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NGflCE--rh That the partuershIn ~ 49,
son Sabonngl has Deen dissoIvsd' a.s
sahoungi. tho operator manager Is auu
toueher Of the said hrm. has onensa
Nnr sl class photeeraph gallery al a67is
nam street above Norris Bros WI ~
he VIII be pleased 70 have the o,d ~us .,,
toners call as we'll as the new yo,s.
respectfully, 2 G. saboungi i'ass
THE Beard sS so, e il,IHusrmacy win meet An.
70 examine applicants Tor rsr,a, street,
A. 2. kie1lins. Reg. 'Ss'soa, tn,
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SECRET SOCIETIES.

CALLED communication Of
a GRAY Lodge No 329. A. +. and a,
IN NJ, tonight at o'clock for work
G3fT,SR in the g. A. Degree. Members
NN az Holland Lodge No. ! and 50.
iourning brethren are cordially
Invited TO attend. :,
j. r. Cade Secretary
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WANTED--A reliable man to attend horses
and yard; will pay good wages for good
man; references must be first class no
hurry to I'LL position but will take the
right man at once. Address 444. this
OlnGo. 10
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WANTED Address Of gentleman and lady
going to Fort Worth, also couple to Den.
yer. X. Royal, general delivery, Houston,
Texas. l3
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MANIED-Active young man to take in
terest In established real estate and fire
insurance business at good interior point:
stenoerapher ana typewriter preferred
Address 1920 this ottice II
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AGENTS WANTED.

ACTIVE agents with conveyance 10 handie
stereoScopeS and views. Fronts SIS to
500 per month. American Stcreosccpic
20 Parls, Te1as. u
AGENTS WANTED-Fast seinnS subscrip-
ton books. Southwestern Book Co,
aeoAteA' 81
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MADAM NTAOLO, East Indian scientific
paluist clairyoyant; $40 Fannin, mo
Slgn1 -
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MONEY TO LOAN on good siy i, II
or residence property a. p IN + ! "a u
cent interest. Pye q 70, Va
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WANTED--Fir class all round implement
man. none but experienced need apply.
Address II, A. Perlstein Beaumont,
Texas. IL
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STOCKS BOUGHT and 500 J, x
Houston Stock Excnangs Ssrrr,'
handled on commlsslon, h,,IiiIsf
Robinson, brokers. Wilson 01l-.-s
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y" a. tll-A salesman at once: must UNI
uers'and dry goods and groceries, A ] ref.
Nrehce required; state wages wanted
Nllte to Landas Cut Price Store, lIal.
LslsHIle, IeNas. IL
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LIFE INSURANCE policies 0sJ'Ip' ] j
or loaned on at low rates l ;usa.l5.
Mgr, 1915 Texas aVenu'i
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NoTlCE-Notioe is hereby given that a
sPecia' meeting, OF the stockholders Of
me atstin and Northwestern Railroad
Of directors to assemble at the general
ouice OF the company in Alstin. Texas AZ
10 o'clock a. m. on the 10th day az An
gust llpl, Tor the purpose If authorlz
ing and providing for the sale Of thr
railroad OF said company extending from
ne city 81. Austin. IN Travis county To-
It's franchises and appurtenances Ia M
Houston and Texas Central Railroad com
pany. c. r. Reilly, secretary. siam
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NOVICE 10 CoNTRAICi'TIT0iiiRS---s-.1..,
posals will be received III $500 ~ Is /:
ana members of the police ~ ~. -
~ O'Clock Noon, Septelnies ~ a
tne office of the clerk az X. sttA
az Lake Charles CalcasIen , poaA
Tor the remodeling ami ad Va psla'
parish court house plans NV
lions can he seen after Auers.
office Of the above clark ans y ( u
oI X u, Steele, Houston, Tel,s n
the Dallas and Shreveport eit~, I
James Reilly Gordon Co. M.
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WANTED-Tw or three experienced sales
men for territory in and about Houston
10 solicit the gin and mill trade for Il
speciality well and favorably known; a
good paving proposition is offered. See
Wells. Bristol hotel. 10
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PERSONAL.


LlST Of ANSM EllS--
TO advertisements remaining In the CT
fee OF The Post for the week ending
Saturday. August 10:
bOl; 1852 Bartell Place, 26Of; 200; t423;
6430; 4430; 21S0; 26so; 1908 24o3; 2io3 i,9;
2OSO en- 1850 ~, 44s0 ~; 26TS ~ 1858
12J: 2679 1N; 44To: 4404. ALSO ~; PESO
Isl; 20s0. 2705: Engineer: 266l; 2605;
Fahu 625: 2705 1892; 2U07 1882, 265i !,
732; 44S3 i7) II. 60; 260S 49,; 265S 90;
w. H. Hudson Home; 295S; Ass 2y58
t2l; 4433 (2l; 2029; 1854 80; 80 ~, 266o
l2l; 4485; 2se0; 2TS5; 1856; 26S0; 2d6i 20;
44s7; 44d8 2G3s t3l; 2G0s CD, 2d5S l2l;
448S i2); PISS; 2943; 1888; 2613; 4i83;
AGO tTl 2Bi4 (3l; 2690, 261; 24sg; 261a,
4465 49,. 2600 80: AGO Oh; 2665 sl2l;
Mrs. wTlnkIer 49,; 2700 10; 26l3, 1856;
44l3: 2I10 ~; 2i16 2T17 t2l 1852 4492;
1860: 44ls; 4ia3; pa 81; 444 (3l 2T4a %;
zoIp; 1884 2I04: 44i0; 1896; 3T4 e.; 4l2l (;
AZ; 2642; 269I: Vaudeville, 2623 (5l; 2bi3;
1888; 264S; Mrs. Mabel Wilson; 26Ssi .iDS;
26I3; 4473 e.; 374 G. ~; 29iD; 10000 go;
PTS (9)
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TWO competent statesmen for clothing and
general line of goods must come well
recommended. Address 599S, this office.
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WAN1ED-For United States army, able.
bodied unmarried men, between ages of
u aud So citizens of United States. Of
good character and temperate habits, who
ran speak, read aud write English re.
crults specially desired for coast and neld
9it lerF For Information apply to Re
cutting Officer. Shaw building Houston,
TpSas.
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W4NTED--A womnn to cook, wash and
iron; good wages and room to an In
dustrious woman. Apply at Powhatan
Indian village, foot of Trinity street IL
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NAN IEn-Three experienced travelling
statesmen to represent us in Southern
Eastern and Middle Texas: only men
thoroughly posted in dry goods need ap.
Ply g. A. Mistrot COG and COS Main
street Houston. II
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BIDS AND pPooos

! HS,v,pI,DDSSALS FOR PRTV-s.--- -
SUPPLIES. Sc alea LIMITING ~,
me undersigned padulcsals si' t
MOVING printed forms lqgulssl,,
psieS Tor the use N W and s,tsi 3
% Hcuston, win ba sns prhEt h.
lrinsed noon moor, Tuesday, A nsva y b
,o 81, ,,,e, Sun teachers , nos,s ssi
are n,omtniy reports IL tn IIggl,'s h .
enrotii ny ron 1000 trarsfs, Vo, y, p <,
e e,i.' backs: assl 'si caiai; h
US Tor grades; 300 rene ,spofis I /,
~, hlgn school, 1000 KIN s,'.s q VI
200 records for scholars M,io1 IA.
ovV records Scholarships mpA I'M Il
sSs ohs scholarship, AZ, yaq al
scnool; 100 >eeor1s scehs. Ira (.
term, High School; s,aSov ' i,
81 iets TO PACKAGE utvI,4p Package \
~ COPIES ann lll school 81 .e.l's ~
io'oNo report caids. nns afgaat y N
,,vv;msV report cards. n nrrIn,'A III n.
t toVv report cards, HIeb" IL s.ai q
term; 1000 report cas sn c.hoo ~
nrst term; 1900 enSs'esrs hlsa "a
superllltepdent's Office ~ IN QiAai Y
Schhoi s,,n SIZE, superiutenden1ss' V}
co e1Ji suppEes-l case Of wh,,.
wood saIs no grit; 100 doren (.
a muou, ieiI dustless eraser ,a ~" a ails
p ,,pii,, 200 Packages uansl ~ "A
raa{,er' '2VV sheets 10 packar@s' 4 m
ei niIons INK Sanford Of StaI Stain, w "
eiai writing fluid. Hsrd~us~,a s'11|
10. i o,strlng brooms } 'SasA n
busters, IL inches Is do.su vssa "a
WaIe' with small chains "a w
ieeW w. ii. lghthouse Il s,s
mltlee on supplies. sna'inn
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MONEY 10 LOAN ,oI.n,,l lDIPII srs
city property or iInpFwS,e" ". Nl
Khan building, Houston -,
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RUCKERs SOUTHERN TONIC-The cure
for chlls and fever, malaria and jaundlce.
For sale by all druggists. S.1A
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OH sToCKS-Good oil h. s
ing offered at great u, oa' T ill W
members Of the Hcuslo 'lIs, y 81
orders. VIM. B. hlns
TnNns - z
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WANTED-rhree good camp cooks on East
kin, Texas. 20
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Statesmen WANTED = TO carry rapid
selling side line for us in Southern Texas
Five per cent commission One telescope
southern shoe Co. Waco Texas. Il
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TREASURY DEPARTMENT, oface q,
tomptroller of the Currency Washing.
satisfactory evidence presented to ny
uehuefslgned, u has been made to appear
mat the MERCHANTS National bank ~
county Of Harris. and State OF Te4as
has mas complied with, ali the provisions ~
lne statutes OF the United States ra.
ASSOCIATION shall be authorized 10 conn
ms S,' The business Of banking. ~ eon
co NOV; LIE therefore, ], Charles G. Dawes
certify that the Merchants Ns,Innun ny ~
6sn ne 81 houston in the city Of Houston
Texas. Is authorized 10 commsncs or
business OF banking as provided IN sa ne
United States. 'u'es OF the
In testimony whereof witness M, 49,
ana the seal Of office this ilth a.. uan1
June l.Vl, CHAS. G. DAWES "
comptroller OF The Curreney 81.
smarter number kSSl - o-A1
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COIpRED boy wants \ Job Of any klnd.
Gan or address 51t Washington avenue.
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WANTED TO RENT.

Experienced GARDENER wants to
lease small tract Of land close 10 town.
uiaoer land preferred, please state terms.
WANTED-To rent nice cottage In Third
OF Fourth ward close In. Address 442S.
thls ofnce. rs
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FINANCIAI1-lIave money 70 ~, n
property: have good properly "a
have customers with casn Y III
property or lands E. MosEoMa I
PIG Main street
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$4,000 TO LOAN On ~ ,9a e q.
residence propetY interest. ns.,
l Sy1ts II Fs atssigs 8, e dfI.' ais
money. Apply 70 -
81 raat -----r--1----r-
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SIX or seven-room house between now ana
18th; modern improvements good neigh,
borhood: stable and buggy hsuse. Call
or address bol Biax. ~
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WANTEDA Grst-class bookkeeper and
ofhce man; must be accurate and com
peient; state age and experience; give
references. II any. Address The G. w
Deaton Company, Eagle Lake, Texas. II
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Salve; plenty testimonials, soc box, ~
Lewyn's. 401 Main. corner Preston. y
btSlNFECT premises with Chioro Naphtho-
lenm; superior TO carbole acid 25c bottle.
at Lewyns y
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$4,000 TO LOAN e eu u:s
Si M and extend yepd4o,.sa u b i. ~:
monthly payments; .I LSes kssesi
ney for fl taIanston NaIion@sI Az d
nee, oyer lis! nyu Houston, i'l-
d rolIar TI"s Special agent
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good bridge carpenters
Inquire at yards. c. L. -Crandall, Texas
Wy. II
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HOUSTON HEIGHTS OFFICE. 80 MAIN
street. controls nine tenths OF all nnsu;i
Houston Heights lots, Our prices are
lowest aud terms the best 10 be had
JOHN A. MlLRoY. Agent n
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WANTED-Up-to-date hustiing travelling
salesman acquainted with West anil Cen.
tral Texas trade, for wholesale grocery
house good salary to the right man Adj
dress No. All, this Office Ii
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maq as hotel clerk day or night. Hrst
class references. Address 1894, this office.
80
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HELP WANTED.

WANTED-A good dairy hand to drive
wagon and milk; must be rustler and
honest. Good proposition to the right
man A. j. Halbers, Bryan Texas, -
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WANTED AT ONCE-A hrst-clnss meat
cutter; must come well recommended
Apply j. S. Kuhn, 34OG Harrisburg road
10
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WANTED-A registered druggist with good
references; satisfactory compensation
Apply 497 Sabine Pass Ave. Beaumont
leNas. %
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WANTED-An experienced colored hotel
runner to go TO trains. Apply at once
Hotel Bristol. IA
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WANT ED-Competent boy to feed press at
Ludtke's Printing office. az San Jacinto;
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BY RELIABLE middle aged white man
position as night watchman in or out of
the city for hank cotton compress. oil
Waterman. Good references given al.
dress Waterman, p, o. Box 10, Houston.
Texas III
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FINANcIAL.

ACTIVE or silent partner With
drug business, IL nei cent slla.,
Address 5000 this office.
$4,000 TO Lend on Houston pirps
cgcrts. VIM W. Anderson ll9I|
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I WANTED-BrIdgc ana plledrlver men on
East Texas railroad. Apply ON work at
Lufkln, Texas 20
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TWO Industrious boys age Is or ~. Apply
al once 10 11ls Preston avenue. ID
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OPIUM, morphine. whisky habits cured In
10 days; no pain or Injury to patient; no
pay until cured; deposit your money In
bank, pay us when cured; our method OF
treatment most successful known to med
ical science; our institution up 70 date
especial care given lady patients: home on
car line 3 miles from center of city which
lnsures privacy; best references. all cor
respondence confidential. Address The
Matthews Home" 800 Day Ave, West
End San Antonio Texas n
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WANrED--At once, cook and dish-washer
at STUDIES Point, 1908 Washington gooee
Mages mid. ~
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WANT COLUMNS

Per word, one sertion----.------ 10
Per word. -FOUR consecutive lnser.
tiers ------ ---------- %
Per word. seven consecutive insor-
tions-- ------ -------- $500
Per word. each consecutive inser-
ton. ten times or more--------'-<o
These rates are net; no agents oom-
nnlssor allowed.
NO ADS TAKEN FOR LESS THAN Zee
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"AN l.D-At once, painter who Is a
W nle Z. p. Ericsson, I'll Campo, Texas. 20
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JUntsl btHumOnT, ItNHs 10
WHITE LABORERS WANTED SIS
per day, nine hours no transporta-
ton furnished Board can be obtained in
Fort Arthur for $500 per week. Ritter
Conley Mfg. Co., building j VI. Guffey
g.. 5oOGo barrel oil tanks, Port Arthur
Texas. IL
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IVUh WanIeU ZUI d Branc1. Is
WANTED-TWo Mattresses City restau
rant 552 Orleans street Beaumont,
Texas 10
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MlLLlNEk wishes position; experience ana
references. Address box a, this office.
-
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BOARD AND ROOM.

NEATLY furnished south rooms with hest
Of board nj reasonable rates: permanent
and table boarders solicited, 1i13 Travis.
N
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LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY

LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY
HAVE JUST received one car load OF
well broken horses for sale cheap al
the Southern Stables, 10 Milan street.
G.. q. Elson 10
TGR SALE CHDAP-An extra fine 1916
Jersey bull calf. eight months old, solid
color large and handsome price sis.
Groom & Hodges. Wharton. Texas. Is
LARGE gray horse l6 hands high, guar.
anteed To be a good driver and absolutely
afraid of nothing; also tIolstein COW Civ.
lug two gallons Of milk; also two bull
calves one Holsteln and Jersey and one
Holsteln and Devon: all cheap; inquire
21l5 Gentry street, 9th ward. 10
ONE good talking parrot cheap; also Young
double yellow head and red head. n.
Mailer. 914 Congress-. l3
FOR SALE-~Three hundred steer yearlings,
For prices etc, apply to Harrison n
McGill Flatonls. Iexas ~
FINE JERSEY COWS, fresh in milk al
WAYS on hand, also bull kept for service.
r. RI Keyworth Polk aud Crawford. Il
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MARVELLOUS bench hand. one machine
hand, one laborer and a boy. Apply ia
tvords mill Fifth ward AZ
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WANTED-A good cook Tor bonrding
honse: S45 per month; expenses paid.
Lakeside Sugar Refining Co., Lakeside,
TeSas. ~
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WANTED Mlddle-aged woman as house
keeper; reference required Addres 44sU;
this Office ~
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EXPERIENCED lumberman wants lumber
iard 20 manage, or as travelling salesman
or buyer Reference furnished, 32l Ten
ana Texas Ii
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SITUATIONS FEMALE.

~ IAIION as landlady In hotel wanted
ny lady with two boys, and 4: can give
The best reference Address f. g. F
Houston Heights Texas. IL
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lMlLLlNER Experienced trimmer WIs7e-
position for fall season; best references
fnrnlshed; HOO this office. iS
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. room waiter at once.
Mike Genera, 412 Main street. Ii
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100, ~ Tor employment September L.
t'e ~ 70 DO work in lawyers offlee and
,r,o ne court house; ana must be indus.
,id 9Sss, reliable and sober Address, men
S-la. Ie1as 10
~ sN,alEl,,-Market gardener: married man
RlSlerrea. ADDRESS 1855, this office 10
"sAsnlED AT ONcE--Twenty- 1--WE good.
e an aole-bodied white men to work
Rlpe line, 81, 50 so per day. Come 10
~ SABINE and East Texas Paw day ard
saca moatA. Il. II. sterrstt 4 Co. u
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WANl ED-Lady clerk; must have good
memory and knowledge of books and
an.h0rs, Box G35, Houston. IA
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a MIDDLE AGED man wants work as
stock keeper or make himself useful at
any work speaks English and German
Apply to lo2 Hamilton street IL
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BOOkKEEPER and steuographer desires
position: experienced; can give hest Of
references familiar with German Ian
guage. Address 26T5. this office IL
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-01-18

From the Philadelphia Record.l
The property owner is known by his
deeds.
When a man pawns his watch he has
no time to spare.
The favOritei song Of the miner is:
MY dream OF life is ore"
The owl may be wise, but the crow
never does any thing without caWs.
Some women who look we'll in black
would go In mourning for a canary
bird.
BlObbs-"That felIow~has a faraway
look in his eye" SlObbs-"Yes; he's
near sighted"
When it comes to victims, the conf
dence man doesn't believe in attempt
ing to do the same thing twice.
Tommy-aPop, what is a consensus
Of OPinion?" TOmmy's Pop-"Well
Chicago usually furnishes a CON Gen.
sus."
No, Maude, dear; the man with the
red nose who said he had just nipped
three fingers was probably not a canni.
bal.
Chollie-"I made that rude fellow
apologize for calling me an impudent
puppy" Freddy-"Bah, Jove! What
did he say?" ChOllie-"He said be
would take back the adjective"
First Waiter-sThat man over at the
corner table is an awful kicker" Sec
Ond WaiteT-'Yes; he complained the
other day because there were no pearls
In his oysters" First Waiter-"And
now he wants to know what we mean
by removing the diamonds from his
diamOndback terTapin."
81 dare you Just to kiss mer'
Exclaimed the pert young miss.
81 never take dare, - he said,
And so III take the kiss"
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Kansas for gush, geysers and gall!
"Gov. Stanley took the oath Of Office
and kissed his wife" says a recent To
peka press dispatch. How beautiful,
how affectionate! Ralph Burton re-
Gently delivered his speech Of accept
ance Of the caucus nomination for
United States senator, ''in the presence
of his wife" The wife is the better
half, if this were not automatically
correct, computation Of the value Of
integer would be an impossibility.
There is the husband, for instance,
Of Mrs. John Q. Royce; and, Charley,
the spouse Of MOIIie z. Lease who has
ceased seeking a release. Reeder has a
sister, "born in the wrong time of the
mOon," but we don't know a burned
thing about Reeder's wife. He may be
bach. It is supposed that Dan Dyer
has a wife, but information is lacking
whether, when Dan got to be assistant
sergeant at arms, he kissed his wife or
nOt-the special solicitor for the great
est Kansas daily is frequently absent
from the bosom of his family. If he
neglected this important courtesy to
his better half it was in very bad form.
Nothing but intervening distance can
contribute to an acceptable excuse.
Abe Ellis, doubtless, before he assumed
the judicial ermine, initiated the ex-
ample Of his creator and attended to
this very important detail Of official
knight errantry. Let the good work
go on.
The national W. @. T U. has decid-
ed that kissing is an intOxicant; yes,
a rather mild one. But don't worry
about it ever being reached by either
Mrs. Nation or the strong arm of the
prOhibitOry law, ex prOpriae vigOre. 1t
viii take an act Of congress and
both Ralph Burton and Chester I
Long would fight it to a stand still
The physicians say there's microbes in
it; but no microbes, no doctors, no
medical colleges. But, besides, it's the
fad nowadays for the successful pOIiti-
clan and the small fry statesman, when
he scores a coup d'etat, to kiss his
wife. As long as these good things
are confined to the immediate mem
bers of the family a Iong-sufering
public viii endure the exposure and
not call for quarantine.
These outbreaks are natural. It's
Kansas Kansas the Sun1ower state
Kansas kissed by the sun and the lam
bative hot wind; it is another form Of
hot air: Kansas befOgged by dust
storms, the home Of the blizzard, the
playground of the cyclone; it is climat-
ic and climacteric; it cannot be helped;
1t is epidemic, it Is esOteric. In. spite
Of the moraliZing Of the lady phiIOso-
piers and the dispositions of the
it must go on. Bitter par
tisans viii spoon in the same political
bed, and Cy Leland and Burton viii
speedily kiss and embrace each other.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-01-18
LaBIaIfche.

J. B. Moore sold three fat hogs at
GOOdlsnd Tuesday to Q. E. Swarts
They netted him S37.
There was no school at LaBlanche
Monday and Tuesday owing to the
teacher, Miss Hattie Graham, being In
GOOdland with her mother, who is i'll.
Miss Grace Barnett intends to re-
sumo her duties as teacher of the
DOerfer school next week. She has
been sick at her home Ia GOodland aud
Miss Cecil Sigman has been in charge
of the school.
J. B. Moore, the village blacksmith,
has received a lot Of repairs for dis
aOled wagons in this vicinity. He will
repair them at once
Nearly all of the stOckmen report
the arrival of winter calves.
z. HulstrOm has his storm fence
about completed.