davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
Sra bopeoitaoen.

2anbets Spieiteret bar enomu life
afsipet fin aienoeIie / Saeerne PED.
rerenoe pbilippinernes oe Rorto
Ricos fremtioige Stiaine. Set ben.
teoes, at &~ienoelicn pilbe foloe
oenne llse. men Ger bIep intet at.
Hetten aoiournereoe berom Gagen
til fsritfomenbe Manbae. Otter
bpao oct iises, fol bet MI bore of.
giort, at ajenoelien, nnor ben euaors
fomer, bill bIioe ofgipet at Snititia.
riiiS Suffer.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
Oil life beltage. 0eru bor cffic

Oil life beltase. Heru bar cffici.
eli unberrettet Regieringen | 8alb.
ington ON, at bet life enifer OF Del.
tage / 9an. American aongreSien |
Merico Gitp, iaafremt Gisfusiion ON
@olosift / aongresien ifal inoifr9n.
fes til blot at ombanole remit /.
Spsrgsmaal. Grgentina %
9olipto, Der itaar paa Eerns Sioe |
Soiitigbeberne menem oenne &e.
pnblif og Chill ongaaenbe Bropin.
ierne Sacna og Irica, oil i~anoipnlig'
bis inbtaee iamme Sitting ooerfor
n9pnte 9ongres Tom 8eru. s bbert
Sab antages bet, at iioitn9pnte
2anos Reeierin9 bar forbsrt fig ON
begge bisie fine Rabolanbes Sob.
ming, for ben ienbte 9effeb til Waib.
ington. Oct er life frit for, of man
beepnoer of frpete, at 4ongresien bill
bIipe ct Siaifo.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
Salowin hiemme ieien.

Toloriarercn Gpelnn BALDWIN,
penbte iorIeoen Sas meb Gomperen
"%llrubria" tiIbase til 9etp gorf. Ell.
ierat ban bapSe reiit runot / Sonano,
Taumarf. &oree os Here europ9iife
9anoe forat I9uee iiSite Saano pai
observation-disclosures til lin YoIariGrh.
Meo et onitreni 40 Tano iterit
SsIse afreiier ban ! SespnoeIien al
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
Dill Oh Byte Uapn?
SplDsninser uni, bpurIeoes bette fan
tie | Wiseoniin.


gIIerebe for Here aar fioen be.
ganbte nogIe PATRIOTIC WoromRnb |
Wisconiin at oaitere for en- olminoe.
liz @%ienoptaseIie at De sobe eamIe
norffe Nonne, Tom bar pGret paa Bel
til aIoeIes at foriptnoe / oct iteoie
uorenoe aaos al SIion'er og Sobn.
icn'er. Sorbenp9renoe Senotor S.
u. Sobnion (8isboIot) | Waoiion
bar blanot Dem, iom toIte barnett %
iprebe itprfeit for oenne forrjenit.
fuloe Gag. Gam ifploes bet oa og.
iaa fsrit % fremit, at 0~iseonfins
'ioitc Segislotur nebtog en- Cop, Der
aisr bet muIigt for iaabanne, ioni
maatie snife bet, at fad fine Rapne
fcrunoreoe iiben alt for meeet ge.
ioGr % antoee fine @aaros. ener
Eamilienapne, iaaireInt be bar al.
Idet oisie.
@eneIbte COB eaor / Gortteo no
paa, at en- perion, Tom ioaleoes on.
Ter Of foronbre tit Wopn, ifaI neb.
I9eae GrflPring berom hos @egifter
OF 9eebs | BET Gountp, bpor ban Dor,
gine fit biotiI benptteoe Rapn, fin
Gbresie, fin aIber, fit Ssoeiteo, an.
gipe tine @runbe for ben snifebe
Napneforanbring og enbelig opgipc
bet 0opn, man oil antoge. 0ennc
@rflorina rmberteanes al anisgerer
| Bioners RernGrelie os befrpftes
al en- BERTH fpalificeret G%mbebsmant
paa iamme Wadoe Tom peb Ching
lnsnins al ct Sfisoe. Mesiiter Of
Geebs faar 80 Gents for bper Grille
ring, iom ban paa BERNIE Waaoe re-
eiItrerer, og Iniegeren bar Ell mt
Napn fra oct Eieblif bisie err betalte
% ban iorlober nPpnte @mbeoS'
monbs &ontor.
@eo Observation-Disclosures faor Gin
isgeren hos Meeiiter OF 9eeos en- be
ebieet giffrift al tin grflGring, oe
oenne 4fffrift fon ban mob llorebelit
al poerligere 80 Gents I Sportlel
faa reeiitreret hos Heeiiter Of 9eebs
/ bpiIfetiombeIit anbet gountp | eta
ten.
Com man Ter, er Saeen forbolbs
bis enfel. Ser tiroe BOG bore Dem
iom snifebe nRrmere OpIpsrinael
baaoe meo Senipu til ielpe Waonen'
% forifieliee Cling eIers. pro,
SnIiis 6. SIion peb Wisconit,
Statsrmiperfitet (abresie: Waoiion
bar lonet at gaa ioaoanne tilbaanoe
oe bois nosen snifer of benptte IL
al bette bans Tilbuo, ber De "TRIP
til BAN % inoIpeee 3 Gents / Sri
mGrfer til Bapir % Yorto. Hroies
for SIlon bar osiaa paataaet Jig q
nboele De iornsone glonfetter II
Dem, iom moatte snife at ioranor
fine Hapne. GiSie gIanfetter ui
faces hos bnm for 10 Gents for
@rempIorer tiniaemeb ct f%orfloreno
os opIpienbe GircuIare Sagen ueors
renbe fra s. q. Sobnion os anore
9e 10 Gents err usiaetie, boao oisi
glanfetter fofter, % Yrofesioren for
longer ineen @obteisreIie for fit @e
ippr.
GircuIpret er tiltraabt az fsIgeno
pelfienote Nornm9nb:
0iIs g. $ausen, forbenpereno
aonsresmanb; Beer 8. Strsmne
Sorfatter % Scurnaliit; Reter Ser
bridion, forben @ebaftsr al "Sfar
oinapen," mn Brofesior peb glbio'
acabemp; Suliiis g. SIion, Brofes
Tor peb @iseoniin llntperitet; Storr
Bull, Brofesior peb @tseoniin I'M
perHtet; Sobn g. erban, forbenp. al
iiitereube General Mbpofat | Wts
conftn; 8. Q. Worsman, Gitp Gleri
Mobiicn; S>am 4. Spanien, aopcto
Rabiion; Gb. Gesen, Breit / De
Soreuebe &rfe.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24

GsIsen bar, at mango Barrier blsp
afilaaet al aisbetne. 1ette reiuIis.
reoe naturIigpts | itor M~isiornsieli.
for baabe Brooucett 90 ajeber. Dor
a I unbgaa oisie os lignenoe lllempcr
er bet, at aiiftionmarfeoet ifal op.
rettes.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
,Spiere esn. "Reminiscences ga.

Spiere Gsn. "Reminiscences ga.
Iprer er blepen iorbsieoe / fslgenbe
gper: Gebar @opios. Sa.. fro 49,.
200 til $4,000; Great Center, Sa.,
fra $1,000 til 81, 800; abel, Sa.,
fra 400 til $1,000; Mdrcus, So..
fra $1,000 til $t.40O; Ct. GIoub,
Minn., fra S2,400 til $500; 9e.
noiho, @is., fra $4,000 til $4,000;
@bitemoter, @is., fra $4,000 til So.
200. Toitme'teren / 9~ubi,qre, So,
fnnr I'm 2sn nebiat fra $1,000 til
$4,000.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24

Scr er after en- Rrpoe poa, bpao
lebenoe Gbriitianio.gIab fan tilloos
fla of bpbe fine 29iere / Sorm al &c.
Iearnmmcr fra amerifa:
@aibinston, 9bie Wtai. Qr9ii.
bent Wtrainlep ogter at ioretage Ell
Ritnoreiie omfring / Sriitaterne for
at agitere for Sribonoel. @merifc,
Der M bar opnaaet oct fommercielle
Siiprematie, oniees bericr MODEM
for S%ribambeler.
"Selegrommet" er, iom man oil le,
oaterei @aihiueton % bet iiges
Sperifriften, at oct er ct "Hripattelc'
gram" til "Greblaoet".
Se omerifanIfe 9labe inbeboloer
ibIanbt osiaa De melt uefterrettellge
WteoeieIier fra De i~fanbinapiife Gan
De; DC benIpgser Bergen til Speri'
ee. flyer at Ronien er iuenf, taler
ON auguit Strinobere iom "hen ltore
norife Sorfotter", % pi bar enooa
ieet pooitaoet | Ell @pis, at Sbien ct
bonif, mebenS ct anbet anlerifunii
@luo for fort Sio iiben talte ON So
tebore iom Norges $cpeo'tao. VII
bette er natlirIispis iibpre Rrgerll9i
Of ie for Ell Rorobo; men bet er BOG
til en- bis Grab unbifpIbelist; ialfalS
bar pi iori9neit oennet os I'll a
u~nbfploe oct, efteriom bet 10 aGlige
bel life fan uptte noeet at begpnoe
at tprrigere ct iaaoant Wonltrnn
ium ben amerifanife 0reSie.
Meo Senipn I'll Observation-Disclosures
/ FIN Acknowledged. tror hi forreiter
al ooenftaaenoe "RripatteIe9ram" ii
"Ereblanet~ er omtrent bet prrite .
bar iest. 8 tiolieere Gage pleieo'
gInbeue | Rorae at meooeIe ~ioaoann'
gocntpr blanot Innetboter. Na op
oarter ct befienbt SopeoitaosbIal
blonSt fine acknowledgements" e
intelligent @ltbIifum meb en- ilis
0tunoiulS al 8rcpl meb ben aloor
Iiaite Rine al 0erSen. Won uooif
Ter ia oerbierune!
SGnf Gem Ell Gang Ne9irlep ion
acknowledgements Sorfatteren q
ben NET a%ienneufertr peifpttelieslol
iom amerita bar boot, fcrefaeeno
Ell "RuuSreiie Tor al agitere for Sri
banoeIl" Set or naturIiapis life q
pente. al ct @briitiaria-Slao ffuIo
pioe, a. DC Scr. Staters Tr9ltoen;
Acknowledged laoer aubre SoIt "oa,
tere" for iis, bniS oet ba it,,lbe per
n~sbpenoist AT fsre rosen "@eitation'
meuem @aIeens, men at 9luoet %
iaa ifidbe bore npibenSe ON Wcaiu
Ieps Stanbpunft / Soloiaeer, bib
man iiftert life bare troet, bpis os
life iaa tpoeliet baobe iiaaet pa
Brent i bets eene SpaIter.
Oct Ter no, ION 6eiltaseIien OF
rinheIis MAJ nGre beeaaet | Chr
i%tiania - ianoipnlispis | 9IaoeI
!, eeet aoutor; ialtalo fan ri life IA
os Ill az fro, al Der bIauot @aibins
tons 27s.7lS Suobpseerc iinheS
eneiie Meuneife. ser er iNiotilf M
til Of gna ben og afienec ct iliat 4
Iearam. me0minore oct oa ifuloe %
re ienbt ira CT 5inosipeeaipl.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24
9pi paa Gorbin. Srian GIpbe

9pi paa Gorbiu. Srian GIpbe
Cullen, en- fo~rbenp9renoe Soloat |
Irmeen, bar tilitaaet Jig ifpIoig /
frtmineIe Snjurie. moo General.
ooiltant Gorbin. Cullen ienote gr.
emplarer al ct GirfulPre, bpori Cor
BIN beifplbtes for at baue ,,opiit
Setebeb / 8risen % for of babe irpbt
/ &crtipiI, til enfeIte Webiemmer at
&ongresien oe andre. Gan %forflo.
rer, at ban ielp banoe bapbe facet iig
tiIienbt girflIPrerne; hporfra De
fom, nibite han life. Cullen 1T fin
Strai efteraipet paa ben getingeIie,
of ban opfsrer fig ismmeligt Der.
efter.
Decorah-posten., 1901-05-24

Better AnperiOn, Der orbeioer /
Steimpnps 6abrifer. Gong Sslonb.
y. y. bar Ell lGnsere Sio Iiaget /
SraieIe meo i'm Sm 8ultao. og her
ON Saaen enote Oct meb, al Sooeren
or9bte Ssnner. De boeSe ! Iltoria.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28
RZeczy,

WYNALAZEK ?OLAKA. ~
Pan Walery Siterski 20 Lwows,
wynalazf~ przyrzad do w%iercenia.
"a pomoca kt6rego w~iercenie odby~
wa sig W kr6tszym czasie po~
k}adach ziemnych r6znego rodzaju.
Pr6ba przeprowadzona W obecnoscl
in%zyuier6w i representative przed~
s,eblorstw naftowych wykaza}a, re
W twardym kamieuiu MONA W
~przeciagu dolby tym przyrz2dem
wywierclG 10 metr6w, gdy prey
w%ierceniu 81 stemem kanadyjskim
osiaga sic ledwo l metr gfebokoscl.
Otrzymywa6 takze MONA szyby
g}ebsze. Wynalazca cieszy sig pow
szechnem uznaniem u sfer %intereso"
wanych.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28

=.sslEs1 ''s=.se--7 -
czdlenko, kt6re p66zzniejj st6sowa1i
inni : najlepszymsrezullta:teemn,
Dopiero " r. 1916 nowojorski
krawiec, Ellasz Howe, zbudowa]
.maszyne do szycia pierwsza -
rzeczywlscie prsktyczna v uzyciu.
w pomysle mia}a bardzo DUO pc
dobienstwa do model Madersper-
gerai Hu1ta, 'szy}a podw6;na
nitka, atoli igta miafa jedno
ostrze. Pr6cz tego Howe zast6so~a|
cz6fenko. podobpe do tkackiego.
ALE Eliasz Howe miaf due
pomysfowosci lecz ma}o pieaiedzy!
Zelazny model maszyny zbu.
dowa} on "a cudze pieniadze
wreszcie musia} 60 sprzedaG. "a.
p}acil mu "a niego pewieu anglik
240 funt6w szterling6w.
0w anglik uzyska} zaraz Iae
tent amerykahski, ale pomln Q to j
mi s%korzystal1 z pomys}u Howego.
Ma czele ich by} Singer. kt6ry
wprowadzi1 do mode]u Howego
nickt6re ulepszenia. Howe iednak
poczql sadownie dochodzit praw
swoich, sadly przyzua}y mu je "
zupe}nosci skaza}y Singera i wielu
innych, kt6rzy juz zaczeli wyrabiat
maszyny do szycia systemuHowego,
ma zaplacenie mu wynagrodzenia
"a pomysF.
Sp6r zakonczy{ sic W roku
1856 tenn, re cd kazdej maszynY
sprzedanej W stanach Zjednoczo-
nych p6lnocnej Ameryki, Howe
Original 5, a cd kazdej wywiezio::
nej poza Ameryke dolara. To
~poprawifo do tego stopnia stosunki
Howego. il umierajac zostawil
s~oim spadkobiercom 8 miljony
dolar6w majatku.
Cd tego czasu wyrdb maszyn
do szycia rozwinq} sic olbrzymio.
Sauna fabryka maszyn do szycia
Sipgera i Sp6}ki wyrabia oko}o 200
typ6w rozmaitych maszyn do szycla'
Prdcs tego ~przemys} ten rozwlna}
SIG W Anglii NV Niemczsch TEN
zw}aszcza W kierunku wyrobu ma
SYN szewskich.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28

odpowiadaf k~sztaitowi czcionek.
Przemlane lspieru i wystepuJ2caa
W MIN zm:ane barwy wywo}uJc tax
zwana elektroliza. Podobno ten
caly nowy spos6b drukowania u
mozliw1 zap"ovadzenie- znacznych
os~zczednosci.
Ameryce odbywaj2 Sig juz
pr6by drukewania ma papierze ele~
ktrogradcznYm, a wyn1ki ich So
podobno swietne.
Historya ulasxyn do say"
Pierwsz2 maszyne do szycia
.sporzadzi} anglik Tomasz Saint.
Jak g}osi patent z r. 1870 wy'iany
ra MIA, szyla ona W ten sposob, re
rozwija}a nieskohczona nitke re
szpulki i s}uzy}a do szycla pode~
sew. N%astepnie W r. 1904 dwa'
anglicy 49, Stone i Henderson opa-
tentowali maszyne do szyola, kt6ca
%jeszcze ME szyta podw6jna nitka
Picrwszym, kt6ry wpadt ma
pomysf systemu dwunitkoweya, by}
master krawiecki z Wiednia -
J6zef Madersperger. Pracowa} on
lat 80 mad wykonaniem swego POI
mysfu. Modersperger poczatkowo
chcia} nasladowae szycie reczne i
uzywa} do tego Ugly odwu ostrzach,
kt6ra mia1a W srodku uszko. Igfa
TAXA porusza}a sig W kIerunku POI
chy1ym W maszynie i ~naprzemian
przek}uwa}a materya} do CORY i
cd do}u. Lyle nawleka}o sig nitkq
p6}metra dfuga, %recznic. Pc zro-
bien,a loo do l5o-ciu Scieg6w, ma
szyna - pornszana korb2 ~recznie
- musia}a s1an2d ma chwile, ably
MONA by}o za]ozyc nanowo nawle
czonq ig}e. Atoll Madersperger ME
zadowoli} sic mechanizmem takiej
maszyny, ale obmysll} nowy model.
W kt6rym ;uz uzywa} nltki bcz
konca. odwijajacej sic z wa}ka.
Wreszcie wynalazca podarova}
swoj2 maszyne instytutowi pole
techniczEemu W Wiedniu.
Me weszta ona wcale W uzy''
wanie praktyczne.
w. roku 1890 francuzki kra-
vice Timonnier, pc osm%io~letniej
piracy zbudowa} nowa maszyne do
szyoia.. Og}osi} on sw6j pomys} W
r. 1920. W latach zas 1880, 1851
1s49 o~patentowa} pc trzykrod
swoje maszyny.
By}a to plerwsza maszyna,
jake zaczeto wyrabiad W wiekszej
liczble i d~ostarcza6 ma rynek. SzYb~
kost jej szycia mia}a wynosid do
800 6cieg6w na minute Przykfa-
dem vielu wynalazc6w, Timonnier
ME wiele zyska} ma tel maszynie;'
by} on pozosta} nedzarzem, a
umar} W r. 1857 W przytu1ku ola
nedzarz6w W Lyonie. Dopiero "
okrqg}c 10 lat p6zuiej wdowa po
MIN dostala niewlelk2 zapomoge cd
rzadu francuzbie lego.
W 1884 nieiaki Walter Hunt
opatentowai mas,yne do szycia.
ktdra ME okazaia sig praktycznae..
d. - -o,ubon;ro~ r;orupovr
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28

A~NERYKANSKI e%lektrotech'
nix l ~wynalazca Edison podobno
SWAT zadziwi najnowszym wyna-
lazkiem - jeSli, co pisa. jest
prawda 49, Otto mia{ on wynalezG
akumu1ator I'll. zbiornlk silly ele~
ktrycznej) nles}ychanie TAM i poje~
dynczy, kt6ry W technice elektrycz~
nej zupe}nego podobno dokona
przewrotu. Ma on zastqpid 6wiat}o
i opal " rolnictwie, we f%abrykach
domach miesskalnych i ma okre
tach, a wegie uczyrid ~zbytecznemi.
ELEKTRYCZN0SG W DRU~
KARNI. - Londynu nadchodzi
wiadomo6d, 10 dzieki wynalazkowi
fotografa, p. Green'a nastapi
wkr6tce zupefny przewr6t " dzle~
dzinie drukarstwa, q to PREY POI
mocy eloktryczno6ci.
Wynalazek p. Creene'a to
g}3wnie ,,rapier elehtrogra6ozny'',
r6tniacy sic Cd zwyczajnego przy~
mieszka, kt6ra jest tajemnios wy
ualazoy, a kt6ra rozk}sda sig pod
wp]ywem dziaiania pr2du elektrycz
neso.s Prsy zsstosowauia nowego
papieru, ktdry ME bedsie bynaj~
maiej dr.ts.y cd obeonego. farba
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28

Ceny tar'gowe
w1NOHA
Pzsen1ca Mr. G8
Maka patent 4.29
Mako Standard 400
Bran $l4 SO tona
Middf,ngs $l4 50 tona
Konlczyna $500
TYmotka 1900.
Kora 80
OWES "a
Ground Feed $1,000 tona
S.ano tymotka 5000
S,ano dixie 800
SWINE 1--WE 4.s5 wyprawne 600
Wo}y zywe 500 - 400
Masfo II IL
Jsia ~ 9. tuz'a =,
Kartofle rs q. buszel
Corn Neal 2.eo
CHICAGO.
Rszenica - u
OWES - IS .,
Korn - 81
SWINE b.90-b. Is
Bydio karmne SO .oO-4.5o
KrowY chudsze cd $500
Wufy m}ode cd IS 90
Pssenica No. l hard IL
No. Northern "a
No. 9 Northern 70
No, 3 Northern SO
st. Paul minneapolis.
Rszeniea = No. | hard ~
No. / Northern "a
No. 3 Northern 70
SWINE = 5 80
Mloie woly Il so
Krowy $s.4O
BYdio harmne - $3.20-44.0O,
uslsse @s.ao-l4.75
Ovee . 50 !.
skopY A5e.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28
MUZEUM DZIECKA.

MUzEUM Dz1ECKA. Nv
ma}ym pa}acu sztuki ma Polach
Elizejskich W Paryzu, urz2dzona
bedzie ma wiosne wystawa pred
miot6w, majacych zwiazek z pielegg"
nowaniem d. ieci. Organizatorem
jesk pan Rollet. kt6ry zaprosi} do
pomocy specyalny komitet. Ma
wystawie tel okazane beda wszyst~
kie nowoczesn e srodki i urzadze-
MIA, majace zwlazek z zywieniem.
hygiena, ubieraniem i pielegnowa~
MEM dzlecka cd chwili jego uro~
dzenia do wieku, W kt6rym zaczy.
ma uczeszczac do szko}y. Nadto
obejm:e wystawa plany wizerunki
zak1ad6w rrzeznaczonych ola dzlecl
u5ogich Me zostan2 tel pominiete
zabawki, kt6re bed2 mia}y dziaf'
osobny.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1901-03-28

RERLIN. 49, Gustav Kowal-
ski, FL ]etn1 kowaf, zachorowaf ma
z6ltaczke. Lekarz zapisa} mu soil
karlsbadzkiej. Matka posz{a do a"
pteki i przez nleuwage zabra}a re
stolu paczke z TRUCKING, zamiast
soil. W apiece pomy}ki ME spo-
strzezono. Matka przybYwszy do
domu wiala choremu W usta dwie
4yzeczki kwasu chlorkowego. Glory
umar} 20 kilku godzinach W okrop~
nych b%olesclach: pracowa{ ma u
trzymanie matki i szesciorga roe
dzenstwa.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-05-30

see her looking as docile as a cat. She
lost that missing horn while protect
ing her owners child against an at
tack from dog. Got love and affec-
ton as wen as milk. you see"
And who's to milk herr?
That's my little job and no one
elses I'm going to get a jumper and
a pair Of overalls. and l shall be Farm
er Bowser twice a day. I'll do the
milking. and you'll play the dairymad.
and Wei snap our fingers at typhoid
and consumption. Now you run and
get pail. and well soon have our first
ten quarts. No more tea. coffee or
wine for US. but pure milk and all we
can drink"
When Mrs. Bowser returned with the
pail she felt to caution Mr.. Bowser
against that wildness of the eyes. but
with a laugh he removed his coat and
cuffs and made ready. Once upon a
time he had seen a man milk COW,
and the late owner of this particular
bovine had spent ten minutes in post
ing him. He therefore felt a supreme
confidence in himself and naturally
neglected several little signs and to-
kens that made Mrs. Bowser doubtful.
by John. but this is homelike" he
said as he drew up the box. IF we
only had a pig squealing in pen and
a few hens cackling around. il would
be-
The COW bumped up her back in
threatening way. and Mrs. Bowser call
ed out in alarm.
she just bumped fly off her back"
said Nj, Bowser as he took hold again.
..Of course we've got TO get used to
each other. II won't be three days be-
fore
There were a hump and a jump this
time, accompanied by a below. and be-
fore Mr.. Bowser could let go the pail
was kicked cut of his hand He start
ed TO fall back. but the cows leg
swung around. and her hoof found his
body aud sent him rolling over the
floor. while Mrs. Bowser yelled at the
top of her voice. There were other
humps and kicks and bellows. and
then the new mich" charged the alley
door Ike a bull going for a haystack.
There We're crash and a smash and
cloud of splinters. and the COW
/ and the door went down the alley to-
gether.
Are you dcad?" asked Mrs. Bowser
as she went over to where the anti
germist was lying on the door.
Mr.. BowSer slowly sat up. with n va
cant expression on his face, aud stared
around
This IS the twentieth century. and
you have bought a new mich cow
she continued, hoping TO bring his
memory back
II returned. He drew himself up
and looked around him. and when his
eyes finally lighted upon her he pointed
70 tho open doorway and hoarseIy whis-
pered
"Wo-woman. retire, Get out, Be
gone. IL viii see You later on and
agree cpon the amount of the ali
mouy! NJ. QCAD.
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100000 germs to the gallon. BY John,
but when | see the cold figures staring
me in the face l can't repress a SILVER.
What on earth has preserved our lives
can't make out"
What Is ii about germs?" she asked.
with some anxiety.
simply this. my dear woman: You
have in your system at the present mo-
ment probably 5OoOO000 germs Of ty
phoid and consumption. | have the
same number or more. They are gam
boiling up and down through the veins
and playing tag in the arteries. and we
sit here as calm and placid as if the
danger were a mile away For the last
seven or eight years we have been alb
sorbine 100000 germs per day. and
why we were not removed from earth
long ago is n positive miracle"
You mean there are germs in MILK"
"Billions of them. Mrs. Bowser-bil-
lions That Is they are in the milk
you buy from the milkman. They
come from the hands of the mixers
and the cans
But they wouldn't be In the milk of
your own cow
'.Not one-not If took proper pre-
cautions. No: If we had our own COW
we should not be walking around our
own graves every hour OF the day. We
should have the purest of milk. the
richest of cream. and what we pay in
doctors bills for six months would buy
the cow and keep her the year round
/ have ii all figured out here. See? 1t
has simply resolved itself down to
this: Shall We fill up on germs every
day In the year and suddenly develop
typhoid or consumption. or shall we
buy n COW of our own and live to be
s. or 90 years old2 As To the germs.
let me show you how they look.
will draw you two or three on a rough
scale. Here they are. OF course they
are enlarged"
lie passed Mrs. Bowser the paper
on which he had sketched two or three
insects resembling grasshoppers, and
after long look she said:
Well. suppose you bought the cow
OF those two men saw in the alley
with you. but She looked to me ike 4
poor creature"
"oh. YOU were looking. Ell? Well,
yes, | bought the COW. and am going
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But how can we make use OF itg''
Wen manage to drink half of It
come way, ard the rest goes to the
poor. Kill two birds with one stone.
you know. Come on and take a look
at our antigerm fountain"
Mrs. Bowser found a one Horned,
wild eyed COW standing in the stable.
Her tail had been cut off. her ribs stood
out like barrel hoops. and the dogs had
worried her ears. The animal looked
more fit for hurdle racing or gate jump
Ing than milking. and that was the
opinion expressed Of her.
THAT shows how little you know
about cows" replied Mr.. Bowser.
"Why. woman. do you know that her
owners first figure was $50 and that
spent all of an hour in beating him
down to S40?' 4
And you paid $40 in cash for that
that thingf" she gasped
Certainly | did. and | know she's
bargain If there ever was one Per
haps you came out here expecting TO
find something gold plated from head
TO heel. If you had ever seen cow
before. you'd know this one for an Al
derBey of purest blood. Look AT that
head, that back, that udderr'
Yes. I'm looking," sighed Mrs Bow
ser. Il don't think she's much Of
COW, but she may turn out all right
after all. Doesn't she look wild to
you?"
Just a little. but you see she natu-
rally regards us as strangers aud is
wondering what designs we have
against her Two or three days viii
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PROMPTLY ANSWERED.
The Groeeryman Gnvc Advice In
Few Words.

Few Words.
do you think" said the old man as
he halted at the corner grocery and
toyed with a basket of clothespins.
that any person in this town has my
happiness at hearth"
NO, sir" promptly replied the gro
Ger.
DO you think that a cock eyed man
who never saw me till yesterday can
be unseIfishly interested in my future Z"
Not by joyful"
''In offering to introduce me to
widow and try to bring about a mar
riage he would probably be guided by
sordid motives you thiLk?"
Certainly do"
Having secured my $50. he wouldn't
care whether my future years were full
of bliss or wretchedness. would he?"
Not by burned sight"
Grocer. l thank you." feelingly ex-
claimed the old man as he turned from
the clothespins 10 cranberries and let
handful dribble through his fingers.
While l am a stranger to you. you
seem to have my welfare at heart"
Yes, | have. Id like to sell you
box of wagon grease for quarter
but what use could make of itY
use it to soak your head in"
NJ. QUAD.
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Times Heavy Hand.


She was ies' little granger. her folks lived on
tn crick-.
Jes li,tle dark eyed granger. an she alters drest
thet slick
You'd think she'd caught tn fashion from IL
ladies' Of tn town.
Specially when buggy ridin in her Sunday meet
in gown.
lister take her way out drivin on Sunday don't
you know.
But let Ter do tn drivin, fer like it better
An then my arm would wander in a circle ciose
eroin'
m place ,het was tn smalleat in her Sunday
meetin gown.
Starlight. yes. an prairies dreamin. eottonwooos
a-sighiu there.
An tn wind a-sorter trisIn with tn roses N her
An a ribbon on my shoulder or straytn curl Of
brown.
An her aeart ab.4tin gently Sin her sunday
meet.n Cow.
lister to kiss her-huh. vel. sorter-uhen IA
moon Eot back cloud
An she'd pout her hps, periendin she was mad.
an then cut loud
she'd l4d az tx her ribbons. fer at times such
things come down
When a Sirl goes baESy ridin in her Sunday meet
in gown
Goodness. nv. but times sksea- id,sa iss' a-get-
tlr thsre awag;
Tn haiahsadea; Sittin worsar ev'ry single passin
dav
AZ motter-th. weIi-mother broke tn scales up
Al s5e's nase herself nsekue Ct 5het sunday
nsetln sowu
Denver Tines