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Annexation.
Evolution.

own satisfaction, that the establishment
VI protectorate on conventional lines
Is the W1sest course to pursue. But he
CLAIMS that he is not bound to consider
the capacity of the people of the Philip
pines, ana many will not agree with him
IN this. The book as whole has MANY
OF the characteristics of a lawyers brief
IL Is one-s1ded. 1t is not broad dis
cussion Of the subject, in the sense that
II does not exhaust every side of the sub
Ject; 1t Celebrates matter which NAV be
used to the betterment of the authors
position and ignores rather than dis
proves the soundness of arguments which
90 not correspond with his
The anomalous position of Cuba is dis
cussed in final chapter. Mr. Randolph
holds that whatever real sovereigntv
there is in Cuba today is vested in the
representatives Of the United States who
administer the government of Cuba"
that our occupation is terminable at will
by the recognition of a Cuban state, and
that this recognition should not be with
held in pursuance Of wish to annex the
island = AN end which, If improper,
should not be pursued, and, if proper
should be gained by the straightforward
method of annexation by an act of con-
gress.'
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LONELY SACRIFICES.

II comparatively easy to make sacrifices
mat are appreciated as such and receive
tnelr due reward of loving gratitude, but
When the costly gift is accepted with no
real understanding of what it's bestoWal
meant to the giver, then remuneration be-
comes hard. Yet life demands Of us many
such sacrifices-the choice between an
otherS happiness and our own, between
ancthers welfare and our own where in
terests clash-Which in the nature OF
lhlngs must remain unknown to others
and often are not clearly comprehended
even by the ones whom they benefit The
grit has come, they rejoice in that but
It's cost is unrecognized. That which was
SO frelghted with struggle and pain
seems to the onlooker but natural hap
pen1ng, and perhaps to the recipient
scarcely more.
1t is not easy to remain brave and
sweet under such circumstances. HUI
man nature Graves it's need of human
praise and sympathy, yet character never
crows INTO such strength and beauty as
W1en It is sharing some trial with God
only, appearing not unto men to fast.
out lifting steadfast eyes unto the Father
VINO sees in secret.
Al last thy joy shall be full sweetheart,
IN the garden so fair to see
In the Masters words of praise for all
In look of his own for thee!"
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Presidents IN Rbgme
A NEW VERSION.
RIGHT Up TO DATE.

RIGHT UP TO DATE.
We have already printed two or three
rhymes about the presidents. The follow
ing is a new list, and is correct historical
ly, if not POLITICALLY:
The first Of our Presidents, every one
knows,
For yearly the fame of George Washing
ton grows.
When near eight years he'd served, John
Adams served four;
Thomas Jefferson followed for eight years
more.
James Madison next, and then James
Monroe
Each sat for two terms; next, for one
term, you know,
Came an Adams again, John Quincy bv
name.
Andrew Jackson for two terms as pres
1dent came.
Then Martin Van Buren, four Years held
sway,
But William H. Harrison, in a month,
passed away.
Giving place to John Tyler who next
And became president, the full term to
complete.
James K. Polk, for one term, came from
Then Zachary Taylor, the next one we
see
But death, ere two years. called him from
the race,
Willard Fillmore completing the term IL,
his place.
Franklin Pierce, his successor the next
four years,
Then for one term James Buchanan ap-
pears,
Then Abraham Lincoln, whose first term
was passed
In guiding our country through wars
fierce blast;
But his second term hardly begins when
1t ends
And his murder brings grief to his mil
lions of friends
Andrew Johnson completed the unexpired
space,
Then Ulysses S. Grant for eight years
held the place.
Rutherford 3. Hayes for one term held
the chair,
Though Democrats held his election un-
fair.
James A. Garfield the people next chose
as their chief
But though mourned by the country. his
time was but brief,
For a murderer's hand shot the president
dead,
And Chester A. Arthur was chief in his
stead.
Grover Cleveland for four years next sat
in the chair,
When Benjamin Harrison succeeded him
there.
-Four years, in his turn in the seat to re-
main,
And when his term ended came Cleve-
land again.
For William Mckinley one term is now
o'er
And the people have given him -four
years more
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geon. But neither Beecher nor Spurgeon
ever moved their congregations as George
Whitefield moved the multitudes on the
public squares Of London, or on the hill
sides Of the collieries; or as Jonathan
Edwards moved his people at Northamp-
ton.
OF course we could wish that George
Washington had enjoyed some Of the lux
uries which are the common lot of hu-
mainly today; that he could have ridden
to his inauguration in a palace car In
stead of on horseback; that he could have
helloed to the telephone girl; that he
could have been photographed instead Of
sitting for days before painter; that he
could have had a reporter to write him
up; and a war correspondent to give him
victories when there were none to be
had by fighting; that he could have
made fortune by watching the ticker"
instead of blowing, sowing and reaping;
that he could have seen the Columbian
exposition, and have heard the din of
real Fourth Of July celebration; and that
he could have had physician who did
not believe in bleeding a patient to
death
But take it all in all, George Washing
ton lived in the best time for himself
and for the rest Of us that heaven could
have given him.
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Making M2en,

GIVE THE BOYS PLENTY TO EAT.
Recent cases have come to my knowl-
edge Of boys just entering manhood who
have failed in health, says a writer in
Table Talk. THE body has grown tall
and slender, but not filed out" TIE fond
mother has said, land yet we have been
so careful of MS eating" AS if to pre-
vent q hearty growing boy from eating
as much as he wanted was the sure way
20 perfect health!
When some member of the family, no.
ticeably the mother, has suffered from
dyspepsia, and is under the advice Of a
specialist for this particular disorder, her
condition ought not to be allowed to dis
turb the appetites of the other members
Of the family. AS she sits at the table
with scant relish for food, and sees her
hungry 14-year-old son stow away en-
ough for three ordinary persons, accord
!ng to her estimate, she signs aUdibly
and suggests that lone helping ought to
- enough" She little comprenends the
needs Of the growing muscles and bony
structure and vital organs. All are cry
ing out for more fuel and with the boys
hearty exercise and vigorous growth
comes this imperious demand for the
right sort Of food and plenty of 1t.
Plain, wholesome food, such as meat,
eggs. milk, cereals and legumes, cooked
We'll, ought, with the boy who has plenty
OF exercise, to produce a man who can
endure the strain of life without break
ing down at its very threshold The
trouble sometimes begins in the Gnwlse
effort CT the female portion Of the family
to economic in the table fare Meat is
extremely expensive; therefore we will
find its substitute"
Instead of the life giving steak fruit
is given the place of honor at the break
fast table. Hungry boys are set down
TO a meal of uncooked fruit-an orange,
it may be-and a dish Of oatmeal and
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LAW AND POLICY


This book by c. F. Randolnb Voc
"ritten with special reference to the
fhllpplhes, but chapter is devoted TO
observations on the status of Cuba. II
- 81 Lar as IL goes, an admirable pres
entatlon Of the legal and political asnects
VI annexation" Something more than
special reference to the Philipnines,,
chafacterizes the volume, which is writ
ten with an eye single to its application
10 the problems of annexation as thew
nave oeen brought out by the acquisition
of the Philippines under the treaty of
far1s Mr.. Randolph comedies the ner-
tectlon or the title of the United States
70 the philippines, but (and this Is the
keystone of the authors argument
throughouD nothing can overcome his
conclusion that land thus brought with
IN the complete and exclusive soyereigntv
OF our legislature can not be a foreign
country, but must be part of the United
States"
The conclusions set forth in the second
chapter, The Constitution and the Phil
lEplnes, are anticipated after reading
the authors observations in his intro
ouctory chapter. He is strongly of the
opinion that the constitution Is self-ex-
tending, and he asserts that "of all
heresles that embarrass the fair discus
sion of the Philippine question. few are
more m1schievous than the notion that
congress is competent to grant and. If
to grant, to take away or withhold, the
constitution at pleasure" And it nat
urally follows that the president and
senate, acting as 8 treaty making Body,
are quite as incompetent to play with the
organic law from which their existence
and their powers are derived If, the
author later says in a chapter on 1.-The
Application Of the Constitution In the
iTT0iTo &c,
the Philippines as a subject province, at
least let us keep the constitution I'M
spoiled by interpretations that do VOL
ence to its spirit and which are only 20
be recommended by their momentary
convenience for present application. Rec
ognition Of the constitution in the Phil
1ppines would not in Mr. Randolphs
opinion, check the expansion Of the re-
public; sit will tend to guide the course
of expansion Alright" An amendment to
the constitution delegating imperial
prerogatives would secure lawful and
adequate powers, and would serve to dis
tinguish the republic, governed under the
old organic law, from outlying provinces
ruled as policy shall dictate" Such an
amendment, in the authors view, is alb
solutely necessary if the United States
not congress or the executive but the
United States, are lawfully to govern
subject provinces.
Again in the chapter on '"The Govern
ing of the Philippines" Mr. Randolph
asserts: THE legal right of congress to
establish a territorial government with
out the cooperation, or even the consent,
of the people, results from the necessary
denial of popular sovereignty in the ter
ritories; but this government, however it
may be imposed must rule in conformity
to the constitution
The authors idea of the proper course
to be pursued under the present condi-
lions is found in the chapter on 1.-The
Alienation of the Philippines and after
of view, including that of the lingo, Mr..
Randolph demonstrates, at least to his
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GZdenlp Fnn....
CD Said by the Old Folks.

NOT Vets your daughter finish
ed musician" mot yet; but the neigh
bors are making threats"
NOT THAT KIND.-New Wife: ''E
wish to get some butter, please" Deal
er: Roll butter, ma amp" New Wife:
No! We wish to eat it on biscuits
WANTED TIME-Henry Guy Carleton
the playwright, stammers very badly at
times. Not SO long age he stopped Nat
Goodwin OH the street and said to him,
NAT, will you gg-give me half an
h-hour for f-hvo minutes con-ver-s-sa-
tion:"
THE ONLY THING-A man once
wrote to a Western lawyer for informa-
ton in regard to a person who had
owed him considerable sum of money
for long time. What property has he
which l could attach?" he asked. The
lawyers reply was brief and to the
point: 1.-THE man died six months age
He has left nothing subject to attach
ment save a widow
A FINE DISTINCTIONS said
the milkman to his new boy "dye see
what I'm dom OFF, Yes, SIR replied
James, you're a-pourin water into the
milk" mo, I'm not, James, I'm a-pour-
in milk into the water; so If anybody
asks you If I put water into the milk
you can tell 'em no. Alters stick to the
truth, James Cheatin is bad 'nough,
but lynn is wuss."
FAULT OF THE INVITATION-NTrs
Downtown cannot understand why Mrs.
UpStreet did not accept her invitation.
This is what the invitation said: My
Tear Mrs. Upstreet-I am going to en-
terrain few people on Thursday evening
next, and this is to ask you to be one
Of the number. I know you do not care
for society functions, but You will feel
perfectly at ease at this one as nobody
of any consequence is invited
POVERTY STRICKEN.-Visito Cat
poorhouse)-"Where did that f1ne-looking
pauper come FROM" superintendent
1.-THE city. He owns the ST. Fashion
flats" my goodness Why is he here?'
HE charges such high rents that they
have been empty since the second year"
Hum! He seems to be on familiar foot
ing with good many of the other pau
pers." Yes; they are the people who
were his tenants the first year"
NOT HIS DAY-"Does you want to see
de president Of de road?" queried the
colored man who sat in a chair at the
heao or the stairs. Yes, he's the man
I want to see, replied the caller.
Bout pass Or sunthin?" About buy
ing out the road for $4,000, 900. Can you
attend to the business for me?'' 81
'spects I could, sab; but, dis bein my
second day yere an bein' amt feelin'
powerful well, perhaps you'd better see
de president hisself-right down de hall
an second doah to de left, sah''
COTTTDN,T KEFp TIT Af+ar I,oor5no
evidence in an assault case between man
and wife, in which the wife had had
deal of provocation, the magistrate,
turning to the husband remarked: "My
good man, really cannot do anything
in this case" "But she has cut piece
Of my ear off, SIR Well" said the
magistrate, 81 will bind her over to keep
the peace" you can't" shouted the
husband; she's thrown it away!'
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To Test Minds So
Inclined.

Answers were received in the following
order: Alice Paxton, THE Albion" St.
Paul; Evelyn Grady, 20 Valley street, st
Paul; Marie DENTIST, Hudson, Wis; JOS
eph Baxter, AnOka, MINI.
PROBLEMS
To be answered March a:
A. B. Hessing. New Ulm, submits the
following:
3I-A man had II sons; the youngest
was years old and the Oldest IS: thew
increased in arithmetical progression
What was the common differences Of
their ages?
Evelyn Grady, 20 Valley street, St.
Paul, submits the following:
8S.-A club of seven persons agreed to
dine together every day successfully, so
long as they could sit down to table diff
ferently arranged. How many dinners
would be necessary for that purpose?
To be solved by progression.
Henry Allison. 62 John street, St. Paul,
submits the following:
S9,-What difference is there between
twice eight and fifty and twice fifty
eight-and what is their product?
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EVOLUTION


The method of evolution is the subject
of well written work from the pen
Of Prof. H. w. Conn. The book is what
1t pretends to be-a review Of the sub
ject as it stands today, presenting the
studies Of the three great evolutionists.
modified and extended by the younger
scientists. 1t is free from controversy
or partisanism, and presents the chief
points in the evolutionary theory in clear
and appreciative language
The theory Of evolution is an establish
ed and accepted fact in scientific study.
The controversy that convulsed the scien-
tific world for a greater part Of the lat
ter half(of the nineteenth century Is def
lnitely closed The question is 10 longer
one of the fact but of the method of
evolution. Progress and deterioration
are alike the result Of variation and seIec-
tive survival; science must now discover
the causes Of variation and trace the eff
feet of conflict and liberation on the in
dfv1dual, and on species. Heredity is
recognized as a powerful predetermining
factor in organic evolution, but the man
ner and extent of transmission of char
acter1stics is yet to be made clear The
men who fought the first fight against
unprogressive theology and ignorance
in this case synonymous terms-haVe
finished their work and younger men
must carry 1t on. Prof. Conn speaks as
an exponent Of the younger school in
describing the work that has been done
down to date in systematizing and amplt-
flying the primary conclusions. Discus
sion of the method of evolution naturally
begins with the work Of three geat men,
Darwin, Lamarck and Weissmann OAR
wins theories of conflict and survival
leave much of the origin of variations
yet unexplained. Lamarck and Weiss
mann draw clear issue on the transmits
sion Of acquired characteristics, the one
affirming, the other denying it. Prof
Conn's statement of the difference be-
tween the two and of Weissmann's dis
tinction between the part played by germ
and body-plasm in heredity is eminent
ly fair and scientific.
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PRIZES
A copy of a story book will be sent to
me me nrst person to send in answers to all
the puzzles.
me boy or girl who sends in the best
original puzzle this week will receive a
printed in due time with full credit to
Ine writer. All puzzles should be written
distinctly. Do not write questions on
one SIDE and give answers on the back.
Do not send in any except original puz-
zies. Puzzles copied from other papers
are not original.
Address all communications relating to
matters appearing in "the Family For
UNI, to Puzzle Editor, Daily Clio e, St.
Paul, MINI.
ANSWERS
TO puzzles appearing Feb. "a:
list. Paul Daily Globe
1l7.-Square word:
g L o B e
LO AL
o &C HIRE
BARIC
E l. E CT
11s.-An endless chain: /. Rest. O.
Star. 3; Arno. T. Node. 5. Desk. 6.
Arch II. Chap. IL Apex. 10. Exit.
IL Tyre. 10. Rest
120.--McKinlcY
Answers were received in the following
order but none in full: Loretto Car
ney, l66 SherbUrne avenue st. Paul. Al
va Burnett, Stillwater, MINI; Hannah
7 harris, Winona, Mimi; James Simpson,
Willmar. MINI.
PUBL ES
To be answered March a:
= Susan Waynick: THE Buckingham"
St Paul, submits the following palm
oromes Each Of the spaces where
words are omitted must be filled with
words that spell the same backwards and
forward: 49, an
d28)
"A ID drive out one morning IN
the the ola g-g. She had threatened to
before. H-h vowed that she herself
WOULD never do anything SO ridiculous
put "A Moore replied: "H-h! It
is not ID to be- ashamed of. 1t is
only a little fun and SIS Is no m
Tor company" Just then a little black
Pf b. say say fit to PIP around the corner.
he beheld the funny old vehicle and be-
gan to bark. 'Ide SIS the joke" laugh
ed "A. The &c lamb was attracted
by the commotion, and e--e m the
was g=g and, inouirinS
why -" allowed such $
Evelyn Grady, 20 Valley street. St
Paul, submits the following charade:
Q29.)
MY LIST is in miss, but not in catch.
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chicken croquettes fried in butter. as
only the Romans know how. Fruit also
there is daily, for preference ripe, iusc-
ious pears. During the day the aged
pontiif takes coffee several times, with
little sugar, finding 1t an agreeable
stimulant. His wine, of which he drinks
sparingly, is of the purest, usually
present from abroad, and is kept in
special wine cellar, the key of which is
held by the pope himself.
All the meals of the papal household
ere conducted with strict attention to
routine, there being q time for every
thing, and as certain hours come round
so surely are certain things done.
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nineteenth century as the greatest time
ever known, which was well enough, be-
cause we were born in it. But it taxes
the sublimity Of egotism to declare that
the period in which we have lived was
greater than that spanned by the life Of
Washington. In our day the inventor
and the engineer have set Inyrads of
wheels in motion. There were move
ments mightier than those of the steam
engine in the days of Washington. To-
day we see things by electric light. The
men of Washington's time saw things In
the light Of a wisdom and craftsmanship
never surpassed, scarcely raralleled
They blocked out history for ages to
come.
The elder Pitt turned the United
Kingdom into the British Empire. Our
fOrefathers turned the British Colo1i&s
into the United States and gave to the
world the American republic. Napoleon
flashed upon human sight with a great
ness never equaled except by Alexan-
der. He knocked down thrones, he set
up thrones. History changed its face
with the French Revolution. Behold
I make all things new might be writ
ten across the political features of this
period.
1t was a time of oratory. So many elo-
Guent tongues, great tongues, were never
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-10
Curious Things In
Life and Literature.

lA.-Cinderella is the heroine of a fairy
taie. She was the drudge Of the house,
put upon by her two elder sisters.
While the elder sisters were at ball. a
falry came, and having arrayed the lit
lie clnder girl in ball costume. sent her
in magnificent coach to the palace
where the ball was given. The prince
fell IN love with her, but knew not who
she was. This, however, he discovered
by means Of glass slipper which size
dropped, and which fitted no foot but
her own
122.-Famed in song and story Is the
Lorele1, or Lurlei, a rock which rises
perpendicularly from the Rhine. to the
Height Of Az feet, near St: Goar It used
to be dangerous to boatmen, and has a
celebrated echo. But the name is best
known from Heine's song of the siren
who sits on the rock combing her long
tresses, and singing so ravishingly that
the boatmen, enchanted by the music OF
her voice, forget their duty, and are
drawn upon the rock and perish
Answers were received from Edwin
Barton. Mankato, Mimi. Fanny Smith,
Huron, S. D., and J. H. Speakman. Far
go, N. D., giving in substance the above.
QUESTIONS.
To be answered March q.
129.-What two chapters in the Bible arc
just alike?
130.-What is the Madonna?
1S1.-According to the Bible who was
the father of musical instruments?
132.-When was the name Christian first
used?
133.-What is the Bulwer-Clayton
treaty?
134-What is cumulative votingP
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A muster of pea-,A herd of sw;na
COCKS A skulk of foxes,
"A sIeSe Oh herons, pack of wolves,
A brood of grouse A sounder nf h0es'
plump of wild A troop of monkaIe
IoWi, A pride of lions,
A stand of plovers, la sleuth a hears
At the risk OF repeating some of the
above oddities of language. the fo1Iowino
newspaper para graph is ou0t a. uihinR
further illustrates the subject "a mr.
Der Of sheep together is called a fiock.
But flock Of pretty girls is called a bevy,
ana q levy OF wolves is a pack, a pack
OF thieves a gang, q, gang of angels a.
hest, a host OF porpoises a shoai, a shoaI
OF bufIaloes lerd, herd of children a
troop, a troop Of beauties a galaxy, q.
galaxy Of ruffianS a horde a horde of
mules drove, a drove Of rowdies a mob
a mob of whales a school, a school of
Worshlpers a congregation, a congrega-
tlon of engineers corps, a corps of rob-
bers band, band of locusts a swarm.
and swarm OF people a crowd.
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Why American Girls
Marry Foreigners.

aces, what constitutes real culture.
Doubtless the noble Count Boni de Cas-
tellane is her ideal.
If the countess would prove her asser-
ton that American girls marry foreign
ers simply for the brand of culture they
receive, let her bring over a number
OF Europeans who have culture, but no
titles. Let them be put on the market
and advertised as bargains in European
culture and see how many of them will
be married in a year. If European for
tune hunters had to depend solely on
their culture to contract rich alliances,
there would be mighty little American
money going abroad to patch up decayed
European estates. 1t is the title that
attracts certain American heiresses,
large proportion of whom rue the day
they surrendered hand and fortune to it.