The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-13
Toine side
: Remarks

The case of Charles Katz, who is want
ed on tWenty-seven indictments, is evil
IDENTIFY one of too much, rather than too
many katz.
The argument that man is the superior
creature, because woman has never in
vented anything new in the domestic
line, was clearly proven yesterday by a
man who lighted a fire with Denzine,
For rapidity and certainty the result
was far in advance of the ordinary do
mestic's kerosene method. This process
also has economy in its favor as there
can be no after funeral expenses.
Another genius, whose greatest demerit
was that he failed, drank quart Of
kerosene and was arrested by an inter
fering police officer, as he was trying to
set fire to the oil by holding a lighted
match in his mouth. The policeman might
better have minded his own business.
Senator Bard says the real danger to
the irrigation bill is the danger of a dis
agreement among its promoters. Does
he mean as to the brand, or to the NUM-
Der of the irrigations necessary or de-
sirable?
The Fulda Republican says that sit
is next to impossible to deny Van SAINT
the denomination" Granted, dear frind,
granted, and this seems to be the subject
most worrying the local G. O. p. and
the question for debate is whether it is
better to give a man what is coming to
him rightfully, and suffer defeat at the
polls or rather is it better to snatch the
prize wropgfully and bestow it on one less
likely to be swamped, and thus to save
the credit of the 6. o. p.
The board of control is again in all the
agonies of a wrestling match with an
obstinate meat dealer who stupidity re-
fuses to see the real good gained by
paying out the Minnesota taxpayers mon
ey to Chicago dealers for the Minnesota
state meat supplies. The last time the
board INDUCED in a controversy of this
sort it will be remembered was with
L. futile, of Faribault, meat dealer, who
was prevented from bidding because the
board profeSsed to have run out of
blanks, this time it is j. o. Billings,
butcher, of Fergus Falls, who irrever-
emily dares to criticise the board, and
boldly asserts that his bid was lower
than that of Armour, the successful con-
tractor. Incredible as it may appear, the
board of control in reply publishes the
figures! And this is the very self-same
board that, out of a tender regard, SO
they declared for the bidders, refused
positively to publish the prices paid the
out of state dealers. Seemingly it de-
ponds whose toes are trodden on whether
that sacred rule passed by the board
shall be fractured or not.
The submarine torpedo boat Fulton,
which takes dives of it's own account at
inopportune times may be fittingly de-
Scribed as automatic.
The apparent end and aim of the Re-
publican senators at Washington is to
legislate the Democrats off the face of the
earth
Mexico offers a paradise to the fakir
The congress there has just passed a
law allowing "all the professions free ex-
ercise.''
That able fletionist, as DR.. Burton would
say, who describes his heroine as having
a far-away look in her eyes and a yieteri-
Gus curl on her lip. is earnestly advised
to present the lady with shaving set for
Christmas.
1t is not at all surprising that strained
relations are reported between Chile and
| Argentina. 1t is doubtless owing to