The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-04-05
Editorial and Otherwise

The Cuban burden grows heavier the
further 1t goes.
Any man can make at least one woman
happy for life.
When you meet aspecter in the path
Of life, run over it.
The fewer steps man takes the longer
his shoes last.
He who would poison is too cowardly
to stab or shoot.
The Columbus Dispatch reminds Coy.
Longino that Terry is in this State as
we'll rs Scranton.
When a husband calls his wife an
angel, the chances are that he has been
drinking again.
At a certain age man is so much the
better for being bad.
The physician is always a piller of
strength in any community
A poor girl thinks that some of the
rainy day skirts are rather high.
After girl passes 25, she might as
well marry; she will fade anyway.
A man may not have a single reason
for refusing to join club, but he may
have married one.
When young man asks a girl to
share his lot, she always wants to know
if he has enough money to build house
on it.
Lots wife probably turned around to
gurgle a. the sinful baby that lived next
door.
No man has ever conceived more
beautiful thought than the one that is
yet unborn.
Talk up your town for all it is worth
help and invest in Its institutions for al
you are worth.
1t may be proper to precede the father
of your best girl down the stairs, bu
sometimes you have to.
Some mon seem to be pondering will
the muses. when they are only worrying
about next weeks board bill.
A woman never feels perfectly sure o
going to heaven till she has once hae
all her hair drop out.
Most women would rather burn NJ
their husbands library than bunch o
old letters from other men.
If women acted the way they felt hal
the times when they run together ant
kiss they would bite each other.
The Salvation Army has its good uses
In Boston the organization sells coal TO
three cents basket to the poor.
If there is no heaven or no hell som,
people will never forgive themselves TO
having been good in this world.
A woman's idea of being nice t.
another woman is to kiss her and say
"Oh, how lovely that new hat is I" whel
she knows she has had it year.
From the descriptions in the papers o
church wedding, you might think tn
BRIDEGROOM wore nothing at all.
Mrs. Nation has declared war agains
the nude in art, and smashes all venuse
that have left their clothes at home.
Never fool with fool; he might foo
you. Ifyou argue with a fool he will
be doing the same thing that you ar
doing.
During the first ten years of her life
woman teaches herself to be happy; tn
next ten the world and her mother teacl
her to be miserable.
Some distinguished gentleman sal,
that it requires great mental enduranc,
to remain in politics. Doubtless this re
fers to the garbage man only.
The headliness in all the papers ol
Saturday started off by saying tina
Hanna sees the President, but nothing
was said about going him one better.
The new election bill just passed b.
the Maryland legislature will disfran
chise $1,000 illiterate voters Of that State
large majority Of which are negroes.
| During the year 1900 the number G
new books published averaged twsnt
per day. And yet the world expects
man to keep up with the current liters
ture.
The Chattanooga News says that Sci
ator Carter, who talked the Rivers an
Harbors bill to death, was at one tim
In his life book agent and that e.
plains the mystery surrounding the cas-
The Russian Gear is compelled to ski
from one imperial palace to the other
avoid anarchists and dynamite bomb
The lot Of the monarch at the presei
time is anything but happy one.
Those Milwaukee medical studen
who haxed q fellow student 10 death IL
other night should have waited unit
they received their diplomas before cor
mencing to practice their profession.
The Knights Of Pythias fraternity wi
have IN annual gathering at Greenvil
in May. There are $50 lodges in II
State with about 1000 members. Gree
willie is making elaborate preparation
for their entertainment.
The export of frozen rabbits from Ne
South Wales last year largely exceed
that Of frozen mutton. ThereJwere Q
ported from the colony about RsS3,(
worth Of frozen rabbits and little ov
226l, 900 worth Of frozen mutton.
A new process, known - Lawton
has been invented for the prcservati
Of fresh fruit In sterilixed atmosphe
by which, at or before maturity, It G
be stored without suffering deterio
ton. BY means Of fan, cir is fore
through stove containing red hot col