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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
A NATIONAL MoVEMENT.
Magnitude of the Effort to Change In
auEurRtion bay.

A national movement has been
started from Washington by the in
auguration committee having for it's
object a change of the date of the
Inauguration from March To the last
Of April. This is not new move
mcnt. but we believe it is the first time
il has been undertaken i'm a way to-
enlist directly the peoples influence.
1t has been begun sufficiently far i'm
advance of the meeting of Congress
TO enable the promoters TO bring to
boar whatever weight the scheme may
have acquired from their efforts
An effort has been made 10 enlist
Congressman i'm the eight II does not
appear that the latter are friendly TO
the scheme. They feel some cmbar-
rasSmcnt on account of the changes
which 20 along with the alteration of
Inauguration day, and they are. To-
some extent. pcrplcXcd by the tenn
porary change I'm the term of the
presidency for if the dalc is changed
the Incoming President must cithc,.
lose two months OF his term OF he
must cut that much from his success
or'S term. Stu, e Congress can he
assured that the people desire the
change these cmbarrassmcnts would
not prevent it. 1t is not like some
other matters upon which that body is
asked to lcgislate, and which more or
less involve their own interests. Leg
iSlatorS are apt to he apathetic con
corning almost any question until it
is brought home 10 them that the pco-
pie demand it.
The arguments for a change have
been given so often rs scarcely TO need
repetition. one of the strongest is that
the inauguration has become the
Grandcst and most inspiring of nation
nj functions, and the American people
literally pour out TO It from all quar-.
tcrs OF the United States This BRINGS
many thousands from climates which
are quite the opposite Of that which
is likely TO prevail i'm Washington on
the 18th of March, and subjects them
TO contrasts very injurious TO health.
In measure this applies to all who
attend the Inauguration. There is apt
10 he either dOwn-pour of rain or an
atmosphere which is more Uncomfort-
able and more dangerous to health.
The people who have the patriotism
TO attend the Inauguration are entitled.
il would seem, 10 have their comfort
and health considered in fixing the
date of the august cvcnt.-Baltimore
American
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Naturally the ambitious young Ca
madam, hungry for metropolitan op-
portunities, goes to New York. or Phil
adelphia, or Chicago. or Boston. The
drift in this direction is rs inevitable
rs that OF bright Scotchmen to Lon
don. And so Canada loses every year
her best brains and her most vigorous
energy, says the Philadelphia Satur-
day Evening Post.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

The Governor of Jerusalem. Nloham-
med Djeyad Pasha, prevented Il
drought the past summer by tapping
Solomon's Pools, nine miles distant
from the city. The water was con-
veyed from the sealed fountain"
mentioned in the Song OF Solomon"
through pipes ten centimctrcs in di-
ameter. There seems to be almost a
suggestion of sacrilcge in applying
modern mechanics to sacred history
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
,3&aM1GPeeET NN@-,.
GMHUnoRS&&
Fulhllincnt.

fhcre was a man who worked all day
And sat up late at night,
And toiled and planned and schemet
away
To gain the dizzy height;
lie longed to have the right to stand
High DER the crowd and hear men say,
As. looking up. they saw him there
How great he is, how grand"
At last, when lac was bent. when care
And toll had marred his visage. when
The mold OF time was on his hair.
lie stood high up DER other men
Say lightly: What a queer old guy"
Chicago Record Herald.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

The population Of Norway is about
100000 souls. 1t was 2.11O,OOO in
1891, with Il probability that $4,000
seamen and fishermen were absent
from home on the day that the census
was taken. and that there has been a
net increase of 10000 since. This is
an average of 1850 inhabitants 10 the
square mile showing Norway 10 be
the most thinly settled of all Euro
pean countries.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

The Circuit Court of Baltimore has
been asked to decide as to the legality
of an affidavit to It bill of complaint
taken by long-listancc telephone The
case in question is in relation to the
appointment of a receiver and the OBJ
5ectioH is that the signatory was not
In Baltimore at the time of the certify
ing of the paper, but that. on the cc2-
1rary, he was in Cincinnati.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

The vanity of human intelligence
seeks various outlets. One man seeks
10 devise a perfect government and
another is in search OF perpetual mo
tion. Neither has succeeded as yet.
and both arc stin hopeful in spite of
the strictly practical people who shake
their heads ana declare il can't be
done
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
HALFWAY TOWN.
ny rRANK wAncorr nurr.


An easy road runs smoothly down
TO Halfway Town:
For everything that's but begun.
And everything that's never done,
just rolls aside. and one hy one,
Goes into Halfway Town.
Holf-hnished walls arc tumbing down,
In Halfway Town.
Half-tinished streets are always lined
With half-done work of every kind;
And all the world Just 'ac- behind
In dreary HALLWAY Town.
Keep straight along. and don't look down
Toward HALLWAY Town.
They say. If every one should try q,
10 keep on moving brisk and sprya
We should discover. hy and 10y,
Thcrc'd be no Halfway Town.
Noulh'S Companion.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Professor Simon Ncwcomb argues
that an airship or machine capable of
sailing against the air is an impossi-
biiity. 1t may be so, and Professor
Newcomb is a scientific man of great
attachments, but it Will not do TO be
sure about scientific impossibiIt.cs.
There was an Earl of Derby once who
offered to eat the first steamboat that
could make it's way from England TO
the United States, states Tie New York
Sun.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Extremes meet. Maine and FLORIDA
are geographical extremes. oac hciu-
The most northerly and the o,hcr the
most southerly of the Atlantic coast
States. In neither can the general ov-
eragc of soil and material resources
be compared with the conditions I'm
other states, but Florida IS the great
winter resort, and Maine is bccom.u.
a great summer resort Some of tho
keepers Of obstetrics Go. i'm fact. m.-
grate with thc birds between ST. Au-
gustine and Bar Uarhor minls,riu2
alike in the cold days and thc mo. d.,
TO the pleasure of pleasure sectors.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Mike said Flooding PETE. did you
know some people says your brain
works all &c timer"
IF don't believe it," answered Mean
dering Mike ia rather do wlt'cut
sense altogedder dan have such Il fool
ism brain. Washington Star.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Australians are already beginnine 10
look with disfavor ON the clause in
their Constitution which authorizes
The exercise OF the imperial veto on
their legislation. 1t is becoming evil
dent that this veto right win prevent
dhe passage OF desired lc- Station.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Ribbon makers In Europe say that
their industry has suffered greatly be
cause of the popularity OF the bicycle.
Women who ride the machine wear
hats which have no other trimming
than the single band. generally OF
Black. and the picture hat is adorned
with feathers to the exclusion of rib
l1ons
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
Differences Promptly Disclosed.

"All people remarked the earnest
citizen, are born equal"
Perhaps" answered the deliberate
friend; but they don't stay equal any
longer than it takes for their parents
to provide them with clothes and play
things. Washington Star.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
The Richt Conditions.

Briggs "They say that if flies were
left alonc-that is, if all those that are
born We're allowed to live-there would
be nothing else but flies"
Griggs-"Ihat is supposing the
earth were nothing in tie solar sys-
ten but Il bis railroad restaur3nt"-
Life.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
No Surface Accomplishment.

Dorothy-"How would you define
gentleman?"
Eatharine-"Well, my idea OF n gen
tleman is man who looks and acts
Ike gentleman even when be isn't
dressed like northumberland
Rccord-IIcrald
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
I;csentins an Imputation.

Licky-"i amt got no use fur a kid
wot's too good TO ill his pockets wit
apples when barrel of 'em falls OF
a wagon an buSts in de street"
Silly with indignationl-"I wuzn't
too good DE copper wuz a-watchin'
me"'-Chicago Tribune.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Without emulation, competition and
comparison there can be no improve
ment. But in competition there can
De cooperation and fair play, remarks
the Christian Register.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

Wife-"Tve gotten SO that I Cont
care if YOU are not ut home more.
have resources of my own"
Husband-"You don't mean TO say
that you have learned to quarrel with
yOurSclf|'-LifC.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
IIer Family.

She-"Shc comes Of grand old
family, l believe?"
IIe-'YCs, very! An ancestor of hers
was bcheadcd in the Tower during
the reign of the fourth Edward"
She-"How perfectly lovely. Tit
Bits.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

If ten men should ask you to mar
ry them, what would that be-"
"What would fl Beg
"a tender"
ard 81 ono should ask you, what
would that beg"
~ Cont know. wbatw
"a wonder Life.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
sirnincnnt rnlln.nnl.r.

II am afraid Bligs.us has met witb
reyorscs."
What makes you think so?"
Tie goes about with q gloomy look,
saying there is no such thing as disln.
tcre-.cd friendship That is almost
sure sign that a man has been trying
to borrow money"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
Getting On.

The Good Man-"So. Willie. you're
going 10 school. are YOU? That's nice.
And what have you learned so farY'
Willic-"To whistle without pucker-
ing my mouth."-Chicago Record Her
aid.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
Doesn't work.

"ChcCrfulncSs is riches"
"Oh. no; if you can't pay a bill, be-
Ing cheerful about it only makes the
other man madden. "-Dctroit Free
Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

What Is the key to srcccss?"
THE ability TO make people pay"
Pay for what they gct?"
NO; pay f)r what you tell them
he are getting. "-Chicago Post.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26

And y)u will not smile upon ne?"
faitcred the Man.
Mo- answered Fortune sadly.
For if 1 do l shall get myself dis
liked by the women who have refused
to marry you"'-Deuroit Free Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
COnccaInent.

You say YOU are detccuvc?"
Yes
But ought YOU not 10 conceal the
fact TO some dcgree?"
II do"
How
BY not detecting anything" Wash
ingtOn Star
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-26
SteIla'S Summer Trip
By Ella NJ. Hess.


that would save me from the bondage
of poverty"
Meta sadly looked up from her
lounge
You have much TO be thankful for.
dear Stella" She said softly. your
health-a beautiful facc-"
What is the good of my beauty?
Whom DO l see now: No one but DR..
James, and he is old and stout. ana
knows our poverty too well TO think
OF me-"
At this iunc,urc Mrs. Monte,
quiet, ladylikc woman. entered the
room, and looked f~om one TO the other
of her daughters
What is the troublet" she asked.
Mamma, Stella is tired and wants
10 20 to the seaside" Meta said soft
ly. Poor Stella is weary of this life.
and think had better give her Uncle
Locrimc's gift, and then she can have
her way"
Meta" exclaimed the astonished
mother.
Yes; my money Increases very slow
ly. and perhaps, after ALL l may not
| get better"
At the girls last birthday their
mothers brother had given each 500.
| Stella had bought some handsome
tinery with her money but Meta. who
had been for years crippled by n fall.
laid hers aside. hoping TO save enough
| to take her TO some celebrated physi-
clan. Buoycd mp with that hope she
| had painted little pictures for the
stores, and saved each dollar care
| fully, but Stellas constant repining
was wearing. and she determined TO
give up her hope and let her have her
! long looked for rip.
DO YOU really mean it, Netta:"
Stella questioned eagerly.
Yes"
Then / will tell YOU what I'll do.
| You dearest Of sisters. l shall be sure
| to make conquest, and when 1 am
married l viii take YOU TO France, to
| the physician You wish to see
At that moment some one tapped at
! the door, and moment later DR..
JImeS. q tall, rather stout man OF
| about fortyhve years OF age. with a
| grave, kind face entered.
Two weeks later Stella Monte was
boarding in an aristocratic resort.
Time went by, and her letters home
were not very frequent. Finally one
morning the postman brought one that
ran thus
My Dear Mother ana SISTER, am
about 10 be married and bid adieu to
a life of poverty forever. Mr.. Leland.
my future husband, is immensely
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Get Their Fingers Clipped.

The finger clipping fool is still abroad
in the land, and all the local cigar
dealers are on the lookout for him.
They try to keep him from indulging in
his painful and CORY amusement, but
rarely with success.
This particular kind of idiot FIRE.
quents the biggest cigar store in town,
where customers are in the habit of
clipping off the ends Of their cigars in
a machine made expressly for the pur-
pose, and in which a powerful spring
drives a blade across an opening in the
surface big enough to hold the end Of a
cigar. Pressure on the surface re-
leases the spring.
The opening is large enough to admit
the end of a mans little finger, and
many men cannot keep their little fin
gers out of it. They stick them in the
opening. ''just to Sc if the blade will
jump over before they can pull it out"
The blade always moves more quick
ly than the finger and ships off the eX-
IRENE tip, making a Painful wound that
bleeds freely.
Cigar dealers say customers appar-
emily sane, do that every day. The
dealers can't account for it-New YORK.
Mail and Express.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
CHAPTER XIV.

The Schemer Overreaches Herself.
1t was fully ten minutes before Mrs.
Martin recovered from her swoon, and
when she was at length able to sit up
ON the lounge where they had placed
her, she was still so overcome that
burst of hysterical tears came to her
relief ere she could find voice enough to
speak.
"My girls-my reor, dear children
my poor Bertha and Lefty" she
walled, piteously. "My poor. imLcver
ished children, your uncle forgot us be-
fore he died! Oh, what will tecome Of
you-what can your wretched mother
do for you?"
Tears and sobs, sincere and heartfelt
choked her utterance, and she wruns
her hands wildly in the depth Of her
despair.
Mrs. Mowbray, who, with all her SILL
ness. was not heartless, and was ever
ready to sympathize with maternal
grief, shed few tears from sympathy,
and strove to comfort Mrs. Martin ac-
cordirg to her ability.
ut isn't Clare's fault, Mrs. Martin;
she Is not to blame that Mr.. Grayson
loved her beyond any one else in the
world, and. besides. there's Scripture
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
His Defense sufficient.

One of the best defenses in court was
that Of Jacob Simms, young man who
lives at No. 156 West Twenty-second
street, who was charged with assault
ing a Harlem man.
81 certainly did beat him, judge, bu,
he only got what was coming to him
The other night went to call on a
girl. This man and another girl were
also there. Finally. a theater party
was proposed, and we all went to the
Harlem opera house.
IT stepped up to the box Office to get
two tickets for my friend and myself
when he whispers to me: buy four,
and I'll pay you later
II did: and after the show bought q
supper for the crowd. He never said a
word about paying me back I asked
him for his business address, and he
gave me wrong one; hut found him
this evening and he refused to pay up.
Naturally, I thrashed him."
''You did perfectly right. under the
circumstances" said Magistrate Poole.
you are discharged. New York
World.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12

1t. and locked her. elf into 1t. she tnen
n1,prcachcd g large closet on the s'us
of the room next to the sick man, anu
turning tn, handle softly, entered IL.
The closet was used as wardrobe.
and contained a large number of dress
es, hanging upon pegs belonging ~
herself and her daughters
Mrs. Martin carefully pushed asioe
the skirts and revealed the wall at the
back-or, to be more correct. where the
wall had been.
The boarding and plaster had peeh
so carefully removed that nothlng re-
NAMED for a space of about three feet
each way, but n thin layer OF mortar
papered on the other side,
Sc thin wa, it that the device was 8
rather risky ore, and the inventor was
aware that any article of furniture IN
Austin's rccm moved roughly against
that part Of the wall might at any mo-
ment knock hole through 1t, and so
law bare her careful and skiIlful device
at CORRESPONDING. But Mrs. Martin
was accustomed to taking risks, ana
from the first she had cetermlned. oy
any means, to find cut the secret OF the
former acquaintance between Shlrle3
Austin and Francis Ecthune. more
than ever was she now determined ~
20 so. since every Circumstance size
could learn regarding Clarice's lover
might be turned to account.
Having pushed aside the dresses
Mrs. Martin crouched down lntil her
ga, was on a level with the thinnest
part of the partition, and then she dis
tinctly heard the voices of Shirley and
the nurse, though both spoke carefully
and in q low tone.
Austin inquired whether the physi.
clan had yet made his daily visit. and
Naylor, the nurse, replied that DIR.
Bethune had already called, and would
call again: and then, as silence was
resumed. the listener heard long, lew
sick mans lips
''It is all right: can hear the faint.
est sound" she thought ITO day they
will speak Of tie Secret-Whatever 1t
may be--that binds them together. lie
would have spoken yesterday II the
doctor would have allowed. him. How
I feared that might have lost this con-
versation during my absence! A spe-
cial Providence must have sent the
troublesome fellow to sleep when DIR.
Bethune called-Hark! is that the
bell?"
She glided from the closet and from
the room, closing and locking the door
after her, and had just time to reach
her own apartment when gentle tap,
tap, sounded or the door.
ITO BE COntiHncd.l
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
The First SAVINGS Bank.

In the year 1899 the door of the frs
savings bank in the United Kingdom
was opened in the vestry of the parish
church at Wendover. in Buckingham
shire. The rector. Rev. John Smith
with few Of the church wardens
agreed to receive weekly any sum no,
less than I'd, from any poor parishioners
who were able and willing to save from
their earnings. the conditions being
that If the sum deposited were left un-
til the following Christmas, a bonus of
Is would be added to the amount
This. local and philanthropic effor,
was followed in 1910 by the first So
called Bank of Savings" opened and
conducted on something like business
lines. This was started by a Scotch
clergyman. and from this unpretentious
rural bank may be said to have sprung
the system of trustee savings banks.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
ra.x Come, Easy Go.


The man who creeps along. bent ~.
with his spinal column feeling In a ~
dition to snap like q pirestem at .,
minute, would readily give great d,
to get out of his dilemma. and yet N
Is only the commonest form by viii,
lumtago seizes on and twists OUT
shape the musclesk.of the back. Thi.
commonly known as backache. a cr,
In the back. but by whatever name
may be known, end however bad
may be, 10 minutes vigorous rubbi,
with st. Jacobs OIL on the anlich
part will drive out the trouble and con
pletely restore. 1t Is thing SO easI
caught. 1t may be. wondered at vi
there Is not more of 1t, but because
IS so easily cured by st. Jacobs Oil m,
be the very reason we hear so little
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
A villa Goose,

"Say, daddy, I notice in the PAL
that Chicago university is giving aw
ten LII. .. and ten D. d. degre
What do those DIS mean?"
where does this happen?"
cat the University Of Chicago"
"Then they must mean dollars.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Improving.

Bacon-Is your wife improving in ha
cooking?
Egbert-Oh, yes! When I first begal
to eat her food had to have doctor
now I just have to take some LITTLE
thing for digestion which have in thu
aouse.-Yonkers Statesman.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
He Was Satisfied.

IT never axed Providence ter do muc
Ter me-" said the aged colored philoso
pher. EN- after a long en- wearisom
life err trouble amt got muffin cen
de rheumatism, one, wife. ten chillu
en- a mortgage on de house. "-Atlant
Constitution.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
A CIose Co1J.

Don't you talk to your husband ov
The 'phone?"
Never. When I have anything
Importance to say to my husband
want to get near him." Boston Jou
hal,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Halls Catnrrh Cure
/, IL constitutional cure. Price, 75c
An InsinuatiOl,

Willie--Paw, is the devil every place
Father-Yes; every place.. my sol
how. don't bother me any more.
Willie-I won't, paw; but amt 70
afraid to go out after night?-Oh
State Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Ladie. Can Wear shoe.

0001SU 0sS11 W CUE OHUCB
One size smaller after using Allen
Foot a powder. It makes tight d
new shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot
sweating, aching feet, ingrowing nail,
:orns and bunions. All druggists and
,hoe stores, CSC. Trial package FREE
by mail. Address Allen s. Olmsted, |,
Roy, N. Y.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Unne.cccary Alarm.

Mr.. Tijit-Here comes fellow Who
likely to throw something at you.
Mrs. Fijit-Goodness, me. Randol,
Let's leave the theater at once. Wi
is he likely to throw?
Mr.. Fijit-His voice. He is a vent,
oquist, dear."-Ohio State Journal,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Fact and Fashion.

'These trousers are very much wor,
This season." said the tailor. displaying
| his goods.
$50 are the ones I have on" replied
the poet, sadly.-Fun.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
AuNsAl.Hlfx

sweet, indeed. are the uses OF ,d.
Ve'sity; but, as far as our own exner,-
ence goes, we find they clog ON ,bo
stomach rather more quickly than tho
general run Of sweets. -Detroit Io,r.
nal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Out of Place.

Cholly-1 get such frightful headache
htely. Doctor thinks, perhaps. there
some foreign substance in my bwain
Miss Peppery-Ah! An idea, perhaps
philadelphia Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12

Piso's euro is the oes. medicine No ever u,,
for all affections Of the throat and lungs.-Wl
o. ENDsLEY. Vanpuron. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-09-12
Respectfully Declined

MY boy, no cigarettes! If you must
smoke, smoke cigars"
But. father, can't afford it,"
you can use mine"
Il value my friends too highly for
| that. Free Press