The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-04-26
Edit0riala and Otherwise

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the bow.
There is no profit in religion where
tn ere is no loss
Old documents are dangerous things
sometimes.
Friday is an unlucky day with some
people.
BensAcence is better than benevo-
lence.
Ease ensues only from earnest en-
deavor.
Lots Of "monkey business" in politics
these days.
Worldly wisdom is picked up here and
there.
Always praise the bridge that carries
you over safe.
Riches have wings, but poverty has
spurs.
The bes' safe for q mans money is
prudent wife.
Politeness is q coin that passes current
in every land.
A coward encounters q great many
dangers that don't exist.
The sharper q man is the harder 1t is
to make tool of him.
Human nature is sometimes mistaken
for kind.heartedness.
A boys first trousers and mans first
love are soon outgrown.
Reason is mans guard and principle
is his safeguard.
A man never seeks q woman's society
because he thinks she needs him.
Advice, like hot butter, takes the form
Of the vessel 1t is poured into.
It's > wise plan to try on your good
resolutions before passing them.
When fortune is ON our side populari.
ty always bears her company.
No man should attempt to rule others
who is unable to rule himself.
Some people are never more serious
than whom they try to be funny.
Duty very often fingers and permits
curiosity to get there ahead Of 1t.
The man who never look up Is rank
failure when it comes to lifting up.
With some life Is scheme of cheating
the Lord, and death Of cheating the
devil.
The church cannot save the world as
long as she depends on the support of
the world.
The luckiest people in the world are
those who do not depend upon good
luck.
The Porto Ricans asked for bread and
Uncle Sam sent them shipload Of Am
erican flags.
The amount Of water flowing out of
the Nile is sixteen times that of the
Thames.
II water hyacinths are q blessing in
disguise 1t would be hard job 10 i'm
prove on the disguise.
A man can fall in love on o small SAL
ary, but he should remember that safety
pins are not on the free list.
A person who steals from an editor IL
too contemplate, mean, vile, too de.
graded to be the associate of the devil.
1t is rather inconsistent for minister
to admonish his congregation to watch
and pray and then proceed to preach
them to sleep.
The extension Of the Mobile, Jackson
& Kansas City Railroad to Hattiesburg.
Miss, will be completed by December Is,
The ever widening tide of time sepa-
rates the sinner more and more from
God and at the same time bears the
saved ones nearer home.
Extreme old age instinctively ap.
proves the past and reproves the present;
thus Is signalized an affinity between
first and second childhood.
After Plato had tried everything else
he invented Plstonic friendship, becanse
| 1t combined everything you got in all the
other kinds.
When o girl refuses q man she gener-
ally goes to the window when he leaves
expecting to see him fall up against the
nearest tree and sob.
A Philadelphia bride found love let
ter in her husbands coat pocket and
drank carbolic acid before she discover.
ed that 1t was dated year back. The
stomach pump saved her life.
A German proverb tells us that every
great war leaves o country with three
armies-one OF invalids, one Of mourn
ers, one Of idle persons ready to commi
crime.
A new servant maid named Maria
Had trouble In lighting the fire;
| The wood II was green,
| So she used gasoline,
| And she's gone where the fuel Is dry el
Babies are mostly born In the mig b
time, because, a. one little maidel
shrewdly suspected, "they wants t.
} make sure Of findin' their mamas =
home.
The Chicago News is pretty sharl
newspaper, - witness this: 1.-THE stint
Of . wasp 10 only one-thirty.second Of u
inch long. Tho rest OF the mile and
half 10 imagination"
A mathematician who was curious Il
know about II has figured out that tn
weight Of the air which sncircles th'
earth 10 equal to that Of 62l 900 cubes 0
copper, each 1903 yards square.
There u generally % much differene
] betwssn the man's story and the wc