The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-05-23
ALoNe &c KANSAS an.

Atchison has a man, Charley Plat,
who was never known to have laughed
aloud.
It is getting TO be the fashion in Kansas
1 not to be Candidate for office. It be-
| came so common.
Senator Burton is expected to return TO
/ this country about June Is. He viii go
! TO Washington direct.
Charles Sternberg. a geologist OF Law
: renee. recently sold two fossils TO the
3 New York Museum for 500.
/ The substance Of Kansas brief In the
/ suit against Colorado over the Arkansas
I river is: Water we here for7
The fellows who ought to know, say
that Bill Whites recent write-up OF Fun
ston is the best thing he ever wrotA.
The best singIe-handed talker IN Kan
sas when you don't hang too big an aud
fence on the safety-valve. is Fred Van
degrifts Of Topeka
George FindIay says he is as sure 70 get
the cOllectcrship Of internal revenue as
the State house is to stand. The State
house is crumbling some.
Pool Grinstead failed TO pay the judy
ment on the Doniphan County Repubn-
can. and the sheriff now has Il and Is
running IL. He will sell IL May g.
The Topeka Joint situation Is Ike
sheet in a tub Punch II down one place
and it buIges up IN another. There are
now thirty Joints IN the capital city.
By some strange within Of tho newsps-
per Imagination II Is always a dining
room girl in Kansas who falls heir 70 a
fortune somewhere indefinitely IN the
East
Mrs Joseph Parsons. OF Parsons fell
in faint when she had large bottle
OF carbolic acid IA her hand. and was
horribly burned about the facs and
neck.
Department Commander ". ". Martin
declares that no snake-sater win be al
lowed to exhibit at the G. A r. reunion
ct Junction City. He thinks the exhibit
ton disgusting. And It is.
Colonel Jeitz has been barred from the
Republican primary ticket IN Topeka. he
was ?. candidate for co1nty CLERK. and she
way he viii toss TIE English language
around now VIII be caution.
jim Legate totally blind. wholly enfss-
hled, has anchored in the Soldiers Home
at Leavenworth. lie was great snip,
on good lines. OF high masts and broad
sails, but with an erratic steersman-
Under a recent law the men ln the Sol
diers Home IN Leavenworth county are
70 be permitted 20 vote fl state elections.
The Democrats Of the county viii fight
the law, but vii lose, and Lesven worth
county VIII hereafter be fsrociousIy Re
publican
The great mys1ery at Topeka Is the
presidents secretary's refusal - permit
any Kansas officials 70 ride on the pres
dental train while Il passed through
Kansas. or 70 attach q car 70 the train.
10 BristoW. when be returns % Kansas
tho next time. WI be asked 20 explain.
Jerry Simpson. VINO isa't running for
Office any more. and can a1ori % say
What he thinks on little matters % that
kind, remarks that nothing r. sursr 70
pass from sweet 20 sour End PAL a. fast
on public nan than the gentle AIT o.
mixing
Mr. and Mrs. G1stzre Breitschuei5er. az
Leaveuworth. observed their roide1 ued-
ding anniversary the other Gag. and 81
eEapplng reC1liec-iors cane uucE The
curious circuuastsnce that neither has 81
that time teen SEX g cay Which rrst
b q trasical interest 20 local ghTs.ciars
Granite Herald ET. Hgfeabotharn.
manager ~ t1e lTarwssf q More rarrh
or Xix Greek. ten miles east ~ forn
vac o. the city Friday uizEt after a
ce1ir Tor 81. Duncan an eznElcTe ~
tbs rzrcn. W13 had 1eel droTre6 u1r-
lrg ire heavy rain q Thurs1ay rr.arrlrr /
igatn-ag st-1ck horse eGross Elk from
w1rre the carp was located fa wnlch f
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