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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
For Beach or Mnterf

Il wish to get bathing suit" she
said.
What kind, please?" asked the sales.
man.
'Oh, as to color
Il don't mean the COLOR he explain
ed politely. DO you want something
that will or Will not wash Chicago
Post
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
To Heal "A Hurt

Use Banner Salves, the great healer.
It's guaranteed for cuts, wounds, sores,
piles and all skin diseases. Use no
substitute. Hatch Bros, and Ben
nett's pharmacy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22

Both my children were taken with
whooping cough writes Mrs . +
Dutton of Danvllle. Ill "A small bot
tie Of FoleyS Honey ana Tar cured the
cough and saved me a doctors bill '
Hatch Bros. and Benefits Pharma-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
when the world win BE Full.

If we apply to the fuf ire growth az
the worlds population the rate Of in
crease that obtained during the nine
teenth century-one person per hum
dred per year-we obtain the following
forecast:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22

Extreme heat is a great tax upou
the digestive power of babies: when
puny and feeble they should be given
a dose of Whites Cream Vermifuge
Price 2oc at Bennett's
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
They Work While You SIsen.

While your mind and body rest Cas-
carets Candy Cathartic repair your
digestion, your liver, your bowels,
put them in perfect order. GenuiG
tablets stamped c. c. c. Never sofa
in bulk. All druggists, Ioc.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
summer wistfnIness.

les' sits here a-wishin an a-wishin all de dav;
visit dey'd git de col wave fig an hang it out
10 stay.
visit dat We was gatherin de sweet persimmon
crop
An shakin at de trees to git de hick@ nuts 10
drop.
I'd Ike to see de autumn leaves in gohgeousness
complete
An den walk in De woods an feel EN- serunchin
neat my feet.
wisht my feet would wobble when strikes q
slidin track
An visit some boy would hit me wifi SNOWFALL
in de back.
But here is a-moanin at de holiness Of de breeze
An hstenin TO &c focuses a-sCreamin in de trees
An longin foh de freshness dat seems so far
away;
ies sits Lore a.wishin an R-wishin all de day.
Washington star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
Millions Of No. n ner.ans I.

As there are 10000 600 square miles
of land on the earth, and rs we are to
consider Loco persons TO each square
mile as the equivalent of the worlds
being full, it follows that we want a
world population of 52.o0o.00000O Of
persons to fulfill this condition.
a glance at the above statement Of
growth in the worlds population shows
that the necessary growth from 1900
000.oUo in the year 1900 to the $1,000
o00.0o0 of persons wanted for our pur-
pose will eventuate in the year 2230. al
most $50 years ahead Of the present
time. when. as the Illustration suggests.
il may be necessary to hang out Il no
tice 10 the effect that the world is full
TO the utmost limit.-CoSmop0litan.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22

Much pain and uneasiness is caused
by piles, sparing neither age nor sex.
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment cures
the most obstinate cases. Price SOC in
bottle, tubes 75c, at Benefits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22

ASK for Lorna. the new perfume st
Hatch Bros drug store.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

suit OF their occupations which is of
incalcuable value In their pursuits.
That the wind blowcth where II listeth
is a proverbal assertion of It's insta-
bility. but the wind is subjected 10
laws which are as constant in their
effect as the laws Of gravitation.
In meteurologN, AS in other sciences,
there arr depths far beyond the limits
of our knowledge, or any knowledge
presumably which mankind Is ever
likely to acouirc But although We
may feel very small in the presence
of this abyss. vet we can and should
make the most OF what is unen for
observation to those who seek it, There
is no man or woman. boy or girl,
blessed with average intelligence ana
a pair of eyes who may not become.
In measure and degree. weather
observer and forccaster. Savag"s are
born meteorologists. They need to he.
for upon their perceptions of climatic
conditions depend not merely their
subsistence. but their very lives. our
artificial lives preclude us from the
necessity of doing for ourselves what
others do for us Nevertheless, an at
tcrtivc observation of the clouds,
which Ruskin has taught us to believe
are the most beautiful of all concrete
natural phenomena, is not only de-
light in itself. but cnlargcs the mind.
sharpens the faculties and unfetters us
from the sordd yoke of our material
existence to degree those only can
understand who have diligently ana
Systematically tried the experiment.
The lecture which is to be delivered
tomorrow evening. by Hon. Wills l."
Moore promises to be as largely at
tended as il will be worthy of atten-
tion. Mctcorology is very far indeed,
from being all uninteresting subject or
a dismal science; but it is one which
has suffered in attracting disciples
from the lack of popular exposition.
Mr.. Moore is doing what he can to re-
move that reproach from the service
with which he is idcnihcd.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
ONLY A BIRD.

Dr. g. L, D, Rounseville, surgeon Of the Wis
consin Central railroad, has dropped into poetry
for the expression al some OF his ideas lie
wished To tell some OF his friends the other day
his views on the old doctrine of transmigration
oi souls, and he chose verse for his vehicle Thi:
is what and how he told them;
score OF lumber jacks one day
Came To town to vile the time away
Sought an inn TO qucnch their thirst,
And fill the Qlucc with liblld mrth,
Round after round, the place would ling
With the hoisterous songs their comrades sing,
wss. the butt OF all the town,
incouth in looks. but still clown,
MJs made panty To their fun.
"Ne'll get him drunk" ssid more than one,
With ileqltnJ drink they made him mellow.
Twas lots OF fun Tor every fellow.
Till all at once he topplcd "'cr
Ana sprawled his length upon the aoor.
They carried him to an outer room,
Laid him by, in his drunken Swoon
Resolved upon him a trick To play.
whats the difference, hes only Jay,
Let's tar and feather hin" said one.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

u W II ALL know something
NV about the weather. 1t
would he greatly To our
individual advantage If
We knew more 1t is true that within
the list twenty years or so metreologl-
cal study and meteorological science
have marvellously developed, not only
in the United States but, following our
lead, throughout the civilized world,
Meteorological stations are now as
common as astron omical observatories,
and from more than one standpoint,
of greater Importance.
Mcteor6losy and astronomy are the
least empirical of all the fundamental
sciences in their forecasts and obser-
vatioBs a cyclone may be predicted
with .he exactness and certainty of
an eclipse, not, of course, years or
months beforehand, but with a certi-
iucle not the less remarkable and cer-
tainly. none the less important To
mankind because il only amounts 10
days instead OF centuries, Meteorolo-
gy Is unquestionably one of the most
serviceable and profitable of the
Younger sciences. IT saves millions
worth OF property and thousands of
lives every year at a comparatively iu-
significant cost to the nation. 1t does
more; it affords shipping, agriculture
and communities situated in cyclonic
reaions sense of security in the pun
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
The Presidents Journey.

r + COMPLETED as planned. the
Presidents journey viii cover a
n distance nf 2a.p0c miles an in
clude visits to thirty of the forty
iiN" stJt"it Hnd tu two of the three ter
riiori"H--thc most extensive journey
eyer tak,i, oy an American executive
and "rc which viii bring him into close
touch with u larger number Of his fel-
l"" -citiH"nS than WAS ever seen face TO
ia"" by any predecessor in the White
House. Moreover. having now won his
second 'ir' '!oi!. there is no personal
p"iti"s in th" journey but simply the
desire uf president and people to meet
on common ground In honor of each
ether and of the common country.
There Is. ot course. politics in the ell
terrriso, but Of the higher order which
"N,rstcus pnrty lines AMI makes TO"
Ia" national advancement
In bis speeches the pre- lent has EN-
! l.sized certain broad dc Itrines upon
which the future welfare of our colln-
Try depends. He has cXtoled national
unity. the burial of oil sectional preilI-
diccs, tho oneness of civic thought and
purpose between East and West and
between North and South. To this pur-
pos" he has contributed more than any
contemporary, as the warmth of his
welcome by the South attests.
He has also proclaimed the new needs
in tho old doctrine Of protection to
American industry and labor-cxpan-
sion Of our foreign commerce, the cul-
'iTation of friendly relations with the
other nations Of the earth the upbuild-
Ing OF II merchant marine whereby our
exporters may declare independcnce of
Foreign vessel owners in the carrying
OF American made goods to compete in
foreign markets.
Finally he has emphasized the moral
duties of this powerful nation, which is
Just beginning. so far as world-wilc
questions go, to see and realize it's pow-
CTS ana opportunities. Recent events
have Involved us in a tr,,Stceship over
certain alien peoples. The presidents
word is for honesty. justice and
patience in tn" performance of this
difficult trust T9ut not less urgent is
IN" need to care properly for the S.
Wo,0uo of blacks who inlabit the heart
~ uur home land. ana with respect to
lhis pnrpleXing rae" problem the presi-
dent counScs Industry. federation and
giving To all a fair and an honorable
chance.
This Is the substance of the politics
IN til" presidents travel and daily
speech 1t is not partisan politics
further than his administration hy af-
iIrning and supporting such policies
tends 10 identify them with the Repub-
liran party. There Is no benefit tn that
party in the presidents programme
which Is not equally a benefit to citi-
H"ns belonging to the other political
parties of nuv time. That the presi-
dents pilgrimage mag have the effect
10 strengthen the Republican party'S
bold upon the good will of the people
can only come by reason of the knowl-
edge which it will quicken that the
Republican party as represented by tho
administration OF William Mckinley
mas hccn true to its principles and
promises and has proved its adminis-
tratiNr efficiency.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
NEW MUSIC.

Among recent publications OF the Oliver Duaon
company We IoIe the following songs which are
WORTHY Of the attention ol music lovers; When
All the World Is iouus, Lad" a composition
Tor medium voice by Edith Kowcua NoyCs sct
to the words oi Charles king,ey', popular vcrNr;
"Lullaby Land" Tor high voice words by
Lena 5 Thompson, music uy Lyle {. True; "Ah
Love, but a Day" in which Julian Pascal has
woven mcuud BroVHiuG's wcllhrown words a
chsrmins melody tor medium voice; and Two
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Considering that he has as yet hard
~ any Inorcy to work with. Director
Roche is certainly making the public
works department present u good ap-
pearanc" Of activity There is little
doubt that when he gets in full swing
things will move in his department.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
S,'EANruN. APRIL 6. 1901.

II r. estimated that AZ the present
relative ratio Of growth, New York
in fifteen Years VIII be bigger than
London In oli but numbers New York
H. bigprr now.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Again We remark that il is nigh
time the city and people of Scranton
were attending 10 the founding and
support OF summer vacation schools,
such AZ are doing so great and splen-
did work among the less fortunate
classes in not few other cities.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
rtIE FLAT R.>TE FOR ADVERTISING.
The following tablc shows the price per inch
each insertion space to he used within one yea' .

Tor cards Of thauhs. resolutions Of condolehce
and similar nuntribGtous in the uaturc nj ai'
'"rtislnS The Tribune makes cldrgc OF . cents
lihc.
Ric' for Classified Mlyorti.rg furnished on
application.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Twas only to speak, and IL was done.
They trimmed him up with feathers gay,
Lett him TO snore his drunk away;
They'd taken in 'nccr all tho town
Aud coming back for one more round,
Happened TO think Of the icatherc,i wi2ht,
Wondering II he'd come out all right.
Now lets 30 and wake him up
And asked him TO have another cup
They went aud pcckcd through the door;
Then all set mp a mighty roar.
When suddenly waking from his sleep
Mud slowly struggling to his feet,
Trying TO pull himself together
Espied his suit Of tar and feather.
While round him stared the motcly group.
He tried his senses to rccoup,
Then feeling o'cr his ieathercd frame,
Soliloquiacd IN quaint refrain,
Just as expected, I've been Inferred.
Dead: In eternity: And bird"
-.--------
'1s it no. lovely, when husband and wife /
,lways Of The same opinion?"
"Cortainly only II makes such great di
ference whose opinion 1t s."--Brookl,n lite.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

The famous Pennsylvania hospital,
the buildings and grounds of which
occupy the great square from Eighth
ro Ninth streets and from Spruce to
me, Philadelphia. and whose greater
grounds and spacious buildings for the
cave of Inc insane are situated far
over in Wrst Philadelphia. is about
to keep the one hundred and fftieth
anniversary of its founding. 1t has
cared for over 1000 patients, % per
cent. of them being of those whom the
hospital itself had to support while in
its care. Saturday next. May II, will
be the anniversary of this noble in
stitution. Another new structure for
its work, in addition to those IN use
will be dedicated on that day.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
Lace
Curtains
at Factory
Prices This
Week..
" cCk. 800.

To close out our entire stock Of
Lace Curtains at once, owing to lack
of proper display space to show to
advantage the large assortment Of
curtains necessary for us to carry in
stock, we have decided to discon.
tinue our Lace Curtain department
and to close out the entire line in
the quickest possible time--have cut
the prices away down. We ask no
profit on any of the numbers, and in
many instances have marked them
away below cost. It is impossible to
give description of the many quail
ties and designs.
The low prices marked on them
will have to do the talking. The
following are some of the reductions
we have made
At SOC, reduced from 75c.
At 75c, reduced from $1.OO
At 95c, reduced from $1.25.
At $1.25, reduced from $1.75.
At $1.5O, reduced from $500.
At S1.75, reduced from $3.50.
At S2.25, reduced from $500.
At $500, reduced from $4.OO.
At $3.SS, reduced from $500.
At $4.75, reduced from $500.
At $3.50, reduced from $7OO.
At $e.75, reduced from $3.50.
At $3.50, reduced from $1,000.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
Diseases of Farm Animals.

" \ SUPPORT Of its request to the
legislature for an appropria ion
u of $4,000 for the next two years,
to continue the work of the
State Live stock sanitary board, the
legislative committee of the Pennsyl-
vana Veterinary Medical association
has issued timely statement in re-
latlon 10 the need for continuous in
yesligations concerning the diseases of
animals.
After arguing al length to establish
the usefulness Of domestic animals in
agriculture. a fact few will dispute. the
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Mayor" Robinson doubtless thinks
that little practice in running for
the city chief magistrary may come
in handy later on.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Colonel Guifey, it is safe to say. Is
a reformer for appearances only.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Iiammerng the trolley car fiat wheel
seems only to make it worse.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

The Philadelphia. Press denies that
it committed contempt of court, Tech
nically, perhaps not; but contempt of
truth is quite as bad.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

The voting of a little less city money
TO favorites on the pay roll and little
more to Nay Aug park would become
CnuncilS.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Minister COnger says the bravest
whites in China are the missionaries.
The conspiracy to malign them Is not
panning out worth n cent.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

The public will welcome a test Of the
truth of Councilman divers recent
cmments upon the chief of police and
city detective. Let the band play.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06

Already, with the coming OF tha
first week of May, some of Scranton's
residents who have for years had the
happiness of possessing country homes
are preparing to fit to them at once
for the season. Therefore. though it
be- some weeks yet before the opening
time of st. Luke's Summer Home at
Cresco, for the poor, over-worked
mothers and the little children of this
city who without that home could
have no summer rest Or upbuildinS at
all. We make the plea that those who
are going away for a prolonged good
time will remember it before they go.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
! Scientific v Gather Lore.

v W yE ALL know something
wv about the weather. 1t
would be greatly to our
individual advantage IL
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-06
For Southern Education.

.HE TRIP Of prominent north
ern men. of which We recent
" took notice, to Hampton,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24

the system. Wait until the after-effects
develop for the proof of this. This APP
plies particularly to rock and rye for
colds and morphine taken with any ex-
cuse, but all medicines exert certain
after-effect having a medicinal effect,
and also a so-called drug effect, which it
is the ambition of experimental medicine
to avoid OF counterfeit by substitutes or
inprover~ prepare tons.
The idea that. fresh air is necessarily
cold air and that it travels in a draft.
Both are Injurious, but some people want
to feel fresh air as we'll as breathe it. :.
The idea that it is wise to throw off
the clothing if it becomes too hot. Keep
cool and take things slowly, even in cool
ing off,
The idea that consumption is always
hereditary Less than Is per cent of
cases are due to this influence. The re-
mainder are due to poor living, catching
cold and nervous exhaustion and .eonta-
gien Three-fourths of the cases of con-
Sumption occur in men before the age of
Twenty-Five. and. in women during the
teens.
The idea that he who is ahead wins.
In the death race for bread and com
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24


ability of the victim whose particular
stomach is to be tested.
The idea that morbid processes are
necessarily destructive; they are often
conservative. Disease is sometimes
natures method of ripening or overcome
ing wrong or removing the effects Of
some baneful or disturbing agent. The
clinic picture is made up of evidences of
reaction as well as of morbid action.
The idea that health consists in feel
ing well. and sickness in feeling sick.
Those who feel sick are not always sick,
but sometimes well, and contrawise those
who may feel well may be sick; but, after
all. feeling has good deal to do with it.
The idea that if one is i'll, takes drugs
and gets well, there is any connection
between the remedy and the result. 1t
nav be coincidence, and the disease
might get we'll of itself; nor does the
repetition of such cases establish any
thing more than probability that the
remedy was good and the proper thing
in the proper place.
The last faliacy that I was going to
| present is rar-ser a personal one from the
physicians standpoint, it is the idea that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24

many people have that physician does
not need money but lives chameleonlike
on air. Has he not eyes, ears, etc. (see
shylock) like other men2 He works
twenty-four hours in the day, seven days
in the week. He wakes when you sleep.
He faces the storm when you are safely
housed against the raging elements. He
is always ready and never sleeps; at
least most of his patients think so, for
they demand his immediate attention at
all times and seasons and in all wealth
er. His account is a debt of honor and
your most appreciative gratitude lies in
your pocket. The physician is more to
you than tear and coffee or calico. He
adds his sympathy and interest, he bears
a part Of the anxiety and suffering of
your irving moments and advises you in
times of danger. pain and peril
The idea that a string of amber beads
will ward off bronchial troubles; the idea
that a horse chestnut in the pocket will
ward off rheumatism; that piece of
money that you find will bring luck and
more money, that a horseshoe is lucky
to have over the door; and the idea that
we should lock arms on the street to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24

potency success often means bodily fail-
ure, and nine-tenths of the winners die
on the track.
The idea that personal resemblances
entail similar characteristics of mind
and body Like father, like son, may
be true, and blood may tell, but some
The idea that great draughts of Ice
water ouenchythirss. A little piece of
ice allowed to dissolve slowly In the
mouth is better than big piece in the
pitcher, just sas concentrated sweetness
is better than much diluted sweetness
long drawn out
The idea that much clothing, and bed
clothes hot rooms and close confinement
will prevent colds and sickness. The
more a thriftless youth is aided the more
aid he needs. and the less able he is to
take care of himself. If you keep the
body too warm 1t will not take the
! trouble to keep itself warm.
The idea that pie is essentially indi-
gestible; the quality of indigestibilfty can
not be logically affirmed of any article
of food absolutely and apart from con-
! sideration of the digestive capacity and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24

prevent the devil from passing between
us and picking a quarrel, with host OF
other superstitions are just as foolish as
these fallacies. but In spite of sober
sense we cling to a great deal of nom
sense and find joy and comfort IN our
blind faith.
There is an idea that there are rules of
health. but that is fallacious. Every man
must be law to himself There is 40
rule without an exception. This state
ment Is a rule and therefore has its ex-
ceptions That which has an exception
cannot be rule. therefore there are no
rules. Having reached this end with a
falIacy it Is time to stop with the fare
we'll fallacious idea that all advice Is
good advice. Leon Noel
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24
Magnihed.

Magnffied.
Philadelphia Press.
When first he saw his name In print.
Twas set in type this size;
And yet there Is no doubt it looked,
THIS BIG TO HIS PROUD EYES.
philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-24
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