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Daily camera., 1901-02-01
rhe rr.th At Lat,

The Truth At Last.
"Oh, doctor, is it very dangerous 4
swallow cement?'
VERY dangerous, indeed"
"And gutta-percha, doctorr
Every serious" 4
"And porcelain oh. doctor. - II veeJ
poisonous .!
"See here. madam, have you attempt
ed suicide?" 1.
mo, I've swallowed my teetA."-Chi.
cago Daily News
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
sensitive Little Machine.

A machine in the Bank of England,
for weighing sovereigns and half-sov-
ereigns is SO extre mely sensitive that
it can denote tenth of grain differ
ence in the weight Of coin. 1t au-
tomaticaliy weighs 26 coins in min
ute. The coins OF full weight it throws
to the right and the others to the left.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
Ralial Confidence.

Father--My son, when was your
age was 1t my desk 1t seven o'clock
in the morning.
The Son-That may be. pa; but
know the business i perfectly safe in
your hands, even while I'm away
Tit-Bits.
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Another n.lAun

, "Poor Bronson"
"What's the matter with him?" "A
HE was the victim Of . hold-up hsi
night, 80 he tells me-" va
you don't say so! How did it hap,
pen?"
"Oh. the baby had eaten something
that didn't agree with it. He had %
hold it up for three hours at stretch. 4"
Times-Herald.
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Esvei to the Occasion.

A wag who thought to have . joke
At the expense of An Irish provision
dealer said: Can you supply me
with yard Of pork?"
Pat" said the dealer to his assist
ant, give this gentleman threA pigs'
feet. t."-Nt-Bits.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
I,.rxalns for Home Seekers.

We have fine list of attractive offers
in this line and are continually listing
new ones. Call and see US if you need
Home Property. Farm Property or con-
template investments of any Character
Give US your properties for rent.
WARREN c. DYER'S
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Irresnonsibility.

They say" remarked the very cyn-
ical person. that in this corrupt and
superficial age the great object 10 not
to be found out"
THAT shows you have very little ex-
perience with bill collectors" answered
the impecunious friend. my great OBJ
ject is not to be found in. ."-Washing-
ton Star.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
Have Yoa NstiesAs

This snaillike pace" growlsd the
first trolley car passenger, ''is enough
to rile a saint"
"Yes. these cars are peculiar" re
piled the philosophic man. When
you're in . car it simply crawls; bu,
when you're trying to catch it it hiea
along At top speed. ."-Philadelphia
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
All nis Fault.

Josephine, you didn't buy mo any
birthday present.
"Well. Joseph, you forgot to givt me-
the y."-1ndfanapolis Journal
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HI. B,t.er Experience.

''You know" said the first citixea.
ABE lincoln said~>it wasn't wise 70
swap horses while crossin' a stream"
HE was dead right" said the second
citizen. looking ruefully at the last an
imal he had acquired in trade. ''lt's .
blamed risky business At any Gme."-
Puck
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Low Rates

Denver to Butte, Helena aud Anacoa-
da $23. Denver to Spokane, Portland!
Tacoma, and Seattle $78 via the Burline-
ton Route-short line. Tickets on sale
February II. 10 and 76 and March 5. IL.
10 and 26 Ask vour ticket agent tor
full information.
G.. w. VALLERY.
General Agent, Denver.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01

Can HcaGh Her Own Rough.
A girl who can bake bread Of dough.
Cut out her own garments and soVSh.
Sweep. wash and cook.
Can husband soon hook.
For she knows all . woman need knougi
-ChicaEo News.
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OhtroAive.

DO you think it 10 proper to intro
duce money in a political campaign ?"
inquired the man of lofty ideals.
"It doesn't wait to be introduced -
answered Senator Sorghum. 1T just
breaks in."-Washington Star.
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nyster..s Of II. riAA,s.

Ay0tNFteO OH Voe FI0Obo.
Yeast-I understand it takes more
than one man to make the different
parts of q fiddle.
Crimsonbeak-Yes.t the fellow who
makes the noise doesn't usually make
any other part Of it.-Yonkers States
man.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
~. Nntur.l Ipferenee,

She-Tell me. darling, am the only
woman you have ever loved7
He-Huh! Do you take - tor
Adam?-Puck.
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ne Force ef HaAit

Aoe = VHC~ - s
ats the boss in ?" asked the stranger,
entering the drug store.
NO." replied the absent-mindsd
clerk; "but we have something just
A. Rood."-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01
A Giveaway - Pl

A Giveaway en Pa.
Mr.. Montague lat the dinner tAble)
-SDo you like to have company visit at
your house, Willie?
Little Willie-No, don't. WhAA We
have company pa always says grace q
meals.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Daily camera., 1901-02-01

He-Have you ever been IN Iovs.
Aiss Margareth?
She-Never; but l have been 90
gased to be married three Hmsol-
HeitAre Welt,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

This Is regarded as a very stupid view.
The use OF subsidy Is to put cash
into the hands OF certain Eastern
capitalists, not to promote any public
interest TO convert the subsidy
scheme into plan for getting the
farmers grain to foreign markets
more Cheaply than at present is to
misconcelve the whole matter To pre-
scribe that the subsidy shall be- in
proportion to the freight carried Is an
insult to those who think the flag IL
the only thing subsidized ship ought
to be required to carry Hitherto the
bounty has been in proportion to the
ships tonnage measurement or dis
tancc sailed. not in proportion to any
such vulgar thing AS mere freight The
object of the subsidy Is the subsidy
1t Is distressing to the Washington
lobby to have public utility imported
into the discussion On the theory Of
subsidies they feel able To beat their
opponents every time, but this CON
crete Wild Western idea of carrying
freight is too silly for anything
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
THE CUBAN SITUATION.

There Is very little In the message Of
President Roosevelt to give encourage
ment to the thoughtful and patriotic
Cuban. The President has surrender
ed to the trusts and the sugar and to-
bacco trusts will never permit the gov
ernment. II they can prevent it. to
deal fairly with the ever faithful
isle"
There are now certain commission
ers from Cuba In Washington, who
came astensibIy to urge reciprocity
but who are said to be annexationlsts
in disguise. Governor General Wood
who is also at present In this country
has expressed the opinion that annex
alton Is Inevitable and that the United
States is morally bound to annex the
island II the people OF Cuba should de-
mand It, II is more than likely that
the matter of annexation or recipro-
city will be largely Influenced by the
trusts. Il has been intimated for some
firae past that the ultimate fate of the
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
The Richest Indians
Will Chose Wives

WICHITA. Kan. Dec. 4. The Usage
Indians, the richest tribe In the world
will hold their annual feast tomorrow.
and the climax will come when tho
young men try to win brides by tests
OF endurance.
The day Will open with big Ian @
hundreds OF Indians coming from their
tepees at daybreak and dancing around
in "A circle for several hours, chanting
weird hymns and Offering up prayers
to the Great Spirit The dance will
end with a final rushing and whirling
around great circle led by the head
men Of the medicine clan
A feast will follow. at the conrlu-
sion OF which will come the tests Of
endurance A number of braves who
wish to become married will be placed
In a row along the circle The old
medicine chiefs will stand in the cen
ter of the ring as judges, The tests
Will consist Of throwing iron weights
through thick boards. long distance
jumping. shooting. etc. The winners
In each OF these contests will he allow
ed to choose their brides
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
Presidents Widows
To be PensiOned

WASHINGTON, Dee Members
of the Harrison family are to hght be.
fore Congress the bin to grant Mrs
+ Harrison wife Of the former President
pension OF $4,000 year This bro.
dIction is made by T. + Tibbott, who
was private secretary to General lIhr-
rison after he retired from the White
House. General Harrison dictated his
Will to Mr.. Tibb0tt who Witnessed
the instrument and discussed il with
him.
THE general told me that he had
drawn the will confident that Congress
would follow the we'll established pre-
ccdent of voting her pension Of $I,-
600 year, which, with the provislon
he had made for her in his will would
be ample to take care of her" ynid
Mr.. Tibbott today The general add
ed that he would have hcqucathcd to
Mrs Harrison his entire estate 4uttn.;
life had he any doubt that Cnngrcaa
would grant her a. pension
Senator Fairbanks of Indiana viii
present the bin to pension Mrs Har-
rlson, and Mr.. Tibbott expects mem
bcrs Of the family to oppose tA pas.
sage on the ground that Mrs harri,
son does not come within the prrre-
dent. having married after her hns
band had ceased To be President
Congress, will promptly pass bin
granting Mrs Mckinley "A pension u
- 600 year
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
British Securities
Are on the Decline

LONDON. Dec. 4.-The stupendona
fall in British Government railroad
and industrial securities. sine" IN"
South African war commenced. Is al
most without precedent In two years.
the Bankers Magazine states, the net
decrease In the value OF the 325 select
ed listed securities amounts 70 the
enormous total OF e l43 GAG 900 Con
soils. which the day before the BUcr
ultimatum were quoted at lJ3F., are
now 81 1915. whereas In the same
period several foreign government
stocks and American railroads rose In
value about E47000, 900. The decrease
In fourteen British and Indian Gov
ernment funds amounted to E7G.Y,2.-
900 The common stock OF nineteen
British railroads lost in value. in the
war period. over ESQ. .00o. .0o0. Whi'r
the decline in railroad debentures and
preferences brings the total loss over
100, ,O0o 600
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
Favored TOm-Cat
Travels in Style

CHICAGO, Dec "A WarLegan
tomcat. which an expert In feline dis
eases says is suffering from consump-
ton, is on his way to seek health In
the balmy Southland and in sole pos
session OF section in Pullman car.
Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Walnw right.
wealthy and much travelled. own this
Thomas The cat doctor said Tom
should have change of air, 70 to
Florida they go. II required two weeks
of pleading with railroad and tians-
portation companies to secure comfort
able accommodations for Tom.
Finally 1t was agreed that il Tom
was properly Gagged and section OF "A
Pullman car reserved he could travel
as spoiled and pctted cat should SO
Tom was confined In n purple-vclvet
lined cage. shown to his section by "A
Pullman porter, supplied with - cents
worth Of cat meat and the Journey
began
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

great island and its million people is
involved In the contest between the
Sugar Trust and the Beet Sugar inter
csts II is not to be supposed that
the Tobacco Trust will stay in the
background Ii the Tobacco Trust and
the Sugar Trust should unite in favor
OF annexation their influence may pro-
dnce results.
In some respects the admission Of
Cuba to the Union as several States
would bc advantageous. II would en-
large the sphere for the operation OF
the sy mpathics of the Northern people
who pose as the friends OF the Colored
race The colorcd race Is exceedingly
numerous In the ever faithful isle. and
they are said to he largely engaged In
politics There is no evidence OF any
race prejudice, and ii Cuba should be
divided into five States there would he
m opportunity for 10 Senator's and at
least as many members of the lower
house. Some Of them might at first
have to bring their Interpreters along
with them, but they would soon learn
to make themselves understood An
emergency might arise whore the votes
of a dozen or two dusky Congressman
would be very acceptable to one OF the
parties here. The question OF divid-
ing Texas into six or aeven Democratic
States would doubtless then come to
the front again
II Is probable that Cuba and Cuban
Affairs will occupy prominent place
in the deliberations OF Congress The
statesmen will hardly lose sight of the
fact that before being admitted into the
Congress of the United States the Gu
bans should first not only be able to
govern themselves, but also be able to
help to govern the present States OF
the Union with wisdom and intell-
gcnce. Most people believe with
Governor Wood that annexation to
the United States Is inevitable, But
perhaps there are not many who will
contend that the United States Is un-
der any moral obligation to take It
into the family OF States, Indeed. the
Cubans were warned or assured by
Congress and the late President. before
the United States drove the Spanish
Government from the island, thai
Cuba was to be an independent nation
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
he Found His Wife
and Kissed Her

CHICAGO. Dec James Walter,
who lives near Iochport y Y. came
to town recently In search of his wife.
who had been missing seven years
He fell into the hands OF confidence
men and lost $400 While in court
taking ont warrants against them to
day he saw his wife on the witness
stand, testifylng In civil action
Walter ran TO her and embraced and
kissed her TO the surprise OF the court
and lawyers. he pair had been sep
arated by Illness and never could get
trace OF each other until today Mrs
Walter will accompany her husband to
New York
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
The KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
STRIKE OIL IN TEXAS

CHICAGO, ILL.,. Dec. 1 The oil
strikes in Texas have proved benefit
to the endowment rank of the Knights
OF Pythlas. Lands owned by the or
ganzation In Texas have, on account
OF the petroleum discovered increased
greatly In value, and have helped re-
duce the alleged $7O0, 1000 deficiency. In
addition to the Increase In land values
other securities have developed worth,
and the shortage Is not now more tfan
$3.50. 900 The board of control OF the
endowment rank is now In session IN
Chicago
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
CANCER

Sufferers from this horrible malady
nearly always inherit it - not necessarily
from the parents. but may be from some
remote ancestor, for Cancer often runs
through several generations. This deadly
poison may lay dormant in the blood for
years, or until you reach middle life, then
the first little sore or ulcer makes its ap-
pearance --or q swollen gland in the
breast. or some other part of the body,
gives the first warning.
To cure Cancer thoroughly and pertna-
uently all the poisonous virus must be
eliminated from the blood--every vestage
If 1t driven out. This S, S. S. does, and
o the only medicine that can reach deep
seated, obstinate blood troubles like this.
When all the poison has been forced out
Of the system the Cancer heals, and the
disease never returns.
Cancer begins often in small way, as the
following letter from Mrs. Shircr shows ::
A small pimpie came on my Jaw about an inch
below the ear the left side of my face. gave
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
SUES DAILY ESTATE
FOR MONUMENT FUND

NEW YORK. Dee 4 Paul Cnuksey
has brought proceedings to have the
Will Of the late Marcus DAILY admitted
to probate in this State The will has
been probated in Montana Coon sev
claims that MIR DAILY agreed to give
$50 900 toward Confederate monu-
mcnt, that the money was not paid
during Mr.. Daly's lifetime, aud II Is
therefore due from his estate
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
Mss HAY WILL MARRY
W. c. WHIrNEY'S SON

WASHINGTON. Dec. 1.-The en-
gagement Is announced OF Miss Helen
Hay. eldest daughter Of the Secretary
Of State. to Payne Whitney, second
son OF William G. Whitney. ex-Secre-
tary OF the Navy
The wedding will take place in this
city early In February Owing To the
deep mourning OF the family of Miss
Hay. 1t will probably be celebrated
very quietly at home
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
HOW TO GET RID OF THE CORK.

AS is well known. the new woman,
like young I.oChinvar, came out of tho
West That is her native home She
was reared there. largely in Kansas.
rffetc Fast and elsewhere II was sup
! posed that she had all her rights In
the West and that those rights there
were none to dispute. This was the
| general idea. but in one particular IL
| Is Incorrect The right or the fitness Of
I women to act as walters In dining cars
/ has been called into question. 1t was
/ recently announced that the Denver
and Rio Grande Railroad Company had
about decided to substitute Mattresses
| FOR men In the dining cars upon its
/ road. At once an objection was made
/ by some of the newspapers that lovely
women viii not fit the place because
she cannot draw corks.
The San Francisco Post declares
that this point was raised by the press
/ " what 1t Ia pleased to term the
ovcreducated and effete East But ii
has failed to prove this assertion. and
We may safely assume that 1t cannot
be proved. The probabilities are that
/ the ungcnerouS thought originated
with some Western editor who makes
occasional trips over the barren deserts
travcrsed by the road in question and
who does not wish to take any risk
In laying the dust which he breathes
into his system At any rate our San
Francisco contemporary rushes at once
to the defense OF the Western woman
from the imputation by whomsocver
made
People who are familiar with Pull
man car walters and who have seen
them draw Corks can well understand
why woman's ability to do II may be
doubted, But why not put the lady
Mattresses in bloomers? That would
be an additional attraction. But there
Is more than one way of drawing n
cork as any one who has ever had
thirst has probably discovered Why
not equip each car with wise to hold
the bottle while the woman pulls AT
the corkscrew? Or she may stand up
on the crossbars OF the corkscrew
while she pulls the bottle upward. But
even these devices are unnecessary
There are no flies on the new woman
and she has invented "A corkscrcw for
her own Use. The corkscrcw which is .
In use In the cfTete East.
has been out OF date In the young and ,
thirsty West for years. This machine .
Is n device worked by a rotary motion /
which In no wise interferes with the
skirts
But there Is no danger OF the West
.rn traveller going thirsty with wom-
N Mattresses on the cars What's the
natter with shooting the cork OF? The
;irl waiter would simply hold up the
Iottle while the traveller shoots the
read of with his revolver That is
imple and easy way of getting ones
liquor quick. by all means let us have
he girl Mattresses on the Pulmans,
md We will take chances of getting
It'd OF our thirst. Let not mere cork
tand between us and the dear girl
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
WnRI.n,s CnAMpInN

Il tried many remedies to cure piles
writes W, II. Smith OF Latham, H..
but found no relief al used Buck
lens Arnira Salyc ! have not been
troubled with piles since" It's the on
ly champion pile cure on earth aud the
best aalve in the world 25c per box,
guaranteed by J.. Icckrndorf n Co.
wholesale. aud .,oo artin drug store
retail
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
THE SHIP SUBSIDY IDEA.

The shipping subsidy hunters at
Washington are said to be much dis
gusted at Western Congressman. who
say subsidies are all right. but that
the vessels subsidized must be freight
carriers or grain carriers, not ocean
greyhounds engaged wholly In carry
Ing millionaircs to Europe aud back.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

me no pain or tneOuv9n-
since, and I should have
forgottea aheut u had q
not began 10 infame Q and
Itch ; u would bleed q
little, then scab over. but
would not heal. Thie
continued for sosne tiine,
when nay Jaw began to
swell. b &c o IN Ing very
painfui. The Cancer be-
gan to eat and spread,
antii Il was a. large asa
half dollar. when I heard
Of q. 0. o. aud dctersnin.
Cd to give Il q fair trial,
and II was semarkabie
what q wonderful effect
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
SAVE. HIS LIFE.

Il feel owe my life to Kodol Dys-
pcpsia Cure" writes II. C. Chrcten-
son, lIaytield. MINI. For three years
| had dyspepsia so bad that could
hold nothing on my stomach Final
ly was confined to my bed. Doctors
said could not live. read your ad
verliscment of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
and thought 1t ht my case and com
m"nccd Its Use. ] began TO improve
from the bottle. Now ! am cured and
recommend II to all"
On sale AZ Bel Pharmacy, 90 N.
Church street.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

q had from the very BEGINNING the sore began 10
heal nd amer taking few bottles disa ppearsd
entireiy. This was two years ago theie are OF III
NO signs Of the caneer, and my general health
.ontisues Tood.--MRs. q. sHIRkA, La Plata, no.
!; e.: 4: !; :: ::
~ ~ ~ Tor our free book ON
Cancer, containing valuable and interest
Ing information about this disease, and
write our physicians about your case. We
make no charge for medical advice.
TAE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. a.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
Brief Local Notes.

Browns, Browns, Wherel
STORAGE WAREHOUSE all iurni
ture, etc. stored with absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co, II n. Stone ave.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

STORAGE WAREHOUSE all iurni
ture, etc. stored with absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co.. IL n. Stone ave.
| Kinney House. Globe. New manage
ment. Dean Il King late OF Hotel Macy
Wilcox. House thoroughly renovated
| Dining room connected. Travelling
mems headquarters.
| observation-disclosures pasture frs,
class alfalfa $3 per month, two miles
South OF town. Horses called for
and returned. Address W. W. Allis, p.
o. Box Ill, Tucson, Ariz.
We carry an elegant line OF sampler
for ladies man tailored garments from
Kline kohn K Co, the largest up.to
date ladies tailoring houpe in the Uni
ted States. Smith the tailor In tho up
or Wedge.
Brickwood House, Nogales European
plan. Thoroughly renovated. First
class AMI central. The leading hotel in
the county.
j. 7. BRIcKwooD, Prop.
Phone 20Si for messenger and parce
delivery service to an> part oi city linn
its lOc. Pioneer Transfer Co. 77-lmo
+. +. kelIher, Phoenix, A. T., offers
to sell his Wholesale grocery with ware.
honses. inventory, October first, before
restocking. It's good business, but the
owner Is able to retire.
While out driving don't forget West
Congress Street Gardens, the place to
get all kinds of cold and refreshing drinkp
and nice, cool private rooms with nc.
commodstions to suit the public In gen
eral. 53-tf. }. FrrzsrMMoNs.
AN EVANGELIST'S STORY.
i suffered for years with a bron-
chial trouble and tried various RENE.
dies but did not obtain permanent
relief until commenced using One
Minute Cough Cure" writes Rev.
James kirkman, evangelist of Belle
River, Ill. One Minute Cough Cure
affords immediate relief for coughs.
colds and all throat and lung troubles. |
For Group II is unequalcd. Absolute !
ly safe. Never fails and fav0rtc with |
children.
On sale at Be''s Pharmacy. % N. .
Church street.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

Phone POSI- for messenger and parce
delivery service to an> part oi city linn
Its lOc. Pioneer Transfer Co. 77-lmo
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

Brickwood House, Nogales- European
plan. Thoroughly renovated. First
class AMI central. The leading hotel in
the county.
T nptcvwoor pro,,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

We carry an elegant line OF sampler
Tor ladies' man tailored garments from
Kline kohn K Co, the largest up.to
date ladies tailoring house in the Uni
ted States. Smith the tailor In the up
or WeJpe
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

FOR SALE-One camping wagon with
white top, very cheap Address y ,
Citizen Office. ll7
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

+. +, kelIher, Phoenix, A. T., offers
to sell his wholesale grocery with ware.
houses, inventory, October first, before
restocking. It's good business, but the
owner Is able to retire.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04
Wants Of the People.

WANTED--A teacher to give lessons
in German. answer AZ L.. Alameda st.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

FOR SALE--A well equipped saloon In
good location, For fun particular,
address L. 0. Box BAL, City. I'm
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

Kinney House. Globe. New manage
ment. Dean Il King late Of Hotel Macy
Wilcox. House thoroughly renovated.
Dining room connected. Travelling
mems headquarters.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-12-04

PAsTuRAGE--Horse pasture frs,
class alfalfa $3 per month, two milee
South OF town. Horses called for
and returned. Address W. W. Allis, p.
o. Box Ill, Tucson, Ariz.