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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14

II am very sorry, Marie, that youl
mind is concerned always with such
trivial things! You seem to have no
thought for anything better than q
new haiti"
"What's the use? If wanted an en-
tire costume you wouldn't buy it for
me!"-Heitere Welt.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Answered without Hesitation,

maria Jane" said a fond mother,
the other morning, to her daughter,
''did Daniel Johnson kiss you on the
steps last night?"
mo, mamma, he did not"
1t the fond parent had said clips" in
stead of "steps' it would have troubled
Maria Jane to reply.-Tit-Bits. "
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
A. DOublet.

Oars de dubble-breasted jacket,
De dubble-breasted sack:
Oars de dubble-breasted macintosh
Dat keeps de watah back:
Oars de dubble-breasted obercoat,
De dubble-breasted vest:
But dubble-breasted chicken
Wud suit dis chile de best.
-Arkansaw Thos. Cat
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
RenaOn for DOuhf

"I'm suspicious of this DISH" he
said as he helped himself sparingly.
II believe it's an experiment and not
properly prepared at that
'Why?" she asked.
"Wen, 1 understand it was pre-
pared by woman who spends her
time writing receipts at the rate of a
dozen day for household maya
Zine."-Chicago Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Knew Her Buaineaa,

Uncle George-Clara, if you are wise,
you will drop that young Scattergood.
He's a spendthrift by instinct, and
you never can count upon his taking
care of his money.
Clara-Don't be alarmed, Uncle
George. If can keep the engagement
running for another year he won't
have any money take care of.-Bos-
ton Transcript,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
A Full Meal.

"O'Hara wor tn greatest actor Oh
liver saw"
HE WORE"
Eve wor, indade! Phwat did he say
whin tn audience bombarded him wild
cabbage?"
"Pfwat did he say?"
HE towld thin to throw corn bafe
tn MKT day avn he'd how good
meal."-Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
prOvisiOned.

"Did little Jim enjoy that children.
party?" = @3..EE
Il guess So. He wasn't hungry I'M
til the next afternoon at four
o'clock"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
DENMARK.


The members Of the new cabinet are
editors. Mr.. Horup. the editor of Poll
tiken,- the most powerful daily in the
country, was made minister Of public
works Edward Brandes, a brother of
Georg Brandes, the great literary critic,
will hereafter be editor-in-chief of Poll
tiken. Mr.. Korup has been ridiculing the
conservative ministry for years. Now
the king will give him a change to show
the country what he can do himself.
A number of farm houses In Upland
were struck by, lightning and burned
down. Many domestic animals persisted
in-~the flames.~~-A farmer named Jens
Skov, near Lemvig, was Killed by light
ming. .
The manager Of the Tivoli amusement
resort had planned a great conf1agratio
on an artificial island in the lake as a
special attraction. but the police nipped
the plan in the bud, on the plea that
such fire would threaten the Art Mu-
scum with destruction!
The conservatives made a final effort to
include the King to appoint mixed cab
met. But the venerable gentleman had
had more than enough vexation on ac-
count of the immense unpopular1ty of
the, conservatives, and he made a clean
ep.EmThea gmembers" Of the new cab
met are all, pronounced 1eftists. and they
are unquestionably some Of the very abb
est men in that party. The common peo-
pie are jubilant over the change.
1t was reported in these columns few
months ago that a certain Mr.. Olden had
invented a new method of preserving
eggs. 1t was afterwards ascertained that
he had changed the year marked on the
package in which the eggs were pre-
served, from 1901 to 1900, the eggs being
only few days old 1t was also ascer-
tanned that his name was Christensen.
These discoveries resulted in a term of
eighteen months imprisonment for the
benefit of the experimenter.
A statue of Dalgasiwas unveiled at Aar-
hus. July is. Dalgas did more than any
'other man for reclaiming the heaths and
boys of Upland. and powerful organiza-
ton is still continuing his great work. He
died in 1894 About so societies attended
the. unwilling of the monument. The
statue faces the railway station.
The boss family. A COPENHAGEN dailv
offered a pig to the family reporting the
largest number of children, and the
grunter is most likely to go to Ole Jen-
sen. a farmer at Fredriksund, and his
wife. They are IS and 50 years old, re-
spectively, and they have had 25.] chill
dren, % of whom are living. The Oldest
son is 80 and the, youngest 2 years old.
Ellegaard. Of Odense, won the first prize
at an international cycling match at
Friedman, near Berlin the distance be-
ing two kilometers. The prize had been
put up by Kaiser Wilhelm. .,,s
Car Nicholas, of Russia, is expected to
visit Copenhagen In the latter part of
August. The czarina may accompany
him. Dagmar. his mother, was to ar
rive on the last days Of July.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Cynical.

T wonder if there really IL any
honor among thieyes?'' -. ~.
Certainly not. Thieves are just
as bad as other people" -Philadel-
phia Press. H. ~ :, r. - - s"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14

Adelina Patti and her Swedish husband
are stopping at Grand Hotel, Stockholm,
while their summer cottage at the Salt
Sea baths is being fitted up.
Peat cutting and hauling has become
an important industry in Albo. Skane.
The peat that was cut early in the season
was spoiled by the rain. But later on
the weather was so favorable that 1T
took only a very few days to dry and
haul in the material after it had been
cut and raised from the bog. Long rows
OF peat loads moving along the roads
from the peat, bogs was common sight
a few days ago. Some parties have cut
and stored up peat for sale next winter.
A male yak was born at the Stockholm
geological gardens, and it is said to be
the first one born, not only in Sweden,
but In Europe. F& Z
Exceedingly rich archaeological finds
have been made at Limhamn, the most
common objects being pot-sherds. coal.
, CHIPS bows. mussels. and axes and ar
rowheads of flint The objects found at
the greatest depth are supposed to have
been left there about 5000 years ago.
Profs. Jagerskiold and Odhner have re-
turned from a. geological expedition to
Soudan and Egypt. ~; 70"
The following is condensed report of
forest fires, and was taken from Malmo-
tidningen of July Is: 'Stockholm-A fire
was started at Kummelby.H near Furu-
berg, and it is raging with great fury.
Help has been sent for to the neighboring
districts.
Vexio.-A forest fire is raging in Tones
torp, Allgutsboda parish. It is blowing
hard.
Lamhult.-One hundred recruits have
been ordered here from Kronobergshed
to fight the forest fires. There are also
fires at Rydaholm and Ormesberga.
Vnersborg.-Today the fire is raging
worse than ever in Waldo. It is a whole
week since 1t started. and the attempt
to check it at Radanesjon failed. At the
limits of Valbo long lanes were cut and
counter fires started, but to no purpose
The country people are working hard,
and soldiers have been sent from the
Vestgotadal and Bohuslan regiments. No
farm houses have been burnt, but the
stock and much movable property have
been taken to safer places 1t is feared
that the timber on the government land
at Kroppefjall will be destroyed
Ostersund.-The forest fire at Morsil Is
assuming vast proportions, moving to-
wards Morsil and Undersaker Some of
the forests belonging to the Hjerpen pulp
factory were destroyed yesterday. The
burnt district is about five (Swedish)
square miles. Forest fires are also rag
ing in Are parish.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
The Annual Fool,

He took the old musket corroded.
And no thought of danger foreboded,
He said with a scott
That 1t couldn't go off,
And found out too late it was loaded.
-Ju6pn
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
A Full Meal.

"O'Hara WOE tn greatest actor Of
liver saw" - 49, II. =. . IF = =.
,t'He wor??'' sa:S5ss q 20 ..s i +>%s. :. =
HE wor, indade! Phwat did. he
say whin tn audience bombarded him
wild cabbagge?' p :.s..
''Phwat did he say?'
HE towld thin to throw corn bafe
tn mkt day avn he'd how : good
meal. - Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Ctrcum.tance. After Ca.e,

CircumstancesA Alter Cases. ''4',
: Mrs. Dorcas-What does your hus-
band do during the summer? r =
= Mrs. Gayboy depends On
whether I stay at home or 60 away
to the country.-Judge.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Capitol Park.

The first steps towards creating a
park about the new state capitol were
taken by the St. Paul park board, when
a resolution was passed instructing
the city engineer to prepare maps and
plats of the proposed improvements.
The ground to be converted into a
park is triangular in shape, facing the
capitol grounds on the west, and ex-
tending to St. Peter street.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Blessed Ignorance,

zone half the world don't know
How the other half lives" laugh
When I think this refers to the wife
In regard to her better half.
Harlem Life.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Highly Colored,

Ida-I wonder who first started that
phrase. "the pink of perfection %
May-Probably some vender who
sold circus lemouade.-Chicago Daily
NeWA .>.5...5 S..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
From Our Own Omar.

This rose may once have been a maiden's
heart
That had its blissful beat its bitter smart;
This thorn may once have been one of the
teeth
With which she tore dry meat and bone
apart.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Bat Not Her Face.

Gussie Gush-Do you know paint7
Willie enthusiastically, Miss
Gush, nevah noticed it.-0hie Ststs
Journal j.. ~
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14

He-Why does woman always hold
up her skirt in that manner when out
walking?
She-Because- she has no trouser
pockets, suppose.-Chicago Daily
News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14

Chatterton (sourly)-Why don't You
go into the water?
His Wife (naively)-Would you have
me take all the starch out of the col
lar and cuffs of my bathing suit?-
BROOKLYN Eagle,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
Be.innfnR to Doubt.

'Do you believe in the study of the
dead languages?''
II used to be devoted to the class
ics,' answered the thoughtful look
ing man. "But have lately begun
to wonder whether it wasn't mis-
take to spend so much time on Latin
and Greek, instead of studying slang
so that we may be able to clearly un'
derstand the conversation of ou1
contemporaneous fellow man.
Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
The Power of Reitcrntion,

When first a man his greatness tells.
The world with doubt receives him.
But II he tells 1t loud enough,
The world at last believes him.
Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-08-14
&dA!!iiI5zj i E22k{7{ {z5 TX
tFRnEe. Isn't Itf

queer she never got married.
She's so capable and .resourceful ,
woman-so earnest and forceful."
IT'S she?''
"Oh, yes, indeed. She's the kind Of
. woman who can look out for her.
self. Why, she knocked man down
once when he tried to firt with her,
she took a horsewhip to fellow who
spoke of her in a derogatory manner
and she drove Peddler four blocks
with a mop
Eyes, yes" he returned, thought
fully; sit is strange that no one ever
has seemed to want her for q wife,
isn't it?"-Chicago Post.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Il never seems to have occurred TO
Mr. Carnegie that the best way TO re.
duce his surplus and TO relieve the
financial plethora which seems to dis
tNrh him would be to lessen the cost
OF his products. says the Kansas City
Star i is selfeyident that profits
when create such a colossal fortune
as the United States Steel corpora
tion represents are too great. If SIR.
Carnegle Is a man OF conscience it Is
easy enough TO understand his anxiety
TO rld himself OF a portion OF his
enormous riches. though nothing that
he has glvca away has involved the
slightest sacrifice to himself He has
70 much that be can feel nothing
which he has bestowed and il he were
TO de today he would leave behind
him a fabulous estate.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

We have endeayorod TO anticipate
the demand for the latest and most
popular books but may run short be
fore ne season Is over. Late orders
show that publishers are oct and
stocks IA io0bers hands are runninz
low The demand Is unprecedented;
everybody wants books for presents
this year II you get what YOU want
now you win not be disappointed. II.
p. Tyler ( Co. Lilies book store.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
EASY TO FIND

When you find a medicine
that makes your regular food
taste good, when you find a
medicine that strengthens a
weak stomach-then you know
you're going to put some flesh
on.
Scotts Emulsion does these
things. We recommend it
whenever the system needs
more flesh. If you are thin
and able to eat begin regular
doses. That's your part.
SCOTS Emulsion will do the
rest. Not habby-but solid
flesh.
Wen send you little 70 try, If you like.
SCOTT g BOVINE, Aeo Pearl street. New York.
Spanish mackerel Royal Cafe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Il Is stated that Governor Ferguson
will order an investigation Of the af-
fairs OF The Alva Normal school, and
that any member CT the faculty whose
conduct IS such as to be a hindrance
to the progress Of the school will he
removed. As TO some of them this
may be necessary; but the public
records show things which might be
utilized in advance of an inyestiga-
tion Enid Eagle.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

ed him to go, he being too old to be Of
service on the veldt
"Kitcheaer's proclamations began
BY condsmning all Boer farms lying
On the railroad ways; they now In
clude the total devastation Of the two
republics. The Beers women and
children are gathered in reconcentra-
ton camps, where they are dying OH
at the rate Of 1000 per month. How
uncalled tot is this mortality can be
appreciated by him who has lived in
the Transvaal and enjoyed its delici-
ous climate. In no spot does the
stranger mark so many persons Of
great age. Death ia the Transvaai
was once an infrequent thing The
present policy o. the British to ex.
terminate the Beers has thus far been
suffered with extreme forbearance.
The Scotsman says that Kitchen
er's dispatches from the end OF May
TO the beginning Of December indieat
ed Boer losses Of .O0S killed. Cos
wounded prisoners and O.67S prisoners
not wounded, and 1881 voluntary
prisoners, making a total OF lO,3O7 put
out Of action fl six months. The
forces Of Dewet are put at 1000 me1,
while large forces are led by Botha,
Delarey' and others
Another writer on the war puts
Englands expenses to date at only
s4OO. 600. 900. but the London Bankers
Magazine adds another item to the
cost OF the war-the depreciation in
the value of securities. Three hun
dred and twsnty-five selected securi-
ties show loss Of $500, ,OOO,OO since
the war begun, while the decrease in
the values Of British and Indian funds
has been $685., 100000 other securi-
ties have probably lost 5000, 100000,
so that the price England has paid tc
date Is over q billion and half Of
dollars. and the war still goes on.
Eight transports are at New Orleans
to carry over oargoes OF horses for
use in South Africa and there is no
indication that England intends 20
cease her bloody work until the Beers
are exterminated.
It is one Of the most remarkable
spcctacles Of modern times-a little
republic literally murdered By a great
and enlightened nation--a Christian
nation-while other enlightened Chris
tiaa nations look on without a protest
IL England could have Incorporated
these sturdy Beers into her own Ea-
tiona'ity, what a strength she would
have gained. Rough and uncouth
they may be, but they are men--thsy
are fighters. 1t is folly. of course, foI
the Beers TO hope to win, but they
have set the world an example of
bravery and stubborn resistance that
win not be soon forgotten. For Eng
land to give mp the fight would make
that country tine laughing stock OF the
world and British pride would never
consent Bourke Cockran's eloquent
plea for the Beers will do them no
good. The work OF humiliation,
which has already gone so far, win
not be abandoned until the lions paw
has raked in the gold Of the Trans
vaal-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
BAR MEETING.

The Logan County Bar is invited to
convene on Saturday, December 21,
1901. 1880 o'clock p. m, at the district
court room, for appropriate ceremon-
les II me-ory or me late II. c. Hart.
The programme which has been ar
ranged for the occasion is as follows;
L. Organization of meeting.
?. Report of committee on resolu-
tions
8. Reading of the tribute of the
chief justice recorded in the district
court.
4. Brief addresses by members Of
the bar.
Horace Speed,
A. n. Huston,
Jno. n. cotteral,
Committee.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

The Guthrie Daily Loader Is by far
the brightest paper that comes to the
Inland desk from the territory Il has
an up-to-date look and is breezy and
spicy-the kind Of paper the people
like-Ialand Printer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Blazier the Wichita man who rep
resents the American book octopus ia
Oklahoma. is now waging war on Ok
sahSasa saloon interests. Another
legislature viii clip this Blazier's
wings foreyermore.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

The RDy swami is still in charge
of the mt Saloon league. II the
league is anxious to do any real good
it win dump Swami. He's not it,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
Kansas cIty-oraIn.

Wheat Dec. 73a4 May, 77h cash
No hard. 74is G75h; No. 3, 74%;
No. 2 red, SG@S6ia No. 3, S41k 9s51z;
No spring, 1904; No. 3, 72@72h.
Corn, Dec, 6s% @6S1s jan, 6s;
May, 6ggs; cash No. 2 mixed. SIX a
6sSs; No. white, GsK; No. 3. 67@
67%
oats, No. white, 47@47h.
Rye No. ?, 65@66.
Hay, choice timothy, 1850; choice
prairie, 1S.75@140O.
Butter. creamery, 12@22; dairy,
fancy IS.
Eggs, fresh, "a
Receipts of wheat, ~ cars.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
DOM PAuL's BLoopY PROPHECY
AND HOW 1T rs BEING Full
FILLED

When Dom Paul said England might
crush the Beers, but the price would
stagger humanity, the world little
dreamed what the prophecy meant.
Il Was generally supposed that a few
months would end the war and wipe
out the South African republic. n
II were an 70 be gone over again. II is
likely England would be glad enough
10 let The i3oers alone Allen sangroe,
writing IL the Cosmopolitan, says
we know that the English have
thus far spent $500 600 600 on the war.
and have according 70 their own az
count lost in killed 54S Officers and
b,S22 men, ia wounded 1929 officers
and 2S,032 men, IN missing n Officers
and 1000 men, The deaths from dis
ense and accident number 10.7sS No
barsher credits these figures The
lioer5 stin have $4,000 men ia the
feld There in government with
sehalk Burger as acting president
and Kruger Sun holding the real tlue
h holland where his people request
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Judge Havens says he does not
want the territorial authorship. It the
old man four flushing?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Supposing Harry Houston, John
scothorn and Jake Roberts don't want
the attorney generalship? Make EN-
take il.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

viii the territorial militia under
Governor Ferguson side step or stack
arms2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
TopAYs mARKsre.
lBy Associated Preszl


Kansas city--Live Stock.
Cattle 5000; easy 60 shade lower;
native beef steers, 47506.5O; cows
and hsifers. 2.75G5.25; stockers and
feeders, BOOBIES; bulls. 2.25@425;
calves, 3.25@6.s0.
Hogs. 1900; steady to 1Oc lower:
heavy, G.6566.75;packers. 6.35@6.65;
light. 54OQ645; yorkers, 5.25@6.25;
pigs. 425a5I5.
sheep, $500; DC higher; muttons,
3.00@425; lambs, 450@5.S0; western
wethers. 325d41O; ewes. 3OO63S5.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
Attention Ladies'.

AS beautifier, facial massage has
no equal for immediate and lasting
results. Mr.. Jester makes a speciality
Of his work, his equipment including
the latest improved Electrical Roller,
which has brought such wonderful re-
suits in New York.
Remember that more harm than
good is done by incompetent (socall-
ed masseurs who may permanently
injure the muscular tissues Of the
face. Therefore be careful whom you
consult.
Treatments at residence or oflice.
Louis Jester,
40S North First street. Tel. No. 45S.
Guthrie. Oklahoma.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

schley is now no coward but SamD
son has got the prize money
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

stand up rog Guthrie and pull for
the Choctaw
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

A woman who will ask another
woman to show her how to do tatting
almost thinks enough of her to be her
friend.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
wEDNEsDAY. DncEMBER IS, 1901.

Fudge Mcrrick has not occurred for
several days.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Good housekeepers specify Calumet
Baking Powder in ordering. It is sold
&C tair price and is absolutely pure.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18

Spanish mackereI. Royal Cafe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-12-18
ROOMS FOR RENT.

ROOMS to rent. Call on A. G. Jones,
119 West Harrison avenue.
Daily camera., 1901-12-26
r. Cor, . C>IA 10 One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money ifit fails
to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on
each box. 7sc.
Daily camera., 1901-12-26
BEAN-THOMAS.

A very pretty wedding occurred at the
home of Mrs G.. A. Adams Tuesday aft.
ernoon at ago when F. E. Bean Of Gold
Hill and Janette Thomas Of D enver we're
united in marriage by Judge G. S
Aiams. The bride was very prettily
,wned in white India lawn and her
bridesmaid. Miss Nelson of Gold Hill.
was 20 xned in blue silk. They left on
the s o'clock train for Loveland where a
family reu hon is being held at the home
Of bis r1other, Tney will return 10 Gold
Hill in about week, where they will
Immediately go to housekeeping.