The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-03-07
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bspd ns srpt spnau Gibbs I'm OF
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They never work.
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planetary. long-disisncs pbooe. Jon cbsp
90 Mercury, quii trying TO co, iul I'm
tslkirs 10 gentleman on Msri
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Have you forgotten what Jon came
lori Yes; ths,s vha ! wait Whstf
Csmphof
--Hosi II read 30 sriisle the other day |
claiming ihss our coupiry =. the mtst
healthy 10 the world. Josx Well, II hss
spfeity good constitution.
Yong 0irl : Oh. desrl Ny feet are
20 s~fully bisl Practical Anntie y Bot
you stand Oh them oil right dou't your
Young 0iri- Ga. zee, bui 90 do other folks
Il can't uudent,pd Why they sepsrst
ed. Both boasied thst there had never
been . word bttseen them. That VS.
jn,t The trouble. He soule moi ALLOW her
10 talk.
she (,lJly) How 10 is-er-Josef.
that you have never thouebt seriously OF
getting nsrriedi Hell hsvs slwsys
thoasht seriously OF it-ibsts why I'm
bachelor.
Why hsvent you congratulated that
bridal coupler CAM do III Csb't do i'll
l cart congratulate her because know
him. and Carl congratulate him because
! know hei
You seen TO be suffering, remarked
the parrot 0aly little Indigestion, re
Married the ostrich csreiessly. thought
those Last rsilrosd spikes we're wrought
iron. bu. 6ud they we're steel.
The empty mail bags for SONS tin.
have no, been duly returned from the Con
20 district. An investigation showed tbst
the natives had stolen them end given
them 10 their wivss. Who us;d them % pet
tieosts.
The difference between the COW and
the miikmso. said the gentleman with
rare memory Tor lss,s. Ia .hst the 90.
gives pure milk Tnere is another differ
snce. reiorlsd tie milkmsn. The COZ
doesn't give credit.
Have you b en- sleigh riding YETI s.k
Cd Snssss Of Old Crasty. Ga. 90; IL J
cared Tor ,hs. sot. OF thing, eonld get 81
the sensations By slilins 10 the cellar with
my feet 10 . bucket OF cold water and j,ns
ling lev bills.
Boy, called Senator Hsle OF Maine,
addressing the attendant OF the clost
room. bsve yon ,etn my rubbersf Yes.
cir. responded The boy si,h etip. Well,
where ere ,hs,' Y u have them 90, sir.
Well. veil. tasfs nsv,r wss such
regiment /. tho Dablin fosilsersi They
ere here. there, everywhere They most
make De We, tired. What mskes you
think sof Why hes iast he'd to capture
smother squsd Of EN-.
Teacher -Johnny. vtst 10 the meme !
Of The priDcpsl river 10 Egypt Johppy-
The Nile. Teacher -Thsls right. Nov.
Tommy, yen may name the Niles smaller
tribnisriss Tommy Juvsnie.
-PsdsItio Old ssstlenss 10 restsuf
act vsittrl Il believe II IL improper 10
speak disre'peetinliy Of once eIdeni Re.
tsn'spt vsi,sr-So I've heard, cir. Ped.p
Vic old senilemsa--T / sill be client
sonsetp,es hi, iosi yoa have ia.t brousbi
Ne
do you think u 10 desirable for msp ,
70 shady the dssd lsnsuseesi No. cir. 80
ssessd Mr.. CoDros eth enphssi. II
qsesr sords ere chs. . youos man -
pises 10. the soii snd bsseb.ll reports 10
ssy good daily nessp,psr will soppiy oil
his vsnts
Boy Bay. mister, lei me bal, yont
hook. Pnhuusn ] wii'. II 700 give me
good i1ck. Boy lstiussios The tsn)-
The Last nss J hsiisd Tor 90. tasrsl ont
Of cAoreh hllius The truth sssa, tts
many hsh be csosLt