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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
AIischievous Tommy.

Little Tommy-Sister Lillian likes
to have you come here, Mr.. Shocks.
Snooks-Aw, indeed. How do you
know that?
Little Tommy-Well, people always
like what makes them glad, don't they?
Enthusiastically. But how do you
know make her glad?
Little TOMMY heard her telling one
Of the other girls that she just had to
laugh every time she looked at you.-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
The Ones Who Never Smile.

Some people are so anxious to be happy
when they go
Where golden harps are waiting to be
played,
That they haven't time for pleasure or for
smiling here below,
And they'll wake up disappointed, I'm
afraid.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
No HeirlOOms.

Mrs. Oldfam-That set of china be.
longed to me great-great-grand-
mother.
Caller-Did it, really? Why, have
not single piece that belonged to my
great-great-grandmother.
Mrs. OLDHAM (distantly)-Indeed!
Caller-No. We always kept serv-
ants, you Known. Y. Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
A n Rule,

"Why do they call them stepmoth'
ers?"
"Well, I suppose, it's because they
are so inclined to make their first hus'
bands children step around. "-PLila'
delphia Bulletin.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Significant,

Vermilye-There must be big money
in repairing automobiles!
nkerhoff-Think so?
Vermilye-Well, my plumber has
gone into it.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
A Common Mistake.

He thought he had a thought.
A splendid thought, that might
Give happiness to men;
But when he got his pen
He found that it was naught
But just an itch to write.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Why He Was Punishe d i.

II saw you Furnishing your boy to-
day. What was it all about?"
81 caught him in lie"
ooh! well, you can't expect boy
to tell the truth all the time"
"Certainly not, but when he doesn't
tell the truth I want him to be bright
enough not to be caught at it."-Cath-
Ole Standard and Times.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Snatching Victory from Defeat.

Book Agent-Madam, may l show
you z new work
Lady-I believe we have every work
that was ever created.
Book Agent (dramatically)-Even
Gods latest and best work-lovely
woman!
LADY, think I will look at your
book.-Brooklyn Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
The IMdOlent Man,

They say that time is money. So
To luxury I turn
And count my riches here below,
For I have time to burn.
-WashinPtOn Star
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
What He Meant.

"While was out to the stockyards, y
said Hiram on his return to the city
II met bunko buster"
"You mean broncho buster, don't
you?" inquired his wife.
mo, I DON'T" retorted Hiram. "a
broncho buster breaks horses, an a
bunko buster breaks men. I'm busted
Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
PesstmistS.

Some ever search the sky for clouds,
Fen though the day be fair;
| And seeking thus for signs of storms.
Lose all the blue that's there!
-
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Not an Anticip0tOr.

She-So your brother is to be mar
ried? I suppose he is full of joyful
anticipations?
He-Ch, not at all-he has been
married before, you knowledge.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Archie,

Arches an excellent little boy
When he's studying with his tutor.
But when he's out with the other kids
He's a fiend with a rubber shooter.
Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19

Mr.. Owings-Isn't it provoking that
the wind carried my hat right in the
garden of my tailor to whom I still
owe 200 marks ?-Fliegende Blaetter.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
NOT WHAT SHE EXPECTED.

Jack Ford-Bessie told me that she
would never marry man who drank
or smoked.
Ed Stillman And couldn't you
shake her resolution?
Jack Ford-No, but I shook her
Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Why He Quit.

~ thought you were given job in
the public service because of the work
you did for the party"
81 was, but quit"
"Why?"
"Why! Why, hang it all! they're
getting SO blamed particular now that
they want fellow to work for his sal
ary."-Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
A Regular Continuous Perform.

4 HeguIdr CONTINUOUS performance.
Mrs. Peterby-I should not think
you would like to live in such a big
fat building, where there are so
many families.
Mrs. Pincherflat enthusiastically
oh, it is just splendid! You can
watch families moving in and out al
most any day.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Cigars for President Mckinley.

The regard in which the Cubans of
this city held the late President Nc
Kinley was shown on the day before
his relapse, when he asked that he
be permitted to smoke cigar. Senior
F. E. Fonseca, who represented the
Cubans afterward in sending the
floral tribute to the capital, at once
instructed the expert of his factory
to select the choicest leaves of Ha-
vana tobacco and have made 100
cigars, to be sent to the president.
This was done at once, and they were
ready to be forwarded on the follow
ing day, each wrapped in silken tissue
paper, with the presidents name
thereon. His death prevented the
sending of the gift.-N. Y. Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-12-19
Pessimism.

"What do you think of that for a
record? Old Chloe, who died yester-
day, was 81 years old and so years
served in the one family"
'sOh, 1 don't know-who can. tel12
Did she ever give an account of her
self during the other II years2'-N.
Y. Times.
The Conservative, 1901-02-07

"unbaptized persons were never sub.
jected to the Auto da fe" is utterly false.
Still more amazing are the assertions of
the Belgian "privy chamberlain of His
Holiness the Pope' M. Claessens, in
IL 'Inquisition dams les Pays .Bas du
Passe," published in 1885. In the first
place he declares that the Spanish in
QUESTION was IAN exclusively royal
tribunal - the ultramontanist Professor
Pastor, on the contrary, affirms as "a
firmly established fact" that it was IAN
ecclesiastical papal institution" It is
also well known to have been founded
and extended by successive popes from
Innocence III to Sixtus Nv and to have
been controlled by "apostolical inquisi-
tors" Claessens then informs us that
the notoriously cruel Dominican in
qu:sitors in southern France "never
used any other weapons against heresy
than prayer, patience and instruction :"
that "during three centuries the Roman
inquisition never pronounced sentence
of death or any other sentence causing
blood to be shed )" that the execution of
Giordano Bruno at Rome never occurred,
but is "a legend based upon forgery"
More than half century ago Bishop
Hefele of Rottenburg, in his "Leben
des Kardinals Himines," contended that
the papal see in it's relations to the
,ic1, i,,~r CIT 20 30
the prosecuted as it has always been"
Some twenty years later, when the
bishop Joined the old Catholic move
ment and began to realize in his own
person the real nature of the "protec.
tion" vouchsafed to schismatics by the
head of the Romish church, he declared
that eff the hierarchy could have it's
will, pyres would again be erected and
men burned at the stake in the nine.
teenth century"
These few representative examples
suffice to show the kind of evasions,
falsifications and perversions of history
which Count Won Hoensbroech has
undertaken to expose and to refute.
This difficult and somewhat invidious,
but very important task, has been most
thoroughly done and the result is vast
and exceedingly valuable repository of
facts drawn from the most direct and
trustworthy sources and chiefly from
ecclesiastical and monasterial archives,
inquisitorial ordinances and reports,
papal DEGREES and other original docu-
ments of an official character. The
same process of investigation is applied
with equal success to superstitious beliefs
and practices with an exhaustive &C.
count of "the Taxil. Vaughan swindle."
A second volume will discuss the in.
T.
The Conservative, 1901-02-07
Che Conservative.

doubts and difficulties and the resolute
solution of them created no small sensa
tion. Meanwhile he continued for years
to prosecute his historical researches in
the same direction and the desire to
publish the conclusions to which they
had led grew constantly stronger until
it became so intense as to leave him no
rest. He compares this feeling to
warm glow of satisfaction, which new
accessions of truth, like fresh breezes,
gradually famed into fierce flame
burning inextinguishably within him.
Papacy Not Divine Institution.
Such, in short, is the genesis of this
remarkable work, which contains, as
Milton says of every good book, "the
precious life-blo of master spirit"
Its origin and purpose necessarily give
it an essentially polemical character,
since the authors aim is to show that
the papacy in it's claims to be divine
institution established by Christ and
endowed with infallibility in all ques-
tions of faith and morals is "the greatest,
the most fatal and the most successful
fraud in the worlds history" The
present volume treats of the inquisition,
superstition, diabolical apparitions and
witchcraft and discloses the true rela.
tions of the papacy to these sources of
cruelty and delusion. The authorities
cited are for the most contemporary
Roman Catholic writers, who were in
many instances witnesses of the
events described and the authenticity of
whose testimony cannot be questioned.
During the period of it's greatest activity
the inquisition was universally recog-
nized as an ecclesiastical institution
organized and conducted at first by
bishops in their respective dioceses and
later by monks, especially Dominicans,
under the direction of the pope. Now
adays every effort is made by Catholic
writers to palliate the atrocities COM
mitted by the inquisition, or, when it is
impossible to deny or extenuate them,
to throw the entire responsibility upon
the secular authorities. The mere form
of giving the condemned over to the
secular arm for punishment with in
structions to "show mercy" or to "deal
with them according to reason and Gus.
tom" never saved a single human being
from the flames, nor was it intended to
do so. And yet this mockery of mercy
and justice is being constantly adduced
to prove that the church never shed
blood-Ecclesia non sitit sanguinom.
Thus Professor Pastor of the University
of Freiburg in his "Geschichte der
Papsete i'm Zeitalter der Renaissance,
recently completed in three volumes and
covering q period of more than two
The Conservative, 1901-02-07
A REVIEW OF Won HOENSBROECH'S
WORK ON SOCIOLOGY.

Das Papsthum in seiner social kul-
turellen Wirksamkeit Won Graf Won
Hoensbroech, Erster Band: Inquisition,
Aberglaube, Teufelsspuk und Hexen
wahn. Zueite, unveranderte Aufags,
Leipzig: Britkopf und Hartel 1900, PIP.
L, 683.
The fact that second edition of this
elaborate work should have been called
for within few weeks after it's publica
tion. proves general interest in the
subject and especially strong curiosity
as to the methods and results of it's treat
ment by the author. Count Won Hoens-
brooch was educated by the Jesuits and
also became a member of this religious
order. The department of study as.
signed to him by his superior was the
history of the church and particularly
that of the popes, and in order to pursue
these investigation he went to Brussels,
where he remained for some time with
the Bollandist and made diligent use of
this large library. Soon his earnest re-
searches threw an unexpected and by
no means favorable light on the history
of the papacy, which now began for the
first time to reveal itself to him in it's
true character. This discovery by q
conscientious Catholic and an uncom.
promising lover of the truth gave rise to
many severe mental conflicts. From
his childhood he had been taught to look
with suspicion on all non Catholic writ
ings as tissues of lies or at least of gross
errors, the reading of which would be
deadly sin and involve the danger of
eternal damnation. The Catholic youth,
he says, is so thoroughly imbued with
this notion that every attempt to extend
his knowledge in directions forbidden
by the Prohibitory Index seems to him
to imperil the salvation of his soul. In
this connection he speaks of Pater de
Smet, the head of the Bollandist com.
munity as IAN amiable skeptic with
whom I had many an interesting con.
i
his career as an advanced novice the
daily association with critical doubter
instead of strict dogmatist served to
encourage him in the acquisition of
knowledge interdicted by the see of
Rome. He then entered the University
of Berlin, where the lectures of Harnack,
Paulssen and Treitschke and the assidu.
ous and unhampered use of the library
soon brought the as yet green, but grow.
ing fruits of his studies, to their fuller
development and maturity.
The first practical result of this
enlargement of his intellectual
horizon was his withdrawal from
the society of the Jesuits, step
mhich ac q sssch0larD md not q sspriaot -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
Eagle Grove Notes.

Special to Times Republican.
Eagle Grove, April L. Eagle Grove
viii do 100000 worth Of improvements
this year The prospect is bright for an
active business revival. The old James
and Smallpage buildings are being re-
moved and the work of excavat.ng is
in progress.
County Superintendent Angus Nc
Donald is in our city holding a teachers
examination. Many of the senior class
in our high school are awaiting them,
selves of the opportunity TO take the
examination.
Chief Train Dispatcher Daily, Of the
G. & n. w, Northern Iowa division. has
been promoted to The Office II assistant
superintendent and Assistant Train
Dispatched j. NJ. Dudy has been pro-
NOTED 10 the position Of chief of that
department.
Farmers in the vicinity of Eagle
Grows are busy putting in their small
grain. We are informed. that If the
weather permits, the average of small
grain in this vicinity will be large fol-
1901
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
HEAD END COLLISION
Passenger Trains on the Illinois
Central Come Together
at Woodbine.
Engineer Meinzer Of Fort Dodge
Killed and Six Others Ser.
iously Injured.
West Bound Train Failedt to Side.
track and Net Flyer on
Main Line.
,ecial to Times-Republican.

Special to Times-R Republican.
Woodbine, April I.-Two Illinois
Central passenger trains met here last
night at 0 o'clock in a head-on collis-
ion. One man, Engineer Meinzcr, of
Fort Dodge, is dead as a result Of his
injuries another fatally injured and
five others seriously injured. Both
trains had orders to pass at this place.
The Chicago flier, east bound, was run
ming at full speed and had the main
track. The west-bound train instead
of taking the side track dashed at all
most full speed head-on into the engine
of the flyer. Both engines We're demol-
ished and several cars in each train
badly shattered. The dead:
Engineer NIeinzer, of Fort Dodge.
Probably fatally injured: Engineer
James Wheeler. of Council Bluffs.
The following We're seriously injured:
j. u. Jewell, Chicago.
Evangeline Dahl
A. Nichols. colored porter, Chicago.
Aged Italian woman,
p. l.. Pelton, Woodbine, druggist,
badly bruised.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
GRAND J,lnctton..


Grand Junction, April 1.-THE out
lok for farming is not very promising.
the farmers say that with the most fa-
vorable weather from this time on the
acreage of cats sown will be very much
less than, if the spring had been favor
able.
The funeral OF the infant child of Mr.
and Mrs. William Mccain was hold at
the Presbyterian church yesterday.
Bert Carborough has returned home
from Iowa City, where he has jus com-
pietedi a two years of medical course.
The Head Light has changed propri-
etors again. The ruling spirit if this,
the Oldest paper in this part OF the
county, is Charles DeWald.
Grand Junction now has two news
papers.
The school board has re- hired for the
ensuing year, all of the present corps
OF teachers, except one. VINO did not
apply.
The Chicago & Northwestern, Rail
way Company is putting their second
track in condition for
Frank Harvey, formerly of the lum-
Der firm of Harvey Bros will start in a
few days to Eureka Sprinks. Ark.
This locality is very much Cummins
for governor. II is not 50 on Impulse
but has been for Cummins all the time,
and there is no prospect of any change
in sentiment
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
"A TELEPHONE WAR.
Hardin County Mutual Lines Quar-.
rel About Switch Boards.


Special to es-Repubican.
New Providence, April lT-There is a
telephone war now raging between the
different mutuals in this part of the
country. Some of the companies are
trying to be deadshot on all toll lines,
forbidding by their bylaws to connect
With any toll line or any line that is
connected with a toll line while others
are more liberal, being willing to live
and let live. Some of those lines enter
the mutual switch board at this place.
while others are in the union switch
board at Union. These several compa-
MES are trying to connect by conimer-
cial lire. The radicals at this place
While refusing TO have any connection.
with a toll line are receiving messages
and paying a dispatch bearer from one
board to the other are trying to force
the Union lines to pull out OF the Union
switch because of their connection with.
a toll line and refusing to connect with.
them until they do so. on the other
hand the Union lines are refusing to
comply with their request. declaring
that 1t is no worse to switch thru a
board than it is to switch thru man.
They say 1T is no worse to eat the devil
than to drink his broth. Time will tell
The outcome
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
PROFESSOR SANDERS ELECTED.
Rockford Man chosen Principal OF
Bclmond schools.

=
Bclmond schools.
Special to Times Republican.
Belnond. April Professor Sanders,
of Rockford. Iowa. was elected principal
of our high school by the school board
at their regular meeting Monday even
ing.
H. j. Klemme and son Ray returned
from Detroit. Mich, the latter part of
last week. While there Mr.. klemme
purchased a gasoline launch to be used
at Clear Lake. their summer home
j. H. Reese bought 12O-acre farm
near Hickory Grove two years ago, pay
ing $1,000 for the same. Last week he
sold it to II. Haughe for $500.
j. T. kenefick having sold his lumber
and coal business at Rowan. has RE-
turned to Bclmond and now occupies his
city residence near the Catholic church
Allen g. Thompson. an old resident of
Belmond and veteran of the Mexican
war, lies at the point of death with
pneumonia.
G. Sorenson, living four miles south
west of town, is feeding nine car loads
of cattle and five car loads of hogs and
will have them ready for the Chicago
market about May i. MIR. Sorenson
owns $40 acres of land that is worth $50
per acre. Twenty five years ago he arr
rived here from Denmark and worked
by the month To earn money to buy his
first eighty acres of land
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
SHOOTING At BOONE
Quarrel Over Hayward Woman
Ends in a Shooting
ARRAY.
John Pearson Severely Wounded
and Will Probably Die Of
His Injuries.
Public Sympathy Largely With
the Man Who Did the
Shooting.
Special to Tlnes-Republican.

sneciai d, Ti,nac-l . l,i;o.r-
8 :,
i'ooiie' &Ai'iii las q result 81 CONF
ing between husband and wife, shoot
ing ARRAY took place here yesterday af-
ternoon wh,c,, ,,a,. ,,aa,, daoth - ,l,a
5,
.''seiues iei some t'ii'e pasls James
Montgomery, member of the
8, 49, J, :.
= . = " gu
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
Montezuma.
/ to Times Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Montezuma, April l1-Joseph Robin
son, OF Robinson. > Lake, southwest of
here. died last Friday Mr.. Robinson
was one of the early settlers of this part
and was known and respected by all.
The funeral took place Sunday from the
home, conducted by the Masonic frater-
nifty. of which Mr.. Robinson was an old
member
Mrs. j II. p. Robinson, of Grinnell,
was calling on friends here last week.
III. l.. Davis, OF Grinnell. was an over
Sunday guest of friends here.
No new smallpox cases have appeared
here 80 far and as the necessary time
has expired those quarantined on ac-
count Of exposure We're released sIester-
day
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17
sUFFocA1ED IN lAE MUD.
Madison County Man Drowned In a
Muddy Road.

Madison County Man Drowned In a
Muddy Road.
Special to Times Republican,.
Des Moines, April ia peculiar acct
dent resulting in the death of Fred j..
Niblo is reported from Winterset, Madi-
son county. Young Niblo and com
panion We're returning home from town
with a load of wire and fence posts.
They We're driving four horses on ac-
count of the bad roads. The team be-
came frightened and ran, overturning
the wagon, and the wagon turned over
the men We're imprisoned under the high
top box which turned bottom upward.
Shoff got out from under the load and
ran to the nearest neighbors for help.
When the wagon box and load We're re-
moved the young man was taken out
dead. He was lying face downward in
the mud and water, and was apparently
not bruised. and had been drowned III
the mud and water.
He was a son of Robert Niblo. who is
we'll known III this county. He was u
well-to-do and exemplary young man.
universally esteemed
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17

by the use of PerunaI decided to try II
and soon found myself we'll repaid.
81 have now used Peruna sc- about
three months and feel completely re-
juvenrted. Inelieve Yam permanently
cured, and do not hesitate to give I'm.
gtinted praise to your great remedys
Peruna.'
The causes Of summer catarrh are
first, chronic catarrh second, derange-
ments of the stomach and liver; third,
impure blood.
Such being the case anyone who
knows anything whatever about the
operations Of Peruna can understand
why this remedy is Q permanent cure
for summer catarrh. 1t eradicates
chronic catarrh from the system, invig-
crates the stomach and liver, cleanses
the blood of all impurities, and there-
fore permanently cures by removing tho
cause,-a host Of maladies peculiar to
hot weather The cause being removed
the symptoms disappear Of Themselves.
asummeY Catarrh' sent free to any
address by The Peruna Medicine Coz
Columbus, Ohio.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-04-17

so. There will be no bicycle races In
connection with the conference meet.
The medals Of the meet will be very
fine, making the medals of the old W.
l. A. A. look like tin cans, as one mem
Der of the graduate committee ex-
pressed himself.
Some doubt is expressed as to Drake
Universlty's stand in the matter of the
w. 1. "A. A. Iowa would like to have her
enter the conference meet because she
feels that Drake is cutting her own
throat by sticking with the old associa-
ton. That association cannot last
longer than one or two years because
there is no interest in it. When it
breaks up the colleges then left strand
ed may be up tree for an entrance
into western meet.