The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-06-21

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 tify, One day an instructor hat hunked Hull after a severe lecture ant
 dark hints as to his future. Suddenl.
 a rapping was heard at the door anC | Hull yelled Hey, you outside, stol | your knocking" Perhaps it is suffi
 cient to remark that Hull made rath | CT sudden exit from the class room ant l didn't appear there again for a week 1 Of all the angelic faces ever pos sessed by mortal men not one could ever beat York's. York, though moi , elected the laziest man in the class ought to have pushed the winner hard l for this honor. Our Greek instructor told how the ancient Greeks washed their hands-simply by heating water and then pouring it over them. A pro- found silence followed until York was heard to comment: Huh, didn't they have any soap
 Seymour has been the boast of the class for his mythological knowledge and he has always lived up to his rep- utation. In classroom one day We were discussing the offices and special cares of Greek gods. The teacher
 
 the god Pan?" No one else knowing, Seymour yelled from the rear of the room, Cake The teacher, who ap- preciated joke, simply told Seymour that he was wasting his time with the classics and that he ought to be writ ing for Puck or some paper where his wit would be appreciated financially.
 In roasting our most popular man, we must take care not to make him szzle, but after all, who would have the nerve to try to harm Roberts? His fussing exploits are indeed too well known to be aired before this large and intelligent audience, and besides, we are not disposed to air such family se- crets.
 One day in the physics class the teacher asked for some examples or non- n-conductors. After the list had been pretty thoroughly gone over Rob- erts was called on. He puzzled little and then said; T can't remember any more unless you would call motorman non conductor Well, as we have said. we won't make him sizzle, so we refrain from announcing the retribu- tion which overlook him for his delir- jus "bonmot."
 There is an old saying which is to the effect that, happy is3the nation whose annals are short LikeWlse the fellow, likewise Countryman.f But there still fingers in our mind memo " of the letter Countryman write in the German class. mother was sup posed to be writing to her son, When she came near the conclusion she wrote, q will not close" Countryman instead of using the proper word, "schliessen'' for close" used "sch1es- sen" meaning to shoot, and gave us pen picture of mother shooting her son through the mails. Nevertheless we'll wager she missed her aim, as wo- men generally do and perhaps, after all, did not mean to have her commit murder.
 Last. but not the least cooked we give you our grind MacLane. When we mention the word grind" of course everyone takes the fellow to be no lover of the opposite sex. But on a certain trip of the Orchestra club, out of the limits of Gods country, to a place called East Haven, Mac" met a certain charming young damsel and in the ecstacy of his wild devotion ded- cated the following poem to her;
 Lily, dear,
 When you are near,
 always have l
 To shed tear.
 But Lilly, gay,
 When you're away,
 I'm like a lost sheep,
 Night and day.
 In closing our history we would state | hat since all things must see fin | sh' so must this, and we sincerely | lope that all knocks will be taken as ! hey were given with most friendly | ceiling. . susi. .... MSS VERTIE M. KINNEY'S HISTO-
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 Selections from Miss Vertie M. Kin ley's history follow: g < z E. ! Our most studious member is Miss .ulu Johnson She was always study- ng; no matter where she was or what ime it was, she would be found study ng. She must not be blamed for doing his, for she had only seventeen stud es aweek She Is so fond of studying hat she has decided to take a post raduate course at Boardman. Miss will doubtless be able to ex- Jain why she is so anxious to go to 3oardman.
 One would not think to see Miss Hat ie Mallory that she ever gave one bought to any members of the male ex, but appearances are deceitful, for ne day, while walking up Chapel treet, Miss Mallory espied man car ying a basket of home made dough- uts. "Oh," she exclaimed with rap urous smile, q always did like ready lade men," meaning, of course that he was fond of home made doughnuts. Her special friend is Miss Olive Hol- rook These two young ladies sat to- ether. and one was never seen with ut the other. In history, they were he only ones who ever knew anything r could recite correctly what they did now. It may be said that in one in tance they were known to be separa- ad for the long space of ten minutes. he reason of this was that Miss Hol- rock walked a block out of the way l order to avoid boy whom she saw pproaching.
 Miss Mabel Hunter has most ten CT heart One day, or, rather for sev- ral days. she came to school dressed ntirely in black. When asked if she ad lost a member of her family, or ,me very dear friend, she answered in