New-York tribune., 1901-12-28
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

\ strong sense OF the propreties the part Of a
provincial clergyman ot England responsible
for a curious entry IN the programme OF an organ
recital not long ago. There lived a composer
who used TO call himself Clemens non Papa, 10
avoid confusion with the Pope OF the same name.
In his programme the organist had included piece
by this composer. but the vicar. looking over
the proof. thought the name terribly ribald. he
Instantly altered IL TO Clemens Junior.
thoss s co9Re 69Re my Ess @ Ss H 9nY s some OF
Frien[-I hope you don't intend to smoke those
Jokesmith-No; but might make enough salahle
phia Record.
The Cleveland Bartenders Union attended
church in body last Sunday evening. and the
members were pleased the reception accorded
them by the pastor that many OF them promised
70 attend the services regularly.
sp's5talpslng story comes t50R til. French
R ' Peesap q ~ ros 6ss MRo 'as as tes to 9s t
monastery OF the Grapde chartrease; ha6itaiiOn
me story runs that the princess dressed herself
II m boys 9n % 4ns se @rs oRenea ReT 20 @ 70
and the prince sent his card 10 The father superior
with line 10 the effect that he was accompanied
by friend Jus; a. they were & s6oa. 70 m9ss
Rs Rs Se 81 hs woaa IKE to hs e d
his friend" Going upstairs they we're received BY
q h 4 "a an e bs o of SRe snsRG Tue S
the fact that the monk kept gazing sharply at her
man. at the same time throwing al her large
pear The princess was stsItled and thrown com,
grab up her skirt the absence of which she over
smiling and said; with great srayits; Y beg yogT
Peroon naoTI. nI' Ist'Ts 80 1s,, o5,,s4A - r5f
The prince has finished his inspection. And out
rom the room With most elaborate politensss-
youths Companion.
letter came TO Washington the other day ad-
dressed to The Black Eagle. II c" There are
two Black Eagles" IN Congress One IS De
Grafrenreid Of Texas. the Black Eagle % the
Piney Woods: the other is Senator Clapp, Of
Minnesota. the Black Eagle OF Fergus Falls. The
House postmaster got the letter first and gave =
70 De Granenreid- 1t belonged 70 him.
Say the girls father called tom above stairs
You're 5ish' Responded the y0gng man ,s gho
sure enough-its simply heavenly y'-(Phi!adelphia
Melrose Park. Chicago suburb has new club
popularity known as the Pig Club The tie that
binds the members together is common liking for
what used 10 be called in Indiana hog hxn's"
The president OF the Melrose Park Savings Bank.
Ferdinand Dunnebecke. is president OF the club
We shall hold sessions each week he says. and
pork will be the meat served. Between times
too We Will eat other meat than pork"
I suppose you realize that you are now at crit
ical period in your career" said the friend
Il am kept awake wondering which Of the old Old
to make me the hero of'-5washington star
The London Globe" tells a story OF a visit paid
by an American 10 the Niagara Skating Rink. in
London. not long ago He watched the performers
for some time. and then he turned 10 his compan-
ions and host. "WaaI." he said, I've seen our
Niagara. and now I've seen yours. Our show is
very fine and imposing, but l guess your falls are
more amusing"
Cctc .{o,,
OF my picture that made me so mad said the
artist; but his manner was so insulting. He isn't
NO" said his friend. but he certainly has a
-.That's right. for it didn't take long to DO
little imPressionis;c work in black and blue it
Philadelphia Press
Governor Durhin OF Indiana has declined TO re-
the annual report of the board OF control of
the State Soldiers Home and has returned IL for
revision. because several pages are devoted as II
is reported. to biographical sketches OF members
OF the board, headed by General James r Car
nahan, together with their pictures sufficient 70
NIL several pages. The Governor feels that the
State should not be saddled with the extra expense
entailed By this rather unusual addition TO
State publication.
What we want said the First Patriot. lis
u should say So" agreed the Second Patriot
Why. Heller promised me $50 for my influence in
me more than SO."-(Baltimore sun.
The Ottawa CKan) Herald" thinks that there
the elements of tragedy in the following let
ter. picked up the OF that town the other
day, and anyway II is intensely feminine;
Friend Roy: I viii write you a little note this
evening 10 tell you ! have decided no. TO keep
regular company with any boy while I am in
school. for / make use OF my school time
while and. besides. have desire TO go with
one boy all the time. anyway So you needn't come
any more at present. but can stl be friends and
! expect you can find some one you ike better
anyway. and so can l. You needn't answer this.
Your everlasting friend"
The Social Student-I have noticed that the men
who discover the workngrans grievances are not
the who work.
The Workingman-Of course not. II is because
they do not have 70 work that they ind time TO
look up grievances which oshervhse noboLy might
discoyer.-sBoston Transcript