The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-08-22
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Mr.. Msisss, hsssnt rvn seea doc,orl
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does seem 20.
Mistress Nos. Budget. there 10 one
ttiag nusl insiat upon. II yo1 break
snyibing. | want you TO come and tell me
., once. fridseti -Sare, ms'sm | cant
be ronhin TO 10 every minute OF the day.
Mother TO bsby) lis muzzsr's little
oolsy.,ooisy. Near loves Der little dsil
ing baby. Fanny (sho hiss iusi been
spanked -Don'i yon believe her, baby.
When you (.Ob) sro~ mp. sbe'll spank
yon i-.-iooi
--Re,urned Traveller have oilfn
though, OF thai young Mr.. Tesse sud how
be used to torment Miss Auburn shout
her hair, Did she ever set even With him
Old Friend Lsps ago. She murisd him.
$50 You promised never to scoId me, said
vile Of week reptoschiuIly. Bot hsy
en'i, insisted Mr. Yoanshub mildly. Nc,
bat / can see tbs, yoa're jos, sehing ie.
esniipned The displessed Young thing.
Teacher As have been telling you.
there are tuo general classes Of workers.
Tommy, does your father nske hrs living
BY using bis brains or by using bis ID Us
clssi Tommy Neither one, ms'sm He's
. policeman.
Well, and What Lave you learned nj
college, Clsticei we asked. snIious to
know bow our niece hsd pronted by her
resideoce ai a distant iuslitution OF learn
log, ! learned to do up my bsir In 10 ali
fefeni wsys. replied she, proudly.
The Visitor OF course you know
nothing OF ieIlow Journalism. up here.
The Villsser Wal the od'ler OF the Ban
ner be Eow'n sgin puts In items upside
deoWn so's tss make folks read TN.
reckon theis saStcr buff like. sip'ti2
--Eiuosted Egyptian You have no
wonderful hiefoslyphirs 10 your country,
sir; no mysterious inscriptions. no nude
clpherable reics Of - ancient literature
whose secrets the wise men 81 the world
bsye tried for ages TO discover. Tourist
No. we haven't soy OF those thiuss, bat
tbrisLtsDius url we've got our "railwsy
guides"
Il warn yoo. be said ,hre.tenineiy. to
keep away from Miss Billion. I've b. en-
making love to her myself Have you
resllyv replied hs it,l. Wan. she'll b,
Rlsd 10 have ,h.t matter cleared up.
Cleared npl Whist 10 yen me.rs Why
she sal che ihoughi isa.'s you'd been try
ins 10, but she S.sn'tsure
Little Filth had been very III. bat
". eouvslesceni Wskins up Suddenly
and fudins sirsrga lady at Der bedside.
chs ssked, Are yoa the doc,oli No. dear,
replied the lady; I'm jour trained nurss,
oh. exclaimed Eth. pointing to . cage
hsosing nesr the window, trained nurse.
lei me it,roenee yoa to my u.ined canary
Mrs Osuker sm 30 1l,d tbs, my
little boy veal 10 ths head Of The clsss
this morning. Hos DID Jon come to do
~. fomnyi Tommy = The rect OF The Eel
loss had guessed sl tho other ways Of
spelling The word
-Hs never smounisd 10 much. did bel
10. ba, then The poor frllow never hsd
ball . chance. Hov vss tb.li he wss
considered . ptoiisy shen be .ss yoans.
and sss treated accordingly
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her pisro lesstI,' Spiendi3iy. answered
Mira Cannon We are very proud oi Der.
Sac $50 wy classical aud sccon pli.hed
d 81 she never thints u pls,ias : thing
tha, sny body ~abis TO htsr
Doctor fea neei more exercise. Pc
hsst WHY. I'm i'urneJmsn painter.
In steadily engaged 10 painting houses
nos. Doctor = woiiiss by The dsr. Ter
pse,i P.,iett y. Doctor Well, yop
bad better sosh bJ the piece Tor ssbiie.
SHE 10 tbs hotel ssfsad.) Yen hsd