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We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case at atarrh that cans
not he cured by Halls Catairh Cure.
j CHEN BY IL CO., Props. To-
leI), O
We the Undersigned have known
r Sheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business TRANSACTIONS and financially
able TO carry OUT any obligations made
bv their firm.
WEST q TRUAx, Wholesale Druggist.
Toledo, o.
WALDINd. kINNAN & MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O,
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken i'm
t-rnaily, acting dire :tly upon the blood
aud mucous surfaces of the system
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggist, Testimonials free.
HalPs Family Pills are the best
-O~~~
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The assistant attorney general
has rendered. an opinion that the
Mayor of n town has no right to
odera disPensary closed. An
ether opinion rendered by him is
that doctors prescription is no
more tbao sn order from any hody
else.
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70 saw. tEEK CaIIlD

From Frightful Disagreement
Mrs. Mamie ga leser, of La
Grange, Ga, applied Bucklen's
Arnica Salve to great sores on
her head and face, and writes its
quick cure exceeded all her homes.
1T works wonders in Sores.
bruises, Skin Eruptions, Cuts,
Burns, Scalds and Piles. 25c
Cure guaranteed bv Crawl; rd
Bros, and j. +. MacKey & Co.
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O. S"v Deaths

-'' 'N'hN
IS learn that Mrs. Wright,
w,.,u of the late Zed Wright,
a."c y tween 50 and 90 wears,
d'et ] It Thursday morning at her
hrHi a the j. 7. FunIcrburk
tr'cd t place.
Mr. md Mrs. :. +. Blackmon
of I = olace lost their little babe.
a:"d .! months, last Tuesday
n'gh' ,fter tive weeks illness of
menln- tits. The sorrowing pa
rent AVE the sympathy of the
cpunulty.
NJ Jane Steele, of Dwight
section, of the late ii. "A. M.
Steele, died Thursday morning
last after short illness of the
same kind of fever which caused
her hus band death about month
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Several policemen bad des-
perats encounter in Charleston
Wednesday with two negro men,
Mike and George Washington.
George Washington was killed
and Lieut.. Duncan of the police
force is thought to he fatally
wounded.
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&C. G. c." on Every Tablet.

Every tablet of Cascarets Candy
Cathartic bears the famous G.. c. c.
Never sold in bulk. Look for it and
accept no other. Beware of fraud.
All druggists, 1oc.
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The Annual Pic Mic at st. Luke

The annual pin-nic at Elgin,
(St. Luke this year will come off
on Wednesday, August 14th> at
the church. In the forenoon an
interesting program, consisting of
recitationS and music both vocal
and Instruments will he rendered.
In the afternoon Rev. DR.. BAYS
will deliver his celebrated address
ON courtShip. A small admission
fee af 25 cent for adults and Is
cents fer children will he charged.
the proceeds to- go towards liqui-
datIon of the parsonage debt.
Lemonade, Ice Cream and Soda
Mater will be sold by tho commit
tee only.
The public is invited.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

The latest peliticaI rnmor is
that VIM. M. Bird is slated for
postmaster ut Charleston.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

The Douglas gold mine in
Union county brought only IS =
600 ut auction last Monday.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

A pig in Ksrshaw county has
five toes with small nails, on each
of its front feet.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

DIR. K. Bsrnwsll Rhett, lead
ing physician in Charleston died
Wednesday night.
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those OF the star chamber, which
was the most infamous tribunal of
English history, and the most all
horrent To Anglo Saxon instincts,
seeks tn exclude me from the par
ty and its q bates and public as
sem blages. 1t is your duty, as
cust"dians of the party interests,
t" seek recruits and to strengthen
the party. TO save Senator Till
man from stalking his record,
strength and fortune against mine
YOU undertake. to exclude me and
my friends from the party. What
ever your Individual motives may
have been, the purport of your
action is to facilitate the senator
in dod4ing me and to deny the
peofl' the opportunity of passing
on my positions and conduct. IT
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=.
tent to sav ut the polls whether or
,IL L
and q consistent Democrat. WHY
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.trsru wer. ,,sd hv hin, ;, $500,
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dawn be ;pc;te. v,, ,o .,..,,, O.,
s,r,ngls ma and .t tho .., ,;
to de.trov a white nr;n.rv ,oh;s
,dvocacv of which be owed m,.h
of tb., hes, nf his .,r,v f,I,i,
Party ur;pc;,l las ana, f,aa ,, -,
tba ,r;..;,l. ,f ,lo D..:
nrtv h,,v. heen n,if,rmIv f.;,h
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man or bod, Of men h,. n. ,o,v
or m saw h0, r.an ,bo. .Ia.,,,
wbst uoIic,es shall bs tbe ,eu,, 81
marty I,v,Itr S.r,, T;,l,
ASSUMING tb. nrer,,,,iv. .f g.,
preme boss and dictator to saw
wh, shall or shall not he REGARDED
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Senator ACLaurin Makes Reply
To The State Democratic
Executive Committee.
Out of the Crucible of Truth the
Prosecuted JUNIOR Senator
Pours Forth on the Heads
of His Enemies a Molten
Stream of All Con
snming Facts.
Paris Mountain, S. c.,


mittee, State of South Carolina:
Gentlemen The official notice
of the action of IL majority of your
committee on July 25th, was re-
ceived by me Aug. lst, five DAYS
after it had hsen announced in the
newspapers. This published an
nouncemont was the first notice
had that any action affecting me
was to be taken by your committee.
| am now officially informed that
a ma jntity of your committee con
demns my course in tho senate,
demands my resi- gnatlon and un-
dertakes to eXpsl me from the
Democratic party. Twenty ono
men have attempted to usurp the
powers of the 90, 900 Democratic
voters of South Carolina, and as
an incident, IN II meeting called
for another purpose, have hastily
endeavored to do what can he done
only by solemn proceedings of I'M
parchment, expressly y provided for
in the constitution of the United
States.
Responsible Only to The People.
| hold my commission from the
Democratic voters of South Caro-
lima. recognize no authority but
theirs take no orders from any
source but them, and shall in due
course appeal to them for judgs
ment on my course as a senator,
and my character as a man and a
Democrat.
Personally am indifferent to
your action because nobody has
made you my master or censor,
and | regard what yon have done
AS merely expressing the malice
and the fears of one individual,
Senator b. II. Tillman. But for
this always evil and indecent in
tluence, ordinary respect for the
proprietles would probably have
prevented the four of you who are
nv declared competitors for the
seat ] now have the honor to oc-
cupy, from attempting to use the
power entrusted to you by your
party to remove rival from your
path
Action Unfair, Absurd and I'm
democratic.
A. citizen and Democrat of
South Carolina, am mortified by
your action, because it has brought
upon the State the condemnation
and the ridlculo of he press and
the public throughout the country.
Unhappilv, those who are not in
timatcly acquainted with our con
ditions, accept the action of your
committee rs representing the IN
telligence and the democracy of
onr Statate and both are made oh.
jects of derision. Against this
wish to enter my solemn protest.
/ shall demonstrate how unfair,
absurd and undemocratic your ac-
ton is; and shall trust to the
Democrats of South Carolina to
repudiate it when the opportunity
is given them. Your purpose is
to deny that opportunity.
Star Chamber Proceedings
1t IS in strong contrast with the
blatant boast of Senator TilIman
at Gaffney to put me on trial be-
fore the party on the hustings
with himself as prosecutor. AS
you know, ] sought that test by
o proposal to appeal to the people
but the governor saw fit to forbid
it. Now Senator Tillmas appears
as prosecutor against me in my
absence and by proceedings Ike
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VI pfacllcsi sohso KNOWS. l0oSo
expressions of his are attempts to
take advantage of credulity and
Ignorance. do not think there
Is man IN South Carolina so ig-
noranj a. to he really deceived by
them. He cannot put me under
any suspicion rs he has put him.
self by his own acts. | have not
in public Office retrograded from
n, perhaps, honorable bankruptcy
to dishonorable and unexplained
wealth. He and | have drawn the
same salaries, but | have found it
impossible To save q dsllai from
mine. | have never, however.
truckled to corporations with the
fa"ning of a tanned spaniel, made
Speeches against them, then voted
for them, and accepted favors as
he has done. | have never been
the sole boss and buying agent of
a newly created whiskey trust
with it's rebates of 100000. to
so, 600. ve.r, nens of which
ever rcachei tn. State treasury.
| have never had the handling If
Il State bond refunding scheme
with S2S, 600 Of commissions new
er yet accounted for or explained.
a year ago Senator rillman
went into North Dakota and made
speeches advocating the re. election
of IL Republican senator-Mr. Pet
tigrew. Senator Tilllunn and this
senator were pro ninent in pres
venting. bv fihbusteriny tactics,
vote on the subsidy bill. The
newspapers said that MIR. Hill,
head of the Northern Pacific lobby
against the subsidy bill, gave Sen
ator Tilman' 5 friend and associate
"tip" which paid him S45G, 900
in the stock market. Birds of
feather, gcnllems N Of tho commit
tee, always tlock together.
TiIlman Not Democrat
Has Senator Tillman, prosecut-
ing attorney against my democla-
cy, ever failed to abuse Demo-
Gratis ana Democrscya Do you
know that in the last two Demo-
cratic national conventions he has
supported the nomiration of Re-
publlcans T. In 1896 he favored
Senator Teller for president, an
old line Republican, and one of
the bilterest foes or the south i'm
reconstruction days. He had him.
self appeared before the conven-
tIon as n competitor of w j Brv-
an and been ignominiously snsw-
ed under. In 1900, he was for
Towne, also a Republican, for
vice president. Is he the man to
be the supreme ar liter and Judge
OF what is democracy in South
Carolina :
Give The Young Men a Chance.
In the senate have labored, as
the records will show, to broaden
the prosperity of the country, to
promote the interests of nv own
people, to spread civilization, to
enlarge aad increase opportunity
for our Young men and to stimu-
G enterprise. His whole polit-
ical course and method have been
to tear down, to abuse aud oppose,
To blight and to restrain, to bite
where he dared and to.fawn where
he feared or sought favor. | shall
ask the people to contrast the
records and shalt claim my righ.
as fee man, Il born and reared
Democrat and senator from
South Carolina, to do it regardless
of the orders of 81 members of
the executive committee. | shall
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

The State board of dispensers
has granted n request to establish
dispensary on the exposition
grounds in Charleston during the
Exposition.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

Grip makes one SICK, weary and restless
DR.. Miles Restorative Neryine brings rest.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

The bridge over Cane Creek
near Mr. j. n. raylor's, is badly
wrecked and needs repairing at
once. The creek is said to have
been two feet higher at this poiut
than ever known before.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1901-08-10

Mrs. John d. Wylie and her
grandson, John D., ara expected
home today from Charlotte.
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f&f s2t.
Mrs. w Frank Strait and Miss
Lottie CASTOR of Rock Hill, are
the guests of Mrs 7. j. Strait.

Mr. II. M. Culp has been ap-
pointed agent of the Merchants
and Bankers Union of the World
for this county.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
TOLD IN PARAGRAPH ;.

Strength and wisdom are not always
found together. Remember Simpsons
finish.
Innocence is like an umbrella: when
once It is lost IL is useless to advertise
for II.
Beauty Is only skin deep but II answers
the ~. ,,.se just as we'll as If l. were
deeper.
a man should not be blamed for his ig-
norance IL he doesn't know enough to
find out
\ gentleman is human being combin-
ing "A mans courage and a woman's ten
derness.
1t isn't the quality Of the meat but the
cheerfulness OF the guests that makes
the feast.
A laborer makes a bargain for the price
Of his work but a lawyer simply takes
every thing in sight
II It's true that children get their
growth while asleep. it's no wonder some
ba bes are OF such slow growth
Father Time doesn't believe in letting
the grass grow under his feet. That Is
why he always carries a scythe. Chicago
Evening News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13

An entertainment and sale for the ben
eft OF the Rhode Island Exchange for
Womans Work is announced for Thurs
day, Friday and Saturday afternoons OF
this week at the old Pearce mansion No.
Benevolent street In anticipation OF the
event the Pearce residence is now under
going complete metamorphosis and by
Thursday the desoIate rooms will be so
transformed by artistic furnishings ana
draperies as TO suggest dream Of Van
ity Fair"
Rejecting upon the high character of
the functions given i'm the past by the
managers of the Womans Exchange the
public will be prepared 10 anticipate
much from the present series assured
that their highest hopes will be realized.
The opening entertainment of the Sc
ries will begin on Thursday at 4 o'clock
when Miss Grace Atkins Dobson, of
New York will give series of mono
logues I'm the both Japanese and English
tongue. Miss Dobson will appear In Jap
anese costume and following her recital
tea will be served by attendants also in
costume This afternoon will be I'm
charge OF Mrs. Roscoe s. Washburn and
Mrs. Charles Briggs. Miss Dobson
comes TO Providence with the most nat
tering testimonials and a reputation as
an artist par excellence in her particu-
lar role.
For Friday afternoon at o'clock mu-
sicale of unusual excellence is promised
This will include selections by the
Brown University Quartet. solos by Miss
Angela Mulvey Hutchinson, soprano and
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13

sntipealst stu bng with lie continues
Mckinley
OF a
the arch
marks-e he recent w
AS Philippines.
and
sgo-he blessings security and liberty"
of
IS in
is IN
and $
o majority Of the
OF
in
trays no 1t Of
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
THE ACOUITTAL OF EASTMAN.

The verdict acoua at the close murder
was not There peculiar features about the case
and it may be accused of crime and who con-
.cted with Harvard University of careful hearing
At the hands of Massachusetts, jury.
There NAV be some will think such would have
better chance of scqua differently placed in life
However this may trial about the result OF which
there was bound to be difference of opinion matter what
the urys might be. There positive proof OF
motive nor in fact any direct testimony presented to prove
the shooting of Grogan accidental True Eastman e
monv was not altogether satisfactory the position in which he
was placed might make even he showed himself
be lose to something in precision of statement
There New England bar searching examiner
nor an ber criminal lawyer Attorney General Knowon aud his
presentation the powerful and his argument
almost terrible in its arraignment of the accused.
The judges charge according press aside
the defence Though different this brings
what to trial. for in both the verdict which
would best approval public large would have
been were possible the old Scotch of mot
proven"
exceedingly careful of the rights the
accused watchuness particularly noticeable in the
Borden The ruling the court in that trial the exclusion
of damaging defendant favorable to the
latter would other How much this
had to do with known that
case as in that jury
submitted who carefully examines the evidence
Both show tendency the of the courts
trials follow broad lines and be led
suggestions that much little.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
EXCHANGE FOR WOMANS WORK.

violin and euphonium selections by Mr..
John Hanna of the American band.
The ladies I'm charge this afternoon Will
be Miss Louise Hoppin, Mrs. George Carr
and Mrs. Frank Smith. Tea will be serv-
ed on this afternoon and fancy articles,
ice cream. cake and home made candies
will also be offered for sale.
Saturday afternoon will be known as
"children's afternoon" and on this ac-
count special program has been pre-
pared with the thought uppermost or
gladdening the hearts of the little ones.
Punch and Judy" will be present with
all the arts ana wies wn-ch never
fail 10 fascinate the juvenile element Of
society and incidentally. sometimes
those of n larger growth as well. DIAL
vini, the famous magician of Boston, VIII
also be present and this fact alone should
attract the children by the hundreds 10
Infantry hall on Saturday afternoon.
This afternoon will be In charge of Mrs.
Charles Briggs, Mrs. Cyrus Van Slyck,
Mrs Henry Pearce and Mrs. Frank Mar
tin.
The coming fete should have the earn
est support and patronage OF the public
generally, since IL Is for the benefit of
a most worthy cause.
AS is well known the Woman's Ex-
change exists TO provide place where
woman's work OF every description may
be put on sale and where orders for the
same may be received The managers OF
the Exchange aim not only 10 extend a
helping hand TO artists. hut to the many
Intelligent and anxious women who have
no talents beyond the ordinary, but who
are Obliged by circumstances 10 utilize
their abilities I'm any direction for their
support
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
In Society.

Last week was one of dinners. lunches
and out of town entertaining. The thea
tres were also well patronized, and on
Saturday the Dancing Girl" had a
largo crowd of society people. Among
them wsre Miss Mary Greene Nlghtin-
gale, Miss Alice Grosvenor, Mr.. Harry
Pearce and friends from Yale, Miss Jean
ncttc Nightingale. Mr. Frank y. Rich
moud 2nd. Mr. Edward Martin Guild, Mr..
Harold Congdon. Miss Isabelle NJ. Rhodes,
Mrs Rhodes, Miss Constance Reed, Mr.
and Mrs. Duncan Hunter. Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry a. Du Willard. Mr.. Il. Clyde Fos-
ter. Miss I.eilis Foster and guests from
out OF town Mr. Charles Davol, DIR.
George Crooker. Mr.. and Mrs. Potter, Mr..
and Mrs. j. ID. r.. Jones. Mr.. Hambly and
Mrs. Iiutchins.
Miss Helen Ballou and Mr.. Alfred ].
Miller Jr., passed Sunday with Mrs. wal
ter FELTON, at Milton. Mass.
Mr. Arthur Richmond was I'm town last
week visiting his parents on Angel
street
Mir John II. Rockefeller Jr.,was in town
over Sunday
Mrs. samuel slater Durfee ge>,e a small
| afternoon tea az the Agawam club yes
J terday 10 Mr. and Mrs. James Richard
son. Mr.. and Mrs. Du Willard, Mr.. Rich
| ard Green OF Worcester. Mass; Mrs. Har-
~ Waldron. Mr.. William Mauran, Miss
! lsablecle Rhodes. Others at the club were
! MIR JEFFREY Hazard. Miss Marion Hazard,
! Mir Henry =. Lippitt. Miss Harriet Haz-
! ard. Miss Virginia Gammcll Mr.. I.auris-
! ton U Hazard. Mr. Charles kilrect. Mr.
! Frank l.. Hnnckley. Mr. Duncan Hunter.
| MIR James Phcttcplace. Mr.. Harry Wal
dron. Mr. Daniel George, MIR and Mrs.
| Johns H. Congdon. Miss Congdon. Mrs.
| Ahram Barker Mrs Samuel y. Nichol-
| son Miss Nicholson. Mr. Harry Dunnell.
| Mr.. Mackinncy. Mr. Harold Congdon.
| Mr.. James coats. Mr.. Frank A Rhodes.
/ Miss PcEram.
The luncheon Miss Marion Brown gavc
on Saturday previous 60 the Yale Brown
game was one of tho most attractive civ
on this year. All the younger element OF
society were looking their prettiest and
such hevv Of beauty has seldom been
seen ns witnessed the ball game.
Mrs William Goddard gave another At
tractlvc dinner last evening.
| Miss Marion Mason ~ BOSTON. r. vis'
fling her aunt Mrs Charles J. Steedman
who gave her dinner on Saturday even
| ing and Mrs Henry = Lipplu entertain
cd her last night at supper. Mr. Howard
Anson Richmond gave Miss Mason
| small Tea at the AgaWam after The kam'
on saturday afternoon.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
DIED..

BULLOCK-In this city, llth inst, Mary
a. widow of Israel Bullock, aged ~
years.
CALDER-In this city. on the 18th inst.
Adelaide Calder daughter of John w.
and Adelaide Read Gale.
CARLSON-In this city. 18th inst, Bar
badina NJ, widow OF Gustav Adolf Carl
son. aged 20 years. months. days.
Gustav Arthur, son of Gustav Adolf and
Barhadina NJ. Carlson. aged years. D
davs. and Lillian Mildred. daughter of
Gustav Adolf and Barhadina NJ. Carl
son, aged years. y days.
CHAFEE-Tn Boston. on the 18th inst,
Mary +. Chafce, widow OF Iechariah
Chafee, In the nth year OF her age.
CIrLLtON--Gn this city. the 18th inst,
Catherine. widow of Patrick Cullinn.
CULLEN--In Thornton. on tho llth inst.
Anastasia daughter Of Henry j.. and
Catherine Cullen.
HtfBBARD-In this city on the 1lth inst,
Patrick Hubbard.
HTLTON-In Pawtucket, the 10th inst.
Mary NJ, wife OF Samuel G. b'lton In
her SD year.
MCREADY--in this city. May II. Sarah
j. McCrcady In her ied year.
PIERCE-rn Pawtucket. r. T., on tho 18th
inst Ruth :. (Chadsey) Pierce widow
Of Daniel NJ. Pierce. in the S5th year
OF her age
SANFORD-Iu this city May 10. Mary
Elizabeth. wlfc-cf Albertus Sanford, In
the SD year OF her age.
wALKER-In this city. 1lth inst. Excy
walker. widow OF Thomas Walker. In
tho Soth year OF her age.
wtfrTAKER--In this citv ON thc t2'h
inst. william +. Whitaker. aged n
years.
WYATT-Tn this city. utn inst, RoNap-
nah wyatt. aged - years. ? mouthE
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-13
SMILES.

80 they sent your poem back?' said
the sympa thizing friend. Its too bad
That's what the editor said. .-Philadel-
phia Times.
'Is every hair in your head numbered,
grandpa 20 Yes. my child" "Well,
grandpa, you haven't got much Of a head
for figures. ."-Yonkers Statesman.
Husband-"I wonder what we shall
wear i'm heaven" Wife-"Well. ~ you
get there, John. | imagine most Of us will
wear surprised looks."-The Smart Set.
Mrs. Church--"Do YOU ever find any odd
change I'm your husbands trousers?" Mrs
Gotham-''Yes. the last pair he had made
has no pockets in them. '-Nonkers
Statesman.
Waterman (shaking his fountain pen)--
"You have no idea how easily these pens
run" His Neghbor applying blotter
10 his trousersl-'Oh, have al mixing
Harvard LC9poon.
"Thev used 10 burn widows in India
along with their dead husbands WHAT
happcns now?'' I'm the absence of fire
thew .pcrhaps go looking for matches. -
Philadelphia Times.
Father" said the little boy. what
does 'credulous dupe' mesn?" My son,
a means n man who leaves HIS umbrella
az homo because tho weather prediction
Is fair Washington Star.
Wife (to unhappy husband)-"I wouldn'i
worry. John IL doesn't do any good "a
borrow trouble Husband Borrow
troubled My dear. I'm not borrowing
trouble I've sot it to lend ''-Tit-Bits
'''rhiS story of yours" said the editor
IL would call A Poor Relation. But
said the author. there's nO such char
acter ln ft" No. but thats the char
acter of the story itself "-P philadelphia
Record
Forge" There goes that Jack Haltoi
out driving again. ! wonder M be- vii
sncceed in catching su heiress this YEAR,
Tentuu There a. me- reason why h'
shouldn't Iie has stylish trap. -rhn
adelphis Record.