The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-10-18
Editorial and Otherwise

Gold has more worshippers than God.
| Man is as positive as woman is
contrary.
Some men are brave in great dangers
and towards in little ones.
man must have some sense to know
whether he has any or not.
An Irshman says it would scare him
to death to commit suicide.
Some men ought to take day off and
get acquainted with themselves.
In these days 1t is hard fora man to
get to the front without backing.
A woman is never satisfied until she
can do thing two different ways.
Awkwardness is a great misfortune,
but 1t Is not an objectionable fault.
1t is wise man that never praises the
beauty of another woman to his own
wife.
The man in the basementl can ALWAYS
undersell his competitor on the floor
above.
If you don't make hay while the sun
shines, don't cut much ice when it
freezes.
When woman's hair begins to turn
yellow its sign her innocence is turn.
ing sere.
Some people are as anxious to see their
names in print as others are to have
theirs kept out.
The rain falls on the Just and the un.
just. Jes so. How bout the fellow
with an umbrella?
Good nature collects honey from every
herb; i'll nature sucks poison from the
sweetest flowers.
"A hopeles man is deserted by himself,
and he who deserts himself is soon de-
serted by his friends.
"A neat exterior equally free from ex-
travagance and poverty almost always
proclaims right minded mind.
"A mans busy day is when he stays at
nome to rest and his wife gets him to do
few little odd jobs around the house.
The rich man is thankful if he has
good digestion and the poor man is
thankful if he has something good to
digest.
1t is not an easy thing to eat q quail
every day, but just consider how much
more difficult it would be to eat large
fat goose.
Its enough to make a good comedian
mad when he sees men in the audience
go out to "smile" and he doesn't get
single laugh.
"The world is too much with us!''
We quoth with weary sigh
Then when we're not invited,
We sadly wonder why.
woman can drive man wild by ex-
planning something to somebody else
and telling them that is the way he ex-
planned it to her.
Ii man had to propose more than
once before being accepted, his wife only
adds insult to injury by reminding him
of it in after years.
When woman accuses her husband
of having poor judgement his mind
slowly wanders back to the time when
he asked her to marry him.
The drought has continued so long
that at present our idea of the hand
somest scene in the world is picture OF
hogs wallowing in the mud.
An lrishman speaking of an acquain
tance said he was condemned to be
hanged, but saved his life by dying
tho day before he was executed.
Ii,t,, grains of powder,
little ,,'rops of paint,
Makes the l,..dies' freckles
Look as though ,4.'ey amt
The people seem to be divided into
two classes this summer: Those who
go away and are "extravagant," and
those who stay at home and are "miseri
ly."
The first breach in the friendly rela-
tions between a woman and her sons
wife is caused by her intimations when
he comes to see her that he Is starving
to death.
Experience is dear school, but q fool
will learn at no other, said the immortal
Franklin. He might have added that d
fool refuses to learn anything even in .
high school of sad experience.
Before she married man woman
may care whole lot to have him look
like a god; but after she has got him
what she most cares about is not to have
him get up cross in the morning.
1t is astonishing how much the cheer.
fulness of wife contributes to the hap.
lpiness of home. She is the sun-the
center of domestic system, and hel
children are like planets around her re
fiecting her rays.
Civil service examinations to tes
the fitness of applicants for places Il
the public service might be extended I
candidates for elective offices, and eve
to the voters by whom such candidate
are to be elected.
Bread cast upon the waters with Ii
very miserly expectation Of seeing
come back swollen to twice its origin
size with the next turn of the tide wi
disappoint you. An act Of charity dor
with view to getting returns is worI
than no charity at all. NJ
Gossip has made many home he
on earth gossip has parted husband q
wives; gossip has blackened ths ehafa.
ter Of many poor girls gcssip has Yn4'
ed many lovers who would havs nee
very happy u Il had NOT been tox go1