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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Lanes Family Medicine.

II you would be happy you must learn to
live day at time.-Chcago Daily News.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

1t is no trifling sin to trife with sin
Rams Horn,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Some meE rise in the world because they
are light weight.-Ram's Horn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

The value of Frances latest vintage is
estimated at 1924 ,25S 900 francs.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
AN UNUSUAL EXHIBITION.
Extraordinary Parting Takes Place
between Two Men at n Rail-
way Station.

An elderly man and his strapping son
stood in railway station one day late
" awaiting @ train. The son was an
athletic-looking chap. who attracted
general attention by his magnificent
proportions. says the Baltimore News.
Apparently he was going west AT all
events, when his train was called the
lookers-on fairly held their breaths
with surprise, for the younger man put
his arms around the elder one and
kissed him fairly and squarely on his
mustached mouth. Then he scurried
through the gate, and the last view of
him showed him waving a farewell
from the back platform of the sleep
ing car.
The remarkable thing about this lit
tie scene was that both participants in
it were Americans. One wouldn't have
been surprised at such show of af-
lection if they had been Germans or
Frenchmen or Italians; but il was an
unusual exhibition for practical, un-
sentimental young America TO make.
The average native of the United
States, should he return from Darkest
Africa after an absence OF ten years,
would shake hands with his father just
as he would with the strange guest
within his gate, and he would ask both
affably TO have a cigar. On the other
hand, his masculine relatives would
evince their interest and affection by
asking him if his boat were on time.
kissing in American families seems
TO be looked upon as foolish cere-
mony performed to propitiate the fem
mime members. and too undignified 70
take place between the lords of Gre
alton. There are times, of course.
when men do not consider oscu'ation
either undignified or foolish - but
that's another story.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
Good Counsel to the Young.

First-Give your best. Do not look
for place ready made to fit you. but
fit yourself for place.
Second-Take nothing you do not
pay for at its full price. Incur no
debts. take no rebates or discounts.
or favors or passes gained through in
fiuence or political .'pull." One-half
of the great world you now enter are
women. The best thing in the world
is a fond woman's love. You can pay
for it with nothing less precious than
the entire respect and devotion Of
your own heart.
Thlrd-Be brotherly. You remem-
Der how disagreeable it was to have
young fellows coming here with their
heads full of their own family or
personal Importance, and how essen
tial it was to give them to understand
that the university was of quite as
much consequence as they thought
themselves to be. When you 90 out
into the world, do not make the mis-
take that these swelledheaded fellows
made when they came here. Do not
hold yourself aloof from your hard
working, plain-living brothers.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
COMES HIGH.
The Experience of Candidate for Of
fee. Submits an Itemized Account.

We have found man who gives
his experience while running for Of
flee which he did not win by large
majority. He submitted the follow
ing account of expenses: Lost 4
ponths and % days canvassing, 1,349
hours thinking about the election, )
acres of wheat, whole crops Of sweet
potatoes. 4 sheep, shoats, beef
given to barbecue, front teeth and a
considerable amount of hair in a Skin
mish, gave 81 plugs of tobacco, Z
Sunday school books. pairs of sus-
penders, calico dresses, dollars
and Is baby rattles, told 1859 lies.
shook hands %, 40 times, talked
enough to make it print 1000 large
volumes size patent office reports,
kissed 126 babies, kindled 13 kitchen
fires, cut 8 cords Of wood, pulled 40
shocks Of fodder, helped shuck 6
wagon-loads Of corn, dug i bushels Of
potatoes, toted q buckets Of water,
put up stoves. was dog-bit 3 times,
watch broken by baby-s3 to repair,
loaned barrels Of -four. bushels Of
meal. $50 pounds Of butter. 81 dozen
eggs, ? umbrellas. y lead pencils, l
Bible dictionary, moving D.ade, 2
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
EARL's "LoAN" TO FooTPAD.
British NObIeman's Forced Confribu-
tion started RobbeF ON the Way
TO Prosperity.

Although 50 years old. the duchess
of Cleveland is constant traveller and
is noted for her conversational pow
ers, which age has not impaired. She
can tell story we'll Is her son. Lord
Rosebery. One of her favorite stories
is about her father, Earl Stanhope.
One night when the earl was walking
alone in the KentIsh lanes a man
jumped out of the hedge. leveled pis-
toll. and demanded his purse.
Ny good man, ] have o. money with
me-" said Lord Stanhope in his remark
ably slow tones. The robber laid hands
on his watch.
NO" Lord Stanhope went on. that
watch you must not have; il was given
TO me by one ] love; il is worth ( 100.
il you will trust me l will go back to
Chevening and bring a Goo note and
place it in the hollow of that tree 1
cannot lose my watch"
The man did trust him. The earl did
bring the note. Years after Lord
Stanhope was at city dinner, and
next 10 him sat a London alderman Of
great wealth. man widely respected.
He and the earl talked of many things
and found each other mutually enter
tanning. Next day Lord Stanhope re-
ceived a letter. out of which dropped
goo note. 1t was your l0rdship's
kind loan Of this sum-" said the note,
that started me in life and enabled
me 10 have the honor Of sitting next
TO your 'ordship az dinner" a strange
story. But the Stanhopes are strange
race. and things happen 10 them that
never did OF could occur 20 other peo-
pie.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08

WANTED: Servant girl in small
family. Good wages; light work.
Apply at this office.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
The New Advertising.

went to church one Sabbath day
To hear some gospel preaching;
But o there rose ON every hand
An unique business teaching.
Twas not along the old-time lines;
The method was sumner
For every woman sat a-pose.
An advertising runner.
The air was hot and so she fell
A. once herself TO tanning;
But for the sale of boots and shoes"
Unconsciousiy was planning
I turned myself for prayerful view
Unto the Amen corner"
And then. behold. each deacon held
\ milliner's suborner
Which spoke a style in ladies' hats
With an adjusted feather.
Adapting them to seasons all.
And every kind OF weather
The preacher seemed put tot for breath
And Wig rously was lying
A Japanese which read You'll cleans
By Maple City soap applying"
70 for a thousand tongues to sing"
Rose from the choir euphonic;-
Each member swung-aboxe his mead
"Peruna is the tonic"
We've often heard the maxim old
OF business before pleasure
But now it seems, in weather hot
Twill mix with heavenly measure.
For sure fl is these faddy fans
In number are surprising.
Do merchants find them cheaper than
Newspaper advertising.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
TALES OF
THE TOWN

The fellow who expects TO play the
hypocrite and walk peacefully along
the ridge road TO glory, when the
balance Of Adams race struggles
along the DOGGY path OF righteous
ness where the sinking sands of sin
slip from under the feet OF the weary
sojourner, is off his whirl. The rich
young ruler who had 500 head of fat
tening hogs and that many more
stockers thought he was coasting
along golden pike to glory, but when
he found that he must sell his great
possessions and whack up with the
grape pickers he turned away sorrow
ing, for his ridge road to glory was
grown full of bull nettles. never went
very much on the goody-goody fellow
who will rob poor man today and
build church with half of his ill-got-
ten gains tomorrow Taking a crust
from the mouth of babe to build a
monument with to ones memory is
not the kind OF religious charity that
strikes me at all forcibly, but it seems
to have been made to tit. John d.
Rockefeller, who, after swindling the
poor of the world out of one hundred
millions gave a million to build few
institutions and was called good and
great man. What thief in all the
road from Jerusalem to Jericho would
not give part of his swag to escape
prosecution? No, | don't 90 much on
this ridge road to glory kind of fell
low who robs a widow to build a
brown stone front as place of wor-
ship.
A long-haired pious pretender, who
never subscribed for home paper in
his life. and whose standing in the
church is several degrees below zero,
jumped astride my young and tender
frame last night and gave me word
picture of my shortcomings as chron-
icler of passing events.
Young man." said he, your
weekly hash, or trash might say, Is
not the proper literature to publish in
a home paper. | never read it and |
have dozen neighbors who never read
it, and they all agree with me that it
is not a proper thing to publish. 1t is
not always best to place the sins of
people in the light Of the world, and !
think YOU would do much better 10
turn your talent to Christian subjects
and praise rather than condemn those
who may err"
This kind of spell is very pretty
on the part of an old hypocrite who is
Sunday saint and an everyday agent
of the devil, but it don't work to the
betterment of community. l sup
pose the old sanctimonious can-rusher
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
The Wilkes Stallion.
6Ount FdISiO.

win make the season At Bloomington on Fri
day and saturday. The balance Of the time
at Lancaster.
Count Falsi0 IS sired by Onward. son OF
George wilkes. Onward is the greatest
speed sire now living having sired 1853 colts
with records from 206h TO 230 He has %
better than 2;l0. IS the sire of Buzetta. 206 81;
Pilatus. 2:093-4; Pearl Onward 2:06 1-2: Ga
zette 200 -; Colbert 2:07 ~; Col Thornton
200 i-2 Grandsire OF Choral 2:06 H.; Castle
ton 2:l0 Z; Dick Hubbard. 2:0s Sd; Frank
Agon 2:03 81; Oniine 2:0l. Count Falsio's
dam was by King Rena. half brother To the
mighty Nutwood the greatest sire that ever
lived,
Here Is a performing and producing stallion
performing and producing sire and grand
sire. dam and grand dam, both in the
great brood mare list. Count is large
boned well proportional horse, weighs over
1900 pounds aud his record of 2:29 ii, Barr OF
2;26 la IS no measure OF his speed as he has
shown .23 l-2 In race at Fennimore went
the last half In $40 He is the sire of Mod
esty 2;21 Ia. Hazel c.. 2:21 ga; Witch Hazel
2;30 and NADIA Falsio 2:31 Ia.
Here is a fast horse highly bred stallion
and sire fit to head any stock farm in
America.
w. j. DYER & GO.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08

hoes, ! overcoat, ? boxes of paper
collars, none of which have been re-
turned. Called my opponent pei
ambulating liar-doctor's bill $40
Had five arguments with my wife
results: | flower vessel smashed, l
broom handle broken, dish of hash
knocked off the table, shirt bosom
ruined, handfuls of whiskers pulled
out, 10 cents worth OF sticking-plas-
ter. Besides spending $l,S6S.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
CEDARWOOD
Race Record 2:244.

Cedarwood was bred by ]. h. MeFarren on
Grandyiew stock farm, Louisville, Ky. Sire
Of Lumpwood. 2:l44, who was pronounced by
all hOrsemen 10 be equal TO any trotter;
2:2tl; Happy Dan 2:264; sara Gorda, 2:26l4
He IS the son of Nutwood 2:1SA. and the
great. brood mare. -Four Lines. by Blackwood;
2nd and 3rd dams. great brood mares max
ing him one of the best bred stations on
earth. The get of Cedarwood out-sel all
others one OF his colts being sold in Chicago
a few days ago for 5000
VII make the season of 1901 as follows;
Mondays ana Tuesdays. Bloomington; We'd
nesdays and Thursdays. Beetown; Fridays
and Saturdays. Lancaster.
Terms; so TO insure standing colt; $40
single leap,
Accidents and escapes at owners risk. al
though every precaution VIII be taken to
prevent same. SPRAGUE s GATES,
Beetown, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08

Frequently accidents occur in the
household which cause burns, cuts,
sprains and bruises. For use in such
cases Billiards. Snow Liniment has for
many years been the constant favorite
remedy. Price DC J I. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08

High living, intemperance, exposure
and many things bring Bright's dis
ease Foley's Kidney Cure will pre-
vent Brights disease and all other kid
ney or bladder disorders if taken in
time Be sure to take Foleys. Hatch
Bros, and Benefits pharmacy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08

A young man OF / wa county
while going through a grave yard
heard strange noise. After investi-
eating he found it TO come from a
large monster diamond rattlesnake.
1t was pinioned to log by a large
limb broken from tree. He set the
snake free and went on his journey
homeward, unconscious that the
snake was following. He sat down
to supper and in picking up spoon
which he had carelessly dropped on
the floor, again saw the snake. He
fed it and they became fast friends.
The snake would eat from his hand,
wrap around his neck and hug him
and sleep coiled up on the foot of his
bed. This continued for week or
more. But one night the man was
restless and could not sleep. He
called to the snake and it did not re-
spond as usual; so he arose, lighted
the lamp and began a search for his
pet. He found the snake wrapped
around the neck of burglar with its
tail hanging out of the open window
rafting for help.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-08
BY J. : ;
GETCHER .
QUINN. y :

would ask fellow to hush up muir
der and talk gently to the criminal,
tell him not to kin any more or the
black man will have him.
In speaking of quaint sayings on
grayestones. one does not have 10 sail
the vast wide ocean to find some of the
rarest specimens OF epitaphs ever
placed at the head Of depsrted fell
low creature. Over in Crawford
county on high hill overlooking the
Wisconsin river, is a grave yard, and
the marble slabs which mark the
graves are covered with epitaphs
which the world cannot surpass. One
noticeable stone stands at the head of
a grave where a father and three
daughters are buried The father was
an advertising agent for EPSON salts
and was clever humorist and writer.
He often expressed his desire to write
his own epitaph. One day by mistake
the cook put his hands on can of ar
senic instead of baking powder and
made bread with it. The father and
his three daughters ate of it and be-
came dangerously i'll. The three
daughters died within an hour and as
surgeon was working with the father.
the dying man placed a note in his
hand and expired. The doctor I'M
folded the note, which read:
Here lies me and my three daughters
Died from the use of Seidlitz waters;
If we had stuck to EPSON salts
We wouldn't have been in these here
vaults.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
HAWAII YACHT CLUB
WILL HAVE MEETING
LA PALoMA BEING RERlGGED
Matters Regarding the New Club Site
at Puuloa to be Discussed-Big
Regatta Contemplated at End of
January in Full Moon Time.

All the members of the Hawaii
Yacht Club are requested TO attend a
meeting on Monday evening at the
Office of Secretary P. S. Weaver. Mat
tiers regarding the new club site are
TO be discussed. The club Will prob
ably not build its lew club house be
fore the railroad reaches PuulSa, but
the land will be purchased and the
buildings at present on the site will
be fitted out so that they can serve
for future regattas.
II the weather permits the club
win have its next regatta on January
%. when there will be full moon
The recent southerly winds have
put a temporary stop TO yachting and
a change in the winds is hoped for.
La Paloma. Clarence Macfarlane's
yacht. is going through a complete
change at Pearl Harbor and has had
all the sticks taken out preparatory
10 being fitted with a yawl rig. Her
foremost is 10 be restepped and viii
be placed in a perps molecular position.
The jigger mast win be placed way
aft and a new boom will be made for
the yawl sail. The removal of the
sticks has lighteaed the yacht con-
siderably.
The features of the proposed regatta
are kept secret at present A booklet
containing general information about
the club. the names of the members
and pictures of all the boats belong
ing TO the club will soon be issued.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
TRADING At
FISHMARKET
MAKING BARGAINS / FINE ART
BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED IN 4
MIXTURE OF MANY
LANGUAGES.

Methods Of the Why Chinese Mer-
chsnt-6reen Shopper VIII Often
Mark Himself as an Easy Prey.
While the kamaains Generally
Succeeds in Getting Fair Value.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
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K,p...Ils
Any work that should not prove sat.
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We are making a speciality OF gold
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dental work known to the profession.
Our name alone will be a guarantee
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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
THE DENTAL SPECIALISTS.
No More Dread of the Dental Chair.

Teeth extracted and filed absolutely
without pain by our late scientific
methods No sleep-producing agents
or cocaine. These are the only dental
parlors in Honolulu that have the pat
ent appliances and ingredients to ex-
tract, I'LL and apply gold crowns and
porcelain crowns, undetectable froE
natural teeth. and warranted for ten
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tai work done painlessly and By spe-
cialists.
Gold crowns, IS; full set teeth, IS;
bridge work, S.; gold filling, 81 UP;
silver filings, SOC.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29
euNsoATs FOR PHILIPPINES.

Twenty-one gunboats for service in
the waters OF the Philippine Archipei-
ago are to be constructed By direction
of the Philippine authorities and will
be placed under the Revenue Cutter
Service. II is understood. however.
that the Bureau of Construction and
Repair of the Navy Department will
prepare the plzns for the vessels. and
that they will be built in Japan Ad-
miral Bowles thinks these vessels
should be built at American ship
yards and sent TO the Philippines II
is not ar all likely. however. that this
viii be done. as the expense and risk
OF sending the ships across the Pa
cinc would be exceedingly great
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-29

To do successful shopping on tbs
l fishmarket is an art which require.
not only great PERSONAL acuteness
/ but also an chronological insight OF tn,
I traits and business methods CT ths
| dealers OF various races who trade
there The fshmarket merchant has
one maxim, do others or they dc
you" and the PRINCIPAL part OF his
business is to size up his customer tC
see what kind OF a bargain can be
made The merchant has a fixed
price for his goods OF course. but nc
will generally try 10 get more than
this if he can. On the other hand the
kamaaina shopper. who knows as
much OF the game as the yender does.
can often get things below quotations.
These shoppers generally make bette
bargains at the fishmarket than they
could do az other places 10 town. but
what the Chinese merchant does lot
get out OF them he will get dou,ly
from the maIihini shopper
Stranger from Coast
The first time shopper goes to the
the fishmarket, he or she will almost
inevitably get done" To a lady just
from the States especially, the shouts,
cries and stretching forth of hands fill
ed with fish. meat, fruits, etc. and
the fluent stream of conglomerate
tongue composed of several different
languages. will DC most confusing.
She does not understand such terms
as "hapalua, "hapaha." and the many
sJl ange native names of fish and viii
generally surrender herself to the
mercies of the Cinnamon, taking what
ever he gives her and paving what he
asks.
Trading in Fish.
The best way to make a bargain al
the fishmarket is as follows: II a
mess of fish is wanted the customer
should pick up a goodly lot OF hsh
and offer, say a quarter for them. The
Chinaman will ask half dollar and
the bargain will be made IT say 50
cents which will then be abcu: the
value of the fish When the China
man offers a parcel of fish for sale al
a stated price, it is best to pick out
one or two more FISH and add them to
the parcel. The Cbinaman will almost
always call it bargain. generally
waiting however. about losing money.
There is one thing which the strang-
er almost ALWAYS does whereby he
Immediately marks himself as vic
tim to the Chinese merchant. This
is to ask the names of the different
fish AS soon as the question What
is the name of this fish is heard, glee
fills the Cinnamon and a rush is made
TO secure the questioner who will be
done" according TO all the rules of
the fish dealers art