The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-15
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.


The Office of one of Wichita's livery
stables is carpeted with Brussels
carpet.
Many people. have forgotten that
chief justice Brewer of the supreme
bench is a Kansas man.
Miss Loi Gale, who is playing an
important role with Dadame Nodes
this year, is an old Council Grove
girl.
The Thayer News tells how Grand
ma Woodring, while gaping Friday
night, dislocated her jaw Beware
rubbernecks!
The Holly Chieftan magnanimously
refused to raise the subscription price
just because the editor had "A new girl
I to raise.
Paola claims there is an old darkey
living there close to ll5 years Of age
A claim like that is mighty hard to-
| disprove.
When soda" Johnson was put in
the Neodesha jail the court wisely
hung ASSOC bond on his safety valve
so he wouldn't explode.
The Nonpareil club of Chanute will
not admit bold faced person to mem
bership, and elects any person who
gets "ofI his feet" at banquets.
The Council Grove Republican says
a girl of that town, instructing a boy
at Dunlap how to get her over the
! phone, said 1.-TWO rings will get me-"
A Waubunsee county farmer who
left his overcoat in the barn where
mule ate it atoned for the loss by
adding the price of the coat to the
mule.
An old Beloit negress who was adj
vised to heap Goals of fire on hOr mis-
behaving husbands head, doubted it's
efficacy as she said she had already
tried hot water,
A man near Pittsburg sold his farm
the other day and found that the agent
had received $1,000 more than the sale
price. Things like this will tend to
stitfen prices of Kansas land.
Abilene Reflector: A new organiza-
ton is called the white Rats" and
its object is to help the chorus girls.
Poor things they need it.. Lots of 'em
don't have half clothes enough.
A new law pays the county superin-
dents 81 for each school visited. and
y
good looks of Kansan school marms,
the premium hardly seems neca- airy.
Salina is parading the ia that
Fred Alexander, the mobbed Lea en-
worth negro, visited that I, last
summer. 1t is question he her
J Fred recalls the visit with ire
or not
Fred Vandegrift declined tn, ri ate
secretaryship of Congressman on
with its sal airy of 81, 900 yet red
has been on the Star so lCr is
= pretty hard for man on to
reach him.
= The Leavenworth Croncle ng
nothing else about the inau on
to howl about, cites the Fren, IL
ing on the menu of the ban as
evidences of "imperiaisn nd
France is a Republic too.
When George A. Toad of t ri
tory, was visiting in Arkansa a
local admirer and reader *
Twain's tales, whipped out SIX
: shooter and was about to at
jumping frog story, when stol
Cherryvale has voted 5000 Is
. to secure the northern terminl he
. Kansas, Eastern Oklahoma as
railroad. There is no doubt rs
= has recalled and is humming We
q ly tune of ten years ago, but ne
r also recall the final crash be
I careful?
= The Lacrosse Republican N %
: a tramp an old pair of pants Us
o thus moved sadly as follows; st
we saw of our dear, faithfl IS
: they were vending their way le
Il Mississippi Valley, the bad n
q bosom facing the setting sun % Id
G and wooley west perhaps for st
% time.
= The Emporia Gazette tel a
young man down here who y
l. received letter from his GU n
n steady and in it he was told k
k under the stamp on the envelt re
>, young man spent an hour g
= that letter and when he inall, il
off he read: "Was it hard tol 9'
n Prof. Penny, of the state II y
music school, is one of themo 1t
minded men in Kansas. 1t is II
st when he once started for Eu
drove to the station, hitched Z
and boarded the train Sever Il
e red miles from home he rec1 ht
is horse and wired back and had eC
II for.
ID Beloit Call: On the outside
Is the joints in this city appears oil
lowing publication notice tina u
quit business: "Publication
IL The partnership which has
of resistance between the state of
n and myself has been resoly
II persons owing the firm vii
- settle with me; all parties that
ne owes will settle with the state
10 also some good stove wood
to furniture which | will sell at
, able rates.
IS. No Fake salary offer, but big com
We men To sell poultry mixture in the