Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-01
O. B. CLASON, ASSIGNEE.

VI IN ID !::. z!I!Gl S.aNg
CAN'T CATCH HIM. Exchange editor
Have you rad much about the rev star
I that's boon dlsroNcTcdT
| prAmatir ,diior-I should say not,
! Thesc PRESS agents yapyrngH give ~.
| pain. brooklyn ilfc.
ART OPPORTUNITY "oh. Tommy
wha, made you laint tina; poor kitten
yellow and green"
| We'll. ma I had lots @ Easter aiga dyc
] lcft-an You llius told "a, never wlatc
| uothiu' Chicago R~rord-iirFa!d
WELCOME HOME Hungry liiEe!ns
/ Dr last t!mr visited ms old home ccy
/ gimme a public reception.
| Wear, Watkins Speeches.
| hungry iItEEtES-pu.y one. judge be
SAYS. Thirty days TIL ndiauapolis Frcs-.
! sADDER ANp WISER Mir Cohw ic-
IEcr-Are sou sorry you cali"d names AT
/ ,r That little boy next door
/ Frts.di. ts. InH. II- cam hEht twice
as good as / thosrh, nv ouid-JIdg,.
SAVAGE BACHELOR "Th, p s. moth
lnE lin" tHr l"Er az . tuN fuf hi> mother,
Fald. the sentimental hoaricr
tn" Savage R1C.scioT indianapolis Pres.
| AWFUII.Y MAN%iSH Cashier Nd
! liES ia looking terribly troubled thesn
DAYS. hat DO Sou suppose - the ma
Ter?
ledger kccpcr-Iiis wife has bccanc
Inrw woman.
cashtcr-liearens; What symptoms dil
Leie keeper Why. hc says ehr c!n
SHARPEN "a pcuril ms wei as he clu.-
I Brooklyn ilfc.
/ WASTED VOCAL. ENERGY. Are yoi.
going "a stand still ana UT the trusts ao-
Surh everything worth having pleaded
| the aliiatnr
1rU II III willing tV do anything car
to max" the trusts give up Bui ms Oh
ls'TNaii"H i hat trust Is very much Ike
Irly b. huli"'inE at Washington star.
'.Johruv." you must never interrupt auy
| one whtH ;ncy arc speaking. wei. tn
have "a when lin married. ikr yeu. pura.
| wont It'-Nonkcrs Statesman.
Colonel Tadhury. DO you KNOW. Miss
! ANTIQUE" Mi~S Staiematc "bE. Colonel
bur this IS 50 STANDARDIZATION Tran
script.
FricnI-But when YOU persist I'll trvin-
"a sell man what be doesn't want isn't
he apt TO say something 10 hurt your
ieelinss2 Drummer IN, haven't any
feelings during Business hours
| tn Alternative. Levy ,>obb.r-b. Nch'
~ ter PCffaln Exposition, Enbhcr tgIin-
i{l, N9I!, hand Il over blame quick. or
shc'l go on your life insurance,
Citizen. Fifteen dollar charges for
mcnding that little hole In thisflcad pipe
Plumber. That's what | sans Citizen
Goodness You must be getting pretty
near well-onough fixed to give away IL
brarics.
ter raise the price ~ seats? Scrnni
Theatrical Manager Why. j; wasn't -
very long ago that TWO dollars was
| thought a high price First Theatrical
Manager | know ii: but now they Arc
so used TO being robbed .Eat they won't
mind it.-Puck.
In Boston there are more irish than
Yankee wIt."-Chcago Rccord-Hcrald.
NOT IN MAINE. Church-Ict's sec:
what Is Il We have to go without in the
Gotham ~ Heavy nannels. MN Yonkcrs
Statesman.
NOT NECESSARY. MIR. Crims1 nbcak-
see by this paper that the Car of Rus
Sld scarcely ever looks at a nowSpapcr
Mrs. Crimsonb, lk-oh, well he doesn't
| nave 70 ride in crowded cars where the
women have to stand up.-Ionk rs sta M
| man.
- slow about recognizing American iu-
! thority? Don't yol see how we treat
your captive chief"
| Yes. answered the Filipino but w,
can All hc pcttcd prisoners. Some OF is
VIII have to 70 to work. '-Washinstun
| Star.
RAGE FOR TITLES. Joncs-Ycs. Ma
ria, the infatuation shown by YOU women
! L
/ lowed to so unchecked may sap the foun-
dations OF the Republic. No, | won't b.
| nome for dinner. 1 IN going 10 he installrI
| grand worshipful sir knight commander
Of the Eminent Nob,cs of Thingumboh.
| Judge
| LIKE SOME. HORSES. Are :hcv good
To eat: asked the visitor, looking at the
pet raccoons.
| That's about all they are good for.
miss. replied the Young man who owned
| the ANIMALS. 1T costs me mighty near
| half ! dollar day TO feed 'cm"-Chi-
caso Tribune.
| KINDRED oCCt PNTiONS '.Wbot
nave you been doing these days.. Jerry?
SAID the confidence man to his rrstoctahIr
relative. who WIS in the aSonicSs,f mov-
ing.
spcc'ab" relative Il have ' ~, rs got r.:
through The now fats in town.
w ny. ihdt what I've been doing my
self. rejoincd the confidence man with i
genial smic.-Chicago Tribune
''IIc has such expressive clcs.'
Due TO the influence of environment.
believe.
'Environ'ncnt?'
Yes; he lived ten years in a rrohiaition
,o"n where winks EXPRESSED more than
words. What To Eat,
Mrs. Cfawford-Docs your husband be-
one " N"'N "
Mrs. GaThoy--I'm afraid -. ny d,,r
~ any raj" hc spends all his money on
himsclf.-Thc Smart Set
fhey say she has grown quite manniSh
SaIi ne. VINO was paying Il cali
.icS' met her today at the dentists.
one simply can't stand pain at an /"
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