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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
JURORS DRAWN.
Men Who Will Serve at Sep
TENDER Term Of Court.

Judges McSherry and Motter
drew the jury Wednesday morn
ing for the September term of
court. There are Il number Of
cases on the docketS to be tried
this term, among which are the
caveats to the will of Mrs. Louisa
Plummer and to the will of Miss
Maria Wrestling. The Jurors
drawn are as follows:
Buckeystown-C +. GLAND,
Jessie kreig.
Frederick-Wm. ii. RamSburg,
Christopher Woerner. Charles
Baumgardner, +. L. Shaw, W.
Nash Young, George Esteily, \.
J. Fromke, Hamilton Lindsay,
Thomas Eyler.
Middletown-P. +. Bussard,
L. L. FireStone.
Creagerstown George W. Shry-
ock.
Emmitsburg-W. NJ. Morrison,
H. a. Valentine.
Catoctin-C. O. yesterday.
Urbana-P. Z. l.. Johnson,
Richard Davis.
Liberty. j. HitzeIberger,
John Sweadner.
New Market-Ignatius Dorsey,
Geo. Keller.
Hauvers-Alva Brandenburg,
Daniel Stottlemyer.
WOodsboro-Frank Bond, DR..
j. E. STAN augh.
Petersville-J. Ii. Claggett, B.
Magaha.
Mt. Pleasant-Frederick Bar
rick, John IL. Whittier.
Jefterson-R. l.. Shaft, Oscar
Cutler.
Mechanicstown--J. w. Payne,
ID. &. Zentz.
Jackson-J. c. Palmer, w. r.
Young.
Johnsville-Reuben Saylor, L.
j. Miller.
Woodville-JesSie Wilson.
Linganore-Thomas Gather.
Lewistown-J. l.. Green, Adam
Flanagan.
TuscarOra-A. w. Burkhart.
Observation-Disclosures Ausher-
man, Jonathan Ahalt.
Ballenger-Edward Hargett.
Braddock-W. +. Mercer.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
PiCniCS.
townsville NJ. p. Sunday school
will picnic August 10.

townsville NJ. p. Sunday school
will picnic August 10.
Centerville Union school will
picnic Saturday, August "a.
The picnic of Pleasant Hill
Sunday scool will be held Aug.
IL.
The Braddock Sunday-school
Will picnic next Saturday, the
10th instant.
The Kefauyer family reunion
will be held at Braddock Heights,
Thursday, September -.
The Deaf Of Western Maryland
Will picnic at Braddock Heights
on Thursday, August %.
The Wolfsyille Lutheran Sun
day school will picnic in War
renfeltz's woods on Saturday, Aug.
II.
The great Sunday school picnic
in Mrs Lewis Young's woods,
southwest of Middletown, will
occur this year on Saturday, Aug.
81.
The Jefferson Union Sunday
school picnic will be held on Sat.
urday, August q, in the beau
tiful grove of Mrs. George Hawker
about two and one half mile from
Jefferson, on the road leading
to Buckeystown. The American
Band of Middletown, has been
engaged to furnish music.
The Lutheran and Reformed
Sunday schools of Burkittsville
and Petersville and the Broad
Run school will hold their annual
picnic in DR.. Claggett's woods,
Oakland Grove" near Peters
vile, on Wednesday next, the
l4th instant. The American Band
of Middletown, will furnish the
music.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Real Estate Transfers.

The following are the transfers
Of real estate as recorded in the
Clerk 5 Office since our last issue:
John *. and Rachel b. Mills.
trustees, 10 Jane, P~rre, Sll COO.
William II. pcarrc and wife to
Aubrey Peaue, SrI24.
William q. Glaze ana wife to
Singleton Ct. Gartrcll and wife.
SID.
5. B. Craft, \. II. Rem and
W. II. Euglar to The Md. and Va.
ElderSihip of the Church of God,
$40.
George Ann Davis to Eleuor
Johnson, 5000.
Andrew j.. Colbert aud wife to
VIM. 4. Cannon, 50 and premises.
Samuel Wertheimer to Edward
5. Eichelberger, L. a. SharettS
and Marshall Fout, $500.
Mary j. Brown ct al to ThoS.
\. Brown, $44.
Joseph G. Murphy and Bertha
j., his wife. to Philadelphia Mill.
ing Co., 81
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
THE BROILER.
A Branch of the Poultry Business
That Can BE Made to Pay.


That Can BE Made TO Pay.
In entering the broiler business the
most important requirement is good
incubatOrs as without them failure is
sure. To accompany the incubator one
should have first class breeders, and
of these the indoor is best, because you
can easily attach a regulator, thereby
guarding against smothering your
chicks. If you are "a good judge of the
amount of heat lamp will throw out
when lit at night and left till morning.
you can with safety use outdoor brood
ers. Where many chicks are Matched
1t is best ITO adopt the compartment
brooder, heated by steam.
In raising broilers they must have
warm, dry quarters. They must be
fed little and often a variety of food
and with lots of fresh, clean water
Their food should contain lots Of oil.
Skimmilk is splendid. My broilers
cost from 20 to 40 cents pair to raise,
and when selling for 80 cents to ST.
pair think it is paying business.
| give my chickens six square inches
each In the brooderS and IS square
inches each in the yards. The brooder
is raked out every morning while the
chicks are eating, and the yards are
swept with a wire broom every night
after they go to bed. In this manner
they are not frightened While the work
is going on.
When l first began to raise broiiers,
l almost gave it up in disgust. 1t
seemed could not raise them success
fully. When | looked into the matter,
| found they were crowded andIthat the
pens were not cleaned as they should
be. Matters were changed, and to my
establishment my broilers then paid me
better than my layers. Constant at
tention brings success. l would rather
go without one of my meals every day
than see my broilers go hungry, while
/ take pleasure in seeing my layers on
the hungry side at all times.
AS for sickness, it comes only few
times a year. The most common all
ment is leg weakness The moment
this is noticed the weak chick is taken
off by itself and fed about half as
much as it was getting. In nearly all
cases this chicken can be taken back
the second day. BY this method no
weight is lost. Remember weight lost
one day cannot be regained in three
Cor. Reliable Poultry Journal.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Special Excursions to Pan
American Exposition Dur
ing August and Sep
TENDER, Via he
B. g. o.

Excursion tickets will he sold
To Buffalo. via. the ROYAL Blue
Line. PHILADELPHIA \ Reading
Railway and Lehigh Valley Rail.
road at the low rate of $1,000 for
the round trip from Washington.
Baltimore. Newark and Whining.
ton. Del. and intermediate
points. ON August $. II. 20 and
~. and September I. 10. 10 and
- 1901. for train leaving Wash.
iugtou 10 a. m.: Baltimore.
Camden Station. 30 a. M. Mt.
Royal Station. 900 a. M: New
ARK. Del. o 20 a. M. and Will
minetou $50 a. m, arriving at
Buffalo 9.l5 a. m.
From points between Washing
iugton and Philadclphia. other
than those named. paSseugers
must take local trains To first
point en-route at which above
train stops.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

out of her hair, and the fine, glossy II,
bunch tumbled down below hor o'ack
without her knowing anything abon VAST
She certainly made a fine picture i,'., It.
maid didn't appear to be enjoying b., uef
a little bit. The maid was dead a n,ISelt
to circle around the singing woman l''eIul
average distance of about II fsot III
guess the maid was thinking abo,,t |
own hair There was enough a1 aer
ment that morning ON this dock !, lAV ,
for quite a bit 'ast
Just then sleepy looking loosso.
boy plodded up to the pier entrance o'-seF
rying a splendid basket of choice rr,;. Va''
''She gone yet" inquired IN. sio
looking messenger of the old watcb,1a'ypy
Nope, son." said the watcbn,gn
ship had departed about hair a, Tue
before. Hand it over, and I'm ... uol'
aboard" s'' It
The messenger passed the ORNATE
ket Of fruit over to the old wg,,l., oaS'
and shambled away '''lh
If there's any one thing that ma
my old wife like" remarked .Io ana Si
Waterman, holding up the hs.lat o'i
gazing admiringly at its contents a @.,'
fruit. New York Sun. rs
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
THE SWINGING TROUGH.

ems out of the water. Put two eyes on
the top of the end pieces to hang it by.
Drive stakes in the ground just far
enough apart to let the trough swing.
Put pins in the top of the stakes to fit
the eyes on the end pieces of the
trough. The top of the trough should
be about six inches above the ground.
You can use your judgment about
painting it. If you do, put some water
in it and let it stand about a day before
allowing the chickens access to it
Subscriber in Poultry Keeper.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Marriage Licenses.

The following marriage licenses
have been issued at the Clerks
office since our last issue:
John fl. Nored, of Was hing
ton, and May L. Frazier, of Fred
erick.
Calvin Oliver c. Fox and Pearl
CuStard Michael, both of Fred
erick.
T. Walter L. Shearer, of Middle.
town. and Florence NJ. Houck,
of Frederick.
David c. Aldridge and Sarah
X. Buvall, both of Frederick.
Ernest Davis and Alice
Walker, both of Frederick
County.
Samuel VI. Toms. of Walkers
vile, and Mary Kaufman, of
Mountville, Frederick County.
George W. Wilhide, of Deer
field, and Annie Click, Of Ey-
ler'S, Frederick County.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
TOP OR BOTTOM.
Answering the Question OF WI,
Moves the Faster In Il Nba.,

Among the many questions vLi,, o.;.
mated in cycling and have now don,',
automobile garb and proclaimed tLaa,
selves as something brand new i ~
time honored. hoary headed alleged rrlI
lem as to whether the top of a ,yla.I
moves faster than the part which r1..'
on the ground. The problem newer v.as
intended to be anything but catch ,n5
is peculiarly meritorious on acr.i,,t -
the semblance of science with which ~
clothed. The fact that the uart M tt'
wheel which is in contact with rGe o,,,L
has come to a standstill on Wla+ u,i,Lt
be termed a dead center poiu, Il l. ~,
parent that any child can see vith,nt y.
ing into any explanation. and Vet ther.
are those who will argue the uur>,i., o..
riously, as if that feature of tn. ur,tI.,,
was not apparent to every ono.
The question is as to what +. rl, rl.
tive speed between the top and tho l..
tom Of wheel, say, when the wheel i.
2S inches in diameter and is goia. ovar,
frozen lake, to eliminate all mu..rnr.,
Of the road. The rim or tir rr.vt.
faster than the hub. having ro nl.a
much longer revolution or circ... In NJ
same time it takes the hub To r.v..,a lr,
the part of the tire that is ON r..o -rorrJ
is necessarily travelling at the ,..ma r.,'
around its own axis as that PARK which
is larthoSt from the ground II tAs
center of the earth be re-trl. as Nh.
axis, that part of the wheel which ra>,.
upon the ground. being nearer t.e cen.
tral axis. would be slower than taa I'm,
part which is farther from tI. o.grrI
axis. The computation of the difference,
would depend upon the size of nv. who
This is not responsive to Tile ma>rioI
ana vet, despite the fact that fl reads h
if intended to convey Il wrong impression.
by a happy Righteousness is au-ollcg
correct, The question as to Whether The
top or bottom of Il wheel goes tla far.
thcr was originally intended a~ fake
question pure and simple. The TOP of
wheel is always the top and never moves
around the axis. The bottom oc wheel
is always below and ceases to be the
bottom the moment it changes its position
the millionth part of an inch.
If the discussion was on chalk mark
on the rim of wheel, there would he
room for discussion, but the ton of
wheel is always the top, and the top, hub
and bottom of a rolling wheel advance
with a speed which is so nearly equal
, that the wheel would have to make
complete circuit of the earth to make the
top of the wheel go three times the diam.
eter of the wheel farther than the bot.
tom.-Motor World.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Rich Youth Works for SI75
a Day.

CLEVELAND, Aug!3.-Making
rivetS at Sl.15 a day is the start
on the road to success chosen by
Henry ChiSolm, of this city, a
Yale graduate and the son of a
millionaire
THAT Chisolm'S occupation
is entirely of his own choice and
is not forced upon him by his
father, the president of the Cham
pion Riyet Works, in which
Chisolm is now employed, is
shown by the young mans own
explanation of his selection:
81 believe a man has a better
opportunity in manufacturing
than in profession, and the
man who knows thoroughly the
operation Of a manufacturing
plant has the best chance Of all.
"Of course, there is some incon-
venience and hard work in it,
but it suits me and | like it. The
theory that education interferes
with work is nonsense, and |
don't believe what Mr.. Schwab is
credited with having said about
it. At any rate, | intend to
thoroughly know this business
before | quit it,"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Stains For Picture Frames

a rich dark brown color can be given t,
plain wood by applying a solution Of po
tassium bichromate and exposing 10 light
a solution for staining green can bt
made as follows: Dissolve one ounce Of
the best verdiglis and one dram each Of
sap green and indigo in 10 ounces of win
egar. Raise to the boiling point and ap
ply while hot. The hue may he altered
by changing the proportions of the ingre
dents. The frames when dry should b
lightly sandpapered and then vanished
or polished with turpentine and beeswaz
which will give dull luster.-Photogra
phy.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

Take care of the stomach and the
health will take care of itself. If ppo-
pie only realized tn souudness of that
stateme tn majority might live to a
good old age like Moses, .'the eve I'M
dimmed, In natural force uua6,ted."
1t Is in the stomach that the blood il
made. 1t is rom the stomach that
nourlshme I is dispensed to nerve and
muscle, If the stomach is "weak'' it
can't do its whole work for each part
of the body. If it is diseased the dis
ease will faint the uourishment which
is distributed, and so spread disease
throughout the body. 1t was the real
ization f the importance of the stom-
ach as the very center of health and
the common source of disease which
led Or. Pierce to prepare his Golden
Medlcal Discovery Diseases which
originate in the stomach must be cured
through the stomach" The soundness
OF this theory is proved every day by
cures If diseased organs, heart, liver,
lungs, blOud-by the use of the obs
covery" which is solely and singly n
medicine for the blood and organs of
digestion and nutrition 1t is a tenn
prrance medicine containing no alco-
hol, whisky or other intoxicant.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
A SIMPLE TROUGH.
One You Can Make Yourself, and Il
VIII Do rOr Water or Food.

l have a feed trough which l made
myself out of piece of galvanized
iron. 1t is three and one-half feet
long TO make it, get two pieces Of
wood and shupc them to fit the inside
of the trough for the ends as shown in
the diagram. Nail well with lath nails.
If you want one fer water make it
shorter and before putting the end
pieces on paint piece OF cloth and
place between the end pieces and the
trough. Then after you have your end
pieces on, get a piece of lath just long
enough to fit between the ends and nail
it lengthwise just above the level Of
the trough. This Will keep the chick
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
II PAYS 10 BE AminhIe.

"What do you do asked the one who
had been married only few months.
when your husband comes home late at
night"
Il pretend not to notice that he isn't on
time. and pretty soon he asks me If
wouldn't like to go to the roof garden or
somewhere tomorrow afternoon."-Chi.
cago Record. Herald.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
To Cure n Hard Corn.

A glycerin poultice softens hard corn
so that it can be peeled off in layers with
out pain. To apply steep a piece of lint
in glycerin, lay 1t on the corn, put a
piece of oiled silk over and bandage. If
this is put on every night after washing
and allowed to remain on till morning,
and the corn protected during the day, il
will soon be cured.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Thirty-Fifth Annual Encamp-
ment G. A. R.. Cleveland,
Ohio, September 10 to IA
Baltimore and Ohio Rail
road Battlefield Route.

For the annual encampment q.
A. r., at Cleveland, OHIO. Sep.
TENDER 10 to IA, the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad will sell tick
cts from all points on its lines
east of the Ohio River at the
very low rate of one fare for the
round trip. Tickets good going
on all trains of September 5 10
-. inclusive. good to return I'M
til September 10. inclusive, eX-
cept if tickets are deposited with
joint agent on or before noon of
September - and payment o! fee
Of 30 cents, tickets may be eX-
tended fer return to October s,
inclusive.
Call on agent Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad for tickets and full
information
eX sep. -.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
1t Girdles the Globe.

The fame of Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
as the best in the world, extends round
the earth. It's the one perfect healer
of Cuts, Corns, Burns, Bruises, Sores,
Scalds, Boils, Ulcers, Felons, Aches,
Pains and all Skin Eruptions. Only
infallible Pile cure. 25c q box at A. L..
Pearrels.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

A question has been raised in
Carroll County as to the eligibil.
ity of two Of the Republican
nominees for the House of Dele.
gates, because of the fact that
they hold Office under the United
States government.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
Ants IN Rosea

Ants on peonies and roses do not harm
them. The real source of injury is an
aphis which deposits a sweet sticky sub
stance on the plant. This attracts The
ants, and they often attack the aphide:
and kill them in order to get at the fluid
which they store in their bodies. As a
consequence, the ants are a real protec
Gon to the plants.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
DR.. VIM. @. RntnLer

Limits his practice to diseases of the
Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat ana Catarr II.
Permanently located i'm Frederick.
Office, No. IS North Market street.
Guarantees the proper adjustment of
all Spectacles. Makes no charge for
spectacle examinations.
e1 ian. -, 1902.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
DEER PARK HOTEL,
Deer Park, Md.
Most Delightful Summer Re
sort Of the Alleghenies.

Swept by mountain breezes,
., 800 feet above sea level. Alb
solutely free from malaria, hay
fever and mosquitoes. Reached
without changeof cars from all.
principal cities via b. & o. Rail.
road. Every modern convenience.
Rooms Ell suite with private
baths. Electric Lights, Long
Distance Telephone, Elevator,
Turkish Baths, Swimming Pools,
Golf Links, Tennis Courts, Bowl
ing Alleys, Magnificent Drives,
Complete Livery Service. An
napOlis Naval Academy Band.
Hotel remodeled with additional
convenienceS. All cottages have
been taken for the season. Open
from June 22nd to September 30th.
For rates and information ad,
dress ". +. BurwelI, Manager.
care Queen City Hotel, Cumber,
land, Md, until June LIST. After
that time, Deer Park, Garrett
county, Md.
eX aug. 81.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

He who, having lost one ideal, refuses
to give his heart and soul to another and
a nobler is like a man who declines to
build house on the rock because the
wind and rain have ruined his house Oh
the observation-disclosures.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

S. M. Kefauver will hold a
band carnival in Hagerstown, at
the Fair Grounds on Thursday,
the 18th instant. Ten bands are
booked to participate, with other
attractive features.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
OBITUARY.
Some of Those Who Have
Fallen Before the Silent
Reaper.


RANSBURG.
Gideon j. RamSburg died
Wednesday morning, the 18th
inst, at his home near Harmony
Grove, this county, aged Is years.
LAMAR.
Mr.. Charles Lamar, formerly
of this city, died Sunday. the
4th inst, at his home at Moler's
Station, West Nirg MIA, of
complication Of diseases, in tie
45th year of his age. He was the
youngest son of the late Richard
Lamar. He is survived by his
wife, daughter and two brothers,
Baker j.. of Urbana, and Rich
ard, of San Jose. California.
TAYLOR.
Mr.. William Taylor died at
his home near Emmitsbur4, this
county, on Monday morning.
August 9TH, after a lingering ILL.,
ness. He is survived by one
49,. Nj. r-... III
So Si,''' NJ > O"t'!' "i"o" u the
i"'t '"''I II. CoI'|' anu u, " Il {
funeral took place Wednesday
morning from St. Anthouy's K.
N; 49, ! - i'' 70 a. - -'''iiies ~
" = s.
"FhLN'
Mr.. James w. Green, an old
resident Of Della, Baltimore
County. who for long years was
oVer>cer for the uion Mauutact-
al i''~ '".I i'"I'f' "'t" August 81 d.
-. ~ " 90 r '''" VIZ '" .I, -. He
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h"" Ems
John Bowers. who formerly re
sided IN IlauNonvlllc, t b $
county. died near lla9er~town,
Washington County. last week,
~ the 18th year Of his age, Of
dropsy. Ili>rcmau~ were brought
to his county last Thursday, and
the funeral services were held
III the reformed church, at
= n"'leSN me me- same afternoon
a. 'uI'e % rIotN' hgN' > W.
Ii'n'h ''''i" "I,E' W. bowers
i H, - one oIo, n'r' MI george
". ho"el>' oI HuNell 5 az whose
meme ny uIeu'
GROVE.
Miss Mary Font Grove died on
the 10Th ultimo, at her home. two
miles southwest of Jefferson, this
county, from heat proStration.
aged - wears. Her death was
quite sudden. The funeral took
place last Wednesday. the 3lst
ultimo, at the Reformed Church
in Jefferson, Rev. Henry Dittmar
officiating. The pail bearers
were l.. c. Whipp, George EaS.
terday, Allen ThraSher, VI. q.
Rice, Joseph CHAMPION and Thos
Cochran. interment was made
in the Reformpd Cnmatar,. NJ Tof
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

The friends Of Mr. Josiah L.
Kerr, of Dorchester, who bolted
from the regular Republican
County Convention, nominated
a ticket of their own, with Mr..
Kerr for the State Senate.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09

Some people keep so busy looking out
for the rainy day that they don't know
the sun ever shines.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
FREDERICK CITY MARKETS
A Weekly Price List of Articles
of Commerce, Revised and Cor
rected Just Before Going
to Press.
WHEAT, FLOUR, corn, RYE, &C.

This schedule Of prices revised and
corrected each week by Mr.. J. 5. W.
Jarhoe.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-08-09
THE NUPTIAL KNOT.
Some Happy Couples Who
Have Linked Their Lives
Together For Better or
For Worse.
SMITH-BOWMAN.

Mrs. Cora CT. Bowman. of
Washington County, and Mr..
Theodore Smith, of FoXville,
this county, were married in
HagerstOwn on August LIST. by
the Rev. DIR. Spangler kietfer.
FOX-MICHAEL.
Miss Pearl c. Michael and Mr..
Calvin /. c. Fox, both of this
city, were married in Baltimore
on August 9th, by the Rev. f. q.
Porter. After the ceremony they
left on an extended trip to Phila-
delphia and Atlantic City.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-23


During the early part of General Phil
Sheridan's operations in 1864 against
the Confederate forces under General
Jubal Early IN the Shenandoah valley
Major General Forester Williams fell
into disgrace with the Federal COM
mander owing to some descriptions or
battles which he reported After one
of these articles had appeared he met
Sheridan, who remarked:
$50 YOU have been making fun OF me
In your BANKED newspaper"
Fun. -eneral?"
Yes you told all about those con-
founded ambulances and paid no sort
of respect to the commander of the
army in which you are suffered to
i've
There was no eXaggeration in my
story. sir. You must admit that"
Admit nothing! This business has
got to stop. You are ordered to leave
my department within twenty four
hours
Well general. you have just been
made commander of the United States
military department. Even if l go back
to New York l shall still be within the
lines of your command"
"Oh, go to the old boy If you like.
dan In anger.
To which the reporter replied. "All
right, general, but l am afraid l shall
not be out of your department even
with his Satanic majesty"