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The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29
Tourist Rates-season 1e~o1-1ooe.

OF $3.50 suicides in France, 3OOS were un-
married.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

There are now about 800 ostriches on
California farms.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Mrs. Winslow III Soothing Syrup for children
teethixg, soften the gums, reduces indamma-
ten ,Glays pain, cures wind collie. 25c oott,,
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Only one person in fifteen has perfect
ewes the large percentage Of effectiveness
prevailing among fair-haired people.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

A Fire In st. Petersburg.
An hour ago the steamship Una had
landed me on the quay. and now, hav-
ing handed in my passport, duly vised
and countersigned to the Cars vicar
in the hotel bureau, | stood upon the
Uewski Prospect trying to identify
the peculiar odor of st, Petersburg,
for every city has Its peculiar and dis
tinctive smell. At the end of the Pros;
pect was the tower, whence the
Waterman watches day and night
for fire. AS l edged through the after
noon crowd, and lodged the headlong
drivers of droschkies I noticed certain
black balls run up on the signal tower
In a GRSelGtas4ta3asssnasrS 8 ! bsaasy u a llSrf g
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

The United States produces as much
borax as the rest of the world combined.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Tea plants at the age of seven years
yield 700 pounds of tea to the acre.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Our closet friends are sometimes the
ones we can't borrow from.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

The selfish man goes out of his way to
get in other peoples way.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29
,HEESEBROUGH MANUFACTURING co.,
II State Street, New York Cit.
5000 TO $500 A E A

We want intelligent Men and Women as
travelling Representatives CT Local Managers;
salary 5000 to $500 a year and all expenses,
according to experience and ability. We also
want local Representatives salary 50 to SIS a
week and commission, depending upon the time
devoted. Send stamp for full particulars and
Sate position preferred. Address, Dept. b.
THE BELL COMPANY. Philadelphia. Pa.
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Open Tuesday, Frldas ma


p4htSA<4A St' 4
In the matter OF the partl
lands, late Of Elizabeth $. TINS
ceased, on application OF jon
sey.
by virtue of an order Of sal
above cause, bearing date NOV
the subscribers, commissioner
said court therein, will sell az
front Of the Court House in "
n. j., on .
the TWEi
day of DEcEMBEi
between the hours OF II and 5
to-wit, at 8 7. NJ, all that lot,
land, situate In the township
Neck, in the Borough Of Penit
County, New Jersey and bouil
Beginning at 4 corner OF Ma
In the middle OF the public re-
PENIS Grove to ShaTptown 6
$50 west 6 chains, 10 linksto },
thence (2) along this line scout
6S links to Ezekiel English's
along the same north 55o east
to another corner OF said Ezeh
in the middle OF the aforesaid
down the middle OF said road
chain IS links to the place OF
tanning one acre OF land more
the same premises conveyed I
sey by Isaac Derrickson by de
arv ~ tSTp and rarnrdpd in Sa
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nn $1,000 A WEAK
"WHAR Dew CUM I'M"

CBeIng the solrloquy of a Farmer on the Free Raw Sugar Question:
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN
f. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Fame is often a bubble that comes
from putting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

The steeple climber naturally feels that
he is up against it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

3he piano in a very primitive form is
SNnd in Matabeleland, where, print
nbS& as it Is, 1t is as much appreciated
- finest grand" in our w coun-
ErRen though 1t consists merely Of
llIE q of pieces of iron strung on
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

Dated November Is, 1901. n
w. 7. billiard, Atty Of PETTY
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

have beeh Ymneerseded BY MODERN mVen-
tions, but the pillow has never lost its
reign. 1t has furrowed its way through
all the ages. Its victories have been waved
by the barley Of Palestine, the wheat OF
Persia, the fax of Germany, the rieestalks
of China, the rich grasses of Italy. 1t has
turned up the mammoth OF Siberia, the
mastadon of Egypt and the pine groves OF
The Penn's Grove record., 1901-11-29

LA spends his
fire.
p the sides of
|, On a dark
4 like an cleo
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
MANY MILLIONS IN SHIPS.
Enormous Expeadi OF the Naval
Powers on Warships During
the Last Year.

All over the world the building OF
naval vessels is going on.
Within the past IL months Great
Britain has launched two armored
cruisers, one first-class cruiser, one
third-class cruiser, two torpedo boat
destroyers and six other naval vessels,
says the Saturday Evening Post.
Russia has launched two battleships,
three armored cruisers and two tor
pedo boat destroyers.
Germany has launched one battle
ship, one armored cruiser and three
torpedo boat destroyers.
japan has launched one armored
cruiser, two torpedo boat des.royers
and one torpedo gunboat.
The United States has launched the
two double-turreted battleships Kear-
sarge and Kentucky-the most power
full of their kind in the world; and
she has three more battleships that
can be made ready for service within
a month if they should be needed.
Within the year there has been sent
into the water by the various powers
fully hundred million dollars worth
of fighting craft, and great deal
more than hundred million dollars
worth is now under construction.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
ONE RELIGIOUS SERVICE.
An Old California Church Where
Worship IL Held bat Once
Year.

An old Spanish church at Santa
Cruz. Cal. has long since been aban-
doned to the bats and the rats. No
religious service is held there except
once a year-on Christmas eve. Ex-
ternally the church looks like stable
and has no furniture except a mag
niicent brass chandelier The floor
and walls are of stone and on the
eastern side there is a manger. look
ing through the bars of which one
sees the scenes of nativity, with the
towers of castles and palaces in the
distance. In the foreground the Vir-
gin sits by the manger holding the
infant Saviour, with ST. Joseph lean
ing over her, and the wise men offer
ing sheep, oxen and various precious
gifts.
Outside this interior stable there
are figures of men carrying sheep and
calves on their shoulders, fastening
to the sacred scene.
In this chapel worshipers remain all
night on their knees. This manager
side of the old church is against the
east wall. high upon which is the only
window in the edifice, so that the first
rays of the morning sun irradiate the
scenes of the nativity, which come as
a roseate glow, and as soon as this
reaches the worshipers they leave the
church, light cigarettes and begin
their festivities
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
VAvD1Viiil fxlAfyae.
Nxty.sevaA Of Them In the UnitsA
States Requiring Seven Hun
dred Acts.

In the United States there are about
81 theaters devoted to vaudeville.
There are two in Canada; and two are
in process of being in London. With
the exception Of few parks. where
performances are given only in sum-
mer, almost all these theaters are
open the year round, says Richard
Duffy, in Ainslee's.
OF such theaters, ~ are in Greater
New York; seven are in Chicago; in
the eastern states there are "a; in the
middle west and south, "a, and on the
Pacific coast there are two There is
none between Omaha and San Fran
cisco.
In order to keep these houses sup
piled with performers, from $50 to 700
acts are required. An act may be a
sweet girl singing fearful ballads of
love and parting; it may be pair of
knockabout comedians; it may be a
well-known legitimate actor and his
company Of three or four; or it may
be man with trained elephants. In
answer to this demand there is a sup
ply of 1900 acts. Half of this number
is made up of people that get along
indifferently or not at ALL You may
be sure that the latter consider the
vaudeville business to be in a very
bad way.
AS a fact, several millions stand in
vested in vaudeville to-day. OF the
managers, at least one is million
aire. and he mas this advantage over
many millionaires in that he passes
nearly all of his time on his yacht
His wife has spent small fortune in
collecting pictures of the Madonna
and of the Holy Family by old mas
ters. At least ten others have made
enough money to convince them of
the utter fallacy of the income tax
AS cap of cream to this pudding is
the security OF fortune made in
vaudeville. In the legitimate man
ager has to risk large slice of his
capital frequently twice and some
times three times in season of about
30 weeks. Once vaudeville business
has been built the enterprise takes
much of the stability Of department
store.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
A new Republie

During the past Is months new re-
public, known by the name of Acre.
has sprung up in the forest country
lying partly in Brazil and partly in
Bolivia. 1t has been established by q
rich Brazilian banker and rubber deal
er named Aries, who has set himself
up as president over a community of
about 10000 people, all of whom are in
his employ. Demonstrations have been
made against the little country by
both Brazil and Bolivia, but it holds
it's own.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
pr,sossi was 1atl.Asi.

"You ars convicted OF bigamy," re-
marked the judge, impressively, while
the prisoner glanced over his shoulder
at three stern-visaged women. "Now,"
continued the court, 81 intend to give
you the severest penalty the law al
lows" Here the prisoner covered his
face with his hands and wept. II shall
sentence you to prison for two years.
What are you grinning at?"
II thought" smiled the prisoner
through his tears, you were going 70
turn me loose. "-Tit-B Bits.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
THE NATIONS sANlrAalUM.,

The Hot Srr ngs of Arkansas Re tcS ell VIE
Cot. ado n southern HALLWAY.
The Hot Springs of Arkansas are
owned by the u: S. government and
have its endorsement for the cure Of
rheumatism. .e.euralgia. catarrh. grippe
and score more of human ailments.
Splendid winter climate and 100 hotels
Of all grades. Wute Bureau OF lnfor'
nation, Hot Springs, for illustrated
book giving all il formation. For rates
and particulars Of the trip, call on or ad
dress nearest ticket agent of the Colo
RADIO & Southern Ry, or write I. +
Fisher, G.. P. A, Denver, Colo. II limo
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Preca ution.

"What would you do il you were to
suddenly fall heir to fortune?" asked
one anarchist.
THAT is an absurd question" replied
the other. II am not SO short-sighted
as you believe. l went through all the
family records and made dead sure that
couldn't possibly fall heir to for
tune before l turned ANARCHIST
Washington Star.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Knsp II Lsa1 AsS,

AIkall IKE laughed Nproarioualy.
"Have these smart people at the Uni-
versity of Chicago just discovered that
salt prolongs life ?" he asked.
Ibid you know it before?" the ten
derfoot inquired.
Ibid l! Well, say. anyone who has
lived in the west ought to be able TO
reason that out for himself in about FIVE
minutes. Why, it just naturally fol-
lows from the fact that the man who is
too fresh is almost invariably cut down
in his prime. Chicago Post.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
A Poor Choice.

Mother" said the year-old Poland
China, as he looked up from the slop
trough, (which would you rather do,
be ground up into country sausages
and spiced with sage, or be made into
pigskin and kicked all over the foot.
ball field ?'-Indianapolis News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
LowerIak he stanaard.

.Mabel-That young Huddleston has
asked you six times, to marry him, has
he? | wouldn't feel irritated over that
il were in your place. You ought to
look upon it as high compliment.
Maud-That's all right enough, but !
don't like the idea OF his making con-
tinuous performance of it.-Chicago
Tribune, .si
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Moral Censorship.

The censorship is a very, real thing
in China. There anyone who writes an
immoral book is punished with 100
blows of the heavy bamboo and Danish
ment for life. Anyone who reads it is
also punished.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
mi. Profe.slou.

Judge Ito prisoner who has been
captured in raid on gambling
house)-What is you occupation?
Prisoner am locksmith, your
honor.
Judge-How did you happen to be
found in gambling house, and what
were you doing when the police APP
peared?
Prisoner was making bolt for
the door.-Grcen Bag.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Contract.

The publics strange ways often sadly
amaze
The man who to congress has gone.
II will throw you bouquets in the earlier
days.
And alas throw you down later on.
Was hfnytor Star
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Lines ana wrinklea

Wife-Isn't that another new wrin-
kle in your face, dear?
Husband-very likely. 1 received q
line from your dressmaker to-day
Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Fond Father-That Is the smartest
child l ever saw. If anyone can set
river on fire he will when he grows up.
Fond Mother-Indeed he will, bless
his little heart. Only this morning l
found him starting a fire under the
piano.-Philadelphia Call.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Con.cIcnce Was.t Troubled.

"lf any people call, Norah. be sure
to tell them l am cut. What are you
waiting for? 1t doesn't disturb your
conscience, does it?"
"Oh, no, ma'am. I'm hardened to it.
I've worked for society liars before,
ma'am."- Plain Dealer.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Out of the Mouths OF Babes.

Dat of the Mouths Of Babes.
Little Nellie was gazing intently at
the visitors bonnet.
What do you think of it. dear?'
asked the lady. 3 n.
oh" replied Nellie, ''it's all right.
Mamma told Aunt Mary it was per-
feet fright, but it doesn't Brighten me"
Stray Stories
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
The Lie.

"Just as soon as man has salts
fed his conscience that it's all right
Z to tell a white lie," says the Manayunk
Philosopher, "he becomes color blind"
Philadelphia Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Az EvtdentP ari.ia.,

Bob-Do you think he is really .
foreign nobleman?
Ethel-Oh, undoubtedly! Why, he
cannot understand word of my
French.-Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Have you been taking chocolates
out of my box"
II don't know; / couldn't see, be-
cause kept my eyes shut.-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
No Cause for Complaint.

Judge-You say you do not wish to
prosecute the defendant for stealing
q kiss?
Fair Complainant-No, your honor.
The property has been restored
Stray Stories.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Strong Compuhion.

II have compelled my wife to cease
stunning on the piano." said MI.
Goldsborough to Mr.. Bunting.
"How did you manage it?"
81 insisted upon singing every time
she began to play."-Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
An inference.

First Lobster-I understand that
these human beings are referring to
one another as Holsters.
Second Lobster-Ah! They're get
ting stuck on themselves!-Puck.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Sun Client.

"How did Eleanor announce her en-
gagement to the family"
"She just waggled the finger that
had on the diamond ring" = n Y.
World. II
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Would Have Bees . virtuoso.
Bacon-Samson was noted for his
strength and his long hair. I believe?
Egbert-Yes; too bad they didn't
have pianos in those days.-Yonkers
Statesman, =
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
L.ckx Circ.nata.ee,

The Major-Sorry, old boy; but
learned to-day that her mother objects
70 you!
The Captain-Good! From what
know OF human nature, that will preju-
dice both the girl and her father in my
favor. I'm a lucky dog!-Tit-Bits.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Use Prof. Fields worm powders. !
single trial proves their worth.


Low Rats
Denver to Butte, Helena and Amazon.
da s1,. Denver to SPOKANE, Portland.
Tacoma, and Seattle SIS via the Burline-
ton Route-short line. Tickets on sal,
February II, 70 and IS and March S H.
10 and IS Ask your ticket agent Tor
full information.
c.. w. VALLERY.
General Agent. Denver.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
on Ylis siettle

Uncle Bob-Well, Johnny. are you at
the head of your class?
Johnny-No, but. ] can lick the fellow
that isi-!Answers.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
FYeah.

whats new" asked Borem. then to make
Himself at home commenced.
The patient man replied: That paint
You're leaning up against"
-Philadelphia Press
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
A Fortunate Fact.

Hewitt--The girl in the print dress
is a poem.
Jewett = She differs from most
poems.
Hewitt-How's that?
Jewett-Most poems don't get into
print.-Brooklyn, Life.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
saving Herself.

He-Why SO quiet, dear? haven't
heard you open your mouth hardly once
to-day.
She-Oh, I'm saving myself for the
whist party to-night.-Yonkers States
man.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
ruo Hohaon Traits.

Mr.. SMITH have named my dog
Hobson.
Miss Gerald Smith-Because he is .
fighter or because he. wants TO kiss ev-
erybody Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
A Limited supply.

She said she meant to speak her mind.
And wouldn't take much time to do 1t;
The other said, with .sneer unkind,
1t wouldn't take long II she knewit.
Chicago Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Adolph-Ain't nary a key that will
unlock it.
Eddie Eugene-Well, then, all we
can do now is to wait until mamma
comes home, and ask her for a piece
for being good boys.-Golden Days.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Preperinx to pleea Him

PreperinS to, Bleed Hin.
my husband hasn't been home for
two days"
"You appear to take it quite cheer
fully" pif
"Oh, yes; nothing less than set Of
sables will square him this time
Town Topics.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

Wife lat the theater)-The pro.
gramme says this play has moral,
but fail to see it.
Husband (who paid three dollars for
seats)-Oh, the morals there, all right.
Wife-rd like to know what it is.
Husband-"A fool and his money are
soon parted."@Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
why she shed Tears

Why she Shed Teafs.
"why do you weep" I said.
For tears were in her eyes;
She looked unNimidly-
Quite taken by surprise.
Then. through her falling tears,
A tender smile revealing.
She simply pointed to
The onions she was peeling.
Tit Bits.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Fall Particulars,

Caller-Is Mrs. Kaflippe at home?
Ellen Gust over)-No, mum.
Caller-Do you know where she has
gone?
Ellen-Yis, mum. Upstairs, be the
back way.-Chicago Hmes-Herald.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09
Hxaui,,te Revenge

Hingso-Henpeck had great time
yesterday. 80.
Jingso-How?
Hingso-Re invited all his friends to
see his wife fire the cook.-Syracuse
Herald.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

H1hhInI II INTO The HF00hd.
"Come DOWN." said the pile driver.
Seeing you have the drop ON me-"
replied the pile. 81 win Chicago
Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-09

"My darling, would 60 through fire
for you" ask.
She (moodily)-I guess you'll have
to, dear. hear pa coming Downstairs.
N. Y. Weekly.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-08-02

meeting, and several minutes before
the appointed time they were posted
on the bank steps on the lookout for
their new found friend.
Hes coming" whispered Joe.
"Of course he's coming, YOU goose"
she laughed. But Joe knew by her
tone that she was relieved.
Empty handed, as you see
laughed Durham. "But here, let Us
turn the corner on to this quiet street
What / have to tell you will take but
a few moments, and l am rather
pressed for time / sold the cutoff to
the company and the manager is so
much interested in Joe here that he
wants him to call on him at the works.
Thinks he could find use for him all
the year round. Here's his card. Good
pay. too. / believe that's all"
Did you say you sold the cutoff"
II vas the girl who asked the ques-
| ton. and her voice was faint
Joes eyes were fixed on Durham be-
seechingly.
The amateur promoter laughed
Here is where l get my pay" he
cried.
He drew a slip Of paper from his
pocket. 1t was a certified check
with the compliments Of the bunco-
man." he said, and handed it to the
girl.
twenty-five hundred" she gasped
and then Joe snatched the precious
slip away
The girl put out her hand. Her
eyes were swimming.
"You don't know what this means to
Joe and me-" she sottly said
Il know it means lot of choice sat
isfaction to me, said Durham merrily
as he pressed the girls hand.
"And how much do we owe you?
asked Joe, a little hoarsely.
Durham still looked at the girl.
Gust an invitation to the wedding,
he laughingly replied "Good-by."
And he was gone.-Cleveland Plail
| Dealer.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-08-02

That life may exist for tens of thous-
ands Of years in the seeds of a flower
seems to be proven by the presence
on the banks of the Susquehanna
river of a strange and hitherto un-
known plant, having a beautiful bloom
something like that of the violet.
The discovery of the novel flower
was made by a class in botany. The
roots of the plant were embedded in
coal thrown up in a culm bank. A
number of botanists have examine /
the flower, and nearly all of them
agree that it is sprung from seeds
which were embedded during the
misty centuries of the coal age.
The species when analysed was
found to belong to the same floral
family as the common violet.-Phil'
adelphia Record.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-08-02
First Form children strongest.

It would seem that frst-born chill
Gren excel later-born children in
height and weight, says Arthur Mac
Donald, in Everybody's Magazine.
This may be due to the greater vigor
of the mother at the birth Of the first
child. We are reminded Of fact,
mentioned later, that out of so great
men of this century, 80 percent were.
the youngest sons.
In England it was found that growth
degenerates as we go lower in the
social scale, there being difference
of even five inches in height between
the best and worst fed classes in the
community.
An investigation Of 10000 children
in Switzerland showed that children
born in summer are taller for their
age than those born in winter; as a
majority of children in the public.
schools are poor, in winter their par
ents are forced to economic more on
account of expense of heating; their
rooms are also liable to be small and
poorly ventilated, while in summer
they are out in the fresh air; food is
cheaper and more varied. The in
fuence of unhealthy conditions on q
very young child would be much great
er than when it is older and better
able to resist them.