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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05


L C. A ASS. Apanz 2, thence North
Sso &c West. true, es-5e feet along
szs1 L. c. A. sss. Apana 4. to corner
q La & A. ESQ: thence North 4se IS
- ~. 81 feet along said L. C.
A $500 10 corner OF konohiki: thence
South 81 Ess East. trne. 1873 feat
along Konohiki: thence South 4so IL
West true. se.sz feet along Konohiki
and L c. A ASS. Apana 4; thence
South 2so 81, East. true. $40 feet
along L c. A. 45ss. Apzna 4: thence
South CSC zs' West, true. 1890 feet
along l. c. A s1s1; thence NORM sso
0s' West. true. 1850 feet along L c.
A 1855. Apana .: thence South 4so
IL West. true. 80 feet along L C. A
1855. Apana 2, 10 point OF beginning.
containing an area Of s0-1e0 acres.
Subject TO lease expiring Septem
Der 30th. 1902. at yearly rental Of
$50.
Fourth Those certain pieces or
parcels OF land situated in Iii Of Kau-
maunapopo, waialua, Island OF Molo-
kai. in said Territory OF Hawaii, being
Apana l, Taro. containing an area
of one Cd rood and twenty-eight (2S)
perches.
Apana 2. Taro. containing an area
Of one ca rood and twenty-one CAD
perches.
Apana 3. Kula. containing an area
Of three go acres and being the same
premises awarded to Naimihale by
Land Commission Award No. 1887
and that were conveyed TO said Annie
G. Dowsett by Haona (w) by deed
dated July LIST, 1879. and recorded in
the Office of said Registrar in Liber
IS on Folios 342 and 343, and by the
said Annie G. Dowsett devised to the
parties plaintiff and defendant in said
cause, the said Gene ieve Dowsett,
Elizabeth J. Knight. formerly Eliza.
beth j. Parker. Rowena N. Turner and
Marion C. Dowsett, in equal shares as
tenants in common, by her said last
will and testament aforesaid.
Terms of sale: cash. deed at ex-
pense of purchaser and said sale to be
made subject to confirmation by said
Court Dated. Honolulu, April oath
1901.
CHAS. P. GREENWOOD,
Commissioner.
JAMES. F. MORGAN,
Arctioneer.
w. AUSTIN WHITING,
W. ]. ROBINSON,
Attorneys for plaintiff.
PAUL NEUMANN, ROBERTSON &
WILDER and ATKINSON & JUDD
Attorneys for defendants.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
NOTICE OF COMMISSIONERS
SALE OF BUILDINGS, ETC.

Notice is hereby given by the I'M
dersigned, c. P Grimwood, a commits
sioner duly appointed by the order II
the First Judge of the Circuit Court
of the First Circuit, Territory of Ha-
wall, sitting in Equity, duly given and
made on the 18th day of November,
A. D. 1900. in cause therein pending
wherein Genevieve Dowsett, an infant
by ]. NJ Monsarrat, her guardian, is
plaintiff, and Marion c. Dowsett, and
Rowena n. Turner, and H V. Turner
her husband. are defendants, which
said action is brought for the parti
ton of certain lands and premises,
known as the Dowsett Homestead, sit
uated at Kapalama. Honolulu Island
of Oahu, Territory of Hawaii, more
particularly described in plaintiffs
bill of complaint on file in said cause,
that said commissioner will on SAT-
URDAY, the 18th day of May, A. D.
1901, at the hour of II O'Clock, m, at
Dowsett Homestead premises, corner
of King Street and Dowsett Lane, Pa
lama, Honolulu, Island of Oahu, Ter
ritory of Hawaii, pursuant to the fur
Their order and decree of said Court
duly given and made in said cause on
the 10Th day of April. A D. 1901, sell
at public auction to the highest and
best bidder for cash, all of the build
ings and improvements situated upon
said premises. consisting of the fol-
lowing:
l. Conservatory.
2. Cottages l and 2.
3. Cottage No. 8.
4. Cottage No. 4.
5. Outhouses and cottage.
s. Rented cottage.
Also. tiles and stone for sidewalks.
Terms of sale; cash.
All buildings and improvements to
be removed by purchaser within TWEEN
ty COO days after sale, unless time
for removal be extended by order of
Court. Instruments of sale at ex.
pense of purchaser.
Dated. Honolulu, April oath. 1901.
CHAS. P. GREENWOOD.
Commissioner.
JAMES F. MORGAN,
Auctioneer.
w. Austin Whiting and W. ]. Robin
son, Attorneys for plaintiff.
Paul Neumann and Robertson q
Wilder, Attorneys for defendants.
lot.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
ToDAYs BAND CONCERT.

To Be Played at the Capitol Grounds
at 3 O'clock.
Captain Berger has arranged the
following program for the concert BY
the Territorial band at the Capitol
grounds AZ p. m, today:
Part !.
I. Orerture-The Road to Glory.
----.- .---. $500 riilAS
O. InterEeZzo-The Gossiper. -. .Gillet
g la) Pilgrim Chorus. (b) Evening
star. ..-. 800 ....-.--.-.- wagner
e. Grand Selection-Jerusalem. Verdi
Part II.
3. -Mascarade. ..... Sullivan
e. Ballad The Light OF the World.
..--.--- ..----.-------.--. AQdms
9. sia-G0ldbeetles Soiree -.
.... .........-....... .Eilenberg
s.. Overure-The oath 1900. .Auber
star Spangled Banner"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
Do Your Best.

Tho sun may shine. or clouds arise;
Tho laughter turn TO tears and signs;
Oh answer noble 10 each test
Whateer betide, still do your best.
With courage hold your steady pace;
Nc'er falter in the earnest race;
Stu nourish in your dauntless breast
The flame of hope-and do your best.
The clouds viii break, the sun will
shine
The bow of promise is diveine.
In cloud or shine, whate'er the test
Press on, press on. and do your best!
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS.

The undersigned grocers would give
notice to their customers and the pub
lie in general that on and after this
date monthly settlements viii be
strictly insisted upon
All goods purchased in one month
must be paid for before the last day
of the succeeding month without ex-
eeption.
LEWIS & co.
HENRY MAY & co. LTD.
Frank Auerbach, Manager.
CHAS. HUSTACE-
SAIsTER & WAITY,
ESTATE OF ]. HUTCHINS,
F. L Waldron. Adm
Honolulu, r. r. April is. 1891.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
Central Union Church.

Central Union Church, Rev. VIM.
N, Kincaid viii preach at Central
Union church morning and evening.
Subject ~ a. m: The Sure Foun-
dation, 1880 p. m: a sermon for
young men and young women.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

COMFORTABLE cottages on the
premises Of the Sanitary Steam
Laundry Co.. Ltd. Marmion and
South streets. The cottages contain
4 rooms, kitchen and bath room. No
extra charge for hot and cold water
and electric lights. Rent reason
able. Apply on the premises to J.
Lightfoot, manager.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

FOR RENT-Cottage at Waikiki.
partly furnished. rooms and bath
with modern convenienees. Beach
frontage. VIII rent for one year to
a desirable tenant. Rental $50 per
month Address, Landlord. p. o.
Box 69T. City.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05
Inter-Island
Telegraph
On and after the End Of March

messages in plain language viii be
accepted for transmission between
the Places mentioned below:
HONOLULU. OAHU.
IA LAAU. MoLokAI.
MAUNALEi. LANAI, and
LAHAiNA, MAUI.
The charge for such messages will
be at the rate of 20 cents per word OF
10 letters; minimum charge $500:
until further notice.
When telephone connections are
available messages may be handed 10
the telephone company TO be forward.
ed to destinations other than those
mentioned above.
In other cases special messengers
may be employed.
The est OF special delivery Is not
included in the charge at 20 cents per
word. II the cost IS known Il must
be paid by the sender when the mes.
sage is handed in II unknown. It
must be paid BY The addressed whom
the message is delivered.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

A LOT at Kewalo. zoo feet front. 100
feet deep, opposite the Ice Works.
on Cock street. with cottages at
a bargain. Apply TO Manuel Pimen-
tai
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

a FINE NEW COTTAGE on Manoa
road. Cool and pleasant location.
Possession given at once, Apply 20
A. Montana. p. o. Box 81. or on the
premises.
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soARo AND ROOMS.

ROOMS and board in private famils.
Inquire OF Mistress A. L. King.
florist. Fort street
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FoR SALE.

A BARGAIN-Family leaving end OF
month viii sch furniture cheap. APP
ply 623 Msrnsion street. near Steam
Laundry.
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NEWLY furnished room with board.
Emma Square, opposite band stand
Room is large enough for two. Ad
dress ]. ., 3. this Office
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT.
LARGE barn with furnished room.
Cool Enquire corner Wilder avenue
and Pensacola street
HOUSE six rooms. pleasantly located.
Rent $3.50. Enquire sixth house
Christley Lane.
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HStore opens at 6 O'Clock
a. IN.
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W. AUSTIN WHITING,
W. ]. ROBINSON,
Attorneys for plaintiff.
PAUL NEUMANN, ROBERTSON &
WILDER and ATKINSON & JUDD,
Attorneys for defendants.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

W. Austin Whiting and W. ]. Robin
son. Attorneys for plaintiff.
Paul Neumann and Robertson q
Wilder. Attorneys for defendants.
lot.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-06
81. cken With Paralyaia

Henderson Grimett, OF dis place,
was stricken with partial paralysis
and completely lost the use Of one
arm and stds. After being trersec
br an eminent physician for alte =
while without relief, my wife reeea.
mended Chamberlain Is Pain bs'm
and after using two bottles o.
is almost entirely cured-Geo. n.
Mcdonald, Mao. Logan county. W.
Va. Several other very remark
able cures Of partial paralysis have
been effected by the use Of this
liniment. tits ost widely known.
however. as a cure for rheumatism ;
sprains and bruises. Sold BY The
Palace Drug Store.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-06
80 Eating Conteat

.,They had an eating contest the
other night at Pin Hook school
house
aWh0 won?
..Ben sputters-he ate nine head
Of cabbage"
"Didnit it make him slckqp
.sNo. He Just took a spoonful
az DR.. Caldwelps Syrup Pepsin.
That prevents stomach trouble Of
any kind, they sayf
At D. 9. Hart's.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
EVILS OF BEING A FRIEND.
Some of the Disadvantages of BE.
coming an Acquaintance of
Convenience.

Il find being too intimate with peo-
pie rather disadvantage than other
WISE" remarked a popular woman re-
Gently, says the Chicago Inter Ocean.
IF you are, there is always apt to
, come a time when you are no longer
persona grata, but merely friend
that can be treated anyhow-''just like
one of the family"-and yet be relied
upon never to take offense. When your
hostess begins to seat herself in the
most comfortable chair, leaving you
to take what you can get, and puts you
in the small be droom when you visit
her, because she knows you will not
care you may know that the point |
have spoken of has been reached. At
their very incest and most exclusive
dinners, TOO, you are generally left out.
Dear Katie they will say, knows
how it is herself certain people must
be asked, there are so many "pay
backs" to be invited OF course you
have to say you quite understand it,
but you are not particularly please
to be written to at the eleventh hour
by your dear Emily, saying: What
comfort to have true friend! know
you will come over this evening and fill
Mrs. Lofty's pace, who has just given
up!' Or to be asked the next week
because you know them so Well to
help Heaven the lump of a distinctly
trump dinner party. L am having old
, Mr.. and Mrs. Winter from the coun-
try writes dear Emily, 'and' poor Miss
Winter, who goes out $40 little, and
few others like that. | know you
will not mind coming to enlven things
for them. There are mot many l
could ask such a favor of q should
think not! l calculate mentality, but
l feel that l never need stand upon
ceremony with my dear Katie This
she certainly never does, but | am
beginning to wish she would"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
CLERK WITH AN IMAGINATION
Shows the Proprietor What He Would
Do with Certain Kind
of Customer.

"Supposing," said a well-known
draper to a candidate for a vacant po-
sition, that a lady came in and asked
you if you had any chenille curtains,
what would you say?'
The new man smiled CHASTITY smile,
says London Tit-Bits. Imagining the
scene and drawing a long breath he
started in as follows:
Yes, ma am" says he, 1--WE keep
chenille curtains. This way, please
Here's something rather handsome
You don't like the pattern, Ell? Some
thing smaller? All, yes. This way,
please. Brighter, Ell? Yes, ma'am.
This way, please. There you are. A
doorway. | see, and with a little red
in it.
''As understand you, then, you wish
a small-fgured-cheni lle-with- a-Iittle-
red-in-it. How's that? Too high?
Something cheaper. Ell? With dado
and wide as possible.
CAS- l understand you, then, you
wish a s1nall-1igure-chenill bright
with-a-bit- of-red in it ten shilling
chenillecurtain, wide and with
dado? That's as near as l can come to
it. Not enough individuality, Ell?
How's this one? Not sufficiently
forceful in pensiveness, Ell? Some
thing to harmonic with sage-green
rug that your dog lies on, and COM
bine with the flaSe from the open
grate-something moody and thought
full, eh? Something suggestive of
repose?
~As understand you, then, you wish
small-figure-brie ht-with-a -bt-of-red-
observation-disclosures for door
way, wide and with dado, with a
berry, sleepy, don't-wake-me-up-
morning sort of style about it, to har-
monte with a pug-nosed pup and a
cont1agration? Let us start all over
again, ma am
And the candidate GOT the iob
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
Astounding Discovery.

From Coopersville, Mich, comes wore
of wonderful discovery ola pleasant tast
ing liquid that when used before retiring
by any one troubled with a bad cough
always ensures good nights rest "I
will soon cure the cough too" write.
Mrs. S. Himelburger, "for three genera
tons of our family have used DR. King.
New Discovery for Consuu ptiou ano
ever found its equal for Coughs ant
Colds A" It's an unrivaled fe-saver whei
used for desperate lung diseases. Guar
anteed bottles soc and $I.oo at DIR. Kirk:
Drug Store. Trial bottle free.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
HOUSE PLANTS FOR WINTER.
Some of the Varieties That Are
Easiest to Grow In
doors,

The best time to get decorative
plants to be grown indoors during
the winter is early in September.
At that season artificial heat and
high, moist temperature have been
dispensed with, and pants are grow
ing more naturally than at any other
time in the year, says Eben i. Rex
ford, in Ladies' Home journal. There
are but few which one can expect to
grow well in the house in winter.
The aspidistra is a plant which cam
not be killed by ordinary neglect.
Give it all the water it needs, an oc-
casional application of fertilizer, and
a reasonable amount of light. The
agave is stately plant, and a we'll
grown specimen always attracts at
tention. For the hall it will be found
quite as ornamental as a palm. Be
cause of the semi-succulent nature
Of the foliage it will not require much
water except when it is growing.
Asparagus Sprengeeri is another
plant which grows as we'll for the
yeriest amateur as it does for the
owner of greenhouse. Plant it in
soil of rich loan, and give it lib
eral allowance of water when it needs
1t, shady place to grow in, and
frequent shower bath. Begonias are
not often classed among the very
robust plants, but there is one va
riety which | have found sure to
grow well under difficulties. This
variety is b. argentea guttata. Give
a soil of sandy loan, we'll drained.
BE careful not to over-watcr, but
shower it frequently.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
FASHION, FANCIES.
Features of the latest in headwear
Pretty Details of Fall
Costumes.

A modish hat that is attracting at
tention this season is made up of tiny
feathers, pasted together on stiff
foundation. These hats are of one
color or shade in a variety of tints.
/ MANY of them are in brown, which
seems to be the most popular color.
Silks and soft ribbons make up the
trimmings for such hats, says the New
York Tribune.
The new shaped toques with brims
turning up on each side are to be eX-
tremely fashionable. Twisted cords
of chenille are used generally as a
trimming, as is also heavy velvet cord
ing. to adorn the upturned parts of the
brim. Little toques of gathered velvet
are likewise much in vogue, and to
some faces these are wonderfully be-
coming.
! A fanciful belt just now making its
appearance has the buckle at one side
of the waist instead of directly in
front. Leather or corded satin is the
material most frequently chosen.
/ Women of fashion are adopting the
so-called dog collar" quite generally,
and its becoming character commends
it to all classes. 1t is neckband of
velvet or even of soft leather, overlaid
with fligree work of gold or silver,
or ornamented with jeweled nails. Its
name is derived from the fact that the
collar fastens much in the style of a
harness or real dog collar buckle, some
of them showing tiny paddock. In
Paris this fad has already spread
rapidly.
! Jackets with fitted backs are to be
most in request this fall, the longer
coats having extra full skirts. The
revers, too, instead of being fiat as be-
fore are blocked, which is a new fea-
ture, and attractive because of the
graceful effect when either buttoned
/ or unbuttoned.
Women's pajamas are one of the
novelties of the day. They are made
up in fancy and figured nainsook.
| Some of the materials are particularly
attractive, being sprinkled all over
with tiny silk figures. The pajamas
seen thus far are mostly imported, but
it is expected that patterns of Amer
lean make will soon appear.
+ Collars of silk and lace are dainty
in the extreme, and are being chosen
for all sorts OF occasions. 1t is a new
| idea to make a collar of tucked white
| taffeta and trim it with ecru lace. The
ecru is not monopolizing popular ia
vor so thoroughly now as during the
summer, other styles being equally
/ feasible, but il is still much worn, and
adds charming effectiveness when
used with white.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
Laundering Table-Linen

The laundering of table-linen needs
special mention. With heavy double
damask no starch should be used.
but where the linen is of lighter
weight very thin starch will make
it iron easier. Tablecloths should be
well stretched and hung evenly on
the line after washing, otherwise it is
hard to pull them straight before
ironing. When ready to iron they
should be dampened thoroughly, and
ironed until perfectly dry. All en-
broidery should be ironed on the
wrong side. If napkins and all small
pieces of this kind are laid in large
towels and wrung out of very hot
water they will iron much better and
be sitter than when sprink.ed in the
usual way.-Mary Graham, in Wom-
ans Home Companion.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
WHY WOMEN ARE INVALIDS.
In Many Cases Because Ambitious
Parents Overload Their Daugh-
tiers with Accomplishment

The insane desire of fond parent
that their children shall 'shine" in
their studies and accomplishments is
one topic vigorously dealt with by Ed-
ward Box in Ladies' Home Journal.
Regarding the girls side of this wide
spread evil he says: "There are parents
who, not content with the studies
which their daughters have to grapple
with at school, load them DOWN with
a few special studies in the fine arts,
l have in mind now several young girls
between the precarious ages of IL and
II, who, after they return from school,
have an extra dose of painting, music
OF languages. But my daughter must
know something of these things is
the protest of the fond mother. She
must be able to hold. her own with
other girls of her set OF course, the
girl at this tender age, with such a
mental load, soon goes to pieces, She
becomes anaemic, listless and nervous,
and then the mother wonders why!
To build her up everything under the
sun is tried except a lessening of
mental work and the unnatural strain
upon the nervous system. The girl de.
velops into what? A bunch of nerves
encased in the most fragile frame, her
physical vitality Slapped almost to the
last dreg. And in this condition she
enters the marriage state! And yet
we wonder why there are SO few wom-
en- absolutely free from organic trou-
blez. Is it so ineXplica ble?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-11-22
OUR FRENCH BOARDER.
Be Had Much Trouble with His Em@-
liSh Dut Managed 10 Tell
St@ry.

NJ. Bennisant, lately arrived from
France, selected our boarding house
for an abode because nothing but Eng
fish was spoken there. He said: Il
do wish re secret to good speak Eng
lish and re to pronounce"
He was a handsome young fellow,
oossessor of innumera BILE short waist
coats, glaring cravats, pointed shoes,
canes, pair of laughing eyes, pleas
sryone i'll the house enjoyed helping
aim along in his tussles with the in
compatibilities of the English lam
guage, writes Charles McIlvaine, in
Woman's Home Companion.
He said: st is tree months to go
travel America; re mountains stony
Rocky; re Indianos, re rivare Made
moiselle-Si-Sippi, ze-to swallow
gulph-MeXico, re Saint Francisco.
will WOULD to know ahead re tree
months, re how to speak re English
perfectment; zen l to go travel"
Mr.. Bennisant practiced necessarily;
with tablet and pencil in one hand
and dictionary in the other, he jab-
bered away to whoever would listen.
He preferred the anecdotal style in
conversation. He invariably pream-
bled his remarks with 81 WOULD told
you story. If I go ahead-before-
bad, zen you tell me: M. Bennisant,
no understand you-no good Zen |
go Northumberland tell you one time
more"
Ore evening, with merry laugh, he
began with his usual formula: 81
would told you a story. 1t is very
laughing. In my country zare was a
man who promenade-walk upon
above his feet, above-over re top of
re country, wiz behind himself by one
rope of fer-iron, ours. What you
call him-ours-in English?"
Bear" prompted a pretty damsel
just from school.
"Bear, yes-behind himself a bear.
He did come at inn. lit lis black night.
He did left re naked-no, no, no, naked
no good English-bear at re door, and
he did to go-promenade in. 1t to be
was coldt. lie man was to freezing
iiih9Sil hSdl y re uleIS anu &c w OlIl-
ems in re inn sit, set, sitted, to re fire
near up, and to move did not for re
man to sitted by re fire. No good for
him. He did not tell to re inn womans:
Go to bring me deuz dozaine oystare on
re twice plates between Otis difficili
for ME to explicant.) 1on under
stand ?'
a chorus answered: "Oh, yes: GER
tainly-a dozen on each plate"
"Oui, oui, oui-each plates. Re wom-
ans bring, brang, brunged, re oystare
On re two plates. Zen re man did say
to she: elf to me one plate of oystare,
and gif to my ours-bear-ze door out
side-ze ozare dozaine.'
"'What! What! What!' re mems
and womans everyone weeped-cried
-eXclamationed out, "a ours-bear-
eat oystare"
"Zen every-all-up jumped from
ware dey setted by re fire, and run to
look at re bear eat oystare. Zen re
man sit himself Internationally re
fie we're it was to heat-warm-and
Gated his dozaine oystare.
"More -farther-after-ze mans
and re womans come behind-back-
and tell to re man: Re bear no eat re
oystare.' Zen re man say: 'Gif to me
re oystare: | will to eat zem my owns
self zere he sitted all re time to re
fire--in re to heat, and did eat re
oystare. Ha, ha. ha! Eat one good
story for laughing. Eh?"