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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-08
FROM NEW YORK

PASSENGERS can leave DAli-J, ~
cept Sunday, from cotnn;'iiSss pc. ~, e
t-S,nfort ard NorIotk, connecting with =
{. q. and ~ & W. trains for Richmond.
FREIGHT received and forwarded a2!iE,
Ti,l;snts on sale at coE.pany's Office. No.
1919 East Main Street; Richrnoud Trans
fer Company No. o0& East Main Stre2l;
sInrohw's Hotel. c. :: O. and r. y T.
danofs Richmond baggage checked
For further lnfortnatio2 apply to
JOHN F. MAYER. Agent.
No 1910 East Main Street. Richmond. Va.
General offices: No 81 Beach Street cor
Nor West street: New York, y. Y.
j. j. ERcNE
II e. WALkER. Gen. Pas. Az.
Traffic Manager
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TIME EXTENDED.
Brig.nds VIII Accept Raasoa, fer Hiss Stone
ii Paid Within Moat!1.
(By Associated! Prrss.)


LONDON. Oct. SIT is reported from
Sofia, says a dispatch from Vienna to
tho Daily Express that United States
Consul Dickinson and an envoy Of the
missionary society arrived there Saturday
intending to follow up Miss Stone Che
abducted missionary and 70 deposit
portion Of the ransom. The brisands have
extended the time for payment one
month
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1 & -. - ~ ss!,l 'iE:a 80 59S1ssi
q 8 az c.~H-a4-,e, II :asSL
.TI-NE Il, l3'f-
LEAVE RICHMOND tDAILiJ. BfED-SfRksf
.Ty-NE &c 1901.

J
LEAVE RICHMOND tDAILYJ. BYED-SrRREr
STATION.
eco y. M.-NoEFoLk 4sA.fETD Arrtv, "
Norfolk ll.eu A. ~ stops o":j a. fesee'o-fL
Sos A. M.-THE cHIG,Go EXPRESS s., Fes
rn~h burg Roanoke Columbus and Chicaro-
ri,t,St ParIor Car Petersburg Roanoke. Pull
r. an sleeper Roanoke To Columbus; also for Brit
roi Knoxville and Chattanooga Puilnaa
sIepper Roanoke 10 Knoxville.
IL p W-0tEA N.>HORE LIMITED Arrive
Norfolk IS 7. "; stops onJy at fctgrsourS
WovprIy and Sutfolk. Connects ~ N0FiotR VITA
steamers to Boston, prevalence. Ne" YORK, Bait.
mgr am vF6. SuiroIs Sorf",s, anil inter
',iiit1 stations Arrives al Sosfulk az 30 r NJ
toP M-for Lyucbbtsr- aut! Roanoke, Con
pscfsat i.ynchbIrs with Washington nd Chatt:'-
annra limited. Pullman StecPers LYHehb"rs 20
S!ess pIsis and New Orleans Cnfe Parior and 90.
serysfioT Car EadforI 10 Alfalfa. Ala Pullman
sfreTer between Richmond and Lynchb"rE.
Rerths ready for occupancy at $50 r VI Also,
pullman sleeper Petersburg and lsna"oEe
Trains arrive Richmond fsoG' LynG homss anu
fine Nest daily ut 30 4. VI aud s.ln = NJ rom
Norfolk and the East =: !i.lgA NJ Il . y w
and $50 Z. NJ:
Ohcc-No SIS Main street
NO E WAGNER, CITY Pass gni Ticket AK
G II rosIEY District Passenger Ageaf-
W T. BEvIaL. General Passenger Agent
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Mrs. July Pi,cocl.
(snecial D:soatch TO Tho Times

{Snecial Dispatch TO Tho Times)
WINCHESTER, VA, Oct. Mrs. July
Pitcoclz, wife OF William T. Pitcock, died
at her home at Lakeview on Sunday aft
.ernoon. after lingering illness of con-
sumption. She Is survived by her hus-
band and three children.
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William J. Cote.

1sicciai DiSHitc5 L" THe Iimas
WINSTON-SALEAI. n. c.. Oct 1.-NIr
William j. Cote, OF Washington. who
came here on Monday night OF last week,
with the hope that a change OF climate
would benefit his health. died last night
at the home of one Of his sisters, Mrs.
w L. Hill.
tAIr. Cote had been in bad health for
some time, caused by Brisht's disease.
lie was native OF Brooklyn, n. ".
and the remains wer" sent there for inter-
ment in Greenwood Cemetery.
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SIMPSONS CONDITION.
The Admiral is Suffering from aa Attack Of
Aphasla.
(By Associated Press. J

WASHINGTON, Oct 7.-Rear-Admiral
Sampson. who is now sciourning in Wash
ington. is profitins by the daily care and
attention of one Of tie best local ply
5sicians. It is said thai he suffers fcom
prolonged attack of sphasia.
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DEATHS.

MoRRIs.-Died. at his residence, in this
city Sunday morning. October 6, 1901.
JuNIUS A NORRIS. in his sixty-sixth
year. z5Es ~
Church THIS tTuesday) AFTERNOON
s. at 4 o'clock.
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State OF Virginia. City OF Richmond-ss.
I. II. a. Williams, cashier of the above
named bank. do sO1emnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best of
nv knowledge and belief.
II. y. WILLIAMS. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
It'll day Of October. 1901.
T. " WORTHANI. Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
THOS. \. CARTER.
G. CARLTON JACKSON.
H. l.. CABELL,
Directors.
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MR.. SHEPPARD ACCEPTED.
Formally No:iIicd CT N:s Nomination. for the
n;averatty.

(Br Associated Press.)
NEW YORK. Oct. Edward NJ. Shep-
ard. of Brooklyn, the Democratic nominee
Ior Mayor of Greater New York. today
returned from l. ika George He was
waited or tonight at his residence by a
committee Of the party, VINO formally
.,ot,fied, rim of his nomination and Mr..
ST elarl accepted tic honor.
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;3,5()Enam24S $50
Observation-Disclosures

Take c. slnt; o. Railway train. daily OK
cent sunday. at AS Z. NJ far Baltimore
Via Old Point Comfort c 2sI.s At CD
IN. ola Eav Line leaving :it l.l5 for Bal
tinnorc. Arrive in Baltimore at eco A. NJ.
i'm time to make connections "!th all
trains north. east staG west Saott rail
ride and 81. night on one OF the finest
Steamers in southern! waters
For tickets and general Information ap-
ply Ut ticket Offices G. ana o. halfway.
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bcst!is in Alexandria.

iSprcia! Dispatch TO The Tirlcs)
ALEXANDRIA. VA, Oct. 7.-Lcopn!d
GenZberger one of the best known resi-
dents of the city, died Saturday night.
Hc was native OF Germany. and was
eighty years of age. a widow and sew
eral children survive him. lie was for
many years in business here
Thomas T. Carter, a native OF F'auQuier
county. died Sunday evening very sud
denly at the home Of his sons, NIessrs.
Carter Bros, who conduct a grocery
store. He was about eighty years Of age
and had resided here for the past six
years. Eight children survive him.
Miss Mary II. Miller died Sunday morn
ing at her home, No So Prince Street.
after q short illness. Four brothers sur
vive her. He was 4. native of this city
and WAS EighlN. esteemed
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EAIII:oAns
s. q. l. r ailMay.
.C4p1TiI.cITY EOi-TE"

Short Line 10 princ:pai cities .ossttc South and
Southwest Fiori.ta, cuba. Texas. calsfer;.;s. AMI
Mexico. feacnin. the Capitals of six Sta.-A
Schedule in Eject Nav - 1861.
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SOUTHERN pAELWA Y
f: CHEpT-rr EFFECTIVE JCSE 6 s2oi :
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND, ~.

TRAINS LEA Z RICHMOND, ~.
o2o A 3l-No. 10, daily for Durham. y o..
and all stations between krysyttle nuG pHFhtun;
connecting ut Burkevtl!e for farmvtl,e mo, sn.
Iyncithur.; az Jetre>s for Batslo Lithla SP!Iiis'
and local stations on Norfolk DiSis!en 20 Jan .'
vile; at Oxford for Henderson; az DlF'ant ~
EaIegh Gold sroro nd all North CaEoiin1 punt.
..cI p Mo :. solid train daily Tor 1.;ar
Jotts y c. connects at N0seley win t1fhiTt
and Pcwhatau Railroad At Greensboro IoI IN ~
.Hsu Ri.feini, and Wiuston-Salsrn NJ itiiN ttLs
With No s. United States fast mail, so!iG LIin
6.,iIv (or New Orleans and points SoCth. Nh,gH
ar,ies sl-anprS to New Orleans anu JACKSON Nllle
.cornectjpr for Nassau and Havana Buffet draw
.c.yoorn S!.4per Richmond 10 .ttiant2 aDe Hlc9l-
aFha rog< ss.gs S'q1Eg .s 70 d empnl nt
-. ,,'c,,s,a .facS souvitir and point, South
Sleeper for paHviIle. Grc~uSboGn Salisbury NV and
Si,rInt-r r.nn NJ Richmond 90 2 VI Cornec-
fioT Win New York aud fiorida Express and
- y, Western Limited. which carries throush
s',s,,sr4 10 Augusta. savannah, JacksonYiile
S:an,pa. Nashville, Memphis, Atlanta, New Or
49, "a. Complete diniuG-car service, also
pTI,mar Tourist sleeper Mondays. Wednesdays
t,Si I,TlGavs Warrington 10 san Francisco with
ont change. With connections for all points ~
T.xa= Mexico aEd California.
.:CG p Nf-$o. l.. Local. daily except suhUAJ.
foT EevsrilIp :-ut! N -rrm-disfe points
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seoP M-No. 10. Baltimore Limited. IaIiy *
eept Sundays connecting az Yes Point VIII
sieauae. for baltimore and YORK River Landings
stops only at stations between Qu1Ason ii-1 "S''
Poin'. ,tt.,x.,,
S,nanvs foe WLst Point and Etern.ct axe stations
onrects with stage a Lister Manor iof Wa!hsftos
500 /. M-So. Il, Local Mixed. Le.ves taii..
.xcep. sunday. FOR Wes. Fotn. and ta'er:nsd.ass
stations connecting w!th STAG; =. Lester Ai.i!S1
Tor WaIserton and Tsppaharhocs
TRAINS ARRIVE ~ RICHMOND.
G:ISA M.-Daily from, West Point with conasc
Cow CON, Baltimore, eIceps Mondays.
IO45 A. ai.-ESceps sundays and MONDAYS.
oI5 P. Ns.-Da;iy. except sunday IRON "e':
Point and intermediate stations.
steamers leave West Point daily, eLcep. Sea
da-.s $50 2. NJ. arriving GnltiMore ssO \. ~
Steamers call at Almonds and yorktown iues,
eays THURSDAYS ard Saturdays: Clay Ban K AM
Gloucester Mondays W-ftres'i>yt aaa fi'ass
CIV WESTLCcY. DIST Pass Az.
No. 80 Z. Main ST.. Richmond Va
g.. n. uAEDsioa, Gen. Pass. Agt
- T.Aiasnssan- d u
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Miss Mary PriicEsrd,

(Snecial Dispatch to The Times.>
WINCHESTER, VA, Oct. MISS Mary
Pritchard died yesterday. after 4 I. pro-
longed illness. aged eighty-onc years.
She was an aunt Of II. K. pritchacd,
well known retired editor.
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Honorary-A1cssrs. Junius E. Mosby

Honorary-A1essrs. Junius 3. Mosby,
Blair Boiling. Vrginius Newton, Isaac
Davenport. Frank y. Davenport, John
frickrell, DR.. Isaiah II. White, Major =.
7. Sutton. r. N. Glazebrooll, Gideon y.
Davenport, lohn Z. Anderson ard y. D.
Dill.
Ac;ive-AIessrs. John Hayes, John e.
Palmer. w. Q. Shelton, j. z. Beas!ey. 4.
w. McCaw. W. c. Camp, ". c. Lefebvrc,
r. T. Arlington, r. G. Blanton, y. Lee
Thaw and John Cur1c
John T. Patton.
Mr.. John T. Patton, formerly a resident
OF this city. died very suddenly in :3ir-
mingham. Alabama, on Saturday, from
heart trouble.
Mr.. Patton was resident OF this city
for some years being manager for C. d.
mingham Branch was opened he took
charge there.
He was 4 member of Rich1nand
Lodge Of El1s. lie was a native Of Nor
folk, Va, and his funeral will take place
in that city this morning at Il
o'clock.
Mr.. Patton leaves mother ana two
sisters-Nrs H d. Oliver and Mrs. James
Brownley, Of Norfolk Va.
W. A. RiacIi.
Mr.. w a Raich general auditor Of
the Atlanuc Coast Line Railroad. died or
Friday last.
Mr.. Riach was returning from Scotland.
where he had been spending his summer
vacation. and his death occurred on the
steamer
He had been connected with the Coast
Line for many years ana was a most val
liable officer.
No particulars OF his death have yet
been learned.
Funeral Services.
The funeral of Mrs. Mary Bryant. who
died at the Little Sisters of the Poor OF
Saturday evening. took place yesterday
morning at o'clock.
The intcrment was in Mt Calvary
Cemetery. and the services were con
Quoted by Father Collins.
Mrs. Bryant was 103 years old. and her
death was due to age. She had been an
inmate OF the institution for about ten
years. Mrs. Bryant was born in eng
land. and had resided in this city about
forty years.
The funeral OF Mr.. W. G.. Allen who
died at his residence, No 500 Lester
Street, Fulton, Saturday morning. took
place Sunday afternoon at 1 O'clock
from Fulton Baptist Church. The inter
ment was IN ST. Mary's German Catholic
Cemetery.
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$40 P 81 and 500 4. M--FTou Atlanta Az
ruSia ana Asheyi!ie and all points south
SO A. Af-FrouI keysyslle and local st.ttiont
eye Nj Prom Durham, oxford aa.t insef-
NJ ediate stations.
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Train No. .ileavr. Richmond go a. M daily.
for fetersbnfE. Martina n. c.. sad ri; D:vTmei
ale POINTS Connections st. Nnrltna with train
striving Henderson 2lp r. and Raleigh 3a1e p
M daily, and Durham, i:lJ T., daily except sun.
day.
Trsins lcav. Richmond Tor Washington. New
York and the East daily. No. "a NJ go I. IN. and
: o. IS BIS u, m.
Connections At Jacksonville ard Tampa for all
Florida East Coast points and Cuba and Porto
Rico AT New Orleans :or all points III Texas
Mexico an. California.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RICHMOND DAILY:
f:sa p n. No. S4i From all point. South an'
81. n M No G5 Southwest.
s:4s D. M No. 2e-From Norlina. y. c.. Petsr-
burg snd local points
SLEEPIEG-CAR SE2Yt;.E,
Kos Il and 3i-FIc.ida and metropolitan Lin.
fed Drawing Room and Sleeping Cars and
Through, Dav Cosches between New Tof: and
4 ,nra Through Drawing Room Buffet Sleeping
cars between New York and Atlanta.
Nos q .nd e6--FioTida and Atlanta Fast Mail
Through Drawing Room Buffet Steering cars tA
tween New York ans: I y CONNECTING a u = :
let with Sieening Car 10 and rom Ntl2n'a IN
connection with which Through fuitina 4icSe-l
arc sold. Finest Day Coaches.
z. P SMITH bls,rtc. Pass Agent
SIC East Main, street fhone W
J. VI. 5Atis. f. T. l.. HESch.
ISt V. z. & Geu'I Mau-'r Gen iSSs. a2eu".
Portsmouth. Va
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State Of VIRGINIA; city OF Richmond-ss.:
I. Richard FL Smith. cashier OF the
atove-named bank. 90 solemns. swear
that the above statement is tr;le to the
best OF my Knowledge and thelief.
RICHARD H. SMITH. Cashier.
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REPORT OF THE CONDITION. OF THE
NE.TROPOLITAN BANK. AT RICH
MOND. IN TIE COMMONWEALTH
OF VIRGINIA. All, THE CLOSE OF
BUSINESS, SEPTEMBER 80. 1901.
MADE TO THE AUDITOR OF PUFF
Lie ACCOUNTS OF TIE COMMON
WEALTH OF VIRGINIA.
RCSOTr PCE,S
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LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in...........$ ""EH,'fEi 90
Surplus fund ................ Go,oqo 90
Undivided profits. less expenses
and taxes paid. ......... 10. .6S -
National Bank notes outstand-
D.ts to other National Banks. 1ta.S29 &c
D Renkers. So -. -. 1877 ~
Dividends unpaid. 800 CO
Individual deposits
subject to check. sl.531o5 "a
Demand certificates
of t!eposit.......... 90 as 81
- s Deposits. $4,000 90 2,2o4,;zSn 70
Bills payable. $1,000 co
Total. s.. as. % 70
=-=-=
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the above correction being officially
made
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-08

State of Virginia; city of Richmond-s4.:
/. j. =. Brasiey, cashier OF the above
named bank, do soiemny SWEAR that the
above statement is true TO the best OF my
knowledge and belief
]. y. BEAsLEY. Cashier
Subscribed and sworn to before me, this
-- day Of - l9n--
J. c. JOPLIN, Notary Public
Correct-Attcst:
VIRGINIUs NEWTON.
I. NNM. P!ENBEETON
n. W. BOWIE,
Directors.
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LOCAL FREIGHT TRIMS

xo,. q and g.. between Manchester snH Seao'
YORK RIVER LINE VIA WEST PoiSE
The FAVoRTfE RotTE NORTH.
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07
How to VentiIate a Room.

But in spite of this constant chang
ing, by natural renewal from outside,
it is a good idea to give a quick and
complete change once a day to the air
of iving-roOms, smoking-rooms, bed
rooms and dining-rOOms. This is best
effected by opening windows that will
make a direct draft-keeping in mind
that few minutes only are required
to accomplish the purpose. Make
this change of air when room is to
be vacant for say fifteen minutes,
which Will give time for somewhat
heating the cold air taken in For the
sick-room a fireplace is the safest ven
tilator, lacking which, adroit manage
ment Or devices (too elaborate to be
here detailed) will secure a proper
atmosphere. In a large house with
few occupants this clean sweeping-out
of stale air need be resorted to but
rarely, as sWeeping-days, the natural
renewal from the cracks and crevices,
with the opening of doors from goings
and comings, are sufficient.-Ella Nor
ris Kretschmar in Woman's Home
Companion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07

of the taxable property. The com
mittee on education reported favor
ably the bill appropriatingS 500, 600 for
cottage for women students ct the
state university. The bill authorizing
the Dane county supervisors to ap-
propriate money to aid the county
Fair association was recommended
for passage.
In the assembly there was a debate
on Nj. Lenroot's bill which compels
3 popular vote on all franchises
granted by common councils. If 10 per
cent. of voters request it. within sixty
days after action by common council.
but it was ordered to a third reading
after long debate. Among bills
passed were: Requiring hotels with
cut fire escapes to have ropes in
rooms, and prohibiting shooting of
any gun in railway cars. judge
Orton's request saved from killing
the bicycle path bills They went to
the judiciary committee.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07
Things Women Should Know.

Fortunately she can be just as
dainty pretty and altogether feminine
while knowing the principles of de-
signing, building, plumbing, ventilat-
ing, heating, lighting and protecting
from dampness the home, the making
of fires, the disposing of garbage, dis
injecting of rooms, and general hy-
gienfc and sanitary requirements, as
she could be were her whole mission
in life to look pretty. That a few
wide-awake, practical women have
taken a stand against dark houses is
evidenced by the better provisions for
good lighting that may be noted in a
large number Of the newly built city
houses and flats. When such protests
become far-reaching enough to make
the renting Of dark houses difficult,
then they will disappear completely
and forever.-Ella Morris Kretschmar
in Woman's Home Companion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07
IRISH COURTROOM WIT.
Some Choice Examples Garnered for
the Readers Entertainment,

Some Choice Examples Garnered for
the Readers Entertainment.
The quaint repartee and whimsical
humor Of an Irish witness give a flip
Of excitement to the dullest court
room, says Irish Fun.
Quite recently woman asked for a
warrant against a man for using abu-
sivc language in the street.
What did he say?" asked the mag
istrate.
He went forninst the whole worl5
at the corner of Chapel street an
called me-yes, he did, her worship
an ould communicated gasometer.',
He called me out of me name !"
said witness in 4 case of assault.
The judge, trying to preserve the
relevancy of the witness testimony,
said:
That's a civil action, my good
woman"
The witness eyes flashed fire as she
looked up at the Judge and rotorted:
'Musha, then, if ye call that a civil
action It's a bad bla guard We must be
yerself!"
A witness was once asked the
amount Of his gross income.
Me gross income, is it?' he an
swered. Sure, an We know I've no
gross income. I'm a fisherman, an
me income is all net"
mo man." said d wealthy but rather
weak-headed barrister, should be ad-
mitted to the bar who has not an in
dependent landed property"
May I ask, sir" said a witty and
eminent Irish lawyer, how many
acres make a wiseacre?"
The element of the unexpected
which characterizes Irish fun crops
out in other places besides the court
room. 1t may be an old story, but it
is as perennial as it's subject of the
priest who preached a sermon on
Grace" An, me brethren" he said
in conclusion. IF We have wan spark
av heavenly grace wather it, wather
it continually"
Another priest who had delivered
what seemed to him an excellent and
striking sermon was anxious to ascer-
tain its effect on his flock. WAS the
sermon today to yer liking, Pat?" he
inquired of one of them.
''Troth, yer reverence. it was r
grand sermon entirely" said Pat,
with such genuine admiration that his
reverence felt moved to investigate
further.
WAS there any one part of it more
than another that seemed to take hold
of YEP" he inquired.
well, now. as We are for akin me,
begorra, I'll tell ye What TUX h0uidt
av me most was yer riyerence's parse
verence-the way We wint over the
same thing agin and agin and agin"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07
Jests and Jinuies.

The tramp seldom goes into new
settlements at first. but he's generally
found there after a bit.
This country has at least outgrown
one Of its infant industries"
Which is that?"
They don't seem to name so many
babies George W. as they did when
Washington's birthday was more of a
holiday"
Why should the ladies bother their
heads
About creations plan?
Let them not seek for the rights of
men,
But just try to get the right man.
They are still talking of Mars max
ing signals to the eartn."
The next thing some scientist will
come along and say it's got red in the
face through it's violent efforts to at
tract our attention.
why is the donkey, which is the
graYest, looked on as the most stupid
of animals?"
Possibly to illustrate the fact that
a long head doesn't necessarily go
along with long face"
To get man where the hair is short
An easy thing twill be,
If you make it rule to search for him
In the Penitentiary.
"That making an artificial eye for a
pug dog was quite a feat in optical
SCIENCE
1t was. | understand it was so
natural even the beast itself couldn't
see through the deception
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-03-07
WISCONSIN LEGISLATURES.

Madison, Feb. Ex-senator Roehr's
bill legalizing the practice of osteo-
patty passed the senate, II to {. The
joint resolution, also by Senator
Roehr. providing for a constitutional
permitting the legislature
to pass a general banking law, passed
without opposition.
In the assembly a bill was passed
which provides that when prisoners
escape, when re-captured, the time
they are away from prison shall not
be counted as part Of their term of
sentence. The bill raising the penalty
for stated felonies from FIVE to twenty
years in prison was also passed. The
Thomas bill, providing for two more
dairy and food inspectors at $1,000 a
year each was opposed by Mr.. Dodge
as a needless extravaganza. Final &C
ton on it was deferred. The Stevens
bill fcrbidding unlicensed persons to
hawk drugs around was killed.