Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-31

Mr.. DOoley on Some
Political DEVELOPMENTS
By Dunno Copyrighted 1901 by Robert Howard RUSSELL
1888

sss . sSsT@s5s'fs
th'-divvle he calls tn sthreet he lives
in their own language. With this gall
liant leader at tn head iv our ticket,
we can be assured iv a success that
will name that all corruption undher
two-dollars am all unlisted vice will be
fearlessly punished So let u.s. he saws.
to our wurruk. promise We that tn
mornin' IL Decinltcr sixth. which am
Informed be tn sicrcty is ilict!on day,
will ind me tn first man to vote al
Newport to crush out this octopus
which Is sthranslin' our noble city, he
says. 'Dillygates.' he saws. will be
furnished With sims tx pa-aper tellin'
what precinct they live in be til, man
at tn dute, he saws.
An tn CAMPAIGN opeas. er-ra,t
nanny organiZatiops rallies ,r.ro,,n,l
tn standard iv ~ prnNUssar nnos
nis-J. -o'shaurhnessv. Nonin ls.t . -f.r.
Sheriff assocyation, an, In, Can.t-Cas.
sidy- Breas-In association. am III
NawthiN -Has-t'ome This Wny So.
Here Goes assocyation. an, M Amt
TIL Germans-G oin'-to-Get Annything
aE'-itidder assocyatton. They'se amy
quantity IL orators-an' none SO con-
vincia' as Tityrus I. Wooley. If anays
van speak ks iv a .limmycra, az. a raw
n
His side whslkers cur,s up at tn suv
gest!on iv vice. THOUSANDS goes TO hcns
lis clane cut, incisive orations ag.,in
LIN choo a N despotic rei-a iy Tamm'ny.
Afther Tityrus Il. Woo,ey gets through
ii.lkin' they's not q man in tn party
wud take an office onless he'd vo,nJ
again his own candvaate FIR prisidint
nj Taste twiet. Raypublicans goes home
en- burns up TIL letther Abraham Lin.
~
Gratis speak liz Jefferson am Jackson
undhcr their breaths. They'se pitchers
" Tityrus Y. Woolev as tn scoorea ~
Croker in TIA pa-apers an iyry time he.
open his mouth. tn, pool rooms closes
1T begins TO look as though Tityrus ~
Mooiey was NOT .oin' To lave enonph
l.. Tam,n'ny Hall f'r meal ticket.
III throub,c.
Who's tn worst iv tbimg saws he.
.N-co,cy' snvs tbey .vYh.t does he
want?' Hes in favor. Nv nnn-nartisan-
shin i'm poIlytic. Put What does he
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