Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-11-11

listened to an account of the dispute
with all the attention of one receiving
news of perfect freshness.
"And | must say" concluded the
young man, that l consider there is
no necessity for girl to cycle, and
that there are many other exercises
open to her of gentler and-er-
more womanly character"
u quite agree with you," said the
old gentleman emphatically.
Il may be wrong'-the colonel
would not hear of it-"but it seems to
me that collecting autographs, for in
stance"
You have taken the words from
my mouth" said the colonel.
"Or croquet-"
81 was going to suggest croquet."
"Or-" Mr.. Frank Daintree seemed,
after moments thought, to be unable
to expand the list. "Well. there are
plenty of things besides this craze
for cycling"
81 call it unwomanly," saidthe col.
onel. Worst of it is, they don't
seem to know where to stop"
"And if they don't know. sir. we
must tell them" urged the younger
man hotly.
IT'S duty that we owe to society
at large"
"And yet, when ventured to hint to
Miss Gale that | looked upon cycling
with disfavor, my remarks were re-
ceived with-well, almost contempt"
81 don't know what girls are think
ing of" said the colonel despairingly.
Fact of the matter is l expect, you
don't 60 quito the right way to work,
Frank You are too deferential, too
| courteous. too submissive Now a girl
like Miss Gale requires the hand of
steel more than the glove of velvet"
Not sure that | quite follow you,
sir" said the other. doubtfully.
"Fact of the matter is, strictly be-
tween ourselves, Miss Gale wants a
lord and master; some one who will
simply make her obey his commands"
THAT was not the impression that
gained from her."
What l mean to say is that's the
kind of man she ought to marry"
Marry" stammered Mr.. Frank
Daintree. a
81 know just the very man." de-
c!ared the colonel, jubilantly. "As it
happens, I've got him in my minds
eye at the present moment"
81 think you'd better keep him there,
sir" said Mr.. Dantree, warmly. This
is not matter that calls for the in
reference of any third person.
you leave it to me, my boy" said
the old gentleman, cheerily; I'll see
what 1 can do"
81 should be sorry to show any want
of respect for you, sir, but 1 must
say"
He won't allow her to rove all
over the place, cycling" said the old
gentleman, confidently. He'll soon
let her know that the proper place
for a woman is the fireside."
Not on a summers day like this"
"All the year round" snapped the
colonel, "al the year round. That's
my dog barking. I must be going"
Before you CO. sir"
"Goodby," said the colonel.
Colonel Daintree was a man who
read his newspaper carefully and COM
pletely, and he flattered himself that
he missed little or nothing. In read
ing his local journal at the bow WIN
dow of his rooms at the end of that
week he came across two advertise
ments which gave him great content.
The terrier on the colonels knee was
also scanning the journal closely, with
q view apparently of ascertaining the
latest news in regard to the muzzling
order.
For Sale-Lady's bicycle. Cost
S10O A bargain. Address Miss E. G.,
500 Fifth St, New York"
Further down was the second adver-
tisement:
Wanted, to Purchase at once
Safety bicycle, with latest improve
ments, for learner. Address Profess
sor Daintree, The Grove, Madison
Ave, New York"
The old gentleman slapped his knee
with satisfaction, making the terrier
jump, and the dog, little annoyed,
went to the window, anG presently
commenced to show signs of recogni-
ticn. The colonel put down the news
paper to ascertain the cause of DIS
excitement, and saw Miss Ella Gale
walking toward the Park in company
with his nephew, the two being quite
obviously on the best of terms with
each other.
Now that Di," explained Colonel
Daintree, rubbing the interested ter
rier behind the ear, that is the result
of what we call strategy. gy."-American
Queen.
No More Royal WHtermen.
Among other economies his maies-
tv has dnfnrn,innd To nll IN no mora