New-York tribune., 1901-04-19

thought would make arrangements even at some
sake That always appears to make such pro-
found impression. ."-(Washington Star.
An old pew opener in English country church
was In attendance on the rector, the church war;
dens and city architect with a view 10
church restoration. Said the architect. poking the
woodwork with his cane: There's great deal or
dry In these pews Mr. Rector" Before the
latter could reply the old woman cut in with But.
law sir, it amt nothink to what there Is In the
pulpit
Mrs. MacCall--How do you like the location OF
Mrs. Hiram Oren-splendid There's police
station just across the street. you know
Mrs: MacCall-Ah! You believe that will keep
Mrs; Hiram onen-No. but It will keep our serv-
ant girl from going away.-tPhiadelphia Press
THE Philadelphia Press says: I'm letter from
Cairo recently received from Yakub Artin Pacha.
the distinguished Secretary Of State for Public In
struction in Egypt. he says: 4 have just returned
from town of Upper Egypt. We went with
Maspero to Luxor where met Sir John Evans
and a number of young men set upon snatchng
from the earth the secrets left therein by our
precursors think that the general results of this
seasons campaign will fine. 1t is whispered that
Petrie has made discoveries which cannot fall to
produce sensation. / hope IL is SO. There Is no
denying the fact that Petrie in addition TO Juvenile
enthusiasm and real genius possesses the art OF
making the most Oh Wndt ne HHus lie dSHd
dilates upon the find of the god Khousuv head and
says: 1T is we'll worth journey half across our
poor celestial atom to see it. What a pity. he
adds. your billionaires should take more
serious interest In Egypt. An American school In
Cairo should be established 1t were fitting that
the youngest of nations should study the oldest OF
Civilizations Yakub Artn Pacha Is not only in
charge of public instruction in Egypt. but is also
antiquarian Of note. He is a member of the
committee in charge OF the monuments and an
tiquites. and his fine private collection Of Arab
coins. which extends from earliest TO latest times.
is we'll known to European experts. He Is
Armenian. 1t has long been the cherished hope
of the Pacha to an American school established
in Cairo on the lines of the French school
FILIPINO DIALECT POEM.
Me mucha bueno hombre 81.
Talk POGO Engleesh way.
Me sabe 'Mericano, 81.
Me sabe all him say.
Me sabe cuss me sabe booze.
Me sabe jag all rite.
Ne sabc dat an say him jag.
Be vera out OF site
Him soldar senorita Tk
Me amo mucha good.
Me spik to her. she kissa him.
An say block of wood.
Me luv him girl. no lik soldar.
Me spik him dat one day.
Him vera mucha say
Him soaka in spik:
You git pronto gait,
Upon yourself or by the guns,
I'll crack yer blasted slate,''
Me mucha bueno hombre ST.
Talk POGO Engleesh way
Me sabe soldar him mad
Me vamoose rite away.
-CDenver Times.
In Tennessee and Georgia the peanut Is known
as goober; in Alabama and the Western Gulf
States ground pea; in the Southeast OF the
United States and in the West Indies pndal
pindar and in various parts of England jurnut.
earth manila nut.
Rivers twho has just won $40 on the electon)-
BY the way. Brooks this is of those donkey
bills. Look at the eagle on 1t upside down. and it's
a donkey's head.
Brooks (who has just lost the s10)-I a
donkeys head easier than that, old fellow by
merely looking in the glass.-(Chicago Tribune