West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1901-01-10
Braaaoavills


NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF no AfgnA.
hoWdy Heres any isl ON VIVA. you
said aboa, OWN me treat. But say. boss,
don {, yoa DO like some q your dc law ~
deieded sabseribeo. keep on OWN me.
For fear you Nigh, make some mistake
when you buy the treat. list le, me say. my
capacity IS abou, quart.
Lots o. n'okes down here's been guess
in who helped me write tia, piece sent
YOU last week. Most of en- concluded my
gal helped me. an some of 'em have been
complimentary her abou, bciu' SO smart.
MebSe she'll think she's entitled TO a
"divoy" on the treat long o their guessin'
an eompumen,ln. Temperature n have
10 fall fore Joe divides that treat with any
ole gol.
The kids teachers got a lot O new books
ordered for en- With o the money they
made on, o. the Christmas Trip to Santa
ClaOsville. Twas a hangin around the
postoi6ee when she mailed the order an
some one as, her if she was cit,in' many
books. "Nes," she said in dolefnl tone,
'hn, If could only have had ten or fifteen
dollars more could have done SO much
better" Gee-fnr-ierks Women make me
tired Did you ever see one o the erca-
lures satisfied
Rev MeEadoe preached a most a rous,n
sermon here Sunday night reckon he
amt ono mite afraid TO say lest about what
he thinks an IL he ain, es big Is some
preachers OF some other people. He's the
Teller that played he was ole "San,y" at
the Christmas show an he did il bout as
il he believed in the little fly havin' a
good time. He didn't seem above hclpin
keep up the the Santa Claus farce lest he
cause sNme people are So killiu' Oft good
they embrace every opportunity TO tell
children, "rliERE Amt NO SANTA ctAusli
IRIS WICKED no lie An SAY THEIR Isl!l".
Sea, their tallow faces II they never tell
no wickedcr lies they'll &C. through. lie,
EN- keep ON embracin' them opportunities
for some of emil never have a chance To
embrace anything else.
I ing II our "doc" amt goin' to
leave u.s. II was only about New Years
last year when our other 'Joc" left us an
there was weepiu an wailin' for miles an
miles, an everybody came purity nigh git,in'
some dangerous complaint Jest long o bcin'
so afraid they'd git bad sick aud no s.doeu
we could call our own. Well, ourprcacher.
Jeii Workman, he took pity ON US. an
prayed some for Us, guess. an writ some
letters away an either in answer to his
prayers OF his letters, long conner a great.
big "doc.' lie was ralc decent, mind
your-own' business man an folks soon took
10 him. But Aunt Hctiy Taulctale told
me one day that he neither smoked, chewed,
drank nor swore, an | knowed then he
must be man angel and that he had come
in answer TO Preacher JeG's prayers an
knowed he'd be SO mighty lonesome for
congenial company in Brandonyillc he'd
not stay long. An now he'sa goiu
Have You hearn any about our lew in.
| dustty Pshaw, now! Mean to say you
don't know what {, tsp Well lis Hoss
rradin'. "Cy" Skaters opened up Live
Stock Exchange on Jake lieb square an
you better reckon It's CROWN industry
There's the place 10 fad your pick OF horses
They're got the kind "thal ~ stand without
bein hilched, an the kind that "a lady
can drive S well d man." tn, kind lha,
scan draw two men in a road wagon be,,er'n
fifty an kind that "ft you tech en- once
with whip you can't set in the saddle"
Come an yisi, this famous boss emporium,
an while you're in town don't forget to
hunt up your UNCLE JOg