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The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27
nuuehSd His niumssers.

John said Mrs. Biilus after the
caller had gone away. Il wish you
wouldn't bunch your blunders so"
wv Lat do you mean. Mariat" asked
Mr. Rillus.
II didn't mind your telling her that
you were ten years older than I. but
you followed II up q minute Inter by
letting it slip out that you were 81. "---
Chicago Tribune.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27
The Handicap of "a Name.

Poppers-No; We haven't christened
the bahy yet. My wife wants TO give
him IL fancy name cut OF book. but l
won't have 1t.
Ascum--Why not2
poppers-Because then he'd grow up
to be homely as blue mud and tough as
nails. never knew 1t to faiL-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27
WflNAasn lmRA.

Tsn't It awful how thin Mr.. Henpeck
In nowr" remarked Mrs. Gabble to her
husband. And he used to be so stout"
Perhaps" chimed In little Willie. re-
membering bis trouble with his bicycle
tires-"perhaps hts wife forgets to blow
him ND regular. like you said she uster."
PHILADELPHIA Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27
A EssaeaxrreF.

B0hty burst Into she house In a state
og high excitement. Ills hands and
clothing were stneared With a liberal
anioaut Of sotne sticky substance. and
bis face wore glow OF triumphant
satisfaction.
Il say. mamma those new people
aerosa the way don't know mnebT he
exclaimed They've got a sign CA
their front dear that says Wet
fsalnsF"
And you are covered with II! You
ought ia te asha rBed o. yourself" said
his mother severely. THAT sign was
pot up TO warn people 10 keep away
from IL"
Yea. ma amsna." Eersiated Botey.
With the enthusiasm oS richly re-
waraesi scleutiflr investigator. "but IL
waEf'i paint and knew H. ttswas
vnrnlah F'-London King. ..
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27
Ahaxs aaap.elam.

On being informed tilas member OF
bis race had bssssn sentenced 10 the f#fi-
itenstary fof forgery. Brother Dse1e y
exclaimed: "Dat's what comes er dis
yer eddicaticn. Thank de good La wd
| never could read or write. en-. what's
me- | Heser wiils"-AtlanIa Constisu-
siau.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27

In Abyssiuia the coffee plant grows
wild In great profusion and derives its
name from ka1a. q district Of that
country.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27

On the first
indication that
your stomach
il out Of order,
you should try
the Bitters. 1t
will strength
en- your diges
tive organsand
cure
Sick Headache
FiatulencY,
Ind digestion
and Dyspepsia
Obtain n copy OF
UoBtettef's Alma
mac from your
druggist. free.
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27

Trains No. conneets with A. d N. n. train
Nc. /, Bnnthbound. at Guthrie.
Trains No. connects with A. & n. II. train
No. q Northbound, at Guthrie.
JSo BURNS, Superintendent
G. Mills. Manager
The Tucson citizen., 1901-12-27

Alum shrivels up the in
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
An Extra Good Bargain in Ribbons

At DC Yard 1000 pieces Pure Silk Taffeta Ribbons, cents yard. See them in our south window.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
Go Way Back

And sit down. That's what some of the know-it-all ward heelerS" were compelled to do only a short time ago; in fact, they'd give you tired feeling. Say, that tired feeling will come on in spite of all you can do. The ladies when not working around the house are generally shopping, on the lookout for bargains. In other words, trying to save money by purchasing where they can get the most for their money Therefore, ladies, read this ad. The men folks, whether in the shop, at their desk, behind the counter or at any occupation, feel tired when they come home, particularly when they sit at the table to kill that which will kill any of us Chunger). The proper thing for comfort in such a case is a well made, substantial, GOLDEN OAK, comfortable chair. Now, that's just the kind of chair we are giving with one pound of our warranted good Bak- ing Powder, 45c per pound. You may ask how we can do it? We simply say to you, don't mind how we can af- ford it; just call in and make your pur chase while we have them. We posi- lively will not sell over pounds to any one purchaser and you're welcome to them while they last. If you like to drink good coffee and are so. unfOr- tunate as to not be drinking the kind We sell, just try pound and see how much better you will feel after your breakfast every morning. Our 25c Butter is captivating everyone. Try it from
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23

There will be an anniversary mass for the late Mrs Margaret Neville aT $ o'clock tomorrow morning at the Sa- cred Heart church.
 Swedish people or any others inter- ested in Sweden will be highly enter tained at Friendly League hall to-mor- row night when Mrs Greda Hjelm will give her illustrated lecture on people and places ill that country.
 MT Hallett will begin rehearsals this evening upon the opera which is to be given by the Friendly League glee club. All who expect to take part are requested to be present at this evenings rehearsal
 In the city court, civil side. this morning, Judge Burpee gave judgment against William Phippeny and his wife to the Reid x Hughes Dry Goods com pany. The amount including costs is S3I61. The defendant after being al- lowed the usual time to file an answer failed to do so and judgment was given by default.
 The county commissioners. finding they could not have come here last Monday for the purpose of examining the applications for liquor licenses nave sent word that they will be here tomorrow and Friday Heretofore 1t was not necessary that all of the commissioners should be present at such session as this will be to-mor- row, but a new rule has decreed that they shall be hereafter.
 very pretty wedding took place this morning at St Johns church, Wa tertown, the contracting parties being James Neeson and Miss Sophia Gam ble. The couple were assisted by Charles Maxwell and Miss Sarah Nee son, sister of the groom. The Rev Father O'Donnell performed the cere- mony. The bride was attired in white silk with pearl trimmings and carried prayerbook. The maid of honor was costumed in blue silk trimmed with Ecru lace and ribbon. Among the out of town guests were Charles Ambrose of Philadelphia, MT and Mrs George Jacobs of New Haven and Mrs Sewell and daughter, Nellie, of Brooklyn, N. Y. MT and Mrs Neeson left for trip to the Pan-American exposition. On their return they will reside in East side, WatertoWn.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
Bargains in Umbrellas
New Black Dress Goods

Satin Venetian Cloth. 54 inches wide, one of the handsomest fabrics shown, value $2.0O.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
M. Der rgin& Sons UNDER AYERS.
 NOTICE.

TO the People of Waterbury and Sur
 rounding Country:
 Having received ill the past twenty ,oa1s in our business a iattering pat Tonage from our people, for which we are deeply grateful, We will make, on Auoust 1, sweeping Geduction III nrices. having everything the business reoures-Hacks, Hearses and the largest and best selected stock of Un- ,aarfaling Goods in Connecticut, four comnatent men to do the work and to do ii right Those are facts that we will live up to. and to be convinced of this. when needing anything in our line sea our goods and prices and save money.
 Rubber Tired Ambulance on call. Rubber Tired Hacks. Leave or tele- nhone orders. Night calls answered. Thomas F. Bergin. 15 South Elm street: residence 102 Walnut street; District Office East Main street.
 Telephone at warerooms, corner Sco- will and South Main streets and at residence, 102 Walnut street.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
Seventh Anniversary
 Sale Bargain Thursday Specials.
DOMESTICS.

l case bleached Sheeting, 4%c ? bales brown sheeting, full yard
 wide, s1ac 10 pieces 46 inch brown pillow
 case cotton, regular 11c, 7Ac 10 pieces extra heavy brown
 sheeting, full 8 inches wide,
 regular 24c yard. 19c 6 pieces turkey red table damask,
 figures and checks, warranted
 fast colors and full width,
 regular 25c and S9c goods, 21 1-2c 5 pieces extra heavy all linen
 damask, silver bleached, reg
 ular 45c, 37Ac 5 pieces grass bleached table damask, warranted pure linen and full width, 49c 3 pieces 72 inch heavy satin fin
 ish table damask, none bet
 ter made, regular $1.39, 97c 10 dozen fringed napkins, colored
 borders, all linen, regular 39c, 29c 72x90 brown sheets, inch hem,
 regular 4215c, 3612c 72x9O b1eached sheets, nice qual-
 ity muslin, regular 50c goods,
 4214c 42&36 pillow slips. good muslin, 7hc 45x36 pillow slips, hemstitched, 1O34c
 COMFORTABLES , cases comfortables, double rib
 bed, well filled covering, war
 ranted fast color, 9Sc , cases comfortables, double rib
 bed, filled with white cotton,
 closely stitched, S1.19
 BLANKETS. cases 10-4 white and grey blan-
 kets, 49c 3 cases 11-4 heavy fieeced blan-
 kets, white and grey, fast
 color borders, $1oO
 NOTIONS.
 Crochet cotton, white or colors, SEC Wire hairpins, two packages for 1c Pure yaseline, 3c Hooks and eyes. 3c Feder's brush bindings, from 7c, 5c Feather line for the waist, 9c Fine stockinet dress shields, 10c
 VEILINGS. Fine chiffon veilings, all colors, 25c
 WINTER UNDERWEAR. Ladies fine ribbed, fieeced lined. vests and pants, 23c Ladies' extra quality Egyptian yarn vests and pants, value 75c, 49c Infants fleece lined ribbed vests.
 121zc Boys fleece lined undershirts
 and drawers, 25c Gents random mixed shirts and
 drawers, 25c Gents double breasted fleece lin
 ed shirts and drawers, 45c denta' camePs hair shirts and
 drawers, from 75c, soc
 INFANTS WEAR. Infants slips, 19c Infants long dresses with en-
 broidered yoke, 25c Infants nainsook dresses. soc Ihldnls christening ropes or very
 fine quality, $10O up Infants long cashmere coats, S1.oo Infants sacques, 25c Infants silk caps, 25c Infants long skirts. 25c Infants primers, 19c Infants bibs, Sc up
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
Untrifnrned
 Hats

The new arrivals are quite different from the seasons early corners. The styles seem to have more dash and are more strikingly stylish than the crea- tions of the earlier weeks. Each day adds attractions to our counters in the way of new shapes and materials.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-23
Foster Hook Kid Gloves

Demonstration at our. Glove Coun- ter this week. Call and examine the goods and get an explanation of their merits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
TEACHERS WILL CONVENE.
Annual Meeting of Northwest Asso-
citation at Phillipsburg.

Phillipsburg, Nov. 1.-THE annual
meeting of the northwest Kansas Teach
ers association convenes in Phillips
burg, November rs and 20, this being
the twelfth session of the association.
The counties of Smith, Phillips, Nor
ton. Decatur, Rawlins, Cheyenne, Sher-
man, Thomas, Sheridan, Graham, Rocks,
Jewell and Smith are in the association,
which are expected to send not less than
500 teachers and others interested in
school work to this meeting.
The officers of the association are:
T. B. Wolfe. of Oberlin, president; R.
r. Richmond, of Stockton, vice presi-
dent; Miss Nettie Byerts, of Hoxie,
secretary; E. G. Ganoung, of Plainsville,
treasurer 1t is said this is the only
teachers association in the state which
holds a charter. 1t is on paying basis
financially, having over $500 in its treas
ury.
The association has succeeded in Sc
curing Col L. F. Copeland, Of Pittsburg,
Pa, for a lecture, as well as Dr. H A.
Cleveland, of Salina, c. A Lewis, of
Phillipsburg, a former well known edu-
Gator. will make the address of welcome.
Followed by the response from J. w
Anis. of Lebanon. principal of the
public school of that place.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
AN OBERLIN WEDDING.
Marriage of Mr.. Edward Durkee to
Miss Virgie Lloyd.

Oberlin, KaS., Nov. 1.-THE marriage
of Edward c. Durkee to Miss Virgie NJ
Lloyd, and the reception which followed
at the residence of Mr.. and Mrs 0. l..
Benton, was one of the crowning So
ciety events for which Oberlin has been
noted Mr.. Durkee is one of the most
mes men of the place, and Is at present
Oberlin Furniture company. The bride
has grown up here, and has hosts of
endearing friends. She is the pretty
and accomplished daughter of W. A.
Lloyd, proprietor of the we'll known
Hoted MetrOpole, which has made Ober-
lin famous Mr.. and Mrs. o. L. Benton
gave the happy pair reception at their
home, at which over $50 partook of the
hospitality furnished by Mr.. and Mrs
Benton, and which this pleasant family
have repeated before on many occa-
SiOnS.
The young ladies who had charge of
the affair at the house and received the
visitors and passed the refreshments
were Miss Lola Mead, Miss Josie Stahl-
bea1, Miss Daisy Warne, Miss Fannie
McCOnchie, Miss Ruby Moser, Miss
Tessie Bash, Miss Grace Cromwell, and
Miss Mabel Addleman. Punch was
served with choice fruits and cake
Before the guests left for their homes
each one wrote their name in an auto
graph album, followed with a sentiment
or motto, and presented it to Mr.. and
Mrs Edward G. Durkee, with the wish
that they may enjoy good health and
long prosperity.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
GROWING MORE DRAMATIC.
Rev. Charles NJ. Sheldon's Sermon
Story of Vivid Interest.

Tommy Randall. the ward boss, is the
most prominent character in the chap
ter of Charles NJ. Sheldon's story, The
Reformer.' which was read last night
to a big audience at Central church.
Tommy Randall was evidently intro
duced for the purpose of making trou-
bic for the hero, John Gordon In the
first conflict between these two over the
arrangements for little Louie KaylOr' s
funeral, Gordon comes off triumphant,
and Randall is obliged topretend friend
ship with the young reformer- Gordon
insists upon having minister in charge
of the funeral services of the dead boy.
The boss objects to this plan, as an in
reference with his hitherto undisputed
authority. Gordon prevails by a bold
display of his legal right as a health Off
Ger, combined with secret fear on
Randalis part of some city hall pulp
on the reformer'S side.
Gordon secured the services of the
Rev. Paul Falmouth, pastor of one of
the leading churches of the big city, to
conduct the funeral services for Louie
Kaylor. He also gets the choir of the
same fashionable church to furnish the
music.
The members of the 81, 900 church choir
are greatly shocked and Disguised when
they find out where they are expected
to sing, but finally consent to perform
their part of the funeral programme.
The services are carried out according
to Gordon'S instructions.
After the funeral, Gordon visits his
friend David Barton, the generous heart
ed, cynical newspaper man, who is dying
of consumption. While there, the two
men discover fire in the direction of
the tenement house district, and decide
to go to it. On arriving there, they find
that No. 81, Mr.. MarshS tenement, is
afire, and the chapter closes with a vivid
description of a little girl, with a babe
oned by the fire on the top floor of the
burning building.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11

its annual reception at the Washburn
college library. This is one of the swell
functions of the college year. Several
hundred invitations have been issued
Word comes from Concordia now that
Albert T. Reid is talked of for repre-
sentative from Cloud county at the next
election. Mr. Reid spends most of his
time in Topeka so it would be handy
for him to look after Cloud county's in
terests as a side line.
Warden McClaughry. of the federal
penitentiary, has been quoted as saying
IN get all of Them" referring to the
escaped convicts. AS far as known the
warden didn't make a desperate try at
Pauline yesterday, and hasn't been out
of his Office chair since the mutiny.
Chief of Police Stahl was unable to
fill his engagement at the First Cum
berland Presbyterian church Sunday
evening on account of the trouble with
the escaped convicts south of Pauline.
He was to have talked to the young
people
1--WE might go out and scare out a
few esca ped convicts." remarked
Topeka policeman Saturday thinking
that Sunday might be a dull day. eff
you met any convfcts it wouldn't be
the fugitive that would be scared out
to my thinking" remarked a bystander
and the people really wondered how he
knew.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
A WILLING VICTIM.
Young Woman is Inoculated
With Tuberculine Virus.

New York, Nov. ia young woman
has just been inoculated with virus
from COW, suffering from tuberculosis,
by DR.. George d. Barney, of Brooklyn.
The solution of bovine tubercule becilli
was injected on each side of the wo-
mans neck just above the clavicle, the
quantity of the injection being about
one and one-half drams The woman
was Miss Emma H King of Brooklyn.
She offered to submit to this expert
ment, it was said. in order that the
medical pr ofession might know whether
or not Professor Koch's theory that
bovine tubercle baciln cannot infect hui
man beings was correct The COW from
which the virus was taken was inocu-
lated with virus of a consumptive per-
son some time ago by DR.. Barney. Dr.
Barney said he was also anxious to
prove that persons suffering from con-
sumption In it's early stages can be
cured by the inhalation OF a compound
of the phenol group. Should Miss King
be stricken with consumption as a re-
suit of the experiment she will undergo
the inhalation treatment.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
AMERICA WILL
HAVE HER WAY.
British Press Yields Gracefully
to Inevitable.
Regards Lodges Speech as VOic-
ing RO0sevelt's Sentiments.
ISTHMIAN BUSINESS.
1t is Believed Will Be Settled
Next Year
In a Manner Honorable and
Satisfactory.
IST HMIAN BUSINESS

London, Nov. 1.-THE Pail Mall Ga
zette this afternoon, referring to the
speech made by Senator Lodge at Bos-
ton on Saturday last, says:
IF, as believed, Mr.. Lodges speech
reveals the mind of President Roosevelt.
this country will have nothing to COM
plain of. The tsthmian business will
be settled next year in a manner hon
orable and satisfactory to both coun-
tries, which means we presume that
America will get her own way in the
matter. The Monroe doctrine is to be
sternly upheld by a great navy. if need
be. This is in the interests of peace
AS the Monroe doctrine does not affect
that part of the American continent
which belongs to the British empire.
the announcement will cause no fric-
ton
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
HAS A NEW SYSTEM.
Earl of Rosslyn Plans to Break the
Bank at Monte Carlo.

New York. Nov. 1.-According to the
London correspondent of the Herald the
Express states that the Earl of Rosslyn.
who recently tried to float a company
with capital of 100000 for the purpose
Of perfeeting a system capable of re-
ducing the Monte Carlo game to a state
of bankruptcy, has secured interesting
results with his new scheme.
On Monday croupier played a test
game with Lord Rosslyn at Nos. 91-93
Jermyn street. where he dealt Trente ct
Quarante cards for two hours In the
morning and again in the afternoon while
Lord Rossly1n played valuable stakes ac-
cording to the system. The result of the
first days play against the croupier was
a win of s., 325.
On Tuesday. November 5. the game was
resumed and at the end of the day, after
several heavy imaginary losses, the earl
had won s., 900.
During the whole of the time occupied
in playing the earl continuously made
puzzling calculations, and always re-
ferred to a big chart, which was covered
with mathematical problems and hero
glyphics, that reminded one of ancient
Egyption papyri.
Sporting men and experts are skeptieal
and say that before any money is invest
ed in the Earl of Rosslyn's system it will
be necessary to the result of 20 900
cOupS played continuously
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
NEW RACING YACHT.
One Ordered by the Kaiser is Receiv-
ing Close Attention.

New York, Nov. 1.-THE kaiser, hav-
ing now ordered a new racing yacht in
the United States, takes the utmost
interest in all the details concerning its
progress, says the Berlin correspondent
of the Herald.
His majesty is firmly convinced that
the Americans build the fastest sailing
boats.
1t is known that whenever the Kiel
regatta has been discussed the en-
peror has usually let out the Sugges-
ton that Americans with yachts would
always be welcome there.
He would like to see fleet of Amer
lean yachts appearing at the Klei
regatta this coming season, thus adding
Importance to the meeting and showing
his rich German subjects what they
might do with their money in the way
of buying beautiful water palaces, for
his majesty is constantly melting his
richer people to buy boats and thus
stimulate the sailors profession, from
which to recruit in time of need for
his naVy
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-11-11
CLERGYMAN'S CHILDREN.
Coffee Being Replaced by Postum
Food Coffee.

81 am the wife of a minister About
three years ago a warm friend, an ex-
emplary mother and the conscientious
wife of minister. asked me if 1 had
ever tried giving up coffee and using
the Postum Food Coffee I had been
telling her of my excessive nervousness
and i'll health. She said: We drink
nothing else for breakfast but Postum
Food Coffee, and it is a delight and
comfort to have something that we do
not have to refuse the children when
they ask for it,
I was surprised that she would permit
the children to drink any kind OF coffee,
but she explained that it was most
healthful beverage and that the child
rem thrived on it. A. very little thought
convinced me that for brain work one
should not rely upon a stimulant such
as coffee is, but should have food and
the very best of food.
My first trial of Postum was a failure
The maid of all work brought it to the
table lukewarm, weak, and altogether
lacking in character. We were in de-
SPAR, but decided on one more trial. At
the second trial, faithfully followed
the directions, used four teaspoonsful
to the pint OF water, let it boil full If
teen minutes after the real boiling be-
gan. and served it with rich cream. 1t
was delicious and we were all won.
/ have since sung the praises of Pos
furn Food Coffee on many, many occa-
sions and have induced numbers of
friends to abandon coffee and use Pos
tum, with remarkable results. The wife
of college professor said to me a short
time ago that nothing had ever pro-
duced SO marked change in her hus-
bands health as the leaving off of
coffee and the use of Postum Food
Coffee" Edith Smith Davis. Appleton,
MA