New-York tribune., 1901-06-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Twenty-Five students of the University of Penn
sylvia MIA who wish the Henley regatta in
July. will work their way over on cattle SHIPS
Most of them" says The Philadelphia Record.
ARE provided with a limited amount of money. but
they do not intend TO spend this transportation
All expect to follow the 10 Ireland, where the
varsity eight will row the University OF Dublin
eight on the Lake of Killarney. on July lS After
this the undergraduates will spend their time in
sightseeing in England and on the Continent
Nearly all these stand we'll in their classes
and are prominent In university affairs Several Of
them who are not used to manual labor, went into
active training before their departure in order that
they might better endure the work on board ship
All of the boys expect to return in the same way
and will be on hand before the opening of the fall
term
My good little man. said the visiting pastor. 'I
am afraid you've been hghtns; -, 4, black eye
said tns sSSd Sa Rd t5e e5 got o b
eyes. Philadelphia Press
The Chicago Record-Herald' has heard OF a
young woman who has had her card engraved as
follows: Grace c. Johnson. jr.'
Say are you the man who sodded my front
yard last year,
..Whatii you take to haul the sod away
"That's That what said Yor didn't tell me I'd have
to NOV that sod twice week"-(ohio State
Journal.
London fad in furniture is "Spenser' interior
ar 'Rurne-JOneS or ROSSetu DeuIOofn lueSe
bedrooms are so named because reproductions OF
works nv Burne-Jones and ROssetti are introduced
as part Of the decorations.
wish YOU would go and weed out the flower bed
William went and inspected it,: Then he returned
flower out the weed bed"-(Chicago Tribune
..Tbe Waverlv G<anD Gazette recently printed
the following announcement:
ITO Whom 1t May Concern.-In justice TO the
memory of my sainted mother and my own self
deem IL necessary to make the following state
ments:
"A few days ago o. NJ. Rice publicly made the
statement that my mother was squaw- | have
asked Mr. Rice to retract the statement 1 have
asked the parties to whom he made the statement
TO investigate as it's truth. Only refusals have
resulted far / can learn.
II therefore publicly declare and certify that the
statement is untrue and unjust, and deny and
resent such statement. and brand it untrue.
"A. j. GREEN"
Mrs. strongmind-why don't YOU go 10 work?
TrampGPlease mum / made a solemn vow TWEEN
ty years ago that I'D never do another stroke or
work till women was paid tn same wages as men.
-(New-York Weekly.
Japan correspondent of THE Cleveland Plain
Dealer writes: THE annual recitation concert of
the Toxic School of Foreign Languages took place
recently the lecture hall of the High Commercial
School. The programme was very elaborate, con-
sisting twenty events representing the Ian
guages of eight different nations-England. France
Germany. Italy. Russia. SPAIN China and Corea-
in the forms of speeches. recitations and dia-
Iogues.' The hall was crowded overfowing with
an audience Of more than two thousand people
among whom were many foreigners
DO you remember that schoolma'am that was
much mashed on when went TO school to-
gether down at the Forks?
Yep Where is she now?'
II left her at my home @ half halt an M hour ago.
Not much didn't. She married my youngest
boy!'-(Cleveand Plain Dealer.
young tenor singer of London asked re-
Gently at smoker to favor the company with
song. He gave a very fair rendering of the once
popular Happy BE Thy Dreams" but did not
asprate the letter III once. When he had finished
he resumed his seat. which next 10 occu-
pied by a bald headed old man. who bluntly re-
marked:
You have a good voice. young man. but YOU
didn't sound single hand the songs fun
OF EN-
II beg your pardon. sir" retorted the vocalist
with dignity. you mistaken; 1t doesn't go any
igher than c."
Hamlet is the very I've ever seen IL there
had been any money in the house 1 should have
1t is several friends have in and peremptoriIY
from the free lst.-(Glasgow Evening Times
Speaking OF an American actress now In London
THE King. OF London. remarks: Born In the
lghtsome State of Cincinnati. her father being
French and her mother Miss - etc
Social obsation.-LittIe Elmer-Papa why 1. n
more blessed TO give than to receive? " "
Professor OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. my son. II YOU
permit yourself to receive you compelled 10
give aoout three times much in return in order
10 properly express Your gratitude.-(smart Set.
FUNERAL OF PROF. TRUMAN II. STIFFORD
Wiiiamstown. Mass June l6.-The funeral of