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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
"hEAP SMELL"
The Indian Knew What He Wanted
and Where to Get 1t.

The Indian Knew What He Wanted
and Where to Get 1t.
Some Indians from Buffalo Bills
Wild West, arrayed in bright colored
blankets and an exceptional amount
Of face paint, were taking in the sights
of the city one afternoon. They stroll
ed down Walnut street, single file, and,
headed by buck who now and then
gave grunt of satisfaction when some
thing that pleased him caught his eye,
they halted in front of drug store and
gazed al the window display for
moment Then the band filed into the
establishment and began to look
around.
The clerk thought the place was go
ing to be besieged and that he was like
~ to lose his scalp, but when the ''big
chief" who acted as spokesman, adj
dressed him with the customary Indian
greeting Of Howl the clerk regained
his composure enough to ask the Indi-
an what he wanted 3d.,
"Heap SMELL" was the reply. A'l-,.
Directed by the Indians finger to a.
showcase, the clerk produced a bar Of
soap. The brave took it ginger1y, re-
moved the wrapper, smelIed it and bit
into the toothsome looking article.
With deep grunt Of displeasure he
handed it back to the drug clerk. With
disguised look he remarked, "Heap
smell!'
The clerk began to tremble, and the
Indian pointed to perfume bottle in
the showcase. The bottle of perfume
was handed to him. The Indian held
it in both hands for moment, closely
scrutinizing' it, He slowly removed
the stopper, closely watching it as if
he expected it to explode, and took
long sniff at the bottle, gave a grunt Of
satisfaction, handed the clerk some
money and led his band Of braves out
Of the store, to the delight Of the fright
ened clerk, who had not been in the
practice of waiting on real Indians
Kansas City Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
HANCOCK.

Mr.. Stebbins left Wednesday night for a
flying trip to Hastings.
Willie Hunter has been visiting his
home for the past week.
The third in the series of club dances
was given Friday night
Emile Wigaud returned from his visit
to his home in Henderson last Wednesday.
The Ladies Aid Society will meet with
Mrs. C. C. Caswe11 next Wednesday after
noon.
f. L. Wilcox went to Chicago last week,
and expected to meet his daughter, Myr-
tie there Saturday.
The Sattee1ee Trio Friday night, was
one of the p1es SAINT events of the season.
The audience was far too small for the ex
cellence of the entertainment.
Will Grandjean came up Tuesday night
for sight of his parents before leaving
for the city, where he has been selected
to conduct the private car of J. J. Hill on
trip over the road.
Miss Name Ca11eghan eft Monday
night for Waver1y, and after few days
visit, will stop in the city for a few days
going from there for long visit with her
sister in New Richmond.
The masquerade ball given by the
Woodmen, Valentine eve, was. perfect
success, both lily and financially.
A drama is now being talked of to be pre-
sented in the near future.
Tn new piano purchased by the Eastern
Stars and Royal Neighbors arrived Tues
day and proved to be fine instrument
and a valuable addition to the 1odg room.
They are deservedly proud of the pura
chase, as another proof of the enterprise
and prosperity of the place.
One the swell events of the season was
the Ho1mstrom-Lindb1ed wedding, an
nounced last week, which took place on
Tuesday evening, at the lovely home just
completed by the groom. The ceremony
was performed by the Swedish minister,
from Benson and witnessed by a host of
friends and neighbors, who gathered to
welcome the young couple to their midst.
The Misses F1aten and Martha Moe acted
as bridesmaids, and Messrs. Bergstrom
and Mamnem as groomsmen. They will
postpone the wedding trip entering i'm
mediately upon the pleasures of the new
home.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
WOMAN.

She said: stWhat is there that would not be
For your dear sake3 What change Of mind or
heart
Would not make in any, every part,
II love but say, This he desires of theere
Fen as the white moon rules the restless sea
And draws its tides to answer her sweet will,
So does your slightest wish arouse and thrill
And make HAedience ecstasy"
Oh foolish heart of woman Even SO
They make Of man master, not mateD
And lessen love by loving; soon or late
monarch wearies Of his worship. Lo,
This only is~great love when two can be
Both proud and humble in equality
--Theodosia Pickering Garrison in New Lippin-
cott
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
/. Mothers
Friend

viii do for every woman what It did for the
Minnesota mother who writes the above Lei.
ter. Not to Use Il during pregnancy = 9
mistake to be paid for In pain and safefine
Mothers Friend equips the patient with .
strong body and clear intellect which h
torn are impaired to the child. Il felaxea
the muscles and allows them to expand. q
relieves morning sickness and nervousnesG
It puts ali the organs concerned In perfect
condition for the final hour, so that the actual
labor is short and practically painless. Dan.
ger Of rising or hard breasts is altogethes
avoided, and recovery Is merely matter a
few days.
Druggists sell Mothers Friend for 81 botGIA
The Bradfield Regulator Co., Atlanta Co
Send for our free illustrated book.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
Divorces, syrian STYLE.

Divorce in unenlightened Syria is
even more easy of accomplishment
than in enlightened America.
I Three words spoken by the husband.
will put the woman away and out Of
the hnrsn She drops whatever work
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
Con1llcrrng Oraers.

"The average photographer, said
Henpeck musingly, ''is an unreasona-
BILE creature"
whats the matter now?" asked his
friend.
"Oh, while my wife was sitting for
her picture today the fool photographer
sung out: Look pleasant, please. Be
naturalP Philadelphia Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
just the Opposite.

"W1len first met you" cried the vs.
man who had been married for n
money. you occupied a low menla
position, but now, thanks to me. yoG!
position"
...''Is hymeneal one" her husband in
terrupted. = Exchange.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
His Fervent Hope.

Mrs Sleepyize Henry, the alarm
clock Just went off.
Mr.. Sleepyize Thank goodness! |
hope the thing'll never come back.
Ohio State Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
WHY His Life was a Failure,

eyes, consider my life failure"
ooh, Henry, how sad! Why should
you say that?"
81 spent all my time making money
enough to buy food and clothes, and
the food disagrees with me, and my
clothes don't fit."-Life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
TITCAS COITNTV IS


FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo. County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS Catarrh cure.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December, a
d. 1886.
FRANK J. CHENNEY.
~ A. w. GLEASON,
! SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monials. free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
~ Sold by Druggists, 20 c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
Impending socia1 R1valries.

n ENlFNIW1u11s SVS,417- ~ = .
4, "Mars can boast much older civil.
cation than ours"
''Say, how their first families will
look down on ours when we begin to
get chummy PC Cleveland Plain Deal
-er.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
Rantiat Eia1a.

"Down in the south" remarked a
man at one of the clubs, 'there exists
more of a religious atmosphere than
there is here in the north. So most Of
the stories they tell have sectarian
flavor to them One that l heard
while in Charleston was entirely new
to me, and it appeared to be so in the
circle of gentlemen where l heard it.
1t ran this way: A dignifed old gentle
man stood on one of the city Wharfs
watching an old darby who was fish
ing. No word passed between them
until the darky landed a good sized
fish. This was unlocked, and there
was look Of disgust on the face of the
fishermen as. he threw the fish back
into the water.
why did you throw that fish back
into the water instead Of keeping him,
uncleY queried the onlooker.
He no good, massa.'
What kind Of a fish was it?
eve calls 'em Baptist fish, sab
"'And why Baptist fish, uncleg
"'Ah couldn't say fo' sure, massa, but
Alb spects it's bekase dey spiles soon as
you gets 'em outen de water? Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-23
Both Have Equal Rights.

1t is the duty Of pedestrian to, keep
upon the sidewalk save when it is nee
essary to cross the roadway, and then
to cross at an opportune moment and
with reasonable expedition. 1t is, new
ertheless, equally the duty of those in
charge of vehicles, however propelled,
to restrain them within reasonable
speed, to keep them under constant
control and steerage way and to exer-
else all possible diligence in avoiding
collisions. They are as much bound to
look out for pedestrians at the cross
walks as pedestrians are to look out for
them. They are as much bound to
slacken their speed to avoid collision
as the pedestrian is to quicken his. 1t
is in fact far easier for the men on the
vehicles to keep their eyes on the pc
destrians and avoid running them
down than it is for the pedestrians to
keep theirs on the multitude of vehi-
cles which may be converging upon
them from different directions. Simply
ringing the gong is not enough. "Caveat
pedes" is not the only rule Of the road.
New York Tribune.
The evening world., 1901-03-21
ARCHBISHOP LEWIS ILL.
t"n.ii,i"n ~rri"u.. but Physicians
SIN UnN- Hope.

Tho Nrrhhisiup % ontario. ,hc Rev
Trny.rs l.rwls. whr wis brousa, aet.
from canada SON" line ng" Tor treat
mru, l,- u . s.risus es"ii'ipn IN his
apartments ~ The f,;nplr" Hotel.
Ills phyEiciaHs t".d an Evening Worid
reporter today chat t1r intl'mcncy -:
the Nttrhcr lad depressed IN. clergy
man. ant lis condition MS rot at all
favorable to-day THey ,ti. however.
they hai hops Tor his recovery The
Nrthpt-hpp il the oldest clergyman IN
Canada
The evening world., 1901-03-21
Jacob L. Greatsinger,
Head Of Brooklyn
Rapid Transit, Stud
led Railroads and
Men and Never For
got What Helearned.

From, acknowledgements ci,L.ht,
." ~ '"e '''s"'''s =
one OF the greatest railroad compnn',-,
in the country.
w.. 4, ~. :.
UnSe'. inc ne"'s-''c''"n PRESIDENT Of
tie Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company
who went to BrookIyn to-day AMI FOR.
,,.u,. ,,L o. =. 49,
Hines and property ~ successor 'oGlin'
Won - n"ssi''''
The selection OF NJ 'r"aisinser has .
two-fo'd object. u" has been s'lcH'"l
20 placa'e IN. public and 10 rlacR'e til"
employees OF tho company His advent
MARKS the beginning "t new polirE on
e par. OF 'he nf'"n'Sh haP'' lr'h'i'
no'e o'""er''' l'"rs"h cannot ~
aS'neu 'nan III" UNKNOWN man Wh'
mas su"'eh'y come ""' OF Inc "'H, =
oeeome one o, 'hc most important 'as'
so'S IN Ne" i"rh r'ir''H me
Know. RniIr"nd> nnd Men.
n. =. ,i,nos, n, .,r,,o {, hts
aern n. who, no c,c,t.l 4, rn-I,,,rs
store mr. fired nm engine q, ~, E,t,
RAILROAD
Hs understand, ,.,-,,,yo an .,p.
read me, yIo +. an, =, ,h.,
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a, ,.,I,o,d M. a,L 800
invs omr,,Io,. n.,, n..,,,Ii"g ~
The evening world., 1901-03-21

lie tina, viii no, wa"n h- may take IT
send - cents To- WuuunnIk"r FOR Pam
Leicester Ford Great Is and A. Train
R"bh-rN, when Ia" Viii shan have him
rly unless h" s-ntS 81 " This Is IN.
appointed time This Is IN" raul l.ciccs-
tor Ford Hcck -
The evening world., 1901-03-21

! nm, After considering Tho matter care
'H'iy he decided ~ De ONE 4 railroad
man
II, nrenp. pli np ne cuu yard.
IAiN wIa done ~ a ~ rlhgr but youu.
Gf"atainEcr paid back inc ts,,S, t,"r
r"woi from Hi, nts.a
Ih'n D. secured - place - n,.mtn nu
IL" .rir Railroad ii" ~. a. tl,iic ~
a witfE "1siu" ~ .Npsrruar On iii.
"id engine ~ Ad. pNu trI made MN
eompr;,nt t, ram II
Proud :" .rn>r the lhr",,,..
Air ",s"tsin-,r's necllr ~ wltu pr,la
to-day as h" -I.rkc u his nr,t expert.
cnct 81 N. Old coil-h,ulinS c"giila
IN" pn'uU"st muncn, II nv ne Ne
san. was the '!iy ! handled III. thrutf!"
on tina, d.! Eric cugige ~ TO ..as
thc nInprr, AMI oven 10 nj. day !
,hpusht wHr ~ good as that one.
- worked had and hry" becu
through railroad M" from \ "a z. I
Sn"w every branch - Il ,hoTushy.
hii 'u''" l. ia" mechanical ~rl huf /
know All ~ rLilf tliu. scryrj To-
every position bn tho i.lwlrl cortland
mud Northern Railroad. frm nr"man
su.. tcinE NTH .n, ,upany f1r
fourteen y"Hr- Mr. ,.reltaire'r resigned
a. Ecf.r,I ntuAgcr iu ord"r tD get back
IN IRE mrrhaU!cu department
Won KHAN Horace Greeley SAID 'l'1
M'st, young man We'll, did not gul
~hnI snn,"d tn the t:1s, / COM
AI"Ays get m1at | iti not Want ana
SOM ,sll . i.t s"' VIVA ~ MINT 50 I
wanted
n. ma n. ny i > ~, ,,, 4 r i%5,a
Wh"FW tho rliy Vs. l.. gpft a., InuG!Iugp. ?
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
THE CHINESE INDEMNITY.

o wfnbe
because
ffooda
all is able
in
believed
condition
Mongolan mpc
Christians should possible
understand
ac
well theiowly wc rs the poor
heavy Indemnity
Chinese tfor those who gnornty
well those e ragos
their
be b
OF Chstendon the
public
ow "a tsurest arvaton
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
BARRY.

One or the noblest animals buried on
the Isle des Ravageurs Uhe Paris burial
place for dogs) Is Barry, the Newfound-
land of the snowy ST. Bernard Pass In
Switzerland His monument, as you will
see, represents him as saving the life OF
a little child. says the Evangelist. In
fact, he saved forty travellers who had
lost their way in the snow during heavy
storms. lie was killed By the forty
first.
II a storm began TO brew or snow
clouds to form nothing could keep Bar
ry in the convent. and Zone saw him rest
less. baying and barking and running
from place TO place where the greatest
danger from the storm or snowdrlfts
threatened travellers. His great devo-
tion during twelve years that he was at
the convent was well known. one day
In a grotto OF ice and snow. he found 4
lost child half frozen and nearly dead.
He set himself TO lick her TO lie beside
her and on her until he had warmed and
walked her TO life. and then taking her
upon his back. with her arms around his
neck. he brought her quickly and in
safety to the convent where she fully re-
covered.
One night. in the midst OF whirlng
snow storm, "A traveller was startled by
a huge black dog, running toward him at
full speed. Believing the dog was about
to attack him he raised his iron
pointed alpenstlok and struck the animal
a terrible blow upon the head. 1t was
Barry. the hero of forty rescues.
The poor beast sank at his feet whin-
ing. his life blood crimsoning the snow.
The iron spike had pierced his skull
and penetrated the brain. In spite OF the
most gentle care and skill he died. and
there being no cemetery then his body
was preserved in the museum at Berne.
To-day his monument is one Of the most
beautiful in the dog cemetery and il
worth the chisel of the great sculptor
whose loving touch commentaries one
of his noblest deeds.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
OOD FASHIONS IN JEWELS

BY new process brooches OF flowers
are wrought from tinted gold without
the use OF enamel These appear In clus-
ters in fuchslas. cyclamen. hyacinths and
violets. Occasionally pearls and dla-
monds add 10 the effect
Strings OF pisk coral 4as watch ard
iorgnette chains are fashionable. In ths
language of precious stones coral is sup
pose dto guard against danger and evil.
Lorgnette chains consisting or dainty
blossoms enamel. with precious stone
centres arc among the papular new Gre
atiOns
Everything in old ornaments Is available
for the present fashions; even the baby
chains have reappeared. These are used
close about the neck, with amuletes sus-
pended. Bracelets OF the link variety are
again in favor.
Among the curious articles OF jewelry
brought from the Orient are Jade orna-
ments. One piece seen recently was a
talisman. and bore on one side a prayer
worked in red enamel and gold. while on
the other appeared the feet of Buddha.
Necklaces are made from the pretty ORR
entail anklcts and belt clasps: hatpins
and other ornaments from nose and ear
picces.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
FRENCH CONTEMPT FOR ENGLISH.

II was my good fortune 10 have an op-
with a young and distinguished CFrench)
officer, and | was much struck by the
quiet contempt with which he spoke
OF the recent achievements OF
the British arms, and by the eminent
opinions which he quoted as his author-
ties, says the Nineteenth Century. Your
navy is strong. but your army-you have
no army" he would say. and then hasten
back 10 praises of the fleet 10 cover tho
unguarded utterance. His opinion OF tho
course OF any future war between Eng
land and France was not without inter-
est. jhey would draw away the fleet
from the channel, and N they could keep
the sea clear for forty-eighty hours 10o,-
600 men might land in England The war
would then he over. The EngHsh I
know the English" he would say. I'VE
should kill few, we should march on
London and kill a few more, and when
they saw that the others would stop
fighting and pay. We know the English.
Look at their surrenders In Africa. Ii Is
all arranged But hope there will never
he a war. IL would he pity. l like the
English very well myself. oh. yes IL
would be a flying column, but what OF
that? There would be very little danger.
and we should make our ammunition at
Woolwich. And then you have no army"
This appears to he the general opinion.
and an utter want OF comprehension OF
the difficulties OF the South African cam
paign has completely shattered our mill
tary prestige.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
A NEW LINCOLN STORY.

When Abraham Lincoln was IN Spring
field, H.. he met a little boy who was in
troduced TO him. and who was allowed
the honor OF shaking the great mans
hand. SAYS thc Literary Collector. ON
the Presidents departure. the boy boast
cd OF the Incident among his schoolfel-
lows. who refused 20 believe him and
made his life miserable by their jecrs.
Young American was not daunted. how
ever. by the skeptics' persecution. but
sat down and wrote "a letter TO Lincoln
telling him of his trouble. In little
while he received the following letter:
Executive Mansion. March ~. 1891.
Whom IL May Concern:
did sec and talk with Master George
Evans patton last May az Springfield, Ill
inois. Respectfully. A. lincoln,
This efectually slenced the unbelievers
and from a derlded and scorned object
Young George Evans Patten became the
envy OF the others boys. IL IL astonishing
that Lincoln. at this anxious time. with
the multiplicity Of things demanding hts
attention. should have found time Go heed
the request OF mere schoolboy on "A mat
ter which was Of absolutely no impOr-
tance except to the boy himself. IL is
characteristic of the man that could and
would md time 90 remedy on injustice
whenever brought 20 his notice. however
humble The subject Of IL might bs-ss~..,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
GREAT BRITAIN AND THE BoERs.

Fifteen when the Bo government sent the umaum
resulted in the South African the opinion of
that though the struggle would be fierce would be
Britan would crush the burgher warriors
this optimistic view and jaunty
he would after his foy thousand
troops submission foes who had the
pudence aggression greed the
still progress Gen. Butler instead Of eating that
ordinary camp probably supreme grateful at he
prisoner hands the whom the beginning of
campaign he o entertain only contempt
those thousand troops with which proposed
and subdu the South African republics having
by than still unable
ghers battling principle though
Roberts, Chief
conqueor the Beers still in the field reduced
true but still active aggressive and apparently determined
nue the fight until is left They fighting
battles capturing British soldiers and seldom meeting with
a reverse
They have invaded Colony
that troops repe
has been made Indeed their persistence fight
their struggle Great Britain will
munitions longer
accomplish her avowed purpose of complete subugaion.
Why then that purpose interest
humanity struggle costly treasure by
Offering terms which the Beers without sacrifice
powerful nation that power ultimately
afford to be magnanmous Great Britain will gain pre-
tge TIE the civilized by conceding valiant foe
reasonable peace hope by pursuing
the bulldog policy of exierminator.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-01-11
HERE ANO THERE.

Frank Leverett. OF the United States
Geological survey, has been In the neigh
borhood of Ann Arbor. Mich. for about
six months making a study OF surface
geography foi the government, lie finds
that the site OF Ypsilsnti was at one time
the bottom of a lake. which was connect
ed with Lakes Huron and Erie.
Police Magistrate Peter ]. Carolus, OF
st. Louis, suggests new way OF solving
the tramp problem. lie says that all
Migrants should he sent TO some lonely
island I'm the Pacific. where they should
bo subject to strict military discipline
for six months and then sent 10 the
Philippine Islands to chase Aguinado.
Captain Dreyfus has been in Paris
for the last few weeks, but he goes out
very little and sees no one. Nine. Drey-
fus has remained in Geneva. where the
family has now definitely settled for
the education of the two children who,
for obvious reasons, could not he brought
up In a French public school Captain
Dreyfus will probably stay there some
time.
A Roumanlan has discovered a process
by which photographs can be perma-
nently printed on, the skin. and II is
becoming quite fashionable craze TO
have tiny portraits printed on the wrist
or arm. The process Is not In the least
injurious, and. unlike tattoong. Is not
painful. The little pictures are as clear
AZ those seen In photographers windows
The operation takes about three hours
20 complete.
Prof Frederick Starr, Of the University
OF Chicago, started recently on "a six
months trip among some OF tho unknown
tribes OF Mexico The Lancandoes. one
of the tribes he expects TO visit, are
one Of the least known peoples I'm the
Western Hemisphere Prof. Starr will
have the aid OF three assistants. a pho
tographer, plaster worker and "A guide.
Much of the travelling will he through
dense forests, and 500 miles OF horseback
riding will be necessary
A Los Angeles dispatch to- tho Chicago
Tribune says: Ezra NJ Hamilton. vct-
eran Of the civil war. will receive si00 100
for his Ida gold mine. which ho dis
covered I'm the Antelope Valley last
March. For half a century Hamilton has
been or and on n miner hunting for for
tune. and he says: Three days more of
unsuccessful search would have finished
me. I was worn out physically. nnan-
cially and mentally" lie will be S.
| years old In February, and Is "a native
OF Minnesota