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The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

Referring to Captain Hobson's propo- sition that the Confederate and Union soldiers hold their reunions on the same day, a contemporary predicts what would happen if two old patriots who didn't get done fighting in the sixties should want to settle the ques- ton now. We expect there'd be some warm times on such occasions,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

One of the latest Presidential possi- bilities is Governor Odell of New York, and 1t is not superfuous to tell the other Republican ssp!rants to keep your eye on Odell."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

The rowers may adopt Rudyard Kip iing's language and cry pay. pay. pay' to China, but that will not necessarily bring the cash. Vide Uncle Sam and Us,rrtrev
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

The Savannah Press has discovered that Dukes are most conspicuous for their eebts." Also. we may add. for a tendency to marry heiresses.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

If the North and South Poles could each offer prize to be given the first discoverer, it would stimulate effort in the pole hunters.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

Ex-Governor Lon Stephens of Mis- sissippi declares that the Democratic Party is drifting to political hell. Lon is A pessimist
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

Fairbanks has one solid qualihcation as a Republican candidate for the Pres sdency. His barrel is practically un- 1irnited
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

An Italian scientist has been study ing vesuvius and has given out the opinion that the old thing is about to erupt.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

section, any more than they can tell what a petit jury will do." The point of order is we'll taken.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

All predictions of the early close Of the war in South Africa may now De called off.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07

The commentators of our brethren of the press are always pleasant, hence The Advertiser appreciates this express sion from one of the most thoroughly independent and unbiased of all the Southern newspapers-The Chattanooga Times:
 The Montgomery Advertiser has demon- strated the justice of its claim to being the most progressive and successful news paper in Alabama by printing daily full stsnographic reports of the proceedings of the Constitutional Convention. The Advertiser Is not only a good newspaper. but has been and Is sound and reliable adviser of the people in its editorial columns. The small politicians of the State have attempted several times to discipline The Advertiser because of it's independent position on public questions, but their spite work has only strength ened 1t in the estimation of people whose opinions are worth anything. The Adver- tiser deserves the many good things be- ing said of it by the press of Alabama.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07
WATER IN THE MOON.

Will we ever know all about the moon till some adventurous explorer visits it---and returns? We have been taught, systematically and persistentiy, that there is no such thing as water or atmosphere on the moon, yet here is . Harvard professor who has been photo- graphing our silver -beaming satellite and tells us he has ascertained that there is snow on it, and he suppli- ments his statement by telling us that "it Is most probably snow of water"
 Now. if there is no water on the moon how in the name of Marconi was the snow of water" formed? It Is not a reasonable presumption that it fell from some other planet though that wouldn't be a much more startling statement than some of those which are freely made about the planetary bodies. We uneniightened people down here can't understand how snow could be formed where there is neither water nor atmosphere, and we don't believe this Harvard professor can tell us.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-06-07


 Apropos of Gibson's (not GIpson) as- sertion that American girls are adding to their stature every year, a contem- porary remarks.
 Possibly they have not added two inches to their stature in the last ten years, but they have done the best they could to were from feet to feet to start on. Still. there aIe some not uncomely girls who are trifie shorter
 If Glib. started out with that kind of girl and proposes to add couple of inches every ten years, their heads will soon be out of Uncle Sans jurisdic- ton. However, as The Richmond Dis patch says, ''men-especially editors are not going to let MT. Gibson or any other mortal set a standard of feminine beauty for them" The petite girl will not be shut out because she does not rival in altitude the children of the Anakims, in whose presence the chil- dren of Israel were "as grass -hoppers." -~ 4p-s ----
 The Birmingham Age Herald makes the point that If no man shall be all lowed vote unless he can correctly construe any section of the Constitu- tion, 1t would disfranchise the whole shooting match, men. women and chill dren. As it says. the next batch of Judicial decisions would perhaps dis franchise the entire State, for it is com ing about that no one can tell what construction a court will place upon a
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
ADJUSTMENTS.

Demands trained dogs and aggre-
CATION of diversified talent attracted
q large crowd again last night. the
entrance TO the tent being thronged
with a crowd that block Hotel street
in front OF the circus encampment
when the band had finished playing a
sew eaIivening selections at 1880
o'clock
The honors of the trained animal
attraction are about equally divided
between the Quartette of skipping
dogs. the educated pony. and Tapu.
the New Zealand trick horse. although
the monkeys came in for large
share OF the juvenile applause. The
aerobatic work OF the four juggling
artists is very good. and the con1or
ton feats OF La Petite Ethel continue
to amaze the audience The clowns.
who have an important part TO play
IN the success Of any circus. are equal
TO the occasion. and contribute their
share Of fun
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17

We are making a speciality of gold
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beautiful, painless and durable of all
dental work known to the profession.
Our name alone will be a guarantee
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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
LEE pENTAL SPECIALISTS.

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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17

Between Beresania and Punehh0wi
Orders for all Havors Of SODA wa
TER and HIRES ROOT BEER de
liveEed free Of charge TO arr part Of
TIE city.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
New Z ork Dental
Parlors.

Room Z. elite Building. Hotel Street
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
FISH MARKET
BOOTH
VIM. j. ARNOLD. Manager.

has CONSTANTLY on HAND Choice
LINE OF
Imported and
Domestic Meats.
Fish; Live and Refrigerated Poultry
Butter, Eggs, Cheese, Potatoes.s
Fruits and Vegetables.
Two deliveries daily TO any place
within city limits-at am. and 3 pm.
Customers desiring to have their or
ders delivered are respectfully request
ed to cali and leave the same prior 10
the hours above named.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
Honolulu Iron W crks Go
STEAM ENGINES.

BOILERS. SUGAR MILLS. COOL
Frs. BRASS and LEAD CASTINGS
and Machinery OF every description
made to order. Particular attention
paid to ships blacksmltning. Job
work executed on shortest nOsica
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Teeth extracted and filed absolutely
without pain by our late scientific
methods. No sleep-produeing agents
or cocaine. These are the only dental
parIors in Eonolulu that have the pat
ent appliances and Ingredients TO ex-
tract. Ell and apply gold crowns and
porcelain crowns, undetectable from
natural teeth. AMI warranted for ten
years. without the least particle of
pain Gold crowns and teeth without
plates. gold filings and all other den
tai work done painlessly and by spe-
ciaiists.
Gold crowns, IS; full set teeth, IS;
bridge work, IS; gold filling, 81 up;
silver filings, SOC.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-10-17
HEATHeR YESTERDAY.

Mean aperztnrs--1Sp
tlsniEzE IeazEserzeuze-kE
Maximum Tezr@ra trre-
E4rouezsF-ssSks9. lrrsS1szr
RafnfaEk-44
Mean Tsz P0inf-sss5
Mesh Resstive HzEsxisy-.5
Wind.
Norta-u0rfheasts ; tp4.
Weather.
Fair. with slight showers IN The even
ing
Forecast for To-day.
Fresh trasies ard slight valIey showers.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

II vss noted the other dsy thss
Smith, the Red0eld, Kan, barber
Who gave expression 70 ~ansrchistic
ssutimenss, hss token refuge In Mscks.
VILE sftsr being chased out OF several
other towns. 70 this statement r. G.
Young, the mayor Of Macksville,
takes excepsi0us, saying: ''The story
thss Smith stopped 10 Mecksville 10 .
mistake. He Wss walled on By the
city 06Rclsls end ett y once. Mscks.
VILE claims 70 b The biggest little
town Ia Kansas, but h 10 too small .
town 70 contain n holding such
views. understand Smith wss met
u the Kinsley depot, where be inten.
ded stopping, by como angry citizan
Who bsde him Code speed on his
jouraey."
And this suggssts the thought that
perhsps Kansas hes chosen the only
effective way Of Kidding the country OF
anarchy. II The people everywhere
made u impOssible Tor 90 anarchist 70
and . place In which IN rest his weary
b0nes Tor ' Q 90 much - . day, the
detsstible order would soon b saui.
bilsted.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27
oaltaa . 0swaN.

Prom n~vesybodys Magazine.
Once Shsn Ne prince Of ssmos wss
rssiring from a sudisucs b stumbled
10 bic backward sssps sod fell. In
moment The sulsau he'd pressed Q
spriog behind him. Ths wall opened
sod hs vsaisbsd within, sais from ths
suspected ~ sck.
Abrups essturss 10 NE sultsn's pres.
often cost dear. Several victims
ere mentioned, one . gsrdnsr Ia The
royal park, whom Abdul shot deed for
rising TOO quickly 70 "a attitude Of
respect. Another time b found the
child Of . palace domestic plsyiog
With his mislaid revolver, end 10 had
Der tortured 10 The hope Of revealing
. plot.
He maguiAcent yildis 10 Q monu.
meut 70 fesr. IL 10 assassin proof,
bomb proof, earthquake proof, ars.
proof, microbe proof. Archisscts aud
engineers = building end r~sbuildiug
in~cssssotly. Soms new sscrst rstrsas
10 always under way.
Ths entire domain 10 surrounded b.
On immeuse wall, thirty 1sss high, end
The choicest troops Of he empire stand
guard around u. A. iuner WalltWelvo
tees thick, With gatss OF Iron, iucloeos
The private resldence Itself.
The walls Of bic own dwelling sre
allied with srm0r plsss, IL cas- Of pro.
ioCAlIoo. II n sald thai r m~vatArl0ua
passage o0npects With tsn eecret bed
chambers, forming On iutricsts lsby.
riuth. No ooe but bis body atseud.
snt knows where the sultan msy sloep
du-ing any particular night
he hes electric lights end telephones
10 his own spsrtments, bot f0rbids
them 10 Constsutlu0ple. TelephouAs
might prove handy for cousplrssors
end b believes thss . dynamite cart
ridge could BE- ssnt over Q wire into
the palace. He fears electric explosi.
one, % Constsntinople still gets along
with gsslight.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

wss Q. Grant end Oar6sld he'd litsls
ones, end 20 did Clsvslsad 10 bic CO.
ond TERN, bat President Roosevelt
breaks oil Ne rscords 10 this PARTON.
lss. having On even hslf-dossu Of
happy, hsslthy, f~un.loving youngs.
torl
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

vaecsd 10 pears whea summoned 70
thas high o@cs. wsshingtoa wee 81,
John Adsas q, Jsasrsos, Madison
end John Quincy Adsms were sech %,
Jscksou q. Monros %. Ven Bursa IS,
Wnliaa Heery Hssrisoa q, Ne old.
~ Of sll; Tyler 81, Tsylor eA, Polk
sed FillDoss g. PSsses We ~ 6rst
president under 20 Whea issugursssd,
bic ~ q thss tire bsing -. Buch.
sasa, Who succssded bin, wss slmoss
- old - Hssrisoa, q. oinos 1850 -four
men under 90 includisG Roosevelt
have rssehsd We prssidsucy. Grant
wss ~, NE youngest mon up 70 The
present tine. CIsvslsad was - when
arss iusagursAsd esd Osr6sld ~ ~.
Roosevelt 10 ~, four yssrs younger
then Grant. Lincoln wss So when
called 70 he white House, johnson
81, Hayes 81, Arthor 81, Benjsmin
Hsrrlson 66 and Mckinley 50.
All The p~rssidsuss except Roosevelt,
who 10 . native Of New York City,
we're born sithsr 10 the country Or In
email towns. Quiucy, Msss., the birth.
plscs Of both the Adsms, and RAJ.
leigh, N. c., The birshplscs Of Andrew
johnson, have bssn The largest towns
until nov shss could bosss such %
honor.
OF the twenty-five prssidents, four.
tesu, over oue-hslk, wore Of English
dsscsns on their fsshsr's side. These
wore Washiogton, The two Adsms,
Msdisou, The two H~srrisons, Tyler,
Taylor, fllmors. Piscos, Lincoln,
Johnson, Garfield end Clevelsnd. Five
csms Of 6cosch.Irish stock, nsmsly,
Jackson, Polk, Buchsusn, Arthur end
Mckinley, and three scosch-Mooroe,
Crsns end Hayes. Js6srsoo's passe.
usl spcsstors we're Welsh, end Ven
Buren's, like R~oosevels's, . Hol.
land Dutch.
Twenty OF The presidents, Including
Roosevelt have bssn lawyers. Two
Wsshingson cod Hsrrison-wersfarm
ere, but their elevation was due main.
y 70 thslr achievemeuts in var. Only
swo professional soldiers, however,
have svsr filled NE prssidsotisl chair.
These were Taylor and Grant. John.
son was . soldier, before be became .
statesman.
Sixtssu Of The prssidsnts wore COL
lsgs ~grsdussss. Washington, Jack.
son, vso Buren,, Taylor, Fillmore,
Lincoln, Johnson, Cleveland end No.
Kiulsy did not have The advantage Of
college trsioing, but some OF those
grsdusssd q Lev.
All ~ pesstdsots but one, Buch.
man, have beeu married men. Wssh.
layton, Asdisos, JscksOa and Polk
he'd no children, while some OF the
early presidents had lsrge fsmi.
lies. The only lisls folks q
The White House during the 6rst
seventy years Of the government
we're grsndchildrsn, or other relatives
further removed then children, and
these interrupted the quiet Of the old
mansion q rare i~ntervsls. The elder
Harrison wss The fssSer Of ten and
Tyler Ut fourteen children, but In Hsr.
risou's case shose who survived we're
grown when DO became President.
The same IL true OF Tylsr's children
by his 0rst wife, who died vhile he Wa
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

D.A. Hansose, a Biast6ars, 80
hsss o. IsG11 tusiuoss Shis wsek.
hrs. spssese, d Fayssss, No., Il
No sssss q ~ con, r. P. spsscsr.
In. JoAa Conway. Of Ksssas Cry,
b ~ gussto u rslssivss bsrs thls wssk.
'hAisei More Nom shan. Of Arrow
Roea, Mo-, 10 Ne guest Of Mise HELEN
Hu9.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27
LOW PRICES,
(: -. L. Crosse Lumber ca

The OhScaeo CheonIcle.

The OhScaso Cheontcle.
TIE pitiial hair.splitaing of tho 90.
cialists on The subject os the death Of
The president shows their close rels.
si00ship With Tie snsrchists.
One speaker In Chicago IN Sunday,
WIN hes ''Fsv." % . prefix 70 HE
Dams, said that s0olsliats did not
moro deeply mourn . president or .
sovereign slain then they would The
death Of . swest.shop victim.
Humsn iits 10 regarded - precious
BY oil righs.th,ekiog men, but the muir.
der Of ths Odacial hesd Of the nssion 10
. blow nos only q the men but st The
people end shsir i~nssitutiOna.-
The sncislista Who continue 70 iden.
city themselves With the murder wing
Of the ans~chtss psrty By sssing 10 The
assassination OF . president nothing
more than the killing Oe any other 10.
dividual, ignore or encourage the des-
tructive idss which makes snarchistic
assassination more 0dloxs than or.
binary h00icide. They need not be
surprised, therefore, thss 10 tunes Of
excitsmsat usuy psopls fell 70 make
any nics d,stinetioss between them
and the Csoigossss.
anA1rrTu nNnA N ACsWRsm
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27
Acsne Plastse.
L. cseaso Lsmtee e.

-- an.ff
Tho G. 4 4. will give . - rate for
The round trip 70. Springfield, ILL.,.
Oct. 3.
q. +. Hawkins sud family hsvsmov.
ID Into The Love property on East
VERIFY strses, which they recently pur.
chased.
Rev. G. Y. Thomas will preach %
Saline church Sunday afternoon ~ 4
o'clock.
Mrs. james Crsddock aud dsugh.
Ter, Miss Mary, arrived THE week from
Colorado.
Il Grease Lumber ca.
Make Low Prices.
Mrs. r. n. white end children Of
Chicago. Gro the gussss of u. N.
Spencer and family.
M. aud Mrs. ]. A. williams, Of
Gillian. ire thu gussts Of their dsugh.
Ter, Mrs. James Daatsl.
Al frleg. willisn LassAlis, isck
Sitter, 0sorge OrsaP and Th0mss
Fisher m % . hunsin9 srip q whites
Islsad.
Misses Lillisa Carroll. OF Loulsi.
ana, No., ed Mary Kincsid, Of Beth.
any, No., arrived this week 70 attend
N. v. q.
LOW PRICES,
: -. Il Crosse Lumber ca.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

pleases oil the family. Four Flsvors;
-LAmmou, Orange, Raspberry and
serewberry. A. your grocers. 10Cts.
Try u to-day.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

-
Mics Jssossss NeCrssey viii visis
hsr Sisters 10 Chisago several aooshs
end Shsa return 70 bsr hone 10 D.
Soto, No.
@. q. Tucker, OF Olssgow, hes bought
shs I.sineor rssidsuce 10 East Slsase,
ed 10 Ars gIsd 70 lssrn shss b viii
move bic fsoily hssV this Wssk end
occupy u an
School 10 running sioes smoothly,
viii . larger asseoAsncs than ever.
Four Of ths prinaey grsdss sss 20
crowded thss Il y ssid ~ school board
Intends 70 cd soosher teacher 70 ~.
lisvs Ne pressure.
A. n. Lain, for some yssrs fovsmsa
II The oor dspsrs0sst hsrs, hes aoosps-
ID . posisl0a 10 Chieago ed WIN be
family Ish for thss plses Thursdsy.
We understand NJ. Hamlin, Of Msr.
shslls tskss bic plscs here.
Aooue sAoss Who 'vook 10" Ne o..
cursioa 70 Kansas City ssssrdsy ~
noticed Mr. end hrs. Mich shsussr,
Mr.. and Mrs. IA r. Alsxasdsr, he
Misses Aucell, Miss Baksr. Ne. sad
Mrs. J. b., Hawkins end more then .
hundred othsrs.
Willism Rsines, Of Oklshoms, Who
formerly lived hsrs. 10 visitipg Slsasr
frlends thls week. He wss one OF Tie
fortunate ONES 10 The land lottery. He
ssys b hes . splsudld farm and hopss
~ BE- shippiug stock end other proHSos
from u before long.
We he'd . small Ore Sunday sfssr.
noon, . coal end OIL house o. the d.
pos being partially burned. Ths Ore
department wss promptly on hsod
sxtiuguishsd The Ore, but 10 . oooss.
quence our water hes bssu shut OF sver
since, The Ore pressure having bssa
turned ou was ton much for our %.
sremely tender water mains - stsed
and they must b doctored up before
the supply can b. turned on again.
There seems 70 b some dissppoint-
ment smong our slater Democratic
that the loss Of McKinlsy and The pro.
motion of Roosevelt hes not caused
moro iricsion. They sssusd 70 think
that the present cabInet would oil b
turned nut - 0uos end sksir places
Oiled with cowboys, which they fondly
hopsd would csuss troubts Tor he Re.
publ6sns and consequent party ID.
vantage for the Democrsts. They ere
sadly put OF that things ore running
90 smoothly. However, they can still
sit up nights abusiug Marx Hsnua,
which they have somewhss neglected
of late, and they . still continue
their sbuse Of the Globe. Democrat for
Exposing The peculiar msoner Of keep
Ing books - prscticed u Jefferson
City. II 10 much easier u cell The
Globe hard names than II 10 70 OF.
plain the discrepancy which II hrs
poiussd out. All good cltisens have
their ssr 70 the ground 70 cstch The
explanation which the state sdmiuis.
tratiOn hes promised, but which 10 90
long delayed.
Old Size Main Wosk,
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

Lsxasive Bromo-Q uinlns Tablets
cure . cold In ~ day. No care. 70
pay. Price u Osuts.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

Old Size Main Wesk.
La Crosse Lwmber ca.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

sssps ~ Osagh and Worm II ~ Oh.
The Marshall republican., 1901-09-27

A0ArITE CEMENT PLASTER,
L. Crosse Lnmbef CO.
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with grace and displayed a marvellous tech
nique. The service, all in all, was ons that
must have made deep impression on those
present. -. -.
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manding the other armies, his coming or
going Is not the occasion for q blare of

handing the other armies, his coming or
going Is not the occasion for q blare of
trumpets or the firing Of salutes. Around
Camp Reilly, named in honor of the hero
artillery captain already referred to. Gen.
Chaffee does not ride a prancing stallion or
give loud commands Rather does he stroll
around the camp, usually alone; talking to
an officer here, questioning a sentry upon
post, or actually slipping into the tents Of
the men and catching them with roaring
wood fire when strict orders say that coal
only shall be used, except in starting q
fire! These are very interesting moments
to the boys; and, indeed, laughable are
some of the reasons they give when caught.
One of the boys, on being detected by the
general in the very act of putting in the
stove fine piece Of wood, and questioned
as to why he was disobeying orders, was so
excited that he stammered out: "Sir, l
haven't heard from home in over six
months that's why!' Chaffee laughed and
left the tent, probably wondering what the
letter from home had to do with the for
hidden burning of wood.
While Gen. Chaffee is prompt, vigorous
and brimful of military ways and disci-
pine, and while he demands that things be
done after a certain method-not any old
wayne is never harsh In his treatment of
any soldier-officer or enlisted man. He is
the true type of the soldier himself, holding
honor, obedience and bravery above all
else; and he wants his men to be likewise
He declares himself proud of the actions of
the army during this trying period, and
reiterates his former statement that the
American soldier has not an equal in any
land or under any flag.
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