Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1901-07-27


count as errors in ball game. !.
Mrs. Ed. Kelter, Of Winchester is
visiting Relatives in this city.
The fellow who doesn't have 70 be
in the sun has shade the better OF
it.
When poet writes sonnet TO his
lady love, should she be ayerse e.
him!
A man wants everything he ca get
and woman wants everything she
can't get.
This must be cold wave remarked
the red-nosed rnehriate when the bar
tender tagged him.
Some OF Sam Jones remarks at the
Inwood Campmeeting went in one
ear and out the other.
workmen found an empty grave
containing only lock OF hair IN a
Cumberland graveyard.
Cumberland will try 20 locomotives
engineers on charges OF keeping up
the whistllng nuisance
Mr.. Alfred Woods. of New Orleans,
La, is here on visit to his uncle.
Rev. DIR. f. NJ Woods.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. II. Gettinger left
for Washington Grove, Nd, where
they will spend several weeks.
Miss Nan Armstrong is visiting
Miss Sue Hartle III Hagerstown and
will visit friends in Greencastle and
For a period of unexampled pros
peritv, = there is good deal OF dis
turbance and discomfort in the labor
world.
Mr.. Samuel Gordon and daughter,
of Clarksburg, have been spending
several days with friends in Gerard
stown.
The fellow who wears his trousers
turned up at the bottom evidently
believes that one good turn deserves
another.
Isaac Post made two unsuccessful
attempt to commit suicide at Thomas
W. Va. first by drowning and then
by shooting.
After being out of date for a year
or two. the custom of wearing ear
rings is being revived. The ladies
will take notice.
Mr.. John Henshaw, formerly of this
city, now practing law in Fairmont.
is spending several days at his for
mer home here
John r. Mi,ey shipped from Rom
new Thursday three carloads of export
cattle, which weighed over l, ZOO
pound per head.
President Kruger will have the
heartfelt sympathy of all the world
outside of England, on the death OF
his wife, at Pretoria.
King Edward requests the members
of the House of Peers to "observe de
pertinent !" The President might as
we'll talk to Congress.
Miss Lizzie Bowers, Miss May
Young, and Master Oscar Young, OF
this city are visiting friends and re-
latives at Duquesne. Pa.
MIRA nd Mrs. Massey of Baltimore,
are spending some time with Mrs.
Massey's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Wm.
Smith. N. Queen street.
Ice cream sandwiches were sold In
large quantities in the crowd assem-
bled in Public Square to hear the City
Band concert last night
Miss Rhea Fahrney, who has been
spending month with relatives in
this city, has returned to Martins
burg. -Hagerstown Globe.
The Chicago hotel keeper who OBJ
jects to the shirt waist man because
che looks shriftless'' should look
again. He is simply coatless.
One boat four months out from San
Francisco has caught nine whales.
This sounds like q whaling big fish
story, but it Is said to be true.
MT. Dan1el bdker Oh tne otauuoiu
Lime and Stone Company is here on
business connected with the COM
pany's quarries i'll this county.
Burglars smashed two plate
glasses in Lipman's clothing store in
Suffolk, Va, and carried off cloth
ingyand small amount of cash.
Mr.. James Marshal, of Dayton, o.,
who has been spending sometime at
the home of SQUIRE Snyder and other
relatives in the city, returned home
Sunday.
Mrs. @. j. Faulkner Mrs. VIM.
White and Mr. G. J. Faulkner, Jr.,
left Tuesday morning over the Q. II.
r.. on a trip to the Pan American