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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20

who have SO leng failed in the
performance Of their duties IN seeing
that the laws were enforced. thus
making the action Of last Monday
evening necessary. It is the plan
of every community to live under
the law. In a license community
|one must live under the laws gov
erning that system, and where no
license prevails see to it that no
liquor is sold. We are informed
that the crusade at Dawson was
directed by the w G. T. U. at that
place.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20
OVERFLOW LOCALS.

4
J. r. Lankard returned from Oh
lah0aaa yesterday
j adge Baldwin started for Okla
/ homa yesterday.
o. B. Turren starts today for a
trip to North Dakota tolocate lands.
Aug H. Fledderman and Martha
SchWartz were licensed to we'd a
few days ago.
/ Wanted An extra good girl for gem
eraI housework. Good wages.
| MES. =. "A. ENGRLHART.
Mrs. TT. M. Aune entertained a
party Of friends at cards last Satur-
day evening.
The Eastern Star ladies enjoyed a
social session at their lodge rooms
Tuesday evening.
Miss Emma Conner is visiting
relatives and friends in Minneapolis
and st. Paul this week.
Commencing last Saturday, Levi
Annis has been having auction sales
of his shoe stock every afternoon.
Five beautiful Ladies In the Great
Rainbow Dance with "A Merry
Minister At the opera house Sat
urday
Geo. King is making ready for a
second trip to Oklahoma, where he
will probably make some real estate
investments.
g. w. Mead, Chas. Tenney and
A. D. SALISBURY were among the
eastbound passengers from North
Redwood last Monday.
Fl. F. Buechner was at home for
/ a few days the past week, returning
to WatertoWn to resume his duties
for the Laird Norton yards on Mon
day.
Miss Orpha Grow, one Of the.
best contralto singers on the Amer
lean stage, is with A Mercy Min
lister Co. At the opera house Sat
urday.
A. S. Moon, now resident Of
Minneapolis, was in town this week,
settling up some business matters.
Mr.. Moon has sold out his saw mill
and land at K pnnnn Vic
BOOSTERS often crow over eggs they
did not lay Same with people who
sell an mutation Rocky Mountain Tea,
made famous by the Madison Medicine
Co.'s advertising. 50 cents. Hitch
COCK & Co.
J. A. Engelhart has secured the
elevator lots occupied by the Van
Dusen elevator burned down last
summer, and leased the right of
way from the railroad company.
reparatory to constructing a new
building. His plans call for build
ing with the latest improvements
up to date, and Of about 80, 900 bush
els capacity. He will proceed with
the building as soon as the weather
will permit, and The GAZETTE will
tell its readers more about the de-
tails of the plant in another issue.
For Rent.
A pleasantly furnished suite of rooms
on ground floor, also single rooms at
Mrs. III. D. Brooke. 29-4.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20
Annual Meeting.

HsHE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK
u holders of the Redwood Falls Cooper
alive Creamery Association will be held at
the Court House in the City of Redwood
Falls on Saturday March ID. 1901. at 2
O'clock D. m. for the purpose of electing
Board of Directors for the ensuing year and
tor the transaction of other be siness. Polls
open from 2 p. M. to 4 p. M.
o. +. DoRNBERG.
3 2S-2 Secret ary
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20
81 900 0fere for its Equal.

Mnlrs Lightning Pain Killer instant
" kills Cholera, Group, rheumatism,
Diphtheria Or any other pain, internal
or external 25c. Safe for children,
absolutely pure.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20
YOU WANT
Good Meat

The year around, and
want just the kind you
order every time. If it
is a tender Steak, a Rib
Roast, or the cheaper
cuts of Beef, Mutton or
Pork, you can depend
on getting what you
order or your money
back, at the market of
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1901-02-20
/. Notice

/ GTRAyED FROM PAT BULGER'S FARM
and two heifers- The steer is red. one heifer
and the other roam. Finder please write to
PAT BULGER.
22-4t WeStliDe. p o.
, 1901-09-20
RAILROADS IN ENGLAND.

A correspondent of the St. Louis
Globe Democrat, writing from Eng.
land, tells the following story of the
English railroads:
There is no competition here SO far
as rates go. IN never hears the
name trust applied to them. but it
is demonstrated every day in the week
that the companies act in just as per.
feet harmony as if all were owned by
]. P. Morgan. There is no competi.
ton, and the time tables are appar.
emily arranged SO that railroads paral
telling each other won't have trains at
more convenient hours than the ether
roads. Fares have not gone down in
a quarter of a century, so far as my OBJ
servation goes, but in some cases
there has been an actual increase In
recent years, to say nothing of the
excess baggage" regulation born O.
diabolical ingenuity in the closing day.
of the nineteenth century. Luckily
there are no kickers in this country
The cheerfulness and good nature
with which the average Briton allow.
the railroad companies to gouge him
empty his purse and kick himself ant
his belongings all over creation il
worth going miles to see."
, 1901-09-20
HAPPY TiT-BiTS.

"How's Wheeler getting along since
he bought a bicycle?" ION crutches,
l believe"
Mrs. Timid-Did you ever find a
man under the bed? Mrs. Bluf-Yes;
the night we thought there were burg
lars in the house, l found my husband
there!
Capt. Jawkins-No, I'm not exactly
engaged, but l have the refusal Of two
or three girls. Miss Ethel-What a
capital way Of putting it! suppose
you mean you have asked them and
they have said NO"
What Is the matter with those
weather bulletins of yours?" asked the
man who complained about what can't
be helped. "My dear sir" answered the
weather prophet, those are merely
predictions, not promises"
Don't you think you could drive that
mule without the use of profanity
inquired the person of refinement.
Eyes" answered the canalboat man.
I"I reckon l could get along all right.
But it would get powerful lonesome
for the mule"
ct remember that man." said the OBJ
servant waiter, when his income
| couldn't lave been more than $1,000 a
year. He must be taking at least
SIC, 900 now" rs that so?" N doubt
| of 1t. He used to give me a 5O-cent
tip, and now he only gives me a
| nickel"
, 1901-09-20
sToRYETTEs.

In the bottom of a strawberry box
opened at Hutchinson. Kan, the fol-
lowing note was found written on the
smooth wood: 81 am Cora Marsh,
aged 16, Of Logan, Mo. Never been
kissed"
Hon. James ID. Richardson, member
of congress from Tennessee. has the
honor of holding the highest office in
the gift of Masonry in the world. BY
the death of Thomas H. Caswell OF
San Francisco he becomes sovereign
grand commander of the southern
jurisdiction OF the Ancient and Ac-
cepted Scottish Rite. He els the po-
sition for life. and is practically a
monarch in Masonry.
Some years ago when Bishop Potter
Of New York was travelling in Mime
sofa, a man approached him on the
railway platform and scanned his fea-
lures closely. Excuse me- he said,
finally, but haven't l seen your pic
ture in the papers," He was COM
PEELED to confess hat he had. Il
thought So continued the inquisitive
one; may I ask what you were cured
Off"
On n occasion the late Chief JUS
Justice Russell went into the English
province to help the Liberals in a GER
tain campaign. He began his speech
of set purpose with some very badly
pronounced Scotch. After the confu-
sion caused by his apparent blunder
had subsidized, Sir Charles Russell (as
he then was) said: Gentlemen, I do
not speak Scotch, but | vote Scotch"
Tremendous applause followed, where
upon Sir Charles proceeded. and I
sometimes drink Scotch" With this
his hold on the audience was secured.
When the Transvaal war was at its
height, Paul Kruger sent a commits
sioner to England to find out If there
were n more men left there. The
commissioner wired from London to
say that there were 1000, 900 men and
women knocking about the town."
that there was no excitement, and that
men were begging to be sent to fight
the Beers. Kruger wired back, go
north The commissioner found him
self in Newcastle eventually, and wired
to Kruger: For Gods sake, stop that
war! England is bringing up men
from hell, eight at a time, in cages!"
He had seen a coal mine.
A story is told of IN English school,
master who offered a prize to he boy
who should write the best compost
ton in five minutes on How to Over
come the Habit" At the expiration Of
five minutes the compositions were
read. The prize went to a lad of nine
years. Following Is his essay-"Well,
sir, habit is hard to overcome. If you
take of the first letter, it does not
change 'abit.' II you take of another
you still have a bit left. II you take
of still another, 1t is not wholly used
up; all of which goes to show that
If you want to get rid of habit you
must throw it off altogether"
, 1901-09-20
EXCURSION RATES.

The Union Pacific Railroad company
has authorized the following special ex.
cursion rates:
Utah state fair and semi-annual con.
ference, Salt Lake City, Utah. One
fare, SIS for round trip from Laramie,
Wyo. Tickets on sale October 1-6 in
elusive. Limited for return October
Is, 1901.
Festival of Mountain and Plain. Den
yer, Colo, One fare, $7.15 for round
trip from Laramie, Wyo. Tickets on
sale Sept. Goth and Both and Oct. list
1901. Limited for return October 9Th
1901. Continuous passage each direc
ton.
General convention, Episcopa'
church, San Francisco, Cal, Oct. 2nd
1901. $40 for round trip, from Lara
mie, Wyo. Tickets on sale September
oath, to September 2sth, inclusive 1901
For limits and further information. ap
ply to f. R. Breisch, agent.
E. R. BREIsCH,
Agent.
, 1901-09-20
STATE E


S'NS ''hn d noppeF rdt-
Complaint is made that Mr.. v. S.
Grout, who is state custodian of the
hot springs at Thermopolis, is suffer.
ing from an attack Of the malady
which SO frequently fastens onto the
Individual whom good fortune or good
friends has elevated above his fellows
-sweued head. 1t is charged that
Mr.. Grout not only poses as an auto
crat who can only be approached
through the medium of a uniformed
turnkey and a card, but that he gross
ly neglects his duties as protector and
custodian of state property and pays
little or no attention thereto. The
number of people who visited this ma
tural s%anitarium the past season is
said to have been much larger than
any previous year. Private bath
houses have been erected where the
afdicted are cared for at a reasonable
Zee; but for those who cannot afford
this luxury, public baths are provided.
In his capacity Of state custodian OF
public baths 1t is charged that Mr..
, 1901-09-20
WHAT is THE REMEDY?

The statement made by Mr.. Cor
thell in his tribute to President Nc.
kinley to the effect that repressiye
legislation is of no avail in restictins
the lawlesness of anarchists ana mem.
bers of kindred societies was as start.
ling as it was unpopular. The aver.
age human mind when "A great crime
Is committed turns at once to thoughts
Vi vengeance n the popular mind of
America during the past two weeks
has had but one idea, how can the an.
archists be exterminated. Mr.. Corthell
says not by repressive legislation, and
he Is doubtless right, however much
the end sought may be desired.
The authorities have dealt too len.
iently with anarchists in the past, and
our present laws should be enforced,
There is a difference between free
speech and the meetings that anarch,
Isl groups have been holding. Think
OF a free government tolerating meet.
ings annually commemorative of the
Haymarket riots, in which such men
as Spies and Parsons are held up as
martyrs and the president of the Uni
ted States and all others charged with
ths+responsiniity of administering the
law are deno6N~ has tyrants fit only
for the bullet or nsme Of an assassin.
In Chicago and Cincinnati every year
such meetings are held in halls deco.
rated by the red flags of anarchy and
the police go there to see that no overt
acts are committed, but talk of the
most incendiary nature is not consid'
cred an overt act.
The determination of the anarchists
Is greatly to be desired, but how that
end may best be accomplished is a
mooted question. Perhaps after all
education is the only real weapon that
will finally lift humanity above the
plane where such an act as that which
occurred at Buffalo September 6 is pos
sible.
Meanwhile let the stern hand OF jus
tice deal with them as harshly as il
may.
, 1901-09-20
DIVING BELL SPIDERS.
Garry Air Down with Them to Use
Under Water.

Garry Air Down viii. Them to Use
Under Water.
The diving bell spiders, which do not
often frequent the main Thames
stream, though they are commonly
found in the bitches lea it. rather air
to use just as a soldier might draw
water and dispose it about his person
In water bottles. They do this in two
ways one of which is characteristic Of
many of the creatures which live both
in and out Of the water as the spider
does. The tail of the spider is covered
with black, velvety hair. Putting its
tall out of the water. it collects much
air in the interstices of the velvet. 1t
then descends, when all this air, drawn
down beneath the surface, collects into
a single bubble. covering its tail and
breathing holes like a coat of quick
silver. This supply the spider uses up
when at work below. until it dwindles
to a single speck, when it once more
ascends and collects a fresh store. The
writer has seen one of three spiders
spin so many webs across the stems of
water plants in a limited space that
not only the small water shr mps and
larvae, but even a young fish were en-
tangled. The other and more artistic
means of gathering air employed by
the spider is to catch a bubble on the
surface and swim below with it. The
bubble is then let go into a bell woven
Under some plant, into which many
other bubbles have been drawn. In
this diving bell the eggs are laid and
the young Matched, under the constant
watch Of the old spider.-Spectator.
, 1901-09-20
A New Invention in Fog Signals.

A new method of signalling during
fogs has been invented that will les
sen the danger of collisions among
ocean vessels, and if it proves a uc-
cess many serious disasters will be
averted. 1t is well to heed signals of
danger whenever they may appear, es.
p~ecially those that show there is some
thing wrong with the stomach. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters should at nee
be brought to the rescue, as it will alb
solutely cur stomach, liver and kid
ney troubles. There is nothing to
equal this medicine for dyspepsia. in
digestion, constipation, tlatulency, bill
%iousness, insomnia or nervousness. 1t
has been before the public SO years
and its superiority is firmly establish
ed. If you are a sufferer from any Of
these complaints do not fail to give 1t
a fair trial.
, 1901-09-20

There are a large number of pro-
fessional 'bee-hunters' in the west
and southwest of Texas. Small caves
and dark recesses formed by shelving
rock abound along the waterways of
the Texan rivers. They are the nat
ural hives OF the wild bees, and take
the place of the hollow tree trunks of
the forest regions of the northern
country. These caves are used year
after year by bees. and in many in
stances they have been found to be
literally filled with honey.
, 1901-09-20

Sven Hedin has discovered a sec
ond dead sea in the highlands of Thi-
beta vast lake so impregnated with
salt that indigenous life is out of the
question. 1t was impossible for him
to get his boat close to the shore, so
that he and his companions had to
wade out w boat lengths before she
would float. and this was sufficient to
coat their legsand clothes thickly with
salt. The entire bed of the lake ap-
peared to consist of salt, and the den
sity of the ~lifeless water was, OF
course, very high.
, 1901-09-20

A procastinating broker met a rich,
but simple capitalist who was going
down to Wall street with a bag OF gold.
Tomorrow he said to himself. 81
will unload some Pacific Mail on the
Snoozer." But, 10! when the morrow
came, he found that the capitalist had
gene short on Union Pacific the night
before and lost his pile! Moral
Never put off till tomorrow the man
you can do today.-Lanigan's Fables.
, 1901-09-20
Evils Of Antjpvrlna.

The use Of antipyrine for the relief
and cure Of headaches has a depress.
ing influence on the heart, and causes
a degeneration of the kidneys.
Krause's Headache Capsules contain
no ~antipyrine. chloral, morphine or
any Injurious ingredient. They cure
quickly and leave the head clear and
cool. Price 26c. Sold by c. N. Settele,
piooeer druggist.
, 1901-09-20

The captain of a Norwegian tramp
steamer recently replaced a broken
propeller in mid-ocean in a very in
g%enious way. He had a nine-ton extra
propeller on board, in accordance with
a recently made rule of the marine in
surance companies, and, having shifted
his cargo forward until his vessel ac-
tually stood IN her head in the water,
with the propeller bearings exposed he
rugged up a timber raft and his crew
removed the new one without a great
deal of difficulty.
, 1901-09-20
A Communication.
Agent

Mr.. Editor-Allow me to speak a few
words in favor of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. l suffered for three years
with the bronchitis and could not sleep
at nights. l tried several doctors and
various patent medicine. but could get
nothing to give me any relief until my
wife got a bottle Of this valuable med.
tcine, which has completely relieved
new. S. Brockman. Bagnell. Mo.
This remedy is for sale by F. H. Eggle.
ston.
, 1901-09-20
Water Cure for Chronic Constipation.

Water Cure for Chronic Constipation.
Take two cups Of hot water half an
hour before each meal and just before
going to bed, also a drink Of water, hot
or cold, ABOUT two hours after each
meal. Take lots of outdoor exercise
walk, ride, drive. Make a regular habit
Of this and in many cases chronic con
stipation may be cured without the use
of any medicine. When a p%urgative
Is required take something mild and
gentle like Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. For sale by Frank H.
E~ggleston.
, 1901-09-20

A little girl in Ireland vas asked
what was the sacrament of matri-
mony. She said: It's a state of tor
ment into which souls enter to prepare
them for another and a better world"
That said the curate, lis purgatory.
Put her down to the bottom of the
class" Leave her alone" said the
parish priest. For anything you or
I know to the contrary, she may be
perfectly right."-Selected.
, 1901-09-20

Law and order are preserved in
Chappaqua, N. Y, by one constable,
who has been in the habit of mailing
up prisoners in freight cars over
night. So many of these cars have
been trundled off before morning that
the constable has demanded a town
prison, and has been granted $50 for
a lookup of iron and wood"
, 1901-09-20

The chairman of the Iowa democrat
lc committee asserts that the present
campaign will be educational. II Iowa
democrats will only pursue a thorough
course of study for a few years. the
elections Will be unanimous instead
OF the republican majority being only
so, 000.-Omaha Bee.
, 1901-09-20

In Colesburg, KY, there Is a horse
owned by J.. R. Stoval, and it is no
unusual thing for him to eat half a
dozen spring chickens at a meal. Re-
Gently for dinner he consumed four
teen. He run after them. and as he
catches them devours them. feathers
and all. The appetite on the part Of
the equine has only recently devel-
oped, but it has been sufficiently vora-
cious to put Mr.. Stoval out Of the
poultry business in short order.
, 1901-09-20

Bad Circulation is the cause Of meto the ills that come with old age With
advancing year there is a decline of strength and vgor-the machinery of the
body movesw with less speed and accuracy. Because of the weak and irregular
action of the heart the blood moves mores slowly, becomes impure and losesm much
Of its fesustaining properties a,s and I'm mus sslsa. tissues usa and Nerves I'VE sl literally star d 10
train Of bodily ailment. Cold feet b chilly sen sensations 1hons uP and dc dow mt the n spa4 ss poor
skin, face sores chronic running ulcers on the te lower II limbs and other parts Of ne
healthy blood and imperfect circulation. Restoration Q health must come through
the vital organs and quick, healthy action ITO the circulation.
the most valuable and efcacious o all medicine for old people. Its free from all
mineral ingredients, and mild and pleasant in its action. 1t cures blood diseases
OF every character, even those inherited Or contracted in early life. AS the system
gesu under the influence Of SS S. there Isl marked improvement in the general
health, and as richer and purer blood begins to circulate through the body the
appetite improves, and there is a sohness and elasticity about the skin that you
have not noticed for years; sores begin to heal, pains in muscles and joints grad
ua1y CEASE and you find that it is possible to be happy and healthy enino old age.
Our medical department is in charge of physicians who make a study of blood
and skin diseases. If you would like to have their opinion and advc: in your
casey write them all about it and 20 shall receive such information and advice as
YOU want. This will cost yu nothing. Others have found our medical depart
ment offs great benefit to them-ther Cmeb being much moreT apl as the result OF
some special directions received from our physicians.
Don't be your own doctor when you can get medical advice free. Book o
Blood and Skin Diseases mailed to ell who desire it.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA. GA.
, 1901-09-20

Torpedo tubes made of aluminium
instead Of steel have been placed on
board of two destroyers at Ports
mouth. The use of these tubes at
present is experimental, but SO consid-
cradle is the saving in weight-an i'm
portant matter in connection with
successful, aluminium tubes will be
generally used in place of steel tubes.
, 1901-09-20
The Turning of the Worm.

II never saw anyone who behaved
80 silly in public as Mr.. Gusher," re-
marked Mrs. Henpeck. "He always
calls his wife Dear It's ridiculous"
'It is So" replied Henpeck, with I'M
wonted temerity; how can a man call
his wife dear in view Of the fact that
talk is cheap "-Philadelphia Press.
, 1901-09-20

Many physicians are now prescribing
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure regularly hav-
ing found that IT. Is the best prescription
that can write becauseit sthe one pre-
paration which contains the elements
necessary to digest not only some kinds
of food but all kind and it therefore
cures Indigestion and dyspepsia no
matter what its cause Laramie Drug
Co.
, 1901-09-20

Denmark is using gas very extern
sively as a motive power. Most of
the engines are manufactured there,
but some are imported from Germany
and America. Prices average from is to
20 per cent. higher than in the United
States.
, 1901-09-20

Rev. Albert A. Sinnott. D. C. L.,
who has recently completed his post
graduate course at the Canadian col
lege at Rome with high honors. is one
Of the youngest doctors of canon law
in the world, being only "a years old.
His bishop has appointed him profess
o at Dunstan's college. Charlotte
town, P. e. 1.
, 1901-09-20

A correspondent, without apologize
ing, writes to say that he does not
believe in DR.. Koch's theory about
1t being impossible for men to catch
tuberculosis from the bovine species.
1t is, he considers, merely a Koch-and-
bull story.-London Globe.
, 1901-09-20
Terms Of Subscription.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20. 1901.

The man who has the courage to
once in awhile order IA little mineral
water" instead of IA little whisky"
may not be considered as good a fel-
low, but his credit will be better at the
bank.
, 1901-09-20
Tho Only A..daeh. Cure.

Frank ]. Baker, Of Colorado Springs,
says: "Krause's Headache Capsules
Is the only remedy that eve checked
my sick headache, and I have cured
scores Of my friends with them" Price
rs cents. Sold by Chas. N. settele.
pioneer druggist.
, 1901-09-20

About half the men I meet nowadays
have tabes dorsalis and don't know it.
They call it a Slight touch Of rheu-
matism' or "a faint suspicion of govt"
Their physicians are quite as ignor-
ant-New York Press.
, 1901-09-20

Those who have rooms to rent to stu
dents or who would take students to
board will please notify President
Smiley either personally or by postal
at once.