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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
A COMPLICATED CASE.
A Sensational Collection Of Gases
Tried Before Alderman Delevan.

On Wednesday evening Alderman r.
]. Delevan. of the Sixth ward, had Il
complicated case, with charges and
counter charges of a nauSeatinS char
acter before him. The original charge
was ampliiied and extended until il
covered almost everything in the cate
CORY of badness.
Carrie Stiles and E!nora Dryden, two
girls, started the trouble by charging
Antonio Puglics" with maintaining Il
disorderIy house and selling liquor
without IA license. The Dryden girl
sworc she had bought beer from Pug
liesc and drank it on the premises. The
Stiles girl swoIe she had been in 'rony's
place all day last Sunday and had be-
come so intoxicated there she could not
leave the house. After that She said
she could not remember what day of
the week it was that she was there.
Tony had seven or eight witnesses to
prove that he did not sell beer at his
place, but instead conducted IL little
store where he sold candy peanuts,
tobacco, etc. Carrie stiles. who is only
a little over sixteen years old. told.
without a blush. that she was so drunk
on Sunday. in Tuny's place, that she
couldn't tell her own name. a little
while after she testified that she saw
Nora give Tony ten cents for two
bottles of beer Tony was held in $500
for keeping a bawdy house and $500 for
selling liquor without license.
Then the two girls Carrie stiles and
Enora Dryden, met with Il surprise
They were arrested on three charges,
fornicatlon, lewdness ana perjury. The
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
TRI-MoNTHLY MEETING.
The District Total Abstinence Asso-
citation TO Meet Here Sunday.

On. Easter Sunday the convention OF
the First District Catholic Total ABB
stincnce union will he held in this city
in st. Rose hall. The business session
will begin at $50 p. m. Two new socie-
lies will be represented at this con.
Nenlion, the Knights of Father Mathew
OF this city and II lodge from oily
phant.
Father Curran. Of Wilkes. Barre. the
diocesau Eresident and national treas
uror, Is expected to be here in time to
address the convention before its close.
owing to his parish wcrll he will not
he able To get here at the. commence
mcnt of the session. He VIII also de-
liver Tie evening s"rinon in st. Rose
church.
District President William Peel and
the knights of Father Mathew are now
completing ARRANGEMENTS for the en-
tcrtainricnt of the delegates to the
convent Jon.
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A LETTER FROM MANILA.
I. M. Kenyon, of Fell Township,
Tells of Life in the PhiIippines.

Private j. NJ. Kenyon, Of Fell town
snip, has sent a letter to his father in
lilchmondulc. telling of his experiences
IL the new possessions of the United
states. Mr.. Kenyon, who Is we'll known
in this city, is with the Fifteenth in
fantry, United States regulars. He has
seen service i'm Cuba, in China, and is
now in Manila. He says in his letter:
II am now i'm III" town of Maubau.
IL is small town on the northeast
coast OF Luzon, pretty place, with
good water and sea breezes. We are
living in the Spanish barracks, which
are large and ro3my. We have the
whole authority here, mayor, revenue
collectors and all, | don't think we
shall see amy more fighting
We left China ON Nov, % and were
about a month on the transport; it
was tedious journey. We laid In
Manila bay four days and were not
allowed tn &c ashore | did not see
Howard, as he left Santa Rosa about
Dec. and went Ia the Southern ISL
ands. They are putting the volunteers
through, as they will be discharged
soon.
"A wish you could see these people
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
DUNMORE.

At the Methodist Episcopal church concert last
night large number were present despite the
| irclcmercy Of the weather. The excellence Of
| the programme rendered more than repaid them
| for any discomtorts they may have suffered.
The opening number by Ernest BovaId r'a.
dered in that players usual capable manner. One
cf the best executed and most enjoyable Plumbers
on the programme the work of Lester L..
lost upon the mandolin. The solo entitled
Captive" by Miss Elsie Powell, Of the Grecn
Ridge Prcsb! teran church choir, was sung in
| that usual happy manner that has made her s'l,h
a tavoriatc entertainer. Miss Ruby lost was u
usually pleasing last night in her rcndit ion of
that charming 'Lullaby," by German. Miss
Mary Van Cleft pleased everybody by the easy
manner that she gave the ''Violin Fantasy"
The numbers by the choir as well as the work
OF the quartette's were given in ,nanncr that
stamps the members thereof as musicians OF no
mean ability.
Tl,o bazaar Tor which the Ladies Aid society
OF the Prcsb, tcrian church have been preparing
for several months will he held on Thursday and
Friday nights OF next week in odd Fellows hall.
Large quantities of beautiful and useful articles
have been prepared for this occasion which no
doubt will lind a ready sale. An interesting pro.
gramme OF musical and iterary selections will he
rendered each evening and light refreshments will
b. served both evenings.
The condition of Michael Moraslan, who in.
jmcd at the Union Cash stores recently, iS still
somewhat serious. The attending physicians
fear that he may have suffered ron internal IN.
juries.
George Harper, a member OF lodge SIC. Indcprm.
dent Order ot odd Fellows, has been elected 10
the office of district deputy grand master tor
this district for tho ensuing term.
William Riley, of Ihroop street, i suffering
with severe attack oi QuinSy at his home.
John Cor'iy. Of Bldkcly street. is quite i'll At
his home.
j. Harrington Young. now in his senior year IN
the medical department of the University of
Pennsylvania. is spending his vacation with his
parents on Drinkcr street.
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TAYLOR.

The funeral OF the late Ebeziel Williams tool,
place from his late home on TAYLOR street We'd
| ncsday afternoon and quite largely attend
cd Services were held at his late home and ron.
Quoted by the Rev. D. e.. Edwards, pastor o.
the Welsh Baptist church. The Knights Of the
Golden Eagle. oi which tho deceased was a
member, attended in a body. At the close ci
the services the remains inferred in the
Forest Home cemetery, The pallhcarrrs were:
Thomas Rossar, John Jones Richard Winters,
John DAVIDSON John Thomas and Richard Rcvan.
Those from OH, of town who attended the ol,,
sc1ncs We're: Mr.. aud Mrs.. Ioru Norris, Mrs.
Thomas, OF Plymouth; Mr.. and Mrs. John Jones,
oi Hyde Park, and Mrs John Ward. Of Dickson
City.
Taylor, pync and Archibald mines will be paid
tomorrow Tor the latter part of March.
The Century Hose company No. will run.
duct their fancy i1ir al WcbcrS rink neNt week,
commencing April q, aud continuing for hyc
nights. Two visiting ,ic companies will he
present cacu evening. The hicvclc, which is
being CHANGED ch, i, attracting much interest.
Minooka trihc, No. ~, Improved Order ot
Red Men, installed their newly elected officers
Wednesday evening, follows: Prophet,
Arthur salmon; sa,hen. George Parry; senior
sycamore Da,i. u. Gritiith.; Junior sycamore,
Samuel james; clrci or records, W. &. uow.
els; assistant, Thomas Samucls keeper Of
wampun,, James Mapleson; trustee. James Pal
mcr representative 10 grand council, David
Bcccham; alternate James lIeficr.
The funeral Of Mrs, Seth GritiitlS will occur
this afternoon from her late home on Main
street. Services will he held in tho Welsh Con
gresatlona church, aud incrmcnL will he made
in the Forest Home cemetery,
Postofhce hours at the Taylor poSto1icc for
today, Good Friday, will he from TO 10 q,
m, and l,30 to 80 p. N. John ". Reese,
postmaster.
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FLEETVILLE.

MIS-. Clara Briggs is nursing in scranton,
Mrs, Isaac Naius, who has Just recovered
from very severe attack OF pneumonis is now
suffering from infammatory rheumatism.
Judson Phillips and family have moved into
Mr. Bowers house.
Miss Mabel Hobbs is sick with the grip.
William Beagle made public sale Of his
loose property saturday last.
Donald Green began work ior Elmer Rdseway
April |.
Miss Ncttie Paterson entertained her school
mate, Miss Martha Swartwood. over sunday,
Following is the programme for the teachers
institute to be held nest saturday: Afternoon
session, lS0-Essay, Methods OF Teaching Spell
ing" Miss Plummer; "A Tale on Botany
Prot 7. G. Greene; essay, "Shakespeare's Mac
beth" Miss Hobbs "a Talk on Astronomy"
Prof J. L. Williams; essay, "1hc Poet Whit
tier" Miss Ruth Miller; "Pcmmanship,' J, C.
Tdylor, Evening session, 7,30-" "EducItion Of
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
HOLY THURSDAY.
The Ceremonies in st. Rose Church
Yesterday Morning.

Holy Thursday services at the Eo-
man Catholic church of st. Rose dc
Lima yesterday morning were of II
most solemn and imrrcsSiN" nature.
The ceremonies began by the celcbra-
ton of Il high mass at 30 o'clock, at
W hi"h there was Il very large congrc-
cation. Very Rev. Thomas T. to!tcN,
V. G.. was the cclobinnt, assisted by
Fathers German and Dixon.
After the mass the ceremony of re-
moving the blessed Sacrament To the
repository took place. \ procession was
formed and moved slowly up the main
aisle and down the left aisle TO the
place usually occupied by st. Joseph's
altar. where the conSccratCd particle
was deposited. The repository present.
ed beauteols and chaste appearance.
1t was drapel with white between the
candelabra. decorated with hundreds OF
blooms and lighted with scores of can.
dies.
After the ceremony of placing the
sacrament in the repository the pro-
ccssion reformed and went back tn
the high altar. Thousands of Worship
pcrs visited the church yesterday. In
passing the repository, the faithful, in
stead of making Il genullcSion with one
knee, 50 down o,! their two knees on
Holy Thursday.
To-day, Good Friday, tho mass of the
re-sanctified will be celebrated ana
the Blessed Sacrament will he carried
in procession around the church and
back to the main altar. 1t 40 =. m.
the Stations of the Cross will be rtcitel
ana the annual collection for prcSrrv-
ing the holy places will be taken up.
Tomorrow morning at 80 there will
be the blessing OF the Easter water
and bartismal tcnt. b!essin" of the
Paschal candles and lighting of the
new fire.
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nted they should do 1t. AS the Repuh-
Leans felt that they had offered every
thing In reason tn break the tie and
proceed To business, this was asking
a little too much, and they refused.
Mr.. Collins was ut one time almost
persuaded TO enter the council cnam-
hcr and break the quorum on the prom
isc that hc would receive the full vote
of the Republicans, but he went back
10 consult his cau"usinE comrades
in the city engineers office, and he
did not come back so tho golden chance
was lost.
y large crowd of disappointed spec
tators was in evidence. all prepared to
see at least one ballet taken. The
tamencss of the waiting minutes dis
gusted most of them.
AT o0J O'Clock clerk Lotus called
the roll. Messrs. Thompson, Whitfield,
Stone. Evans. John Masters end w.
II. Masters, all Republicans. respond
cd. AS there was not "A quorum pres
ent. Mr.. Thompson moved an adiourn-
ment Until Monday night, which was
agreed TO.
Then came the Joint session with Mr.,
Moons election as city clerk.
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lie church. Intcrmcnt was made in the Oily.
plant cemetery.
The Dolph local, 10OJ, attended the funeral
Of an Italian, who was Killed by being shot at
the Dolph minc Tuesday
Miss Winifrcd Doughctty was caller in Oily.
plant Yesterday.
4 committee is making arrangements for
social TO take place at Swceney's hall, Monday,
April 10, for the benefit OF Patrick Langan.
who is contestant In the coming fair which
Is 10 open at the st. James hall, Easter Monday
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At the Opera House.
TUESDAY night Two Merry 'Iramls. "
The Passing Throng.

Fred BcaIc has returned from New York city
Mis- H. l.. Loyeland has been on the sick list
Tor several days.
Henry L. Moses, oi Scranton, is the guest Of
Mr., and Mis-. ), >iugcr
l.. A. Bassctt returned yesterday from a huSi-
ness trip TO New York,
Assistant District Attorney Louis Gramer is III
at his home on Dlrtc avenue
Miss Grace Atkinson is home from Wyoming
seminary Tor the Easter vacation.
While in this city Bishop Talbot was a guest
at the home Of Mrs. h. Mamllc, OH North
Main street,
Mis-. John W, White, Of Seventh avenue, has
returned rom weeks visit with her parents
at Forty Fort
Miss Isabelle Bowers, OF this city, and Mrs
John Bowers, of WilkeS'Barc, left yesterday
Tor weeks visit in Atlantic City.
Miss Bcss Reynolds, of Wyoming seminary
is spending her Easter vacation at the home of
her uncle J, T. Reynolds, on Wyoming street.
Dr, licn l.. Singer returned to Philadelphia
yesterday, after a brief visit with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. :, Singer South Main street
Henry u. Singer, esq, and Fred Moses, OF New
York city will spend Easter with Mr.. and Mrs.
Singer
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
CLARk'S GREEN.

Charles Loomis and iamil, left hero on Mon
day ol this week lor their now quarters On
Main avenue, West side,
j, d. Knight returned from tvo months
soiourn in Florida, much improved in health
Mrs q. B Jones is somewhat improved uon
her recent attack al pneumonia
An egg social will be held in IN" Methodist
church annex by and under the direction Of
the Ladies' Md society ON Friday evening OF this
week The snail admission oi "onc good fresh
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05

Mathew hall next "Wednesday evening. \ me
programme IS being arranged for the occasion.
W. D. Evans, OF CJrboDdilc, was u caller in
toTn yesterday.
Dr. +, /. Van Sickle returned yesterday nom
a trip 10 New York.
The public schools will he closed today,
Rcv. B. T.. Hammond returned home yesterday
afcr spending few weeks in the south
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JESSUp.

John sweeney was a business caller in Scranton
"'staIdIy.
The funeral OF John Merrimsck took place from
his late home yesterday. 1t Was largely attend.
ed, number Of societies of which Mr.. Meni.
mack Was a. member being in attendance.
Among thosc'wcrc the st. Paurs and the Uni
ted Miuo Workers OF America. Deceased was also
a prominent member Of the new Greek Catho.
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Glanville-Lazarus.

At noon Wednesday at Kingston, Rev. L..
u. Murdick. pastor Of the Methodist Episcopal
church, united i'll matrmony Ernest II. Clan.
Vile, of this city, aud Miss Susie Lazarus. OF
Kingston. The couple were attended by Mr. and
Mrs Courtney y. Snydrr, OF Dallas. Only a
low guest, outside the families ri the con.
tracing parties were present The bride was
attrcd in gown of blue satin and carried
a bouquet cf carnations. Nr. aud Mrs. Clan
Vile will at once 20 10 housekeeping in this
..lIN.
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CHILDREN's SERVICES.
The Sunday School of st. Paul's
Lutheran Church to Observe Good
Holiday,

Lutheran Church to Observe Good
Friday.
AT the German Lutheran church est.
Paul'D this evening at 80 o'clock the
children Of the Sunday school will hold
special services, commemorative OF
Good Friday. The Rev. l. d. c. Wittke,
of Christ Evangelical Lutheran church,
of Scranton. VIII preach a sermon to
the young people, and there will be
special musical services under the di-
recton Of Prof. Crowell. The pro-
gramme is as follows
Prelude.
chidl,ms song. No. i" in sunday school Harp
uant hy congregation. No. III
Altar services
Hymn No. 2.9.
sermon by Rev l. D. c. Wi,tkc, OF Scranton.
Offering.
ChdrcuS song. No. IS. ''Piigrms Songs
LYNN No. 81, by the congregation, during the
communion.
Announcements.
LYNN 2o1.
rstlur.
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Carbonda1e Department.

SO to church There Is q large church
here and 1t is open every day. They
all turn out. About alt are bare foot
cd, but very clean. They wash and
put clean clothes on every day. They
are offering $500 to enlist again. but
have had enough and will return
home SOON"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-04-05
USE ALLEN'S FOOr-EASE

4 powder to be shaken into the shoes lour
foct ieel swollen, nervous and damp, and get
tired eusily, II you have aching feet try Allcn's
Foot Ease II rests The feet and makes new or
tight shoes easy, Cures Chlbains swollpn
sweating feet, blisters and cullous spots. Re.
he;'s sc Gons ana bun 9nnlGnS q 81 all p3in and Sl,e'
vsts aud shoe Dealers. p cents Trial package
FREE Address, Allen ). olmstcd, Le Roy. y. S.
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Arrested for Larceny.

Carrie Stiles. Nora Blyden. Lyman Baker and
Winans Hull arrested yesterday afternoon
On the complaint OF Wesley Rolls of Clifford,
wh" charged them with the theft OF gold
watch nom him. The ,uartcttc spent the night
in the city Jail and will have hearing this
morning.
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Good Friday being legal holiday the local
po>toiticc will observe it as follows: The hours
Tor general business will be from a. m. TO
l. noon. There will he one general dclivcy@ and
ono business delivery by carriers. The lobby
will be- open for lockboN owners only from $50
p. IN. to $50 p. m. No money order regis
try business will hr transacted.
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Meetings. Tonight.

Palestine conrmander!, No. II, knights Tenn.
rar.
Junior order United American Mechanics
LackawHnna EncMnpmcnt, No. 10. Independent
Order odd Fellows.
Friday Evening Social club
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Cottage Fair POSTPONED.

The fair of the Cottage Hose company. which
has been announced to commence IN Monday
evening, April H. has been postponed for two
or three weeks. The reason inr this Is because
the Rcdcmporist Fathers vii! begin their two
weeks, mission in st. Rose church on that date
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A Bow Dead.

Raymond T. Judge of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Judge, oi Locust street, died Wednesday even.
ing, after nine days illness with pneumonia.
lIr was wears and = mouths old The funeral
will hr held this afternoon at O'Clock.
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PROMPT PAYMENT,

The insurance OF Thomas Il. Gill Of Nandling,
who committed .uicidc on Monday night, was
settled hv telegraph "u Wednesday hy the com.
pauv This is the first claim in this city to
be paid by telegraph in OF death.
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Farmers sous Ind Daughters" rroI. j, 4, viii
liam, recitation, Miss IyIcG uldrc,s, "1Im
Teachers profcssioll' Supcriniondcnt layloE
recitation, Miss Aida Potter; address "rolilrS
in Public schools" T. 7. ,urc
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Good Friday Services.

There will hc services in com,nomolation "f
Good Friday at the First Congregational church
ihis evening at 80 o'clock
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To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo QUINN, Tablets. 2jc.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-10
Seas thing, Bur Tue
How the Mistlctoe Come. 70 ne.

How the MistlctOe comes 10 ne.
The story Of how the mistletoe gets
on the trees is most interesting one
Covering the mistletoe twigs are pearly
white berries. These come in the win
ter season. when food is comparatively
scarce, and hence some Of our birds
eat them fr1tly. Now, when a robin
eats cherry he swallows simply the
meat and fips the stone away. The
seed Of the mistletoe the bird cannot
flip. 1t Is sticky and holds to his bill.
His only resource Is to wipe 1t off, and
he does so, leaving it sticking to the
branches Of the tree on which he Is
sitting at the time.
This seed sprouts after time, and.
not finding earth-which, indeed. its
ancestral habit has made it cease want
ing 1T sinks it's roots into the bark Of
the tree and hunts there for the pipes
that carry the sap. Now, the sap in
the bark is the very richest in the tree,
far richer than that in the wood, and
the mistletoe gets from it's host the
choicest Of food. With strange fore
sight it does not throw its leaves away,
as do most parasites, but keeps them
to use in winter, when the tree is leaf
less. - Professor s. G. Schmucker in
Ladies' Home Journal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-10
SA.,.e sheep,


Sable sheep are not frequently seen
in England, hut ebony lambs are plen-
tlful in the Australian commonwealth.
A colonial foclmaster had quite q
number Of black lambs. and he folded
them in range by themselves. He
found that black lambs might not re-
cur In flock in generations and then
recur suddenly. For example, where a
black ram was used in a flock of white
ewes the product was white lambs,
with few eXcep ions. and where sire
end dam were ebony colored the lambs
were mostly white. And SO the Aus
tralians gave up the attempt to found
a sable flock. Where wool is dyed a
deep color sable wool absorbs less dye
and makes a more durable color. Still
black fleece absorbs more sun rays than
white, and black sheep are more seri-
ously affected by heat.-London 1.-Two
Stock Journal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-10

He was at school In Canada. and 1t
was his first day In class. The geogra.
ply lesson was called. and it was his
turn to answer.
(which Is the largest city In the
world?" asked the teacher.
New York." unhesitatingly came the
answer.
II mean the largest city In the
world" said the teacher.
And promptly came the reply. New
York"
But" expostulated the teacher. II
did not say the largest city In the Unit
ed States, but the largest city in the
world"
New York." unhesitatingly and en-
phatically said the boy.
London has larger population than
New York." said the teacher. IF do
not have the correct answer this time,
shall have to punish you. Come,
now," coaxingly, tell me the name Of
the largest city in the world"
"New York"
"Stay in during recess and write me
fifty lines"
He wrote the fifty lines, and every
line read, "The biggest city in the
world Is New York"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-12-10
99oFY 81 the roy U.s.:


It was night In the nursery. Jack lay
In his crib. rosy and sweet, all ready
for dream.
On Jacks toy table stood Mother
Spot, the china cat, and her two kit
tens, Speck and Dot. They had real cat
natures hidden under their hard exte.
riors. and no one but Jack had ever
found 1t out.
"Speck and Dot" said Mother Spot,
"Jack had an awful scare today. His
uncle brought him tin mouse"
Meow cried Speck and Dot and It
sounded exactly as II they were crack.
ing mouse, meow"
II know where that mouse Isl" said
Spot.
:'Teil u.s." cried the kittens.
"Under the bed. And II you have the
least spark Of your ancertors' spirit go
for It,"
Down from Jacks table leaped those
three china cats and straight for the
tin mouse. who was so frightened he
simply starey and without word
awaited his fate.
They fell upon him. those three china
cats. They tore him to pieces, and
then. covered with glory and brown
paint. they crept back to Jacks table
and waited.
In the morning nurse found the rem
nants of the mouse under the bed, and
she said sadly:
Jack, it was naughty Of you to
break the mouse even II you didn't like
him."
And Jack wondered what made nurse
SO silly.