New-York tribune., 1901-11-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

John z. Dardis a policeman. OF Winsted. Conn.
saw snow falling the other morning and put on
a pair OF heavy trousers. He had hurry sum-
mons downtown. and jumped into the trousers
and left the house a He had not gone far.
however. before sorething began to sting. and ne
stopped in clothing store 70 investigate num-
Der OF hornet, hsd built a nest In one leg OF MS
winter trousers and resented his intrusion
1T is better gentlemen OF the jury" sonorously
said an Arkansas attorney. who was deIenainS q
don that nine guilty should escape than
that one innocent man should suffer punishment
That all right. Mr.. Gabbeby" interrupted
aqire hs Rmt fes obged to sawter cali
the ate0n OF ns Of the bes jury to fh
law in this yere cout your proratty OF nine snlty
men have already done escaped. and I'll also inc-
good dee that the pr;s'ner at the bar is guilty,
and In addon 70 that at am mEhtX i shore 11,a that ae
If he hant actually done it,
II is be recorded that the gentlemen OF the
Jury found the measly looking person guilty with
out examinatjon.-(St. Joseph Herald.
At meeting the other day of the National
Woman's Christian Temperance Union at Fort
Worth. Mrs. Morrow. OF West Virginia. made the
interesting statement that more than thousand
cities and towns in the United States have adopted
crrfew laws, Indianapolis being the largest. She
added that juvenile crime Is the increase In this
country. two hundred thousand children being ar
rested every year.
May-But he loves you very much. doesn't he?
Fay-Oh too much. now. He's got so. lately,
take me to the Observation-Disclosures Press.
Two men In London discussing a certain
novelist She's a wonderful writer" said
Yes" replied the other. 1.-The mystery TO me is
where she gets her marvellous lack of knowledge
Of life
Maude-Ti.iy do you know what awful things
people saving about you?
I<itty-IVc dear: and I suppose you do not know
what terrible things people are saying about you? :?
neither of should be enlightened.-(Boston
Transcript
Dritrf Kce5-'., - iltean IS the borne by a
new student t;s Garrett Biblical Institute when
he came to Evanston Ill., but he doesn't bear 1t any
longer He is now known Mr.. Little. Kosjsu-
Jajkean is recent arrival from Armenia and has
come to America to study theology. He can talk a
little English all but his name. and he couldn't
find any English synonyme. None of kosjsujaj-
kean's professors could master It, not even the in
structors in Hebrew Greek or Sanskrft. and every
time they essayed to call him panic
rowly averted. The president Of the institution Is
Dr. c. J. Little, and the Armenian Is great
admirer of the executive he has decided to be
known by the same name.
You alls nah talks heap about how much
shid sh haf Miss 'o Mam Rax Bown ION "
about T stah a5afd Pnkev Tdstgs Rat when
hyuhs yoh family taikin like dat bout buyin
oh
tin hypocritical else dat you's gettin lazy an
waseful of yoh money.'-(Washington Star.
when 1 go to the theatre" says a churchman
quoted in THE Philadelphia Record Il sit in a
finely upholstered seat. Underneath is rack for
nv hat and on the back of the seat ahead is
place to hang my overcoat. In the church which
I attend every Sunday Is uncomfortable
straight backed pew, into which the ushers al
ways insist upon crowding visitors after my wife
and I are seated until sometimes six persons are
seated in space scarcely large enough for four
to sit comfortably. Hats and wraps must look
out for themselves OF course, when go to the
theatre 1 pay for my seat. but. in spite OF the
fact that salvation Is free. also pay pew rent in
church / might also enter protest against
women wearing their hats in church. but l won't
Sometimes it's a relief to retire behind one"
First Hunter-It your fault I didn't shoot
that deer this morning.
Second Hunter-My fault?
YES l something moving. When l said
Is that you, jim? the deer ran. Next time I'm
going to say nothing and shoot, so look out
(PittsbCrg Chronicle.