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BORN TO BE KING.
Queen Victoria's Eldest Son Educated
for Throne of England.

Queen Victoria's Eldest Son Educated
for Throne of England.
Albert Edward, the ascendant to the
British throne, was born on Nov. 8, lS4l,
at Buckingham Palace. AS the eldest
son of the sovereign he became, at the
moment of his BIRTH the Duke of Corn
wall, and before he was weeks old he
was created Prince Of Wales and Earl
of Chester by royal patent. AS Duke OF
Cornwall he became entitled to revenues
amounting to 100000. By right Of in
heritance the young prince also became
Duke of Rothesay and Duke of SaXe-Co-
burg Gotha, Prince of Saxony, Earl OF
Carrick, Earl of Dublin and Baron Rem
frew, and he also has the title of Lord
of the Isles.
During the first few years of the
princes life the public did not have any
opportunity to see much of him. The
people, nevertheless, took great interest
in the prince In 1913 the prince was
intrusted to his first tutor, the Rev. Hen
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tinue to suffer on, dropping into
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
PROCLAMATION OF SUCCt SS.ON.

The proclamation of the death of Queer
Victoria and the succession of King Ed
ward was issued Immediately upon the
Queens death by the premier, Lord Sal
isbury, and the Archbishop of Canter
bury with the sanction Of the privy coun
ell. 1t was then made public through
out the realm through the lord mayors
the lord lieutenants Of counties, etc. Inc
proclamation reads:
Whereas, 1t has pleased Almighty
God to call to his mercy our late SOW
ereign lady, Queen Victoria, OF
blessed and glorious memory, by
of the United Kingdom of Gfeat
Britain and Ireland Is solely and
rightfulIy come to the high and
mighty Prince Albert Edward. We
therefore, the Lords spiritual and
temporal of this realm, being here
with those Of her late Majesty's
Privy Council, with numbers of 9TH
er principal gentlemen of quality,
with the Lord Mayor, Aldermen and
citizens of London, do now hereby
with one voice and consent of tongue
and heart publish and proclaim that
the high and mighty Prince Albert
Edward is now by the death of our
late sovereign of happy memory pc,
come our only lawful and rightful
lege Lord Edward by grace of God
King of the United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Ireland, defender of the
faith, to whom we do acknowledge
all faith and constant obedience,
with all hearty and humble affection,
beseeching God, by whom Kings and
Queens do reign, to bless our royal
King Edward with long and happy
years to reign over us.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
Not So Daft.

A poor man called one day al 10. -,
house while the good wife was ul'''
up a huge plate of dumphnss' !,
"I'll bet thee a penny, mussu', linn
he, "that I could eat thy uu"p''
plate and all, for my dinner $50
"I'll bet thee a penny thee eau
the good wife. "A M
'I'll bet thee l can," again sa'u i.
"Then do it, Jock" SAID W.
Hodge. I'm, i
Thus hidden, Jock threw Lib ns
der the table, calmly devoureu - h
tents of the plate, and, hea'ins
sigh, said: .,o netd
"Missus, I'll hev to pay e lne at
after all, for I find that l eau
plate. "-Pearson's Weekly
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
DESCENDANTS OF VICTORIA.

Seventy three Children, Grandchi1-
dren and Observation-Disclosures
When Queen Victoria came to the
throne in 1887 the royal family of Eng
land had dwindled to meager proper
tons, the direct line of succession be-
ing conferred in one girl of 10, Victoria
To-day her children, grandchildren and
great grandchildren living number seven
ty-three, and the Queen lived to see the
third generation of her direct heirs to
the British crown.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
A Remedy for the Crime.

Physicians recommend KEMP'S BAL
SAM as a remedy for patients afflicted
with the grip, as it is especially adapted
for the throat and lungs. Do not wait
for the first symptoms Of the disease, but
get a bottle to-day and keep it on hand
for use the moment it is needed. If neg
lected the grip has a tendency to bring
on pneumonia. KEMP'S BALSAM pre-
vents this by keeping the cough loose and
the lungs free from inflammation. An
druggists sell KEMP'S BALSAM at 25c
and SOC.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
WCTORIA'S LAST DAYS.
The Queens Health Had Been Falling
for Months,

According to a London correspondent,
Queen Victoria's constitution manifest
ed the first symptoms of serious decay
during the stay of the court at Windsor
in November and December, 1899, when
the evil tidings from the South African
war came in rapid succession. Gen.
Butler, before leaving, had assured the
Queen that the campaign would be "dif-
fcult but not dangerous" So the news
Of reverses came upon her with added
severity. She never forgave Gen. Bull
Ter, and when his name was submitted
for command to visit Windsor after
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What Mr.. T. SAYS.

Briggs -Fogg sayshe can tell whether
a woman Is good-looking or not with
out seeing her.
Griggs- shat is rather strong state
ment
Briggs-But true one, he declares.
He says that his wife always has some
thing nice to say Of the homely women
and something quite the opposite for
the pretty ones.-Boston Transcript.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
Patriotism.

Is he a patriotic citizen?"
Well" answered the man who is
afraid of being overamiable, che is
what call a display patriot. He
makes great TODD about the census.
and always helps to get up fireworks
show or parade. But he kicks like
anything when 1t comes to paying his
taxes. '-Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
THRONE NEVER VACANT.
Prince of Wales Becomes King of En-
gland Immediately.

gland Immediately.
The theory of the English constitution
is that the throne of Great Britain is
never vacant. In other words, the SOW
ereign never dies, the succession Of an
heir being instantaneous. Hence, as De,
brett explains it, the ceremony of corona
ton is merely solemn recognition and
confirmation Of royal descent and the con-
sequent right of accession to the throne,
and is unnecessary for the security of the
title to the crown. 1t is customary on
the death of the sovereign for the Arch
bishop of Canterbury and the prime min
lister to notify the heir apparent Of his
accession, though even this is technically
SuperfluouS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

From the union of Victoria of England
with Albert of SAKE oburg in 1910 have
sprung nine children. forty grandchildren
and thirty-five great grandchildren. Death
has removed eleven of these-two sons
and one daughter, one granddaughter and
seven grandsons. Marriage brought her
majesty nine daughters and sons-in-law.
Three of the latter have died, while thir-
teen of the fourteen grandsons and
granddaughters-in-law survive.
Longest Reign in III story.
The Queen is the oldest monarch who
has occupied the English throne, and
has reigned for longer period than any
of her predecessors. The longest reigns
in English history have been:
Victoria reigned sixty-three years, liv-
ed eighty-two years.
George III. reigned fifty-n nine years, liv-
ed eighty-two years.
Henry III. reigned fifty-six years, lived
sixty five JOS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE I,1 ns
Take Laxative Bromo QUINN. t faiIs tod
druggists refund the money Il oaeh box
+. w. Groves signature IS Oh cav
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

The Mississippi River e"' .,t Of j
es away an alarming alno If teh
equal to ten square lni''
86 feet deep.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

Thirty minutes is a2lllrl "a n
auired to dye with ~ darrncgisB
LESS DYES. Sold by uiD'0 3
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
VICTORIA Is DEAD.
Britain's Beloved Queen Passes
Peacefully Away.
EMPIRE IN MOURNING
Prince of Wales Now Ascends the
Throne as Edward VII.

Members of the Royal Family Were
at the Bedside When the Final Sum-
mons Came Career of the Noble
Woman Who Governed the Destinies
of More than Three Hundred Mill
Ion Subjects - Her Reign Was the
Longest in the History of the En-
glish People.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

Piso's Cure for Consump''O ond csi
fallible medicine for coughs N n ].
N. w. Samuel, Ocean Grove
II, 1900.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

Mrs. Winslow's SooTh s Sreauces lnIbo ts
testning soise =as Wind sin colo. q cen'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

KN ISIS FRANCES NJ. AMBER
NA SON, Corresponding Secretary
Of the Higher Educational
League, writes from the ''Asto-
A a ria Washington, D. c., the fol
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

It is frequently an ezcells q, pol
the public to use a spone
states. .cS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

american tourists In Japan are said
to number three times the total OF all
other foreign travellers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

MISS FRANCES M ANDERSON daughter of HON JUDGE
Anderson of Virginia. is in Washington Co. as
Corresponding Secretary of The Higher Educational League
that city. Cured of Ia grippe by Perun8.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
ua Had Tasted IT,

"How do you like this SOAP li,i,s
the barber, carefully depo1 IS
brush in the patrons mou'D ri
say it's better than the laoI ~ n,
replied the customer, lis OH. I'd
Of taste n-Philadelphia kecO-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31

The playwright is jug
his acts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-31
VICTORIA AT HER CORONATION.

else a positive influence. By precept
and example, by her eminent qualities
of good sense and kindness, by her
strength of character and her love Of
peace she has done much to make the ma
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
The Limit Called.

Baltimore American: For the benefit OF
q rumber OF people who are burdening the
malls with hilarious things about the
Christmas season, we beg to mention the
following themes, which are now barred
by the statute CT limitations:
Thankful that | am not the turkey"
"Got nothing in my stocking until ] put
Il on"
Poems about the soldier boy so far
away, who weeps over his bareback and
sees visions of the folks at home" Like
as not he has foraged a better dinner than
he ever got at home and has won all the
money III his mess at poker.
"Anythlng and everything about calling
the doctor en- the day after Christmas. 3"
CThis joke has appeared regularly since
1T74, and should have been s~uperannuated
nfty years ago.
boarding house turkey. Consists Of
neck and giblets. CThe average boarding
house turkey also has wings.)
Turkey appearing in hash for three
weeks" Turkeys are not elephants,j
kissing old maid by mistake under
mistletoe." (Nothing OF the kind ever
cccurred.)
ANY combination of colored man,
farmers dog and hencoop." CThis idea
has been worked oven until it Is o*l
enough! to appear in London Punch
IAN illusions to the sultan, to the par
t,tion OF Turkey, aud to the combination
OF Greece and Turkey Get the poor
man alone in his ;roub!ee)
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
A New Year Tableau.

A New Years Eve---a coy room
over one book two young heads bend
ing;
Curls fair as morning. locks as dark
AS night, harmoniusly blending.
In easy chair before the fire,
Her knitting I'm her lap reposlng,
Puss by her side, her charge forgot,
The dear old grandma calmly doing.
The page on which -four eyes are bent,
His brown and frank, hers blue and
tender),
Held by W hands that lightly touch.
zone strong and firm, one small and
slender),
A blank, save in one corner, where
Blooms painted rose and morning gloryi
And yet the youth and maiden read,
In the dim light, an old, old story.
How sweet 'twould be could we begin
The Happy New Year dear, together!'
He reads I'D smooth LIES path for you,
And shield you from It's stormy weather.
Shrined in my heart since 3rst we met,
No one can e'er be set above you.
I love you!" And, with crimsoned check,
She reads the sentence DER, II love
your
The chimes ring out-a year Is dead
A year is born; and softly stirring,
Grandmother wakes and peers about;
The young folks read, the cat Is pur-
ring
All seems the same as twas before
She slept; but, an! it's only seeming;
Warm lips have kissed. two souls have
met,
Two hearts OF wedding bells are dream
ing.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
SWEARING OFF,"
New Year Resolutions Not a Proper
Subject for Eldicuie-A Sensible
and Helpful Custom.

Chicago Record Herald: The idea that
New Years resolutions are proper sub
icrts for ridicule and hat the act OF
swearing off" f. IN itself merely n
huge joke seems to be entertained by
certain persons OF f]acetious spirit.
However, it Is proper TO inquire wheth-
CT The would-be humorists and their
treasured joke should not be suppressed
for the benefit of those who have some
aim In life worth striving FOR. AS q re-
Rult OF years Of questionable huInCr
about New Years resolutions, tie
theory has taken Judgment in many
minds that any one who makes a
worthy resolve at the first Of the year
Is, according to the merry tradition,
doomed to failure. He becomes the
butt Of the first playful yokel who hap
pens along, for no other reason han
that he proposes at the first Of the
year to pause and take account Of his
progress. that he may endeavor hon
estly and manfully 10 mend his ways.
Nothing could be more sensible, more
helpful or more In keeping with the
conduct of q wise ana self-reliant man
than that occasionally he should make
q reckoning Of his accounts, to Grd
cut just where he stands and which
way ne is tending. For several reasons
New Years day affords the best pos
SiEic time for this annual balancing
OF the books. 1t Is he time when husi-
ness men and women I'm various profcs-
sions take a general survey of the stu
alton to see whether they have pro!ted
or suffered by the policy Of the twelve
month. The period is plainly marked
In memory, and at It's close most men
can ascertain better thar at any other
time Of the year just wherein they have
been wise and wherc they have made
mistakes. 1t is the time, too, when
very naturally, the person Of sense de-
cides that the mistakes shall not lie
repeated and sets himself to work with
what strength of resolution there is in
him to quit the follies or avoid the er-
rors which have hindered him in the
past.
II is time that the effort to reduce
New Years resolutions to the subject
OF q guffaw should be suppressed. The
man who resolves on New Years day
that he Is going to 10. better, making
the beginning of the year his starting
point, merely shows that he Is gifted
with common sense and proper ambi-
ton. All the cheap waggery in the
world can't alter the worthy character
Of his act or wholly deprive it OF the
benefits which it promises to him.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
Atchlson Globe Shots.

Atchison Globe: A third person a :
way tells.
You'd be surprised if you knew what
people say about You.
When a fool keeps his mouth shut
he IS not known as a fool.
Every time a man receives an ex-
press package he says the other man
agreed to pay the charges.
People say things every day that
they shouldn't, and hear from 1t a
month or two later.
When n lodgeman goes away from
home, his brothers do not pay him
the attention he expected.
You didn't have time today, but you
viii find time tomorrow, to do that
which will make you famous This Is
hope.
What can a man do when the people
are talking about him, and he knows
it? Should he go and hide, or act in
different?
Out here in the west the people are
so modest there is objection to a dress
being cut low enough in the neck tn
show the foot hills.
Nothing pleaSes q young girl more
than to have her Oldest brother fall J
! love; then he can't say anything /
her about the boys.
So many girls are picking out hus-
III who can't support them, that
there is double reason why a man who
has daughters should get rich.
The latest piece Of gossip is travel
iir around under the dignifed title Of
Woman Against Woman" Was there
ever any trouble that didn't have it's
foundation in one woman being against
another?
When you lear an agent" talking
on the streets, don't stop to listen, or
you will buy his goods. Everything
an agent sells Is high priced; he
makes an enormous profit, or he
couldn't afford to pay the license.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
BREATHING PROPERLY.
Few People Understand the PhiIos-
ophy Of Respiration.

Boston Transcript: 1T may seem
strange enough" said a doctor the
other day, but really over 80 per cent
OF the population do not know how to
breathe. Nature kindly enough adapts
herself to imperfect methods of respir-
alton, as she adopts herself to the UNI
natural quantities Of tea, coffee or al
cohol q man floods his system with
during his lifetime, but all the same
she does not approve. Why, one or
the first things an actor or a singer has
to do is to begin to earn to breathe
before they~can learn how TO produce
the voice properly. The first point Is
to fill the lungs. Very few people tax
the trouble to do that AS a rule they
distend them until the lungs are about
three-uuarters full and then they stop
leaving the base OF the lungs unem-
ployed, and naturally ready for any
| mischief. like most idle things or per-
sons.
IF people would only take the
| trouble to breathe properly consump-
ton would no longer be heard of. Why
is exercise so beneficial? Simply be-
cause in running, rowing or cycling peo-
pie are obliged to fill their lungs to
| their utmost capacity to b~reathe-in
short, as nature meant them to
breathe. 1 have frequently recon-
mended those whose business will not
permit OF any outdoor exercise 10 prac-
tice breathing for an hour in the morn
ing and at night; exercise is not a ne
cessity-breathing properly is. How to
go about It: Watch IN infant lying on
it's back If you want to see breathing
done as it ought to be; or IL you have
got out Of the habit Of proper respira-
ton, one of the first points to remem-
Der in learning to breathe Is to keep
your shoulders down; they are In
clined to go up long before the lungs
are filled. Another part is to get con-
troll over YOU lungs; fill them slowly,
| lying on your back If possible and feel
(; ing them fill; then empty them at will
sometimes quickly, sometimes slow
3 ly. Unless the mind has control of
1 the muscles which distend and empty
9 the lungs, then II Is no use trying TO
/. breathe. An hours practice daily will
I do o more good h all the gymna-
Sums in the world. Yes. breathing In
! undoubtedly a lost art, and, IL we are
to remain a healthy nation. II must be
recovered"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28

An American ~sojourner In the Philip
pines says I'm a recent letter to friends
at home: II want to go home. | want
some washing done. TO show you how
bad, l send you under separate over
a handkerchief ana collar just back
from the laundry. Take the handker-
chief out ana bury II, and save the
tend 10 get the dirt out OF your clothes
here. They take them down TO the
river, hard water ana partly salt, souse
them I'm, take them out, lay them on
boards. and with stones bat them fun
OF holes and round the bottoms off.
Then they smooth them out with a
plank"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28

The shortage OF apples In eastern
markets has led to the making Of for
tunes this season by the apple growers
of Oregon and Washington. They have
shipped large quantities OF the fruit to
Chicago and New York, and the usual
amount of the choicest fruit has gone
to England ana Germany. From $500
TO SEQ Dan acre has been cleared from
nnnln nrchnrlS.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28

"Ouida," as Mile. de Ia Rance pre-
fers to call herself, IS now an elderly
lady but she still affects the white
muslin frocks and pale blue ribbons of
a bygone era. She is still the queen
OF an autocratic circle OF admirers at
Florence. where she has an ideal home
and an extraordinary collection of dogs,
for which she has a passion.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28

Gustave whitehead declares he is
about to the erection OF a
factory at Bridgeport, Conn. for the
manufacture, i'm n commercial way,
OF dying machines. at $4,000 apiece. Mr..
Whitehead is able to do the work need
ell to supply the present demand in q
7ne-story shed.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28

For the first time on record the
Vienna university has elected as its
rector for the year a teacher Of English
language and Overwhelmingly. Hof-
rath Professor Jakob Schipper. The
new r%ector's inaugural address was
largely devoted 10 n comparison be-
tween ancient and modern culture, and
he came 90 the conclusion hat the
Hons share IN the achievements Of
modem culture belongs to the Anglo
Saxon race. The English language be-
Ing now spoken by 40, coo, 600 peop,e.
he urged that English and German or
French should take the place OF Latin
and Greek In education, except for spe-
cial purposes.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1901-12-28
CUSTER CHRONICLE
JOSEPH KUBLER, PUBLISHER

Three Philadelphia men discussed in
a cafe the sums Of money which pawn
brokers viii advance on articles of ap-
parel. The rates are low one Of
them said. You'll get as a rule S2 on
a. SO ~oyercoat.' The second man nod
ded hts head In assent. but the third
said: 'Oh, you fellows aren't wise.
With tact you can get a good deal more
than YOU claim. Why. | bet that 1
could get 81 on my collar now" 1t was
nm ordinary, rundown linen collar. but
the speaker was known TO be a prac-
tical joker, and his hearers hesitated
about accepting the bet. Finally they
took II. IL was in these terms: "$5
against s. hat Blank cannot get 81
on HIS collar" Blank then took the
collar off. unfolded IL. called for pen
and ink, and wrote on the linen: phil
adelphia, November 20. 1901. The Unit
"a States Trust company. Pay TO the
order OF John Jones. 81. Henry Blank"
The collar was now q check. 1t was
taken 20 the trust company, which duly
cashed Il. Thus Blank won his bet.