Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-05-02
them dawgs do put me in mind Of /


them dawgs do put me in mind Of 4
pop candidate, they run good, and
often and they make an awful lot oil
yappin while thayre adoin it, but
they don't seem to make connekshuns
with the object ofthayre desire, while
the rabbet runs just like Bill Nc
Kinley he don't say word, but when
hes a comm down the homestrech all
you can see is streke Nv Jackrabbet
about quarter OF a mile long.
Wei too KUN back to them hauEs.
at last won ov them got historical il
ust to laff and kri and sing all mite so
much that the daugs cuddent sleap.
Wei sur them poor daugs got so thin
and careworn like from loss Of sleap
that thayre- bones were exposed to
the publik gsyze, and Jawerg he was
affrayed to take them to town be-
kause the preacher was studying up.
on the Park hurst lay, and Jawerg he
was little leary of bein hailed before
the Judge bekause Jawerg and the
judge don't pull very we'll together
thayre got turned in the yoke over
the Boor war or something. Wei sur
l cuddeat do nothing for them haugs
and SO l goes down to see Doctor
Losefast, but hese got uppish lately,
he ust to be reel akomidating, but
since hese been promoted to be hows
surgin at Mister Seats Horsespital he
has to be approached with care.
l ses Mr.. Loseiast, SEES my hawgs
don't act just rite, what do you think
can do for them, and he up an ses:
t.Send them to 2 skule of draymatik
art and maybe it will improve them,
hee, hee, hee." Wei surf KUN away
in disgust, but l notised peace in
the payper that mite abowt where the
dokters had discovered a new disease
which was kalled cawfee- eyetus, It'll
had awl the simtums of my hawgs,
and ses that's it, and Jawerg he ses,
whats it, and ] ses our hawgs has got
cawfee-e yefus, and Jawerg he ses
that's nothin, heres an advertisement
Of Graino, it ses it beets cawfee all to
thunder. Jawerg he takes all the
magyzenes that's out and he answers
neer all the advertisements and Mr..
Trubshew ses that If Jawerg don't
stop heel have too get Mister Muir
phee to move his Mewseeum up next
to Kurnel Kings bisikelorium and
build An addishun on the postohce.
And Jawerg he ses that if the krops
is gud hese agoin to engage young
ladie TO help him take kare of his
correspondence. Jawerg ses the
preacher may be buggy on
things as politiks and pix
tnres and such like, but when it kums
to expounding the sekund chapter of
Genesis and the ateenth verse hese
the genuine hand and no mistake.
Wei too KUN bak to them hawgs
agen, ses if that's so them hawgs
has got to have graino, so l goes
down and asst Mr.. Hawndie ifhe had
amy Of that stuff that was advertised
to kure caufeeeyetus. Wei sur I've
kown Mr.. Hawndie for long time
and hese about the Rorlest thing out
side of the Artik sirkle, but that
tuched HIM allrite. Just then wag-
gin went into the bakallie and as it
oferen him an exkuse to koch up
with his breth he made his eskape
pritty soon he kun bak a kind Of
karelers like and he ses what was
that you asst me abowt. Just now
was thinging of something else at the
time and diden't just keen what you
sed. l ses, have you amy graino, he
ses grain, oh yes what kind do you
want l ses hawg graino, vel he ses
we have it. We just got in a karlode
from Eyeoweway, and seein its you