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Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
ITEMS Of INTEREST,".

Ehe government distributes $1,000,
ESQ yearly among agricultural colleges
Nineteen states have either held OF
are to hold state conventions to boon
the movement for good roads during
the year 1901.
In the year 1900 out Of 1855 raid.
on Illicit stills 673 were made in Geor
gia, which is a prohibition state ex
cept as to four of its, cities.
Every Big hotel IN New York suffers
from the souvenir spoon mania. Many
a fair guest, with no thought Of petit
larceny, will appropriate a bit Of silver
"as the memento Of very pleasant
evening"
The new White star steamship Celt.
ic, the largest afoat, is engined to
steam but II knots an hour. Her
builders believe that not everybody il
In tearing hurry, and they are prob.
ably right la
The factory Inspector Of Rhode Is.
land reports that in that state more
than 5000 boys and girls under Il
ssears of age are at work in factories
and hence growing up, most Of them,
in ignorance.
With the assistance Of the latest ma
chimes it is said q piece Of leather can
be transformed into a pair of boots
in "a minutes, in which time it passes
through the hands Of SO people and
through Is machines.
A few weeks ago q poor Mississippi
river fisherman living at Lansing, Ia,
dug UP some mussels for bait. His
wife picked up one casually from a
heap, opened It and found what is
now declared to be one of the finest
fresh water pearls II the world.
The highest telegraph poles In the
United States have Just been erected
in Beaumont, Tex. So far as known
they are the highest in the world, their
tops being $50 feet from the ground.
They carry, Western Union cable
across the Neches river, a span IA
feet in length.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
First Aug. 24-Last Sept. 2.
Ordinance No. 70.

AN ORDINANCE RELATING TO AND
REGULATING THE USE OF WATER
FROM THE WATER WORKS OF THE
VILLAGE OF MORRIS, FOR THE
PURPOSE OF SPRINKLING LAWNS
AND GARDENS. ETC, AND AMEND
ATORY OF ORDINANCE NO. 60 AS
| AMENDED BY ORDINANCE NO. 81
EDAPPROVED JULY 10, 1900.
The Common Council of the Village Of
Morris do ordain:-
That section twenty-five E22l of Ordin.
ance Number Si1ty-ThreeI63l as the same
Seven 1871 be and the same is hereby
amended so as to read as follows:
SECTION %. Water for sprink1ing lawns
yards, gardens, street and sidewalks,
May to the first day OF October in each
year and between the hours of five o'clock
and eight O'clock a. ra. and between the
hours of six o'clock and nine o'clock o. m.
In no case shall hose larger than three.
quarters of an inch in diameter be used
for sprinkling purposes and no such hose
shall be used forSpTinkling purposes un.
less there is attached to the same noz-
z1e of not more than one quarter of an
inch in diameter or "a lawn sprinkler with
rotating arms.
suffer any Of the provisions Of this ordi.
nance to be Vjoaated,it shall be the duty OF
the village engineer in charge of the
waterworks to shut off the water from the
premises of such person or persons so
violating or permitting to be violated,
any of the PROVISIONS Of this ordinance.
It shall be the duty Of the Village En-
ately in charge of the waterworks system
20 see that the provisionsaof this crdi-
nance are enforced.
This ordinance shall not apply to per
SONS using water through meter
This ordinance shall take effect and be
in force from and after it's passage.
Approved, Aug. 16, 1901
III. T. BEVAaJS,
President of the Common Council of the
Village of Morris,
, Attest:
C. B. BURPEE,
Recorder.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
PERSONALITIES.

/ DR.. Henry Helfrich, who has recently
celebrated his ninety-eighth birthday
still practices at his home in Allen
town, Pa.
Geronimo, the noted Indian, has an.
hounced his conversion to Christianity
and is to all appearances most de-
vont believer.
Baron Mount Stephen has given G4O,-
900 to the Presbyterian Church Of Scot.
land, the income to go to ministers in
his native district of Aberdeenshire and
Banffshire.
]. Pierpont Morgan was for several
years a student at the University Of
Gottingen and there won distinction
and a notable prize for excellence as q
mathematician. fM
Ten years after failing In the wooden
business in Minneapolis an employer
returned and paid his former employees
the $4,000 he owed them. He is now
Senator Gibson Of Montana.
At the funeral Of the late Professor
Joseph lie Conte, the moral scientist
the coffin was draped with cloth Of
blue and gold, the colors Of tie Uni.
versity of California, with which insti-
tuition he was for 50 long connected.
Lord Strathcona, the Canadian
statesman, is not only notable in BUSH
ness and religious affairs, but is a
thorough sportsman. He is commo-
dore of the Royal St. Lawrence Yacht
club of Montreal, president Of the Win
nipeg Rowing club and patron Of the
Manitoba and Quebec Rifle association.
Prince Alfonso Of Bavaria has re-
ceiyed his discharge from the army of
that country, a thing which he. applied
for because Of his superiors' criticism
upon his handling Of his cavalry at
last falls maneuVers. He was a major
general, is but 80 years old, good
sportsman and generally very popular.
Professor William De Witt Alexan-
der, who recently resigned from the
Hawaiian department of surveys and
accepted a place in the United States
coast and geodetic survey, is one of the
greatest authorities on everything per-
tanning to the Hawaiian Islands and
has written several books on such SUBJ
jects.
Captain Hawkins, a colored man of
Atchison, Kan, served in Cuba with
the Twenty-third Kansas and then
went to the Philippines with COM
mission In colored regiment there.
But he did not return with his regi-
ment. He has purchased two fine
farms on Luzon, stocked them with
1000 head of sheep and besides has
developed tobacco plantation.
Sir FL. ampbell-Bannerman, the
leader of the English Liberals, is a
scholar as well as politician and a
representative Of the old type of Eng
lishmen in public life. John Morley
said of him once that he was probably
the only member Of the commons who
had his Virgil and his Horace as readi-
" at his tongues end as was the GUS
tom century ago.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Hawaiian Chinese Are Americans.

Honolulu, Aug. IA, via San Fran
cisco, Aug. 23.-United States Judge
Estee has decided that all Chinese
born in the Hawaiian islands are
American citizens, no matter under
what government they were born. The
decision was rendered in the case Of
two Chinese born under the Hawaiian
monarchy who visited China recently
and on return were denied admission.
Judge Estee declares that the organic
act Of the territory made Americans
of all citizens Of the republic, and the
laws Of the republic and monarchy
made all persons born here citizens
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
HBA Wy INCREASE
PROPOSED GERMAN TARIFF WILL
SERIOUSLY AFFECT UNITED
STATES TRADE.
CONSUL MAsoN's REPORT

Gays the New Measure Advances the
import Duty on Food Materials
Meats and Live Animals FROM so to
800 Per cent-on Manufactured Ar
ticIes Bicycles and Shoes Come in
for the Most Notable Increase.
Washington, Aug. 23.-The state de.
NArtment has received from Consul
General Mason at Berlin long report
setting forth in detail the features OF
the proposed new German tariff which
will most materially affect United
States products. BY far the most i'm
portant OF these is noted in the ad.
vances Of from SO to 800 per cent in
the rates on food materials. meats and
Hive animals. The present treaty rate
on wheat Of SO cents would be in
creased under the new bill to $1.54 per
100 kilograms. The United States
sent 465,933 metric tons of this COM
modify to Germany last year.
AS to the American manufactures
the most notable advances made by
the new bill are in the rates on bicy-
cles and shoes. An American bicycle,
Weighing about 22 pounds, would pay
$3.57 import duty, instead Of about
$1.25 as at present. Shoes would pay
about double their present rate.
Mr.. Mason states that public dis
cassion Of the tariff measure is con-
fined to two points-the alleged in.
adequacy Of the proposed duties on
manufactured goods and the effect
that heavy advanced rates on food ma
terials will have on the non-agricul-
tural class.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
OA5ToHEAo.
1a,.,.4ba The Kind You Have Always e
! = l J, Z Z Z T.

Don't be Satisfied with temporary
relief from indigestion. Kodol Dys:-
Eepsia Cure permanently and com;
pletelv removes this complaint. Ii
relieves permanently because it allows
ne tired stomach perfect rest. Diet
ing won't rest the stomach. Nature
receives supplies rom the food we
eaG. The sensible was to help the
stomach is to use Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure, which digests what you eat and
can't help but do you good,
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
A Gifted Citizen,

"Yes, stranger, over yonder is tn
very spot where Buckskin Pete passeR
In his last checks. A great man, straD-
ger. There wasn't nothing around thes@
diggings thet Pete couldn't have for
tn asking"
'.He must have had a remarkansz-
pull"
'Thet's it. You've hit 1t. He hsd
tn quickest pull of any fe1ler thsE
ever come over tn ridge. Derne6 Ell
he didn't seem to pull an shoot at tn
very same time. Poor old Petev'-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
The same Boat:

The proud girl scorned my suit. SEa
was rich, | was poor.
But the next day her father lost all
eve are in the same boat now" si1Sf3
I jeeringly, but politely.
81 'Yes, but of course there are fEEE
and second cabins" said she, shfye1.-
ing. however. as If she something mis-,
doubted.-Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

Naggus (literary editorl- BorHs' las
book Is called "Blue Blood It's awfuA
rot, bue don't want to hurt his fees
ings by saying SO.
Mrs. Naggus- Can't you say Il tp
written in the authors best vein2-
Chicago Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
lie Was Rignt.

''Rut e. was rtght!' he grotegte1
with his dying breath I'D rather be-
right than be-king-so p
'.NIy poor man." said the parsons
soothingly, what was the contentionF
81 told-my-wife she couldn't-hit--
the side-of-a barn with-a--bricE-
She didn't, reverend sir. she-used=
an-ax?'-Denver Times.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
1885, :, -
HAVE. YOU SEEN HINT

He wears FL automobile coat
With flaps and tucks end belt
And automobile trousers, too,
OF heavy goods like felt;
Acap, With visor fierce and long,
Gives him soldiers air,
And goggles some two inches wid0 N
Protect from dust and glare.
Again he wears goifng suit
The knickers cut just so
With golfng cap and golfng shoes
And golfng ties, you know:
He carries funny looking clubs 81
Whene'er he wears this suit
And often chuckles broadcast Scotch
With t.Hoot, mon, hootl"
And then he wears his working ,clothe5 :
OF common fabric, they;
He speaks Of them as does the man
Who labors by the day.
But, though he has his auto suit,
No lever does he jerk, s
Nor does he drive the golfng ball, @ =
Nor does he ever work.
Baltimore AmellsazS-
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Northwestern Fleur outnut.

Minneapolis, Aug 2s-Acording to
The Northwestern Miller the -four out
put at Minneapolis last week was 1923, :
600 barrels, compared with 245,510 for
the corresponding week Of 1900. SUI
perior and Duluth ground 1880 bar.
rels. Sales we're well up to the output,
though little new business with for
eigners was transacted.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
IMMIGRATION FRAUDS.

Collision Between Inspectors and Of
GERS of Ocean Liners.
New York, Aug. 23-More arrests
in connection with the alleged frauds
practiced by officers on westernbound
Atlantic liners and in collision, it is
said, with immigration inspectors. are
likely to be made in the. near future.
The investigation is being conducted
under the, direction. Of Assistant Com
missioner of immigration insolvency,
and at every step, it is said, the devel-
opments point to frauds extending
over a very long period involving the
officers on several lines of steamers.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
In Her Line.

The woman of sensations was under
discussion.
"She's going on the stage, they say"
"For heavens sake, what can she
dor
"Well. in view of her matrimonial
experience it has been suggested that
she might make hit as a lightning
change artist" Chicago Post.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
HIS m,ssaka.

Mr.. Straits-It may seem a strangR
thing for me to do on such short aes-
Quaintance. Miss Slasher. but havGe
called to pledge you my love.
Miss Slasher-You have made q uosS-
take, Mr. Straits. Miss EisenhefHeE~
the pawnbroker's daughter. lives in thB
next block. Boston Courier. sc
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
(3eta An0ther chance.

Angry Patron Look hereI This steak
8 80 tough that haven't been able to
bite It yet and | want a rebate for I'll
Head Waiter Very sorry. sir, but |
do not think we can give yon a rebate.
You might try q rebite, however,
Baltimore American.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Failed at the Crucial Moment.

Didn't you tell nae you went out
west once on train in which there
was a man who drilled the passengers
In the proper tactics for repelhng strain
robbers?'
eyes"
"And YET the train was held m and
the passengers robbed before it req Oh
ed It's destination, wasn't ito"
eyes"
How did that happen?'
"The man that drilled us was the
first one who got scared, and of course
we couldn't do anything without the
word of command. Chicago Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
nnannnnaafnn.

Quinn--I don't see how q man who
has failed q score Of times could giVe
much advice in book, ''How to Ge&
Rich"
De Fonte- oh. yesl You see he enc
nerates all the schemes he tried, aUda
yen can steer clear OF them. Chicagae
News.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
TWO VieWa.

He saw her on her bicycle.
'Ah,o he exclaimed, ''such symmetry,
such perfection, such grace, such a
lOVely TORN rx sye -"I-~---.-.- ;,s.
He saw her at the seashore.
"Great guns, I've got emp he hol-
Tered.
1t may have been inelegant to holler,
but he was too shocked to calculate
Denver Times.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
aomefhing Retween Thern.

81 have called" began Mr.. ForcheB
Hunt, ito speak to you about your
daughter You must have noticed that
there is something between u.s.
mo" replied Mr.. Goldrox, 'but FEE
sure there will be pretty SOON"
"Ahp'
.Tt will be the Atlantic ocean. PTw
gong to send her abroad until shee
learns a little sense"
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Sic nidn,tl. marc q 3. SAFE.

Ugly Customer What price did you
say this gown was?
Pretty Milliner- One hundred and ten
dollars, madam.
Ugly Customer CATER pause)-Do Don't
you think it rather a dreadful figure?
Pretty Milliner Well, madam. since
you say so. it is not the best have
seen, but think you'll find the gown
will hide it.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

Chimmie Yes, ladies', &c score wGzs
&c. to %. Three men were on base, azR.
wuz Just ready ter make er hol1ae
run-an as.. .s.
The Ladies-And then?
Chimmie Me mother called me In
New York journal.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Another one.

Pepprey-T fellow makes me
tired
NndeI-- What's the matter with himy
Pepprey On, there are some people
that are never satisfied TO know that
a thing is so, but are continually ask
ing the why and wherefore.
Nudel-That's SO. / wonder why It
is? .ss
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

In cases of cough or Group give the
little one One Minute Cough Cure.
Then rest easy and have no fear. The
child will be all right in a little while
I, never fails. Pleasant to take, al
ways safe sure and almost instan-
taneous in effec;. j. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
Thoae sporty Sen urohfnp..

What's all the fuss about 0veg
there9" asked the bluefish of the cod
fish down in the briny deep.
'Oh, it's nothingp returned the COO
fish carelessly. "Only a lot OF thosR
sea urchins having fun with dogfsM
with q can tied to its tail. New York
Times.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
DoinR 8 Douhla rur

'That boy Of ours Is little too
clever"
What is his latest freak?"
81 just found out that he can whist
beautifully out OF one corner OF hiss
mouth and at the same time stuff iare,
into the other corner. ~ Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
JAPAN PROTESTS.
Discrimination Against Ladies' by In.
spectors at Honolulu.

SPTCtUF6 at F1OJDIUlWs
London, Aug. ga dispatch to The
Times from Toxic says there is great
and growing indignation in Japan in
consequence of the insulting discrim.
nation of the Hawaiian medical in.
spectors against japanese ladies trav.
cling by steamship.
The correspondent adds that these
outrageous measures supplementing
previous acts of outrageous differen-
tiation in Hawaii and San Francisco
create the conviction that Japan's re-
lations with the United States will be
impaired unless some corrective meas
ure is speedily adopted.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

bat Sou chiIlun been dolnY'
We amt been doin nethin. :
'Deah me! You grow noah like
yonah pa every day. Indianapolis
News.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

nsao LAND OFFICE AT ST. CLOUD
August 9, 1901.
3 Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the Clerk of the District
Court at Morris, Minnesota, on
September 23rd, 1901, viz: Carl Johnson
HE. 1920, for the NE "a sec. IA. Twp LIS
Range A.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz:-J. w. Eddy
and o. Seaman, of Morris, Mimi, and John
Heuer and c. A. Brink, of Chokio, Mimi.
NJ. d. TAYLOR, Register.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
He Dfdn't nave q Chance.

Sylvester--I wonder If he thoughS
twice before be married her
Featbersone-It isn't likely. She waSa
widow. Smart Set,
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

Z Mrs Blank This ls the third time
I've given you something to eat.
Weary Wackford Yes, mum, an II
You ever are lookin for a position as
cook III be pleased to give you rec.
ommendation. Chicago News.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
To Curea Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. 3. W.
@ rove's signature is on each box. 25c
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
WHY He Was Running,

The tramp was hitting the high
places across the meadow. with q big
brindle pup at his heels, and as he
passed the owner Of the dog the Latter
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24

Hey! Whatever runnin ferT
"Me dogs too fat, an I'm giyin him
exercise" was the reply. Denver
Times, VISA !-5.. ~
Morris tribune., 1901-08-24
First Aug, l7,-last Sept. p,
Notice for Publication.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
.nsSa3 LAND OFFICE AT ST. CLOUD.
A..nsA o-1on1
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
THURSDAY, AUG. 18th.

IdURSDA I, AUG. lDtn.
For this excursion the very low rate
OF So. 90 for the round trip to Salt Lake
City has been made; tickets limited to
IS days from date of sale. Special train
will leave Grand ) upction at 800 p. IN.
Saltair Beach will be at it's height in
August-salt water bathing almost a
mile above sea level the Mormon Tenn
pie, Tabernacle and Church Institutions,
Sauitarium, Hot and Warm Sulphur
Springe, Parks, Drives. the glittering
Salt Palace with its saucer track bicycle
races and vaudeville shows, the Lagoon,
Canyon and nearby mountain and lake
resorts are but a few Of the attractions
OF Salt Lake City. No one who has the
time can afford to overlook this trip.
For any additional information call on
the agent at Grand Junction, or write
Geo w. Heintz, Assistant General Pas
seneer Agent, Salt Lake City.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
Administrators Notice.

Estate of Samuel H. Quacken bush, de-
ceased. The Undersigned, having been ap-
pointed administrator of the estate OF Sam
uel H. Quackenbush, late of the county of
Mesa, and state of Coorodo deceased, here
by gives notice that he will appear before
the county court of Mesa county, at the June
term, on the last Monday in August next, at
which time all persons having claims
against SAID estate are notified and request
ed to attend for the purpose of having the
same adjusted, All persous Indebted to said
estate are requested to make immediate
payment to the undersigned.
Dated this 18th day of July, A. d. 1901.
L. f. INGERSOLL,
Administrator.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
ATRlP TO THE pAN.AMERlCAN
Or "Around the World in Thirty
Minutes" at the Park Mon
day Evening August s.

Closing soiree Of the dancing school
Monday evening August 5th, at the Park
opera house. A grand cotillion or Ger
man, entitled "a trip to the Pan Ameri-
can will be presented, in which proper
ties imported from Europe will be in ev.
ideDce.
This ia the famous society dance Of
which you read in classic literature.
New York's Four Hundred have used it
exclusively since Col )nial Times.
Admission, so cents per couple; spec
tators 25 cent?; children under II years
OF age, Is cents. An entertainment t
worth dollar to anyone.
Doors open at $50 o'clock; dancing
bsgins AZ 8.
SAM FLINT.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
Excursion Rates to the East.

Via the Santa Fe Route, in effect un-
til September 18th, at rate OF one fare
plus 50 90 to all points in the East. In
quire about our homeseekers rates to
California points.
Full information upon application to
j. P. Hall, General Agent Santa Fe
Route, Denver, Colo.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
OUR CASH SYSTEM

Is growing more popular daily. 1t
is not hard to understand why we
can sell shoes cheaper than others,
because everybody knows th,t re-
tailers get discount when they pay
spot cash as we do, and as we give
credit to no one, we have no bad
debts. We make small profit on
each pair OF shoes, and SO do you.
THE BOSTON SHOE STORE.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
Annual Excursion to Salt Lake.

Thursday, August Is. For this ex-
cursion the very low rate OF SO for the
round trip to Salt Lake City has been
made. Tickets limited to fifteen days
from day of sale. Special train will
leave Grand Junction at 9p. M.
Saltai, Beach will be at it's height in
August salt water bathing almost q
mile above sea level-the Mormon Tenn
pie, Tabernacle, and church institutions,
Sanitarium, Hot and Warm Sulphur
Springs, Parks, Drives, the glittering
Salt Palace, with its saucer track bicycle
races, and vaudeville shows, the Lagoon,
Canyon. and nearby mountain and lake
resorts, are bu. few Of the attractions
Of Salt Lake City.
No ono who has che time can afford to
overlook this trip. F,r any additional
information call on the agent at Grand
junction or write George w Heintz,
Assistant General Passenger Agent, Salt
Lake City.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
THE COLORADO MIDLAND
RAILWAY
Double Daily Service
East and West.

From the Atlantic to the Pacific.
Splendid Equipment, Excellent Service,
Prompt Schedule. The short line to all
points East and South.
East Bound-Leaves Grand Junction at
8:15 a. m. and 6:45 p. IN.
West Bound-Arrives at Grand junction
at 1909 p. m. and 11:09 p, IN.
Through Tourist Cars to st. Paul MINI.
every Wednesday.
Through Tourist Cars to Chicago Ill. every
Thursday and Friday.
Reclining Chair Cars on all trains. Seats
Free. Solid trains of cnair cars, coaches
and Pullman Palace Sleeping cars to Glen
wood, Leadville, Cripple Creek, Pueblo and
Denver through the heart of the Rockies
and the best of Colorado Scenery.
For tickets, folders and any information
call on or address,
W. r. PECK, City Agent.
Grand junction, Colo.
c H Speers, Ass. Gen. Pass. Agt
Denver, Colo
H Bush, Traffic Manager,
Denver, Cole
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05

The operation of through trains
between San Francisco and Los
Angeles, via Surf and Santa
Barbara, began Sunday, March
81, 1901, on the
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05

Fishing tackle OF every description,
bamboo poles. baskets. nammocKs, etc,
going at big reduction at
The Thompson JeweIry & Music Co.
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05
Annual Excursion to Salt Lake.

THE BOSTON SHOE STORl
The daily sentinel., 1901-08-05

Land and Mineral Surveys.
Surveys and Construction Of Irrigation
Canals and Reservoirs
Reports Made on Mines, Assays With and
Complete Analysis Minerals.