davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
A Week or

Head of Firm-I shall not be well
enough to be at the Office for several
days.
Clerk-Why, you look all right now,
sir.
Head of Firm-But I'm going shop
ping with my wife this afternoon
Harper's Bazaar.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

"Look 1T those two bad boys in the
river" said Mr.. Markley, as they
crossed the bridge.
by the way, dear, that reminds
me-" replied his wife, ''let me have
couple of dollars? I've got to get
q pair Of undressed ."-Philadel.
phia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

Human IncOnsistency.
''The world is too much with us!'
We Quoth with weary sigh
Then, when we're not invited,
We sadly wonder why.
o -Dpaeh
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Remarkable Woman,

"Mrs. Locker is remarkable won.
IN, isn't she?
"WeI, she certainly makes good
many remarks."-Brooklyn Eagls.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Solving q PrOblem.

zone of our troubles At the club,
said Cholly, ''has been to make thu
waitahs distinguishable fwum tn.
membahs at our evening receptions
But we've solved it at lawst."
"Ah!" remarked Kostick. by get
ting intelligent-looking waitahs?''-
Philadelphia Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Protected.

Protected,
Tommy (tearfully)-1f yer don't
gimme back dem marbles yer fobbled,
I'll tell me big brudder.
Patsy-G'wan an tell him! He
dasn't do nothin'.
Tommy-He dasn't? Why?
Patsy-He goes wit me sister. See?
Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Di.playi.w III. caution.

II noticed he was unusually formal
and circumspect in his behavior" she
told her dearest friend, "and I thought
at first had offended him in some
way"
"Had you?"
"Oh, no. As soon as Brother Willie
came in and got the photograph he had
inadvertently left on the table every
thing was all right again. Chicago
Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
DO Your Feet Ache and Burn Z

Do Your Feet Ache and burnt
Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease
q powder for the feet. It makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy, Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Etores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress, Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
'Advantageously?"
Those Loving Girls.

TAOse LOv1nG GfFIo.
Nell-Did you ever take part in
amateur thea tricals?
Bess-Yes, once. I took one of the
principal parts in Beauty and the
Beast!"
Nell-Oh, tell me all about it! Who
took the part of Beauty?-Chicago
Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

Neighbor-"Why do you jog the baby 20
hard when she's crying" Proud Mother
"Sure, it makes her cry with such beauti-
full tremmlyo."-Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Faith, It Was So.

When Pat Devine kissed Kate Mage
She was as mad as she could be.
But when he begged her, ''Kate. be miaeT
To 'er twas human to forgive Devine.
Philadelphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Debarred.

$50 spudder's going to join your
fishing club, eh?''
mo. He heard that man had to
be . pretty good liar as well % .
fisherman, to join"
"Well?"
''Spadder can't ."-Brooklyn
Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
"Don't FHet.n

If you want to keep cool
Just follow this rule,
It's the best we have run across yot:
''All the 'Don'ts' that you ind
Let in one be combined
Don't fret"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

Young Wife-Our marriage has not
been a. happy as I thought it would be,
and I didn't think it would.-Noon-
shine.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

This is the season of the year when tho
careful man diets and is no sicker than the
man who eats what he plcases.-Bosto
Transcript.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

The Lightning Gossip Route.
well, that's quick work."
whats that?"
"A man from San Francisco told his
cousin in New York secret he hadn't
told his wife, and before he got home
In ten days his wife had letter from
his cousins wife, telling her all about
it."-Chicago Record Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Fact in Fiction.

''Of making many books there is no end
This truth would be as maddening as II
looks
Did not this Joyous fact its succor lend:
One season sees the end Of many books!
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
The Difference.

The bee stings once and then
May never sting again;
The slanderer, day after day.
In wanson malice stings away.
.-ChicaKo Record-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Kent B1sx.

Kept Busy.
On the lecture platform women
OF themselves oft make sights:
But the foot that rocks cradle,
Never kicks for women's rights.
-Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
HARDLY CORDIAL.

visitor-Lovely place this of yours.
Pity it is so far from the station.
HoSt-Yes. If it wasn't I'd have sold
it long ago.-Moonshine.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
Two Classes.

The Music Teacher might settle
here, madam, if thought could OBJ.
tain pupils enough.
She-You might prosper. There are
some here whose voices could be cult.
waited.
The Music Teacher-And others, nc
doubt, who would take lessons?-
Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

DR.. Al performed an operation on
Bornson yesterday.
DR.. B-Yes, know; saw it in the pa.
pers.
Ain the papers?
B+Yes; in the death notices this
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

Mabel-Miss Small is treating poor
tombstone shamefully.
Ethel-O, really, haven't heard any
thing.
Mabel-Haven't you? They say she's
going to marry him.-The King.
BP0iled,
In quest Of sleep my eyes shut.
But fierce discomforts thrill.
bought 1t for mattress, but
1t seems more like grill.
Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
AdVanfageOua TerMl

Il hear that you have compromised
your suit for damages against the P.
D. & @. Railroad company"
EYES,"
"Advantageously?"
"Very."
"What were the terms?"
"They paid my lawyers BILL
Town Topics.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12

ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
SOMEWHAT INVOLVED.

Bulletin.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-09-12
An I.land of Cranes.
Never Car satisfy Their.

"The idea of man holding one of
fee entering upon campaign for an
other one!" exclaimed the politician.
"It's outrageous. He can't help using
his official position to advance his
own interests"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28

lcounty in Iowa, whose voters by ma
jority vote declare In favor of so doing
There Is no reason why the state OF
Iowa should not have the same privilege
as the Individual and secure the per-
Torrance of all services for it, where
the same can be done the cheapest
More money is paid out of the public
treasury for state printing and binding
than is necessary and more than is suf-
ticient to have said work done by the
ordinary printers and binders of the
state. No reasons exist why the office
of state printer and binder should not
be abolished and IL given the power the
democratic party pledges itself to do so.
Economy should govern all public ex-
penditures and wise management Of all
public institutions should be given SO as
to increase the efficiency thereof, the
same as prudent man gives to his pri-
vate business affairs. The office of gov
ernor of Iowa is an office requiring good
business management and in selecting
your candidate attention should be df-
irected towards the one who will render
the people the best services, free from
political intrigues and actuated with the
desire to please all the people of the
state and to do full justice to each and
every citizen or class OF citizens within
its boundary.
pledge my best efforts to the en-
forcement of all laws without favor or
Partially and that Iowa will be given
business administration OF the bust
ness affairs of the state. Respectfully
yours,
(Signed) THOS. j. PHILLIPS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
Dankruptcy Notice

In the district court of the United
States for the Southern district OF Iowa,
Central division. Ii
In the matter OF Walter Anderson,
bankrupt. In bankruptcy.
On this 18th day Of September A. d.
/ 1901, on Ming and reading the petition
of the above named bankrupt for his
B discharge herein, IT is
Ordered, that the 18th day Of October,
A. d., 1901, be and the same is hereby
fixed as the date on or before which all
creditors OF Walter Anderson individ-
uaily and Walter Anderson as mem
her OF the frm OF Anderson & Anderson
and all other persons interested in the
matter OF the discharge In bankruptcy
of the said Bankrupt shall, If they desire
to oppose the same, file in my said
office at Marshalitown, Ia. in said dis
strict. the appearance in writing IN oppo-
sition to the granting of said discharge;
and also within. ten days thereafter file
In my eaid Office specifications and
1 grounds OF said opposition.
Witness my hand hereto at my office
in Marsfaitown, Ia, the day and date
herein flrst above written.
GRAHAM w. LAWRENCE,
Referee In Bankruptcys
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
A susgestion to Genius.

They had Just seated themselves In Z
shady nook by the roadside after a cut
across country and conflict with mul.
tiple farm barriers on the way. After a
pause he glanced at the telegraph wires
overhead and remarked:
II have no doubt that It will not be
many years before the perfection of wire
less telegraphy will do away with all
those unsightly blurs on our rural land
scapes.'
II hope so" she replied. Then, with a
rleful glance at her tattered skirt. she
added, "And further hope that the same
genius will go on making progress in that
line until we are blessed with an era of
wireless tences."-Boston Courier.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
B.vari.n Hop Crop short.

/ Berlin, Sept. 2S.-German hop grow
ers hope to raise the price of American
beer as the result OF the tremendous
shortage In the present years crop In
Bavaria. It is said that the yield OF
hops will be 25O,0O0.o0o pounds less
than in 1900.
or late years the great breweries OF
the United States have drawn their
chief supply of high grade hops from
Bavaria. and in view of this big shrink
age will be compelled to pay fancy
prices for their fayorite staple.
Mr.. Baldwin. United States consul at
Nuremberg, the seat of the hop indus
try, wires the Record Herald corre-
spondent that Germany will produce in
1901 only S13,0O0,OoO pounds of hops
against 55s.0Oo.oOo pounds last year
While. however. the American brewers
will suffer loss in quality. there will
be no scarcity in quantity, inasmuch as
both Austria and England are harvest
ing record crops.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
WOES OF ARMENlANs.
Confirmation Of the Reported Massa
crea in Mush and Saasoun.

! Confirmation Of tho Reported Massa'
4 cres in Mush and Sassoun.
London. Sept. denomination Of re
ported massacres of the Armenian
reaches London thru Francis Stevenson
NJ. p, chairman of the Armenian Relic
Association. Mr.. Stevenson got his in
formation in Vienna, whittier he wen,
to gather evidence against the Turks
| for presentation to the British govern.
ment. He refuses to acquaint the pub.
llic fully with the results of his visit Il
1.-THE Austrian capital, but 1t is known
THAT he met number of influential Ar.
menians and thoroughly equipped him.
self to speak In behalf of the prosecuted
Christians. Mr.. Stevenson said to q
correspondent last night:
Our society, despite small chance Of
success. intends to persevere In its at
tempt to move the Salisbury govern
ment to do something for Armenia
That new outrages have been commit
| ted and that others will follow while the
powers remain inert Is absolutely GER
tain. We hope shortly to possess infor-
nation SO specific and so well authenti-
Gated respecting the progress Of events
| in Armenia that nobody can successful-
lily attack our case.
While it is high time the powers rec
ognized their duty and responsibility.
many stubborn conditions oppose their
action. England is occupied elsewhere.
Russia and Germany are too Jealous Of
each other. The United States hesitates
to embark on so grave an enterprise so
far from home. The Washington gov
eminent might we'll undertake to do
something to defend American missions
in Armenia, but political considerations
interfere. Notwithstanding these
gloomy facts. repeat the Armenian
Relief Association OF London has no in
tention of running away from the task
1t has set ITSELF"
Reports from Mt,eh and Sassun cause
Itne greatest Indignation esIitvsas ,sys nssss-
sionary societies of London. but they
say that they have little hope that the
European concert will take any action
In the matter. The Christian World de-
clares that Russia is playing a game Of
dispasslonate politics in the near east,
and 10 thinking less of hunted Chris
tians than of the shortest road to Con-
stantinople. The feeling is general that
is bursting into flame
thruout the Ottoman empire, and that
sorrowful days are aheal for the Ar
imenian disciples of Christianity.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
stranxe. rsn,t III

"Queer she never got married; she's 80
capable and resourceful woman, 80
earnest and forceful."
us she?"
"Oh, yes. indeed! She's the kind Of
woman who can look out for herself.
Why, she knocked man down once
when he tried to firt with her. she took
a horsewhip to fellow who spoke OF her
in a derogatory manner, and she drove a
peddler four blocks with mop"
Yes. yes" lie returned thoughtfully.
"it is strange that no one ever has SEEM
ed to want her for a wife, isn't 1t ?',-Chi-
cage Post.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
TIE NEW JOURNALIST.
His Remarks ON Lynching Cause
Him Heap of Trouble.

Hin u nCoU VA = HOuoACs i
Il was in the newspaper business once
myself" laughed the portly party. "Wher
l left college, decided that nothing but
journalism would cater to the strenuous
life that l proposed to lead. In looking
over the situation / realized that the
eastern field was too cramped for my
swelling ambition, SO decided upon the
free and boundless west as the only spot
where my budding genius could properly
expand unhampered by the conventionali-
ties of the effete east.
We'll, found small town in the
west where there was no paper and pro-
5ceeded Mt once to gil long felt want.
Soon after I had established my great
molder of opinion lynching took place,
and / felt thnt the situation called for q
few burning words upon the subject.
The result was two column leader,
wherein handled the outrage without
gloves. cannot now recall what said
except the end, which read something
like this: Gentlemen, think twice before
you again drag the name of our beautiful
and future great city through the mud
"Thc edition containing my inspired
and burning words was hardly issued
wien ndu CGil AIoM . uSAe6dS1ou VI
my fellow citizens.
"sWhat can do for you, gentlemen
I asked, realizing that was facing a
condition, not theory.
".We've kim yere, said the spokesman,
TO inform you that we don't take no
shine to that thar article of yourn bout
lynchin'. Our first impression was to
bring rope along with us. but we re-
membered what you said bout thinkin'
twice, so we've jes' called to let you
know that we've had our first think.
Well be yere again tomorrow
81 took the hint and the first train out
OF town. Detroit Free Pres.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
nv The sad Sea Waxes

'well,D said the oyster. you're up
against it. You IRE going to be extinct
in about twenty-five years. "
II know IT." gloomily responded the
lobster. 'but when 60 won't leave any
measly vegetable substitute behind me,
and that's more than you can say. -
Chicago Tribune.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
Leoi.lator Finn Flammed.

Fort Scott, kas., Sept. 2S.-J M.
Davis, member OF the Kansas legls-
lature. today caused the arrest Of a
number of men whom he claims
swindled him out Of s., 900 in foot race.
Davis put up 5000 and the race was
4 to be thrown in his favor. but he was
the victim. The heavy loss. coupled
with the drouth, caused financial ruin,
and he has assigned $4,000 stock
ranch.
The gang has been operating all over
the west. and 1t is learned that an oil
man from Beaumont lost $21 900, an In
Llama sheriff $4,000, a MCPHERSON county.
Kas.. attorney $1,000, and an lola. Kas..
merchant $1,000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
vice Admiral Murray Dies.

London, Sept. 28.-VIce Admiral
Charles Aynsley Murray, c. B., retired,
was killed yesterday near Ringwood by
his horse falling upon him. He was
born in 1921 and entered the navy in
1885, He received several decorations
for services in the Crimea and on the
Baltic
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
a cool Avowal.

"Hnve you the first requisite Of an
actor?" inquired the manager. with
some impotence.
81 have" answered the young man in
a tone of confidence. 1T is true that I
have had no practical experience, but l
have just had my head examined by a
phrenologist, and he says my bump of
self esteem is wonderfully developed. y
Washington Star.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28

A spark from locomotive on the New
York. New Haven and Hartford rail-
road started a, fire in the property OF the
Plymouth Cordage Company at North
Plymouth, Mass, which caused a loss of
500. 900,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
a pouhle Improvement.

A double Improvement.
81 was out to Langley's yesterday.
He's added quite an improvement to his
home"
"Wings?''
'No, twins. &C Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
Inherited Talent.

eve are pleased" said the president Of
the bank to the young clerk. 'to notice
that you always strike the exact and cor
-s 81 R You, answered the new CLERK.
IT think inherit the tnlent."
.'How ia TINT ~
..Well. my mother was a tight rope
walker and my father trick bicyclist. y
Baltimore American.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
.AnNL[YS WILL FILED
The Late Presidents Will Filed
For Probate In the Cam
ton Court.
II Bequeaths All His Property.
Valued at $3.50. 900 to
His Wife.
Provision Made For Helen Nc.
Kinley. His Sister.-The
General News.

| Canton, o., Sept. 2S.-secretary Cor
telyou came here yesterday to assis
Mrs. Mckinley in disposing of matters
connected with the late presidents es
tate. After meeting Mrs. Mckinley the
question OF filing the will was taken uI
and all legal formalities necessary fol
her to subscribe to were disposed of
After this Judge Day and Secretary
Cortelyou went to the office of the pro.
bate Judge and offered the Will of Presi.
dent Mckinley for probate. They car
ried with them the following:
II, Ida s. Mckinley, widow of Will
liam Mckinley, deceased, hereby decline
the administration of his estate and rec
ommend the appointment of William r.
Day and George B. Cortelyou as admin
istrators with the will ANNEXED"
This recommendation bears the date
OF Sept 27. 1901.
Following is the text of President Nc
kinley's will:
Executive Mansion, Washington, d.
CT publish the following as my latest
will and testament, hereby revoking all
former wills.
To my beloved wife, Ida s. McKfn-
ley, bequeath all of my real estate.
wherever situated, and the income of
any personal property of which I may
be possessed at death, during her natur-
al life. / make the following charge
upon all of my property, both real and
personal. To pay my mother during
her life one thousand dollars per year,
and at her death said sum to be paid to
my sister, Helen Mckinley. If the in
come from property be insufficient to
keep my wife in great comfort and pay
the annuity above provided. then I di-
rect that such of my property be sold so
as to make a sum adequate for both
purposes. Whatever property remains
brother and sisters share and share
alike. My chief concern is that my wife
from my estate shall have all che re-
quirea for her comfort and pleasure,
and that my mother shall be provided
with whatever money she requires to
make her old age comfortable and hap
py.
Witness my hand and seal. this 22d
day OF October, 1897, to last will and tes-
lament, made at the city Of Washing
ton, d. G.
tsigned) WILLIAM M'KINLEY.
"(Seal.) The foregoing will was Wit
.sssH iur me etss titor Sss,:.
his name sIgneI hereto In our presence
and our signature hereto In his pres
ence.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
III coRrELYou.
"CHARLES LOEFFLEF

CHARLES LOEFFLER.
It is given out ON authority that the
Mckinley estate will total 1926, 900 to
$3.50, 900, including life insurance OF $67,-
600. Aside from the $4,000 mentioned,
the estate consists OF real estate here
and contiguous to Canton and of de-
posits in Washington banks. Monday
morning at CLOCK has been fixed by
the probate court for hearing prior to
probating the will. Then, 1t is expected
Secretary Cortelyou and Judge Day will
be finally appointed administrators OF
the estate, with ali annexed and will
give bond.
Secretary Cortelyou made the neces-
sary affidavit yesterday as to the genu-
ineness of the signature of the president
and of his own Mr.. Loeffler will reach
here today and make affidavit as to his
signature and to having seen the presi-
dent attach his name to the document.
The will is in the presidents own hand
writing and is on executive mansion LETT
ter paper.
Since the will was drawn Mrs. Nc
Kinley, the mother of the late presi-
dent, for whose support the will pro-
vided, has died. leaving Mrs. Mckinley.
his wife, to receive the entire income
from the estate during her life.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-09-28
NOW MARRIED WOMEN MAY.
HETAIrasTHEM

Besides. comedy to tho extent of sweetness. grace
a syustneSrys often lose these powers when nature
ID is perioJ Of gsstatica in,posss upon them the
New-York tribune., 1901-01-31

favorable features In the situation. but simply to
a continued absence of buyers in the market ana
the consequent forced offering of stocks The ao-
sence of a buying demand is due to the excess or
supply demand in India and China and the
high rates of money particularly in London. While
ii is not expected that the present situation VIII
be relieved in the immediate future by a marked
decrease in the supply it is thought that the fact
that within a month little more the price of
bar silver has declined five cents ounce. and
the possible further decline will bring buyers into
the market whose purchases against an expected
advance later on will materially strengthen the
present market.