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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
One Wnman's Wisdom.

Lady Gn department. store)-What Is the
price of this novel? g
ClerkLThe regular price is 81; but We
are closing them out Al ninety-eight cents.
=Lady-Very we'll; I'll take this one.
Gerll-Shall I wrap is up? so
sIady-No; I'll just sit down here and
rend it through while waiting for my
chernge.-Chicago News.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
Ysasdal Chesapeake
SSSf Ohio Nv.


SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. 8, 1901
FROM RICHAlOND.
LEAVE BkOAD-STREET STATION.
900 a. NJ, Daily for principal station.
Mewporl Mewsi Old Point ll Ear Nof Gon.
meets at Norfolk with .. D. S. 8.
Tor New York. except SUNDAY .
$40 M Dal H5 Lo s.,d Ter y He pnr3s.
mouth Pesiman to Old Point.
1000 =. NJ. except Sunday. Local
train Tor Clifton Forge. Connects
senton. points on Manassas Branch
and Washinston, only. Connects
at CharlottesVille for Lynchbuig, at
Basic City for Hagerstown, and at
Stanton for Lexington.
2:45 p NJ, Daily Limited. TO Cincinnati,
Louisvilie and ST. Louis Pullman
Sleeping cars; Connects at Gor.
with Southern hallway tram lesLV-
ing Orange at $40 2. NJ. Daily for
stations between Orange and WASH
Springs No. :! Local Train follows
No. 1, except Sunday. from Cor
louisville to Staunton-
$50 p VI, Accommodation, except Sun
1o:45 ?. M. Daily. E. F v. to cIncin-
natl ard LoLsyi!ls; ,v Pullman aIesp-
GINA HOT SPRINGS. and Mt
Ronceverte with Greenbrier River
LEAVE Hhlf EIGH 1Tfss1 sERssS STATION
1920 A. NJ, Daily. Tor Lynchburs. Lex
ington and Clifton Forge. Connects.
except Sunday, with Buckingham
and Alberens branches.
BIS 2. NJ, except Sunday, to Columbia.
TRAINS ARRIVE BROAD-STREET
STATION
500 A. NJ. except sunday, from Dos
$50 A. M and $3.50 2. H.. Daily, from
Cincinnati and Louisville
11.s5 A. M and $50 ?. NJ, Daily. from
Norfolk and Old Point
SIS P. M. except Sunday. from Clifton
rpnSS ARRIVE EIGHTH-sTREET
STATION.
$40 A. "a. except Sunday. from Co
600 p1r NJ. Daily. from Lynehburs and
Clifton Forge. Except sunday,
from New Castle. Lexington ana
For detail lnfornna.,on eonnec ateas
So a03 East Main Street; chesapeake
and Ohio Passsnsse os sse NO o sEs Ear or
Main Street: staao fnH I,sk o. PoTTs. os
aou Assistant General Passenger Agent
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
Easy Enoush.

."rhe. easiest way ITO get into society is
to narrY for money.
.tBut suppose a fellow is in and wants
to get out? y
.Then marry Tor. love. Smart Set.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
- Old Dominion
r Steamship Co
Daily Line for New York. the North
and East
FROM RICHMOND.

PASSENGERS can leave DAILY. e1-
cent sunday, at 800 "A. ~. VIA =. ano ~
S Sp or 900 - NJ and 3:15 r ~. wa ~.
~ u. Ry., connecting at NoftoiA ~ s..oa
IT, ai,,ct steamers sailing same cay. o.oo
P. NJ. ssanpers can leave by aug
Stees,,amer Monday, Wednesday and
mary soiIius frop Rockets at 2: NJ,
Frlday. ngins to mainline snip at Nor
folk..,cuT for all northern. eastern
FRhis-, ports received and forwarded
and fore asrept Sunday. at companys
wha'A. FROM NEW YORK
,,SSt,NC.EttS can leave DAILY, ex-
f.sSe,nday. from companyS pisr, No. 70
cept 49, ar geo Z. ~. ior Old Point
Serth and Norfolk. connecting with
S Goand O. and ~ and w trains for
Richmond -sca;ved and ferwaraaa
f,iE7.GeScept Sunday
dal iS,s on sale at company onlce. 12t1
r,llI Main Street, Rienmona Irsnsser
E EasI 90S East Main street ieEerson
Conn., and o. and r. and Z. depots.
a6soo1hTmond. Baggage checked through to
all poi t,,zrnar information apply to
For luttla IIoHN F. MAYER, Agent.
sIair Street Richmond. va
49, 0fYices: ST Beach Street, corner
re. Greet. New York. n,
West otse J., j. BROWN.
rngER. Gen. Pass Agent
- Traf,!c aianaSer.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
An Exnla,,ntIon....

Editorl wonder why Rhylnerss hasn't
sent us my verse lately. s
Assista.lt-I understand the gas company
removed s;1neter.-Chcaco NeWA
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17
RAILROADS
Atlantic Coast Line.

SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE JAN. a, 1901.
TRAINS LEAVE RIGHMOND-BYRD-
STREET. STATION
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17

HAVEN'T DONE A THING.
That Mds the gloAins premise of the
proclalEa ton. What has been done the
performance? Absolutely nothing, so far
as the public has been able to learn
Two and one-lalf months have slipped
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17

CLYDE STEAMSHIP co.'s a-. !.
PHILADELPHIA. fzsEs6iek
RICHMOND AND NORFOLK STEAM
5 - - s,FIIPSLINE. -
Anno,ntea sailing days: Every TUES
Day. FRIDAY and SUNDAY at day
2 Freight received daily TIL z. y.
nor further information apply N
ys = - = j. sW. XcCARRlGK.
Gen. southefn Agent nice. Eocksttss
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-02-17

probable that there will be a good-sized
regiment OF them quaTtered on the people
and living in fashionable idleness and dis
sjDation.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
MONTPELIER
AND WELLS RIVER K. X
TIxE.1'ABLE.

TIKE.TABLE.
Corrected 70 Oc:. s, 200, trstn. iasye Ksy.
as follows: Gc's East, Sundays excepNs,
$50 I'm.
Connects ut Wei;r liver with Aceona1rss;.
.ion Train North, ara with Mall Trsio ScSss
over Pu sumps!c Division Boston il Mksa'
z. r. Also connects with AceoI1,noda.Sat
Train North Wis, White Mountain Divia.aa.
snd with Mail Train South, which, kS.
through train service rom Vel Esvay III
Boston, via. Plysnouth, Concord, Manchester
Nashua and Lowed, arriving In Boston
4.30 P. NJ,
1916 Pm.
Connects at Ve- Eiver with Expross 10.
Mail Trsin Nor,h over Passumpn'e MvtksGs
3. II NJ. r. R. SOC Line Express to st. Pm
and Minneapolis. Western Express 70. a.
cago and Night Express for Pacific Coss
point, via. e. P. Ry Through Sleeping ,Es'
Wells River to st. Paui, Montreal to Chscax.
daily except Saturdays, Montreal to Psctt'
Coasr and Tourist Car. 10 Pacific Coast Wee
nesday. Conns IT'S with Mall train for L!s|xa.
Littleton, Whitehead, Fabyans, l. ncaHsi
G.ovcton and Berlln. Also connects viz
arriving In Bo-ton ut 500 P. NJ. fhroaHt
parlor Car Wells River TO Boston.
S.l5 +. NJ.
Connects st Wells niver with Train. Nora
over Pussumps'c Division r. Il ar. r. L. Il:
al stations between wells River sud Lyr
donvl!le. with Accommodation South toI
stations between Well. River ard WIKI
Hlver Junctio Ynh 9th Ac or,nloiat!a4
Train over Wn',s N ourtaiH nivt,ion II. :
NJ Il. r., for ''Hbu'l, L',t!eton WhiteasM
and Lancaster.
TkAaHS WENT.
Leave Wells "'ver. 6 40, 70 ~ 4 VI S.st
P. NJ
Arrive Bsrrt 10 *, lih5 Il. NJ, $50 7. r
SUBURBAN fHAlS SERVICE.
Lesye Mont 'e'. ~, 9.4E. II ~ As
$50. $50, i.lb i VI.
Arrive at t>i:e oar, 4" .0d. ,l,cG l., y
$50, 4.nf, $50 M.
Lesye Barry $50. 1920 \, A.. ia.4,, 49,
Ito, 5.35 p.N
Arrive " Nm',.r'r. 7..i, rN.ak, a. n
t,C0, $40, 4.3o 5.s0P ",
~ 4. .t'Wr,.' tic1er4i sIeaAsy;
i. ". - kNNA.S y parti2a,st'snl
y. r. N tST f+sn" 5asn. .ast~,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
A Rejected VGr.

When the German emperor was NJ
school at Cassel. he and his brother.
Prince Henry lodged in an old castle
near but in the school the two boys
were treated exactly like any other
Youngsters. On one occasion. II IS re-
lated. n master. knowing that Prince
William was backward in Greek ana
wishing to curry favor with him. told
him secretly what the subject of the
next days examination would be.
Early next morning the prince went
into the classroom and wrote the III
formation on the blackboard in huge
letters, not wishing to have any unfair
advantage over his schoolfellows
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
Saves Two Fro m Death

"Our little daughter had an almost ia
tai attack of whooping cough and bron-
chitis," writes Mrs. W X. Havland. of
Armouk. n. T., "but, when all other re
NEEDLES failed, we saved her tie with DR.
Kings New discovery. Our niece, who
had Consumption in an advanced stage
also used this wonderful medicine and to-
day she is perfectly WE'LL" Desperate
throat and lung disease. yield to Dr.
Kings New Discovery rs TO no ether
medicine on earth. Infallible for Coughs
and Colds. soc and Sl00 bottles g,iaran-
teed by Parlor Drug Sto Q. Trial bottle.
free,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

Dyspeptics cannot be long lived because
to live requires nou' ishment. Food is
not nourishing until it is digested. A
disordered stomach cannot digest food.
it must have assistance. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure digests all kinds of food without aid
from the stomach. allowing it to rest and
regain its . natural functions It's elements
digestive fluids and it simply cant help
but do you good.
Rickert Il Wells, Barre, Wilcox 4 Gillette
Moretown, w. E. Poole. East Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
TnIn CarxYinsA M0utl.

Tom Corwin had an enormous
mouth. He once said he had been in
suited by Deacon Smith. The good
brother asked for further eXplana-
ton.
"Well," said Corwin. "when l stood
up in the lecture room to relate my
experience and l opened my mouth,
Deacon Smith rose up in front and
said, Will some brother please close
that window and keep it closed| -
San Francisco Argonaut.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
A Point Of Resemblance.

They were dancing. The music was
heavenly. The swish of her silken
skirts was delightful. The fragrance
of the roses upon her bosom was al
most intoxicating.
"Ah," she said, looking up into his
face and smiling sweetly, "you remind
me of one of Whifman's poemsy
A sudden dizziness seemed to seize
him. 1t was as II he were floating
along in dream. When he could catch
his breath to speak, he asked:
(Which one?"
"Oh, any one" she replied. 1.-THE
feet are all mixed up in all of them."-
Chicago Times Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
Didn't Marrvf for Money.

VI The Boston man, who Ia ely IN ured a
sickly rich young woman. is happy now.
for he got Dr.. Kings New Life Pills,
which restored he, to nerfect health In
fallible for Jaundite, Biliousness, Malal ia,
Fever and Ague and all Liver and Stom
ach troubles. Gentle but effective. Only
25c at Par'or Drug Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
Central Vermont RaIIwae
TIMETABLE
Corrected to March III, 1901

Corrected to March III, 1901
trains leave Barre Daily, except Sun1as
as follows:
GOING SOUTH
$40 A. M,-MA1L For Boston via LoHpsE
or Fitchburg; New York via Springfield 40
all New England points. Parlor car to Haap
ton via Lowell.
1901 P. M.-FAST EXPRESS For BoGecu
via Lowell New York via Springfield ezs
via New London. Buffet parlor car to B0H.
ton.
$40 P. x.-LOCAL PASSENGER Ecs
Mortified, Randolph, White River Junctaan
and Windsor.
11.00 P. N.-NIGHT EXPRESS. Leave
Barre week days Only, but leaves Moutps.
her 1855 A. n. daily, including Sundays, fss
Boston via Lowell or Fitchburg and for ReQ
York via Springfield. Pullman sleeping casy
to Boston via Lowell and to Springfield
GOING NORTH
$50 A. M.-PASSENGER For Burlington
st. Adams Montreal and Richford. Goa
meets at Essex Junction with express for 60
points on Rutland Railroad.
sos P. NJ. MAIL For Burlington, Rss.
land, Cambridge Junction, st. Adams HeH.
treal Rouses Point and Ogdensburg. PaxiSs
car to Montreal.
$40 P. n. - Elk H2ESS For BurlirgtaE.
st. Adams and Montreal. Pullman sleepta3
car, Montpelier Junction to Chicago with0Ga
change. Due Chicago s.45 P. n. next uigks
Suburban Service
TRAINS TO MokrT TELLER. Leave Barre Aks
$50 A. ~, 12Gl, 3.05, $40, 1.0O p. Y.
TRAINS TO BARRE. Leave Montpelier e.m
9.15, 1850 A. Nj, 1855, $50 and $50 s.s
WiIIIanssown Trains
Leave Barre 1870, $50 p. N. Due Williatsr
town, LIS, $40 NJ.
leave Williamstc WI, T30 A. NJ, $50 ?. 3
Due Barre, sos a. H., 500 p. ii.
r. s. LOGAN. S. w. CUMMINGS,
Vice-Pres & Gen hisng. Gen. Pass. AZ
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
The Wheelmnn'A View.

Mrs. Sprockct-George, what in the
world happened to the pipe organ. in
church this morning while you were
singing that solo?
Mr.. Sprocket (who always talks bi-
cyclc)-Why. the organist was coasting
on easy grade with her feet off the
pedals when she ran into some sharp
notes, and the old thing punctured.--
Ohio State Journal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
Seven Years In Bed,

"Wlll wonders ever cease?" inquire the
friends of Mrs. S. Peasee., of Lawrence,
Kan. They knew she had been unable to
leave her bed in seven years ON account
of kidney trouble nervous prostration
and general debility: but, Three bot' lee
of Electric Bitters enabled me 70 walk"
she writes, ''and in three months felt lik e
a new person." Women suffering from
Headache, Backache, Nervousness, Sleep
lessness. Melancholy, Painting and Dizzy
Spells will find it priceless blessing.
Try it. Satisfaction is guaranteed. Only
soc at Parlor Drug Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

1t consists merely in ignoring the hor-
iible or tragic side of funny situa-
ton. Everybody knows the old story
Of the cockney laughing after Il fire.
Jump, yer silly fool" says. Me an
my mites got blanket" An e did
e broke is bloomin neck! Laugh? l
'aven't laughed so much!" - Black
wood
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10
A Fast Bicycle Rider

Will often receive painful cuts, sprains
or, bruises from accidents. Buck lens
Arnica Salve. will kill the pain az d heal
the injury. It's the cyclists friend. Cures
Chatting, Chapped Hands. Sore Lips.
Burns, Ulcers and Piles, Cure guaran-
teed. Only csc. Try it. Sold by Parlor
Drug Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

A surgical operation is not necessary to
cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
saves all that expense and never fails.
Beware of counterfets.
Rickert & Wells. Barre, Wilcox & Gillette.
Moretown, w. E. Poole. East Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

Now win vr,ls, no more,
Old King Credits kicked the bAaiRs
might have wealth galorei 4
II others hadn't took 1t.
Now owe the people
And the people owe me,
All would be we'll
II people do az they agree,
So III pay the people
When the people pay mes
u. 7. CAlLA6hAh BARRE BkkEIy.
New Bread. Rolls and Buns fresh every clHv
Cakes. Cookies and Confectionery. tSlrise
and Weddings supplied.11, 34l North 8;aM.ss
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

A girl should never throw away her
old slippers. They will come in handy
Mt her wedding--and much handler in
after years.-Chicago News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

Chinese coinage in the shape Of q
knife has been traced back as far as
2240 3. c.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

Nothing is so Indicative of deepest
culture as n tender consideration OF
the ignorant.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-10

The secret of success in life is for q
man to be ready for his opportunity
when it comes.
The age-herald., 1901-12-01
f.Some Curious Freaks of Nature

A river of ink Is formed in Algeria by the union of two streams. the water of one being impregnated with iron, and the other, which drains a great swamp with galic acid This combination of iron and acid forms pure ink. All riv- CTS of Africa have several remarkable pc cuiiarities. They seek the ocean that is farthest away from their source; their course is always broken by falls, and their mouths are stopped by numerous sand banks.
 In Siberia, rivers flow over ice. old and solid as rock. A tributary of the Lena River has underneath the soil which forms the bed of the river bed of pure ice over nine feet thick. A freak of na- ture Is the lost river in Kentucky. It Is known as the Hidden River. because no one knows its origin, and it vanishes into a cave leading no one knows where. It flows without a ripple, and is of pale bluish color. Speaking of color. the Chi nese believe that the Yellow River has always been of It's present hue, except one day about 5000 years ago. on which occasion a great man was born. and the river was perfectly clear.
 A singing well is one of the natural cu- riosities of Texas. In fine weather a sound like that of an aeolian harp Is Eiven out by the well. At times the sound is clear; then it recedes, as if far away, and then it reaches the ear very faintiy. These changes take place every few min
The age-herald., 1901-12-01
IAe OAdest Man amd Oldesb
Woman zn AW lhe Wor1a

nearest to him to have not taken a bath for over twenty-five years. but secured himself with sand. He claimed to have discovered the elixir of life. At regular intervals he stood over smoking plazier and allowed the smoke to envelop his body" fal
 Walking appears to be the form Of physical exercise most favored by cen tenarians It is related of one MacDon- aid, who died in Highlands, Scotland, in 1791, aged one hundred and one: He was a great pedestrian; and the year be- fore he died at the age of one hundred, undertook wager to walk ten miles in two hours and half which he per- formed He was accordingly presented to the King at Windsor l es,
 Col. George Perkins of Norwich Conn., who died thirteen years ago, aged one hundred, made practice of walking Tour miles day until within a few years or his death. Mary Wilkinson of Yorkshire. England. who in 17SS died at one hundred and nine walked to London when she was mast ninety The distance was go miles She made it in five days and three hours D.
 Mary McDonnell a vigorous old wom- an of Magheratempany. Ireland, in l1s4. when one hundred and seventeen, ,wfikeu fourteen miles. Sally Morris, who recent iy died near Parkersburg. w.; va, al the
  to two years previous to her death walked twenty miles. ito town and packs | one day in each week. = A conspicuous number of centenarians have enjoyed their favorite sports ana
 nastimes even in their very last days: | s,eur Dason de veger of Lourday,
 France who died In TIA. aged one hun-l dred and eighteen, rode hunting fifteen days before his death.' Bartholomew | Rymer, a Yorkshire gamekeeper who ended a century of vigorous life in 17sft '.shot game flying in his ninety-ninth year" One Hastings, Rn Englishmans dying in 1850. rode to the death of stag when near ninety" In the last century of his life he was fisherman and swan in the river after he was one hundred" states the biographer of Henry Jenkins before mentioned. sg
 Numerous centenarians appear to have experienced actual processes of rejuvena ton. Lord Bacon mentions the case of the Irish Countess of Desmond. alleged to have lived to 145. and to have res newed her natural teeth several times. Another centenarian had four new sets of teeth.
The age-herald., 1901-12-01

utes, and with great regularity. With an east wind blowing the water in the we'll gets very low, and the mysterious musical sound is faint. A strong west wind causes the water to rise and the sound to increase in volume and clear ness. Before north wind the we'll plays it's widest pranks. The water rises near ly to the top of the well, which is about 50 feet deep, and gives out wild, weird noises.
 A man-made volcano exists in Belgium. which has been burning continuously for nearly one hundred years. and emits vast columns of black smoke, rendering the neighboring country barren. baked and utterly improbable. At Brule, France, is even a more remarkable volcano made by msn. Originally it was a mass of coal millions of tons probably, well elevated above the surrounding country. Dense for ests covered it. The peasants took out the coal for their own use as they want ed it. and each for his own profit One of the favorite ways for keeping rivals at a distance was to throw pieces of old leather on a burning brazier, causing an intolerabie odor. One day, about cen tury ago. the fire extended to the coal. and it has never ceased burning. The summet of the smouldering mass has d genuine crater.
 mountain which walks is another cu- riosity in France. During forty-eigth hours this mountainA which is near Mines, slid over thirty meters, and great was the excitement anfpnE the people living in the neighbcrhoods&
The age-herald., 1901-12-01

The government always pays the tips to porters and stewards. Government offi- cials travel free Of expense or any Kind.
 If some stenographer Is not found amonk the ships of the naval station. the bill for stenographic services and incl denals may reach the sum of 5000.
 Then the salaries of the officers arc no uuimportant consideration. Rear Ad- miral Casey's salary Is $75OO a year. Rear Admiral Evans Is $550o. The various cap tains receive S3500 apiece. The navvies $500 on the Wisconsin and S200 on the Solsce. get paid on an. average of 50 cents a day. All this makes a very pretty item.
 Then there Is the matter of rations. which cost the government 20 cents head per diem for sailors and 2n cents head for officers Which further swelis the cost of this extraordinary expedition. And finally there are the railroad fares of the two admirals and nine captains from Washington San Francisco and back again.
 Altogether the approximate cost of the expedition. estimating on the basis of voyage of three weeks to Samoa, three weeks back again, and two weeks spent in the inquiry, may be seen by the table printed above.
 It is not irrelevant to add that this sum judiciously expended would provide good red drinking liquor enough to sup ply all the captains in the navy for sev- erai years to come. Estimating the cost ] of whisky at $100 per barrel. the supply 1 purchasable with $5O,000 is 800 barrels. | With that estimate as a basis for fur | ther calculations the mind grows delir-
 ious thinking of the number of drinks l that might be bought with the amount
 that will be spent to find out if he took 1 one too many.
The age-herald., 1901-12-01
THE EXPENSE.

our battleships. and the transport Solace are now together on their way to Samoa, bearing the two admirals and the group of subordinate officers whose important and interesting errand Is to determine whether Captain Tilley has overindulged himself. The matter might be settled. you will say, but putting question to Captain Tilley or to some one near him. But that is not the way they settle mat ters in the navy. If Captain Tilley were a rebellious state up in arms against the nation more impressive deputation could not start forth to quell him.
 Of course the battleship serves no other purpose than that of a conveyance. No guns are to be fired at Captain Tilley. On the contrary, his case is to be solemnly considered in a court The evidence, 1t is said may prove of rather a trivial nature as compared with the magnifi- cence of the epedttion.
 And, after all, suppose 1t should prove to be one of those delicate points impos- sible of settlement. Suppose that after all the trouble 1t is taking the govern ment should never know whether or not Captain Tilley has been in the habit of getting intoxicated? And where may the line be drawn between intoxicants and a pleasant mellowness? It is a very diff ficult matter that the country has sent its band of gold-epauletted officers to pass upon.
 But whether the matter is ever settled
The age-herald., 1901-12-01

the delight of my life, and the results are truly astonishing Why, last Sep tember, when in Albert Hall. l gave gold, silver and bronze statutes, valued at 1000 guineas. for students of physical culture who showed the best results un- der my system. ten thousand people were turned away from the packed house. Dr. Conan Doyle and Sir Charles Lawes acted as judges myself being the referee. There were 150 competitors and who do you think was the first prize winner? A poor clerk from Nottingham who eighteen months before was order ed to get out of England to save himself from the ravages of consumption. Here is his picture. Look at himi Does he seem much like tuberculosis patient? Why, that man will live to be hundred and every day of his life he will be in glorious physical health if he takes care of himself That's what I would wish every young man in America to be. It is not impossible-nay, it is not even difficult. It Is only a question of the mind--tne mind, understand. The mus cles will obey when the brain leads never fear; be patient and constant in exercise
 MT. Wood-What about bathing and eating, MT. Sandow?
 Sandow-The man who would keep