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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-11-12


ELECTION is over and all the hopes have
been realized and the fears have vanished
on the Republican side of the house and
vice versa on the Democratic side. The
people of New Jersey have expressed
themselves satisfied with the manner in
which the Republican party has conduct
ed the affairs of the state, and have also
endorsed the administration of Governor
Voorhees,. The great hue and cry that
we were to be swept out of existence be-
cause of the enactment of laws providing
for state and city elections on the same
day amounted to naught Camden failed
to elect Republican mayor, but it gave
good majority for the rest of the ticket,
while Democratic Jersey City put a Re-
publican mayor into office. In the two
counties where the bugaboo of the Voor-
bees law was expected to do so much dam
age the result was entirely different.
Monmouth, where the gamblers were
driven out, gave the Democratic candidate.
in 1898, plurality of LOSS. and this year,
in spite of the VOORHEES, act, which accord
ing to some of the partisans of that county
has done SO much to damage property and
personal rights. gave Mr.. Murphy plural
ity OF over 800. Atlantic county. with the
VOORHEES, law enforced to an extent as, in
the ideas of some, to give the death blow
to its main city, sent up verdict of ap-
proval of the law by giving Franklin
Murphy plurality of nearly 5000 against
less than 1900 for the present Governor.
Taking everything into consideration the
Republican party has every reason to feel
proud of the record it made last week.
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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1901,
between the hours of IL and o'clock in the
afternoon of said day (to-wit at 2 oclock,) at
Benjamin W. Zelley's hotel, in Mount Holly,
Nd,
All the following tracts of land, situate in
the township of Florence, county of Burling-
ton and state of New Jersey:
Tract No. is in two lots as follows: Lot A,
situate on the northwest side of the road lead
ing from the Burlington and Columbus road
42l00 OF an acre. Lot b, situate on the road
leading from the aforesaid Burlington ana
Columbus road to Bustleton and contains
fifteen acres and 5000 of an acre.
Tract No. is situate on the road leading
from Bustleton to Jacksonville and contains
six acres of land. Also all that house, store
and lot of land, situate on the northerly SIDE
of the old York road containing two acres and
23-l00 of an acre which Asa W. Schoolle con-
veyed to Aaron Frazier by deed dated Sep
TENDER f. 1876.
Tract No. situate on the Great road run
ming from Burlington to Columbus, contain
ing Two acres and S7-l00 of an acre.
All of the above lands and premises being
the same that were conveyed to said Joseph
l. Schoolle and Asa w. Schoolle by K. II.
Aaronson, Fred G.. Wiese and Thomas E..
Bantla, commissioners, by deed dated July
Clerk OF said county of Burlington, In Book
No. 1924 of deeds, pages ll9, ETC., in which said
deed said tracts of land and premises are
particularly described by metes and bounds
ana monuments, to which said deed reference
is hereby made tor more certainty of location
and description.
Seized as the property of Joseph l. Schoolle
and Asa W Schoolle, defendants, taken in
execution at the suit of Margaret S. Peacock,
complainant. and to be sold by
CHARLES K. FENTON.
ROBERT S. GAsKILL, Atty. Sheriff.
Dated Nov. II. 1901. [Prs. adv. fees, STOPS.
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DIED.

GIBSON -NOvember II, at TimbuctO, Adam
Gibson, aged n years and months.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 10, at Coopertown,
Stockton Stokes, aged 81 years,
SMITH November TO- at Burlington, Theo-
dora, wife OF S. Leonard Smith, and daughter
OF Thomas and Mary A. Potts, aged % years
ScoTT.-N ovember 10, at Florence, Margaret,
widow of the late Warren Scott, in her S4th
year.
TAYLoR-Ilth mo-, 18th, at Burlington, Mar
garet A. wife of Joseph K. Taylor.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 10. at Burlington,
Charlotte Leaning Mcknight. wife of John
W. Mcknight.
acknowledgements 5, at Eayrestown, Etta
wife OF Charles E. Moore, aged As years.
REEVES November 4, Mary Reeves, aged 81
years Inferred at Mount Holly.
TowNsBND-Novembe T. at Mount Holly,
Helen M, daughter of Herbert l.. and the late
Emma G. Townsend, aged years.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS g. at Burlington, Ar
rettes, wife of George w. Anthony.
FoRD.-November 8. at Rancocas, Hannah
Scattergood Ford, In her list year.
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kKRCS
TELEPHONE NO. 6.
Fine GranuIated Sugar, SIC.

Fine Granulated Sugar, SIC.
Saur Kraut-Made just long
enough to be good, SC per at.
Cheese, September made,
very rich and very mild, I4c.
Asparagus Tips zoe, and
the whole length Asparagus Is
cts, both in square cans and
California grown.
OliVes-XXX Queen Olives,
large bottles I5c.
MuStard-Prepared Mustard
in fancy sugar bowls and cream
pitchers, Ioc each.
Maple Syrup, pure goods,
II pint bottles Ioc. This is
excellent on hot cakes.
BuckWheat.- Hecker's and
Morning Glory Buckwheat, I5c
each. Uncle Jerry's Buckwheat
and Pancake Flour, 1oc each.
Uncle Jerry's Wheat Cryslets,
an elegant breakfast dish, Ioc.
KOrnlet. Crushed Sweet
Corn for fritters, an elegant ar
ticle, I5c per can.
Heintz'S Chill Sauce. To-
mato Chutney, India Relish and
Catsup, each 25c. These are
all elegant appetizers,
Coffee. Mocha Seed San
tos, I5c. Many of our custom
ers say it is better than coffee
they have paid % and 3oc for.
Fresh Meats.-Our own
make Of Sausage, Scrapple and
Lard.
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MARRIED.

ADAMs-STILEs.-Nove 2, at New Gret-
ma, by Rev. b. S. Everitt, d. D.. Hezekiah c..
Adams, of New Gretna, and Miss Sophie M.
Stiles of Tuckerton.
CLAYToN-ALLEN.-Octob go, at Lakewood,
by Rev. S. G. Pitt, Fletcher Clayton, of Toms
River, and Miss Mary K. Allen, of Mount
Holly.
EvANs-LIPPINOoTT.- November 7, at MARI
ton, by Friends ceremony. William Evans
and Miss Laura K. Lippincott, both OF MARI
ton.
FLAKE-CRAMER.- November 8, at Vincen-
town, by Rev. Caleb Butterworth. Amos H.
Flake, of Medford, and Miss Ann e. Cramer,
of Vincentown.
JoBEs-DELANEY.-Novem 5, at Beverly,
by Rev. Father Dernis, Charles w. Jobes, of
Burlington, and Miss Mary j. Delaney, of
Beverly.
RoGERs-AUBLR.-Novem g. at Avon-by-
theSea, by Rev. Thomas X. Taylor, John A
Rogers, OF Mount Holly, and Miss Lille T.
Auble, of Camden.
SEvERNs-WRIGHT. November 6, at Bristol
Pa. by Rev. Mr.. stephens, Richard Severns,
of Burlington, and Miss Josephine Wright, OF
Bristol
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STATE OF ONO, Cry OF TOLEDO, !

STATE OF To Ono, c CITY OF TOLEDO IS.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo. County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December,
A. D. 1886.
A. W. GLEASON,
3sEAL Notary Public.
~
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monials, free
F. J. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Pennsylvania Railroads Winter Excursion
Route Book.

Pennsylvania Railroads Winter Excursion
Route Book.
In pursuance of its annual costom, the
Passenger Department of the Pennsylva-
MIA Railroad Company has just issued an
attractive and comprehensive book de-
scriptive of the leading Winter resorts of
the East and South, aud giving the rates
and various routes and combinations of
routes of travel. Like all the publications
of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company,
this "Winter Excursion Book" is a model
of typographical and clerical work. 1t is
bound in handsome and artistic cover in
colors, and contains much valuable infor-
nation for Winter tourists and travellers in
general 1t can be had free of charge at
the principal ticket Offices of the Pennsyl-
vania Railroad Company, or will be sent
postpaid upon application to Geo. w.
Boyd, Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Broad Street Station, Philadelphia.
Stops the Cough and works Off the Cold.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure a cold
n one day. No cure. no pay. Price z5c
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BREAKING up home does not seem to
be very serious offence. Not long ago q
woman exerted her influence on man and
lured him from his home. The result was
shattered household, wife driven in
sane, child thrown on the care of rela-
tives. For this offence the woman was
sent to the county Jail for six months.
Possibly this light sentence may have
been responsible for the events which fol-
lowed, but be that as it may, it is certain
that not much time elapsed before anoth-
er home was entered and the husband and
father has been thrown out The man re-
rested, not for that offence, but for one
far more serious. The jury, with due re-
gard for their oaths, were unable to find a
verdict except in accordance with the evil
dence, yet for a reason which often sways
those bodies they coupled recommends
ton for mercy. This plea seems to have
had its effect, and the culprit was released
on fine of $500 and costs, notwithstand-
ing he was justly entitled to imprison-
ment, although he was told that the fine
equaled two years Imprisonment. What
nonsense. What man would not willingly
pay five times $500 rather than 90 to pris-
on The fine in all probability was set
tied by the doting mother-in-law, and the
son-in-law will be enhanced In her eyes to
that value. In passing sentence the Judge
remarked that it was not the province of
the court to wreak vengeance; true
statement, but it is the duty of the court
to protect the community, and if any one
can truly say that punishment of this
character protects community, satisfies
the law, or renders mans home safe from
the attacks of schemers, we will be glad to
chronicle the fact. In passing another
sentence the Judge said the prisoner might
be glad he did not live in the South as
such crimes as his caused lynching, and
he might have truthfully added that it is
the imposition of farcical sentences that
cause the people of the North sometimes
to take the law into their own hands In
OAAN D"<>USA No0O OuOSS w LIS, uhoCA pAO
vocation possibly greater than has been
revealed, has acted the part of good cit
izen, abiding by the law and naturally ex-
pecting its protection. Under the circum-
stances he should have done what the
majority of men would have done-horse-
whipped the usurper and kicked him from
the house. To be sure he would have
been a violator of the law, and would
probably have been punished, but ''re-
commentator to mercy" would have
worked there just as well. There is but
one ray of sunshine at the present time
and that is the announcement of Baxter
that he proposes to keep away from
Mount Holly in the future, but when one
remembers the story he told, under oath,
on the stand, it is hard to believe his
latest statement.
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brings on distress after eating with heaviness
and headness of the stomach, sick headache,
weary and tired feeling that ia not relieved
by rest, unhealthy eruptions ON the skin, CON-
stipation, loss of appetite, pains In the sides
and back etc. These are but few OF the symp-
toms of Indigestion and dyspepsia. To mul
titudes who thus suffer MOTHER SRIoELs CUR
ALIVE SYRUP has proved a help and a blessing
Price 6Oc and 30c a bottle. 1t will cost you
nothing to try It. Sample tree. Address A. j.
White No, 1897, 1888 Duane st.. New York.
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Miss Maggie Shreve is unable to attend
school on account of sickness.
Miss Julia Carly is suffering with sore
arm, the result of vaccination.
Mrs. Alwilda Malsbury is home again
after visit to her daughter at Palmy-
ra.
Mrs. G. Radebaugh and son Willie, of
Baltimore, Md, are making ten days
stay with Mrs. ]. II. Ludlow and other
friends in New Jersey.
A masquerade surprise party was ten
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.xECUToR's NOTICE.


ESTATE OF BENJAMIN E. WILLS
Notice is hereby given that an order has
been made by the Surrogate of the County of
Burlington, bearing date on the First day of
November, A. D., 1901, upon the application of
Samuel A. Atkinson. the subscriber, requiring
the creditors of Benjamin K. Wills, deceased t,
to bring in their claims against the estate OF
said decedent, under oath or affirmation on or
before August l, 1902, or they will be de
barred of any action therefor against the said
executor.
SAMUEL A. ATKINSON,
NnVamh her 4. lS0l EXacntOr
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The Elections.

The election last Tuesday resulted In a
decisive Republican victory. Franklin
Murphy was elected Governor by plural
ity of nearly $4,000 The Legislature will
have large Republican majority. The
follows:
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BEVERLY CITY.
r-Aou~ -Dnnuoy--

BEVERLY CITY.
CHOSEN PREEHoLDER
T. Birkhead. b., 26l Chas. c. shubert, D., ia
JUSTICES OF TIE PEACE.
(For years.)
Frank Jones, r.. 253 WI Fenimore, D., l24
(For years.)
r. johnson, R.. 226 W. S. Fenimore, D., 13l
ASSESSOR.
f. J. Lauinger, r. ,259 t. f. Zimmerman, D. lis
MEMBERS OF COMMON COUNCIL.
(Highest three elected.)
J. T. Morrell, R.. 249 j. v. Roberts, D.. PAP
Louis s. Kite, R., 2l3
W. e. Harvey, R., 203
COMMISSIONERS OF APPRAL
j. W. Davis. R., 2O4 Nelson Fish, D., 1874
W. H. Parsons, r., 237
r Archibald, r., 240
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ESTATE OF CoRNELIA e. SLACK.
Notice is hereby given that order has
been made by he Surrogate of the county of
Burlington, bearing date on the twenty fourth
day of September, A. ID. 1901, upon the applica-
ton of Mary l.. Shreve, the subscriber, re-
q uiring the creditors OF Cornelia K. Slack de-
ceased, to bring in their claims against the
estate of said decedent under oath or afiirma-
ton, on or before June "a, 1902, or they will be
de barred of any action therefor against the
said executrix.
MARY l.. SHREVE,
ExecutrIx.
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Civ Elections.

Following are the official returns for the
election in the cities of Bordentown, Bur
lington and Beverly:
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CHERIFF's SALE.


By virtue OF a writ of fl IA de bon ct ter to
me directed, issued out of the Burlington
Common Pleas Court, l will sell at public
sale, on
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g MxAv.r

This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative BrOmO.Q uinine Tablets
the remedy that cures . cold In ene day
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A DMINIsTRATOR's SALE.


In the matter of the estate of Frederick A.
Cline, deceased.
By virtue OF an order to Inc directed, issued
out OF the Orphans Court of burlington
county, in the said estate, bearing date the
eighth day of October A. d. 1901, shall sell at
public vendue, on the premises, on
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16. A. ID. 1901,
between the hours OF twelve and five O'Clock,
(to-wit at Two o'clock in the afternoon OF said
day, the real estate, late OF Frederick A.
Cline, deceased, as follows, to-wit:
All the following tract of land, situate in
the township of Shamong, in the county OF
Burlington and state OF New Jersey and is
bounded and butted as follows: Beginning al
q pine marked for a corner standing on the
east side of the Egg Harbor road, in the line
OF two hundred acres of land surveyed Tor
Samuel Garwood and is corner to certain
swamp conveyed to John Morrow; from
thence it runs down the edge of the swamp
~ south thirty degrees east fourteen chains
to pine marked for corner thence ~
south fifty two degrees west twelve chains to
pine marked for a corner; thence (3) north
thirty degrees west fourteen chains to pine
marked tor corner and also corner to SAID
Garwood's land; thence az by said Garwood's
land north fitty-two degrees east twelve
chains to the place OF beginning. Containing
fifteen acres and three roods and the usual al
Iowance for roads.
Conditions a sale.
AMOS P. CLINE,
Dated Oct. 10, 1901. Administrator.
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ESTATE OF SUSAN W MoOREHoUsE.
Notice is hereby given that an order has
been made by the Surrogate of the County OF
day of October, A. d. 1901, upon the application
OF j John Il. Horner and william &. Strang. the
subscribers, requiring the creditors OF
Susan w. Moorehouse, deceased to
bring in their claims against the estate OF
said decedent, under oath or affirmation, on
or before July 81, 1902, or they will be de-
barred of any action therefor against the said
executors.
JOHN G. HORNER,
WILLIAM G. STRANG,
Nov 4 1Q0I Executors
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s 687 529l8ll 2lO 5G988S
lI5s3 1888 IG7I2O6I ! 1852 lS96
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Hedding.

%Re-elected.
Republicans. As; Democrats, IS; Republica
80.
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BURLINGTON CITY
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WILLIAM G. STRANG,
Nov. A. 1901. Executor
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ExECUTRIx's NOTICE
ESTATE OF CoRNrL1A e. SLACK.

November 4, 1901.
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FXECUTORS' NOTICE

Dated Oct. 10, 1901.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
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Daily camera., 1901-05-23
Puuo1xr pARxc2ARI..

Jamss-.Ws seem 70 Asve nisad
ne. psual fogs this year" Smith
WELL AMT fpgs usnaily mist 7---Al9
Sloper.
How Twas Dons.-Old 0entlsman.--
"Here. sir, how ID II l ostch you kiss-
Ing my daughter7'' The Lover BY
sueaking In on u, cir. -Philadelphia
Press.
Friend-''so your very Arst patient
was . prominent mnn! Doctor
"Well. ratherl II was the largest t.
neral the town ever NV" - Towe
Topics.
THE idea Of erecting . monument
over your pet dog!" exclaimed Mr..
Graybeard; "l'll warrant you wouldn't
do a. much for me-" .'lndeed." re-
piled his young wife, 'l'd be glad TO-"
-Philadelphia Record.
His Opportunity.--Aiss Atkyns-"Do
you know. sometimes It seems to me
that the prettiest girls marry the
homelieSt nen?" Mr.. Wilkyns
(promptSy )-',Am homely enough for
you, Miss Atkyns1'-6omerville Jour
nal.
mamma will be down n soon ~
she puts on her new tea gown" ',Oh.
tell her she needn't take that trou-
BILE" ut amt any trouble. She said
it would do her good to show an old
trump like you what good clothes
really re."-Indianapolis News.
Willie-"Pa, ma ..ys you're the head
OF the house. 10 that so?' Pat II
II she says So" Willis-"And, pa,
Uncle Harry says I'm = chip on the
old block. What's the old block?''
PA suppose that's me-" Willie
"Well. then. pa. you're an old block
head. sin't ou?"--PhiladelPhia Press.
A Discerning Woman.--.Oh. yes.'
said young Mr.. Blackstone, II have
been admitted to the bar, but am
not practicinR regularly at it." "In-
deed!" murmured Aiss Gooph II
thought you prac,iced very often"
And the young man wished he had
not placed % much reliance In those
cloves.-Baitimore American.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
DAm<l~a.

"They say there II danger" said the
poet. "that contagious diseases may
be spread by the circulation Of H.
brary books"
"Oh. well. l wouldn't worry about
it," his friend replied. -You will
never be to blame for diseases that
happen to get spread in that way
Chicago Times Herald.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
Many Pspehaaes.

Young Wife-My dear. I've been put
ting down everything spent in an
account-book. just as you said; but
think Id better stop.
Husband-Why SO?
Young Wife-lt's costing like every
thing for account-books.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
4 Cyaieai Q.<ry.

"A man ought to try to make 81
many friends as possible in this life.' -
remarked the gentle philosopher.
>"Of course" answered the cold.
blooded confidence man. "If you don't
get friendly with people. how are you
going to get near enough to get their
money away from them ?"-Washing-
ton Star.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
.x.nee, e.

s ..y71.at ncnscnsS!" e, exclaimed Mr.
AeektQn d ae lo..4ed ASIDE the heart
to-Keart talk page. ~Wkat utter nom
sensa!"
'sCe thSt sss you referring1S In
auifeA Iii wife.
ITO the assertion that . woman
need net expect man to pay hsr ~
mHchs attention atteI they Ore nar-
riel I h aid tfefe. Il m shso.
lutely SuH henristta, tnt I mind
eliek(r ~. than Z ever. Ajd..-Wssh4
ington Star.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
An AA(eteA naA

my daughter had . quiet wedding
ON account Of her husbands recent
bereavement"
"Has he lost . near relative?
Eyes; his first wife has been dead
only six months. accord
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
Cosr~ne.easve 1viAeaee.

"Judge," said the lady who was &C
cussd Of battering her husband, 'it
IL true that struck him, but the
weapon l used proves that l did 70
more in sorrow than in anger"
"What did you hit him with1"
"A sad iron. your honoe."-Balti-
more American.
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
A C0salY kRl0f.

Young Doctor-Dh you ever make .
mistake in . diagnosis?
Old Doctor-Yes. A shabby old fel-
low came into my once one, day. and
after told him he had only stomach
sche and charged him two dollars.
found out that he was rich enough to
have appendicitis.-
Daily camera., 1901-05-23
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Amateur-What does II mean In
theatrical circles when they say the
ghost walks7"
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rest OF ~ don't have to.-Judge.
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"Now. john" his wife said. gently
pressing him back when he tried to
get up, '4.you must stay n bed to-day.
I've telephoned for the doctor. and
he's coming right over"
"All right" he submissivcly replied,
40 she threw his trousers out Of
reach; you'll fnd my will and. the IN
aurance policies and 80 forth In that
little tin box in the third drawer Of
my desk. Chicsgo Times. Herald.