New-York tribune., 1901-07-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

story is told about a we'll known oxford don
who knew about the travels of Ulysses than
about the boat he sailed in. He went down 10 the
river day TO watch the eight practising. He
gazed for while in silence. Yes he said at
last, they look very nice very nice. indeed may
say But how extremely awkward it must be for
them to learn to row backward
What is the USE. of long and tedious obituaries
when you can tell the whole story in few words :?
Take this for example:
Old Coils.
Dived in the millpond
An got drowndedi
-(Atlanta Constitution
The city of Wichita Kan. collected than
5000 from the saloons during the month of June
GLADYS Helene Montague her TRANSPARENT gold
ochre hair gttering in the sunlight. at her
mahogany desk writing her answer to Reginald
of the fashionabie Young ladies seminary styie
with three characters to perform the duty of TWEEN
MY Dearest Girl Your answer has made me the
hsppest man in the world.
to bless such as 1? | pray God that may be
worthy of you. my darling.
II long TO press you to my heart Ever thine;
MY Dear Miss Montague: On Wednesday / sail
for Europe II at any time you should change your
mind word from you will bring me TO your side.
''' "REGINALD FITzMAURICE."
Dear Gladys: After a sleepless night spent in
the vain endeavor to decipher your note. have
written these two answers.
which does not ht the occasion?
II cannot stand this strain much longer. Your
anxious REGINALD"
-(Detroit Free Press.
John silence married Mary Peace in a Kansas
town the other day.
Colonel Corktight-The blamed bellboy In this
hotel is enough to give man spasm Guess Guess
what he did when told him TO bring me horn
before / dressed.
Major Nash-what, sub?
philadelphia Record.
The Baptist Church Of Janesville, Wis, has es-
tablished What is called "Chldren's Church" the
object of which Is 10 give the parents of young
children opportunity to attend church. During
the morning service hour the children who are too
young to attend church service have service of
their own. conducted by the young women in the
Sunday school rooms They volunteer for the work.
and different committee takes charge of the lit
tie each Sunday The babies amused with
dolls and playthings while the work OF interest
ing the older children is conducted along kinder
garten lines. A large number of children attend
and the chdren's church is proving popular. many
OF the little being unwilling leave when
their mothers call for them the close of church
Heartfelt Loss.-Casey-so poor Cassidy is
dead? Sure, everybody will miss him.
Flannigan-They will, He the only mon IN
the war-rd thot everybody could nck,-(Puck.
Rebecca wampler. said 10 be hundred years
old. who died the other day in Dublin, Ind, had
met with many accidents during her life. At the
age of six years she fell from a picket fence and
broke her finger. In 1852 she broke her ankle. IN
1866 she fell down cellar and broke her collar bone
and three ribs in 1886 in runaway while return
ing from church she was thrown from a vehicle
and her right hip broken. In 1883 she slipped and
fell on the pavement breaking her left hip; in 1892
she broke her left leg the knee. in 1896 she fell
from a tree breaking her left arm; in 1895 she fell
of bed, breaking her right arm, and in 1900 she
broke her right hip for the second time.
Banks-Dumleigh is not such Ounce they
make him out. He gets of good thing once in
awhile.
Hi-But IL isn't original.
Banks-Still 1t is bright in him to remember it
(Boston Transcript.