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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
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SI'PERFLIOl'S II AIR. warts and mOlrs painless
~. pamancnty scientifically IFmoyci h,
electric needle: no ~udIs. D"matolOgiCdl Par
loy>. 3i2 Washington avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
Ea stern League
Prayers at Quebe

Providence, ~; BroCkton, :.
Rochester, 30; Bufllo, :,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

foR RENT-Four pleasant rooms, new house
with use Of bath. ct am heat, gas or electric
light, locaton convenient. Linden street. Apply
40 North Washington avenue. g. ID. Stoehr.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

Friday, sept. G.--onc pig is under the pig
chin, one lust behind hi, head and one i, formed
by the hood on the woman'o head.
saturday, sept. The Lion.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

FOR SALE-Csr load Of dra wing and drangnt
horses and good family horses. 222."2i YAK
ford court. j. VI. Field
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

.N~s>'~ N>N~N,>JNOy>yN>>sNs~~ ~N,>N oN>S~~~~N'>>
FOR SALE-Ihrcc tooms, one hall and stair hne
carpets, nearly new. will sell cheap. Apply
O. d. Stochr, i3 Webster avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

FOR RENT -Nne-room house in Green Ridge
all convenicnces large lot. Rent SIS Nd
dress $. G., Tribune.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
Agents Wanted.

WANTED-Gir for general housework at Dalton
Address II r., care Tribune
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
Help Wanted-Female.

WANTED An experienced second girl must b,
good waitress. 53l Washington avenue
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
Real Estate.


We offer the following bargains:
5000 WILL BY single house. Quincy avenue.
Price reduced from $500. NJ. H. holgate.
$500 WILL Buy nov house and lot, Green
Ridge, worth - 800. Owner leaving town.
NJ II. Ilolgdtc.
$1,000 WILL Bl'l two house, and two lots, Green
Ridge. cost, 5000. Mortgage due, owner
cannot pay mortgage. VI. n. lIolgate
s4,5oN Will Buy ten room single house, LOT "ox
ISL feet, Jefferson avenue. Price reduced
from 5000 NJ. II. holgate, commonwealth
building
FOR >AIE-A farm of 50 acres, ~ Madison
township, one and one.Qudrtcr miles from
Moscow; under good cultivation, well watercd,
fruit OF all kinds. On easy terms II. W. SwartS
FOR SALE Desirable property on Church street
Dunmotc. tall on or write W. II. Young,
Water street Bridge Office, pittston, Pa.
FOR SALE-2 story room frame house, lot j0V
$50 on Church street. Dunmorc Call on or
write to W II Young, Pittson, Pa.
FARM OF about - acres; good house and barn;
near MontroSc. Address Box 81 DmoCk,
Susquchanna County, Pa.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09

WANTED Ar ONCE---rcn root men; good climb
crs lackawanna Roofing company 81
Washington avenue
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-09-09
Help Wanted--Male.

WANTED several lahoring men for roohnl
work. tall early this morning Warren
Ehrct COMPANY 32l Washington avenue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-10-20
GRACEFUL OLD AGE.
The Culver.

The Culver
There comes time, he says, when
cricket and football have to be relin-
pushed. The least possible feeling of
STIFFNESS, the slightest imaginable vision
of paunch, the fear Of risking the rSre-
cious life of a paterfamilias. teach can
ton and restraint from these rude sports.
Without exercise-eager, energizing. if
gentler than of old-a vista displays IT.
self OF stiffness becoming inVeterate. ana
pleasing fulness of frame becoming
corpulence. Obesity, shortness of breath
decrepftude, crowd upon the vision The
outlook was hopeless until tennis was in
vented and golf rediscovered. This lat
ter game has done, and is doing, much
to make old age graceful. Some people
think that because they are old they are
worthless, and, not trying what they can
do, give themselves up to idleness and
self-indulgence. This did not John Locke.
for he began his Fourth Letter on Toll
Grafton" only few weeks before he
died. The fire of Ga1ileo's genius burned
to the very end. Sir Edward Coke spent
the last six years of his life revising and
improving the works upon which his
fame now rests. John Wesley, only the
year before he died, wrote: I am now
an old man, decayed from head to foot.
However. blessed be Godi i do not
slack my labors; can preach and write
still" We can all think of old people
whose age was as graceful as it was use
full because they were unlike the lad who
wrote home from school that he felt "a
growing indisposition to every kind OF
eXertion." Cato was eighty when he
learned Greek, Sophocles wrote "Oedl-
pus'' when more than eighty, and Goethe
finished Faust" when eighty years were
passed. Ranl1e and Moltke in Germany
Gladstone and Tennyson In England,
Whittier and Holmes in America, have
given us a graceful object lesson of old
men working hard to the last.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-10-20
Carpets and RmQs.

IN CARPETS we are showing
4 complete lines of Wiltons, ADMIN
sters, Veivets, Brussels, Tapestries and
Ingrains, all regular standard makes, ex-
elusive designs and colorings not shown
elsewhere. To these we ask special at
tention. They are the choice of the sea-
sons product. We have built up an ex-
cellent trade on these lines and are con-
fident of your decision, if you will favor
us with call and inspection. Our prices
are always the lowest.
ORIENTAL RUGS-We could say a
great deal about our Orientals. We pre-
fer simply to make statement. Our
offerings at this time are incomparably
larger and better than at any previous time
in our history. We can please you,
should you require an inexpensive small
Mat at $500, or through all grades, sizes
and prices up TO $1,000. Our stock is
equal to all demands. We have sold
many choice pieces this fall and further
enhanced our reputation in this depart
ment. 1t will afford us much satisfac-
ton TO show you our Rugs in their new
quarters much enlarged and improved,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

One evening last season, at famous
restaurant, In New York, Paderewski
happened to be dining there at the same
time that the New York Goldsmfths'
and Jewellers Association were having
a celebration dinner in another part of
the building. At the close Of the feast
the pianist made his way to the cloak
room and was busy washing his hands
when one of the other party came in on
the same mission. The newcomer stared
at the fair-haired Pole, ind at last, as
he dashed his hands through the water,
said: You're very like Paderewski;
do you know. himY Il am Paderew-
ski" rejoined the maestro. modestiy.
sWhatr' whooped the American, and,
dashing at him, shook both his hands
without waiting for the ceremony of
wiping his own. Before there was any
time for Paderewski to escape the man
from the goldsmiths' dinner rushed to
the door, and, calling to the chiefs of
his party. yelled: Il say, Brown, Jone5,
Robinson, Smith, all of ron, come here;
I want to introduce you t.. my friend,
Paderewski."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
500 REWARD sloe.

The readers OF this paper win be pleased to
learn that there 10 ut least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in al tta
70 the only positive cure known 70 the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional dis
ease, requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure II taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system, thereby Destroying the founda-
ton OF the disease. and giving the patient
strength BY building up the constitution and
prietorS have so much faith In its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that Il feils 70 cure. Gsnd fog list
Of testimoniaas AdSTss.
Sold BY druggists, TIC. ~
Halls Family Pills are the beGt 10y ii
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
NOTEWORTHY ANNIVERSARY IN Tue MS.
TORY OF THE YOUTHS COMPANION.


With its issue Of April 18th The
Youths Companion entered upon its
10th year.
To commemorate this anniversary,
the publishers prepared a richly print
ed souvenir illustrating the growth of
the nation and of The Youths Com
panion since the year The Companion
was founded, 1927. Perhaps the most
significant features of the souvenir
are its three maps. The first show
the small section of the continent DC
cupied by the United States of 1897,
when The Companion began life with
practically no subscribers. Another
shows the system of railways which
cover the United States in 1901, an
aggregate of 1915 miles, The
Youths Companion traversing every
mile of this system once week. The
third map shows the number of SUBJ
scribers to- The Youths Companion
in every state of the union in 1901,
the paper being delivered every week
to 545, 342 American homes.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
The SALESWOMAN
WHY IT, IS SOMETIMES HARD FOR
HER TO BE PLEASANT.
A Clerk In . Minneapolis Dry Goods sters
Tells How She Became A BILE To Per-
form Her Duties Easily.
From the NiunsnD0lis Journal

e . Is" +.
From the Minneapolis Journal
Have you ever stopped to think that
the position of q saleswoman in q
large dry goods store is q particularly
trying one? Working long hours, be-
ing compelled to stand most of the
time, and being expected to look
pleasant regardless of suffering which
she may be enduring, is it any wonder
that weak, nervous women find it i'm
possible to follow, this occupation!
J Everyone will be interested in the ex-
perience of Miss Nellie H.. Tomlinson
of 3l18 Minnehaha avenue, Mime
apolis, Mimi, who. is clerk in one
of the large dry goods stores of that
city. She says:
when I was eight years of age ]
had the scarlet fever and it left me
with weak kidneys and q complication
of diseases. / was nervous and finally
became so bad that j left school and
did not 60 for an entire term. had
headache all the time and was too ir-
ritable to talk with any one. The
least excitemnt seemed to make my
heart flutter and fainting spell
would follow. At times j became SO
dizzy that would have to sit down
until the feeling passed away. My
blood seemed to have turned to water
and / had no color whatever in my
face. was q mere skeleton and had
to lie down several times during the
day, had one of the best physicians
in the city but he did not help me.
my parents-read about DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People in
one Of our city papers and thought it
would be wise for me to give them a
trial. / began to get better when /
had taken the first boz and by the
time I had used two and = half boxes
/ was cured. I can perform with ease
my duties as clerk in . dry. goods
store: Twas never 20 we'll as am
today and it il al due to DR.. Will
liams, Pink Pills for Pale People"
Signed, 5
Subscribed and sworn. to before me
this 26th day Of, December, 1900
s.ses r. n. Thompson, !;
,s Seal ~ Notary Public.
q At al druggists OF direct from DR..
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady.
N. y. Price 50 cents per box: s
boxes, $3.50.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
An Inspiration.

Mrs. Parkville-I have bought you
a splendid box of cigars for your birth
day, Mortimer.
Mr. Parkville-Oh, ah-er-I have
been thinking what luxury that l par
ticularly enjoy, | should give up dur
ing Lent, my dear, and I-er-have
decided had better give up cigars
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Thomas" said the teacher in the
third class in physiology, "can you
give familiar instance of the power
of the human system to adapt itself ia
changed conditions.
"Yes'm, " responded Tommy Tuck.
er. my Aunt Abigail gained loo
pounds in flesh in less'n year, an
her skin didn't crackle particle. "
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Putting II Gently.
Judicial CALAMITY.

ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO.. 100 WILLIAM ST.. NEW YORK
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Mrs. Fitz-Brown thought she had
solved the great servant question when
she employed bright, young Norwe.
gian girl. In attempting to acquaint
the girl with her new duties, however,
she was surprised at her ignorance.
Finally, in diNair, she asked:
What can you do?''
The face Of the new found treasure
frightened, and she replied:
II can milk reindeer. -
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Stubb-I hear that Falcon u coins
TO stop writing poetry.
Penn-Yes; the position in which
the psper brought Oft his last sonnei
discouraged him. e
6tubes- Did they run II 9on the
s'Children's pagef"
RennW We've than that e a,
peared in the puzzle department.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

81 know we'll enough, fellow citi-
Gems, /" exclaimed the fierce hrowed,
shaggy haired orator, THAT the views
that / advocate are not popular. Not
10 days ago while advocating them
from q public platform, i was struck
on the head by . brick and knocked
senseless.
.sWhy didn't you wait until you
got your sense back before you went
to talking again?" inquired man IN
the outskirts of the crowd, in loud
rancous voice. &
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
His Explanstjon.

"What do you mean by having a
womans' letter in your pocket?" his
wife inquired sternly.
I For q moment his face went white.
Then shade of relief chased it away.
ION my word, Maria, / forgot to mail
it for you"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Improved Proverbs.

Quacks are stubborn things. a.
It's a wise giriswho knows her own
mind.
Society 10 the mother Of convention.
Home was not built in day.
Modesty is the best policy.
Circumstances alter faces.
A rolling gait gathers remorse.
/ Airs not old that filters.
Let rs eat, drink and be married. for
tomorrow we dye.
Charity uncovers . multitude Of sins.
Smart Set.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Most Chinese mandarins pa,, q.
whole Of their lives without tak;, -. !.
single yard OF exercise. Thu -.
Marking viceroy Gather Of the NJ. '
quis Tsene) was considered rem,,t.
bic character because he ALWAYS v.s
ed ], 600 steps a day in his uriv,,.
garden. Under no circumstaDs.'
whatever is a mandarin ever seen :
foot in his own jurisdiction "
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Accompany has been formed to control
the process Of printing without ink, and in
short time it IL expected that old
methods will be revolutionized. There is
one thing, however, that has resisted all in
noyations; that is, Hostettler's Stomach
Bitters. 1t is q wonderful medicine for dy-
apepsia, Indigestion, bilionsness, insomi,-
ia, constipation and nervousness. II also
prevents malaria, fever aud ague. Try II
and you will not be disappointed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
YOUR BLOOD CLEAI
Far.Reachine.

Watts-This Carrie Nation crusade
is going to have a wider and more
lasting effect than most people think.
Potts-I don't doubt that. There
will be Carrie Nation vaudeville jokes
for 10 years to come.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

fotee RE Rico is only thirt..,., !.
sise Of Cuba in area, but i sensA y
than half q many inhabit,na,aa' n@
The most densely populated - hb
Wet Indian islands, and /" , alI u
proportion Of this population : !. lIls
than j. found in any 81 :, y NhiA
Islands in its part Of ,t we osAes
There = = higher grade Of work
gence among the Porto Ric :, ,nl.lli.
among the Cubans. ans THAI
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
A rranp's Work.

Hello, Walkerl What y up to
now -days?" s.ss
"Well, Lazy, I'm lookin' fer q
cav, come off! You don't expect
me to believe that?'
''Cert. It's de truth. I'm 1ooikn'
fer chance t. work some soft guy fer
the price OF drink"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Force of Habit,

Mrs. Shoppen-Give me dozen
stamps, if you please.
Postoffice Clerk-Yes m. Two cent?
Mrs. shopper (absent mindedly)-
Are they the best you've got?
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Grolnd Plan ce1niefed.

Naggus Qiterary editor)- How IL your
new society novel getting on. Borus1
Borus (struggling author) Splendid
". I've got the French phrases Fam
going to use In the story al selected.
There's nothing to do new but to NJ ii
the English and divide II into chapters.
Chicago Tribune.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Small Returns.

Subbubs-No, 1 won't bother with
a garden this year. I had one last
year and it kept me thin as rail.
Citiman-Worked too hard in it, eh?
Subbubs-No, l tried to live on
what / raised.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Alum is used in some baking pow.
ders and in most of the so-called
phosphate powders, because it Is
cheap, and makes cheaper powder.
But alum is a corrosive poison which,
taken in food, acts injuriously upon
the stomach, liver and kidneys.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

The number Of railroad men 4.
charged for excessive use Of l;o w
during the past % years has ds .%as
ed from 70 to one per cent. and -
ing the past Is years the propo, tsl'
OF men owning their homes bss 'i Y
creased tenfold. ' ~
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Clearly. True.

"What do you think Of this idea
that Mars is sending signals?" asked
Mr.. Beechwood.
There's nothing on earth in it'll"
replied Mr.. Homewood, emphatically.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Ladies, said the speaker at the
annual meeting of the Boston bean,
bund, II shall, in calculating my
subject, give you nothing but the-er.
the-that it to say, shall give you-er.
the-the decollete truth. ~
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Thinking of buying a cameras If
SO, send for our 1901 catalog contain
ing fully illustrated description OF
every camera made. Kirk, Geary 4
Co., $50 Sutter ST., San Francisco, Cal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Responsibility.

Dodger-I wouldn't be in the shoes
of that New York clergyman who has
married 3,O12 couples in his life.
Codger-Why?
Dodger-Just think what he'll have
to answer for.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Not for Nis lie.lth.

Hubbubs-Why are you moving
from your suburban home?
Subbubs-I'm all run down.
Observation-Disclosures?
Subbubs-No; gossippy neighbors.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
The Teachers Fault.

"I'd like to know why it is" ex-
claimed the angry father to his indo-
lent son, that you always stand at
the foot of your class in school?"
Its cause the teacher won't let
me sit down." drawled the lazy youth.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

The Sudanese natives s.,..,
clothes, cotton goods, sus s,,'y oy
fumes, tea, nails, chains, w;,s ' Pa
er, false jewelry and iron tr;nl. ,es'A'
Geneva. Great Britain iurn;. Is1 !! I
cotton goods, but Germany ae. y
and Italy have almost the mo Mus'rl'
Of the other articles. Germau'u'O
. huge trade in perfumes. y. 0oe
caravan started of recently VIII s'n y
600 francs worth of Germo r'n ~
for the natives. ~ena
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

do you know, Willie, what !
horrible example isf'' said the fond
mother.
Eyes. said the school boy, with :
frown; 'I-never saw any other Kind. .
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Not Anv BETTER Than Women.

A Boston club put up theatricals
for ladies only" and some OF the
lords of creation almost racked them
selves into brain fever trying to get
in,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Domestic Opinions.

Husband-In think only sensible
women ought to marry.
Wife-Well, you'd be . bachelor if
that were the rule.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
A Slim Menu.

Il presume yoau are always filled
with the divine affiatus, said the adj
miring friend to the dreamy poet.
Eyes, answered the dreamy poet |;
Eyes, and that's about all as a general
thing"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Mr.. Newlywed-Come, won't you
break bread with us today?
Jack Jester-No, thanks, old man
you see, I can't stand manual labor
By the way, is it her first attempt :
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
No Wonder.

"Great Caesar! 1t is stated here
that So, 600, 900 is paid annually in
New York for the protection of vice!''
Calm yourself, man, and stop and
think of the amount there is to pro-
tect."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

81 hear there was doings 1t Nc
Ghoolighan's wake. Z
sDoings? There wor 20 many
foine fights, me boy, thot tn wake
was reported in the sportin column. =
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Judge-to female witness-How old
are you?
Miss Passeigh-I guess am
"Pray do not be reckless with your
guesses, madam. We can allow you
but three chances at it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

For $12 we sell one of the finest 4x5
cameras made. Equipped with all
improvements. Send for full descrip-
ton. At dealers, or Kirk, Geary &
Co., $50 Suffer ST., San Francisco, Cal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Enfant Terrible.

Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) DO have
another piece of cake, Cousin John.
Cousin John-Why, really, I've
already had two; but it's SO good I
believe l will have another.
Little Johnny texcitedly)-Ma's 4
winner! She said she'd bet you'd
make a pig of yourselfl
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Hoods Carsaparilla

Corrects all these conditions Its
the medicine that makes tho blood
pure and rich the peculiar tonic
that strengthens every weak function
and bailds up the whole system.
I'VE think there is no medicine that can
equal Hoods Sarsaparilla. It has eured
me Of rheumatism and relieved my hus-
band Of catarrh. have tried It for boils
and have found It fine. When We havs
that tired feeling we take Hoods and in .
short time the trouble is gone" MHs.J.A
REYNOLDS. Stockton, Cal.
Accept No 9ubstltutos
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price Soc
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
a Crushing osteeps.

"Joe, have you ever experienced
heartfelt disappointment"
Eyes; i once tried to dye this old
red mustache browp and it turned
green" ~
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Conflict of Authority.

"How quiet uncle is this morning
eyes, his COZ M and his RI eumatii
don't indicate the same kind oil
weather.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30
Il Would Seem So.

Hix-Has your friend wederlv
hobby?
Orwell, / wouldn't call it sboA
by. It's more like insanity.
Flows that?"
Hes been married five tines
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-05-30

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as a cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322
Third Ave., N, Minneapolis, MIMI, Jan.
1QO0