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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

On MONDAY next the taxpayers OF this city will he called
upon to determine by their whether public improve
mens in the way OF continuance of paving and the
enlargement OF the system shall be actively prose
eu'ed inns year The answer at the polls ought to be an
ephaue amalve lousons paved are one of the
best investments the citizens could make and the more of
them tue greater the returns on comfort and metro
potan appearance but in business For every dollar exne
ca III THIS way the city will reward fourfod OF the
expenditure he added burden the taxpayers will be
light and is hoped that the in favor OF the
improvements Will be overwhelming We can not afford 10
take any step backward Just at this time
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

Nav YoRK is claiming that the bravery displayed by Gov
Ode in opposing the boss is OF much higher order
than that exhibited by Funston in capturing Aguinaldo. 1t
coincidence worthy Of note, however that in both in
stances treachery at the bottom of the
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06
GOOD FURNITURE POLISH.

GOOD FURNITURE POLISH. Ia
Mahogany furniture which has become slightly ess.
may nave its polish restored by the of dressns
by mixing four tablespoonfuls of turpentine with S
sSweet OIL adding teaspoonfu of lemon JUICE az
drops OF ammonia Shake thoroughly before appYis'
II Is
blue is to be very good color this spring, ana
gao OF It, Tor there is tone in the world SO Nnu
complexion II is too highly colored II the sh IN M
perieety clear. Skirts of rough blue material WIZ w III
Jackets trimmed sparingly with black and gold prau
soou form for travelling shirt waist of blue az N,
polka dotted flannel is useful and pretty addition y %
sue Dne suits and is effective when made y n.
snlrtwaist fashion and with a blue ribbon sIoeA
turnover collar of embroidery hemstitehed linen
SATURDAYS MENU.
BREAKFAST.
Fruit, Cereal, Cream, -,
Calls Liver, Bacon Rice Grddle CsSsA "
Mushrooms Curried Boiled Rice,
Sally Lunns, Cocoa.
Okra Soup with Rice.
Lamb Chops Mashed Potatoes fesH Z
Tomato Jelly with Celery Mayonnaises NJ
!, Brown Betty, Sugar and Cream ~
Coffee
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

OFFICE or PUBLICATION
Nos. 1901, 1903, rros, 10Y and Franklin Avenue
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06
The HOUSTON DAILY POST
--5Y THE
HOUSTON PRINTING COMPANY.

r. NJ JOHNSTON. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. President
6. j. PALMER. Vice President
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

KING EpwARp of England is to be congratulated that he
has only to about the appropriations while his kins
the continent husng to keep out of the way OF
the 1t almost great and glorious thing to be
king OF England to be president OF great republic like
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

AoulNAtoo might he tried as Quartermaster of our
,oees IN the Philippines seems impossible get carpet
bag talent that be relied on
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

TRhVELlNC AGENTS. c. S. f. Holland Travein
Auditor L. X. Holland A. w. Palmer and B. b. Throop
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

Correspondence of all description ,Dhcther intended to
the Bhyncss Editorial Department should be addressed
THE HoUsToN Posi-, aud any individnal aud nj
CHECKS, drafts, moneyoderS etc, made payable TO tn
HousroN PRfNTING COMPANY
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

SoMr eloatng Is being done over the fact that Funston
got to where he is without any help from the West Point
hazers.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

Under circumstances mill orders given by employer
the Office be recognized and raid accepted IN payment Of
GccoHHfS
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

FOREIGN OFFICES-Easern business Office ~, 48, ~
and so Tribune building, New York (The s. c, Reclswh
Special Ageney( Western 400 The Rookey Chicago (Ihe
S. c. Beckwith Special Agency
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

NEW plan IS ON foot to purify municipal politics in New
York In this instance commission composed OF business
men unbiased by political considerations appointed to
recommend TO the assembly legislation in which reid
teal tests such as they would require in their private M
ness shall be applied to municipal conditions The
idea is well conceived and is recommended by sound common
sense Inc business men under all municipal governments
should insist upon standard Of this lind and we would
soon see vast improvement in municipal administrations
knE Cuban constitutional delegates appear 10 he ne ba
divided over the Plat amendments as are the American
themselves We still have large party in this eouu, Who
can detect and condemn injustice aud unfair play
rir committee Of the city council have gone TO Austin
with the charter amendments late m the session, M
nr Posi- trusts the legislature will find time to CAREFUL,
consider these proposed amendments Houston har,e
and will pass the majority OF because they arc drect
the line OF representative better government TO-
this city municipality ought given such
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

HOUSTON. SATURDAY MORNING. AeRlL 8. 1901
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

Now those men whom the Office sought
Sit still and look enraptured,
For having run the office down.
They're pleased at being captured.
J. NJ LrM1
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

THE DAILY POST, THE SUNDAY POST
20 Columns. 1863 to z24 Columns.
SEMI-WEEKLY POST Mondays and Thursdays),
ia Columns Per Week.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-06

Texas farmers sounding the praises of hog and hom-
my and they propose to have OF hotn this yeat San
Antonio Stockman and Farmer.
These products a splendid pair to tic to- and it may
practically independent
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
GUN BOAT
Would Not Help the
Victim.
American, Whose Boat Was
Stolen, Wants Redress.

New York, Oct. 23.-(Spl)-Two
American passengers aboard the
steamer Advance, which arrived Mon
day from Colon, told of an interesting
incident which occurred at Bocas Del
Toro, recently. The U. S. gunboat
Machias was in port A number of
insurgents came to town from the in
terror and stole naptha yacht owned
by an American firm.
According to the passengers, U. s,
Consul Hand made futile demand
for the return of the yacht and then
asked the Commander of the Machias
to enforce the demand. The Machias
sailed away without paying attention
to the Consul's request and the latter
has now made formal protest against
the action of the gunboats comman-
der to the authorities at Washing
ton
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
APPOINTED.
Mr.. W. E. Lansdon In New
Position.

Mr. w. e. Langdon has been ap-
pointed travelling passenger agent for
the Erie, with headquarters at Youags
town. He will succeed j. d. Cui.rt,
who will probably be transferred 10
another department in a short tine.
Mr.. Langdon was formerly the Erie's
ticket agent at Akron and when the
akron Route was established he
was made travelling passenger agent
for that territory.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
The Ninth's Loss.

The report of second disaster to
American troops in Samar by which
ten men of the Ninth Infantry were
killed and six wounded, came as a
shock and surprise today both to the
White House and the War Depart
ment.
This detachment of the Ninth In
fantry, under Lieut.. G.. w. Wallace,
seems to have been part of the puni-
tive column sent out by General HUI
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FOR RENT-R00MS.

FOR RENT-Four unfurnished rooms.
Inquire 107 Livingston st.
157-159+
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
CHEAP RATES AGAIN TO THE
WEST.

On Oct 18th, Nov. 9th and 10th and
Dec, Bird and 18th. 1901, the Northern
Pacific will sell Home-seekers' excur-
sion tickets to western points reached
via its line, at one fare plus 81 for
the round trip. For further informa-
tion regarding rates. write 70, G..
Schoen, d. p A. N. p. r., 305 Park
building. Pittsburg, Pa, or address
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

G. NJ. Phelps, Forestdale, VT, says
his child was completely cured of a
bad case of eczema by the use of De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Beware
of all counterfeits. 1t instantly re.
lieyes piles.
William Warner, Gem Pharmacy, liz
8, Howard st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
RAILROAD NOTICES.

SPECIAL Low RATES TO BUFFA'
LO VIA C. L. & V.-B. g. o. r. r.
Every Tuesday, Thursday and Satur-
day during October. Tickets good six
days. To Oct 20
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FOR SALE-REAL ES LATE.
FOR sALE-By ]. /. Bachtel, 1s

FOR SALE--By j. /. Bachtel, 1888
s. Howard st., phone 722.
Special bargains, cor ). Main and
Falor ave-, rooms and deep lot, to
close at once $1100.
$12O0 buys rooms, barn, lot 55x160,
plenty of water, sewer and gas in
street, 602 Allyn ST., close to Thornton.
@ rooms. slate roof, stone founda-
ton, Bachtel ave, $500.
S145O for 7 rooms, barn and gOou
lot, handy to cars, n. Hill.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
VIRGINIA HARMED

In Alice of Old Vincennes, Opera
house, Cleveland week commencing
Oct. 21. Theater train ever nighs
via c., T. & V. r. r., leaving Union
depot 4:55 pm; Howard st. sos pm.
Returning leave Cleveland 11:20 pm.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
ANOTHER REDUCTION PAN
AMERICAN RATES.

Via Erie r. R., commencing Satur-
day, Oct. 9th and every Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday rate to Buff
falo and return will be $3.05, good re-
turning five days from date. Trains
leave los am, 6 am. and S:54 am.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
MADE MONEY.
South African Company Has De-
clared Big Dividend.

London, Oct. 23.-(Spl.)-The South
African supply and cold storage COM
pany has declared dividend of so
per cent, together with a so per cent
bonus. The company has also carried
forward surplus of f75O,OOO.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

Try the Democrats Liner Columns
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

awarded the contract for printing the
ballots for this falls election Monday
by the Board of Deputy Supervisors
of Elections, at $3.50 per thousand
This is the same. price as was made
last year. The ballot this fall contains
six tickets.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

LIEUT.. G. W. WALLACE, U. s. A..

Who Commanded the Attacked Com
pany.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE--Mnil order business, do
ing nearly $500 per month ON ad-
vertislng investment Of SIS. Also
mail order business, good side line
for physician, druggist, or one with
fair knowledge of medicine. Re-
cipes and investment about same as
above. Cheap for cash; small pay
ment down. Address G. M. r., box
428, Akron, Ohio. 157-159+
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

STEAMSHIP TICKETS TO EUROPE
Via all leading lines at lowest rates.
Cooks personally conducted tours.
Information cheerfully given upon ap-
plication to G. d. Honodle, ticket
agent, Union depot
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
TWO EUROPEAN CRUISES Tc
THE MEDITERRANEAN
AND ORIENT,
CENTRAL PASSENGER AsSoCIA'
TION MILEAGE.

The Erie Railroad now sells and &C
cepts G. p. A. mileage ordarA
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
LOST.

envelopes, containing or.
ders for trees, between 100 Camp
bell st. and Brewster crossing. Re.
turn to II. Jacksons Livery stable,
1875 S. Main st. and receive reward.
157-159s
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
MADAM LEWIS

May me found at her parlors. T07 West
Water st, at all reasonable hours. She
may be consulted in regard to all af-
fairs relative to marriage, business az
fairs, articles, lost or stolen, etc.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED-Girl to do cooking or Sec
ond work; good wages. Address +.
o. Box 1852, OF call phone No. 10,
Cuyahoga Falls, o. 15s-16O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
Hurt In Bicycle Collision.

Braxton Newhouse, aged IL years,
of lit N. Broadway was Injured seri-
ously Monday afternoon. In a bicycle
collision. He was unconscious for
some time after the accident, hut is
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

It's a mistae to imagine that itching
piles can't be cured; mistake to suffer
day longer than you can help. Doan's
Ointment brings instant relief and
permanent cure. At any drug store,
so cents.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED-Position by boy 1G years
old, inside preferred. Can make
himself generally useful. Address,
! Homer, care Democrat. tt
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
wANrEp-FEmAlE HELP.

WANTED-Gi for general house
work, good wages, no wasning- loo
North Forge St l6S1oo.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED--A good girl for general
housework. Mrs. Geo. Billow, 4Ol
West Market street. 15S'16O
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

getting fairly well at present. AL
though no bones were broken, his body
was badly bruised.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

ghes to punish the rebel bolomen for
the massacre of many men of Com
pany c., of the same regiment, at Ba-
langiga. 1t was reported after this
massacre that the insurgents had
scattered, but as the force which had
attacked Company Il. were bolomen.
about 400 strong, it would seem that
the rebels are still organized.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

HELP WANTED--A competent, relia-
BILE girl for general housework,
small family. References required.
Inquire 161 s. Broadway. 15S-16O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

FOR SALE-Restaurant, confection-
ary, ice cream and cigar stand, at
invoice price. Centrally located. do
ing good business, closest investiga-
tlon invited. Three living rooms con-
nected, rent $40. Address l.. b., 800
Doylestown, o. 15S-162a
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE-Or exchange for city
property, PIN A, with buildings and
orchard. f. A. Lesser, Everett
Building. 15S-16O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
observation-disclosures.

WANTED--Trustworthy
and energetic boy Of 16 wants to
take charge Of delivery wagon. Ad-
dress j., K. j., care Democrat office.
157-159
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE by G. w. Gridley, 4S
Central Savings building; phone SIG;
room modern house, May ST., on
ly $2700.
6 room house, 104 Yale st., $3.50.
New 6 room house, Nash ST., $1700.
room house, 205 Wolf ST., $1,000.
acres of land, good house, 2S7 II.
North ST., $2100.
room house, large lot, 213 Sherman
ST., $500.
5 room house, lot "a feet front, 1877
Sherman st., $3.50.
Z room house room on lot for another
house, 400 Wabash ave-, a bargain,
$1,000. 166 If.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE--Household goods, in good
condition. GIG e. Buchtel ave-
15S-160*
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
CLOTHES PRESSING.

Akron Clothes & Pressing Co.
Regular Rrioe
Full suits, sponged and pressed. .75c
overcoats, sponged aud pressed. :. SOC
Pants, sponged and pressed. .25c
Cleaning business suits ....... .$2.OO
Pants cleaned zoe
Goods called for and delivered to
any part of the city. Mail orders Civ
en- prompt attention. Peoples phone,
754; Bell, $3.50.
all Mill st.. Opp. City Building
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR RENT-Room 20x9O at 129 N.
Howard st. Newly papered. painted
and fixed up. Rent reasonable. En-.
quire 131 N. Howard at. loft
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
ONE FARE PLUS So FOR THE
ROUND TRIP

Is the rate the Northern Pacific will
make to western points reached via
its line on account of Home-seekers'
excursions. Selling dates will be Oct.
18th, Nov. 9Th and 10th and Dec. Bird
and 18th. For further information
write p. @. Schoen, d. p. A. ~ p. R.,
3O5 Park building, Pittsburg, Pa, or
address Chas. $. Fee, G. P. & T. A.,
N. p. R., st. Paul, MINI.
TWO EUROPEAN CRUISES TO
THE MEDITERRANEAN
AND ORIENT,
On steamship Auguste Victoria, Jan.
%, and White Star steamship Celtic,
Feb. 8, 1902, also tour to West Indies,
Spanish Main, and Mexico, on steam
ship Prinzessin Victoria Luise, Jan.
4, and Feb. 8. For booklets, circu-
lars. and reservations call on or
phone G. ID. Honodle, ticket agent
Union depot, Akron. o.
CENTRAL PASSENGER ASSOCIA-
TION MILEAGE.
The Erie Railroad now sells and ac-
cepts G. p. A. mileage ordsrA
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED--A girl to do housework.
Call at 112 Vine st. 15S-l6O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
Election Ballot.

The Commercial Printing CO, was
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FOUND.

FOUND-The best place to borrow
money privately on furniture. without
removal. easy terms. N. NJ. Berk.
1913 s. Howard, both phones. Aft
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FOR sALE-REAI ESTATE.

FOR SALE-SiX room house, slate
roof, gas for heat and light; large lot;
only ten minutes walk from Halls
corners; $1400; easy terms.
New Groom house, North Hill, near
cars; nice shade trees, low price, easy
terms.
S-room house, gas for heat and
light, bath, water and sewer cOnnec-
tions, one square from corner Of Mar
ket and Maple sts., now rented for
$16 per month; owned by nonresident,
and will sell for $3.50; easy terms.
G. II. & S. q. Jones, Central Bldg.
Phone 452. 145 If
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE-A 50-gallon milk route,
horse, and wagon, etc. Address
Good Route" care Democrat
153-164'
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
8 Per Cent. Interest on
Running Accounts

8 Per Cent. Interest on
Running Accounts
Paid by the Akron Building g. Loan
Association, the Oldest. largest and
strongest savings institution in Sum-
init county. Has paid out over $780,
600 to it's depositors since 1889. Now
has $4,000 surplus as additional Sc.
curity to it's members, besides loaning
Its funds all on first real estate mort
gage. If you have money to invest
call and investigate.
G. l. BRUNER. Secy.
232 8. Main st.
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED Competent girl for gen
eral housework. Mrs. q. G. Hoyler,
200 Adolph ave. 15S-16O
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
WhNTED-MIs scELL LLANEoUs.

lot on West Hill, with.
In 300 feet of Market st. Must face
east or north, with all improve
ments. VIII pay cash and build
5000 house. Hale & Coates, 314
Everett building. 100 If
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23
FREE-WANTED-MALE HELP.

WANTED--A boy 18 or 10 years old
to work around store. Inquire at
w. Teplansky s. Co., Isl S. Howard.
15S-160
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED-Position as bookkeper by
young man with experience, best Of
references. Box 329, Hudson, o.
15S-160
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

Chas. S. Fee, G. p. & L. A. N. p. R.,
St Paul, MINI.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

YOUNG MEN for Railway Mail
Clerks, Interstate Cores, Inst,
Cedar Rapids, Ia. 156-1S0.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

FOR SALE-The property on East
Market st., and on Park st., known
as the Talman estate. Inquire of
John @. Bloomfield. 164 s. Main st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-10-23

WANTED-First class upholster and
solicitor. ITO N. Howard st.
15S-16O.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
Silence Is Golden.

Once there was Man who acted
es Teller for Poker Club. His
job was to meet People and Tell
how much he had won. He could
draw the Long Bow better than be
could draw Cards. II he quit any
where to the Good he would con-
vert his Currency into ST Bills aud
go out and Fan his Friends with ii,
and tell what purity Game he had
played. In little while the News
would get around that he had his
Clothes lined with Velvet.
About the time he would arrive
at his Office and square away at the
Morning Mail, an Acquaintance who
was in Hurry would hound in and
tell how much hs needed for q
couple of DAYS. By strange
Coincidence he always Damed the
exact Amount that Mr.. Blow had
beeu faehing.
After this had gone on for a
while the Man who was getting the
swift Touches, bought himself a
large cardboard Motto, reading
"Silence is Golden"
Now, when he goes into Game
aud Taps somebody, be takes the
Easy Money and fastens it into his
inside Vest Pocket with Safety
Pin. And when he is asked how he
came out, he does Stretch and
says, "Oh, about Even"
Moral:-No Man evsr saved
Money by showing it in Crowd.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
An Airy " Nothing.

She-"Mr. Spacer srys he got a
mere trifle for that last poem OF his. /"
Hc-"A mere tr e Why, the
editor hit him with gu ink we'll and
threw him down the elevator shaft"
Shs-"Yes, but that's mere trias
to Mr.. Spacer-he ussd to be foot
ball plsyerl'
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
No Gymnasium Needed

Uncle Abner-"Si Greepcali's boy
didn't Plarn much at college, but he
came home with an arm like black
smith"
Uncle Amos-"Well, he could have
got an arm like blacksmith by
bein' blacksmith"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
His Proficiency as q Lfnguist.

His Proficiency as Lfpguist.
Brown-"Are you anything of a
liuguist7"
Jones-"Well, I can read and I'M.
derstand French, German, golf,
yacht, base ball, aud foot ball, but |
can't talk 'em. p-Detroit Free Press.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
The Tencenpipene.

The tencentipede cannot climb,
For each OF his legs lie a dime,
He's silver, you sees
So he wants TO be free,
But they keep him tied up all the
time,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02

The Male llimas beat the Artil-.
lery team at football on Saturday
with score of 16 to 10. The game
was played in a clean and salts
factory manner and was true sport.
About 700 people witnessed the
game.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02

The Catholic Fair aud Luau,
which took place on Saturday was
a great SUCCESS, socially and finan-
cially. The committee in charge
Realised about $1,000 which will be
devoted to the Secret Hearts Con-
vent.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
In Boston,.

Little johnny saw Shetland
Pony on the course,
And he said, "Oh, mother, sec the
Homeopathic horseP
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS

Yesterday was Advent Sunday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02

The band will play at Emm,
Square this evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1901-12-02

Last Saturday besides being St.
Andrews day, it was also the anni-
versary of the death of King Kane.
hameha Nv, on account of which the
present st. Andrews Cathedral was
named.