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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

- m oOr Txo OF THE KIIcHKS cHARES
folks basen't got nothin 10 DO But al
ways Look around fer sum new Way
makes me Glad I haft 20 work fer a
Liven. N I woulden't Have nothln
rise 20 DO usebby sumtimes I mite CIT
to goin on like q South Amurican Re
publsc too. Ennybudy what Has han
~ mulch scnts as they are In little
Red mousetrap q 20 90 the twentyeth
sentSbeFry Can't Begin only Wunst
and that 10 nineteen HUNDRED and
Wun-"
"How Can t Begin. Them nav ast
Crate heyens," paw ansered. Can
n Re possible you are One OF the Soup
preem iddyuts That thinks IL Begins
with Nineteen uunderedr No wunder
Our Chlldern sumtimes Don't hardly
Seem TO be Worth raisin. Now. I'll
fist sho you How this thing Il. II
am wOrkin fer Q Numbered Dollers q
Week and
"Oh. paw" nav Says. Don't 20 10
supposln Ennything OF that Kind. I,
alnt Ever goin 20 Hapcn."
Say" paw told Her. Don't you
want 10 Find out about this BiEness er
notr II you DO, try TO Brake the reck
erd now by not saying nothing fer
about Han q minut and IN sbo you.
You see. II was goln TO Ride hun
dered miles ! wouideni 60 Back and
Ride Nile before { got started, would
IT.
II Dohr no." nav says Il Have
Onsn saw you Do things what was
just NJ Hard 10 Explain. They are
never no Teilln what you mite Do"
-Oh. we'll" paw Says. -thay sin't
eany use Tryin TO Talk TO people what
Don't no enufY 10 Lern things when
they have q Chanel Sposen you was
agoln TO Pay tho Grocery man q Dol
her and Begin Counter Out pennies.
Do you Think he Would tell you TO
stop when you Give him ninety Miner
-Mebby He mite BE maxim marked
Down Sale that day NAV says
whats the use Citizen Bothered about
Il emmy wayr tbOt you SD psople
was Silly II thay would waste THAR
time over such a thingY'
'@rhay are" paw told Her. only thay
boot no EnufY 10 see II the rite way.
Now I'm list agoin to sho you How
this thing Is 30 you Can't Help but
Bee it,
So He got Two Of the Kitchen
Chares and stood with one foot on Que
chare and the other foot on the other
Chnre.
"Now." paw told VI, "sposen the
chars what my left foot Is on Is the
nineteenth Sentchery and the other
one is the next one. with the FIRST OF
January Han way Between. Do You
See Il all rite as Far "a gotT'
Yes" NAV Says. But Don't new
e. Believe In Straddlen on these
Things. Thay Can't DO two Sides to H."
You watch" paw SGD. Il got II
Down fine. Now. sposen my left foot Is
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
A Boys Opinion Of An Editor.

In little country school not
far from Benton, literary exercises
are regularly INDUCED in every
Friday afternoon during the term.
A twelve year old boy recently
read an original essay on The
Newspaper" This latter day
youthful Solomon treats his sub
jeot thus:
Newspapers are sheets Of pa
per on which stuff to read is prin.
ted The men look over the paper
TO see If their names are in it, and
the women use it to put on shelves
and SIGH. / don't know how news
papers came into the world. /
don't think God does. The Bible
says nothing about editors, and |
never heard of one being in heav-
en-. | guess the editors is the
missing link them fellows talk
about. The first editors | ever
heard of is the fellow who wrote
up the flood. He has been here
ever since. Some editors belong
to church and some try to raise
whiskers. All of them raise hell
in their neighborhood, and all of
them are liars; at least all | know,
and | only know one. Editors me-
YER die; at least | never saw a dead
one. Sometimes the paper dies,
and then the people feel glad, but
some one starts it up again. Edi-
tors never went to school because
editors never got licked. Our pa.
per is mighty poor one, but we
take II so ma can use it on our
pantry shelves. Our editor don't
amount to much, but paw said he
had good chance when lie was
boy. He goes without underclothes
In winter, wears no socks, and has
a wife to support him. Paw has
not paid his subscription in five
years, and don't intend to-" Elk. J
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

on his arrival he is confronted by
all sorts of women who have evil
designs upon his money. All kinds
of funny complications follow and
at the expense Of an excited Ger
man, silly girl, a cranky old man
none too obIiging porter, an old
maid, with troubles galore, and a
score Of others with whom trouble
is dealing none too lenisntly, you
are treated to an evenings fun,
which can only be had by witness
sing performance Of They Want
Me" The comedy is generously
interspersed with specialtiss,
which, for refinement and merit,
are not surpassed by any travelling
organization.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
A Squaw Mans Love.

W. A. Fraser, who, because Of
his virile language and fine word
p Uniting has been called the Anne
rican Kipling, contributes to the
November DelIneator the best sto-
ry that has yet come from his pen.
1t is entitled, "The .Offcasting Of
Nichemous," and it tell how a
"Squaw Man" is called back to his
desire for culture by some cultur-
ed neighbors only to have his as
pirations qqenched by a rebuff.
The remarkable strength Of the
story is increased by excellent il.
lustrations.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

WANTED.-Several persons a
character and good reputation in
each state tone in this county re.
quired) TO represent aud advertise
old established wealthy business
house, Of solid financial standing.
Salary SIS per week with expenses
additional, all payable in cash eacll
week direct from the heal offices.
Horse and carriage furnished
when necessary. References En-
close self.addressed, stamped On.
velope. Manager, BIG Claxton
Building, Chicago.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
First Round Quarterly Meeting,
Princeton District.

Cadiz and Bethel-Oct. l3, ii.
Grand Rivers, at Paradise-Oct.
10, 20.
Smithland, at Smithland-Oct. 20
81.
Smithland Circuit at 'Smithland-
Oct. 20, Il.
Salem, at Tyners-Oct. 26, 81.
Shady Grove, at Shady Grove
Nov. 2, 3.
kuttawa, at Glenn's-Nov. 9, 10.
mr. Lime Works, at Brandon's-
Tov. Is, II.
4, at Siloam-Nov. 90, "a.
son, at Dawson-Nov. 80, 80.
1eton, at Rock Spring-Noy.
Dec l..
vile. at Saratoga-Dec 7, s.
asco at Lamasco-Dec 10, IL.
sville, at Carrsville-Dec. IA
an. at Gave Spring-Dec.
2.
!. at Dyers-Dec. %, 30.
vile Circuit, at Jernigan's-
Q. %, 80.
Oenville, at Greenyille--Dec.
~, 30.
Best line of cook stoves in the
county. Bisham " Browning.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
Does il Pay to Buy Chssp7

A cheap remedy for coughs and
colds is all right, but you want
something that will rslieve and
cure the most severe and danger.
Gus results of throat and lung
troubles. What shall you dor Go
to a warmer and more regular eli.
mater Yes, if possible. If not
possible for you, then in either
case take the ONLY remedy that has
been introduced in all civilized
countries with success for throat
and lung troubles, "Boschee's Ger
man Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues TO de.
stroy the germ disease, but allays
inflammation, causes easy expecto-
ration, gives good nights rest,
and cures the patient. Try ONE
bottle. Recommended many years
by all druggists in the world. For
sale by r F Haynes and Jas. Fl.
Orme. Get Green's Prize Almanac
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
Ties Wanted.

Wanted to buy 100000 railroad
ties: May delivery. Box 300 Oma.
he, Nsb, 2w
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
PAWON THE CENTURY
Ne TRIES TO kxPlAIs WHEN THe
NEW osf BEGINS.

Ana Uses . Practical ILLUSTRATION.
TAat Usfersuaateiy Not onIy Up
sets His Theories. bot Takes n Fall
ost 90 Hin Too.
"Of all the Slllis people ever Seen"
paw SD after rInklen his forrid A long
time. the worst is the ones what or
10 starten Arguments about When the
twenUeth sentcherry Begins. recple
what ain't got no More sentz than TO
Waste Time over sutch Thing OF 10
Have bsblss or sumthing In the house
10 they could keep biEzy without Coin
away frum Home 20 hunt fer trubble.
But the good Lord made Il So sum
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
Farm for Sale.

We have for sale farm of 223
acres creek bottom land, part Of it
we'll timbered, about q miles OF
Repton, on tho |. G. railroad and
four miles from Mnrion. Mr. Abe
Baker will show tho land to per-
sons interested.
Blue d Num-,
Agts for Walking, Carrithers g.
Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
Farm for Sale,

A farm OF III acres, three miles
below Nation, Ky, on the old
State road running from Shady
Grove to Weston; so acres clear
ed; two fine orchards, good water,
good house, barn, etc. Will sell
at a bargain.
f. M. Daniel,
I'm IMattoon, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

Best line Of cook stoves in the
county. Bigham " Browning.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24
LIVINGSTON COUNTY.
Big Mining Company Incorpora'
ted-0ther Matters.

Smlthland, Ny, Oct. 10 ne
Pittsburg Fluor Spar Mining and
Manufacturing Company filed ar
ticles of incorporation in the coun
" clerks Office today. The incor-
porators are: W. r. Brown, Ed
ward Kurn, J. W. Green, OF Pitts
burg, Pa; Charles (. Bostwick,
Ducols, Pa; F. NJ. Bernard, Padu-
clh, KY; Charles Holmes, ALE
sneny City, Pa. Charles K. Bost-
wick has been chosen President of
the company; Charles Holmes Sec
rotary and Treasurer.
The capital stock is $4,000; the
principal Office will be at Smith
land, KY; the company has made
discoveries of rich deposits of lead
nd silver six miles from Smith.
ind.
The Livingston county tesc hers
association will be held at Grand
'iTers Oct. 20.
lr. r. B. Thompson. of Cars
9. was seriously injured last
He was hauling three bar
If water on a wagon, when by
lden jerk of the team he was
IN from the wagon and the
81 fell upon him. Several ribs
broken and he was otherwise
bruised. Itwas at first sup
mis- injuries were fatal, but
nuch better and will recover
thompson is we'll known in
.ilsnd and his friends here
re panied to learn of his acct
lent.
A petition signed by Ottomer
Bauer and Clarence Coker, of Col
conda, ILL.,, late owners of the stea-
mer City of Golconda, was pre-
scented in the United States dis
trict court at Paducah Monday on !
a limitation of liability claim.
This petition was fled on &C
count of the suits against the ow- !
ners Of the Golconda by the rela-
tives of those lost on the Inflated
steamer, when it was capsized in
August in a storm at Cottonwood .
oar. The owners desire to limit
their liability in these actions to
he value of the boat, and ask ex-
smption of their personal proper
ty. Suits aggregating $4,000
we're filed about two weeks ago in
the Livingston circuit court, anil
the McCracken circuit court.
The second and last day of the
Farmers Institute Saturday was
rained out. The meeting Of Fri
day, however, was a grand success.
Commissioner of Agriculture, Ion
b. Nall, and Mr.. Walker of Chris
tian county were present and made
interesting talks before the Insti.
tute.
Abb Swinford, jr., died Thurs
day. His death was caused from
an accident which he had some ,
time ago by cutting his foot. The
fatal result was blood poison. He
suffered very much until death :e-
loved him. He leaves wife and
child. ,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

sEsTcHKRRY.
sto Teen ninety nine and the Chare
where tie Resin on 10 the nineteenth
sentcherry. IfI"-
BY the Time hs got II all Settled up
to That point little albert and the Pup
Come In Chaser after the Hender-
senses Cat what Had shut Up In the
seller tho mite Before becoz nav Herd
some rats Down thsre last week.
The Cat 6cooted Between the Chares
where paw was standen. ana the pupp
mot He would Do the saim. but made
Q mistake and Bumped aginst the Nine
teenth Sentcherry and nocked II frum
under paw. and the Bottom Dropt out
OF the argument His Cote was all
Tore % tho Back too.-0eorgis 10
Chicago Times Herald
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-10-24

l have a number of choice bull.
ding lots in Marion for sale. lm
Charles Evans,
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
DEPUTY MARSHALS ASSIGNED.
New Officials Attached to Courts of
Local Justices.

Aulick Palmer, United States Marshal
for the District of Columbia, today as
signed the deputy marshals appointed
yesterday 10 the field of special duty Ten
Of the new deputies viii serve in the
capacity Of constables for the new Jus
tees Of the peace
The assignments are as follows:
Stephen 3. Callahan, with Justice Of the
Peace c 5. Buady, subdistrict No L
John B. Peyton, with s c. Mills, sub
district Nc >
Joseph Torrens. with s R. Church. sub
district No :.
Clayton y Nash with L C strider,
subdistrict No. 4
Charles j. Darling. subdistrict 10 >
Virgil c. Williams, subdis .rict 10. g.,
with H r Webb.
Karl Hansen, subdistrict No--7, With e
E. Paine
William H a wormley. with R H Ter
reII. subdistriet No. s.
John F May, with T. H CaIIan, sub
district No. Q.
John Lancaster, with E ". Hewlett,
subdistrict No. 10
Clarkson r. Sherwood. jr-, has Reen de
tailed as typewriter and stenographer in
the marshaI's Office. The ether two depu-
ties will be detailed TO duty at the City
Hall
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
NEW YEAR At
WHITE HOUSE
Official Announcement Of
Formal Receiving.
ORDER OF PRECEDENCE OF GUESTS.
Rumor of Abolition Of Public Re-
cepton Set At Rest by the
Plans Given Out Today.
Complete Arrangements

The official programme for the Presi-
public at the White House this after
noon An item Prevtfing for the recep-
ton OF citizens beginning at 1885 o'clock
sets at rest all rumors that the public
character OF tHe reception vas 10 be
curtsiIed, and that only officials would be
received
IN detail the programme for the re-
ception on New Year Day differs little
from those in force in previous years.
The variance affects only the tine for the
reception of the various classes OF Of
ficials.
The arrangement made is as follows:
u.Go a m--The members Of the Cab
met: the Diplomatic Corps.
f1-15 d. m.-l'he Chief Justice and the
Associate justices Of the Supreme Court
Of the United States; the Judges Of the
L s Court OF Claims; the Judges Of the
Court OF Appeals; the Judges Of the SUI
preme Court OF the District OF Columbia !.
ex-Cabinet members, ard eX-Ministers OF
the United States.
l1:25 a m--Senators. Representatives.
and Delegates in Congress; the Commits
sioners and judicial officers Of the Dis
triat Of Columbia.
11-40 a m.-Officers of the Army: Of
ficers OF the Navy; officers of the Marine
Corps; commanding general and general
staff Of the militia Of the District OF Coll
umbia.
u m--Tlse Regents and Secretary of
the Smithsonian Institution: the Com
missioner CT Fisheries; the Civil Service
Commission; the Interstate Commerce
Commission; the Commissioner Of Labc-,
Assistant Secretaries Of Departments: AS
sistant Postm.z-eT General; the Solicitor
General; Assistant Attorneys General ths
Treasurer of the United States; COmuIis-
siOner of Pensions; Commission G.
Patents: Comptroller of tie Cure ncy; - -
heads of bureaus in the several deTart
ments; the President If the COiUy-S::sn Z
Institute fer he Deaf and Dumb.
1915 p m.-The Associated Veterans Of
the War of 1854; the Grand Army of
the Republic the Military Order Of the
Loyal Legion Of the United States: the
Union Veteran Legion; Union Veterans
Union: Spanish War Veterans; the ne -
bers of the Oldest Inhabitants Assccia-
tion of the District of Columbia
1926 D m--ReceptiOu OF citizens.
Carriage will approach the White House
by the western gate and leave by the
eastern
Pedestrians will approach the White
House by the western gate and leave by
tke eastern
In accordance with custom. the grounds
south of the White House and the south
ern entrance viii be closed on New Year
Day.
The Secretary OF the Navy today issued
special order directing all officers Of
the Navy and Marine Corps in Washing
ton-to assemble in full dress uniform al
the Office of the Secretary on Wednesday
January 1, at II a m. ana from there
proceed TO the White House to pay theiI
respects to the President A similar or
|}.ier will be issued by Secretary Root te
ali officers in the army.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
DUPLICATE MARRIAGE RECORD
Health Once Urges Repeal of ordi-
nance Requiring Reports 10 Him.

Health Office Urges Repeal of OFdi-
nance Requiring Reports 10 Him.
Under the present chaotic condition of
the laws of the District Of Columbia there
has been for some time duplication of
the marriage records. While that kept by
the clerk Of the court and that kept by
the Health Department are neither OF
them complete. they are practically dupli-
Gates of one another.
Dr. William c. Woodward, the District
Health officer, has called the attention of
the Commissioners to the facts in the
case, and IN view Of the fact that the
new marriage law requires that reports
OF marriages shall be. forwarded tc the
clerk of the Supreme Court for registry,
it would be well to repeal that section OF
the ordinances regulating matters of pub
lie health and the securing of a full and
correct record of vital statistics which
relates 20 the reporting of marriages by
eIergymen and others TO the Health De-
p3rtment-
DR.. Woodward isSnot clear in his own
mind whether the, Commissioners have
authority to repeal the section referred
to. but he thinks that the joint resolution
approved February %, 1883, may give them
the requisite power to do So
DR.. Woodward requests that the matter
be referred to the Attorney fer the Dis
trict for an opinion upon the subject.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
HUNDREDS SEE THREE
MEN BURNED ALIVE.
FEARFUL SPECTACLE 1T SHARON
Trio of Furnace FifIeFx-in Caught
by Flames at the Tep Of the
Plant and Find II TTa-
possible to Escape.

SHARON, Pa, Dec 27.-Three men were
burned to death and several thousand
dollars worth Of property Was consumed
at 6:30 o'clock this morning at the old
SharpsviIle furnace.
The dead are:
HOWARD DIXON.
JAMES BARTTLET.
MARTIN CLANCY.
They were top-filers at the plant. and
were working about eighty feet from
the ground when the Ere broke oat in
the furnace.
The flames spread rapidly. hemming the
three men in. and cutting OF their es-
cape.
Men Looked on, Helpless.
Hundreds of men looked on III horror
from below, unable TO lend assistance
The men crawIed out over the edge OF
the furnace, and attempted 20 climb down
through the flames, but they were over
come.
Their bodies we're burned seyond reeog-
milton.
The casting house and hoist were en-
tiFely consumed.
The FIRE originated in . eaanty at the
bottom of the hoist. The ad men were
all single
Dixon was 80 have been married this
afternoon 70 Miss Bunch
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
SENATOR DEPEW AND
MISS PALMER WE'D.
MARRIED AT NICETHI AFTERNOON
United states Consul Van Buren
Performed the CeremOny-Re-
Iigfo1s Rites to Re CeI-
brnted Saturday,

NICE, France, Dec. 2z--The marriage
of United States Senator Chauncey N. De-
pew and Miss May Palmer occurred here
today at O'Clock, in the American Con
sulate, with United States Consul Harold
S. Van Buren conducting the civil cere-
mony. under a special dispensation from
the Secretary of State
On Saturday morning, in the Church Of
Notre Dame, the first religious ceremony
viii be soIemnized. and this viii be fol-
lowed by a wedding in the American
Church at noon.
After the marriage today. the Coun-
tess de Sers, granddaughter Of Commo-
dore Vanderbilt. and cousin to Senator
Depew, and with whom Senator DepeW
has been stopping in Nice, gave a re-
ceptiou at her villa
The Senator and his wife viii sail for
America on New Year Day.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
STATE RIGHTS INVOLVED.
senator Money VIII Oppose BiiI
Making Lynchings FederaI onences

- ~ CBSSN~ A~hAA
Making Lynchings Federal 0nences
Senator Hoar has introduces a bill Civ
ing the Federal Government jurisdiction
in cases Of Iynchings and attacks upon
foreigners in the States. n accordance
with the desires Of the Italian Govern
ment.
The bill has been referred 10 the For
eign Relations Committee. Senator
Money Of Mississippi, one OF the members
Of that committee. is prepar=7g 10 fght It
on the ground that 1t proposes an inter
fereree with state rights
Il don't believe IN violating our own
Constitution for the benefit oT any foreign
Government" said air Money. this TDorH-
ing. Italians resident in this country
have the same rights as the subjects Of
any other foreign nation. and I don't see
why foreigners should be given more
privileges in the United States than are
enjoyed By American citizens.
y helped 10 kill a aimiIar Bill to this
one Of Senator Hoar some years ago, and
think We shall be equally =fecesstul IN
preventing the adoption Of tH.- measure. "
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
FORGED Mr.. HAGKETTS NAME.
Marine Messenger to Assistant Sec
retary Acknowledges Crime


retary Acknowledges Crime
George L Dorre. a corporal in the Ma
rfne Corps, who for the past four months
has been detailed as messenger to the
Assistant Secretary of the Navy, was ar
rested this afternoon by Detective Ser
geants Flather and Horne.
He admitted to the officers having forg-
ed the name Of Assistant Secretary Frank
" Haekett to a check for s2S6-67- and
ties, by whom he Will be court -maFtfaIed
He is twenty-three years old and en-
listed eighteen months ago in Chicago,
where his parents, brothers, and sisters
are now living.
Dorre was detailed for duty at the Navy
Department because of his excellent rec
ord He SO pleased Ir Hackett that at
the request of that Official he was given
the rank Of corporal
On December Il Mr. Eackett gave him.
among other articles, his check book to
take to his new Office in the Sun Building
While en- route Dorre abstracted from the
book check No. 92S. the last o7e in the
book
On this blank he admits haTing made
out a check for S2s667, to which he is
said to have forged the signature Of Mr.
Hackett using one of the Assistant Sec
retary's letters and sheet of tracing pa
per in the operation
He presented the check at the Riggs
| National Bank to have it certified When
he saw them examining the sign lture he
abandoned the paper and ran.
The matter was reported to the police,
and after some delay their work eulmi-
mated in his arrest. The prisoner stated
this afternoon that his salary was only
s37. 80. and that, try as he would, he could
not keep his expenses within thar figure
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-12-27
CAPTAIN R. P. LEARY DEAD.
Passes Away at Marine Hospital At
Chelsea, Mass.

The Secretary of the Navy this morn
ing received q despatch from Rear Ad-
miTaI Johnson. commanding the Boston
Navy Yard, announcing the death of Cap
tain Richard p. Leary, Z s. y, at the
Marine Hospital Chelsea Mass
It is understood that the cause Of death
was heart trouble.
Captain Leary was for long tine Gov
ernor Of Guam, being replaced in that
position by Commander Seaton Schroeder
He was appointed to the Naval Academy
from Maryland. and was graduated il
the class Of 1870. He was IN the civil war,
participating in tae blockade of Charles
ton In 1883 he was senior commanding
officer at Samoa, the fleet, however, con
sisting OF but q single beat at the time.
During the Spanish war he was with
the squadron. assigned 10 the protection
Of Newport, Cape Cod. and other seaside
resorts