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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

is asked how he came out. he does a
Stretch and says.s'.oh, about Even, =
MORAL: No Man ever saved Money
by showing il in 4 Crowt:.
TIL. MODERN I-S--ti OF THE Sc
CRET. OF ONE POPULAR Sue
CESS.
: A Predetermined Young Man stood
looking up at a New Building one Day,
when u Hold of Bricks came down ana
got him. When he was poked into the
Ambulance his Dome was perforated
At the Hospital they removed a number
o. Brain Lobes that hlG, been mussed- UP
and had Grit in them. They packed in
Oakum to fill the Cavity. The Young
Ian recovered and coon was able to at
tend Parties w.ere he scored iseayI.y as
a Comic. his great Speciality Being to
make a Pun on somebody's Name. The
Mental Strain of making Puns was too
much for the small wad OF Gray Matter
remaining so he had Inflammation OF
the Oakum complicated with Saresls,
Hysteria and Emotional DementIa,
They hat: to take him away to the
Wheel House and put him in an uphoi-
stored Room. He was without Means
and the Future seemed dark indeed until
it was discovered that, when provided
with Pen and Paper. he COULD write Sen
make al Hired Girl weep and sell 10o,ts.
: Copies.
Then the Warden remembered having
read in a Book somewhere tat insanity
and Genius are closely allied.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
Faint Heart has saved many

MORAL: Faint Heart has saved many
a Fair Lady.
THE MODERN. FABLE OF The MAN
WHO ACQU4--ED WISDOM AT
THE USUAL MARKET PRICE.
Once there was a. Man who acted as
Teller for "a Poker Club. His Job was to
meet People and Tell how much he had
won. He could. Graw the Long Bow st
ter than he could draw Cards II he
quit anywhere to the Good he would con-
vert his Currency into 81 Bills and go out
and Fan his Friends with It. ane. ten
what Il purity Game. he had played In
q little While the News would get around
that he had his Clothes lined with Vel
vet.
About the time he would arrive at III;
Office and square away at the Mornlus.
Mall an Acquaintance who was in a
Hurry would bound in and tell how much
he needed for a couple Of Days BY a
strange Coincidence he always named
the exact Amount that TIr Blow had
been flashing.
After this had gone on for a while, the
Man who was getting the swift Touches
bought h-msel. q; large cardboard otto,
reading silence is Golden
Now, when he goes into n Game ana
Taps somebody, he takes me Easy
Money and fastens it into his inside Vest
Pocket with a Safety Pin, And when ne
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
BUILDINGS FGR WORLDS FAIR.
Principal Structures Spread Over One Hun
dred and THenty-sjx Acres

ST. LOUIS. MO, November l6.-Exact
figures have been given out by Isaac 5.
Taylor. director of construction and
maintenance of the Worlds Far, show
ing area and cost Of the princlpa- exhibit
buildings The total area of twelve
buildings is 1868 acres, and the total
estimated cost, Sc. 100000. The estimated
cost is for the bare buildings, and does
not include Sculptural or other decora-
tons. There will be probably thirty other
bu.'Gings, ranging from one to several
acres, tor special exhibits anG other pur-
poses, besides the State and foreign build
ingS. For example, the proposed Temple
of Fraternity viii cover an acre and .
half the Administration Building about
the same amount and the power-house
probably two or ,hree arces. The state
ment OF Director Taylor, i'll detail, is as
follows:
Art Building-3ooxso0 feet, GIG acres;
two pavi'lions, each 2eoN300 feet, 275 acres;
Cass Gilbert. architect, cost, Sl,Uovoo
Liberal -Arts-60oX525 feet, 7.25 acres
Eames &; Young, architests cost, $4,000.
Manufactures and Liberal Arts-o2oHl.2oV
feet, u. &C acres, Carrere & Hastings. arch
1,ects. cost. Ss45, 900. Electricity-6o0N5c5
feet. 7.25 acres, Walker & klmball, arcnl-
1ects. cost, 100000. Mines and Metallur-
Ey-525xl. 200 feet, l4.46 acres, Van Brunt
& Howe, architects, cost, $4,000. Edu-
cation-525x7so feet, 9.o4 acres, Theo. {.
Link. architect. cost, S5Oo,000. Social
Economy-525x750 feet, a.o4 acres, Barnett
Haynes & Barnett, architects, cost, $780,
CO., OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES feet, 961 acres
Ni6nlan,i, Walsh q Boisseller. architects,
cost, Se6c,e Machinery-525Nl,oO feet,
1.05 acres cost, 100000. Government
Building with Fisheries Pavilion and
Ordinance Pavilion-soox2ao feet. 2.29 acres
J. Knox Taylor, architect, cost S29O,0eo.
Agricultural Building-7oox2,oo GOO feet, 81
acres. Isaac S. Taylor, architect, cost
100000 Total. 1868 acres, cost. $780,
600
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

a good many Letters with Darling play
ed up in every Line, but after he read
them over they We're so very Charlotte
Russo that he tore them up.
He knew what he ought to do, all right
enough. His work was mapped out, ana
to one who never braced a Social Favorite
the Asking Business is Soft.
When one sits back on s. Pad IN the
Parquette and sees James N. Hackett
tear off a Love Scene. the Whole Ihins
looks like Money from Home. 1t IS just
as easy as signing the book for something
that is waiting to be delivered. Livery
Clothing Salesman III the House thinks
that he could crouch on q Rug ana sing
the same Song. But when he finds nm
self in a Private House and it is up 10
him to advance the Ball or get OH the
Field, he falls down and steps on nm
self.
The Youth to whom We have referred
had started in % different times to SUB
nit the life Risk to her. and every time
his Storage Battery had failed him ana
left him stalled on the first Grade
One Evening he said he would Spring
it on her if he had to take a Pencil ana
write it on the Wall. When he arrived
at the House he met one o. her School
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
IIomely Truths.

Assuming 4 swell swasger does no1
make a man q swell.
women seldom are disposed to take
cognizance OF their OWN follies.
A man may be outwardly calm Wtllie
anwardly seething volcano
Photographs are most highly priced
when they are least truthful.
A man may figure in public lie 2ao
set not be a public character.
Women who affect mems attire never
like to be called unwomanly
Men who think they are talented often
enjoy a monopoly OF the thought.
Forcing an issue, practically. is MOTH
ins more than having your own way.
The weeds OF a widow are not always
an indication OF heart bowed down by
weight of Woe.
Many n man Who desires to turn back
the hand OF time to correct mistakes goes
hight IN in the. old way.-Philadeiphia
Bulletin.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
EPISCOPAL GENERAL CONVENTION
TO MEET IN RICHMOND NEXT TIME.
time At a distance from Richmond, it
might be taken as. a sign that it would
come here in 1907.
BISHOPS FAVORED IT.

BISHOPS FAVORED IL.
So far everything has gone as per
schedule Not only did the bishops Ia
vor the scheme. but many OF them were
enthusiastic over it. The convention VIII
meet in 1902 in Boston, Mass. a place at
a distance sufficient to warrant the oody
il; coming here the time following. IN
fact, only one thing could happen to turn
the convention in another direction IN
1907 and that is for new set. of lay dep
uties who are opposed to the scheme 70
bring it here to be elected for the meeting
iii, 1905, when the decision with reference
to the neetng-place three years later
proceeding and the possibility that IL
viii occur is slight. indeed.
The Rev. William Meade Clark. who at
tended the recent session of the conven-
ton and who laid the matter before a
large number of bishops and the lay dep
l,ties declared that the convention is GER
tainato come here in 1907. Every bishop
seen by him was in favor Of the scheme
TIC Mr. Clark's mind the meeting Of the
convention here on the tercentenary of
the founding of Jamestown is foregone
conclusion.
The Episcopal General Convention is
probably the largest church body in the
United States. 1t is composed of two
houses-the House of Bishops and the
House of Lay. and Clerical Deputies The
deputies are always prominent persons.
Mr. J. Pierpont Morgan was one of the
Law deIegat ties at the last meeting. The
convention is the governing body in the
Episcopal Church in the United States
II sits usually for two or three weeks,
and wherever it meets puts considerable
money in circulation. There is never a
lack of invitations from places which de-
sire to have it meet with them, but. on
the contrary. there is always a. spirited
contest among those trying to capture it,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
For THE CIKCJS

One Evening Il cynical Person was sit
ting at a Stag Party, throwing Rocks at
Fashionable SOCIETY. He had no use for
the Elite He said that any White Man
who had two or three changes of. Ratnteht
and a Medium Nerve could work his way
into the Inner Circle if he would set out
to do it and attend closely TO his Knit
ting
If I cared to pull the Wires and give.
Time to it. [ could be right In the Front
Row of the Rowdy-Dows within SIN
months" he said.
This boastful Crack was ridiculed. so
he offered to wage a supper for the Party
that he could Land. FEa was snapped up
and he started out to win the Bet.
Little Willie the Fox Immediately
ctarted after the back-number Matrons.
ffe went to the highest Episcopal Church
IN Town took a Front Seat and tried to
drown the Choir. After services he cEas
in the Eestry shaking hands with every
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

was a 4Rallying Cry among the Men, gu,
a Target for al! the Feminine Spite one
was a Mans Woman. and that IS why
her own Sex never got tired OF using .he
Hammer when her Name came up one
could give six Callers her undivided AZ
tention all at the same time and be q
Good Fellow every minute So, of course.
she was a bold little Mink.
[: In this same Town there was BOY
whb was Aces and Fights With the Girls.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
Voting Machines.

For the third time the vote of the city
Of northampton was taken by machine
last Tuesday. This third trial Of MIA Chine
voting proved as satisfactory as the car
Tier experiments. The result vas known
I'm seventeen minutes from tbs cioso Of
the polls. it is accurate. and there vii
be no recounts. The opinion of the Su-
rren,e Court. which has been alleged as
Hn excuse for delaying the its.:odlction
of machines here in Boston. zdoss not Seem
to have troubled them iii Nor;hanioton.-
Roxtnn Post
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

Friends, who had come on for Visit
And when Miss Friend looked him IN the
Eye and beckoned him to the Sofa ne
realized that there is such thing as
: being too 5Hasty.
The Friend, overpowerel him and carried
him TO the Altar, which suited him eS-
acty But he never knew that the First
One had sent for the Friend.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
MODERN FABLES.
The Modern Fable of the Balky Boy Who
Kept Her Waiting.
Copyright, 1901, by Robert Howard Russell.
By GEORGE AIDE.

a Youth who had the Love Microbe all
through his System was trying to marry
Girl without letting her know anything
about it. He was dead willing to HOOK
Up and the sooner the better, but he was
afraid to undertake a Proposal for fear
he would Tumble. Every time he came
up to the High Jump he laid his Ears and
sQuatted.
Sometimes he thought he would do it
by Phone, but he knew that Central
might he on the Line. He had written
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
YOU ARE WARNED

To avoid as you would poison the
many so-called .-syrups of White Pine
II YOU have cough, cold. croupe. Bron-
chitis c. any throat or lung trouble, take
DR. Davids Cough Syrup of Pure Pins
lar. Horehound. Wild Cherry. etc. Price
CSC. for large bottle everywhere.
OWENS K AINOR DRUG co.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17
When Britain first, at Heaven S command,
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of the land,

heavens
Arose from out the main,
This the charter of the land
Rule, Britannia rule the waves!
Bitons will be slaves!
The nations SO blessed as thee
Must in their to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Britannia, rule the waves
Btons will be slaves
Still more majestic shalt thou RISE
More dreadful from each foreign stroke
AS the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to thy oak
Rule, Britannia, rule the waves!
Brtons will be slaves!
Thee naughty tyrans shall tame
All their attempts bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
Rule Britannia, rule the waves
Butons never will be slaves!
Tothee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine
All thine shall be the subject main;
And every shore circles thine
Rule, Britannia rule the wavcs
The muses., still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy repair;
Blessed isle, with matchess beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair
Rule, Britannia, rule the wave
B7tons never will be slaves!
ds 1s The Rs ns5s Of the song are
Should war, should faction shake thy isle,
And sink to poverty and shame
Heaven still shall on Britannia smile,
Restore her wealth and
Rule Britannia, rule the waves
Britons will be slaves
As the loud blast that the skies,
Serves but thy native oak;
Still more majestic shalt thou rise
From foreign, from dornesticx stroke
Rule Britannia. rule the waves
Brions will be slaves!
How bless the prince reerv'd by fate,
The adverse days to mount thy throne!
Renew thy once triumphant state
And thy grandeur build his
Rule, Britannia, rule the waves
Britons will be slaves!
His shall long, in times to come,
So heaven odains, thy sceptre WELD,
Reverb abroad, beloved at home
And thy sword and shield
Rule, Britannia, rule the uaves
Bitons will be slaves! IS ~
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

Andrew Weymouth who played ulback the Yale Varsity eleven
remarkable athletes old Eli has He
Yales best freshman last tennis champion track and
field athlete and phenomenal baseball player always catching for
Chty Maheson when the latter Bushnell He is expected to
equally phenomenal the gdron and all Yale earnestly dis
cussing him athletic marvel.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

MORAL: If you don't believe 1t, read
some of the Songs
THE MODERN FABLE OF TIE MAN
WHO CRAyVLED UNDER THE
TENT AND THEN STAYED
I-nI, l-fRCI-S
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-11-17

Then the Warden remembered having;
read in a Book somewhere tat insanity
and Genius are closely allied.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-20

parently a) that the penalty stated in the bond than
$500 and CD that Section IA Of the Civil Laws provided that
District Courts should have jurisdiction IN such This
ruling and order assigned error.
We Of the opinion that the Circuit Judge erred 1t
well settled that the for which Judgment prayed and
the of the penalty the bond debt due
determines whether the within the iursic
ton of the court. Brero = Chase, ITaw 127, 1877; 1
Encycl P. Il Pr zoo; [. $. HcDo0cH f Cranch q
Curtis 1907 Hapgood Dotctg Gray 373, 81; Baechct
Bucchd, Wis 532, 534; 4Icrand,7. T. Thompson, IS
Tex. 534; HascorH Z. Hcad, Johns 800, Stone
HUphy Cole a) 35 81 1t Is also established by the
prepondeance of authority, that plaintiff may portion
of the amount due him in order bring his claim within the
jurisdiction Of an inferior provided this Is done Jd fdc
1 Encyc Pl K Pr 7o7; Hapgood . DoHety, supra; Car
pcRt0 Z. Vols, 90 III. 451 453 Donfort Shcctc,,
Vt 400; IIdY~worH Hcad supra The amount claimed
being $500 the District Court and the Circuit Judge appeal
had jurisdiction hear and determine the Section 1119,
Civil Laws Section IA of the Civil does apply
the at bar
The order of dismissal is reversed and the remanded
the Circuit Judge of the Fourth Circuit Chambers for
such further proceedings as may be proper
Wise f Nictcus for plaintiff
Smith d Parsons for defendants.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-20

guaranty or if the receipt valuable considerations
however SMALL acknowledged in the guaranty the
proved and the delivery of the guaranty
his completes the But If the guaranty signed
by guarantor any previous request
party, and in his absence, for consideration moving between
except be made the principal
the guaranty legal effect offer proposal part
the guarntor needing acceptance by the other party
pee the contract"
This falls within the part rule The guar
ant signed by guaranto without any previous request
from the plaintiffs and in their absence for consideration
moving between them except future advances be made
the principal debtor This rule followed by the great major
itv See among Others the following De
C,eInc anderson, 113 Mich, SIS; WHmeJago Paper Mis-
Traria, Sc Mimi, $50; Bishop 4 Eaton, 161 Mass, 1876
This reasonable rule the protection the guaranor
He should know what his liability is be in order that he may
take the proper steps to secure himself The notice need
be formal may be implied from circumstances See Bishop
Eaton, supra; Cycte &c. Reed Fed. II.
As there evidence that reasonable notice given in
this and the trial found that notice necessary
trial be granted.
Several other questions raised by the defendant He
contends that there proof of due diligence the part
of the plaintiffs payment from the principal debtor
Mrs Turner OF course under of guaranty the
guaranor released liability that he IS
injured by the neglect of the creditor press his claim with
reasonable diligence against the principal debtor.
1t further contended that Mrs Turner should have been
Joined as party defendant Civ 1922 relating
the onder of Joint and several obigors The defendant
and Mrs Turner joint and several obigor They
severly parties different contracts with the plaintiffs
Mrs Turner's pay for the goods Mr. Fshe
pay Mrs Turner's debt if she did pay it.
1t contended also that there evidence that the goods
millinery goods and that the take judicial
notice of what millinery goods The goods described
in the bill Of particulars, which agreed be The
goods there described may properly be held be included under
stock of fancy goods and line of millinery, including veil
ings, ribbons the scope of the authority
enlarged by of the single word goods in the last
clause of the lettere clause that contained the defendants
promise.
1t Is also contended that Schweizer u Co the
guarantees the agreed facts that the letter although
addressed NJ Scweuer only, intended for the plaintiff
firm The letter may also reasonably be construed permitting
that firm furnish the goods and limiting them merely
Introducing Mrs Turner Topitz Co other mil
lnery house.
The decision and Judgment of the trial reversed
and the RENTED o that for trial.
f. W. turnkey for plaintiffs
j. /. UGgoog defendant
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-20

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE TERRITORY OF
HAWAII.
OCTOBER TERM, 1901
F. c. greenwich T. NJ. G. SILVA.
APrEAI CRcUrr JUDGE, THIRD CIRCUIT.
SUBMITTED DECEMBER B. 1901 DECIDED DECEMBER -, 1901.
FRtAr CD, G NLpRArrm AND PERRY. j.
In action by landlord his
the finding the trial
ted breach Of the all
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-20
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE TERRITORY OF
AVA
HAWAII.

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE TERRITORY OF
HAWAII
OJ.oHli; IEE, 1901.
7. sCHUEIIIEE, Il. sCIIWEITIIE and }, SILVER
BERG, Partners under the of sCEWEITZER ~
Co. r. CHAS. J. FISIIEL~
Executions FROM CIRCUIT Cornr, FIRST Crcrrr.
SUBMITTED NOVEMBER H. 1901 DECIDED December = 1901.
FEEAp, Cd. GALBRArrn AND PERRY, j.
treat her
and look to him
payment delivered goods charged them
from her, and later
failure Held rs
only
inferred from crcum-
liability which he is
creditor his claim with
diligence the principal debtor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-20


VOLCANO STABLES AND TRANSFORMATION COM
PANY r. HAYASIII and y. HAWAI-.
ERROR o CIRcrIr IuDGE, FOURTH CIRcur
FRE>R, CD, GALpr>TrH AND PERRY, j.
an a therein the
Of
A a portion him in order to
bring Jurisdiction
yided is doneb Jaaf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-23
FIND S HERD OF SHEEP
ENCASED WITHIN ICE

Vancouver. B. c.. Sept. 22.-The
Dawson News prints a remarkable
story about the prospecting tour. lust
completed. OF H w. Bracken, who has
returned to Dawson after six months
in northern Alaska. According 70
Bracken's narrative, while in the Ro-
manzoff mountains, about one thou
sand miles from Dawson. he and his
servants assembled a mountain of gIa-
cier- At a height of 5000 feet they
found herds of mountain sheep frozen
in the ice.
The theory is that some extreme
mld-wlnter blizzard had caught them
Whlie stampeding over the dome. Then
the sheep huddled together and per
ished' the snow gradually forming an
Icy coating. Whatever portion of the
bodies OF the sheep We're above the ice
wolves. anu
Bracken is said to be a scientific
miner Oh twenty-five years experience,
having resided three years in the YIN,
kon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-23

mand of Captain J. A. Greenewald. It
will be led by a band and will include
the following floats. The Elgin Dairy.
the salt Lake brewers. the Stencil
float, the blacksmiths and the en-
ployees Of all the institutions named.
Many of the merchants and manufac-
turers are expected to take part in this
section and a special invitation to all
10 do so is extended by the manage
ment.
The third division will be in COM
mand Of Captain J. p. Mckenzie and
Colonel J. O. Nystrom. This division
will be made up entirely of the In
dians who are proving to be one of
the greatest attractions ever brought
to Salt Lake.
The parade will form on Market
street in front OF the Elks' hall and
wi move promptly at II o'clock. The
line Of march viii be up Main street
TO Brigham. east on brigham to State,
south on State to First South, west
on First South to West Temple, south
on West Temple to Second South, east
on Second South to State, south on
State TO Third South and west to the
entrance of the carnival enclosure
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-23
CARNIVAL RUSH THIS WEEK
Expected That 100 600 Visitors Will be EnteanedEk Expect
to Make at Least $40 600.

CUCCESS with capital is stamped
en- every feature Of the Elks' street
fair and carnival. The first two
days went far beyond the expectations
OF the most sanguine. and after a day
OF rest the big show viii open again
this morning with increased vim and
vigor. Director General StoI gave il
as his conservative opinion yesterday
that Il the weather remains favorable
there viii be over loo. 0O0 visitors with
in the gates Of the carnival enclosure
before the present week is out. Con-
servatives in the order are confident
the fruit Of their venture. The whole
city IS entering into the spirit of the
carnival, and with the special railroad
rates going into effect today, IL is con-
fdently expected that from this time
20 the end Salt Lake viii swarm with
visitors from outside points
The attractions have been very sat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-23
ABUNDANCE OF ROOM.
Hotels Will be Able to Handle thu
Crowds.

Hotels Will be Able to Handle the
Crowds.
Local hotel keepers aver that when
the big carnival rush begins this week
they viii be well equipped to provide
ample accommodation for all Corners.
All applicants for quarters found ac-
commo atoms yesterday and one or
two Of the hotels had many rooms to
spare. The opening of the new addi-
ton at the cullen and the exit of the
'Florodora' company, with its six car
loads Of people. have added materially
10 the available hotel space.
Big crowds have been handled in
Salt Lake before and the city is ex-
cellentiy equipped TO meet such emery
encies." said Proprietor Ewing of the
Cullen. II win guarantee that when
the heaviest rush is on visitors will
find quarters without difficulty and
that rooms wiz be held in reserve in
most OF the hotels"