The Iola register., 1901-10-04
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

FIRST football score: .. u. 10; X.
U. 5. O. X.
Prof Pihlblad, a new one at Beth
any college is hard to get used TO.
Topeka people want the custom of
passing to the right made into law.
For the first time in ten years there
is no Populist ticket in Dickinson
county this year.
Did you ever figure up how much it
cost man to fall in love, pertinently
asks the Atchison Globe.
Victor Murdock says some men are
born great some achieve greatness
and some wear colored shoe strings
Bargain loving women will feel
sympathetic pang for absconder Kent
of the odd Fellows, who took Just So
G96.71
The Wellsville Globe declares that
the average American is an octo-
room II per cent of our population
being colored.
As evidence that he is capable Of
"doiug stunts" Mr.. G. Suntz had ten
children at his anniversary cclebra-
tion at Hiawatha.
a Madison man started in to break
a colt the other day and broke calf
It was his right calf and was parti-
cularly nasty hurt.
Kansas farmers are again sendirq
up cry for help. But this time the
cry is accompanied uy an offer of $50
a month to the help.
From all the Kansas colleges come
reports Of increased attendance. A
summer like 1901 drives one to hard
drink or hard study.
Mister Kister lives at Marysville.
Think how handy that name would be
TO get the conversation aroucd TO the
proper point OF the compass.
1t is only justice to state that the
peaceful community in Franklin coun-
ty called LeLoup, was named before
the Schley loop got into court.
The Yates Center News declares its
willingness to quit claim all it's right.
title and interest in the presidential
chair to Mark Hanna if he wants it.
Emmett Dalton and John Collins
want out of Jail. Where do you sup
tions if Kansas had capital punish
ment?
! a Parsou youth vino arose to change
seats while out with his girl on the
Neosho, fell in. The safest way is To
sit down beside the girl when one
starts out.
Company d. Kansas militia. has
! ha at 4 hu "a
ground. OF course "the flower of
chivalry" only will be permitted to
drill there.
The ideal life to Ottawa men is to
have a job on dining car Good
ness only knows how many put up
/ $50 to n CRATER who were to give
them such job,
Jack" is so common a name that
the headline Jack Jumps Upn in the
! local paper would startle most com
munities But at Galena it is read
/ with unmiXed glee.
During runaway down at Cofrey-
vile a lady was thrown clear across
the public square and yet not killed.
| Which is further evidence that large
square is bad thing for a town.
Blessed are the meek for they shall
inherit the earth. Walter Meek has
been elected president of the senior
class at X. U. He need bow only to
the Profs, and the foot ball captain.
The fact that two men Abilene met in
London is cited by people of Abilene
as evidence of that towns greatness.
And probably those two wanderers
felt as small in London as any one
else.
The horticultural society of Law
renee had the nerve to try and i'm
prove the Kansas persimmon by graft
ing with the Japanese persimmon, but
IL admits that the pawpaw cannot be
improved.
New York scientists have discov-
cred as high as 2,2SO, 900 bacteria in "a
cubic centimeter of cows milk. 1t is
really getting TO be one of the most
admired things in Nature, the way she
can crowd microbes into a small
space.
Major Jeltz, the colored editor OF
the Topeka Ledger. thus gives away
some of the good people of Topeka:
There are some Jealous white people
in this city who don't like us but we
suppose It's all berause we don't run a
Joint aud call them lords"
The Wells-Fargo Express Company
will hold its mammoth annual rum
mage sale at Hutchinson tins year.
1t is always as good as Il Circus to see
people buy boxes that louk ike they
held II whisky jug and unwrap an old
birdcage or something equally un-
drinkable.
Carrie Nation in a long letter try
ing TO square herself with Kansas for
those anarchistic remarks which she
denies, says she "longs for my Kan
sas skies and friends" If she will
promise to stick to her Kansas skies
and not fool with the whiskies she
may return.
Major Jeltz Criticism is all righ
in its pl ice but VIII IN a man behind a
newspaper undertakes to over ride
and criticise a dignitary or any COM
petent gentleman very often the dog
returneth to his vomit cast thy bread