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The courier., 1901-03-02
THE COURIER
Nice Point. .

Awomsn who is trying to live up to
recent riches was entertaining caller
the other day. She really was enter
tsining her visitor, though not IN just
the way she thought she was.
That woman" says the caller, "drop-
ped RS which are liquidf) till wanted
to send for my rubbers. When her lit
tie girl, aged nine, came in and sat be-
side us with her feet up on round OF
her chair, l admired her as child who
knew enough to Keep in out OF the wet.
But wher the child began to chew gum
with an energy which was worthy OF q
better cause did wish she would swim
out into the other room. But she sat
and chewed herself into notice.
".Darling, said her mother, what are
you chewings'
"'Gum, said the child, exhibiting .
large lump of it on the end Of her
tongue.
"Who began it?' demanded the
mother sternly.
al did,
"'Are you sures'
"'Yes, ms'sm.'
"Very we'll. then I'me very par
ticular.' she said, haughtily. turning to
me, who begins the gum my children
chew" Baltimore Sun.
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THEATRIGAIe.
THE OLIVER.

The William II. West Big Minstrel
Jubilee will be the attraction at the
Oliver on next Tuesday night. Mr..
West promises this year the largest,
most expensive and highest salaried
company ever under his ownership. The
list Of performers are world famous aud
include such high class performers as
Billy Van, Ernest Tenny and Raymond
Teal, the Rio Brothers, Waterbury
Brothers and Tenny, Charles Whalen,
the Delmsr Trio. Richard j. Jose and
half a hundred others. Seats now on
sale.
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Companions IN Misery.

Il am not especially sensitive" said
the man with the billiard ball pate, in
talking to friends with scanty hair, who
had been telling experiences, ''but 1
confessed it rankled when an absolute
stranger hailed me as odd Baldyr I
was sprinkling the lawn one hot evening
last summer and had laid aside hat and
coat. / was somewhat asronished on
looking up to see stranger hanging
over the picket fence. intently watch.
ing me. / continued to play the hose,
but when l looked up again the man
was still there studying and with evident
amusement. Iglared at him.
"'Hello, Old Bsldyr he shouted, max
ing q profound bow.
"'Are you speaking to me, SIR / de-
manded.
Hello, Old Bsldyr he repeated.
why, you verdsnt chump,'I re-
piled rushing toward him with the noz-
zle, III turn the hose on you'
"'No. you DON'T he answered, remoy-
ing his hat with flourish and making
another bow. Tm the limit he said.
/ then saw there was not hair on his
head. We went of together and had a
drink-New York Sun.
The courier., 1901-03-02
LITERARY NOTES.

In connection with a brief discussion
OF the question OF japanese immiers-
tion. the editor Of the Review of Re-
views publishes personal letter Of an
eminent Japanese scholar, Mr.. Mitsu.
kuri, to President David Starr Jordan
OF Stanford university, Oh the relations
between the two countries.
The Rev. DR.. Fraak W. GunssuIus
contributes to the Review Of Reviews
for February character sketch o; the
late Philip d. Armour Of Chicago, with
whom DIR. Guneaulus was intimately
associated Tor many years in the work
OF planning and equipping the Armour
Institute. The sketch is largely anec.
dotal and throws valuable side-liehts on
the career OF the millionaire philan.
thropist:
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THE DOCTORS ARE COMING
Three Months Services will Be Given Free
to All Invalids who Cali Before
Apri1 18Th.

A staff Of eminent physicians and sur.
geons from the British Medical Iusti.
tute have, at the urgent solicitation of a
large number of patients under their
care in this country, decided to eetab-
lish . permanent branch Uf the insti.
tute in this city. A location has already
been secured at the corner of llth and
n streets. in the Sheldon block. The
Office will be open and ready TO receive
patients next Monday morning at nine
o'clock.
These eminent gentlemen have de-
cided to give their services entirely free
Tor three months medicines exceptedl
to all invalids who call upon them for
treatment between now and April 18th.
These services consist not only of con-
sultatlon, examination and advice, but
alec OF all minor surgical operations.
The object in pursuing this course is
to become rapidly and personally ac-
quainted with the sick and afflicted. and
under 10 condition will any charge
whatever be made for any services rem
dered for three months, to all who call
before April 18th.
The doctors treat all forms of disease
and deformi.iee, and guarantee q cure
IN every case they undertake. At the
first interview a thorough investigation
is made. and, il incurable. you are frank.
ly and kindly told 30; also advised
against speneing your money for useless
treatment.
Male and female weakness, cstarrh
aod catarrhal deafpess. also rupture,
goltre. cancer, all skin diseases, and ali
diseases OF the rectum are positively
cured by their new treatment.
Ine Chief Consulting Surgeon OF the
Institute will be in personal charge.
Omce hours from A. NJ. to SPIN.
No Sunday hours.
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The literary wife Of the matter.of.f f.fact
husband nibbled the end Of her Den
holder, wrinkled her brow, and then
turned to him.
"Argumentum ad hominem, means an
argument to the man." she said. How
would you say, argument to the woman,
ia Latln?"
"Argumentum ad eternsm, | pre-.
sume." he responded Chicago Tribune.
The courier., 1901-03-02
THE FUNKE.

Judging by the large advance sale OF
seats for tonight at the Funke the en-.
gagemeut Of Ben Hendricks in ''Ole
O'snn.' will surely be large success.
This play seems to have q standard val
ue in the minds Of thestre-goers and
needs only brief announcement OF its
coming to stimulate a demand for
tickets. The story Of "Ole Olson" is
interesting, the characters are we'll
drawn and natural and each is excel.
lently acted. \ dozen or more new
epecialties are introduced, the special
feature OF the vaudeville program being
the singing Of the National Swedish
Ladies' quartette. The performance Of
''Ole Olson" will be thoroughly enjoy
able one to all.
The Flints will, while giving exhi-
billions Of hypnotism in this city next
week, put a class of subjects under
hypnotic control and suggest to them
that they are colored ladies and gentle
men and are going to participate in
great prize cake walk. These wonder.
full people are to be with US for week,
beginning Monday next. DR.. Flint is
the leading exponent OF this science and
Craze Marion Flint displays scarcely
inferior power. Remember that for
each 30c or Soc seat you receive a CON-
plimentary coupon good for one lady for
the opening night. Seats now on sale.
The courier., 1901-03-02

The kangaroo-A hunter chased me
ten miles. today.
The oetrich-Ill bet you we're mad ,ehs
The kangaroo-Mad. / was hopping
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Is 1T SPRING AGAIN IN OHIO !?
Is Il Sprine aeain IN Ohio? ?

Is It Spring again in Ohios
Is the sleep Of the winter over?
Far IN the heavens the blucbird,
Low in the MARYLAND the plover,
Anear, IN the orchard, the redbreast;-
Wherever one looks, the hover
OF wings wherever one listens,
The note of the homing rover!
Is It Spring again IN Ohio:
The courier., 1901-03-02
Is II Sprins again in Ohio? ?

Is Il SPnng AGAIN N ONO!
And the sleep Of the winter over:
Blooms in the woods the wild service?
Where Zephyr bendeth above her,
CLEANS the faint dawn Of the wind flower
Breaks from the turfy cover
The tender star Of the thistle >
The dew grading Leaf of the clover?
Is If Spring again m Ohio /?
The courier., 1901-03-02

Is IT Soring again in Ohio:
And the sleep of the Winter over?
Are these the rare days-O my Comrade
Bhthest for homins rover?
Once would we fofth-and follow
Far ast he cry Of the plover
BY stream, and by greening pasture,
By faIlow, and breezy cover
Is If Spring again in Ohio:
Is ii Spring again IN Ohios
Is the sleep Of the Winter overs
Say to each wakening beauty,
am, as ever, its lover,
Hourly, from far saluting:
/, too, were homing rover,
If |, from the sleep of the Winter,
All that l loved might recover!
Is it Spring again in Ohio?
Edith M. Thomas in
March Lippineott.
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Observation-Disclosures
What our Doctor says about the Number Of
Rheumatic Sufferers, and how physicians
fail to cure them. What perfect treat
ment consists Of. and the shortcomings
of ordinary methods.


the practice Of medicine
Think
troubled steady aid
can and
practice does rheumatism Usual methods directed
toward temporary relief and not toward
When rheumatic sufferer his he wants kind OF
mediate result relieving the stiffness To effect this
mineral combination circulation
inspires
SANITY that the acy OF cheese methods ALL You know and
know ALSO that useful
local stimulation possibly the disturbing influences
constitutional treatment tonic
long list
weeks OF this
make mind that
this time better weather and other
influences permit always
minute o
OF there found
declaring
medicine
laton Of the instead shock stimulating
and the Is long
convinced there exist
which Dr. GrceneI medicine will completely and M
TO mako n trial Of It,
do you not try DOCTOR
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CHASED TEDOY'S
BR0THER.|N.LAW
Douglas Robinson's
Speeding Loco Stop
pedin Fifth Avenue.

Douglas Robinson. hrothcr-in-iaw OF
vice-Pre.idcnt Roosevelt. was taken to
the East One Hundred and Fourth
street police station yesterday.
His iocon'oone had been stopped IN
ltfth avenue for running fourteen miles
an hour where the taw allows eight.
HIS driver" Murray O'Se.l. was ar
rested.
Robinson had taken his friend. SIR.
Ferguson. for an early Sunday ride. and
O'Seal was speeding back to reacn
the Robinson home. at 20. r. Madison
avenue, in time for lunch.
Al Ono Hundred and Thirty-th!rd
street Bicycle Policeman Fosarty called
unheetied and ne started In pursuit.
Throngp returning from church saw
tho chase down the avenue. At One
Hundred and First street the policeman
overlook and stopped shs vehicle. Rob
inson declared he hadn't heard FoSarty
shout.
After brief argument his driver was
station. house TO ball him out.
In Harlem Police Court to-day Magis-
tnate Hogan discharged O'Se!l aNer
advising him 10 be more careful here
after.
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passive and receptive a, once. AMI then
he projects hi. viii right into their oc
c!pu,. making them do all sorts o! leg
ISative nipnops at his mcn'al susses-
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Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets
1--WE PERFECT DIGESTION. SOUND
SLEEP. STRONG NERVES
Popular Remedy for Dyspepsia
which Has Made Many RE-
marknbIr Cures.

The spring az the year Is the time Tor
blood purifiers. II /. the s"ason when Nc
think must do~r ourselves with sarxapa.
rillas bitter, and the endless list Of 80.
called blood purifiers and merry" tones.
As matter OF fact, there Is but one pos
xibc way In which TO purify the blood. and
that Is through the stomach and bowels.
Pur. blood results from Wholesome food
thoroughly digestrd. Impure blood results
from poor digestion and assimilation. When
II. stomach refuses IN work properly the
food remains too long 'iac. ferInrnting.
forming gases. shown BY sour. bitter taste
In III. mouth. bloaung and beichinE OF xns.
and distress and discomfor, generally. Poor
blood weak nerves. Sle"plessness and
general don't-cnre feeling can always be
traced 70 imperfect digestion.
This Is the reason why Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets are superior u all other spring med.
icines and blood purifiers They xiv. per.
feet d,yssi'on. the food does not lie in The
stomach for hours. They give n vigorous
appetite. sound sleep. strong nerves. and
Wholcsotn. food well dixss,ed makes pure
blood. and IN no other way can the blood be
purned. The idea tina, medicine. In IL
self. will purify the biood when the stomach
and digestive organs are out OF order IL
nonsense. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are
used by Thousands In preference. to bit
tern. after. dinner pill" and blood purt-
nerx' because they remove the raus- Of the
Impure blood. and you do not have to take
them forever To Ect rrsul,s. Dyspepsia Is
ala obstinate disease TO cure and a remedy
must DO designed especially for IL and
nothing else. cure"alis will no, euro dya.
prpsaa.
StuArt's Dyspepsia Tabls.h are no, claimed
10 cure everything or anything except Dys-
pepsiA and stomach troubles. and for that Il
one suffering from any trouble with their
digestion will hnd these tablets Will give
Immediate relief and = permanent eure
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are prepared
by tho y. a. Stuars Co.. Of Marshai, Mich.
ana sold by druEgisH everywhere at 10 cents
per package No di~ting nor change OF
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seized ORGAN,
PASTOR SAYS.
Accuses Phillips Of
Stealing Mig hi
March on Him.

Rev. ". G. 1vie. pastor OF Grac.
Church. Williamsburg. accuses orsan mist
r. J. Phillips. Of 81. Marks. The pastor
rays Phillips stole a march on him Fri.
day night and tried TO remove the
organ o. St. Marks.
Rev. Mr.. 1vic bought st. Marks after
It had been condemned to make room
AZ tho new East River bridge. He
cxnoses ush;I It's material to build a
cav parish house. Hc agreed To Civ.
Phillips the handsome pipes Of the old
organ.
But in Leo Avenue Police Court To-.
day he declared that the organist had
Como prIvily by night and taken away
mora of the instrument than went 10
his Just share. The police court sum.
mons followed.
Phillips. besides being organIst, Is 4
weil-known New York lawyer.
The .Magistrate discharged him, say,
Ing that the case came under q civfl
courts Jurisdiction.
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NEW YORK CLEAN.
SAYS HARRISON,
Refers to the Streets, Which Are Better Kept
than Chcagos, He Thinks.

problem. Chicago receives 50 annually
for each car handled BY the street rail-.
why's.
There II no gambling In Chicago to
da: There are only few OF the old
timers who are hoping tina, something
may develop. In the election the hood
Ie's and the gamblers went at me with
hammers. but We have a very good habit,
in Chicago OF settling our elections on
local issues. and tho only matters which
were handled In tho campaign were
loca! Issues.
Chicago Not Wide Open.
Never since 1873 has Chicago been a
.ess open town than II IL to-day. Per-
hap" there ~ one thing that Chicago
does which IN the Eas, would make Il
DO called an open town. We don't pre-
tend 10 shut down the saloons or thea.
tres on Sunday.
arou1d tho bush. In Chicago our thea
tres run on Sunday night. In New York
you call Sunday night performances
sacred concerts. but they are in reality
regular variety show.
You are only trying to humouE the
law. makers. That sor; OF thing only
h7ngs the Law Into disrepute. There
fore Il E harmful.
Of crime = committed In Chicago than
IN New York or Philadelphia. There
may he little more because Chicago 10
u new community. II has the drawback
sailors who are thrown out OF smps H.
men' and flock 10 the city in the winter.
we are doing tho best We can"
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SCARLET fever
IN THE BRONX.
Three Dead on One
Block, Seven Are
Guaranteed.

Scarlet fever has killed three persons
on one block In the Bronx. Two of them
Frederick Hibbsr and his son Edward
three years old. have been buried in thu
came grave.
Seven persons. including a physician
are down with the disease.
The fever started with the Hibbsr
family. when tho .six.year.oid son Fred
was stricken few days ago at hia
home. in Clover avenue. Dr.. Rich.
ardson. Of No. 2os7 Boston Avanue, wns
called.
Then Edward and Jane. two other
children. were taken With the disease.
and the father left work 20 minister 10
the family. He broke down in . week.
took tho fever and died. His son Ed.
ward died tho same day.
Tho disease seissd the doRor. Ethel
cars:n. who lives on the next block:
her mother. her two aunts and Bertha
stetnmiss. friend OF the Hibbef fam.
ily living nsxt door. Al - suaran-
tined
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Odell Non-Rec~ptivr.

Prof. Plat aad a very severe test O.!
his hy pno-telepathic powers recently
lie tried them on Gov. Odcll when the
Police bill was under consideration. He
few long distance passes a, the Coy.
ernor and then gathering the massive
convoiutions of hx brain together.
wtllcd him to favor the police measure.
tive subject. His gangl!a were loose
somewhere and the current wen, of
into a bunch OF electrolyss. The EFFORT
va. = terrible strain on the Old Man,
and left him In "A state OF mental col.
lapse. They say Prof. Plat Is opposed
to these hypnotic licenses.
Prof Croker has Il nerCe hypnotic eye.
they say up ut Albany. lie can send his
hypno- /; ei~ pat hic currents shooting across
the waters from away over on the
Vantage farm.
He IS a wonder for pure hypnotic
have put his subjects under such com
plrte control that he can sit down on a
park bench on his English estate and
WIN whole course dinner for "Johnny.
sympathetic subjects.
They move around bound by a. Croker
trance from waking to retiring. He does
all their thinking.
The legislators themselves ARE highly
pleased with the hypnotic idea. Now
they can vote for any old corporation
oil! or charter Joker. and st.ll their con-
sciences on the plea that they were not
free agents.
The corporation and other lobby!sts
have subsidized all the expert hypno-
tists they can charter In order to
further their legislative grabs BY get
ting them to put the members OF the
Legislature under the spell of hypno-
s!sm.
They are to make few passes. stick
some pins into the subject to SEQ II he's
all right and then send him into the
CHAMBER to vote. It's n great idea.
What q lot OF Trilbys there are In
The legislative business anyway
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woRKMAN's TERRIBLE FALL.

Legrand Plunged from Fifth Floor
to Basement.
Gustave LeErand. eighteen years old.
Of No. u Woodruff street. Brooklyn.
while At work on q new building TO ia y
et Fifkicth street and Tenth avenue. fell
from thu NTH story 10 tho basement.
|0ehs face and . fractured skull.
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~ think New York II the clean
cat city in the WOrld.'-NayOr
Uarrison, Of Chicago.

~ think New York II the clean
cat city in the world.'-MaSor
Unrrison, Of Chicago.
Carter II. Harrison. who Is taking n
res, while studying the problems OF mn'
n.cipal government In New York. says
that the question OF cleaning the streets
Is much harder in Chicago than IN New
York because Chicago has many I'M
paved streets and little money.
you spend $4,000 here annually in
making the city the c!eancst In the
world. In Chicago we have bu; 100000
TO spend. was disappointed IN Boston.
The streets there arc not clean. bu,
there Is too much mncadam used Tor
paving there
Mayor Harrison says that his rc.ciec-
ton In Chicago was due 10 his dsht
whom he Is not popular
Nearly all the franchises owned by
the two traction companies In Chicago
will expire during my presen; term IN
Office" says Mr.. Harrison.
Must Pay the CITY.
"My contention is that they should
pay tho ci,y-makc the city partner.
The railway companies should share
with tho people. since the city gives
them the privilege OF the streets.
II regard municipality As nothing
more Than big corporation. The peo-
pic arc the stockholders. Yes. be-
l!evs In municipal ownership for Ch!caE,
when the city Is ready to handle the
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Identified by Sister,
Who Refuses to Give
Her Name or Ad-
dress.

BY tho Identification OF tho girl found
In the pond at Eagle Point, near wood
bury. y. j.. the mystery OF the tragedy
Il dccrcncd to-day and the question now
-. Was she murdered or did she kill
HERSELF
The girls body was identified by her
sister. who. when she called on the
coroner OF the Jersey town. said tina; she
would not disclose her identity except
10 say that she lived on the west SIDE
IN this city.
The body was found in the pond last
Tuesday. \ description OF the girl was
sent broadcast. IT was this description
that sent the sister to look a: the body.
The dead girl had been buried in Pot
tcrs Field ard was disinterrcd.
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SVENGALI PlATT AND HIS
LEGISLATIVE TRILBYS.
The "Prof" Can Give All Other Hypnotsts
"Cards and Spades" and Beat Them.

Early In the present session OF the
Legislature a bill was introduced BY SEN
ator McCabs. requiring hypno,isis to be
licensed by the State Board OF Regents.
The bill me; With cons!dera bio epposi.
ton from the class OF mon whose bust.
ncss Il 10 to make n few Svengnii passes
over the eyes and throw people into Jim.
jams.
The head OF the opposition was Prof.
Vernon. OF the Vernon Sanitar!un. OF
Rochester. a professor OF mental sci.
ences. Prof Vernon arranged for an ex
hibition OF his powers before IL number
OF the legislators. ana pu, a few OF
them into frances In order to s.ve them
an idea OF his faculty OF mental control.
1t 10 said that the legislators came
way from the sccancc In very happy
frame OF mind Some OF them ahd hrcn
completely pu; under control by Prof.
Vernon's hypnotic gaze. and were made
to do all sorts ct things which he men.
tally suggested to them.
PIstt. Doe. Hypnottst.
The ooss hypno,ist. Prof. Plat. did
not attend the seance. bat ever since
this little exhibition Of the control OF
the will power OF the legislators II has
been going the rounds at Albany that
Ro<s Platt can give :'-"f Vernon card:
and spades a; the SvenSali game and
w:n out easily.
Plntt's hypnotic method Is the long die.
lance telepathic system RE ran sit
down on he soft cushions in. the Fifth
Avenue Hotel or IN h!s Office. at ~
broadway. and control by his goo.goo
gaze whole lunches OF Legislators on the
Republican side OF the Legislative cham.
Der. and make them do stunts Jus. by a
few paases aud wink.
When he mak.~ a ,SvenEalic sweep OF
his hand the subjects IN Albany become
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Watches, Etc.
keene's List.

WATCHES ASp piAMoSns-R,uxh,, so,A. a.
chsnssi Only few bargains n<6tione6
here sent m sissni nation . KHESy.s watch
STORE. IN FULTON IT. NEW YORK tns.r
Nassau -, lioa's A. ~. 70 SP. ~. "sasur.
days inciudsf.'
$500 GENTS GOLD WATCH 49, Hin sSadS
full jsveiied 'Wahhsm." only usei mo aths
Hunting ay!s elsansh and sdjus~f for eany-
ing. Soms ~ 30 gents ltk soI, allied v.s
chAins. 81 this s~~k kEESE. Watches r..
aatr~i,"
800 % l.ApYs DIAMOND WATCH. S S.x
last chrs.suaa soid I%-h. snid "WAi,ham."
Owner will ssll tor ~ eash this week $50 Oh
p~ari "iemAir~' or>rs elas.s. - this .sst
$50 % GENTS DIAMOND RHO rs Tns i.rS
ey ever offered At this price. zoe took IN
trade. ''OsArsn,..a' $500 diamond an, rasri
sssf: pas. Sc this well kEESE. "Dlsmonds
rennvnssd."
$3.50 90 DIAMOND EAR STUDS. SO; owner s1-
changed With M for . watah Thee ar old.
mine ssns: came from Lnndoa. ''0ssfsntssd.'.
500 Ladisa' solid gold fancy brooth. 81 ,his
wssh KEESE. 40 FfH.rON ST. NEW YORK =
and vay,ooss vsias. Pssmansss
2lEs:: Sses:,:;!ss; so IS Ut g;
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1850 $3.50 $3.50 $3.50 6l.50
Steamer Trunks Same quality and
style as above
81 inch. ~ inch. 30 inch. IS inch. 40 in:h,
Il M 37.SO 40. 90 40. 81 AZ m