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The Washington times., 1901-09-22
Sure Proof.
(From the Youths Companion }

When France and Germany were at war an
Ensiishman was arrested by the French and
accused of being German spy. letter
dated Berlin and signed by his mother. was
found upon him He tried by drum-hesd
court martial and condemned to be shot.
On the way to the place OF execution he said
that he had Left something behind, and in
sisted going back for it.
'You can't go back" was the reply. you
are about to be shot" -
81 can't help that said be. Il have left
something. and must get It."
''what have you lcft?" s-a4
my umbrella" "a. ~
That settled it. He was released 80 one
but an Englishman. said his captors could Be
such n thorough-going imbecile ss that.
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
4 New Terror.
From the C-b;caro Tr;bun

(from the Chicago Tribunc)
Glow did that inter-college baseball game
come out this afternoonyp
1t wasn't game 1t was a slaughter. The
other fellows beat us 30 90 o."
Great Scotti What was the reason of that?"
They rung in that new Australian student
on US in the pitchers, box. He used TO be a
boomerang thrower"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
A Valuable AcauisItion.
fFrom the BROOKLYN EarleA

Gotham tquizzically)-I don't suppose you have
any mosquitoes in Jersey that you have
gotten after them with crude oil.
Jerseyite tpromptly)-Thats right Mosquitoes
arc so blame scarce now that we are preserving
the body of one we found last week to be sent
to New York and placed in the Museum OF Nat
ural History along with Jumbo!
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
A Suggestion.

They had ltSt seated themselves in shady nook
by the roadside, alter cut across country, and \
conflict with multiple farm barriers on the way.
After pause he glanced at the telegraph wires
overhead and reinarked:'
Il have no doubt that it will not be many
years before the po-feetion of wireless telegraph,
VIII do Away with all those unsishty burs on
our rural landscapes
i hope so,' she;repIi,d. Then, with rueful
glance at her tattercd skirt she added: 'And
further hope, that the same genius will 20 on
making progress in 1hat, line until are blessed
with an of wireless fences"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
The ReaaOH.

From the Chicago rribune.)
Passenger-What's the use of your keeuinp +.
thermometer in here?
Elevator Boy-So's can tell everybody 1t never
gets higher n the sixteenth floor See?
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
A Small Premium.
(From Puck.)

(From Puck.)
Casey-costigan got his life insured for tin
cints.
Conroy-iow wus that?
Casey-Hc borrowed tin cints ay tn foreman
and the foreman won't put him an dangerous
job as long as he owes tin cents
The Washington times., 1901-09-22

Nrom the Fieigende Battery
Il did not know that you knew my wife"
'Ob. yes; very WE'LL
where did you meet?''
Never before; but one of my servants lived
ut your home two months"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
No Reply

(From the Chicago Journal.)
Wilie taged fve)--Papa didn't you tell me
that If took care of my pennies my dollar
would take of themselves?
Papa-Ics my son.
Wilie-Then why didn't your dollars take
of themselves the other day when you lost your
pocaetbook.
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
Recrea ant.
From the Chicago Tribune

(From the Chicago Tribune.)
81 trust. Bradder Eph'm," said the pastor,
you is still walkin' in de straight an narrer
pathY'
Use sorry to say. pahsun.'' replied Uncle
Ephm, deeply penitent, Use back slode a good
deal lately"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
Natural.

Qrom the Philadelphia Press.)
''Whew! painted the hare 81 never expected
to get away from those dogs. l tell you I'm
lucky"
''Of course you are" replied the fox, "and it's
all due TO those rabbits feet you carry around
with YOU
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
The Connecting Link.
(From the Boston Tr,nsc

Fogg says the telephone girl is always associ-
a.ed IN MS rnind with the snthropoid ape. She Is
| the connecting link, you know
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
Critical,
(From the Detrnit Free Prcs.

(From the Detroit Free Press)
She-You don't love me as much as you did.
or you would have stayed longer last night
He-But you insisted on my going
She-And if you had loved me you wouldn't
have gone.
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
Troubles and Trinls.
From tho rh;cooo N.,

Il tell you, sir" said the clergyman s'the
trouble lies in the fact that we have too many
lawyers"
There is where you are away off," replied the
judge. The real trouble is due to the fact that
there aren't half enough clients"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
BACTERIA.
(From the London News.)

New doctrines in bacteriology seem to be san
ping the simple faith which has hitherto been
the characteristic of Sunday schools
youngster stoutly refused to believe that Gehazi
became leper on account OF his sins. NO"
said he, there was germs in the clothes"
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
The Villains.
prom Smart Set.l

(Ffom Smart Set.)
Mrs. Ruthven-It's shame that reporters
permitted to put the names Of society people in
the papers.
Mrs. Smythe-Indeed it is. my dear. They al
ways spell mine wrong
The Washington times., 1901-09-22
CURRENT HUMOR
Soft.
(From the BROOKLYN Eagle.)
Knew Her Well.

Reverend Tourist-Have you any soft drinksf
Western Barkeeper (condescendingly)-Werl
stranger. / kin give you a glass of water.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Cost OF Collegiate Rowing.

The annual cost OF big university
crew under present training methods
IL from $1,000 to $4,000. This does
not include the amount spent from
time to time for improvements and
new equipment. II cost $4,000 to put
Cornell crews on the water last year.
and nearly rs much viii bc spent this
season. The principal expense Is the
salaries Of the professional head coach
and the expert hoHt builder. These
two items alone cannot cost less than
f.. JtO. 4 steam launch Is kept Ia com
mission for three months every year at
u cost nf 5000 The training table costs
the navy management 81 200. although
the men pay part of their board. Then
there Is the hnal expense OF 81 400 for
race week THIS includes transportis-
ton 10 the point Of meeting for men.
shells and launch and their sustenance
while there Frank Leslie's Popular
Monthly.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
THE LINGO or THE LAWYERS.

We are indebted to recent is
sue of the ST. Louis Republic for
complete copy of the indictment
returned by the grand jury of Erie
county, New York, against Leon
Czolgosz, the murderer of Presi-
dent Mckinley. 1t is most lucid,
admirable and convincing docu-
ment, from tho standpoint of gem
tlemen learned in the law. To the
unlearned and irreyerent layman
it seems to be collection of SEN
tences loosely strung together, re-
peating with confusing iteration
certain well known facts which
might have been stated in ten lines
instead of one hundred.
Probably if an indictment were
drawn in simple language, with
out making the same statement
more than once-if il were written
in such plain terms that it could
be understood by the average man
1T would be found to be defective.
In order to afford no loophole of
escape for an accused person it
must apparently be written in long
and involved phrases and couched
in terms which to the man not
versed in the mysteries of the law
seem to be the yeriest jargon.
If the language of the law were
the language in common use for
arranging business transactions, or
for ordinary conversation, it is APP
palling to think how great part
of mans life would be spent in
making his meaning clear to his
fellows, Possibly some time in
this century it may occur to prac-
tical reformers that the phraseolo-
gy of the law ought to be modified
as much to economize time as in
the interest Of lucidity.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

In the six day bicycle races the pace
tells terribly at the end Man after
man falls out exhausted. The victor
wabbles YEARLY over the line. In the
business race it's the same. Man after
man drops out exhausted. The success
full man is often hyspeptic. unable to
enjoy success, When the stomach 10
diseased there is not enough nutrition
assimlated TO sustain the body and re.
pair the daily waste OF tissues. The
result is weakness, tending to collapse.
DIR picrce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases OF the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. II
enables the perfect assimilation OF food
by which the body is built up with
sound. healthy flesh.
~ have taken one bottle Of Doctor Pierce .
Golden Medical Discovery for indigestion aud
liver complaint writes Mr. C. NJ. Wilson. of
Yadkiu College Davidson Co.. N. c. "Have
had no bad spells since I commenced taking
your medicine~-in fact have not felt like the
same man Before took the Golden Medica,
Discovery could not cat anything without
awful distress but now can eat anything {
wish without having unpleasant feelings Last
summer our baby was tecthing and was 20 poor
he was almost a skeleton. We gave him your
Golden Medical discovery and now he Il a.
good word for your medicine whenever I have
an opportunity"
Dr. pierce's Pellets cure sick headache.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

habits and their love of outdoor
sports, kept up their warlike spirit,
while in tho North the so-called
upper classes developed along the
lines of wealthy and timid bour.
geoise type, measuring everything
by mercantile standard ia pecu-
liarly debasing one by itself,) and
submitting to be ruled in local af-
fairs by low foreign mobs and in
national matters by their arrogant
Southern kinsmen. The militant
spirit OF these last certainly stood
them in good stead in the Civil
War. The world has never seen
botter soldiers than those who fol-
lowed Lee; and their leader will
undoubtedly rank as without an
exception the very greatest of all
the great captains that the Eng
lish-speaking peoples have brought
forth and this, although the last
and chief of his antagonists may
himself have to stand as the full
equal of Marlborough and Well
ington,
This shows that tho new Presi-
dent, is, to say the least, apprecia-
tive Of the Southern people, and
no wonder that many Southern en-
thusiasts are disposed to shout
''he is one of us. -
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
A Night Of Terror.

awful anxiety felt for the widow
of the brave General Curnham Of Mach
las, Me-, when the doctors said she
would die from Pneumonia before morn
ing writes Mrs. $. IL. Lincoln, who at.
tended her fearful night, but she beg.
ged for DIR. Kings. New Discovery,
which had more than once saved her
life, and cured her OF Consumption. Al.
ter taking, she slept all night. Further
use entirely cured her" This marvel.
lous medicine is guaranteed to cure all
Throat, Chest and Lung Diseases. Only
Soc and $l00 Trial bottles free at l..
Zeckendori K Co, Wholesale and Geo.
Martin retailer.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Police Doubt Story
Of the Robbery.

Los ANGELES, Sept. 27.-ln spite Of
the fact that Agent J. II. Lynden Of
Hobart Station, who reported sensa.
tional hold-up on Sunday night, bears
the marks OF severe beating at some
ones hands, the police are disposed to
discredit the whole story. Chief Of
Police Elton says Lynden told a similar
story Of having been held up and robbed
while working at station in AIizona,
The police will make no effort 10 dscov-
cred the robbers unless specific com
plant is made by Lynden.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
SOUTHERN SENTIMENT.

In no part of this land have
there been expressions OF more
profound and sincere grief at the
assassination OF President Mckin-
ley than in the Southern States.
The only part of the Union which
WAS solid against his election has
been the most distressed at his
loss. In the whole Southern coun-
try there has been no discordant
note. no unseemly expression, no
uplifting Of anarchy. In fact the
South is a peculiarly inhospitablo
region for anarchists. The people
there are less apt to take up
strange theories and to follow
after "isms" than those in other
sections, and there is general
demand that those who teach
anarchy should be treated as we
treat mad dogs or the most veno-
nous reptiles, The great grief at
the murder of Mr.. Mckinley in
the South is natural. The people
are loyal, true and sympathetic.
Mr.. Mckinley in his visits to the
South commended himself by his
admirable demeanor. He accom-
plished more than any of his pre-
decessors to heal the wounds of
the Civil War. The Southern
people liked the personality of
Mr.. Mckinley, his simple, unos-
tentatious manners and his earnest
religious faith. Mr.. Mckinley,
also won their gratitude by re-
framing from interfering and in,
termedding with their State
affairs.
The Southern States have seen
the accession of Mr.. Roosevelt in
the same loyal spirit. They are
him already as one-half
Il Southerner. He comes nearer
being Sou4herner. than any
other President since the war. His
mother was a Georgia woman
Martha Bullock, born at Roswell,
Ga, 20 miles from Atlanta. She
was direct descendant Of the
first Governor of that State, and
it was at the old Bulluck home
stead that Martha Bullock was
married to Theodore Roosevelt, of
New York, the father Of the Pre-
sident.
Mr.. Roosevelt has long main
tanned strong Southern sentiments.
His grandfather and two uncles
served in the Confederate army,
and he has never concealed his
great admiration for the South
ern people. In Theodore Roose-
velt's Life Of Thomas H. Benton"
occurs this passage:
The decline of the militant spirit
in the Northeast during the first
half OF this century was much to be
To it is due more than
to any other cause the undoubted
average individual inferiority OF
the Northern compared to the
Southern troops; at any rate, at
the beginning OF the War Of the
Rebellion. The Southerners, by
their whole mode Of living, their
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

CAPTAIN OBERLIN NJ. CARTER,
late of the United States army,
now of the Leayenworth peniten-
tiary, though a very able engineer
officer, did not cover his retreat
very successfully. Nearly half a
million dollars of his plumber has
been recovered.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

penslaur receives his mail II is
tho people at lnrge who pay the
pensions and they have right to
know who is receiving their
bounty.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Governor SHAW Of Iowa in an
address before theEpworth league
of Chicago the other day insisted
that the opportunity for young men
is as good today as thirty years
ago. He held that the trouble to.
day is that there are "tco many at
torneys and not enough lawyers,
too many doctors and not enough
physicians; too many pedagogues
and not enough teachers; too
many pastors and not enough
preachers" The fact is that in
the hurry OF our present civiliza-
tion we rush upon the world but
half prepared for the struggle.
There was a time, for instance,
when lawyers knew law. To-day
they too often carry licence to
practice. Preparation and persls-
tency are guarantees of ultimate
success even today. But it is
doubtful, with the rapid consoli-
dation of capital and the indus
trial tendency toward monopoly,
whether the young man with
small capital has the chance today
that he had years ago.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Sonora Milling and Aiming Company.

Alta meeting OF the Board OF Directors
OF the Sonora Milling X Mining Co,
held at it's Office in Nogales, this l7th
day of September A. d. 1901 it was re-
solved: That commencing on Wednes.
day. the 18th day Of September, A. D.
1901. the company will offer for sale
limited amount of it's Treasury stock at
Soc (tifty cents) per share. in blocks no
amaller than one hundred 1907 shares.
The right is reserved to advance the
price at any time without notice.
u, q. SANHANu,
Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

UNTIL Governor Murphy's pull
with Roosevelt is accurately meas
ured, some OF the Arizona Judges
will be apt to breathe easier. They
will regard the present state Of
uncertainty as something in the
nature of a reprievo.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

If our statesmen should not con-
slider 1t polite to deport the anar-
chists, they might send them
abroad for their health.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

'Tls an i'll wind that blows no.
body good. Perhaps this is Sir
Thomas Lipton's reflection on the
event Of yesterday,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

ASTURAGE-Horse pasture first
class alfalfa % per month, two miles
South Of town. Horses called for
and returned. Address W. w. Allis, P.
@. Box III, Tucson, Ariz.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

McKINLEY's LIFE-By Murat Hal.
sied b,st author best book !; best terms !:
retails 81 so; will duplicate any offer on
inferior books credit given, freight paid !:
outfit free
J. S. ZIEGLER & co, Chicago, Ills.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

EFF. kellner, Phoenix, A. T., offers
to sell his wholesale grocery with ware.
houses, inventory, October first, before
restocking. It's good business, but the
owner Is able TO retire.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

independently wealthy Young woman
would like to correspond with refined
gentleman-ohje matrimony.
C., Box SO, st. Louis, Mo.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

STORAGE WAREHOUSE all furni
ture, ETC., stored with absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co., II N. Stone ave.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Briekwood House. Nogales-- European
plan. Thoroughly renovated. First
class AMI central. The leading hotel in
the county.
j. 7. BMcKwooD. Prom.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Spanish AMI piano lessons by COIN
petent lady teacher; terms moderate,
33 West jackson st. ICa.tf
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

WAN rED~-A furnished room in ex.
change for violin, mandolin or guitar
lessons. Apply at Zellner's piano
store, East Congress st.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
A Good Thing.

German Syrup is the special prcsc,ip.
tion of DR.. A. Boschce, a celebrated Ger.
man physician, and is acknowledged to
be one OF the most fortunate discoveries
in medicine. Ii quickly cures coughs,
colds and all lung troubles of the sever
est nature, removing, as 1t does, the
cause Of the affection and leaving the
parts in strong and healthy condition,
1t is not an experiment medicine, but
has stood the test of years, giving salts.
faction in every case. which it's rapidly
incre sing sale every season confirms.
Two million bottles sold annually. Bos.
chce's German Syrup was introduced in
the United States in 1868, and is now
sold in every town and village In the ci-.
vilized world. Three doses will relieve
any ordinary cough, Price 75 cts. Get
Green's Prize Almanac.
Stationery--At Browns, ,25 N, Stone Ave.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Wants Of the People.

WANTED-W Waitress, s26 per month
and found. Il h. KELLEY, @7 West
OchoR st.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

WANTED--Two or three furniehed
rooms for housekeeping. Address Il.
b., Citizen Office. II
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
WEAK DIGESTION.

Indigestion and dyspepsia have wreck
cd many lives People who are weak
and miserable should know that health
would return If the digestion were made
normal This is just the condition Hos
letters Stomach lsittcrs brings about.
1t cures cOnsti patton, blliOusness, ner.
VOusness, liver and kidney troubles,
aud produces sound sleep, Il will also
prevent Malaria, Fever and Ague.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

FOR SAiE-One second hand Studeba-
baker wagon with white top in fair
condition for s25. Enquire at Citizen
office lOh.tf
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Fresh hand.dipped chocolates, first G
the season at IeigIer's.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Entered according To Act Of Congress as Sec
ond class matter at the postothce OF lWS"h'
Arizona,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Here's bargain An Ideal
Cash Register. the abandonment
thing of the Kind ever brought TO
Tucson. Inquire at The Citizen
office.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Notice to Stockholders.

Notice is hereby given that an ad-
journed stockholders meeting will be
held in the City Hall, September 25th.
at 30 o'clock p. m. OF the Citizens
Building and Loan Association, 10 con-
slider and vote upon certain amendments
offered to the Articles Of Incorporation
and to transact such other business as
may legally come before the meeting.
]. NJ. 0RMsBY,
Gus lluFFt President.
Secretary, I29.i32,
Eraah hand. .hinnnl nhncnlnina frat of
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Placer location blanks for sale
at the Citizen office.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27
Brief Local Notes.

Newest picture moldings-Brown's.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Fresh Handicapped chocolates, Grst OF
the season at Zeiglera
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

stationery-AtBrown's. a5N. Stone Ave
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-27

Artists supplies- Browns art store.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-07-24
ATTENDANCE DIMINISHED
HOUSE PASSES THE sENATE's
BILL.
Only Just Enough Members in Their
Seats Today to Finally Pass
Bill.

There were only 16 members present
in the House this morning. Ihis Is get
ting dangerously nea' 10 the limit of
absentees, and new danger confronts
the unpaid bills If the exodus keeps up.
Sixteen votes, or a clear majority CT the
members, are required to Hass bill on
third reading. Some of the absentees
can be found in Honolulu if necessaly y,
however, and it is thought that the
necessary 16 can be kept together.
Representative Kumdlae was added
to the list of absentees. The Revs. Hi
hio and Haaheo laYe gone away since
the House last met, and MOssman stay
ed away. Robertson was busy IN ihe
Courts.
The Senate and tiodse thIs morning
for the first time worked together
quickly and in harmony. t'ha pTograIn
agreed upon was carried through in
less than an hour in both houses, and
now there is every prospect that an ad-
journment sine die may he taken on
Friday with the appropriations made
for payment of unpaid bills.
The Senate met first and quickly
passed the bill on third reading The
measure at once went to the House,
which was called to order soon after ten
o'clock. The proceedings We're short
and businessike. The letter from the
Senate, sending the bill to the House,
was read, also a reply to the Houses
letter notifying the Senate that it was
ready to adjourn sine die. The answer
of the higher chamber was that it
would be ready when the unpaid bills
were provided for.
Emmeluth- moved that the bill pass
first reading, and there were several
seconds. The bill passed without dis
cussion. and then the House adjourn
ed to ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
The bill is supposed to pass second
reading then and third reading on Fri
day, and Acting Governor Cooper will
at once approve it, so that the Legisla-
ture may end its session on Friday.
In the Senate there were only ten
members present, which is the number
of affirmative votes needed to finally
carry measure. Adjournment was
taken to Friday morning.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-07-24
CARTER WAIVED EXAMINATION

DR.. A. B. Carter was before Judge
Wilcox this morning to answer to a
charge of assault with a weapon. W.
K rathburn the eX-Judge who claimed
to have been shot in the arm by Dr.
Carter was also in court ready to testi-
fly against his alleged assailant DR..
Carter evidently did not care to get any
more notoriety out of Rathburn's in
fatuation for Mrs. Carter, than neces-
sary, so he did not bother with having
an examination. He was represented
by j. w. Monsarratt. The defendant
waived preliminary examination and
was committed to the Circuit Court for
trial. Bail was fixed in the sum of
$3.50