The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-05-17

- dear ANY time within the next
hours.-Harpers Bazaar
Eyes she wouldn't speak to the edi-
tor when she met him." Had ne OF
fonded herT' I should say he nao.
His society reporter called her one OF
the last century's buds."-Cleveianu
Plain Dealer
Only One Theory: How in the world
did she ever come to marry man win
one legY' 81 don't know, unless It can
no traced to her strong liking for dam
aged goods that come cheap -Oni-
cago Times Herald.
Tourist understand that you nav, nav
roles of the war for sale. my niue
man? we did have" replied the Doy'
..but they have bought us out. an the
swords daddy buried last week won |
get rusted fore summer.
uxnosure: "Where are you rushlhg
so fast?" up to the health once -
= get vaccinated." "Eh! Been expos
! edq, yep. Telephone girl this morn
: tho gave me the pest-house NUMBER Dy
mistake. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer
niner-"Come. tell me straight Is
e onv real advantage to a man "h'
. gives you a tipT' Trutntul " ~
suonestlv. can't say that it Is; out
a is apt to go hard with the gent -na-
that doesn't tip me."-Boston Tram
le cript
m Awe-struck Visitor-It must be yer
in d,aicnlt TO produce such an exquisi'
)" work of art. Dealer-Nonsense' a
nd most ANYBODY can paint picture o
I'd endinp a victim to buy it after II
nainted is where the art comes H.
as Tit Bits.
"a whats all that crowd Of won
his orar there at Bargen's?" "Shopp'
sed who read Bargen's 'ad.' " but ina
For an unusually large crowd for so ca
ON IN tho morning" Il know. but the
he said. Come early and avoiu
the crowd "-Ex.
de- Tainted: II hear you want 10
i'm ,orr DOC Pat. They tell me he ha
east nedigree." "Shure. an Oh niver ~
lere ad II sor. Anyhow. he's nothin
'ody MUMMY Wit. an Orm thlnkin as
ding hon he afther outgrowin' It. sor
till! Philadelphia Bulletin.
sked 81 am sorry for you, my boy
had a., old man Il feel certain you
Vneh about to wed a woman that Goes
ne know how to cook 1T mign'
,ould worse father" answered the y'
iouse man "She has promised never &c
Iesp, - ,oorn Indianapolis Journal.
says ..wbat can do for your asked
80, - druggist. who had been arouseu
w his sleep by the violent ringing o
y night bell. "Why, m fr'en'' sai
'aii, Vonter 81 want look atyer city
An ~ an shee what my 'dresh ism
ne can 90 Observation-Disclosures IT
: ~, az cause Of the feud: Mr.. Medder
'que9' eT1i slocum an Bill Hocorn
Zines speakin' now" Mrs. Meuue. :
80. .,.' $40 tell! What's upY Mr. A'
orass-"Hi claims his tn mometer
oges ten degrees lower'n Bilis IN
or an fifteen degrees higher Ill
Cured mer." Baltimore American
of the .No can make you no contrit
ngland I don't believe in sending OUT ,
ch the missionaries" but lhe ~
The command us to feed the hungry
e was man of wealth shrugged his sno
nation, well. I'd feed them something
during or than missionaries he re]olne
as paid the brusquerie that characters
ter ran class.-what to Eat.
hanged Charley, dear" said young NJ
follow l,,ns II am going to TUT
has, IN now leaf" "In what come
sited IN I'm going to quit being
merri- lions | have always dishke'
airman' Gin anything on Friday" he'
iguities' very silly Of you" We'll yo'
Perhaps ments have convinced me. &c
eport as that new dress l was talking
ohoutgr yves" "Weh'
70 start out and buy the mai
Friday, just to show I'm not
lxed - Washington Star.