The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-31
AronIson GLOBE SIGHTS.
Com m ents en- Everyday Matters By an
Original Genius.

Com ments en- Everyday Matters By an
Original Genius.
Piano playing Is not music; II is
bad habit
Saving wood is the better exercise,
but golf is more popular.
People revise their list Of heroes
every three or four years.
Some men cannot even tack up ad-
vertlsing signs. and do IL well.
There's one thing about liar: II Ia
difficult to deceive him with lie.
Unless she intends TO split kindlipg.
a woman has no use for. a Ratchet.
When a man quotes prominent ciu.
zenA" he is really expressing bis own
opinion.
Down In every woman's heart Is a
longing to be loved like they love on
the stage.
II 1t comes easy for some people to
do thing well. 1t Is the result OF con
slant trying.
An ornery person receives lot Of
appreciation when he does do anything
commendable.
One OF the funniest things In the
world is the man who speaks OF his
spiritual adviser"
Many men who can tell you exactly
where to go to catch fish, cannot catch
any fish themselves.
We Imagine that some women must
be as hard to at as 1t would be to tit Q
garment on a rocking chair. '.....
After a girl has prepared refresh
ments for a party. her next step is. to
hide them from her brother
1t is some peoples notion Of a Joke
to talk about the worms in apples
when the hostess passes the cider.
A man never knows until after he
marries how much of her time wo
man spends with hair. pins m her
mouth.
Sentiment is changing When n min.
lister calls, there is no longer coD@ter.
nation when he sees a deck OF cards
on the table.
| When we see a man With a lor9
beard.i II always occurs to u.s.. how
much worse 1t must look when he has
] MS ulBUt clOfnPS on. -
When woman has been away a few
weeks, she says when she returns thrt
she found the dlrffest house that ever
disgraced civilized country. Pa:
Boys should be taught early that
they don't have to go 10 war to.lcarn
courage: there's the fire TO he lighted
on cold mornings, for instance.
Science and progress have done away
with many old time notions. but wa
notice that hot water and mustard
have lost none of their prestige.
BY the time. boy has made his
mother believe he is sick enough to die
he forgets himself and asks for pie, and
hope In her heart reyives again.
As people grow older, they begin ia
grow more alarmed over the brief
time in which a family looks serious
after there has been death In II.
Some women is always undoing some
other womalr's work: the boy whose
mother fed him his breakfast In bed
marries, and has to light the fires.
Many a modest girl gives her photo
graph to young man, and II appears
later on his dressing case surrounded
by pictures that come with cigarettes,
There is no doubt that every woman
II given her choice, would rather have
a diamond less In her crown In hea ven
and wear It In a ring while on earth.
When new preacher moves into q
town, he Is as full Of hope MS young
girl is who takes trunk full OF new
clothes or to visit In strange town
When woman goes for the proof OF
a picture she has had taken, It Is with
the hope that she will turn out bette,
looking than she has always beer
thought to be.
When a man resolves at a revival ID
be better man. his wife concludes
she Will make less work OF her cook.
Ing, since he will no longer get eress
and inpatient