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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

BiliousneSS is condition character
lied by disturbance of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debIlitated,
the liver torpid, the bowels consti-
pated. There is a loathing of food,
pains in the bowels. dizziness, coated
tongue and vomiting. first of the un-
digested or partly digested food and
then bile. Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets allays the disturb
ances of the stomach ana creates a
healthy appetite. They also tone up
the liver to a healthy action and reg
ulate the bowels. T.y them and you
are certain to be much pleased with
the RESULT For sale by Jones s. Glib
son, Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
A very Remarkable Remedy.

sit is with a good deal of pleasure
and satisfaction that / recommend
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy" says Druggist A. w.
Sawtelle. of Hartford, Conn. "A lady
customer, seeing the remedy exposed
for sale on my show case. said to me:
i really believe that medicine saved
my life the past summer while at the
Shore and she became so enthusiastic
over its merits that at once made up
nv mind to recommend it in the fu-
ture. Recently Il gentleman came in
TO my store so overcome with collie
pains that he sank at once to the
floor. ! gave him dose of this RENE
-dy which helped him. i repeated the
dose and in fifteen minut IS lie left my
store smilingly informing me that he
felt as well as ever For sale by Jones
& Gibson, Druggists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

eff" says the Mound Valley Her.
aid, ''we were to announce that you
could get this paper for thirty days
for the price of two beers every de-
cendant of Adam would know that we
meant 10 cents. But if we were to
say that it would be sent for the price
of a Gospel hymn book half of them
wouldn't know whether we had raised
the subscription price or were giving
it away.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
An Extensive Stock Raiser Tells How tc
Cure ScourS in Calves

VIM Abbott, OF Tyndall, S. Oak,
quite an extensive stock raiser, has
fora number-of years used Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy for scours in calves and says
he has never known it to fail. He
gives a teaspoonful in water as direct
ed on the bottle for an adult man. af-
ter each operation of the bowels more
than natural. Usually one dose is suf-
ficIent. For sale by Jones s. Gibson,
Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
oooo3oooo3ooooSo,oo9o3oeos
g FOR SALE COLUMN {

For SALE-rhe northeast quarter
section 23-13-23 in Trego county. In
qaire of John a. Nelson.
For SALE-Une of the best 800 acre
farms in Trego county For terms APP
ply to George Baker, Wa-Keeney.
Kan Can give possession at any time.
To Tradefor Treeo land -Four room
house, half acre of fruit trees and half
acre for garden in the town of Prime
ton, Mo. Address L. King, Princeton.
Mo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Mr.. Samuel J. Spicer, of Ellsworth,
and Miss Anna Zavodnik, of this CITY,
were united in marriage at Wichita,
Kansas, Thursday, April Is, Justice
Walker performing the ceremony.
We understand that the young couple
will make Lake CITY, Kansas. their
home. Mr.. Spicer is engaged in bust
ness at that place Wilson Echo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

If people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would
be used in nearly ever household, as
there are few people who do not suffer
from feeling of fullness after eating,
belching, fiatulence, sour stomach or
waterbrash, caused by indigestion or
dyspepsia. A preparation, such as
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. which, with
no aid from the stomach, will digest
your food. certainly can't help but do
you good. Jones 81 Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

s'Our little girl was unconscious
strangulation during a sudden and
terrible attack of Group / quickly
secured a bottle of One Minute Cough
Cure, giving her three doses. The
Group was mastered and our little dar-
ling speedily recovered" So writes A.
L. Spafford, Chester, Mich. Jones s.
Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Mans life is a game of cards. First
it is .scribbage" Next he tries to s'go
it alone" in a sort of 'scut, shuttle and
deal" pace. Then he rises the ''duce, ;"
while his mother ''takeS a hand in"
and, contrary to Hoyle, cheats the
little joker with her five" Then, with
his diamonds" he wins the 'sQueen
of hearts," Tired of playing ''a lone
hand" he expresses a desire to ''as-
sIst" his fair partner" throws out
his cards." and his clergyman takes a
SO bill out of him for .Dair." She
''orders him up" to build the fire.
Like ''knave" he joins the "cIubs, -
where he often gets fhigh," which is
Glow" too. If he keeps straight" lie
is sometimes ''flush." He grows old
and ''blush," sees a IDEAL" of trouble,
when he at last ''shuffies'' off his NOR
tai coil and passes In his checks, "
and he is ''raked in by a spade y
Life'S game is ended, and he waits
the summons of Gabriels trump, u
which shall ''order him up."-Ex.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
Uncle Toms Cabin

Lloyd Browns big scenic production
of that historic drama Uncle Toms
Cabin will be given this friday even
ing in large tent near the depot.
The company is large and talented,
and a faithful production of the fam
our play is promised Nine distinct
scenes are carried.
Prices: Adults 25c; children 15c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Skin affections will readily disap-
pear by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Look out for counterfeits. If
you get De Wits you will get good re-
suits. 1t is the quick and positive
cure for piles. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
Fresh pork at Bakers.

Try the new remedy for costivenesS.
Chamberlain'S Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Every box guaranteed. Price
% cents. For Sale by Jones & Gibson,
Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

You are much more liable to dis
ease when your liver and bowels do
not act properly DeWitt's Little
Early Risers remove the cause of dis
ease. Jones & Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
VOTER s NAME:

This coupon will be kept standing
until our issue of June L. After the
choice is made the best photograph
obtainable of the lady will be sent to
the Globe Democrat and will be print
ed in that paper and also in THE
WORLD.
EGSend in your votes at once
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
Notice for PubIication-No. 1905.

Land Office at Wa-Keeney. Kansas,
April Is 1901.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of her inten-
tion to make final proof in support of her
claim, and that said proof will be made be-
fore the Register and Receiver of the U. 5.
Land Office at Wa-Keeney, Kansas. on
May %, 1901. viz:
Nellie Davis,
Homestead Entry No. 1852 for the south
west quarter of section 6. township IL south,
range %. west of the 9th p. NJ
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cultiva-
tion of said land. viz:
Patrick Walsh James Walsh. Lima Bam-
berg. Emma Bamberg; all of ColIyer. Kan
T. T. PURCELL. Register
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

For a stiff neck there is nothing bet
ter than free application of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. 1t quickly re-
lieveS the stiffness and soreness,
effecting complete cure. Fol- sale
by Jones & Gibson, Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

prize for the best description of ssThe
Model Husband" written by woman
The first contribution read tersely as
follows: 1.-The topic is not proper
one. No one cares to discuss the
dead. * G. Journal
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

DeWitt'S Little Early RiSers search
the remotest parts of the bowels and
remove the impurities speedily with
no discomfort. There are famous for
efficacy. Easy to take, never grippe.
Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
To Cure A Cold In One Day

Take LaXitive Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggist refund the money if it
fails to cure, e. w. Groves signature
on each box. 25c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

the storm-and the same is very Otter
true of a policeman.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

The least in quantity and most in
quality describes DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous pills for con-
stipation, and liver complaints. Jones
& Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

II have been suffering from Dyspep-
STA for the past twenty years and have
been unable after trying all prepara-
lions and physicians to get any relief.
After taking one bottle Kodol Dvs-
pepsia Cure / found relief and am now
in better health than l have been for
twenty years. / cannot praise Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure too highly" thus
writes Mrs. G. w. Roberts, North
Creek, Ark. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Mr. W. j. Baxter of North Brook.
n. c.. says he suffered with piles for
fifteen years. He tried many RENE
dies with no results until he used De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve and that
quickly cured him. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Don't try to put on too MANY airs
it may make your friends cold.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Almost any evil can be remedied if
you face it fearlessly and honestly TRY
to remove it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18
FOR SALE.

West half of section 1-12-23. One
of the best tracts of farm land in
Trego county-only one mile from
Wa Keeney. w. E. SAUM.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

A married man never realizes the
responsibility he has on his hands I'M
til he has to walk the floor half the
night with a crying baby.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

A well-developed conscience will
make a hero of almost any man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

1t is said a girl in Boston is so
bright that she uses the palm of her
hand for mirror.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

There are two kinds of family jars
Into one you put preserves and into
the other you put your foot.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

A Kansas firm shipped car of
chickens TO California recently. The
car was on the road eight days and
the hens laid enough eggs during that
time to pay the freight on the car.
The eggs laid sold for S45O.-Osborne
Farmer
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Maidenhood and widowhood are
two hoods that are ever set for the
inveiglement of men.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

The fruit of evil resulted from the
eating of the first apple by the first
pair
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

JOHN a. MEL SON,
ATTORNEY AND REAL ESTATE AGENT.
AGENT FOR CLOSE BROS LAND co.
For choice bargains in lands give me a call.
All kinds of business promptly attended to
for non-reSiOentS
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

Go to G. J. Ferris for your carpets
and wall paper. New samples just
received
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

~Come to US for job work.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-05-18

REAL ESTATE AGENT
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
BRIGHT BITS.

Sue Brette-I see they have named
a cigar after your leading man.
The Manager-Well, I hope to gra-
cious it will draw better than he does.
-Yonkers Statesman.
She Won-Tess-I accepted Jack
Timmid last night.
Jess-Ol I'm so glad.
Tess-Are you, really?
JeSs-Yes, / bet him a box of gloves
that you would.-Philadelphi Press.
Nervous Tourist-Stop, driver, stop
There's something wrong 1 am sure a
wheels coming off.
Driver-Arrah, be aisy, then, yer
honor. Sure. It's the same ones been
comm off thin these three days back
Punch.
And That Accounts for TT can
not conceive why she invited that
grass widow to her wedding. Why.
she's a woman with a horrible past"
Yes, my dear, but rich enough to fur
nish an elegant present. philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Success at Last-Dr. Brown--Well,
did you keep the thermometer in the
room at seventy degrees, as l told you +?
Mrs. Murphy did indade, doctor,
but / had hard tonne to do it. The
only place it would stay at sivinty
was forninst the chimney piece.-Life.
-Uncle-"What are you crying for,
Georgie?" Georgie-"Teacher caned
me because I was the only .one-boo-
hoo-able to answer a question to-
day." Uncle Gndignantly)-"This is
scandalous, my poor boyi What was the
question:" George between sobs)-
who put the bent pin in the teach
er's air?"-Tit- Bits.
Harry Observation-Disclosures Mabel,
I-ah-have something most important
TO ask you. May-I-that-"
Mabel (encouragingly)-Wh is it.,
Harry?
Harry-May mabel would you be
willing to have our names printed in
the papers with a hyphen between
hem?-Glasgow Evening Times.
-Edith-I hear that you and Fred
are quite interested in one another.
Bertha-Dont you tell a soul, Edith.
but really l believe Fred and / were
made for each other We have PLAYED
golf together three times, and we new
er have quarrelled-except two or three
times when Fred was clearly in the
wrong.-Boston Transcript.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
A Pumck Lady.

She was simply gorgeous. You do not
often see one so sumptuously adorned,
says the New York Press. Along the
aisle of the car she glided, looking ev-
cry inch a queen. A mild young man
sat inoffensively beside the only va
cant seat, into which she languidly
sank after majestically 'bout-facing
and enyeloping his knees with the waste
material of her royal gown. Then she
obliqued. backing up hard against him
and twisting her lissone form so as to
look out of the window. I have been
there myself and he enlisted my sym.
pathies. Most men gently remove a
skirt thus swept upon them, but our
young man apparently had not the
courage to touch the hem of the one
that Tapped him. Nor did he feel JUS
titled in nudging the dear respondent
creature that was trying to sit upon
him. Whether he did 1t by accident
or design we may never know, but
when he crossed his legs the volumi-
nous train was securely gripped be-
tween them, and when her majesty es-
sayed to rise and leave the car at her
station she found herself anchored.
OF course he pretended not to notice
anything. She pulled, gently at first,
then angrily and hard. Then she gave
a vicious jerk that nearly drew him
out OF the seat and released the gar
ment If she didn't say ID 1t" she
looked it. He smiled. The rest of US
branded him Hero"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
Personal.

John MacDone, who has just died
at Clifden, Connemara, had attained
the extraordinary age of lbs years. He
was born in 1776, and had vivid recol-
lection of the landing of the French
at Killaloe in September, 1898, when
ne was in his twenty-second year.
Princess Louise of England has es-
tablished hospital, at her own ex-
pense, at the Roseneath Inn, the beau
tiful little hosiery owned by the Duke
on the Gareloch estate of the Argyll
family, where she is caring for inya-
lided soldiers from the front. Nearly
100 men have been IN residence at one
time or another.
Capt. Dreyfus, who has been living
at Cologne, near Geneva, for some time
past, has determined to leave Switzer-
land and make his home in Alsace,
where he was born. He will spend the
winter in. the Rivirea, after which he
will definitely settle down in Alsace,
devoting his time to literature and sci
entific pursuits.
Count Maurice de Pradel, the
French poet. lecturer and traveller, will
deliver a series of lectures in French
NAlS duoplCSS VI Lie ORlCdSO Al
lance Franchise, in this country. The
Count served in the French legation
in Turkey for number of years. He
married native of Turkey and had
an opportunity to study the home life
OF the Turks in a way that few for
eignrs could do.
Miss Helen Gladstone. the fourth
daughter of the late w. E. Gladstone
has taken charge of the pioneer wo-
mems university work among the Lon
don poor, the Women's University Set
tlement, which has it's headquarters in
Nelson Square, Southwark. The settle
ment was founded in 1887 by the Wo-
mems colleges of Oxford and Cam
bridge, and the membership reached a
total of $780, Miss Gladstone is So years
old, and was born in Hawarden Castle
During the recent visit of the Killed.
i've to Constantinople, the British am
bassador, Sir Nicholas O'Connor, gave
lunch in his honor. The Khedive sat
next to Mrs. Barclay, the wife of the
second secretary of the embassy, and
in the course of the conversation it
transpdred that both were enthusiasts tic
stamp collectors. The Khedive asked
Mrs. Barclay if she would permit him
to present her with few stamps from
his collection, and on the following day
an aide-de-camp brought the lady not
a few stamps, but the entire valuable
collection of the Khedive.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
A Past Helps q Proposal.

A maiden and a youth were saun-
tering UP and down the platform of
the Trinity place station the other
evening. engaging the time until the
arrival of their train. in low and earn
est conversation and keeping as close
together as a postage stamp and an
envelope, says the Boston Herald. just
before the train arrived the agent
wheeled truck rapidly down the plat
form, and as the couple saw 1t COM
ing, they stepped to one side, bringing
them opposite one of the stanchlons
that supported the awning. They do
not observe it at first, and continued
their promenade. Suddenly they came
in contact with the obstruction, and
when they attempted to pass it she
went on one side and he on the other.
1t was then discovered that they were
hitched together, as a button on the
youths coat had become entangled in
the meshes of a piece of lace that fell
from the shoulders of the maiden. She
was at first inclined to pull the young
man to her side of the post, and he
attempted to compel her to come his
way. They looked at each other for
a moment, and saw in the faces of
each a determination not to yield.
Shall we back up?" he finally ask
ed.
mo" was the short crisp reply.
"Shall we separate them"
mo" But the tone was softer, and
the maiden hung her head.
"Come my way" he urged, "and let
it be forever"
There was a slight hesitation, and
the youth triumphed. Just then the
moon peeked over a corner of the plat
form and a golden shaft of light fell
upon the maiden's face and revealed
an expression of supreme happiness.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
WILL ROBERTS GO BACKf

When Lord Roberts returned to Eng
land after his triumphant march to
Pretoria he was joyously received and
the Briushers believed that the war
was over, or so nearly over that there
remained only a little Strengthening
up to be done. They looked to Lord
Kitchener, the hero of Khartoum, to
quickly set things to rights. But he
has failed, and there is about as much
war in South Africa now as there was
a year ago. And Kitchener's reputation
is steadily failing. The people are get
ting very weary of reading dispatches
that filter through by way of Holland
or Germany telling of British reverses,
and which dispatches are later veri-
fed by the casualty lists. The British
are clamoring for results, and the only
results that they are getting. appar-
emily, are in favor of the Beers.
In this condition OF affairs there has
arisen a call for the return of Lord
Roberts to the supreme command in
South Africa, and Roberts is ready for
the task of taking up the work where
he left it off. Indeed, it is understood
that he has applied to the war office
to be returned to the field. The appli-
cation is said to have been sent in
within the week. and It's receipt is
given as the reason for Lord Sails
bury's unexpected return from the
Continent where he had intended to
remain for some time longer. The
Butler incident, also, is involved in the
purpose of Roberts to take the field
again, it is said. Butler was very pop
ular UP to the time of the delivering
of his recent laundering speech, which
was closely followed by his dismissal.
1t is now being whispered that Lady
Roberts was in some manner more OF
less responsible for the degradation OF
Butler, for social reasons. That has
served to start a reaction in Buffers
favor, and to detract from Lord Rob-
erts' fame. in some Of the music halls
during the past few days Buffers pic
ture has been cheered and that of
Roberts Kissed; and music hall audi
ences sometimes quickly reflect public
sentiment. II tales that are told are
true. Lord Roberts is susceptible TO
criticism, and is eager 20 have the tide
turned in his favor again as quickly
as may be possible. And that is one OF
the chief reasons why he is anxious to
go back and succeed Kitchener in
South Africa.
II is believed in well-tnformed cir
Giles in London that Kitchener win be
given two or three weeks or a month
yet IN which 20 make a showing for
himself. Should he fail 10 send good
news home within that time, Lord
Roberts VIII be ordered 10 relieve him
Of command That would mean. OF
course, mat Kitchener would add an
other headstOns 10 that "gnaye-yard
~ regulations" South Africa
The Savannah morning news., 1901-10-30
His Pastor Made Him Laugh.

"a few Sundays since" said young
Catholic clergyman from UP the state
says the Philadelphia Record, II took
occasion TO remind my congregation
which is located in a mountain town,
that I needed some money for necessi-
ties In connection with the church.
with winter coming on said, we
will need plenty OF coal. The church
must be kept warm, both for the COM
fort of the congregation and for the
preservation Of the building. The col
lectiops during to-day and next Sun
day win be devoted 10 the coal fund
Just az this period Ned Flanagan,
one OF the oldest parishioners, who oc-
cupled a front pew. began 10 laugh. I
WAS rather Indignant. and when church
was over I hurried out Of the sacristv
and took Flanagan 20 task for laugh.
Ing, What DO you mean by such con-
duct, FlanniganT ! asked 'Falth. 1
couldn't help laughin' Father he ex.
planned. Tbot was a purity good sthlff
you give the people shout coal What
would you want coal 10 hate The
church Tor when lie hated be steam y {"