Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-07-27
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Question from the horse-"Is my hat
on StlaightE Boston Commercial Bull
letin.
The st. Louis person who breaches in
/ a shIrtwaist might 90 Il bit farther and
Nv" icewater in the font.-Detroit Free
Press.
One Comfort.-Wyld-"De Rox has
Iloum-'1es; but he can afford it
| Brooklyn Life.
\ Longer Dog-"Have you had this
dog as long as the other one%" Yes,
| longer. This is a dachshund. cleveland
| Plain Dealer.
Lady Ito departing servantl-"What
shall | say in your reference" Servant
Just that | stood ii for six months
| with you, mum-thatll do for me. Tit
Bits.
oh. yes. our home is complete in ev-
cry respect" said Mr.. Proudpop.
Here is our bawl-room," he continued,
! opening the door to the nursery-Tit-
Bits
Say. pop. I've got TO write compost
ton ON Hope. What is nope, any way"
Hope. my boy, is the joyous eXpecta-
ton of being able to dodge our just de-
seTtS. Life.
Did you hear of that duel between
those two medical studentsE"
! NO Pistols or SWOrdSy
Neither; they prescribed for each
other '-Tit-Bits
Hc-"Those seaside resorts are all alike
"A soap-boX hotel, Il stretch of sand, and
lot of bleached blondes" She-''Ycs.
And occasionally some miserable apology
! for man. '-Ex.
Il wonder how so many forest fires
catch" said Mrs Mcbride. Perhaps
| they catch accidentally from the noun
tain ranges" suggested Mr.. Mcbride
Detroit Free Press.
Dcfned.-"Say, pop, I've got to write
a composition on Hope. What is Hope.
anyway" Hope. my boy, is the joyous
expectation Of being able TO dodge our
just deserts. Life.
getting married-She is already - years
old. Pa-"Oh, let her wait till the right
sort of man comes along" why
wait? l didn't."-Tit-Bits
Y Reasonable Explanation Minister
Bridget. these potatoes taste mouldy."
Bridget-'Yis, sorr, OF dare say, sorr--
| they set mkt to your barrel o sermons in
the suller. Harlem Life.
''Jedge." said the colored prisoner, SIS
| expected ter tell de truth
why. of course you are
well. den, DIES go ahead en- sentence
me fust"'-Atlanta Constitution.
a little girl said to her mother one
day: Mother feel nervous"
Nervous" said the mother; what is
nervous"
Why, it's being in a hurry all over.
-Tit-Bits.
Strange Lady-"What's the price of
the iron bedstead?' Dealer" Twelve
dollars, madam" How much off if |
pay cash" Madam. if you don't pay
cash the bed is not for sale. Detroit
Free Press.
My friends, there is a future life
TO the cOnvicts. And if you think You
have suffered for your sins in this life,
bear in mind that this is nothing to what
awaits You. Life.
"You see. it was this way" said the
boy. Pop was warm, and | thought if
/ dropped chunk Of ice down his back
1t would cool him off, And did it?'
Gee! No! 1t made him hotter
SfATrGfnAn
Church-"Did you ever ride in one Of
those electric cabs%' Gotham-"Once."
How'd you like it?'' Got a terrible
shock when | got out" Heavily
charged was it?' Yes; | was
Yonkers Statesman.
haven't YOU had a doctor?"
Mrs. Brown-.'No, ma am: my husband |
e don't old with no doctors. Il saws |
says, e, as I'd better die a material |
death. '-Moonshine.
Country Doctor tcatcchising)-'Now.
little boy, what must we all do in order |
TO enter heaven" Boy-"Die" Quite !
right; but what must we do before we
DIE Get i'll and send for YOU /
Glasgow Evening Times.
DON'T
II you want to keep cool,
Just follow this rule.
It's the best We have run across yet:
An the 'DDn'ts that you find
Let in one be combined
Don't fret
On the Sly--"Here's a correspondent /
who asks; Is It proper for a woman to
pick her teeth in pub.ic|" It's proper
enough replied the snake editor. "bu;
when the average woman has 70 select .
set she. usually prefers to do So very
privately
What is your Vocation = asked the
cannbal king. Sternly
'l-er--I am a weather bureau man.
,sy.. s...s .