The Republican journal., 1901-07-11
GLOBE SIGHTS.
!Atchison, Kansas, Globe.
Store teeth hardly ever look natura

!Atchison, Kansas, Globe.
Store teeth hardly ever look natural.
1t beats hell how other people get
rain.
White stockings are fashionable, but
they should be clean.
Heavens Suppose it wants to rain,
and has forgotten how!
If you love your husband, fan him
during these hot nights.
Some people pay too much attention
to the talk of the insane.
A boy never takes his hand to open a
door that can be kicked open.
We are all inclined to do more talk
ing when the home team wins.
1t is hard to tell whether flies or PEG
pie aggregate man the more.
Il feel" said bakeman yesterday,
like nickels worth of dirty ice"
The smartest men in the country
have bought gold bricks in theirtime.
Why do people give advice? Fools
won't take it, and wise men don't need
it.
"What are you smoking?" brake
man asked man yesterday; "a nickel
movement"
Most mothers seem to believe that it
is necessary to teach boys industry, and
girls idleness.
rotary does the work, and the other
officers get the credit.
Call woman in trouble poor little
girl and she is ready to follow you off
as faithfully as dog.
A baby crying during a hot night
even if a block away, has a tendency to
discourage matrimony.
Is the tree on which poison ivy grow s
a Christian Scientist? 1t shows no bad
effects OF the poison.
Pay woman compliment, and the
next time anything annoying happens,
she doesn't fly all to pieces.
Stay at home: at this season every
woman remembers that every guest
lets in some flies with her.
There are some men who always i'm
press one as having been the kind of
babies that had to take worm loZenges.
Women rush frantically to wedding,
but When they return home they say
80, well; it was just like all the Others"
The women are wearing white
glove now that looks exactly like the
gloves men wear when they act as pail
bearers.
If there were as many deaths from
an epidemic as there are from love, the
government would get alarmed, and in
vestigate
Probably every child cherishes it
against his parents that they once gave
him calf, and kept the money when
they sold it.
After a woman becomes attached to
a dog she works up theory that burg
lars are around every night, as an
apology for its bark.
Unless you have a good deal of will
power, you are apt to make mistakes
haf ~
wretched on Monday.
If the cook breaks only one dish
week, it is on Sunday, when the man
of the house is home to hear the crash,
and grumble about it.
A girl has such faith in the young
man who buys her soda water, that she
demands that her whole family have
faith in him, too.
The first thing you hear these morn
ings, when you awaken, is swish, swish,
swish: woman down in the hall chas-
ing the flies out.
For two weeks before girl marries,
every time the door bell rings, and there
is no express messenger outside, there
is Great INDICATION.
We don't blame a town horse for
away at sight of a threshing
machine, or a country horse for rum
ming away at sight of an electric car.
A mans struggle with his hair doesn't
begin till he gets bald; woman's
begins as soon as she is old enough to
handle curling iron.
What has become of the cook who
used to make blackberry roly poly pud-
ling that tasted so good when going
down, and felt like lead when it got
there2