Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-11-08

only said she was going to marry you"
Punch
II saw n girl with four sets of teeth
In her head yesterday" "No." Yes.
She wore side combs."- Philadelphia
Bulletin.
whats your dogs name?" Zip"
"Short for TippecanoeY "Oh, no. |
just call him Tip because he's II point
er."-Philadelphia Press.
Poor Matte, her marriage was dis
appointment" WAS it?' "Oh, yes;
she didn't get half the nice presents she
counted on."-Boston Traveller.
The Don-And what part did you
take In this disgraceful proceeding of
holding Mr.. Waters under the pump?
Undergrad (modestly)-Hs left leg, sir.
-Tit-Bits
He-One cannot always tell whether
a girl means what she says. She-And
one cannot always tell whether Il man
cares whether she means what she
says.-Puck.
Deadly Duel: Did you hear of that
duel between those two medical stu
dents?" mo. Pistols or swords?"
Neither; they prescribed for each 9TH
er."-Tlt-Bits
Dumlelgh-It was an awful trial for
me to make that speech tonight. Mild
may-Don't mention ii, old boy. just
think what the rest of us suffered!
Boston Transcript
Johnny, how many different kinds
Of force are thereT' .Iohnny-Three
kinds. Teacher-Name them. johnny
Bodily force, mental force, and the po-
lice force.-Tit-Bits.
billie got all the Greek and Latin
prizes at college" Did hep What's
he doing now?" ''The only job he could
get was as assistant to the coroner. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Kept Awake, Anyhow: He-Did you
enjoy the concert, dear? She-Nery
much. l sat next to Mrs. Gadabout
whom hadn't seen for years. We had
a nice long chat.-Tit-Bits.
81 should think the Sphinx girls would
feel their disgrace. Their father has
been proved q common thief Moth
ing of the sort. Why, he appropriated
nearly quarter of a million!'-Phila-
delphia Bulletin.
Silas-How did Ezry Marks come tew
lose his farm? Jason-Iie thought his
neighbor's fence wuz encroaehin' on his
land, an the very fust darn lawyer he
spoke tew about it thought so, too
Boston Traveller
81 suppose" said the wire to the cleo
trio button, that you felt highly hon
ored by the attention the President
paid your YES" replied the button.
81 was much touched by it."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
| Mrs. Newbride-How much are your
spring chickens? Poulterer-Dollar
pair, ma'am Mrs. ewbride-Well-
er-I've got to be very economical, so
Just give me the very smallest pair you
have.-Philadelph Press.
Breaker.-That young man you intro
duced me to must be millionaire the
way he spends money. Surfton-Not
at all; but you see he has to get rid of
his wears salary at $S week in five
days vacation.-Ohio State Journal.
"Harold, what are you and Reginald
quarreling about?" called the fond
papa. "Why, Reginald swallowed the
pennies out of his bank" answered
Harold. "and now he says he has more
cents than | have."-Baltimore Amerl-
can.
A Natural Cure: "What Is the rem
edy for poverty?" demanded the lectur-
er. In thunder tones. He paused for
reply, and during the pause man In
the rear of the hall called out: You
might try the gold cure."-Detrot Free
Press.
. ''It strikes me-" she remarked, that
those new neighbors of ours are very
much given to borrowing trouble
"Well" answered her husband, Il don't
see why not. They seem to have been
borrowing everything else."-Washing-
ton Star.
Realism: Church-How did you like
that War-Qrana at tHe tHedltT lle otH-
er night? Gotham-It seemed like the
real thing. There was boy eating
peanuts in the gallery, and the shells
were dropping all about me.-Yonkers
Statesman.
His Workmanship: "Did-did you
ever shoot man| questioned the ten
derfoot, timidly, of Pepperhole Pete.
"See here, young feller," bawled Pep
perhole Pete, in voice that shook
Pixies Peak, don't you never reflect
on my craftsmanship ag'in! Shoot
man! l never missed one, y dern ga.
lootp'-Ohio State Journal.
Them women make me tired" said
the first telegraph operation, as he
opened his switch. whats the mat
ter now?" asked the second telegraph
operator. Zone of 'em was just in here
and wanted to know why we wouldn't
let her put postscript to tenword
message without charging her extra,