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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30
MAN WITHOUT A STOMACH.
One Case Where Living Is not for
Purpose OF Eatina


Cart KTucger Of Chicago. widely
known to fame as the man without a
stomach, threatens 20 upset many OF
the oldest traditions Of the human
race.
we must eat 10 live Is maxim
mrch older than Henry Fielding. to
whom II is commonly credited From
the earliest times Il has been fixed
idea in The mind Of man that his stom
ach was the citadel of bis power
Armies can only march on their bel
les was the great Napoleon's way Of
emphasizing the supreme Importance
Of the commlssariaf service. Accord
ing 10 Byron
All human history attests
That happiness for man the hungry
sinner
Since Eve ate apples, much depends
on dinner.
Bot Carl Kruger without a stom
ach. is nevertheless happy In the en-
ioyment Of vide range Of soft foods
albeit he must never more eat meat
Dr Eads. who saved his life by re.
moving he stomach. says To cor.
respondent. while bis food win be Of
vegetables and predigested meats. h
ought to find no dficulty in living.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

Mr. Labouchere has played many
parts IA his time, but few except ne
and the Free Lance" know that he
has bren emperor " Mexico and pres
!dent Of the French republic. He nap
penod 20 land at Vera Cruz on the day
on which the Inflated Maximlllan was
expected and was escorted with great
pomp by cavalry. He did not explain
The mistake until he reached the CAPT.
tai Again. while "besiegea resi-
dent in Paris he strollod into the Io-
tel de Nilie and found the Commur4
el"cting a president amid violent dis
cord. Mr. labouchere proposed him
self. The electors liked the name.
and he was chosen unanimously. -
London Chronicle.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30


Proposed Canon of Radical
Character.
II the report that has been formu-
sted by the committee appointed by
I he last general convention of the
S,oiscopal church to revise the canons
Sertaining to marriage is adopted
here will be no more marriages of
Iaivorced persons in the Episcopal
Iburch Further than that, there are
thar restrictions contained in the
anons which the committee reports,
&bst viii forbid many marriages now
! ecognized and permitted.
4 copy of the report of the commit
40 has been forwarded to the priests
nd lavmen of the Milwaukee diocese
Who will 90 to San Francisco to at
lend the coming session of the gen.
pral convention, or who are entitled
Ia 60 that they may familiarize them
4elyes with the report and make OBJ
SECTIONS if any they have to make.
rbe report is signed by all of the
Snembers of the committee save one,
kvho proposes a minority report to
he extent of making the canons per-
nit the MARRIAGE of innocent parties
n divorces where adultery is the
charge.
Under the proposed canon it will be
impossible for any member OF the
hurch TO marry the widow of his
Ibrother or to marry the mother of his
teceased wife. Neither will one be
permitted to marry his daughter-in
aw, nor his former wife's daughter
nor his uncle's widow.
The canons recommend that priests
must be personally acquainted with
he witnesses except in cases where
is impossible to secure witnesses,
Vho are known to the priest. Then
ones the canon which will shut out
absolutely divorced couples.
Section A, of canon II provides.
No minister shall solemnize a mar
rage between any two persons UNI
ess, nor until by inquiry he shall
ave satisfied himself that neither
slson has been or is the husband or
wife of any other person then living
unless the former marriage was an
rUl!ed by a decree of some civil court
ti competent jurisdiction for cause
visiting before such marriage"
1t is believed that the Wisconsin
alegation viii support this canon
H. Morehouse, who will probably
be at the head Of the lay deputies of
Pie Milwaukee diocese, favors the new
damon SO far as This section is con
elned He is not in sympathy with
the present canon which permits the
marriage Of the innocent party to a
divorce proceeding.
The following is proposed to be
added TO section 4 Of canon IS: THAT
his shall not apply to anyone pro
onrg a certified copy of a decree OF
oToIcc on the ground of adultery. in
which he or she is found to be the
innocent party by a court of compe
tent Jurisdiction.
Under the new canon, while there
w.. be no recognition of divorces
marriages may be set aside because
oi grounds which existed prior to the
marriage of the parties and which
We're not discovered until afterwards
p such a case a person will not have
bean considered as married.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

Bert felt a flush sufruse her check IN
his presence, and his voice recalled
her to the present.
Miss Parker Is it not?" said the
young man. for young he was. despite
the fact that he had followed the
fortunes of the coufederacy through
four years of varying war,
Il am Miss Bert rarker, only child
Of the late Capt. John Parker. OF
company A, -th Ohio. am the per.
son 80 whom letter signed 'oryille
Lane was addressed
and / am the writer" interrupted
the young man
Bert stood silent In his presence;
she felt that she was TO have revealed
to her the fate of her father, and by
the enemy who had come up from
southland for that purpose.
This is one of the proudest yet
saddest moments of my life con
tinued the young soldier, "Your
fathers last resting place need be a
mystery no longer | came down
here last evening hoping to locate 1t.
but the shadows of the pines pre-
vented 1t is all plain nov. The
cross | cut in the pine underneath
which We buried Capt. Parker after
the gallent defense of the ford
is visible yet, and If YOU viii
come with me, Miss Parker"
Bert started forward with light
cry which she could not suppress,
At last She thought of the sacred.
ness of the day; she looked down at
the wreath in her hands, and then
glanced up at her companion.
You were his enemy, then" she
said, suddenly disengaging ono hand
which she thrust forward.
We are friends now" was the
quick answer ut Is reunion beneath
tho battle pines 1t Ia here!"
They had halted beneath one OF
the pine kings of the wood, and tha
young confederate was pointing to Z
certain spot where a wood anemono
lifted her head to the cones.
Bert knelt down and placed her
wreath where there seemed to be the
semblance OF a mound, and In another
moment, across the mingled emerald
and bloom, lay sword.
Though he cannot wear the blade
he did not disgrace, IL shall lie upon
his bosom said the confederate.
There is no north, no south, there Is
one country thank heayen!"
Bert Parker heard these words as IN
a dream, and when she looked up IA
man with folded arms stood beside
her, looking down at the welded
sword and chaplet
Slowly and almost speeches.. two
persons went up the well-known path
leading from the ford to the house
among the pines. The mother saw
placed in her lap her heros sword:
she looked az the handsome couple
standing over her, and her heart
thrilled with the prophecy of new love.
The day waned; the sword hung be
side the portrait on the WALL the pines
swayed gently in the twilight breeze.
and two young people at the ford look
ed into each others eyes and read
therein the page o. love and peace.
Bert's romance hal just begun, AMI
year by year II ripened more and
more, as two little children each
Memorial day bore to the grave be-
meath the pines "A sword which they
placed thereon, watched by their
parents, one the soldier OF the con.
federacy and the other the union
captains darling.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

The one .,undreth anniversary of
The founding of the city of Washing
ton, which was celebrated in Decem-
Der last, win be COMMUNICATED IN
some fitting way, says the Little
Chronicle, Of Chicago. Various pro-
ieots have been put forward but the
most popular one is the remodeling OF
The white house after a design of Mrs.
Benjamin Harrison and the govern
meut architects Mrs. Harrison. dur
ing her husbands two terms in office,
constantly insisted on the inadequacy
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

In the course OF time pouch will
form where the stomach formerly
was, and this win aid in the work Of
digestion. = Who knows, but. Carl
krueger may eventually demonstrate
that all stomachs are as superlous .as
the yermilorm appendix, and Justify
the ancient fable of Pmtarch?-.
1t once happened that all the other
members OF a man mutnied against
the stomaeh, which they aec"sed as
the only idle uncontributihg par; In
the whole body while the rest were
put TO hardships aud the expense OF
much labor to supply and minister to
it's appetites"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30
To the Fallen.

How sleep the brave who sink 10 rest
BY all their country's wishes hest.
When Spring, with dewy fingers cold,
Returns to deck their hallowed mould
She there shall dress sweeteE sod
Than Fancy's feet have ever trod,
BY fairy hands their knell Is rung>
BY forms unseen their dirge is sung;
There Honor Genes, a pilgrim gray,
To bless the turf that wraps thell
clay:
And Freedom shall awhile repair
To dwell a weeping hermit there
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30
DESIGN FOR WHITE HOUSE pEMoDELED.

OF the present white house as the OH
cal residence of the president OF this
vast repu, Sc II was built when
there were but 5000 900 people in the
country Now there are near S000a
600, and, the state and social duties Of
the Chief executive have been multi.
Piled many times over. Mrs. Harri-
son OWNED the feeling of the public
when she made her plan include the
old white house as the centra, lecture
and key note Of the new, With its
liCh historic associations. in a country
whose history is SO brief every tim
her Is precious Then, too the style.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

Anything new or fresh this morn
ing?' reporter asked In the police
station
Yes" said the sergeant
What IS ~" said the reporter
whipping out his notebook.
That paint you are leaning
against"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30

pure classic. modified into the style
known as the southern colonial could
scarcely be improved upon for dig
nifty. simplicity and grace, fitting to a
public building that Is also, in part, n
private residence, So the old portico,
with its Cuanthian pillars, is left in
tact, ana Is even accented by the
colonnades that curve away 20 left
and right connecting the wings to
the main ShG ture. II must inevitably
suggest the approach TO st, Peters eX-
ccpt for IS color pure white, which
viii recall Greece in the days when
itS cities were marble
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30
The Better Half.

Il believe that the great body Of
American people are gentlemen" says
President Hadley. Our experience has
been that fully half OF them are ladies
Boston Transcript.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1901-05-30
s DOWN ON DIVORCE
New REGULATIONS MAY BE
ADOPTED BY EPlsCoPALlANs.
COMING CONVENTION

,emarriage Prohibited Between
people Where the Former Wife or
Husband of Either Is Living
Proposed Canon of Radical
Character.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

rotary to Lord Skevversleigh, and that
two days later he should go and see
his uncle again, and tell him the de-
cision to which he had come. Doro-
thy had begged him to go and see him
the following day, but Dick held out
firmly there. No, he would have one
more day of liberty before he went
over to the enemy and gave himself
up.
I'VE will have a real happy day,
darling" he said, when Dorothy had
given way about imparting the news
to the savage. "By-and-by we shall
have more money than opportunity of
spending it together-let us make hay
while we can. First, we will go and
have a look at the shops together, and
l will buy you something you can al
ways wear till we meet again; then
we will go to some good place and get
a little lunch; and afterwards have
a drive, come back here, dress, dine
somewhere, and do a theater after It.
There, what do you say to that for a
real happy day."
Dorothy said that it would be de-
lightful, and thought-well, with some
thing like dismay, that she should
never get through 1t ali. Yet the fear
of nee giving way and breaking down
altogether kept her up, and she went
bravely through with that happy day,
which afterwards lived in her mind
as being n long spell of agony.
And after that she wore upon her
wrist Dicks trust gift to her-a golden
bangle. with two words inscribed upon
it in little diamonds. which caught the
light and flashed their message at her
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07
(To be Continued.)
Saving Closet Space in Flats.

New York Evening Post: In flats
and apartments where space is at a
premium, an arrangement suggested by
which additional hanging space is
gained, is to fit wooden poles in the
unused space Of closets and w~ardrobes
into sockets made for the purpose.
Hooks may then be attached to these
poles. and the hanging spaces be
doubled or trebled. The same idea is
Useful In a small hall bedroom, where,
perhaps, 1t is impossible to nail the
necessary hook piece close to the wall.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

Following a severe attack OF la
grippe l seemed to be affected badly
all over.
"One of my customers who was
greatly helped by Peruna advised me
to try 1t, and | procured a bottle the
same day. Now my head Is clear, my
nerves are steady, / enjoy food, and
rest well. Peruna has been worth a
dollar a dose to mel. ID. Wallace.
Grippe Causes Deafness.
Mrs. nj. A. Sharick, chaplain G.. A. II.
Woman's Relief Corps, writes from
Fremont, Wash:
When la grippe was the prevailing
illness in this Western country l was
laid up the whole winter, / partially
lost my hearing, and had a very bad
case of catarrh OF the head and throat.
| read of Peruna. tried 1t and had
my hearing restored and catarrh cured.
| cannot speak too well Of Peruna."-
Mrs. M. A. Sharick.
La Grippe Cured In It's First Sta re.
Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt
Lake City Barracks OF the Salvation
Army, writes from Ogden, Utah:
Two months ago l was suffering with
so severe a cold that l could hardly
speak.
Our captain advised me to try Pc
runa, and procured a bottle for me, and
truly 1t worked wonders. Within two
weeks l was entirely weil."-Clarice
Hunt.
Congressman whites Letter.
TarbOr0, N. 6.
Genhenen--"I am more than salts.
fled with Peruna and find IL to be an
excellent remedy for the grip and ca.
farrh. Ihape used II In my family I'M
they all Join me In recommending IL as
an excellent remedy. "--Geo. II. White,
Member Of Congress.
Remained I'm Feeble Health After Cured
of La Grippe.
Mrs. t. w. Collins, Treasurer indie
pendent Order of Good Templars, or
Everett, Wash, writes:
After having a severe attack OF la
grippe ! continued in a feeble condi-
ton even after the doctor called me
cured. My blood seemed poisoned. Pc
runa cured me."-Mrs. T.. w. Collins.
Address The Peruna Medicine CO.,
OF Columbus, o.. for a free book on
catarrh.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07
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proud and happy to be able to do
something to help you," she replied.
Il would rather that you were here;
but, then, / would always rather that
you were here. That is not a new feel
ing for me. And l shall not be alone.
shall have Barbara, you know. Bar
bara will take care of me. and let you
know exactly how I get on"
No; | caDuot let you do IT," he
said, when she paused.
Eyes yes, you can, dear. Besides, il
IL not only ourselves that we have TO
think of. There is the child; and al
though il we go to India together, we
might be able to get along pretty well
by ourselves, we should not be able
to afford to send the child home, if
the climate was bad for it. Why, Dick
dear, we should not be able to afford
to come home ourselves, If we could
not stand the heat"
THAT is true" he admitted.
And don't you think" she went on
eagerly, that 1 would rather live as
| am doing now for a year or two
longer than I would run the risk of see
ing you die, perhaps, because we had
not money to bring us home? Just
think what | should feel like If we were
in such a case as that"
But, darling, you don't knowAyou
don't realize how very different life
would be out there" he urged. Here,
rQrv fauv MANILA foGo Tho trn,,hln 40
notice us. one way or another, and il
they do, 1t does not much matter. But
out there, as military secretary, 1
should have a lot to do. ] should
scarcely have a moment to myself. /
should not be able to go anywhere
with you, and probably very seldom be
able to come and see YOU"
But you would be able to come some
times" she answered, with a brave
smile. Every one knows that half a
loaf is better than no bread, and II
one cannot get Eel half a loaf, 1t Is
foolish to quarrel with the slice which
keeps one from Starving"
Dicks heart felt like to break, "Doro-
thy, Dorothy" he said, my dear little
brave, unselfish wife. every word you
say makes ne love you a thousand
times more than did before. My dear
est, ! give in to anything that you
wish; you shall decide everything, and
IL will give all the rest of my life
to trying to make you feel that you
did not throw away your love and con-
fidence when you gave them to me-"
So they arranged that Dick should
accept the appointment of military sec
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

La Grippe Is epidemic catarrh.-It
spares no class or nationality. The cul-
tured and the ignorant, the aristocrat
and the pauper. The masses and the
classes are alike subject to la grippe.
None are exempt-all are liable.
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has
the grip got you? Grip is we'll named.
The original French term, la grippe,
has been shortened by the busy Amer
lean to read grip" Without intend
ing to do so a new word has been
coined that exactly describes the case.
AS IL some hideous giant with awful
GRIP had clutched us in its fatal clasp.
Men, women, children, whole towns
and cities are caught in the baneful
grip Of a terrible monster.
Pe-ru-na For Grip.
Mrs. DR.. G. d. Powell. President or
Epworth League, also President OF
Loyal Temperance Legion, writes from
Chehalis, Wash:
II have used several remedies in
cases Of eve colds and la grippe, but
none / consider Of more value than
Peruna."-Mrs DR.. G. d. Powell.
After-Enects Of La Grippe.
Miss Emma Jouris, President Golden
Rod Sewing Circle, writes from 40 Bur
ling street, Chicago, ILL.,, as follows:
This spring | suffered severely from
the after-effects Of la grippe. AS the
doctors did not seem to help me l
bought a bottle of Peruna."-Miss EN-
ma Jouris.
Congressman Towards Letter.
Fort Payne, Ala.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus,
Ohio:
Oenfiemen-.-"I have taken Peruna
now for two weeks and find I am very
much relieved. I feel that my cure
viii be permanent. I have also taken
II for Ia grippe and ! take pleasure In
recon- mending Peruna rs an excellent
remedy TO all fellow ~sufferers."--.
M. w. Howard, Member of Congress.
La Grippe Leaves the System In a
Deplorable Condition.
d. i. Wallace, a charter member OF
the International BARRIERS Union,
writes from Is Western avenue, Min
neapolis, Mimi:
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

P1so's Cure is the best medicine VIC ever used
for all Affections OF the throat and lungs.-wM
o, ESDsLEY. Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

A chameleon, when blindfolded, loses
the power to change it's hues, and the
entire body remains Of a uniform color.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

Uncle Sam Aims
TO buy the best Il everything which is why he
uses Carter's Ink. He knows what's good.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

1t is a remarkable fact thai only
sensible people agree with US.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

Baseball players; Golf players; all play
ers chew Whites fucatan whilst playing
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

When cats fight they simply scratch
a match.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07

When the hair 10 thin and gray. PAREKR's Han
BALsAM renews the growth and color.
HIsDFRCoRHs, the best cure for corns. I5cts.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07
a hundred times a day-two simple
words, "Dinna Forget"
CHAPTER XVIII.

ORD Aylmer was
sitting alone in his
library, smoking a
cigarette, and won
dering what answer
Dick would bring
him when he
thought proper to
come again to give
in his decision.
He was a hand
Snmo old man not
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-02-07
La Grippe caves the System In a
Deplorable Condition.

ID. j.. Wallace, a charter member OF
the international BARRIERS Union,
writes from Is Western avenue, Min
neapolis, Mimi:
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-11-29
GET RICH, EASY SCHEMES

Several ladies of Union are con-
templating taking hold Of some Of the
"get-rich-quick schemes, viz: the
"cherry tree" schemes the Doyle Ring
tricA and various others. We know
of some who have been hit alresdy.
1t won't do ladies, you had best steer
clear OF these things, and we announce
right here and now that while we
have published severa, of these. 1920
month for ladies writing at home"
etc, we do not commend the scheme.
Steer clear Of any game that has as it's
fundamental principle to Rob Peter
to Pay Paul. They are paid advertise
ments. But we are not catering for
them and we advise the ladies to steer
clear of them, if they don't wish to
get picked up. The promoters are
making hundreds Of thousands out Of
it by picking up the unwary ladies.
They cannot pay what they say they
Will, they have no idea under the sun
of doing SO. And any intelligent
person, after giving the matter proper
consideration can readily see it is a
fraudulent scheme. Let it alone.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-11-29

AS winter approaches, the crema-
tion Of picaninnieS are in order and
reports are beginning to come in, the
usual schedule is still on: Winter
fire in house-house Observation-Disclosures
in house-parents gone off-house
burned-ditto little niggers. There
were two such cases reported this
week. Every negro who is found
guilty Of locking his or her children
up in the house should be sent to
the penitentiary for ten years. Per
haps in that time they would learn
some sense.