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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
Woman Accused Of Stealing SIT.

Mabel Adams, an Inmate at Madam
Dowd's resort, was discharged Friday
morning last from a warrant swore out
in Squire NJ. S. REley's court by Slav,
Joseph Wozar, accusing her Of stealing
SIT from him. He claimed that the
money was taken from him and then
they threw him out Of the house, af-
ter the girl had whipped him. She as
serted that Wozar was drunk and dis!
orderly and that as he left he had the
money in his hands and probably lost
it after being thrown out. Wozar had
to pay the costs.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
MARCH AND THE LION.
Something Better Than The Old
Saw.

The saying about the lion and the
lamb in March often proves false, but
there is another and better one
which is literally true, When March
comes In aad finds you taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla TO purify, enrich and
vitalize your blood, you may expect,
when it goes out, that 1t will leave you
free from that tired feeling and with
none Of the boils, plmples and erup-
tionS which manifest themselves be-
cause OF impure blood in the spring.
II yon have not already begun taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla for your spring
medicine, we advise you to begin to-
day. We assure youit win make you
feel better all through the coming
summer.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
RismnrcIk,s Iron Nerve

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where stomach, liver
and kidneys, and bowels are out OF
order. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They develop every
power Of brain and body. Only 25c. at
Frank G. BANDS drug store, $40 Main
street. 29-ly-6.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
UniOntOwn Parties buy a Coal FleId:

j. D. Boyd and others, Of Union,
town, Pa, have purchased Of E II Hoult,
L. C. Lamar and T. A. Deyeny all
their coal territory along the Short
Line railroad in this county at $40.
The field contains some 1000 acres
and the aggregate price in round
numbers is about $4,000. They made
a big profit, the field having cost
them not more than $40 per acre on
an average.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08

Wanted-10OO skunks, will pay the
highest market prices for all kinds Of
fuPs, peits hides and junk iron and
metals Of all kinds. Just opened a
new shop where every body can see
the big sign on Pike street opposite
the Walker house don't forget the
place. Anybody wishing price lists
Just drop me card and will be glad
quote you prices, Address The Clarks-
burg Junk Co. 2-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08

Recent experiments show that all
classes OF foods may be completely di-
geSted by a preparation called KOdol
Dyspepsia Cure, which absolutely d.
gests what you eat. AS 1t Is the only
combination Of all the natural digest
ants ever devised the demands fOrit
has become enormous, II has never
failed to cure the very worst cases OF
indigestion and 1t always gives in
slant relief. Frank G. Bland. l4lm
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
K. Of P. Uniform Rank.

clarksburg Knights Of Pythias Lodge
No. 80 held meeting the night OF
February % for the purpose of reviv-
ing or instituting a Uniform Rank.
The lodge had quite tlourishing
branch of this kind years ago but it
was allowed to lag. Final steps were
not taken at the meeting but the
movement was put under good head
way.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08

Headache often results from dis
ordered condition of the stomach and
constipation of the bowels A dose or
two II Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets will correct these dis
orders and cure the headache. Sold
by Geo. @. Stone. l7-lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
EVIL WALTER,
TEAsHeR OF VIOLIN AND HARMONY.

Leader OF Clarksburg Orchestra-Mu.
sic furnished for Balls, Parties, Recep-
lions, etc-F0r terms apply ut st,
Charles Hotel or ThompSon's Music
Store l4-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-03-08
ma CIIre a Cold tn ono Dny

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
il 1t fails to cure. Z. w. Groves sig
annetris on each box. 25c. 40-ly
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

The Japanese foreign Office is satis-
fed with the cars pledges concern
ing Manchuria and the recent alarm
Is ended.
The Egbert has sailed from Taku
for San Francisco with the remains
of soldiers who died in China.
A London dispatch says that Gen.
Botha has renewed peace negotia-
tions with Lord Kitchener.
In connection with the rumor that
Gen. Botha is in communication with
Gen. Kitchener, it is stated that King
Edward is tired of war and has ordered
that peace negotiations be reopened.
Aguinaldo's manifesto acknowledges
the incapacity of his people to govern
themselves and advises insurgents to
make peace. Gen. Martin Delgado,
former insurgent leader, has been APP
pointed governor of the province Of
Iloilo.
Official reports show that bubonic
plague is spreading to many countries
in Europe.
There is increasing evidence that the
Chinese court intends to return to Pc
king.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
BOTH WIN VICTORIES.
The British Take n BOer Capital and
the Latter Capture Seventy
Five British Soldiers.

London, April 1O.-Lord Kitchener,
reporting to the war Office under
date of Pretoria, April s, says:
"Plumer has occupied Petersburg, with
slight opposition. He captured two loco
motives and 90 trucks"
The capture of Petersburg is re-
garded here as important. The place
is the terminus of the railway, and
has been the capital of the Boer gov
eminent since the evacuation of
Pretoria. The whole northern rail-
way is now in the hands of the Brit
ish.
AS an offset, the commander-ip-
chief reports that n detachment Of
100 men of the Fifth lancers and inn
perial yeomanry were attacked by
400 Beers to the northward of Aber-
deem, Cape Colony, and that after
several hours fighting the British
were surrounded and captured, with
the, exception Of 25 who succeeded in
making their escape.
London, April 1.-THE report that
Gen. Botha has renewed the negotia-
tons with Lord Kitchener is not yet
officially confirmed, but il is generally
credited and received with satisfac-
ton.
London, April 13.-The Daily EX-
press says it understands that the
government has decided to cease
sending requirements to South At
RIGA.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
THE BEST he EVER SAW.
A Missourian PronOunces on the
Farming Possibilities of
Western Canada.

Just at present considerable inter-
est is being aroused in the fact that
few new districts (of limited acreage)
are being opened out by the Canadian
Government in Saskatchewan and AS
siniboia (Western Canada), and any
information concerning this country
is eagerly sought. Mr.. w. r. Corser,
of Higginsville, Lafayette Co., Mo-, was
a delegate there during last summer,
and writing of his impressions he
says:
II found surprising yields of grain
of all descriptions. One farmer ] Wis
tied threshed of 175 acres:
1000 bushels Of wheat from Is acres,
900 bushels of barley from 10 acres,
60 bushels to acre.
$4,000 bushels of oats from loo acres,
100 bushels to acre.
"The samples were all No. l.
81 also saw a considerable number Of
stock Swine do well and there is no
disease amongst them. They are a
good source of income to the farmer.
The cattle on the range beat anything
I ever saw. Fat and ready for beef,
fully matured and ripened on the
nutritious grasses of the prairie. am
firmly convinced that this country Of
fers better facilities for poor man
than any have ever seem"
Information concerning these lands
can be had from any agent of the gov
eminent, whose advertisement ap-
pears elsewhere.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
BAN ON AMERICAN BEEF.
British Government Decides to Use
None hut Home-Grown Prodsct
for Army Contracts.

Washington, April 1.-THE depart
ment of agriculture has received dis
patch from prominent packing com
pany of Chicago announcing that they
have just been advised that the Eng
lish government has excluded all beef
except home-bred, from the British
army contracts. This, it is stated, is
to be effective June next.
Washington, April 13.-Secretary
Hay has cabled to Ambassador
Choate an inquiry into the reason for
the order of the British government,
a measure which excludes the Amer
lean refrigerated beef heretofore
used. This action is taken at the in
stance of the department of agricul-
trre.
London, April 13.-The British war
office confirms the report that it is go
ing to try the experiment of supply
ing the army with only homegrown
beef. The experiment will extend six
months, from June I.
The director of contracts, a major,
said to representative of the press:
1.-The new rule applies only to refriger-
ated beer nltnerto DOuRnt IN tne open
market in London. 1t will not seriously
affect the American trade. as the total
weekly supply for the army is only 2OO, 900
pounds, which Is barely two per cent. or
the weekly imports Of refrigerated beef
into England from the United States. Mr..
Brodrick's action was taken long before
the New Orleans proceedings. 1t Is quit
absurd to suppose that any idea OF retail
iatIon prompted the order, which was due
to a natural desire to help some of the home
industries. The difference In price Is very
trfing, and we are making that up by
giving Tommy Atkins frozen mutton two
days instead of one day weekly. If the
plan Is satisfactory our supply problem
will be greatly simplined, for We often have
complaints and disagreements over refrig-
Grated beef. You must not suppose that
we now use no homegrown beef. Alder
shot and some OF our other camps are al
most entirely supplied with homegrown
beef We have hitherto used refrigerated
beef as an addition to our rations, rather
than an integral part We have no preju-
dice against American firms. and We do
not believe they will miss this trade to any
extent. even If 1t is decided to continue the
experiment"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
FOREIGN.

French detectives were Informed of
plot to assassinate President Lou
bet during his visit to Toulon.
The new civil government in the
Philippines will be established about
July 1.
The eighty-third birthday of King
Christian was celebrated everywhere
in Denmark.
The Cuban constitutional conven-
ton will send a committee to Washing
ton to confer with the president.
A Manila dispatch says that Aguin-
aldo has signed the peace manifesto.
A Boer force north of Aberdeen
captured 100 British. Gen. Plumer oc-
cupied Petersburg.
China is asserted to be trying to get
better terms from Russia before
signing the Manchuria agreement.
Emperor William has decreed that
the English language shall take the
place of French in the high schools of
the German empire.
French, Italian and Spanish war
ships welcomed President Loubet to
Toulon and the Russian feet well
coined him at Villefranche.
Insurgent officers and $4,000 of the
Filipino war fund were captured by
troops.
Gen. William Booth, of the Saliva
tion Army, celebrated in London his
seventy-second birthday.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Liabilities Are High.

New York, April -. = William f.
Coffin, of this city, who was a for
mer partner in the banking house of
Coffin & Stanton, which made gener-
al assignment in 1894, filed a petition
in bankruptcy in the United States
district court Friday. He schedules
his liabilities at $4,15O,907 and assets
at $25, which is cash in bank. The Sc
cured claims amount to s2,0S6.172.
The largest creditors who hold no
security are the city of Santa Cruz,
$4,000. and the city of Ironwood,
Mich, for $4,000, these sums being
due the respective municipalities on
contracts for bonds purchased.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
SAwDUST.

There has recently been invented
and manufactured in Montreal a ma
chine for the purpose of extracting
the products of sawdust.
There is q large planning mill in
North Carolina where no fuel is used
but sawdust. 1t is first dampened
and then thrown into the furnace.
Some 20 establishments in Europe
make oxalic acid out of sawdust.
There are six in Germany, IL in Eng
land, one in France and one in Bel
GUM. The sawdust of some wood is
better than that of others for this
purpose. Yellow and white pine,
dried, contain "a per cent. of oxalic
acid; oak, SO per cent.
Sawdust is used in Scotland to some
extent for making floor cloth and
linoleum, certain kinds of heavy
stamped material to be used instead
of wall paper, coarse wrapping paper
and millboard, and certain coal sub
stitutes for domestic use. 1t is also
employed (mixed with melted rosin
and pressed into squares) in making
fire lighters.
In addition to the gases generated,
the following products have been OBJ
tanned from 1000 pounds CT sawdust,
viz: Char, 16O pounds; acids, $50
pounds; water, PAS pounds; tar, 162
pounds. No record was kept of the
gases, but test was made CT them
for heating and illuminating. They
were found to be superior to coal gas,
except that they were unpleasantly
pungent. This, however, would not
have been the case had the gases I'M
dergone a purifying process.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
First Cable Raised.

New York, April 12.-Accompanied
by the screeching of whistles and the
cheering of thousands of spectators on
both sides of the East river, the first
cable of the new East river bridge was
raised from the bed of the river Thurs
day and drawn taut by powerful en-
CINE until it was 100 feet above the
surface of the water. Thousands
viewed the raising of the cable from
the shores, while many tug boats,
yachts and craft of all kinds ran up
near enough so that those on board
could witness the work.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
HOyy's Thise

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward.
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned, have known L. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Remember the Date-JuIy to 10.

The above is the time Of the annual meet
ing of the United Society of Christian En-
deavor, at Cincinnati, Ohio. The Baltimore
and Ohio Southwestern Railway has issued
a handsome souvenir map and guide to Gin
cinnati which will be of much interest and
value to all who contemplate visit to the
Queen City on the occasion mentioned The
map shows the principal churches, suburbs,
resorts, railroads, street car lines, etc. This
souvenir may be obtained from agents of the
b. & o. S..W. Ry., or direct from o. p. Nc
Carly, G. p. A, Cincinnati
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Personal AND POLITICAL.

Matt ID. Logan, former congress-
man, died at New Orleans, aged 72
years.
Ex-Gov. Llewellyn Powers (rep.)
has been elected to congress from the
Fourth Maine district.
DR.. William Jay ioumans, aged GO
years, for many years editor of the
Popular Science Monthly, died at his
home in Mount Vernon. n. ].
Mrs. Mary Austin died at her home
near Port Huron, Mich, aged 101
years.
f. b. Whitcomb, for 20 years editor
Of the Mail and Times, died in Des
Moines, Ia, aged &C years.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Try Grain-OI Try Grain-Oy

Ask your grocer to-day to show you pack.
age of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that
takes the pace of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult
All who try it, like it, GRAIN.O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. 1 the
price of coffee. l5c. and 25cts per package
Sold by all grocers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
There i. a class OF People

Who are injured by the use OF coffee. Re
Gently there has been placed in all the gro
Gerry stores a new preparation called
GRAIN.O, made of pure grains, that takes
the place Of coffee. The most delicate stom-
ach receives it without distress, and but few
can tell it from coffee. 1t does not cost over
I as much Children may drink it with
great benefit. Is cts. and rs cts. per pack.
lge. Try it. Ask fol- GRAIN-O.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Much OF the terror of spring cleaning may
be avoided by good management Settled
weather should be selected for the work,
and everything necessary provided before
hand. Ivory Soap will be found best for
washing paints, floors and windows; it is
harmless, and effective in making the house
clean and fresh. ELIZA II. PARKER.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
An In.unerahIe nar.

The New Yorker-I suppose cheas II o
popular game in the Quaker city?
The Philadelphian-No; it's played very
seldom.
"Why, / supposed it being such slow
game you people would like it.
"No; you see we'd have to stay awake to
play it."-Yonkers Statesman.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy,
n. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
aching feet. 1t makes New or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bun
ions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it, 25c.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

The lonesomest man in the world is the
one at whose home there is corpse awaiting
burial. The women always find something
to do, but have you ever noticed how drear-
lily the time drags to the man who is stay
ing from work out of respect !"-Atchison
Globe
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
swallowed His False Teeth.

A man recently swallowed his false teeth
and it drove him mad. Stomachs will stand
a great deal, but not everything: If yours
is weak try Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
It cures indigestion, constipation, kidney
and liver troubles, as well as malaria and
fever and ague. 1t is particularly effective
in all nervous affections, and is strongly rec
commended at this season of the year when
the system is rundown and most susceptible
to disease. All druggists keep il.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
To California Cheaply md Comfort-
ably.

Tourist sleeping car leaves Kansas City
9:05 p. m every Tuesday via Missouri, Kan
sas & Texas Railway; runs through without
change to San Francisco, via TT. Worth,
$500. Ticket rate Tuesdays in March and
April, from Kansas City, $500. Forget not
that. it runs Tuesday, being date of sale Of
the low rate tickets.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Upon the advice of her "best friend, an
Atchson woman discharged her hired girl
for impudence. The best friend then
hired the girl herself. The two women no
longer speak-Atchison Globe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Here, young fellow, I'll give you a nickel
il you'll go in and tell your sister that I'm
here waiting for her!" "And what'll you
give me if | won't tell dad?-Heitere
Welt.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Drainage canal Flow Cut Down.

Chicago, April 12.-Federal author
tiles have ordered the flow in the Chi
cago river reduced from 100000 to
100000 cubic feet a minute. Word to
this effect came from Washington to
the sanitary commission Thursday.
The board will act Immediately upon
receipt of the official order and the
current will not be increased before
the channel has been widened and
deepened and existing distractions to
navigation have been removed.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Judicial Gallantrx.

Judge Ito female witness)-How old are
you?
PRAY do not be reckless with your guesses,
madam. We can allow you but three
chances at it."-Baltimore American.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
william unveils statue.

Potsdam. April 12.-Emperor Will
liam, at noon Thursday, unveiled the
equestrian statue erected in honor of
Empe-or William /.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Mistakes are the milestones in mans
life.-Chicago Daily News.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price Is and Soc.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles % and sc
cents. Go at once: delays are dangerous.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

and give Hoxsie's Group Cure for Coughs,
Colds, Bronchitis and Pneumonia, go through
the family ending with the grandmother.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Boston, April 12.-An unpublished
hymn written by Henry Wadsworth
Longfellow has been discovered
among worthless papers and old let
tiers at the Longfellow house. The
hymn is entitled "Christo ct Ec-
clesiae," and was written for the
dedication Of Appleton chapel,
which took place on October II,
1858.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

You cannot be cheerful if you have dys-
pepsia; You wont have dyspepsia if you
chew Whites "Yucatan."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

"The good die young" moralizes Georgia
editor, ''and that sets us to thinking for
we're as gray as a badger" Atlanta Con-
stitution.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs,-Wm. 0. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10. 1900.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Any Doctor

Is willing TO treat you for rhsumsnsn. N your credit II
good or bis fec But only one doctor will curs
your rhsumsnsm. and 10 charges nothing for advfcs
This physiofan Is DR. Greene the discovsrsr Of Dr.
Greene Ksrvurs. Nyo1 will write IT - West I<fh
Street. New York CITY 10 Wilt you exactly how 10 0sf rid
ofrhsumsnsm for good sndaH Kwon cosfyou anything
10 get bis advice Why Greene today
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

To Cure Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money II It fails to cure. Csc.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

:, Don't Neglect Cough. Take Some Hale's
Honey OF Horehound and Tar instanter.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

A brave retreat may show greater cour-
age than foolhardy advance. -Ram's Horn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Begin with the Baby

1t is no use praying for peace while you
Ike cream on your pickles. Ram Horn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
spring Cleaning Made Easy.

Stop lookin' fer trouble an happiness1l
look fer you-lrvng Bachelor.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20

4, The official count of Mexico's population
last October made it l3,570,545.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1901-04-20
Halls Family Pills are the best.

"Then what is your reason for marrying
herr" II have no reason. I'm i'll love. -
Philadelphia Times.