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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
PARABLE OF AN ACTOR
WHO SHOOK HAMLET

And it came to pass that on a time
this actor sat him down by the rail-
road, even by the side thereof
And cOmmuned with himself, saying;
Surely, there are 2,625, 100000 ties on
this railroad.
For 1 have counted them all myself.
Yea, in all the years that l have
been elevating the stage 1 nave not
raised it to such a height as to ven
tilate the dressing rooms.
And when 1 have eaten it has been
of The pastebOard chicken.
And the rubber buns, which the
stage manager putteth on the table for
the sumptuOus banquet.
Verify, I have played in all plays
from Uncle Tom to Hamlet
And now I would rather be the
bloodhound than the melancholy Dane,
for the bloodhound has TO be fed,
That he may appear at the matinee
and the evening performance.
Surely, 1t is time that 1 let art for
arts sake have rest.
4 have seen the s0ubTette grow in
beauty from 50-cent complexion powder
unto the IS stick of grease paint;
L have seen the villain smoke ten
years output of cigarettes, and destroy
the national debt in burned wills;
L have seen the ingenue go weeping
to her grandchildren because she got
not the curtain calls;
mother-in-law joke and the goat joke
from their graves and haunt them be-
fore the delighted audience;
I have seen the fairy queen go back
to her work of washing dishes.
Yea, it is so. 1 have seen the whole
that l have said.
And l have seen no money. Nay,
not even shekels enough to buy a
breakfast for a dyspeptic canary bird.
Now, behold, I, even I, wiz CT the
money. For I viii go into vaudeville.
And he got him green wig and a
yellow beard,
And a match to set fire thereto.
And a cOllapsible opera hat,
And three jokes,
And a. divorce,
And a song which said: And to his
old mother he did say
And he went to the vaudeville men,
to the men who do their places open
from the rising of the sun to the stop
ping of the street cars.
And he went on the stage and sang
the song.
Also ne told the jokes and set fire to
the whispers,
And tipped the hat up and down,
And the press agent put in the papers
all about the divorce.
And the people that came to see him
were even as the sands of the sandpa-
per for multitude.
Their laughter was as the shouts of d
great battle.
And 'he gathered unto himself much
money and glory.
And all the days of his life ne kept
the jokes and the song and the hat and
the whiskers,
Who died. and gave them to his son.
And from generation unto generation
. they were handed down.
And here they are even al this day.
Is it not SO, even at the ten, twenty
and thirty?
a cinch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
SOME EsCAPADES OF
NEW YORK YOUTHS

CNew York Correspondence of Cincinnati
Enquirer)
From being a millionaire and known as
the best young fellow In all New York,
to finding himself in prison because I'M
able 10 pay a shortage of $500. all within
a brief time, is the experience of Fred
More than 100000 is owing him in bor
roWed money, yet Yeungling can't get
hold of $500 now, vet within a single
month he gave thirty dinners which cost
him more than s200,000 On one occasion
Yeungiing saunteFed tssto the Casino the
atre. new production had Just been
put on, and he, with several friends-meu
prominent in club circl invited a num-
Der of the chorus girls of the company
out to dine. There were three million
aires in the party and although an ex-
peEsive dinner was given, Yeungling de-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
INSANITY THAT FINGERED.

a
y affects to hold that opinion believe
- good
tran regular inmates he
of
of
upon an attempt
absent approachedsthe wall
I'll elm
the topa and IN a hand tae'
mounting his
WALL and
make
Pm
you're o near
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
SPANS KING HAS
NO CROWN JEWELS
Chicago Record.4

Spain possesses no crown jewels. as
do most European nations. The last
gems were stolen at the death of Fer
dinand VII. No one knows how or by
whom, as the civil war had broken out
and the country was in a state of chaos.
But even before that the splendid neck
lace Of black pearls, said be the fine st
in the world, had mysteriously disap-
peared. The last queen to wear it was
Maria Luisa. wife of Charles ". Even
the pearl-worled shroud of st. Isidro
was not respected, and now queens of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
PREPARING THE COUNTRY.

THE YORK EVENING POST sees in all the senioal uterances
Cube nd n a o
cha TO
$ n a ma
o
the
of Of
considerable ingenuity
beiev S a Of Mr.
country should prepare
what o
of
N are
he
wink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
Somewhat Cos+Iv

tPittsburg Chronicle-Telegrapb
Let's kill timer exclaimed the fair
young girl as she. gaZed out of the win
dow on the softly falling feathery fakes
panion, inquiFingly.
Yes; sleigh it,
He had to do it, though it took all his
accumulation of pelf since Christmas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
Gee Whiz! HOW willing That Is!
Fremont Messengerl

tFremOnt MeSSenger)
It is said that Hon. Ben Harrison Looks
as willing as a ''wallfiOwer'' asked to
dance whenever the subject of the Repub-
lean nomination in 1904 is mentioned in
his hearing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15

the items
SlS6ooo for rent Of the Old house
10
its
to of
taxes the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15
Yielded at the Last Moment.

Detroit Free Press.)
At the last minute General COrbiu de-
clded to allow the president to promote
General Miles.
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Increase
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~ = 4 4 4 4 < \ = = = + 4 4 4 4 II
4 The Genuine
4 Mr.. Eastman
4 he who invented the word kodak
4 gave the world new industry, !
and pleasure. There are some deal
4 ers to whom Mr. Eastman viii not :
= sell Kodaks. Naturally they run +
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let johnson tell vou s'all about 1T
before you buy And don't forget
that we are headquarters for Ko-
OAK supplies and are noted for our
superior kadak finishing. Kodak
cataiog free. Address.
The JOHNSON Co. g Z. johnson
Supt Salt Lake. Utah
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Lastly
capitalization
furnished the mem
ksdnaper in
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-15

Another Of those who made money fly
in the Tenderloin as long as IL lasted was
Walter Stewart, the son of a Tennessee
planter. Ten years ago Stewart was
worth Si,ot9.C93 He came to New York
one Saturday, and the following Monday
was worth s1090C0 less, having become
infatuated with young woman who re-
lieved him of the difference in u single
night
Stewards favorite pastime was to en-
gage a few hundred seats for theatre.
distribate them almost any place. and
tnen enjoy himself by buying drinks fc=
the entire party. On one occasion he rent
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
JOINT DEBATE.
Prof. George W. Miles and J. Lucien G!eaves
in Discussion at Wythev:l!e.
Especial dispatch to The Times.l

y
wYTHEyILLE, VA, Oct. 14.-There
was a ioint discussion here to-day be-
tween Professor George w. Miles OF
Radford and J. Lucjan Gleaves, of this
Mace Professor Miles opened for the
democrats in one hour. and Mr.. GleaVes
reolied in enc hour and fifteen minutes,
with fifteen minutes rejoinder by Prot
Niie-.
The opening by Professor Miles was
mastery and scholarly effort. showing
the necessity of change in our organic
law and a full reply to the disaffection
on the ,art of some of the people about
the-tardiness of the convention. He inn
,,rossod ANON the audience the necessity
Of fn,l consideration and Interchange of
views on the various vital questions COM
;,,., before the convention, and added that
the convention was composed OF men who
thought and acted for themselves and
,,nuer the domination of no one, and
ac,uatad only by their patriotism and
E,oye for their State He discussed the
different franchise clauses before the
convention. and stated it was the object
O: the convention TO sasfranchise no
white man, showing that It YVES easy for
any one to fit themselves for the right Of
suffrage. bat that il any white man
wished to act as shield to protect the
negro, that when the shot went through
an1 struck hin, the fault would be his
alnne.
Mr.. Gleayes, reply was boisterous1y re-
oeived by his followers and from bis
standpoint was fine effort. He claimed
that when the tocsin Of war was sounded
no soldier was asked IL heacould read or
write, or paid amy capitation tax. He
also rsdtcu!ed the small sum paid the
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
HORSE SHOW A FIXTURE.
Secretary Page Says There is No Doubt bu
Tint il Has COME to Stay.

Inc O1fiCidlS Oh lnS IlcHilloilu 1Ao' So
Show Association wore broad smiles yes
ferday as they gathered at headquarters
to discuss the great success of their I'M
6srtalling and to settle up all bills ana
claims against them. Checks We're mailed
yesterday to all prize winners.
After all expenses, which We're I'M
usually heavy, are paid there will be
good surplus, and the investors Will real
tze good profits.
.Oh. there is no doubt" said Mr.. Leigh
Page, secretary of the association, but
, that tho Horse Show will be a. fixture
and will be made a. greater exhibitions;
but just now we are not prepared to
make any statement regarding our
plans"
Mr.. Page spoke as though the board
would act promptly, and within a few
days they would make known their hopes
for the future towards making the show
eclipse all others given in the South and
quite equal those of the North
The great Auditorium was deserted
yesterday and a dead silence pervaded
the building where last week there were
scenes of life and beauty. a majority OF
the exhibitors left Sunday, taking their
horses either to their farms or making
their way on towards Atlanta, where the
annual Horse Show given in that city
opens next Monday, The horses owned
by Wyeth and West, of Baltimore, were
shipped direct to the Georgia capital, oc-
cupying four special cars.
Manager c. w. Smith. to whom the
great success of the show is largely due.
will leave to-day for Lynchburg. Mr..
Smith proved himself thoroughly familiar
with the horse show business, and in the
details of arrangements at the Audito-
rum, where the public, as we'll as the
horses. were so we'll cared for. Mr..
Smiths ideas were carried out, and made
things in this line all that could be asked.
Blackbird the beautiful black mare
owned by Wyeth & West and exhibited
here in the hunting and jumping classes.
was sold Saturday night to the Barnu,n
and Bailey show people. During the en-
tire week they had a representative on
the grounds for the purpose of spurchas-
ing high jumping horses for the circus.
He was dickering for Amaret and Buckle
but was unwilling to give what their
owners held them at. Blackbird will be
taken abroad at once and Join the:eshoN
in Paris 1t is understood that Charles
h Hurkamp refused an offer from these
people of $4,000 for Amaret. Blackbirdsis
said to have been sold for s., 500.
Mr. and Mrs. James *. Maddux left
Sunday afternoon for Warrenton, accom-
panied by their prize-winners
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
Park Saturday with the Episcopal High

Park Saturday with the Episcopal High
School.
G'he several Gormitories at college met
Yesterday and elected their officers for tha
session They were as follows: President.
NJ. Landlord: Eice-Presdeut. r. a Nc
Farland and Secretary and Treasurer,
Edgar Allen, Memorial Hall Parke 2.
Deans, president; c. Fl. Duna-
way, vice-president. and Z. Z. Williams
secretary and treasurer. of the DeIand
Cottage. j. II. Franklin, president &. D.
Cav, vice-Dresident, and r. y Jordan.
secretary and treasurer OF the Ryland
Hall.
The Pf Kappa Alpha Fraternity have
organized a chapter at the college with
the foIlGv ing men: W. G. Tyler p. F.
No2dfn. D. S. Hill, F, \. and c. L. COL
ler-
The initiates into the various fraternf-
ties of the college have 5sen: Phi Cam
ma Delta, i,ouglas freeman. Of Rich
mond. ana g. n. JIud.uon. OF siarama:
PHI Kappa Sigma, z. c. Eaden. az Pitt
sylvania; Kappa 4,lpha. : frey, &C Rich
r1ond.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
Cars in Collision.

There was rather an amusing street
car collision at Seventh and Main streets
last night about half past ten oclochI
amusing because by no possibility couiu
serious damage have occurred. A Gay
Street car was at g. stand sun, "hiie
the motorman placed the switch 10 tuIh
into Seventh; a Traction car Slowly
climbed the hill about three car lesls : ne
1,nl,ind The result was the crashing
glass broken head lights and splintered
tenders that was more alarming TO the
neighborhood than serious. After oriei
interval spent in the temporary repair OF
the slight damage and an interchahse OF
compliments, the erstwhile compaeahts
went their respective ways
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15

Confederate soldiers and complained Of
the appropriation made to the University
of Virginia, the Virginia Military 1nstl-
tute. and other institutions receiving aid
from the State.
Professor Miles, in his rejoinder, said
there would be no need for the capita
ton tax if the Confederate soldier had
not been compelled to educate four or
five thousand negro children. whose race
paid comparatively nothing for the pur-
pose. He illustrated his point by saying
Pulaski county paid $500 per year for
the negro schools and that the tax
collected from negroes in that county
vas only S64.
At the conclusion Of Mr.. Gleaves' speech
most Of the Republicans retired from
the hall.
There was a large crowd, and politics
are beginning to run high.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
!i..ain s Circus Coming.

Walter L. Mains New Fashion Plate
Shows will give two performances here
on Thursday, October nth In speaking
of this attraction. the Scranton Repuh-
lican. May u, 1901. saws:
The ring and stage performances.
athletic. trapeze, bareback riding amt
any show upon the road.
There was some splendid barebacl
riding: lie contorticnists were all thai
could be desired; and the March of the
4Anlazons displayed consly women in
attractive costumes There was the usual
thrilling ride of monkeys upon the backf
OF 2oEies: and a clever bUriesque upo.
the performances OF aErs. Ration: ant
last, but not east, there was an exh!nr-
ton OF high jumping by mustangs and
bloodett horses that proved Il delight Il
all admirers OF mans best friend in tht
brute creation. ;"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
RUNAWAYs HEARD FROM.
JOHN Butler and John 0'Tooie Are in Raiti-
frNre at MnI,

John Butler. the hsteea-yea son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John l.. Batter. OF No 7%f
Sorth Seventeenth Street r-ho left his
home at ) o'clock Saturday afternoon. mas
been heard from. Ills mother received u
snort ietter from Lin late yesterday stat
ing that he ~as in Baltimore and would
50 to "orh to-day in 4 cake factory. lack.
as he is better known. up to the time he
made a sudden departure. had been en-
pIoyed at the boiler s&op Of the Hichu1ond
Locomotive Works. Saturday afternoon
he left his home 10 so 10 the WORKS 10
draw his money. amou1tins about So.
Shortly afterwards he met q playmate
named John O'rFooIe Of Mosby Street.
who had decided TO go 10 Baltimore TO
work. lie persuaded Jack to accompany
him. and they left for the Monumental,
City.
Mrs. Butler is greatly grfsved over the
matter and has neither slept nor eaten
since her sons disa ppearance. She Wis
tied Chief Towards office yesterday at
ternoon and showed him the letter from
her son, and asked him to wire the Chief
of Police of Baltimore to locate the boy
and send him back TO Richmond The
Chief advised her to wait several days
as he would return. Mrs. Butler when
seen last night. was uneasy about Jack
and could not refrain from crying when
asked about him. This is the first rim.
he ever left home.
Mrs O'TooEe also received a letter from
her son. who is at Sparrow's Point at
work
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
SPEAKING AT NARTINSVILLE.
Addresses by the Speakers of Both
Parties,
Especial Dispatch to Til. Times.>

Especial Dispatch to Til. Times.)
MARTINSVILLE, VA, Oct. 14.-Tnis
was County Court day and politics We're
booming. Mr.. Stovail, of Halifax, addressed
the people from A. stand in front of the
courthouse in behalf of Col. J. Hampton
Ioge. Republican candidate for Cover
nor he had a very large crowd to hear
him. He was followed by Mr.. Harris
Hoge in behalf of his brother. While Mr..
Hoge was speaking the crowd was called
to the courthouse to hear Judge Hamil-
ton and Mr.. J. w. Carter speak in be-
half of Mr.. Montague. The most Of the
white people left Mr.. Hoge aud went into
the courthouse.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
DR.. GRAHAM'S JUBILEE,
Loved ard IIouorca Where lie Served for
Especial Dispatch to The Tins:


WINCHESTER, VA, Oct. 14--Fifty
years ago yesterday Rev. DR.. James K.
Graham was Ordained a minister in the
Presbyterian Church here, ana at t:le
same time he was installed pastor of
Kent-Street Church During the half
century past he has remained continue
ousiy as pastor of this church, and yes
day a celebration of the event, the
first of its kind in Winchester, was held.
All the churches closed in his honor and
several thousand worshippers listened to
eulosiss of the venerable divine. In the
morning DR.. Graham delivered an adj
dress on the period covered by his min
istry. dealing with the events of the
last half century and the advancement
made in all branches Of sne church and
country.
tributes to the spotiess ssnd successful ca
..eer of Dr. Graham, to which he respond
ed in a feeling manner. Those who spoke
were Rev. DR.. \. c. Hopkins, of Charles
town. ". Va; Rev. DR.. z. NJ Woods OF
Martinsburg. W. Va: Rev George w.
White, OF Moorfeld. W. Va: Rev. DR..
Henry M. White, OF Kernstov-n, W. Va,
representing the Presbytery of Winches-
ter: Rev. ". l. Seabrook, of Grace Luth-
eran Church. representing the churches
of Winchester: Mayor r T. Barton, rep
resenting the city. ana eX-Soiicitor Gen
eral of the United states Holmes conrad,
representing the Prssbyterians of Win
chester.
Born in Orange county. \. Y, DR.. Ora
ham was graduated at the Princeton
Theological Seminary. and preached his
first sermon at Failing Waters, w. Va.
He was then ordained here. and his min
istry in the same church for fifty years
has been signa1ly successful
Dr. Graham IS one of the Oldest and
Ctiy;naS of ba pTpSh
terrain Church. and in the deliberations
oC the church bodies he has always ia
ken a leading part. He has been mod
orator of the rginia Synod on q num-
Der OF occasions. and once he presided
over the Southern General Assembly.
He was an intimate friend of Stone
wall Jackson and during the latters val
ley campaign ne mace his headquarters
at DR.. Grahams house. Three OF his
sons are in the ministry. Dr. Graham is
seyenty-seven years old, but is vigorous
and active
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
FREIGHT WRECK
ON TIE SEAB0.ARID.
Car Loaded With Car Wheels Breaks
in Two.
FOUR OTHER CARS DAMAGED.
Investigation Beinz Made OF Collision Be-
tween Through Freight and Bal
last Train to Fix the Re-
sponsibiIity.
Car Loaded With Car. Wheels Breaks
FOUR OTHER CARS DAMAGED.
Especial D,-natch to The Ti,nes.)

Especial Dispatch to The Tilnes.)
RALEIGH, N. c., Oct. 14-There was an
accident on the Seaboard Air Line yeSter-
day forenoon at Merry Oaks. A car at
tached to a freight train, and loaded; Win
car wheels, broke in two and caused very
considerable damage to four oe4ier cars
IN the train. No one was injured.
WRECK INVESTIGATIONS.
investigation is being made as to the re-
sponsibiiity for the collision between
freight train No. "a and a ballast train
at Aberdeen last Saturday. 1t was caused
by a misunderstanding between the en-
glneer on the freight and the fasrlan
with the ballast train. The object OF the
investiga ton is to fix the responsibility
on either the engineer or the flaSman
The accident caused considerable dam
age to the engine attached to the ballast
train, demolished the freight cahoose ahtt
considerably injured three empty coal
cars.
THE ELTlS' CARNIVAL.
At o'clock this evening Governor Ay-
cock formally declared the Elks CarnlVai
at Wilmington open. This ceremony was
performed from the executive office by
struck seven. to the Wilmington Lodge
of Elks, declaring the great Carnival
open.
Two very successful revival meetings
are in progress in this city. One is at
Tabernacle Baptist Church, conducted by
Evangelist Greenwood and the other at
the Hillsboro-Street Christian Church.
conducted by Evangelist Miller
The Cameron Golf Club of this city has
just reorganized for the coming season.
The membership has increased during the
past week from thirty-five to one hum
dred. Arrangements are being made for
the erection of a neat clubhouse.
1t is expected that within the next three
weeks the equipment for the transmission
of 275 horsepower of electricity from
Milburne to Raleigh, a distance of four
teen miles. will be completed. This work
has been in progress for the past two
years. The current is generated by
water-power. the plant being located al
Nilburnie on the Neuse River
The forty-trst annual State Fair opens
in this city October DIST. The space for
exhibits has been increased considerably.
but it will ali be taken. Watkins & Sons.
of Charlotte, county. Va, will exhibit
several CIR LOADS of horses The racing
features are to be the best provided in
many years.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-15
RICHMOND COLLEGE NOTES.
News aud Gossip Abou. the Sports and the

E1>S"S ohu soSS9'P aoout hhs >'iioi - SA0 "
Societies.
Mr.. w. G. Williams. instructor in the
gymnasium at Richmond College, spoke
to the students yesterday afternoon on
the importance of the Gymnasium at
College" The regular class work Will
begin tomorrow afternoon at $50 o'clock.
In meeting OF the 4Athletic Associa-
ton OF the college the designations OF As.
T. r. Sanford as vtce-pres!dene and
Mr.. Landlord as captain OF the football
team were accepted Mr.. Goodwin Fray
ser was elected to I'll the vacancies
caused by the designations
The football team has engaged Dr.. j.
Garrett Nelson. OF this city, as their
coach. He played half-back on the Uni
yersity of Virginia team a few years ago.
He was also member Of the baseball
team, and pitched the game between the
University of Virginia and Princeton In
which Virginia won. Manager Dunaway
expects to have game at Broad-Street