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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11

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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11
Church SociabIe.

A pleasant sociable to the members and
their friends was held last night at the
Wcst-End Christian Church. Short
speeches were made by Ny. w. a. Cren-
shaw on behalf of the old members, and
Judge W S. Goocl,, representing the
new.
The pastor, Rev n. P. Atkins, spoke
feelinsly Of his pastoral work. and the
prospects for the future A large crowd
was present and all spent pleasant eve
ming.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11
The Stockholders Met.

The nineteenth annual meeting OF the
stockholders OF the Capitol Building and
loan Association was held last night at
Inc once of the same. No. 1103 East Main
I,treet. Reports submitted by the ac-
tountant and auditing committee showed
the affairs OF the company to be III eX-
tel!ent shape, and the business during the
tour months since tho last stockholders
hAe4as.A An haae been better than for ssE-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11
Letter il Fire Alarm Box.

In testin gthe fire alarm boxes in the
central section OF the city yesterday af-
ternoon, Inspectors Gullett and Taylor
found in the box at Fourth and Canal
Streets a letter addressed to James Nor
gan, Blackstone, Va" Tho letter was
turned over to the postohice officials.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11
Sent rec
To Men
Free Trial Package of this New Dis
coyery Mailed TO Every Man
Sending Name and Address.
Quickly Restores Strength
and ViQOr.

Free TRIAL packages ora most remark s,.T1
remedy are being mailed to all who ~, w ~.
write the State Medical lnstituttet, ad H for
cured SO many men who had oaL 1t ~
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11

BY same !: For the relief OF B. A. Cooper.
BY Mr. Gravely: To require fairer val
uation OF the assessment of railroad prop
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-12-11
COMPOUND.

Nervous prostration kills more people il
America every week than all the infectious dis
eases kill in year.-Statistician of London Med
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
unfortunate Deductlon.

Sergeant Kelly of the Irish bar in the
early years Of the nineteenth century
rsed to indulge In a picturesque elo-
quence, racy Of the soil. but unfortu-
nately he would sometimes forget the
line of argument and would always
fall back on the word therefore, I"
which generally led his mind back to
what he had intended saying. Some
times, however, the effort was almost
disastrous.
One time he had been omplimenting
the jury, assuring them that they were
men of extraordinary Intelligence and
then branched off into statement of
his case. With wave Of his hand and
a smile on his face he proceeded:
"Tllis is SO clear a case, gentlemen,
that am convinced you felt it SO the
very moment 1 stated It. should pay
men of intelligence a poor compliment
to dwell on it for minute, therefore !
shall proceed to explain It to you as
infinitely as possible. - Green Bag.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Deer I've to !. Creat Arc.

Romance has played a prominent part
with regard to the longevity Of deer.
What says the highland adage?
Thrice the age Of dog is that Of a horse,
Thrice the age OF horse is that OF man,
Thrice the age Of man is that Of q daer,
thrice the age of deer is that Of an eagle
Thrice the age Of an eagle is that OF OAK tree.
This is to assign the deer a period Of
more than 200 years, and the estimate
is supported by many highly circum
stantial stories. Thus Captain Nc
Donald Of Tulloch, who died in .1776.
aged Sc years, is said to have known
Ehe white hind Of Loeb Trieg for so
years, his father for a like period before
him and his grandfather for go years
before him. So in 1926 Macdonald OF
Glengarry Is reported to have killed a
stag which bore mark on the left ear
Identical with that made on all the
calves he could catch by Ewen-MucIan-
Og, who had been dead $50 years. Anal
cgous stories, 1t may be noted, are told
in countries on the continent Of Europe
where deer are to be found in any
Chambers Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Arah ana tha TelenI,one.


We had a party Of Arabs along with
us and took them all over a great news
paper Office Everything was wildly
astonishing to them. They had mag
ined that the Koran contained all the
knowledge and wisdom OF the world,
yet here were the telegraph, the teIe-
phone, the electrotype and the printing
press The place was a veritable en-
charlters' castle to them. They would
never have believed in the telephone IL
| had not called up their hotel and got
one of their own party at that end Of
the wire.
The dervish who had come along was
bold as well as pious. When he heard
that his friend FIVE miles away was
talking through the instrument, he
made q dash at 1t. He was greatly ex-
cited and yelled In = megaphone voice.
He thought we were tricking him, but
here was his friend talking Arabic. He
rolled bis eyes at me in despairing
manner and then began q search for
devils. being quite convinced that the.
phone was an invention Of satan. In
dependent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
A Queer Yrontlcr nx1erienee,

a queer 1EOmGGSR &H2D0E1G009O
In narrating the frontier experiences
Of 'sThe First White Baby Born In the
Northwest In The LADIES' Home, Jour
nal w. s. HarWood tells Of a queer ex-
peFience that befell the family in the
6rst year after settling on farm far
removed from the settlements.
The winter had been unusually long
and severe, and their stock Of provi-
sfons ran low. It was long distance to
the nearest base Of supplies, and COM
munication with the outside world had
been cut off. Indians in the neighbor-
hood one, night broke into the granary
where the wheat was stored and stole
q quantity. In doing this large
amount of broken glass became mixed
with the wheat which the Indians left,
SO for many days, amid much merry
story telling and many q joke and.
laugh, in spite Of the serious situation,
the family gathered about q large table
in their living roem and spent the
short winter days picking over the
wheat, kernel by kernel, in order to
free it from the pieces of glass
For this WheatR stood between them
and starvation, aad none of its pre-
cious kernels must be lost. Their stock
Of -four had long since wasted away,
as had most Of their food supplies, so
they boiled and ate the wheat without
grinding. Relief reached them just in
time to prevent sad ending to the ex-
perience.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
.. ----.- q 50 - 20 &C.. -
Stock 1larkef Tbs.

Does It ever occur to those who fol-
low journalistic tips on the stock mar
Iket that they are written by men who
find it worth their while to follow an
arduous and moderately remunerated
profession and that therefore the tip
ster obviously cannot trust to his tips
for a livelihood?
Is it conceivable that any one whose
Judgment of the movements Of securi-
ties was sufficiently trustworthy to
make even the majority Of his shots
buEIseyes would waste his time by
compiling paragraphs for newspapers?
Would he not rather spend half an
hoNr or SO IN the morning at the end
Of a telephone instructing his broker
to buy and sell and devote the rest Of
his day TO the graceful consumption Of
the boundless fortune that his knowi-
edge and acumen would, ex hypothesi,
Inevitably provide?
And tips from stockholders come I'M
der the same suspicion, for It is not
reasonable to suppose that one who
really had tips worth following in his
possession would utilize them as bats
for clients who reward his efforts with
4 beggarly half crown per cent. Corn
hill
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Cleaning Enrniture.

Where q piece Of furniture is very
much soiled and requires to be cleaned
and polished. first wash it thoroughly
with warm soapy water. washing only
a small surface at . time. and drying II
quickly by rubbing it hard with fan
mel, MIX together one pint Of linseed
oil and a half pint OF kerosene. wet a
flannel with the OIL mixture and rub
the cleaned furniture. Rest half IN
hour before taking fresh piece of
damned and then BY vigorous rubbing
polish the wood until 1t shines like
glass This will not injure the incest
wood and is anseasy method Of keeping
furniture bright. The odor soon dtsap
pears il the windows are left open.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
banks ready For emergencies.


TO meet sudden and unexpected de-
mands upon banks q large sum is
kept ready for use. The average large,
bank say with total assets Of $40. 0o0,-
0o0-ts prepared by four lines of de-.
tense to resist sudden attack. In the
vault or safe about $500, 900 in bank
bills is always on hand, back of that is
q cash reserve of perhaps 81, 100000 de-
posted in various business banks sub
ject to instant call, back Of that again
is perhaps 100000 in United States
and other gilt edged securities imme-
diately marketable, and the fourth and
last line of defense and to be retired
upon only in extreme distress is $6,0OO,-
600 or 100000 in bonds and mort
cages. on which the mCrtgagers will be
hurriedly called to make payment on
account if the bank Is pushed to ex-,
tremities. With such resources dis
aster would seem impossible. though it
has come to the best fortified institu-
lions. Bookkeeper.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Orange on the outside and deep cr1rs

Orange on the outside and deep cr1ra
son within, each fruit has the appear
ance of having had a piece bitten out
Of It. This fact, together with it's pol
sonous quality, led the Mohammedans
to represent it as the forbidden fruit Of
the garden of Eden and to warn men
against its nexious properties.
The mark upon the fruit il attributed
to Eve. Why the bite Of Adam did not
also leave its mark is not known, but
as only one piece seems to be missing
IFS loss is ascfibed to the woman.
Youths Companion.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
COLLISION AT SBl|
BF0 LINER OCEANIC SINKS THE
07EAMER kINKoRA IN THE
IRIeaa CHANNEL.
SEVEN PERSONS DROWN

Inflated Vessel Had a Crew OF Four.
teen and Half of Them Go Down
With the Ship Oceanic Escapes
With Slight Injury and Proceeds on
Her Trip After Landing the Kim
kora's Survivors. IS
Queenstown, Aug. 9.7The White
Star line steamer Oceanic, Captain
Cameron, which sailed frcm Liverpool
Wednesday for New York, via Queens
town, arrived here during the morn
ing and reported having been In col
lisioR in the Irish channel with the
steamer Kinkora OF Waterford, Ire
land. The Kinkora sank. Seven per-
sons were drowned.
The collision occurred in q fog The,
bow Of the Oceanic was damaged. The
Einkora was coasting vessel trading
between Waterford and LINER She
had crew Of IA men. The Oceanic
brought the seven survivors to this
port. The damage sustained by the
Oceanic will not prevent her proceed
ing on her journey.
\ When later details of the collision
were obtained it was learned that the
only damage sustained by the Oceanic
consisted OF O few dents in her port
plates. She proceeded at $50 p. M.
The collision occurred this side of
Tuskar, at about. 1870 in the morning.
The fog was very dense. The Kin
kora was struck amidships. All the
on the Oceanic were in |
bed at the tfme. and there was some |
commotion until the captain assured /
them that there was not the least |
cause for alarm. Headway was kept |
On the Oceanic after she struck the |
kinkora in order to give the crew OF |
the latter @ chance to Chamber on
board the Oceanic. The boat Of the
White Star liner were lowered to res
cue every man possible. The Einkora
sank very rapidly. The Oceanic re-
NAMED in the vicinity Of the collision
until daylight, but nothing was then
visible beyond some floating WreckGge.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Mon urnent TO . PIE.

No stranger monument ever existed
than that which was erected at the
Hotel de Vile by the inhabitants OF.
Luneburg, in Hanover, in honor Of a
pig This. which took the form OF a
kind Of mausoleum, contained large
glass case in which was Theoretically
inclosed q tine ham cut from the AMI
NAL whose memory was to be handed
down to posterity. Above was hand
some slab Of marble. on which, en-
graved in letters of gold, was the fol-
lowing inscription in Latin: .'Passers-
BY. contemplate here the mortal re-
mains Of the pig which acquired for
itself imperishable glory By the dis
5eovery Of the salt springs OF Lune-
burg"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Hear limewater instantly crusts over

clear limewater instantly crusts over
to take out marks left by grease spots
which have been renewed by stronger
alkalis-in fact, for so many things it
should always be kept on hand. Mixed
with either sweet or inseed oil to a
creamy consistence. it is the very best
household remedy for burns and scalds.
It costs practically no more than the
trouble Of making. Put a lump of
quieklime as big as the two fists in a
clean earthen pitcher, cover It six inch
es deep with clean cold water, stir
with wooden spoon and let It stand
six hours. Pour of the clear liquid
without disturbing the lime, but let it
run through double cheesecloth. Put
in small bottles and cork tight. In
using always pour OF half an inch
from the top Of a bottle that has stood.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
WAS TWICE ARLAzE.

White Star Liner Majestic Has an Ex-
citing Voyage.
New York, Aug. According to
the passengers on the White star liner
Majestic that steamship twice caught
fire just as the boat was approaching
New York harbor. The fire is ascribed
to overheated boilers and an imper-
fectly insulated electric wire.
The World quotes John D. Rookie
Teller, Jr., the son Of the multi-mill-
ionaire, who was a passenger, as say
ing:
''Had It happaned a day earlier there
is no saying what might have &C.
cured. The proximity, however, Of
the vessel to port, greatly confirmed
the passengers in the belief that 40
worry was necessary"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
.Kuat Like Ewes Annle.

a fruit supposed to bear the mark Of
Ewes teeth Is one Of the many botani-
cal curiosities Of Ceylon. The tree on
which it grows Is known by the signifl.
cant name of ''the forbidden fruit, or
Ewes apple tree"
The blossom hasa very pleasant
scent but the really remarkable fea-
ture OF the tree. the one TO which IL
owes Its name. is the fr1it. Ttls beau
tiful and hangs from tie tree in ape
GUITAR Hanuer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
MISTAKE in SIGNALS.
Two Sections Of an Excursion Train
Collide.

Two Sections Of an Excursion Train
81. Collide.
Pittsburg. Aug. 1.-TWO sections Of
an Atlantic City excursion train col
lided near Confluence, Pa, "a miles
east of Pittsburg, about II a. m. Ten
persons were seriously and number
Of others slightly hurt.
The trains left here shortly after 8
o'clock. At Confluence the first sec
ton was stopped and the second SEC
ton, rounding the curve at the rate
of 81 miles, crashed into It. The en-
CINE Of she second section and three
cars were wrecked and traffic was de-.
layed several hours. The injured were
removed to the hospitals and the
others continued on their way to At
lantic City. The accident Is supposed
to have been caused by mistake in
signals.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
Because He Was Discharges.

Chicago, Aug. 9.Angered because
Gustave DoenHng had discharged him
from position which he had held Is
years, Grin Lawrence shot and prob
ably fatally wounded Deenling at Pull
mar; Ills. Lawrence is 10 years OF
age. peenling foreman OF the shop Ia
which lawrence was a cabinetmaEer,
discharged tde latter i've weeks ago.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10

Nmewater has so many uses u Ii
hard to classify. It is good to soften
water, to sweeten drains. to keep milk
vessels wholesome. to make milk itself
sit weA upon delicate stomachs, to test
air for excess OF carbonic acid--if there
ls tee mech NArhonlc acid Dgegeat. The
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
pumont,s Balloon Iii.

Paris, Aug. an. Santos Dumont,
the aeronaut, again attempted to circle
Eiffel tower He succeeded in round
ing the tower with dif1culty. The bal
loon then was unable to make head
way against strong winds and fell on
a house in the vicinity, rems ming sus-
pended for some time. M. Santos DH-
mont was not injured.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
SUSPECTED OF ROBBERY.
Former Employe of the SeIby Smelt-
lnq Works Jailed.

ing Works Jailed.
San Francisco, Aug. Buck" Tay-
lor has been arrested, suspected Of
completely in the robbery Of the Selby
Smelling works. Taylor was en-
ployed in the works until about six
weeks ago. He lived in a cabin half
a mile from the plant, and it is said
had been missing from Sunday night
until he was arrested. It is reported
that the men now in the employ Of the
smelling company are under suspicion.
"Dick" Phelan, paroled convict.
who. was suspected, has reported to
the authorities and claims to be able
to establish an alibi.
The Selby company has increased
the reward offered from $4,000 to
$4,000.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10

: You don't like walking very much,
do your inquired the farmers horse,
who was grazing near the canal.
Oh. ! don't mind 1t under certain
conditions" replied the canaihoat mule.
You don't appear to like your exer-
else on the towpath.'
No. That's whore draw the Hne.''--
Philadelphia Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
npr6v, with ME ronxue 500.

The following was a speech ny n sue
cessful competitor for the prize Of
foot race: Gentlemen, hare won tAis
cup by the use OF smy legs. trust !
may never lose ne rise Of my legs BIZ
the use OF this cup" Evening Wis
eoasin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10
II. eWis G. Spoof1ef,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
MORRIS, MINN.
Scandinavian Office Associates:
Andrew Rowland,
N1colay KEagsefO.

Real estate titles examined. Correct alb
stracts of title prepared. Farm loans
negotiated bearing interest at SIX
per cent per annuti. Real estate oougnt
and sold. Insurance---either hre' hte'
accident, burglary, or plate glass-wrlt-
ten at lowest rates in the best Conpan-
les. Fidelity, official and judicial bonds
issued.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-08-10

TME Standard Twine h. PymoupPure sal Twne
lWlNL. higher price paid October rs, 1907
, 1901-12-26
Write to Your Mother.

The Sun is frequently in receipt of
letters from some father, mother or
sister, asking for the address of a son
or brother, or some information con
corning them. Very often a letter to
such son or brother is enclosed for
us to deliver or forward to them.
One such just received from n poor
mother, who is g%rieving her heart out
for her boy, has aroused us to make
this appeal: Boys, write to your
mothers. You can hardly under
stand the anxiety they feel about you
and how they are daily pining and
grieving for just a word from you.
You may be well and hearty, yet
have neglected for many months
perhaps years-to write to the old
home. Bear in mind that it will not
be very many years before it will be
useless to write, for the dear old mo-
Their or father will be under the sod
and tons of letters will be of no avail.
Write now while she is alive and her
heart cheered by news of her son.
The people of the east, generally, re-
gard you as living in IA climate as
cold as the Klondike and surrounded
by savages and highway robbers and
they quake every time their thoughts
turn in this direction.
One such letter recently sent us to
be delivered contained a most pathe-
tic appeal from an old mother for
word from her son. my dear boy"
it went on, ''why do you not write to
am afraid you are suffering
and in need of help. If you are just
write to me and | will do anything |
can for you. l suppose you know
that your father is dead and | am so
lonely. If l could only hear from
you. My heart is SO hungry for just
a word"
Help him! OF course she would
help him. She would coin her blood
to help him if the thing were posi-
BILE. She stands ready to "help" her
child even down to the last step in
life. Then why should her son neg
lect to write to heri Boys, don't
waste another hour, but sit down and
write that dear mother a letter and
make her the happiest woman on
earth.
, 1901-12-26

OF the state are devoting so much space
to the matter sent out by the bureau of
publicity Of the Louisiana Purchase ex-
position at st. Louis. II Mrs. Wesley
had been present at the recent Indus
trial convention in this city, and not
q of the local and visiting newspaper
men but would have been glad 10 well
come her and extend every courtesy in
their power, she would have seen nearly
two hundred earnest, energetic, enthusi.
astic gentlemen irving to accomplish
just what the bureau of publicity is try
ing to accompiish-bring the matchless
of n of the youngest and
grandest states in the union to the at:
tention Of the home. seekers and bread
winners OF the older sections of the
country. The Purchase exposition can
do much for Wyoming, and the bureau
Of publicity is sending out matter hon
estly prepared to help on the work.
The delegates TO the convention are
working IL the same direction, and the
Mountsineer, under the able editorial
management OF Mrs. Wesley, will help
on the work, whether she uses matter
sent out from st. Louis or prepares it
herself.
, 1901-12-26
Christmas 1901,

Christmas day here was one of just
enough sharpness in the atmosphere
to make one realize that it was Christ
mas weather instead of May or June.
The day was very pleasantly spent in
family dinners, and in special spreads
at all the hotels and restaurants.
Turkeys, ducks, geese and chickens,
garninished with cranberry sauce,
ice ream and cake, formed the prin-
cipal piece de resistance in all cases.
Judging from the amount of very
busy shopping done during the week
previous to the advent of Christmas
day, old Santa Claus must have visit
ed almost every one in town. There
were a few strangers in our midst,
and all such could be easily recog-
nized by the l~istless air and PARKWAY
look in the eye. No doubt but they
were thinking of a home in some
Eastern state, where they had been
wont to gather, with the rest of the
family, around a we'll spread table
and to partake of the general good
cheer, and the gifts and happy greet
ings incident to the day, and were
contrasting their present lonely sur
roundings with that happy time. To
be away from home on Christmas
day, a stranger in a strange land"
will make one feel more deserted and
desolate than to be marooned on an
island in the sea. To all such The
Sun extends its sympathy, together
with the hope that before another
Christmas comes around they will be
reunited with their loved ones.