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The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
The Morning News Office,
Monday, Aug. 8.

The cotton market closed quiet and
unchanged to-day, with sales from the
Eables of 30 bales. Receipts were only
Il bales, against 40 last year. Some
Erading was reported in the f. o. b.
branch around sac for fully good mid
Edling and sac for good middling. The
|cotton futures market at New York
closed quiet and steady to points
bower. The monthly bureau report on
Ehe crop showed it's condition up to
guly 25 to be 772.
The following were the official spot
quotations at the close of the market
lat the Cotton Exchange to-day:
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
SQVlllQl BQDk ! Trust Go.
Capital $3.50, 600.
. JOSEPH ID. WEED, President,
JOHN c. ROWLAND. Vice President

JOSEPH ID. WEED, President
JOHN c. ROWLAND, Vice President.
VIM. F. McSAUHEY. Cashier.
s. I. CLAY. Assistant Cashier.
general banking and exchange busi-
ness transacted.
Savings Department. interest computed
quarterly. .
accounts of merchants, banks and cor
porst tons solicited. -.~ 81.
american Express Company's letters of
crsult issued available in all parts of the
corrections carefully made and promptly
accounted for.
safety deposit boxes ana storage vaults
correspondence invited.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
SEA ISLAND COTTON.
HECelpts and stocks 1900 -O1. 1899 %.
COTTON FUTURES.
""rket Closes Quiet ana steady
2q3 Points Higher.

r., lork' Aug. 5.-Cotton futures
|eu aull with prices / to 6 points
sss, ana during the early part of the
4 t f.., We're weak with prices disposed
IT, surlher ease off under selling for
l '0counts and absence of support
an py sort: There were no cables in
liz lre rom Liverpool. that market ann
W., W. closed for the August hank holt.
az. Early domestic news was rather
n b,a, Oh fact and cut little figure az
.ngar,u enee either way. The Dit con-
earsst was inclined to anticipate a
I ns mn report from Washington. due
Vu ana sold the October and jap
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
MURPHY & CO.. INC.

Board OF. Trade Building, Savannah.
rriVate leased wires direct to New
York. Chicago ana New Orleans.
COTTON, STOCKS AND GRAIN.
New York once. No. 81 Broadway. d
oinees In principal cities throughout
the south. Write for our Market Manual
anu BOOK containing Instruction for
"1oeEs. Wa
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
FINANCIAL.
WALL ST.
OLDEST
esusaT

Money will earn big monthly returns
The investors fund pays seml-monthly
The Oldest established In American. No
certificate holder has ever lost a cent
Payments made to all subscribers every
is days. No trouble No delay. Money re-
funded on demand. Write to-day for par
ticulara, free to any address.
c. z. MACKEY & CO..
Hudson Building, New York.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
BEAUFORT SCHEDULE.

Steamer leaves for Beaufort. Port Royal
and way landings Monday, Wednesday
and Friday at $50 a. m, city time, re-
turning same day. Family excursion rate
(parties OF or more, 50c round trip.
Office, foot of Whitaker street. Phone
$40. H. A. STROBHAR. Agent.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
Open HIGH Low Close
NEW ORLEANS COTTON NARKEr

New Orleans Aug. t5.-Cotton futures
closed quiet and steady.
August .7.S6@7 90I December 77467.5
Sept. :. 1907 AZ January .,72667. eS
October ..7.24@7 .25i February 7.2S07. 80
Now. ..I24Q7.26 March :. 7.31@733
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
Market quiet; sales, 80.


ENTHUSIASTICALLY middling, 1-16;
let receipts, 79S; gross, 79S; stock, A.
O23.
NorfQak- Steady; mdidling, tx: net
eceipts, 3Ol; gross, SO1; sales, 6; stock,
1obl2' Exports-Coastwi 107.
stock, 1855.
Receipts. S47.
Wilmington-Nominal; middling, 81;
P'eI receipts rs; gross, rs; stock, 2,S49.
Fnladelphia-Quiet; n1iddling, s 5-16I
SaYannah-Quiet; middling, TX; net
ss[aeipts, .; gross. s; sales, 80; stock,
New Orleans-Firm; middling, 1-16;
~ receipts, rs; gross, sc; sales, 1,45O;
OIh, ol,lll: Exports-Coastwise. ESQ;
continent, 40.
Mobile-rNominal; s; net receipts. 5;
9ross .; stock, .5,1S7.
Memphis-Quiet; middling, S: net re-
bs siptss. -; gross, 10; sales. SO; stock,
AugQsta-Quiet; middling, 81; net
togoe ne 40; gross, As; sales, 40; stock,
ps ttnnarleston-Steady; middling, tx;
ieI receipts. "a; gross, "a; stock, 1,s47.
I'm Glcl M - Quiet; middling, 81;
Fross n; stock, 5,753.
g. E.ou,rsVille-Firm; middling, 81.
az. 0.i Louls-Cuiet; middling, 8; gross,
eyelpts' 4Sl: stock, 1854.
nouston-Steady; middling, s; net
s s9eip'S' 2Os' gross, 200; sales, %; stock
,st ew 4ork-Quiet; middling, 1-1e;
Etoo iieoelpts. 379; gross. 1880; sales, 147;
ar a. I.o'212. Exports-Great Britain,
81 continent, 264.
tota! To-day-Net, 2,2s6; Great Brit
si5 l9i; continent, 1880; stock, $685.
Consolidatcd-Net. s,1s2: Great Brit
H. H. e'449; continent, s,57s.
"a. t =. since Sept. NET, 7,449. 1874:
S9at h3lltains S,007 217; France, TX, $3.50;
FOnnnent, 1884 O5.
IA
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
FLUCTUATIONS IN FUTURES.

New York, Aug. 5.-Cotton futures
opened dull and closed quiet and
steady. Prices as follows:
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A1rRAI,
fElyor
u GEORGIA
- RYco. II
Schedule Effective June 1e. 1901.
trains arrive at and depart from Gems
tral Station. West Broad, foot
of Liberty street.
SVtn meridian Time-One hour slower
than city time.
Leave Arrive
Savannah: Savannah.
Macon, Atlanta. Covingl
q 4Sam ton, Milledgeville, Ameri-ls6 OOpm
lcus, Albany and interme-
Idiate points.
istatesboro. Stillmore, Bru-I
90 4oamlton, Millen and Ahgusta.lse 0opm
ITybee seashore speciai:I
10 'opmI Bruton. Macon. Aususta1o esam
land intermediate points.
Augusta, Macon, Atlantal
Athens, Montgomery, Co
% oOpm lunlbus, Birmingham, Am IA OOam
CIRCUS, Albany. Eufauaa
and Troy.
Sc oopm Dover and Statesboro 81 48am
accommodation.
s. OOpmDover, statesboro. stili-sl s0am
more and Bruton.
$40 OopmI Guyton accommodation Is6 O0an
BETWEEN SAVANNAH AND TYBEE.
Standard Goth meridian) time. one hour
slower than savannah city time.
LEAVE SAVANNAH.
Daily, except Sunday, 5:45 a. m. a.
M, $3.50 p. m. 40 p. M, 600 p. M. tao
p m e.
Sundays only 7:25 a. m. 900 a. m. hoo
a. M. 2:s0 p. m. 4;20 p. m, 600 p. e.. ?:.e
p. m
LEAVE TYBEB.
Daily, except Sunday. 500 a. m, 100 a.
M. 1890 a m, sos p. m. 645 p. m. els
Sundays only, 500 a. M, s:15 a. m. 1000
a. M, 11;50 a. M, sos D. m. 6:1 p me
s;15 p. m.
sDaiiy. sExcept Sunday Sunday only.
Connections made at terminal points
with all trains Northwest. West and
Southwest.
Sleeping cars on night trains between
Savannah and Augusta, Macon, Atlanta
and Birmingham
Parton cars on day trains between sa-
vannah, Macon and Atlanta.
For complete Information. schedules,
rates and connections, apply to
w. @. BREWER, City Ticket and Pas
eenger Agent 1T Bull street, or
w. r. MCINTYRE, Depot Ticket Agent
J. c, HALLE. General Passenger Agent
e. II. HINTON, Traffic Manager.
THEO. ID. KLINE, General 5uperin-
tendent. Savannah Ca
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06
TRADE AID FINANCE
PLACES TIE AVERAGE
'royprrIoN OF COTTON CROP
AT 77.2.
Futures RISE, THEN REACT.
.,r,rlNE JUMPS A HALF CENT
3'" Fon THE DAY.

.aine Was spirited, and After
-. closing the Price Rose Ac to
New York stocks Feature
1ocuI and TeIegraphic
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06

Augusta, Macon, Atlanta,l
ATHENS, Montgomery, Co
y Wpm lunlbus. Birmingham, Am-ls7 OOarn
lericus, Albany. Eufauaa
and Troy.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-08-06

trains arrive and depart Savannah, ON
@th meridian time-one hour slower than
city time
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
IlEUTRNANT GOVERNOR,
0kotoh e1 the Career Of the Hon. d.
lei III. McNInlaA.

The birthplace of Col. D. H. McNIi
Ian, the new lieutenant governor OF
Manitoba, was in the county of On
tario. near the town Of Whitby, in the
Province of Ontario. The years OF
his boyhood and early manhood, how
ever. were spent in the town of Col
lingwood. He received his education
in the public schools and the collegi-
ate institute of that town and in the
city Of Toronto. His early ambitions
were largely towards military life:
and it was his cherished desire to en-
ter the British army. He took course
Of training in tho military schools Of
Toronto, where he was eminently sue
cessful, obtaining first class cc,tit~
Gates in both the infantry and the cav
airy schools. He was identified with
military organizations in Ontario for
q number of years. and served there
during the Fenian raids at Niagara in
1864, and at Port Colborne in March
and Fort Erie In June, 1856. - In 1870
he was selected for the position OF
captain in the first Red River expedi-
ton under Colonel Wellesley. The
young captain remained in Winnipeg
with the force for year, and returned
to Ontario in the summer of 1871
Coming to Manitoba again in 1874
Mr.. Mcmillan engaged in Winnipeg in
the milling and grain business, with
which he remained connected from
1875 until three or four years ago.
He built. in 1870, the first -four mill
ever erected in the province; and, in
the following year, exported to Mime
apolis the first shipment, as a COM
mercial transaction, of Manitoba's
wheat. He did not, meanwhile, lose
his interest in military matters, but
was ready for active service whenever
troops were required. He was major
of the Ninetieth Battalion until just
before the Northwest rebellion in 1885,
when he resigned, intending to give up
military affairs; but when the trouble
broke out, the old martial spirit was
revived, and he organized, along with
Col. Scott, the Ninety-flfth Battalion,
and went with that force to the North
west. He was then senior major. but
was afterwards in command of the
battalion.-Montreal Herald and Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
GOLD INDEED.
Some Of the OAu Tricks OF Liuui i

Some of the OAd Tricks OF xtouii Al,
Liquid air is, perhaps, the coolest
thing in the world 1t is so sold that a
cake OF ice is like a fierce fire as COM
pared with II, for & kettle o; LIQUID al:
placed on cake of. ice will boil JUS,
as water boils over a hot fire. II
freezes mercury so hard thu. one can
drive nails In it. The story is told that
Mr.. Charles q. Tripler, tic expert
menter in liquid air, recently took q
quart can Of the remarkable substance
with him on a visit to a friend On
the way he stopped in a restaurant tn
eat beefsteak The waiter brought
In a hot broiled steak and placed il in
front OF Mr.. Tripler AS so-a as tho
walters back was turned Mr.. T,rin1a~
hastily opened the can and exposed the
meat to the liquid air. Instantly Tho
steak was frozen hard as rock. When
the waiter came back his rusto,ne,
complained that the steak wa. frozen
So the waiter called the hear waiter
and the head waiter blamed Il all IN
the cook and the cook was at 6 loss n
explain. and the result was That tho
frozen steak was taken back into the
kitchen as mysterious curica:tv,
new steak was broiled for Mr. Trinler
and this one he ate with much relish
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
DOCTOR YOURSELF.

sGonova" Tablets are mailed and
guaranteed by Kidd Drug Company
Elgin, ILL.,, to cure all forms OF diseases
Of Urinary organs and system, Bladder,
ETC., including Gonorrhoea, elect,
Whites, Lucorrhoea, unnatural dis
charges, irritations and alterations of
the urinary organs and mucous MEM
branes never gives structure, harmless
and painless. An internal remedy
with infections combined; only one in
the world. Sent per mail on receipt of
price, So per package or for IS. Don't
fool with cheap substitutes. Retail
and wholesale of j. R. Hurlbut Co.,
pes Moines, Ia. Full line of Rubber
Goods; name what you want.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
ALBA NEWS

Mrs Fine Of Evans spent the Fourth
in Abba with her sister, Mrs. VIM.
tSearcy.
Brown d Woodson have opened up
their law Office in Abba.
\ number Of Hooking and Hilton
people spent the Fourth in Abba.
Born, at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
Boman. baby boy. Mother and
baby doing nicely.
Miss McNeal and brother. James
McNeal, of Mt. Pleasant. passed
through Abba Thursday enroute to
Des Moines.
Sunday was quarterly meeting at
the \. NJ. E. church. Rev. Walden
and Elder Jason Bundy assisted with
the services.
Mr.. James II. Carter of Cleveland
visited Saturday and Sunday in Hill
Ton and Abba.
The band boys of Hilton gave an
at Hilton Saturday. A
number of Albians attended.
Mrs. Nash is the guest of Mrs,
Susan Snoddy this week.
Miss Cora Thomas, from Buxton.
rs visiting at the parental home.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
The World S Wonder
Indian Pile Cure!

Sure cure for piles. Others have
been cured, why not you" l have had
remarkable success in effecting pile
cures guarantee from to 3 boxes
to cure any case of piles. Read the
following testimonial:
have had piles for fifteen years. !
have used all kinds of salves and had
two surgical operations performed
without any permanent relief. l have
been entirely cured by using Burnett's
Pile Salve. L. K. GENEVA,
Meat Merchant, Oskaloosa, Iowa, April
8, 1906
Only so cents box, or upon receipt
of Sc cents will forward Il box to any
part of,the United States. For further
in formation see me.
PROF. T. L. BURNETT,
4O2 South jackson Street,
Mt. Pleasant, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
FRIDAY. JULY II.
KEOKUK NOTES.


The hod carriers gave barbecue
at Kilbioune park the Fourth which
was largely attended. Rev. Reeves
made an address in the afternoon and
Miss Georgia Williams read an es-
say. The evening was spent in dane
ing.
The Bershal band served dinner at
the hall on Main street the Fourth
which was very successful.
Rev. +. L. Smith and family of CO.
lumbia have moved to the city. We
are glad to have them with us again.
Mrs. Yales and sister, Emma An
-.lerson, of Chicago, are in the city
visiting friends.
Miss Minnie Osborn of Macon is
visiting her aunt, Mrs. Robinson.
The u. B. F.'s and L. NJ. T. had
their installation Monday at their
hall on Eighth street. Music was
furnished by Fields brothers,
Miss Eftie Collins will leave in
few days for her home in Moberly.
Mo-. and Master Ralph Teabeau will
accompany her.
Mr.. John Hoskins is visiting diff
ferent points in Missouri.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
CHURCH AND CLERGY.

The Rev. :. G. Fitzgerald. D. D.. has
been pastor Of tie Third United Pres
oyterlan church, Philadelphia, FOR IS
years. 49,.
The Rev. c. S Abbott, pastor OF
Christ church, Newark, II. J., has com
pieted quarter Of century as pastor
of the church. ---~---
The Rev. 4 c. Egs,estoa az Wind
'Sar. Conn. has accepted, tha position
Sr financial secratary Of v-e,eyan
academy at Withdrawn, Mass. has
been trustee o. thu academy foe
Nanv ve-r~ ........ ...-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
Special Train Excursion to
Spirit Lake and OkObOji

Special Train Excursion to
Spirit Lake and Okoboji
Via the Chicago, Milwaukee & Saint
Paul R'y. on Sunday. June %. A very
attractive program has been arranged
for the day at Milwaukee Beach, Ar.
no]ds Park, as follows:
Grand Concert and Musical Program
will be given in the new Pavilion at
1870 D. m. , free to holders of excursion
tickets.
Baseball Game at $50 p. m, Manson
VS.. Mason City. General admission
free to holders of excursion tickets.
Admission to grand stand, Csc.
Five large excursion steamers on
Okoboji Lake, the Okoboji Queen,
Iowa, Illinois and Hiawatha. e5 cents
for the round trip.
The new West Okoboji Iake Park
Pavilion and Restaurant at Milwaukee
Beach will be open for the first time on
this occasion. This is the finest excur-
sion resort pavilion in the west, just
ped restaurant and entertainment hall
&C 30 feet, which will be used for lee
lures, concerts, ETC., also for dancing.
The finest steamboat dock on these
lakes has just been completed at Mil
waul<ee Beach, and all excursion steam
ers make their landings there.
SPECIAL NOTICE. Sleeping cars will
be attached. Reserve space through
nearest agent. Rate for double berth
accommodating two people, $3.50 each
way.
All visitors are promised pleasant
time. The special train will leave Des
Moines at 1890 D. M, on Saturday,
juno ED, and returning will leave Ar
nold's Park at 1880 p. IN Excursion
tickets will be good going and return
ing only on special train. Round trip
rate from Des Moines, $500. For fur
Their particulars apply to the Ticket
Agent of the Chicago, Milwaukee g.
ST, Paul R'y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12

Excursion Rates to the Pan-American
Exposition, Buffalo, N. Y.
via the North Western Line, will be
placed in effect May LIST, and on Tues
days especially low-rate tickets will be
sold with favorable return limits. Di-
rect connection at Chicago, with fast
trains of all lines to Buffalo. For fur
ther particulars, apply to agents. An
illustrated booklet will be mailed on
receipt of two cents postage by w. B.
Kniskern, General Passenger and Tick
ct Agent, Chicago.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
A ShOckinr Inference.

so long as l can make the songs OF
nation. I care not who may make its
AVS remarked the man Of tcite utter
lnceS.
''Erc&t Scott!' exclaimed the man
WHO wields IA axe, "you don't mean
10 tell ne YOU wish you Were the poet
laureate Washington Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
Reciprocal Devotion.

lie - MIS-. Caslllcy has ali the
p money, yet she and her husband seen
to be perfectly in harmony"
She" They are, too. Hes watching
aN the time to get Il chance TO spend
her money, and she's watching him all
the time TO keep him from it.'-Detrot
ErNn IIrCSS
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
BURLINGTON SAYINGS.

The weather continues TO be much
cooler.
Miss Green of ST. Louis passed
through the city Thursday on her
way TO Monmouth.
The lawn social given ut the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Al Drews on Wash
inyton street Thursday night was
an ideal affair and enjoyed by all
who attended. The reception room
was full of attractions, but the most
striking feature was the blooming of
the beautiful plant which was located
in a most conspicuous part of the
reception room and is known as the
night blooming series and only
shows forth its beauty once a year.
Quite n number of people took a
ride on the steamer Sidney the
Fourth. Among those who went
were Messrs. Conden, Drake, Smith,
Brown and Johnson. All spent an
enjoyable evening as there was music
and dancing galore.
On Friday night a trolley party was
given in honor of Mrs. Mary Mackay
of Louisiana, Mo-, who is the guest OF
her children, Mr.. and Mrs. j. w.
Mackay of 3O7 North Center avenue,
by the NJ. r. Il. club. The car was
beautifully decorated with various
-
hours and a half, during which time
music, myth and shouts of laughter
were predominant, the party re-
turned to the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. Tyler where they dispersed to
their many homes. The Burling
1onians have nothing but praise for
the thoughtfulness and kindness
shown by the NJ. II. e. club.
Mr.. Doe Brown went to ST. Paul
Thursday night. All wish him sue
cess.
Mr.. Oliver Folks spent Sunday in
Mt. Pleasant. He was the guest of
Miss Myra McCracken and says he
would enjoy living in the asylum
city.
At the last meeting of theHouse-
hold of Ruth the following officers
Were installed for the semi-annual
term: Mrs. Nettie Ivy, p. NJ. N. G.;
Mrs. NJ. J. Drew, NJ. n. G.; Mrs. Hat
tie Tigg, r. N. c.; Mrs. Mollie Tyler.
n. e.; Mrs. Georgia Brown, II. S. S.;
Miss Hulda Brown, L. S. S.; Mrs. Lucy
Edmonds, r. j. s.; Rev L. S. Douglas.
L. j. S. -..
The Fourth Of Jul y was very quiet
iy celebrated by the colored citizens
of burlington, many staying at home
while others took advantage of the
many excursions going ont of town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clay Reed of Mt
Pleasant were the guests of their
daughter, Mrs. l.. Martin, Thursday,
July 4.
Miss Hattie Taylor of Mt. Pleasant
was the guest of Rev. and Mrs. Hig-
gins On Thursday, July 4.
Messrs. Ben Wheeler, VIM Brown,
Curtis and score of others spent
Thursday, July +, at fish fry, and a
general good time was had
july Fl is quarterly meeting at the
st. Johns A. NJ. e. church, at which
time Rev. Jason Bundy. p. E., Will be
present, and at o'clock he will
preach his farewell sermon to the
congregation and say goodbye to
them after having been their z. E.
for five years. We are looking for
ward to a grand quarterly meeting.
Rev. Jas. Higgins is taking his con
ference claims and dollar money.
Hope all members and friends will
help to make a grand report from
burlington this year.
The Mite Missionary society of
St. Johns A. NJ. f. church will have
an outing at Crepe park Friday,
July ~.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY TIE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

and Practice-Cause and Effect
Values - Necessary Apology - Engage
ment Condolences Erailty of Axtoin'
-"Practical" Art, Etc. Etc.
IT'S bv the things that make us tired
That we are chiefly b!est,
For if 'twere not for these we ne'er
Should know the bliss Of rest,
These lines the poet wrote and sold
Then quickly as he could,
And with the coin thus got he hired
\ man to saw his wood.
Detroit Journal.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
CALIFORNIA AND THE NoRThWEs

CALIFORNIA AND THE NORTHWEST
On every Tuesday in February, March
and April the Iowa Central Railway
will sell one way Settlers and Colo
nists' excursion tickets to points in
California, Oregon, Washington Mon
tana, Idaho and British Columbia at
very low rates-lower than ever before.
Tickets for California points sold on
Tuesdays will be honored for passage
in Tourist Cars of the Iowa Central
Railway on Wednesdays of each week.
For full particulars call on Iowa Cen
raj ticket agents, or address Geo. S.
Batty, G. p & T. A, Marshalltown Ia
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
Fastest on Home Stretch.

statistician has discovered that
the average business walk in New
York is mile in twenty minutes, and
the church-going walk is a mile in
twenty-five minutes. The fastest walk
is that of the homeward-bou Brook
lynltes, mile in eighteen minutes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
They Agreed.

"NIr. Carnegie is the greatest and
most sensible philanthropist the world
ever knew .....
II agree with you, sir. And now
may I ask your business 90
s II am a bookseller. And yUu:"
81 am maker of hardwood book
shelving. ''-Cleveiand Plaindeaier.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
Most Miserable of Men.

''The saddest, most blightcd-life cas-.
[ ever knew" said the Major, '.was
that Of man who received life pass
over q new railroad"
How was that?'' asked the Colonel.
why, the pass was issued before
here was a rail laid-and then the
Dad was never built He has felt
windled ever SINCE - indianapolis
Press. '
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
All His Eauit. of Course.

NJ. G;unpns The Gentiewoman
says a woman should make herself rs
attractive to her husband after mar
.'ia..e as she did BEFORE
Mrs. Grunpps-''I,A. Ny father al
ways gave me plenty OF money to
make myself attractive With. You
lea l.'-StrAN StOriHS. 20,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
TOO Late.

Ue-"And so you refuse me:''
She-'I do
He-''Then, proud beauty, know the
truth. I am the inventor Of 4 success
full DISTINGUISHING machine. Only one
will ever be made, and the woman who
narries me will have it, All, ha!
Farewcll:-New York Weekly. ~.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
Trailty of AXiOnls.

'Constanvy of purpose g one potent
factor IT. Success
oh. -! don't know; I've often &C.
conpliShed b" things by merely
changing my mind - Detroit Free
Press.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-07-12
0odmother ON Wholesale Scale.

Ex-Empress Eugene of France is not
only godmother to the children Of an
immense number of personal friends.
but also to 1884 of her husbands sub
Jects who were born on March 16, 1856,
the day that her son, the Inflated
prince imperial, first saw the light.