Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-08-28
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Oouil cSy hcipS pusihfs5 Yes: and
good business makes man feel a he.n
more polite, too"
Eyes, | am a confirmed bachslo.s
"How many times have you been con.
firmed ?'-Brooklyn Life.
Can your wife keep a secraty
"Yes; she has dozen or 80 of ha,
friends to help her. Life.
Bill-When man is in debt | thinl,
he ought to try and get out of 1t. I'M
Do you mean out of debt or out ~
town ?-Yonkers Statesman.
Nell-Rather conceited, isn't he,
Belle-I should say. He said the bes,
was none too good for me- and then ha
proposed. philadelphia Record.
'''She says her face is her fortunep
said Maud "Yes," said Mamie; "and
felt like telling her to cheer I'D; nov.
erty Is no disgrace. Washington Star
Crawford-How do you figure that
the exhibition in Buffalo Is better than
the one they had In Paris? Crabshaw-
1t doesn't cost so much to get there
Judge.
"How do you like the new professors
lectures" "They seem extraordina,.
LILY dry, considering how many founts
of knowledge he has" Fliegende
Blaetter.
II know l shall never love another
woman as l do you" II should hope
~ oil Ina
about it. I'll bet l could If l wanted
to."-Life.
Charley-Maud Toomer told me last
night that she loved me. Harry-You
are somewhat delayed. She told the
rest of us fellows that long ago-Den.
yer News.
Daughter-Father, fear l hurt the
Counts feelings. Father-In what wayf
II thoughtlessly told him didn't be-
lieve he owed as much as he said be
did."-Smart Set rs9
Bookkeeper-This figure 10 SO indis-.
tinct that l don't know whether to
make out this mans bill for SIS or So.
The Boss-Make 1t out for So, them
Somerville Journal. -~i5sh
He-We may have to wait some time
before we can get married, dear. She
Perhaps it is just as well. Papa says
he expects to do twice as much bust
ness next year as this. -
Bifkins (who Is giving partly"
What do you get an evening for wait
ing at entertainments? Waiter-Ffye
shillngs, sir; but If there is to be sing
ing, must ask six, sir. "-Tit-Bits.
Stranger-It seems rather strange
that you should complain about your
best friend because he took your part
Hamphat-Tm an actor, sir, and /
wanted the part myself.-P Philadelphia
Press.
Maud-When are they to be married.
Dthel-Never. Maud-Never9 And
why SO? EthelShe will not marry
him until he has paid his debts, and he
cannot pay his debts until she marries
him.-Fun.
Brooklyn Workingman's wife Qn
19O1)-What's happened, Danny? Her
Husband (desperately)-Well, I've been
fred by ]. P. Morgan, and there's no
body else in the world to work for--
Brooklyn Citizen.
Mrs. Strongmind-Why don't you go
to work? Tramp-Please, mum, made
q solemn vow twenty years ago that
I'd never do another stroke Of work till
women was paid tn same wages as
nen.-New York Weekly.
II hope to see the time when there is
no money in politics" said the ardent
youth ''Well," answered Senator Sor-
ghum, gravely, when that time comes
well simply have to 90 into some other
business. Washington Star.
"well, madam" said the doctor bus
ting in, ''how is our patient this morn
,ng" His mind seems to be perfectly
clear this morning, DOCTOR" replied the
tired watcher. lie refuses to touch
any of the medicines. -" Chicago Trib-
une.
Nell see the Bjoneses are back from
their wedding trip. had an idea at
the wedding that Mr.. Bjones was quite
tall, but he isn't. Belle-Well, it's TO be
expected that a man is rather short
when he returns from his wedding trip
philadelphia Record
Miss PASSED. accepted Dick Brad
ford last night. Miss Younge-Yes !
expected It, Miss PasseeAWhy' MISS
Younre-Beeause when refused nun
he said the next time he would propose
to some one old enough to. know he'
own mind.-Harlem Life.
Cant you afford to wear better
clothes than thoser asked the syhpa-
thetic woman Of the street beggar' ~
she eyed his tattered garments.
ma'am, really can't" was the menus
cant's reply; these toys is what .pes
in."-Yonkers Statesman. ,..a...
/ my good little man." said the Visit
ing pastor, 81 aim afraid you've peen
fighting. A black eye. Don't you wan.
= 18th ~ 'NaW' SulQ