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The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
HAPPY OVER THE GAME.
Savannah Football Players Reached
Home in Fine Trim.

nome IN Fine Trim.
The Savannah Football Team return
ed from Charleston yesterday very
much pleased with their game in
Charleston the day before. The men
are all in good shape and ready for
another battle on the gridion All of
the men, said Capt. Frank McIntire
yesterday, played jam-up game. He
especially commended the work of
Lansberg, who played left end, and of
Johnson. left tackle. The touchdowns
were made by Birdie Sullivan. Jimmie
McIntire and Johnson, who made a
splendid run of twenty years, after 60
ing through the Charleston line.
1t is expected that the Savannah
team will have a game with Macon
mere Christmas and that it will play
the Jacksonville aggregation in their
own town New Years.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
WRECKED BY A CALF.
Southern Railway Train Left Track
Near Surrency Yesterday


Near Surrency Yesterday.
calf on the track caused a wreck
on the Southern Railway yesterday
near Surrency The calf was near a
switch when struck, and being driven
by the force of the blow against a
switch post the switch was thrown
open and the engine, tender. and three
coaches were thrown from the track
and considerably damaged
The train consisted of mail baggage
second class and first class coaches and
three sleepers. OF these only the mail,
baggage and second class coaches re-
manned on the track. Fortunately no
one was hurt though some sixty-five
passengers We're on the train. The train
at the time of the accident was bound
from Atlanta to Jacksonville and
Brunswick. A wrecking train took the
passengers to Jesup whence the jour
ney was continued.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
BLUES TIED THE REDS.
Secured the Tie by Defeating til
Whites at Indoor Bail.

In the last of the scheduled games
of baseball between the teams of the
Y. M. C. A. League. the Blues last
The teams batted about equally well,
but a series of errors on the part OF
the Whites. with good batting by their
opponents at critical times, allowed the
Blues to get such a lead that the
Whites were unable to overcome it.
Hunt carried off the batting honors
with two two-base hits. Both Hunt
and Harden did some very clever work
behind the bat, especially in the catch
ing of difficult fouls
The lineup of the teams was:
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

PETS, PIANO, FURNITURE GEN.
ERALLY, ~
c. III. DORSETT, Auctioneer.
Will sell Monday Dec. ?, 1901, at
ia Taylor, east, between Drayton and
Abercorn, at IL a. m.
The entire contents of the home, the
belongings Of a family leaving the
city, consisting in part of:
Carpets, mating. fancy lamps. brio
abrac, ebony parlor set, jardiniere,
easels, pictures hall carpet, hat rack,
chairs. walnut dining table, refrigera-
tor, buffers tray and stand crumb
cloth, willow chairs and settee, .por-
there's and poles. window shades, wire
screens, china and glassware.
Large range nearly new, gas stove,
kitchen ware.
Elegant oak wardrobe, with plate
glass doors, oak bedsteads, bed springs,
mattresses, oak dressers, rockers, Ia
bles, oil stoves, child's desk, enameled
iron bed. brass trimmings, baby car
riage. piano lamp. toilet sets. bedroom
heaters, and variety of useful house,
hold articles. -.-t
Also an upright piano and stool, in
handsome case and in fine condition.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
HELP wANTED-MALE.


BOY WANTED. vAISBERG
Printing Company, 16 Whitaker street.
WANTED AT ONCE, A SHORT Or
der and oyster cook. liz Whitaker
street
WANTED, A FIRST-C CLASS
blacksmith at once. Apply to w. j.
Oliver e. Co, Ogeechee road.
UPHOLSTERER WANTED. STATE
experience and wages wanted. Address
Box 2s6. West Palm Beach, Fla.
WANTED, GOOD ENGINEER FOR
Shay engine. Write w. A. j.. Light.
Ala.
MECHANICS ENGINEERS, FIRE
men, electricians etc, 40-page pam
examining board II engineers. Sent
free. Geo. A. Zeller publisher, Room
"a, IS S. Fourth street, st. Louis, Mo.
WANTED FOR SPRING BUsI-
ness. a good salesman 10 sell dry goods
on commission to the country trade.
Bryn Mawr Mills. Philadelphia, Pa.
WANTED. a SALESMAN For
spring trade. calling on the country
dealers. 10 sell our dry goods special
ties on commission: good side line.
Frank y. LaLanne a. Co, Philadelphia,
Pa.
WANTED. MAN IN EACH cOUN-
~ 10 represent old established house:
solid financial standing. straight, bona
ide weekly cash salary Of SIS paid BY
check each Wednesday with all ca
peDses direct from headquarters; fnOn-
ey advanced for expenses. Manager.
SsI caHioD Building, Chicago.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
AT THE THEATER.
Una Clayton Company Presented
''The Middle Man"

Una Clayton Company Presented
''The Middle Man"
fair audience saw the Una Clay
ton Company in THE Middle Man"
last night. Miss Clayton as Nancy
Blenkarn, and Mr.. Morey as Cyrus
Blenkarn were especially good. The
specialties introduced between the acts
by Miss Clayton. Mr.. DeLeon. Baby
Florence and Hill and Edmunds were
excellent and elected much applause,
The company will close it's engage
ment to-day with two performances.
afternoon and night
At the Matinee "A Midnight Mas
querade" will be given, and at night
"A Persian Princess" Both plays are
good and will no doubt draw large au-
diences.
There is d clearly defined story in
Broadhurst's. THE Wrong Mr..
Wright" which catches on" right
from the rise of the curtain. This
real success will be presented with
that clever young actor. Mr.. john ALL
son on Wednesday evening, Dec. 4.
Mr.. Allison appeared here two seasons
ago i'll What Happened to Jones'" and
his excellent portrayal of the role of
Jones is we'll remembered. Miss Maude
Allison, who played Helma, the Swede,
in the same play, is his principal sup
port The sale of seats will open this
morning at 8 o'clock. Regular prices.
Mr.. Esmonds comedy, when We
Were q" will be seen here at next
Thursdays matinee. Among the prin-
cipal members of the company are
Nestor Lennon, Jacques Martin, Rob
ert Robson, Willis T. Hall, H. Dudley
Hawley, Ira T. Moore, Richard Hutch
inson. Hume Gibbons, Louis Nelson,
George Percival, Mrs. jacques Martin,
Jane Wheatly, Lucille carp, Sarah
Cook, Lillian Campbell and Dora
Booth. The tour is under the direction
of William Morris and John 7. Hall.
One of the new stage beauties is APP
poaring' this season in the part of
Phyllis" in Esmond's when We Were
II, and is meeting with great success.
She is Miss Dora Booth, and comes
from Toronto where she is well known
and popular in Canadian society.
Madam Nordica will positively ap-
pear in Savannah. This is settled.
The subscription list is still open,
however, and Manager Seeskind an
nounces that subscribers will be noti-
fled when seats will be on sale. After
subscribers have had their choice. the
box office will open to the public for
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
ron sALE-MIsCELLANEous.


ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR GOOD
mans Liver Tonic for dyspepsia; Good
Luck Embrocation for whooping
cough and Group Benzoin Balm for
chaps and rough skin; Sow Rem, the
cough king, for the cough you can't
cure with other remedies. Persse's
Drug Stores.
FOR SALE, GREEN AND FANCY
grocery: good stand and good business.
Grocery. care News.
FOR SALE, AT REASONABLE
price, nice team of horses; have been
used in city one season by private
party Can be seen at Pulaski House
Stables.
MULES AND HORSES FOR SALE.
Can be seen at stables, No. lis West
Broad street. NJ. Fersts Sons & Co.
FOR SALE. TUG ANNIE LAURIE:
length, "a feet: beam, u feet; draft,
to AZ feet; triple expansion engines,
5x7x12-S; surface condenser: Roberts
boiler. allowed 200 pounds steam; ma
chinery about one year old; boat sound
and seaworthy; price, $500. Apply 20
Christie, Lowe a. Heyworth. Fernan-
dina, Fla.
WE HAVE FOR SALE A LARGE
lot OF army tents. IN ali sizes. from SO
10 " eacn. Atidnta metal Bottle Co.
dealers in scrap iron and metals. 3l2-
34s Decatur street, Atlanta, Ca.
FOR SALE. THE JACKSONVILLE
Steam Ferry and Terminal Company.
consists OF boats, docks and franchise
A good Investment Call on or ad-
dress j. u. Gray, care VI above com
pany.
FOR SALE. SMALL, FAST STEEL
steamboat 62EtgM feet built BY IOril-
lard, now running daily schedule. 20
be sold because too small for business.
chas. y. Danner. Beaufort 8 q.
FOR SALE At a SACRIFICE.
cOmplete, 10000 feet FaW-mill. loco
motive. miles roll 1000 acres hna
climber. HNerHge 1000 feet per acrf.
enough additional timber mas b. Re-
cured a. operate ten yrarr. mNi and
timber locHfod o. suNanuef FLYER
food Height route 49, Atlantic p0ffa
iase OAR, Mfs CO.. iaFe OAK. VA.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
ALLEY MERCHANT BANKRUPT.

4. j. Chandler Has Assets That
Nearly Egunl Liabilities.
T. J. Chandler a merchant residing
at Alley, in Montgomery county, filed
a petition in bankruptcy on yesterday.
A remarkable feature of the petition is
the fact that the assets approximate
rather closely the amount of the liza
bilties. the former being scheduled at
$1.366.75 and the latter at $1.932lS. The
debts are due merchants in several
cities in the state, including some in
Savannah.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
EMPLOYMENT WANTED.

YOUNG WHITE MAN, TOTAL ABB
stainer, willing and obliging, wants
work of any kind. Wages no object.
Coachman by trade. Address G.. Mar
tindale, care Carson's Livery.
GROCERY OR HARDWARE
clerk wants position: several years ex-
perience in both lines: best of reference
given. Address j. 2. A, Box 220. city
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.

ISLAND AND STOCK FOR SALE,
Egg Island, situated at the mouth of
Altamaha river; contains $50 acres of
pasture land; fine grazing winter anu
summer; also SO head of horses and IS
head of cattle. Improvements. a watch
mans house, stock shed, and a fine
flowing artesian well. oysters and fish
in abundance. Address w. a. Wilcox,
Darien, Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
what MIR. FIenniken Says.

"Graybeard Compound, made by
Respess Drug Company, cured me of
rheumatism, which had rendered my
right arm helpless. 1t is wonderful
remedy. VIM. Flenniken,
Jennings, Tex"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
Southern Railway Dining Cars.

The Southern Railway is the only
line operating dining cars into and out
of Savannah. New, elegantly equipped,
and service equal to the finest metro
politan hotels-ad
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

BY winning this game the Blues tie
the Reds for first place in the series
This tie will be played off Friday
week, this arrangement being neces-
sary because of the winter exhibition
of the association which will take
place next Friday.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

Graybeard Compound is made only
by Respess Drug Company. Sold by
all druggists in cities and towns and
in the country by merchants at 81 a
bottle; six for Sad.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
HELP wANrEp-FE,iALE.

WOMEN, ENERGETIC REPRE-
sentative wanted in each city or coun-
ty good wages. 419 Austell Building,
Atlanta Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
JOHN G.. BUTLER.
DEALER IN

DEALER IN
Paints, Oils and Glass. Sash. Doors,
Blinds and Builders Supplies, Plain and
Decorative Wall Paper Foreign and
Domestic Clements. Lime. Plaster and
Hair. Sole Agent for Abestine Cold
Water Paint.
20 Congress street, West. and 10 81
Julian Street West.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST. MALTESE POODLE. LONG.
fluffy hair. perfectly white; nose and
feet trimmed; weighs pounds. Named
Prince. Liberal reward for his return
or information leading to his recovery.
Report to 11S Taylor street, east.
FOUND, BLACK HORSE, WITH
left hind leg white. with saddle on.
Owner can call for same at grocery
store, Henry and West Broad.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
OF men and women
given every possible test
MY LEGAL GUARANTEE.

10 make given 70 an patients Nhea desired
whc backed
bgty which leading and
~ make o charge for consultation
my
sbaftes confidential
q NEWTON HATHAWAY ~
A
la.. IoIrs "A o. b. b. 40 o. nhn1'ff h 10
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
WILL RirREsENT THE rLANr.
W. d. s'arl 90 he Travelling - -
senser Aent ~ JacIssonyiiI.

senger Aent ~, JncIsonviiI..
Nr. w. D. ttark has been appolntsd
travelling paaenger agent Of the Plant
"EHiem WithheadquarterF at Jackson
'll". whore \ formerly resided MI
hlh ~ we'll known In Savannah,
N"if ne VA night agent for the
.'N hffh faprfs Company before be-
'lff4 hn Hholntment Hs agent for
hfnp1tN ~ Charlotte. - resigned
'l piHce tnd decided io cmhsrh in
HIlllan llanefs iiis many frierta
iNti ID unH have FuffDsHful
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
AUCTION SALES FUTURE DAYS
Why Pay Rent
When You Don't Have to?

Lots between Price and Lincoln
streets, from Thirty-fourth to Thirty
sixth, can be bought at 5000 each.
A five-room cottage can be built for
$3.50.
A cash payment of 5000. and a month
ly payment of SIS, which includes prin-
cipal and interest, secures home.
the rent of which you are now paying
at SIS per month. and will continue to
pay until you die, and then will only
own the coffin you occupy, and your
wife and children will own the bundle
of rent receipts you leave them.
c. H. DORSETT, TT,
Savannah Investment Company.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
MEDICAL.

HOW ARE YOUR FEET? If YOUR
feet are troubling you. call on me and
/ will give you relief; l cure ingrow-
ing nails, corns, and all diseases of
the feet without pain; charges reason
able;. can give the best references in
the city; patients treated at residences;
orders can De left at Livingston's drug
store, Bull and Congress streets; teie-
phone 293. Lem Davis, surgeon chirop-
odisf
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS.


FOR RENT. NO. 221 WALDBURG
street, east, comfortable house: per-
feet order and condition.; hot and cold
water; every convenience; right rent
right tenant. Estate Solomon Cohen,
Broughton and West Broad streets.
THAT DESIRABLE RESIDENCE
for rent, 226 Park avenue. east, near
Lincoln street, in perfect order and
condition; every convenience; can be
used as two separate fats; right rent
to right tenant. Estate Solomon Cohen,
West Broad and Broughton streets.
FOR RENT. FROM DEC. /. A DE-
srable dwelling ia Taylor street east.
For particulars, apply S. Guckenheim-
ers Son, Bay and Jefferson streets.
FOR RENT. R-STORY BRICK
residence, corner Barnard and CASTOR
streets; large yard and outbuildings.
Apply 113 Broughton street, west
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
ROOMS WANTED.

WANTED, FLAT OF TWO OR
three UNFINISHED rooms, with bath;
must be well located and near board
ing houses. G. A.. Morning News.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


WANTED, HICKORY, lockwood
and persimmon logs. Southern Hard
wood Company. Charleston, S. c.
WANTED, so BUSHELS SOUTH
ern grown Jersey Sweet" sweet pota-
toes. B. a. & F. S. Norton, Boston,
Ga.
BEFORE YOU BUY OR SELL
property see Robert H. Tatem, real es-
tate dealer, No. York street, west.
WANTED. BOARDS; PINE, POP
lar, gum, or cottonwood, either air
dried or fresh from the saw The
Pierpont Manufacturing Co., Savan-
nah, Ga.
If YOU WANT A PLACE TO DUMP
earth. dirt. sand. manure, etc, free Of
charge. just at city limits, hauling over
hard road, write or telephone Brown
Bros. corner Anderson and East Broad
streets.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

PANTS TO ORDER, REPAIRING A
speciality; pants pressed for 15c, while
you wait. New York Pants and Shoe
Repairing Parlor, 112 Drayton. Bell
phone 1881.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
MONEY To LOAN.
FOR RENT-ROOMs

NICELY FURNISHED SOUTH
rooms. all conveniences. sos Barnard
street, near Liberty.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
| CURE PRIVATE DISEASES

by original method of treatment which has been
t. and has successful in the most cases.
These diseases everyone knows, involve the most
delicate organs of the body they. therefore require
the most skillful treatment and this be obtained
only from specialist who has devoted himself exclu
Fvely to their study and treatment Unless treated
intelligently complications TO arise. which
will lead to serious results.
The large PERCENTAGE OF made by are
the result of careful Individual study Of each
Chronic diseases so cured by patchwork treat
ment ready-made medicines, but each must
be treated upon it's own merlts. seldom find two
exactly alike, two patients who require the
treatment | give each careful attention.
and treat its every phase and effect upon the human
system. My speciality includes all private and chronic
such unnatural aischargesOs Of vitality.
structure and vari0cele blood and fkn diseases etc
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

ROYAL TAILORING is THE BEST
on EARTH cults and overcoats to order.
$3.50 and up; pants to order, 50 and
up. Macdonald & Steinberg. lis
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

FURNACES AND BALTIMORE
heaters-Cornwell e. Chapman.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

SPECIAL NOTICE, MOTHERS: RE-
member that Baker sells you one
pound Borated Talcum Powder, high
" perfumed. for Csc. Bakers Phar-
macy. West Broad and Bryan.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

CALL UP BELL PHONE 1124 FOR
estimates on cleaning carpets and stor-
ing your furniture for the summer.
Perry g. Benton, 120 Slate, west.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

FOR RENT, FoUR-RoOM FLAT;
pa Duffy, west: large rooms, perfect
condition. Apply on premises. or next
door. 21S.
AT II JONES STREET, EAST, SEC
ond and third fiooc. together Or sepa-
rately. Address j. A. Cronk, Is Bryan
street, east.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

FOR SALE, GREEN AND FANCY
grocery; good stand and good business.
Grocery. care News.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
FLATS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT, UPPER FLAT, 40
Duffy. west, with bath privilege; SIG
per month. C. H. Dorset, % Congress,
west.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
CONTENTS OF RESIDENCE.
AT AUCTION

AT AUCTION
MIRROR FRONT WARDROBE. Gait
PETS, PIANO, FURNITURE GEN.
ERALLY, ~
r. n. nnu, x.uu A.n.souao,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
PLUMBING.
BOARDING.
MISCELLANEOUS.

PERRY & BENTON, 120 STATE
street. west. win move, pack, ship or
store your furniture at short notice;
also renovate your old mattresses at
little cos.. Bell phone 1124.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

GET wIGGINs, THE PLUMBER,
TO figure on your repair work as well
as sewer connection.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

WHY SUFFER WITH HEADACHE
when you can have cures Tor l0e, az
Bakers Pharmacy.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

1~0~-~-~-~~~~~-~~~~-~~~~~-
FOR RENT, FOR TERN OF
years, Tivoli Park, made famous by
that prince of caterers, Herman Win
tiers: besides a nice road house; there
is a half-mile race track; one of the
best, with stables to accommodate fifty
or more horses. For a horseman this
presents one of the best openings in the
South to-day. NJ. ]. Doyle.
LARGE WAREHOUSE AND Of
fee for rent, corner Broughton and
West Broad streets: formerly occupied
by the Savannah Carriage and Wagon
Company. H p Smart
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

HOT STUFF HEATERS. NO
ashes, no dust. complete with stove
pipe and put up az s2.45. s. Bernstein,
303 BfougtOn, west. Branch Store. a.
Barnard street.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

FOR SALE, AT REASONABLE
price, nice team of horses; have been
used in city one season by private
party. Can be seen at Pulaski House
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

RANGES AND sToVEs-THE
best and cheapest. at cornwell & Chip
mans
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

MULES AND HORSES FOR SALE.
Can be seen at stables, No. lis West
Broad street. NJ. Ferst's Sons & Co.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

NEW SEWER CONNECTIONS
Have cornweii a chipman 90 your
work
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

SHOES HALF-sOLED AND
heeled SOC. while you wait; rubber heels
put on Csc. New York Pants and Shoe
Repairing Parlor, 1l2 Drayton.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-30

RHEUMATISM CURED IN THREE
days by Bakers Rheumatic Cure,
zoe. at Bakers Pharmacy. +
Sharp County record., 1901-12-06

ST and Josh were New
Hampshire men who settled
in Colorado, and who we're
supposed to be Typical New
Englanders because their
words were few. When
they met one day they engag-
ed in the following brevities;
''Mornin', ST."
'Mornin', JOSH"
"What d'you give your
boss for bots?"
"Turpenines."
"Mornin', "
"Mornin'. "
At another meeting, a few
days later, this dialogue en-
sumed:
"Mornin', ST."
"Mornin', Josh"
"What d'you say you give
your boss for bots?"
"Turpentine.
Killed mine"
Mine, too.'
"Mornin'."
"Mornin'."
There is such a thing a:
being to lacoriC. Chicago
Ledger.
Sharp County record., 1901-12-06
A LOST SISTER.

Postmaster Altheimer has re-
ceived a letter from Mrs. M, F
Hopkins, No. 515 North Seventh
street, Richmond, Va, in which
she asks his aid in finding sis.
ter whom she has not seen fol
forty years.
Her sisters maiden name was
Miss Lizzie W. Palmer. In 1886
she married David L. Stockton, &
lawyer of Memphis, Tenn. About
two years later Stockton died,
leaving her widow. Mrs.
Stockton then came to Arkansas,
and Mrs. Hopkins writes that if
her sister is still living she be-
lieves she still resides in Arkan-
sas.
Mrs. Hopkins says it has been
forty years since she saw her sis
ter, but fails to state how long
since last hearing from her, or in
what part of Arkansas Mrs.
Stockton located or was residing
when last heard from.
The Graphic cheerfully aids
Mrs. Hopkins in her effort to To-
cate her long lost sister, and
hopes that the sisters eye may
see this and thereby be the result
of a happy reunion.
Mrs. Hopkins asks all the Ar
kansas newspapers to kindly aid
her in this matter.-Pine Bluff
Graphic.
Sharp County record., 1901-12-06
OLDEST PUBLIC OFFICIAL.

Washington, Nov. 30.-The
records of the department show
that the Oldest Postmaster and
the oldest public officeholder in
the United States, if not in the
world, presideS over the little,
slow-going fourth class office at
North Lansing, Tompkins Coun-
ty, N. Y. His name is Roswell
Beardsley. He was appointed by
President John Quincy Adams,
almost quarters of a century
ago, and although he has just
turned 91, he still attends to the
routine of the office and writes
his reports monthly to the de-
partment in Washington.
Sharp County record., 1901-12-06
A BOYS ESSAY ON GIRLS.

Girls is a queer kind Of var
mint. Girls is the only things
that have their own way every
time. Girls are of several thous.
and kinds, and sometimes one
can be like several thousand 9TH
er girls if she wants to do any,
thing. Girls is all alike one way
they are all like cats. If you
ruben the right way of the hair
they'll pur and look sweet at you,
but if you rub 'em the wrong way
they'll chaw you. S'long as you
let a girl have her own way she's
nice and sweet, but just cross
her and she'll spit worse ncr a
cat. Girls is also like mules,
they're headstrong. If a girl
don't want to believe anything
you can't make her. If she
knows it's SO she won't say so.
Girls is little women if they are
good, and if they amt good then
nor when they get big they are
vixens-that's what father said
mama was once when she chased
him around the house with red
hot poker, because she was mad
at him. Brother Joe says he
don't like big girls, but he does
like little ones, and when saw
him kissing Jennie Jones last
Sunday and told him what he'd
said, he said he was biting her
because he didn't like her.
think he hurt her, because she
hollered and run, and there was
big red spot over her cheeks.
This is all | know about girls,
and father says the less | know
about them the better off | am.-
Ex.
Sharp County record., 1901-12-06

Here is a story which a
theatrical manager tells
against himself. An actor
came to him and applied for
an engagement. There did
not seem to be much need for
him but his demands in the
way of salary were very mod
est, and the manager sald to
him:
well, you may consider
yourself engaged, | fancy |
can find something for you to
do. ;"
The newly engaged mau
looked at the manager quest,
ioningly.
'1How about a contract?
he asked.
"Oh, never mind about a
contract. Well have a Yer
bal contract
There was a look of mild
reproach in the eyes of the
man as he answered sorrow.
fully. Sir the last time ]
made a verbal contract ]
drew a verbal salary"