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Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
Humorou. Entire. for Census.

The usual humorous incidents were
not lacking in the recently taken Brit
ish census. An immigrant in New
Zealand stated to the authorities that
his mother was a Kaffir, his father an
Irishman who had become a natural
lied American, but afterward served
in the French army, and that he was
born on the passage between Yoko-
hama and Colombo in a Spanish vessel.
PUT him down a Scotchman,' was the
official decision. a man brought up at
Bow street was accosted by eight lin
gusts and a professor in seventy-five
languages without a response. But
a test case for the census officials is
that of n in Wales who asserts
that he was und on a derelict vessel
(date unknown) and knows nothing
about his father or mother. A house
holder could not tell how many chill
dren he had while still another en-
tered two pigs and a sheep dog as
members of his family" A West
Indian entered himself as duck
stealer. A high-church clergyman, who
/ had a very low-church son (also a
, clergyman staying with him, is al
legged to have registered him az a ''IuR-
attic in the proper column.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

Some people pay too much attention
TO the talk of the insane
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

ARE YOUR CLOTHES kADEDF
Use Red Gross Ball Blue and make them
white again Large 2 OF. package, 5 cents-
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

The new 81 bill issued by the Domin-
ion of Canada promises to become
popular, for artistically it is a L-ster-
Iiece Of the engraver's skill. On its
face it bears a catering picture &C the
lock on tie canal at Sault Ste Mar
an engineering work purely American.
This vignette is regarded as a delicate
compliment to the United States.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

If you count the abuse a loafer gets
work is easier than loafng.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

It Is sometimes ticklish Job to live
on tick.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

Lawyers briefs are seldom so short
e. they sound.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

The difference between comedy and
= tragedy is merely In the way it is
scted-
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

The thinner mans hair becomes
the more particular he is in combing it.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

Firm language is use,: IN q CONVEX
sation between partners
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
SOZ0D0NT for the TEETH Csc

ETspK best by TsE-7TYEERS. weDAV CASH
NIfsEsSS WANT MORE SALEs1IEN Z n Weekly
(fElS Stark NHrSery, Leaisana. Mo-: DsnSYiIe n Y.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
araranl. of Bnte.. Tasss.

The coal miner generally finds him
self in hole.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

The coat that isn't paid for is a bad
habit to get into.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
P-.vr.u. at winter Resortz.

Money and blood should both be
kept in circulation.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
Longest stairway in Warrington.

Statesmen reach the reception room
in the white house by climbing the
longest stairway in Washington SEN
ctor Hanna, suffering from what base
ball men call a Charley horse leg"
was laboriously mounting the steps re-
Gently and stopped to rest when half
way up. He saw the chief usher on
the floor above and called t. him:
'Have an elevator put in this build
Ing during the summer and send the
bill to me-" Second the motion" said
Senator Plat, when he heard OF Han
mas offer.-Chicago Chronicle
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

Lots of fellows get hot over game
of freeze out.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

You can tell nuns age as soon as
he turns ont his whiskerS.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
ConplImsnt to United states.

man is often reminded that he
talks too much
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

Ball players are not the only base
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13

It's waste of energy to swear at a
deaf man or advise a fool.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
wireless TeIerraphy In IreIana.

Some men are bulls on the stock ex-
change and bears at home.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1901-07-13
Halr. Catarrh Cure

Is a constitutional cure Price, 75O
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

Notary Public in and for said Shasta
 County, State of California,
 (l0c l. R. Stamp duly canceled) State of California, County of Shas-
 ta, sS.
 On this End day of April. in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and one, before me, C. M. Head, Mo- tary Public in and for said County of Shasta, State of California, residing therein, duly commissioned and sworn. personally appeared R s. Roycroft, F. NJ. SwasSy. John Whit. J. N. Junken. F. A. Henning.. w. S. denning. and G. A. Littlefield, known to me to be the persons described i,l and whose names are subscribed to the within instru- ment, and acknow edged to me that they executed the same.
 In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 (Seal) c. NJ. HEAD, Notary Public in and for Shasta Coun-
 ty. State of California
 U0c. I. R. Stamp duly canceled.)
 In Witness Whereof, we have here. unto set our hands and seals, this 29th day of March, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and one
 Signed sealed and delivered in the presence of c. M. Head.
 R. s. ROYCROFT. (Seal.)
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

things necessary or convenient for the
 proper carrying on and conducting said businesses. and each of them.
 ITO BORROW AND LOAN MONEY , execute promissory notes and other
 evidences of debts and securities. AND GENERALLY. to do any and ! all things necessary to the purposes i herein set forth to the same extent and
 effect as the same might or could be done by natural person.
 | THIRD: That the principal place of | business of said Corporation shall be
 at Phoenix. in the Territory of Arizona, ! in the United States of America; and the places outside of said Territory
 where it may keep branch offices and transact it's busineess and conduct it's i affairs, shall be at the City of Bedding. in the County of Shasta, State of Cal | ifornia, and at such other places, Towns. Counties and States as the of | ficers or Directors, stockholders or man agers of said Corporation shall deter mine.
 FOURTH: That the amount of cap ital stock of said Corporation hereby authorized Is Five Million Dollars ($5,- 000. .000); and the number Ot shares into
 which it Is divided is Five Million shares Of the par value of One Dollar each; the value of which stock is to be paid in cash, or upon such installments as the Directors may provide, or in real estate, personal or mixed property, contracts, agreements, labor. machin- cry. merchandise. materials. or any Nsgtz. vide for, or the stockholders may re- solve. upon the delivery from time to time of said stock. Preferred stock may be provided and issued upon nsuch terms and conditions as the Board of Directors may determine.
 FIFTH: That the time of the com mencement of this Corporation shall be the 29th day of March, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and one; and the same shall continue for the period of twenty-five years, and shall terminate on the 29th day of March, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-six, at 12 o'clock noon.
 SIXTH: That the persons and offi- cers who shall have the management and control of said Corporation shall be stockholders holding two-thirds of the outstanding stock of the Corpora ton and a Board of Directors to be composed of such number of members as shall be provided in the bylaws, and shall be chosen by the stockhold- CTS, on tine last Friday in March of each year.
 THE ORIGINAL BYLAWS shall he adopted by the vote or signatures of the stockholders holding two-thrds of all the outstanding stock which has been regularly subscribed,
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

left Holbrook last Monday for San Francisco to embark for the Philip pines.
 1 A Washington paper says that the president has not altered any in his manner since he entered upon his sec ond term. When he is introduced to any one he simply shakes hands. bows. smiles, speaks few words and passes on. That's all. There was a rumor going round that he twisted his | friends arm, threw a back somerset and yelled defiantly,
 Walter J. Hill. who was given ten year sentence, at San Bernardino last week. for an attempt at criminal as- eault, was ten years ago one of the leading sheep-growers of Coconino county. and was considered wealthy. He fell into evil ways and his property vanished and Hlll went from bad to worse. ending with a long sentence in prison.
 What Harry .Knows--Harry knows how to make "googoo eyes" (So does Hattie.)-Litchfield Ull) Herald.
 The Fort Apache beef contract is DelHS Hileu Wltn MeNlCdn Cattle, WnlCn are being shipped in from Chihuahua by the contractors. Porter and Me- Cllntock
 Hon. Will C. Barnes, who removed from this territory to New Mexico couple of years ago, has just been ap- pointed a member of the live stock board of that territory.
 A Chicago paper announces that Rev. Frank Gunsanlus has secured for his church, a group of gold mines in Colorado. Mining and churches have never been closely associated hereto fore, but from what is known of min ing in this country. the churches can do it no harm. In the meantime the mixture of ore and religion may pre- sent the spectacle of church free from debt.
 MT. F. P, Gordon. we'll known miner, forged a number of Burt Dun laps time checks and had them cashed in Pearce, Cochise and Willcox. Cor don Is believed to have gone to Cali fornia.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
An Excellent Combination,

The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, SYRUP OF FIas, manufactured by the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co.,, illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa- tive principles of plants known to be incidentally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa- tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. It's perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and it's acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative.
 In tho process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the CALIFORNIA FIa SYRUP Co. only. In order to get it's beneficial effects and to avoid limitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
 SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
 LoUIsvILLE. KY. NEW YORK. N. Y. For sale by all Druggists -Pricc 6oc per bottle
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

PRESENTS That we, the undersigned have this day voluntarily associated ourselves together for the purpose of forming a Corporation, under the laws of the Territory of Arizona. and we dc hereby certify:
 FIRST: That the name of said Cor poration shall be the CALIFORNIA MINING AND OIL COMPANY.
 SECOND; That the purposes for which 1t Is formed are, to acquire, hold, own. locate, operate, manage. enjoy, buy, sell lease, mortgage, convey. deal in, develop and improve mining ana mineral lands, mineral claims, ditches, fumes, reservoirs, tanks, pipe lines, boring and drilling, tools and machin- cry, corporate stock and shares, town lots and town sites, ard other real, per sonal and mixed property of every kind and character, and all and singular the proceeds, rents, issues and profits thereof of every kind and character;
 TO ENGAGE in mining for precious metals and other minerals, and reduc- ing gold. copper and silver bearing ore. and any and all other kinds of ores and minerals:
 TO ERECT and operate mills, smelters and reduction works of any and al kinds and to en- gage in the business of mill ing and reduction of ores of all kindsy
 TO ENGAGE in and carry on the business of boring. exploring. mining for, producing, dlstilling, refining, man. ufacturing, transporting, piping, carry ing. hauling. handling, storing, deal ing in, buying, selling and trading in oil, coal, petroleum, natural gas, as- phaltum, bitumen. hydro-carbon, bi- luminous rock, sand stone and build ing materials of every kind, and the various products of each.
 TO ACQUIRE, hold, own, locate. op- crate, manage, enjoy, sell, lease, mort gage, convey. deal in. develop and i'm prove water water rights and water privileges and franchises.
 AND FOR SUCH PURPOSES, to ac- qulre buy, sell, enjoy, hold, lease, mort gage control. hypothecate, use, possess and enjoy lands, easements, franchises, manufacturies, machinery, pipe lines and pipes, conduits, acqueducts, refin- cries, reservoirs. tanks, appurtenances. privileges. paraphernalia, and all other
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

ANY RESOLUTION adopted by the stockholders by a like amount of stock, whether by vote or signatures, at q meeting or otherwise, shall absolutely control the officers of the Corporation and the tenure of the offices of the ofii- ce"s and Directors. so far as indicated in said resolution. The Beard of Di- rectors shall have the anagement and control of said Corporation and it's bus 1 mess, subject to the action of the stock holders.
 SEVENTH That the number of its Directors shall be seven, and the names and residences of those who are ap- pointed as the Directors for the first year are:
 R. S. Roycroft residence, Bella Vista, Cal: 25.OOO shares. | J. G. Cunningham. residence. Bella Vista. Cal: 25,000 shares.
 r. NJ Swasey residence, Bedding, Cal; 75,OOO shares. pr. J. T. Rohm, residence, Bedding, Cal; 9O.OOO shares. Ed. Riebe, residence, Redding. Cal; ; 25,O00 shares.
 John White, residence, Rcdding, Cal. ; 100, 900 shares.
 J. w. Fitzpatrick, residence, Bedding, Cal; 10000 shares. THE DIRECTORS shall elect from their rumber a President and Vice President, and may elect Managing Director; they shall also eject a Secre- tary and treasurer and such other off cers as may be provided by the by laws, or as they may see fit, none of whom need be directors: and may con- fer upon such officers such powers as the said board may deem best.
 EIGHTH. The greatesc amount of inde btedness to which the corporation can at any time subjected is fifty thousand dollars.
 NINTH. That the private property of each ad every officer. member and stockholder of this corporation is ex- empt from all debts and liabilities of said corporation, and from execution of any and all claims agains. this corpor- ation or stockholders to any extent wha tsoever. No assessment shall be made upon any stockholder except for unpaid subscription to stock.
 TENTH The following are the names of the corporators of sail corporation. and the amount of the capital stock which has been actually subscribed is four hundred seventy-iive thousand dCl'ars. and the follwing are the names of the persons by whom the same has been subscribed, to-wit:
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
To Preserve Good CrocI.,,

Good china that has gliding upvn il fhould not be rubbed, as it i. 'iablc tc 1'movc the tracery. IL only requires |o be rinscd in warm water, then in lo'd; it should be left to drain dry cry occasionally rub thischina gently IIth little finely powdered whiting rd soft wash-leather. Good dessert .ates, tea plates and saucers should pe pnt away in the china cupboard protected by circles of paper placed petwcen each. This preserves the glaze 'F painting from scratches. It should
 be noted that the china cupboard is Thoroughly dry. as dampness soon tar Dishes thc gliding on fine china or rrockcry. '- Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
Steamed Clans Served in sheI,s.

Wash the clans thoroughly; arrange pcatly in a steamer. which stand over a E''tle Of tailing water, and boil rapidly For 20 or 30 minutes. Lift the clans, faying the liquor that has filled the Fhells' and strain into small cups, add
 t blt Of butter and dusting of pepper. |"hen about to serve to your guests 'and each of the cups in the center of
 r large soup dish and arrange the clans pround. With an oyster fork the clans may then be removed from the shells. 'lpped into the liquor and eaten. Serve very hot.-Ladies' Home Journal.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
IA BIT OF EVERYTHING

olbrook has an epidemic of humps
 pports of a quarantine on Sonora e are unfounded.
 Pnes Appreheaded.-Jones. the piano
 b was seen riding his wheel around
 erday, looking for customers. =
 son Star. |he St. Johns Herald has again
 nged managers, the name of O. F.
 |rson appearing as editor and man.
 he king of England is said to have
 right to wear more uniforms than
 other crowned head. In addition
 the field marshals uniform of the
 tish army, he will wear the four
 forms of the Guards and the Tenth
 ssars. He is an English admiral,
 also a general in the Prussian by. and colonel of German Dragons
 of a Prussian regiment. The king CO,Onel of no less than twenty-two 3erent regiments in his own army.
 other words, he is a whole gover- Is staff in himself.
 There were six berths in the steerage Ia recently arrived steamer on her D from Bremen. The officers of the sel report very squally voyage. George Hochderffer and family re- he'd last week from Phoenix. Major |chderffer was the efficient sergeant |arms of the house during the session the Twenty-iirst Arizona legisla- |e-Coconino Sun.
 Eeorge's Position.-Bert Gravley, lef clerk in Wooster's main store at |lbrook will take charge of the Inch store here soon. with George 'eyard as lard-can thrower.-White- Ter correspondent.
 fhe first steamboat on the Colorado Ter was the General Jessup." com lnded by Captain George A. John n, now of San Diego. and the frs: D was made in December, 1868. The at went up the river to a point about Dorado Canyon. at the Great Bend. ledlands Citrograph.
 Her Strenuous Hour.--Up to date it s been said that General Funstons 'ther was baking pumpkin pies. talk ' bread out of the oven. sweeping a or hanging out wash, and mixing
 gingerbread. when told of the ws of her sons ten-strike in the ilppines.
 .ast Fricay night Dr. Ford, MT, Ed rd and wife, Hon. T. F.. Parish, Col. risty. president of the Valley Bank Phoenix, and Miss Christy. the oneFs daughter all of Phoenix. 'sed through Noga'es, en route to nora. where they went on a com ed business and pleasure trip.-Bor-
 Vidette.
 Wouldn't It Jar You.--A carload of ckery was received here a few days roops "L" and M" Ninth cavalry,
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

1
 | ta, ss.
 1 On this 16th day of April. in the year of our Lord. one thousand. nine hund- red and one, before me, c. M. Head a notary public in and for said county of Shasta, state of California, resid- | ing therein. duly commissioned and sworn, personally appeared J. T. Rohm known to me to be the person described ! in and whose name is subscribed to the within instrument, ad acknowledged to me that he executed the same. In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 (SeaD C. NJ. HEAD, Notary Public in and for Shasta coun-
 ty, state of California.
 10 ct. I. R. stamp duly cancelled. State of California, county of Shas-
 ia, ss.
 On this 18th day of April, in the year of our Lord. one thousand, nine hund- red and one, before me, c. M. Head, notary public in and Tor said county of Shasta, state of California resd- ing therein, duly commissioned and sworn, personally appea "ed Ed. Riebe, Geo. r, Russell. Albert Hirsch. J. w. Fitzpatrick, know to me 70 be the per sons described in and whose names are subscribed to the within instrument and acknowledged to me that they exc cuted the same.
 In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 (SeaD C. M. HEAD, Notary Public in and for Shasta coun-
 ty, state of California.
 10 ct. 1. R. stamp duly cancelled. State of California, County of Shas- ta. SC.
 On this 3i'd day of April, in the year one thousand nine hundred and one, be- fore me, Herbert Bass, a Notary Pub lie in and for said Shasta County, re- siding therein, duly commissioned and sworn, personally appeared John G. Cunningham, known to me to be the person whose name is subscribed to the within instrument, and he acknowl- edged that he executed the same.
 In Witness Whereof. I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal. at my office in the County of Shasta. the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 tSeal) HERBERT BASS,
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
CAUGHT A DREADFUL COLD.

Marion Kooke, manager for T. M Thompson, large importer of fine mil linery at 165S Milwaukee avenue. Chi cago, says: During the late severe weather I caught dreadful cold which kept me awake at night and made me unfit to attend my work during the day. One of my milliners was taking Chambcrlaln's Cough Remedy for a sc- we're cold at that time. which seemed { relieve her so quickly that l bought some for myself. IL acted like magic and l began to improve at once. am now entirely well and feel very pleased to acknowledge its merits" For sale by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

Residing at Bella Vista, Cal. JOHN G. CUNNINGHAM. (Seal) Residing at Bella Vista. Cal. F. NJ. SWASEY. (Seal)
 Residing at Bedding. Cal. J. T. ROHM. (Sesl)
 Residing at Bedding. Cal. ED. RIEBE. (Seal)
 Residing at Bedding. Cal. JOHN WHITE. (Seal.l
 Residing at Bedding. Cal. GEO. F. RUSSELL. (SealD
 Residing at Bedding, Cal. J. N. JUNKEN. (Seal)
 Residing at Taylor, Cal. F. A. HENNING. (SeaI)
 Residing at Bedding. Cal. W. S. HENNING. (Seal)
 Residing at Bedding, Cal ALBERT H1RSCH. 0Seal.)
 Residing at Reddlng. Cal. G. A. LITTLEFIELD. (Seal)
 Residing at Bedding, Cal. J. w. FITZPATRICK. (Seal)
 Residing at Bedding, Cal. Filed in the office of the County Re- corder of Maricopa County, Arizona, on the 9th day of April. A. D. 1901.
 Filed in the office of the Secretary of the Territory of Arizona this 9th day of April, A. D. 1901, at p. m.
 c. H. AYERS.
 Secretary of Arizona. First Publication. April 16th.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO
Other Troubles.

Doesn't your broken engagement make you unutterably sad Archibald? ?''
 "No; man cant die of broken heart when he has 10 hustle for his nex, meal or go hungry."-Detroit Free Press
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
Loc.l Color.

Those new people next door are from Boston"
 How do you kpow?"
 "l heard tLe man tell his wife that she couldn't bake beans as his mother used to bake them."-Chicago Record
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16
Saturni Inquiry,

Dolly-I noticed in the paper that the Filipinos have neither knives nor spoons at their tables.
 Cholly-Gracious! Do they have nothing to ca, but pie ?--Indiarapolis Journal.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

Flies carry contagion; see January Popular Science Monthly. Use Tangl"- foot; it catches the germ as we'll as the fly.
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 of the CALIFORNIA MINING AND OIL
 COMPANY. KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE
Arizona republican., 1901-04-16

A TESTIMO:;iaL FROM OLD ENG
 LAND. | consider Chamberlain's Cough Remedy the best in the world for bron- lhltis, says MT. William Savory, of warrington. England. Tt has saved ny wife's life, she having been a mar 'yr to bronchitis for over six years, be- hg most of the time confined to her ped She is now quite we'll" Sold by il druggists.