New-York tribune., 1901-07-27

An English paper says that the English Church
contributes little 100000 a year 10 mis-
sons and that the collcc ton of this sum costs
$4,000 administration of 1T costs s795o. and sala-
rcs to nineteen clergymen assistant secretaries
amount 20 s27l5o.
Prospective Boarder-But / can't see how a lean
dog can signify that you keep good table
Farmer-Why, It's as plain as daylight neighbor.
there no scraps left for the dog philadelphia
Record
ED Dabney's wife has skipped out again" says
THE Kellington (Kan) Mall ''and this time II Is
believed the breach is irreparable She left notice
that she would not come back until he buys her a
piano. once before she left him. and refused to
come back until he bought her horse and buggy
Then she deserted him until he bought her a of
dining room chairs. But now the worm has turned
and Dabney will refuse to purchase the piano"
little Southern fairy of the brunette type who
had been asked to represent angel a some
tertainment was radiant at the thought until some
one maciously suggested that she had never
grieved look that came into the childs face was
'oo Laws. Miss Lottie said she. nov don't you
min! Tha,s heaps o niggas in heaven. knows"
Springfield Republican.
In recent larceny case in Maine 1T agreed
10 go on with only eleven on the jury. The
trial lasted several hours and then the Jury re-
tired to deliberate upon the evidence and find
verdict After being out four hours the jury re-
ported that IT could not agree and accordingly It
was discharged from further duty in the and
the prisoner was remanded the jail little
later the attorneys for the respondent got one
of the iurymen and asked him how the vote stood
in the jury room. We'll" said he. 1--WE balloted
about twenty times, and each time there were
eleven votes for conviction but at time could
we get twelve votes for conviction had to
report a disagreement"
wantoneau-Do you ever And And anything interest
ing In the vermiform appendix
DR. Cutter-I usually find fee of hundred or
Record
Hereafter visitors to the Kansas State Penten-
tlary will be required to pay admission fee of
10 cents The money thus collected. It is explained
is to be devoted to the payment OF the hire OF
extra guards whose employment is made neces-
sar1 hy the presence OF the visitors.
An old Scottish farmer. being elected a membet
~ The local school board, visited the school and
tested the nteligence OF the class by his questions
Moo. boys, can ony O. you tell me what naeth-
After a moments. silence small hoy In back
IT'S what ye gle me tother day for haudin' yer
horse!'-( London Answers.
ga Young woman of Parsons Kan" saws ."rba
Kansas City Journal accidentally dropped a
dime down the back OF a strange young man when
she sought to put 1t in the contribution box I'm
church She blushed and apologzed an acouaint-
ance was formed, and in two weeks the pair were
married. And this proves exactly what we have
always said~that woman will go TO any length
in order TO recover lost money.
Mrs Horse-Does my hat really look pretty
me?
Mr. Horse-I have told you fifteen times Now
trot along and don't be gazing at yourself In every
pIate glass window we come to.-(Chicago Record
Herald.
fire recently broke out at Hermannsreuth an
Austrian village near the Bavarian frontier A
Ravarian fire brigade. which stationed only
three miles away. hastened to the rescue but the
Austrian custom house authorities refused to allow
the fre engines to pass the frontier without pay
ing the usual tax on imported machinery. The Ba-
yarian nremen naturally turned back. and half the