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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-12-29

A. Ruther. Mason, si2; John d. Abel.
Waco, S12; David Donaldson, Sau Antonio,
si2. Samuel A. Hays. Briar. So Spanish
tonic, SIT. Mexican war increase-Will
widows-Sarah Arnold, Houston, rs.
Patents Issued Texans: James II. Davis.
Orange saw swage; Robert II. Jshns, Nil
ami, combined rake and stacker; Isaac ".
Jones, Kolls, balinR press; John II. Mar
shah, Bolton, harvester attachment; Henry
G. Tevebaugh, Hondo, punch; Joseph @,
Tom and II. f. Walker, Cherokee, ballng
press; John ]. Vlckers, Plttsburg, cotton
chopper attachment for cultlvators.
Texas postofriees established; Etna.
franklin county, Jesey r. Bedgood. post
master: Decoy, Nacogdoches county. Thorn.
as X. Raynor, postmaster.
Postmssters appointed; Blue, Lee eoun.
~, j. b. Vance: Coperas Cove, Coryell
county. Hanan Barker: Dunn, Scurry coun-
". W. r. West, RedhanS, Bowie county,
Forrest Hooks: Tebo. Sabine county, r. L.
Humphreys Tona, Kaufman county. ]. II.
I.oden: Tcyahvale, Reeves county, f.. +.
Gaines: Wealthy. Leon county w ]. Pow.
ell; Wheat Scurry county. G.. W. Mccall;
Cass, Cass county. J. VI. Oliver; Lusk,
Throckmorton county, V. Y Waldrep:
Benyanue. Clay county. w T, Kelly: Bry-
mer. Burleson county. Z. NJ Oldham.
Charleston. Delta county. J. s Phillips;
Finis. Jack county. T. ]. Mouldin. O'Fcr-
rail-, CaSs county, T H. Tate; Marlboro.
Grimes county. V A. Campbell
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-12-29
Neoro Floater Picked Up.

Beaumont, exaa. December 2s.-The,
body of an unknown negro We found noat
ing IN the Neches river this morning. The
body, which bore NO marks OF violence
had been In the water about three days.
Nothing Is known here about a missing
negro, and there Is no clue 10 the mans
identity.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-12-29
TEXAS MATTERS.


Tuhington. pacember 2e.--Patrick Nc
bououeA has bseE designated as a member
q As dyp service board at Palestine,
+
PcneonS sYsRt&6 Texszs: fpeTe4se--le-
espt ". Afrs. eaipt 10. siai William d.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-12-29
rANEoRAN RACE TRACK

Site Purchased by New California Jockey
Club for $50 900.
San Francisco December est was an
nounesd today that the new California
Jockey club had purchased the site Of the
Tanfosan race track for $1,000. which is
at the rate Of $3.50 per acre.
Racing VIII be continued at Oakland for
some time
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-12-29

SK1DMORE.-Cabb has been damaged
about % per cent by the recent freezes
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
A Theory.

81 wonder why children are so
quick to pick up slaugs" said the
small boys mother. disconsolateiy.
"Probably," answered the serious
person, at is because the constant
repetition of such words as goo
GOO and itchy kitchy' in infancy
gives them deep rooted contempt
for words that are in the dictiou-
ary."-Washington Star
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
PROMINENT Passengers Leave.

The Kinau left at noon today for
Maui aud Hawaii. Among the pas
sengers we're Colonel j. Fl. Boyd
and his Deputy in the Public Works
Office Marston Campbell, Colonel
Samuel Parksr's party was com
posed OF Judge Gear, Captain Ross,
Mr.. McCrosson and Carl Widemann.
Mr.. Gehr, the promoter OF the Ko-
hala mountain scheme in opposition
to Colonel Parker was also passen-
ger, and editor W. g. Smith left for
Hilo, on a well-eafned vacation.
Mr.. Smith has been over-worked by
writing no editorials lately and his
scissors have given out. A few
weeks rest at the Volcano will re-
store him to usual (Hum) frisky
health and we will learn more about
Zanzibar on any other old place not
connected with Hawaii.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12


wars wet. And even when he Fired
he never got the Range. He would
Loop few Loops and dodge into
Cigar Store. ~
What made him 90 Sore was that
some Handsome Harry with Vase
line on>his Hair and not more than
two Ounces of Cerehellum could
saunter up to the Hearts Idol and
tap her on the Back and call her
"Lnce." And what was ten times
worse, she seemed to Like it. He
saw himself done up forty ways
from the Jack by many He-Peli-
can who could not command So
week in the Open Market.
When he met her he addressed
her as Miss Livingstone. The other
Fellow called her isis" and linked
Arms with her.
Whenever Rival blocked him off
Homer stood around on one Foot
for while, waiting for an Opening,
and then he did a softshoe Sneak
aud swore that he would Forget
her.
He told himeelf that he. was
Chump for continuing to Worship
one who could be paved over and
man-handled by anything that wore
a Derby Hat.
But H. Splivens was Hard Hit.
The more he tvied to Sponge her
Likeness from the Blackboard OF his
Memory, the oftener he thought Of
her. He yearned to monopolizs the
| Affection which seemed to be On
Tap for any one who cared to step
up and turn the Spigot.
| He told himself that Faint Heart
never won out Fair Lady. From
all he could gather, the Society lid.
Bit preferred the Gally Boy to the
one who sat on the other side OF the
Room and talked about the New
B ooks.
Mr.. Splivens decided to turn over
a New Leaf. He saw thst his only
Chance was tn jump in and make a
Bold Play. His telspathic Tactics
had not made the slightest Impress
sion on Lucy. The Silent System
was no good.
"The next time / get chance to
Lead l will give her a Glad Sur
PRISE" he said to himself. II will
convince the little Lady that I am
not made Of Wood. l can be just
as Loving as the next one if my
Nerve holds out"
| So he went to Dance aud there
was Lucy, looking very CUE and
Coquettish and hem med in by the
usual Gang of Third Raters. Mr..
Splivens was about to Buck the
Line and make hard Tackle, but
he suddenly realized that he was not
in Condition. What he needed was
little Dutch Courage, According
ly he slipped out and slowed away
| five Santiago Sours, so-called be-
cause they leave you wrecked on he
Beach. He came back trifle Squiffy
and all Set. Homer was ready to be
as Friendly and Familiar as any
Girl could possibly wish. He laid
Hands, on the surprised Lucy and led
her to the dim Conservatory.
"This is whore my Stock takes q
Leap OF 10 Points," he said to him.
self as. he led her to Rustic Bench
beneath Lemon Tree.
He fixed Burning Gaze on her,
and carelessly wrapped an arm about
her supple Waist.
sold Girl, you arc all right" he
said.
| With piercing Shrek shs hurled
BIN among the Cacti and declared
that she had been Insulted.
"Why do you discriminate against
mei" he asked in hurt Tone.
81 always supposed you were a
Gentleman" she said freezingly.
81 have been up to date, and
probably that is why my Work is 80
Coarse,, he replied. "Was l too
Student"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

Yesterday Edwin s. Gill was ad
mitted to the practice of law in the
United States District Court.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The Hawaii brought two young
deer from Molokai for Mr., Desky.
They are to he enclosed in pen on
Pacific Heights, where they will
form one more attraction.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The Hooulu Lahui Society will
hold,their regular monthly meeting
tomorrow morning at 10 a. m. at the
Kapiolani Maternity Home. All
members are requested to attend.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
a LESSON TO THE BOYS.
One of AIDES Modern Fables.


tried to Pop in Public Place.
His Parents had spent 5000 on
him 30 that he might know how to
enter Ball Room. At the age of
26 he could not Enter without
walking on several Ladies'.
Among the Town Boys he was
regarded as hot Patsy. but the
Girls looked upon him as fair
haired Rollo who was too Simple
aud Bashful to be real Interesting,
At a Stag Party he was James
Dandy, but when he found himself
in his Merry Make Up and surround
ed by the Elite, he simered down
and became a mere Chair Warmer
aud COTE Cooler.
Homer was what the Horseman
calls Bad Actor. In the early
morning Practice he could do a
Quarter in 20, but when he had to
Pace with bunch he struck
foolish Side Motion and ran into
the Fence.
When he was among the Fellows
he opened up like Morning. Glory.
He tod Stories AID said Sarcastic
Things about Married People he
knew and made up Verses. The
Young Men would repeat these
Bright observations to the Girls
and tell them how witty and enter
tanning old Splivey was. So the
next time Homer showed up the
vivacious little Kittens would form
a Semi Circle in front OF him and
say, ooh, Mr.. Splivens, do tell US a
Story or else make one OF your kill
ing Jokes" Then Homer would
flush up and try to swallow his
Palate. He would fatten out like a
dying Welsh Rabbit and make a
few choking Sounds, but there
would be nothing doing 10 the Story
Line.
| After q Painful Pause the Girls
would quit him cold. During the
remainder of the Evening, Homer
would sit back in a dark Corner of
the Gentleman's Dressing Room,
thinking up the Reply he might
have made but did not.
In the meantime, the Girls would
be giving himthe Giggle aud saying
he was the wooziest ever. If they
met him later in the Evening each
one gave him some Cutting Remark
about having a Nice Time. If they
had been Men he could have Come
Back in grand style, but when any
little blue-eyed Elsie ran up and
j,bbed Harpoon into his quive,ing
Bosom he simply groaned and
turned his Face to the Wall.
| What made it so Bitter for Homer
was that in his Heart of Hearts he
wanted to be a Butterfly. FIRE.
quently he would say, "Some Boys
can Fly and why can't II"
At many an Evening Party he
would conceal himself behind the
Bass Viol and watch the frivolous
Capers of the Charley Frss hes and
wonder how they did it. He would
listen to merry Babble and wish
that he could butt in and Talk all
Evening without having anything
to Say. Sometimes he would over.
hear the Conversation that was
causing all the Girls to double up
and have Duck Fits. Then the
Gold Sweat would gather in large
Beads on his Forehead. The Talk
was a Gross between the innocent
Prattle of Childhood and the mani
acal Maunderipgs OF the Incurable
Ward at Bioomipgdale. =, r.<
"Oh!" thought Homer, "if only /
could mislay my Mind some evening
and get out and deal that kind OF
pink Persifage l would be as Popu-
lar as any of these Willing Per-
formers"
Homer fell in Love at long range
with Girl named Lucy Livingstone.
Lucy was a Prize Pansy who never
passed in Algebra, but she was a
talker from Conversationville. Hon.
|
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

When you want hack ring up
l91. On that stand you will get a
reliable and good driver, fine hack
and no overcharginR.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

Mr.. Frank Brown is i'll and has
been confined to his bed aimee Satur-
day last. He was resting easy this
morning. but is not we'll enough yet
TO 20 to his office.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

Aunt Dinah Ito her eou aud heir)
-Heah, yo' Chester E. Doyle John
sing, yo' take dat key outen yo'
moufl Yu' want to git de lockjaw!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

ITO Let-A furnished room at No
8 Garden Lane. Mrs. Mcconnell.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
TO LET.

Premises on Kukui Lane. Pos
session given on January l, 1901,
For terms, apply to
7-H KAPIOLANI ESTATE
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

When desiring hack, surrey,
buggy, ETC., with careful drivers,
ring up Telephone l13-Territory
Stable CO., Id.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The remains OF the late Mars hal
Daniel A. Ray were shipped aboard
the Fitzpatrick yesterday, to be re-
turned on the same transport to the
United States on it's home. bound
trip.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The Lottery of Love- will be
presented at the Opera House this
evening by the Neill Company
Only few tickets are yet available.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The letters carriers are to have
new uniforms, and when they re-.
ceivs them the new letter registra.
ton system will be installed.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
NOTICE OF REMOVAL.

Robertson & Wilder have moved
their law offices to the Stangenwald
building, Merchant street, rooms
50206. 2G7, second foe l6-1w
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The INDEPENDENT 80 cents per
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

Mr.. Thomas f. Dillon, of Cali
fornia has been admitted to practice
in the Hawaiian Territory by the
Supreme Court. Mr.. Dillon has AS
lawyer a brilliant record, and is a
valuable addition to our local legal
fraternity. Mr.. Dillon is at present
in the office OF attorney j. A.
Magoon. a
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

The hack license OF Joe Rosa was
cancelled yesterday by Judge Will
ox,and Rosa fned $40. Rosa's offense
was that he did not confine himself
to Primo Beer, but INDUCED 10
something stronger which caused
him to drive recklessly through the
public streets.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12

Hacks and other vehicles awaiting
patrons at the conclusion OF the per.
formancs at the Opera House TO-
night, will be packed in the EVA
end of Union Square, instead of in
front of the King street entrance to
the Capitol grounds, as heretofore.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-11-12
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS

LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS
The INDEPENDENT 80 cents per
month.
ITO Let-A furnished room at No
8 Garden Lane. Mrs. Mcconnell. II
Yesterday Edwin S. Gill was ad-
mitted to the practice of law in the
United States District Court.
When you want a hack ring up
1871. On that stand you will get
reliable and good driver, q fine hack
and no overcharRing.
The letters carriers are to have
new uniforms, aud when they re.
ceive them the new letter registra.
ton system will be installed.
When desiring a hack, surrey,
buggy, ETC., with careful drivers,
ring up Telephone l13--Territory
Stable TO-, La.
Aunt Dinah Ito her sou aud heir)
-Heah, yo' Chester E. Doyle John
sing, yo' take dat key outen yo'
moufl W. want to git de lockjaw'
The Lottery of Love- will be
presented at the Opera House this
evening by the Neill Company.
Only few tickets are yet available.
Mr.. Frank Brown is i'll and has
been confined to his bed aimee Satur-
day last. He was resting easy this
morning. but is not we'll enough yet
to 60 to his office.
The Hawaii brought two young
deer from Molokai for Mr.. Desky.
They are to he enclosed in pen on
Pacific Heights, where they will
form one more attraction.
The Hooulu Lahui Society will
hold,their regular monthly meeting
tomorrow morning at 10 a. m. at the
Kapiolani Maternity Home. All
members are requested to attend.
The remains OF the late Mars hal
Daniel A. Ray were shipped aboard
the Fitzpatrick yesterday, to be re-
turned on the same transport to the
United States on it's home. bound
trip.
Hacks and other vehicles awaiting
patrons at the conclusion OF the per
Torrance at the Opera House TO-
night, will be- packed 10 the Eva
end of Union Square, instead of in
front of the King street entrance to
the Capitol grounds, as heretofore
The hack license OF Joe Rosa was
cancelled yesterday by Judge Will.
cox,and Rosa fined $40. Rosa's offense
was that he did not confine himself
to Primo Beer, but INDUCED il
something stronger which caused
him to drive recklessly through the
public streets.
Mr.. Thomas f. Dillon, of Cali
fornia has been admitted to practice
in the Hawaiian Territory by the
Supreme Court. Mr.. Dillon has al
lawyer q brilliant record, and is a
valuable addition to our local lega
fraternity. Mr.. Dillon is at present
in the office OF attorney j. A
Magoon. ..a
Prominent Passengers Leave.
The Kinau left at noon today foi
Maui aud Hawaii. Among the pas
sengers we're Colonel j. Fl. BOYD
aud his Deputy in the Public Workt
Office Marston Campbell, Colonel
Samuel Parksr's party was com
posed OF Judge Gear, Captain Ross
M McCrosson and Carl Widemann
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
On a Business Basis.

Gerald developed a journalistic in
stinct at the early age of IA. With the
consent Of his father and some assist
ance from the same PURGE lie bought
an amateur printing outfit" and start
ed the Elmhurst Monthly Journal. sub
scription price 25 cents a year. payable
in advance.
81 suppose you call yourself the ed.
itor and proprietor of this Office" re-
marked an envious young associate
who dropped in at his "sanctuln" in
the basement of the paternal dwelling
day.
"Of course l do" responded the youth
full journalist. II don't owe a cent Oh
it."
proprietor! Humph! Everybody
knows you got s25 from your father to
start 1t with"
Eyes. SIR" stoutly rejoined Gerald.
land his subscription for The Journal
is marked paid 100 years ahead on my
booksF'-Youth's Companion.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
A Lesson In polltene.s.

A Lesson In Pollteness.
The Philadelphia Record says that q
railroad contractor who recently re-
turned from abroad tells Of an expert
ence that bcfell him in Munich illustra.
tive of the difference in prevailing GUS
toms. Armed with a number of letters
Of introduction to European railroad
officials. he made It q point to inquire
into the workings of the various sys-
TENS and was treated with uniform
courtesy.
At Munich he thought he had acquir-
ed all the information he was after,
and as he passed out of the Office of the
man with whom he had been talking
he put OH his hat. He had scarcely
been ushered out when it occurred to
him that there was one matter about
which he had forgotten to inquire.
II Immediately retraced my steps,"
said the Philadelphia, land again en-
tered the office. %neglecting to remove
my hat. saw the same official with
whom ] had been talking. ana. apollo
giving for taking up so much of his
time. l put the question to him. With
out a word he reached up. took off my
hat and placed it in my hand. Then he
answered my query and bowed me out.
1t made me feel rather cheap"
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
English Idea. of Lynchins.

AT q receEt dinner in London the
conversation turned on the subject of
lynchings in the United States. 1t was
the general opinion that a rope was
the chief end OF man in America.
Finally the hostess turned to IN Amer
lean, who had taken no part in the
conversation. and said:
"You, sir, must have often seen these
affairs."
yes" he replied, I'VE take a kind
Of municipal pride in seeing which city
can show the greatest number of
%lynchings yearly"
"Oh, do tell us about a lynching you
have seen YOURSELF" broke in half q
dozen voices at once.
''The night before l sailed for Eng.
land" said the American, II was Civ
ing a dinner to a party of intimate
friends when n colored waiter spilled a
plate of soup over the gown of n lady
at an adjoining table. The gown was
utterly ruined, and the gentlemen OF
her party at once seized the waiter,
tied a rope around his neck and, Mt a
signal from the injured lady, swung
him into the air."
"Horrible!!" said the hostess. with q
shudder. "And did you actually see
this yourself"
well. no." said the American apollo.
getically. "Just at that time l was
down stairs killing the chef for putting
mustard in the Observation-Disclosures
Society.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27

awful anxiety was felt for the Wild
ow of tue brave General Burnham OF
Moa'ia~ M.., when tbs doctors said
she would die from pneumonia before
morning. writes Mrs. S. II. Lincoln,
who attended her that fearful night,
but she begged for DR.. Kings new dis
"a .:...'.,n 7r..e ruth. ) =. saves'
her life, and cured her of consumption.
After taking, she slept all night. Fur
Their use entirely cured her." This
marvellous medicine is guaranteed to
cured ell throat, chest aud lung dis
eases. Only SOC and s1.OO. Trial bot
tie free at Hargens' drug store.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27

For sAIE-Stock ranch, 800 acres
situated in fail River county, east side
Cheyenne River! All under good wire
fence. House 28x30, seven rooms we'll
duisils:. Catl.u.iaiass ;n sod repair.
Two good springs of soft water near
the house aud barn. Plenty of good
n For terms, amply to John
Eastman, Buffalo Gap, s. ID. If.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
SCHOOL NOTES.
Ray Manned is one of the new pupils
enrollod in +ho.R rs% ro,~

Ray Manned is one of the new pupils
enrolled in the first room.
Miss Slower has draped the picture
of President Mckinley in pouring
the past week.
u1.1oT c . pictures -.rs ssa
put up in the fourth which gives
the room a cheerful and homelike APP
pearance.
Section l of the fifth grade in the
fourth room will render a program
Friday afternoon.
"Under the Lilacs," the d~e!;aghtts..
story written by Louisa Alcott, is be-
ing read for opening exercises and is
greatly enjoyed by the pupils of the
fourth room.
Geo. Bowman is one of the pupils
enrolled in the second room.
The pupils of the eighth grade have
taken up the study of the history and
government ofSouth Dakota this week.
The high school pupils are making
use of the new library books for among
them are found biographies and ora.
tions OF some of the worlds best orat
ors. These orations are being read ia
the literary society.
The feminine dislike for snakes,
spiders and other harmless creatures
seems to be passing away in the high
school aud the zoology class is becom-
ing accustomed to them.
Pat.uns and members of the school
board are cordially invited to visit the
school at any time.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
Buffalo ~Pan-Ame,iran.

Is duy tickets for 1890 via Nickel
Plate Road. 20 day tickets SIG 90.
Lowest rates to all eastern points.
John Y. Callahan, General Agent, Ill
Adams ST., Chicago.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
A Shocking Calamity.

"Lately befell u railroad laburer.-
writes DR.. A. Kellett, of Williford, Ark.
Nils foot vas badly crushed, but
Bucklen' Arnica Salve quickly cured
him. It's simply wonderful for burns.
boils, piles and all skin eruptions. It's
the worlds champion healer. Cure
guaranteed. 25c. Sold by Hargen.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
Cold spub.

Hostess-Are sou q musician. Mr.
JonesY
Jones tw.ho is dying to give an exhi-
bition OF his OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. I
think ! can lay claim to some knowl-
edge Of music.
Hostess-l am delighted to know it.
My daughter is about to play. and I
should be very glad IL you would kind
ly turn ove the music for her."
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27
Made the Application.

Made the Application.
"How are things?" the barber asked
pleasantly of the shrinking man in the
chair.
Dull. very dull!"
And the knt-ht Of the razor looked
for n moment as ii he thought the re-
mark was personal. = Philadelphia
Times.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27

New York city offers 50 much to the
progressive optician that DIR. Seymour
expects to devote considerable time to
study when there.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-09-27

Experimental philosophy is represent
ell by an attempt to borrow money of
an acquaintance; natural philosophy is
represented by his refusal to give up
Chicago News.