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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08
HOW HUITZILOPOCHTLI &
TROUBLED THE TALENT

When the day watch appeared to re-
lieve the night shift of walters at the
Park row beef-an plant the other morn
ing, a night watchman who was rolling
up his apron in a piece of newspaper In
the seullery uttered meaningful
"Psst.' to one of the day shift. who was
twisting his mustache into snaiFs feelers
before cracked Iooking-glass in cor
ner. The day shift waiter looked up and
then walker over to the night watch
man.
Il got one rr tday.r said the night
Waterman. brushing his battered derby
on his coat sleeve "Feller wit, a bun
on was in early this mornin' an passed
1t along He's on the grouns an is next
all right
DOM norAin'. -oin' nothin'.' said the
day shift man, endeavoring to bring the
ends of his mustache. within his range of
vision. Dug up me las buck yistiddy
on one that didn't git so much as a sing
out from tn drop O. tn RIBBON. Me FIR
thu outside-nothin' doin''
Well, / jes' thought I'd open tn gate
FIR youse, that's ALL" said the night
Waterman picking up his wrapped
apron and preparing to depart This
one soun's coed an they'll be a price
tn Teller tel me-"
What's tn, name o. tn poodle?p ask
ed the day shift man. not interestedly.
The night Waterman began to splutter.
-Wheetz-so-''
The day shift man left off fondling his
mustache and gazed at the night watch
man with establishment.
Say, where'd youse git it?'' he inquir-
ed, with open mouth.
''WheetZ-ze-o s-- Wheetz-Ze- o. poot-eo
--'' gasped the night Waterman, getting
red in the face.
Brown tn Wheats, hey?, said the day
shift man, looking at his spIuttering COM
panion wonderingly. That's a fine
name FIR horse, amt it? Wot youse
handin' us?
s-zeo-popo- cackle interchangeable
-coockle-'' splashed the night man.
The day shift man gave an imitation
with his arms OF a man engaged in
swimming, fer. he was standing close to
the night man, from whom much spray
proceeded.
''Aw, gimme a chanst, won't youse?"
growled the night man, redder in the
face than ever. -hoekle-
tree"
The day man placed his hand on his
companions shoulder in a very kindly
way and said;
Lafayette. me boy. go home-drilI out
before tn poss gifts wise t youse or it's
youse FIR new job. Wot youse need is
much slumberin's. This ting O. ridin'
aro1n' in ksbs ali night an punishin'
high wines is goin' t Ian youse yet Lay
fayette. Now run along I tn bunk,
seq
Aw, scissors tn kiddin',' replied the
night nan disgustedIy. u got tn name
o tn mutt On tn END O me talker. but
let's see-W heetz-zeo- pcoe kiey-hey, wait
till I nail tn, morning pape an git a
pipe at Til entries.
The night man slipped into the restaur-
ant and took a morning newspaper from
one of the tables
That's the babe said he, returning
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08
Page OF Sports


for many years. He was a charter
member of the club, and has been
closely identified with its transactions
ever since.
He has imported and owned many
thoroughbreds and harness horses
among them, May D. Hancock. Nisa,
Garfield, w. W. Wood. Lord Brock,
Venus and Gartalene. The latter two
horses are entered for the races next
week.
Colonel cornwell has done much to
promote the interests Of horse racing In
these Islands, and should the maltese
cross be carried TO victory at the com
ing meeting. his success Will be ex-
ceedingly popular
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08
Game Birds.

Most of the feathered game of the Ha-
waiian Islands, the plover. eurlew, AXE
keke, ulili. SPOONFUL, widgeon and sprig-
tail, migrate to the shores of Behring
Sea during the first week of this month
and return with their newly Matched
young in the first week of August, never
deviating more than three or four days
from year to year in their going and
coming. The curlew is the scarcest bird
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

Mr.. Poore-.wn nothing induce you to
marryT
Miss WittA"On the contrary. II Is lne
nothing you have which induces me not
to marry."-DetIoit Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

-u..sy eircled the track in
E,tn. June It'll
[..,u. sigatseers who visited
|.,.terday morning were not
nth anything out of the
~ way of workout A
!. horses we're on the track.
t. done vas of the healthy,
|, SENSATIONAL order.
e. from the track the road
T., mudded, betokening a
,be rain, however. must
| .,tirely local, for the track
! ,-aetically unmoistened.
,sntsring round the track.
1 sriven by L. H. Dee, put in
+ s,s6 and 2:36. The owner
/ mars was very much dis
Nth the showing, and viii
/ ostoroon this meeting
-. Edith r. and Harry
several heats together as
ETood, s:4s, 2:42.
! ia, 2..491s, 2.42. 2;421s. ?
81, s:42H, 2:42h. IA
4 g,Iloped a mile slowly.
rorked heats in 2::35, 2:26A.
half. 1:12.
opened up.
sor with Leonard UP, can't
!. and brushed through the
l., was driven several slow
LEX Harris.
hdden by Piggott, travelled
81
worked along very nicely
rit4.
hi Thomas up, was worked
4, in 40; last quarter, :24k.
. I'D not come up to the ex-
t his connections, and he
mi for much less than his
I'D gave for him
rssd a mile in 2:23k; Lass
alloped six furlongs in 100.
usssy and General Cronje
ME together, the former
supple Of lengths ahead in
+ Hawaiian-bred runner OF
things were expected, has
7eg." and win not start
regretted, for he had been
altering style.
viii, it is said, be the Of
At the coming meeting
Eas never in better shape
ID winners Of next week
: bear in mind TO whom
Tue.
nere rubberers than rub
rack these mornings.
Z the final workouts viii
I'd their owners and train
b TO Town and drop a let
boz before the entries
q seems to hold the key
rs races this year, and
sporting owner see fit TO
anly in the free-for-alI and
the slow classes should
sg2lly inisrsting.
owing toast was proposed
y druhk at a meeting Of a
fuTiEs association recent
de Of ssntient nerves, with
: FemaH The eye of a ga
Fage Of a gladiator, the
slave. the proud carriage
aad the blind obedience Of
Fl The companion of the
AN that turns the moist
spring. in order that ali
have abundant harvests;
ne sport Of kings: that,
sc and distended nostril,
'ls our greatest generals
-ss and smoke of battle to
oRn; whose blood forms
'saients that go to make
-ea all history is written,
NY mutely and sadly in
pulls the humblest of
newly sodded threshold
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

Man loves to kick with might and main
Sad sounds best fit his mouth.
He'll first complain about the rain
And then about the drouth
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

DIDN'T DARE DO OTHERWISE.
Can you afford to allow your boy
to grow up in idleness?" asked the
friend
II can't afford TO do otherwise. an
swered Mr.. Cumrox. 81 don't dare TO
put him into business to lose money"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

rs ~ and not at Makiki.
/ e.ea IN the Bulletin last
t5r,,.s Under the auspices
i ne NED Honolulu Baseball
/ /, r os!, this afternoon,
! he The Stars and the
| ssia ae' nine is about the
1 won the last city
Players. however
b., Practice, tie maiority
b.. played baseball for
Il. =, Despite this handI-
/ ss sIed upon to give the
to be fairly strong
/ he knack of play.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

ing together The teams and positions
Stars Artillery
Catcher.
lin laws ...--.-.-.---.-----... Bullock
Pitcher.
Bower ..,....--..-.......- Buckley Burbank
First Base.
- nut - 49, 80 I ---------.- Berg1n
Second Base.
Al Moore 1890. .:........-..... Hawkins
Third Base.
A4issoli ,e-...--..7 .-.--.------.-.- Boyle
Short Stop.
~. "hoeA ..'.'.--t.... -..t.--...- bennett
Left Field.
oiossh 1880: .-.....-..r.se w elDle
Center Field.
"old Par German ........ Tobin
Right Field
BIGGER and Jones win substitute for the
Artillery.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08
|E AND
FOLLEGE BALL

4nou campus this after
|as at 2;ao o'clock, Oahu
a'nshameha School win
game Of the interscholas-
snpi0nship series. OF the
played the Kams have
colegians one.
game was conceded to
FuHahou furnished a
a game which termi-
Is.lsfacterily. Punahou
a new pitcher. this
= lAis had not been def
last night.
He Probable lineup:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

Col. W. H. Cornwell. president OF the
Hawaiian Jockey Club, has been
prominent figure in local turf matters
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-08

4 THE RUNNERS AND
PAGERS AT THE TRACK

~ cfred the teams and positions
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
Ladies. Don't Worry. 1t Kills.

Most troubles and ills of women are caused
by monthly stoppages; therefore we
recommend and guarantee
Dr. lie Dues Genuine French Female Regu-
lator" from Paris. France to cure and relieve
delayed monthlies. tardy and irregular mems
truatiOn. suppressed menses, general female
irregularities and distractions of the mems
trual system or send free medicine until cured
if prescribed lot fails. This is no swindle or
fake and never disappoints; an honest reliable
reliable medicine. Sent anywhere on receipt of
price. 81. a package or 3 for s.. Retail and
wholesale of Druggists Owen, Frost & Co..
Washburn. 1.-TWO Stores; Bayfield, Pharmacy
Fl. @. Gille, Ashland, A. 81. Miles Iron River.
Lignell & Sodergin, w. Superior: Max Wirth
Duluth.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
Question Answered.

Yes, August Flower still has the
largest sale of any medicine in the
civilized world Your mothers and
grandmothers never thought of US
ing anything else for Indigestion or
Biliousness. Doctors were scarce,
and they seldom heard of Append
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failure, etc. They used August
Flower to clean out the system, and
stop fermentation of undigested food,
regulate the action of the liver,
stimulate the nervous and organic
action Of the system, and that is all
they took when feeling dull and bad
with headaches and other aches.
You only need a few doses of Green S
August Flower, in liquid form, to
make you satisfied there is nothing
serious the matter with you Get
Green Prize Almanac. If.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
Plain Oak TO Democrats.

Louisville July - In editorial under the caption,
'"The Day Begins to dawn Henry Watterson in today
Courier discusses Ohio democratic
and it's turning Mr. Bryan and the Kansas City platform
He says:
Buckeye vaants tired of sucking eggs
them They realize that nfatonism in all it's
losing They to win To win they get togeth
together they must get away from dead
line up live issues.
trial will hold His dictation
power of command 1t simply hopeless DIVISION continued
defeat ultimate ruin Anybody with half this
plainly Hence the Ohio democrats conventions realizing
the situation and acting upon put the past with its
dssentons behind them and choosing
h is the conduct of reasonable and sensible people who
have conditions theories deal with
90 o the devil with their eyes open.
Now days gone by it is the boys in the trenches
whom the party and the country rely the old
passed their checks turned their
But the ranks filing up, and the battle will go
eff Mr. Bryan is he will fall in with the All that he
staying will be trouble
dorganize and disgrunte and in the
credit he has
presently the tramp of the egions will treadng
ali before it Presently the CLEAN of the Mauser
with the improved ammunition fixed
bayones of democracy unterfed and undefed will be
the hops The day has dawned death
that get in the way
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR
Something New Under The Sun.

All Doctors have tried to cure Gaia RRH by
the use OF powders acid gases inhalers and
drugs in paste form. Their powders dry up
the mucuouS membranes causing them to crack
open and bleed. The powerful acids used in
the inhalerS have tirely eaten away the same
membranes that their makers have aimed to
cure. while pastes and ointments cannot reach
the disease. Ar old and experienced practi-
cioner who has for many years made close
study and speciality of the treatment OF
CATARRH. has at last perfected Treatment
which when faithfully used. not only relieves
at once. but permanently cures catarrh. by re-
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and curing all inflammation. 1t is the only re-
medy known to science that actually reaches
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known .'SnnfTies the Guaranteed Catarrh
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Of one dollar each package containing inter-
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and disgusting disease 1t cures all infiam-
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Catarrh when neglected often leads to con-
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Sent prepaid to any address in the United
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Address Dept. EDWIN b. GILES & COM
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
SO. 900 cash Prizes Given Away.

An arrangement has been made
with the Press Publishing Associa-
ton. in which Milwaukee Sentinel
readers are entitled to compete for
the $15, 900 in cash prizes to be given
away to those making the nearest
estimate on the combined official
vote of Iowa, Massachusetts and
Ohio, cast for governor on the 9th
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combined, for governor, and send
your estimate and subscription to
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will receive a certificate which will
entitle you to participate in the
distribution of the $4,000 to be
given away.
The first prize is $4,000 and will
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ETC.. there being total of one
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Every one who subscribes for the
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Address al communications to
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
WORLDS ]
GREATEST :
SHOWS
THE BIG ONE and WHY

1000 People. 40 Famous Funny Clowns.
so Musicians In Grand Popular Preliminary
Concerts. Big Arenas. A Mile Race Track
SIS Railroad Cars. 100 Dens, LARS and Cages
of Rare Wild Beasts 12 Acres of Tents.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
Be Your Own physician

II diseases of the urinary system are not
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BODY ana M awful is the result. The Kidd Drug
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al diseases infamations. Invitations ulcera-
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gonorrhoea gleet etc, or send free medi-
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the only one in America Retail and whole
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what you want.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
Quick Relief for A sthma.

Miss Maude Dickens, Parsons,
Kansas, writes: | suffered eight
years with asthma in it's worst form.
/ had several attacks during the
last year and was not expected to
live through them. I began using
Foley's Honey and Tar and it has
never failed to give immediate re-
lief. Sold by Owen, Frost & co.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18
They Work While You Sleep.

While your mind and bodyrest Cas-
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18

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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18

The TINES is prepared to take
orders for binding of books aud
magazines, and has an assortment
of samples that can be seen, ard the
quality and style Of binding select
ed. Send in your orders, and they
will have prompt attention.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18

Any advertised dealer is author
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burns, ulcers and any open or old
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1901-07-18

Edward Huss, a we'll known bnsi-
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Il wish to say for the benefit of
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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-10-10
EXCHANGE INTERVIEWS.

In regard to Roosevelt following McKinleys policy,
Roosevelt compared the policy rifle and said that
that one could keep the rife and change the Sights neees
say When Roosevelt finishes changing the sights on Nc
and not the old oneGiea Rose eD HeyGS
Any so-caled improvements which Roosevelt might put
on McKinley's policy would certainly be sights"
Czogos has been pronounced by the physicians but
hta seems rather peculiar prohuneiationHoney Gtove
That's nothing they will probably pronounce Czolgosz
dead before the month is out
When dog succeeds in capturing his tail his end is
complished-Chicago Meas.
And when butcher captures that dog he makes both
ends meat
Even Rev Sheldon has failed solve the lady hep prob
lem the forty girls who carry his scheme having
b pfom viii a never b sed While o q" domestic a
fairs the hands Of the gentle sex.Mefia Ledger.
Is right conclude that Rev Sheldon belongs the
gentle just because he is married?
Now the hqTdto-belieye report that fellow in
Liberty county is actually boring for water We don't believe
II he is really foolish we are almost enough to
hope that he may find it,
The gubernatora campaign seems to have undergone a
cooling of process, on for frost killing frost lBa'
bridge (Ga.) SeaychigM
Did you guber' or "gooberl"
as ssy @ o5$sf %4ish sbs 5s GET that
dusrial school.-TerreiI Transcript
Go after the girls and don't crawfsh
If they up any tangled ideas about how
feed and babies the first thing they know they will turn
out TO be something else than babies-Brenham Banner
That's right they might turn out and women
About three years Mrs Mary Phoebe swallowed a
needle Her health began to decline and she treated for
consumption and continued to grow few days ago
proving rapidly Teras Mule
Now if of Texas old nossbacks could be made
cough up the State would be much better off
The death Of Judge Jere Wilson coming SO soon after the
assassination OF President Mckinley and in the midst OF the
atcd profound impressonBcH Ne1oS
1t is record, however that Mr. Breckenridge OF
Kentucky has any messages Of coincidence
The Post has the paramount issues"
to the rear that they will likely catch upaco Times
Herald
Is this OF those laws Of facts of which the TIL
wont pfate merely another premature explosion?
What has become Of the coons and persimmons So far
none have been offered for sale observation-disclosures
|I'jSor.
Possibly the the persmmons and puckered
ont OF sight.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-10-10
COSTLY SINS OF OMISSION.

AS recently called attention to by The Post the
Twentyseventh legislatures sins We're chiefly sins OF
omission.
One of the greatest of these the failure to pro
vide for efficient system of internal quarantine An
other which has been brought to light by recent rul
ing of the commissioner of the general land office
tanned by the attorney general the failure to egs
late with regard to the mineral lands belonging to the
permanent school fund.
At both the regular and the first called sessions Of
the legislature attention called 10 the mineral land
matter by the governor 1t had developed as a result
of the discoveries of petroleum, cinnapar and other
valuable subteIraneous products that the law reguat
ing the acquisition of mineral bearing lands was imper-
feet Ample provision had been made the sale and
lease of agricultural grazing and timbered lands but
adequate protection had not been afforded the rights Of
the State in the minerals that might be found upon tho
discussed but nothing was done TO supply the de.
fcency.
Legislative naeton in this case has been costly to
the State and TO purchasers from the State as we'll II
gave for attacking the titles of the latter at
time when it important for them produce ndis
putable proofs of ownership that they might be able to
take advantage of brisk demand for their holdings
1t placed the State in the attitude of trying to go back
on its contracts because forsooth it had overlooked
the possibility of its fellow hargainers getting more out
OF their lands than it had tough they might produce
The latest complication arising from the egs..
lures neglect of the governors recommendations in
this matter concerns lands about which there is no
controversy to the mineralbearng character, but