Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1901-08-24
The battleshlp Iowa sailed for Pa

Smallpox is on the inrease in the
United States.
Ones so called better half is often
the whole thing.
You don have to play checkers to
get checkered cal eer.
Miss Nan Russell. is visiting friends
and relatives in Glen Rock, Pa.
G. v. X. X. is preparing to haul
the crowds to Williams Grove.
Miss Lizzie Mullen. of Baltimore,
is visiting Mrs. Page d. Barlow.
No, Maude. dear, writing paper is
not the product of stationary en-
CINE.
Two Italians made very poor at
tempt at rendering music on the
streets.
Waynesboro Council again refuses
to grant franchise to trolley COM
pany.
Cevera is to get loving cup. 1t
Is DettST 10 lONS iudH W VIII eOiut-
times.
Many watermelons are on the mag
ket, but few of them are we'll
favored.
Mr.. T.. Shepherd, of Shepherds.
town, spent Saturday evening in Mar
tinsburg
The milkman can generally be de-
pended upon to make his customers
take water.
Col. and Mrs. J. G. Frazer, of Nor
gantown, are visiting friends in
Martinsburg.
A cavalry troup from Washington
is encamped at Knoxville, Md. along
the B. & o.
A fiier in the stock market often
proves that riches take unto them
selves wings.
Miss Mary Emmert, of Hagerstown,
is visiting at the home of Senator r.
G. Burkhart.
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spending the summer, with Miss Rose
Cunningham.
The race horses are holding their
own, yachts and automobiles not
withstanding.
Charles Stewart. was elected porter
for the City Band Monday in place
of Joe Green.
A wealthy parent may cut off his
son without cent but he can't cut
off the lawyers.
This would be much better world
if the people would live up to their
obituary notices.
Wildcats are carving off consider
able poultry in the vicinity OF Rock
Gap Morgan county.
Mrs. S. P. Fahrney and children
are visiting relatives at South Noun
tain Boonsboro, Nd.
GAN cocoons look alike to me-" re-
piled the hungry bind as 1t swallowed
the embryo butterfly.
Some of the hardest work in the
world is done by the people who run
labor-saving machines.
Generally the person who is fond OF
a secret is the one who doesn't think
enough of it to keep it,
Miss Maud Leblanc, of Washington,
is visiting her bother Mr.. f. l.. Lee
Dane, on w. King street.
The farmers of the State of Wash
ington have organized crow hunts TO
drive out infesting crows.
At Morgantown l. g. White, gave
the Nj. Z. church South site for
church and parsonage.
OF the 400 American school teachers
who sailed for Manila 60 were mar
ried on reaching Honolulu.
If everything works around IN the
right way we Will soon have hand
some public library building.
Mr.. Oscar @. Young, of Dayton, o.,
is visiting at the home of Mr.. W. +.
Outcalt, winchester avenue.
Mrs. George Duane, of Baltimore
who has been visiting Mrs. Page ID.
Barlow. has returned home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Engle, of Wash
ington, who have been visiting in this
city returned to Washington.
Some of the streets in Waynesboro
are said to be too narrow for troll
ley and other vehicles to pass.
The fellows who always notice
when a girl has on a new hat don't
always make the best husbands.
Near Morgantown a bolt of llghtn-
ing killed Mary Rice, stunned her
father and burned large barn.
"All mankind loves lover 8" is an
old saving. But as a matter of fact