Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1901-08-10
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artist.
Boarding house fare isn't board OF
health.
Tis time for the annual visitation
OF hay fever.
Time is a cobweb; men are the
spiders and flies.
One way of keeping out of trouble
is not to give advice
No, Maude, dear, nautical talk need
not be at all naughty.
The First National Bank of Austin,
Tex, has been closed.
When in Rome most people are done
as the Romans do them.
Miss Fife Kantner has returned
home from Somerset Pa.
Mr.. w. w. Scott. of Washington,
d. g. is at the Berkeley.
Watch the August meteors, the best
shower due on August 10.
The more you speak of yourself the
more you are likely to lie.
Miss Ella Kantner has returned
home from Waynesboro Va.
There can be cheerful face only
where there is faithful heart.
A ground hog was caught in pen
by Joseph Snavely, Sharpsburg.
Waynesboro is to have a new Luth-
eran church to cost S25, 900.
The fellow who has a perpetual
skate on doesn't cut much ice.
Mr.. Stephen Tenley, this city is
visiting friends in Hagerstown.
The wise waiter saws tip in the
hand is worth two en- the races
A woman ALWAYS has her suspicious
of a man who never lies to her.
The chap who eats club sandwiches
shouldn't complain about his board.
Still we haven't encountered biz
card although it is somewhat cooler.
Miss Clara A. Brown and sister
have returned from a visit to Balti-
more.
The certain way to be cheated is to
fancy ones self more cunning than
others
The board fence adjoining the B.
and o. passenger station is being re-
painted.
The weather man may predict fair
weather and then just raise thunder
with us.
If people would only live up to their
obituaries what grand world this
would be.
The fellow who sleeps in a room
without fly screens doesn't need an
alarm clock.
What a bachelor can't understand is
now on earth any man can want to be
Norman.
Miss Lou Englebright, of friedrich,
is visiting Mrs. q. M. Shaffer, N.
Queen street.
About the only time woman ever
overlooks bargain is when she
selects husband
Capt. d.. w. Shaffer has returned to
Hinton, w. Va, in the interest of
the A. o. U. w.
Wallace's big circus is heading to.
ward West Virginia. 1t is booked for
Parkersbnrg Sept. IL.
A man of few words and many
deeds is like garden of many vege-
tables and few weeds.
Gettysburg will enjoy the novelty
of baseball game at night. Fifteen
arc lights will be erected.
Blobbs-t Women have no originall-
ty." Slobbbs-" Oh, don't know.
Eve was an original woman.
The fellow who has the reputation
of being bad egg is apt to be always
sure of second piece of pie.
DIR. +. L. Smith has purchased of
Mr.. Charles Westenhaver his dwelling
house on Winchester avenue.
Miss Florence Herring, of Balti-
more, who has been visiting Mrs. @
M. Shaffsr, has returned home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abbott, of Phildel-
phia are the guests of the Misses
Siler on W. Burke street.
Miss Ida Aler of Washington. d. q.
is spending sometime at the home of
her brother, Mr.. +. Vernon Aler.
''What has become of the fool kill
ler?" asks a suburban exchange.
Pehaps he has committed suicide.
Christian science works like
charm so long as YOU keep we'll, but