New-York tribune., 1901-04-27
THE T4LK OF THE DAT.

THE Kansas City Journal remarks: When a
man gets caught in the machinery of a revival and
is whirled around a shaft the of a mile a
minute. he never knows where he will land when
he flies off into space. The revival Fort Scott
which made los Methodists. also made one Mormon
three Christian Scientists. two Catholics. five
Episcopalians and large number of Baptsts
Presbyterians and CongregatlonalIsts.'
Speaking Of Professor Heron and the Get To-
gether Club. said Rivers 1t seems TO me his do
to go and talk to some Get Apart Cub.'-(Chicago
Tribune.
La Presse," OF Montreal. says: The nomination
OF Monsignor OConnell TO be Bishop OF Portland.
Ne. is final stroke of the policy OF ostracism
which has animated the Vatican in all its dealings
with the French Canadians in the United States.
The French Canadians of that diocese. who form
large majority OF the Catholics OF the section.
asking themselves whether there is not deliberate
plot the part OF the Irish and German clergy
withhold all honors. all ecclesiastical dignities
and all just rewards from the priests and religious
bodies of our nationality. They allow them to be
poor missionaries but deprive them of all posts of
distinction. No French-Canadian priests need ap-
ply is the unjust principle by which the diocese
OF Portland is now administered.
Mlstah Yam-Huh, All amt skeered oh dat oil
razor. Dahs a hack in it.
Mistah Tar with emphasis)-Yeas: en- dahn be
a hearse In 1t il yo' fools wild me.-(Philadelphia
Record.
"A rosewood once Chalr, says me henneDeC
CMe3 Journal" with a bit OF history. dug
out and sold from the Ragot store. In Brunswick.
last week The chair was once the property of the
notorious Boss Tweed OF New-York, and after
ward became the property OF the late Wildes p.
Walker, OF Topsham. and after his death was sold
with a lot Of other old furniture to Mr.. Ragot."
.'Why do you call Kerrigan captain. Pat?"
''Shure. he owns a vessel, sir.
Owns yessel?
What sort OF vessel? A schooner"
'It beats schooner sir.
the s Il You wait ait whle you'll see him
fare you crazy. man? What. kind of vessel
could he keep In that shanty OF his?
"A growler. sir."-(Yonkers Statesman.
A correspondent of THE Cleveland Plain Dealer
writes: THE of people Mt church at Dundee
on Sunday forenoon March 81. which taken
by one OF the local journals with special care has
brought out some very interesting results to the
churchgoing tendencies OF people IN that borough.
The proportion of the population of Dundee that
went to church that Sunday forenoon was only
1s per cent. and. the weather was normal. there
was no excuse that account for people staying
at home. In the nineteen established churches
621 persons worshpped at the forenoon service, in
the thirty-one United Free churches $780, in the
eight Congregational churches 1.9io in the five
Episcopal churches 1,s75 while in Ave Roman
Catholic churches the morning masses at
tended by LIS persons
De Kanter-How did Lushman enjoy his ocean
trip?
Soakley-Oh. he's dead sore. He paid the top
notch price for saloon passage. thinking that
was the only way he could get anything to drink.
-(Philadeiphia Press.
For forty-eight years." says THE Boston
Transcript" "Micajah Howes has led the choir in
the Whateey Congregational Church. has also
taught singing schools in that town, Ashfield,
Charlemont. Hawley and Warehouse Point, and
has sung at two hundred and fifty funerals. He
leaves the choir loft this spring. at the OF
enty years"
rs every hair in your head numbered. grandpa
"Yes. my child
s'WelL grandpa" said the little fellow. as he