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Smyrna times., 1901-03-06
] B. COOPER'S STORE

Flour, Meats, Butter, Lard
Sugars, Coffees, Teas, Rice
Crackers, Molasses, Syrup. SAT-
Spices, Pickles, Soaps, Oils. Soda
Candles, Lye, Baking Powders
Blue, Extracts, Soap Powders
Canned Goods. Starch. VINEGAR
Barley, Powder, Shot, Tobacco
Cigars, BroOms. Baskets. Rnct
cts. Tubs, Washboards. Oilcloths
Brushes, Ropes, Twines. Nets
Corks, Lead, Seeds, Medicines
Threads, Cottons, Needles. Pins
Hose, Suspenders, Towels. Crash
Umbrellas, Whips. Toothpicks
Looking Glasses, Table Knives
Pocket Knives, Scissors. Purses
Combs, Musical Goods. shoe
Findings, Balls. Banks. Games
Shaving Articles, Fishing Tackle
Walters, Spoons, Lamps. Lamn
Fixtures. Pipes, TOPS, Wir@
Goods, Tlnware. China. Stone
ware, CrOckery. Glassware
Enameled Ware. Earthenwaro
Flower Pots, Pipe Guards. Bibles
Hymnals. Albums, Blank Books
Memorandum Books, Poems
Reading Books, Picture Books
Pass Books, Writing Paper. Mn,
SIC Paper, Fancy Paper, Wrap
ping Paper, Drawing Paper. En-
velopes, Cards, Inks, Pens. Pen
clls' cI States. Tablets, Papeterius.
..halk' G'rayons. Erasers, Mu-
GGIIlage, GARDENERS, Fruit Jars.
Fans, Backing, Bonds, Deeds,
Notes, Tacks, Bells. &c.
The above gives an idea of the vari-
ETY., but you will learn more about tbe
STOCK, and the quality and the condi.
tlon and the prices and our wav of
dong, business if you patronize the
store Tor awhile.s Call and see.
j. B. COOPER.
Smyrna times., 1901-03-06
OVer=WOrk Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through
your kidneys once every three minutes.
Smyrna times., 1901-03-06

Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble. because the heart is
oVer-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries
1t used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys.
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their beoin,
ming in kidney trouble.
ltyou are sick you can make no mistake
by first dOctOring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect n Dr KiIraar,a ,,.ia
owamp-ROOt, the great kidney remedy is
soon soon realized. 1t stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most DISTRESSING cases
and is sold on its merits f-1hrl
by all druggists in fifty T-.y IA a s3'7rs-;l.
cent and one-dollar siz- e Es;ai!!
es. You may have 'a4as 4l;:;l }
sample bottle by mail Home of sa-a1za D.
free. also pamphlet telling you how 10 find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble
Mention this paper when writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
4 Mare With Golden Teeth.

s. The task of filling eleven teeth of a
horse with gold and silver was per-
formed at New York recently. The
horse was Anna, a sorrel mare, owned
by. Jefferson Seligman, the banker.
Anna is Mrs. Seligman's. favorite sad
die horse. MIR. Seligman and his fam
lily are at Long Bfanch Anna is
handsome animal, and has taken first
prize. for saddle horses in the Madi-
son square garden horse show. She
has not eaten for three weeks. The
veterinary who examined her found
that eleven Of the mares gteeth-fve
upper 4incisors and six lower ones
We're unsound. He took a number of
large drills, several other instruments
and several hammers, with a quantity
OF gold and silver, to Long Branch,
and began the operation Of cleaning
out the cavities and filing them. The
mares teeth were in need of a good
deal Of drilling. Cocaine was admin
istered to her. Her legs were not tied
and she stood during the entire opera
ton. Two cavities were filled with
gold, sufficient to fill ten teeth for a
man. A proportionate quantity of sill
YER was put In the other nine teeth
New York Tribune. &z
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Ibsen Wanted a Barber.

One enthusiastic Ibsenite, while still
rabid, will content himself in future
with admiring the master through
his works. Officially called upon to re-
side in Norway for a season, he, after
meeting the playwright on several oc,
casions, invited him to pay him visit
He found Ibsen a most difficult guest.
He was extremely sensitive and senti-
mental, and his feelings were con
stantly being hurt. The morning after
his arrival the guest did not appear at
breakfast. Instead, a message arrived
that he wished to see the eldest son
of the house. As the eldest son was
not present, the puzzled host went to
see what the difficulty might be. 1t
seemed that 1bsen desired the eldest
son to act as barber, that being the
custom of the country His host ex-
planned that, in The first place. the ED
est son was absent, and in the second
that had he been present the operation
would have been fraught with peril
for the eldest son was conspicuously
.unskilled. 1bsen was advised, there
fore, to seek professional assistance
AS there was nothing else to do Ibsen
weeping departed and had his upper
lip attended to professional y---L ippin-
colts.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
TlTBITs FOR L he TABLE.
Dishes That Have Been Regarded a,
Rare fseliGacieS.

Dishes That Have Been Regarded as
Rare DelIcacIes.
There are many viands once highly
esteemed by epieureans that the mod
5ern chef knows nothing about AS is.
we'll known, the ancient Israelites ate
locusts, fried in oil, and many modern
travellers in Africa have pronounced
Well-cooked locusts to be sueculent
and nourishing with something Of the.
taste OF boiled eggs. The old great
philosopher Socrates, who knew sew
seral things, considered a dish of we'll
cooked grasshoppers to be more tooth
some than quail on toast and the
French army in Algiers found that
grasshoppers, simply boiled in salt
water were not only good eating,
but valuable addition to army diet,
and the old campaigners carried the,
custom back home with them, so that
today grasshoppars are valued in
] many French provinces; as an article
Of food. In Poiiiers, France, the
children catch grasshoppers in the
fields and eat their eggs raw. The
natives on Lake Nyassa, Africa, catch
IN nets small fly called the koungot
and make cakes of them. They are
said to have the taste Of caviar. IN
many Of the South Sea Islands spl-,,
ders are the. chief table delicacy. In
portions Of Central and South Ameri-;
ca caterpillarsz are choice titbit, and
have been approved by some travellers
WHO have tasted them. The palm
worm of India, a white, oily insect,
about three inches in length, is con-
sldered delicacy by the natives,
whether eaten raw or cooked in va
rlous ways. It is sometimes united.
with -four and made into cakes, or its
Oil is extracted and used as the base
for gravy and sauces as an appetizer
with other food products. The white
ant OF India and Africa. fried in but
ter, is also a choice article of food
In Australia the larvae Of the horned
caterpillar are regularly sought for
food. They are found in decayed trees
and have a value and flavor according
to the species of tree they are taken
from. The natives eat them raw,
but the civilized tribes prefer them
fried We can imagine the lady Of
the family, with her market basket,
dickering for her favorite brand of cat.
erpillar eggs. Chicago Chronicle.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
More Profitable Than sheep.

@ One of the most astute proprietors OF
grouse noors in North Wales cleared
off the sheep from his moors some
years ago, with the result that the
$3.50 a year he got for the grazing OF
1000 Welsh sheep has been more than
doubled in the increase Of grouse
rental he enjoys from this improve
ment. To Americans it is a source OF
establishment that grouse are found
more profitable than sheep by a NUM-
Der Of land owners IL Scotland and
Wales.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
FAN River easily leads all other MAJ

4 Fall River easily leads all other man.
ufacturing centers in America. It has
about one-ffth of the cotton spindles in
the United States, and more than twice
as many as any other industrial center
in America. It makes S43, 1000, 600 yards
Of cloth annually. Every morking day
its mills weave more than 1900 miles of
cloth If all the mills could be run on.
one piece, the fastest express train
could not travel fast enough to carry
off the piece as it is, woven, since the
product is more than two miles a min
a1te.--NeW England Magazine.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Killed fnr Fair,

" our face is very FAMILIAR said the
congressman, as he shook the ealloused
hand Of constituent, ':but I really
can't recall your name.'' a.~tT
I don't wonder d bit at that" said
the caller. It's all the fault of that.
dunn fool editor of our'Il. The time we
had our last county fair, he went an
printed my picter. with Bill Perkins
name under it.',-Cleveland Plain Deal
er.-Cleveland Plain Dealer. S.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Wagering Contracts on Futures.

Wagering contracts on the future
market price Of grain, where it is
shown that, notwithstanding their
terms, no actual delivery of the grain
was contemplated by the parties, are
held by the United States circuit court
Of appeals. in the case OF Metropo litani
National Bank vs.. Jansen (10S Fed.
Rep. 5772), to be Illegal and void il the
United States even In the absence OF
an express statute declaring them IN IN
raid
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Nor Go Wesfs

In order to be great or famous said
the ambitious youth, st is not neces-
sary to mingle in the haunts Of ponp
or attract the patronage Of the great.
Look at Diogenes. He lived his sinpIa
life and made a success of it,
Yes" answered the Practical Per-
son. But Z doubt il we would ever
have heard a word about Diogenes if
Alexander the Great had not stopped
one day to pat him Oh the back
Washington Star. .3 r.. IL
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
How,a This2

We oferOne Hundred Dollars reward for AM
ease OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ha1lI
Catarrh Cure rs ~ ~
f. j. CHENEY s. CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known E. :.
Cheney for the last Is years and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga.
tons made by their firm. s. ~. * -..@
.81S West s. Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
O.; Waiding, Kinnan s. Marvin, wholesale
Druggists. Toledo, Ohio
Is Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally act.
ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
{ OF the system. Testimonials sent free. Prizes
a5c per bottle: Sold by all druggists. '. =. Il
Halls Family Pills are the best ~.' .~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

+ BROOKLYN, N. Y, Oct. I-People who
have headaches know what they are. and
those who take Garfield Headache Pow
ders know how completely and how quick
~ they can be cured. This remedy is pc
culiarly adapted to the needs OF nervous
women. 4 Es1 - = = trtz. = -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
NeW .DiScinIina

Eyes, T have him trained fine. He
oIeys my every word. When take q
walk + just say: -Hec, will you come
along, CT wont your And he either
does or he doesn' t"-Philad elphia Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Are Won Using Aliens Eoot-Ease.

It is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting. Burning, Sweating Feet,
.Corns and Bunlons. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s.. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N Y
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
An Emphatic Oninion

7s Bridget O'Hoo1s han (read ding Sure.
the paper says a pacemaker got his
head and collar bone bhroken at a BIZ
cycle race to-d y. So
81 9 Fioolahan temp )---Wil1, b.
COB. ony mon deserves to hoy his head
smashed who is fool enough to be a
paeemaker, an 4 interfere wild a good
foight g! BROOKLYN Eagle.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
All Servants Alike.

ToWne--I could rever understand
why political officaholders are called
public servants. rs. Il 81 ss
Browne Why not I?
. Towre- Because they are really our
bosses. ga ISL 5s5 53sz.I 81
kept house. did you Philadelphia
Press. 45 5s.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
The Professor.

TT remark BILE. Annchen, said the
. hsel1t minded old German professor
81 can step more than q few inches q t
a time In my new shoes. &
.s.5s IS wonder. GU We put them on.
and they are still tied togethe as they.
came from the store. p hi1ade lphia
Times.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Exidance.

Parke--Yes, sir; if you once live in
the country. you Will never live any
where else. , s. l q
Lane ou must have bought a house
re.---Detroit Free Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
His Answer.

Pa, e said Willie, looking UP from his
book, whats the Spirit Of '76,' any
way
Spirit Of TO- his pa replied. II
gtess that's any twenty fye-year- old
whisky. IF hilade1phia Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Makes a Difference whose.

T beg your pardon, madam. but you
are sitting on my hat" 49,.
..Oh, pray excuse me; I thought it
was my husband s.''--Tit-Bits ~.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
More SarinusL

see that the anarchistic italians
have been thinking of blowing up tbs
consul at Nesp Y orl'' II
Great Macaroni! What ere theJ
going to blow him up within FIJI
Dynamite.
Al. !. heW: T thought it. might be a bel
lows! ''--C Cleveland Plain Dealer. 4
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Lalies can Wear sI,oea

One size smaller. after using Aliens
Foot Ease, al powder It makes tight
or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot,
sweating, aching feet ingroWing nails,
scor1ls and bunions. All druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Trial package FREE
by mail Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE.
Row NJ hes 81. @5
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Optimistic.

No, said the business man, ST new
er lie about my business. It doesn't
pay"
But how about your advertising
man ?',
At this he became thoughtful.
He describes the bargains and op-
portunities as he Sees them he re-
piled. IL he has falling, it is optin-
ism nothing more Chicago Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

Accurate Description.

IVY nat KIND OF a cover IS this on your
un1brelIa9,' said the inquisitiVe friend.
Z Well, !, answered the unblushing per-
son, judging by the way il came into
my possession. and the way it will
probably depart, should call Ii q
changeable silk change.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
FatiEuing.

II Mr.. Pathiot-This country has mains
stained8a standing army for many, many
years.
His Wife Goodness sake, Henry
They must be Greadfully tired! Ohio
State Journal. s5 HI 5s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

Brooklyn, N. Z. ], Oct. 4.--The value OF
Garfield Tea, the herb medicine. is sug-
gested by these facts: It is a specific for
all diseases of the liver, kidneys, ston-
ach and bowels it purifies the blood and
lays the foundation for health & ~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

Many a 1aboring mans down in the,
gold.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

Women, as a rule, are ready to shut
up when money begins to talk.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
No Change below.

! ''And they even say electricity Is
to be the fuel of the future. !,
WHY was urli the impression
that it was still to be birthstone -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30
Ripe.

green?
I Parert--N lay, ma y, my son: it was. the
best pippin on the whole tree. Ohio
State Journal. zs
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-11-30

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are fast
tosunhg hit. washing and rubbing. Sold
by drug gists, Zoe. per package.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1901-09-25
Advertising Problems.

In the little Dutch city of Leiden
the municipality itself manages the
public advertising. and so frees the
picturesque, canal-cut streets from un-
kempt boardings. The city erects ut
the principal corners and by the canal
bridges boards of neat and attractive
design for public notices. A project
ing top prevents the rain from tearing
or washing away the bills, the boards
are surmounted by ornamental wood
work, and the advertising Is thus not
only kept in bounds, but is made al
most artistic. OF like purpose, and
better known, are the familiar kiosks
of Paris, and the city-owned pillars OF
tneatrical bills. In Paris vigorous agl-
tntlon has lately arisen against the de-
facement of building fronts by hugely
lettered signs, and there are ordinances
which prohibit the attachment of no
ttces to any tree on the public way,
or to the municipal lighting apparatus.
In Rome the municipal and Govern
ment acts are posted on marble tab
lets owned by the Government and re-
served for this use. Private announce
ments are on bill boards, of regulated
size and form, which can be erected
only on permission from the property
owner and from the clty.-Current Lit
erature.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1901-09-25
An English Country Bank,

Rural customers attach great i'm
portance to the banks outward ap-
pearance. A thrifty tradesman hav-
ing opened deposit account with
bank distant some thirty miles from
his home the cashier had the curiosity
u ask why he Travelled so far when
there was branch of the same bank
almost at his door. The depositor
smiled knowingly and replied: II
lodged opposite here all the time while
this bank was being built, so 1 know
it's safe" Balance sheets to the rus
tic are a meaningless and arbitrary
arrangement Of figures; iron bars he
understands.
In a Northern city there is a bank
widely known for the artistic merit of
Its doors. Designed by an eminent
sculptor they are executed in relief In
copper or bronze, and appear to repre-
sent tableaux from Aesop's Fables
and Greek history. About week af-
ter they were unveiled an old man.
who had been deposltor for many
years. withdrew his balance and took
It to q rival bank almost opposite.
Questioned as to his reason for chang
ing he replied: II don't hold WI them
doors Of theirs. Punched tin amt
businesslike, and It amt safe."--Long.
mans Magasine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1901-09-25
- :DOydOIt'
Nv CHAT:

The new woman is conquering new
fields. In babylon, i. l.. she has at
tanned the dignity of n street-car con-
ductor.
Although Colorado has n smaller
population than the older States, 1t
ranks fifth in the number OF its
wofnen's clubs.
colonel In Illinois is Miss Edith Ames.
of East Chicago, who heads the
States Sixth Regiment.
With the low style of hair dressing
wreaths OF flowers. and small roses
are among the prettiest.
Miss Susannah Rattray. an old play
mate of Tom Moore, recently died in
Dundee at the age of ninety-seven.
She had n pocketbook which once be-
longed to the poet.
The statue of Frances Il. Willard to
be presented by the State of Illinois
TO the National Capitol at Washing
ton will be modelled by Helen f..
Mears, of Oshkosh, Wis.
The women of Canea, in Crete, it is
said. have formed society to oppose
the righteousness of dress. The men,
bers of the society wear only the
simplest of costumes and anathema-
tie jewelry and ornaments.
The young Duchess of Marlborough.
Consuelo Vanderbilt, is wearing,
among other gowns, a black net with
sequins for evening, and with this
her magnificent strings of pearls are
to be seen to the best advantage.
At a recent meeting Of "The Society
for Promoting the Return of Women
as Poor Law Guardians" held in Lon
don, Lord Meath said that all the re-
forms introduced into the workhousC
had been effected 10y the few women
on the boards.
Women are just beginning to realize
that the habit of biting Off odd bits
| of thread or silk when sewing is an
| important factor in the size of the
| dentists bill. The saving Off of the
enamel which results from this prac
tice has given rise to new branch OF
dental work in repairing the damaged
portions of thread teeth"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1901-09-25
A Einc Iirlh For NXnmcn.

Upwards of 2000 women find daily
employment at the exposition In all
capacities from wedding gardens and
tending flowers and washing dishes up
TO managing exhibits. They earn
wages that run from 50 to $3.50 n
week mp to $50. with an average that
IS probably considerably below so.
More are employed in the Midway
than in any other section of the expo
sition. There they are ticket sellers.
ticket takers. cashiers. Mattresses.
ballyhoos performers and managers
Nearly 800 of them are doing work of
one sort or another in the Midway.
In the main show, outside of the
Midway, they are employed in great
est numbers as mattresses in the res
taurants scattered about the grounds.
These are nearly all in the low grade
as far as salary is concerned. In the
great manufacturers and machinery
buildings they find work to do that is
much better paid. Some of the exhib.
its are in the sole charge of women
exhibits that depend very largely on
the skill and cleverness of the attend
ants for their success and popularity.
This is especially true of all the food
exhibits.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1901-09-25
The Secret of Youth.

An acute observer is quoted by the
London Queen as remarking: "Wom-
en- have given up growing old. sup
lose they are tired of it," Most of us
soon tire CT growing old. 1t is IA
tiguing process, and one that human
ity in general would be glad to dis
pense with. According to my observ-
er, our women of to-day do dispense
with it, but our men do not. He went
on to remark. "A modern woman of
forty looks. say, thirty TO thirty two"
What is the secret of this eternal
youth?
People who live exceedingly quiet
lives in the country, whose greatest
dissipation is rare garden party,
whose hour for bed is 10, and whose
hardest labor is game CT tennis or
the gentle wedding of border, declare
that in the rare garden party, in bed,
tcrnis and wedding of borders is eter-
nal youth to be found. Others say thct
quiet mind i5 the best make up" in
the world, and that the mind cannot be
quiet In n great city. Certainly one of
the youngest looking women for her
age WHOM l have ever seen does live
ono OF these peaceful lives, far away
from the roar Of traffic and the gaye-
ties SO many Of us cling to. She is
famous, and she says she is forty-ole,
yet In bright daylight she looks more
OFTEN than not like radiant girl The
whole world has rung with her name,
yet she cares nothing for the world.
She adores peace. fresh air. simplic-
ity, early hours. and, as l have said,
at forty-one she Is like a beautiful
young girl.
But the suresf way Of keeping young
is to preserve your interest In people
and In things.