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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

While the politicians OF France are
Joining the politicians of other Euro
pean countries in ranting against
American competition and urging the
exclusion of American products,
many French grain buyers are now
in Kansas making large contracts for
wheat. This well illustrates the sit
uation of the present time. Europe
may talk all she pleases of boycott
ing American products, but when
those products are needed in Euro
pean countries, as American wheat is
this year needed in France and else
where, there will be no trouble.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Walter Crane, the president of the
Arts and Crafts Society of Great Brit
ain, says that American steel construc-
ton is coming into general favor and
use in England, and that the modern
American skyscraper is to become a
common sight in London. America
sets the fashion for them all.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
The Grand Army.

About 400 veterans attended the an
nual encampment in Sheboygan of the
H. De Croft, of Alma, was elected de-
PARTNER commander Wilbur M. Root,
of Sheboygan, senior vice department
commander, and George w. Morton,
of Berlin, junior vice. The Women's
Relief corps elected Mrs. Harriet B.
Welton, of Madison, president; the la
dies of the g. A. r. elected as president
Mrs. Irene w. Jones, of Milwaukee,
and the. sons of veterans elected as
colonel Martin Grasse, of Milwa ukee.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Too EconomicaI

81 understand that he has long
been a student of political economy"
said the visitor.
"He has," said Senator Glucose,
land his economy in politics has kept
him out of Office. He thinks he can
be elected without spending cent"
Brooklyn Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
1t Was Very High.

They were speaking of the wedding.
cit was high church affair, I I'M
derstand,'' suggested one.
Here the head of the house and IA
Their of the bride became suddenly in
terested.
"High!" he exclaimed. High! Well,
if you had to pay the bills l guess you
would think so."-Chicago Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Rank Hercsy.

Mrs. Cobwigger-Why did you ex-
pei her from the Woman's club?
Mrs. Dorcas-She made motion
that instead of engaging professor
of Hindu philosophy we should hire
some one to teach us how to step off
a car, how to sharpen pencil and
how to carry an umbrella in crowd.
Town Topics.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Decision Reversed.

The supreme court has reversed the
finding of Judge Ludwig, of the SUI
perior court of Milwaukee county, in
the suit of Mrs Emeline NJ. Luding-
ton against James f. Patton and 9th
ers, executors of ex-Gov. Ludington.
BY the decision Mrs. Ludington will
receive $3.50 in additionto what she
received when she was led to accept
compromise offer made by the heirs.
Ex-Gov. Ludington died in 1891, leav-
ing an estate valued at 100000.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Ip n Sunni

Aunt Geehaw Cat restaurant, whis-
pering)-Oh, Joshuway! you mustn't
pick your teeth at the table with a
fork! 1t amt swell!
Uncle Geehaw (desperately)-What
am I goin' to pick 'em with, then?
I read you mustn't never put your
knife in your mouth in polite sas-
siety!-Brooklyn Eagle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Frank Eddy, of Minnesota, who
prides himself on being the homeliest
man in congress, has had a brand of
cigars named after him and some
patent medicine man wants his pic
ture as a recommendation for use in
advertisements. The congressman
now thinks he S eligible for place
in the New York hall of fame.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Then md Now.

Minerva DEAR" he called her when
He was tied to her for life;
But things are different now than then,
And she's called MY nervy wife"
Chicago Daily News.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Clarence L. Thurston, son of the
Nebraska senator, recently appointed
secretary of the United States 1ega-
ton in the Argentine Republic, is the
youngest American diplomat and the
youngest man ever appointed to such
an important position. He has barely
attained the age of 81 years.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

There is nothing like making ma
lures forces do mans wants. There
is now a gigantic scheme on foot to
make Niagara falls furnish the light
and power for all cities and towns
within radius of 100 miles.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Worst Case ON Record.

Crawford-Was there ever man
worse henpecked than he?
Crabshaw-Sure. / once knew
fellow who let his-wife name the
bshy after her first husband.-Town
Topics.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
A Broken Engagement.

Il hear your engagement with Miss
Minks is broken off? How's that"
Hill-Well, you see, that beast of a
parrot of hers was always yelling:
"Oh, Charlie, you shouldn't"
Hampson-But what difference did
that make? Your engagement was
not a secret.
Hill-No, and my name isn't Charlie.
Glasgow Times.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Black Ina;ratftude.

Miss Titters-So your husband has
been sick, has he? Did you get a nurse
for him?
Mrs. Cooke-No; 1 nursed him my
self.
Miss Titters-How grateful ne must
have been!
Mrs. Cooke-Not he; be grumbled at
with cream and ugar.-Brooklyn Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
An Up-tO-Date Bishop.

A Methodist critic, wishing to put
his bishop sin hole" or as DR.. Will
liam Everett would say, ''To deposit
him in a cavity asked in an open
meeting whether or not the bishop
came to the conference in a Pullman
car. 'Yes," the bishop cheerfully re-
piled; "do you know any easier
?"-Boston Christian Register.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
naIu sion

Mans self-esteem will now and then
Make honest judgment fail;
For sometimes he's Jonah when
He thinks he is a whale.
Washington Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

gineers and bridgebuilders will soon
be throwing Dirt in the Philippines
and building trolley lines to the in
terror.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

joys of the Suburban Householder
Now come the moist and sticky days.
IT'S suitry everywhere.
The music from the frog pond steals upon
the evening air,
IT'S time to put the screen doors up, but
all the screws are gone.
The cottonwood is shedding, and the PLAN
tain'S on the lawn.
Chicago Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
a Foreign Language.

First Boston Baby-Whats your
name?
Second Boston BabyAI don't know
yet; they still talk baby-talk to me.
PUCK.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Doubtfvi Commitment.

'Did you read my new book?" asked
the very new and very young author.
YES" rejoined the party of the
other part.
did you like it?" queried the v.
va.
my dear boy" replied the home
grown diplomat, Il assure you that I
laid it aside with great deal of pleas
ure. Chicago Daily News.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Stout Party-Now, then, waiter,
what have you got?
Waiter-Calves' brains, deviled kid
neys, fried liver
Stout Party : Here! Bother your
complaints. Give me the menoo! -
Punch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
wealth Brings Freedom

Silas-These blamed city table man
ners are all bosh. If I only had a few
thousand dollars I'd show you how to
eat with my knife.
Cyrus-Suppose you had few mil
lions?
Silas-Gosh! Then I'd sharpen the
carvin' knife on my boot.-Chicago
Daily News.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Ambition,

My happiness would be complete
With what l have If
Could know that no one else below
The sky had more than 1, and no
One else stood quite as high.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Pruning

Miss Hampstead - There does not
seem to be airy piotto this play.
Meadowbrook-The plot was doubt
less irrelevant and they cut it OUT
Brooklyn Eagle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Salt sprinkled OF any substance
that is burning on the stove will stop
the smoke and smell.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Where the Difference Lies,

"You speculate occasionally, be-
ieve?"
"No; I regret to say that I gamble
in stocks"
whats the difference?"
"Why, it's speculation when 1 win,
and it's gambling when some other
fellow gets the best of it. l thought
everybody knew that."-Chicago Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Better Than Evidence.

Jaggles-His lawyer is getting him
a new trial. Did he find more evil
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

In spite of thorns let roses live;
Midst faults, let friendships thrive anew,
If there were nothing to forgive
How could we know that love is true?
-Washington Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

The Swami wish that frog would
go away. I don't like to propose in
public.--Chicago American.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Father and Son-in-Iay

81 do not feel the confidence [
would like to in that young man you
are engaged to" said Ethelinda's
father. HE talked about nothing
but the stock market while he and
were together
eyes" answered Ethelinda. Hes
a little worried about that conversa-
ton himself. He says that if you
don't know any more about stocks
than you appear to, he's liable to
have to support the entire family.
Washington Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
1t WouId Seem So.

From the beginning Of things, 1t seems
Woman insisted on having her way;
Rut something's wrong If she only talks,
When she has something to say.
Chicago Daily News.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
ENTIRELY SUB ROSA,

Daughter-My betrothed must love
roses, for when he sends me flowers
he always chooses roses.
Father-Then / don't understand
why he should want to marry YOU
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
Culinary,

"There are only two kinds of
cooks"
..For instance?" ..,.s..,
"Those that can't cook and will
cook-aHd thUsB that cam cook ami
won't. Chicago Record-Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
All in the Adjective.

All In TIC AuJSctINc.
If Oldboy's merely called a dog
Ready to fight is he,
But if sad dog he is called
He thinks it flattery.
Chicago Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06

Waggles = No. The prisoners
friends found more money.-Town
TnnicS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-07-06
The MAN to Pattern Alter

The man who tries is man to praise
But wait moment, wait!-
The man who does is the man, my son,
For you to emulate.
Chicago Record Herald.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

The vegetable ivory of Ecuador Is the
nut of native palm. The exports
amount to 1850 tons per annum, of
which two-thirds go 10 Germany and
one-sixth to the United States. B
The German firm of Krupp are said
obe making trial Of some light tiye-ceH-
timeter field pieces which are con-
structed of compressed paper. The
good service of paper in ear wheels sug-
gested the experiment.
a Chicago workingnan has discor.
cred process by which pate glass can
be made from Stag, the waste material
in iron and steel manufacture. and the
federal steel trust proposes 10 build u
plant to turn out the new product.
A glass factory has been started at
| ST. Helens, England, in which the whole
/ system of blowing is replaced by an
| automatic arrangement OF molds and
blowpipes worked by compressed air.
| The output has been much increased.
| Press dispatches report the success
full trial of telephone apparatus, with
| out wires, from moving trains, by Prof.
D'Avar, of Rome, Italy. According to
accounts several trials have been maae
on trains running northward from tllnt
city.
One great reason for the popularffy
| of the automobile is that it can be more
readily managed by women than horse
drawn vehicles. Many women object
TO driving horses on account OF their
liability to shy or bolt. The autono-
bile offers marked advantages III this
respect, but no lady should try running
an automobile until she thoroughly I'M
| derstands the mechanism.
AT the southern entrance to the Euex
canal, at Port Tewfik,a there Is ansoil
! installation. The oil u stored III vast
quantities in tanks for nse either BY
ships or in houses. The tanks each
| have capacity of 1000 tons OF liquid
fuel for such steamers as may be fitted
to burn it. Special trucks are proyidSx
for sending oil by rail and the wan of
the neighborhood are snpplise NJ stnAil
oil tanks,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
A Good Thing.

German Syrup is the special prescrip
tion of DR.. A. Boschee, celebrated Ger
man physician, and is acknowledge to
be one of the most fortunate discoveries
in medicine. 1t quickly cures coughs,
colds and all lung troubles of the sever
est nature, removing, as it does, the
cause of the affection and leaving the
parts in strong and healthy condi-
tions. 1t is not an experimental medi-
cine, but has stood the test of years, giv-
ing satisfaction in every case, which its
rapidly increasing sale every season com
firms. Two million bottles sold annually.
Boschee's German sysurp was intro
duced In the United Stated in 1868, and
is now sold in every town and village in
the civilized world. Three doses viii
relieve any ordinary cough. Price IS cts.
Get Green's Prize Almanac.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
Tl.e NH Csnt.


A movement is on foot to put "a olse
half cent coin in general nse in the
United States. Several sufg etions
have been made to the gosHFnnneht, and
q document was presented, signed by
the heads OF the big department stores
in the various large cities throughout
the country, showing the need for this
money in making change. Rr01'ots
finds many methods of imprOveuentt
but for half . century past, Il spite IL
many limitations, nothing hrs asisel tp
equal Hosteter's Stomach Rit&et4
greatest benefactoF the hnsnen fse m
ever known. This medi dicire enf&G NG1I1s
tipation, indigestion. dyspep ~ III
BUSINESS, nervousness and sieeple leenee1,
also prevents malaria, lever and asue.
Be sure to get the genuine with osar
Private Revenue Stamp ever the neck
Of the bottle. III 81
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

You ought to have known ShaS
when you ceased to be regular in your
courses, and you grew irritable with
out cause, that there wAs serious
trouble somewhere s
You ought to know that indig Ion,
exhaustion. womb displacemenfs,
fainting, dizziness, headache, and
baekache send the nerves wild with
alright, and you cannot sleep.
Mrs. Hartley, Of 22I w. Congress ST.,
Chicago, ILL.,, whose portrait we pub.
hsh, suffered all these agonies, and
was entirely cured by Lydia d. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound; her case
should be q warning 70 others, and
her cure carry conviction to the minds
of every suffering woman Of the nm
failing efficiency Of Lydia e. Pinixhamsa
Vegetable Compound.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
Good Advice.

The most miserable beings in. the
world are those suffering from Dyspep-
sia and Liver Compliant. More than
seyenty-five per cent OF the people in
the United States are afflicted with those
two diseases and their effects: such az
Sour Stomach. Sick Headache, Habitual
Costlveness, Palpitation of the Heart;
Heart burn, Water-brash, Gnawing and
Burning Pains at the Pitpf the Stomach,
Yellow Skin, Coated Tongue and Disa-
greeable Taste In the Mouth, Coming
up OF the Food after Eating. Low Spirits,
etc. Go to your Druggis and get q bot
tie OF August Flower for 70 cents. Two
doses win relieve you. Try it. Ge,
Green's Prize Almanac.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
WOMEN MUST SIEEP.
Avoid Nervous Prostration.

If you are dangerously sick what 81
the first duty of your physician7 He
quiets the nervous system, he deadena
the pain, and you sleep well.
Friends ask, what Is the cause Ss
and the answer comes in plying
tones, nervous prostration. It came
upon you so quietly in the beginning,
that you were not alarmed, and when
sleep deserted you night after night
until your eyes fairly burned in the
darkness, then you tossed in nervous
agony praying for sleep.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, ar tue,
cannot reach the seat of the disease
Catarrh is blood or constit1tinnsl l.s
ease, and in order TO cure it you r..:ss
take internal remedies. Halls Catarrf
cure is taken internally and acts directly
on the blood and mucuous surfaces
Halle Catarrh Cure is not quack med
fcine. Ltwss pres ibed By one OF the
best phvaiciaas in TIE country for years
and is regular presrrIption. 1t 10 com.
posed OF the best torics known, COM
bined With 'e hest blood purifiers act
ing directly 1n tue muc3us surfaces. The
perfect CON i'inatiou "a the two ingre-
dents IL Lat produces such wonderful
results in curing Catarrh. Send for tes-
tinoniais free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., props, To.
iedo, q.
60 Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

TEA GARDEN DRIPS-Ts sugar
syrup of highest quality Once used al
ways wanted -deliciously sweet makes
taffy candy to perfection. Manufactured
by Pacific Coast Syrup Co., 7O7-7l9 SAM
some St., San Francisco.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

SAN XAVIER CAMP NO. 8, WOOD
MEN OF THE WORLD.-Meete every
first and third Mondays at 8 O'Clock
p. m, in the new A. o. U. W. hall.
Visiting members invited. Henry
Melluish, Consul Commander. /.
Newsletter, Clerk.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

ye4rs for Alt forms Nf f6is ~ -
whore Il failed Ws h1vc S|sxls 4 = 1 2
our family. and M khee M = a
evcrlost aniShtss ssaeep 30 q
E3rS ana0hx The C1xi3dFU1K 1km0 {4<<A&M s
than any otllex family k1z1 81 e. r.
English Remedy fsjust ~ y M ~ 81 y
mp people ~ fbr the yoyral Z
ufraikht % the plnce Whes4 ~ 1lG
III the throat and brpnc1I m 4
Ik 6oothee and keAie IN fj< RI
ioosens up TIE phlsS1 4
crates the cousfi ilufi6n 1lS6 u
ing. Myadvice ~ p<toI5 n
. hottie ln the hon 1s NJ IA & 4 Z
&. as I'm
soidax w. ~ sse y HI = = & r : - y a =
sosiis sssss & i ysss IN TIL ~ : ! n
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

TUCSON LODGE NO. 1856, B. P. o.
ELKS.-Will hold regular meetings
on the first and third Monday eve
nings of each month, at 1880 o'clock.
Visiting Elks are cordially invited to
attend. A. G. Bernard, E. r. w. P.
B. Field, Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

TUCSON CHAPTER NO. g. Royal
Arch Masons, meets in Masonic hall
on the last Friday evening of each
month. sojourning companions in good
standing are fraternally invited. H. D.
Underwood, H. P. G. J. Roskruge,
Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

TUCSON LODGE NO. 4, A. F & A. M
Stated communications on the second
Friday of each month, at Z: 30 o'clock
in the evening, at Masonic hall. Notice
Of special meetings will be given by
hosting blue flag. Visiting brothers
are cordially invited. George Shand,
Master. G. j. Roskruge, Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

ARIZONA LODGE NO. /, A. o. U. W.
Meets in A. o. U. w. hall every
Wednesday evening at p. m. Visit
ing brothers are fraternally invited.
s. Henniger, NJ. w. Thomas Con-
lon, Recorder.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

PIMA TRIBE NO. 10, IMPROVED OR
DER OF RED MEN. = Meets every
Thursday night at 8 o'clock, A. o. U,
w. hall. s. w. Purcell, sachem. N,
e. Hawke, Chief of Records.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

ARIZONA CohIMANDARY NO. /,
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR.-stated con-
clave first Friday of each month, at
7:30 p. m. Sojourning Sir Knights
courteously welcomed. o. 7. Rouse,
E. G. K. L. Hart, Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02
SECRET SOCIETIES.

NO. 8, TO. o. F.-Meeta
every Friday night at 7: 80 o'clock at
A. o. U. w. hall. Visiting brothers
cordially invited. A. H. Ziegler Noble
Grand. John A. Flood Secretary.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

sERV1|
kexico to a
Perfect p
En, Pullmaa' a
Is. Speed
UkIlS, A.
b Paso, II
TexaE.
BsTION
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-02

DIR. +. V. Gaff, ex-Surgeon of the s. P.
Railroad. says:--"Men like Sampson,
Davis and Methuseiah owed much OF
their strength, vigor and longevity to
the climate which permitted them to
sleep in tents and lead an out-of-door
life. The question of environment is OF
first importance in the treatment of tub
erculosis and all chronic diseases. 1t is
illustrated by experiments performed up
on rabbits which were inoculated with
tuberculosis. Those confined in a dark
damp place quickly succumbed, while
Others allowed to run wild either recov-
cred or showed only slight LESSONS. 1t
is the same in human tuberculosis. A
patient confined to the house IS in posi-
ton analogous to rabbit confined to a
hutch in the cellar; whereas the patient
living IN the fresh air and warm sun
shine has chances comparable to the rab-
bit running wild.
In pulmonary tuberculosis neither the
cough, the night-sweats nor the haem-
optysis contradicts this rule. Only when
the weather is cold, blustery or rainy
should the patient remain in the house.
The requirements of suitable climate
are pure, warm and dry atmosphere,
an equable temperature, not subject TO
rapid variations, and q maximum
amount of sunshine.
The climate of Tucson has all these,
and more. 1t is possible to sleep out OF
doors 270 nights of the year and spend
365 DAYS in perpetual Sunshine. 1t is a
progressive and prosperous city IN which