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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

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the British view ot the case. at least
without this country's insistente upon
abrogation FOR the cause alleged The
final ground now applicable is that OF
mutual consent of both parties, which,
1t is evident is to be secured, II at all,
by diplomatic means,
1t may be added that the abrogat ton
OF treaties, save by cheir own limitation
or by their suppression by others, is
an act which has not often been psr.
formed by the United states. Perhaps
the most noteworthy example ot it was
the abrogltion of 'our treaties with
France in 1875. That was done by act
OF congress, approved and executed by
the president IN the ground that France
had repeatedly violated the treaties and
had refused 10 give redress for such
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
THE ABRoGATIoN OF TREATIES.
New York Tribune.

New York Tribune.
The abrogation Of the Clayton -Bulwer
treaty or any other treaty, would be
proper enough if it were effected in a
proper manner and on proper grounds.
1t is as legitimate to abrogate treaties
as to make them. The grounds upon
which abrogalion may be effected are
simple and reasonable. In some treaties
it is provided that either party may
withdraw from them and thus cancel
them, at its own pleasure. on due notice
Others are temporary in their terms
and expire through their own limi,a-
tons. or may BE- terminated when all
their material stipulations have been
fulfilled. Still others may b. abrogated
when their continuance is conditioned
upon terms which no longer exist. The
physical or moral impossibility Of per-
forming the requirements Of the treaty:
the refusal Of either party TO perform a
material stipulation; the deliberate and
persistent violation Of material s,pu-
tion by either party; the fact that a
state OF things which was the basis
Of the treaty ana one Of its tacit con-
ditons no longer exists. and. finally,
the mutual assent Of both parties, are
also valid grounds for abrogation. It
is not easy to conceive Of any others
The question arises therefore, upon
which Of these grounds abrogation Of
the Clayton -Buwer treaty is to be
sought. As it is a permanent treaty,
it does not expire through it's own lin
ltations. Neither does it contain any
provision for aDrogadon at the pleasure
Of either party on notice Il can scarce
ly be pleaded that its s,ipulauons have
been fulfilled OF that the terms Of its
continuance no longer exist Nor do the
other conditions named EN- applicable.
with the possible exception Of three
If it could b shown that the state Of
affairs which led TO the making Of the
treaty no longer exists, that would be
valid ground for seeking it's abroga-
tion as a worn out end worthless in
strument. If it could b. demon
strated that one party had deliberately
and persistently violated one Of its ma
terial stipulations, ample ground would
he afforded for it's abrogation at the
demand Of the other party. It will be
remembered that nearly twenty years
ago that argument for abrogation was
vigorously urged by the United States.
but the British government declined to
admit its convincing force, and the
matter was allowed to drop, if not with
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed proposals addressed to the
county clerk ~ ClalSrp County. ore.
gnn. VIII be- received unul y. m.
April j. 1901 by the county commls-
sInnrrs' Court nr Clttsnp county. ore
gon Tor the construction NJ forty- two
miles NJ road lu Cntsrp County. ore.
Son or any part thereof. via
The Astoria. oln,y Jewell and Yes.
per wagon road 80. H.
BIDS must be- ln compliance With
plans aud specifications now ON Me
with the County clerk
All bills must be- accompanied hy a
certified check OF tn value NJ per
cent Of the amount ~ said bid
Copies Of plans can be- seen. and spec
i1cations will hc furnished un appllca-
tlon 90 the undersigned
The cour, reserves the right tn rr.
Jtct any or all bids
Bv order OF the County Commissions
era Court II J WHERITY.
County clerk
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that the under.
signed administrators OF the the catnte
OF John II. 1Nll. deceased. by virtue and
authority ana In pursuance OF an order
made by the County Court OF the State
Of Oregon. for Mulnomah county. on
the 9TH day OF January. 1901. authoriz.
Ing and licensing the said adinlnistra.
tor to sell at adminlAtrntor's
snle the following dcscdlbed real
property belonging to the estate OF the
snld John II Tel. deceased. situated
and being In the county Of Clatsop.
In the state Of Oregon. to-wit:
The northwest quarter OF the north
wedt quarter Of section thlrty.Aix (36)
township nine 90 north range seven t7)
west Of the Willamette meridian. con-
talnlnR forty (i0) acres.
VIII M such administrator on the
23d day Of March. 1901. at 2 o'clock n
IN. OF said day. II the courthouse door
OF Clatsop County. Oregon. In Astoria.
In said county, sell the above
and foregoing described tract OF land
at auction 10 the highest bidder for
cash subject to the approval OF said
court.
JOHN ROMETSCH
Administrator OF said Estatc
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN

That Street Assessment Roll No. t2''
made for the purpose of dofraylng the
COSTS and expenses OF Improving Frank
I'm avenue from the east line of Twrn-
y-ANth street 10 the west line NJ Thlr-
ty-iirst street has been filed with the
auditor ana police Judge of the city OF
Astoria, by the board OF ASSESSORS. ana
that on the 2lst day 81 March 1901 al
the hour of o'clock p. m. ~ said day
In the council chambers In the clty
hall OF the city OF Astoria. the com
mittee on streets and public ways ANA
board Of assessors will meet for the
purpose OF correcting, reviewing and
equallzlng said assessment An obiec-
tlons thereto must be- made In writing
and filed with the auditor and police
Judge. This notice is published for ten
days by order Of the Common Council
OF the city Of Astoria
II II. NELSON.
Auditor and Police Judge Of the Cltv
Of Astoria.
Date OF first publication. March 0. 1901
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
"THE MILW AUKEE."

A familiar name for the Chicago,
Milwaukee \ st. Paul Railway. known
all over thu Union as the Great Railway
running the Pioneer Limited" trains
every day and night between 81. Paul
aud Chicago, and Omaha and Chicago.
Tho only perfect train IN the world. f"
Understand, Connections are made
with all transcontlnontal lines, occurring
TO passengers the best service known.
LuNuyous coaches. electric light. steam
heat OF verify eqpaled by no othe.'
hie.
see that your ticket reads Via "Tho
milwaukee," when going 10 any point
In the United States or Canada. All
ticket agents sell them.
For rates, pamphlets or other lnfor-
nation. address,
j. W, CASEY. c, ]. EDDY,
Tray, Pass. Agt Gen. Agt.,
Porllar :. Oregon, Portland ore,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
PROPOSALS ron nlps.

Sralal proposals viii be- received at
thc ottlc' Il n lgnt- house Inspector,
Matuuam bun Hug Portland. oregon.
unul y o'clock noon. Mach 80 1901
ind then opened Tor furnishing fuel an /
provisions for vrsA'ls ana stations In
Tie 18th light hani' district for the n ..
cal year to rnl Jun, 20. loOs. IN ac.
cordnNcc with specifications. copies OF
which, with blank proposals. aud other
Information. may b. had upon npplica-
ton tu Commander W, +, bay. L. :. n.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN

That street Assessment Roll No. tl''
made Tor the purpose ~ dcfnying the
-Is Hni expense uf improving Tenth
street from he south line " Exchange
street 10 the north line OF Grand ave-
nue has been hlvI With the an lltor
and police judge II the city OF As
i1rla By tn board or sors. ana
that on the 2lst day ~ March. 1901. at
the hour of = O'Clock D. m. OF said
lay IN the council chambers In the city
hill Of the city OF Astoria, tn, com.
mlttee on streets and public Ways and
board ~ assessors Will meet for the
purpose ot correcting. reviewing aud
rquhllzing said assessment All oblrc.
lions thereto must b. made In wrlIing
ana lilcd with the auditor ana police
Judge. This notice Is published FOR ten
days by order Of the Common Council
OF the city Of Astoria.
II T.. NELSON.
Auditor and Police Judge of the city
nf Astoria.
Date Of hrst publication. March .. 1901
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Rob'. r. Watts, Of Salem, Mo, writes:
Il have been troubled with kidney dis
ease for the last five years and have
doctorcd with all the leading physi-
clans and have tried all remedies sug-
eested without any relief Finally ]
tried Foley's Kidney Cure and less
than two bottles completely cured me
and | am sound and we'll"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT

Notice Is hereby given that the under
signed administrator of the estate Of
Jemina Sklbbe, deceased, has filed in
the county court Of Clatsop county. or.
his final account as huch admInistra.
tor, and that Monday, the first day OF
April; 1901. at the hour OF 10 O'clock a
m. Of said day, has been by said court
fixed as the time for the hearing OF
objections to said final account and
the settlement thereof.
MAX L. sKIBBE.
Administrator Of the estate OF Jemi-
ma Stbbe, deceased.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Mr.. J. w Patterson, night police at
Nashua, Ia, says: In January l had
a very bad cold Oh my lungs and used
half dozen different cough medicines
and prescriptions from two doctors, but
grew worse all the time. finally
bought a bottle Of Foley's Honey and
Tar and after using two-thirds Of 1t,
| was entirely cured" CHAS. ROC
ERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Il had a running sore on my leg for
seven years" writes Mrs. Jas. Forest
of Chippewa Falls, Wis, "and spent
hundreds Of dollars in trying to get it
nealed. Two boxes Of Banner Salve en-
tirely cured it," No other salve 50
healing. CHAS. ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Eugere ]. Hall, the poet and publish
er, says that one dose Of Foey's Honey
and Tar restored his voice when hoarse-
ness threatened to prevent his lecture
at Central Music Hall, Chicago. Moth
ing else as good CHAS. ROGERS,
Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
CHEAP INSURANCE.

Many man has been insured against
Brights disease, diabetes, or other dan
eerons ailment by a fifty cent bottle
Of FOley's Kidney Cure. CHAS ROC
ERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Pneumonia follows la grippe. but
never follows the use Of Foley's Honey
and Tar, the great throat and lung
remedy. Take no substitute. CHAS.
ROGERS Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Usually a racking cough and a gen.
eral feeling Of weakness. Foley's Hon
ey and Tar is guaranteed to cure the
grippe cough" and make you strong
and well. Take no substitutes. CHAS.
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money Z It
fails TO cure. f. w. Groves signature
is on each box. PC.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
BANNER SALVE.

Telter. eczema and skin diseases yield
quickly to the marvellous healing quail
ties Of Banner Salve made from a
prescription of a skin specialist Of world
wide fame, 25c. CHAS. ROGERS,
Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The Astorian guarantees to its ad-
vertisers the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

England has found time in the midst
of the Boer war to try to keep us
from eating up Jamaica's banana crop.
England is indeed leading the siren
uous life.-Chicago Journal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Madame Bernhardts furOre in this
country is something in the nature Of
a failure. There are some roles that
should not be assumed by the last rose
Of summer
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
Columbia River and Puget Sound Nav
igation Company,

The Hercules leaves Astoria daily
except Sunday at y. m.
Leaves Portland daily except Sun
day at n, m.
White Collar Line tickets, q, II. & N.
tickets and Ilwaco Ry 4 Nav. Com.
pany tickets interchangeable on Her.
cules and Hassalo Through Port
land connection with steamer Nahcotta
from l,waco and Long Beach points.
Telephone No, Ill.
\, ]. TAYLOR. Astoria Agent.
L.. w. CREIGHTON. Portland Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Compared with the sun this earth Is
about the size Of pinhead. But.
though little this earth is a yard wide
and largely John Bull.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The prudent hostess keeps the best
until the last Of the feast. Then the
visitors are likely to be too full for fur
iher indulgence.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Diamonds in the rough are sometimes
spoiled in the cutting. just as some
DuDils are spoiled in the educating.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The professionally comic journals
have overlooked the remarkable fact
that an angry Indian is a red cross.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Russell Sage has no children. but he
is reported 10 be very fond Of a pet
parrot. II has probably learned to say
money as plainly as any man on
earth.-Times- Herald.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

P)intless paragraphs should not be
blue-penciled. Gable them over TO Lon
don Punch.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

An communications intended tor pub
noation should be directed to Editor
Astonan." Business communications
OF all kinds and remittances must he
addressed to The Astoran Publish
ing Co"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The enterprsng town that holds two
fingers aud Whistles Shrlly through its
teeth now gets Carnegie library
Washington Post
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Advertising rates can he had on ap-
hcation to the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

BABY FOODS
1t is clear that doctors and
mothers think more Of special
foods than they used to.
The reasons are: () both
mothers and babies live less
naturally than they used to-;
(2) mothers milk is not so
plenty, and not SO good, as it
used to be; (3) SCOTS emul-
sion Of cod-liver oil is mother
food as we'll as baby food
enables the mother to feed
her baby naturally.
We'llsend you little to try If you like.
SCOTT BOVINE, 4o9 Pearl street, New York
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

We welcome Mrs. Nation Ia the ranks,
A paper edited with hatchct ough, to
Be able to cut some ica.-Minneapolis
Tnnrpa1
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The burning Of 200 hares in a rab-
bitry in Kansas City, Kas.. is not quite
so serious a matter as 1t would have
been if there had been no more.-Kan-
Sas City star
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Mr. Corbatt, of Oregon, will observe
the remainder of Lent with all the
latest things in sackcloth and ashes, ,--
Anaconda Standard.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Editor BWans opinion of King Ed
ward is distinctly unfavorable. Yet the
latter bra2enly persists I'm holding on 10
that throne.-Mail and Express,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

The modern plan is for a man to
be a publican and a pharisee In his
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
DAILY.

Sent by mail, per year..'..,.,'.',E6'OO
Sent by mail, per mouth....,...,.. so
Served by carrier, per month";, 60
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Nearly 1900 Bosionians died last
year How they could leave Boston life
and baked beans is a wonder--Bufralo
News
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
A FEW
FACTS

When people are contemplating q
trip, whether on business or pleasure,
they naturally want the best service
obtainable as far as speed. comfort and
safety Is concerned. Employees OF the
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES are
paid to serve the public and our trains
are operated so as to make close con-
nections with diverging lines at all
junction points.
Pullman Palace Sleeping and Chair
Cars on through trains.
Diring car service unexcelled. Meals
served a la carte.
In order to obtain the first-class SER
vice. ask the ticket agent 10 sell you
a ticket over,......
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Russia's temerity in undertaking to
handle a tariff question and a Chinese
question both at once has astonished
some Of the diplomatic eXperts.-Wash-
ington Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Probably it would be bstter II those
Daughters Of the Revolution Tough,
out their troubles with soft gloves and
in a regulation ring. philadelphia In
quirer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Having started A., paper, Mr.. Bryan
is no doubt waiting impatiently for his
predicted hard times TO come along
and hit the subscription liSt.-Washing-
ton Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

Cuba is having some difficulty in de-
Gliding how it can display a proper
amount Of gratitude without acknowl-
edging .oo many obligations Washing
ton Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
WHITE COLLAR LINZ

Str, HERCULES takes the place OF
BAILEY GATzERT (relephonc Dock),
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

ment and putting In her time picking
up the pieces. Montana Record.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

sEMI-swEEKLY,
Sent by mail, per year, in advance. $500
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

WITH THE PARAGRAPHERS.
Kansas is enjoying a peaceful mo-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14

ment and putting In her time picking
up the pieces Montana Record. et
Nearly 1900 Bostonans died last
year. How they could leave Boston lif,
and baked beans is wonder Buffalo
News
We welcome Mrs Nation To the ranks
A paper edited with hatchet ought tc
Be able to cut some ica.-Mnneapolis
Journal.
The enterprising town that holds two
fingers aud Whistles shruly through its
teeth now gets Carnegie library
Washington Post
Mr. Corbett, of Oregon, will observe
the remainder Of Lent with all the
latest things in sackcloth and ashes -
Anaconda Standard.
Editor Byan's opinion Of King Ed
ward is distinctly unfavorable, Yet the
latter brn2enly persists I'm holding on 10
that throne.-Mail and Express,
Probably ii would be bstter il those
Daughters Of the Revolution Tough;
out their troubles with soft gloves and
in a regulation ring g--Philadelphia In
quirer
Cuba is having some difficulty in de-
Gliding how it can display a proper
amount Of gratitude without acknowl-
edging 700 many obligations Washing
ton Star.
Having started las paper, Mr. Bryan
is no doubt waiting impatiently for his
predicted hard times to come along
and hit the subscription list.-Washing-
ton Star.
Russia's temerity in undertaking to
handle a tariff question and a Chinese
question both at once has astonished
some Of the diplomatic experts.-Wash-
ington Star.
The burning Of 200 hares in a rab-
bitry in Kansas City, Kas.. is not quite
so serious a matter as it would have
been if there had been no more.-Kan-
sas City Star
Russell Sage has no children. but he
is reported 10 be very fond Of a pet
parrot. It has probably learned to say
money as plainly as any man on
earth.-TimeS- Herald.
England has found time in the midst
Of the Boer war to try to keep us
from eating up Jamaicas banana crop.
is indeed leading the siren
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-14
The Wisconsin Central Lines

and you will make direct connections
at st. Paul for Chicago. Milwaukee and
all points East.
For any further information call IN
any ticket sgent. or correspond with
JAS. c. POND. Gen. Pass. Ag't.,
or JAS. A. CLOCK, Milwaukee wis
General Agent,
THE CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN
RAILWAY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

The Father-Nfy daughter, sir, must
nave the same amount of money after
she is married that she had before.
The Suitor-I wouldn't deprive her OF
It Tor anything.-Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

Mike (to chemist)-Tl1e docthor said.
Take wan av these pills three tonnes
day I took wan av thin wanst. but
the man doesn't live thot kin take wan
AZ thin three toimest-Detroit Free
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

And that chap was frightened.
"Yarah! Hellupl" he howled. but.
unfortunately for Bert, it made him
upset that melted lead. and some Of
1t dropped down poor Bsrt's neck,
and
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

Look bit thin. do I? Sod you II
your master was a poster artist and
had got you in training as a model for
his new poster of the dog that wasn't
fed on Fillemups patent biscuitsi"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

Harduppe-I always do my hardest
work before brea kfast.
Borrowell-What's that7
Harduppe-Getting up.-strav stories.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

I've just won Is cigars in one of
those penny in the slot machines"
You always were unlucAy. Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

Mistress-Another breakage, Jane7
And a wedding present tool How ever
did you do it,
Jane Csobbing)-They always break
when drop 'eml
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

Wen, you look in the picture. He
acted like raving lunatic. Oh,
lor', how he did screech and how'll
But he's given up practical JOHNS
now
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09
BERTIE's LAST JOKE.

Bert Loonpot: 'See here, chap
pies, I'm just a-going to collar that
chap,s leg and then bark like dog.
Bet it frightens him nearly out 81
his senses Just you watch
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

buy a society beauty's likeness.
have it enlarged. invite your aunt
round She will at once be struck
by the capital likeness, and Well.
the rest viii be a romp home for
Won
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09

He-He's in the push All right.
She-How did he get there7
He-oh. he had a pull.-Exchange
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-05-09
HARD LUCK.

There was a young fellow of Fleet.
Who went out his sweetheart to meet,
But she jolly near tainted
The place was fresh painted
and what. oh. when they sat on the seat!