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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
To Mothers Of
large Families

In this workAdAy world few women
arc 20 plaeed that physical exertlon
Ia not constantly demanded Of them m
their daily life.
We make a special appeal to mothers
Of large families whose work IL never
done, and many of whom suffer, ane
suffer for lack Of Intelligent aid.
To women, young or old, rich OF
poor, we extend an invitation 10 accept
free advice. Oh, women do not let
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
tn. L.. Family.

The Lee family, which, until tho
civil war, had always been represent
ed in the army, was until the Spanish
war without single member in tho
regular service. Now there are two
Lees in the army and the third will
also probably soon wear his shoulder
straps.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Revolution Of Watch Wheels.

The main wheel Of watch makes
], AGO revolutions in year; the second
or center wheel, S,760; the third
wheel, 70, $50; the fourth wheel, SIS, :
600; and the fifth or scape wheel,
4, 731, $50.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Jo,h's Future.

II guess maybe Josh is goin' TO be
a great financier, an git money by
his brains," remarked Farmer Corn.
tossel.
docs he take such an interest in
commercial affairsS"
"No; but he's got to get livin'
somehow, an he jest won't work"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Honor, Of War.

"But what" asked one OF the mys.
titled listeners, "could the gold stand.
ard have to do with the capture OF
AguinaldoS"
"Don't you see, . said the excited
talker, ''that Funston was after the
yellow boysH"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Not Cold Blooded.

Gothamite--I suppose you may
think we New Workers are rather
severe on your Boston girls when we
speak of their cold bloodedness?
Hubbtie-Not at all; so many OF
your fellows have been frozen out by
them you know.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

During the first six months of mar
ried life, a woman thinks so much of
her husband that she is willing to cook
what he likes, and this Is the time In
her housekeeping career when she
doesn't knew how.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Bound % a, Heard.

Jester-I understand our pastor Is
going to preach through megaphone
hereafter.
Jimson--Why is thatS
Jester-Why, the sleeping mem.
bers Of the congregation snore 80
loudly that the others can't hear.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Char out olKsN.

"Lucy, whcrc's that other tall beau
you used TO have2"
Laws, Miss Nancy, ! done went
back ON dat man; ho didn't have no
taste at all. Dat man wore silver
shirt studs when he had = gol' front
tool
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
ougEN ALgxANpRA.s AUTO

Royal Lady Takes Great Pleasure In
Driving the Machine.
Queen Alexandra has become possess
ed Of a vlctoriette. which she has learn.
ed to drive herself. Seated for two, Its
framework Is articulated. so that II
adapts itself to any unevenness Of road
without stress or strain. The single
motor is Of 4 horse power. Of four pole
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
DO You Keep Horses,

Or cattle, sheep or pigs? If SO you
want good fences. Send for free book
and pictures telling about the best
and cheapest fences on earth. Port
land Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicolai
street, Portland, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Made q Mistake.

Patient-Doctor, would you mind
stopping at the drug store and pay
ing for this prescription. I'm short
of change.
Doctor thurridly writing another
prescription)-Excuse me. / made a
mistake. You don't need any nerve
medicine.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
HsrLck.

The Illinois woman who called her
husband a jackass and then got mad
because he called her his better half
does not seem to know such a thing
as Justice.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

cam a part orphan nowi" asked
the chick OF the hen.
what do you meant" inquired
the hen.
"The incubator was burned last
night, answered the chick.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
The AutomohIIs.

"WilI tho automobile become
permanent fadp"
Doubtful. See how men, outside
OF scorchers, even, were bent on rid
ing the bicycle at first; and look at II
now. -
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Perils Of the ROlss

Three expeditions are trying to
locate the south pole, and six are
after the one at the other end of the
world. This means nine new faces
on the lecture platform next year.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Later.

Again the two illustrious men met.
"Mcsweeney," said the governor
of North Carolina to the governor of
South Carolina, with deep solemnity,
"have you joined the Buffaloes?"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
No Risk.

Mistress-I wouldn't hold the baby
so near the tigers cage, Nora.
Nora (the nurse)-There's no risk,
mum. tn tiger is "man eater, and
tn child is gur-rul.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
prosrss, Among Florida Nseros,.

An industrial school for Negroes is
promised in Florida, thus putting
that state on par with other of the
southern states in the education of the
colored people.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Didn'tLike It.

"What does the teacher say when
you don't know your lessons?" asked
WiIlie's father.
''She says must be a chip off the
old blockhead," replied Willie, and
then something happened.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

At Menlo Park, San Mateo County, CAL, with
Its beautiful. surroundings. perfect climate,
careful supervision, thorough instruction,
complete laboratories and gymnasium, easily
maintains its position In the front ranks OF
schools for boys on the Pacific Coast. Ira q.
Hoitt, Pm. D., Principal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Station fOr Observing Earthquakes.

The academy of science at Vienna
has resolved to establish a novel sta
tion for the observation of earth
quakes, in a silver mine 100 meters
below the surface.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Down in the stosi. Belt.

Visitor-Do you ever s:haye any
smoke consumers in Pittsburgh
PittsbHrger-Yes; each resident
consumes his own share.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
His Reason

First Tramp.-Why didn't yer
swipe dat feller's chainless bicycle
datyer went after last might?
Second Tramp-Well, 1 found out
dere was chainless dorg in de yard.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
Social Training.

Miss Observation-Disclosures, Sir, is
this training school?
Principal-It is.
please, Sir, l wish to learn how to
eat olives"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
EQUAL 10 the Occasion.

Liveried Menial--Me Lud, the car
riage waits without.
His neutrality-suspicious. what?
without horses, me Lud; tits al
automobile.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

"What do think of this idea that
Mars is sending signals?" asked Mr..
Beechwood.
There's nothing on earth in itw
replied Mr.. Homewood, emphatically.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

you KNOW WHAT you ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula 10 plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it Is simply Iron and Qui-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-MRs. THos.
ROBBINS, Maple street, Norwich, n. Y.
Feb. II, 1900
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

Wanted To Know.

Papa-oh, MOI Washington never
told a lie.
Johnny-Who attended to that part
of his strategy for him, pas
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

Baby gets the benefit. Nursing mothers make
their milk mildly purgstiSe with Cascarets, the
only safe laxative for babies. All druggists lOc,
25c, SOC.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

EaTG Permanently Cured. No ffs er nervousness
GttO after rst days upe Of Dr. Klisss Great Nerve
RestoreE Send for FREE g. 90 trial bottle and treat
ise On. H KLINE Ltd. ySl Arch St.. PhadslphiA Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
SIN, Of Spring.

"Have you heard robin YETI"
"No, but I've seen a woman with
her head tied up in towel beating
carpet in the back yard. -
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

This signature is on every box Of the genuine
Laxative BrOmO-Q -Quinine Tablets
the remedy that cures o cold in enc day
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
hst Id.a

Miss Bridesoon-what is your-idea
Of the ideal loverS 4
Miss Yellowleaf-The one who mar
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever Il bottle OF Groves Tastelesl
Chill Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine IN
q tastalesn form. No Cure, No Pay, PFioe bOc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
saloons in GuatemaIa

The Republic of Guatemala has over
10000 saloons and taverns.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

They take possession OF the body, and
are Lords og Misrule.
They are attended by pimples, boils, the
itching letter, salt rheum, and other Gu
taneous eruptions: by feelings OF weakness,
lenguor. general debility and what not,
They cause more suffering than anything
else.
require their expulsion, and this Is POSI-
lively effected. according TO thousands OF
grateful testimonials, by
Hoods TdrSdpGrilLd
which radically and permanently drives
them out and builds up the whole system.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
To uuRE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund the money II it falls 70 cure
8. W. Crow q aignatnEe Is ON each box. &c.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18
ScrOflxLa

! j !. ! !. ] !. ! !. !.
Scrofula s unwelcome legacy, but one which NWSS
the children of blood poisoned parentage must -
accept with all its humiating consequences. is 7S4
inheritance that makes poorer; that brings IA@
wretchedness and disease instead of health and HIWa
riches for the child whose ancestral blood tainted W
with Scrofula the loahsome virus of Contagious ~
Blood Poison is untitled for the arduous duties of
life so long any of the transmitted poison remains
In its veins Scrou1a anfests itself In various ors swoc
neck and throat caah of the head weak eyes, hip bone disc
and offensive and abscesses familiar symptoms a
loss of strength poor digestion and pale boodess compile
sometimes most dreadfy affected erupons breaking out
Scroua destroys bone tissue and Aeh part of the human
When ninstesu years old, and about year - 3
the left side of sok bSssn to SWELL -Four of oned by
the places anced and became running or VINO
sores; risings under left and the suffering
discharge simply awful The doctors said
had the worst Of Sorofula they had ever store e
~ a. 49, y. ~" 49, h-nu-St normal p
Teiisf When yhe phvacians me to hsVs they
the Stands removed DECIDED to try g. g. 8, healthy
few bottles cured completely; signs OF S. S. S.
the terrible disease are LETT other dis
MRS. RICHARD WATSON, seated CO.
Golden Corners, Ohio. e. ~
purity the profoundly poisoned blood and the r strong
to the swollen and diseased glands abobs and destroys the m
and the painful d6gng and other evidences of Scrou
S. S. s. should Be begun Immediately upon the appearance
TOMS where there Is known predsposton to Scrola
ent will be found of great help to those who struggling
disease of heredy any other blood trouble and nv
should you any member of your family need advice ph
fuy give the information you DESIRE for which we make nc
Blood and Skin Diseases free.
TtiR SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. At
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-18

ess complexion. The skin is
lg out on all parts Of the body.
he human system escapes its
whitening, benurnbing touch.
Parents whore blood is pois-
oned by their own misdeeds,
or who themselves may be
suffering for the sins of some
remote ancestor, must re-
store their own blood to its
normal purity and strength,
or they cannot expect
healthy, robust children.
S. S. S. cures Scrofula, like
other diseases of a deep
seated, constitutional charac-
Ga. h-x s.o.Aa.s.so. I:f. IL
New-York tribune., 1901-05-21
A SUMMONS FOR MURPHY.
MAGISTRATE TELLER CHAMPIONS THE
WALDRONS AGAINST THE POLICE
COMMISSIONER.

TIE proprietors Of certain dance halls, which have
caused the district of West Onehundred- tenth
st. be known Little Coney Island" seem
10 have found a champion in Magistrate Zeiler
against Police Commissioner Murphy. who has
undertaken 20 stop Sunday dancing and carousinS
there a: the urgent request of West Side associa-
ton composed Of many of the best people of that
district Zeller actually issued a summons yester-
day for Commissioner Murphy to appear before hlh'
in the West Side Court this morning and answer 10
q charge Of oppression. made by Louis Naldroh'
one Of the proprietors Of the Waldron Dane
tng Academy. at No. PIG West One-hundred-ah"-
.enth-st
Thirteen raids have been made on the Waldrons
dance hall since Murphy made Police com
missioner The latest was made SundaEE; E wneh r;
seven persons Were arrested for dancing, ne plI ;
oners included Louis Waldron When OetecnNe OI
Walsh arraigned them before ,o l,eieT indigna
the Magistrates face eXpressed eAIbee aus - + %
G ereber of tbe force The police force re
fuses TO pay attention to the order and mandate
Of the Supreme Court. Judge Andrews GecldeG
that Sunday dancing is not illegal and ] informed
You of that last Sunday. Nevertheless, you again
bare bring such prisoners before me. These
Murphy does not pay attention to the order of the
eopeI mcompei him to 80 So what right has
the Commissioner or any other officer of the police
Sourt decides If complaint of oppression is made
The Magistrate sat down tremendously agitated.
and Benjamin Steinhardt, who is counsel for the
upon which Zeller issued a summons returnable
his morning. He discharged the prisoners.
Commissioner Murphy said last night that he
you'd comply with the summons. and Assistant
Corporation Counsel would accompany him to court
this morning. Murphy said that more than one
hundred ard seventy-seven taxpayers near the Wal
dranS' dance hall had appealed to him TO abate
the nuisance. telling him that because Of the
carousins there they obliged take lower
rents for their property than it ought bring and
al the same lime they had refused many offers of
high rent from disreHutable persons who wanted
TO live in Little Conev Island The district has
been greatly improved since Murphy began TO
clean il M. and he says he will persist until the
Supreme Court enjoins him.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-21
COLER AND THE MAYORALTY.
CONTROLLER DENIES A REPORTED DEC
LARATION-THE ANTI-TAMMANY
CONFERENCE.

There was a report yesterday that Controller Coler
early in the day and had announced that he would
not be candidate ;or Mayor; that he thought the
Mayors office in the newt years would not be
bed of roses and that great public works could
he prosecuted In the of the next Mayor
When Mr. coler saw newspaper men in the aftet-
noon he smilingy declared that there had not been
a conference such as was reported. and that ne
was not talking politics at present The Con-
troler has said several times recently that he was
not candidate for any nomination and that ne
would not encourage any faction or combination OF
factions 10 nominate MIN for Mayor. His frlends
have understood that he believed ne could not ger
the regular Democratic nomination for Mayor on
account of the opposition of Richard Croker, ana
that ne could not get the Endorsement of the Re
publican organization as independent candidate'
and so he desired to keep in the background. Some
of the who are prominent in the Citizens
Union would like to see Mr.. CoIer made the candi-
date of the Union. but he has tcld them he prob
ably could not accept such nominal tion
Willis l.. Ogdea, the chairman OF the C1tizens
Unions committee of twelve. said yesterday that
the committee had received replies from most or
the organiza tions invited TO a conference on NAV
2S The replies, he said. indicated that all the or
eanizations invited would accept the invitation ana
he represented at the conference. Mr.. Ogden adleu
first thing to be was to encourage union OF
all organizations opposed TO Tammany.
William H. Ten Eyck said yesterday mat the re-
publican County Committee would pc iepreSFuleu
Ipittee of five. Ii understood that ihere was
10 he at the conference on any proposition
New-York tribune., 1901-05-21
AFTER 7. T. NEVINS'.S WEALTH
FRANK D. CREAMER AND OTHERS SEEK
TO HAVE G. EDWARD GRAFT & co.
DECLARED BANKRUPT.

Ex-SheriT Frank d. Creamer John Schlie-
mann and Joseph w Marsh began an action in
the United States Court in Brooklyn yesterday
afternoon to force the members of the stock
brokerage firm of G. Edward Graft G Co. which
assigned last Thursday. into involuntary bank
ruptcy. These men believe that Thomas F.
Nevins the junior member Of the firm and con-
fdental friend of Hugh Mclaughlin. the leader
of the Woughby Street organization is worth
much more than enough to settle the entire in
dehtedness of the firm, and they intend to see
that he does not escape any of the liabilities.
Robert F. Varnum. to whom the firm made an
assignment, is now in charge of the offices, at
No. 66 Broadway. Manhattan and No. 10
Montague-st, Brooklyn. The creditors prefer
to have a receiver Of their own selection. who, if
appointed by the United States Court. would
take precedence over Mr. Varnum. Charles II.
Hyde, counsel for ex-Sheriff Creamer and the
others mentioned above, has filed petition ask
ing the United States Court to declare G. Ed
ward Graft, Thomas f. Nevins and any others
who may belong to the firm of C. Edward Graft
& Co. involuntary hankrupts The object is the
appointment of a receiver who will take charge
of the property of the members Of the firm.
The petition states that Mr. Creamer Is q.
c. editor Of the company to the extent of $4,000,
which he paid account for 1000 shares OF
Peoples Gas. 200 shares OF Chicago and Alton
and 100 shares Of Brcoklyn Rapid Transit. It
is said that last Friday Mr. Creamer offered to
pay the balance Cue on the stocks and demanded
that they be turned to him. Mr.. Narnum
refused 10 accept the money or deliver the
stocks. Mr.. Schliemann says that the firm owes
him fourteen shares of Consolidated Gas stock,
which he received in exchange for stock of the
NewAmsterdam company. The stock was
paid for in full, but Mr.. Schliemann cannot get
it. Mr. Marsh has a claim for $4,000 which he
had paid account for various stocks and
bonds.
In speaking of the action Mr.. Hyde said yes
terday:
This is in no sense a friendly action 10 help Mr.
Nevns out. as some people will probably say. My
clients have directed me to push this action 10
conclusion at any cost. They want TO find
just what personal assets the members of the
concern possess.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-21
FIRST OF BAPTIST ANNIVERSARIES.

Springfield. Mass. May 90 (SpecaD.-The Baptist
national meetings began tonight with the first ses-
sion of the Womans Home Mission Society Mrs
John n. Grouse, Of Chicago, president was In the
chair Mrs. William Nj. Isaac, president of the New
York City branch, rade practical address and
followed by Mrs William r. Taylor vice-presi-
dent for New-York and Mrs b A. Green of Illinois
The evenings exercises closed with an address by
Miss Mary G. Burdette. secretary OF the society
on Solving the Negro Problem by Education
Christianity and Home Training with stereopti-
con illustrations. The beginning was ausriclous as
to attendance and interest There is expecta tion
of a large number of arrivals tomorrow The
meetings continue for eight days.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-21
DON'T AGREE WITH GAYNOR.
TIE 11-sr1cE.s CRITICISMS ON THE RAPID
TRANSIT CONTRACT THOUGHT
TO BE WEAK.

Jobn p Mcdonald. the rapid transit ralIroad con-
tractor would make no reply Yesterday 10 justice
c,yror.s nublished criticisms OF the contract into
which he entered with this city for the construc-
zion or the subway Mr.. Mcdonald takes the atti-
IA that all his energies must be directed to
tho fu1fInent of that contract to the letter. rather
than 10 defending its terms
william Barclay Parsons. chief engineer of the
Rapid Transit Commission. said that his attention
had been called to Justice Gaynors speech, and he
took decided exceptions to t. He said:
In the first place the whole Rapid Transit en-
terprise is being carried according to an act of
the legislature not under the charter at all. At
the time the act was passed il was considered very
wise. and it has been amended and the amend
ments approved by Governors 0dell, Roosevelt and
Black. What the city wanted to get rapid
transit, and this considered the only means TO
get il.
saws that the city has heeu deprived of its proper
share of the profits and intimates that this has
Regarding the first point, the contract was put up
invited from anybody. There were no private neSo-
iations private arrangement The matter was
newspapers '0 and everybodV " had the right and
chance to bid just the same as the successful bid
chise is worth 5000 900 he simply makes state
ment without a particle of evidence 10 back II up.
So GOa0pO 1t may cost good deal more. What
Mr. Mcdonald will make out of this work is So only R
may clear great deal more: he may make a big
loss WPateyer 3 the fraRoRse n is worth s 6f
ey Tber is no nHpn G0sspy ha TP tba road can
earn above its fixed charges the interest on $2O0,
As for Justice Gaynor's inference that the CON
tract awarded in an improper manner through
juggling with the bond, YOU will find on reference
this bond had been reduced.
work at figure that, during the fight Of the Rapid
Transit Board to overcome the opposition TO rapid
as possible or believe could be obtained.