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The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
PuEcENr PARAGRAPHS.

Mits Jlmpiecnte-''Mr. wsdieigh
was here last night" Mr.. FreshleiEh
--''Yes, ! see your clock Is stopped"
---Somersillc journal.
Eyes, said che dentist, after be
had hnished the job. "yop have q
wonderful amount of nerve. sir, I
must say" well, you ought 20
know, durn ye. You found all of
It."--Denser Post.
Forge-~"Hc ksys In hlA native city
tho streets are always well watered,
and yet they never nsed Hprinkling
earis." Fcnton--''For goodness sake.
where Is he FROM" Forgiven
ice. - Philadelphia Record.
Mrs Slalemate--''Thcr waa time
when you thought the world Of me.
Why, Won know well enough that you
fell In love with my photograph"
Mr.. stalemate--''But yoa'll remember
il WINS not speaking likcness."--
Boston Transcript.
Those professors.-FirSt College
ProfcsSor--"what are you going to
do next to get your name In the pa
pers?" Second College Professor
II was thinking of declaring that tho
dictionary Is too wordy to be CON
sideTed good literature." Baltimore
American.
THAT politician doesn't support
the present city administration. does
he?" queried the plain citizen.
"Nawi" replied the ward hecier.
scornfully, "he's n crank" That's
strangcl One usually associates the
eranks with the machine. "--Philadel-
phls Press.
1--WE got good notion 10 keep
these mosquitoes Oft the ark" sAld
Noah. "why, papa7" inquired liitlo
Ham. rubbing n recent bite. swell,
I've got my suspicion that they AFRO
carrying more than the regulation
two germs apiece. That's Why
hai.lmere American.
eye didn't kape yer job long" said
the FIRST servant girl. "No." replied
the other; "thc family was too
small" ''Too SmRilf Shurc, that's
wot makes II aisy." "Aye! bat these
was the smallest kind o. small pay
pie. They didn't give me enough &c
ate."-Philadelphia Record.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
THE FUTURE POLICY.
what We May Expect from the Cor0-
Ing Administration of Prrsi-
dent Roosevelt.

II would be perhaps too early to
call President Roosevelt an imperial
ist on what he has said and done IN
the past. because he may become
more conservative now he has as
sumrd the high station and Rrrat
power OF president OF the United
States. There Is no doubt, however,
that the president Is a very trident
expanAionist Of the same school rs
the younger republican clique In the
United States senate OF whom Sens
tor Lodge and Bcveridge are choice
opponents, aud we may fully expect
a most strenuous administration Of
our relations with foreign affairs.
But q few weeks ago Mr. Roosevelt
delivered set address at Minncap-
oils in which he cxpounded his views
of our hopes and duties as world
power and he held up the Roman cut
pIre at a pattern for this country to
copy. In dealing with other nations.
Combating the opinion Of what he
termed some excellent people who
believe we can shirk these world
duties" and others who seek TO uetcr
us from treading the path of hard
but lofty duty by bidding US Fcmsm.
her that all nations who have
achieved greatness, that have ex-
banded ana played their part as
world powers have In the end pasaed
away" he answered this by citing
that "thc Roman has passed away
exactly as all nations of antiquity
which did not expand when he ex.
banded have passed away, but their
very memory has vanished while he
himself is stin living force through
ont the wide world In our entise
civilization of to-day and viii 40 COM
tinuc through countless generations
through untold ages"
Mfr. Roosevelt went further than
this and said ii was the duty of civ
iIlxed nations 70 conquer barbarous
ones aud subdue them to civilization
and claimed this was what we were
doing in the Philippines and would
have to do elsewhere.
When he was sworn In as president
he took special occasion TO say that
the policies of the late administra-
ton would be fully carried out, so
that we may look forward 30 an even
more strenuous. imperial policy.
reciprocity. and no revision Of the
tariff 10 control the trusts, ship
subsidies and general favoring of
the money power and monopoiies aud
no legislation in the interest OF the
common people. This is the outlook.
hut il IN 90 be hoped that President
Roosevelt will see more light on at
least some OF these weighty matters.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
DAYS OF APPLEJAcK GONE.
There Ia now Little Demand for
spirits Once Made Extensively
In New York.

"a few years ago Orange county
made more appleiack than any other
county In the union, New Jersey not
barred" said an old.time farmer,
says a special correspondent of the
Chicago Inter Ocean. "In the town
Of Warwick alone there were "a APP
pleiack distillGrieE. We turned out
100000 gallons year and paid the
government $4,000 year tax for
doing Il. There was scarcely a town
In the county that didn't squeeze it's
quota Of apples into cider and CON
vert the cider into applcjack.
''OranEe county began the making
Of apple jack before the revolutionary
war. There IL In use In the Sayre
distillery near Warwick kettle and
worm. the product of which In apple.
Jack paid excise duty 10 King George
III. II was then in a still somewhere
In the Hudson highlands. The Sayre
siill is the only one left out of tho
81. All the old stills in other parts
OF the county have disappeared
There are perhaps not more than TO-.
600 gallons of applcjack made In
Orange county to-day.
There was a time. not long ago,
when one would hear no other tipple
asked for by tho Observation-Disclosures
In Orange county. II you asked for
whisky, applcjhck would invariably
he set out to you. To-day " YOU ask
for apPlejatS right here In IFS old
time home the landlord will have to
take look over mis- stock 20 see
whether he has got any. II was no
uncommon thing for ms high as ten
dollars a gallon Ia he paid for apple.
Jack known to he from some partic-
ular still, or to have been n certain
number Of years In the farmers eel.
lar. Some Of the best RpplejaciS ever
made IL lying in farm cellars to-day
There Is some more than 90 years
old. But somehow the present gen.
GRAFTON has gone away from the good
old taste Of the fathers, and apple
jack that ought 20 be worth one dol.
lar n drop is ignored for tumuituous
rye and cheap beer.
"'rhe distillers that are left In
Orange county say there Is no money
in applcJack any more, one reason
being that rye and corn whisky can
be made 30 much cheaper. So the
glory Of Orange county appiejack IL
gone. and Il really makes little dIf-
ference now whether her orchards
bear In the even or the odd number
years, or whether they bear at ALL"
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
ADIsTINGUIsHED MISSIONARY

Washington, Ind, Sept. s3rd. There
Ia at present living nj LOG +. 18th street,
In this city, a most remarkable man.
lie is Rev. c. II. Thompson, and he
came to Washington from Little York.
Ind. short time ago.
Rev. Mr.. Thompson spent many
years of his long and useful life as n
missionary among the Indians of the
West. The great exposure and the
drinking of 50 much bad water
brought on Diabetes, end at Wagner.
Indian Territory, he was struck down
while preaching.
Physicians, one of them Chicago
specialist. pronounced his case hope
less. Dodd'H Kidney Pills were recon-
mrnded. and as last resort he tried
them. He was completely cured, ana
restored 10 good health and his care
and it's cure has caused sensation
among the physicians.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
NO LEGISLATION TN SIGHT.


The plan of ex-senator Chandler
for controlling the trusts and rail-
road combines by congressional and
state legislation Is no doubt the right
one. But what a commentary II Is
upon himself and the other leaders
of the republican party thas after
long terms In congress during which
the whole growth of the trusts and
railroad combinations has taken
place no Law has been passed, except
the sherman law, 20 try and control
than. Several bills have been pro-
posed by democrats In congress, but
the committee OF the senate on inter-
state commerce, OF which Senator
Chandler waa for years . member,
never reported bill TO control she
trusts, nor TO amend the interstate
commerce law, though the commls-
sion charged with It's execution lave
for years In their annual reports
called special attention 10 what was
required, but 40 action was taken.
Senator Chandler did make n fight
against the anti-scalper law and with
the help of the democrats. especially
Senator TiIlman. defeated II by diIs-
tory tactics.
A great majority os the democrats
In congress have been anxious and
willing TO vote for antitrust legisla-
ton, but the steering committee Of
the senate, Allison, Aldrich and Plast.
would allow no huch bill to be report
ed. As they are still In power aud all
the republican senator's are con-
sFolled by the railroads, II ii not
probable that envy such legislation
will be Forthcoming from the next
congress. II the exigcney of the re-
publican party requires a show to be
made against the trusts. and from the
speech OF the late president OF Buff
falo u 10 evident that he believed
that his party must take some ae-
tion. II IL quite safe 20 say that n
loophole will be left large enough for
the trusts and the railroad combine
TO escape any serious damage.
The whole trend of legislation
since the war has been 30 foster
monopolies and republican poll
tician that Is not in league with the
railroad and nj the hack of the
trusts Is rara svis and has about
as much chance Of being elected to
congress as wster has OF running
up hill.
There Is satisfaction, however. IN
this crying aloud Of Chandler over
the tyranny of the trusts. He Is alert
10 thr signs Of the times aud openly
says that Judgment is coming upon
the republican party II Il does not
mend its ways. He sees thas the
voters arc becoming restless and that
honest republicans can no longer be
lulled 10 sleep by promises. The peo-
pie are demanding action.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
The OLp PLAYHOUSE.


when The golden sunshine fifitd thro'
Thl leaves Of the apple itsa
Nncrs tie happy birds new ~ ana out
To thu rest We could almost tgt--
And the guarded Old boughs dFoop,d low
lngiy
To shut out O summer ky,
We built our playhouse lu the grass
a dear little girl ana l.
Tie little brown hands worked busl,Y,
And our childish Tongues fru last
"A We planned aud toilrd Tor the uny
bone
An. lie. that such lsys t@'''j 'asii
And never a day Was luuE enough.
Ane we always wondered Why
The shadows came 80 soon, 30 soon
Thh dear little giri and J.
Tho applr-b0ughs bend. just No. Of Old,
Down over the warm gfarFy noor.
Ard thc uestluE birds hy in and out.
hut the play house Is no morn.
I'd rive the World N the world were mine,
"or one % those days gone by
When We built our play huuEs "a She grats--
a dear little girI AID /.
--Florcncc a. JoneS. 20 Minneapolis House
keeper.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
CHAMBERLAIN's ORCHID.
In the opiniea nj MorksnHnsaa II
Was sathinE bat "A sTater
utasson."

Joseph Chamberlain love for the
orchid Is well known, and Is rcspon.
siblc for the following. says Parsons
Weekly: During the progress Of po.
litieal meeting lately in the provinces,
ut which Mr.. G. spoke, an old man Of
the iahurinE class pushed his way 10
the front and asked Of an old acqnaint.
aner:
(which is hep
"who?~
"why. Chamberlain. which Of that
lots imp"
"That elean-shaven chap theer-him
with the eyeglass," responded the man
addressed.
sis that Chamberlain circulated
the qusrist In disappointed tone.
sof course II Is What's doe think
Of 'ing''
why, think he's regular fraud.
That's wos l thinks.~
His ecippanian at once entered intp
. spirited sssense Of 81. politician.
II knows noihin' about politics, = ~
marked the iainrerspushiak I'M WAS
10 the door. "They said a. 4 wore
little orchard IN his buftnnhoIr. \ and.
sheeF. II ain's nswt hui . faser-hlSs-
SOMA ~
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
BEAUTIFULLY TANNED.
nus she Got NJ Ia the BACKYARD at
HaHse and Not az tho Sea-
shore.

Some people take malicious delight
In spelling the pretty romances of the
season. Perhaps, In the interest of
the strietest truth, they are TO be com
mepdcd. but Il Ia sometimes better TO
allow certain exposures to remain UNI
exposed. That IL the opinion of the
pretty sienographer who makes pot
hooks in a lawyers Office in Washing
ton street, gays the Chicago Chronicle.
She had been given@z weeks vacation,
and returned 10 the Office the other
day, full OF the good iimcs she had had
nj Lake Geneva. Her appearance
seemed TO bear her out, for she was an
brown as a nut. There Is very little
love lost between her and the Office
hoy. precocions youngstrr who lives
In her ncighborhood--in fact, in the
street immediately In the rear Of her
residence. He listened with supreme
disgust 10 her recital for awhile and
then biurted out; Jaw. say, come of
dc perch. I'm cnie yoal" swhy.
James, what do ron meHn7" she dc.
manded. paling slighsiy even under her
coat OF tan. @why didn't you buy IL at
De drug stcrey- sneersd James. "you
kin git Il In bettles.- Il can't imagine
what yoH are talking about" said the
stenogrArhsr. "oh, yes you kim re-
tc-sed James, "You never got dat sun.
burned at Lake Geneva"
Then came the horrible disclosure.
II seems THAI for the saks OF economy
the young woman had determined 10
spend her vacation al home. Every
day she dnnned bathing suit and sat
cut In the spn In her back yard. and
there James had watched her scquir-
ing that lovely brown complexicn.
When II all csms oHt she wanted 10 ~
Sign, but her empioyer refnssd 10 IN
rrpt mr. rsxixnAfioS, and nnw there q
noikiue fur her 81 ~ kut I'VE down her
dlsxxxcs. Hut there n Nsf q / n hnfSe
betwcen her md 1sata
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
THE CHEAPEST PAINT

The economy in using
Devoe ready paint 10 ia re-
suits more than price. It
covers mere and lasts longer
than lead and oil, two to
one; ten to one Of some paint.
Use Devoe; and figure cost
by the square yard, or year,
not by the gallon; it's the
cheapest paint made, figured
that way.
Ask the nearest dealer for Dcvoe.
Insist ON having Il. Oar pamphlet on
painting free II you mention this paper.
GooD-PAINT DEvoE, CHICAGO.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Freddie What do you mean by thu
embarrassment Of riches, dad?
CohwigEcF--weli. my boy I one
heard cf woman who had s25.DoI
set Of dishes, aud she was NO afraid o.
The servants breaking them that sh,
washed them What TO Eat.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

The best II farm lands can be obtsined
SOW In Hsrinetse Ccunts, Wisconsin, on the
wisconsin n noted for IL tine erope, exrss.
lent MARKETS and heaithful climate. Way
rent farm when you can buy one much
cheaper thsn you can reut and IN fcw years
u VIII be ycrr own property. For paftiru.
lars address " A, Miller, General Passenger
Agent, Chicago, Milwaukee A 81. Paul Rail
war. Chicago.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
In After wears.

Husblnd-when we were marries
you confessed entire faith In my We
raeity. but now YOU don't seem 10 be
ilcss y word ] say.
wife--Yes, bu, thia Il progressive
are, and even confession OF ialtl
needs to be revised occasionally Chi
cago Evening News.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Nigg She is very susceptible 10 Aatiery.
NaEg-l should say 80. ] once told her
She vas a. sweet a. honey, and would ygu
believe i tho very next day che had hives.
PhilAdrlphl Record
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Mrs. Peck--You know very well
Henry. that I'm woman of few
words.
HeRry--True, my dear, but the few
are shsmcfnlly oyerworked. Chicago
Evening News.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

"You used TO say she said, tear
fully. shat ron loved me more than
You could tell"
"Yes." he replied, cRrclessly, ''thai'.
why stopped trying" Chicago
Timek-llerald.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Write to-day to Allen s. Oimsted, ie
Roy, N. Y, Tor a FREE sample Of Alien's
FootEas a powder. 1t cures sweating,
damp, swollen. aching feet. Makes new or
tight shoes easy. Always use il 10 Break In
New shoss. AZ all druggists and shoe
stores; 25c.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

That Hired Girl Again.--''Do the Smiths
keep airl!" "No. They hire q good many,
but they don't keep Observation-Disclosures
Eycning Ba.letin.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

No man has a rislt TO hunt bargains in
friendship, II yea expect dollars worth Of
friendship awe a dollars worth OF friendli.
ness for it.--Chicago Interior.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

am sure Piso's Curc for Consumption
saved my life three years gn.-hira. Thon.
hohbink Maple Street. Norwich, n. ",
Feb. ~, 1914
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Many fluent talkcr is unable 10 sal
the right thing at the right tlne.--Chi-
eaRo Daily News.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

What 10 the use ~ employing some ena
10 DO your dyeing for you. II YOU Use
PUTNAM FADELFsSS DYES you can do
Il lust as we'll a. a professional.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

pug dag acts a. II he might be vain Of
bis ualiness.- Chieigo DAILY News
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Daring the year 1900 there were i1o..
ass Births In Scotland and 1855
deaths.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26
Mr.. BRYAN ON VIOLENCE.
Nebraska Leader speaks g. the De-
mocTscy Regarding MchinIey's
AssaHHiaation.

Al the democratic convention Of
Lancaster county, Nebraska. In which
Lincoln. the home of Mr.. Bryan, Is sit
uatcd, he delivered an address In which
he said;
1--WE meet here under circumstances
Of distress 10 all parties. the result
Of events al Buffalo. have been glad
10 see that democratic conventions
over the state have been passing reso-
lutions eondemning the cowardly and
dastardly deed. ] am not surprised be-
rause Of what has been done by demo-
cratic conventions. but am glad they
have done so, because there are repub-
iicans small enough to hide behind the
nations sorrow In order TO make POI
litical capital out oft.
"our sympathy Is as sincere and our
sorrow just as great. We are sorry
that there is to be found In this nation
one man who would use force aud vio-
fence to change the nations head.
There Is a lawful remedy for every evil.
There is not In any democratic or pop
ullst platform q single utterance that
would justify any effort to change the
laws by violence and bloodshed. We
ire in favor of government admins
tered so as 80 bring II so near to the
people, and 40 plant TO the popular
will, that everybody may hope for re.
dreas for every wrong"
That Is the position OF democrats all
over the land and everywhere these
....as - al. s-x..s faul.~ ill 4. Il.
sorSed and approved.
The Boston Advertiser does not
seem 20 grasp the reciprocity issue
when II says; "Of course. II the trea.
Ties should, be adopted, the house OF
representatives woulc h. asked 10 an-
lhorlxe the specific tariff changes
which might affect revenue sufficiently
10 come under the head Of the constitu-
tional restrictions on revenue legisla-
tim" The constitution requires that
all revenue bills shaii originate in the
house Of representatives and She pres
ident and the senate cannot ussrr that
provision. The attempt made In the
Dlngley bill TO violate the constitution
by allowing the executive and the SEN
ate 10 do what Is expressly provided
san only be done BY the house of rep
reEentatlves wss an effort 20 esadc =
wise provision placed In the coBssitu-
tion for the purpose NJ keeping the
aowcr of taxation In the hands of the
representatives m the people. The
constellation cannot be amended by
thn t.rnt astfo, L. ~ In fht. ..uw
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1901-09-26

Cheek That rsiy Cough
With Hoxssc'a Group Cure. Goophim. Wcts
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-01
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
w. r. SYMoNs,
Clerk OF Council, ,

The annual mesttngIof.the Atlantic
Investment Co., will be held at the Of
flee Of N. Emanuel C Co., today at IL
O'Clock.
ALI members are requested to be pre-
sent.
VIM. Merchant, n. Emanuel,
Secretary. President
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-01
RESOLUTIONS.

BY Alderman du Blgnon-
Be 1t, and it is hsreby, resolved, by
the Mayor and Aldermen In Council
assembled, That the Mayor BIZ, and he
is hereby, authorized to execute con-
tract with the American Audit Company
for the services OF an expert account
ant in terms of the proposition agreed
to by said company, to-wit; the sum OF
ten dollars per day and travelling ex-
penses. Yea and nay vote taken. Yeas:
Aldermen McGarvey, Newman, Smith,
Calhoun and Cox; nays: BriesenIck
and Blood worth, Adopted.
By Al6erman Newman
Be 1t, and 1t is hereby, resolved, by
the Mayor and Aldermen CT the City Of
Brunswick, in Council assembled, That
the Mayor be, and he is hereby, author
lied to employ competent attorney, to
be associated with the city attorney, in
the representation of the Mayor and
Council in the suits now pending against
ex-Treasurer 81. Fl. Harvey and his
surety; the compensation to be paid
each associate counsel not TO exceed a
retainer fee Of five hundred dollars and
ten per centum of the asnount collected
and turned into the treasury.
On motion of Alderman Newman, the
enforcement of the ordinance requiring
the early closing Of saloons was sus
pended until May 10Th, in order to per-
NIT proper alterations in buildings.
BY Alderman Briese increasing
salary of convict guard to $4,000 per
month Adopted.
BY Alderman Smith; That that the
sale OF two mules be referred 10 Public
Works and Purchasing committees.
Adopted,
Adjourned,
w. r. SYMoNs,
Clerk OF Council,
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-01
CLUBS MUST CLOSE.
The Supreme Court Decision on the
Question.

Following is the decision of the su
preme court in regard to Social Clubs
that sell liquors.
Gan incorporated social club, even
though organized solely for social
purposes. but who incidentally to
other purposes Of the organizations,
'ilow its members, but no other per-
sons, to purchase from its agent or
steward liquors which are owned and
furnished by the club, at q price fixed
by the officers of the club, sufficient
only to cover the expense but not for
profit, are vsnders of liquor and come
within the new ordinance. The Su.
prema court Of Gsorgia has virtually
decided this, in the case of the State
vs.. MohnensD, from Augusta, reported
in Vol. o5, page 7O9 of the Georgia
Reports. The same ruling has been
made in many other states. Such being
the case will not this ordinance close
up both of the social clubs of this city
after 900 D. m. s.
Again, the ordinance will have the
effect OF closing up all drug stores
where Malt Murine and other malt
and vinOus liquors are sold. The or
dinance does not use the words '.intox-
leatfnG spurious, vinous or malt
liquors" but simply spirit1us, vinous
Or malt liquors. After the closing
hours the drug stores that sell nonin-
'oxicating grape juice or Malt Murine
cannot open their doors even to get
medicine where human life depended
upon their doing 80, urtil a. m. the
next morning.