Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-16

petent King, painstakin', active an
agreeable, an always willin' to show
goods. He felt thurly tn importnce
iv our visit, cemintin' as it does tn
lieance between tn two great Anglo
Saxon cannin' establishments. / said
we were bound together be a common
language, an he asked me if I spoke
Fr-rinch. | said, Noble King, blood
is thicker than wather." We ought to
he proud iv our blood" said he. I'VE
would shed it for each other" l says.
Eye wud," said he. My prisince here"
says l, ''cemints tn lieance between
U.S." says l. He said it did, but they'd
been so much cemint applied that day
he began to feel like a. cellar dure. He
~graciously asked me III wudden't like
to walk around tn rifle domain as far
as tn railway station. | cud also see
a great deal iv it firm tn window iv
tn car. | thanked him, an as ! was
LAWN, tn Queen ~enthered-wan iv tn
most ~at~-ractIve, ladylike women I've
met | snail niver forget her gracious
smiles l heerd it goin' down tn steps.
| hope Ia people at home appreciates
what I've done fr thin. They'll niv-
er be another war as long as l live.
I've written to Mark to sind FIR Choate.
He might as we'll go home an go to
wurrk. Cincinnati pa-apers please
copy"
TIL mex day, Cy had a gran time
in London. He allowed to pay his bill
in advance an go out tn fr-ront dure
iv tn hotel. Gr-reat crowds welcomed
him, not with tn glad cries iv us ex-
pansive Americans, Duc with such
hearty, bluff English expressions as,
Get out tn way Even tn busmen an
c~ab-dhrivers offered to give him a ride.
That night he was Entertained be tn
Worshipful Comply iv British Mer-
chants That Have Sold Out or Are
Coin To, an We bet Cy made a speech.
Be this time he was orator as well as a
diplomat. Me noble lord chairman.
me noble lords, me noble gintlemen,
me noble walters he says Dye re-
lie that this is wan iv tn most i'm
portant ivints in tn histhry iv tn
wurruld? Ills tn first time I've been
here. (Cheers.) Befure l come to this
fair land, which has so Hospitality well
coined me, an see ye'er noble an even
rile King, they was a great gap be-
tween tn two branches iv tn English
speakin' people. Siy raj times we've
been at tn pint iv war-wonst l
raymimber in seventeen siventy-six an
again in eighteen twelve.I don't know
who STAYED it off thin. Twas befure I
whit into butthrine business. But
that day has gone by. | done it | say
/, but tn others can speak FIR Thin
silves. TIL introduction iv me
Goolden Creamery Buttnerine into ye'er
fair land was tn beginnin' iv this era
iv peace, IN now that we've seen me,
tn man behind tn firkin, ye know
what to expict. Hereafter whin a dis
pute ome up ABOUT a coaIin' station,
we'll take it out iy tn hands Nv polly
ticians firm Irish disthricts an lave it
10 tn comfy on weights an measures
iv tn Chamber iv Commerce. IT'S a
most intelligent body iv which | am
Chairman an have such associate d.
plomats as Higgins tn Machiayelly iv
tn dhry goods thrade. an Hoontz tn
Bismarck iv tn pickle Industry. FIR
we ar-re n~cllonger rivals in business,
but friends, We hayin' retired. We have
tn same language an NANNY iv thin,
tn same bible or bibles, tn same mis-
SLu ddluSbOAouSu. d +UlHltH o0dkSS-
pere Of | have tn name r-right) an an
uncommon lot iv bum actors phyin'
him. We ARE achtooated be a COM
mo purpose fr march an, ankle to an
kle, eeminted so close We cudden't
squeeze a five dollar bill between us,
carryin' to tn ends, iy tn earth, tn
blessins iv civil an religious liberty
an shootin' thin into tn ~inhabitents
therefore an teeachin' thin tn benefits
iv ye'er gloryous TRADITIONS an our
akelly GLORIOUS products, among which
is Higgins Golden Creamery Butth-
rine XXX 1t melts in tn mouth.
That ought to settle IT," Mr.. Dooley
went On. IF Cy was goin' to stay over
| there, we cud adjourn Congress an
| give Mack his time. But tn throunle
Is tn ambassadure may have to come
| back to meet 9 note an thin our re-
lations VIII be about II sans aes ii
County KerTys with England again.
suppose we'll have to keep Choate soaI
he can look afther things whin Cy 4
hcma
was =, divvle m,1s lin snbeusa,