The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-04-26
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FROM THE WAYSIDE.
A Goodland man will manufacture
artificial ice this summer and win fur
nish it at such a low price that nearly
every home will be able TO enjoy this
luxury, and viii also cause a great loss
to fall on the ice men who went to
heavy expense to put up large supply
during the winter. The ice viii be
made out Of GOOdlsnd's crystal-ciear
hydrsnt water, and by a process that is
entirely new which viii be patented By
the inventor, who wishes his name
withheld at present, and who is work
ing on his models almost night and day.
Liquified air viii be the freezing
agency used, the idea occurring TO this
genius short time ago entirely by &C
cldent. While standing on a street
corner he noticed a sudden and very
pereeptible fall in the temperature, so
much so that fully 80 minutes spent in
standing where the warm rays Of old
Sol struck him squsrely, served only
to partly thaw him out. He then set
his fertile brain to work in an endeavor
to discover the cause Of this sudden
supply Of north pole atmosphere, and
finally remembered that two society
danes, who were known to be at outs,
had met on the corner simultaneously
with the advent Of his late chill. Quick
to take advantage Of an offered oppor-
tunity, he saw that there was money to
be made in the ice business if only q
machine could be made that would
successfully bottle up for future use
the abundant supply of liquifed air
that was daily going to waste around
where the elite Of the fair sex were
wont TO frequent.
The inventor expects to have five or
six Of his machines done soon and viii
endeavor to get concessions to place
one in Mrs. Hartman's place, Seaman
Sisters millinery store and MiIlisack's
and Dawson's, the popular shopping
.centers. So many on the society wave
have a frosty feeling for one another
and barely speak as they meet, the in
Yentor feels that should his machines
prove successful as anticipated, be will
surely not fail for want of a freezing
element
The weather reporter often writes Of
a dry and windy subject in western
Kansas.
It was not a very vain GoodIsnd girl
that went calling Sunday afternoon
and forgot her Easter bonnet when
she went home.
An Indiana editor has made this
queer discovery: There are two fami-
lies in the western part Of Perry cOun-
u named Day and Sunday, who are
neighbOrs. Day is the father Of seven
daughters, and Sunday has an equal
number Of sons. Five OF the Days have
married Sundays and another is engag-
ed to a Sunday, so that it now appears
every Day viii be Sunday by and BY"
New Jersey seems to have a corner
on the anarchist as wei as the trust
organization business
The potato has Its eyes peeled when
being prepared for dinner
The Angora goat has proven to be q
better slayer thah the Belgian hare.
At Fort LeaEenworth is a young
second lieutenant only recently from
the Point. With him Is his bride.
Shortly after their arrival at the post
a hop was given, and the bride and
groom attended While dancing with
IA LeaTenEorth young man she
was asked the usual question: aHoW
do you like Beavenwortbf7 aLesven-
worth appears to be very nice" she
answered, shut I don't think much Of
its society. Why. over there is a girl
what sold me a. pair Of gloves this after
noon To which the young nan IS
said to have replied in a tone fun of
sympathy: quite true. quite tries
and 70 think that you are danciaz
with a nan who sold your husband s
pair OF soeks today