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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
Ell ParQue ''Luper0n''

Con gran solemnldad Sc ha inau
gurado en- Puerto Plata, ell Parque,
que lleva el nombre del ilustre Gene
raj.
La Gira artfstica puertorrique
ia, asisti6 la Inauguration toman
do parte muy activa y dando mas
realce al acto
Celebramos mucho que los do
minicanos tomen ell nombre de sus
com patriotas iustres que esos
patrloticos actos preston su coupe
racion nuestros artistas.
POR CIEN DOLLARS al con
taao So vende un piano en- muy buen
estado, de la afamada fabrica de
Kalmann, Berlin que cost6 $500 ne
xicanos. En- esta reduction infor-
mAremOs A +
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18

Uu militar adquirio Ell el Ras-
tro algunos muebies. encargapdo q
un mczo de cuerda sin matricular et
traslado de aquellos a la casa que le
iudico.
Ell buen mozo cargo con el mobi.
liario, en- vez de llevarlo adonde la
habfan dicho, 10 conaujo a otros dos
sitios, dejando parte de los muebles
en- un puesto del Rastro y otro en-
un establecimiento de muetlas usa-
dos.
Antes de dsjarlos, habia ajusta-
do Ia venta y cobrado el importe de
Ia misma
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18

En- una fonda de tercer ordeu.
FL camarero vierte sobre la le.
Wits de un parroquiano un tazon de
caldo.
El parroquiauo SO incomoda y
81 camarero, para tralquilizarle, le
dice:
No hay que alarmhase, caballe
70 Son las siete media, y desde
las siete en- adelante, 81 caldo de esta
casa no mancha.
o*o
Uu municipal detiene en- Ia calle
q un borracho, al que al cabo de un
ratio suelta, dici6ndole:
Le periodic usted por esta vez;
pero no quiero volverle q YER en- mi
dC6mo es ESQ? lPiensa usted re-
tirarse del servicio?
90
Lefdo en- un peri6dico extranje
EEL desdichado aplico un ojo al
car1on dc la escopeta, para YER 81 es'
taba cargada.
~ 10 estabs, en- efectO.
<El eEtierro SO celebrara mana
ma a las cinco de Ia tarde.,
o*o
Un padre eusef1a q uno de sus
amigos, 81 dltimo niflo que acaba de
dar a luz su mujer.
81 ANA desnlda al reci6n naci'
do.
Mira, mira, es el vivo retrato
de su rnadre; la misma boca, la mis-
ma nariz, los mismos pjos.
Els verdad, contesta 81 amigo
y hastA tiene tambi6n un lunar on la
espalda q.
90
un alcalde decia aunos noville'
ros contratados para Ia function del
pueblo:
Bueno; y scual de ustedes es 81
que SO va dejar coger?
1Que dice ese hombr excla'
maron aterrados los novilleros.
iQae he de decir! Que 81 aquf se
dan to ros es con la condici6n de, ,...
lDs quee
D que <haiga, desgrs Gas.
90
Un joven hace el amor a una &C:
triz que le duplica la edad.
;Pero no We listed le dice ella,
one m Q van tomar por su madre?
e SO no importa: saldremos solo
de noche.
o*o
Entire suegra y yerno:
L suegra Sc cae en- Ell lago de
un jar rdin.
iAuxilio, soeorro, yerno mfo!
lSalvame!
Lo siento, mama, pero Eo pue.
do. i No We usted cue aqu1 esta pro-
hibida la pesca?
o*o
Un d;pa va a YER ku me
dico dice:
IFS verdad, doctor, que 10 que
tepgo es ictariciA'
ST, senior; pero consu9lese us
ted. Este es un NAL muy conocido
ertre los diputados.
Y Ia sabe usted que los hombres
| polfticos suelen cambiar de color.
| 90
Galanteria:
Olga usted, conde, ipor que Sc
ven en- sociedad mas mujeres que
hombres?
Por Ia misma razbn que en- to-
das parties Sc We mas Gle que terra
| 90
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Dario absoLaa,ente 1rac, de IA or5an de IA pesa

Gede6n In convidado & co mer 4
varins de sus amigos.
Alsair de casa por la marana
sabe qne uno de sus invitados, Do
mingoP Pezhnez, acaba de morir re-
pentinamente.
Al.volver & su domicilio O. cabo
de algunas horas, dice q su mujer !:
Suprime IN cubierto, hija mia
Pez1fiaz no vendr6 conner.
o*o
Sc presenta un viajero en- una
fonda y le entregan el libro donde
ha de consignar su nombre, su edad
50 profession y su Ultima morada.
Al llegar a este punto, el viajs'
70 vacila y al fin escribe:
<Mi familia tiene un par te5a en-
al cementerio del Este,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18

taz0 - heglstr0 de tederales - Otras no.
tioias.
Continda enferMo ell Jefe de la
policia municipal, don Nicolas Ma.
chiavelo
Contra la voluntad de su dueno,
ssgdn psrte que este di6, un amigo
suyo Sc puso a,pasear caballero en
una potranca de aquel. El animal
fu6 entregado en- condolences lamen-
tables, por 10 cual pide su amo in-
demnizaciou de daf1os y perjuicios.
A Librada Santiago le pego un
amigo suyo con un paraguas. Hu
bo escandalo;y denuncio ell hecho
el Guardia Gambia.
Fu6 condenado el agresor por
el Tribunal de policia a so centa 7os
de multa y so de costas.
Auoche Marcos Tejada estrope6
a su antigua concubina Carolina FL
gueroa, quien fue asistida en- la Sa-
la de Socorros de unas cuantas con.
tusiones de pron6stico reservado.;
Los Guardias Astol y Cordero libra
ron ell parte correspondence.
Nicomedes Ruiz, del barrio de
Sabana hoyo, lesion6 gravemeute
en- una mano, con un machete q Ca
yetano Rosado.
Ell Juzgado instruye diligencias
sumariales con ese motive.
Ell comite federal de esta villa
ha solicitado de sus Delegates una
lista de todos los federales residen
tes en- sus barrios respectivos, para
proceder la aperture del libro-re-
gistro de todos los currelgionarios
de esta jurisdiction.
La comisi6n nombrada por el
Comite federal con objeto de allegar
recursos para la fundaci6n del Club
federal en- proyecto, dara cuenta el
domingo pr6ximo con 81 resultado
de sus gestiones.
Seghn Sc susurra, parece que
el sef1or Matos Bsrnier ha desistido
de fundar en- este pueblo Ell peri6di-
CO que proyectaba publican,
Ell CORREsPONsAL.
Agosto 16.
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Francisco 69
La factorfa que So esta constru-

La factorfa que SO esta constru-
yendo en- la Isla de Maui, por 10 Ha-
waiian Commercial & Sugar company
tendra una capacidad de SO, 900 tone
ladas de azdcar por zafra. Para esta
azucarerfa Sc ha hechc un pedido de
dos eyaporadoras LILLE de cuadru-
pie efecto, debiendo tener cada un
capacidad de so 900 galones de guara
po concentrate por "a horas. Otros Pc
didos de LILLE triples y cuadruples
efectos de 100, 900 galones para arriba
hacen un total en- lcapacidad de mul-
tiple efecto LILLE, pedidos este aho
para las Islas Hawaii, de 800 600 ga
ones de guarape concentrate por cada
"a horas.
Estos aparatos reeaspldsaa ocss
de los efsctos mulfita5alares certificates
Standard" cuya capacidad ha sid
superada por las respectivas fabric
donde Sc encontraban en- uso.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
Ri retratO de Foraker
para los RepublicanoS.

El doctor Barbosa ha recibido
por 81 vapor <Philadelpbias con
una expresiva carts, el retrato del
senator Foraker en- gran tamaf1o Y
elegante marco.
Ell Partldo Republican, puerto
rriquef1o estima mucho esa deferen'
cia de Mr.. Foraker y expondra su
retrato en- el salon del comite cen
tral.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
Jose Gualbert0 Padilla.
Gel CARIBE)

Con este tftulo SO ACADIA de po
aer & IL venta un folleto de "a pagi'
mas en- 80 menor, escrito por nues-
tro amigo y compar1ero don Victor
Gonzalez Candano, siendo SD precio
el de 50 centavos cada ejemplar:
En- sus p&ginas, figuran tambien
los nombres de muchos puertorrique
nee, m4dicos y abogados, que estu-
diaron en- Ia famosa universidad de
Santiago de Galicia, donde el gran
poeta popular, obtuvo la moceta de
doctor en- medicina.
Los pedidos de la isla deberan
dirigirse con sobfe al autor, Gale
del Rosario, ndn. 10, Arecibo.
A15-7
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18

so en- la administration colonial, in.
tornado en- las influencias poifti.
cas-.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
Vapores q ue saldran

PARA NEW-YORK
Relaci6n de los vapores que sal
dram del puerto de San Juan para
sl de. Now York.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
. Al ? db|ico

HAbiendo alberto de nuevo nues
trs casa de hu6spedes THE MARI
MA on Ia calle de San Jose mum. 1
altos, esquina & Tetuan, SO 10 hace
mos presente s nuestra clientela,
amigos y relacio onados ofreci6ndo-
les hospedaje & los precios siguien-
tes:
Por un dia hospedaje con
comidA. -. ......... 8 90
Por abonos s conner men
suales ...... .......... 80 90
Por una CANA .......... >. so
Un catre. ..... :. ....... ,. 26
Pupilaje para un mes una
persona. :. ........ 30 OO
Batsas:k Ia calle precios conven
cionales.
Pto Rico Abril 26 de 1901.
Propietario,
SLOER HERMANO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
j. T. SILVA BANKING AND COMMERCIAL Co.

,
creto tods las cudades de Europa
Nueva York, NuevaOeans San Francisco Habana etc.
cable. Prestamos Depostos
Coresponsales de
Credit Lyonnais Paris Madrid Barcelon,,
COmpt
Auichene Viena, Paris
A mene &
Urquyo & Ca. Madrid.
Nueva-York.
Wells Fargo Bank San Francisco California.
Agenes Generates de wIa Sociedad de Norwich
tngaterla dc la xompana General Traatan
Pariss
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-08-18
AreCibenas.

Ejefe de policia Equitaoion perjudi :
olal--Paraguazo : Jinquetazo v mache
tazo = Registro de federales II Otras no.
tioias,
North Park union., 1901-03-01

A design for the memorial which the
tenantry and friends OF the Earl OF
Airlie. who was killed at the battle OF
Diamond hill. near Pretoria. last June
decided to erect to his memory has now
been accepted and site selected. The
memorial. which closely follows the
character OF the tower at Airlie castle
the ancestral home Of the Ogilvys in
Forfarshire. Ia a modification OF the old
Scottish peel tower, and will be erect
ed on Tullo hill Q.230 feet above sea
levei). near the family seat at Cor
tachy. The base of the tower will b.
worked out In rock-faced ashlar. re-
lieved with dressed panels with carved
representations Of the family arms and
badges of the different regiments In
which the late earl served.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

The secretary OF agriculture. Mr..
Wilson. is at times pleasantly satirical.
A reporter for sensational news
paper recently called upon him to ask
II anything OF moment was happening
In his department The secretary re-
piled by reeiting long list of i'm
pcrtAnt Investigations. the results OF
which were of the greatest value to the
world. But" added the secretary
''you do not want anything OF tina,
kind: you would not telegraph such
reports over the country" The re-
porter. not seeing the humor Of the
secretary. complacently nodded: mo
NO; that's So"
North Park union., 1901-03-01

During the recent restoration OF st.
Martins church at vovey. Switzerland.
. primitive edince was discovered q
few feet below the floor Of the building.
says the New York Post. In shape 1t
somewhat resembles q church. but the
style Of architecture Is quite foreign to
Europe and bears traces Of oriental
source. The walls and foundations Of
the relic are in remarkable state Of
preservation. and the structure is be-
Meved by experts to be one Of the ear
Hest buildings In which stone was en-
ployed. uN. .l.a
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Emperor William u evidently highly
plsessd with his new imperial cham
cellor, for his majesty went In persoa
20 Graf Bulows house and conferr0
spon him the high order Of the Black
Eagle: and. too. just before Christmas
day, which seems rather to hint that
the honor 10 An exceptionally great one
aud designed to give pleasure to the
recipient at the time Of universal re-
5oicing.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

The British postal department COM
EMISSION, which has been inquiring Into
the subject Of wireless telegraphy for
several months. will shortly report In
favor Of the earliest possible adoption
oe tho Marconi system. The commits
sion IL also arranging for tho pur-
chase Of Marconi patents and II nego-
tiating with France and Germany rel
ativs to their attitudes toward the
Narconi inventions.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

"A medical journal. commenting upon
the treatment OF George Warrington in
his flnal illness. remarks that 1.-THE
almshouse patient today has more ra-
tional treatment than the ex-president
Of the united States had in 1893"
This is doubly interesting; not only
does It emphasize our obligation to a
century Of scientific study. but It sug-
gests that hundred years hence peo-
pie may condemn, as crude and un-
scientific the present methods. which
seem to us 80 wonderful.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

The list Of occupations for women
lengthens. There are shoe breakers"
in England. For q stated price wom-
an will undertake to wear new shoes
for one Of her customers from two to
four days. When times are good she
has several pairs Of shoes In charge at
the same time. Nothing IN said OF the
eject upon the professionals disposl-
ton, although 1t IL easy to see that
what she may lose in eQuanimity IL
sure to be Offset by the improved tenn
Der Of the customer.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Kansas has law forbldding the
marriage Of flrst cousins. Mr.. and
Mrs. William H. Beck are now under
going . jail sentence for Its violation.
having been arrested on the complaint
OF Mrs. Becks brother. said to have
been inspired by his desire for ven
geance. After their release from prison
they will cross over to Nebraska and
be legally married. and on their return
TO Kansas they cannot bs intarfered
With,
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Recently the medical faculty OF the
University OF Heidelberg has made An
Interesting report on the effect Of the
incandeseent light, whether gas or
electric. upon the eyes. After mature
elaboration they have decided that
The incandescsot light II not harmful
and they specially recommend electric
lty for lighting halls and places Of en-.
tartainment-
North Park union., 1901-03-01
Another Roo.~,.,.

A New York dispatch Of tha s,,
says: Among the passenger, :.
French liner La Bretagne, inst ~
here. was Andreas Roosevelt . uvd
Of Vice President-elect Rooseve,t tIs
is bound on a shooting expedit,o,S w
Colorado. He is accompanied bv ~
NJ. Taon and Henri Say, who viii ~. ~
the sport. Mr.. Roosevelt has liy.d Al {
France for years. He said he ho.n
he might meet his distinguished dAopes vl,e
tive during his travels. but had mss. @
no arrangements for doing so. aae
North Park union., 1901-03-01

The commissioner of the general land
ONCE, In nn opinion upon the bill re.
Gently introduced in Congress providing
Tor the extension of the general land
laws OF the United States to the terri
tory OF Hawaii. with rules and regula.
tons for homestead entries by the sec
retary of the interior. states that the
passage of the bill at present would
not pe justified because of the lack of
aata bearing upon the Hawaiian lands.
Inc commissioner recommends that
committee be appointed to collect the
necessary data.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

We arc now at work on our spr,nr.o,.
1901 Catalogue. Send US your name ana
address and we'll mail you copy fres
Sixty-four illustrated pages, contaInIn,
styles and prices of footwear for msn
women and children. mems and boys
clothing with sample of the goods
THE MAY SHOE & CLOTHING ca
Denver, Colorado,
North Park union., 1901-03-01

:. suit for $50 damages. which had
been In court al Portage. Wis. for
more than two years. and the costs for
which had run into the thousands. was
decided the other day by the award of
$50. The participants had nearly bank
rupted themselves. a4
North Park union., 1901-03-01

n one Of his earliest oases n
0'CunAsu, the famous hish nosssDs.
uaAs = report which aktzaSssd Dead-
aAhlS attsntion to him. He was sfoes-
s9amining an awkward witness. wne
aAeiarsd that he had drunk nothing bat
Ais share Of = pint Of whisky. On
your oath, now." thundered the young
seunsel. was not your share all but
~ pewter?"
North Park union., 1901-03-01
North PARK UNION.
PuBLIsHED zv1RY FRIDAY.
Valdez COLORADO.

There b . special class Of farm IA
eorsrs In Sweden who are given 70
many acres OF land for their own uss
h consideration Of % many days A.
Dor during the year for the owner OF
he farm. They are sort OF hxtnrs
b an estate. and their like exists IN no
sehar country.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

It IL reported that Ohio capitalists
have projected an electric railway to
traverse the Canadian province Of Al
berta, thus providing short rail and
water freight line to the Klondiks and
q short rail and watsr route 70 Tie
Arctic ocean.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

1t is surmised that every male cbI,t
born In the dominIons of his Britannl.
majesty during the present year will bs
named Edward.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Sufferers from sick headaches ,,,
not users Of Garfield Tea, for thl,
HERB TEA is a positive cure for tef
headaches. constipation and liver dh.
ordera
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Jack Newlywcd-Time you were gettinr
married, old man. Billy Bachelor-Oh.
don't know: the century Is young yet
Ohio State Journal.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoNo OuISISE TABLRra An
druggists refund the money II It fails to cum
Z. W. Groves signature is on the box. 25c
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Some people can't get used to being
burglarized. They feel as II they were
always just being broken in.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

wANTED-Live lady agent or eKpenenes
in every town to advertise Russ Bleachns
Blue, the modern bag Blue. Good waya
made, The Russ Co.. South Bend. Ind
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Cleveland has returned from . 49,,
hunt. but the announcement has sa NJ:
Roosevelt began twisting lions tall iHnSe e
the Rockies. 10
North Park union., 1901-03-01

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR RHEu
MATISM-Marshall's Remedy for Rheu
matism, Gout and Neuralgia. All drus.
gists refund money II 1t fails.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Mrs. Lease now wants release IT,.
is to say. she has applied for divo,nn..'
Perhaps in place OF a lease she vnni;
like to own a man in fee simple, 'S'a
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Crawford-How were they persuaded
not to cut down the minister's salary
Crabshaw-He promised TO cut down hi
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Primley's California Fruit Gum consairs
the most delicious qualities OF wesssn
fruits.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

There are said to be two kinds OF grp-
the kind person gets who can AFFORD IA
stay in bed and the kind person e.i,
who can't afford to stay in bed
North Park union., 1901-03-01

by the grip; in most cases 1t operates the
other way to the extent of impelling peo
pie to say things that don't sound nice
North Park union., 1901-03-01

MARSHALL'S REMEDY FOR RHEU.
MATISM Is guaranteed to cure-the dol.
lar back II 1t fails. All druggists,
North Park union., 1901-03-01

what a large building" said the lady
looking up at the shoe factory. Yes; |,
contains thousands upon thousands 0:
soles."
North Park union., 1901-03-01
World to End This Yea,

the prominent societies of the va,STne Hne et
the exact day has not yet beer but
upon. and while there are very fa. n1ed
pie who believe this prediction, the,. peo-
tho snoM IF hst Shass she not
tiers is the best medicine to cure dn.dbit. bit.
sia. indigestion, constipation, bilioyspep
or liver and kidney troubles. A fS,- .
will certainly convince you Of its v.i !na
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Cnrtcr's Ink
has the largest sale of any ink in the world. b.
eause IL il the best ing that can be made.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Men who danced with the Queen bn
fair to rival in multitude the nurses Of
George Washington.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

The President has sent the following
nominations to the Senate: Navy
Rear admirals to be advanced in rank
from the 11th day Of February, 1901:
William I. Sampson, five numbers, to
take rank next after Rear Admiral
John A. Howell: Winfield Scott Schley.
three numbers, to take rank next after
Rear Admiral Sampson when ad.
vanced. Captains to be advanced In
rank from February II, 19O1-Robley
ID. Evans, five numbers and to be n
rear admiral; Henry G. Taylor, five
numbers and to be rear admiral;
Francis A. Cook, five numbers; Charles
Sigsbee, three numbers; French E.
Chadwick, five numbers; John ].
Hunker, two numbers. Naval Con-
structor Hobson is advanced ten num-
bers.
North Park union., 1901-03-01

Colorado. He is accompanied hs
NJ. Taon and Henri Say, who viii ~,
the sport. Mr.. Roosevelt ha, Iin.aah .Iah
France for years. He said he M
he might meet his dIstinguished Spea Sl'
tive during his travels but had .. .sla
no arrangements for doing so. 'aae
World to End This Yea,
This II the recent decision of m.
the prominent societies of the woris Tas q
the exact day has not yet been out
upon, and while there are very ~. nxed
pie who believe this prediction. tbs,. peo-
81 3bs, 0thafs who not only BELIEVE
ters is the best medicine to cure dv.hit. ~.
sia. indigestion, constipation, bilioyspep
or liver and kidney troubles. A fSir tn
will certainly convince you Of its VIM. ua
Cleveland has returned from +. duc.
hunt. but the announcement has auSs: e.:
caused a particle o. Of @ excitement since ,nes
the Rockies. 'A'is IN
Mrs. Lease now wants a release, r,,,
Perhaps in place Of a lease she aiv0ss. WnS,;
like to own man In fee simple. N'a
Sufferers from sick headaches Ar.
not users Of Garfield Tea, for MI,
HERB TEA is a positive cure for sei
headaches. constipation and liver dh.
orders.
1t is surmised that every male cb,h
born In the dominlons of his Britanni.
majesty during the present year will h
named Edward.
We arc now at work on our spr,nr.o.
a a 1nrlla Rana q ".
address and we'll mail you a copy frss asa
sisty-four, illustrated pages. containing
clothing with sample OF the goods
hats. caps and furnishings. "
THE MAY SHOE & CLOTHING CO.
Denver. Colorado.
There are said to be two kinds OF r-,,-
the kind n person gets who can AFFORD to
stay in bed and the kind n person eet,
who can't afford to stay in bed.
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR RHEr.
MATISM-Marshall's Remedy for Rheu.
matism. Gout and Neuralgia. Ali drug.
gists refund money II 1t fails.
what a large building" said the lady
looking up at the shoe factory. 'Yes,t
contains thousands upon thousands Of
soles."
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRONO QUISISE TABLR1s An
druggists refund the money II II fails to cu,S
Z. w. Groves signature is on the box. 2se
Some people can't get used to be,u.
burglariZed. They feel as II they were
always just being broken in.
wANTED-Live lady agent OF expenenes
in every town to advertise Russ bleaching
Blue, the modern bag Blue. Good waya
made. The Russ Co.. South Bend, Ind
Jack Newlywed-Tlme You were gettar
married, old man. Billy Bachclor-Oh, !
Ohio State Journal.
U-
Cnrtcr's Ink
has the largest sale OF nny ink in the world. bs-
eauxe It IL the best ing that can be made
A Wisconsin man was made speeches
by the grip; in most cases 1t operates the
other way to the extent OF impelling peo-
pie to say things that don't sound nice
MARSHALL'S REMEDY FOR RHEU.
MATISM Is guaranteed to cure-the dol.
lar back II 1t falls. All druggists,
Crawford-How were they persuade.
not to cut down the minister's salary
Crabshaw-He promised TO cut down hi
sermons.
Primley's California Fruit Gum contairs
the most delicious qualities OF wesssn
fruits.
Men who danced with the Queen oM
fair to rival in multitude the nurses Of
George Washington.