The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-03

are red meats. When sifted down you
will find that about the only meat you
can eat is the breast of chicken or tur-
key. Red liquors? Whisky, all clarets,
vermouth, Burgundies, ports, sherries,'
brandies, Madeiras, muscatels and COCK
tails. There may be few others.
can't think of 'em all at once. AS the
cure progresses take each day from
to s drops of oil of wintergreen, and
plenty of crab-orchard salts"
DR.. Miliken's sovereign remedy is this:
After you have listened to all your
friends and taken the advice and medi-
cine of half the doctors in town, without
feeling any better, buy bottle of gin
and stir into it enough sulphur to make
it as thick as cows cream. Take a ia
blespoonful three times a day. II that
doesn't cure you you may as well say
your prayers and put your house in or
der"
Dr. obry brings this from the West:
IF the disease affects the extremities.
which usually is the case, Gripping the
hands and feet. tie a strip of channels
skin around each wrist and ankle, and all
pains will disappear within three days.
In Kentucky piece of red string is used
but buckskin or chamois skin is more
efficacious."
At Rowland Springs Dr. Robinson used
to soak his patients in scalding water
then plunge them into an ice tank, after
which he wrapped them tightly in sheets
and put them to bed. After three or four
hours, when their mummified bodies were
unrolled, all foreign substances in the skin
had passed into the sheets. With man
these usually amounted to a quart of MIC
tine and rum. DR.. PROXY avoids the scald-
ing process, but wraps the patient in
sheets stepped in iced vinegar.
DR.. Pauly asserts that if the limbs are
rubbed well night and morning with
skunk oil permanent relief is sure to
come. He doesn't tell how to counter
act the odor of skunk oil.
DR.. Charles X. Deutsch believes in help
ing the widows 1.-THE only absolutely
sure and safe remedy was discovered by
prominent physician of New Orleans. and
about the only thing he left his widow
besides his name, was the formula for its
preparation. She, poor woman, came to
New York with 1t and sold a few bottles
to personal friends In Brooklyn. To-day
she is worth a million dollars. / have
cured friends with her medicine in TWEEN
ty-four hours. And the beauty Of the
treatment is that is doesn't interfere with
ones eating and drinking"
DR.. Goodsir. contending that uric acid
the cause Of rheumatism. is a rank pois-
on. believes in Graduating II with a poison
and for that purpose has selected oil OF
whisky. This. he says. is a distillery by
product, or more properly a refuse, which
may be had for a few cents gallon.
Being deadly, It Is 10 be taken with ex-
IRENE care, according 10 prescription.
DR.. SCHNEIDER Is a firm believer IN hot
and cold water externally applied. and
AYERS that he has cured the most obsti-
nate cases Of rheumatism and rheumatic
govt With judicious bathing. He uses
alkalies freely IN his tubs and starYes
his patients on oatmeal and milk.
There are numberiess odd remedies for
rheumaflsm. our national malady, ~
have stated, and a whole page would MOI
AFFORD space for their mention Here are
come active and extinct names u "foY-
ereign" ones. "hheumacide. rhfumacu'
70. rheumadine. rheumegon. rheumakene,
rheumafazi rheumatic gun, rheumaucinf,
rhoumatcura rheumaticurc, rheumafine-
eoutniine rheumicilate. rheuhlx, Ths2mo
ana rheumorEouilne.