Arizona republican., 1901-09-13
TALK OF THE DAY

Ssf Sse stees$ . Q ' . . 4ltfe se . 2 e Me P Edward Tuck of Paris has promised Rockingham county. N. H.. for display in the court house at Exeter. a portrait of Amo: Tuck. his father. who was one of the first free soil representatives in congress. He was chosen from New Hampshire in 1S46 and was twice re- elected. President Lincoln made him naval officer of the port of Boston m 1861.
 ''I did not know that you knew my wife"
 "Oh, yes. very we'll"
 Where did you meet?" Never before: but one of my serv- ants lived at your home two months '' -Fliegenda Batter.
 
 An entertaining damage suit has re- gently been decided in Abingdon. III. A man there painted d picture of i rooster wearing a stovepipe hat, and labeled with the initials of an acquain- tance. The aggrieved person sued for S10.O00. The defendant Swore that the plaintiff had no means of support an roasted at the home of his parents. Tiie jury awarded one cent to the plaintiff. Mrs Wrencher-I suppose you have learned a great deal since your mar riage2
 Mrs John Newbird-Oh. yes; I have. know now that it isn't at all practi- cable to send John off in the morning with ice cream in his luncheon basket. i-Harper's BazaT.
 According to -advices from Kiel the new high school there for the teaching of ship building and construction of machinery will be opened in 1903. " writes the Berlin correspondent of the London Express. The school vii! be wholly in the hands of the state. but the cost will only in part be borne by the state. the town of Kiel contributing e3.OoO. There will be one department for the learning of ship building, each course lasting one year. and another department for machinery. the course of instruction being divided into fou' quarters of the year. classes being held in the evenings and on Sundays foI shiDwrights. locksmiths and smiths The kIupp Germania Wharf has al ready promised as much as s25O annu- ally for the next ten years toward the expense
 ''I doa't see.- he said to the publi; official. why you get out of the way just at this time. Some of your enc mics are under investigation, and yor ought to be able to tell lot concern. ] ing them"
 True" answered the man who had taken to the tall timber. but what as su-anoe have I that the investigator will coniine their attention and the:i questions to what other people hay, .done?"-Chicago Post.
 
 Her masterly effort had been receive. with extreme favor by the other mem bers of the woman's club. There can be no doubt" asserte. one of her admirers. that you are en { ti:-ed to the laurel wreath.''- Laurel wreath" repeated the bud ding poet, bitterly. Whats the mat ter? Can't the club afford any roses?' l-Chicago Post.
 Charlotte county, Pa. has erected monument to it's confederate dead I was recently unveiled with elaborat ceremonies.
 Do you think the north pole vii ever be discovered?" asked the sci enlist.
 'I couldn't say" answered the capi talist. Possibly a trust may som time be persuaded that there is none in it. it."-Washington Star.
 
 will there. ever be d tunnel f-or Europe to Africa?" inquires the Len don Express. Then 1t answers for it self thus: Tt seems hardly probabi. and yet a French engineer named Bel Her has just proposed to the govern ments of Spain and Morocco the cor struction of tunnel under the strait of Gibraltar for the dual purpose C establishing railway connection be tween France and Algiers and of bring ing Morocco into closer connection w.t European civilization. The tunnt would have to run nearly twenty mile under the sea, the entire length of tn undertaking being estimated at twenty five miles. The total cost would b about e4.745. .SOO."
 Nubbs-He went into the editors oi flee like a roaring lion and came ou like postage stump.
 Hubbs-How was that?
 s-Licked.-Detroit Free Press I