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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-02-23
the tramp)-Very kind, mum, but

(the tramW-Very kind, mum, but it
will be impossible for me to accept
your offer. I'm Il vegetarian, mum,
and if you happen to have little beer
OF whisky-both of which are purely
vegetable products-I shall be glad to
partake OF your hospitality.
Your neighbor has just given me an
old coat said the tramp, "can you do
nate something's" YES" responded
the clergyman; Il will go through the
collection box and find some buttons
to match the coat"
Cardinal Manning, who was, us we
all know, thin and emaciated, when in
Liverpool was visiting convent where
an Irish woman was cook. She begged
and prayed forthc blessing of the cardi-
nal. The lady superior presented the
request to him, with which he kindly
complied. The cock was brought in,
knelt down before him, and received
his blessing; whcrcupon she looked up
at him and said: May the Lord pre-
serve your Eminence and, oh, may God
forgive your cook!"
you ask me why l come here so
much?' said the young man, assuming
the agsressively argumcntativc style.
Isn't the pursuit of happiness one OF
the inalienablc rights Of MANI" YES"
/ l,.> {ri, Al,
my case the pursuit of happiness is
the pursuit OF you!" Very good" the
young woman said, adopting the crush
ingly dcmonstrativc style. Are not
life and liberty also inalicnablc
rights?' "lhey are" "Wcll you pur.
sue me nearly every evening in the
week. You worry life out of me and
interfere With my liberty" This is
how it happened that 10 union grow
out of this joint declaration of indie
pcndencc.
Visitor (angrilyl-Scc here, sir. You
called me a political jobber in your pa
per this morning. Edltor-Ycs; but
that was Il mistake Visitor-Ah! You
admit that. lIditor-Ccrtanly wrote
''robbcr" very plainly
II shall not ply any attention to
your fault-iindng,' said Mrs. Sirius
Barker. "Ill take into consideration
the fact that YOU are dysprptic and
forbear." Every we'll; hut ut the same
time don't overlook the fact that
there's many Il true word spoken in
INDIGESTION
''lf an empty barrel weighs ten
pounds, what can you fill 1t with to
make II weigh seven pounds?" asked
Senator Dcprw Of Senator Spooncr
'Havc to give il up replied Mr.
Spooncr "l'ill it full of holcs," an
severed Mr.. Drpcw, and they both
laughed
A man left his umbrella in the stand
in a Paris, Mo-, hotel recently with Il
card bearing the following inscription:
'"This umbrella belongs to Il man who
can deal II blow of $50 pounds weight.
| shall be back in ten minutes" On
returning I" seek Ills property he found
in its place Il card thus inscribed: "rhs
card was left here 10y Il man who can
run twelve miles an hour shall not
be back"
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Whereas, 1t has pleased an All~Wise
Providence to remove from our midst
our beloved sister, Susie Hubbard, and
inasmuch as by Tier death the Young
Ladies' Sodality of st. Charles church
has lost valued and useful member,
her mother loving and devoted
daughter, and the parish an ever faith
full worker; therefore be it
Resolved, That we, the members of
the Young Ladies' Sodality of st.
Charles church, extend to her mother
our heartfelt SYMPATHY in this her
great affection.
Resolved, That these resolutions be
spread on the minutes of this meeting;
that copy be furnished for publication
to the Irish Standard, and a copy be
sent as token Of love and respect for
her amiable and upright character, to
her heartbroken mother.
= TERESA LANGAN,
MARGARET McDERMOTT,
MAMIE HOVE,
MARY e. MANLEY,
Committee.
Feb. IS, 1901.
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De Wers There Yet.

They sent out Il troop of the Royal
BaZoos.
10 get
De Wet.
well capture him, surely, this time"
They cablcd it home in the African
news; "Wc'll not lose"
Next day in THO papers this fact we
perusc:
zone trOup--
In SOUP"
a regiment found him intrrnched on
Il kop-
DE Wet
You bet,
They photographed. Going right I'D to
the top.
Wen bring him back with us. The
war will then stop"
Tho pistols and muskcts and cannon
then pop.
Same news:
I'VE lose"
We've blown him to bits, and have
scattered his men.
We've met
Dc Wet"
They've cablrd the message again and
again.
"Dc Wet has surrendered" they told
us. But then,
His captors were marched to n Boer
prison pen.
Same tale:
I'VE full"
Now Kitclcrcrs weaving a wonderful
10 get
De Wet.
II stretches across the whole country.
but vet
The crafty old burghcr will somehow
forget
Il" stop where the trigger is due to
upset.
De Wet
IS there yet.
Josh Wink in Baltimore American.
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Miss Kate Tierney entertained the
Young Peoples Whist club Tuesday
evening.
Mrs. w. II. Kane and her sister, Miss
Duffy, gave card party Saturday
afternoon at their home on Holly ave-
hue, entertaining 4 company Of fifty.
Prizes at progressive euchre were Won
by Mrs. Charles Il. Lowering, Mrs. j.
Ii. Hart and Mrs. Meyer.
The engagement OF l.. Nj. Clancy,
Maria avenue, and Miss Mary n. Mo.
Rarity, State street. has been an
nounced.
Miss Fitzgerald and Miss TruaX, of
st. Paul Park, Were the guests OF Mrs.
q. Il. Messenger, Of East Isabel street
last week.
Mrs. Moran, Hastings, and Miss
Clara Fahey, OF Saltwater, are the
guests OF Mrs. G. IL. Foster, Prospect
Terrace
Miss Elizabeth j. McDonough, daugll-
ter OF Mr.. and Mrs. John McDonough,
and VIM. l.. kidder were married last
Monday at Kcsemount. Mr.. and Mrs.
kidder will reside in st. Paul.
Miss O'Connor, Hoffman avenue, has
gone East.
Michael Tracey, aged - Years, died
ut the family residence, l4S Il. George
street, on Feb. Is. Service was held
ut st. Michael's church, and interment
at Calvary Oh Sunday afternoon.
The death Of Anna Burke, relict of
the late William Burke, occurred at the
residence OF her daughter, Mrs. VIM.
"A. Miller, SUB Lincoln avenue, at the
age OF "a years. Funeral was held
from the residence with service at st.
Luke's church on Feb. is.
Mr.. Edmund MaCauley, Of Fillmore
avenue, has gone to Dallas, Tex.
MIR. and Mrs. Z. j. Conley, Pennsyl
wanna avenue, entertained at dinner
Thursday evening in honor OF MIR. and
Mrs. John Horn, OF Staples, Mimi.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anthony O'Donnell, OF
los Prince street, mourn the loss Of
their only son, James, aged five weeks.
The funeral was held from the resi-
dence Friday, Feb. Is, with services
at St. Mary's church.
The st. Paul Tourist club gave Il
dance Tuesday night at Sherman hall.
Mrs. J. Z. Nelson, Millbank, S. d., is
the guest Of Mrs. W. A. Hickey, of
Nelson avenue.
An entertainment was given last
Tuesday evening at st. Agatha's con-
servatory by the members OF st.
Agatha's club. Refreshments We're
served after the entertainment.
MI. and Mrs. II. Downey, 100 Mag
nOlia street, mourn the loss of their
little son, Willie, aged 8 years, who
died at st. Joseph's hospital on Feb.
1G. Funeral was held from the home,
Feb. -, with service at st. Patrick's
church.
A debate was given by the pupils Of
Miss Gibbons room in the Sibley
school Friday OH the question:: RE
solved, that newspapers have more i'll
structiveness than magazines"
Div. No. 5. Daughters OF Erin, gave
a dancing party Monday evening ut l.
o. .. Il. hall, Reaney street. The COM
mittee in charge was Mrs. Il. T.. Slater,
Mrs. M. L. Reilly and Miss Rose DAILY.
Henry =. Egan, aged 10, son OF
Catherine Egan and the late Pat Egan,
died at the home CT his brother, VIM.
Il. Egan, ITO South Robert street. Flu
neral was held from the cathedral Fri
day.
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A. o. H. Meeting at Kilkenny.
Kilkenny, Mimi, Feb. 20, 13t

Kilkenny, MIMI, Feb. 20, 1901.
Editor of the Irish Standard:
The local division of the A. o. IL.
held a meeting this evening in the lar
gest hall in the city, every seat being
occupied and standing room pretty well
filled up. The meeting was open to
the public, and was for the purpose Of
increasing the local membership'and
at the same time to inform the public
as to the aims and object of the order.
Insurance Fund, was in attendance and
explained the insurance feature of the
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H0, for tho Kankakee!
Josh Wink in Baltimore Americ

llo, for the marshes, green with spring,
Where the hittcrns croak, and the
plovcrs pipe,
Where the gaunt old heron spreads
his wing,
Above HE haunt of rail and sniDc;
For my gun is clean and my rods in
trim,
And the old, wild longing is reused
in me;
Ilo, for the bass pools cool and dim!
IlO, for the Swalcs of .hc Kankakee!
Is there other joy like the joy of u
Free for Il season with rod and gun,
With the sun to tan and the winds to
fan,
And the waters to lull, and never a
or the cares of life to follow him,
Or TO shadow his mind while he
waldcrs free?
IIo, for the currents slow and dim!
IIo, for the fcns OF the Kankakee!
hut by the river, light canoe,
My rod and my gun, and scnnight
fair
A wind from the south, and the wild
fowl due.
BE mine. ALPS well. Comes never a
care.
strain Of the savage fires my blood,
And the Zest Of freedom is keen in
me;
HO, for the marsh and the lilied flood!
Ho, for the sloughs Of the Kankakee!
Give me to stand where the swift cur
ren.s rush,
With my rod all astraln and bass
coming in,
Or give me the marsh, with brown
snipc afush,
And my guns sudden flashes and
resonant din;
For am tired of the desk, and tired
of the town,
And I long to be out, and l long to
be free:
Ho, for The marsh, with the birds
whirling down!
Ho, for the pools Of the Kankakee!
Maurice Thompson.
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ARCHBISHOP CHRISTIE.
His Grace of Oregon Lately in
California.

OAlllVEulAs
The San francisco Monitor Of Feb.
16 has the following news concerning
Most Rev. Archbishop Christie, for
merly OF Minneapolis:
His Grace, Most Rev. Alexander
Christie, archbishop OF Oregon, accom-
panied by his secretary, Rev. James
LII. Black, was the guest Of Archbishop
Riordan during the past week. This
was the first visit of the noted ecclesi
astic to San Francisco and during his
stay here he visited many of the Catho-
lie institutions in and about San Fran
cisco. He was especially pleased with
the educational institutions. Previous
to his appointment as archbishop of
Oregon, about two years ago, his
Grace was bishop OF Vancouver where
he did much good work for the benefit
of the missions OH the west coast of
Vancouver. He secured from the
Catholic Indian commission ut Wash
llSlOu dS mucu DIS COulu Ue expected
from that source to help better the
conditions in the North and one win
ter facing one of the severest storms
ever experienced in this country he
crossed the continent OF America and
went to Ottawa to try and secure from
the Canadian parliament some appro-
priation for the missions.
His Grace is a tireless worker and
when finished with one vast undertake
ing, he Immediately begins another.
His latest ambition is to erect Catho-
lie college in his diocese, which will
be one Of the finest and most modern
institutions of learning on the Pacific
coast. The property is now being Sc
cured and in short time the plans
will be drawn up and the erection of
a building begun, which will not only
be the pride of the Catholics of Ore
gon, but credit to the list of Catho-
lie institutions Of learning in America.
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St. pa,rick's Eve in Minneapolis.

The parishes of Ascension, st. An
thony, st. Charles and st. Lawrence
will unite in conducting the annual
union entertainment at the Exposition
building on Saturday evening, March
l6. Hon. John F. Finerty, Of Chicago,
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will again be the orator for the occa-
sion. The entire program will be of a
high order of excellence. Prices, same
as last year. Reserved seats at Ken
nedy's gun store, 322-324 Nicollet ave-
nue..
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French, and all the old English stat
utes against the Catholics were re-
pealed. This is the record of the day.
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Resolutions of Coincidence.

Whereas, 1t has been the will of the
Almighty Father to remove from the
field of usefulness and from the fam
lily circle, James Coakley, father of
our beloved Sisters, Nellie Dixon and
Hannah Hickey, be it
Resolved, That the members of Div.
No. 6, L. A. y. o. H., tender to our
Sisters and the family our sincere SYM
pathy in this their great bereavement,
and be it further
Resolved, That a copy of these reso-
lutions be sent to Sisters Dixon and
Hickey, one spread on the minutes of
the lodge and one sent to the Irish
Standard.
A. 3. ESHELRY,
MARY A. TOWEY,
MARY A. HIGGINS,
Committee
st. Paul, Mimi, Feb. II, 1901.
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A. 3. ESHELRY,
MARY A. TOWEY,
MARY A. HIGGINS,

st. Paul, Mimi, Feb. II, 1901.
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A. o. H. Life Insurance Figures.

Feb. IS, 1901.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-05
BENWOOD.
News Notes of Interest From the Cit,
OF Mii1a,

News Notes OF Interest From the City
OF aiiila,
Carroll Harrington is the guest of
friends in New York.
Mayor Shepherd was business Wis
itor in Wheeling yesterday.
Mrs. e. o. Taylor. of Main street, has
recovered after severe Illness.
DR.. Wilson, of Darlington, was the
guest of friends here yesterday.
Mrs. Mary Pelley has returned home
after visit with friends at Sherrard.
H. M. Stewart and wife will leave
shortly for Canton, Ohio. TO visit
friends.
Miss Lucy Hood has returned to her
home in Sunnyside after visit with
friends here.
Mrs. Stella Hepe has returned to her
home in this city after visiting her
mother in Pittsburg.
Samuel Hunter has returned to his
home in Warrington after visit with
his cousin, S. F. Hunter, of this city.
The local lodge of Odd Fellows will
go to Bellaire tonight in body 20
take part in the parade and exercises
there.
Father Werninger will conduct the
usual high and low masses and yes
pers in the St. Johns Catholic Church
Sunday
The Rev. P. W. Metzenthine will
conduct the usual morning and even
ing services in the st. Matthew's Luth-
eran Church Sunday.
The mornin services in the First NJ
L. Church Sunday morning will be con-
Quoted by the Rev. Charles Erp, and in
the evening by the Rev. James Price.
The Misses Alta Edwards, Nettie
Whitens and Mary Hausman will leave
to-day for Pittsburg. where they will
visit the exposition, returning home
tomorrow.
Last evening at the Blue Ribbon hall
occurred the opening dance given by
Prof Becker's class, and the affair was
largely attended. The music for the
occasion was furnished by Miss Hulda
Helmbright.
A number of Italians mixed UP in
a fight here Thursday night and ere
ated not a little excitement. Officer
Altmeyer arrested the man who had
started the trouble and took him TO
the city building. There he deposited
IS for his hearing to-day.
Yesterday afternoon at two o'clock,
from her late residence at the Junction.
occurred the funeral of the late Mrs.
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E0UEOsvTLLE
News Notes Of Interest Srom TIE Sc
frog,eiis of Marshall Eoenfv.

News Notes Of Interest Srou TIE Sc
freseiis of MARSHALL fe.nfv.
Master Crsgo Buzzard, Of Twelfth
street, is i'll.
The walks in the Boom Ground are
being repaired by the street commits
sioner.
Miss Lucy Tunley. of Newburg. is
the guest of Mrs. w. ID. Cheadle, of
Fifth street.
Mrs. Cunnard. Of GAINESVILLE, is the
guest of Mrs. Lawrence Laishley. of
Eleventh street.
Mrs. c. T.. Leatherby and children,
Of Rayenswcod. are visiting Mrs. A.
Rulong, OF Purdy avenue.
The Fostoria Tigers and the B. & o.
shop foot ball tams will meet on the
Edwards square this afternoon.
Mrs. S. NJ. McFadden, of Kittannlng,
Pa, arrived here last even g to visit
her sister, Miss Emma Parkinson.
Adolph Lubic, an incorrigible youth
of Benwood, was committed to the re-
form school By Justice Pierce yester-
day.
Earl, son Of A J. Seamon, had his
collar bone broken and received other
injuries in foot ball skirmish Thurs
day evening.
All whistles direct from bohien
warehouses and sold from $3.50 per
sallon and upwards. at MoundsvilIe
Liquor Store.
Jude Lowe, a colored Amazon of the
Galley" was before the mayor yester-
day charged with assaulting her sister.
She was fined IS and egYts, which W s
paid by friend.
1t is said that negotiations are On
for the purchas of the cotton factory
by parties from Texas. 1t is furts er
reported that il the place is not ;
that it will again be operated by the
present owners.
At a meeting of Moundsville Lodge
No. 282. B. P. 0. e., S. w. Booher, A.
J. Seamon and +. w. Brown were ap-
pointed committee to arrange for the
annual memorial services. which will
be held The first Sunday IN December.
Early yesterday morning John NJ,
Anderson, OF Cameron, and M lie
Hughes. of MajoTsville, came into town
and stopped at he jefferson House.
After the young man had warmed him
self he repaired to the county clerks
Office and procured marriage license,
Representing that the lady wes thirty
one years of age. She is said to be
but seventeen. He then started out to
hunt cheap preacher" but unSor-
tunateIy for him every minister was
out of town and the anxious couple
were Obliged to go elsewhere to be
made one
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I been sending this greatest of all pre-
pared remedies to the four quarters
of the earth, in larger and larger ship
ments, relieving and curing the sick
restoring the weak and depressed to
health and strength. making 1t possible
for many and many a person to I've
who could find no relief in we,,-intend-
ed prescriptions, or Anticipated and
worthless sarsaparillas ana nervines.
In these years that have seen so
many quacks come and go, one So
called medicine was put up by no more
experienced a hand than a pushing
Philadelphia real estate dealer; anotn-
er has been and is now run in part by
a group OF sharp newspapermen; an
other which originated as a pleasant
thing for colds, has added not to its
virtues, but to its schemes of adyer-
Using, until it has become in the minds
OF It's projectors a cure for all the all
ments under the sun-and such in
stances might be multiplied. Dan {
touch them.
All these have had, or are having
their day, while the demand for Amer
ica's greatest family remedy-a real
remedy for real ills-an effective tonic
and honest invigorator, has not suffer
ed from the attempted substitution of
other preparations. Paine's celery
compound is a medicine that cures the
sick, and no high class druggist ever
attempts to induce a customer to take
anything in its stead.
Paine's celery compound has gone on
steadily gaining in fame these years
because those who have tried 1t have
gratefully sung its praise, and in every
community in the country have by
word of mouth spread its fame.
According to the well known ethics
of reputable physicians, this prescrip-
tion was at the very outset freely pre-
scented to physicians in good stand
Ing, and the formula is gladly given
them to-day.
For that reason Paines celery COM
pound has never been included among
patent medicines. Coming from so
high source, and so searchingly tried
and recommended, physicians have
long employed it as unhesiCatingly as
they have used their official prepara-
tions.
1t drives the poison germs of deep
seated disease from the blood.
1t brings buoyancy of spirit in place
of lassitude and dependency.
It allows the overtaxed system to
start fairly on the road to health.
1t procures the sleep so necessary
to brain and nerve centres.
1t strengthens.
Invigorates.
Gives new tone to the system.
Makes the blood healthy.
Is food for the nerves.
1T makes people we'll,
Thousands have been benefited
thousands have been cured by Paine's
, celery compound, when everything else
has failed.
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Take the Only Remed y That
Is Guaranteed to Ef=
feet a Cure.
90 NOT Be FOOLED BY QUACKS e!
They Arc Dropping by the Way While the
Great Work of Paine's Celery Com
pound Goes Steadily On.

If ever a person needs to exercise
the Godgiven quality Of common
sense, 1t s when he begins to be sick.
One can afford to be stupid or freak
isA. ur careless ana lriYUIOus Wnen
well. There is no man SO poor. if he
has his health. and his nerves are in
good order, his muscles sound and his
stomach normal, VINO cannot correct
his mistake.
But the moment one falls sick
when as sure as fate, disease with its
mia beginnings, if not promptly
checked. is bound II develop into ser
ious illness-there is no lJn2er tine
to experiment or blunder.
The experience of the world has
shown that in every case of sickness
resulting from impaired nerves and i'm
pure blood Paines celery compound
does immediate and effective good!
, For the last ten years the thousands
of authentic reports of individual cases
have multiplied, until it can be abso-
lutely said that in no one case does
this great remedy ever fail to benefit
and If taken promptly, to cure,
And yet during that time a hundred
worthless nostrums under patented
catchy names have been foisted upon
the public. and some of them for a
brief period have had large sales.
But every one of them having been
tried has been found sadly wanting
and after their unscrupulous proprie-
tors have made all the money they
could in defrauding the we'll and SER
ionsly harming the sick. these quack
medicines and their catchy, silly names
have disappeared from view There is
a coneoction being sold in this State
to-day, where Its speculative adver-
Using was begun a year later than in
other States, year or two ago, which
has gone the way of its predecessors
SO rapidly that in every section CT the
country where it was first exploit
ed the sales have dropped off as rap
idly as they begun, and the obscure
company behind it finds 1t no longer
possible, even by the most sensational
methods, to create any demand what
ever for it,
Unlike all these and other such pre-
sarations, Paine's celery compound has
stood the test of time and experience.
1t is not patent medicine; it is the
discovery of one of the greatest ply
sicians the world has had, probably
the most successful practitioner in this
country, whose reputation was already
established as a specialist in nervous
diseases, and who was and is the fore
most authority in the world on the
diseases of the blood and nerves, Prof
Edward b Phelps. NJ. D., LII. d. AS
distinguished in his way as his kins-
man, that other great Vermonter of
the family of Phelps, who as our re-
cent minister to the Court of st. James
SO ably earned the title of diplomat
and statesman.
In these last ten years, the proprie-
tors of Paine's celery compound have
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LIKED IN WHEELING.
The Renoyn of the Great Author
and Physician, DIR. A. w. Chase,
is Accented by Wheeling People.

It's by the words of the people that DIR
A. W Chase's Nerve Pills have come into
such active demand. The announcements
for this medicine. are not .dependent or
the testimony Of people so far away that
they cannot he authenticated It's hum
evidence that convinces. because cas- "
substantiated It's the simplest statement
of things done and told In the words OF
the relieved.
Mr. j. Myles. of "a Coal street, Wheeling
w Va says :-"Dr. A. w. Chase's Nerve
Pills are grand. / was nervous and sleep.
less-ny daughter suffered the same way
both cases were completely cured by the
medloine--the nerves made steady and the
sleep natural. My son was sick with 8
weak irregular heart action for two years
nothing helped him until he took the pills
we got at the Logan Drug Co.'S store
He says they are fine and have given hin
physical and nerve strength and regulated
the heart action to che point OF steadiness
We can't say too much for the medicine. :
DR. A. w. chdse's Nerve Pills are sold
az 80 cts box at dealers. or DIR. A. W
Chase Medicine Co. Buffalo, N, Y See
that portrait and signature Of A. w
chase. N. D., are on every package "a,