The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1901-06-21
FRIDAY. JUNE 2i.IoOi
Qz0RMA1 QlS9EHs
BY Special Correspondents at Erie.

BY Special Correspondents at Erie'
Prof. Merwin's lecture on "Some
C's" was highly enjoyed by large au
dience. 1t was humorous as well as
instructive.
Since Prof. Risdon has made the
statement II ought to be loved" a
number of the young ladies are walt
ing for an opportunity.
The serenaders who were out the
other evening may think they were
not appreciated, but we wish them to
call again.
We regret very much to lose our
chorister, Mr.. Swain. He cannot be
excelled in beating time.
"Mr. Sailors, Luke is the third book
in the New Testament. "-Merwin.
A small company of normalites en-
loved a pleasant boat-ride on the Neo-
sho last Saturday evening,
Union services will be held at the
park, commencing Sunday evening,
June 23d.
Among Our visitors we note the fol-
lowing: Miss Durham, Mrs. Patter-
son, b. F. Roe and Clair Turner of
Chanute; Miss Daley of carlton, and
Mrs. Steinberger, Miss Dora Nation
and Mr.. Newell of Erie.
The postmaster displays greater
heroism than Dewey in Manila har-
Dor, by facing the batteries of the
schoolmarm's retort when no mail is
handed out.
Major premise: man is an animal;
minor premise: a pig is an animal. |
Conclusions: man is pig.-Herod.
Those who spent sunday in Chanute
were: Misses Coppock, Chapple, Ney-
hard and Switzer.
Miss Eulalia Roseberry, from the
Island, enrolled Monday.
Miss Sallie Ellis, who was to have
visited with us Monday, was unable
to be present, causing much disap-
pointment by her appearance.
A refreshing rain fell Tuesday,
bringing Joy to the hearts of the nor
malites, especially those of the male
sex, thus affording an opportunity for
walking with dainty Miss.
What is wrong ?-no agents this
week.
Mr.. Heron has heart trouble.
Both instructors and students have
been doing hard, conscientious work
the past three weeks. The normal
indeed is success.
We have a Topsy in our Institute
who greatly resembles the TopsY of
old. She is Just as free from care,
and is never caughtsin her mischiev-
BUSINESS.
Anyone passing certain house on 6
a certain night might, as certain I
streak Of lightning fecked the sky, {
have beheld, emerging from second
story veranda, white-robed figure.
From whence she came or whittier
che went no one knows.
We were very much in sympathy
with Prof. Herod when he refused to
accept a certain quotation given in g,
the history class.
We would enjoy an occasional ex-
ercise at the chapel from some of our 3
normalites who are well qualified to 6
entertain us for awhile In the morn
ing. We make this as a suggestion {
to our superiors. Many have beauti-
full voices and other accomplishments, 6
which they would willingly display if {
rendered an invitation.
II you wish TO carry on a CORES I
pondence with any young man or ]
lady, give the tip to Ira Mollet. {
keep quiet. children, and learn
those conjugations.
Miss Kate Duffy Sundayed with her
parents near Hertha. By the way,
Miss Duffy is one Of Cur brightest
girls.
Earl Brewster is all right in read ,
ing, but Falls down on his gestures.
Nature, In her abundance, seems to I
have overladen some of our classmates
in stature, and denied others. Fred :
Ruff and Helen Dunsmore are victims
of the latter. They should have