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Sue Brette-'I'll bet it won't take"-
Yonkers Statesman.
His Recommendation: She-"Would
you recommend any particular method
of learning golf?' He-"Decidedlyl
Co-education. Boston Gazette.
Nellie-"Charlie says l grow more
beautiful every time he sees me-"
Maude-"If that's the case you ought
to have him call twice a day"-The
King.
"Say, Burroughs, how about that
flyer you've owed me for the last two
yearsY "Oh, come, old man, why can't
you let bygones be bygones. "-Philadel-
phia rress.
T Madge-I think I'll get measured for
a rainy day skirt. Marjorie-Don't you
think, my dear, you would better get
measured to see if you'd look all right
in one?-Puck.
Her Method Mistress-"B Bridget, I
hope you don't light the fire with kero-
senep Cook-"Dlvil bit, mum! Oh
vets it down wild werosene an loights
it wild match. Judge.
Ethel-Count Grafterino, who is en-
gagged to Maud Gottrox, seems to be
very fragile looking man. Thomas
Yes, they say the slightest touch
would break him.-Boston Herald.
Claude-Claire, I'm much interested
in the strides science is taking toward
the manufacture of diamonds. Claire
You are just wasting your time, Claude.
What would | look like In homemade
diamonds ?-Life.
Rivals: Little Hortense (proudly)-
MY aunt, over in England, has ar
mortal bearings" Little Robert-"Huh!
don't care. My uncle, down in In.
diana, has chicken with three legs!'
Chicago Times Herald.
At fashionable ball lady said to
her partner: DO you know that ugly
gentleman sitting opposite to us?"
THAT Is my brother madame" "Ah,
beg your pardon; had not noticed
the resemblance."-Le Gaulois.
Father-"I think I've scared Bobby
out of smoking cigarettes" Mother
"What did you say?" Father-"I told
him no boy years old who used tobac-
co would ever grow big enough to be
policeman. indianapolis Journal.
Customer-"They say young Woody
is married at last!' Tailor-'Yes, he's
been married some time; helped make
the match" Customer-"That's inter.
esting; how did you manage itY
Tailor-"I pressed his suit for him.
Elk.
Rev. Mr.. Saintly-w was very sorry
that l couldn't fill my pulpitslast Sum
day, but l hope you liked my substi-
tute?" Mrs. Witherby-"Oh, yes; he
was fine; and l told my husband that
he little knew what he had missed.'-
Life.
Every man," quoted the thoughtful
one, ''is the architect of his own for
tunes" YES" returned the obseryant
one, land the character of the struc-
lures put up shows that few have taken
the necessary course in architectural
Chicago Post.
"Evalina, If we are going to elope,
don't you think we would better be off
before your father awakens and fol-
lows us?" ooh, no, Algernon, there's
no great hurry. Pa said he'd be sure
to give us a good two hours start
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Hes talking of going over to Lon
don to live. He's become quite an An
glo-maniac." "Goodness How did
that happen?" "Oh, he discovered re-
Gently that he could wear a monocle
without twisting his features into a
hard knot. "-Philadelphia Press.
Her father-"And what are your
prospects" Her lover with dignity
81 don't know, sir. am not so mer.
cenary as to inquire" Her father
What do you mean by that" Her
lover-"I mean that it never occurred
to me to look you up in Bradstreets."
Philadelphia North American.
Too much: Gusher-Ay wife has
promised to wait for me at the gate of
heaven, if she is the first to go. Flash
er-Tut, tut. You shouldn't be so re-
yengeful ms to make her wait through
eternity, simply because she made you
wait while she fixed up sometimes
Life.
Robbins-"There's q good deal to be
said in favor of early marriage. Upon
the whole believe it is good thing
for man to marry before he is five and
twenty" Dobbins-"H'm! notice that
when man marries at that age he
never marrles so young again. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
One of the ancient and honorable:
Carrie-I suppose all the girls will
wonder why l accepted him. But II
they only knew what hero he has
been! He has courted death In hun
dred shapes Edith-What firt! But,
then, l suppose that does make him In
teresting. Boston Transcript.
The Minister-1 hope this rumor that
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