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Oood rIms on lAs OcsaA

For a perfect rest from business,
nothing equals the steamer trip from
Portland TO San Francisco and return
this month and next, when the ocean
Is smooth and the days are pleasant
on deck. Every hvo days a splendid
steamer OF the o. II. 4 N. line leaves
Portland. The accommodations are
excellent. Any agent Of the company
will give details, or address A. Il.
Craig, general passenger agent, Port.
land,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
IIss. of the Dav.

''The proposition to abolish ladies'
day at the club was voted down"
''Yes?"
"Yes; it develops that there is
hardly member who does not, in
point of fact, enjoy meeting his WI e
OCCASIONALLY.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
A Moral Lssturs.

Miss Upperten--- They say there is
great deal OF misery among the
poor.
Miss Gotrox-Well, it's their own
fault. There's Reggy Van pelt, for
instance, with only $40, 900 n year,
trying to keep yacht and u stable Of
horses--no wonder he's miserahlol
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Coat of HALLWAY Transporta dion.

In France it costs $1.44 to carry
ton of freight 100 miles; in Germany,
$1.28; in Switzerland. $3.50; In Holland,
SLIGO; in Belgium, $136; in Italy, $3.50;
in Austria, 50, while In the United
States the co It is only 81 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Thousht h. IVA, G.tt.nr p.r,onaI.

81 hear you and Walshingham
have fallen out, ;" said Hawley.
"Yes, replied Hicks. He asked
me to design crest for him, and |
suggested pig rampant upon wax
ed floor as consistent with his name,
and he lost his temper.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
His Parcel

Mrs. Lots-Hasn't that man next
door got mortgage on his placeS
Mr.. Lots--Yes, indeed, he has.
'Why does he refer to the property
as parcels"
because it's tied up, I suppose. !"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
Woman Like. Sh. |, . LlnsuI,t.

Queen Wilhelmina is an excellent
lingust, for, besides her knowledge Of
Malay, she speaks French, German
and English as huently as her native
Dutch, and she knows something be-
sides of Italian and Russian.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Stability er Wooden Churches.

Some OF the wooden churches Of
Norway are fully 700 years old, and
are still in an excellent state Of pres
ervation. Their timbcrs have sue.
cessfully resisted the frosty and al
most Arctic winters because they have
been repeatedly coated with tar.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Resting Robert = See here. Tom,
this paper says we have no leisure
class in this country--that even our
millionailes are hard working men.
Tired Thomas That man didn't
know what he was writing about
We are the leisure class.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Hls Ancestors.

Father Mulcaughey (callingl-0i
suppose these pictures in yez parlor
are av yer ancestors?
Pat 0'Callahan (acquiescingl-Yis; 4;
some av thin are moi aunt's sisters,
but mohst av thin are moi wife's re-
lations.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
A Bonanza.

Here's a distinguished scientist
who says that, after, all, there's no
thing in germs"
Nothing in germsl Nonsensel
Why look how much the doctors have
made out of them.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Dressed to Slay.

N.Y. exclaimed tho young man,
who had called to take her out in his
cutter. eur cap and jacket You're
dressed to kill. y
"Not exactly" she replied,
Merely to sleigh. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

'The A. B. c. OF Photography by
Fayette ]. Clute is one of the best text
books for amateurs ever published.
Price 25 cents by mail. Camera Craft
Pub. Co, $50 Sntter ST.. San Francisco
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Bird Dealer-what do you mean by
returning that parrot after keeping
him four months? What's the mat
ter with him?
Customer-W-w-well, the b-b-b-
blamed b-b-b-bird st-st-st-uttersl
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Farms In Vermont.

For Vermont the enumerators re-
port 33, 100 farms; in 1880 there we're
35, 522 and in 1890 80, ,573. The num-
Der Of farms in 1900 is 536 in excess
of that of 1890, and 2, Alb less than
in 1880.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
LIE, tio,ld C,Iad.

"It's so tiresome, sighed the girl
in the fur jacket, mo sooner do
you get back from your winter trip
to the South than you have to begin
to make up your mind where you are
going TO spend the summer. Some
times / think life is hardly worth
living"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
n. NroAs W.N

"Do you wish now, \" inquired the
prison visitor, THAT you had followed
The straight and narrow raths"
"Dat's dc one ibid follor. replied
Jimmy Dofes. II I'd only dodged
inter dat crooked alley, dey'd never =
ketohed me. |"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
New J.r,.y.. D,n,,,l popuI..IOa.

Paterson has the most populous
city ward in the state OF New Jersey.
II Is the Third ward, with %, 7S0 peo.
pie, Newark has the next largest,
with 90, S5e. Elizabeth has ward
with only 0,STS population.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Well Named

Cora-Why is that artist called an
impressionistg
Merritt-Because a picture of his
looks as If he laid the canvas on a
palate full of colors and took an
impression.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Amsrlea BealIns 0erInany.

The lead pencil industry in Germany
is at present suffering from American
competition. IL is alleged that our
success in this branch OF industry is
mostly due to the perfection Of the
machinery.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Hoitt.s seheol.

At Menlo Park, San Mateo County, CAL, with
its Beautiful Surroundings, perfect climate,
careful superv sion, thorough instruction,
maintains its position in the front ranks Of
schools for boys on the Pacific Coast Ira G.
Hoitt, Pm. D., Principal.
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srArx on ONO, err oE roLEpo. :.
s4saA f,atfaNw ~

FRANZ ]. CHMNkr makes oath that he is the
senior paftaf Of the arm OF y, J, cMnNnr a Co,
doing business In the City ol Teledo, counsy
and State aforesaid, and that said arm will pay
the sum OF oNE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
BY the uao of Halls cAfAnhW CuRk.
FRANK ]. cHENEY
sworn 10 before nae and subscribed Ia my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. D. 1854.
A, W. 0tKAHoN,
t-~t Notary fnhite
HailAs cataErh Cure Il taEen Internally and Aeta
directly on the blood aud mucous surfaces of
the system. Sand for testimonials, free.
y. J. CHENkf a CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, Tbc.
Halls Family Pills are the beat
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Certainly nobody can deny that
giving smaller piece of ice than is
just at times the fault of some ice
men,"
"Unquestionably.
And doesn't it make the fault
greater when they lay it at other
peoples doors?"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Welsh language.

The poll taken OF Cardiff, Wales,
on the question OF whether children
in the board schools should be taught
the Welsh language has resulted in a
majority Of 81 votes against it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Stamps hav a Boon.

The great rise in value OF late was
that sheet of 100 two cent Pan-Amer-
ican stamps, in which the accidental
inversion OF the picture in the center
increased the market value of each
stamp from two cents to 500.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Amateur, develop your own plates at
home. X G. powder developer, six
packages 25 cents. For sale by all
photo supply dealers, or Kirk, Geary &
CO., $50 Sutter St., San Francisco.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Millions lor TuIane Ilniyer,itv.

Mrs. Newcomb, who died recently
in New York, left $4,000, 600 to Tu-
lane University. She had already
given $3.50, 600 to this university.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Misery Love, Comp,nv.

Sand was every one of you seasick
coming over?"
"0h, yes; we were all in the same
boat. :"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Hoods JdrSap0riLL0


First Tramp-De dog chased you,
did he?
Second Tramp-You bet For a
few minutes l had to lead purely
strenuous life!
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
lnttrurhan RadInas,.

"Your town, said the Chicagoan,
sis called the City Of Straits, be-
lieve. "
Eyes" replied the Detroiter. "and
yours, suppose, might be known as
the City of Crooks. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
Not Vsrv Aneisnt.

''Is Miss Primrose Daughter OF the
Revolutiong"
Mercy, no; she wasn't born until
after the war of 1919.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price SOC.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
A Natural inference.

Parkville-Theres talk of getting
up milk trust
Rockaway-Ill bet that would be
watered.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Baby gets the benefit. Nursing mothers
make their milk mildly purgative with Cascar-
cts. the only safe laxative for babies. Alldrug-
giSts, l0c sc, soc.
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h Was 10 70 him.

Maisise-If / should fall out Of this
wagon, what would you dog
Dick-I'd catch you in my arms.
Maisie-Get ready.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds,-JoHE f. BoYER, Trinity Springs,
Ind, Feb. Is. 1900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's So0th.
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

EETe Permanently Cured. No ilts % nervousness.
BHI0 after first days uAe of nr. Kns's Great Nerva
nestorer send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treat.
so DE-. r. II KLINE, Ltd. .y3 Arch st.. Phiiadelpha, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

TO CURE A COLD In ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money iftt fails to cure.
:. W. Groves signature Is on each box. 25e.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

you KNOW WHAT YoU ARE TAKING
when YOU take Groves Tasteleas Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
ninO In q tasieless form. No Cure. Ne pAy. Joe.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11

What Wonder

laxative Bromo-ouinine Tablets cure Q cold l
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 2S centA
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-07-11
ADVANCE IN FARMING
PROGRESS NOTED m THIS
BRANCH OF INDUSTRY.

Net Additions 70 Farm Resources Pc.
tween 1890 aud 1900 Was Greater
than Value OF All Farm Iavestments
Fifty Iears Ago,
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
THINGS You MAY NOT KNOW,

Europe has had 321 monarchs since
the battle of Hastings.
Only "a doctors reach the age Of 20
for every AZ clergymen.
Wheat is mentioned % different
times in the Bible.
Germany holds the record for the
first daily paper. 1t was printed in
1924.
-Four bushels of potatoes contain
the same amount of nourishlnent as o
bushel of wheat.
When the serfs were freed in Russia,
the government paid on an average
SIS for 20,7o0,OoO of them.
A boy-baby month old can expect
but AZ years of life. When he is five
years older, his chances of living have
increased to 81 years 6 months.
London 10 the most expensive port
in the world. Ships which can dis
charge in three days at Liverpool OF
New York take IA in London, owing
to lack of facilities.
Among the ruins Of Pompeii have
been found chatting dishes of exquisite
workmanship, which gives undisputed
proof of their use in the city which
contained villas of many wealthy
Romans. ar
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
SELL THE FAT HENS.
No Process by Which They May BE
Turned Into Profitable Layers
I'm Less Than Six Weeks.

When by overlooking flock of hens
has become too fat to lay, it seldom
pays to put them on short rations for
the purpose of reducing them in flesh.
Where hen is too fat to lay she is in
prime condition for the table. and that
is the best use which can be made Of
her. When anything is in frst-class
market condition it ought to go to
market. 1t is only in exceptional cases
that the destruction Of this condition
can be justified on the ground of good
business policy. The rule will not ap.
ply in the case Of very choice breeding
stock, but under the ordinary state
of affairs this is the most profitable
course to pursue. Reducing fat hens
to laying condition is not as simple
task as it may appear to be. If this is
attempted in the middle of the winter
the chances are three to one that there
will be no eggs until spring. And it is
usually in the middle of the winter
that this operation is undertaken, as
it is not until about that time that the
owner discovers that his hens are in an
over fat condition. It takes an expert
to make the change and start the eggs
while the weaeher is still cold. This
writer has had his share Of grief with
over fat hens, and he knows of no proc
css by which he can turn them into
profitable layers short OF six weeks.
The hens will have to lay tremendous
lot of eggs to make good the loss sus-
tanned by six weeks Of idleness during
the latter half of the winter. tits bet
ter to save the weight at six or seven
cents pound, and replace the fat hens
with lighter ones.-Wallace's Farmer.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
Fence. and F1yins HeA..

No fence will confine a persistent
flyer. A fence is usually eight feet
high, out six feet is generally found
to be sufficient for the breeds of poul-
try Of medium size, and four feet is
high enough for the heavier breeds,
such as the Brahmas and Cochins.
Even if these birds attempt to fly over,
one Of their wings may be cut. but in
doing this care must be taken to leave
the two large outer feathers in order
not to disfgure the birds. Ofcourse,
the frat cost of "a number Of yards is
considerable, as there IL the wire TO
buy, tho posts and the gates, besides
the labor Of putting them up. How
ever, runs are the only possible means
whereby many can keep fowls at al,
and If they are we'll looked after and
carefully fed and housed there is abso-
lutely no reason why they should not
thrive well and be source Of profit
Farm and Fireside.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18

tons, and no woman should allow
herself to reach such perfection Of
misery when there is absolutely no
need Of it. The subject Of our por-
trait in this sketch, Mrs. Williams Of
Englishtown, Nj, has been entirely
cured of such illness and misery by
Lydia E. Pinkhaln's Vegetable Corr
pound, and the guiding advice of Mrs.
Pinkham Of Lynn, Mass.
No other medicine has such record
for absolute cures, and no other medi-
cine is 'just as good. Women who
want cure should insist upon getting
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound when they ask for It at a store.
Anyway, write letter to Mrs. Pink
ham at Lynn, Mass, and tell her all
Your troubles Her advice is free.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18

f1ENHoUsE MADE OF HAY.

poultry netting is put on the sides all
around the shed, and before stapling
to place the wire is set in the ground
about eight inches to keep out rats.
Poles are then set about three feet
from the sides all around the shed,
with the exception of the south side,
and few strands of wire tackled to
them to keep the sides in place. When
the hay is put in it is tramped we'll un-
til it is built up to the paper and the
projecting laps laid over.
/. When cold weather sets in the south
side of the shed is covered with heavy
duck and Stats nailed over the duck.
For entrance flap is left and board
tackled to the duck endwise. Loops Of
leather or wire are stapled to the board
to draw taut. This will give the build
ing plenty of light and will answer
better than window glass. During the
warm months the duck is removed and
put away for future use. The sides on
the north are also removed for ventila-
ton. In the fall new sheds and runs
are erected upon new location, the
poles removed. the old pile of hay
burned and the ground plowed for q
garden for the next season.
During the winter when the wealth
er requires it these sheds are heated
with steam from two old steam cook
ers in greenhouse, which is located
about the center of this row Of sheds
Two-inch pipe is laid through the
sheds upon blocks of wood in trench
20 inches deep. 1t is covered with
boards and then dirt. The pipes
through the shed are not covered, with
the exception of Stats over the trench.
The steam does not return to the
greenhouse, but is let out at the end
of the last building. l breed fancy
poultry altogether and was unable to
get paying prices for stock and keep
them in perfect order until adopted
this style of buildings.-Orange Judd
Farmer.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.
The wife and Mother.in-Law Of MI
Charles Keys.

Clarissa, MIMI, April Is (Special.
No family in this vicinity is better
known or more universally respected
than Mr.. Charles Keys, the local School
Teacher, and his estimable wife, and
mother-in-law. For long time, Mrs.
Keys has been in ill health. Recently,
however, she has found cure for her
ailments in Dodd's Kidney Pills.
81 cannot speak too highly Of Dodd's
Kidney Pills, or of what they have done
for me" said Mrs. Keys.
my life was miserable, my back al
ways ached, also my head. was troub.
led with Neuralgia in the head and face
and suffered extreme pain, but thanks
to Dodd's Kidney Pills, all those aches
and pains have vanished like the morn
ing dew, and it now seems that life is
worth living. I consider Dodd's Kid
ney Pills God-send to suffering hui
mainly. They may rightly be named
the Elixir of Youth.
while speaking of my own case and
the wonderful benefit / have received,
N. might also add, that my mother, who
is now an old lady of "a years and who
lives with me, has been troubled more
or less with aches and pains, as is nat
ural with one of her advanced age.
When she saw what Dodd's Kidney
Pills had done for me, she commenced
to use them herself, and she says that
they have done her more good than
any other medicine she has ever tried.
This testimony is given in the hope
that others who may be afflicted as we
were, may see and read it, and be bene-
flied by It."
What Mrs. Keys states in her letter
can be verified by reference to any of
her many friends in this neighborhood.
Dodd's Kidney Pills have already q
wonderful reputation in Todd County.
Nothing has ever cured Bright's Dis
ease. Diabetes OF Dropsy but Dodd's
Kidney Pills.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
TEMPORARY HOUSES.
a Pennsylvanin Poultrymnn Prefers
Them to the Costly Structures He
Used for Many Years.

I started 10 years ago with we'll
built poultry house, which, while com
Portable in winter, was too hot in sum-
mer. 1t finally became infested with
vermin, which I could not keeprid of.
I finally built sheds of poles and old
hay, and have used them with the best
results. These sheds are made 25x100
feet and ten feet high, with poles set
in the ground six to eight feet apart.
Use poles for the top pieces, put cross
wise. Fence wire is stapled on top of
the cross pieces lengthwise, about IA
inches apart.
About two feet of old hay IS put on
and tar paper laid evenly over the hay,
with the ends projecting on the north
about five feet. Six-foot small-mesh
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
ETERNAL VIGILANCE.
Ualess It Il Exerted successfulIy war
Cannot BE WaRed Against the
Ubiquitous Hen Louise.

So much has been said and written on
the topic of hen lice, and SO many rem-
edies advertised, that it really seems
as though the louise would be annihi-
lated, but still it is ever present with
us.
I built very large new poultry
house, lined its sides and ceiling with
tarred building paper, built new roosts,
moved the hens in, and in four months
found the whole building swarming
with the spider louise or mite.
The mite is smaller than pinhead,
resembles young spider in form, is
bright red when full of blood, and
breeds on the roosts, walls and floor
of the hen houses, and at night preys
on the poultry and saps the life from
them.
They are sure death to young chicks,
will cause setting hens to leave their
eggs. and are the worst enemy of the
poultry keeper.
got the pests with some thorough
bred poultry purchased which taught
me in future to buy eggs, and get my
new blood that way, and run no risk Of
importing lice and disease into my
flock.
What to do 1 hardly knew, as the
building was large and new and tarred
paper did not daunt them.
I drove out the poultry, closed the
building, took pail of kerosene, q
whitewash brush, and went all over
the wood parts, wetting them thor
oughly, then smoked the building for
ten days with sitting sulphur smoke.
After two weeks found the ground
floor simply alive with the lively mites;
then I took barrel of slaked lime I
happened to have, and spread it about
an inch. deep all over the floor, and
that killed them.
You ask why did not use some Of
the advertised lice killers? Because
the expense would have been too great.
Still would advise using them where
the building is small. find the foun.
dation of all the lice remedies have
used consists of tar, kerosene, sulphur
and roaddust, and see no necessity
of purchasing it ready mixed.---Clara
Ransome, in National Rural.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-04-18
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THlsP
Pen Picture for Women.

ST am so nervous, there is not .
well inch in my whole body. I am 90
weak at my stomach and have indi-
gestion horribly, and palpitation Of
the heart, and l am losing flesh. This
headache and backache nearly kills
me, and yesterday nearly had hyster-
les; there is o weight in the lower part
Of my bowels bearing down all the
time, and pains in my groins and
thighs; cannot sleep, walk, or sit,
and believe am diseased all over;
no one ever suffered as do"
This is description of thousands Of
cases which come to Mrs. Pinkham's
attention daily. An inflamed and MI
cerated condition Of the neck of the
womb can produce all OF these symp-