The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-02-12
M E L A N G E.

Your Uncle Teller by q jab,
In sparring swift for points,
Did to Mark Hanna's shipping srab
What Carrie does to "joints."
Chicago Record.
About time to fix the date for the
primaries.
The grounding was mild manner
ed fellow, after all.
That cold wave SHE'D off and the
gas is still burning.
There is said to have been very lit
tie laxity about the city Sunday.
The Honorable Daniel Webster Shet.
Ter is doing lively gum-shoe stunt.
The local recruiting Office is finding
that it is hard work to get men for an
unpopular war.
The race for the Democratic aomina.
ton for mayor is pretty one. A fair
field and no favor. The nominee will
be the next mayor Of Canton.
Things have come to a pretty pass
in Stark county when prosecuting at.
torney is compelled to put in about
all Of his time drawing up pleadings
to keep public officials from unlaw.
fully squandering the peoples money.
Poor De Wet! He marched five
hundred miles into British territory
and was then forced to retreat q
quarter of q mile.
In the liquor agitation the Reverend
Hare takes the part OF Carrie Nation
and the mayor appears in the capacity
of the hatchct.
Governor Nash should put an adlet
in the want columns. He doesn't seen
to have as many typewriters at his
command as the principals Of the pro
posed fight.
The manner in which the schoo
board is conducting the schools IL
enough to make men and angels weep
Men frequently do. Angels do not at
tend. lta,
4uil N..ss - -
Mrs. Nation says that she to Cleve
- land soon will hike,
And she's likely to get owly and e
out upon lark.
Now IL she is consistent-parm noun
evil she would strike
She wants to take her hatchet ant
go after Uncle Mark.
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Prosecutor Day has decided to es
chew reports and has gone into thu
Injunction business. He has no diff
Guilty in finding a place to file injunc
ton proceedings.
BY some sort of hocus pocus the.
put the Honorable Deacon Hatsof
Smith at the bottom of the primar.
ticket for city solicitor. but don't lie
that worry you. His extensive perpen
dicularity adequately overcomes tn
handicap.
The Honorable James II. Robertson
lie casting a regretful look backwar
at the peaceful days Of his term q
township squire and wishing that h
had remained where he was, while a
the same time he is obliged to cas-
an anxious look forward to his al
preaching attempt for another term /
the mayors chair. It Is no wonde
that he acts little dizzy, while pei
forming this strabismic feat.
The streets are smooth and clea
and shine like glass. That's wha
comes of having a street commissions
like David Sommer.
There is likely to be no interference
for the present. with the aTrangemer
for transfer at 11:06 O'Clock. Th
employees are pleased with the new a
rangement, and as they get paid fc
their time up to 1880, the re-openin
of the question jus. now might hay
embarrassing results 80 far as they al
concerned. The company declines
pay for full service performed, henc
the people cannot get the 1880 tran
fer yet. The matter will be left opel
however, and that provision OF th
franchise will not be rescinded.
may be re-opened later. At preseI
the men are getting glinting ray I
sunshine in their lives. They hay
regular hours and are getting a
quainted with their families. BY II
new arrangement they can get plent
of sleep and have time for their meal
When they get up In the morning the
feel refreshed and life seems wort
living. The chatter of the sparrow.