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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
TaE MODERN WAY

Commends itself to the well-informed
to do pleasantly and efectuaily what
was formerly done in the crudest man
ner and disagreeably as well. 10
cleanse the system and break up colds.
headaches and fevers without unplees-
ant after effects. use the delightful
LIQUID laxative remedy. Syrup of Figs
Made by California Fig Syrup Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
REDEMPTION or RoNps or ELEC.
TRIO LIGHT LOAN

The holders OF the above named bonds
are hereby notified that the following
numbers have heea called. namely; 6, Is,
10. Il. Is. &C.. u. e. s.. % of one hundred
dollars each. Nos. I27, lga iSs 10. Isl. t5s
i59 Ira ISL 49, Of Ave hundred dalnra
each. Nos. eaA. eio OF ono thousand del
lars each, and are payable October list
1901. at which date they Will cease to bear
interest Bonds ana coupons VIII he paid
at the Bank Of the Ohio Valley,
sSt0NERS OF THE
ELECTRIC LIGHT LOAN.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
THE PLANT PICKETED.
Muncic Gtassworkcrs ON the Lookout
for Non-Upion Men.

MUNCiE Ind. September 26.-The men
who have been striking for several days
at the Western Flint Bottle eompanys
plant at Eaton. near here, have surround
ed the factory with pickets, having learn
ed that the company intends to import
non-union men. The company declares
positively that the old men will not be
taken back while they remain members
of the union.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

Charles H. Bartlett and son. Parkers-
burg; z. A. Grow. New Martinsville.
McLure-Z. T. Kalbough. Piedmont:
P. S. Neal, Parkersburg; J. Martin.
Fairmont; II. r. Smith. Clarkshurg;
Mrs. LYDIA Dumble Charleston: c. f.
Morrison, Petersburg; H. T. Wilson,
Ciarksburg; G. II. Joseph, Morgan
town; A. F. Wilmoth. Elkins; S. w.
Joyce, Grafton; Geo. II. Cam, Clarks-
burg.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

Miss Lide PAUL will entertain this
afternoon at her home on North Main
street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
TREASURY CONDITION.

WASHINGTON D. c., September &c.
To-day's statement OF the treasury bal
ances shows: Available cash balance,
s1S9, ,371; gold, 1o3, o29,313.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
FUNERAL OF JUDGE WILSON.
An Audience That Filled the Church
of the Covenant,

WASHINGTON. September 2e-Funeral
services over the remains of the late Jere-
mah NJ. Wilson were held at the Church
of the Covenant this afternoon. The
church was filled with n representative
Washington audience, including many
prominent persons. The Rev. DR.. Tennis
Hamlin read the burial service OF the
Presbyterian church. and briefly extolled
the many virtues OF the dead
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
Are You n Mason.

Are You a Mason?" the farce adapt
ed from the German by Mr.. Leo Dit
richstein which has proved the comedy
success of the year in New York, Chi
eago and London, comes to the Opera
House Monday night. September 30th.
In these three cities the houses have
been always crowded, the audience en-
Enthusiastically friendly, and the laugh
ter prolonged and contagious. The
New York company entire comes here,
including the author, Mr.. Detrichsteln,
whose impersonation of French girl
has never failed to evoke shrieks OF
merriment.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
BESET BY SQUATTERS.
Claim No. !, Adjoining Lnwton, In
the Hands of Others Than the

GUTHRIE. Okla, September 26.-J. r..
Wood who drew claim No. l adjoining the
city Of Lawton. Is now attempting 10
fence hts farm on which are located 500
squatters. The saaatters refuse to go. To
fence the north side. one mile long. Wood
must go through an almost solid row OF
tents. stores and shacks. He Will appeal
TO the United States court to remove the
intrudArs
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
GEN. CORBIN TO MARRY.

WASHINGTON, September 26.-An-
nouncement was made to-day that the
marriage of Major General Fl. c. Cor
bin, Adjutant General of the army and
Miss Edythe Patten will take place IL
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
HAS KITCHENER QUIT2
Unconhrmed Rumor That lie Has
Disagreed with Mr.. BrodcricL

LONDON, September 21--The Daily
News publishes an uncon6rmed rumor
that Lord Kitchener has resigned the post
Of commander in chief in South Africa,
owing to the dsasreements with Mr.
Broderick, the war secretary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
INDEX TO NEW spvEarusnnnSr,.


Notice to Island Residents
I.ost-Maspnic Charm
Opera House-Pettic0ats and RaVoncts.
Notice sd. Muhloman
Wanted-Geod, Lively BOY.
koet BAN 9ocds-iaSon 4. Stamp.
Wantea-9ilrls te open Plate.
Manted-News Agents
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
ago nunnIo ana neturn $3.50.

$3.50 buffalo and Return $3.50.
Via Wheeling & Lake Erie every Tues
day and Saturday. tickets good six
days. Is day tickets $500; 20 day
tickets sf0.95, on sale daily. Three
trains daily. Parlor car service.
Tickets good via boat or rail, at OPP
ton of passenger. For information
apply to w. & /. e. City Office 1910
Market street or. at depot Phones 924
and 1872.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
&c" With a Tail.

The &C" with tail is the trade
mark of Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
Look for it on the light blue enameled
metal box Each tablet stamped
C. c. C. Never sold in bulk. All
druggists, Ioc.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
ADJUSTMENTS.

GRAND OPERA HOUSE--To- night,
The Tide of Life" first half " next
week Under Two Flags.
OPERA HOUSE-To- night, Barbara
Frietchie" Monday night, Are You
Mason?"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

4 Company.
Friday and Saturday speoials-stone &
Thomas
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
TO PRISON FOR LIFE.
Boy of Thirteen Sentenced for the
Murder of n Hoy of His own Age.

BOONE, Ind, September 26.-smith
Jones, 10 years old, has been sentenced to
prison for life by jury in the warrick
circuit court During fight last July,
with Herbert Hickerson, of similar age.
the last named was stabbed to death.
Jones is the youngest person ever sent to
prison from this county
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

1t is now clearly shown that the
present month excels any previous
month in the history of Wheeling BUS
ness College in number Of new stu
tents enrolled as we'll as number OF
graduates placed in good paying pos
tons.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

Many ar.adys Foot is Made Unhappy
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
Eighth PrRc.

Water Proof Hunting shoes-MeFad-
den's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
HOW TO REMIT.

Send all rernItfances by keUzsterea
Letter, Expreat order, Chvck or
Postal Note. ratrOns run - risk
Of losing remittances sent In any
other way. All amounts for $500
or less can lie tent by postal oraes
for three cents. AddrysE
THE REGISTER,
Wk7elfag, w. w.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

Barbara Freftchie.
Clyde Fitch's great American play,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
Petticonfs and yonets.

"Pettieoats and Bayonets." the latest
production of the firm of Wagenhais &
Kemper, is announced by the, Opera
House management for next Thursday
evening, October 3rd. The play was
written for the well known actor, Ar
thur Byron, who is being exploited by
this firm as a star The title of this
play which has caused all through this
country so much comment is an evil
dence that there is sometimes consi1-
cradle value in name, even though
"a rose by any other would smell as
sweet" Those who have seen much Of
Mr.. Byrons work during his long as
ISOLATION with John Drew, will, Of
course take 1t for granted that Petit
coats and Bayonets" is not title that
is to be taken literally but one that has
a symbolical meaning, and that the play
itself belongs to the highest plane OF
dramatic entertainment. For the infor-
nation of those not familiar with Ar
thur Byron's career it may be stated
that "Pettieoats and Bayonets' is 4
stirring play of romance and adventure.
Combined Distinctness and Rapidly.
There is all the difference in the
world in speakers. Some are tiresome
because of their slowness, others are
exasperating because of their indis-
tinctness, but now and then there is
one blessed with vocal organs that al
low him to speak both rapidly and
plainly. Such an one is Mr.. S. a.
Thompson, whose lecture on Venezuela
soon to be given, is exciting so much
interest. The St. Paul Pioneer Press
said OF him: His enunciation is very
distinct, and had eight thousand in
stead of eight hundred people heard
him last night, no syllable would have
been lost by any one"
Some three years ago Mr.. Thompson
appeared before the River and Harbor
Committee (of which Capt. Dovener is
a member) and spoke for little over
an hour in favor Of a ship canal from
the Great Lakes to the Hudson river.
In sending him the report OF MS ad-
dress for revision, the oIcial stenog
rapher wrote: You may be interested
in knowing that you spoke at an aver
age rate of a little over two hundred
and fifty words per minute during the
entire time"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

Iosr-S2d degree Masonic charm on
Thursday afternoon. between vche p,inf
and Hassina Hospital Finder mff r.
TINS othee, ses1efdl
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27

this city at the residence Of the br,ds
on the 9Th OF November.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
VIEW ApvnRrrsEMnNrs
NOTICE
MOTTO

NoTtCE.
WHEELING. W. Va. Sept l. 1901
| have this day associated with me In
the Laundry Business Mr.. C. II Duncan.
The business will be conducted under the
style OF Mcudcl Bros. Pearl Laundry. 1919
and 1915 Eoff street, as heretofore. Thank
ing the public for their past faVora and
asking continuance OF the same. Re-
spectfully JNO. Il. MENDEI.
Ia
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-09-27
YVES TMYER |

FOR RENT CARDS. Blank House Lea.
and Blank Deeds and Deeds OF Trust tor
sale at REGISTER COUNTING ROOM
lz25 Marker Strees
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
The Return. from PembInH

President Cleveland once aske6
Bishop Whipplc what would be the
eject of making the Indians voters
Then Bishop Whipple told him that
il had been tried, and after listening
TO the story President Cleveland gave
up the idea.
Ia Dakota territorial days a law was
passed allowing Indians wearing civil
lied dress TO vote. I'm the following
election, when both sides were claim.
ing the victory, some one said: "Wait
until you hear from Pembina." In
Pemhina lived a large number OF the
Pembina tribe of Indians, and there
also dwelt the local political boss,
"Jud" La Moure, famed for his seal
skin overcoat and his qualities as a
political fighter. When the returns
came i'm from pembina IL was found
that the members OF the tribe had
all been put into hickory shirts and
trousers on election day. between sun.
rise and sunset, and after exercising
the inalienable rights of citizenship,
at the dictation of the local boss, they
returned again to their blankets, hav.
ing decided the territorial election
Boston Transcript.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
PERT AND PERSONAL.

A Mckinley memorial hospital is to
be built in Philadelphia. 1t will re-
ceivc patients suffering from CON
tagious diseases.
| Portia Washington daughter Of
Hooker T. Washington. has entered
Wellesley college. Wellesley has an
other colored student IN Charlotte A.
Atwood.
\ memorial portrait Of Capt. Austin
Il. Davis, who was killed in the at
tack on Tieu-tsiu, is TO bc placed in
the Carnegie library IN Atlanta. The
library building occupies the site OF
the house in which Capt. Davis was
born.
The ranks OF the oldest family OF
five brothers in Pennsylvania were
broken 10y the death Of John +. In
gram. 81 years old, at Elkview. Chess
ter county. The combined ages OF
the five brothers reached 400 years,
ranging from &c 20 -.
Some eastern writer's have been
telling that Sidney Cooper. the Eng.
lish painter, now in his nineties. is
the oldest living artist. At least two
French painters are older than hc-Le
Sourd Bcaurepard, now 1oi, and
Adolphe Joseph Thiac, born in 1900.
\. d. w. Wolmarans. one OF the
Boer ENJOYS. who has been visiting
Mr.. Kruger in Holland, found the
mental condition Of the former pres
dent OF the Traus,aal TO be 10y no
means satisfactory Mr. Kruger is
slowly growing weaker. physically
and mentally.
Prof David G.. Fairchild. agricul-
turnl explorer OF the department OF
agriculture. has just returned from a
years exploration in Europe and AZ
rica. His collections included all
sorts OF plants, seeds and cuttings
which might prove OF value To agricul-
turc In some part OF the United
States. and his shipments 90 the de-
.pertmcnt during the year numbered
about 800.
Lester Scohey. O. years old, OF Old
Bridge. a village in New Jersey, has
issued a challenge offering TO run
faster, walk faster, jump higher and
dance jigs better than any man OF his
age IN the country. Not long ago he
walked 80 miles in ten hours. stop
ping at and dancing a jig on every
one Of numerous bridges he crossed
He won a handsome wager by this
performance.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
DEWEY'S REBUKE.
Presented New York Nabob with
n splinter from the Pensacola
ns "a Souvenir

Though Admiral Dewey is "a mode.
OF patience and considerate polite.
ness. he can be pcremptory and cut.
! tingly ironical when occasion calls
His friends recall an interesting in.
cident illustrative OF these traits. II
took place in 1878 when he was com.
mandcr of the Pensacola of the Eu.
ropean squadron, says the Philadel
phia Post His vessel visited q
Mediterranean port which has seen
few American war ships since the
war with Tripoli. As the Pensacola
needed sprucing up, Commodore
Dewey gave orders that no visitors
hc allowed on board until noon OF
the next day.
IL happened that New York
nabob was Ina the harbor with his
Yacht. I'm his launch he made for the
Pensacola without delay. but was re.
fused permission To board by the
deck officer.
"No visitors will be received until
noon tomorrow" the millionaire
was informed.
But YOU must let me on now
the nabob urged. 81 am Mr. So-and.
So, YOU know" mentioning his
charmed name. II pay more taxes
i'm America than any other two men
and, in fact, | own half the United
States navy"
Let him up" came an order from
the commander.
The man OF millions clambercd
aboard and was met by Dewey.
81 heard your remark that YOU
owned half Of the United states
navy" said the commander; and
then, STOPPING, he cut with his knife
q silver OF wood from the deck and
handed IL 10 the boastful visitor.
Take this souvenir Of the Pensa.
cola and keep it," remarked tile com.
mander. at is yours: il is all you
have ever owned or ever will own of
the navy of the United States. Shall
hc glad TO see YOU with other Wis.
itors any time after the noon hour
tomorrow"
So saving, Dewey turned and
walked aft, and n crcstfallen Croesus
crcpt back TO his launch.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
HUMOROUS.

A brave and gallant soldier IL one
who selects a conspicuous place in
which to get kiiled.-Chicago Daily
News.
Nell--"She carries her passion for
remnants TO an absurd extreme
Believes, she has even married
widower." Philadelphia Record.
what did Tom say when he pro
posed? Did he tell you that he had
never loved before?" mot exactly
lie said he had never loved me before
indianapolis News.
Fred-"I did my best 10 be agreeabl,
TO her, but she gave me to understand
that she could exist without my com.
pany." Harry-"A notable case OF
freeze speech, eh2"-Boston Tran.
script.
81 have a great scheme for getting
even with those Bulgarian brigands.'
What is it?" PAY 'em that ransom in
green goods and then have 'em arrest,
ed for having the stuff in their posses
sion.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Reginald-"So you summered at q
khode Island clearinghouse. Was ~
a swell place, deah boy?" Clarence
81 should say so. Why nearly every
Sunday we had chickens that had beer
run over by Willie KS automobile."-
Philadelphia Record
Hard TO Idcntify.-"Th is Jimmy,
hair" said the football player, lay
ing out his trophies after the game
"and this is Billy's nose, and this Is
Toms ear. and the eyebrows belong 20
young Rush her, but ! can't identify this
finger TO save Baltimore Amer.
lean.
\ Suggestion.-"No I'm not very
well impressed with the house" sale
the prospective tenant. "The yard i,
frightfully small; there's hardly room
for single flower bed" Think SOP
replied the agent; "but-er-mightn't
you use folding flower beds ?''-Phii
sdelphia Press.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
RENOWNED MEN.

The Austrian heir prcsumptive,
Archdukc Francis Ferdinand. has pre-
scnted the French ored OF the Trini-
tarians with the castle of Teinitz in
Bohemia
Count Romanoncs. the Spanish min
lister q education. has ordered that
hereafter all museums shall be open
The year rourd free and anyone al
lowed Go make copies or photographs
he has also called upon an teachers
90 take Their pupils frequently Go The
museums. a.. liberal measures hav@
met With much approval.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
Avoid the Alligator.

He was evidently from the country, this
little old German, and as his eyes rested on
the elevator, undoubtedly for the first time,
his sense Of the ridiculous was touched.
For a few minutes he stood in wonder
ment and then, laughing softly to himself,
he stopped the first person he CHANGED 70
see, who happened 20 be the janitor, and
fired this at him: Vat was dot leedle box
stillr'
"Oh, that's the elevator" was the answer.
"0h, dat's vat idt is, is idt? hat peck.
etbook made often der peel uf one uf doze.
He tried ride, but didn't like it. Then he
said:
IL would told my wife meier TO go in NIT
Won uf dor alligators ven der Walking by
hand vas goot IN. Y Post.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28

Persons contemplating journey East or
West should be careful that the rates paid
for their transportation do not exceed those
charged by the Nickel Plate Road.
This company always offers lowest rates
and the service is efficient. Careful at
tention is given 10 the wants of all first
and second class passengers by uniformed
eolored attendants. The dining car service
of the Nickel Plate Road is above criticism
and enables the traveller to obtain meals
at from thirty-fve (S5) cents to Sl.00 but
no higher
grade. standard. Semiweekly transconti-
mental tourist cars ply between Atlantic
and Pacific Coasts. Confer with nearest
agent Of the Nickel Plate Road.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
Don't Pay for Another. Dinner

Order what you want: pay for what you
order, n the unique way IN which the
lackawanna Railroad h. advertising It's new
dining car service. The aptness Of the
phrase is apparent when u il understood
that the traveller may order from the most
complete menu, and yet pay Tor nothing be
does net want. Ina addition, low priced club
meals are served individually from 70 cents
70 slu0, 80 that table d'hote and Ia
carte features are virtually combined All
Through trains to Buffalo, Chicago and 81.
Louis are equipped with dining cars. and
the service y admitted 20 be second 90 none
In the world
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
The First Ironol.a

According TO records recently discovered.
.he htst ironclad was built in The sixteenth
s century, bnt as u proved unmanageable was
people arc trying this medicine and that one
IN the hope Of finding relief from ailments
OF the stomach, liver and bowels. There l.
only one medicine that will cure indiges'
tlon, dyspepsia, latulency, bhiousncss and
malaria, fever and ague, and that il Hostel.
Yer stomach Bltters. Try it and you will
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
"strnws show which Way the wind


and the constantly increasing demand for
,na steady growth IN popularity of ST.
Jacobs Oil among all classes OF people in
every part of the civilized world, show con.
eiusNely what remedy the people use for
their Rheumatism and bodily aches and
pans. Facts speak louder than words. and
The fact remains undlspu,cd that the sale
OF 81 Jacobs OIL is greater than all other
remedies for outward application com.
olhed. IL acts Ike magic. cures where
every thing else falls, conquers pain.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
Made for Each other.

Edith hear that you and Fred are
quite interested in one another.
Bertha-Don't you tell a soul, Edith, but
really believe Fred and / were made for
each other. We have played golf together
three times, and we never have Guarded
except two or three times when Fred was
clearly in the wrong.-Boston Transcript.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
nest for the uoNrIs

No matter what ais you. headache 10 a
cancer, you viii never get well until your
bowels arc put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy, natural movements, cost you just 10
cents 20 start getting your health back
Cascarcis Candy Cathar,ie, the genuine. put
az IN metal boxes. every tablet has [. {. L..
stamped on IL, Beware Of limitations.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
4 Zig Concession.

Crawford hear your wife insist.
ed on your getting her an automobile.
Crabshaw-Yes; but after refusing
to speak to me for three days she was
willing to compromise if l bought her
an automobile coat-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
Comforting Improvement.

Pinchbeck-Ah, doctor | see you con.
tinue your visits TO my neighbor, Gufiinger;
how is he, by the way, this morning?
Doctor am glad TO be able 10 report
noticeable improvement in his case
Indeed Is he able 10 do anything yet"
Eyes, indeed He was able TO pay his
bill yesterday, and that's marked improve
ment as compared 20 the bulk of my pa.
tients. Richmond Dispatch.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28

Johnny-"Ma, gimme some more pud-
DIM" Hostess-"Sh! Wait! Do have
some more pudding, Mr.. Hoamlcy. O! do.
| must insist The Guest-"Well, then,
lust moutkiul." Johnny-"Ol Ma, there
Won't be none left for me then. '-Phiadel-
phla Press
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
No DeniaIs.

He-Come, now, Carrie, did / ever
deny you anything?
She-Not even the horrid stories
they tell about you. That's the worst
of it. You couldn't.-Boston Tran.
script.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
lie Iscapetl.

Thlngumbob-I thought you said you saw
Borem hrst ~ Europe last summer.
Mel sger-W elly
We'll, he saws he's known you for years;
besides he saws he didn't see you a. all when
be was IN Europe last summer"
Exactly. because, a. | told you, | saw
him first there PAiladol I-aIa Press.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28
MccnII. Fnmnn.,.nre.

Small doses Of fine, dry sand are the lat
sst freak remedy" for dyspepsia Some
how this specific recalls the remark OF a
distinguished American that six feet IF
gravel Is the only cure for hay fever.-Nor.
folk Reflector
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28

Mr.. Greene-"You said you never would
look that woman in the face again, and yet
you SAY she looked as spitefu as she could
look. How do you account for that Mrs,
Greene-"Nhy, you simpleton, | happened
to turn around after she had passed, don (
you see Boston Transcript.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-11-28

Tcachcr-"Ncs, revive means TO come
to Now make a sentence containing that
word Bught Boy-"li one apple costs
three cents whatll four apples royiyey'-
Philadelphia Press