The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-07-05
KANSAS CHIPS AND COMMENTS

KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS
Haven City is near Hutchinson
which is as it should be.
Fred Jolly, of Manhattan, will work
on the Topeka Herald. That's Jolly.
Ft. Scott is like some married men.
She can't raise the money to buy hose
fire hose.
1t was very appropriate that TIE
Funeral Directors should meet at Abb
lene. 1t is usually quiet where they
work.
Mrs. Nation has run up against u
game at last. The Elks at Crawfords
vile, Ind, having invited her to de-
liver lecture to them.
A Newton man advertised i'm an
evening paper for u girl and his wife
presented him with one at 3 a. IN. He
believes in advertising.
Kansas boys who makes goo-goo
eyes at Missouri girls should be sure
they Ogle back. In Missouri they fine
young men for masking.
Hatchett Williams lives at Leaven-
worth. Why wouldn't it be "a good
thing for him and Carrie to hatch up
"a scheme and get toge her.
An Alma man who went into Arkan-
sas on Il hunting trip wearing a white
shirt was suspected of being a revenue
officer and chased out by moonshiners.
The lazy man now contents himself
with the extreme healthy thinking of the
satisfaction there is in having it with
out having to carry coal to keep it up.
1T is only since the glass people en-
tered Kansas that people generally
knew that whiskey and beer had any
thing to do with the manufacture of
glass.
A young man by the name of Woods
went to the Wall at Pittsburg yester-
day. At least that is what the head
ing of the marriage notice would in
dictate.
A probate Judge in Butler county
has offered to marry all normalites
free. An announcement of this kind
in advance would insure a good at
tendance.
There was deaf girl selling soap
on the streets of Hutchinson last week
but some of the boys who made re-
marks about her found out she wasn't
what she appeared to be.
Sixty-two car loads of tin cans were
hauled off the townsite of Eureka last
week. There must be something miss
ing about the onery boy there or the
supply of dogs ran out.
1t is to be hoped that the people of
/ Ottawa. whose lawns are in bad shape
will appreciate the visit Miss Grass is
making in that town and that she will
not forget to visit the park.
August LIST the state headquarters
Of the Populist party will be closed.
The game is over, the lamps are out
and the deck is so scattered that it will
be impossible to ever get it together
again.
A wandering swarm of bees took
possession OF Florence boys bed
room, and he didn't find it out unit he
retired for the night. The doctor
hopes to have him out in time to cele-
brate July4.
Ewing Herbert of the Hiawatha
World can't agree with Ewing Herbert
OF the Atchison Champion on the sub
ject of open saloons. TIE editor OF
the two papers should manage to get
himself together.
Speaking about keeping good things
in the family, the Wulfekuhler bank at
Leavenworth has H. w. Wulfekuhler
for president, Albert Wulfekuhler fol
vice president, Otto Wulfekuhler tol
cashier, and is located in the Wulfe
kuhler building.
Business is getting so rushing a
Jetmo e in the western part OF the
state that the railroads are consider
ing a proposition to have the trains
stop there forty-fve minutes so the
merchants can receive and answer
their letters the same day.
Miss Louise Vandivert, daughter o.
ex-Judge Nandivert, who used to pre-
side over the Larned district, last week
carried off the honors of her class al
Rutgers college, Brunswick, N. j
There were twenty in the class, but
Miss Vandivert was really rivaled by
only one-eighteen OF the remaining
nineteen being boys.
bod Oliver of the Preston Plain
dealer, says A Barton county youns
lady wrote a girl friend in Hutchinson
IIldI lne crops lOOhSu wen anu Vudu SIN
had been out in the field and was sur
prsed to find the corn knee high. Al
we are not acquainted with the youns
lady we are unable to say just hoy
high that corn is"
every man in Kansas" says tn
editor of the Parsons Independent
who has a greasy spot on his Ian
had better bore for oil; it may bea
farming. While fishing the other da
we slipped and fell in the creek from
greasy looking place. The land
not ours, but if the owner will 'whac
, up we will point out the spot"
Mack Gretchen says in his Sedgwic
photographic; "A Newton man who wer
fishing up at Cedar Point the othe
day caught fine fish. He went t
J the telegraph Office and sent the TO
lowing message to his wife: I've &C
one. Weighs seven pounds and il
beauty In reply came the follow
ing, signed by his wife: SO have
Weighs ten pounds, He isn't beaut!
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