The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1901-11-15
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Rushed. -Parke-" Are you doing much
| in your business now?'' Lane-"Well, Il &
should say so. Why, we are so busy
| thatswe employ a man to insult new Gus
toners. Town Topics. 5s=< ~, -,
Of Mildred, who was telling a love
story. ="
Yes; this is a true tale" replied
Misunderstanding Chronicle Telegraph.
Surely you are not afraid of the.
,"No." said the small boy, "but I'm a
,, in it that can't e."-Washington Star.
Taught by Experience.-Ma mma-"If
Mrs. Smith gives you piece Of cake,
dies"Wh a' god 90 is tRat} She never
gives you any more."-Town and Coun-
try.
He-"You will admit that man is the
most sensible Of all animals?'
She-"I'll admit that he thinks he is.
/ 1t is for that reason it is so easy for a
woman to make fool Of im."-Bosto3
Transcript.
Faith in him.-Towne-"D under
really faith cure?''
Browne-"Yes. You see, the doctor and
the druggist both trusted him.''-Phila-
delphia Press.
mamma, now can you ask me to
marry him when he has no social posi-
has made a million" But even with
that, it will take him year to get into
society. life.
Mistress-"Did you tell the lady I was
out?'' Servant Girl-"Yes, ma am.''
son5t about she sef7an to 9nGe NY
ma am; she said she knew you wasn't
|-Glasgow Times.
Beginning at Home.-Jasper-"I under
stood that you had turned over a new
leaf, and were even going to love your
enemies; but it seems to me that you love
no one but yourself" "Well, I am my
own worst enemy."-Life.
tician of the first water.''
"What's he at nOw?'
Hes supporting Mr.. Croker's candi-
date SO that he can get crack at Mr..
Croker" -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Judson-"Carrie, sometimes think you
are a ninny.'
Mrs Judson--"What, after living with
you SO many years? It can't be posi-
| BILE. I admit I might have been when
l married YOU -Boston Transcript.
A Narrow Escape.--Miss Fisher--"Quite
! confidential chat you were having with
Miss Kulcher. I fear you'll find ME dull
BY comparison" Mr.. Blunt-'Not at all:
cley-that is-er-not at all! Not at all!''
philadelphia Press.
lM3oax-"Funny! Did you ever notice
Joax-"Notice what?"
Hoax-"Why, in the beginning of the
world a rib became a woman, and now
it's ribbons that becomes a woman
Philadelphia Record.
A lady was looking for her husband
and inquired anxiously Of a housemaid
do you happen to know anything Of
your masters whereabouts?"
I'm not sure, num-" replied the care
full domestic, "but think they're in the
| wash '-Pathinder.
| Pure Accident - Flanagan Hivins!
man, phat's the matther wild yer face?'
| Hanagan-''Faith, twas an accident. Tn
| Guild woman throwed a plate at me-"
-Flanagan-"A dye call that an acct
| dent" Hanagan-"Av coorse! Didn't
she hit plat she aimed at?'-Philadel-
phia Press.
my DEAR said the meek Mr.. Newli-
wed. II don't like to complain, but this
| omelet you made" "What's the mat
ter with it?'' she inquired. 'Well-er-
! it's rather hard to cut it, and"
| "Gracious! was afraid that man would
| send me tough eggs. I'll stop dealing
with him."-Glasgow Evening Times.
"Well, that's the best I can do for
you," said the theatrical manager.
| :'You've been idle so far this season; now
will you remain idle all the rest of the
| season or take this small part?'
'I'll take it," said Lowe Comedy. I'm
this case a. small role is better than
whole loaf" -Philadelphia Press.
A southern Kansas editor was recently
| requested by the Ladies' Aid society OF
one Of the churches to publish a notice
concerning an entertainment which the
good sisters called "Spider Web So
cial." The paper came out the next
morning with description of the func-
ton under the head, "A Spindle Leg So
| cial."
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