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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
County bridges 10 be Repaired

At the special term OF county court
last saturday, the Fairmout and
Clarksburg Electric Railroad Company
By It's counsel, John a. Howard, filed
a petition, setting forth the fact that
they desired to repair and strengthen
the bridges used BY them in the con-
Struction Of their railroad, AID asking
the court to furnish lumber FOR repair
ing the floors u said bridges. II was
decided to furnish the lumber and de-
liver II upon the grounds FOR replacing
the floors. These hoorS are 10 be re-
placed at the expense o. the Electric
Railroad Company, As well as all other
repairs in strengthening the bridges,
The King Iron Bridge Company, Of
Cleveland, will do the iron work.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
Pstsrson.Taylor.

Mr.. Gus A.Peterson and Miss Matte
A Taylor we're married at the resi-
dence OF the brides aunt, Miss Jennie
Reed, ON Mechanic street Monday
evening. Rev. r. b. Mcdaniel was the
ofiiciating minister. Only members
Of the family we're present, Mr.. and
Ms. Peterson left on the e:44 train
for the east, where they win enjoy their
honeymoon, The groom is a native OF
Sweden but has been a resident OF
Clarksburg some time and IS employ
ed at Currence's jewelry store. He is
a young man OF sterling character and
a very competent goldsmith. The
bride is young lady Of amiable dlspo-
sltion and possesses that truly woman
ly nature which has drawn around her
a large circle Of warm friends. They
have our best wishes for happiness
and success.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
lAIIyEy ~. HARMER,
coMMIssIoNER,s SALE.

BY virtue or a decree OF the circuit
court Ut Harrison county rendered on
the 9th day OF May, 1901, in the chan
gerry cause OF Harvey w. Harlner as
signee Of & ID Ogden against Edward
James and Others, | will rs special
commissioner sell NJ public ontcry ut
The front DIOR Of the court house OF
Harrison county on the
Urn DAY or SEPTEMBER, 1901,
commencing at one o'clock p. M. the
house and lot mentioned and describ-
ed In said cause as situated In the Hon
aud BOughner addition 70 OlarksburR
and conveyed 10 said James by q ID
Ogden hy deed dated the 4th day OF
February, 1897, and now OF record IN
tina proper Office Of said county In Deed
Book No 100, page l76. This Is n de-
Slrable three room one story frame
house.
TERMS or SALE.
one third cash In hand on day Of
sale and the residue upon a credit OF
six and twelve months taking from the
purchaser notes with good personal SO.
curity bearing interest from day or
sale, and lien retained as further Sc
curlty, In case this property shall Do
sold and the terms not complied with
on day of sale By the purchaser the
same will be reported 70 the next
highest bidder, II he 40 elects, or else
resold on the following day.
HARVEY w. HARMER,
Special Commissioner.
!, f. C. Tetrick, clerk OF the circuit
court ~ Harrison county, do certify
that Harvey w. Harmer whose name
Is signed 10 the above notice OF sale
has given bond as required by decree
Of sale In said cause.
Given under my hand this the sth
E. G. TErRIoK.
4O-4t. Clerk.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
News From The OH Fields

Inthe Wolf summit ield the hide
peudent on Company has completed
Us 40. 2 on the Richard Davis farm
md has a lO-barrel pumper.
In the north end OF the Wolf Sum
mis- held, J II Guffey s Co have COM
pleted their No on the 9 L Griffin
tsrm, and have a 25-barrel producer.
On Buckeye run, southwest Of {
Zee producer, Doddridge county.
Z south Penn has drilled Us test
I'D on the NJ v Davis farm into the
! ray above the Gordon and has deyel-
coed a strong gas pressure.
In theYvallace district Judge Nathan
Uaff has completed No = On his oWa
firm and has a show fora very light
pumper, not good for more than tive
barrels day.
One and half miles southwest ~
me Riffee producer, on Jacobs run.
the Carter oil company has drilled in
the test vel. on the Allen Warner farm
and has a show for a jO-harrel producer
from the Gordon sand. The location
~ this well as somewhat important,
since il shows an extension to the
southwest OF development.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
COMMISSIONERS SALE.

By virtue OF decree of the circuit
court OF Harrison county rendered on
the sth day OF June, 1901, In the chan
Gerry cause Of Jerry Sees, admir-. Of
Michael Sees and against Arazana
Sees and others, viii aS special com.
missioner sell at public nutcry at the
front door OF the court house OF Harri.
son county on the
10Th DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1901
commencing at one O'Clock p. M, the
two lots or tracts OF land mentioned
and described In said decree as stu
ated on Horner's Run in Clay district
Harrison county. Lot No. contain
ing q acres and lot No. containing
$500 acres. The coal underlying said
two tracts OF land has heretofore been
sold, save about $50 acres under lot
No. ., and will not be included In this
sale.
Lot No. . win be sold subject to the
dover Interest In the said coal reserve
of $50 acres together with the right
OF way across the same for the use OF
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
JarisviIIe Jottings.

Hay harvestls almost thing Of the
past
DR.. Perry, from the state Of Yer
mont. ills the vacancy made recently
by DR.. Brook.
Post wasin Phillppi last week
on 4 .reSs.
Barnett started for Wheeling
hospital last Monday.
Miss ALA Halterman is instructing
the young minds in the Sirenic art.
The Sommerv,lle boys commenced
thIeshing this week.
Harlan Mcmillan has returned 70
Pitisburg.
JLPost. Of Buffalo Is on the sick
ii il Bartlett and family spent sun
day at Big Isaac.
ST Olive Sunday School Is progress.
ingGuite nicely and will no doubt hold
It's own in the district, rs well rs the
county, cOnven ton. BILL.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
aorgsP ai0a aDpnk AIR. TLgWNlS &c0. SAVINGS BANK cFFkuFg

lot No. /. Lot No. / win be sold sub
ject 70 the life estate therein Of Ara
zana Sees.
These two parcels OF land are near
the town OF BoOthsville, With house
on lot No. and are both well located
and OF tine quality OF land.
TERMS or SALE.
One-third cash 10 hand on day Of
sale, and the residue upon q credit OF
six and twelve months, taking nom
the purchaser OF purchasers notes with
good personal security bearing inter
est from day OF sale, and lien retains
ed US a further security In case the
land shall be sold and the terms not
complied with on day OF sale by the
purchaser or purchasers, the same
win be reported 70 the next highest
blddor, IL he SO elects, or else re,old on
the following day.
HARVEY w. HARMER,
Special Commissioner.
/, f. q. Tetrick, clerk OF the circuit
court OF Harrison county, do certify
that Harvey ". Hammer, whose name
n signed 10 the above notice OF sale,
has given bond as required by decree
on sale 10 said cause. Given under my
hand this the 9Th day of August, 1901.
i04t &c. TErRIcK, Clerk.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
Fiduciary Orders.

Albert Parks has qualified as adj.
minlstrator d Robert Parks, deceas-
ed, bond $500; appraisers, NJ n shut
tleworth, John Patton and Theodore
RadcliG.
w E Bennett disqualified as guard
ian or Clovus Wayne Bennett, son OF
a a Bennett, deceased, bond, $1,000.
JELucas has qualified as guardian
OF Flora Robinson, Alice Clara Robin
son, and Virginia Robinson, infants
OF h a Robinson, deceased; bond, 500
in each case.
SW Martin has qualified as admin
istrator Of Elisha NJ Martin, deceased;
bond, $50; appraisers, William Coma
way, Album STILES and G r Fortney.
J. w. Worley, dentist, win be In
Salem the first Of each month and
will remain ten days. Once opposite
depot. ely
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09

McDanel win preach next Sunday
night on The Dog, Lesson Of Kind
ness, being the fourth sermon on
Animals OF the Bible. At this service
Miss o'Nen, OF PIttsburg, whose sing
ing so delighted the congregations last
summer, viii sing a solo. Al the
morning service, the subject win De
''The Faith Touch Of Christ Short
services beginning promptly at 1850 a,
m. and 800 p. m.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
craigmoor cuIls.

Mrs John Holden's health IS some
what improved.
&C Patton and r johnson have
been very busy Of late accommodating
their many customers.
Chas L Lynch accompanied by his
Two sisters, Misses Florence and Mol
lie, Sundayed at Abner Stout's.
HIS Bumgardner who has been dan
geruusIy III for some time is able to
shake hands with his many friend in
this section again.
our loyal little town is making great
preparations to highly entertain all
who will be at our district convention.
Miss May Parks, Of near here, start
cd for Webster Springs the frst oil the
week. She was accompanied by her
uncle, Deck Hickman, Of your city.
GOOD LUCK.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
Marriage Licenses

James Looudu and Elizabeth Jane
Bynne6.
Harry A. Pearl and Jennie A. KEEL
lison.
Geary =. Henderson ana Della Lee,
both culorcd.
Gus a. Peterson and Matte a. Tay-
lor
Thomas p. GIN and Pearl Cole
Samuel c. Clemens and Edith Clark
both colored.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09
Baptist Church.

The Baptist church building Is one
Of the coolest and best ventilated in
town, and makes an attractive place
FOR an evening service. Pastor r. B.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09

one hundred lots at Northvlew for
sale cheap for 10 days. See Fristoe s
Yost. Ss-St
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09

WANTED-A good Home Tor an
eleven year old boy, Enquire Of J. Z.
MICHAEL, Glen Falls, w. va. 39-2t
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-09

Everybody should patronize home
industries as much as possible. The
Consumers Ice Go. has just got started
and asks your patronage. You shoulc
give them Your orders Rs money spen
with them will remain in Clarkshur
and help 10 build up our city. S-tf
.sJohnstou's sarsap7riiia Is the most powerful
blood purifier known. Use u. and keep your
blood pure; Quart Bottles
Nurthyiew. 3s-3t
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18

According to the official Blue Book
Just issued, West Virginia is well rep
resented in the government DEPART
ments. There are at present 24O West
Virginians employed in the various
departments, from chief clerks down
to laborers, and draw from the gov
eminent an aggregate Of 4,373.31
in salaries per annum. They are di-
vided in the following departments as
follows: State Department, 2; Treas
ury Department; 40; War Department,
25; Navy Department, l /; Postofice
Department, 90; Interior Department,
81; Department of Justice, 4; Agri-
cultural Department, 10; Department
of Labor, 3; Government Printing Of
fee, SO; district government, 10. All
of the above employees are under the
civil service, and according to the rules
of the civil service commission are in
the department service for life. Civil
service examinations are to be held
shortly all over the State for various
positions in the department service, so
that West Virginia will have another
opportunityto swell her representation
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
Noteworthy Sayings.

The luxury of doing good surpasses
every other personal epjoyment.-Gay.
The young man who has TO scratch
for living seldom sows any wild
oats.
We have three kinds of people m
the world-the wills, the won'ts and
the can'ts.
The man who takes no thought of to-
morrow is apt to wake up some morn
ing and find it yesterday.
Lose not thyself, nor give thy hu-
mors way God gave them to thee
under lock and key,-George Herbert.
Some men use Sunday as a sort OF
sponge to wipe out the sins they COM
mitted during the previous six days.
The acme of perfection would soon
be reached if people would only fol-
low the advice they give to others.
About any art think last OF what
pays, first of what pleases. 1t is IN
that spirit only that art can be made
R. L. Stevenson.
1t is hardly an exaggeratlon to say
that two-thlrds of all that makes 1t
beautiful to be alive" consists in cup
offerings of water.
No man knows the state of another
it is always to some more or less mag
mary man that the wisest and mott
honest adviser is speaking.-Carlyle.
shall pass through this world but
once. Any good thing, therefore, that
I can do or any kindness that l can
show to any human being let me do ii
now. Let me not defer it, for | shall
not pass this way again.-Drummond
The world is not all we could wish
but if it goes wrong LET us not spend
ourselves trying to make it 60 worse
Rather let us make it little smooth
er and little pleasanter by our dis
position, manners and deeds.
People wish to be settled ; only as
far as they are unsettled is there any
hope for them. Life is a series Of sur
prises; we do not guess today the
mood, the pleasure, the power of to,
morrow when we are building up our
being.-Emerson.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
The Eminent Kidney
and Bladder Specialist.

There is disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so decep-
tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by
it-heart disease, pneumonia, heart failure
or apoplexy are often the result Of kidney
disease. II kidney trouble is allowed to adj
vance the kidney poisoned blood will attack
the vital organs, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell.
Then the richness Of the blood-the albumen
leaks out and the sufferer has Rright's
Disease, the worst form Of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis
covery is the true specific for kidney, bladder
and urinary troubles. II has cured thousands
of apparently hopeless cases. after all other
efforts have failed. At druggists in fify-cent
and dollar sizes. A sample bottle sent free
by mail, also book telling about Swamp
Root and its wonderful cures. Address
Dr.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. and
mention this paper.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
CYCLING ROUTES.
Will All Lead to Buffalo Next Sum-



For the accommodation Of the large
number of cyclists who contemplate
touring awheel to Buffalo and the Pan
American Exposition and Niagara
Falls next summer a series Of trunk
line" cycling routes is being compiled.
They will probably be as follows:
l. New York and Albany t. Buffalo
(via the Hudson River the valley Of
the Mohawk and the cycle paths Of
Central and Western New YorlJ.
.. New York to Buffalo Via the Del
aware Water Gap. Scranton. Elmira.
Corning and the cycle paths Of the
Southern tier Of countess.
9. Boston and New England points to
Buffalo connecting with Route No.
at Albany.
4. Boston and New England points to
Buffalo via Providence. New London.
steamboat to Grecnport Long Island.
cycle paths Of Suffolk County to Brook
Ign. connecting with Route 10. / or ,
at New York..
5. Washington. Baltimore and Phila-
delphia to Buffalo connecting with
Route No. at the Delaware Water
Gap or Scranton
C. st. Louis and Chicago to Buffalo
Via Toledo. Cleveland and Trial. The
road from Erie TO Buffalo along the
south shore Of Lake Erie. through the
Grape belt, has been called the finest
100 mile straightavay in america.
7. Chicago and Milwaukee" o. Buffalo
Via steamboat across Lake Michigan
TO Grand Haven, Detroit through Can
ada. Niagara Falls
s. Cincinnati 10 Buffalo connecting
with Route No. at Cleveland
". SHELDON Bull.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
The Best Remedy for rheumatism
QUICK RELIEF FROM PAIN.

All who use Chamberlain's Pain
Balm for rheumatism are delighted
with the quick relief from pain which
it affords. When speaking Of this Mr..
D. N. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, says: Some
time ago l had severe attack of rheu-
matsm in my arm and shoulder. l
tried numerous remedies but got no re-
lief until l was recommended by Messrs.
Geo. F. Parsons g. Co., druggists ofthls
place, to try Chamberlain Pain Balm.
They recommended it SO highly that |
bought bottle. l was soon relieved
ofall pain. Ihave since recommended
this liniment to many Of my friends,
who agree with me that it is the best
remedy for muscular rheumatism in
the market" For sale by Reinhart S
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot. Ease, powder 1t cures
painful, smarting. nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy 1t is certain cure for
sweating. callous and hot. tired, aching
feet Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By mail for 25c.
in stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, NJ. \.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
A Tssiimon al from Old England

q consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis, says Mr. William Savory, Of
Warrington, England 1T has saved
my wife 6 life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years,
being most Of the time confined to her
bed. She'is now quite well. 1t is a
great pleasure to the manufacturers
of Chamberlain Cough Remedy to be
able to publish testimonials Of this
character. They show that great good
is being done, pain and suffering re-
lieved and valuable lives restored to
health and happiness by this remedy.
It is for sale by Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
Shaft for Indian Fighter.

A dispatch from Wheeling states
that the courthouse square IN New
Martinsville, W. Va, has been selecte d
as the site for the monument to be
erected in honor of Levi Morgan, the
trapper, by the commission created
by the Legislature of West Virginia
for that purpose. The State approprl-
ated $500 for the monument and 1t
is the intention to put bronze repre-
septation of Morgan, in trapper cos
tune. on a massive granite base.
Levi Morgan was Que of the early
settlers of West Virginia and the first
of Wetzel county, building and occu-
plying with his wife and children a
fort on the north side of Fishing Greek
before the arrival of any other settler.
He was the son Of Rev. Thomas Nor
gan, the first white man to make a
home in West Virginia, settling at
Bunker Hill, on Mills creek, Berke-
ley county. Levi was a brother Of
Zackwell Morgan, for whom Morgan
town, w. Va, was named, after his
personal bravery had saved the town
from destruction by the Indians
Levi Morgan divided his time in
his later years between raising corn
scouting with the English and killing
Indians. He was a firm believer that
the only good Indians are dead In
disns, and lived up tc his belief
claiming record Of over one hun
dred Indians killed in his lifetime.
One of his exploits, related in letter
found a few years ago, occurred i've
miles from New Martinsville, at Nor
gantown. He was working in a field,
having left his wife and children at
home. Two Indians drove the fam
ily out Of the house, firing several
shots after them. They ran to log
stockade Morgan had built and locked
themselves in. The Indians had come
TO Morgan's home chiefly for ammu-
milton, and had fred their last shots
at the retreating family, but which
warned Morgan oftheir danger. When
he appeared the Indians attacked him
with their knives. Morgan had left
his gun at the far end Of the clearing
and was unarmed. He succeeded IN
doubling up one Indian with kick
in the stomach and knocked the 9TH
er senseless with a stone. With one
of their own knives he killed them
both. One Of these Indians he Sklnned
and, tanning the hide, made a powder
horn and bullet pouch of the skin.
His great-grandson, Aaron Morgan
was a member of the Legislature that
honored the old scout with a mOnu'
ment.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
WATER SPECTACLE.
esAly7lEuL FOUNTAIN EFFECTS FOR
THE PAN-AMERIcAN.

For Visitors to the
U,u Use $4,000 Gallons of water
pe- Minute For This Seature.
When visitors TO the Pan-American
Ernosition view the>fountain diplays,
+bav will be inclined to wonder where
oil The water comes from, so plentltul
will be the supply. 1t will be with
these fountain displays the same as IL
will be with the electrical exhibit.
There will be a point, place, at when
the display will increase in beauty ana
extent until the climax is attained IN
and about the Electric Tower and the
basin thereof. So extensive will TINS
he that all will recognize the beauty OF
the display and look in wondering al
miration upon the spectacle Whlch Is
destined to be one Of the most remark
able features of the Exposition.
The pumping plant that will supply
the water effects will be located IN the
Court Of the Machinery and Transpor-
tation building. 1t will consist OF J.
numps having a total capacity OF 3d.
600 gallons Of water per minute.
The engines are all to be belted 10
their respective pump units. and they
will be required to be in service from
10 o'clock in the morning until lid
O'Clock at night, period of 1874 hours
Estimating their capacity at $1,000 gal
Ions Of water each minute. it IS evident
that each day during the time they are
70 be in service they could pump the
enormous amount Of 21,S25,GCO gallons
Of water This water will be USED 10
serve the fountain displays at the Elec-
tric Tower and basin and also the
Court of Fountains, including the
Fountain Of Abundance. The water
will he taken from an intake located at
the north end Of the Court of FOUNTAINS
basin through a IS inch suction pipe
II will be delivered by the pumps
through 1G inch and 20 inch pipes at Il
pressure Of 10 pounds per square men
to the fountain orifices. From these
orifices the water Will stream in all
sbapes from the finest spray jet to the
solid stream inches thick that viii rise
high in the air.
At the Fountain Of Abundance the
a. '.- In - al +bo r,mc implies
n So IN ~ =, abundance Of water
aI5 10 - ,,.il no in motion. Heyond the
% a. - 90 Abundance will be the
= ou.,'''-,' r,onntains and This basin will
To", co. = % J,..tI, I,r~o lots Of water
De NM 1T. r,I,o, ,,.nI no known
tilIoM Il 81 - ~ =. a,i. ro.tn ,,.nI also
as p'l'l y',S, - =" .'' ,.no,ns of ,votor
De loc"'eI " ri'-I +, 49,, ,,,,nor In
injuries, al iaato1 rho va
WHICH wv IN - - ,SII1 sro.,oe of
ter ~ ~ - va aud tI,o,. viii average
w ~ ~. - -, On - Ina tbrouob tbo
- t'e' ~. 49, ,uoi,, Cunt If Fountains
cen'ei VI 'n1 ,',,' - ON - oo.h IF t,oso
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HEuI'S u, S"' ~ 49,. n,,.,,, ond of
Beyohu Iu's sun "' '''' Nv, - 49,
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Genus ol a" 'lyn, Nv - 10y, nor,
group oI S'a 'ua'' '''1 -, - ti,o
tray MS "I''>''c CUH''i ''o.' W. '''' Cr.,.
figure Is designed I'D I'l','S...', I'm ,.,n
in front OF the S''lu'tl I"' ""''' -
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18

Nos. !, 3 and 8 run daily between h'
burg and Hagerstown.
Daily.
Daily except Sunday. .
On Sundays Will leave PhilalslPn'
$50 p. IN.
Pullman palace sleeping cars beiWtsis
York and Knoxville, Tenn, on trains Fl"
and 10 east.
Through coaches 10 and from PhlIs/f
on trains and 1 east and nui Tesi
j. BOYD, IA yerinletH
n. A. RIDDLE, Genl Pas. Agent
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1901-04-18
A subscriber tells good story abo ut

A subscriber tells good story abo ut
a certain doctor, who wishing to make
good impression upon German
farmer, mentioned the fact that he
had received double education as it
were. He had studied homeopathy
and was a graduate of regular"
medical college. ooh, dot vOs nod
ings," said the farmer, 81 had vonce
calf vot sucked two cows and made
holdings but common schteer after
all"