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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
TO EXACT PAY FOR
USE OF STREETS.
Street Department Inspectors Will
Measure Platforms and Switches
on Public Streets.

Street Commissioner varrelmann has de-
tailed force OF inspectors to prepare
statement showing the number of switch
tracks crossing public thoroughfares and
the number Of platforms and other OBJ
structions encroaching upon public space.
The reports will indIate the lineal feet OF
track and the square feet of distractions.
The Information is being procured with
practice the system Of compensation for
special privileges. Chicago. New York.
Buffalo and many other cities obtain q
large annual revenue from this source, and
officials of the Board Of Public Improve
ments think this municipality should charge
individuals and concerns for the favor Of
utilizing public space.
President Phillips Of the Board Of Public
improvements has given the subject much
thought. and, while in Buffalo and Chicago
recently, made personal investigation In
to the methods prevailing there. Upon his
return last Saturday he submitted his con-
clusions to Mayor Wells, who requested
tnat the Street Department make a general
investigation into encroachments in this
city.
ofncials Of the board are also planning
20 enforce the ordinances forbidding the
throwing Of articles in the streets and al
Aeys Chief OF Police Kiely has directed the
police to arrest all persons caught in the
act OF violating the code, but SO far no
cases have been brought into court, The
board will send out several inspectors. or
ask for several detectives. to keep watch
near premises where streets and alleys are
dirty, and apprehend any person throwing
rubbish. Members OF the board believe a
few arrests will have the result Of stop
ping the nuisance.
The board yesterday approved the plans
OF the new City Hospital buildings, and
designated July 10 as the date for receiving
proposals for constructing the brick ediflces
In conformity with an opinion rendered by
City counselor Schumacher. the board
decided not to amend the ordinance for
lighting public buildings. but to get speci-
ncations ready and be able at the next
meeting to arrange for advertising for bids
Tor lighting the public buildings for one
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
SALMON TRUST FORMED.
Company Will Control Nine.
Tenths of the Salmon Business.

Chicago. July 1.-The Chicago owners of
the Pacific American Fisheries Company
were notified to-day Of the closing of me-
gotiations for the transfer of their plant
and Navigation Company. the proposed SAL
mon Trust. The Chicago people refused to
go into the deal except in a straight sale.
They named their price. and It was ac-
cepted. The Pacific-Amerfcan Fisheries
Company was organized in 1899 with q
capital Of 100000.
The combination will include some thirty
companies and will control nne-tenths Of
the salmon packing business of the coast.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
PE0RIA's FIRST cHAuTAUoUA.
Senator Thurston and Ex-Minister
DENLY Orators Of the Day.
REPUBLIc SPECIAL.

&EPUBLIC SPECIAL
Peoria, ILL.,, July 2-Peoria's first Chau-
tauQua Assembly opened tonight under
unfavorable weather conditions. A large
audience was present, however. to listen
20 the addresses by John M. Thurston,
United States Senator from Nebraska. and
Charles DENLY Of Indiana, former United
States Minister to China
Ex-Minister DENLY, In hts address, dealt
with the conditions In the Orient, and de-
clared that no permanent peace could come
in China until the Chinese give absolute
protection to foreigners and foreign inter-
ests. and until the foreign Powers quit
their land-grabbing.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
LABoRER FELL THIRTY FEET.
Plunged Through skylight and
Was Imprisoned in Store.

Thomas o'Donohoe, while cleaning win
dow at the Grahame Dancing School, on the
second floor at No. 1904 Olive street, yester-
day fell through q skylight from the roof
to the ground floor distance Of thirty feet
He sustained fracture Of the arm and q
sprain of the wrist.
When he got on his feet he found himself
shut up in q vacant store. All Of the doors
were locked and It was some time before his
cries were heard. Then 1t required. several
minutes to get the door key to release him.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
KILLING LIVE STOCK.
Hundreds Of Mules Have Died
Cattle Attacked.
NUBI.nc GPECIAL

36POBLC SPECIAL
Memphis. Tenn. July 1-Reports from
has eained q foothoid and ai is causing d alarm
and much loss Of live stock. Doctor Sol
Mcdowell, q well-known planter. and man
eger Of the Richardson plantations In the
Delta. says that the disease is causing
panic among the planters in Bolivar Coun-
". In that section. Charles Scott has al
ready lost eighty-five head Of mules, Frank
ecott, thirty, and w. J. Terrell, fifty. Over
90 mules have died In an area Of fifty miles
Besides mules and horses, cattle are also
suffering with the disease.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
Mr.. COMPRESS CONDITION.
Labor Leader Is Rapidly Recover
ing From His Injuries.

Washington, July 2.-President Gompers
OF the Federation of Labor, who suffered
confusion Of the brain. as result of a
fall from street car last week, is progress
ing rapidly toward recovery He will 20 to
Deer Park. Md. Tomorrow.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Let q Contract for New Courthouse.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Harrisburg. H., July 1.-The Saline Coun-
u Board OF Supervisors let the contract
for building the new Courthouse in this
city to Robert King and J. B. Ford, both
Of this city. under the supervision and ac-
Gaddis OF vincennes, Ind. Their bid was
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
ESCAPING PRISONER KILLED.
Jumped From Train While It Was
Going 40 Miles an Hour.

Pine Bluff. Ark, July 2.-Sheriff T. s.
White Of Waynesboro. Tenn. passed
through Pine Bluff to-day with the remains
Waynesboro on a charge of murder in the
first degree He had been captured in Waco,
Tex, and near Stamps. Ark, jumped from
the train while It was going forty miles an
hour. His head struck the rail and he was
instantly killed.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
Half-Breed Kills . squaw.

Omaha, Neb.. July IA World-Herald
special from Chadron. Neb., says: :.
"A half-breed Indian squaw was killed
Sioux Indians are collected In large num-
bers to celebrate the week Of the Fourth
of July. This celebration lasts all week,
and great deal Of promiscuous shooting
IL always done.
:"Nels shangrau. half-breed, did the
killing. It is thought that It was acci-
dental. but Investigation will be made
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Mayor G. y. Frye Resigns.
REPUBfLc SPECIAL.
Mattoon, H.. July z-MAyor Cnaitee II
FRYE. Assistant SURGEON General Of IL III.
Yofs National Guard. with rank OF Leu.
tenant Colonel. ard attached 70 the eeeone
brigade. has rendered hin resiSuattou-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Excursion to Northwest. fipe Eurupean ana
American plan, Hotel Metropolitan. Sc. Pant
Lakes and Buffalo. Best location. cars froA
depot
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
Convicted ana Sentenced.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL. =.
) Richland. Mo-. July IA special term OF
Circuit Court was held at Waynesville 70
day Dan Bryant convicted of burning tne
barn Of his neighbor. joe Laquey, win Two
horses, farming machinery and grain, re-
ceived five years. sentence. W1ilianl
Eaton for burglary was sentenced to Two
Years.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03
Night Drive FoIIowea by:weadi

Night Drive Followed By Weddiag.
REPURLIc SPECIAL.
Miss Annie Lewis. both Of Centralia, left
Odin at midnight last night and drove .
distance Of seventeen miles arriving here
ried in the parlor Of the Hotel Curtin.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Drowned While Bathing.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
Golconda. ILL.,. July 2.-William Harris OF
Ozark was drowned yesterday at Glendale
a small town west of here, while bathinS.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Effingham, H., July 4-To-day Was the
to the nriesthcod OF rather Louis W. Lam
inert. pastor Of So. Anehony's Church u
this city. and the occasion was duiy ceie.
from different portions Of the State, and
the large congregation Of st. Anthony =
The Reverend Mr.. Lammert came here N
vice in the priesthood in that city. A special
mass was sung in the morning ana In the
afternoon q reception was rendered the rev.
erend father.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

RECIAEN 000oUb
M0AAay.
BREAKFAST.
Moulded Cereal, CfUaR.
Creamed Salt Cod, Pain 3oeo3oo1k
Corn Pone. Co6eA
LUNCH.
Minced Chicken and EgxA
Potato Roll,
Cereal comss
DINNER.
Pea Soup,
Hot Veal Loaf. MAeho0 YOen0oo1b
Escalloped TonnatoooaI -.
Fruit Salad
Waters, Ce6sA
TaesAay.
BREAKFAST.
Fruit,
Dried Beef Relish. Creamed Poea4ooA .
Sally Lunns, ComsA
LUNCH.
Cold Veal Loaf, CucumD9s
Fruit Dumpiings, Cream.
Tea.
DINNER.
Fruit Soup,
Brofled Steak, New Pote4oees
Cold Slaw,
Strawberry Bavarian Cream COMA y
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-07-03

Fovrth OF July ut Creve Geo. 1Akss
SPECIAL, SCHEDULE via
DG1SSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY.
Trains leave Union Station morning ok
Fourth a. m, 9:15 a. M. I'D p. N. - p.
m and $50 p. m. Leave Crsve Occur Laks
I o. m and 9:45 .. m. Rate. % cents TOR the
round trip. Many extra attractiono WI b
offered at the lake both day and evening
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24

winter a musical atmosphere which is
most pleasing to the other guests.
Mrs. Jones has one boy, Henry, a high
school student.
JEPSON-A typically Minnesota woman
is Mrs. Ada Whiting Jepson, of Mime
apolis, whose parents came to Clearwater
in 1865. She was born at Clearwater and
is graduate of Carlton college, an ac-
complished musician and has a flexible
clear voice, to the cultivation of which
she has devoted a great deal of her time
The marriage of Senator and Mrs Jep-
son was the result of college romance.
They were fellow students for seven
years at Carlton college and graduated
together in 1888, and were married In 1889.
While she is not a club woman Mrs.
Jepson has been for years president of
the Ladies' Congregational Missionary
Association of Minneapolis, which acts in
conjunction with the eighteen Congrega-
tional churches of that city.
She is a graceful and always willing
hostess.
Mrs. Jepson has three daughters. Kath-
crime, a ten-year-old miss. Lydia ana
Baby Charlotte. She is a student of DO
litical questions only so far they affect
municipal government, and upon that
question she has decided ideas. Mrs.
Jepson is fair and tall
SHEEI1AN-Mrs. Adah Hyde Sheehan.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24

married to Senator Halvorson at Daw-
son. She received her education in the
Wisconsin schools. Mrs I4alyorson 10
essentially a home body, a lady who
finds no time for club work, but an
earnest helper in the work of the
Lutheran church of which she is a COM
municant She is pleasant and courteous.
with manner which puts one at once
at ease
She has four children, the oldest
daughter now a student at the state
university; another miss, who has lust
carried off gold medal in a high school
eratorical contest, and twin boys. who
are little young yet for school. Mrs.
Halvorson entertains a great deal, bur
always informally.
MGOWAN-M Julia Crosby McCow-
all Is the daughter Of Minnesota pioneers
She is charming lady. fair and gracious
or manner and prominently connected
with numerous Flour City women
clubs. She, is member OF the Catholic
Order of Forosters, Ladies Auxiliary, =.
0. H., Plymouth circle and Druids.
Mrs. MCGOWAN was born at Faribault
and married in Minneapolis at old ST.
Anthony church in 1856. She is a sradu-.
ate OF the ST. Anthony convent, the alma
mater of SO many of the Catholic ladies
OF Minneapolis. She is very active in
-church work and takes a special interest
In the welfare of the inmates Of the
orphan asylum at Minneapolis.
Like Mrs. ]. A. johnson. Mrs. Mct5ow-
an is an EXPERT angler, and upon fishing
excursions. her boat is always the favor
lite one, she being considered a mascot
Tor those who seek the fnnv tribe. Ono
OF her favorite methods of conferrins,
graceful compliments upon her intimate
friends is to send a little string of fish
just after one of her excursions. Mrs
McGoWan has an only son, Thomas. now
fourteen years old. and at high school
JONES-Probably the most p3,-uiar
lady in Morris is Mrs. Nellie Butterfiel
Jones, wife of Senator E. j. Jones She
is one of the brightest of the legislative
ladies who are making St Paul a winter
home just now. Mrs. Jones is the daugh-
ter of DR.. Butterfield, prominent Gill;
ben of Waupun. Wis, where she was
born
She studied at the Wisconsin school.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24
BOLD BIT OF SURGERY.
Reconsideration Effected by Squeezing
!: Mans Heart.

A remarkable story is told in a Danish
medical periodical relative to the treat
ment of a patient who had become as
phyXlated from the administration of
chloroform. The operating surgeon was
a certain DR.. Mag. but the method
which he employed had previously been
suggested by DR.. Prus. of Lenberg
A laborer, twenty-seven years old. who
had suffered from sciatica. was to be
operated upon to relieve that trouble.
Chloroform was given and the opera
ton begun. The patient struggled. how
ever, and when the process of anaesthe-
STA was carried further he stopped
breathing. Several expedients were re-
sorted to in order to restore respiration.
but in vain. And there was no longer
any pulse.
In this emergency DR.. Mag opened
the chest, detached portions of the third
and fourth ribs two and half inches
long, and turned them back with the
flap of flesh. Through the opening thus
made, he thrust his hand The heart
was firmly grasped and compressed ryth-
mfcally. After a few squeezes that or
gan began to beat naturally 1t was
necessary to employ compression again
at times, ard also to initiate the lungs
artiflcially. But by these means the
patient was kept alive for eleven hours
and half, and DIR. Maag is inclined to
believe that the man would have recov-
cred were it not that one of the pleura
was accidentally punctured.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24

wife OF a st. Paul senator, is one OF the
most attractive of the senate ladies' Mrs.
oneehan is living at the Ryan for the
winter, but has charming st. Paul
nome. she Is very clever little lady,
wen read and fine talker. Fair, lissome
ana or medium height, she is a tasteful
dresser and good to look upon.
MRS: sheehan is club woman. is con-
nected with various local organizations
she is capital hostess and entertains a.
great zeal. Mrs. Shcehan was an Iowa
girl, and was married at Mitchell 10 In
1889 ~ III
She possesses to a rare degree that
siXtn sense Of woman. tact She is not ct
an interested in politics, but is wei
Versed upon current events and has a cuI-
tivated literary taste
She is a fine musician ard spends O.
great deal of time at her piano. The two
cniloren are Ora, seven-year-old daugh.
ter and Gordon E., four-year-old SON,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24

musical education Of many Of the
younger set there. A regal hostess, Mrs.
Jones presides over one of the prettiest
village homes in the state.
Mrs. Jones is striking in appearance,
dark-haired, dark-eyed and fair Of COM
plexion. She is tall and has q splendid
bearing. Transformations and genial, she
has for her friends the entire population
of her home town. She has materially
assisted in creating at the Windsor this
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-24

received there the beginning of splen-
did musical education. which has proved
O blessing to Morris. Through her efforts
that little city has become musical
center of note. Through her efforts there
was started there, some time ago, the
Bohemian club, whose object it is to
study music and encourage local talent.
She is fine pianist, and has a beauti-
ful soprano voice She has trained the
singers Of Morris and superintendent the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-12-20
- -
STANDING OF TEAMS.
DENISON BOWLING LEAGUE.

Three straight games and a total of
226 pins was the dose administered to
Dunlap by the Denison bowlers on the
Dunlap alleys Wednesday night. Dun
lap having defeated a picked team from
Denison short time ago, Immediately
challenged Denison to select her best
bowlers to bowl against the Dunlap
team at that place. The challenge was
accepted at once and arrangements
made for the game. 1t is all over now
and Dunlap has come to the conclusion
that they were out of their class. The
game was a beautiful exhibition of
bowling from start to finish, and was
won entirely upon its merits. On sew
eral occasions the Dunlap rooters tried
to rattle our boys, but the cool heads
and the good judgment of the Denison
team was too much for them. In the
last game especially, the Dunlap team
had big lead in the first three frames
and the Dunlap rooters tried their ut
most to carry their team on to victory,
but in spite of ali, the steady team
work OF our local bowlers won this
game. also. making it three straight
81. Meeves is manager of the above
team l. V. Jackson, captain.
Following is the score by games:
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District Court Proceedings.

The case of Hansen vs. Hansen,
divorce suit, which was set for Mon
day has been continued
In the divorce suit of Grant VS.. Grant,
a divorce was granted.
The Rudd vs.. Dewey case which
lasted all of Tuesday and Wednesday
proved to be quite interesting. This
is $4,000 damage suit for the a)iena-
ton of plaintiffs wife's affections.
There were some very interesting
arguments by the attorneys on both
sides as to the admissibility of certain
evidence. The jury was instructed
his morning and gave plaintiff verdict
for 1920
In the case of Morgan vs. Ind. Dist
of Manila Mr.. Morgan brings an action
against the district for OBTAINING his
children from school on account of
their not having been vaccinated.
Nothing has been done in this case ex-
cept that the testimony of two foreign
witnesses has been taken.
The equity case of Denison Light Co.
Us. Kuhl came up Thursday afternoon.
This suit is one charging irregular
assessments.
The ART VS., Schurke case was also
slated for Thursday afternoon. Mr.
Artf asks for commission for the sale
of some real estate.
In the case OF Kroger vs.. Sanders,
DR.. Sanders is charged with malprac-
tice in the treatment of broken limb.
This suit has been continued until
next term.
The damage suit of Healy vs. Saul
which was set for Thursday will pro.
badly come up today.
The McHenry VI. Kuhl case will also
probably come up today. This is a
litigation over back taxes.
The case of Crawford County Bank
VS.. Kuhl which is of the same nature
as the above case will follow next.
The case OF Deter vs. Denison has
been thrown out of court
The case of Pearson VS.. American
Insurance Company has been con-
tinued.
On account of the Rudd vs.. Dewey
case taking 80 much time it is ques-
tiOn as to whether the court can try
all the oases which are set for this
term.
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NOTES OF THE GAME.

NOTES OF THE GAME.
Yes, Dunlap. this is one of Denison's
strong teams. We have several more,
however.
What's your average was asked of
jackson? The Judge" answered 10
in very dignified manner, as though
it was an ordinary thing for him to
bowl an average of ITO.
The Denison Juniors went to Vail
Wednesday and bowled with team of
their own age at that place. The jun
iors were successful. winning by a
score of 80 pins. They we're greeted
oy an enthusiastic audience.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-12-20

j LkiLY de.
ploring t b e
poverty which
compelled me
to ON re to
work Christ
mas day. I en-
tered the Office
Of The Daily
Dozer a n q
went to my
desk.
Chris mas
enjoyment is
only for the
wealthy" mus
cd r
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POOR XMAS
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copyright, 1901, by G. L. Kamer.l
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1901-05-16
CHAPTER TX.

Conway, convalescing, had been bun
died back to town, leaving blessings on
the head of his fair nurse and reader
Corporal Shannon, kicked by mule in
the quartermaster corral, was installed
in his place. The daily reading was go
ing on in the hospital despite social
duties that grew more ezacting as Miss
Leroy became better known and more
appreciated. Over in the sorrel troops
quarters Hunter, despite infiexible re-
serve as to his past, had won the good
will of most of the men. Quin, garri-
son bully, pitching upon smaller COM
rade for fanoied affront had been
himself pitched into snowdrift and
when he rushed at his antagonist was
foored flat by as neat swing on the
jaw as ever the --th had heard Of 1t
was a new blow, in fact, to the regi-
ment, and the story went from barrack
to barrack that the sorrels had got a
swell boxer as we'll as rider. Curiosity
as to Hunters antecedents burst all
bounds. Major Mainwaring's assertion
that he had seen the fellow somewhere
before and knew he mpst he 4 dase.,ss-
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the impatient words seemed to reach
him, and the flustered face of his COM
rade at the opposite post recalled him
to himself. 1.-THE captain says set it at
feet 6. Quick! She's coming
Coming she was, with rush, Hun
ter's hands held low on her withers, his
legs dangling on the near side as she
bounded over the springy turf. Merri-
weather jerked out the iron peg and
thrust it into the three-six hole, lifting
the bar as he did SO, but turning the
hook of the pin upward instead of down.
It was no leap at all. There was no
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and be questioned. At first the young
Irishman was stubborn and would tell
nothing, but gradually he made admis-
sions and kept glancing fearfully over
his shoulder as though he thought tile
sentry might hear. So Conway drew
him around behind the portico of the
heavy log structure and told the sentry
to come no nearer; he would be respon-
sible. The very next minute the sentry
heard stiaed cry, scuf1le. Healy
darted away like shot into the dark
ness. The sentry and the guard pursued
in vain, and Conway lay stabbed to the
hilt of a CHASTITY looking knife. He had
bled almost to death before the surgeon
reached him or unskilIed hands could
check the flow. Now he was lying at
the post hospital, slowly convalesoing,
but very weak and dazed.
The question was, what had become
Of Healy? Where was he in hiding, for
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1901-05-16
Uncertainfy.

she-Tell me, George, do you Iowa
me?
He-of course do. Didn't 1 tell you
so five minutes ago?
Eyes, George, but then men are so
changeable. you now."-Tit-Bits.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1901-05-16
The Place for Wrecks.

Hem the Baltic sea there ara
more wrecks than in any other place
in the world.
she-How about Monte Carlo?--
Yonkers Statesman.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1901-05-16
Brady had taken sitter brace for fear
OF consequences.

the thing, for practice and recreation
and not for emolument, and he should
not be denied. Then Atherton came
back; Mainwaring appealed to him
from Stannard' s decision, and Atherton
said he'd investigate and decide next
morning.
But it was decided for him that
night.
Ray, said he at evening stahlass.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1901-05-16
On the voyage to Paris.

First Passenger-Did you have
breakfast. sir?
Second Passenger-Yes for awhile.
Brooklyn Life.