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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18

pesdav afternoon at $3.50 o'clock.
Madame Davenport is on her way to
san Francisco,
Mrs Josh Grant of ogden has been
spending a few days in Salt Lake City.
. . o
Miss Sasehsl a. Stain and Mr. J. w.
Council. a. member of. battery A, Utah
volunteers, were married last evening
at O'Clock, at 1917 South Twelfth
East street. The ceremony was per
formed by Bishop. ATWOOD. The groom
is the son of W +. Cornell Of this city,
and the bride Is q popular young lady
OF Sugar ward. They viii be at home
at 1917 South Twelfth East street.
g Q q
meeting of the Daughters of Utah
Pioneers is called for Monday, June "A,
at , O'Clock, a Mrs. Annie T. Hyde's
Fesidence,eNort Temple street.
Mrs. Stiebel, daughter and son, from
Boston. are stopping with Mrs. Rosa
Meyer, 315 East Second South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
%cOCtETY.

Ats o'clock last evening Miss Matte
r. Bywater was united in marriage to
Mr. Wal a. Brown. Bishop George r.
Emery performed the ceremony. at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. w. BYwater, in the presence
of only the immediate relatives A re
ceptiOn followed later to q large mum
Der Of friends.
Miss Stella Brown and Miss Maud
ByWat ter were bridesmaids. Mr. En-
NETT BXTater acted as best man. The
bride was bec9n1ingly gowned in white
chiffon, trimmed in Va1enciennes lace,
and held bride roses. Miss Stella Brown
wore a pretty gown of white swiss, and
Miss Maud Bywater zone of blue lawn.
The residence was faStefUlly decorated
in June flowers The bride and groom
stood in front of a large horseshoe of
roses while receiving the congratula-
tions of their friends Lanterns bright
ened' the pOrches ,and lawn, where a
quartette of mandOiins and guitars fur
/ nished music for dancing \ Mr.. and
Mrs Brown leave this week for Poca-
tell05 Where they VIII reside.
@ Q 9
Miss Lena WeIby returned last week
from Philadelphia, Pa.
. q o
The WOman's Republican club spent
| a pleasant afternoon yesterday at+the
home 81 Mrs. Rachel s. Miller. The
game pf slxty-three was played, Mrs.
Asshf. ease winning the nrSt prize, and
/ Mrs. j. =. Timmony the second. after
which Miss Mafgie Weber rendered
two beautiful solos, "CSood-b Sweet
Day" and Holy City" The afternoon
! closed with a directors meeting, the
usual routine business being transacted.
A basket picnic is to be given by the
club on July i IN which the gentlemen
/ VIII be invited to participate.
q -
large assembly of ladies listened to
an entertaining lecture on Physical
Training given by Madame de CfOIfeFe
Davenport of Paris i'm the Assembly
bail yesterday afternoon. She dwelt at
/ length, on dietetics, exercise and rest
as being three important factors in
the proper observance of healthfuI con-
dfuOns Madame Davenport is an in
I 'teresting speaker, and she has a fund
Of humOr Which several times called
forth the laughter QfFbeF audience. She
is a woman go years % age. and has
raised eleven sons, yea e. ii sxonde5-fijl
/ example Of perfect sbfsysieszf CeveIoD-
ment. This she asCribes - her training
SO much enthusiasm was evfnced bv
! the ladies' az the conclusion Of her re-
! marks that she was prevailed upon 10
give a second lecture. This she WIN do
at the Latter-day Saints college we'd
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
New Experience in Jurisprudence.

louisville Post)
Mr. Associate Justice Brewer viii
know now how a mere married man feels
in being overruled day by day without
the right 10 appeal TO any higher court.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
NAUDIToR TIMGEYs Duly.

IILHEN sndin
wv o
is to
ddnt one
o pay a
Whether
II
to
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certain that payable IN
BY this special Hesitation salaries boosted
rnor rom 10 0pera nuu
Of froulS20 10
asurer from 70 4s5a
eronl&l to-
pCbIic
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for wealthy state but nevertheless just $500
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
\ MUSEMENTS.

THE Bohemian Girl was the Offering
at the Salt Palace last evening and it
was favorably received BY a large au-
dience though not so large a one as
might have been expected considering the
faet that the weather was delightfully."-
milo and the further fact that the Pal
ace mad IN the neighborhOOd of $50 visit
ors from the east to draw on Possibly
Bales work, fine as il is. has been heard
TOO frequently in salt Lake and by or
ganfzauouS OF the highest standard.
Even stranger could have guessed
that The Bohemian Girl' is the hardest
thing the Wlbur-KirWin company has
attempted. In spots some of the prfn-
elpals betrayed almost absolute unfamfI-
larny with the piece Brief lapses of
memory, occasional tup-ups on the part
OF some OF the SOlOiStS and a. persistent
sputtering in the vicinity of the calcium
tank detracted several fine points from
the precision of the performance but
withal, the company gives a very salts
factory rendition. The fsvOrite airs Of
the opera We're well sung and heartily
Bowed Down by Mr. Hun, Il Drea1nt /
Dwelt by Miss kirwin and You'll Re-
member Me- by Mr.. Abbott. The opera
IS handsomely cOstumed, as usual The
enof1s girls was a very pretty Interrupt
Miss KfFuin sings Airline. Miss Hallarn
Is cast as the gypsX queen Mr.. HUFF as
Mr. Moyles as F'l0fenstein. Devilshoof
affords little for Mr.. Kohnle's talents. bur
as circumstances and the stage director
sometimes decree, the low comedian is
cast ash as the deep-dyed. villain
ne Bohemian Girl runs until We'd
nesda9 night The Grand Duchess is
billed Tor the last half of the week
Mr.. and Mrs Harold Russell CAda
Dwyer), arrived in Salt Lake yesterday 70
spend the summer. having Just concluded
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
IN EFFECT MONDAY, JUNE IS.
80 Current
~ GaEhTN <f6Jen
s. * Time Table.
LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY


No. 6-For Grand Junction. Den
yer and points east --.-.-------- $50 a. m.
No 2-FCr Provo. Grand juno
ton and an points east ....---.- BIS pm.
No. For Provo, Grand juno
ton and all points east--.-.-.- SD pm.
No IO-FOr Bingham. Isehi, Pro
Vo- Hebers Mt. Pleasant. ManU,
Marysvale and intermediate
points .....---...-..-..--.-... S:O0a-m.
No. S-For Eureka Pavson. He
Der Provo and Intermediate
points ...................-....-. 500 pm.
No. 5-FOr Ogden and the west $50 a m.
No. a-FOr Ogden and West-....-1l-Q 500 pm
No For Ogden and West------ 800 p m
No. 42-FCr Park City..-.......-. $40 am.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No 5--From Provo, Grand June
ElOn ana Jne east -.---.----.-.--- 700 am
NO. From Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east ....-.---..-.- AS pm.
NO S-ErOm Provo, Grand juno
uOn and the east .-.---.-..----.... 1850 pm.
No 9-F,rOm Provo, Heber. Bling
nam, Eureka, MarySVale, Man
II and intermediate points $500 pm.
NO. G-FrOm Ogden and the west $40 am
No 2-FrOm Ogden and the west 3-u5 pm
No 4-From Ogden and the west $40 r. m
No. From Eureka. PaysOu,
Heber, Provo and intermediate
No. 4l-FrOm Park City, $40 pm.
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Sleeping Cars to Chicago Without Change
Ticket Office, 103 West Second South
Postohce Corner
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
Season Opening .

We want everybody in Utah TO visit
our Cloak Department, and as an induce
ment to do SO, We shall cut our selling
price down TWENTY-FIVE PER CENT
on the following New Spring Garments.
we want you to see and which you will
buy later on, when you know what they
can be bought for.
- Per cent off Ladies New Spring Suits
. per cent off Ladies' New Spring Dress
Skirts.
25 per cent off Ladies, New Spring Petit
coats.
% per cent off Ladies New Spring BOX
Coats.
% per cent off Ladies' New Spring Capes
. per cent off Misses New Spring suits
= per cent off Misses New Spring Box
% per cent OF Childreu's New Spring Box
Coats.
25 per cent off Infants Long Cream
25 per cent off Infants Short Cream
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18

Mr.. and Mrs Harold Russell CAda
Dwyer) arrived in Salt Lake. yesterday to
spend the summer, having just concluded
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18
MR.. DEWEY ON UTAH EDUCATION

Utah REASON PROUD
o of DR.
a from
it
Dr. peweys Ell comment upsa work of
making
Thought the
held that training
learning f9r
the
N
DR.
Dc
also
stem
st higher "a
leaders taoAd feeders
suit in greater economy public and
n rk
o have a
is d TO doctors
i7sene than he is even supposine = were possible
The chicago inter can remarks doiay There young
wen as Ios ana thea there's taor laundry
1 wOoiey a world He probably
thought vasnot safe follow
his trip until ne became an eN-pTesdent
Peaee Marx hanna Than for Dave
Hin Ie should remember though that jump
The no dresses bis presenting them neieaB has
al thesttrIbutes
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18

John Woolley safted around the world He
Thought safe follow
his until ne became ex-president,,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18

would rather vote for Marx Hanna than
liz should though it is unnecessary FOR ON
BIZ before ~ comes to-it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-06-18

who dresses bis presenting them to neigh
al the,Astrabutes that make a Carnegie.
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Time Card.
In Effect
June 2. 1901
lG35EI



For Ogden, Cache Valley. Oma-
Ia, Chicago, Denver Kansas
City and st. Louis ....-..-..-.-. 800 an
~tor Garfield Beach IOOele ana
Terminus ..-........ 7:s5 an
phi and Manti .....,............ 1855 an.
For Ogden, Butte. eHelsna, Port
mediate points -. 9:45 an
For ogden, Omahs, Chicago,
Denver. Kansas Cicy, St Louis
and San Francisco --.--.-..-..12:45 pm.
Omaha, St Louis and Chicago. 700 pm.
intermediate points .............. 7:O5 pm
For Ogden, Butte. Helena. Port
land, san Francisco and inter
mediate points -l0;50 ?. m
Arrive.
From Ogden. Chicago. Omaha,
Denver -. -. $50 m
From ogden, PORTLAND Spokane,
Butte, Helena and San Fran
intermediate points -. 9:85 am.
From Ogden. Chicago St Louis,
Kansas City, Omaha, Denver
and San Francisco .-.........-.. 40 pm.
s*FrOm GARFIELD Beach, TOOele.
and Terminus -------...----.-..-- 500 pm
ogden and intermediate points. SIS pm.
Provo Pro and Nanti 7' -. 500 pm
From Ogden, Butte, Portland,
San Francisco and intermediate
points ------------- c.oJ pm
Trains between Milford and Frisco do
not run Sundays
@rDaily except sunday.
Telephone No. 20
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

into the highway made the bovine be-
hind him feel sick. The basket had
been left In the bumblebee dell. and
there was nothing to detain the excur-
sionlst In that particular locality any
longer. As be trudged back TO the car
terminal two more soft corns showed
up. three or four limps rung In on his
legs. and be discovered hat his nose
and ears were peeling under the burn
of the sun. The shades of evening were
falling with the usual crash when AIR.
Bowser stood once more In his ances-
tral hall. but there was still light
enough for Mrs. Bowser and the cat TO
look him over. The cat looked and
shivered and turned away with an icy
clutch at her heart. but as Mrs. Bow
ser gazed at the wreck before her
she managed to murmur:
"Mr. Bowser always looks after the
tramps who call. and you'll have to &c
away and come again. He's out in the
country on a picnic and won't be home
for an hour or two yet" NJ. QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
THEY WERE



There didn't seem to be much going
on at Panther Cove for a border town,
and when l ran across an old pioneer
| told him that l was somewhat dis
appointed In IL
Pears to be a slow town, eh?" be
queried.
Yes. rather that way"
mo shootin or hanginT"
"None whatever"
Nobody jumpin on his hat and flrin
his guns In the air and nobody braggin
of the number of men he's killed and
goin to killf"
Eyes. things are very quiet. Any
particular reason for Iii?
"Yes, stranger. there Is. The par
ticular reason is that about $50 of the
boys are watehln you and holdin their
breath"
but why should they watch meY' ]
asked.
WAL, to be squar' with You. you
look like a crltter who'd walk Into a
saloon and call for a lone drink and for
get the rest of the population"
"And If l shouldY"
Then you'd never haye no more
cause to complain of the slowness Of
Panther Cove. Before you could swal-
low more'n half the drink the popula-
ton would bust forth with a yell, and
about a minute and a half later you'd
be swlngin to that tree over there and
the coroner askin the boys II anybody
had seen Lung Sing. the gravedigger.
Yes. the town does look a bit slow, but
you jest take a p'inter and either go
dry or call up the hull outfit when you
drink" NJ. QUAD.
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street leat4 r.. Have II your own
way hut I'm going on IA picnic"
No, aloney" she asked.
.You bet your life. In fact. I'd ratb-
er go alone than to have you along.
Yes. sir. | shall go out and spend the
day In the country and have q good
time. and you can run right along to
your sewing circle society"
While he was grumpy all the rest Of
the evening. Mrs. Bowser figured that
he would give up the idea by morning
and forget all about 1t. He didn't. how
ever. He was up earlier than usual
aud gave the cook orders himself to
put him up a lunch. aud at breakfast
he announced his firm intention Of
holding "a one man picnic. Wifelike.
Mrs. Bowser relented and would have
sacrificed herself. but he turned on her
with:
~ go to the gamboling lambs. bab-
bling brooks and shady dells. and you
stay right here among the dies. NIL
crobes and CATS"
Half an hour later he set out with bis
lunch basket on his arm. He didn't
care 2 cents about going. but he want.
ed Mrs. Bovser to understand that she
couldn't bluff him. At the corner be
took a trolley car for the country. and
the fun began at once. Ii was an open
car, with a fat man on the end seat.
and Mr.. Bowser climbed over him and
muttered something about human hogs,
The fat man jawed back. and but for
the conductor there would have been a
Cripple to the death.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

HE SET OUT WITH HIS LUNCH BAsKET.
she answered after a moment, land I'm
sure you would come home feeling no
better for it."
who said anything about swamps
and thistle patchesY' he demanded.
s'I'm talking about meadows filled
with daisies and of cool. green woods
echoing the songs of thousands Of
birds. Even the sight of a lamb frol-
licking on the hillside would put new
life into US. Well make an early start
and stay all day. and I'll bet dollars to
cents you'll come home singing with
happiness. You'd better tell the cook
TO get n lunch ready"
~ don't think I'll go"
"You DON'T What's the matter with
your"
1--WE got to 20 to the sewing circle.
I'm one OF the officers. you know"
1.-The sewing circle be hangedp' ex-
claimed Mr.. BOwser. What you want
IL a day In the country. and II the old
hens Of the circle can't cackle without
you they'll have to keep still for once"
Mrs. Bowser had other reasons-rea
sons which she did not care to state.
She knew that Mr.. Bowser would set
out In great good nature. but that the
picnic would result in a calamity be-
fore the day was done. She therefore
continued TO excuse herself. and Of
course 1t ended by his saving:
Every well. Mrs. Bowser-very well.
II you want &c stay at home and roast
while ! am seated in shady dells. !
have no objections. While | am sniff
ing the odor of bluebells you'll be
su,rliing rnrned beef and cabbage. and
while i'm LISTENING, to babbling brooks
ynu'Il be hearing the screeches of the
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
THE MISSING AUGUSTUS.
His Fate Was Doubtful, but No One
Was Worrying Over IL.

His Fate Was Doubtful, but No One
Was Worrying over II.
About a mile below Mississippi City
we met a colored man on the highway
who asked IL we had seen a colored
boy about q years old as We came
along. Upon cur replying in the mega
tive he scratched his head and looked
puzzled and said:
dat Augustus was playin round
bout an hour ago. IN whar he has dun
disappeared to Is mo- dan | kin tell.
Reckon it's no use to worry
He walked beside us till he came to
his cabin, which was situated on the
edge of a bayou, and on the shore Of
the bayou lay four or five alligators
basking in the sun.
Don't alligators ever cat children?"
queried the colonel after a look at the
reptiles.
"Yes. sab. dey does"
.'Then they might have eaten your
Augustus"
Yes. sab. so dey might. III dar.
Linda,''
His wife came to the door In answer
| TO his call, and he said:
Linda, mebbe dem gators got Au-
gustus."
"Mebbe dey has" she replied.
Same as dey got Jupiter an Moses
an Washington"
Yes"
"Waal. | amt gwine to hunt round
no mo-. If Augustus went up de road,
he'll git hungry an cum back; IL he
went fishin In de bayou an de gators
got him. den he's gwinc fur good, an
we hey only 'leben chillen LETT to git
frew de summer on" NJ QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

81 want to get your wife interested
in our new system of manual training"
said the woman with a short skirt and
a felt bat.
well" answered Mr.. Meekton. you
can come in. But If you are trying to
teach Henrietta anything about train
ing a man I'm thinking you are vast
ing your time. Henrietta can come
pretty near giving lessons In manual
training, Henrietta can."-Washington
Star
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
In the Time to Come.

"Unless there Is a change" said the
cook, II will have to leave you"
"Change!" exclaimed the mistress.
"What do you mean?'
"Our ~unlon." said the cook. has de-
clared a boycott on Mrs. Smith. In the
next block"
But how does that affect mef'
"She Is ON your calling list. and q
sympathetic strike has been declared
against all who associate with her,
Chicago Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

II don't know whether 1t Is rheuma-
tism or humidity, but l can hardly get
around this morning" groaned the
mermaid.
81 think you have too much lead in
your keel" retorted her fair compan-
ion gayly.
II only goes to show how. almost un-
consciously, fashionable v%ernacular In.
sinuates itself into our daily CONVERSE
tion.-New York Marine Journal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
An II Were.

Waggs-Blikum calls his new wife
r P1uribus Unum.
Wlggs-Why?
Waggs-Well,, In substance. he means
zone composed of many" He finds
that she has false teeth, a glass eye.
excelsior hair. a cork foot, French
complexion and a marble heart. Real
ly, Il Pluribus Unum isn't half bad
San Francisco Bulletin.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

am a farmer located near Stony Brook, one of the most maanous
districts in this State, and was both red with malaria for years, at times
50 could not work. ani WIS always vey co stiplted as well ror
years had malaria so bid in the spring. when engaged in blowing,
that could do nothing BIT shake. must have taken about a barre!
oil unine pills besides dc rs of other remedies, but never obtained
any permaa mt benefit. Lat fall, in peach tim, had a most serious
it'i~k OF chhs then c m' ed to take Ripans Tabues, upona
trends advice, q d the first boz made me all right and have never
been with at them since. take one Tabue each morning and night
and sometimes when feel more than usually exhausted take three IN
a day. They have kept my stomach sweet, my bowels regular and
have not hid the least touch OF malaria nor splitting headache sncel
commenced using them. know ao that sleep better and wake up
more refreshed than formerly. don't know how many complaints
Ripans Tabu1es will help, but do know they will cure any one in the
condition vas and would not be without them at any price.
honestly c slider them the chea ,est-,rced medicine in the world, as
they are III ne most beneficial and the most convenient to take.
an twenty-seven years of age and have worked hard all my life, the
Same as most farmers. both early and late and in all kinds Of weathefl
and have never enjoyed such good health as have since last fall; IN
fact, my n~cgfbos have all remarked my inpr we'd condition and have
said. IS an SHAT are Won doinc 10 loci -, healthy ?"
< st NmJm ah it X = A ~ vii D. tbneat fy nanshl @nand p9pgNS
A thew r RITA Son tho Irars aud papi nos u1MMr'e = IN .nM~
nailed ) am aairms Tor soenu. frN ui az The kpansC hsnA co'A~
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
F BOWSER'S RAMBLE.
he TAKES A DAY OFF AND ooss INTO
THE COUNTRY.

IL Was to Have Been q Picnic Among
Babbling Brooks and shady Dells,
but He Hndn'f Figured ON Bulls and
Bumblebees.
copyright, 1901, by c.. B. Lewis.1
Nh Bowser had been reading the pa
per for an hour and permitting the cat
to rub herself against his legs at will
when he suddenly looked up and ex-
claimed:
by George. but I've got an idea!
Mrs. Bowser. what do you say to a
picnlcY"
What sort of picnic?" she asked.
"Why, the two of us will 60 into the
country for a day with a lunch basket
and wander among the green fields and
sylvan dells and have q merry time.
Say. 1t will be too jolly for anything!
1t will do US more good than a barrel
Of medicine"
I'll don't think I'D like to tramp
around In swamps and thistle patches"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
Also worried Him.

"Never telegraph me when you are
away. DEAR" she said. 1T always
worries me to get a telegram"
But you frequently telegraph me
when you are away" he suggested.
"Oh. well. that's different" she as
serted.
YES" be admitted. "it Is different.
and that Is why 1t worries me. 1t Is
sometimes hard to raise the money you
want."-Chlcngo Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
Inst The Same.

Bobby-Mamma. If God is as good as
you say he Is, why doesn't he always
answer our prayers?
"He does. Bobby, when they deserve
to be answered."
"Well, l prayed that l might not
steal any more jam out Of the buffers
pantry. but 1t didn't make any differ
ence."-New York Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

Lawyer-You would say. then. that
Mr.. Whyte Is a gentleman of unim.
pcachable veracity?
Wltness-Yes. sir. ! presume that II
any body asked me to | should. but l
have known him to lie sometimes
Someryille Journal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
h Weary Guest.

you are the hardest maj to wake !
ever met" said the kind hearted citizen
who had allowed the tramp to sleep In
his kitchen. Here ! have been poking
you in the ribs for an hour"
Never paid no attention to It," ad
mitted the ledger. Yer see. | am used
to slcepin in a cattle car. an ! thought
yer hand was n cows horn."-Chicago
News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
Lack of Confidence.

Assistant Is the meaning of this
poem absolutely incomprehensible to
you?
Magazine Extraordinarily! You're
going to accept II, aren't you?
Assistant oh. yes! But | wasn't
willing to trust my w Judgment
Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
Quite Regular.

Have you got your garden In good
shape this season. asked Mr.. Halket.
Yes. the shape is all right" replied
Mr.. Hiland. It's a perfect oblong."-
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29

Sbe-IIere's a note to you from pa.
IIe-What's It about?
She-He wants us to let him have
the hammock Wednesday and Friday
nights.-Chlcago Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
An A~ristocrat.

Stuck up? should say she wasl
Why. she wipes her shoes on de door
nat every time she goes in de house,
Kew York Journal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-08-29
Painful

The Prodigal-Oh. dere's de old wood
shed where | spent so many pleasant
moments with pop. Guess | won't re-
turn right away.-New York Journal.