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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

miserable looking fellow boarder who
was tortured by dyspepsia. Hello
Smith" he cried, "aren't you feeling
well3" And Smith growled back vIts
none of your business how I'm feeling"
Talk about adding insult to injury
What could be any worse than asking
man who had suffering stamped all over
him, cAren't you feeling well?"
It's rather hard for the dyspeptic to
make stranger to the disease under
stand Just how much suffering dyspepsia
can cause. Words don't express it.
That terrible gnawing sensation in the
stomach is past description. Even after
you have recited the specific aches and
pains there are no terms to express the
cumulative and combined effects OF them
all upon both mind and body.
DON'T CULTIVATE DYSPEPSIA.
That would seem unnecessary advice,
vet it is fact that in the main, people
who finally become dyspeptics seem to
have studied how quickest to bring on
the disease. They eat irregularly. They
eat unwholesome or innutritious foods.
They eat heartily when they are tired
with days work and the stomach needs
rest instead of exercise. In fact if they
made study oil tile quickest way TO
dyspepsia or disease OF the stomach in
general and its allied organs of diges-
ton and nutrition, they could not prac-
Gce more successful methods
When dyspepsia once has its grip on
the stomach the man who has expert
mented with tablets and powders and
other palliatives without permanent re-
lief finds himself asking the question,
vAm ever going to be well again so
that can eat with appetite and enjoy
ment 2" ~
The one necessity to the recovery Of
health is the cure of the diseases of the
stomach and other organs of digestion
and nutrition. Tablets of soda, mint,
etc, will for the moment alter the con-
dition in the stomach, but they won't
alter the condition of the stomach itself.
These things are therefore merely pal
liatives. Not only do they not cure but
by affording temporary relief they lull
the victim into a false security until he
probably finds himself some day very
much worse for their use.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

"HELLo THERE. BRIDGET oHALLAHANW
but perhaps you have heard of the new
idea in science-ewirelcss telegraphyw
IL hnvc seen 1t mentioned in the pa
pers," stlffly replied Mrs Bowser.
Then you know what .he idea Is. 1t
Is TO telegraph without wires. or by
sound waves of the human voice. The
human voice, as | may explain to you,
does not issue from the throat like II
piece OF turnip. but in waves following
each other 80 closely that 1t is hard to
detect the intervals between them. For
instance, my voice as ! now speak to
you seems to string out like rope,
doesn't itT'
Yes; | was just thinking how much
II resembled an old clothesllne."
Thanks Ignorance always tries to
hide behind sarcasm. However, there
are scores Of breaks or intervals in my
voice Just the same, only your ears
don't detect them"
And what if they don't?"
"Ah, there Is the key of the whole
thing. Two or three people are work.
Ing at II, but they have just missed 1t
as yet. They don't 90 on the right
principle. They forget that the last
sound or wave must be heavy to drive
the other waves before 1t to dis
tance"
And so some one hns started you Off
on that fad" she queried AS he bal
anced himself on his heels and looked
down upon her in n plying, patroniz.
ing way.
"Cnll II what you will, Mrs Bowser--
fad, discovery or tomfoolery but |
have solved the problem for the world,
md the name OF Bowser has been
placed above those of Edison and Tes.
In. Yes, ma'am, idiot as 1 am, have
given the world wireless teegraphy at
last"
How did you do it?" Sue asked, be-
coming interested In spite of herself
and thinking there might probably be
something TO It after all.
by experiment, my dear woman
by experiment and a happy intuition.
II you can be half way decent for the
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IAN EXPERT INDEED.
CONTINUED from first page, part two)

disposed of his interests in Missouri
In the fall of 1870 and left for
Colorado. He worked in the Colorado
mines until 1883, and then became
identified with the Tip Top and Star
of the West Mining Co.. with which
lie became associated when he first
went west in 1869.
In April, 1883, John Il. Buchtel, who
was then vice president of the Col.
umbus and Hooking Coal and Iron
Co.. aud founder of Buchtel College,
wrote TO Mr.. Good to come to Ohio
and accept a position with that com
pany, and he left tile West and re.
turned to this state. He was with
Mr.. Buchtel for several years and
then became associated with Col. w.
Il. Rend, one of the largest coal opera.
tors ia the country. He was appoint
cd general manager and chief mlulng
engineer of Col. Rend's entire system.
While in Col. Rend's employ, MIR.
Good received an offer from Kilpat.
rick Bros. & Collins. Of New Castle,
Wy, TO open up new mines and take
charge of their property. He accepted
aud after completing this contract,
- 30, t,,n al,
of a position AS chief engineer OF II
corps which was TO make prelimin-
arg survey for n railrond from the
City of Mexico TO Acapulco The I'M
dertoking was n hazardous one but
Mr. Good carried It through TO Il sue.
crssful concluslon He remained with
this company until the spring of 1896,
when he went TO Costa Rlcn, Central
America. at the solicitation Of num-
Der Of Denver capitalists to make an
examination of mining property. lie
made three trips ana In September,
1896. submitted his report
After his return TO this country, Mr..
Good was induced To make mn OK.
animation Of Southern lands. which
he did, travelling through North Caro-
lima. Georgia and Alabama. His in
vestigations were satisfactory, some
good property being found. lie was
also instrumental in interesting Den
vercnpitalists In locating and establish.
lug II 400 ton pyrarlc smelter, near
Atlanta.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
HOW DYSPEPSIA IS CURED.

There Is an almost certain cure for
dyspepsia and other diseases Of the
stomach and organs OF digestion and
nutrition. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery always helps and alriost al
ways cures In ninety.eight per cent
of cases ia which the eDiscoveryn has
been given fair and faithful trial 1t has
wrought perfect and permanent cure.
II has cured the most severe and obsti-
nate conditions of stomach trouble which
have failed TO yield 10 any other nedi-
cine.
Mr.. Ned Nelson, the Irish Comedian
and Nitric of SIT Royden Street, CAM
den, N. l., writes: ave fulfilled an
engagement Of twelve weeks and the
constant travelling gave me a bad touch
OF that dreaded disease called dyspepsia.
I had tried everything possible to cure 1t
till lsct week while playing at B. T..
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

excused herself and went in search OF
one of her colleagues who is of German
descent.
"Oh, Miss L." she entreated. won't
you come over to my counter for a min
ute? There's n poor old German lady
there, and | can't understand u word
she says"
Miss l.. followed and, pausng before
the stool on which the would be Gus
toner was seated, inquired in her
sweetest tones:
"Are you German?"
The poor old German lady" raised
her handkerchief to her lips and evil
IDENTIFY eXtricated something from her
mouth. Then, bending look of the
utmost scorn upon the clerk, she ex-
claimed In rich ana unmlstakable
brogue:
'Garman, is it? lndadc an Pm not,
But I've got new set of false lathe.
bad scran TO thin! An now, II ye
plase, will wan of yez wait on meT--
Syracuse Herald.
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An English Explanation.

This is the way a prominent English
paper explains it:
The president Of the United States,
who receives salary Of 10000 a
year, must pay for all the food consum-
ed at the White House, and the ex-
penses of getting up an elaborate state
dinner are not small. Cigars and
wines the president buys, and they
must be of the best. He has to main
tain his own equipage. The govern
ment, however, allows him valet; al
so n clerk, who opens all his letters.
All other personal servants must be
engaged by the master and mistress of
the White House.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

next half hour, will show you few
things 70 make your hair curl. In all
the experiments thus far made the on.
orators Mt each end OF the route have
had To use devices. Observe that use
nothing OF the kind. simply face In a
certain direction and set the sound
waves rolling, We win suppose that
am In New York and the cook down
stairs Is in London. l want 10 com
munichte message TO her through the
receiving operator. l open the stair
door-so, That gives my voice a
chance. | will now set the sound
waves going by crying out at the top
OF my voice.
"'Hello there, Bridget oHallahanp
"That Is what mas be called the driv-
ing wave, 10 clear the track. and FOL.
low II With;
"'Your mother died at 3 o'clock this
afternoon
That's the message, and now drive
II along by shouting NJ the top of my
voice:
"'And I'm glad of itl'
'"rhere is the whole thing, you see,"
blandly explained Mr.. Bowser as he
turned around, "apd we shall hear from
Bridget soon She jumps from her
ehsi' She rushes across the kitchen.
sbs Is on the stairs. Now she ap-
pears"
~ sha d'd. She appeared with dish
in ono hand and a cloth in the other
aud sh4 wha pale faced, and her eyes
wese roliing,
Who called mel" she demanded
looking from one 20 the other.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
IN WILD MONTANA.
A Resident of Thrt state Relates an
Adventure.

A Resident of Thrt State Relates an
Adventure.
II suppose things are still pretty
wild out your wayY" he queried of the
man who had admitted that he was
from Montana.
"Well, yes, you might call them
wild" was the reply.
'And every day brings its thrilling
adventureW
"One has an adventure now and
then, OF course, as might be expected"
Anything thrilling happened to you
Of late!" persisted the questloner.
'Why, 1 don't know that you'd call
It thrilling exactly. ] sat in my libra
ry few evenings ago reading Shake
speare, while my wife was playing on
the piano in the parlor and my little
daughter was in the conservatory
gathering hothouse roses. All at once
] heard q crash
"InjnDs attacking the house, by
George" interrupted the other.
-"I heard a crash from the grand
salon, and, carefully laying aside my
book and walking in there with
languid step, found
"A grizzly bear, of coursep
81 found that one of my three old
masters of Rubens had fallen down
and knocked the nose off piece of
statuary which cost me $1,000 In
Florence"
"And there were no Injuns?"
mo"
"And no grizzly?"
"No."
''Not even a rattlesnake?"
mo. 1t was simply the fall of pic
ture and broken nose. l called in
the butler, the footman and house
maid and the debris was soon cleared
ed away"
"And you - you" - stammered the
man who had been waiting to thrill.
Nothing more, except that carload
Of tapestries and foreign bric-a- -brac
arrived an hour later. and a few
friends came in to sample some
French wine at 81 per bottle. Yes,
things are pretty wild out our way. but
we manage to pull along somehow"
M. QUAD.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

Heavy Walker-Please gimme some
thin TO eat, lady.
Mrs. Newbride-Here, poor man, 10 q
pie for you.
Heavy Walker (tuking the pie)-Now,
then. lady, gimme n quarter or I'll re.
port yer to the board O. health and
send in dis pie as evidence ag'in yer.-
Philadelphia Record.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

There is more Catarrh In this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was sup
posed TO be incurable. For n great many
years doctors pronounced II n local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, aud by con-
sthntly falling To cure with local treatment.
pronounced u incurable. Science has
proven cAtarrh to he n constitutional dis
ease, and therefore requires constitutional
treatment, Halls Gatarrh Cure, mnnrtfnc =
tured by II, j. Cheney a Co,, Toledo, OHIO, ~
the only constitutional cure on the market.
IL is taken internally In doses from 10 drops
70 o teaspoonful II acts directly on tho
blood and mucous surfaces OF the system
They offer one hundred dollars for any case
u fails TO cure. Send for circulars and tcs-
0moniaiA. Address
y, j. CHENEY 4 co, Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family pills are tho best.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

Keath's Bijou Theatre,
Philadelphia, in the Mel.
son Trio, a professional
friend of mine advised
me to try DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discov-
cry. | tried it, and,
thank God, with good
results"
" For three years |
suffered untold agony
writes Mrs. II. r. White,
of Stanstead, Stanstead
Co., Quebec Box II5).
rI would have spells of
trembling and being sick
at my stomach, pain in
right side all the time ;
then it would work up
into my stomach, and
such distress it is impos-
sible to describe. I wrote
to the Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association,
stating my case 10 them.
and they very promptly
answered and told me
what to do. I took eight
bottles of DR.. Pierce's
co1dnn AIedicni Discou.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

Brown has cory ihice
On the twenty. ,econd floor
OF modern ottice building.
With cohyeniences galore
Electric lights and mail shoots
And everything first rate
And an elevator starter
Who Is strictly up TO date.
Now, Mrs. Brown came in one day.
A smile upon her face;
Took elevator No.
And launched forth into space.
IT'S safe TO say she'd hardly gone
Beyond the second floor
When Mr.. Brown came sailing down
Serene In No. 4.
'Hey. Mr.. Brown" the starter cried.
''Your wife went up this minute" x
A car was Just about to start.
And Mr.. Brown jumped in it.
''You'd better wait Till she comes backi~
The starter tried to shout.
But up went Brown-a car came down,
And Mrs. Brown stepped out 4
The starter shook with hidden mirth
He didn't dare display.
'Your husband. mum. went back" he ssid.
"But passed you on the way.
Just take chair and rest awhile;
He'll surely come right down" -
She wouldn't listen; up she went
While down came Mr.. Brown.
He went back up: his wife came down
And headed for the door.
While Brown ransacked in wild despair
The twenty'second door,
As out into the street she passed.
W With proud. upliited chin.
L.. ]
-. 1bs starter. with griA. I
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

'Do you seer" asked Mr. Bowser MS
he turned to his wife.
"W-ho called me aud said that my
Bridget as she waved both dish and
cloth.
my dear woman. did you ever hear
Of wireless telegrapby?" soothingly
asked Mr.. Bowser as he laid n hand
on her arm.
Never, sir. and IL It was you that
said my poor mother was dead. and
you were glad Of Il. I'm out of this
house In two minutes. have never
lived in the family of villain yet and
with the help of heaven | never Will"
He spent Is minutes trying to ex-
plain the affair to her. but in the end
she insisted on taking a five mile
street car ride to see If her mother was
alive or dead, and she hlnted that she
might not return for a day or two.
When she had retired to her domain,
Mr.. Bowser consoled himself by say
ing:
Il ought to have remembered that
she didn't know putty from pepper.
You must admit that my system is a
success, however"
"Yes, your yell could have been
heard block away" replied Mrs.
Bowser, "but don't consider it real
test at ALL You'd have to have n roar
like 40 bulls to drive the sound waves
10 or 10 miles,
'That shows all you know about it.
How far Is it from our back door to
the rear OF the Hat fronting the next
streetF
"a hundred feet maybe"
"Well, | know a man named Jones
on the third floor. I'll go down into
the back yard and send him hes
sage, and you'll hear no 40 bull voices
about it."
Three minutes later Mr.. Bowser had
reached his station. In voice hardly
above whisper he sent his clear the
track wave ahead by calling:
Jones! Jones. All, there, Jonesl
Say, Jones, do you hear me?"
If Jones did, there were no signs OF
It, but Mr.. Bowser went on with the
message:
"Tell Jones that ! know where he
was last night, but I'll keep mum about
it,"
Then he lifted his voice trifle for
the driving wave, and the whole thing
was supposed to be rolling in on Jones
through wall or window when an old
tin pail struck Mr.. Bowser in the stom-
oh 90
place on his chin, and bottles and cans
hit all around him and voices cried out:
"Peg him ag'in! It's old Bowser ont
throwing poison to our cats and dogs"
Come into tho house with your wire
wound foolery II you don't want to be
killed deadW shouted the cook as she
reached outdoors for him, and Mr..
Bowscr felt the wind OF an old demi-
john as he backed into a place of safe
ty The woman squared off with her
hands on her hips and began about
her dead mother anew, but Mr.. Bowser
passed up stairs without word Mrs.
Bowser sat reading and trying to look
unconcerned. but he marched up to her
and shouted:
w NOmdn, tniS IN your revenge, nut
don't chuckle too soon! Instead of dis
couraging me you have made me des-
perate manw
did you call up Jones?" she limo.
Gently queried.
Jones? Jones? What the deuce have
! got to do with Jones? I'm talking of
would be murderers and assasslns.
Woman, this is the climax. Tomorrow
morning Wen have the lawyers here.
I'll have the papers ready for 'em. l
now retire to the library, and IL any
one asks for me tell 'em that 1t was
your assassin hand that struck the fa.
tai blown M. QUAD.
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Her First Lesson.
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
pridc ycrsnr FrnenIity.

The Assessor-Now, how much do
you think your piano is worth?
Mr.. Dodger-Oh, you had better put
that in at $50.
Mrs. Dodger-Indeed you will notl
That piano cost $500, and you will put
1t down at that. am not going to
have those men down at the court
house get the opinion that would own
n $50 piano.-Indianapolis News.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
Proved Her NatiounI,,x

recently bent old lady entered one
OF the Salina street stores aud upon be-
ing asked waat she wished TO see mnde
reply IN what the clerk Judged to be an
unknown language, 4 second inquiry
proving no more satisfactory. .se clerk
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
The Real Reason.

Mrs. Hauskeep--Yes, my new girl
formerly worked for Mrs. De Style.
She claims she left there of her own
accord. but think she was discharged.
Mrs. kaul-What makes you think
so? l.
Mrs. Hauskeep--I judge so from GER
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

"Do you attach any credence to the
theory that men are developed from
monkeysE said Willie Washington.
II think that some are" said Miss
Cayenne, "The others appear to have
remained stationary" Washington
Star
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

"Are they good to eat?" asked the
visitor, looking at the pet raccoons.
That's about all they are good for.
miss" replied the young man who own
ed the animals. 1T costs me mighty
near half dollar day to feed en-
Chicago Tribune.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
The Tables Turned.

Mrs. Meek Bridget, am greatly
grleyed because YOU will not work for
me longer. Why are you going?
Brldget-Well, yez wint an got hat
loike molne, an. faith, l won't stand 1t
at all. ut all.-Ohio State Journal.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
A Case of Fizz.

Ascum-How did you make out with
that case?
DIR. Gay-What case?
Ascum--l dropped In to see you last
night. Your wife said she didn't know
where you were, except that you had
told her you had to 60 out and attend
to case.
DR.. Gay-Oh. yes. Well. drank my
share of it.-PhilaGelphia Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
Mo.t AMY oia rhinn,

"I-I want bottle Of medicine" he
said as he entered the drug store, ''but
] have forgotten the name OF It,"
as 1t something for yburselfr que
ried the druggistYlfh 4
"Yes."
Sand you don't recollect the name?"
''No; It's gone right away from me-"
"Oh. well, 1t doesn't make much DIFF
ference. Take along bottle of con-
sumption cure, and Ii will be sure to
hit anything else that ails you"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

"Yes." said the millionaire. I started
in life as barefoot boy, and now
"And now?"
things are very different with me.
AS soon as pair of shoes begin to get
a little loose and comfortable mother
and the girls make ME go through the
torture OF breaking in a new pair
Washington Star.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
The oni, old Reliable sign.

Flushing-Well summer is here!
Elmhurst (discrlminatingly)-No; not
quite, There have been number OF
hand organs around, but not one yet
that plays The Carnival of Venice"
with variations Brooklyn Eagle.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
Told ON. Too MANY.

Mrs. stayholme-You visited Venice,
! suppose?
Mrs. Struckoyle--oh. yes. indeed! We
had delightful time wheeling about
the streets of the quaint old place
Brooklyn Life.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
B0WSER, THE WIZARD
HE MAKES A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY
IN WIRELESS TeLEeRAPHY. (
The Grrnt scientist Explains His In
vention TO Mrs. Bowser and Then
Makes n Few Experiments, with
Surprising Results.

Copyright, 1901 by c. 3. Lewis.l
Mr.. Bowscr had look of triumph in
his eyes as he reached home the other
evening a look 10 tell even the family
cat that he had picked up pointer
with millions in 1t during the day and
was bent on an after dinner expert
ment. Mrs. Bowser groaned inwardly
as she realized It: but, though he antici-
pated being questioned at table, she
held her peace and waited for develop
ments. 1t was after the finish Of the
meal and with az air that told OF vic
tory that he began:
"A woman doesn't know much, of
course, just enough to enable her to
dodge cable car or butcher cart,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

Irate Parent-How dare you have the
impudence to come and ask for your
ball back when yon nearly killed one
Of my children with It?
The Captain OF the Team-But,
please, sir, you've got ten children. and
we've only one ball.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

tain things she's let fall since she's
been here.
Mrs. Kaul-What were they?
Mrs. Hauskeep-Dishes. - Philadel-
phia Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

Teacher Tionab. give me your iden
of tile diffefence between curve and
an angle.
Tommy Tucker-sNfy Aunt Ann is all
curves, and my Aunt Hepsy is all an
gles.-Chicago Tribune.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

"Who acts as the leading mans sup
port?"
Nobody. He has to support himself.
a wife and seven childreh." h."-Philadel
phia Bulletin.