The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-12

The loss of two such men as Pau
Neumann and William c. Wilder, with
in a fortnight, leaves Honolulu visibly
poorer in it's sum total of good citizen
ship.
PHILOSOPHY OF SIMON FROST.
When Teller begins to blow about
his forefathers. L ofen wonder what
they'd think o. him.
"A cloud always looks blacker when
It's a-comin' toward We than when it's
a-goin' t'other way.
Some folks go thro' the world like
they was a-walkin' thro' a fog.
The Lord fixed things so tibet the
bird tibet was the purtiest singer wasn't
the best to eat.
Its the finishin' touches tibet makes
a fellers work good or bad.
4 onct knowed a Teller tibet always
when he died. SOS he wouldn't git too
big a change.
An OF Teller always likes the best the
tunes tibet he used to whistle when he
was a boy.
EFF everybody in the world was strong
enough to boss himself there wouldn't
hev to be no government.
These here diplomats hev got to
know how to call Teller liar without
maxim him mad.
A yellin' kid in a railroad car kinder
makes a Teller doubt tibet sech Is the
kingdom o. Heaven.
-Prayin' an kissin' re two things thet
he'd oughter be done in private.
When a Teller gifts up high 1t gen rail-
ly makes him dizzy to look back
Some folks look at ev'rything like
they do at the moon; they kin see only
one side.
There's some folks tibet don't care
how dirty their shirt front gifts so long
as there's diamond a-stickin' in it.
Even when a dawg sleeps with one
eye open, We kin sneak by all right eff we
keep on tother side.
1t makes a Teller feel like cheatin'
folks when he knows tibet they're ex-
pectin' him to do 1t.
There's a heap o. satisfaction in
KNOWN tibet We done the best ye could,
even eff 1t amt very good
Eff we can't tell the difference be-
tween toadstool an mushroom. yed
better let somebody else try 'em fust.
Its centrally the boss tibet We paid
the most fer tibet dies with the collie.
The faster Teller runs the harder
he'll fall eff he stumbles.
Don't holler till we've got somethin'
to holler about, an then go some place
where nobody kin hear We.
"A boss can't never travel his best
while there's stone a hurtin' his foot.
1t takes a mighty smart Teller to
play the part Nv a fool.
-Ye can't learn to pillow without gittin'
few blisters on yer hands.
Good comp'ny II make the longest
journey seem short.
Don't laugh at a Teller cause he
thinks dinrent than ye do: maybe he's
right.
Did We ever hear a Teller say that he
was licked in an argument?
"A windmill amt no good unless
there's wind to make 1t go.
EFF some folks he'd the world the fust
thing they'd do would be to put an avn
in over it to keep off the sun.
!Taint ofen the Teller tibet plants
tree cuts it down.
-Nothin' good amt wasted.
1t amt always the purtiest gals thet
gifts married the soonest.
Some folks spend half NV their time
gittin' into trouble, an the other half
a-gittin' out o. it.
Its funny how the fellers tibet are
NAANAAAi d SeilAlC " CSliOS NH always tell
the players what they had oughter DONE
"A head-strong woman an a head
strong boss re two o. the things tibet
kin make a feller's life the most mis-, ra-
BILE.
Misery likes comp'ny, but 1t don't
make pleasant eomp'ny fer nobody
1t always seemed queer to me tibet
the newspapers puts the marriages an
the death notices on the same page
Very Much in the Family.
The fifth Of an extraordinary series
of weddings has just been celebrated
| in Paradise Valley, near Oroville, Cal
The first was that of John Weer, a
Cornish widower with four good look
ing daughters Some years ago he
welded Mrs. Malarin, a French widow
with four sons. The boys and girls
have now been all mated and the five