The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-10-24
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People.

saw a novel wedding procession
last night. A young couple had had
the temerity TO stand UP before
clergyman and agree TO elesve only TO
each other.
Whereat their friends decided that
the event should be fttingiy observed.
They secured five express wagons and
into these, packed ss tightly as they
could get, they placed the young
women. The men were on the seats:
the women were on the floors of the
vehicles.
Two OF the express wagons preceded
and three followed hack
in which were ensconced the
victims of the demonstrs tion.
Blowing OF horns, ringing of
sconced the victims OF the demonstra-
tiou Blowing of horns. ringing of
bells. peals OF laughter as the wagons
iolted over crossing or encountered
an obstacle in the highway. drew
everybody's attention to the gaily be-
decked hack. on the rear of which was
fastened huge white card bearing I'm
large black characters the legend:
AT Last.
The inference 10 be drawn from this
was either that there had been a long
drawn-out courtship which worried
the neighbors or Il was a sort of "A
forlorn hope that had Unexpectedly
been realized.
This Schley inquiry ought to have
- ~. st..Ir.
too much Katy-dIa Ksty-didn't bust
ness attached 10 IL. Just the same
the applicant is knocking tar out of the
Sampson contingency's yarns. Truth
is mighty and will prevail.
Here! here, What has this man
Webster got for sale that the Ameri-
cas- cup Is TO be- used by him for sd-
Vertising purposes" aueried the Cheer
ful idiot. sir Tummas Lipton's tea
business was doomed under the suIse
OF two challenges for the cup and now
somebody named Webster, who Is i'm
Ceylon, says that II Sir Tummss
doesn't challenge he will"
II presume that they raise things
other than taxes and tea In India"
This man Webster may he I'm the
spice business II he is will he call
his challenger 'So-long. Ceylon. or will
he build two boats calling them Nut
meg | and Nutmeg Crater"
Il dunno!
JIH.L LIIaniry's horse, Audubon Boy.
Is fast one. Yesterday the PAGER
made a half r1ile in l:ooi. beating the
worlds record,s
The Dolefu One says that MIR Han
Icy is increasing the PAGERS speed by
keeping him on a hop diet
u. Frank Ham IL something Of an
authority on good many things. We
were talking I'm the Sixth district court
Yesterday OF the wonderful inventions
" the age
THAT reminds me- said the deputy
sheriff that years ago Cornelius Rem
nett. father-iu-law OF ex-Chief OF Police
BENJAMIN child arose I'm a public
meeting and said that he expected that
sometime q man would he able to
stand In this city and converse readily
with a friend i'm New York: and that
some of his auditors might live TO
know that people aboard ships. so far
apart that one vessel could not see
the other would talk as though no
space interviewed
Mr.. Bennett was at once set down
a. crazy and he was prosecuted not
little for bis insane prophecies
lie had. 50 IL would now seem.
power 81 discernment. prophetic
mind. Far in advance or his time. FOR
tho telephone u here and wireless
teleeraphS has heen 80 far developed
that ships ~ miles apart exchange
communications
The moral ~ this" said Mr. Ham.
''ls that whatever IL advanced aS being
within the realm Of possibility. IN
mechanical ats. science aud even
communication with tho inhabitants of
other planets had best he tskeu a.
possible and not sunmarily sconed az
and dismissed - utterly improba
Speaking of things iuxtaposition.
UorfCrd string ~ HraV squirrels and
the door cf Westminster street mar
ket today
Right side OF this game was glass
case fuli ~ pendant hair switches.
These also were in shades ~ gray.
neht brown ana darn brown,
Ten feet distant n was hard - tell
which was switch