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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Miss Carrie Thorn as


Miss Carrie Thomas their friend and
safeguard Many letters are received
from this class of pople. Miss Car.
RE Thomas, in speaking of Pe-ru-na,
says: Il have used Pe-ru-na with
splendid results. Would not be with
out it. No money would hire me to
have a settled cold or chronic cough,
or hoarseness. Catarrh is the most
dreadful thing that could happen to
one of my profession. Pe-ru-na is my
shield and protector against this
most undesirable disease" Carrie
Thomas.
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use OF
Peruna, write at once to DR.. Hart
man, giving a full statement of your
case and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
o.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Lasting Qualities of Wood.

The navy department recently con.
cluded some tests for the purpose OF
demonstrating the lasting qualities OF
wood used in warships treated with the
freproofing process. Samples taken
from the tOrpedo-boat Winslow were
employed in the tests. They had been
in use for five years. The report show
ed that the wood had lost none of its
anti-ire qualities.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Try. during the siege In the midst OF
war and disaster the courage displayed
by Miss Pierce and the witchery of hel
lovely face completely captivated the
brave lieutenant. Before the Congers
left China a betrothal dinner was Civ
en- in their honor. Miss Pierce is an or.
phan, and comes from Rushville, Ill.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
GRIP CAUSED IT
the AFTER EFFECTS MADE LIFE MIS-.
ERABlE FOR 4 YEAR.
One OF the Pecularities OF n Disease That
Will Mo- Stay Cured-HOw 1t Was
Driven Out.

One OF the Pecularities OF a Disease That
Will Mo- Stay Cured-How 1t Was
Driven Out.
From Reporter-Journal, Gardiner, Me.
Grip often leads to pneumonia.
More frequently it will appear to be
cured but leaves the patient broken
in health, short of breath after slight
of weather. fit subject for the
many diseases induced by the in
clemency of early spring.
How this may be avoided, how the
system may be cleansed of the linger-
ing after-effects of grip and put in
condition to ward off disease is best
told in the words of one who is able
to speak from experience. Mr.. Sum-
ner Cross, of 80 Mechanic street, Gar
diner, Me-, says:
"A severe attack of the grip, about
five years ago, left me in a very bad
state. l could not sleep and had no
appetite. My head felt heavy, and
was rather dizzy at times. Changes
of the weather seemed to have a bad
effect upon me and l was miserable
most of the time.
Il had been like this for a year
when a lady, who had heard me COM
plain, recommended DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. Shortly
after this | had occasion to go to
Bangor and there l bought six boxes
of the pills. While taking the second
box l began to feel benefited. When
/ had taken them all l felt so much
better that / bought six boxes more,
and l have always considered the
money l paid for them we'll spent.
l would not be without them.
81 shall always speak Of DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People in
words of praise, for they are an hon.
est medicine. recommend them be-
cause know that they are all they
are claimed to be-"
(Signed) SUMNER CROSS.
Subscribed and sworn to before me.
z. F. LITTLE,
Notary Public.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are an unfailing specific for
such diseases as locomotor ataxia, par
tial paralysis, st. Vitus' dance, sci
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, after-effects of the grip,
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low complexion and all forms of weak
ness either in male or female. Sold
by all dealers, or sent direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady
N. Y, so cents per box, or six boxes
for $3.50.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Tho Change ~
~

Il tho most important period In NO.
mans existence. Owing to modern
methods Of living, not one woman In
= thousand approaches this perfectly
natural change without experiencing
. train Of very annoying and some
times painful symptoms.
Those dreadful hot flashes, sending
the blood surging to tho heart unit! It
seems ready TO burst, and the faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with
chills, as If the heart were going TO
stop for good, are symptoms OF . dam
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Swallowed His False Teeth.

A man recently swallowed his false teeth
and IL drove him mad Stomachs will
stand great deal, but not everything. III
YOURS is weak try Hostetter's Stomach
Btters, 1t cures indigestion, constipation,
kidney and liver troubles, as well as ma
laria and fever and ague. 1t is particu-
larv effective in all nervous affections,
and is strongly recommended at this sea
son OF The year when the system is run
down, and most susceptible to disease. All
DRUGGISTS keep il.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
How Strange.

well, l suppose that young Good
fellow is married?"
"You don't say so! I'm surprised!
why, 1 supposed everybody knew
he was engaged"
"To be sure-but that's different
Colorado Springs Gazette.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Infantile Pessimism.

Aunt Emma-Well, Mary, 1 haven't
seen you for long time. l hear that
you have a little sister at your house.
suppose she cries sometimes.
Little Mary-Cries? should say she
does! Why. l never saw anyone that
appeared to look on the dark side of
things as she does.-Puck.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Their Taste Goes Wrone.

Even the best judges of tobacco can't
always be depended on. Sometimes
their taste goes back on them, so to
speak, and remains blunted for week
at stretch. Professional samplers of
tobacco take week off every few
months and never look at the weed
until they return to duty. In that way
they keep in condition.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
A Fortunate Reminder

do you expect to have a pair of
samples of every living creature In
that ark" asked one of the jeering
spectators.
From A to Izzard!" emphaticalIy
responded Noah. "Ah! that reminds
me-" he exclaimed. THE zetra!"
And he instantly dispatched a corps
of hunters to South Chicago
Tribune.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Immersion.

GO bury thy sorrow" said I.
The man bowed his head and went
his way. That night | came upon him
drinking heavily.
rs this the way you bury your sor-
row." | said.
Hush. this is a burial at sea-"
said the man, with a bitter, haunt
ing smile.
felt much pity for him, thereup-
on, and would have had something
had he asked me-Detroit Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
HE Name.

The teacher of the Sabbath school
class approached one little fellow who
was present for the first time, and in
vuired his name, for the purpose OF
placing it on the roll. WELL" said the
youngster, they call me Jimmie for
short, but my maiden name is James"
Christian Register.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
A Case of ContaQion.

She-Do you believe in this theory
about spreading disease by kissing?
He-Well, they say there's some
thing in it.
did you ever catch anything by
kissing a girl?"
Eyes, once; my father saw me at
it."-Yonkers Statesman.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
s.x;rc. ~ LITTLE Folks.

Mother-Dont boil those canned
peas, Bridget; they only want to be
warmed. :.
Little Tommy-Mammy, peas cant
talk, can they?
MotherSOf course not, dear, why!
Little Tommy-Then how do you
know what they want?-Motherhood.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

tresses of tn is
country. TIL ey
have come to re-
gard Pe-ru-na as
indispensable to
tn cir Gee IS.
Their profession is
30 exacting that it
requires F e rice t
health in every
particular. They
regard Pe-ru-na as
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Family Secrets.

Those people in front OF our cage
saw they are descended from u.s." OBJ
served the First Monkey.
We'll" commented the Second
Monkey Eve are about the only ones
of their ancestors that they will pay
admission to see. Baltimore Sun.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Not Entirely DISTINGUISHED.

Little Bessie like you better than
sisters other beau.
The Beau-Pm glad to hear that.
Why do you Hike me?
Little Bessie-'Cause sister never
eats any of the cheap candy you
bring, and I get all Of it.-New York
journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
A Literary Note.

Mrs. Meddergrass-Well, II I was
them Beers, I'd just go without readin'
before I'd do it.
Mr.. Workmanship what?
"Why, the papers say they've been
takin' a lot o. British magazines" -
Baltimore American.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
In Old Kentucky.

The parson came out and remon-
strated with the major for being too
hasty with his gun.
After he said that" said the par
son, you should have forgiven him.
"And didn't II" spoke up the ma
for. "Why, parson, was one OF the
pall-bearers."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Sizind Her LIN,

Mrs. Witherby-Do you know, John,
that chorus girl on the left looked at
you tonight as If she actually knew
you?
Witherby-Umph! That's just
about as much sense as she has got.
-Harper's Bazaar.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
In the Poetry "eusiness."

IN the Poetry "6usiness."
A correspondent, writing from Tex.
srkana, says:
Il have two sons in the poetry bust
ness. They can write it by the yard,
or foot-just as needed. l don't know
how you measure it, but what would
you give for five or six yards? MY
boys are Woodworking fellows, and
they need the money."-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
oood Reason.

Papa-You know, James, how much
I disapprove of fighting-still It II
gratifying to know that you nave
beaten q bigger boy than yourseif.
Why did you fight him?
James-'E said I looked Ike you,
dad -MOOnShine.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Changed His Mind.
Friend-But I thought you were
going to commit suicide in case she
rejected you.
Rejected Suitor-So l was: but at
ter I made the threat to her and left
I came back and peeked in the win
dow and saw her reading a novel;
Ohio State Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Over-Anxious.

He-Who knows but when / come
back from the Philippines you may be
engaged to some other man?
She-Nonsense! AS If you were
coming back without sending me
word!-Harper's Bazaar.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-WM. o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind.
Feb. 10. 1900
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

The system cannot be in good
condition when the bowels are
constipated. Take Garfield Tea.
1t cures constipation and effect
ually regulates the liver.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Manifestations Of Gray Matter.
Gam l as intelligent as your other
young man, Dolly?"
well, you quote more poetry than
he does, but I think he beats you on
neckties. "-Chicago Record.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
We'll Posted.

McJigger-Hes pretty well post
ed in social institutions, isn't he?
Thingumbob-Yes, l believe he is
posted for non-payment of dues at all
the clubs, if that's what you mean
Philadelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
THIS BRIDE WAS WON
AT THE SIEGE OF PEkIN

Cupid braved the dangers at Pekin,
where Mary Conger Pierce, niece of
Minister Conger. lost her heart to Lieut.
Harold Hammond. of the Ninth Infan.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

D'Auber-I was certainly gratifiet
at what Mr. Critteek said about me
Dabster-What was that?
D'Auber-Why, you heard him. He
said I was unquestionably a def col
orist.
Dabster-I understood him to say
daft. "=Philadelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Mail Baos for Petticoats.

The empty mailbags not having been
returned from the Congo for some
time, it was found on inquiry that
the sacks were regularly being stolen
by the natives for presentation to their
wives, who used them as petticoats
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Her Strenuous Nav

you didn't seem to get on with
that Boston girl?"
mo; she sat on the edge of her
chair. ready to run and look up my
pronunciation in the dictionary. >
Chicago Record.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is a bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
q tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price soc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

The Difficulty Overcome.
Brooks wish you would pay me
that $40 you owe me, old fellow.
Borrowit-I couldn't think of it.
But I'm here to remind you of IL"
Smart Set.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
H.,r Nature Helm You,

Vitality cannot cure disease unless your
body's kept clean inside and out. Cascarets
Candy Cathartic keep it clean inside. AL
druggists; 10c, 25c, Soc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Clever Salesman

IT wish to see bonnet" said Miss
Passee, aged 40.
For yourself, miss?" inquired the
French milliner.
Eyes"
Marie, run down stairs and get me
hats between Is and 25." Bonnet
sOld.-Tid-Bits.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Your guide and guard is the famous
Oregon Blood Purifier, tested and true.
Uee it now.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
because the formula is plainly printed on every
nine in q tasteless form. No Cure, No PAY. Soc
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
For the Occasion,

please look pleasant" remarked
the photographer.
Snap went the camera
And now, ma'am," he continued,
''you may resume your natural ex-
preston. "-Philadelp Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
Not a Good Plaver

NOT q Good Player.
Hodd-Hang 1t all! Do you suppose
I'll ever make good golf player?
Todd (pityingly)-Never, old man.
You think too much Of your family and
your business.-Harper's Bazaar.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Garfield Tea purifies the blood,
regulates the digestive organs
and promotes good health. 1t is
the herb medicine that has been used
successfully for many years.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Not the Same.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold In
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price Is cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Hence the popularity of Pe-ru-na
among the leading actors and &C.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
ASzSX7l0a2HM3zzzZ9
To Smell shakespeare's Name.

To Spell Shakespeare's Name.
! It has been shown that Shakes
peare's name has been spelled. by re
sponsible writer's, in 1906 differeh,
ways. In his own time, his contem
poraries spelled his name in thirty
two different ways.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
HOW's THIs1

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Cstarrh that can no: be cured by Halli
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known +. J. Cheney
honorable in ali busin SIS transactions and an.
anciallJ able to carry out any obligations made
hv thofpf rvn
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
@M%ro

This signaturs 10 on every box Of the genuine
Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablet.
the remedy that cures . cold In 00o day
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
lrugRists refund the money IL 1t fails to cure
r w. Groves signature is on each box. Csc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
WEST 4 TRUAx,

Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, y.
WALDIN0, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, u.
Ean Catarrh Cure il t. ken mt ,rnally, acting
Cirectly on the blood and m cous surfaces q
the systcm. Pr g 7Sc per bottle. Sold By III
druggists. Testimonials free.
6AlIA Family Pills r tn, best
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

e1fo Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
TITO after first days of Dr Klns's Great Nerve
Restor~r send for - 90 trial bottle and treat.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

knightly Warfare Of Old.
Medieval knights often took a vol
untary oath that they would never
spare the life of an enemy.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18

Many man is toasted who needs t.
be roasted.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-04-18
The Ruling Passion.

The Ruling Passion.
First Enthusiastic Golfer-I say,
will you play another round with me
on Thursday?
Second Enthusiastic Golfer-Well,
| am booked to be married on that
day-but it can be postponed-Punch.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-18
THE SITUATION AT ALBANY.

The killing of two reputable citizens of Albany
by shots which soldiers fired in repulsing the
mob is a painful incident of the violent out
break in that city. 1t is sincerely deplored, as
it ought to be, and doubtless most of all by
those whose performance of n stern duty had
that melancholy consequence. But there seems
10 be no reason for diSagreeing with the official
decision, made after due consideration of the
facts that no blame rests on the guardsmen
who discharged their weapons in the face of
furious and aggressive rioters The shots most
unfortunately struck down men who had no
intention of causing encouraging disorder,
and though one of them in his last moments
with extraordinary magnanimity testified that
the fault was all his own. it is peculiarly
distressing circumstance that both of them were
close 10 their places of business They had not
gone out of their way in foolish curiosity or
with mischievOus intent TO see an exciting spec
tacle, but were actually attending to matter
of joint private concern when they were shot.
1t was strange and pitiful mischance that
they were in the line of fire when it became
necessary to employ the last resort of armed
men under orders TO restore and preserve peace.
There were many persons in the crowd of idle
lookers-on who had no reasonable excuse for
being there. but to the two victims scarcely a
trace of blame can he attached. The guilty ones
are those who We're liberating lawless passions
in acts of violence and those who were hasely
melting others more reckless than themselves.
This tragical occurrence ought TO convey a
salutary warning TO all who have directly or
Indirectly sought to establish mob rule in
Albany They need 10 understand that with
the first determined outbreak of violence the
original matters of dispute between the com
pany and its employees disappeared out Of the
case. Since then there has been only one queS-
tiOn at issue-the question Of order or anarchy.
That is the judgment of an overwhelming
majority of the people. and their will is that
the issue shall not be trified with, but settled
promptly. decsively and in just one way. They
stand with full conviction and settled purpose
behind the military forces of the State and
demand that the law shall be yndicated at
whatever cost. They would be quick TO con
denim rash or vindictive conduct on the part of
the soldiers. and are full of sympathy for those
who deserve IT, But they realize also that
nothing is more unmercifu than misplaced ten
derness. and they want to have a grim task
resOlutely performed.
If there is any fault 10 he found with the
military authorities of the State Ii is in our
opinion, that they did not send 70 Albany sew
eral days ago an armed force large enough to
command the situation at once and absolutely
with without using its weapons as the case
might be- The question of cost is not fit To
be considered for an instant Public order is
priceless.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-18
A GOOD BEGINNTNG

The Republican County Committee has taken
exactly the proper steps toward the perfection
OF an effective anI-Tammany union and mani
Tested an entirely commendable spirit toward
other organizations which may be expected 10
JOIN IN a concerted movement for good govern
lhenL III was 10 he expected that some mem
bers OF the party would be n trfe sensitive on
the subject Of precedence. No enterprise rpduir-
ing the cooperation Of various bodies political
or religious was ever undertaken without Civ
Ing play TO the jealousy of human nature. 1t
crops out in spite of everybody's hest intentions
and is frequently honestly cherished as self
respect and zeal 4 political party which for
public good unanimously responds 10 an invita-
tlon that IL might naturally have desired 10 take
the Initiative in giving feeling itself TO he the
predominant partner in the contemplated union
thereby puts beyond reasonable question its
sincere devotion TO the common object and its
determination to let 10 non-essential considera-
uons stand in the way Of its accomplishment
in authorizing the appointment of a conference
committee at the discretion of it's president i'm
reply 10 the Citizens Union invitation. the
Republican Committee has risen above all die
tates Of petty jealousy and responded I'm the
fullest measure TO the desires and expectations
Of the friends Of good government.
Tx is doubtless wise for the various anti
Tammany elements 10 get together early. One
OF the fatal mistakes OF 1897 was the working
at cross purposes Of men. both in the Repuhli-
can organization and in the Citizens Union who
sincerely desired cooperation but did NOT know
how 10 reconcile Citizens Union fears Of con
tributing 10 victory which might be useful 10
the Republican party and Republican fears for
the prestige of the regular organization. If the
two bodies could have been brought together i'm
the spirit Of mutual respect and confidence at
the beginning Of the summer instead OF In tha
fall when each had committed itself 10 n nolicv
in jealousy IL not in distrust of the other Il
might not have been possible for the extremists
on either side TO force two tickets into the
field. The conference committees have before
them a large field of usefulness. They can get
acquainted and learn to appreciate the fact that
there is and always was sincere desire on the
part of the great majority of Republicans and
independents TO make common cause against
Tammany without any selfish purpose what
ever. They can lay out plans for co-operatiye
campaign work, so that every section of the
city and every class Of people shall be subjected
TO the most effective influences II ought 10 he
possible before the time comes for putting can
oidates IN the field 10 consolidate the differen.
organizations for the purposes of the camnaIpn
inso one powerful municipal party, duly repre
senung al constituent elements, but working