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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-06

q capital Il wouldn't last long. and n, on
uhe other hand, / should nsk II wildly
would probably loes Il all In no time. bo
determined 70 try 10 play eIactiy a. y
III" money were my own n was tns n~
! nsd
The mao on my nerves ves sons
thing frghtfl when I picked up my nsft
hand. hut my faculties were very much
alive. and I could have shrieked With Joy
when i saw that ] had four treys cold. ~
wa NV age. too. and l had thrown In The
usual ante ~ = dollAs. calling two. Ih-
only thing ! had To hope for was that they
would al com- Ia. and tho only thing had
10 study was how much OF . raise ] dared
To max. ~ A. not 60 drive anybody away.
A IL happened they all came In, On
there ~as sii in the pot when 1t was up
Va ma 20 make good. OF courSe, l wanted
TO rails. u all ] could. but knew that would
be Inc The game had been . pretty
liberal one. though, and ! Judged that
they would all he likely n stay against .
email raise. 40 ] mad. Il Ave more " Play,
ard they all came In but Cook. Mors
than that Adams raised me hvs.
Then I figured thai II ! raised again
before tho draw ! would certainly dnve
some Of thsm out. 30 ! simply made good,
thinking thai everybody who should $50
thus ..-nond rails. would be hooked for fair
and would put his money up before would
b" called on TO BE-. A. all And hey all
s~y :
stood Pat. Collins drew two. btetson took
three aud Adams took one. The Judge
then bet SO Collins saw this. Steuon
laid down and Adams raised II twenty
five more
An I could do, of coure. wss 10 call
for a show, which ] did. and 20 my delight
tho Judg. and Collins both called. The
Judge had a small fiush. Collins bad three
sc-s and Adam. Rad . nins full. That
~ tsR Ala ms thu ntrpaN nm the side. DDf Il
fuund mvsolf with over a hundred and
nftv IN font Of nv. instead Of the thirty
Of a few moments before.
Then ] put an even hundred In blue
chips on one side, saying 10 myself that
nothing would tempt me To play those 10:
The other ffty ! considered my own. and
resolved n try 10 pull ont with that bnt
n 1t came ~ a choicS bet vi throwing
down my cards no matter what they might
ha. or betting again with the Arms money
! would certainly throw down
We'll. IL didn't come 10 that. In the
reyt four or Ave hands | lost about $40
and then I caught q fush against three
Inrs and pull~i in thirty Odd dollar.
and a few minutes later ! Allied q straight
against three other good hands and Won
nearly two hundred That put me on
Velve, and I determined 10 stay It'll l got
one more good play aud b cash In. win
90 lose .
The play came soon and once more !
was lucky. winning sixty odd dollars on
thre queens and ! got cold feet promptly
Nv grouse was fatigue from several days
hard travel aud n II was past mid
night u was accepted NJ perfectly natural.
hui no on" In the party ever dresmcd how
much those -four trey- were worth To me.
As said. the l.ason didr't cure ma
~ playing poker. but | never played n
agsln With any none that idn't belong
To me-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-06
SHuI>G ~ ~ RLIC
An r,h,biuen To Ne seer n, reepi' Coins
To the Grand Z entrsi stau"n

The most publio tsrt.f 'h.r m ~
Work La. just t-~n started 3m 'h We
Grand Central Station ~hiob "I~fs h'" on :
main passar-~Ay from the '~'s'"l N'
rsd plA'furm To- tho man ~afIs f'.l
u . suAll. shAliu~ rsUu sni 80
tOpAId tho lassas.srN % an
80. Tho rnsus az -tti.r ~ 90 ~
rs q th. pAs.susUN and sv.rN rtFfs~-'n
"a ne face~ n The men bon ifsu a.
Mainly thousands - - IH - -
glAss fraut~d t@ft~r .hnp 'N~N - -.
.tno- N. t2ftFrt hAv" -
q f,~ q th-s~ - 80 hs'e sl
q, 'Ns WEI t-lnE shaw
usUrI sfsu lads sH
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-06
CAV WIN ALWAYS Ar ROt LETrs
mat. at Least. u What Nr. Banett Or
Osteod says Of Hts s,stem.

LONDON, sept. "a A MIR. barnett ~
Ost-nd SAYS he has discovered all infal libIs
system for roulette which PROMISES a lAr se
weekly Income from = small Investment
he calls his new plan the Empire system
and he -ays lie has made a long and care
ful study Of the subject and has tried every
possible test w playing IL for siS. seven
and eight hours a day at the Ostend tables
for some umo past. With tine result of very
large pront. Yet he dlsdains 10 keep
TO himself his precious secret and become
. millionaire.
Il have now decided : he ave. to form
. syndicAt. TO work this system. to enable
fnvnds and others To participate In what
may be fairly descnh-d as a fortune The
shares are Iio each. aud sut~cribsr. may
take any numb-r up to thirty. there 4. nu
liability ~ sny Kind b-yond The amount
d-positsd Subscribers may fully erect
To receive . net profit uf a. a week on every
40 share. which amount vill 10 fully FOR.
ward"d To- them la cash v-ekly.
You can fully errect the capital YOU
invest TO 10 returned nv way Of profit within
a fortnight, leaving n. original capital
TO produce an Income al tho rate OF G2eo
U-r nnum on every 40 Invested In order
70 prevent disappointment. intending sut-
~-c1l-rs arr advised 20 Apply for shAres
At onos On tho attached farm. a. th. email
number nov offered AZ. siI-,led To IL
iApidly taken W
'~Sut~crl-r- fur ten shares - mor..
have the puN1bg- ct watching Ito system
a. work and a. the end - a fuftnisht ~.
y hoi" sv~tcm will IT, iuNV e%lpialued. which
wlu ruAble them To- ~ufk ID 10y tlsusslv.-,
Nu-f-iy r~4pang al is advantage. aud
thu-r ~bo have had i-AVN los.~. ~ their
si~oNlatiuns durltag TIE past les wars
Iii ln ENln 20 V~fHHun HIHH HNaN NNHg -
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-06
>aia 10 ns,. -, . ss-s ., sr.s-


o%uSo~nss, y. in.a q, 70 ssr bath C't,,..
vto reC~tuY r,tiFusd a. cashier - ". feo,
a. alleged .ior,sss ~ 81 ESQ Law. hin
sit sttflautss hs dnsufan - ssnhitns
tNt q is sstd - lnsi 80 go in rfGp
lie forrnsf ts=htsT has susss~d ~suNs-a -
rsHafsf fhs ufHufl ff .laiu.s d. hsVs ls.g %
,at .smtiHs
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17

Grqlanb bafiir Dem ofnerifoaiI9en
9lokr aud b:ss 5toepa dusre;Bsu,
p6ne taB er |i6 oagsgsn p:Grsn tOns
ns. Die ihn:G, gfaf9;ebigteit Der
Q(mer::fdn:r Dat abtr nod nlat oa5u
g:fu6rt. DAB bag 9sr6ot psr 8erp:ns
bung bon dmerifoniIffm 5selid in
Der er9[iI6sn 4rnse ouFgcbpbe1 purz
BE-. Ga piro 10 f9nm ni4t 9sffel:n.
Die sn9siT6p &gisrung Rat jtbt ota
8etpeis bafiir, oaB bic Qnlerttdner
6iibf9 sa6m gsma4t ipsrbea tOMeIls
uEo lp:rD li9 bQs msrten.
&Dnig @,arlos IN 8ers !
legen6sit. :
@iiIahor, 16. 2(pril. - Die
fir6li6sn Srben bab:n I'M MFlitGra
fduB gegsn bic 0.monArat.onsn ra4a
oeiuht. Denen Ie 6;er uao in Spprto
ousgefsBt iinb. De &rbitterung gea
an biz &.Dfsr 1T i'm 3uns6msn Die
9ln3rifTe ouf fps4s 9lnfalisn ms6reu
Ii9. &0nig Carlos 1T fir Die Gina
5ie6ung os5 Sroens : gi9en!6uns,
tpprin i6m nber e:ne M;Er519l ieiner
8eratber pppoai,t. 0sr S9srug' bat
Ii6 on ben gopH setpenoet, uab es 1T
mDgli6 baB Der &0uig nit Dem 8irA
ch'n6unn belegi tpsro:r tp;ro, pena su
n;6i Hut. mas bic S!r6e ba6:n min.
0as 0Sril4t, oaB Die 80nig;r Don
qortusal rtgfn DIR tir92nFs:aolidsn
9atiung j6res @em15's in CO Rloife'
gu gehsn bia6iiAtise, piro bier Tir
cine r6eniaE;l6s @rf:noun0 srtlort.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
Sas Sinh iullte nidt 9unarr lriben.

Bridgeport, Gonn., Is. @pril.
- Sbglei6 SOFephine 3opatsfn, be
F9 pegsn @rmorbung i9res ieas
Wiondte oltsn &inets in SaTt befinbct,
Der poli5ei geitsrn 9t6eno ertldrt bat,
i6r ein3ige5 Motib fir bas 9er6re4en
Iei gspeTen, baB Tie nit ibrem 8inoe
babe 9unger leiOen miiRen uno lie tie
S6at ni9t duf Nnrot9en bOn Gbartes
g. @5erlaf, be5 8aters beS 8inoss,
begangen, lit beute bO9 gsgsn ben
2ebtareu Elm 8erbaFtsbeTe6l psgen
Morbes in. erIten @rahe bsgangen.
9fa9 Der neueiten NusIoge Der ga.
patsfb bat i6r Sc5erlof Den Gatb, bas
aino gu ermorOsn, 6ulb ne6 Der Gsa
6urt bss 2sbteren gegeben, bod in ben
lsbten pier MOnaten g1i9ts me6r Oua
riiber deC1lbert.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
gf a de ii iii 8.

Gonbon, 16. 2lprjl. - Die
rWssflp Oispatd" bringt in ge3ug
auF b:n snglifa dm'rltan:lGsn
6lei|Hfrisg bic gfa4rl4t, baB rei9s
ausldnb;I9e 5irnen auf osm bleIigen
Guirul Marft borrenoe Mst6prsiTe
6s5a6lsn miifen. Die So4e p;*D i'm
garlamsnt nod Elm Na9Ipiel erreben.
MahrIdxinli4 tpsrben bic amsritaniz
I6en 5irmen, untsritiib! bur6 bier
miGiondrs, ein 'Sbnbffat bilosn, um
Ii6 Der gonfurrn5 gu srtpe6ren. Die
Quf6s6ung bes @eri6isbsTs6ls, bur9
psl9su bic 9lusFubr bpn MaulsIeln
bon NetpzSrlsans per6inbsrt purbe.
bat man bier NIT SdmunSeln auf9e<
nommsn. WSun Iaet GG, Die 4mcr:@
fansS ieien Iih betpuBt estppdo:o, oob
lie smpf;nbl:9e Sisnm 6absn, uao
psnn lie ab unb gu Dem britil4en SO@
Ipen in ben S4pana apidsn. 10 Tonne
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
NrGun nuh 0ebensherIuf.

8dtabia, NsO, 16. Ipri(. -
2ouis DIFFERS 8irlbi6aft unD aegsls
bala an Der State StraBe 6ranrt:n
heute frii6 nieoer unO Der S9anfpdrs
ter @sorge 2dprence. "a Sabre aft, 1oA
tpie Elm anberer Ingeitsl!sr, Namens
5reb. Sad, 81 Sabre alt, tpel4s in benz
9ebdube I6lieFen, fanoen i6ren Sob tn
BEN 5lammsn.
aingit0n N.Jg, 16, 2tpril. -
Sn Dem bieIigsn gureau bes Gountba
Gkrfs unb Na6faBri6ter5 Brad in
5olge zines fe6fer6aft conItruirten
@6orniteirres Elm 9ranD aus, tpel9sr
oss Nd6laBridters gibllotGef totdl
5srH0rts. Die Often tpur6en gliidli4er
@eiis geretttst, bo9 iol Der 8erlult
inmerbin $4,000 bfird9en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
GIN Gnlnen.

NaeaobilGe, 9u., 16. Npril. -
Srdnt Wajor, ber NlDrber oss Poli3ei1
6efs 9anis( Mc@ratb bon SitusbiQe,
lpurbe beuie Da6ier bur6 b:n Strdng
6ingeri6Est. Gr berIbte pas 8erbrez
6en am II. Nop2mber 1899. Wajor
eef0rts gu elmer Hdubsrbanbe, psl9e
Die Spinbe i'm 9illei6ureau Der uSia
tuspiIs Giien6a6n" geIprengt unb
qepliinbsrt bate. 8om 8ilei6ureau
baaaben IiA bic 9du6er. orsi an ber
3a6l, na6 einem 9auie an Der Dts
Spring Strabe, befsn getpobner Tie
berau6ter uno terrorifirtsn. Oort pura
Dan lie bonn 9oii3ei6iF Mc@rat6 uno
9ofi5ilten Sbeebp aufgsipiirt. Die
@erbreder ga6en ioFort 5euer uno
ehsebb Itiir3te idipsr perlpunoet 3H
9obtn. U2c@ra!b pad!e ben in b:r
S6ure bes 6auies ite6snb:n 8daber an
unb t0btete einen Der 8erbra6ar our9
tinsn S9uB, na40sm er isl6It bsreiia
feline Spb2spunOe srbaltsn 6aite.
O.e pSlQsl QnOSreN SplRDuptH euls
famen, aQsin Maior ipurbe am nd4A
itsn Sage eingsFdngen. DIR Gri4ohsz
ne ipurbe ME ibentifi5irt uno cine
96itabslpbisr Meoi3inI6ute erhielt ish
ne lsi9e gum Ss3iren. D}uior ion aug
elmer 9uten, al Der Grant ND,nue in
8roottnn, N,@g., tpphn6aftsn 6amilie
ftdmm,n. Die 6eu!igs 9inri6!ung
mar bic srIte, tpsl4e lett iiber o4t5ig
Sabrsn in Grapfrrb Gounfb polls
Ttredt tpurOe.
Mojor g:nJ Ttan6f1Tt uno g:faBs
in ben Sob un0 iagte ouF Dem S4ofz
fot, ct Babe feire Mitt6eilungen 81
MAIDEN. Gem @snid puroe bur4
ten 5aQ ni4i gt6yoAn uho Fein Sos
oeafampi oausuie feds Minu!ea.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
Srnnfeu 6Dl,alfnhnl.

Corp, Pa,, 16. Qpril. - Se4s
iunge 3na6en i'm Nlter bon a6t bs
3pDlf Sa6ren fanoen gsfern in einem
@alos na6s SbefF;slD etns nit 9ol5alz
fo9ol gsfHG!s TlaIde un0 tranten oie-
Iel6s leer. Giner Der 9na6sny Namens
So6n @porsfi, iit bersits geitorben,
uub man 9sq! tpsnig 9ofFnun9, oas
0eben Der ii6rioen gu retten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
SIR Grann Surh llhcrmicleu,

Isp zgort, 16. 2!pril. - Ria1
ter Ssrome ii6sr1pies beu!s Den Nopos
futsn Nf6srt 8. 9atrid Dem 9erfa6ren
Der 9ranh Surp. 9atrif 1T 6sfannta
li6 bgI6ulbig!, ben teranii9:n Uftlliz
pnGr aice i'm 9erei1 nit be1sa Sdma
ms10itnsr Sonss per9iFtet 81 fabsn,
I'M Ti6 in 8cIiB ieines 8erm0gens 5u
feben. Son:5 fat Elm 9eftdnonib a6s
npf9nt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
Nue Nad,abnunaen

fnb tp.rtbtos Gs oitbt uur cine e9ts IInatehs,A
ipsld). unieblbar bag idpert.
furrt. lt,b.r;,ue. Gu9. Reuitaeot.r Co., gog
24l6, 1.ip=0ort Gin, itnoen cine groes an ieos
slprH. toitsnirei. Gi. 4fuib.r, w.l6e iid psre.b=
aber obne plb. 4robe g.sabluno. neil Dieis nrtbz
lpien gla6abmrneen eb.n nibt bic 9robt bsfsben
f0nmtn, bic .sInatsfsS sstbermann umisnh lititrt,
sbe zine 3ablnns ,u leiteu IT.: Cir 1sn es..lsn
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-04-17
Sic Huififi5iruns
syinnlan b's.

Berlin, &c &c. sM1pril. - 9us 6dz
Iir,sfors, 5innldno, piro ssI6risben:
Das Oefrsi, nu9 ipsl9em in alien
Sdulsn bic ruiiiI6e sprads 5pangsz
tpeile eelebrt tperoen Ioa, 6at eroBs
Grresung berpprgerufsn. 3ablrei6e
ainbsr tpeissrn fi9, rufiI9 gu lsrnsn,
unb bes9alb fnb me6rere bon ibnen
poiiseili9 bur4sepsiifat unb i6rs glz
tern nit @slbbuBen bslegt tporben.
Die gmpDruns essen bic ruFf4s
MirtbI9aft tpirb in6innlaao miibIam
i'm 3aum gs9alten.
8smu bunssn 5ur 3rens
nung Der Mrbsiter BON
ben 'Stubenten.
Petersburg, iibsr 8Dnissbe-g,
16. @pril. 3 Die ruFiIi4s Rsgierung,
tpsl9sr es erobs Sorss ma4t, bab bic
NrRiter li9 in Weafan bsr pon ben
Stuoenten angetiIieten 8smgung ans
gelGlofen habsnv 1T nun bsflifen, bic
Qlrbs;tsr BON ben Stubentsn gu trsnz
nsn unb stpur. :nbsm iis 1id liberal
segen bic 9lrbeitsr ssigt. sic Fat bss
l9loHm, ibnsn in benz Noibftanb. Der
Iber iie b.reinsebrohsn 1T, 10 nisl ols
mDsli9 bulfrei9 CUR @e:ts gu ife6en.
sic BAT bic @snsinbsn ansetpieien,
bisielben au untsriiiibsn. uno u6t ei>
nen Orud auf bic l1aternsbnsr aus.
um lie au peranIaiIsn. 70 bisle 2eate
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
Georria,s Giant Sycamore Tree.

Dougherty County now lays claim 10
the champion big tree of Georgia. 1t
was discovered several weeks ago by
employees of lumber company VINO
were engaged in cutting timber. II
rears it's head from amid a timex
swamp where hardwood trees abound
and to this is due the fact that 1t was
not discovered sooner
This giant of the swamp is a syca'
more. 1t is on little knoll, and ex'
cept in seasons when a great deal OF
rain has fallen it's trunk is not reached
by water. A foot from the ground
It's trunk is forty-four feet in circum-
ference. For twenty feet above the
ground the body of the great tree Is
round and symmetrical, but at that
point it branches into four sections
any one of which would make giant
tree if standing alone. The four arms
of the big sycamore do not spread out
as would seem natural, but reach
skyward, almost perpendicularly. The
tree is pronounced by all who nave
seen 1t curiosity and places in the
shade" all the known trees In Georgia
Atlanta Constitution.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
10 nIicht Have Failed.

"And now, my friends said the lee
turer on The Life and Times OF George
Washington when he had concluded
his address, If any OF you cares to ask
me question. please speak up
DO you think Washington's charac-
ter was fully tested?" queried man Ill
the audience.
1T was as far as could besufder the
then existing situation of affairs, was
the reply.
But he never held the end seat OF an
open car when fat woman wanted to
get on.
Never. OF course. and as greatly as
admire the great man | cannot make Il?
my mind whether he would have hitched
along like a gentleman or held fast to
his place like hog
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
-. ,,n,oss their heads are fast.

on the jaw unless their heads are ia''
ened with halters. :.
On inspection days the oihcer III
charge is In the heydey OF his glory
The horses are inspected at the Guy.
ton & Harrington stables In town. All
that mart of town in the vicinity OF the
stables is practically under martiui
law. Nobody is permitted to cone
noor the animals which are TO DE
passed upon. The commanding onicer
is n more or less petulant person, VINO
creates the impression that he lapors
under the constant fear of a Boer spy
playing the role Of Clinton County
citizen.
All the branding and yaccinating IS
done at the hospital farms, northeast
of town. An arrow head branded Oh
the Jaw, shoulders or hips denotes
tho grade of the animal, while the hoof
Is branded to indicate whether the
animal is intended for the mounted
infantry, yeomanry or cavalry. Ihe
horses are vaccinated, their tails are
bobbed and the animals are ready 1or
shipment to New Orleans.
If 10000 horses month are shlpped
from Lath.op the present average the
cost to the British Government for
horses alone would be approximately
s12,OOO.0OO. To feed 5000 horses and
mules. which is about tile average or
the stock kept on hand which has
been inspected, adds $3G5,000 more
for this item. Clinton County farmers
have disposed Of $4,000 worth OF
land and negotiations are pending for
almost as much more. The amount
spent for the rent of pastures cannot
be ascertained, but it reaches hand
some figure. But despite its prospect
ty the citizens of Lathrop, every one
of whom claims to be an expert Judge
of horses, expresses his contempt
whenever the opportunity presents IT.
self, and frequently when 1t doesn't
for the kind of horses the British Gov
eminent is buying. "If was a soldier
| mounted on one Of those horses" said
Lathrop judge of horsefesh. point
ing to a herd from Wyoming, land the
Beers would get after me would dis
| mount and take to my heels. l would
stand better chance of getting
away"
"You haven't got any kick coming
said his neighbor. "we're exchanging
all our poor horses for good British
kansas City Star.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
A Genfleman IudeeI.

"You can always tell a gentleman, a
thorough gentleman, wlenei er you nj let
him." observed the fat man with the
blue necktie to his smoking acquaint-
aHce.
Yes, think you can" was the reply.
Il came down from Boston with one
the other day. He was interested in
electricity, and | told him all about the
new trolley line through our town.
rs it different from any other line?'
mo; but as one OF the city aldermen
| helped get the charter through"
why, he never asked me what the
company paid for my influence"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
Perhaps He'll Speak.

Tess-She's got such an awful sore
throat she can't speak above a whisper.
But she's just tickled to death about it.
Jess-The idea!
TeSs-Yes; you see that timid yotng
Milyuns is to call on her this evening,
and he'll have to sit close to her on that
account
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09

Say, now" he began, as he put his
head into the door at cobbler shop,
answer me a question right off quick
what does consensus mean?
She means" replied the cobbls:, as
he held his hammer suspended and
turned on his bench, she means dot
you vhas mmstooken in der place. Der
saloon vhas four doors pelow."
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
CaLal Tells q Probe m.

The question Of tolls on the 18TH
milan canal ID not so simple as it was
in the case Of the Suez, writes cor
respondent Of the New York Post. We
have a much greater marginal traffic"
to consider-one which may be con-
trolled by the rate Of toll. The west
coast OF South America, in its dealings
with Europe, ought to furnish abou,
one-third of the available traffic of the
new canal, If opened in 1915. All that
traffic practically could pay toll OF
81 a ton. Between the west coast OF
South America and the eastern ports
of the United States the traffic coul6
nav a still heavier toll, as the saving
over the route round the Horn
would be still greater. On the princi-
pie of charging whatever the traffic
could bear, certain cargoes going
through the canal could doubtless af'
ford to pay SO or 81 ton.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
Only 0la AnsWnr.

McJigger-He does ask some OF the
most useless questions. He saw roast
chicken on the bill of fare to-day and he
asked the waiter it he thought it was
good
Thingumbob-Wcll. how was that a
useless question:?
McJigger-Thc waiter was a colored
man.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
Free BLOOD Cure.

Botanic Blood Balm (B. b. b. cures blood
and tkin humors like ulcers, eating s1rcs
ecz ana, itching skin. aching bones and joints
boils, scrofula, blood Eoison. cancer, etc. g.
B. B. cures all maligni mt bod troubles, ole
deep 81 q ed cases, heals every sore makes
the blood pure and ricl. Druggists, 81 co.
Treatment free and prepaid ~ describing
your trouble and writing DR.. Gillian, II Nit
Ch:ll st., Atlanta, Ga.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & Co, Props Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. J. Che.
ney for the last u years, and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
ton made by their firm.
WEST e. TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALDINa, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09
Those Dangerous Schoolma'a ans.

DO you remember that schoolma' am
that l was so much mashed on when we
went to school together down at the
Forks?'
Yep. Where is she now?'
Il left her at my home half all hour
ago"
Then you married her. after all?'
mot much ! didn't! She married my
Youngest boy!'
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-09

No matter what ails you, headache TO a
cancer. you will never get we'll until your
bowels are put right. CAsCARETs help nature
cure YOU without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost YOU just IL
cents to start getting your health back. Cas-
cAnETs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put M
in metal boxes, every tablet has c. q. G.
stamped on it. Beware Of limitations.