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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
SOLDIERS WHO DON'T WRITE.

The officers us.0i 'o 81, stacks ~ ,et'
tyrs from home folks. wlHunE &C. know
ohou, their boys
Generally il was a ma.hcr who was
Interested In her Am. sometimes a wltc
who wanted to know why her husband
hal not written to hrr. ami P %, mtrr.
qurn,ly an anxious sweetheart poured
n,r'h her soul upon the detection ~
some rrrrNnt lover had az ,hr lr,.
tcrs " the mothers and wives and
grandmothcrs to attend ts-and tho
bills. also-but the colonel concluded
that he would look after the rvcllrit.
rant sWrc'haarls himself. ami 10 was
NO, until remarked ,hit b, wouli be
a gool thing 20 tell tho people a. home
that ne had palmrl N the iuns and he
letters ~ ,hr old toiks on mr. and look
rl af,cr the other letters himself ma,
hc added the hun, mr. missing sweet
hearts 10 my Duties as wrll /, was
certainly funny To- ge, some big six
A''N'l N''N'l anu h'lAtf Nllu t'l NNA
writing 60 his girl" Thr EXCUSE. we're
many ana various. and gr'atly enjoy
sd them, DO no, think there was a
single instance In which the lrlnqurn'
Ill NJ, hnally do his duty
one letter concerning young for
clgncr. a very green soldier. tpo slow
and too s,olil perhaps 90 gc, into MFG
chief.
He was a very s,upA Du'chm'n. with
a s,ubbornrss as great as hls stupidity.
The letter went on go state that Mrs.
NJ. hIs vii, and her baby n,rr la
lrr need. TIA, Ne had no, written 20
her or sent her any,h.ng since n, enter
81 the service ami frr months before I
.n'nry.cvrl him ,h1, night
Why dom, You write Co your w.t.r'
I asked him. receiving 300 reply bu, t.
yncln, alry. Don, You know ,hn'
She ant her baby are loo Jr' u.ci'.
"H.mmi'" hr ,x-h.mrl opening uH.
round ryes "I.h der. % blpy1'
Why " COURSE / sali DON'T YOU
know You are a father
"N.ll' hr replied. -orl..hne H.7 head
II know !, now hnt / i.dn R G'" b. H".
fore
Good gracious. man. .f.'d' }""
ao'' moan 90 i''I m' v'n .ri. YOUR "''.
40 ani have never written 20 h'r'
DO. 'sh s'.' he HA" '''"mHy
why dd You d" ii'
VET SIR w. GuhIF'i''. SHE hEh'7 i"'' .
me. ana tells m" 20 20 io D" ''uiul ana /
! comes myself here
Passing over thr "'sr'sp'ctful Aljus''n |
to the regiment continued. Well |
arah.t you sorry FOR me quarrel Don
You care anything Tor your VII" or the .
baby
van ! grpie' for 'em hoih.'
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice 10 hereby given that the un-
derslgned has been appointed admins
traitor OF the estate OF Thos. O'Connor.
deceased All persons having claims
against said estate are required to pre-
sent the same to him duly verified ac-
cordlng to law, Within six months from
this date.
A. J. KTAFTKE,
Adnlnislrator OF the Estate Of Thos.
O'Connor. Deceased.
Date OF first publication, June 21, 1901
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
WHERE JIM MIL GOT HIS GRIT

Jam ]. I'M the great a.,wty mag.
nate, began lie n very humble way.
lie was u clerk oa q Mississippi ,'yte,
aud so POOR that, when be was called
upon to make a railroad trip for few
hundred miles. h. nad to borrow he
money % pay Tor his ticket. Bu, he
was yull ol pluck aud energy. AMI. sec-
ing an uu-ccupicl gap tn the field COW
cred By ,Hs HUDSON nGy company. In
the Red river country In Canada. he
tormel a partnership with friend In
-: Paul 90 enter the lpr trade there
Their common practice vas 90 load ~
an OK trl.a vi,h supplies tor the French
Canadian traders. who dealt directly
with the Inljins. make a long tourney
through ;he wilderness 20 the ou,posts
and bring back ;heir wagons laden with
pelts
on one occasion, while s;yu very
young man. Mr. Hll vus obliged 90
make long m.lHin;cr trip alone. His
journey lea through IN, NtlIes. country
ana was chIsea N order ,o reach q crr.
..'" po,"' a"''l '' any '''"p''I''r.
~ ".'.' ID N"l'S'.N "'.' F'.'''''' "''''
a ha't-br.rl Inlna fo~ a guide. ami
'Irrl n Their pair hal travelled
'''"' '". lays '"'y 'F'" ''''.'@'..' .'"'
"''' '" " .s''" .NNI'F 7'I'hF". "."-
.'. ct '.." .'' '' 'l'''''I" 'i amy
'.'.'.. '. "h.' MT. H'b fF." sus-
p'.''-S .''. "' Eu.I' was preparing ''
N'.' 'I' ''' A.Hn H' feared ."'i .h'
'..'" '''' '.'o '''i'''.l ".,' Toy some
rival ''F traders Ih'i A.sh, b." SLEEP
".." '". .y- ''''' ana saw ''r.A.'
.A.NF' which confirmed his H'r'' slf-
p'..'.' 'h' i"iA"' ."r example. 7'''l-
."'y ''." the ammunition 'roW ih'
gun Nh.'a Jay nearest the supposed
81 ..p'f leaving th other, near himself .
s,.. loaded.
vi H'" '.I som" very rIp'd thinking
"'.H'a 10" n-N' hour ana concluded
that his alternative II choice was be-
tween submitting 70 Dee murdered and
racing the PrrIIs N prairie and forest
a''hr' "hrn mis- resolve was taken h' /
pretended 10 wax" up, and ordered his
su''' 10 prepare breakfast ~ usual .
" nile th's was in progress, h" conir'Y- /
"d To possess himself VI the loaded gun
ana all tItfr 1yiUf store II ammunition. Z
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
SlIBRiFFs SALE.

| ~ Wv NNNhNh NANNN w wv HknlN M
OrnK N Tor tho County of clatAop. on
tho iirst day NJ June. 1901. upon JudE-
mrnt rendered therein A tho 10Th day
OF Mach, 1894, In favor ~ n, 10 Harris,
plaintiff. ana against George Hill. de-
feadani. for the sum Of tbSa 49, tho fur
thor sum NJ $50 attorneys fecn logplh-
or with Interest thereon at tho legal
rate from tho 10th day OF March,
1874, ANA tho couta df and upon this writ
commanding and requiring mo 10 levy
upon tho property NJ tho above named
! defendant To satisfy the judgment In
| tcrcAt. costs AM all accrulnE ooaIH. I
did attach the following dcaerlbed real
| property, tn.wit.
Lots q, Z, block l. First Adi, 10
| Ocean Grove, lots =, !. l. Q, O. : hihck
!. lots 10 q, Inclusive block 3 lots 1
% ", inclusive. block T. lots to g.. In.
elusive block I. illrs Adi. - Ocean
Grove, lota - 10 rs. inclusive, block 4,
lots 10 ID, rs 20 ST. 30 20 %. Inclusive.
block & lots |. :, : a. = - -. inclusive,
hlock I lots | 10 ~. inclusive. t,ntk 10,
lots tn 90 inclusive, bio,k II. los 10
20 Inclusive. block H. iiill'p Second Add,
10 Ocean Otoyi, tots |. :. ). 8. 9, TL
.. IT, II. Is. II. block l. lots |, .. 4
Z. 3 ., 10, II. u, block q, iola /. TO
Is Inclusive. block 7. loIa 10 ~ In.
elusive, block 10. lots 60 ~. inclusive.
u'"N 20 ''p 10 ~ 'hJla'V', block
!" ''ss : 20 ~ Ih,laiF' block u. lots
+" ~ inclusive, ol'ck ~ lots ! J.
g. . ~. w. ~ hIock u, lots
20 a. inclusive b1ck 20; lots !. ! !.
,ucco" ., w. o'oek ~. annex 10
" ', 's'onu Hu1 10 "ooan utove:
block !. lots !. :, !. T. 3. TO- II u,
block 2 lots z 6Tsa i0
~ pwrN D. 'o'n l. :. >. g. ].
~ block T. lots J. J. ., g.
:. - " e,ooh lots . ]. 4 Q. &
~ ~ V b,ock lots :. J.
y y" !" ~, h,o'k /" lo'A J.. = ]. :.
~ ~ ~, n,Hck ; lots J.
, - ~ II -. b'Ack ,
@ - !" ~ - bl"'k TO-
,S -, o. ~ = ~, w. u.
~ - ~ = q ,. ,
"a Js - ,up J. q D y . a
i,,., ''s pi'ok ~.
., /" H. y. block
- T",s o. =" !" u.
. IA ,, - ~"
n I, o,tci I'e'H 1s -, "'s J. 10.
bi,,k 10 ir,s
hin.E n - - ~
IA hlo+k ., i,, -
- b,'k - a. ~
n II ht,,E - la. =" .. y ~
3 10 N is hinNL ~ ~ .
10 ~ - b,ors - ,,.
IN - :,
i,,, ~ :" - "'OVH ~
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bI-,E a ,n,s = ~
bl,,k 30 Ia. ~
10 II II blsct An -.
IA ~ - 80. =,
"a - .
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Trains leave Astoria for ilaycl. Ham-
mnnd and Fort Stevens at s'iS u ~.
and $50 p III. daily, Leave Fort SIr-
vens Tor Astoria al 1.0s a IN. and u
p m. daily.
All tralna make clono connection ~
N'oblc with all Northern Pacific tralna
to ANA from tho East and Sound polnln
], c, MAYO.
Gnl, Froigh, and Passenger Agent
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

II a servant girl la caught stealing,
she ls thief n some rich mans wife
or daughter Is caught In the same act
she IS a kleptomanlac. The woI klcp-
tOmanlac makes distinction without
difference. Kleptomanla u high
toned disease Itself and never attacks
anybody but the upper crust
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
WILL BE ADVANCED TO
HE KEPT HIS LEG.

Twelve years ago J. ". Sullivan, Of
Hartford, Conn. scratched his leg with
a rusty wire. Inflammation and blood
poisoning set in. For TWO years he
suffered intensely. Then the best doc
tors urged amputation, but" he writes
Il used one bottle Of Electric Biiters
and ~ boxes Of Bucklens Arnica
Salye and my leg was sound and well
as ever" For Eruptlons, Eczema.
letter, Salt Rhume. Sores and all blood
disorders Electric Bltters has no rival
on earth. Try them. Hart's Drug
Store will guarantee satisfaction or re-
fund money Only SOC.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
FOOD CHANGED TO POISON.

Putrefying food in the intestlnes pro-
duces effects like those Of arsenic, but
Dr.. Kings New Life Pills txpel the
poison from cloggad bowels, gently.
easily but surely, curing Constipation,
BillOusness, Sick Headache, Feyers, all
Liver, Kidney and Bowel troubles. On
lv 25c at Hart's Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

AL the learning Of he best college
bred girls does not prevent them from
acting foolish when they are In love.
It Is a great blessing to parents not
to be able to appreciate what a nuisance
their children are tOother people.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Wireless telcgraphy II a success. but
wireless girls will not be- until the hand
Of the omnpotent Creator sees cause to
supply the deficiency that the bustl'
was designed 10 make up for.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

All communlcations intended for pub
uCation should be directed TO Editor
Astorisn," Business communications
Of all kinds and remittances must be
addressed to The Astorian Publish
ing Co"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
DON'T LET THEM SUFFER.

Often children are tortured with Itch
ing and burning eczema and other skin
diseases but Bucklan's Arnlca Salve
heals the raw sores, expels inhamma-
ton. leaves the skin without a scar
Clean, fragrant, cheap, there's no salve
on earth as good. Try it, Cure guar
nnteed. Only 25c at Hart's Drug Store
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Thos, W, Carter. ~ ASHORE, y, c,
had kidney trouble and one bottle ~
Foley'S Kidney Cure Effected perfect
cure. and he says there IS no remedy
that will compare with il. HArrs DRUG
Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
WHAT TWO CENTS WILL DO,

II will bring relief TO sufferers trnm
asthma or consumption, even IN the
worst cases, This is about what one
dose ot Foley's Honey and Tar costs,
Isn't Il worth triile Harrs Drug
Store
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
THE COST OF LIVING.

Opponents Of the administration seiE'
with avgiity any evidence that the poor
dOwn-trciden people are compeilei &
nav more for the necessaries Of life thar
they did under Democratic government
As the statistics OF prices compiled by
"Dun's Review are the best indication
Of the actual cost Of living. covering So
comnodi'ies, with quantities Of each
taken according TO the per capita con-
sumption. the comparison for the las,
five months is dwelt upon by Free
Traders. as it shows by a non-partisan
authority that the level Of prices has al
vanced 4 per cent. since the people de-
cided to have no change in policy.
sympathy for he unfortunate wage
corners is wasted however, as the
Democratic papers appear to have over
looked the following comments on its
index number by the Review"
Notwithstanding the advance Of near
" 4 per cent. in prices during the past
fve months, the consumer Is not suffer-
ing, for improvement in business has
been so extensive that the people are
well able TO spend more mony. En-
ployes in nearly every branch Of busi-
ness and all sections Of the country are
well occupied, and in numerous instan-
ces advances Of over 10 per cent in
wages have been granted. Official re-
ports show ,ha, the amount Of money
in circulation has increased ab0u, per
cent, and with labor well employed a;
good pay. retail trade is stimulated.
This, in turn. affects wholesale and
manufacturing lines, 50 ,hat all are
more prosperous and N better position
to meet the slight lacrease in COS. Of liv-
ing. Moreover. deposits in savings ana
other hanks expand rapidly, indicating
that money Is being accumulated de-
spite slightly enhanced expenses.
In other words, # a man is earning
10 per cent. more money it Is no hard
ship to spend Z per cent more for the
same things, and, in fact, there would
appear a net gain Of per cent. While
the increase in expens-s is an es:ab-
lishe1 fact, there is no way Of asc7r-
tanning the average rise in income, but
a far more vital point IS the assurance
Of constant employment. Here there
is no room for question. In every SEC I
ton Of goods IS the scarcity Of hands.
mand for labor. and it is frequently
asserted that the only limit to produc-
ton Of goods is the scarcely Of hands
ItFpJI - 4lyui l44E 'DNNA ENAI ~ ~''''~--
rassme1: on the plantations through .
this year will be made difficult in the
this year will be made Difficult in the
same way Throughout the whole
range Of trade and industry closed
shops are now the exception. There
must be these exceptions, however
because special influences affect con-
ditions, and some manufacturers OF
bad Judgment giut the market with
certain articles, while changes in FASH
ion and tastes suddenly Withdraw the
demand for an article that has enjoyed
great popularity. Even in these isolated
cases clever managers are able to dis
pose Of the surplus in other sections Of
the country when money is abundant
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
THOUSANDS SENT INTO EXILE.

Every year large number Of poor
sufferers who's lungs are sore and
racked with coughs are urged 70 go TO
another climate. But this is costly and
not always sure. Don't be an exile
when DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption viii cure you at home
It's the most infalible medicine for
Coughs, Colds and all Throat and Lung
disease On earth. The first dose brings
relief. Astounding cures result from
persistent use. Trial bottle free at
Harris Drug Store. Price 51c and 800.
Every bottle guaranteed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The Astorian guarantees to It's ad-
vertsers the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Science has found that rheumatism
Is caused by uric acid in the blooi
This poison should be excreted by the
kidneys, Foley's Kidney Cure always
makes them we'll Harris Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Sam Jones said that With the girls
cutting down their cDrsIgss for the Lall-
room and cutting up their dress skirts
for the bicycle, he was getting uneasy,
because he failed 20 see where they
were going 20 stop. Sam ought to turn
his head the other bag ...4 not try 20
see.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

You can never cure dyspepsia by
dieting What your body needs Is
plenty u good food properly dlgested.
Then II J1ur stomach win not digest
f., KOd1l Dyspepsia Cure will It con-
tains all Of the natural digestants,
hence mus. digest every class of food
and 80 prepare Il that nature can use
II in uourishing the body and replac-
Ing the wasted tissues, thus giving life,
health, strength, ambition, pure blood
and good healthy appetite. CHAS
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Or, George Ewing. a praetlclng phys
ician OF Smiths Grove, Ky, Tor over
thirty years, writes his personal expert.
ence with Foey's Kidney Cure. For
years have been greatly bothered with
kidney trouble and enlarged PROSTATE
gland. | used everything known ~ the
profession without relief. until was in
duced - use Foleys Kidney Cure.
After using three bottles was entirely
relieved and cu-eI prescribe It now
daily In my practice and heartily
recommend It's use 70 all physicians Tor
such troubles. tor I can honestly state
have prescribed Il In hundreds Of
cases with perfect success" Harts
Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Mr.. John Tipp's, Cotton, ohio, says;
'Foley's Honey and Tar cured my 1T
tie girl ot severe cough ana intlamcd
tonsils," Hearts Drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The Lord doss not look ut mans
clothes in church, but the balance Of
the congregation more than makes up
for N
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Nothing makes dNNss- goods ~ M
quicker than mouse,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Putting nlckels In Slo: Is pretty
much like pouring water into a rat
hole.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Most " our society women have Two
faces; one Tor home use and the other
FOR society.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Advertising rates can ne had on Ap-
Hca in- % the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
9utlY Aatnrtnat.
Telephone Main sSl.
Terms OF SUBSCRIPTION,
DAILY.

eeSt by mail. per year..,...,",,SSW
Sent by mail. per month....."..,. so
Served by carrier. per month";" go
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

No place In Oregon has 30 many pret-
ty girls. according 70 population, as As
t1ria. They are flowers Of humanity,
but they get most Of their perfumes
from the drug-stOres.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

A woman can make great change
in mans life, but she requires lot Of
changes while doing il.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

There are some men who 10 not
have % take mud baths IN order make
hogs ot themselves.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

II wish TO truthfully state TO you and
the readers Of these few lines that your
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure IL without ques-
ton, the best and only cure for dys-
papsia that I have ever come in con
tact with and have used many other
preparations. John Beam. West Md
dleseX, Pa. No propagation equals Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure as \ contains all the
natural digestants. II will digest all
kinds Of food and can't help but do
YOU good. CHAs. ROGERS. Druggist,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
DRAWING THE LINE ON JACKSON

A good story is told in Missouri at the
expense Of its once famous governor
Claiborne F. Jackson. Before he soly-
ed the enigma Of lovelock he hai mar
r!ed Ave sisters In reasonable lapse Of
consecutiveneSs. After one wife had
been lost and apparently mourned he
espoused another. and he kept mis-
courtng within a narrow circle q his
own relatives, for he rather liked the
family.
Th4 an;!qua,ed father Of hess siTIs
was almost deaf. and when .ha gov
ernor went to this oc;ogenarian TO ask
for his surviving daughter this troll!ck-
ing conversation ensued; ,.
Il want Lizzie"
"Eh?"
q want you to let me have Eliza
beth,'
"oh, YOU wan, Lizzie, do you:" wha,
for?"
For my v!fs,"
For life?"
Il want-to-mary-hsr"'
"Oh, yes, Jus, So. Lhear you, boy"
I'm precious glad you I5-" mu"sr-
- the governor.
Well" slowly resp7al,d The veteran.
YOU needn't 5ll.ra 50 iha. the whole
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The piles that SnRDv you 50 will be
quickly and permanently healed II you
Use HeWitt's Witch Hazel SIlve. Be
ware OF worthless countertaits. CHAS
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The preachers have boycotted The
devsl for centuries. but they have tallNi
70 drive him out Of business In this
town
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Jas. G. Amhsr,. ot Della, O. writes:
Il had an obstinate sore on my face
which everything else failed 20 heal.
After one application OF Banner Solve
Il began 70 heal and after three appu-
cations 8; was entirely healed leaving
no scar. Hart's Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The most important people In the
world are those who mind their own
business.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

II whiskey was not an antdOte fJr
snake bites what excuse would the
snake have for living?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
sEMI-wEEKLY.

Sent by mail, per year, in advance, $500
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve should
be promptly applied 10 cuts. burns ani
scalds. Il soothes and quickly heals
the injured part. There are worthless
counterfels, be sure 10 get DeWltts.
CHAS. ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

\ BAD complexion generally results
from inactive liver and bowels. IN all
such cases De Wits Little Early Rls-
ers produce gratifying results. CHAS
ROGERS Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

White Collar Lane tickets Interchange.
able with o. r. & y, Co. and V. r. Co.
tickets.
Telephone Dock Telephone III.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

One Of the worst pests that bother the
farmer Is the politician.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Some men vote as they pray, but they
never pray, unless II is TO ask for per
sOnal favor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Any advertised dealer Is authorized TO
suarantee Banner Salve for tet;er,
eczema, piles. sprains, scalds. burns.
ulcers and any open or old sore.
Hart's Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

The average woman prefers tia.iery
20 sympathy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Man ls a slave to the almighty dollar
and woman 70 the 9S cents bargain
counter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

4Hr +"'4 b-yk says, r"f my
Sh=-p,' bu; !, says nothing ab0u. h-"c-
ing he lambs.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo-Qu!nine Tab
lets. pc.
A woman should not be foolish enough
q die for man, but most any woman
j. foolish enough 10 color t0r him.
Courtesy opens many doors and i,
should close them, also. when 10 o'clock
p. N. com=s the the old folks get
sleepy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

II am Indebted 10 One Minute Cough
Cure for my present good health ani
my life. l was treated In vain by doc
tors for lung trouble following la
grippe. I took One Minute Cough Cure
and recovered my health" Mr.. E. H.
Wse, Malls)a, Ga. CHAs. ROGERS.
Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

\ mans works may be a power Il
good or evil long after he has crrpt In
o his grave
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21
WHITE COLLAR LINZ
Portland Astoria Route.
STR. q" TAHOMA."
Daily Round Trips except SUNDAY.
TIME CARD

Through Portland connection with
steamer Nahcot,a trom llwAeo ami Long
Beach points.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

II flirting is such enjoyable passt.me,
why don, husbands fiirt with their
wives?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

L Is easar I'D ke p VIII IAN ge.
cured DsWl.ts Little Early Rls'rs
taken now ant rH.-. $50. always keep
your bowels In pert.c, order. They
never gr.pe but prlm1ge IN sasy g'utr
action. CHAS. ROGERS. Drusg,s,.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Those famous Little pls D+Wltvs
Lt;la Early r sars compel your Liver
and bowels 90 ID their du:y. ;lss CIV
ing you pure, rich blood 70 recuI erate
Your body Are easy ID Iko Never
gr.pe. CHAs. ROGGRS. Drusglst.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-07-21

Th- secret u financial success Is. 20
fuI out what the people wan; and then
corner It.