The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-12-05
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as there any cure for jealousyr
Yes" "WhatY THE faith cure
Chicago Post.
Mother Where's papa? Flossie-
He's downstairs. Mother-What's he
doing? Flossie-His bicycle is out Of
breaff, and he's giving j; some more.
Outside the Fence: swIpesey-Did
youse see de last baseball game? Shorty
Yes, all but de last inning. Den's
when de limb broke.-OhiO State Jour
nal
Her Mother-Edlth. don't you think I
you are getting too old to play with lit .
tie boysg Edith-No, mamma; the old /
er I get the better l like them.-Tit- |
Bits.
There are forty counties in our
State" remarks Texas paper, that /
resemble heaven in at least enc import /
ant particular-there isn't lawyer In
any Of them"
Il should think the Sphinx girls would
feel the disgrace. Their father has been
proved common thief" Nothing Of
the sort Why. he appropriated nearly
q quarter Of a million"
Hopeless Task: Larry-Bedadl OF
don't think much av this coal oil exter
mlnator for mosquitoes. Denny-Yez
don't? Larry-No; It takes too long to
dip aich wan In tn oil separately.-Chi-
cago News.
Il hope you appreciate the fact, sir,
that in marrying my daughter you mar
~ large-hearted, generous girl" Il
do, sir with emotionl; "and | hope she
inherits those qualities from her faith
er."-Tit-Blts.
Diplomacy: First Boy-lt's o'clock.
Let's go home. Second Boy-Nit. If
we 60 home now Wen git licked fer
stayin so late. II we stay till eight
wen git Rugged and kissed fer not bein'
drowned.-puck.
Crawford-Did your wife have a good
time in the country Crabshaw-No;
the only thing that reconciled her was
the thought that she stayed away two
weeks longer than the woman next
door-Town Topics.
Hands on: What have you got that
sign, Hands on, posted outside your
works forT" asked the curious lndivld-
ual. Because" returned the jocular
mill owner, my men are on strike. -
Philadelphia Record.
Smoke and Fire: YES it certainly Is
warm family; the son smokes and the
daughter scorches." How about the
father and motherW well, the old
man fumes and the old woman blazes
out at all hours. Chicago News.
Sympathy: "Yis: Mikes on a shtrike-
IT'S wan av thin sympathetic shtrikes,
where they sympat'ize wit other min
that's shtrikin'." AN so We have to
take in washln'T "Yis; have to sym
pati'ze wit the chlldher"-Puck.
Benny's Hedge: Benny Bloobumper
how do we know that the moon Is two
hundred and forty thousand miles dis.
tant from the earth?" BENNY alarmed
at the teachers manner) replied-Y-y.
you said so yourself. sir.-Tit-Bits.
"supposing," said the young man OF
money, Il were to make up my mind
to earn my own living by a profession
What would you advise me to study
Mentor, after gazing at him thought
fully for Il moment simply answered
Economy"
No Monkey Business: He offered t
act as her escort. but she declined tn,
offer, You are as full of airs as ,
hand-organ." he spitefully declared
Possibly" she retorted; but, just tn,
same. don't go with a crank. Chi
cago News.
Her Reason: Did you ever try any Of
these health foodsr' the sympathetic
friend asked of the dyspeptic lady
Eyes" she replied. land I'm not goin:
to eat any more Of them" "Why noty
Because they spoil my Appetite
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
His Preferences. Would you rathe
have something else than piece o
pieT asked the kind neghbor of littl
her. Yes maam." said Freddie
promptly; Il wu'd ruther hay tw
pieces. State Journal.
Not the Grammatical Kind: What /
conjunction asked the teacher
"That which joins together" was ID
prompt reply. Give an Illustration.
said the teacher The up-to-date gl
hesltated and blushed. THE marriag
service she said at Chiyag
Iost
Mistress-Margaret, told you
could not permit you to entertain mai
callers in the kitchen. You had ma
there last evening. Maid-l know q
mum; but that was Tim Murphy.
tur'ble bashful Teller. Ye'd never injuc
him to slip into the parlor.- Bos;o
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