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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Misnt occupatione.

Half the world seems to have found un.
congenial occupations. Servant girls are try
ing to teach; natural teachers are tending
stores; good farmers are numbering law,
while Choates and Websters are running
down good farms; and good farmers, in
turn, are farming still in congress. Artists
are spreading daubs on canvas who should
be withdrawing board fences. Shoemakers
write good verses for the village paper and
natural statesmen are pounding shoe lasts,
while other shoemakers are cobbline In
legislative halls. Good mechanics and cleo
tricians are trying to preach sermons, and
wondering why their congregations continue
observation-disclosures
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
ten, when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except. on prescriptions from reputable
often ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
o., contains no mercury, and is taken inter:
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
uine.. 1t is taken internally, and made in
Toledo, Ohio, by F. j. Cheney & Co. Testi.
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Self shneSS.

That individual who lives alone for
self, if stupid. is an object for pity;
II intelligent, an object for censurc.
1t does not seem possible that m
telligent beings could choose a pur-
pose so small, so narrow, shallow.
worthless. People who do not care
for the welfare of any except them
selves, or. what is practically the
same, their immediate relatives and
friends, are hindrance rather than
a help to all good. The ignorant
Eeathen who bows to a god of wood
or stone deserves not nearly so mucn
to be condemned as he who makes a
god of himself. Selfshness and un.
belief are the two great sins of the
corrupt human heart. They are close
" related and associated. Both.
alike, separate us from God.-Im.
manual Messenger.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
rhe Tuentieth Centnrx.

The twentieth century began January LIST,
begin to reckon time from A. D. l., but
waited until about the 55Oth year of the
Christian era. People who begin to take
the great health restorative, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, Immediately after the first
outbreak of dyspepsia, malaria, rheumatism,
will date their cure Immediately from then.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G.. G. c.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Got His Standing.

Miss Coy-Do you really think girl can
hnd out who her husband will be By con-
sulting fortune teller?
Miss Wise-Perhaps not, but I found out
who my husband wouldn't be by that meth
cd, not long ago.
Really? What fortune teller did you con.
sult?"
"Bradstreet." -Philadelphi Press.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

He producing cigarette case)-Do you
object to cigarettes?
She-Not at all. don't blame the Gig.
arettes-l only object to people who smoke
them.-Chicago Daily News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
No Advantage,

He (boldly)-Do you think two can live a.
cheaply as one?
She (blushing)-Yes; do.
let's not become one, then."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ea.e FIRE

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy,
n. Y, for a FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. It
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes New or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bun
ions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 25c.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
A Lively Wake

II hear there was doings at McGhoolig.
hans wake"
"Dongs? There wor so NANNY foine
fights, me boy, thot tn wake was Rapport
ed in the sportin' column" -Indianapol
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
Beet Hash.

Take an equal amount of boiled or
baked beets, and cold boiled pota-
toes. chop them together, and heat
thoroughly, seasoning to taste with
butter. salt, and pepper if liked. A
few spoonfuls of sweet cream is an
improvement Home Magazine. 81
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Not in the Bargain.-"You can't seem to
keep a hired girl, Mrs. Baxter" eyes. I
can; but when it comes to half keeping two
OF 5hree policemen along with her, I won't"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
One Good Thing

There is one good thing about this elias.
steal music" remarked Mr.. Meddergrass.
lou can start or stop anywhere you want
to without spelling the sense of the piece"
Baltimore American.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

If you want to keep your teeth clean.
Drlght and sound, you will chew Whites
ucatan" Gum. Every confectioner sells IL.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

II can understand how badly that French
editor felt when he was shot," Naturally.
An article, and that article a loaded one.
gong in in spite of him.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

A small degree of wit, accompanied by
good sense, is less tiresome in the long run
than great amount of wit without tia
Rochefoucald
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Ladies who take pride in clear, whit,
clothes should use Red Cross Ball Blue. Re
fuse limitations.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

,Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
bic medicine for coughs and colds-N w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
For General Debility.

Cause for Devotion.
I'm not worthy of your devotion,
"Oh, I don't know. Your fathers cot
money, hasn't he?"-Yonkers Statesman.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Mrs. Nebb-"My husband never tells me
any OF his secrets; now what do you think
OF man who keeps his wife from finding
he's genius. Ohio State Journal.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Do not get short" if you want to get
along.-Golden Days.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

The process of washing free from sin dis
closes that sin is sort of starch for some
characters.-Puck.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

young man who can't manage a smack
IS hardly competent to bring a courtshiC
safely to port.-Detroit Journal.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Any act is meritorious that 10 not . misfit.
Chicago Daily News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

A thief's talk is always about the dishon.
esty of others.-Atchison Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

A First Class Tonic.
Vim. A. Collier, Assistant Paymas.
ter u. S. ~, writes: 81 have taken
Peruna and recommend 1T to those
needing q frSf-cLaSS tonic"
A Great Tonic.
Hon. NJ. c. Butler; Ex-U. S. Senator
and Ex-Governor of South Carolina,
writes from EdgefeId, S. c.: 81 have
been using Peruna for a short period
and feel very much relieved. It's in
deed wonderful medicine and besides
q great tonic"
Splendid for the Nerves.
Robert B. ManfeH, the famous actor,
writes from New York City: "Peruna
Is splendid and most inVigOrafing-
refreshing to the nerves and body.
For General Debility.
Hon. Jno. v. Wright, of the Law
Department, General Land Office of
Tennessee, writes: 81 wish every.
one who Is suffering with general
debility or prosfrafion could Know of
PerIIna."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Riches can buy a man whole lot of
trouble.-Los Angeles Herald.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Has something in its eye-the threaded
needle.-Golden Days
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

When a girls nose gets red when she
cries, and she doesn't care who sees it, that
settles it; her grief is sincere.-Atchison
Globe
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Good never fails to him who never fails
TO seek it.-Los Angeles Herald.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
The Boston Boy. Ranch.

]@C A1ObtOH bOy y Nuucn.
a western cattle ranch, belonging to the
children of some Boston people, has been
named by them Focus" because it is where
the sons raise meat.-Boston Transcript.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

When man gets angry his reason takes
short vacation.-Chicago Daily News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

To be always happy, use Red Cross Ball
Blue. Refuse limitations.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

The less you are talked about the less you
are abused.-Chicago Daily News. -,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
For a WORKOUT System.

For q WOrH-Ouf System.
Mrs. Catherine Toff, President "HaE.
kyrfen Association" 500 Cottage
Grove avenue, Chicago, Ill.,, writes:
81 often advise Peruna I'm cases of q
worn-0uf system and q broken down
constitution. e4
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

Nothing is SO much plagiarized as original
sin.-Puck.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

How man swaggers in and orders pooda
on credit, but when the bill is presented he
nearly always intimates that he is beine
rooped. The meanness of people crops out
most surely In money matters.-Atchison
You know how you hate some peopIa.
without any particular reason. Well, some
people hate you in the same way.-Atchison
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17

The Best of Tonnes.
Hon. W. c. Chambers, Chief Justice
OF Samoa, says: 81 have tried one bot.
tie of Peruna and can frufhfuuy say IL
IS one of the best f0nics ever used"
A Grand Tonic.
Mrs. GridIey, mother of CAPTAIN
Gridiey, of the "O!ynpia, writes: 81
used Peruna and can frufhfu!y say IL
IS a grand tonic"
For OVerWOrk.
of Washington, d. C., writes from
Fourteenth and "F' streets: 'sLn tho
effort to improve q condition impaired
by OVcrWOrk, have found nothing
that has done as much good as Pc.
runa."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-04-17
w. l. DOUGLAS
SIS E. S.. SO SHOES y %.e.

my SJvv SJ.5U shoes compared with
other makes 500 to $500 My $500 t Edge
09Hc-oI - ~ P.cG: Dest III tne Woro LOT men.
Nelt( handSevvcd FrOcess), ma fine.
the world.
provo that my stotenaentf 10 not true.
: s. s<r rss (SfgnedD w. L. Douglas.
Take having W. L. Douglas shoes
n name ana price stamped bottom Your dealer should
keep them give dealer exclusive
ne does not keep them and VIII
direct factory enclosing price and &c. carriage
over 600 satisfied New Spring Cataog
Fast csier Eysiss used szean.ivs DOUGLAS Bocon Mass
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
BIRDNO Bros. MERCANTILE CO.

Cur Spring Opening Begins this Week with Fine Line on Exhibition
sn
inthe
Gngnm
CaSh Sutng geve sovnn n II
CmpsF
and Silver Buttons e les and Embroidery
line o ad
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
MAKES BsArsE BISCUITS.
weshtn@sOA earI Of esSa F@~siiy Ds-
stvss . Coed Inee@s fssra usr
Inausfty.

A yeung wcnanR belonging to an old
and ariat0erstie Maryland family now
reduced in carc0mstspees found il nee
essery sONe Hms ego to bestir herself
f, in order to odd to her KNITTED incoae,
says the ChSeaEo CAroniele. She had
harmed sAe art sf cookery 10 her early
{ yoltk. ans ppms ye4rF s0s she aH-
houueed that she vNa prepared 10 fur.
nish genuine MSrylaRd 'bestes bis.
r;tf to ell who cared TO buy. They
are 20 be eetes WITH ehess. Ia place
o, tho p;-tcT crackers which sre Ssch
twrors 70 fsis.s vita tsilog-rsde teeth.
snt everybody ,-ho har tried taem
is G,GRhted. Ths Y&nsS r0paR has
alrssdf . thrivtnY trSs3e. aso during
ths W~a fortaiFAt he's bad 90 cruR,
erex osserr in Philas ehpAia. yhich'
- ple1sed her inReAse!y. II hap
- SAs hss a eSuss IL a large
80 = cits. and The co1siB de,
1907 ~ una tAe trade for her,
Accordingly, ukes she sAiossh,s
shop sSs -. 80, Ssss ~. INTO ! -css-
es~su TOT t3r OF Mis-.
yer MArynHs biscuits ~ unooncern-
eoiy as II Maryland biscui,s were az
common ss chocolate creams. She ex.
Pfessa6 tAe Ueakss surprise whea the
snopkeepeT said he'd never heard ef
.he@. Everybody in Washington used
lnem, she told him. within the week
% oiiferens girls from that school called
~ tne same shop to ask for Maryland
biscuits. ofceurse, an article for which
Insve was 90 great demand must be
Kept - httls Miss caster-only that
snS her real nans-srss xladdenpd
'y generous order 6rsn PhiIsdelphia.
'no II the tactics Of her fTieHde In other
anes are successful she viii soon be
Ioie 70 go into the biscuit business Ia
! Wholesale way,
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
HE GAN WAKE THE JUDGE.
Paila@aaehAA lawyer 1wxerss.e. /.
sAtlhsus Trte& @s sAs Voice
with Rweoess.

fAsrA is said 10 be lawyer in Phil
adelphta whs possesses a trick Of the
voice 20 which q certain measure Of
his sucOe@ in URited States supreme
court practice is due. The trick con.
sists In waking the Judge. Whether il
20 eonlmoR practice for the high dig
nitariss Of the federal supreme bench
to indulge in q nap in the course OF
a long and tedious argument. such hap
peningv are nos nIkaowu. and II is
well for an able le9ieiaB Of the bar
to bs prepareS for il, s=yss New York
/ paper. -..
The trick Of waking sleepy Judge
would seem 10 Be something In the ma
ture of sAmminy Law book under his
Aoes or connecting his personality
with The carTent 81 sa electric battery.
But Tho trick ie explesHed as purely
matter OF sound involved in The skill
ful control Of the voice. II is said that
q barristeT praetieed In tho art and
rhetoric Of addressing tho bench can
gather All the waves Of SonRG from HI.
throat inte q focus and deposit il in
tho erihcs Of ths judges ear with the
general3exect Of bomb. The trick.
however il 10 accomplished. is eaid to
have been worked repeatedly With sue
cess ON the late Judge AeKeHaa, WHOSE
habit % going 10 sleep ON thr bench
was once e notorious subject OF com
nent in the celebrated litigation over
the Berliner telephone patents.
This queer trick of the voice, wAila
it is snid 10 be the peeulisr property Of
enc celebrated lawyer, is probsbly at
tsmpted often vita rarying success
by others.
We Psneiea wz ysipees.
A futter has been created through
cut Europe by the refusal Of the con-
Nnentai insurance companies 20 take
the chances OF anarchist activity. At
all eysRt~ enc ecmpshy ~ Trieste has
refused TO grant policy 70 King Alex.
ander Of Servia, having had to pay
100000 francs for King Hambert's
life. King Alexander Teisns ever q
somewhat turbulent population. and
thtrs is slwaye "tfouble in the Bal.
kans.' Other moBSreAs will he sf-
feeted az well ~ .Al~rpadeT. Many OF
them have insured their hVs for large
amounts but the ceErpsBi,s are said
20 be anxious 10 relieve tbtnscives OF
che risks, despite The large pr- miuns
they pay. II is said that other insur-
snee companies will follow the lead of
the Austrian concern and refuse 70
ieopardiEe their stabitity by taking any
further risks upon the lives Of Doten-
tates.--Chicsgo Chronicle.
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
REAL ESTATE,

| Parties wishing to rent or sci
lland, should list it with us. w
have inquiries nearly every da,
from strangers coming in for land
The lsvger list and greater variet,
of properties wo have to offer th
more sales can be made. Follow
is list of property now on th,
market, among them will be fount
some good bargains:
20 or 40 acres, ono mile weat y
Stafford, The cheapest land neaI
Stafford. One share of water ia
the Montezuma with each 20 acres
Come quick and secure bargain
A we'll Improved block IN the
business center Of Stafford for sale
A good investmert.
Town lots yell locsted trom $50
up on essy payments,
"A acres Of land, 3 room brick
house ard b1jaS coilar. sell, 2raa
err S5 sgrss Ia yrstn ard ait.!ia
Plenty Of water in good diycbes.
5 miles ffom pinas. 4 nils F-0gn
school.
$50 Acre isrm tar aaIe, 400 acres
river bottom. All uuder fence,
IearIy all bottom land cleared
Water in three canals The finest
stock ranch in tho Gila Valley.
AZ acres above San Jose, all
fenced and under cultivation.
Ahobe dwelling, 8 shares San Jose
water. A choice buy.
New Ave room house, 234 acres
land with good fence, ll2 acre nj
alfalfa, young orchard, good stable
and other improvements, fer sale
IN Stafford.
A good four room house, S.4
acres land well fenced, good well
and young orchard for sale in
Stafford.
240 acre farm, quarter mile north
ofThomas, Graham Co., Ariz 100
scres in cultivation, 80 acres in
alfalfa, two'tbirds fenced. 4 acres
bearing orchard, apples, pears,
plums, peaches and apricots. Cor
raj and outbuildin gs; water in three
Nearly all land tillable.
II is one Of the beat farms in the
5ila valley,
Must be sold within ten days, a
inc improved one and a quarter
,ere lot, twn'story house, one han.
ired fruit trees snd other improve.
nents. In the edge of Stafford.
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
BUss & BIRDNo.
Stafford, Arizona.
High Standards,

The Jsrd would never have ut
tered: Music hath charms" etc
had hs hesrd the rasping sounds
e,nsnNting from the "Thumr
boxes" snd nHystcrIs generating
rackets. tact are beng palmed, Of
on the uninllia,ed az first class
pianos They sre gotten up with
pretty engraved exterior cases tc
catch She uuwary, but they viii.
MT stand ihia climate over three
summers, You will make so mIs
take in seisvtins the famous "Behi
Bres" "Krsnich Il Bach "Chick
ering" or "Mason & Hamlir'
pisnos. all high standards and sold
~ $3.50 and mp, by
A, REDFWILL & SONS,
PHOENIX MUSIC STORE.
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22
SANTA re ROUTE.

DAILY sleeping cars from Dem
ing TO Denver, Kansas City and
Chicago.
Leaves Deming $40 p. m. Ar,
rives Deming 7 q. m. Agent San
ia Fe Route. Demlng, will make
reservations.
Graham guardian., 1901-03-22

Train No J connects with Southern Paeit,
rain No. 10. esstbound, leaving AarieoRs =
,O,oS Z. nj.
Train M connects with southern PxeiS
rain No 60 westbound. leaving Aartcepa a
$50 a, "a.
CONNECTIONS made al Phoenix with \. r.; 2. a
y. r X. for Prescott aud Congress.
Connections Mt Ness with stage for HoldnslG
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, Ct 1880
"a. for Florence and Globe, Tuesdays. THUS
isSs aad Saturdays at 4 O'Clock q. N
~Ttains etop on tignsl,
PnIllaan Palace sleeping ears cp all trains
nsswesn phtrnix and kGricopa.
=. 4. MASTEN, b. y. PORTER,
President. Gen'lsupt
NJ o. BICENEi
Genl Frs, anf a.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

An Irish farmer went into an iron
monger's shop to buy a scythe. After
serving him the shopman asked him if
he would buy a bicycle.
What is that?" inquired the Irish
man.
It's machine to ride about the
town on
And, shure. what might the price
of it be?'
Fifteen pounds"
I'D rather see fifteen pounds in a
cow" d.
But what a fool you would look
riding round the town on the back of a
GOVT"
"Shure, now replied the Irishman;
mot half such fool as I'd look trying
to milk bicycle,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
IT SURELY WAS A BAD CASE.

A little man recently walked into a
dry-goods store and said
Il do not know how to use the tele-
phone. Will you please call up this
number? Thank you
Here is the number. What shall l
say to the doctor?"
Tell him that his para1yzed patien,
is walking around this morning"
Yes
That 7 think there is hope for his
recovery. 1 cut off the hair and put
fourteen fly blisters on him last night.
| found that his appetite is fine, but he
won't touch raw meat. One of his ears
fell OFF during the night and 1 think
he is blind in one eye. 1 find there is
no use in giving him medicine. 1t
makes him howl. His tongue looks as
If it had been put through a wringing
machine. What does he want me to
do?''
He says to let the patient alone
until he gets downtown. BY the way
Mr. Blank, I don't know your patient.
but 1T must be sad CASE
Yes said the little man as if look
ing for sympathy, according to the
New York Mail and Express, Il think
that he was at one time the finest col
lie that ever cracked a BONE
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
FOES OF RIM.

The ProhiDitioniSt had assaulted the
Demon Rum mercilessly, and with ev-
cry fresh onslaught the man with the
red nose had applauded
Friend" said the lecturer at last.
you look like one who has been a
drinking man."
You bet l have been, stranger" re-
piled the man earnestly; but it does
my heart good to see you git out after
rum. never did have no use for it.
Ta1n't fit drink for any man. You
can't hammer it too hard for me, an
when you're through I've got a bit of
old rye here that'H warm your heart
up good. 1 like a man that knows
what to hit an what not to hit"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Anything that contributes to the
happiness of the home is blessing to
the human race. The thoughtful house
VIE, who understands her RESPONSE
bilities in the great problem of MAX
ing the home all that the word implies
is ever on the look out for that which
will tighten the burdens of the house
hold without lessening the merits OF
the work done That is why nearly
every well regulated household is u.s.
Ing Defiance starch 1t costs less and
goes farthest. Sixteen-oz package for
10c- If your grocer hasn't got it clip
this out and give it 20 him and ask
him to send for it. Made by Magnetic
Starch Co., Omaha. Neb.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
THE PULLMAN SLEEPER.

I heard funny conversation not
long ago on a Pullman said a travel
ing man. 1T was bedtime and two
ladies near me were getting themselves
ready to turn in. They were talking
about the Inconvenience of it, when l
heard one remark: srrvU
We'll, must say that do not like
these sleeping cars at ALL
"'Oh,' responded the other in a more
cheerful frame of mind, wait till you
have lived awhile in fiat, as 1 have.
and you won't think the sleeping car is
so bad, after ALL"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
BORROWED WITTICISMS.

From Juvenal.
More worlds to conquer" Alexander
cried,
He frets and sweats, pent in the mar
row side
OF our cramped universe. Let him go
And reach his destined end, at Baby
lon;
A coffin shall content him. Death alone
Your great mans littleness is bold to
own
From 1.-The Queens Chronicler,"
by Stephen Gwynn.