Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-06-05

days" "rhen you're poet?' mo;
I'm an angler. Exchange.
Perhaps some contrast does us good.
And makes existence snappy.
II no one had the blues how could
We tell When we We're happy2
Washington Star.
d fishing Is the only sort your
true fisherman cares for" Just so.
There Is mathematical proof that the
right kind of an angle depends on
lines"
They were discussing their marital
experiences. when l was married."
said the old lady, 81 was so unspeak-
ably happy that almost cried myself
to death"
School friends meet in the French
capital. "Why, what are you doing In
PARISH spending my honeymoon"
"And where's your husband?" Hes In
New York"
$50 old Dingus' fever Is gomez" re-
peated the old physician pleasantly to
the young assistant who was attending
him. Eyes, it's gone, but It's taken Din
gus with It,"
Game to the very end: An old lady,
being told that certain lawyer was
lying at the point of DEATH" exclaimed:
'My gracious! Won't even death stop
that mans lyingY'-Tit-Blts.
"a Chicago -groceryman was late
ly arrested for sandbagging." That's
nothing wonderful" But when his
sandbag was examined II was filled
with the sugar he used to SELL"
81 understand that Frailman has
come to the conclusion to contest his
wfe's WILL" "Well, what Is there
courageous about that? She's dead,
isn,tshs Riehlhond Dispatch.
T"I've Just found out how ]. Pierpont
Morgan must have proposed to his
wife, "Howw "He probably said,
Darling will you put yourself In my
trustr Chicago Herald Record.
Another triumph; "IIow did your
charity ball turn outT' "Oh. 1t was
splendid success. Our expenses were
only $227, and we had $4.33 left over
for charity. Chicago Times-Herald.
The better half: 81 believe that the
great body of American people are gem
tlemen," says President Hadley. Our
experience has been that fully half OF
them are ladies.-Boston Transcript.
We All Have It-Towne-He'sq quick
enough to expose the faults Of others,
but he will never willingly lay bare his
own. Browne-No. l suppose, that's
what you might call faults modesty.-
Philadelphia Press.
Young DIR. Smith-A patient got very
angry the other day because l advised
him to take Turkish bath. Mrs. DR..
Smith, don't see why anybody should
get mad about that. Young DR.. Smith
Well, this fellow was a Greek
Judge.
Admiration: 81 hov the grettest ad-
miration fur the man behind the gun"
said Mr.. Dolan. "Mebbe you're right" F"
answered Mr.. Rafferty,; ''but 1t always
seemed ty me It's the felly in front of
it that's takin' the chances. Wash
| ington Star.
Small loss: "Oh, sir, please, l have
| swallowed pinw exclaimed servant
girl, running into her employers study.
| "Never mind Mary" he replied, deep
in study-"never mind; here's another
drawing one from his pin-cushion.-
Chicago Journal.
81 suppose you San Franciscans
think you have the greatest climate0fr
the countryY said the tourist. "No,'
answered the man who was suffering
from cold; 1--WE don't claim the great
est in that line. But we do claim the
largest variety.'-Ex.
"Well, goodnight" said Mr.. Borem
finally breaking away; "I've had mos
enjoyable evening. Er-by the way,
expect to pass your house tomorrow
evening, and l thought l might
"I'll be delighted" said he, quickly
goodnight" t."-Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Bingo-You are perfectly wei
come to another piece Of cake, Willie
but | am afraid 1t will make you sick
Your mother told me particularly t
give you but one piece. Willie Slimsol
:, That's all very well, but don't know
where the pantry is here.-Leslie'
Weekly.
Savagery: "And do these Indian girl
never evince n tendency to relapse int
their former savageryr Tears sprani
TO the eyes of the mission worker. "Af
yes!' sighed she; ''only last evenin
they set the table without putting doy
lies under the finger-bowls. ."-Detroi
Journal.
A Scottish minister who was indefai
igable in looking up his folk one da
called upon parishioner. Richard,
he said, II hae ma seen ye at the kir
for some time, and wad like to kno,
the reason" "Weel, sir" answere
Richard, 81 hae three decided objet
tions to goin'. Firstly, dinna believ
in being whaur ye does a the talkin
secondly, l dinna believe In ST. muckl
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