The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-10-10
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sssea 10 ne.
Mrs. We5tily ilsotios ii bat 10 mi
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bali Wsas,iy tioetias At The price las
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-Ts.psai ~Why are zen 20 sner,
viih lhs ese,ofi Ma. Te.pont- whet
hold Lin | bad is'ubls tired iesliss,
be told ne 10 ,how lin ny tongue.
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sses since | nw !osl Hos have ysu
rtcrr Do yon eslof good besithi DR..
yslsp Net 10 oihfn. Mrs, Tvsddls- not
10 Others.
-~Castoner - Wsi.er, IL IL nearly halt al
Louf sises | ordered ihsi turtle soup.
Walter -ssru, air, bat yoa know bow
slov iarsiss ate. sir
Al this point, sii The nsrfstor. she
broke down aud sept scaling tears NJ,
gooisessl exclaimed The listener. che must
have been boiling ovr With pss
--Customtr = what's the msllsri Why
a. everything 90 npseli ATE you novins'
CLERK = Oh. n's nolhiug Mira Jones came
Ia 10 bay paper Of pins svhile ago.
Poor fellow, said tho visitor. You
say 10 al osing 10 friends that you're
hste. Yes. tos, answered the convict.
Voc sentenced TO be hang, bu. they bad
the sentence commuted.
May Have you heard Of Clsrs's hard
luckf BeIle-No. WIS, Is ilf Now that
they are married they nave to retrench sw
inlly TO mske up the money be wasted
While courling her.
-Jiuks has had burglar alarm Pot 10
bis house, With gong 10 every room He
wants TO be sure TO know shout the bur
aisr. No; be wants the Burglar TO be sure
10 be alarmed.
WHAT mary my daughter, eIclsim
ed the old man. Why, you're supported
by your father. Yea; bat he's getting
tired. retained the cheeky sui.or, and
think change vonll be advisable.
For man who doesn't work, said The
housekeeper. you have . pretty good spps
lite, Yes. ms'sm, said Hungry Higgins.
DAis why | dou't work. II | did, dey
vouldu'l be 10 satisfying me.
The portions OF STEAK are rather small
this morning, said Mira Stsrvem, spoloast
IcsiIy, In t0ry- think 1t lie very con
siderate Of you. replied Mr.. S.srboard,
since its so very touah.
Why DO you think this man who 81
most drove ever you Was Irisbf Because
l threstencd TO lick him. Well2 Well,
instead oil driving on about his business.
he got down irom bis wagon and wanted
10 6ghl
Nov, children. wsni yon oil TO re
member that James Watt discovered the !
wonderful steam engine by simply wsioh |
log The kettle boil. Please. ms'sm. ]
dou'. jus. see how that could be. Why
Ao!' Cause watched pots never boil
In ell my lie. she ssii With . Sigh. l
have seen only one man thu. would care
10 mary. Did be look like mei be care
iessly asked. Then che auus herself into
bis arms and wanted TO know what secret
power men possess that enables them to
tell when they ere loEed.
-Mrs. Housekeep- don't know much
about the nes sirl, bu, she's good ns,ured
and harmless, 81 any rate. Mr.. Housekesp
How did you dad that ouii Mrs.
Housekeep Il notice ths, che sings At Der
work. Mir. Housekeep Huahl That's
no sisa. A mosquito does that
Physician iunstic asylum Mrs.
vas here today, and wanted
her husband sent home and placed under
her care. Snperiptenden, Did you LET
him GOT Physician No. He said be
would rather stay here. Superintend dent
--Hnml The man must be sac.
--Brounly thinks be has the smsrtesi
child 10 the world. Yes, answered the
morose man. That illustrates the insrsu
tuis Of lie. There isn't one chance 10
that that child when be grove
up will go srouud declaring ihsi be has
The snsitsst father 10 the sorli.
Did George write TO you every day
while hs YES travelling sronnd7 Yes. ev
sry day. WIS. resulsri,y Yes. but /
discovered tha, every one Of The letters
uss written here 10 bis cffcs before be
started, and all be had TO do vas 10 drop
bee 10 the postoifise wherever be chsuced
10 be And how did Jon 6ud that ouii
TIE e. 10 bis cttoe typewriter IL broken.