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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16
A PRenLe FoR evHRY oATH.


An Arti.ticaiiy rrofane Ooif-Payers
Record Turnvi 10.
There Is "a well-known young man
In Omaha. who does several other
things better than he plays golf he
is past master In artistic swearing
In fact. his anger finds expression In
ouch coherent streams OF explosives
tnat his reputation as a member OF tho
Country Club is based chiefly ON this
accomplishment But to get at tho
story OF famous bit OF golf playing
this loQuaclous young man did last
week. His record Is l37 or thoreabouts
and every time he makes the round OF
the course his score grows worse and
he gets more vehement In giving ex-
preston 20 what uppcrmost In his
mind. Last WelAosday before he
started on the course one OF the young
mans friends ioklngly remarked:
Every time you swear put clod or a
chip or piece OF gravel IN your
pocket" Tlis was early IN the after
noon. Just as the sun was sinking in
tho west weary young man with
bulglng pockets staggered into the club
house. His friends had forgotten him
and supposed hg had gone home. As
he entered the door he emptled coat
pocket and pebbles rolled an over the
reception room floor That's the plain
d-ns I" he exclaimed, From another
pocket he dumped 100 pebbles which
stood for stronger number OF the
purely masculine vocabulary Other
pockets produced still more pebbles
and clods which represented other bad
words His friends tried To call halt
but he persisted In littering up the
door. romarklng; This amt a cir
eumstanoe Just wait I'm you see the
wagonload OF oats the caddy and the
teamster are bringing" This story II
! told on the authority Of friends OF th'
/ artisticany profane young man. From
, the Omaha Bee
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

Mrs. Edwin Knowles Of brooklyn,
the new president OF the Professional
Woman's league does not believe In
woman suffrage Discussing the sub
iect the other day, she said that TO her
mind the woman suimglst appeared
as a ridiculous being Mrs Knowles,
who enjoys the reputation OF knowing
what she Is talking about expressed
the opinion that nothing was TO be
gained boy cnfranchising women There
are as many ignorant women as men,"
she says "and giving woman the right
10 vote would merely increase tho num-
Der OF voters. while their division on
the issues of the day would be about
as Il is now The only thing that
would be gained would be more trou-
BILE Tor the women But Mrs. Knowles
has a strong belief In club life for her
sex. Il "broadens' woman she says
New York Times,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16
mrN.s YIrMs or woMrN.

He is a fool who thinks. by force or
skill, 10 turn the current Of a woman's
will.-samuel luke
Tho most beautiful object In the
world. It will be allowed is beautiful
Macaulay
II the heart OF a man ia depressed
with cares. the mist Is dispelled whom
woman appears
Lovely woman. that caused our
cares, can every care begulle.-Beres-
ford.
Raptured man quits each dozlng
sage. oh. woman, for thy lovelier
page.-Moore.
Kindness In woman, not their beau
teous looks. shall win my love-
Shakespeare.
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"Yaas." he resumed after a pause.
TO die like a dog an rot by the road
side; but by the Eternal. ri get
even with him yeh kin bet lie will
find that I am more OF snake than
a dog A rattler can strike back even
when II is dyin', an IN live long
enough to give ole Cy Gmndy his
death-wound yeti Yaaa. III do II. II II
takes a hundred years."
Another pause longer than before.
and then the man by the roadside went
on In a hoarse whisper
"l-T'm petcrln' out mighty fast; my
stren'th Is goln' but I've got Jest "a
much grit o. ever. III l only he'd
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

rd"--
lie stretched out his right hand and
II came into contact with smooth,
oblong shaped object lying on tho
blood soaked grass by his side
with an eager cry OF Joy he clutohed
IL and Rugged II TO his bosom.
whisky whisky I'm good for an
hour longer nowl" he whispered, eager
ly. 1T dropped from my pocket when
fell here among the bushes an |
thought had lost t. Thank God, II
will give me strenth an courage fer
tho job ahead OF met
stin clasplng the flask to his breast
he fumbled with nervous, eager fingers
al the stopper until Il came out, and
then pressing the mouth OF the naak
10 his dry lips. he thlrstily gulpod
down the contents
"Ahl that's the stun | feel more
like a man now" he mutttered thiekly
az the last drop went uickling down
his throat. like whisky with an edge
to lt-suthln' thet'll put new life In a
corpse I'm wuth a dozen dead men
this minet. an I'll down ole Cy Grandy
vet or know the reason why. ! reckon
he'll be sorry he didn't con hs-cate
that flask OF moonshlne when he had
the chance. Ef II warn't Ter that bull
let In my back ia feel bout % chippel
"a ever. Bet kin pull a trigger with
the best OF EN- yet. Lemme see; whaI
Is my gung'
Reaching down he drew heavy six
shooter from his hip pocket and swuni
A into position for action. HIS steel
gray eyes cleaned with the balefu
glitter seen In the eyes OF a wounde'
snake or a wild beast at bay. Their
WAS a smile ON his face-the crafty
vindictivo smile OF savage lying Il
wait for his prey or gloatng over III
suffering OF his victim tied to N
I torture-stake.
: A little brown bird alighted on
o twlg above his head and began cheerll
4 singing. but with a wave OF the han
I and an impatient oath he frightene
8 II away.
n Then huEzard wheeled laEily owe
y head. scanning with hungry eye n
II earth below. and az the wounded ma
u looked up and saw Il he broke I'M
"a sardonic laughter
N 'Ha, ha. hal Yeh seen ole Cy Gral
n dy out with his gun an yeh thoug
hs'a len SONS grub Ter yeh along u
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

The refining OF petroleum Is a proc
esss OF d,stnladon, IN which It is sepa-
rated into several marketable prod
ucta. There are two methods OF dis
tination. known technically as in
yacuo" and cracking" In the FIRST
tho petroleum is distilled In a partial
vacuum. and In the sscond. with su-
perheated steam This process re-
celves Us name from the cracking
sound OF the steam as II enters the I'M
distilled petroleum.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16


A teacher In public school up in
the Hundreds tells this;
In one OF my classes" she said,
was young woman who had way
OF applying modern ideas to old sub
jects which now and then smashed an
idol. on one occasion | asked her to
writean exercise onany ruin she might
select. The next day she brought In
the following;
"If thou would'st view fair Melroso
Alright
Take a kodak and visit It by daylight
This prompted another in tao class
to turn In this;
I'm Venice TasGo's schoos arc no
more,
And silent rows the songless gon-
dolier,
But at the quay he plays the mandolin
To ragtlme music. not by motto, but
ear
"The young women evidently
thought they had struck a rich mine
In my suggestion. for at the next call
one OF them handed in this;
It's sweet to hear the Daehshund
In the dark
Whine welcome as we draw near
home. sweet home.
IT'S nice to know the Dachshund
doesn't bark
or make unseemly racket when WI
come
"weu. / saw I had made a mistake
and Immediately informed the olasi
that It might IN the future connne ID
nominations TO scenes on Manhattan
New York sun.
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An Ancr. d s-heme.

Mos.rs. Carnegie and schwab hayo
co operated before, and we are not
sure. says the American Machlnist, but
that Carncge's gift OF SlO00OOOO TO
make tuition free IN Scotch universe
ties Is a dccp-lald scheme to disqualify
an young Scot,hmen from becoming
efficient competitors with American
steel works by giving them all eoi-
lege education
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

en-. is good at sewing. go In and vim
her. my boy and you will have my
blessing"
81 have resolved father. 10 sack
such a wife as you describe" said the
young man with determination. Il see
the folly OF seeking a wife In society.
7 will 20 10 an intelligence Office this
afternoon and see n / can md one
that will answer And then III have
mother call on her aud and"
Young man. I'm break your neck In
about a minutel'
'jut you said"
"Never mind what I said. I've
! changed my mind -Lesllo's Weekly
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

Don't you think that a public man
should devote himself to study OF his
eountry's history and its present
needs"
WELL" answered Senator Sorghum
"ali that Is interesting, But 10 is d
mighty slow way to get office "-wash-
ineton Star.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

gr,,t L cheney makes oath TINT no II The
senior mariner OF tho arm OF n J cheney ~ Co.
doing business IN the city Of Toledo, CguttI
ond state aforesaid and that said trm will pay
fbo sum al one HUNDRED DOLLARS for
cnch and every ease Of Cntnrrh TINT cahhot oe
rurcd by the use OF Halls Catnrrh cure
N"'N - FRANK J. CHENEY,
Sworn IA before mo nnd subscribed In my
presonce. this 9th day OF December, a. u leo
F'N'N''N A. w. GLEASON,
tSEAt4 Notary Public,
Hairs Catnrrh Cure ~ tnkpn Internally ana
acts directly on the bloodand mucous surfaces
of tho system Send for Testimonials, Tree ~
T. j. CIIENEY & Co, Toledo, u
Sold by Druggists zoe,
Halls Family Pills arc the best
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LAUGHLErs.


"That social reformer has a very
spectacular way OF presenting some OK
trnordinary theories
Eyes. The man is either posing or
mpposlng all the time. Washington
Star.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

81 see since PaclSman has been em-
ployed on the yellow journals, his
father has refused TO recognize him."
Indeed What does his father dor
Hes serving a life term at Sins
sing."-Lhe.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

II is the only cure for Swollen-
smarting. Burning. Sweating Feet
Corns and Bunions. ASK Tor Aliens
Foot Ease. a powder TO be shaken lnto
the shoes. Al all Druggists and Sho9
stores, 25c Sample sent FREE. Nd
dresa. Allnn S. Olmated. LeNoy. n. n.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

wah ta-wass, the full-blood Indian
girl who is preparing to enter Rad
clife College, Cambridge, Mass, is at
present employed as a typewriter and
stenographer In the Office of a Boston
lawyer and does her studying for her
examinations at night.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

King Edward WI has accepted from
Scott Mantagu. NJ p. a number OF
American bronze turkeys taken TO
England In a wild state They will
- housed ss sausrngAaE.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

Women In the Philippines. at least
in the island OF Luzon, are showing
wonderful skill as lapldaries and gem
settlers. Their taste and workmanship
are far in advance Of the powers OF
men.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

yet, but haln't got the stron'th left
70 DO H. I've got lead enough In me
20 kill an elephant Ole Cy meant TO
make a sure thing Of IT, That bullet
IN my back alone would'ye hxed me. Il
must've struck the muscle that works
my legs, reckon 'cuz I haln't had no
use Of 'em sence q hit me. But my
mind Is clear an my right arm Is all
right yet an-nn' ia give the rest OF
my life. sech'as II Is, Ter jest one more
chance At the man who shot me down
an nung me here IN Tie bushos u die
Mha a dog"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16
K.nn.hnnl.p lrt.. Inau.trIe,.

Canoe building Is one OF the indus
tries OF the Kennebunkport, Me, which
used TO build great ships, and even now
launches an occasional schooner.
Visitors to Salt Lake will Ind no
better place TO combine pleasure and
health than at the Sanitarium baths
one OF the finest bathing resorts In the
country. Whether for washing away
the dust OF travel or simply TO spend a
pleasant hour, you will find what you
want In either the private baths or the
large swimming pools. Open day aud
night and within five minutes walk OF
all the hotels-anyone viii tell you
where.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

1t Is reported that the French intend
TO build railway from Pao Ting Flu
TO Tien Tsin, with or without Chinese
consent
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

The consumption Of rubber In the
world is at present about $500 tons
monthly. The worlds production is
81 600 tons.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

"Its desc little exhibitions o. mind
mower what makes me tink dat praps
oughter incorporate meself as com
pany an give de world at large do
benefit OF me brains"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

Every person and every animal on
the farm is benefited by the use OF
Wizard OIL, for accidents and pain.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1901-08-16

F,r children teethinr softens the gums reducesln-
dammat ion allays pain cures Wind collie s9ea bottle
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NO SERIOUS DAMAGE.

Brainy Bowora-"Do umI's a-comin'
all right. an I'spose me biographer
when he comes to write me life II say
do position was critical, but OATS lie
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ST US.

Madame Sarah Grand has come to this country to lecture
 Well, I hope she left the Twins at home. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 She-"Would you hesitate before marrying woman for her money?" He-"Oh, no. A man who is marry ing a woman for her money has no time to ose"-Smart Set.
 Approval Young man." said that the love of money is the root of all evil?" "Well," answered the spend thrift you don't see me hanging onto money as if I loved it, do you?"-- Washington Star.
 She-"Oh, Dr, Pillsbury, am so anx- ious about poor Mrs. Perkins. She Is in your hands, is she not?'
 pr. Pillsbury-"S was; but I have left off attending her for the present"
 She-"Oh. that's good She is out of danger then!''-London Punch.
 Do you feel that you would like to serve your country so as to be honored in song and story?"
 T have already had that distinc- tion," rejoined Senator Sorghum, rath- CT stiff1y; q guess I have been men, toned in as many comic songs and amusing anecdotes as any other man in the country "-Washington Evening Star.
 Aunt Mary-What are you racing up and down the street in that manner for, Johnny?
 Johnny-oh, I'm just practising so can outrun papa.
 Aunt Mary-Why, what do you want to outrun your papa, for?
 Johnny-'Cause he said 1t wouldn't he good for me if he caught me near the circus Chicago News
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IMPORTANT LECTION.

The action of the League of German Manufacturers in approving the tariff bill recently framed by the German government is important. The league also recommends that the plan for a European customs union against the United States be further considered. A fair idea of the feeling in Germany against the tariff policy of the United States and the increase of American exports to Germany may be gathered from the address of pr. Wendlandt, the secretary of the league. pr. Wend- landt asserted that the average of du- ties imposed by the United States is fifty per cent, while that of Germany is only ten per cent. German exports to this country he said, show marked decrease, while there has been an ''ex- traordinary growth" of American ex- ports to Germany. As remedy the secretary of the German Manufactur- CTS League proposes that the German government shall enter into no com mercial treaty with the United States until the latter reduces it's duties be- low twenty per cent. By increasing her tariff. Germany, in pr. Wend- landt's opinion, can "bring America to her senses and counteract the bound- less despotism of trusts" If 1t Is not possible to form a central European customs union against the United States, this German economist suggests that "a common agreement be made to treat American goods differently from those of other countries"
 It will perhaps be found by and by that all other countries do not exist for the sole purpose of buying goods from the United States without selling any.
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Mrs. Hayde smiled. "No indeed" she | answered. Tt Is upon one of our strong
 religious beliefs that we are divided. We believe that every son and daugh- ter of God will have an opportunity to have the Gospel preached to him wheth- CT it be here or after death. When
 man dies he goes to place preparatory to heaven. If he has had no oppor-
 tunity of having the Gospel preached
 to him here, he has it there. We have out in Utah what we call the temples of the dead. I officiate at one of these.
 Now suppose relative of yours who has not been baptized or not yet re- ceived the Gospel should die. When he went away he could not take his body with him and yet the Scripture says he must be baptized in the flesh
 before he can enter the kingdom of God
 While that relative is in that prepara-
 tory state, you may pray for him and
 be baptized for him-a woman for a
 woman relative and man for man. The churches where we pray and are baptized for our dead we call the tenn ples of the dead. The others don't believe this, and so far as I know we aie lile oHly CHuTcil UT ueiloiLlidtloH who do''
 In the afternoon the elders of the church were invited to attend the meet ing and President James G, Duff1n talk ed to the women.
 Those of you who have read history" he said "know that woman's position has always been, until the nineteenth century, st the foot of man. The reve- lation brought to woman through Jo- seph Smith freed her and placed her at the side of man. Through the restora- tion she being honored and respected. There has always been an idea that Latter Day Saints do not place women on the high level that they should be. How can this be when one of our prin- ciples of faith is that as man and wife they are united for eternity? The man cannot attain to the kingdom of God without the woman by his side Wo- man to us is evrythng. She must be cared for tenderly, she must be honor ed. We look upon her as the mother, the mother who. through her teachings will revolutionize the world She must be educated. The schools should be free and open to both the man and the wo- man but if only one may receive the higher education. 1t should be the wo- man. because through her comes the education of the children. There never was truly great man came into this world but had a truly great mother. | On the other hand. there never was a | truly bad man but had a truly bad | mother. Kansas City Journal.
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roo SEA SITg TE.

A New York man who has just died left will and in this will he cut off his widow and daughter with small leg acies, because they failed to treat him with proper respect
 What sensitive man. What did he expect? Didn't he realize that it was enough for him to be allowed to live for and support his wife and daugh- ter without being treated with any re- spect? Probably he was only money maker anyway. Very likely he could mt dance, or make good appearance at pink tea, or any other function. Perhaps his wife and daughter were too far above him to make it possible for them to respect him. He was cer- tainly queer duck. He ought to have been satisfied that his wife and daugh- ter condescended to use his money. It is evident that however good he was he wasn't good enough for them. He got all the respect he was entitled to, and it is highly ridiculous that he should have felt that he deserved more.
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THE NF1RTUNaTE FINNS.

The Films keep protesting, but there are no indications that their protests will do them any good. There are more than 470,000 signatures to the petition which the Finlanders recently forward ed, through the Finnish senate, to the Czar in relation to the recent edicts on military service. Nowhere are these edicts referred to as Jaws" The peti- ton says that the edicts do not recog- nize that the Finnish people possess a father,and of their own and that those who belong to this country are Finnish citizens This, it says, is incompatible with the indisputable right of the Fin nish people to maintain in it's union with Russia the political position that was in 1909 irrevocably guaranteed to Finland" Elsewhere it cites the reply of the Finnish Estates at the Extraor- dinary Diet of 1899, wherein the Estates asserted their right to partake in legis- lation on military service, and pointed out that in case a new military service law Is enacted in different manner it will be impossible to recognize such
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law as legally binding. even provided that it were applied by means of exter- nal force, and that it will appear to the Finnish people merely as an imperious command. In conclusion it declares that the military burden in itself is far less onerous than the loss of security and the disregard of legal principles.
 Unfortunate Films. They stand in the way of Russia, and they will find that legal principles" are not of much account. unless they are such legal principles as Russia wants to see estab- lished
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NOT D}HECILi pROFlIABLE.


 The financial outcome os the Pan American show isn't going to be en- couraging to promoters of similar en- terprises. The total loss, it is calculat- ed, will exceed s40oO,O0 Not only will the $2,50O,0OO contributed by stockhold- CTS be total loss, but the contractors will suffer to the extent of $1,000,000 and 20 per cent. of the first mortgage bonds, as well as the whole of the sec ond mortgage, will be defaulted. The Exposition has had bad luck from the first It wasn't in good shape when opening day came, and for some time thereafter. The knowledge of this kept many away. The railroad rates were tra attendance. The failure of several Buffalo banks disturbed business, and indirectly injured the prospects of a large attendance, while the methods employed by some institutions in push ing the Exposition securities before the public had an exceedingly injurious ef- feet upon their standing. And the as- sassination of President Mckinley cap ped the climax of misfortune.
 It is already said that there is no ex- pectation of profit from the St. Louis Exposition. This is wise attitude to take in view of the experience of oth- CTS
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ress is the introduction within the year of over 150 smokeless furnaces. The of hard coal and coke. While endeav- bring to correct the methods of the furnace-owners, the city has been a sinner itself, but it is about to set a good example by using smokeless coal at the city hall, the police stations, and the workhouse.
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What Can You Do!

This old world hasn't time to stop That it may learn your name; IL toesn't care rap about
 Your blue blood or your fame; The only thing this old world cares About concerning you Is simply this one thing, to wit: Well, sir, what can you do?' So don't waste time in hunting up A useless pedigree; And don't bewail the fact that you Are not an IL. D. But when the old world stops to ask: Well, sir, what can you do?' Just roll your sleeves up elbow high And say, Well, I'll show you!"
 Columbus (Ohio) State Journal.
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