The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-10-24
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b etii ~ nsrsy yes When yos
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pss,sr Well. uy ssod .onsn. .hsl
Z yes vssti Bsssa "a 7arisr. doctor,
. nss quarier, ssa III tell svtryboe,
q yoa sfipsd Hs.
We have the moi wopsefial coeh yoo
o. as. You ksov. .. otly engaged
b /. fl,is oooi. Yes. Well. sts
rsts sooi breed.
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y T. msrriei noes,f Msy Ttst can
3 ~ h.. Tor shs iol ne herself that her
n sisss vss . isiluie. A nillionsire Ger
sssrytAiss pretty nneh biz ovn way
~ ia soii5, said ons philosopher. He
cre. spswered the oinar. until be comes
a. 80. AZ. I'M
Sunday School Teacher What do we
'safn from The story OF sansont Ton
Ly f1onrninlly smoothing bis ragged
loss.) -Tha /, dossn't pay Ter have Won
CO folts cot feller's hair.
Don be ssbsme o. you ieavuce. son
ny, said uncle Ebsu, - lons - ,oh 10
doip you bee 10 al, over IL III dsr vssn
come fnss yob didn' kno~. dsr wouldn't
be 60 mote use 10 iibbin.
Susceptibility you write "Dssr
hsdslr ii the beginnipg Of letter 10 90
unmarried vomsn' Employer Yes,
shs bssisnicg Of letter to any vonsn-
whether she is married or iust wants 10 be.
--Pirst College Professor Whst ere
yon soiog to do usr, to get your name 10
The pap tsf sscoui College Professor -
] VI. thinking Of declaring that The die
tionsfy is leo vordy 10 be considered
good Literature.
-Hellol shafts your hnrry7 I'm going
on, 10 Snbbnbbnrst TO look Of piece OF
property real estate man wants to cell
me. Ahl want 10 zee bow the land lice,
chr ies. Also how The land ssen, lies
This is our ls,es, novelty. said the
manufacturer proudly. Good, isn't III
Not bad. replied the visitor. bn, you csb't
hold candle 10 the goods We make. Oh,
are you in the same businessf No; We
make guppovder.
Doctor. said the patient, In a plsintive
tone. you know you said might smoke 81
ser each meal. Yes; bu, aod you smok
lag inst before dinuer. That's true. But
y ~ sll one smoke | haven't stopped
sicce luncheon.
ALI those stories the papers are PRINT
iag about you are lies, ssid the politician,
friend. Why don't you make them stop ii
J would, replied the politician, but I'm
raid they'd begin printing the truth
shsn.
You. said the angry customer 10 the
,urk, said that this cloth wss fast color,
o. 4 faded ont within two months after
wss made mp. Well. MAIDEN, replied |
10 clerk, ! don't .hiok yon ousht TO have
oecsed II TO fade any faster than thst.
Il si.h ! could think OF some new aud
usual birthday present to surprise man
- with this year. said Miss de Muir,
sioklins her lair bros 10 deep perplexi
~ How do you think she'd like son.in.
liw,
Poor Mao We'll, did you buy that
ttok telling oil about bow to econ mizs 10 |
We ki,cheni Wife Yes, I've got 1t. Poor
Asa-Tbas's good. Whs. does |. ssyi
Nlie-i.s iuli Of recipes telling how to
n'iliEs cold rcssi turkey.
Wife Never mind II Jon have failed,
Gear. | have $1,000 saved mp from The
IN money that you have given me from
noe 70 time. Husband (ioyiulIy) : You
cake me feel easier. Whs, q helpi Wife
+. as!pl should say so. Why. on thi,
nonsy | cen keep my wardrobe Tor year
w. comet
--You know, there sfe two kinds OF cleo
triciiy, positive and negative, said the
m an who Ia slwsys trying to tell people
things. Yes, answered Willie Washington.
Go, sbeosf Severe. l sent . wire ask
log youus women n che would marry
me, and she sent another saying No
He had BIT on q horse race snd had
won. Bsv Joyr. be said a. be Looked .,
The money, 70 know. I'm sorry about
that What's The mstteri be YES asked.
Why. eshnt 70 see. be ssked. thst when
, isllsh bets sod loses i.'s . esnilsusps
'port. bat when be bets snd vine ne too
mach like business. don'sy 70 knov3 Ifs
70 common 70 make money.
Curses 90 the day thai 1 neglected TO
'sady geoms,ry. cried the honest rustic
~ be tried 10 pat the new straw hst up
% bis donkey, for bad | mastered tbst
'cienee ! shoald have found The problem
u The sss' sss more simple. Truly /.
Hss bal moment uBiIl BIO discovered
hat The heels ssre even harder problem ,
han the cara
--fou people down here spen. s5 cool
sorins hcls IN The ground Tor coal.
'isni yca' ssksd tho passenger Who va
ssltine up aud do~n the station platform
o stretch bic iess vhils the sneine vs.I