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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

A man with marvellous mug
| Rode out OF Fort Scott on nag
He carried Il jug In n bag
| And many and many a swig
| Reposed IN that corptilent jug
! And cob fitted In as plug
| AS snug as snag in bog
The nag had wigglety Jig
Which churned up the jug In the Jug
And along by its side went Il dog
Which jiggled along in a Jog
With a narrative shaggy and sag
Which he YEARLY, warily wug.
o. That Jig, and that jog, and that jag
o! That jog, and that Jag, and that jug.
The man shouted "Whoa"--to the nag
Then took out the jug from the bag
Then took out the plug from the jug
And then from the Jug took jag
A terrible horrible jag
Which acted as quick as Il drug.
He shouted "Yip.yip'' to the nag
And dug in his heels with dig
And the nag who would never renig
Sprang off with the speed of stag
Then the man with n marvellous mug
Began vociferous brag-
"whoo-pee-- bird on crag
I'm a thief, and wolf and thug
I'm a bugeate hunting bug
0 l can hold more than kag
And | have Doodle and swag
That says that my grave don't get dug"
g,
To the front with yelp went the dog
And-shouting "Yip-yip!'' to the nag
Pell-mel with jug and the bag
Went the man with the marvellous mug.
And there In the road lny hog
As still as bum on a log.
Then down In pile went the nag
And the dog and the hog and the Jug
And that was the end OF the hog
And that was the end Of the dog
And vain were his efforts to wag
The narrative previously wug
And timber and limp ms rNg
In wad on his lug lay the nag.
And then the man with the marvellous mug
Rolled up like a cavalry flag
Done up like a family rug
Lay there with his head In the bag
And twenty feet Off stood the jug
The opulent, corpulent jug
Unframed, while the loyal cob plug
Held down what was left Of the jag
And this Is the song Of the jag
And the jug, and the jog, and the Jig,
And this is the song Of the nag
OF the nag that would never renig
And the dog and the hog and the bag
A song of the swag and the swlg.
-Ironquill In Topeka Capital,
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NOT A KJssER.

A st. Louis woman wants a divorce
because her husband never kissed her,
and because If there was any kissing in
the family she had to be the one TO do
1t. Hers is a sad case, and it will excite
deep and wide sympathy. In this coun-
try and In some other countries 1t Is
usual for a man to kiss his wife, and to
act as If he liked to do It, So usual
that a man who does not kiss his wife
and kiss her as If he liked to do it is
looked upon as a man whom ii were
base fiattery to call good husband
And yet there may be a poor defense
made for this st. Louis man. There are
places in this wide world where kissing
between man and woman is not looked
upon with such approval and done with
such fervor and delight as in this coun
try. Perhaps the st. Louis man doesn't
find kissing agreeable to him, and per-
haps he doesn't wish to sacrifice to love
in that way. Perhaps he may be fully
convinced that there are deadly mi
crobes in kissing. He may be so sure
of that that he can take no more delight
in kissing than he would In exposing
himself to the measles. And possibly
he may be 80 noble and so lofty in his
mind that he refrains from kissing be-
cause it Is too agreeable to him and he
doesn't want to form habit that will
enslave him.
Perhaps man who for any reason
doesn't like to kiss or is afraid Of kiss
ing ought not to be married if he knows
about kissing beforehand, but if he
marries honestly and then proves def
Gent in kissing perhaps his deficiency
n that line ought not to be cause for
divorce. A deficiency in kissing is GER
.ainly not as bad in husband as an
excess Of 1t.
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ever and wherever he chooses to speak.
There's isn't much popular prejudice
against a hereto nowadays.
NOT QUITE C1YILizED.

| 1t is generally known that the world
isn't quite civilized yet, in spite of the
| peace conference, Wall street, and
other civilizing agencies. And yet ii
is rather startling to read that Rev.
James Chalmers and Rev. oliver Tomp-
kins of the London missionary society,
together with the men in their party,
have been killed and eaten by New
Guinea cannibals. 1t was done by the
tribes of the Fly, the largest river
in New Guinea-tribes with whom DR..
Chalmers was well acquainted. DR..
Chalmers had been for more than thir-
ty years missionary in the South sea
islands, and he had done more than
any other man in the exploration Of
New Guinea, the largest island In the
world, except Greenland. He had sur
veyed the great mountains from 10000
to $4,000 feet high, for two hundred
miles parallel with the south coast, and
he had done more than any or all other
men to open the way for the now near
ly complete knowledge Of New Guinea,
while his great influence had secured
safety to those who came after him,
though 1t finally failed to save himself.
DR.. Chalmers was fully aware of the
practice of cannibalism among the ma
tiyes of the Flv raeion. in fact he had
been offered choice cut of human
flesh by chief who was an admirer Of
him, as the best meat he could give
him. He had described these cannibals
as rather a jolly set OF fellows"
BY and by there will be no literal
eating of men by men anywhere in the
world, but it is probable that even then
some men will absorb other men.
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HAVEN MORNING JOURNAL COURIER MONDAY MAY III 1901

! Beacon street schools. Philadelphia
| Press.
| Native--Awful polite policemen we
have here in Philadelphia. They always
speak to strangers.
Stranger-Yes; and tell them to
move n"-Philadelphia Record.
did you succeed in arousing any in
terest in your recent political CAM
pagn?"
Il did better than to arouse interest,""
answered Senator Sorghum. II manag-
ed to stir up few dividends. Wash
ington Star.
Miss Swagger-I don't think Miss
Marble ought to be permitted to sing
in our choir.
Mr.. Basso-Why, she has a lovely
voice!
Miss Swagger-That may be, but She
is wearing her last years hat trimmed
over.-Ohio State Journal.
Evidence.-"That child is going to
make a great golf player" said the
proud young father.
How can you tell?"
II was teaching him to walk his
morning and the first thing he did was
to toei as If he were about to make a
drive. Washington Star.
Thirteen at Table.-Mrs. Bob,
Charles, we can never sit down with,
thirteen at table.
Mr.. B.-Pshaw! hope you're MOI SO
supsrstitious as that.
Mrs. B.--No, Of course not: hut we
have only twelve dinner plates. APhlla-
delphia Evening Bulletin.
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An INTER EsTING HERETO.

| Professor George H. Gilbert, who has
been removed from the chair of New
Testament Interpretation in the Chicago
Theological seminary, will not be
burned at the stake. Once he might
have been, but they don't do that way
nowadays with advocates of lad
vanced views in theology" They brand
them as heretics, acknowledge and COM
mend their high character and send
them forth to grow in influence and
popularity That Professor Gilbert is
likely to be an uncommonly popular
hereto is indicated by the attitude of
the students of the seminary out of
which he has been politely put They
threaten to leave the institution prac-
tically in body if Professor Gilbert is
not reinstated They point to the fact
that the middle class has been reduced
from twenty-five to fifteen members
because he has been for some time sus-
pended as a teacher. OF these fifteen
at present constituting the middle class
all but one, it is said, are favorable to
Dr. Gilbert and only six, it is added,
will remain to graduate if his dismiss
sal is insisted upon.
We don't understand just how Profess
sor Gilbert is hereto, but We do per-
ceive that he Is an interesting hereto,
and as such will doubtless be able to
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EXTERNAL.

"You think she loves you them"
Think! My dear boy, how can she
help it?"--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ethel--You know l want husband
who is easily pleased.
Maud-Dont worry, dear That's the
kind you'll get.-Tit- Bits.
a misnomer up in Boston. Improper
fractions are not to be taught in the
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13
Pink yelling Dressing Gown.

Pink Yelling Dressing Gown.
This dressing gown is of pink veil
ing, draped down the side, with Wat
teau pleat behind. The large collar Is
of Venice guipure, and beneath 1t is
muslin scarf, with ends falling down
the front The garment is ornamented
with a Greek pattern border.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

change that title to Will Women
Study Greek?'" The element of "shall'
is unduly strong in Mr. Finck's whole
treatment of this subject.-Alice Stone
Blackwell in the Woman's Journal.
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ALE DARLINGTON PUBLISHING co
OFfsCE 400 STATE STREET.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CRY
Is CENTS A WEEK, so CENTS A MONTH,
s3 FOR Six MONTHS, 90 YEAR. The
SAME TERMS BY MAIL.
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An honest mans the noblest work of
God, and there Is occasionally one.
Five years ago Mr.. Zolliner a furni-
ture manufacturer. failed at Toronto,
paying his creditors IS cents on the
dollar and promising to llquldate bal
ance as soon as possible. Mr.. Zilliner
recently gave a grand banquet to his
creditors and paid them every sent he
owed.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

Andrew Carnegie says: 1T Is dis
grace to die rich" Tom Murray, a
prominent hat merchant Of Chicago,
says, 1T Is a disgrace to get rich," and
to avoid the disgrace Mr. Murray will
henceforth give half the proceeds of his
business to the poor and needy.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

The Iron Age notes that the high
price of copper has not in the past
year caused the expected large increase
of production. The mine owners have
continued to receive exceptional prof
Its, owing to the long time required to
open up new mines. According to Nor
ton & Co., of London, the worlds pro-
duction of copper in 1900 was 4S6, 6S4
tons, against 373363 tons in 1896 and
472,244 tons in 1890. Australia, Canada,
Chile, Mexico, Japan, Peru and Russia
are increasing their output, but the
United States still produces over S. per
cent. of the worlds copper product. The
demand for electrical purposes in 1899
advanced prices greatly at home and
abroad. Recently the demand abroad
has declined. Our exports, which We're
80 900 tons in the first six months of
1900, fell to 10000 in the second six
months, and are now declining
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

DIR. Emo Littmann, of Aldenburg,
Germany, has been called to Princeton
University to offer courses in Semitic
languages and also to take charge of
the Garrett collection of Semitic man
uscripts. He. will be ranked as an in
structor in the university and as a
member of the library staff Dr. Lift
mann Is one Of the very few scholars in
Europe who understand Abyssinian.
He has written verses in that language,
and in 1898 received the degree of Doc
tor of Philosophy from the University
OF Halle, at which time he presented
thesis on the Tlgre language, one of
the dialects Of Abyssinia. He Has
made several translations Of ancient
Jewish manuscripts and Abyssinian
scrolls in the converts of Palestine.
Last year DIR. Littman was a member
of the Syrian archaeological expedition,
with three Princeton men.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

The first recapitulation of the British
census gives the population Of England
and Wales as 32,525,716, gain Of $685.
1911 In the last decade, or 1914 per cent.
This is a better showing than that made
IN the previous ten-year period, where
the gain was only 3,O2S,0S6 or 11.65 per
cent. From the census of 1901 to the
one just taken is an even hundred
years. At the earlier date the .popula-
tion of England and Wales was $780,
$685. Fifty years later it had more than
doubled and stood at 17,927,609, and now,
after another f1fty-year period, it has
almost doubled again.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-05-13

Living representatives. Of four gener-
ations who all have the same birthday
anniversary are not frequently met
with. This is said to be true of the
family Of Mrs. Edith Ford, who resides
on d farm near Greensburg, Indiana.
She Is the great-grandmothe was born
in Scott county, Kentucky, and is now
eighty-slx years old. Her husband
died about ten years ago. Her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Lizzie 'Strawback, is f1fty-six
years old; the next representative of
the family is thirty-siX years old, and
the fourth member is three years cid.
Their birthdays all fall on July 9.
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+
It's an I'll wind that blows no good.
The destruction of the city of Jackson
Vile is most lamentable. but it will
undoubtedly prove in one way an adj
vantage, observed Florida man, now
on a northern trip, day or two ago.
The best hotel there was of wood, and
built many years ago to accommodate
tourists who came South in the win
ter. It was not hotel worthy Of
these modern times of city of that
size. From the standpoint of the ma
terial growth of Jacksonville the
sweeping away of so 4. many wooden
structures will mark an era for a more
Beautiful city,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-07-13

LEICHT 4 BARTHOLOMAE. Brew.
ers.
RUDOLPH BRAND, President United
States Brewing Company.
GEORGE w. KELLNER. Of Schmidt
brewing Company.
u. q. UIlILEIN. President Schlits
Erewing Company.
JOHN CUDAHY, Packer
MICHAEL CUDAHY. Packer.
LACKNER & BUTZ. Attorneys
GEORGE BURY. Attorney.
WILLIAM Woke. Attorney.
JURGENs 4 ANDERSEN. Wholesale
Diamond Merchants.
ANDREW @. LAUSTEN. Of the Lin.
sesd Oh Trust
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-07-13

PETERSON BROS. 4 CO.. Grain apS'
Commission Merchants.
JOSEPH AUSTRIAN, Of Leopold =
Austrian Transportation Company.
D. v. PURINGTON. Brick ManufacN
urer.
Fl. GRUSENDORF. Lumber Dealer.
RUDOLPH u. RHODE. Wholesale
Druggist.
JAS. r. McELROY, Of Jas. n. AcElroS
4 Co., Real Estate.
ALBERT T. OTTO. Capitalist
II. n. SHIELDING, Capitalist
THOMAS B. MARSTON, Attorney.
DOLESE & SHEPARD. Contractor
NJ. H. KlI/GALI.EN. Real Estate.
ALFRED KOHN. Wholesale Groess
4. J. J. MILLER. Lumber Dealer
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MOVE YOUR FACTORY
CHICAGO HEIGHTS.


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hand
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Chicago Hes aud others with for locations We 1000 land
Of edemandw
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

INJUNCTION DIsSOLvKD.-Mr. Q. q.
Carl o, one of the counsel for Donovan
ct al. vs. the Consumers Brewing Co.,
today received from Judge Nicol OF the
Circuit Court OF Alexandra, an opinion
disaolviDg the injunction recently
granted whereby the stockholders OF
the defendant company were epioined
from holding meeting and changing
the name OF said company and for the
transaction of other business. Judge
Nicol In dissolving the present ipjunc-
ton grants another which, In effect, &C.
complishes the purposes Of the first aud
enlarges it. The Judge in part says:
"In the above case | have decided TO
dissolve the Injunction heretofore grant.
ed with the exceptions that the defend
ant will be eDjoioed from increasing the
present indebtedness of the Consumers
Brewing Company, aud will be also
enioined from changing or attempting
to change the name Of the Consumers
Brewing Company, and Will also be en-
Joined from fore closing the deed OF trust
now existing against the Consumers
Brewing Company, until further order
of the court or Judge. Ninety days are
given the parties for appeal If they 80
DESIRE"
Mr.. @. G. Carlin, OF this city, and
Messrs. Lambert and Baker. of Wash.
ingtop, were counsel for the complain
ants, and MessIs. r. W. Moore, of Fair.
fax, aud L. A. Bailey, OF Washington,
for the defendants.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

HIGH MASONIC HoNoR.-Isaac M.
Csrper, Grand Master of the Grand
Lodge of colored Masons for the state
of West Virginia, with the unanimous
consent OF the Grand Lodge, with a
view OF more intimate and fraterDal in
tercourse between the Grand Lodge OF
Virginia, which would be calculated to
strengthen the bonds Of affection and
and tend to the unity, purity and in-
tegrity of the order, on yesterday APP
pointed Magnus l.. Robinson, of this
city, to be their representative at the
Most Worshipful Grand Lodge OF Vir.
ginia, at the city of Richmond, from the
Grand Lodge of West Virginia with full
power, warrant and authority to act
and appear for the West Virginia
Grand Lodge, and as special mark Of
confidence the said Grand Lodge con-
ferred on representative Robinson the
rank of Past Grand Junior Warden.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

MAKING THEM LEAvE.-Sergeant
Goods this morning was for time kept
busy in conducting nomads from the
gypsy camp out of the city, and 10 ex'
ercisinR proper surveillance 10 keeping
others from entering. Since the report
has gained circulation that smallpox
prevails among the gypsies, people ap.
prehensive OF the disease give them
plenty Of room when they see them
coming. A young man OF copper bue
with several unkempt children OF the
lazaroni type following, was caught
by the sergeant invading saloons and
other place.. He took the party In
charge and conducted them to the con-
fnes of the city. The man-whose
personal appearance was a cross be-
tween an organ-griader and scissors
arpener-sttempted to protest, but
upon surveying the sergeanps proper
tions and listening to the positive as.
surance that be would wind.up on the
chain gang If be refused to obey him,
sullenly turned and plodded towards
the northwest. Eleven of the gang were
banished.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

DEATH OF AN OLD CITIzEN.-Mr
James w. Graham, an old and we'll
known citizen, and gentlemen much
respected by large circle of friends
and acquaintances, died at his home,
on north Alfred street, last night from
pneumonia after an illness OF about five
DAYS. The deceased was an octogena.
rian, and celebrated his S0ih birthday
last March-on the the same day which
marked the anniversary OF the birth Of
our venerable Israelitish citizen, Mr.. L.
GeDzberger. Mr.. Graham was born 10
10 Alexandria, and his father will be
remembered by some whose locks have
been whitened by the SHOWS OF many
winters as wheelwright who bad biz
shop few feet north Of the Lutheran
Church, near where the subject OF this
notice died. The deceased in early life
was an apprentice to Mr.. Charles
Rooms, q cabinet maker, whose factory
occupied the site on which Mr.. b.
Wheatley's undertaking establishment
now stands. Having acquired his trade
he supplemented to it that of carpen'
ter, an occupation he generally fol-
lowed for the past half century. Mr..
Graham leaves one SOD. He was quiet
unobtrusive and methodical 10 deport-
ment and his familiar figure will be
missed by many among whom he was
always welcome.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

COMMITTEE MEETING. The joint
committee OF council on finance, gen
eral laws and streets met last night TO
consider an amendment to the ordi'
nance requiring the Mount Vernon cleo.
trio railway to pay 81 800 per annum to
the city for the use of Royal street dur.
Jog q period Of ten years. The ordinance
as originally passed by council contain
ed repeating clause. to which the rail-
way officials objected, claiming that 1t
vitiated the contract. The joint COM
mittes decided to report favorably on
the amendment, which repeats that
part OF the ordinance only. An amend
ment to the came ordinance practically
allowing the railway company to abolish
the car which runs through the streets
of this city only, was not considered by
the committee. Their report will be
submitted to the city council next Tues.
night,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

APALATIAL RESIDENCE. -Ex-Mayor
Straus's new residence, on Prince
street. near Royal, in which be moved
q few days ago. Is pronounced by all
who have inspected 1t to be one OF the
finest in the city, rejecting credit upon
the designer and the handiwork OF
Alexsndria mechanics. Mr.. Joseph +
Rodgers was the contractor, and work
vss done by the following artisans OF
fais city; Messrs. Gilroy & Howard
brick work; Charles Howard. Stat
ing; s. Cuvillier & Son, plump
ing; E. w. Starnell, paperlng; =. b.
Hughes, gas fitting; VIM. o. Tomlio,
painting; Thomas Hoy, timing; Q. f.
Thompson, electrical apparatus. The
house is furnished throughout in a
lavish though tasteful manner, and Is
fitted with every modern convenience.
The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs,
Strauss wish them many years of up.
alleged happiness amid their new sur.
goundiDgs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

PROPERTY SALES. Mr.. s. II Luni,
administrator, sold at auction todsy the
lot of ground and buildings thereon
situated on the southeast corner of KING
and Royal streets TO Mr.. w. L. Balm
for $1,000. Mr.. Balm, the purchaser,
has been occupying the main building
for some years pact as hardware store.
This Is the best property sale made 10
Alexandria for some time, but the price
paid Is no more than the property is
worth.
Capt. r. F. Knox cold today for the
commissioners, Messrs. G. O. Csrlin and
]. K, NJ. Norton, the lot OF ground on
the south side of King street near Lee
3l3 by 50 feet to Mr.. ]. NJ. Hill for
1900. The other property offered by
the above mentioned sulioneers for sale
was withdrawn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-04-20

The MISSING MAN.-Iuspector Board.
man OF the b. & o. X. r., has received
no reply 10 his telegram to the chief oil
police OF Grafton, w. Va, asking for
information regarding the unknown
man killed at that place by falling from
q moving train. Some thought the body
was that Of d. B. Hurley, formerly
freight agent OF the B. u u. Z. R., at
this place. Very few, however, enter.
tanned such belief. Mr.. Hurley lived
at 800 south Washington street, and his
disappearance is shrouded 10 mystery.
Inspector Boardmsn received Q tele.
gram from the Grafton, West Virginia,
authorities today explaining that the
man who wss killed there recently var
Thomas Doyle, whose home was 10 In,
diana. and not D. P. Hurley.l