The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06

duction and Kansas is second in the
list of producing states.
BY adopting feathers as one of the
faddiest fads this year women are sup
posed TO show angelic tendencies. But
If birds could talk!
You people who are proud that you
escape gossip The Atchison Globe
says some people are so ornery
nobody takes interest in gossip about
them.
1t seems probable that some of the
old dodgers who sat in the poker
games OF the early days could tell
something about who damned the
first draw"
An Eldorado farmer has 3, 900 bush
els OF old cern that he has sold three
times but never found time to deliver.
He now offers it for sale and intends
to deliver.
1t is needless for eastern people to
howl that Kansas is equally disgraced
with the South for showing mob
violence. Kansas feels a whole lot
worse disgraced.
X. c. Independent:
The melancholy days are nigh,
The gladdest of the year,
When vests are donned and dirty shirts
Are worn without fear.
1t is rumOred that while Major Met
calf is leading the goth Kansas in
swimming the Marias des Cygnes he
will remain in the swim until he lands
in the Governors chair.
Walter SANFORD, a K. U. graduate,
has been made assistant manager of
the Orpheum theatre at Kansas City.
He has been working for the Stsr but
will now divide his attention among
many stars.
The Lindsborg Record says board
ing house lady of that town twas her
Fridhem" ready for students. That
looks as If it might be the Scandina-
Wan way of spelling "Ferd Heinz"
but of course it isn't.
Wolff, Topeka's meat packer is be-
ing subjected to annoyance by parties
who demand So, 900 or threaten harm.
One of the blackmailers ought to be
made into sausage and the others
compelled to eat it.
Miss Fannie dc Grasse Black will
teach music at Eldorado as soon as
the weather gets cool. In this new
feminine device of spelling their names
10 suit themselves, perhaps that
name originally was Mrs. Fannie, de
grasse widow.
A Robinson girl wears such loud
hose, according to the Index, that
when entering her buggy recently the
horse took fright and ran away, and
the poor girls cries for help could not
be heard above the din.
Mrs. Nation is said to contemplate
trip abroad, provided she can ar
range to get "a good birth far from the
saloon. She will probably smash the
steamers smoke stacks for smoking
and get treated like Jonah.
Newton has so many dead beats that
she llatters herself she is a good loca-
tion for "a sugar beet factory. II it is
as hard To squeeze juice out of her
sugar beets as it is coin out of her
dead beats she need not worry longer.
The Atchison Globe says whenever
n man meets his wife or daughter on
the street, he Immediately puts his
hand in his pocket as he knows they
will want some change. And he knows
they haven't any by the same token.
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money will be applied to the library
! improvement.
The Kansas DELEGATION to the
Knights Templar conclaye at Louis-
vile. Kentucky. won honors and At
tention. Marshalls band gained an
plause and wherever YOU saw a Kan
san YOU saw a sun flower BADGE. The
time of being ashamed of Kansas is
past
colena Time.
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