The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-02-28
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Ich Mos NIchtI

An night birds calm softly in III d.s," ves@ i
When yer stretchy an contented safe wifi H. tut ~
An til shadders dance an flicker like ..s s ne4S
An yer thoughts thro' dreamy channel. = yer III
long ago. 'oer 70 III
An yeh sigh think o loves young dr..u Il
passin sweet 80 uaw ~.
While tn girl out IN tn Kitchens entertainn Of =,
Love Is the reward o. Twin, care an sorrop a.
Love is worth tn toll an trouble at yer fate ALA,
Love is worthah who tell iti Love i, wo.s youi
lot more whole
Than tn most at you can think Of or IN, u,..
| can do " At w
Love is worth your best endeavor; cast all o,h.,
Make one grand supreme endeavort is worth i '.ss
Hear them out in tn kitchen in tn duskv .v,.;.
Hear til maiden softly whisper Zach d. l.s.a,
mos nicht!' "a
All, there's nothin half sweet in life Youv. 1,
you will know it. Nn
Naught in TIL deep abysses where TIL famed r.x-.,,
sport;
Naught in tn blue empyrean, or on tn earth b.
Naught that is half as love; no eovr, ~,
pds ~
There all may tread measure, and each swain Il 49,. /,
| knghted--
knight of the heart of some fair maid Will. .v.-.-,.,
| ders fit 4'a'
An you sit some back step an feel Just as d..
AS he who's in the kitchen now-ah hear th, ' ss
nichtl" -'a
Love- like Gods gentle mercy faeth soft ON one an i,
An tn same howeer tn tongue may syabs u
word
All nations an all ages have, and shall obey the cali
An he who fights til world fer love truly splendid
Though there's whskers TIL butter an tn biscuits an
dough;
Tho tn flies in tn jug an tn pie |, fun
We krovy ahs ind ;s
An smile to hear her whisper ZACH, du ieberi ii
| NIGHT"
| In New Orleans recently was shot through ii.
heart by blind beggar That beggar have been blind
for revenue only.
Only $s7.5o to to Washington the inaugural f
tivtie Better take it in, it will probably be the last re-
publican Inauguration for long time.
t+<+
farmer of Nebraska kicked dog so viciously tina,
failing land he could his balance and brol.
his neck Had that kick landed that canine would have
been todding along the milky way this.
y +
Carrie Nation society recently organized at Pan
ILL., The members required place their right h.ndi
their Ratchet pockets and soemnly not to leave
saloon while there drink in it.
named Schinkwn recently purchased a picture
George Washington for $raoo He intends take the pie
ture to London presumably hang in his halA
y
If these iadvised explorers
Who insist they'll find the pole
Once would meet Texas norther
1t would make them hunt their hole. ~
If their honey" and their only one,
Their wife, surprising
Fer should rouse them at midnight
With her frigd little feet
They'd eschew all hopes of glory
In the worlds refrigerator .tH
And would do a in ragtimc
Toward the great big hot equator.
4 4
An Eastern magazine is offering cash prize for Tie
best answer to the query: What is the smallest thing
the w0rld If we might hazard guess should say that
the smallest thing in the world is Admiral Schleys chance
OF getting square deal H..
Because he looked like Chicago policeman man was
recently thrown from moving train and nearly killed
bad enough to resemble Chicago copper without being SAND
bagged for il.
The beauty of the encyclopedia is the unexpected
absence from its pages of the thing you most need
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Britain is groaning under burdens-the debts con-
aceo by the erswhle prince of Wales in the amorous To-
uigues OF his YOUTH and the immense expense of the war
with the Beers However these bills represent Love ana
war; they must according to the old adage, be fair
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The thin that's masquerading
AS frst-class magazine
May on investigation
Prove 1o-cent fadadne.
The long lingering, lssome, sweeness-long- drawnpw
sort OF maiden in fashion plates and Gibson ske
never exists in real life yet she get almost as muc
aaratlon as if she the real thing Admiration IS ~
right IN its way but it is the little edcheeked lass OF rsa
Vordupois that the theater tickets and oyster upp
y 4
translator has just presented the following transia'n
OF what he calls poem: !"
Hell burns, burns, burns;
An evident crack-bran sneerer,
The devil prowls and circuates"
II the hrs line of this alleged poem has mite OF H
IN It, 1T is to be hoped that both poet and translator WIZ
sometime have a hot old time.
= =
Hold on there |" she cried to the lad,
1t you do that again I'll call dadi'
He ceased straightaway
. And the maid whispered Say" 80,
]. NJ LEWIS
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