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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
A Rows CompositIon on Girls.


Girls Is things wat gets taken out for
nothing to theyatres and cirkusses and
parties and everything. wish was
girl. my sister Mary was one and
she's got soft thing OF II too. Hank
Wilson comes to see her every knight
and he talks her out riding and dams
ing, and everything. He never talks
me out altho I'd like ii just as we'll.
When duff Gordon was hear heard
hank wilson tell him that his girl was
an awful exkspense to him. and that
he had to treet her to oisters and ise-
kreem, and everything. Then Dun
gordon winked and sed. never mind,
her old man has got lots of tin
Yes sed hank I'll have to Grim and
barrett til we're Marred and then IL
she wants chocklet kandie She'll have
to get 1t herself Then they Poked
each other In the ribs and lafted. Wee
had dinner rite after that and hank
Wilson and Duff Gordon was there too.
/ askt pa. Please pa won't you sho me
some ov your tin. Tin2 Said pa what
do you meln? Wei said hank wilson
said Mary was an orfel xpens to him
and duff gordon sed never mind, that
the old man is got lots Of tin and then
hank sed after he was Marryed Mary
would have to bye her chocklet kandie
herself, and then evribodl skolded me
and kalled me Mains and they got
fighting amung thereselves and Mary
kried and hank looked like IL he was
going to kry too and after vile they
made up and kissed and said wuz a
young liar and hank Wilson give me a
kuarter and tolled me to keep quiet
and not to be 2 fresh. never did like
girls annlehow.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Appreciative.

"You have fine pedigree" said the
American multi-millionaire to the
nobleman.
Yes" was the nonchalant answer.
"And | want to tell you, appreciate
such things. If there is anything l
take an interest in it is a pedigree.
Why, when was younger 1 could 90
to the races and name over the ances-
try of every horse at the track. Wash
ington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
It Wouldn't DO.

Baron Munchausen had just writ
ten a letter to friend.
He closed with a flourish, yours
truly" and signed his name.
Then, with a melancholy smile, he
erased the word truly"
1T would only move him to derisive
laughter" he id.-Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Woes Of a Wife.

"Oh, that l should have married
funny mani" she walled.
What is the matter, lovely dear?"
asked her most intimate friend.
He came home and told me he had
a sure way to keep jelly from getting
moldy at the top. and when | asked
him how he said turn it upside down"
Boston Traveller.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Not ComoIeted.

Mrs. Darling-You told me before
we were married that you had an in
come Of $4,000 year. What has be-
come of it?
Mr.. Darling CANT tell you until
get an itemized bill from your dress
maker.-Denver News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Amendina shakespeare.

Her Escort-Ise awful fond OBJ
music, specially dance music.
Miss Snowfiake-So's l. Doan' day
say dat music am de food OBJ lub?
1T am de very chicking an watah-
million Of lub. Puck
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
For keens.

Ascum - So you've got a political
situation? Do you expect to keep
it?
Rafferty-Faith, do, so, an what's
more. ixpict it to kape me.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
The Meaning in ! Squeak.

Gus de Smith-Those new boots of
yours squeak awfully; perhaps they
amt paid for yet?
there is anything in that, why don't
my coat, and vest, and my trousers,
and my hat squeak, too?-Exchange.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

At Hohkoninsburg, in Alsace, the
remains of an early medieval castle
is to be restored by the kaiser after
the manner in which Pierrefonds was
rebuilt by the architect Violet lie Due
for the Empress Eugene.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

During a recent epidemic of diph-
iberia in a town on the Hudson, 205
cases were treated with serum, and
among these there were only two
deaths.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

The Austro-Hungary war Office has
recently tried with success bridges of
aluminium for cavalry. They are the
invention of Captains de Vaux and de
Vail, and are easily carried on wagons.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

The twentieth century began January
zet, 1901. and will end with 1900 People
did nos begin TO reckon time from A. D. L.
but waited until about the $50 year Of the
Christian era. People who begin 10 take
the great health restorative. Hostetter's
Stomach Blgters, Immediately after the
first outbreak Of dyspepsia. malaria, rheu-
matisnt. constipasi0n. nervousness or kid-
ney trouble will date their cure immediate
" from then.
Why Men Fall.
Duty very often fingers and permits
curiosity to get sthere ahead OF it,
Chicago Daily News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
(SeaI'
Forehanded Lover.

"Shan't we elope, George?"
Eyes, If you think it will please your
father. Financially I'm not prepared
to get him down on me-"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Red pimples, blotehes boils, sores are danger
signals OF torpid liver, poisoned blood. Gas
sarets Candy Cathartic will save you. All
druggists lOc, 25c Soc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Street car conductors are never
beautiful. In fact, they are not even
passing fare.-Philadelphia Record.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal-
ible medicine for coughs and cods.--N.
w. SAMUEL. Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb. IL,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

you KNOW WHAT you ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
nine in tasteless form. No Cure. No Paw Soc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

ElT0 Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
6BH0 after first days upeof DR. KliBe's Great Nerve
Rsstorer Send for FIR 81 90 trial bottle and treat.
iss DR. H KLINE Ltd. s3l ArchSt. Philadelphia, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

We will all have to face the music
the funeral march-some day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

It comes as natural for a girl to like
her school teacher as for boy to dis
like his.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
ZSza0y7 7lQagZ Z9zzzE9
Composition Of sweetbreads

NUHIPUsIIIUH OF oWeCLDTGduSs
Elsie (aged 3)-Mamma, | want to
ask you serious question.
Mamma-Well, what is it, dear?
Elsie-Are the sweetbreads made OF
loaf sugar?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Restoring 4 Medieval Castle.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. ALI
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure.
Z. w. Groves aignature is on each box DC
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
@MA,,o

Thia signature is on every box OF the genuine
Laxative BrOmO-Q -Quinine Tablet.
the remedy that cares cold I'm Ono day
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Hoods
CdrSdpdriUd
1t is Peculiar to Itself.

American Commission at Paris.
The cost of the American commits.
sion at the Paris exposition was nearly
81, 200, 900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Good Subject Makes Good TaIker.

McCarthy-Old Brown declares you
are the most entertaining talker in
the club. What do you usually talk
about in his company?
McCommick-Old Brown.-Harlem
Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

lsYour Guide and Guard Is the famous oregon Blood
Purifier, tested and true. Use 1t now.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Passing Fare.

axative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold in
ne day. No cure, No Pay. Price rs cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
Pet.

The Princess tame tiger eat
The brave Prince, her suitor, and yet
She gave it out cold
Or SO it is told
That the Prince went away in pet.
Detroit Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11
lhe kex to ths situation.

First Detective-How did you man.
age to discover the scandal in their
family closet?
Second Detective-Well, you see,
had skeleton key.-Smart Set.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

is the only cure for Poison Oak, Poison
Ivy, and all noxious plants. 1t is COM
posed exclusively of roots and herbs. Now
is the time to get the poison out of your
system, as delay makes your condition
worse. Don't experiment longer with
salves, washes and soaps-they never cure.
Mr.. S. NJ. Marshall, bookkeeper of the Atlanta
(Ga) Gas Light Co., was poisoned with Poison
Oak. He took Sulphur, Arsenic and various
other drugs. and applied externally numerous
lotions and saives with no benefit. At times the
swelling and inflammation was so severe he was
almost blind. For eight years the poison would
break out every season. His condition was much
improved after taking one bottle of S. S. S., and
a few bottles cleared his blood Of the poison, and
all evidences of the disease disappeared. y
People are often poisoned without
knowing when or how. Explain your case
fully to our physicians, and they will
cheerfully give such information and ad-
vice as you require, without charge, and
we will send at the same time an interest
ing book on Blood and Skin Diseases.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

All diseased conditions OF the
blood and skin are benefited by
the well known remedy, Garfield
Tea; il E1rifies the blood and
clears fha eomnl0xiOn
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-04-11

Auctioneers are an obliging lot; they
always attend to every ones bidding.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
HOME ON FURLOUGH.
Dr.. n. A. Eherie Returns From
Porto Rico for Two Months
Stay in Canton.

DR.. H. A. Eberle, former well
known Canton physician and now in
the service of the United States as an
assistant surgeon with the rank Of
first lieutenant arrived in the city
Monday morning and will remain for
some weeks. He has just returned
from Porto Rico, where he has been
stationed for the past two years and is
on two months furlough. He ar
rived in New York little over week
ago and has since been visiting his
family at Elizabeth, N. Y.
The doctor was appointed to the
army service three years ago by Pres
ident Mckinley. For time he was
stationed in Florida and was then
transferred to Porto Rico and has
served in number of different prov
inces. He was in the terrific tornado
which devastated the island last year
and witnessed all of the horrors which
followed. During the work of relief
he had charge of the distribution Of
supplies in the province of Cayey and
750, 900 pounds of rations, 10, 900 pounds
of medicines and 1000 or 5000 gar
ments were given out to the sufferers
in his district under his supervision.
During his experience on the island
the doctor has acquired knowledge Of
the Spanish language and writes and
speaks it fuently. He has also made
an especial study Of the habits and
customs of the natives and his observa-
tions are most interesting. He will
remain in Canton for probably five
weeks and expects on the expiration
OF his furlough to be stationed for the
winter at some point near New York.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
EIGHTH REUNION
Is Strongly Talked Of by Spa n.
ish War vetera ns..Canton
May ho tho Place.

The question Of holding a reunion of
the members of the Eighth regiment,
who took part in the Santiago campaign
is being discussed in the towns which
have companies in the regiment. Sew
eral unsuccessful attempts have been
made in the three years which have
elapsed since the close of the war. It
has been suggested that the reunion be
held in September during the national
encampment at Cleveland. 1t is believ-
ed that a successful reunion could be ar
ranged for, although probably not in
time to be held during the encampment.
M. A. Fisher, in speaking Of the re-
union, said: "A reunion has often been
talked Of, and believe the officers
would give their aid. Canton would I'M
doubtedly be the best place for holding
such a reunion, as this city furnished
three companies, while no other city
furnished more than one. And Canton
is SO situated as to be easily reached
from East Liverpool, Alliance, Wooster,
Bucyrus and Akron. ! think the ma
jority of the members would favor Can
ton, IL q reunion is to be held"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
Can BE Secured by Cam
ton by Giving q Site.
THE BOARD OF TRADE
Meets Monday Afternoon to
Take Action "A Ball
Bearing Axle
Works.

The Canton board of trade has an OPP
portunity to secure new industry for
the city by simply securing for 1t a site
upon which to erect the necessary build
ings. Timkin Brothers, of Cincinnati,
who are known as the manufacturers
OF the Timkin spring for buggies, have
been manufacturing ball bearing axle
for a number Of years and are now de-
string to go into the business exclu-
sively, dropping the buggy and spring
business. They are anxious to secure q
site, and have passed other cities by in
order to locate in Canton, SO that they
can be contiguous to the Cleveland Axle
& Manufacturing company already To-
Gated here. They thus expect to secure
parts of their axles, 1t is stated, they
making the ball bearings alone.
1t is said that Middletown offered
them bonus of $4,000 and site, and
Beaver Falls offered a building suit
able for the work. The company is
giving up a carriage and spring busi-
ness in st. Louis where they employ
$50 men, and agrees to start in with SO
men In Canton and increase to 800 with
in few years.
The board of trade will hold a meet
ing at $3.50 Monday afternoon and it Is
stated the committee will be empowered
to accept the proposition and make an
effort to secure the necessary money to
procure the site.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30

should be washed off so that they will
float in the emulsion at the base Of the
plant. A teacupful to hill Is gener-
ally sufficient, but the quantity must
vary with the number of bugs infesting
the corn"
The progress of these bugs through
field may be obstructed by making
shallow, V-shaped trench with the cor
ner of hoe and filling it with coal
tar the tar to be renewed in two or
three days. They may also be Destroy
ed by plowing them under and harrow
ing and rolling. These two methods
were successfully employed by the Ohio
Station in 1883.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
ELOQUENT TRIBUTES
Paid to the Memory Of leopold
BiecheIe.-President Meki
lev Ate nj Dis the Funeral.

The funeral services Of the late Leo
pold Biechele. whose death occurred
suddenly at his North Market street
home, Friday evening, were held at st.
Peters church on North Cleveland ave-
nue. Monday morning and were attend
ed by an immense concourse OF the
friends of the dead and OF the family.
Among those who were present to at
test their sense Of the loss sustained in
the death of Mr.. Biechele were Presi-
dent Mckinley and Secretary Cortel-
you.
The services were held at Q o'clock.
The mass was conducted by the Rev.
Father Arnould, the pastor of st. Pet
er's, assisted by Rev. Father Schwert-
uer, of Milan, and formerly of Canton.
Eloquent tributes were also paid to the
memory of the deceased pioneer and to
his qualities by both Father Arnould
and Father Schwertner, the former ad-
dressing his listeners in German and
the latter in English. The interment
was in st. Peters cemetery. The pail
bearers were Messrs. William McCrea
Paul Gschwend, Peter Miller, A
Schwertner, c. ID. Monnot and Joseph
Wingerter.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
It Takes a Remedy Of I'M
common Merit to Draw
the Unqualified Praise Of
q Successful Practicing
Physician.

DR.. ]. w. Bates Of Corfu, N. ", states /,
A most remarkable case has come undW
my hands OF late and has fully convinced me
Of the wonderful power OF DR.. A. W.
Chase's Nerve Pills over diseases OF the
nerves.
"A young lady who was treated for over
two years for epilepsy by two doctors was
given up to die. found that her sickness
was not epilesy, but nervous troubles. due
to menstrual arrangements, and prescribed
four Of DR.. Chase's Nerve Pills day, after
meals and at bedtime. Since that time she
has not had single bad spell. Her health
has rapidly improved, she has gained about
I5pounds In weight, and do not hesitate to
state that ORA. ". .Chase's Nerve Pills have
saved her life and restored her to health"
Mrs. Fawcett Of Marietta ST., St. Clairs-
Vile, o., says: II have used DR.. A. w.
Chase's Nerve Pills and can recommend
them to others as good sound reliable nerve
and general tonic. When got the box Of
the Pills ] was complaining Of nervousness.
weakness and pain through the shoulders
rheumatic in type-digcstlon not over good
rs usual. The effect Of the medicine has
been very satisfactory indeed. So marked
has been the change towards health and
comfort can conscientiously say they are
fine and, what they are representedto be. At
my advanced age l feel ] am getting all
the benefit possible"
Mrs. M. J. Hubbard OF Railroad Avenue,
Sistcrsville, w. Va, says II like DR..
A. w. Chase's Nerve Pills. was nervous,
excitable, unable to sleep, ! had not taken
the medicine long when my nerves were
steady and strong - INV r,hvsica1 stren0fh
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
WANTS DAMAGES.
Section Hand Sues PennsyIva-
Mia Company for So, 900
for Injuries.

The Pennsylvania company has been
sued by John Hihlan, Of Alliance, for
$4,000 damages for injuries received
while In the employ Of that company as
section hand. He alleges that while
at work in the yards at Alliance, on
February 8 last, cleaning snow and ice
from between the tracks, a number OF
cars were uncoupled from train and
pushed or shunted into side track
where he was working. No engine was
attached to them and he was given no
warning that the cars were coming.
AS result he was struck by the cars,
his left leg broken in two places, his
foot crushed, and he suffered from
conclusion OF the brain. He was con-
fined to the hospital Tor two weeks and
has since been unable to work.
The petition, which was fled by At
torney c. g. Upham. alleges that the
accident was due to the carelessness
and negligence Of the defendant COM
pany.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
Big PEACH CROP.
More Of This Fruit 10 Promised
Than for Many Years--
Price Will BE Low,

The earlier varieties OF peaches are
Aeginning to ripen and the season is
SO far advanced that prediction as to
the general peach crop may be made
safely, unless the weather should prove
unusually dry, which might to some
extent curtail the crop. The indica-
tions are that. In Stark county, and in
deed. all over the state, there will be
the largest crop Of peaches there has
been for many years. Orchards are
literally bending under the weight of
the green fruit, and II is feared that as
It develops the weight win be SO great
that many trees will break down with
their burden. Wherever peach tree
Is found It is laden, and even the small
est trees In nursery rows have a few
peaches upon them.
II the weather is at all propitious
the crop will be Of an excellent quality.
The trees have been resting for sew
eral years and they are apparently try
ing to make up for the lost time. The
Indications are that when the main
crop has ripened. there will be glut
in the market and prices will be excep-
tionally low. This win be taken ad-
vantage of by housewives and large
quantities will be canned for future
use, as people have learned that 1t is
usually long time between peach
crops.
by the middle OF August the crop will
sHagin to ripeu rapidly end from that
Tina on until frost one can fairly revel
"a no00h0n and cream kaA I, x,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
SKULL CRUSHED.
Workman at Massiilon Receives
Injuries Which Will Likely
Prove Frovo.

Special to News-Democrat.
MassillOn, July 29.-Frank Seller was
caught under a heavy mass of earth
which caved in at bridge being built
along the street car line between this
city and avarre at 11:20 Monday
morning. He is member OF the firm
of Seller & Vogt, which has the con-
tract with the county and street car
company for the bridge. His skull was
badly crushed, and he sustained a num-
Der Of other serious injuries. He was
taken to his home at 109 Center street
Drs. Williamson and Reed were called
but little hopes are entertained for his
recovery.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
WOULD NOT INTERFERE
President Mckinley Will Allow
kentuckians to Settle Their
Own Ouarrels.

Editor Sam Roberts. of the. Lexing-
ton, KY, Leader, came to Canton, Mon
day, to see President Mckinley and tell
him all about the troubles the Republi-
cans are having in Kentucky, in view
Of factional contentious as to which
shall control. The president listened
patiently and is then said to have in
formed Editor Roberts that the Ken
lucky gentlemen would have to settle
their own quarrels. Editor Roberts,
who formerly lived in Canton, took oc-
casion to shake hands with many Can
ton friends during his stay.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-30
Creates Excitement at
Sherodsville.
GALLANT TRAIN MEN
Drive Out the Mara uder and
Save q Lot Of Poultry
An Exciting Ad-
venture.

Engine Driver Harry johnson and his
fireman, Fred Langbein, who have
charge of the iron horse that pulls the
passenger train over the Carrollton
branch of the Wheeling & Lake Erie,
had a frightful encounter with wild
beast at Sherodsville Friday night, ac-
cording to the statements of citizens
from that village, who were passengers
north Saturday morning. The train
lays over at Sherodsville and the train
men all board at one boarding house.
Friday night, after all had retired ex-
cept Langbein, an unearthly scream of
some wild animal was heard to emanate
from the vicinity of the chicken coop
where the landlord kept his stock of
'springy" chickens with which he test
ed the teeth of his boarders. Mingled
with the screams were the squalls of
the poultry, and the gallant fireman
grasped revolver and made for the
coop.
Arriving there he saw the cleaning
eyes Of the animal that was seeking to
devour the chickens, and raising his
weapon he sighted between those scin-
tillating orbs and essayed to plant a
bullet in the brain of the marauder.
The hammer clicked once, twice and
ON 10 five times, without any report.
The weapon was empty. Some one had
removed the cartridges. The shining
eyes never winked, but sent basilisk
CLEANS into the eyes of the man with
the empty gun. This was more than
mortal man could endure. He fed to
the house and aroused the engineer,
and after tearing down panel or two
gether to deal death to the midnight
visitor. The row awakened the whole
neighborhood, and with bated breath
the night-robed women and shirt
wasted men watched the onslaught.
The gleam of the varmint's eyes is
said to have paled before the shower of
fence pickets that were hurled In its
direction, and dropping its fat pullet
the animal dashed out into the moon
light and made it's escape over the
backyard fence. A moment after, 1t is
said wall from the direction it ran
could be heard, which sounded like,
"Mariar, Mariar, come over the fence
and we'll kick up tremendous row."
The cooler headed ones who saw the
end Of the adventure assert that the
animal was house cat of the Thomas
gender, but the trainmen insist that 1t
was a lynx or panther. The matter
has been a subject of much comment
among the Wheeling trainmen and the
heroes are being complimented on their
courage.