The Opelousas courier., 1901-08-31
a Real Emmy HfOrE.

Old Tim Linkins, the barber ofWabash Ave
nue., Chicago, is a great student Of proVerbial
philosophy, and he sometimes entertain5 his
customers, in the interval of a "scrape" or
90 haircut" by his apt applications Of the we'll
known proverbs Of the past to the conditions
customers know his strong point, and many q
man who apparently goes in 70 q shave, is
really in search of a rest in a cosy chair, and
has a desire to hear Tim hold forth pro-
verbally. One day last week q stranger came
in for a shave, and as he stretched himself
YEARLY in the chair, Tim prepared to lather
him. The man incidently remarked that he
had intended coming in earlier in the day but
had been prevented. "Well, it's better late
than never" said Tim, smilingly. mot al
ways" replied the stranger, slowly. How
about losing your pocketbook2 I never lost
| one until yesterday-neyer did, but 1 would
sooner nave kept It. Now. why was it better
for me to lose it late than not at all Tim
acknowledged that he was wrong and the man
continued Don't know what I would have
done in my predicament, only en- old acquain-
tance of mine on the Lake front let me have
twenty to go on with" "Ah," Clipped in
Tim, "that was goodl 4 friend in need is a
friend indeed" "No, he isn't" snapped the
man who was being shaved. ''There you're
dead wrong again How can @ friend in need
be a friend indeed2 Ihave a good many friends
WHO 6TS AiW6GSI LII UScOA QA bloy q AAlS&ACC
to noe Always IN the borrow. Tim thought the
problem over in his mind and reluctantly adj
mitted that the man was right. He had al
most made up his mind not to speak again
when the stranger continued, eyes sir, they
are nuisances. Why, one of them fellows has
been calling on me for the past year and
threstens to get even with me some way II I
do not loan him fifty dollars. He threatens
me at every VISIT "Oh, I wouldn't mind
that" replied Tim unconsciously, you know
the old adage "A barking dog never bite3.'"
There you are again. 80 said the "shavee - az
he wiped a little lather from the corner of
his mouth. "Say, what do you know about
dogs, anyway, that you talk in such a silly
strain ? Have you ever ventured to go too
did he do to you ? Did you ever know a bark
ing dog that didn't bite If he got thec hance?"
Tim said he couldn't exactly call to mind any
canine acquaintance that strictly fulfilled the
claim in the proverb, and there was O silence
for a few minutes while his razor was gliding
over the mans face. Then the barber smiled
to himself as he bethought him Of q good joke.
Il suppose. he said, as he applied the bay
rum, 81 suppose You don't believe in the bar
bers' proverb at ALP" whats that 2' asked
the stranger, rising. Two heads are better
than one" answered Tim. "Of course you
can understand why they are, In my business,
but I know you would like to say they would
be bad for a man with the headache Or
Nothing Of the kind, put in the other, smil-
ing. Zone Of your proverbs, at least, is right.
I happen to know that two heads are better
than one" ''uhen you don't object to that
old adage 2" "Not at all. It is dead right.
And I would thank you very much if you have,
any stray Lion heads at hand-those taken
from the Lion Coffee wrappers. My wife is
collecting them and she is about six shy of
the number required to get q Lady's Gold
Watch. You see in this case 1.-TWO heads are
better than one, and twenty are better than
ten" Gust 80" added Tim, cheerfuily, "but
you see, my wife is doing the same thing, and
expects a premium in a few weeks. So to her
also, two heads are better than one" well,
in that case, said the stranger, as he paid
Tim for The shave and prepared to depart.
you had better tell your wife to do tbs same
as mine is doing. Save up the Lion heads
until after September LIST next, when the new
Premium List ia issued. Then II she sends
them to the Woolson Spice Co, Toledo, Ohio,
she can have her pick Of some very choice
presents"