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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
Central Vermont RAILWAY
TlMe-TA8Le

Corrected to March ~, 1901
trains leave Barre Daily, except Sunday,
as follows:
GOING SOUTH
S.10A. M.-MAIL For Boston via LoWeA
or Fitchburg; New York via Springfield xud
all New England points. Parior car to Boss
ton via Lowell.
1201 p. Mast EXPRESS For Boston
via Lowell New York via Springfield and
via New London. Buffet parlor car to Box-
ton.
$40 P. M.-LOCAL PASSENGER Fur
North6eld, Randolph, White River JunctSon
and Windsor.
11.O0 p. M.-NIGHT EXPRESS. Leaves
Barre week days only, but leaves Montpe-
lier 1855 A. N. daily, including Sundays, fng
Boston via Lowell or Ftchburg and for New
York via Springfield. Pullman sleeping c4r4
to Boston via Lowell and to Springfield
GOING NORTH
80 A. M.-PASSENGER For BurlingtpM
st. Adams. Montreal and Richford. CON-
meets at Essex Junction with express for all
points on Rutland Railroad.
sos P. N. MAIL For Burlington, Rnt-
land, Cambridge Junction, ST. Adams Nom
treal Rousee Point and Ogdensburg. P1xAW
car to Montreal.
$40 P. n. EXPIRE IS For BurltnEtnE,
st. Adams and Montreal. Pullman sleepzsX
car, Montpelier Junction to Chicago withn69
change. Due Chicago s.45 p. N. next uiEht.
Suburban Service
TRAINS TO MONTPELIER. Leave Ba1To 6.1o
$50 A. M, 10 01, a05, $40, 11.0o P. y.
TRAINS TO BARRE. Leave Montpelier ans
OILS, 1850 A. NJ, 1885, $50 and 60 r. II
WIlIlamstown Trains
Leave Barre 1'3O, 4.3Op n. Due Wi1liAnns-
town, 1.55, $40 P. n.
a
Due Barre, sos A. NJ, 800 p. N.
R. s. LOGAN, S. w. CUMMINGS,
Vice Pres Gen. Mang. Gen. Pass. Aga
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
LittleAeld's Prises.

Representative Littlefield has a
queer assortment Of prizes won at
euchre parties. A progressive euchre
party was given at the Washington
hotel at which he lives about a year
ago. and he carried off one Of the
trophies awarded for the highest score,
a beer stein. A few days ago similar
affair took place at the hotel. and again
he made the top score. the prize for
which proved to be horn and silver
mounted corkscrew. Mr.. Little1eld
represents a prohibition district and IL
himself an abstainer from intoxicants,
but he says he can use the corkscrew
on mineral water, of which there are
several famous springs in his district
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

OF the cities having over 100, 900 pop
ulation onl! 10 had a p0stOffice In 1900.
The first lectures ever given by wo.
man were delivered by Fanny Wright
in 1928.
The Swiss cabinet consists of seven
members, each Of whom draws $2,4O0
per annum.
A century ago farmers reaped their
grain with sickles, two acres being .
good days work.
1t is stated that there are $4,000 bar.
maids in England, whose hours aver
age IA daily for a wage Of 10 shillings
per week.
Many Londoners insist that their ap-
petite has improved since electricity
was applied to some Of the under
ground railways. 1t is believed to gen.
crate ozone.
The door by which the president Of
the republic. the king of Sweden, the
shah and other distinguished visitors
were in the habit of entering the Paris
exhibition has been sold for $50.
Sardinia is celebrated for the tombs
which prove that PROFESSIONALLY it was
inhabited by great giants. Recently
four new tombs have been found which
contain skeletons over nine feet long.
The skylark that Shelley has immor-
talized was not, it appears, the Eng
lish bird it has always been supposed
to be. 1t has been discovered that the
blithe creature in question was heard
In the lanes of Leghorn.
The circulation Of The Congressional
Record has now reached the 10000
mark. This includes numbers deliver
ed gratuitously to members and sena.
tors and newspapers and those sent to
regular subscribers, of whom there is
a small but select list.
James Parsons, Philadelphia law
yer who died about a year AGO. owned
an estate extending for Il mile and a
quarter along the ocean front of New
Hampshire. Following out his death
bed, wish. his children have given to
the state a strip of this land along the
shore 100 yards wide to further the
project of boulevard along the coast
line Of the state.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
MONTPELIER
AND WELLS RIVER r. K'

TIMETABLE.
Corrected to Oct s, 1900. trains leSve Baxrs
as follows: Going East, Sundays eXeeptSt2.
7.9O Am.
Connects at Wells River with AccommotsA-
ton Train North, and with Mail Train South
over Pa sumpsic Division Boston & Maine
r. r. Also meets with Accommodates
Train North via. White Mountain Div isioN.
and with Mail Train South, which hxn
through train service rom Wells River IN
Boston, via. Plymouth, Concord, Manch ester,
4.30 P. M,
Connects at Wells River with Exprv knxi 4
Mail Train North over Passumpsic Divkaacs,
B. h NJ. R. r. 500 Line Express to St. pzna
and Minneapolis. Western Express for Ck4-
cago and Night Express for Pacific Cn.ax
GENTS ss H gis G. p T. Ry n Through ssspiDg ~
daily except saturdays, Montreal to PActfn
Coast and Tourist Cars to Pacific Coast Wal.
nesday. Connects with Mail train for Lisbcr,
Littleton, Whitefeld, Fabyans. L ncastus,
Groveton and Berlin. Also connects wfth
s n4R1sss rrf S tSa a R9stS1 WI rfEsu
Parlor Car Wells River to Boston.
SIS P. NJ.
Connects at Wells River with Tnssn North
all stations between " ellis River and Iyx-
donville. with Accommodation South foTsaN
stations between Wells River snG WAAn,
River junction and with Ac omxrao1aak1Rs
Train over White Mountain Division u. u,
M. r. R., for Lisbon, Littleton, WhitsAek..
and Lancaster.
TRAINS WEST.
Leave Wells River, $50, 1905 A. sMs x41
P. N.
Arrive Barre 1905, 11.b6 AM, kaFr:M
SUBURBAN TRAIN SERVlCK
Leave Montpelier, $50, s.4b, 11.40;A II
$50, $50, SIS P. n.
Arrive at Barre ESQ, 1905. 11.bs A, N
$50, 4.06, $50 m.
Leave Barre 7.sO, 1920 A. NJ, 13.A1, A1H
40, 6.86 P. N.
a Arrive 4 e At !. Montpelier, 7.As, lcss.A!A
W. A. STOWELL1 GeusrA H.uRsn
F.W. MORSE, asn1 Pan, AgssSI.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
SIDE LIGHTS ON LIFE.

A hero of today has no title deed for
tomorrow.
Painless dentistry is merely the art
of drawing 1t mild.
A kiss by moonlight is one Of loves
strongest arguments.
A baby cuts his teeth before he Is on
speaking terms with them.
The Instructor Of a swimming school
u literally immersed in business.
The successful schemer, like a cit.
ting hen. can't afford to take day OF.
The new moon IL like giddy young
girl-not old enough to show much re-
Election.
Some bachelors Join the army be-
cause they like war-and some married
men because they like peace.-Chicago
News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23

1t Is sweet to hear Professor Louns
bury, the head of the English depart
ment at Yale, saying word in behalf
Of what some of his more pedantic
brethren are pleased to call newspaper
English. 1t is Professor Lounsbury's
opinion that while newspaper writing
is subject to conditions which tend to
impair it's excellence, inasmuch as lit
tie or no time can be allowed for ex-
animation or revision, it is generally
marked by greater perspicuity and en-
ergy of expression than more labored
literary work, and those who write it
are as a class far superior to those
who set out to be their critics and CEN
sOrs.-BostOn Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23

During Sir Henry Irving's recent
performance of 1.-THE Merchant Of
Venice" at the Theater Royal, Belfast,
much annoyance was caused to fire.
quenters of the stalls and circles by
ladies who did not remove their hats,
with the result that the management
at last decided to give the fair ones a
gentle hint. Prior to the commence
ment Of the first act curtain was dis
played on which was painted in large
letters the following: Madam, will
you kindly take of your hat, as l am
sitting Immediately behind you and
cannot see the stage" The hint was
sufficient, for all hats and bonnets dis
appeared.-Pall Mall Gazette.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23

Corrected to March ~, 1901
trains leave Barre Daily, except Sunday,
as follows:
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
a RaRlnR, Roaring Flood

Washed down telegraph line which Chas
G. Ellis. Of Lisbon. Ia, had to repair
standing waist deep in icy water he
writes, gave me a terrible cold and
best doctors in Oakland, Neb.. Sioux City
and Omaha said l had Consumption and
could not live. Then I began using Dr.
Kings New Discovery and was wholly
cured by six bottles" Positively guar
anteed for Coughs. Colds and all Throat
and Lung troubles by Parlor Drug Store.
Price SOC and. S1.0O. Trial bottles free
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23
Ills Easy to Fee Good.

Countless thousands have found bless
ing to the body in DR.. King 5 New Life
Pills, which positively cure Con tipation,
Sick Headache, Dizziness. Jaundite
Malaria, Fever and Ague and all Liver
and Stomach troubles. Purely vegetable;
never gripe or weaken. only &c at
Parlor Drug Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23

II had piles so bad could get no rest
nor find cure until ] tried DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. After using it once.
l forgot ever had ANYTHING like Piles I"
E. c. Boice. Somers Point. n. Y. Look
out for limitations. Be sure YOU ask for
DeWitt's. Kendrick & Co.. Barre. Will
cox & Gillette, Moretown. W. E. Poole.
East Barre, Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-04-23

Those famous little pills, DeWitts Little
Early Risers will remove all impurities
from your system. cleanse your bowels
make them regular. kendrick & Co.,
Barre. Wilcox e. ilettn. Moretown. W.
E. Poole E;tIt Barre VI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Elements of National Strength.

There are three products of the
earth upon which, to an extent that
is almost startling, under modern
conditions, the fortunes of nations
turn. These are coal, gold and iron.
Coal turns the wheels of industry
and commerce and furnishes the no
tive force of the great naval engines
Of modern warfare. Gold, because of
it's many valuable qualities. is the
indispensable basis of the monetary
system of the world. Iron in it's va
rious forms enters into every mate
rial part of life. To cut off the sup
ply of these would paralyze the world
until science had found substitutes
for them. The possession of them in
large quantities and power to make
them available constitute important
elements of national strength.-Chau-
tauquan.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
SHIPS TEST THEIR SPEED.
Some Famous Ocean Races Betweel
Sailing Vessels of Many
Years Ago.

The arrival of the Muskoka, the
winner of the race which is reported
to have taken place from Portland,
Ore, to the United Kingdom, re-
Gently, serves to remind us that the
days of quick sailing are not yet end
ed, says the London Shipping World
In the friendly test of skill which has
just been concluded the competitors
were the North German Lloyd's cadet
training ship, the II. S. Charlotte, the
Glasgow ship Marion Light and the
Glasgow ship Ardencraig. The win
ner, under the command of Capt.
Grove, made the run from Portland
to Queenstown in 101 days 20 hours
Satisfactory as this latest sailing rec
ord is, it pales before the doings, Of
some of the 0ld-time ''cracks," many
of which also performed their speedy
voyages with almost clocklike regu-
larity. The Donald Mckay, the cele-
brated ''Black Ball. liner, was not
only the longest clipper in the world,
but was also accounted one of the
fastest sailers ever built. Upon one
occasion she took 1000 troops from
Portsmouth to Mauritius in 20 days,
and her average time for six consecu-
tive voyages from Liverpool to Mel
bourne was 80 days, and only once
it exceeded IS days.
The details of the famous race be-
tween the three China tea clippers in
1866 are too familiar to need men
I,,% no hof n
speed of over Is knots an hour has
been made by sailing ship may not
be so we'll known. The British clip
per ship Hurricane during the course
of one of her voyages home from
Melbourne attained this rate of sail
ing on several days, her best run be-
ing 270 knots in 16R hours. But it
was after the eos, and indeed we'll
on into the '70's, when some of the
best sailing records were made. And
it is doubtful whether the perform
ance of the Sir Lancelot, when she
covered $4,000 miles in SO days against
the prevailing monsoon, has ever been
equaled; certainly there are no au-
thentic statements to show that it
has been surpassed. The voyage was
made in 1869, from Foo-Chow-Foo to
London, and her best days run was
1854 statute miles, while crossing the
Indian ocean, the average for one
week being 900 miles day. This
was essentially voyage under ad-
verse conditions. Perhaps the fast
est passage between England and
China was that made in 1857, when
the celebrated American clipper Pride
of the Ocean did the run out from
the Lizard to Hong-Kong in 60 days.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
University of NOtre Dame, Notre
Dame, Ind.

The attention of readers is called to the
advertisement Of Notre Dame University,
one of the great educational institutions OF
u UNI Of this paper. Those who may have oe-
casion to look up a college for their sons
during the coming year would do well to
correspond with the President, who will
send them catalogue free Of charge, as
we'll as all particulars regarding terms,
courses of studies, etc. =,
There is a thorough preparatory school
in connection with the University. in
which students of all grades will have
every opportunity Of preparing themselves
for higher studies. The Commercial Course
intended for young men preparing for bust
ness, may be finished in one or two years,
according to the ability of the student.
ST. EDWARDS HALL, for boys under thir-
teen, is an unique department of the in
stituton. The higher courses are thor.
ough in every respect, and students will
find every opportunity of perfecting them
selves in any line of work they may choose
to select. Thoroughness in class-work, ex-
actness in the care of students, and devo-
ton to the best interests of all, are the
distinguishing characteristics of Notre
Dame University.
Fifty-six years of active work. in the
cause of education have made this institu-
ton famous all over the country.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Shifty-"Have you seen tho silver
cup l got by running?" sharple-
mo. Did you outrun the policeman
then?"-Pick-Me-Up.
"say, pop!" said Willie, "is gent
short of gentleman" eyes, my
boy" replied the old man; "a gent is
for short of gentleman
phia Record.
"How do they make out that 1t was
goose that laid the golden egg?'
"Simply because sensible bird hay
ing snap of that kind would have
kept it to itself. "-Philadelphla
Times.
An Echo of May Weather.-"Tm
afraid we will have to censure our
new buyer" "What's the trouble
with him?" "He let the stock of win
ter rannels get too low."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The orce of Habit.-"Joe, you are
rude-1'Il never put foot in your office
again" "Oh, yes, you will; you'll come
in again late some evening when I'm
just hurrying off to try and eaten
my ."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Mr.. Fijiit-"Here comes a fellow
who is likely to throw something at
YOU Mrs. Fijjit-"Goodness me-
Randolph! Let's leave the theater at
once. What is he likely to throw
Mr.. Fijjit-"His voice. He is . ven
triloquist, dear."-Ohio State journal.
"Of course, the railroad company
had no right to move it's fence over
onto your land" said the attorney.
"But must say" said the complain.
ant, "that there are a number OF
points to their line of argument.
"Vhat is t?'' "a barb wire fence. -
indianapolis News.
"What do you think of that wh's-
ky?" asked the host. 'Well," said
the guest. smacking his lips as ne
laid down his glass, lit reminds me OF
a good story" Lets have it." ~!
you misunderstood me, merely wish
to imply that it is worth repeating"
Philadelphia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
A Medical Tostfmonial.

Sip: We fed our buby on modified
COWS milk the first six months, but the
milkman did not understand how to modify
child lost desh till he weighed but one
pound.
I now procured some of your celebrated
Infants Food. This the baby managed to
trade off to the dog for some dog biscuit,
which he ate, and is now we'll and hearty.
The dog died, but dogs are cheap.
We are eratefu;l. to X} you, indeed: You
Detroit Journal
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
TOO suggestive.

"You look discouraged" remarked the
visitor.
And feel it," sighed the manager of the
great Pacific Slope Prune company. "After
all the time and money / have expended
proving to the public that the prune is no
longer a fake, that miserable old editor
has to step in and wreck my assertions"
morous column"
"Worse than that! He ran it under the
boarding house notices. Chicago Daily
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
GOD kNOWETH BEST.

The world 10 an we find It,
Whether for good or I'LL;
The path Is Outlines stony,
Leads Outlines up the hill;
But when we reach the summit,
And find there peace and rest.
We, then, forget the journey
And feel, God knoweth best.
The world Is as we take it,
Whether for Ill or good;
The path lies through the brambles,
And often through the wood:
But If we look beyond it,
Where shines the light of day,
Wen bravely journey onward;
"God knoWeth best'-we say.
The world is as we make It.;
We reap both good and ILL;
The seed we sow In passing,
Up-spring from wood and hill;
Before We reach the summit,
The flowers may be but weeds,
Unless we tread with gladness
Gods path-He knows our needs.
Mrs. D. F. Thompson, In N. Y. Oh
server.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Exnensiye Shooting.

It costs $S27 to fire single shot
from a 16-inch rifle, or more than
enough to pay the wages of private
soldier in the regular army for five
long years. Even an eight-inch rife
costs 1925 each time it is discharged.
N. Y. Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Cheap Round Trip Ratio Between st. Paul,
Mimi, and the Pacific Coast.

On July 9Th the Northern Pacific Railway
will place in effect a low first-class round
trip rate Of $500 from eastern terminals
to Seattle, Tacoma and Portland. Dates
of sale at eastern terminals will be from
July 9th to July 18th inclusive, and the
final limit for return will be Aug. 3lst, 1901.
Destination must be reached not later than
July 18th, stopovers being allowed IN
EITHER DIRECTION within the transit limits.
This offers an unsurpassed opportunity
for those desiring to hunt new homes and
farms. to 60 into the northwest and look
over the country, or for those wishing to
visit relatives or friends or to make pleas
ure trips, to do SO.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Beat for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has c. &. e..
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
A Nfatter of ExDensc,

doctor, what is the matter with me-"
"You need about three months rest from
busness-that is all"
"Three months rest? That will cost me
$1,000. The other doctor said I needed an
operation for appendicitis. That would
cost only 500. think III let him operate"
Chicago Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
DO Your Feet Ache and Burnt

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease
a powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy, Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad~
dress, Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy. n. y.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Batting Him.

Rodrick-1t seems incredible that the
wise Bostonian should have been duped by
the grafter's game of three shells and pea.
Van Albcrt-It is easily explained. The
pea was discarded and bean substituted
Chicago Daily News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
pIcasures of AIMS

Pleasures Of Amateur Gardening.
"William, I wish you would go and weed
out the flower bed"
William went out and inspected it.
Then he returned.
ut would be simpler job. Marie" he
said, "to flower out the weed bed. Chi
cago Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

"Why is justice pictured as woman
holding a pair of apothecary's scales ?" IL
don't know, but it would be manfestly alb
surd to represent her as an iceman with an
iceman's scales "-Philadelphia Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

A great deal of nerve is sometimes neces.
sary to keep from being cranky.-Atchison
Globe
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

1t is worthier to be honored by the wise
few than to be fattered by the foolish
many Wellspring
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Hardships of City Life.

"Pa, what's metropolis"
"A metropolis, Jimmy, is place in which
it costs you cbout Is cents street car fare
to get out where you can pick clover. -
Chicaeo RScorG- Herald.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
Laundering Thin Dresses.

To launder the exquisite creations OF mus.
Inns and lace in which this season abounds
has become quite o problem, yet the most
delicate materials will not be injured II
washed with Ivory Soap and then dried In
the shade. But little starch need be used.
ELIZA R. PARKER.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
His View of 1t.

McJigger-I thought your wife was eco.
nomical.
Thingumbob-Such ignorance! My dear
man, no woman is ever economical. She
is either e1travagant or stingy .-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

It isn't politeness that makes detective
exemplify the expression: After you."-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

What Did He n?-Riter-"Have you
read my last poem!" Reeder-"I hope SC"
Evening Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

The book binder cannot always afford to
disdain another persons leavings-Pnila'
de]phia Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

Every actor in . play ought 70 have =
least q part interest in it.-Philadelphi
Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12
KATHLEEN GRAHAM.

Miss Kathleen Graham, 1859 Florida
Ave-, N. w. Wash, D. c., writes: SAT
the solicitation of friend I was adj
vised to use Peruna and after the use
of one bottle for dyspepsia felt almost
entirely cured. take pleasure in rec
needs an invigorating tonic. Kathleen
Graham.
Dr.. S. B. Hartman, President Of The
a prominent authority on w0n1en's ca
many cases of female cafarrh as make
months. Advice free. Address Dr. S.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

| Marriage is often the result of mutual
misunderstanding. 1ow0 Topics.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

Easily Recognized - "Where's Mr..
Schnorer?" Hes in the next room" "Are
you sure?" Eyes; l just overheard him
taking a nap."-Philadelphia Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

May the best man win--the pretty brides
maid Chicago Daily News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-07-12

1t is an easy step from gossip to lying
Atchison Globe.