The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1901-11-27

they lIazcd Last week. They had him
hid in Seller with neerly n Foot of
water For two days and the Docktor's
| afraid he intent ever get over it.n
"Irs too bad for Him." paw Sed,
but Still he OF to be Happy. The
Boys must have sumbuddy to prack-
tus on, ,an'! if Fate picked him that's
His Loss. He OF to remember That
IT'S Glorcyous to BE matter. The
ones that shut Him up in the seller
now Have chants to be CRATE men.
Think what it would of ment il He
would of died young. All those other
poor chaps would of had to go thru
l4lfo and not no about the Fun they
missed and mebby never getting to BE
CRATE on account of It, Pairunts mus
sent be selfish about These things.
His muthcr OF to be thankful. ust TO
Think mcbby it would be Good thing
to Stop the hazing and Cane rushing
and Footballing till Got to talking to
a Cupplc of men at the Offus. They
showed me The Fllosofy of it. They
scd Emmy man that would kick against
llazing or not Let his Boy play foot
Ball was nencmy to his Country,
and they OF TO no Bccoz their Children
are all Dotters. Every good sitazun
they sed OF to BE glad to Lose Boy
OF two Letting others have Chants to
lay the Foundashuns of Graitnuss.
Look at Rockfyellow. Do you
s'pose he'd be the Crate man he is to-
day If he wouldn't of Hazed and
Cane rushed and Lurned genruship
A
to Live in Cleveland told me Once
that John would Just go to School and
study for All he was Worth and Then
go Home and work like Jim IIill-or
no, ! mean Sam-whcn he was boy,
but onnybuddy can soc that must BE
mistake. If he didn't lern to have
Curridgc and to marshull his thots on
the Football field how could ho BE
what he is to-day?
never herd that Mark Twain or
Mark Hanna played Football or IIazcd
people to Lay the Foundashuns of their
gratenuss, But they must of Done it
and arc keeping it quiet on account of
their Families. Look at all the Crate
murchunts and Lawyers and doctors
and preachers and Editurs and Fid-
dcrs. How could They be where they
are To-day if They Couldn't of Lurncd
to be CRATE by making Fools of them
selves at Collidge2"
&C But most of them never went to
colidgc In their lives" nav scd,
Z" What do you mean by saying utch
Things2"
"Wcll," paw told her, elf they
Didn't 1t was Their own l.. rss. Think
how mulch crater they would BE Than
they are To-day if the Poor fellows
would only of Had Chance to get
their skulls Cracked and their Collier
bones btokcn. A boy can BE fool
Outside of Collidge, too, but not so
Big a one as if He was in, so itdug
zen't help him so mulch.
"Hhcn they are Anuther Reason
why people OF TO BE thankful along
About This time. They don't haft to
go away From home on Vacations for
neerly year, and they won'ts be Emmy
more elections till next Spring. The
ones that Got in this time are Thank
full becoz they won and The ones that
didn't ale Thankful bccoz Everybuddy
knows they Would of Carried all Be-
fore them if 1t wouldn't of Been for
Corrupshun on the other side.
"Thanksgiving's a nolull thing to
Have. 1t brings us Closter and fills us
with sublime thots, and if the people
we invited Last year don't get up just
as good Dinner for us This time we
no They are snide and have the Sattus-
fackshen of telling the nabers About
it. Everybuddy has Sumthing TO BE
thankful for at This seezun of the year.
The farmers Thankful bccoz the crops
are all in and IIc has Time at Last 10
chop the wood the Fambly'll mead to
keep from Freezing thru the winter.
The Gripman on the Street Cars
Thankful Becoz when one hand Gets
too mum to Hold the Handle ho can
take the other. The Milkman's Thank
full becoz when the Milk freezes in a
sollud cake il Can't slOp on his Over
halls that he Had washed summer BE-
fore last. The grocery Boys thankful
Becoz he can keep his feet From freez.
ing by getting out of the Wagon every
Little while to Deliver things. So it
is all Thru life. Everybuddy's thank
full along about This time.
"Onc mans Thankful becoz he duz-
zen't get docked for having day off
Y and anuthcr's Thankful bccoz his wife
has IL sick he'd axe and They can't 90
4 10 Church. It's time of Glad tidings
!. and Crate Joy and if we Didn't have
Emmy thing Else to be Thankful for va.
+ could all r member that J. PierpQ
I Morgan amt twins, which shows
y Things mite BE good deal ~
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