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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27
@tit hyperion, Wis.

9i bar bait et par tsmmelig lem
me Sneftorme / ben ienere 2io, easrs
bar 9interen p9ret %iiGloen beba9elio
for os i 2ar, Der oppe / BET bsje Jloro.
Ropperne, De fmaa upeltom1e
9GIter, bar ogioa bjemie9t Dor %,
noole fad er Der enonu; ligeiom "a
grippe ogiaa bar bRrget en- Del.
q Weniobeoen Der bar ogidG oGret
% er fremoeles entelts Spgoomsiil-
fplbe. @amle Wlrs. 3borpe, bp:s
globs aloriq plejsr at itaa tom a'rs
fen, bar pGret ips / lang lib, sr nj
beors, men frtmoeles iOageli9. el9e4
Iebes bar Wrs. 9ertelien o9ret ina
lenoere 3io, itunbom ontager belt
bes SDgbom en- truenbe aardtter oa
er meaet pinefulo, andre 5ioer er Der
9sbring.
gao grunb At en- tart Borts.
lelfe par 9aitor Rielien iorbinoret
at reiIe til arebsmebe. 8i bdabe, a:
SoraarsIolen. Der M thinner Darmt oa
miloi, bill birte opliUenoe og i%tqrtenoe
paa be iDdge.
Golf, Der bar arbejoet / Stooen i
0inter. tommer nj fer inc til gptn
for at arbejbe. 5brit 9aar man /
StoDen % bugger 3rGerne neo, lioeil
tommer man til 9pen for at iaoe De
famine 3r9er.
Oct laoer til at fer blioer nle9et
Q(rbeibe / CONNER. WiaionRren Sens
.Sia, Der bar fore 4rbeioer gdaenos,
bil / CONNER uo9ioe ubpre Summer
til 5abeunIag. Der mart ital tage i'm
ge%e1uDelie.
- aiqelcoes ftal ginoetraubsfas
briffen, Der blep bpgget iioite Qur, be-
apnbe arbejoe meo 300 til 400 Wiano
/ Suli, meDens 200 Uiano meo 100
9ereteier ftal begDnoe at it9re 9r9s
til 5abrittn / Suni.
Der Tiges, al Der bpggebes Ooer
TOO SuIe fibite aar, i Oar ital Der not
b1gses fere.
SpOrbOgnsielifabet iiges ogida
at futile bpgge %itOrarteOe anIeg |
CONNER.
Oct fines iom ON ben unge gD
@eft Superior, Der aaereoe er ben
nrffgrIte 9p / Staten 8isconlin, bill
fnari lebe langt fordn gper, Der nu eS
of omirent FANNIE Siprrelie.
SITTER Jorlp6enle bill s. q. Niels
fen ialee I'm M9ltsforretning os reJIe
iii Oregon | CONNER.
(6oirsfponoonesr fo%riiattes paa Site A.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

(aoirsIponoonesr foriietteS pno Sibe 4.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

M brberier 1Drtief.
aonitantinopel, Warts %. Gn
Slot 3prtere bar mnrDet 9 bulgariite
5amitier, 6aaoe Wqno, 9pinoer d
8ern / gpen Qgbamba1eb, AZ Mil fra
Solonife - % en- Qonosbp / Wate=
oonien er blepen fuloit9noig a%fbrGnbt.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

5orfift meo Monb o.
Rus. aiel, Nlarts %. - De- :
lang lib for99bes oenteOe Damp
lib n9rutus", Der bar puu Rejie fra
Stotlono bertil, opgipes at oare fors
lift meb Wlono % W}us.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

nDonferen" ubienoes altio Ons'
bag % aerbag fra Blair. Siulbe Der
life fomme iii pore 4bOnnenter | q.
be bebes De at benOenoe fig til poit'
pGIenet.
DE nDe aanbpOItbube ere meget til
beslige til at fOrslemme at u%fleDer'
goIfen. 8eb bisIe ON at ie efter a
.Donneren" bliper afleOeret | 3ibe.
Neb.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27
Wm JONI
alto
Ssrit / Salient %
SremifriOt.
Dr.NELSON
Cor. Wash. IL 3. Aves,S.,
= Minneapolis, Mimi.

efter 33 9lars @riorina / Soipita's= "a nribat aons
turpratiis ian ban tthgt Ton uIeres al ale. bus ttOliz
qe1e 6orig9 paa al btiOe iriit or m%islnttet. Sitter
% huriig 9elbreoelle opnaaes uoen Nlld al ptienoe
bomme 6als, Anie. rub. 6lGr ng belngteoeS rgauer.
BRIT. Steu y rrer. Strtiiur ,&ari. eeele p8arpit tnres
res uocn Smerte % uoen at brrae 9nio. Atute euer
froniffe utinDei inQDommr bel breots ra1 ira 3 til 3 DaQe
pen lofalt NhbDcl Gre for ubetrntinmbeo elfr Spers
oripellP. meb 6pite. 5piitr ppelie, 5rGtbe siornems
melie. uerDos. mutt % orglntif SpaQheo, Der qgr
9gateifabet uiiftett % u~lnttriigt burbe bcigge ham eli
lrr ifrlue. oa &c ofte b~ebontles for EPriHg. baarliQ FOR
gidir eler 6 pcriuaonmine al uerta ne NiGnb, iort
tagcr tcll al Snnets q ridq 90 iadlfoee g5r bet ndnqe
Gdnlc pGrre. SGrihfte 8Ireiier fpr 9dmer. 9ngen
ubehlgcliae Wenicner a%n0cnDrs. Accumulation ri.
300 og Sper9sEoalslliie 1 Geuts
&ontpttto: 10 III II. , til 3, T til s.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27
uolanoet.
9riirn Sitaiirn.
Gn hitiii 9ns.

! Daa. 8irsOag. mems p;sTe 9iniz
er ~itripes. bliper ainas Sfobne al
gjort.
9uslanb bar nemlie forlan9t, Ut
&ina Tfdl unbtrtegne ben bemmelige
3rattat angduenoe U}aniburiet / Dag
- % troos 6%oreitiainger fra aino o5
5rusler / Den japaneiifie Bre5Fe, bar
ansldno lite piaet uoi9tts Det en-
9aq lGnQeTe.
9igtiqnof tar ben bride 9jsrn"
sfter en- Del 9rummsri gaaet inn pad
at ibGtte nogle at 3rattatbeItemmeIs
Ter; be piatisTte guntter / iod Sen
ieenoe er, al Guslano life bill annet=
ttrc. men fun forpogte gort 4rtbur
% getD ebipang. liant oiI qioe Sine
Ierne libi mere gorgerret i 0eres eqet
9aab TlanIduriet; men 6ope0idgsn
sr uGnoret. Ruslano bil aominiitrere
NanIduriet, % aineIerne faar fun
E1p I'll at bare Der.
Ilan bar inotil Dag gaaet OIL
Deptet paa, at en- eler anben Wd9t
eller Here i 6orening oilbe lGsQe f9
imelem. Ufen bet CT lite bleDsn It.
noget.
) @adr meote ben f%ineiiiie Ufiniz
fer Bu / Baibin9ton / Gtatsoeparte
mentet % anmooeDe ON De 5or. Sta
tiers Weaemfomi1. men ban fit Del be
itemte Sbar tilbaqe. at pr9Iibent
UeainleD life anFad BET for piIeligt
at taqe mere rabifale 5orbolosrsgler
til ainas 9eitpttelie, eno be 5Or. Stds
ter alsrebe bar qiort.
Or. Wu bltp henbiit til Reqerinz
qens iteofe faitbolots Stunopnntt,
ubDitlet / 9oten al 3. 9uli 1900. at be
1or. Slater lite meo 9aabenmagt Di!
binore ainas Delipg, mems Rcgerins
gen bog pil forDre pen aabne Doris"
golitit oprstbolot unoer ale OmitGns
biqbeber.
0perensitemmelferne meo bette
Stdnopnnft bar be Bor. Stater ms
tilitrepet ale Wagter, Ruslono ogiaa.
anore Mugters Mellemtomit bapoe
man eaentlig life oeniet. 9bi ptl Ell
,5apan friqsgal o~perfor RuslarO,
men bet oil rimeligOis oppe6ie gegi=
oenbeoernes Sang.
Den iungerenoe japaneiiite 9eianot
/ 9onoon bar bog uotdlt, at ban pen
ter, at ,Sapan lige Taa goot nj trials
Tom ON fort 3io fan ertlRre Ruslano
ariq, - % Der hao6es / faa 5alb pao
moralf llnoeritsitelIe fra 1pitldno og
England.
Spgrqsmaalet er nj: bpoo oil Det
re, bpis ben t%inefiite @eidnot Dang
gu I Ct. geters6ore / Dag aul0e
ueare ia peo at unoerifripe 3rdttos
ten2 Ruslano bil iutet tabe herueo.
9ei bill blot blipe i % latte ia lunt
til Bette / Moniduriet. Iom oct >
a1ereoe boloer btiat.
De andre WIagter pil oerimob lao
blibe narrebe, t6i De tan od lite fda
gaaftuo til at tage bper i'm glunos
fulb &ina.
Men bpis Dang Yu unoerifribu
oa bill aina ianofpnli9bis bare belt
inoen mango 0age. Sopan oil itrafs
Iqtte ia faIt / BET operfor Gormoid
liaQenoe Jutien; England tuger Den
riae ganaties0al, 3piflano Chen
Yuma. 5ranfrig apong 81 % Yurar.
oa ian0fnnligbis bill Der blioe Rift
meaem andre e%bropaiifs Magter ON
andre 9%ropinier. De mener ale, al
naar be itors itjGler, mao be Imdd
oqIaa gsre bet; bet trGoer 10 Selpops
6olbelIesbriften.
Wlau tunoe n9iten unoe 0oripin,
at ban babne oplepet at ie IN nor
%obrsmoral fat Iaalebes / politif SDs
fem.
Sun eel at be / aina intsresIerebe
Qanbe BIZ life tj9le. Oct CT be
Tor. Stater.
Men bagefter. bOis be reOetiIie
Wooter 1ulOe fnOe paa at frarie
ben aa6ne Dsrs@ politif. bill De iaa
meb Sntel Gam al beItiae.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

hinge piger uDbanbrer.
Qonoon. Warts %. - Paa @runD At
qDloniminiiter G6amberlains tiOligsz
re meooelte Gale ON be gooe 8ilfaar
for engelite bigger / &olonierne, for
bereoes Der Ell Discriminating I'll
5noafrifa. yariItelig 6orening fox
unge Bigger" pil meobjGlpe, for at De
unge life tai lgbe npgen moraIft R;z
Ito.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

GnqIanbs 6orfutterinoe
Qonoon, Morts %. - 5ot=
fatterinoen G6arlotte Warn gonqe
oebe / Gaar / @inaeIter. SUN par
fsot 1923. q Mar Qamnel poqog
lun I'm fprite 8og r2(b5ep6ur6.
Sioen bar bun ~itrepet iaa mango. q
alene here's 8itler fploer 8 SiOer
MISUNDERSTANDING. 6un bar ugifI
og ben1tteoe i'm 8ormue paIenlig
r~eligieie 2jeineb. Oct par iualeoes
benoe. Der ubruiteoe M}i8iions= Sti6et
,Soutbern 6rosf" for 8iifop Gel.
fpDns Misiionsarbejoe paa SDObap5-
eerne. 6un lob oqiau 6p9ge 9tis.
~fonsfolen i 4uctlano. Rep 3eolan0
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-03-27

traaDt roligere 2ilitanpe / MarIe:l=
les. efter at oct fra gorgmeiteren er
bleDen 6efenotgiort, at Nrbeiosgiperne
bar beiluttet at mootage @ologiftsz
tilbuo.
8laoet n@aulois" paaitaar rigtigz
not, at 9orgmeitereu bar fort be
ftreitenbe bag 9giet, ca at Der oerfor
fan Dentes npe uroli9beoer. Soloas
terne er ittc l9ngere opItiaeoe / Ga
oerne, men boloes rebe iOr paatoms
menoe 3ilfGloe inoe / aaiernerne.
Gre arpoiere og en- aanonbaao er
dntommen for al bj9lpe til meo Or
oenens Opret6oloelie.
WDrberier 3nrtiet.
aonitantinopel, Wartg %. Gn
Slot 3prterc bar mprbet 8 bulgariite
5amilier. 6aaoe WGno, 8pinOer u
ggrn / 9pen qgbambaaeb, AZ Mil fra
Salonife - % en- Qonosbp / Wiatez
oonien er bleOsn fuloit9noig afbrGnot.
6orIift meb Wanb o.
mus. aiel, Starts %. - Oct :
long lib forQ9bes penteOe Damp
lib n9rutus", Der bar pdu Reiie fra
Stotlono BERTH, opgipes al pare for=
lift meo MonO og Wus.
Den qrimme 6tftortt.
gonoon, Starts %. - ) ben iortiatte
9e6anblin9 at 5ogen a%ngudenoe &os
lonialminiiter Chamberlain 5amilies
5orbolo til arigen / 4frita Fl bet 70
relg6io bleDen opl1it. at 6bamberz
lains camille @rtbur % 9leDi4e
chamberlain bar opuaaet at foa Re.
qerinqens Crorer, enoitsnt aompdgz
aiets 9riler bar beiere eno andre
3il6uo, % at Der / bet belle blep til
iitret Dem Qebering al bemmeli1e
geie.
Oct blep al Den enc Sagfsrer Bella
get. at aoloniminiiter 66amberlains
egen @rflpring / 9arlamentet, mem
lig, at ban 6berten oirette eGer irbi
relte 6apoe bait Sntere5ie i. 6Oilte
aompaenier, Der fiji qeberingerne, bar
utorrett.
Sli9t er en- glet paa bet ofentIiae
Gins 9ober.
SIX unfeitoferne Orbu0ie.
qaris, DARTS rs. - 5 Deputerttamz
REFS Nftenmgbe / @ddr nebtoges eftsr
noaen 6or6dnoling Regeringens Soc
flag: 4rtiteI IA / &orporationslooen;
Iaaleoes er Del nu forbuot religieis
SeIifaber og Drbener at babe egne
Stoler.
Qopens 8ebtdgelie bar en- flor Sejr
for Riniiteriet DoloectsRousIeau.
Winiiterens 6opeoargument bar, at /
Wuntefolerne bleb llngoommen OBJ
lart til SAB o%berfor Reoolutionen %
Republitten.
0tdmanterne | 8erben.
Qntperpen, Marts "a. - 9iamuntz
6anblerne ertlGrer, at bet fore DE
Beer" s&ompusni bill itrue fine priier
OBJ paa 0iamonter fra Spbdfritd,
@runoen er iimpel NOT ben, at Gngs
lanoerne bill forlanse al, ndar be Ipos
a~fritanIte Republifter Ell Sang er rig
tie erobreoe ffal 0iumantleiernes 81
ere bttale en- fGrlig b%etpoelig Del al
a~rigsgiloets Omtoitnin9er.
Huslo M 8 yen.
Yotobama, DARTS "a. Gfterretnin@
ger fra aoreas 9opeoftab Seoul eaor
uo paa, at ben aorednffe 3egering bar
ofIfebieet Gnel9noeren Wc2edbp
9ropn fra bans @mbeoe Tom 9enes
rolbirettsr for aoreas 9olob9ien.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Quaint Customs in shetland.

The only part Of the United Kingdom
in which the old style of reckoning time
is adhered to is the archipelago of shet-
land, and there Sunday, Jan. Is, was
New Years Day.
But Sunday being with the natives a
strict dies non for business or for pleas
ure, the next day witnessed the high
jinks incident to the occasion. These
included professions of "guisers," or
mummers, and the drinking of various
strange toasts, such as "Helt to man
and death to da grayfish,' and the
health of the twelve apostles.
In Shetland the remnants of the old
Morse language linger to such a degree
that the dialect is almost a sealed book
-exen to Scotsmen. The last specimen
of the great aux whose eggs are now
valued at something like 100 guineas
apiece, was done to death there. but the
little aux still retains a precarious foot
ing on the lonely islet of Foula.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
WEARY WOMEN
Throughout the Land Many Are
Shaving Over the Needle
and Wearing Them
selves Out.
From The Maine Farmer, Augusta.

There are many women all over the
land who are earning a living by the
use of the needle. Confinement in
close rooms and the trying nature OF
their work often causes them to grow
pale and wan and to experience feel
ing of constant weariness. This goes
on, sometimes, until nature rebels and
health breaks down. There is one
way and only one way to restore the
impaired vitality, and that is to
strengthen the worn out nerves and
build up and nourish the impoyerish-
ed blood. If the blood is kept healthy
and rich and the nerves strong, new
life and energy will soon be felt.
This was the experience of Mrs. Addie
r. Holt, dressmaker, Of No. 73
Bridge street, Augusta, Me. She
says;
About five years ago 1 began to
experience worn out feeling. Some
times | would lie in bed for day or
SO, but my dressmaking work obliged
me to keep up, even when 1 did not
feel able to be about. / suffered from
female troubles and last spring I had
rheumatism in my left arm and also a
pain in my left side in the region of
my heart.
I'm August friend recommended
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie and l began taking them imme-
diately. Commenced to improve in
about two weeks and in three months
my weight increased from 121 to 133
pounds. Since taking the pills
have had no return of the pain in my
arm nor near my heart.
II am still taking Pink Pills for
Pale People and am gladly recon-
mending them to all who say that
anythingsails Them"
Signed, ADDIE R. HOLT.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 4th day of February, 1901.
Fremont J. G. Little,
& Seal Notary Public.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or will
be sent postpaid on repeipt of price,
30 cents a box, or six boxes for So. SO
(they are never sold in bulk or by the
hundred), by addressing DR.. Will
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

alcerated condition of the neck Of the
womb can produce all of these symp-
tofns, and no woman should allow
herself to reach such a perfection Of
misery when there is absolutely no
need Of 1t. The subject of our por-
Englishtown, Nj, has been entirely
cured of such illness and misery by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable COM
pound.
No other medicine has such record
for absolute cures, and no other medi-
cine is "just as good" Women who
want a cure should insist upon getting
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound when they ask for It at store.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
WINS WIFE BY LONG
DISTANCE 'PHONE,

A long-distance telephone played a
part in the romance Of Virginia Gilbert
and Harry Wylie, who have been mar
ried in Clayton, Mo. The young woman
was undecided and Harry left for Tex
as, but on the way called his former
fiancee to the long-distance phone
I'm going far away, yirgie, and you
viii never see me again unless you say
you will marry me in the morning."
Come back" said the girl. I do love
you, and am glad you called me up"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
The Dead Sea Level.

A marked rise in the level of the Dead
Sea has been noted. The ruin, Ell Bahr,
that stood like an island near the River
Jordan, is now completely under water.
A broad lagoon has formed on the
north side of the Jordan delta. The
water does not sink in summer and it
Is surmised that the whole bottom of
the Dead Sea has been raised by vol
canic action.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Ancient ouarries.

The stone for the great wall of the
dam across the Nile at Assuan is being
obtained from the quarries of which
the Temples of Philae are believed to
have been built-the unhappy PhiIae
which, when the dam is completed, will
be submerged and partly disappear
from sight for the first time in Its 5000
years Of existence. The granite blocks
that are being quarried for this, the
first great engineering achievement of
the twentieth century, bear the marks
of wedges used thirty centuries ago.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
A Clean OitY..

Sydney, Australia, Is said to be one
of the cleanest cities in the world. If
not the cleanest. The streets are thor
oughly cleaned every night and any
one throwing refuse or waste material
of any sort on the streets is arrested
and fined. All the kitchens in the larger
residences are on the top floor and all
the clothes are dried on the roof.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
TWO MEETINGS WITH GARFIELD.

Clara Morris Relates an Incident that
Occurred at a Washington Dinner.
In the Woman's Home Companion
Clara Morris has clever article in
which she describes two meetings with
James A. Garfield The first was in a
country lane near Aurora, where she
saw and talked with the future states
man, who was then taking load of
wood to market. Years afterward she
met him in Washington, and remem-
bered him; but while feeling that he
had seen her before he could not recall
where. Of that second meeting she
says:
Then there came an evening when.
at dinner given by Mrs. Piatt, 1 found
myself sitting exactly opposite Mr.
Garfield. The company was not large
one, but it boasted some famous names
and at least one brilliant beauty. Con-
versation was brilliant and laughter
was light. Turning my glance a mo-
ment from the Southern Senator at my
side, looked full into the fixed, wide
blue eyes of Mr.. Garfield. He was lean
ing forward; one hand tightly clenched
lay on the table. From his strained,
far-away look l knew he was trying to
recall our first meeting, and as | gazed
into his eyes the buzz of talk and
laughter turned into murmur of wind
through TALL leaf1ess trees I saw a
pale winter sunshine falling across
snow-patehed fields. Leaning a little
toward him, in a very low but distinct
tone | said, Gee! Gee-hawv A flash
like blue lightning snapped into his
eyes, and as 1 added. is Freeman at
home? be gave a cry, almost shout,
exclaiming with enthusiasm, I've
found you! I've found you at last, and
you're sitting on top of the fence in a
red calico dress, with a book in your
lapH Then in the midst of the commo-
ton he had raised he threw his arm
about Mr.. Piatt, crying, 'Ah, you
thought | was meet for an asylum,
you know you did! But I've found her
out at last, SO you see I'm not half as
crazy as you believed 1 wasv
Questions rained upon him, and
much laughter followed his story of
that far-away meeting on the country
road; one grave old man questioned us
earnestly in the drawing-room as to
what was in the minds of each at the
time spoke.
was not much surprised to hear
Mr. Garfield say that in his backward
search for clue to the tormenting
half-memory he had got as far as
Cleveland, had failed to find me in that
city, and at the moment I spoke was
hopelessly trying Aurora and the coun
try around there
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Anxious to obIipe.

Pompous Publisher Ito aspiring nov
ice in literature)-I have been reading
your manuscript, my dear lady, and
there is much in 1t, think-ahem!-
very good. But there are parts some.
what vague. Now you should ALWAYS
write so that the most ignorant can un-
derstand.
Youthful Authoress (wishing to show
herself most ready to accept adyice)-
Oh, yes, I'm sure. But, tell me, which
are the parts that have given you trou.
ble?-Punch.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Exhibits at Buffalo

There will he exhibits from all over the
world at the Buffalo Exposition, which will
prove very interesting to all who may at
tend. but no more SO than the news that
the famous remedy. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, will cure dyspepsia. indigestion.
constipation, biliousness and nervousness.
To all sufferers from the above complaints
Il trial is recommended with the assurance
that when honestly used a cure will be
affected. 1t also tones up the entire sys-
tenn.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

SCI am so nervous, there Is not q well
inch in my whole body. l am 80 weak
at my stomach, and have indigestion
horribly, and palpitation OF the heart,
and am losing hesh. This headache
and backache nearly kills me, and yes
terday l nearly had Mysteries; there
is a weight in. the lower part of my
bowels bearing down all the time, and
pains in my groins and thighs; I can
not sleep, walk or sit, and I believe
am diseased all over no one ever
suffered as do"
This is description of thousands of
cases which come to Mrs. Pinkham's
laboratory for advice An infamed and
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

The old fashioned plantations" in
the South have about passed into his
tory. The average size of farm has
been greatly reduced and the number
of farmers who own the farms they
cultivate has wonderfully increased.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Cultured clerk.

Mrs. schoppen-What's the prizes
of this silk?
The Salesgentleman-The price is
9S cents, madam, which you must
admit is quite decollete.
Mrs. Schoppen-Decollete?
The Salesgentleman-Yes, madam.
Cut low.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

The romance began in Dallas, Texas.
when Miss Gilbert was still In short
dresses. Wylie fell in love with her
and proposed. The wedding day was
set, but was put off from time to time
by Miss Gilbert on the plea that she
was too young to marry. Once the invi-
tations were out. and again postpone
ment occurred. This time the engage
ment was broken, and the young wom-
an came to st. Louis. Wylie followed
and begged her to keep her promise.
Failing in this, he started back to
Texas.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Estimates for Attic Exhibition.

Captain Bernier estimates the cost
OF his proposed Arctic expedition at
$130, 900. He has applied to the Ca
madam government for a grant and
has also opened subscriptions in the
principal Canadian cities.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Different anei1in.

$50 you're the sheriff now, BiIl?o
That's what I am"
And you're going to take me in, are
you? The best friend you ever had
Well, / suppose this is where friend.
ship ceases .
sEither that or where friendship
seizes. ."-Yonkers Statesman.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
A@zS0X 7l01lg gNSzzzz9
A PLAY ON Words.

Tess-I see notice in the paper OF
the wedding of Mrs. Nubride.
Jess-Yes, / know her very well.
Do you? What was her maiden
name?n
Il suppose her maiden aim was to
get married. -
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Overheard in a Scotch Hotel.

Traveller (seating himself at the
breakfast table)-Well, waiter, what's
for breakfast?
Waiter tcheerfully)-Calves' brains,
sir, fried liver, deviled kidneys
Trayeler-Oh, hang your com
plants! Give me the menu!
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Cause for Thankfluess.

Tommy-What yer SO sore about?
Jimmy-Aw, it's pooty tough on a
feller ter have ter wear his big brud-
der's pants.
rGo'on! Yer oughter be glad yer
big brudder amt sister an wore
bloomers.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
An Astral Skeptic.

"What do you think of these peo-
pie who claim to remember their pre-
vious reincarnations?"
Il think they were once geese, and
haven't got over it. q
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

A folding pocket camera, making 8 a
x3R pictures, for $11.25. No expert
ence required to make perfect pictures.
Film go cents. Send for full descrip-
tion. Kirk, Geary & Co., $50 sutter
ST.. s. F
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Apt Illustration.

Teacher-of course you understand
the difference between liking and low
ing?
Pupil-Yes, miss; I like my father
and mother, but I love apple pie.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
She Had Told the Truth.

sue-You said your were going to
marry an artist, and now you're en-
gagged to dentist.
Flo-Well, isn't he an artist? He
draws from real life!