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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
The "Two Little Migrants" Company
is Here to Rest Up a Week.
VIII Play Here Christmas Night-Benefi
Talked Of For Shadows Of
Sin Company"
MURRAY cosPAsY's PERFORMANCE

There are more theatrical people in
Paducah at present than perhaps ever
before at one time. There are about
fifty, all belonging to the profession.
some Of them being men and women
of considerable celebrity on the stage.
The latest arrivals are the mombers
Of the Two Little vrgrants" com
pany, which showed at Cairo night be-
fore last, and came to Paducah last
night on the Dick Fowler TO spend 4
week. They are at the Palmer, and
the members of the troupe are as fol-
lows; Misses Neva Harrison. bran.
don, Vincent, Lansing and Scott. Mr.
@. x. varcourt, A. L. Cogliser, O.
Braden, G. Helston. Frank Holland,
Miss J. Lansing, Pipokney Brown, j.
Y. Bawn and Del In Barre.
The company plays here Christmas
night, and having an open week, de-
cided that they eo1ld not come to a
better place than Paducah to spend
their time. and are here for the time.
Their performance Ia very fine.
In addition to these there is the
Shadows OF Sin" company. which
is unfortunately stranded. the mem
bers being unable TO leave tho city,
The manager is expecting funds to re-
lease the attachments brought
against him, and the car he occupies.
The Murray Comedy company II
here for the week, and holds the
boards ct the Kentucky. Last night
there, was . larger audience thar
usual, and The Convict's Wife
was greatly enjoyed. The COMPANY
deserves large patronage. tn.
members are all able, capable people
and are we'll Known In Psducah.
having played at Ia Belle park last
summer.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
INJURED BY A SAW.

Sam Workman, an employe Of the
Ferguson and Palmer mills, of Sorth
Third street, while saving this m orn-
ing, was seriously injured by the bsi
saw. He got too near the blade, and
his right knee was struck by the teeth
and split open for over eight inches.
The teeth penetrated the bone, and it
required some little surgery to sew
the wound up. Drs. Coyle and Sand
ers dressed the inquiry.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
SUICIDE RATHER THAN PRISON.

Brookville, Ind, Dec. i9.-Albert
II. King committed suicide in the Jail
here by taking a quantity Of morphine
and atropine tablets. Some time ago
King and two companions arranged q
fake foot race, secured goodly sum
of money, and the three were con
victed of a scheme to defraud and sem
fenced to serve from two to fourteen
years in the penitentiary. Rather than
go to the prison, King took his life.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
IN HARD LINES.
THOUSANDS OF TIES ICE BOUND
AT BRooKPoRT, ILL

-Four barges Of cross ties, belong
ing to the Ayer-Lord Tie company, are
jammed in the ice at Brookpors, III,
and in danger Of being lost The In
cline there always serves to accumu-
late much of the heavy Toe that noafs
down the river, and IL presses against
boats and barges oftentimes with such
force that they are in danger Of being
crushed.
On the barges there are about 25,-
900 ties Captain Baker is today try
ing to get boas to go down. and er-
tricate the barges with their contents.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
THE WEATHER.
TEMPERATURES WENT DOWN TO
FOUR LAST NIGHTTIME
RELIEF.

Last night the lowest temperature
was four above zero, and today it will
20 to ten or eleven.
The forecast for tonight and tomor.
row is for fair and colder weather for
this section.
Some Of the N. O. and st. L. trains
are being delayed by the condition .oi
the bridge over the river ct johnson
VILE, Tenn. II is said 10 DO dangerous.
and trains come sround over the L.
and N. by Guthrie and here by way
Of Paris Tenn. II is thought that ten
days will suffice TO repair the bridge.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
". H. CULToN AS
GUARD FOR PRISONER.

Frankfort, KY, Dec. l9.-Star
witness W. II. Culton OF Goebel muir.
der fame came here as one Of the
guards employed by the sheriff Of
Madison county to bring to the pen.
itentiary Doc Lowery, whose sentence
Of fifteen years for rape was affirmed
by, the court of appeals last week.
Lowry was taken to prison this after.
uoon. Culton visited several officers
Of the state house.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
CHICAGO POLICE.

Springfield, Ill, Dec. is.-By q de-
cision Of the stste supreme court,
handed down today, the civil service
exsminatiops for Chicago police in
spectors were declared 70 have been
held Illegally, thus sustaining Judge
Tuley's opinion that they must be
promotive. As q result Of the dscis.
ion. the police department will prob.
ably be reorsanized in so far ss the
commanding officers are concerned.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
NINE KILLED.
HORRIBLE ACCIDENT IN PITTS
BURG FURNACE TODAY.

Pittsburg, Dec. 19.-Nine workmen
were killed and fourteen more or less
injured this morning in an explosion
in Soho blast furnace. the victims be-
ing roasted by molten metal.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
UNPAID FEES.
ATTORNEYS AND DOCTORS TO
SUE GoEBEL ESTATE.

Frankfort, KY. Dec. i9.-The at
torneys who conducted the late SEN
ator VIM. Goebel's governorship con-
test, and DR.. Vance, one of his physi-
clans. will today at Covington flo
suits against the Goebel estate for
$40, 500 unpaid fees.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
RESCUED GREW
OF THE ADVANCE

New,York. Dec. l9.--The Panama
Railway Steamship company's steam
err Advance. which arrived today from
Colon, sescued and brought to port
the captain and crew Of the three
masted schooner Edward ". Young.
of Boston. The Young sailed from
Georgetown, 8. O., December IS for
New York. lumber laden and was
abandoned 81 see.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
ANOTHER ARRESTED.

Madisonville. Dec. ia-H. O. Barn.
ably. one of the mine worker officers
indicted in Webster county. was ar
rested her today.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
COX NOBLE IMPROVING.

Colonel John O. Noble. Of North
Ninth street, who has bsen quite III.
Il Improving, his many friends will be
glad 70 learn. His illness d not SCR
ious. although the Colonel 10 confined
10 his room
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
FIRE IN LAUREL

London, Der. i9.-The Farris
warehouse, and store room, and the
Masonic Temple burned here at mid.
night; loss, ego, 600.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
TELEGRAPH COMPANIES WIN


Frankfort, KY, Dec. is.-Chief
Justice Paynter handed down an opin-
ion yesterday holding that a telegraph
company is not liable for trans hitting
messages to gambling places, and in
no wise responsible for the uses to
which information transmitted over
its lines is put to. The opinion was
written in the case Of the common.
wealth vs.. Western Union Telegraph
company, from Jefferson county,
which VS. affirmed by the appellate
court The indictments ohsrged the
company with the offense Of unlaw-
fully keeping and maintaining a COM
mon nuisance.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19

Try Dr.. Jennslls's tooth powder. II
y warranted 10 DO ths best offered 10
tie pnblie
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19

The Elks meet tonight in regular
session. with the usual amount Of bus
mess to transact.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19

met TINS fnofutls ahh aHJoehh'H Nhhi
January 9th, and most of the memb,is
have left or will leave tonight fer
home.
Yesterday afternoon there was a
lively debate in Congress over the
Philippine tarif bill sThe livelie,t
part WAS when Mr. Hepburn, Iowa,
supported the bill lie said the Dem.
ocrAts offered nothing in the way of
bill 10 improve the present measure.
He declared the Filipnos were ineap.
able Of sclf-government. and in reply
to . question by Mr. shafroth as to
the oarability Of the Cubsns. said that
they. also, were not a. for sslf-govern-
.ent lie said the Democratic party
forced the Administration into oppo-
sition where IL was compelled 10 de-
peclAre for the Independence Of Cuba. :,
This was greeted with Democratic
applause.
you may applaud, " said Mr. Hep.
barn. but the time 10 not far dis.
tan, when you will acknowledge the
.nwisiom Of giving Cuba independ-
snes Republican applause.
Admiral Sampson remains In com
plste ignorance Of all the talk that IL
now going ON in the schley case, His
condition IL 20 serious that his pyhsi-
clans will not permit people 70 talk
with him about the case OF allow him
20 read the newspaper reports.
Late yesterday afternoon Admiral
sohlsy. through his counsel. presented
10 the secretary Of the navy his bill Of
exceptions 90 the findings Of the ma
jorisy Of the court Of inquiry. The
bill claims that the majority Of thu
court gave their opinion that Oommo-
dors schley should have proceeded
With the utmos, dispatch on Cienfue-
gos when there was no Specification
covering this point and without Civ
ing the applicant an opportunity to
furnish evidence on IL.
The fact that no place was men.
toned in what Ia known as tho Nc.
oalla memorandum for meeting the
insurgents IL regarded ~ q param cunt
reason why Communication was not
held with the insurgents. and, furth.
or. that the said memoranda m was
sent TO Commodore schley only for
use In connection with the informa-
ton which II contained relative to
certain batteries at OF being con-
struoted in the vicinity Of Cienfue.
gos.
The house Yesterday resumed the
debate upon the bill to provide tenn
porary revenues for the Philippine Is
lands under an agreement that the bill
should be voted upon At4 O'Clock yes
terday afternoon. Tho attendance IA
tho galleries did not indicate much
public interest in the debate. The
motion TO reoommit the Philippine
bill was lost ~ vote Of i2s to l7a
The bill was then passed. by n vote Of
1893 to I2s.
Chairman Ray Of tho Houe commit.
toe on Judiciary has introduced an
snti-snarchy measure which probably
will be the basis Of legislation on that
subject IN the House. The measure
ia very elaborate, and brings together
features OF the many propo-
sitions made for dealing with
the subject. 1t provides tho death
penalty for assaults on the President
or other executive officers. II lie made
felony to advise or teach the over
throw Of the government, or any inter.
ference with government officers.
The death penalty also is provided for
scnspiracies In this country leading to
shstilling Of foreign king. emperor,
president or other ruler.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19

A benefit performance for the IN
fortunate members Of the Shadows
Of Sin " company IL now talked Of.
There arc enough theatrical people
here 10 give It one day next week,
and as show people are among the
most sympathetic and liberal hearted
in the world, the idea will no doubt
meet with their approval The mem.
bers Of the company. are stranded
here, and unable to get away, and a
benefit would help them q great deal,
and there would no doubt be a lib.
eral patronage on the part of the
public. The company showed here last
Saturday night. but owing to the cold
weather, there was very small audi.
enee, and the company was unable on
account Of lack Of funds to go furth.
er. Next week the 1.-TWO Little Va.
grants" company will he still here,
resting up, and with the members of
the stranded aggregation and local
talent, could give n fine performance.
and the worthy object alone would
bring out a good crowd.
Mr.. O. @. Hamilton, the leading
man in the Shadows Of Sin" Co.
made a statement to Sun repre-.
sentative this morning relative to
the dishandiug of the company here
last Saturday.
II wish to give my story Of the
affair, now that Manager Sohaeffer has
given his" Mr.. Hamilton said. 1--WE
started in Kansas City, and was
then sole owner Of the play and Of the
company. am the author Of the
play, and also have it copyrighted.
but soon after we started out | sold
one-third interest in the company and
the play to Mr.. O. HALEY for $500. /
later on sold oDe-third interest 10
Mr.. schaeffer for the same amount,
which he paid, but Mr.. HALEY did
not pay all of his, and owed q bal.
ance Of e2i5, which Mr.. sohaefYer
paid. and thereby "froze" Mr.. HALEY
Out The houses were all bad, and l
placed all my money. all that had re.
ceived for the interest in the company
and play. back into tho company TO
make IL 70. This left me one. third
Interest In the play. and gwhen Mem. |
Cuatinued On fourth nara
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1901-12-19
Il viii Meet No More Until January
6th-Tariff Bill Passed.
Il weat Through Yesterday With a
Rush--Admiral Sehley Files
Exceptions.
SAMPSON UNAWARE OF The TALK

Washington. Dec, ie.-Congress
met this morning and adjourned until
January 9th, and most of the membyis
have left or will leave tonight fer
homp
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

Ex.Goy. v. S. Taylor, Of Ken
tucky, still finds protection in
Indiana, the governor of that
state declining to honor any re-
QUESTION for his return. The
governor of Indiana will be dis
placed after while, and Taylor's
position may change. He might
as we'll face the music now as
later, His conduct in fleeing
from the state has left a bad i'm
preston, but if he is not guilty
he ought to have no difficulty in
proving it. All the evidence ad-
duced thus far tends to compli.
cate him in Goabel's assassina-
ton, and the consciousness OF
guilt is probably keeping him out
of reach of the Kentucky author
tiles as long as possible. e.-Demo-
crat.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
COL. z. m. HORTON.

EDITOR RECoRD:--I notice in a
late issue Of your paper that Col.
q. M. Horton is a probable can.
didate for circuit judge to succeed
Judge John B. McCaleb. 4
The RECORD asks who is q. NJ?
l will say he is a Baxter county
man raised and educated There,
and is an attorney for ability who
has very few superiors in the
state. He has a splendid prac-'
tice in the courts he attends and
was a democratic elector some
years ago for this district. Fur
ther, will venture the assertion
that he has reversed as many
decisions of the circuit court in
the supreme court of Arkansas
as any attorney in North Arkan-
sas. Yes, for ability 2. M. is a
lawyer. Yours truly,
J. NJ. FlutyS0
Cave City, Arkansas.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
Blood.

We live by our blood, and on
it. We thrive or starve, as
our blood is rich or poor.
There is nothing else to live
on or by.
When strength is full and
spirits high, we are being re.
freshed, bone muscle and brain,
in body and mind, with con.
tinual flow of rich blood.
This is health.
When weak, in low spirits
no cheer, no spring, when rest
is not rest and sleep is not
sleep, we are starved ; our blood
is poor; there is little nutri
ment in it.
Back Of the blood, is food,
to keep the blood rich. When
it fails, take SCOTS Emulsion
of Cod Liver Oil. 1t sets the
whole body going again-man
woman and child. "'
Nyon have not tried it, send for free sample,
its agreeable taste will surprise you.
SCOTT g. BOVINE, Chemists
<o34Is Pearl Street. New York.
- SOC. and sI.oo. all druggists.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

It's a little late, but the Atchi.
son Champion prints this incident
of the closing hours of the legis-
lature: "We want" said the
member from Harper, talking to
Seaton, "to make a little present
to our valiant and valuable as
sistant janitor. The boys have
delegated me to see you and ask
you to give something" "How
much do you want" said Seaton.
"Oh, So will do nicely" said the
member frcm Harper. "All
right" said Seaton, as he pro-
duced three wheels as good as
gold. Sixty seconds later the
member from Harper showed up
in a committee room. "Here,"
he said to his henchman, who
was leisurely reading the old
home paper. "Here are three
bones that | worked Seaton for.
Dig over to the express office and
get that jug Of old Crow out of
soak"
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

word you would not speak in the
presence of your mother and sis
ters, Turn that ugly thing you
did yesterday over today, and see
how exceedingly bad it looks from
the standpoint Of serious Sec
ond thought, Take my eyes and
look through them al that atnaughty
deed and SEQ how it would look
to YOU if had done it. Then let
this spirit 60 into your very soul,
81 have dole henceforth and for
ever with sin. ." And sign it.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
WORK ON PUBLIC HIGHWAYS.


The following by speaker T. H.
Humphreys has passed both
houses and become a law:
An act to amend section 13 of
an act to provide for working
roads and highways, repairing
and building bridges, and for
other purposes, approved May
%, 1897.
Be it enacted by the general
assembly of the state Of Arkan-
sas:
Section /. That section 13 OF
an act to provide for working
roads and highways approved
May 25, 1897. be amended to read
as follows: No person shall be
compelled to work on public
roads, highways and bridges
more than three days in any cne
year, nor more than two days at
any one time, or in any one
Section 2. That section 13 of
said act is hereby repealed and
his act shall take effect and be
n force from and after its pass
ige,
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

1t is not so easy to find friend
in adversely as it is in prosperity.
But it is true that the one found
in adversity will stick to you
when prosperity smiles, and it is
also true that the one found in
prosperity will not always stick
when adversely gathers its gloom
around you.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

(Gov. Davis has been chosen by
the Omnipitent Power to resque
the grand old state Of Arkansas
from the thieves, cut.thr0ats'
trust companies ard maniPula-
tors.-Dardanelle fost. Dispatch.
1t is worthy OF note that the
editor of the Post: Dispatch has
just secured public position at
S1OO a month through the in
fluence of Gov. Davis.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT
Commissioner Sale.

Notice is hereby given That IN Pursuance
authority and directions contained in adsGa
the Sharp circuit court, for the Southern fisz'
in chnucery, rendered in tie cause now ElaI
in said c.Uri, at the February term theINl !.
y. l9Il, wherein James Anderson, Is phn4'
and } D. Butler and Geo. Williams, are eddAl
axis. the undersigned, as special cOmnl&aj
therein, viii offer nd sell at public auclm
he highest and best bidder, on credit Of 4
months, at the south front door ofine couTi@i
for the southern district Of sharp rounV
Lyenlng shade. Arkansas, within The noanf|
scriLcd by law for Judicial sales, on
Saturday, April the y, 4 u. 1871,
tbe following lands lying in sharp COUNTY \
kansas, to-wit: The east half OF the h0NaI
quarter ofscctior thirEy-threo l53) ln 'o'~
sixteen OD north. r,nge -four ID west c"AI
ing 80 acres
The purchaser or purchasers oil sald llrD
be required to give not with approved '"-
and lien vii be retained On said ISnd ui~ |
purchase'moncy is paid.
II, B. HILL
,.ru . 1901, Special Commisof
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The Chester, Pa, Times says:
Back of the newspapers of this
commonwealth stand the great
mass of the people who regard
the press as the bulwark tina,
stands between them and their
liberties and any attack that will
deprive the press of its right to
speak the truth will be regarded
as an attack upon the people
themselves, who will resent in
the most emphatic way this inter.
ference with their liberty to crit
icise.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
One Kansas law says the pei

One Kansas law says the per.
sonal property Ola dsad man,
when not claimed by relative,
all be sold at auction. Anoth. .
law prohibits the sale of Ii
ior. Recently a gallon Of rye
hiskey was found among the
sects of q dead man who had
Il no known relatives. The
obate court has taken the
whiskey "under advisement."
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
CONT TRIBUTED.

Young man, pause, and think
deeply over your conduct yes
terday, and even to-day. Listen
at that ugly word you said, that
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The Gazette's issue of the 10th,
t.'The Possibilities of the Twenti-
eth Century," with "Little
Rocks Business Proclamation"
was a most creditable one.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

Col. H. c. Upton, whom Gov.
Davis appointed state treasurer
to succeed the late Thos. E. Little,
made his bond Of 100000 at
Harrison, his old home.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

An old farmer says that he has
great success in raising corn by
simply selecting the seed corn
grains from the middle of the ear.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
Notice for Publication, ,-"'
Land onice at Little Rock n isoI,
aDl a. wv inv

Land Office at Little RoshS' R5",S lyoI
Apr. Wv WV ,ne bIle17
Notice is hereby given that lne e,0ispit
named settler na filed notice OF me- i'm" i'm srt
make ilnal p. oof IN support ofhis clsl'" s0uSp Y
said proof will be made before 'hr hr,,niug w
of Sharp county, Arkansas, ~ h'''
Arkansas, on June lst, lgJ', W.,
william II Mann, ws,t Qng]
II. Il. No. 9O4sO for the son'rb"I ,be Isouh \
northwest quarter section p ana ,,,srer ,ns M
northeast quarter aud northwest y NORTH n
east quarter section II township II "A
lie names the followingwirei,sVcs VcsuWItsyaS
continuous res iderce upon ana 0'
said land, w r..,i,, Geo. p'
md J. ~ Green all OF "ht'rt "a Mersl x
"A ii RSlp
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The Hampstead circuit court
granted thirteen DEGREES Of di-
yorce at its recent setting, and
it wasn't a good time for that
kind of business either.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The Jacksonian and Review of
Heber are engaging in a mud
singing contest, in which 1t seems
the honors are about even SO far.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
Notice for PlbliCatlOl-''
Land ONCE ut Little RoSS' IS,S N@I.I

Land ONCE ut Little koGS' n, "I aI,
April the l5'n' "" n,s,
Notice is hereby given that ine ,n,enls
named settler las filed notice OF no ss. claim 4
make final proof in support OF No ,bs tGl
thai said proof will be made nei"le st % NsI
CLERK of Sharp county, Arkali,as' ,o@o @ viz
Shade, Arkansas, Oh May me E0'''' '''''
John c. Wells, !, soutbiI
n. L. No, 2lli5 for the Wrsl vest, na,, ausrtsf !
quarter southeast quarter sou'hmoVt '',,tsr sdsI
southwest quarter s0u'hehst f'
township Is north range Wesl, IA prOvt !
l!e names the following withtea,' 'cnjtiystG
continuous residence upon """
said land, viz; ., will Gg Y
James Gay, all of PoughLecpsie' a a Nr,rs,
IN :" ReshF
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The Arkansas Legislature has
seven working days left, then
the members can 60 home-or
extend the session again.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

The contest for the bEapcn in
sane asylum is between Fort
Smith, Batesville and Monticello.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26

While spring weather prevailed
in Arkansas the past week Ten
nessee suffered an 18-inch snow.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
BY CLAUDE L. COGER.
Is the esteemed Maynard En-
terprise dead?

BY vote of rs to 8 the lower
house of the general assembly
passed the new state capitol bill.
Sharp County record., 1901-04-26
THE HEN.

am the Hen,
And I'm all right, too.
1t may be hard
For you
TO realize my real worth,
For when
You see me
Scratching round the yard,
Digging up the seed
> Your wife planted
In the flower bed,
And raising Old Ned
With the earth
In general, you fly
Off your base
And ehy :
A brick bat at me,
And get red in the face
And chase
Me round the lot.
You don't stop to think what
A hot
Proposition | am,
Nor what I've got
To my credit.
Why, man, don't you know
That | contrive
To lay 13 billion dozens
Of eggs
Every year I'm alive!
Thirteen billion dozens! "
Let that soak
In your Uranium awhile,
And tell me then
If you think the hen
Is a joke.
Why, don't you know
That a lot of folks 'ud 60
Dead broke
If it wasn't for me.
| don't want to crow
Nor boast or
Push myself like a rooster,
But am here to say
That I'm not afraid
When it comes to eggs
Of anything that goes
On two legs.
/ lay
The whole push in the shade.
You hear me cackle!
It's true
There are a few
Things I won't tackle,
But when it comes
To shelling out
The stuff that raises
The mortgage off the farm
I'm about
The only real warm
Thing there is.
And that's
The reason why
Your hats
Ought to come off
When I waddle by.
Agricultural Advertising.