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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

Some men would like to deliver their
own funeral orations
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11
Arc You Using Aliens Foot-E Ease /,

Dealers say that the hammock contin-
ucs to hold its own.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

Some people seem to think they fall into
luck when they fall into debt.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

The girl who fishes for compliments
should BAIT her hook with fattery.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

Even the men who die may feel that
they have much to live for.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11
SneechcS Which Take Tfmc.

A Scottish minister was once asked
how long he would require to prepare
a speech. THAT depends" said he,
upon how much time am to occupy
in it's delivery. If am to speak for a
quarter of an hour, 1 should like i
week to prepare it; il 1 am to speak
for half an hour. three days will do;
if am to so on as long as l like. IN
ready now."-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

The chronic kicker deserves to stub his
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11
When the Ewes Are Sick

A musical composition is often sold for
O mere SOM.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

The coal miner generally finds himself
IN q hole
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

The orange tree is very fruitful; a
single tree will produce 10000 oranges
fit for use. A good lemon tree will pro-
duoa 5000 lemons.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

England has one clergyman to every
G1G people; Ireland, one to every 1910.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11

See advt. Of SM1rHDEAL's BUSINESS COLLEGE
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1901-07-11
66666d Roads R6't R66't5s
!:
In the South.

. EMINENT among the citi-
. zens of several of the South
y ern and Middle Western
,,otoI,1,- ny1icion0
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
WANTED HIS MONEY
Young Man Returns Uncan-
ceIIed Marriage License.
WAS ISSUED LAST JUNE
Young Lady of His Choice
Changed Her Mind.

That the most unexpected things do at
times occur, was demonstrated yesterday
when an erstwhile prospective groom call
ed upon Judge Wilson with marriage IL
cense and requested that the same Re
taken back and his money refunded. The
young man was E. A. Edmonson, OF RIy-
erdale, Kans.. and Miss Barnud, Of
Wichita. was the young lady to whom he
plighted his troth.
Edmonson told his tale Of woe about
as follows: Il had known the young
lady for some time and we became en-
gagged The ceremony was to have taken
place way last June. here I am as much
a single man as ever. Why did she shake
me? Well, you had better ask her. You
see. had made all Of the necessary. pre-
parations to get married and even went
to the expense of getting marriage IL
cense, which, by the way, cost me 1925,
when she told me that 1t was all of and
that I might just as well return the Il
oense, since she would never consent to
marry me. At first I thought it was all
d JOKE OUT nave carried IulS paper
about with me ever since and have about
come to the conclusion that she really
meant what she said at the time. Now,
I don't think that ought to be made to
lose that 1925. didn't get married, so
ought to get the money back"
Edmonson, since being Tilted, by his f.
ancee, no doubt, has worried consider
ably, as his countenance would indicate.
He insisted that the money be returned
70 him, but the Judge informed him that
the marriage license is not a guarantee
that the ceremony will be performed, fur
Judge Haymaker. during his term Of Of
fee. that gentleman was the proper per-
son to see about refunding any money.
Edmonson left the court house in a dis
consulate manner and the last heard CT
him was that he was making his way to
Judge lawmakers Office in the Whine
block.
The marriage license docket in which all
the returns are made after the ceremony
is performed, shows that a license had
been issued to Edmonson last June but
the place reserved for the return is
blank
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
GOT WHAT HE WANTED
Man Asks for Fire Department
Over Telephone.
COMPANIES ALL RESPOND
Desired 10 Request Fireman
to Call for a Horse.

The fire companies were called out yes
terday afternoon and made a quick run
to the corner Of Main and William
streets. The fremen failed to ind a
blaze. and one man had a hard time in
making explanations. The more he tried
to explain the more ludIcrous the situa-
ton became, and finally the hremen re-
turned to their stations. but not before
they had several laughs over the mat
ter.
The run for the companies came about
in a rather peculiar manner. Yesterday
afternoon one Of the horses from hose
house No. l was taken TO the shoeing
shop Of George Boss, on South Main
street, to be re-shod. One of the fire
men from the hose house took him there
and asked that the department be noti-
fed when the horse was ready to be
taken back to the station
The horse was re-shod, and along in
the afternoon Mr.. Boss asked one of his
assistants in the shop to request the
fireman to come after the horse, as the
work had been completed. The assistant
started out and deciding that it would
be easier to telephone 10 the station
than go up there. he stepped into a
neighboring place and asked TO use the
telephone. Permission was given as a
matter of course; but there was another
difficulty. He couldn't md the number
of the fire station on the book. He look
it over very carefully. but the number
was not there. Thinking a little while,
he concluded that Central would know
about it. and he rang up the local office.
The usual NUMBER" greeted him and
then he said: 7 want the IRE depart
ment"
''WelI. where are your"
The man promptly replied and gave his
location, and before he got out Of the
building the fire companies were right
there looking for that supposed fire.
Nothing in the way Of a blaze could be
seen. and then the explanations began.
The hremen were told that there was no
fire, and that the intention was TO have
one of the men come down after the
horse. He came ali right. but the man
did not iRtende that the whole depart
ment should accompany him.
------AAe~-
probably saved g trip for one Of the men.
The conclusion of the young lady at
Central was that there was a fire. as it
is generally known that the public has
no opportunity Of calling up the fire de-
partment unless there IS a fire. The
statement that the fire department was
wanted led to the mistake. The operat-
Ors at the central station. by a connec-
ton with the fire house, can turn in an
alarm over the telephone but the public
have no method whereby the companies
can be reached by telephone.
Nothing serious resulted from the fast
run. but one man WIN probably prefer to
walk to the fire station the next time
he wants a horse returned rather than
call up the telephone office The fremen
smile when the subject Of yesterday AZ
ternoon's fire is mentioned. and say that
was the first time they knew the whole
company had to go after just one Of the
department horses
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
WHAT STEP-DAUGHTER THINKS
Mrs. Nation Arraizned on several
CHARGES bv Her ReIative

Mrs Richard White who IS a step
daughter Of Mrs Carrie Nation. has
come ont in an interview in which she
has discussed the qualities Of Mrs Car
re Nation as a stepmother. The senti-
ments expressed about Mrs Nation are
Of no uncertain tone and VIII undoubted-
~ prove OF interest to citizens Of Kansas
At the present time. Mrs. White lives In
Columbus. 0.
The interview was given 70 a core
spondent Of the Cincinnati Enquirer ard
was published in that paper. The article
il as follows:
Mrs. Carrie Naton's qualities as a
stepmother were feelingly discussed to-
day by Mrs Richard white of - south
High street. who Is Mrs Nations step
daughter Her sentiments may pc core
rectly inferred from her opening state
ment;
Mrs Carrie Nation talks about whisky
breaking Up homes. Il is not the only
ching that does that Mrs Nation her.
self has been the means ~ breaking up
a nome II it had not been Cor her Z
should never have been here
While Mrs White IS not destitute she
IS by no means in good Circumstance
She supports herself ~ sew.ng and IN
thu pension she receives ae sf3ierz
widow she loves her father whose pie
t1re bangs upon the walls - her ltte
parlor.
II dld rot vtay AZ home after ny
father married his second we ai1
she.
II wos Gus, yauuz rrl sst would
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
D0LD'S TRADE SOUTH
Chief Clerk Harrison on a Tour of In
specti0n Of Sub-Aeencies

Mr. ]. D. Harrison, chief clerk Of the
accounting department Of the Jacob Dold
Packing company, left Sunday for an ex-
tended business tour of the south. His
principal objective point viii be Oklahoma
City. where is located the largest dis
tributing agency of the Wichita house.
The Dold business in the Southwest, es-
pecially in the Oklahoma territory, has
been steadily growing, and now the sew
eral branch houses reporting TO the
Wichita plant direct have grown to very
large proportions and are doing a heavy
business. It was early found impracti-
cable for the Wichita plant to control
all the territory adjacent TO this point,
and sub-ageneies were established at con-
venient points for the better handling q
all packing house products, the output
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
MATER is DISMISSED
County Commissioners Knock On
Viola School PrOpOs tiOn.

County COmmiss toner's Knock Ont
Viola School PrOpOs tiOn.
At the meeting OF the county commits
sioners yesterday the members present
decided TO dismiss without prejudice fur
Their proceedings in the matter Of the
appeal of the Viola school district he
cause Of a failure to serve the proper
notices as is required in such cases. This
is the matter relative 70 the redistricting
of the school boundaries by County Su-
perintendent Colville.
President D. A. Wilson is at mis- home
i'll, and in consequence this fact Mr..
Ballentine was elected president pro tenn
pore Of the board. Henry Hoppe. town
ship clerk of Illinois township. rendered
his resignation to the board yesterday
because Of the fact that he is about to
remove from the state into Illinois His
resignation was accepted and F. NJ. Nit
chel was appointed in his place.
Upon the recomme ndation Of County
Attorney James Comfy, the $4,000 surety
boaa filed by Fred Williams as clerk Of
the district court, was approved and &C
cepted
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
To All My Friends.

After drinking to excess SO that I could
not hold a position OF carry money in
my pockets. was persuaded 10 take
Dr.. J. J. AIcKanna's famous three-day
cure some two months ago. and have
not had the least desire for a drink since
that time. My wife. mother and father
all look brighter and happy to see such
a change in my life. Money could not
induce me to even try to take another
drink Of intoxicants. Would be glad 10
talk to anyone about the cure
". A DODsON. 5l3 South Emporis-
Or. J. J. McKanna is at the Manhattan
hotel this week.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
TWO NEW BOATS
Neal Fishing Club Lets Contract for
Them.

The Neal Fishing club yesterday let the
contract for the construction of two boats
for use at their preserves at Neal, Kans.
The boats will be good ones and Wichita
parties secured the contract. The bos IS
will be taken to Neal IS soo1 ~ complet-
ed The club house which has been in The
course Of construction tor some time is
one of the best in the country ar1 the
Wichita men who are in rhe organization
are enthusiastic over the clubs PROJECTS
for a splendid season Of fishing.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
JOHN OILS WILL PROBATED
He Was an ola Resident OF Gypsum
Township.

The win Of John Ohl who del In
Gypsum township last January, vas of1er-
ed for probate yesterday. The WI pro-
vides that his son. Peter onl. be made
executor without bond.
The latter is given a quarter section Of
land. while a number of other cldld1en
were given fifty dollars each under the
provisions of the viii.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
TO PURCHASE FALL GOODS
A. VI. colds tandt Leaves for the East
To-day.

Mr.. A ~ Goldstandt leaves today for
New York TO purchase stock for the
wholesale house Of the Goldstandt-powell
Hat company. Mr.. Goldstandt wln be In
New York for several weeks and the
goods which he contracts for row is that
of the following fall. Merchants, at the
present time, are buying their fall goods
which is several months ahead of time
While away Mr. Goldstandt will contract
for the greater portion of the winter
stock. also.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
TRIED EVE nOCTORs

Mrs. Frances L. Sales of Missouri Val
ley. Ia, writes ~ had severe kidney
trouble for years, had tried five doctors
without benefit, but three bottles Of
FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE cured me-"
G. Gehring, 400 E Douglas; Geo. Van
Werden, 1928 n. Main; Wichita Drug Co,
10 E. Douglas; Gus saur, 81 3. Douglas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
SHE CHARGES ABANDONMENT
Honda sues Amet AEOsrsh for Divorce
and GIimOny

In the district court yesterday Honda
sued Amet AIosrah for divorce, alleging
failure to provide and gross neglect.
The complainant claims that her hus-
fband deserted her about three years ago.
They were married June Is. 1890. Mosrah
is said to have considerable money.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
ca NC ER

Sufferers from this horrible malady
nearly always inherit it-not necessarily
from the parents, but may be from some
remote ancestor, for Cancer often runs
through several generations. This deadly
poison may lay dormant in the blood for
years, or anti you reach middle life, then
the first little sore or ulcer makes its ap-
pearance or = swollen gland in the
breast, or some other part Of the body,
gives the flrst warning.
To cure Cancer thoroughly and perma-
nently ali the poisonous virus must be
eliminated from the blood-every vestage
Of It driven out. This S. S. S. does, and
is the only medicine that can reach deep
seated, obstinate blood troubles ike this
When all the poison has been forced out
of the system the Cancer heals, and the
disease never returns.
Cancer begins often in small way, as the
following letter from Mrs. Shirer shows :
A small piuapie came on rly jaw q bout u iuca
below the cr on Tie left side OF nv face Y E2EH
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
FROsT RITEs AID CHTLRLAINs

quickly cured by BANNER SALvE. the
most healing remedy in the world. 9.
Gehring 400 E. Douglas; Geo. Van Wer-
den. 32S n Main; Wichita Drug Co, 10
E. Douglas; Gus Saur, 524 E. Douglas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26

Woans greatest gift is the power inspire admiration
respect and love- There is beauty in health which IS more
attractive to than regularity of features.
The snap and spirit which health gives to the eye, the
movement and the speech are full of magnetism
Sickly women can't understand this
They only that they miserable and their efforts
to be attractive langud and weak.
influence in the world is limited by her strength
and the strength Of health is real strength
brings with it beauty and grace and loneliness Of dis
position.
To be successful wife to retain the love and admiration
of her husband should be womans study If
would be all may she guard well against the signs
of i'll health.
Regular and painless mentruaton is absolutely necessary
The help which Lydia e Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound gives to women who attacked by any dis
order the feminine organism real permanent help It
cures all weaknesses Of the organs and makes It possible for
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26

to be from Wichita The particular bust
ness Of Chief Clerk Harrison is to check
up the branch distributing agencies and
arrange for enlarged facilities for the
handling Of the spring trade. which from
present indications viii be among the
heaviest of any year in the history Of the
plant. All these laterals located south
of Wichita are directly subject to the
Wichita house, and all their goods for
their trade are supplied from here.
J. A Lambert of Rachel. n. c.. writes:
Il heartily endorse FOLEY's KIDNEY
CURE. It does what you claim it viii
do, and there is nothing equal TO it, and
I thank you for the good Il has done me-
Accept no substitute. c. Gehring, 400
E. Douglas; Geo. Van werden. 32s N
Main; Wichita Drug Co, 10 L. Douglas;
Gus Saur, 524 L. Douglas
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26

re no pain OF ircorven-
cince. and Z s5cald have
forgotten about Il had L
not begun 70 inGsue ard
ifch T: Il would bleed a
little. then sab Over. but
would &c. heal This
continued for some tfr1e.
when nv jaw began 70
sweII. D ccouirE very
painful TIE Cancer -
gan 10 est and spread.
until 4 was as large as 4
half dollar. when I bead
Ct 8 : 5. and detcruin-
ed 70 give i = FAIR t-ial.
and i was remarkable
what q wo11erful effect
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
PImnIee and RIackhends

Removed Send . cents and by return
mail we will send you one of lie Roy's
saturated cloths. Guaranteed.
LIE ROYS MEDICAL CO.,
Toneka Kans
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26
COMING LOCAL EVENTS.

The Tuesday Evening Dancing cub
viii not meet again until after Lent
Members az the L. r K p. are re-
ouested 20 be present this evening ior
rank work.
The Ladies Of the G. A F. Sewing CIR
Gle viii meet Tuesday, February 3. II
the home Of Mrs. Thomas shaw, 81 south
Tooeka
The lola Rebecca lodge. No IL. VIII
give an Illustrated musical aad literary
entertainment al their hail 81 TIE Palace
block. West Side. Friday evening
a meeting 4 the Altar Chapter Vii b.
he,d AZ 81 Johns church today al hst
past three. business u Importance L is
hoped every member win be present
The chsirnen of the different commit
tees. and all ladies' interested IN The New
Fashioned fair. wiu have the.r last raret-
ing at the TEani.ton hotel t75ay AZ 1.s3 3
m and 4 fuH attendance s. desires ~
there is business If importance and
committees t. appoint
The r.sdsas' AuxiIary = Tie 7 =
A vii ztvs a social toaight ~ roo1ns =
N g ove- Is Ncrth alaln. n hon-
or y Mss E4sh johnson. srss-s@nt =
the auxl-farv. vho wl soon lezvs tae
cltv Members and frien5s e taH a-
c.a-on are expected 70 ae present
Al orss RAJ csztsst ~ ~ q e
silver -uesal viii D. h@a u ls A<
Street p~ss1r ts-.an church Tuesday e~-ea-
ing Fear1ary = rs TIE Glass Is CORE
posed ~ SIX young ladies A zsasc pro
gram hzs oeen arranged TIE sfern
ueus IS under the 4-recron q Mss TIa-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26

VFul Be osenea slaT S ~ ~sta tl-e1xa
passenger service FROM s. Logfs 7=r -
Psnasy -va-sal-a a-s ere .nes 81
Tr.sia-.a--s ess1uszs ase AEF1 ker
ra--seulars ca1l 81 q aa1rsss = r. c1es-
ss51EA. ASST c. ?. Az. - Lzzaz ~.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-02-26

MS 1Iyrta powezl who has 5eaa sta1-
ozrzph4r r. he NauanA EarE Cm-
aiezos Tor several years. as sese-e1 o
aeesrs -.os.,z7u n A1nme1tl.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-04-25
ANOTHER BIG SALE.

Marks May Sale Will Be Bigger and Bet
ter Than Any of Its Predecessors.
While the last sale of the E. Mark
Live Stock company was one Of the
biggest ever held in this village, the
management is sanguine that the May
sale will eclipse anything of the kind
ever held in Princeton. y.
There will be horses of every kind,
weight and color, ready to do any work
you have for horse flesh, from drawing
your CARRIAGE to pulling the pillow;
mich COWS, mules, wagons, buggies,
farm machinery, household goods, any
thing and everything that you may
need. The sale will occur on Saturday
May 4, rain Or shine, and the same
easy terms, as heretofore, will govern
all sales. Don't miss this opportunity
to get just what you want at your own
price and on your own terms.
F.. MARK LIVE STOCK Co.,
E. Mark, Auctioneer.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-04-25
SCHOOL NOTES.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The ball boys are all nursing.
sore arms this week. 80. ~ -z...s ).
The Cicero and German classes
have begun their final reviews.
Some Of the girls Of the fifth and
sixth grades are planning a picnic
for next Saturday. -, -.
Lee Jones and Stella Sausser are
absent from the high school this
week on account of the humps.
Two new books have been added
to the library, Alice of Old Vim
cennes and The Honorable Peter
Stirling. "
Miss Harmon was called home
Saturday by the serious illness of
her father. She returned Monday
evening.
Friday is Arbor day. The school
will plant trees in the forenoon
and in the afternoon will be given
a half holiday.
The mumps have nearly reached
the epidemic stage in the school.
Many Of the pupils Of the lower
grades are suffering from this
disease.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-04-25
To StOck=RaiSerS,

The thoroughbred Percheron stall
lion, Herman" will stand for the sea-
son at our farm south of the village,
CLAY VanAlstein's residence), on the
Elk River road. Herman is a black
Percheron three and one-half years
old, weighs l,6l0 pounds and is splen-
did animal, active and powerful, and OF
a good, gentle disposition Prices of
service: Single leap, $500; by the sea-
son, $500; to insure, $1,000. :.
n Also, for limited service, Captain, .
a registered Cruikshank ~Shorthorn
bull, a: fine animal from Judge Searle's
herd at ST. Cloud. Price Of service
$780, spot cash. 81. 5:-.. !, s 1922
J 3. NJ. VANALsTE1N & Sons, Owners.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-04-25
VINELAND.

Mr.. Sullivan's little two year
old son is very sick.
Messrs Rodgers and j. Collins
spent a few days in Brainerd on
business.
Silas Lund from Milaca saw
mills is up here to work at Daigles'
saw mill.
DR.. Bacon, from Milaca came
up Friday to see Mrs. Tillsbery.
She is still very sick.
Hon. j. V. Brewer from St.
Paul, who spent last summer here
in writing history of the Indians
is here again to continue his work.
There was a dance in Daigle's
hall Friday night, a good time is
reported by those who attended
moreso in the morning after the
ladies had gone home.
We are all rejoicing on hearing
the news of a railroad, but some
are seen to smile and shake their
heads, for so many have been
talked of and none seen.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-04-25
BLUE HILL.

Frank Morrill, has new wind
mill.
Ed. Pratt has moved into his
new home.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Morford
have a new boy.
Vet Cone has arrived and taken
possession of his new home.
Chas. Brande made flying trip
to Minneapolis Thursday last.
Mrs. Hartman Camp is visiting
her mother at Becker this week.
The boys met and practiced base
ball near Reed Gladden's last Sat-
-urday afternoon.
M. S. Rutherford & Co., have
become the owners of: the we'll
known Rollins ranch. -.
M. Mhlerman has purchased a
number of COWS and will patronize
the creamery at Princeton.
Shuman Thompson who recently
arrived from Ohio has purchased
Emory Winans place of 40 acres.
r. Mr.. Matteson has recently pur-
= chased 100 acres railroad land lust
south of Marion Northway's place
for pasture. - I
Henry L. Galbraith expects to
leave soon for the southwestern
part of the State where he will
take charge Of a Methodist parish.
Mrs. !Chas. p. Brande received
the bad news that her father was
very sick at his home near Alex
andria, S. Oak, and left Thursday