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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

V. B. Conklin Bowersyille. O.. says:
Il received more benefit from Foley's
Kidney Cure than from months Of
treatment by physicians" HART'S
DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Running sores. ulcers. boils. pimples,
etc. quickly cured by Banner Salve, the
most healing salve in the world. A sure
cure for piles. HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

One night my brothers baby was
taken with Group" writes Mrs. J. c.
Snider. Of Crittenden, KY, 1T seemed
it would strangle before we could get
4 doctor, 50 we gave it DR.. Kings New
Discovery, which gave quick relief and
permanently cured it, We always keep
it in the house TO protect our children
from Group and Whooping Cough. 1t
cured me of a chronic bronchial trouble
tnat no other remedy would relieve"
Infallible for coughs, colds, throat and
lung troubles. SOC and 81. Trial bot
ties free at HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Lots Of men who have college di-
DlOmas in their pockets don't know
where their next meal is to cohe from.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Il have been troubled with indigestion
for ten years. have tried many things
and spent much money to no purpose
until 1 tried. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
have taken two bottles and gotten more
relief from them than all other medi-
cines taken. feel more like boy than
have felt in twenty years" Anderson
Riggs. Of Sunny Lane, Tex. Thousands
have testified as did Nr. Riggs. CHAS.
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Have you noticed that all the Grand
Army men are now wearing the gray
under their hats?-Chicago Journal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

II you would make a pair OF good
shoes take for the soles the tongue of
a woman. 1t never wears out.--Alsatian
pruverb,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Every married man knows that the
only way 10 stop woman n an ar
gument is 20 distract her atteadon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Whether It cause a woman more
Measure to hear herself praised or an
other woman run down is still a ques-
ton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

The average man would be happier
with oancer than political wife.
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gntlu astnrtn's,
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
DAILY.

eept by mall. per year.........,.ssOo
Sent by mail. per month. so
Served by carrier, per month";. 60
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Many an old topper who has never
been in Cork has seen great many
drawings of It.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20
ASSESSMENT NOTICE

FRANKLIN AVENUE FROM TwENTYsIXTH STREET THIRTY
FIRST STREET J. NJ D l..
Of
No
Of street to the line Of Thryhst street April
the City Treasurer May 1901 and paid said time
Council will order
follows:
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Laws. like sausages, often cease to
inspire respect when we learn how
they are made.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

The happlest woman in the world IS
generally ne one that has 10 go about
once a month and sob her heart cut at
romantic play with a baby in It.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20
WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS.

The antis are in a bad way just at
present They can't find anything 10
find fault with.-Montana Record.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

When a woman doesn't prove 20 he
the making q 4 man the man generally
proves to lie the unmaking Of the wo-
man.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Those famous little pills, DeWi;t's Lit
tie Early Risars, will remove all i'm
purities from your system, cleanse your
bowels, make them regular. CHAS.
ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

There is only one unparionable sin,
and that is not parioning people who
do It.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Advertising rates can he had on ap-
licatinn 70 the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

The man who says he wants but little
here below is the first man To kick when
he gets into an overcrowded street car.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Many a man has married a piece Of
real estate with a woman in the title
deed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20
TOT CAUSES NIGHT ALARM.

When a soldier becomes insane there
is something wrong at headquarters.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Laxative Bronze Quinine removes the
cause.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20
J.A. FASTABEND
GENERAL CONTRACTOR
AND BUILDER
ASSESSMENT NOTICE

STREET EXCHANGE STREET AVENUE Nc.
CLURE'S ASTORIA
No Of
$
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It's a pity some men can't draw
checks as easily as they can !nferences
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

If woman has a mirror in her loom
there's where the carpet will wear out
first
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Lots Of men know how TO cure hams,
where their next meal is to come from.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Permit us to hope that the New Eng
land freshets washed out some of the
anti-imperialistic germs. - Washington
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mate is most extrayagant-Pittsburs
Dispatch.
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TO PREVENT PNEUMONIA AND
GRIP.
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ANDERSON ANNA SOPHIA Lot block city Astoria
BARKER H. Fast Of lot block g. city Of
Astoria as laid out by J. NJ
BOWLBY O. A. OF Astoria
laid by J. NJ. Shlvely.... 1
BoWLBY j. Q. A NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Astoria
..- laid j. W. Shvey /
BOWlBY j. O. A. Lot g. block l6 City Astoria,
laid by j. NJ. Shvey
BoWLBY j. O. A ....:........ Lot city Of Astoria
laid out by NJ. Shvey .....
j. O. A.
OF Astoria, laid by j. NJ.
ShVey i
CITY City Of Astoria
laid out bv j NJ. Shively 4
CLATSOP MILL CO. Lot block
al laid j. NJ. Shively
CLATsoP MILL .!.......... Lot M city Of Astoria
laid by j NJ. shively
CLATsoP block City Of Astoria,
o j. NJ. Shively...... i
cLAT5OP MILL co. block M
laid by J. M. Shively L
CLAT5OP City Of Astoria,
laid j. NJ. shlvely
CLATSOP MILL
Astoria, laid out by j. M. Shlve-
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49, on - m as laid out by J. NJ shIyely ..;..
Is laid J. NJ Shively Al
CLATsoP
by NJ. Shively Il
CLATsoP MILL City
laid out by j. NJ Shively A.
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by NJ. Shlvely Il
cATSoP MILL CO. R block 1H Astoria
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Probably the majority Of clergymen
are poor because they preach without
notes
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Aguinaldos purchase Of diamonds
would seem to indicate that he pro-
poses to back comic opera company.
Kansas City Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20


anti-imperialistic germs. - Washington
Post
Aguinaldos purchase of diamonds
would seem to indicate that he pro-
poses to back a comic opera company.
Kansas City Star.
The blowing up of the Merrimac may
serve as a delicate reminder to Cuba
that it rests under certain obligations.
Washington Star.
II must be that somebody connected
with ownership of that Gainsborough
portrait is intending to go on the stage
Topeka State Journal.
The only bright spot poor China is
able to discern on the horizon is the
approach of the American frecracker
season.-Anaconda Standard.
The man who took the Gainsborough
portrait is said to be one Adam Worth.
This relieves Pat Grove of another
burden.--Denver Republican
We don't care a ding whether the
hello girl says "aught" or "naught," 4"
but we wish she'd cut that word busy"
out of her vocabulary-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Brooklyn Eagle says that every
body in Kansas is a freak except VIII
fam Allen White-which makes william
Allen freak in Kansas.--Kansas City
World.
Emperor William would besa good
man to set thsepaee Of reducing the de-
mands on China. 'Gegznsn3a : sesti-.
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Probably The most difficult aste 4
getting up a subscription.
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sEMT-WEEKLY.

Sent BY mar, per year, in advance, 500
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

The blowing up of the Merrimac may
serve as a delicate reminder to Cuba
that it rests under certain obligations.
Washington Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

Emperor William would besa good
man to set thA'paee Of reducing the de-
mands on China. 1GegmsnI:s : sesti-.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-20

It must be that somebody connected
with ownership of that GainsbOrough
portrait Is intending to go on the stage.
Topeka State Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Feminine Fianciering.

EYES," she said. my husband insist.
that I should keep a household cash
book, and am glad to say that am
always able to make the account bal
ance.''
Even to the penny?' inquired the
neighbor incredulously.
Even to the penny" was the reply.
''Well, don't see how you do it,
"Oh, it's very easy. When it doesn't
come out right I say, oh, dear, I'm
dollar and Is cents out of the way.
Then in minute or two I ask: John,
what in the world do you think I did
with that money" grumble and
scold for ten or Is minutes and make
him add up the figures for me, and
finally he says: My dear, believe
you gave me $1.15 for something thi.
morning when was going downtown.
So he pays it to me and everything
balances just right
"But does he always do it?"
always. You see, he can't read
his paper in peace until my cash &C.
count comes out even, and it serves
him right, too, for making me keep
it."-Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The will of the late Canon Scad
ding, of Toronto. leaves to Trinity col.
lege in that city one of the finest re.
ligious libraries in America. The col
lection includes volumes dealing with
nearly every known religion.
Judge jerks, of the New York SUI
preme court, told the law school Of
the New York university the other
day that '.the man with burrows in his
brow wins against the man with
creases in his trousers every time"
The Methodists of New York city
are endeavoring to stamp out the evil
of gambling which, it is said, the pas
tors find SO prevalent among their
wealthy members. Resolutions in
support of the movement were unani-
mously adopted.
Father O'Neill, pastor of St. Fran
els church, San Francisco, is acknowl-
edged to be one of the best rife shots
on the Pacific coast. He has frequent
~ refused to enter contests, saying
1T is poor business for priest"
Father O'Neill is also great lover Of
and expert on thoroughbred dogs.
Joseph Fritz, of Byron, Mich, IL
president of the Epworth league there,
and is also bartender in his fathers
saloon. He is only 10 years old, and
considers himself subject to his
fathers orders, SO the ministers of the
town advised him to remain in his po-
sition until he attains his majority.
The British and Foreign Bible Soci-
et'ys annual report states the years is
sues at 4,914 1000, reduction of 1873, 900.
This, however, is due wholly to the
Chinese crisis. The falling off there is
25O,000, so there is considera BILE gain
in other fields. Foreign sales in 81
countries, through s12 colporteurs,
were 100000.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
LEFT ALONE.

They're only mothers treasures
Az curl Of golden hair.
4 u dolly limp and broken.
And q frock you used to wear:
And the tears are falling on them.
For once you were her own,
7 But you were wed this morning.
And she IL left alone!
Twas hard to say goodbye, dear.
Twas hard to let you go,
But ali! the years bring joys and
tears,
That only mothers know.
She looks at all her treasures,
And her tears fall like sweet rains
She feels your tiny fingers
Upon her cheek again:
She seems to hear your footstep
Along the nursery floor ~
As she gazes almost blinded,
At the baby's shoes you wore.
Twas hard to part with you, dear.
She always loved you SO;
The love that's best beyond the rest
That only mothers know.
It seems to her dream, dear,
You've gone away bride,
And that she will wake tomorrow
To find you by her side.
All, no. the tears are true ones,
But on her Bonded knee
She still can pray God bless you.
Though all alone Is she.
For life's made sweet by love, dear,
Where'er our footsteps 90.
But angels write in words Of light
The love that mothers know.
Clifton Bingham. in Philadelphia Ledger
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
UNCONSCIOUS TEMPTATION.
Visit to Milan illustrates the
Term.

In our carelessness we too Otter
tempt other people, sometimes with
out knowing it. Sir Edward Malet
writes in shifting Scenes" that he
had gone to a hotel at Milan, and eager
to see the sights, sailed forth, leav'
ing his portmanteau yawning, his
dressing-case ajar, and money on the
table.
II thought of nothing save that ]
was once more in Italy. Still I locked
my door, and took the key with me
"When I came back an aged and
shriveled housemaid followed me into
my room. She was wringing hel
hands.
"'Ah, milo signore!' cried she, going
up to the dressing-table and opening
little drawer. rs this yours?'
"In the drawer lay ten or doze1
gold pieces.
eyes I said, they are mine
"'Ah, signore, how could vow do it I:
How could you leave this money
about? 1t was all lying On the table.
why, I locked my door. I knew
it was safc.'
"'No,' she cried, 1T was not safe! II
was cruel to put such temptation in
my way!' She sank upon chair and
burst into tears. Think of me, sig.
more. am very poor. I have six
children to keep and a husband who
can do no work. The money would
make me rich, and you leave it on the
table, the gold pieces all loose to daz'
zle my eyes and to put the devil into
my heart. Through your thought
lessness might 60 to Jail, my chill
dren might starve, my husband die
All, signore milo, never do it again
Think of the poor. Be merciful to
us. Do not put temptation in ouI
way.'"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
A Question Of Rills.

A traveller in England rested at noon
at wayside inn and took luncheon
The landlord was a social person, and
after presenting his bill sat down and
chatted with his guest.
"By the way" said the latter, after
while, what is your name?"
my name," replied the landlord
lis Partridge"
"Ah," returned the traveller, with q
humorous twinkle in his eyes, "by the
length of your bill I should have
thought it was Woodcock!"
This story, as it appears in re.
cent book by distinguished English
diplomat, is credited with having
amused Bismarck.-Youth's Compan'
ion
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

Stone looked expectantly at her two
visible daughters. Neither of them
stirred, but strange girl at the end
of the first row stepped forward. All
the other graduates wore white. This
one was attired in quaint but be
coming gown of pink and white
striped dimity. Her abundant hair
was black as night. So were her eye.
brows.
What" whispered Mrs. Stone to
Aunt Harriet, ''has become of Ada
letter."
But surely, even though it trembled
that was Adalette's voice. Surely that
was Adalette's essay. Mrs. Stone had
heard It too often not to recognize
it now, but where was Adalette? Mrs
Stone snatched Aunt Harriet's opera
glasses, and gazed eagerly at the dark
haired girl.
"As i've" whispered she, turning
to Aunt Harriet, "that's Adalette In
my spare-room bed quilt, but what
has she done to her hair?"
"Well,' said Aunt Harriet, 1T I'm
not mistaken, she has either bought
or rented the wig off the wax lady In
the glass case in front of the hair
tlresser's store. I found q burnt cork
on the spare-room dressing table aft
or she left, SO that's where she got
her eyebrows"
"But why" began bewildered Mrs.
Stone.
"Well," said Aunt Harriet, who was
a sensible woman in spite of her pecu-
liar taste in clothes, ''this is the occa-
sion of a lifetime for Adalette, and I
suspect she wanted to graduate as an
individual and not as triplet. She
has made that gown herself, for I've
seen pink threads on her dress every
day this week, and she has made a
good Job of it, too. Sc here, Sarah
Stone, I'm going to take that girl
home with me when I go back east,
and let her try her hand at being her
self for while. I believe she's worth
both the other girls put together. If
you'll excuse me for saying so. At any
rate, she needs rest, and she'll like
her sisters better if she's away from
them for awhile"
The "Trio," by the Misses Stone,
came next on the programme. 1t was
a great success, but for once the SUI
perintendent, the principal, the teach
ers and all the scholars knew to a
certainty which IF the triplets was
Enthusiastically Companion.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
where He was Emcie.t.
:'haS

"Your son." said the teacher. has
missed it on arithmetic"
EYES,"
mo good at spelling"
"Yes."
"a Ounce in history"
Eyes"
Sand there's no good in him.
"Perfessor," said the farmer, ''have
you ever heerd that boy cussin' OF .
Georgia mule, under br'ilin' sun, in
a ten-acre d?"-Atlants Constitu-
ton.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Not Qualined to speak.

Rev. Mr.. Doper (the exchange
preacher)-Deacon Elder, what do
you think of a, man who will sleep in
church?
Deacon Elder-You'll have to ex-
cuse me, Mr.. Doper. I wasn't at
church last Sunday. You see, I heard
yon were going to preach, and-the
fact IL, I'm apt to be sleepy myself now
and then.-Boston Transcript.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
still More co.nterfeiti.s.

The Secret Service has unearthed a.
.ther band Of counterfeiters and secured .
large quantity Of bogus bills, which are 70
cleverly executed that the average person
would never suspect them Of being spu-
rous Things Of great value are H axsys
Stomach Bitters, which has many 1mitators
but no equals fon disorders like indigestion,
dyspepsia, constipation. nervousness and
general debility. Always 60 TO reliable
druggists who have the reputation OF CIV
ing what you ask for.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
summary Retributio

"Behead the brass bandit" shouted the
Chinese emperor.
The court favorite looked questioningly
Of the empress dowager.
Certainly" said she. IF it will amuss
him, behead the entire band"
"But what reason shall I give"
Simply call attention to its lack Ct
den City it played: The Old Home Amt
What It Used to Be- "-Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
How He Felt.

She latter refusing hi,n)-Er-do
you feel very, very uncomfortable?
He Observation-Disclosures? !
feel as uncomfortable as one does who
asks a store clerk for some certain
article and is told: 1--WE don't have
any call for that nowadays!'-Brook.
lyn Eagle.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
He Couldn,t.

ooh, Mr.. Spooneigh, pray rise. It il not
right that you should kneel at my feet.
Rise, l beg of you'll" implored the fair lady.
But he didn't rise. His Irish did, though,
SI'm afraid2er-Miss Grace-Tm afraid
I'm kneeling on your-er-that is, you
dropped your chewing gum, and, oh. Miss
Grace, I'm stuck on you! "-Denver TimeA
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
WHAT CAUSES DANDRUFF.

Greatest European Authority On Skin
Diseases, Says It's . Germ.
The old idea was that dandruf i scales
Of skin thrown of, through feverish con-
dition of the scalp. Prof. Unna, Hamburg,
Germany, European authority on skin 81. dis
eases, says dandruff is germ disease: The
germ burrows under the scalp, throwing up
little scales of cuticle, and sapping the vi
tally of the hair at the root. The only hair
preparation that kills dandruf germs is
Newbro's Herpicide. Destroy the cause,
you remove the effect" Not only cures
dandruff, but stops falling hair and causes
luxuriant growth. Delightful hair dress
ing,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Honestx Paxa

Jim-Honesty is der best policy,
after all.
Bill-How?
Remember that dog I stols9"
"Yep."
swell, I tried two hull days to sell
I'm, an no one offered more'n dollar.
So I went, like honest man, an guy
him to tn ole lady what owned i'm, an
she guy me five dollars."-N. Y. Week
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
saxtnx and Doing.

A clergyman's wife, delayed again
and again in starting to church, final
ly arrived just as the congregation
was leaving. What" she exclaimed
to her husband. us it done?" mo.
my DEAR" was his reply, sit is said,
it remains to be DONE" Much wisdom
has been said by collegiate valedicto-
rams and baccalaureate orators the
past week. 1t remains to oe done
Youths Companion
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Looks Suspicious,

Il It 4 sign, or Is it not,
And one that needs attention due.
That, when the cashier buys yacht
He means to be a skipper, too?
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Not Artistic.

First Artist Observation-Disclosures
evidently believes in painting the sort
Of bosh the public wants, and not in
following art for arts sake!
Second Artist (deprecatingly)-Yes;
he believes in art for the stomach's
sANsi-Brooklyn Eagle.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
The Worst Yet.

Farmer Hayrake-Deacon Perkins
did get stuck awfully ON his last New
York trip.
Farmer Whifietree-How wuz that
Farmer Hayrake-Why, he took
down six O. those old gold bricks O.
his'n and snapped 'em of for $4,000
shares of oil stock.-Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Tastes DiRer.

Dealer-Here, madam, is q horse I
can recommend-sound, kind
Old Lady-Oh, I don't want that sort
of horse. He holds his head high.
Dealer-Eh?
Old Lady>-I like a horse that holds
his nose close to the ground, so he can
see where he's eoing.-N. Y. Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
The Wrong TAinx

Parke-Yes, sir, if had wife who
was Christian Scientist, would leave
her in minute.
Lane-What fool you'd be! Why.
she'd advertise it as a cure.-Judze.