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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11
PILES CURED WITHOUT KNIFE

Boro-Carbol Salve will cure blind,
bleeding or itching piles when all 9TH
er ointments have failed. 1t absorbs
the tumors, allays the itching at once.
Acts like poultice. gives instant re-
lief. Cures ordinary cases In six days,
the worst cases in fourteen days. Boro-
Carbol Salve Is new discovery and
the only Pile remedy sold on positive
guarantee. No cure no pay. Price %
cents per box. Wells s. Haymaker,
Main street. 4slm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11

The trunk of the elephant has no
fewer than 1000 muscles-at least so
said Cuvier, the famous comparative
anatomlst. The whole Of the muscles
of mans body added together only
number b27.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11
The Two ChamnIonn.

1t is said that the roar OF lion can
be heard farther than the sound made
by any other living creature. Next to
that comes the note of woman who
has found a mouse in her BUREAU
Boston Transcript.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11
YOst Coaching Michigan,
Former West Virginia Foot Ball
Playerlcoaching in the North
west.

Harris +. Yost, brother Of our towns
man, E. A. Yost, is now coaching the
University Of Michigan. Concerning
him. the Detroit Free Press says:
81 looks as If Yost is going to be
nrime favorite with the students. He
has certainly made big hit with the
foot ball candidates and this is a good
criterion. He has kind OF magnet
ism that wins the confidence Of all
who are thrown into his company. In
fact there has sprung up a regular
mutual admiration society between
Yost and pupils. He is the best
coach ever worked under" is what
the men say. "They are the finest
lot OF fellows ever met. They are
pentlemen-every one Of them" is
Yost's comment on the squad.
speaking of YoSt, he is not only
a model of an athlete, but he is
fine character ina professional sense.
1t is doubtful if a man could make
him mad if he went up and slugged
him, but after any onehas sized up his
broad shoulders and general muscular
development it is doubtful If such a
dangerous thing would be attempted.
1t takes but an introduction to size up
the big West Virginia man as one OF
the bsst gnatured Son earth. During
the practice thathas been going on he
has been sorely tried, but he has not yet
become exaSperated or shown any
temper. A man might be with him 4
life time and never hear curse word
from his lips.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11

DO you suffer from piles II so do
nat turn to surgery for relief. De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will act more
Quickly, surely aud safely, saving you
the expense and danger of an opera
zion. Frank G. Bland. 4S-lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11

Jinks-How much do you think
minister ought to get for marrying
coupler
Fllkins-well, IL wholly unacquaint-
ed with them perhaps he might be let
OF with six months.-Exchange.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11
Special RATES no BUFFALO
PAN-AMERIcAN EXPOSITION, B. { Q.
RAILROAD.

Excursion tickets from Clarksburg
to Buffalo and return via Plttsburg
account Pan-American Exposition now
on sale at ticket ofiices Baltimore and
Ohio railroad.
Ten Day Tickets-on Sale daily,
$l3.25.
Fifteen Day Tickets-on saledaily,
$l625.
Season Tickets-O On sale daily, good
returning until Nov. 80, 1901, SlT.5o.
For full details, time Of trains, etc.
call on. Agent B. & o. railroad. 4O-td-
New Arc Year I<iansguV
2; ~ 6sIess 3
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-10-11

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The Conservative, 1901-01-31

not hold office-that is you seldom elect
him to one. He can't serve on q jury,
although he has the right. and he is still
a slave, socially. The difficulty seems
to me that you regard him as a savage
and treat him as such. He feels him
self an outlaw ard acts accordingly.
Now, why not assimilate him benevo-
lently?"
Mr.. WI will doubtless note other in.
consistencies in the American character.
1t is reported that he is very much
grieved and humiliated because of the
lawless depredations of his boxer
countrymen. He may find it consoling
to know that barbarism is not character
istic of the Chinese race alone but there
still remains much of savage brutality
in Christian America.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
The burning of
the negro at Leav-
enworth makes it
AMERICAN
SAVAGES.

quite difficult for Minister WI to COM
prehend our civilization. After listen
ing to the protests Of our countrymen at
the conduct of Cinnamon who, because
of racial prejudice, killed people of a
different race and civilization, it must
indeed have been severe shock to him
to near of good Christian Americans
doing the same thing, and in a more
savage and barbarous way. 1t must be
all the more inexplicable to him that
such an affair should take place in Kan
sas where there once existed the strong
est of pro African sentimentalism.
"You bring the black man here" he
says, against his will. You make him
free, or the great Lincoln did. Then
you declare him equal to the white man
but you denied him equality. He can
The Conservative, 1901-01-31

- The most mag
nificent and superb
charlatan and sophist always precedes
the commoner quacks in the long
procession of humbugs which is con-
stantly marching among the people Of
the United States. He prescribes the
evolutions in economics, politics and
sociology which fools endorse. There is
nothing so attractive to the thoughtless
as a successful upstart. The speedy
growth of a toadstool excites more
wonder than the imperceptible growth
of great oak.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
Tbe Conservative.
QUITE PLAIN.

,, - 1t is very plain
that the demo.
cratic party ought to be reorganized by
populists and silver republicans. A
peerless authority declares that those on
the ''inside" and not those on "the out
side" can organize victory. The
increased majority against those on "the
inside" in November, 1900, makes it
quite plain that Bryanarchy will in
time win unanimous defeat.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
FROZEN.
The watermelon
in summer heat is

Ill summer n6dC Is
delicious and satisfactory edible. But
in the winter time, served frozen, it
tastes as the rhetoric of a spellbinding
candidate for the presidency reads after
refrigeration on type.
Emotional exuberance, tricks of voice
and the magnetism of the eye admit of
common or commoner periodical.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
GOVERNMENT.

- An experienced
expounder of all
questions economic and political, has
established fact smelter and is now
moulding opinions at Lincoln, Nebraska,
for broadcast dissemination Among
other declarations bearing the trade
mark of this eminent and eloquent
vagarist The CONSERVATIVE finds:
"a government resting on force is, on
the other hand, ever unstable because it
excites hatred rather than affection and
is continually at war with human nature
it is in constant antagonism to that uni.
versal sentiment which is defined as
liberty"
Has a government ever existed ex.
cept by force? Did George Washington
and his soldiers establish independence
by orations, or by battles? And after it
was instituted did the government
evolved come into existence forceless?
Has the United States government the
right by the force of majority at the
ballot boz to compel several millions of
a minority to respect the president
whom they do not like and did not vote
for?
No government can exist except it
have force to protect it's life. Every
government on earth is based upon the
power, force and cogency with which
it can control citizens or subjects and
defend itself against invaders.
After several centuries the govern.
ment of Great Britain is not "unstable
because it excites hatred rather than
affection" All government is in con-
stant antagonism to that universal sen.
timent which is defined as License-a
sentiment that fires the heart of anarchy
everywhere, that in the breasts of the
ignorant and misled breeds rapine, MUIR
der and arson. It is sentiment in
effervescent oratory which sparkles with
a seductive glamour, an alluring magne-
tism, like that of the eyes of snakes
charming innocent birds to death and
destruction.
This find fault and tear. down policy
of discredited oracles and retired
prophets, is altogether commoner among
populists than even the feeblest symp-
toms of common sense. Governments
having no force are the governments
which are dead.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
NOT CHANGED BUT GLORIFIED.
The Trumpet shall sound,
And the dead shall be raised
Incorruptible.

And the dead shall be raised
Incorruptible.
Not changed but glorifledl Oh beauteous
language
For those who weep,
Mourning the loss of soma dear face departed,
Fallen asleep. = g.
flushed into silence, never more to comfort
The hearts of men,
Gone. like the sunshine of another country,
Beyond our ken.
Oh dearest dead, we saw thy white soul shining
Behind the face,
Bright with the beauty and celestial glory
OF an immortal grace.
What wonder that we stumble, faint and
weeping,
And sick with fears,
Since thou hast left us-all alone with sorrow
And blind with tears2
Can it be possible no words shall welcome
Our coming feetp
How will it look that face that we have
cherished
When next we meetp
Will it be changed, so glorified and sanity,
That we shall know it not2
Will there be nothing that will say, II love
thee,
And have not forgot?'
figured
Shall meet thee there,
Less sad, less wistful, in immortal beauty
Divinely fair.
The mortal veil washed pure with many
weepings,
Is rent away,
And the great soul that sat within it's prison
Hath found the day.
In the clear morning of that other country,
In Paradise,
With the same face that we have loved and
cherished
She shall arise!
Let us be patient we who mourn, with weeping,
Some vanished face,
The Lord has taken, but to add more beauty
And diviner grace
And we shall find once more beyond earth's
SORROWS
Beyond these skies,
In the fair city Of the "sure foundations"
Those heavenly eyes,
With the same welcome shining through their
sweetness,
That met us here;
Eyes, from whose beauty God has banished
weeping
And wiped away the tear.
Think of us, dearest one, while DER lifes waters
We seek the land,
Missing thy voice, thy touch, and the true
helping
Of thy pure hand.
Till, through the storm and tempest, safely
anchored
just on the other side,
We find thy dear face looking through deaths
shadows,
Not changed but glorifed
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
he defeated
candidate Of popu-
lism, viewing Nc
STATUE OF
MODESTY.

Kinley's majority generally and the
condemnatory vote of Nebraska par.
ticularly, slings himself into position for
a model for the Statue of Modesty and
cries out in the language of jeremiah:
"They have forsaken me, the fountain
of living waters, and hewed out cisterns,
broken ci ,terns, that can hold no water.
The Conservative, 1901-01-31
A CORRECTION.

The article of
Louis Windmill
ler, on Substitutes for Ship Subsidies"
reviewed in The CONSERVATIVE of
January 10th, was enormously credited
to the Forum. 1t appeared in the North
American Review.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
|County Correspondents
TRIER.

George Young was oyer at Cando
transacting business Tuesday.
Here we have another nice day after
whole week Of stormy weather.
Wenzel Worlik was Canao visitor
from this nelghborhood Monday.
Miss Lily Young returned home Satur-
day of last week from Milton, where she
has been visiting for some time with
relatives and friends.
Everything has been quiet around here
since Lent started. There are seven
long weeks of it ahead of us, and what
makes matters worse J. r. T. is not here
to help things along.
Valentines are now almost thing of
the past. However, there were few
floating around here week or so ago.
II you want to hear any particulars about
them ask some of the boys.
Miss Maud Young is laid up with quite
a painful accident, having badly scalded
her arm with some boiling grease that
she was removing from the stove. She
was laid up for week but is now able to
be around the house again.
Mrs. j. G. Young has gone to St..
Thomas this week, where she has bust
ness to transact IN connection with the
estate OF her lately deceased husband.
She will likely remain there visiting with
former acquaintance some little time.
Joseph Perche has returned home from
Duluth, whore hehas been engaged most
of the winter at his old trade of black
smithlng. What the boys around here
wonder at is that he did not bring back
the frou with him. joe, you need one
pretty badly you know.
S. Gau. of this settlement, narrowly
escaped losing his home by fire during
the stormy weather of the past week.
At the time the accident happened he
was cleaning an old clock with coal oil,
which was standing SO near the stove
that the oil was set aire. Had it not
been for barrel of water that happened
to be IN the house at the time it would
most certainly have been burned to the
ground.
Mr.. and Mrs. Garfield of Bisbee, and
Mrs. Finlay Of Lanedon, got mixed up in
the storm of last Saturday while driving
from the former place en- route to Lang
don. They were ont exposed to the storm
all Saturday night, and with the first
appearance of daylight pulled into the
home of Postmaster Schiller, starting
again for their destination Sunday. AL
though their experience was cold and
perilous one it was fortunately attended
with NO serious results we are glad to be
able to state. :.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
WORRY TRACES WRINKLES.

To Be Beautiful - Keep Your Temper.
Bad temper and worry will trace
more wrinkles in one night than hot
and cold bathing and massage and
complexion brushes and creams and To-
lions can wash out in years faithful
application. Physicians assert that an
immense amount of nerve force is ex-
pended in every fit of bad temper; that
when one little part of the nervous
system gets wrong, the face first re-
cords it. The eyes begin losing the
luster of youth, muscles become flabby,
the skin refuses to contract according
ly, and the inevitable result is wrin-
kles, femininity's f1ercest and most in
sidious foe. 1ndulging in fit of tenn
per not only makes a woman old and
ugly before her time. but it actually
shortens life. Moreover, every time
she loses control of her temper she
unhinges moral brain cell and weak
ems by several degrees her capacity for
self-control. The oftener she permits
herself to indulge in what she be-
lieves to be righteous indignation the
more frequently she finds such occa-
sions presenting themselves, for life
is full of such irritating opportunities,
It is these bursts of passion that pre-
vent women from growing old so
beautifully that they seem to retain
their youth, and like tree, becoming
more attractive with age. A mouth
that learns how to set itself in an ag-
grieved or hard line soon settles in a
grim, curve that writes years of age
upon woman's face and deep lines an
accusing and disfguring wrinkle.
There is no use attempting to reason
with a woman about the evil effects of
ill-temper while she is in an ugly
mood. She knows perfectly we'll that
it is bad form; that it savors of the
coarse and underlined; that it is weak
and belittling and immoral, and That
it hurts her cause to lose her temper.
But she does not stop at just that time
to think about it, and to remind her of
the fact only adds fuel to the flames.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
$I.OO.
queens Favorite Preachers.


Queen Victoria has always taken a
great personal interest in her favorite
preachers. Dean Stanley received his
first appointment at court as chaplain
to Prince Albert, to whom he had been
introduced by Baron Bunsen, but he
did not come into special contact with
the queen until after the death of the
prince consort, when, in fulfillment of
an arrangement made by the prince
before his death, DR.. Stanley accom-
panied the prince of Wales on tour
in the cast He went accomplishing
ly at time when his mother lay
stricken with a fatal illness and there
seemed little prospect that he would
return in time to see her alive. Her
majesty was unspeakably touched
when she discovered this act of loyal
ty, and her own grief drew her into
close sympathy with one who likewise
sorrowed for a loved one. Upon his
return from the east DIR. Stanley spent
q week at Windsor. where he con-
Quoted series of mournful and NOV
ing services in connection with the
anniversary of the prince consort's
death, and was the means of affording
much spiritual comfor:. to the queen.
At that time a friendship was cement
ed which closed only with DEATH
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
WOODBRIDGE.

Miss Mabel Stewart of Langdon, is at
present visiting with friends in this vicl-
nifty.
All are glad to see the smiling face of
Nevin Mcintyre in the neighborhood
once more.
The family of William Wood have all
been i'll with the la grippe, but are now
about all able to be around again.
The burning question Of the hour is
where shall we get feed for our stock
until the next crop of hay is cut. Feed
is scarce.
Mrs.John Dillabough and her daughter,
Miss Lizzie, are away on visit with the
family of Mrs. John Mirehouse, of Har.
vey Centre this week.
Woodbridge invalids are all on the
high road torecovery; we are glad indeed
to be able to report that such is the case.
There has been more sickness than usual
around here this winter.
Rev. ]. G. Moore, of the M. E. church
at Forest River, preached remarkably
fine sermon here last Sunday. The sac
rernent of the Lords supper was also
partaken of by those present.
d. G. Mcintyre and Peter Naismith
are talking of visiting the north pole in
search of new locations in which to settle.
There are others among the people of
this settlement who talk some these days
of moving away to California or some of
the more genial climes.
Mrs. Fell passed through here last
week. She is just returning from the
Klondike and stopped over to visit her
son who has farm out near Dash.
From here she went down to South
Dakota. Among the many curiosities
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
can be learned, will DO some time in
either June or July.


The season for amateur the theatricals
is evidently ION" and it is with pleasure
We announce that the local melodramatic
aggregation will be ready to put on their
second piece for the season, entitled,
"Noble Oatcast" about the 10th of
March, under the auspices Of the band
boys. The play is without doubt one of
the heaviest and most difficult pro-
auctions attempted by localtalent, but
those assigned the different parts in the
caste give promise of being equal to the
work in hand. All who took part in the
"Box of Monkeys" that won warm
plaudits'at the Donovan Hall couple Of
weeks ago are on the bill. Miss Lilly
O'Brien who captivated the audience in
the title role of that piece will be
seen at her best in "Noble Outcast," also
Fred Kelly who does the comedy parts
with enough VIM to show that he's an
old timer at et8ge work. Misses Kelly
and Webb who did their share to "bring
down the house" in the "Box of Mon
keys" are also given suitable parts IN the
new piece as we'll as Tom Smith, who's
makeup and impersonation work helps
along any good performance. Two new
members of the company make their first
appearance before Langdon audience
in the piece. They are A. III. Decks and
w. r. Bradley, both old showmen when
it comes to amateur theatrlcals, and if
Decks hasn't almost hypnotic power in
the part of the william it is certain that
Chilly" Bradley can punctuate the piece
with enough fun and comedy to keep the
crowd going from the time the curtain
goes up to the end of the play. Stick for
the big show-"Noble Outcast, Friday
March 18th.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
Ruling Class In China.

The Tartars, who overthrow the ma
tive Chinese dynasty of China in 1914,
are the ruling class in China. There
are in the neighborhcod of 100000
Tartars in the empire. The Chinese
pigtail" dates from the Tartar invasion.
when the Tartars forced the Chinese tn
grow cues after the Tartar custom IS .
mark OF subsection. Thousands of
Chinese were killed for refusing to
plat their hair, and even now the New
China party has as one of it's objects
the abolition of the old rule. There
are, or We're until recently, less tha2
10000 foreigners permanently resident
in China. OF this number 5000 are
British, 1000 Americans, and 1900 jap
anesa.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
Caiifornian's Appointment.

Morris NJ Esfee, who has been ap-
pointed United States district Judge
for Hawaii, first came to the surface
politically in California in 1871, when
he made his fight for Booth for gov
ernor, and he has been prominent in
the affairs OF the state ever since. He
was defeated for governor in 1882 by
Stoneman, and again in 1894 by Budd.
He was chairman of the California del
egation to the Republican national
convention in 1888
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
CURRENT TOPICS.

Specially prepared articles on Current
Topics. explanatory and instructive, are
Often just what the newspaper reader
wants. Readers OF the Minneapolis
journal are to have this advantage.
February 18th and the special mail
edition for February 10th there appears
i'll that paper the first OF series OF
articles under the general title Of
The Current Topics Club.
Among the subjects to be treated are
"Colonial Governments of Today"
with reference to the colonial questions
that confront our own country.
"The Opportunity and the Man."
which will show whether the opportu-
mites are all gone.
"The Art Of Living a Hundred
Years." not whimsical notion but a
matter OF scientific as well as popular
interest at this time.
"American Life a Century Ago."
interesting and instructive comparisons
and contrasts with the present.
"The Woman's Club Movement, -
and what it is really accomplishing, and
"What the Government Does for
the People," a valuable and instruc-
tive insight into matter about which
the most OF lis have rather vague
notions
These articles will appear daily in The
Minneapolis Journal for ct least four
months. Back numbers may be obtain
ed for reasonable time. The journal
containing these articles for three
months and q fine map OF North Dakota
and a map of the world for
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28
Tenders Wanted.

Notice is hereby given that up to the
hour OF 3 O'Clock p. M, on Saturday the
10th day OF March, 1901, the school
board of Glenila school district will re-
ceive sealed tenders for the construction
OF school house in said school district.
Board to furnish all material. Plans
and specifications can be seen at this
office or upon application to the clerk.
The board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids.
II. C. OTTEsoN, Clerk.
Postofiice, Mack, N. ID.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-02-28

che had along with her were two immense
teeth removed from the skeleton of a
mastodon dug up in that country. The
larger of the two teeth measured over q
foot in thickness and was two feet in
length.