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The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01
A sprinr Tonic.

Everybody needs a tonic in the spring.
at this time the system Graves a tonic.
It is housecleaning time for your body.
Lichty's Celery Nerve Compound will tone
up your nerves. blood. kidneys and liver
and fill you with health and energy. Sold
by Geo w. Stansfield, 632 Kansas avenue.
and Marshall Bros. 115 Kansas avenue.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01
Mr.. Nation Returns to JaiL

Wichita. May Mrs Nation returned
to Wichita this morning and went di-
rectly to the jail where she occupies the
rotary cell.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01
Elk,a Anniveraarz Tonight.

The celebration Of the tenth anniver-
sary Of the organization of the Elk
lodge of Topeka will be held tonight.
All brother Elzs are invited. Chas. L.
Wood, chairman of committee.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

In wichita county recently a young
woman died leaving lover and a
brother, who are not good friends. The
sweetheart ordered a handsome head
stone for the girls grave and now the
brother has gone into court for an in
junction to prevent the erection of the
proposed memorial-Chicago Chronicle
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

There is a large amount Of good ad-
vertising going to waste in connection
with the Cudahy kidnapping case. It
doesn't seem to do the kidnapers any
good end Mr.. Cudahy doesn't need it.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

The Cuban delegates are returning to
their island home convinced that their
deserved independence will be granted
them and that at an early date.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

The Hartford Post complains that edi-
tors are being 'twitted of cowardice in
not attacking the saloons more vigor-
ously" Not all editors are Carrie Ma
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

Omaha has withdrawn its offer of So
600 for the body of Pat Grove, evidently
fearing that Pat would come in and
claim it
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

Seats on the New York stock exchange
are getting so they cost almost as much
as q. seat in the United States senate
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01
When You Get q Hedacbe.

don't waste a minute but go to your drug
gist and get a box of Krause's Heada che
Capsules. They viii prevent pain, even
though your skull were cracked They
are harmless. too Read the guarantee
Price 25c- Sold by George W. StansfieId
6S2 Kansas ave; Marshall Bros, lis KAN
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

Curiosity compelled the Butler county
fair association to plant 500 locust trees
and !, ZOO red naples. It is hoped to OBJ
scure the view of the track BY persons
standing on the railroad grade to watch
the races free.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

Everybody needs a tonic in the spring
at this time the system Graves tonic
1t Is housecleaning time for your BODY
Lichty's Celery Nerve Compound win tone
up your nerves. blood. kidneys and liver
and fill you with health and energy. Sold
by Geo. W. Stausfield, 632 Kansas avenue
and Marshall Bros. l1b Kansas avenue
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

A dog is no less a nuisance because he
wears a collar and license tag
The Topeka state journal., 1901-05-01

Organized rebellion in the Philippines
mas. collapsed for 'steenth time.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

American countries. Tho people OF Ven
exuela, Ecuador and Colombia In particular
are % strong In their opposition TO " that
without waiting for the police 70 nvesti-
gate, they would inform against any IN
dividual attempting Ia propagate the
doctrine. Pamphlets or papers incuicating
socialistic doctrines are barred from the
mails Persons suspected OF wnting
incendiary matter are watcheuahd "hen
n writer Of socialistic tendencies comes into
the notice Of the Government he receives
q letter with an Official seal. III the South
American way II u wondrously polite -.
Most respected sshor. n begins, y
IL with much regret tina Ne beg To dlrect
oar attention to certain paragrnptH
which Appeared IN an article written ny
you In such-and-such a paper upon such.
and-~uch n date No one could find fanlt
w,th tho huency 81 your style. OF the NJ
"rary qualitie~ Of our composition. bT,
alas -ehor. W. fear that II l. dangerous
Ia the public veal. The s"ntimt nt- are
~incendiary We trust we shall not see
the like again ron you. With g"ai as
suranc.- Of respect and esteem. We beg.
Ia remain. YOUR devoted servants, &c
IL tho recipient Of this hotter l. wise,
he viii lay aside the quill he has dippss,,
in gall and take up one s~e,'ten'u WIN
honey. III be II proud. the spirit "' w.
letter may evade his mental gasp, and
BE- CONTINUES 90 disseminate his dangerous
Vows. Blu not for long
There u another letter Rs~ITrtfh
sehor.- u runs. once YOU have b-S'
warned The dootrne- you preach are
Va violation 81 the law Mus. YOU To-
warned again? Take heed We i"e to
remain. your devoted servant, Sc ,
Not many Instances are On record, OF
a third warning Such a. they are. they
comprise entri,-s in tho crimina' cour'
lssiger.
This is South America'- way with An
archy Perhaps 1t will be North Amor
ica'- way. too. before very long
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
DRINK WAVES rs. SRA WAVES.
4 New Wa, TO Get Rid Of Ones Sea Legs
Quickly on shore.

Greatest d~ishcovcry known = modern
Hchience,' said the man with the yachting
cap and the burned nose ~ he gulTsd
down the second half Of hi= highball AMI
tried To look wise. What - Why. the
application 81 drink waves 10 sea waves
in order q effect n naturalization of OPP
passing motions Waiter. bring mother
drink waye Great scheme. great scheme
An it's all mine Sh down an III tell
v about Il Change that wave order .
two pillows. waiter
" 49, ~ this way I'm no landluhhcr
an | never g-t saasick But y always
takes me- long time 4 Ct my sea legs IN
when ] get back on shore Everything
seems : sway. v know. With IN" gentle,
soothing motion q the sea streets. build
ings. peoplc an all That's what makes
sailors alwav- walk roly-polv when they
first strike land They Wenipulat" their
feet sos Ia meet the -idcw ak half way
when u comes up Ever feel that way2
II makes We wonder how the other Ispple
all hang on I've often felt THAT wav tor-
u ~dishcuvrred m ercct Of the ncutraliza-
ton Of opI.osin' motions II was after tho
lC'umnia -ShamyNcht rock rac' to-day
tina | worked n all ou' Saw. waiter. bring
couple more breakers. will vo7
" know how when v" drink a lot every
him i-gin- ? rock an roll round. don't
v.7 Wei. n does That the principl"
- my theory - naturalization The min
ute si"pyri on drv and this afternoon
things lpgan Z roll something Dreadful
II wa- r,ally very anuuyin' Bu' | fooled
en- all right | sail'd right into = saloon.
anchored on tho tar. and whlsil"d for "a
~" high hal 1h"n. Just A. ia" roam
started on tho stari,oard lurch | gulysd
her down ] ordered mother high hall
an repeated shay, after seven drink
l. hIs' a. steady a. a raft In a hath tub.
D'n'cher -- itp Why, ! timed my drinks
SOS tho roll from the bpoze came In OK
actly opposite q the sea pitchin Nv
the time 1t had seven the two motions jus
countcracted each other. an everything
snom"d on the dead level SHAY waiter.
dldnf | order two morr rive whitecaps'
An. waiter. put just a ripple 81 rang"
bltterr IN mlne.
Great srheme. OH 'Cour~e y have
. Va. Judgment in adnp'in' the right kinder
drink waves = meet YER sea waves Nov,
t'day tho sPa on the Hook was hong an
rollln' swells T count 'rlct that ! nRiu-
lly took long m r'llin' high balls II
= "a been a short. choppy sa Id \ mot
II with short, snappv cocktails II v
tried Z put long sea waves up against short
fooza pillows v couldn't n,rt Ia shtupi-
fcation T opppsin' motions SHAY. it,
gcttin' rough. amt - Hang on tight.
" man. Nhoop. We GO Thash twice
a. high : over saw u Who 90 -
! know whash matter Drink motion an
sea motion both gplu' .am" way Makes
slA We. jus twirr' : high = sht"adv now
-hoo out who-o-o.o"p, W" GO
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
NAMES SkINk CROP.
Cash Returns From the Pcits and the on
Estimated ~ ats ono . Year.

B,SooU. Me Oct IL Now tha, tho frost
Is on the stubble IN the folds - Maine ,
M" skunk hunters an ou' for husiuoss
Tho skunk. although shunned hy society
In general, ~ much sought for by the hpvs
Of rural Maine. because its oil il worth
about y a gallon for making into liniment
ar.d Us T"lt sells NJ from IS cents 10 e..
according 20 color and thickness 81
the fur
The skunk industry Is a bigger thing in
Maire than most people suppose. tho an
nual cash returns iring about s7Sl0oo. One
man iu The town Of Prospect sold last year
s7D worth ut Jsl's and t0D worth 81 oil,
and u'hrrs have don" A. well, while ID"
hovS Who earn the prN' ~ their winter
clothing In th'~ way arr numbered hv thou
sands Back skunk r~lts ar" worth about
~ apicC'
The pun, ha-ers have the skins tanned
and Owed black. aud Ill them to furri"r@,
WHO MAKE them up. unde various names
for th" aduruWent and comfort NJ stylish
women The oil Is tried out over n slow
FIRE. and lu'tl"d II - a lmpid, semi
Transparent ruid. free from odor ard much
used hV druggists Applied pun, y ts a
favorite remedy for sprains. scalds and
hrll-~-. vhibc MIXED With ammonia ~
make a hnin"ut that j. regarded With
CONFIDENCE Amounting almp~t 10 suIsf-
stitiuu 10y a." country people as a run" Tor
every M
With all the killing 81 tens Of thousands
every wear, N. skunk Srcm- iu incfca-,
rather thau 80 sCpra-r Ia uGmtcr-, and
thor NJ" mof- -kunks In Main" to-day
than thenr wor' ten ycarS agu. - say the
hunters. Naturally m inset hunter, the
skunk doss not thnN. well on anything els'.
and an attempt mAd" Spme YEAR, ago 10y a
few farmer 10 hrssd them In e~ucloSurrs,
with oNal as Toad was a fiat failure. THIS
diet madr "a. ANIMAL fur thin and coar~e,
nnf they vi-ld-i very lttl- oil To H. useful,
as well a. fragrant. the skunk mri-i haN" a
v idc R.ld 80 acti,ity and all his nights out.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
nan LIGHTNING.
Rare Ph~nomcnon Described b., q weather
nureau Observer who witnessed ~.

Every schoolboy has seem pictures ~
what l. called ball lightning II IL a very
rare phenomenon n no meteoroloRist
pr"tcuis ~ understand II Prof Davis -
Harvard saws IN his Elementary N"teoro-
lpgV" that discharge ~ atmospheric eleS'-
trlciiy OCCASIONALLY take III" form " glo N"
lightning. having the appearance ~ lutnin-
} uu- halls. -s-ming to H. = foot ~ ~ IN diam
.trr. moving AZ n mud"ra'" Velocity and
passing about among objects near M"
ground. remaining vl~ill" n number II
seconds and commonly disappearing with
an explosion. No satisfactory explanation
has i,-u unrred fur his phenomenon. care
Tll observation should IT, mad" uf n
Another m"t.sprolos,s' calls u a very rare
form II lightning "" saws that a vivid
na-h. accompanied hv a violent explosion,
seems 10 rroloCt 4 brilliant bomb a. th"
earth lUEu striking no" earth "a" bomb
may rrtDuui several times lafnr" ~ splits
up ard di~aut~ar~ Ne adds hat NJ salts
factory explanation has tssu given oi THIS
singular form - elect riCal iisrhHrgn
\ short time agu there wa a display o'
hall ligl'riug near Cumberland. Md and
a short account was giN"u Of u IN a local
newspaper strangr vagaries ~ tell
lightning ar" ~ seldom Witnessed that
scientific mon have sometimes "Npf"~~fi
doubt hat there il any such thing II has
o.. vc' t-~u fuund very difficult u" form \
th.ltv ahuu' n that viii cover Nil iis I--oul-
iarti'-. particularly a. regards shape,
color. slow AMI 'rraiiC movement ana
finally cNplOsiyr "N'Sts
All r.ruprts Il bal lightning tina, are we'll
described are welepm.sl bv mcfcprulpgisi~
Who hppa hy nccimulating eyid.uCr 90 -,mc
DIV attain a lettnr idea ~ tins curious
,b,unu.unu The latest cNT-,rt"u,- re-
isrioSi IL from the J.u II Robert S.yhoth,
an observer in the Weather Bureau, who
v,'s. tp the NoEfbIv Weather RorIsu Il
,r ,,t.pri.pc. with tall lightning when b."
- lad IN a New Rstfnut whaling bark
40. ala. f.,rfIN,si corner of Hudson Raw
,..tt, % .'cI.ck an the r.rulpg tffpr a
,,-rtl. storm If wind aud rain ~. ho-
..f,, .h,n H. ..,-.irr the upt-.r hold ON
49,. -f,rr.npsail hrac, Nhil. az work he
40 thunder cLDud apuar-utlv only a
49,. yarl. ais,ve he milz.n truck aud a
,t,u..f later. he saw a tall 81 hr-. tho sigo
~ a mans head. dc,sch itself from tho
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

he Attracted 10 his e~~tablkhment the most
successful and entertaining men who were
IN the habit Of Waiting Washington, Out
Ode Of railroad oficers Of the highest stand
ing no ono had more passes over the lead-
ing lines Of the country than John Cham
berlin. He could 70 anywhere he pleased
without paying n cent. One pass is-uei
hy the President 81 a Western road read
-PaSs John y. Chamberlin. account. pro-
found piety.- Chamberin used 20 show
that piece 81 pastelboard with much gles.
and would then remark, -fh beauty about
this H. the thinr IL true
Although Ihauihsrlin was execution
proof FOR many years tefor" his death,
he accomplished Ia uo other person
could have don" without s'Sruritv To put
up for the money he borrowed owing to
hir personal popularity Congress voted
him the right to euc a hotel on the Gov
crnnaif reservation A. Port Monrue. Va
He tlsn ssi AT work 10 fai-r the money.
The enicrpris'. through bad management.
dragged along for some years. Only a
few months isfor, ms death NJ. Cham
t-rlin showed a friend a small book In
which WERE recorded ia" names 81 the
~financiers who backed HIM. Among the
number wer' j. Pierpout Morgan. John
u. Rockefeller, Georgp VI Pullman. two
or morn Of the Havein"ycrs and Jay Gould
Chamterlin lived to ss-e hi- hotel at Old
Point cumpl"iad II was his. and yet IL
wasn't. for h" did not own any M th" bonds
nothing hut some ~ III" common stock
which probably will never H. worth 'hc
paper on which u was printed but ia"
hotel l-sar- hl- name and had he lived lie
would have l--'n Of the management
II was Mi. Chamierliu'- Intention Ia
write "a book about the men h. had met
in New York ami Washington He was "A
good story teller. aud "a Iokor ~ the finest
art. II" was %intiInht"lv acquainted Nth
NOR" distinguished men and raCunieur-
than probably any other hotel proprietor
that ever lived. So his book would have
teen Of intercs, had II l--en written. Cham
t-rlin failed physically ~ RAPIDLY that he
could not carry out his Intentions II was "A
sptarfn ~ sipe.ra ragrpt Ia him
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

Eros. 30 ,1c'srant o'r 'rooE Trrsrs
IINfN.TtN. ~. 'tf s lhsfF Nns n
storm meeting h.re 'p-dIv ~ ~" go Tod
sfat~ VETERANS 81 a.. kcutrgA. Absorption.
la Nprl thor" va . NOV ~rn"ui fnad~
,c.ard REORGANIZATION. fof 80 pifpos~ 20
aroprarg s.V~rkl m+uthrfs Whose snf r-Hnrd-
-. tnf ~hai thsy ought in TO fuf tr' rank
thes held ~ The uTgarl.a'ur
h.t = r-saIuttou wAs olrr~d nv 'Ahsi
NulurA ~. daV haNlUg fur Ifs object Ne dtN-
gs.Uttruafe - ths u-s - title lr tlH SOCIAL
- ~artraffnH maHH werTfsrH were uu fhTIr
60 e. Huf-ssf f n al.n had suuTsFtrf
a.. HIaIuss 81 nat ths ~ o. o. e w~N sffs
I.trr rr bounded uIfH fns fl'r N ff" snrfal
90 rarIFHtHH.. uft i.Hl fI''fF &C. Fa'l"r
NuuIt D. HftHfI=an
10 r..sIutisu 49, rssa-d ruH 49, rssuit
uaFN e fHE furrtrfs 49, fufl"ut lHfah-
,e.t, ttiss q setlefAA Oo4sul U Nalof wA
have o. -
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

rFsfs Nssfse~s uss
80. 2. "a u. " a. 49, t :, s,''Trh' sr.s'c
suplliec are TIE sdvert.sf rraps us -
~ u1 sSsoc.suoA-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
NTNT ~ INDIAN.
A Trui, American NM of Fare Prepared
for rranksEi,inS

Here. according to a Boston occasional
newspaper. IL a menu IN ~" vernacular
Of the American Indian hat tnhr tho
paJ~r does not say. hut perhaps one -
the Algonquin tribes u FIRST par, -
tho menu relates To- n surt 81 luncheon,
which bears tho name OF "Nompasmet-
suonk Tho lunch'r, enjoyed Ties"
things.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

Ashanti kenuskiye uonk
pesve sitchipu,k SICK SNlNg tetuk1ul namAug
lNttpnAnrlss AIuAchimunAsh.
ruttuck sgunAsh
M4nnuunug mHchtpI 4uAt
This was not ~ bad a. II Seems First
there wa lobster mixture. ~supposahl,
lobster salad. then was n choice of lit'l'
Neck CLANS and fish balls After that
came bread nuts or doughuuts, then crack
cr- and finally chcc-c For dinner, whicl
rcluic-t ~ the nam" - -Pot,hcqua-mo'
sunnk.- This -m~Cisuurk." or list of VIC.
tuals wa orcrcd.
NIVrI sirklssung npitAtta no asichuAsh
N'rkI~sYug krnugkiN tuous
Ahhampcfh uhurtarNHNIgk
NpWusu missucks1uock.
Neahtsir'WgE asWne
A.NuNf
SickiSsuog IautIr hShAntraug
guFhustr
Ns1hSsuram4k Uftarnasa
NiintteSH
7 fuuuuknsh
NisouppsuoE Nioki~u pliock 5uinegs
krru4sYtluUk
NhAump
nunuunnur mschippq at
INSTRUMENTATION
Munnemecbirlu uunk W-numrnrAsh
mau-sguSs~da
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

This dinner was evidently much moro
extensive tina the lun"h"on \ large
part Of the dinner huur must haN" h~s'n
taken up IN reading M" menu. however
To- tran-lai" this Indian kitchen Latin .
FIRST cam clam watc' in cuI~, clam hro'h.
that - then clam mixture. ch"wd"r. then
deVillcSi lobster IN -hGl- This diSh throws
doubt on tho accuracy - the entire menu
Aiter this camc hr,il~l hlu"n~h. AMI With
this hsh wa -rrytyi -Ilaut fr1m "a" other
side. bv which a." rI1"f ,tt.' icss' meant
Trruch fried jutat"f-
After M. hsh CAM 'ApNosu ~" roasis.
or baked di-hes clans. hlacltirh and lob
st~s. uuAhog. sWs-f ls~ist"''s and drink.
the. lait~f M l-arg Roasted, hov"N'i
Then Idy- and 'uhacNH, --up. CiArn iuii"rs
anal salat 'Na-aump' WC Indian uud-
ding then ch'r-" and crh"k"f~, tHl-
lowei hv aptle- ami etaI~s inrlud"i und"r
~. smI." nNu" 'Wuuu"us~'himuunuk
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ami ,h" dinu"t ended
JfoI-TlN With ~f~ srfus~ o." Nai"f
irar.'
Must of 90. vuris us-l tu toe rsfuarl-
Aiae tal ~ fare ~. rams lDf q Tow 49,"
-iil ~smmur Surh arr tauiog. bla"k
fsh ~guAhsrks. uuahng the s'ui. par ~
-ni=~uTpaunc th~ ssump 80 -an1p par
- na-aump ami Jrrhsls pare 81 s'nlc
sthsf sufdr a. wCI
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
ONE WOMAN'S WAY.
Has al Her Seasons Dressmaking
Done at One Time.

One woman / know deliberately
rives up about a fortnight to the set
tjnr in order of her wardrobe each
spring and autumn, refusing all en-
caments during that sacred period,
and wholly giving herself up for the
time being to the hot pursuit of
clothes Needless to say, her dress
maker is always forewarned and is
ready for the invader, and so manages
to get all the fittings into the fort
right. But, candidly. | don't know
how it would work out if many others
were at the same game; | should think
|itwould at least mean the death of the
lressmaker. However. the plan seems
| 10 work admirably for one; my friend
goes through her season as if dress
makers did not exist, and always has
the right frock ready. She is both
rich and clever, L may remark, and l
an inclined to think it is only rich
and clever woman who can carry out
such a system-one for whom the
lressmaker will set Others interests
aside. At the same time | often won-
der the system has not more follow
Es, for there are numbers of very
wealthy women in London to whom
an immunity during the season from
the eternal torment of the dressmaker
would mean very great deal.-West-
minister Budget.
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
RAILROAD BUSINESS.
Spasmodic in Observation-Disclosures
Rains But It Pours."

"The spasmodic character of rail-
road business adds to the difficulty
Of oPration," says Charles De Limo
Hne, in the Century. '"To-day there
will be comfortable volume of bust
less to handle. Tomorrow it will
come with rush from apparently un-
related sources. The writer learned
BY experience, whenever a certain
southern connection reported a
large consignment of bananas 'in
aght, to look for heavy shipments Of
building stone from the western con-
l@tlon at the same junction point.
Another fact that was never satisfac-
'only explained was that no matter
Saa' cay the passenger department
'e'ected to advertise and run a couple
H HAeurSon trains, that very day wit
messed the heaviest freight movement
Ofthe week."
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
handicapped by His Name.

have often thought that Born
"ls name is handicap to his popu-
arl'y with foreigners. 1t is SO diff
'Dl' to spell and to pronounce that
people avoid speaking and writing
'oout him for that reason. If he had
aSAort 4, and easily remembered name
IKE oIe Bull or Grieg, the musical
VVmposer, or lbsen, hewould be much
IOfe talked about in the drawing
,Ioms ~ and the newspapers. The COM
pi'a'ed ps and completing combination
u letters means "the star and the
"sar which, although accidental, is
specially y applicable to its owner, and
@'ey are pronounced Burnsturn Burn
,oa'rW. "a - L. Curtis, in Chicago Rec
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
BASHEESH SMOKERS.
Ex-German Physician Visits a 'Joint'
in Cairo, Egypt


A German physician describes in
medical journal his visit 10 den oi
hasheesh smokers in Cairo. His guide
was donkey boy. who could speak
German.
In dark and dirty alley they came
to lighted doorway. Entering they
passed through a room filled with
men playing domiuoe2, to the smok-
ing room,
Here says the explorer. ''wewere
welcomed ike old acquaintance.
The room was filed with smoke Of
peculiar aromatic odor and the smok-
els were in very happy mood.
On the walls were Arabic -lser-l-
tioEs and pictures Of European beau
tje, In one corner was a stoLe bear
ing mass Of glowing Goals.
A man cut up some tobacco, an
Other filed a clay pipe bowl with it,
a third hit off little pieces Of brown
h3>asc,h paste and laid them ON the
tobacco. a fourth added some glow
ing coal, and attached the bowl t.4
nargni.eh or water pipe. which us
then handed to his nt ehbor The
pipe passed from mouth - mouth,
each man taking few whitf, and eN-
nrIliur the snake from rl.t and
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
rwo MEN AND A WATCH.
.,, First One Took a Little Too Much
for Granted.

-. First One Took a Little Too Much
' for Granted.
Craft met his chum Winder in a
.,oin bound for Dukinfield, says Lon
don Answers
~What's the time?" asked Croft.
Don't know" said Winder.
oBut you looked at your watch"
81 knowIdid."
~And yet you don't know the
time:'
no"
~That's funny. But it occurs some
ZINES with me. I look at the time,
inf nv watch back, and then if any
fne asks me what time it is I find it
has completely slipped my memory"
@You must be very absent-mind-
cd"
Not more than you"
"Mel Why?"
because you have just done the
same thing"
Not at all"
Didn't you look at the time?"
"No'
"But YOU did. You took your
watch out of your pocket and looked
at it."
certainly I did"
"And then when l asked you the
time YOU had forgotten it."
'Torgotten what?"
"The time, of course"
"Nonsense! | never knew it,"
"Neyer knew it. What d'you
mean
"What say. My watch wasn't go
ing
"Not going! Then why the dick
ems couidn'tyou say so at first"
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
A Mistaken Notion.

Unfortunately, it seems to be the
opinion Of many girls that the best
fishing ground for a husband is at
street corners, and around soda foun-
tains.-Atchison Glohe.
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
etnter of Glove Making.

NJ, lfague holds a record in glove
raaa aAllg' exporting 5000, 900 pairs .
'tag' worth f4oo, 900.
The Grenada sentinel., 1901-10-05
Few Die of O.d Age.

Only 900 peoplein 1,00O,0 900 die Of
old age.