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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Pious people are sometimes crusty.
It isn't worth while to have a Dor
rOwed umbrella repaired You never
know when the owner is going TO
recognize it.
Hoax-"Is there any cure for KEEP
tomania2'' Joax-''There's arrest cure
Some mems capacity for pleasure j.
limited to the capacity OF their stom-
achs-
When you praise cigar. it is
natural that the cigar should feel
pulled up about it.
Somehow or other the servant girl
with the can of kerosene seems destin-
ed to meet her match
It doesn't pay to be tough. unless
you chance to be a chicken. The tough
chicken generally avoids broils-
Nellie told me I was the only
part, don't care for amateurs"
whigg-"Bjones' is a nervy fellow
Wagg-'.I should say he is nervy.
once heard him ask a woman how old
she was"
snlieus do you believe that all
poets wear their hair long? Cynicus
NO: some of them get bald and others
get married"
Gotrox-"So the count is cured OF
his infatuation for your daughter"
Billions-"Yes. bought him off;-gave
him the gold cure"
Now does the angler rod in hand
Go forth and catches these:
A bunch of tiny minnoWs and
A cold that makes him sneeze.
Blobbs-"Longbow couldn't possibly
tell the truth about himself" Slobbs-
And he carries it to such ridiculous
extremes. I hear he has even written
his own epitaph."
No more We'll have to pay big bills
For tons and tons of coal
But soon the ice man CON es our way
To freeze the inmost soul
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
School For Canariea.

St Joseph. No. June 13-J. H. Wesler.
the St Joseph shoemaker who taught q
canary bird TO sing Yankee Doodle so
well that il sold for 81, 200 in Chicago, has
another bird which he is teaching to sing
served as Instructor in the first instance
has been discarded and modern phono~
graph with a specially prepared record
has been substituted It is estimated that
it will take two years or more 70 make a
successful singer of the canary.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Uncle Sam Doesn't Care.

Washington. June 13.-The United states
government has not protested against the
maintenance Of a large German garrison
at Shanghai. which appears to be attract
ing attention in England The German
e-oyernment has been very frank with the
United States in responding to our rep
reservations in the past and our govern
uaeut il content to place implicit conf
dence Ia the motives Of Germany so far
as the maintenance Of a German force in
Is cpTnRn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

The stamp tax on foreign bills Of lad
ing has been declared unconstitutional
by the supreme court on the ground
that it is equivalent to an export duty
which congress has no power to impose.
In the light of this decision how viii it
be possible to validate the imposition
OF duties on articles exported from the
United States to Porto Rico or the
Philippines 2-Philadelphia Record
Probably on the theory that the tax
is collected at the other end of the line
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Lawson NOT to Sen.

Boston. June 1s-Thomas w. Lawson.
owner of the Independence, today sta
ted that he knew nothing about a syn
dictate having been formed in New York
to purchase his yacht. and denied that
negotiations had been begun for such
a purchase.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Riotine At French Mines,

Grenoble. France, June 13.-There
has been serious rioting at the La
Motto and D'Aveillans mines in conse-
auence of refusal of the company to
discharge italian workmen. Several
houses were sacked and numbers Of
persons We're injured. A force of in
fantry and horse artillery have been
sent to assist the local gendarmerie-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Ecuador Syndicate Enioined.

New York, June 13.-vice Chancellor
Stevens at Newark, N. J.. today grant
ed an Injunction to restrain the United
States Mortgage & Trust Co, the Amer
lean agents of the Ecuadorean associa-
ton of Great Britain from making de-
livery of IS, 0O0. 900 of debenture bonds.
subscriptions for which closed yester-
day. The vice chancellor also granted
an order to show cause why a receiver
should not be appointed for the Ecuador
DEVELOPMENT companv
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Reformed Presbvteriana.

Cincinnati, June 13.-The general syn
Cd of the Reformed Presbyterian
church organized today as follows:
Moderator. Rev. Geo. w Brownell. D.
D. of West Middlesex, Pa; stated
associate clerk. Rev. J. H. Kendall
Tarantum. Pa After the installment of
officers the session today was devoted
to consideration Of the report of foreign
missions
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.

Mrs. Charles Neddo died at her home at
434 West Locust street last night of drop
sy. at the age of 81 years. The funeral
was held this afternoon at o'clock
the house and the burial was in Topeka
cemetery
Edward Morgan (colored) died at his
home. i've miles north Of the city. on Cen
trail avenue. last night, at the age or
50 years. The funeral Will be held to-
morrow afternoon at the colored church
al Fourteenth and Van Buren,. at 2 o clock
and the burial will be at the Topeka cern>
etery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Sue oil Armor For Edward.

London. June 13.-The Duke of MARI
borough headed a deputation which at
an audience of King Edward today.
presented his majesty with a suit %
armor which formerly belonged to the
kings champion This historic arT.lor
was recently offered for sale at auc-
ton and was purchased by a committee
who desired that it be preserved at
Windsor castle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Carnegie Made -. b.

Glasgow, June 13.-In connection with
the weeks celebration of the 450th ami
versary of the foundation Of Glasgow
university the degree of Ii. D. was to-
day conferred on Andrew Carnegie,
Lord Dufferin, Generals Sir Archibald
Hunter and Ian Hamilton and three
Glasgow ladies. This is the first time
the university has conferred the degree
on woman. Mr.. Carnegie received an
ovation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Am ericans win Aeain.

London. June 13.-The Americans won
the third consecutive day of the clay
bird catch by a score Of s43 to 739. The
result was accepted with the greatest
good win on the part of their British
opponents, the ladies on the stand wav-
ing American and British flags Speech
Is were afterward made by Capt. T. A.
Marshall for the United States and by
Capt. Bull Of the British.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Body Found in the Ruins.

Oskaloosa. Ia. June IA charred
body was found in the ruins of the FIRE.
mont elevator today and identified as
Frank Gum He was seen at the ele-
vatOr twenty minutes before the fire
He was 3S wears Of age and married
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Regis Fights AGAIN.

Paris, June l3.-A duel with swords was
fought today in the Pare des Princes be-
tween Gerault Richords, manager Of the
Petit Republicans. aud Regis, the anti
Semitic mayor OF Algiers- The latter wa
wounded in the wrist The quarrel which
led to the encounter grew out of a recent
duel Of NJ. Regis with NJ La Berdesque.
c. F. Menninge-. NJ. D, Office 727 Kan
sas ave. Tel 10: residence 1851 Topeka
ave. Tel IS. Once hours to D. m.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Peace Rumors Unfounded.

London, June ia. J. Balfour the
government leader, answering a ques-
toner in the house of commons today
said there was foundation for the
rumors afioat of peace negotiations with
the Beers. The Boer strength in the
field was estimated to be Il, 900 men.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

London, June 1S.-Geo, Hamilton the
Indian secretary. answering a question N
the house of commons today. said Gen.
Gazalee had cabled that there was no
United States by news agency that
seven men had been killed or wounded in
and French soldiers at Tien Tsin on
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Washington Post: The superintend-
ent of schools who advocates a badge
to be worn by those children who are
guilty of absenteeism has succeeded in
suggesting a most appropriate place for
the profile Of Admiral Sampson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Adolph Chamberlain Bankrupt.

New York. June 13.-Adolph r. Cham
berlain, a theatrical manager has fled
a petition in bankruptcy His liabilities
are given as S134. $40, and his nomina.
assets as Sc, 275.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
MRS. PULLMAN SUES.
Asks Divorce From Geo. NJ, Jr, on
Ground of Desertion.

Chicago. June 13.-Ars. Lyn Pullman
today filed suit in the Cook county cir
cult court for divorce from George NJ
Pullman on the ground of desertiOn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Lord Miner Takes Oath.

London, June 1s-Lord Miner of Cape
Town subscribed TO the customary oath
and took his seat in the house of lords
al
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

King Edward yesterday distributed
1900 medals among his soldiers who
have fought in the South African war.
probably on the theory that they fought
well even if they We're whipped as
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
STILL GROWS BETTER.
Daily Bulletin Regarding Mrs.
McKinIey's Condition.

Washington. June 13.-After the usual
morning consultation Of Mrs McKin-
ley's physicians. the following bulletin
was issued: Mrs McKinley's physician
reports that her condition continues to
improve
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
President Has nTore Time

washington, June 13.-The improve
ment in Mrs. NcKinley's condition en-
ables the president to have more time
IN his office Today he saw quite
number of people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13


An Atchison man is so economical
that he will not blow the foam of his
beer.
Never praise a woman's cake. unless
you are prepared to eat every slice on
the plate.
It is impossible for a husband to love
his wife in new magazine known as
the Smart Set
After a woman gets along in life. her
summer hats begin to look like those
she wore in the winter
A girl gets awfuIly tired of seeing
her name in print in the last few weeks
before her wedding, but after she mar
ries. it is name she viii never see in
print again
What has become Of the old fashioned
woman who sang a piece entitled The
Brook" with piano accompaniment
which was supposed to represent the
babbling Of running water2
An Atchison girl practiced on the
piano two hours every day for three
years, except Sundays and Christmas
After girl gets her engagement
ring she finds more reason for fooling
with her back hair with her left hand
Honest and industrious men never
get the Justice due them. but did YOU
ever notice how much charity there is
for loafer. drunkard and deadbeat.
The public school graduating class
at Howard Kan. had two boys in it.
and no girls This is probably the
first public school commencement in
history that was served without trim
mings.
The friends Of an Atchison man are
looking at him with alarm: he has
reached that stage when he makes il a
point to remind others not to forget
their duties. a very dangerous period
in a mans life.
AIRS. Hubbard Linlex is very un-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

usual woman Her husband is build
ing a new house. and she calls the
house his instead of TN ine,' and
has not offered a suggestion in regard
to it, although she is very much inter
ested; she says it shall be built to
please him. as he is to paw for il.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

In as much as the san Francisco re-
tailers of meat had no use for help IN
less they could get something to sell,
they wisely decided to let the help go
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

MISSOURI PACIFIC
LINES
FROM KANSAS CITY.

leaving City solid vestbuled train
ST. LOUIS consisting of Smoking Day coaches Reclining
Chair (Heas Free) and Pullman Parlor
St. union depot with Eastern lines for New
York and oastno
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

The Arapahoe Indians on the Sho-
shone reservation are determined to
dance. forgetting probably that they
who dance must pay the musicians.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

If the vanderbilts go into the bust
ness of importing coal they will give
Mr.. Morgan an interesting time while Ii
lasts
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

A gain of nearly 500. 100000 in our ex-
port trade in eleven months is not
bad showing for these quiet times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Let the good work of declining imma-
ture nominations for the presidency go
on.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

New York June 13.-Adr. and Mrs. Potter
Palmer Of Chicago sailed for France to-
day on La Lorraine
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
Head Feels Like BURSTING.

Maybe you were out late last night II
you had taken a Krause's ileadacne cap
suie before retiring your head would be
cool and clear this morning Take one
now and you viii be all right IN an half
hour Price 25c. Sold by GEORGE W.
Stansheld. 632 Kansas ave; Marshall
Bros, lis Kansas ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

A Cincinnati girl has asked the court
20 enioin an admirer from counting
her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
GLOBE SIGHTS

IFrom the Atchison Globel
An Atchison man is so economical
that he will not blow the foam OF his
beer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Sometimes the women with the small
est mouth have the largest size kisses.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Never praise q womans cake. unless
you are prepared to eat every slice on
the plate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

It is impossible for a husband to love
his wife in a new magazine known as
the Smart Set
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

It's a good thing the man IN the moon
isn't in a position to tell all he knows.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

GF'rom the Philadelphia Record.1
Ministers preach and physicians prac-
tice.
Overwork kills fewer men than ex-
cessive leisure.
River beds are supplied with springs
and sheets of water.
The man who hates another has an
ingrowing grudge against himself
Man is born to rule. but woman comes
along and beats him out of his job.
Don't think because a man has one
glass eye that he only gets half enough
sleep.
The feminine graduates of a grammar
school seldom know how to decline mar
riage.
An Irishman says that posthumous
works are the books a man writes after
he is dead.
Stonemas sons and bricklayers, despite
their somewhat humble calling, may gen
orally be depended upon to put up a
good front
Hoar-"That fellow you just loaned a
quarter to looks like a hard case" Joax-
He is. He used to pose as an ossified
man in a museum
REFLECTIONS OF 4 BACHELOR
IF'rom the New York Press.1
Pride goeth before a gan.
A woman's first duty is to love her
husband and swerve him forever
Sometimes the women with the small
est mouth have the largest size kisses.
If were a married man. probably
the editor Of this paper wouldn't dare
print these reflections.
The way a woman talks about
breaking her heart, you would think
it was made out of old china.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

A woman's first duty is to love her
husband and swerve him forever.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

SO far as known. Senator Depew has
not yet gone over to the Hanna forces
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

After a woman gets along in life. her
summer hats begin to look like those
she wore in the winter.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

If were a married man. probably
the editor Of this paper wouldn't dare
print these reflections.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHa

IFrom the Chicago News.l
7ious people are sometimes crusty.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Hoar-'That fellow you just loaned a
quarter to looks like hard case" Joax-
He is. He used to pose as an ossified
man in a museum
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

The way a woman talks about
breaking her heart, you would think
it was made out of old china.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

From the Philadelphia Record.l
Ministers preach and physicians prac-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

girl gets awfully tired of seeing
her name in print in the last few weeks
ries. it is a name she will never see in
print again
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Agt- Topeka TOWNSEND RsTA Louis No
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

IFrom the New York Press.1
Pride goeth before a gail.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

It isn't worth while to have a Dor
rOwed umbrella repaired. You never
know when the owner is going to
recognize it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Hoax-sIs there any cure for KEEP
tomania2" Joax-''There's arrest cure
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Stonemasons and bricklayers, despite
their somewhat humble calling, may gen
orally be depended upon to put up a
good front
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

What has become of the old fashioned
woman who sang a piece entitled THE
Brook, with piano accompaniment
which was supposed to represent the
babbling Of running water2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

An Atchison girl practiced on the
plano two hours every day for three
years, except Sundays and Christmas
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Some mems capacity for pleasure is
achs-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

An Irishman says that posthumous
works are the books a m an writes after
he is dead.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

After a girl gets her engagement
ring. she finds more reason for fooling
with her back hair with her left hand.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

AIRS. Hubbard Linlex Is very IN
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

When you praise a cigar, 1t Is
natural that the cigar should feel
puffed up about it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Now does the angler rod in hand
Go forth and catches these:
A bunch of tiny minnoWs and
A cold that makes him sneeze.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Honest and industrious men never
get the Justice due them. but did YOU
ever notice how much charity there is
for loafer. drunkard and deadbeat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

Blobbs-"Longbow couldn't possibly
tell the truth about himself" Slobbs-
And he carries it to such ridiculous
extremes. I hear he has even written
his own arlifanlo ,,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-06-13

The feminine graduates of a grammar
riage.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-10-04
STRIKE ON SCRANTON ROAD.
Line Covering the Entire Lackawanna Valley
Is Completely Tied Up.

Scranton, Pa, Oct. g. The strike
Of the employees Of the Scranton rail-
road company is now on, covering the
entire Lackawanna Valley from Pitts
burg to Forrest City. Not a car
started. The men refused to accept
the offer of Gen.. Manager Stillman to
leave the question involved in the dis
charge of the two Carbondale conduc-
tors to the arbitration of Bishop Ho-
ban, or one of the priests of the dio-
cese whom he might name, because
the offer did not give the employees
the representation they demanded.
Nearly 800 men are involved in the
strike. Besides the reinstatement of
the men discharged, the men demand
the forming of a new agreement in
place of the one they claim has been
violated by the company, and a uni
form scale of 20 cents per hour.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-10-04
PRo-soERs IN BERMUDA.
Aided Dutch Prisoners of War to Escape from
the British Camps.

Hamilton, Bermuda, Oct. 3.-The
pro- Beers in Bermuda are excelling
themselves over the escape of some
prisoners of war whom they made
very effort to aid in their attempts
to regain their freedom. Last Satur-
day night three men-a nephew of
the late Commandant Joubert, Alfred
Martinas Joubert, and two brothers,
named Indemar-made their escape
from the prison at Darrells Island
and swan over to the Princess hotel,
where they dressed themselves in
clothing carried over, tied in bundles,
on a plank. Then, making their
way to livery stable in Hamilton,
they hired trap and drove to the
residence of DR.. Outerbridge, at
Bailey's bay, and then retired to a
place of concealment in the neighbor
hood. The search continued for two
days and nights, soldiers, sailors, mil
itary and civilians taking part in it,
before the men were captured. The
affair has caused great excitement
here, not merely because the men
succeeded in making an escape, but
because of the apparent exhibition of
the pro-Boer spirit here.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-10-04
CABLE TO PHILIPPINES.
Proposed Scheme of John W. Mackay Is Dis.
cussed at Cabinet Meeting.

Washington, Oct 3.-Five of eight
members of the cabinet were present
at today's meeting. The principal
subject discussed was that Of a cable
to Hawaii, Guam and the Philip
pines. A proposal has been made to
lay a commercial cable from San
Francisco to connect these islands,
=and the question under discussion
was whether, under our peace treaty
with Spain, the United States could
authorize or in any way encourage
the laying ofsuch cable by private
persons. The question now at issue
is whether permission to land the pro-
posed cable at Manila or some other
Philippine port would be "a violation
.ofsthe terms of the. Paris treaty.
The attorney general will prepare a
statement for the president covering
all the questions involved.