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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-07-10
TERRIBLE RAIN STORM.
me DnmnEe 10 Farm Lands In the
vicinity Of LynchburE, Tenn,
Was Grent.

Nashville, Tenn, July s.-A rain
storm approaching a cloudburst swept
over Lynchburg, Moore courtyard it's
vicinity. Mulberry creek. which half
way encircles the town. rose ten feet
IN less than 40 minutes. washing away
lumber, fences and buildings. The
post Office at County Line had 10 he
anchored 10 prevent its being demol-
lshed. The damage TO farm lands is
very heavy. Thousands Of rails were
lost and much wheat in shocks swept
away. In some instances the grow
'ng corn was totally destroyed. On
the farm of Mrs. Callie Bobo, where
wheat threshing was in progress, the
thresher and loaded wagon were
carried some distance by the flood.
No loss of life has been reported.
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TRANSPORT MCPHERSON.
Months work Raised and lowed
To New York.

New York. July s.--Two Merritt &
Chapman wrecking steamers arrived
Sunday from Matanzas. bringing into
port the United States transport
MCPHERSON. which went ashore Feb
ruary about II miles west OF Matan-
zas. The wrcckcrs have worked near
~ five months ON the transport.
Many times the holes i'm the bottom
were stopped only TO work open
again by unfayorabe weather. The
trasport was finally hauled off June 1
end taken to Matanzas. After n
months work in preparing the wreck
err Vest for sea the three steamers
sailed June 30 for this port.
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PRINCE Won HoHENLoHE.
"eSSnReS OF sympathy over His
Denth Received From Number
Of Crowned Heads.

Berlin. July Sin n Telegram 20
The members Of the family, Emperor
william has expressed his deepest
sympathy in The death OF Prince Won
HohenlUhe. Messages of sympathy
have also been received from number
o. other European crowned heads. in
Guiding one from Emperor Nicholas.
Prof. Ernest. Of Zurich. has embaIm-
ed the body. which will be- removed
Tuesday 70 SchillinRsfuerst. Bavaria.
Two sons Of the former imperial
chancellor. his daughter. son-in-Iaw
AMI several grand children have ar
rived in Ragatz, Switzerland, where
nc died.
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CAUSED BY JEALOUSY.
Edward Luthy shot and Killed His
Wife md Then Turned the
Weapon on Himself

New York, July S.-Edward Luthy,
AZ years of age, bookmaker on the
eastern race tracks, who lived here
with his wife, Abbic J.. Luthy, and
four of her children by former hus-
band, killed his wife by shooting her
In the head Sunday evening after she
had taken refuge on fire escape.
Then he shot himself, but may recov-
or. Dozens of pedestrians on Park
avenue, opposite the house where the
Luthys lived. saw the woman killed
and saw her body fall from one land
ing Of the fire escape TO the one be-
low. jealousy and a quarrel growing
out of delayed dinner is supposed
10 have been the cause of the shoot
ing.
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COOL BREEZES.
Term of Hot weather mt ChicnEo Is
Broken-FnII Of Mercury steady
Until 20 Was Reached.

Chicago. July Cool breezes from
the northwest broke the term of heat
weather. but before they came nine
people had died, more were pros
trated, and one man attempted sui
eide
The maximum temperature of the
day was in the weather bureau, 90
degrees; on the street level. %. The
wind blew hard all day, shifting from
the southwest to the northwest. but
at sunset it settled in the latter point
aud the fall of the mercury was
steady until rs was reached
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DOUBLE TRAGEDY.
Raymond AIbcrs, Aged ~. shot and
KILLED samuel KOhIer. IL, md
Then Hanged HimseIE

Albany, y. Y. July 5.-Raymond
Albers. a 1G-yearold lad. shot Eman-
uel kohler. boy of ~ years. and
then hanged himself. The boys were
playmates. and according to state
ments by neighbors they had quarrel
ed some days ago. Albers is the son
OF Albert Albers, well known paint
er. and Koehler is the son of Rev. John
T. Kohler, "A minister of the Gospel
The rifle used was % Flobcrt. The
ball struck Koehler in the left brea 81
and passed through his heart. He died
almost instantly.
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spirituality Us not spaamodic
Your soul cannot eat l. " proxy.
TerminoiOZy has often terminated
truth
so man lives for Christ tin he has
died with HIM.
When the devil pregohes Ie7ve your
purse az home.
Tn, sunlight Of yesterda. is pre-.
served in the flowers Of to-day.
The flowers Of time must fall when
the fruit ripens for eternity.
The word OF The saint ought TO be
better security than the bond Of the
yinrer.-Ram's Horn.
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MRS. NATIONS CRUSADE.
OF knnsRs' New Liquor Laws
was UnconHtItutIonaI.

Fort Scott. Kan, July s.-A jury OF
the most prominent business men of
Fort Scott was just four minutes in
finding one of the states lcw liquor
laws passed as n result of Mrs. Ma
tiou's crusade unconstitutional II
was the inquisitiOn law. which author.
izes county attorneys 10 summon ard
examine witnesses touching their
knowledge Of the violation OF the law
Dan r Campbell, an attorney, who
was summoned. refused 20 testify
and was arrested. The jury acquitted
him. though he admitted the .harge
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THE KANSAS WHEAT CROP.
There Ia Short0Ee of Cars 60 Move
It, Although the Marketing
Has Barely Begun.

Kansas City. july s.-Therc is n
shortage Of cars TO move the Kansas
wheat crop. although the marketing
of that cereal has barely gotten un-
der way. The wheat movement
started much earlier this year owing
10 the fine harvest weather. and the
railways. II is reported. are unable
10 care for 1t. One railroad has con-
tracted for 900 new cars 10 be de-
nNercd This month.
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Telluride. Col, July s.-Thc strike
in the SmugRler-Union mine is over.
After conference lasting three hours
Sunday afternoon an agreement was
reached between Manager Collins and
the union. II provides that the man
ngement will not discriminate against
Union men
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Hamilton, Mo-. July 6.-Thc bust
ness portion Of Polo, town OF 900
inhabitants, on the Chicago. Milwau-
l<ee and 81. Paul road. in Caldwell
county, has been destroyed by fire.
entailinR a loss Of over $4,000. The
Bank Of Polo and twenty buildings
burned
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St. Louis, July s-While sketching
on tho tracks OF the Burlington rail.
way, q mile and a half from LOUISE
ana. Mo, Miss Eva VI. Reed, assistant
librarian Of the Missouri botanical
garden. and well-known writer on
botanical and geological subjects,
was run over and instantly killed by
a passenger train late Sunday after
mon
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DID Irom HIs InInrle..

Syracuse, y. y, July s.-While a
Prof. Smith was attempting a
slide for life" at Watertown ON July
his apparatus broke and Henry Phil
lips 81 that city, fell 80 feet 90 the
ground. Phillips died Sunday. 10 has
been discovered that the rope hold
ing Phillips was cut. The officials are
investigating.
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Berlin, July Alexander Dunn. OF
Jnitcd states minister 10 Persia, WIS
passenger on the Canpania. Mr..
Bowen said that he had not been Of
fcial y notified that he was 20 be sent
~ minister to Venezuela in place Of
Mr. LOmis.
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Chicago. July s.-Policeman Mi
chael O'Malley. who had arrested
man for insulting women on Curtis
street Sunday night. was attacked by
two friends OF tho man under arrest.
The prisoner then stabbed tho police
man and then escaped, pursued by
the officer until he fell exhausted from
loss NJ bloOd
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Berlin. July SIN the bicycle com
petitions for the worlds champion
ships. which began here Sunday, the
hundred kilometer amatuer cham.
Pionship race was won by Robl, Of
Munich, In % ITO minutes.
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ST. Paul, Mimi. July s.-The board
OF pardons will on Monday afternoon
consider a long list of applications
for pardon or parole, the most inn
portant being the case Of James and
Coleman Younger. the former desper-
ADDE'S
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Copenhagen, July 6.-In the abb
seuce Of King Christian, the Crown
Prince Frederick Friday received Conn
mander John ". IIawley. Of the Unit
ed states training ship Hartford.
They had a long and cordial converse.
tom
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Sante Re, ~ NJ. July 6.--Josc SAN
chez was hanged at Silver City. He
faced death calmly. Sanchez killed
Catherine Almundarcs in q fit Of
anger last December, and was tried
and convicted.
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Detroit, July s.-Over 1000 dele
gates huye arrived IN the city 20 at
tend the 10th annual convention Of
the National Educational association,
which begins Tuesday.
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Clarks,ile, Tenn, July s.-Sampson
Lewis, farm hand, near Cedar Hill
Tenn. willie operating wheat thresh.
er fell INTO the machine and vas
ground 20 death before assistancs
could reach him.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16

A story is being told about German
who has q hotel far down town. An
artist-one of those barroom artists
who make pictures on mirrors with
soap-called on the German the other
day and asked for some work. "Well,"
the German said. you might paint a
brown bear on my sign. How much
would you charge to do it?" ''Two dol
lars" the artist answered. Thereupon
the contract was made, and the bear
was painted.
At the end of the job the artist said,
Don't you want me to paint a chain
on the bear?" would you charge ex-
ira for that?" said the German. Eyes.
That would cost 81 extra" 'Then |
can't afford to have 1t DONE" The art
list departed. That night it rained, and,
10, in the morning the bear had vanish
ed from the sign! The rain had washed
it away.
The German sent for the painter at
once. "My bear" he said reproachful-
", "fs gone" The other answered,
"Well, wanted to put chain on it,
didn't ~ The German then handed
out 49, 50 for the painting of another
bear, the third for chain to make the
picture permanent.
The chained bear now remains upon
the sign impervious to the weather.
Philadelphia Record.
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shrewd Thievery.

Americans who go abroad must ex-
pect to be robbed right and left, said
young man who recently returned
from a brief European tour. "One ex-
poets to be held up for all sorts of tips,
but when the beggars follow you home
you can't help feeling sort of admira-
ton for their ingenuity.
II went over on one of the Red Star
line boats, and the first thing did on
landing at Antwerp was to go to the
cable office and send a message to my
mother announcing my safe arrival.
paid the toll and thought no more
about it until got home, when among
my mail found a letter from the Ant
werp operator, addressed in care of my
mother, saying that through an error
he had not charged me enough for my
cablegram sent ON such and such a
date, that he had beer obliged to pay
tie difference out of his own pocket,
and as his salary was very small and
he had a large family and all that sort
of thing he felt sure l would reimburse
him.
"The amount was trifiing one, and
l did send him a foreign money order.
1 have since learned from experienced
travellers that I had been made the
victim of a systematic form Of robbery
and that scarcely a cablegram is sent
from the other side unless it is of
business nature that is not followed
by some such plea from the European
operator"
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A TERRIBLE TnIIker.

A we'll known Milwaukee lawyer
with q weakness for long stories was
a visitor at Madison ''once upon a
time," as the sto-y books put it.
He saw upon the register of the Park
hotel the name of Colonel Gabriel
Bouck of Oshkosh and decided that he
was in duty bound to call upon that
Nestor of the Wisconsin bar, especially
as they had both occupied the position
of grand master of the grand lodge OF
Wisconsin Masons.
He called on Mr.. Bouck in his room
in the hotel and found the Oshkoshian
In his shirt sleeves, yawning. He be-
gan on Masonry. First he gave his
views of the brotherhood, from the
building of Solomon's temple without
sound of tool or iron" down to date,
and then he started In on the chapter
Finally, startled by an extra yawn, he
broke off his story with;
"Well, Gabe, as 1 have been appoint
ed trustee for the Asylum For the Deaf
and Dumb / think had better go to
bed. l have to take an early train for
GAINESVILLE"
'.For lands sake! Is it possible that
YOU are going to learn to talk with
your hands too?" came the blunt reply
from the old lawyer Milwaukee Senti'
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16

They have curious laws in Vienna
and enforce them too. Recently Marie
Fried1 and Felix Kopstein. aged 10 and
10 years respectively, were walking
along a street in the Austrian capital
when they came across an old woman
staggering along under the weight Of a
heavy package. Moved by pity, they
offered to carry it for the old woman, a
proposition to which she readily ac-
coded. The kind hearted children had
not gone far before they were arrested
by "a policeman for carrying parcels
without a license The children were
taken to police station, where the Of
ficer in charge lectured them upon the
enormity of their offense. They were
kept under arrest for six hours and
then released with a warning.
1t seems that there Is corps OF
messengers" in Vienna to which a
municipal statute grants the exclusive
right Of carrying" inside the city. The
bay and girl had violated the law by
carrying the old woman's burden, and
under such an Interpretation of the
statute a man who carries package
for a woman with whom he is walking
may be run in" by the first policeman
who sees him.
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In October, 1864, Allatoona pass, a
defle in the mountains of Georgia, was
guarded by General Corse, with 1900
men. 1t was a strong, strategic point,
and, moreover, 100000 rations were
stored there. Fresich, the southern
general, with 5000 men, attacked the
garrison and drove the defenders into
a small fort on the crest Of the hill.
The battle was fierce. The northern
soldiers fell in such numbers that fur
Their fighting seemed folly.
But one of Corse's officers caught
sight of white signal flag fluttering
in the breeze on the top of the Kene-
saw mountain, across the valley, 10
miles away. The signal was answered,
and then came the inspiring message
from mountain to mountain: Hold
the fort. l am coming.-W. t. Sher-
man."
Cheer after cheer went up, and,
though hopelessly reduced in numbers.
they did hold the fort for hours until
the advance guard of Sherman's army
came to their relief. Six years later
2. z. Bliss. the evangelist, heard the
story in all its vivid detail from a sol
der friend and then wrote the words
and music of his famous hymn.-Pres-
byterian.
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PENNoYL IHNIA RAILROAD
The Standard Railroad of 4Ameyica. Pro-
teeted throughout BY Block Signals
and Interfering Syitehes.
IN EFFECT JUNE 20. 1901.

Trains leaps Mount Houu
For Philadelphia, $50, 800. 6.52, 7.l2 7.4s. 75I
sS4 s.46, $40. l.I7 A. M, 1882, LIS, 2.35, ABB
5l5, 6.22. 7.l5, s.37, l0.5oP M.
For Pemberton. 7.0i. s.27, 1883 A. NJ, LAT. 20S
4l5, SAB, $40, 7.26. P. N.
For BordenJown, Trenton and New York, 62s
740 9.l9, ll.O0. A. M, 1880, 800 4eO, 4.4O, ooo
7.25 p M.
ON Sundays, 9.25 A. M, 2.O5. 7.25 P.
For East Burlington, 6.2s, 7.25 7.4O. s.22. $50
9l9 1000, ll.00 A. M. 1885, $780, 400, 4.40, 5l5
55s 6.26. 7.25. S.45, 1900 ?. N.
sl5, 5.41, 4l5 500. 5.S5. sos, 625 TBS. sl5, slC
P.M
For Lewistown. Columbus. Kinkora. etc.,
l47 Ais p. NJ.
On sundays, 7.0l p. M.
For LumDerton, Medford, Marion and Had
donfeld. 9.35 A. N.
For vincentown, 1926, 10 P. M.
For Toms River Island Heights and Sea Side
Park, s.27. $50, A. M, EOS. All 5.4S, P. NJ
For Tuckerton and Beach Haven, $50 A. M,
4.49 p. M.
For Asbury Park and Long Branch. s.27. $50
A. M, EOS, All P. M.
On Sundays, S.l4 A.
7Yatns teGpe for Mount Holly as Jottotos:
From Philadelphia. 800, $40, 7.A, 9.l2. 1906
Il2OA. M, 1910. 80 800. 1852. 4l2, 4.32, 800.
$40, sos, 6.2S 500, lj.30 ll.50 P. M.
ON sundays, 7SO. 8. ID A. M. 100. 6.0O 1890 Pm.
From New YORK. via Trenton and Burlington.
500, $50. A. NJ. LOO. 800, 400. 800 800. p N.
A.
From Trenton, 6.45, 740. $780, LIB A. M, 2.55,
4.30, $40, 100. $50 P. M.
On Sundays, 6.l5, ll.55, A. M, 400, 9.O3, p n.
From East Burlington, 100, $780, 826, AS 9.2S.
1905. 1850 A. M, Z M, los. $3.50, 455, 90, &C.,
$50. 100. 7.50, $50. 1879 Pm; ,ooo oos
On Sundays, 7.55, 800, 1920. A. NJ, 1870, 2.S5.
1905, 345 4.sO, 455. $50. 800, 6S0 100, 75O, s46
1000P M.
VI I'M Toms River. 6.5e, s.O4. A. M. 1925. 8 Al.
6.26 P. M.
from Aspary Park, Zoo. lib A. M. 2.aO. 6.l5
From Medford, Il.55 Am.
From Long Branch, 6.45, 1888 A. NJ, 2.lO, 6.OO
Pm
From Pemberton. tnorth) 6s7, 7.22, 729 s.44.
100 A. M, 1887, LOO, 4.tS, All, s.22 Pm.
ON Sundays, TBS A. M, 600, 65S P. M.
From Pemberton (south), 7.33 A. M, 425, p M
On Sundays, 703P. NJ
FROM sincentown $50 A. NJ. 400 P. M
From Beach Haven. ITO A. M, 2-55 P. M
On Sundays, 525 P. M.
WEST JERSEY 8 SEASHORE RAILROAD
June 20, 1901,
Medford, Marlton and philadelphia.
Leave Medtord for Philadelphia at 700. 1907
A. M, 200. $40, P. NJ.
On Sundays, 100 A. M, 4.45 P. NJ.
Leave Marion tor Philadelphia at ia, 1920
A. NJ, go 1872, P. M.
On Sundays, Ill A. M, 4o9 7: M -. ,os
Leave Philadelphia, Market Street, TOR Med
ford and Marion at 200, 1915, A. M, $50. DIS
ON sundays, 800 A. NJ. 6.40P.M.
Leave Marion for Medford, S.l7, ll.sS A. NJ,
4.lS, go P. NJ.
On sundays, 9.52, A. M, LIB Pm.
For further particulars apply to the ucket
agent at the station.
j. b. HUTCHINSON, j. Il. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent
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Different sermons may be preached
from the same text, and there may be
more or less of truth In each of them.
Here is an account" said Mr.. Morse,
pointing to a paragraph in the evening
paper, "of the way in which a boy
was saved from drowning by mastiH
which belonged to his cousin. The boy
yentured too near the edge of a treach-
erous bank, lost his footing and fell
into the lake. The dog dashed in AFTER
him and succeeded in pulling him out
"There." said Mrs. Morse, turning an
accusing glance upon her 10-year-old
son. that shows how dangerous it Is
for a boy to go too near the water?
"Why, mother" said the boy In sor-
rowful establishment, Il thought father
read it because it showed how perfect
" safe I'd be wherever went If you'd
only let him buy me big dog!'
Mr.. Morse coughed and became DIS
creetly absorbed in the quotations OF
mining stocks.
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which of Your Eyes criess

1t seems positively absurd question
to ask, (Which of your eyes cries|
In an everyday, common or garden
cry it Is well known that salt tears
make their appearance and rush away
down the face seemingly as fast from
one as from the other, whichever the
"other" may be, but if careful note Is
made, more especially with emotional
people. it will be found that one OF the
eyes has a special emotional tendency
and often opens the tear valve before
Its companion has decided upon the I'M
happy event
Probably the best method Of discov-
ering the emotional eye is to attend a
pathetic stage play and when the weep
ing period comes along look out for
tear No. /.
The writer attended such piece re-
Gently and was somewhat astonished
to find that all his grief came from the
right eye.
Whether the solution to the problem
is to be found in the fact that he was
leaning on his right arm must and can
only be decided by an expert.
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oBsTINAcY.

It's the contrary chap that makes this world
vale of woe,
The fellow that keeps sayin '-yes" when keep
thinhn mo-
Or it's the other way round. Ny thoughts he
seems to guess;
He loudly hollers mo" whenever I'm thinkin
yes
I've done my duty by him; have labored day
by day
To lead him to the light an show the error of his
way.
I might as well be restin; I had better take a
nap
trairy chap
am sometimes sorry for him from the bottom Of
my heart
To see him so deluded In some lines he's really
smart,
But his way of gettin twisted on plain an SIM
pie fact
Is most exasperatin to mind that sees exact.
The queerest thing about him is that he never
see
That he is holdin out lin the truth instid Of me-
In speakin Of Contrary chaps he smiles ex-
ceedin grim
An honestly believes that that means me instid Of
him
Warrington Star.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16

MARY" said her father you have
been keeping company with that
Mitchell fellow for more than a year
now. This courtship must come to a
termination"
ooh. father. how can you talk so?
He is, oh. so sweet and nicer
"Ahr And the fond father arched
his eyebrows. Sweet and nice, Ell?
Has he proposed?'
"Well, father. not exactly" And the
girl hung her head and fingered the
drapery of her dress. HE hasn't ex-
actly proposed; but, then, last evening
when we were out walking we passed
by nice little house, and he said,
That's the kind of cottage I'm going to
live in some day and said, Yes and
then he glanced at me and squeezed
my hand. Then, just as we got by. l
glanced back at the cottage, and-and
l squeezed his handr'
"Oh. all. seer' said her father.
We'll Wen try him another week or
two."- London Answers.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16
THE MOTIVE POWER.

Not he who hews the tree with well aimed AZ,
Not he who tunnels through the stubborn stonAb
Not he who boasts the mettle Of Ajax
Nor, 2euslike, hurls thunder from throne,
But he who stoops to watch the daisy grow,
Who seeks the sap within the sapling's sheath
And he who learns by force Of mind to know
The marvels Of the universe beneath.
Not he who rests upon the glory won,
Not he who signs to have his life work through.
But he who, In the midst Of what is done.
Impatient stands for what is still to do.
-Mentrose J. Moses in Success
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16

"You say you think your boy has too
great an appetite?" said the physician
to an anxious mother. do you realize
how much a growing boy can eaty'
II should think | ought to If any
body does" returned the boys parent.
"I'll Just put the case to you. doctor
"Where we were, up In the noun
tains, the waitress would come In ana
say to my boy, we have fried fish,
steak. liver and bacon, baked and fried
potatoes. rye biscuit. mullins and dry
toast
And that boy Ned would say, III
take It all. please-and some eggs. n
Exchange
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16
Awful AmictIon.

Junior Partner received a note
from our bookkeeper this morning say
ing that he wouldn't be able to come to
work for several days.
Senior Partner What's the matter
With the man?
Junior Partner-Hi wife has been
cutting his hair.-Town Topics.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-07-16

Gentlemen of the jury" cried the
council for the defendant IF there ev
err was case which in any case must
be carefully compared with other cases
this case is that case"
(which case?" asked the puzzled
Judge.