The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-08-11

Get back 10 your corner. sh0zte.
the Fish Editor. I'm writfng up
FIRE. not a column Of personal test
noniaIs or society notes
/ Just then Mr.. Boisse. whose painfu
and unfortunate accident has beeE
told Of in ali the papers. fen through
the skylight. landing on desk upon
which a file. or copy hook. was loezt
ed. Mr.. Boisse, il viii be remember
ed. fell with his wrist on the danger
Gus copy hook. the sharp point going
through the wrist. causing him much
suffering.
Mr.. BoIsse was cared for and taken
home. Fortunately the accident
though painful. was not serious. He
had been on .-e roof Of the building.
protecting the structure from the fire
brands which we're falling all around
him and which threatened to set FIRE
to the place.
Say. said the Society Editor. BE
sure to say that Mr.. Boisse fell on my
desk
-BOisse was certainly the brightest
article ever fled on your eopy-hook. !"
said the Fish Editor. now run away
and adjust your necktie"
By this time The Republican was
on the streets. The business manage
ment of the Blabvertiser had arris-
ed on the scene and a wireless mes
sage had been sent to Thurston on
the Mainland, so that there were good
prospects of getting the paper out
before noon
The Hot Air Artist had saved the
day. Shortly after O'Clock in the
morning the Blabvertiser was on the
streets. Some people. thinking that
there had perhaps been another fire.
since the Hall FIRE was out by the
time the Blabvertiser was, purchased
a few copies.
And the Fish Editor. W. H. NJ.
Ayres. what of him?
He went. barefoot and hatless and
coatless. back to the wilds of Waikiki,
seized his rod and line and went fish
ing for cells.
There was a fine group portrait of
the Advertiser and the Star in a re-
cent preparation of the former relic
of the Transition Period.
Two big oxen. one labeled Adver-
tiser, the other. the beast with the
spectacles on. labeled Star, constitutes
the cartoon Git is a cartoon purely
from an artistic standpoint. no other.
for Yardley does first-class work.
supposed to represent-well. who
knows?
AS far as the Advertiser is CON
cerned the cartoon is absolutely true
to life. Look at the picture and see
for yourself Is not the cloven hoof
evident? Very appropriate, even if
the devils partner" is away from the
paddock at present
OK. is it? I'm getting TO be a big
OK now" Well. well.
If you want a good slab of OK
tongue, read the Advertiser, especial
ly the seven pages devoted to scien-
tiic miscellany.
OK, is it? Perhaps the inksIingers
in the Blabvertiser cage don't use OK
gall in which to dip their pens-per-
haps they do.
The proximity of the BlabYertiser
cage TO the meat market is probably
responsible for the OK idea in car
toons. Hear the Advertiser beef
about its circulation.
One strange thing about the cartoon
is that the Star OK is given about the
same proportions as the Advertiser
bovine. This Is modest on the mart
of the Advertiser.
The Advertisers funny man will
have a chance to call this item a bar
beeue. because it roasts an OK whole
The sprightly calf in the foreground
OF the picture is depicted kicking M
his heels in delight at the prospect
OF some day attending the funeral of
the two tough beeves who are observ-
ing his activity with much evident
surprise The Advertiser or is lust
about ready for the butchers knife
What win you have. sir. chops. steaks.
spare-ribs or a nice round roastg
Buy quick. before the meat spoIls,
The Published letters Of a number
Of weak minded youths to Miss Dasi-
son. who 50 ven represented the edu.
cational system Of Hawaii at Buralo
in relation to their chances in the
Paradise Of the Pacific. in the matri.
monsal line, only 20 TO prove that
there Is certain Objectionable class