The Republican journal., 1901-02-28
Better out than in''-that humOr that
you notice. To be sure it's out and all out,
take Hoods Sarsaparilla.

Still Sufferer. Parke-ssCOme home an(
take dinner with me-" Lane-"But your
wife doesn't expect me. does she?" Parke--
sWhat of that? l can smooth it over with
her later" Lane (grimly)-"May be you
can But that doesn't make it any better
for me-" Detroit Free Press.
Scald head is an eczema of the scalp
very severe sometimes, but it can be cured
Doan's Ointment, quick and permanent in
its results. At any drug store, 30 cents.
81 shall make f'rtune out Of my new
and "And the thing plays popular
ARP" mo, it stops playing one." [Tit-Bits.
Diphtheria relieved in twenty minutes.
Almost miraculous. DR.. Thomas Eclectrlc
Oil. At any drug store.
Suicidal. 81 hear lot of the rich young
men in town have organized a suicide club. y
hours and high living" Philadelphia Even
ing Bulletin.
Too late to cure cold after consumption
has fastened its deadly grip on the lungs.
Take DIR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup while
yet there is time.
Late Realization. II now realize" said
the pig, as they loaded him in the wagon
bound for the butchers, 81 now realize that
apolis Press.
What's the secret of happy, vigorous
health? Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach, the liver and kidneys strong and
active BurdOck Blood BitterS does it.
Affairs. SIT is a fact that Mrs. Van Upa-
pups ball was Larger AFFAIR dao than MRS M[s
Van Upanup had fully 5000 detectives at
her bali, whereas Mrs. De Faster Stone had
but scant $500" Detroit Free Press.
A remedy for Nasal Catarrh which is
driving and exciting to the diseased mem
brane should not be used. What is needed
is that which is cle1 nSlng, soothing, protect
ing and healing. Such a remedy is Ely'S
Cream Balm. Price so cents at druggists
or 1t will be mailed by Ely Brothers, 81 War
rem Street, New York. The Balm when
placed into the nostrils, spreads over the
membrane and is absorbed cold in the
head vanishes quickly.
A Long Look Ahead. cdr. Fourthly, do
YOU think the people in the next world will
follow the same occupations they do in this ?"
81 think it not unlikely, if the occupations
are useful ones, and if they have enjoyed
them on this earth. Why do you ask %
sBecause was just wondering how much
Battenberg lace my wife would turn out if
she had nothing else to do for million
years." Chicago Tribune.
APleasant Duty -" When I know any
thing worthy of recommendation, consider
it my duty to tell it." says Rev. Jas. Mgr-
dock Of Hamburg, Pa. 'Dr. AgneW's Ca.
tarrhal Powder has cured me of Catarrh of
five years standing. 1t is certainly magical
in its effect. The first application benefited
me in five minutes" so cts. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.'S
Skill Reouired-"One must be yery expert
in fencing to engage in duel, must he not ?"
ssOf course answered the Partisan. ga
little clumsiness might easily lead to some
ones being seriously hurt" Washington
Star.
DR.. Agnew's Cure for the Heart acts
directly and quickly, stimulates the hearts
action, stops most acute pain, dispels all
signs of weakness, tiuttering, sinking,
smothering or palpitatlon This wonderful
heart-sick patient into the haven of radiant
and perfect health Gives relief in most
acute forms of heart disease in 80 minutes.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. HoWes
Il Co.'S
Mrs. Greene-"That was fine article
your husband wrote about 1.-The Smoke
Nuisance Mr.. Greene says it is the best
that has appeared on the subject Mrs.
Crazy es? suppose it ought to be. My
while writing it, Boston Transcript
Take One of DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills af-
ter dinner. 1t will promote digestion and
overcome any evil effects OF too hearty eat
ing. Safe, prompt, active, painless and
pleasant. This effective little pill is sup
planting all the old school nauseous purga-
tiveS. 40 doses 10 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & co..
Hypocrisy is the homage which Tammany
Hall pays to virtue.-Puck.
ton of Dr. Agnew's Ointment will give you
comfort. Applied every night for three to
six nights and a cure is effected in the most
stubborn cases of Blind, Bleeding OF Itch
ing Piles. Dr. Agnews Ointment cures Ec-
zema and all itching and burning skin dis
eases. 1t acts like magic. 30 cents. Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
Miss Fuzzie: 81 want to break my en-
gagement, but don't know how to do it with
out driving the poor fellow to suicide"
Little Brother: ''Why don't you let him
see you in curl papers just once ?''-Tit-Bits
BELLAvITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment Soc, 80 days treatment $1O0. Sold by
A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs24.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day. Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
delicious and healthful dessert Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling! no baking !!
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor {:
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grOcers, 10 cts. 1y10
AS l-Clerk-"Madam you will have
to describe the contents of the pOcketbOOk
you lost" Mrs. Shoppe-"Well, it contain
ed four hairpins, button-hook, a lace hand
kerchief, four stamps, six rainyday skirt
samples, my lorgnettete, asafetypin, and
Clerk-s'That will do; this was a pocket
book the lost baggage department is on the
second floor. ''-Ohio State journal.
can International Courtship" the new
and Accordingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by leading
London weekly newspaper as ''a remark
able novel" It is the story Of marriage be-
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
away and give grandpa a kiss S'' Child
moustache and beard)-ssI don't see any
place for it, mamma Punch.
Jell-O, The New Dessert
pleases all the family. Four flavors Lem
on, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry. At
your grOcerS. 10 cts. Try it to-day. 1y10