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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
ATTACKED BY A RAM
MRS. BERTHA SCHNEIDER MAY DIE
OFF INJURIES RECEIVED.

Mrs. Bertha Schneider, 1915 Sigel street.
eighty-four years of age, is at the city
hospital as a result of being painfully IN
jured by ram. 1t appears that sew.
eral sheep were grazing in her yard and
when she went to drive them out, the
ram attacked and knocked her down. she
tried to rise and each time the ram
knocked her down. Her screams for
help brought her daughter-in-law, with
whom she made her home. to her rescue.
with several neighbors, who drove the
sheep away Mrs. Schneider had ner
left hip and two or three ribs broken
and her shoulder badly sprained. She
was taken to the hospital, but owing to
her age her recovery is doubtful.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

that the maintenance account has been
depleted by being drawn upon to pay
bills that should have been paid from the
school building account, and that Is the
reason why salaries cannot be paid at
this time.
The announcement of the comptroller
was made known to the teachers yester-
day afternoon at a general meeting held
at the Central high school, and much
dissatisfaction was expressed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
PILES CURED WITHOUT THE KNIFE

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. No Cure, No Pay All druggists
are authorized by the manufacturers Of
Pazo Ointment to refund money where it
fails to cure any case of piles. no matter
of how long standing. Cures ordinary
cases in six days; the worst cases in
fourteen days. One application gives
ease and rest. Relieves itching Instantly
This is new discovery and is the only
pile remedy sold on a positive guarantee,
no cure no pay. Price, Soc. If your
druggist don't keep it in stock, send us
soc in stamps and we will forward same
by mail. Manufactured by Paris Medi-
cine Co.. st. Louis, Mo, who also manu-
facture the celebrated cold cure. Laxa-
tive Bromo-Quinine Tablets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
FUNERAL OF ERNEST HANFT.
Services Held at Residence of Hi.
Brother, East Rose Street.

The funeral of the late Ernest Hanft,
who died in a Chicago hospital Satur-
day. took place yesterday afternoon from
the residence of his brother, Capt Will
liam Hanft, 1888 East Rose street. 1t
was attended by number of the friends
of the deceased.
Rev. Henry Haserodt, pastor of the
English Evangelical Lutheran Church of
the Redeemer, preached the funeral SER
mon. The remains were inferred in the
family lot at Oakland cemetery.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
RECEIVERS STOLEN GOODS.
Capt. Clark Secures Burglars Spells
in Kansas City.

in Kansas City.
Capt John Clark. of the police force,
returned from Kansas City yesterday.
where he went to Identify some property
stolen from this city. The goods were
found in two trunks taken from Fred
erick H. Weber. The stuff recovered
comprises nearly all the goods stolen
from residences on st. Anthony hill sew
eral weeks ago.
Weber was arrested in Denver, but was
turned over to the Kansas City police
as he was wanted on several charges
there. He admitted that he was guilty
of several robberies in both St. Pau
and Minneapolis. He has served a term
in Saltwater and four years in the Cali
fornia penitentiary.
Among the articles secured by Capt.
Clark are four gold watches, two gold
chains, two pairs Of opera glasses, halt
a dozen stick pins, bronze clock, two
dozen silver knives a dozen silver forks.
several salt cellars, Colts revolver,
an Oriental dagger, two cut glass vases
and pair of gold sleeve buttons.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

cigars and prepared for feast of reason
and flow of soul which has always made
these occasions distinguished. The gen.
eral theme of the evening was The
Church and the Republic" Thomas P.
O'Reagan, president of the association,
introduced Hon. Thomas D. O'BrieD,
POSTMASTER Of the occasion, who proved
to be an ideal master of ceremonies, ready
with his witty comment story and sug-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
BILL At THE EMPIRE.
Manager w inhoIzer Is Putting on
an Attractive Programme.

The excellent free show at the Empire
theater this week is above the average,
and is drawing large crowds. The 1ro-
gTamme contains many good features,
and is opened with a laughable comedy,
entitled Baron Won Klotz,'' by Charles
Ellsworth. The play is funny and takes
we'll
The Winniger Brothers, comedy mu-
steal artists, head the olio and the work
of Ellsworth and Ellsworth, in their
comedy skit, is good. The Bernhard
brothers do some clever aerobatic work
that deserves mention. Other features
are also contained in the elio and help
to make up an excellent show.
Manager Weinholzer celebrated the
first anniversary opening of the theater
last night, and a number of his old
frieLds called on him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
ALUMNI MEET AGAIN
ANNUAL BANQUET OF GRADUATES
OF CHRISTIAN BROTHERS.
SCHOOL LAST NIGHT
SOME BRILLIANT SPEECHES
Judge Kelly, Daniel LAWYER, Thomas
Kane and Father LawIer Help
to Make Reunion Mem
orabIe One.

Over $50 loyal sons Of the Christian
Brothers schools sat at the sixth annual
banquet Of the Alumni association, held
last evening at the Windsor hotel, and
song. story and social good fellowship
made the occasion one long to be re-
membered. The banquet itself was a
royal feast, and while the guests We're
enjoying it to the full. the Twin City
Mandolin club discoursed sweet strains of
music.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
oHacers of shekfnah Lodge.

At the annual meeting of Shekinah
Lodge No. III, A. F. and A. NJ, the fol-
lowing officers were elected for the ensu-
ing year: Herbert P Porter, w. NJ !;
Julian G. Bryant S. W.; Michael N Goss,
J. W.; George A. Doran, treasurer; Tneo-
dore H. Koerner. secretary. The officers
elect and those to be appointed will be
installed at the next regular meeting of
the lodge, Dec. Is.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
BROKE THROUGH THIN ICE.
John Den,nsey Has Narrow E'
capeyFrap Drowning.

. OHh y IA y r. 11-1<' y . "
cape2Fram Drowning.
John Dempsey dr., of 419 North Ex-
change. experienced narrow escape from
drowning while skating at Lake Como
Sunday afternoon. He was skating close
to the band pavilion when the ice gave
away beneath shissfeet and he was precip-
itated into fifteen feet of water. Coming
to the surface he clutehed at the ice, but
IL broke. Other skaters came to the
young mans assistance, but Dempsey
warned taem to keep back or they would
also break through the thin ice. Then,
of the hole. Here the ice was thicker.
and he was soon out of the water. In a
haIf-fainting condition he was assisted to
the pavilion and was soon on his way
home.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
Reyenue For November.

The revenue collections for the st. Paul
district for November amount to s147.-
1859, $50. 900 less than the revenue of the
same month last year. The decrease Is
due to the smaller sale of documentary
STAMPS.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

work done By sNae Alumni association.
The most noticeable thing about the ban
quet was the fine spirit of good fellowship
on all sides and the atmosphere of ear
neStneSs.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
HAD TOUCH OF JIMI-JAMS
UNKNOWN WOMAN MAKES TROU-
BILE AT POLICE STATION.


A woman about fifty years of age
whose name could not be learned, was
brought to the central police station
about 1890 o'clock last night from the
union depot. She appeared to be suf-
feI1ng from slight attack of deliriun
tremens and made things move lively
around the station for a few minutes,
after she arrived and insisted on calling
all of the police officers present pet
names. Repeated efforts of the officers
failed to get her to go upstairs to the
wcman's ward, and as a last resort, four
of them had to carry her upstairs. They
found they had a hard job on their hands,
however, and were glad when the top
stair was reached. She continued to
make weird noises even after being
placed in a CELL and magined she saw
cattle, and frequently called 'Bossy,
BosSy, come Bossy.'
The woman was taken from the Badger
express train on the North Western road
from Chicago, which arrived in the
union depot at 1915 o'clock.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund money If 1t fails to
cure. e. w. Groves signature Is on each
box Csc.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

High class portraits in oil or pastel,
East Third street, st. Paul. Mimi.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

Cold, Headache, Catarrh, relieved
in 10 minutes.-Rev. w. H Main, pas
tor of the Baptist Emmanuel Church,
Buffalo, gives strong testimony for and
is a firm believer in DR.. Agnew's Ca
kinds of remedies without avail after
using DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder I
was benefited at once" are his words.
1t is a wonderful remedy. One application
relieves headache and cold.-13.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03
FER XA !

Order your supplies here
get them fresh-get them
good quality = get them
cheap.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-03

centrate the best in US to our country
and to our Mother Church"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

Scott Remington. Lenawee County.
Michigan: We have no pears and no
plums Apples viii be a light crop
but peaches promise we'll
n. r. Kelsay. Miller County, lndi-
ana: The outlook Is for % per cent Of
crops OF tree fruits. Ny own trees
promise good crops.
Geo. J. kellogg & Sons Rock coun-
ty. Wisconsin: In this section the pros
poets FOR fruit are very poor What few
apples there were have mostly dropped
because Of continued dry weather
There win be a light crop Of pluma
L 3. Hartwiss. Benton County,
Missouri. IA the spring we had splen-
did prospect for big crop of irulI
But the long continued drought has
completely ruined the peach crop. lt
has caused the apples to drop badly
and on the south side they are SUI
scalded. The hot sun and wind togeth-
er have caused a great many Of the
young trees to die. A great many forest
trees have also perlshed. Should We
have an abundance Of rain from no"
on we would have enough fruit ior
home use and perhaps some to sell
c. p. Haskins, Cuyahoga County,
Ohio: Apples viii give 10 per cent OF
a crop; pears 25. Peaches viii be a
fair crop, but there are but few or
chards here. and there will not Do
enough fruit for home consumption
c. NJ. Johnson, Fulton County, I'M
nois. The tree fruits IN my locality VIII
not make one-half average crop, and
the quality will be very Inferior
L. G. Hubbard. Champaign County
illinois, Apples are very scarce, but are
smooth and fair Peaches will be plenti-
ful. but the dry weather is checking
their growth. Only a few pears have
set and the trees are hlghting badly.
Wild goose plum trees are loaded With
fruit; others are stung badly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10
Philadelphia bulletin



LET me tell the story" pleaded the
detective. The truth IS bad enough
without having Il exaggerated Il hap
pened a good many years ago. and I
supposed Il had been forgotten. I have
certainly bought enough cigars 10 bury
It ten foot deep. Soon after was taken
on a beat and put In plain clothes a
rather bold burglary was committed
The dfagnet was thrown out and orders
were issued 10 the police to arrest every
suspicious character IN sight waa
young and ambitious. and It looked
like my chance. ! struck a clew at once
and was hot on the scent when I sud
denly found myself ia the hands or a
green cop who had joined the force
only the week before
'Aisy, now. said he tightening his
clutch on my collar: yes come along
with me-
I'm vain did tell MIN who was
and show my star to prove It. All he
said was.
" I'm too old a bur-rd 70 be caught
with thot kind Of chaf Ne orders are
70 artist all suspicious characters Yea
have crime stamped on your face. Come
along. now. or ON be after clubbin'
yer
There was nothing to DO. Of course.
but TO 60 with him to ths station. what
brand do you smoke7'-Detroit Frss
Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

Press Bulletin ss. Of the Kansas Ex-
pertinent Station. says: Where Il is
possible 70 keep the stock on dried-up
pastures and put them on sorghum or
other pasture. It should be done. II
the stock are kept entirely on the
grass Il win make q allght growth. no
matter how dry and hot the weather
may be. and then when we get fall
rains the pastures kept free from
stock now viii furnish much more feed
and feed later IN the season than II
iramped while dry.
Sorghum. Kafar corn, COW peas and
alfalfa make pasture after cattle be-
come accustomed 10 them. but great
care must be used In starting stock
on such pastures. Al the College We
fn the cattle with straw or hay Ia the
morning and then turn them on the
sorghum or other green crops only ff-
teen minutes the drst day. the next
day thirty minutes. and then increase
fhe tme nfieen minutes each day un-
tn We reach an hour and a half. when
Il is safe 10 ief them stay on al the
time and not give them other feed.
cattle turned on such pastures az frsts
II hungry. win often eat a few mouth
fuit and die IN q few minutes Or hours.
Rape soun as late a. September 4
VIII furnish pasture for hogs Sow
Dwarf Essex rape. Eve pounds per acre
broadcast. OF three pounds per acre
driiiet Il VII Dc % feed In six weeks
after seeding. Al acre win pasture ten
% twenty hoen aaa a. seed costs only
Ten 20 nfteen cents per pound the cost
4 light Rape IS fair pasture for cat
fls. but some trf feed must Be- given
With it 10 prsFeat securing Il takes
q heavy frost io HI rape. 80 that Il
furnishes iats pasture. and kansas
farmers ss1uld ~ a large acreage to
fhis crop
Tarripa should aias BE- sown largely
as che aasd "a cheap. ard u q crop IS
secnfet re turnips vili szrs rrest
assI ol ether feed needed for TIE cat
lls T1une stock and hogs
we have noi had success with lsis
Hn ullleI but H tie fall shonld 1
asur a1s cool nliei would make
faf co
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10


From the London spare Moments A
well-knoWn countess Vas announced
70 speak al costers' gathering in the
East End recently. so the little daurh-
Ter Of one Of the costers-a flower sell
er-Was deputed 70 present the count
ess on her arrival with beautiful bou-
quet
The evening arrived. with an enthu-
siastie audience IA the hall. and pres
emily the countess was announced
The little girl. who had been coached
as 70 what to say. walked along the
platform to where her ladyEhip stood.
and In her confusion convulsed every
one With laughter BY shouting out
ERE yer are mum. Only d penny 4
bunch-market bunch fer a penny"
The countess smiled. accepted the
flowers, and the child got the penny.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

From the Philadelphia North Amer
ican. A judge who had not been on
the bench long enough to have worn
Holes IN Il was attempting 10 do the
learned Decision stunt. when a Bad
Break provoked a Laugh from an i'm
petuous young Lawyer.
Young man. roared His Honor. ruff
fling bis Judicial Ermine. you are
fined 81 for contempt Of Court"
A. the Poor Unfortunate stepped up
% The Captains once. en- Old Farmer
was observed 70 leave the Back Seat
ard hobhls into the Foreground waving
ten Dollar BIN n bis hand
What brings you 70 the bar OF this
Honorable Court interruptine TIE
Course 81 Justicsf" cried out His Hon
or vita great severity. fixing bic sr-
prsms conrt gaze upon the white
Haired Figure before him
roair trying % settle ~ rs The
ia leiions Cheerful Reply nc aa
hnt rer lsIar fnndw NEcn a.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

British officers dining in a military
meas invariably rise and remain stand
ing when the health Of the king is
proposed. In the naval mess Il is Gus
tomary to drink the toast sitting. The
origin o. the difference f. curious
When George ~. was Prince Of Wales
he was once dining on board Of a
man-of-var. and he noticed that when
ever the health Of the king was pro-
pored the officers IN rising very gener-
ally bumped their heads against the
low ceiling of the cabin. He vowed
then and there that when he became
king be would issue an order allowing
the officers 10 remain seated a. the
toast. and one of the first acts of
George Iv. was 70 Issue such an order
buffalo Commercial.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED
GuatIes Is Dlsrepnts or How the Judge
Pared ID 4 Learned Decision stunt
Hamorous Anecdotss ana IncI-
aoon lrcK ron rnE ILL.

COON LUCK FOR THE GIRLS.
When the subject Of bulldogs was
reached. the Major took a hand. OF
rather. he nonopoiized the c1nversa-
tion The Major was Sam 3. Little
Of near Newburg. Ind. and be sai ei
his sobriquet as an Indian dshter ami
frontiersman.
You can talk about your fighters
and your fierce beasts. but had a
couple Of genuine English bulls tha,
beat them all Why. when ] came 10
figure it down those dogs cost me a
fortune 10 incldentals alone They
were 50 mean that they wouldn't let
anybody come 10 the ysr3. nyery SINE
wanted & pound Of eoGee. ia have 70
60 after II or hire somebody on tAs
place 10 make the trip Those dogs
wouldn't allow the grocer to Come in
the neighberhood And as for the ba-
ker and butcher they avoided my
place as II It was pasthouse.
But that wasn't a Circumstance 20
what they DID to the young fellows
who came 20 see my girls, Or rather
the ones that wanted 70 come had
i've girls They we're an pretty and at
tractiye. but somehow there weren't
any fellows hanging around my place.
believe tnat one fellow did come once,
but one Of the dogs got him as be went
over the fence on the return trip and
he did the mantel act three times
day for two weeks. But to see those
girls at a party or dance you would
think from the way the fellows took on
that there wasn't another girl 10 the
state.
"one day the two dogs got IN a fight
Both Of them had these kind OF teeth
that project over their jaws, and when
once they got hold It took thunder
70 part them Well they both got
hold that day. and as the sky was
clear the hired hand took an az. We
buried them together. And don't you
know that the next night there were
half q dozen buggies hitched in front
OF the gate. And II kept on that way
until about six months ago. when the
last OF the quintet was married. And
I'm thanking Providence that It didn't
thunder Louisville courier-Journal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10
REnAxINa LIKE ALApr.

A little girl from an East End slum
was invited with others 10 a charity
West End OF London. In the course Of
the meal the little maiden startled her
hostess by propounding the query;
Does your husband drink
why. no." replied the astonlshed
lady OF the house.
After a moments pause the mlnia-
ture qnerlst proceeded with the equally
bewildering questions:
How much coal do you burn? What
is your husbands salaryi Has he any
bad habits7"
BY this time the presiding genius OF
the table felt called upon to ask her
humble gues. what made her ask such
strange questions
Well was the Innocent reply
mother told me to behave like lady,
and when ladies call at our house they
always ask mother those questions -
Spare Moments
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

The hessfan ny vas brought to this
country in straw or hay imported By
the Hessian troosr during the revolu-
uonary war. u first made lts appear
ance ID I77e on Staten island. whence
II spread 70 Long Island. over New
EneIand then came west The hosslan
az has Travelled from New England
west af the rate Of about twenty miles
a year
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

The mermaid who had always con-
tended with much warmth that Rear
Admiral Sampson would come out OF
the controversy with flying eolors, was
pressed for a reason for her great con-
fdence.
Why cont you see. If the worst
comes 70 the worst" said she "Mr.
Sampson can easily prove an alibi."
The deep-sea reasoning Of a mermaid
makes all the knowledge OF the an
clients look like drlveling idiocy.-Nev
York Marine Journal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

Wheat. oats and rye win Furnish a
large amount OF pasture u the season
Is favorable and while those crops are
IN good condition cattle viii 90 well
on them without any other food than
straw. A farmer paslured Bic dairy
COWS on oats and sold caring the fall
500 worth Of milk for each acre Of
oats pastured. the cows having no 9th
er feed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10


An English writer says; All exer-
else causes an increased consumption
OF animal material This consumption
or waste must be repaired BY good
feeding. II the wear and tear Of the
body Is not sufficiently replaced by
new supplies introduced IN the shape
Of food, the horse viii obviously lose
flesh. and under such circumstances
additional exercise, far from produc-
ing strength or giving muscle, will
cause greater debility. Having laid
down the general principles on which
we think that amount Of exercise ought
to be regulated. we shall not endeavor
TO apply those principles 70 the yari-
GUS classes Of horses
All exercise for a young horse must
al first be gentle, and the increase
must be gradual For horses Of three
or four years old Just taken up from
grass half an hours walking exercise
is sufficient In the second month the
time may be increased TO an hour, and
the horse may carry a saddle, and dur
ing one-fourth OF the time he may be
quietly lounged From the beginning
OF the third month most young horses
may be ridden quietly for an hour, and
perhaps trotted with a light weight on
them during half that time. From the
fourth 70 the sixth month one hour
and halfs ordinary work in the ma
nege may not be too much. BY the
end OF six months the great majority
OF young horses. thus gradually and
systematically got into condition.
should be At for ordinary work A few
Of the weaker and those reduced by
strangles or other sickness will re-
quire further time and care.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-09-10

COMING TO AN UNDERSTANDING.
Mr. Frank R. stockton, the novelist,
was at a southern resort recently and
there met Baptist clergyman. In the
course Of their conversation the min
lister called Mr. stockton doctor" at
which the novelist was much annoyed.
I'm not a doctor" said Mr., Stock
ton.
"No7" questioningly, But doctor.
I'm told the women Of the smart set.
or so-called 400. in New York drink a
great deal"
7 don't know" said Mr.. Stockton.
But ! do know that I'm not a doctor e"
Nor" again. questlonlngly But
a-doctor. I'm informed that drunken
ness is on the Increase among those
ladies
Il don't care" replied the novelist.
so long as you don't call me doctor
because I'm not one"
Nor qneried the clergyman for a
third time. But have been told that
when they can't get liquor they drink
their cologne, doctor"
"Oh.' sighed Stockton. you refer
Of course, TO the Colonial Danes. o.
New York sun