New-York tribune., 1901-03-04

TALK OF THE DAY. -
II would appear from some Of the stories COMING
out of the West that the chaplains OF some states
are not slow recognize the fitness or 'nihss.
The chaplain of the Nebraska legislature IS quoteu
praying like this:
o. Lord thank Thee that the members OF OF
the legislature come and go between Their her
homes and their legislative halls with sueh ease
and such little expense to themselves
And this comes from the chaplain in the Arkan-
House:
Lord thank Tnss that g"s ws are qGt In the &c
subjects for the same
William Dickerson. engineer, living at Chelsea.
Mass. is the moving spirit in an organization OF
fifty or sixty men and women of that part of the
State who say they are descendants of Oliver
Cromwell, and as such entitled to share IN the
division of more than SIS 01O0G0. which, they have
been assured, has been lying for generations in
the Bank of England.
His Farewell Lines.-On the departure for the
next world of friend and citizen rural singer
He took an went the heavenly way
'Its hard TO do without him
But all of us will leave some DAY,
-(Atlanta Constitution.
When quail are out of season in Missouri the
first class restaurants in Kansas City offer SNOW
birds their patrons. 1t is said that the flavor
of the snowbird is identical with that of the
quail The Kansas City packers have quail by the
thousand all the year around. but the birds are
stored where deputy game warden could find
them
An Optimst.-"Don't you think the republic is in
t6f course it is answered the other. IF it
wasn't in danger how could statesmen come
forward every election and save il? And we're
gong 10 Keep on nc coming ioLWaLG as;G SAVING It
A correspondent writing to THE Atlanta Con-
stitutOn'' from Liberty County. Ga. says: De
string to embark in the literary business, 1 will
state that I will swap mule and two grown
hogs for first class bookcase containing Byron's
poems. Bunyan's Pilgrims Progress Colonel
ScOtt's novels Mr.. Dckens's Lampwick Papers
and a few Guides to Literary Composition This
offer open for thirty days
Quickly Adiusted-Reporter-T a newsboy
on the street Yelling out lot of sensational stuff
Great Editor~Gee Whitaker, Then. put it in
New-York Weekly.
Away back in 171 Josiah Woodbury.. of Beverly
Mass, thus published his happy emancipation from
matrimonial woes:
Ran away from Josiah Woodbury. cooper. his
house hI plague for seven long years. Masury Old
never seek her; he that shall keep her will give
Town County from trusting said Trial Of Ven
geance have hove all the old Shoes find
| for joy; and all my neghbOrs rejoice with me-
JOSIAH WOODBURY..
a correspondent writing from Bergen. Norway
| Bergen-Vos Railroad rises the enormous mountain
/ called Gravehasen, presenting the greatest OBJ
stacle 20 the continuation Of that road TO Christi
/ ana. This obstacle. however is fast being re-
moved. the work of boring a tunnel through the
mountain is now being pushed from both sides and
/ the blows from the sedge hammers of the work
men In the eastern and sections of the tun-
/ mel can already be heard through mile Of solid
! rock.
/ At lola the manager Of the opera house has is
\ sued notice to the effect that he will the
/ arrest OF any one who spts the floor, whistles.
yeils al the actresses or eats peanuts And yet
this man has the exalted nerve to call his house
[ place of amusement t-"-(kansas City Journal
I The vaults in the old Colonial cemetery of Sa-
vannah, Ga. TO he searched for the body OF
/ General Nathaniel Greene. All the stories of the
/ burial place OF General Greene either relating 10
/ the original place Of interment one 10 which
/ the body was surreptiuously removed will be care
fully investigated
/ Eeecher-What, You don't approve Of the free
I school SYSTEM
Teacher-No; l favor hire educa,ion.-( (Philadel-
7 phia Record.
/ The Kansas delegation at the national creamery
/ butter makers convention in St. Paul a few
/ days ago wore large chamois skin sunfowers and
/ Haunted their banners a Carrie Nation hatchet
/ with the Legend
Buttermilk Is all drink
AS smashing on!
| Light Attire-He-Did you know there is a law in
Switzerland forbiddins a woman to wear more than
! eighteen inch hat?
! She-Cioodness, Don't the poor things freezer
/ UrdianapOls Press.