The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-01-11
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

absorber of suns rays
The latest prohibition move, started
in New York, is to make each drinter
take out So q year license.
A married couple are in the Neosho
county jail for marrying. They are
cousins, which is feminist the Kansas
law.
What sticks most people is how the
deuce Dom Paul managed to catch
cold with that whisker mat around his
throat.
172 marriage licenses is the record
of Newton's probate court, which
doesn't include runaways and the shot
gun process.
1t is announced that Emporia Will
liam will contribute to McClure's u
sketch of boyhood "reminiscences about
Emperor William.
In moment of abstraction the
Salina Journal announced that Mr..
Speaker of Lawrence, will be the
Barker of the house.
The Lawrence Journal takes courage
with the reflection that "of the many
persons placed between the devil and
the deep sea, but few are drowned"
The chief social function of holiday
week at Poverty Flat neighborhood
in Neosho county was "a Hard Times
Social, where those present spent SO.
The Eureka Messenger offers Byran
$4,000 a year and a two weeks vaca-
ton in August to edit that paper
Eureka is the town that is crazy to
find gas.
Leavenworth Chronicle: The
favorite tune of the man who wooed
and won the daughter of Mark Hanna
probably was, "My Hanna Lady, |
do love YOU"
The attendance at church and Sun
day school will now become normal.
The children have shared the Christ
mas treat and the women have aired
their new toys.
The daily shipment of hundreds of
gallons of milk from Leavenworth to
Kansas City is but one of the num-
erous ways the big town has always
MIXED the little one.
An ex.sheriT of Wichita on his
death bed called for the American
nag anu SIdSpcu ~ uIlhly uulll uedJil
came. And he needn't have been
ashamed to take it with him.
1t has just developed that clothes
sent to the Neodesha laundry to be
cleaned of dirt were returned full of
small poX germs, five cases being at
large in the family of the proprietor.
The job of making the debit and
credit sides of the ledger balance in the
city accounts at Independence was so
alarming that Mr.. Spradling was put
in as treasurer.
A Fort Scott blacksmith has been
appointed veterinary surgeon to the
army in the Philippines. The only
army kickers who will receive his care
will be the mules.
A crowd of women Office seekers
caught John Seaton, who has always
knocked on women office holders, at
Topeka and Mr.. Seaton yielded and
hereafter remain set,
When Rev. Inches, of Stafford took
sick, the undertaken naturally figured
on measuring him for coffin, but the
! doctor now promises TO have him
afoot again shortly.
When Mr.. Bear welded Miss Lamb
at Topeka the religious reporters
could not keep from quoting about
the Biblical prediction about the
lion and the lamb"
Thursday they had an earthquake
shock in Missouri and Friday Kansas
went Missouri one better, Baker
withdrew from the senatorial race, a
! InIt that t11nIp amt hama hos III,
tlowery beds of ease.
Good Oldham Singleton, of Wathena,
believing the Ruth and Naomi story,
of where thou goest ] shall go, -
| promptly fell down stairs while rush
ing to the rescue Of his wife who had
done the same thing.
The helpful hen should be brought
under the S-hour law: her ambition /,
leading her astray. Imagine how
foolish she felt the other day wher
discovered sitting on nest of eggs 10y
Bill Eagle of Chanute.
One thing can be truthfully said OF
Lawrence people, they may be slow,
but they are persistent. Note the
would-be suicide who ate at a Mas,
sachusetts street restaurant, founC
death coming too slowly, tried to hans
himself and then cut his throat.
AS the editor of the Pleasanton oh
server folded up his tax receipt will
a sigh, a sudden CLEAN of satisfaction
came to his eyes. He went to hi
Office and wrote: "It's good thins
we don't have to pay taxes on oul
air castles.'
The controller of the mint at Wash
ington has just issued statement o
the amount of gold coined and whenc,
it came and never mentioned tn
western Kansas turkey crop diggingS
Here is a chance for new congressmel
and senator's to make home run.
} Wichita Eagle: "And | wish" sal,
| the minister at a southeast Kansa
funeral in concluding his sermon, "tC
soften clod upon his grave with
tear" at is evident" whispered tn
: undertaken to the head pallbearer
t that that new minister of ours ain
onto the gumbo soil"
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