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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
A FEW JOKES.
Hard to PIense

Philadelphia Record.
First Watter-That man over at the
corner table is an awful kicker.
Second Wafter-Yes; he complained the
other Gay because there were no pearls
in his oysters.
First Waiter-And now he wants to
know what we mean by removing the
diamonds from his diamond backed ter
rapin.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
Choice of Letters.

Baltimore American
I think L shall adopt letters as a pro-
fessfon," observed the Party with the
Bullying Brow.
-Typewriting or sign painting?" in
quired the Sardonic Person.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
STATE PRESS COMMENT.
Has Earned a Plum.

Lamberton Star.
While distributing the plums it is safe
to say that Gov. Van SAINT will not over
look j. S. Vandiver. who did such effec-
tive work as manager of the Republican
press bureau during the recent campaign.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
We Did, Ehg

Lyon County Reporter.
Germany celebrated New Years day u
year ago, as the emperor said that was
the time to celebrate Russia will cele-
brate one week from tomorrow, as their
calendar is that far behind the times.
The rest of us swore off on the first just
before the moon went down.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
By Why of Pre1ude.

Philadelphia Press.
Towne-Cel Bragg was telling you
something That he was proud of last
night, wasn't he?
BroWne-Oh! did you hear him?
Towne-I1e had just started as [ passed
by, and 1 overheard him say: 9.WelI.
sir, I'm ashamed to say"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
Rather Loud.

Detroit Free Press
Mother-What type is the young man
that our daughter says you met in New
York when you went to bring her home?
bather-Well, to judge from his clothes.
1 should say he was poster type.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
One Thing lacking.


ITS quite an idea-having photographs
taken for the weekly papers of all these
nice desserts"
Yes. All that remains now is to pho
tograph the pains that go with them"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
A Definition.

PUCK.
seldum Fedd-say, soiled. how do you
define 'faith?"
Soiled Spoener-Aw! OATS what
enables kind old ladies to t'ink dey are
dom good when dey feed us.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
MUST Carry Paper Mone,

Hinckley Enterprise.
A stringency in the money market is
reported from the Philippines Well the
coin Of the realm isn't wearing holes in
any ones pocket in this portion of the
moral vineyard, either
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

without Consulting the Committee.
New York World.
Lord Roberts must feel like man who
returned pfematurely.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
Resting Between Rum,

Baltimore American.
Aguinaldo has died again, and will, pos
sibly, stay dead till 1t is time for another
run.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
FURTHER PROOF IS READY.

The Globe invites any one and every
one interested to, at any time, make
full scrutiny of its circulation lists and
records and to visit its press and mail
ing departments to check and keep tab
on the number of papers printed and the
disposition made of the same.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
A Bad Make-Up.

Atlanta Constitution.
Former Gov Pingree's record is
made up of reform talk and Republican
performance.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
THE PARAGRAPHERs.
WOMB Ace as press Agent.

won't Act as Press Agent.
Washington Star.
General Miles seems disinclined to lend
much personal encouragement to any
projects which Gen. Alger may form for
emerging from private life
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
baseball Umpires Escaped.

Cleveland Leader.
Pingree's farewell message attacks the
legislature, the courts and the press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
WANTS Longer Rests.

Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Hera1d.
Mark Hanna also thinks he should not
be asked to swing the country by the tail
oftener than once every six years.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
VIII De CIenr 10 Him.

Kansas City Times.
Mr.. Bryan will now understand the joy
of sitting down in the pit among the
newspaper photographers and cracking
jokes on the orchestra.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
a Litt.e Roo ancient.

Baltimore World.
Mr. Harmsworth's idea of an up-to-
date newspaper Is a little too ancient for
America.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Lewiston Maine Journal
What pity Mr.. Bryan and Mr.. Cleve-
land could not have made their duck
shooting expeditions in company.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
No Use for Arnica.

Washington Post.
Mr.. Hanna firmly declines to feel that
he has been politically mangled by the
laying aside of the shipping bill.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Mrs. Henry F. Won Wedelstaedt enter
tanned informally at luncheon yesterday
afternoon at her home on Holly avenue
apolis women.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Miss Foster, of Los Angeles, Cal, will
be the guest of honor at dinner to be
given Friday evening by Mrs. julie NJ
Hannaford at her home on Portland
avenue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

The marriage of Frances Elizabeth de
Lancey, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. P.
w. de Lancey, of Minneapolis, and
Emory Chace Brace will take place this
month
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
GLOBES TELEPHONE CALLS.

THE NORTHWESTERN.
Business Office 1868 MINI
Editorial Rooms 7S Main
Composing Room 1924 Main
MISSISSIPPI VALLEY.
Business Office 1OS9
Editorial Rooms =. -. IS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

A poverty luncheon will be given to-
morrow at the home of Mrs. Eli s.
Warner, on Laurel avenue. The women
of the Woodland Park Baptist church
will be the hostesses.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Mrs. Thomas Cochran will give a recep-
ton tomorrow afternoon at her home on
Western avenue. Rev. Henry Dixon
Jones will give a reading.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
GLOBES CIRCULATION
FOR DECEMBER.

YIN OEAEU1DENs
Ernest P. Hopwood, superintendent of
circulation Of the St. Paul Globe, being
duly sworn, deposes and says that the
actual circulation of the ST. Paul Globe
for the month Of December, 1900, was
as follows:
Total for the month :. 533,25O
Average per day 80. 17.2O1
ERNEST P. HOLLYWOOD.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 3lst day of December, 1900.
HIP. PORTER,
Notary Public, Ramsey Co., MINI,
) [NotarialSea.]
Thomas You'd, being duly sworn, de-
poses and says; am an employee ex-
clusiyely Of the ST. Paul Dispatch in the
Z capacity Of foreman of press room. The
press work of the St. Paul Globe is
I regularly done by said ST. Paul Dis
{ patch under contract. The total num-
) Der of copies ordered printed by said
( Globe from the 1st until the 9Th Of De-
: cember, 1900, inclusive, was 1856, $50;
! and every day a slightly larger number
: than ordered was actually printed and
delivered TO the mailing department of
s said Globe. THOS. YOU'D.
! Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 31st day Of December, 1900.
H. P. PORTER,
Notary Public, Ramsey Co., MINI.
lNotsral Seal.l
John L. Brewer, being duly sworn,
I deposes and says: am an employee ex-
clusiVely of the St. Paul Dispatch in the
J capacity Of assistant foreman of press
I room. The press work of the St. Paul
5 Globe is regularly done by said ST. Paul
Dispatch under contract. The total
number Of copies ordered printed by said
Globe from the 10th to the 3lst of De-
cember, 1900, inclusive, was 377, 100:
and every day slightly larger number
than ordered was actually printed and
delivered to the mailing department of
said Globe. JOHN L. BREWER.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 3lst day of December, 1900.
H. P. PORTER,
Notary Public, Ramsey Co., MINI.
Notarial Seal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09
Total for the month :. 533, $50
Average per day -. 1921

ERNEST P. HOLLYWOOD.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this 3lst day Of December, 1900.
H. P. PORTER,
Notary Public, Ramsey Co.. MINI,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

The Ladies' Society of the Peoples
church held its annual meeting yesterday
afternoon in the church parlors The
following officers were elected: Presi-
dent, Mrs. John A Swenson; vice prezi-
dents, Mrs. C. G. Titcomb, Mrs. Samuel
o. Smith and Mrs. Brandt; secretary,
Mrs. S. o. Arnold; treasurer, Mrs. Henry
Nicols.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Miss Elsie Williams entertained infor-
mally last evening at her home on Vir-
ginia avenue, in celebration of her broth
er Alberts birthday anniversary.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

The Assembly will give its second
cotillion of the season Tuesday, Jan %,
at Elks' hall.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

The new East river bridge, New York
and Brooklyn, $50 feet between piers, will
be the longest suspension bridge in the
world. it1
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

In Berlin the law requires merchants
to close their stores on or before g
o'clock p. 11., except on the kaisers birth
day and week preceding general holi-
days.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Ernest P. Hopwood, superintendent of
circulation of the ST. Paul Globe, being
duly sworn, deposes and says that the
actual circulation of the St. Paul Globe
for the month Of December, 1900, was
as follows:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Berlin claims to have the widest street
of any city in the world It is 215 feet
wide and known as Inter den Linden.
The Ringstrasse, in Vienna, is 1873 feet
wide, the Paris Grand boulevarde 122 feet,
and the Andrassy strasse at Budapest 155
feet wide
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

The Woman's Missionary society, of
the House OF Hope church, held an all
day meeting yesterday in the church
parlors. About -seventy-five women were
present. Letters were read from mis-
scenarios to whom mite boxes had been
sent The noon luncheon was in charge
of Mrs. Archibald McI.aren, Mrs. James
u. Paxton, Mrs. McKibbon and Mrs.
Boardman
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Knute knew how knice it would be to
have the long term fixed first
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-09

Hollands young queen is to be married
Jan. II to the Duke Henry of Meeklen-
burg Schwerfn. Her hand was sought by
a large number of titled personages, but
she took a notion to Henry and proposed
and was accepted.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06

f.. ay-,N. \" ct "A .H
The new constitution of Alabama
provides for a meeting Of the legislSa-,
lure once III four years only and the e
duration is limited to fifty days. This
Is the opposite extreme from annual
unlimited sessions Of some states and
It is q question to be. determined BY
experience whether it is an improve
ment Another feature that will at
tract general attention is the qualih-
cations for the elective franchise. II
Is noticed that the new constitution
while calculated to discriminate some.
what against the co1ored people. is not
extreme in It's provisions as the modern
constitutions in some Of the other
southern states. All applicants fol
the 7voting privilege will have the same
conditions to fulfill AFTER january 1
1908 Whites and blacks must be able
to read and write the English language
and must have a small property quail.
feationo on show that they are common.
" engaged III some lawful occupation
E5I 49, 3HaI.EtE4 49, -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
PRAIRIE
AN AUTUMN REVERE.

-ASAA0s+G&[|r4
Autumn, the artist, enters, il at tie
door Of September
Fields and the forests her studio; with
the hand ofthe master.
Mikes her coIors and touches with gold
the green DC the landscape. 5
Down from the whispering trees the
gilded leaves rustic and futter
Russet and yellow and gold, lying like
half-inished sketches,
Scattered about BY the wind. Lies
sere and yellow the stubble,
Yellow and russell and red, as were the
stripped fields the palette
Whereon she mixes her coIors. Down
the long hedgeroWs and copses.
Graceful she glides in the twilight and
Il the night with the shadows
Plies all her brushes, unthinking, Id
spired, as the soul D the genius
Glowing from unseen flame, gIiisstenss
and CLEANS and iIurnines,
Darker souls with its light. *
Autumn the artist enters,
Fields ana the forests her studio.
with the hand 81 The master
Mixing her co1ors; and leaves from tie
whispering tree tops that autter
Lie III the fields and scattered aboiit
z ltke haIf-fnished sketches
FOLEY.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
Anasna1 InteIItkence.

"a q circus III Paris lion was given
some meat shut up III q box with d LID
10 it,sand the spectators watched tofsee
whether the lion wonId open the lid 81
crack the box. He did the Former,
much % the gratifeation 81 the com.
pany. 4
IN the London Zoo 81 large African
elephart restores to his would he enter
timers all the biscuits. whole d
broken, which strike tie bars and fail
alike outsof his reachsand theirs in tie
space between the barrier and his cage
He points his trunk straight ut the
biscuits and blows them hard along
the door To the feetAof the persons VINO
have thrown them hi clearly knows
what he b doing, because II the bis.
ctlit does not travel wen be gives II i
harder blow.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06

When Mrs. McKinley-accompany-
ing the president through the exhibits
at the Pan-American exposition
stopped to express her surprise at the
size Of 4 head Of cabbage in the North
Dakota exhibit. Manager Cuishling-the
kilograms advise represented her
with d beautiful bouquet o roses and
lilies and assured the distinguished
lady that the cabbages were not hs't.
SO large as the hearts OF North Dakota
Speople-which clever rejoinder tends
to appease our wrath at the slight oi
the capital city and the Missouri slope
country In that otherwise attractive
souvenir NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of North
Dakota Gushing Is equal to emerg-
encfes-sonastinnsess &
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
HusTLING D BUSINESS.
More or Less. 81 II Done ii new Yrorii,

More or Less OF 1t Done In Rev York
Lnwyers' OHces.
Get q move On! That's the great
modern motto, said q New. York law
yer who has been practicing iii the
local courts FOR the last IS years.
WHEN WAS admitted to the barr,
he went %, there wis i great Idea oof
the dignity OF the profession. a law
yer WOiild about as soon have plaarraded
Broadway carrying d i sandwich sign
calling attention to his legal ability as
he would have thought OF hustling III
any other way for business. The thing
to DO was to rent an ONCE and Sit ii #
until somebody came and dug ys you out
of the dust and spider webs ana asked
you to take u case.
ssThe march OF progress has changed
all that Every law firm III this city
hustles For business. I don't mean
that the big men of the firm chase
around after clients. or course they
don't. But the firm does d lot OF
ghreWd planning ahead. It schemes In
d particular fashion Of its own to widen
Its sphere OF usefulness-to itself.
|EsSgg4@
late years one OF. the expedients
adopted has been the taking Into the
firm Of young college graduates who
can give g reasonable guarantee that
they will bring business. College men
know Of this custom, and many of
them shape their life at the university
accordingly. They are after friends.
They want 70 be popular. They want
to be able to Swing as much Of the
future legal business of their fellow:
graduates as, they can.
sAschap who can bring business of
that sort II taken III q good salary
even when he is the veriest tyro at
law. He's expected, 81 course, Ii do
what real work he can and to study
hard. But the salary is for the pull he.
can exert over his felloWs.'sNew York
Sun. \ s245
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
By N. II. JEWELL.
THE DAILY

Published! every afternoon. except Sum
day, 1T bismarck. North Dakota. Is deliy-
ereii sliy5 ca carrier to all parts OF the city ut
50 cents per month, or SO per year. The
at,iiy sent to any address In the United
States and Canada, postage prepaid. W
per year; IS for six months: $l:oo for
three months. 49,
Published every Friday: eight pages
containing a summary of the news of The
weekAiocal aud foreign-particular atten.
ton being paid to&state news. 3. Sent
one year: so cents for six months; 20 cents
for three months.
Bismarck Tribune Is the oldes'
newspaper In the state--established June
II, 1873. 1t, has: a wide circulation IL
a desirable advertising medium, Being
published ut, the capital OF the state \
makes Al feature OF state news. Of a semi
offfcinl character, and Is. therefore particu'
larly interesting to: all who desire to keeI
the run OF state ~affairs-pollticaL. socla
a ind business. l%' ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
STATE News.

Dr: Reilly.of Milton is reported miss
ing. 81 8
The new mayor of Devils Lakes.
Il. Winenian-is asbrother OF StatessAt-
torney 8Wineman Of Grand Forks
county. g# S &
The Sanborn Enterprise kicks BE
cause Valley City people hold inuuests
without consulting the coroner, who
lives at sanborn.
Rugby is one Of the most progress
sive cities in the northern part Of the
state and has recently been made a
presidential postofice.
The Harvey town officials failed I'd
have a certified plat Of the place and
the requisite number OF directors as
specified bylaw and the recent election
to incorporate was knocked out. The
majority to- incorporate was only four
Three persons were drowned III Fish
Lake in the Turtle mountains. Harry
Sims, Marie Cook and Ruth Sainer,al
of Willow Sity, we're thrown into the
water by a capsizing boat and were
drowned before help could reach them.
Sims was the sol Of the roadmaster at
Willow City. : @ IA
Thomas Grace has been station agent
for the Great Northern at Grafton nine.
teen years and the citizens like him,
A rumor that. Jim Hill had concluded
he'd been there too, long has created a
sensation In Grafton and the business
mems club and citizens generally have
petitioned to have the agent retained
"a peculiar accident. happened al
Reynolds. "a little girl named Syyeer-
son jumped into a wagon box full 81
wheat just as the end board was drawn
and was shot down into an elevator pid
with 90 bushels of wheat. A hole wass
chopped into the bottom of the pit, and
the little girl was unconscious, but re,
covered all right,
One Valley City pastor. announced
that he didn't propose to roast the boys
who went chicken hunting on Sunday
as long as there 9 other and NOR
important moral defects iii the com
munfty which required correction. All
result he has been presented witt
enough chickens and other game Il
last him for some time to come.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06

cause even old farmers to open8their
eyes with establishment, For instance,
there are cabhages, picked at random
.cn Dakota farms, which weigh four
teen pounds, the biggest that are5to be
seen ait the fair. The potatoes, brought
into the market ut Bismarck BY q
" woman, exceed in size and quality any
others shown. The handsome booth
is worth ii itself a special "trip TO the
fair. It was arranged by and is under
tho direction of Mr.. E. N.Wolecer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06

The Wild West" feature being one
81 b eprineipa1 attractions at the State
fair lit Mandan, Superintendent Green
writes that arrangements have been
perfected that will make this feature
Of more than ordinary interest this
year and those who miss it will miss
q great show. The fair management
IS entirely satisfied with the program
. fevents as finally determined upon
and unhesftatingly declare that all who
attend Will get the full worth OF their
money. f5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-09-06
HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
;It is Bahreirn, ON the SOUTHWESTERN
Coast sf n Persia.
The hottest region on tthe earth''s Jul
face is on the southwestern coast of
5Persia, on the borderof the Persian
gulf. Forss4O consecutive days nssthe.
months OF July and August the snei.-
curry has been known to stand above
100 degrees ID the shade night ana day
and to run up as high as $50 degrees
iii the middle OF the afternoon #Ss
At Bahrein, iii the center OF thes#Inost
tocrrid belt, as though II were natures
intention to makeSthey place as usaloearr-
able as possible, water from wells is
something unknown. Great shafts have
been sunk to al depth off loo; 900. 800
and even 800 feet, but always with the
Esame result-no water. This serious
drawback Notwithstanding tn conlpara-
lively numerous population contriyes
to live there, thanks to copious springs
which burst forth from the bottom Of
the gulf more than d mile from the
shore. $..
The water from these springs Isl Oh.
aimed In 8 most curious and novel
a1anner. .ssMachadores" divers. whose
sole occupation is that OF furnishing
the people, Of Bahrein with the life civ
Ing fiid, repair to that portion VI the
gulf where the springs are situatedsand
bring away with them hundreds Of
bags full ,of the water each day. The
water 81 the gulf where the springs
burst forth is nearly 200 feet deep, but
these machadores manage to fill their
goatskin sacks BY diving to the bottom
and holding the mouths Of the bags
over the fountain jets--this. too, with
out allowing the salt water Of the gulf
to mix With 81 .#
The source OF these submarine fooun-
talns is thought to be Ii the hills 81
EOsmonld 400 and. 500 miles away. BE
ing situated at the bottom Of the gulf;
it is q mystery how they were ever
discovered, but the fact remains that
fthey heve been known since the dawn
OF history.