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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Love intoxicates a'man and marriage
makes him sober.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

An akward boy is chip off the old
stumbling block.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Men like to be laughed at for thier wit
but not for their folly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25
For Sale.

A good 12.horse power engine. APP.
ply to A, J. Hamil. d&W If
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Itch on human cured in 30 minutes
by Wollford's Sanitary Lotion. This
never fails. Sold by e. J. Eldridge.
druggist, Americug, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Experience is the.pay a.man gets for
making o fool of himself.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Women dislike to answer questions
but like to ask them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

That girl has yet to be born who OBJ
iects to being told she is pretty.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Never be afraid of what is good; the
good is always the road to what is true.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

A smlI man in large place. is like a
gimlet in an auger hole.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Q a - To II IA.
Beara the - The Kind You Have Always BOuga
signature Of &rXA@zezx
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

When You have said enough shut up.
Many a man keeps on boring after
striking oil and it runs out at the bot
tom
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25
WALDEN'S BUSINESS COLLEGE

Theway to benothing is to be nothing.
Idleness never yet and never will help
you to amount to anything.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Goliath wasn't in the infant class,
yet David rocked him to sleep.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Marry in haste and let your father in
law repent at leisure.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Better chm without beard than a
head without brains.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

"a aTo IA "a.
Bsara tbs - The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature .; &rMAzz7Zu
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Many mothers actions keeps her
out of the mother-in-laW class.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Appearances are often deceitful
Many bad egg has good shell
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

With some men it is either a case of
get married or go to work.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Davenport Drug Company, Americas, Ga
j. B. KInard & Co. Plains, Ga.
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@ q - II - ErA.

Rears the II illV hllu IOu have Always bOugE
signature of &XHzzeZm
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Loves supposed blindness has cos
the gas company many a dollar.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-08-25

Americas friends are on the qui vive
for the formal announcement of the en-
gagement of fascinating young wo-
man to popular and prominent young
business man of this city.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04

DYSPEPSIA IN ITS WORST FORMS
will yield to the use of Carter's Little
Nerve Pills. aided by Carriers Little Liver
Pills. Dose one of each after eating.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
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The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
POLICE FIND BEER HID
IN WELL MADE TRAPS

Michael H. Murphy's trap doors at his
home, u Byron Street, cannot conceal
Michaels beer from Sergt. George H. Hill
and his officers. Michael has been selling
liquor, according to the officers, for years,
and very often when they called on him
in hopes of locating the Illegal traffic they
were always met by the genial Michael
with a smile They searched high and
low, but failed to find beer.
Yesterday SerRt. Hill and officer Will
liam H. Brady went to the place and
found So bottles of ale and two quarts Of
whiskey. The whiskey and Y bottles of
ale were concealed in a trap door on a
piazza in the rear of Michael's home He
told the officers he knew nothing about
the goods, and as they were not found on
his premises from a legal point of view
the officers will be unable to prove that
the trap was an idea of MichaePs. Eight
empty bottles were found in another trap
on the stairs leading to Michaeps cellar
and both traps were cunningly devised
Inside the tenement occupied by Michael
there were 80 bottles of beer slowed away.
Michael will be summoned into court.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
SHADOWS LED TO THE
ARREST OF CARD PLAYERS

Sergt. Walter N. Drohan, while MAX
ing a tour of the East Worcester dis
trict yesterday morning after 3 o'clock
located a lively little card game in the
house next to John ]. Griffin's mat
tress shop on Shrewsbury Street. The
players were making considerable
noise and as the sergeant watched for
developments he could see the forms of
the men and every move they made as
all sat in front Of a curtain. The SER
geant called officers Thomas J. Kelli-
her and John Dunn and five men were
taken out. At Station / they gave their
names as John Fort, Napieono Pull,
Marion Deanguis, Antonio Veantemeg-
ter and Schol Mertona. All were book
ed for gaming on the Lords Day and
were bailed shortly after they were
arrested.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
TWO ADMITTED TO
WEBSTER SQUARE CHURCH

At Webster Square Methodist Church
yesterday these members were received
into the church: From probation,
George Pearl; baptized and received on
probation Lewis Graves.
The annual meeting of the Junior Ep-
worth League will be held Wednesday
afternoon directly after school in the
vestry of the church. Thursday after
noon and evening the Ladies Circle
will have a tea meeting with Mrs. ]. L.
Thomas, New York Street.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
OFFICER MIDGLEY VICTIM
OF A PECULIAR ACCIDENT

officer Joseph Midgley of Station 2
severed a tendon in the heel Of his left
foot at his home, 4 Portland Street, last
night. officer Midgley rested the heel
of his foot on a wash bowl in the toilet
room at his home a few moments pre-
vious to the accident. He was about
to take it down when his foot slipped
and the force of the blow broke the
bowl. A jagged piece entered the heel
and cut a cash about three inches long.
The wound was painful and might be
serious. 1t was dressed by Ambulance
Surgeon A. c. Doten. The officer will
be unable to work for several days at
least
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
Boston Stocks

Nov. 2, 1901.
Reported by Kinnicutt & Dewitt
TELEPHONE STOCKS.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
FIVE MINUTES LONG
ENOUGH TO LOSE A WHEEL

Daniel Foley of so Gold Street left his
bicycle standing in front of Arming
toms block on Thomas Street Saturday
night and he has not seen it since.
Foley reported his loss of the wheel
yesterday to the police, and said the
machine was not out of his sight more
than five minutes when it was taken.
The wheel is a Spiers' model, built in
1898 and was enameled black. Three
spokes are missing from the front
wheel
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
Financial an0 Commercial ~

T-ni+ed States new As registered. 1879
United States new As, coupon..-.-.... 1S9
United States old As, registered....... u2A
United States old As, coupon......,.--. ll214
United States IS, registered .........-. lOI
1Tnited States Isl coupon .......... 107
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04

RUNNING SORES, the outcome of
neglect, or bad blood, have a never
failing balm in Br. Agnew's Ointment
Will heal the most stubborn cases.
Soothes irritation almost instantly after
first application. 1t relieves all itch
ing and burning skin diseases in a day.
1t cures piles in to nights. IS cents.
For sale by Burlington Pharmacy and
Brewer & Company.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
CURTIS SEDERQUIST
So State Street, Boston, Mass.

xcTIANc
purchased Mr. H
will M
be
ket of
shall
run to o o Exchange
To Of
Bowling Company of New
a of the local
enain very
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
RISE
IN MONEY RATE.
Came Just as Was Expected But
Had Little Effect Because of
the SIuggness of the Market
and Lack of Trading
CONSOLS CONTINUED TO
FALL AND MAY GO LOWER
Experts Trying to Figure Whether
the Rise in the Bank of England
Rate Will Check the Flow of
British Gold to Paris and Force
New York to Liquidate

London, Nov 3.-Prices on the stock
exchange last week may fairly be de-
scribed as moribund. Money was the
dormant factor. The predicted rise in
the Bank of England rate came just
as had been expected but it had little
effect in the sluggish state of trading.
Most of the professionals who had no
business to transact made the home
coming of the Duke and Duchess of
Cornwall and York a good excuse for
pretending not to do business.
Consols continued to fall with force
of habit Any recurrence of the re-
cent regrettable incidents in South
Africa would be likely to bring them to
81 or lower. It is interesting to con-
slider upon what terms the government
will be able to place the next loan,
which is surely due before long. One
expert has suggested IS for G20,000,000,
but the issue when it comes will GER
tainly be for a much larger amount. In
the meantime experts arc trying to
figure whether the rise in the bank rate
will check the flow of British gold to
Paris
The general impression is that 1t will,
thus forcing New York to hquidate its
own indebtendenss to Paris, which is
believed to be enormous, by shipping
American gold. Some dissent from this
view, however, maintaining that Wall
Street is concealing several trump
cards which it will play when the game
warrants. Chief among these is the
still unsolved Northern Pacific puzzle.
Until an authoritative announcement
is made no one here will be able to esti-
mate how Americas continental bor-
rowings compare with her immense
trade balances. Thus, speculation
without the main facts, though inter
eSting is useless.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1901-11-04
Bonds

United States refunding 2s. registered 100
United States refunding Is. coupon. 100
United States IS. registered ........... los
United States IS. coupon ........-..... los
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
SENTIMENT : ABOUT CUBA.

Tt is reported that a Cuban delegation will
l. spend the winter in Washington seeking
during the Congress session to promote pro-
cal made relations between that island and the
United States: though some of Its members are
really looking fer annexation, on the ground
that the American people, acting through senti-
ment, would rather take Cuba into the Union
than to give it free trade while it remains out
side.
There eau be no objection 10 Cuba's seeking
reciprocity with this country, and it may well be
that its desire will to some extent be gratified.
There will scarcely be anything like absolute
free trade established, but there will doubtless
be liberal opening Of American markets to
Cuba products 1t is to the interest of both
countries that trade relations between them shall
be close and cordial. But the Cuban delegate
will err widely if they reckon upon any consi-
derabe American sentiment in favor of taking
Cuban into this Union. Sentiment is decidedly
opposed to any such step. The people OF the
United States propose to kcey their republic
compact and coherent continental domain. They
mean to keep it the United States of America,
and of North America, and of the islands of the
sea- 1t will be of all round advantage and of
direct profit for the Cuban delegates and the
Cuban people to understand this fact. Reel
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21

The auditing department has made a
statement of the late Presidents ac-
count, charging him with the war
rants issued to him on account of salary
since he went into Office, and crediting
him with the amount due. A balance
of s., ,s5e was found In his favor and a
warrant drawn in favor of his admins
traitor for the amount. This closes the
financial affairs between the late Presi.
dent and the government, but the
country owes him debt of gratitude
which can never be repaid.
The German wheat crop is 1886, ,OOC
tons short and the country must i'm.
port 3,OOO,O 600 tons in order to supply
the home demand. Even with a full
crop the country must import grain
and the slightest decrease from the av'
erage means more imports. With these
figures in view the American farmen
can easily see they have nothing tt
fear from hostile legislation in tina,
country.
Secretary Root has issued the custom
airy order suspending the operations Of
the local tariff laws in the Philippines
and in Cuba 50 as TO permit, under re-
asonable conditions, the free importa.
ito into the islands of packages and ar.
tcles clearly intended as Christmas
presents for the soldiers and sailors and
other United States employees. The or.
der, which takes effect Immediately
will run until Jan. - next.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
SOUTHERN MEDICINE CO..
Hartman, Tenn.

William A. Harding and sister
Esther, also Miss May Arbogast Of
Fremont were visiting friends al
Oriental last Sunday.
Fred Troup, who was employed
near Lewisburg, was in town last
Monday evening.
David Hoover moved his shiDgle
mill on wood tract bought Of John
Schnee where he intends to begin.
The St. Johns Sunday School is
preparing for Christmas enter
tainmcnt.
Henry Arnold of this place will
move to Middleburg next spring.
Mss M b e Mittel ling and broth
er, Ira, a ccompanied by Mis-
Clara Mitterling were jolly visitors
at Oriental last Sunday.
j. Helm and wife of Fremon
were visiting Wilson Longacker'
last Sunday.
William Wcckely of Lewisbure
was in town last Monday.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
SCHNLE.

II. S. Meiser of Selinsgrove was
a early caller in town last Monday
morning.
Don Hoover was to Sunbury to
transact some business last Satur-
day.
Rev. G. c. Miller the Lutheran
minister, preached in st. Johns
church Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Charles Spots of near Aline
was buried Tuesday. forenoon in
the st. Johns cemetery at 1890.
Frank Reigle of Middleburg was
a caller at Mt. Pleasant Mills hotel
last Saturday for dinner.
Hiram Schnee, who wasemployed
near Freeburg, was in our vicinity
a few days last week.
Protracting meeting began in
Daniels church near Straubtown
last "Wednesday evening.
Sunday two weeks the Luth-
Grams will celebrate the Lords
Supper in the St. Johns Church at
10 o'clock a. m.
Elias Miller was buried in the
St. Johns church cemetery at 10
CLOCK a. m. He was soldier in
the Civil War, of Co., G. LAT
Regiment, aged 81 y 7 m1Od. Few
Of his companions who helped in
the battles were at his funeral.
Rev. E. E. Gilbert and Rev. G..
C. Miles ofiiciated; Adam Garmaa
undertaken.
Don Hoover and j. p. Shadle
were to the county seat last Thurs
day.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
That Worried Him.

Anxious Daughter-Papa, dear. you
must not worry because Harold is
going to marry me and take me far
away from you.
Fond Daughter-No, daughter; a
little thing like that isn't going to
worry me, but if he ever does any
thing that will cause you to come
back to me again I'll certainly do him
bodily injury.-Chicago Daily News.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
THE SURPLUS AND THE NEW NAVY.

n TR. BOUTELL of Illinois, one of the
AFA able men of the Republican majority
in the House. publishes these remarks concern
ing the surplus and the methods Of preventing
on accumulation of unnecessary revenue:
"Thc question which confronts us now is
whether we shall increase our expenditures or
decrease revenue bv reducing taxation. The
large balance in the Treasury and constantly
increasing surplus are, of course, an invitation
to large, unusual, and extravagant appropria-
tons. 1t seems to me that the wise and bust
nesslke course to be pursued is to Immediately
reduce taxation. Considering the surplus in the
Treasury l think we might very well repeal
the entire internal revenue taxes, to take effect
Jan. next"
What Mr.. Boutell manifestly has in mind is
the immediate repeal, not of the entire internal
revenue taxes that were imposed by the War
Revenue act of 1898 The context shows that
this is his meaning. Indeed, the product of the
internal revenue taxes during the four years
preceding the war with Spain barely took care
of the Government expenditures for the single
item of pensions, as may be seen from this table:
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
BROsIOUs BROS. SELL CLOTHING
CHEAPER THAN ANY STORE IN SUN
BURY.

Soon he saw John running toward
him with the new plow point and the
large wrench. Then Robert continued
his plowing and John returned to the
house.
Not long ago John had occasion to
go to the county seat, 12 miles from
his home, on business. Robert re.
mained at home. After John had
gone an hour he said he could see his
brother and that they were talking
With one another readily.
Just after Robert had said that
John was leaving for home the moth
er discovered that she needed some
fruit cans. Robert stopped John on
his return and told him to drive back
and get them. John asked for par
ticulars. About twilight he arrived
home with the cans. .-
------
A New Sort of n Nsne.
In South Australia mips Of na turci
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21

DlED.-At White Top Margaret Ra-
chel, daughter of Georgcand Angeline
Reich, aged years, months and q
days. Intermant at Globe Mills Nov.
Is. Rev. Snable olIiciated.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
SALE REGISTER

Notices OF sales VIII be inserted free under
this heading when the bills are printed at TINS
Office When the bills are not printed at this
Office 50 cents will be carged. Persons expect
ing to have sale should select a date and have
il inserted in this column.
WEDNESDAY, DEC. II, two miles south OF
Vicksbmg. Oliver II. Bowersox will sell
horses, II head Of cattle and farming implt
ments
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21

If you want to keep cool
Just follow this rule,
- It's the best we have run across yet:
"All the 'Don'ts' that you find
Let in one be combined
Don't fret
--Philadelphla Bulletin.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
procity may legitimately bc worked for. An
nexation would be laid upon the shelf

The United States desires to see Cuba pros
porous and happy. 1t has already done much
to make it so, and it may do much more to the
same end. But it has 20 intention of taking
Cuba into this Union of States to help govern
these existing States. GAS a matter of senti-
ment" this country would be found solidly ar
rayed against such annexation, if ever i; should
be proposed.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21
Liver Pills

That's what you need; some
thing to cure your bilious
ness and give you a good
digestion. Ayers Pills are
liver pills. They cure con-
stipation and biliousness.
Gently laxative. All a1sssl.... 1sf;
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-21

The existence Of surplus will continue to
suggest variety of measures for the removal of
the same. Even the free traders are perking
up.
We invite the attention OF Mr.. Bouteil and
other patriots of mathematical turn of mind to
the circumstance that surplus is a very desir
able thing to have q. Il ,ime when one of the
most urgent dcmqnds OF national policy remains
to be met and Que Of the most unmistakable
duties of Congress remains to be performed );
namely, the building of enough vessels Of war to
make this country r.tcass naval power
and all in the interest Of peace and good will to
mankind
The Selinsgroyc Times last week says: "The
Editor of the Posi- made '- rvcrv after the
election returns were in. Better late than
never" As the p ST got the returns a week
before the Times. the Posi- is still a week
ahead of the Times, even if the Posi- is slow.
It's too bad that the Pilgrim and the entire
Asp force is jealous because the Editor of this
paper won the handsomest prize given out by j.
w. Lees Glass Blowers. We can assure the
Asp the votes were not bought-not one of the
SO. As usual the asp burts into print withall
kinds Of defamatory matter, without inquiry
into the truth Of it His latest victim is mem
Der Of the bar, who made the Pil ilgrim dismount
in hot haste The Posi- differed with Mr.
Bower in the matter Of political preferences, but
that would not justify the Posr, the Asp or
any other newspaper to make an unjust attack
upon tn: integrity Of any man, no matter, how
bitter a political cremy he may have been. The
attack is on a par with the vcnomous assault
made on the managers Of the Shoe factory some
months ago
WE hope the gentlemen who have charge Of
the shoe factory will get things in shape t,
operate the plant at an ear y date. 1t is seri
ous loss to the town and to all concerned to hav,
} it idle SO o'long.