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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18
Przesladowanie dzieei pOlskich
" POznahskiem.

,,Kurjer Poznanski" donosi o smu-
tnych bardzo zajsciach. jake sic
wydsrzyly W m~iasteczku Dobrzy-
each. Naoczny swiadek tax opowia-
ola przebieg calej sprawy. We sro-
de d. 10 z. m. o g. "A po poludniu
przybyi tutejszy burmistrz Bran
denburger W towarzystwie miej-
scowego zandarma do kOsciola W
c~zasie, kiedy ks. Nizihski. pro.
boszcz ~miejscowy, sposobii dzieci
swej parafji do przyjecia pierw-
szych Sakramentow sw. Burmistrz
wszedlszy do kosciols oswiadczyi.
re przychodzi q polecenia landrata
Hanna, gdyz ma sic tutaj odby-
wac nauka jezyka polskiego. Pro-
boszcz prosif o pokazanie pisma
landrata, burmistrz jednak ME
mial rozkazu. wobec tego ks. Nj
zihski zaprotestowaf przeciw mai
sciu koscioia i spiewai z dzieemi
W czasie nauki k~atechizmu piesn
Bore W dobroci" W czasie spie-
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18
Kronika miejscowa

We czwartek III lipca odbylo
bic posiedzenie nadzwyczajne Ia
rzadu Centralnego W obecnosci
Cenzora DIR. Leona Sadowskiego i
pierwszego wicecenzors A. Nova
ka z Buffalo.
w kwestji udzialu q. y. P. W
kongresie polsko-kstolickim W
Buffalo Zarzad uchwalil pozostac
przy warunkach juz ~wczesniej po-
stawionych komitetowi kongreso-
wemu. Cd p~rzyjecia tych warun-
kow W caiosci bedzie zalezec osta-
teczna decyzja W tel sprawie.
Ma temze posiedzeniu Zarzad
Centralny obrai nowego redaktora
.,Zgody" do Sejmu. Oh. T. Siemi-
radzki z Detroit otrzymaf piec gio-
SOW, Oh. j. Chrzanowski z Chica-
go cztery. Eaten oh. Siemiradzki
zostaf mianowany tymczasowym
redaktorem.
Wezwany droga telegraiczna no.
wy redaktor przybyf do Chicago W
Sobote 1890 i cd poniedzisiku "a
czaf peinic swoje obowiazki.
= Byiy redaktor ,,Zgody", oh. S.
.Barszczewski wyjechaf z iona do
Europy W niedziele Ago. Liczne
grono przyjaciof zegnafo go IA
dworcu kolei.
w poniedzialek 1890 odbyfo
Isle regularne posiedzenie Zarzadu
&c. u. N. p. Pc zafatwieniu r6z-
nych czynnosci Zarzad wysfuchaf
ssprawozdania komitetu Wydziafu
Oswiaty, Muzeum i Biblioteki.
9Uchwalono sporzqdzic nowy kom-
,pletny inwentarz ksiazek i pred
lmiotow muzealnych.
Wydziaf Oswiaty wydaf W ciagu
Iroku 400 dol. ma stypendja ola sy-
sn6w zwiazkowcow, ksztafcacych sic
w srednich zakfadach naukowych.
iZtej sunny trzysta dolarow przy-
pada ma uczniow wydzialu klasycz-
nego Seminarjum polskiego W De-.
troit, Mich.
n Dr. w. A. Kuhewski, naczel-
gny lekarz q. N. p. zostaf obrany
wiceprezssem Zarzadu Biblioteki
miejskiej. Winszujemy szanowne-
mu doktorowi, bibliotece i caiemu
ogoiowi polskiemu. Odznaczenie
jednego z mas, jest odznaczeniem
wszystkich.
Kapelan Zjednoczenia R. K.
i proboszcz parafji sw. Jozefata
ks. Lange, zostai mianowany pro-
boszczem wiekuistym. Jake taxi
ma CLOS przy wyborze biskupa.
Skfadamy serdeczne powinszo-
wanie bratniej organizacji z powo-
du odznaczenia szanownego jej ka-
pelana.
Dnia 81 Lipca b. r. odbedzie sie
piknik socjalist6w polskich miasta
Chicago ma korzysc pisma ,,Ro-
botnik" W South Chicago, W ogro-
die Spahn's Grove lob st. i India
napolis ave-, poiaczony z wymar-
seem cd S4 st. i Superior do ogro-
du. Billet z dana % ct.
Kazdy bioracy udziai W pocho-
die dostanie wolny wstep do ogro-
du.- u powazaniem Komitet.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18

Czystosc poisczons Z cnota stano-
wi silny zwiazek. Severy Balsam
ma piuca jest rzeteluym przykiad em,
leczac predko j s~kutecznie ~wszystkie
kaszle. zsziebienia j wszystkie dole
gliwosci piuo.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18

skiego p. Lappo, mihski g%ubernial-
ny marszaiek szlaohty. Narodowym
jezykiem kraju og}oszono polski.
,,Uniwersytet wilehski mowi p.
apo a}ozony pred trzema wie-
kami, zabezpieczony dzieki szczo-
drosci cesarza Aleksandra /, stanai
W szeregu najznakomitszyoh uni
wersytetow. Ola mas by} on fro
diem, z ktorego mosna byio obfcis
zaczerpnac ca1e wykszta}cenie umy-
s4owe, ogniskiem, z ktorego wyoho-
Dido tylu znakomityoh mellow, tylu
u~czonyoh'. w odpowiedzi jenera}-
gubernatora z d. 20 czerwca 1852 r,
"a mr.. All, zarzadzajacemu minister.
jun oswiaty dano odprawe projek-
tow przywrooenia W szkols jakoby
rkrajowego" jezyka miejscowego
p~olskiego. o uniwersytecie powie-
dziano: TAX. naprzykiad. ME ule-
ga zadnej watpliwosoi. re z~aioAenie
uniwersytetu W kraju litewskim ME.
zbednsm jest dlatego, ably dac mo-
znosc j srodki mlodym ludziom u
doskonalepia sic W naukach wyt-
szych - tembardziej dlatego, ze z
katdym rokiem wobeo szybkiego
rozwoju wszystkich p~ierwiastkow
zycia n~arodowego odczuwac sic dale
potrzeba dzialaczow ma polu spoiecz-
nego dazenia postepowego. Lecz
uniwersytet ten nalety oohroni6
pred wrogim pierwiastkiem, zasia-
nym W tym kraju przez propaganda
polska; powinien on bye ziarnem,
ogniskiem rozwoju narodowego;
giownym. przewazajacym pierwiast.
klein W MIN must bye konieoznie
rdzennie rosyjski, i wszelkie nauki
powinny bye wyk}adane W jezyku
rosyjskim.
- POmnik A.. Charlottesville.
go. Ods1onieto we Lwowie pomnik
Pierwszego namiestnika usamodziel-
%nionej przez Rad austrjaoki Galicii,
Agenora lGo1uchowskiego, kt6ry u
mari W r. 1875.
Pomnik wykonany zosta} przez
artyste rzezbiarskiego Godebskiego
i przedstawia sic imponujaco; stoi
naprzeciw gmachu sejmowego " u
10y Marsza&kowskiej. Alegorycznie
przedstawioue sa zasiugi hr. Age
nora Go}uchowskiego. a napis
swiadczy, re pomnik wystawili no
kacy".
- Ferdynand Weigel, posei ma
ma Sejm krajowy do Rady pan
silva, sekretarz krakowskiej Izby
handlowej i b. prezydent miasta
Krakowa, zmar} We Lwowie po dwu-
dniowej chorobie W 70 r. zycia.
- Prof. PiOtr ChmielOwski,
Pc dluzszej podrozy pc Dalmacji,
powroci} W dobrym stanie zdrowia
do Zakopanego. Znakomity badacz
Przystapi1 do opracowania ,,Zarysu
dziejow krytyki literackiej Pol
see. Do dziela tego, ktore W cyklu
wyczerpujacych monograph obej-
mule caloksztalt historic krytyki,
Przygotowywa} autor cd d}uzszego
czasu materially, ktorych poszukiwal
bibljotekach uniwersyteckich w
Lwowie j W Krakowie. ,,Zarys die
jow krytyki" z~nalazi juz nakiadce
W osobie jednego z ksiegarzy lwow-
skich. Professor Ch%mielowski cd
Sejm XIIIgo jest czlonkiem homo
rowym Zwiazku n. p.
- Stypendjum i'm. ks. Gar
tOryskich. Ma T. szkolny 1901 2
madame bedzie stypendjum frybur-
skie W kwocie rocznej 1900 fr., pla-
the " ratach miesiecznych. o sty-
pendulum to ubiega6 sic moga
uczniowie uniwersytetow krajowych,
zamierzajacych studjowac W Uni
wersytecie fryburskim, W Szwajcarji,
flologje Tub nauki historyczne.
Kandydaci maja wniesc podanie
opatrzone dowodami dotychczaso-
wych studjow (colloquia), najp6-
zniej do dnia 20. lipcs br ma rece
p. b. Biskupskiego, kustosza mu.
zeum ks. Cz~artoryskich W Krako-
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18
ZGODA.

oslodzi inn poczucie spelnienia swe-
60 obowiazku i wdziecznosci caiego
narodu.-
- RefOrma szk6f srednich.
Komisja ola przeksztalcenia szkoiy
sredniej pod prsewodnictwem mi
nistra oswiaty Wsnnowskiego, u
chwali1a, ably cd j~esieni usunsc W
~gimnazjaOh jezyk iacihski klasie
l iLI-ej, a jezyk grecki W klasie III
Wei, natomiast W klasie l lei
wzmocnie g~eografje wProwadzi6
historic. w szkoiaoh realnych wpro-
wadzons bedzie klasie / i IIej hi
storja i w~1mocniona w klasie lei
matematyka, a W klasie llej geo.
grafja j przyrodozoawstwo. w ro-
ku szkolnym 1902 8 przeksztaaco-
nych bedzie pierwszych piec klas
gimnazjaluych, a I. 1908 4 ma
widosu jest .miana trzech klas wyz-
szych, piec zas klas niaszyoh bedzie
czynnych W peini podiug planu no.
wego. Nakonieo W maju 1905 T.
odbedzie sic jednoczesnis uwolnie-
ME z klasy VII i VIII przsksztas-
Genie sic ~zakohczy. Wychowahoy
sredniej szkoiy og6lno- ksztaicacej
beda mieli prawa siuzby pahstwo.
wei, nie.aleAnie cd praw stanu.
Komisja do przeksztaicenia srkoiy
sredniej W pracs W sobote, d.
22go b. m.
Pred trzydziestu laty minister
oswiaty hr. NJ. Tostoj chcial ratowac
Rosie cd rewolucji "a pomoca pre-
c~iaaania mlodziety szkolnej lacina
i greka. Srodek ten zawi6dl srodze.
Obydwaj miodzi ludzie, ktorzy Oh
smell zab6jcze pociski pod nogi cara
Aleksandra IIgo byli doskonalymi
ia%oinnikami. Obecnie minister z
wysauaonych g~enerai6w, Wanno-
wskij, Probuje z drugiego kohca.
Lecz j to ME przyda sic ma mic. TREE
ba zreformowac GAIA Rosie. cara,
ministrow | u~rzednikow, a miodziez
sama sic uspokoi.
-AresZtOwania W Warszawie.
w pierwsIyoh duiach czerwca la
stapiiy W Warszawis aresztowania
polityczne. lynn razem reka poll
cyjna dosiegia Osob starsryoh, zaj-
mujacych powsane stanowisko W
spo}sczehstwie. Ninety jut te ga
sy, kiedy aresutowania spadaiy pre-
watnie ma uczacs sic miodziez i ro-
botnikow. Cd pewnego czasu are.
sztowania i rewizje zdarzaja sic CO.
raz czesoiej W roznych sferach spo-
leczehstwa, cd uwiezienis ME broni
ami wick, ami stanowisko. Nawet
dzialalnosc legalna, ale niemile
przez Rad widziana, sciaga nieraz
ma prowadzacego ia przesladowania.
w dodatku, pray rewizjach VIA
DE moskiswskie ME staraja sic dis
o ~zachowanie nawet pozor6w upraw-
nienia do takiego postepownnia.
Niespodziewanie wpadaja W nocy
zandarmi, zazwyezaj bez asystencji
pr~okuratora, a mieszkaniach ro-
botnikow, wioscian i wogols ludzi,
z ktorymi Rad ME robi sobie cere-
monji, dokonywuja rewizji prosci
s~traznicy Policyjni, ba niekiedy
kozacy.
w ubieg}ym miesiacu aresztowa-
nj z~ostali: Zygmunt S~zaniawski, O.
bywatel ziemski i przemysiowiec,
Tadeusz Strzembosz, adwokat, Ke-
dzierski, lekarz, K. Niewiadomski,
znany malarz j nauczyciel politech-
Mkt, urzednik towarzystwa kredyto-
wego misjskisgo, k~azarowicz, urzed-
nicy bankowi Gutowski i Adam Mic
kiewicz, kupcy Biehkowski Swi-
derski, Wyrotebski oraz studenoi
Zielihski, Nowacki Czarkowski i
kilka innych osob.
Geese lynn co oierpia IA dobra
sprawe!
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-07-18

iatwe do przyrzadzenia, szybkie
W dzialaniu j doskona}e W skutkach
Severy Opiatki So specyfikiem ma
Dol giowy, neuralgia, febre i wszyst-
kie bolssci.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
Reorganization Measure Made the
Unfinished Business Be-
fore the Senate.
Shipping Subsidy Bill Displaced
Temporarily as a Result
Of This Action.
Resolution to Investigate Negro
Disfranchisement Enliv-
ems the House.

WASHINGTON, Jan. AT the first
session Of the senate in the Twentieth
century business was resumed without
the appearance of break in the con.
tinuity Of the proceedings. The work
was taken up just where it was left off
when congress took recess for the
holidays.
Notwithstanding the fact that the
holidays had scarcely ended the at.
tendance at the opening session was
notably large. President Pro Tenn.
Frye called the senate to order. The
time just before the session convened
and just after was occupied by many
senators in the exchange of greetings.
That was the only evidence that there
had been re cess.
When the shipping subsidy bill was
laid before the senate at O'Clock, Mr..
Hawley moved that the senate take up
the army reorganization bill as the un-
finished business. thus temporarily dis
:,iac'n" n" arhsidy bill. Mr.. Pettigrew
objected. Mr. Bacon asked If the tax.
ing up Of the army bill displaced the
subsidy bill as the unfinished business
and the chair replied in the affirmative.
Mr.. Pettigrew did not insist upon his
objection and the army bill was made
the unfinished business.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
IN HIS DREAMS.
PECULIAR VISION OF A RANcHER ON
A NEW MEXICO PRAIRIE.

His Partner Appeared to Him Dur.
ing Sleep and Informed Him of the
Fearful Fate That He Had Met at
the Hands of the Indians.
mo, can't say go much on super
| stition and that sort Of thing, but I'd
like some of these wise chaps to ex-
plain little incident that happened to
me down in the Pecos valley, in New
Mexico, few years ago"
Grizzled Bob Morrow, veteran cow
boy, ranchman, globe trotter and phi
losopher, took another pull at his cigar
as he sat comfortably in his seat in the
hotel lobby. A thoughtful look came
over his face, and his companions at
the table awaited in silence his further
utterances. After pause Bob con-
tinued:
1--WE were sign riding, Lee Wells
and /. Know what sign riding is?
An imaginary line is drawn on the
prairie. Two men, one stationed at
each end, ride toward each other at a
given hour. Any cattle that have
crossed that line are rounded up and
driven back. The idea is to keep the
cattle together as much as possible
during the winter.
"Our line was about ten miles long.
Lee and used to meet half way every
day, and if no cattle had crossed we'd
sit down and smoke and chat a bit.
Sometimes we'd visit each others
'dobe and generally chum together as
far as men can when ten miles apart
We each had six horses, the pick Of the
herd, and mighty proud we were, too,
Of 'em.
"'Bout that time the Indians were
rather troublesome. They generally
went in small bands. and occasionally
the loss of bunch of horses would be
reported by ranchmen thereabout. Lee
and I didn't fear 'em much. They car
ried only bows and arrows, and If 1t
came to a chase our horses could cas-
lily outrun theirs. The greatest danger
we had to fear was the loss of our
horses.
''Lee and l had talked frequently
about the Indians, and both we're Of
the same mind-if attacked, kill the
horses rather than let the marauding
thieves get 'em.
"I left Lee at the half way mark, as
usual, one day, got back to my 'dobe
and after eating dinner turned in. !
hadn't been asleep very long when !
was awakened by sort of feeling that
there was somebody in the room. ]
groped under the pillow for my gun.
turning over as did so, and there in
the doorway stood Lee Wells. The
feathered shafts Of six arrows were
sticking from his breast, and his face
in the moonlight looked drawn and
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
TAKING IN Mr.. MOODY.

How His Confidence Was Abused by
the Natives OF Bethany.
When d. L. Moody went to Bethany
during his travels in the east, he was
very soft hearted over all the multi
tude of beggars there. not only because
the place is so unusual, but because he
was moved by its beautiful traditions.
He gave quantities Of "backsheesh''
and then asked il any Of the children
had the names Of Mary and Martha.
Yes, indeed. they had. And that open
ed his pockets again.
The news Of his generosity spread
through the village. and new claim
ants came until his visit seemed likely
to result in fight for existence. The
case was getting desperate, and he
told the dragoman to call for silence
while he made an address. Then he
said:
81 have come 5000 miles to see this
little village Of Bethany. 1t was a
place my Master loved to visit, and
have come to see it because he loved
it. / am very glad to meet you all, but
now want to be alone. | have no,
more backshees4, and bid you good
by"
A fine looking boy Of 16 replied to the
address. He spoke f1uently and with
the grace of an orator. Mr.. Moody
was delighted with the beginning of
his Grafton. but not with it's conclusion
''We are glad to see the gentleman
and his friends who have come so EAR,
but the gentleman must not think that
his actions are equal to the Importance
Of his visit. Six thousand miles is a
long way to come, and the gentleman
must have sacrificed much to make the
visit. In consequence it is natural for
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
MR.. OLMsTEAD'S SURPRISE.
Wants the House to Investigate Suffrage
in the south.

Wants the House to Investigate Suffrage
in the south.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 4.-When the
house reassembled after the holiday re.
cess not more than 70 members were
present. It had been arranged before
the house met that the consideration of
the eapportionment bill was to be en-.
tered upon. Immediately after the
reading of the journal Mr.. Olmstead
(Pa.) sprung surprise by offering as a
matter of privilege a resolution reciting
the alleged abridgment of the right ts
vote in Louisiana, Mississippi. .SoE.yh
Carolina and North Carolina I'D in
structing the committee .e'l census to
inquire into the subject SID report the
facts to the house.
The reading of the resolution caused
a furry on che. Democratic side Be.
fore it had proceeded far Mr.. Richard.
son (Tenn.), the minority leader,
jumped to his feet and interrupted the
reading to ask whether the resolution
required unanimous consent.
at does not" replied the speaker
eft is offered as matter of privilege"
NOT matter OF RT1V1ke&es
II make the point that the resolu.
tion does not constitute a matter Of
privilege" said Mr.. Richardson.
''The reaGing has not proceeded far
enough to oa5ermine that point" re.
sponded the speaker.
Mr.. Richardson took his seat but be.
fore the clerk could proceed Mr.. I'm.
derwood (Ala.) was on his feet "I
make the point that there is no quorum
present." said he.
The speaker glanced about the house.
Evidently there was no quorum pres.
ent "The chair will count" he said.
The house was counted and when
the speaker announced Id present
not quorum-Mr Underwood imme.
diately moved an adjournment. The
ayes and noes were demanded and OBJ.
tained upon this motion. During the
roll call there were hurried consulta.
tions on both sides Of the house.
Motion to Adjourn Is Lost.
The motion to adjourn was lost
ayes SO, nays 50, present but not vot.
ing "a, not present ITO. The speaker in.
cluded himself in order to make up the
quorum.
Speaker Henderson held the Olmsted
resolution privileged.
The minority raised the question Of
consideration against it, which forced
another roll call
The vote to consider the Olmsted res.
olution was-ayes 81, nays &c. and |
present bu. not voting. No quorum.
Another III was ordered.
At2 o'clock the house adjourned.
The Olmsted resolution remained un.
acted upon, owing to the lack Of q |
Quorum.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
Demand For Excelaior.

The present annual production in
this country Of excelsior is about 10000
tons. Put to great variety OF uses,
excelsior is most commonly used for
packing purposes, and in such uses it
is employed for many very different
kinds Of things. 1t is used, for exam
pie. in the packing Of things SO fragile
as eggs and things so solid as iron
toys. In the various uses to which it is
put excelsior is most in demand where
manufacturing is carried on, so that
the larger part Of the great quantity Of
this material now produced in this
country is used east of the Mississippi
river.--New York Sun.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05

CHASTITY. There was smile OF satls-
faction on his face, though, as he said
quietly:
I We'll, they got me. Bob. but they
didn't get the horses
'T was out Of bed in an instant. The
minute my feet touched the floor Lee
vanished. The door was shut and lock-
ed just as l left it when went to bed.
Pondering over the realistic dream,
or whatever it was, turned in again,
but it was long time before got to
sleep again.
"a second time l was awakened by
the same vision. There stood Lee in
the doorway, and again he pointed to
the arrow shafts and said:
"'They got me. Bob, but they didn't
get the horses
"No more sleep for me that night. ]
looked around the 'dobe, thinking per
haps Lee was playing me a trick. |
went out to the corral. The horses
were all right, and there were no signs
Of anybody having been around sat
up and smoked and thought whole
lot until daybreak; then mounted and
set off for the half way mark. Lee
wasn't there, and there was no sign OF
his coming, so ] rode on to his 'dobe.
'There, at the gate Of the corral. was
Lees body, with six arrows in his
chest, just as had seen them in the
vision. Inside the corral lay the bodies
Of his horses, all killed with bullets.
'fIt was plain to me that, seeing the
Indians coming, Lee had deliberately
killed the horses before turning his at
tention to the thieves. Judging from
the hoof prints, there must have been
about 20 Indians in the bunch. Lee
must have damaged them some before
he fell, judging from the cartridge
shells lying around. They took his
Winchester, of course. and looted the
'dobe. They didn't get much for their
trouble, though.
"But whatNI want to know is was
that a dream or did Lee Wells really
appear before me in some sort OF
formY'
His hearers could not explain.
York Mail and Express.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
A Settler.

A 5-year-old boy went with his mot
er to make a call. The lady of tn,
house, who was fond Of children. told
him she meant to ask his mother to let
her have him. "Don't you think your
mother would let me buy your sh~
asked.
mo. ma'am," answered the lit
fellow; "you haven't got none
enough"
'.How much would it takeY" she con.
tinued.
''Three hundred dollars" said the bo'
promptly. as If that would settle tn
matter at once for all
''Oh, well, then." said the woman, g
think can manage it. If can. wi
you come and stay with me-"
"No, ma'am," he said, with decision.
Mamma wouldn't sell me anyhow.
There are FIVE Of us, and mamma
Wouldn't like to break the set. -Buf-
falo Enquirer.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
DECLINES TO COMPLY.

President Will Not Send Congress the
Lawshe Cuban Report
WASHINGTON, Jan. 4.-The president
has sent TO the senate reply to the
Bacon resolution asking the secretary
Of war to transmit to the senate the
Lawshe report on the Cuban postal
scandal. The president states that for
reasons given by the secretary Of war
he deems it incompatible with the in.
terests of the public service to comply
with the senate's request
Secretary Roots letter states that
the criminals are now being prosecuted
and for that reason it is deemed mad.
visable to make public the facts con.
tanned in this report.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05

us to expect that ne wouru u4 mrs,
cent in backsheesh. This he has 4
been, and we now expect thai he wi
give us great deal more
Mr.. Moody was so disgusted that
abandoned the situation entirely al
hurried away with his friends.
81 did think" said he, ''that boy h:
a soul above backsheesh."
"And did you think, too, that SON
Of the children were named Mart
and Mary" he was asked.
Certainly. Why not?"
Nothing; only they were all boys
Youths Companion. -
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
Coed For Preserves.

Last spring feminine botanist bios
som laden came upon masculine nat
uralist who was just in the act OF
cramming a wriggling something into
a tomato can in which something else
wriggled
''To preserve them" he said, feeling
that an explanation was in, order.
do they make good preservesy'
asked the sister scientist. = Youths
COMPANION.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
rsketched BY his mother.1

ESketched by his mothef.1
A little head Of shapely mold,
Two baby eyes 50 bright and bold,
A dainty little nose;
Two little cheeks SO round and fair,
With tiny dimples hiding there
Like dewdrops in q rose.
A little mouth SO fragrant sweet,
A3iny dimpling chin SO neat,
nd both just made to kiss;
Two cunning ears each in its place,
A baby forehead set with grace,
Whose photograph is this?
Two sturdy shoulders, broad and square,
Two chubby hands SO fat and fair,
And cunning feet SO coy;
A roguish smile for you and me,
Sweet baby ways; now, don't you see
The portrait Of our boy?
-PeaHson's Weekly.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
rher 6,onldin,t Hurt.

"The ladies in our congregation are
pretty fond of me, : said the minister's
mischievous little boy. Nearly all Of
them gave pa some slippers on his
birthday"
81 thought your pa always uses
slinper TO spank you WITH"
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
Wheeling Going Out Of Commission.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 4.-The navy de.
partment announces that the gu n boat
Wheeling is to be put out ofrcommis.
ZION and be replaced by the Mohican,
which, like the Wheeling, has been
stationed at the Mare Island navy
yards The Wheeling is to undergo
extensive repairs. Captain Oouden
and her entire crew are to be trans.
ferred to the Mohican when that vessel
is commissioned.
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05
Not quite clear.

Hinkly-I wonder what Stilson was
driving at this evening?
Holden What did he say?
Hinkly-It was at the club, and !
was having broiled lobster. Stilson
suggested that was sort Of cannibal
I'm half inclined to suspect he was
making fun Of me. although don't see
how Boston Transcript
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05

A man who is much afraid Of drafts
has a feather suspended from the cell
ing by light silken thread. Should
the feather move in the slightest de-
gree he doesn't rest content until he
finds out where the draft comes from.
r. eABY'S PORTRAIT. y
Morris tribune., 1901-01-05

Russia in Europe has a forest area OF
about 500. coo, 900 acres. One-third o
the country indeed Is forest.