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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

Mr.. Backward-We1l-er-ye since
you ask me. 1 was thinking of consult
ing fortune teller. :,
Miss Coy-To find out when you will
marry, Ell? = :s<..
Mr.. Backward-Why-e -er-yess r.
Miss Coy-Why not ask me and save
the fortune-teller's fee toward the
price of the ring Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

Polish usually exaggerates the re.
flections of a fool.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

Biffer-My wife is subject to nervous
headaches; can't stand bit of noise.
Buffer-Too bad!
Biffer-Yes; why, even had to sell
my new golf suit Ohio State Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21
His Imagination.

Percolluh-What are you working at
30 feverishly?
Spacer-Pve got an assignment to
write an article on How to Be Happy
Though Moving. g."-Chicago Tribune
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

Son (at his studies)-Papa, wish 1
had been born in the time Of Charlie
magne.
Father-Why?
Son-Then wouldn't have had to
learn everything that has happened
since.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

A Very Long Sermon.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-06-21

Ethel-He telegraphed his proposal
to her.
Maude-And did she accept him?
Ethel-No; she said that she had no
use for man who would waste his
money on telegraph tolls instead Of
spending it for caramels.
Journal.
Misguided Young Man.
Ned-Does Arthur play golf an Sun
day?
Tom-Well, he thinks he does.--som-
erville Journal.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08
SHORT ITEMS lcAzETTED.

Mrs. G. A. Luedtke of Fairmont
was visiting with her father, Dwight
Bissell ofthis city, during por:
tion Of last week.
VIM. Melke has purchased the
lumber for the erection Of q large
barn on his farm west Of the city,
the. structure to cost in the neigh.
borhood Of ST 900.
The LePage sisters, two Of the
finest lightning change artists,
dancers and singers and tumblers
on the American vaudeville stage,
and cousins Of IL. A Baldwin, who
have been visiting with the latter
fer over a week, returned to their
home in Chicago Monday The
young ladies have been travelling
with an all-star vaudeville company
during the past season
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08
THE REDWOOD GAZETTE.
BY AIKEN & SGHMAHL.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 1901.
Chicago & Northwestern Railway.
LOCAL TIME CARD, REDWOOD FALLS

LOCAL lime #CARD, sREDWOOD FALLS.
Subject to change.
DEPARTURs OF TRAINS.
No. 62, daily except Sunday i p. m.
and east; also for Tracy, Marshall, Water
town, Huron and Pierre Parlor car, Kasota
kato to Chicago af3.s
No. 81. daily except Sunday -: 4:3o p, m:
Connects at Sleepy Eye with trains east and
connection with Omaha at Kasota for Sioux
City and Omaha.
ARRIVAL OF TRAINS.
No 81. daily except Sunday ..1O:l5 a. m
Connects with new train, No. 5, from east
No, 6s. daily except Sunday )......4:15 p. M
and all points east and west.
w. B. KNIsKERN. A. G. JOHNSON.
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agt, Ger. Agent,
Chicago. Winona Mimi
MINNEAPOLIS & st. Louis Railway.
1eme of arrival and departure Of mail and
press trains from Redwood,
No. 49, daily except Sunday, 1877 p. M,
for Mereapolis and ST. Paul connecting wit q
through trains for Chicago and the east, st,
Moines, Omaha and and points @ vest through r Ugh
dining and sleeping cars.
No. Ia. daily except Sunday ........1 :43 p. m.
For Hanley Falls and 9Watertown.
FREIGHT TRAINS.
No. rs, going east Tuesdays, Thursdays
ana Saturdavs sat .......;, 5; 50 p. m.
ia JONES, Agent
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08
Wild W5fh eczema
Fire Could Not Have Been More
Painful. 5

q After spending two years in taxi
ing all kinds of medicines that were
suggested for eczema, but without
avail, my mother was induced to take
Hoods Sarsaparilla. The result was
wonderfully gratifying Her limbs
had been terribly lacerated by the dis
ease, and there were times when tire
could not have been more painful.
She was, in fact. almost wild. Two
bottles of Hoods Sarsaparilla conf
pletely cured her, and not trace of
eczema was left q. W. DECKER,
Gardiner, n. i.
Eat Well, Sleep Well.
q Hoods Sarsaparilla has been q
great blessing to me. 1 was weak,
irritable, tired and nervous; had no
appetite and was always sad and des-s
pondent. One day got hold Of a
little book about Hoods Sarsaparilla.
I looked it over and resolved to try a
bottle. / Yas better before it vas
gone, SO 1 kept on until + had taken
five bottles. I can now sleep well,
feel cheerful and can do all my york,
including plain Sewing, and I can
walk two or three miles day. / am
55 years old and now feel that life is
worth living.' Mrs. EMMA SMITH,
SO 3. Mitchell St., OsWego, n. y.
! Critical Period OF Life.
e uI took Hoods Sarsaparilla during
the critical period Of my life, and now, J,
at the age Of go years, / am strong
and healthy. 1t is a great medicine
for the blood. | find Hoods to be the
best" Mrs. H. PoMRoY, % Lansing
Street, Auburn, n. x.
You can buy Hoods Sarsaparilla Of
any druggist. Besure to ask for Hoods
and do not accept any substitute.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08
Il. M. HITCHCOCK & CO.
RELIABLE DRUGGISTS.

Andrew Lewis left for Minneap-
I oils early last week with the inten-
tion of remaining there for some
time.
Miss LueIla Turrell has en- re be-
elected to the position she now oc-
cupies as teacher in the public
schools of Bemidji
Mr.. Grear agent for the Union
Central Life Insurance Co., was
in the city during the past week
and while here wrote several ten
year payment life insurance poll
| cles.
| Mrs. Anna E. Ward returned from
a visit with her son, Harry, at Ma
cajester college, last Thursday. She
reports allsof the Redwood boys of
that institution doing nicely, Otto
Dornberg enjoying seige of the
mumps, being the only one out of
spirits at the time she left the col
llege.
President Stewart of the Redwood
County Dairy association, has re-
ceiveasfa letter from Prof. O. c..
Gregg, in which the latter states
that he will be present at meeting
OF the association in this city on
|
May 28th. Il The association also ex-
poets to have'Prof. Haecker present
on that OCCASION
Walnut Grove Tribune: After
ripping" it into The GAZETTE in
three or four articles in the last
issue of the Reveille, Editor Welles
says at the bottom of his editorial
column, '.The wounded bird always
| f1utters. It is evident the Reveille
editors feelings have been wounded
and he wants to tell his readers
about it in a round about way.
The stipulation Of John Kelly Of
Beaver Falls, through his attorney.
D. a. Stuart, Withdrawing the CON
! test over the removal of the county
seat from Beaver Falls to Olivia,
has been filed with the clerk of
court of that county, and now there
IS no longer any doubt but what
Olivia is the legal county seat Of
Renville county. In the meantime
Bird Island is having her troubles
over the validity of the bond issue
OF the court house erected in that
town, which was not accepted by
| the people of Renville county, At
torney Bowler has brought up the
question in a tax Judgment suitover
| the delinquent taxes on a village
| lot. He alleges that the lot cannot
be taxed to pay interest on the so
called :court house bonds" issued
| by the village of Bird Island The
argument is made that the bonds
are not valid because not properly
issued and because they wereissued
for an improper cause. The bonds.
we're supposed to have been issued
| for town hall purposes and in real
lity were for building a building to
be donated to Renville county.
! Therefore he asks to have the bonds
declared invalid.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08

| Mrs. Louise Fountain visited with
her mother at the Charter home last
week.
Miss Lucy Woodward Of Wood
Lake visited with the family of O.
=. Dornberg during a portion Of
last week.
The Minneapolis 8 St. Louis rail-
road company will run its first
Sunday excursion for 1901 over it's
Pacific division on May 26th.
Sheriff Small took George Ray
mond to Saltwater last Thursday,
| the latter having having been SEN
fenced to serve two years in the
lStillWater prison.
Finley A. Gray Of this city will
leave for Duluth next week for the
purpose Of acting as a petit Juror at
| a term of the Federal district court,
to be held in that city, commencing
Ion May 14th.
John O'lara, formerly of this
city, and afterwards a merchant at
Melrose, and later at Rush City,
has closed out his interests in the
latter city, and is about to leave for
Idaho, with the expectation of en-
gaging in mercantile business in
that State.
Morton Enterprise: President
Carpenter Of the Gulf & Manitoba
railroad, was in Morton Wednesday,
looking over a piece of land near
| the Minneapolis & ST. Louis round
house, for the purpose of purchas-
| ing it for a depot site for his road.
It's his intention to run spur
track into Morton from North Red
wood, and as soon as the depot is
completed the engines will be puff
ing along the bottoms
Murry j. Warner came down from
his farm southwest of Minot. South
Dakota, last Thursday, ard will re-
main in Redwood Falls attending to
his interests around that city, until
after next harvest. Mr.. Warner
states that the influx of settlers in
the country around Minot has been
exceedingly heavy during the past
year, and that there is now very
little government land left around
his place. He reports A. B. Pike
being in excellent spirits aud
health, while Mrs. Pike is very
much taken up with that section Of
the country.
Assessor Chapman has commenced
his rounds for the assessment Of
personal property taxes. The
assessor is having some trouble in
listing dogs under the new law,
which, calls for a tax Of 81 on each
male dog, and So on each female dog,
this tax being listed with the per-
sonal property tax, where the own
ers will be forced to pay it. The
amount 50 collected is to be placed
in fund for the reimbursement Of
farmers for destruction of sheep
by dogs, and in case there is sur
lplus it is to go into the road and
bridge fund Of the county.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08


D,n't make very rapid showing. IS
s,s 81
My lady's maid an age ago i6s
Said she would be down in a second; Es
I'd give trife just to know 81
rs,-.. Exactly how her time is reckoned! = Il
90 -sf
The thing is pretty OF its kind: 9 q S
Two chubby loves support its diaL Il
One love, a strong one, though, find,
,r~, Supports me in this present trial
Perhaps by her fair hand 'tis wound;
wonder this the while ! linger.
My lady can-that, too, I've found 4
Wind me-around her little finger.
She knows it, too; I'll bet dime
Her purpose is to keep me guessing.
1t seems I'm only marking time,
Whereas thought was progressing.
Time! That is why this clock is Set
To mind us Of the moments feeting,
But time completely forget s 81
From the sweet moment of our meeting. "a
Tick tick, the tiny pendulum;
Click, click, her boot heels oak and leather
Thump, thurnp, my heart! i knew she'd come
All three now keeping time together.
Chicago Record.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08
7 FL Is 9 / T. Y
WHILE HE WAITED.

Tie clock upon the mantel stands;
1t ticks, and SO know it's going,
But as to speed its gilded hands
Dan't make very rapid showing.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08

Miss Georgia Harper, supported
by an excellent company, presented
East Lynne 4 to a. fair sized audi
|ence at the opera house last We'd.
nesday evening Miss Harper S
work as Lady Isabel and Madame
Vine was superb, her emotional
work being exceptionally strong
Her gowns for the different scenes
were of the latest patterns and very
/ expensive. Mr. Harper's work in
the role Of the william, Sir Francis
lILevison, was above criticism. A
feature Of the evening was the lyric
trio il classical and popular selec-i
tions, and also the illustrated songs.
The company ought to receive lib
Ieral patronage wherever it tappears.s
An item in the Minneapolis Times
Iof last Thursday states that Rev.
Fr. ] as. q Woods Of this city has
been mentioned ia connection with
ISt:. Stephen s parish Of N Minneapolis,
late IN charge Of Fr Fitzpatrick .
The Minneapolis parish has up
wards OF 800 families. Rev. Fr.
Woods was asked regarding the
probable change. He stated that
The was more than satisfied with his
charge at Red wood Falls, and that
Iit would be folly for him to talk
about the Minneap polls parish at the
present time, owing to the absence
from the State Of the archbishop,
N gr leland who desires to see a
Ibrick church built here this year:
fhere is no place like edwood
Fal Is for me, conclu ded FL. Woods.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-05-08

Webber4reserved his decision until
latter he 5inspects the transcript ol
evidence more closely There
seems to be some doub it IN the minds
lof the attorneys Whether a decree
will be granted to either one of the
| principal parties.
F. N. Ishan has sold the north
half Of his residence property 10;
Gated on the corner Of Minnesota
lavenue and Wyoming street. to Rob.
ert Parker, the well known Three
Lakes farmer The onsideration
was 81 1900. The purchase includes
the barn on the premises Mr.,
| Isham is still the owner Of the south
half Of the property, q vacant lot
6Oxl8O feet. He is to retain posses.
Isions Of the residence property IN;
It'll Sept. 1st. IL. Isham will buil6
a new residence, designed accord
ling to mod tern deas neither he
will gconstruct on the vacant lot nov
lowned BY him, or on q lot ii another
lportion, Of the city, IS q matter nov
being considered BY Isham.
5Mr. Parker WI A turn his farm over
toa tenant and move into the city
las soon as be can obtain possession
lof the resid dence.
The oasis., 1901-06-22
s1oo Reward @1ooi

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreadful disease that science has heen able to cure in all its stages and that is Catarrah. Halls Catarrah Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrah being constitutional dis ease, requires constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrah cure is taken internally, acting dire tly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the found. ations of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing it's work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers. that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
 Address: F, J. CHENEY & Co,
 Toledo, o. Sold by druggists, 75c.
 Halls Family Pills are the best,
The oasis., 1901-06-22
The End of n Noted Gun-Man.

Tom Burns, notorious as gun-man has met the fate which comes to all such sooner or later
 Burns was working on the San Pe dro with a cowboy named Wallace, and had abused him several times, and 1t is said threatened to kill him. Wallace stood a great deal more than most men would, but there was a limit to it as there is to all endur- ance.
 Pulling a Smith x Weason 36-calibre pistol Wallace fired several times and Burns fell dead Burns was Buried with his boots on, and it is said that the cowboys danced upon the box coffin which contained the body.
 Well dance him into he'll they shouted
 Burns is well known in Arizona, He came here fifteen years ago and has been working on the ranges of late years. For time he was employed dc " Silo-I ar Eb ' oupb- eu ui iutS-tuEtI, and it is said that he has thirteen notches upon his six-shooter which record the end of so many lives at his hand.
 Burns was notories ds bad man, but he never did anything which showed that he possessed great nerve. He was member of the forces which persued and captured the Southern Pacific train robbers, Santag and Evans who held up the train at Fres- no, California about seven years ago. In the capture Santag's eye was shot out and the robber died from the wound. Burns claims to have fired this shot.
 In the division of the reward money Burns and man named Wittie quar- reled. Both men opened fire at the same time. Each thinking that he had killed the other made good his | escape from the pursuing officers,
 Burns has been in many gun scraps in Arizona, and seemed to like to be known as gun.man.
 The coroner's jury at once exoner- ated the man who killed Burns.-Cit- izen.
The oasis., 1901-06-22

Burns was we'll know in Nogales. Two years ago while eating in chin. ese restaurant he took offence at d remark made by a painter named Jones and took shot at him. The bullet missing the painter went through the front door of the restaur- ant and bioke window in front of the office of Henry Levin, the broker. A short time afterwards Burns was a member of the posse which left No. gales and broke up gang of desper- adoes in the Patagonia mountains.
The oasis., 1901-06-22
FRATERNAL.

NOGALES LODGE, No. IT., F. X. A M
 A MEETS AT THE MASONIC XXTEMPLE, NoGALEs, ARIZONA V\AT 7:3o P. M., THIRD SATUR DAY OF EACH MONTH. VISITING BRETHREN CORDIALLY INVITED.
 A. ]. GRlSWOLO, Sec. r. BONLLAS, VIM.
The oasis., 1901-06-22
Ao,FeoSS TH R,)TxDER

pany it is expected, will build from
 Santiago Papasquiaro to Santa Catal-
 ina. They are now freightiOg from
 StallfOrth station on the Central to
 Guanaceyi, via El Orc MT. Hovelman
 said that the Guazaparez plant, which
 is now being freighted from Minaca
 to the mines, will be in operation
 about the first of September. It is a
 8 ton teaching plant.
 Mexican Herald: IL is learned on
 good authority despite the lack of
 rain in the valley of Mexico and
 the interior, the crops are gener-
 ally promisin.: quite as much SO
 as last year in fact. This is speci-
 ally true of Mexico and Michoacan.
 where the farmers feel assured of fine
 crops of corn, beans, gsrbanz0, etc.
 The prosperous condition of the ha- clendas, notwithstanding the lack 0.
 rain, IS attributed to the notable in crease in modern farming implements and to improved methods of irriga- tion. Last month there was some alarm created by the appearance of a pest resembling the locust; but the number was not excessive, and prompt means were taken if their destruction.
 Chihuahua Enterprise: R. T Hovel- m D, of the H. H. H. Mining and Mill ing Company. of Guezaparez arrived here this week from New York, where he has been on business Mir. Hoyel man went to Parral previous to com ing to Chihuahua, and Is awaiting the arrival of his associate, MT. F. H, Husted. of New York, MT. Hovelman states that there is great deal of interest manifested in the Indus trial condition of Mexico in New York and many inquiries are made in re. gi ss of this country. l "G eja lr. Hovelman, "is cCN. UDe front and will soon be | an it.. eot camp. The Compania Restau. de Guanacevi, one of the | richest companies in that district, owns eighteen properties, and is work ng several of these with full force 1f men. They have enough ore on the lump for extraction to keep the mill busy for the next eighteen months Wilson's mill is runing full capacity.n
 Mir. A. R. Kelly. mayor Of South Omaha, Nebraska, is in the city says he Monterey News. Accompanying Jim is MT. r. Mattox also registered rom South Omaha. In an interview with MT Kelly this morning he stated he object of his Mexican trip, which $ as follows; "We are going to hold street fair in South Omaha from the econd to the thirteenth day of July. mong it's features will be a Mexican ,ull fight and village. MT. Mattox is lere to secure the cuadrilla, as well as ancers, etc, for the village, and | m accompanying him to see the coun- ry" When asked about the manner | n which the proposed bull fights are o be given, MT. Kelly said "They will e given on the same plan as those ow taking place at Buffalo. AS you know the contests at the 'an- n-American exhibition are in ac- l. ordance to the United States laws nd naturally the animals are not lrtured or killed" MT. Kelly will re- lain in town for few days, as MT. Iattox expects to secure here the bull F ghters, dancers aud other necessary + eople for his show. lP
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-06-06
PERSONA NEWTON.

Miss India Thomas. OF Jackson.
Miss. Is a guest at the Hotel Royal
Mrs w A. Trent. Of Atwater. m,
arrived in the city this morning.
Mrs. 7. ] Wilson, Of Perkins is
visitor in the city today.
Chas Post. Of Oklahoma city is
business visitor here toGav.
W. j. Harrod Of Woodward, is a
visitor here today.
Prof r. j Barker, Of Crescent City,
was in the city today enroute home
from saltwater, where he attended the
commencement, and the special sale
Of fancy Hereford cattle. Mr.. Barker
is a raiser Of this fine breed OF cattle
and has a large herd on his fine farm
near Crescent city.
Lee Watkins. Of cleo, is in the city
today.
George Y. Walbright, Of Stroud, is
in the city today visiting friends.
Harry Gistrap, Of the Chandler
News is a political visitor here today.
= Clarence Stewart is the guest OF
bis cousin. Miss Louise Houston
Arthur Cutlett, of Pawnee, is in the
city.
Thomas ID. Craddock Of Lincoln
county. is in the city today.
Ike Levy is able to be at his store
after several days illness.
Neighbor Brodboll is down from
Newkirk watching the milling Of the
faithful. I've very little to say
now" said the neighbor but every
thing will likely come out in the
wash" Kay county people are proud
Of Brodboll He made a good legis
lative record.
Said Justice Irwin today: II like
Guthrie real well There's a push and
breeziness about the place, which
some other places know Of sadly
lack"
Attorney Charley wrightsman is
over from Pawnee attending supreme
/ court "Pawnee and Pawnee county
are enjoying an unprecedented
growth" said Mr. Wrightsman 1--WE
have the warmest country going and
everybody is happy"
Robert Wood, attorney and legisla-
COR was in the city this morning.
Twenty business buildings are in
course of construction at Shawnee.
said Mr. Wood. "Our town is fairly
humming" Mr.. Wood left for Norman
at noon to attend a meeting of col
lege regents.
Lawyer Chas Blake is over from FL
Reno. mo, I'm a receptive candidate
for a land office place said Mr.
Blake, but of course, I'd respond ia
an urgent call"
Fatty Smith, is over from Cushing
It is alleged that Mr.. Smith is much
put out by something political.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-06-06
roR coLoRAoo TOURISTS.

The Chicago, Rock Island NQd PACT
fc Railroad company has ASKED It's
competitors in the Western and softh.
western Passenger association to
agree to a series Of cheap excursions
to and from Denver Colorado Springs
and Pueblo for the approaching sea
son on the following basis:
Tickets to be solid from Chicago
and all territory up to the Missouri
river on June is and 25, July 16. %
and 30. August 6. 10 20 and "a, at
rate Of one fare plus 81 for the round
trip. On July and Q, September 3
and TO- a rate Of $z5 is to be made
from Chicago and s15 from Missouri
rive. ,ints for the round trip, inter
mediate territory to carry proportion
ate rates and tickets TO be sold from
Missouri river points one day later
than the dates given above. Proper.
tionate rates will be made to and from
Clenwood Springs, Salt Lake and Og.
A series of eastbound excursions Is
also proposed. tickets to be sold from
Colorado common points every Thurs
day commencing with June 20, up to
and including September II, at a rate
Of one fare plus 50 for the round trip.
All tickets to be limited for re urn
pa age to October 81.
These rates VIII be rendered con-
Meeting lines for basing purposes
which will probablp insure a very low
basis Of rates throughout the United
States for the excursions The Chi
cago, Rock Island and Pacific wih
make these rates and arrangements
effective regardless Of the action Of
it's competitors and will rrn special
trains on the dates named.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-06-06
en- Rates 10 Eastern PoInts.

Effective Monday May 27th we will
sell cut rate one way tickets to East
ern points. Buffalo, 1st class limited
S310O; second class limited S29.7S.
New York 1st class limited S3167;
second class limited, S3144. Boston
first class limited S3515; second class
limited S3465. Tickets TO intermed-
late points on direct lines to be no
higher A. J. Corkins, agent,