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wondering how they can siyc chicl'n supper
fer the lncaprc sum oi ten cents.
i'Hhv, the youlg man who carries the mail
from Dundan to Clifford. seems to be a great
faycritc with the good lookin. girls along the
route. He was grcat" in evidence at the
''sna en-. catccm' game at thc Ladies'
Aid supper. some one told him lie VAS so sweet
that the bees lit on the top Of his CraniIlnl,
crawcd down over his ''-nocgostcr' and sucked
honey off his lower lip.
Thieves entered the barn of John Wiymln
and took thcrcfrom all his harness. Not trace
OF il can be found.
OF the publisher. will appear neat little story.
entitled "Thc Doctors Dream; or, Why the Pill
Man Changed His Drops"
ono OF the cooks up at Fern Hall is being
congratulated because she killed tue biggest
kind of n fat mouse. which Was preparing to at
tack her. Your, Tor Ncracity.
The iillIUr S,.Iibr
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MOOSIC.

Alr, ana Mrs. l., Broadhead have re-
turned from New York state.
The Women's Christian Temperance
union viii meet tomorrow afternoon ut
the home of Mrs j. \, Bailey,
Miss Victoria kenna, Of Scranton.
has returned home, after spending a
few days with her sister, Mrs. Thomas
Sutylill.
The funeral of the late Mrs. Mary
Burke was held sunday afternoon in
st, Mary's church, AVoca. lntcrment
was made i'm st. Mary's cemetery.
David Jones and son, of Hyde Park,
spent sunday in Greenwood.
Mrs. +. j. Jones and daughter were
callers in Scranton on Saturday.
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RAILROAD TIME TABLES.
-,...., >,,,.. .-.-.- .-.....-. ''~--, -
Delaware and Hudson Railroad.

Trains will leave Caibondale at city station q
follows: n,
For Scranton and Wikcs.Barrc -t,OB 'lA', sW,
90l, 1901 1l.2i u. m; l2.iO, LIS 3''!' "''
COG, T.O6, 10 Oi. 10jl y. IN. "a.
sunday trains leave at s.jS. III Il. M IL"
9 rs. $50 500 y. m. 49,
For Albany, Saratoga, Montreal Boston. New
England points, etc, ICo a. M; A." p u"
tlaily) ,,
For Lake Lodorc, Waymar,, and llonc'd1ic
30. 1l.oj A. M: a.il. G.i3 u. NJ.
sunday trains leave Lake Lodorn Nny'i''''
aud iIoncstalc at $50 a. M; 13O 40 y; lh
Trains arrive at 'arhondhlc from Nl'kns'ea'!
and seranton NJ follows: CSC. s3'. ".'ii. w: "
n. M. - 81. oOG. 3.'S. rs. Cos, ,0i. ssh "'i
li.5i w. M: l.j5 u. N. ,,
sundry ,r,in. arrive at Da7 u. M, 40. &,."'
as. G..2 ii.m u. m. $50
sunday trains arrive at Clrbondalc from ''a.c
1.odorc. Warmart and loncSdalc at l'.''' Wv
and .jj D. M
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MEETINGS of Tonieht.

Division No H. Ancient Order OF
Hibernians.
st. Vincent de Paul society,
l.ucretia lodge, Daughters of Re-
bekah.
I.ackaWunna tribe, Red Men.
knights OF Horror.
Local union, No, 1911, Mine Workers
tarbondale cycle club.
Daughters OF st. George.
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DR.. Whalen's Lecture.

Dr.. Whalan's lecture viii he delivered
in the auditorium of the Central school.
under the auspices of the Athletic as
sociation of the Carbondale High
school The talk is probably the most
popular of the four lccturettes of DIR,
Whalen The Wit and Humor of the
Irish People is the title. Many Car
bondalc persons hay" enjoyed the
flashes of Wit and have laughed heart
lily at the humor of the stories capitully
related by DR., Whalen and it is safe
To say ihat many of these will be in
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12
The Fair Onnns.

The Cottage Hose company fair was
opened in Watts building last night.
The opening was. preceded by Il parade
of the city companies and the Mozart
band. The feature OF tho evening was
the address by President Nichols. of
the United Mine Workers. The rainy
weather initiated somewhat against
the attendance, but IL the conditions
be favorable. a big attendance is looked
for tonight.
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EVENTS OF TONIGHT.

IN HIGH school. AUDITORIUM--
Rev DR., II. j. Whalen's lecture, THE
Wit and iiumor OF the Irish People
BURkES UAil.-Subscrlption dance
of the Omar club
GRAND OPERA IlOuSE-The Nina
Repertoire company,
WATTS HALI.--The Cottage Hose
comnany's fair.
GERMANIA HALL Basket social of
Germania Singing society,
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Mr. Thomas summers. of 1919 Jack
SON street scranton, Pa, says; "Dr
\. W. 'hase's Nerve pills are a splen-
did cure for nervous sick headaches
Mine were terrible at times. was
nervous al the same lime. The Nerve
Pills were recommended 10 me. and
got box at Matthews Bros drug
store, 32O Lackawama avenue, and
they completely cured the headaches
and nervousness. This, | think, is rec
ommendation enough"
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Mrs Joseph Mitchell, of 9l6 Linden
street West Scranton, Pa says: "Dr,
\, ". chases Nerve Pills are fine. |
Was all ont OF order, nervous, and
could not sleep--weak and miserable.
The kidneys were sluggish and The
back lame, Nothing seemed to help me
Matthews Bros. drug store, go Lacka-
wanna avenue. Since | took them
sleep well, don't jerk and talk My
nerves are steady, ! feel strong and the
kidneys are working well again, ! am
more than pleased, and glad to recom-
mend the medicine"
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the audience that will greet the speak,
or tonight.
The programme of the evening Is as
follows
s to S.1j-Alusic by High school or
chcstra
Piano solo---Rexford Copeland.
l.octtlrc--",rhe wit and Humor or
irish People" Rov. j. Whalen. y. ID.
Siclcction.--H school orchestra.
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MRS. HULDA JAKEMAN.

MRS. HULDA JAkEMAN.
days In bed with intense pain and suf-
fering. was under the physicians
care for over year without any relief,
when my attention was called to Lydia
Il. Finkham's Vegetable Compound by
several of our Mormon women who
had been cured through it's use.
| began it's systematic use and inn
proved gradually in health, and after
the use of six bottles my health was
completely restored. and for over two
years have had neither ache or pain.
You have a truly wonderful remedy for
women. Very sincerely yours. MRS:
HuLDA IANEMAN. Salt Lake City. Utah.
$1,000 forfeit if aboue testimonial Is not genuine.
just as surely as Mrs. Jake
man was cured just so surely will
Lydia IT.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cure every woman
suffering from any form of fe-
male ills.
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wO.
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass.
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New York, Ontario and Western.

NVIlI. 10 TI7'T-
Trains oayc Catbcndalc Tor scranton at Nv A.
m: I 90 ~ NJ.
sunday trains a. 700 A. M; COG y. M . ,,
Trains leave tnlhouhilr tor points norm ~
1l1o j. N. On sunday az o.lo u. ~ 'l'.u
having at II 10 H. ~, week days and "lo -, m
Suudays make connection, ior New ' 'rN' '"'"'
wall etc. ,
Trains arrive from S,laniun at ll.lN q. m w. W
y. M: from points month. 400 y. m. SNh''N :
from Scranton ut 30 u. m. aud 80 +. ~
from indoSil ut COS n. NJ.
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THE TOP SCORE EVERY TIME

The why Dr. A. ". CascS Nerve Pill, great
OF human ills where Others fail because this phcnoncnaly brill
ian physician oreaw the tendency OF the hurry ovcro
neglect OF SciRcazed nerve exhaustion
nerve collapse and provided curcNnew that the first Slight np
1oms-WeaFie Discrimination to work tagging appetite and loss OF
would unotCclkncW they would settled
depression mental oggness ogetulne dul persistent headaches
impaired digestion resessneSS nervousness dizziness heart
arlte and inability Seepand constructed the Nerve Pills that
they meet the situation iulnol by whipping Stimulation but by
the common plan of supplying the tissue that
winch Jolly has robbed them Of Under their splendid rcnvgora
ing power sleeps the grow quiet steady
digestion perfect the mind clear and the body strong
Signature and portrait OF Dr. ~ W. Chase each Price
. Chase Med, Co, 257 Washington ST., Buffalo \. y.
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At the Hotels.

Among those registered at tho 1Iar-
rison house yesterday were j.. II.
Nicos. John j. NTaghran, w. a. SAN
ford, John II. Nallin, Thomas Il. Walsh,
$. j. Chapman, 4. W. Fellows, w. n.
s'cheucr, Scranton: John T.. Carroll,
Elmira, n. y,
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THE SCRIBE OF
DUNDAFF VILLAGE
He Writes to The Tribune of an Ex-
citing Happening in the staid Old
Town--The Doings of One Jack
Williams Who Has the Villagers
After Him with Two or Three War
rants Apiece for His Alrest-Oth-
er Humorous Doings That Cause
the Villoo,erc +o Goec;r

eli 1uIllOlOuS DUluSS lnaC C0uSS
A., ,,.,,
the ViiloSers 10 TosslP.
vbi. ,e,,o,, INTRODUCES ., Ms, ,r,.,
,,,,,a,, r,',,,,,s. ,,,a ..',.,,, :.
't.r .'''''H '''' S'iipt oi 'uludlL
Niilase.
Ihe scribe has an eye and ear for
the humorous and has the faculty Of
learning the funny things that give
a laughing tu,,, tn th, s,ossin or tho
villare ,'hc ..Sc,ibo,s., Gr,+ 'o,,,;,,,,
,;n, s,,o.,,.,. ,, ;.'I. '1.t ''' NV"
'' ''"7 ''' ''"e'i 'huSNiSe'
Du3taf. Pa. Nov. II. io0l.
!" inc scranton Tribune. 'IrbondaIc. Pa
Thore has been more excitement in the village
"i ninGai curing the past week, than tNCIe
mas orrh Tor many year. The peaceful tran
guilty OF its domi,cS WAS disturbed by one
jack Williams, from An;hony's Patch, who land
'd Ill town on lection day and proceeded 10 do
some painting. He got all done, but ono It'll.
joh which was o. !. llulI's cash store, and
had started on That when he met with a snag.
lhe Si"s was stepping little too hard on The
l""' OF l' J.. Wells Inc hrNt tinn.' Jack real.
Hod was Whch II" aW"kr aI"! found himself in
onH OF p"ck"rs box stalls, which is the Dundaif
i"il
THIS 'hAiH'IishrniH" Worl; "f Nlr Wells has
caused nim TO h" 'niSton"1 the "DnndaiT hoUn".
or' lN some OF thr yltiaeciS who arr ncvcr
around DundaH often not too often, but oItem
enough: and lie always e"tS the glad lHHi.
En"~I I'll" G. II. i in iIil.
Speaking Of l1ck, though. When he came 10
his sci.-c>. he was hauled mp before tine bur-
-c,~; that's the only way y"u 'o'lld yet hi!a
there. The burgess also holds the office OF fun.
mel Inspector and bag ioIdcr.
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A Ba asket Social.

ON Tuesday evening the Gcrmania
society members expect to have II
pleasant evening in the enjoyment of
:, basket social. Louis Drummer, the
genial president of the society. has
made ample provision for the affair.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12
The Nina Company Opens.

The Nina Repertoire company had n
night and will likely play to good
houses during the week. The special-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12

stark, Claude Clark, Ray Thorpe and
Andrew Montcbcllo George Price took
the prize for having played the most
successive games and Andrew Monte
bello took the "booby prize"
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THE PASSING THRoNG.

X. j. WoNOn, of Port Jervis, IL. Y,
was at the American house yesterday.
John II. Allen, advertising manager
for the Catholic Light of Scranton, was
in the city yesterday.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12

this morning at $40, when the nuptals
of Miss Catherine Moran, of South
Main street, and William Clarke, of
Scott street, will be celebrated.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12

Alr, Henry Alberts, of GIG Birch
street, Scranton, Pa, says: For about
Two years my back and kidneys had
been sore, lame and the secretion in
bad shape. Nothing seemed TO help me
at all until ! got Dr.. A, w. Chase's
Nerve Pills at Matthews Bros drug
store, 500 Iackawamna avenue. They
did the work, curing the soreness and
and generally giving me health and
strength"
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A New Horse

Expressman i. A. Walker has pur-
chased Il new horse, Il splendid animal.
that is the admiration of Judges Of
good horses.
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n\NGNN VuIrkEN Sl'rpENS,

the dane" ai the riul; "Wednesday night proy'i
Ia h, 4 failure because the oblSiug and colncly
huir> OF The Baptist church gave orr of their
Slppcr- on the same niglt, whicn va, well par.
runizad, and realized 4 neat sum. Neghody is
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Common Council.

Common council held Il regular meet
ing. but only concurrent business was
disposed of.
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Cured Of
Itching Piles. .

Edward Dunelen. Wilkes Barre, Pa: (:
For seven years I was scarcely ever
free from the terrible torture of Itch
ing piles. | tried all sorts of remedies.
Was told a surgical operation might
save. one so cent box of Pyramid
Pile Cure cured me completely" All
druggists sell IL. 1t never fails to
quickly cure piles in any form. Free
book by mail on piles. causes and cure.
Pyramid Drug Co., Marshall, Mich.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-11-12
On a Case.

Miss Emma Swisert, graduate nurse,
is in scranton, where she is engaged
on a case.
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MRS. HULDA JAKEMAN
Wife Of President Jakeman Of
Elders of the Mormon Church,
Salt Lake City, Utah, Recon-.
lnends Lydia f. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound For WO.
mans Periodic Pains.

DEAR Mrs. PrNRHAM :--T'cfore I
knew of Lydia II. Pinklam's Veg.
etable Compound [ dreaded the
approach of the time for my menstrual
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To BE Welded Today.

There viii be a wedding of two popu-
lar young persons in St. Rose church
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COAL AND SEWER
BIDS DISPOSED OF

Councils Meet in Joint Session and
Let the Coal Contract to John
Booth. Though He was Not the
Lowest Bidder. and Award Sewer
Contracts to P. G.. Moran and M.
L. Gilmartin.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-31

For his service the chef of big no.
tel may receive $4,000 a year, a big
salary for cooking, but by no means
but of proportion to his value to the
hotel. He is supreme in his workshop,
the kitchens, which are large, brilliant
ly lighted and scrupulously clean rooms,
with hardly a suggestion in the air
of broiling and baking and roasting
and frying that is going on all around.
The chef with sub-chefs over the
butcher shops, the soups, the entrees,
the roasts, the vegetables, the bake
shops and the pastries, and a hundred
cooks are calling out orders in French
for they are nearly all French or Swiss
and French is the language of the
kitchen as we'll as of the court wher-
ever a good cuisine is attempted, and
busting around in their white caps and
aprons, so intent on their work, that
the intrusion of a stranger is not no.
ticed. The waters, IN their black coats,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-31
CITY BREvITIES.

A meeting of Post A of the Travellers
Protective Association will be held this
afternoon at 4:30 o'clock in the parlors
of the Screven House.
So that his clerical force can have a
half holiday, Judge Cam will convene
the Court of Ordinary at o'clock Mon
DAY morning 1t will be the opening
day of the September term.
Preston Daniels, 15-year-old COL
ored boy. was arrested yesterday by
Detective Stark. on a charge of bur-
glary. The boy is alleged to have
robbed the house of F. j. Goette in
Collinsville several days ago.
picture of Gen. Francis Barlow,
and one of Gen. Lafayette McLaws ),
PAINTED for the committee having In
Chdrge the work of erecting moru-
hnents to these distinguished soldiers,
nave been finished, and are now on
Co. ~
The body of the negro drowned at
the Baltimore wharf on Wednesday.
mention of which was made in the
Morning News, was found in the river
yesterday morning. 1t was discovered
near where it went down. and was
Iurhed over to Coroner Keller. No in
quest was held.
For rent claimed to amount to s3oi
me store of Wohanka e. Warmbold,
at No. 215 Congress street. west. was
Ctosed yesterday by Constable Lilien-
Ina Inal of Magistrate Naughtin's court
ne paper was signed by w. M. David
eoI' VINO alleges that the firm of gun
due
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-31

To the officers and Soldiers of the
late First Corps of the Army of
Northern Virginia, c. S. A:
1t is a sad duty to announce to you
the recent death of Brig. Gen. G. M :.
Sorrel, c. S. A, who will be warmly
remembered by every one of the First
Corps as being associated with it as
adjutant general from it's formation.
Commencing his army life in Virginia
as lieutenant and A. D. c. on the staff
of Gen. Longstreet on the 18th July,
1861, he successfully won the grades of
captain, major and lieutenant colonel
on the staff. The remarkable services
he rendered on the battlefield of the
Wilderness on May 6, 1864, led to his
promotion TO a brigadier generalship
and assignment to a Georgia brigade in
another corps of the Army of Northern
Virginia. His services there during the
closing scenes of the war were brilliant
as they had ever been, and in the
course of which he was desperately
wounded while leading his brigade in
action. He was soldier without fear,
a man without reproach and COM
rade to love.
1t is our duty to pay this tribute to
his memory and to join the commander
of the First Corps in expressions of
grief with and of sympathy for his wife
and family in this great sorrow.
By order of Lieut.. Gen. Longstreet.
Osmun Latrobe,
Lieut. Col and A. A. G..
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-31
One of Them Equals "A Town of
Three Thousand People.

One of Them Equals "A Town of
Three Thousand People.
George Barry Mallon in Ainslee's.
eff one of New York's big modern
hotels could be whisked to the country
and spread out in village formation the
result would be a model proprietary
town of about 5000 inhabitants. One
half of these inhabitants would work,
in relays, night and day, for the com
fort and entertainment of the other
half, whose obligation would be the
payment of the bills, which, in the ag-
gregate, would represent. in addition
to the running expenses and perhaps
5000, 900 year set aside for the proprie-
tors profits, the interest on $15,00O,000
invested in land, buildings and fur
nishings. Many cities cannot muster
a tax list of $15,OO0,0OO, so that this
town would be conspicuous above all
others for wealth. and in completeness
of the details that make the material
side of life joy it would be unrivaled.
Some of it's houses would be construct
ed for one family exclusively, and 9TH
ers would be arranged in single rooms
and in suites. All would be furnish
ed in the most luxurious fashion. In
the central warehouse of the town S
steward WOulu DC lOull1 a SlSdNci
sortment of supplies for the cuisine
than in any public market in the world
There would be a row of cook shops.
each devoted to the preparation of a
special course, ranging from the soups
and entrees and roasts to the pastries
and coffee. There would be half a
dozen big banquet rooms and ball
rooms, several music rooms and we'll
appointed theater or two. The town
i -. toIa n Of
fee a complete telephone system and
some means of rapid transit to every
house. Enormous boilers would sup
ply the heat, and an electric light plant
would furnish the illumination. There
would be an ice plant large enough to
manufacture fifty tons a day. There
would be silversmith. blacksmith and
tinsfnith shops, electrical repair and
machine shops, florists, hair-dressing-
rooms for men and women. Turkish
baths, upholstery and furniture shops,
decorators and seamstresses, a steam
laundry, a messenger service a print
ing office, a wine cellar, with half
million dollars worth of choice vim
tages. and a clubhouse with billiard
and reading rooms and cafes. The town
would be policed day and night by
dozen private detectives, and 1t would
have well-trained fire department.
There would be a bank, over whose
counters would pass millions OF dol
lars each year, and a central executive
office. with scores of clerks and book
keepers and auditors. The proprietor
of this town would assume all the
housekeeping cares of his 1900 tenants
and of many of his 1900 employees He
would provide amusements and act as
the court of last resort. 1t would seem
as ii the man who was rash enough
TO attempt the management OF such
town. stalking his fortune on the issue,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-31

months to make this investigation, and
as Mayor of Savannah he should have
settled it within sixty lays. If the
Mayor is going to be governed by the
advice of the city engineer. why did
ne not call in this gentleman twelve
months ago, if so much depended upon
the engineers opinion.
l dare say every 10-year- old boy in
Savannah can tell you the width of
nearly every street in the city, and do
not believe that there are four sensi-
pie men in the city who would say
that we have four streets where an
electric railway would injure the prop
erty or affect the travel thereon, con-
sequently, there is no interest to sacri-
fee by giving Savannah another elec-
trio railway. I am willing to give a
bond of $1,000 to guarantee the compile
ton of the road within twelve months.
| will also agree to take up the extra
track on Bay street as soon as one of
the three tracks there now is con
demned and turned over to us for our
use.
If this does not show good faith and
some interest in the petition l would
like Mayor Myers to state what con-
stitutes good faith and what must be
done to show some interest in the mat
ter. l have already shown what folly
1t would be under the present condi-
tons of our city to put up the fran
chise, and sell 1t at any price where
the present street railway system
could get it. Such a step would be
a wise one where the city and the
county around the city is thoroughly
developed. and the transportation ia
cilities are complete in every sense,
and that franchises are wanted solely
for the purpose of carrying passengers
for a profit and not because the peo-
pie need street car accommodations.
If the Mayor and aldermen are look
ing forward to a revenue from our
street railways, would they not stand
a far better chance of getting that
revenue where we have two railroad
systems instead of one? They GER
tainly know that under our law they
have the right to place tax upon the
street railways of our city almost to
the limit of their earnings if they SO
desired.
/ do not believe in over-taxing any
enterprise, but would it not be better
for the city to do that rather than to
drive off competition and leave Sa-
Vannah in the hands of a monopoly?
D. B. Lester.