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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
T[A(I|[R5 TROUBLES
A TRYING OCCUPATION FOR WOMEN
WITH DELICATE NERVES.
of q School Room Often Causes
the Health to Break Down.

From the Tribune. Minneapolis. MINI.
Teaching school is an occupation
which has many attractions for cul-
tured women, but it also has many
drawbacks and often affects their
health seriously. Especially is this
so in the case of women with delicate
nervous systems and those with ten
dency to pulm onary troubles. Miss
Mary K. Powers, of Ellsworth, Wis,
is teacher whose health was broken
down by the hard work which the
charge of large school entails. She
says:
''During the winter of 1898, while
teaching school, 1 became subject to
nervousness, which grew worse until
my whole system was run down. My
back ached and at times l was SO
dizzy that could hardly stand. My
limbs were swollen and always tired,
SO that felt no more rested in the
morning than when went to bed. l
was also troubled with a cough and the
food I ate did not strengthen me.
This condition, accompanied by PAL
DdUlOl VI Gl0 HSdIb, hCpu up iOi oCF-
eral months until in March, when 1
read about DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People in Juneau, Wiscon-
sin, newspaper.
81 began taking the pills and in
about week noticed a change for
the better. l felt SO encouraged by
this improvement that kept on tax
ing them until had used three boxes,
and was entirely cured. I always
keep Pink Pills by me and l take
them occasionally when 1 feel the
need of tonic.
s'I believe firmly in the good dome
by Pink Pills for Pale People and
have advised many of my friends to
use them.
All the elements necessary to give
new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves are con-
4 tained in condensed folm, in DIR.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People.
They are an unfailing specific for such
diseases as locomotor ataxia, partia
paralysis. St. Vitus' dance, sciatica
neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after effects of the grip
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low compilations, and all forms o
weakness. At all druggists, or direct
from DIR. Williams Medicine Co.
Schenectady, N. Y, SO cents pei
box; six boxes So. so.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Pointers for Souvenir Collectors

Souvenir collectors will be interest
ed to learn that 100 large tables, six
dozen chairs, twelve dozen work
boxes, II desks, "a dozen knife hand
les, "a dozen cigar cases, 100 dozen
umbrella handles and over 10, 600 pen
holders have SO far been made out of
the only original surrender tree of
Santiago, and the tree is nearly all
there stil1.-New York World.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
A Coincidence.

L suppose it is merely a coinci-
dence," said the young man who is
anxious to learn.
What is?" inquired the expert
enced friend.
The fact that the most sensational
reformers have been men who were so
rich they didn't need any more money
or so poor that they had lost hope of
getting any. ."-Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Break the Rest,

Tuner-Your daughter left word
that should call and repair the
piano.
Mr.. Binks-What's wrong with it?
Tuner-She says three strings are
broken.
Mr.. Binks (confdentially)-Look
here, here's five shillings for your
self. You break the rest of them
Tid Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Conductiyitv of the Earth.

Col. Pilsoduski. of the Russian
army, has, it is reported, just sue
ceeded in transmitting a telegram
without the use of a wire by utilizing
the conductivity of the earth. 1t is
said that the Insignificant force
which will transmit through air dis
tance of only fifty yards will allow
transmission through the earth for
a distance of $50 yards.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Two Points of View.

An emotional citizen of the great
city of Illinois was one day showing
a visitor the wonders of the lake
front. "a few years ago." said he,
.'the lake front extended inland far
beyond where we are standing.
tell you there isn't a town in the
world that's making history as fast
as Chicago isl" It looks to me more
like making geography" replied the
Unconditional stranger.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
The Current Discussion.

DR.. Youngun-No, sir; do not ap-
prove of admitting others than the
physician to the sick room. If the
physician understands his business
he can prepare the patient for the
hereafter.
Mr.. Oldun-You mean if he doesn't
understand his business.-Baltimore
American
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Ills Experience.

Suspense, sighed the condemned
man. "Ah, my young friend; you
don't know what moments of torture
are"
"Oh, yes do," interposed the cal
low youth. 81 have often sat quietly
with only dime in my pocekt while
my best girl leisurely persued the
menu of a French cafe. Chicago
News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
To Remove Spots.

Jester-That man sharpley is a
clever patent medicine advertising
man.
Jimson--Is he?
Jester-You bet Hos been sig
mailing the sun about the efficacy of
his new magic freckle cure.-Ohio
State Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
A ACandid Announcements.

Mike" said Flooding Pete," "de
world owes us living"
YES" answered Meandering Mike
but in order to collect it we've got
ter do something to convince de
world dat we're alive. An dat's toe
much trouble" Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
The Wreck Of the Birksnhcad.

]. johnson, who died recently in
Liverpool was the last survivor of
the famous wreck of the Birkenhead.
the troopship that went down in 81
mons Bay in February, 1852, when
cnly 1874 men out of 638 got ashore.
The troops stood drawn up under
arms on deck till the ship sank.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Where He Was.

A little four year old occupied an
upper berth in a sleeping car. Awak-
ening once in the middle of the night,
his mother asked him if he knew
where he was.
'Tourse I do," he replied, "I'm in
the top drawer %
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Caller Hid Up.

Mistress-Jane, have you ever been
second girl before?
Jane-No mum: allus cook.
Mistress@Then, when caller
comes you take the card, show the
lady into the reception room and
bring the card to me. will then
tell you what to do.
Next afternoon: Jane appearing at
the door of her mistress sitting
room-Caller down stairs in tn hall
Mistress-In the hall? Why didn't
you show her into the reception
room?
Jane-She didn't have no ticket.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Schools in Porto Rico.

The expense of maintaining schools i'll
Porto Rico is very high if we consider the
amount spent for the small number of
pupils enrolled. Education, however, is
always essential to success. In our coun-
try the people are being educated to the
fact that there is sure cure forindigestion,
dyspepsia, constipation. nervousness and
malaria, fever and ague, and that medicine
is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Try it.
Our Private Die Stamp is over the neck of
the bottle
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
A Pekin Musicale.

From the pagoda of the late Prince
Lii Sum Whot we heard strains of
strange and weird music.
Turning to the guide we asked:
What causes that peculiar melody"
Why" he explained, "that is one
of our soldiers playing on his Loot
Baltimore American.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
These Good New Days.

Are my Goldfish balls as good as
those your mother made, David?''
Better. my dear, 100 per cent bet
ter. We didn't have any boneless
Goldfish in those days, and every time
we had Goldfish balls some body got
choked. Chicago Herald.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Losing No Chances.

Genial Doctor (after laughing
heartily at joke of his patient)-
Ha! ha! ha! There's not much the
mater with you, though I believe that
if you were on your deathbed you
would make a joke.
Irrrepressible patient-Why, of
course 1 should. It would be my last
chance.-Punch.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Block Houses to Defend Railroads.

A series of block houses are being
built to defend the railway lines in
South Africa. When the order to
build these block houses was given by
General Kitchener, chain of them
1SO miles in length was completed in
fortnight.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Why He Did 1t,

Mothsr-Goodness gracious, WillieI
What do you mean by spilling the
milk and honey on the floor?
Willie-Susie wanted to play we
was in Canaan, the promised land,
just like the bible. = FIiegender
BIaetter.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
He Would't Back Down.

Miss Jones-Professor, do you dare
to look me in the face and then say
that I originally sprang from a
monkey?
Professor (equal to the occasion)--
Well. really. it must have been very
charming monkey.-Stray Stories.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Evidence.

Struggling minister-There was
stranger in church today.
His Wife-Well, what did he look
like?
Struggling Minister-I did not see
him, but l found a fve-shilling piece
in the contribution box.-Cassells
Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Way Thsy PLAYED Partners.

''They had been married a year be-
fore anybody knew it, and even then
their secret was discovered only by
accident" "Indeed?" Yes, one ev-
ening at card party, they thought
lessly played partners, and the way
they quarreled let the whole thing
out!"-Detroit Free Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Smiths H.ndicap.

Rev. DR.. Thirdly wish to an
nounce brethren and sisters, that next
Sunday my place in this pulpit will
be occupied by the Rev. Mr.. Smith.
We will now sing three verses of
hymn No. 1876, "That Awful Day Will
Surely Come"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Arriving at a Total.

Tax Collector-How much is your
husband worth?
Mrs. Wise-About million.
Tax Collector-Are you sure?
Mrs. Wise-Oh, yes. You see, the
jury awarded him $4,000 for the loss
of a finger. 1 think in proportion the
rest of him would be worth about 500
times as much.-Chicago News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Bitter Experience.

Mrs. Rasin Kane-Oh! Rasin;
there's the wedding march. Do you
remember when we marched up the
aisle to it ten years ago?
Mr.. Raisin Kane-Yes, and I have
been marching ever since.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
A Battle of Giants.

''smithers can tell as good a fish
story as anybody l know. 1 told
him an awful whopper the other
night, but he matched it."
"How?',
"Said he believed it.-Stray Stories.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Strong Provocation.

Johnnie, you must never inter-
rupt any one when they are speak
ing"
''Not even to correct such bad
grammar as don't, MAJ"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Thoss Low Charactsrs.

Greene-That fellow in the short
coat was a wonderfully fluent talker.
Gray-Yes. was wondering wheth-
er he was labor agitator or only just
prizefghter. Boston Transcript.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
100000 W0mN

Have been restored to health
by Lydia e. Pis8lkhansSs Neg0.
table Compound. Their lot
t0s's are ON fife and prove fssks
statement to be a fact, mot a
moro boast When a sss0dE-
CIl3e Eas been sGOO0ssfI In
curling 50 many women, you
cannot WeH say without ary-
fsg #" do mot b0Ifev0 II
will kseLp sss0sO
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Expert TestimonN.

Jenkins has just wrote a book on
How to Succeed L."
81 wonder if it will be a success. :"
cit ought to be, Jenkins has failed
at everything else. -
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Very Probable.

Teacher-What led Columbus to
conclude the world was round.
Bright Boy-Well, his experience
with it proved that it was anything
but uare.-Boston Transcript.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing. Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION is an iufal-
lible medicine for coughs and colds.--N.
W. SAMUEL. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. II,
1900
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

EaT@ Permanently Cured. No lts or nervousne;
THO after first days of DIR. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE trial bottle and treat
ise. DE-. R. KLINE Ltd. .g3l ArchSt Philadelphia Pa
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Americana L.
Tenn.

M kTTFn Every man, woman and child suffer-
WAWlkII ing with colds, asthma, Group pneu-
WAhv IL monia or consumption to write
American Lung Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

Every widow even to the 3O0-pound
thetic figure in black"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
A Genuine Surprise.

Her Mother-I saw him kiss you
1 am terribly shocked. did not
imagine for a moment he would dare
take such liberty.
Herself-Nor did I, ma. In fact,
I bet him a pair of gloves he daren't
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
First Fire Engine in 1871.

The first fire engine used in this coun-
try was brought from England to New
York in 1871.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Up-to.Now.

''Have you hay fever?
mo; that's old. have the cleo
trio fan sniffies.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

Brooklyn, N. Y, Oct. 31st.-After investigat
ing Garfield Tea, which is quite universally
acknowledged to be the best family remedy, it
is not difficult to explain its success-it is the
medicine for GOOD RESULTS. 1t il manu-
factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their
new and attractive labratory and il made
wholly from simple, sweet and withal health
herb cure for constipation and sick headache
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
4 DisasreeabIs Characteristic.

Katharine detest that Mr.. Tif-
fngton.
Margaret-Why, Katharine?
"Oh, he's the kind of man who al
ways calls when you are expecting
somebody else who doesn't come
Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
The JmdH
of the Back

That is where some people feel
weak all the time.
They are likely to be respondent
and it is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble as if they hadn't
enough already.
The fact is their kidneys are
weak, either naturally or because
of sickness, exposure, worry or
other influences.
"I am thankful to say" writes J. L. Camp
bell. of Sycamore Ill, that Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla has cured me. For many years was
troubled with backache. At times I was so
bad had to be helped from the bed or chair.
am now well and strong and free from pain. "
What this great medicine did for him it has
done for others.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12

Most girls who look sweet at men
don't mean 1t.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Hoods CarS0p0riLL0

Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. Begin treatment with
Hoods TODAY.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Rearing-down Feeling

Womb troubles, causing pain, weight, and
backache, instantly relieved and perma-
nently cured by its use. Under all circum-
stances it acts in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system, and is as
harmless as water.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-12
Backache.

It has cured more cases Of Backache and
Leucorrhea than any other remedy the
world has ever known. It is almost infallible
in such cases. It dissolves and expels
Tumors from the Uterus in an early stage
of development, and checks any tendency
to cancerous humors.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
How Itlepone.

The first object in life with the
American people is to "get rich;" the
second, how to regain good health.
The first can be obtained by energy,
honesty ond saying; the second, good
healthy by using Green's August
Flower. Should you be desponde nt
sufferer from any of the effects of Dys-
pepsia, Liver Complaint, Appendicitis,
Indigestion, ETC., such as Sick Head
ache, Palpitation of the Heart, Sour
Stomach, lIabitual Costiveness, Dir
illness OF the Head, Nervous Pros
tration, Low Spirits, etc, you need not
suffer another day. Two doses of the
well-known August Flower will relieve
you at once. Go 10 Grant Holden and
get sample bottle free. Regular size,
75cts. Get Green's Prize Almanac.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
Among The Churches.

Fir. Cullinane will hold services in
the Catholic church, Brockway, Sun
day, June %, at $3.50 a. IN. and in
Michaels' hall, Yale, at 1880.
The Simpson Park Association haye
secured the services of Rev. Joshua
Stansteld, Of Bay City, for three days
of this seasons meeting. Camp-meet-
ing dates July 20 to Aug. 4.
The Ladies' Union of the NJ. e..
church drove out to Mrs. Chas. Rich
ardson's on Wednesday afternoon for
their weekly meeting. Supper was
served and all report very pleasant
time.
J. Franklin Baxter from Hiram
(Ohio) University will preach in
Lords day morning next. The pastor
"Office and Work of Holy Spirit"
The Rev. Blake, of MELVIN, will
preach in the NJ. f. church, Yale, next
Sunday morning and evening. The
pastor will be present to assist. The
evening service will be devoted to
missions and beneyolence in general.
Rev. ]. +. II. Harrison, former
pastor Of the NJ. Z. church here de-
livered the baccalaureate sermon to the
graduating class of the Port Austin
High School at the Baptist church in
that village Sunday evening, June 16.
The children's exercises in the Pres
byterian church last Sunday morning
passed off very successfully and each
number on the program was rendered
in q pleasing and satisfactory manner.
Not much more than q week had been
used for practicing and taking into
consideration the few rehearsals the
children certainly did extremely we'll.
Children's day in the Sunday schools
should be encouraged and efforts put
forth to make it Il blessed day for the
children each year.
On Friday evening, June 2Sth, a
committee appointed by Flint Presby-
terry will induct Rev. G. D. Ellis into
pastoral Office of the Yale church.
Rev. ID. A. Goodwillie will preside,
PROFOUND the constitutional questions,
and charge the pastor; Rev. VIM. Coul-
ter will charge the congregation. The
sermon for the occasion will be preach
ed by Rev. Alex. Adair, of Marlette.
The choir will render special music
during these services. AS many peo-
pie have never witnessed the solemn
and impressive service used at the in
stallation of pastors, the public are
most cordially invited 10 be present on
this occasion. Service will begin at 8
O'Clock sharp.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
DROBATE ORDER.

state of Michigan, County Of st. Clair IS.
At session of the Probate Court for said
County of st. Clair, held at the Probate Office,
IN the CITY OF Port Huron, on the 14th day OF
and one.
Present, Hon. Harvey Tappan, Judge of
Probate.
In the Matter OF the Estate of Elizabeth
MOwbray, Deceased. Robert MOwbray having
filed his petition in this Court praying that he
may be appointed administrator Of the estate Of
said deceased.
1t is ordered, That Monday the 10Th day of
July at 1890 o'clock in the forenoon, at said
Probate Office, be appointed for hearing thereof
And 1t Is further ordered, that copy of this
order be published successive weeks previous
to said day of hearing, in The Yale EXpOsltOr,
newspaper printed and circulating in said
County of ST. Clair. HARVEY TAPPAN.
"a true copy) 81 Judge of Probate.
John L. Black Attorney.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
DRoBATE ORDER.

State of Michigan, County OF st. Clair IS
At a session of the Probate Court for said
County of ST. Clair, held at the Probate Office,
in the City OF Port Huron, on the 3rd day Of
and one.
Present. Hon. Harvey Tappan, Judge OF Pro-
bate.
In the Matter of the Estate of Andrew T.
Walker, deceased. >. j. Walker and Anna Fox
having filed their petition in this Court praying
it is ordered, that Monday the lst day of July
at 1890 o'clock in the forenoon, at said Probate
ONCE, be appointed for hearing thereof; and it
is further ordered, that a copy Of this order be
published successive weeks previous to said
day of hearing, in the Yale EXpostOr Il news
paper printed and circulating i'm said County of
st. Clair. HARVEY TAPPAN,
"a true copy.l Judge of Probate.
LAW q MOORE,
5-4 Attorneys for Estate.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
1T COSTS NOTHING

for the fullest examination, and his rates for
treatment are reasonable and within reach Of all.
Hundreds of genuine testimonials on file from
those whom he has cured
The most successful methods employed in the
treatment of all diseases.
~ Remember the Date ofNisit.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
Star Poultrv Powdar

Pays for itself ten fold. Ali you
have to do is feed it. AS an egg pro-
Queer and cure for cholera, ETC., IL
has no equal. Sold everywhere, 25c.
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21
Saved Two From Death.

"Our little daughter had an almost
fatal attack of whooping cough and
bronchitis" writes Mrs. w. X. Havi-
land, Of Armonk, N. Y, "but, when
all other remedies failed, we saved
her life with DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Our niece, who had Consumption in
an advanced stage also used this
wonderful medicine and to-day she is
perfectly we'll" Desperate throat and
lung diseases yield to DR.. Kings New
Discovery as no other medicine on
earth. Infalible for Coughs and
Colds. SOC and S1.00 bottles guaran-
teed by Grant Holden. Trial bottles
free
The Yale expositor., 1901-06-21

Weak men, weak women, pale men,
pale women, nervous men, nervous
women, debiliated men, debiliated
women, to take Knilps Red Pills for
Wan People. They restore Health,
Strength and Beauty. Wake up, brace
up by taking them before the hot
weather. They are the great body
builder and developer, Spring Tonic
and Blood medicine, 25c box.
Knill's White Liver Pills are The
great LIVER Invigorator, Bowel Regu.
lator, % doses, 25c.
Knill's Blue Kidney Pills cure Back
ache and Kidney troubles, 25c. box.