Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-07-10
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per- Well we publish the weather
indications. Town Topics.
Dashaway-l hadn't been In Boston
twelve hours before | had terrible
chill. Oleyerton-A girl?-Life.
why are the feelers of butterfly
like the seeds In California Granger
Give 1t up" Because they're an
tennae. ."-Ex.
Was One: Mrs. Empeck-You acted
like a fool when you proposed to me-
Empeck-That wasn't acting my dear.
Town and Country.
Charles Loveday-Um, ah Er, err
err Err, hel he-r' Jeweler Ito his
assistan0-Bring that tray of engage
ment-rings here Henry. -Tit-Bits
Fred had n fall last night which
rendered me unconscious for several
hours. Ed-You don't mean 1t? Where
did you fall? Fred-I fell asleep.-Tit-
Bits.
Molly-My little sisters got the
measles. Jimmie-Oh! SO has mine.
Molly-Well, III bet you my little sis
ter's got more measles than yours has.
Tit Bits.
What Is the difference between the
cannibals and Mark Twain?" "The
cannibals enjoy cold missionary, while
Mark Twain likes the missionaries
hot. Life.
On Board Ship: Can bring you up
some luncheon, sir?' what! Lunch
already? Why, 1t doesn't seem more
than fifteen minutes since breakfast
came upr'-Life.
How She Proves It; Maggie says
she's Daughter OF the Revolution"
Can she prove it?' Sure. Her faith
er runs a merry go-round. ."-Phlladel-
phia Evening Bulletin.
Right Up in Line: Same old presen-
tation of Uncle Toms Cabin | sup
poseY Not much; we've worked In
an automobile collision and plantation
rummage sale. Detroit Free Press.
Not an Asylum: Visltor-It must be
very convenient to have an asylum
right In the heart of your city. New
York Policeman-Asylum! That is the
Stock Exchange e-Ohio State Journal
Strong willed: Kind Lady-It must
be hard to get along without working2
Tramp-Indeed 1t is, ma'am; yet have
no idea how strong de tenn tation ter
go to work is, sometmes.-Br
Life.
.Twofold: Sniffs-There Is more sin
In Chicago than any other city on the
face of the earth. Snuffs--I beg leave
to differ. Sniffs-I defy you to name
another with more sin in itp' Snuffs-
| Cincinnati.-EX.
Distingue: 'She comes of grand
old family l believer" "Yes, very! An
| ancestor of hers was beheaded In the
Tower during the reign of the fourth
Edwardl" How perfectly lovelyw-
Detroit Journal
How much does a member of the
Legislature get in this State?" inquired
the tourist His salary" answered
Farmer Corntossel ''is three dollars
day. Nobody knows how much he
gets. s."-Washington Star.
Suited to a Tee: Fox Ito bear)-
Come over tomorrow, and We'll play
game of golf on the links. Bear-All
right. | don't know what the game is,
but If there's any job you can put up
on the lynx I'm in with you.-Boston
Herald.
His Training: How did Spudkins
get his appointment as Brigadier- Gen
eral? | never knew that he was con-
nected with the army?' "Oh, yes, by
marriage; his brother-in-law Is a
United States Senator. Town and
Country.
A Great Preface: Publisher-I fear
your book is too short; 1t consists Of
only forty pages. Author--Oh, | ex-
plain all that in the preface Publisher
What length is It? Author-Five hum
dred pages, sir.-Columbus Ohio State
Journal.
Teacher-Now, Tommy, suppose you
had two apples, and you gave another
boy his choice of them. you would tell
him to take the bigger one, wouldn' t
you? Tommy-No, mum. Teacher
Why? Tommy-'Cos twouldn't be nee
essary.-Tit- Bits.
Their Fayorite Diet: "The bulls and
bears in Wall street are all carnivorous
animals" remarked the horse editor to
the snake editor. "Indeed?" Yes;
they are fond of spring lamb with
United States mint sauce Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Mrs. Innocence (hnding poker-chips
in her husbands pockets)-Dear me!
isn't George too thoughtful for any
thing! | told him to buy something to
amuse the baby, and here he has
brought home these pretty colored
Philadelphia Record.
A Philosopher: Wife-There's n
burglar down cellar Henry. Husband
We'll, my dear we ought to be thank
full that we are upstairs. Wife-But
he'll come up here. Husband-Then
well go down cellar, my dear. Surely,