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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
slOo REWARD, SlO0.

TIE readers OF this paper will be
pleased 10 learn that there is 81 least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able 10 cure in ell Its stages and that 10
Catarrh. Halls Cstarh Cure 10 the only
positive cure DOW known 10 the medical
fraternity. Cstsrrh being constitution
al disease. req hires 8 constitutional treat
raent. Halle Cstsrrh Cure n taken in-
,ernsliy, acting directly upon she blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
thereby destroying the foundation OF the
disease. and giving the patient strengsh
by building up the constitution and as
sjstipg nature 10 doing its work. The
n-oprjetors have 50 much faith in it's
curative powers, that they ohef One
Hundred Dollars for any case 'hat u
feils 60 cure. Send for h.' OF 'eshmon-
iBls ~
Address, F. J. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo ~
Sod by druggists. 75c.
Halle Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
DON'T THINK 1T.

Somebody told far away reader Of
the Harvey County News that the lands
Of this valley are no good without irriga-
ton and not worth much with it. That
kind OF story is no good here without a
notarial seal, and not worth much with
it. Our lands are Of good soil, and !. ro-
duce good cereals, vegetables and fruits.
True it 10 that irrigation is great aid TO
agriculture, but men who know the
country well cay that much OF our soil
has enough natural moisture to produce
good crops. Agricultu away from
running streams, is n the experimental
stage but will prove itself all night.
Time was when Harney county pro-
duced nothing but hay and spotted
steers that could outrun a handcar.
Vow 1t feeds the nation on Shorthorn
Durham beef and raises apples, prunes,
plums, berries and wheat that are good
enough for sny ybodv Harney News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28

ftua certainly be work of
gr.at eaa5 ~ 81. for the national
government IL store its wealth of
water uav wasted and conduct
itutHu mI aHs II acres of arid
lands anal mase -nch spots homes
fer thr f. are If reclaimed and
brought lutu production, this great
area ~o..a -gpport anywhere Fl, m
$4,000 uH1tu 6300oooo Of people
ID great comfort
Ia5s question Of national irnga-
tiau attracting considerable at
tcutiop. ana something in that line
viii be accomplished sooner OF
later Itls a. right that congress
should appropriate money Tor a
system Of storage reservoirs as for
military expansion and foreign IN
vaslon.
Irrigation would transform hsli
the continent. 1t would make the
West productive far beyond any
thing ever attained in the past
Rational plans executed with econ
omy would do more for the West
than any party could do working
through purely political means.
There are in this country 90
600. 900 acres of ard land which
can be reclaimed. This territory
i somewhat larger than New Eng
land and New \ ork together. Con-
sideriug the great fertility of lrrl-
gated lands, il will readily be seen
that this reclaimed territory would
support millions Of people, and be
vast addition to the national
weslth and resources.
Look back To the time when q
handful of industrious Mormons
went INTO the desert, and II looked
as If living there was impossible.
They learned to irrigate the land
and they have made il a rich state,
u garden spot, and they have set
An example which has done good
everywhere. When, without money,
poor a. they were, footsore and
hungry as they travelled over the
plains, they could stop there snd
build up such country as that, 1t
shows what can be accomplished.
When Won see them ID their homes
now il makes you glad that the
pioneer Morm0us did such great
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
ApPl ES IN OREGON.

Henry Bosch, secretary OF the state
board o, horticulture, gives the total
acreage IN apple orchards in Oregon at
l6,500 acres.
This seems to the Moro Observer
small area. There are 90 millions OF
acres In Oregon and it is surprising that
there are no more in apples. The fruit
interests, with apples as king. has been
far more talked about ami written about
than a~y other Oregon industry. For oo
years men have painted orchards in Or
egon; the state has been famous for it's
"big red apples" Tor half century, and
yet 80 small portion Of land adapted to
apples is devoted to their growth.
Yet l6, 500 acres is a large orchard.
Reck oniny that the trees stand % feet
apart. seventy trees can be placed on an
acre. This would make the number OF
apple trees now in Oregon l 10000.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28

eral which cost S49S.l0. The re-
mainder Of the money WAS divided
among the public administrators
and the heirs. On February IA.
1901, Carlo Solsri presented his
bank book al the Hibernia bank to
draw two years accrued interest.
He was told that he was desd, and
was hidden to go away; that being
dead, his money had been paid to
his heirs. The live Carlo Solsri
insists that his money should not
have been ps,d to anybody's heirs.
least of all to another mans, until
he is really dead. He insists that
he Is not dead, and that, as Mark
Twain says, the statements that he
is dead are very grestly e1sgger-
sted.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28


Tge vast arpa stretching away
far hundreds IF miles south aud
cas-. FROM Morrow county i rug
ce3 region az high mountains
aud deep canyons and it contains
much mineral Many prospectors
viii - cat there the coming sum
mer. ana viii ind it fruitful
field
MANY men cut in such vas.
region. are liable TO get separated
from their e5mpanions and to get
confused and lost. and it i very
unpleasant experience.
Almost any person may be read
ilv lost the mountains, and II ls
never safe TO stray from the camp
when alone. Should necessity de-
mand it. however, it will prove an
excellent rule to take along the
rife aud a goodIy supply OF am
uuniti0u aud matches. Observs-
tiou coe- 10 show that the horse
and other animals when running
on an open ground will gradually
turn ther courses to the left The
same !. true of man, when lost on
the prairies and cut off from sll
guiding marks or objects-and 1t ls
still more the oase ~nen he Is lost
in the m1uura NJ, the Irregular
ties OF the ron o. travel seeming
to confuse Li. IDEAS of direction
and locality.
This turning TO the left with the
average lost man Is 30 rapid that
be will freq1eutly travel II circle
and will. in the course Of the day
arrive At the point left in the morn
ing. 1t should be remembered
that when lost, ii j. best not to
increase the perplezity RI the mat
Ter by wandering still farther. bu
set 10 work 10 fud the way back &
known localities. Leave marked
trail for the searching compaDlon'
70 follow. and make great smoke
IL possible. The sense Of desols
tion attending most lost persons II
sufficiently overpoweung TO cause
them 10 lose tLe;r presence 0
mind. TO wander wildly about aDc
rapidly exhaust their vital power-
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
GAP CLOSED.

The operation OF through trains be-
tween San Francisco and Los Angeles
via Surf and Santa Barbara, will begin
on March 81, 1901, on the new coast
line. Two through trains daily. The
coast line limited leaving each terminal
in the morning, equipped with elegant
cafe and parlor cars, will make day
light trips through the most picturesque,
varied and enter tanning scenes on the
continent. inquire Of agents OF the
Southern Pacific.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
REMARKABLE CURES OF RHEU
MATISM.
From the Vindicatoc, RutherfordsU

From The Vindlcato-, hutbetrOrdFLn
y. G.
Tbs editor OF the Viodicator has bad
occasion to test the efficacy OF Chamber
lain Pain Balm twice with the most re-
msrksble results IN each care. First
With rhe um stism in the shoulder from
which be suffered eIcrucisting pain fol
ten days, which was relieved with two
spplics;ions OF Pain Balm, rubbing the
parts afflicted spd reslizing instant bene'
fit and entire relief in 9 very shor' time
Second, 10 rheumatism 10 thigh joint, al
most prostrstipg him with severe psiD
which wss relieved With two applics
tions, rubbing with the liniment on re
tiring at night, and getting 10 free fron
pain. For sale by Conser 4 Warren
druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
AMERICAN PLAN ONLY.

The Palace Hotel, Of Heppner. - one
of Tie home institutions that Eastern
oregon may well be proud oi- 1t hll'
tf.e f.Id A. a frst-ciass house, ana u
eur.avs only competent white he'p
lee Conducted strictly On the Americar
r.sr. and - commodio1s well-irrn'shed
,..r.s aud bountiful tables give sat's
faction 10 all its patrons.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28

Morrow county has room ior
workers. but none for drones. LII
can support double it, present pop
.Isuan II you are in the middle
west. -eli your cyclone collar aud
come here
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28

Headache often results from q dIs1r
dered condition of the stom sch and oon-
stipstion % the bowels. A dOee of Cham
berlain's Stomsch and Liver Tablets will
correct these disorders aud cure the
hesdschs Sold by Conser h Warren ,
druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
SOCIAL HOP.

A very pleasant dance was gwen in
Garngues' hall on Saturday evening. A
goodly number Of Terpsicorean devotees
were present and greatly enjoyed the
evening. Prof. LeGro's orchestra fur
nished the music.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1901-03-28
KILL THE DANDRCFF GERM
Or Your Hair Will Fail Out Till You Be
come Bald.

Modern science has discovered that
dandruff is caused by germ that digs
up the scalp in scales, as 1t burrows
down to the roots OF the hair, where II
destroys the hairs vitality, causing tsi'
ling hair, and, ultimately, badness
After Prot. Unns, OF Hamburg, Ger
many, discovered the dsndruff germ. sll
efforts 10 find a remedy failed until the
great laboratory discovery was made
which resulted in Nswbro's Herpicide
Il alone Of all other hair preparations
kills the dsndruff germ. without dan
druif, hair grows luxurisutly. Destroy
the cause, you remove the effect
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
The nov Art Critic.

Wise men say there is nothing really
new in this world. and perhaps the
boy who passed the following crit
icism upon the drawing abilities of his
big sister was an unconscious plagiar-
list; but. anyway. his verdict amused
the sister so much that she tells il oc.
casionally, though the joke is on her
self. The young woman has fond
ness for executing those works of art
which consist in the representation OF
dead game birds hanging by their
heels from a nail on board, fish on a
platter ready for the cook. and fruit
grouped on a table around a wine
glass. These gems she turned off at
the rate of about four year. and pre-
scented them to her friends for their
dining-room walls. She had just com
pleted a twin pair for a bride. One
represented a mess of Holsters in a
nest of salad: the other basket of
peaches. with down on them like
plush. She was so pleased with both
that she asked her brother If he did
not think they were just splendid. 1t
was evident that the youthful critic
liked one and not the other. After
looking at them a minute or two he
said:
isis, you're a peach on Holsters, but
you're a lobster on peaches. Chi
cago Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
MOURNING IN
MANY A FAMILY
Precious Lives That Might
Have Been Saved
II Pains's Celery Compound Had
Early Been Used
Instead of Putting Faith in
Instead of Putting Faith in
Worthless Cure-Alls.

There should be new legislation against
the exercise of criminal ignorance in times
OF sickness.
Many a good family is in mourning
today for the loss of relative who, when
first the symptoms of serious sickness
appeared, made the fatal mistake OF simply
taking the wrong medicine.
As soon think Of stopping the sun with
. wave OF the hand as OF stopping the
onward course of disease in the human
system with any of the various patent
concoctions under patent names SO
numerously in the market today.
There is but one remedy known to
medicine that can bring new life and vigor
70 worn-out nerves, restore to their normal
condition the functions that depend upon
nerves and brain, properly nourished and
fed, that cures sleeplessness, aliays
Indigestion, sends healthy blood eoursing
through the veins, tones up the system,
and makes the weak strong again, and that
Is Paine's celery compound-the discovery
Of the greatest OF Americas many great
physicians.
Paine's celery compound is not patent
medicine. II Is the one prepared remedy
that has the unqualified endorsement OF
those physicians whose knowledge and
ability have made their names known not
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

only among their immediate neighbour,
buf throughout the country.
No other prepared remedy was ever
Recommended publicly OF privately by the
head OF the medical department of a great
university. No other remedy ever had the
hearty, bona fide endorsement OF the wives
and households of the wealthiest as well as
the poorer citizens in every community.
A single bottle, to be had OF any reputa BILE
druggist. viii prove its unequaled merit to
nny family where today some member
ouffers from the much-t to- be- fea red
bcginnings OF what before the winter is
Vn<t, unless attended to promptly. may
prove to be the final breakdown.
APaine's celery compound says Hon.
r. l.. Mckee OF Jefferson City, one OF the
soundest men in public life in Missouri,
APaine's celery compound isso well known
thai feel that a recommendation from me
cHn add very little weight, but do wish
to gratefully recommend il 10 those who
have never been so fortunate as TO try it,
There is no season SO favorable as this for
taking advantage Of the wonderfully
rcnovating virtues OF this remedy. Don't
begin the winter in poor health. Nature
does little at this season to rejuvenate
unnided the fagged-out brain or to restore
20 health the diseased nerves. Paine's
celery compound nourishes perfectly the
bodily system. II cures diseases OF the
important organs OF digestion, circulation
and excretion, regulates the entire nervous
system and supplies the body with strength
10 combat disease.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
THE LION AND THE MIRROR.
King of Beasts Frightened by His
Reflection In Small Piece of
GIass in Boys Hands.

Possibly a lions wife would appre-
.iate looking glass, but a small mir
ror in the hands of a small boy so
frightened and excited Big Ben, the
largest lion in the Philadelphia zoo,
that, says the Press, the keepers
feared he would do violence to him
self.
Ben had been in an angry mood all
day. The presence of the small boy
was particularly distasteful to him,
and the lion ragged and stormed as only
big lion can. The lad waited until
the TRADE was over, and then drew a
hand mirror from under his coat and
held il directly in front of Ben.
The lion looked. Then he jumped
for the intruder that dared face him
in such fashion, but brought up
against the bars with force enough to
throw him to the floor. Surprised at
the appearance of the lion in the glass,
he filled the house with his roaFs The
keepers ran to the cage and endeav-
ored to quiet him, but he continued
the uproar until exhausted.
In the meantime the adventurous
youth had disappeared and was dis
covered in front of the wolves cage
trying to excite them. He was led
from the garden and warned to keep
away.
About year ago a serious disturb
hnce at the ZOO was due to the flash
ing of mirror in front Of the lions
den. At that time the lions. with the
exception of one or two Of the widest,
we're kept in one cage.
A visitor held a mirror in front OF
them one afternoon, and the beasts
we're thrown into panic. They fought
and dashed at the bars with such vio-
lence that ii was feared several would
die as a result of their frantic strug-
giles. II required the efforts OF all the
keepers for several hours before they
,ould be quoted.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

"Queer she never got married
hes so capable and resourceful a
Foman-so earnest and foreeful."
rs she?'
"Oh, yes, indeed. She's the kind Of
J woman who can look out for her
elf. Why. she knocked man down
nee when he tried to firt with her,
he took horsewhip to fellow who
poke of her in derogatory manner
md she drove peddler four blocks
With a mop"
'Yes, yes" he returned, thought
lilly; sit is strange that no one ever
las seemed 10 want her for a wife,
Kn't it?'-Chicago Post.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

"Wh-wh-at is that noise?" gasped
dr. Dunno, sitting bolt upright in bed
With terror portrayed on his coun-
finance.
80 Henry" whispered his wife, sit
a burglarl / know it isl"
"That's very comforting news, my
lear" said Henry, relieved, as he lay
Town; II thought perhaps it might be
he ice collector. Ohio State Jour
lal,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
Reason for Doubt.

I'm suspicious of this DISH" he
aid as he helped himself sparingly.
i believe it's an experiment and not
properly prepared at that"
'Why?" she asked.
swell, / understand it was pre-
pared by a woman who spends her
lime writing receipts at the rate of a
iozen a day for a household maya
ine. Chicago Post.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Papa. what Is klngP
"A king, my child, is person whose
authority is practically unlimited,
whose word is law and whom every
body must obey"
Papa, Is mamma a king pitts
burrh Bulletin.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
A welcome visitor

Mrs. Wilson-Mrs. Chatterton called
on me yesterday afternoon. l was
very glad TO see her.
Mrs. Gilson-But isn't she an awful
scandal-monger?
Yes, that's Just il. Ii was a stupid,
rainy day. and you don't know what
a lot of interesting tales she told
me."-Somerville (Mass.) Journal.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

IL sent away a dollar" she sadly
laid, ito a party in New York who
offered to tell for that amount how
20 make the guests at summer re-
forts love your children"
"Oh. did you?" her friend asked.
what do you have to do?"
Leave them at home!"-Chicago
Record Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
sensational Preacher.

Patience-Is your preacher sensa-
tional?
Patrice-I should say so. Why, he
preached sermon hast Sunday, and
he took for his subject: It's Hard
TO Keep a Good Man Down"
~Wen?"
''0h, ii was all about Jonah and the
whale. "-Y onkers Statesman.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
A Practical Adriser.

Miss Romancie-Oh just adore
music.
Old Baldie--You play, believe.
Miss R6mancie-Play and sing
both. What sort of man ought a wom-
an who loves music to marry?
Old Well-er-I really can I
say; a deaf one, l suppose.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
True 10 HI. word.

"You know you said before election
that you were a friend who would di.
ride his last dollar with me-"
THAT'S right" said Senator Sor.
yhum, blandly; that's right. But it's
soing to be a good many years before
get down to my last dollar. Wash
ington Star.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

"o'Hara wor tn greatest actor Oh
yer saw"
"He wor?"
1--WE wor, indade! Phwat did he say
vhin tn audience bombarded him wild
abbage?"
"Pfwat did he say?"
He towld thin to throw corn bafe
n mkt day avn he'd hov a good
neal. "-Chicago Daily News.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

and cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become SO prevalent
thatitis nctuncommon
for a child 10 Be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
ates too cften IL tbs
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Miss Schermerhorn-This novel is
absolutely devoid Of plot,
Mr.. stuyvesant-Well. then, it
should dramatic into a splendid
farce comedy Brooklyn Eagle.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

He-I told her / should kiss her ever,
time she giggled.
She-What was the result2
why. she giggled the whole even.
ing,"-Yonkers Statesman.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

"You see. il was this way" said
The boy. Pop was warm, and l
thought if l dropped a chunk of ice
down his back it would cool him
off"
"And did it?'
Gee! No! 1t made him hotter!"-
Yonkers Statesman.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

He-How do you feel when / beat
you at whist?
She-Not quite as bad as YOU feel
when your friend Jenkins beats YOU
at poker.-0hio State Journal.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Our Judgment mellows as We age
But It's a problem grim.
Is ii because we're growing sage,
or merely losing vim?
Chicago Record Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

He thought he'd Won a fine estate.
To hold il ali in fee.
He thought but then he guessed again
As he paid IS lawyers fee.
N Y. Evening sun.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Mrs. Locker is a remarkable wom-
an. isn't she?"
We'll. she certainly makes a good
many remarks. "-Brooklyn Eagle.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

urine scalds the flesh or il, when the child
reaches an age when II should be able to
control the passage. il is yet afflicted with
bed-wetiing. depend upon il. the cause Of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due TO a diseased condition Of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mid and the immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. II is sold
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. dis
courages and lessons ambition; beauty, vigor
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

BY druggists. in fifty
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle BY mail
FREE. also nanrhlnt tell
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Home q Swamp Root
ding many Of the
ial letters received
/ writing Or. Kilmer
T. Y, be sure and
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

Late again. janet You are always
behind time. Its no use talking to
you. l shah have to get another girl"
i wish yer would, mum. There'd
be plenty Of work for the two Of rs. =
Punch.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bill
iousness.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1901-10-10

ing all about il. inch
thousands Of iestinor
from sufferers cured. /
& Co.. Binghanton. \
mention this paper.