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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13
He couId Lose Anything.

A German band, which had been en-
gagged to play at Coney Island one aft
ernoon, was given the privilege of
roaming at will through the place aft
er they had played a certain stipulated
time, says Currant Literature. Ac-
cordingly, when their duty for the aft
ernoon had been performed the leader
of the band gave each of the musicians
a ticket back to New York, thinking it
would be best to allow his men to re-
turn any time they wished and not try
to come back in a body.
The bass drum artist, a corpulent
old Teuton, wandered off by himself
and proceeded to patronize all the va
rious purveyors of cooling drinks he
could find. Some blind instinct led
him down to the pier about sunset and
aboard the ferry. He curled himself
up on a convenient pile of rope and
was preparing to lose what little con-
seriousness he still possessed. when the
2urser hit him on the back and asked
for his ticket. The bass drum artist
looked into the purser's face and
smiled, but made no reply.
Come, come; where is your ticket?'
The German looked confused and
muttered something about not having
any ticket.
You must have a ticket somewhere
about your Clothes" said the blue
coated official, impatiently.
The German insisted that he had not
Look here, Dutchy, you couldn't
have come aboard without a ticket.
Guess again.
"Vull, L don't got him now. I guess
1 lose him.
"Lose it? You couldn't lose it,"
Not lose dot leedle ticket? Wy,
mein Colt, 1 lose mein bass drum"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

Senator Carmack Of Tennessee is
quoted as expressing the fear that the
Navy Department will suppress the
evidence" in the Schley court of in
quiry. Senator Carmack should make
it his business. then, to watch the pro-
ceedings closely. with view to bring
ing the matter before the Senate If he
should discover anything like suppress
sion of the facts.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

A dispatch from Wilkesbarre, Pa,
to the New York Herald says that on
Tuesday Joseph Yuskawicz was con-
victed of manslaughter, notwithstand-
ing the testimony showed clearly that
he had acted in self-defense. The con-
viction is attributed to prejudice, due
to the fact that he is of the same ma
tionality as Czolgosz." That is a gross
injustice to a brave and liberty loving
people. There are tens of thousands
Of Poles in this country, and generally
speaking they are among the best cit
liens. They are not enemies of law
and organized society, but the defend
ers of our institutions and government
The gallant Pulaski nobly illustrated
his people when he gave his life, in this
city, that a new nation, based upon
freedom governed by law, might be
born. The Polish citizens of the coun-
try have Joined with those OF other de-
scents In denouncing the crime of Cool
gosz, and there is not the slightest
reason for doubling their absolute sin
certify. And this must be borne in
mind, that while Czolgosz is of Polish
descent, he is by birth and education
an American. No matter how execra-
bic he may be. we cannot foist him
NOON Poland and blame her for him.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

The Rev. DR.. w. S. Perkins, pastor
of st. PauPs Church in Meriden, Conn,
has been asked by his congregation to
reconcile the wearing of the cloth of
the ministry and dealing in stocks on
margins. Mr.. Perkins does not deny
that he has dealt in stocks, with some
profit to himself, but holds that he
sees no harm in IL. He says he fol-
lows the stock markets just as he
would any other hobby, buying and
selling according to his Judgment.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

The Quitman Advertiser is doing
some splendid work for good roads. 1t
points out that improved country high
ways mean prosperity to the commun-
ity or communities covered by them.
and that the way to get them is to go
to work and build them. There must
be concerted effort. Everybody must
help, as everybody will be benefited.
With such agitation as the Advertiser
is giving the matter, we expect to see
a big and successful good roads move
ment in Brooks county before long.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

While 1t is true that Czolgosz is an
American, that is no argument against
the exclusion of foreign anarchists from
our shores. If there were no other inn
portations of anarchists, anarchistic ag-
itation might be expected to die out in
this country in the course of a few
years. 1t is the foreign agitators who
work upon the weakminded and cause
them TO do bloody deeds They should
be excluded. They neither appreciate
nor deserve the protection of free
government.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

In the midst of the turmoil of the
present week our esteemed contempo-
raries, the Norfolk Landmark and the
Charlotte Observer, have been calmly
smoking their pipes and discussing the
age of Methuselah and his whereabouts
at the time of the flood. Talk about
imperturbability, that's ii.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

According to a contemporary, the
freshman class of the Connecticut Ag-
to consist, of one young woman. If the
professor who holds the chair of agri-
culture is unmarried and good looking,
be ought to be able to teach the class
a good many things during the acad-
eTnic year
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

Yachting sharps are watching Sham
rock III in her daily spins around New
York harbor and endeavoring to get a
line on her speed. They are agreed
that she is a fast boat, but many of
the shrewdest of them think that she
will have to show better than she has
done yet before their faith in the Co
lumbia will be shaken.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

Champagne Charlie is the name of
the newest musical comedy produced
in the North. II is said to be based
upon the career Of Harry Lehr, the
wine drummer who has worked him
self to the top rung of the ladder OF
fame In New York society by giving
dog parties and other deleetable fune-
tions,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

An odd incident in connection with
the shooting of the President is the
fact that only moment before the two
shots rang out the band had played a
piece of German music called THE
Cursed Bullett"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

A contemporary has examined the
records and ascertained that since
Brutus and his gang slew Caesar at
the base Of Pompey's statue some 1000
years ago there have been 100 assassin,
Gtions and attempts at assassination
upon rulers Of civilized countries. For
ty-five Of the victims of the assaults
died as the result Of their wounds,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13

The country may now turn again to
the steel strike, the yacht race, the row
in Central America and the little mis-
understanding between France and
Turkey.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13
The weather.

The indications for Georgia to-day
are showers. fresh westerly winds on
the coast; and for Eastern Florida,
partly cloudy weather, with showers,
mostly fresh westerly winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Philadelphia Record (Dem.)
says: Let it not be forgotten that the
wretch who undertook to kill President
Gated in the United States. 1t is even
stated that he cast his vote for the
man he attempted to slay. What is true
of his nativity was also true of Booth
and Guiteau. 1t was an American who
tried to shoot Andrew Jackson when
he was President. They are nearly or
quite all Americans who are doing their
best to assassinate free government in
the state of Pennsylvania by open
plundering and bold defiance of consti-
tutional restraints. Before we asperse
our naturalzed citizens let us take into
account the manners and the methods
of our natives"
The Washington Post Qnd.) says:
But by all means let us do something
to reward Jim Parker. We are all
proud of him and grateful to him. Up
in Buffalo they are trying to make a
fool of Parker, buying his buttons and
his shoes and pieces of his clothes. and
generally going on like a set of maudlin
lunatics. They won't succeed, however
He'll keep his head. He is the right
sort. He comes from the section that
produces level headed negroes. So we
shall celebrate him-first in plaudits
and then in some substantial fashion
that will last his time. The country
ought to provide for him so that his
head will always have a shelter and
his big. brave heart be saved forever
from the pang of poverty and want"
The Galveston (Tex.) News (Dem.)
says: prince Chun, the brother of the
Emperor of China. returns home with
out a single abrasion or bump on his
forehead caused by his humping his
head on the floor or rubbing his nose
in the carpets of Potsdam. While he
goes away smiling the Emperor is as
mad as hornet because the willy Ce-
lestials prevented the greatest show on
earth. IL was to be a strictly one
ring performance with the Emperor as
ringmaster and the Chinese doing the
animal aet,''
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-13
probahlv nohodu IMAGINED that there

Probably nobody imagined that there
was any connection between Grover
Cleveland and the tragedy at Buffalo
last Friday. yet it seems there was,
to the advantage of President McKin-
ley. The Presidents stomach was all
most empty when he was shot, which
was regarded by the physicians as a
most fortunate circumstance. How
that condition came about is thus ex-
planned in a Buffalo special to the Her
aid; When Mr. Mckinley sat down
to lunch he asked Mr.. Milburn (his
host) If he knew Grover Cleveland. The
conversation grew so interesting that
the President forgot to eat much, and
that slight circumstance made it posi-
BILE to save the Presidents life"
-s~@-%
Discussion of the custom of grace
before meat. on which subject we COM
mented some days ago, seems to have
become widespread. a number of cor
respondents having taken it up in some
of the Northern papers. And it APP
pears from the letters of the CORE
spondents that probably the favorite
grace" is the following:
I'VE thank the Lord, for this our food,
But most of all for Jesus blood.
Let mama to our souls be given,
The Bread of Life sent down from
Heaven"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12

him and better for ourselves. If when
lie comes over here we treat him with
contempt, he Will be treated with con-
tempt by the natives when he gets home.
But il over there they set the idea that
We have high idea OF Asuinaldo3s inn
portance. when he gets back he Will have
a following Which may MAXI us
trouble"
Gen Grant seems to be endowed with
the same practical common sense his
INDUSTRIOUS father displayed so oftsn His
plan OF putting him on the same plane
With other prisoners Would do more 10
take the conceit out of him than any
thing else that could be suggested. His
hlnt that his Importance should not be
nlasniiied il he visits the states vii
probably have little weight, as those
VINO haze regarded him az a second
Washington would be extensively on
tsilsiNe u their attentions. This. as
Grant says, would give his countlyrnsn
as aaeu, estimate of his Importance
For The axe Of his own people ana our
naifetlsst self respect it is TO be hoped ne
may stay Al home and attempt to atone,
Ter the evil he has wrought
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
BLocKADED.

Some In Every Household in Mar
slnlltoWn but They Arc Growing
Less.
The back aches because the kidneys are
blockaded
Help the Kidneys with their work.
The back Will ache TO more.
Lots Of proof that Doan's Kidney pills
do this.
Its the best proof. for it comes from
Marshalltown.
MIR. George +. shillato. special agent
of the Metropolitan Accident Associa-
ton. of Chicago. located at East Main
street. says: The great value of
Doan's Kidney Pills and the superior
quality of Doar's Ointment is soon APP
parent to the user. had trouble with
my kidneys for some five or six years,
The main symptoms being dull. heavy
aches in my back nearly all the time.
Remedies. so-called. failed 70 cure and
1 often wondered how long the annoy
anee Intended to cling to me. despite
the numberless attempts l made to
check II. Hearing about Doan's Kidney
Pills 1 procured box at Mcbride s.
Wills drug store. Use quickly demon
strated the great value of the prepare
ton. In a short time an absolute cure
was evident. l most heartily recon-
mend Doan's Ointment and earnestly
advise all sufferers from any annoyance
which this remarkable ointment is com
pounded to believe to give 1t trial. The
results VIII surprise them
Sold for 80 cents per box. Foster NIL.
burn Company. Buffalo. N. Y. sole
agent, for the United States.
Remember the name. Doan's. and
take no other.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
A THREATENED EPIDEMIC.

~ lhe May number OF The Iona fl.altl
lsulletin the latsness OF witch Dr. llS,l.
tssiy apelosizes for. the doctor grave
informs ms readers Of another possible
asliiietiei' IN the fellewiEg paragraph.
With ms piasue knocking a, ON wHest.
eipefss With tno perennial nlanac pS
ssa'5M ieNsr on etii SOUTH with small
pm everywhere. and with grip com
iiis and stsiRs a.! over tlle country aui
renders. will iesrat to hear OF anotfl.i
threatened epidenlie. TheIe is, however,
ars e1iliiias l39M from the south ana ii.
epidsnie threatens 10 ~ Widespread
alai 10 be 10 rsspoeter II SEX o. agy 81
ses@tlaIiar II cam hardly be said t!ls1i
t1efssis any kE9Mn prevsntaii2l thar i
reliable The business man 10. his count,
saas rom, tila ir0t.ssicnal man n MS
Slllse, Sii2 mechanic IN his sk,p the
iail1ist tel@wiEg the ploW ana tllS
tettehef aud has pupil are slil slibjet.t Is
l6is hlatafiN File an epidemic. il
ail29t ps stiiytiy said u b contagious
s.; isltss1itisis nct does one attack prevent
4 '2ssaaan gise w haze known per-
ssiss ~ haNa these attacks seize thn
SetfS q liee sssion. T'iles i great .ls,sz
sifGge an ,tsl5lfsssHt .tlrsd faeNng 4
Z great aversion 10 exereise and whsle
yete ihsre Is ~ Utmost inability.
i's5i! ier in9asiras ys5r9 perform the at,iv-
a1'a u iife llie apl5.tIte Is n0t se..-
ssaity impaired, tho 'lie food aiken ,ises
iiet sem e benetii the patient rather
tnefsases the ilttieultg There Is also
inaHh#d drawsilless NY have hat. 81 -
etal attacks u NJ, sp4cially ia cur
seangsr Gays ii@b6fS all ana strap
9is WRff falpi'lte rfAisaies til9 i4thgr
aapieasatli q take. Sl tho applisSi Y
'tsiially 4 ene Of the affections thar
~ iNessfsa most successfully by moral
meas tifss stish u VIZ apidieati9n 81 4
system q rsmaEfis am! puma ninests.
nfortuFatsly II nlfle cases 8f slnall-
IlaS, few s!.e u Il. aiad hence the naces-
liy fqr prevention and lteatme,t IS not
tGifS sealizec. 1'te tliseas Is iil Il nlesis
a Aefetlitaly tho perhafs lsrssly the
salt q iIietserelogi@al sistai9ns. IS
p#eissllY abrupt tll4iflal hang toiie~-
Ing a ioW barometer The disease is
KNOW as verHai q spring fever
Mana rsadFs ttve hasi the fever and
sotisr ;inS! ars Il. n plf.ase INTO
the TIN q SIMMER Lass tt.ss- II is tbs
same t5iea feea nii.g So
stqea. Ii sile dter an 81 " ms
l.eN atlmber ID s.ae ~ fi'escI.be Il,
lie may DO Il Fuhlie svrVice
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
7urdttrsdap, ar.,tr u. 1901

ployers having acceded to the demand
for nine-hour day with ten hours pay.
and these have already begun to pay so
cents week into tlle strike fund. In
addition, the local union has a surplus
of $4,000 in the treasury and a defense
fund for emergencies that is supposed
to reach $4,000. The leaders say that
every dollar of this will be spent, if nee
essary, to win the fight. and in the
meantime many will be unable TO enjoy
the fruits of a prosperous era.
Toni always hate to pass an ice
cream saloon when I'm walking with
my girl.
Dick-1've never happened to pass
one.
it?
Dick-I don't manage 1T; she does She
always insists upon going in.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12

at the Times Republican because, hold
dares support the candidacy of MIR
Gummins, turns its Walls Of wrath upon
senator Dolliver ana wants to know ii
.Summins is climbing o power and
place over Shaw's prestlate form by
virtue of Delivers ingratitude.'' The
Eagle says 'on these lines (railway as-
sessment9 a. Il. Cummins the chief re-
former, has Non out in the Tenth dis
tTiet Dolliver. the chief legatee of the
Shaw administration, remains quiet
While his beneiactor Is being slaugh-
tered and says ii is none OF his fight
It is Very evident that the fact of
eummins having Won out in the Tenth
elstiiet' is causing untold grief to the
sesd organization. but we have Yet TO
near that either Shaw or Deliver are
slaatlN worried over it, Whcn an ennis
saiy direct from Boss Blythe visited
Senator Deliver With the great tyrant's
demands Dolliver il reported 10 have
ariiHlly replied You'd better sse Shaw.
about IL The fact is that Shaw is.,hru
with the soveruership ard il new look
Ing toward the presidency Dolliver
wants 70 be elected senator by the next
issls'atuIs Mi. t'enmins has demon
sMated his intention Of Ms, interferiile
.S,ith lthe am, ,i,.i,.,,g,s- 3t
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
HOW GRANT WOULD TREAT HIM.

Gen. Frederick d. Grant. who lately
returned from the Philippines. in a re-
cent speech at reception given by U.
S. Grant Post, G. A. r.. in New York
city. expressed himself about Aguinaldo
in the following terms:
"Aguinaldo was not as much of cap
ture in the Philippines as he seems to
have been here. To tell the truth, he
had lost about all his influence. Now
we do not want to treat him as if we
considered him Of some Importance. We
can't kill him. of course, but we wan,
to make him feel that he stands ON the
same footing with any other Filipino
II we should fine him $40, send him to
Jail for thirty days and set him to
breaking rock it would be better TO,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
Low Rates To HufrnIo.

The Iowa Central railway. the best
and most direct line from the west and
northwest to the PanAmerican EXPOSE
ton. takes pleasure in announcing very
low round trip rates to Buffalo, N. Y,
from May Is to Sept. 30. 1901. For routes,
rates. full information and Interesting
Pan American literature call on any
Iowa Central railway agent. or address
George S. Batty. G. p. & T. A., Mar
shalltown, Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
DoLLlyeR.s REAL FRIENDS.

4 yH.-. ~.
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has sounded :ie KY note G Tie whS'lf'
poiltieal sitt.at.ei. H the T6nth district
81 ~ ~ s.. 49,. Sa,s
'ssi ,s'siiS i 80 8. 's7ls'is Ais'
MINIS naen 4ne mat NJ G'timniils
rneir are ei3ealy p.3S,iifg reveaea dn Dol
,ivse ~ iss ,...es,s-.j ,ssa..s tr 49,
esstis's ; s'ti s. stii1iits'i9,
III a strong t.itplal aslNisthg 2ubii-
cans IL Hamilton county t3 sst no.
y Wy ~ ~. 8 III =
''lss'i35 s'sf1 = 80 all'.
sisas $3.50 Ha2
s i'lAs'lfsats'A - " ~ -
SsAsi 1851. i.''' ~ ~ Slu' ~ s.
Ma9 - 3ifsS n go il.tfss.,3s ai-s1 Y 'Sst
e5dI'tss Sc suSi ai3p3.iss'ii'stas VIZ eisss.st
ara aaN,'esis'A ~ ls,sss''iAu. sfEsi.aza7
.t'sa Mtsitlis Wy i'as5.irai ~ siissi.
MssS 'ts;3ssesiit u33ts i.is s'2itsSssiits ny
lfalttsi sstlite siie - es.ii'sia e. asS'iii7
~ s33lliss A tss = w s3is
arr - = z
stttsiiiaii = il'2aH w eaias''1iitt
l3ls liv .i'.'is,.'1 ~
,.., -. ii ,6sir orp5sjtIon 8 bjs
domination for tnat office are men whe
most strenuonsly opposed MS not1lna7
VIZ py ens ss'l's'il assss'iois s9i : nlls,a
5,,r,5ssas r,,,,i,,,,ns.n4 IS, mar M.
-, ~ 49,. e,,.,.s,,,ier -rh,ss. s.s,,,..
gentlemen now openly declare their
intended 9Pposits9n tes senator D9s i'
-, 49,. $50.
his late opponent f0r the senatorial as.
pointment-th Hon. "A. Il. Cummins.
rhas both the ayowed friends Nnd sup
p2'isrs y sits i'9.i.ss' aiiu ~. 49,
49, of inc. later n, seeming the nom
nation for governor Everywhere in
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
BEYOND APPEAL.
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR
Smiths Green Mountain
Renovation
Come from an Eminent Professor.
WILLARD u. MORSE. n. o., +. 3. 5. Sc.
Of WesttleId. n. j.,
AUTHOR OF MANY MEDICAL TEXT BOOKS
Endorses without stint Smiths Green Mountain
Renovation.


Endorses without stint Smiths Green Mountain
Renovation.
So long as a remedy is truly scientific
and actually does good, it is recognized
by tho most liberal physicians and tho
best chemists.
Prof Morse, of Wcstfold, N. j., who
has devoted his life to the study of new
remedies and has probably investigated
as many different preparations as any
modern thcrapeutist. except perhaps
Sir John Lawcs. writes among many
other complimentary phrases concern-
ing SMITHS GREEN MOUNTAIN RENO
v-NroR, the following -
II find at the outset that this is vegetable
remedy, and that It did originate with regular
practitioner. In fact, physicians prescribe 1t,
icine. 1t puts the blood buck into order when It
has become depraved. Icould not choose bet
t., f tern, than 70 say IT, Tenoya,es the blood.
performed. and health issues q matter Of
Physiological course, It gives tone and elasticity
10 the organs, which by reason of the blood be-
inl; impure and out of order are debltated and
languishin,. Doing this, it must needs be
remedy for functional disorders diseases Of the
nHtr Riu,lry5, StDiills.i, Sktu Dladder unu other
Organs. In its mission OF adding vigor and
strength to the system. it restores health and
strength TO the nerve structures. You could call
it, if you please. Is food for nerve starvation.
Though do not know any connected with
the ST. Adams Remedy Company they are de.
serving of kind thoughts aud words for pushing
this medicine. which s mild. pleasant and harm.
less in its action, while bein;; permanent aud
efficient without s,ibjccting the system to any
violent reaction. !"
Tho above interesting comments on
this preparation, which we arc so fortu-
nate as to have preserved to us to-day,
will be of interest to all suffering from
disordered blood, broken down nerves
and the many kindred ills that como
from such affections.
We would advise any one seeing the
need of tonic and spring inyigorator
to try this most potent and harmless of
known preparations. The good that
will DO accomplished bya SINGLE bottle
of this will prove that it has intrinsic
merit.
We arc sole agents and guarantee its
action, and will refund the cost Of the
preparation in every instance where
everything is not accomplished that is
claimed for it.
B. A. MORGAN, Sole Agent,
Niarshnlltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
Seven Ycnrs In led.

Will Wonders ever eease?'' INQUIRE
the fliends Of Mrs. l.. fease, of Law
renee. Kas. They knew she had been
Unable 70 leaye her bed in seven years
on account of kidney ard liver trouble.
nervous prost,ation and general debit
ty: but Three bottles of Electric Bit
tsrs enabled me 10 walk. !" she writes,
and ~ three months ! felt like liz "
person Women suffering from head
'cae, bachaehe. nervousness. sleepleSs-
rags. melancholy faintins and dizzy
spells viii find ii a priceless blessing.
Try il. Satisfaction is guaranteed. Only
" cents. George T. Powers.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-12
Keep Your Bowels Strong.

Constipation or diarrhoea when your
bowels are out Of order. Cascarets
Candy Cathartic will make them act
naturally. Genuine tablets stamped c..
G. c. Never sold in bulk. All druggists.
10 cents.