The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-05-04

/ Mall sttott funerals, Both Ed Gould and
I Ned g, cen learned 10 Texas to hunt ana
OF the written and unwltteh laws 3i
/ Texas VIII convince you thit they VIII
/ average ~ with the laws of the best reg.
uated States and countries Our criminal
] iaNH iuiiOW Tue ten commandments, MOI tile-
1 tated by lobby. few bills were intro
] duccd from tlnlo 60 time becanse peopi"
got to coming here 30 FAST that II looked
J i,Le we would not have antelope even sun
F. days for dinner We Eot ms 'huhl,s
, scaiped and commercial civilization Mouli
/ have gotten ours, but we caught on anu
..nM II n. :, g.,nr E..rLIMIns "
visit us and help US IN the push. In reNas
Sou can either get rich or nave tun' JUST
us you choose.
some years ago there was a darkey gqhc
darkey was manipulating The dice an for
/ himself Another darkey who didn't ex-
actly wqnt to break up The sainc; Dnt DC
IN on the cash, sang sung Give me
some OF dat or give away the game
Tue Other darkcy saw how the thng WIS
and after a few deals sung, No use tnr
60 sing dat song, you are IN wild dc game
from dis time on In Texas from TINS
time on YOU are In with the. game
There were two dnrkes hunting once,
aud they lay down by the campfire doing
without supper, so that their only small
'possum ali cooked In the skillet would be
Tor their breakfast. IN the nlghs lhe
I gmart coon ate the possunl, ana gicnscd
the lips ana face Of his sleeping partner
with the sklu. The next morning, there
We ~ ., W. Girid', ,Couid have
prevented n row between friends \ Tow
r r'ecps /, rhS enst hut ns long as she starts
tIest gs sno,, ns hor cvrs nTe opcn In thr
morning. we people In Texas don't care
.W, n.' a'vri,mH WIN Tn,s nyc1.y dnv In th,.
yrnr ma, sb, dnes an nnv other State in
the Union.
IN conclusion. gentlemen, the old Texas
iu Tho line of manufactured articles ncy,r
furnished anything from the cradle To the
grave cNccpt the naked bnby and me
mixed rorpsf' nut shc mas hau cu"l'Rf VI
When YOU come the next time on visit
10 Dallas, II the government pays due
nii%hiiol TO Ih9 Eellort ni ~ SVu
md Il WINTER els shy. We Mn tlont t6e,n
with oil or qrlcsion water. as we nave
plenty OF Doth; anu are Wal.ing ontF i"r
house iii fhem We nv short On nugers.
What yon have seen on top Of the earth IN
Texas Is comparatively a small thlnE We
VIZ ElNe you 'r V,l' n,a ~ NM luu I'm m
M" 49, ,,,tu ~, oniv opn Stotn he.
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lNe,n u'i@v' ~, ""u MN rhnra INV n,eu
r.,t nh,n,o5 In rrv.oe
r'yo,,ty Nc yeors NO n banker would
, ~ ~ ' ,f,,,,o "a 900 n Ills honIrh
intH q i"an nov t6cy have decds Of
Justine" a In, NV Nv ,S n"ccr Mold nm
trust IN those Guys we eoa NY and rcver
aIA .nlnE vA,vPo " ~ "a =, onor,h TO- rcllcyn
,VoN i Ing "n ,' T6p n,pers saw Thar
1irSs'nE th1,,, M, susn{cinus az Teyns
} uU,NG. 1 ~ ~ Susni"ion ia n tcrrlbic thing
i't,s.a t.I, ~ Inni soid Won could
lake u a "lttc liquor for your stomochs
sake tno DINER HifNon a "l tc otbrr eleven
i"FBh oine ,Tol,jilfionists and named All Of
l o. V'iuS, t'u,,tl. go y, PM I'm I'm
Vi'"SE ~ ""i t1 ~ ~ i,ovnu water rather
) Xxx co" aI,,,it thof p1nnsylyauia is not the
sH,m thin,
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