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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
OSIRIS AND ISIS DEPART
Their Celebration Closed Saturday
Night and Everything Of Value
was Ratified OIL to Buyers

After six nights Of life before the
public Osiris and Isis have departed
from the sight OF men and gone back
to their former state. Aud the tent
temple in which they we're Norshipped
has been denuded of its inery and the
scene Of their glory has passed away.
The end came Saturday night. At
that time a good many of the booths
were already bare but the guessing
contests and the departments where
the public could buy things continued.
There was small crowd present but
they bought literally. The shooting
gallery was kept going and the suppl
Of pincushions. pickles. candy, POI
corn, buttons and so on was bough.
in lump by crowd OF young men
from the cement office and scattered
freely among the children present.
The good farmer scattering oats to a
lock Of hungry fowls lead u quiet life
in comparison to the half hour the
cement boys spent at the tent
Among the people who won the
prizes offered were Mrs. John Tuggles
who won the handsome picture given
by Evans Bros. to the lady making
the best score at the shooting gallery
by guessing three out OF the four
characters attempted +. w. Brewster
secured the berry set donated by ~.
NJ. Bartels to the Mystic Shrine. The
jar OF pickles donated by the Heinz
Manufacturing Company went to the
person holding ticket number l4S,
who has not yet claimed 1t, Jim Bar
ton won the iardinier and stand for
digging the most nuggets out OF the
Klondike and u. H. Green won second
prize, Il lady's gossamer coat.
The finances of the festival nave not
yet been gotten in shape TO tell how
the show resulted. The attendance
was not as large as expected and the
receipts from other sources fell down,
while the expenses ran higher than
expected. DR.. Riley, the FIT. Scott
man who originated the exhibition
and has devoted his time almost eX-
.clusively for weeks to it was To re-
ceive forty per centof the net revenues
and he is not certain yet whether he
made day wages. From the Masonic
standpoint the experience was lament
able for the reason that they have
asked and received of their friends
time and money and labor all free
and the result seems to be that the
financial returns are not what the lab
or should have brought.
But it was Il pleasant event. 1t
showed that lola could do a street
fair turn if she tried to and that lola
people would turn out, The lateness
of the season undoubtedly worked
against the show and otherwise it
would have been social success and
a financial winner.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
Spreads like Wildlire

When things are "the best tn at
become "the best selling" Abraham
Hare, leading druggist, of Belle
vile, o., writes: Electric Bitters are
the best selling btters have handled
in 20 years" You know Why Most
diseases begin in disorders of stomach,
liver, kidneys, bowels, blood and
nerves, Electric Btters tones up the
stomach, regulates the liver, kidneys
and bowels, purifes the blood,
strengthens the nerves, hence cures
mutitudes Of maladies. 1t builds up
the entire system. Puts new life and
vigor into any weak, sickly, run down
man or woman. Price soc. Sold by
Evans Bros.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
LaHarne Brick Company

Tuesday u meeting was held at
LaHarpe and the formal organization
of the LaHarpe Shale Brick Company.
The capital stock is S25, 900, in shares
of S2j each, and most Of the stock was
subscribed in LaHarpe small
amount in Humboldt and few shares
went to two lola men. In all ST., 200
has been paid in. A board of direc-
tors was chosen that night, bylaws
adopted and an application for "A
charter made today, Officers of the
company will be elected later, The
company expects to build plant with
30, 900 daily capacity on the Fox land
east of town. The plant may be en-
larged later. 1t is good thing for
LaHarpe and ought to aid materially
in building up the town
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
A Mutual BnriaI Association.

There has been o"ganized here
something new to lola but which has
been tried successfully elsewhere,
namely a cooperative burial associa-
tion A Mari n Son have taken
the agency for Allen county and arc
organizing the association. The first
day the solicitor was out he secured
one numbered signatures and the as
sociation will not be formed until 1000
members have Joined. Then when a
member dies an assessment OF ten
cents will he levied on each member.
That will raise 800 which viii ,besap-
piled on the funeral or doctor bill of
the last sickness. If itlis child that
dies only fifty dollars will be raised.
If 1000 members Join an assessment
will be made only every other time a
member dies. People from one to
seventy.one years old are eligible and
the purpose of the association is TO in
sure all that their obsequies will be
attended to decently and properly and
without the financial expense which
family affairs are disrupted by death.
II looks like the genuine kindliness of
cooperation is most fully demon
strated in this association and it will
doubtless prove popular and sue
cessful organization in this county.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
Endicott-Shapel Wedding

NJ, l.. Endicott and Edith Shapel
rerpetrated quiet surprise on their
friends by getting married Sunday
evening. Tine ceremony was per-
formed at the Methodist parsonage by
Rev, John MacClcan at 4 O'Clock that
c,euing and the young people pro-
cecded Immediately tuSthe home of the
groom's parents. Mel Itndicott is one
of the well-knOwn young men of lola.
having moved here WITH his parents
several years ago from Colony. Miss
SHAPED is the second daughter of Mr..
and Mrs Hook Shapel. and has lived
here most of her life, having a wide
circle Of friends. The young people
will take charge of the llndicott board
ing house on East street which they
win conduct in the future They have
the best wishes of all their friends.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29

our booklet "Told by IA Doctor" a
discussion of the diseases of the diges-
tive tract. and testimonials Of humid
reds who have been cured OF constipa-
tion, dyspepsia and stomach troubles
by the use of DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, If interested, write today to
Pepsin Syrup Co., Monticello, H., or
see Kline & Son, Moran, or w. j..
Waters q Co. LaHarpe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29

Ten thousand demons gnawing away
at ones vitals couldn't be much worse
than the tortures of itching piles. Yet
there's Il cure, Doan's Ointment never
fails.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29


DER are out Of order
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Klmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish in curing rheumatism. pain in ne
back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. II corrects inability
TO hold water and scsldng pain in passing
it, OF bad effects following use OF iqucr.
wine or beer. and oyercomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled to 60 often
during the day and to get up many times
during the night The mild and the extra
ordinary effect Of Swamp-Root is soon
realized 1t stands the highest for its won
derful cures OF the most distressing cases.
hyou need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and$l. sizes.
You may have a sample bottle Of this
wonderful discovery ECyES
and book that tells 1EFf;1TIaYS
more about H. both sent ;.:.. ~ 3
absolutely free by mail, AZ El.a7Islss U. Y !!
address DR.. Kilmer & Homo Of swamp.Root
Co., Binghamton, N. 7. When writing men
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29

sediment or set
Ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
tion Of the kid
neys; II it stains
your linen It is
evidence OF kid
ney trouble; toe
frequent desire to
pass It or pain in
the back is alsc
.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29

Builds up the system; puts pure,
rich blood in the veins; makes men
and women strong and healthy. Bur
dock Blood Bitters, At any drug
store.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
Farm Loans.

Five percent enterest, reasonable
commission. Call or write /. Fl. Kas-
beer. lola, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know IL.
How To Find out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours, a
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-11-29

"Cure the cough al
DR.. Woods Norway ;
coughs and colds, dov
verge of consumption
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

"Thc only place, as far as law IS con-
ccrned, where II costs money 10 die
from natural causes is aboard steam
ship" remarked vesscliowner. The
purpose Of the law was excellent
enough. There was a time when emf
grants were being brought TO this
country in very large numbers, or by
the shipload.' as il was termed. There
Is no doubt that there was crowding In
the ships that brought them, and TO
prevent this a law was passed inn pose
ing upon the ship n fine Of SO 1r
every death that occurred during the
passage from natural causes Of per-
sons over $ years OF age. This
put n stop 20 oycrcrowding or, at
least. II is supposed that 1t did, which
is about the same thing. Ships do not
fancy having to pay fines Of this kind.
"Of course. IN comparison with the
great army Of persons who are brought
across the ocean from month to month,
there are very few deaths, for the stat
isticians have been kind enough TO
show beyond a doubt that the steam
shin is the safest means of transpor-
tation In existence, but, just the same,
there are a considerable number I'm the
course of year. ar."-Washlngton Star.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
EniRrnmr In Fiction.

always pray that | may never out
live my Illusions or my front teeth,
though all else may fail me.
Admiration is like porridge-awfully
stodgIng, but you get hungry again al
most as soon as you've eaten IL.
A good nose is an abiding resting
place for vanity. You know that it will
outlast your time and that age cannot
wther nor custom stale It's satisfactory
proportions.
The quality Of mercy should not be
measured out by teaspoonfuls in a
medicine glass, but should be sent
round in a watering cart by the county
council.
They've 40 sense, men haven't. The
very best Of them don't properly know
the difference between their souls and
their stomachs, and they fancy that
they are a-wrestling with their doubts
when really IL is their dinners that are
n-wrestling with them.
1t is the duty Of all women to look
happy-the married ones TO show that
they don't wish they weren't married
and the unmarried ones to show that
they don't wish they werc.-New York
Telegram.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Neither differences Of organization IL
animals nor in the constitution Of the
poisonous substance generally afford
any clew for interpreting an exception
al want Of effect Tnaccountablc is
the Immunity Of rabbits against bella.
donna leaves (Atropu bclladonna. dead.
ly nightsbadcl. Nou may feed them
with belladouna for weeks without OBJ
serving the least toxic symptoms The
meat of such animals, however, proves
poisonous to any one who eats it, pro-
ducing the same symptoms as the
plant.
Pigeons and various other hcrbivora
are also to some degree safe from the
effects Of this poison, while in warm
bloodcd carnvora it causes paralysis
and asphyXia. In frogs the effect
is different one. consisting Of spasms.
The meat of goats which had fed on
hcmlock has sometimes occasioncd
poisonous effects. Chickens are near
ly hardy against nuX vomica and the
extremely dangerous alkalold, strych-
nine contained In it, while In the
smallest amount Il is a fatal poison to
rodents.
More remarkable yet I'm this respect
is the immunity Of Cholmpus hoffman
nj, a kind Of sloth living on the island
Of Ccylon, which, when given ten
grains Of strychnine was not much az
fectcd Pigeons are possessed Of high
immunity from morphine, the chief al
kalold Of opium, as well as from bella
donna. Eight grains were required TO
Kill pigeon not much less than the
mortal dose for "a man. Cats are ex-
tremely sensitive TO foNglovc Digitalis
purpureal, which on the contrary may
be given TO rabbits and various birds
In pretty large doses.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

The Sunday edition OF the st. Louis
Republic Is marvel of modern
newspaper enterprise, The organi-
cation OF its news service is world
wide, complete in every department;
in fact, superior to that of any other
newspaper.
The magazine section is illustrated
in daintily tinted colors and splen-
did half.tone pictures This section
contains more high.class literary
matter than any of the monthly
magazines. The fashions illustrated
in natural colors are especially valu-
able to the ladies'.
The colored comic section is
genuine laugh-maker. The funny
cartoons are by the best artists. The
humorous stories are high class, by
authors OF national reputation
Sheet music, high class, popular
song, is furnished free every SUNDAY
In The Republic.
The price OF rhe Sunday Republic
by mail ono wear is S2.00. For sale
by all news dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
The Matter ON semicoIon.

A Russian military paper tells OF
n lieutenant who overheard a sergeant
giving n recruit short lecture upon
his duties. The military service" }"
said the sergeant, requires little pray
er to God and n strict attention TO the
orders of superior" Somewhat as
tonshed at this singular definition OF
military duty. the officer ventured to
ask the sergeant for his authority,
whcreupOn the sergeant produced an
ancient volume containing the follow
ing; "The military duty requires lit
tie; prayer 10 Cod and strict attention
90 the orders OF a superior.
and Navy Journal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

State OF Ohio, City OF Toledo,
Lucas county, Frank Cheney makes
oath that he is senior partner Of the
firm of f. j. Cheney & Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo,
county and state aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum of one
hundred dollars for each and every
case of catarrh that can not be cured
by the use of Hal's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day Of
December, A, d. 1886.
LSeal A w. GLEASON, n. +.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
f. j, CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, rs cents.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
Gates of thc Land Of Promise.

No one can watch a load Of immi-
grants land without being struck by
the astonishing signs Of hope and con-
fidence about them all. There has
never been any exaggeration Of this.
Incredible as It may seem 10 one who
knows how grim is the struggle for
life among the masses In America, II
is evident that this is still the land Of
promise to the poor of Europe.-Scrib-
ner's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Husband going TO his rich uncle's
funeraD-Put couple Of large hand
kerchiefs into my pocket, dear. The
old gentleman promised to leave me
10000, and shall want 20 shed some
appropriate tears.
Wife-But suppose when the will Is
read you lind he hasn't left you any
thing?
Husband-In that case you had bet
ter put in three.-London Fun.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Perfect digestion IL the only foun-
dation for perfect health. The food
we eat makes the blood we have,
which in turn feeds every nerve,
muscle and tissue in the body. Her
bine quickens the appetite, aids di-
gestion, gives tone and vigor to all
the functions and ensures good
health. Price 80 cents. w. b. Frame
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

You cannot enjoy perfect health,
rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes If
your liver is sluggish and your bow
els clogged. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers cleanse the whole system.
They never grippe. City Drug store,
W. b. Frame, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

The largest sponge ever sent to mar
ket was from the Mediterranean. II
was ten feet in circumference and
three In diameter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

The man who says nothing does
not always saw wood" observes the
Manayunk Philosopher. Sometimes
he cuts off coupons.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

"a Chicago widow of some expe-
rienee says it isn't the man who
writes the best love letters that
makes the best husband"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

The Darwinian theory is always a
comforting thought to a man with a
face like an ape.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
You Tnkr no Chnnren

When suffering with cold, Ia
grippe or neuralgia by taking BRO
MOLINE, as it will cure any case in
one day, All druggists are author
lied 10 refund your money in any
case It falls TO cure. Price 25c per
package. Remember the name, f.,
BROMOLINE
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
To Cure Malaria In Days.

Take Quinoria. All druggist are
authorized to refund the money in
any case OF chills, fever or malaria
1t fails to cure. Price SOC per pack
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
Long Distance Telephone

In addition to the already large
list OF telephone connections, the
ARDMOREITE has recently added
the following townG'
Connerville, Reagan, Belton, Silo
Pontotoc, Harley Institute, Emet
Colbert, Sterrett Cumberland, Bee,
Linn, Nebo, Mill Greek, khby's
Mine, Sulphur, Kemp, Harnahy,
Pauchunla, Bloomfield Seminary
and Denison and Key, Texas.
READ THE ARDMOREii IS
Telephone column. Fresh news
every day from every point.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

When a woman has something
which is too good to last she always
exclaims: Now isn't il too bad!"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Few young men will continue to
think that girl is a perfect poem"
when she seems averse to them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

The first street lighting in this coun.
try was done In New York In 1907.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Skin troubles, cuts, burns, scalds
and chafuR, quickly heal by the use
OF neWiti's witch Hazel Salye. IL
imitstsd Re sure you get DeWitt's,
cit, Drug store, w q. Frame Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

81 have been troubled with indi-
gestion for ten years. have tried
many things and spent much money
to no purpose until | tried Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. | have taken two
bottles and gotten more relief from
them than all other medicines taken.
| feel more like boy than | have
felt for twenty years" Anderson
Riggs, Sunny Lane, Texas. Thou
sands haye testified as did Mr.. Riggs.
City Drug Store, w. b. Frame, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

Stolen fruits are no sweeter than
any other to the man with indiges-
tion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
MCKINNEY.
Special Correspondence.


Mckinney, April s.-Since our last
report tho bugs" have, and sre
doing, a great amount OF damage to
oats; some are completely destroyed.
Corn is also injured to some extent.
Dry weather, coupled with the
bugs make the farmers look blue.
1t is believed by many that the
bugs began to migrate last Saturday,
as the air was literally full of the
things. They were going northwest,
it seemed. IL is to be hoped that
they will go straight up and stay, as
far as we are concerned down this
way
Clayton Mills and wife returned
from a visit to Texas last Friday.
Rube Martin is visiting at Ada this
week.
Lyman Porter and Miss Lou Mich
ola were united in marriage last Fri
| day.
The surveyors are here with us
again this week.
Several new cases Of smallpox, all
reported doing nicely.
Rev. G.. Il, Naylor and wife oil
Gainesville were here Wednesday
night en- route to Palmer on visit
to relatives. Bro. Naylor will preach
here on Thursday, on his return
homo.
Ollie Baudy is working with tn,
surveyors as an extra, and it is prob
able that he will get permanent
position right way.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11
"we Don't want Bad Money"

We want II good and we will give
you value received, as is every bot
tie of DR. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
no matter be it 1Oc, SOC or 81, as we
guarantee for constipation, indiges-
ton, sick headache and stomach
trouble. City Drug Store, w. b.
Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

A despairing man is deserted by
himself and he who is deserted by
himself is soon deserted by everyone.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

AT the end, ak feet will be what
the man gets who wants the earth"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-04-11

"Johustous Sarsapafiila never fails: has
stood the test for 80 ycars. Quart BOTTLES"
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-14
Bellows Falls Times
THURSDAY, MARCH, IA, 1901.
EeIIoWs Falls News,
Principal Thompson Honored.

Frank V. Thompson, at one time prln-
cipal of the North Walpole schools, and
for the last two or three years principal
of the Wetherbee grammar school in
Lawrence Mass, was honored with a
banquet and presented with gold watch
and chain by his Lawrence friends on the
eve of February 2S. March Mr.. Thomp-
son took the position of sub-master in
the Chapman school, East Boston. In
the district are 1900 pupils and the school
includes all grades from the kindergarten
to the high. TilSan A. Mead, the master
of the school, selected Mr.. Thompson
over all other competitors and the
school board unanimously elected him
upon the recommendation. The salary
at the outset will be $500, but the maxi
mum, $4,000, will probably be voted Mr..
Thompson when he enters the new
school in September. The school is one
of the Oldest established in Boston. Last
fall Prof. Hanuss of Harvard college
strongly recommended Mr.. Thompson
to the national government at Washing
ton for appointment to superintendency
in the Philippines Preference was ex-
pressed for Mr.. Thompson overall others
but he did not desire to ac-
cept and so withdrew.
One Lawrence newspaper in a glowing
account of the banquet said. ''Probably
no man in Lawrence ever received such
a unanimous, whole-souled evidence of
as did Mr.. Thompson last
night on the occasion of his farewell re-
ception. He has been a resident of this
city only few years, but in that short
space of time his exceptional character
has so manifested itself that he has won
a high place in the esteem of all who had
the honor of knowing him and in going
from the city, he leaves behind him rec
ord worthy of the emulation of any
young man who would inscribe upon the
last page of his Book of Life, the great