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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-08-17
NO WASTE HERE.
what IL Done with scale BreaA ~
small Merchants In the
Large Cities.

A Long Island man who was show
ing a friend couple OF hunting dogs
at his place the other day. looked up
wheels. "Here's the bread man." he re-
marked. says the New York Tribune.
and as his friend gazed in surprise at
the open cart lndon with bullying
sacks, thinking II the stranrest BAL
er's outfit he had yet seen. the owner
of the dogs bought . barrel Of the
merchants stun.
ats for the dogs, you know"
he explained. as the wagon
drove up. Broken up and
mixed with other things it makes
good food for them. That man does
very well with his stale bread business.
tie buys the bread at low price in
the city. when 1t is too old TO sell to
customers there. But 1t hasn't
reached the dog food stage then by
any means. He first retails It ms long
- he can to the Italians who work on
the roads and do all the hard labor
lheresbouta. believe they wash II
down with beer of about the same
state of freshneas. Well. when the
bread gets so stale that even the Ital.
inns can't eat It II is ready to he ped
died around among the villages in the
neighhorhood. The farmers buy It
to feed their pigs and chickens. and
good many people use It as do. for
their dogs, so there Is no loss or waste
to cut down the dealers profit"
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USES OF LIQUID AIR.
rA.r. I. p-t Lsstss nsp. That Il wiIl
Ever PPsvs to ~ Mere Thas
Cosaesity.

As there IL reason to believe that .
syndicate has been formed for the
purpose OF floating . limited COM
pany ostensibly for the commercial
utilization of liquid air. one or two
observations on this interesting sub
stnnce may be timely, says the Lon
don Express.
In the Judgment of the most prom
inent authorities ON the subject, the
commercial use of liquid mir Is not an
economic possibility. It is true that
a large number of suggestions have
been made pointing to it's adapta-
bility for different purposes. 1t has
been proposed as an explosive. and
liquid dir cartridges have actually
been used with Indifferent results)
for blasting. Mr.. Tesla has been cred
tied with its employment for incrers-
ing electrical condnctivity, and there
by transporting electric energy for
thousands of miles without less.
Liquid air. too, has been suggested
ns n motive power, a preservativc. a
cnustic for medical purposes and for
q variety of other singular employ
ments.
1t has to be borne in mind, how.
ever. that liquid air for power pur-
poses costs 200 times as much as
steam. requiring 200 degrees (Fahr-
enheit) of frost for it's production,
and that In any case 1t Is expensive
to make and most difficult Of prescr-
vation. No doubt It excited great
hopes on its entry into the world rs
q manufactured product. but the bet
ter informed now regard 1t as des-
tined to relapse into the position Of
q mere scientific curiosity.
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SIGNALING MARS IMPOSSIBLE
II L. E.tisely .syeaa she Fewer -
Mamaa Resources t. 40.
somDllsh.

The very largest city that this earth
has ever known would be altogether
too small to be visible to n being
dwelling on the planet Mars. even II
that being were endeavor.ng TO see II
with n telescope us powerful as the
greatest and most perfect instrument
in any observatory on this globe. says
Sir Robert s. Ball, in the independent.
II the whole extent of Lake SUI
perior was covered with petroleum..
and II that petroleum was set on tre.
then think we may admit that an
inhab:tant of Mars who was furnished
with telescope as good as taat which
Mr.. Percvnl Lowell uses at FaiEstan
might be able to see that something
had happened. But we must not sup
pose that the mighty confiagratf n
would appear to the Marian as very
conspicuous object. 1t would rather
be q very small feature. but still
think it would not be beyond the
reach of practiccd observer In that
planet. On the other hand, " mn area
the size of Lake Superior on Mars was
to be flooded with petroleum and that
petroleum was to be kindled. we would
expect to witness the event from here
not as n great and striking conflaRrn-
ton, but as tiny little point ct just
discernible light. The disk ~ Mars Is
not a large object, and the conHagra-
ton would not extend over the three
hundredth part OF that disk.
1t is sufficient to state these facts
to show that the possibility OF sig
mailing to Mars ia entirely beyond the
power of human resources.
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Mover 1ODeo Ter ConeSSsDtbs
The dihiculty of classifying con-
scripts in the French army according
to fitness for service has been In
seniously solved by N. Pignet. .
French army surgeon. His method
n based ON the relations of chest
measurement and weight. He adds
the chest measurement to the weight,
and Asdncts the result from the
hsigAt. The smaller the residuum
W .greater II the endurance Of the
ssb3ect. Thus. . young man of 20
has an average chest measurement
Of 80 centimeters and weighs 60
h09rammes. The sum of these 10
aAo His average height is one me-
ter 90 centimetera. Dedurting 40
from 100 gives 20 a. thA classification.
The number ranges from ten, very
strong, to IS. very weak. An exami-
nation Of 500 men has fully borne out
the conclusion that the higher the
residu,m the greater is the liability
to illness. and vice v:rsa.
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USE OF PRIVATE CARS.
Are New owned ~ Men Net
MllllonaiRes,

Private railway cars have always
been associated in the popular mind
with great wealth. but plan has been
developed which makes II possible for
even a vaudeville actor or business
man in ordinary circum ut ances, or any
body else reasonably well to do, who
wishes to make display or to enjoy
the luxury of travel, to own private
car built according to his own speci-
ficat:ons. according to the Worlds
Work.
Acar-retittingc company in New York
city buys old Pullman coachev. tears
the inside furnishings out nmd refits
them according to the wishes of its
customers. Whatever kind of private
car man may wish he may order
parlors. handsomely earpeted. sitting
rooms, dining rooms, sleeping COM
part me nts. smoking rooms-all with
equipment more or less perfect ac-
cordin9 as the price. And cars are
refitted in this way and sold fer prices
varying from $500 to $4,000.
Very handsome and serv:cenble cars
have been built from the old ''casta-
ways" andthe man of moderate means
can travel privately and comfortably
in home of his own. II is an interest
ing evidence of American manufactur-
Ing thrift and of the growth of wealth.
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A Great Relief.

Mrs. Catterson-l thought ! would
come and tell you that your Harold
has been nghting with my Robbie,
and settle the matter i'll could.
Mrs. Well. for my part.
1 have no time to enter into any dis
cussion about children'- quarrels.
hope l nm above such things.
am delighted to hear that. I'll
send Harold over on u stretcher in
an hour or so."-IIarpei's Bazaar.
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Times.
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Here's . good paragraph" said
Singleton, ms he glanced over his pa
per. ut says that every time = wom-
IN sees her neighbor with \ new bcs,-
net she wants one like It."
Huh" rejoined Wederly, "I'li bet
some old bachelor wrote that. A
married man would have said that
every time q woman sees her neigh
Dor with n new bonnet she wants one
a little bit better."-Chicago Daily
News.
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MooHsHINER TO BIZ An ACTOR.
esa sAi,y r.... n.s.s.s'.. CIV. Me-
alis4ts Performance IN Asls-
80 AD0AA.


Old Billy Pritts, for years king Of the
mooashine gang operating in Somerset
and Fayette counties. Pennsylvania, il
the latest star to fash upoa the histri-
onic Armament. After living for 10
years As an outlaw with price on his
head, Pritts was run down and cap
tured by revenue officers last August.
Aided by his two sons. he stood aege
for nearly . day and was wounded in
the leg before he surrendered, says .
southern exchange.
Pritts was taken to Uniontowu.
where he was held for trial IN tbs
United States district court. His pa
triarchal appearance 30 impressed sew
eral Of the towns business men that
they went on his bail bond. He was At
Uniontown when he frs& saw . play.
He was greatly Impressed. The produc-
ton was one of the melodramatic type
and showed life in the wilds Of the Ten
nessee mountains. A battle with moon
sinners wus one Of the features Of the
play.
1t was At the height Of the battle that
Pritts laid the foundation for his stage
career. The play acting moonshiners
were being slowly overwhelmed by the
revenue ofiicers when Pritts, with the
experiences Of an old campaigner, saw
an opening. Leaping from his seat no
yelled:
Look out. boys! They're comm up
behindi Give it to 'em back through
the brush!"
-. oRA
Pittsburgh theatrical man who was In
the audience hunted up the old moon
sinner after the performance and made
him an offer. He explained the nature
Of stage work, and offered him moro
money each week than the old man Mad
ever seen in bunch in his life. Pritts
was delighted.
~ guess" he said. sorrowfully, II
can't ever go back to my 'stillin' asin.
handy. What'll have to do?"
'Do?" responded the theatrical man.
''why, just what you've always been
doing. You'll be my leading man. I'll
get up play and have you make
whisky on the stage. There'll be bat
tie with revenue officers, and you'll save
the heroine's Life and be pardoned and
live happy ever after"
"But," said Billy, with grin. II don't
think I'll be pardoned. They caught me
dead and guess I'm in for it,"
"Oh, but the play will come after"
said the theatrical man. "After you've
served your time, you know"
II can't understand" Billy went on.
"They tell me 1t il agin the law 70 make
whisky. That's what I'm arrested for.
wouldn't It be agin the law to make Il
on the stage as well - any other pAcaf
Then II I'm to fight the olncerS every
aisht guess I'd b in jail for Tie rsst
Of my natural" +.
After the nnale-beNs~e feAsurss u
N busineass wers emphasized Bsttts
agreed 10 sign . eontsusA
ave got s stiil up IN tie mountain
that Is just the thing" he sid. GOOD
for 90 gallon any day. I'll have 'er
brought down 20 you can look at 'er."
Thus the new theatrical star was dis
covered. Pritts Will BE- put ON the
stage a., soon a. he il out Of his present
troubIeR
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IN wife," said the young man. "is
q gift from heaven"
The old gentleman sighed and then
nodded.
but what kind of = gift?" he
asked.
I'VE get the sunlight and the gen.
tie rain from heaven" suggested the
young man.
'And also the thunderstorm" added
the old nicago Post.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-08-17

General Superintendent Clarke, OF
the Lnckawana railroad, made the an.
nouncement at Scranton, Pa., the
other night that his read. in the
course of few months. will he oper.
ated by telephone. ins cad of by tele-
graph. as at present, at say rg OF
about 60 per cent. In the hire of tele-
graph operators. He snys that the
telephone system has been placed on
the Norris and Essex branch, where
its use hns been successful. and that
It is being put in as quickly as pos.
sible on the Scranton branch. First.
the telephone system will be given
q thorough trial on the branch lines
and If it proves successful there will
come into general use on the main
line from New York to Buffalo, total
ly superseding the telegraph.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-08-17

The Paris league against sickne S. at
sea is ganizing atostend an exhibit
tion of me thods for treatment. There
will be six sections in the exhibition
first. apparatus to diminish the rolling
of u vesse!; second, an apparatus for
cleansing the viscsra; third. ventila-
tion of cabins: fourth. apparatus. food
and drink for preventing seasickness:
fifth. specifics against seasickness, and
sixth, literature on residences.
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Mrs. Newlywed (tearfully) = But
you promised to cherish nae until
death do us part!
Mr.. Newlywed (darkly)-And death.
I'm afraid, is about to part US. Ethel
Gwendolin. have just eaten a piece
of that spongecake you insisted on
making yesterday!-Ally Sloper.
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sProfsssor.~ aid Mrs.. Lyon.Hunt-
er, II want to present Mr.. Bull. This
Is Prof. Dumproser. Mr.. Bull. He is
the author OF that learned treatise on
Genius: A Species of insanity"
"Ah!" exclaimed Mr.. Bull, charmed!
Always delighted to meet genius like
you. sir."-Philadelphia Press.
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Naud-Has Mr.. Goodketch come TO
call on YOU yet?
Mabel-No. He asked me several
weeks ago il he might call, too.
Maud-What did you say in reply?
Mabel told him mamma would be
glad to see him.
Maud-Well, that's where you swal-
lowed your gum.-Chicago Tribune.
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a.er .rssins a.d Discosrasias.
MI. I,rown-Ah, see am too late
another man has won your hearts
best love.
Miss Jones-Not Mt all, Mr.. Brown;
not at all; this $1,000 diamond ring l
wear is merely one of my graduating
gifts.-Chicago Record-Herald.
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Did the Baby Act,

THE pianist wanted his money In
advance" said the manager.
"And, of course. you didn't have II
to give him?" said his friend.
THAT'S right"
what did he do?"
"Oh. he did the baby act-said he
wouldn't play."-Yonkers Statesman.
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HORSE OF THE UNDERTAKE..
Cazs.nsA.nses IN which II Tsakss
% the Ds1sknsss sf the
Living

The horse Of the undertaken, drawing
the black and sober wagon, IL common
" driven, not at walk. but q trot
though trot that IL never fast. There
are times, however, when the horse
seems to take on mn added touch of
brisknexs and animation. in keeping
with It's surroundings. as, for instance.
when It is seen. as sometimes II may be,
with its black wagon, in the busy. quick
moving throng of vehicles that fills the
streets in the neighborhood Of Broad
way and Thirty-fourth street, at the
'theater hour at night, says the New
York Sun.
Here and at this time, in this constant
weaving Of light md motion. Of cars
running back and forth ON the elevated
road overhead. and moving cars. cable.
trolley and horse, on the streets below.
intermingled with all sorts Of vehicles,
including carriages Of all descriptions,
coaches, broughams. hansoms. electric
cabs, and so on, everything and every
body seems to be in . hurry; or. II not in
q hurry. to be going with rush. quick
~. eagerly. with the anticipation Of
pleasure. The cars are crowded n they
rush by. and every carriage is dawn
briskly.
Emerging from the busy traflic may
sometimes be seen an undertaker's
wagon, its black, vanished sides glis-
.cning in the electric lights. its silver
plate shining and its horse going right
along smartly. The wagon IL just a.
black, just ~ decorous a. ever, and the
driver the same, but it seems a. though
the horse had caught the spirit Of the
thropg. go.
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Iuck.

Turner-Bickers is always com
planning about his had luck.
Springer-That's better than to be
always growing about other peoples
rood luck.-Boxton Transcript.
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Iratc Parent-Tell that young Soft
leigh that he must cease his visits
here. l forbid him the house.
Daughter-But, papa. he doesn't
want the house. It's me that he's
sfter.-Tit.Bits.
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For He IL m ED6hfshoeA.
Towne-That's Perkins. Looks like
a tramp. doesn't he? Well. he's quite
wealthy, l understand.
. Rrowne--I know him very we'll.
Why, he hasn't place, really. that
he can call home.
Towne-Oh. you're mistaken there.
Browne-No. I'm not. He's an Eng
lisnman, and he invariably calls 1t
ZONE" - Catholic Standard and
Timea
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The wicked, witty prodigal returned,
and in his old manner accosted his
father:
We'll. gov'nor. I've come back. Are
you going to kill the fatted calf"
But the old gentleman was match
for him and said:
mo, my son; think I'll let you
iye."-Tit-Bits.
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TIE Usual way.

Ethel think that vase is awful
homely. don't you?
Maude-Yes. 1 have dropped it on
the floor three times, but it won't
break.-Somerville Journal.
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Vow 10 MS Chance

Three summers have fiown since she hirte'
With a poor little clerk from town,
And when she got home In the autumn
She cruelty turned him down!
Che is starting again for the seathore-
Three years! Time IL fieetins slack!
Down deep IN her cart she Is hoping
That little old clerk may come back
Chicago Record Herald.
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Hoax-You say he owes everything
be has to your
Joax-Worse; he owes more than he
has to me.-Philadelphia Record.
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ado you really believe in your pro-
fession Of faith healing7"
at depends" said the man who is
advertising occult powers, ION wheth-
or you mean A. . medical aid or q
financial Investment" y Warrington
Star.
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my good little map." said the visit
Ing psster, n am afraid you've been
Aghtingi A black eye! Don't you
want me to pray with your"
"Naw." said the good little man.
Run home and pray with pour own
kid. He's got two black eyes."-Phil-
adelphia Press,
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Bobby-Pa. when does . man get
too old to learn?
Father-When he gets too old to
marry, my son.-Puck.
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Jim Bluker-Big fire down our way
last night. Cleaned out best part o
the town.
Cyrus Cornfod-I want to know!
Jim Bluker-Yepi Pat Hogan's sa-
loon burned plumb to the ground
Judge.
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They tell US faithful old Tray.
Who posed 20 long as true.
Is but a myth. One can't be Tray
And yet be faithful. too.
-PhilAdelphia Press.
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N. 0ru..py Speaks.

H. 0funpy Speaks.
She--I sec there's . woman in Chi
ca9o who il Offering $1,000 to ind an
honest man.
He-She's different from good
many women that I know. They'd
be willing to give all they have to
fnd any old kind Of . man.-Chicago,
Record Herald,
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81 heard that you gave Mr.. Loveman
bis congo"
ats untrue! The idea of my giving
anything to a man whom l refused to
marry!"-Brooklyn Life.
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IT told you yesterday that wanted
to marry your daughter, but have
come to take II back"
whats the matter now?"
81 find that she cannot support me
in the style to which have been ac-
customed."-T0wn Topics.
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Diggs-Do you believe there is any
truth In the saying that it takes .
genius to live with genius?
Biggs-No, don't. never consid-
cred my wife genius.-Chicago Daily
News.
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WY ahe we. s.re,

George see nothing but for US to
elope. Do you think your father
would forgive us?
Ethel am sure he would.
Georgetown can you be sure?
Ethel felt = little nervous on that
score. and-and I asked him.-Tit
Bits.
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Mr.. Mokeby-Yo' want to marry
nah daughtah? Well. what am yo'
prospects,?
Lem Loafenly ION crutches, loftily)
Use brought suit ag'inst de street
cab comply TO- 5000 damages TO-
de loss OBJ TO- toes.-Puck.
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Winks-I can't stop to talk, old boy.
This is my busy day.
Frank Friend-Got another note to
pay, eh?-N. Y. Weekly.
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Hortense writes: what can do
to make the freckles now on my face
less conspicuous?"
"Why, Hortense, that's easy. Get
some more freckles.-Yonkers States
man.
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They Cry II Tragedy.
Frend-D;d you ever shed real tears
on the stage?
Actress-Often. It's enough to
make even an actress cry to be told
right in the middle of fve-act trag-
edy, that the manager has skipped
with the receipts.-N. Y. Weekly.
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Alice-I'm SO glad you are engaged
at last!
Grace-Yes, George and 1 will be
married in September.
Alice-Good gracious!! You don't
mean to marry him, do you?-Brook-
lyn Life.
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"Do you know, 1 would give ssoo, 600
to be a millionaire" remarked the
visionary philosopher with self-sat-
listed smile.-Judge.
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Fsn.y Mr. Crinsonbsak.

Funny HP. CRias0nbsak.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Has Mrs. Yeast
called on you lately?
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Well, she was
passing, to-day, and she just put her
nose in at the door.
"Sort of bugle call. eh?"-Yonkers
Statesman.
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Sally Gay-How well Miss Linger-
long holds her age!
Dolly Swift-Yes, she looks as
youthful MS she did IA years go. and
acts only a tride younger.-Town
Topics.
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J. Caesar crosred the Rubicon.
Napoleon crossed the Alps.
But men who cross their wives, gadsooks,
Had better bind their Scalps.
Detroit Free Press.
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Miss Duanap (disgustedly)-This is
the sixth jug have hooked into and
pulled up.
Mr.. Bertwhistle Confidently
Good. That shows this N.Y. be
pretty good place to fish.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
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His mother told him not to swear.
His father taught him golf.
He minded both with utmost care
Brain fever took him on.
Judge
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Oh capcr.

Nodd-Are you renting cottage at
the seashore this summer?
Todd-So. I couldn'; AFFORD it. I'm
buying one.--Brooklyn Life.
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Oniy H0Wo0 After All.
"why do I call Twisters . cheat2"
and Busters fairly snorted as he said
It. "well, I'll tell you. He's not able
to play fair and square game Of soil
taire. r.philade lphia Press.
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Harold-You shouldn't wait for
something to turn up. old chap; you
should pitch right in and turn it up
yourself.
Rupert-But it's my rich uncle's
toes. old chap, that I'm waiting for.
Judge.
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auto = piRerenes.

shs-Tell me, Mr.. spatts, what Is
the difference between q ready-made
tie and one you tie yourself.
He-Oh, about an hour. - Harlem
Life.
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The small boy who II ste eped in Sin
Soon learns he catches more In school.
Thanks to his little be nded pin.
Than whtn he fishes in the pool.
Ladies' Weekly.
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she-I would like to have my por-
trait painted. Could you recommend
TO me an artist?
He-Yes; go to Rosinsky; he Ii
Aower neutrality-suspicious. Blaet-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-08-17
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Waiter, have you any friea cells?
Waiter-We have ellis. sir, and they
are susceptible Of being fried.-Les-
lies Weekly.