Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-08-31

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Maud-Pd hate to thin,
throw yourself at Fred \ ..ss.
not? He's a good catch-eI .4.
Penelope-I'll just ruin sssabx'
ion going in bathing 50 nv,
l wouldn't care. No ON .sg.Is|
it." sn4I.
Soak-Do you always D,
Freshby-Always. Soak-r
ly-Because they won't Il.
out.
She-They say his busipa
success. He-Yes; the frr
ten thousand dollars a =,
away from it.
Engaging Frankness. =
told him everything. n
candor! Millie-And what
-Plck-Me-Up.
Did Mrs. HighIife's tran.
fit Well?" Eyes; but it ca,
she had to give up her trim III
home. "-Tit-Bits. rs
RObson-Do you think ha|1
hear? Dobson-I should la ss1sH
ten to old Smith-he's smaa n
New York Tribune. sNslo
"A missing Michigan g1 sese
to be the victim of love Ory
lism." well, in either casa
up" -CIeveland Plain Dealg AsS
Editor-Tim, if young Nj lzaI,
calls this morning, tell him "A
at 2 o'clock. Tim-IiS, SOr Oh
shall | tell him if he don't call *
Never Too Late.-"Im eli.
and never smoked in my life
don't get discouraged; you
will afterward. "-IndianapOl Fl.
First lawyer just concUl sn'
successful case. Second Law a''
client won, Ell? First LaWya
but 1 got my fees.-Ohio State
Mrs. GrabaIl-Ther boarder
in bout Their milk bein' 50 b ~
mer Graball-Tell 'em ther cad
eat nuthin' 'cept blue grass
Weekly.
Bobbs-There goes q fell
makes extravagant Statements iii
He looks respectable. Wild 81
Bobbs-I don't know bis nam aA
writes our gas bills.
Manager am sorry that you
resign. What is the UONNle}
It is too much Of a strain on uhe
to live up to the salary your pt
says | get.-Baltimore Herald So
"Now, gentlemen" said theI s.
name some of the beautieS
ton" And a facetious Studa
back row shouted: "Pptv ii
teachers!w -PhiladeIphia Recn. 2
Admitting Mother-Now,
what do you say to Mr.. Bildai "A
ing you that penny? Tommy
Mr.. Bildad. | wisht it Wuz a
Ohio State Journal.
MY wife makes me stand
can't deny that" doesn't It'll
your" mo; our baby is the liyl
of me-and he makes her stand
Chicago Record-Herald.
Does Mrs. Smith consider
as wicked a pursuit as she d
well, no. You see her huSba
her all the feathers from the
brings home, and she is MAXI
of down pillows"
"Snicker's jokes are very tl I
planned Dinsmore. perhaps
them that way for your spe.4
fit" suggested Winterbottom
that?" ITO enable you to see
them. ohio State Journal &
Strawber-Clubberly ratherg
self away when he went to chni
Miss Summit the other day. "
What did he do? STRAWBERRY
ed the usher to check his hat d
Mabel-What made you accq
Clara-Algy.
How many commandments
Lord give to Moses" inquired =
Of little 6-year-old Willie, upa B
turn from Sunday school. II
not remember, so to promp
held up her ten fingers. "VN
now" he said, triumphantV
hands full.
How does it happen" inQ2 E
stranger, that all the lmp%k
are being made in this one
1T doesn't happen at all, ST,
the citizen who was showing
the place majestically. ID 1
street l live in. l am chaITuD
Town Council, sir"
Tess-There goes Ursula ~
Jack Timmid. JeSs-leS, SDS'
her cap for him. Tess-Do u!
think she cares for him? u
indeed. You know her full
Ursula May Hope. Wen
all her letters to him now
Hope" -Philadelphia Press
Mother-I wish you Woulu
Grand for me. Small SOL
aches awful MOthCr-IOV