The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-05-26

Hears a Recital Of
Senator KearnS
Troubles.
q JoFE d PRrEsT.

so, anyway, from the number Of lads
mats told me since steps on the train
the QtneF day that their hearts was
WITH me through il an he says
+" There amt a dirty deuce in the
whole political deck, SPORT. he says
hut what wants me TO land him some
JOB. Say, If they had a machine in
washington that ground out offices as
fast as man could turn a crank he
c0pldn supply this Utah push in q
gear il be worked overtime. / shore
got to turn some OF EN- down, he says,
an Il grleVes me a piOus lot, i got to
turn down lads that's been my friends
an friends OF my. friends ever since be-
fore I can remember.
There's Art Thomas. FIR instance
Art done a whole lot to elect me. In
season an out OF season he was boost
IN my game. ep. 3On t know What
would of done without him. Now he
wants me- 70 let him swing on where
ne IS but, sport. he says, / got TO
copper tArtie. Mcmillan wants that
job, an I'm gOin' to land il for him.
Macs Hble to burn Bp anything that
comes wrapped like a package Of vac
cine points, but he's all right at that. I
kinder throwed it into him on the audi
torship of the Hot Air road, an now
there's a chance TO make even. I feels
mighty bad over Art. In fact, / weepS
whenever / thinks Of poor -ATtie strug-
5aA4A cNANhE III TIC COAAAs II AtEA ~ VI IA
without q sofiice, but it's got to be.
fThen there's Charley Whittemore.
He's a lad after my own irish heart,
sport That boy can swing d shovel
on railroad grade about as good as
any man ] ever seen. He done it right
here recent, too ne says. I knows
Joe Young an Calvin walks right over
Charley, but Charley gets in his swing
Just the same. So help me, Sport, he's
the wafInest ever But Charley's got
to go. Joe 4IpDman'S sereamin Tor
some aHudote for the pain the rollers
causes him some months agOne an
nothin, but United States attorney is
gOin' to relieve him. he says. SO JOdie
pushes Charley out whilst sets by an
mourns some tempestuous.
An giancin along down. the line
we. comes To- Glen Miller. Glen come
mighty nign gettin' the axe a while
back for srecOn1Tne ndin' pOstma masters
without sarchin too close into their
counIbialities> If could have nay way
Of course I'd tie Glen down right where
me SIS. But Glens stringin his bets
too far apart, Its Ike cornerin' the
ace-trey. an then szippin' down to cop
per the seven.
HtGlen's minglin' marshal an real
esf1ts an the. drama an mines an the
Holy High Card only knows what more.
IT'S for his own good that I'm goin
to relieve him ef the ma1shalship. II g
RELY ulOrcn he can tend to IN con
neetiOn aEith his other duties. Ben
HeyWood's settin' around waitin' for
somethin TO drop an ] reGkon when
it does drop Ben9l be under II. Pore
Glen He's good teller, Sport says
Tom, but he's too busy.
An now. says Tom, cOnsulin' a
little leather backed vest pocket MEM
oranduTa, NOW we comes TO the reVe-
moo collector. There's a nut don {
hardly know how TO crack. This duck
Parkinson, he says, looks logical 70
me- but my dear Old friend Ed Calaster
wants it Eds got the endorsement OF
such chJmls of mine as Pat an Orange
salisbury an Arthur Pratt an all that
merry company he says. "Of course
I want tor please EN- all, for they done
81. much FOR. me. I hates like thunder
to ting IA copper GA their play, but I
got the copper handy. Sport. he says,
. AN don't you ever forgit it.
. DO I like public life, SpOrt2 Well,
/ does feur aces look good to yOu2 That 5
the way this here senatorship looks to
me. 1 could set here a hour reelin' on
names of big guys that wants TO graz
Senator Thomas Kearns' NIT but
you'd think I'm peddlfn' bull con. 1
never even moved to adjourn last ses-
sion.' he says, but next winter 4 cal
culats to make "a speech on the FIJI
tipOny Question that'H jar the Garth
/ asst Tom if Hebe Wells an Reed
Smoot was settin' IN on the Office play
any an he says they was pretty strong
guard unless they trained some with
Hebe an Reed. I asst him d lot more
things an he turns 'em loose to me,
but this here tallzin' has dried my
pipes consider bic, John You might
make Just one more Of them Juleps
to the room to tHink things over