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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
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An Anecdote of General jackson.
General Jackson, while on one of his
Journeys to Tennessee about the time
of the notification excitement, arrived
ut q vtrginian village in very impa-
bent state Of mind, both with public af
fairs and with the state Of the roads.
The president was entertained as a
guest at the house of lady in the vii
lage, and, although he tried to be
polite, the state of vexation which he
was in affected him. visibly.
His hostess, at the supper table, was
much alarmed to see the general swal-
lowing with great rapidity a cup Of al
most boiling hot tea.
"Wait-wait, generalr' exclaimed the
lady; "let me give you some cold wa
ter"
mo. thank you, ma'am," said the
general, continuing to drink.
But I don't see how you can drink
that boiling hot tea without scalding
yourself"
mo wonder you can't, ma'am," said
Jackson. II am scalding myself"
"But, sir, why do YOU
"Good gracious, ma'amr' exclaimed
the general. don't you see that want
to scald myself?"
The lady refrained from making any
further suggestions as to her distin-
guished guests comfort.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
Nothing Like Accuracy.

First Clubman-Woggles, l want you
to decide a bet. Higginside says the
quotation, Hell hath no fury like a
woman scorned." Is from the book of
Psalms. and say it's from Job. We've
put up SIS on it and agreed to leave it In
you.
Second Clubman-I think you're both
wrong. know it's In the Bible. but
my impression is that you'll find it in
the proverbs of Solomon. - Chicago
Tribune.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
Connectedwith the Maryland Tele-
phone Co., of Baltimore.
Over 500 Subscribers
In Hartford County.

And these 600 subscribers
in Hartford county are con-
nected with over 5000 bust
ness firms and private resi-
dences in Baltimore city.
Whether you live right in
town, or a short way out, you
ought to have a phone. The
only one that is any good to
you is the Hartford County
Phone, because it is the only
one that gives you commune
cation with enough people to
make a 'phAne of any value.
Possibly-like a good many
other people-you've an idea
that a telephone is expensive9
Just see Mr.. Richardson and
have a talk with him, and
you'll be speedily convinced
that without a phone you're
simply camping out"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
A Typical South African Store.

o. R. Larson, of Bay Villa, Sundays
River, Cape Colony, conducts store
typical of South Africa, at which can be
purchased anything from the proverbial
needle to an anchor" This store is
situated in a valley. nine miles from the
nearest railway station and about
twenty-five miles from the nearest town.
Mr.. Larson says; 81 am favored with
the custom of farmers within a radius of
thirty miles, to many of whom l have
supplied Chamberlain's remedies. All
testify to their value in a household where
a doctors advice is almost out of the
question. Within one mile of my store
the population is perhaps sixty. Of
these, within the past twelve months, no
less than fourteen have been absolutely
cured by Chamberlains Cough Remedy.
This must surely be record. For sale
at the Bel Air Drug Store, Bel Air, Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
A Certain Cure for Dysentery and Diarrhoea.

"Some years ago was one of a party
that intended making long bicycle trip "
says F. l.. Taylor, of New Albany, Brad
ford county, Pa. Il was taken suddenly
with diarrhoea, and was about to give
up the trip, when editor Ward, of the
Laceyville MESSENGER, suggested that l
take a dose of Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. l
purchased a bottle and took two doses,
one before starting and one on the route.
l made the trip successfully, and never
felt any i'll effect. Again last summer l
was almost completely run down with
an attack of dysentery. bought bot
tie of this same remedy, and this time one
dose cured me-" For sale by The Bel Air
Drug Store.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
LOVE AMONG SAVAGES.
Ability to Stand Torture n Test of
MAaculine Devotion.

Ability to Stand Torture a Test of
AEaaculine Devotion.
Among the Arabs Of upper Egypt the
youth who, proposes to girl must sub
NIT to whipping at the hands Of all
her male relatives, and, says a dry
narrator, ''if he wishes to be consider
ed worth having he must receive the
chatisement which Is sometimes ex-
ceedingiy severe. with an expression
Of enjoyment"
Not lnfrequently 1t is the maiden her
self who imposes the test. The Saka-
lava girlst of Madagascar make their
lovers stirnd at a short distance from n
clever spear thrower and catch be-
tween the arm and side every weapon
flung at them. II the youth displays
fear or fails to catch the spear, he is
igDomintousiy rejected, but II there be
no finchng and the spears are caught
he Is atsonce proclaimed an accepted
lover"
Worse than this is the trial enforced
upon their suitors by the Dongolowee
girls. When In doubt as TO the respec-
tive merits OF two rivals. the young Ia
dy fastens a sharply pointed knife to
each elbow; then. seating herself be-
tween her lovers. she drives the blades
slowly into their thighs. and the hero
who takes the greatest length Of steel
without aJmurmur wins the bride.
Major Mitchell in his Expeditions
Into theSInterior Of Eastern Australia"
says Of the natives on the river Darling
that all their ideas of fighting are as
soclnted with the possession of gins or
wives and that after battle the wives
do not always follow their fugitive
husbands from the field, but frequently
60 over, as matter Of course. to the
victors." "None but the brave deserve
the fair'~ is a maxim well understood
Of most barbaric races. - Chambers
Journal.
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pains and nervousness. 1t makes weak
women strong and sick women we'll.
al deem II my duty to express my heartfelt
gratitude for having been the means, under
Providence, Of restoring me to health" writes
Mrs B. II. Mum, of Springhill, Leon Co., Fla
OFor nearly two years suffered from female
weakness 80 could not stand on my feet any
length of time; could scarcely walk at all
Appetite was much impaired; had bearing
down sensations; can't express how badly
did feel. Had tried several kinds Of medicine
which did me little or no good. At last decided
to try DR., Pierce's Favorite Prescription. l had
not taken all of two bottles before saw it was
bene6ting me. so continued to take it until
had taken seven bottles, when felt entirely
cured. Did not feel q touch of my old COM
plant. It has been over year since took
your medicine, and I can truthfully say that
my health has been better for the last year than
1t had been for four years previously.
SYou may publish this as q testimonial"
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, in paper covers, is sent free on
receipt of 81 one-cent stamps to pay
expense of mailing only. Address DR..
R. ". Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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NORTH.

Baltimore
of notice conductor al
points south.
nlarked thus rund daily
Baltimore Union Station
II
A. NJ 3.OS, 42O $50, P. NJ.
Express for Wilmington Phad h New York leave lnN nc
739,
6 NJ
Hav de S47 1854
757 M.
rs
A M. 1858, 337 1856
WOOD General Passenger Agent.
J. General Manager.
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I count him a great man who inhab.
its higher sphere of thought. into
which other men rise with labor and
difficulty. He has but to open his eyes
to see things In true light and in large
relations. while they must make pain
full corrections and keep a vigilant eye
on many sources of error. 80" He is
great man who is what he Is from ma
ture and who never reminds US Of 9TH
erS,-Emerson.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
The Gallant Cabman.

Nothing perhaps produces quite 40
much wit from a cabman as q sense Of
being underpaid. which In most cases
means that he has been Justly paid. A
lady who had been guilty of this kind
of justice experienced the usual sense
Of discomfort when her driver straight
ened the palm into which she had just
dropped her shilling and looked at her
speechlessly. She was weakly about to
add another sixpence when the cabby's
sense of humor prevailed. He trans
ferred the shilling to his pocket and
smiled sweetly down at his embarrass-
ed fare. Course, missy" he remark
ed. there was the pleasure O drivin
youw-London Chronicle.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
SUNDAY TRAINS,

Sunday trains leave Baltimore for Delta
and intermediate stations at $40 A. M.
and 400 P. M, stopping at Bel Air at 10
A. M. and $50 P. M. They will leave
Cardiff for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at 6.58 A. M. and $50 P. NJ,
stopping at Bel Air at 7.55 A. M. and
4.30 P. NJ. An additional train will leave
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at $40 P NJ, and Baltimore for
Bel Air at 10 90 P. NJ, arriving at Bel Air
at II 20 P. M. and Baltimore $50 p. M.
]. r. KLINEFELTER, Gen. Pass. Agt.
J. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
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and that it she
sleeps her dreams
will only be echoes
of the sufferings
of the day.
Why not sleep
soundly and rise
refreshed at MORN
ing. with strength
and courage for
the days duties1
Weak, nervous
women, sufferers
from backache,
b earing-down
pains, and other
W O m a My i'll
nlents, have found
a perfect cure in
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescrip-
ton. It heals the
wonnanly diseases
which cause the
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
BRAIN.FOOD NONSENSE.

Another ridiculous food fad has been
branded by the most competent authori-
ties. They have dispelled the silly notion
that one kind of food is needed for brain,
another for muscles. and still another for
bones. A correct diet will not only nour-
ish particular part of the body, but it
will sustain every other part Yet, how
ever good your food may be, its nutri-
ment is destroyed by indigestion or dys-
pepsia. You must prepare for their APP
pearance or prevent their coming by taxi
ing regular doses Green's August Flower
the favoritc medicine of the healthy mil
lions. A few doses aids digestion, stimu-
latcs the liver to healthy action, purifcs
the blood, ard m likes you feel buoyant
and vigorous. You can get Dr. G. &.
Green's reliable remedies at the Bel Air
Drug Store. Get Green's Special Almanac
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He Took II.

Host-So sorry you have to be going
Guest Indeed. am too. BY the way.
I'm not sure about my train It's 8
something. but
Hosts Eldest-lt's 9:32 Pa said hs
hoped you'd take that one.-Philadel
nhia Record.
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CHAPTER 400.
IN ACT to amend section two of Article 3

AN ACT to amend section two of Article 3 of
the Constitution of the State.
SECTION |. Be 1t enacted hy the General As
sCmbB Of MdrUdiui, (hrec-ffths of all the
mcmhers of the two Houses cOncurring,) That
t.Ic following section he and the same IL hereby
i'roposed as an amendment to the Constitution
If this State, and If adopted by the legal and
qualified voters thereof, Us herein provided,
s;Iid section shall supcrsede and stand in the
place and stead of section two OF Article OF
slid Constitution.
9. The City of Baltimore shall be divided into
four legislative districts us near US may be OF
equal population and of contiguous territory,
md each of said Legislative districts OF Baltf-
more City, Us they may from time to time be
laid ont, in accordance with the provisions
hereof. and each county in the State, shall be
entitled to one Senator, who shall he elected
by the qualified voters of the said legislative
districts of Baltimore City, and of the counties
of the State. respectively, and shall serve for
four years from the date OF his election, SUBJ
jcct to the classification of Senators hereafter
provided for.
SEC. 9 And he It further enacted By the author
ity aforesaid, That the said foregoing section
hereby proposed as an amendment to the Con-
stitution shall at the next election LOT members
of tho General Assembly of this State, to be
held on the Tuesday next after the first Mon
day in the month of November, nineteen hum
bred and one, be submitted to the legal and
qualified voters thereof for their adoption or
rejection, in pursuance of the directions con-
lincd in Article IA of the Constitution OF this
State; and at the said election the vote on said
proposed amendment to the Constitution shall
he by ballot, and upon each ballot there shall
be written or printed the words, "For the Con-
stitutional Amendment" or Against the Con.
stitutional Amendment" as the voter shall
elect, and Immediately after said election due
returns shall be made to the Governor OF the
rs directed by the said Fourteenth Article OF
The Constitution.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
Pin Money.

Spoiled Wife-Why are you dividing
your months salary In two heaps.
Henry?
Indulgent Husband-I thought ought
to put this five in the bank this month.
love. The other sos is your pin money.
Ohio State Journal.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25

The weight of all the air on the globe
would be eleven and two-thirds trillion
pounds II no deduction had to be made
for space filled by mountains and land
49, laval
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IL Pleasant Dreams

Cries the young maid to her mother, as
she retires to rest. The mother smiles,
but signs. She knows that the pains
that rack her will not stop for darkness,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1901-10-25
Fertilizer License.

George J. Finney, Clerk to County
Commissioners, in account with the Fer
tilizer Law of Hartford County:
1900.
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mark run daily
Peninsu lae Nv
M M Sunday
5.26, s46 6.19, S59PM
north Baltimore ESQ p M Additional trains
Oand11
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SPECIMEN COPIES

will be mailed free on request. 1t will pay
anybody interested in any way in country
life to send for them. Address the pub
fishers:
LUTHER TUCKER & SON,
Albany, N. Y.
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Approved April Z, 1900.

Now, THEREFORE,, 1, JOHN WALTER SMITH,
Governor of the State of Maryland, in pursu-
ance of the provisions of section one Of Article
fourteen of the Constitution of the State, do
hereby order and direct that a copy of said bills
proposing said Constitutional Amendments be
published in at least two newspapers in each
county where so many may be published, and
where not more than ono may be published,
then in that newspaper, and in three newspa-
pers in the City of Baltimore, one of which
shall be in the German language, once q week
for at least three months preceding the next
ensuing general election (Which said general
election will he held on Tuesday, the 9Th day
Of November, nineteen hundred and one), at
which the said proposed amendments shall BIO
submitted to the qualified voters of the State
for adoption or rejection, go that each amend
mcnt shall be voted on separately.
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Four Months Trial Trip so cents.

SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS to RAISERS
OF LARGER CLUBS.
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Wilmot.

Is there any mud in your roads?
Ed Coulman and wife were Chicago
visitors Sunday and Monday.
Marie Boulder is taking vacation
from school duties.
Miss Elga Shearer, of Somers, was
entertained by Eda Bnfton during the
period of the teachers examination.
Mr.. Henry Christensen, wife and
children, of Chicago, spent Sunday and
Monday with Mrs. Geo. Faulkner.
Beatrice Duffy has engaged to teach
in the Pease district, north of Silver
Lake.
Misses Bertha Hook and Maude Ed
wards, of Lake Villa, are visiting with
the formers cousin, Lille Darby.
The Crusaders gave their jubilee
meeting Monday evening and departed
Tuesday. They will hold series OF
meetings in Silver Lake before going
to their homes.
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NORTH AND SOUTH
PRICE-DAVIEs.

One of the happiest events that has
occurred in Paris during this season
was the wedding of Miss Nellie Price,
eldest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Thos.
Price, to Thomas Davies, of Bristol,
which took place on Wednesday even
ing, March IS, at the home of the
brides parents.
One hundred merry wedding guests
were present to witness the ceremony,
which was performed in the northwest
par1ors where an arch of evergreens
and white roses had been constructed,
under which the bridal party stood.
| Miss Minnie Price, sister of the
bride, presided at the organ, and to
TIE sweet strains of the wedding march
| the wedding party took their places
where the solemn words were spoken
by Rev. w. w. Wilson of the Union
Grove and Paris churches.
| The groom and groomsman, Evan
Jones, preceded the bride and brides
m laid, Miss Lora Price, sister of the
bride. The bride was attired in a
pretty gown of cream and carried
bouquet of white carnations; while
the bridesmaid gowned in white VIC
toria lawn, carried pink carnations.
After the crowd of wedding guests
had given their hearty congratulations
the way was opened to the dining
room, where the tables were spread
with a sumptuous and abundant feast
which all enjoyed to the full.
The happy pair are favorably known
and highly esteemed In social circles.
The wedding presents were numerous
and valuable.
Among the guests from abroad were
John Price, from Iowa; Mrs. Owens
and son, Miss Wallace, of Chicago;
Frank Bulls and sister, of Somers,
Thomas Watkins and family, Miss
Maude Riggs, of Salem, Miss Lydia
Curtiss, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Shepard,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Jones, Richard and
Eva Jones, of Bristol, and Mrs. Eliza
beth Price, of Pleasant Prairie.
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Annual Award of HOn0rs and Prizes
is MADE at the High School on
Monday Afternoon.
MISS ELslEGGRAY vALEDlCTORIAN
Bristol Girl Carries Off the Highest Hon
ors, While Miss Mamie Denton
Wins Second Honors.

The tense strain of expectancy which
has prevailed among the students OF
the High school for the last few weeks
was relieved Monday afternoon when
Principal Wiswa11 made the announce
ment of the honors for the year among
the members of the Senior class.
The honors, as awarded by the
Principal, were: First-Miss Elsie
Gray. Second-Miss Mamie Denton.
Third-Miss Viola Huck. Fourth
Miss Ada Malm. Fifth-Miss Edna
Ho1derness.
In the last few years it has been
customary to grant but four honors,
but the two young ladies who were
contesting for the fourth honor had
such close grades that it was decided
to add another.
Miss Gray, the winner of the first
honor, and who will be the va1edic-
torian of the class on Commencement
night, is a general favorite with the
High school pupils and her victory is a
ident of Bristol, but has attended the
kenosha High school Tor the last .TOuf
years. Her grades were fully two per
cent higher than any of the other
members of the class. Miss Mamie
Denton will be the sa1utatorian of the
class, and the three other pupils
awarded honors will be speakers at
Commencement time.
The annual Commencement will be
held on the evening of June 21st, and
besides the speakers selected Monday
by the teachers in the school, the class
will appoint a class historian and a
prophet. The class of 1901 is
smaller than any class to be graduated
in many years. 1t contains but TWEEN
ty-four members, nineteen OF whom
are young ladies'. The class will make
arrangements later to give class play
during Commencement week.
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M. E. CHURCH LECTURE.

Lecture in the M. E. church, corner
Bond and Pomeroy streets, March %,
p. m.
DR.. C. P. C1emensen, of Chicago,
ILL.,, will lecture on the following
theme: "The wonders of the human
body"
OUTLINE:-1. The human body, the
beautiful handwork of God; its rela
ton to the mind and soul.
2. The human mind, with particu-
lar references to the FIVE senses, sight,
hearing, smell TASTE, touch, and Faith
cure.
8. Health and how to preserve it.
The drug habit.
4. How may we protect ourselves
from sickness, which special reference
to consumption, typhoid fever, pneu-
monia ,sdiphtheria, ect.
5. Bacteria, germs or microbes,
what theys"are, how they enter and
affect the human body. Anti-tox-
iouns and!how they are made.
6. What every young wife ought to
know.
z. What to eat and how to eat. How
to cure cold.
No tickets sold. A collection will
be taken. m27
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East somers.

Republican voters should make it
point to. attend the caucus Saturday
afternoon, March 30.
Several cases of sickness are reported
at this writing IN our neighborhood.
Alvin Barrows returned home from
a trip to Racine Saturday afternoon.
Miss Elga Shearer spent portion
of last week visiting relatives and
friends in Wi1mot.
Schools will close Friday for the
usual spring vacation.
Our roads are sight to behold at
this season of the year and no imme-
date chance of improvement for some
time to come.
w. III. Ta11cott, another of the old
time residents, is selling out and may
leave the neighborhood. How many
changes have taken place within the
past year?
A canvas of the voters of this vic1n-
ity show strong sentiment IN favor
of Belden for circuit judge and Slater
for probate Judge. Election will soon
settle the matter definitely.
John Zuidweg claims to have had
the option of high figure on his
property west of the village. John
saws the land will be worth more when
he gets the stumps out.
Peter Shearer and son Norman
transacted business in Chicago Mon
day.
A few of our school ma Jams, pres
ent, past and future, were IN attend
ance at the county examination held
at Bristol the early part of this week.