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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Tit for Tat.

Here is a good story they are telling
in Europe about the German emperor:
The kaiser, at recent review In Ber-
lin, reprlmanded old General Won Nicer
scheidt for losing his mind ut critical
moment. III your majesty thinks that
am getting too old. ! beg of you to
allow me to resign" mo. no." replied
the kaiser. you are too young to re-
sign. Indeed. II your blood didn't
course through your veins quite so fast
YOU would be more useful army lead
err" On the evening Of that day the
kaiser and the general met Mt court
ball. The general was talking to some
Young ladies'. "Ah. Meerscheidt.' cried
William. that is right: get ready to
marry. Take young wife. then that
excitable temperament of yours will
soon vanish" The general bowed low
Us he retOrted: II beg to be excused
your majesty! A young emperor and
young wife would be more than |
could possible stand. Philadelphia
Telegram.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
METALS USED IN JsWeLRY.
ConsuM ption OF Gold and = liver In the
Artu and Manufacturer,


Arts and Manufactures.
The director of the mint ut Washing
ton has for many years made an esli-
mate of the amount of gold and silver
consumed in this country in our indus
trial arts and manufactures, which
estimate has been based upon the bull
lion supplied by the minis and assay
offices, as we'll us the figures from
private reiincries and manufacturers to
whom inquiry has been sent on this
subject. For the last decade, however.
experts have seriously questioned the
estimates of the coin IN circulation and
coin consumed IN the arts as made by
the bureau Of the mint OH these figures
and on the table based Oh an elaborate
investigation made In 1855. TO remove
all doubts on this subject and to accu-
rately determine the consumption of
gold and silver. both bars and coin, In
the Industrial arts in the United States,
the director of the mint, last December,
sent circulars to jewelers. throughout
the country, asking us a favor that the
jewellers ill out the blank showing the
amount of coin or bars. gold or silver,
which they consumed either in their
repair work or in manufacturing. The
returns from these inquiries, though
by no means complete, served to make
much more accurate the figures on the
consumption of gold and silver in the
last report of the director of the mint.
and an effort will now be made to OBJ
tain even fuller returns for the next re-
port.
With this object in view a circular
and blank, similar to that sent out last
year, will be issued to all manufact
urers using gold or silver, as we'll as to
all jewelers., including those who do
even the smallest of repair work, with
the request that the recipients fill in the
figures required. In doing this the jew
eler may feel sure that his figures will
never be used except in making a
grand total and will be held strictly
confidential by the treasury depart
ment. Among the reasons which it is
believed caused persons in the past to
hesitate in answering these inquiries
WIS lIlc lcuf Iuut lucN nuu, Ill uSluS up
coin, inadvertently violated Il statute
and that an admission of this fact
might be used against them. Such a
fear, however, is absolutely without
foundation, as there Is no contention
that the use of gold coin in manufint-
ures is contrary to law.
The only object in asking for the in
formation is to enable the treasury de-
partment to estimate as accurately as
possible the money now on hand by de-
termining the amount Of United States
coin lost annually by being melted up
for manufacturing purposes 1t is not
claimed that any manufacturer Is re-
quired by law to give the information.
but, as there is no reason why he
should not and every reason why he
should, for the benefit Of all it is conf
IDENTIFY hoped that the responses from
the jewelry trade to the departments
new circular, will be as complete and
satisfactory as the authorities of the
mint can desire.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
HOW MEN MAY WALK WELL.
There Ia am Art in the Exercise tina
Should Not lie Overlooked.

There IL ara Art In the Exercise tina
Should Not lie Overlooked.
These suggestions for the benefit Of
pedestrians are made by writer OH
hygienic matters: Not every man can
be n good walker. There is no better
exercise. Even slouchy walking Is
good, but it is easy to drop the SLOUGH
part and make the every day walking
one of the best of health helpers.
Every normal man does miles of walk
ing each day, regardless of cars and
carriages. Let him make his walking
a little more careful. little more
thoughtful. No need to take an extra
step unless the delight of it inspires the
effort. Walk with the head up, chin
down, shoulders back, abdominal mus
cles tense and ending each step with
toe tip. 'Toe out" slightly, bend
knees without a wabbly motion and
avoid pounding the pavement with
heels.
Carry head and shoulders steady
without any side swaying. If unused
to such effort it will require much
thought at first to keep from lapslng
into careless ways. After few trials
the ease. comfort and inspiration Of
such walk will encourage persistence.
Breathe deeply. slowly and through the
nose. Walk when you can, bearing in
mind that perhaps "he who rides In a
carriage rides toward his grave" DO
not sit hunched up at desk or table.
Hold the upper body as in walking.
Bend ut the hips and at the neck when
necessary. but never hump the back
and shoulders. Give the lungs room.
keep them filled with new air and do
not let the back bone curve either to
the right or to the left. Sleeping on
the right side Ia best On the back Is
the snoring position. Take plenty OF
sleep; to rest in bed Is the best of nerve
tonics. Worries are sleep scarers.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
IN BED FOR YEARS
DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY
LEARNED PXYSIl IANS.
Restored to Perfect Health and Strength
by DIR. Williams Pink pills for mls
PeOple-A Most Wonderful Cure.
From the Press, Grand Rapids, VI


From the Press, Grand Rapids, Mich.
Of the many remarkable cases
which have recently occupied the at
tention of the medical world and Of
the public at large, none more strik-
ingly illustrates the wonderful power
of Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People than the recovery of Mrs
Jennie futile, who, after two years
confinement to her bed, was restored
to perfect health and strength. Mrs.
futile, who lives at the corner of Full
ton and Market streets, Grand Rapids,
Mich, tells the following story:
Il had been flat ON my back in bed
for two years and the doctors had
given me up as hopeless case. They
had resorted to every remedy known
to the profession and had even SUBJ
jected me to the tortures of five sur
gical operations. My trouble was due
to change of life and | grew weaker
and weaker until | became helpless
and unable to leave my bed. A nurse
and four physicians attended me.
"One box of DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People gave me great
relief and after using them for three
months l was we'll woman, having
been able to leave my bed the sixth
week after commencing the treat
ment. l can state that the cure was
complete and permanent as it is now
three years since l used them.
Il have recommended the pills to
several of my relatives. My mother-in-
law who is u years old, took them for
general debility and they soon pro-
duced a very marked improvement in
her condition. wish that the
thousands of women who are afflicted
as have been may know of this rem
edy which has saved my life and
given me health and strength"
Signed, MRS. JENNIE FUTILE.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this End day of August, 1900.
B. F. BARENDSEN,
[Seal] Notary Public.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or
will be sent post paid on receipt of
price, so cents box. or six boxes for
$3.50, by addressing DR.. Williams Med.
icine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK
OF Particular Interest to Threshermen and
Farmers.

Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore, the
largest dealers in machinery on the
Pacific Coast, have just issued at con-
siderable expense neat and very COM
plete account book for up.to.date
threshe, men, etc. The books are TOR
free distribution. and all people who
wan, them should write Immediately
to Russell & Co., Portland, Ore.
Only Think They Are Thinking.
When some men think they are
thinking, they are only killing time.
Chicago Daily News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

One of the strongest men recently stated
that the secret of his wonderful power was
perfect digestion. Hostetters Stomach
Bitters makes digestion perfect, and cures
all com plaints arising from a week Stom-
ach. such as indiges: ION. hIlOusness and
all liver and kidney ailments. As u blood
purifier and nerve tonic it is marvellous.
1t is recommended by physicians. aud sold
by every druggist in the country. Try 1t
also for malaria fever, and agtie.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Easy.

"Ah! yes" sighed the lovelorn
youth. I'm passionately in love with
Miss Van Fickel. | wonder If l will
ever succeed in winning her affec-
tions?"
why not?" replied his cousin
Helen. Il know of at least half a
dozen other men who have."-Phil-
adelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Relatlxe.

Once upon time certain Person
wrote wisdom.
What a fool" said the World.
Then the Person wrote folly exclu-
sively.
Wise guy" said the World.
This fable teaches that wisdom and
unwisdom are purely relative terms.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Cost AZ Raria Policd.

The cost of the police force OF
Paris grows steadily year by year.
In 1872 it was $4,0S1,725 Of which
$2,237,3O0 was paid by the city and
the rest by the government; in 1885,
$4,961 300; in 1A.., $6,448,170.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Buyinu Land in Sweden,

In Sweden they have land ar
rangement of this kind: the former
will give tenant so many acres Of
ground, provided the tenant will give
him so many days labor for so many
years, the labor to be paid as wanted.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
After the Consultation.

Patient-Now, doctor, what's the
matter with me. anyway?
The Head Consulting Physician -
My dear, sir, do you suppose that If
we knew what was the matter with
you. we would have decided to hold a
post-mortem ?-Harper's Bazaar.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Mems Opinions,

you can't tell some women any.
thing"
"Of course not; they won't stop
talking themselves long enough to let
you."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Prince to Stick Type.

Like all the male members of the
royal house of Germany, the crown
prince is about to learn trade, which
will probably be that of compositor.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Can't Take the Medicine

Bobbs-Laughter Is a cure for in.
digestion.
Dobbs-But man can't laugh when
he has spepsia.-Baltimore Amer
lean.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Her Reward.

I'D like to have my husband go
hunting"
Does he hit anything?"
Il don't think so; but as never ask
any questions about the game he
brings home he always buys me a
handsome present Of some kind
Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Fatal Candor.

FdtdI Canoor.
Suitor - Yes sir, assure you
would be glad to marry your daugh-
ter. even II she were poor as a
churchmouse.
Mr.. Moneybags - That settles you!
don't want fool in my family
Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the form ula ID plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it Is simply Iron and OUT.
nine In tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. &c.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
An Old Fort in Florida.

The Oldest fort in America Is at st.
Augustine, Fla. 1t was built by the
Spanish over three centuries ago. 1t
was for long time used as a prison.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

BY taking GARFIELD TEA, the danger
OF contracting la grip is lessened,
Tor tho system is c.tansed. the
blood purified AID the digestion
perfected by this great herb cure.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
The CASPIAN Sc;

The Caspian sea is literally great
depression in the surface of the earth.
It is "a feet below the regular sea
level. Besides this, it's waters have
very little salt in them, being almost
fresh.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chils and Fever Is a bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price Soc
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Spring Hum0rs
of the Blood

Come to large majority Of people.
Probably IS per cent. of these are
cured every year by Hoods Sarsapa.
rilla, and we hope by this advertise
mcnt to get the other 25 per cent. to
take this great Spring Medicine.
1t will sharpen your appetite, cure
all stomach troubles, relieve that
tired feeling.
Its strength as blood purifier is
demonstrated by its marvellous cures Of
0cvofula Salt Rheum
ecaid Head 6oIls, Plmples
Al Kinds o. Hunnor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning. Rheumatism
Catarvh Malaria, Etc.
All of which are prevalent now.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as a cough cure.-J. W. O'BR1EN. 322
Third Ave, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, jan
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Rjoht up With the Crowd.

Right Up With the Crowd.
ooh, yes, they're getting on"
How do you mean"
They're keeping up with the world
they're not living in the dead past
they call their hired girl the maid .
Chicago Times-Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Cahill-Was the strike a success?
Cassidy - 1t was. After being out
six weeks we succeeded in gittin' back
our jObs.-Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
hen You ISuy Ink

get Carriers and you will get the hest every
time. "Inklings' free. Carriers Ink Co.,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Profits Of a Convict Mine.
The Tennessee convict coal min is
paying institution. The profits in the
last six months will amount to more
than 100000.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Antj.AutomobiIe Law

Anti.Automobile Law.
Denver has an ordinance which pro-
hibits operating an automobile at a
speed greater than six miles an hour
and employs a mounted policeman to
enforce it.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Many kind of piles-itchng, bleeding all
painful, terrible tortures but all are quickly
cured by Cascarets Candy Cathartic. All drug
gists. 1Oc, Csc, soc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
CATARRf|

Catarrh has become such a common
disease that person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. 1t is customary to speak OF Catarrh
Is nothing more serious than a bad cold.
. simple Inflammation of the nose and
throat. 1t is, in fact, complicated and
very dangerous disease; if not at first, 1t
very soon becomes SO.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
the foul sccretions. and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts Of the system.
Sa'ves washes and sprays are unsatis'
factory and disappointing, because they do
not reach the seat of the trouble. S. 5. S.
does. 1t cleanses the blood of the poison
and eliminates from the system all catar-
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Young Lady Bell Ringers.
Six young ladies have learned the
art of bell ringing in the village of
Bradfeld, England. They rang in"
1901 at the church.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

FOR STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS.
Indigestion is effectually cured
by the original HERB medicine, GAR
FIELD TEA, which causes normal
action OF the digestive organs.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quininc Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure.
E, W. Groves signature Is on each box. 25c
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
His Deep.laid Scheme.

1to OeeP'6d'U oeHe"0' .
Eyes; that's my wife down In the
cellar chopping kindlings."
How does that happen?"
"She's got an idea that she's sec.
ond Mrs. Nation, and I'm encouraging
her to learn the use of the Ratchet"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
For Catalogues
Regular SELL

Regular SetIs
How has my new DOCK sold?" asked
the young author of the bookman.
well, judging from what the pur.
chasers say. it is a regular sell!'-At.
hnta Constitution.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
And Brinus You NOTHING

And Brings You Nothing but Bit,
Friend-What is hope?
Poet - 1t is something that wakes
you up at o'clock in the morning
when the postman doesn't come
around till 1O.-Syracuse Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

HIM.
This signature is on every boz Of the genuine
Laxative BrOmo.Q uinine Tablet.
the remedy that cures q cold In one day
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

chant of Spartanburg, s
I had a severe case OF
nasal Cntarrh, with all
the disagreeablc effects
which belong to- that
disease, and " hich
make life painful and
uncomfortable. used
medicines prescribed by
leading physicians and
suggested by numbers
OF friends, but without
getting any better. I
then began to take s. 8.
8. It lad the desired
effect, and cured me
after taking eighteen
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
CATARRn CANNOT BE CURED

With local applications as they cannot reach
the seat of the d disease. Catarrh is a blood OF
you must take internal remedies. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts direc ty
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
prescribed by one OF the best physicians in this
country for years, and is regular prescription
1t is Composed of the best tonics known. com
bincd with the best blood purifiers acting di
rect on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
ombination of the two ingredients Is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh
Send for testimonials, free.
FL CHENEY l. CO., Proprs., Toledo, o.
Sold by drugs lists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
Her Pointed v

Her Pointed View.
Chappie (blase) - Don't you think
society is an empty thing?
Miss Fuller think there are lots
of empty things in society.-Smart
Set
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21
HOODS
Jdrsdparilla

Will do you a wonderful amount Of
good. BE sure to get Hoods.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-21

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price Is cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-17
WORD FROM ROGKH|L[
Informs State Department that
Indemnity Negotiations Are
About Completed.
Withdrawal Of the Allied Troops
From China Will Then
Progress Rapidly.
Arrangement OF New Trade
Treaties Expected to Be
Source of Trouble.

Washington. Juno ia cablegram
has been received at the state depart
ment from Commissioner Rockhill fully
confirming the Associated Press report
from Pekinto the effect that an earl; and
complete agreement on the indemnity
question is expected and that on the
basis Of the proposition variousy known
as the American. British and British
american. The officials here are nope
full that the end of the week will wit
ness the close of ofnegotiations on the
subject of indemnity though 1T is the
desire of one of the ministers to be al
lowed another opportunity to consult
with his home government. Once the
subject of indemnity ia out of the way,
withd drawal of the foreign troops from
China will progress with rapidity Eut
there are still several other matters
of the first order, of importance to be
finally adjusted by the minister's, and
one that is expected to give the MIN
listers much trouble is that Of the AR
rangement of new trade treaties be-
tween the powers and China.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-17

the senate journal disclosed that the
roll call on final passage was missing.
The matter was placed in the hands
of the Federation of Labor for invests
CATION. that body having been instru-
mental in securing the bill's passage.
The man who stole the roll call did a
very bad job. He left behind sufficient
of the record to show that the bill
passed. One matter that he overlooked
was protest by Senator Barela. This,
If there was nothing else in the journal
to show 1t, proves that the bill passed
third reading.
At any rate President Garman will Sc
cure afiidavits from the twenty five
senator's who voted for the bill, from
Secretary Kelly and Reading Clerk
Smith of the senate. stating that they
know the bill was passed. and that the
roll call was in the Journal whenit was
turned over to the secretary of state.
Secretary of State Mills says it would
have been impossible for anyone to
tamper with the journals in the office.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-17
FOR DAVID BRANT.
clinton County silent on Governor
ship, but Instructs for Erant for
Iieuy. Governor.

Special to Times Republican.
Clinton, June 1.-THE Clinton county
republican convention today elerted
twentyeight delegates instructed TO
vote for David Brant for lieutenant gov
ernor. No expression Sagarding gotern-
or was mad. Resolutions We're adopteS
commencing the administration of Pres
ident Mckinley. commenting the Iowa
delegation in congress aud congratulate
ing the state upor. the record made by
the republican party in Its forty-ffve
years of administration and favorins,
the election of Allison and Dolliver and
legislation favotable to factory inspec-
ton and against child labor.
The action of the convention was
simply what was expected. No at
tempt was made to instruct fer COVER
nor. Mr.. Brandt's interests as a cam
didate for lieutenant governor over
shadowing all other interests. He could
have had the privilege of of naming the
delegation had he wanted it. 1t is gem
orally understood here that the county
prefers MIR Cummins and will SO eN-
press itself at Cedar Rapids.