The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1901-05-16

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.T'm accumulatns too many bools.s
IL that 20? Well, quit writing You
name in them. ana you'll lose them fasa
enough. Indianapelis Journal
'sThey ray Miss sinsleton y Z trans.
misrationist." sYesl She thinks she
must once have bssn tie wicked nea
whom no man pursuethr'-Lifs.
Fair Paintar-I hope ron DON'T MIND
my sketching in your flsldf Farmer
Lord no, missiei You keep the birds
Oh the peas bettsrn . ordinary scars-
crow-Nt-Bits.
"Gnfter must have turned over q
new Leaf. He tells me he's working
night and day." Eyes. that's the flrm
he's with now" .:sWhatr' ''Knight 4
Day.'-Philadelphia Press.
Hoax-I understand the doctor said
yesterday that there was very little
hope IN your rich uncls's case. Joax-
It's even worse to-day. He's very much
better. Record.
Shocking: '.They say the young man
Melissa Perkins 10 goin' to marry l. .
reglar paragon" Land sakesl Do
tell thought he was clerk in q gro
cery."- Chicago Times-Herald.
"What do you suppose makes your
baby sister cry SOP asked = visitor Of
small Johnny. Il guess It must b.
cause she y hatchin' her teeth," 70.
piled the youthful observer. Chicago
News.
.What makes Jon think he 10 man
Of little tactr "He joined . Don't
Worry Club the second day after he
was married, and didn't know enough
70 keep It Z sscrst ~ Chicago Times.
Herald.
School Teaches-What little boy can
tel me where II tho home e the swal-
low1 Bobby-I kin, please. School
Tsaeher-well. Bobbyf BobbyLThe
home Of the swallow b the stummick.
Tit Bits.
Doctor What you nsed = change
and rest Patlent-I can't afford It.
Ny incomes pretty wen requisitionsd
already. Ny childrsn ee4 Ill the chaneeA
and my wife gsts tho rsst-Philadsl-
ph1a Press.
0eorgy Ion the warpatA> Say, EDDY.
did Harry hit you1 Dddy-No. Georgy
did Jimmy hit you1 Dddy-NopsA
0eorgy-Well. II nobody hasn't hit you
win I've got to Lick some ons-Chi-
caso News.
All that He Asked: Miss Lulu Fan
ncan-I win give yes my answer IN .
month, Pat he That's right, me dar-
lint; tex plinty ~ time to think It over.
But tell me wan thing now-will It b.
yes or nor'-Judge.
Old Lady pointing to elevated rail-
road)-Where do them cars 20 tor City
Man (hurriedly)- Almost anywhere you
want, ma'am. Old Lady-Land sakest
I thought they had to stay on the rails.
New York Weekly.
| Fuddy-They have Z deal to ray
about the '..brotherhood Of man." and
yet wars and rumors Of wars continue
buddy That's AL right. There always
has been more or less lighting In tam
llies.-Boston Transcript
Tess- so shes to marry the son Of the
wealthy Mr.. Millyuns. How on earth
did she manage to land him, wonderf
Jess- She's musical. you know, and 20
It's NO trouble 1t al for her to catch m
heir.-Philadelphia Press.
Proud Parent--If ron call IN the even
ing you probably win hear my daugh-
ter singing. Artless Friend oh, I
sha'n't mind that You ought to hear
the fellow down our way practcins on
the cornet. It 10 AMPLY awful Boston
Transcript.
my boy" said the nrst proud papa,
has bad habit OF intsrrupting me
when I'm talking. Your boy isn't old
enough for that yet" no" replied
the other, my boy contents himself
with interrupting me when I'm sleep
lng."-Philadelphia Press.
! I'VE got up another crowd and ran
away from those people We camped
out with last year" ibid they dis
cover III" "Huhi When W arrived
at the ground we found they had made
up another crowd and had run away
from us."-Indianapolis Journal.
| Ratios Of Travel: mike" said Piod-
ding Pete, do you bslisvs IN dis six
teen to oue7" 'Sonnstimes ] d." an
swered AeandeEing Ma ''an some.
times don't II depends On whether
lt'a sixteen meals % one mile or slx-
tenn miles t. one meal "-washington
Star.