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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

for your Christmas and New Year is
offered by the Texas & Pacific Railway
company. This popular line which has
always been most prominent in handl-
ing oliday Excursions will sell round
trip tickets between all points on their
line in Texas and Louisiana and to
points on other lines in Texas on De
cember 23rd, oath, 26th and 31st, and
January 1st, with a final limit 20 re-
turn as late as January 3rd 1902, at
rate of fare and a third for the round
trip. Also on December 21st, 22nd, and
23rd will sell round trip tickets to
points in Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota,
Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas. In
dian and Oklahoma Territories, North
nd South Dakota, Nebraska, all South
ern States ana to Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo, Colorado and to
Mexico at rate of fare and third
fon the round trip. These latter tickets
he limited to return 80 days from
date of sale Choice of inviting routes
will be offered and every politeness
will be shown and every effort made
y our employees to see tnat patrons are
enabled to make trip pleasantly and
comfortably and our equipment cannot
be equalled.
For further information in regard
TO sleeping car accommodations, rates,
etc, see any ticket agent or write n. p.
Hughes, Travelling Passenger Ngent
Ft. Worth, or f. p. Turner, General
Passenger and Ticket agent, the Texas
& Pacific Railway company, Dallas
Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
SANTA FE EXCURSION.

Holiday Excursion Tickets to Local
Points and to Points on Connecting
Lines In Texas.
For the Holiday excursions we will
sell excursion tickets between any
points on our line and to points on
connecting lines in Texas at rate Of
one and one-third fares for round trip,
minimum round trip rate to be soc.
Dates of sale December 23d, gath,
25th, 26th, 31st, 1901, and January 1st.
1902. All tickets limited to continuous
passage in each direction and to Jan
uary 3rd, 1902 for final return.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
4 TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

One small bottle of Halls Great
Discovery cures all kidney and blad-
der troubles, removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emission, weak
and lame back, rheumatism and all
Irregularities of the kidneys and
bladder in both women and men.
Regulates bladder trouble in children.
If not sold by your druggist, will be
sent by mail on receipt of 81. One
small bottle is two months treatment
and will cure any cause above men.
toned. DIR. Il. w. HALL.
Sole manufacturer st. Louis, Mo, for
merly of Waco, Texas.
Sold by all druggist and w. B.
Frame, Ardmore, |. T.
READ THIS.
Waco, Texas, Oct. 8, 1901.
DR.. Il. w. Hall, st. Louis: Dear
Sir-Replying to your inquiry regard
ing the Texas Wonder, Halls Great
Discovery, 1 wish to say that | regard
II as the most wonderful of any medi-
cine | have any knowledge of. | firm
ly believe it cured me of a severe kid
ney trouble in 1897 as since that time
| have passed a rigid examination for
life insurance. | cheerfully recommend
II TO any one suffering with kidney
trouble. Nose respectfully, HORACE
M. MINER.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
FOley's Honey and Tar
f2- children. f2fe. sure. No opiates.
Holiday Rates.

The Choctaw Route will sell tickets
from points in Indian and Oklahoma
Territories to points in Arkansas at
one and one-third fare for the round
trip. with final return limit of thirty
days.
Dates of sale Dec. 81, 22 and 23rd.
For full information call on nearest
agent or write
JNO. w. TEDFORD, T. p. A..
Oklahoma City, o. T.
C. B. HART, G. w. A.,
Oklahoma City, o. T,
GEO. II. LEE, G. p. & T. A.,
Little Rock, Ark.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
THE BURLlNoToN's NEW FAST
DENVER TRAIN.

"The Nebraska Colorado Express" T"
now leaves Kansas City at 1886 p m.
arriving Denver S.15 p. m next day,
three hours quicker. This convenient
hour of departure allows travellers
arriving Kansas City on afternoon
trains. a few hours for business or for
visiting in this attractive city; arrival
Denver at 3.15 p. m. gives few hours
that afternoon in Denver before leav-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
Fully Insured,

You and we are both insured against
loss. for the manufacturers agree to
refund the purchase price If you do not
realize what they claim for DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin in cases of consti-
patton, indigestion, sick headache or
stomach trouble. Sold by w. B. Frame,
Ardmore and Madill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

The disposition of children largely
depends upon health. If they are
troubled with worms, they will be ir-
ritable, cross, feverish, and perhaps
seriously sick Whites Cream Vermi-
fuge is a worm eXpeller and tonic to
make them healthy and cheerful. Price
25 cts. W. B. Frame, City Drug
. Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

ing for the West through Scenic Colo
rado through chair cars, sleepers and
dining cars.
To go through Denver without see
ing Denver is to go through France
without seeing Paris.
The Burlington's morning Denver
Express leaves Kansas City at 10:4O
a. IN.
Personally conducted California Ex-
cursions in through tourists sleepers
from Kansas City every Wednesday
and Thursday morning via Scenic
Colorado.
TO THE NORTHWEST.
"The Burlington-Northern Pacific
Express" is the great daily through
train. It's the time saver to the entire
upper Northwest country.
Describe to us your proposed trip
and let us quote you the lowest cost,
send you printed matter, free. etc.
L. J. BRIckER, T. p. A., s23 Main st.
Kansas City, Mo. ,,,
L. w. WAkELEY, Gen1 Pass'r Agent,
ST. Louis, Mo.
HOWARD ELLIOT, General Manager,
st. Louis, Mo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

We offer a china dinner set of 101
pieces for s22. If you want to provide
your home with something really hand
some during tine holidays you can:
beat this offer Il. holland. 15-6t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16
TO THE NORTHWEST.

Chas Replogle, Atwater. A.. was in
very bad scrape. He says: 81 suffered
a great deal with my kidneys and was
requested to try Eoley's Honey and
Kidney Cure. did so and in four days
was able to go TO work again, now |
am entirely well. Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

There are few ailments so uncom-
Portable as piles, but they can easily
be cured by using Tabler's Buckeye
Pile Ointment. Relief follows its use,
and any one suffering from piles can
not afford to neglect to give 1t a trial
Price. 80 cts. in bottles, tubes 70 cts.
w. B. Frame, City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

Have you a cold? A dose of Ballard s
Horehounu Syrup at bedtime will re-
move it. Price 25 cts. w. b. Frame,
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

To Cure Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Sour stomach or heartburn, take Rex
Dyspepsia Tablets. All druggists are
authorized TO refund money II they
fail to cure. Price soc per package.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-16

A cold, cough or la grippe can be nip.
ped in the bud, with a dose or two OF
Foley's Honey and Tar. Beware OF
substitutes. Bonner & Bonner.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20

doctor said it wouldn't hurt me to talk today
 ''If it cost you dollar to talk said the judge i've will have to make that dollar back out of the costs. What did Henry ! and Clara do?"
 "Jedge," said Henry "dat oman is my wife an case spent 50 cents fur CT era wat she began ter cuss an cavort an hit tat me wid CT ax."
 ledge" said Clara, 'T'se gwine ter tell de truf I jest paid fine last week fur X lyin' an I ain't got no mo money |. cum home las night an my husband wouldn't let me in de house. It's my thouse, jedge, cage I pays de rent. Den | he fru de baby outen de window an l ! said Baby its time ter send fur de per K lice"
 "'Taint no baby, jedge," said Henry. Its CT four year old"
 ''The child came after me-" said the officer. An I run in de house, jedge," continu- | ed Henry, 'an' shut de do ter keep from bein' hit in de he'd by an ax." "Does Clara belong to the Woodmen Of the World, that she feels authorized to use an axe?" enquired the judge.
 "shes got Injun blood in her, jedse,' said Henry "and she thought dat ax war CT tommyhawk."
 "She was trying to scalp you, was she?"
 "Yessir."
 Did she have a scalper's ticket?"
 No, sah. She's got CT pawn ticket for my razor."
 q had ter pawn dat razor,' said Clara, ito keep dat man frum carvin' me"
 ''I suppose said the judge, ''he thought
 he had d right to carve out his fortune or misfortune-whichever you happen to be-"
 "I dunno bout dat, jedge, but he sure | said he war gwine ter carve me ter de l heart" He must confine his carving operations | to possums," said the judge. 'As for
 you, Clara I will have to fine you s5." | "Pedge," said Clara, II don't see how you kin fine me. I don't do ruffin' but | work out fines." "I hope you will work out your saliva | tion at the same time," said the judge.
 "Cal the next case, MT Clerk
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
Taking a Ride.

'The next" said the clerk, Ifs Phryne Goodman, assault and battery"
 ''Td like that case passed said an of- ficer. "The prosecuting witness Is sick with smallpox and I think the defendant is crazy"
 "All right" said the judge. "Call an- other, MT. Clerk"
 "William Sandman, assault with intent to murder said the clerk.
 This case has been mol pressed, Mr. Clerk and the defendant delivered to the sheriff on a capias," said the judge.
 'I understand the other man was de- livered to the undertaken on a shutter" said the clerk.
 That Is immaterial, irrelevant and ul- tra vires," said, the judge. Gall the next"
 "The next is Hackensack Meadows and James Wildman, charged with not paying a hackman," said the clerk
 Are you innocent or not guilty?" asked the judge.
 Were not guilty said the defendants.
 'I drove dem men around fer free hours an a half" said the hackman. "Dey promised me CT dollar CT hour. QrlN em TOuDu du TOutlu all dell dty got out at CT restaurant an sad dey warn't gwine ter gimme but CT quarter. Den dey cum back an I driv' 'em around sum mo, an dey got out an se'd dey warnt gwine ter pay me muffin. Den I got der perlice ter git dem''
 q came to town, your honor, from Ems ley on the dummy which was behind time," said MT. Meadows.
 You mean 1t was behind the times," said the judge.
 "Yes, sir"
 You did not perfer to come on the fast mail?" asked the judge.
 "No sir. l am not a fast male. I had never ridden on anything before, and I liked the sensation. Then I hired a hack and drove around in that, but didn't like 1t so much and offered the man a quarter, but he locked me up in the hack and said he was going to drive two dollars and a half out of me-
 Judge" said MT. Wildman, 'T ca)ne from Pratt City" "Glad to make your acquaintance, Mr.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
-.

had tied uF Brush in my hand kerchief and was Backed and ready to take the first train could had tried all the Pullman cars that morning. and none of them would have me. Then tried the ordinary cars, with the same re- suit, and even tried some of the venti- lated freight cars-you know. I must have fresh air. judge"
 T think you need fresh water more" :" said the judge; "but proceed"
 None of them would give me a ride, judge. All they gave me was the marble heart. I can't walk out of town, judge l am too proud to walk"
 This Is the third time you have been here for vagrancy, MT. Going" said the judge, and each time have ordered you to leave town. The rule is, going. going, gone. You are not gone. and have vio- lated this rule. l am therefore going to fine you 5. You can at least oblge me by going to jail You will be out of town there, so far as the public Is concerned"
The age-herald., 1901-03-20

after supper The wheels and the town were going round, and we were going round the town"
 The officer said the hackman had sin gle hack and was only entitled to 1.50.
 'In that event I will discharge the de- fendants with good recommendation said the judge, "and tax the hackman with the costs While his medical treat ment may have benefited one of the de- fendants, his legal treatment has bene- fited nobody but the city"
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
Three Strikes and Out.

Judge" said an officer, pointing to weary Willie with a wee bit of smile which a drop of beer would have changed into a merry ha! ha! this is J. c. Going. I found him at the depot last night and couldn't tell whether he was drunk or crazy or a mixture of both, so I arrested him so your honor could find out the trouble"
 Come around, Going" said the judge. Didn't I tell you to got out of town the last time you were here?"
 q was trying to go, judge,' said the defendant, when this man arrested me-.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
office of Civ Englneer.
Birmingham. Ala. March 8. 1901.

Sealed proposals will be received at this office until 12 o'clock, noon. Wednesday, March 20. 1901, for certain street grading, macadamizing, curbing. artificial stone sidewalk paving brick gutter paving and storm sewers.
 Each party bidding must accompany his bids with a certified check for s150 made payable to the Mayor and Alder men of Birmingham, to insure making of contract and bond. Specifications may be obtained at this office. Right Is reserved to reject any and all bids. Bond will be required
 (Signed) JULIAN KENDRICK,
 3-s-td City Engineer.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20

REV. R. c. KIRKLAND.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
2v{e's SvtAe SragedAcs -.s~
 BY FRANK HARVEY MILLER.
" FRANK HARVEY MILLER.

wlldman." said the judge. How Is every thing at Pratt mines-excuse me, I mean Pratt City"
 Things is lookin' up a little, judge, Mir. Green is putting new roof on his house."
 Glad to hear it. said the judge. Tell me what you don't know about the hack man."
 Well as I say. judge. I come from Pratt City on the dummy. l met MT. Meadows and we got the hackman to
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
A TEXAS WONDER.
HaII's creat DIscovefy.

One small bottle of Halls Greai DIS covery cures all kidney and btaaoe' troubles. removes gravel. cures dlapetes' seminal emissions. weak and lame paoss' Rheumatism and all Irregularities or ths kidneys and bladder in both men anu women, regulates bladder troubles III children. One small bottle in two months treatment, and will cure any case above mentioned. Price sOo. Dr. E. W. Hall' sole manufacturers, P. o. Box 62s, St: Louis. Mo. Send for testimonials soio by all druggists.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
volina. Ala, July 1, 1899.

Volina, Ala, July l, logg. pr. E. ". Hall. at Louis. Mo.-pear SIT; I wish to state that have been constant sufferer for a number or years rom kidney complaint, and have never found remedy that relieved me so muSh is. as one bottle of The Texas Wonder haii Great Discovery, and l feel thankful TOT the great and beneficial results believing that one more bottle will effect a cure, and may the Lord bless you in your good work. Truly yours,
 REV. R. c. KIRKLAND.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
Seven eunners Killed.

Bombay, Wednesday. March 2O-seven gunners were killed by the explosion of a Howtzer shell at Secunderabad, India, today.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
Clara as 3 Worker.

'The court will please come to order" said Judge Feagin as he took his seat behind the judges desk in the Police Court
 Take seats gentlemen" called out the sheriff Those who can't take a seat must take themselves off There's no standing room here today"
 Its always standing room only with me-" said an officer. q never do get a seat
 "Officers ought to stand up to what they do." said the judge. Besides. you some times get a seat in the witness chair"
 T don't get any rest there, your honor. on account of these lawyers. They al- ways make me cross by cross examina- tion."
 T suppose one cross word brings on another" said the judge, "and that you can't stand it.
 No, sir, I can't stand it, especially when they tell me to stand aside. I don't like side step"
 All this Is rather side remarks" said the judge. Let's try the first case"
 Henry Blue and Clara Blue-disorder- ly conduct" called out the clerk.
 You seem to have found your voice this morning. said the judge.
 .'Yes, sir" said the clerk. "I found a dollar and had my throat sprayed. The
The age-herald., 1901-03-20
Drink FALSTAFF Beer.

For quick and good repairs z any kind of machinery, phon E21o. John D. Lykes.
The age-herald., 1901-03-20

Chamblee Bros. half price Clothing Sale will close in 10 days.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
Papa Relented.

Some weeks ago a young couple
came to Carson and we're married.
This so enraged the parents that they
would give them no money, and the
couple left Carson on foot. The girls
father has relented, however. and has
written the Sheriff for information.
The Sheriff answered that their present
whereabouts we're unknown. and sug-
gested that Carson people would have
been kinder to them than their parents
had they but made their wants known.
He also suggested that young married
people who would start on foot for
Sacramento had good stuff in them
News.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
Excitement on the V. & T.

A portion Of the V. & T. people
were on the anxious side for some time
one day this week. 1t seems that at
Gold Hill one Of the section men who
has been accustomed to taking fits,
while at work at thatplace was attacked
with one Of them and falling struck on
a push car. The car Immediately
started for Mound House down the hill.
Word was sent ahead to Mound House
to hold the passenger which was on the
way to Virginia, but the word came
back that the train had already started.
The train sho we'd up at Hold Hill on
time, having cen nothing Of the push
car or its passenger. 1t seems that
the man recovered and managed to re-
move the car before the train came
along.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
Viii Boom His Business.

S. Laval. a merchant of Dallas,
Tex, writes. 81 thought | would have
to give up business, after two years Of
suffering with general debility. brought
on by overwork and long hours, but four
bottles Of Electric Bitters gave me new
life. can now eat anything, sleep
well and feel like working all the time.
It's the best medicine on earth. ats
a wonderful tonic and health builder for
tired, weak, sickly and rundown peo-
pie. Try it, Satisfaction guaranteed
Only soc at c. w, Kinney & Co.
drug store.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
The Most Popular.

Tommy and Grizel'' by Barrie
"Eben Holden by Bachelor, String
town on the Pike by Lloyd. Eleanor
by Mrs. Ward, "Unleavened Bread
by Grant, and ITO Have and To Hold
by Mary Johnston. are the popular SELL
ing books in the United States al
present. They are on sale at the
DISPATCH office. All the February
magazines are now in.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
Railroad Patents.

A single firm Of Patent Lawyers, C
A. Snow & Co., Of Washington, D. c.,
have in the last year procured $50
patents for their clients, many Of them
for rejected inventions. C. A. Snow
& Co. have been accused of railroad
ing patents through the Patent Office
but they insist that this locomotion is
better than ox-carting them, for by the
latter process the inventor often dl e
before he gets his patent.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1901-02-05
Had to Conquer or Die.

81 was just about gone" writes Mrs.
Rosa Richardson, Of Laurel Springs,
N. c., 81 had Consumption so bad
that the best doctors said | could not
live more than a month. but | began to
use DR.. Kings New Discovery and
was wholly cured by seven bottles and
am nov stout and WE'LL" It's an I'M
riyaled l~ife-saver in Consumption
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infallible for Coughs, Colds. Asthma,
Hay Fever. Group or Whooplng
Cough. Guaranteed bottles soc and
$l.oo. Trial bottles free at C. w.
Kinney & Co. drug store.
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