our plant will be an Improvement
on both OF these. The work will cost
several thousand dollars. and the con-
tract will be let at once
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
American Mcar in Loneon.

The English cattlomcn have petit
toned parliament for the redress of
great grievance. They allcge that the
Americans have by foul means OBJ
tained control of smithficld. London's
central meat market. They say that
British cattle-raisers are absolutely ex-
cluded from that market; that the
Yankees get together at . o'clock every
morning and fix the London price for
meat for the day, thus robblng GUS
toners: that they have secured posses
sion of the market "by means of un-
limited expenditure backed by shrewd
brains" and that they have done other
dreadful things. Americans must got"
they cry. They have held their per-
nicious monopoly long enough" But
how did the Americans secure the mon
opoly? We are left to infer what we
will from the statement that "the city
conducts the market" and does so sin
direct violation of the terms of the
ancient charter" The implication is
that the Americans in some way i'm
properly influence the city government.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30

QUICK WORK MIGHT SOLVE IT.


A lady was recently reading to her
voung son the story OF a little fellow
whose father was taken Ill and died.
after which he set himself diligently to
work to assist In supporting himself
and his mother. When she had dn-
lshed the story she said:
Now. Tommy. II pa were to die.
wouldn't you work to keep mammal
why. no." said the little chap. not
relishing the idea Of work. ''what
for: Amt We got good house to live
,n!"
oh. yes. my dear" said the mother:
but We can't eat the house. you
know"
Well. amt We got plenty of things
Ia the pantry!" continued the young
hopeful.
Certainly. dear" replied the moth
sr: but they would not last long and
what then?"
We'll. ma" said the young ineor-
risible. after thinking moment. ''ain't
there enough to last till you get an
other husband!"
Ma gave II up.-Answers.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
AsPest's Trayel.

The hesslan fly was broup
country In straw or hay Inn
the Hessian troops during n,
tionnry War. II first made h
ance In 1776 on Staten islam,
u spread to Long island, =,
England. then came West.
sian fly has travelled from
land west ut the rate OF aba
miles u year.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
REACHED THE LIMIT.

Maud-"Your nance called on me
last night"
Mabel-"Indeed?"
Maud-"Yes, guess what he said to
me-"
Mabel-"I haven't the least notion"
Maud-"He said. 4 wish that dared
to kiss YOU"
Mabel (confidently)-"Bu he didn't
do It."
Maud-"How do you know"
Mabel tsweetly)-"There are limits
even to heroism."-Town and Country.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
A sr,.Icr MopEnxIsr.

"wha, do you think madc Shyiock
refuse three thousand ducats In cash
and continue to demand his pound OF
ficsh-"
Il don, know" answered the man
who didn't mean to be CHASTITY. bu.
who has merely failed to acquire a
familiarity with his subject. "T sup
pose tho Beef Trus, happened to be In
n position to quote any prices it
pleased Just ut that timc."-washIns-
ton Star.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30

We ofor Ono Hundred Dollars reward for any
Catarrh Cure.
-. f. J. CHENEY s co, Props. Toledo. O
we, the undersigned. have known r. J.
ohohcy Tor the last IL years md believe him
perfectly honorable In all business transactions
anu hnanclally able To carry out any obliga.
tions made by their arm
West Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.
~. Walding. kinnan S Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo. Ohio
HALL s Catarrh Cure IL taken internally, act
ing ulrcctly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
o. thc system Testimonials sent froo Price
'ec per bottle Sold by ali drugristx
Halls Family Pills arc tho best
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
A nnnKrx rxnAnrMrsr.

Harry-''wondcr why II was that
Frank and Bertha broke on their en-
gagcmcnt understood 1; was all ar
ranged. even to the marriage day."
Dick-'it was discovered that the
wedding ring was made by nonunion
labor. so the clergyman refused to per-
form the ceremony. and no other min
Transcript.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
LIKED LITERARY MEN.

Young Author tcngaging board)-
you have several literary men board
Ing here. believe"
Mrs. slimdiet-"Yes, quite number.
I like literary men,"
II am delighted to hear 1t"
"Yes. you see. literary men never
kick when 'emand cash in advance.
They are used to it."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
A HORIZONTAL SHAVE.

A famous orator arrived late in n
Southern city. where he was engaged
to lecture. He needed shave badly.
and Ind Just time for one. Fastening
To his room In the hotel he rang for n
barber. A brisht-lookinE boy came In
and announced that he was the bar
bcr. The gentleman sat down on n
chair and told him to 20 ahead.
Il beg you pardon. sir. but would
you mind lying down on the couch!''
"why?" asked the assonished lee
turcr.
Well. sir. you see. I am generally
sent to shave the eorpses. and I can
shave a man better when he Is lying
do~n."-New York Tribune.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
Our Nations Wealth.

Gold and silver are poured ,
lnto the lap OF the nation. but
RAJ wealth and strength Is ran
the most useful OF all metals,
wealth OF . human being lies
stomach: u you have oyerwo,
until y u disabled. try Hosteti
ach Bttters. II Will relieve d
bowels. improve tho appetite
constipation. dyspepsia, blliOu.
AAd kidney disease.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
CORRECT DIAGNOSIS.

shrcwd Doctor-"I see what's the
matter. It's mental strain--too much
worry"
Bank cashier-"what do you ad-
yise7"
"Change OF scene"
Where tor
"oh. almost any country where there
IA no extradition treaty"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-30
,,AKINo rur nrsr or 1T.

Mrs. De Fashion-"My daughter has
rainting spells and our doctor is unable
TO stop them. SO have come to engage
your services"
Professor Shassai dancing mastery
Wat you wish of me, madam"
Mrs. De Fashion, thought you
might perhaps teach her to faint more
gracefully"