The Iola register., 1901-04-12
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One of the tickets at Paola was dub
bed the ''silk stockings" Which
doubtless received the woman vote, as
it won out.
Adaptation to environment was
shown by the Manhattan Miss who APP
peared on the street with awhile sailor
hat and a fur null,
A flock of wild geese lit on pond
near jewell and nine farmers got one
volley into them, killing thirty. Again
the volunteers score.
Funston's little trick makes the re-
semblance between Aguinaldo and
George Washington so dim even
Democrat can't see it.
A short grass philosopher says a
baby is like a crop OF wheat, it is first
Graded then thrashed and finally be-
comes the flower of the family.
A Pratt minister recently asked a
bereaved widow if her husband died
natural death? mo, sir" was the
reply, "a doctor attended him"
The women of Emporia are com
planning again about foot pads.
Which is about the only variety wo-
men won't stand for under present
fashions.
A Cherryvale man lost gold head
ed umbrella over year ago and a
friend found it and returned it to him
when he moved his office. Within half
an hour he lost it again.
Barney Sheridanquotes approvingly
long editorial from the Hutchinson
Democrat which is headed: "For re-
submission, Democrats must stand
squarely on this platform"
A Lawrence girl has written two
songs, "a Sail to Dreamland," and
Loves Millionaire" They must be
sequels, for Loves millionaires are
usually found in Dreamland.
An Eldorado man had hard luck at
election. He was knocked out by the
others fellows winning and then got
knocked down with stone while look
ing on at the ratification bonfire.
Pittsburg Headlight: Some sneak
thief entered the pig pen of E. S.
Thomas a couple OF nights ago and
stole therefrom litter of pigs born
about ten days ago, and carried it
away.
The Coucordia Press brings Fred
Funston out for President in 1904,
withRoosevelt as svice-president. Then
will the Empire haters wish they
had held few superlatives in re-
serve.
Up at Severy the issue at the
spring election was spring chicken,
whether or not they should run at
large. The fight was warm and the
election the most exciting in his
tory.
d. w. Blaine, of Pratt, had some
bright ideas about farm machinery
which he patented and sold the other
day to a big company in Chicago,
taking most of it out in buggies and
machinery.
1t now develops that the Funston
| lecture tour was arranged for over
year ago, and Funston made the re-
mark at the time that probably when
a dead one"
The newspaper race is so warm at
Olathe that publication day is con-
stantly being pushed earlier in the
week. Nobody knows how many
weeks the subscribers lose annually by
this practice
The dispatches have been full of the
oath Aguinaldo swOre when becoming
an American citizen, but it would be
far more interesting to know what cuss
words he used when he saw Fred Funs-
ton crawl in the window of his retreat.
The practice of making long head
! 1Snng TO Gauapal | "A q 10 hnc al lraC
funny reading sometimes. The Cherry
vale Clarion's biggest type announced
the other day that "Aguinaldo Wants
to See the United States and Mckinley
has Invited him To Observe Arbor
Day." etc.
Among the assets Of the late Charlie
Cross of Emporia was interest in the
Sunny Slope stock ranch. One court
ruled that the money from this sale
should go to eastern banks, but re-
I versal was secured, which means an
additional dividend of fifteen per cent
to depositors.
The Kansas horse deserves a poem.
At Emporia a small boy fell from the
horse he was riding, the saddle turn
2 ing. and he hung with his foot in the
= stirrup, screaming and kicking. But
+ the horse stood still. II man had q
kicking kid hanging to his belly band
he would stampede sure.
I b. Presson, Pressonville, Kansas,
( writes: Nothing like Foley's Honey
and Tar" is the universal verdict OF
!, all who have used it. Especially has
= this been true of coughs accompany
n ing la grippe, Not a single bottle
: failed to give relief Campbell &