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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

day to attend divine services from
the suburbs, or "barrlos." their lin
en- is spotless and all look as though
they had just emerged from an elite
haberdasher's establishment, and
this is not only tie case OH Sunday,
but in their every daylife.
IF it were not for the character
istic Malay nose and lips, might
say that some Of tine women were
"passiug fair" but they destroy !
what might otherwise be a pleas
ing profile. Quite often, however
ve will see a woman with Spanish
hlood and | must admit that they
are very pretty but hardly beauti-
{uI for. Icing an American. firm
~ believe that the girl left be-
hind me" is the only one whose
features merit that word, Why
.v,n the matrimonial warts III En-
rome are so exhausted that HIS
Grace" and Ills Royal Holiness
comes over to our shores to seek his
heltcr half. Bat / perceive that
I'm getting away from the subject
uude~ consideration. When a Se-
noriia is married Tie town feasts at
the expense Of the bride elect ;
father who foots the bill for the
cigars. cigarettes, "bino" and the
caterers services, also the band.
II seems that the father begins TO
save up the pennies when the
daughter is about six or seven years
old aud when she is finally joined
in The holy bonds OF ma'rimony
' The bank hangs out Il sign three
DAYS later, busted" but they had
= 4 glorious tim" "busting' it. Ih'
= feasting lasts for two nights ant
three days and dnrng the lnterYa
the parties mostly interested in Tx
transaction are debarred the pleas
IRE of their blissful company
Finally the jollifcation is over th'
newly married couple move into
Il barboo "casa" and | suppose. a
" the fairy tale runs, "liye happy eve
after
l. Back in the mountains, 4 shor
g distance from the coast. live atrio
-, known as IggoratoeS with the mo-
" wonderful muscular development
." have ever seen. suppose 1T is be
larse of The mountain cllmIln
= thew have done for generation
, back. The government has ntiir
ed them to no little extent for pacI
ing ratiors and other supplies
II troops stationed in the Intefl(
~ y, where the trails are SO rough as
'- be inaccessible to wagons or pac
" mules, 1t is quite funny sight
10, see about fifteen or twenty OF the'
>" sayacrs come into a coast To"
and make raid on the dogs whiC
eS constitute their staple diet, | cou'
nc led twenty OF them one day goli
~ ont Of town dragging eighty tH
- bowling, protesting doggies ait
y. w them. When a dog happens to
''1 a little bit savage and troub)eson
:" about leading, they easily settle Il
w difficulty by putting him. hind fe
"a foremost in a wicker basket strap
~ ~ ed on their hack, much in the san
y. fashion that an Indian squaw ca
~ ries pappoose. All they wear
~ a breech cloth, long black hair paI
y. ed in the middle, and fierce loo
~ -, I'm afraid that ] should be ii
$3.50 posing on you by taking mp mo
~ of your valuable space. if, indeed
have not already done so, wl''
80 necessitates my closing this hun
..5 bic epstle. With best wishes 1
'lN The Recorder AMI all its readers.
er. WV
. " am, sir,
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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

IN entering upon HE tA'!'>
Of the pew ,p", wa dr-ir"
t. thank the roh''c i"r
tie patronage "@'"!' Fl
tous in the v"5f. ana TO
assure Cur p""pir ~ oar
unrnose io spry" them
faithfully whenever me"
service i, needed We
have contracted to @.Se
cur Ilcarse rc-ti'!>l"@.
have laid IN q complete
stoc. of UnAeytaa efs'
Supplies, and, fani'i"rAS
we are with the wants
AID tastes Of our PEOPLE,
We can gnafante" sati''
faction both as TO prices
and huisE.. Nms Burla'
Ontlltsare al| MA: own
make. AID ~ '''""e no
extra charge for Hears?
service. We are arf"0&'
ing to be in difert f":e-
rhone connection soon
Very Truly Yours,
T. Fl. SLAv2y < Sons
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

The kidneys arc your
bleed purifiers, :hcy iii
ter cut the waste or
impurities in the blood.
Il they are sick or out
Of order, they fail to do
taeir work.
Pains, aches andrhcu-
mansra come from ex-
cess CT uric acid In the
blood, due to neglected
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22
Harmon Snyder, Deft }


The object of this suit is to attach the
estate of the defendant, Harmon Snyder
and especially trac; of land. containing
2o5 acres, lying on the west side Of Back
Greek. near the base of Middle Mountain
in Highland county, Virginia adjoining
the lands Of George ". Heyener and o'h-
ers. ans subject the same to tie payment
of debt due the plaintiff, by Judgment
recovered in Randolph county, W. Va,
for the sum of S22G 81 with interest there,
on from the 10Th, day of October 1895, III
raid and 81 40 costs aid the costs OF this
suit.
And it appearing by affidavit fled that
said defendant, Harm Il snyder IS no: a
resident of the Commonwealth oI lfgm
ia: il is ordered that he appear here WITH
in fifteen days after due publication here,
of, and do what is necessary to protect
! his interest. -Iese.
J. c. Matheny, Clerk
l.. II. Stephenson, pa. leu /
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

kidpcy trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
hear, BEATS, and makes one feel az though
ihey had heart trouble. because the heert IS
over. w. ,>iag in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
7, u.cd 10 be considered that only urinary
troubles were - be traced to the kidneys
tu, now rc1,ra science proves that nearly
all cons.:tu.'c:.a diseases have their begin
mig IN kidney trouble. ,i
il you are sich ycu can make no mistake
BY first doc,oring your kidneys. The MID
an. the cx.raorainary effect OF DR.. Kirer.s
Sv?cgrlz-i>ocl, tie great kidney remedy Is
-5,a rcaii-co. !. stands the highest ~! its
w9ndcrfu! cues Of the most distressing cases
and ,g eclA n ts raa!.ts fyte-
b. al Druggists in fifty
ce-. and onedoiiar siz- 7: ,s
es. You may have a --s4s G-S
sarnple bottle by mail Homo Of svampRsos. !,
free. also pamphlet telling you no" 70 ma
out Il you have kidney or bladder troGo'e.
Mention Ills papcr when writing Dr.. Kilmer
G. Co., binshamton. N. I.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22
We
Trust
v, ?o.!pra and gsassra yaQ' Health.

Investigate our operative plan OF
monthly payments before purchasing
Bath Cabinet. Members wanted who
are honest Wealth unnecessary.
Hot Air Electric Baths will benefit or
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own home, better results than at Natural
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Enjoy Turkish, Sulphur, Fapor, or
Medicated Steam Baths at Home, 3 cents
each. They open up the 100000 pores
of the skin. From each flows tiny
stream of poison laden liquid, which, II
retained, poisons the system, causing
Rheumatism, Malaria, Nervousness, ana
General Debility.
The most complete line Of Bath Cab
inets in the world.
Prices: The Standard $500; Century
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Good Representatives wanted every,
where. " rite for our book, Health and
Beauty.
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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22
Over-Ncrk EIeakenS
Your Kidneys
Unbealtny Kidneys Make Impure BLOOD

All the blood in your body passes through
vo,r kidceys once eYey three minutes
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

is request we need not make If we
NAV but borrow your eyes Tor
time.
Your eyes on behalf Of your eyes
is our plea.
Sometime when voG have rnuS'
nal trouble with YOURS, or have
had usual trouble IoMg enough. re-
mem Der we are accustomed to get
ting at the cause of every trouble
as we'll as eye-glass troubles.
We shall surely helF you when
You are ready.
II. l. LANG.
Graduate Optician,
Staunton. We
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

It's pages are filled by a brilliant
array of writers and artists. us
authoritative and independent re.
views of Books, Plays, Music and
art. it's clever stories. strong .spe-
clal articles, humor and verse, with
fine illustrations, make it a neces-
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The very Reliable agents wanted
in every town. Extraordinary IN
ducements. Write for particulars.
A TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION WILL PROVE
1T.
Write to-day for sample copy.
CRITERION PUBLISHING Co.,
Subscription Department,
Al East 21st. St., n. Y. City.
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popI AR pyRLI0hi .....,s, 7 fijj2:ljl. AA pNlCES

pu.l.shed on lIonNa.,
day end TrIsay. Is q complete
T., to cate daily newspaper
,ixee days IL tie week.. VIZ
al. important news Of the ot
four days. ProfI:ely
,-ated. CT! filed with
ir.e reading FOR ali who
Keep in close touch with
cr lie rat.on and
tsc~ ula- subscrip
Rice, $3.50 per ca
Sc, 20 secure the best nagazl
-..l Ir.innnrnrnIA.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22
Admr's Sale Of Personal Prop

A Administrators Of B. II. Han
sci deed, viii sell on Saturda',
Feby. 23rd 1901, by public auction
At Mcdowell, Va, the late resi-
dence of said b. II. tlansel dec H.
the following property;
Two work horses, l three year
old colt. 3 cows, / bull, 4 three year
| old. 9 two year old and 4 year'innE
cattle. / spring tooth harrow | Vi
liver chill plow. . sets wagon NOR
ness. / Stndebalwr wagon and oth-
er farming implements:
Terms: Sums of $500 an! under
c.t,h. All amounts over - w I"
credit Of six months vii b" gwen.
the purchaser executing negotiable
note We'll endorsed
G. c. IlamxeI. Admir-.
Of B. Il iian'e'. dee d.
I will alsr sell at tie same time
and place for cash. a lot Of corn.
G. G. Hap>pl Admir-.
wTfPGINIA: IN Vacaiion-in Tue
| II clerks Office of the circuit court o o.
Highland county, January o. 1901
Writ c. Yard. Pitt !
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uecbef
remit publishers City.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-02-22

has for nearly sixty years been
,eregplzed as the Peoples VA
tionaI Family Newspaper, Tor
ts,msrs and villagers. Its
snl@nd.d Agricultural Depart
ypsn, TIA reliable market re-
,nr,s recognized authority
throughout me county; ibs
fsshi5u notes. its Science and
10 Mechanics Department, us
4 fascinating short stories etc,
otc.. render IL indispensable IN
r every fanaly. neGuiar sH ~
scripaiOn price, Si.oo
meg wear.
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n nnl , racuurai journals. following with
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31

From Mrs. Amanda Shumal1er, who
has charge of the Grammar Department
Of the Public Schools, of Columb ia City,
Wash, also Past Grand of Independent
Order of Good Templars, DIR. Hartman
received the following letter:
COLUMBIA CITY, WASH.
81 can speak only good words of the
repeated benefits l have had from the
use of Peruna.
+" Too constant application to work
last winter caused me to have severe
head and backache and dragging pains.
could not stop my work, neither was
fit to go on. Reading of the bene-
fciaI results from the use of Peruna !
purchased q bottle and within q few
days after using ii, began to feeIbefter.
81 constantly improved and before
the seventh bottle was completely used
all pains were gone, my strength was
restored, and l now seem ten years
younger.
eff 1 get tired or feel bad, Peruna at
once helps me, and feel you deserve
praise for placing such a conscientious
medicine before a suffering public"
Mrs. Amanda Shumaker
Matte B. Curtis, Secretary Legion of
Loyal Women, Hotel Salem, Boston,
Mass. writes:
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
TREED A MOUNTAIN LION.
geous Boys with n Pair of Rifles
and Trusty Dog.

1.-TWO Boys and Mountain Lion"
is the title of an article in recent
st. Nicholas. The author is Williston
Hough, and the scene is laid in the
Santa Inez mountains.
At this moment the full moonlight
fell upon the tree-tOp and bathed it
in a mellow radiance which at once
revealed the outline of the panther's
powerful form crouching close along
the tree-trunk; and even lit up the
tawny yellow of his skin. Instantly
the exposure by creeping farther on
among the branches. heralding the
move by a half-suppressed angry
snarl.
Vernon was glad of the moments
respite in which to think. He ar
gued that the lion would not venture
a leap direct to the ground-a
straight fall of 20 feet-but would
first descend the tree-trunk part way,
and then make his spring. He had
already taken his stand near the
lower end of the slanting tree, and
now he saw that the lion would be
forced to advance straight toward
him, which of course he would do
slowly, and thus give him his oppor-
tunity.
eff he only waits till the moon
light comes!" thought Vernon, anx-
iously. For he knew that until the
moonlight touched the sights of his
rifle there could be no certainty in
his aim; and to fire the shotgun at
that distance would be hazardous in
the extreme, while to advance into
the moonlight would be equally so,
for he could then be covered at one
spring from the panther's hiding
place.
"Only wait, only wait, old fellow!"
Vernon repeated to himself, with in
creasing anxiety, as the critical mo-
ment drew nearer.
But the panther was already creep
ing forward along the tree-trunk. AS
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
The panther had stopDed

The panther had stopped. He
crouched lower. The tip of his long
tail began to lash from side to side,
his head was low and pushed far
forward; his thin lips twitched nerv-
ously, and his huge claws dug into
the bark. Vernon did not need to
be told that the lion meant to spring,
and that to delay an instant would
be fatal. The rifle rose to his Shout
der-ah! the moonlight fell full upon
the sights. A rising roar was met
by clear, sharp report, which rang
back from the cliff and echoed again
as tawny body whirled through the
air and fell in shapeless, quiverlng
mass on the ground below.
"Hurray!" shouted Morton, as the
pent-up nervousness escaped in wild
yell of delight.
1t was the proudest moment of
Vernon's life as he looked down at
the great beasts outstretched form.
"The standing up to it was the
worst" said Vernon, as he thought of
how he had to pull himself together
when the panther began to creep to-
ward him along the tree-trunk, ut
tering that ugly, kissing snarl.
He stopped down and lifted the
huge, block-shaped head, and saw that
the bullet had passed through the
brain and out on the back of the
neck. "Must have smashed his neck,
too" he said thoughtfully. Then his
eyes swept over the handsome length
of the skin, and he exclaimed: BY
George, but that'll make trophy!
I say, Mort, We'll have it dressed and
keep it! Old Mason'll do it for u.s."
And as the idea caught their mag.
nations, they danced and circled
about their prize in the moonlight
like young savages, and the walls of
the canyon rang again and again with
their glee.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31

he emerged from the partial shelter
he stopped, stood up his full height,
barred his teeth, and snarled a saw
age snarl of defiance. Vernon hadn't
realized before how big and terrible
he would look! For moment he
almost wished they were back in the
cabin. Morton grasped him by the
jacket at the back; and Duke
growled fierce, long, cultural
growl, While every bristle along his
back stood erect.
The panther surveyed the scene with
a calmness and deliberation calcu-
lated to unnerve any but the stead
lest hand. He seemed to be weigh
ing the relative costs of retreating
and of advancing. Vernon was sud
denly seized by strong temptation
to fire. But he knew that to miss
the right spot by so much as an inch
might be fatal-he dared not move,
and the line of the moonlight on the
ground before him was still three
feet away! 1t was trying moment.
Then the panther began to adj
vance He crouched and crept slowly
forward step by step, snarling and
laying back his ears in an ugly man
ner, while he kept his wicked,
cleaning eyes fixed steadily upon the
trio.
Vernon felt his flesh begin to creep
and his hair to stiffen, and his heart
suddenly jumped and began pound
ing against the wall of his chest.
"Fie!" he said to himself, clenching
his teeth and fists.
1t was over in an instant (vernon
was really boy of splendid cour-
age,) and his thoughts were again
fixed upon the business before him
aud none too sooni
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
oWLED DEFIANCE.

slant danger, r>lt at no time was he
nearer death than when he was held
under the claws of a huge lien. In
1910 DIR. Livingstone went to South
Africa as missionary and was To-
Gated in a Bechuana village in the
northern part of the present division
of Cape Colony. de lived there nine
years before he began his expeditions
into the unexplored regions farther
north.
At one time, while living at this
post, the cattle of the village were
greatly harassed by lions and at last
concerted effort was made to rid
the neighborhood O. the animals. DR..
Livingstone and the natives sailed
out against the lions ana rounded up
a number of them. Livingstone
singled out a beautiful male lion,
took aim and fred. The animal was
struck, but received a wound that
only served to arouse his anger. Be-
fore Livingstone realized what was
happening the fierce brute gave a
mighty spring anu crushed the eX-
plorer to the earth. Then he seized
Livingstone by the shoulder in his
terrible teeth and shook the man as a
cat does a mouse. DIR. Livingstone,
in telling of the incident afterward,
said this shaking caused a numbness
to extend over his entire body. He
could not move, but he was perfectly
conscious and fully realized his
danger.
Fortunately some of the natives
had seen DR.. Livingstone's peril. AS
they rushed to his aid the lion placed
both forepaws on his victim and
growled defiance at the new foe. A
well-directed shot from natives
weapon, however, laid him cold in
death. DR.. Livingstone's arm had
been crushed oy the animals teeth
and his body was badly lacerated by
the claws, but he recovered. The ma
tives, he said, always seemed to have
more respect for him after his mar
row escape than they had before
Chicago Record.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
TAKING 1T LITERALLY.

heard dear Granny say to-day,
What sounded very queer:
eve must not try TO put old heads
Upon young shoulders, dear"
1t was to Mother that she spoke
In such a funny way,
And Mother only sighed and smiled,
And bade me run and play!
But when I came to think of 1t,
thought how very strange
We children all of us would look
If we could make that change.
Suppose had dear Granny's head,
Her cap and soft white hair,
Upon my shoulders fiXed-my word,
How all the folks would stare!
l almost think 'twould even be
Yet still more queerly mixed,
If Granny had my curly pate
Upon her shoulders fixed!
How funny both of US would look!
We shouldn't like it, though;
And so I'm glad they can't attempt
To make the change, you know!
Constance NJ. Lowe, in Cassel's Littl
Folks
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
: To Soften the Hands.

First wash them in tepid water Tx:
every vestige of dirt is removed. Their,
before drying, rub well in glycerin
and lemon juice mixed in equal proper
tions. Thoroughly dry with soft
towel, then quickly wash again with
cold water and any good soap, keep
ing them in the water as short time
as possible. Again dry thoroughly
and powder with oatmeal
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
wanted to Get a Divorce.

Clarence, aged five, had been severe.
ly chastised by his parents for disobe-
dience, and the next day, without say
ing word to anyone, he called at the
office of the family legal adviser, who
happened to be a particular friend Of
the little fellows. "Well, Clarence,
said the man of the law, after shaking
hands, "what can do for you9'
"Please, Mr.. Brown" replied Clarence
gravely, 81 want to get divorce from
our family.''
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
Printing without Ink,

A company has been formed to control the
process of printing without ink, and in a
short time it is expected that old methods
will be revolutionized. There is one thing,
however, that has resisted all innovations;
wonderful medicine for dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, biliousness, insomnia, constipation
and nervousness. 1t also prevents malaria,
fever and ague. Try it, and you will not be
disappointed.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
Smart Answer

''You fell into the creek with your new
breeches on?"
Yes, pop. You see, fell in. so quick
hadn't time to take them off,
"a smart answer, my son. So suppose
you take them off now."-Phiadelph
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
Lights TEat Shine,

''Do you think the present generation
will produce men as great as those who
have gone before?" asked the worried man.
Il don't know" answered Farmer Corn
tossel. 1T pears to me you don't hear IS
much about young men studyin' by pine
knots an taller dips as you did them days.
Cigarettes an fireworks seem to be more
in demand now. '-Washington Star. p.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
SAVED BY A NATIVE.
DR.. Livingstone Attacked by Lion
and Rescued Just in Time by an
African Marksman.

DR.. David Livingstone, the great At
rican explorer, had many thrilling ex-
periences during his travels in the un-
known wildernesses of the dark con-
tinent. What with savage men and
ferocious animals his life was in con-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31


Peruna as it cured her of constitutional
headache and stomach troubles. / at
once ordered a bottle and before it was
used, felt greatly improved.
81 have taken four bottles and for
two months have been entirely free
from these maladies. Several of my
friends are using Peruna with bene
fetal results, especially in cases of
troubles with the kidneys and other
pelvic organs, together with weak
nesses peculiar to women"
Peruna is a specific for the catarrhal
arrangements of women.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valua BILE ad.
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy,
n. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
easy A certain cure for Corns and Bun
ions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 25c.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31

Just Like Home.-"Did they make you
feel at home over at Mrs. Smith s, Johnny"
Eyes. ma; Mrs. Smith told me t. wipe m
feet n not muss the tides, n did'n' give
me but one piece O pie. '-Philadelphia
Evening Teelpranh
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
An Admission,

She-You must be careful and not sit
too near me-. Mother has a way of COM
ing into the room unexpectedly.
He-That is mean of her.
Isn't it: l Hardly .?e night goes 5, BY that
troit Free Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
A New MOnocle,

What a peculiar monocle that golfer is
wearing"
Eyes, that is the very latest. 1t is called
the boot "-Detroit journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31

Shelf wonder, Harry. if you would
marry again if 1 should die?" He-"Ycu
little silly, don't you see that l couldn't
marry again unless you did die?"-Boston
Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
Examining the books.

~ haven't seen your cashier for several
lays past.
mo, he's gone out of town."
"Ah! Gone for rest, eh?"
eve haven't found out yet whether he's
gone for rest or to escape it. ''-Ph:ladel.
Ohia Press,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-05-31
A Guess MT 1T.

A rain that was black and greasy fell the
other day in South Dakota. This explains
the recent activity of the inhabitants of the
planet Mars. They have been shooting an
oil Well-Rochester Union.