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The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

In western Europe, and particularly
I'm Germany. the employment OF mo-
tors utilizing gases from blast-fur-
naces is increasing. IT Is said that
the use Of these gases, which is not
30 common in England or the United
States. effects a considerable saving in
the cost OF founding. The motors thus
driven are employed principally for
actuating air c-Ompressors and electric
generators.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

An Englishman is responsible for the
following sentiment:
ITO write a book is an easy task; it
requires only pen and ink and some
patient paper. TO print a book is
slightly more difficult, because genius
often expresses itself in illegible manu-
script. To read a book is still more
difficult as must struggle against
sleep. But the most difficult task that
any n may attempt is to sell a book"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Under the auspices Of the Institute
OF France further researches are being
made Ia the famous gr%ottoes OF Men
tone, on the Riviera, where bones and
other remains Of prehistoric men have
at various times been found. Lately
three entire skeletons have been dis
covered.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Four-year-old Helen was spending
the night away from home. aud when
bedtime came, she kneli az her host
ess' knee TO say her prayers. Expect
ms tile usual prompting and not get
ting &, she concluded thus: PLEASE
God, excuse me; ] can't remember my
prayers. and I'm stayin' with 4 lsdy
that don't know any"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

well" remarked Mr.. Upiohn who had
been reading Of the doings IA South Az
rica. "war rs just what General Sherman
said 10 was How "a times" said
MIS-. Upiohn, severely. have j asked YOU
not 20 use prOfane language ia the pres
ence OF the chfldpen2H
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

We promise that should You use PUT
NAM FADELESS DYES ami be dissat-
isied from any cause whatever, to re-
fund 1Oc. for every package.
MONROE DRUG Co, Unionville, Mo.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Farmer MedderH-I wlz in New York
last Sunday. Squire Pompus-Ahi visited
the metropolis. eh2 Farmer Medders-
Waal-er-no. i didn't git round thar. i
don't reckon ifd be open on Sunday. any
how.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Mrs. Gotham-Now they say Chicago Is
to have the most powerful telescope ever
made. What do you suppose that Us fort
Mr.. GOtham-I presume they want to ind
out If the top stories OF their houses are
inhabited.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

First Artist Dauber does nothing but
potboilers nowadays. Second Artist
Yes; he believes Ia art for the stom.
ach's sake.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

'Piso's Cure Is the best medicine We ever used
for an affections Of the throat and lunRs.-WM
o. ESpsLEY, Vanhuren, Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

The wheelwright had not learned to
spell and declared that he never could
manage 20 write rite right.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

The question. "What shall we do with
AguinaldOY' has been solved. He has be-
come a magazine writer.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

FITS FermanentlyCurcc Nohts Or ncrvouanossa tel
fret day 3 use Of nr. kiiue's crrat Nerve Roatoror.
send Tor FREE $500 trial bottle ard treatise.
On X y. hLIhn. lAd.. D ] Anon 81. nhIladalphln. Pa
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

HOW CITIES BURN THEMSELVES
A well has recently been driven ia
the Place de l'Hotel de Vile in Paris,
5r the purpose of a%scertaining the ma
tuue OF the subsoil Of the Frensh cap
ital. The revelations throw light on
the in which great cities. in
the course of centuries, bury the relics
OF their past. First comes a layer OF
rubbish, nearly four and a half feet
thick. dating from the sixteenth CEN
fury to the nineteenth. A second lay
ser, a little over two and half feet
thick, consists Of rubbish recognizable
by the character of its fragments as
belonging to the period from the four
teenth to the sixteenth century. This
is separated from the first layer by a
thin deposit of sand, and a second
sandy deposit covers the third layer.
which plainly shows relics OF the eleV-
enth and twelfth centuries. At the
bottom is a clayey deposit filled with
fragments of pottery and bits OF oak
timber belonging TO the Gallo and
GallO-Roman periods.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20
THE sREHD or BIRDS.

Mr.. g. A. Witehell, an English nat
mralist. says n speed Of flight OF
birds Is often greatly %oYerrated. The
swift for Instance, has been credited
with a speed OF 100 miles per hour,
nd the popular imagination compares
the hght Of a RpanrOw-hawk with that
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

The well posted druggist advises you
70 use Wizard OIL for pain. for he
knows what It has done.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20
Stops the Cough and
Works on the Gold
bromo Quinine TABLETS. Price 25c.

would you like ter be took ter glory
ln g cherryOOt er href' We'll. eff 'twuz
in de winter time mebbe 4 would. but
ga July or Angus rd favor a refrigerator
wild Wingsif
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Poor Hopper Is sim looking Tor work.
isn't hep, Yes, he appears TO have a
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

CReputed to travel with the speed Of a
cannon bali)
o. a cannon-balll Independent Of aid
from the wind. Mr.. Witchen thinks. 40
miles an hour - about the full speed
az a good pigeon flying a long dis
lance. The homing pigeon can be re-
lied on, under fairly easy conditions,
Is make 90 miles an hour. or eOnsid-
erably more. On a short course a spar
row-hawk can outny a homer. But the
sparr0w-hawk frequently fails 10 catch
smaller birds that form It's prey.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

Mrs. WinHloW's Soothing syrup.
For children %teething, softens the guma, reduces iu
hammation. allays pain. cures wind collie b0ttle
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

sent us TWo Dollhra hnls ur money oIdor and
We " N send You by mall ppsip AID a HIGH GRADE
hLhcitil halt, tull str myth. anil equal 20
tho g sold Tor nVe % Ten unia aH much. lneQraled
Tor tho prompt cure Of hnguuatiam. lame hucki
Liver anq sidney troubles, Poor Circulation Nee
Foua Debility, etc. I'M lf value Is known % mi 81
every one but price Is usually uui nol ulu the
reach o. common people HOUSEHOLD bDP4 ny.
Lu-. ulnllL. Ln-u-llu
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1901-12-20

L0NO-LIvED ENoLnH EN0nEs.
The British are feiicltating them
selves that they have discovered
eomsfhins nriuah superior % Amori-
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Feminine Ffnanctertpr.

He-You owe me ten kissesl Pay upi She-Explain. sirl
 'I won 'emi You know very well wa. gered dozen gloves against ten kisses and won l."
 She-Oh but kisses, you know He firmly )-Kisses should be paid just as religiously as any other debt. She tthoughtfully1- the same as note2
 fYes"
 cor check?"
 "Yes."
 "Or-or a-draft?"
 Certainly"
 Then, you poor fellow, I'll give you ! draft OF mammal"
 (He never smiled again. )-San Francisco Bulletin.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Strike on Chicago Alley L.

Chicago, Sept. 29.-After an all- night session the operating employees of the South Side elevated railroad (the Alley L) struck at five o'clock Saturday morning because of the re- fusal of the company to grant a hori- zontal increase of 9 cents per man for n ten-hour day. The decision to strike came after committee had failed to securef any satisfactory re- sponse to an ultimatum sent to Pres- ident Leslie Carter's home at three o'clock Saturday morning. Over 200 men are out,
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
RESULT OF A COLLEGE RUSH.
Two Students of Purdue University, Lafayette, Ind, Fatally Injured
 In Class Rush.

Lafayette, Ind, Sept. 29.-At three o'clock Saturday morning there was a general fight after rush between sophomores and freshmen of Purdue in which clubs were Used. Several were injured, and it is feared that Edward Owner Quinn, of San An tonic, Tex, and James Hudson, of Pittsburg, Pa, will not recover.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
End of the Boer War.

The Beer war which has been raging fer the past two years, will soon be ended ae- cording to the latest advices. News of peace will be hailed with joy by all War is ter rible thing and has slain many people, but we believe stomach troubles have slain even more. When the stomach is out of order, and you suffer from dyspepsia indigestion, fatulency, sick headache or constipation, we would urge you to try Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It will cure you.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Another Severe Engagement.

Manila, Sept. 3o.-Capt. Lawrence J. Hearne, of the Twenty-first infantry, reports severe engagement with in- surgents near Candelaria, the Ameri- cans losing one killed and two wound- ed. The insurgent loss has not been ascertained. The Americans captured 3O,0o0 pounds of rice and several hun dred rounds of ammunition.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
WiscOnsin Enrm Lands

The best of farm lands can be obtained now in Marinette County, Wisconsin, on the a low price and on very favorable terms. Wisconsin is noted for it's fine creps, exec! lent markets and healthful climate. Why rent farm when you can buy one much cheaper than you can rent and in few years 1t will be your own property. For particu. lars address F. A. Miller, General Passenger Agent, Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Rail. way, Chicago.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Another Record Smashed.

Finding undgested food in the stomach o' Siberian mammoth that had been dead 50,000 years breaks the record for chronic dyspepsia.-Louisville CourierJournal
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Sue-"Mabel was terribly disappointed last night" Belle-"In what way?" Sue Why, Charley came around and said he was going to tell her the old, old story " Belle-"And did he propose" She-"No; he told her about Jonah and the whale. = Philadelphia Record.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
tnir WarninE.

Time, ll:45 ?. ,a.
 < sound resembling a distant peal of thunder IS heard distinctly oTe-aead.
 Naat was taat:' asked the young man as he started Up from the parlor sofa in alarm.
 That echoed the fair pride of the household. "Oh, that was only papa drop ping hint
 And hastily gathering the hint unto him. self the young man carried it out into the gloomy night.-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Lawyer sheepbound is turning his atten. tion to religion" That old backslider, You don't mean it" 'Yes, do. He told me he was down to the courthouse to-day and prayed for receiver for one of his clients. ."-Indianapo News.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Friend-"Hallo, Mike! Of back to ould Ireland, eh? But where's your box?" Mur. phy-"Faith, an phwat ud do with box" Friend-"Why, put your clothes in, of course" Murphy-"Phwatt an me go widout ?"-Glasgow Evening Times.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Where Beaux Arc s,ar,.

Mir Perk;ns-I had to do five mems work, Mir. Simpson-Gracious! In your office , "oh, no; at that summer resort. De troit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Greens Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy specialists in the world. Read their adyer- tsement in another column of this paper.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

"Why don't you put on your hat, my boy?" remarked the summer boarder. Don't you know you're likely to be sun struck" 'tYes, know, but if I go home with wet hair an dad ketches me there'll be a son struck, anyhow. ."-Philadelphia prpSS
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Very Suspic;o,Is

My daughter, you have been out with one of those football players again" said the watehful mother.
 Why, how do you know, mamma ?"
 "Why, l found long hair on your blue shirtwaist. "-Yonkers Statesman
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

II man wants quarter for an article and you are not willing to pay that inrc3' don't haggle; let him keep it-Atchison
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
Crushed ARniu

Drummer tin train)-Is this seat en- gagged?
 Coy Country Maid No. but am.-Judge. There is not a moment without some duty. -Cicero
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Sweat or fruit acids will not discolor goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Sold by druggists, l0c. package
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

is graphically described in No II New York Centralis -Four Track Series D Every person interested in tine growth of ourcom- merce should read it. Sent free on receipt of two-cent stamp by General Passenger Agent New York Central, New York.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

What loneliness is more lonely than dis trust.-George Eliot
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Pso's Cure for Consumption is an infall- ble medicine for coughs and eolds.-N. ". Samuel, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. F, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Fond Parent-'Isn't he fine little chap?" Prize Idiot-"Rummy little shrimp, 1 call it. How long have you had it?"-Punch.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

When tools speak out Tn meeting let wise men hold their peace. lest the fools break it-Atlanta Constitution.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Every loafer hangs around some other man who would otherwise work.-Atehison Globe
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

That noble animal, the horse, has outlved the bicycle, and will survive the automobile. Town Topics
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
AN AMERICAN REVERSE.
Company C. Ninth Infantry, Almost Annihilated by Filipinos
 in Samar.
COMPANY ATTACKED AT BREAKFAST.

Of seventy-Two Only Twonty-Four Es- capped, Eleven Of These Being Wound ed-AlI the Company Stores, Ammuni- tIon and Rifles, Except Twenty-six Rifles Were Lost
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Lots of men would rather lose a friend than a dollar-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Lives of great men occasionally remind us that success is sometimes due to mere huke.-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

The Public Awards the Palm to Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar for coughs. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Some pretty girls are attractive despite their beauty.-Chieago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

How disappointment tracks the steps of
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Many women mistake courtesy for ad mration.-Town Topics.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04
WISE PAINTING

Not much wise painting done; poor paint, mostly; too cheap. Nobody wants it poor; everybody wants it cheap.
 Devoe ready paint is cheap because 1t isn't poor; it's un- like any other; because we guarantee results instead Of materials.
 Wise painting is-Paint in the fall and use Devoe.
 Ask your dealer: he'll get it fer you. Book or painting free if you mention this paper. GOOD-PAINT DEVOE. CHICAGO.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

The early morning bath hath gold in it's mouth.--Frankln.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

bowel and for hd-Cascas They them like candy Cascas
  pleased have back That's @ isn't h We sold six mi the world & and soc box soc box months treatment for the worst case o bad liver  and the dealer offers something else good he s We guarantee them what you ask for and will be satisfied.
The Monticellonian., 1901-10-04

Yes, of course, you do, and you want hin, to live and enjoy lie. the good things you can give him? Then help him live rieht When his skin gets yellow and he looks bilious, his eyes red and watery, his breath smells bad, e9 times out of 100 his liver is logy. Now, if you want man to look well, feel well and be well, keep him in regular habits! Give him plain wholesome food, and make him take Cas- carets to stir up his liver. Big doses of salts and strong medicines make him weak
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
King of Denmark's Palace. {

Fredensborg Is the largest Of tho
King OF Denmark's palaces. 1t has al
imposing exterior. and Is surrounded
by wonderful avenues of lines, but Is
extremely simple in its interior ar
rangements. The bedrooms are small
and furnished In the plainest style, and
there are hardly any dressing rooms or
wardrobes. A very wonderful view
may be had from the palace roof.
which is made entirely of copper. This
metal Is much used in Copenhagen;
some OF the steeples have copper steps
by which they can be assembled Rosen-
borg has handsomer exterior than
Fredensborg, and Is full of beautiful
artistic objects, including, It is said
the finest Venetian glass In the world.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
HYGIENiC BATHING.
Public Swimming Pool Dangerous I,
-.- Public Health. Y

Public Swimming Pool Dangerous to
Public Health.
The dangers Of the public swimming
pool should not be forgotten by those
suddenly interested In the subject Of
cleanliness among the poor OF the
cities. The proper methods Of bath
Ing are four: a. BY the bath in
ocean water at the seashore For only
9 very few Of the entire people, and
Tor but ne-fourth Of the year is this
possible. Such bathing, like many
other kinds Of bathing, is not for
cleansing the body. (2) By the bath
tub with pure water, possible only for
the well-to-do, and limited number
In public bath houses. (s) BY
the spray or rain bath, the sole meth
Cd advisable in public baths, and es-
pecially II supported by the benevo-
lent, by the state, or by city appro-
priations. (4) BY means OF sponge or
towel at home, even with only a few
gallons of water. This method should
pc encouraged by hygienists, physi-
clans and all those who would dis
criminatingly help forward the cause
OF the public health. The free swim
ming bath for the vast majority Of our
people Is impossible to provide IL the \
water shall be pure, and it Is impos- =.
sible to keep the water pure when 1t
Is provided. We leave out of the count
the not-to-be-sneered-at fact that un-
less the bathing Is done unclothed.
soap and cleanliness are not thought
OF, and, even at best, modesty. that
hardly-won' virtue, Is not encouraged
In public bathing. The only incontest-
able fact is that the public swimming |
pool is danger to, not a promoter of. |
the public health. The newspapers,
the politicians and the seltishly charlt- !
able are right In their efforts to en- |
courage cleanliness, but the mere de-
sire to do good nowadays does net pre-
vent the fianl result from showing
wasted effort, and. not infrequently. |
positive evil Science should ballast !
our sentimental.sm, and nowhere more |
carefully than In socialistic expert
ment and fervors. Philadelphia Am.
erican Medicine.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
whisky ANA WhisIsey..

What is the difference between whis.
Ky and whiskey? Most people imagine
that 1t Is =, mere difference in spelling,
but correspondent writes that. In an
swer to a written order for whisky,
given to spirit merchant. Scotch was
sent. This led to personal interview
with the seller, at which 1t was pointed
out that the customer always bought
Irish.e never Scotch. The order was re-
fer1 ed to. and the merchant, placing his
finger on the word whisky, said. with
out an sc" 1t denoted Scotch II Irish
was required the spelling should be
whiskey. It would be Interesting to
know why e"&should spell Irish. ~
Tendon Chronicle. f.,".5s.r =. ~ %E
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
Serum for Snake Bite.

DR.. Calmette, the director OF the
Pasteur Institute at Lille, is the dis
coverer of curative serum for snake
bite. He was severely bitten recently
by poisonous reptile, and at once
gave himself an injection Of his cure
His hand swelled badly and acute fever
set in, but during the same day he was
well enough to attend meeting of the
general committee Of his department
and to make an argument In favor Of
a grant of money to a sanitarium
which he has founded at Lille. On the
following day he was perfectly we'll.
having thus afforded in his own per-
con, albeit unwlllingly, a convincing
proof of the efficacy of his remedy.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
Artificial Larnyx Used.

The latest achievement In surgery Is
an artificial larnyx. The patient using
1t was presented before the Academy Of
Medicine. He was able to eat and
speak. The apparatus consisted of u
vulcanite reproduction Of a. larypx adj
apted above the trachea. A rubber sdi-
aphran~ replaces the glottis. 1t vi
brates, but gives only one note. The
patients speech is. therefore. mono
tone. A metallic grating prevents the
ingress of solid food. Liquid food falls
into funnel, and is conducted to the
oseophagus. An interior oriflce facili-
tates respiration.--NewY York Herald.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
KILLING TO CURE PATIENT.
The Gid-Time Method Of Bleeding Pao-
,4 pie to Death.

4 y
a. pie to Death.
All kinds Of cures for rheumatism,
from baking to yibsatton, are now be-
ing exploited, This disease. Judging
from the amount OF space devoted to 1t
in the public prints. is getting to be
more and more a common complaint.
Tip" seems to fairly revel In new
and wierd cures for the affiiction, and
the patent medicine advertisements
set forth a tempting list of remedies.
Probably the reason that people with
rheumatism did not talk so much
about 1t in the old days was for fear
the doctor would be called in. One
has only to look over an old medical
book to realize that visit from doc
tor q hundred years go was no joke.
Here is a book on "The Practice Of
Physic," printed In Edinburgh in 1884
"a hundred and seventeen years ago.
It is written by the foremost doctor of
his time, William Cullen, professor in
the University of Edinburgh, First
Physician to His Majesty in Scotland
and member Of all the learned socie-
ties. In It's day '.cullen's First Lines"
was the greatest medical text book In
the English language. Now this Is
what DR.. Cullen would have done to
Tip or any other seeker after cure
for rheumatism. The learned doctor
says: THE cure requires in the first
place an antiphlogistic (nfammation-
checking) regime, and particularly
total abstinence from animal food and
from all fermented or spirituons
liquors.; substituting vegetable or
milk diet. Blood-letting is the chief
remedy In acute rheumatism. The
blood ought to be drawn in large guam
tity and the bleeding to be repeated In
proportion to the frequency, fullness
and hardness OF the pulse and the VIC
lence OF the pain. For the most part
large and repeated bleedings during
the first days of the disease seem to be
necessary" In addition to these gem
eral bleedings the doctor recommends
local bleedings wherever there appears
any swelling or redness. New York
Press. .B5 @~@
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
The nishop as q pari.hioner.

It Is told of Frederick Temple. now
archbishop OF Canterbury, that when
he was Bishop OF London he was eS"
amining theological students on the
matter of parish calls. AMI offered him
sef-as an object-lesson for such a call.
He went into the next room and lay
down on a sofa, with his face to tire
wall. and a young Irishman, Whose lot
1t vas, entering directly after, walked
up to him, laid his hand on DIR. Tenn
pies shoulder, and said: "Ah, Freder-
lex, Frederick!--the drink again!"
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-11-28
Parental snrcn sia.

Yes" said Farmer Corntossel, sour
boy Josiah is devoting a good deal Of
time to games and light literature jess
at present"
isn't that rather an Improbable re-
sultG'' RI s.& - ..
Yes. But, you see. all the cabinet
offices an big diplomatic places Is
hlled: SO I reckon Josiah feels that
there amt much else for him to do ut
present. Washington Star.