The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-05-10
M E L A N G E.

"A mandamus case is to be filed to
compel Judge Young, at Upper San
dusky, to permit newspaper reporters
to secure the news Of the murder trial
being held there. The madamus ought
to issue.
The superficialityw was brushed off the
stock boom Wednesday and the specu-
lators got down to earth again. 1t
doesn't mean that times are not as
good as they were before the break.
but that business is on a more sub.
stantial foundation.
President Mckinley finally got that
held-up degree of Doctor of Laws at
Harvard university. The vote was by
nc means unanimous, but the fact that
Mr.. Mckinley was once prosecuting
attorney of Stark county, Ohio, won
the day, and he may wear the LII. D.
at the end Of his name if he likes.
Reconsideration Ivor J. Davis, of
the Niles News, in a burst of gener-
osity, prints an invitation to the gang
Of allegel humorl;ts who infest this
section of Ohio, to be his guests at
Niles, Friday, May II, where pipes
will be as prominent as lucky stars"
He adds a personal and particular in
vitation to the conductor of this lugu.
brious freight, which wildcats under
the name of Melange. That is the
kind of an invitation that has been
passed up to us for a good time ever
since we got acquainted with this
sphere. 1t looks cordial on it's face and
one has visions of big feed, great
flow of accessories and a temporary
transmigration, from this vale of the
a delusion and snare. The invitation
would be all right if it were not for
the fact that there is no Friday May
II, that will occur for while yet. In
1901 there is a Friday, May 10, and a
Saturday, May II, but no Friday, May
II. The nearest Friday, May II, that
we can find from the latest ready-ref-
erence calendar, occurs in 1906. But If
the young men who write for the pa
pers abstain till then, they will not be
in condition to enjoy themselves. The
consuming fires burning in the
interior will have incinerated them
completely, and it will be possible to
attend only In the ashes state. But
this may be a scheme of the post
nastereditor to secure some cute little
jars for the mantel in his smoking den.
II the "Melange" man on the Canton
News-Democrat will kindly send dia-
gram to The Mixer explaining whether
his recent outburst was a compliment
or ''roast" he will confer a great
favor. The Mixer does not want to put
On the gloves until he knows how the
land lays.-Painesville Republican.
II was neither a compliment nor a
roast, but was simply reference to the
fact that the mixer" had decided to
mix with the photographic gang. 1t
was shrouded in the deepest gloom and
purposely made so remote and nebu-
lous that 1t might be reprinted among
the Mixers mixed matters without
seeming too prominent.
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"A line or two might be written con-
cerning the Honorable George w. VIII
helm on the don't know when to quit
theory" Mr.. Wilhelm is feeling un-
commonly elated over his victory at the
primaries and has practically conceded
his election in the fall. He does not
reckon with Carroll county n deserv-
nv even honorable mention on the DO.
n(ical map. and seems TO think he has
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