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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
POLICE OFFICER RESCUED.
officer "A. c. Swanson of the Council
Bluffs Force Tells an Interesting

officer A. c. Swanson of the Council
Bluffs Force Tells an Interesting
Story.
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa, Jan. 81,
l901.-(Special.) = Kind-hearted Officer
Swanson of the local police force is yery
popular in this city. He has lived here
for seventeen years, and has enjoyed
many high offices in social and society
work. He is now Vice-President Of the
"Dannebrog" Brotherhood the largest
Danish secret society in America, which
combines benevolent with the social
features. Owing to the constant ex-
posture and many hours on his feet,
which his duty as Police Officer
makes unavoidable, Mr.. Swanson be-
came the victim Of serious Kidney and
Liver Trouble. He was very bad, but
has entirely recovered. He gives the
story in his own words as follows:
II have been sufferer for many
years with Kidney and Liver Trouble,
and have tried many remedies, some Of
which gave me temporarily relief, and
others which were absolutely worthless.
I began to think that there was no help
for me, when my nephew gave me a
part of a box of Dodd's Kidney Pills
which he had left, saying that it would
do no harm to try them, as they had
certainly fixed him all right. What he
gave me helped me so much that l felt
justified in purchasing more, and grew
slowly better. It took almost two
months to effect a complete cure as
mine was very bad case but can
cheerfully and truthfully say that am
a we'll man to-day, and am very CRATE
full that Dodd's Kidney Pills were thus
brought to my notice"
The wonderful cures effected by
Dodd's Kidney Pills in Iowa have Gre
ated quite a sensation in some parts Of
the State. There does not seem to be
any case Of Lame Back, rheumatism,
Kidney or Bladder Trouble which these
wonderful Pills cannot cure They are
certainly popular here, and the sale
through the local druggists is very
large.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

The day was when men Of prominence
hesitated to give their testimonials to
proprietary medicines for publication.
This remains true to-day of most pro-
prietary medicines. But Peruna has be-
come SO justly famous, it's merits are
known to so many people of high and low
stations, that no one hesitates to see his
name in print recommending Peruna.
The highest men in our nation have
given Peruna strong endorsement. Men
representing all classes and stations are
equally represented.
A dignifed representative of the Pres
byterian Church in the person of Rev.
e. G.. Smith does not hesitate to state
publicly that he has used Peruna in his
family and found it cured when other
remedies failed. In this statement the
Rev. Smith is supported by an elder in
his church.
Rev. e. G. Smith, pastor of the Pres
byterian Church Of Greensboro, Ga,
writes:
Having used Peruna in my family for
some time it gives me pleasure to testify
to it's true WORTH My little boy seven
years of age had been suffering for some
time with catarrh of the lower bowels.
Other remedies had failed, but after
taking two bottles of Peruna the trouble
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
Bullet Through His Head.

An English paper prints the following
extract from letter written by an Off
Ger OF unimpeachable yeracity:
yesterday we had another instance
or the remarkable endurance and yitali-
ty OF savage races. 1t is not very nice
family reading, but must tell it to you
as 1t seems to me to be such a really
marvellous instance Of endurance. Yes
terday morning kaffir was admitted
into our Lines with his head lacerated
most terribly. He actually walked into
camp with hole right through his head
and his brain protruding through the
wound and dried on to his forehead by
the sun. He was a fearful sight. We
handed him over to the doctor, to whom
he afterWard stated that he had walked
all the way from Boer laager about
twenty miles away. He had had quar-
rel with his MASTER a Boer on COM
mando, who as a punishment had bro
ken his thumb with a sjambok and
afterward placed a revolver to the back
of his head and fired bullet through
dt. The native was left in a donga for
dead but after lying senseless for three
days, exposed to the sun and flies by
day and the cold by night, he actually
walked the whole distance without food
until lie reached our camp. Our doctor
takes it as an affront to medical knoWl-
edge that the man should be alive and
has sent him to the hospital at Stander
ton for examination by the medical staff
there"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

almost entirely disappeared. For this
special malady l consider it well nigh a
specific. As q tonic for weak and worn
out people it has few or no equals.'-
Rev. e. G. Smith.
Mr. M. J. Rossman, prominent mer-
chant of Greensboro, Ca, and an elder
in the Presbyterian Church Of that place,
has used Peruna, and In a recent letter
to The Peruna Medicine Co., of Column
bus, Ohio, writes as follows:
"For long time | was troubled with
catarrh Of the kidneys and tried many
remedies, all Of which gave me no relief.
Peruna was recommended to me by
several friends, and after using few
bottles am pleased to say that the long
looked for relief was found and l ann
now enjoying better health than l have
for years, and can heartily recommend
Peruna to all similarly afflicted. 1t -
certainly grand medicine. M. J.
Rossman.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving 9
full statement Of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of the
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
Too Much Culture.

Aunt Penelope Virgins" as every
pouy caHed her, was visited one sum-
mer by niece from the East, vassar
college graduate. Aunt Penelope was
one Of the most hospitable souls alive,
put she was not greatly impressed by
the superior learning of her young rela-
i've, and one day she freed her mind
about her thus: Talk to me about
what a college education does for a
girl! What do you suppose Matilda
said to me the first day she came? She
said, I'm SO glad to meet you, auntyl
You accent your name on the Aunty
Penultimate, don't your Did you ever
hear such nonsense? l had to tell her
my name wasn't Aunty Penultimate,
but Aunty Penelope, and thought she
would die a-laughingp'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
StinglesS Bee.

A small stingless bee is found in the
state of Sinaloa and in Topic. The
honey of this bee is not in great guam
tity, is dark colored very liquid, and
is said not to crystalline. Another pc
culiarity of the honey is that it has a
decidedly sour, or tart, taste, and on
this account it is much sought after as
being greater delicacy than the
sweet honey of the tame bee. The rea-
son these bees are small producers is
that, as they are stingless, they are
constantly robbed by the larger varie-
ties, the tame bee being one of the
robbers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
The Boys Room.

~, % WISE parents will always seek to
:. .1'Sl their boys with a room more
| S>"'e 10 them than the street-cor-
"s'ause they realize that IAN ounce
ra r. E E IS worth a pound Of
'ro 1eS is worth many pounds Of
so,;, S"' IL order that it may be as at
,r;. W. "e boys must feel at liberty
h ;, u Aeir room their boy friends,
Rly '"leFlan them there, as the
ro, trends are entertained in their
90, 'oom. Then let the boys have
Efor u , ulne of their own choosing.
ar NON | want prescribed way to
| n, oi en'ertain themselves; they
b. 4,SDy 10 be let alone, allowed to
ba,on,"e S choose, and not be nagged
on ~use they are not quieter. Just
kl,bfr, S u1e!f noise is a harmless,
Eds,n,, sood-time" noise leave them
kscinn 'su' Boys will not endure
h tbs -, :, VIII drive them from home
/ tban streets streets more quickly and sure
kcopror Ds ulhs else under the sun.
|cn * s Sc the boys to feel that their
aNers :' castle, and that they are
sRas n III their own domain,-Wo-
dome Companion ~
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
An Innovation.

a !, Louisville and Nashville r. r., to-
' aD with It's connecting lines, has in
Su'aIed the Chicago and Florida Linn
I, NhIch is a daily, solid train, wide
EbbO q steam heated, gas lighted,
'a alllIns car service for all meals en-
|e rom Chicago to Thomasville, Ga,
4, and st. Augustine, Fla. The
\ FL = raves Chicago over the Chicago
| Eastern Illinois tracks at 11:O5 a. m,
TrIns VIA Evansville, Nashville, Bir-
" qua, and Montgomery, Plant System
'taSNSon.ylIie, Florida East Coast to
: augustine u arriving at the latter city
,',&O the next evening, making the fast
Il D, ut. ever made between these points.
Igis 'a.H mas annex sleeper leaving st.
, @~ al 20 p. m, which also runs
| cUsH Ar. {. /. Stone, General Pas
p agent Louisville and Nashville
|r w. Louisville. Ky, will answer all
'' n.; concerning this train and fur
'''"'eu matter concerning it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
a Remedy for the Grippe.

Physicians recommend KEMP BA AZ
SAN ms remedy for patients ati1lcted
with the grip, as it is especially adap PIE; q
for the throat and lungs. Do not wait l1t
for the first symptoms of the disease, pu 5
get bottle to-day and Keep !. on nanu
for use the moment it IS needea. - h n.s
lee.e e,,arn,on;a KEMP'S BALSAM pre-,
VIZ Vents This by keeping the cough loose ana
NE n'I lungs free from inflammation. A All
d dr sell KEAIP'S BALsAM at zoe
oD1 ACE
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
Gold! Gold! Gold!

The latest Ell Dorado Is reported to be on
Nome City Beach, Alaska. Thousands Of
people are Fastening there, many Of whom
return broken in health. OF what avail is
gold when health is gone? Guard your
letters Stomach Bitters. It viii regulate
the bowels, stir up the liver, invigorafe the
Kidneys, and absolutely cure indigestion,
constipation, malaria, chills and fever. It's
q good medicine to keep on hand.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
Exter;or

MIS-. Pendergast-He you are ask
ing me for money to buy something to
eat with, yet am sure I smell liquor
on you.
sloWfoot Pete Yes, It's on me this
trip, mum. Cork came out while was
on the bumpers and I got it all over
me and not a drop In me.-Denver
News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
The Reason Why.

$50 you're going to be married again?
To whom?"
ITO my late wife's sister,"
els she handsome or rich?"
Neither"
"Then why do you marry her.!
ITO tell the truth, it's because want
snly one mother-in-l v-Heitere
Welt.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo o.
We the undersigned have known F. j. Cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fnan-
cially able to carry out any obligation made by
their firm.
WEST &TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. Q.
WALDTNG KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists. Testimonials free.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

mlho disappears entirely while
all the muscles are strong and
the nerves absolutely calm.
Sleep is the indication given
by Nature as a guide to human
plans to restore health. It
shows that there are inherent
in the wonderful human
organism powers of recupera-
ton which must have oppor-
tunity to assert themselves.
Based on this clear demon
stration, DR.. Greene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy was
constructed by DR.. Greene to
help Nature combat the Ills
that attack men and women.
What no amount of powerful
drugs could possibly accom-
plish, can be successfully and
promptly effected by healthy
blood and nerves, the kind of
blood which flows in strength
ening food to every portion
of the body, the condition of
nerves which permits awak-
ened Nature to seize it's OPP
portunity to restore to perfect
health.
Mrs. FLORENCE TAYLOR, of 4
CORTLAND Place, Bridgeport, Conn,
writes:
"For four years I was troubled
xuif1, Iahi1Skxr e@,I ario
in most aggravated form. It caused
s1eeplessness and mental depression,
and for months was confined to my
bed. My constitution wasted and I
totally lost my appetite. / had many
doctors. but they failed to give. me
any relief. was advised to try DR..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy. Twas in terrible condition
when I began its use, and almost
Immediately there was wonderful
change came over me. ! regained
my appetite. the dizziness in my head
departed it renewed my interest in
life and made me feel, in fact, like
another person. After taking six
bottles I thankfully proclaimed my
self strong and we'll Those six
bottles did for ne what hundreds of
dollars and numerous physicians
failed to do"
Dr.. GseeEse,S Mes'1
Essr,a is tire Remedy
that Cures
Full explanation of these matters
given by DIR. Greene on request, with
out charge. DR.. Greene's address is
IS West 14th Street, New York City.
Consultation with him either by call
or letter Is absolutely free.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

Legislation against drunkenness in
Belgium dates from 1887. 1t deals with
the drunk and disorderly, supplying Ii
quor to drunken person or a child I'M
der 49,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

am sure piso's Cure for co aso'mMrs'
sored nv life three years as Sarwieh,
s Saseu Robbins, Maple street. Nor"i'A'
n T.. Feb. II, 1900.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

PQFO Permanently Cured. No fits after
f first days use of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Re-
storer Send FREE 90 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch st., Philadelphia Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

wen complete proation follows inability sleep is no
p strain Vital forces are drawn confirmed invalid
The recuperave power of natural Complete
l and exhaustion gives place, hours Of
pmber full renewal of energy fatigue BODY and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

TO CURE A COLDIN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

then you may be sure that there is one
less rascal in the world.-Carlyle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

Riches without charity are nothing
worth. They are blessings only to him
who makes them a blessing to others
Fielding.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

The recent census shows that about
IL per cent of the population Of the
United States is colored.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

Mrs Winsiow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; sottens the gums, reduceS Inflammation.
allays pain cures wind collie. % cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

All you can fad IN sone a1'
workshops is old saws.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
INSOMNIA Is .

~lN soMNIA is .
forerunner OF
nervous pros
tration; what
organism is
,trong enough to stand !
s sn under the strain OF
sieeepless nights? 1t is
n pis that nothing IN the
pr ,arI can possibly take
H tba Mace of restful sleep,
VII VII manv try to exc out
"! so existence without this
s sustaining power. Their
s sa are in such a state
M NJ tension that sleep is
81 an impossibility,, or at
hest is a series OF hideous
dreams. 1t is not strange
that physical and mental
s. amounting
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

The best is the cheapest. Carter's Ink Is
the best, yet it costs no more than the
poorest.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

A betting man doesn't have to be
fat to be q heavy loser.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

barrs,s p1ns of horsehesh to Europe
ldpSt,ss,a !'ed like beef, is a thirty
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
Lanes Family Medicine

IHN0 . S1IHIEy N0U4CHHO
Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and soc.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

LONDON o., again becoming popular
tbs fcra auu Women also are taking
WIN Of exercise.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

Faith without works is dead and
work without faith is drudgery
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

. Use p 7 as simple as washing when
J.. OINAM FADELEsS DYES Y rs
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

4 f,se sslsIae evidence, the same shah ME al
mitfed iii any court aS prima facie evidence
At such facts SO recited. Any VIII Of real
estate, or a copy thereof, foreign or domes-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24
lsnn,. = Leads to CONSERVATION.

=, Go f to rS will stop the cough at
sSaqqple bottS,oo ut druggist to-day and get
!! bottles q Tree. Sold in rs and So
'oo& oo at once; delays are dan
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

s,s REASON OK having
49, sssels ordinance amy part or
omit As@ ~ rhaf,fer 40a. no new assess
parts OF r11ka s. = ana damages as heFeinbe-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-01-24

s d. upon committees wflen necessary The
&c ssaAl- aI-afms of each house shall ap-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-12-28

democratic vote out of the scatter
ing" column in the election returns.
We do not know to what faction
of the democracy Congressman Burle-
SON belongs. Apparently, he is not
a Bryanite, but this does not neces-
sarily mean that he is n Cleveland
or Carlisle man. 1t is hard to place"
some of the southern democrats in
1901. In the shifting of position and
general and particular chaos in the
democratic party in the south, the
southwest and the west, he is n wise
democrat who can tell offhand at
the present time where he is "at."
These days try democratic souls
harder than any other times which
have come since 1864, except in the
year when Henry Watterson and the
democratic mugwumps were shout
ing for the anti-democrat, Greeley,
when Thomas +. Bayard and the
rest of the democratic straightouts
were fighting Greeley and trying to
draft Charles O'Conor, and when
O'Conor and the democratic blue
lights in general were so Disguised
with its alterations that they re-
nounced, for the time being, the de-
mocracy and all its works, and
prayed for the victory of the repub-
lican party.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-12-28
"sxrinn Lamb Fleece,

A certain young member of the Rit-
tenhouse club, who has just returned
from jaunt through Syria, freely
admits to his friends his conclusion
that he has more money than brains.
1t seems that, while travelling through
the interior of that country, he was
prevailed upon by one of the sons Of
the prophet to buy ut an exceedingly
high price n great deal of what was
described to him as Syrian lamb
fleece" When he returned to Phil
adelphia he sent this to his tailor with
instructions to use It for lining a
heavy ulster he was having made. A
week or so later he called at the tail
or's to try on the overcoat.
"You didn't send us quite enough
material, Mr.. Bland" remarked the
proprietor of the store, $50 had to
send out to get some more to line
the sleeves with"
"But that's impossible" cried the
traveller. "You can't get the fleece
anywhere in America. It's to be had
only in Syria!"
II think you're mistaken replied
the tailor, "in this country we call it
rabbit skim Philadelphia Record.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-12-28
UNCLE X, JONES.


Uncle HI Jones was an optimist born:
Doubt in mems motives he treated with
scorn.
Went through the world with faith that
was sweet.
Harboring nevef a thought OF deceit.
Once I remember, imposed on like sin
BY a man tricky, we begged he'd begin
Legal proceedings and force him to fight.
Reckon" said uncle, hell do what Is
rightr'
In the worlds honesty uncle believed;
Vowed what man gave. that he received.
II one was straight In his dealings, and
square,
He'd end the same kind of folks any
wherel
Never a. quarrel knew him to pick;
Never complained, though his troubles
came thick.
Though this man nagged him, or that
one. in spite,
Reckon" said uncle. hell do what Is
rightr'
Homely believer in all that was good.
Through his whole life he was misunder-
stood
Dubbed IAN old fogy" and called rather
Yet when DOC" told him the end had
drawn near,
Asked him. II any last word he would say.
Whether the parson or someone should
Guess God win know that treated men
white;
'Reckon." said uncle. Hell do what is
right!
Roy Farrell Greene, In Orange Judd
Farmer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-12-28
THE JACKsONS SENTENCED.
Convicted of Immoral Practices ana
Fraud at LOndon-Must
Go to Jail.

London, Dec. 81. - Theodore and
Laura Jackson, the latter best known
in the United States by the name of Ann
Odelia Diss de Bar, were found guilty
by jury in the Old Bailey Friday ON
charges of immoral practices and
fraud. The Judge at once imposed sem
tence of fifteen and seven years.
penal servitude upon Jackson and his
reputed wife, respectively. The pris-
oners listened to the passing of SEN
tence in evident establishment, but
maintained silence. As the judge An
ished Jackson turned from the prison
ers' dock and walked down the steps.
Swami" as the woman, head of the
so-called Theocratic Unity, has lat
terly called herself. smiled, bowed
to the judge and court. and followed
her male companion to where officers
were waiting to take them to prison.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-12-28
DRIFT OF OPINION.

tJThe president says that "reciproc-
ity is the handmaiden of protection"
Very true, and that is the reason the
free traders must Keep away from her.
Cleveland Leader.
ryMr. Gage has one remarkable dis
tinction. He Is the only finance minis
ter of great nation who has had n
$100, 900, 900 surplus to report this year
OR any surplus at all.--N. Y. World
(Dem.).
GJIt is curious fact that the pres
ent Hay-Pauncefotc treaty is more
strongly in the American interest than
the first one was, even after it had
been amended by the senate in way
that made it unacceptable to England.
Indianapolis Journal.
UWhat is the matter with William
Jennings Bryan? Has he not recog-
nizedh his opportunity In the temporary
stringency of the money market, to
declare again that free coinage of sill
YER msst be instituted to make money
always plenty ALBANY Journal.
r5The new Philippine tariff is de-
nounced by democrats rs another step
on the road to Imperialism. A few
years ngo the money power" and
"goldbug" were the favorite democrat
ic epithets. As q Understanding word
imperialism" IL an improvement
indianapolis Journal.
E1This dewdrop OF wisdom Is from
the MaryvIile (Mo.) Tribune: 1T would
hsve been better for the Missouri DEM
ocrats II they had stuck TO lying about
republicans instead Of taking to tell
the truth about each other" Truth In
any shape IL bad medicine Tor ring
sters.--st. Louis Globe Democrat.