The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1901-04-27

ing friends" nor will his remains be
followed to"their last restingp lace'' by
theusual ''large sorrowing
friends" He will go down unsung and
unhonered by the very people that
elected him to the highest Office in
their gift. 1t is pitiable to think of,
and while do not sympathize with the
governor, feel for the lovers of the
dear "Iost cause" who now suffer from
shame for having voted for the man
who speaks of their patriotism, their
love of home and their love of freedom,
as "rot." My advice to the governor
is that he do as a certain well known
Georgia Colonel" now congress
man, always does when he is quoted as
saying something he ought not to say
deny it; if it's the truth, deny it, and
if tie lie, deny it. Anyhow, deny it.
Later Since writing the above l
sec that the governor is out in letter
of denial. Of course it will be accept
ed by his friends, but the denial is
hardly clear enough for his enemies.
And, gentle reader, the cornerstone OF
Mississipp's new capitol will, unless all
signs of the zodiac fail, be laid on the
10th Of January.
Now, here's pretty howdydo, and
it is going to cause weeping and wall
ing and crashing of teeth among the
female population. | call it monstrous
outrageous, and the man who is re-
sponsible for it will some day suffer for
his smartness. The idea of doctor
discovering the secret of beauty and
then being mean enough to give II
only to the ugly girls of his own town.
It's shame, and outraged ugliness all
over the country will, as soon as this
discovery becomes generally known
have the benefit of it or make the dis
cover wish he had never been born
This story is from last Sundays 81
Louis Post Dispetch, under an OAK
land. CAL, date, and begins "Oaklanc
il to have the most beautiful women or
EARTH All this fuss in Oakland II
caused by one man who claims to nave
discovered this priceless secret. Inc
dispatch goes on as follows:
II It has remained for an Oakland phy
stefan to 90 back to the lore OF tn'
olden time and unlock the secret o
beauty beyond compare, lie mas le
loose that secret, as Pandora let zoos
the woes. None may tell what the Ell
feet NAV be, for old Blaise Pascal dc
ciares that |if the nose of Cleopatr'
had been shorter the whole face OF Tn
earth would have been changed.
And now that Oakland women, 81
, ready beautiful, are to become
: Beautiful as sweet,
And vonne as beautiful, and soft as young
And CAV as soft, and innocent as gay
: There is no telling what situation
e rational poticies more serious than IN
!, Chinese embroglio may yet arise out {
the desire of all men in all lands 10 VIC
i and win an Oakland fair.
It was DR., E. H. Woolsey, old enoug
and experienced enough to have know
better, who caused all this likely MUS
He was dipping with eager eyes I'M
his Ovid and shuffled with lingel
ms delight through 1.-THE Art
1--we 1ng y and then "Through the Art
Peautv . Suddenly his eyes bulge
with feryor. He read in the Latin az
s,owlv translated the ancient poe
nhiIosopher's prescription to insure
hale loyeliness. Jotting the thll
down nv measured feet and LAHORE
matrie eoadings, DIR. Woolsey works
out the prescription thus 90,
~ rnse and tell 'em when they RS
3Wnen drnwav sleep forsakes their tenoe[ ~
} WWoxS thew NAV look as fair as morning sA'e'
Vstches' and beaten barley, let EN- taEe s. ka
And with the whites Of eggs am sTn and win
Then dry the precious paste WIN sun anu
And into POTa eex KY but let It be the first
st creature bleeds), and bea. ~ wei is ~ we
n dHthinF he while how fond Narcissus I Leli
az, rnots too that pensive flower must yle a9s
81 minsle with the rest, well bruis q anu eie
4 dPn lIrS, next of gum and thural seed,
TWU ~ tbe gracious gods does incense DIG;
And LET double share OF honey la5 ~ sSce
With this whatever damsel paln IT.n.s a race
win need no hatterlng glass " S--s"
4 This prescription was compo sh y
& into a powder by a chemest, whlcn : !
9 Doctor made into lotion, ana onS :
. nI;cation transformed the OaAis !.
: p;rI from a holy fright into one OF y !.
8 most beautiful Of maidens. ana Tue
& soT only give this prescription ss I'M.
q a.;on for no one-not even aocVol
Z would dare say Greenville giris me- ~,
Z anything OF the kind TO ! ada 70 o.n on'
: beauty and grace. But they can
Z ;oice 70 know that their less ior'S ~
Z s in Oakland have found ga