Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-02-09

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District 81 and vicirity.
(By Yankee Doodle
Cold weather.
Showed last Friday night.
J. D. Mlenik lost a nice COW last
week.
Isaac Wolf has erected large barn
on his school land.
Spena Bros. were hauling for Mer-
chant Hickman last week
Weather is changing from warm to
cold and from rain to snow.
A. Spitznaugle was blowing last
week. He says it goes as slick as ice
Charlie Hickman has divided his
clothing store into half Charlie is
improving both ways
Wonder why Frank Wanda drives
out so late in the evening these days?
Better watch him boys.
John Kutina of Ellis county is-vis-
iting friends and relatives in this vi
entity the past two weeks.
Joseph Zeman sold twenty-nIne
head of cattle last week. Joe's specu-
| lationS amounts to a whole lot of
money.
VIM. Bower is LAYING new founda-
tion sunder his store in Collver. Otis
Kessler and Wan Tague doing most
of the job.
Mr.. aud Mrs. John Hladek passed
through this vicinity on their way to
Johns parents last week. John is all
smiles nowadays
A gramophone and stereoptican en-
!; tertainment was held in the Collyer
school house last Tuesday Small
crowd reported by all.
Art Kendall of Quinter has taken
up some horses belonging to Mr.. Gay
Iiy. Mr.. G's horses escaped and found
comfort in Mr.. KS feed.
Very few CoIlverites and people of
this vicinity attended the dance at
| Wa-Keeney, Friday, January 25. Re-
port fails tn find out whether it WAS a
success or not.
Doc Jim Zeinan was doctoring- cat
tie aft. PohkovSky's last week. Doc
has taken up the last ana the mean
est job ON this globe. Report says he
used the surgeons knife.
Doc Zeman has also taken up grind
ing and was grinding grain for f. 9
Swiagett We had the dyspepsia and
called Doc and he gave us some pills
which caused us nausSea-that's doc
3 toriSH.
Blacksmith Frank StradaI is seen
sraiuo out west twice every week
throughout the whole year. Frank
will get fooled ifzhe does not chang.
his mind next week. Frank is diggit q
n well on his school land and uses his
forge TO blow out the dirt, but acct
IDENTIFY charged it with ii beaver lo q
aud it failed in doing the work, .iti
now needs ii blacksmith. Blacksmith
needs Il blacksmith.
There WAS another shooting match
for turkeys at DR. jim Znfnan'S last
Z! SUNDAY. Who got the turkey is net
known as they emptied !, key of nails
before they saw the target and after
they had emptied it they could not see
4 The target. Wonder what they did
hit then, though we think they tried
to hit II place where they could not he.
hadn't been invited.
Travelling agents got SO numerous
in this vicinity last week that sour
agent Frank Hladek lost his way and
accidentlv slipped into ii ten foot hole
| finding himself at the bottom help
! less. But luckily he had enough
trunks and sample Packages that he
piled them on each other and got out
safely and found ont that it was his
own well which he had dug out the
day before But we saw him walking
like crippled tile next day carrying il
/ uriinkiui of s1Sprain Dir curing Grip
/ pied joints or SiDrainS almost instantly.
On passing tIrougl, this vicinity we
noticed IL sign of earthquake, roar
ing sound underneath, and 1T last an
explosion throwing up dirt and stones
to the height of MANY feet above tile
eartii'S surface. As an experience we,
tried to find out what was the matter
and driving I'D closer tethe spot when
another -:puff'' went out and fright
ened our cranky thing and off we went
j without knowing what's the matter.
AS report says it WIS Frank HladelS
Shaking the dirt off of his back which
had gathered ON him and throwing
4 the Ilaead dirt from his StlnHS
which had fallen in during the time
he was engaged in digging for wealth.
Frank is digging well of wealth on
his land with earthquake force.
To Cure Cold In One Day