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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15

Guthrie. o. T. Aug. At was an
nounced yesterday from a source close
10 the administration that when the r.
port went around that the committee ap-
pointed By Governor Barnes 20 locate the
Southwestern Normal school would locate
the school az weatherford. the majority
Of the members OF the last territorial
legislature wrote 70 Governor Jenkins.
asking that he appoint another commit
tee or see that the normal was located
IN Greer county, as anticipated when the
normal bill was passed IN the legislature.
The action on the part OF the legislators
had something 20 do with the action OF
Governor Jenkins. lie could not aford
70 keep his hands out of the matter, FOR
had the old committee located the normal
school AT Weatherford as intimatee the
people or Greer county and the southwest
would have blamed the jenkins admin
istration for f. It is anticipated among
the politicians that there VIII nothing
serious come Of the appointing Of the
new commission 70 locate the normal
school The members OF the old commits
sion may feel little sore over the action
OF Governor jenkins. But owing % the
fact that there will be little opportunity
for them 70 be reimbursed n they take n
trip 70 decide on the town for the normal,
II IS likely that they viii defer this part
Of the matter and let The new committee
locate the normal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
OPEN LETTER
ADDRESSED TO
GOV. JENKINS
coatinped from seoOrd pass-

from which they are supposed ID eminate
have means Of knowing whether or not
It Is correct Let me only add that ]
trust that the most touching and eonvinc-
ing OF these written opportunities Go not
eminate from the representatives OF some
Of the three railway companies anxious
70 secure the location OF this Institution
on their lire OF road. and desirous OF q
committee compounded on their prescrip-
ton. Is It nos possible that you have
been nisled by suchs
For the reason that we are advised and
believe that the committee OF gentlemen
recently appointed by You. although rep
resentative citizens OF tie territory. and
men OF ualrspeachible integrity. have no
legal authority whatever in the matter.
and for the reason that We believe that 8.
permitted to act In such capacity, htiga-
ton over any location they may make VIII
follow. finally defeating the location and
erection Of the institution. the committee
have unanimously determined 20 proceed
with the selection OF such site as they
are. by law. directed. and in 81 things 70
fully perform their duties as COMMITTEES
under said act. We believe this 70 Be our
duty 10 the people q the southwestern
portion OF Oklahoma territory. so that In
no event viii they fan OF the benefits Of
the legislation which through the efforts
OF their legislators and citizens was OBJ
tanned FOR them. and OF which they are
justly deserving.
have taken this manner OF addressing
you. for the reason that believe the
public should have fun information Of
the facts IN this unfortunate controversy,
and the reasons upon which the commit
tee Of which I am a member IS sctinE.
Respectfully. ROBERT A. LOWRY
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
u. S. CONSUL IS SUED

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.

on the Produce Exchange, today, the
market closed as follows:
Butter-Market firm; creamery l41zQ21c;
dairy. 1sizQlSc.
eraadr-- TAGfA1kr
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
LIVE STOCK Markets
Kansas CITY,

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kansas 'ltE' AL5. lt'-eallie l'eCelp Us
tv9.' me- -.''o ..o.ee
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native steers Si..2{o.soi IeNas ana ma, m IN
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4 s1T5 81. workers. s.. 95a5.75: pigs. s.. 500
Fco
sheen Pacein+s 600. market strong:
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
CAsH QTOTATIONA

CASH QUOIAIIUNo-
FlourAIarket quiet and firm.
Wheat-No spring. 691s473c; No. red,
73G737sc.
Corn-No. ?, $50; 10. yellow. 5s1AG5sSs.
Oats-2lo. ?. 36ssG57c; No. , white, SS3sq
39lze: No. 5 white, 3S2sG59c.
Rye-No. ., 60c.
Barley-Fair 70 choice mating. 579e1c.
Flax seed-No. 1, s1.64.
Timothy see6-Prime, 81. 65G5.75.
Pork-Afess, per Dbl, S14.10T14.15.
Lard-Per 100 lbs. S 70dS 72Iz.
Short rib sides Qoosel, Seas 10; dry
salted shoulders (bOxed). T4Q7jac; short
clear sides boxed, IS .45aS s..
Whisky-Basis Of high wines. 1.29.
Clover-Contract grade, S1o.25.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-08-15
GRAIN AND PRODUCE MARKETS
Chicago

Sib|GEA
Chicago, Aug. 1.-THE leading futures
ranged as follows:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
BLUE RIBBON CLUB.
Will Entertain at Camp Mckinley
on Friday Evening.

The Blue Ribbon Club will entertain
large number of guests at Camp NC
N'hIey on Friday evening, March o.
'oclal amusements, dancing and music
WI D. the program for the evening
ana refreshments will be served.
he club met at the home of Mrs
"otkyns at Kapiolani park Saturday
sEehlng. it being the occasion of her
birthday, and they were welcomed ana
Henghtfully entertained until a late
"ouF Mrs. Wotkyns will act as pat
roness and chaperon for the club on
'Hday evening.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
Two Small Fires,

Inc fire department answered two
alarms of fire yesterday afternoon.
one was at Frank Kreuger's place,
corner OF King and Piikoi streets, an
Clubhouse being burned. Damage nom
inal.
Inc second was in Palama, where a
small Portuguese cottage was burned
10 the ground before the department
reached the scene. The cottage was in
the rear of the Ahlo place Nothing
was saved of the contents, as the ten
ants were absent when the fire oc-
Cured. 1t is not known how the
blaze started
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
PLATTS INSOMNIA CURE.

Senator Platt of Connecticut suffers
from insomnia. He says somebody has
suggested the following cure, which,
however, he does not intend to try:
When you can't sleep get up and take
drink of whisky. Go back to bed and
wait half an hour. If you are still
wakeful take another drink and repeat
at intervals of thirty minutes. BY and
by you won't care whether you go to
sleep or not"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
AMBITION OF ART EMBRO1D
ERIES.

MISS Croker of Boston, Mass, VIII
' WY, exhibitions and sales at the Ha-
,ailan Hotel Parlors No. Is on Thurs
~ friday and Saturday, March Z,
,u . only. Decorative art emoroio-
roa US both finished pieces and those
to work; also new designs II
a INT wood novelties. including the new
,h'hg trays, fruit bowls, ETC., to whicf
vt. ladies of Honolulu are cordially In
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
A
COUCH

is GOING TO CAUSE SERIOUS
TROUBLE. YOU CANNOT AT
FORD TO LET A COUGH LIN
GER. PERHAPS YOU HAVE
TRIED REMEDIES WHICH AT
FORD NO RELIEF. YOU BE-
GIN TO WONDER If YOUR
COUGH is DURABLE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
Tie. PPAA4Nn,, ,,,-

The Territorial Band will render the
Following program at Thomas SQUARE
commencing at 1880 o'clock this even.
ing:
PART T.
'OVerture-"Juanit Sunn.
Cornet Remembrance of Lib
Mr.. Charles Kreuter.
orahd Selection-"Rose of Castillo"
Songs i''
(a) "Ka Iini," OBJ Like Pua Lenua, -
Miss I. Keliiaa
(c) "Akali Hoi," Id "'Liki Kai Ohele, y
Mrs. n. Alapai
PART IL
Selection Robin Hood" De Koven
Patrol-"Mount Guard" Eilenbere
Fairy Voices" Grove
Lancers-''M Madame Angot" Lecoco
The Star Spangled Banner"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
TERESA IS NOW A PROFESSOR
ESSA"

Teresa Labriola. who got the doc
tors degree in the law department of
the University of Rome six years ago,
has now been promoted from "dotto-
ressa" to 'professoressa" at the
same university-the first case of the
kind. She passed a brilliant exami-
nation and was applauded by all the
students and professors. She is the
daughter Of Professor Arthur Labri-
ola, the sociologist
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
Tor the Thcdtri' al

We are showing an excellent
line of French Kid Gloves at
s1.O0, $3.50. sl.75-also the famous
Dent Glove at $500.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
QUEEN ELIZABETH
SLIPPERS

OTHER HANDSOME
pair that willie honor
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
MANUFACTURERS as;.yR!E
No MoreDredd
OF THE Dental Chair
| $500

VIII Dc given TO anyone who detects
inferier material used by the New
York Dental Parlers. In all our gold
crowns and bridgework we use z2-K.
gold. In all our other work the ma
terial Ia OF THE BEST. AND GUAR
ANTEED. All work done by GRAD
UATED DENTISTS Of from II to 20
years. experience, and each department
In charge Of a specialist. Give US q
eaM. and you will and US to do exactly
az we advertise. We tell yeu In ad-
vance exactly what your work will
cost by FREE EXAMINATION.
SET TEETH S. 90
GOLD CROWNS IS. 90
GOLD FILINGS 81. 90
SILVER FTLLINGS 5O,.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-03-06
Putnam
Cherry
Cough Comfort

is ONE OF THE MOST SURE
AND CERTAIN REMEDIES
FOR COUGHS. THE FIRST
DOSE WILL BRING RELIEF. A
25-CENT BOTTLE CONTAINS
ENOUGH MEDICINE TO
CURE SEVERAL ORDINARY
COUGHS. WHILE 1T IS ONE
OF THE BEST REMEDIES
FOR COUGHS, 1T IS ALSO
PLEASANT TO TAKE AND
FREE FROM HARMFUL
DRUGS. CHILDREN TAKE IT
READILY. rs AND so CENTS.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
JoBBERs HIT.
Don't Like Recent Construction. of
Bankruptcy Law.


Credit men in the city are much in
terested in recent decision of the
United States supreme court. The
court decided case Of great moment
to. all jobbing interests in the country
in its construction of the law of bank
ruptcy. The ruling sustains the lower
court, and it is to the effect that all
moneys received by creditors of a
bankrupt for four months previous to
the filing Of bankruptcy pleas should
be accounted preference claims, and
that they must be paid into the funds
of the trustee before other claims of
creditors may be recognized. That is
to say, If Jones paid Smith & Co. 5000
on account within four months of the
time Jones became bankrupt, then
this 5000 must be paid to the trustees
appointed before other claims of Smith
& Co. would be recognized. Smith &
Co. must either decide to accept the
5000 as the full amount of their claim,
or pay it in and share with others the
total assets, including the 5000.
Great dissatisfaction is expressed
regarding the decision. Every effort
will be used to bring about revision
OF the bankruptcy law which is so
construed by the courts. The effect
of the ruling is to put most jobbers
more alertly on their guard and cause
them to confine their business more
to cash transactions.
Although it was evidently not the
intention when the law was framed,
owing to its wording, the courts can
not decide otherwise, and with one or
two exceptions, the decisions have
been uniform.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
TO MEASURE THE WIND.
Ingenious Instrument Invented by
Englishman of Great Use to Science.

An ingenious instrument has been
invented by r. M. Lowne, of Catford,
whereby the velocity and direction of
the wind may be accurately registered
by means of electricity. The instru-
ment is an adaptation of vane and
thermometer combined, and the record
is automatically made on a paper
ribbon, the indicating instrument
being connected by electric wire with
the vane and thermometer. The direc-
ton of the wind is continuously shown
by a well defined single pencil line
and the changes to eight points on the
compass and their duration are also
recorded in the same way.
Another pencil line indicates tenths
OF miles and miles of velocity, and the
maximum velocity when it occurs can
also be seen at glance Mr.. Lowne
claims that the apparatus, which he
has kept working for over q year. is
most successful in every way and
wristbands all changes of weather.
Everything is perfectly automatic in
action and the battery power required
is very small The records shown by
means of Mr.. Lowne's instruments
cannot, he states, be obtained by
means of any other apparatus in
existence.
Mr.. Lowne told newspaper repre-
sentative that it will be quite possible
to get, by means of his invention. nc.
ourate records at central station OF
the direction and velocity of the wind
from any part of Great Britain by
means of electric wires connecting
the recording instrument with the
vanes and thermometers wherever
they may happen to be stationed.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
HELPS SALE OF THE BIBLE.
Great Increase in Demand for the
Scriptures.

Great Increase in Demand for the
Scriptures.
1--WE have sold more Bibles lately
than ever before" said man who
handles a good supply of the sacred
books, "and for a while was puzzled
to understand why it was l am GER
tain that / have not figured the mat
ter out yet, but l have at least di-
gested the various influences that
might tend to create demand for the
Bible. l remember distinctly the i'm
petus given to Biblical study when In
gersoll first blazed out in his agnostic
career. His criticisms were so severe
that men and women wanted to look
into the matter for themselves. The
Mistakes of Moses and similar things
put forward by Ingersoll called atten-
Bible. The criticisms of Tom Paine
ton to the rich literary value of the
and Voltaire and Rousseau and the
vague, heavy, mystical mutterings of
old Swedenborg had resulted in like
condition. More arduous study of the
Bible always follows a high-tensioned
liberal criticism. So figure that the
increased demand for the Bible now is
the reactionary result of the high
point touched by higher criticism
during tho latter part of the nine
teenth century. There were Henry
Huxley, and Darwin, and Draper, and
Spencer, and long list of men who
had advanced theories somewhat at
variance with accepted scriptural
teachings, and skepticism has really
run riot for the past 20 years. Reac-
tionary forces always follow these
violent movements, and we are now
reaping the harvest of other mems fol-
lies in the Bible business. other things
of course, have contributed to this in
creased demand, like some of the lat
ter-day stories of novelists that are
grouped around some tragic event in
the Bible. But the main reason, in
my judgment, is the reactionary forces
which are bounding back from the
high tide wave of skepticism." -
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27

with the remark: If you beat that
take my money
That's good hand, but not quite
good enough said the next man, as
he laid down four queens. He reach
ed out to take in the s1,700 pot, but
Dan spoke up with his usual drawl:
Careful, partner, you'll get burned.
Then he slowly laid out spade
sequence from the deuce to the six.
The card which had been turned in the
draw was the seven and would have
filled for MIN, but, according to the
rules of play in those days, he couldn't
have it. Most men would have cursed
their luck and quit the game. Dan
wasn't that kind, so he did the next
best thing and drew the duce. Very
few poker players would have thought
of that" added the club man with a
smile, but Dan got all the money"
Brooklyn Eagle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
Age and Rank Didn't Mix Well.

Speaking about General Pole-Carev
reminds me of the time when he was
on Lord (then Sir Frederick Roberts
staff as military secretary. He wore
colonel's badges and looked like "a
junior subaltern. 1t was in Quetta, n
'SS. at public ball, that l saw him
leaning against wall with his arms
folded and looking his handsomest. To
him strobe up burly major of Bonn
bay infantry, who looked old enough
to be Carew's father. Humping a
heavy hand n his Senior" officers
shoulder. he growled out in a voice Of
thunder:
Here, you with the face of a babe.
and the rank of field marshal. come
and have a drink"
Pole-Carew's face was a study. bur
in the roar of laughter which followed
from all who heard there was no help
for it and he went. He was certainly
one of the youngest-looking colonies
ever saw-the late General Wau.
chope running him close.-London
Mail.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
The Witness Scored.

The cross-examiner was a smart
man whose object was to disconcert
witness and aiscredit his testimony.
what did you say your name was?"
was the first question.
Michael Doherty."
Michael Doherty, Ell? Now,
Doherty answer this question care
fuily. Are you a married mann"
"Oi think so. Oh was married.
So you think because you got mar
RED that you are a married man, 90
you! Now, tell me whom you mar
ried" ID
Who Oh married? / married a w
man"
low, don't you know better than, Is
tribe with the court? OF course you
married woman; did you ever hearof
any one marrying mann"
YES. Moi sister did."-London
Spare Moments.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
5otha Caught His Train.

The following anecdote is sent by
an officer serving In the Transvaal.
where II has gone the round of the
camps. II naturally lacks official
confirmation, but, happily, this does
not affect its merits as a story:
They tell story of Botha and
Kitchener's meeting about terms of
peace last week At the end Botha
said: Well, l must be haven't got to
catch train
"'But that's just what have got to
do said Botha, and two days after
ward a train was held up and looted
on the Delegoa line, not very far from
the place Of meeting. The London
Mail.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
What One Woman Thinks.
lrst love is rarely last love.

First love is rarely last love.
Strawberry luncheons are in order.
Enthusiasm is contagious.
It is hard to be an optimist in too
tight shoes.
Blessed is the woman who has the
love of a good man.
The young woman who sings the
loudest in a volunteer choir does not
always have the best voice.
When man picks out n wife he
should be careful to choose one that
he thinks will wear we'll
Every woman should study the art
OF looking young and dressing be-
comingly; every man likewise.
Nobody knows the soul sufferings of
the girl with n lobster salad appetite
and the limitations Of tongue sand.
wieh income.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
Lullaby Of the oilbway sauaws.

The wind is in the trees.
Does my darling baby hear
What is whispered to the ear
With the lisping of the breeze?-
Love will keep his mother near,
And the baby need not fear,
For the wind is in the trees"
The stars are in the skies:
Does my darling baby see
How they wink at him and me,
Bright, almost, as baby's eyes?
How they wink to him that he
Is as safe as safe can be,
For the stars are in the skies?
Then, go to sleep, my child;
The squirrels are In bed,
Black squirrels, gray and red,
And the little foxes wild.
The stars are overhead,
And the winds with me have said,
go to sleep, to sleep, my child"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
WILHELMs NEW PAsTlME.
saIta is the Game the German En-
peror Plays.

Emperors and kings, one would
think, can scarcely have any spare
time for parlor games, but the German
emperor, in this as in many other
matters, is an exception. He has
adopted the game of Salta. and gives
II as his opinion that tactics and
strategy can easily be learned from
it
Salta is rapidly becoming a
formidable rival of chess. The game
is played on board OF 100 squares,
each player having fifteen pieces.
Tie pieces move on the black SQUARE 5
only, and are arranged and moved
draughts fashion, the only difference
being that they can move backward
also, and, when taking. the pieces
merely pass over the adverse men
without removing II from the board
II Is only by tactics and strategy
that the player can win the game.
To win you must move all your own
pieces TO the opposite side of the
board, while your opponent, of course.
tries to do the same. but the pieces
must be placed on the opposite side OF
the board exactly in the same order as
they were originally, namely. five
pieces marked with suns foremost on
the top row. those marked with moons
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27

on the second row. and those marked
with stars on the third row.
Though full of combination, tie
charm of the game is its simplicity
1t has already achieved the dignity
of an international tournament, and in
the tourney just concluded 1t is inter-
esting to note that a chess, player
succeeded in triumphing over the
Salta expert-London Mail.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27

Doctor-"Do you know that at times
my patriotism almost prompts me to
give up my practice and enlist in our
country's cause in the Philippine"
Experienced patient ION the splr Of
the momenD-"You will surely sow
the seeds of CONSERVATION in the ranks
OF the enemy. doctor, IL you charge
them as you have charged me."-Rich-
moud Dispatch.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
First Thing Visitors Notiee

CLARK knew Miss Kenosha was a
stranger to Chicago before you told
me.
Dearborn-So? How?
Clark-She noticed that all the men
In the car had soiled collars on.
Chicago Tribune.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27

she (haughtily)-'T happen to know
tnat you have already proposed to two
other girls this year"
He-"Yes, dear, but assure you it
was only out of compassion. Detroit
Free Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
Well, grandpa how soon are you go.
A Stickier,

Mrs. Prospect Park-"where are
the pins, please?"
department Store Clerk precisely
Hat pins, safety pins. scarf pins,
clothes pins, hair pins, diamond pms,
breast pins, black pins, shawl pins,
roinng pins, bowling pins, or just
ordinary pins?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
a Thankful Spirit,

Teaeher-"Johnny, can you tell me
anything you have to be thankful :or
in the past Year,"
Johnny without hesitation)-"Yes-
sur"
Teacher-"Well, Johnny, what IS
Johnny-"Why. when you broke
your arm you couldn't lick us for two
months. Harlem Life.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-06-27
PICNIC DAYS.

Picnic season
Now is here;
Most eventful
OF the year.
Rural pleasures,
Farming sights,
Now appeal to
Cityites.
There is hustling
Day before,
Making pies and
Cakes galore;
Packing baskets
To the brim,
Getting all things
Put in trim.
In the morning
Sun comes out,
Putting fears OF
Rain to rout.
There is rushing
To and fro,
Then off to the
Woods all go.
Girls go strolling,
Get a fright
Brindle COW puts
All to flight.
Later on all
Scream and quake
Just a little
Garter snake.
Gallant chappies
Push the swing
To which buxom
Maidens cling;
Worh dHedu iii
Out of breath
And they're nearly
Tired to death.
Time for dinner
Finds it spread,
With a bright sky
Overhead;
Soon a rain comes
Pouring down
All are soaked from
Feet to crown.
Clothes are ruined,
Grub the same;
All declare that
It's a shame
Ask them later
And they'll say
That they had a
Splendid day.
-Pittsburg Telegraph.