Evening journal., 1901-06-06
SAIDTOWN BILL
TALKS POLITICS
lcnnlt ,ued From Ms Pagel.

- .,me fer the Reglsrs 20 90 up to
M s9 r-toor rase 81 BITS comm e
,v0it hollerin' so N utch Wot
- of bolierin' an nockin an
,,soni,,q That haint argument
~. r,a,lcr Reputl'cans allow as no"
-. Adaix suys votes. Spe AKIN as ms
ss.end I'm free to konfess as no" 'ne' /.
~, 5ast think or the thousands an
.as of aoliers he's pu out OF
- hoo.s aeelin in gas an Hopper
..,.,,.,, down into ent an sussex an
...,,,. IN serkulashun WI lenei
49, .,,,.,+. have no ma rldt valyu peloie
~ .aaix mnde his dash INTO pelis-
u,,,.ttr,.s Sence tltrt time mt oill
., a,, ~. an npl untl to-day
.,.,,.,,, fellers here I'm the shoossr"fi
EA.,se, cells there votes to the uhi'AA
,,.,,,,,n,,ns IN, eleclSshun day an hNes ON
- ...,eosas aurin' the next Two NfFSf.
~ -. their wives takes in wasnh "n
II. ,,,,.s ana GALS picks strawlt'r 'riles sum-
~. t,,. ,,naerlvin prinsipel Of otr uonss
a, o,.o,onv Is the money we ki's ~
n.,tohcr fer voten fer mister RuoiN
,-ardtassas an November Addixism y .
1a,,or-se ..n' device wich brings ease an
ts,nso,t 10 thousands, an wot blEhess
,hem ZOO York an Fillydelfia fellers mas
at "a lex is wot us Addix fellers com
understand. We hain't kickin about L9oN
Kroker an Tom Platt an Mister hw'ts-
Mister Addix an his trends haint inteY-
ferin, ln nun of their affairs-ao WI don I
they attend TO their own blzness an let
me am Mister Addx attend to ourn'
Mister Addix wants to go to the Noo-
nited Stats senit. He's good lookin !,
with light gold hair yaller mustash an
soft bloc eyes. He's got a good hgger an
dresses wel. takes a bath on Wensdays
an Sundays an has all the uther prere-
quisites fer holdin' down the job. He's
expressed n pericclS willingness TO pay
well fer Ii privilege but the peepil here
in Dellyvf IS so burned contrary that they
won't nee ser bi nor sell, an there yu
are He's tun an he kin. In faekt hes
spent more money than emmy luther man
ever did to ST the plase. They blame him
FER buyin tes. Ef he wants them an
CANT git ',;n emmy luther way, wot else
kin he doe
These Reg RepuhlilSlns allow as now
Mister Add dedloclSed the Legislature
in 1885 Well wot Of that? Ef he hadn't
seniter Higgins wud have gone bnck. an
ct he hadn't Kernel Dooponi wud, an then
where wud Mister Addix have bin2 iir
yu want thing yorself. wot's the use or
lettin' sum luther feller git IL? Then they
allow as how our friend eleckted Senitcr
kenney In 1897. The facl0s in the case is
that Mister Addix seen that ef he didn't
put ticket OF his own In the field In the
FAN of 1896 Kernel Dooponi wud be
eleckied Yoonited Staits Soniter i'm the
Spring Of 1897, an he kudn't stand fer
that nohow. So our friend split the Re
publikin party up the back an the DIM
moNats captured the Legislature an
elected Seniter Kennoy. Yu cain't blame
Mister Addix fer that, fer he owed Kernel
boopont grudge am wuz simply payin'
II back In 1893, an agin in 1901 there
WIZ a dedlock. The Reglers wanted Mis-
ter Addix to withdraw an he wudn't do
hit Three Dimmoxrats grabbed our bait
an pulled the kork under. an the thing
busted up an nobody wuz eleckted al
thoush there wusn't a mint durin tho
whole proseedin that Mister Addix wusn't
perfeckly willin' to sackrihse his per
sonei interests an 20 TO Washington
Now he's tryin' TO git the Federil patron
age frum Pressydent Mackinlee an hlt
looks as tho Mark Hanna's give him one
Of these we're gold bricks yu reed abo,it
eFery onct IN awhile in the sittv papers
He hain't goin to git nuthin', an hits All
because Of this yere eternal nockin' that,s
goin on.
Therefore, in the name Of the peepn OF
sandtown, boo has got there FUN share
OF Mister Addix's goodness. / have asst
these felers to treet him fair He's snent
money 20 bl votes he's bustld the Re
publlkin party wide opin; he's hclpea
elect a lot OF Dimmokrats: he's defeated
lot Of Republicans; he's debawched our
eleckterate, an all that. but they sh1d re-
member his goldin hare, his valler mus
tash' his winnin' smile, his fine fgger. an,
the amount Of mummy he's bin putin, in
serkulashun down yere IN Deliywer. This
Nere's got 90 be "a hnanshel an not
roiltkal problem an shud be treeted as
seen. HTS merely question OF wether
me peepu Of Dellywer Is willin' TO sell
tneirseves 10 Mister Addix or not Ef
they'll let him do hit he'l have Dellywer
votes listed IN the Moo York stock Ex-
change an keep the wurld Informed ~
the nucktus shuns in price fer Joon an
November delivery He's wiIiin 70 do
snnythin 10 git there an is deservin ~
oeln snkuredged like emmy luther hnan-
seer.
N glad to no as how our strawberry
patch Is ternin' out so well an hope the
blackberry an rasberries win cum up the
same way Give mi love to the children
an don't fergit TO rub Imminent on that
hay colt's on hind leg an believe me 10
oe Ncre risin husband,
BILL JONES.