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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
4 Rroksn enaaasmsns.
lFrorn the Gissg7T I1De1-I

-I-- IL
Z hear YOUR engagement with Mss
lIl-lrz il broken or Ii0W hat
FEiu-wsl. YOU see. thai beast - a psr-
ro- 81 here vas alw2ys TeL-E- Oh
Charlie you sh3uIan
Efanuson-But whet dlGe-enee did .hat
usksr your 1gagerueat ~as nct g Sc
Bll-No and Esy zane sat Charlie.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

DID you rad ny rev book asked
TIE very -ew ans verT voerr a-fnr
yes ra1I1e1 fne party - the cthc-
part
did you IfEe i-g- 7gsr,ef ths y. o. a.
-1Iy dear b8y rsrlied the har.aErar-
dir1onat 81 aFs1re vea fsaz f r.
aside wifh a rrrzt deal q pleasure ~
Chfcaro Daily Eews
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
The Cloud.
prom Harper Bazar)

CFrom Harpers Bazar)
He-There. dear. dear. after toiling and
planning for years. we have AZ last been
able u buy shis beauuf-i home, and you
ought TO re perfectly happy.
Sh-But II not
He-Nhst's the unatter2
Shell know ze shah never be able 20
sen It.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

From the Chicago Herald)
Lucy where's that other tan beau you
used 70 havoc
Laws. Miss Nancy. I done went back
on dat man; he didn't have no taste at
all-dat man We silver shirt studs when
he had a gor front toof.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
Wealth Brings Freedom.

CFrom the Chicago Daily News)
SHas1 These blamed city table man
ners are all bosh. Il I only had q few
thousand dollars IA SHOW you how 20 eat
with my knife
C,rus-Suppose you had q few mlHors2
Siiss-Gcsh. Then I'd sharpen the
carg1n' kaife on nv boot
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
Too Economical.


From Brooklyn LAfe.)
Il understand that he has long been a
student Of political economy said the
visitor.
He has" said Senator Glucose, and
his economy in politics has kept him out
OF office. He thinks he can be elected
without spending a cent"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Probably Dewey, who thought that there no
presidential duties that anything believes
that the tasks before the chief of board of inquiry
arduOus
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The drouth has been broken in Kansas, but not by a
general rain general rain is where when you tuck
the clouds down side they do not Zip up
other and leave the sky bare and naked.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Young Fosburgh was acquitted because he was popu-
lar in the community which knew he guilty
if he had been unpopular? How often people con-
yicted by communities general principles"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Bob Evans who has large exhaust which blows
good deal Will be witness at the SchleySampson hear
ing The country viii when he appears, suspend bust
ness for day to admire him.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

This is the last considerable body OF land open
ed. If it not and the drawing plan permanently
adopted there would be hurricane of railroad conductors
in this part of the country.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The report that it has been dry long in northeastern
Kansas that duck heard to cacke the other day
Topeka should be accepted until the eyoutonists
heard
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
Young Fnshnreh

Young FOsburgh acquitted. The only evidence
against him the mushroom suspicion of chief Of
police who felt mysterousan wanted to let people know
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Good for Dr. Koch He says may eat beef with
fear Of tuberculosis. Pretty the man will
come kiss microbes are good for the
constitution.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Those commissioners at FL Reno have taken every
precaution against coluson conspiracy and bulcon All
that remains is for them their hearts say
Honest Injun."
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The American people are not going TO become badly
excited that Brooklyn loop until they what
nautical loop is, how the brooklyn happened do
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
A Foreign LANGUAGE.

(Fr0m Puck
First Boston Baby-Wha hats your nameI
Second Boston Baby-I don't know yet,
they still talk baby-taik TO me-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28
R.tter han Evidence.

gFrou TovE Ioplcs-J
Iarries-FFis LAWYER IS getting him
+-iaf uia he end more eV.5ence7
vFareies-No. The prisoners fre1ds
found more money
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The people Of Manila are already roaring for the
right This country viii find that it is il
poorest position in the world TO deny anybody suffrage
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Even Cervera viii be summoned TO testify before the
Sampson Schey court Poor old Cervera nobody wants
TO take any Of his part in that battle from him
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Creceus handles his legs in that indicates
thar he Of another second or TO If he happened
want III
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

China viii have that debt paid on by 1870 II in the
meantime she sit the Boxers hold down
when Christians pass the front gate.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The dispatches from = Reno speak Of lone Wolf
and other disgrUnted Indians" This is preporsetrous
10 matter what happans Indian ever lost his grnL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The government has the elect lined Up. Il now re-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

There Is now left between the fast trotter and the
fastest PAGER ouy two bats OF the eye and sneeze
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Perhaps the earthquake of Utah mights be hired BY
the drawing commissioners ar FL Reno 10 shake up that
box Torrorrov
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The numerous corn carniyaIs this year VIII post
poned because che clemency q the weather.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

The move at Fl -.eno the drawing costs nothing
But after that the s14 item does skirt dance
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-28

Tomorrow SIR Nc 1 at Fl Reno VII pass into history
and into agriculture
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

Imagine q whole freight train loaded
with nothing by favefs Such a train
recently came rolling into London
from Ponmnce. The sc.ily Islands.
lsinR to The westward af Lands End
are the flower Farteus Of the British
idetrurolls There is hardly any other
Industry on these islands except the
Raising 81 flowers for the London mar
ket The Gulf stream hohs u se-
renoig from below on tho shoros 81
the sclllys ln its last expiring effort
and tr|nEs 70 them a faint remtm-
brance Of the warmth Of she fropic
seas from whence e comes. thus max
ing the islands " mild climate.
where flowers bloom Do narrh The
cargo Cor this special tranload Of noa-
ers was brought from las Isiaai flower
farms in a steamship to rcnzance
where the train uas in waiting The
flowers were in naekarfs and Is each
package rcieheihHt a fse ounces some
idea q the enormous halk g ihe cargo
may ts gained from the fact that %
weighed tueaiy -eercn tons The
flowers were picked in the morn
ing and loaded on fhe ship
which got them 90 reuzance in the
EARLY orcnine Then fhe express
freight rushed them % london aud
the next morning they vere for sale in
the aowcr markets Of the great city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14


Or. Guthrie. an authority on mill
tary surgery fifty years ago, was a
kindly man. though somewhat brusque
In manner Sir Joseph Prayer says
= was bis house surgeon. and we got
on very well together One day. when
we we're going through the wards with
large following Of distinguished vis-
ilols. foreign surgeons and others. we
stopped BY the bedside Of an interest
ing case. when Guthrie, found fault
with the dresser for something be had
done. The student ventured % reply
andGuthris said aIaars say you think
you are a remarkably clever feilo"
don't youg No. sir, said the youta
earnestly. Il don't. But you ara
though. said Guthrie and passed on.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14
Titled
Prisoners

The prisoners Of Eng.--a shelter
many Titled and arIstoeratic pnsoners
among them begin relatives Of his ma.
jesty. the king. who have suffered ie-
nominious penalties at the hands 81
The Law. LADY Cunning. widow Of Sir
Henry Cunning and granddaughter Of
the second Lord Churchill. Is serving
a term Of several years penal seryi-
tude for having forged the name Of her
iatner 70 notes on which She raised
money from London discounters and
tradesmen. These forgeries extended
over a number Of years. and we're con-
sidered especially unpardonehle from
the fact that her ladyship was driven
20 commit them net from her reduced
Circumstances. but from Indebtedness
CAUSED By betting On the races. Mrs.
Osborne, wife Of Captain Os orne Of
crack cavalry regiment being IN desti-
tute circumstances purlolned a costly
pearl necklace. which she later sold in
England, and was sentenced To im-
priaonment with hard labor Nor was
any greater judicial ienisncy shown
6Wynette Maudo, granddaughter of the
Earl Of Monlalt. who was sentenced 10
two years imprisonment With hard Ia
Dor Tor obtaining goods under false
pretenses. TIE Dowager Duchess Of
sutherland, presuming too greatly on
the latitude allowed her rank. de-
atroyed ia the presence of The court
q document that would have insured
her defeat 10 a suit she was conduel-
ing. For this she was condemned 10
six months Imprisonment The Count
and Countess Leiningen. distant ooas-
ins Of the King. are neither 81 them
~ great credit 90 their royal connec-
lions. For bic many misdeeds the
rount is confined In an English pen
iientiary. while The countess Is serv-
ing time m a Vienna JAN as punish
ment for forgery. hiaekmail and swim
ding. Stlll greater DEGRADATION has
been undergone BY the Marchioness Of
Donegal. who has time and again been
sent 20 jail. generally ior brief periods
following her arrest IN London for
drunkenness and dlsorderly conduct
stu another connection Of the English
royal house The Countess Waideck.
ts now undergoing punishment for for
gerry and perjury under circumstances
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

Tho invasion Of London hg Ameri-
can capital. says 40 Engllshman now
Ia New York. has stirred up the Eng
lish A. much a. did tho arrival of the
Dutch feet on the mouth o. the
Thames in the oidcn time The effect
has been 20 awaken British capital 20
its possibilities English pride has
been burt. and every onde4Yor viii Be-
made 10 keep abreast Of che new and
aggressive rival Whether the English
Will be- able 10 compete with America
ln thc Improvement of lis own transit
properties however Is much-dls-
puicd question The success Of the
"tv0-renny tube. built by Americans
after American methods and operated
with American ears. @ resulting ID the
renovation and extension Of other an
iiqulied underground lines. in which
ihe fmericans ere taking the 'rltia-
tive Er yfhmcn believe however
that - underground railroad projects
of the Americans ere only TIE begin
nlurs of Others In their eountry. and
accordingly are bcstirrlnF themselves
IN order not 10 be ioreaialled along
other lines.
wealth e a pleasing condition of al
ways having street car fare.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

Archibald Belden 0f Boston recently
came down 10 New York On a visit
There was. Of course. nothing that
New York could teach him since he
was from Boston. but be makes it 4
practice Of visiting the second city cf
the Union once or twice a year. Just to
see how far behind the times it Is on
the present occasion. the day after hI5
arrival. Mr. Beideu happened 10 be tn
the Manhattan Hotel. when be ran
across an old friend In the lobby They
shook hands and the New-Yorker in
Tited him 70 have a drink
Well what shall il be?-a Manhat-
tan cocktail ?"
Belden agreed. and they had two
cocktails. and then Two more on him.
Several days later the two friends
again met In front OF a downtown
hotel
Hello Dick cried the Bostonian,
come on up to tie Manhattan Hotel
with me and we'll have another one-oi
those Manhattan cocktails"
why what's the use Of that? We
can 60 right in here and get them just
as WELL
WHAT cried Belden, Gin herel
Why. I've been going am the way up
town every day 10 the Manhattan Ho-
tel to get one New York Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14
ARMY AND NAVY NOTES

Ordera Tor the re-esiablishment o.
thO European station have been issued
b. the secretary Of the navy, and Rear
Admiral Cromwell has been ordered 10
proceed a. once 70 Europe and assume
command % the station For the pres
enf bis squadron VII consist OF the
cruiser Chicago. flagship. and the
cruiser Albany and the gnnhoat Nash
VILE The Chicago Is nos the Gag
ship Of the South Atlantic station. but
has received orders % proceed from
Rio de- Janeiro Brazil 70 Gibraltar
and the Albany and Nashville have d.
ready lefi cavite for sucz where theF
are % receive orders from Rear Admi-
ral Cromwell. II Is stated at TIE navy
department that one Of fhe newer bat
tleshlps win be ordered e the Euro
pean station some time lu the iali It
is more than probable that either me
KearsarKs or the Alabama will be se-
lected Tor this duty TIE European
station was abandoned in 1898. iuat
previous. 10 the var with
Spain.
II. Phelps Whlimarsh. Foveruor of
Benguet province. northern luzon.
who has been ordered % Manila 10
submit 20 al Investigation has had Az
adventurous career. according 60 news
paper biographies. having boon a
tramp. silver miner sheep hfrder
pearl diver beach comher barber and
anfhor he iH the son Of an English
clergyman. and was born ln Canada
and was travelling over the Philip
pines for a monthly Magazine when
be was. though a British subject &C.
iecied for BenEuet'a governor iie Is
nov accused OF using bis position 20
his personal ADVANTAGE in acquiring
land and mining rights from the na-
tvcs.
Work on two sections q target
represeutinE the sides ~ an iron-ciad
varshlp. 10 he used ior experiments
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

A woman who has two dogs each the
Embodiment Of canine health and hap
plneas follows these rules She sees
that they are fcd regularly and that
cleanliness and variety are observed
They are led twice a day. morning and
evening on dog biscuits. a little flesh
meat. vegetables and bones. game
fowl rabbit Or fsh bones she tahooes
A pisnuful supply Of water is always
e hand says the Philadelphia Times.
The dors are eroomcd every morning.
hrst with a comb. and then With a
hruah. and washed about once fori-
night This Is always an interesting
proceeding. and a very enjoyable one
70 the doEs-vhea it IS over. A nher-
a supply of warm water. a piece OF
cartoiic soap. towels and cold water
ere the Ingredients Pour some
warn water on the doe directs the
owner of the hesiihful ard happy two.
and lather eeii leaving the head io
the last then rirfe wen. finishing with
rold water Ruh as dry as possible
and ist the DOGS have g run and some
little thing tn cat"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

From the London rlt-Bits, Coun-
sell insist on an answer to my
question You have not told me an
the conversation. want to know oY-
erything that passed between you and
Mr. Jones on the occasion 70 which
you refer
Reluctant Witness-"rre told you
everything OF any consequence"
You have told me that you said to
him: Jones. this case ein get into
the court some day Now. want to
know what he said IN reply"
-Wcli. he said. Brown. there isn't
any thing ID this business that I'm
ashamed Of. and u any snoopin'. little.
yee-hawin'. fogr-by six. gimlet-eyed
lawyer. With half a pound of brains
and sixteen pounds Of jaw. ever wants
10 know what I've been talking 20 you
about you can tell him the whole
story"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

Two Englshmen have invented an
improved pneumatic tire for autocars
and other vehicles The tire compris-
es an exterior cover of thick. hard rub
her vulcanized upon canvas in the
shape Of an arch. Inside this Is placed
the tube. which is inflated. The tire
Is said 70 be unpuncturahle
A novel spectacle IS promised Lon
don IN the near future when the Chi
nese ambassador carries out bits inten-
tion to use an autooar Tor Official visits
Is the foreign office Sir Chlhchen
Lofengluh, It is said has already
placed his order for an automobile
with one OF the leading makers.
Builders Of motor ears IN France are
strongly convinced that the future OF
the industry lies IN the utilization Of
alcohol Owners have little hope OF
petrol being eheapened 70 any consid.
cradle extent They are looking for
further economy 70 alcohol the utili-
zation Of which. It Is supposed. viii not
only save them money but will revive
a languishing national Industry al the
expense Of imported petroleum.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

We have pretty assortment or
slang on the New York Stock Ex-
change. but It is not a marker 10 that
which Is current tn what Londoners
call their house The leeallzed
gambling institution In Capel Court
has many odd nicknames for secure
ties "Berwicks" are shares OF the
Northwestern Railway. "smelts" are
English and Australian copper shares.
pots are shares o. the North STAFF
fordshire Railway. muttous" are the
Turkish loan q 1866. partly secured
hy the sheep tax. "Morgans' are the
French per cents. foaied ty that
firm. "sineapores' are ne British In
dian Extension telegraph shares.
"Yorksr are Great Northern Rail
way shares. Leeds are shares oi the
Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway.
"Dovers are Southeastern Railway
shares. "Bumsn are London and
Northwestern Railway shares. ~co-
hens" are the Turkish loan Of 1859.
foated bv the firm of that namei
edorse are shares Of the Newfound.
land telceraph.-Nicior smith IN New
York Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14
SOME ODDS AND ENDS

Underneath the town 81 Norwich.
England. are numbers II brine rrrlngs.
which we're used for the preparation
Of salt even before ihe Christian era.
Owing 10 the Immense excavations oc-
casinncd b tire pumping up OF TINS
brine the main street ol TIE town ia
nov b b. raised four feet recent
~ as 1899 "a was raised hf.r.oet ana
aeaiu the thorougffarc g. on a level
with the River Weaver which runs
close ly. The property to De- lifted
consists OF hotels and iaret shops NM
der which hydraulic jacks are placed.
and az the structures are raised wood.
en- wedges arc Inserted. So accurate q
the uork done that business "a ear
riea on as usual during aiterailons
and bot little inconvenience is expe-
rienced 5y The families
Nearly every little local custom in
Fneisna can De traced hy The antigua
rian back almost to prehistoric times.
ana In the lnlerezilns tradition ihai
the sunrise must be witnessed on mid.
mnmcr day from the vaHi piles Of
sionohengo o. one nf these ancient
cnstoms r. may have been a habit
with the ancient nr.ious 10 DO hom-
ars to ne source of iight % this TIE
euns greatest day. or the custom mas
date back 20 those rcd-ha'rti tribes
who came befolr cfch the nrions in
the history of the island This world
famed monument Ci antiquity, the or
irin Of which forever must remain
mystery % the human mlnd & nou
iuciosed ty a high fence 81 barled
wire. 10 this hos % he added tts
novelty OF q tuinsiiie ihroazh which
persons desirous ai Inspecting the
stones nay q-ss OF payment OF shii-
ling each
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

The latest invention 10 Ore escapes
for residences "a being put into one Of
the houses halldinr in FIfih avenue.
New York TIE cssral observer knows
nothing about it for & Is in TIE MIDI
dle Of the houss. A contractor thus
describes t We arr building
sheet-iror shaft Ia the center OF TIE
house from The top aoor 60 the bsse-
ment The walls are hsif an inch
tAick. and So ere the doors which
open on each foor There is q spiral
slarusy OF iron. which csn he reached
fIum auF foor. and the Invention Is
rolnz % take where TIE Builders have
plenty Of mcneT and DO not want g
spell TIE outer arpssra1ca 81 l1e
hcuas~
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

Oregon beats che world Tor rosT-
checked girls Big red apples. rtsss
big cherries. ione tmbers and Tots q
other things. Including edible mush-
rooms Two specimens The latter oi
the species -iautinus monsirosus.
were found in ihe cellar Of resident
Of Irrineion. They made their pres
cnce known hy raising q pile % uoos
and thrcatenInE to lift the house ol
its founfafirr4 They were secured
hy william 3. woodward who cent
one 81 fhem q Pref suceiser Of Fur-
osi 0rsre. and has placed ne other on
exhibition Il D. rather q Formidable
locking fungus. fhc stem teIas tH1
inch1s ID diameter and about fen
inches long whle the cap IS The
sIzs cl an ordue-r s5nn plate ani
about three inches iu itlrknsss 81 ths
canter. Such reeeIat|rs mnsI rri
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14
English Nobility Mem
bers Confined IN
Prison Cells

that had no extenuating features. No
amount Of royal influence could save
her from Jail Italy has two convict
dukes. chiefs Of the famous old ST.
Gillian house Of Nillarosa. who muir
dered 10 a most cruel manner a young
infantry lieutenant who was betrothed
70 their sister. the Princess Catarina.
The murderer dukes are confined in
the great penitentiary Of Maddalena'
near Naples. which also shelters the
Prince Caraccioia, sentenced 20 ten
years hard labor for the murder OF
his wife. This noble prisoner vas once
deserted BY bis beautiful wife. As an
effectual revenge be poisoned her with
arsenic. In consideration OF his prince
y name the murderer escaped with a
ten years term. Pennsylvania Grit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-08-14

The natural fertility 81 s.cily is ln-
deed remarksbie- Without ths uss OF
fertilizers three different rrowihs-
olives. vines and wheat araflsh in
close proximity Great sections a.
ready artdc'aily vatefed are amonr
fhe garden spots ni the world. The
rFiano Del Carpuelnni4 ai Tfapani. on
Tire western Shore thc larfamed
-Conca r0ro.r near ralcrmo ard the
entiro eastern coast north 10 catAala
are sections which surrass in fertility
thc favored valleys of Tuscany A.
ready i1oo0.oeo orange trees. or ta0-
thirds of ths total number grown IN
Italy. fcllish on The Island. while .ot-
ton and lnsesi ihe almond. lhe olive
tie ceroh and the Mandarin are srfen-
s.reig raised