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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
sIoO REWARD sloO.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
earn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able 70 cure in all its
stages, aud that Is cAtArrh. Halls CAtArrh Cure
is the only positive cure known TO the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional dts
ease, requires q constitutional treatment.
Halls CatRrrh Cure is taken internally, acting
OF the system, thereby destroying the founda-
ton of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro.
prietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that II fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
FL CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, T5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Room for Improvement.

"Say, remarked the impatient
passenger who was travelling on bust
ness in the South, "is this the fastest
train you have down here?"
"Yes, sub, replied the conductor,
proudly, this is the Southwestern
limited, sub.
well, your company ought to
raise the limit, that's all. F"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Lesson l.

What do the Fihpinos appear to
learn most easily in connection with
our civilizaion?" asked the eager in
quirer
Without hesitation the strategist
replied:
The value of money"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Cheering.

"You are sure you can support my
daughter in the style to which she
has been accustomed?" asked the
heavy father.
Sure, Mike, answered our hero,
with the assurance of youth.
well I'm glad of it. It's more
than l can afford to any longer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Not Wholly Free.

81 see that the young Widow Frs
kline has just put aside her mourning
habiliments, but she isn't going out
any,"
Hasn't time. She has gone into
executive session to examine the
various proposals of marriage she has
received within month.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

A million Of dollars are spent every year
upon the game of baseball, but large as this
sum is, it cannot begin to equal the amount
spent by people in search ofhealth. There
is sure method of obtaining strength,
and Vt is not a costly one. We urge those
who have spent much aud lost hope to try
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t strength
ems the stomach. makes digestion easy aud
natural, and cures dyspepsia, constipation,
biliousneSs and weak kidneys.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
A Bloodhound Man.

A bloodhound man has been discover
ed by aAGerman doctor; this is an indi-
vidual whose sense of smell is so keen
that he can recognize his friends at a
distance of several feet, and when he is
blindfold. One scientific fact resulting
from this highly developed sense is
that all the members of family have
a characteristic odor, and that each
family has its distinctive odor.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
One Strong Reason.

Magistrate-The assault you have
committed ON your poor wife is most
brutal one. Do you know of any
reason why / should not send you to
prison?
Prisoner-If you do, your honor, it
will break up our honeymoon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
They Hadn't Made Up.

"Well, " said he, anxious to patch
up their quarrel of yesterday, aren't
you curious to know what's in the
packageg"
mot very" his wife, still unrelent-
ing, replied, difhdently.
'It's something for the one l love
best in all the world"
"Ah, Isuppose it's those suspenders
you said you needed. /"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

Rev. DR.. Gollie-But how did you
manage to interest so many in your
charitable workS
Mrs, Lureing-Well, doctor, find
that a card with Dancing" on the
lower left hand corner, seems almost
as attractive as the promise of future
bliss.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

"You see that prosperous looking
man over thereg He robbed me OF
the best chance Of becoming rich
ever had, "
''How did it happen2"
''He refused to let me marry his
daughter.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Adversity's Round Robin.

"This is a cold world; man can t
get job unless he has a good suit of
clothes.
"Well, that's logic"
Logic? He can't get a good suit
of clothes unless he has a job"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Cause for Rejoicing.

''How pretty and clever you are,
mamma, F" exclaimed little Edith.
"Do you really think so my dear"
replied her mother.
"Course l do, replied Edith, land
I'm awful glad you married into our
family"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
r,l. IIks a Mlnlsse.

"Were you ever taken for minis.
teri" asked the souhrette.
No" said the leading man with
the spiritual face, "but I've been treat
cd like one. /"
"Ehl"
II have been sometimes compelled
to wait six or seven months for my
salary" +"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
No Rae. Problem

II never could make out why folks
is all the time worryin' deyse't wild
what dey calls de race problem, "
said the old colored citizen. ''I been
roun' heah sence de days / been BON,
en- neither me ner my family his been
lynched yitw
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Student Of Humanity.

The manager looked over the adver-
tising man s work.
II see you speak of our payment
plan, " said he.
'Yes sir.
Make that word credit instead OF
payment. 1t is more attractive.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
The Real Thing.

First Dog-Look a bit thin, do L?
Sod you, if your master was poster
artist, and had got you in training as
a model for his new poster of a dog
that wasn't fed on Fillemup's Patent
Biscuits!
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
On. Indian Tribe Increasing.

The Penobscot tribe of Indians,
which numbered 240 in 1900, is now
about 400 strong. Maine appro-
PIRATES annually $1,000 for their
benefit,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
MhX lie Said L.

Costigan-Don't say you amt done
nothin'.
Madigan-And why not?
Costigan-Because that isn't good
English.
Madigan-Faith, I'm glad to hear
it, for by the powers, nayther am I.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
H@z50N2 2l9d2 NEzzzz9
lime.

How do you pass the timer" in
luired the city visitor of the friend
who had moved to the country.
Il don't pass it," replied the lady
who could always find something to
do; sit passes me-"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Arduous Task.

81 hear that you have been laid up
with nervous prostration. What was
the matter-overwork or worryS"
mot exactly; the fact is, l tried
to have photograph taken that
suited my wife. 4"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
More Substantial.

Blobbs-Why did she jilt your
Slobbs-She detected the odor Of
beer on my breath.
"a prude, eh2"
"Not at all, but there was another
fellow whose breath smelled OF cham
pagne.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
unappreciAtiVe.

Mrs. Flatbush-Mrs. Daubchina is
so artisticl Whenever she refers to
art it is with big A.
Flatbush-Well, her husband is
different from her. He generally re-
fers to art with big d.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Where Ruben Went

Farmer Hayrake-I s'pose ye've
heard bout my sendin' my son Reu-
ben to an institution Nv larnin'2
Farmer Snakeroot - Why, no.
Some FOOLS bin spreadin' the report
round the neighborhood that yew've
sent him ter college.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Getting Rid Of Him.

Her Beau-If you'll be good boy
III give you an Egyptian cigarette.
BObby-And may l smoke it?
His sister-Yes, Bobby; and, OF
course, you know, gentlemen always
go into the library to smoke.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

"And when he proposed did you
tell him to see me?" inquired her
mother.
II did, and he said he had seen you
several times, but that he loved me
Notwithstanding"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
SOn,thlns New IN Minnie,

Hell saw your neighbour, Mr..
skinner, today,
She-Did your What is he doing
nowg
He-fe's interested in one of those
wild cat mining schemes.
She-The ideal never knew you
had to mine for wild cats.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

tration is sure TO follow.
You ought to know that indigestion,
exhaustion, womb diSplacements,
fainting, dizziness, headache, an 4
backache send the nerves wild with
alright, and you cannot sleep.
Mrs. Hartley, of s9l w, Congress St.,
Chicago, ILL.,, whose portrait we pub.
hsh, suffered all these agonies, and
was entirely cured by Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound; her case
should be warning to others, and
her cure carry conviction to the minds
of every suffering woman of the un-
failing efficiency of Lydia E, Plnkhams
Vegetable Ct mpound.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

The fascination of flashlight photo.
graphy is greatly enhanced by one Of
the new electric fash lamps. Costs
81. 80. At all dealers, or Kirk, 6eary
& c., 800 Sutter ST., s. F., Cal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Johnny's MOdesty.

Papa-Who is the smartest boy in
your class at schoolG
Johnny-Well, Willie Jones says
he is.
Papa-But who do you say isH
Johnny-I'd rather not say. You
see I'm not as conceited as Willie
Jones is.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Seal
Not at Present.

Have you any sodding you want
done this spring." asked a colored
man of a mean Central Avenue resi-
dent. 'Not at present. My mother
in-law's health is first class"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

Dear me, l can't hear word that
those actors are saying.
"You have no cause for complaint. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds,-JOHE +. BOYER, Trinity Springs
Ind, Feb. Is. 1900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Root's Law Studies D,laved.

Elihu Root, secretary of war, made
up his mind when he was 10 years old
to be lawyer, but combination OF
circumstances made it impossible for
him to take up the study of the law
until he was over 21 years of age.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund the money II 1t fails to cure.
9. W. Groves signature is on each box. Csc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

EITQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
bbU after first day nee Of Dr Klins's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treat
se. DIR KLINE Ltd y3l Arch st.. PHILADELPHIA Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tastelesa
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
Q taSteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 5oc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Sksptlcs.

Some skeptics are like the near
sighted man who skates right up to
tho danger sign to see what it says.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Your Guide and Guard

Is the famous Oregon Blood Purifier,
tested and true. Use it now.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
YoU KNOW WHAT you ARE TAKING

When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qui.
nine in taSteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. SOC
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06

A dentist says that a woman loses
her teeth sooner than man. Probably
she wears them out with her tongue.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Stops fire Cough and
Nf.aPAER OH fra E0Esl-
Notwithstanding.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold in
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price Is cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Sacred LilN'x Aliases.

Deception has even reached the dis
cipleS of Flora There has lately
been INTRODUCED into the market bulb
called ''the sacred lily of the Nile.
The name is sufficiently catchy to
capture lovers of flowers, A gentle
man added one OF the new flowers to
his conservatory. Time passed and
up came the plant, but when the
sacred lilly OF the Nile" appeared he
found only an old, but still agreeable
friend in the homely narcissus..
If you use the X. G. toning solu-
tion you will never be troubled with
faded prints. s OF. bottle, 30 cents.
At all Photographic supply dealers, or
Kirk, Geary & Co, $50 Sutter st, S. F.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-06-06
Women MuSE
Sleep.

NS58 @ehoAAs@
II you are dangerously sick what Il
the first duty of your physicians he
quiets the nervous system, he deadens
the pain, and you sleep well.
You ought to know that when you
ceased TO be regular in your courses.
grow irritable without cause, and
pass sleepless nights, there Is serious
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
The strcagf.!= Of n shark.

Gtyea =S11c5.;i advantages. such as that q. !la!.sia& the end ef . atoat rope at ts,e 05ner extremity ef wEieh i, Il hoot1 fixed in I sharks mouth. man nay With thp ass;Siance Of q humber Of lis fe,laN,s lave the best of the sAAfl;- But s3 na and in the water the advantage is V'.5otiy aaA absolutely the other Nag. and the s1r0ngfSt swimmer and the hr&Xast heart fail when the t1.;.,.t of 1He sea seeks to make his ae- 4G&int1hce.
 iie ,}.a9i, is q creature gifted with ereat staea%aa a,= T savage temper, dog ged perseverance, aGI exceptional pow er of jaw. The lion and tiger may maagle, the crocodile may lacerate. the bufaa@ nlsy ho.d fast-tae shark alonc of llv.ng c.~atures possesses the power of nipp:as oil q human limb at q clean bile
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
MOST n=cEHI PHOTOGRAPH OF PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT
songcrfuICurs.

Some charitable women were recent Fly inspecting the wards of Baltimore hospital when they ehaNeel to see q zpeer fAllew, tie expression of whose face melted tlIeit. hearts
 My poor man said enc Of the wom- en sympathetieaily, you seem ;o suf- fer agonies.'
 '.Sure, mfiia.' he answered, q haze the rll........t.sm"
 "Is th@se an%tleins l eos.d do for yeu:9 a.l-2d the Ha hearted woman.
 "Ne=i-l," slowly ilutteraa the patient, '.I would ike lo have Ply face shaved, but I haven't the coin"
 The Wo:Hen Told hasty consuita- fion. and ei.e of them finally drew q cr.sp #2 b, from her purse. Turning to the patent, S'4e said. '''Ihere. take this, and m;.s you soon get better"
 Her Wish was evidently gratlied, for the next day when s'!e called at the hospital to see the good effects of l shave on t!sa rheumatic patient she was told that shortly after she had left oil the previous day he had shown such marked Improvement that he said lie was able to @:t I'D and hurricdly left the hospital before barber lad been SunamGaed. It was evident that the ..52 bill had wrought the wonGer.-Bal:!- mere Sun
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
Phc Discovery of Electricity.

Children iisb together bits of amber picked up from tlle ground and find that when rubbed these small pieces of waXlke substance are excited to at tract particles of light substances. like StrawS and feathers. Could anything be more elementary or seemingly fur ther removed from the mighty mechan- ical developments of the electrical powers which now surround us! Yet that simple frictional play was the starting point of all we now possess electrically. It lay by as chld's sport for ages-Iay by for Sir Isaac Newton himself to look at, removed only to box with q glass lid contain ing paper figures, which would move when the glass surface was excited by friction. 4 little later, and the flat glass surface became T tube, a globe, globe revolving on q frame machine an electrical battery. and so steadily onward until each step marked by q gentle advancement upon advance ment, lightning and thunder them selves we're the inventions of man Us well as of nature.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
lIIIII: bUHlIHG10h'5S 5 CAl!f0h- H'A tXeUaS|0SS;; PERSON h..!.i GONDgC7El|,

Every Wednesday night from St. Louis and Chicago the Burlinetoa's Personally Conducted Tourists Sleeper EXcGreions leave for California h addition to the protection of special conductors. the crewning feature is the route through Scenic Colorado and Salt Lake City These Excursions are 9 fixture in the Burlington's passen- ger service.
 VERY CHEAP TO CALIFORNIA AND RETURN.-AIueh less than half rates are made September 19 to ?, in elusive. Final return limit, November 15.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
Gender cf the sword.

Among tie many curious notions ob- sainin9 among lhe different races using tke sword may be noted the gender of thc weapon In the north of Europe 1t was either masculine. as in Britain, or neutcr, as in Germany, while ill the south it was uniformly feminine It's force and cruelty appealed to the north ern mina It's grace and elegance at tracted the warriors Of tke sunny south It typlied to the one strength. to the other dignity Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
Poor Tcckton.

'Iienrictta." said Mi' Meekton, "do you remember the moonlit evening when asked you to marry me-"
 T trust. LeonidaS, Chat you are not going 10 become sent mental and silly
 Not q bit of it But often recall the occasion with interest. can nev- or quite understand how I managed to talk se famiiiarly to you without seem ing iupertiucnt''-N Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
HuN.ESEEKERS' EXCURSIONS ID TIE West and Northwest.

Including Nebraska. Kansas, Coi- rado, Utah, Montana, California, Washington, Oregon, and the Dakotas. September Sd ard 17th are the selected dates for these great Autumn Excursions TEe Burlington has the best trains to Kansas City, St, Joseph, Omaha. Denver, St. Paul and Min neapolis
 Do us the favor to write for Bur ington descriptive matter; outline your trip and let us advise you the least cost. Any ticket agent can sell via the Burlington; it is the greatest railroad within the Louisiana Pur- chase; it is the main lrayeled line to the West and Northwest Of it's S,16o miles of road, 5000 miles are great main lines.
 M RIGI l. w WAKFLY P A, 6O4 Pine St, Gen. Passenger A, I
 St Louis, St. iouiS 'iO. HOWARD ELLIOTT, e4-ai Hfnager.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
 Healthy Trees.

The time in the summer at which the leaves begin to turn is q tolerably sure indication of the soundness of the tree. Some trees will keep tkeir foliage green until September, while the leaves of unhealth. trees will begin to show signs of turning brown or yellow in August.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
All Cork.

"TEcre goes man with two cork legs You'd never think it, would you?"
 "Ga away. Didn't I just see him catch that street c;lr: He couldn't do that vitb cork legs, could hcE'
 "C@rta.nly. if, as happens to be the case, he was born in GosIl.-Eoston tGuliCr.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08

Wilton Chinese is practically uni form ttraughous the empire and has hardly altered during the whole course of Chinese history. The spoken lan- guage, on the other hand, is constantly changing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
PLIES! PILES! PILED.

nr Williams Indian Pile Ointment is prepared to cure Piles and DOES TT in short order. Easy to amply, every be-: guaranteed, 5oc and St.Q0. MI druggists or by mail WILLIAMS MFG co, Cf.gs,.,. LAND. CHIC.
 Wholesale and retail by W, |. na woody < Go d&.H.4e
 
 An average man is oae 8ho thinks he is just a little better than tAe ay- craze.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08

M M Crane wil not make the raea for governor of Texas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-10-08
Ti;ncE Warming.

I9rqprietor-I am satisfied with youa wors, luSher. and l will raise your salary from &1o to 312 T week; but, mind, that does not mean that you mast go and get married on the strength ef it-New York Times.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-14

grasp of national questions and his | interest in tariff legislation. It was | in 1890 that he brought about the pass
 age of the tariff measure which has always associated with his name. Tn l the same year he was defeated, but, being nominated for governor, he was | elected by S0,000 majority. As in the case of Mir Cleveland, this triumph at | tracted national attention, and his ad-
 ministration was so satisfactory that 1 he could have received the nomination for the presidency twice before he ac- ceDted it.
 In 1891 Mckinley was elected gover-
 nor of Ohio. and was reelected in 1893.
 Major Mckinley while member of congress had become member of tEe republican national committee, was a
 delegate to national republican con-
 ventions and in 1888 was the leader in
 the convention for John Sherman. The first days voting was effective and | there was an evident movement on the
 part of McKinleys friends to nomi-
 nate him for the presidency. He inter- fered and besought delegations from Connecticut and New Jersey not to vote for him and pledged himself anew to Sherman's interests. General Harri-
 son was nominated and elected. Again in 1892 at the national convention he
 refused to be candidate but when the vote was taken it was found that he had 1S2, Blaine 1S2 and Harrison 535.
 Mckinley, who was chairman of the | convention. left the chair and moved the unanimous renomination of Presi- IT sTs 1 nom isA in the campaign, speaking from Maine to Iowa to the most enormous audi ences of any speaker of that campaign. In 1896 he was nominated for president by the republican convention, meeting in St Louis. by unanimous vote and in the ensuing election received pop
 ular vote of T,104.779, plurality of
 6O1 .S54 over his principal competitor, William Jennings Bryan Tn the cleo
 tOral college Mckinley had 271 votes against 176 for Bryan. In 1900 he was unanimously renominated by the na- tionaI republican convention meeting | in Philadelphia and was reelected, hay ! ing a popular vote of 7,20S.244 with n plurality over MT Bryan of S49, ,455 ! and 45T.045 over all competitors. His ] administration during the first term is
 familiar history to all readers carry | ing with it as it did the Spanish-Ameri- | can war with its results.
 The presidential administration of
 Mckinley has proven one of the most eventful in our history. for. as set | forth. it marked our entrance among l the leading nations in the world, in
 the field of territorial expansion be yond the limits of our own continent and hemisphere.
 President Mckinley married in 1871 | Miss Ida Saxton of Canton, O, and his devotion to her in her long in
 yalidism is well known and has been
 recently shown to be of the highest type. Two daughters were born to | them Katie in 1871, and Ida, in 1873, | but both died in early infancy.