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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
May $. 1901.
SNAP SHOTS.

Fired From The Uapltafs camera
Uncertain weather. Egss
The straw hat will soon make its
BOW.
"A clear conscience cannot be gained
by filtration.
-Shad fishermen and dog catchers go
in Tor net gains.
Lots OF men are cranks, and yet you
can't turn them down.
You can't paint the town red unless
you have the long green.
E9ySPARRow's Candies at Fred. {
Smith S. Md. Avenue. oil
Some men are so accomplished that
they can speak six languages, and yet
not be able to tell the truth in one.
There is nothing remarkable in the
fact that money talks. We have even
heard occasionally of a speaking tube.
When a man is covered with cinders
il doesn't always indicate that somebody
has been heaping Goals OF fire on his
head.
The desire to please is as normal as
the honor OF displeasing the other sex.
Try Dy. Ftoas C6Hgh Gre. The
same families cured last winter returned
to get the same this season.
Special sale of ladies' shirt waists at
Munroe' Thursday Friday and Satur-
day.
In the great game men lose their
heads. women their hearts; the hrst are
only hurt temporarily.
-Cupidity makes many marriages and
stupidity many divorces.
To rebuke tellingly. spare the adjec-
tives and be careful to make your man
ner impressive.
Rare is a blushing maiden, but the
youth who bushes is an anachronism.
For sale-Pure Leghorns,--3 hens
and rooster Dustin strain, for sale
cheap, apply at CAPITAL Office.
The sun is playing hide and-seek.
Concert at St. Johns College tomor-
row night.
Next Thursday is Ascension day.
In Baltimore illiteracy doesn't count.
1t appears from the Baltimore cleo
ton Yesterday that most of the Demo
Gratis are illiterate.
One hundred shirt waists 50 cents
reduced to 81 cents now for sale at Mum
roe's.
Orders taken at this Office tor franz
ing pictures in passe' partout.
Charity begins at home, an mighty
often it ends there, too.
The Great American Eagle went
over to China. BE careful, or she IL
come back a buzzard.
Go to Frank A. Munroe's 81 and "a
Main street, for the Shirt Waist sale.
Latest styles and patterns.
Come to our store and we will clothe
thee, deal with us and we will save thee
MONEY. AARON l., GOODMAN Market
Space.
Call at this Office and leave your or
ders for pictures framed in passe-partout
picture binding.
We are grateful to our friends for
every item OF news they favor us with.
That is the way we get the happenings
our friends relate them to US. We are
very much like other people in this re-
SpeCt at least-we must hear the news
before we become conversant with it and
can put it into print. Tell us the news.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
PERSONAL MENTION.
In The Social Whirl- Those Who Go And
Those Who Come.


Mr.. ID. w. Mullan IS stopping at Hotel
Mullin, Baltimore.
Ex-Governor Carroll, OF MARYLAND,
has reopened his home. near EllIcosl
City. for the summer.
Lieut.. and Mrs. Hough. have rented
the house of Watchman O Loane, King
George street.
Mr.. William F. Harding of Boston,
Mass. is visiting his daughter Mrs. Dam
iel X. Randall.
]. <. Drury. Assistant Superintendent
Metropolitan Lie Insurance Company
with his Staff. left tor Baltimore today 10
attend the vice presidents Convention
and Banquet.
Ex-Gov and Mrs. Lowndes and Mis-:
Lowndes, are at Saranac Lake. N. T.,
where they went TO visit Major Lowndes
who is there for his health.
Il is announced in Philadelphia thai
DIR. Clement Biddle. OF the United State:
Navy. received yesterday decree in hi:
suit for divorce against his wife, Palma
Morris. Biddle, who was at one time
known as the Queen of the Navy.
Miss Mary Rhodes and Mr.. Newton
Rhodes, of Wayne, Pa. who have beer
the guests OF the Misses Feldmeyer, re-
turned home Monday. MIR. and Mis-:
Rhodes are descendants Of General An
thony Wayne OF historic and militar,
fame.
Mrs c. S. Sperry. wife OF Captain
Sperry. u $. N. now in command o
the "Orleans" at Shanghai. China, whs
has been spending some time with he
brother Nh w. L. Marcy, OF this city
left today TO visit her aunt Mrs. K. K
Carter at old historic Shirley, on tbs
James River, Va. Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.
Marcy accompanied Mrs. Sperry and
will spend some time at Shirley.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
The Best Remedy for Rheumatism.

All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking OF this Mr.. ID. N. Sinks,
OF Troy, Ohio says: "Some time ago |
had severe attack of rheumatism in my
arm and shoulder. tried numerous
remedies but got no relief until | was
recommended by Messrs. George +.
Parsons & Co., druggists of this place. to
try Chamberlain Pain Balm. They
recommended it so highly that | bought
bottle. IaOas soon yeiieVef Of all pain
have since recommended this lnlment
to many OF my friends. who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market. For
sale by Feldmeyer Bros, City, Drug
Store.
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Nopody nee.i have Neuralgia Get DR. Miles
Pain Pulls frs-m druggists One cent . dosas
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
Sale of Real Estate.

In another column of the CAPITAL,
Mr.. w. H. German advertises for sale
the six houses on Conduit street, por-
ton of the old City Hotel. and adjoining
the Mason's recently purchased building.
He also advertises for sale the eighteen
lots on the court recently opened on the
city property This valuable sale of real
estate will take place on Wednesday
MAY 20 at public auction. See ad.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
Tot oauses Night Alarm.

Zone night my brothers baby was
taken with Group" writes Mrs. ]. c.
Snider, of Crittenden, KY, ''it seemed
il would strangle before we could get a
doctor. SO we gave it DIR. King New
Discovery, which gave quick relief and
permanently cured it. We always keep
it in the house to protect our children
from Group and Whooping Cough. II
cured me of chronic bronchial trouble
that no other remedy would relieve. :
Infallible for Coughs, Colds. Throat and
Lung troubles. soc. and SI.eo. Trial
bottles free at Fe!dmeyer Bros, City
Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
CONCERT ar ST Johns.

The Mandolin and Glee Club of St.
Johns College will give one of their de-
Gghttul concert on Thursday evening May
O. at McDowell Hall. These concerts
have always been very successful and
the one May 9. the first to be given
this year promises to be even greater
success than those in the past. Great
pains have been taken to train the stu
dents. and this together with their latent
musical talent assures delightful enter
tainment. Tickets now on sale. *Iw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
A Testimonial From Old England.

al consider Chamberlain Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bronchi-
It's, says Mr.. William Savory, of War
rington, England. alt has saved my
wife's life, she having been martyr to
bronchitis for over six years, being most
of the time confined to her bed She is
now quite WE'LL" Sold by Feldmeyer
Bros. City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
SCHEDULE OF LO[AL TRAINS.
-. .na AaaapoIl. sh0d LIas RaIIr0ad.
.,eo,s WASHINGTON & BALTIMORE R. r.


.. Annapolis 8. 80 a. m, and 9. 10 p. m.
Les'11 ,itim0Te y. 90 a. m, aud A. 80 p. IN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
Radnoad Rates to Baltimore.

Reduced rates to Baltimore win be
continued during month of May. The
Baltimore and Annapolis Short Line Rail-
road Company viii sell round trip tickets
to Baltimore on each Saturday and Sum
day for SO cents. Tickets will be good
going on date of sale and to return until
last train OF following Monday.
SHELLMAN B. BROWN,
td# c.. T. s. F. A.
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Before. sends rich. ilesh-building @4/fer.
blood bounding through your veins. feeds the
brain, replaces wasted tissue. Every organ acts
and tingles with newly found strength.
Aboon for old and young. eithersex; is vigor-
making snd keys unstrung aud shattered nerves.
makes keen the intellect, stops an dangerous
drains upon your system, and a new man. phys
caiIy perfect. is the result of the use OF FIONA.
II quickly restores Lost Power and Vitality and
all effects of emissions. abuse and indiscretions
which unfit one for business. study or marriage.
Cures varicocele. nervousness, falling mem-
DRY. II brings the pink glow TO pale cheeks.
The greatest nerve tonic ever discovered. Can
be carried in vest pocket. BY mail. $500 per
package; 6 for $500. Our positive guarantee
to cure or refund money is good. Ask your To-
cal druggist about as. I6-page book and physi-
clans advice free. Write US nos0.
TtE FIONA CO.. s0-7o Plymouth Pr. Chicago
FBLDMRYER BROS. City. Drug storee
ia24 Annapolis ND.
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Where The Band Will Play.

1, has been given out that during this
summer after the close of the Naval
Academy. and the discontinuance of the
daily band concerts there. portion OF
the Naval Academy band viii play. as
usual, at Deer Park. and another portion
at Chautauqua Beach.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EHSE.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes. Your
feet feel swollen, nervous and hot and get tired
easily. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes,
try Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cools the feet and
makes walking easy. Cures SWOLLEN, sweating
fSet iugruwing nails, blisters and eallous spots.
Relieves corns and bunions of all pain and gives
rest and comfort Try it today Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores Tor % cents. Trial
package FRRR. Address, Allan Olmsted,
lie Roy. N. 7. z-l6-Im.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1901-05-08
A Tom Thumb Wedding and Straw berry
Ta-%sl

Under the auspices of the young people
of the Presbyterian Sabbath School will
be given at the Assembly Rooms Tues
day and Wednesday evening May IA
and Is. 1901 Entertainment viii begin
at O. clock. Admission 10 cents. Re-
freshments for sale. *Iw.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
MIR. oDELL. OF NEW york.

We have all heard Of Mr.. Barnes of
New York, and of Mr. Potter, of Texas,
but the man who is holding the center
of the stage just now and who shows
indications of ability to hold it indeti-
nitely is Mr.. OdeI, of New York
While the admirers of McKinleyism are
grooming their favorite for a third term;
while Mark Hanna is kept busy declining
the honor as if 1t were within his grasp,
and while the stalwart spoilsmen are
looking to Senator Fairbanks, of Indiana
to lead them to victory and political loot,
this man Odell in New York is doing
things.
From the day of his inaugural speech as
and consistently occupied the attention
Of the public. And this notoriety is not
Of the sensational kind that has always
characterized the notoriety &C one Teddy
Roosevelt, but Of that substantial order
the result Of practical ideas supported
by a sufficient backbone to see them en-
forced
Mr.. Odell, of New York, is a surprise
his sudden development was a revelation.
Thomas c. Platt, who had for a number
of years been monkeying to get rid of
Teddy concluded he had a willing
servant in Mr.. Odell. He did not think
Mr.. Odell would have to be handled with
care as was necessary with the mercu-
rial Teddy" When too late the great
boss had to confess that he did not
know it was loaded s
Barring accidents, Mr.. Oden. of New
York, will be the next Republican presi-
Dental nominee His sudden rise to prom
inence is not unlike that Of Grover Cleve-
land. 1t is worth the presidency some
times to be a citizen of New York
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

of his countrymen. Now all the kings
place our Dewey back again.
Hobson was hero too, but in mo-
ment OF youthful indecision he yielded to
the promptings of his vanity and fell.
His was not serious offense. but 1t was
committed in public and people object
to seeing a hero exhibit SO much human
nature-at least when on parade.
Sampson came very near being a hero,
but in the struggle to be recognized as
one, he wrote letter and his heroic
candle was snuffed out. Theodore Roose-
welt has maintained his reputation as
war hero we'll, but he came very near
the edge by writing what Mr.. Dooley
was pleased to call "Alone in Cuba"
Teddy is so breezy and such a cheerful
braggart that the people do not
take him seriously when he plays the
hero.
Every act in Teddy,s heroic tragedy In
which he plays the only part, is studied
and the people know it. He entertains
them and they don't care what he does
or says on the side.
If reports are reliable, Gen. Funston has
started out on the right path-he refuses
to talk. If he will continue to refuse
to talk especially about himself and his
last achievement, his future is secure
He is married and his wife will no doubt
see that he is not Hobsonized when he
returns to the United States. The regu-
lar army officers speak of his act in I'M
complimentary terms-this will help Fun
ston. Everything seems now to be in
his favor. Can it be that out of Kansas
will come a permanent hero? The ques-
ton was once asked, Can any good
thing come out of NAZARETH; We hope
that Kansas. too, may be redeemed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
THE CAPTURE OF AG1yNA,.Do.


With the news OF the capture of the
famous Filipino, there comes the query.
what viii we do with him? Indeed the ad-
ADMINISTRATION has an elephant on it's hands
Deport him to Guam? That would hard
ay do under present circumstances. Send
Bhim to the United States and take him
IRON city to city as was, done with Black
Hawk that he. too. may be impressed
with our greatness as well as our gen
erosity? That would be unnecessary, for
Aguinaldo knows as much about the
United States as the best educated for
eigners. ImpriSon him? Try him for
treason? All these must be rejected. He
might go on the stage either as a lee
.kurer or as a dramatic star-there would
be money IN It.
The government Is In the same dilemma
IT was in 1865 when that contamination
SO deyoutly wished-the capture of JEFF
6erson Davis was accomplished. What
70 do with Davis became a most per-
picking problem.
The beiligerency Of the Southern Con-
federacy had been acknowledged bv us
in the exchange or prisoners and more
formally by other powers.
President Davis then became a prisoner
OF war and under the protection Of In
ternational law. He had been guilty OF
treason, but that offense had been sunk
in the national character of the struggle
There was nothing to do but to set MIN
free. True, the United States could
have taken the example of England in
dealing with Napoleon for a precedent
and have banished or confined the presi-
dent of the collapsed Conrederacy. bu,
reconciliation was the policy, SO punish
nent Was wisely omitted.
AguinaIdo Is not even a traitor, never
having sworn or even owed allegiance
20 the United states. lie is simply g
prisoner OF war. taken By artffee, and
is entitled to the courtesy accorded his
rank among ali civilized nations.
There may be difference Of opinion
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
HE LAUGHED ,lyicoNsUMEDLY.

The Minneapolis Times, in an editorial
under the caption What does ''diplo-
matte" language mean? informs the
eager world that ST alleyrand, the astute
dipiomatist of the Napoleonic era would
have laughed c6nsunedly had he lived
to read the official announcement Of Rus
STA as to its purpose in China, and then
to note the action taken in Manchuria
and elsewhere. ~ ia
From the above, and also from the bal
ance Of the learned article, it is innpos-
sibIe to determine the cause of this pc
culiarr nirth of the astute Tallyerand.
We can see nothing humorous in the Of
fetal announcement of the Russian gov
eminent, nor is there anything particu-
larry funny about their action since in
Manchuria and elsewhere We, there
fore must conclude that Talleyrand would
have laughed through sheer JOY at being
alive. For an exhibition of mirth at such
feat We don't blame him. Most any
of us would laugh, if we had completed
a hundred and fifty years or more. But
why this ''astute diplomatist" should
laugh "consumedly'' we cannot imagine
In fact We cannot imagine how anyone
would dare to laugh ''consumed1y" at
this day and age, no matter IL he were
twice as astute as Talleyrand and three
times as contemplate. While not per-
sonaIly acquainted with Tally, we have
heard much about him and his freaks Of
mind and manner, but we must confess
to never having heard that at any time,
no matter what were the 1augh-provok-
ing circumstances did he laugh 'scon-
sumedly" 81
The average reader of the Times Will
be at loss to- know whether this allie
cation about the rastute Talieyrand'
needs defense ofs apology.
TO laugh "'censumedly' means-it means
well. we give 1t up, unless it means
to laugh consurnedly just as the astute
Talleyrand would have done had he read
this official Russian, announcement and
then noted certain actions.
This hypothetical laughter Of Taliey-
rand is very important if true. and the
whole subject Should be made the object
Of careful investigation by the state de-
partment. Perhaps if some of the repre-
sentatives of the powers who are trying
to reduce chaos to order over in China
will just laugh consumedly," as Talley-
rand would have done, Russia VIII get
right down from her perch and promise
to be good forever and day.
But to the point. The Times asks,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

regarding the method or his capture. but
everything is fair In love and war, .es-
pecially in war.
1t is to be hoped that such measures
will be taken as Will induce Aguinaldo to
his countrymen. If the capture of the
head and front of this lnsurrectton is
to avail anything, it must be accomplish
ed through diplomacy and liberal con-
cessions rather than harsh measures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
CLOSURE IN CONGRESS.

The general disposition among this peo-
pie is to regard the slow and tedious
methods Of the United States senate as
exercising an unfavorable influence on
the prompt and reasonable disposition Of
public business. The defeat of the river
and harbor appropriations by being liter
ally talked to death in the senate, while
it might be regarded favorably from
more than one point Of view, has operat-
ed to confirm the belief that the parlia-
mentary methods in vogue in the smaller
branch of the national legislature ought
to be revised with view to the more
speedy transaction of business
The interview published in these col
unlns yesterday with Mr.. Towne offers
an undeniable corrective Of this view
as to the wisdom of the methods pre-
VaiIing in the senate Considering the
rapidity with which the most important
business may be transacted in the larger
house of congress and the comparatively.
little publicity which attends the pro-
ceedings Of congress ordinarily, the CUES
ton really becomes a serious one whether
it is not to the public advantage that
some additional safeguards should
be thrown around the public interests so
that much more should be known by the
people concerning the most important
measures before congress than is now
known, before they are permitted to be-
come law
Mr.. TONNES brief experience in the
senate has evidently helped him to a
true appreciation of the public value of
the conservative methods which prevail in
that body. In common with most observ-
ers he feels that public authority, espe-
cially executive authority, in national af-
| fairs, is practically lin1itfess under our
system. With an acquiescent majority in
congress, such as is there today, there is
no limit which may not be put to the
power Of the president. When it is pos
sible to pass such q measure as the
Spooner resolution defining the presl-
dents power in the Philippines In the
space Of one hour and half through the
house of representatives by the opera
ton of closure, it becomes a serious ques-
ton whether We are operating under a.
representative system.
There can be little doubt seut that con-
gress should have some adequate pro-
| lection against unreasonable DELAYS
But there is always the danger of a.
| complete perversion of the legislative
branch Of government by too rigid rules
| Of procedure. Such rules. operating alike
| in the British commons and in the Amer
lean congress. the two leading repre-
| sentative legislative bodies of the world.
are shown to put practical end to the
| power Of the minority.
/ Ex-senator Towne. in recurring to his
own experience In the senate says with
| much force:
| Never until got to the senate did /
realize how greatly the power OF the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
Aa,ERIcANIzING CuBA.

Blood is thicker than water, and the
ties Of language are stronger than those
Of blood There is little doubt that one
prominent reason why the United States
has not succeeded in attracting the
trade of the Latin republics of America
IS the almost total lack of linguistic com
munication between the two sections Of
the continent.
We. are not an adaptive people-we
prefer that others should come to us.
Rather than bend to circumstances we
viii allow an opportunity to PASS
Notwithstanding the enmity engender-
ed by years of cruelty and by the wars
for Independence, the Spanish republics
Still prefer to trade with the mother
country and their Latin kindred. Had
Spain been as farseeing as England. she
would now be the richest nation Of
Europe. instead of the poorest. made
so by the trade of her colonies and the
nations which were once her colonies
Were Spain able to furnish the Spanish
American nations with the manufacture
ed goods they need. she could have a
practical monopoly of the trade of South
and Central America
Cuba is no exception to this rule. The
Cuban may hate the Spaniard, no doubt
he does. but he will trade with him be-
cause he is still bound with the ties Of
10
Cuba. therefore, must be Americanized
before we can hope to recoup, in a
commercial way, for the outlay of the
Spanish war. To Americanize the island
1t will be necessary to begin with the
Schools. That was most statesmanlike
project which brought TO Harvard uni
versity 500 Cuban teachers to take a
special course in American methods of
education, last summer That act should
be repeated until every Cuban teacher
is not only able to speak the English
language but has become thoroughly i'm
bued with American ideas of civil gov
eminent, together with our social and
business ethics An appropriation
Should be made to defray the expenses
of these teachers every summer-it is
The cheapest way to conquer Cuba.
The same principle should be followed
in the Philippines. Instead of sending
american teachers there to give them
our ideas Of civilization, Filipino teachers
should be brought to this country and
Se given every opportunity to absorb
our civilization. When they return, their
example will be more potent than many
q lecture by a foreign pedagogue.
The investment of capital and the In
fauguration Of business Enterprises in
Cuba, designed to develop the resources
bf the island will do much to win the
good will of this generation, but the fu-
ture must be reached through the pub
9ic school system.
An agreement on the part of Cuba to
have the English language taught in all
schools would be of greater benefit to
us than naval stations or an unwilling
acknowledgment Of suzerainty.