New-York tribune., 1901-02-04
THE TALK or TIE DAT.

Arthur simmons. the venerable negro attendant
the White House. doing in his chair the
other day, when an usher rushed upstairs and
said Man down here wants to Mr. Corteyou.' -
Can't see him" replied Arthur with dignity. But
this says he's got 70 see him Don't care
nothin' about that" said Arthur. preparing 70 re-
his doze. Nobody see Secretary Cor
telyou He's gone into HIS sanctum sanltarium."
He-I wish I was worth million dollars.
Shell don't Ike to hear YOU talk that way. 1t
He|so that / Gould give It all to YOU, dear
she-After all It is not money 3 that one . cares
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Mile. Jane DervaL the winner of the Gil Bias
beauty contest held In Paris year ago. received
IS 900 a year from a we'll known dressmaker 20 wear
his clothes exclusively and advertise them among
theatrical folk Her employer has Just sued
Madamoiselle for damages. claiming 10 hold proof
that she received s. 800 from a rival to propagate
the idea that while she the garments made
by the plaintiff on account of the salary paid her
for doing 50. she preferred his rivals gowns.
Melton-our minister impressed it upon his con
Fenwick-our minister merely said all the world
was kin. Is there any difference?
Melton-Most assuredy Your minister only gets
one thousand a year but ours gets ten thousand
philadelphia Record
Bishop Els Of Marquette. nIi-h- thus explains
his recent order that English be used In the
churches OF the diocese: 1T was NOT directed
against the speaking OF Polish other for
eigr language in churches but was rather intended
for children. particularly American born children
intended by the order that instructions to those
AZ low mass be given I'm English. because the com
ing generation OF Americans should be aided in
every way to acquire a fluent use OF their own
language. The instruction was 10 be given at only
two low masses each month. did not aim at TAX
ing away from faithful Polish or other foreign con-
gregations the of their beloved mother tongues
but 1 sincerely believe that the children Of all ma
tionalites residing In America should receive suf-
hcient instruction In the language Of the land OF
their birth
Have you Moore's poems:'' inquired the sweet
Il think So miss. In look in minute . replied
fine rev story Just out. It's called Just One Kiss
Il want Moore" she interrupted haughtIly-CPhil-
adelpha Press.
The oldest English subject is believed 70 be Mrs
Elizabeth Hanbury who lives with her son at
Dynevor House. the top Of Richmond Hill. and
is now in her one hundred and eighth year.
her son. Cornelius Hanbury. who is the church
warden of Christ Church, Richmond. is well adj
vanced in his eighth decade. Mrs Hanbury ia a
member of the Society of Friends. Her faculties.
with the exception OF increasing deafness. are
still good and her interest in passing events is well
maintained Until year two ago the old lady
was in the habit of driving out occasionally, but
she does not now leave the house.
soft answer has not only the effect of turning
away wrath; may serye sS 20 ave assngs an injury
in Boston, and attended bi-weekly conference at
Divinity Hall Just at that time he was out OF
sorts with the East and his address reflected an
aCrid mood. Especially did he insist that they
didn't know everything down in Judee. or even in
Cambridge
When ne sat down there was a momentary hush.
and then the late Dean Everett slowly rose. He
began In HIS usual soft and hesitating tone: There
are doubtless a great many things which Mr.. Jones
knows and do not know. but there are also a
few things which know. and he does not
Then followed a pause during which each man
held his breath, for the dean was known 10 carry
on his lips a dagger, which sometimes found it's
unerrtng way TO the hearts of men and things but
after due pause he continued gently:
And chief among them is how glad always
ara In see hm."-Youths Companion