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son-Schley controversy upon Congress.
That would be terrible.-Buffalo News.
Only two deer hunters have been shot
up to date; but prospects for success
full season are still considered good.-De-
troit News.
New York is not what Tammany
makes it. On the contrary, Tammany is
what New York encourages it to be.-De-
troit Free Press.
BY the time all the volunteers have
been called out England will be a good
place for the banished Beers to settle in.
Grand Rapids Press.
The Pan-American deficit is only $3,-
100000. and it is believed that at least
| 81 worth Of trade has bsen promoted
. Detroit Free Press.
! A Missouri minister is accused Of
| preaching a sermon on THE plague Of old
maids" Some ministers have been known
to act the part themselves.-St. Paul
| Dispatch.
/ President Roosevelt refuses TO ride be-
| hind dock-tailed horses. He believes the
| practice Of cutting of the tails is cruel
and unnecessary. Good for him.-Buf-
| falo Times.
When we reflect that all the money Mr..
Croker has to spend in campaigns might
otherwise be private income, we can I'M
derstand his hatred Of reformers.-De-
troit News.
Heretofore the cost of sending mission
aries was all that had 10 be considered.
| Now the expense of getting them again
is quite an item.-~Leslie Mich, Local
Republican.
In States where women vote il is
notice able fact that gooi officials hold
| office. This, in itself, is the best argu-
| ment in favor of woman suffrage. --New
York News.
Anyway, Minister WI may be pretty
thankful that before be was called back
to poor benighted heather China he was
| permitted TO see a football game.-Grane
Rapids Press.
1t was a Chicago editor who gave this
horse sense reply to the query as to what
constituted "a wise man: 1T is one who
knows what not TO say" True, every
word of it.--Buffaio Times.
President Roosevelt has been duly de-
clared a doctor OF laws by Yale College.
The degree in this case is not misplaced,
for the recipient can read his Latin d.
ploma.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Platforms are not Interchangeable, as
some think. They shift as events and
sentiment shift. and it is wise plat
form that shifts promptly and obedient'
~. Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Michigan woman who went over
/ ~ 60 lie ha VI n
fool to attempt the perilous experiment
She can rest assured that she is not alone
in this sentiment. Muskegon News.
Surgeons are doing wonderful things
In France they have supplied patient
with an artificial larynx which can never
: feel fatigue. What a chance for the
coming campaign orator.--Boston Globe
} Edward has cancer in his throat
: again this morning. Miss Stone is agar
] alive. President Roosevelt win urge re
r ciprocity. So we 30 up and we so dow
on the teeter-board OF the news.--St Pau
, Dispatch.
Lynch law is ali wrong. TO be sure bu
those citizens of hex, Colo,, who horse
whipped citizen because he had con
tracted the habit of whipping his wife
| u
, apolis Times.
When the curtain went up for about
the seventh recall ON Under Southern
Skies" W. A. Brady was caught kissing
his wife, Grace George, and started a
new stampede of applause. Here is a
hint for enterprising managers Buffalo
News.
The easy marks Of this country are
responsible for the prevalence Of the
swindling business in all its phases, A
get-rich-quick company Of Boston, on the
Franklin syndicate plan has just cleared
up 81, 100000 aud disappeared. Buffalo
: News.
young colored woman in Chicago
tried to stop duel between two of her
admirers. like Mistress Alice Lee in
Scotts novel, but stopped two bullets in,
stead. The incident in real life was more
ovcrcol0red than in the novelist. Paul
Dispatch.
1t takes a lively municipal campaign to
bring out the wickedness Of our biggest
cities. New York and Philadelphia seem
to be several lengths ahead of Sodom and
Gomorrah in general viciousness, and
Chicago has Babylon beaten to a stand
still.-Cleveiand Plain Dealer
On Thursday a woman was taken to
Bellevue hospital in New York City, suf-
fering from starvation, while her child,
rendered insane from hunger and want,
was sent to Ran ialls Island. Yet We
pirate about the twentieth century Chris
tianity and civilization! Buffalo Times.
1t cost Mr.. Richard Mansfield, the ac-
tor, SO to kick one OF the supers who
came betwixt the vino and his nobility.
1t costs nothing &C. so before the curtain
and insult an audience in a speech. We
advise Mr.. X. Mansfield to stick to the
speeeh-making and let the simple super
co. New York Evening Sun.
The precedent Of swift, sensational
justice set by Buffalo in the case OF the
assassin Of William Mckinley Is being
followed by the lower courts here, as evil
denced In the County Court on Friday,
when, in the ease OF burglar the jury
was selected and the prisoner found gull
ty in 32 minutes The time would have
been shorter had one Of the witnesses
not beer a woman Buffalo Times.
When divorced women are so oyerjoyed
that they kiss their lawyer and try TO
kiss the judge it is time for young woIa-
en to try to be careful in the rejection Of
husband Il Is better to be al old maid
than to be kissing lawyers and Judges in
the gIadness of release from marriage
that never should have been.-St. Louis
Dispatch.
Wisconsin hunter lived long enough