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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
siberian Luxuries.

The three great luxuries in Siberia
are churches, theaters and museums.
Even the smaller villages can usually
be sighted from afar by means of the
white walls and the towering, dome
shaped cupolas of their churches.
These are all amply supplied with bells
mony over distant hill and vale and
break the monotony Of the peasants
daily toll. Inside these churches are
highly ornamented with paintings. and
they are presided over by married
priests. who take deep and genuine
interest i'm even the poorest of the flock.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
An Amateur Critic.

Here is schoolboy's criticism OF Sir
Walter Scott in an examination paper
which the New York Commercial Adj
vcrtiser vouches for: walter Scott was
great poi.. When he was dyeing. he
felt 1t coming on. so he wrote sum tuch-
ing lines which he ment for himself:
''rhe way was long the wind was cold
the minstrul was inferu old
20 may we all feel the same wen
death catches hold Of u.s."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
A Lucid Decision

y correspondent, referring to a recent
article in Law Notes on THE Gram
mar of the Courts" calls attention TO
the following lucid decision of Sir
John Taylor Coleridge in the case Of
Turley against Thomas, c. and p.
1O3, 81 Il. c. l.. 312: 1T has been sug-
gested as doubt by the learned coun-
sci for the defendant whether the rule
of the road applies to saddle horses or
only to carriages. Now l have no doubt
that it does. Law Notes.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20


rious scrawl beneath and as l looked
without being able to make head or
tail of the thing he whispered:
1.-THE others will be here inside of
two days, and we will have a meeting.
/ have been here three days, and | find
nothing to alarm me. | trust matters
IN London are all right?'
CAS- far as l know" replied as l re-
turned his card and wondered whether
he was trying to cheek me or had real
ly mistaken me for somebody else.
Good. We can settle all the details
in an hour after the others get here. 1t
will be as well that we are not seen to-
gether, but | will notify you when we
are ready"
When he had gone, l made up ny
mind that he had mistaken me for an
other man, but l could not quite catch
on to his expressions. He was evident
ly in Stockholm by appointment, and
| others were to arrive later, and a Mr.
Grelling, who was probably an Eng
lishman. was mixed up in the affair, if
not the leader The matter puzzled
and annoyed me for half an hour, and
| then | dismissed it from my mind.
Three hours later, as | retired to my
room, the stolid faced and wooden
headed waiter who carried my light
hung about in queer way after set
ting the candle down, and | finally
| gave him n small coin and waved him
out. Instead of going he whispered to
me:
Il wish to warn you. Strange men
have been here for a week. | think
they are waiting for you"
But who can be looking for me?" |
| queried in reply.
"You know best. Good night and
God save you. | will keep my eyes and
ears open for you"
/ wanted to question the man. but he
hurried away and left me more befog-
ged than before. ] spent an hour try
ing 20 figure out some satisfactory con-
clusion and then fell asleep. Next
morning at breakfast the same man
waited on me. | had little table by
myself. and while bringing my dishes
the waiter whispered in my ear:
1.-THE two strange men are at the
sian spies and will watch you"
Now l had the key to the mystery.
There was sort Of conspiracy
on foot, pr against the peace Of
the car, ana tne conspirators were to
meet at Stockholm. From what | had
read and heard of such affairs the
plans and plots generally originated in
England or Switzerland, but these men
had selected nearer ground Their plot
must have been suspected, or the Rus
sian spies would not have buen there.
Yes, the two men were Russians, and
| though their idea seemed to be to pass
for merchants they made poor show
ing at it. | don't pretend TO say that a
spy can always be spotted offhand. but
do assert that after one of them has
| followed the occupation for several
years there are many ways i'm which he
betrays his calling TO an observing eye.
They cast many furtive glances i'm my
direction. and when | realized that |
was to be under espionage | felt a
spirit of deviltry take possession of
me. | would carry off the role of con-
spirator with braZen cheek. For the
next two days ! was closely Swallowed.
Whenever | wandered about the town,
one Of the two men followed me. No
doubt 1t was noted down whom | adj
dressed, when | took my meals, how
| many cigars smoked and ell other lit
. tie details. After the first day of this
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
An Accident

Little Bessie having been punished
for misbehavior, skunk to the other end
of the room. crying. Her mother turn
ed to view her repentance, but found
her engaged in making faces at her.
why. Bessie" said her mother.
"how can you do SOP
"Oh, mamma" answered the little
girl. IL was trying to smile at you. but
my face slipped. London Answers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
An Eloquent Answer.

A colored citizen gave justice Of the
peace a big, fat possum as a wedding
fee.
Meeting the justice a year after his
marriage. the former said:
well, jim, how do you like married
lifeY'
"Well. subj" was the reply. "all | kin
say is wish I'd eat dat possumv'-At-
lanta Constitution.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20

"What makes you so later asked his
mother.
"The teacher kept me In because l
couldn't find Moscow on the map Of
Europe" replied Johnny.
"And no wonder you couldn't find
Moscow 1t was burned down In 1912.
It's an outrage to treat q child that
way!'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20
Still Free.

After two solid hours of moonlight
and uninterruptlon she thought she
had him. Il admit that you are the
sweetest
"Yes. go on" she whispered.
But the doctor has forbidden me
sweets" he added
And the sensitive moon retired be.
hind cloud.-Fhiladelphia Record.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20

An astronomer declares that Jupite,
is in the state that our earth was a.
100000 years ago. Those who can re.
member back 34,0OO.OOO years will I'M
derstand what this means.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20

man can walk mile without NOV
Ing more than couple of feet.-Chica.
60 News.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-03-20

Coffee as a beverage had slight
start of tea In London. for the first cof-
Zee house was opened about the year
1852
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
sTEADS VIEW OF THE IRISH QUESTION

he New York;
in have
O wasdi
Of the
n
the Irshp
o
leaders end of trouble
of all
landlords Some time Lord sasbuys administration
the
perce
glad
o wher tenant
o
-outl
The trouble with securing the
before Ireland be freed ndlordim
win bring
Ireland
of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
NTCHENER's OvERREAcHING POLICY.

THE PRESENT TRE+D OF AFFAIRS in South Africa
saiOn made against 'rd Roberts by the British
in
he at
that
tilted be rather
tea and
folly O
a
of Beers
their in their homes
be hopeless but all the home
of
and the of
tight to the las gas
is
alize
wills
to
of that has beensta it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
ROstand TO Become am Immortal.


Paris.-That Edmond Rostaad, the dra.
matist. will be elected d member of this
French academy at the next meeting oil
that body and will thus become one OF
the ''ImmoTtals'' is considered absolutely
certain by those who are competent &c
speak with authority A
Two of the forty seats in the academy
are now vacant, one through the death
OF the Due de BrOglie, and the other
through the death Of the NicOmte dc
Bornier. As the duke was an aristocrat
and a leader in society it IS supposed that
his successor viii be Il man of the same
type, and already four candidates for the
position have been put forward.
When the VfcOmte de BOrnier died hall
a dozen literary men were put forward as
candidates for mis- vacant seat, but very
soon only one remained in the field. This
was ROstand- The French people are
proud of him. and, as the academy is
sensitive to public opinion. there is hard
" any doubt that he will soon be elected
to the highest position which any mar
of letters can hope to attain in France
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
ANENT THE POPULATION.

The POPULATION OF SALT LAKE shown
and wide apart The estimate of the directory 10000
federal
eies Of this
a
he estin
be
8
Of figures show
that
board Of edueatons bgu wildly
with the figures If
school children
nan a Ger cent incSa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
Che Salt Lake BerdId.
Published Every Day BY
THE HERALD COMPANY
ENCOURAGING ACTIVITY.

lE IS MUCH THAT is ENCOURAGING
or Incorporation
the
this
the tn
outa will
involve
Pacific
stnnent
not be questioned With the branches
the heart of the Deep Creek which admittedly
in
win open region Of iron and mines the
bevhen
i
by
s to be
be n al rts Of the state
tanspo
is
Onceth
the vent Of spring
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
CAT THE RAINBOWS. END"

THE NEXT CONTRIBUTION to the series Of notable
published End
one, OF
Nontan
me
down the
policeman
little
of the below
redict
the the
the Scots shoulder
are che
vIIap
Herald
killed they been
audbe al
william Aen White credited
correctly informed
iait heSsane extinct
Representative xtons bin against Internal machines
enough to include tin
boys
mhhpaalFes TO understand distinctly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
SOCIETY NOTES.

Local brotherhood OF Carpenters No.
ie4 held a Smoker last evening at Fed
erdtloh OF Labor hall, to give the new
members chance to get acquainted
hietaDerS- The officers say that 135 new
tfenbers have been received since Feb.
i. and that the union now includes 80
per cent of the carpenters in the city.
Chiet Devine made the principal ad-
dress of the evening. He told how he
helped organize one of the first carpen-
ters' unions in New York City. Presi-
dent Thomas Watkins presided. G. G.
Patterson, formerly business agent,
who is about to leave for Mexico in the
employ Of mining company, made a
farewell speech. Secretary z. n. Race
played 4 couple of selections on the
piano The rest of the evening was
spent in quiet smoking. conversation
and a few games of cards.
Miss Kate Brockbank will leave for
California on Sunday. on visit of sew
eral weeks
Miss Emily Cannon, daughter of
President-and Mrs. George Q. Cannon,
was married in the temple yesterday
to Israel +. Wiley. A reception was
held in the afternoon at the brides
former home Mr. and Mrs. Wiley
VIII shortly leave for Washington, d.
c. where Mr.. Wiley has recently OBJ
tanned a position in the census depart
% 9 @
w. II. Burleigh of Salt Lake was
quietly married last Tuesday to Miss
Kate Mclaughlin of Pocatello Ida.
- g g
The Scandinavian hall, under the
auspices of the "Forvaltnings'' COM
mittee, was held last evening at Chris
tensens' hall. The floor managers were
the following: Q. A. Carlquist, p. w.
Madsen. O. Gulbrandsen. H. P. Nielsen.
Following are the names of the invita-
ton and reception committee: John
Hagman, &. A. Krantz, A. H. Fikstad,
j. p. SOrenSOn, G. A. SOderberg, Mrs.
John Hagman, Mrs. H. p. Sconberg,
Mrs. John Lawrence, Mrs. Agnes Ahl- |
quist, Miss Bernardina KrantZ.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

cry and her splendid shooting. She
was with Buffalo Bill on many OF his
hunting trips and had a record OF the
number OF hunaloeS she had killed.
After the Indian wars she became a
trapper and then a. miner and washed
gold at Deadwood and all through the
BLACK Hills and in Montana, and at
various times had large sums of money,
which she spent in the same way the
other miners did in those days. She
played in many a Stif1 game OF poker
and won and lost large sums. She
could drink as stiff a gIaSS OF the fire
water they used TO call whisky IN the
mining towns as any man did.
She wore leather trousers and army
blue shirts and a buckskin coat worked
by the Indians. She never sought a
quarrel, but never would go more than
thousand miles out of her way to
avoid one, and was quick 10 avenge
any insult to her sex.
Ten years or more ago dime novel
writer's began using Calamity Jane as
the heroine of their tales, and small
boys of that period read with breath
less interest OF sthe number of cursed
redskins" that bit the Dust at the crack
of CaIamitys unerring rifle. There
We're any number of these stories WOW
en- around Calamity, and they bore
lurid titles. There were Calamity
Jane and the Great DeadwOC5 Mys-
terry" Calamity James Double, or the
RiN al Indian Slayers of Redwood Can
yOn; Calamity James Last Card. or
the Bloody Murder OF Poker GulCh; :"
and Calamity James Revenge, or the
Girl Scouts Great Triumph There
were many others with titles of the
same red color. All the stories were
about of the same high order of liter
airy excellence.
An interview with Calamity Jane
was published in the illustrated Ameri-
can a few years ago. She then lived
in DeadWood with husband No. or g.
named Baker. In reply to a question
she said: Were on our way east now.
III tell you how I honestly married
TO this here galoOt. Had to. go clear
TO Texas TO get him. Nobody I'd have
me here. We've been trying to live
decent. Had a ranch out in Montana.
Then we lived in a lOggin' camp and
tried to keep bOarders. Boarders didn't
pay up very well and we jumped the
camp. Went into town. Got property
but the boom busted and left us busted,
too I've got lots of chance to go into
shows and the like in the east, but
guess not
When the visitors went away CaIam-
ity broke down and cried and said
I'm so glad you've come. 1t seems so
good to talk to somebody decent. I've
been tough and lived a bad life, and
like all them that makes mistakes, I
see it when it's too late. I'd like 10 be
respectable, but robody'u notice me-
They say, That's just ole Calamity
about me so that it jess cuts me to
the heart"
But poor old Calamity Jane has at
last turned her back on all her Old-time
glory and gone "over the hills 20 the
poorhOuse"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
CLehi Banner.)

A Pennsylvania man advertised a
short time ago for a wife, and in less
than three weeks he had received 1921
answers. That shows how the matri-
mOnial market is in that state.
Wouldn't the Evans bill help matters
in PENNSYLVANIA?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
The Arkansas Chaplain's Prayer.

New York Sum-
One of the straogest prayers that we
remember to have read comes from Chap
lain Noe, of the Arkansas house Of rep
reSentatiVeS.
20 Lord, we thank thee that we are not
in the lunatiC asylum this morning nor
considered fit subjects for the same
The innuendo seems to be that some
other morning the case might be different.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
An Unluckv Stone.

philadelphia Press
Miss Budd-Is an amethyst supposed to
be unlucky2
Mrs. MalapTop-WeII if he amt he
oughter be. Any body that don't believe
in God don't deserve TO have any luck. Q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
It's Disreputable kin

(Atchison Globe Feb 22O
George Washington's Ratchet arrived
today. and Uncovered that it had a lot
of disreputat e kin.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
ADJUSTMENTS.
A Home Opinion.

russo s. Hollands MINISTRIES open at
the Theatre tonight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
THE DAILY HERALD

OFFICE. P-ogress block. rs South Main
street. salt Lake City.
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: HERALD at any news stand or on any
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buiriine
OGDEN BRANCH oFFIcE-2os Eccles
building.
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COMPANY
Subscribers removing from one place to
another. and desiring papers changed
should always give former as well as
present address.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22
The Busy BIS

(Boston Transcript
Beveridge's nose is out of joint. Bailey
is now the baby Of the senate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

Public library. Hazelwood. Pa 400;
Public library, Gardiner, Me-. 25G
Seaboard Air Line library. 200,
Public library. Norfolk, VA. Leo
Public library. Richmond, Va. O9t
Public library. Bandridge, ireland 500.
Public library, BOJhamOck, Scot
laTlu ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 900,
Public library, Falkirk, Scotland 2,50l
CHARTERS Township library Pa I5T
Public library, Waco, Tex. LEO,
Public library, Prescott, Ariz.... 4,Cc(
Pubnc library. Spring City. Pa 2(
Public library. Athens, Pa. e25C
WOrkingmens library, Munice
Ind. .......-............. 5c
Public library, Matanzas Cuba 30,
Public library, Bucyrus, O. go. 5G-
Carnegie library, Springfield Ills 75.CG
Carnegie library. Davenport Ia 75.OG
Carnegie library. Vancouver, b.
Carnegie library, ShebOygan.
- " 10 -.---.---- ..---...--..-.... Z0,OJl
Carnegie library, Fort Wayne. 1900
Carnegie library, YOnkers, N Y 5GCCC
Library, Sydney, Cape Breton. 5000
Carnegie library, New Castle, Pa 4090(
Carnegie library, South St Jo-
Seph, Mo- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 25,CGG
Total -------.-.-.............., .s15, 1896, 565
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

credited saying that there are n
Klnsas II he is correctly informed
hS>Ssne extinct
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

Representative against Internal machines should be ma
boys
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

Andrew tleraby easy mark but he wants the
EHnioaaires to understand distinctly he sucker.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-03-22

weserner killed Quarrel over fence Had
Fenehmen they would have fenced
friends after.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1901-11-30

Cut ~ pounds of cold boiled beef
into thin, firm slices. Remove all the
fat and any hard pieces and lay them
In baking dish. Cut four large
onions in fine shreds; il red onions.
throw them into boiling water for
five minutes to remove their over
strong flavor. Fry the shreds of
onion in about two tablespoonfuls Of
butter till they are slightly Drowned.
then stir in tablespoonful of flour.
Season the onions with salt and pep
per and pour over them pint of
broth. soup stock, or hot water; add
q teaspoonful of mustard. Pour the
whole over the beef and bake 20 min
utes or more. Serve hot. The mus
fard may be left out. People who do
not usually like the taste of mustard
like this ousekeeper.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1901-11-30
HUMAN MONKEY OF JAVA.


Prof. HaeckeIs latest publicatfo
contains some curious information
about the human monkey of Java, .
most interesting specimen of which
was watched by Prof. Haeckel at his
own house in Java, writes the London
correspondent of the Chicago Inter
Ocean. The species is found only in
Java, and is called hylobates leuciseus.
The natives call it GA on account of the
characteristic sound it utters. When
standing It is scarcely taller than 4
child OF six years. The head il COM
parative.y small, and 1t has a small
slender waist. The legs are short and
the arms much longer. The face is
more human than that of the orang-
outang. Prof. Haeckel says:
Its physiognomy reminded me Of
the manager of an insolvent bank
pondering with wrinkled brow over the
results of crash. Distrust of the On
toward all white Europeans is very
noticeable. On the other hand, he was
on terms Of intimate friendship with
the Malays in our household, especial
~ with the small children. He never
crawied on all tours when tired Of rup-
ming, but stretched ON the grass be.
meath the tropical sun with one arm
under his head.
when held tasty food Just out az
his reach he cried, like naughty child.
'Huite, huite, sound altogether diff.
ferent from soa. oas with wh;ch \. -
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1901-11-30

It you want to insult a visiting CONN
tryman ask him to send up his card to
the person upon whom he desires to
call. His antipathy to cards must have
been born of experience with bunco
steerers and gold bricks. Here Is :
typical denizen of the fields and woods
come to New York to see friend liy-
ing in . big apartment, house, fifth
hoor. To the belIboy: Mr.. Franklin
live yere?" YES" "Tell i'm want ia
see i'm" give me your card, please. !"
Gard? Who said anything bout card ?
Jes'tell Mr.. Franklin 1 want to see i'm y
Whist name shall say?" Shame
What business you got asking INV
name2 I tell you want to see Mr..
franklin; he'sexpectin' me, and / don't
want none of your blamed foolishness. /.
The elevator ascends and descends, the
boy returning with this message: ssMr.
franklin says what is your business:
ne Is very much engaged just now. He
wants to know who you are" ssYo lest
tell Mr.. Franklin he can 90 to -! He
invited me to eat dinner with him. and
he don't know me. That's
New York all over" He goes AWAY 10 !
hun, and it takes franklin = week ia
make peace.-N. Y. Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1901-11-30

Sometimes mans appearance suits
! , woman, and there are times when his
disappearance would please her more.
Chicago Daily News.
How did that railway maenate'a
daughter happen to accept Jim Booz-
leby Buffer r. Il think it's because he
runs his name in three sections."--
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mrs. Henpekt (scornfully) -'.I don't
intend to live with you any longer. /
shall get divorce" Heupekt (humb-
VII wish, my dear, you would get
me one, too. Town Topics.
Prospective Editor-"I am going to
call my new paper The Blood" 9th
er Fellow-"Why?" Prospective Edi-
torso it will start right on with
good circulation" -Baltimore Ameri-
can.
Excuse me for bothering YOU, sir.
but would like to borrow a dollar.~
Il can't lend you dollar, my friend,
but ! thank you all the same for your
faith in my financial standing Rich
mond Dispatch.
Are You sure there win be no hitch
IN our elopement?" anxiously asked
the beautiful maid. "How could there
be hitch" assured the ardent lover,
when we are going in an automobile p
Spokane Chronicle.
"Why Is 1t, now that he is sick and
needs sympathy, none of the neiehbors
MI nm