The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-12-29

right, win hep
oh, yes, take him right inter the field,
We kim says Charley. Hitch him right
up. What We got ter trade?
with his eternal yappy, yappy. Nov. M.
Tabor. that's whore we got me I'd IKE
Their hess, but I don't 'tposc I've got nothin,,
you'd want. lhaint nothin' but a NOV in
machine. n ! sh'd want a little boot Ter
that
IAN right, says Charley bound ter trade.
IN take the mowin' machine. Ia { in COOS
workin' order3'
Yes, sir, yes, sir. Mr.. Taber, III warrant
II ter be In good workin' shape
gled a spell longer, m George fn'lly got q
Boot out o. Chail lev and the old bag o bones
fer the mowin' machine. George was ter
deliver the mowin' machine in workin'
order next day up at the Corners.
well, Charley, drove on, n George took
the old peter N thought he'd just Itch
him up n try him OUT a piece. But when
he tried ter get him inter the sAafts ne
fun commenced. Kick? Why. that old
crowbait d kick the top II a buggy. K!ck
so We couldn't do Dothin' with Lin.
"Noxt mornin' Charley was over ter
ther Corners tellin' low le runG OF an cid
skate on George Bean by THROWN in ::
ter boot. fer a inowin' machine. Bout 10,
George drove Up.
How do. gentlemen says he, Charley,
] come 'er bring We that mowin' machine,
he says, n hands oft an cid rusty scythe,
snath n rife! Well, Charley had ter set
up the drinks ontil he didn't have a cent
in his pocket. H never hoard ther
last o. TIE tmowin' machine in workin'
order ,.,
Twas long in December once. n .git'in'
colds bla2es, that Hen Dearborn n | was
goin' long he road toward my place, when
George Bean called Us in n wanted ter sell
Hen a pair ~ trousers. Sale work trousers
they was, Georges passel o Young ores
made M a lot o. Clctlin' in de course of a
year. George throwed a pair q heavy
wooden Trousers on the table n says lie:
Nov. Hen. here's an odd pair q trousers
we failed ter put in with the lest batch o
work We sent of, n : | need the money
awful bad. III sell EN- 10 We, 4 ven take
EN- now, dirt chee9!
Well now. we'll now says George,
tell yc, tell We, III let W have them trousers
fer doller N a half.
Before I could git a chance tor say any
thing, Hen out with his money n tCok The
trousers.
"Soon's We got outside, | says ter Hen,
Hen, yer in fer il. Yer in fer It.
How that says lie.
Why saws ]. we remember just fore
he done 'em up I looked 'em over
Yes he says.
Well said |. he's beat We terrible
u NV VI az ~ -
nave been made up ron two d legs that
they CHANGED ter have. One leg il cut small
fer a boy. n tot ner leg is cut fer n good
sized man
We'll. Hen was SO mad he wanted ter go
right back IA raise Cain bout II, but says
|. Hen, We bit like a FISH. n I We kick, George
II tell il all over, n YOU pass right inter
the class with Charley Taber n his mowin
machine in workin' order. n the rest of en-.
saws | Hen, we've JUS got ter take them
britclles, keep u mouths sh"t n laE ier
our chance. !,
Hen. he seed | was RICH, after he'd cooled
down some. But how We was goin' ter even
things up with George was muren we could
make out fer q long spell. Oh went on
monrhs n months, ill one noon Her came
lone down tor my place n SAYS he:
- John. | jus; lost that fine shoat o mine
D,ld's a mackerel. He
" Don't go furier wish the joyful news,
Hen a y / Don't 8 a mite fnrder
John Titconb's'. says he, mad'sa hornet.
'vhGt be ye ta!Sin' bout, | just told We
that fine pig up n died. n here We be actin
"a though We was complete overcome with
low. saws he. BE We crazy:
" Look here. Hen saws |, We hold YER
self DOWN look here. We said that pig was
dead. Well. now. here's just our chance fer
George Bean says
-'Oh.' saws he. beginnin' ter see light.
Well, we went right up ter Hens. n took
that shoai N dug a place IN the manure plle
"a set the pig in there a-standing up. Then
We covered him over went he store
'Twdnt long afore George come In. he
vapped round FOR a spell. n then saws TO
him
Want it YOU that was wantin' ter buy
a shnat the other day. 80,
Yes saws hc. ] know where ] could
DISPOSE of a good shoat N sh'd IKE yer
purchase such an animal. says he.
Well saws |. ] Was think.a YOU was
vautip' one. n ] kinder think YOU kin git
one M al Hen Dearborn's
Just then. 'cording ter arrangements
Hen stepped inter the store Why YES Hen
had a shoat he didn't know hut he might
sell Yes. he might h. willin' ter sell
We'll. says George. III give We y
fer the pig u take him's he stands.
d'va ,ay Mr Dearhoru' TAX" him justs
he stands
Well. | don't know don't kn"~'s I'm
hankcrin' ter lrt him go. says He
-Of cour-a. Ne know-d We nough
GoorRr had l-su over their a cay or two
before. sized Ip the pie u knowen le would
fe'oh CONSIDERABLE" NOR" % eight doilarS No
that va, why be- Wa fer huvin the Pug on
~. taks-hIu - ha--taD1-. fashion
Hon I-rtsnaos to b" - BACKYARD bout
lattIr' him e. that ,i.orRe Was made ter
almost beg Finlly. George dtgs right
down iu lu. hrttHh-s o. brings pp a hNe
dollar hil % Three IN silver n pu's en-
usht lri.f Hem. hand Hen hs tak-- en-
NrtunIu unwilling hks
-Nisu Hen Tlt th" money iu his och .
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