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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23
DR.. Humphreys

Specifies cure by acting directly upon
the disease. without exciting disorder in
any other part of the system,
So CURES pp,,rs
1-Fevers. COMPOSITIONS, determinations. .25
2-WOrms. Worm Fever, Worm Collie. %
3-TeethinS. Collie, Crying, wakefulness .25
i-Diarrhea. OF Children or Adults. .a5
7-Coughs. Colds, bronchitis o5
s-Neuralgin. Toothaehe, Faceache %
S-Headache, Sick Headsthe, Vertigo .25
lO-Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach. rs
1l-suppressed or Painful Periods .25
lS-Nhites, Too Profuse Periods o.
l3-troup, Larynsitis. Hoarseness 49,. .25
lt-ssit hheum. Erysipelas Eruptons rs
lS-Rheumatism. Rheumatic Pains o5
16-Malaria. ehills, Fever and Ague rs
1s-Catnrrh. Influenza, Cold in the Head rs
-Whooping-C Cough ................,.... .25
money diseases ..,................. rs
2s-NerNous Debility ....................1. 90
3o-t rinary Weakness. Wetting Bed .os
77-Grip. Hay Fever y.
Dr.. Humphreys Manual of all Diseases AT vour
Druggists or Mailed Free ~ Nv 'NNA
Sold by druggists, or sent on recent of nrIcs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

The fool who yells fire when there ~
no fire got in his awful work i'll II Chi
cngo theatre and as result number
of children were killed and many more
were injured. There should be n heavy
penalty for those who thus create II
panic in public places, Noone should
over give an alarm of fire unless there
is II certainty TINT blaze is really in
progress aud even then II should be
donenaquietly undoubtedly NJ possible.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

A recent statement by ex-President
Cleveland to the effect that the term
Of the President should be heightened
and that he should be made ineligible
for reelection, has reopened a subject
Of discussion frequently rehersed
Possibly the best feature about the
proposition is the ineIigibility for II
second term. As it is now president
no sooner enters upon his first term
than he starts to scheme for the sec
ond and IN this operation the country
often suffers to the advantage Of the
blnfiing md threatening politician,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

Pennsylvania Railroad.
THE STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERICA.
PROTECTED THRot6HoUT ~ THE
IntefoctIng SSitcb and Block SgaaI Sptsn
BELTTDERE DIDISTON.
Trains foy Nee York and Fhiiadellhfa.
On and AFTER December g. 1909
Leave Manunka Chunk - and "a 81. IN
i2,27, > Is aud $40 Ii. sunday, -
Leave Belyidere 7.30 and 1905 m, 1873 PSI
and 3 p IN. Sunday, 80 N.
Leave PhilIipsburg 7.l9, $50 and 10 - IN
loo, % and 5.55 p N. Sunday, $40
Leave FIenChtown ~ and HE ii IN 30 3 III
and 80 sunday fs.22 a
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Leave bennington lis IN, L. .,5 All So pm
week -days.
Arrive lambertyille $40 m, 1.2s AMI 4.2lpm
-. -. :.
Leave Lambertville go. s.22 So. ant ll4l
a M, 20S $50 and 70O pm. SUNDAY 45a. nt
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j.ub and - n N. sunday, 9.U9
Arrive Philadelphia lKensipston1 sI7 a. IA
3.l4, 4.5I and 6.25 p. m. sunday, 1912 IN.
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1000 10.ol, II, LOG, - Goo ana . N Sun
Arrive New York. via Trenton, go. Ia.s4 an1
ilSS IN, 2.ia. i53, 7.e3 aud go j. III. SUNDAY
II 80 m
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500, Los III, loo 'sit. so anl b99l III sun
day GOO p
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and 900 a n. Zoo noon 80. 3.62, 100 and ~.
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and S. IN sunday, So pm.
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Leave I.ambertsiIle for Remington 10 m, ~
and 5 Uy m, week days.
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week DAYS.
Leave Eatubcrtvile iot Mauunka Chunk :
1922 IA. -, So and 81 SUNDAY, So Ia.
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days.
Leave Frrnchtown go 1919 N. ? ~ : 30 tu1
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lipsburg and Easton only, To-
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Leave Ptiilipsburg %, . as and Il - IN , a.
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Arrive Beyldcre 70, To- AMI Il - tn 3 ~
G.2s 95s p m. Sunday. % p
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325 6.%6 and 10 % p sunday l304 N.
Additional trains leave Belgidere Tor Manuuka
Chunk 701 aud $50 h III, and = 20 p IN. sunday
100 IN. Returning, leave Manunka hunk i0f
Beiyiderr IS io.is a m, 20. tao and lD.0G , IL.
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

Some Of the best lessons we ever
learn, we learn from mistakes and
failures. The error Of the past is the
wisdom aud success of the future.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

Leave Lambertyille go, 8.22. 81 ana mn
M, 2.05, $50 and 7.00 p. m SUNDAY 45a. "a.
Arrive Trenton 1876 SIS 9.Gy, a IN. iel5, .-5.
0s and Is p Sunday. 9,0g IN
Arrive Philadelphia (Kensingtonl sI7 a. IA
314 45I and rs p m. sunday, 1872 Il H.
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street StHfOn) ~
1000, l0.ol, II, LOO, - Goo and = ? N. sun
day, 1901 III.
Arrive New York via Trenton, Q - laa3 and
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23
The Annual Meeting

"IF OF II GOODS PLEASE YOU TELL
OTHERS. IF NOT TELL Is.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

Leave Frenchtown O.. l0.49 N. 2ng 30 tul
i.54 IN week days ga p III sundays IN pm
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

Leave Philadelphia {kensington) 6.4s 10, 10 ef
l2i0. a N, IA. as and IA IN. week -dass
Leave Philadelphia BROAD Street st4uou) s
and . o. IL. Zoo noon, 80. 352 800 and : ~
y IN SUNDAY s.G2 p III.
Leave frcnlon 7.62. ~ am, 100, 81. 4.I9 p 81
and So p IN. sunday, g 81 II.
Arrive LambertvIlle s.33, 1922 Il IN, Ia. a.
81, IS and s. p III sunday, 81 = IN
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-01-23

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$ 10 ~ ani=Hls9t IN. 3 -
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
The Palace of the Poor.

In London the Adelphia Arches were
famed for a most wonderful collection
OF human waits and strays, and Paris,
1t aIS'ears, has something analogous at
Bagnolet, where there is a marvellous
shelter called by a French Journalist
THE Subterranean Palace of the Poor"
1t has been produced by extensive ex-
cavations under a hill whose soil yields
material for making plaster. Large
fires are kept going to burn this natur-
al production and produce the plaster.
Around these glowing fires congregate
homeless men, women and children, UNI
disturbed If they behave, by the Paris
police.
For years the undermining of this
hill of cozy comfort has been going on,
and pillars have been left standing at
regular intervals, to prevent the top
falling in, which, in the glowing fire.
light resemble. to some extent, the
fairy halls Of the Arabian Nights.
The scene is wierd In the extreme, as
the freight plays upon groups OF rag
ge2 wretches who bask in the generous
warmth, until another winter morning
daw ms and excavation work commenc-
ea when they must go out into the chilly
air and scramble for any stray crumbs
which may fall from the rich mans Ia
bic in wealthy Paris.-Paris Messen-
ger.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
Phy.icians Much Interested.

Northport, Mich, Dec. 9.-The medi-
cal men are just now eagerly discuss
ing a most remarkable cure of severe
case of Kidney Disease in this county.
Mr.. Byron o. Leslie of Northport has
for years been a victim of kidney de-
rangements, with all the consequent
pain and annoyance. He was gradual
IL growing worse, and as the disease
advanced he became very respondent,
often wondering if he would have TO
endure this suffering all his lifetime.
But at last he found a remedy that
cured him in Dodds Kidney Pills. He
was much pleased, but did not say
much about it, lest the good effect he
experienced would not last. Now, how
ever, after nine months of continued
good health he has concluded that he is
permanently cured, and his announce
ment of this has caused profound
sensation among the physicians and the
people who knew of his apparently
hopeless condition.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
weekly Market Letter.

The following market letter is fur
nished by Edwards, Wood q Co.. Grain
Commission Brokers. 8 Chamber or
Commerce, Minneapolis, 80 Board OF
Trade, Duluth:
Dec. 4-Last weeks grain market
was quiet and steady until on FRIDAY,
when an advance began, which has
reached &c per bushel for wheat: 3-Sc
per bushel for Chic. 90 corn; t-Sc Tor
Chicago oats.
The news for the week was the same
as it has been: Large primary receipts
of wheat with good cash demand;
small receipts of coarse grains, with
large demand and advancing prices,
continued dry weather in the South
west. The advance is based on large
buying by the country, continued
drought in the Southwest, and higher
cables There was a decrease IN re-
ceipts on Monday and Tuesday OF this
week, with decrease of nearly 3000.oO0
bushels in the amount on ocean pass
age, and small deliveries on December
contracts have also helped. An IN
crease Of $500, 900 bushels in the worlds
visible supply has been ignored. This
week wheat has shown great strength,
independent of corn, and has led the
advance. Western primary receipts or
wheat were about 100000 bushels for
the week. Exports were 5,117,0O0 BUSH
els. According to Bradstreet. the worlds
visible supply Of wheat has increased
%, 1875, 900 bushels in the last three
" eeks. Primary receipts from July
to Nov. 25, aggregated 144,000.Oo0 bush
els, and exports for the same time were
12S 100000 bushels. Exports OF corn
since July / are but 19,250,000 bushels.
compared with 74,3sSoOo bushels for the
same period last year. Receipts of corn
are very small. The steady advance In
price signally justifies all predictions
made In these letters during the past
month. Minneapolis May wheat is now
quoted at rs sac: May flax, $l.4 IL;
Chicago May corn and oats, 6S IL and
Acc. respectively. We think wheat high
enough for the present. Advise pur-
chases on any material decline.
Write for our private telegraph ci-
pher, explaining speculation. and our
daily market letter, mailed free.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
Some men use all the material they
have at hand in making fools of them
a Curicus custom.

No document can have the authority of
the Imperial throne of China unless II
bears a red mark placed there by the
sovereign. With this seal upon it, the pa
per becomes official. The genuine Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters must have their
Private Die Stamp over the neck OF the
bottle. For fifty years it has been the
recognized remedy for stomach, liver and
kidney complaints. 1t will cure dyspep-
STA, indigestion, constipation and bilious
ness, also prevent malaria, fever and
ague
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
CHEERS AND TEARS.
they Mingle ms nm Army Transport
Salts Out OF New York Harbor.

New York. Dec. 1.-THE army trans
port Crook, with 341 men of the Elev-
enth cavalry, $50 OF the Twenty-sev-
enth infantry. 40 of the hospital corps
and II general cabin passengers
aboard. pulled down the bay last night
and to-day will set her course across
the Atlantic on the long run to Manila
by way of Suez. There were tears and
cheers from a big crowd of relatives
and friends of the soldiers as the trans
rcrt cleared the dock. The transport
VIII make brief stops at Gibraltar,
Malta, Port Said, Alden, Colombo and
Singapore.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12

washington, ID. c., Dec. 4--Not for
many years have the members of the
house listened with such rapt atten-
ton to the annual message of the
PRESIDENT OF the United States as they
did yesterday to the reading OF the
first message OF President Roosevelt.
Every word was followed intently, from
the announcement of the tragic death
OF President Mckinley, in the opening
sentence, to the expression of the clos
ing wish that our relations with the
world would continue peaceful The
reading occupied two hours. but not
over a dozen members left their seats
until it was concluded. Several times
there was applause, and at the conclu-
sion there was an enthusiastic demon
stration on the Republican 81 lie. On
motion OF Mr.. Grosvenor OF Ohio, that
portion of the message relating to the
death of the late president was refer
red to committee consisting Of one
member from each state, to join a sim
laa committee of the senate, to consider
and report by what token OF respect
and affection it may be proper for con-
gress to express the deep senslbility of
the nation to the tragic death of the
late president The speaker appointed
a committee, headed by Mr.. Grosvenor,
and then. as further mark OF. respect,
the house adjourned.
I'm the Senate.
The senate listened to the first mes
sage of President Roosevelt yesterday
and adopted a resolution directing the
appointment of committee, to coop
crate with a like committee from the
house, to consider by what token of re-
spect and affection congress might ex-
press the sorrow of the nation upon the
tragic death of the late President Nc
Kinley. The message was delivered
soon after the senate met. The read
ing occupied nearly two and half
hours, and was listened to with marked
respect by the senators. The first por-
ton. dealing with the Buffalo tragedy
excited the most profound interest in
the senate. AT the conclusion of the
reading OF the message Mr.. Foraker,
senior senator from Ohio. presented the
Mckinley resolution, and, as further
mark OF respect, the senate adjourned
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
shortare in Aceonnts.

Noble Ind, Dec. THE report
of the expert accountants who have
examined the books in the county Of
fees in this city shows a shortage OF
So, 594 in the accounts of c. b. Williams.
who was clerk from 1895 to 1899. and q
shortage of $3.50 In the accounts of ex-
Auditor Calvin Sturdevants.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12

One of the greatest boons a young
girl can have is sensible, good, old
fashioned NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Ladies
Home Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12
I'm the senate.

washington, Dec. 5.-Eractlcaliy lhe
entire time OF the senate yesterday was
devoted to the introduction OF bills ana
resolutions. Two of these measures,
relating to the suppression of anarchy
and the dealing with anarchists, were
allowed to lie on the table so that their
authors, Mr.. McComas of Maryland
and Mr.. Vest of Missouri, may bring
them to the early attention of the sem
ate. The Isthmian canal report was
transmitted to the senate by the pres
ident and several bills providing for
the construction of the waterway, one
Of them by Mr.. Morgan of Alabama,
who has led the movement for the ca
nal in the past, We're presented.
Washington, Dec. 6. - Senator Nc
Comas of Maryland made an extended
and carefully prepared speech in the
senate yesterday with anarchy as his
theme, and was followed by some brief
remarks by Mr.. Hoar of Massachu-
sets on the difficulties in the way Of
dealing with anarchist assaSsins. Mr..
McComas' remarks showed careful eX-
animation of the legal authorities. He
maintained that congress had full pow
e under the constitution to enact
law Furnishing with death any person
killing q president or assaulting me
president with intent to kill, or aiding,
melting or procuring such an act. He
favored rigid provisions in the immi-
grafton laws for the deportation of
alien anarchists. Much of the speech
was devoted to an explanation of the
dangerous doctrines of anarchy, and
the extent to which these doctrines had
been propagated within recent years.
Senator Hoar's remarks were interest
ms, coming from the venerable chair
nan of the judiciary committee, which
will have much to do with the framing
OF any legislation on this subject. He
said that the difficulty was that assas-
sins OF kings and rulers always gloried
In their crimes and were In no wise de-
TERED by the fear of punishment. For
this reason he thought It was almost
useless to multiply punishments. The
most effective remedy he suggested
would be to have the civilized nations
Of the world agree upon some desolate
spot on the earths surface, to which
nn anarchists who uphold assassina-
tion or the overthrow OF government
should be transported. In such a COM
munity the anarchist could carry out
his theories Of living without gov
eminent and the world would be rid or
his presence.
The senate passed bin extending
the life of the Industrial commission
until Feb. Is, next, to complete the
work II now has In hand. The commit
tee which VIII consider an appropriate
tribute to the late president Mckinley
was announced. The senate adjourned
until next Monday.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12

1t isn't what man says that counts;
it's his ability to make others believe
him.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12

am sure Piso's cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.--Mrs. THos. ROBBINS.
Maple Street. Norwich. II. Y. Feb. II. 1900
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-12-12

1t takes game man to make a sue
cessful house hunter.
The Monticellonian., 1901-12-06
GROWING TIRED OF WAR.
Signs that the Burghers Will soon Sue for Peace or an Armistice
 Supplies Running Low.

London, Dec. IA dispatch to the Morning Post from Brussels says it is rumored there that negotiations are about to be opened between the helligerents in South Africa for eith- CT peace or an armistice.
 It appears to be certain that the Boers are tired of the war, and the latest news from South Africa re- ceived by MT. Kruger is said to show an increasing want of ammunition, arms and provisions on the part of the burghers.
 It is not impossible. according to the Posts correspondent, that nego- tiations will be seriously entered up- on before the end of the year.
 A cablegram from De Aar, Cape Colony, states that on Wednesday last 90 Boers attempted to cross the railway between Mafelling and Vry- burg. An armored train arrived and n skirmish took place, in which five Boers were killed and number wounded. On Friday night 40 burgh- CTS succeeded in crossing the railway near Potfontein, going west.
The Monticellonian., 1901-12-06
BOER SYMPATHIZERS.
scuroRize the south Aficnn Dutch and Denounce Their Own and
 the British Governments.

Detroit. Mich, Dec. -Four thou sand Boer sympathizers held a meet ing in Light Guard armory hall yes terday afternoon under the auspices of the local Transvaal league, and applauded the anti-British sentiments of Commandant Jan Krige, who served under Gen. Botha, and Con gressman J. J. Lentz, of Ohio.
 Resolutions denouncing the policy of this government in allowing the 1exp0etation of horses and mules to the British in South Africa; denounc- ing the detention in reeoncentrado camps of Boer women and children and extending sympathy to the Boers now in the field, were unanimously adopted and will be sent to President Roosevelt, with the request that he offer the friendly mediation of this country to the combatants.
 Commandant Krige said:
 "The British must now fight to the end, for if they give in the people in Little India will say that they are tired of British rule and want their independence. Australia will be next to demand her liberty, and I believe now that the Boers' fight for free dom is but the steppingstone to the freedom of the other British colonies As sure as the South African war killed the great old queen, just so surely will the South African war sound the death knell of the British empire.n
The Monticellonian., 1901-12-06
STARTLING ACCUSATIONS.
Schism in the Macedonian Camp Bulgarian Officials in
 Qunndary.

Sofia, Dec. 2.-M. Mihilowsky, pres ident of the Macedonian committee, recently made speech at Narna, in Bulgaria, in which he denounced NJ. Saratof, former president of the com mittee and the Macedonians as agi- tators, murderers and blackmailers. Among other crimes he accused them of kidnapping Miss Ellen NJ. Stone, the American missionary.
 The Maeedonians of Sofia held an indignation meeting here yesterday. Violent speeches were made de- nouncing NJ. Mihilowsky, and in which NJ. Saratof was eulogized as the hero of Macedonian youth. This incident is important as demonstrating the schism in the Macedonian camp.
 Reports received here yesterday from Dubnitza announce increased vigilance on the part of the authori- ties and the police of that place.
 Bulgarian official circles are evi- dently much impressed by the men, acing attitude of the United States government in the Stone affair. They declare, however, that they are un- able to do any more in the matter than they have done already.
The Monticellonian., 1901-12-06
Throw from His Cab an d
 Killed.

The following is a most interesting and, in one respect, pathetic tae:-
 MT. J. Pope, 42 Ferrar Road, Streatham, said
 Yes, poor chap. he is gone, dead-horse bolted, thrown off his seat on his cab he was driving and killed-poor chap, and good sort, too, mate. It was him. you see, who gave me the half-bottle of St. Jacobs Oil that made new man of me. Twas like this: me and Bowman were great friends Some gentleman had given him a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil which had done him a lot of good; he only used half the bottle, and remembering that l had been martyr to rheumatism and sciatica for years, that had literally tried everything, had doe tors and all without benefit, I became dis eouraged, and looked upon it that there was no help for me. Well, said Pope. You may not believe me, for it is a miracle, but before 1 had used the contents of the half bottle of St. Jacobs Oil which poor Bow man gave me, was a well man. There it is, you see, after years of pain, after using rem edies, oils, embroeations, horse liniments and spent money on doctors without get ting any better, I was completely cured in few days. l bought another bottle, think ing the pain might come back, but 1t did not. so l gave the bottle away to a friend who had lame back cant speak too highly of this wonderful pain-killer."
The Monticellonian., 1901-12-06
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

For the navy yard at Charlestown, Mass. q very large anchor has just been made; it is Is feet long.
 About 20,533, ,34S tons of coke were produced in the United States last year, as compared with 3,S17,255 tons in 1896.
 In the palms of the hands there are 2,500 pores to the square inch. If these pores were united end to end they would measure nearly five miles
 Ants have been burrowing under the brick pavements of Council Bluffs la, and removing the sand. One street, for a distance of several blocks. has thus been rendered unfit for travel.
 A mathematician who was curious to know about it has figured out that the weight of the air which encir- eles the earth is equal to that of 581,o00 cubes of copper, each 1,o93 yards square.
 The planet Mercury has been meas ured with the large telescope of the United States naval observatory at Washington by pr. See, and it's diam. eter is determined as APIS kilome. terS (2,65S miles).