Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-06-21

especially to clarity the atmosphere of
certain localities.
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Bright prospects that in Akron the
old song will soon be sung: Daddy,
wont get my bowwow ont of the
pound"
Mr. Siebert may decide to give UP
the dog-catching business once too
often. There are others anxious for
the job.
Maybe Baron Won Flesch was only
iollying when he said that "the United
States was the master and even the
owner Of Europev'
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Since American divorces have been
declared invalid by Toronto Judge,
the Canadians will no longer look to
this as the land Of promise.
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Some people would call David Ma
| tion an migrate. His name would
never have become the household word
1t is had it not been for Carrie
| 1t speaks well for Akron that her
people are all too busy to add anything
to the pile of applications Mayor Rus
sci has for that justlceship at Cuya-
hoga Falls.
Since the directory gives Barberton
on incrcaseo of 1910 over the Falls Mag
ic City citizens are asking in an aggra-
waiting manner. "NNhorc Is that town
they call Cuyahoga Falls"
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1t has leaked out since the amend
ment of rules by the School Board of
Omaha, Neb., making 1t misdemeanor
city schools, that the members are all
either wldowers or bachelors.
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Carnegie says his gifts to Scotch uni
versities merely represented his sur
plus income for 1900. This will no
doubt be grnsped us n cue by other
universities, that will be lined up in
their proper person to hear the reports
of his surplus income for 1901,
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Fish 'ng poles are working hard, shoes
and socks are resting.
Dogs and cats have got a look
of fear,
Youngsters and their appetites, all.
powerful, all-digesting,
demonstrate that long vacation's
here.
If married women would emulate the
precedent OF that Massachusetts girl
and ambush and shoot their husbands
, who don't come home regularly, il
, might bring relief to many troubled
? situation. There's nothing that travels
/ faster than a trunnt husband pursued
I by full-grown load of buckshot.
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I With Barberton and CuyahogI
Falls attached to Akron--and they
arc as much n part Of this city AZ
Brier Hill ct al, are part of Youngs
town. except that thcy are not formal
ly annexed the Mahoning county cap
ltal cannot come within speaking dis
tnnoe of our combined population o
57,s62.
The effects Of the storm in Indiana
was very bad in more ways than one
:, Five men, standing in a row at the ba
of saloon, were struck by lightning
. ana while the temperance people were
: hurryjng TO the printer with materia
. for tracts referring to the terribl,
: slash at the liquor evil, they Were
o thwarted by lightniug's striking ant
tearing the steeple Of a church.
n "Did you ever see the secret Blu
l. Book the Judge keeps?' inquired tn
i. Inquisitive individual.
T. "Who said he had such n book :?
n demanded the Hanger,on.
Z "Didn'C he refer to 1t when MI
n Siebert was appointed dog.catcher t.
q see who was eligible for the appoint
Z ment?"
q Nav, he did not! He don't nee,
{ to keep Blue Book He knows VIII
n Is eligible and who Is not He don
/ forget who Is not, you bet your life
( and those who are, remind him OF
/. 40 often what in thunder use woul
n he have for 'Rlue BookY or cours
|. Mr.. SIcbert has been a good friend o
T. his. But what of that? The Judg
d didn't make the appointment, did he
i No! The City Commissioners mad
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