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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Out Of His Class.

SchOOlma' am (encOuragingly) =
Come, now Harold, spell chickens.
Harold-Please, ma'am, I'm not old
enough to spell chickens, but you can
try me on eggs.-Leslie's Weekly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-WM. o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind.
Feb 10, 1900.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
At the Breakfast Table.

She-What a tiny little egg that Is
you've got. Isn't it cute?
He (after breaking it)-Cute?
should say it was "chic. catholic
Standard Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

you Know WHAT you ARE TAKING
When Won take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic.
because the form ula i plainly printed on every
nine in tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. 5Oc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

| e1T0 Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness.
TITO after first DAVIS Of l'r klines Great Nerve
Restorer send for FIR - 90 trial ot and treat.
Use. DR. Il. II KLINE. Ltd y3 Arch St.. Philadelphia Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

For the Occao1on.
"Please look pleasant" remarked
the photographer.
Snap went the camera.
And now, ma'am." he continued,
"you may resume your natural ex-
prossion. "-Philadelphia Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Rebccca Mt the Well isn't as inter
esting a picture to most people as one
would be of the Plumber mt the Hy-
drant
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Sugar Cane.
The sugar cane grows from six to
twenty feet high.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

First Reformer-Isn't 1t about time
for your committee to begin it's cam
paign against vice?
Second Reformer-Oh, my, no! Why.
they haven't had all our pictures In
the paper yet.-Baltimore American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Tho Rest Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is a bottle OF Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t Is simply iron and quinine in
q tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price SOC.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Kin Wavo,

why do you seem to dislike Mr..
Simpson, Mrs. Hopkins?"
"Oh. he's the man who never comes
to your house without pulling up the
broken window-shade, sitting in the
disabled chair or getting the cracked
teacup."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

vitality cannot cure disease unless your
body's kept clean inside and ont. Cascurets
Candy CAthartic keep it clean inside. All
druggists, loo, &c, SOC.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sootil
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor thel
children during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
OverAnxjvuS.

He-Who knows but when I come
back from the Philippines you may be
engaged to some other man:
She-NOnsense. AS II you were
coming back without sending me
word Bazaar.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Well Posted.

WeII Po8teo.
McJigger-Hes pretty we'll post
ed in social institutions, isn't he?
Thingumbob-Yes, believe he Is
posted for non payment Of dues at all
the clubs. II that's what you mean
Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Many man Is toasted who needs to
Be roasted.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Hence the popularity of Pe-ru-1a
among the leading actors and &C.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
New Leual Term.

New Legal Term.
A Georgia Colonel had man ar
rested for Cooking mean" at him. TIL.
man was fined S. for rubbering witt.
intent to scare.-Minneapolis Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Garfield Tea purifies the blood.
regulates the digestive organs
and promotes good health. II IL
rho herb medicine that has been used
sue 'essiully for many years.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Mail Bags for Petticoats

Mail Bags for Petticoats.
The empty mailbags not having been
returned from the Congo for some
time, it was found on inquiry that
the sacks were regularly being stolen
by the natives for presentation to their
wives, who used them as petticoats.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Via Rule. Tn.

"See here, sir" exclaimed the sue.
cessful manufacturer to his dilatory
bookkeeper, you are not as attentive
to business as you might be. 1t has
been my rule through life to be at
my desk early and late. and"
me too," replied he. Sometimes
get there early and sometimes
late. catholic Standard and Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Naturalists say the lobster will soon
follow the buffalo and diamond-back
terrapin.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
Manifestations Of Gray Matter.

Manifestations Of Gray Matter.
Am as intelligent as your other
young man, Dolly?"
We'll, you quote more poetry than
he does, but think he beats you on
neckties. '-Chicago Record.
Z7l9d2HlEZzzZ3
Not a Good Player.
Hodd-Hang it all! Do you suppose
III ever make a good golf player?
Todd (pityingly)-Never. old man.
You think too much Of your family and
your business.-Harper's Bazaar.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
druggists refund the money ii II fails to cure.
6. W. Groves signature is on each box. 25c
Bank Of England Notes.
The Bank of England has usually
about G25,000,000 to E30,000,000 Of it's
notes in circulation.
The system cannot be in god
condition when the bowels are
cOnstpatcd. Take Garfield Tea,
it cures onstipation and effect.
ually regulates the liver
A Blow.
Don't you think the decorations in
this room are very pretty?"
Very. Who selected them for you?"
How's THIS.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that can nc: DO cured by Halls
Catarrh Cur.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known i. J. Cheney
Tor the past Is wears. and believe him perfectly
hone -abic in all busin s. transaction; and fin.
anciall-' able 10 carry out any obligations made
by tleir firm.
WEST & TRUAx,
Wholesale DruxGists. Toledo =.
WALDING, KINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Drug. lists, Toledo. u.
Halls Catarrh Cure isl ken nj rnally. acting
,irec ~ on the blood and m cous surfaces OF
the syst m. Pri c .sc per DO tie. Sold by a..
drug; lists. Testimoni. Is free.
Hall . Family PHI r tn Lest.
The Difficulty Overcome.
Brooks wish you would pay me
that $40 you owe me, old fellow.
Borrowit-I couldn't think of it.
But I'm here to remind you of it"
Smart Set.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Your guide and guard is the famous
Oregon lood Purifier, tested and true.
w. it now.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18
HOw's THIS !.
The Difficulty Overcome.

ne OIIHcuJty OVeTC0Ue'
Brooks wish you would pay me
that $40 you owe me. old fellow.
Borrowit-I couldn't think of it.
But I'm here to remind you of it,"
Smart Set.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

The system cannot be in & rod
condition when the bowels are
cOnstipated. Take Garfield Tea,
it cures constipation and effect.
ually regulates the liver
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

Bank Of England Notes.
The Bank of England has usually
about G25,OO0,OO0 to E30,0O0,O00 Of its
notes in circulation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-04-18

A Blow.
Don't you think the decorations in
this room are very pretty?"
VERY. Who selected them for you?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09

The depot crew have about finished up work on the local station, and will soon go to Alpena to erect one there. The Green Forest station is all that could have been expected for town even much larger than Green Forest. A member of the crew informed us that stations will all be uniformly large and commodious; better than those on any line on which he has worked, and that has been many. He assured us many cities whose population is numbered by the thousands have not depot facilities equal to Green Forest. While our per- sonal observation in the matter is not so far reaching as his, we know this asser- tion to be true. The Green Forest sta tion is far more creditable than the one on the Frisco line at Van Buren, Ark, a town of 6,26t inhabitants, ac- cording to the late census. The dispo- sition of the railroad company towards our town is very pleasing to our citi- zenS. x
 Subscribe for THE TRIBUNE.
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09
FOR SALE. 100 Half Acre Lots.

In Carter's Addition to Green Forest. adjoining public square on the east; all within the city limits; all platted with streets 60 feet wide. School board has secured by deed Block 6-4 acres in the center of the 80-acre tract and is soon to build an elegant school house. There fore these lots will be most desirable for family residences. Now is the time to buy before the price is raised by the railroad entering Green Forest.
 M. w. CARTER,
 Belleville, Ill., w. c. Russell and F. o. Butt, Agents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09
New Subscribers.

J. W. Slower, Chapel Hill, Ark. W. M. Hale, Maple, Ark. J. P. Jackson, Rule, Ark. l. A. Trantham, Berryville. B. F. Putnam, Eureka Springs. R. A. Kendall, Jack True, H. M. c. White, ' J. B. Pendergrass't < J. B. Mattocks " w. M. Duncan, l" Commercial Bank" '' J. W. True, Fort Smith. M. w. Swope, Beaver. A. H. Andrus, Little Rock.
 RENEWALS.
 Joe Procter, Grove, I. T S.. H. Doxey, Berryville. w. M. Brammer, Green Forest. J. M. Hale, Oak Grove. R. D. Galloway, Green Forest. Thomas Frost, Coin, Ark. Mary Wilson, Green Forest. w. E. Taylor, {. :" B. J. Rosewater, Eureka Sp'gs. Ozark Zinc Go. < '' J. N. Tillman, Fayetteville. I. w. Brammer, Green Forest. Henry Cox, '' '' E. Wise, s' ''
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09

Read our legislative letter. Big bargains at the New York Racket. Mrs. s. M. Latimer has been quite sick.
 Take your produce to the New York Racket.
 The old soldiers were out Monday ex- ecuting their vouchers. Mrs. J. M. Jernigan was reported on the sick list first of the week. Mrs. E. R. Graham has been danger ously ill the past week from pneumonia. Mrs. L. V. Porter is attending court at Eureka Springs this week as a wit ness.
 | Miss Essie Cox arrived home this week after pleasant visit with relatives in Texas.
 Mrs. Ella Clemisher of Long creek was visiting with her father, w. L. Capps first of the week.
 Silas Hanby was over from his mills first of the week pushing the work on his lumber yard.
 John Newton of Eureka Springs has traded his farm north of Green Forest for afarm near Eureka Springs. Carroll county scrip is now readily sold at 95 cents. Unless some unfore- seen obstacle arises, it will soon be at par.
 Those bargains that have attracted the people so much this week at the New York Racket will continue right along.
 l60 acres of land in Gray Co.,, Kansas, miles of county seat, 70 acres under blow. Will exchange for Green Forest property or nearby farm. Call on Carroll County Abstract Go.
 Attorney F. O. Butt is attending Cir cult court at Eureka Springs this week. He was honored by the bar Monday by election as special Judge to preside over number of cases in which Judge Tillman was disqualified. D. M. Stroud says he can make good money raising hogs. He bought fine brood SOW in the summer that now has litter of 15 fine pigs and he says before 1901 is gone he expects to sell these pigs for $10O besides have another litter almost ready for the market
 The bank project is tagging again; this time on account of the illness of MT. Bells, the chief promoter, who has been gripping" at his home in Eureka Springs. We hope that MT. Bells will be able to come over soon and take up the matter and arrange the few minor details necessary before the enterprise is launched.
 Subscribers whose subscriptions ex- pire this month or have expired during January are requested to notify us promptly if they do not want the paper longer. We want to give all a chance to renew without missing number of the paper. Taking the paper from the I post office is evidence to us that you de- sire to take it fright on.
 THE TRIBUNE publishers are making arrangements for enlarging the paper at an early date. We have not yet decided what size the paper will be in it's new form, but we can. assure our patrons thatit will all be printed in Green Forest and that it's columns will be de- voted almost exclusively to local news and the discussion of subjects of interest to Green Forest and Carroll county. To those of our patrons who want the foreign news we will furnish almost any foreign paper or periodical at net cost, less agents commission.
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09

c. $. Skinkle is reported quite sick. We'll, yes, that was nice little breeze of winter that came along first
 of the week.
 Gunter Nunnally has rented c. c.
 make crop.
 Hon. F. s. Baker of Harrison was looking after some business matter in Green Forest Wednesday. Frank Hammons of Piney and Miss Leo Paxton of Liberty were married the 30 ult. Rev. James Stanphill officiating. We extend congratulations to the young couple.
 J. L. Russell, of THE GREEN FOREST TRIBUNE, is in the city in interest of his paper. He reports Green Forest booming and much elated oyer the pros
 pect of the railroad reaching his town in the very near future.-Eureka Springs Times Echo, Monday. William Mckinney claims to have made one of the richest mineral discov- cries that has yet been found in Carroll county. He says that his mine in Sec. 21, two and one half miles south of town, is no longer prospect but that he actually has at least fifteen car loads of as fine jack in sight as he ever saw in any mineral country. Considerable interest is being manifested over the
 matter and all truly hope that MT. McKiney's fondestexpectations may be realized.
 A.J. Cox distinguished himself as a
 brave man last Sunday night by captur- ing gentleman" that sought to prey
 on chicken roost. MT. Cox took the law in his own hands in this instance
 and slew the night prowler outright. Hearing disturbance among his flyers, MT. Cox crawled out of bed and ap-
 preached the scene to find that choice
 rooster was in the hands of one who was trespassing upon the rights of the Cox
 home, and without reconciliation MT. Cox landed upon the rascal and before
 the latter knew what was up, his neck
 had been severed in twain. An examin-
 ation of the deceased revealed no inden- tifcation, further than he was just an
 ordinary "hoot" owl, and no official ac- tion was taken in the matter. The
 chicken that MT. Owl had sought to
 make his supper of was utilized at the
 breakfast table next morning. There is more Catarrh in this section
 of the country than all other diseases
 put together, and until the last few
 years WAS supposed to be incurable. For
 a great many years doctors pronounced it local disease, and prescribed local
 remedies, and by constantly failing to
 cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven ca
 tarrh to be constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treat
 ment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufac-
 tured by F. J. Cheney Sc Co. Toledo,
 Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on
 the market. It is taken internally in
 doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful.
 It acts directly on the blood and mucous
 surfaces of the system. They offer one
 hundred dollars for any case it fails to
 cure. Send for circulars and testimo-
 nials.
 Address, F. J. CHENEY & Go. Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Ho1l,c Eoreilu pi11c tho hacf
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09

If you're sore To the core, With aching bones, And husky tones When you speak, And you are weak In the knees, And you sneeze, And often cough Your head near off, And you note That your throat Feels quite raw, And your jaw Feels as if You'd got a Diff, And dull pains Vex your brains, Then you've caught it You nave got It.
 It's the grip. If you feel The heat steal Der your frame Like a flame, Till you burn And you yearn For chunks of ice At any price, Then like a flash The shivers dash from head to feet, A chill complete, And you shake, And you quake, And there's a desire For a fire And something hot Right on the spot To quickly drink, And you think Right there and then You'll not be warm again, Then you've caught it, You have got it.
 It's the grip. It's in the air, It's everywhere; The microbe of the grip It's on another trip, And up and down, Through all the town, By night and day It seeks it's prey, And it's the fad And you are sad, Or even mad Or if you sneeze, Or cough or wheeze, Or feel too warm, Or chills alarm And hoarsely say: "I've caught it, I've got it.
 It's the grip!" ,tsburg Chronicle Telegraph
The Green Forest tribune., 1901-02-09
Local Mention.

Next Thursday is St. Valentines Day.
 The ground hog did not see his shadow.
 No end of bargains in furniture at Porter's.
 The grip is quite prevalent in this community.
 Monday was rushing day for our business men.
 J. c. Bower is on the streets again after several days illness.
 Will Orrell. is now in the employ of the council as town marshall
 w. M. Davis has sub-contracted for the mail line from here to Osage.
 Green Forest Roller Mill Go. will ay 50 cents per bushel for good wheat. w. T. Gray is getting things in shape to begin new dwelling in short time. Jeff Williams is rejoicing over the arrival of New Century boy at his house.
 Don't forget to see Rhodes & O'Neal when you want anything in the hard ware line.
 See the Carroll County Abstract Co. for bargains in both town and farm property.
 A new line of dressers, chairs, rockers and fine bedsteads have just been re- ceived at Porter's.
 John Youngblood of Yocum has form ed a partnership with Dan Bailey in the blacksmith business.
 J. F. Tevebaugh of Carterville, Mo-, is late arrival. He hopes to make this his future home.
 LosT:-- A box conts ming il thimbles somewhere between town and the depot. Finder will please leave at this office. The Green Forest Dramatic club is preparing another drama and expects to be able to present it about March 1. It's quite a convenience to step right into an abstract office in. your own town and get an abstract of your title made.
 Prospects are good enough for a num- Der of new residences to be started in I,yr tho fo weeks.
 The Carroll county Abstract Go. have a special bargain in good 107 acre farm , well improved, can be bought right now Flor s650. When you buy cook stove see that it is made by Bridge & Beach and get no other. You can find them at Rhodes & O'Neal's.
 See Dr. Reynolds about your teeth. You can not only save your teeth but lots of suffering also, if you have them fixed in time. Attorney Thomas Fancher of Berry
  interest of some of his Circuit court clients.
 c. H. Chauncey will soon begin the erection of a store building near his residence, which will be used by his wife for a millinery store. A Nor WHAT YOU DON'T, BUT WHAT, YOU WANT, in the way of drugs, toilet, station cry and fancy articles at the
 Green Forest Drug Co.'S. O. w. Watkins, attorney for the St. l.. & N. A. R. R. , writes Postmaster Grim that the first train will run into Green Forest before the end of Feb- ruary.
 A mistake sometimes proves the value of an advertisement. We should have made H. M. Fosters ad. say "2 boxes shoe brads 5 cents'' in stead of s'2 boxes shoe black" Note the correction.
 Galloway, the mule buyer, will be here next Monday, the 11th., Mules must be sound and fat, 5 to 10 years old, IA to 141-2 hands. Also 15 to IS hands, 4 to 7years old. No poor mules want ed.
 Enclosing money order for arrears and a year in advance, J. N. Procter of Grove, I. T., a former Carroll county boy, says: sI can't do without TIE TRIB-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-04

is. Oldest Visiting Maccabee-Silver-
ware w. c. osman.
10. Best Looking Maccabee Baby I'm
der One Year-First, picture, j. b. Sim
mons; second, nut picks, Will Wallace.
20. Homeliest Maccabee, open to all
First, silk suspenders, p. A. Stern; sec
ond, bottle pickles. A. L. Myers.
81. Tallest Maccabee-$1 worth cof-
fee, Sinclair's tea store.
%. Heaviest Maccabec-Music stand,
George p. Powers.
%. Largest Visiting Maccabee Fam
lily First, large ham, Britain & Co.;
second. sack -four q. A. Olson.
"a Shortest Maccabee-Coffee, Will
hau & Halverson.
%. LADIES' Race, % yards, Marshall
town l.. o. I. M.--First, ton coal, Baker
Bros; second. ham, George Gearhart;
third, sack of flour, c. NJ. Benson.
2s. One Hundred Yard Dash, Mar
shalltown NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. box cigars
LaShelle & Cook
The general committee that has hat
charge of the public arrangements j:
composed of +. S. Cincebeaux, chair
nun; Charles Fl. Mutt. secretary; w. Nj
Clark. treasurer; r. A. Hawley, f. T
Austin. John c. Heisinger and DIR. LIT
wv Bouldin. a ladies cooperating
COMMITTEE of twenty-five members ha.
/ also assisted in the plans Those VINO
are DESTROYS of competing for the prize.
Will report to Secretary Mutt, on III,
grounds