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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-08-20

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Rogers, what are YOU do.
ing? Learning something" Rogers-"No, sir;
I'm listening to you, sir."-TitBits
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-08-20
A Timely Example.

Y y MANY WAYS the International
Typographical union, which en-
Il rolls in its membership most of
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-08-20
A Word of Warming.

PHILADELPHIA oculists have
- discovered a new disease
known as the "brassy eye, "
which is said to affect p,otnr-
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" T Is REPORTED that Senator
Platt. Governor Odell and State
n Chairman Dunn, the leaders of
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-08-20

An anxious writer in the open Court
has revived the question, What shall
we do with our eX-presidents? Thus
far the eX-presiGtnts of the United
States appear to have been well able
TO take care of themselves.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
Soer Force Routed.
kraeser May Come to America.

LONDON, Jan 1.-THE Daily Ex-
press says: John E. Milholland. who
arrived in London last week. bearing
an invitation from number of well
known New York citizens to Mr.. krue-
ger to proceed to the United States.
has been to see him. and has offered
him palatial residence In New York
City In the course of an interview
Mr.. Milhoiland told a representative
of the Daily Express that he was quite
sure Mr.. Kruger would accept the in
yitation and would go to New York
about the middle of next month.
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Read the following list of prices for
genuine Eastman Kodaks,-the regu-
lar prices and the reduced prices are
side by side.
THERE is NO .>ODAK BUT THE
EASTMAN. which is the best camera
manufactured. Those we offer at re-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26

A meeting of the Commissioners of
Education viii be held next Tuesday
morning
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-26
Beat Out Of an increase >of His
Pension.

A Mexican war veteran and promi-
nent editor writes: Seeing -.e adver-
@semenr Of Chamberiain's Collie. Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. l am re-
minded that as soldier in Mexico n
AZ and AS contracted Mexican diarr-
hoea and this remedy has kept ne
from getting an increase in my pen
sion. for on every renewal dose II
II restores me-. It Is uneQualed as a
quick cure for diarrhoea and Is pleas
ant and safe TO take For sale by Bea-
son Smith &C.,, general agents for
Teffitory a Hawaii.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03

A course of instruction in vocal music
or elocution is an admirable thing for
woman. Every girl of the present day
belonging to well to do families takes one
or both as a necessary part Of her edu-
cation, ranking them with reading and
spelling. Their mission extends beyond
the cultivation of the voice. it assists in
building up health by increasing the ca
pacity of the lungs and filling out the
throat and neck
Quick methods of speech are not con-
ducive to perfection in pronunciation 1t
is well nigh impossible to give letters
their full value when striving to hurry
through sentence. Snappy speech
is seldom attractive. l. * the moderate
pronunciation. where the aound is carried
smoothly from one WORD 10 another untEa
it meets some mark OF punctuation, that
makes fascinating music Have you ever
heard the true southern voice, with It's
indcscribabla charm. which can almost be
called diawl? 1t is mellow and music
al and has twice the carry ing power Of
the high pitched northern voice. That is
the kind that instructors are trying to
make universal, the kind we might ac-
qUire with care and patience.-Betty
decn in Boston Traveller
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03

We are frequently asked for advice rs
to what treatment should be pursued in
order to chase away the white opaque
spots which are frequently scattered over
the nails of the hands. They are regard
ed by many rs a Disagreement. As these
spots occur usually on weak nails rather
than on strong ones, the inference is that
the system needs Il tonic Local applca-
lions have little or no effect. Nails that
are indcnted and oddly shaped as they
grow have doubtless received a blow at
the root some time or another. 1t is not
Mt all necessary that the next growth Of
nail should also be deformed. Women
who are dainty in their care of the hands
usually aim at cutting the nails filbert
shape, but the tilbcrt nail, though I'M
questonably the most beautiful, is not al
ways in harmony with the shape of the
fingers. The form in which the nail is
cut should be governed in a measure by
the outline of the tips of the fingers
Philadelphia Ledger.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03

The good fortune of the American girl
doubtless leads to her want of polite man
ncrs Accustomed to having her town
way" devoid Of Difference and respect for
her parents or for any one else, not sen
sitve to the feelings of others, because
she has not been trained to observe them,
the American girl goes on her way re-
jocing and does not realize the careless
sefshncss Of her attitude until she finds
herself, perhaps, with very few friends
and no admirers. There are two charac-
teristics which contribute largely to the
development of bad manners. The first
is just plain, common, every day selfish
ness a vice shared in by the whole hui
man race The other finds in our country
its peculiar and especial home. l mean
irrevcrence.-Ada G. Sweet in Womau's
Home Companion.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03

Right of the queen consort to be crown.
ed along with the King was raised by the
unfortunate Queen Caroline in 1921 The
claim of the queen was referred to the
priyy council, who decided that rs the
queen was living separate from the king
She had no inherent right to be crowned,
and thus it was left to the king to refuse
it. Lord Brougham, in his argument for
the queen, stated that there was no eyi.
dence whatever of a queen not being
crowned, except one when she was
abroad and another when there was diff,
ference of religion and she declined it.
but that no precedent existed for a queen
consOrt not being crowned when she was
within the realm, of the same religion as
the king and willing to be crowned.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03
FARM SEPARATOR CREAMERIEs.

We know Of two creameries now in
successful operation supplied with the
cream from farm separators. The
cream is gathered twice or three times
a week, and the grade of butter made
sells fully up to that made by the sep
arator creameries. This system is The
acme Of successful cooperative dairy
ing, and where once we'll established
gives better satisfaction to every one
Interested than any method yet nitro
duced. The useless expense incurred
in hauling the milk and the villaiuous
quality Of the skimmilk returned to
the dairyman for his calves are two I'M
eXcusable aGjuncts of the creamery
separator system which will have to
go have to 30, mind that
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03
PUBLIC GENERAL LAWS.

same are hereby repealed, and this Act
shall take effect from the date of its pas
sage.
Approved March Il, 1901.
JoHN WALTER SMITH,
Governor.
- JOIN HUBNER,
Seal President of the Senate.
FERDINND {. LATROBE.
Speaker of the House Of Delegates.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03
PUBLIC GENERAL LAWS,

cluslyeN presumed To have aban-
doncd such declared intention, and :
shall ,hcreupon become disqualified to
vote in this State and the officers
of registration shall refuse to reg
lister them as qualified voters. or
Shall strike off thclr names from the .
registry # the names he entered thereon. 4
The c.crk before whom such affidavit I.
SHAH he made Shall retain, index and /
record the same and shall be entitled /.
to- demand and receive for each atnda- .
tlt-uou the sum Of thirty cents. and /
tue ndcNIu- and recording the affidavit
and deNnoalcd- cement thereto the same
compensation MS allowed BY law for in
dc>n- and recording deeds, such costs
,a he pald to SAID clerks by the County
commissioners and Mayor and CITY
Council ot Baltimore, respectively.
~ath aidallte Shall not be admissible in
evidence ii, evidence of the right of the
person masking the same to registration
unless they are recorded within five DAYS
ram the date Of the acknowledgment
thereto, and a duly certified copy there
II Shall be receivable in evidence as ey-
iueUce in the same manner as a certified
copy Of a deed False swearing in
any such atndalit7 shall be deemed to be
perjury and shall be punishable as per
Jury j, punishable BY the Code of Pub
lie General Laws, Article r. title.
Grimes and luni,hmcuts, subtitle
! PERJURY. Said officers of registration
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-05-03

the - Legislative District of Balti-
more City, and took up his abode out of
the State. (Here insert particular des-
ignation Of such new abode By election
district precinct, ward, street and num-
Der whenever practicable); that not
withstanding such removal he does not
intend thereby to change his residence,
but that he has fixed and definite pur-
pose to return TO this State on or before
SIX months preceding the next succeed
ing election in November sworn before
me, signature of Clerk, seal of Court.
And if the persons making such afida-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

two Factions and began Scrap over the Slavery
Question. John Bull that his Prophecy was to
come true. 1t the Beginning of the End, and
Mistake. The North and South locked in Death
Struggle John sharpened up his Goose Quill got
his FoolsCap Paper and prepared to hold inquest
Remains
But after the two Sides had fought themselves of
Breath and into Debt, they shook Hands and
Partnership. The American Eagle minus few Tail
Feathers, got back his Perch
squawked Defiance at the World.
After this local Unpleasantness, John began
more of his former Relatives They Tour
lists and those who deposited Money at the Office
permitted lodge at the Hotels
John sized them Cneap Lot, although he had
particular Objection Heiress who willing
to pay the Market Price for Title. But the Men got
his Nerves They had made the unfortunate Mistake
Accent and manufactured shoddy Goods. and catered
to the Irish Vote and said 81 guess instead of 81
say and drank Iced Water and pursued the Almighty
Dollar, and overheated their Houses only a
few Degrees above Barbarism
Even when the lowly uncultured Relatives began
to do John at all kinds International Contests
Athletic Trials he did alter his Opinion. He simply
said that it Extraordinary that lot of emaciaed
Weddings who lived Pie should be able to Skin the
Greatest People Earth
For ne still pictured the American a lean hun
cry invalid with wisp Chin Whisker n1anufac-
tured Wooden Nutmegs, and Whstled and said 'B gosh
But when the Yankee wiped UP Monarchy
with one Hand tied behind him. John had to admit that
it had been done almost cleverly he himself
q. 3D. could have done it, and saying great
DEAL SO he had Dream about Alliance.
One Day there walked into his Office slick-lookfng
Citizen with suit of Real Clothes, the same as they
wear in Oxford Street, and a Pair Gloves and a
Stick and Tall Hat
''Who are you?" asked John Bull
81 am your toughest American Cousin replied the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

Napoleon looked the horse and then as Jase sus-
pciously animal that the Yankee drove a
really handsome creature.
Jaw, yo ban try to play maself.' said
Napoleon.
NO., honest Injun, Nape. m to trade. I git
sick of a boss kind O. quick, We know
''Som' ting ban all bosses wat yo' hav'," per-
sisted the French Canadian. still suspicious.
Hes all right tight, sound and kind said Ferguson
jest with the exception that he don't look well
hosses''
.'IIe ban look good for me-, declared Napoleon
after survey of the animal
wal, eff he SUITS nough said'' replied Jase Some
folks like their bosses to look little betern ne does,
that's all. But if he's the kind of boss like then
you'll like jest this kind of hoss'
81 ike eet eef say dat ting ovaire ageen.
said Napoleon.
ST said if that is the kind a you like why,
it's jest the kind of boss you'll like! y
Dat 'Merican langwidge fonnee SOM TAM allowed
Napoleon. som tam dom think hunnerstan' heem."
ANY outs about your hoss?" asked Ferguson
HE FAIRS FRAT hosses,'b declared Peetier. Only
ting he do ees bite eat
Bites when he eats?' repeated Ferguson ''Well, he
would be funny boss if he didn't
"Mabbe so'' responded Napoleon calmly bot som
pipple don lax DER bosses do dat ting
"Wel I do said Ferguson 81 don't want TO
bosses gummin it round my barn"
oval eef yo ban lax heem dat way said Napoleon,
ST t'ink yo' lax dis hosses vary fars'
could was"
They traded. The horses were changed into the re-
spective wagons then and there
When Napoleon started away he was a bit slack
in his refining His acquisition staggered out into
the ditch and fell down The French Canadian leaped
and the animals head. While he croucnei
there he waved his hat before the horses The
creature blinked.
"Aw,' yelled Napoleon at Jase who was just hitch
ing the backstrap and preparing to drive away. Aw
yo ban de liar Dat bosses he saw nottins
all Wat yo do dat onto maself?"
81 told We he blind said Ferguson "Praps l
didn't jest that word but told We he didn't
look well some hosses'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

of the enterprising Indians took the The third
warrior headed for the lodge of the wampum agent,
What's don'?" he grunted pushing into the LoWen-
stein family circle
10y Oy, the he has leave MS diamonds an
goldware wampum.'
The much money did not get to the warrior and
the child Ghetto Immediately explained the real
size of the bundle. secured by the great admiral.
whats de of this come-on?" demanded the
warrior
Mr. Lowensten attempted to explain that Chris Co.
Jumbo had a visitor, but the Indian promised
trouble right there. The Father Abraham living pic
only saved his personal by pulling the
ticket that the warrior declared
that he didn't think it.
While and the former resident of Pales
tine were making up the book Chris Coumbo continued
trail and behind the great discoverer con-
tnued the two Indian Pathdnders. Several times some
bold Pocahonas advised Queen Isabellas agent to tarry
but Chris still had the eabegram overlooking all
observations the fit Of his clothes he continued
his search for sending Office.
The discoverer had Topped the loop at the end
of the village and was on his way back up
The Indian working the signal the warrior who
delayed his departure hold at the Low
enstein lodge. ?. 80
.ewhy It's me OF fren Chris Columbo' declared the
warrior rushing up with extended mitt
tsBaek up back up ordered the great admiral,
where do you get at all %
.'Ain't you Crns. Counlbo?' inquired the warrior.
Right there Chris Columbo, the first dscoverer,
slipped the edge. He eouldn' t help it. Here
Indian ready to recognize his arrival and the hot
air was turned thesiee. 49,
I'm the real thing, said the great admiral taking
promised the doing guard
duty the bundle of And I'm glad
this collection of small willing
admit the fact Are you willing to that
you wise to the great diseoverer?"
why fer youse is de great discoverer Youse
has Edison pushed clear from de side handles"
Insisted the warrior
Did just discover this world?" quered Chris
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

Piece of Land 1t hurt his Pride, Also
he the Champion of the World had been away by
Novice. lie was consoled by the knowledge that
new-fanged Confederation could not hold together
very long John had inherited the Gift Prophecy.
the high ground of Experience he looked down
at the little Band of honespun Backwoodsmen who
quarreing and tnferng the kind of Gov
ornamental Machine. They thought they going
achieve Results but he being Wise Student of His
tory knew that their Efforts Hopeless. So he
himself record saying that the Experiment
foredoomed Failure. He could the Elements of
Discord half Eye. He predicted long
the American Eagle would be stuffed and exhibited in
European Museum. The up this
struggling band of noisy Agitators along the Atlantic
SeaBoard the hotter it made him to think that had
lost the Decision. He that
licked by Fluke or else somebody had Doped him So
he began to figure Return Match. Whenever ne
had Opportunity he ripped up the Young Republic
else butted into it and asked Cant you where
you're going?" He looking for trouble Finally
ne got his Wish. John and the disliked Relative
clinched for Round Two John shot two three
struggling Towns and did little House-Burning and
the Relative him marked several Places when the
Police interfered and it called Draw. John went
back home with Raw Oyster his Eye began
issue revised set of Prophecies.
He allowed that the Republic in the Hands
Corrupt Politicians; that it peoped by the riff
raft of all Creation; that the Statesmen bombastc
Yawpers; that whole Shooting Match lacked the
Sterling Integrity and Moral Grandeur with which he
himself q. 3D. bounteously supplied For every
time that B. threw Brickbat at else he
threw Bunch of Violets at himself.
He sat back to await the inevitable Smasn-Up But
the crazy Machine, although it pounded and leaked
steam Strange Noises continued to worry
along.
Occasionally one of John Bulls Family would come
across the study the TreeDweers in the Inter
of Science. Usually it would be an Author He
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

For a slicker- polished and smoother dome
Never foreswore the brush and comb"
Then fat Doc. Bolter bandly said
I'm rather proud of that old bald head
That polished dome-as you said just now,
For, dear young doctor, you must allow,
That polished domes utilized
For capitols mansions and all good-sized
And noble structures;-while thatch is cheap,
And covers haystacks fodder for sheep
Then bald Doc. Better rubbed his block
AS he gazed on the others shaggy shock.
Dr. B. Frank Boiler realized his ponderosy,
He had to have carriage with some double-extra
springs;
But he never minded gawkng the strangers GU
riosity,
And joking at his person never dealt MIN any stings
Boter knew that he had feet
The he knew that his heart could beat;
he hadn't seen EN- for years guess
Or so said the who helped MIN dress.
the amplitude that his waistcoat held
Was truly balloonish the it swelled
Many a stranger who him laughed
And frequently those young doctors chaffed,
But he took it all in irst-rate part,
AS he lounged and smiled in his broad, low cart
Young Doctor Hall walked up day
And he said in sort of saucy way,
AS lie tapped the front of Boilers vest,
I'm certain, Doc, this here's the best
Bay window front I'll ever see
How much is the price of for me?"
Well, Bolter laughed and says he, 81 doubt
My dear young friend if they'll rig you
For the Architect of human clay
Hasn't bay windows to throw away.
So it's to reckon the Maker won't
Give cheap pig-pen fancy front"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
By Billy Mac.

fair that her majesty desired pull and there
telling where the play would out.
The third Indian introduced Pete more
delighted than Bill to grab the public reception
fin of the great admiral, when Columbo voIln-
teer guide explained the promised
the water the tribesmen ready for
Bill and the guide started a cake walk but Pete APP
peared favor his feet and refused change bricks
'sWhy don't yer rejoce?" asked the guide looking
ST can't git up de feelin'," sobbed Pete ct wants
trip I can't leave me squaw and de
papoose wild nothin in de lodge de mortgage comm
due"
A disappointed look worked up. across the map OF
the guide e shook head eand turned to the
great admiral iAs ehl 10
whats he trying to give out?e asked Christie
Il don't think we can make de trip with yduse,'
piled the guide. So. Inn
Chris another load of hard luck coming down
grade with the brake chains cracked
"What appears bother this inferior type% he
asked
"Well, Chris, we only travels in bunch an Pete
here is against play wild de sheriff From me
rather short mix wild de grammar school histories I
wots dat youse bumped into trouble yourself
Genoa an youse can see how it is Pete needs de
dnero sticks wild Pete"
The alusion to the Genoa days got into Chris bit
he needed Indian exhibits watched his trolley
rope
"What does your mournfuI friend need to pull nm
out to the flag yacht?" he asked.
Jes three hun will folks through de unfor
tunate affair." sobbed Pete.
SIS that all?' sneered the great admiral
Being busy with the strings his leather Chris
did the two other Indians attempt kick goal
from field with Pete starring the ball. The great
dscoverer peeled several Autographs from roll that
looked like the dainty ankle elephant and Pete
started down the street to clean up the family
debts
"Meet the dock tomorrow ordered c. Columbo
s'and bring change of underwear win you"
After watching Pete disappear, the guide took the
great discoverer by the hand and, with Bill behind
the little party started to locate the cable office.