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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

II your ears stand out like the dust
arrester On Pullman car you have
criminal tendencies. Professor LON
broso, CriminologiSt, says so. lie says
also that the little ehcll-likc ear which
IS cultivated by some women as a sign
of high birth, is heightened chimpan-
zoe
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26
FORTUNE IN TIE MISTlETOE

y Georgia there is n farm
devoted TO mistlctoc and
holly growing. 1t is
owned by the Cartlcdge
family. consisting Of
mOthc? and two daugh-
ters, but the daughters
do the farming. Ii all
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Ull[RDSTNlAS
~ lDDSD1[ES
~ cast Pig.--In the FIRST place
nh never roast pig Owe
~ i've weeks old and three
AA weeks Is the better age. D.
not trust to the butchers
cleaning, hut go over every part
of the body and give thor
ough cleaning. Roll UP the ears
in creased cloths, to prevent their
burning; stun the pig with stale bread
dressing seasoned with pepper, pow
dered sage and butter. In stuffing the
pig leave room for the bread to swell
and sew up neatly. SkcWer the fore
legs forward; the hind legs backward
Rub all over with butter. drodgc with
flower that has been seasoned with
salt and pepper. place a piece OF wood
between the teeth and stand on the
rack in driprinS pan. Roast in
moderate oven, basting every 10 min
nutps with melted butter, to which a
little boiling water has been added
The timc for roasting will vary from
2L to / hours, according 60 the size o.
the pig. The ears should be unwrap
ped the last threc-quartcrs of an hour
h mic In 1pr
platter with garland of cress OF
something green around the edge. Pat
a wreath of parsley around the neck
and something In the mouth-a lemon
or apple. bit of caulihower or any
thing effective. The dishes compile
mental to roast pig are apple sauce
turnips and sweet potatoes.
Plum Pudding. The best plum pud-
ding being the worst indigestive con
sequences, | offer modified recipe
which can vouch for as perfectly de-
liciOus." Threc-fourth cupful of mo-
lasses one cupful of brown sugar. one
cupful OF finely chopped suet. three
cupfuls OF bread crumbs, two cupfuls
of flour. one cupful Of sweet milk, one
cupful of mixed ra!sins, citron and cur
rants chopped, one teaspoonful of soda
Slft the sugar into the molasses and
add the milk and suet Mix the soda
evenly through the -four and add the
fruit TO 1t, tossing it about to insure It
being coated. then put into the wei
mixture, adding last OF all the bread
crumbs Boil or steam in molds for
three hours. This pudding may be
made week before using one being
careful to reheat thoroughly the day II
is used. Just before serving pour som,
| brandy over the pudding and set it or
! the fire, so that it will he enveloped il
blue flame when placed on the table
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Dradstrcct reports large sale OF
Canadian steel in the United States
This Is another feather returned tn
rOost In our cap. The Cape Breton
plant was put in and Is largely owned
by American capital.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26


and the stylish dresses of the ladies
who jostled him on either hand One
given to studying the faces of Christ
iEas shoppers would easily have read
the question which makes Christmas
The most pathetic as well as the happi-
ast holiday in the yPar-the question.
Can | do it with the little money |
1ave?"
At length the man caught the eye
of sales girl, and leaning over the
counter said in low voice:
Say, miss. I've got a little Teller at
home that's been talking for months
about SANITY Claus bringing him a
lorse. Id like to get him one If | can
afford 1t. How much is this?' and he
pointed to an equine paragon in front
If him.
That is three dollars" said the sales
girl. Best grade we've carried. You
see it's covered with real horse hide
and has real hair tail and name"
The mechanic shook his head hope
icssly.
Yes" he said it's a fine horse. all
right but | cant pay that much
hOught p'r'aps | could get something
for dolIar-a smaller one, mcbbe."
I'm sorry" said the girl, sympa-
thetically. but we cleaned out every
one of the cheaper kind this afternoon
and this Is the only one that's left of
the thrcc-dollar lot" Then suddenly
her face lighted mp. "Oh, say" she ox-
claimed, wait minute"
She divcd unCor the table and came
MP with a counterpart Of the horse
they had been discussing: counter
part. but with a broken leg and minus
that very useful appurtcnance, a tail.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Before growing warm in rcprimand-
ing the New York hotel clerks who
turned cX-Queen Liliuokalani in cold
ness from their doors it might be we'll
to note that one of her suite bears the
name of Hcllelukc.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Kentucky is getting ready to organ
i2e u state bar association. We had
been under the impression that there
were very few men in that common
wealth who did not belong to such an
association.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Anthony Hope says that the only
thing which remains to be done to bind
Uncle Sam and John Bull more closely
together is for someone to find a com
mon dcuOminatur for English and
American jokes. This smells like
arithmetic.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Among the recent appointments in
the naval service was that Of two gun
nors TO he ensigns. Under the ruling
Of the recent congress, promotions
from the ranks can now he made, and
the man who enters Uncle Sans sery-
ice as common sailor now has the
opportunity of becoming an admiral
That this will add greatly to the eli
cicncy OF the service will generally be
conceded
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Mr. Carnegie ought not to feel con-
cerned about the problem of disposing
of his vast wealth. The science OF
spending and that of getting are rarely
held by the same hand.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

We have it on good authority that
that lively purveyor of news, yclept
the Congressional Record, is about to
resume publication after several
months of suspension.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Who said the bicycle had passed
from the scene forever? One hundred
and twenty-five OF the machines were
stolen in this city in October.-Minnc-
apolls Times.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

The advocates of vivsection for
criminals probably would secure a
better reception for their plan IL the
world had not had the bad taste to
embrace civilization few centuries
hack
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

A contemporary remarks that, cNclu-
sive Of Alaska, We have public lands
enough for sixty Oklahumas Yet there
is only one Oklahoma, and IT is LEADING
MI the states and territories in percent
age CT growth.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

In the last thirty-three years the
United States government hes spent
2i0,00O0oO on an Indian population
not exceeding 10000 There is nj
doubt OF the bonevolence in the case,
whatever may be The degree of assimi-
latson.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26
FIrst Snowfall In 80 Years.

Young Australia got its first sight of
snow
this year. when for the first time In
about sixty years fall took place In
the populated parts Of South Austria
LA.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

The Bulgarian bandits have extend
ed their ransom proposition to the list
of January, at which time it is to be
hoped that they will turn over a new
leaf and sign a set of good resolutions
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

A photograph is good thing. but a
good oil painting is better. The new
Chicago Bible is good photograph,
but the King James version is better
literature.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

The ease with which the gentlemen
from Bulgaria made way with their
fret ultimatum will doubtless excite
the envy OF the sultan.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Eplgram by Bro. Parkhurst: good
man feels bad when he is knocked
down. A bad man takes it as part OF
his athletic training.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Magnanimity has not entirely dis
appeared from Georgia. The new dis
pensary system for the sale OF liquor
makes no distinction as to color.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Missouri's eastern account with tho
firm of Kohn, Pepper & Co. has been
converted into Cayenne Pepper. etc,
and II makes mighty good seasoning,
100.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Those highbinders of San Francisco
seem to have forgotten that highbind-
ing in that city always ends in high
hanging.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Hereafter, when the South American
city Is not bombarded as advertised.
the management will be compelled to
return the gate money.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Spain is experiencing the coolest
winter it has known in many years.
When things begin to go wrong they
always go the limit.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

San Francisco's fogs are almost as
fatal as the venerable experiment OF
trying TO run two railway trains past
each other on the same track.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

The professor who maintains that
Jersey mosquitoes do not bite is guess
ing at long range
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26
They both laughed.

THtN OOIH TdWBNEU.
You're mighty good, miss. and I'm
obliged to You"
oh. that's all right" said the girl
II know how it is Christmas times
myself" and she sighed as the Gus
toner turned happily away to play his
part of Santa Claus, veterinary sur
geon.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

There is always a finish lying in wait
somewhere down the pike. McGovern
got his, and Young Corbett will not
last long.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

Those Central Americans have to
stop and fight every few miles because
they have come to the sea or the steep
hills.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26
SANTA CLAUS. v. 6,

| HE big blond mechanic
looked awkward and out
of place in the crowd OF
women shoppers at the
toy counter. He seemed
painfully conscious of the
sharp contrast between
his old working clothes
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

II Lord Curzon has q race question
on his hands in India. he would do
well 70 throw up his Job at once.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

A national coin is recommended for
the Philippines. to take the place of
the Mexican adobe dollar.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1901-12-26

A man may have many good traits
and still lack the one necessary to
make use OF them
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20

DIRECTOR GENERAL WILLIAM l. BUCHANAN.
III the grand event. The day was made
a civic holiday. and there was a gen
eral outpouring of people from cities
and towns within 200 miles of Buffalo,
both in the United States and Canada.
by way of the 20 or more great lines
of railway which center in this city.
The city was astir at an early hour
to witness or participate in the pro-
gramme. Mr.. Louis l.. Babcocs was
chief marshal. and the programme con-
sisted of parades, ceremonies in the
Temple of Music and special outdoor
features. There were two separate
and distinct parades-an Exposition pa
rade and q concessionnaires parade,
leaving the City Hall at 10 a. m.
The Exposition parade consisted of
the United States troops in this city.
the Mexican National Band. detach-
ment of all arms of the Mexican army
and other foreign troops in the city,
the Fourth Brigade, N. G. S. N. Y. all
under the command of General s. NJ.
Welch, escorting carriages containing
the Exposition officials and their spe-
cially invited guests.
-
was participated in by all the conces-
sionnaires. 1t was accompanied by 10
bands and was two miles in length.
showing the wonderful features and in
teresting people of the Midway.
The ceremonies at the grounds con-
sisted. first. of grand flight of carrier
pigeons freed on the Esplanade and
conveying the news of the dedication
of the Exposition to the world. The In
vited guests then proceeded to the
Temple Of Music. where the following
programme was carried out under the
direction of the Hon. John G. Milburn.
president Of the Pan-AmericaD Exposi-
ton:
Music by the Seventy Hrst Regiment Band. under
the direction Of Professor Fanciulli.
Opening prayer by the Right Rev. G. a. Fowler,
bishop Of the n z. church.
Address by his honor Conrad Diehl. mayor Of
the city Of Buffalo
Poem written fog the occasion b. Robert Cam
Rogera
'.s..v. Iibsrt.A'' stzuna. By Buaale orphens
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20
LOCKOUT WILL BE SHORT.
No Developments in Portland
Mine Trouble, but Mine Pre-
pairing to Open.

Colorado Springs, May 1s.-There were
no new developments in this city this
morning in the Portland mine difficulty
The brokers here think that the lockout
will be OF short duration. This view OF
the affair is strengthened by the fact
that fire is still under one boiler on the
property and that the pumps are still al
work. Men are at work in the two
shaft houses overhauling the machinery.
Mining men are OF the opinion that
the union is testing it's strength with
one mine before trying to combat all.
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20
KEENE's $I00, 900 GIFT.
Presented a Necklace Valued at
That Sum to His Wife by Way
of a Celebration.

New York, May 1S.-James K. Keene,
of Wall street and racing fame celebrat-
ed his recent phenominal success in the
street last week by presenting to his
wife diamond necklace for which he
paid 100000, and it is said to be by
great ODDS the finest ever turned out by
the jewelers. in the United States.
The presentation was made to Mrs.
Keene at her hon on Loog Island. She
has been an invalid for a number Of
years and while gift and her husbands
generosity app ald to her she had no
personal use for the necklace and almost
Immediately, with her husbands con-
sent presented the glittering string OF
gems to her only daughter, Ars. Talbot
}. Taylor.
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20
pnFsrpvyr Jou,s Z u1trrES

is 5000 feet long. TINS giving more
than a mile of frontage upon this sim
sular thoroughfare. There are about
40 shows. every one of them possess
ing special merit and selected from a
large number offered. There has been
great rivalry among show people to
secure space upon the Midway. and it
has been allotted with great care and
with the positive assurance that every
feature would be of character to com
mand popular interest.
1t may be said of the whole Expo
sition that in every department it is
a compact yet complete presentation
of Twentieth Century civilization of
the Western World.
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20
Grand Junction. Colorado Monday, May 90 1901.

way Appliances is also OF very com-
plete and interesting character. The
exhibit made by Thomas A. Edison,
showing the development of many OF
his important inventions, constitutes
another attractive feature. Demonstra-
tions are to be msde of Wireless Te-
legraphy and the y Rays. In the cen
ter of the Machinery and Transporta-
ton building is a working exhibit of
large number of Pumping Engines.
These supply the water for the various
fountain features of the Exposition.
Among these water displays is cas-
cade in the southern face of the Elec-
trio Tower. from which there is flow
of $4,000 gallons of water per minute,
making beautiful veillike cataract 10
feet high. Upon this cataract electric
lights of many colcrs will be thrown
from an invisible source, producing an
enchanting picture.
One of the most Imposing buildings
of the Exposition is the great Stadium.
This is more than 60 feet high and is
SO large as to inclose a quarter mile
track The seats are arranged in the
form of vast ampnitheater and the
capacity is sufficient for 1900 specta-
tors. This is to be the scene of very
interesting events daily throughout the
Exposition.
The Midway is said to be the great
est that has ever been organized for
any exposition. The Midway proper
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20
PAN AMERICAN
EXPOSITION OPENS.
Dedication Day Of the
! Great Six Months
Festival
Wonderful Beauty Of the
Completed Work.

Color, Sculpture, Electricity. FOun-
tains. Flowers and Festive Archf-
tecturc-The Most Beautiful Expo
sition Ever Crentcd-A TriEmph of
| Artistic EndenvOr-A Mammoth
Show In Which the Practical Side
tic Features.
BUFFALO, May oO.-The dedication of
the Pan-American Exposition today
was performed in manner befitting
the great occasion, large attendance
testifying to the widespread interest in
the mammoth enterprise. Fully 3oO,-
600 people were on hand to take part
The daily sentinel., 1901-05-20

The Columbi % band is slwsys sure OF
. great big crowd At their entertain
ments. Their next dance II May 22nd.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25

lect. and the British society published
it. Later the American society revised
it. and have had st. Mark translated.
Professor Ygnacio Nillamor, probably
the best living llocano scholar. has re-
Gently finished tranSlations of st. Mat
thew and st. John.
TRANSACTIONS into two additional dia-
lects will. it is said. make it possible
fer missionaries and others to be sup
piled With Bibles that can he read by
all educated Filipinos. These two are
Nisayan dc Iloilo and Nisayan dc Cebu.
The American Bible society is employ
ing Rev. Eric Lund to make trans
lation of the New Testament into Wis
ayan de lloilo and Chaplain Souther-
land the gospel of St Luke into Wis
aynn dc Cehu. These two Nisayan
dialects cover practically all of tile
southern islands of the Philippines.
Copies of the first editions of Ilocano
and Pampanga have been mailed from
Manila. but have not yet reached this
country.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25
Tom Moore's Anniversary.

Next Tuesday evening, May %, the
Tom Moore Literary club of Mime
apolfs will celebrate the 121st anniver-
sary of Tom Moore's birthday by Il
banquet and entertainment at the Co.'S
mopolitan restaurant, 41S Nicollet ave-
nue, After discussing the menu IL lite
rary and musical program will be pre-
sented. Miss Frances Vincent, Miss
Ella Martin, Mr.. Harry Carroll and
Mr.. J. 3. German will give vocal Sc
lections from NIoores enhancing me-
lodies. Mrs. G. J. Babcock will act as
pianist. The speakers of the evening
will be Rev. j. M. Clcary, Judge John
III. Steele, Phillip J. Reardon, the at
torney, and John H. Nightingale, of
the railway mail service. A pleasant
time is anticipated Tickets for ban
quet and entertainment are placed at
rs cents. The reader is referred to the
editorial on Tom Moore on the oppo-
site page. The patriotic sons and
daughters of Erin should turn out to
honor the memory of Tom Moore. the
sweetest poet any nation has pro-
duced.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25
Gone to His Reward,

The death of Dennis l.. Collins, a
resident of Hemepin county since
1854. occurred Oh May 18th at his late
home in Medina township, after Il long
illness. The deceased was Il native Of
County Cork. Ireland. where. he was
horn in 1890. He leaves a widow. two
sons. Henncpin aud Dennis, Jr., and
three daughters, Mrs. Il. Dunn and the
Misses Margaret and Bridget Collins
The funeral was held Oh the 18th inst.
from the Catholic church at Corcoran.
where High requiem mass was cclc-
brated by Rev. Father Coyle The rev.
erend father delivered an eloquent and
deserved tribute to the memory of the
deceased in the presence Of an as
semblage that filled the sacred edifice
MI. Collins was a good Christian, a
Jealous and patriotic lover of his ma
tive land as well as of the land of his
adoption, and the large concoursc of
friends in attendance at the funeral
testified to the esteem in which he
was held.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25
The Bible in TagaloR.

Translation of the Bible into Philip.
pine dialects is going on under the
Joint supervision of the Bible societies
of this country and England. Trans
latiOns thus far completed are st. Luke
in BicOl and the Acts and st. Matthew
in Tagalog. These belong to the Brit
ish and Foreign Bible society, which
had, when Admiral Dewey took Ma
Mia, 10000 copies of the Acts Of the
Apostles. in Tagalog lying in bond in
Hongkong. They had lain there for Il
dozen years, the Spanish government
not permitting Protestant Bible agen-
cies to enter the Philippines. The bat
tie of Manila Bay effected, among
much else, the release of these copies
of the Acts. The book of st. Luke has
since been translated into Pampanga
Leon Gamboa making the translation
and receiving therefor the sum of $50,
including revisions. lie has just com
pleted st. Mark in the same tongue.
which is spoken in the province north
of Manila. IlOcanO is the dialect Of
northern LuZOn. Some years ago Fill
pinos translated st. Luke into this dia-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25
The canadiaa Claims.

The following letter appeared in Il
recent issue of the New York Sun:
Sir: The disingenous character Of
the demand for seaport upon the
Lynn Canal made by Great Britain,
standing behind Canada, has been dis
closed by the Hon. Edward G. Prior, a
member Of the Commons of Canada
from British Columbia. upon the floor
of the Dominion Parliament.
Col. Prior is an cx-A1inister of the
Crown, having. been a member Of the
Government of British Columbia, the
province of Canada most deeply inter-
ested in securing port upon the Lynn
Canal. He declared in the House of
Commons at Ottawa, Il few days ago.
IL fact well known to members of Par
lament, that large map Of the Con
federation mot less than "a feet by 3O)
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-05-25
Hibernians. Take Notice.

The annual election of \. o. III. of
ticerS will not be held until August
Heretofore division officers We're elect
Ell i'll Juno. but the change as to tho
time of holding the national convene
ton is responsible for the new order OF
electing these officers. The cOnstitu
ton fixes the third Tuesday in July as
the time when the national convention
shall be held. and division officers must
be chosen within sixty days thereafter
The next state convention will he held
in August. 1902, instead of June as has
been the custom. The order of cleo
lions is as follows: National. first
state county and division subsequent
Hence division elections will occur in
August this year.