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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

A GOODNESS growing out Of the fol-
lowing conversation has sprung up be-
tween Jones and Smith.
81 had a splendid time last night"
said Jones. II spent the evening at
little social gathering at the Goodman
mansion"
"Are the Goodmans nice peopleT
Queried Smith.
"Well, 1 should say so. They are
very aristocratic. To get into their CIR
Gle one must have either a great deal
Of money or great deal Of genius"
"You don't tell me so? And you say
you were thereT'
EYES,"
"You were invited, were you?
"Of course"
''And to be invited a man has to have
plenty of money or a great deal of gen.
ius?'
PRECISELY"
"Well, Jones, am very glad to hear
you have become rich all Of a sudden.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Do you want livery rig? Get the
best for the lowest price-the kind
McGregor Bros. have.
Tot Causes Night Alarm.

One night my brothers baby was taken
with Group, writes Mrs J. c. Snider, Of
Crittenden, KY, 1t seemed it would stran-
gle before we could get doctor, so we gave
it DIR. Kings New Discovery, which gave
quick relief and permanently cured it. We
always keep it in the house to protect our
children from Group and Whooping Cough.
1t cured me OF chronic bronchial trouble
that no other remedy would relieve. Infal-
lible for Coughs, Colds, Throat and Lung
troubles. soc and $1.oo. Trial bottles free
at Fiesler & McNeice'S
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Re.ssn. Ee. Divorces,

-I-no me uye ounass.:-Isonaon An
BWerS. = = = = - =
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

The Druses sometimes divorce their
wives for apparently the most trivial
causes. Thus a man named Soleiman
Alfalfa had a wife, Isbakyeh. The wo-
man frequently worked for us, and on
several occasions had to complain
that she talked too much and worked
too little. At length I was obliged to
tell Soleiman that owing to his wife's
laziness l could employ her no longer.
Shortly afterward went to England.
On my return after a couple Of
months absence l was surprised to
find that Soleiman had divorced Isbak-
yeh and had already married another
woman. On inquiring from him the
cause of this he replied. Your honor
told me that you would not employ my
wife again, SO l thought would get
rid Of her and marry another woman
whom you would employ" BLACK
woods Magazine.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
4 Fiend sh Attack.

An, attack was lately made on G. F.. Col
her of Cherokee, Iowa, that nearly proved
fatal. 1t came torough his kidneys. Ills
back got so lame he could not stoop without
great pain, nsr sit in chair except propped
by cushion, No remedy helped him until
he tried ElrcIr,c Bil,e.s which effected such
wonderful change that he writes he feels
like a new man. This marvellous medicine
cures backache and kidney trouble, purifies
the blood and builds up your health. Only
soc at Fiesler & McNeice's Drug Store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Catherine de- Medici.

Catherine de- Medici Of France was
. tall. dignified woman Of striking per-
sonal appearance. Her manner was Of
ten cold and repulsive. her language
naughty. She was never popular or
we'll liked. Her features were regular,
and the chief merit Of her countenance
was a full black eye that seemed to
fascinate those on whom she looked.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
No Rebate.

When Adelina Patti visited Madrid
one time in company with her husband,
Signor Nicolini, who thought himself a
tenor singer, there was an effort to en-
gage the noted artist for an especial
occasion. The opera director asked:
"How much will you charge us if you
and your honored husband appear on
this occasion for one night"
''Ten thousand francs, sir"
"And how much If you come without
the signor, madameT
"Ten thousand francs"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
4 Lesson In Washing.

| Pliny the Great could see things in
front of his nose as well as afar off.
81 notire that the women rub the wash
iRg in cold water" he wrote one day.
"Let them heat the water, and the al
kali in the soap will be freed and take
far better effect" And only after that
did women know how to wash.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
ChAnlL,on'S
Fertilizer ;,

That's a good name for
SCOTS Emulsion. Children
are like young plants. Some
will grow in ordinary soil.
Others need fertilizers.
The nature Of some children
prevents them from thriving
on ordinary food Such chill
.dren grow right if treated right.
All they need is a little fer
tilizer-a little extra richness.
SCOTS Emulsion is the right
treatment.
Fertilizers make thingsgrow.
That's just what SCOTS Emul-
sion does. 1t makes children
grow in flesh, grow in strength,
grow rich blood, grow in mind,
grow happy. That's what we
make it for.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, 400 Pearl ST., N. Y.
soc and SI.oo; all druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Jungle Talk.

"Hellol Where are you going" cried
the lion as the fleet footed stag dashed
by him.
ooh, I'm just travelling for my health"
painted the stag. "Why do you ask?"
/ "My friend the tiger invited me to
participate in stag dinner party to-
day. and was wondering If you were
the party Philadelphia Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Ice Delivered.

The season for delivery of ice is
here, and | am now prepared to
serve my old customers, and scores OF
new ones, with ice in any quantity de
sired. Daily delivery, or as often as
your convenience dictates.
'Phone No. "a. A. L. SALMOND.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Last Call for Simpler.

The curtain of life's troubled
existence was rung down for Eu-
gene Simpler, theatrical manager,
at 80 p. m. yesterday.
He died at the county detention
house, where he has been for a
little over month and was buried
by friends yesterday afternoon.
He was about Al years old
He leaves wife and two child
rem in Wichita, Kan, who were
notified week ago, by wire, of
his condition, but from whom no
reply has been received.
w. j. Nevins. who has been
acting in Mr. Simpiers place, will
probably continue in that capacity
for the present at least
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
High Winds Work.

During the high wind yesterday
one of the ten foot brick chimneys
at the Union mill took tumble,
crashing through the roof and
ceiling of the office, piling brick,
dry mortar and pieces of boards
on the floor, where but few mo-
ments before, the book keeper was
standing The damage was about
$50 to SIS
The sheet iron commenced pull
ing off the roof on the west side of
the mill and in order to get 10 the
roof hole had to be cut through
from the inside to allow the car
penters to get to the damaged
parts and nail secure the iron
sheeting.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Inauguration at Washington.

Washington, March up to
half past twelve today the weather
was fine in this city, Mckinley
arrived at the capitol at II 40, and
up to the time he took the oath he
was busy signing bills which were
passed during the last hours of
congress.
He was sworn in few minutes
after L. During the administra-
ton of the oath rain began to fall,
but it ceased as the president be-
gan his address.
Roosevelt took the oath of office
in the senate at i2:45 and immedi-
ately began swearing in the new
members of the upper house,
among whom was Thos M. Patter-
son of Colorado. Roosevelt then
addressed the senate, expressing
his gratitude for the honor con-
ferred upon him and referring to
the glorious administration of af-
fairs under President Mckinley.
The house remained in session
off and on all night, but after mid
night no important business was
transacted.
The grand inaugural parade
started on schedule time, with the
streets thronged with thousands
of outside visitors.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Our Dry Goods Dept.

is filled with all the new goods for
early spring wear.
Wash dress goods of the very
latest patterns and texture.
Cotton goods for dresses are
beauties. They look like silk, and
yet they have the wearing and
washing qualities of cotton. it does
seem as if the cotton goods man
would have to stop, but each sea
son he comes out with new ideas
that transform 12lsc to 20c dress
goods into all appearances equal
to 81 90 to Sl.25 silk textures.
Let us show you these goods:
they are snappy and within the
reach of every one.
Did you know that we are now
selling more white goods and laces
than we did in last June and July?
But such is the case. 1t looks as
If every one was making up their
summer wear, and don't you think
1t is a good idea to have every
thing ready for the hot season?
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Examination of Teachers.

The regular examination of
teachers will be held in court
house in Canon City, on Friday
and Saturday the 10Th and 10th of
March. 1901 Sessions will begin
promptly al $50 a. IN. Persons
desiring to take the examination,
will please notify me as soon as
convenient j M. HANKS,
3-S County Supt. Schools.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

Last nights service at the Pres
byterian church was an anniversa-
ry meeting held in honor of the
Young Peoples Society of Christ
ian Endeavor. The church was
tastefully decorated with Endeavor
notices and emblems. Reports
we're heard from the various Off
GERS and choice music rendered by
the c. E. choir. The secretary's
report showed 56 per cent. in
crease in mem bers during the year,
there being over eighty at present.
The pastor delivered an address
calculated to greatly inspire and
stimulate young people to nobler
purposes and greater adherence to
christian causes. A large congre-
cation WAS pr sent at the morning
worship. Six persons were receiv-
en- into membership.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Hassler Bros. Cash Grocery

For sale, part interest IL grocery
at invoice price, less fifty per cent
on fixtures. Terms cash, quick
deal. Unable to attend to bust
ness on account sickness. Sales
S75 to $500 per day
3tf r. f. HAssLER.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Bar Examination.

Notice is hereby given that the
academic department of the Colo
RADIO bar examination will be given
in connection with the usual
county teachers examination on
March 10th and 10th 1901, at
court house in Canon City.
j NJ HANKS;
3-S County Supt Schools.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
LOCAL NOTES.

DR. L. d. Mcdowell, medical
inspector to the State Board of
Health, was in the city today. and
made pleasant call at THE TRIB-
uNE office. He complimented very
highly Drs. Sheridan and Steph-
enson on the manner in which they
conducted the fight against conta-
gion.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
Mems and Women's
New Shoes for Spring

This is our shoe department
spring opening. Hundreds of
pairs of very new shoes represent
the styles for spring.
Shoes grow more beautiful =
STYLES have never been so pretty,
and perfect shoe style includes
foot comfort, for every beauty line
has been reconciled to the foot's
anatomy.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
For Men.

Our 1925 shoes for men have
every detail of careful handwork
and trimming that can add to style
comfort and wear. If we charged
you $500, the current price for
these shoes, they would be no bet
ter.
Our mems $500 we show in wei,
Box calf and Titon calf are equal
in make and wear to any S4.OO
shoe on the market. We charge
$500, not merely to undersell, but
because $500 is a fair price to us
and to you.
Our ladies s2.25, $3.50 and s3.oo
lines are beauties and we consider
we're saving our customers from
Toe to Sl.00 per pair.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

Try Ludwig home made bread,
always the best, no big quantity,
but good quality 47-lm
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

Henry Peterson, teamster who
has been hauling rock for Mr..
Westfall, to the ground in the rear
of Black mer's store, had break
down this morning while crossing
the newly filled sewer ditch which
runs through the alley between
Main and Second streets at the
junction of Pixies Peak avenue
The wagon wheels sank down into
the soft earth, breaking the king
bolt out of the woodwork and pre-
cipitating the heavy load of rock
on the ground. Henry vowed ven
yeance on the sewer people unless
compensation was rendered.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

The Cyanide mill force was call
ed TO put out small fire about l0
O'Clock today. Some boards, used
in the box cars to hold the ore
from against the car doors, had
been thrown out beside the track.
These were set on FIRE by the hot
Goals dropping from passing
engine. The rescue" only occu-
pied few minutes.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
A FEW SUGGESTIONS.

If you want to sell list your prop
erty with the agent whom you
think will do business for you most
satisfactorily-one to whom peo-
pie come to buy-one who adver-
tises literally, far and wide, for
customers, and treats them right
when they come, and one who will
show your property to the custom
ers.
If you want to buy, go to the
same one-he knows titles. You
want clear title.
Ii your property or life is not
insured you are taking chances
long ones. Most of US can't af-
ford to take them. If you cant,
go to the agent who knows the in
surance business and is a RESPONSE
BILE citizen. Don't fear you won't
get the lowest rates-he don't let
business get away from him by
CudIEluS mOIe JudH Otuer6-tDAL
would be ridiculous.
Loans made when security Is
satisfactory.
Deeds, mortgages, leases and the
like, drawn skillfully on short no.
tice.
Notary public always in the Of
fee
Expert stenographer and type
writer in ofice-all kinds of work
skilfully and promptly executed at
reasonable prices.
many choice properties, including
location considered, are
lsy terms; such as small payment
is. Also sell lots in all the addi
and vicinity.
% SECURE A HOME in Florence
with a reliable party in such a serious
O.. FLORENCE. COLORADO.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

The Presbyterians are planning
something of unusual interest at
their church this evening. 1t will
be the second .tri-annual reception
social in honor of recently received
mem bers There will be a pro-
gram at 7;45, social hour and re-
freshments, all free Those who
worship with this people are most
earnestly invited. This social will
be in honor of thirty-four persons
entering the church since the last
occasion of this nature.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
"Johnson's Corner" +"
GEO. D. JOHNSON


abu a sample of ma investments
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04
A FEW BARGAINS.

A FEW BARGAINS.
$50 each for fine building lots in the West
end near the Emerson school house,
$500 for two lots in Wilson's garden.
S235 buys lots the Mesa.
$7OO buys a three room frame house on two
lots in the West end.
$500 three room frame on Pixies Peak, very
easy terms.
plastered, and painted, . lots, good water,
800 down, balance easy.
$1,000 buys a new room frame house, on
lot, on easy terms. ,-
S11OO buys room frame on two lots,
part cash and balance in monthly pay
$115o will buy new five room frame house,
and II. lots, easy payments.
zoo Tor large 5-room brick house and
two lots. Terms easy.
$1,000 buys a 4-room brick house. on IL
lots. Half cash.
$3.50 buys 4-room frame and lots;
bargain.
$1,000 buys large s-room brick house and
2 lots Cheap.
$25OO for large room brick house and 2
lots. Bath, closets, cellars and lawn. A
bargain.
$4,000 buys a six room frame ON two lots,
right in. close.
$4,000 for fine ranch near town, all under
cultivation. Terms easy.
$4,000 for room brick on three lots lawn
trees, Newlin Greek water, very close in, a
bargain.
| have the exclusive sale of
Voters and Bernard's Additions
the cheapest in the city; and on es
down, balance in monthly paymen
tions and subdivisions in the city
THE MAN WHO WANTS I
ought not to delay and its well tn deal
matter as securing home.
GEO. o. JOHNSON. OPP. p.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-03-04

SPECIALS.
small house in the East end at a low prie
home for s400 in the West end.
A Restaurant making big money.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
He Wasn't DepOrted.

Shortly after the Chinese exclusion
act was passed the secretary of state
received a letter from Pennsylvania,
signed by a Chinaman. The writer
said that he had been interested in
this legislation and that he fell within
the conditions of this act. He had
come to this country under false pre-
lenses, and hence he should be deport-
ed Immediately. The request was so
strange that the secretary of state or
dered an investigation. The agent re-
ported a few days later that the Chi
naman's statement about the way in
which he entered this country was cor
rect and that he should be deported.
There was just one drawback TO this
programme, however. The Chinaman
had been convicted Of murder and SEN
fenced to life Imprisonment.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
Ding Mud. Not Holes.

"There used to be n famous charac-
ter in our part Of the world named
Frank O'Connor," said n Cincinnati
man. land the stories Of his doings and
sayings still form a large part of the
staple anecdotes Of the country which
he used TO permeate.
zone of his stock expressions has
passed from local to national use. II
any one did a particularly clever thing
or said anything that especially struck
him. O'Connor would say. That shows
almost human intelligence and now
when far and near | hear that express
sion used ii. centuries up memories OF
my genial old friend.
Cup in Ontario at one time i'll fortune
compelled O'Connor to accept job on
n farm. where n friend one day found
him, the sweat pouring off his brow
and n spade in his hand Hello
Frank he unkindly called. Are you
doing very well digging out postholes 2
I'm not. was the tart response of
O'Connor. who was nothing if not lit
eral. I'm digging out mud and leaving
the holes.'"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
chalk wonders.

Few people know what wonderful
object a bit of chalk is when exam
ined under a microscope. Take you,
knife blade and scrape off a little oil
the loose powder. catch IL on clear
glass slide and place this on the stag,
OF good table microscope. Use 4
quarter inch objective lens and illuml
nate the field with a cone of light from
the concave side OF the reflector. The
powder will be seen to consist Of 0
confused mass of beautiful tiny shells
many of them Of the most curious
form.
A better way, however Is to rut
down a portion of chalk with an ole
toothbrush in tumbler half filled Will
water. If you desire to prepare sew
eral Slides rub on about teaspoonfu
of the powder. Shake the tumbleI
brlskly, allow the sediment to settle for
a moment and then carefully pour of
the milky looking water.
Repeat this until the water remains
clear, and you will then have left In
the bottom only perfect shells or large
parts Of shells. Take up small pinch
of this deposit and spread it carefully
over the center of glass slide. Dry
over a lamp and. If you wish TO pre-
serve the slide for future use, mount II
in Canada balsam, pressing out the
bubbles of air beneath the cover glass.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
Jackson and the TaiIor.s Ell.

gentleman i'm Pennsylvania has a
queer document which came into his
family'S possession many years ago
and shows an interesting phase of An
drew JacksOn's character us well as a
glimpse of the simple times of his pres
idential term.
1t appears that clerk in the state
department. contracted tailor's bill for
$Gl.50. and the tailor. finding himself
unable to collect the amount. laid the
matter before the president i'm an ap-
pealing letter.
Jackson promptly decided that this
was a matter to which he must attend
personally. so he transmitted the tai.
lor's letter 10 the secretary Of state
with this strong recommendation:
Referred to the secretary OF state. II on inquiry
the fact stated be true, unless the clerk pays up
his debt let him be forthwith discharged.
The government would become a party to such
swndling provided 1t permitted its officers TO be-
come indebted for necessaries and not see that
they paid their debts out Of their salaries.
Honest men will pay their debts Dishonest
men must not be employed by the government.
A. J.
This case is referred to Amos Kendall, ESQ.,,
and on SO per month being secured to c. +.
Kloff. Mr.. Gooch TO be continued in his office.
A. j.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
Wet wedding DAYS Preferred.

The adage Happy is the bride that
the sun shines on" is one that is un-
known in many lands. a Breton bride
takes ii unhappily when the day of her
wedding dawns bright and sunny. Rain
on her marriage morn is held to sig
Nifty that all her tears are shed and that
she will therefore have happy mar
ried life.
1t is said that the Era of Simbrisk
call the day before the wedding the
weeping day and the bride and her girl
friends weep as much rs possible with
the idea of getting the mourning of life
over, so that only what Is joyful may
remain In some countries this result is
attained by sousing the bride with wa.
ter The Greeks think that thorough
drenching of the bride will bring her
lasting good fortune.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
A Certain Duke and an Uncertain
How.

A certain duke. while driving from
the station to the park on his estate &c
inspect company of artillery. observ'
ed ragged urchin keeping pace with
the carriage at his side. His grace
being struck with the cleanliness OF
the lad asked him where he was go.
ing. The lad replied:
ITO the park to see the duke and so
gers"
The duke, feeling interested, stopped
his carriage and opened the door to
the lad. saying he could ride to the
park with him.
The delighted lad. being in ignorance
of whom he was, kept his grace inter.
ested with quaint remarks till the park
gates were reached.
AS the carriage entered II was salut-
cd by the company and guns. where
upon his grace said to the lad:
NOW. can you show me where the
duke is?"
The lad eyed his person all over
then. looking at the duke. replied quite
seriously:
"Well. dunno. mister, but it's either
you or me!"-Spare Moments.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1901-09-26
Crushed the Din mond.

Among historic diamonds one. the
'Piggott." has gone out of existence.
The story of its destruction is trag-
zeal one. Ii was said to be worth $780,
900. The diamond came into the pos
session Of Ali Pasha, who always wore
IL in n green silk purse attached to his
girdle.
He was wearing IL when he was
wounded by Reshid Pasha. Knowing
that his wound was mortal, he imme-
diatcly retired TO his divan. gave orders
that his favorite wife should be poison
ed and then delivered the diamond TO
Captain D'Anglas with the order that
it should be crushed TO powder In his
presence. His command was obeyed,
and the beautiful gem was utterly de-
stroyed