Evening journal., 1901-11-06
JONES JOINS
The MASQUERS.
Has a Gay Time With thO.
lIumInerS
TALKS ABOUT RURAL DELIVERY
Asks His Faithful Wife to Send With
out Delay the Old Family
MuSket
TALKS ADOUTRURAL DELIVERY


Headkwarters NV the Delaware Bay
State Gas Kumpany, Liebig Marsh.
Wilmington, Delaware, Moo Kassell
Kounty, November g. 19 Numbered
and won.
Misses Mary Ann Jones, Sandtown.
Shoostring deestrict, Kent Kounty.
Delaware
Mi deer Mary Ann: Hit sertinely ia
mistyfyin about them Street and Suer
bonds. don't think that Mister Ad-
dix bawt them. altho he's alters buyin'
sum kind NV bonds. but wen / asked
him eff he had 'em. he sez: bill, them
bonds ha'int no funyral NV mine, but
eff them fellers want tn sell em guess
/ wud tax hand in the negoshia-
shuns."
Their sertinly wus a gorgus perade
in this sitty on holly eve, Mary Ann,
an yore risin husbund wus in hit, but
don't say nothin' about hit fer feer
them reform fellers will git hold NV
hit an start a investeegashun. i seed
bill gum in town las Thursday, but he
wusn't in the perade. Their NUS won
feller in the perade wat wus naked up
an had flowers in the buttonhole NV
his coat. an ef hit hadn't been fer him
bein' black he wud hev looked like
Sim Penneewell. Their wus another
feller -uheu WIS rugged up ez Sanity
klaws, an he looked a good bit like
Seniter Abbitt. bekause hiss whiskers
wus kOmed like hisn.
Seniter Bob Mackfarlyn is wise presi-
dent NV the 2nd Avenoo Outin Klub an
hit wun pare NV Shoes an silk UNI
brel. Ike Ellyott must a bin out a
koon huntin' agin last night fer
heerd sum dogs hollerin' way off sum
WHARF.
Walter H. Haze. former Sheriff
Taylor an sum more NV our ,fellers
wus out tn the wurkhouse a lookin'
aroun' las Saturday, an CESS they will
get sum NV them reglers in hit afOre
the reform Kummittee gifts dun.
Charlee Kittinger hes fed frum the
sitty an am left heer all alone an
hit sertinly is diskuragin'.
Eff President Rosefelt appints Jony-
than S. Willis inspeckter NV rooral
male in Delaware. Mary Ann, hit will
be awful. fer he is wun oye them reg
Ter republicans an hit won't be safe
fer me tu send yeou no more letters.
Mister Addix sez kin send hit down
tu yeou bi a messenger boy, but, Mary
Ann. Jonythan mite git the boy an
letter. too.
Ef Mister Addix wud put in wun Nv
these maccarOny masheens, kud
throw shadders Rginst the gabel end
NV the barn an yeOu cud git lots NV in
fermashun about wat yore risin' hus-
bund is adoin' Of
seed thet feller Swain wot teeches
slKule in Harrington. He wus up heer
with a feller named Van Geezell, an
Shelldrake an them fellers .wuz attend
in the meetin' NV the CRATE Kounsel
NV the improved order NV Red Men.
Swain es Mise feller. Mary Ann, an
is wun Nv our workers. an Of Mister
AddiX gets anything outin pollyticks
we air goin' tn give Swain sumthin.
Thare is sum tawk NV us fellers get
tin in with the demykrats an lickin'
the life outen them doopont Reglers.
Me. Mister Addix and Mister Bateman
is gettin' tired NV this kind Of pol
| litikoll dependence. Wun Nv the reg
Ter Origins rit sum poetry on hit an
hit sertinly wus ridicklus. Mister Ad-
dix sez eff he had his way he Rud git
dJJerny general Waru Lu heJcn MlSJer
Kappell wat showed them gas letters
NV hisen tu the newspapers.
Them DobsOns hes bawt the hole
darn sitty NV Wilmington an me and
mister Addix KANT even git a fran
chise fer the old an onnered Bay StRit
Gas Kumpany. Ef we join the dimy-
krats am goin' tn invite Sam Merry
deth tn KUN and see me in the tank,
an wen them reform fellers air asleep
we will git out an / will git Sam" TO
teech me tn shoot kombynashm pool.
Hit is Mise tn no how tn shute thet
game, an Sam ust to play down tn
Dover durin' the Legislator tn yeer
ago.
Wen / git pade of / want tn send
yeOu my fottygraff
Send wun NV the children out tn the
= stashun with my musket an powder an
shot pouches an game bag fer got IN
shute sum musrats fer pervissiOR iF
gittin' low The stashun agent will
send the musket tn me by sum Nv the
shoOstring fellers.
Yore risin' Husband.
William Jones.