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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16

Inquiries made in Polynesian islands
in New Guinea and West Africa indi-
cate that typhoid fever does not occur
in those regions, but seems TO be a by
product Of civilizatio Y. Sun.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16

Mrs. j No matter what causes
facial eruptions, absolute cleanliness in
side and out is the only way to cure
them, Rocky Mountain Tea taken this
month viii drive them away $50, F.
G. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16
Not what Friends Are For

The only use some people have for
friends is to make servants of them.
-Atchison Globe.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16
FinaIIy Arranged.

Miss lnnocence-D Did their friend
ship end in marriage?
Mr.. Wiley-Yes; but they renewed
IL after their divorce Smart Set
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16

He who has imagination without learn,
ing has wings but No feet.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16
His Knowledge,

Louise-Do you speak French?
Jack-.Just enough TO make myself
-puck
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16

He who would save should begin
with his mouth Danish Prnvsrh
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-05-16

SSNINE me liberty or give me
u DEATH
ss\opE.nEni''
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
A PeraInn uarber.

4 Persian barber works in a style
this country. A typical shop is II
square room, with one side open to the
street In the center is tiny bed Of
flowers sunk In the floor, from the
middle of which rises an octagonal
stone column about three feet high.
The capital of the column forms n
receptacle for the water In which the
barber dips his hand as he shaves his
customers scalp. In Persia they dc
not lather. The shop Is very clean. In
two recesses stand four vases filled
with flowers and the implements of the
BARRIERS art-scissors, raZors, lancets,
hand mirrors, large pinchers to extract
teeth, branding irons to eauterize the
arteries In amputatlng limbs, strong
combs, but not n hairbrush, for that
implement is never used by Persians.
From the BARRIERS glrdle hang Il
round copper water bottle, his strop,
and Il pouch to hold his instruments.
In his bosom is Il small mirror, the
presentation of which to his customers
is n sign that the job is finished and
that the barber waits for his pay The
barber shayes the heads of his custom
ers, dyes their boards, pulls their teeth,
blisters and bleeds them when ailing,
sets their broken bones and shampoos
their bodies Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Cases of forgetfulness on matters of
interest are on record. While DIR.
Priestley was preparing his work en-
titled Harmony of the Gospels" he
had taken great pains to inform him
self ON subject which had been under
discussion relative to the Jewish Pass
over. He wrote out the result of his
researches and laid the paper away.
His attention and time being taken
with something else, some little time
elapsed before the subject occurred to
his mind again. Then the same time
and pains We're given to the subject
that had been given to 1t before, and
the results We're again put on paper
and laid aside. So completely had he
forgotten that he had copied the same
paragraphs and reflections before that
1t was only when he had found the
papers on which he had Transcribed
them that 1t was recalled to his recol-
lection. This same author had fire.
quently read his own published writ
ings and did not recognize them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
THE GRIP EPIDEMIC.
The Disease More Prevalent tn an Ever and
Quite as Fatal. The Best Treatment.

The Disease More Prevalent than Ever and
The grip has surprised the doc
tors and health authorities this season
by its rapid spread and by some novel
symptoms. While it spares nobody
it is proving especially dangerous to
middle-aged and elderly persons. In
many cases either fatal onset of
pneumonia, or complete breakdown
of health and strength, is apt to fol
low an attack of grip.
The wire course for all is proven
ton. BY wearing Beasoa's Porous
Plaster on the chest and back you
protect the lungs from cold and chill
and with ordinary carel you are
safe from grip.
For those who are already suffer
ing from grip, or from the usual win
ter coughsand colds, Benson's Pasters
are sure and speedy relief and cure.
Highly medicinal and scientific.
Refuse limitations and substitutes.
Only the genuine are effective. Ex-
anime when you buy. Seabury &
johnson, Manufacturing Chemists,
New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
A NOVEL HOTEL BILL.
The Man TO Whom II Was Presented
Could Not Understand 1t.

Could Not Understand 1t.
Talking about bookkeeping, there
used to be n man in Yankton whose
system of bookkeeping accounts was
wonderfully efficient. He kept II hotel,
and he could neither read nor write.
lie did not know how to spell his own
name. but he did thriving business
and collected every dollar Of his ac-
counts. Once, years ago, when | first
came to this country, | went to his no.
tel and stopped there two weeks"
writes Milt Brlnben.
when l left, he presented me with n
statement of what | owed him, and It
was a curiosity. He had copied 1t from
his ledger At the top of the sheet
there was rude picture Of a soldier
on the march and after 1t three straight
marks. Then there was scene show
ing man at table eating. Then ap-
peared bed with man in it. In the
amount column there was picture of
IA doll and after 1t the two letters RS"
After the picture of man eating there
were forty-two marks; after the view
of the man In the bed, fourteen marks.
| looked at the account, then at the
proprietor, and told him 1t would take
me n week TO answer that conundrum.
Il was completely stumped, and when
that hotel man declphered the amount
for me 1t was this: The picture of the
soldier walking meant march, and the
three marks supplied the date, March
3, when l began boarding. The man
at the table with forty-two marks after
1t indicated that l had eaten forty-two
meals. The man in bed with fourteen
marks showed that had slept in the
house fourteen nights. The doll with
the RS after 1t meant dollars and
In the figure columns appeared the fig
ures II, which was the amount | owed
him And 1t was true blll."-Yank-
ton Press.
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ONE oF BROOKS, PUPILS.
He Was CnJustIy Punished, but He
Forgive the OHeBse.

After his graduation from Harvard
college Phillips Brooks became
teacher In the Boston Latin school
And here, on the very threshold of his
career, he met with failure. So much
had been expected of him that his
want Of success was naturally sub
ject of much comment at the time, and
after he had become a great preacher
Ills early failure was still referred to
and sometimes was used to point
moral.
1t was a turbulent class that Phillips
Brooks had to teach. Before he took
charge of ii three teachers had been
driven away. The man who followed
Mr. Brooks, to I'll out the year, con
fessed himself so wearied by the FREE
qucnt resort to corporal punishment
that he was obliged to betake himself
to the mountains for the summer TO
recuperatc his strength. The boys
were certainly In fault, but the blame
was not wholly theirs. and long since
they may be supposed TO have repented
of their mischief
>
years old, little more than boy. Nat
urally, perhaps, be made mistakes. On
one occasion, says his blographer, lie
punished boy who bad committed
no fault.
After Mr.. Brooks had become bishop
of Massachusetts, as he was moving
In his majestic dignity across Boston
Common, he met this boy, then ma
ture man occupying a post of trust aud
influence. Neither man had forgotten
the incident.
Looking down upon his old pupil, the
bishop made a certain appeal for for
glyeness. Tell me. now" lie said.
"that did not make mistake and
punish the wrong boy"
Eyes, you did make a mistake. You
punished the wrong boy" was the M.
swer, but have missed so many pun.
ishments that / deserved that ought
to be grateful for that one, which did
not deserve" Youths Companion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
TOUR To THE Pacific COAST,

Another Opportunity 10 Visit California
under the Auspices OF the Pennsylvania
Railroads Pcrsonally-C onducted system.
In view of the great popularity Of transcan-
tnental travel under the Personally eonduct-
ed System, az eyiHeed in the recent Pennsyl-
yania Railroad Tour To the Pacific Coast and
Canadian Northwest, that company has de
cided to run another tour TO the Pacific Coast,
including in the itinerary Il visit to the world
famous Grand Canon of Arizona in the early
Fall The tour will leave New York, rhila-
delphia, Baltimore, Washington, and other
stations on the Pennsylvania Railroad east
of Pittsburg, ca Monday, September y, and
reach New York on the homeward trip 'lues-
day, October -.
A IN former tours 10 California under the
auspices of the Pennsylvania Railroad,
spccal train, composed of the highest class
of Pullman equipment, will he utilized during
the entire trip Excellent meals viii be sers-
ed in the dining care attached to the train
during the entire journey except during the
ataps ut San Francisco and III Chicago. An
observation ear will appeal 10 all who delight
in scenery Few trips afford great It Iii
versity in Natures beauties as the one out
lined below Westward bound, the tourists
will pass through the wild slopes of the Colo
radn Rockies, around the Great Salt Lake
| and over the Businesses of the Sierra Nevada
After visiting all the beautiful resorts ON the
sunny California slopes, the eastward journey
will be through the Arizona desert to the
| Grand Canon of Arizona lts beauties can
| not be painted in mere words Magnificent in
| coloring, awful in its depths, it stands among
the natural wonders of the world Thence
across the plains to St Louis, and eastward
through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsyl-
vania, the tourists reach their destination
lust thirty DAYS after leaving home.
The various transcontinenta lines having
Triennal Convention of the Protestant Epis-
copal hnrch,t the Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany is enabled to offer this superb vacation
trip at the low rate of Sis5 for the round trip
from New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore,
Washington, or any point ON Pennsylvania
Railroad east of Pittsburg, one in Il berth;
and 1864 for the round trip, two persons oc-
eupyiHg the same birth, The rate from
pittsburg will be ~ less
Diagrams are now open, and as the number
who can be accommodated will be strictly
limited, names should be registered immedia-
tcly
For further information and descriptive
phamphlet, apply to George W. Boyd, Assis-
tant General Passenger Agent, Broad Street
Station Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

The total number of cows kept for
milk purposes in the towns and cities
and villages of the United States is
1,466,9To, Texas having the greatest
number, 116, l0T. Illinois comes second
with 1l0,46o and Pennsylvania third
with 9S.5l5.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Dedication Day Pan-Ameriean Exposition
Low Fares via the Lehigh Valley
Railroad Five day tickets, good only
in day coaches, will be sold on Tues
days and Saturdays, May 1st to Oct.
3lst, from Phillipsburg, at the rate of
500 for the round trip.
Ten-day tickets will be sold from
Phillipsburg every day from May 1st
to October 3lst, good on any train ex
cept the Black Diamond Express, at
the rate of $40 So for the round trip.
Write f. N. Arnold, Agent at
Phillipsburg, N, j., for further par
ticulars.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Pursuant to the order of Paul A. Queen,
Surrogate of the county of Hunterdon, made
on the Iwenty-tirst day of May, A ID: one
thousand nine hundred and one, notice il
hereby given to all persons having claims
against the estate of Joseph II. Titus, late of
the county of Hunterdon, deceased, 10 present
the same under oath or affirmation, to the
subscriber, EXecntrix of said deceased,
within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim tunder oath or
affirmation), within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action therefor
against the said ExecutriX.
Dated May 2lst, A. ID. 1901
ANNA NJ TITUS, Executrix.
May -, 1901.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23
WEDNESDAY, OCT 90, 1901.
THE STlRRUP CUP.

Ny short and happy day is done;
The long and lonely night comes on,
And at my door the pale horse stands
To carry me to unknown lands.
His whinny shrill. his paving hoof,
Sound dreadful as gathering storm,
And must leave this sheltering roof
And Joys OF life 50 soft and warm.
Tender and warm the Joys Of life;
Good friends. the faithful and the trus;
Nv rosy children and my wife,
So sweet to kiss. 30 fair TO view.
So sweet to kiss, so fair 10 view;
The night comes on, the lights burn blue
And at my door the pale horse stands
To bear me forth to unknown lands.
john Hay.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

wANTED-ACTIvE MAN OF GOOD
character to deliver and collect in New Jersey
for an old established manufacturing whole
sale house. $500 year, sure pay. Honesty
more than experience required Gar refer
ence, any bank in any city. Enclose self
addressed stamped envelope. Manufacturers,
Third Floor 1884 Dearborn st, Chicago.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Professor-lf person In good health,
but who imagined himself sick, should
send for you, what would you do?
Medical Student - Give him some
thing TO make him sick and then ad-
minister an antidote.
Professor = Don't waste any more
time here. Hang out your shingle.-
New York Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Be n RESOLVED by the Senate Che House Of
Assembly eoneurrHR} That the following
amendments 10 the constitution OF this state
he and the same are hereby proposed and
when the same shall be aRreed to by n major
itY Of the the members elected to the Senate
and House Of Assembly, the said amendments
shall be entered on their journals with the
yeas and nays taken thereon, and referred to
the legislature next to be chosen, and shall be
published for three months previous to the
first Tuesday after the first Monday of
November next tbeing the fifth day of said
month"; IN Al least one newspaper of each
said newspapers To be designated by the
president Of the senate, the speaker Of
the House of Assembly aud the secretary Of
statP.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

WANTED ACTIVE MAN OF GOOD
character to deliver and collect in New Jersey
for an old established manufacturing whole
sale honse. $500 year, sure pay, Honesty
more than experience required Our refer
enee, any bank in any city Enclose self
addressed stamped envelope Manufacturers
Third Floor, ssi Dearborn St, Chicago.
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SnuncIl Ont

triend--Whal became OF your poem
called Light. beautiful Light"
foet tsadlyi-T The editor turned 10
down. Philadelphia Record.
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In lemn,a,ion,. WA

Jones-Has your wife got her new
hat yet?
Brown-No; I've gil en,her the money
for 1t several times, but she has spent
1t ON some great glorious bargain she
saw before She got to the milliner shop
Detroit Free Press
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Insert in lieu Of Paragraph 10, new para
prnph u8 follows:
10 The Governor, ar person administering
the government, the Chancellor and the Al
toruey- General, OF two of them of whom the
Governor or person administering the govern
mcut shall be one, may remit fines and for
FIXTURES aud grant pardons after conviction,
IN all rHscs except impeachment
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Everybody puffs 'Lambertville
Putfs'-even the newspapers. They
are the best Scent cigar. Kline makes
them aud sell them, wholesale and re-
tail, at 20 Bridge street, corner of
Commerce.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Some people expect fortune to break
In the door and announce her arrival
through n megaphone Nashville Ban
ner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

Don't neglect yourself to do work fer
others that is ineffective and only
bother to DECENTRALIZATION Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-10-23

About the only way to convert some
people is to leave them alone-Dallas
News
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uuNrERpoN COUNTY ORPHANS,
COURT of Monday the 5th day OF August
\. ~. 1901.
resent John {. Connet. Jnlrr

Present John l.. Comet, Judge
In the matter of the application of Rule
Lew brown, Administrator of Mar to
tina MRttson, deceased, for order to show
sell Real Estate to pay debts Cause
Levi Brown, Administrator of Martha Mat
tison, deceased having made and exhibited to
tins Court, under oath, Just and true ac-
count of the personal estate and debts of the
said decedent as FAR as he can discover the
same, by which Il appears that the personal
estate of the said deeedent is insufficient to
pay her debts; whereupon on application of
the said Levi Brown, administrator of the said
Martha Mattison, deceased, setting forth that
Estate situate IN the City of Lamhertville in
the County of Hunterdon, and praying the aid
of this Court i'll the premises, Il is ordered hV
the Court that all persons interested in the
lands, tenomentS, Entertainments and real
estate whereof the said Martha Mattison died
seized, do appear before this Court ON Mon.
day, the seventh day of October, 1901 in the
term OF september, 1901, to show cause il any
they have, why SO much of the Real Estate
whereof the said Martha Mattison died seized
AS aforesaid, should not be sold az will he
sufficient 10 pay her debts, or the residue
thereof as the case may require, and il is
further ordered that this notice be published
IN Tue IAMBERrY1ILF RECoRp for sly weeks
successfully, and also true copies thereof sci
up as the law directs
Done in open Court and dated Surroeate's
Office, August 5, 1891
PAUL A. QUEEN,
Surrogate and Clerk of the Hunterdon County
Orphans Court
Aug 2i
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5 Per Cent. Guaranteed.

We are offering the safest and
most profitable investment stock in
the market-live per cent. cash
interest, clear of all tax and ex-
pense.
If interested write or cali on our
special agent Mr.. Il. III. Johnston,
IN care of "The Record" and he
will be pleased to explain the details.
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Pennsylvania Railroad.
THE STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERICA.
PROTECTED THROUGHOUT BY THE
IniefoctIng SHiirh and BIact SgnaI Spten
BELVIDERE DITISION.
Trains for Ketc York and Philadelphia.
On and after September "a. 1901.
Leave Manunka Chunk - and 1905, a. M,
l2.27, 2.45 and 5.4s IN. Sunday, 725 a IN.
Leave BeYdere 7.30 and 1910 a IN, 1888, 26l
and 554 IN. Sunday, 7.80 am
Leave Phllipsburg 7.12, 500, and 1898 a m, Leo,
%, and G.23 p m. sunday; SEQ m.
Leave FrenchtOwn TAI and Hip m, 1873, 3h6
and 6 90 m Sunday iS.22 a. IN.
Leave Pennington 7.45 N, u Sc and $40 T. n
Arrive Ltmhcrlvilie $40 m / 2s and =. ? ~
week days.
-.-..-. $500.
Law, Lambeityie 100. s.22. sI5. and l.43
IA W., 70 and III y. N sunday SD a. IA
Arrive Trenton 2.35 S5S, 9.0g. IA, l2li, 2.aa-
5.pa AMI 10 m. sunday. 800 a. m
arrive Philadelphia (Kensingt0n1 9l7 "A. a..
. II, a. aid G.2b p. IN. sunday, 1902 IA.
arrive Philadelphia (Broad Street StattouJ R.a7
1000 1901, m, LOG, 3.23, 6 90 aud 547 p IN. Sau-
day 1901 IN.
Arrive New York. via Trenton. 922, l0ay and
II - IN, 2.I3. 4.55, Oi aud 10 23 y III. SUNDAY
ll.is n.
Trains from Phtfadeiphia and Ne,c I0rk
Leave New York, DesbGosses 81 via Trenton.
100, HOO IA, lG0, go $50, and Gto IN sun
day 600 m
Cortlandt Street 30, ii 90 a IN, 100 500 TO
and coop m. Sundays 4 90 T. IN.
West Twenty-third street station, 726 1873
a m, 30, 25' . aud % p m Sundays, $40
Leave Philadelphia tKensington) 6.45. 40, 1904
a IA a., - and a III. weekdays
Leave Philadelphia BROAD street Stationl
and s.2i M. ilU1 noon, 30 (Lamhciyiile
0hiy5, . %, 5ba, aud ! ~ m sunday, f02 p III.
Lrayr Trenton TO-, 10, Il N, LOO 81. AZ,
55g, and 80 IA sunday, 81 IA.
Arrive LaubeHgilie $50. a. m, IL, f02,
500, IS and I = M sunday, 81 p III.
Leave Lamhertville for Pennington IL m, zr5
and % M weekdays.
Arrive Flemiugtun 9l5 N, . ~ aui i3 = IA
week days
Leave laiubeftyilIe Tor Mammal tbuHk s83
81 Il IA, IL. aut aui 81 IA. sdd tats So
~ For fAaitpshurs aud Easten osiy, G.2s p NJ
week days
leave frenehtown . O5, zoos a n. 2oJ 55O and
sal I'm weekdays, u IA sundays For Phil
ipsbnrg and fasiun only, 702 N.
Arrive at Fhillipshurg 80 aud 10 q a M. =, =
rs, b aud y.21 =. N sunday, u pfn
i5rayc ihrlipshurE 10 9 - and ~ ii IA, >. Il
G.Df aud 80 1T. sunday 80 = M.
Arrive BclYidcrr i.al, 1919 aud II Us = N, SIG
6,3g, q 81 p sunday, 9.57 pm
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos. 10 - and II II IA,
ga, i 81 aud t0ui p m. sunday lUui = m.
Additional trains leave belvidrrc Tor Mtnunka
Chunk 7,od and g&i a m, aud 40 IA, sunday
700 IN. Returning, leave Manunka hunk iot
helyldere lois IN, 20, d II nui lah6 p. III.
sunday, lH.tG y IA.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
chunk at e On IN, BeIgidefe Ola m, Martins
Greek GSi a IN. arriving Lehigh Junction As n M,
VIII carry passengers and make stops Al dag sta
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New Jersey Building and Loan Invest
lnGnt Company.

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY.
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TINE TABLE IN tFTECT Get. I, 1901.
TRAINS LEAVE NEW HOPE.
TRAINS FOR NEW HOPE.

For Glenside, Jonkintown and Philadelphia,
weekdays, 53d, 7,l2, 1888 II. m. - -, 100, Coz
p. m, sundays, q - a m, i0a Gl5 p m.
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insert IN lien Of Paragraph /, a new para
graph as falaW4-
I The Court of tbaucery shall consist Of II
Chancellor md such number of Vice Chan.
eellefs as shall Ire provided by law each Of
whom may exercise the jurisdiction Of the
Court The Court shall nuke rules govern
ing Tho hearing OF causes and the practice al
the Court, where the same Is not regulated by
ytututY
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Another Opportunity 10 Visit California
under the Auspices of the Penn-S lvania
KaiIrnad,. pcrsonnIl Vt nnducted systeln.