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New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Not the Same wife.

The old gentleman had returned to
the home of his boyhood for the first
time in ten years or more and, as on
the last occasions, he had written "and
wife" after his name on the hotel reg
lister. OF course the keeper of the hotel
was glad to see him and grasped him
warmly by the hand.
'Ain't grown a day older than when
you was here last" he said.
''No? said the old gentleman half in
quiringly.
"Not a day." returned the tavern
keeper emphatically. Your wife seems
to have changed more'n you.'
"Yes?'
I "Oh, yes. Leastways she does to me.
Looks thinner than when you was here
last
"Indeed?
Eyes. She amt near so feshy as she
was, accordin to my recollection. Seems
like she's taller, too, an her haid don't
look just the same to me, an-an'-
"And," put in the old gentleman soft
ly, "she's not the same wife, you know"
-Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Combination Diving

The Swedes delight in combination
diving" and two men will perform
many clever feats together. One of the
most grotesque Of these is when one
man stands upright on the springboard
and tightly clasps another mans body
round the waist, holding him head
downward and putting his own head
through the mans legs. When the up
right man springs from the board, he
throws his legs into the air so that the
two men, clasping the other tightly
round the waist, turn a somersault, and
when they reach the water the man
who started upside down arrives feet
foremost.
The handspring dive is very effect
I've speciality Of Swedish swimmers.
The performer takes off from the div
ing board with hands instead of feet,
turning his body in order to descend
feet foremost or somersaulting to ar
rive head downward. Very graceful
also is the back dive, in which the
spring is made backward, the body
turning toward the springboard. Dou-
Bis somersault dives are made from
platforms 80 or SO feet high. the diver
making two turns in the air and enter
ing the water feet foremost.-Peter-
sons Magazine.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Order to Examine Accounts etc

State of Minnesota, - In Probate Court.
county OF Brown. Special Term,
Sept. 18th, 1901.
In the matter of the estate of August
Schies deceased:
On reading and filing the petition of JOS
A. EckSte1n, as administrator of the es-
tate of August Schies deceased, represent
ing among other things, that he has fully
administered said estate, and praying
that time and place be fixed for examin-
ing and allowing the final account of his
administration, and for the assignment
OF the residue of said estate to the parties
entitled thereto by law:
1t is Ordered, that said account be ex-
an1ined and petition heard by the Judge
OF this Court on the 10th day of Oct. a. ID.
1Ol, at l0 O'Clock a. n1., at the probate
office in the court house in the City of
NewUlrn, in said county.
And It Is Further ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
by publishing a copy of this order once
in each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing in the New
Clnl Review, weekly newspaper printed
and published at the city of New Ulm in
said county.
lated at New Ulm, Mimi. September
18th A. d. 1901.
By the Court,
tSeaD S. A. GEORGE,
$50 Judge OF Probate.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
The Earth's Bendinrs.

Little bendings are in progress all the
time the world over. The immovabIe"
hills are bowing and scraping to each
other constantly. Every evening, as the
dew settles in the valleys between
them, they nod to one another. So like
wise do the mountains, even to great
er extent. Gravity is tugging all the
time.
And in London, too, where earth
quake sensations are practically un-
known, the earth bends daily, and the
buildings, like the hills and the noun
tains, nod to their friends opposite
when the morning traffic begins. On
Sunday usually their manners take a
rest excepting in such places as Petit
coat lane, where business fourishes in
as lively fashion as in Paris.
Heine said that even the trees made
obeisance to Napoleon when he enter
ed Berlin. This was imaginative, yet
truthful, for the weight Of the crowd
along Inter den Linden made fitting
sufficient for Professor Mines pendu-
lums to have recorded distinctly. One
might say the crust Of the earth acts
like a steel spring, it bends so easily
Everybody's Magazine.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
A Joke ON a Professor.

Among some intensely amusing col
lege, scrapes told by "A Graduate in
The Ladies' Hcme Journal is the story
OF certain professor not much liked
by his pupils who was to be married.
The lady lived in Cleveland And the
students that loved O. him were not
of course invited. But they determin-
ed that In some way he should hear
from them. And he did. On the day
appointed the professor took the train
at 10 a. M, due to arrive at Cleveland
at 1890 p. m. About II o'clock Jim
Townsend rushed to the telegraph Of
fee and sent off this dispatch:
"Chief Of Police, Cleveland: Man
coming on train No. 6, tall, well dress
ed, frock coat, silk hat, side whiskers.
Escaped Iunatic. Hold. Shrewd, there
fore beware. Strange case. Will say
name Finalli. Mistake. Thinks he is
professor in a college. Delusion. Es-
cort to home Of friends at No. - Euc-
lid avenue"
This message reached it's destination
long before train No. reached Cleve-
land, so that when Professor Finalli
alighted it was to walk straight into
the custody Of three detectives. They
would listen to no words Of reason, but
escorted him out to the house on Euclid
avenue, the home Of his intended bride.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
How to Treat a Cook.

Unto no department in life" says
Yuan Mel, Chinese authority on
cooking, SHOULD Indifference be allow
ed to creep; into none less than into the
domain of cookery. Cooks are but mean
fellows, and If a day is passed without
either rewarding or Furnishing them
that day is surely marked by negli-
gence or carelessness on their part. If
badly cooked food is swallowed in ST.
lence, such neglect will speedily be-
come habit. Still. mere rewards and
punishments are of no use. If dish is
good, attention should be called to the
why and the wherefore. If bad. an ef-
fort should be made to discover the
cause Of the failure"
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
The HOME GOLD CURE.
An Ingenious Treatment by which Drunkards
are Being Cured Daily in spite of
themselves.

1t is now generally known and under
stood that Drunkenness is disease and
not weakness. A body filled with poi
son, and nerves completely shattered by
periodical or constant use of ixtoxicat-
ing liquors, requires an antidote capable
of netrallzing aud eradicating this pol
SON, and destroying the craving for IN
toxicants. Sufferers may now cure them
selves at home without publicity or loss
of time from business by this wonderful
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no matter how hard drinker. Our re-
cords show the marvellous transforma
ton of thousands of Drunkards into sob
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This remedy is in no sense nostrum
but is a specific for this disease only,
and is so skillfully devised and prepared
that it is thoroughly soluble and pleas
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in a cup of tea or coffee without the
knowledge of the person taking it.
Thousands of Drunkards have cured
themselves with this priceless remedy,
and as many more have been cured and
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All correspondence strictly confden-
tial.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
ORDER TO EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.

ORDER TO EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.
County of Brown. IS. Special Term,
Septem Der 5th 1901
In the Matter of the Estate of Even A.
Bakken, Deceased.
On Reading and filing the petition of
Andrew e. Bakken as Administrator of
the estate of Even A Bakken deceased,
representing among other things, that he
has fully administered said estate, and
praying that time and place be fixed for
examing and allowing the final account
of his administration, and for the assign
ment of the residue of said estate to the
parties entitled thereto by law;
It Is Ordered, that said account be ex-
amined and petition heard by the Judge
of this Court, on the 3rd day of October A,
d. 1901, at 10 O'clock A. NJ, a the Probate
Office in the Court House. in the City of
New Ulin, in said County.
And 1t Is Further Ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested.
by publishing copy of this order once in
each week for three successive weeks, pri-
or to said day of hearing in the New Ulm
Review, weekly newspaper printed and
published at the City of New Ulm In said
county.
Dated New U1m, Mimi, September 5th
A. d. 1901.
By the Court.
LSea1.l S. A. George,
7-39 Judge of Probate.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
How to Learn to Like picture..

The following suggestions. if you
please, are not from an artist nor even
from a connoisseur, the writer being
nothing more than an ordinary picture
lover. In general the principle to be
followed is to get as much in an atmos-
phere Of pictures as possible. Always
go to the museums when you are trav-
cling, and If you live near enough
make occasional picture visits to Bos-
ton, Chicago or New York. Do not
make the mistake of staying too long
in a gallery. You only tire yourself.
Half an hour is quite long enough. But
do. not endeavor to look at every pic
ture in the gallery in that time. Look
long at few good ones and let those
you look at be those you like or at least
those which you prefer above the 9TH
ers. Also ask yourself why you prefer
them. Always get a catalogue. Some
times the pictures are not marked, and
you as student want always to know
the painter Of your picture.-Frederic
M. Smith in Woman's Home Compan-
ion.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
MINNESOTA NEWS.
A Striking Exhibit.


Through the Buffalo exposition, Min
nesota's fame is still being manifested.
The latest thing to claim the attention
Of the world is the Minnesota exhibit
of fruit. One of the displays COM
mented upon in the press is repro
duction in fruit of Fort Smelling. The
floor space occupied is 24x24 feet and
the fort rises to height of Is feet.
The display is backed by mirrors, which
multiplies the effect. Hidden by the
mirrors are vases, in which are flowers
and vines, allowing the bloom and
green of the trees to be seen alone as
if they grew out of the fruit.
In the center is the old circular fort,
made of apples. From the portfolios
protrude cannon, four. in number, made
of crabapples, each gun requiring two
bushels of apples in the making. In
the mouth of each cannon is perched q
white dove, the sign of peace. Be-
tween each large port hole are musket
holes, trimmed with mountain ash ber-
ries. While the face of the fort is made
of Wealthy apples, the famous Mime
sofa variety, there are SO other varie-
ties used in the display.
At each corner of the display are
handsome Minnesota banners, and over
all is the national emblem, flying over
the announcement that Minnesota is
the Bread and Butter State Buff
falo papers are devoting much space
describing the many unique displays
made by Minnesota.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Order to Examine Accounts, Etc.

State of Minnesota, .ss In Probate Court.
County of Brown. Special term,
September I'd 1901.
In the Matter of the Estate of Stein A.
Stone Deceased.
On Reading and filing the petition of
Gudman Anderson as Administrator of
the estate of Stein A. Stone deceased, re-
presenting among other things, that he
has fully administered said estate, and
praying that time and place be fixed for
examining and allowing the final account
of his administration, and fo- the assign
ment of the residue of said estate to the
parties entitled thereto by law;
1t Is Ordered, that said account be ex-
amined and petition heard by the Judge of
this Court, on the 3rd day of October A. d.
1901, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, at the Probate
Office in the Court House, in the City of
New Uln, in said County.
And 1t Is Further Ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested, ;,
by publishing copy of this order once in
each week for three successive weeks,
prior to said day of hearing in the NEW
ULM REVIEW, a weekly newspaper. print
ted and published atthe City of New Ulm
in said county.
Dated New U1m, Mimi, September end :,
A. ID. 1901.
BY the Court:
(Seal.) S. A. GEORGE,
oiS9 Judge of Probate
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25

Symptoms always indicate the pres
ence or approach of disease. Have
you noticed any of these symptomse
Are you irritable2 Have you befect.
i've vision, dyspepsia, occasional hem
orrage from the stomach Have you
a muddy complexions If you have
any of the above symptoms your liver
is in a good way towards becoming
inhamed. If uot attended to at once,
a great deal of pain will result. What
you need is good laxative. CAS-
CARINES has beon for years the best
laxative. Physicians the world over
prescribe it. 1t is made of herbs,
plants, roots, bark and berries and is
a strengthening laxative tonic. It's
not a tablet, candy cathal tic, or
pill. but pleasing liquid laxative. It
stimulates the secretions and i'm
proves the appltlte, dlsssolves impur-
tiles from the body, purifes the
blood and tones up the system in
general. Go to your druggist today
and buy bottle of Cascarine. Keep
it IN your medicine shelf.s See that
the children take no other laxative
and you will save many doctor bills.
Price per bottle, 50 cents. At all
druggists.
The manufacturers will send to
any address, free of charge, little
booklet explainining thoroughly the
cause and cure of diseases Of the
stomach, liver kidneys and bowels,
and one weeks treatment, for 10 cts
IN stamps to cover postage.
Address Rea Bros. & Co., Mime
apolis, Louisville and New York.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
ORDER To EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.

ORDER To EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.
State of Minnesota, &C In Probate Court
County of Brown. Special Term,
Sept. 5th 1901,
In the Matter of the Estate of Britha Hol-
seth Deceased.
On Reading and filing the petition of n
q. ThormodSon administrators of the es-
tate of Britha Holsetn deceased, represent
ing among other things, that he has fully
administered said estate, and praying
that time and place be fixed for exarnir--
ing and allowing the final account of his
administration, and for the assignmenc
of the residue of said estate to the parties
entitled thereto by law;
1t Is Ordered, that said account be ex-
amined and petition heard by the Judge
of this Court, on the 3rd day of October A
d. 1901 at 10 O'Clock a. NJ. at the Probate
Office in the Court House, in the City of
New Cln, in said County.
And 1t Is Further ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested,
by publishing copy of this order once in
each week for three successive weeks, pri.
or to said day of hearing in the New Ulm
Review, a weekly newspaper, printed and
published at the City of New Ulm in said
county.
Dated New Ulm, Mimi, September 5th
A. d. 1901.
By the Court
lSeal.l S. GEORGE.
37-39 Judge of Probate.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
A Retiary.

A retiary was the name of Roman
gladiator armed in peculiar way. He
was furnished with a trident and net,
with no more covering than a short tu-
mic, and with these implements he en-
deavored to entangle and dispatch his
adversary, who was called a secutor
(from sequi, to follow and was armed
with helmet, shield and sword.
The name Of the first is pronounced as
If spelled re-shi-a-ry, the accent on the
first syllable
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Whale Houses.

At one time not very long ago there
was on the Lancashire coast, near
Lythan, England, a cottage and boat
house that were made almost entirely
from the remains of a score or so Of
whales that had been driven ashore
the edifice consisted wholly Of whale
bone, and the dried skins Of the huge
creatures were neatly and strongly fas-
tened as a covering for walls and roof.
There is another building Of exactly
the same kind at Peterhead, in Scot
land, and in this case the skulls Of the
whales and some Of the heavier bones
are used with great effect as outside
ornaments
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Looked Like Economy.

Uncle Hiram Gust back from the big
city)-I don't think that nephew Of
our'n is got as much money as he
makes out he has.
Aunt Emily-Why, thought you said
he had such nice home in the city.
Uncle Hiram-But I didn't tell ye
nothin about him hayin both them little
girls O hts'n playin on the same plan
ner at once. tell ye he's a-gettin hard
up.-San Francisco Chronicle.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
News In Brief.

During the month of August 19, GIT
head of the lakes. of which 1854 were
coal
The baseball season in Minneapolis
is a thing of the past Butfew, if any.
dividends will be declared.
A high wall of A. B. Aliens new
brick store at Battle Lake collapsed
during high wind. No one was hurt.
Burglars entered the store of G. Mil
ler at Pine Island and stole SIS in cash
and gold watch.
The home of Mr. J. L. Perkins, at
Morris. was damaged by fire.
The state board of control issues an
order that cuts off practically all the
perquisites of the employees of the state
reformatory.
A. c. Clausen succeeds A. Z. Teis-
borg as secretary of the state railroad
and warehouse commission
A company, the purpose of which is
to esta blish an independent thread fac
tory, is said to have been formed in
Minneapolis, the concern being COM
posed of Minneapolis business men,
Only small supply of beets has been
secured at the Minnesota Sugar COM
pany's factory at ST Louis Park. The
crop is a little late.
Charles Juster has been appointed to
a position in the state grain inspectors
department, made vacant by the resig-
nation of Captain Sundberg.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Crude Petroleum.

From cruAe petroleum are made kero-
sene. gasoline, naphtha, parafin and
vase1ine. A still heavier oil, left as
residue, Ia used for axle grease, and the
carbon Is turned into sticks for electric
lights. The sulphuric acid which is
used for purifying the products Of pc
troleum Is recovered and turned into
fertilizer for farms where there is too
much phosphate rock. which is thus
dissolved.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Writing For Money.

Fond Father-Yes, my boy at the var
sity has written several articles for the
magazines.
Friend-But he's not professional
writer, surely?
"What do you mean by profession
alp"
"Why, he doesn't writs for money!"
Doesn't he? You ought to see some
Of his letters to me. Exchange.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25

HALF RATES TO MINNEAPOLIS & ST. PAUL.
The Minneapolis & st. Louis R. r.
will sell excursion tickets to the TWIN
Cities on October 9, 10, II, 10 and 4
good for return. to October 10th, at one
fare for round trip, account Christian
Churcn Convention. Al
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Remorse.

Law Notes tells of trial In which
the following remorseful letter appear
ed In evidence:
Mr.. Bidwell:
Dear sir-Ths is what never expect to come
to. But it Is trouble, and no one to help NEE out
So want you to have this young woman Buried.
But NEE. Lee me lay top OF ground, for the Tur-
key Buzards to eat; for have did rong.
JOSEPH BRADLEY.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Good Hearted.

Minnick-I thought you said Scribbel
was good hearted fellow.
Sinnick-Well?
Mlnnick-Wei. hinted pretty strong
" that I'd like to have copy Of his
latest book. but he studiously ignored
the request.
Sinnick-That's where he proved his
kindly MISUNDERSTANDING
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Unknown Man Killed.

An unknown man with bullet hole
in his breast was found in the toilet
room of an incoming Minneapolis &
st. Louis train into Minneapolis. The
mans body was not found until the
train crew began cleaning the cars in
the yards, after the passengers had de-
parted.
1t is supposed that the man came
from Detroit, Mich, but he had so
carefully concealed his identity by re-
moving everything from his pockets
and from a notebook he carried that
nothing but hat purchased in Detroit
is left to aid the officers, in locating
his identity.
Neither the trainmen nor any of the
passengers know when the deed was
done. The body was taken from the
train and placed in the morgue to
await Identification. There was no
money in the dead mans pockets.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25

.HALF RATES TO MINNEAPOLIS & ST. PAUL.
The Minneapolis & st. Louis r. r.
will sell excursion tickets to the Twin
Cities on October 8, 10, II, 10 and IA
good for return to October 10Th, at one
fare for round trip, account Christian
Church Convention. Al
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Hfs symnathx Aronaed.

She met him at the door, all breath
less with excitement.
"John," she cried, "baby's cut TOOTH"
Poor little fellowT he returned COM
miseratingly. 'Is 1t bad cut r. Chi
cago Post.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25

Men who though slight. yet reach the
chest standard, are preferred as re-
cruits in the British army to those that
are stout, the former being considered
to possess the better frame.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
A Big SHADOW.

We are told that the smallest hair
throws shadow" And so it does. It
throws a shadow over your appetite
when you find 1t In your food.-Ex-
change.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Picture Show Burned.

Fire started from spark from an
electric light at the moving picture
show of Louis Muntz, at Winona. The
infammable celluloid films caught first
and Immediately went up in flames.
The audience became scared and fed
from the place, leaving Mr.. Muntz to
fight the fire alone. The loss is be-
tween $4,000 and $4,000; no insurance.
The loss on the building will be about
,SlOO
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25

Butterflies are said to be yery sleepy
headed. They go to bed early and get
up late.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Indians Dance.

Indians to the number of 200 held a
dance at Bena, on Cass Lake. Among
them was "Old Bug" who came from
his home on Bear Island. No liquor
was used and they had peaceful time.
This is the first time that "Old Bug
has appeared at any of the dances
thereabouts. He has formed great
attachment for Captain Beaulieu, and
says his people are more friendly than
ever before. ''Old Bug" goes on record
as favoring the resolutions adopted by
the Cass Lake Commercial club rela-
tive to the opening of the reservation.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
WEEKLY EXCURSIONS In PULLMAN Or
BINARY SLEEPING CAR

To California via the North Western
Line. Sleeper leaves Mankato every
Tuesday, / 10 P. NJ, arriving in San
Arancisco 1926 P. NJ. Friday and Los
Fngeles TOO A. M. Saturday. For
further information apply to
Fl. L. Beecher, Agt.
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
High Score.

The scoring of Minnesota butter at
the Pan-American exposition, Buffalo,
for September is very high. There
was no scoring in August, so this is the
first since the July scoring. In all,
thirty-nine tubs from the state were
in competition, thirty-seven being from
creameries and two from dairies The
average scoring for Minnesota butter
for September was 94.6, and the high
est scored tub of creamery was from
A. 7. Rookie, of Viola, Olmstead coun-
ty, scoring 81 fiat, or a quarter of one
per cent higher than was scored by
any Minnesota tub in the July scoring
New Ulm review., 1901-09-25
Plucky Girl.

Miss Louise Fowble, high school
student living at Hamline, proved her
self heroine by stopping runaway
team belonging to Frank NJ Stanley,
grocer. She saw the team coming
down the street, and running out into
the thoroughfare, waved her hands in
the air, with the result that the team
stopped suddenly, after which she got
into the rig and drove back to where
the astounded grocer was