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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
HOTEL Ar RIVALS

NARRAGANSETT-Ge A SPHINX, Y;
A b Seelig. Waterbury; w klee, Y;
Louis Gilbert, Il II Davis. Boston; III
CHM, + Michel. Y; + i Douglass, Miss
Grace Douglass, Worcester: q Il Heller
man. Phil; IA A Reed, Pittsburg A H
Whitcomb and wife. Worcester; G w Me-
Cane and wife. Il y Thalinger. u l. Sill
cester. y Y; A White, Boston; u w
Mendel, Y; Edward Wfnslow, Stod-
,isrd Johnston. Y: John J. Bogert,
Flushing: III w Small, n Y; III j. Litch-
field, Southbridge: Thos IA Robinson, n
Y; Geo A Smoud, Montreal; w III Potter,
Geo G Parker, Boston; Lenard Smell.
Rochester: III Adams. Boston. r. w
Wagner. n Y; r. A Bond. No Adams; |
z Halbrook, r Conklin. VIM Towne, @
II fargo, w ~ Ward, a l. Frey, Chas "
Brewer, Harry Lincht, ~ Y: II Il Carter.
Bostor J Murphy. New Haven; B
Reed w Grossly, Boston. H. g Sweet.
Newport: @ w Powers, \ + Atkinson. y
Y: Il A Selfridge, San Francisco; Geo l.
Poindexter Chas s Down, n 4; ) Hill,
bridgeport: w J Lane. J G Hcrshman, y
Y: w II McClernan, Boston; Stanly Bill
lings. Y; l. g Alexander. j l. kemper,
Z Bird, n Y; G. Crompton, Worcester
I, -scHuwrft Trenton, q 1t Austin. y
": 8 w Goodyear, Waterbury; Il Aborn
r. Orange: O I Kapp. w y Sturges
Breen. n Y; l. Z Smith. r. : Carter Bos-
ton: Geo Carpenter and wife, Prov; A
Lewis. Boston; S Lewis. Worcester; II
Van, n Y: John Campbell. n l. Johnson
y Y; W IL T. Fisher. Phil; w a Wade, \
Y.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
FOOTBALL TOMORROW.

Lovers of the game OF fottball will have
an opportunity TO witness as fine a game
aide park tomorrow.
The famous Pan-American and the
Providence team, champions of New Eng
land. will meet and an exciting contest Is
promised as both team have an excellent
record and are in fine condition. The
game will be called at 3:15 O'Clock.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

ton: Geo q Sanborn, Pnil, n = Merrlilf
n Y: r. Allen. n Y; @ % Angel, w ID
Marshall, n "
CROWN-Edward NJ Blake. II New
man New York: w w Gildershleive. Bos-
ton: W ID Lewis. Marlboro; O. r Gipner,
w l. Weittras. Jr. Mrs G III Strong. New
York: j + MacCool Providence: l. j
Pailak New York: y Anderson, Bos-
ton; G r. Marshall. Worcester; n Ardl-
zan The Bumsted. New York. A |. ken
nedy, g /. Sweet Boston; Jas Hulbert,
Jr. Robtr Starkweather Worcester; !. n
Gazer, Palmer, Mass; ; Sweet, New
York: IL y Thompson, = G Sears, Bos-
ton: T. ~ Perkins. Providence: w HUI.
Worcester: a w Levisn William Smith
New York: G. S Holden, w e DeCamp
Geo Anderson Boston. w Flesh, New
York; H. G Cooper. Providence.
THE AIBEEi--Mrs G y Maroney, Eric j
Borling, Worcester; w Englund. New
Bedford: y Miller. Taunton. E O'Neill A
Zrkmann. New York; T. G Monroe. Paw
tucket: Mary Roberts, Baltic, Conn: Pc
ter LOBBY, Pawtucket. Marie Striker:
Florence Striker. Louise Gillette, I n
Burton. ID Ruthven, Il II Randall, Elsie
Baird. Mae Calvert; Jas p ponns,lly, MISS s
Lee, Harold Reihill, Chas Ingoldsby; Pc
ter Peters. julius Engster, The Chap.
eron's" company: Kurt Eisfeldt, agent
Down Mobile" company
PERRIN-MaX Clothing. Providence; j
IL Crandall. Wakefield.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

MIR Stalinss will have disposed of his
interest to the new owners.
The club will be reorganized with the fol-
lowing officers. President. 4. r.. Angus;
treasurer, T.. III. Doyle, and secretary.
Frank &. Cook. Overtures have been
made to Frank Dwyer. the former league
pitcher and umpire TO accept tho play
ing managership. II Is said that John
Fitzpatrick will probably be tho business
manager of the club.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
POLO POINTERS.

The polo games last evening resulted
az follows:
Az New Haven-New Haven !. Water
bury 5,
Az lingford-waIlingford T. Meri-
den 1.
AT I,awrence-Lawrencs 10. Lewiston I.
At Salem-Clinton S, salem l.
Ed Menard Is anxious TO get place
In the big league He Is now at Bridge
port, Conn.
The Waterbury club has made Hipson
a generous offer TO go there. "Hippie' Is
going to play nearer home, where ne If
sure of his money. He has signed with
Plymouth.
Tom Cotter is not having his usual gooo
luck this season The deal he was given
Tn Connecticut taSt sussUn was pau
setback for the old general. His team is
n good one. and should soon strike a
winning gait.
PLAYERS on the claim list Of clubs are
TO be dealt with by those clubs alone
until the league decides otherwise. The
proper way Is for the clubs to help each
other when they have a satisfactory team
made up. Portland Ms made the mistake
of taking a player on the reserve list OF
the Lawrence club. IL is now up TO Law
renee
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
YALE IS READY.

Yale Is all ready To meet the Princeton
Tigers, who VIII arrive at New raven
Saturday noon. Heretofore II has been
customary for the Princetonians 10 reach
New Haven a few hours before the game
and mingle a little with the crowd or
enthusiastic students and others. VINO
always gather I'm the vicinity of the cam
pus by the thousands on the DAY on ~
championship game. They Will nave
tbhe they come into New Haven on. Right
after the meal they Will 20 direct 10 the
Yale Geld. arriving there only, q snort
time before the game is called, at
o'clock. This win not give the Yale boys
much OF a chance 10 size up the Ilgers.
To-day quite a number OF the advance
guard Of the thousands who VIII pour
into New Haven for the next two days
came TO town Among the well-known
Yale men TO get here was Julian Curttss
of New York, who has charse ., ;,,e IN,
In town inquired about the conoiuon ot
the varsity team, particularly apou.
those who have been suffering from ios hdon
part In the practice. They learned that
Capt. Gould. although his injured shoui- ,,,,
der still bothers him some. Is pracueSsliy Say,
troubled very much with lame oeck'
will certainly play left tackle SATURDAY.
olcott, who has been resting r LOT a anss nnr
pietes the list of men who have been more nor,
or less out of the practice, except WI,
helmi; the left halfbaek; ,,s ~ rs rs ,aw peneVeo
Today the speculator in football tick-
els appeared on the scene. ready ior
business. and he seemed to have plentl-
full sttpsaly The spectators were asking
a bonus OF 81 and 81 on each ucEet, ana
for specially good seats they tried 10 ger
a. and "a premiums. Owing 10 the fact
that there was a public sale OF 1000 or 3OoV
tickets, conducted by the Yale football
officials for the benefit or New Haven
citizens where tickets could be had az
the regular price of s.. there was nt,Ie
show for the spectators: Manager FRAN,
els of the Football association was asked
this a afternoon how the speculators man
aged 10 get seats i'm either OF the cheering
sections the most desirable LOCATIONS. re
said that several students VINO hau op-
tanned good seats had disposed Oh IhelI
tickets to the spectators. he stateu
tbat he had n list OF the STUDENTS VINO
were guilty and that they would pay the
penalty for such offence. -
At q o'clock yesterday afternoon VIC
gates were opened for the BODY OF iSVu
undergraduates. that marched from the
campus to tho field. headed by the Uhi-
yersity Brass band. A..
For the benefit OF the spectators the
coaches and Capt. Gould put the players
through the most spectacular part oi
fheir practice. namely, the kicking, anu
a 20-minute half at this work was playeo
Roth teams lined up in the centre OF tns
field and DE Saulles OF the varsity ano
Nanderbool of the college eleven con-
tinued 90 exchange punts. -.
No fine PLAYS were tried by either SIDE
and no chances takCH that might result
An another man being added To the hospi-
faI ust The varsity men at hreakins
Through the line and getting down tn'
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
CRANSTON HIGH WON.

The Cranston High school football team
administered a crushing defeat TO the Au-
burn Grammar school eleven at the Au-
burn grounds "Wednesday. The grammar
school boys were outclassed in every re-
spect by their opponents. However. they
put up a plucky game and vigorously en-
deavored To pull down the big opponents.
who continually smashed through them
for large gains. The game was not won
too easily by the Cranstons, several OF
them receiving knocks which sffectuaily
put them out of play. Maine.Strccter,
Coyne and Tanner played a great tack
ling game for the Auburns, and Walton,
Hamilton. knight and Lawton carried
the ball well for Cranston- The lineup;
G. n. 8. \. g. ;.
Hager, +. e......................L e., Parsons
Bates, r. t...............s.s'.s..si' u, tpS"'
Carr. r. g............l. T., Wright Cooper
Williams. c..........................c Maine
Walton, Bushnell, Cation, ]. g.......'.
.......................''. T., bo"h'l
Conyers, |. t....................sr Z, Aushs
Knight, l. e.,.........r. O., John McGulBah
Wicket, q. Did. b., James McGuisah
Lawton, 4. h. b.........-...r. n. d., IahheE
Hamilton. I. h. b..........L h. o., summons
Bushnell, Walton, I. b......i. D. sueeler
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
NOTES IN GENERAL.

Henry Ford. the racing chauffeur OF
Detroit, who defeated Alexander Win
ton in a ten-mile race. consented 10 meet
Henry Fournier. the French expert, in "A
race that has been arranged for the
Long Island clubs tournament over tho
Coney Island boulevard. tomorrow IL must
prove an exciting contest for both have
machines which. they believe, make a
mile In less than 50 seconds.
In the six-day walking match at Pitts
burg, Pa, az 80 o'clock this morning.
tho end OF the fourth day the score stood:
Csvansgh, S67 miles. 1 lap: Barnes. 35s
miles. laps; Deans, SlT miles. lap; Shell
ton. 3l4 miles. 10 laps; Noremac, $50 miles,
10 laps; Hegelman, 267 miles, l6 laps:
Leeslein. 262 miles 1 lap; DAILY. 2s6 miles.
4 laps: Barclay, 234 miles, laps Kid
West rs miles, 16 laps; Miller. l5i miles.
l. laps.
The first game of basketball Of the
regular schedule which Brown will play
viii be with Boston university. This con-
test will not come until Jan. IL a prac-
tice game will probably take place with a
Pawtucket team some time next month.
The second team will also have an oc-
casional game before the regular sched-
ule. sufficient number of candidates TO
form four teams are on the floor every
b other day and working diligently 10 make
| a creditablc showing.
The attendance ~ the Jennings track,
| Washington. II. c., continues 20 improve.
! for there were more people IN the grand
stand yesterday afternoon than any day
since the meeting opened. Fur favorites
I and a second choice won purses and sent
! the crowd home I'm good humor Although
/ five ran IN the first race. Il was consid-
| cred "A two-horse affair, as Keynote and
| The Puritan outclassed the others. Key
\ note closed the favorite at to ). lie
| won the race. but n was only because
| OF the bad ride Michaels gave The Puri-
| tan ~ was expected that the stewards
would call Michaels up for An explains
ton. but this they failed 20 do at Bo-
tonia park, Cincinnati, and Douglas park.
| Louisville. all favorites were beaten and
! second choices carried off tho honors.
| Montens Joe ono or the best known
! rlobe-trotters IN America. reached town
! Yesterday on "a trip around the United
states OF $500 miles. 90 be completed on or
before Sept. >. 1872. AZ Milford. Ind
uhence he started Sept . lie was here
last I'm 1896 He started without a cent
and has worked his way East His con
tract provides that. n he rides In ann
wav HE contract is void hut II he walks
an thr distance IN tho specified time, hs
A. TO receive 5000 Tie has been In the
West tho past few years and spent sever
months with the Kiowa indians Rollins
stone. the former chief. and Lone Wolf
the presert chief. have given him 70 acrel
OF ard 50 mites from DKlshoma CITY
where he intends 20 settle. On one of biz
trips. Montana Joe went through tha
oart CT Turkey where Miss Stone is SUP
posed TO - hidden lie was pr1sons
| In Turkey Tor N dave on one 81 his trips
! and sa,-s chat the country in which Ms
/ Stpue is held captive i~ wild uud tis
rommuuir. finu D. ycr, diuirplt
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

Burdock Blood bitters gives man a
rIear head. an active brain. a strong
Vigorous body--makes him ne for the bat
Gle OF life.
croup instantly relieved. DR.. Thomas
EcIectric oil Perfectly safe. Never fails
~ any drug store.
Every family should have It's household
y1ratrirr chest and the first bottle In ~
should be ..r. Woods Norway Pine Sy-
rup. Natures remedy for coughs and
colds.
itching pileso Never mind II physicians
t1iled 20 cure you. Try Doan's Ointment.
40 failure thore. ap ceuis az any drug
store.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

NEWMAN q Hsberlc, y y. W y
Clark Seymore; r. = Skerry. i y Muz-
zuiger. w ~ Milliken, Boston; III car
penter. Lowell: " a Hawthorne. PHI; 6
r Holt ] q Tasker. Boston. 4 y Glass
man. y Y: y G Tyler. Mrs Wells Tyler,
Detroit; Jas Bealin y Y. G Rowland,
Jr, New Bedford. A p Gross, y = a L
Griffith, Newport. n Mintz, Boston; W j
Devins Hartford; Jos Ritchie. " ?
Higgins. st Johnsbury r a Ihsteher
Bosron, o Husssy. Nashua " Van
Doan, Y Y. n Gcssnan Boston. Chas
Cossman Dublin ireland " = Perry. y
" Davis, y Y. r y Masterson. Q VI Mil-
itr. uosiou. T w BelDhsr. y N ~
Nnrrhv. Boston. De- Erni tn' hNouil. y s.,
= N iH-hop Worcester. D. liolsor. E"i.
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DoRRANCF-w Cummings. Boston:
G. Berger, New York: II oliver, Bos-
ton: II Hcnernan, = Hotchner, JAS Il
Halligan, New York: Benz Wilbur, SO
Scituate. ~ Peck, New York; III B Nc
Carthy. Phil; Jas Crooke, New York
Fred w Crempien, Newark: q NJ Glea-
son, Boston, u NJ Henderson, Toronto; (;
A ] Wesley Weedsport. i g Gotsch, j
Freeman. w c Parshall. Sol Il Wood. r.
Bayman, New York: Geo Moore, New
Haven: ] George. Boston; Benj Cooke.
New York " II Goodrich. New Britain :
4 IL Iittell. New York; ~ u winters.
Connecticut. J n Fisher, Wash, ID c. j
Uallersbadt. New York; Thos Morgan, II
4 Reynolds; Philadelphia; Geo y smith,
Boston: Il g Buxton. Springfield. 6 w
Emerson. Boston: q y Mackintosh, ~ j
FINLEY Schwenk. New York; Y Y Mel
neV. boston. W r. Erwin. philadelphia .
r n Francnthal. New YORK: a S Hopkins,
Brldgeton T. Corhy, New York "A
Moore. Boston: & l. Putnam, w u Shelp,
Amsterdam. " W Potter. No Scituate
Chas a Angel. Providence: : Harris,
New York. John Annaman, Boston \ y
Moulds. New York J NJ Gallagher. Bos-
ton: I Goldberg. New York; Sol Haskell.
Bostou. John Mcpougsll Norwich; " \
Sherris Boston: VI Goldsmith, New York
w N Fuller. Hartford, Geo NJ Spitz, Bos-
tom ~ & smith New York.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
FOR OVER 50 YEARS

MRS. wINSLoW'S SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over fifty years by
miIlIons of mothers for their children
whilo teething. with perfect success. IL
soothes the child. softens the gums. al
laws all pain. cures wind colo, and is the
best remedy for Diarrohea. IL will reilevs
the poor little sufferer Immediately. Sold
by druggists in every part OF the world.
Twenty-Five cents bottle. Re sure ana
ask for Mrs. winslow's Soothing SYRUP"
and AXE no other kind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

1896 Rounds.
Won from Jiine Wood.
Won from Con Tobin.
Lost from Yank Kenney. 10
Won from Dominick Kane.
Won from Steve ODonneli. ........... 20
1897
Drew with Jim Jeffries. es.................. 20
Won from Tut Ryan. n.................-..,. 10
Won from BIZ Smith CTexas) .....,.... :
1895
Lost TO Wolff Rendorf :
Lost TO KID McCoy.......... .....-...., ~
Knocked out by Tom Shafkey ,.......... l
Knocked out Tom McCormick..........
Won from Ed Donkhorst............ y
Joe Goddard tno decision). ................ 9
Joe Choynski tno decision). ...,........... 9
1899
Won from Joe Goddard. ..............., )
Drew with Peter Maher.................. 20
Lost TO Joe Kennedy. s~..,............. -
Knocked out George Lawler........... 9
Won from Jack Steiner. Z
Won from Jack McCormi ck............. s
Knocked out Stockings Conroy. Z
Won from Jim Jeffords. ................. 5
1900.
Knocked out Jack Finnegan. ............ 4
Knocked out Yank Kenney ........,..... 6
Knocked out Tom Sharkey........ 10
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15

ton: Geo G. Sanborn, Phil: A 5 Merrill,
Y: Allen. n Y; @ o Angel, w ID
Marshall. n Y.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-11-15
jeffries and Rubin Ready for the Big
Battle Tonight football, Polo
and Bowling.

sessing. Jeffriee IL pugilstic artist"
In that no never fights two battles alike.
When he first fought Rubin he rushed
into trouble and got II. Rubin executed
"A right cross-counter that nearly placed
Jeffries at his opponents mercy. Since
then Jefries has learned 10 wait. long
and patiently. The iong-drawn contests
he has always had show this
He has the endurance 10 wait, and ne
fs likely To- wait tonight. allowing Rubin
TO tire himself out by repeated rushing.
JEFFRIEs' RECORD.
No.
1891 Rounds.
Knocked out r. Van Buskirk, San Fran
Knocked out Dick Baker. San Fran
Drew with Gus Rubin, San Francisco. 20
Drew with Joe Choynski, San Fran
1895
Won from Joe Goddard. Los Angeles. {
Won from Peter Jackson. San Fran
cisco. co..........,...-...-.....
Won from Pete Everett. San Francisco. 3
Won from Tom Sharkey. San Fran
cisco OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 2"
Won from Bob Armstrong, New York. 10
1899.
Knocked out Bob Fitzsimmons. Coney
Island ,.........s..s.....'.-'- IL
Won from Tom Sharkey. Coney Island. IS
1900
Knc ckod cut Jim Corbett, Coney Island q
RUHLIN's RECORD.
No
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-12-05
MINERS STILL IN CAMP.
yice-Pre.ident Barn.by Charged
with Unlawful Intimidation OF
Nonunion Men. =

Madisonville, KY, Dec. 2.-Christo-
pher Columbus Barnaby, vice president
of the Twenty-third district United
Nine Workers of America, was arrest
ed here Saturday morning on war;
rant charging him with confederating
and banding together with others for
the unlawful intimidation of nonunion
miners. Barnaby's bond was fixed at
$500, which he gave, Wood and other
union officials are expected and officers
will wait on the gentlemen with the
warrants for their arrest. There are
no new developments about the union
camp at Nortonville. All has been
quiet there since the reestablishment.
No complaints have been made by the
neighbors and passing public.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-12-05
Mr.. AYREs on STAND.


Washington, Dec. 2.-The room oc-
cupied by the criminal courtin which
Mrs. Lola Ida BONNIE is on trial
Saturday presented somewhat the APP
pearance of a junk shop from the fact
that number otvthe belongings of
.Ayres' room inrthe Kenmore hotel
were exhibited. These included the
Sblood-stained carpet, which covered
the floor, Ayres.. two trunks and a Sec
stion from the inner part of the wall of
the room belonging under the window,
showing blood upon plaster and wash
board. The wrapper worn by Mrs.
BONNIE on the night of the tragedy
also was shown. Lieut.. James A.
Moore, of the police force, was the
first witness. He identified this mis-
ce,laneous assortment of chattels.
James S. Ayres, father of the victim,
was called to the stand. He tod OF
coming to Washington the day after
the tragedy and interview with Mrs.
Bonnie.
In response to question from Mr.
Gould, Mr.. Ayres said that at this in.
terview Mrs. Bonine's manner was
calm, self-contained and noncommit'
tai. 81 thought" he said. ''that she
was the nerviest woman l ever saw
She manifested no emotion and eX'
pressed no sympathy"
Mr.. Gould then announced that the
prosecution had closed its case and the
court took the usual noon recess.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-12-05
A cLERGYMAN,st Dissolve

Fredericksburg, Ind, Dec. 2.0!
cording to the positive declarationOff
Rev.. E. p. Stevens, of this place. that
gentleman has found a remedy for. ~
diseases of the Kidneys and urinar3
organs. For years he suffered severe
ly with these complaints, inconti-
nence Of the urine, making life burr
den to him, but he never ceased ex-
perimenting4 in the hope that some
day he would discover a remedy.
After many failures he has at last
succeeded and is to-day perfectly
cured and a well man, and explains
that his recovery is due to the use Of
Dodd's Kidney Pills. This remedy has
been successfully applied to many
cases of Lame Back, rheumatism,
'Bright's Diseases Diabetes and other
Kidney Diseases, and there seems to
be no case of the kind that Dodd's Kid
ney Pills will not cure. This is the
only renedy that has ever cured
Bright's Disease.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-12-05
Pebble Protected.

Hon. Judge Wing Of the Federal Court
Of Cleveland haslissued q permanent injunc-
ton with costs and damages enjoining .
lawyer named Corey from the manufacture
and sale of an imitation Of Cascarets. Corey
initiated the boxes, the shape Of the tablet
and used similar sounding name. Any
dealer who will offer a substitute or say
that something "is just as good" when Cas-
carets are called for, does it for the purpose
of making q few cents extra profit, which
must always be at the expense Of the cus-
toners health. .,t.s..,es.,. s..,o..,qe.....
: Cascarets have been advertised freely in
our columns and a. the result of making
them known, Cascarets to-day have the
largest sale Of any bowel medicinesin the
world. They are always packed in metal
boxes With The long tail &C. on the cover
and each tablet stamped c. G. C. They are
never sold in bulk or from jars. Readers
are warned against limitations or substitutes
time they have been offered a substitute
Or an offer to sell something "just as good"
when Cascarets have been asked for, write
direct to- the Sterling Remedy Company,
New York or Chicago.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-12-05
HUMOROUS.
she-~Am I the only girl that You

She-~Am I the only girl that you
have ever loycd?" He-"Am the
only mar that yea have ever put ts.t
question o?"-Sommerville Journal.
He-.Do you ever let your husband
have his own money!" She-sO. yes.
I shink it does man good to let
him make fool of himself now and
then."-Smart Set.
Maud-"Svhat makes you treat
Jack SO coldly? You used to find him
so interesting" Marie-"Didn't you
know was engaged to him now?'-
Town and Country.
.Willie's Mamma-"Good gracious!
What are you and Tommy doing with
that bottle of arnica?' Willie
'Why, we're playin' we're arnikists."
Philadelphia Record.
She Won.-Tess-"I accepted Jack
Timmid last week!" Jess-"O! I'm
SO glad" Tess-"Are you, really?"
Jess-'Yes, I bet him box of gloves
that you would" Philadelphia
Press.
Nervous Tourist "Stop, driver.
stop! There's something wrong! I
am sure wheels coming Off, Driv-
err" Arrah, be aisy. then. yer honor.
Sure, it's the same ones been comm
off thin these three days back!"-
Punch.
..You do not often get better steak
than that" said the landlady, hoping
for a compliment. eyes, seldom eat
elsewhere" replied DeGrouch. to
whom it was always easier to keep
up his reputation than his board
bill.-Indianapolis News.
He-"I know I'm late, but ]
couldn't help it. You see, was de-
tanned a couple of hours by an old
friend who had just got back to town
after a long absence and had to tell
him all I knew" She (snappishly)-
81 don't see why that should have
kept you SO long."-Philadelphia
| Star. L