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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Don't be sorry. mo'ners. wen dc sun don't shine;
wori' IL full o. trouble en- complaiDin';
But SIN dcy ~ blossom what's a-growin' on dc
vine.
De storm Is blowiu' over. en- dc weathor's lookin'
finc,
En- de fields Is smcliin' sweeter fer de rsinin'
Don't be sorry. mo'ners. wien de night comes
down;
worF is mighty fun o. sin an sorrer;
But IN stars pecpin'-des a.peepin' all
croun';
Somewhat de days a-breakin' en- de bells in
music SCUM
En- dc brds'll all be singin' on tomorrer.
--Frank II. Ssanson.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

LADY, am going to give bali, and
want you to polish this floor. Do you
thoroughly understand your business?
Polisher-Well, madam. you inquire at
the majors up the street. On his bali
room floor the last party he gave sig peo-
pie broke their legs before II O'Clock.
and an old gentleman broke his neck
down the stairs. II was l. madam, who
polished that floor and staircase.-Lon-
don Answers.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
ADVERTISEMENTS.
Should be Pitied Not Blamed =
Men Don't Understand How They
Suffer When They Cry, "Oh, Don't
Speak to Me-"

exavagant expressions possible when womans
overweight
The the wind pipe bronchial tubes @bal
beating of the heart laughing
turns muscular Throwing the about frightened by the
cond-
ton and serious arrangement Of the female organs.
female complaint produce Mysteries which must be
garded only The however, yields quickly to
Compound which
afflicted and the centres dsrng eectuay all those
distressing symptoms.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
A aue.tIon Of Knowing.

"Ah. professor" exclaimed the con-
ceited young man condescendingly. II
wish knew as much as you do"
You would know more than l." replied
the shrewd professor. who understood
this young man. IF you only knew as
much as you think you know."-Catholic
Standard and Times.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
Forget.

Put seal upon your lips and forget
what you have done. After you have
been kind, after love has stolen forth
into the world and done its beautiful
work. go back into the shade again and
say nothing about it. Love hides even
from itself.-Professor Drummond.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
A Drunken Man. nonmo,.

Once when Sir Horace st. Paul was at
college he found a man lying drunk in the
quadrangle and tried to make him get up
You're drunk" he said: you don't
even know who ! am Yes. | know
very well who you are" said the man.
you're the fellow that wrote an epistlc
TO Timothy and never got an answer"
This is often quoted as one Of the natu-
rally clever retorts OF drunken men.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Faith is the hand that lays hold on
Christ, the eye that looks to Christ, the
ear that hears. the voice of Christ, the
mouth that feeds on Christ, the finger
that touches Christ and the key that
nloeks the treasures of Christ.-Rev.
r. Harper.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Mrs. Spooper-Charles. do you think
you would ever marry again?
MIR. Spooner-What? After having liY-
ed with you for ten years? Never!
Mrs. Spooner says she would give some
thing handsome il she only knew jus.
what he meant by that.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
what Make. i. Woman o,a

1T amt hard work SO much that makes
woman old, fur she kin work an toll
an grub fur them she loves an still cone
up smiiin' an rosy. but it's waitin' e.
hopin' an starvin' that ages 'em. PAN
Laurence Dunbar in October Lippincot
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20
Mrs. Lewis Says: al Feel Like New Person,
PHYS icaiIy and Mentally

PNKHAM:I a word Lydia E.
value of
BIOS Valentine Ave, fremont New York, NY
Writing Pinkham is the quickest surest
advice female address
Lynn She advises free. Following instance:
Mrs. Haven's First Letter to Mrs. Pnkham
-
before and bad
feeling
feeling
iaining
condition Hoping
South Council Bluffs Iowa"
(June 5, 1897
Mrs. Haven's Second Letter.
to m
Was obliged l a
obtained relief rmdies-Lydia II.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
"-MRs
South Ave, Council Bluffs. Iowa (Fet. 1. 19ool
ofI
es
gh.IlIIl
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

A curious custom prevails In Korea.
If mau meets his wife In the street. he
ignores her presence and passes her ss IL
she were stranger
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

stops the Cough and Works of the Cold.
Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets cure cold
In one day No Cure, no Pay Price rs cents
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II it fails to cure.
Z. w Groves signature Is on each box. 25c.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

When a man tiatterS himself he kuaws
a woman. be iiatters himself
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

There's glory on the mountain
That the valley never wears,
There are pleasures on the hilltop
That the lowland never shares.
But we cannot all be jewellers
On the mountain top sublime;
Some must live their lives of labor
In the vale of toll and CRIME.
And though mists and shadows greet US
While the upland all Is bright,
God, our God, Is In the valley
just the same as on the height
Emma C. DoiDd.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Master. do not ask that Thou
With milk and wine my table spread.
So much as for the will to pillow
And SOW my fields and earn my bread,
Lest at Thy coming be founS
A useless cumberer of the ground.
xfire Cav,,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

Itching pilesg Never mind II physicians have
failed TO cure you. Try Doan's Ointment. No
failure. so cents, at any drug sfore.-Adrs.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30
7 Fl E CIT Y
SHORT ITEMS GAzETTED.

Mesdames David Whittet and
Adam Alexander have been visit
ing in Echo and Vesta during the
past week.
Thos. March, who has been visit
ing at his old home in Sun, Frank
lin county, New York, and at var
ious other Eastern points during
the summer, is. expected home next
Friday.
J. M. Thompson came down from
Belview last Wednesday morning
for the purpose Of witnessing the
the contest over the appoin tment Of
coroner by the comissioners. Coun-
ty Attorney Clague came ouer from
Lamberton and attended the pro
ceedings as adviser Of the board.
Sleepy Eye Herald: Redwood
Falls had quiet week. Only the
blowing up OF the court house vault
at that place last Sunday night, in
which s34 was taken; also how a
duck choked up an elevator spout.
Too bad that such small things as
this happen. Roadmaster Phil
Welch started a large crew Of men
laying the steel for the new double
track out to the Redwood junction,
yesterday This will be, completed,
and then trains will not have. to
stop and switch IN leaving over
the branch, q very enient
thing for trains.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30

IN 4 RI
Herbert Gates was down from
Marshall last week on his annual
visit with his father, residing across
the Minnesota river. Herb. states
that he is doing nicely on his farm,
one mile out from Marshall.
Tomorrow will be the FAST day
for paying the last one half taxes Of
the 1900 levy. This affects only
those who paid one-half OF their tax
es prior to June lst last There are
quite 8. number Of persons who have
yet to pay the one--half
In the football game between the.
city team and the New Ulm players,
on Oct. 10, George Garrison of the
Redwood team had three ribs slight
ly Jared from his spinal column. It
is possible that be will be incapaci-
tated for playing foot ball for there.
mainder of the season.
Frank Grubb has opened a lunch
house. and restaurant in the build
ing on Mill street, formerly. occu-
pied by j. T. Stegner asa grocery.
Mr.. Grubb announces that he has
thrown the key to the front door
away and that the place will be kept
open night and day. Fisher Cuff is.
assisting behind the counter.
The appraisers appointed by the.
council for the purpose Of fixing the
value of the land wanted by the.
city through which pipes are to be.
placed for the conducting Of water
from the F'osgate springs to the els
tern at the pump house, will meet
Friday for organization and for in
specting the land wanted. The ap-.
praisers are G. w. Mead, Geo. D..
Evans and a. w. Bager.
Hicks states that we will enter.
November in the midst of areaction-
airy storm disturbance, calling for. a
to warmer, falling barome-
ter, more or less cloudiness, with
scattering areas of rain and snow.
q Vulcan storm period is chartered
from the 18th to the 10th. IF it be
comes colder on the Sd or 18th the
change will be short lived, growing.
rapidly warmer on the 9th, the bar
ometer falling suddenly and cloudi-
ness will quickly grow into rainsand
autumnal storms The storm condi-5
tions will spread eastward over the.
country from thez6th to the 9th.
The golden wedding anniversary
of Mr.. and Mrs. III. d. Everett will
becelebrated next Wednesday, Nov.
9th. Mr.. and Mrs. Everett we're
married in Orange county, New
York Y They came to Ripon, Wis
IL 1857, and resided in Ri pom. Ber-
lin and Green Bay counties until.
1873, when Mr.. Everett came TO Red
wood Falls, his famil y following him.
the The following year Mr.. Everett has
been IN the hotel business and on
the farm since coming to Redwood.
!; Fails ais They were the parents Of
seven children, four of whom are
living They are Mrs Elizabeth
McClintock, g. g and Ed. Everett
and Miss Frances Everett. Owing
TO TO the latter s school " ork at Brain
erd she IS not likely to be present
a a "a,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30

Frank r. Lobdell will pay the high
est market price in cash for all hides.
Il. S. Baldwin returned last
Thursday morning from a trip to
Sioux City, where he disposed of a
number Of cars of cattle.
=. Fred Thompson has estab-
1lshed an Office in the small build
ing between 3. A. Pease's hard
ware store and The Fair.
The high school foot ball team has
a couple of valuable additions to the
team IN Jos. W. Chadderdon and G.
%. Garrison, both of whom com
menced school work last week.
a portion Of FL. D. Everett's per
sonal effects were auctioned off on
the platform between G. W. Mead s
and the Commercial Hotel last
Thursday afternoon, and brought a
very good price.
The first shipment Of steel for the
new water tower is expected to ar
rive here this week. The shipment
IS a small one. Engineer Loweth
has notified the council that he has
Q. <. ID all of the steel which the
contracting firm has manufactured
for the tower.
A new innovation in Christmas
goods can be seen at Henry Schleu-
der S jewelry store. They are shells
IN various forms. Glass bulb paper
weights are filled with shells, the
center of which is a clam shell on
which is inscribed the words Red
wood Falls. I Large shells, beauti-
fully polished, are. transformed into
inkstands, etc. Pearl paper knives
are conspicuous. The display is
certainly worth an inspection.
We heard Of a man the other day
who was never drunk but once in
his life. He got drunk that time to
cure the ague. He went to a brew
cry where they had beer by the vat
full, on the theory that if a little
beer is good, a whole lot is a great
deal better. He had bought some
prunes, which he carried in his
overcoat pocket. When he got ready
tie start home he was helped upon
his horse and he struck out like
lam O1Shanter. The prunes came
undone and went through his over
coat pocket filling the lining of his
entire coat. When he got home he
was literally full Of prunes and his
wife was scared half to death. She
thought he had dangerous symp-
toms. In three or four days, how
ever, he began improving, and unto
this be has not had an attack of
ague. 1t is not recorded whether
the over coat pockets were mended
or not.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30


s. S, Drak E and wife and y IS.
4 Howard Giifhn came down from les
4 ta last " Wednesday and spent the
l|sday with. the fanll i George Drake.
John S. Nelson Of JohnsonVille
was oyer from that section last
Thursday. getting acquainted with
the political conditions Of the coun-
ty
A local widow has remarked that
she was opposed to second maria
.ges from religious scruples, still
she remarked i would hate aw-
fully to be attempted.
Mrs. JohnP Jacobs Of Madison
came down from that place last Sat
urday and visited over Sunday
with her daughter, Miss Fannie
Jacobs. on Of the public school IN
Isstructors
E The school tax levy in district.
No. 4, including the city Redwood
Falls, wilnbe three mills less than.
last year, when it was Is mills. This
t year It's Is mills, which will raise
the amount wanted by the boarl of
education
Snpt. Earkhill has purchased a
train despatcher s clock for use. at
the pumping station, and when the.
whistle blows noW-a-day he says
I that people may count upon it as
blowing on correct time seven,
|tWelvetand six O'Clock.
The bank fixtures Of the new
[Gold-Stabeck bank arrived here
early last week and are being placed
in position. The safe will not ar.
rive for a couple Of weeks. Mr..
Gold was unable to- find a second
hand safe for temporary use and
was obliged to purchase a new one.
from the factory
-Four parties OF land-Seekefs
struck town during the. early por-a
ton of last wees; and were taken in
charge OF by the Gold Stabeck
agents. It is reported that in one.
case. an offer Of $50 per acre was
made for a farm which is located
[only a short distance from this city,
land the offer was refused after ma
ture deliberation on part.of the. own
Ier. Another land owner was Of
fered s$52 per acre for his tract loca-
| ted within two miles ofthe city, and
no buildings on the same.
Mr. Cummins. who has had
charge Of putting in the concrete
work for the piers of the new steel.
water tower, left for Wisconsin, last
week after finishing the work here,
for the purpose OF. putting in the
piers for several towers in that
State Before leaving he stated
that there was no telling when the
work on the steel portion Of the
Redwood tower. would be com
menced for the reason that the EN-.
ployees Of the contracting company
we're all busy putting in towers at
other points
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30
BY AIKEN & SCRMAHL.
Chicago & Northwestern Railway.
LOCAL TIME CARD, REDWOOD FALLS
Subject to oh ange.

SUNDAY TRAIN
Leave Sleepy Eye Arrive Redwood Falls
2:55 p. m $50 p. m.
400 p. m. 4:55 p m.
DEPARTURES OF TRAINS.
No 81, daily except Sunday .... i D. m.
For Chicago, st. Paul Minneapolis, Winona,
and east; also for Tracy, Marshall, Water
town Huron and Pierre Parlor car, Kasota
to St Paul and Minneapolis. Sleeper, Man
kato to Chicago.
No Ga, daily except Sunday ~. 4 80 p, m.
Connects al Sleepy Eye with trains east and
west between Waseca and Tracy. Makes
connection with Omaha at KasOta for Sioux
City and Omaha.
ARRIVAL OF TRAINS.
No 81. daily except Sunday 1O:15 a. m
Connects with new train. No. 5, from east.
No, So, daily except sunday Ais p. m.
and all points east and west.
W. B: KNIsKERN. A. G. JOHNSON,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agt, Ger. Agent,
Chicago. Winona, Mimi.
W, S. BRAMMER. Agent, Redwood Falls. MINI
MINNEAPOLIS & st. Louis Railway.
Wine of arrival and departure of mail and
press trains from Redwood,
No. 10, daily except Sunday, 1857 p. M,
for Miereapolis and ST. Paul, connecting with
through trains for Chicago and the east, St,
Louis, Hot Springs and the south. Des
Moines, Omaha and points west. Through
dining and sleeping cars.
WEST.
No. Ia. daily except Sunday. L :53 D. m.
For Hanley Falls and Watertown.
FREIGHT TRAINS
No. IS, going east Tuesdays, Thursdays
and SATURDAYS ................. 3: 3 5 %. m.
No. 76, going west Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays. ........8: los a. m
ia. JONES, Agent.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30
When using baking
powder it IS always econ
orny to buy the Royal.
Royal makes the finest,
most wholesome and de-
llcious food.

Miss Grace Lauterbach is visiting in
with the family of G. P. Murphy al
JBelview.
Q. B. Turrell left last THURSDAYS,
for various stations in North Dako;
ia. Mr.. Turrell will secure options
on several tracts Of land during hisT1
absence.
Superintendents Race and A. J..
Jones go to Mankato tomorrow to n;
attend the sessions of the district q,
teachers convention. Mrs. Race ar
will accompany her husband. q, q
Mrs. W. H. Knowlton, who has IA
been visiting with Mrs. Fred L. Z
Warner and other friends during :;
the past week or ten days, returned Il
to her home in Baskerville, Iowa. -
last Friday
Renville Record: Sid and jim i
Gold Of Big Stone City S. D. re- a
turned home Friday from visit
with their brothers here and in Red
wood Falls. W. Fl. Gold was over
froms Redwood Friday.
E. Bedal formerly of Walnut
Grove, but who has resided in Min
neapolis for several years past, will
leave for California this week with
the view Of residing in that State
during the coming winter.
An auction sale was held at the
farm Of A. E. Peckham yesterday,
with'C. B. Butler as auctioneer.
Another sale will held at the farm
of VIM. Ballard, 10 Sheridan town
ship Friday at which the same auc-
tioneer will officiate.
Rev FIR. Stukel, who has been,
pastor al the Catholic church. at.
Morgan ever since Rev. FIR. Won
derlage left that parish, has been
assigned to another pari III and will
leave there in a short tllne Who
his successor will zoe IS not vet
known.
Street Commissiiif5T'sa7Ss}2'l Ps2ll5lard has.
been engaged in h aiming out the
cutters under cross-walks and also
from in front of all culverts during
the past week Mr. Pollard expects
to have these places In proper shape
when the thaw commences next.
spring, and this is his preliminary
work
S. 6. Peterson and wife returned
from their visit to the -Ameri--
can exposition at Buffalo Wednes-
day afternoon Of last week. Mr..
Peterson states that the exposition
managers anticipate a shortage of
about 81, OO0OOO when the exposi-
ton closes tomorrow night. which
will have to be taken care of by the.
citizens of Buffalo
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30
Bar NUNS
Monkeys

AL wenall happy lots
Of fun. That is the regular
report from the monkey cage
Of Barnum's Circus ever since
the keepers began dosing the
monkeys with SCOTS Emul-
sion. Consumption was carry
ing off two thirds Of them
every year and the circus had
to buy new ones.
One day a keeper accident
ally broke a bottle Of Scott
Emulsion near the MONKEY.
cage and the monkeys eagerly
Tapped It up from the floor.
! r &
This suggested the idea thatit
might do them good. Since
then the monkeys have received
regular doses and the keepers
report very few deaths from
consumption OF course it's
cheaper to buy SCOTS Emul-
sion than new monkeys and
that suits the circus men.
Consumption IN monkeys
and IN man IS the same disease.
# you have it OF are threaten
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-10-30

ed with it can YOU
take the hint !
This picture represents
the Trade Mark of SCOTS
INFUSION and is on the
wrapper Of every bottle.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE,
400 Pearl st, New : ork.
SOC and 81, all druggists.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-14

from. a severely classical standpoint, was
given in honor of the Schubert club of
st, Paul. This was arranged with care
and represented the summit of achieve
ment by the great band. Needless to say,
1t was listened to by very brilliant and
cultured audience from both cities.
For this week there will be special
events galore, as we'll as regular pro-
grammes of varied character and great
merit. Monday evening is to be ''popu-
lar night" and the list of selections will
include those which have proved snost
fetching so far during the season
Wednesday is to be international
night" which will give SCR. Sorrentino
an opportunity to arrange a programme
OF contrasting music by the greatest
composers of various nations. This will
pc an interesting and attractive novelty.
Friday is to be French night when we
may expect to be treated to the bes1
things of Gounod, Massenet and the other
great ones on the list of French compos-
ers. The afternoon programmes are also
to be well diversified Tuesday will be
Verdi
Next week there will be a Request
Night, and it is suggested that nd
mirers of the band get their minds we'll
made up this week as to what they
will ask for 1t viii furnish an adj
mlranle opportunity to determine what
the pubHc's real favorites are, since the
pieces asked for by the most people will
be those played.
The menu for this afternoon and even
be found Just to the taste Of the ire
mendous throngs that viii visit Lake
Harriet today. A glance over the offer
lngS will convince anyone that musical
treats Of the best are in store for those
fortunate ones who wend their way 20
the cool and incompatible Harriet today.
The days programmes follow:
AFTERNOON.
March-'W Willow Grove (by re-
= quest) ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. SorrentlnO
OVe1ture-s.Foet and Peasant
Ivy ftqueSU .-...-.................. Suppe
Halse-'' Monte Cr.sto'' ..............Kotlar
Quartette from Rigoletto". ...... Verdi
Solos by Signori Bottega, Chiarini, Lii
beratore and BariIotti.
Spanish Serenade-'I. 5Paloma@. Yradier
Romance for the Trumpet-Sol-
War Songs of the Boys in Blue
Laurendeau
Observation-Disclosures ......... Sellinich
Overture Semiramide" .......... .Rossini
hetlSe w aldteuTel
"reminiscences of An Nations's Godfrey
Romance for the Tfumpet-.'Ma
Lady Luz Arranged by sorrentino
iqeel lance --.....-....,...,.....S orrenttno
AdagIo Patet1co Beethoven
Grand selection from "Carmen"... Bizet
Solos by Signori Massa, Bottega, LII
beratore and Barilotti.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-14

David Garrick, who Is taken suddenly
Ill. The plot of the play is read to him
by the author, a young attorney who
has an innocent young wife and
mother-in-law. AS he reads the play,
which is full Of foul murders, divorces,
etc, to the actor, he is overheard by
his wife, his mother-in-law and several
others who are suspicious of his con-
duct, and they believe him to be read
ing his own plans and conspiring with
the actor to carry them out in the near
future. So sure are the listeners that
the young attorney and the actor are
contemplating several neinous crimes
that they employ detective from
Scotland Yard, a sort of "Foxey Quill
Ter" and between this wiseacre's mis-
takes and the first nights performance
OF the new play, all sorts of compucae
lions ensue. Mr.. Drouet's ability in
comedy is now we'll known and another
excellent portrayal can be expected of
him. The motAer-in-law, who is another
Mrs, Sherramy, will be in the same
capable hands as that quaint character
was. Miss Buckley, Miss Doro. Mr.
Irving, Mr.. Jackson, Mr. De Silke, Mr..
Bur6hardt, Miss Scaife and Mr.. Fos9m
viii all be happily cast and another
week of hlarity is promised. The regu-
lar matinees will be given on Wednes-
day and Saturday