New-York tribune., 1901-06-01

Rut when conducted him. not 10 n oars Jun
y bideous cosey corner with thousand sofa pill
lows In IT his fortitude deserted him
Mercy ne irnplored and fell upon his knees.
II was our turn to laugh now. we thrust him
IN there.-tDetroit Journal
Angora goats are used land clearers in Illi-
nois a flock OF 100 have just cleared 1soO acres
near Decatur They eat anything in the way of
leaves buds and small shoots. and when goat
comes TO a sapng he cannot break down alone
four or five others join him. throw their weights on
tho trunk and bend IL over, while others climb op
the branches.
BAPTIzINCi OF SISTER CAROLINE.
Dey babtise Sistah Calne-
Dey wash huh sins ms, eTway WY .
Dat gwne fergit dat day.
Dey babtise sistah ca line
En- aiS PaHson Hs57" Po'teh o. had ter swim
Er else he sholy drown
Dev babtise Sistah CaIine-
She say she fun er grace;
Ff so be dat de case.
She walk inter de watch
And sho'Iy had ter laugh
Dey ony babtise half
Dev babtise Sistah Ca'Iine-
She des so thick en- wide
Dey haf ter take her back ergn
En- do de otheh side.
Dey babtise Sistah ca line
She shout she done been save.
But Pahson Po'teh's hat float off
on top de tidal wave
Corn cobs' saws ''The ST Louis Globe Demo-
crat" "are TO he utilized as special kind of KIM
ding and IL has been demonstrated that fire
rines can be fired to the point of steam with them
In less time than by anything else Their process
is unique. The cobs first crushed and then
sa turated with highly infammable material com
posed partly of rosin. Then they compressed
and afterward sawed into blocks. They lose the
appearance of the despiscd cob. While the process
was invented Waco It will not be utilized there.
\ company will bc established at Parsons. Kan,
in the midst of the belt, and there is no doubt
il will prove a winner.
II knows" said Miss Mandy Darklegh. 'I
fellers whut comes to see yo all an dat he can't
read readn ne ner write WI with but IL say dis FER
essary featu'e oh a o'tship-"-(Baltlmore Ameri-
There will be only one Presbyterian Church in
the Commonwealth of Australia. Bills have been
passed in the Pariaments of all the colonies legaI
zing the union and securing rights of property to
the united church. and the first General Assem-
bly, of the Presbyterian Church of Australia will
meet in Sydney In July. The united church has
nearly five hundred ministers and 100000 people
and raises about 100000 every year for Church
purposes The opening of the united General As
sembly is TO be made an impressive occasion and
representatives from the Presbyterian churches
have been invited and are expected to attend The
General Assembly OF the Australian church. in
tom is in Great Britain and America. will meet
every second year.
Lady Dorothy Nevill is one of the wittiest women
in London society. Some time there a
rich and ambitious man in society who went in for
entertaining largely and especially for making his
PARTIES interesting and representative. A marked
failing off began to take place after while the
quality of his guests. Lady Dorothy commenting
on this deteriora tion said: "Once used to meet
browning and Whistler and Henry James. and
on there but only meet-so on.'-(Cham-
bers's Journal.
An Englishwoman who has been travelling alone
through italy speaks in the highest praise of the
Italian hotels. But" she continues. "as long as
Englishmen enter foreign hotels If they
the owners instead of guests; long they de-
mand instead of cvilly asking for what they re-
oure; as long as they their ignorance of the
language of the country by a buster which no
hotelkeeper home would for moment put up
with; as long they pose millionaires. though
they may be secretly counting every sovereign they
have in their pocket. long Will they ind sep