The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-31

olun't know he'd liver been away"
said Mr.. Hennessy.
'.Oh, he has that" said Mr. Dooley.
Hes been maxim what Hogan calls tn
gran tower. He's been to New York
an to Cork an he see his rilitives. an,
now he's come home FIR to thry to get
even"
did he bring anything back?" asked
Hennessy.
He started to- said Mr.. Dooley.
"Befure he left Queenstown, he laid in
a supply iv TIN stimuIant that's made
tn Irish tn finest potes an revolution
lists an the poorest bookkeepers in tn
wurruld, an a dozen or two iv black
thorn sticks FIR frinds iv his on tn
polls. He had a most tumulchuse wage
Inere was man played tn accorjeen
all tn way acrost. Glad he was to see
tn pleasant fields iv Moo Jarsey an tn
sthreet-cleanin' departments scows go
in out to sea an tn la-ad firm tn
health boord comm aboord an askin
ivrybody did they have tn smallpox an
was they convicts. There was Roo
shian aboord that d been run out iv
Rooshia because he cud r-read, an peo-
pie thought he was gettin' r-ready to peg
something at tn Gar, an Hannigan an
him got to be great frinds. AS they
shtud on tn deck Hannigan banged him
on tn back an says he: Look he says
with III tears r-runnin' down his cheeks.
He was wanSt in tn legislature.
Look he says, we poor down. hrodden
serf,' he says. Behold tn land iv free
DOM he says, .on'y tn other man don't
know it, he says. That flag which 1
can't see, but L know tbs there he says,
floats over no race iv slaves he says.
'Whin / shtep off TIL boat he says, I'll
put me box on me Shoulder" he says,
an I'll be as free as amy man alive,
he says, am if e'er a sowl speaks 10
me, I'll give him a dhrink out iv tn
| bottle or belt, with tn blackthorn,'
he says. am little / care which it is
he says. Land iv liberty he says. L
salute ye,' he says, wavin' his hat at
soap-facthry. Have We declared YETI
says man at his elbow. Declared
what? says Hannigan. TIL things we
| have in tn box says tn man. I have
not, says Hannigan. TIL contints iv
that crate is sacred between me an me-
silf,' he says. Well says TIL man, 'ye'd
betther slide down tn companyionway
or stairs to tn basement iv tn ship
an tell what We know, he says.
We'll, Hannigan is an Irish Raypub-
lican that does what he's told, SO he
wint down stairs, an there was a lot
iiv la-ads settin' ar-round table an,
says wan iv thin: What's ye'er name.
Tim Hannigau, an ar-re We a citizen
" this ceunthry?' Well, glory be to tn
saintsi' says Hannigan Sc that ain t
/ Petite Casey, tn tailor's soa. Well, how
! ARE ye an what ar-re we dom down
here?' he says. Tn customs inspic-
/ tor says tn boy 'Tis a good job,
mesilf but 1 jined tn wrong organ
ization.' he says. Step out an have a
drink, he says. I've a bottle w 4tisn
/ whiskey in my thrunk thatd make We
think We was swallowin pin-cushion,'
he says. ''Sh-h,' says Petite Casey.
! Man alive, yen be in tn lookup in
another minyit if We don't keep quite.
That fellow behind ye is mannyfac-
threr iv Irish whiskey in Bleecker
Sthreet, an he's hand in glove with
Mack he says. Well, anyhow, says
Hannigan5 I want to give We a black
thorn stick FIR ye'er father he says.
: Lord. bless me sowIr says tn boy. Yell
lose5 me me job yet That fellow with
tn fr-red hair is tn. principal Railway
dealer IN backthorns. His name is
Schmidt, an Mack sinds him down here
FIR to see that tn infant INDUSTRIES iv
Runway don't get tn worst iv 1t firm
tn spauper labor iv Europe he says.
With Tat, TIN chief inspector COME up
says, ON ye'er wurrud iv honor as an
| Irish gintleman an an American citi-
I zen,' he says have we anything in that
box that we cud We paid more FIR in this
counthry?' On me wurrud iv honor,
says Hannigan. L believe ye,' says tn
chief. Swear him Ye know IN solemn
ity iv an oath. Ye do solemnly swear
be this an be that that We have not
been lynn all this time like tn knavish
f1-a- II I, No. L.
/ says. swear" says Hannigan That
will suffice, says tn chief Go down on
tn dock an be searched, he says.
"Hannigan says he whit down on tn
dock practisin' the lock-step, so he wud-
dent seem green whin they put him In
FIR perjury. | won's tell we what he see
on tn dock No, / won't, Hinnissy
'Tisn't anything We ought to know, on
less we're goin' into tn dhry-goods bust
ness. Hannigan says they hadn't got
halfway to tn bottom iv tn Trunks, an
j there wasn't a woman firm tn boat that
he'd dare to look in tn face. He tur-
/ rned away with a blush an see his wife
an childher standiR, behind tn bars Nv
a fince, an he started FIR thin. 'HoI
| On there says a polisman. Where are
We goin'?' he says. ITO see me wife, We
gom, says Hannigan. 'Ye can't see her
till we look at what we've got in tn
box, says til copper. 'Ye'er domestic
jooties can wait ontiI we see about tn
Others says he, 'Ye're prisoner says
he. till we prove that We ought to be,
he says. With that Mrs. }Hannigan calls
out: Tim, she says. .Pah-pah,' she
says. 'Ar-re We undher arrest? she says
What ARE ye charged within She says
'Threason,' says he. I whit away firm
home lie says, But that's no crime,
she says. Yes it Isl says he I come
back he says.
with that another inspector come
along an he says: Open that thrunk,
says he. Cut tn rope he says. Boys
bring an axe an lave us see what this
smuggler has In tn box he says
! What's this? blackthorn cane! Con.
fiscate 1t. A bottle ~ whiskey! Put II
aside FIR Evidence. A coat! Miscreent
A pair iv pants. Ye perjured ruffyan
Don't We know We can get nearly as good
a pair iv pants FIR twice tn money In
this country? Three collars? Hyena
A bar iv soap. An this man calls him.
self pathriot! Where did We get that
thrunk? It looks foreign. I'll take It
Me man. he says, we have taken a long
chanst,' he says, but I won't be hard or
We YEN need clothes he cova