Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14


IF You call me by my first name again.
III kiss you right on the corner But.
Jack. | haven't any corners. Life.
Bad philadelphia politicians.
then, are very corrupt "Oh. yes.
Tammany hall could 90 over there and
run reform movement. Puck.
Patient-''Whar would You think of a
warmer climate for me. doctor| Doctor
Good heavens, sir. that Is just what
| am trying to save You from. '-I1nnch.
Speed.-G oldrox-" How is my boy get
ting along with his studies? | hope you
find him quick" College Professor
"Well-er-he certainly is fast, '-Phila-
delphia Press.
A guarantee and promse.-"Do YOU
guarantee this goods not TO fadeT' Alb
solutely! And if il does we will sell you
new goods TO match the changed color "
Indianapolis News
Not to Be Expected.-'I don't see how
he can expect to succeed as an author.
Why, he can't write common sense.
He doesn't have to. All his stories are
in dialect Philadelphia Evening Bulle-
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M. rr;,,.onbeat-. saw = man broal,
several ribs today while laughing
Mrs. Crimsonbeak- Good gracious.
who was it?'
Our butcher, dear. Yonkers States
man.
Jasper-''I understand that you had
tnrmcd over = new leaf. and were even
-, lint ~
- me hat Won love no enc but yourself"
..Iy,aIi nm NV nvu worst Gprmy =
life
Information Wanted.-NIiss Rural
.tid r ra"n "n,.c,. in tho r"mntr,
.,n nHn tbn soay"n fo,. ,;nr bcas ~.
do You husk a bee. anyway Y'-Philadel-
phiaa Press.
No Mixed Drinks.--"Did the prisoner
h,d,,loe in nhinrgotions >, asked tba
Tanng attorney Of he witness. NO. sir"
rerliSd The latter. II never knew him 70
ChroDicle-Tclegraph
nv, ~, ~ n.,.., III,
4, ne worm urnsfLI u9iiS4 t 'testlig
can see anyth'hE III .haI manu-
Scrlpt OF yours. otrugsi!hg Author WIN
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Iliden-By the way. tldgett: ana Xomi
eyer see me Merchant or Venice
holton- w ny, my denr boy, never
was IN Venice ~ my ne HOW could
! nave seen MN: 10y me way, Il there
Willis "Eba, make vo, o. bl,o Wal.
laco y, yollaea WI, sho,,ia,,,t ha
ratarrh no eouldn't cnre ana ! LOT hin,
trv his hand nm me /" ..lvoII ubot ~
+ j., wv ~ o,re,I "a so,'aa 4 :,
Appropriate. n Auber-"This is tho
Landscape | wanted Won TO suggest n IL
tie for" Critteek-"H rather impress
sionistic. Why not call it Homer"
DAuber-" Home? Why" Crtteek-
Because there's no place like it."-Phil-
This, said the guide, with an impress
donna 10y Raphael. 1t is valued mt close
10 one million dollars
All" remarked the American tourist
And does that include the ame?'-
Wherein 1t Failed-"Why didn't the
tenor sing tonight? He has such a sym
pathetic voice We'll. the reason he
didn't sing was that his voice wasn't
sympathetic enough to touch the mana
ger for weeks salary overdue. Phila-
First Uunter-"It was vour fault 7
didn't shoot thar deer mis- morning =
second Hunter-.Ny foult =, US I
saw something moving Whom .oia
Is thot Won. Tim the door ran %n~f
time I'm going to say nothing and sboot'
<n ionk ont - nstnn Pnst '''' smut
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w'li,n' R,,r5;oi. l ""u"t ~ +" el9 .;
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,oi"3 '1'u ,, ai"UI M.nuoM ana
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IN bas I'oln3 NV, u" " nSSeq; ny
,rbe natroIrnam ,.a III ~ n,,. S"'u "uiu''A'
i"e V"''''H'"" ""'Neu away
Aecnracy.- lhey ten me you came out
on YOUR recSh' campaign with coiors hy.
a ,,i}.,,. S"tn re TRENT. don know,
answered senator sorghum; ''muVht