The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-10-04
IT MA \! a D J 3 u N a HERO,
AN ACT THAT BROUGHT A LAWYER
FAME AND FORTUNE.

FAME AND FORTUNE.
It Looked Like an Exhibition of
Pure Nerve and Daring, but In
Reality It Was simply an Outcome
Of His Nearsixhtedness.
"a person who enjoys good eye
sight, !" said man who most decidedly
does not, would be greatly astonished
to know how little is seen by those who
are nearsighted even in a moderate de-
gree. The average shortsighted man,
Of whom there are hundreds in every
large city, sees nothing distinctly more
than foot away from his nose. Be-
yond that distance the outline Of oh
jects becomes hazy and indistinct.
growing rapidly more and more SO I'M
til everything is finally merged into
one general blur. The faces Of people
across the street are mere pink Alotch-
es, their figures are destitute Of de-
tail, signs are Adecipherable 80 feet
away, and the whole movement Of traf-
&c and passing show Of the thorough
fare IL q misty panorama, in which
nothing much smaller than cab can
be definitely distinguished.
'Of course q nearsighted person can
see as well as anybody through prop
erly fitted glasses, but a great many
folks regard them as such a disfigure-
ment that they prefer to do without
their aid. That kind of pride is GER
tainly very foolish because it causes
one to miss at least nine-tenths Of
what is going on, to say nothing Of be-
ing an open invitation to accident.
Yet, oddly enough, know Of case In
which it actually saved mans life
and laid the foundation of fortune.
''The hero of the episode was law.
yer in city in Ohio where spent my
boyhood. He was beyond middle age
at the time, but was straight as an ar
row and decidedly handsome, soldier.
~ looking parsonage. These good looks
of his were his weak point. and al
though he was extremely nearsighted
he was vain enough to deny himself
glasses and kept the fact of his in
trinity secret. The consequence of
this folly was wide reputation for
haughtiness, as he rarely recognized
anybody on the street, and it undoubt-
eddy damaged him in his practice. At
any rate, he had never made anything
more than very. modest living when
the curious incident have in mind &C.
Cured.
"The city government had been for a
long time under ring rule" continued
the story teller. land it finally became
so bad that the decent people revolted
and organized reform movement. The
good looking lawyer-call him Colonel
Jones for convenicnce-was one of the
reforners. and. among other things. he
made himself active in securing in
dictments against q number of gam
bling house keepers.
''The boss ringster of the place was
typical bully and ward politician NAM
ed Harding, who was financially inter-
ested in several of the games and nat
urally furious at any interference. He
was giant physically. he would fight
at the drop of hat, and the personal
fear he inspired was really the secret
of his influence. After the gambling
Indictments were found he proceeded
to use his pull to lave them pigeon
hoied. and. learning what was going
OF. Colonel Jones was rash enough to
write newspaper card in which he
scored the authorities for allowing such
a rufan to defeat the ends of justice.
''The colonel looked like soldier. but
be was really very bland and peace
aSle gentleman. and be never dreamed
that his little effusion would get him
Into personal difficulty. On the morn
Ing the card appeared he was walking
calmly to his office when Harding rush
ed out of bar across the street. called
him by name and at the same time lev
eled six shooter at his head. At that
distance all cOons looked alike to the
nearsighted lawyer. and, turning in the
direction Of the voice. be made out the
vague figure of man with outstretch-
ed arm apparently reckoning him to
come over.
"A little surprised. but still perfectly
placid, he started to cross the street.
Harding glared at him in amazement
and once or twice was on the point of
pulling the trigger. but the spectacle
Of that serene and dignified figure
calmly advancing straight on the mug
zle Of the gun was too much for his
nerves, and before the colonel travers.
ed half the distance he dropped the
weapon and ignominiously fed.
Needless to say. the episode made a
tremendous sensation. and Jones, who
had sense enough to hold his tongue,
was the popular hero Of the hour.
Harding. on the contrary. was ruined.
Tor bis prestige had disappeared like a
dash Of lightning, and. unable to stand
the disgrace Of the affair. he quietly
sold out his belongings and left the
city. That broke the back Of the ring.
the reformers went into control and
the colonel was elected mayor By q ire
mendous majority. He served two
terms built up one Of the biggest law
practices in that part Of the state and
died worth nearly quarter of q mil
lion dollars.
I'm explanation of my inside knowl-
edge Of the case don't mind saying
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