The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-11-05

a. 'aANNAi kVbh HlNco agent WOlk HOW
adayS as the rising statesman.
BY introducing potato bugs into Eng
land VIC will also be able to sell the
British farmers potato bug extcrmina-
tor after awhile
The mosquito has never been suspect
ed OF transmitting appendicitis or any
other recherche disease. 1t is an insect
without 4 rcdccming trait.
Somebody claims to have discovered
that the ordinary restaurant pie bears Il
close relation TO crime III the theory
can be sustained it might also be used
as a plea of justification.
The effort to suppress fictitious titles
will receive hearty support from many
civilian whose well-meaning friends
insist on calling him Colonel" when he
would be better pleased with plain
Mister"
The new Italian submarine war vessel
DcifnO is said TO have proved success
in her recent trials. She is provided
with cleptoscopc, new device. for
rejecting to the crew below a broad
view OF the surface of the water.
How times change! If Peter tho
Great were alive and DESTROYS of learn
ing the art OF Shipbuilding, he would not
go to Holland nor yet to England. He
would come to the United States. The
Gar sent to the United States for the
Nariae and so we'll likes the perform
anccs OF that war craft that he will send
|or others
In the match industry of the world
i.5oo,Cooooo matches are turned out an
nually, and possibly 100000 feet of
lumber are consumed in their manufac-
turc. and yet scarcely 5000 people are
employed in the industry Nothing
could more strongly eXemplify the util-
lily OF labor-savng machinery
Anarchists who rave against all law
nave cause to be most grateful to the
law at present for the protection it gives
them. If it we're not for the law. and
for popular respect for the law. not an
anarchist life in the United States
would be worth moments lease. As
1t IS the life even of Czolgosz is quite
safe, lays the Ncs0 York Tribune.
he unfortunate woman who hoated
through the Niagara Rapids in bar
rel and was then tossed about in the
Whirlpool for hours must have endured
prolonged agonieS before death came.
She brought upon herself her dreadful
tate, but she ought never to have been
allowed to sacrifice her life. Surely
there Is warrant in law for the interfer-
ence OF the police in such cases.
1t has been widely noted and various
ly commented upon that the summer
girl has been less in evidence this sea
son than usual. There is no cause for
regret at her departure. even if it should
prove permanent. The summer girl. as
pictorially and POLITICALLY described. is a
creature Of fluff and frizzcs, with a pen
chant for coquetry. She is a fleeing
JOY, who can better be spared than the
common-scnse girl who makes all sea-
sons her own.
a curious explanation % the cause of
parliamentary riots is given by French
scientist, NJ. Lachaud. RECOGNIZING
that all supposedly dignifcd assemblies
arc at times likely to forget themselves
he set out 10 determine tha wherefore
and began by studying the conditions
III the French Chamber OF Deputies. He
found that the seats were uncomfortable
and too close together From this ne
reasoned that it was not 20 be wondered
at If the Deputies, toward the close OF
sitting, became excited nd rushed
from their seats. The ventilation. which
ne discovered to be very bad, was an
other disturbing condition.
Sir C. A. Cookson, before the recent
congress Of the Royal Institute OF Pub
lie Health, at Eastbournc. England. nm
dcrtook to deal with the attractive
theme. "A Smokcless London" He said
the inhabitants Of London were always
complaining of the black frogs which
we're almost indissolutely associated
with the month Of November and
which did more than anything else TO
lower the city As a place OF permanent.
or even temporary residence. I'm the es
tmation Of the outside world the evil
was so invctcratc that any attcmp, ~
remedy IL had come 10 be deemed des
pcratc Yet there was remedy at hand
and easy Of attainment. Tn, chief Gle
ment which would conducc 10 smoke
less London would be the burning for
domestic purposes of some form Of
smokelcss coal That smokclcss coal .
was OF two kinds. one anthracite. delhi .