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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
SPANISH PROVERBS.

Never quit certainty for hope.
Losers are always in the wrong.
The book OF Maybes is very broad.
plow or not plow, you mustpay your
rent.
\ good eompani makes good COM
pany.
Better go about thar fall into the
ditch.
Many go out for wool and come home
shorn.
lie who has but one coat cannot
lend H.:
A friend to everybody is Il friend OF
nobody.
Better an empty house than an i'll
tenant.
The disease a man breads: that he
dies Of.
1t avails little to the unfortunate to
be brave.
lie who sows brambles must not go
barefoot.
When a FREUD nsketh. there Is motto
morrow.
lie who eats the meat let him pick
the bone.
Life without a friend. death without
q witness.
Fools make fashions and wise men
follow them.
The submitting to one wrong brings
on another.
\ friar who asks aims for Gods sake
asN. FOR iwu.
; rye u great man aud you will know
what sorrow l..
Hcwhoh has - bread to spare should
moi keep a dog.
Whats acme of my proGt shall he
none of my peril.
AK enough. and you may lower the
price as you list.
Many children and li;tlc bread IN n
painful pleasure.
The dog wag. his tail not for you.
but for the bread.
In q couutry ~ blind people the onc-
eyed man j. King.
Beware ~ enemies %reconciled and
meat twice boiled.
H. who deal, with a b~lockhcai has
need 81 much brains.
lie who Is well. aud seeks ~. II IL
com,s. Cod hep him.
\ blow ir.ma frying pan. though II
does not hart. s%ui,ics.
Tile remedy 81 tomorrow Is ion late
fur iae evi. 81 to-day. Detroit T'rib-
une.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
THERE ARE TINES

When srlf-nccusations stand as .
mark OF honor.
When the heart turns against even
the Injuries of life.
When life's burdens are borne with
n sense of checrfulncss.
When imagination leads nstray even
n generally truthful person.
When extravaganza carries u ray OF
sunshine into an aching heart.
When words spoken In u merry
mood strike the chord OF affection.
When common sense fills the void
made by the absence OF education.
When VISIONS whispers force
thoughts Of the unknown hereafter,
When company manners are only u
hollow mockery. --rhiladelphla Bulle-
tin.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
PURELY PERSONAL.

Prof. Koch, the noted Berlin 7hy-
stefan, has been given the rank OF
major general by Emperor William.
The first civic knight in England
was Sir william Walworth. lord
mayor Of London. who was knighted
for killing Wat Tyler.
Prof. a. Koch, Of Heidelberg, sug-
mcnt for the blind should be- solved
in accordance with the precedence Of
Japan. where they are much in de-
mnnd MS experts In massage.
james j. hin has two fads. The
first Is the collection Of paintings. In
his home In 81. Paul he has n large
number Of paintings known all over
the world. His other amusemcnt II
the collection 90 unset jewels.
Two rather embarrassing gifts
have Just been brought from Ahys.
sinia for King Edward vi. by Brit
ish officers. From Emperor Menelck
comes u tame zebra. aud from the
omm ndrr of III. Ahyssinian army a
pet lion cub.
wellington q. Singh. ~ Roctland.
Me-. has in his possession n photo.
graph Of Abraham Lincoln, the mega.
tive Of which was moi %retuuchcd. IL
Ia n curiosity, and shows character
istics Of Mr.. Lincoln which q finer
finished picture would conceal.
Ole Hansen. the peasant who was
appointed minister Of agriculture In
the pr, sent Danish cnhinri. was Wis
ii,d by u journalist recently who
found the minister engaged In hnr'
vrSiing. The Statesman looks after all
the work ~ the farm and even per
sonnlly feeds the cows In the sheds.
President pritchctt. Of the MnsHa-
chusctis institute Of technology. In
relating his experiences In college re-
GENTLY. said that the way boys had
Of finding n certain professor was "a
step into the middle 81 the college
ynrd mud call out n date In American
history. Instantly the professor
would come out from some window
or door In the college aud say that
the date was Incorrect.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
OF scIENTIFIc IN TEREST.

4 horse lives 81 years, but both lion
and crmrl attnin u = age OF ~.
Co.i Cheshire cheese has 30 per
crn;. Of water, Dutch has II per
cent.
The fly ngaric. a sort Of fungus. Is
80 called because, stepped In milk.
Il Is used to kill flies.
forestcrs say hat the best tim
Der Ii that which grows from dark
soil i%ntcrmiNrd with gravel.
An thermometer. or wlnd.m.nsure,
consists OF four cups At tn, end OF
arms. II Is so constructed that II
makes 500 revolutions while u mile
Of wind passes.
a tale Of geese and death Is told
by Nature Notes; "Mr. Francis Stan
Ter, of I'cplow hall, near Market bray
ton, was u millionaire and n we'll
known philnnthropisi. lie had some
~favorite American and japanese
geese, which he fed with his "
hands. aud which we're kept on a pool
near the hall. lie died about n fort.
night ago. aud, strange to relate, dur
ing the last hours of his Illness, these
birds, numbering over n hundred. flew
around his bedroom window. beating
their wings agalns; the glass, utter
ing u weird, screeching noise. In al
most the last moments OF the squire,
life the whole fsck OF birds disap
pearcd. and not one of them has beer
seen since"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
WORKING LIEN AND WOMEN.

Eight hundred organizers Of the
American F,0,ratiOu 81 Labor ar, nov
pe,iy, \ al worh In he United Statrs.
There az, nov nearly q thoushud
trade uuiuus iu Canada. Las than
three year. ago there were les shan
400.
Neary 1000 coiared workers cm-
p.oycd In ia, southern tobacco fac
tor.,, are members of the Tobacco
Work,rS' union.
The average weight of a british ar
,isan 30 years old - about i0st. plb. \
farm laborer of the same age average
min, pounds heavier.
Some of the South Wales miners
leaders ARE 81 opinion that II some
thing IL not done before the sent
siding scale agreement terminates
next scar. there will, In all probability,
he another great strike In the Welsh
coal fields
Akron (O) Contra, Labor union has
resolved against further lobbying for
labor laws. aud IL IN favor of inaugu'
rating an aggressive campaign Of rdu'
cation aud upitating for the election
~ union men Ia hl all office. law
making and executive. In the siatc aud
nation.
tn, Italian bakery wurhmcn of Hos
ton. Macs, who recently organized .
union. have raised their wages two dol
lars a week. reduced their working
week from seven To six days, nn'
- a. 49,. A.. d. Ia,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
COUNSEL TO

"Do not smoke II pipe which has .
short stem"
"Do not smoke either while fasting
or u short time before meals.
From the Royal academy OF Rel.
GUM comes the sage advice to smok.
ers;
"Do moi use moist tobacco, since
nicotine then escapes with the yapor
and is not decomposed.
"When smoking cigars or cigarettes
always use an amber, m~ecrschaum,
horn or cherry holder.
"Nicotine ynporiles At ESQ degrees,
aud that portion OF II which Is not
dccomposcd In the center Is attracted
toward the tip and accumulates
there; II is, therefore, prudent 10
throw away the last quarter Of q
sigsr.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
SCOTCH PROVERBS.
Fools haste is no speed.

Fools haste Is no speed.
GUIDE watch prevents harm.
Little said Is soon mcuded.
Great bankers are nae biters.
Never quit certainty for hope.
Nothing so bold as a blind man.
Every shoe fits not every foot
Il hnsty ma never wants woe.
A man is a Hon in his ain cause.
4 surrowing BARN was never fat.
Forbid n fool a thing and he'll do.
An III plea should he well plead.
A willful man should be very wise.
like nae to anal a toll o u pleas
ure.
\ guide word Is AZ soon said as an III
one.
\ word before is worth two be.
hind.
fe q friend to yourself, and others
will.
Many irons in the fire some may
cool.
Nae great loss but there is some
ca'u.
| cannot sell the COW and have the
milk.
BE the same thing that ye wad he
cad.
It il not the cowl that makes the
friar.
Force without forecast is OF little
worth.
\ bllth, heart makes a blooming
vlsaac.
~ yc MAX your he'd sac We maur
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
FRENCH AFFAIRS.

France produces e~3,oO0,ooo worth
Of chesnuts a year, and Italy $4,000
600 worth.
The biggest sum ever spent In im-
proving one street was e2,s0o.o0o on
the Rue de Rivoll. Paris.
The dunes m the French coast are
said to be proving fine soil for the
cultivation of asparagus.
The artesian web Mt Passy. in
France, gives the record yield Of 1000
gallons of water a minute. II cost
& 10000.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
MINE AND FACTORY.

Four tons Of dry seaweed will pro
duce a ton OF charcoal.
Sixteen tons out Of every 100 OF
British coal dug are exported.
The Krupp factory, the biggest
iron-working concern in the world,
uses up 500 tons of steel n day.
Locomotives to burn oil are appear.
ing in the Pacific states. They nrs
built with the cab and furnace In
front and the smokestack behind
The tender is discarded, and the Oh
and water are conducted in pipeA
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
FOREIGN ITEMS OF INTEREST.

In British gold coins one p.r. in
~ Is alloy, In silver, ~ parts In gao.
Seven hundred and wo
water bailirs look after British
streams.
In i,ooo gallons of ordinary Thames
water there are four pounds of clay
and soil IN suspension.
The checks which pass through the
London clearing house In six weeks
are more than equal In to all
the coin in the world.
Wheat. rye. turnips and flax are
decreasing crops ~ Great Britain.
harley, oats, potatoes and small
fruits are IN the increase.
Out Of c,s3i earthquakes which had
been recorded In the world from the
earliest times up 80 1850 the British
isles were responsible for no fcw,r
than 2o5.
In some parts of the north OF Scott
land hSh.rfolk turn back u u hare
or pie crosses their path. and ut sea
'ir'y never pronounce the name 81
HE hare. the pig. the anlmon. the
trout or the dog.
An authentic ccntcnarinn IN the
iownger Lady Cnrcw. widow Of the
first Earon Carcw. who has completed
her one hundred and fourth year,
She - married IS years ago. TN
Ill recently she played whist and
chess.
Mr.. Edmund Putnam. Of London.
says: "lt De- safe g. say that bctw'tt
$3.50 and Eve o'clo"k IN the nft.r.
noon. i5.0cu.u01 Enpiiah people driul,
tea. In England I can cnnmt upon
the fingers 81 one hand She people
who will not ha," H., except thusc
who are M. Of course. From the mil.
~lionairc Ia the man sweeping The
street. nil drink ton IN 'hc afternoon
Tn, people 81 the different clnas,a, OF
course. have IL served Ia diTcrcn'
ways, hut Trey all have tea. Md Il
IL such tea ~ one cannot ret In thi'
country. dust ns the English onuuo'
snake GOOD coffee. 80 cnnuot ih,
Americans make good tea
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
POEMS FOR THANKSGIVING.
v. Thanksgiving Ben..

o ye Thanksgiving Bells Of youths haunt
ed demeEne
That again call me back TO the old village
Green,
To the sun-haunted eims where the orioles
sung.
To the green walls whore. frulted. the APP
pie boughs hung
How we call me. ye call me-once more
let me roam
Mid the green lane OF youth near the old
house Mt home,
All! what dreams Of tho past to the minds
sky yo bringl
And what deedr Of the toilcrs Of destiny.
ring,
We sweet Thanksgiving Bells Of the old
Village Green!
MID the harvests that cover the hillside
and plain.
Let ~ cling the high pain q our fathers
again.
hat Ills grace fows eternal, r,wardng
our trust.
That We give for the harvest the seed Of
the dust.
let our free feet rcspord to the gitts Of the
sun.
IL, us swsli the GLAD psalm ,ha, our IA
theirs beguni
Givc We thani, Tor he sunlight. tho shad-
ow. the rain.
And all Join with the chorus Of hills In tho
strain
Chimtd by THANKSGIVING bells on the old
Village Grcsni
-Hezekiah Buttcrworth. In Success.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13

rhe bird ! love ns'sr fprsAds q wing
To soar Into u clout,css sky:
Hes not a harblng,r o: spring.
Not being much upon the fy.
lie never MARBLES with his breast
Against a thorn. hs you'd suppose.
Nor iiuttrTr songful round his neat.
Nor twitters to the budding rose.
I never knew his tuneful note
To MI with melody the wood:
There's something wrong about his throat.
His range aud compass IL not good.
Nor does he dart through ieafy screens.
with rainbow plumage flashing bright
H., cant be called by aIy means
a dazzling jewel to the sight.
Hut put. well stuffed and brown and hot
Upon a platter fair to see.
lie hits my sentimental spot
The turkey IL tn. bird for me.
Chicago Record.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13

Sometimes the hills are white with SHOWS.
Sometimes the iields are brown and bare;
And Hooks Of somber' coated crows
Fly through the soft and hazy air.
But. be there wind, or rain. or shine.
or mlst and mud, or sleet and hail.
Thanksgiving turkeys always nne;
Ills rovt! known the Gay to fail.
Though other birds have sweeter note
And gayer hue OF feather,
The turkey always gets my vote
He comes, whatc'er the weather.
marion Hull Stevens lsk. ID. Ia 81, Mich
Olas,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
Ti,n uLsgi,ing

Lax breath ~ roses on the highway blown.
when one IL weary ploddlHg o. his way
within the blaze VI summers shining
day;
Iike cur of water cold In thirstiEF kGown:
Like voice Of cheer when ore has bets
alone,
Thanksgiving comes with radiance Of
May,
II turns our toll to p~leasantness and play,
And happiness to us Is plainly shown!
This spirit IL the breath OF Spring thas
makes
Old earth renew it, strength IN larger
NE:
II Is to US the sense Of endless youth;
And when the soul to Il In love awak.s. -
II turns to blessedress all scenes Of strife.
lnclosing Us In paradise OF truth!
William Brunton. In Springfield CMass.)
Republican.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13
rhnrL.gi,tur rr-.Imi-t.

Than ksr,y,uE de-, g. net Cor me
No pleasure viii ! and.
No r-astrouomic JOY fuirtrH
VIII Influence ny mluG.
III not be on, of ttus, Who will
Surround the fcstal bogsd
And aid In doing homage to
The pantry lavish hoard.
Pho turkey. brown ard ~riistsning.
tn, oysters. succulrnt.
The mincemcnt pie. The visions rife
For the they are not meant.
Not even chicken cfnqUsttcs may
Ensnarf my Ape tie.
Nor shall the gravy form TO me
A source VI rich delight
IT'S not that I'm not truly niied
With deepest t~haukfuinsss
For all the many uorcies that
My walk through lie nov bicsA
No. Such a mogty bill OF fare
To me = shuddcr brings.
Fol I'm u vegetarian.
And DO not eat such things.
-Bnltlmors American.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-12-13


I hash got M turkey an ! hasn' got no
cash.
An Ge grocery wouldr' trust me even u
got 20 ruth
As to Try an run In debt. An yet yoh
uncle i'm blue.
He's smliin' jcs as usual. an a mcuuin' of
81. too.
I ort,r feel q ilttlc gratitude II seem 10 me.
case matters ain no wore. Dav's bout
as bad a. dcy klt be.
IL lookin' to Dc futur,. whah my hops dcy
shine an nit.
Is ftcilu' mighty thankful fob the things
- gwluter Kit
Perhaps Il will be turkey an perhaps II
viii be- duck.
An msbbc twill be 'rossum n I has n spc-
clai luck.
~ wonderful rscitin' to be s%u'ssiu' dis
away
'Bou, how you's gwirter celebrate on mex
Thurkrgivin' day.
II might be is' r.aln chick n. or n po'k
chop fryiu' slow.
An II mlsh' O., tunia' tail fur All r. able
fob To know.
hut I dorsn't iUt Gat skccr M. case Il hasn'
hlpperfd UT.
An ~ i,siiu' mighty thankful fob de
things ~ Rwirtt,- ait.
-wnshington Star.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-08-05
OBITUARY NOTES.
Mrs. stadtmilicr, ,yifc of Louis stndt-
 miller.

Mrs. Stadtmiller, wife of Louis Stadt- miller, died Friday evening at the resi- dence of her daughter, Mrs. Carl Con rads, in West Hartford MT. and Mrs. Stadtmlller arc we'll known in this city, having resided here for many years, MT. Stadtmiller holding the position for many years of curator of the Sheffield Scientific school She had been in deli cate health for q number of years, but was finally seized with dysentery, which caused her death. She was of d beau- tiful, patient disposition and was loved by many outside of her own family and nearest friends, having endeared herself to many of the families of the Yale fac ulty through their acquaintance with her husband, and who many times vis- tied her during her residence with her son, Henry Stadtmiller, at Whitney vile. She leaves to mourn her loss her husband, who Is himself in delicate health, and four children, Henry Stadt- miller, of 279 Humphrey street, Louis Stadtmiller, of Meriden, Frank Stadt- miller, of Newington, Conn.,, and Mrs. Carl Conrads, of West Hartford. The interment will take place from the resi- dence of her son, Henry Stadtmiller, No. 279 Humphrey street, this (Mon- day) afternoon.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-08-05
HOME CAMP MEETING

At Grace M. F. Church-New Members Preachers During the Pastor Trip to Europe.
 Every month witnesses new converts at the altars of Grace M. E. church. Yesterday morning there were three ac- sessions from probation into full mem- bership in the church and one adult united on probation. The sacrament service which followed was a most i'm pressive ceremony. In the evening at 73O the home camp meeting service was opened with inspiring music from the chorus choir and congregation led by the organist, Mrs. Huntley. The opening prayer was made by George Porter. The pastor made a brief but earnest address on 1.-The First Chris tian Camp Meeting" c. E. Stoddard gave a fine description of The Camp Meeting of the Twentieth Century" H. lustrating his remarks by an account of his recent visit to Ocean Grove.
 The pastor, Rev. A. J. Smith, expects to sail for Europe on the St. Paul. of the American line August at 10 a. m. He thinks of visiting England, Ireland, Scotland, France and Italy. The fol- lowing able supplies for the pulpit dur ing his absence have been secured:
 August 11-Rev. S. D. Paine, D. D., of Palm Beach, Fla.
 August 1S-Rev. s. D. Paine, D. D.
 August 25-Rev. s. D. Paine, D. D.
 September 1-Rev. S. D. Paine, D. D.
 September S-Rev. $. D. Paine, D. D.
 September 15-Rev. William Me- Nichol.
 September 22-Rev. F. A. Scofield.
 September 29, morning-Rev. J. How ard Hand.
 September 20, evening-Rev. Duane N. Griffin.
 October 6, morning-Sacrament ad- ministered by the pastor, Rev. Arthur J. Smith.
 October 6, evening-Rev. John F. Ad- ans, D. D.
 october 7-The second and third quarterly conference will be held in the lecture room at 7:45, Rev. J. E. Ad- ans presiding.
 The mid-week prayer meetings will
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-08-05
COLE.
Anderson and Smith in First Place at
 Hollywood.

Hollywood.
 "Willie" Anderson and Willie Smith, present and former champions
 of America were the winners of the
 four-ball foursome that brought the
 Hollywood golf tournament to a close at Long Branch Saturday. It was
 victory in which west and east divided
 honors, for Anderson halls from Pitts
 field, while Smith is the resident pro-
 fessional at the Midlothian Country club, of Chicago. It was also victory
 that demonstrated the absolute superb ority of these two Scots over the rest of the imported players that have come over in the last three years to take their places as professionals at American golf clubs. On the previous day Smith had won first place in the thirty-six hole medal play contest on the same links, while Anderson came in second. Sat urday it was still medal play, but indi- vidual scores gave place to the best score of two, and Anderson and Smith proved the winning team.
 A best ball'' match calls for fine head work and not little finesse, and AIueTSDH anu solllll LII ShVNcd liSS NVhC not lacking in either. Their combined score was 156, or one stroke less than Stuart Gardner's winning score in the recent Westbrook tourney. In none of the rounds did they require the par fig ure--41-though in starting out on the sixth hole, caused by a poor ap- proach, brought the total up to 40. The victory gave the two first prize-a purse of $100. Smiths total winnings for both days therefore, figured $200 while An derson got $l50
 Alec Campbell and Gilbert Nichols got second money, a purse of $75, while third place resulted in tie between Willie" Norton, of Deal, and Bernard Nichols, of Boston, and Jack" Litster and James Campbell. They will divide a purse of $50, The amateurs did not make a particularly strong showing. Findlay Douglas, who was first in Fri days amateur field, was paired with David Hunter, the Oakland profession al, and together they made a score of 16S, which tied for tenth place Morti- mer M. Singer, of Fox Hills, had John Reid, the Atlantic City professional, as partner, and their score was 170, these 1 two being the best of the mixed cards.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-08-05
A RECREATION TOUR.
Nearly a Month Away From Business
 Cares-Interesting Resorts Visited

CareS-IntereStlng Resorts Visited.
 Edward M. Cans, of this city, who re- turned from his vacation last week, en- ioyed a part of his trip at Saratoga Springs, where the many attractions consisting of the Indian village, beauti- fu lake, parks, concerts, and social op- portunities were much appreciated. In the Catskill mountains MT. Cans and several of his friends from New York city were located at the Grand View hotel, where the time was passed very agreeably.
 A newspaper published in that local- ity has an account of an entert aiming diversion by the guests during very rainy day. A mock trial was held; the cause in question being an imaginary divorce case with ludicrous reasons for the application. MT. Cans assumed the character of lawyer for the opposition to the divorce petition. After consider able recreation at the hotel MT. Cans removed to another section of the re- Mountain house. At Buffalo he visited the Pan-A American exhibition and re- turned home after an absence of nearly month, bringing as souvenirs of the trip mineral curiosities and carved wood relics Of places visited During aged by Miss Lena Cans and Miss Es- sic Cans, who were very attentive to the interests of the proprietor
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-08-05

books of theological character. Among the best known of these are his "Discourses on Individualism, Y Christian Dogma Essential and '"The Christian Ministry at the Close of the Nineteenth Century"
 The funeral of Bishop Littlejohn, of the Episcopal diocese of Long Island will be held on Wednesday of this week at the Cathedral of the Incarnation, Garden City, l. I. Bishop Henry c. Potter, of New York, will off1ciate and the interment will be in All Saints churchyard at Great Neck, l.. I.