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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-11-07
wit and HunlOr.

- y NACNt'l NOulO
not trust Cheatein?" no; said
he could see through him all
! right.-PhiIadelphia Bulletin.
Thirteen Of my fruit cans
exploded last night. Doesn't
that seem ominous?" Il should
>N'i it uncanu! ". Cleveland
Pain Dealer.
He-'If yes uout love me
why did you marry me. She
because you were the only man
| cared to be divorced fro" -
Exchange.
They tell me you broke
B ribs coming across the field.
How did it happen?" Il was
beating off the bulldog with my
umbrella. Chicago News.
"Ha" exclaimed the first flea.
Been on vacation, eh?" We'll!
returned the second flea. I've
been on a tramp for 4 month.
Philadelphia Record.
Plausible Theory.-Briggs-
Il wocder why some people are
always borrowing trouble?'
Diggs - ''Probably because it
isn't necessary to put up any
collateral Chicago News.
How it originated.--Te cher
. why did the pilgrim fathers
set apart day of thanksgiv
ing?" JOHNNY s'pose they
wanted to play foot ball will
, the Indians, '--Harper's Ba
zat.
Mrs. Oldnm-''I hope 20,
-. and your husband live happiI,
, together" Mrs. Strongmind-
Il should say we do. ia jus
like to see him try to live IN
happily with me. "-PhiladeI
phia Record
A promise iept-"Blanche'
papa paid round million 70
her count" said Miss Flypl
X She always said she wouldn'
l marry a cheap man, adde
o Miss Kitttsh Detroit Ere
y Press.
/ Farmer Gray-''Did you hea
:, the looms last night, Miss City
u bred?" Miss Citybred--"Wer
Il those looms: Why, though
= it was some college boys glvin
their college cry.-Boston Trar
lie script.
u BRITANNIA rules the wave
in war" we said TO a Boer pi
% triot. Indeed2 | thought Bri
" annih waived the rules in war
~ responded he, with some bite
D ness manifest in his speech.
Baltimore American.
II Dibts Observation-Disclosures
" Il picture of my wife's first hu
OF band" Dodds-"Great suake
lie What Il brainless looking Idle
~ But | didn't know your wi
n was married before she m
I'd YOU" Dobbs-"Shc wash
a That is picture of myself
On the age of twenty-five. Bits.
p Her objectiou-''Iou are n
singing that beautiful song,
AZ want to be an Angel, with t
rest of us" said the teacht
" The little one shook her hea
whats the use telling Il sto
Tic about it?" size demanded. Il
having enough trouble lear
III ing to play the piano witho
J." bothering with a harp. &C
" cago Post,
ng Bible BrIlIiants.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-11-07

when you feel that life is hardly worth the
candle take dose of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. They will cleanse your
stomach. tone up your liver and regulate your
bowels making you feel like q new man. For
sale by b. o. Wood.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-11-07

w. L. Ely came in Saturday
to spend Sunday with his fam.
ily.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-11-07

Cbannberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
emre biliousness, constipation and headache.
they are easy 20 take and pleasant In effect
Fs,r sale by b. o. Wood, s
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-11-07

MONROE CoUSTY.
Circuit Court-Meets at Paris first Monday
in April fourth Monday in August and irsG
Monday in December.
Probate C0urt-Reguiar terms at Paris second
Mondays in February, May, ugust and
November.
MARIOS COUNTY,
Circuit Gourt-Meets at Palmyra, second
Monday In February and second Monday In
september.
Hanni bal court OF Common Pleas
second Monday in January, first Monday in
May and fourth Monday in September.
KALLs COUNTY,
Circuit Court-Meets at New London, third
Monday in March and fourth Monday in Oct
Ober.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
nUssIA's TuTELARY SAINT.

The heroic figure of an ancient war
rior presented In the accompanying
Illustration armed cap-a-pie and ready
for any emergency is that Of Yermok
the Smasher' alleged founder Of the
Russian empire and by some dersiyely
termed the Russians tutelary saint.
lie typides. they say. the Russian poll.
cy aggressive and domineerIng, which
asserts that might makes right and
that diplomacy consists in getting the
better Of the other fellow. The name
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

this year there will be held some courts
for which invitations will be issued.
The ordinary drawing rooms and levees
will be resumed In 1902.
Dispatches received from Honolulu
say that Governor Dole is very IN and
Is threatened with nervous prostratlon.
DR.. G. b. stemen dean OF the Fort
Wayne Medical college, has been asked
to accept the position Of trustee Of Pur-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

succession Of viceroys. A committee
has been formed to carry out the
scheme.
The American Society For the Pre-
yentlon Of Cruelty to Animals will re-
ceive $4,000 through the will OF Edward
A. Hammond, who died in Washington
Feb u.
II is announced that. though King Ed
ward VII viii hold no drawing rooms
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

due university at Lafayette, Ind, to fill
the place made vacant by the death OF
ex.President Harrison.
Ex-secretary Richard olney OF Mas
sachusetts may succeed ex-Presldent
Harrison AZ one Of the American repre-
sentatives on The Hague court Of inter-
national arbitration.
II Is just 80 years since Mr.. Har-
greaves discovered gold at the Ophir
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

customary with
a certain class
of foreigners.
found fault with
everything he
saw Speaking
of the people Of
I h g Unite d
States, he said,
Their business
buildings are
too high. their
pleasure houses
too elegant,
their railroad
trains too fast,
their newspa-
pers too large,
and when they
set themselves
to spend money
they are Obliged
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

In st. PauIs cathedral on the day the
composer died. Sir John corrected the
proofs before he lett for his holiday on
the continent but as an the copies were
not quite ready another service was
substituted.
4 movement has been started In In
ala 10 raise a permanent memorial
mere OF The late Lord William Beres-
lord Who acted as military secretary 10
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

the water Of which was so salty that
the instruments were unable 70 register
the amount OF saline
A number Of musical works by the
late Sir John Stainer have yet 20 bee
published Among them Is an unaccom-
panied .ommunion service for four
voices which II wss intended to give
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

greatness of our people as a nation and
Of the great hearted men and women
who compose Il that no III will Is car
ried beyond the period that provoked it.
Questions Of right and wrong. differ
ences Of opinion bequeathed by preyi-
Gus generations, have been settled by
the stern arbitrament Of war and no
longer prevail
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

rate their experiences Of a period which
now belongs 10 the past.
The striles the trials even, Of the civil
war; though not forgotten have been
sottened by the lapse Of time, and the
anImosiucs engendered by the war have
passed away IL is illustrative Of the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

combines beauty Of form with utility,
but the chief architectural adornment
consists In the beautiful arch of tri-
umph adjacent. with two great pylons,
one on each side, surmounted by blaz-
ing uny as funeral pyres to the mem-
ory Of the Southland's honored dead
The great arch will ornament the
court Of honor and support a lofty coli
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

umn crowned by an American eagle OF
heroic size For the many thousands Of
gr2aled veterans who prefer to camp
out of doors beautiful East End park
has been donated TO the committee OF
ARRANGEMENTS for the period Of the
gathering and here tents will be pitch
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

The portrait of the gentleman presented in the accor,
t vnousn IN e state OF Michigan being Of the n
tordS S 'h VI se'or Of me famous Burns primary law a wa
tended Tor the puriheation OF politics particular moth VINE" h
ties IN Michigan Is to be purified by law IS tbr winch poll
open 10 an members OF me party BY this hed a M rs
KEEP ou' ana ony good citizens acquire Office author r VIII
p t ponuca millennium as the result Of his law and c
reViyitying influence eApe
MI Burns yet young having been graduated
university IN lSSA Taklg naturally to the was elected VgA
tive to the legislature OF his native in Iet
alluded TO- which was eventually unanimous VOTE M measure
fighting It's operation however the ctv Gays
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
REUNION OF CONFEDERATE
VETERANS AT MEMPHIS,

Quarters have also been provided
for kindred associations the Sons Of
Veterans and the Daugh-
flr of .hc Conteloracy and these most
important of organizations In the south
WII u certain sense be temporarily
consolidated
Tha great building ON the bluG, which
has been cur.staned Confederate hall Is
400 u.. long by 200 wide. with a height
of 80 feet rom floor tp dome, and con-
taHrs 10 Ha'l 100 by 1856 feet for reunions,
dan0.s and receptions This structure
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

slrgines near Bathurst A ,.an o..
small quantities OF gold had had. Os and SIR
served in Australia prevlousw Tho
Roderick MurchIson n1,o,anvsries IN
probability Of large gold di, s,o,l sole.
that country to the Geo cog, .,p,rSayes' hnd
ty in iSI5. But It was HaIg 1 eold fever
that created the well known ,. s from
Of 1851 and ended the dep .'s.rlns
which Australia was theh
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

sumo the remaining years OF his lla
he removed to oxford where he gl. r..
sides Although a learned stuitB, he
deyotes much time to recreation pslb
includes gardening, cycling and nom.
tain climbing, by mean, Of With he
keeps himself vigorous despite clos. ap.
plicatIon to his duties.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

to spend too much In order to have the
feeling Of spending enough" And this
Is the man the French elected in 1894 to
become one Of the 10 'immortals." He
Is 40 years old, has published more than
dozen novels and is called the founder
Of the psychological school" in fiction.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18


life so miserable that she left him. s :"
took as her second husband NJ AI 49,,
who introduced himself with Ine s .
remark, capable Of being reau ' I'm
ways, Madam, I'm Adam" hs ~, ~,
her with a fortune, with WDi'n a,,on
founded a paper and started a s s,,rs
the former proving very remuneI e n
and the latter making her isli'o oosr At
is quite the proper thing 10 pc S nr,va,e
Nine. Adams soirees or at hsr sar her
theater, maintained exclusively ~. ~ goa m
friends, and many a writer h. 81. hub NIB.
in her salon recognition which , ,ns s1i (,
i lie % afterward Endorsed. Her addr paris
100 Boulevard Maleshe'V''
France.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

was at one time defending the appoint
ment in Wales Of Judge who could
not speak Welsh. you say II does not
matter said "Mabon," rising in his
seat. Well them suppose, for In
stance, We are in the county court
house at Ymysymaengwyn. and In re-
spouse to a question | make answer In
my native tongue, 'Cymmer, dau
bwech, ar gwastad clawdd lluest twich;
pen.dre pistull bwich dwy hafodtai lech
wedd, YspvttyT Now, then. what
would the honorable gentleman sayY"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
NINE. EDMoNDE ADAM,

The handsome, gray haired woman o.
IS whose portrait is given herewith =
Nine. Edmonde Adam, famous rso,,
writer Of many books and fouuaa -
the Nouvele Revue. She recehu! u"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

ed and tables spread for the accommo.
dalton Of about 10000 campers out The
park contains about IS acres OF rolling
woodland, with picturesque ravines, and
is easily accessible from the city by
street cars. IN this sylvan retreat the
battle scared veterans of many fights
viii gather, especially IN the evening, TO
recount their deeds Of long ago, to mar
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

talned an inter-
view with the
sultan OF Tur-
key which she
claimed was
unique, mas
much as It end
ed without an
invitation TO be-
come a member
of the royal
harem. At the
age Of Is this
lady, then Mile.
Jullette Lam
Der. married a
French notary,
who made her
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
A COLLIER IN THE COMMONS.

Mr.. William Abraham, known in par
llamentary circles as "Mabon," is one
Of the Welsh members Of the house of
commons, though not so many years
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

maps Dr. JAH
Murray who's
portrait here
with presented
He was born h
a little Scotch
town Donho.n
in 1887 and frr
attracted atsr.
ton byanD
work on the dIa
lects Of south.
ern Scotland
When In let
he was called
upon to accent
the edltorshIp
the great Ok.
ford dictionary
(wbiob tosi ...,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
PORTRAIT OF Paul nornGEr.

This is the portrait Of NJ Paul Bour-
get. the erratic Frenchman who some
time ago visited this country and, as Is
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

ago nv was u
working collier
in the pit The
miners glory in
him as a man
after their own
heart, and to
them ne is plain
William, while
his fellow law
m a kers know
h I'm as { h o
Welsh bard and
man ofmanyat.
tainments, He
is said to be the
only man who
got the best OF
Lord Alverstone
when he was In
the house as Sir
Richard Web
ster and who
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18
A GREAT DICTIONARY M,Kpn

The man most consplouop. 40
tlonary maker and phloloei,, ,, q 1.'
days OF Webster and Worcoe,or I w. VIZ
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

Miss soldiers sailors Spanish
American
the besova the Brooklyn Young Mems Christian association of $780,
building She
knowledge pro-
vdng where spend their leisure time The
substantial
they do how has improved the morale
Miss Gu this might be
Of Jack the late Admiral Philip necessary
to erect perfectly building the Brooklyn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

In number The great hall, now ap-
preaching completion, win have seat.
ing capacity for 81 GOO people, and here
will be the headquarters Of the differ
ent states reprcsented-Alabama, Ar
kansas. Florida, Kentucky Louisiana,
Missouri Mississippi North Carolina,
South Carolina Tennessee, Texas, Vu-
gnia and West Virginia.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-05-18

Of Iermak has recently been bestowed
upon one OF The great ice crushing ve,-
sells which Russia mas put ON Lake Bali
kal and in this case 1t is certainly
rightly applied
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
ORGANIZED AlD.
Meeting of Third District Workers
Held Yesterday.

The Third District Workers of the Or
ganized Aid Association held a meeting
in the First Presbyterian Church parlors
on Emory street yesterday afternoon,
when it was decided to hold a Tenement
House Exhibition" in Whittier House on
Saturday evening, February %, in the
interests of the association Mr. WELLER,
Secretary of the Tenement House Com
mission in New York, will give stere-
opticon lecture.
Miss. West, Superintendent of the Or
ganizon Aid Work-room, was present and
gave a report of her work for the month
of January. Eighty-three women have
been provided with days work at the
expense of fifty dollars The garments
made are 8 mats, II caps for boys, 6 girls
dresses, girls skirts, 6 pairs boys trous-
ers. % pairs stockings and % garbents re-
paired. Dinner has been furnished at the
rate of ten cents per day, and eleven has
been the greatest number of women pres
ent on one day.
This district is situated on the Heights
south of Montgomery street, reaching to
Bayonne. and its workers are the Rev
E. L. Stoddard, chairman, Mrs. Darling,
Mrs. G. v. H. Brnkerhoff, Mrs. George
L. Record, Mrs. Brice Collard, Mrs Huds-
peth-Benson, Mrs. Vance, Mrs Willard
Fisk, Mrs. w. D. Edwards, Miss M. Col
lard, Mrs. Shortridge, Miss Mallory, Mrs.
Mallory, Mrs. Lewis, Mrs. Jones and Mrs.
Matthison.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
MRS. BENSON AROUSED
She Is Determined to Get Troll
ley Waiting Rooms.

Mrs. Mary Hudspeth-Benson, of the
Town improvement Committee of the Wo-
mans Club, called on Vice-President
David Young, of the North Jersey Street
Railway Company, several days ago to
urge him to procure waiting room at
the Junction, and one at the Bergen ave-
nue. terminal Mrs. Benson also calleA on
Commissioners David G. Lewis, who owns
the saloon occupied by John Kaiser, at
the Junction, to interest him in the mat
ter
Mr.. Lewis assured Mrs. Benson that he
was perfectly willing to meet the Traction
Company half way ON any reasonable
plan that might be advanced
Superintendent of Construction James
Lahey, of the Traction Company, called
on Mr.. Lewis recently to discuss the mat
ter of purchasing the property owned by
Mr. Lewis. No definite agreement was
made. Mr.. Lahey made no offers to Mr..
Lewis and the latter was mum as to the
price of the property.
The saloonkeeper has lease that holds
good for about four years. Mr.. Kaiser
said that for a sufficient consideration he
would relinguish his claims and allow a
waiting room to be built at once.
Mrs. Benson stated that she was going
to agitate the matter until a waiting room
was secured. The storm of the past few
days and the unpleasant results there
from have caused great inconvenience to
passengers at that point. Never before
was the need of a waiting room so forci-
bly, demonstrated.
The terminal at Bergen avenue is in
just the same condition. Motormen and
employees have no place to go while wait
ing to go on duty. Passengers are in the
same predicament while waiting to trans
fer
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
A Girl's Expenses In Berlin.

The average cost of living of the Amer.
lean girl student is from $50 to SIS a
month. To keep her expenditures within
the latter sum Of course necessitates the
exercise Of rather strict economy If this
money be spent judiciously. however. she
may have taste of all Of the comforts
of life and even of some of it's Injuries
The lessons from the masters cost from
50 to $40 each, and the girl who brings
sufficient training from home will profit
much from her weekly audience with a
great teacher. Rooms IN the fashionable
quarter of Berlin are expensive, although
after the third story is passed there is a
decrease in price the nearer one gets to
heaven. The style of living is much
more simple than in America, and the
plainest meal is generally we'll cooked
and nolrishing. Edward A. Steiner in
Woman's Home Companion.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
BUKoWsKl CASE FOR TRIAL
nkmixer Mixes Himself in Tang
edsDivorce Case.

Vice Chancellor Stevens yesterday after
noon heard motion by counsel engaged
in the divorce suit of Mrs. Minnie Bukows-
Xxi against her husband Otto on the
ground of desertion, to fix day for trial.
Otto sBukowski. or he was better known
as Otto Brown, is an inkmixer in New
York newspaper office. He resided at
Garfield avenue, Greenville. His wife,
hearing that he had bought a farm in
Wayne county, Pa. where he had in
stalled one Mrs. Mary Schroeder as his
wife, secured a writ of ne exeat. Otto
was arrested and is now doing some
thinking in the Hudson County jail.
Senator Hudspeth is his counsel, and
has already filed an answer to the petit
ion denying the wife's charges. The case
will come up in two weeks.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
AvsLERs' CLUB
Interesting Meeting Last Night a
Residence OF Miss Rosseau.

The Travellers Club held very inter-
snting meeting last night at the residence
of Miss Rosseau, Summit avenue, near
Mercer street. The Travellers are now in
RussiA and several papers were read set
ting forth the customs and geography of
the larger cities.
Mrs. Clcaver had a paper on "Odessa,"
Mrs. A. J. Newbury had a paper on Nor
gorod and ASeieff," Miss birmingham had
a paper on Warshaw, and Mrs. John Hill
ton had a paper on "Cornstadt." Mrs.
George r. HoGgh gave sketch of Reu-
bernstein, his life and composition, and
Miss Rosseau contributed to the pro-
gramme with a aumber of Photographic
views of the places talked about.
AT the conclusion of the meeting re-
freshments wefre served, and the club de-
cided to hold it's next meeting at the resi-
dence of Mrs. George r. Hough, Crescent
avenue, near Harrison, on Monday even
ing, February A.
Among those present were:-Mrs. Geo.
R. Hough, Mrs. Thompson, Miss Etlring-
ham. Miss Whinyates, Mrs. Finger, Mrs.
Cleaver, Miss Rosseau Mrs. Johnson.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1901-02-05
BARKER IN JAIL HERE.
Marshall Van Wrinkle, His
Counsel, Says He Was
Justified in Shoot
ing Keller.

Cool, collected and seemingly indiffer-
ent to the fact that a charge of murder
may be entered against him, Thomas G.
Barker, who shot the Rev John Keller at
Arlington on Sunday morning last arrived
at the County Jail at 1915 oclock this
morning.
He was in custody of Policeman Walter
Oliver of the Kearny force, and accom-
panied by several New York newspaper
men, who had made the journey from
West Hudson with the officer and his
prisoner.
To Bookkeeper Ambrose c. Lynch, wao'
was at the DESK the prisoner in a clear
voice said that his name was Thomas g..
Barker. He gave his age as SS and said
he was born at Warwick, England, aud
was now a resident of Arlington, N. J.
Baker was at once placed in cell in
Ward at the rear of the office on the
first floor of the jail. This is the ward
in which are confined the most danger
Gus criminals and murderers awaiting
trial
Soon aster his arrival at the Jail Baker
was joined by his counsel ex-Assistant
Prosecutor Marshall A. Van Wrinkle and
Counsellor Albert C. Wall, who have been
iSdSeo 70 Oelenu MIN. PRISONER ana
council talked for over an hour.
At the conclusion of the conference Mr..
Van Winkie said to News reporter;-
While I do not care to discuss our
clients case at present, will say that we
have heard from him the horrible details
of the assault on his wife that led Barker
to commit the crime of which he stands
accused.
If any justification could exist Barker
was certainly justified in doing as he
did.
I'VE have been engaged by the Com
mercial Cable Company, by whom Bar
ker was employed, to defend him.
I'VE will defend him and will prosecute
the Rev. Mr.. Keller if he RECEIVERS.
Il would say further that we are salts
fed that Mrs. Bakers mental condition
was due to her physical condition since
she was assaulted