The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-28
chronieles-chapt. vi.

And so IL came 10 pass snos
during the time of the rule OF the
good prophet William. surnamed Nc.
Kinley. who took for his sign the giad
words Expansion and Prosperity,
there dwelt in a far of land Power,
full Potentate, Sanford, the son OF
Daniel who was of the tribe OF Dole.
Now il came to pass in that day that
Sanford. who is irreyerently called
aHis Whiskers," had a friend and ad-
wiser named Jake of the numerous
family of Brown.
And Sanford dreamed dream
And he was troubled thereat, for
the dream had passed with the night
and no one within the borders OF the
Kingdom of Sanford, which was cali
ed by courtesy THE United States
Territory of Hawaii" could tell the
Potentate the meaning of the dream,
nor the Interpretation thereof
| And the King was troubled and ne
called unto him, Jake. and he said un-
to Jake, Go hither even unto wash
ington where reigns the good King
William. who comes from the fertile
land of Ohio and say unto him that |
| would have him tell thee what it was
dreamed.
| For | am sore troubled with the
| vexations of the flesh and l fear that
the Legislature would make a harsh
inquiry if myself, Sanford, surnam-
ed Dole. should take the journey unto
myself"
| And Jake marveled greatly, for Lo!
he knew that he would probably see
his finish thereby.
Nevertheless he girded up his loins
and with a pocketful of scrip COM
monty known as dough" taken from
out the public graneries. he betook
himself to Washington to learn the
| Interpretation of the dream. of San
ford. of the enlarged temporal region
Many days did Jake travel over the
great sea and sailed into the harbor
of the wicked city of San Francisco.
There he sojourned seeing the sights
and passing several days in dalliance.
After much journeying he arrived
in the city of the great white king and
entered into the working of the
mission" of Sanford.
But things went not well with Jake
for in truth the astrologers and pro-
phets as well as the scrives and sooth-
savers of the far-away city were at
fiicted with a grievous case of sour
ball" against Sanford; for they liked
not Sanford's Executive Council. nor
many of the measures ne contriyed
| for his own ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
Jake was turned down in sundry
and divers manners by William and
was referred to the consideration Of
one Robert, Of the tribe OF Wilcox,
| who knew not the friendship Of San
ford. but who in spite of the knock
ing" of the KING. had the support of
the people and had been chosen from
among them to be q witness before
the great King.
And in that day Robert. of the tribe
of Wilcox, even he who was handed
many hot packages by Sanford. was
the Centurion to whom Jake was re-
| ferred.
And after much pow-wowing Rob-
ert made answer to lake after this
manner And this was the manner OF
his interpretation:
Thou, Oh. Jake. are a migL y man
and thou servest the great King. San
ford. surnamed Dole. and the king has
dreamed a dream and is troubled
thereat in the region OF his belt
And TINS Is what the KING dreamed
ana the meaning OF tne dream Is GER
sure.
| 1T appeared unto the king in his
dream tnat section % OF the organic
ACT, wnicn pros,des tnst tne sreA.
anu misn.y on tne ,anu snou.u nc.
aola ana ssse s~ss the ne. lan 70 . =. .n s.s