The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-07-18
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niit TRAIT Asstsssy I'll bst its
vsaii ht sstsfas
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yell hofb 10 tsEs rsfo.s a wsebaf Ne
tsss bra las sill 10 issi - we'll
Mr. stsyl.i, a Az hl.. Dinples. jos
hare sseh tsrsny sfes. desebu heev,
Ma Dimrlss Me- Ia iasi slsspy, thst's
sN.
Jpbrsse Why ~ ", ds6, ihsi 10
besi, ssd issnrs The moon IL always call
Cd '.asT JshEEis's f.lbsI Bsossss sbs
10 - sbsSsssbis. my dear.
The bsss sinsu 10 car choir 10 loet
smith. ihoustt 90. ffcm the vsy BE-
ssts toe lsses cut Of biz ehsst vilhcp, y
hey
= 5sstsw sissys reads BE poens 10
ne |. sseu ~ they ere anisbsd. rensrhsd
pias,a5is. What's b. psriieaisr gradss
sssissi yosf sshsd Van Bssm.
-Ma B,osns The Rev. DIR. wsiessil
disnt esacisis u yosr ehnsch Isss sondsy
- anal Mrs., M.lspfop No. be sss 90.
u some college rreschios bscohsssiisp
sermon
Father, ssia the little boy. vha does
'erseaions dops' mesn' Ny SOD, II mems
. nsn Who leaves bis nmbrsiIs u home
becsa.e the sssihu prtaieiion 10 lair.
--cciopsI, che sshs3. have you ever
been % 10 . bsieobi No. be ssswered.
bat / got 70 talking sri 10 Bostcn lady
once, snd she bsd me swsv up 10 The sir
inside Of ivo minutes.
-Ciiix 20 Il understand that you hsve
nobiy refused 10 90 into the trus, and
raise the price Of Toe. Ios M.ensts Yes.
ms'sm. The price sill be the ssme. The
iuWts VIZ WY
-Sabbnbs See here. yen said that
house We bought 81 yoo vas . stones
throw from the station. Agent Welli
snbbnbs We'll, ! simply wanted 10 know
who threw tbs, stone.
Women have no originality = no invep
tive ssniasi Nonsense; I've seen my s,su
esrspher make . memorandum sith bst
pia CD = cake Of tosp when che had no
paper handy.
Mrs. F,ut-Why doesn't Mr.. Smith |
ers come to our house any moref Mr.. |
Fiiiit-l can. imseipe. pm sure l slwsyt
Try 10 entertain him by the smart things
our baby does. too.
--Jailor docking the thiei 10 the cell) |
There, my good fellow. ! an . man Of
Iron. and eness ycu won't break away
from me. Taiei Well, I'm . man Of
steal, and veil zee about IL.
Visitor What has become OF old |
6orsegs. who used 10 tfadu horses oil the
iimsi Native Oh. Sersgssi Didn't you
hear sbou. him1 Hes made q fortune
now aud 10 40 blamed stuck up be won't
trade fer poihin bat automobiles any
more,
Fred : Heavens. mani Why on earth
did you say tia, Miss Jones voice should
bs cultivated sbfosdf She positively has
no voice; and you ought 10 know 1t. living
10 the same fat With her. Bert That's
Why l advised that her voice be cultivsted
abroad.
The minister doesl't bring his little
Girl 10 church any moref No; the one
bnndsy her mother brought her she said
said right ont loud: Why, msmms. you
never let papa do oil the taking Z home.
Young Cheekleisb Sir, wish 10 mar
~ your daughter. Old Gotfox Bni she
10 only . schoolgirl OF twelve. Young
] sm aware oil that. cir, but
! came early to a'oii.he rush.
--Biddy. Pat began timidly. did yeer
niver think Az msrtyiui Sufe. nov. th'
sutjscl hss nivtr inferred me thoughts, de
nureiJ replied Biddy LIS sorry Oh en-,
,sid Pct. tufnisg assy. WAa minute.
Pail called Biidy soitiy. Ys'vs ss. me
l-ihinkin.
--Miss Young automatically -Ob,
Miss Timer 10 lovely. 80 istsllec'usli Not
In Der Gre, you,h, you know. but-Mim
Btsser No. bat iron what l have learn
u sbou, her should ,hiuk she must be
yell 90 10 her second childhood.
Being asked bis age, . colorsd ci.issu
% BiIlvllls district replied: Well. sub.
some older d.a slpi1e tres ysnder, III
BIZ younser dan dat live oss by dc gate
10 cot quite 80 OF az 10 house vhsr Nv
10 ~. sin't much on dseers myss'L. bot
Iou can eouui up ca sesl
liz too bad that such . pretty girl %
Mabel Sseet hes such . distressing spii
Ing habit Ihsdut noticed II. Are you
'use sbs snifiai Am Isure' Why, | ssh
ID her 70 mary mo Last night. and she
ni1ed several linss
And Why. | vsrturei 10 SEX, are you
allied Creek Bee,use. replied the red
Iadisu, With rare ooDiescersicn. I'u opt
o BE- .urbalea, chen my heed sets swell I
d. Anyvsy. IL as clearly not bscsuse
4 bis having Euch Of anything to do With
1ster.
Mr. CnmsoabtAk -When . man sp
'lies for . lieeass to tna bost be hw 70 y
rove that be can mspsse her. dossn't bel
Ire. Criuscnbest : Cr,sinly. Ms. Criu
onbesk Well. shy ,hs mischief dossutl