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The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
g. WHY IS IT@
The Big Racket Store
ALWAYS KEEPS BUSY?

Ladies Umbrellas with steel rod. congo
handle and twill top as low as Sc
We have all prices IN Umbrellas-Ssc.
soc, &C, 15c, s1.00 and up TO s2.4S c
We have a Mans Umbrella. 2s-inches
steel rod nice trimmed handles. for
S5c. worth s1.00 anywhere.
just received % dozen OF New Ladies
Hats today.
A line Of nice SOC Hats now e9c. nice
Wide Brim Sailors. worth Sl-0o, now 5oc
We have q table Of 500 punches OF
Flowers to close out at 1oc a bunch
Some are worth soc.
100 Ladies' Hats to close out at loc.
Ten pieces of yard-wide Silkoiine that
we sold at 10c. to close out at &c now.
We have a lot of bleached skirts. full
size, ready for use. at soc.
Pillow ases. 10c each.
A full ne OF Boys Brownie over
alls at 25c.
We have e nice line OF Base Balls.
soc masks for Csc. Bats and Balls.
A New Toy Sandmill for children.
at 25c.
Pals and Shovels for 5 and 10c each.
Garden Sets. 5. 10 and 15c each.
We always have a full line OF goods
of all classes. n
Come to THE BIG RACKET STORE
a big line of cheap.
Mason's Fruit Jars 5. IA n lec.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
ECESS OF AERIAL NANI-
CATION.

Successful performance Of a
Oh airship heretofore reported
FMS to be a genuine triumph of in
kntive genius. NJ. Santos-Dumont is
he inventor, and it is believed IN Paris
hat he has really and definitely solved
the problem Of aerial navigation. On
|the 18th he is reported as steering his
Iairship IL every direction at WILL max
ling large circles. 1t met with a slight
RcNknt which compelled the naviga-
Tor in the air to descend. which vas
asily accomplished. The steering rope
was quickly remended and the airship
again assembled and returned to its
starting point. Two Journeys were
made and at a height ranging from 22S
to $50 feet. Its average speed vas 241a
miles an hour. The New York Herald
says:
Its principal characteristics are: VOL
ume, 1923 feet; diameter, 10 feet s in
ches; length. Ill feet 6 inches. The
balloon has a four-cylindered petrole-
UNI motor of 16 horsepower and a pro-
peller or screw measuring 13 feet l inch
from blade edge to blade edge
ing 200 revolutions a minute. 1t is sup
ported by a triangular framework, made
OF aluminium strengthened by pine,
measuring 50 feet long. The framework
is formed of three curvillinear scant-
lings bound together and joined with
aluminum, united by wooden cross
pieces and solidified by ingenious wiz
ing"
The evidence goes to show that the
long sought discovery" has been found
and that the principle of successfu
aerial navigation is now known. The
American, Maxim. for a dozen years in
England. at great labor and outlay has
been essaying to fnd and perfect a sys-
tenn of sailing through the air. Other
ingenious men have been at work in
this same direction and striving for the
identical end. But the ingenious San
tos-Dumont has eclipsed them all and
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

ct have been in the drug business for
twenty years and lave sold most all of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never
found anything to equal Chamberlain's
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach n bowel troubles"
o. ". Wakesield, of Columbus,
This remedy cured two severe
of cholera morbus in my family
land I have recommended and sold hun
|dreds of bottles Of it to my customers
Ito their entire satisfaction. 1t affords
Ia quick and sure cure In a pleasant
For sale by r. r. Bellamy,
druggist.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
Charlton Spreading IL MiSsissip,

Jackson. Miss. July 15.-During the
first week or two Of the Charlton ebi-
demic in the delta" more than 50 Der
cent. of the animals affected died. but
since a supply of the virus for inocu-
lation was procured the Gsath rate has
been materially redyeeT, Unfortunate
ly the disease is NOW spreading over all
the countryInot only in the delta"
but IN thenynls. Several cases were re-
today in Rankin county, the adj
Joining county to this. and only a few
miles north of Jackson.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
Story of q Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains Of disease is the worst
form Of slavery. George D. Williams,
of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: MY
wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bea
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work"
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
-lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting ard dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, run down people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by r. R. Bellamy, Druggist.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

The railroad statistics for the year
ending Goth June are out and instructive.
The report from the Interstate COM
merce commission state that sixteen
railroads went into receivership during
the year, while 80 were taken out of re-
ceivers' hands, leaving 50 in receivers
ship on June 90, 1900. There vas a de-
crease in capital stock represented by
the roads In receivership as compared
with thenprevious year of SIP, liz, sS3
and in flu led debt of s1ss, O93, us.
ThSeag, ate railway mileage was
a5e. 7sSs ind bg 1913, 346 of single track.
The comm eNLreport includes 2,02S
railway Cd borationN2 The railways
now EMPLOY a great array. The en-
ployes number 1,O17, 65S, and wages and
salaries aggregated s577. 2S4,S1. The
net earningS were s525, SIG, sOs- IN:
crease OF s6S, 900, OOe<for the year. The
business vas Satisfactory. There were
SIG, S65, 23O passengers and 1,1O1, $50, 2SS
tons of freight carried. The average
revenue passenger per mile was zoos.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

A friend at Red Springs corrects us
for a credit We attributed a wen
known saying to wilkins, Micawba In
|"David Copperfield-" But he saws IL
was Mr.. Mantsline. h husband of the
|milliner in Nicholas Nickleby'' who
used the phrase. Thanks for the COR
We had not read these two
fine novels for a lone time, and we
have another instance OF a treacherous
memory The authorship, Dickens
was given correctly, but we missed the
book.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
A Base Ball Manager Arrested

Chattanooga, Tenn, July 15.-While
e. route north Manager Sam Mills. OF
the Birmingham Base Ball Association,
was arrested here this morning On a
warrant charging him with fraudulent
breach of trust. The warrant was
sworn out by President Kent, Of the
Southern League. Mills had with him
all the uniforms Of the club and left
Birmingham without paying the play
erS.
President Kent said: He is in ar
rears with the Southern Association &c
the extent of 500 in percentages or
gate receipts and 500 in fines"
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
Heartburn

When the quantity of food taken is
too large or the quality too rich, heart
burn is likely to follow. and especial!
so if the digestion has been weakene
by constipation. Eat slowly and no.
too freely Of easily digested food
Masticate the food thoroughly. Lei
six hours elapse between meals anc
WHEN YOU feel a fullness and weight 1r
the region Of the stomach after eating
indicating that you have eaten toe
much. take one of Chamberlain's Stom.
ac.3 and Liver Tablets and the heart.
Hura may be avoided. For sale by r
r. Bellamy, druggist.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
In Saved His Leg.

F. A. Danforth,s Of LAGRANGE, Go.
suffered intensely for six months WITH
a frightful running sore on his leg, bus
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Safve
wholly cured It in ten days. For Ul-
GERS, Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or
Piles it's the best salve In the world.
Cure guaranteed. Only Csc Sod by
r R Bellamy. Druggist
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

There is no Family Medicine so favor
|ably known as Pain-Killer. Fol- over
sixty years it has been used by Mis-
|sionaries in all parts of the world, not
only to counterfeit the climatic inf1u-
|ences on their families, but for the
cure of all diseases of the bowels, and
for wounds, bruises, etc. Avoid substi-
tutes, there is but Il Pain-Kiler,
Perry Davis. Price CSC and soc.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

achieved a brilliant success. Improve
ment viii be made. and other inventors
will strive the more to gain laurels for
themselves in the same arena OF dis
covery. Before ten years pass 1t may
be that airships will travers above
the oceans at twenty or thirty miles
an hour, or even faster.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

Superintendent of Public instruction,
General Toon, finds the people in West
Iern Carolina enthusiastic on the sub
lject of education. 1t is a good sign for
1.-THE state. Let the educational car be
kept in steady motion. The Raleigh
News and Observer says Of his our in
the mountains: "In the extreme west
The found as great an interest as in
Piedmont Carolina and his information
lis that throughout the entire state there
lis a determination to push forward
along educational lines. Mrs. Toon and
daughters went with General Toon to
Roaring Gap and will remain there
lsome time
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
Charlotte Plumbers Strike

Charlotte, n. c., July 15..All the
plumbers and gas filters OF Charlotte
struck today for an advance in wages
from SO to $3.50 per day of nine hours
except on Saturday, when eight hours
are to count a day, and also double pay
for holidays and Sundays. These de
mands were refused by all employers
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

Butler is favorable to a populist tick
let for the presidency in 1904. No silver
lis to be in it. It is no doubt intended to
be an to the republican Hrty
and to help Hanna for the presidency.
Think of %populists with their past re-
cord bowling for a republican candi-
date hat they antagonized at every
turn and point. Oh, CONSISTENCY
thou art a jewel" In this particular in
stance the Jewel" is very brassy.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

When want a modern, up-to-date
physic, try Chamberla;c's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price 25 cents
Samples free at R.. r Bellamys drug
store.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
British steel Plant in Pennsylvania

Sheffield, July 15--The shareholders
Iof William Jessop & Sons. limited, steel
manufacturers, at a meeting today ap-
lproved a scheme for the establishment
lof steel works at Washington, Pa,
land the Formation of a subsidiary COM
pany under the laws Of Pennsylvania
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19
Bismacrk,S Iron Nerve

Was the result of his splepdid health
Indomitable will "a tremendous ener-
gy are not foYR Mher Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys a9df ywels are out of order.
If you W nese qualities and the sue
cess ing, use Dr. Kings New
Liz They develop every power
d body. Only 25c at R. r.
kag store.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1901-07-19

The Messenger regrets to learn that
the editor of the Laurinburg Scotland
Times was burnt out completely in the
late very destructive fire. He will be
gin business soon, not at the old stand.
but close by. Success to him.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10
BITTEN BY A SKUNK

Friday morning, about 2:3O
O'Clock, Robert Ricketts, was bitten
by a skunk Ricketts,, who was
working on the grading on the
Arizona Lumber and Timber Com
Pany's railroad spur, had his sleep
ing tent pitched near the company's
barn. He was awakened by some
thing crawling over his face, and
reaching for it, his hand came in
contact with a skunk He was bit
ten on the nose in two places and
once on the neck.
Ricketts, went to work as usual
Friday, but on telling his fellow
workmen about the trouble with
his visitor of the night before, al
though it was not known what var
iety of a skunk had bitten him,
they advised him to go to the Pas
teur institute at Chicago for treat
ment- Ricketts, left on the first
train for that place. Being without
funds to defray his expenses, our
citizens subscribed the amount,
$500.
In nearly every instance where
persons have been bitten by skunks
in this territory, hydrophobia de-
velopes in n short time afterward,
and the Pasteur treatment is the
only remedy, and it has been tested
in a number of cases.-Coconino
Sun.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10
NOTICE.

Bids for forty cords of wood for
School District No. 2, to be deliver
ed at Williams school house on or
before October LIST, 1901; to be
sound and mostly body wood; thir-
ty cords to be cut from green trees
and ten cords dry, twenty-four
inches long, two tiers to the cord,
and corded for measurement on the
school grounds where ordered by
trustee. We reserve the right to
reject any and all bids. Bids to be
opened on August 18th, 1901, at 2
p. m. All bids to be sent to clerk
of board.
By order of Board,
F. r. NELLIs, Clerk.
August 9Th, 1901.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10
NOTICE.

Messrs. c. A. Neal and l.. III.
Dawley having purchased THE
WILLIAMS News, the patronage,
location and good will of the same,
all business for the paper in the
future will be by them. All ac-
counts now due the News, with the
exception of subscription accounts,
will be paid to George U. Young.
All due and past due subscription
accounts are to be paid Messrs.
c. A Neal and L. H Dawley. All
accounts against the News to date
will be settled by George U. Young.
GEORGE u. You've,
G. A. NEAL,
l.. H. DAwLEY.
Dated at Williams, Ariz., August
3, 1901.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10

Henry Laub, of Los Angeles, has
been in Williams during the week
looking after his business interests
here. A. III. Harrell has secured
the contract for the new building
to be erected by Mr.. Laub on his
lots recently devastated by fire.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10
Sunday Meetings

The regular meetings will be
held at the NJ. Z. church to-mor-
row. Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
preaching service at 100 a. m,
short sermon by the pastor
w. G. GEYER, Pastor.
Williams news. [microfilm reel] (Williams, Ariz.) 1891-19??, 1901-08-10
LOCALS

Remember the dance at the Rink
next Friday under the auspices
of the Rathbone Sisters.
Hugh Price, of Phoenix, has
been appointed encouragement OF
Arizona to succeed Geo. Christ.
NJ Buggeln, of the Bright Angel
hotel at the Grand Canyon, spent
e a couple of days in town the early
part of the week
Mrs. l.. II. Dawley, wife of l.. III.
Dawley, of the News, arrived from
Tucson Sunday night and will
make Williams her home.
Our line of La Prelle- Williams
shoes is complete. Prices range
from $3.50 to $3.50. We are sole
agents for these excellent goods
Ranney & Harrell.
Robert Perrin and his nephew,
Edwin B. Perrin, of Williams,
were in town Monday. The latter
is a son of DIR. K. b. Perrin. Pres
colt Journal-Miner.
Numerous and divers odors have
permeated the balmy atmosphere
in a certain part of town during
the past week, much to the annoy
ance of those who love to hnger
over the front gate until the ''wee
sma" hours.
United States Marshal McCord is
to move the office from Tucson to
Phoenix at once, leaving kind of
sub-office at Tucson, in charge of
Francis Reno. There seems a pos
sibility, too, that the land office will
come here, possibly involving the
wiping out OF the Prescott office.
Arizona Bulletin.
The Williams Water Works Co.
has found it necessary to widen the
ditch which drains the country
southeast of town. The recent rains
overfiowed the ditch to such an
extent that many millions of gal
Ions, that otherwise might have
been stored in the reservoir, were
lost. Engineer Grand is making
estimates preparatory to beginning
the work
Dr. J. C. Solomon, eye, ear, nose
and throat specialist, of Los
Angeles, has come to our city by
for a few days. All those suffer |
ing with diseases of the eye, ear,
nose and throat should not fail to /
embrace this opportunity. to con-
suit the doctor. DIR. Solomon has
been in regular practice in Los
Angeles for ten years, where his
reputation speaks for his ability. |
Office at Grand Canyon Hotel.
Consultation free.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30
May Die Of a Knife Thrust.

At Sulphur Monday afternoon
Polite Sonier severely stabbed
Solomon BARLEY in the lower
part of the back with a pocket
knife, the blade O. which was 81
inches long.
Both are colored and the stab
bling WAS the outcome of IL diff
Guilty which the two negroes be-
came engaged in while betting on
the Creole race. Barley refused
to pay s5onier when be had lost
and this so angered Sonier that
he drew his knife and stabbed
Bartley in the back.
BARLEY sank to the ground
and DR.. S. M. Lyons was called
and attended IT, him Deputy
Sheriff Jerry Cas ther of Ninton,
arres ted Sonier and brought him
to town. He is.nDw in Jail. To-
day Bar tley was reported to be
in dangerous c )ndiJiop. Press
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30
- FL Old Cigars are small, bur
good, 1T Mitchell & En- bich.
Mayor S Court

Two recreants ere made TO
face the mayor this morning on
the charge Of Drunkenness
The first was VIM. Cole. who
plead guilty and was let off with
the usual S1ald costs.
Pat Connolly, an old offender,
was told BY The mayor that he
would be allowed just two hours
to get ont OF town. It seems he
had been brought up a few days
ago and had been released by
promising to return 10 the =
fields, where he has q position as
dril.e".
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30
Queen & Crescent
ROUTE.

The Best Line to New York,
Philadelphia, Baltimore, Wash
ngton, Cincinnati, Chattanooga,
Birmingham and all points in
East.
Through Sleeper, New Orleans
to New York via Chattanooga,
Bristol, Lynchburg, Washington
and PENNSYLVANIA II. r.
Pullman Sleeper, New Orleans
to Cincinnati.
Dining Car Service on both
New York and Cincinnati Lines,
serving all meals.
Coolies t-Clednest.
Full detailed information fur
nished on application.
leo. H. Smith.
c.. 2. A.
r.. J. Anderson,
A. O.. Z. a.
New Orleans, LIZ.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

IS LosT-A brown jacket with
red satin lining, between Jen-
nings and the Oil wells. Please
leave at RECORD office.
W. K. ANDREWS, Santo, La.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30
Excursion Rates.

On account euga cement at New Or
leans Of the Metropolitan Opera Go.
for October y and November ] and ,,
we VIII sell round trip tickets to New
Orleans at rate of one and one-third
fare. Date of sale Oct. 81 and Nov. !
and > Return limit Nov. ,.
n. l.. DAVIS. Agent.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

2S~ Water clStel rs, oil tanks.
for wagons or reservoirs, see j.,
3. KiIlinger, jennings, La.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

Good things come IN small
packages. That s why the Ell Cid
Cigar is so popular, at Mitchell
& En- bich.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

A small sum OF money SQtur-
day. Party losing same and
giving satisfactory proof and
paying for this notice can get it
by calling on b. H. Thomas.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

l am now prepared to furnish
oil for fuel purposes in any guam
tity. Call at the Woodworking
Company, H. f. Jeanke, proprie-
tor. 1-SS
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

u uGleA : Restaurant
serves meals, lunches and oy S tiers
Furnished rooms by the day,
week or month.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

The Ell Cid Cigar is made
from tobacco grown on the island
OF Cuba; all hand made, at Mitch
ell & EN- bich.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

~ For oil stock in any Of the
companies see Moses q St.
Germain.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

Rhorer's is the official map
OF Caicusjeu parish. For sale at
Hubert 5 book store.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

Before letting your painting
and papering see Evans Bros.
office, one door south Of G. II.
Morse and Sons.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

Is For the best and latest
parish map, call at Hulburt's
book store and ask for Rhorer's
map Of Calcasieu parish.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

"a Leave orders for coai and
wood with c.. B. Evans. Promp
delivery.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

Moses q St German will
sell you stock in any oil company
in Jennings. See them at Citi-
zenS bank.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30
For Sale.

Shoe store doing good business
centrally located on Main street.
Inq uire of J. G. MANS.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-30

stops the Cough and Works the Cold oil.
Laxative Br0mo Quinine Tabletscure.
II cold in one day. No Cure, No Pay
Price % cents
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-02-19
The place to wash Him.

On one occasion an M. p. of a past
generation not noted for his habits of
personal tidiness was visiting seaside
place, and one day while out in boat
with a sailing party he was swept over
board, but was happily rescued. When
the excitement was over, young fell
low rushed down into the cabin.
''By Jove," he exclaimed, we've
been having such an exciting time on
deckr
'sWhat is it?" asked everybody.
'Mr. Blank was washed overheard"
'I'm glad of IT," snapped fastidious
matron.
Everybody was Mortified.
"Well, 1 am" she explained. Gust
think of that man being washed on
board. ,+London Answers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-02-19
THE HELPFUL WOMAN.
Her Advice to Her Husband and the
Result of Following 1t.

Her Advice to Her Husband and the
Result of Following 1t.
There was once a Woman whose
Husband Depended on the State of
the Market for his Daily Toast. One
Day he Appeared before Her with a
Sad Countenance.
"All is Over, my Dear" said he.
Wheat is Way Down, and l doubt
if after Tomorrow we shall have More
than Ten Thousand a Year to Live On.
1 am Sorry that 1 Married you to Drag
You Down to This, but must Tell you
Sooner or Later. am Ruined Man"
NAY, do not Lose Heart" said his
Wife. ''Can you not Speculate Fur
ther?'
Il cannot" he replied, "for 1 have
Lost my Nerve. My Friends Urge me
to Throw what 1 Have into Copper,
but 1 Dare Not Five Thousand a
Year would Hardly buy Croquettes for
Two. l would Better Keep what 1
have Saved from the Smash"
AT any rate" said she. come Out
and Have some Lunch. Let US Go to
Sherry's and get a Nice Little Bird.
Then you will Feel Better"
"Birdr' exclaimed her Husband.
Unhappy Woman, if YOU see anything
better than Broiled Chicken and Beef
a la Mode for the Rest of Your Life,
you will Do Well. In my present
Frame of Mind l would Suggest a
Night Lunch Cart"
LET us have one Good Meal at
least urged his Wife, before we Die
to the World. l have Twenty Dollars
in my Purse, 1 will Buy our Lunch
with that; after that the Night Lunch. Z"
Every well, for the Last Time" re-
piled her Husband.
Then they went to an Expensive
Restaurant and Ate a more than Salts
factory Luncheon. At the end of it her
Husband said:
81 think Better of that Copper than
I Did,
Then he went Back to Wall Street
and Made Sixty Thousand Dollars in
Thirty-eight Minutes.
This teaches us that Digestion is the
Better Part of Valor.-Century.