The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-02-14
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ever we're epsssed TOT she (indisnsnil,l
-sifi Do Yoa ttink eonld live Tor 70
yeafe sfoand where tiers we're other men
without having chance TN you came
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There IL poibine 9 woman more en-
Joys. ssys tito Corbisd Philosopher, than
monkoyiGa at msting something ont OF
something IL ought not TO be made
cot OF.
Mr.. Aewpop- You hGyen't seen our
baby Jet, He's oaly months old, bnt
tell yoa bee bright Jack Bseheler - Tbs,
sof Can be e. sit up 90 his bind lees
aud bea'
-Rashen-I haven't any use for losi
era. Gutbsm Oh, they ate all right 10
their way Rashem There's where you
are wrong, They are always right 10 tou'
body elsa's way.
The Hsiress On, pspsl The duke
has proposed. Papa H'ml What arr
his TrospeclsS The Heiress - He says be
can te,.ls With bis creditors Tor . shilling
on the pound
Il understood State official has 10
fret Taste every dish eaten by the Sultan
Of Turkey. Whats tue resson2 Like
Sood many pfople who are not SnltsDe, IL |
seems be is aifaid Of bis cook.
Girl With The Fur jacket Some PEG
pie think II ~ slI tight TO eat onions end
others doni. lie only ms,ter OF taste
0irl With the Storm Colisr-No, II isn't
liz matter OF smell.
Young doctor Congratulate mel I've
iust called to s.,end my 6rst patient |
Young Lswyer -0lsd to hear III Bot
hadn't yon better take me slong' Perhaps |
he'd better msks his will
What's your husband dom now7 ash |
Cd the neisthor. Well. anwered Mrs.
Corniossel, 'Pesrs 10 me like be amt doin'
much Of suy!bin' except scoldln' our boy \
Josh for no beia' more Industrious.
-Gtissby took bis Boston terrier over
and had him sscsin ted the other day
DID be have himself vsccinated too? No.
BIO doesn't bsiltvs 10 II. But BIO said be
wouldnt tske 49, chances ailh the dog
IL read the other dsy tbs, automobiles
sre replacing horses on somo Of the YES,
ern ranches, said The ohsstvsnt bosrder.
! should shiak ,ha, bnrteless cowboys
would be eogsii,tsi II u novelty, com
msn,ed the cfoss eyed bosrder
Would yon rather be wise Oh besnti
falf asksd Fats o. ibe COY young msidsn.
Beautiful rephsi tho damsel. Alb, yon
sre wise already. commented Fate az she
Tied up spsehase Of cosmetics.
Aunt Hsnnih o.. yen fool Of eirll
Jas. bec.uss aaa tells yon you are The
pretliest worisu 10 the wsfd and The vie
eat sDj sweetest you believe him. Atsbel
ls-And Wy sLonidn't ~ d. you know,
sun,y. kial er think 20 myself
--Aui eiclsiuei the visiting Bri,op,
overyttins here 10 80 Bew. don't you
know. fop bsve no noble old ruins ~
Amerles - se have. Al. replied the Yau
kse. they nerely come oser bare 10 MARI,
our hsirssse,: then they go back hcms 4
Enalanj seslu
-Eaphenia said Young Spoonsmore,
will ,oa mstry mtf will not replied The
yonns womsn Indignantly. Miss Licklsd
der, be nisinsa, makies 81 entry In
small msmorsudsm book and repiscine IL |
10 bis pocket, Jon hsse the horor OF being
ths hrst girl sho has refused me ,ince The
pes certuty begsr.
lin sttips sloas ssid Mr. Cnmrcr.
I'm progressing slosly. bat tnrsly. 10
shslf Caitufe. I've been travelling
around With Afs. Y sud Tbs sirls until
I'm getting tishi rGeed. But ihsres
cne Thing doat thiuk I've achieved. Ils
don't believe Ill ever b. sble 20 80 into
90 sn.iaae slers sna .sll the elf ttnee BE-