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New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
FUNERAL or SENATOR PARSONS.

Rochester. \. Y. Feb The funeral OF Senator
Cornelius r. Parsons took place at O'Clock this
afternoon az ST. Peters Church The body was
taken from the house, in Arnold Park at noon 10
the church. where il viewed until 2:45 O'Clock
ihis afternoon by hundreds Of persons. The casket
MAS surrounded by many floral offerings IN front
ot the pulpit rostrum. Among the pieces was an
anchor OF roses, lilies OF the valley and orchids
sent by the State Assembly. The Rev. Herman c
Riggs preached the funeral sermon. The honorary
pdihearefs We're George ". Aldridge William =
Werner, ". ". Armstrong. Henry c. Brewster.
'harleS H. Babcock, J. Beck Perkins. Frederick
Cook, John NJ. Davy James $. Graham Lewis p
Eoss T. ; johnson, OF Rochester. and 5. T. Har-
fhe entire membership OF the State Senate and
= committee or seventeen representing the ASSEM-
pl4 arrived from Albany special train over the
-NF"-l ork central AT 2;:ib o'clock this afternoon
hhG attended the funeral in body. The burial was
6' mount NOPE Cemetery and was private
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
cHRIsrIAy ENDEAroR coyrryy,o,

Portland. Ne. Feb. THE main body OF DELEGATES
10 the combined annual convention and twentieth
anniversary celebration OF the Organization OF the
hrs' Christian Endesvor Society. now being held
~ the birthplace Of the organization, here arrived
TO-DAY
1o-days exercises were held in the Second Parish
Church. beginning with quiet hour led by William
r. Moody. OF East Northheld Mass ana devo-
uonal exercises conducted by the Rev A H.
Wright Of Portland. Secretary John Willis gaer
81 tho United Society. spoke OF the international
convention 10 be held al Cincinnati July 6-lo say
ing that plans we're being made 10 accommodate te
at least twenty thousand delegates
The addresses Of the morning were; What Has
Been Gained ny Christian Endeavor in Twenty
Years by William Shaw and the Rev c. n.
Daniels, % Boston; The element OF Obligation. -
by The Rev. J. NJ Lowden. Of OlneyI1ne. r l.:
The Power of Testimony by the Rev Edward
z. Whuemore. OF Waterville Ne. and The Spirit
~ Conservation. by the Rev Charles T. Eber-
man. - Lancaster. Penn
The Rev. Lewis Malvern. of Portland. presided
the afternoon session. which opened with
the usual devotional exercises. The principal ad-
dresses OF the afternoon we're delivered by Pro-
fessor Amos r. Wells. of Boston, the Rev. ". B.
Wallace, OF Utica y. Y. and the Rev. c. A. Freer
o. Columbus, 0hiO.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
BROOKLYN WATER SUPPLY
A BILL TO PLACE A RESERVOIR u FOREST
PARK. QUEENS COUNTY

Albany. Feb. 1 OspeciaD.-The water supply o. the
Borough OF Brooklyn Is engaging the attention oi
Assenbynau Morgan. well as the supply OF
NeW-York That supply, Is well known, is in
adequate.
Mr Morgan says that he viii introduce bill IN
the Assembly on Monday night setting apart sew
onty acres of the land OF New-York city In Forest
Park. Queens County. for reservoir Tor the stor-
axe and supply % water for the Borough Of Brook
lyn and for dams. chambers. Eatehouses, keepers
house mains. pipes and property appurtenant 10
such reservoir
The map of survey for this reservoir Is signed
hy Robert Van Buren,. Engineer in Charge, ana
J. ~ De Narona Engineer of Water supply" The
hl ~ Mr. Morgan authorizes the Commissioner of
Water supply the bill becomes law
draw up the contracts for the proposed work and
secure authorization for n from the other city
authorities Corporate stock OF the city or New
YORK is 70 hc issued TO Obtain tho funds for the
work
A-sembyman Morgan said.
anticipate that there Will he good deal ~
opposition 10 this bin. on the ground thai II i
InWlSe 20 take The land of a city park for such
q purpose Indeed. opposition 10 the proposal 70
fI' = storage reservoir in the park has ALREADY
heen made But do not why the land ~ the
cifH should NOT 10 employed.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
STATE LTBRARF ANSWERS.

Albany. Feb LIN reply TO statements that
economy he applied 10 the State Library the
State University Department has issued a state
ment which shows by comparison that the library
Is ~ the most economically administered in the
United States The statement shows the number
~ volumes staf and total salaries excluding those
for janitorial services. in five Libraries three ~
which smaller than the New-York state Il
hrary- The statement Is. I'm part. follows:
Library of Congress: a5T O56 volumes o2o -,
ploNes Sls2 CPS total salaries 'F
Chicago Public Library: Pas. 5.2ss volumes "a or,
pioNes. 132a8s total salaries.
Cincinnati Public Library. lQs 05s volur,os -
employees s37 .372 total salaries -
RufalO Public Library: $4,000 volumes "a an,
ploNes S37 000 total salaries
New York State Library: 4l0. 766 volumes a On,
rloyes S83 239 total salaries.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
THREATENS JUDGE THOMAS.
ITALIANS. ANGRY AT SENTENCES IMPOSED
OK COTNTERFETTFPS, DRIVEN FROM
ROOM RT DEPUTIES.

Tn the Criminal Branch of the United States
Circuit Court yesterday. when Judge Thomas
passed sentence on hve Italians who had been
convicted Of passing counterfeit p cent pieces.
There was much excitement. The wife 81 one OF
rhe convicted men was carried from the court-
MON yelling and screaming and threatening 10
XIII me Judge a large number ~ angry Italians
were driven from tho building.
The men who were sentenced were part Of gang
of rounterfeiters who had been making and pass
inr counterfeit coins for Two years. Chief Hazen
saws they sre Tho most dangerous counterfelters
with whom he ever had 10 deal Achilles CierFo
uss sentenced fo.en wears Pho Paris 10 nine years,
sylvester Acunto and Michael Chioherio 10 seven
wears each and Pietro Psapa 70 six years. AL the
sentences are 70 he served in Sing Sing Prison.
While the prisoners were being taken back 10
tho pen in the rear of tho courtroom Mrs. Ciervo
began 70 scream She had baby in her arms, ana.
handing n 70 q friend. she made rush for Mar
4hal Henkel The deputies restrained her, and
then she threw herself the floor. screaming
that she would have the judges life. A number or
italians gathered around her and for a minute II
looked ss II there would be a fight between them
end the deputies While deputies carried the
woman out Marshal Henkel and hsh dozen Of his
deputies drove the crowd into the corridor
The Italians shook their fists at the door OF the
Marshal Henkel and his deputies swept the angry
men and women down the stairs and into the
stree; In Nail-st. they were finally dispersed hy
polios
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02


Buffalo Feb. 1.-The Musical Committee Of the
National Sangeriest. to be held here in connection
wi,h the Pan-American Exposition. Of which r. H.
Heuster f. ch-irman. has completed its programme
IN the reception concert which will he held on Mon
day evening. June -. viii be heard the great Festi-
val Orchestra ana the United Singers OF Buffalo
on the next afternoon the first matinee OF the
festival viii he held There Will be singing by
-hildrers chonnS of three thousand voices. orches-
ira numbers and solos On Tuesday evening the
great massed chorus OF four thousand voices will
hc heard for the first time in the new 18th ReEi-
nent Arnory. on Wednesday afternoon there will
ne another attractive matinee concert. and on
Wednesday evening the last choral concert The
Nolkstest viii take place on Thursday AZ the Pan
American grounds
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
ro FERRF AZ FoSBURGH rRIAL

Pittsheld Mass. Feb While IL is considered
hkeiy that the trial Of Robert s Fosburgh on a
charge of mansla1ghter In shooting his sister May
last August viii take place before the July term
~ the Superior Court. the family is making an
effort which is entreiy without precedent. 10 have
special term OF the court called 20 try the case
8. n. Taylor. OF St Louis. weslthy friend both
of the Fosburghs and Of the wife OF the Young
man who Is accused OF the crime. has offered 10
nav all expenses OF the special term. An incident
~ this kind has never been known before in the
Commonwealth. and while the authorities will say
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
~rFFI RrMoRS N WALL STREET.

IArrsr CONSOLIDATION REPORTS NOT BELIEVED
~ FINANCIAL. CIRCLES
In the last hour Of the stock market Yesterday
currency was given a report that J. P. Morgan
and his associates had effected a consolidation OF
several large steel and iron companies. including
-he Federal Steel Company, the American Steel and
Wire Company. the American Bridge Company and
The National Tube The course of the market at
that tme-the industrials were exhibiting unusual
-trcrgth-eave color these reports, which failed
ri confirmation in nigh quarters.
After the close OF the market. when the specu-
iative public had better opportunity 20 indulge in
calm reflection Il was pointed out that every one
of the companies mentioned save one-American
Steel and Wire-was already under strong Morgan
Influences, II not absolute control. And there were
many I'm Wall Street yesterday who believed that
Morgan Influences would be found paramount in
Steel and Wire affairs At the annual meeting on
February 10
All the -=S-strials were active and fairly strong
thE--snout. but the best information was that
there was little If any. justification for the con-
~odatiOn reports.
Efforts We're made last night 10 see Mr. Morgan
and Andrew Carnegie but neither could be found
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Reliaios Notifies.

RUTGERS PREsRYTERIAN CHURCH. Broadway. cor
GUTHBERr HALL y D. LII D. and at ?. m by
Friday evening at S.
SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST. SCIENTIST. Madison
Subject Spirit Sunday school, IL
Wednesday evening meeting. o'clock. Reading rooms
at No 20 5th-aNe. open daily. 8 70 . p M lues-
DAY and Friday evenings and sunday afternoons
SPIRITUAL SCIENCE INSTITUTE. ss1 West 5Tth-st.
Immortality demonstrated Spirit communion maeria
izat''ns Hu forml sunday and wednesday evenings, ;
o'clock saturdays. . Mrs. STODDARD GRAY ana son
DE WITT c. HOCGH Conferences daily
ST. ANDREWS CHURCH. 5th-ave. and ts7th-st-sat7,
SrGay d fe9ruaTX II a ny Su Dp WATER Smndav
services and II. and 745 Rector breaches morning
and evening.
ST ANDREWS METHODIST EPISCOPAL. C4TRCEt.
Pastor. will preach at IL a. m: and p m HOLY t9m
munlon morning service. Subject at p m., The
Majority and Minority Report
ST RARTHoIoMEW's CHURCH. Madson-aye and
44th-st., Rev DAVID Fl GREER. u. D.. Rector.
in morning at ~ o'clock Afternoon service,
O'clock at which Bishop Diocese the
Rector Of the Parish will speak
Rev e WAIPOI.6 WARREN. u. n. Re.tor.
Li,ary HOLY tommuDon :eTrn9n 6y Rector a m
tSons of St Georgel. .. m.
ST JAmES'S METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Madison-ave. and 126th Rev. e 5 Triple D. d.
Pastor-10:3o Holy Communion and sermon; 7:45
nv Dr. TRIPLE
ST MARKS CHURCH. IOth-st. and 2d-ave Rev. L.
Iitany sermon Holy Communion. II 3. m. Special
musical service. : ?.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
PAN-ANERLcAN MrSLcAL PROGRAMME.

nothing in regard TO the proposition IL is inti-
mated that such a thing cannot be thought OF.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Religions NoIlres.

ADAMS CHAPEL UNION THEOLOGICAL. SEMI
NARY No. 20 Park afternOor ser,-o
$50 O'Clock Preacher. the Rev. Professor THOMAS =
HALL. l.. Il. All welcome 'N' -
ALL SOULS CHURCH Madison-ave ana 6stbs,
A. II =. m. Rev r. HLBER NEWTON will begin
Ject sunday. The Historic Jesus Fvensorp
tseats freel Rev WALTER +. BENTLEY viii p11esrb
The Entrance @ ''' f''N'"
ALL SOULS CHURCH. UNITARIAN 4tn-sve and
TtIoSl aS 1 senool 10 a The Pastor Rev
& IN Power Of Admiration Evening at 7:a5 vesper
1870 Win approprate music and short address by he
Pastor subject. Neglected Aspects of the Iife ~ f,
The public cordially Invited ~ ''i's'
A A SERVICE IN coMMEMoRATIoN of Her late Mai
es'y Queen victoria Will be held sunday Febrls-
az p m N the Church Of the Heavenly Rest 5h-ave
8ooNe soth ST Rev d. PARKER MORGAN n
Rector under The auspices OF British Schools ana r
eFstes CUB The sermon N1l be preached by The Rev
? WALFoLaE WARREN. d D. Rector Of s, Tsp.a.ss
Parish TIE doors win he opened $50 y. m ana an
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
PILES AND CONSTIPATION.

DR. UPHAMS Vegetable Eleetuary; in
ternal remedy; positive specific: nfty
years reputation; solG by leading drug
gists: samples sent free. A q. UPHAM. "a
East 4th-st
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
DREsSNaRING.

DREssNhKIN0.
TAILOR MADE SUITS FREE
Any lady tan secure a handsome tailor
made suit 70 order in tho latest style
worth Ss5 absolutely free of charge With
very little trouble 20 herself. Call after
Moons only, THE MOSTN OWITZ LADIES
TAiGpRS. IS West 42d-st near Sth-avs.
A -pRES SMAKER. - Thoroughly re
liable, perfect litter and designer; formerly
with Nine Connolly: has samples ~ all
latest spring Fouiards and dress goods from
Ai'sins. Arn0li-C Unstable. Aitman's. Nc
'resry and other stores % select from. Mrs
CT LILY. l05 West +5th-st
pRESSMA KER.-- Engagement - do dress
making or family sewing nv a refined
young German woman. 4. \. State-st..
BROOKLYN
DRESS AAkER.--Ry a respectable seam
rtresE by ne dRv week nr month. best
reference MULLEN. SD 81 ave.
CORRECT STYLES. perfect ~, storm
suits. superior work and hnish; saultless
skirt droop, r~sprnsihle. reasonable Mrs
COOKE g3S West @Afh-Rt
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Religious Noiirfs.

Religions Notires.
ST. JOHNS CHAPEL Trinity Parish. vsrln.. be
low CanaL-sunday services. T9o. 1890 m. 90 > M
Seats free.
ST. PAULs METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
West End ave. and s6th ST
Rev. GEORGE p ECKMAN. Phi D. Pastor.
Preaching by Pastor Il a m an and & : p m;
Prayer service Wednesday evening. O'Clock
Rev. NATHAN A sEAGLE RectOr--services. S and Ii
a m : and
ST TToMASs CHURCH. Sth-ave. and Ssd-st.-Holy
Communion at O'Clock. Morning prayer. sermon and
mon at ociock Right Rev HENRY q. POTTER.
D. u. Lii D.. Bishop of New-York. will preach in the
morning
STRANGERS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED to attend
(abcve 12th-st.,. Mornings. H. evenings. s All
free Come tomorrow
THE OLD FIRST CHURCH
'TH-AVE. nth TO 18th ST
II a m-"Ths The Title TILE on The he Cross
UNIVERSITY PLACE PREsBYTERIAN. CHURCH;
= .. m. Rev. GEORGE ALEXANDER. D. D.. Pastor
afternoon tomorrow Sacrament Of the Irs
service A. O'Clock.
WESTMINSTER PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH West
23drstDPTeaching hy the Pastor Rev John LLo1p
and preaching service.
WEST END PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Amsterdam
1O5th-st-The Pastor, the Rev. JOHN BALLOON
SHAW u. D, will preach at II a. and p m, and
the Assistant. the Rev MURRAY :. ROWLAND at
t,SA m
WEST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 42d-st between
9th ana srh aves.The Pastor. Rev. ANTHONY H.
Midwest PRAYER meetings wednesday p m. You
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
SPECIAL NOTICE.
Service.

Exrpess Service.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Tc LINE.
\ GIBRALTAR BY EXPRESS
AILING Il A NJ
7Trave .--- MCh. 2. . 2. NJ
fHohenZ0llern 6KaiseT
Wm. III. .. Mch. 8. noon
MARIA TherSSia .... Mich. Is
IA. EGYPT. FEB. .
'or the steamers Of either lire
ltar Hamburg. Bremen. Lon
1 ChegbourE
HAMBURG AMERICAN
LINE.
81 broadway. y. Y.
'oklyn. Take South Ferry.
liver. foot of Gansevoo-t st.
Lines piers. Hoboken. y. 7.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
OLD BOOKS BouGHT q soLp.

BOOKS for cash: entire Libraries nur
chased: calls II residences free s q
RAINS. $50 5'h-ave.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
DESKS AND OFFICE FURNITURE.

DETECTIVE AGENCIES.
INTERNATIONAL. DETECTIVE AGENCY
Licensed ana bonded 800 Broadway
Rooms Il7-Ils. telephone I.65i FRANKLIN -
All ciFil ana criminal cases attended to By
expert detectives. male and fcmals
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.
ST. BARTHGl. l.0ME|'9
EMPLOYMENT BUREAU
2II East 42d st. first class domestics are
supplied.
A,-NoUNG MAN as useful or second man.
wages sis: II tall, good appearance: has
references and experience. JACUUIN'S.
Coz 9th h-ave.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
RHEUMATISM AND DYSPEPSIA
CURED.

RHEC MATISN dropsv. dyspepsia and all
disorders arising from uric acid positively
and pleasantly cured; consultation free Ad-
dress or call INGRAM. ~ West 26th-st.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

ST JAMFS'S METHODIST EPISCOPAL, CHURCH
Madison and 126th- Rev F. : Triple D. D..
Pastor-1030 Holy Communion and sermon; - sermon
nv pr TRIPLE.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

ST MARKS CHURCH. iOth-st and 2d-ave. Rev l.
RATTFN. Ph. d. Rector.-FIoly Communion. m.
Iitany and Holy Communion. II q. Special
musical service = m.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Mediterranean
4NOPTH GERMAN

NORTH GERMAN
LLOYD
NAPLES AND GENOA VI,
STEAMERS. $
aAller ..---.... Feb. .
~. Risu1 arCE ......-..F Feb. Z.
TsNarl8 Theresa Feb. ii
fherra Feb. -. I 2. n
FOR ALEXANDER
Return ri~ket~ available
from Naples. Genoa. Gibra'
don Southampton. Paris an
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD.
% OELRICHS & CO. Agents.
3 Broadway. y. Y.
TFrom Congress ST. BIZ
TsFror0 Pier 50. North r
sFrom Hamburg American
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Ocean Steamers.

MORTm GEBElA6N llOYDo
FAST EMPRESS SERVICE.
CHFRBOURG- SOUTHAMPTON BREMEN
.Ishr Fcb 26. ~ 4. " * ". a. q. -Apl .. 10 A. NJ
- "a a q Mch , io 4. " Ak NJ tn ..Anl % "a 4 "
'Ishn M,.h % 10 =. NJ .l.shn -, Anl =; 10 A NJ
Ievis n. Meyer south Third 81, Phila
SPECIAL. NOTICE.
Of q.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
AUTOGRAPH LETTERS.

AUTOGRAPH LETTERS Of famous people
bought and sold WALTER r. BENJA-
MIN, 1,i23 Broadway. Send for price list.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

AT REDUCED PRICES.-5oo ..-,,1
wood and iron working machins. sI1t
guaranteed machinery bought ana
changed GEO. b EDDY. SeS Madi.orN.s
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
Reliaions Notices.

AT LEMON AyENUE UNITARIAN CHURCH. corner
l?lst-st--ReV. MERLE ST. Z. WRIGHT. Pastor. VIII
preach At Il. sunday school. 9:45 a
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
Female.

COOK CHAMBERMAID.-B first class
cook laundTess: Toasts soups. baker. OF
general housewOrker: also ChambeTmait
ana waitress: reference. 40 6th-ave.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

CARPET CLEANING.
CAREFUL CARPET CLEANING CO.-C,r-
pets cleaned by steam. by hand or on ths
floor. l.53s Broadway. 42i East sSth-sr
COE & BRANDT. Tel IS2-sSth
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

GARDESER--W experiences: aged 40.
M iucUmbrance; Is years reference rom
last place; leaving on account OF the plzcs
being sold; 8 open for an engagement:
sOlicits an interview with any one wanting
a competenr man. JAMES. care Elliott 3
Sons "a Dey-st
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

GARDENERS under glass and an
outside gardening. care OF stock; eapabis
~ take charge % gentlenan's place; sob--
reliable. city references. NJ n Boz 17
Tribune Office
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

AT LEMON AXENUE UNITARIAN CHURCH. corner
l?lst-st-Rev. MERLE ST Z. WRIGHT. Pastor. viii
preach At Il sunday school. 9:45 d m
AT REFORMED CATHOLIC SERVICES. in Chrst's
Mission. No l42 West 2lst-st.-Evening. 7:45. Rev.
JAMES OCONNOR. Pastor. Address by Rev. DR..
FAsANoTTI Al invited
At SOUTH CHURCH Msdson-ave. and 3sth-st. Rev.
RobERl'k TERRY. D. D.. Pastor.-SeTvces at IL a m.
aT- j, The Pastor will preach
AT THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE PATERNITY.
Central Park West and 76th-st.. CHARLES II. EATON.
D. D.. last0r--SrTViceS II ana \ 2. m. Morning
subject A for Melancholy evening Reign
of I.aw-Ce mmon Sense Religion
BAPTIST CHURCH or THE EPIPHANY. Madison
and 65tn-st. Rev. HOWARD l.. JONES. Pastor
Services II a m. and .. IN. All welcome.
BIBLE LECTURE Of the greatest importance. &C
spiritual real orthodox than given
before. and viii prepare for the Second Coming of
Christ. los First-st.. 80 ?. m.
BISHOP POTTER will speak earnest word to Chris
tan women the annual meeting ~ the Young Women
Christian Association II the city ~ New York. be held
In the Association Chapel No East l5thst. on Monday
February !. II o'clock. You cordially
invited present.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
BILLIARD AND FOOL TABLES.

BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES. new and
second hand. lowest prices easiest terms.
MARX BROS. 70 Union Square.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS wayTrn
Male

GARDENER Middle aged MARRIED s-,,,,
family. com 'etent in all hrsnchas. L a.
mad charge OF first class places. nrsss,.. I.s ss
former employers can he seen Ad1ss-..
GARDENER. 255 VanderbiIr-svA -1S-ssss l-sss
Iyn - otOoA-
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
Male.

ARMENlAN young man. Christian, sdu
Gated, strictly temperate. 10 smoking
honest and willing for indoor work I'm "A
small private family. Address r. Box IL
Frihuu~ Ofiice.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

COOK--By good German cook in restau-
ground floor.
New-York tribune., 1901-02-02

COOK or general hOusework in apartment.
by arst class colored girl. with two years
PERSONAL civ reference. Please address 3oS
West ,.fJh-SJ care wynn.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-02
Waste of Postage.

The lawyers were discussing the mer-
its and dement's Of we'll known men,
Der of the New Orleans bar who had
been gathered to his fathers, and one
Of the party, says the New Orleans
Times Democrat, recalled the time
when he studied in the old mans office.
We had a copying clerk whose In
efficiency continually worked the Judge
up to the point of explosion. One day
q wire basket fell off the top of his
desk and scratched his cheek. Not
having any courtplaster, he slapped on
three postage stamps and went on wth
his work.
A little later he had some papers 70
take to the United States court. and,
forgetting all about the stamps. he put
on his hat and went out.
AS he entered the office the judge
raised his head and fixed him with an
astonished stare. The clerk stopped
and looked frightened and finally ask
ed:
"Anything-er-wrong, sir:"
Eyes, sir" Numbered the old gentle
man. "You are carrying too mucl
postage for second class matter" ~
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-02
KITCHEN HELPS.

TO clean greasy sink little parafhn
oil, rubbed on with piece Of flannel.
will save a great deal of trouble.
Ordinary tea marks on china may be
:cadily dissolved by scrubbing with a
soft brush dipped in salt water and
vinegar
If new tinware is rubbed over with
fresh lard and thoroughly heated in
the oven before it is used, 1t will never
rust afterward, no matter how much 1t
is put in water.
A good way to clean zinc utensils Is
TO dip piece of cotton in kerosene and
rub the articles with it until the dirt Is
removed. Dry afterward with a clean
cloth so as to get rid of all grease.
For stained t.nware borax produces
the best results Ii the teapot or cot
feepot is discolored on the inside, bo)l
it in strong solution Of borax for q
short time and all its brightness will
return.
Pans and kettles partly filled will
water should not be placed ON thu
range to soak. as i only makes then
harder to clean. They should be tillet
with cold water and be kept ava,
from the heat.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-02

The Advice Cainc .c 10 Roosts
The president OF o.e O., tie promi'
nent railway corporat.cns in America
was making a stirring address to an
audience Of young mea and dwelt
with particular emphasis on the neces'
sity Of making a good appearance.
"when you are looking for work"
he said. "be careful that you are pre-
sentable. II you have only $24 In
the world, spend $40 for suit Of
clothes, $3.50 for pair Of shoes, %
cents for hair cut and shave. Then
walk up to the job wherever it Is and
ask for 1t like man."
This advice was greeted with great
applause, and the railway president
sat down amid storm Of cheers.
The very next morning dapper look
ing young fellow walked into the outer
Office of the orator and, handing note
to the clerk, said. "Please give this to
the president" The note read as fol
lows: =
II have paid 500 for this suit Of
clothes. $3.50 for pair Of shoes and
50 cents for hair cut and shave.
have walked from Harlem, and I woul(
like Job as conductor on your road"
He got the Job.