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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
HOUSEHOLD SUGGESTIONS.
&c of Use to the Busy
HomcIsceper.

A nutmeg sweet sauce for berry or
plum pudding is made of two cupfuls
of sugar, two-t thirds of cupful of
water and tablespoonful of vinegar.
This is allowed to boil up just once,
and then set away on ice. 1t may be
favored to taste with vanilla or nut
meg, says the Washington Star.
Raisins for cake or buildings are
improved if boiled about an hour,
then cooled before using. They can
be stored after boiling. They can
be cooled quickly, if desired, by put
ting them in I. sieve and turning cold
water over Il EN-. Dry with soft
napkin.
Lemon sherLet is delicious when fla
vored with the sirup of preserved gin
ger. A few bits of the ginger s.oot
may be added.
The old-fashiored knit table mats
are again in great demand, and often
seen on well-appointed tables.
Nearly everyone is partial to a bit
of bacon occasionally for break asst,
and food specialists aver that p. ime
| bacon will do the work usually left
for cod liver oil. While there are
varied ways of cooking bacon-an
English method that always gave
complete satisfaction was as follows:
| The rashers We're cut of uniform
thickness and laid in baking tin,
overlapping each other so that each
strip of lean rested on the fat of the
slice underneath. The tin was then
| placed in the oven and left until the
meat was cooked. The bacon cooked
in this way never varied in appear
ance, the lean being tender and the
fat cooked through, but not ''chippy."
A half pound of cheese is more
nourishing as regards to composition
than the same amount of beef; but
it must be borne in mind that the
beef is much more readily digested.
This is point that should be taken
into consideration in comparing the
value of one food with another.
The incest way to serve butterfish
is as you will find them at the French
restaurants. They are fried deli
cate crispy brown, then served with
a spoonful of sauce tartar and a
small round boiled potato. Tartar
sauce, as you know, is simply may.
onnaise, with chopped pickle and olive
added, and little finely chopped
parsley to color.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
WASH THEIR NECKS.
That Is What the Nova scotinns Do
When They Take n Spirituous
Drink.

Slang that is prcfectly familiar tc
the feature of one locality is often in
terpreted in even nearby region in
totally different way from that
which is intended. This was we'll illus
trated one day lately, when man from
Boston and a man from Nova Scotia
met in hotel and We're introduced
by mutual friend. After a little
talk the friend left them, and, having
had no time to discover kindred in
terests, the conversation sagged pain.
fully, says the Chicago Tribune. AT
length, breaking a long pause, the
Nova Scotian said:
Wouldn't it do you good to wash
your neck?"
Whats the matter with my neck?"
exclaimed the Bostonian,. flushing a
fiery red, land what's the matter with
you that you ask such question? I'd
have you know, sir, consider it an i'm
pertinence-an impertinence, sir!"
"Gee!" exclaimed the surprised Nova
you. l had no idea you were one of
these teetotal temperance cranks!"
I'm no temperance crank, either"
retorted the Bostonian, now doub,y
offended and surprised also.
"Ain't you?" queried the Blue Nose.
"Then why did you get so mad when l
asked you to take drink?'
ASKED me to take drink?" almost
shrieked the man from the Hub.
''You-asked me? When?"
"Surely did," said the Nova Scotian
"Asked you to wash your neck, you
know. On the inside, you understand.
With good liquor, don't you see? Not
on the outside, of course. My remark
was not intended to hint that an APP
p.ication of water to your skin was
needed. An invitation to wash the
neck is only our Nova Scotian way of
asking man to irrigate the dust of
travel out of his throat. Will you join
me, now?"
Don't care if l do said the molli.
| fed Bostonian.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
DEwEY's REBuKE.
Presented n New York Nabob with
n Splinter from the Pensacola
as II Souvenir.

Though Admiral Dewey is model
of patience and considerate polite
ness, he can be peremptory and cut
tingly ironical when occasion calls.
His friends recall an interesting in
cident illustrative of these traits. 1t
took place in 1875 when he was COM
mander of the Pensacola of the Eu-
ropean squadron, says the Philadel-
phia Post. His vessel visited a
Mediterranean port which has seen
few American war ships since the
war with Tripoli. AS the Pensacola
needed sprucing up. Commodore
Dewey gave orders that no visitors
be allowed on board until noon of
the next day.
1t happened that New York
nabob was in the harbor with his
yacht. In his launch he made for the
Pensacola without delay, but was re-
fused permission to board by the
deck officer.
noon tomorrow" the millionaire
was informed.
"But you must let me on now
the nabob urged. 81 am Mr.. So-and-
So, you know" mentioning his
charmed name. Il pay more taxes
in America than any other two men,
and, in fact, 1 own half the United
States navy"
Let him up" came an order from
the commander.
The man of millions clambered
aboard and was met by Dewey.
II heard your remark that YOU
owned half of the United States
navy" said the commander; and
then, STOPPING, he cut with his knife
a silver of wood from the deck and
handed it to the boastful visitor.
''Ta1le this souvenir of the Pensa-
cola and keep it," remarked the COM
mander. ''It is yours; it is all you
have ever owned or ever will own of
the navy of the United States. Shall
be glad to see you with other Wis
itors any time after the noon hour
tomorrow"
So saying, Dewey turned and
walked aft, and crestfallen Croesus
crept back to his launch.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Great Discovery.

A very poor sailor, lady, thinks she has
discovered remedy fer seasickness:
''As the vessel dips down she draws in
her breath; as it rises she eXpels it.
What could be simpler? And how mex
pensive! At the most it is only waste
of breath, which is better expended this
way than in groans and explosives and fu'
tile signs for land Its portability, too, ap
peals to any traveller by seattle disease
and the cure are seldom carried in one bot.
tle.-London Truth.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
ChiIdren,s Appetites.

Test child's health by its appe-
tite and you will not be far wrong. A
perfectly healthy child takes its meals
regularly and eats eagerly and gets
through a proper amount of nourish-
ment. Loss of appetite is found in
children when in i'll health. 1t is a
certain and sure sign that something
is wrong. Let the child get plenty of
air and exercise and give mild aperi-
ent, and if this does not put the matter
right send for the misunderstanding
ton Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Don't waste your time in looping
the branches" said the woodman to
his son, "but lay your ak at the root
of the tree
The youth, being a dutiful and
obedient son, obeyed his father i'm.
plicitly, and then went off fishing.
Thus virtue was it's own reward
until he saw his father again.-Chi.
cago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
No Reduction.

Two well-known literary men, one Of
whom is growing bald, passed barber
shop, in the window of which was "a sign:
First Glass Hair Cut, Is Cents"
".rhat would be cheap place for me,
said the bald-headed man. 1--WE so little
hair left, they couldn't conscientously
charge me more than ten cents"
'.You don't understand the sign" said
his companion, gravely. "If you had only
three spears left, yours would always be
considered first-class hair, and you will OBJ
serve it is that kind for which they demand
the Is cents. "'-Y outh's Companion.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
what n Pianist CANS Good Playing

The Chief beauty OF performing on
the piano consists of unconstrained
and yet correct playing. Everything
should be executed with strict ad-
herence to the text, but without APP
parent effort and constraint. In prac-
ticing one should proceed conscien-
tiously, and constantly correct ones
self. But when playing, everything
should become natura: and show spon-
taneity and conviction.-Josef u of.
mann, in Ladies' Home journal.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
As a Rule.

why do they call them stepmoth-
ers?"
well, I suppose, it's because they
are SO inclined to make their first hus-
bands children step around" -Phila-
delphia Bulletin,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
It Cot There just the Same.

Mabel-Such joke on Mr.. Gayboy.
We were out on the balcony between
the dances and he got the sleeve of
his dress coat all over red paint from
one of the posts that were just
painted.
Maud-And did you go near the
post?
Mabel-No. Why?
Maud-Because you have red paint
all over the back of your waist
Harlem Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Holy Smoke.

"Mr. Ga!lent, you are something of a
student of human nature" began Miss
Bewchus, coyly.
"Ah, but now," he interrupted, flash
ing his bold black eyes upon her, II am
a divinity STUDENT" - Philadelphia
Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
A Mig Concession

Crawford hear your wife insist.
ed on your getting her an automobile.
Crabshaw-Yes; but after refusing.
to speak to me for three days she was
willing to compromise if l bought her
an automobile coat.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Mischievous Tommy.

Little Tommy-Sister Lillian likes
to have you come here, Mr.. Shocks.
Snooks-Aw, indeed. How do you
know that?
Little Tommy-Well, people always
like what makes them glad, don't they?
Enthusiastically. But how do you
know make her glad?
Little TOMMY heard her telling one
of the other girls that she just had to
laugh every time she looked at YOU
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
During the Negotiations.

Customer-But when q picture has
been criticised severely man hest
tates to buy it.
Artist-But there's no more conclu-
siye answer to the critics than to pay
a good price for the pictured Puck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
No Heirloon,s.

Mrs. Oldfam-That set of china be-
longed to me great-great-grand-
mother.
Caller-Did it, really? Why, I have
not single piece that belonged to my
greatgreat-g randmother.
Mrs. OLDHAM (distantly)-Indeed!
Caller-No. We always kept serv-
ants, you KNOWN. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
A Common Mistake.

He thought he had thought,
A splendid thought, that might
Give happiness to men;
But when he got his pen
He found that it was naught
But just an itch to write.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Friendly Criticism,

Inkerton-Are you doing anything
in literary way?
Pennibs-Yes; I'm at work on a
novel.
"What do you intend to call it?"
81 had thought of calling it What
I Told My Wife,"
"Why not call it What I Didn't
Tell My Wife Truth, you know, is
stronger than fiction" Chicago Daily
News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Mrs. Peterby-I should not think
you would like to live in such big
fiat building, where there are so
many families.
Mrs. Pincherflat enthusiastically
oh, it is just splendid! You can
watch families moving in and out al
most any day.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Why He Was Punished,

II saw you Furnishing your boy to-
day. What was it all about?"
81 caught him in a lie."
ooh! well, you can't expect a boy
to tell the truth all the time"
Certainly not, but when he doesn't
tell the truth I want him to be bright
enough not to be caught at Cath
Ollie Standard and Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

while was out to the stockyards, .
said Hiram on his return to the city,
II met bunko buster"
"You mean broncho buster, don't
you?" inquired his wife.
mo, don't" retorted Hiram. IA
broncho buster breaks horses, an a
bunko buster breaks men. I'm busted"
Chicago Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
The Unobserynnt widower.

Miranda, isn't it about time TO
you to think of getting married?
Miranda Mercy, pa, | have been think
ing about it ever since was 10 years old
Sommeryine Journal.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
The Ones WHO Never Suite.

Some people are so anxious to be happy
when they go
Where golden harps are waiting to be
played,
That they haven't time for pleasure or for
smiling here below,
And they'll wake up disappointed, I'm
afraid
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
No DeninIs.

He-Come, now, Carrie, did l ever
deny you anything?
She-Not even the horrid stories
they tell about you. That's the worst
of it. You opldn't.-Boston Tram
script.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
The INDECENT Man

They say that time is money, So
To luxury I turn
And count my riches here below,
For I have time to burn.
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Mr.. Owings-Isn't it provoking that
the wind carried my hat right in the
garden of my tailor to whom 1 still
owe 100 marks -Fliegende Blaetter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
ALarge Collection.

The youthful politician is
A man of promise great.
His promises are numerous now:
And still accumulate.
washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Pessfnlfsts,

Some ever search the sky for clouds,
Fen though the day be fair;
And seeking thus for signs of storms.
Lose all the blue that's there!
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
NOT am Anticipntor.

She.--So your brother is to be mar
ried? I suppose he is full of joyful
anticipations?
He-Oh, not at all-he has been
married before, you know.---Judgs.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
On the Road to Death.
lam-He has two doctors

Gotham-He has two doctors.
Church-Why! Is he as sick as that?
mo; he's not very sick, and ne
doesn't want to be-"
'Well, why does he need two physi-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
netrayed Themselxe.,

"They had been married year be-
fore anybody knew it, and even then
their secret was discovered only by
accident"
"Indeed 2"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Zone is an allopath and the other is
home opath; you see, one counteracts
the work of the other. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
why He Quit.

81 thought you were given job in
the public service because of the work
you did for the party"
II was, but I quit"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

"Why! Why, hang it all! they're
getting so blamed particular now that
they want fellow to work for his sal
ary."-Chicago Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Significant.

Nermilye-There must be big money
in repairing automobiles!
erhotf-Think so2
Vermilye-Well, my plumber has
gone into it.--Brooklyn Eagle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Yes; one evening at card party
they thoughtlessly played partners,
and the way they quarreled let the
whole thing out!" Detroit Free
Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08

Jack Ford-Bessie told me that she
would never marry a man who drank
or smoked.
Ed Stillman - And couldn't you
shake her resolution?
Jack Ford-No, but 1 shook her
Harlem Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
Archie,

Archie's an excellent little boy
When he's studying with his tutor
But when he's out with the other kids,
He's fiend with a rubber shooter.
Chicago Tribune
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-08
What He Meant.

chicago Record-Herald.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-01-29

su Ofcina 8 en- la del Subcoieotor del
distrito donde radique la propiedad, g
en- los mismos terrenos 8 fnca que
constituyan ell inmHeble que ha de
subastarse. AL espirar los repetidos 10
dias; 8 tan pronto como fuere possible
despues de vencidO ese plazo, la citada
prOpiedad seIa vendida en- p1blica su
oasta al pOstOr que otrezca mayor suma
por ella, pero no Sc aceptara pOstura
alguna p0r una cantidad men0r del
lmporte dc las cOntribuciones que pc
sen sobre dicha propiedad con todas
las costas y recargOs, y sin que pIeYia
mente Sc haya depOsitadO en- manos
del Collector Subcolector, en- dinero
elective el diez por cento del montan-
te de la Oferta, cuyo dep0sito sera per-
dido en- ell case de que ell postor dejase
de pagar ell resto del pFecio de- remate
dehtro de los tres dias siguientes, a.
haCerseIe entrega por ell Collector del
certiticado de dlchO remate.
G9.-El Collector podTa prorrogar la
yenta de dia en- dia, 81 por motive su
tlclenUe ju2gase Decesario aplazarla,
por IN periodic que no exceda de sesen
ia diaS, de 10 cual Sc dara aviso por
medic de anunciOs en- la forma pres.
cIlta en- la secci6n CT de esta Ley.
10. 81 Collector firmara eutrega
ra al Iematador de cualesquiera inmue
bles vendidos para Ell cobro de eontIi-
buciones no satisfechas oportunamente
nn certiticado de dicho remate EXPIRE
sivo de la fecha en- que tuvo lugar, la
description de los inmuebles rematados
o vendidCs segGa la secci6n 62 de esta
Ley, la cantidad por la cual fueron
compEados, ell nOmbre y residencia del
comprad0r, la circunstancia de haber
pagadO el preci0 &c la compra, ell i'm
porte de las. .contribuciones recargos =
coStas para cuyo pag0 Sc hiciera ell re-
mate.
7l.-El dueno de cualesquiera bic
nes inmuebles vendidos para el pa1o
de c0ntribuci0neS, su8 hereder0s 8 eau
So habiente 9 sus agentes debidamente
podran redimir dicha pro
piedad dentr0 dc los noyenta dias des
pues de haberse expedid0 el certificado
de compra o remate, p0r metlio del pa
go al compradOr sus herederos cauSa
habientes del precio total de la compra,
mas un int res sobTe el mism0 al tipo
lie doce por ciento annual y Ell importe
de las contribucones que posteriormen
re a dlcha comp;a haya satisfecho ell
EI que utilize este re
Lracto tehdra dorecho al veri1icar ell pa
90 de aquelIas cantidades, exgir del
J Tecibir de este, sps here
1er0s causa habientes la entrega del
certifcado de compra, que
lando por eI acto de percibir los 1lti
nos el dlnero pagado para redimir la
extinguidos todos los dere
;h0s que pudieran reclamar sobre la
nisma,
(CoRtinaardJ.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-01-29
Don Jose E. TRAY
C0RhnHaFd j..

Aver tuymos Ia satisfaction de saludar
en- estaa oicinas al disnnguido publcista
sen0r Iriay, Redact0r del "Diario dc Ia
Marina, de la Habana
HI selor Triay retorna Cuba, despu6s
de uu yiaje artistco por las proyincias Dc
Espa1a, deSde las cuaies enyio cr6nicas muy
bien escrltas al impostante peri6lico haoa-
nero, que tueron reclbidas con mueh0 aplau.
SO por Ia opinion.
Como repr seuta te del mismo diario en
el CougreSo Hispane americana, su opinion
reSpecto Ia patrl0tlca asanblea, sus elo.
cuen IS discusses, sus actos su PATRIOTS
mo, t0rmaron cen yeldadero expend0r I'll
aureola dc su pefsonalidal, haciendola des.
tacar entire hoW5~es tan u0tableS como R0.
driguez San Pedro, Moya. Lastres, Labra,
Sierra, Alfonso Crlado, Calzada Armi-
nan, que tan priucipalisimo pape desempe.
naron en- e C0ngreSo
Ei senor TRAY ha sdo obieto dc las ma.
yores atenclones durante su yiaie, exec
di6ndose cnang0s le couo3leron eD ieSteiar
agaS5jar del lneior modo possible al veterano
penodl}ta cuy0 patrot!Sm0 esta q la mlsma
aItura que su taleuto.
Al embarcar en- Cadiz crey0 que las de.
moStfacioneS de alect2 81 consagradas no
Sc yoIYerian reanu3ar haSta u capital de
CuOa: en- Santa Cruz dc Tenente doade Sc
recou0ce todo su yaier, le marearou con
recepciones y un gran banquete, al que
concurrieron el Gobernador INFERNO sen)r
Samson y Barglos, ei Gobernador Militar
senior Aizpdrua, el AleaIds senor Marti y
Dehesa y tUdo 10 mas selecto de aquella
sociedad
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-01-29
La Giralda

POdrian desaparecer un dia los her
mosOs mOnumentOs que con orgullO en-
senamos, y la complacida satisfaction
de los propios, y la admiration intensa
de los extrafios, sentir{an ell triste va
clio dc esa desolaci0n.
Pero 81 la catastrOfe tumbara sObre
la terra hispalense a la Giralda, el ala
rido del pueblo entero, Ell gritO de es-
panto de la raza, llenaria los cieloS.
Ante esa mutilaci6n no Sc Tesignaria,
Els porque Sevilla es la Giralda, CO.
mo la Giralda es Sevilla,
Els ell rasgo airoso, ell trozo lleno de
gallardia y>de arte, la Inca empapada
en- luz, donde vibra ell alma sevillana
con su poesia, con su ligereza, con su
inverosimil centelleo de risas y de co
lGres.
Manchad ell lienzo con una gran fran
| ia azul, esbozad en- su fondo ell p;co ca
lado de la torre, y en- todO ell mundo ex
clamaran: Sevilla.
Els inconfundible 1nica & inimitable.
Una mafiana del pasado Diciembre
nos sorprendi6 ell alba tres amigos que
veniamos de festejar a unos artistas.
Llegamos al angulo de la Plaza Nueya
que esta hacia San Buenaveutura y un
espectaculo soberano, adm rable, de in
tensa y andalaza poesfa, nos dej6 alb
sortos.
Por un efecto de perspective parecfa
salir la Giralda de las ramas verdes de
unas palmeras de la plaza. Saliendo
de entire las ramas So elevaba sobre q
fondo aureo, delicadfsimo, una Giralda
de color de rosa, envuelta en- una bru
ma del mismo color, que temblaba CO.
mo 81, en- vez de turris fortisima, fuera
un trozo de iris, una Iafaga vapOro
Sa.
! iOh Dios miol Despues de yer ESQ
habfa que cerrar los ojos para no vel
mas.
Entonces, del seno de aquel hermos'
color de rosas frescas, sali6 como Ill
gorjeo y las campanas llensron ell air'
de sOnes musicales, armoniOsOs, qu'
despertaron con gratas caricias la ciy
dad.
j Mi amigos querian explicarse aque
fen0meno del color, buscaban La Gauss
ffsica. -.
j mo indagar NADIA, les die Goza
| de esa inverosimil hermosura. Haceo
cuenta de que, sin desearlo, henos VI
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-01-29
NUEVA YORK

Los generates beers mueren 6 caer
prisioneros, pero Sc renuevan. Des
conocidos aver, se destacan de prontc
de las filas ; son los generates del pue
bio, que produce ell honbre necesario
cuando ese pueblo esta resuelto de
fender su libertad.
Inglaterra tiene que echar mano dc
prestigios conocidos, y 6stos no Sc pro
Queen en- un dia, y 81 ha pasado su ho
ra tracasan.
Ell ndmero no ha logrado hasta aho
ra inclinar la balanza en- favor de In.
glaterra. Lograran vencerla sus ge.
nerales I
Mientras queden Glen combatientes
tendran los beers un general. Los in
gleses estan en- camino de agotarlos.
0 Inglaterra extermina & los beers.
6 Sc retirara vencida.
Y los republicanos estan cada dia
mas pujantes.