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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
RECORD OF FUNSTON.
Kansas Hero Hns Taken Leading
 Role in Many Daring Undertal- inEs and Adventures.

Gen. Funston's s capture of Aguinaldo is a spectacular climax to the young Kansan's adventurous career. It overshadows' anything he has accom- plished from the time he broke all travel records in Alaska in 1893 until he and his brave men swam the Maria bao in the face of g galliEg Filipino fire and dashed into Malolos the first American soldiers to set foot in that stronghold.
 Funston was born in Ohio in 1863, but went to Kansas when he was 16 years old. His first adventure of public im-
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
HAWAIIAN WAS ABSENT.

From Portland, Me, cannes a1sfofy to the effect that George Gardner, the aspiring middleweigbt. is not welcome in that town. According to tho report Gardiner and Hanrahan were sched- uled to fight at Portland some months ago. but Hanrahan did not appear. A fellow named Fitzpatrick was. pallned off as Hanrahan, Gardiner being cog nizant of the fraud. Since then Gar diners name and that of the fellow who engineered the deal hages been struck off the Portland visiting list.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
M,ooY IS INcREDULoUs.

Charles Mccoy has become tried of the gaseous proclamations of one Der nard Reich in behalf of Thomas Shar- key. q do not belieye,'f said Mccoy, s'that Reich has any authority to speak for Sharkey, Judging by the way the Sailor has contradicted him. It strikes me Reich has very limited knowledge of the boxing game, and all his talk is for the purpose of advertising his business
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
How H Spreads.

Can't keep "good thing down.
 Ever notice how 'good things initiated? Better the article the initators. How they will try to attach the success of merit, Hang on behind and reap all the benefit they can Fortunately the public have safeguard DOANS Kidney Pills have been initiated, But you cannot initiate the praise of them And true praise takes root and spreads. There are different kinds of praise too There's the Kind you cannot prove correct It comes from strangers living in far away places That's not the kind we ask you to believe. The praise for DQAN'S Kidney Pills Comes from people you know, friends and citizens, From Waterbury people--here's case of it. I had back ache forsome lifting while work did not continued and bothered kidneys highly w They did expected fhem stopped Should know what to dog Ali druggists sell DOANS Kidney Pills Remember the name DOAN'S and take substitute. Price cents per box. Foster Aburn Co, Buffalo N. Y Sole Props.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
FLAG FOR PHILIPPINES.
Secretary of War Root Gives Order
 as to Design of Army Hend- M duarfers Standard

Secretary Root issued an order de- finang the standard flag for the head quarters of the division of the Philip pines. It states:
 s.The headquarters of the division of the Philippines will be designated ~ < s8T a8s ssaI. < 4
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17

kfSSCGully AQ0plSu Uy OAoSA " f3SSAStGAy
 of War Root.)
 by a standard of lhaki-colored silk or bunting, measuring three feet on the staff and four feet six inches fly, cut swallow-tailed 12 inches to the fork, bearing in the center TWO circles overlapping each other, one third radius, resembling the figure 8, one foot six inches high and of corresponding width. The symbol to be in red, bordered in white one and one-half inches, and edged in blue three-quarters of an inch, surmount- ed by red scroll bearing the device: Division of the Philippines embroi- dered in blue letters.
 "Total length of lance to be nine feet. including spear-head and fer rtila {"
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
No uouhf About If.

"You seem," said the authors irri- table friend, "to think you know more than anybody else.''
 1T seem to think so?" was the SC rene rejoinder. Not at all, my dear boy; I know itl"-Tit-B Bits.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
FOL IND ]!

By Dr. M F. Adleman the New York; Specialist fifteen years experience the latest and most scientific treatment for permanently removing blemishes, wrinkles, deep lines black heads ppes etc., from the face restoring gray hair back to natural color without the of dye bleach and for producing the finest complexion without the of paints Dr. Adean gives lessons how to restore gray hair back natural color without the of dye bleach, how to
 move blemshes, wrinkles. pnples black heads etc, and will furnish outfits.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17

When you want team or hack, go to AustIn's. Phone,
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
Dog Buried in Great style.

Deep sorrow for dead dog was shoyn in Wichita, Kan. It was a set ter, and for years had accompanied the owner on hunting expeditions. The animal died, and was buried in an expensive coffin, with a satin pillow on which to rest it's head, and the coffin was covered with flowers.
 Gray Horses Live Longest.
 It is said that gray horses live s1nger than those of.anv othercolor.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
Dr.. Adelr11an

Is situated in Merden, Conn, at 3 Colony street. first floor, in Rooms and and would be pleased to ceive calls from the ladies and gentlemen of Waterbury and will return fare to all out of town customers.
 All interviews strictly confidential.
 Office Hours: oas m. to 8 p m.
 Sunday Hours: :A1 p. m. to p.m
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17

At Chicago University of Chicago z. University of Michigan 6.
 At Norfolk Norfolk 4, Raleigh ?. At Newport News-Newport News 4. Portsmouth l.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
At Philadelphia.

Philadelphia, April Connie Mack's American team defeated the Georgetown nine yesterday by getting the lead at the start. The score:
 R. H. E. PhiIa A. 34O1O3 80 2 s-13 a0 2 Georget'n o GOA % l O. 10 2 Batteries-Piatt Bernhard and Pow CTS; Mckay, Cox and Dill; umpire, La thaua-
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17
At Philadelphia.

Phila .3O OOO2 4o4 *-1s 19 b North Phil o o o co % 0 O. 0 4 ?
 Batteries-Orth, White, Treat and Jackilsch; Burnett, Parkinson and Lehman.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-04-17

R. E. Virginia % 070 1OO01 oA2;5 6 T Cornell -,..-3 0 l ~-9 Il Batteries-Hansborough, Cracraft and Nolle; Lyon and Whinnery.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
EPWORTH LEAGUE AND
YELLOWSTONE PARK

Facts like these talk and if you con-
template taking advantage of the low
Epworth League rates to San
Francisco next July, $4,000.
Chicago back to Chicago via either
Ocean or Shasta route from San
Francisco to Portland, you are entitled
to know that on similar occasion three
years ago, 95 per cent of the Christ
ian Endeavorers returning by
way of Portland used the Northern
Pacific Ry and more than half this
number visited Yellowstone Park,
which is reached by rail from Livings-
ton, Montana-a point on the main
line of the N. p. R. less than two hours
ride by rail from Cinnabar,, at the
entrance to the park.
This is the railway that runs the
famous NORTH COAST Linz
ITED"-the Crack train of the North
west. Send cents in stamps to Chas.
s. Fee, St. Paul, MIMI, for Wonder
land 1901 and an EpWorth League
map folder and decide for yourself as
to the route you will use.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
COLD INDEED.

Gouns Of the Odd Tricks Of liquid Air
Liquid air is, perhaps, the coolest
thing in the world 1t is so sold that a
cake of ice Is like fierce fire as com
pared with 1t. for kettle OF liquid al:
placed on a cake of ice will boil just
as water boils over a hot fire. 1t
freezes mercury so hard the. one can
drive nails in it. The story is told that
Mr.. Charles E. Tripler, the expert
menter in liquid air, recently took a
quart can of the remarkable substance
with him on visit to friend. On
the way he stopped in a restaurant to
eat beefsteak. The waiter brought
in hot broiled steak and placed it in
front Of Mr.. Tripler. AS SOFA as the
walters back was turned Mr.. Tripler
hastily opened the can and exposed the
meat to the liquid air. Instantly the
steak was frozen hard as rock. When
the waiter came back his customer
complained that the steak wa: frozen
So the waiter called the heat waiter,
and the head waiter blamed It all on
the cook and the cook was at I, loss to
explain, and the result was That the
frozen steak was taken back into the
Kitchen as a mysterious curiosity. A
new steak was broiled for Mr.. Trip|er,
and this one he ate with much relish.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
SHANK Bros,
Funeral Directors
5l7 Mulberry St. -
Telephones $50, 6SS and $50.
DES MONIES. IOWA.
New Service for Homeseek and
Settlers.

Tourist Cor service for persons en-.
route to the South, southwest and
California is inaugurated by the M. K.
& 4. BY. from Kansas City. Tourist
car leaves Kansas City every Tuesday
at 9:05 p. m. on NJ. X. & T. train No. II
running through to San Francisco via
the Waco Flatonia Route. This route
is through the beautiful Indian Terri
tory. Central and Southern Texas,
New Mexico, Arizona and Southern
California and will be found great
convenience for Homeseekers and Set
tiers enroute to Oklahoma, Texas,
Louisiana, Old and New Mexico, Ari.
IONA and California.
The cars in this service are of the
latest Pullman pattern of Tourist Cars
and are quite as comfortable as the
Standard Pullman Sleepers and are in
charge of Tourist Agent and have
regular Pullman porter to look after
the comfort of passengers. For furth-
er information address, T. u. Cookery
Dist. Pass. Agent. Des Moines, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
TRICK OF VOICE.

how One Lawyer Keeps the Judge From
Sleeping.
There is said to be lawyer in Phil.
adelphia who possesses trick of the
voice to which certain measure of his
success in United States Supreme court
practice is DUE The trick consists in
waking Judge. Whether it is COM
mon practice for the high dignitaries
Of the federal supreme bench to in
dulge in nap in the course of long
and tedious argument, such happen
ings are not unknown, and it is we'll
for an able logician of the bar to be
prepared for it. The trick of waking a
sleepy Judge would seem to be some
thing in the nature of slamming law
book under his nose or connecting his
personality with the current of an
electric battery. But the trick Is ex-
planned as purely matter OF sound
involved in the skillful control of the
voice. 1t Is said that barrister prac-
ticed in the art and rhetoric OF address,
ing the bench can gather all the waves
Of sound from his throat into focus
and deposit it in the orif1ce OF the
Judges ear with the general effect Of
bomb, The trick. however it is ac-
complished, is said to have been worked
repeatedly with success on the late
Judge McKennan, whose habit OF going
to sleep on the bench was once no.
torious subject of comment In the liti-
cation over the Berliner telephone pat
ents. This queer trick of the voice,
while it Is said to be the peculiar prop
erty Of one celebrated lawyer, is prob
ably attempted often with varying suc-
cess by others.-Philadelph Record.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
CLINTON.

VIM. Henderson and wife recently
visited their daughter, Mrs. Mitchell
in Fulton.
Quarterly meeting will be held the
first Sunday in May,
The rumage sale held last week
for the benefit of the trustees of
Bethel church we hear Melted fair
sum.
Robt. Moreland, who has been
quite ill for several weeks past, we
regret to say is gradually growing
weaker. His friends fear the end is
not far off. The rites of baptism
were conferred upon him on Sunday
afternoon, the 18th, Rev. Peterson
officiating.
We are glad to hear of Messrs.
Stepp & Wade's success in their
chosen profession.
Rev. p. =. Taylor, after several
weeks absence from the city, is at
home again for a short time with
his family.
We are sorry to hear Of the serious
illness of Cassius Clay, who is
threatened with pneumonia.
Friends in Clinton were recently
surprised to learn of the marriage
of Miss Emma Sayles of this city to
gentleman residing in Dixon, the
event having taken place last Octo-
Der. While congratulations may be
quite late we extend the same never
theless. The election of delegates to
the annual Sabbath school conven-
ton to be held in Cedar Rapids in
May will be held on next Sunday
afternoon.
Mrs. Damon left Sunday morning
for Chicago.
CImton's representative business
men, Messrs. Hancock, Mcneil, Allen
and Culbcrson, are preparing for a
good seasons work in their several
lines.
The Bystanaer agent is about
ready to start on his rounds, SO be
ready to meet him.
Henry Cook remains quite feeble.
Bishop Grant writes he cannot visit
our city until July.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26

1EOpuSeu WI
A perfect highway from New YORK
to San Francisco, in as near straight
line as it is possible to make it, with a
width of 12O feet. for the use of auto
mobiles and bicycles. as we'll as for the
use Of the farmer, is thing that the
Automobile club of America will try
to bring about The subject was seri-
ously discussed at a banquet, in honor
of members of the National Highway
Commission, at the Waldorf Astoria,
in New York, when plans were made
and the route announced. Besides a
direct path from New York to SaE
Francisco, passing through Chicago.
st. Louis, Kansas City, Omaha and
Ogden, the club wants highway
along each coast. Congress will be
asked to appropriate one-third OF the
expense, and the states, counties,
townships and cities en- route will be
asked to pay the rest; the owners OF
property benefited to donate the right
of-way. The club and highway COM
mission have on their list OF mem
6orship the names Of some Of the
foremost men OF America.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
CEDAR RAPIDS.

The sociable given by the stew
ardess was success both socially
and financially. Quite a good many
were in attendance.
We would have enjoyed being in
attendance at the sacred concert
given by the Des MOinites Sunday
evening last, because Judging from
the program we feel safe in saying
it was first-class in every respect,
and credit to our race. Keep on
Des Moines you are all right and
coming to the front again.
Little Willie Diggs died at his
home on II. street west Friday morn
ing last. His funeral occurred Sun
day from the a. NJ. +. church, con-
, Quoted by Rev. Bass.
Mrs. Ford preached an able dis
course Sunday morning. Those who
failed to be present missed rare
treat.
The collections taken up Sunday
at the A. NJ. F.. church by the
| Stewardess We're very good.
Rev. Bass is quite busy this week
securing places Tor delegates during
| the district conference and cQnven-
ton.
Next Sunday is quarterly meeting.
The presiding elder will not be here
on Sunday but during next week and
| will preach one evening.
Mother Tngleman was able to be
out Sunday after severe spell of
illness.
Will those who are indebted to the
Bystander and who call please call
on the agent, 1922 South First street,
and settle as far as possible or no,
tify her and she will call at once.
The next time w. ]. goes after his
marriage license he must be sure
and have the required amount to
purchase the same.
Miss Mary Crawford is reported
better at this writing.
Mesdames Bailey and Horn left
Friday nj ght for their home in Of
tumwa.
John FORESTER is quite sick at his
home on Oak Hill.
The s. S. Board met Monday night
Seventh street.
Yes "the plum is ours but Des
Moines, we know you hated to let
the Parlor City have the convention.
and yet you must remember that
ere long Cedar Rapids will be the
leading city in the state, the capitol
city not excepted. You may beat us
playing ball, but you did not get the
convention.
Miss Cleo Van Camp, who is with
the "1Iottcst Coon in Dixie" writes
that she is meeting with continued
success.
The A. NJ. r. choir will give an up
to-date" sacred concert in the near
future. So we would advise you to
keep your eyes and ears open, so as
to not miss a treat.
The Chiropodist seems to be in
steady demand nowadays, in fact he
is busy at all times. Those having
an occasion give him or have him
give you call.
Yes, we know you like to read
the Bystander. Then why not let us
send it to your address for a year
or six months.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
Dkstch Of the Career Of the Hen. d..
iel II. McAIulsa,

Tho birthplace OF Col. d. H. McMil.
Ian, tho new lieutenant governor OF
Manitoba, was in the county Of On
tario, near the town of Whitby, in the
Province Of Ontario. Tho years OF
his boyhood and early manhood, how
ever, were spent in the town OF Col
linswood. He received his education
in the public schools and the collegi-
ate institute of that town and in the
city Of Toronto. His early ambitions
were largely towards military life;
and 1t was his cherished desire to en-
ter the British army. He took course
Of training in tho military schools OF
Toronto. where he was eminently sue
cessful, obtaining first class ce:tit.
Gates in both the infantry and the cav.
airy schools. He was identified with
military organizations in Ontario for
q number Of years, and served there
during the Fenian raids at Niagara in
1864, and at Port Colborne in March
and Fort Erie in juno. 1856. In 1870
he was selected for the position OF
captain in the first Red River expedi'
ton under Colonel Wellesley. The
young captain remained in Winnipeg
with the force for year, and returned
to Ontario in the summer Of 1871
Coming to Manitoba again in 1874.
Mr.. Mcmillan engaged in Winnipeg in
the milling and grain business, with
which he remained connected from
1875 until three or four years ago.
He built in 1870, the first -four mill
ever erected in the province; and, In
the following year, exported to Mime
apolis the first shipment, as a COM
mercial transaction, Of Manitobas
wheat. He did not, meanwhile, lose
his interest in military matters, but
was ready for active service whenever
troops were required. He was major
of tho Ninetieth Battalion until just
before the Northwest rebellion in 1885,
when he resigned, intending to give up
military affairs; but when the trouble
broke out, the old martial spirit was
revived, and he organized, along with
Col. Scott, the Ninety-fifth Battalion,
and went with that force to the North
west. He was then senior major. but
was afterwards in command OF the
Neutrality-suspicious. eal Herald and Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
ANNOUNCEMENT CARDS.

Please announce my name as q can
didate for one of the memb .rs OF the
House of Representatives from Polk
county, subject IN the decisloa of the
republican convention.
EMORY II. ENaLIsH.
Please announce my name ~ candi-
date for State Senate, OF Polk county,
subject 10 the Republican County Oonven-
ton. CAssIvs N. DOwELL
I hereby announce my MANI ~ q oan-
didate for ? member of the L,Qisla&safe,
subject to the deoisl m Of the republican
county convention. p. T. MAILr.
hereby authorize the anaouncsment
of my name 40 candidate Tor OUsnty
Superintendent OF Public Schools, su6-
ject TO the county convention. ..7 -
z. Q. THORNBURG.
Will you please announce my Aane 40
as candidate for member of County Sa-
pervisor from Lee township, subject 10 the
republican voters of said township.
JOHN LOvERlDeB.
Please announce my name az caudi-
date for member Of the Legislature, sub
ject 10 the republican convention.
w. H. HEATON.
Please announce my name as .. can
didate for County Treasurer, subject to
the repu blican convention.
JOHN MCKAY, ST..
am a candidate for denomination
for second term for Supervisor First
Supervisory District. subject TO repub.
lican primary and convention.
FRANK T. NORRIS
In answer to petition signed by
prominent East Des Moines businesses
men, W. w. Wise has consented to run
for the nomination of county snper-
visor, subject to the will and pleasure
Of the republican county convention.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
PRACTICAL ADVICE.
A stitch in time saves nine.

A stitch in time saves nine.
Never let a child sob itself to sleep
An egg beaten up in milk is a good
pick-me-up.
Sponge black silk with spirits to
revive it.
SCOT covered with salt is easily
brushed up.
II broken wash the bruise and ap.
ply vaseline.
Apply arnica to a bruise if the, skin
Is unbroken.
A hot bath taken at night affords
refreshing sleep.
Lemons slowed separately in dry
sand keep fresh.
Dry hair turns gray sooner than
moist tresses do.
II your clothes catch fire instantly
roll on the floor.
Crawl out of a room where there
are smoke and fire.
When you want to cut whale bone,
warm it by the fire.
Sufferers from dyspepsia should not
drink while eating.
Cut glass needs scrubbing with
warm water and soap.
Bruised cloves kept among furs
brighten moths away.
When the dirt is removed rinse i:
we'll with cold water.
The busy housewife should ct an
hours sleep In the afternoon.
lf possible, hold wet towel to you,
face while escaping.-Roston Journal
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
DOCTORY OURSELt.

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guaranteed by Kidd Drug Company
Elgin, ILL.,, to cure all forms of diseases
Of Urinary organs, and system, Bladder,
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with injections combined; only one in
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price, So per package or 2 for IS. Don't
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Goods; name what you want.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
vot0s CoVAeed - Tickets,

Under the Pennsylvania e;ection law
votes are not counted for the candi-
date, but for the ticket or tickets on
which his name appears. In thu Ches-
ter county election all parties agreed
upon Joseph Hemphill for common
pleas Judge, and this is the way the
Official vote was declared: Joseph
Hemphill, republican, S,162 votes; 10
seph Hemphill, democrat. 1871 votes:
Joseph Hemphill, fusion, 1.643 votes:
Joseph Hemphill. scattering. 374 voteA
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
sECRETsoRDERs.

North star Lodge, No. :. A. +; A. M;-neets
Eirrt Thursday In each month At Masonic
Hall-FOurth and Court avenue. J. II. Shop
Ard. w. NJ. J. L. Thompson, secretary.
Wing Solomon Commandery, No. o.-Meets
Second ana Fourth Thursday in each month
u Masonic hall. Frud ysckson,, d. G.; g. q.
'Cleggett, Rec
Naomi Court, No. 3-mests Second Monday
in each month ak Masonic hail. Mrs. J. H.
Shepard, matron; Mrs.. Fred Jackson. Score
taIy. ~ ,....-... .,s
III, Olive Court, No. 4-Meeta First Thursday
OF each month At Masonic hall. Mrs. Susan
White, matron; Mrs. Flora Majors, seere
tASv.
Charity Lodge. No. 2loe, G. q. Q. OF o. F.
Meets First Second and Third Tuesday each
month ct Odd Fellows hall on West Sixth
and Walnut streets. D. Burns, N. g.; r.
Brown p. s.
HI. orr, No. $50 of G. U. O. Of o. Con
yeues the first and third Thursday In each
month, promptly at 8 o'clock. Mrs. B. ].
Holmes, N. N. G.. Mrs. G L. williams, w. r.
KNIGHTS and Ladies OF Honor Of the World No
i76 Victoria LOdge-moets every Monday
evening at Webeter's Hall. corner Of Tenth
Center streets. Mrs. E. A. Wood. Proctor.
Mrs Rose johnson. Secretary
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-04-26
Caused by q Cows Tall.

Lock Haven PENN Spe. Philadel-
phia Inquirer: Mrs. Joseph Ross, OF
Pleasant Gap, met with most peculiar
accident When she went into the
barnyard to do the milking a COW
switched it's tail, which caught in the
handle OF the milk bucket. The hook
on the bucket handle caught in the
palm of Mrs. Ross hand. Then the
heller started to run. dragging Ms.
Ross about the barnyard until she was
seriously II not fatally injured, the
hook at last releasing her after tear
ing completely through the hand fron
the 6eshy base OF the thumb diagox-
ally across to the little finger.