The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-12-22
BRACIMG THE CABINET.
Brand New Suspenders Sent to
Each Member.
A LONG FELT WANT SUPPLIED.

.rcIvrJ From secretaries hitchcock,
Wilson Loou aud o,hcrs.
How the cabinet members cf the ad.
mlnistratlon were completely equipped
aud "nttcd out each with brand new
suspcndcrs ls story worth the telling.
That all classes aud conditions OF men
might tale unfold Of uufulnlled aw-
billions that years and years sumbcrcd
secretly In their bosOms may pass az
an assertion that challenges coutradic-
tion. The poor have their dreams OF
something better In life, and II seems
che rich have theirs OF unrcnllzcd aims
aud uugratlncd comforts. Yet Il may.
after all, rise 10 the position OF n real
downright revelation 10 be told that
comparatively few men. no matter how
exalted their statlon-if Indeed any
men, great or humhle-eo through llfs
with more than one set ot suspcndcrs
This IL the startling substance OF the
disclosure recently made In high otti-
clal circles which led an cntcrprlsing
maker OF suspcndcrs Co send 10 the
president and each cabinet officer spec
linens OF his product FOR the purpose OF
relieving strain obviously of more
slgnlncancc than mere problem of
expense According 60 The Mems out.
nttcr, the whole episode had It's origin
In story which appeared In several
newspapers, as follows;
One evening sher cAhine, dlnnet soms tina
sgo the ccuvcrsstiou ehanccd to turn upon tss
~ IL u al.
h's c.rl' plans toe the Nturc, and when Sc,retary
Wisons turn came the esnisl lovan sails NJ
aUtation has not yct bctn rcalscd ! ~autc,i 20
h wor,h nlhon dollars and have two r.s.i
rairs of ',.,7der Al the same time. As yst
have neither The cabinet unoG,a,ly lsus as1
st this frans confession, and Sccrctar Opeec. ans
a minute, conicsscd TIA, De had never smultan.-
,ousY posscSsed twc pairs q dsrentthls 80.
rcn'crs SECRETARY loug unmarked hat vhca 10
graduated trom Harvard ht had tWo pairs q ~
'nousers csch With ccNl nce "gailasos" Ia
that ths cNpericncS bad us,cr rcsponicl to an CO.
cors, ~hilc ne pcw jastics MsNcnua siia thsS
altAeeee he csnas trom the pAcits SLOPE, too
pam q "aoltugs' were unkrcon O. him an n
the sssse i,i alEht othcrs riaae siannar 90
tcssionS asa snally Scyrctsry Hiss the aea,tAica
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aNd puNlic spirit. promptly and gcnCr.
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