The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-11-07
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ssp@ Dsti mind ne. replied ,ts pros
pfFliEs .Ssiim.
--Tti. llis IL tell q sauos.
wlitt Increase Day by Gay:
It's aistif hsfs 10 bouow
AID We t.fsu s,ili 10 pay
~ at ria yss sy your siis csn
hesp secrsii Cnnseshest- -Csn sbsi
wsr. III bot snyihins there i.st sosl 10
SAs veflj ircss vhsi ,hs PAID for hs'
tsifi
-Hissls, lsiih bic voonsesi 10 be
sra,l They 60 s,y The little fellow looks
iils ne. wissia, or. yell, I vouidpt
mipd shsl people s,y. the b's, Wy 10 90,
10 agiics EN-.
10 they vtn divorced, sti y~: for
ineours,ibiiiiy oi temper How did u
eons sborii Well. you zee be bed The 10
compatibility shd che hsd the snpsr.
Mrs Hsitrnn- DO you have to SEX
,oaf hssbsod fer mousyi MU Bly, No,
isdeedi Mr.. Hsrdrun los generous OF
tinl Mr., Styles IL 10 swiulIy good OF
bin noi TO sleep 10 bis trousers
Mrs. Glove 700 told me that psnot
bought 81 Jon ~s the mos. Intelligent
Lr3 10 yoar collection; While the isot 10
- aoesbt spesk u ell. Dealer That's
all mssnt. When | spoke OF bis intelli
zee
The visitor Yoa seem 10 be much 10
ssstsd 10 me. my little girl Whist 10 III
10 Little Girl Il don't see bov your isce
eau be 90 smooth sud clear. Psps ssys
.on have travelled oil over the county on
The vtirlisis Of time brings about
snge conditions. ssid The laxative eri.
- II will COS. st. Louis more 10 cele
.a the Loaisisns purchase thsn vas
i for the entire original territory that
nbrsces
Tees Did you notice how thai mao
ed .. nei Jtss Yes, hess reporter,
ss-Bnt Why should be stare 81 me sol
ss-H He vss probably watching your
70. Hes supposed 10 keep bis eye on
,Tarythipe ihst tnrns mp.
Mrs Hiram And have you any refer
ces Applicant NO. mum, Oh tofed
"a upi Mu. Hiram (in surprisf) Tore
IN upi How ioolisbl Applicsut-Y,x
WIdbi think so. mum, II yer had seen EN-.
--Mnfsius IL not handsome. and be
tnovs IL. When bis ftst bsby vas born
- ssked; Does II look like mef OF
clufte they replied 10 the affirmative.
Well. said he. with sigh. brssk II 10 my
wife gently.
-Bni pcu.ed Mrs Stsyst home. IL you
mover 90 out with me how are people TO
kDov ibs, am married. Well. II you
take The baby with you. replied Slsyst
home, csrelsssly. they may suspect II.
Il osn', help sdniriDs the ingenuity Of
tbe lsndlady at our house. 10 what way
At breakfast time she burns . grain or two
Of coffee on the kitchen stove. 80 ~ TO all
the dining room wih the odor. and then
sives az ctioory 10 drink.
-Minnisk II ihought yon said Scribbel
US a good hearted fellow. BInnick -
Welli Minniek - Well, | limited pretty
strongly that Id Ike 10 have . copy Of
bis latest book, bat be stndiously isnor
Cd the request. Sinnick -Thst's where
he proved bis kindly nature.
HAIRY snd Charlie. sesd 8 aud 3 70
spectivsly, have Jos. been seated Of the
nursery table Tor dinner. Harry sees there
10 but one orange 90 the table snd immed
lately seis up . vail thst bring bis moth
or 10 the scene. Why. Harry, What srs
you crying lori she asks. Because there
ain't any orange Tor Charlie.
--sappose. nov, said the artists wife.
that 20 he'd thousand dollars 10 the
house aud you heard . bnrslsr crawling
through the sindos-whst would yoo do
On, fudse, dsrlinsi the artist replied.
Why look on the dark side OF ihinesfI
L.s's suppose We bad . Thousand doiisrs
the house and stop right there.
Il don, suppose my husband will to
pleased With bis dinner. said tho bright
oman. but u 10 The beet I could do. |
hgss be usually complaint Yes. Bat !
3e !. ss psst Of bumsn experiences.
1sn have been blaming women sbout
God ever sincc Eve gave Adam the
.-ss.
The farmer had told The tramp to
Ssrch the shed Tor soms cold biscuit.
dont strhe light, warned the farm
sont rist having the place burned
%. Then can't look Tor The biscui,,
%. ssid the tramp. Why no,i Well,
last time | searched 10 de dark sts
Of doc biscuiis and sos de- hydrophv
y from hssrin usself bark.
--kiplips's snecdo,r - preisce 10 bis
.ch upcn The reeer, nny sppoia,ue.ts
Eneisnd really Pots the st,oeer Of biz
,ate 10 the beginning OF bis article
ass ihsn 10 ''ths tall % usnsi. The
etc'e hes 10 do With nsn Who go
e4ryins beg and OF whom fellow irsv
s'isr sshea shst !, sss the bse contsins3.
Mcrsocscs. vas the srsssr My brother
sea trslss. snd I'm taxing tbs nonaocs
q 40 to iili then. Bat your brother
esseai see real ,nskes No. bul these
sJsrt real nonsooses.
"A very ssnsible man called upon Ian
Mselsres fecen,ly. He vss tell and thin
sd alert snd followed bis card 20 auicl