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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
-Four Kinds of PUPILS.

Tie TaImUd says there are four Kinds
Of pupils-rhe sponge and the funnel,
the strainer and the sieve. The sponge
IS ac who taketh up everything. and
the funnel Is he who taketh in at this
ear an. IeuetE out at that, the strainer
Is he that lctteth 60 the wine and re-
taiue,h the droSs. and the sieve Is he
that lettoth so the bran and retaineth
the fine flour. The student who be-
gins At least to wish to belong TO the
last named class will not have been
sent TO college IN vain.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
IFnItcninE TnrLseNS.

BY all means fattcn your turkeys.
Do not send them TO market half fat,
as so many DO. says ]. G. Clipp in Ma
tional Stockuan. You can have your
turkeys IN iiue market condition with
but little extra trouble. Get them up
about ten days before you expect 10
market them and contne them to a
small yard TO fatten them quickly
we find no better ration than sweet
potatoes and corumeal. Que can use
the small and unstable potatoes in
this way to great advantage. Cook
them and Just before removing them
from the frc add the corumeal, feed
Ing the mess when it IS cold, two
pounds OF meal to one peek Of pota-
toes. If the mess IS mixed with
skimmilk. instead OF water, It will
produce 4 superior flavor. DO not fail
to give plenty OF fresh water and feed
four times per day. Grit should al
ways he placed where the turkeys can
have free acceSs to ii.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
MEXICO AND CALIFORNIA.
Peronally- Conducted Tours via the Penn8yl-
yania Railroad.


The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
Personality CUnduc ed Tour to Mexico
and California will leave New York on
February IL, visiting s.. LOUIS, San
Antonio. Monterey, Tamplc", san Luz
PoloSI, Gudnaiuato, lrapualo, Guad"I'
lara, Querelaru. CIly of Mexico, Agua>
CaIienIes, amt f. PasO.
At FL PasO tourists tor California ONLY.
who will leave New York February 20,
will Join the party, and Ihe Mexican
tourists who do not care t" 90 /" the
Pacific Coast VIII return to New York.
The California party vii visit Los An
gees and the Southern Cal furnia coast
resorts, san Francisco. aud on the re
turn trip. the Graui Canon ot The Cot
uradp in Arizona Tuun>.s viii have
thirteen DAYS in Mexico and nineteen
davs on the Pacific Coast, the California
rour returning to New York On March
u, the whole tour covering forty i've
lays. The rate, covering all necessary
expenses curing the entire inp, Ill toe
1913 from rointS on the Pennsylvania
Railroad east OF PIttShurg. For MeXlrO
ONLY the rate will hp $3.50, and for CALI
tornIa only 1878. Tue rartv Will travel
over The entire route in special train
Of Pullman drawing-roum sleeping cars.
romparrment, dining. smoking aud oh-
-erva,ion cars. Calilurnla-Ouly tourists
will use special cars 10 HI Pa'o, and
Nexiro-only passengers will use special
cars returning from + PaS". For detail
ed itineraries and full information ad-
dress Geo. w. Boyd, Ass stant General
Passenger Agent, Philadelphia, Pa.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28

In Holland no Landlord has the power
Of raising the rent or Of eyictlng ten
nut
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
Jury List For December Term,

tFltA ~ y 1 nuns
Anthony Daniel ~. Delhi,
Judah schoo'ay, John Wer'mau. Coop
er township-Barton Foust, DaviI
Krum. DanviOle, l-t Wari-SoIomon
Z. Books, Joseph d. Hahn Emanuel
Sider, Joseph Ulmer. DanviIie 2nd
Ward-George CarIi.key, John Morri-
son. Amps WoIrort. DanvIle 3rd. Ward
jacob Bytrly, j. /. Evans, Elias
Maier-, w. J. Ritter, Harry Salmon,
Charles f. Voris, DanviIle 4th. Ward
August Brandt. Calvin Eggert. Lib.
erty township-W. f Patterson, Daniel
Shade. Mahqaihy 'f3WHI5sGip-N. F.
Bennett
TRAVER~ JUR rs.
Anthony townships. j. Dennen,
William Shelter. Cooper township
Clarence PETER, Waiter Rishel. Derry
township-John Blee, p. VI. Conner, l..
A. Gresh Danvlle 1T. Wari-Th"ma>
Curry, Sr, D. B. Heideu~, J. T,ler
Oberd OFF, + ward II. Weuman. Dan
Vile 2nd. Ward-Thoma> Black, Abram
LaRue, George MyerIy, q. W. Shelter.
Dauville 3rd. WarI-Jo,iah Jobheru,
d. A. Montgomery, Harry Pey'on. Her-
man Secher, James Sherwood. Dan
Vile 4th. Ward-pavii Guest, Samuel
Lormcr, Elmer Mowery, E Iwari Purrur.
Liberty town>hip-Anlrew Kelly. Lime
stone townshIp-F. W. Berz. Charle-
Shultz, CYRUS Coleman. Mahoninl
ownship-Hurley Baylor, James Heck
endorn, James Hickey, Jr Nayoerry
township-Wllliam Bird. Valley town
ship-WlIIiam COpe,J. a. Merrill, George
Orrman. West HemlUck town,hIp-H.
+. CromIey.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28

For Awhile After the Fifty-foar
Founder Had Been Hooked II Was
a Question Whether the Fish or
the Boat Would he Captured.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
Not Necessary.

when you are at a loss for n suita-
bic word, do you ever apply to your
wife,
NO" replied the writer; Il don't
have TO- Her entire vocabulary Is
coming my way most of the time
Chicago Post
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-11-28
What TO Do.

convincing proof that the kidneys and bIal
der are out Of order
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

If people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia cure, it would
be used in nearly every household, as
there are few people who do not suffer
from feeling of fullness after eating,
belching, t1auulence, sour stomach or
waterbrash, caused by indigestion or
dyspepsia. A preparation, such as
Kodol Dyspepsia cure, which, with no
aid from the stomach, will digest your
food. certainly can't help but do you
good. Wood County Drug Co.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

piece of land commencing SIS feet south and
loS feet east of the NV corner of the he he of Sec
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

There is no enconomy in buying cheap
soaps. Most all yellow or brown soaps
contain large per cent. of rosin as
filling. Rosin has no,washing proper
ties whatever, but is used only in
soap as a filler and to make it cheap.
Maple City Self Washing soap is
strictly pure and will go much farther
than any rosin-flled soap and do bet
ter work. 1t saves vast amount of
labor and is much easier on the
clothes than so much rubbing. Try it
as directed on the wrapper. For sale
by all grocers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
LEGALS
Summons,

CIRCUIT COURT WOOD COUNTY.
Margaret j. Worden, plaintiff VS.. Alexander
D. Worden, defendant.
THE STATE OF WIsCoNsIN:--To the said defend
ant:
You are hereby summoned to appear within
twenty days after service of this summons, ex-
elusive of the day of service. and defend the
above entitled action in the court aforesaid; and
in case of your failure so to do, judgment will
be rendered against you according to the de-
mand of the complaint B. NJ. VAUGHAN,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
P. o. Address Grand Rapids, Wood County,
Wis.
To said defendant: Take notice that the
summons and complaint in the above entitled
action have been filed and are on file in the
court aforesaid.
Dated April Is, 1901. B. NJ. VAUGHAN,
aprlSW6 Plaintiffs Attorney.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
Men to Patronize.

DR.. o. T. Rougen. NJ D. Office
over Days drug store. Telephone Is.
Dr.ChaS. Pomainville, Dentist. office
over Cohen's Telephone No. 216.
DR.. J. G. Commit, dentist, Office over
Centralia Drug store. Centralia, Wis.
Telephone No. 1872.
DR.. f. Pomainville Office at Steib's.
Residence west side. Tel. No. 24o.
DR.. d. A. Teller, dentist, office over
Wood County National bank. Tele-
phone No go, residence No. $50.
DR.. J. J. Looze, Grand Rapids, office
in Wood Block, over drug store,
telephone No. 81, residence No. 246.
A. B. Crawford, Dentist. Office
in IRELAND building, Grand Rapids.
High grade service at reasonable fees.
E. S. Renne. fire insurance, office
now over Days drug store. If
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

GARDNER Il Writer'S ADDITION.
lots 9, 10 and II block
lots / and block 2
lots and 10 block 2
lot 10 block
South Centralia addition lots 4, 5. and
block 5
Oak Park addition lots l and block
DAILY & SIMPSONS DDITIoN
lots l and block
lots 8, aud block
lots and block
all lots blocks
lots Z, s, and 10 hlock7
lots 2 8, 4 and block s
all of 5 lots block IL
lots l, 2 3, 4, 5 and block u
Wickham's subdivision fri lots 6, g. block
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
For Kidney Diseases.

DeBell's Kidney Pills are the very
best of all medicines. because they
give you the best of pure blood. They
cure, tone up, invigorate and revita-
lie the kidneys as no other medicine
can do. DeBell's Kidney Pills are the
only medicine that cure all diseases
arising from disordered kidneys such
as backache, weak back, rheumatism,
diabetes and lumbagO. Every box
warranted. Price rs cents per box.
For sale by John E. Daily.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
A Delightful Yellowstone Park Trip.

A party of selected Wisconsin people
will make a trip to Yellowstone Park
in July or August. in charge of G.. E.
Culver, professor of geology, Stevens
Point Normal school, travelling in a
special sleeping and buffet car. Those
desiring to join, can obtain complete
information as to rates, time OF
leaving, ETC., from J. M. Turner
Special Excursion Agent, Wisconsin
Central Ry., Burlington, Wis. j-15
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
SheriffS Sale,

STATE OF WISCONSIN, CIRCUIT COURT
WOOD COUNTY.
Philip Orth, plaintiff, vs. Julian Urmansky
and Thekla Urmansky. his wife, defendants.
By virtue of and pursuant to a judgment OF
said Circuit Court in the above entitled action.
which was rendered and dated February 7, 1900, ]
shall expose for sale and sell at public auction
to the highest bidder for cash, at the front 6oor
of the Court House. in the city of Grand Rapids
Wood county, Wisconsin, on the 18th day of May
A. D., 1901, at the hour of two O'Clock p. m. OF
that day, all the following described premises
or so much thereof as may be necessary to raise
the amount due to the plaintiff for principal
interest and COSTS together with the expenses OF
sale and solicitors fees, to-wit: The east one
half (E. n of the southeast quarter Is. E. "a OF
section numbered twenty-five t2N,. in township
Numbered twenty-five (20 north of range six (6)
east, containing eighty (S0l acres of land, more
or less, according to government survey, situate,
lying and being in the County of Wood and
State of Wisconsin
Grand Rapids, March 2s, 1901.
JAMES MCLAUGHLIN,
Sheriff of Wood Co. Wis.
SYLVESTER, SCHEIBER & ORTIZ,
Plaintiffs Attorneys,
2S-6w Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
Catarrh Can be Cured.

Nasal catarrh, catarrh of the head
or catarrhal deafness, no cure, no pay.
Ali druggists are authorized by the
manufacturers of BunSen'S Cream
Catarrhal to refund money where it
fails to cure any case Of catarrh OF
head no matter of how long standing,
One application gives ease and rest.
This is new discovery and the only
catarrh remedy sold on positive
guarantee. No cure, no payment.
Price 30 cents. For sale by John 81
DalV
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

Those horrid fits of depression,
melancholy, low spirits, and sudden
irritability, that sometimes afflict
even good-tempered people. is due to
the blood being permeated with black
bile. Herbine will purify the blood,
restore health and cheerfulnesS. Price
80 cents. Johnson s Hill Co.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
DELINQUENT LIST TAX.
COUNTY TREASURERS OFFICE
( Wood County, Wisconsin.

GRAND RAPIDS. APRIL l. 1901.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN. That the follow
IN icg described lands have been returned by
the Town, City and Village Treasurers of the
several Towns, City and Villages of said Wood
County and State of Wisconsin, for delinquent
taxes on the same for the year 1900 and that so
much of each tract or :parcel of Land herein
described az may be necessary for that purpose
will on the third Tuesday Of May being the 21st
day of May 1901 and next succeeding days, be
sold by me at public auction, at my Office In the
City Of Grand Rapids, Wood County, Wisconsin
for the payment of taxes, interest and charges
thereon, unless said taxes interest and charges
shall be paid before said day of sale.
JACOB SEARLS,
County Treasurer,
Wood County, Wisconsin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
Notice of final Proof.

April 80. 1901,
Notice is hereby given that the following
make final proof in support of his claim, ent
that said proof will be made before the clerk O
circuit court at Grand Rapids, Wis, on June s.
1901, viz Alvafado r. Green of Grand Rapids
Wis, who made H. Z. No. 92S7 for the EL SW14
Sec. %, TIP. q n of R East.
He names the following witnesses to prove hi
continuous residence upon and cultivation o.
said land viz:
Charles A. Green. Joseph Davis, John Puts
G. E. Hewett, Ill of Vandriessen, Wis.
JOHN W. MILLER.
May2w6 Register.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
City of MarshfieId.
less r. r. right of way lot 8 block 90
less R. r. right of way lot s block 90

that part of lot block 222 described as fol-
lows: beginning at point on 4th St., $40 feet
easferly of the northwest corner of said block
4th street IS feet, thence southerly parallel with
Peach street $50 feet thence parallel with 4th ST.
IS feet northery $50 feet to place of beginning
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

Painting and finishing done in first.
class style. Call on Will Suhr at
Dixon House If.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
GROCERY AND MEAT
MARKET.

l have just added to
my Meat Market at the
Lutz old stand a clean,
new stock of groceries
which I an, selling very
reasonably, and l solicit
a share of your patron
age in these goods.
My market is always
we'll stocked with fresh
and sailed meats of all
kinds and fish and game
in their season. Swift &
Cos premium bacon" is
the best. Fresh Balti-
more oysters, direct from
Baltimore is another one
of our leaders.
Meats and Groceries
delivered to any part Of
the city. Telephone No.
131.
M. MCCARTHY,
Grand Rapids, East Side.
, A > :, = 4
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02

|
g. 'p q. R s. and running thence south 125
feet thence east 90 feet north 125 feet, west 90
10 pace OF beginning
| CITY of Grand Rapids.
|
No. q Il T.
Fractional lot L block @ j i 5
5
| )
| Cruikshanks Mat lot - block . :
Woods addition lots and block %
| Sergent's plat lot fractional lot Is blocks
as described in Vol So Of deeds, page los
Wood county records.
Part of fractional lot as described in Vol 81
of deeds on page 339 Wood county records.
east 35 feet lots 5 and 8, block 1 and west S5
feet lots and Z, block
lots and block 8 IL
and blockS Il
/ {. 5'anS'f :. ~ -
| land Is Il
subdivision ne ne lots Il
sw ne LOT block II
NEE'Es ADDITION.
| lots 8, 4, and blocks
| lots block 10
lot ana Dlock 10
LOT ana block II
| lot Is. 10 ana . block 81
ne 20 feet lot II block 81
| fractional lot 5 lot Is
- lot lot and s Is
| Z" lot Is
| a part of ne14 sW14 Sec. II, TIP %, as de-
scribed in Vol. SO of deeds on page 140 Wood
county records.
lots 3, A. and Dock IL
excepting 50 feet OF west side of lot
SUBDIVISION NV seq lots and 3 block IL
! IS block II
| " 6 II
'' and block II II
sc Sc lot one excepting part sold IL
| TIP % N r +.
NV Sc lots l and
| undivided u ne4 sWI Is
ne Sc excepting what is sold. IS
| u interest in NV Sc IS
all of the seq sel4 east of the R. R. track and
west of block 10 and north of Comfy avenue in
Wlckhams addition Is
government lot three as recorded in Vol. X of
| deeds on page Sc Wood county records 5
| part of ne ne as recorded in Vol. % of
deeds page l73 wood county records 7
T,n29NR6E
part sc ne as recorded In VOL 70 OF deeds on
! page 70 Wood county records
a lot ne &c as recorded IN Vol. OF deeds page
| 70 Mood county records Z
u lot In ne sc as recoroed III Vol. OF deeds
on page 430 Wood county records
| a lot III ne sc as recorded i'll Vol. q of deeds
| on Page215 wood county records
a lot In ne Sc as recorded in Vol. % of deeds
ON page 81 wood county records
| a lot in sc so as recorded i'll Vol. 16 of deeds
on page 463 wood county records also the west
END OF lot block IL OF original plat and
McComDs addition 7
lot III sc sc as recorded IN VOL; 81 OF deeds
on page % Nood county records, south OF
CRANBERRY street ana east OF Gueldlngs street
d IoC IN sc sc bounced on the east by block
=, oIlglm MAJ pat norm Dy Wisconsin st.. west
u, II Nj
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-05-02
City of Pittsvllle.

wv ne TO except 4 piece 40
by 40 on north side sold to W. Corrigan and
lots sold to w. Little.
A part of lot in block of J. O. Severns addi-
ton in First ward in city of Pittsv1lle commenc.
Ing 27R feet north and $50 feet east of NV, cor
11SI feet. west 70 feet, north I1S1s feet thence
east 10 feet to place of beginning
A piece of land commencing at the NV corner
OF lot g. block IL sec. p. TIP %, in nw1l sell
running east 125 feet south so feet west 125 feet
north 90 feet to place of beginning.
One acre OF land the same being part of the
he sw1 Sec. q, TIP %, r 5, commencing on the
south line Of said 40 acre described piece 500
feet west of the Sc corner of said 40 acres
running north los feet, west DO feet, south I9S
feet east DO feet to place of beginning.
Subdivision nw14 ne14 Sec. 81, TIP %, RS
10 nj &
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

is poor substitute for happiness, but
will make it do. Give it to me-
1t may have been an offense to COM
plain. Perhaps should have passed
over the unhappiness of my life. In all
probability l should have alluded to it
as Of little account, at any rate as lived
and done with and therefore hardly
worth mentioning.
But if he knows all things he knew
every step / had taken over that asd
old road as well as | did; knew it by
the track Of tears if nothing else.
What if the words held something OF
upbraiding? An earthly father for
gives the waywardness of child. He
should have forgiven me. particularly
since he knew my life.
For some months watched and wait
ed, repeating my prayer morning. noon
and night. Il fed on hope l saw my
self famous and, what was better still,
out of the reach of want. My enemies
who had doubted my ability bowed at
my feet. In their hearts was hatred,
but upon their faces were smiles. So
what mattered the hatred?
At length I was satisfied. APP
preached as nearly as 1t IS possible to
approach to human happiness.
This was how it happened that when
the blow fell was utterly unprepared,
utterly: Some one knocked, opened
my door and handed me the parcel.
Wonderingly opened it, read the cour-
teously wofded note it contained, Their
sank upon my knees, not crying out.
not weeping, but dull, stricken, only
half compromising, blankly amazed
When the truth burst upon me,
sudden sense of isolation took posses
sion of my soul. 1t seemed to stand
alone in the universe, alone with the
earth and sky; doubly alone since had
lost my faith.
1t seemed such a little thing that
had asked for, and he had not seen fit
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

index book st tho museum which con-
tanned his name. I had his sermons
brought to my desk-exquisite sermons,
delicately worded. masterpieces of style,
but sad, sad. His life had not been a
happy one. | knew that, young as
was at the time OF his death. Once
tney left me to watch at his bedside,
tanning. His eyes were closed, but his
lips moved, .murmuring half uncon-
sciously: II am tired. Let me die"
l must have heard many OF his
words. but those are the only ones
that remained with me.
Every night then | said my little
prayer talked quite openly with the
Great Being who holds our lives in the
palm of his hand; not too long. for fear
OF wearying. but confdingly.
And yet. if he listens at all, he never
wearies. His interest never flags. He
takes heed OF our trivial and innumera-
oiC ediCs vi WOe Will the same uilHdS-
ging patience with which an earthly ia
Their hearkens to the fearful babbling
of an infant over the broken finger of
her doll.
Still how Is 1t possible for him to
listen calmly to our applications when
he knows all the time that he hasn't
the remotest idea of granting them?
That is something find it impossible
to understand. A child may turn the
parental tide in his favor by tears, by
supplications, but no matter how bit
terly we weep, no matter how agoniz-
ingly we supplicate, our pathway is
mapped out for us, and we must walk
therein.
Il have been a sort of waif from my
childhood I told him. explaining as
if he had never heard of me before.
Never in all my life have l even so
much as touched the hem of the gar
ment Of happiness. But grant this
prayer, and shall be satisfied. Fame
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

have the slightest interest in the sci
ence of geology-no woman has-lbut
nevertheless you might turn to it for
a few minutes just for a change.
wouldn't exchange what have already
learned for any mans $1,000 in cash.
What have you learned?" she quer-
led.
do you know how many periods
there have been in this world? Have
you ever paused to reflect on the gi-
gantic changes that have taken place
since this earthly sphere was created?'
mot very much" she replied.
"Of course not. Instead Of ascer-
tanning that there has been a post ter
tiary period. tertiary period, a Gre
taceous, jurassic, triassic, permian and
carboniferous period, you have spent
your time on novels. Instead Of post
ing yourself as to whether this is the
reptilian or the silurian age, you have
been on the rush to get pair Of go
cent stockings for 80 cents at bar
gain counter. | can't say that 1 blame
you, as the Lord did not intend woman
to know much, but right here and now
is an opportunity for you to get an idea
or two"
IL shall be very glad. What are those
packages of earth for?''
~ wanted to give you an object les
son. Here is the earth taken from the
back yard. 1t belongs, as 1 suspected,
to the lower sflurian era and Is COM
posd of calciferous sand rock"
1T looks as If it was composed Of
brickbats and sawdust," she said as
she bent over 1t.
That's because OF your ignorance.
Woman, let a wave Of awe sweep over
you when l tell you chat this soil was
created at least 100,000,o00 years ago.
Think of the mighty changes in 10o,-
100000 years.
The wave not only swept over Mrs.
Bowser but so affected the family cat
that she shuddered from head to foot
and wished she was out on the back
fence.
And this other SOIL" said Mr.. Bow
ser as he pointed to the second pack
age, lis from the front yard. Over a
month ago | suspected that it belonged
to the permian period, and l now find
that such is the case. There was a
lapse OF 100000 years between the
creation of the two soils"
why weren't both made at the same
time to save cost and trouble?" limo
Gently queried Mrs. Bowser
Am talking to born idiot?" he
Indignantly shouted. q suppose you
think this earth Of ours was created in