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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
A Great Newspaper.

"The Pittsburg Post" il fhs
kind of newspaper that is boutia
to be successful. 1t is second %
none in the matter of publishing
the news of the world, and in ad-
dition to that important fact it ins
sists on suoh careful editing that
all Objectionable items are elimin,
ated. 1t is a newspaper that can
be safely admitted into any home,
"The Posts" facilities are SUR
passed by none. II has demons
strated time after time it is always
on the alert, whether it be to gath
er the news of the far east or of
the local field. "The Post" is es.
sentially newspaper, but it does
not neglect other features that go
to make we'll rounded daily pub.
location to interest all kinds and
conditions of men.
The Sunday post has forged
steadily to the front until it now
occupies an enviable position at
the head of the procession. The
most instrnctive and interesting
articles that can be-prooured are to
be found in it's columns, and it is
acknowledged that it's illustrations
are not exoelled anywhere. "The
Sunday Posts" increasing circula-
ton attests it's worth. Its growth
has been little short of marvellous.
You cannot afford not to read it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
A Freak ofNature.

Webster Ecno.
II. @. Thurmond brought to ouI
office the other day piece of wood
of worry peculiar growth. 1t was
an oak bush about two and one
half inches in diameter, from
which a lamb had grown out to q
length of eighteen inches, then
turned up and grew firmly into the
main tree at point eighteen
inches higher up, the bark growing
over SO perfectly that it is difficult
to tell where the branch first came
out An apple tree in Mr.. Thur
mond's orchard has the same
growth.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
HoRI,IBLE ACCIDENT.
A Young Boy Run over by an
Onio River Train ana
Killed,

Yesterday evening as the South
bound passenger train, due here at
5:4T p. M, was nearing the station
at Sherman, just above Ravens
wood, boy named Wells and aged
about thirteen years, was discover
ed on the track, and before the en-
gineer could stop his train, it was
upon the lad. The boy was horri-
bly, mutilated, his head and both
legs being completely severed from
his body. His remains were pick
ed up by the crew and taken to the
station. No blame is to be attach
ed to the engineer for the unfortu-
nate accident, as there is curve
at that place and the boy could not
be seen until it was too late to stop
the train.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Settled,

From all we can learn, and that
is not of the most encouraging ma
ture, is that both the X. q M.
Shops and the Point Pleasant Di-
vision, is settled, and that both will
go to Hob5on, near Middleport,
Ohio. 1t will be bad blow to
both Charleston and Point Pleas.
ant. This much has been officially
given out by Mr., T. F. Whittlesey,
the General Superintendent.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
starting or Right.

Oil Review.
Governor White is starting off
all right. If he continues we will
have an administration full of good
common sense, and devoted to the
best interests of the state. And
we can not we'll expect any thing
else, for the present incumbent OF
the executives chair spent too many
years showing the editorial pencil
to give any thing else than most
satisfactory administration of the
affairs of any office to which the
people may elevate him. Good
editors mako success wherever
you place them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Monument Nleeting.

The meeting to disoues the pro-
posed monument in this place to
commemorate the names of those
who fell in the Indian battle in
this place in October, 1774, held at
the Court House last night was
not we'll attended. Hon. JAS. b.
Menager WAS elected chairman, and
after few remarks pertinent to
the business of the evening, intro
duoed Hon. Virgil A. Lewis, the
speaker of the evening, who gave
very interesting historical speech
which elicited much favorable
comment Our people are NOV.
ing now to have this monument
built, and for which the grounds
will soon be purchased.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
No Room for the Insane nt the
Spencer Hospital.

No ItoOm for tile Insane mt the
Spencer Hospital.
The male department of the Sec
ond Hospital for Insane is full, and
the officials of this institution have
been compelled to refuse admission
to quite number of patients, sew
eral of whom are violent and badly
in need of hospital care and treat
ment, and it is we'll known fact,
that ordinarily if the insane patient
fails TO receive proper treatment
during the early or acute stages of
tie disease, the chances of recovery
are very slight, and by the patient
lapsing into chronic and incura-
BILE state of insanity his usefulness
to society is lost and he becomes a
permanent and lasting expense to
the Commonwealth. Therefore,
from a humane and economical
standpoint, it is essential that pa
ttents suffering With this disease, in
any of it's various forms, should re-
.ceiye proper attention at an early
date.
fortunately this Hospital will
from time to time have vacancies,
caused by the death or discharge
ofindividual cases of the Hospitars
population, but the vacancies thus
created will not be sufficient to re-
lieve the situation, and as it is un-
derstood that the same conditions
exist at the Weston Asylum, it will
necessltate the violent insane be-
ing confined in county jails, in
many instances, in the same oell
with criminals. This is a sad state
of affairs, and it is to be hoped that
some arrangements may be made
in the near future for the relief of
this inhuman condition, for it is a
notorious fact that few, if any of
the county jAils in the State, can
give the insane patient proper
care
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Residences tor sale.

uoUsE AND Lor, FOR SALE. 4 ten
u room two-story frame dwelling house
in the very best of repair, and in most de-
sir,,ble location; one OF the hnest llet,,e ",
lot; n corner lot S2lIxlS3 feet; will sell very
reasonable II sOid at once. Terms made to
suit the buyer.
A SIN ROOM COTTAGE, frame, two
"a rooms up stairs; house in best 81 repair;
all modern COnvcnicnccs. Price, ,OJ.OO.
A GOOD FRAME HOUSE, centrally To-
"a cntCd: hest pa rt OF town above 9Th street
IA pretty re- Idcncc; good bargain
TIIVE ROOM FRAME HOUSE For Snlc.
Il Price $COO.CO: located In Extension.
good home for some one, at IL very low price.
SEVERAL OTHER GOOD RESIDENCES
~ for sale.
T'OICn Lots.
GEVERAL GOOD TOWN LOTS for sale
~ cheap.
F. B. 1IPPETT,
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
Point Pleasant, w. Va.
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ASurprtse.

a telegram received here Thurs
day morning from Mr.. Homer
Smith, to his brother, Mr. Griff T.
Smith, aud dated Portsmouth,
Ohio, April 11th. 1901, read as fol-
lows: married here last night.
Will go to Cincinnati for several
days. Write me at the Gibson" I"
"HoMER."
This was surprise to his broth
er as we'll as all of his personal
friends, but Notwithstanding, the
Western Union wires were kept
warm, yesterday, showering tele-
grams of congratulations upon him,
from his friends and the friends of
his bride, in this place.
To understand this dispatch, it
is necessary to say that it has ref
erence to Mr., Homer Smith, the
gentlemanly Proprietor of the
Phoenix Hotel in this city, and to
Miss Vause Beale, the beautiful
and charming daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. NJ. III. Beale, also of this
city.
However, the announcement Of
the marriage of these two popular
young people was not a surprise to
tho Register, for it had an inkling
that euoh might be tho result,
whom thoy left here on Wednesday
afternoon last, ostensibly to attend
dance and German to be given
by the Gypsey Club, that evening,
at Huntington; and here is whore
they fooled their friends, for in
stead of stopping at Huntington,
they went straight through to
Portsmouth, where they were mar
ried Wednesday (1Oth) night, at
the new Washington Hotel.
The happy young couple depart
ed Thursday morning for Cinoin-
natl, where they will be for some
time, and when they return will be
"at homo" to their friends.
The Register, together with all
the friends of the young people in
Point Pleasant, extend to them
most hearty congratulations and
good wishes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Another Big rrnst .

Park ersburg Sentinel.
The newest proposed trust is one
to combine the great retail depart.
ment stores of tho country under
ono general organization, which il
is thought can be successfully done
thus bringing the entire control OF
the retail markets for certain lines
Of merchandise into the hands of q
monopoly. The scheme has been
elaborated in such form as to oon-
vince some of the biggest retail
merchants in the country that il
oan be successfully manipulated,
and as result number of the big
stores have signified their willing
ness to become a part of this new
monopoly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Cnught n Dreadrnl cod.

Marion Kooke, manager for II,
NJ. Thompson, a large importer of
fine millinery at 1868 Milwaukee
Avenue, Chicago, says: During
the late severe weather l caught a
dreadful cold which kept me awake
at night and made me unfit to at
tend my work during the day.
One of my milliners was taking
Chamberlain's Cough remedy for a
severe cold at that time, which
seemed to relieve her SO quickly
that 1 bought some myself. 1t
acted like magic and 1 began to
improve at once. l am now en-
tirely we'll and feel very pleased to
acknowledge it's merits" For sale
by Hooff, druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Sold,

Mr.. j. w. Rhoades has purohas-
ed the building on 9th street, oo.
cupied by the Equity Milling Co.
as feed store and Office, and also
Dy Hon. j. S. Spencer, as law Of
fee. It is understood that Mr.,
Rhoades will get possession at once
and will occupy it for his hardware
business. The Equity Milling
Go. will occupy desk in Tippett
& Hutohinson's Insurance office.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
PcssfInisIll.
\ OE5JH EEEHGHHHa
Clarksburg DaiIy Post.

Clarksburg Daily Post.
Some persons, and especially
reverend gentlemen, often make
the statement that the world is
growing worse, that men and wom-
en- are more evil now than in the
past. We contradict this assertion
and take an optimistio view of the
condition of mems morals in this
age. Compared with ages that are
now no more the people of the
present day are far better and moro
moral than ever before.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
ButIer.BIakC.

Gallipolis Journal.
On the evening of April 9th a
few of the most Intimate friends of
Miss Willie Blake, of Glenwood'
w. Va, assembled at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. w. FL. Marts, of Clip
per Mill, to witness the happy mar
riage of Miss Blake TO Oliver But
Ter, of Duglas City, Alaska, Rev.
j. w. Smith ohioiated. Mrs. But
ler has made many friends here
while visiting with her sisters, Mrs.
Marts and Miss Homer, with her
bright sunny disposition and all
unite in wishing her happiness
and prosperity in her married life.
Mr.. Butler is prosperous young
man and has been in Alaska some
six years. He says their longest
nights are 10 hours and shortest
the sun ceases to shine is one-half
hour. Mr.. and Mrs. Butler leave
April 9th for their home at Duglas
City, Alaska. It will take them IL
days to make the trip. May joy
and happiness go with them is the
wish of their many friends.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Punish I,hcnn.

st. Louis Republic.
a government which is so close
to the honest body of it's people as
is the American government should
set an exceptionally saIutary ex
ample in the matter of exposing
and punishing the thieves who
may have sneaked into it's colonial
service. The best beginning in
this work, which is an inevitable
necessity, may most effectively be
made right now. The Manila
scandal must be rigidly investiga-
ted andirascals responsible for it
must be brought to justice.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
QUIET wEDDING.
State Senator Byrd Hill ana Miss
Ada NIahan Surprise Their
Friends

state senator BYRD Hill ana Miss
Ada NIahan Surprise Their
Friends.
Charleston Tribune.
Hon Byrd Hill, of Beech Hill,
Mason county, and Miss Ada l..
Mahan, of this oity, were quietly
married Wednesday April 10th, at
the home of the bride, in the sec-
ond ward, the ceremony being per-
formed by Rev. Compton, of State
Street church, and was attended
by only a few of the intimate
friends. Directly after the oere-
mony the couple left over the X,
g M. for the groom's home in Ma
son county, where they will spend
few days and returning to this
oity will make their home at the
American House, on Laidley
street. The groom is engaged in
the lumber business, having an Of
fee in this city, and is a hold.over
State Senator from Mason county,
while the bride is we'll known here
and has for some time been in the
employ of j. Friedman 81 Go.
Both have host of friends who
wish them a prosperous and happy
life.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
HONIESEEIIERS' IIXCURS-
IONS
February, March and April
Via the Ohio Central
Limos

Low rate Excursion Tickets to the
West. Southwest and South will be on
sale the LIST and 3d Tuesdays of each
month vim the Ohio Central Lines:
Tickets good for return within 81
DAYS from date of sale.
For full particulars address any
JOHN MOoRLs ~. p. a., Findlay, o.
S. G. HARVEY, II. =. a, Toledo, o.
ID. j. CARGO, PA. Toledo, o., W. \.
PETERs, p. a. Columbus, O., T.. Il.
HEINER, p. a. Charleston, w. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
A Testimonial From Old England.

"Iconsider Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for
bronchitis, says William Savory,
of Warrington, England. 1t has
saved my wife's life, she having
been martyr to bronchitis for
over six years, being most of the
time confined to her bed She is
now quite we'll" It is great
pleasure to the manufacturers of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy to
be able to publish testimonials of
this character. They show that
great good is being done, pain and
suffering relieved and valuable lives
restored to health and happiness
by this remedy For sale by Hooff,
druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
IGntortninncnt.

The Society of the Daughters of
Revolution will give an entertain
ment, oonsisting of two dramas,
"Lend Me Five Shillings," and
American Fascination" produced
under the directions of j. Fred
Holloway at Hooff's Opera House,
on Thursday night, April 25th, for
the benefit of this Society, looking
toward the erection of Battle
Monument at this place. 1t will
be given by some of the best tai
ent of the oity. The cast of char
acters, including Messrs. j. Fred
Holloway, Charles Hogg, Jr, e. j.
Somerville, Elmer Foster Davis,
Charles II. Holloway, Homer XII
sor, and Misses Edytha Dewitt,
Katherine NeaIe. Virginia Wiley.
The prices will be 20, 30 and 80
cents, and should insure packed
house.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
A New Itestaurant

Howard & Greenlee have opened
a nice restaurant and lunch counter
in the building opposite this Office,
on Main street. and most respect
fully ask for a share of the public
patronage. Meals will be served
at all hours day or night. Call
and see them and get square
meal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Knocked Out.

A cursory reading of an opinion
by the Supreme Court of the Uni
ted States indicates that that tri-
bunal has knocked out the long
and short haul clause of the inter
state commerce law.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Last winter 1 was confined to
my bed with n very bad cold on the
lungs. Nothing gave me relief. Fin
ally my wife bought "a bottle on One
Minute Cough Cure that effected a
speedy cure. j cannot speak too high
ly of that exec lent remedy."-Mr. Il.
K. Houseman, Manatawney, Pa
HoofT; McMillin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
PATRONESSES

Mesdames j. L. Hutchinson, j,
MuCullooh, j. D. MoCullooh, j. NJ,
a. Beale, j. b Menager, D. S.
Snyder, D. E. Newton, V. A. Lew
is, O. e. Hogg, e A. burnside,
Mary Moore, Thos. Field, George
Poffenbarger, P. S. Lewis, w. Fl.
Hogg, A. E. Grover, j. S. Spencer,
5. V. Spencer, w. P. Neale, B. r.
Stephens, Misses Lew MoCul-
looh, Cornie Campbell, Vause
Beale, Lille and Lizzie Hogg,
Blanche and Josephine Burnside,
Charlotte and Mary McCullooh,
Venie Thomas, Sarah Knight, Su-
sic Waggener, Ltde, Alice and Le-
liza KimberlinR, SaIlie and Gretoh-
en- Pullin, Fannie Grover, Maria
S. MoCullooh, Virginia Wiley,
Irene Bowyer. Kate B. SIribling
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

The American eagle made n
donkey is the spectacle that may
be seen on the ten dollar bill series
Of 1880. If one will take the bills
and turn them up side down the
head of donkey will be plainly
seen in the place occupied by the
eagle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

You will waste time IL you try to
cure indigestion or dyspepsia by
starving yourself. That only makes
You always need plenty of good food
properly digested. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is the result of years of scienti-
fic research for something that would
digest not only some elements of food
brit every kind. And 1t is the one
remedy that will do it.
HooT; McMillin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Over in Clarksburg they have
commenced a crusade against slot
machines. What harm do they do
anyone who does not play them ?
Let the fellows who enjoy betting
on another mans game, do 80 to
his hearts content without inter
ference?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Illinois is trying TO keep the
farmer boys from going to the cit.
les. That sounds strange, for one
of the leading industries of Chica.
go is heeoing the jays"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
L. F. CAMPBELL.
Phvsician and Surgeon

Tenders his services to the citizens
of Point Pleasant and vicinity
OfIlce at HoOfT's Drug Store. Hours
A. NJ, to 10 NJ, 2 p. NJ, to 2. NJ,
and Up. NJ, to0P. NJ. noVStf.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Another Advance.
kersburg Sentinel.

Parlersburg Sentinel.
The sugar trust advanced all
sugars ten points to-day, and the
oil trust crowds down the price of
crude oil. The trusts are good
4 Ikinr.n
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

It's not very often you find a
mans wife the bosom friend of the
woman who thinks che has MISC
ion to help him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
Died.

We are panied to announce that
Mrs, Francis Wilton, mother of
Mrs. l.. B. Moore, of this city, died
in a Hospital at Wheeling, We'd
nesday morning, April 10, 1901,
from the effects of an operation.
Her homo was at Marietta. Ohio.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17
n Good Way to Get Rid of His
Wealth.

Courier-J Ournal.
Mr.. Carnegie says that he always
wished to be a newspaper man.
Now is his chance to crafty that
wish. 1t is generally supposed
that he is rich enough to start a
newspaper, and he might at the
same time find that a very effective
plan to crafty his other wish of
dissipating his fortune while he
lives.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

According to Bradstreets, nearly
eighty per cent. of the concerns
that fail in business are those who
don't advertise.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Spring coughs are specially danger
ous and unless cured at once, serious
results often follow. One Minute
Cough Cure acts like magic. 1t is not
Il common mixture but is II high grade
remedy HoofT; McMillin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Many are dying of starvation in
Porto Kico, and scores are drown.
ing or hanging themselves from
sheer inability to make living.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

On account of the season not one
forth the usual amount of molasses
and sugar were made by the maple
orchard owners. The season was
shorter than it has been for years.
The manufactured article will be
ut" for the next year.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

There are a good many bad and
dangerous places in the sidewalks
of the town, that should have at
tention, before someone sprains an
ankle or breaks leg.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Girls, fyou can't marry the man
you want, coax some other man to
marry you.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

The Beers are fighting again
with their old time vigor and sue
cess. Yesterday the captured the
Fifth Lancers, the crack British
regiment, and also the imperial
yoemanry another crack crganiza-
ton. Verify DeWet is a general
whose little band of farmers are not
to be despised.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

rest nor find n cure until / tried De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. After
using It once, forgot ever had any
thing like piles. "-E. @. Boice, Som
ers Point, N. Y. Look out for imita-
tions. BE sure you ask for DeWitts.
HooT: McMiIlin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Lots of mon fool away so much
time trying to get hold of some
relative's estate that they neglect
what little business they have of
thoir own.-Ex.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Love may be blind, but it's fool
ish to attempt to work off a paste
diamond on girl under the i'm
preston that she is stone blind
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Pawnbrokers are the pioneers Of
progress; they are always ready TO
make an advance.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

The Exporter, one of the largest
towboats running on the Ohio
river between Pittsburg and st.
Louis, met with serious accident
yesterday, at Murrayyille, on her
way north with big tow of emp
ties. Some part of the mechanism
of the huge boat broke loose and
she did what is known as running
through herself
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

If it's true that children get
their growth, while asleep, it's no
wonder some babies are of suoh
slow growth.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

An obituary was sent to this
office recently, so badly written
that we could not manage it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

With dogged Dutch stubborn
ness and perseverance Schalkbur-
burger, DeWet, Botha and their
followers are determined to fight it
out TO the bitter end. With the
sturdy Boer patriots it is truly lib
erty or death. History furnishes
no instance of more indomitable
pluck and determination in the face
of apparently hopeless odds.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-04-17

Those famous little pills, DeWitt's
Little Early Risers will remove all i'm
purities from your system, cleanse
your bowels, make them regular.
HoofT; McNiillin.