The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-01-20
LII, SPOKE OE BRYAN.

HE SPOKE OF BRYAN.
There has been story gong lhe
rounds, said Colonel Mcclure, that last
syy-;I1tan, I nryan ran for President.
"Wbat name is that?" asked some one,
..Brvan.; said the chairman, solemnly.
and called on Senator Thurston, from
- had a mind began the deep-volced
y object" said former Governor Bum,
sl7arnly IF he had a mind, he wouldn
be in the Senate" But neither would ne
h. downed, and he managed 10 say a Wora
m several Subjects Mr.. Bum was sent
10 take the chair. in the vain nope 'nat
ne could be quoted thereby. senator
T12urston wound up with congratuia IONS
to Pennsylvania that her Sen'toii't
resentation was now full.
50 are YOU said the crowd politely
aud the Senator subsided. Representative
S,IIZer. his forelock carelessly dIapeo
cross his forehead began his speech by
nominating Bum for Mayor, but that gen
tie9nan declared he would not run uilIesS
endorsed by the Prohibiuon!sts, SO ihe
matter was dropped. The speaker co l!-
timed until the crowd begged nm TO olL
,nrv, and eat YOUR ice cream and told
aim "Huly gee, you're a chestnut JUS
10 make him feel al nome
Senator Daniel was greeted with CHEERS
and beseached by the thron5 to take Il
drink 70 the refrain:
1T will do you no EAar1n
II did not expect to be hazed' ne sito.
IT mead that ( am now an upper class
ona entitled to take a hand myself
RI he invited to the Glover Club is a DIS
tfnctio1 first aSli extinction Afterwards.
Won observe that l wear the twin EN-
h,9n1s Of the club and Of Senator QUAY
"Ho. no. You must need his vote:
WIN HE VOTED FOR QUAY.
"He was devilish sight more III leeu
Of mine man | ever was of his, retorteo
che Senator. EOlSu iot 49,
like the man.
$50 saw we all of US sang the new
senator's friends. The speaker turned MS
attention to Governor Bum.
ny friend insists, he said. that take
Il glass of wine.
..Wi!l you do it?" asked Buhh.
"No. Now sit down. | want 10 talA ~
you" Mr. Bum sat down ' ,.o, DON'T
,-nnyy' said Daniel: that is the phlos-
only and JOY of doing as you dar ,s
,,,rsse without having a chump teIllhs
Won to do something else. Mt. BUN y
loved before the storm OF laughter, ana
Senator Daniel told him that was one
FOOD thing you won't repeat next year:
Having DrOOCcu ScFeiS'i i1i>iAN -,
ma crowd yelled with delight and TAXED
If the reconstructed South, the senator
sat down and heard the diners roar tndl
he was "a jolly good fellow TIL ms ears
Dr. Edward Bedloe made speech Tor
the club in handing to Larry McCof-
n,ick u silver bowl and spoon Tor the
alters month old daughter, EIni'y
louise. He got along very well untll ~! *:
oegan to quote Heaven lies ABOUT us ~
o,,r INFANCY when at the second "oro
s,Iemn voice cut in with the repuAe
hat heaven never lies However. the
,,ifrs were duly presented. and the crowd
sang oh, Larry. I'LL up the Dowi again.
mn, Mccormick fed.
Representative Moody, OF MasSachu-
setfs wa, greeted with Pull Tor the
Shore sailor" but couldn't make any
baadwav against the current OF rldicuie'
N gracefully gave it up. Senator Carter,
being venerable and impressive. was nan.
ed, Hello, Tommy, you're friend OF
mine, Hs mentioned in his speech the
aarlv davs of Montana, when Colonel Nc
cT,re was q Nesterner. Later the colonel
was called upon to speak. and at the
I,o,r of gong to press was telling remlnl-
SCIENCES of Indian fighting, willie the
crowd furnished incidental music. with
occasional war whoops. = Philadelphia
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