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Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1901-01-09

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Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1901-01-09

seven Miners Killed by Gcndarmcs.
seven miners were killed and forty
wounded in an affray at Altgebirg
hungary. between riotous miners and
gendarmes.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1901-01-09

Armour Sot his feet wet. and cold
resulted which confined him 10 his bed
60" some time
Ilr Armour was born in Stock
bridgN Madison County. y. Y, on May
IT, 1882. As boy he divided his
tim" between working on the farm
Gnd going to the academy But before
H. WAS on, of school he gave up farm
chores ana WAS IA business for him
self. He bought cattle from the neigh
boring farmers. hutchcrcd and dressed
them himself. ana then hawlicd the
in"3t about in wagon through Oneida
and Madison Counties.
That WAS Ihc beginning OF Mr. Ar
Inour's business cNrc"r. the first inter
ruDtion oc which was the result of Il
boy and .,irl love affair. Armour and
the girl played hockey from school one
afternoon and went buggy riding The
hoy wHs eHpclicd next day That
marked what is always called the
turning point" i'm Il mans career. ar
mCur went 10 California. He hunted
for gold in California until 1886. hut
his dirt never pauncd ont very we'll
j yielded enough however. to cnahlc
HIM Go uHl," u start in Somcthiu" else.
50 he came last again aS far aS Mil
W1u.-"c. whore inc went into lhc ware
house and grain business.
Then Armour tried pork Dactinr.
; h.ch did pan out well. He soon had
Il fortune of S50pUuD. and formed The
firm of Armour. piankiuton x Co.
with headquarters at Milwaukee and
branches in half a dozen other towns.
In 1871 the headquarters was moved
to Chicago. Before that his brother.
II %. Armour, had established Il grain
commission and pork packing business
IN Chicago. and the Two enterprises
were afterward combined.
1t was not the mere killing of AMI
mails and selling the product that made
tho foundation of tho Armour millions.
T. ID. Armour made his first great
speculative stroke just before the close
al the GIVE War. when pork WINS
quoted at $40. He was confident that
" lth the end of the war the prices Of
all food stui1s would come down So
he sold pork and fought the bulls for
three months successfully. He made
about Sl,00oO0O on that deal.
In 1870 and 1880 he was n bull when
The bears were short about 600 900
barrels Of pork. He corncred the mar
Ret. ana his profits were estimated all
Tn" way from S2,5OOO0O TO $4,000. 900
Ihe next year with his brother he
went into gigantic deal i'm wheat AMI
rs bnllS made ah0ut $1,000. 900 but
didn't let 80 soon enough. ana lost IL
all
For the last five years his fortune
has been estimated ut $40. .GG0.OO0
Mr.. Armour WAS married I'm October
lSd2 10 Miss MHlvina Belle Ogden
the only daughter of Jonathan Ogden
OF Cincinnati. They had two sons. I
ogden Armour. who was married on
May IL. 1891. 80 Miss Lolita Hughes
sheldon. of Sul'i"ld. Conn, ana Philip
ID. Armour. .Ir.. who married on 40
Ncmhcr G, 1850, Miss Nay Elizabetb
Lester. of Chicago The Younger
Phiiip died last winter. He icft two
boys
Mr.. Armour did much in The way Of
charity ard philanthropy. HIS uot
enterprises of that Kind were tic Ar.
lnour Mission and th" Armour Ipsii-
iuio. school Of technology in CHI
c'go. They represent an investment
amounting to S2.5O0.O0O. aud Mr.. Ar.
iHour frequently said that he had
never made a better investment
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1901-01-09
MILLIONS IN DIVIDENDS
About Sl75,OO0, 900 Was Distributed
at the Beginning Of the Year,
TIE LARGEST SUM EYER KNOWN

Co"niin;, out Sn:inrS Rank Dcp"sitors. u
H. Estimated That the Greatest Part
Went iu'o III" Hands of Fcw-a
Mc'n"r"hic Day in ttc History or tn,
C"unirS-t;ccoriIs Of rust Years
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1901-01-09
Slonnir7r Eor Sorricn.

'IrnmS - .ul - m.N,d ,.ccpt suudAyt
utt we 'I..d dci iurt tjou. HAMBURG
tbHi5 C.ccit sunday
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
What Became Of Parker.

The above comedy was given at the
Kings Daughters hall last Friday even
ing to fair sized house, under the aus
pieces of the K. Of P. Lodge, No. 1Os. South
ern Pines, and was the second of series
| of entertainments to be given by those
clever people. The scene of this play.
which is one of Maurice Hageman s, is in
Chicago, and Fred Parker. N. Tilghman
has very annoying time in following
Vivian Parker, a suspected wife-Mrs.
Dorothy Irvin-off to a watering place,
only to realize that James Jones-Will j.
Irvin-was in love with Growler's-W. D.
Bruhn-niece-Mrs 8. W, Thomas.
The cast was as follows, and each one
deserves. and have had much praise for
the ability shown:
Fred Parker, an cratic husband, j. H,
Tilgeman.
William Terrence. his partner H. O. =
Parker.
jeremiah GROWER, an imaginary invalid,
w. d. Bruhn.
James Jones, impulsive but persistent,
Will j. Irwin.
Mr. Harrison. with right to the name,
Allan Hall.
DR.. Rogers, house physician, C.McQueen
Sergeant Ripley, Henry Weber.
Otto Blickenheimer, j. w. Elliott.
Vivian Parker. a suspected wife, Mrs.
Dorothy Irwin.
Miss Green, her maiden aunt Miss Ger
trude Eas tman. /.
Hebe Worthy, Growers neice, Mrs. S.
w. Thomas.
Cora maid at Parker"s, Miss Mary FL
liott
G. A. Kimball Musical Director,
The same comedy was presented at
Plnehurst the evening before, by the same
cast, and the net sum of $50 added to the
K. P. treasury.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
SAVED HIS LIFE,

'l wish to say that feel I owe my life
to Kodol Dyspepsia Cure" whites H G
Christensen of Hayf1eld, MINI "For three
years was troubled with dyspepsia so
that could hold nothing on my stomach,
Many times I would be unable to retain
morsel of food Finally was confined to
to my bed Doctors said I could not live
l read one of your advertisements on Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure and thought it fit my
case and commenced it's use began to
improve from the first bottle Now am
cured and recommend it to all" Digests
your food Cures all stomach troubles
Johnsons Pharmacy
New officers of K. of P. Lodge:
j. W. Elliott {. O.; A. M. Clarke
N. c.; John Huttenhaur P; W. D.
Bruhn K. or r. and s.; E. Ii. Weav-
er M. A.; H. Weber M. W.; Ed
Weaver M. F.; Fl. 0. Parker M. E.
@. L. Hayes l. G.; G. Mcqueen O.G.
C.E Peck. station agent, has recovered
from very trying operation TO assure
operation by DR. SWEET Mr. Peck has been
ordered by the railway company to look
after the Plnehurst business for the season
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
Fire Alarm!

DR.. Edwin Gladmon came near get
ting out of business Christmas Day.
Just as our people were getting
ready to feast the inner man, c. L.
Hayes STOPPED the proceedings by
vigorously pulling the cord to the
fire. fire being discovered in The
Southern Pines Sanitarium. 1t
caught from the furnace, first floor
above, and was the result of improper
ly arranged registers. In ramark-
ably short time both Nos. I and 2
hose companies were on the scene
and stream of water ready, but
nothing could be done until a hole
was cut in the inner partition, so that
stream could be turned on. It was
soon extinguished. Damageto build
ing, carpets, walls, ETC., will amount
to about $500. 90, fully covered by in
surance. 1t was lucky escape.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
A WOMAN'S AWFUL PERIL.

There is only one chance to save your
life and that is through an operation"
were the startling words heard by Mrs
I. B, Hunt of Lime Ridge, Wis, from her
doctor after he had vainly tried to cure
her of frightful case of stomach trouble
and yellow jaundice. Gall stones had
formed and she constantly grew worse
Then she began to use Electric Bitters
which wholly cured her. It's a wonder
full Stomach, Liver and Kidney remedy.
Cures Dyspepsia. Loss of Appetite. Try
it. Only Sc cts. Guaranteed. For sale
by all Druggists.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27

The excursion planned by Messrs.
Mcqueen & Elliott, to the Pine For
est on the 20, YVES nipped in the bud
by rain. In order that the many who
had anticipated a treat may not be
disappointed it is the intention of the
promoters to have it take place on
Tuesday next, 81 inst, weather per-.
hitting.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27

A. j. Smell wanted to attend party.
but was afraid to do on account of pains
in his stomach, which he feared would
grow worse. He says. II was telling my
troubles to lady. friend, who said:
"Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di ar-
rhoea Remedy will put you in condition
for the party 1 bought bottle and take
pleasure in stating that two doses cured
me and enabled me to have good time
at the party" MIR. Smell is reeident of
Summer Hill, N, Y. This remedy is for
sale by Johnsons Pharmacy.
H. I Thurston is here from Lin
colnton for few days.
Pleasant calls this week from |.
L. Sanborn, who has charge OF
Giles Photograph gallery. He is
an experienced artist.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Marvin and
daughter were guests at dinner at
Kimball Cottage Christmas day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bergtold Of Buffalo,
N. Y. we're at Kimball Cottage a
while last wee before going to
Pinehurst wbe they will spend
the winter.
Our Christmas story will
be continued next week.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
At M NUTES.

The editor had a vacation of AZ
minutes Christmas day and made
three visits, first to the Prospect
House, where he enjoyed a few min
utes conversation with the proprie-
tress, Mrs. M. NJ. Bartram. She is
now entertaining twelve regular
guests, and furnishing extra meals
for several others; has all modern
conveniences-I6 rooms, and reports
business good. She keeps nice,
comfortable and pleasant house,
Next to the Inn, where the manager
Leon St. John, had word Of welcome,
and report that the season so far is
on an average with last winter.
Christmas Day was gay and joyous
one at the Finey Woods Inn. A very
large and beautiful tree was placed in
the sun parlor adjoining the office.
In ALL there are nine children at the
Inn SO it is needless to say that the
guests spent merry Christmas.
Next we fell in for the remaining
four minutes with Proprietor Giles,
where he was busy reading the item
in last weeks FREE PRESS, which
had been copied in a Meriden, Conn.
paper. For Christmas dinner we
found registered, E w. McGiven,
Richmond; E. Lambert, New York,
E. w. Burmap and wife, Lowell, and
Ia others.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
For Sale!

The subscriber wishing to change bis
business offers his spring bed machinery,
fixtures and right to sell in North and
South Carolina at a low price. Has also
few spring beds and cots left. Will sell
or less than cost. G.. D. TARBELL.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27

Miss Alice Johnson, Of Johnson S
Pharmacy, who is attending the Wo-
man S Medical college Of Pennsylva
MIA, at Philadelphia, is home for the
holidays. She will return in a few
DAYS.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27
PERFUMES.

Our holiday stock of Perfumes is ready for your
inspection. We have larger assortment than usual,
both in packages and in bulk. The packages es.
pecially handsome. Any of them would makea
very acceptable Christmas present for your friend.
Here are some of the popular odors-American Rose,
White Rose Grab Apple, Carnation Pink True Vic.
let, Heliotrope Bouquets Come and see display
before the prettiest.are gone
J0HNS0N'S PHARMACY.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27

Miss Hughes and her niece, Miss
Spirrel of Cumberland, Md, ar
rived in town this morning and
will remain at Kimball Cottage un-
til they secure rooms for house.
keeping.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-27

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. ?. Titcomb and
daughaets, and Mr.. and Miss Todd
Of Amesbury. Mass, slapped at
Southern Pines last week on aheir
way to St. Petersburg, Fla, and
were at Kimball Cottage. The
whole party intend stopping here
several weeks in March.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
IN THE INTERESTS OF FARMERS

Just as the rental value falls as you
approach the rural districts, so will
the single tax become light as you
approach the farming districts, where
land values are smallest. One acre
of the land sold as / have stated, in
the city of New York, would pay as
much taxes. under the single tax sys
tem as 1000 farms of 100 acres each,
worth on the average $50 per acre.
The proportion of taxes now paid by
farmers upon their lands and improve
ments and personal property and in
direct taxes upon their clothing, farm
ing utensils, ETC., is very much greater,
with respect to city property, than it
would be under the single tax system.
Under the present system the spec
ulators in unimproved farm lands get
the benefit of all that the working
farmers do to build up the neighbor-
hoods in which their lands lie, yet
contribute nothing in personal service,
and comparatively nothing in taxes, to
either the public or private enterprises
that build up the value of their lands.
Under the single tax system the set
Element of land would proceed by reg
ular stages from the centers of in
dustry and commerce. Every tract of
land would have an improving and
occupying owner, bearing his share OF
all common burdens and contributing
to all public enterprises for the i'm
provement of roads and the better
ment of social and industrial condi-
tions.
These and innumerable other ad-
vantages would come naturally to all
farmers. But the census returns show
that more than one-third of the farm
ers of the United States are now ten
ants, and that the transformation
from occupying owners to tenant farm
ers is going on more rapidly than ever
before in the history of the country.
Surely they have nothing to fear from
system that would bring to them
the advantages of which have spoken
and which would place the entire bur-
den of taxation upon the margin Of
production which they now pay as
rent to private owners.-Hon.
James G. Mcguire.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
A SHORT CATECHISM.

@. How would the people of the
United States be gamers by free
trade?
A. They would escape the enormous
burdens now imposed on them by rea-
son of a tariff averaging over so per
cent on nearly every essential of life,
except staple agricultural products.
@. The tariff applies only to i'm
ported commodities; can not Ameri-
cans escape the tariff by buying home
made goods?
A. They can not, because the Amer
lean manufacturer naturally adds to
the price Of his goods nearly the full
amount of the tariff on the foreign
article, SO that whether you buy the
domestic or the foreign article you
never escape the tariff.
@. But England has free trade, or
nearly so then why is the English
man seemingly no better off?
A. The growth of Englands trade
has been phenomenal, and the cost Of
living has been enormously reduced.
The reason why the laboring classes
are still in the depths of poverty is be-
cause the profit from returns goes to
maintain the landed proprietors, and
also keep huge police power to ses
that the privileged interests are Sc
cured at home and ab-red.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
A VISIT TO LEO TOLSTOI.

The Illustrated Magazine supplement
of the New York Times contains full
page translation from an article by
"Guercus" in lie Mode Illustre." "A
Visit to Count Tolstoi." The author of
those imperishable monuments Anna
harenina' and War and Peace" says:
How do they dare to talk of disarma-
ment so long as the politics of piracy
are practiced by the world the policy
of territorial extension that we are
pursuing in the remote East, and
where, under the form of colonial eX-
pansion, other nations are doing the
same thing? War, from whatever as
pect you regard it, is the existence
which the modern state lays upon
man."
The great Russians ardent support
of the Henry George philosophy is
we'll known, and, like all single takers,
he seized the opportunity of the writer's
visit, to point out that land monopoly
is at the root of all social ills. The
count concluded the interview with
the following little story:
MY gardeners son." he said, asked
the other day:
To whom do these lands belong"
TO the countess
"'And those lands over there?'
"'To the countess
land those lands still further
away?'
ITO the countess
But why should all these lands
belong to the countess?'"
And Tolstoi concluded: THAT is the
idea of justice. In its naive expression
it came forth from the mouth Of a
child"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

;een done in the case Of all the other
land grant railroads, would there be
so much need of reform as there is
now? Instead Of that we have given
away for nothing vast empires of fer
tile land to politicians and specula-
tors.
There was no talk of reform, for
there was no need of reform in those
ancient days.
Then we had such statesmen as
Douglas, Lincoln, Seward Benton and
Sumner, whose very names were the
synonyms of honesty and honor We
have now a government by the hired
hands of plutocracy and the greater
the rascal the higher he climbs. There
fore it is that the people have ere
form spasms" and those spasms will
continue to grow more violent every
year.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
soRN BEFORE REFORMERS.

The Illinois Central Railroad com
pany celebrated it's fiftieth anniver-
sary on Saturday night. The road
was built at time when there was
no talk of public ownership when
corporation batting had not become
hobby in Chicago and when sandbag-
cling as a fine art was still unknown.
Yet its payments into the state trea-
sury have amounted in half century
to $4,000, 000-a sum sufficient not
only to wipe out the war debt of Hi
nois. but to assist materially in main
tanning. worthy state institutions.
Moreover. the Illinois Central Rail
road company has increased the tax
able valuation of Illinois property
and the wealth of Illinois people by
hundreds of millions. And it has
done all this as the result of legisla-
ton that was enacted forty-five years
before a single reform spasm had
seized upon our people.-Inter-Ocean
There was no reason for reform
spasms" when the Illinois Central
railroad was chartered. Statesmen
were honest in those days. There
was no Hanna, Quay, Elkins or Platt
then.
Stephen A. Douglas wrote the char
ter for the Illi.ois Central and gave
It its land grant. He coupled that
gift with a condition that said road
should pay to the state of Illinois
seven per cent Of Its gross earnings
forever. Suppose the same thing had
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
Beware OF Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury.

AS mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering 1t through the mucous surfaces
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputa BILE physicians, as the
damage they will do is tenfold to the good you
Cure, manufactured by +. j. Cheney g. Co.,
Toledo. o., contains no mercury, and Is taken
internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.
1t is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by f. j. Cheney s. Co. Testimonials free. Sold
by Druggists. price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you
tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O2
1t is delicious and nourishing, and takes the
place of coffee The more Grain-O you give
the children the more health you distribute
through their systems Grain-O is made OF
pure grains, and when properly prepared
tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but
costs about n as much. All grocers sell 1t
16c and 25c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22
Trv 0rain-Ol Try Grain-Oi

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you q
package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink
that takes the place Of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
adult. All who try it, like it. GRAlN-O has
that rich seal brown Of Mocha or Java, but
it is made from pure grains, and the most
delicate stomach receives it without dis
tress. Il the price of coffee. l5c and 20 cts
per package. Sold by all grocers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

There are great many Remedies,
but there is one CURE for poor com
plexion that is Garfield Tea which
cures by purifying the Blood, thus Re-
moving the Cause.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

An invalid is contradiction whom
he u IN impatient patient
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Pain relieved, sickness prevented, by
timely use of Wizard Oil. Keep it al
ways in the home.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

wANTED-Men with rig to advertise and introduce
Monarch Poultry Mixture. Straight salary el5OO
weekly and expenses. Address with stamp Monarch
Manufacturing Co.. Box $50, Sprlngneld. lllihols'
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs THos. RoBBINs'
Maple Street, Norwich, N Y, Feb. II, 1900
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUlN1NE TABLETS. AL
druggists refund the money II 1T fails to cure.
E w. Groves signature is on the box. 25c-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

The dentist fills long-felt wants that
aren't wanted.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Red Cross Ball Blue Is the best in
the world. Large ZOE. package &c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

A womans heart, like the man,
should have but one man in it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Honeyed phrases are very apt to
have flies on them.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Love may laugh at the locksmith,
but never at the goldsmith.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Original ideas resemble clocks when
they strike one.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Dyeing is as simple as washing when
you use PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

Entertaining a hope is never dis
| interested act of hospitality.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

The only exercise some fellows take
is in rushing the growler.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

If you would mend your ways you
must take a stitch in time.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

The professional shoplifter isn't
necessarily a strong person.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

The pen is mightier than the sword
when it comes to signing checks.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-22

He who drinks the health of every
body drinks away his own.