The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-03-28
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ayttip,) Nos. shat DO 700 consider 10
b, Tbs moe, oarions ibipg Jon ever ssv.
proi..sotf Professor rfot,r "A womsn,
msdsn.
-fessbrr Nos, will some brisbt III
lie boy tell ms vhs, bird 10 the moe, 10
mons 10 Amefiesn historyf The the
ssmn tuos, teacher. The Plymouth
Rock rooster 10.
-Iow yoaf name 10 print the other
day, ssid one man 10 smother who vas
very TOAD Of noloris,y wbersf ssksd the
other 10 uemor OF excitement 10 the
directory.
1t vss very noble OF you. Willie. TO
plead that your brother be spared whip
piog. i guess / kuo~ my business Every
time be stts licked be turus around and
licts me.
-Nsnpie - Ga. dear; my face is 80 ne
hisdi Aust Hsunah- wouldn't mt,
Nsunis. OF coutss the fr,ckles are ! OF
very bsconins. bat, then. you know, th,y
serve 10 cover up your Gestures.
Old Friend And so both OF yonr ehil
drsn srs studying professiousf Hostess -
Yes. my daughter |. 10 polytechnic col
lsas sudyiag mechanical epsinesripr,
aud my son lie 10 Paris learning drsssu ak
ing
Roberts Have you tesrd snythiI &
about Thomp son's .fsirs since the isiluref
Peters -Just ~ coon as the creditors te
come reconciied TO the fac. that they won't
get . cen,
II don't like your heart sciion, the doc
tor ssid, applying the stethoscope again.
You have bad some trouble With sngiDs
pscioris. You're partly right, doctor.
shsepisbiy sussered the young man, only
thst sint her nsme.
-Enployer Mr.. Redink. you got Of
yesterday afternoon under the plea of be
ing III. Issw Jon siterwsrd going to the
races. and you didn't appear 10 be 8. ell
unweli Clerk You ought to have sesn
me after the second race, sir. / was bad
eooush then.
lie there much power 10 heat. Willie 2
ssksd The teacher. You bet there lei sp
suersd the boy. Give 30 example. When
M begins TO ~sfE thioss up pa Just hss TO
get up aud hussle, sud don't you forget H.
See hersl exel,i,nod the shopper. eY
citediy, there's Gao l1st dropped dead
Ia ths, bargain ernsti Hos incpporta psl
cried the hsor w~ltsr. We have not yss
opened onr undertaking department
--wimbIe - a iaass 10 obe OF tho courts
has decided tbst man has right TO re
main ont oil nigh, II be wants TO. Mrs.
w.-Dont let that worry you, Wimble
That judge hssa' Jurisdiction 10 this house
hold.
-Slontleish Some 10 ago bought
splaster al you to help ne sc. rid Of Ium
bsso. Dtussis. Well. cir. 1 hope il did
something TO help get rid OF The plaster.
The Boss = Mr.. Bionsop. il Jon can't
kesp mp With yonr work better. ue shall
have 10 iooh for snotn,r man. Bionson-
I'm glad 10 hear that I've been thinking
oil slots that | v,s doing enough worh
for two.
I've been On this road ten years. said
ths conductor on southern railroad TO >
passenger Who eomplsined OF ssos time,
% kros what am tsltin sbonL Ten
Year,. stf s.ii the passenger, What sls
tion did you gel on 40
Capital pnGishusot was being hotiy
debated. Nov, ssk you, said one msp.
does hanging prevent uurderf Well. en-
susrsd smother quietly. fancy IL does.
Casss ere very tsfe Of = man committing
murder altar be has been hsnsed once or
tsies.
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