The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-07-02
M f l. A N g E.

Less you got ter;
Stay at home
'TaiDt no hotter.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
You could fry eggs from the heat
of the moon Sunday night.
They've relieved us of little of the
war tax, but there is enough left.
Don't swear. This is simply sent
down to warn you of the hereafter.
s-s
Old Sol is king, but it isn't safe TO
squint at him to see If he has his crown
on.
Through an oversight the Columbus
correspondents have not suggested Mr..
Welty for vice-president.
The revenue stamp is still on the
drug store article. 1t aids to ease the
conscience of the druggist.
The Pennsylvania legislature has ad-
tourned and the Pittsburg Times sug
gests that Harrisburg be fumigated.
Ministers OF the gospel chose their
subjects very carefully, Sunday. Any
preacher who had given a dissertation
on the orthodox he'll, would have been
churched instanter.
Now here is chance for the Honor
able j. Pierp. Morgan 10 organize a
high temperature trust. About all the
heat in the universe is out where it can
easily be grabbed.
That Reverend Frazer. Of Youngs-
town, is sensible. He had the men
take off their coats at the services Sun
day. Many of them didn't have on
their best suspenders, and several were
probably wearing turned cuffs, while
their sleeves were ripped at the shoul-
der, but they were men and didn't care
Rev. Frazer evidently believes that man
must be comfortable before It is pos
sible to convince him,
The nomination of Governor Nash
by the Ohio Republicans without OPP
position yesterday is evidence that he
has given the state satisfactory ad-
MISUNDERSTANDING Dispatch.
II means nothing of the sort. II is
evidence, only, that he has run state
affairs for the benefit OF the Repub-
lican politicians, who, luckily for him,
had control of the state convention.
Nash's administration has been mar
row and mischievous.
Did you ever notice that suicides
are epidemic? Every time somebody
takes it into his head to furnish the
means for his dissolution somebody
follows suit, in the same community
Another attempt or two will likely re.
suit in Canton before the thing dies out
again, though. The weather has been
trife too hot to permit of the average
head conjuring up ways and means
tc make certain the killing.
III
The Minerva News Kodak seems
pleased with the appointment of C. L.
Hiner, ]. M. Wyman, w. S. Ruf, M,
G. Marshall and Miss Rose DIETRICH, to
positions in the Canton schools. They
are from the vicinity of Minerva, which
has the reputation of turning out good
teachers.
Mayor Walker, of Alliance, is not go
ing to stop the celebration ON the
Fourth of July, but has issued orders
that there be no shooting Of fre-crack-
ers before that day. This is sensible.
The same sort of an order has been
given here, but it is not being obeyed
strictly.
A pair of Springfield, Ill.,, news
papers have gone into quarrel and
one hits the other In the ice-water
tank with the word "tersivergator."
The general humidity made 1t impossi-
BILE to withstand the blow from such
a warm implement, and the contro-
versy is over.
Akron fears another riot. as the re-
suit Of the murderous assault on Pub
Usher Kennedy, BY three bloods Of the
town. Citizens insist that tho mayor
act without reference to the social
standing q the Assa''ants' sna pledfe