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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR CHANCELLOR.

We are authorized 10 announce Jno. s. Cooper
oi Trenton, ~ a candidate for reelection as
chancellor 81 the Chancery Division composed
q the c0untieA Of Weakly, Ohi0n Lake, Gibson
cite, subject 70 the action Of the Democratic
party.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29

FoR COUNTY, couRr o1ERK.


We have the authority to announce Nancy
hell as candidate for County Court Clerk Of
Obl0n County, subject to the action of the
Democratic party. Primary election, Saturday
March l. 1902
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29
FOR ArroRNEY-eESERAI

We are authorized to anneunce the name Of
Dock J. Caldwell as a candidate for Attorney.
General Of this judicial circuit, subject to the
action Of the Democratic party
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29

We are authorized to announce s. r Howard
a candidate for the Office Of County Court Clerk
March 1902
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29
FoR sHERIrF.

Dock J. Caldwell as q candidate for Attorney.
General Of this judicial circuit, subject to the
action Of the Democratic party.
FOR SHERIFF.
]. r.. cHILEs.
We are authorized to announce James
Chlles q candidate for sheriff OF Obi0n County,
subject % the action Of the Democratic party
Primary election, Saturday. March l., 1902.
j. D. M'cRAcKEN
We are authorized toennounce J d McCraek
en- ae candidate for The 0liice Of Sheriff Of
ODion County, subject to the action of the
Democratic party Primary election, SatuF-
day, March d, 1902
T. p. NOAH
We are authorized 10 announce I p Noah
candidate Tor the Office Of Sheriff Of Obion
County. subject 20 the action ogthe Democratic
party. Primary election, Saturday, March |.
1901
JOSH 3. ADAMS.
We are authorized TO announce Josh s
Adams candidate for Sheriff Of Obi0n C0uu-
", subject TO the action OF the Democratic
palsy. Primary election, Saturday. March l.
1902.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29

Go toJ. c. Bnrdick's for fine fish
and fresh oysters. 44ff
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1901-11-29
Wants 4 Man.

Everything good to eat at ali
times at Dahnke's.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
Strands of the telegraph Found to
He Accurate Meteorological
Prophets.

There are no more reliable weather
prophets anywhere than the tele-
graph wires that are now 50 common
as to be within the reach OF every
one" as bargain counter hustlers cx-
press II. This novel discovery was
made by a German physician in the
following manner: As he was waiting
for "A train al a country station he heard
shrlll sound, which was made by the
wind as il passed through network
of nearby wires. AT once the doctor
remembered that he had frequently
heard similar sound either imme-
diately before or after storm or
heavy fall of rain or snow, and 1t nat
urally occurred to him to try and as
certain whether there was any connec-
tion between the sound and such
changes In the weather.
As heavy shower of rain fell with
in IS hours after he had heard the
sound at the railroad station he con-
cluded that there was such connec-
ton. and he then determined to inves-
,igate the matter thoroughly. AS n
result he now maintains. first, that any
unusual disturbance in the telegraph
wires is an infallible indicator of bad
weather. and. second. that the nature
of the changes in the atmosphere may
be learned from the sound which the
wind makes when passing through the
wires.
Thus deep sound, he says, which is
OF considerable or medium strength,
indicates that there will be slight
showers OF rain with moderate winds
within from 80 to IS hours, and. on the
other hand, sharp, shrill sound is the
sure token Of q heavy storm, which
will be accompanied by much rain or
snow.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28

Vat AbsmiaAbia ausAsssss, The his
seoNN0sxla were sitting erumbline
under . sail In the 1orecsstls, ashore
we could see the gigs made fast. and 9
man sitting in each, hard by where the
river runs in.. One Of them was whist
ling ..Lillibullero."
Waiting was strain; and it was de-
cided that Hunter and / should go
ashore with the jolly-boat, in quest of
information.
The gigs had leaned to their right;
but Hunter and pulled straight in. in
the direction of the stockade upon the
chart. The two who were left guard
ing their boats seemed in q hustle at
our appearance; "Lillibullero" stopped
of, and could sec the pair discussing
what they ought to BIO. Had they gone
and told Silver, all might have turned
out differently; but they had their
orders, suppose, and decided to sit
Quietly where they were and bark
back again to "Lillibullero."
There was slight bend in the coast,
and / steered so as to put it between
us; even before we landed we had thus
lost sight of the gigs. I jumped ont,
and came Us near running as durst,
with big silk handkerchief under my
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
able u gi-s 4 sssA asssuat II : halt
tloxAn al leaat.

The squire was waiting for me at
the stern window, all his faintness gone
from him. He caught the painter and
made it fast, and we fell to loading the
boat for our very lives. Pork, powder
and biscuit was the cnrgo, with only
musket and cutlass apiece for squire
and me and Redruth and the captain.
The rest of the arms and powder were
dropped overheard in two fathoms and
n half OF water, 80 that we could see
the bright steel shining far below US
in the sun, on the clear, sandy bottom.
BY this time the tide was beginning
to ebb, and the ship was swinging
around to her anchor. Voices were
heard hnllooing in the direction Of the
two gigs; and though this reassured us
for Joyce and Hunter, who were well to
the eastward, it warned our party TO
be OIL.
Redruth rctreated from his place in
the gallery and dropped into the boat,
which we had brought round TO the
ships counter, to be handler for Capt.
Smollett.
"Now, men," said he, "do you hear
lne?"
There was no answer from the fore
castle.
Its to you, Abraham Gray-it's to
you l am speaking"
Still no reply.
Gray" resumed Mr.. Smollett, little
louder, II am leaving this ship, and
order you to follow your captain. I
know you are a good man at bottom,
and dare say not one of the lot of
you's as bad as he makes out. have
my watch here in my hand; give you
80 seconds to join me i'm
There was a pause.
Come, my fine fellow" continued
the captain, don't hang so long in
stays. I'm risking my life, and the
lives Of these good gentlemen, every
second"
There was sudden scuffle, n sound
of blows, and out burst Abraham Gray
with knife cut on the side of the cheek,
and came running to the captain, like
dog to the whistle.
Ppm with you, SIR" said he.
And the next moment he and the cap
tain had dropped aboard of us, and we
had showed off and given way.
We were clear out of the ship, but
not yet ashore in our stockade.
To he Contiuued romor,ov.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
PART ". ~
/: THE STOCKADE. I,
CHAPTER XVI.

NARRATIVE CONTINUED By THE
DOCTOR HOW THE SHIP WAS
ABANDONED. as
1t was about half-past one-three
bells in the sea phrase-that the two
boats went ashore from the "Hispani-
OLA" The captain. the squire and l
were talking matters over in the cabin.
Had there been breath Of wind. we
should have fallen on the six mutineers
who were left aboard with us, slipped
our cable, and away TO sea. But the
wind was wanting; and to complete
our helplessness, down came Hunter
with the news that Jim Hawkins had
slipped into boat and was gone
ashore with the rest.
1t had never occurred to US to doubt
Jim Hawkins; but we were alarmed
for his safety. With the men In the
temper they were in, it seemed an even
chance if we should see the lad again.
Weran ondeck. The pitch wass bubbling
IN the seams: the nasty stencil Of the
place turned me sick; II ever man
smelled fever and dysentery, It wss in
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
A Perfect Dream.

"The safe have fsll over. ma'am, on
top Of the new sample hAht, and
mashed it," said the apprentice, pro-
ducing = jumbled mass of fattened
millinery.
"Ah. now It 10 . perfect dream!
Put q new card ON It: Crushed
shapes; latest out. Price, $0o.o9,'"
said the delighted st. Catherine street
milEncr.-Montreal Star.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
Prosperou. Inventors.

"There isn't much money in inven-
tions," said the young man with long
hair and . thoughtful manner.
"That's nonsensel" answered Sena-
tor Sorghum. Look at the men who
invented trusts and watered stock. The
trouble is that you don't invent the
right thing."-Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
Systeuatic neo.ony.

"The idea OF your telling me I'm ex-
travagant!" protested Mr.. Chugwater.
"when I've saved $500 in the last ten
years on one item alone, by q little
self-denial!"
"What item 10 that7" demanded Mrs.
Chugwater.
Cutting down my Afe insurance
from 5000 to e1,o00."-Chicago Trib-
una.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
A naup.s Work

''Hsllo. Walker! What y up to now:
daysT'
"Well. Lazy, I'm lookin' fer chance
4 work."
"Aw, come on! You don't expect me
to believe that?"
Cert. It's de truth. I'm lookn' fer
. chance Z work some soft guy fer tho
price Of . drink."-Philadelphia Bull
letin.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
Taken from the E.emy.

The Englishman had been listening
to several newspaper men who were
ridiculing some alleged bits Of humor
in a John Bull publication, and at
length blurted out, angrily:
"You Americans have beastly man
ners. You are always making fun Of
our Jokes. I'm sure don't see any
thing In them TO laugh at."-JudEe.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
o.ly Ro.d 10 Wt.dou.

Pearson-The only way for q man to
learn all about women is TO get mar
ried.
Gregson-Aad study the ways of his
wife, eh?
Pearsoh-No, listen 70 what she tells
him about other womsn.-Tt-Bts.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
hardly Practicable.

Mrs.. Neurieh Why didn't you como
when rang the bell?
seryant-Please. ma'am, I didn't
hear the bell.
Mrs. Neurich-WeH, hereafter when
you don't hear II come and tell me at
cnce.-C Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
II Would Do.

II am self-made man." said the
pompous individual with his chest ex-
|panded.
Tho other looked ct him critically.
"Your excuse II satisfactory" hc
sod. d.-Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
NeWland's Additions

to the city of Boulder These lots are very de-
sirable for residence and the price is right and
terms reasonable. Below we give a partial
list of properties we have for sale.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28

And at this there came suddenly Hiow-
ering shadow over his face, and be
tightened his grasp upon my hand. and
raised a forefnger threateningly be'
fore my eyes.
"Now, Jim, you tell me true; that
amt Flint's ship?" he asked.
At this had happy inspiration. ]
began to believe that ] had found an
ally, and / answered him at once.
"It's not Flint's ship, and Flint is
dead; but I'll tell you true, as you ask
me-there arc some OF Fhnts hands
aboard; worse luck for the rest OF
u.s."
mot nan-with ons-lsgr be
gasped. -. &. ..ssx.
.Silver?'' asked.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28

If you want to sell or buy property cali on us
We are resident agents for the best insuranc,
companies. We write fire, life, accident and
plate glass insurance, and if in need OF any
thing in that line give us call.
Daily camera., 1901-08-28
WIRES TELL THE WEATHER.

To be Continued Tomorrow.
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NAME or sToOE
MERCANTILE.

u, Brewer q &C
h. aSachs' Dry Goods
Co, Ltd..-.-,...,...
L, i. Kerr & Co., Ltd
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WiIder's Steamship Company.

NOTICE-CHANGE IN SAILING.
STEAMER KINAU WILL SAIL
from Hilo on Thursday December 10.
and Thursday, December %, at 5 D.. m.
instead Of or Fridays at 10 a. m. as
usual; viii sail from Honolulu on Mon
day, December %, and Monday De
cember 30, at IL m, instead of on
Tuesdays, as usual.
Steamer Claudine will sail from Ka-
hului on Friday, December 20, at 3 D
M ana on Friday, December q, at 5
p. m, instead of on SATURDAYS as
usual; will sail from Honolulu on Mon
day, December %, and Monday. De
30. at 5 p. m. instead of on
Tuesdays, as usual.
steamer Lehua viii sail from Homo
on thursday, December IS, and on
Thursday, January 2. at 5 n m in
stead Of on Wednesdays. as usual
After these dates regular schedule
will be resumed. ea97
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WHO KNOWS THE
ENTERTAINER?
Chicago. Nov. 29. zoo

chicago, NOV. -, sui
Editor Advertiser: In November,
1899, the transport Benmohr arrived at
Honolulu with the boys of the 45th reg
iment on board, bound for the Philip
pines. 1 was one of them and as we
strolled' about your city we came upon
an elderly lady. about fifty I should
judge, who invited US in upon her lawn
and babe US partake Of the coffee, cake,
nuts and lemonade that she had placed
on tables there Every soldier was well
come, and upon departing she presented
each with a bag of nuts. I was so
touched by her generosity that I asked
her to tell me her name, but nave long
since forgotten it.
I remember. however. that she said
she was Of German pa~rentage, but
could not speak that language. She
lived on one Of the main streets run
ming towards the bay, on the one on
which the fire department building is
located, I believe. or else the one next
to it in the direction of the Queens
Palace.
1t seems to me that it was King
street, and that it was about half a
mile from the fire department. not in
the direction Of the bay. but away from
il.
AAtA AtNlGEE Was Ga llfOHSl u4lllt4--
sions. and stood back on the lot I
should say about 20 feet from the side
walk. The lot had a frontage of about
feet and was on the same side Of the
street as the fire department building.
1t has occurred TO me that you, as
editor of the Pacific Commercial Ad-
vertiser. may possibly have heard OF
this lady and can secur her address
for me. or helm me to trace her where
abouts. I shall feel myself greatly in
debted to YOU for any Information con
corning her.
I inclose stamps for a o of your
paper OF January %. 1901, and also q
COPY Of present date. and for a reply.
Trusting that o can be Of assist
ance in this matter, 7 remain. very re-
spectfully yours.
GEO. 3. SETTER.
3411 Charlton street, Chicago. III. I.
:. a.
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Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.

experienced girl for second work.
Address, with references, "A. L."
his office. 6OSS
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SAIL TO-DAY
DIED.

Br. sp E%uphrates, Davies, may sail
for the Sound.
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Election of Officers.

AT THE ADJOURNED ANNUAL,
meeting Of stockholders Of the oahu
Sugar Co. Ltd. held in Honolulu on
December II. 1901, at the meeting room
above the office OF Messrs. Castle &
Cooke. Ltd. the following officers We're
elected to serve during the ensuing
year:
Pau Isenberg. President.
1T. =. Robinson. First Vice Pres't.
T. Lewis. Second Vice President.
II. A. IsenberE. Treasurer.
F. Klaup. Secretary.
Armin HaneberE. Auditor.
Board OF Directors. c. Allen. F.
J. Lowrey. J. a. McCandlese. H.
Pau Isenberg. NJ. p. Robinson.
F. Lewis, II. A ~Isenberg. F. Klamp.
r. KLAMP.
SVSS Secretary.
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NOTICE

HUNTING. SHOOTING OR THB
carrying OF firearms on any OF the LANDS
or leased by the Oahu Railway y
Company is absolutely forbidden
All rights Of the company I'm the dis
tricts OF Waia}ua and KoOlauloa are
reserved for Haleiwa Hotel.
Tresspassers will be prosecuted %
the full extent Of the law.
B. F. DILLINGHAM;,
co.'s Manager.
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&HIPpiW6 iNTELLI3ENCE.
THE WEATHER

THE WEATHER.
Mean Temperature-70.
Minimum Temperatures.
Maximum Temperature-0.
Barometer at 8 p. m.-29.S4; falling.
RaiIfalI-0.
Mean Dew Point for the Day-61.
Mean Relative Humidity-74.
Winds-North to southwest, 3 to o.;
weather clear forenoon, clouding up in
afternoon from southwest.
Forecast for Today Southwest
winds; probably some rain.
CURTIS j. LYONS,
Territorial MeteorOlogist.
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Wilder's Steamship Company
NOTICE.

ON AND AFTER DECEMBER Is,
next all freights must be prepaid unless
other arrangements be made at the OF
fee Of the company, corner Fort ana
Queen streets. previous TO that late.
c. L. WIGHT, President
Honolulu, November II, 1901. sOls
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DEPARTED.

Friday, December Is.
Ger. sp. Lita, Harms, for Portland;
10 a. m.
Str. Noeau, Wyman, for Honokaa
and Kukuihaele; 10 a. m.
Case. schr. Eclipse, Townsend, for
Lahaina, Kihei, Makena, KaiIua, Ma
poopoo and Hookena; 3 p. m.
Str. Kawailani, Dover, for Paauhau,
Kukaiau. Ookala. Hakalau; > p. m.
Am. str. Tampico. Reed, for Seattle.
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NOTICE.
THE
ADJOURNED


THE ADJOURNED ANNTrAF
meeting of the stockholders Of the Ke-
kaha Sugar Co, Ltd, will be held at
the Office Of H. Hackfeld & Co. Ltd
on Monday. the 18th day of December
1901, at ? o'clock p. m.
T. KLAMP.
oo79 Acting Secretary.
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3401 Charlton street, Chicago. III. [
( a.
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ARRIVED.

Friday, December IS.
Schr. Keauikeauoli, from Paauilo;
$50 a. IN
str. J. a. Cummins, Searle, from
Waimanalo; 10 p. m.
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kAWAINUI-In this city. December
10, 1901, Mrs. Hattie X. kawalnul,
aged forty-five years.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-05-30
MODERN FABLES WITH MORALS,
4 Practical Woman an Artist, and a
Meeting of Old Friends.
From The Chicago Rec0Td-HeFaId-)

(Frgm the Chicago EeCOT4-fsts4li-)
There was once Il Man who wanted to
be A PIunger- and He invested His Mon
" in 4 Business where kal .uTe IS Ihe
Rule and Success the Exception
His wife was Practical woman Wh9
did not Believe in Her Husband Tnetnod
OF getting Rich suddenly 80 she S&Fed
and Scrimped, ana kept The FANNY On
almost Nothing, while He was Doing the
PIunging-
what becomes Of the Profits Of your
Business she Asked.
I Turn them over Money makes Mon
ey when II is Turned Ove--
But how Do you Turn it FVarZ
IN Puts and Calls ami Margins and
Other ways You could not POSSIBLY IN
derstand-
She kept Her own Counsel and The Man
-Eas at Home SO Seldom, that He never
Noticed the Saving and ScrImplng- But
One Night he went Home Early, ana as
Soon as his Wife saw Him She was sure
he had Bad News. She had lived Long
Enough to know that Not one Man in One
Thousand goes Home Earl 20 tell His
wife Good News
''WeH?'' she asked. Has the Bubble
1T has And I am a Ruined Mani You
had Better take the Children and Go
/ Back TO the Happy Home you left to fol-
| follow DE, Mummy dearH'
Not Much responded the Practlcal
Woman, while you have been Losing
/ have been Saving, and now l am Going
( to do little Plunging for Myself, but
Shall not co Beyond my depth
Then her husband said. Give Ne the
/ Money you have Saved and I VIII Turn II
Thanks AwfuIIy." said the Practical
Woman But the Money Is already Turn
ed over where it VIII do the Most Good.
/ There IS only Going Il be One PlUngeI
/ IN This Family, and am It,
| Moral-The Price Of Al Economical
/ Woman is above Rubies.
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WHERE He FELL DOWN.
Many Coed Attributes Bat One Was
Lacking.
(From Judge J

The young man drew himself up to his
full height
7 have he cried. an UnsulIIed charac-
ter. an ardent heart, versatile mind, and
strenuous biceps-"
The young girl yawned and seemed in
terested.
He was quick TO push his advantage.
I am the possesor Of town and coun-
try house, a yacht a stable OF thorough
breds, and q box at the opera"
She hesitated, and a Slight flush be
trayed that she was listening
Il have got" he continued with a Ger
tain herceness. thirty servants. forty
pairs Of trousers, fifty ancestors, three
automobiles six prize bull pups and an
army commission
All she had found her tongue at last
ed
The young man shuddered-
He felt that ne had lost He had PLAYED
nTeryily and high, but she was above his
limit
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Blood Poison, Cancer,
Ulcers, Eating Sores, Eczema.
Many Suffer and Don't Know 1t.

IF your ancestors suffered, if you have
tainted polluted blood ulcers, eating sores,
persistent pimples- sore lips chronic dry
sore or waTt. sweitingS, aching bones or
joints. mucous patches liberated throat
or mouth dull. aching or Iancing, shoot
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or scabs. you have either Blood Poison
OF the beginnings Of Deadly Cancer Don
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over thirty years ago Thousands have
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medicines. and surgical operations failed
Sold in Washington by Evans Drug Store,
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Mattings.

When Rudden has his
name tagged to a roll Of
Mating it's a guarantee
that it's the best. Our as
sortment Of Chinese and
Japanese Mattings is
the finest in the city. We
lay and tack 'em down
free.
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There was Once a Comely Chicago girl
who wrote to Her dearest Boarding
School friend and invited Her to come
and make Her a long Visit
we won't Do a Thing but go Some
where Every single Day, and we viii
have such Good Time we viii just Make
Rome howl"
This language was the Lingo of the Age
in which She lived, and Her girI-friend
Understood it as Easily as if 1t had been
merely Twentieth Century Greek or ChOc-
taW.
The Friend came and was Met at the
Station by the Chicago Girl and a young
Man who had Not figured previously in
their Exchanges Of Confidence by Mail
The Company was greatly surprised to
see that He correspondent with A Ring
on the Enga cement finger Of Her Friend.
But she was discreetIy silent, which was
More from Necessity than Tact. as the
young Man monopOlIZed the Chicago girl
to the Complete exclusion of Her dearest
friend. At dinner She sat between the
Engaged Pair, who conyersed in Mono
tones across her Plate, and in the Even
! ing They entertetnAd Each other in the
! ParIoT, leaving Her to play Cribbage
with a Deaf aunt. After a week of sim
/ liar enjoyment the Company packed Her
! trunk, and when asked to Explain why
/ she was Leaving said:
| Because my part is Not on the Pro.
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A Certain portrait Painter had a Silly
wife who was Always Dragging that Her
Husband was an Artist until Everybody
grew Tired = Hearing Him addressed by
that Title I'D the poor Man himself com
planned Of Having no Othner name He
declared that he would Much prefer TO