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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

tirely free from opium, cocaine and all
other narcotics.
The dealer who offers substitute for
the Discovery" does 80 to gain the lit
tie more profit paid by inferior medi-
cines There is nothing "just as good
for the blood as Golden Medical Dis
covery" therefore accept no substitute.
II took five bottles of Golden Medical Discov-
cry for my blood 4" writes MY. William d. Shamb-
lin. of Kenny, Cherokee Nation, Indian Territory.
II had ring worms on and l would burn
them off and they would come right back and
they on me when commenced using Gold
en- Medical Discovery, and they went away and
l haven't been bothered any more"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
One Sill NIcnr

Mrs. Newma-Oh, l wish you could
see Mrs. Winklcr's baby. It's perfect
ly lovely! Such a delicate, sweet little
creature as 1t is! It's perfect little
cherub, with the loyeliest eyes, the
sweetest little mouth, the cunningest
little nose and eyes Of heavenly blue.
1t looks as if 1t had just dropped from
heaven and every tiny feature had
been fashioned by the angels.
Mr. Ncwma-Is it as nice as our
baby?
Mrs. Newma-M Mercy! 10; not half
as nice.-Pearson's Weekly.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
EHnct Data Lacking,

"Beg pardon" said the mild hammered
passenger, but you've got my seat
"Your seat?' retorted the ovsrdressed
interloper Huh. | could buy you and
your seat a thousand times. Do you
know how much I'm wOrthY'
mo. Having no knowledge Of your
exact weight or Of the market price Of
pork at present, can't say."-Philadel-
phia Press.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
How Do You Pronounce "HoKf"

How do you pronounce dog The
chances are that, If you are an average
Massachusetts citizen, you pronounce
the 40" rather broad. like 90 In song
The Century Dictionary, which is a
very indulgent dictionary indeed, al
lows you to pronounce 1t 50 If you
wish, but no other dictionary does
You should really sound the 90 as In
not. Likewise how do you pronounce
"hog" Even the Century won't let
you say "hawg." This reminds me
that friend has written the following
beautiful but abstruse poem:
MY HOG AND NY DOG.
IA lesson in pronunciation.l
once owned rowing hog
And likewise little dog,
Whom | chained unto log
To keep him from bog
Which near.
That my faithful little dawg,
Despite the chain and lawg,
Would pursue that rowing hawg
And get drowned in the bawg
Was my fear.
Boston Journal
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
A Lame Explanation.

81 am sure you do not love me as you
once did"
Il am sure your standard of compari-
sons has changed too"
But you said you loved every inch Of
ground | stood upon"
"Ah, my dear, you must not forget
that there has been tremendous SHRINK
age in local real estate values since that
time. ."-CleYelapd Plain Dealer.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
Tn Prehn0 Old SILL.

AS silk is very much TO the fore
again ii should be Iorne in mind hat il
must never be lronnd. as the heat takes
all the life ont Of il and makes it seem
stringy and flabby If, however, you
wish to press out old bits Of silk and
ribbon, use an iron only moderately
hot and place two thicknesses of paper
between that and the silk
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
Krause's Headache Capsules.

were the first headache capsules put on
the market. Their immediate success
resulted in a host of limitations, contain
ing antipyrine, chloral, morphine and
other injurious drugs, purporting to be
Just as good. Avoid these limitations
and insist on your having krause 5,
which speedily cure the most eevere
cases and leave no bad after effects
Price 25c. Sold by Rossman q Sons
Pharmacy.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

A proper care toT
the blood would
prevent many a
serious sickness.
The cleansing of
the blood Is per
fectly accomplish
ed by the use of
DIR. Pierce's Gold
Ell Medical Discov-
cry. 1t drives out
the impurities and
pois sonous sub
stances which cor
rupt the blood and
breed disease. 1t
increases the ac-
tivity of the blood
nj a king glands,
and SO increases
the supply of pure
blood. 1t builds
up the entire body
with good sound
flesh.
There is no al
cohol in Golden
Medical Discov-
erv - and il is en-
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
A CnktIV Funeral.

The most costly state funeral which
has ever taken place was perhaps that
Of Alexander the Great. A round mil
lion was spent in laying Alexander to
his rest. The body was placed in a
coffin of gold, filled with costly aro-
mates, and a diadem was placed Oh
the head. The funeral car was embel-
lIshed with ornaments of pure gold,
and It's weight was so great that 1t
took 81 mules more than year to con-
vey it from Babylon to Syria.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

The Bank of Venice, the first estab-
lishment Of the kind in Europe, was
founded in III. 1t continued In ex-
istence without interruption until the
overthrow Of the republic in 1897 by
the revolutionary army of France.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

A cupful of maple sugar grated OF
cut in bits stirred into an ordinary
quick biscuit dough will give a novel
sweet cake. The biscuits are then cut
as usual and baked quick. The sugar
melts during the cooking and glaZes
the outside.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
CouIdn't Resist.

Mr.. Travell-Yes, we had a fine time
in Florida, but my wife got dreadfully
sick one day.
Mr.. Really? That was too
bad.
Mr.. Travell-Yes. You see, she's a
poor sailor, but one Of the boatmen Of
fered to take us both out for 80 cents
instead Of 81. OF course that was a
bargain sail, and she simply had to go.
philadelphia Press.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
JANGLING NERVES

Are you irritable Do You sleep bad
lyy Is it hard to concentrate your
thoughts Is your appetite poor Do
you feel tired, restless and despondent :?
Try Lichty's Celery Nerve Compound.
1t will do you more good than anything
you have ever tried. Sold by Rossman
q Sons Pharmacy.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
Muscle

Does not make the man. "7Hs blood is
the Hts," the vital force of the body. So
it not infrequently happens that the man
who looks to be picture of physical
strength falls a sudden victim to disease
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

You can tell just as well as physician
whether your kidneys are diseased or
healthy. The way to dois to takea bot
tie or glass tumbler, and tillit with urine.
If there is a sediment "a powderllke
substance-at the bottom after standing
day and night, there is something
wrong with the kidneys Another sure
sign of disease is adesire to urinate often,
and still another sign nisp pain in the back.
If urine stains linen, there is no doubt
that the kidneys are affected.
ANY and all diseases Of the kidneys,
liver. bladder and of the urinary passag-
es and constipation of thebowels are cur
ed bv DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy There is no question about its
being the best and surest medicine in
the world for such troubles. it quickly
relieves and cures inability to hold urine
and people, Young or Old, who take It
are not compelled to get up number OF
times during the night. For putting an
end to that Scalding pain experienced IN
passing urine, nothing is so good as d..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. II
corrects the bad effects of whiskey and
beer; is pleasant to the taste, and does
not seam to be medicine at all. DiseaS-
es of the kidneys and the bladder often
require the use Of instruments to push
back the sandy matter 50 the urine can
be voided In such cases kavorlte Rem
edv should be taken without further de-
Law or the disease may prove fatal. ltlS
sold for one dollar bottle at all drug
stores. 1t is well worth many times It's
price.
Samples Free
If YOU wish to test DIR. David kenne-
dv's Favorite Remedy before buying to
send your full post office address to the
DR.. David Kennedy Corporation, Rond-
out, y. y, and mention this paper. We
will then mail you a sample bottle free,
as well as circulars giving full directions
for its use. Every reader of the Mon
TOUR AMERICAN can depend upon the
genuineness of this liberal offer and all
sufferers from kidney troubles should
take advantage once of it at
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
LATEST FURNITURE.
FASHIONABLE AND BEAUTIFUL WASH
STANDS AND ORESSERS.

Cut Glass Fitments the Newest Idea
For Both Pieces-A Handsome Sill
yer Ash Dresser-Ptne washstand
In White and Green.
For true harmony to exist in the fur
nishings of room the dresser and
washstand should match. Before the
brass bedstead was introduced the bed
stead was also supposed to form one
of the set, but the brass model is so
cleanly, so bright and attractive that
its coming cannot be too heartily wei
coined, and, after all, in way the
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
WHITE ENAMEL wAsHsrAND.

serviceable one when the room for
which 1t Is intended does not contain
a cheval glass or pier mirror.
The washstand to the right Is of
hard pine, enameled white. and has
curtain back Of pale green silkoline, the
color harmonizing with the furnishings
of the room. The washstand in this
case forms a set with the dresser and
the bed. the former being Of hard pine,
white enameled. and the latter Of iron,
also white enameled. The carpet AMI
curtains of the room are green and
white
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

Connections at Rupert with Philadelphia X
Reading Railroad for Tamanend, Tamaqua,
WlliamspOrt, Sunbury, POttsville, etc. AT
Northumberland with and +. Div. +. X. K. for
Harrisburg, Lock Haven, Emporium, Warren
CORY, and Erie.
4 Daily. , Daily except unday. fStop ON
signal.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

The correspondence was brief, but to
the point The letter she received was
as follows:
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18

Tourist in Village (pointing to a Pc
culiar chimney on a cottage, which is
bent and twisted in a most fantastic
manner)-I say, my man, does that
chimney draw?
RusticDDeed, an it does, sir. 1t
draws the 'tention of every fool that
passes herei
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-07-18
TIT For Tat.

draws the 'tention or every fool that
passes herei
Tit For Tat.
The correspondence was brief, but to
the point The letter she received was
as follows:
Dear Madam-I take pleasure in shipping TO
your address a rug valued at $50, for which
shall be glad to receive your check. II you do not
desire the rug. please return it.
"The ideaw she exclaimed. Il never
knew such impertnence."
Then she sat down and wrote the
following:
Dear Sir-I have ordered no rug from your
tablishment, and ! see why should go
to the expense Of returning that which do not
want and which was sent TO me unsolicited.
To this she received the following
answer In due time:
Dear Madam will send for the unsolicited
rug, and l trust you will do me the favor to
send for the unsolicited charity entertainment
tickets which now lie. with about % others On
my desk.
"The discourteous boor" she ex.
claimed.
Evidently" he soliloquized, there
are methods of procedure that cannot
be successfully applied to business
ST. Paul Trade Journal.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18
A wOMAN's AWFUL PERIL.

There is only one chance to save
your life and that is through an opera
tion," were the startling words heard
by Mrs. /. B. Hunt, of Lime Ridge, Wis.
from her doctor after he had vainly
tried to cure her of a frightful case of
stomach trouble and yellow jaundice.
Gall stones had formed and she con-
stantly grew worse. Then She began
to use Electric Bitters which wholly
cured her. It's a wonderful Stomach,
Liver and Kidney remedy. Cures dys-
pepsia, Loss of Appetite. Try it. Only
so cents. Guaranteed. For sale by
w. A. Irwin q Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18
The Library Table.

sans of both side of every question con-
tribute their views. To read the For
um carefully is to keep we'll in touch
with the thought of the day.
The Worlds Work for February con-
tributes an interesting account OF Kit
chener's and De Vets opinion OF each
other in the following quotation: Il
of k is reported to have said, Glve
me one man like De Wet and / Will
send home one third of the army. Ana
De Wet is quoted as having spoken as
follows: 81 will give Lord Roberts
three years to catch me. l Will give
Kitchener three months and Lord Me-
thuen all his life.
Other specially interesting articles
are on the Changing Character OF I'M
migration. showing how the ltaiians
and Jews are taking the place OF the
Irish. a vivid. a lively account OF
naturalist's ascent of a Mexican peak
a vivid sketch of Cecil Rhodes, and an
account of the industries and upbuiid-
inc of the Great Empire by the Lakes,
bv Frederic c. Howe of Cleveland
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18
Entirely North Of the Quarantine Line
A NEW ROAD OPF~JINH L. NEW
COUNToY.
New Towns! New 0ppOrtunities!


Last year $1,000 head of cattle assed
over this new thoroughfare. This
year the number will reach 200 900
head.
Stations from Roswell east are within
thirty to thirty-five hours Of Kansas
feed lots and no need O. unloading
stock in transit.
Shipping stations on the lire in per-
feet order. Portales. Bovina, Here
ford and Canyon City can aceommo-
date with feed and water 5000 to
10000 head of cattle each.
Bona-fide settlers wanted. Every eff
fort will be made by the railway to
assist them.
An abundance Of wateri Rich soil
Cheap lands! Quick transportation
and fair, honest rates.
For particulars as to the various OPEN
ings in the Fecos Valley and its
neighborhood. address
d. H. NICHOLS. Gen. Manager, or
E. w. MARTINDELL. G. F. & p. A.,
Roswell. N. NJ. Amarillo. Tex.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18
DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP!

A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
Is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you
do? Go to a warmer and more regular
climate? Yes, If possible; II not pos.
sible for you, then In either case take
the ONLY remedy that has been In
troduced in all civilized countries with
success in severe throat and lung
troubles. 'Boschee's G rman Syrup"
1t not only heals and stimulates the
tissues to destroy the germ disease.
but allays Inflammation, causes easy
expectoration, gives a good nights
rest, and cures the patient. Try ONE
bottle. Recommended many years by
all druggists in the world. Get Green's
Prize Almanac.
Sold by dealers In ali civilized coun-
tries.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18

Recent experiments show that all
classes of foods may be completely di-
eested by preparation called Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, which absolutely d.
gests what you eat. AS it is the only
combination of all the natura. diges-
tants ever devised the demand for it
has become enormous. 1t has never
failed to cure the very worst cases of
Indigestion and it always gives instant
relief. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18

A powerful engine cannot be run
with weak boiler, and we can't keep
up the strain of an active life with a
weak stomach: neither can we stop
the human machine to make repairs
If the stomach cannot digest enough
food to keep the body strong, such a
preparation as Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
should be used. 1t digests what you
eat and it simply can't help but do
you good. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18

A little want advertisement, Is
words, three times, 60 cents, mailed
and delivered to over 1000 separate in
dividuals daily. The Herald.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-18

The PecOS System
PecOs VALLEY 4
Northeastern Ry Co..
Fecos & NorJherp
Texas Ry. c.,
Pecos River
r. r. Co.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-06
CARD FROM MIR. COLE.

Citizens of Phoenix engaged in the union meetings: I congratulate you in the coming today of the Interna- .ional Sunday school workers. and the "Singer of Israel" Prof. Excel, whose songs belt the world.
 They will see less drunkenness in the streets of Phoenix, than any city of the same size east: they will see hundreds of bicycles left out of doors all night, and found by the owners in the morning. But there is more work to be accomplished. and these breth- ren have come at very opportune time. (ike the presbytery of Ariz ona this week.. Let all the workers in the union meetings do their utmost by prayer and personal work to make their com ing blessing to your beautiful city. and the gathering the most delightful to the Sunday school workers on their trip.
 shalf be in the meetings to hear the good things. except when not en- gagged in the meetings in the jail the Florence Crittenton mission. and with the Salvation army.
 J. H. COLE,
 Evangelist.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-06

tary public in and for said City and County of San Francisco, residing therein. duly commissioned and sworn personally appeared J. C. C. Price. IL. r.. Fullingin. R. Maiben. II. s. Bridge and J. l.. rlsdale, personally known 10 me to be inc persons whose names are subscribed to the within instrument. and they each duly acknowledged to me that they executed the same.
 In witness whereof, I nave hcreunto O set my hand and affixed my official seal in my office in the City and Coun- ty of San Francisco. State of Califor- mia. the day and year lin this certificate first above written.
 (seaD F. C. MOSEBACH, Notary Pubic in and for the City and County of san Francisco. State of California.
 GOc l. T.. Stp. Cncld)
 State of California. City and county of
 san Francisco, ss.
 I. William A. Deane clerk of the said City and County of San Fran cisco. ana clerk of the superior court of said state in and for said City and County of san Francisco, the same be- ing q court of record, and having by law a seal. do hereby certify that r. c. Mose5ach. whose name is subscribed to the certificate of acknowledgment of the foregoing instrument, and thereon written, wss, at tr- time rs taking such acknowledgment, n notary public in and for said State cf California, duly commissioned and sworn, and residing in the said City and County of San Francisco. and an officer duly author ized by the laws of said state of Cal Ifornia to take the acknowledgment or proof of deeds or cOnveyances for lands. tenements and heredXaments in said State of California, and further that I am well acquainted with the handwriting of said notary public. and verify believe that the signature to said original certificate Of acknowledgment is genuine.
 In witness whereof, I have heremto subscribed my name and affixed the official seal of said court this lt3h cay of March, 1901.
 (seaD VIM. A. DEANE, County Clerk and Ex-Oficio Clerk of the Superior Court.
 00 l. R. Stp. Cncld)
 Territory of Arizona, County of Msri- copa. ss.
 ], B. r. McFall, county recorder in and for the county and territory afore- said, hereby certify that I have com pared the foregoing copy with the or- iginal articles of incorpor ation filed and recorded in my office on the 18th day of March, 1901. in book No. of articles of interpretations, at page -. and that the same is a full true and correct copy of such original and Of the whole thereof.
 Witness my hand and seal of office this 18th day of March. 1901.
 (seaD B. F. M'FALL, By County Recorder
 A. s. ARTHUR, Deputy.
 (l0c l. R. Stp. Cncld)
 Filed in the office of the secretary of the territory of Arizona this 18th day of March, A. D., 1901. at D. m.
 C. II. AK FRS,
 Secretary of Arizona
Arizona republican., 1901-04-06
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 of CALIFORNIA OIL SYNDICATE.

Know All Men by These Presents: That We. the undersigned, have this day voluntarily associated ourselves together for the purpose of forming D corporation under and by virtue of the laws of the Territory of Arizona. And we hereby certify:
 First: That the names of the cor porators of this corporation are J. c. C. Price, R. F. Fullington, R. Maiben, II. s. Bridge and J. l.. Tisdale. That the name of said corporation is Cal. ifOrnia Oil Syndicate, and that it's principal place of business is the City of Phoenix, in the Territory of Arizona, with branch office at San Francisco, California.
 Second: That the general nature of the business to be transacted by tiNs corporation is to buy, sell. lease, locate, own, hold and deal in oil land, gas land, petroleum land, and oil claims and petroleum claims; to buy, sell, own hold, and deal in stocks of other corporations. bonds and other evidences of indebtedness; to buy, own, hold and sell real estate; to act as broker or commission agent for the transaction of all kinds of business for other per sons and corporations; to bore and sink oil wells, petroleum wells, and gas wells, either fOr-itself or for others; 10 own, hold and operate oil wells, pe- troleum wells and gas wells, to buy, own, hold and operate oil and petrol- cum reiinerles; and pipe lines for the conveyance Of oil and petroleum; to buy, locate, own, hold and to sell coal, gold and silver bearing lands and min ing claims; to buy, locate, acquire, own and hold water and water rights, and rights of way for conducting such water; to do and perform all other acts necessary and proper for the purpose of carrying on the business of this corporation.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-06

cause tAey are e,,hoy silly nostrums or well meaning bu, Cld-fashioned and ignorant preparGtions-hay been tried and found futile.
 Paine'a celery compound was first prescribed by Prof Edward E. Phelps. NJ. D., LI. D., cr Dartmouth College, in his private practice. IL has been rec commended by learned specialists in nervous diseases By it's merit alone it has caYnsd thc highest commenda- tions from physicians. the press and the public. It not only regulates the ner- vous system but noUrishcs it. sends more and better blood to supply the wasted nerves and tlkes the killing strain off the Kidneys
 When pains appear in different parts of the body and one feels tired and depressed. the use If Paine's celery matisn pains OF tn attack of indiges- ton and correct the failing appetite, which keeps pace SO closely with the di- gestiye powers
 PdinCs celery compound has proved itself to be the most advanced rem ety yet discovered for tired brains and worn out nerves.
 Nerve tension is disguised under a good many symptoms that lead thoughtless perE71s to apply some Use- less local remedy when the only last ing relief will come from purified blood kidneys aroused to work. stomach se- creting abundance of digestive juices, and a toned-up state of the nerves.
 For all this there is no need of furth- CT proof as to the value of Paines eel. cry compound than can be furnished by the readers own nelghhors if one will take the pains to make inquiries
 The best test of the worth of Paine's celery compound Is tO use it yourself.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-06
OUR WORKING GIRLS.
HOW TO HELP THEM.

Life to the most favored is not always full of sunshine, but to the average American girl or woman who is obliged to work for her living, and, perhaps to help others at home, life is often d heavy drag in consequence of illness
 Women who work, especially those who are constantly on their feet, are peculiarly liable> to the development of organic troubles, and should par ticularly heed the first manifestations. such as backache, pains in the lower limbs and lower part of the stomach, irregular and painful monthly periods. faintncss, weakness, loss of appetite and sleep
 The young lady whose portrait we