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places. ard the dove Of peace see1Ad
TO have settled down upon the mesSen-
gers desk and fallen asleep.
Next came . communication srous
the House. advising the Senate Of us
readiness 10 adjourn sine die and Mr.
White moved TO take the same ac.s II.
appoint q committee TO act with ike
committee " the House and have the
Acting Governor informed Of this fart
The motion vas seconded By Mr. kshi-
lima
transformation Immediately took
place The erstvhile peacefully dog
ing dove gathered its wings together
for action and sought refuge at the
annex Cecil Brown suddenly recol-
lected that he had an liberated tooth
that needed a gold lining Mr. Brown
diver for his hat and made a rapid
descent for the lower floor. Almost at
the same time Mr.. Carter came TO the
conclusion that his rheumatism could
other season Of oratory. He thereupon
executed a disappearing act that de-
fed detection. Clarence Crabbe came
mp the stairs and had hardly had time
10 look into the door Of the Senate
before a low whistle from Mr.. Brown
down on the grass plot arrested fur
Their progress as far as Mr.. Crabbe
was concerned. He made a hot re-
treat. Mr. Paris saw the vanish .nS
Crabbe. and announced that he must
leave the room and bring the retreaG
ing senator back to his patriotic duty :
| Mr.. Achi was then left alone to guard
the Republican interests OF course
while all this sidestepping was gong
on. legislation was at a standstill.
The Independents finding themsei-
yes without a quorum settled down to
/ a patient waiting. The Sergeant at
| Arms was sent out to bring the re-
creant members of the upper house 10
the legislative mill. They had en-
camped upon the lower stairway lead
ing to the building. To the demand OF
the Sergeant, the levanting lawmaS
ers administered the riotous horse
laugh. They told him to go and pios
dandelions. and other pretty things
Ir the meantime Mr. Paris. Mr.. Brown
and other Republicans did stunt mp
on the graveled driveway. wai.iue for
Mr. Achi to get away.
Another magnetic whistle and Mr.
Achi showed unmistakable signs Of ex
IRENE nervousness. He speedily pack
ed his belongings into his desk. ani
soon Joined his companions under tbs
palm branches.
! There being none but Independent:
present. and a wait of another hall
hour being fruitless. a motion TO al
journ until Monday afternoon 3.
O'Clock finally carried.
From all intents and purposes tn.
above tactics viii be employed by eat
: faction until some sort OF amicahl-
understanding is reached The indie
pendent members are making deter
mined stand for an extra session. de
spite the message of the executive
granting the Legislature but an exieu
sion of the special session. The Re
publican members are opposed 10 Al
adjournment sine die as proposed b
the Independents. on the other han.
endeavoring TO introduce bills. esps
cially that suggested by the Actin
Governor to provide for unpaid bills
The officials connected with the ~
per house are not worrying over tn
outcome. as they continue to draw pa
each days session. Meantime tn
deadlock continues and progressive
tag increases in popularity.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-21
BUDDHIST ANNIVERSARY.
Firs, Birthday of Japanese Young
Mems Buddhist Association.

Al the Buddhist Mission. Fort
street. at $3.50 ?. m. today viii be cele-
hrated the first anniversary OF the
Japanese Young Mems Buddhist Asso-
citation. All are cordially invited. Fol-
lowing is the order of exercises:
Opening address 1.-THE Report of the
Association DR.. K. Haida
Scriptures (tall standingl.
Bnddhis; Hymn Sanbo noon.
....... All Members Of Y. NJ. b A.
address, Prove all Things.
..-............. Mrs. L s. Mesick
Song--God of Iron Four Girls
Address The Duties Of Bnddhis,s-
---...- $1,000. DR.. A. Marques
Violin Solo--A Sacred Tune
s-..-....--....s.R es. II. Matsamoto
Address tIapanesel $500.
:. ,...s-- ...>.-... Rev. Y Tmamura
The National Anthem Of Japan tall
standing.l
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-21
NEWS OF THE TOWN.

To protect the public from being
imposed upon. We are supplying now
both the Hunter and the White
Horse" WHISTLES in small % cent size
bottles which can be had aboard all
the steamers and in all public places.
Hoffschlaeger Co., Ltd.
Emalie. while being arrested last
night on the usual account. severely
bit Officer Parker in the arm. driving
her teeth through the thick cloth OF
his uniform. The officer was COMPEL
ed to throttle the woman before she
would stop the chewing process.
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Errors. Males 5. Punahou II. Base
hits. Males Is: Punahou IL. Base on
balls. OF Castle 5: OF Lemon . Struck
out. by Castle s; by Lemon 6.
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Noticed Ia Iowa.


The Honolulu Volcano. daily paper
published at the Hawaiian capital.
says President Jordan. Of the Leland
Stanford University of california. has
suggested novel plan for the solution
of the poIiticsl difficulties Of the ISL
ands- His plan is 70 annex Hawaii
TO California as = congressional dis
triet. and the Volcano says the sag.
gestion IS good one. II adds: IN
becoming part al californla ne should
see an end Of the most expensive ter
ritorial government ever known. =
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

ts.anSrsi lasssrsslrrs,ls - - .uiauustsii
~ as s.srsuE q ~ essss q -, irsf sssT1ea.
sssa ~ rv--s ass~sas > $40 ~ ~ ~ 1-s
3 sas ~ ~ ass rgsss. ans = aaas ~ ~ ~
nanza.
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WISDOM.
ron THE SUNDAY REpuBL1cAs.l

FOR THE SUNDAY REPUBLICAN,
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
The saving salt of humor;
When the heart is heavy with this
worlds din,
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
Laugh and be merry for that is no sin;
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
That saving salt of humor
Sprinkle it in. sprinkle it in,
When that world cares not crooked
pin,
Whether you sink or whether you
swim,-
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
The saving salt of humor.
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
Laugh and be merry, for that is no sin;
Whatever your luck, be it thick or thin
A handful of wheat or crowded bin.
Sprinkle it in, sprinkle it in,
That saving salt of humor.
"A n u
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government whose expenditures far
exceed its income. The annexation
would also put an end to petty poll
teal quarrels." But California will
have something to say about that.
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ARTILLERY.

Two-base hits-Tom Price /. Day
ton l.
Base on balls-By kaai 4. Boyle C.
Burbank l.
Struck out-By Kaai s. by Boyle I.
Left on hases-H. A C. Z. Artillery
Double play-Dusenroth to Haw-
kins.
Wild pitches-Kaai /. Boyle l. Bur-
bank 2.
Wild throw-Williams l.
Passed balls-Dayton /. Bullock 2.
Umpires-J. Cowes and B. Joy.
Official scorer-Nigel Jackson.
This winning by the H. A. C.s puts
them on a par with the All Stars for
the championship.
In one of the longest games ever
played in the Hawaiian Islands. the
Maile lima Would Bes proved too
much for the Punahou Has Beens 1t
was a hard fought contest and was
only decided in the eleventh inning.
when through poor playing by Puma
hon the Males managed TO squeeze
the telling man across the plate.
Had Punahou had her regular team
in the field it would have gone hard
with the Males. and nothing would
be left to do but hold the post mortem-
As il was. If il had not been for Pu-
nahou's abundant and costly errors.
the Males would have had to carry OF
their dead after the battle
The score by innings was as fol-
lows.
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Methodist Episcopal Church.

"StIIOuiSt EpiSCUpdf OHuFCH.
Services at the Methodist Episcopal
church today as follows:
At II a. m. sermon by Lieut. Col.
George French; subject. The Religion
for the Twentieth Century"
At T:SO p. m, the pastor will preach
on "Honoring the Lord and Its Re-
ward"
welcome always to all.
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HonolRla Harbor. No. 81. Of the
Mates and Pilots Association. meets
in Progress Hail tonight al -..se
o'clock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
MISLEADING FIGURES.

IS PAPABY SOME ERR OR in the report that during the in
induced
ut h
to
constantly dwin
ding
Democratic slaughter would belief
a o
the assertions of the government this is impossible to
i
s m
of
~
ouby
ore he OF Mr..
ir
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TROUBLES OF THE CAR.

Of bdicatn
IS the % The empero has
n
s n
o o be
a
$
OF
of
public
Finland
legislative bodies legislation originated
will
phases of political life If they unw all the blame
the y
could make successful head such The neither
condition goaded by fears assassination it is impossible
a
At the the of the breast of
o
dethrone himself
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The New Census of India.
New YORK Times.

New York Times.1
II. II. Risley, the Indian census commits
sioner. and his staff recently performed
what is considered the wOnd erful feat of
taking the census of all India in fourteen
days. He was enabled to do this through
the accurate records on hand of the pOpU-
IatlOnS OF the famine stricken districts
The corrected totals show that the pres
ent population of British territory is 231,-
oSo,oOo, or /. ii per cent increase over 1891:
in the native states the population 5
63, Is, goo, a decrease of 4.34 per cent com
pared with 1891. Thus the total popula-
ton of all India is TeckOned at 294. 266, eco,
as against 2S1,317,o00 ten years ago.
me actual increase in ten years is cal
culated to be 6949, sos, but by the deduc-
ton or the districts enumerated for the
first time the propOrtionate increase is
brought down to 4,2S3, O69, or only 1.49 per
cent as compared with H. the actual in
crease between 1881 and 1891. The de-
crease is mainly in the native states, al
though the central provinces. Berar and
AJmere MarWar are also lower. In Burma
there Is an increase of l. 500,000 in the
Punjab of 1,J00, CO., in Madras of $500 O0O
and in Bengal, S.300OOO. In the north
west provinces there is an increase of
100000, in Assam of 600.OO0. and in MycOre
of 100000 The decreases are: Raijputana
nearly 2.2Jec00; central India near 1000
600; Bombay states, 1.160, 900: central prov
inceS states. 1.75o OO9; Baroda. 49,. 600.
Bombay, 2SSC03, and central provinces,
966,GO0. It is said that in spite of the
great famines. the decline noted in the
native state was quite unexpected by the
Indian government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
RODENBERG'S APPOINTMENT.

n
be o in
crippled the
CIV
able dictate appointments without thought Of the fitness of
selection fill the the federal civil service
o o
prov 70 the OF
board and
much
min
ment
in
tn the Illinois named with full
OF mistake
he history leading
mos corrup politics
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ONE HUNDRED DAUGHTERS.
The Great Family Rich California
Woman VIII Adopt and Care For.
(San Francisco ExaminerD


One of the wealthiest society women
in California will adopt a hundred girls.
The name of this phiIanthropist is
Mrs. +. NJ. Smith. +. NJ. Smith, her
husband, is known throughout the COM
mercial world of America as the bOraX
king. He controls the entire bOrax
trade of this country, and is rated
among the states multi-millionaires.
It is money made from boraX that
will provide for these 100 girls. 1t is
money made from borax that enables
Mrs. Smith to become foster mother to
the largest family of adopted children
in the United States.
Mrs. Smith has original ideas about
the training of daughters on a whole
sale plan. She will not place them I'M
der one roof She does not intend that
her girls home shall be mistaken for
a young ladies' seminary or a hotel for
hungry, growing, petticOated boarders:
shall be staked out in ten neat parcels
of ten girls to the bunch, each ten 20
constitute a separate family with its
air, fireside."
Mrs. Smith has established a settle
ment unique in its way.
1t would be easier, much easier to
have donated TO some public cause the
large sum that it wilt require to found
the Smith settlement and conduct II in
definitely. 1T would at the same time
nave AElltNcu the uOilOE OF nSI DFeSeflL
great responsibility, a responsibility
that she must carry from day to day
throughout each year. But Mrs. Smith
is DESTROYS that her means should be
used according to her own ideas. She
is practical woman with a sound head
and kind heart, and an earnest desire
to accomplish something nobler in life
than the mere amusements of society
afford.
AIfbor Villa. the Smith mansion, is
one of the finest residences in all oak
land, with spacious, beautifully kept
grounds. 1t is near the handsome home
of their foster mother that the 100
Smith girls viii live. The land set
apart for their houses is a thirty five
acre tract in the pleasantest portion of
East Oakland, among the swelling up
lands. The first of the ten cottages
is being built as fast as the workmen
can put it together
The new cottage will have eleven
bedroOms-one apiece for the girls and
the matron. They will open on a court
yard filed with gay flowers and pretty
shrubs. There will be a kitchen dim
ing room, reception and guest room.
The house will be delightfully."- home
like and comfortable, such a house as
few mechanics or artisans could afford
Nine more houses, constructed on the
same plan, viii nestle along the kill
side near Arbor Villa
Mrs. Smith will entrust her adopted
daughters to the immediate care Of ten
matrOns, one for each cottage.
Mrs. Wilson will be matron Of the
new establishment. She says:
Mrs. Smiths plan is to provide
homes for children who have none.
There are any number of institutions
for girls where they are all cOngregat-
ed together and treated alike; with
little or no study of their needs as in
dividuais. 1t is a general administra-
ton OF the same discipline with ma
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
WORKING UP A PRACTICE.
Good Scheme to Get Patients Devised
by Young Doctor and a Collector.

''I recently came across a novel way of
working up practice in the medical profess
sion," said the young man who boards.
For the last five years L have been. sub
ject to slight attacks of rheumatism. l
had one OF these spells last November and
was confined to the house Tor several
days. L was living on Eighty-fifth street
then with a family that had been very
kind to me, and during my indisposttion
they made fire IN the parior CRATE and
coddled me like a baby
zone day while / sat there nursing my
pains book collector called to see one of
the young women. He had to wait several
minutes Tor her to come down and he de-
regard to my aiiment and treatment.
Had dOctOTg he asked
often that l know as much about taking
care of myself as any doctor could ten
me-
'The collector shrugged his shoulders
that's where you make a mistake.
he said. No man can diagnose his case
so well as q. physician. II you nave no
regular doctor l can recommend an eX-
ceilent one. I'll give you his address in
case you should change your mind and
decide TO cali in somebody
He handed me a card on which he had
scrubbed down the name and address OF
some doctor down on Sixteenth street,
and before he went away he extracted
promise from me that il l found it nee
essary TO consult a physician L would pat
Two weeks ago 1 was laid up again
with the same Old trouble. / was living
was lucky enough to be with a family
that tried to make me comfortable by
smuggling me up before a, CRATE fire. Late
one afternoon that same collector gave
us a call l recognized him at first sight,
but he had not so good u memory tor
faces. and the first thing he said was:
" Sick? Had Il doctOr2
Upon my answering in the negative he
produced a card.
You ought to attend to yourself right
away he said. 1t doesn't pay to let dis
eases of this kind run. Here is the adj
dress of one of the best doctors in town.
I'd give him a trial if i were you.
The card was that of the Sixteenth
street doctor, and in spite of my aches
I smiled.
- I don't want to be inquisitive,' 1 said.
but this is the second time you have
given me tip on this fellow and I'd like
TO know how much you make out of it
He looked me over more closely then.
We'll, I'll be blessedH he said. L have
seen you before this, for a fact. If / run
across you a few more times you'll have
the pedigree of that doctor down pat. But
it's your own fault we meet so often. You
ought to have seen him first and he'd
have cured you slick as a whistle and you
wouldn't have to hang around the house
now.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

The Parish Priest presented by
Daniel Sully and his company at the
Theatre last evening, proved delight
fully entertaining. It belongs to that
variety of cOmedy-drdma which au
thOrS aim to construct on natural lines,
though sometimes are overdrawn in
the EaturalneSS sought to be depicted.
But THE Parish Priest will not harm
anyone. 1t tells a sweet, simple and
interesting story of Il young man who
almost wrecked his life by marrying
to crafty an ambition and narrowly
escaped the calamity through the Wig
OrOuS and drastic efforts of a whole
souled parish priest. There is much
refreshing comedy in the piece, and
the dialogue usually is brilliant. The
number and quality of its proverbs and
truisms make 1t a rival in that respect
to David Harum.'
Mr.. Sully was we'll received. 1t has
been three or four years since he was
seen here in "O'Nei, Washington, D.
c." and while he had then a good
production, he was sandwiched be-
tween two big attractions, and for one
night only, so that it's sweetness was
wasted on the desert air. Sully looks
and acts the priest perfectly. His COM
edy touches show originality and q
keen sense of hume. as il is found in
everyday life. The character of the
priest is about nine-tenths of the play
and it is perhaps not a bad thing that
such is the case, for with exceptions
here and there, the support is not
worth remembering. The women do
well and considerable enjoyment is
taken in the Irish man of affairs"
Some others on the male side are ex-
ceedingly poor.
THE Parish PRIEST viii be. given
again tonight. It deserves another
large audience, such as witnessed it
last night.
''Fatinitza" viii be presented in Og-
den tomorrow night. The Rio Grande
Western is running a cheap excursion
for the occasion, and the prospects are
that large contingent of Salt Lakers
viii go along with the company.
Manager PypeE is compelled TO make
the disappointing announcement that
James X. Hackett's dates here have
been Cancelled on account of the illness
of the star, which may result in the
disarmament of the company. Hackett
was the originator of The Prisoner of
Zenda,' and has had a very successful
season In THE Pride of Jennico.''
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I recommend him every place I go
and he pays me commission on the fees
received from patients thus secured. He
says that Ia AL his experience he never
heard OF an advt rJising scheme to beat
ours We began to work the game as
soon IS he left college, and between US
We nave trumped up fine practice
. AT the same time we have benefited
the community. There are thousands OF
floating residents in this town who have
not been here long enough to settle upon
any physician. In my peregrinauons
about town l meet a good many speci-
mems OF this human flOtsam IN boarding
houses and hotels. If they are ailing and
don't know whom to calj, L recommend
my doctor.
There are lots of fellows travelling
about who perform the same service for
other doctors who are hard put to it to
get themselves placed properly before the
public, but l wouldn't advise you to visit
any of them L don't know anything
about them. but L can Vouch for the abil-
ity of my man
I haven't given the medical paragon a
trial yet added the young man who
boards, but I'm going to call him in
some day. just out of admiration for his
audaCitV'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
WOMAN SUFFRAGE INDICATED.

had
Of
peunctory
the stnneced crossgrained old
voter
o.
the who
vndcated of the charges that
illegal 1t doesn't take much enthusiasm legal
ballot
Interested Even able
"a inerh o
chise She has Shown beyond bubble that she vote like
snascu1ny believed a
be
the
change their minds
1nky Of thing for
Of sousoothing of
Love-"
The meeting
and the another antpoygany
professor Cooper pessits
whether raj rule has frequently
that black he is to
IS keep
friend WI Ting Fang from getting homesak
The final
hear what the osarlna has to say about it
all
cfAp
that refuses
walk
be denied Clay.
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Slot Machines nIegal in indiana.

Chicago Record erald.)
Wabash, Ind--SIOt machines are under
the ban OF the law IN Indiana. The ap-
psilate court of Indiana has branded
them as gambling devices and makers OF
the machines who soil them on contract
money.
Charles Barnhart of Albany. Ind.
owned a cigar store and bought a slot
machine of Julius CfOl0stein After ~
was installed the local constabulary ap-
peared and ordered him to remove Il. as
It's operation was contrary 20 law. Barn
hart did SO, and as he had given his note
for the machine he refused payment and
suit was brought against hlm by Gold
stein Barnhart set up that IT was 4
gamblers contract and without the
statute, and the appellate court took this
view, though the court held that if II
had been bought by Barnhart merely as
a plaything or curiosity he would be
liable on the note
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
MANY Varieties of Them,
Leslie's WeeklyO


Second Cousin PhIenda'S youngest
daughter, Mary Ella, is married. Farm
or HOrnbeak announced upon his return
from the village Niece TheodOssd.
stopped me as 1 was drivin' along an told
me to let you know that she'd just got a
letter from Okonk, where Philenda's folks
live. sayin' that Mary Ella was married
week before last to Professor-er-er-
Somebody don't exactly recall what the
name was
"A prCfessor2' returned Mrs. Hornbeak
in pleased tone. j guess, then, that shes
made a good match of it an got a man
of education an social standin', if so be
that he's a professor I'm real glad tbs
so. too
.'Wa-al. I don't know" said the old
man, shreWdly. THAT depends a good
deal, cordin' to my way Of thinkin', on
what variety of the species he belongs to.
so to say. Theodosia didn't tell me, an
/ forgot to ask, whether he is a dancin'
m ster, a corn doctor. a piano tuner, d
prize fighter, a boss physician. a layer-on-
of-handS, a ballOnatic a seventh son of a
seventh son, sword swallOwer, a
phrenologist. a bicycle rider, a magician
or an elastic skin man..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-04-11
Where Was the swindIeP
Oondon Tit-Bits.)


ETHEL" said Lionel Bertram Jones,
as he dropped his slice of bread in the
plate with a noise that set the canary
in the gilt cage overhead chirping mer-
rily, Ethel, 1 have something to say
to you
They had been married only four
weeks and the time had not arrived
when she did all the saying. DO you
remember the day on which 1 proposed
to you?"
Yes" she replied, Il win never for
get it,
do you remember" he went on, as
he abstractedly drilled a hole in the
loaf with the point of the carving
knife, how, when I rang the bell, you
came to the door with your fingers
sticky with dough, and said you
thought it was your little brother who
wanted to get in?''
Yes
ooh, Ethel! How could you? How
could your"
How could 1 what?" she Responded,
as a guilty look crept into her fac.
How could you make me the vic
tim of such a swindle?"