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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17
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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17

RFPoRT or 4 GERARD. TAN COLLECTOR.
Grenada. Miss. Aug d.. 1901.
Hon BOARD ~ Mayor and Aldermen:
~ir--I have the honor O" repurt that ]
collected from the taxpayer of this city
TN, following amount Of city tax for the
fiscal wear 1890. from July J. 1901. To Aug. l.
1901. aud the amount herewith stated il all
that I have collected ON said account since
my last report,
Amount collected ia >trcCt.-...-..- --. s9 %
Less - per cent commission ....... -
BY trcasurcr'~ rece. pt.-........ ...-..- s. -
And I hereby certify that / have not di-
rect.v or iudlrcctlv spcculated therein. (Sec
sec. IN+1. Annotated Coded
Respectfully submitted.
\. GERARD. Tan Collector.
y. further business being before the Board
II WIS ordered that Board take recess sub
iect To COLI Of tn, mayor.
SN~ NcOrdsr.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17

Eve may have had her faults. but
she was never overdreSsed.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17
JapanGSG Pile Cure

a New and Complete Treatment. consist
ment and two Boxes Of Ointment. A never
failing cure for Piles of every nature and de-
gree. 1t makes an operation with the
death, unnecessary. Why endure this ter
rible disease? We pack a Written Guaran-
tee In each 81 Box. No cure. no pay. SOC
and 81 Il box; 6 for 81. Sent by mall. Sam.
p1es free.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17
Ointment. 25c and SOC.

CONSTIPATION c csn r by wa! SaUes Dss,
Liver Pellets, the great Liver and Stomach
Regulator and BLOOD Purifier. Small. mild
and pleasant to take: especially adapted for
children's use. 10 doses. - cents Sold at
Second Glass D:"g Store. Grenada. a-22-01.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1901-08-17

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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-06-14

obscure H.
Flow, If The gossippers IN every
community could only be induced
to adopt this new ipno7ation, there
voald be q reyeld5i0n tuat Toui}
compel us 20 sGrape neW a94aaie-
lance rlsh 5h;a verdi, for Old tsiuse
would h@ve passed away and It
would be SO eiargel % t. he or.
recognizable
Use Geo Of q ''seuiug circle," Or
3 Ladies Aid OK society funo-
tiou at WHICH ayar7 3b.oet acqo|!a-
taaca 10 aca djaeaaaaa, ava 2ener2i-
Fl. jaa 3trogtimg rather tIag Q
Complimentary Nahoe5. is beyond
lie s:3aa Of gde average i@agiaa-
t'on.
It ia. been ifuth2ally remarked
;a43 IL Laie 81 Bic aor,1 does not
Foo~ hos tao other half iifes. Il
nas only to ioio sewing society
and Gui cus. B1t vJa}l is 10.
oe b,s;as for 81 parties aapo9rotl
+ he carly 81 bba 6~st part rena.p,
2i.'' P''F9'.''' : '.''''.1 - ~ ~.
Name. ~ ",'y'. y.s .s.''2 5 . -, ~
-'sSf arc ~, 'o''r.'''''s - "''-
parry '.9a,'': @.i' 81 ''.-''
ny IRE ano.7 't.'s' 'l'''' ''.~y'
LH5 "2fa'" cur '>i1g a.t - -
~ many ." gam p2s@as''''4 90 '''.o'-
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aot"1473'1 "P'1 sons aoo'' a'''''
la@ chose hef a. . ;haGefor a..oH5.
sira and hs- character was 'a.5 ~
H., a,,.a.....~ t,}t. ord }lar.
r..
3 Gag carved 5g gbs scalpet &c Cos
.,.e3 j., aa 1r,ar ~
49, e.. -
5e''p'sy' ,oi-' - '''' A..>
malice, a>d seQe5caaa ''y Eaa Fss'a
breath Of sIauder. aat;i tba POOR
er,o.,,ya norba9s. the purest al
,-a,,% ce ,bor,. III IL. bv common
-. .,t.,.:..3 .,rbb.5 and
coh7ehO e.'tas'Spo' 'l' wv '''4''
5ldatraceed 10 grie'@ over 'hef 80
cial undoing, the cauae Of which
she cau onIy imagine.
IT, t.o t,no whom social
,A'-sii o''~ -,
S"Fne1n3S VIII p'-' . i'l9'"''''' = =
Oh Ehe' at present: hopeless hiAoE-
itg who sTeUneonFantlona enough
TO Nereist in taking aooat fh'"ES
instead q people
Save a'l your venom ana spite.
ana ill-hnmor, aud satSasn' a1o
sian3er. untjl share is q i1il ID taao
conversation, and then ven: IL az
on the weather. It's shoulders are
bH3hd md ha5 10 chatacteF &c SUI
ta'1.
S6ascf q million ZINES % pun
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
AMERICA REWARDS FIVE TARs
Recognizes the nersfsm of Bvittsh
sailors Who Rrssaed YANKEES
Crew.

The United States government.
through the Liverpool consr'r;-, has
substantially rewarded htr ssamen
of the Dominion liner Com er"cnlth
for their gallant services in r,scuiug
the crew of the American schOoner
Leading Freeze. which was wrecked
in a hurricane off Portland. Ne. Octo-
Der 10. The Leading Breeze was
bound from Boston. Mass. with .
cargo of salt for PASSPORT. Me-. and
was in waterloggrd ana sinking
condition when sighted by the Com.
monwea!th.
The rescue was effected with great
difficulty in heavy sea. The sehoou-
er's crew was thoroughly exhausted
and the mcn lost everything they pos.
ecssed. When they landed at Liver.
pool they were supplied with all they
needed at the American consulate.
Capt. McCauley. who skillfully Has
died the Commonwealth while the
rescue was being attempted, sd ths
second officer. Matthias. who wss In
command of the bcat'a crew. Will slso
be rewarded.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
CHURCH IN A RAILWAY CAR.
An Arre.esne.t by witch Religious
Dsvetses In Russia Can Excuss
Travel on the Sabbath.

The Russians are naturally devout
people and even when taking long
Journey almost always ccntrive to
spend the Sabbath in some pace where
they can attend church, says London
exchange.
The first travellers on the TRANSIT
herian railway, however, soon found
that this could not easily be done. nd
many of them were sorely grieved at
the thought that if they wanted to
travel In this way they would have to
give up some Of their customary devo-
lions. A happy ideu then occurred to
ore Of them and he at cnce set about
carrying it into execution. Going to
the railroad officials, he kugge st, d that
special carriage be set aside for
church services. andko elcquently did
he argue in favor ofathe project that
he soon carried his point. with the re-
sui. that few days Inter q so,cslled
church car was placed at the disposal
gpf travelkrA. il-3 is51
This car Is seemingly much like any
,ther. and yet It II widely different
Over the entrance Is cross and much
Of the <xte rior carving and other orna-
nentntion has distinctly religious
Significance. The interior has been
fitted with all the accessories of a
church. and anyone entering 1t would
see at once that 1t was intended for
divine worship.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
HEAT STOPS WATCHES.
A Dealer reports rHst high Ts.Dsr-
atuss Brings Epids,ais Of Broken
AainsDFinGs.

"This weather is hot enough to stop
. clock" growled the fat man, AZ hs
got in range with the electric ran, says
the Philadelphia Record. "It is. and IT
Does" replied the jtwelry store sale.-
man, who was his vis-a-vis at lunch.
at stops watches, too"
II haven't worn my watch for week,
so you can't prove 1t by me-" said the
fat man. when discard my vest
discard my watch. It's lying in my bu-
.~au drawer. and It hasn't been going
for week"
~ don't meas that, said the jewelry
store clerk. II honestly mean that ex-
ceAxively hot weather such as this
stopa watches that are kept wound
up and are supposed to he in good run
ming order. During theIa three days
at least so people have brought their
watches into our store because they
have stoppcd. Innearly every instance
II was fomnd that the handspring was
broken. The head Of our watch de-
partm~n. told me this morning that i.
was always 20 when the temperature
got up around the hundred mark and
stayed there for several days. Only he
said he mad never known SO many I'm
stances Ola a. At the present time"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

A story is told OF shrcwdish
scote,wo,ral who tried to wean her
hushard from the dram-shop by em-
ploy,ng her brother to net the part Of
q ghost and brighten John on his way
home. +
Who are you?" asked the farmer,
as the aprarition rose before him
fro.a Ii hind bush.
81 am Aud Nick" was the relIy.
Are you, really?" exclaimed the
rcp-0ha:c, with satisfaction instead
OF terror. "Mon, come ava. Gie's q
shake O. your hand; / am married to
o sister o. yours!"-Tit-Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
RANCH NAMED FOR x'K1NLHY.
fhs Purchase Of WAisA Hisssd oDsa
the Frssidsnt's First ElsetisA
-Grows 0raDs Fruit.

IA GOOD many children Of the male
persuasion have been named after
President Mckinley. but It has re-
ssnained for California woman to
fasten the presidential cognomen
upon q tract Of land. says the Chi
cago Record-Hereld. The first gen.
tleman Of the republic feasted brief
season ago upoa come of the most
luscious fruit Il had ever been his
privilege to sample. Grape fruit 1t
was; large. juicy, grateful and COM
forting. The label, on the basket
showed II to be from 1.-THE Mckinley
tract, Red!ands. Cal" After eating
Of the fruit the president had to sag-
gest the story, end here It is: Mrs.
David Morey. woman who was the
pioneer in the growing Of oranges in
the Re dlans. section. Toasted her eyes
several years ago upon Eine-acre
tract OF land adjoining some of her
property. She wanted to buy, but the
owner said her nay. He wanted the
tract himself.
= Juat before the first Mckinley cleo
,Non. however. the. owner. being In
heed of money. told Mrs. Aorey she
might have the acres. And then 1t
was the le6y's tu-n to hesitate. She
didn't know how the election was 60
Ing. but abe had pretty clear idea
that 1t would be bad for the business
o1 the country j: Bryan were elected.
So she told the owner that If the
election went McKinley's way she
would buy the nine acres. II the
gentleman from Nebraska was elect
ed she wouldn't buy.
Papers were signed on the day the
Official returns were announced.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

The duchess of Fife IL one Of the
most quiet and retiring of all the
king of England's daughters. She
takes the greatest interest in the
bringing up of her little daughters.
Some years since society was very
much disturbed by the case of lit
tie child of high birth, who was nc,
cidentaily found to he covered with
bruises inflicted by q brutal nurse.
The duchess Of Fife said to lady
who was visiting her: "No nurse
would be able to systematically
bruisc my children's bodies, for not
many days go by that I do not bathe
them myself" The lady misunder-
stood and remarked: do you trou>
BILE to stay in the nursery to watch
their toiIets?" II did not ray I
watch" said the duchess, emphatic.
ally. II said battle them myself."-
Chicago Times Herald.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Sask Tar IL Avepss to BaAhtuAs.
The days Of the old forecsstle. hang
away in the dark hold under the for
ward mast, are gone forever, no mat
ter what flag the vessel mny carry.
The forccastle on new steel ships In In
q declxhouse, well forward. On Amer
ican ships II is ventilated like the
=1kipper's cabin In the stern of the
hip. has q skylight and apparatus for
heating. The men used to eat with
their plates ON their knees; now they
have . mess table with racks to hold
the dishes in place in rough weather.
Tanks ON top of the house supply
running water. and the reason modern
tosecastles do not have bathtubs IL
tAAt the sailors would rather take
their baths On deck BY throwing cold
water over one smother.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Emperor wiIlian,'. In Aolent fAiisnAH.
The emperor OF Germany IL always.
meeting with accidents. although on
the middle finger Of his left hand he
wears famoux talixmnn which for
centuries hns been credited with q
supernatural power to protect the
wearer from -axi and injury-ok-s III
kinds. II Ia dark-colorcd. square,
shaped stone. set In q massive gold
ring, and originally belonged to sa.
ladin, from whom II was captured by
q German knight under the walls Of
Jerusalem during the crusades. II
afterward came into the possession
of Ulrich, the fnargrave of Nnrcm-
burg, who was the founder OF the
Hohenzollcrn family. This ring has
been passed down from generation to
generation, one of the most highly
priced and interesting heirIcoms Of
the dynasty. but the kings of prus,
sia of late generations have seldom
worn it until it was inherited by the
present kaiser. 1t is matter of dis
cussion whether he wears it from
superstition or ordinary interest. It
has never left his finger since he
came to the throne, although by this
time he must have lost confidence in
the protective power Of the jewell
Chicago Record.
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Observation-Disclosures
AZ valley Tsrss she Knst sssski~ss
for Her HssbaaA's Daxs-

Martha Warrington was then IS years
Of are. and those who went to the camp
and expected to And her arrayed in
the gowns which they had supposed
would be worn by the generals wife
we're disappointed, writes William Per
rine, in the Ladies' Home Journ3i.
whilst our husbands and brothers are
examples of patriotism" she would say
to her countrywomen, I'VE must be pat
terms Of industry" She did not hesi-
tate 70 wear . brown dress and a
specified apron when receiving fas-
tidious and elegant visitors At Morris
town. It was said afterward that she
scquired her inveterste habit Of knit
ting in her zeal 1t Valley Forge to re-
lieve the barefooted men around her.
On every fair day she might be seen
walking through the rude streets Of
the town Of huts with . basket in her
hand. Entering the hut Of sergeant,
she fosnd him dying on q pallet OF
straw, his wife beside him in the an
guish Of Anal separation. She minis
tered 70 his comfort with food pre-
pared By her own hands. Then kneel-
ing she earnestly prayed with her
sweet and solemn voice for the strick-
en- couple. All day long she was busy
With thees errands of grace, or in the
kitchen ~ the stone house, or in urging
other women to lend . helping hand.
And when she passed along the lines
Of the troops she would some times hear
the fervent cy Of God bless Lady
Washington!' or Long live Lady Wash
ington!' Well. indeed, might the men
feel that they could fight to their very
last drop Of blood with . commander
whose wife. who was formerly the belle
and leader Of her set among the danes
and dansels Of Virginia, was not
ashamed TO be sees darninS his aad her,
own stoekingsi
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
"only One of tn. ki.a."

"There goes truly remhrs ABLE
man." commented the native II
think he is the only one of ths kind;
the model was lost"
'.In what wny is he remarkable? 2"
asked the stranger.
"Why, he is go years old. has been
in public life and more or less prom
inent before the people for something
like 60 years, and never yet has been
referred to as the grand old man. T"
Chicago Post,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Patient-Dcctor, would you mind
stopping at the drug store and paying
for this prescription. I'm shora of
ehange.
Doctor (hurricdly writing another
prescr;p tion)-Excuse me. made a
mistake. iou don't need any nerve
medicine.-Cnicago Chronicle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Hell have been In the next room
asking your father for your hand In
marriage.
She-What was the result?
"Did you hear any noise while I
WINS in thcrc?"
"Gracious! l should think sol"
"Well, suppose you've heard that
silence gives CONSENT" - Yonkers
Statesman.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Scarce has tbs fr.y,i winter left me,
With the coal iii yet to pay.
Ere hear The scrG;d query:
'LedGy. emmy ice tdayr'
Ohio State Journal
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Stubb-Do you notice how the
keeper of this hotel promotes love
making among his guests?
Penn-Yes, he has found that peo-
pie lose their appetites when in love.
Chicago Daily News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Mrs. Chattcrton--I should like to
go shopping this afternoon.
Chatterton-Ht. honest my dear.
/ haven't got dollar in my pocket!
Mrs. Chatterton Qightly) = Oh!
Well, then. you might give me %
cents.-puck,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

"You' are sure you can support
my daughter in the style to which she
has been accustomed? asked the
Heavy Father.
"sure. Nike" answered Our Hero.
with the assurance of youth.
"Well. I'm glad to hear 1t. It's more
than can afford any louger."-In-
dianapolis Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Dill-While in New York wanted n
policeman. and looked in every direc-
ton, but could not sec one. AS was
leaving. one suddenly appeared behind
me. Where do you suppose he came
from?
Crimsonbeak--Why, guess it's q
safe bet that he came from Ireland
Yonkers Statesman.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Lnndleiph-'rhat snowsto-m you
have painted is wonderfully sialistic!
Daubieigh-It mnss be. a tramp
got into my studio one day, caught
sight OF the picture, and unconscious
~ put on my overcoat before he
went out.-Tit-Lits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

WilIfs-Does Rollins board?
Wallace-I suppose not. To-day he
was telling me about burning his
mosth drinking cofYee.-Harlem Life.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
Too End,

Here's a paper that says Boston
supplies the rest of the country with
skeletons"
..It'x too bad"
whats too bad?"
"It's too bad that people should al
ways be poking fun at those thin Bos-
ton girls. "--CleveIcnd Plain Dealer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
HI. Only Objection.

~ love to hear you talk. my dear"
said Mr.. Bc,Sers to his wife, when she
paused to take breath at the end of
the second column of curtain lee
ture, "but your volub;lity is really q
reflection on my wisdom"
p "ilow so?"
"Because word to the wise is SUI
fcient."-Leslie's Weekly.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Tommy-I hate to have ma whip me.
Tommy-That's it; pa thinks she
don't half do it-xo he allns gives me
some, too,-Chicag 20 Record Herald.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
Net Exclusive

Friend-Have you resigned from
the society?
The Ex-Daughter-Yes. There are
too many people with ancestors now
adaysi-BrookIyn Life.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

What q pleasant wife You have, old
fellow! I'm sure she is the kind OF .
woman who makes the best of things"
We'll, yes, so she is. That is. e"cePt
when she tries her hand at cooking,
you now."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Boston ought to keep her beg
CARS at home, think"
What do you mean?"
why. that tramp asked me for ten
cents to help get his spectacles mend
ed."-Chicago Keccrd-Herald.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
A pleasant MelsAssr.

a Pleasant Nelghbsr.
Davis-Is Scratcher . disagreeable
man?
Strait-Disa greeable isn't the name
for II. He's so quarrelsome that he'd
provoke . smi:e.-AIly eloPer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
The Ann rnI Fool.

FIe took the old r.usket corroded.
And no thought OF danger forebodsd,
He said With a .coIf
That II Couldn't SO on,
And found out too late 1t was loaded.
--Ju6re
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

"OEe tal: the world don't know
How the other half l!ves;" ! laugh
When think this refers TO the wife
In regard 10 her better half.
Harlem Life.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

"You know" said his friend. "that
genius has hecn defined as an infinite
capacity for taking palma"
"H'm!" said the lazy man. THAT
rather recorciles me TO the fact that
I'm not geniux!"-Puck.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

She-Ths man l marry must have
done some thing of Importance.
He-Then am the very man you re-
quire.
she-You? Why, what important
thing did you ever do?
He-I Eel in love with you at first
sight.-Tit-Ilits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Experienced Servant = Gentleman
wants to see you, sir.
Mr.. Richmann-Whoi Is he?
Experienced Servant-I couldn't find
out, sir: but, judgin' by his clothes,
he's either tegsar or n millionaire,
sir-N. Y. Weekly.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

vpsessss q Isssat vsv.s..
Last y<ss. aeeordisg to the records
Of The Ladies' Mount Vernon assoeia-
ion, $3.50 persons visited Washing
tons hone on the bank Of the Poto-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

He-I tell you. there's nothing like a
girl and hammock and moonlight
night.
She (demurely)-Perhsps; but be-
lieve most girls prefer to have man
in addltion.-Town Topics.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Friend-what would you recon
mend for rheumatism?
Observation-Disclosures
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
A Lack of Harmony.

Mems interests show difference wide.
BY scms eccentric trick.
II half the world is satisfied
Tht otner half must kick.
Washington Star.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

TAsrs are $4,000. 900 Smiths In the
world. according to statistician.
About half Of them are of the fem
inine persuasion, and most Of the other
hal1 axs naned John.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

Cssa3e Gush-Do you know paint7
willie Enthusiastically, Miss
GuaA, I nevrh noticed it.--Ohio State
Journal.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
O1hcP AliuYenents,

Mr.. Goodman-Why don't you take
the pledge, my good felIsw7
Jaggsby-I!ecause there are too
many other things to taks.-Denver
Tines.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07

0iadys-Ferdy is absolutely good
for nothing.
Ednh-Oh, don't know. He's good
to Practice 'refusa,s" on.-Judge.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1901-09-07
His Opin1Op.

"what is your ideo of = reformer?"
"Well," Farmer Cornt ossel,
'Trom my limited observation, / should
say . reformer il 4 man who is willing
TO promise anythins."-Washinston
Star.