Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-07-04

Earl Russell may find that Out
| vorces are too fragile for export m
| poses.-Detroit News.
! Why can't we trade Dr. John A1N|
ander Dowie for Aguinaldo or the ST.
of Sulu?-Topeka Journal.
After all, Montana politics appeax
| be quite decent when placed in conMAN
son with the Pennsylvania article
peha Journal.
| In certain cases sheriff with a d
| bone is worth more than the GU
branches Of & State government.
troit Free Press.
And now the New Jersey SupIHia
| Court gets into line, declaring street HHN
| way franchises taxable. same as rea s
tate.-Detroit Free Press.
| The mothers congress Of Michigan rs
pears to have run short of mothers a e.
so elected spinster to lead their
| forts.-Detroit Free Press.
The Mayor of Pottsville. Pa, stai k
out with an AK the other day and clNs
| ped down the billbOards that disfgu36
| the streets.-Denver Post.
| Judging from the action Of the grdN
jury, Chicago is about as congenia
/ place in which to do business as Don.
could find.-Detroit Free Press.
Cuba's population. may be turbuls e.
but we don't remember having heard
either lynchings or Pennsylvania char
| grabs in the island.-Detroit News
There is no greater wonder of IS
world than the marvel of the evolutiA
of city transportation as seen in AM
| lean streets.-Grand Rapids Press.
What will it profit J. Pierpont Nor
| to gobble the earth? He can't take
| away with him, and his doctor won't 81
him eat nything.-Topeka Journal.
Mr. De Lima appears to be about 81
only one who is thoroughly satisfied u
the decision of the Supreme Court.
gets his money back.-Rochester Hero
The King of England is a deuced AA
more particular about the domestic ~
ords of women acquaintances than
i Prince of Wales ever was.-D2tAs
! News.
DR.. Dowie neglects to add, howew M
that he was also undoubtedly the paxx
that caused a sensation i'll natural 10
tory circles by conversing with Bala Is
Grand Rapids Press.
Dowie has got it into his head that Isl
Chicago doctors want to kidnap him.
is difficult to understand what they we 81
with him unless they wish to examine al
gall.-Topeka Journal,
1t seems strange that nobody 4
thought of applying to The Hague Il IS.
tration commission to intervene IN IN
war between the Salvationists ami
Volunteers.-To Journal.
If John Bull will audit his war 81
count carefully he will see that it Wo ~
be a stroke of economy to stop the "
and give every surviving Boer farm Al
life Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
Sam Jones, the evangelist. started
with a salary of $500 year. Now
income is estimated at 81 600 4 mon
There is no disputing the fact that ~
vertising pays.-Buffalo Times.
! DR." Dowie says he does not nc
he has head. That's getting nearer
facts than anyone expected. And mo-
will he acknowledge that he has not M
organ except gall?-St. Paul Dlspat%
In a Missouri county a murder trial
being conducted in the open air to 4
commodate the attending crowds. In
same desirable facilities will no doubt y
offered the people to see the hanging.
Denver Post.
I That California woman who, on n
count of her children, stopped papS
that had on several occasions print(
the word hell" should also SEE tn I
there are no Bibles lying around oof
in her home.-Denver Post.
1t is much pleasanter to joke over M
clothes, sweaters. horse blankets III
bath robes in connection with the hulnlJ
of the West Baden hotel than 1t Wo@1
be to snake appropriate comments oI0l
a tragedy-Detrot Free Press.
The great battle of the century IS nov
to be waged. the cOmbatantS beng 81
ence and civilization against the MOI
| quito The advantage Of force IS VIII
the alliance, but. then. the mosquito haI
the skill and ADMINISTRATIONS AmT1
! can.
Fred Funston says that octopus SteaI
is the toughest proposition he ever tacNl
led. He was born too late to dine fIolI
| mules that had outlived their ffelgH|
| wagon usefulness, as our soldier oolS .,
| the Civil War were sometimes compr''Y
| to do.-Denver Post.
The most wonderful story of hehturNS
| chivalry ever published is that OF 'oA
Jack" Chinn. the celebrated fghter WHY
| was with Goebel when the latter wa
assassinated. Col Chinn has sworn on
| from drinking whisky because his wiz
asked him to. And he is man OF DE
! word Buffalo Times.
In cleaning out Pekin it must be a"In''
ted that the allies also cleaned II Up
They considerably reduced the death [H! =.
and put the entire place in very Ian
| sanitary condition Civilization may au
vance with gun and a plumber bag p' s
| there is always cake of soap cohceaIs -
about her person.-Cleveland Ti"-
| nnoln