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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-10-08
TYPICAL SOUTH AFRICAN
s STORE.

Eas %EFt% &&H%&5a$%Es aL5CfIE.a 8S4$ @&&5G%4S8
@. R. Larson, Of Bay Villa, Sundays
River, Cape Colony, conducts a store
typical of South Africa, at which can
be purchased anything from the pro-
verbal needle to an anchor" This
store is situated in a valley nine miles
from the nearest railway station and
about twenty-five miles from the near
est town. Mr.. Larson says: e am
favored with the custom of farmers
within aradius of thirty miles, to many
of whom I have supplied Chalmberlain's
remedies. All testify to their value
in a household where DOCTORS advice
is almost out Of the question. Within.
one mile of my store the population is
perhaps sixty. OF these, within the
past twelve months, nosIess than four
teen have been absolutely cured by
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. This
must surely be a record. For sale
by Beardsley & Finney, druggist
u. n. q. Iteislanu, Inc
eye specialist who has visited Bis
marck for the pastten years and comes
we'll recommended and prepared to
grind your glasses while YOU look on,
will be at the parlor OF the Grand Pa
cific hotel from October 8 to 16. The
Doctors work of the past issa guaran-
tee for the future. Don't fail to see
him if you have any trouble with your
eyes. Consultation free. Il
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
THE EXPERTS THEORY.
1t Was Too Inclusive and Weakened


Him as a Witness.
One of the older members of the Bal
timore bar tells this anecdote of the
late Severn Teackle Wallis as illustrat
ing the cleverness and sarcasm Of Mr.
Wallis:
Mr.. Wallis was defending the will OF
q wealthy testator, and as the lawyers
say when the estate is large lawyer
twill wrestle with a will with will
A prominent physician was called to
testify for those contesting the will
The doctor became restless under the
lengthy and exhaustive cross examina-
ton of Mr.. Wallis, and finally he petu-
lantly exclaimed:
ooh, ME-, Wallis, belieye the tesla
tor was insanew
Mr.. Wallis kept his temper and said
quietly: Doctor, you are the first per-
son who has ever lntimated in or out
Of court that the testater was insane.
Why do you say he was insaneP' va
81 believe" the doctor replied, "that
every man is more or less insane on
some one subject
els it your deliberate professional
opinion" Mr.. Wallis then asked, Eek
pressed here in court under oath, that
every man is more or less insane on
some subject" ::
EYES," the doctor replied; 81 will say
here under oath that from my reading,
knowledge and experience I believe
chat every man is more or less insane
on some one subject"
Then Mr.. Wallis said in that fine
tone of sarcasm for which he was not
ed, doctor, has it ever occurred to you
that you are insane on the subject of
insanityY'
Immediately the doctor fired up and
exclaimed, "But, Mr., Wallis, am not
insanew -. =
Mr.. Wallis arose and said: doctor,
according to your own sworn theory,
you must be insane on some subject.
pronounce you insane on the subject Of
insanity"
Court, jury and spectators laughed
aloud and nothing more was said about
the testator being insane,-Baltimor
Sun
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
Hoods I&Zx&IsZZZZk|
Makes Pure Blood

genius, 1t was Impossible Tor nlm
write anything, however carelessly and
slipshod, without something finding it's
way in that will arrest the readers at
tention even yet, after the lapse Of two
centuries. Unlike the other and small
er literary hacks Of his time, whatever
Dryden wrote he wrote freely, and
there is an absence of cramped formu-
las and of pedantic utterances, as a
rule, which is interesting. Even in his
shilling prefaces to which Swift al
ludes the reader will have no difficulty
in discovering man of genius, one of
many loVable traits and great charac-
teristics, and at least Dryden's own
nkings and judgments are set forth
pleasantly and frequently in convinc-
ing manner. He is one Of the old writ
ers that weary moderns given up to
novel reading could proftably turn
back to and peruse to their own great
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
HANCOCK.

/ r H
G. G. Caswel1 went to the city Thursday.
Bert butcher was at home over Sunday.
| f. Wilcox returned from his eastern
trip Thursday.
Miss Minnie Erdah1 has been quite ill
this week.
Wednesday.
| Mrs. VIM. Stewart is slowly recovering
from the grip.
| The Eastern Stars held their regular
meeting Thursday night.
Mr.. Himrod, a friend of Mr., Bue11y lee
tured in the church Wednesday night.
Several friends attended the funeral of
Mrs. Wells at Stones mill Wednesday,
Harry Gastinger was over from Glen
wood to attend the funeral of Mr.. Parks.
The Aid Society was entertained
Wednesday afternoon by Mrs. c. G. Cas-
well.
Miss Name Ca11eghan has decided to
remain in Hancock for the present visit
ing in the Office of F. N. Klein.
The Eastern Stars gathered at the
home of Mrs, Wilcox Saturday afternoon
and enjoyed pleasant social.
Mr.. Tearquist took possession of the
Thorpe farm Monday, Geo. Goulett mov-
ing to the ia rm west of his brother Frank.
Mr.. Parks died at the home of his son
last Saturday the funeral was held from
the church, Rev Heath, of Benson,
preaching the sermon, after which the
ceremonies were taken charge of by the
MaSOnS of which order he was tho o1das+
member in the state.
In spite of the Records forebodings the
first steps toward the brick block were
taken this week, Stone & Munro pur-
chasing the lot next to the Bank, Tore
son & Maanum the one on which the
blacksmith shop stands and Holton &
McGowen the next to that. Bro. Babe is
not usually the first to croak.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
OLD DUTCH WE'RE cHoLERIc
They Called Each Other "Snappert-
jes," and Even Worse.

They Called Each Other "Snappert-
jes." and Even Worse.
What a contentious crowd the il
habitants Of the village, then known as
Breuckelen, now part of Brooklyn
was!
The early records are filed with
reports Of inquiries into the cause Of
rioting and disturbances of the peace.
The early court records consist largely
Of actions brought for SANDER and as
sault 1t is recorded that a man was
arrested for calling an official snap
pertje," another was put in Jail. charg>
ed with having called his neighbor a
''dick beeste" and still another was
/. clapped into Jail for having called a
certain official "bloodsucker. Some
Of the old Dutch records make interest
ing reading.
And the court melted out justice in all
these cases with regard for common
sense and a disregard for statute law
that one cannot help but admire. One
instance Of curious adjustment Of
penalties may be cited:
1uG Village ldNSLA hCCpCA cAAN q SOA-
tentious woman both appeared before
the court, asking justice. They had
Quarreled The woman had accused the
innkeeper of watering his brandy, and
he in turn had applied an opprobrious
epithet to the woman. The court after
hearing the evidence adjudged both to
be guilty. With rare discrimination
In making the punishment ft the crime
the man was fined 6 gulden and the
woman, who had impugned the quality
Of the brandy, was fined 20 gulden. s
With hundreds Of times the popula-
ton today, the courts of Brooklyn do
not have one-tenth the SANDER or as.
sault cases that they had some 200
years ago, and, as for a riot, there has
not been one Of any magnitude even
threatened in more than a score. Of
years. BROOKLYN Ea0la-
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
slim JIM"
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, &C
IIICAS COUNTY ~


FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENNEY & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo. County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the.use of HALLS Catarrh cure.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December, A
D. 1886.
FRANK J. CHIMNEY.
,-- A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monials. free.
F. r. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
~ Sold by Druggists, IS c..
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
Neglected Dryden,

Notwithstanding Lowell's high praise
Of Dryden's prose works and the accg-
sation he brings against literary plum
derers Of this magnate of letters 200
years ago, few people except scholars
now eyer open Dryden's essays, though
they are well worth careful perusat
and study, in spite of Swift's malicious
and witty lines:
Read all the prefaces of Dryden,
For these critics much confide in,
Though merely writ at first for filling
To raise the Volumes price shilling.
There is truth as well as wit in this
Characterization, for Dryden was in
some respects but literary hack, al
though man of genius. But. being a
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
DONNELLY.

The Donne11y concert has been post
poned for an unlimited time.
A delegation of Herman citizens were in
our village last Wednesday on business.
Mr.. Chas. Johnson entertained his
brother, Walter, of G1enwood the past
week.
Spring is close at hand, take look over
your farm implements and see that they
are o K,
A delegation of Macsvi1Ie citizens were
in Donnelly on last Saturday, in view of
buying the Donne11y creamery.
The village caucus will be held on Tues
-dayevening, March 5th, at 1880 o. NJ. in
the hotel Office. ALI voters are requested
to be in attendance.
John Spooner, of Morris, John Neudick,
of Pepperton, VIM. K1oos, of Patchen
Lake, Fred Inner, of Macsvil1e and A. De
Kay, of Morris were callers in the village
Thursday.
The auction sale of the Donne1ly cream
cry took place last Thursday, Iver John
son being a1ctioner. The buildings and lot
sold for $4,000 and the machinery for $35O.00
making total of $4,000 for the plant.
The Donnel1y Band reorganized last
Wednesday evening to extend their best
wishes to the newly married couple. Mr..
and Mrs. F8ank Ceryes. Refreshments
were served after a few selections from
the Band.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ceryes returned to
Donnel1y from Waver1y last week, and
will made Moose Island their home for the
present. The many friends extend con-
gratulations to them and wish them
life of prosperity and happiness.
A special village Election was held in
Donne11y last Tuesday on the proposition
to the village of having Donnel1y sepa-
rate assessment and election village. The
proposition carried by vote of "a in favor
and 2against. w. J. Hartung and Thos.
Tosney were Judges of said election and
V. E. Bayless clerk.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
Couldn't Keep 1t.

After hearing evidence in an assault
case between man and wife, in which
the wife had had a deal Of provoca'
ton, the magistrate, turning to the hus'
band, remarked:
! my good man, really cannot dc
anything in this case"
"But she has cut piece of my eal
OF, sir"
"Well," said the magistrate, Il will
bind her over to keep the peace"
"You can't" shouted the husband
''she's thrown it awayp' Pearson's
Weekly.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
hard Luclx.

Dashaway Miss Pinkerly told me
the other day that her doctor had put
her on a meager diet, and ! thought it
would be just the time to ask her out
to luncheon.
CIeverton-A And did she accept?
ibid she! Well, ! should say so.
she informed me that there was one
day in the week that he allowed her to
eat anything she pleased, !" 81 Detroit
Free Press. III
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
Rrother pickex,s saxines.

Eff dis worP is howlin wilderness,
it's man dat do de howlin.
Job wuz pashunt man, but he never
had ter wait fer railroad train.
Solomon wuz mighty much mar
ried man, en- yit dey calls him de wis
est man!
Ananias wuz kilt fer lyin. In desc
days men git prize fer it.-Atlanta
Constitution.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
LOVE FoRsAkEN.

that was blithe erewhle,
Dreaming the world lovely lotus isle,
.Aaz, one for whom the sun hath lost its smile.
There was a garden place
Wherein, methoussht, there blossomed every grace
That man might crave to look upon--her facet
And, ali, the golden store
Df heartsease that it brought me! That Is Ger
Since otherward it's turned foreyermore.
Il shall go down the years,
Groping through sterile hopes and crovding fears,
10 darkhng solitude too deep for tears.
Clinton Scotland in Harper's Bazaar.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
Women are Like

unAAInNc Healthy and strong
1BVVOa % they blossom
and bloom. Sickly, they wither and
die. Every woman ought to look well
and feel well. fisher right and duty,
but she might as we'll try to put out
fire with oil as to be healthy and at
tractive with disease corroding the
organs thatmake hera woman. Upon
their health depends her health. II
there is inflammation or weakening
drains or suffering at the monthly
period, attend to it at once. Don't
delay. You're one step nearer the
grave every day you put It OIL.
Women can stand great deal, but
they cannot live forever with disease
dragging at the most delicate and
vital organs in their body. You may
have been deceived in so-called cures.
We don't see how you could help it--
there is so much worthless stuff on
the market. But y9u wont u, De as
u1ator. Wspelieve it is the one medi.
cine on earthfor womanly ills. There
is as much difference between it and
other so-ca11ed remedies as there Is
between right and wrong. BradfieldS
Female Regulator soothes the PAIN
strengthens, purifies and cleanses. Il
does all this quickly and easily ana
naturally. tits for women a1oneto de-
eide whether they will be healthy or
sick. Bradfeld's Regulator lies ct
hand. 81 per bottle at drug store.
Send for our free booklet.
THE BRADFIElD REGULATOR Co.. AtIaTtAs Ga
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
The First INSTANCE.

Wife-Do you mean to insinuate that
your Judgment is superior to mine?
Husband Certainly not, my dear.
Our choice of life partners proves It
isr't.--C Chicago News.
Morris tribune., 1901-03-02
THE WILLMAR HOSPITAL,

Wil1mar, Mimi.
Now open to the public.
DIR. E. S. FROST and DIR. E. H. FROST,
Surgeons in Charge,
DIR. ARCHIBALD McCLAREN, Est. Pau,
Consulting Surgeon.
Pleasant rooms with hot water heat and
electric lighted.
Cor. Becker Ave. and It'll st.
TELEPHONE NO. 20.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28
FASHION LETTER.
Lady Modish in Town Topics.

Sartorial novelties are the feature oil
the hour.
Returning summer tourists on their
way from the summer resorts to their
inland homes now crowd the hotel CORR.
doris, the restaurants and the theatres.
and gowns out o: the common are st-ik.
ing if not always attractive incidents Of
the throng.
At the Waldorf Astoria few nights
ago noticed a southern belle in Gre
alton Of most remarkable workmanship.
1t was composed entirely Of three inch
squares Of fine Japanese silk. alternat.
ing with those Of like dimension Of
lace. 1t was plainly made, with great
knot of crushed ribbon orpamenting the
corsage. The skirt was untrimmed.
The gown was OF q delicate shade Of
blue, and the lovely wearer crowned her
blonde hair with a hat Of the Gains
borough style, with two large blue
plumes sweeping over it.
Another stunning girl from the mid
die west, tall and divinely fair, attracted
attention in white silky null dotted
with crimson, and crimson flower hat.
Some pretty dark blue taffetas are
being worn.
A slender woman appeared in one Of
these at Days opening Monday night.
The bodice was formed Of infinite
and fastened in the back with
small white pearl buttons. The stock
was of the same material, With an ex-
auisite bit OF lace turned over it. The
cuffs were likewise garnished.
The skirt showed graduated flounce,
with many rows Of white stitching about
it's edge. The seams we're also stitched
in white.
A fiat bag woven Of dark blue beads
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28
400 O STREET.

and mounted in silver was suspended
from the belt, and vas az effective as il
was odd. ! have noticed several Of these
bags made to match either gowns or
trimmings. and they are likely to be-
come fad.
Black is certain to be the favorite hue
for fall tailor mades. and it will also be
largely employed for evening gowns.
This is good news; for every one. even q
plain woman. can be made to look pass
ably attractive in black. while pretty
women 30 CARRIED are doubly charming.
The advanced fall hats are rather un.
usual.
There is one of the fiat variety, with
a broad brim trimmed with folds Of silk.
that is distinctly odd. This will Prob
ably not become really popular, as it
could not possibly be worn by any but a
most classic featured woman.
The roll brim sailor Of felt, trimmed
simply with band Of velvet and a white
or black feather pompon, is also shown.
These hats are generally black, white or
silver gray, and are very good form and
will be used all winter for morning wear.
The advantage of sailor hat is that
it can be adapted to any face. and this
is especially true Of those with the roll
ing brim. They are little higher in
the crown than were the summer ones.
A gray hat we'll turned up at the side
shows cluster Of wilted pinkish roses
nesting against the hair.
Gray is prevailing shade in the fall
importations.
The recent cool spell brought forth q
new lot OF boas and neck ruffs. They
are wider and fuller than they were in
the spring.
Chiffon and tulle still lead 10 popu.
larity. but those Of flowers are very eff
fective.
Breasts, white and gray and white
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28
Magazine Booklets.

Everyone has quantities of magazines
lying about unused. and probably every
one at some time or other has been puz-
zled to know what to do with them. OF
course the most unselfish plan is to give
them away to people who are not 90
fortunate in reading material; but for
those who wish to preserve them in
some form or other. magazines are full
OF charming possibilities. 1t isn't neces-
sary to have them bound into huge vol
umes either, as our fathers and mothers
did-volumes to be stored 10 dusty at.
tics and overhauled occasionally by
some enterprising child explorer, says
the Chicago Record Herald. For mag.
szines are no longer such rare things
that they must be carefully boarded
intact. and printing material Of all
kinds is 90 common that it does not seem
sacrilegious to cut up magazine to suit
ones OVID convenience. There is much
10 our beet magazines that is too good
to be thrown away. and can be used in
several ways.
One ingenious Young woman has made
two or three Christmas presents already
out Of this years subscription to one
magazine. and will make more from il
by the end Of the year. She does it by
removing stories or articles she likes and
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28
First Pub. Sept. 2l--3.
Notice of Final Report.

Estate No. 1915 of George r. Botterill
deceased, in county court Of Lancaster county,
Nebraska
The state Of Nebraska to all persons interest
ed in said estate, take notice that the admins
traitor, o. B. Polk has filed a final account and
report OF his administration. and a petition for
final settlement and discharge as such, which
has been set for hearing before said court on
October IL. 1901 at ten o'clock A. NJ, when you
may appear and contest the same. Dated Sep
TENDER IL, 1901.
lSeal.) FRANK R. WATERS. County Judge
BY WALTER A. LEESE, Clerk.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28

with black spots, are shown on almost
all the early autumn outing hats and
those for early morning wear.
The Gainsborough, in all it's modifica-
tions and variations. will undoubtedly
still be the favorite for evenings.
1t sdspts itself to ali who have the re-
quisite height.
There are to be some pretty toques Of
fine workmanship for the shorter wo-
men.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28

Sunday School Teacher-God first
made the world and all the beasts and
The birds. Now, what was the last
thing he created, Willie?
Willie Green-Why, l guess it's the
brand new baby that came to our house
last Friday. amt heard Of anything
later.-Philadelphia Press.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-09-28

Tigg-Did you hear what Count Dead.
broke tried to do when he came over
here in search of an heirees?
Nigg-No. What was it?
Tigg- Wanted a position as tax as
SCISSOR. so he could get inside informa-
tlon.-Baltimore American.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-10-24
CURLING FREE SPEECH.

1t is all very well to talk about sup
pressing free criticism of public officials
and affairs in this country but it would
be unwise to go to extremes. Should
the gag be enforced upon the man and
the gyve placed upon the wrist of the
writer, the criminal in Office would be
the first to profit by it. Freedom Of
speech and of the press means. for one
thing, that knavery in high place shall
not go unehallenged and that the cause
of good government shall not lack for
aid when it is threatened by thieves
and spoilsmen.
But 1t is another thing to permit a
systematic assault, by speech or pen,
upon the whole theory of government
and the guarantees of law and order.
We are in duty bound to keep our in
stitutions safe from assault both from
without and from within. We must.
at all hazards, preserve the peace. Thus
any form of seditious effort, especially
that in the direction of anarchy, ought
to be sternly depressed. Liberty does
not mean that man shall do as he
pieases. He. has the right to do as he
pleases only when he pleases to do
right; and he does not do right when
he attempts to disorganize society.
Free speech within the law of national
representation; a free press answer
able for indictments to crime or for the
practice of crime; crime to be defined.
beyond its present definitions, as an
attempt to deny the authority of the
State or to break down the safeguards
of the law. Towards such status
public opinion Is going with precision
and force.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-10-24
He DINN'T KNOW
IT WAS LOADED

Edgar Williams, a gentleman of color,
who is the proud owner of gun, paid a
visit to the police station yesterday and
was held for investigation.
It was the gun which got him into
trouble. Yesterday morning he dropped
into a Chinese laundry and tried to sell
his weapon to Sing Kau, the proprietor
Sing Kau asked to be allowed to "see
the wheels go round" and Williams, who
didn't know it was loaded" cheerfuIly
assented
After the smoke had cleared away,
Sing Kau was discovered bleeding pro-
fusely from a bullet wound in the arm
near the elbow. He was taken to the
Queens hospital. while the man behind
the gun was escorted to the police sta
ton.
Yesterdays arrests included:
Edgar Williams, investigation; A.
Grelck, larceny second degree S. Ke-
kuewa, assault and battery; Arthur Doe
bier, Karl Reminghaus, deserving sea-
men; Fitzgerald, drunk; Kahoe Kane
hameha, gross cheat; All Chong, larceny
second degree; w. Hudson, drunk; STAN
islaus, Dapkus, investigation.
All Chorg complained to the police yes
terday that a countryman had gone
through his room and relieved him of $50
He found the man In his room and grab
bed him, but he got away. During the
struggle the thief shed $50 in gold ana
gold ring, the property of All Chong
The patrol wagon is now pulled by a
new team of horses, which were import
ed from California The old nags have
been sent to Oahu Jail for well earned
rest