The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
M'KINLEY, THE CRAFTY.

1t is not at all surprising that Nc
Kinley should rebuke his fool friends
Depew Grosvenor and Perry Heath. If
the Republican party has three greater
asses in it than the above we have not
seen them. Depew, the Jester, plays his
part we'll and let's Uncle Thomas do the
work and fill the Offices. Grosvenor,
the great buffoon, rams up and down
the land shouting long live william
the Slick" while little Perry poses as
the friend and mouthpiece of the man
that repudiated him and pushed him
out of the postoffce onto the tender
mercies Of Mark Hanna,
Perry's money-msking procivities
take him just near enough to the
throne to be useful only on stated &C.
casions. He and Charlie, Of the Exit
chen Cabinet" are warm friends and
know all that is going on. Perrys
friends have turned out but little bet
ter than Charley's. The great Comp
JlOllcI VI Iue NuIISlCy anu LhuIudl
friend of William the Slick has an
nounced that he is a candidate for
Senator from illinois, to succeed our
fat and genial -riend, Silly --sson.
He counts on the packing of the Ma
tional Administration. Judging the
character of his appointments, such as
Gordon, the Chicago postmaster; Fsrd
Peck, the commissioner to Paris Ex-
position; Chas. Page Bryan, the Minis
ter to Brazil, and few other disrep-
utables, the people Of Illinois will no
doubt convince the smiling Charlie
that he can return to Canton and help
William raise potatoes on that farm.
SPEAKING Of appointments, William is
well satisfied with his consular corps.
We could mention about seventeen that
would make the natives smile. A
friend of ours recently met the consul
from Amsterdam in gay Paris. His
name is Hill, and he quietly informed
our friend that he was having a good
time with a French actress. He had
spree with her in amsterdam, Rot.
terdam, and was having a grand round
up in Paris. He came very near
marrying one of the richest young
ladies OF Amsterdam, but his life was
50 vile and low down that she dismiss
ed him. Hill boasted to our friend that
he stood pat with the State Depart
ment; that one Of the Assistant Secre-
taries was his personal friend, and un-
der such obligations to him that he
dare not open his mouth even though
charges were brought against him,
which he was afraid would be, as the
girls friends were NJ in arms against
him. Hill is only one Of the seventeen
! fools representing this great country
who are a disgrace, and whose places
should be occupied by gentlemen.
Some one said recently that if Sir
John Hay and the President knew OF
these things they would remove these
mes, including Chas. Page Bryan, the
misfit in Brazil, but this is not so;
these gentlemen Of bad fame are all
known, both At tho State Department
and tho White Housl, and still nothing
is done. They simply pose and say,
"Lordy bless yer soul, the consular
service as a whole ls beyond anything
ever contemplated We have Jimmy
Boyle in Liverpool, Mckinley Osborn
in London. and Farmer Gowdy in
Paris. What more 10 you waRt?" We
only want Boucein Of Barnue to con
time staggering srouud, telling all
abost his saloen in Chicago, where he
made his money. We shall take these
places up in detail Q little later on and
warn our Americai tourists to avoid
seventeen consulate where they would
only be insulted IL they sought infor-
nation. II Congressional Committee