The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-02-02

TEE wheels Of 3 watch go round i
cog.
BrnoLAns often make . suecessiu
haul from the sheer force Of their en-
ter-pries.
TEacHER- What Is the most useful
metal Tommy Whose Is Is an editor
Printers zine.
TIE first impulse Of 4 boy vi a new
watch is % assure himself that none u
its IT'S parts are missing.
ED0m-Miss Freeleiqh doesn't wsar
eorseis Arthur How Do v0u know
Edgar Because she laughs instead Of
giggling
IL Is not putting things in the right
place thar boihers q man 50 much as
finding the night place after be has put
things IA it.
How DO you do. little b0yss Got a
cold Ia ny head 20. i guess not
What makes you think So. little b0ys7
Cause my eyes leak and my nose don't
"a.
A GERMAN scientist asserts that Patti
has two extra valves il her windpipe.
She may be considered, therefore, a
kind Of extra biTalve. q veritable oyster
Patti
WY do you poor that vile liquor
down your throat2' asked the philan-
thropist Of the topper. Il am seeking
for-gst-full-ness, said the topper to the
philanihropist
Arr Patr0n-Miss Holland is ont, eh ?
Are her paintings expensive2 Attend
aut- Yes. indeed, ma'am. The paint
"a that six BY eight picture over there
CCst 50 a pound.
AGRxT for iewelry house-Tve got
iino line Of diamonds I'd like to show
Son. Man Addressed You've made
mistake. sir. / am the proprietor Of
this hotel. not the clerk.
THE dinner last evening was
wrefched, Katie. / was positively
ashamed 81 it. p Yes'm, the police
man on this beat, who never complained
before. said the same thing.
IT is hard on a young man to spend
three months deciding which Of two
girls be viii choose for his wife, AID
then TO find out when be proposes that
neither one Of them viii have him.
One word, sirl7 @All right. what Is
its' I'm a poor starving tramp
Well?7 Would you give me Is cents
for my 6inner?p Certainly. Where
is it, -iI. buy it Of you. - Chicago
Ledger.
Why is it Jones, that boys are wilder
than girlsl" asked Smith. Il guess
answered Jones, as he gazed after a
wasp wasted girl who passed down the
street. it Is because girls arc more
stayed"
HlGHwAYMAN- Hold up your hands,
fedestrain-My dear ar, / have Just
returned from Oklahoma "The duce
you have Well, you can get a gooC
free lunch on the next block. Good
evening.
MIEE (in City Hall park, looking at
tree plate marked ~Triacanthus Gled-
itschia Say, Bill. what's tn manin'
D. thatg Bill-Mike, yo' edication's
bin sadly neglected That's Latin for
Keep Of the Grass.
VINO is that inane looking dude over
lhere?" ~Inaneg How can You say
so? Why, he's the bravest man in New
York He actually had the courage the
1ther day to leave the restaurant with
out tipping the waiter.
HUSBAND Wife, wish you had been
born with as good judgment as !.
1nt ! fear you we're not. Wife You
IRE right. Our choice of partners for
i.e eonyinces me that your Judgment is
much better than mine.
II SAY, White" said Black AZ
hought you told me that Brown lad
luit drinking?7 Black. savaoelv--I
old You nothing Of the kind, What i
aid was that be had quit buying drinks
"a different thing indeed,
Nj wife Is fond Of furbelows
Aud edeings rich and rare,
And rni1os on her plainest clothes
10 piccscs her 10 wear
Ter very wrappers rufied are.
But qVon that won't do
she carries out the thing SO far
Her tempers ruiiied. too.
CRY man TO one Of his clerks he
inds fishing in his ornamental waier)-
Look here, Smithers, I've no objection
% giving you a day now aud then to
stlend your aunt's funeral, but I think
-ou might send come Of the fish up to
he house.
CI1izKS-H How much do you weigh,
2ats Pat Sometimes four hundred.
or, and sometimes six hundred. How
lo you make that out27 Well sor, Tn
Trivia for a coal dealer, and he always
weigh the difference betwane the coal
md the ton"
SERVANT TO widow only recently be-
eaved) There is an old-clothes man al
be door. mum, what wants to know
AVE you got any cast-On garments to
ellY Widow with burst Of grief)-
Ah, no. Bridget, not now, not now Toll
lim 70 oall a few days later.
Mandy (at s party. 70 a young poet)
'ome. Musey, read as one Of your
loems Musey- You are taking some
hing for granted, are You notg What
8 thatf" That / am a poet. Well
% even further than that; we'll take for
Iranted that what you read to rs is
ioety.1
STEAMSHIP Purser- Who's tins high
oller on board with a couple Of draw
Dads Of trunks and half Z dozen bodv
erranisg Clerk That's the ten-mii-