The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-01
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

1t is not surprising that Mr.. Nihells,
OF Parsons, was frightened when he
| took sick.
Several Cherryvale school patrons
are roaring about like the old scratch
over vaccination order.
1t is a question whether the Nation
Schilling mill at Enterprise leads Gov
ernor Stanley to take his positive
stand on prize fighting.
A man entered the office of Bent
Murdoch the other day and asked him
to be candidate for mayor. Bent
said he would ask his wife.
A magnetic healer at independence
by his gentle manipulations removed
a large wife from prominent man,
leaving him with four kids to raise.
Wichita Eagle: While the glitter
of the pomp of the great is enchanting,
still there are those who find Joy in
being obscure-Pat Grove, for in
stance.
Will White in his article on Croker
said he was childish and the Abilene
Reflector thinks he got the idea from
the text ga little child shall lead
them"
And now some witty individual has
come forward with the statement that
Mrs. Nation is like George Washing
ton because she did it with her little
Ratchet.
Abilene is dry, and Ten Nights in a
Bar Room, soon to appear, isexpected
to strain the facilities, all the old
soaks wanting just to look at the ia
miliar fixtures.
People who would die easy should
do it about Thursday, then the week.
lies can get it from the dailies. Poor
Queen Victoria is still dying in the
Kansas weeklies.
Bill Hackney returned to Winfield
Saturday and was met by delegation
of citizens and a brass band. Bill
deserves u whole lot at the hands of
Winfield people.
There is trouble is store for the
Atchison preacher who said that he
was sorry Mrs. Nation belonged to hfs
church Wait until she gets after him
with her little Ratchet and then he will
hack.
In commenting on Mr.. Bryan's GO
ing to Europe to study Imperialism
the Abilene Reflector lets loose sus-
picion that it has had all the time that
Mr.. Bryan knew nothing about the
subject.
The issue at next election is Eldora-
do will be a dam proposition and the
candidate of the opposition has served
notice on the other fellow that when
he refers to him as the dam candidate
he must not be offended.
The Emporia Gazette argues that
Mrs. Nation would more properly
consecrate her life to the memory of
her, first husband, whom delirium
tremens claimed, by not marrying
number 2, than by smashing joints.
Out at Lacrosse in the center of the
Kansas plain, where the wind sweeps
across miles of country, an item like
this from the Republican is pure woe
1.-THE same wind that blows the lady's
dress knee high, blows dirt in the bad
mans eye"
1900 people daily attend the revivals
now in progress in Hiawatha, all but
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"There are two families in the west
part of this State named Day and Sun
day who are neighbors. Day is the
father of seven daughter and Sunday
the Days nave married sundays, an
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