Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-23
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It's a wonder some shrewd Snowman
doesn't capture Dowie.
The "Akron Route is to be continued
permanently. The name Is mascot.
Many sunken eyes and pale cheeks
day.
Only 100 at the Smith reunion, There
must have been some pretty strong
counter attraction.
The fact that you are not farmer
need not keep you away from their
big picnic
What's the matter with ball game
between the county officials and the
farmers ut the picnic,
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Wouldn't 1t be mean of Justice
Hoffman If he should take advantageI
Of his opportunity and usurp the
throne?
These are nights when the contrac-
tors In charge of the Cleveland water
works tunnel are kept awake by more
than heat or mosquitoes.
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Maybe 1t was the condition of the
weather and an over-abundant supply
of mosquitoes that caused those Pc
ninsula people to name their camp
Inferno"
1t Is not known yet whether Mayor
Doyle will insiet upon the city's pay
| ing eIpressage on all the new ideas
| he expects to bring home from that
municipal convention.
No matter what their ills, there are
few who who are not glad to know
that the average length of life In the
United States has increased by over
four years in decade.
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Matrimonial bureaus that want to
be thoroughly up to date will have to
organize Philippine school teacher
department of their own.
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Canton should not shoot all her fire.
works at once AS long as President
Mckinley Is at home, the Deuber City
viii receive mention in the papers, so
why not delay sending that girl over
Niagara Fails until after the Presl-
dent has gone back to Washington?
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The names of Gen. Chas. Dick and
DR.. l.. S. Ebright We're unlntentionally
omitted from the partial names Of dis
tlngulshed men who have spoken In
old Assembly hall. Through some
4 oversight II was not mentioned either,
that Richard III was once put on
there by the Jackson Dramatic club.
West Virginia ideas of the proper
manner IN which TO celebrate wedding
are somewhat peculiar. A party re-
Gently serenaded newly welded cou-
pie and afterward became so hilarious
ly enthusiastic over the event that they
raided moonshine still in the noun
tains, aud then held a general fight
Three of the raiders and two moon
sinners We're seriously hurt. The lat
ter made their escape.
Some "iicnd In human form" has
been perpetratmg n base swlndle in
Akron. Among other victims was
County Clerk L. A. Hershey The
agent was selling liquid ink eradlca.
tor.
II had some similar to that but two
: liquids which composed 1t must be
: kept separate or they would soon blow
the cork out Of a bottle and eynporate,"
Mr.. Hershey told the man.
"Ah yes, ah yes" quoth the smooth
, individual, but this Is n great i'm
provement you see" and he drew II
half dollar out of the County Clerks
pocket In short order.
The liquid ink eradicator was put
away. Two days later the cork had
been forced out of the bottle and the
r liquid had vanished into air. How
, many other victims the bad man found,
is unknown.
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An evening contemporary has been
informing Its readers that they can use
the same calendars every twenty
n years-when the dates OF the month
{ fall on the same days of the week
thereby avoiding the expense of Ave
/ almanacs for the present century
y But here Is something even better
h than that, Those persons who have
e the double advantage of ancient family
d and careful forefathers, by turning
e up the overwhelmingly they
II are not printed ones-for the twefth
s century, by Solomon Jarchns. viii find