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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Willie-"Pa, who was Shylock%'
The Goodness, boy, You at
tend church and Sunday school every
Week and don't know who Shylock was?
Yen ought to be ashamed of yourself. -.
Tit-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Phrenologist-"Yo Your bump of destruct-
iveness is very large. Are you a soldier
or a pugilistT Subject-'N Neither. I'm
a furniture-mover. "-Tit-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

No trouble to prepare quick breakfasts If
you have Mrs. Austins famous Pancake
Flour. Ready in a moment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

In 1916 our annual consumption of
wool was 45,O00,000 pounds; last year it
was 436.000.000 pounds.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Hands Of.-""What have you got that
sign, Hands OFF, posted outside your
works for?" asked the curious individual.
Because" returned tne jocular mill own
er, my men are on strike. philadelphia
Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12
JACK STRAWS.
A trolley party-the motorman.

A trolley party-the motorman.
Goes against the grain-dry weather.
A good looking mantle sharp detec-
tive.
The careful dentist isn't afraid of get
ting a set back.
Nobody thinks of calling the Chew
mansion an eating house.
Blind obedience is one thing required
in an asylum for the sight!ess.
A vacation period is without doubt
very acceptable point to reach.
Somehow, a Family tree makes some
people what we call overbearing.
How can women play pool? Why,
they could never find their pockets.
You can't provide for a tennis game
without spending money on a racket.
Speaking of money matters, why. Of
course it does. Ii matters great deal
1t does seen as if some women must
be strong minded TO wear such big hats.
OF course. when the surgeon has
vacation, he suspends operations for
awhile.
As to the success of a picture. the
photographcr's negative may be in the
Affirmative.
No" said the candid photographer.
at isn't charity that makes me look for
every body's good points
The collection basket at church is one
thing that phases even the energetic man
who usually puts in for all he is worth
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

beautiful colored picture of Presi.
dent Roosevelt mailed to any address
for 10 cents. Address the Evening Wis
coDsin Co, Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
fast to sunlight, washing and rubbing,

Recent observations seem to indicate
that the incubation period Of malaria i.
about eighteen days.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12
WISE PAINTING

Not much wise painting
done; poor paint, mostly; too
cheap. Nobody wants it
poor; everybody wants it
cheap.
Devoe ready paint is cheap
because it isn't poor; it's I'M
like any other; because we
guarantee results instead of
materials.
Wise painting is-Paint in
the fall and use Devoe.
Ask your dealer; he'll get II fer you. Book
on painting free il you mention this paper.
GOOD-PAINT DEVOE, CHICAGO.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

MRS WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
children tecthing: softens the gums. reduces IN
Elimination allnys pain cures Nind collie. 81
cents bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

No said the candid photographer
sit isn't charity that makes me look To-
everybody's good points
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Il wonder why he married his private
secretary =
well, perhaps he thought that since
she had been regularly mixed mp in the
business long enough to get tired Of it.
she wouldn't want him to tell her all
about it every night when be got home
London Enn.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12


Beaumont Sept. S-Now ffty-twn big
Wrli- 10 the triangle ANA more expected
daily. Duc WIS lost leo HE ,auir and cor
Sirpud"Ht claims Glty.ihlrs. This neld
certainly asrou. safuu HuI beng extended
constantly Sl.td." Toy Vii r,asu one
luuHfrd -usNr.> % one aHSGrcd days
The lHl"G states FGul DI CuupaBy %
81 Pam " uue>a'a. own in, acres deedrJ
iaLd beng 900 against ihc saH& ~ gUshels
u seems i!kr %" town and tha gashe.s
would come together aud HIS l2A aces
arc between them Nothing hut an earth
"nak" 90 change Ne map could keep tais
proplr% ffpu doubling IN value every "a
days nHBHol miss tAe ggsher ground. either.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

The collection basket at church is on,
thing that phases even the energetic MAJ
who usually puts in for all he is worth
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Lady Of the House (suspiciously D.
What good will olive oil, vinegar and Il
pinch Of pepper and salt do your
Perambulating Pete-"Well. you see.
lady. the party at the las house gimme
some cold potatoes; so. if you'll be genrr-
Gus. can fix me up little potato salad"
Brooklyn Eagle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Mrs. Dash-"AGy daughters come home
every day utterly exhausted"
Mrs. Crash-"Goh?'
Mrs. Dash-"No: they are taking a
coarse Of lessons in yacht talk; and they
say the dialect is much more difficult
than golf. Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

WANTED FOR 4. ~. ARMY Aae bodied
unmarried men between ates ~ and 80 citizens uf
United ates of good character and temperate habits
Who can kpePk, read AMI write English. IeeTuitS
fpecially desired for coast and ncll artillery. For
formation apply by mail or in pcrspn TO ilccruitlHg
tfbrrr, 30 Mason Street, Milwaukee, VIZ, Eth h
Main Streets, Dubuque, Ia, 81 Pearl Street Grand
Rapids. Mich, or Phoenix Duii ling 81, Paul. MINI
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Helpless.-Asum-'- you're engaged
10 be married to Miss Strong eb? How
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Too Bad.-"I didn't sec you in church
last Sunday" NO. ! was going. but
at the very last minute / discovered that
/ didn't have a solitary cent for the col
lection rs that soT' Yes; nothing
less than a dime, and no place TO get it
changed. PhnadeIphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12
NOTABLE SUCCESSES

ph' "fh IN Texas produces more oil IT,.
the combined wells Of California. Figure YOUR
profit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

The shortest term Of governors ara
in Massachusetts and Rhode Island one
year each.
Mrs. AUstn's Pancake Flour makes lovely
Pan cakes mullins and gems So good You
always ask for more.
In a commercial sense Porto Rico
is almost entirely without forests.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

As to the success of a picture. the
photographer negative may be in the
Affirmative.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12
5000 TO $500 A YEAR

We want intelligent Men and Women as
Travelling Representative a. Local M2unyers.
salary 5000 10 $500 a year and all expenses.
according 10 experience and ability We also
want local representatives salary So 20 as a
week and commission, depending upon the time
devoted. Send stamp for full particulars and
state position preferred. Address, Dept. A
THE BELL COMPANY, Philadelphia. Pa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

OF course. when the surgeon has a
vacation, he suspends operations for
awhile.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Virginia is consistent. She makes a
strong protest against free ballot and
it would be crossing Of wires to insist
upon free speech.-Detroit Free Press.
Family Secrets-"Maudie's husband
won't let her wear tight bathing suit"
expose tie family skeleton"-B Brooklyn
Life.
Lawyer examining witness)-"Where
was your maid at the timeT Lady-'In
MY eoudoir arranging my hair" And
Were you there also?" Lady indignant
lyt-''Sir!''
Kind Lady-"Why are you crying. lit
tie boy"
Little Boy-"Coz NAV jist made a
example out O me fer my little bruther's
sake. Ohio State journal.
Hands Off.-"What have you got that
sign, Hands Off, posted outside your
works for?" asked the curious individual
Because" returned the jocular mill own
er, my men are on strike. "-Philadelph
Record.
Willie-"Pa, who was Shylock?"
The Father-"Goodness boy, You at
tend church and Sunday school every
week and don't know who Shylock was?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. -.
Nt-Bits.
Benny's Hedge.-"Benny Bloobumper
how do we know that the moon is $40,
900 miles distant from the earth:" Ben
ny alarmed at the teachers manner) re-
piled: "Y-y-you said SO yourself, sir. =
Tit-Bits.
Mrs Niblick-"He has money. good
connections and good principles; what
can you desire more, Carrie?'
Carrie-''I know. mamma. but lust
think of his legs in his golf suit!''-
Brooklyn Life.
They Knew.-Dashaway- you tell
the Briderleys that | was going 10 call
there last nightY' Cleverton-"Yes
How did you know" Dashaway-"T
wedding present | gave them was in the
front parlor. Town and Country.
This note was found in the postofice
recently: Dear May: The reason
dag was bile on my face. | kant laff.
bur you know l love you. P. S.-Burn
this up"-Clarksyille MOI Record.
Mrs. Dash-"My daughters come home
every day utterly exhausted
Mrs. Crash-"Gof?"
Mrs. Dash-"No: they are taking a
course Of lessons in yacht talk; and they
say the dialect is much more difficult
than golf. Brooklyn Life.
Too Bad.--"I didn't see you in church
last Sunday" mo. / was going, but
at the very last minute / discovered that
/ didn't have a solitary cent for the col
lection rs that so" Yes; nothing
less than a dime, and no place TO get it
changed. -PhH1delphia Press.
Il wonder why he married his private
secretaryT
well, perhaps he thought that since
she had been regularly mixed MP in the
business long enough to get tired Of it.
she wouldn't want him to tell her all
about it every night when be got home
London Fun.
Lady Of the House (suspiciouslyl-
what good will olive oil, vinegar and
pinch Of pepper and salt do your
Perambulating Pete-"Well. you see.
lady. the party at the las house gimme
some cold potatoes; so. if you'll be genrr-
Gus. / can fix me up little potato salad
Eagle.
Helpless.-Asmm-'1S you're engaged
10 be married to Miss Strong, eb? How
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

AN'N ~ bl1 SuSh-
ers in the tri- |
angle with aver 1
agingly capacity |
OF 10000 barrels |
each, Geld ex- |
tending daily. |
United States /
Fuel Oil Co. owns /
~ #crcs; bang /
mp against the big
guslers, between
city limits and
tho wells. Can
not II jss oil.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-12

Ii does seen as if some women must
be strong minded to wear such big hats.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05
CIVIL SERVICE MEN
ARE COMING HERE
Chief Examiner and One of the
Commissioners to Sail
In June.

WASHINGTON, May 2s.-Chief Ex-
aminer servon of the Civil Service
commission left here tonight for Homo
lulu, via New York, where he and Civil
Service Commissioner Rodenburg. who
will join him en- route to Kansas City.
VIII look into the civil service in Ha
vail. They expect to sail from San
francisco on June 9Th, reaching Homo
lulu about the 14th, and during the fol-
lowing two weeks an opportunity will
be given citizens of the United States
residing in Hawaii to be examined for
a number of positions in the classified
service there and at Washington. Ha-
waii is entitled to fifteen appointments
in the apportioned department service
in Washington. and five in the appor-
toned Government Printing Office A
number of other offices also are to be
filed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05

committee waited upon me and asked
my judicial opinion as to whether in
the extra session they could consider
anything but the appropriation bills.
told them frankly that did not believe
they could, and / am of the same opin-
ion still. Further than this ! have not
advised the Hawaiians politically.
stand ready to assist any persons from
a judicial and impartial standpoint
tAnent the Legislature, let me say
this l believe that efforts should have
been made to placate the Hawaiians,
for think they are capable of learning
much at the hands of their more ex-
perienced brethren. There are some
able men amongst them.
The strength of the Territory lies in
the wisdom of its lawmakers.'
Speaking OF the office of Governor
and other appointed officials here Judge
Estee said:
am strongly of the opinion that
every officer of this Territory who re-
ceives appointment from the President
should be citizen of some other State
or Territory-who know nothing what
ever of the political situation here.
Send such men down here. and they
partial as all political parties desire.
think also that the judiciary should
be APPOINTED In the same manner. You
pick eut the ablest man Of one party
here and, the other side will set up a
howl. Appoint a man from the OPP
posite side and another howl will re-
suit
LAS an illustration, take Utah in the
days when the Mormons and the Cen
tiles were at swords points. There was
not an abler man in the Territory than
c. C. Goodwin. a Gentle, and the editor
of the Salt Lake Tribune. Had he been
appointed the Mormons would probably
have arose in armed rebellion. Again,
there was the late George @. Cannon,
probably the ablest man amongst the
Mormon people. To have appointed him
Governor would have created the bit
terest animosity on the part of the
Gentiles
Hawaii is the only Territory where
the law expressly provides that its ex-
executive officers shall be bona fide resi-
dents of the Territory. It should not
be so. and therefore / believe 1t would
be the part of wisdom if all the off,
GERS came from another part of the
United States"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05

Il have never been more in earnest
in my life when 1 say to you candidIy
and honestly that l do not want to be
appointed Governor of the Territory of
Hawaii, nor do 1 believe that President
Mckinley has any such intention"
said Judge Estee last evening to an
Advertiser reporter
Judge Estee carefully read the above
article, relative to the rumors of his
appointment in case a change of exeeu-
tives for the Territory was to be made
He smiled when he read that he was
the choice of a majority of Hawaiians
for Governor
| am not in a position to know that, :"
said he. I can assure you that what
ever may be the feelings of my friends
upon this matter, it has been farthest
from my thoughts. l have no aspira-
tlons whatever for the office of Gov
ernor- | was appointed to judicial
office here, and 1 am content to re-
main upon the bench. Furthermore
am not qualified TO take the position
am not. in the true sense of the term,
citizen of this Territory. l have been
here but ten months. and the Organic
Act requires that the executive shall be
bona fide resident That / am not, so
you can easily understand that Presi-
dent Mckinley could not under the cir
cumstances appoint me.
II haye~said nothing about the Gov
ernorship to anyone. 1 never expect to
be the executive here. In other words,
I couldn't accept the Office, or to make
myself more plain-I wouldn't. Of
course, l have not declined; declina-
ton infers, first of all, an Offer
Have you advised the Hawaiian leg
islators during the sessions of the pres
ent Legislature as to their political in
terest?' was asked.
mo. / have not. I have been asked To
make plain number of points which
concerned not alone the Hawaiians, but
every member of the Legislature. At
the beginning of the session some of
them came to me to inquire as to the
proper procedure with bills, and how
they should be presented to the Gov
ernor. | have had considerable exper-
ience in legislative matters. having been
speaker in the California Legislature. /
told my visitors what must be dome
told them of bills remaining in the
Governors hands for ten days which
then became laws
Representative Robertson and a
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05
Telegraph Notes.

Emperor William maneuyereu a prls-
ade of guards at Berlin, and then LED
them through the city. Accompanying
his staff was General Bonner and other
French officers.
The Presbyterian General Assembly
has adjourned after making the fol-
lowing appropriations: Foreign mis-
sions. s130,249; home missions, 500, 800.
freedman's aid, s55. 900; church exten-
sion. $1,000; educational work. $1,000;
educational for colleges and semi
naries, s25 600: ministerial relief, $1o.-
900; publication, 81, 500.
The Presbyterian General Assembly
voted against the recommendation OF
DIR. Samuel Collins for the appoint
ment of committee to perepare list
of consangufnity and affinity within
which marriage shall not be contract
ed The following resolution was pass
ed: 'Inasmuch as the doctrine OF con-
fession that marriage ought not to be
within the degree of consanguinity
and affinity forbidden in the word, nor
can such fncestuous marriages ever De
made lawful by any law OF man or
consent of parties so as these persons
NAV live together as man and wlIe
was not touched by the overture ana
stands unimpaired as TO the general
law of the church, ard by which the
courts of the church are to be guided
in dterninfng particular cases az
tbav NAV arise. IL is the Judgment OF
this general assembly that such sane
tioT, Contemplated Ia the request, Is nor
rao,1fred. and the request is not grant
-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05

goods from those islands must be ad
mitted free of duty.
30 COMMENT OF BRITISH.
LONDON, May 29.-"The world at
large stands to gain something by this
decision by which Congress
may devise for the dependencies
form of government outside the Amer
lean constitution" says the Westmin-
lister Gazette today, discussing the
United States Supreme Courts de-
cision. without the decision the
United States Government would have
been unable to adopt a more liberal
trade policy outside OF America than
within. without disarranging the
whole of their continental sys-
tenn The relation of Ameri
ca to, Europe and the world is
profoundly modified by the new depart
ure. Colonies mean a navy, navy
means naval bases and coaling sta
tions. and naval bases are insecure un-
less they are backed up by the posses
sion of a hinterland This is the logic
of imperialism, and it may lead the
Americans as far as 1t has led u.s.
Moreover, by stepping outside their
continent, the Americans undoubtedly
weaken the force of the Monroe doc
trine. There is a certain reciprocity In
the present arrangements to concilfate
Europeans to their exclusion from
South America, but II the United States
plunges into world politics equipped
with a strong navy and an American
canal. enabling it to concentrate on
either ocean, she can hardly claim to
cor,reta IN the DripPiDIa which limits
liability while putting no limit on her
expansion. The entrance of the United
states on the scene as a world power
rs already regarded as a highly dis
turbing factor by the European chan
ce1lories. The new departure makes it
more important than before for the
British and Americans. by all possible
means, to keep on good terms with
each other and settle by friendly ne
gotiation all outstanding differences. !"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05

CHICAGO, May 26.-Samuel Parker.
Foreign Minister in Hawaii when LII
uokalani was on the throne. and who
arrived here today, in speaking OF ex-s
;s,ing conditions on the island, said:
You hear about the Hawaiian or pa
triotic native party demanding Cover
nor Dole's deposition. It's simply poll
tics. The outs want to get in Tney
assume virtuous names, that's ALL
They have the Legislature, but cannot
get over the Governors veto Of their
pet measures. The islanders are pros
porous under the new regime. To u
fustrate: Before annexation could
only get two or three cents pound for
nv beef. Now can get ten of eleven
cents, and the supply cannot keep up
with the demand. The Porto Ricans
imported as lsborers have turned cut
WE'LL
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-05
TILLMAN AND
M'LAURIN RESIGN
They Will Leave the Senate and
Fight for Rein.
statement.

COLUMBIA. S. c.. May 25-As the
outcome of a spirited debate between
United States Senators B. F. Tillman
and John L. McLaurin at Gaffney to-
day, both of them put their resigna-
-tions in the hands of Governor Nc
Sweeney to take effect November 18th
They have resigned with the under
standing that they are to go before the
people of the State in a joint canvass
and that the sentiment of the people
Is to be voiced in Democratic primary
to be held in November.
Tillman was, last summer, reelected
to the United States Senate for six
years. and McLaurin has yet two years
to serve. Should Tillman be sustained
McLaurin's seat will be vacant If
McLaurin is successful, he will succeed
to Tillman's long term
McLaurin had been invited to Gaff-
ney, and friends of Tillman asked him
to come. too. McLaurin accused Till
man of attacking him. The latter de-
clared that he would resign and meet
McLaurin on the stump. McLaufin
agreed to the proposition. Senator
Tillman later submitted a written
proposition which was acceptable to
Senator McLaurin, except that the lat
ter wanted the election to be held in
October or November, instead of this
summer. McLaurin stated that this
was suggested on account of his poor
health There were several proposals
wanted the race to be confined to
Senator Tillman and himself. The lat
ter declared that he could not dictate
- 20
when the primary should be held or
how many candidates there should be.
The dual designations, as finally for
warded to Governor McSweeney was
by no conditions. 1t reads
eve hereby tender our designations
as Senators for the State of South
to take effect November 18th next.
Yours respectfully" etc,
Under the election methods in this
State. the State Democratic Executive
Committee will arrange a campaign.
and the candidates will speak in each
of the forty counties in the State AT
the primary election the candidates will
be voted for directly. The General AS
semhly merely confirms the action of
the primary. The campaign viii be
pitched a year earlier than expected.
but there are half dozen candidates
in the field Each must specify for
which term he is a candidate.
ATLANTA, Ga, May PA special
to the Constitution from Gaffney, S. c..
says: Senator McLaurin, when asked
about the resignation. said: ''Tillman
made a bluff and I called him. All /
desire is free, fair open fight on the
issues upon which We differ. earnest
ly hope that all others will keep out of
our race, and run for the other Senator
ship, SO that Tillman and / may meet
as man TO man and fight 1t out