New-York tribune., 1901-05-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Alderman Blake. of Chicago wants to have
chaplain appointed for the Board OF Aldermen;
but "Hinky Dink' and "Bathhouse john think
that the board is good enough now, and that
chaplain would be a needless luxury.
stubb-I hear that Falcon is going to stop
Penn-Yes: the position in which the paper
sbbD ms teS ne q on S ebdren
puzze ensTfr ,ha mat Repsord
THE gold cure for badness is the latest
thing" says The Philadelphia Record" This
treatment is being given by little German doctor
who lives in Cherryst. and he is building up quite
large practice in his speciality particularly among
women. who are always less sceptcal than men,
The loss of hair he says is due to germ that
gets under the scalp. of course, there is nothing
new in this theory. but his method of eradicatins
the evil is decidedly novel. He claims that the
only thing that will efectually exterminate the
germs of badness is injection of bichloride OF
gold under the scalp and that is the basic principle
of his treatment"
Your face is very familiar" said the Congress
man as he shook the calloused hand of con-
stituent but 1 really can't recall your name"
II don't wonder a bit at that" said the caller.
It's all the fault of that dun fool editor of ourn.
The time we had our last county fair he went an
t"-(Cleveland Plain Dealer
The men who have enlisted in the navy from
the fresh water States appear generally to be
contented- One of them, who lives in Kansas,
writes home: II have done very well in the navy.
L have had three promotions until now 1
petty officer with the rate of Q. NJ. c.. which
means quartermaster third class. I stand four
hours and walk up and down the decks the
bridge. at sea. with spyglass in my hand the
lookout for signals from the flagship any other
ship of the navy. / get $50 a month and my board
and lodging Don't you think that is good
can do on the outsider
- In the old Rapids Cemetery the other day OF
Genesee-st. we found some quaint epitaphs. Here
IL Is laconic enough to belong TO this later day
or OIL the teegraph and of newspaper paragraphing
Life, admired. Death lamented Resurrection
Here is verse from the tombstone of person
'Blest is the whose happy eyes
Shall see his house increase;
Snaii Tba,s see 1.-the the 81. sinking king church arise.
The & following verse was on the tombstone of one
This was my comfort when l bore
1t made me love Thy word the more
And fly to that relief
-(Rochester Post-Express.
The new catalogue for 1sOO-'ol of Syracuse Uni
versity. just issued. will be read with special in
terest by the alumni and friends Of that institution
of learning The university comprises five colleges
organized and in operation These the College
of Liberal Arts. the College of Applied Science, the
College of Fine Arts. the College of Medicine and
the College of Law. All open to men and
women on the conditions The first three
colleges named are located the university
campus. which contains fifty of high ground.
commanding an extensive view of the surrounding
country. The College of Medicine is housed in a
new building in the city. especially for
its use. with all known modern Improvements. The
new University Block. erected in the heart OF the
business part OF the city. has ample accommoda-
tions apart for the College of Law. This Uni
versity Block is OF the largest and most i'm
posing structures in the city. The building and
site cost approximately N5e9eOo On Tire campus
another structure being erected. the entire
OF which is by First President Lyman c.
Smith. The College of Applied Science will occupy
this building. Mr. Smith. 1t is ssid will give about
$4,000 70 the university for this particular college
before his present plans realized According
to the catalogue there 155 Officers OF nstruc-
ton In the university. and 1913 students The in
crease in the number of students the previous
year is 10 per cent. and for the last two years.
1885, 99 the increase f. 80 per cent. Large of
money have already been promised for liquidation
of all debts incurred in constructing buildings
John d. Archbold, the president of the Board of
Trustees of the university and vice president OF
the Standard Oil Company. has informed Chan
cellor James r. Day that he will give $4,000 pro-
vided additional 100000 Is raised. for paying
off mortgages new buildings Chancellor Day
the entire amount will be secured In due
time
The Promoters Wooing-"That young trolley line
promoter is going to marry Mabel
Il didn't suppose he'd find time propose"
Yes the second time he called he asked her II
way TO her heart"-( Cleveland Plain Dealer