Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1901-01-08
HOWELL'S BIG FIND
IT WAS GUARANTEED TO lNC7Ft'
HIS. POPULARITY.
All He Had to DO Was to Read the
Book and Success Followed. Tor J.
Showed How to Make Love 10 A,f
Kind of Girl. '

Showed How to Make Love 10 Ans
Kind Of Girl.
! There was a glad young light in the
eyes Of Eowcl! Van Ncnast ,lcr Cibbpn
as he sta!lled into the rocrl, tcn(cl!5'
cutclirg small, pink paper covered
book.
, Look out!' he cried. I'm Il danger
GUS man! I'm prmcd with destinations
clear to the limit, and I've only to look
once at you girls to make you groyel at
NY feet. At l2stsI have found out how
these Willie boys who have three din
Nor Invitations every night and who Use
CRESTED, scented notes twisted up to light
their cigarettes manage it. They're 60
ing to unload popularity at my front
door from moving van as soon as be-
GIN" n@@
The young persons who sat with drop
ped jaws said "Why?"
Howell sat down and opened the pink
book. "rhe name Of this valuable
brochure" he said, sis The Art of BE
; inG Popular With the Ladies' picked
, it up 1T a cheap book stand. The anony.
nous Samaritan who wrote it simply
stovc!s out wisdom like a millionaire
distributing nickels. He tells in various
succinct chapters How to court quiet,
. domesticated young lady; how to make
love to proud young lady, IL poctical
or sentimental girl; how to spark bash
full girl; how to WOO an he.rss; how to
make love to a literary young lady, II
| religious young lady; how to win an ac-
| tress and how to court widow If you
run up against any other Kind OF girls,
you have to take your chances or work
your Imagination. Next time ! meet cue
Of those naughty creatures who give
you pneumonia with a single glance
shall reImar'E r,agc Go anu start in 10
, :. '..~ r.. 0
Tile author says III lu.,urd to, making
love to proud young lady: Girls Of
this description are sometimes exceed
ingly difficult to get hold Of on account
OF the narrow system of training they
have been subjected to. Family pride
has thrown barriers around them. b.
gin the counting of such girl with the
determination not to be diScourag ed or
rebuffcd; and whatever may take place
determined perseverance will usually
crown your efforts with success Look
ut the dscrectncss of the Phrase, What
ever may tax. ,,..-. 49,. 50 :sIauh
more tactfuI than saying. If her father
kicks you out
when he tells how to make love to a
literary girl. the author admits you are
up against it, also he reveals the hideous
depravity of the feminine heart, ever
thirsting for Aattery. He says: 1T is
not every man who can do this, and he
should not attempt it unless he has a
decided taste for literature and intel
lectuaI pursuits in preference to domes-
tic or home enjoyments.
ITO the true literary lady the duties
of a wife, as relating to the management
Of house. rearing family etc, are de-
cidedly repugnant. She will expect you to
be acquainted with all the new books as
they appear. especially works of fiction
and poetry. Admire the productions of
her own pen. Generally you cannot put
too much fattery on these matters Au-
thoresses are usually exceedingly vain on
matters of their own composition. If nee
essary you may use your influence in get
ting her productions in print, and the
best present you can make her is to get
printed in handsome style poem of her
own composition "
cts when he tells how to court SEN
timental girl that the author turns on
the calcium light and the orchestra tunes
up. Doesn't this start your heart beat
ing7 Listen: "A young man who sets his
heart on girl Of this class must live
, much on the ethereal. 10 be much abb
sorbed in mundane matters will prove dis
astrOus to oil your aspirations in this d.
rectiOn. You must lie thoroughly versed
in the poetry of life, so that in your in
itiatory addresses to her you can give a
romantic view to the simplest point in
hand Isn't that a cold proposition for a
fellow?
"Sit up nights and memorize poems!
I've already learned the little, poem he
gives later, when he says reservedly: We
will now suppose the momentous time for
+, , the all important question has arrived.
Choose some fine, calm summer evening
when everything is soft and delicious.
You may now come to the point by adj
dressing her in an imrassioned manner
In such language as this: @
''Oh, my sweetest Angelina! E
By the blue sky and its crowding>stars &
! love you better, oh, far better than #
Woman was ever loved! There's not an hour
OF day or dreaming night but am with thee;
There's not wind but whispers Of thy name,
And not flower that sleeps beneath the moon
But IN its hues or fragrance tells tale s'f%
OF thee, my love, to my fond. anxious heart
Mr.. Gibbon closed his eyes in rapture
after this excerpt. "1'm going to spring
that on Genevieve this evening"" he CON
fided. II think the consequences may be
interesting.
"And this author has simple superhu-
man wisdom. He has delved deep into
the mysteries of the feminine mind. He
says the greatest trouble is to get on IA
miliar terms with girls who are excessive-
~ bashful, but these bashful girls are
usually dear, precious creatures, so con-
fiding, innocent and sweet; no distrust,
reserve or coquetry, and when married
make the best and dearest treasures that
man can be blessed with His meaning
is commendable if his grammar is excit-
ed. Further on be makes bright salties
like this:
1.-THE principal difficulty to overcome
in wooing an heiress is to remove the inn
preston that you are prompted by merce-
nary motives guess that's what has
always foiled my attempts. did not get
the impression totally removed. Tell
hnp ho advises chat vnr, mould nrofnr