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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-01-10
MISUNDERSTANDING
Fir ben ,Norbtern" beri6tet pom &esiirar
Serrn Sobn SO. gmmel.

Ssrrn Sobn M. Gmmel.
Mdtbias Static unb Satin on Ser
narb 9erbins, iir It 8 bid 40 Sree=
mans abb Nelroie 5 500
&atie S0iden unb @atte an 6enrp
grunin9, fir nj It A bid IL, Sree-
port 1900
9enrp Srunin9 unb Satin on s 9
@obfenbers, fir nj 1t 4 bid IL,
Sreeport 1885,
Gilbert &ubolpb unb Satin an Ssacob
&noolpb, fir let g Is Z l26 81 80 900
Srafer & Sasfamp als Grrs an Sris
anselbed, fir nw4 nm4 Sect 81
124 &l 80 $40
Sermam S66ner un6 Satin ON 6p
glente, fIr Its l q 2 bid l Sreeport 500
9 9antmerien an anna Yoppe, fur II
nn4 Sect 33 { 124 Sl 90 II. aneeres 5000
8 6 Bulls unb Satin an 9 3 Gm=
mons. fGr Mt mel Sect A 3 122 ri
81 uno anberes 2770
@uitap Diber unb Satin ON Marea=
retba &6ier, fir lots 5 & 6 blod 10
Stearns abb ct. Gloub IT'S
eSSobn 6 &asner unb Satin on .Sobn
Sasner ir, fir let nm4 Sect 26 3
1876 81 81 unb anberes 1000
{ . @repes an @mos San Nurbeu,
fir mel let Seet II 3 121 81 90 500
Senrp glenfe unb Satin an Soiepb
&in9mutb, fir 1t ID bid l Sreeport 300
Sos &insmutb on Serman S10ner,
fur tbeil Its 5 & 6 bid 6 Sreeporr $50
Sobn 8 McGonnel unb Satin an
Suian &alfmann, fir tbeil int net
Sect IA { 124 &l % 1876
gfid Meper unb Satin an & gS Ser
baar, fir let Seet IL { 126 6l SO 1900
German 8enplfen unb Satin an Wo=
ris Soi1en, iiir unserbeilt uon
MI lp4 Sect 80 { 127 ST 81 unb
anberes 4T5
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-01-10
Mi9isan.

Oetroit. - 8unbesmarl9au
EaplOr uerbaftete Sreitas Trant Sar=
rel unb SEQ. @alace auf bic 8e=
|idulbisuns bin, gu @panbotte Yoit=
idfe, Die @elb, gbeds unb @e9Iel
i'm @ertbe BON 800, 900 entbielten,
seitoblen gu baben. Gin Stid zines
ENVIRONMENTS, bas bur9 3ulammen=
iteauns anberer griefcouuerte, bic an
Ser Steqe, no Der Yoitraub porse=
tommen war, sefun6en mur6en, Elm
goupert btlbete, murbe i'm 8elibe bes
einen Der beiben 8%erbafteten sefun=
ben.
mani t der 2ei6ltau BON
9enrp &abema6er cling Sonntas
Worsen In Slammen auf, mobei 20
gferbe umfamen. gtne gauge Geibe
9duier, bic einen @ertb pom $685.
900 baben, brannten nieber. Die
0et9e zines Mannes murbe In Ben
Srimmern gefunben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-01-10
@iSeonfn.

Yratrtebugbie = Sam=
flag Mittas lesten idmmtli6e Nrbet=
ter Der Prairie bu gbten @oolen
Miqs. unsefdbr so on Der 3abl, in
Solse elmer 5,procentisen 9~obnberabs
lesuns bic Nrbeit nteber. Die Sabrif
bat uiele NuftrdSe.
e.-Die Wisconiin @beet
@orts baben etnen sroBen Muftras
auf Tabrrdber aus England erbalten.
Oie g~erlenbunS wirb per SpecialSus
mad SEEM Oorf erfolsen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-01-10
@aDinshM.

SeattIe. - Die 6iIentli@e 8iz
bliotbet Der Stabt Seattle 1T tn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Anxious mother-My dear daughter,
don't you know that it's scandalous to
have so many men making love to you?
Daughter-But, mamma, how am to
help it?
Mother-Why don't you wait until you
are married Flown Topics.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02
ssTICKEY'' BEER.


Miss Peachy Grubb il q charming girl
OF WellsvilIe. W. Va. who j. longing Tor
some real nice young man to treat her
to more euphcni0us name
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

He lin his wrath1-When married
you I had no idea what a fool you were.
She lin her equanimity) THE fact
that 7 was willing to marry YOU should
have removed all doubts on that podnt--
Boston Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Wife-oh, Harry. I didn't expect you
home to lunch.
Husband-Well, aren't you glad to see
me2
wife-Oh. yes; but I have nothing but
sausage
Hnsband-well, being hungry. Tn.
prepared for the wurst.-Philadelph
Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Church-What do you think of an
Englishman coming over here to tell
US how to run our newspapers?
Gotham-The first thing you know
some blasted Britisher will be coming
here to tell us how to get rid Of fog
Yonkers Statesman.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

They won't keep long, said the pes
sinist.
what won't keep long2" asked the
optimist.
Neither the good resolutions nor the
new diaries. ''-Pittsburg Chronicle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

He-Oh. yes; he's eloquent. But 7
speech.
she-No, his mouth isn't pretty, but
then it's partially hidden by his mus
tache. Philadelphia. Press
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Feminine doctor (to the servant
Annie, I am called on an urgent case;
someone has fallen from roof. Bring
quickly my gray dress, my black hat
with the blue feather and my light
brown gloves.-Fliegend Blaetter.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

II never had my day. sighed the gen
tleman with the suspicious clothes
However he added, htfulIy cheering
up, II have had several nights that
were peaches. Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

And you want to take my only child
from me in my old age?' said the old
man, tearfuIly.
We'll" replied the young man. slow
", Il don't think I would want to take
her in her old age Smart Set.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

MY man, tell me how you came to be
a tramp
"Oh, bless yer. they got me T. jine one
O. these Don't-Worry clubs, an got
SO I didn't keer when I lost m job. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

't'ordick IS an enthusiastic COLLECTOR OF
curiosities,' said Perkasie.
I know replied Bunting "A man
told him he had the original telegram
that Caesar sent to Rome. sVeni, vidi,
vici, and Fosdick never rested until he
had bought it from detroit Free
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

More new gowns!" he cried.
why. yes she answered sweetly
All of mine are last century styles. -
Philadelphia North American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Customer Tin BARRIERS chair)-So you
haven't heard Herr Won Thunper, the
World-famed pianist2
German barber-Nein; dose bianists
neffer batronize me. an so I neffer
batronize deIn.-Tit-B
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Father .Neptune-What's that howl Of
lamentations
The Dolphin-The swordfish is fighting
mad because he couldn't kiss the meri :
maid--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Briggs-I hear you have been operat-
ing in Wall street
Csriggs-A great mistake. I've been
operated upon.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Tess-Miss scrawney says she just
hates to go to the opera.
Jess-Yes, but what she means is that
she can't bare to go to the opera
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Possibly the Chinese would take a lit
tie more kindly to Christianity if they
realized that you can believe in it with
out practicing it.-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

She-I do believe you forget that this
was our wedding days third anniver-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Willie-Pas what's a fixed star.
Pa formerly an actor)-A fixed star,
suppose, is one who gets his salary
regularly Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Fortieth friend (since brealxfast)-B
Jove. old fellow, you've got a fearful
cold. What are you taking for it,
Sufferer hoarseIy) -Advice.-New York
Weekly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

He-Indeed, I didn't I just met the
second of the notes ] negotiated to buy
the furniture when we were married
Indianapolis Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

portrait in your whole collection.
Mr. Wacash--You betl Why. my wife
and I are constantly quarreling over
who should have him for an ancestor
Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

I'm never surprised at others doing
It, but when a man, and a man newly
married at that, gives his wife a hard
name its too much for me =
What is it," his better half inquired
eagerly
Here's a Pole just been married and
his name Is Dzozstchwslzy- Philadel-
phia Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Somebody has grossly imposed upon
the credulous eastern press with the
story that there were fifty-six detectives
present at a recent Contingent" party
in this city
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

'sWhat's the matter with your asked
the sympathetic friend, IAN attack of
grip?''
mo, this isn't grip. I haven't time to
stay at home and send for a doctor.
Thfsfs simply a bad cold ''-Washingto
Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

whats your definition of satire?''
Satire" said Miss Cayenne, lis
something that compels you to laugh
against your will in order to let it ap-
pear that you are not angry. Wash
ingf0u Star
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

WAGGONER. 7sl Kans.
MAN, S33 Kans. Ave WOOL
WALKER. ABB Kans. Ave G
STANSFIELD, 632 Kans. Ave
DRUG CO. 823 Kans. Ave. r
ARNOLD DRUG co. 821 N. 4
LEY & SNOW, 9Th and kans
LIDAY. 523 Kans. Ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02
THE ORIGINAL
WCRcESTERS HlRE
- BewaFe "a IIlifations

III a. highly approved for the very agreeable zest
which il imparts to Soups. Fish, Game, Hot
and Cold Meats, Salads Welsh Rarenlfs- etc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

First .Burg1ar-aow many rooms wuz
| dey in dat house you cracxed7
Second Burlar-I dunno. I WIZ on'y
I interested in de hauI.-PhiIadelphi
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

ssF'rom burial alive the patient cried,
Il beg you viii defend me-"
mo fear Of that, SIR Doctor @zck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-02

Where is the head for this poem on
the gaillotine2H
Dropped in the basket. suppose. p
Mail and Express
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
ABlr OF FooLIsHNEss.

The action of a few Epworth Leaguers
at Clear Lake in formally protesting
against the election of Mr.. Cummins be-
cause of his past attitude toward prohi-
bition cannot be viewed in any other
light than the silly performance of set
of enthusiasts. The prohibition issue is
not involved in Iowa politics this fall.
There is no demand nor no desire on the
part of Mr.. Cummins or the republicans
who have nominated him to change the
status quo of liquor legislation in Iowa.
Prohibitionists OF sense and Judgment
realized this when they supported MIR.
Cummins, as many of them did in the
pre-convention campaign. In johnson
county where the hardest fight for and
against Mr.. Cummins was made the
leader OF Mr.. Cummins' forces was Mil
ton Asmley, ex-attorney general and a
most uncompromising prohibitionist. In
Greene county Cummins instructions
were pushed thru the convention by P.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
Pity the Poor Farmer.
[Cincinnati Enquirer.l

The average farmer has always been
accused of being a chronic grumbler.
Whether he is or isn't is aptly illus
trated thru conversation ex-United
States Marshal NJ. A. Smalley. of Tole-
do, had with one of them in this county
recently. MIR. Smalley Is assisting in
securing the right of way for an electric
railway. and learned thru one of the ag-
riculturlsts his Views. In an opening
conversation Mr.. Smalley said:
Haven't you got big wheat crop?"
Yes said the farmer.
Isn't your prospect for corn fiatter-
ing?''
Couldn't be better"
How did your hay turn out?"
about two tons to the acre"
Cattle and hogs doing well?"
Yes
Fruit and poultry and everything are
pretty good, amt they?"
Yes
I'm fact your crops this year are rec
ord breakers?"
The farmer reluctantly admitted that
they were.
well. then, what are you complain
ing about?"
Well said he. medltatively, these
here big crops exhaust the soil SOL"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

1T was the Cumming march that did
the business. His forces marched
straight to victory remarks the Keo-
kuk Gate City.
The Boone News thinks king Corn
himself seems hardly to know where he
is at"
The Cambridge Dispatch is OF the
opinion that "the United States govern
ment will hear some things said about
itself Of the nature of. Consistency!
thou art q jewel in connection with the
recent lottery in Oklahoma, or we are
much mistaken"
The Sioux City Journal is impressed
with the thought that "the attention
devoted by the outside newspapers to
the Iowa pre-convention campaign indi-
Gates that what all the world really
loves is a fight.
The Cedar Rapids Republicans says
the man who's willing to hold the once
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
DIFFUSION OF The Tramp EVIL

AT Sleepy Eye, Mimi, three hoboes
are IN Jail for assaulting a young lady
on the street in that place. Tramps are
plentiful there and it is stated that this
is the third occurrence of a similar kind
that has occurred there. The incident is
instructive in showing how these vaga-
bonds thrive and become a menace ia
society during the warm season, or dur
ing period when little attention is paid
to repressive measures. The wide liber-
ty permitted in this country means Ii
cense to this class that will neither work
lor permit honest people to pursue their
ways quietly and without molestation.
1t has been quite fully demonstrated
that labor is not what these hoboes are
after, for up in the locality where this
outrage occurred men are in active de-
rnand for harvest work. They will not
work so long as they are able to obtain
food without it. The stone-pile cure has
been considered the most effective rem
edy to keep them out OF cities and
towns, but the open country is lelpro-
tected. Some better method must strike
at the root of the evil. Boys must be
taught, as they grow toward manhood
that labor is honorable and desirable
and parental effort must be made to
keep them employed. In this way they
may be led away from evil influences
and lazy habits. Unless society protects
itself by some represslve measures OF
greater strength than those now in
vogue it will reap whirlwind of disas-
ter in the near future.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13

is the man to do the worrying about
the financial end of the governorship.
1.-THE rest of the people need not con-
Germ themselves about II" 1t continues.
IF Mr.. Cummins is willing to give all
his time to the public for salary which
is less than that now paid him by a
single client, that is his business, not
the public's. He may even deserve
some degree of commentator for will
ingness to serve the public at his own
financial disadvantage
The Fort Dodge Chronicle, dem,
says the only "bogie man. the demo-
Gratis have to fear as the outcome of the
republican state convention is that Ed
Hunter may take it into his head to re-
turn to the democratic fold.i
According to the Kanawha Record
1.-The party that was claiming every
thing in sight before the convention not
only got that but also some tina. was
out of sight,"
The Burlington Gazette. DEM, insists
that "it only requires little careful
judgment, and honest purpose and unity
Of action on the part of the Iowa demo-
Gratis this year to make Mr.. Cummins
think that he has race on his hands,
The ottumwa Courier decides that
Political crow is not often nearly as
black as it is painted
The Britt Tribune thinks that IF Mr..
Cummins can do one-half that his
friends claim for him, Iowa will be too
small for him and we may hear from
him in higher places later"
AS the Davenport Republican looks at
the convention outcome, 1.-The result will
have a tendency to purify the politics or
the party"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
Astounded the Editor.

Editor S. A. Brown, of Bennettsville,
s. c.. was once Immensely. surprised
Thru long suffering from dyspep-
sia,' he writes, my wife was greatly
run down. She had no strength or
vigor and suffered great distress from
her stomach, but she tried Electric
Bitters, which helped her at once, and.
after using four bottles. she is entirely
well, can eat anything. It's grand
tonic, and its gentle laxative qualities
are splendid for torpid liver" For In
digestion, Loss of Appetite, Stomach
and Liver troubles it's a positive guar
anteed cure. Only soc at Geo. P. Pow
ers' drug store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13
A GOOD IOWA PLANK.

One of the planks of the Iowa repub-
l}can platform is to the effect That we
assert the sovereignty Of the people over
all corporations and aggregations of
capital and the right residing in the
people to enforce such regulations and
restrictions. or prohibitions upon corpo-
rate management as will protect the in
oividual and society from abuse of the
power which great combinations of CAPT.
tai YIELD
While the platform is not supposed to
have been written by friend of Mr..
Summins or of those members of the
PARTY that favor more equitable assess
1nents of railroads, it covers the point
admirably. All that the fa!r-minded and
progressive republicans of Iowa demand
Is the sovereignty of the people over
all corporations. All else that is deslra-
Bile in the way of just assessments or
equitable action must necessarily fol-
low. If, on the other hand, the sover-
eighty of railroad corporations over the
people and their representatives be-
comes distinctive feature of political
or administrative life, then the will of
the people is ttwarted. If railroad cor
pofations or any other great interests
become offensive factors in trying to
control conventions, nominations and
elections, their restraint and rebuke can
only come by the exercise of 1.-The sover-
eighty of the people over all corpora
tons" The plank is good one. the
trainers Of the platform "builded better
than they knew" and the declaration
meets condition which many members
OF the party believe to be demanded nv
the situation at present in the Hawkeve
state.
While this is true. it does not mean
unwise antagonism to corporations nor
injury to railroads nor unjust measures
against them. 1t means only that each
shall sustain the proper relations to each
other, with the people exercising wise
checks and restraints.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-08-13

z
ours. While his is a banquet simply SUI
perh, sumptuous and satisfying. we
quietly MUNICH the dark meat of the un.
attractive bird and find consolation in a
.ohs1de ration of the case OF the old pti-
lcsopher who cheerfully and thankfully
chirped:
And are we still alive? and do we still
rebel?
IT'S wondrous, tbs amazing grace that
we are out Of hell!'
Howe Falls. Citizen.l
There are quite number of reasons
why the Cummins movement assumed
such proportions. The character of the
opposition, as eSemplified in Blytheism.
helped Cummins. The false issues
brought up against him helped him.
The young men helped him. But the sue
cess he attained in the campaign is att
tributable largely to the united and de-
termined efforts of his friends and to
the Cummins' organization for the fight.
[Traer Star-Clipper.l
Such is the record of the greatest state
convention ever held in Iowa. 1t was a
record of barter and trade. It did not
represent the sentiment of the people,
Especially in the matter of railroad com
missioner. But it was republican con-
5vention and 1t nominated a ticket Of able
men and the Star-Clipper is for the tick
ct Cummlns could not have been nomi-
mated on the first ballot if at all had the
other candidates remained in the field.
hut Herriott withdrew under promise
of the nomination for lieutenant gov
ernor, and turned his strength to Cum
Minis. The deal also included the defeat
of Mowry. The slate went thru and the
most brutal thing ever known in Iowa
politics, as admitted by Cummins man
in the combination-th defeat of Now
ry-was accomplished.
Rockford Register.l
1t is Cummins by injection. Now let
every republican get out and yell for
Cummins whether he feels like 1t or not.
[sutherland Courier.l
And this last success, to be followed
by his election in November, VIII
strengthen him (Cummins) SO much,
that 1t will be idle for his enemies to at
tempt again his overthrow. He has won
after hard reverses and he has won per-
manently.
[Creston Gazette.1
There was no band wagon feature
whatever connected with the conven-
ton. The majority factor held itself to
its own lines, and the opposition lost no
part of strength as the voting proceeded.
No effort was made to have the conven-
ton pass upon the nominations unani-
mously. More. than 700 delegates in the
convention simply took their medicine.
They have been republicans and they
will continue to be republicans. They
have believed stubbornly that wisdom
would have made modification of the
results in some or in all respects. but
the highest arbiter in party authority
has been heard, and by that verdict the
minority will most certainly abide.