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Evening star., 1901-11-11
THos. J. OWEN & son, AUCTs.. sIs F ST. NV.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE UNIMPROy
ED PROPERTY IN TRINIDAD, ON 12TE
STREET BETWEEN NJ AND N STREETs

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE. UNIMPRov.
ED PROPERTY IN TRINIDAD ON 18TH
STREET BETWEEN NJ AND STREETS
By virtue of certain deed of trust, duly record.
ed in Iber 1876. folio 272 ct seq, one of the land
records for the District of Columbia and at the
quest of the party secured thereby, the undersign
ed surviving trustee will sell. at public auction, In
front Of the premises. on MONDAY, NOVEMBER
ELEVENTH, 1901, AT HALF-PAST -FOUR
O'CLOCK Pm. the following described land and
premises, situate in the county of Washington, In
the District of Columbia, and designated as lots
40, Al. A. in the subdivision by John Lee of lots
numbered % and 80, in block g. of the subdivision
by the Washington Brick Machine Company Of q
part of a tract Of land known as Trinidad, as per
plats recorded in Liber County No 8, folio 12o,
and L. Der County No. 8, folio 49, in the surveyor
office of the District Of Columbia.
Terms: One-third of purchase money to be paid
in cash. balance In two equal instaments payable
in and two years, with interest. secured by
deed Of trust upon the property sold, all cash,
at option Of the purchaser. A deposit of $50 will
be required upon each lot at time of sale. All con-
veyancing. recording and revenue stamps at pur-
chasers cost Terms of sale to be complied with
in ten days from day of sale otherwise the trustee
reserves the right 10 resell the property at risk
and cost Of defaulting purchaser, after five days
advertisement of such resale.
CLARENCE BEALL,
oc3O-d&ds Surviving Trustee
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Chancery Sale of Valu=
able Business and Resi-
demce Property, being No.
COS fifth Street and 1117

HUll -SUTGGU NORTHWEST.
By virtue Of certain decree Of the Supreme
Ctur Of the District of Columbia, made and en-
tered the 29th day Of October A.D 1901, IN
equity No. 22439 Samuel H. Barron ct al.
Henry L. Barron ct al, the undersigned trus-
Of the premises, the following described real es-
tate. on the days and hours as follows:
ON MONDAY. THE ELEVENTH DAY OF NO
VEMBER, AID. 1901 AT HALF-PAST FOUR
O'CLOCK PM, original lot twelve 12l In square
numbered three hundred and twenty 1920, with
improvements thereon. situated at No. Cos 11th
street northwest.
on TUESDAY, THE TWELFTH DAY OF NO.
EMBER, AID. 1901, AT HALF-PAST FOUR
O'CLOCK PM, the north fifteen (15l feet front Of
the northern part of lot nambered three (3) In
square numbered five hundred and twenty-five (525),
the same being improved by three-story and base
nent brick dwelling, containing eight rooms and
Terms of sale provided by the decree: One
third of the purchase money In cash and the bal
which the notes of the purchaser or purchasers
must be given. with interest, payable miannual-
ly, at the rate Of six per cent per annum until
erty sold, all cash, at the option of the pur-
chaser purchasers All revenue stamps, con-
veyancing, acknowledging and recording at pur-
chaser or purchasers cost. deposit of $3.50 will
be required property 60S 11th street and a de-
posit Of 500 on property 1117 4th street. If the
from day of sale the trustees the right to
resell the risk and cost Of the defaulting pur-
chaser purchasers
SMITH THOMPSON, Jr.,
Fendall building, 344 d st. NV,
RAYMOND A. he HEISkELL, y
JAMES w. RATCL FIFE. Auct. Trustees.
oc30-d&dS
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- . bOnu DulIdfng.
C. G. SLOAN 4 CO. AuctS no1-dts

ATTORNEYS SALE OF s-SToRY AND BASE
MENT BRICK DWELLING, NO. Ills 4TH ST.
NORTHWEST.
By direction of the owner l will offer for sale
on TUESDAY, THE TWELFTH DAY OF NOVEM-
BER, AID: 1901, AT HALF-PAST FOUR O'CLOCK
PM in front Of the premises, the south fifteen
Q5) feet front Of lot numbered three 80 in square
numbered five hundred and twenty-five (525). i'm
proved by three-story and basement brick dwell
Ing, containing eight Gl rooms and bath, and
known number Ills 4th street northwest.
Terms of sale: One-thrd Of the purchase money
in cash and the balance in one and two years from
day of sale, for which the notes of the purchaser
must be given, with interest, payable semi annll-
ally, at the rate of six per cent per annum until
paid, and secured by deed OF trust upon the prop
erty sold all cash, at the option of the pur-
chaser. All revenue stamps, conveyancing, ac-
knowledging and recording at purchasers cost. A
deposit of 500 will be required at time of SALE
and if the terms are not complied with within ten
d-ys from day of sale the right is reserved to re-
sell at the risk and cost of the defaulting pur-
chaser. SMITH THOMPSON, Jr
Attorney for Owner.
JAMES W. RADCLIFFE. Auct. oc30-d&ds
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STAIION, QUEDUCT BRIDGE
To Falls Church x6:I5, 1850 x7:2o "a 40
1890, 1880. XII 30 2:30, xi 80 2:3O 1890, T.
1890. 3. rs 30. Q, 1880 Z. Is, 80. XII, x;2
Sat and Sunday night. hourly after p NJ Hourly
TO West End on Sunday. xTo West End
To Myer and Arl--f6:15. II t7:50 :t5 9.i5
1915. f7:45 PM, ts:45. +9:45, flo:45 iii 30
ITO Nauck- Coach across bridge. m to S 80 D. m
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AUCTION SALES.



DrNcANsoN HRos. NUc1oNEERs
TRUSTEES SALE OF
LARGE THREE STORY
AND BASEMENT DOU=
BILE BRICK DWELL
ING, NO. 4a7NEW YORK
AVENUENORTHWEST
By virtue Of deed of trust duly recorded in Ii
per NO sis6 at folio ct sea-, Of the land records
OF the nsirict OF Columbia, we will SELL In front
DAY OF NOVEMBER, A d. 1901, AT HALF-PAST
-FOUR O'CLOCK PM
LOTS ~ AND 43 IN SQUARE 514.
Inese lots front 30 feet 7finches by average
depth OF 120 feet to 30-foot alley improved by a
large three-story and basement brick dwelling,
tanning 10 rooms ard baths, with twostory brick
converted into fat This property offers ex-
ceiient opportunity as an investment 1t fronts on
a wide avenue. Is in very desirable neghbor-
hood, easy OF aces to the department and busi-
center.
Terms: $4,000. at 5es per annum interest, payable
April 20, 1903 or longer IL desired. Balance cash.
deposit of $500 required at time of sale. Con-
veyancng, ETC., at purchasers cost. Terms of sale
to be complied with within 15 days from day of
SAFE, otherw1Se trustees the right to resell
the property at the risk and cost of the defaulting
purchaser after FIVE days advertisement Of such re-
sale in some newspaper published in Washington
d. G. THOMAS FL. HALL.
ROBERT NJ. MORRISON,
noa-d&ds Trustees.
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AUCTION SALES.
TOMORROW.
j. G. Sinclair. Auct.,
6s3 la. AVE. 81. W.

6s3 La. AVE. NV.
Large and attractive sale TOMORROW, AT TEN
An, consisting OF Bed Room and Parlor Suites.
Chairs. China and Glass Ware, Carpets, q Sewing
Machines. Stoves, one Piano, etc.
Consignments received up to hour OF sale. 1t'
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AUCTION SALES.
FUTURE DAYS.


G. @. sLoAN& co. AUCTIoNEERs. iso7 a sr.
ALL THE WELL-KEPT FURNI-
TURE IN RESIDENCE. AT
THE CORNER OF 18TH AND
9 SIS. (No. 1919 NV, AT
PUBLIC AUCTION ON
THURSDAY, FOURTEENTH
NOVEMBER, 1901, AT 1890
O'CLOCK AM,
COMPRISING ELEGANT PLATE GLASS MAN
lei AND PIER MIRRORS, MoQUETTE PARLOR
RgG; PARLoR SUITE, ORNAMENTS, PICTURES,
EBONY CORNER CABINET, WALNUT sECRE.
TAiiI: WALNUT AND OAK BOOK CASES, OAK
EASY CHAIRS, SCREEN. FOLDING RED, CAR
PET PEI, AND AND RUGS TBRouGHoUT THE HoUSE.
MIRRoR-BAcK HALL RACK, WALNUT Ar.
MoIRE, WALNUT GUN CABINET. ELEGANT
OAR cHIFFoNIERs. MAINGT hSD dhK dASps2ME cfI aM
BER SUITES "A AND ODD PIECES. MATTRESSES
WALNUT CHAMBER SUITE. TOILET WARE
WALNTI Tp w, WARDRoBE s1R wALNTT SIpEBoARp
UTENSILS. SC, &C.
2. S.-THE ABOVE FURNITURE is ALI. ~,
THE ATTENTION OF HoUsEkEEPERS.
nos--dts-ss % ISL C. C. SLOAN CO.. Aacr.
ADMINISTRATORS SALE OF THREF-STo ::
TEN-RooM AND BATH BRICK DWEIIJN,.
NO. ls43 isTH ST. NV.
By virtue OF decree of the Supreme Court Co.
the District Of Columbia, holding a special terra
FOR Orphan Court business | will SELF AZ public
auction, in front OF the premises wEDNES
DAY, THIRTEENTH DAY OF NOVEMBER. 1901
AT HALF-PAST FOUR O'CLOCK PM, lot 50, h.
square 23S, with the improvements thereon.
Terms OF sale: All cash, Of which a deposit OF
$1,000 Will be required time of sale. Convey
ancing and recording at purchasers cost. Sale 20
be closed in ten days
CLARENCE H. ZEPP. Administrator.
THoS. J. OWEN & SON. Auctioneers no2-d&ds
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FUTURE DAYS.
IMPROVED

CHANCERY SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
REAL ESTATE ON THE NORTHWEST COR
NER OF 26TH STREET AND PENNSYLVA-
MA AVENUE.
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SMITH THOMPSON, Jr.,
Attorney for Est Jane 81. Everett, holder Of notes.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
coMTEssE1N WRESTLING BOUT
Athletic American Woman, ID Defeated
by Her Fdance, Throws Man Who
Tainted Her In Two Minutes.

The y Dung Comtesse de Becker is the
heroine of episode which has been
excitedly discussed, in the most exclu-
siye Franco-Ame rican set.
A tall blonde, the comtesse is fond
CT her reputation all-round ath-
iete- She was formerly Helene Rich
1oan, of Detroit. Two years ago she
divorced her titled Niennese husband.
Lately her strength being challenged
by her fance, she offered to wrest1e
him before 20 intimate friends of both
sexes His victory was stubbornly dis
puted. The first bout lasted 20 rninut es
and the second 141 The comtesse was
defeated twice. She wore a suit which
was startEngly pre- etical.
After the necessary toilet the wrest-
lers and the crowd adjourned to a sup
Der in private room at the Cafe Ang-
fai@e, where in the course of joyous
feast the comtesse was tainted upon
her defeat. She promptly challenged
the main offender, Count de Eautrec,
and defeated him in two nainut es, prov
| ing that it took really strong man to
beat her.
Pa&isian society is making such a
protest over the comtesse's actions thu t
! she may make her residence in Lon
| don hereafter.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
MUST BE I'M BY MIDNIGHT.
RuItnE of a New York Judge Which
Fixes the Time When women
ShouId BE Home.

Justice Andrews in the supreme
court-of New York has handed down a
decision in which he holds that a vvom-
should be home by Midnight. The
question arose application by
Florence Abel, a Gressmaler, to en-
join Jacob A. Om6rak- her landlord,
from closing the front door of the
house and not hmm ediateIy admitting
her when she rang the bell Miss
Abel says she leased two rooms from
the defendant in which to carry on her
dressma king work and sleep at $50 a
month She was to be allowed to have
her shop open from seven a M to ten
p M, but to be admitted after
ward at any rea son a BILE time
She complained that on November 10
and 13 she was locked out and on the
second occasion could not obtain adj
mittance and had to take room at
a hotel. She said that she was kept
IN all day at her business and did not
think it unreasonable that she should
go afterward to theater elsewhere
with her friends. 'Omdrak said it was
necessary to keep the house locked at
night, the tenants had great
mount of valua b1es there.
Justice Andrews granted preim-
mary injunction requiring the defend
ant to permit her to enter her prem
ises 1t all reasonable hours and
promptly open the door for her up to
IL o'clock at night.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
NOT A FLAT COUNTRY.
ExpIOratfOn Proves That Coast Coun-
try of Siberia Is Rugged and in
Places Almost Mountainous.

Prof Markgraf reported the results
of his exploration of the Yenessei and
Oh valleys at the last meeting of the
Geographical society. He used gondolas
the greater cart of the time and trav-
e1ed an average of 200 kilometers day.
The population of the adjacent country
retired into the interior upon his ap-
proach.
Prof Markgraf declared the most
important fact established by the ex-
ploration, which was I'm lertaken for
the purpose of ascertaining the navig-
able streams of Siberia, was the utter
Gisproof of the commonly accepted no.
ton that the Siberian plain grows more
and more fiat, approaches the
northern ocean. He found the exact
contrary to be true, the coast country
being quite rugged and in places almo st
leafy trees to the edge of the. sea and
Prof Marhgraf believes 100000 boards
could easily be got out by water every
summer There is an abundance of
ash, and excellent grazing for cattle.
There are roads. of-eourse. Prof.
.S1arkgraf thinks the greatest need of
this territory is railway from
Archang e1sl1 to Berezoff. 1t would
have length of something over 500
miles.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
SCHOOL FOR GOSPEL SINGERS
Ira ID. Sankey Route to New York
to Establish a New Instf-
tuition.

Ire D. Sankey, famed co-laborer Of
Dwight L. Moody, hopes to parallel in
New York the work which the late
evangelist initiated at Mortified.
During their long association both be-
lieved in the effectiveness of com bin ed
eShortation and Gospel song. North
field now has instit ut which pre-
pares men for evange1istic work. Mr..
Sankey now proposes to establish in
New York school for Gospel singers,
and cooperation between the two in
stitutions is likely.
Before sailing for the United States
from London the other day. after the
completion of a three weeks lectur-
ing tour in England and Ireland, Mr..
Sankey said he Intended to establish
his school early next year In explain
ing his plans he continued:
Many of our friends have suggested
the adyisa bility OF perpetuating the
musical system which has always
proved such popular side to Mr..
Moodys evangelical work. / have I'M
dertaken the task by mapping out
regular course of instruction built
upon the lines of my long and interest
ing experienced
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
Weather In NoYenber.

The following data. covering period
of 27 years, have been complied from the
Weather Bureau records at Dodge City,
Kansas. by Geo. Il. Todd. Observer:
The warmest month that of 1899.
with an average of 4S degrees The
coolest month was that of 1850, with an
average of &c degrees The highest tenn
perature was 81 degrees on Noy. l, 1855
and the lowest temperature was ID de-
grees below zero on Nov. p, 1887 Av
erage date on which first '.kiiling'' frost
occurred in autumn, Oct 10 Average
date on which last s.kilIing'' frost oc-
Cured in spring, April 10th. Average
rainfall for the month was 40 inches
The greatest monthly precipitation was
.43 inches in 1850. The least monthly
precipitation was Il inches in 1879. The
greatest amount of preci pitaIion recorded
in any 81 consecutive hours was 1 25
inches on Nov. 8, 1850. The greatest
amount of snowfall recorded in any "a
consecutive hours (record extending to
winter of 1884, So only was 80 inches on
Nov. 81, 1898. The prevailing winds
have been from the north. The highest
velocity of the wind was 81 miles from
the north on Nov. "a, 1877.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
Recognized in Washington.

The only instance on record of a post
office being named after patent medi-
cine, was last year. when in Wetzel Coun-
ty, w. Va. new post Office was estab-
lished and named Kodol, after the ia
nous kodol Dyspepsia Cure, manufae-
tured by F. G. Dewitt s. Co., of Chica go
1t had given such satisfactory results that
the name unanimously selected by
the people for the new office and adopted
by the department at Washington. ID. c.
This action was entirely voluntary on the
part of the people of the community.
without any solicitation whatever from
the manufacturers of Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. In fact the first knowledge they
obtained regarding the matter was when
they received letter bearing tue post
mark s<Ko1ul, w. Va, and the contents
fully explained the circumstances For
Il verification of this statement the reader
is referred to the latest Post Office Guide.
"A preparation so highly priced by a
community must be worthy eff the great
est confidence.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
FOREIGNERS INTERESTED.
Am lean Art Exhibition n Paris Ex-
position Excites Favorable Conn
nlcnt by Foreign Critics.

John B. CauldweI.. United States di-
rector of fine arts at the Paris expo
sition. has arrived at New York. The
American exhibit w as left in charge of
Henry B. Smell, the assista ant director,
who viii remain with it until it is
shipped home the United States
cruiser Prairie about the end of the
month Concerning Amer ican art
abroad Mr. Cauld well said: '@Our fine
arts exhibit at the Paris exhibition
attracted general attention and was
commented upon rsost favora bly, not
only by the French but by the Ger
man. Austrian and italian critics some
of whom expressed establishment at
the progress made by the painters and
sculptors of the United States durin e
the last decade. Y marked interes.
was shown particularly in the canvases
Of artists residing at home as dis
tinguished from our artists residin g
abroad. and it was generally conceded
that their work showed indisput abb E
eyid of the development of strong.
VIII olesome and untra mme1ed national
art
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
Better Live stock Prices

The Evans Snyder Buei Company
whose very large business interests, per-
feet equipment, and thirty odd-years ex
perience in the market centers, have put
them at the head of live stock handlers.
are getting big prices these days. They
have systematized the business so that
every f1uctuation in the market is fore
known to them-effect discounted by
early knowledge of causes. They have
also earned the confidence of the shippers
and buyers alike TO such an extent that il
may be said that they have grasp of the
market that assures the best prices under
all conditions. If You have cattle, sheep
or hogs to sell, want to buy feeders,
you should write in advance to the
Evans Snyder-Buel Company, Stock
Yards, Kansas City, Mo. Name the par
ticular line You are interested in and yo,,
will have the benefit of ADVICE of an ex-
pert in that line. Their statesmen are not
merely makers of price, they are stu
dents of of Il method of selling that is re-
duced to a science.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
A Startling surprise.

Very few could believe in looking at
A. L. Hoadley. healthy. robust black
smith. of TiIden. Ind, that for ten years
he suffered such fortunes from RheuIna-
tism few could endure and live. But
a wonderful change followed his taking
Electric Bitters. 1.-Two bottles wholly
cured me.'' he writes, land L have not
felt a twinge in over "a year. They
and cure Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Ner-
vousness, improve the digestion and
gives perfect health. Try them. Only
so cts. at Rath & Bainbridge's drug store.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
ITALIAN PRIEST ROBBED.


According TO story just received
from Italy, a couple of clever rascals,
said to be Americans, played a conf
dence gains, lately on an Italian priest
by which they profited to the extent
of $4,000. They have not been
caught Rev. Father NJ. Crosse, a
member of the Society of Jesus, who
is superior of the Jesuit institute at
Turin, was the victim. Two hand
some1y dressed men, apparently
Americans or Englishmen, called upon
him about fortnight ago and told
him that they were the trustees of
rich orphaned boy, whose father had
been killed in the war in the Trans
vaa1. They told the priest that they
wished to place the boy under his
care and have him educated in the in
stitute. At the same time, they said
that they were custodians of 10000,
which belonged to their ward, and
this money they desired to leave in
the priests charge.
Father Crosse consented to take
the boy under his care and also agreed
to accept custody of the funds, sUfy
gested.. The two strangers displayed
several bundles of bank notes, appar-
emily genuine, which they placed in
compartments in the safe which
Father Crosse accommod tingly
opened for them The pair then left
the house, stating that they were go-
ing to Milan, where they had left
their young charge, and would re-
turn with him.
Several days passed, but neither of
the men returned. Father Crosse
then. having become suspicious, went
to his safe He found that notes ag-
gregating e 10000, all the funds of the
institute, were gone, and that the
bundles of so-ca1led bank notes left
by the two strangers contained moth
ing but waste paper.
The men. under the eyes of the
priest. had extracted the inSfitutiOn'S
money in the safe while placing their
own counterfeits in the compart-
ments.
The police of the principal cities OF
Europe and this country have been
notified
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
weather in October.

The monthly meteorological summary
for October, 1901, reported by Observer
Geo. Il. Todd, was as follows:
Mean temperature 60 degrees;
highest temperature was So degrees on
Oct. L; lowest temperature 80 de-
grees on the 18th; mean temperature for
this month for % years was 90 degrees.
The prevailing direction of the wind was
southeast, 81 per cent, and the total
movement of the wind was 1858 miles,
the maximum velocity being As miles
from the southeast ond the 27th. The to-
tai precipitation WAS i. 81 inches. Aver
age precipitation for this month for Is
years was OBS of an inch.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07

While walking along road at
night, near Highland Falls, New
York, girl was attacked by a high
wayman who demanded her money.
In response she drew Der hatpin and
used it SO vigorously that the man
turned and ran away, yelling with
fright and pain. In the hands of a
determined woman, the hatpin is as
mighty as the sword. 1t is exceed
ingly handy both for defense and Of
Tense, and it can be carried without
rendering the wearer amenable to the
charge of carrying concealed weap-
Ons.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
BRITIsHERs GOOD GUNNERs
New worlds Record Est by
the Men Serving the Gums the
BRttIeshfp Terrible.

A new worlds record has been e<
tablished by the g4nners of her maj
esty's ship Terrible, the big battle
ship of the Asiatic squadron. The
percentages of actual hits made in
target practice with the six-inch guns
on the Terrible was 76.s. The Ter
rible had two 80 and II 6-inch guns
the shooting from the former being
also a brilliant record 60 per cent.
Of hits having been made. Four cap
tains of guns made posi- bles.'' two
with ten and two with nine rounds
The misses would have been hits
had a ship been substituted for the
target
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
Asleep Amid frames.

Breaking into blazing home, some
ffremen lately dragged the sleeping in
mates from death. Fancied security
and death near. It's that way when you
neglect coughs and colds Don't do it.
DIR. kiEg's New Discovery for Consunp-
ton gives perfect protection against all
Throat Chest and Lung Troubles. Keep
it near, and avoid suffering. death, and
cough. persistent use the most stubborn.
Harmless aud nice tasting. it's gIlaran-
teed to satisfy by Rath & cambridge.
Price SOC and 81 90. Trial bottles free
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07
Lnwx for sauaan-

Benign paterna1 government is to
be the general note of Souaan admin
istra ton in the earlier stages of -
reorganization says Cairo CORE
spondent. Here are a few of the CHIEF
heads of the new code just promuI-
rated The imPorta ton, manufac-
ture or sale of alcoholic liquor is pro-
:.ibited- No person viii be allowed to
sell his land or to make loans at usu-
rious rates Even mortgages viii be
subject to formal authorizatio
Trade, industry ard navigation are
free and every cfseftain is ma is-
trate in his own district
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07

A naturalist says that every time a
farmer shoots a hawk he throws a
$50 bill into the fire, for although the
bird takes an occasional chicken, it
destroys at least a thousand rats,
mice and gophers every year. Prof.
Hodge, of Clark Univel sity, estim ates
toads are worth SO each for their
work as destroyers of cutworms.
The Globe-republican., 1901-11-07

Pants are made for men, not for
women. Women are made for men,
not for pants. When man pants
for woman, and a woman pants for
a man they are pair of pants Such
pants don't last. Pants are like mo-
lasses, they are thin in hot weather
and thicker in cold. Men are often
mistaken in pants; such mistakes are
breeches of promise. There has been
much discussion whether pants is
singular or plural. Seems to us
when men wear pants it's plural and
when they don't it is singular. Men
go on a tear in their pants its all
right. When the pants go on tear
it is all wrong.