Evening journal., 1901-08-16

lOl MIN 10 90 Hll-dNItt MOlk.
Every man ought to have pull enough
to pull himself together.
When the policeman thinks he's a
big bug" 1t isn't a pinch bug tha
he means.
Children of yesterday
Heirs of tomorrow,
What are you weaving
Labor and sorrow?
Look to your looms againi
Faster and faster
Fly the great shuttles
Prepared by the Master;
Lfe's in the lOoml
Room for it-ROom!
Yes, teas the proper tipple, friend,
For morning You'll agree
'Tis wrong to have a breakfast end
Without anything but tea.
Hon. Charles A. Towne had his say
on politics and now he is keeping
quiet Mr.. Towne seems to know the
oil business rather better than he does
politics.
II potatoes get much higher it is
likely that they will be served as des-
sert on Sundays instead of being made
regular part of the weekday meals
Herman Elegan, of st. Louis. has
constructed a Turkish bath house to
be run as a trolley car.
Subscriptions in st. Paul to buy a
loving cup for Dr. Justice Ohage. who
had presented the city with free baths,
came in so rapidly that it has been de-
cided to erect a drinking fountain as a
testimonial to the doctor.
Towne-He's the most remarkable of
all the Tammany leaders.
Browne-Nonsense! More remark
able than Croker?
Towne-Yes, because he had to make
his way against such awful odds. He
wasn't born in Ireland, you know.
M. f. Mecartes, of San Juan, San
Benito county California, says he has
invented a method of making a magnet
which will attract gold and silver. The
magnet is a common steel chisel drawn
down to point To this gold and sill
yer shavings adhere tenaciously His
method is kept secret.
The main staircase in William c..
Whitney's New York residence. Fifth
avenue and Sixty-eighth street. is Of
white marble and is carved after n
staircase in the doge's palace in Ven
ice Mr.. Whitney brought the design
to this country and the work took six
months for completion.
"Do you really believe there's a man
! in the moon?' inquired romantic
Gladys as she stalked along the moon
lit beach.
"Why not2" replied Phyllis. ct
isn't Summer resort"
General Alexander Candiano Pop
escO. one of the most brilliant soldiers
in the ROumanian army has just died.
l At Plevna he won high distinction.
taking a redoubt by storm at the head
of his battalion and capturing a Turk
ish flag. He was also known in Rou-
manian literature.
Captain r. G. f. Candage, prominent
in maritime circles in New England
celebrated his 18th birthday at his
r home I'm Brookline, Mass, recently. II
his seafaring life Captain Candag'
sailed over $4,000 miles in salt water
doubling Cape Horn thirteen times
4 both ways.
I Barber-Why don't you get your hal
cut?
], Longlocks-I will some day.
Barber guess you'll have TO TAX
a gas when you do.
Longlocks- Naturally. I'll have Il
go to a barber
Out of 100000, 600 passengers by Sc
all over the world thirty lose thei
e lives; out of the same number by ra
|. forty-seven.
A London architect alleges that S
Paul's Cathedral shows signs Of slir
lping toward the Thames.
Tie Mississippi at the point wher
e It flows out OF lake Itaska, is ten fee
e wide and eighteen inches deep.
e '"rhe road to knowledge nowadays
p said the old pcdagogue. lis too swi
Il and too easy. ITS a regular railroad
r Exactly so" remarked old Profess,
4. Birch. "and it's a railroad with insult
/, cicnt switches"
Coins az the mints are struck-nl
9 moulded. Moulded coins shrink
cooling. and the variations in size he
Ia the Identification of haec coinape