The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1901-09-25
1711 Main St.. Post Office Block, Columbia, S. 9.

Ihe Rev. Jones CalVlD, OF IOnDgs'
town, Ohio, eighty-nine years old,
known as "the marrying parson, !"
broke all records the other day by
marrying seventeen couples in twenty
four hours.
am satisfied that Teethina Teeth
ing Powders} have saved more chill
dren than all the doctors put together.
l have recommended Teethina when
the doctors gave up the child, and it
cured at once.
Louis F. Waibel, Ph. G.,
Druggist, st. Louis, Mo.
An anarchist in New Mexico pre-
dicted that the president would be
assassinated before Oct. l, and now
that his prophecy has come true he
has been arrested because it is
thought that he kuew what he was
talking about.
'Ysu know you said before elec'
ton that you were a friend who
would divide his last dollar with me. ,
That's right" said Senator Sor,
ghum, blandly: ''that's right. But
it's going TO be good many years
before I get down to my last dollar.
Norris Silver, North Stratford, n
H.: II purchased a bct'le of One
Minute Cough Cure when suffering
with a cough doctors told ne was
iucurable. One bottle relieved me,
the second and third almost cured
Today I am a we'll man." J. E,
Kaufman.
Referring in his sermon to The aw-
full fate of Aranias and Sapphira, a
colored deacon said: 'Oh, may we
all take warnin' fun what happened
to Auanias and Saltpeter." After
meeting he was approached by q
colored brother, who said; "Par-
son, you got one er der names wrong
in yo' sermont. Eff I makes no mis-
takes hit wuz Ananias an Hellfre."
The dicker between the United
States and Denmark for the purchase
of the Danish West Indies is sill on.
It is understood that the United
States is willing to pay S4,0OO,OOO
and that Denmark is standing out for
$4,S0O,00O.
Josh Westhaler, of Loogootee, Ind ,
is a poor man, but he says lie would
not be without Chamberlain's Pain
Balm if it cost FIVE dollars a bottle,
for it saved him from being & cripple,
No external application is equal to
this liniment for stiff and swollen
Joints, contracted muscles, stiff nsck,
sprains and rheumatic and muscular
pains. It has also cured numerous
cases of partial paralysis. 1t is fer
sale by J. E Kaufman.
Mosquitoes were so ferocious lately
that the workmen in the shops Of the
Singer works and some other Eliza
beth, n. J factories were obliged to
stop work The insects made their
way through the wire nettings with
ease and pestered the workmen so
they were almost distracted.
Crops shrink with remarkable faci-
lity. Two hundred millers of Texas
report shrinkage in the wheat crop
of that State from 15,000,0O0to 5,0O0,-
900. In Oklahoma the crop was esti-
mated at 50,0O0,000 1t has now
dropped to half that amount.
Geo. W. Lane, Pewano, Mich,
writes: Your Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is the best remedy for indiges-
ton and stomach trouble that I ever
used. For years I suffered from
dyspepsia, at times compelling me to
stay in bed and causing me untold
agony. I am completely cured by
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. In recon-
mending it to friends who suffer from
indigestion I always offer to pay for
it if it fails. Thus far I have never
paid" J. E. Kaufman.
Americans proceeding from South
America state that the Colombian sit
uation is far worse than reported by
the papers. They say that probably
twenty. five thousand men have been
killed since the beginning of the re-
bellion. One man claims to have
seen thousand dead bodies piled in
heaps and consumed by burning.