Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-01-11

dUDDLED UF In THE BIG ROCK1N9 CHAIR.
at the bottle, 'and she wants to hev a
few last words with you. When you
started over town, l was singin Bar
bara Allen and thinkin my days might
be long in this land. Not five minits
later the summons come. l had just
started to wash the dishes, and l had
that cracked blue platter in my hand,
but l hadn't gin it over two wipes
when the dishcloth fell to the floor
with a great spat. You are hearin
what l say. amt you, Samuel?"
Mr.. Gallup wasn't. He was devour-
ing the second testimonial, which gave
the case of a woman who had been
given up by overh5 SO doctors, and yet
two bottles furnished her with a new
pair of lungs.
when that dishcloth fell, 1 knew
that my time had come. That's the
way Mrs. Grover and Mrs. Taylor
vent. Their dishcloths fell, and in "a
hours they was in heaven. l shall be
up there by tomorrer night, Samuel,
while you'll be free to stay out all
night to hear the political news. I'd
hev died before you come back home,
only l wanted to talk with you a leetle
about the funeral. Let's see. If l die
tonight, you'll hold the funeral day aft.
er tomorrer. won't you. at 2 o'clock in
the afternoon?"
Mr.. Gallup was listening to a noise
outside. He heard something to re-
mind him of a hen trying to crow, and
he wondered if it could be that so long
after dark.
IF you want it a day sooner, you
can hev it." continued Mrs. Gallup
after sobs and gasps and shifts at the
bottle, &"but you must look out or the
nayburs will talk. Better hev it day
after tomorrer, and I hope, for your
sake, it won't be a rainy day. I've
sometimes thought I'd like q big fu-
neral when l went, with owe 40 wag-
ons in the %purcession and the church
bell a-tollin and the dogs a-howlin, but
I've given that up. No, Samuel, you
needn't make any spread over me. I'm
one Of the kind that kin 90 to heaven
without any hurrah and fireworks. If
there is ten wagons in the %purcession.
I shall be satisfied. Don't you think
ten ought to be 'nuff for a person like
me?"
1t wasn't a direct question, but had
it been MI. Gallup would not have
answered. He was devouring the third
testimonial and making up his mind
to try a bottle on the sly.
'Ten wagons in the purcession, Sam
uel, and the bells needn't toll nor
nuthin else happen. If anybody is
diggin taters or maxim soft soap or
dyein carpet rags, they needn't stop on
my account. If IS people come to the
house, that will be 'nuff. We've got
'leven chairs altogether, countin them
with broken backs. and Mrs. Walters
will lend you the rest. You'll hev our
own preacher, of course, but he needn't
go on for IN hour or two and tell how
good l was and how much you'll miss
me. If he says that my toll is DER, and
that you wont never find a more savin
wife, uhat'n be about huff. Shall you
do any cryin at the funeral, Samuel?"
No answer.
"I'd do a "leetle bit If l was you-jes,
a leetle. If you don't, folks will. talk
about it same Is they did about Jim
Dewitt. He never cried at all, and to
this day folks say he didn't use Han.
ner right. 1 don't ask you to break
down and sob and git up an excite
ment, but you kin gasp a few times and
wipe your eyes and blow your nose
I'm sorry you'll hev to take that long
ride to the graveyard, as you could b