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The Washington times., 1901-11-06
FOUR DECISIONS RENDERED.
Court of Appeals Amrms Three RuI-
ings and Reyerses One,

After a recess OF several weeks the
Court Of Appeals for the District con-
yened yesterday and heard argument in
two pending causes. Opinions were also
announced in four cases which the court
had under advisement
In the suit Of Anna Bakersmith against
the District. TO recover s.. 900 as damages
for personal injuries, upon a special ap-
peal, the judgment of the Supreme Court
Of the District was reversed, and the
matter remanded for action 10 the lower
court
In the lower court Mrs. Bakersmith
was granted permission TO inspect certain
papers and records in the possession Of
the District relative to the erection and
construction of a certain culvert on
BrightwOod Avenue. From this ruling
the District took special appeal The
opinion OF the court was announced by
Chief Justice Alvey.
In the case Of the Columbia Phono-
graph Company against John L. Whitson
and Walter J. WhtsOn, trading as the
National Photograph Company, the de-
cision Of the lower court was affirmed
and the cause remanded for further
action according to law.
In April last the Columbia Phonograph
Company applied FOR an INDUCTION to re
strain the National Phonograph Com
pany which, it is stated, is a successor
pauy, from selling letting. or using Ger
tain photographic supplies IN the Dis
trict, and also asked the court to compel
the defendant 10 render an accounting
A temporary order was granted. and
from this judgment an appeal was taken
The opinion was announced by Justice
Morris
In the case of Emma l.. ClagGett and
Maurice Claggett against the Washing
ton Market Company and others, in
which the plsintitI was awarded 81 600 as
damages for personal injuries, the dc
cisiou Of the lower court was affirmed
The opinion Of the court was announced
by Chief Justice Alvey. -.
In December while walking through the
market Mrs. ClagRett slipped on a fish
which was on the floor aud injured her
shoulder.
Justice Shepard delivered the opinion
OF the court in the case Of Fred j. Miller
against the District in which the court
was asked to issue writ of mandamus
against the Coils..n!!S=..--=Ie rs and Mr.
Brady, Inspector Of Buildings, to compel
him 10 grant a permit for the erection OF
two-story brick house on lot in
square $50 The permit was refused on
the ground that the lot owned by Miller
was not the required depth TO warrant
the issuing of the permit The lower
court granted the writ aud the Court Of
Appeals confirmed the judgment
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Agueduct Entries.

AQUEDUCT, Nov. 5.-Entries for tomorrow s
races:
First rsce-For two-year-olds; selling; seven
furlongs. shandonfeld, l02; Lady Sterling, ia;
o'Hagen, JOi; Blue Ridge. 90; Playlike %; Ten
agra, 20; Francesca, lO6; Loeket. 81; Gilson
Light, lo6; Little Gem 81; Mary Worth, lOoi
Hayward Hunt, Avis 20; Nightshade lo2.
Second race-For three-year-olds and upward;
selling; one mile and seventy yards. Eloim, lO5;
Lou Rev, los; Mollie Peyton. lOI; Fonsolee, lo5;
Alsike, 1o4; Alard, ss; Black Dick. l0i; Ethics,
IS; Criterion, l0i.
Third raoe-For maiden fllies two years old;
Eve and one-half fuTloags. Succssunna, Ischium,
Pedestal, Wild Bess, Peariinder Flrtineer, Au-
tiny, sparkIet, Early Eve Clipper, Blanche Her
man. Destitute, Traner. Nissequoque, Geneseo,
and Avis. 10 each
Fourth Tace-The Lynbrook Handicap; Tor all
sces; one mile and seventy yards The Rhymer,
l26: Potente, 100; Paul Clifford llg; Latson, ll5i
Oom Paul, III; HandicapPer. lO5; Black Dick,
103: Eloim 100; Andy Williams, 90.
Fifth rsce-Eor maidens three years old; sell
ing; six furlongs. Nunna, II; J. J. Corbett,
lis; Dionysia, Annie A, Princess H.. Mark Lane
Tour, Heathsyille. Fenimore Bif, and Wnder-
Ich I12 each; Isaac Hopper, ll5; Woolgatherer,
112; Frank Erne and Wellesley, ll5; POtasi, ll2i
Joanna Ahen, I07; Karl Kahler. ll2.
Sixth race-For all ages; one mile and seventy
yards. Demurrer, 1l2; Champagne, 50; Connecti-
cut 90; Baiyah. 90: Peninsula and FOnsoluca,
50; Flora Pomona 50; Redpath, lis.
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THE RACING CALENDAR.
Aqueduct Results

AQUEDUCT. Nov. 5.-Results of today's races;
track good:
First race-For three-year-olds and upward
ceiling; six furloncs. sadducee (wonderly), G
to 5, won; Bold knight (Bullman) 3 to l, second
Morokanta olounce), 20 to !, third. Time
liza As.
Second race-For three-year-olds; selling; one
mile and seventy yards. Lamp o'Lee Oyon-
derly), TO ?. won; Curtscy (Rcdiern), ; 10 /.
second; Rappenecker CwebeD, to !, third. Time,
1:47 I-5.
Third rsce-Wnaeld Handicap; for two-year-
olds: I've and one-haif furlongs. FemesoIe CBurns)
? 10 l. won: Albert (Bullman) 8 to /, second;
Major Dainge field (odomD, to I, third Time,
l-OI 4-5.
Fourth race-Idlewild Handicap; for all ages;
one and oDe-sixteenth miles. Potente CBurns),
3 10 ?. won, imp tOdom) 90 ?. second; St
Finnan fWgnderlyJ, 5 to ? third. Time, 40 1-5
Fifth race-For tw9-year-old maidens; selling;
five and one-half furlongs. Irdescent Burns, s
TO /. won; Maratrisa (BOoker), 20 to !, second;
succasunus tWeber) to !, third. Time, l:l0
Sixth race-For four-year-olds and upward; sell
ing; one mile and seventy yards Big Gun
CNles). % TO l, Won, Whistling Con (Weber), 80
to l, second; Astor (MonGerly), to ., third.
Time. l;4s A..
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LOCAL FOOTBALL CONTESTS.
Georgetown Preps Meet Cadets and
High School Teams Play.

Two fairly good football games on
Georgetown University grounds yesterday
afternoon resulted in whitewashes for the
defeated teams. The Georgetown scrubs
defeated the Central High School Cadet
eleven in a stubborn contest by a score of
10 to 0. Western High School won handi-
ly from Eastern High School by a score
Of Is to O.
The contest between the Georgetown
scrub and the Central High School Cadet
eleven was played on the prep. field, and
was Witnessed by a large crowd. The
Central boys We're outweighed. and un-
able to Withstand the smashing game Of
the scrubs. The scrubs made one touch
down in each half. Minnahan and Dor
man were the most successful ground
gamers, and the former crossed the High
School s0al line soon after the opening
Of the half. Mahon,y failed to kick goal.
Dorman scored again about the middle
Of the second half. Mahoney again failed
goal The lfue-.lD follows.
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Louisville Results.

LOUISVILLE, Nov. 5.-Results of today's races;
track good:
First race-For threc-year-olds and upward;
selling; six and one-half furlongs. Robert, ir.,
OHowelD, to !. won; Dynasty IL. Daly), to 3,
second; Cupa (o'NeilD, 10 to l, third. Time,
1:24%.
Second race-For two-year-ods; selling; six
furlongs. Trio (Clark), even, won; Lillian NJ.
(O'NeilD, . to !, second; Dubious q. Daly), 20
To !. .hird. Time. l:l7A.
Third race-For three-y year-olds and upward;
one mile. Advocator (May), to ,, won; Salve
q. Daly, to 5, second; Jake Weber Beau
champ, 5 to 5, third. lI3i4
Fourth race-For three-year-olds and upward;
selling: six and one-half furlongs. J. J. T.
(HowelD. TO !, won; Jim Gore II Nalker),
10 to l. second; Hieaway (Beauchamp), 20 l.
third. Time. :23
Fifth Tace-For three-year-olds and upward;
selling; and one-sixteenth miles. Zonne
(o'NeilD. to l, won; Lady Of the West q.
Daly), to l. second; Eleven Bells (Walker),
6 to s. third. Time, l:5OIz.
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Lntonia Results.
LAToNA. Nov. a.--Resuif. of today's races;
track heavy: "

LATONIA, Nov. 5.--ResHts Of today's races;
track heavy:
First race-For mares three years old and up
ward; seven furlones Lady Kent (KnighO,
to !, won; Fleuron CindeD, to !, second;
Jena Or. Murphy. to /. third Time, 1884.
Second race-For three-year-olds and upward;
selling; one mile. ". C. Welch tIackson), 3 to
!, won; Pre>tome U.yne), 10 to /, second; Tenn
pest CSteele), ? to I, third Time 1:47&.
Third race-For all ages; six furlongs. Foneda
Jackson), 0 TO 8, won Rance (KnighO, even,
second; Lcenja (Steee). to /, third. Time, ILL.
Fourth race-ilandicap; for three-y year-olds and
upward; mile and one hundred yards. J. II.
Sloan tJackson), to ., won; Johnny Mccarthy
(Steele). ? to l, second; Henry Bert (knighO,
TO 5, third. Time. l:5llz.
Fifth race-For two-year-olds; selling; FIVE and
One-half furlongs. Hunter Raine tGiveus) 2 - l,
won; st. Hera Gackson), even, second; Ravens
burg ID. lalD, TO l. third. Time, I:ll.
Sixth race-For three-year-olds and upward;
selling; one mile. Schnell Laufer QLandry), 9
to s. won; Dolly Wagner (Jackson). TO !, sec
end; Baffled (Donovan), to !, third. Time,
49,
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THE STABLES FILLING UP.
Arriving Racers 0vertaX Benning
Stall Accommodations.
Four Hundred Horses Required to
Find Quarters Outside the Grounds
preparations Nearly Completed
for the Meeting Next Week.

Carload after carload of horses arrived
at Benning yesterday, and by Saturday
next not stal on the track viii De un-
occupied. Some idea of the number of
horses to race here may be had when it
is stated that the Washington Jockey
Club can accommodate on its grounds
over $50 horses. and that now every stall
on the track is taken. Applications arrive
every day from stables all over the coun-
try and all Of 400 horses viii have to seek
stall room outside the grounds. Il was
thought that the building Of four new
stables, each containing thirty stalls
would relieve the congestion which was
experienced year ago.
This is a practical demonstration OF the
fact that Washington is becoming great
racing centre, and that owners ana train
ers are anxious to race at Benning. Fair
treatment and generous purses are mainly
responsible for this. Another reason Is
found in the fact that Benning winds up
legitimate racing in the East, and many
there are who viii try to earn oats
money before retiring into winter quar-
tiers, Or induiGing in expensive trips TO
New Orleans or California.
Between 500 and 6vO workmen are en-
gagged OF the new grandstand working
day and well into the night to be ready
for the opening.
New arrivals at the track are: J. E.
Lane & Co. H F1ippen's trainer, with
Medication, Concertina. Spry, All Saints
and Byrne Of Rosscrea; J. S. Bratton,
with Verify. Prosper lie Cal, Zoraide,
Judge Pettus, Very Light, and Euchre;
William Jennings, with Sailor King anG
a couple of two-year-oIds; also two car
loads of horses that have been racing at
Baltimore, belonging to Thomas Hitch
cock, tr., c. w. Smith, Morris * Britton,
Col J. F. Anderson, NJ. Waterbury and
Mr. Fell.
All the best Jockeys on the fiat and
over the jumps are engaged to ride here.
and will be on hand by Sunday morning.
A. Featherstone, who has first call on
the services Of Jockey O'Connor. has sig
nifed his willingness TO allow this popu-
lar jockey 10 ride at the meeting, and
also has indicated his intention to attend
the meeting himself Barry, Brazil,
Mara, and Meany, steeplechase jockeys, |
are already at the track having come
over from the meeting at Pimlico.
One Of the best steeplechase riders in
the West the past season. is c. Johnson,
who rides for s S. Tracey. He will ride
at this meeting the good jumpers, Dick
Furber and Corillo. James O'Donnen,
promising steeplechase jockey from the
Canadian circuit, viii be seen here for the
first time probably on George W. Jen-
kins, whom he piloted to victory in three
successive races at Windsor.
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Lakeside Results.

LAKEsIDE. Nov. 5.-Resuits OF today's races;
track fast: 4
Fizt rsoe--For -year-oIds and upward
six furlongs. Harry Herudeen WicIes), to 5,
won; wayward Boy (Coburnl, even, second;
Bocmerack otis. to !. third. Time, I:l4 2-5.
Second race For two-year-olds; six furlongs.
John a. Clarke (otisJ, to I, won; Hoodwink
(seaton), 10 to J. second; Autumn Leaves CHarsh-
be-ger), to /. third. Time, I:I5 2-5.
Third race-For three-year-olds: seven furlongs.
". J. Deboe Cotis), ! to 2, wen; lebanon Co.
burn. 6 70 5, second; Robert Waddell (Seaton).
70 10, third Time. 20 Is.
Fourth race-Handicap; for three-year-olds and
upward one mile and one hundred yards. OFontas
Blake, even, won; Rolling Boer (Coburnj, 10
6, second; odnor QHicks), 10 !, thiEd. Time
1:s7.
Fifth r=ce-Fcr t'ro-year-olds; selling; one mile.
Dandola (Domirick), 9 to l. woh. Anote (Co-
burn, 6 10 5, second; Marcos (Rice). TO l,
third. Time. l'4S l-5.
Sixth race-For threc-year-olds and upward; ;
selling; one and thFee-sixteenths miles. Bansh
Oope), 10 !, won; Fl Chor (Helgerscn) 70 l.
second; Uncle Tom %. MitohelD, 3 Il l. third.
Time, 2.0I 80.
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three-eighths miles. Frangble, 1902; Robert wad-
dell 90: Sesrcher. %.
Fifth race-For two-year-olds; FIVE and one
half furlongs. Merriment lis; Lucien Appleby,
lOI; l. Samelson, Inspector Shea, Rag Tag, Lou
Woods 100
Sixth race-For three-y -year-olds; selling: one
and three-Sixteenths miles. Guy H., 1l2; The
Boer 107; Jim Ninn Elmer L.. lOI; Automaton,
I02; Farmer Bennett 90: Hanswurst 9s: Fleet
wing. Red Apple. Uncle Tom. 81; Form, a5; Zach
Phelps, Lagart, "a: Woodstick 90; Amoroso, 80
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Lakeside Entries.

LAKESIDE. Nov. 5-Entries for tomorrow's
ruces:
First race-For two-yoar-olds; selling; FIVE fus-
longs BmzeT, Palmetto, I05; Little Emmy,
Bowcn9obler, as; Aegin. Smiths Reel, Herodes,
81; Lingo, SC; HerSe, Ashbrook. e5; Fade Meny,
o.; Hat Mitchell. Chaminade. s2
Second race-For three-ye4r-oids and upward;
selling; six furiongs- Golden Link lO5; Baugh
Hsugh Gene, los; Precursor. l0i; Harvey. lOs:
Protect. 100; Lydia. Hopscotch. Neuberger, Lady
AintFec. Whisper Low. The Butcher, %; Aaron,
81 Lucille Brambie. "a.
Third Iace-For three-year-olds and upward; /;
selling; six furlongs. Charley Moore, II6; Bum
mer, le5; Blue Lick, Greetings, l05; Shut Up,
i0s; The Star Of Bethlehem, lol; Cora Havin ii.
Prank NJ. 90; Siren Song. 81
Fourth race-For tlHee-year-olds; one and
The Washington times., 1901-11-06
LAFAYETTE MEETS DEFEAT.
EN-Coiiege Stars Do Not Find the
CoIIegians Difficult.

PHILADELPHIA. Nov 5.-Lafayette
was defeated % to 0 today by the Phila-
delphia football team. which is made up
of eN-college stars. The game was played
on the local National League grounds, and
a large crowd turned out.
The showing made by the Lafayette
team was rather disappointment, in
view of its work this year against Prince
ton and other teams
The Washington times., 1901-11-06
tiovcrnmcnt nonnr-
Washington Stock Exchange.

Sales Union Trust and Storage Com
pany: lOd107; 1Oa1061A. Capital Traction:
ld10ios: l3Oal434 Washington Title In
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Gas 7q63Iz Mergenthaler Linotype: Ga
1s0 Lanston MOnotype: 350di23t. Ameri-
can Graphophone Company Com: 2O0a
AZ American Graphophone Company,
Pref: 76asJs; 126aS After call-CapitaI
Traction As $500GlO57s. American Security
and Trust Company: 10 G225. Mergentha-
Ter Linotype: 30GlSO-Buyer 50: 30a179Ia.
Error-The bid Of T75 on National Metro
poIitan Bank printed yesterday should
have been 725.
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Lakeside Selections.

First race-Aegin, Hat Mitchell. Little Emmy.
Second race-Lucille Brambie, Precursor Hop
Scotch.
Third race-Blue Lick. Buinmrr, Cora Havill II.
bic.
Fifth race--Merriment Lou Woods, Lueien
Appleby.
Sixth raee-Zack Phelps. Guy H., Elmer L.
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Carroll Institute victory.

An interesting game Of indoor baseball
between the Carroll Institute and Urell
Rifles resulted in victory for the insu-
tute boys by the score of II TO p Muir
phys pitching was of the gilt-edge order,
and the all-around work of the Carols
behind him was faultless
The Washington times., 1901-11-06
Aaueduct seIections.

FirSt race-Lady Sterling Francisco, O'Hageu.
Second race-Ethics, Criterion, Alsike.
Third race-Destitute GenescO, Succasunna.
Fourth race-Latson. Dom Paul, The RhyIner.
Fifth race-KarI Rahler, Tour, Isaac Hopper.
SIKH face-Redpath Peninsula, Flora Pomona.
The Washington times., 1901-11-06
UNIONS STARS WON A VICTORY
University of Vermont Meets Defeat
in an Exciting Game.

SCHENECTADY. N. Y. Nov 6.-Union
defeated the University of Vermont eleven
on the campus this afternoon by the score
of p to in one of the most exciting
games ever witnessed here.
The teams We're evenly matched, and
the victory of Union WAS only due to the
star work of Crankhite. 0lmstead and
Page.
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The lineup:

Score: Columbia IS; Georgetown. 0.
Touchdowns: Weekes, 2; Berrien. Goals
from touchdowns: Morley 3. Referee. Cog
geshall. Trinity. Umpire, Armstrong.
Yale. Substitutes: Angree for Whitwell;
Lynch for Givens. Time of halfs TWEEN
tN-fiNe and tMenty minutes.
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CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING.
A Washington Woman demanded
for a Hearing i'm Scranton.

SCRANTON, Pa, Nov 5.-Mrs. Henry
Emrich. of Washington, D. c., has been
arrested on the charge of attempting to
kidnap her eight-year- daughter, Lille.
The alleged attempt was made yesterday
at public school No. To-. Later warrant
was issued for Mrs. Emrichs arrest and
she was taken before Alderman Kasson,
who remanded her for hearing on We'd
nesday.
Divorce proceedings, it is stated, be
tween Mr.. and Mrs Henry Enrich, Who
were formerly of this city, are now pend
ing at Washington d. c. The court gave
the daughter in charge of the father
until a decision was reached. Enrich
had her brought here to his brothers
home.
Yesterday Mrs Enrich came on from
the Capital City. VIII Enrich, brother
o. Henry, noticed the woman near about
the school, and, suspecting her intentions,
telcphoned police headquarters.
Mrs. Enrich tainted when the officer
stopped her as she was walking away
with the child.
A Times reporter called last night at
the residence of Henry c. Enrich, the
coal dealer, at 927 K Street southeast.
Mr.. Enrich said that the Mrs Enrich
referred to in the despatch from Scranton
was not his wife, and that they had no
children
The Washington times., 1901-11-06

sCoTr's EMULSION will ease the cough, heal
the inflammation and prol4ns bhe life OF the
oonsumptivo. and in the carly Stage, is likely
to make a permanent cure. 4 b.
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RefeTee-Reiily. of Georgetown. Umpire
-Wisner % Central High School. Time
keepers Rorke, OF Georgetown; Wilson.
OF Central Touchdowns-Min and
Dorman. Goals missed Mahoucy, ?. Time
Of halls, Is minutes each.
While the crowd that witnessed the
inter-scholastic game was not quite as
large as the one that witnessed the
Georgetown-Central game, it was far
more enthusiastic. The game was rather
listless all through, however, save az the
beginning, when Finley. of the Western
team, ran around right and scored a
touchdown from the centre of the field
after one minutes play. He also distin-
guished himself by kicking a goal from
the 2D-yard line. On the second kickoff
Finley got the pigsltin and ran fifteen
yards before he was thrown to the
ground Hunt made a long run around
left end and Finley went through centre
Tor five yards The Wcstcrners tried an
end run on the next lineup. but Finley
was showed back several yards from his
starting point. After being held for two
downs Sutton puntcd and the fasteners
came back about five yards with the oval
The line-tIp follows.
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Umpire, Cox. Referee, Moran. OF
University. Timekeepers, DR..
Bryan, of Western, and Willis. of
Eastern. Touchdowns, Finley ~. Sut-
ton "a. Goals. Finley go. Time Of halls.
twenty minutes each.
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An me! the things that we mean to 40
In the great, great afterwhile;
When our ship comes In.
We're sure to begin.
And we'll keep right At II. too.
Yes. yes, my boys. know II Il true
That we mean just what we say.
But afterwhile is mythical place
In the realms Of an unborn day.
The railway Of life Is supposed to run
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And the great afterWhile II station there
where people do fine things. they say.
But thousands. my boys. are travelling this
road.
Who meant to stop on at the great AFTER
In the years OF the long ago.
But somehow or other they never quits
The place with the hish-sounding name.
80 they travelled along with the rest OF thu
crowd
Who hunted for fortune and fame.
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II you wait to begin. in the great after
while.
All the grand things you mean to do.
IT'S best, then, to begin right here.
m the land Of the greater to-day
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For your ship might be late
Then you'd miss half Of life, l fear.
a. W. Hendricks. In success
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