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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
FIERCE STREET FIGHT
Two Men Killed in Pistc! Duel in Waco.
Texas.

WACO, Texas, Oct. 22.--One
of the fiercest street duels ever
fought in this section since the
famous Brann-Davis tragedy &C.
CURED shortly after l o'clock
this afternoon on Austin-ave, the
busiest thoroughfare in the city,
and as the result two men lie
dead.
The principals in the tragedy
were ex-Sheriff w. T. Harris and
his son, W. T. Harris, jr., on the
one side and D. J. @. Lovelace
and his stepson, 2. T. Reynolds,
on the other. The two HAIRLESS
were almost instantly killed and
the others were uninjured.
1t is said that bad fee ling had
existed between the men fo1
some time over family affairs and
trouble had been expected as a
result.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Worse Yet.

A young man with tallowy COM
plexion, blotched face and slender
legs called at a doctors office to
consult him.
Doctor" he said, '1've heard
there's such a thing as tobacco
heart. l wish you would tell me
if you think that's what I've got"
The physician listened to state
ment of his symptoms in detail,
noted the yellow stain on his fingers
and replied:
mo, young man, it isn't tobacco
heart that ails you. 1t is worse
than that. 1t is cigarette BRAIN -
Youths Companion.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
REAL ESThTE TRANSFERS
TO OCT. AZ 1901
AS FURNISHED BY
ER ESSNER e. 90

Owners of the only abstract books In the
county. Abstracts of title to all real estate
In Marshall county compiled promptly and
accurately.
William Horn and wife, warranty
deed to Henry ID. and Cora B. Pom
titus, for life) Winfield S. and Walter
r. Pontius, E 10 A of w of n w !
of S 30, ~ 81, r 4. Consideration
$4,000
William H. Huff and wife. warranty
deed, to Kamm and Shellinger Brew
er Co., w J of Block &c" VIM. III.
Huff's End add Bremen. Considera-
tion $4,000
Rachel Weitzel, widow warranty
deed to Charles G.. Mikel, lot SO. in
orig Bremen, ex AZ by 60 fl in n f
corner. Consideration $500.
Charles G.. Mikel and wife. warranty
deed to Ellen S. BOocher, lot 9 Blk 3.
Manufacturing Co. add Bremen. Con-
sideration 5000.
Owen Disher and wife, warranty
deed to John f. carp, und of lots 2,
3, part of lot in Moore and Wester-
velt's add Plymouth. Consideration
$4,000. 90
John F. carp and wife, warranty
deed to Herbert A. Bremen, und of
lots, 2, 3, part of lot Z, Moore and
Westervelts add Plymouth. Consid-
Grafton s35OO.OO
John c. Haag and wife, warranty
deed to Samuel Hapg A S w of Ty-
: ner in w of S 1G, T "a, RI. Con-
sideration $4,000
George w. Huff. and wife, war
anty deed to James B. Huff n E Of
NE4 OF S "a r 4. Consideration
$4,000. 90
George w. Huff and wife to Will
liam A. Redman, N w of n E of
Il, L "a, r 4. Consideration $4,000.
Heirs of John Whitaker decd to
Mary A. o. Curran lot 81, Boleys 1st
add Bourbon. Consideration $500 90
Emily A. Sans and husband, war
ranty deed to Marion Grippe s J Of N
E / of 10, T 33 r 1, N W of N E
! ex 10 A in N w cor of S 10, T 33,
RI. Consideration 100000
Marion Grippe warranty deed to Will
liam Forehand T. J of N E of S 19,
L 80, RI, WI of N Ell, ex 10 A
in N w corner of S 19, T 80, r L.
Consideration S25O0.00
Sarah Yocum, etal by Com'r to
Joshua and Elizabeth Now A in N
'H4o OF s "a. T 80, R 1. Consideration
$4,000
Luther johnson and wife, war
ranty deed to Artimesa Parks, lot 108
Thayers End add Bourbon. Consid-
Grafton $4,000
GusFdian of minor heirs Of Sarah E.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
A Spartan Spouse.

VIENNA, Oct. 22.-The failure
of the Boden Credit bank at Oed.
enburg, Hungary, led to a sing
ular suicide. Manager Schlad.
erer, whose extensive defalca-
tons caused the failure. made a
confession to his wife, who
handed him a pistol and advised
him to kill himself, which he did.
His vife will be arrested as an
accessory to the act.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Cheap Rates Again to the West.

On Oct. 18th, Nov 5th and 10th
aud Dec. 3rd and 18th. 1901, the
Northern Pacific will sell Home
ers excursion tickets to western points
reached via its line, at one fare plus
$500 for the round trip. For further
informating regarding rates, write
J. f. Turner, ID. p. A., n. p, Jack
son Place, Indianapolis, Ind. or adj
dress, Chas. S. Fee, G.. p. & T. A., n.
p. r., st. Paul. Mimi.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
SCOtt'S
E emulsion

of Cod Liver Oil is the means
of life, and enjoyment of life to
thousands: men women and
children.
When appetite fails, it re-
stores it. When food is a
burden, it lifts the burden.
When youlose flesh,it brings
the plumpness of health.
When work is hard and
duty is heavy, it makes life
bright.
It is the thin edge of the
wedge; the thick end is food
But what is the use of food
when you hate it, and can't d;
gest it?
SCOTS Emulsion of Coo
Liver Oil is thefood that makes
you forget your stomach.
If Il you !, have 1s,y not tried #: send 19|
s1gco5ffffI s BOVINE. Chemists.
Soc. and 500; all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Fast Trains North.

Chicago & North Western Railway
leave Chicago daily for Milwaukee,
Madison, Green Bay, Fond du Lac,
Oshkosh, Appleton, Escanaba, Ish-
peming, Marquette, Ashland, st.
Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth and all
points in Wisconsin and the Copper
Country. Quickest time. Through
picturesque Wisconsin. Service un-
equaled. The best of everything.
For tickets, rates and full informa-
ton, apply to your nearest ticket
agent or address A. H. Waggener, %
Fifth avenue, Chicago, Ill. Ste
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

a further reduction in fares to Buff
falO for the Pan-American Exposition
has just been made via Pennsylvania
Lines. Six-day Coach Excursion tick
cts are now on sale Tuesdays, Thurs
days and Saturdays at exceptional low
rates, besides excursion tickets obtain
able daily. Investigate, if YOU con-
template taking in the American.
Only a few more Gays in which to do
it. Closes October 31st. Ask Ticket
Agent j. E. Hanes Plymouth, Ind.
about low fares.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Buffalo Exposition Closes Nov. End.

BUFFALO, n. Y, Oct. 23-The
board CT directors of the Pan
American exposition yesterday
afternoon resolved that Satur.
day, November 2, at midnight,
be fixed as the time of the final
closing of the exposition. AT
midnight of Nov. 3 the lights of
the electric tower and other
Lights used in the illumination
will be finally turned off and the
exposition closed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

The fare to Buffalo for the Pan
Exposition has touched the
lowest point. Coach Excursions tick
cts sold Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat
urdays via Pennsylvania Lines cost
only one-half of the one way regular
fare. and are good returning six days.
See Ticket Agent j. f. Hanes. Ply
Ind. about it.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

Some conception of the revolu-
ton that would be wrought in in
dustry and commerce by device
for obtaining electricity direct
from coal may be gained by reflect
ing upon the well known fact that
nine-tenths of the latent power of
all tie coal we burn now goes up
the chimney Chicago Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

Down they go-fareS to Buffalo.
Coach Excursion tickets for Pan-Am.
Exposition may be obtained via Penn
sylvania Lines Tuesdays. Thursdays
and Saturdays during October at
greatly reduced fares. The Exposition
closes October 31st. Enjoy it before
IS too late. Ticket Agent j. f.
Hanes Plymouth, Ind. will post you
about fares and the convenient way
to get there. See him.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Old People Have Their Troubles

Mr.. Francis Little of Benton Harbor,
Mich. is over eighty years of age. Since
1865 he has been troubled more or less
with indigestion and constipation and
has tried almost everything in use for
those ailments. Last August he began
using Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets and was soon feeling much bet
ter In recent letter he says. 81 have
used three boxes of the Tablets and now
think l am WE'LL" These Tablets i'm
prove the appetite and invigorate the
stomach, liver and bowels. For sale by
j. w. Hess.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24


by the use of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription, which prevents and cures
nausea, tranquilizes the nerves, encour-
ages the appetite, induces refreshing
sleep, and makes the baby's advent prac-
tically painless.
Mrs. Orrin Stiles, of Downing, Dunn Co., Wis,
writes al have been intending to write to YOU
ever since my baby was born in regard to what
your Favorite Prescription has done for me.
cannot praise it enough. for l have not been
as well for five years as am now. In July last
had baby boy, weight II lbs, and was only
sick short time, and since got up have not
had one sick day. have not had any uterine
trouble since got up. was not only surprised
myself but all my friends mere are surprised to
see WE'LL
rFavorite Prescription has the testi-
nony of thousands of women to its COM
plete cure of wonanly diseases. Do not
accept an unknown and improved sub
stitute in its place.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets clear the
complexion and sweeten the breath.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

A beacon light to the sick and af-
flicted. A life encourager. Take
counsel with yourself today and use
Rocky Mountain Tea tomorrow
Peace and comfort follow its use. j.
w. Hess.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
FOR FIRST TIME
A Negro Has Dined at The White House
As a Guest.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 18-For the
first time in the history of the
United States a negro has dined
at the White House, as a guest of
a president. Booker II. Wash
ington, we'll known as the head
of Tuskegee Institute, of Ala
bama, was President Roosevelt's
guest. He came to talk with the
the chief executive about the ed
ucational, Industrial, social and
the practical condition of the col
ored race.
Like others who have been
asked to come, Mr.. Washington
was invited to dinner. About
the only time the president can
have an uninterrupted visit is
during the neal hour, and he
dimes with all callers from whom
he wants to get information.
Since the civil war there have
been many colored men in con-
greSs, bnt until this time no
president has so near overcome
social prejudice as to dine with
one of the African race.
1t is understood that the pres
ident intends to discuss in his
message matters touching the
cOlOred race.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Seventeen Year Locusts.

The great brood of the II year
locusts, according to Professor P
R. Uhler, provost of the Peabody In
stitute, Baltimore, will reappear
next year in most parts of Mary
land north of the Patuxent river
Great swarms of this species may be
expected in 1902 between the latter
part of May and the early part of
July.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

Daniel Webster twice missed be-
ing president by not accepting a
nomination for vice president.
Theodore Roosevelt becomes presi-
dent through having reluctantly ac-
cepted nomination he wanted to
refuse because he thought it would
spoil his chances for the presidency.
Such are the tricks of fate.-Mont-
real Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

In addition to excursion tickets to
Buffalo sold daily via Pennsylvania
Lines, special Coach Excursion tick
ct at an unusual low rate may be OBJ
tanned Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat
urdays, good for six days trip to the
Pan American Exposition. Get par
ticulars from Ticket Agent J. E.
Hanes.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

The excitement incident to travelling
and change Of food and water often
brings on diarrhoea and for this reason
no one should leave home without a
bottle OF Chamberlsin's Collie. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by j..
w. Hess.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve shouldbe
promptly applied to cute. burns and
scalds. 1t soothes and quickly heals the
injured part. There are worthless
counterfeits, be sure to get DeWitt's.
J, w. Hess.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
Low Rate to Buffalo via L. E. & W.

The L. E. & Wake Shore
Lines will sell tickets to Buffalo and
return on Tuesdays. Thursdays and
Saturdays of each week during Octo-
Der, 1901, at the low rate of So. %. All
tickets limited for return six DAYS.
j. NJ. DAUBENsPECK, Agt.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
The lime to 90 to Buffalo VIA vanoalia Line

On Oct. 9TH, Sth. 10th, 18th, 18th,
18th, 10Th 22nd and oath, the Van
dalia line will sell round trip excur-
sion tickets to the Pan-American ex-
position at Buffalo for So. 95 from date
of sale. Close connections made at
South Bend with L. s. & NJ. S.. and
with Grand Trunk trains in both go
ing and returning.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
List of Unclaimed Letters.

The following letters remain un-
called for in the post office at Plym-
outh, Ind, for the week ending Oct.
%, 1901.
GENTLEMEN.
Mr. Alex Teitch Boyd Stephenson
u b StOckman Ed l. t Holsinger
hartman Dewmex w Corey
} Bubler James X Brooks
LADIES.
Mrs Flora Styles Mrs Ollie Wells
Mrs Sarah Harsh Ellen Pifer
a fee of one cent will be charged on
all the letters advertised.
Please say advertised when calling
for these letters.
j. A. YOCKEY. p. NJ.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

Headaches, dizzy spells, bad blood
rheumatism, Indigestion, constipa-
ton. absolutely cured ifyou take Rocky
Mountain Tea made by Madison Med
icine Co. Soc. J. W. Hess.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24

Persons who have not visited the
American Exposition are offered
special inducement in low Coach Ex-
cursion fares via Pennsylvania Lines
on each Tuesday, Thursday and Satur-
day during October. The Exposition
closes u is month, and this is the last
and best chance for seeing it. Get
details about rates and trains from
Plymouth, Ind. Ticket Agent J. E.
Hanes.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1901-10-24
CAIARRH
One Fare Plus $500 tor the Round Trip.

In the rate the Northern Pacific
will make to western points reached
via its lines on account of Home-seek-
ers excursions. Selling dates will be
Oct. 10Th, Nov. 9Th and 10Th and Dec.
3rd and 18th. For further informal
tion write, ]. E. Turner, d. p A.
N. p. r. Jackson Place, Indianapolis,
Ind, or address Chas. S. Fee, G.. p. &
T. A. n. p. p.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.

The funeral Of Or. c. H Guibor was
held at the residence, 1015 Harrison
the veranda and lawn were crowded with
the friends and relatives Of the family.
the simple, yet Impressive, ritual Of the
Episcopal church. Several songs were
". Parkhurst, Miss Nina. Thomas, Mr.. H.
l. shlrer and Mr.. James Moore. The
u NJ. Powell, DR. L. 7. Grubbs, DR. G. w.
Hogeboom. DR.. c. A Mcclure and G. J.
offerings. The Topeka club. an organiza-
ton of which the late DR.. Guibor was a
and carnations The following is a partial
tionaI bank bunch American Beauties;
Mt Carmel Coal Co, piece, Gates Ajar;
lean Beauties tied with American Beauty
ribbon; Mrs Charles Blood Smith, Asters;
bronson, American Beauties; Mrs J. G.
freshman, American Beauties; Mr. Cart
1T, design, Crescent and Star; Dr. L. M
Powell, pink and white carnations, Mrs
wheat. Mrs H M. Hadley, Asters: Mrs
NJ OsBrien, white roses: Mrs. J. D. Nc
F'srland, Asters; Mrs c. W Kouns, car
nations; W. W Mills, American Beau
ties and carnations; Miss Spencer, Asters;
W M. Thompson, white and pink roses;
white carnations; Everett Akers, Robert
Stewart and Frank Moss, white roses;
wallace Thompson. George Snyder, How
ard Patten, Bernard Crosby, Scott Lord,
Harley Reisman and Albert Cook, white
roses; Miss Ivah Davis, American Beau
ties; Mrs. c. H. Dillon, American Beau
ties; Miss Agnes Gunther white roses:
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Garvin, wreath of
roses and tube roses: Mrs. L. H. Mum,
sickle on wreath of roses; Mrs. DR.. D J.
Mulvane, roses; DIR. and Mrs A G. Nc
CURE. white roses The Smith Co, i've
dozen carnations; Mrs. William MacFar-
rem. wreath of roses: Mrs. c. NJ. Nelson,
white roses; Mrs. Arthur Shearer, carna-
tons and roses; Mrs ClinOrd Histed, car
nations and roses
Charles NJ. Spencer died of dropsy at
the home of his mother. 427 Polk street
The funeral was held this afternoon at
o'clock The remains will be sent tonight
to Elbing, Kan. for burial
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
LAIRD IS HELD.
Bound Over to District Court
ON So, 900 Bond.

red Laird, charged with writing
threatening letters to Chas. Wolff. was
bound over to the district court as a
result of his final hearing in the city
court this afternoon. No further evil
dence was introduced except that Of
Messrs. Bowman and Stage, hand
writing experts. introduced by the de-
Tense. They both gave an opinion that
the letters to Wolff were not the hand
work of the same person who wrote the
private letters which Laird has admit
ted as his writing.
The testimony stood about even. In
yesterdays session Messrs- Bonebralxe
and Hughes gave their opinion as ex-
perts that the letters were written by
the defendant, and the defense con-
sisted of the assertions of Laird his
wife and father. Laird denied writing
the letters, and his wife and father
swore that they were familiar with his
writing and that the printed threats
bore no resemblance to his style.
Added to this was the testimony of
Mr.. Stage and Mr.. Bowman.
County Attorney Nichols intimaERd that
more evidence could be furnished if neces-
sary but asked that the defendant be
bound over on the testimony already
given.
The court said that, taking into consid-
GRAFTON the size of the offense. he thought
torney Joseph Reed. for the defense, again
asked for a reduction fthe bond, making
plea that the defendant was in poor
health and that a. jail Imprisonment until
court held that the bond should remain
q 81 00O
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26

people have are girls between twelve
and twenty years Of age
lit il a rare girl who does not ALLEVIATE
her real friends by being too much or
a princess from sixteen to twenty.
When it is announced that a woman
viii entertain informally 1t means
that she viii buy things ready made
at the bakers.
So many women think they have
done their whole duty toward q man
AZ they put a wet cloth on his head
when he has a headache.
When a mans wife hatters him. it
may cost him the price of a hat but
when other women begin 1t, 1t may
cost him everything he has.
An Atchison grocer says: T hate
the men who come into the store, and
take q peach, or an apple, or a bunch
Of grapes. We call them grocery
tasters. When a faster comes IN,
am apparently good natured, and help
him find the best there is in the store
as a matter of business. but really L
am foaming with rage. Some of these
days I am going to treat myself to the
luxury OF hitting faster ] don't
care lie he is the biggest man In town;
the bigger the better I'll smash him.
and feel relieved, even if I get lick
ing for it. The faster has no excuse
for his habit, and some day he viii
make me so mad that 1 can't contain
myself. Then look out"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
KANSAS FAIRS IN 1901.

Following Is a list of fairs to be held IN
Kansas in 1901. their dates, locations ana
secretaries. as reported to the state board
of agriculture and compiled BY Secretary
K. D. Coburn.
Allen County Agricultural society. c. II
Wheaton, secretary, lola; September JOY
Brown County Fair aSsGsiatlon, G. W.
Harrington, secretary HiaWatha; Sep
TENDER 1920
Butler County Fair association. H M.
Balch. secretary. FL Dorado October Sill.
Chautauqua County HeWins' Park ana
Fair associat ton, N. c. Marsh, secretary.
CedarVaie. September z5-Z8-
CoWley COunty-EaStern CoWley Fair
association J. NJ. Henderson. secretary.
Burden. dates not yet chosen.
Jackson County Agricultural and Fair
aass,o3eiatie9n MeGre"' secretary
Jewell County Agricultural Fair associa-
ton, c, r. Horne, secretary Mankato;
September 1920
Marshall County-Franlsfort Fair assoc
citation, J. D. Gregg. secretary, Frankfort,
Miami County Agricultural and dechan-
zeal association. " H. Bradbury, secre-
tary. PaoIa: September 24-27.
Morris County Exposition company ~.
f. Amrine. secretary, Council Grove; Sep
Ness County Agricultural association.
H. c. Taylor. secretary. Ness City; Octo-
Norton County Agricultural association.
J. L. Miller. secretary. Norton; September
Usage County Fair association. C. n.
Curtis, secretary. Burlingame; September
Riley County Agricultural society, H. r.
Worboys, secretary, Riley; SeptempeR
24-26. 49,
association. Il. G. Toler. secretary. Wich-
tia. October Ia
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.
TFrom the Phlladelphia RECORD

From the Philadelphia Record-i
Letters Of credit o U A V.
The thief likes to keep himself IN
spotted.
Lying in state-diplomatic communi-
cations.
1t may seem strange. but drummers
never beat their way.
Hanging is too good for the picture
that is badly executed
It's the policeman's duty to watch
that others may not prey.
The man who jumps overheard is
usually over-bored with life.
It's only natural that at the close of
day we should wear the clothes Of
night.
The only people who keep diaries for
any length Of time are the people who
keep them for SALE
Small NIan-'Did you call me an
unmitigated liar2" Large Mani
didn't say unmitigated." ''Ah. your
apology is accepted"
There's only one drawback to this
house" said the candid owner; lit has
no BATH That's no drawback an
nounced the prospective tenant; were
all anarchists"
How would you take it II I went
To heart?'' he asked in sport.
The dear girl raised her head to shyly
say;
'"To heart? Oh, no: to court"
Can't lend me five, chr" remarked
the Esteemed Contemporary; paper
not doing much I suppose" well,
returned the editor of the Enlightener,
craftily, were holding our own
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IF'rom the Chicago News.l
Some men are like donkeys; they lack
horse sense.
A deaf and dumb man is apt to
talk straight out from the shoulder.
When dog succeeds in capturing
his tail his end is accomplished.
It's a hard matrimonial. knot that the
divorce judge can't unite.
AS the chip off the old block IS in
clined so is the family tree bent
It's folly to tell a man who has the
toothache that misery loves company
The motive of the average play seems
to be to make men thirsty between the
acts.
All is fair In love and war-or. in
other words, during courtship and
after marriage.
1t Is to laugh when one sees some
theatrical performance advertised I'm
der the head Of ADJUSTMENTS"
When a man takes unto himself an
heiress for a helpmeet he probably
needs her to help meet his bills
Some girls are decided blondes and
some are decided brunettes-but either
kind are apt to make decided wives
The camel can go two weeks without
taking a drink, but it would make
some men hump themselves to abstain
for two days.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-26
BRINGS HONE A COOK.
King Edward Returns With an
Egyptian Coffee Maker.

London, Sept. 26.-The royal yacht
was conveyed from Flushing to Port
Victoria by a formidable escort Of war
ships, and the yachts arrival at the
latter place was marked by unusual
ceremonial in the reception OF the Off
Gals and the guards of honor, his
majesty receiving them on the bridge
of the royal yacht in file. The king
wore an admiraPs uniform.
Extraordinary precautions were taken
along the railway. In addition to the
usual signalling, the entire route was
guarded and lined by railroad employees
who had signalled the train from one
to another.
On his arrival in London. the king,
who still wore an admirals uniform,
proceeded to Marlborough house.
A quaint figure of his ma esty's suite
was the Egyptian coffee maker of Rut-
ter's hotel, Homburg, who is well known
to visitors there. King Edward has Sc
cured the mans services.