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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-06-27

Limburger cheese laid away in cup
boards and refrigators will drive away
ants, says an exchange. No doubt of
it; it will drive the dogs out of tan
yard; it will drive a spike through a
brick wall; it will drive mule through
barbed wire fence; it will drive a
herd of cattle over a precipice; it will
drive a tramp away from q meal of
vituals; it will drive a negro away from
a chicken roost, or man into insanity
who stays within ten feet of it's un-
savory presence; yes sir, it will drive
away 'ants" and if we had any cousins
that it would not drive away we would
be tempted to disown them, and yet
some men would sit and eat the stuff
and profess to like it.
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to give bond for the faithful perfor-
nance of his contract. Work would
be commenced, he said, as soon as the
franchise was granted and he expected
to have Stevens Point and Grand Rap
ids joined within another year. 1t is
understood elecric railway promoters
have looked the country about Toma-
hawk, Eagle River and Rhinelander
and the indications are that plan for
the building of the long contemplated
Wisconsin River electric railway sys-
tenn was being worked out. Central
Wisconsin.
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1t ReneWs and uiIds up.

WINDSOR, ONT, Jan. IA, 1900,
make the following statement for
the benefit of all persons who are suf-
fering from impure blood: That have
used DR.. C, d. Warmers Compound OF
Seven Cures, the great blood remedy,
and | know of no better remedy for
toning up the system and giving re-
newal of life and health.
C. QUALLIN,
Provincial Game and Fish Warden.
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WISCONSIN NEWS.

There are now seven new cases of
smallpox in Neenah, two new ones were
reported Monday.
Emil Gehrke of Oshkosh, attempted
suicide Sunday night by drinking chic
reform. He will recover.
The old Settlers association of Wis
consin is holding it's annual reunion at
Palmyra. About 200 are in attend
ance.
The infant child of Cliff Hawkins,
residing near La Crosse, nearly died
from eating I've. He was terribly
burned, but will live.
Henry Peterson, the 8-year-old son of
J. P. Peterson of this city, lost his
thumb and two fingers by the explo-
sion of frecracker in his hand.
''Peeping Tom" appears in Wausau
upon the exit of ''Jack the Hugger. !"
Several young women have complained
of late of the depredations of this indi-
vidual.
Friedrich Elben, 70 years old COM
mitted suicide at Rice Lake Monday
noon by ST ooting himself in the breast
with a shotgun. He was suffering
from ill-health.
Burglars broke into the store of
Myer & Chase at Abbotsford Friday
Between S12 and $13 dollars in cash is
all they got. This is the fourth time
this store has been robbed.
A pearl found in fresh water clam
in the Mississippi river the other day
weighs ITO grains in the rough and
81, 500 has been offered for it,
The building in Green Bay used as
an isolation hospital during the small
pox epidemic and which was partially
burned few nights since by an incen-
diary fire, is to be destroyed by the
city.
Friday the 14-months-old son of Fred
Krasse of Maple Grove had the back
of its head blown off by the accidental
discharge of a gun his father was at
tempting to hang on the wall of his
house.
John Feldt, a resident of Madeline
Island, was arrested on q charge of
burning the old La Pointe mission
church, had his preliminary hearing
Friday and was bound over to the Cir
cult court for trial. Bonds of $500 was
furnished.
Papers were served Saturday on
Agent Moore of Fond du Lac in a suit
brought by Conductor Charles De
Reamer for $4,000 against the North
western. De Reamer was collector on
the cannon train wrecked at DePere a
year ago and his spine was injured.
Patrick Gray well known farmer
of the town of lebanon, Waupaca
county. was killed while sinking a
large rock in a field on his farm FRI
day. He had made an excavation in
which to sink the stone, when the bank
gave way and allowed the boulder to-
fall upon him.
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Are You Intending to Build?
Have You Any Repairing to do?

Let me figure on your job. l
will take~the contract, either to
furnish all the material and do
NE work, or to do the work alone
as you may desire. | have the
only complete moving outfit in
town. | will also drive wells and
repair pumps. also make win
doWs and door frames and make
and repair window screens and
screen doors.
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DIDN'T MARRY FOR MONEY

The Boston man, who lately married
a sickly rich young woman, is happy
now, for he got DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, which restored her to perfect
health. Infallible for jaundice, bill
iousness, malaria, fever and ague and
all liver and Stomach troubles. Gentle
but effective. Only 25c at Beardsley's
drug store.
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LEST NE FORGET.
CATHOLIC.

Sundays: 1st, High Mass, 10 A. M.
End; Catechism, Scriptural History, 3
P. M. Bird; Vespers, instruction, Ben
ediction, 1880 P. M.
First Sunday of each Month, Masses
s and 10 A. M.
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Card Oft hanks.

We wish to thank our kind friends
and neighbors who assisted us during
the illness and death of our sister and
friend, Miss Hannah Thompson.
Z. j. THOMPSON.
Mr.. AND MRS. G. FL. THOMPSON.
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! LOCAL and PERSONAL

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II. Howlet of Conoyer tarried in
town Tuesday.
John Gudegast transacted business
in town Tuesday.
Fed Flanders was down from the
backyard Tuesday.
4 N. A. Colman returned Monday from
visit at Juneau.
r. Kellet of Oshkosh, transacted
business in town Tuesday.
j. A. Walsh returned Friday from
business trip to Milwaukee.
T. J. Thompson returned Thursday
20 his home in Fairhaven, N. Y.
]. Fl. Morgan of Rhinelander was a
business visitor in town last Thursday.
Don't get sidetracked in business.
Dizziness sometimes passes for death.
Men with brains reach the goal.
Rocky Mountain Tea puts gray matter
into ones head SIC. F. Beardsles.
F. J. Thrun did some repairing on a
telephone 1ine-at Three Lakes Satur-
day.
M. w. Lloyd of Rhinelander was in
town on business Thursday of last
week,
Miss Mable Chase of Hurley, is visit
ing at the home OF her brother, Chas.
Chase.
Imitators have been many. Thought
full people have learned that true merit
comes only with the genuine Rocky
Mountain Tea made by the Madison
Medicine Co. 35c. F. BeardsIey.
IL Miss Morey of Chippewa Falls, came
Friday on visit to her brother Fred
Morey.
Albert Peterson returned Friday
from two weeks visit with friends at
Fredonia.
DR.. C. Fl. O'Connor returned to his
dental practice at Rhinelander last
Thursday.
Jennie-To have a round beautiful
neck wiggle your head from side to
side every night take Rocky Mountain
Tea. It's short cut to a graceful
form. 35c. F. Beardsley.
Tim Donahue came down from State
Line Sunday evening and spent a
couple of days in town.
Il. w. Russell, the Appleton tailor
was in town Tuesday and Wednesday
taking orders for clothing.
J. B. Smith returned Tuesday to his
home at Milton, after weeks visit
with his brother, S. w. Smith.
JOS. Flanagan came up from Chi
cago Sunday and will spend few
weeks fishing with A. Mckenzie.
Eczema, saltrheum, letter, chafing,
ivy poisoning and all skin tronbles are
quickly cured by DeNvitt's Witch Fla
eel Salve. The certain pile cure. F.
Beardsley.
Steve and Elroy Bowker received
word that their sister at Tigerton was
seriously i'll. They left Saturday for
Tigerton.
Mrs. Geo. Darling and children re-
turned to their home at Jeffries last
thursday after two weeks visit with
selatives.
/ Miss Ada Mclsae of Rhinelander ar
rived in town Saturday and is a guest
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Dusault.
o. w. Sayner OF Plum Lake de-
livered two more of his boats Satur-
day. Art Mathews & Son received one
and A. Mckenzie the other
Mrs. John Daily, Mrs. A. G. Cook,
Mrs. f. Gibbons and Mrs. r. J. Rum
merry drove up from Three Lakes
Friday on visit with friends.
The bilious, tired nervous man can
not successfully compete with his
healthy rival. DeWitt's Little Early
Kisers the famous pills for constipa-
ZION will remove the cause of your
troubles. F. Beardsley.
v Miss Grace Nash of Chicago, a
trained nurse in the Cook County train
ing school visited with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. G. NJ. Nash couple of
days last week.
Bert Bowerman came over from
Rhinelander Monday for days visit
with relatives. Bert will leave for the
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Tow, Board W eetirg.

The Town Board will hold a meeting
Monday, July l, for the purpose of re-
ceiving applications and granting sa-
loon licenses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-06-27

A surgical operation is not necessary
to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salye saves all that expense and never
fails. Beware of Counterfeits. F.
Beardsley.
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LODGES.

h s. A. M.--.Eagle River Lodge
meets every second and fourth
tuesday, at their hall over Dick
nsou & Cooks store. Visiting broth
gs cor daily invited. N. A. Garrison,
w, D. Neville, W. M. Sec'y.
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II W. A,-Eagle Waters Camp No.
800, meets each Friday at Jones'
Bl' Hall. Visiting Neighbors are COR
daily invited.
hs, Langill, J. Diamond,
Ven. Consul. Clerk.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Special Notices-Andrew Hanley
Company: Savannah Building Supply
Company; Notice of Dissolution, Sned-
eker & Co; Notice to City Court Jur-
ors; Levan's Table d'Hote; T. 2. A
Picnic at Tybee To-day; Notice to
Members of the Bar.
Business Notices-Just Packed, A. NJ
& c.. w. West; lie Panic Cigars; Flour
Prices Advancing. The S. NJ. Branch
Co; Buttons and Pins, r. Van Keuren
& Co.
g-Stockholders of the Savan-
nah. Florida and Western Railway
Company.
Summer Resorts-Willard House,
Tallulah Falls.
savannahians and Visitors-B. H
Levy & Bro.
Whiskey-Murray Hill Club Whis-
key; Old Quaker Rye Whiskey.
Coffee-Iion Coffee.
Medical-S. S. S; DR.. Hathaway
Company; Ponds Extract; Castoria;
Plantation Chill Cure; Cascarets;
TUFTS Pills; Peruna.
Cheap Column Advertisements-He
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
The striped Watermelon.

From the Chicago Record Herald.
How dear to my heart is the big wa
termelon
That 1 carry out home from the city
at night:
We live twenty miles up the road in
the country
get there at bedtime and leave at
daylight!
The iceman comes round when he hap
pens to want to,
And it gives me a thirst just to think
of the feast
Wen have when I get there and open
my melon,
Which weighs forty pounds, I will
bet, at the least
The big watermelon, the cool, juicy
melon.
I'll bet it's as big as a beer key, at
least.
The man that I bought it from fixed
up handle
Whereby l might carry my melon
with east:
But the rope broke before 1 got down
to the station,
And l sit in the car, with the thing
on NV knees.
I'll have to walk nearly mile through
the country.
But, oh, what JOY will be mine
when l see
My wife and my little ones bury their
faces
Deep down in the melon logged out
there by me
The damp. luscious melon. the striped
watermelon,
That's as big as a calf, it almost
seems to me.
Hurrah! In the distance I see the
green gable,
hear my dear little ones shouting
at play
Run. children. tell mamma to clear off
the table.
Well open the thing and begin right
away
How dear TO my heart is the fond rec
objection
OF sweet, juicy melons I've eaten be-
fore,
But this one, confound II! is green to
the middle.
And there's only a wet bunch of pith
at the core
The heavy. green melon, the dashed
and blank melon,
The melon that's hard from the rind
TO the core.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
LincoIn's Wife Pulled His Hal


Mrs. H. A. Baldwin, an old lady now
living in Los Angeles who was a close
neighbor of the Lincolns in Springfield,
ILL.,, gives the following personal recol-
lection of Lincoln in the capital Mid
summer issue of Leslie's Monthly.
while Mr.. Lincoln was living in
Springfield, a judge of the city, who
was one of the leading and most influ-
entail citizens of the place, had occa-
sion to call upon him. Mr.. Lincoln
was not over particular in his matter
of dress, and was also careless in his
manners. The Judge was ushered into
the parlor, where he found Mr.. Lincoln
sprawled out across a couple of chairs,
reclining at his ease. The judge was
asked to be seated, and, without chang
ing his position in the least, Mr.. Lin
coin entered into conversation with his
visitor.
while the two were talking Mrs.
Lincoln entered the room. She was, of
course, greatly embarrassed at Mr..
Lincoln's off-hand manner of entertain
ing his caller, and stepping up behind
her husband she grasped him by the
hair and twitched his head about at
the same time looking at him reprov-
ingly.
MIR. Lincoln apparently did not no
tice the rebuke. He simply looked up
at his wife, then across to the judge
and, without rising, said:
Little Mary, allow me to introduce
you to my friend, Judge So-and-So'
at will be remembered that Mrs.
Lincoln's maiden name was Mary Todd.
and that she was very short in stat
I1re"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
personal.

So hard is the head of Mrs. Matilda
Denning. thirty years old, who lives on
the Hackensack plank road, North
Bergen, n. j., that when she tried to
commit suicide by shooting with pis-
toll the bullet was broken into bits.
Descendants of Edward Ball of
Bradford, Conn, who are blood rela-
tons of George Washington. will hold
a reunion at Keuka Park. N NJ, Aug.
q, % and 20. Washington was a cousin
Of the Virginia branch of the family.
The stenographers of the French
Senate give to M. Leygues the honor
of being the most rapid speaker in that
assembly. The minister of public in
struction. when speaking at full speed,
pronounces from $50 to 240 words a
minute, while other speakers average
from 40 to $50 words.
Sir Edwin Arnold, who has lost the
use of his legs through paralysis and
become totally blind. fears he will new
err again be able to see. In spite of his
infirmities Sir Edwin-whose son, now
serving in prison for embezzlement,
having robbed him of the savings of
his lfe-is obliged, at the age of SO, to
work hard for a living.
The roar of a lion can be heard
farther than the sound of any other
living creature. Next comes the cry
of a hyena, and then the boot Of the
owl: after these the panther and the
iackal. The donkey can be heard fifty
times farther than the horse and the
cat ten times farther than the dog
Strange as it may seem, the cry of a
hare can be heard farther than that
of either the cat or the dog.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
A PERTINENT QUESTION.

A pertinent question is asked by
Capt Schley, a son of Admiral Schley,
namely. if the Americans had been de-
feated in the naval battle off Santiago
to whom would the blame have
attached? Is it not practically certain
that Schley would have been held re-
sponsible? Admiral Sampson would not
have been so eager than to claim that
he was in actual command of the fleet.
It would have been said by his friends
that he had been unavoidably called
away. and that Schley was responsible
for the disaster.
There seems to be a disposition in
some quarters TO compare Schley's
case with that of the late Gen. Fitz
John Porter. For years Porter rested
under the charge that he acted the
part of a traitor at the second battle
of Manassas. that he disobeyed orders,
failed to participate in the battle and
that his action brought about the de-
feat of the army under Pope. He con-
tinued to hold high rank in the army
and, in at least one great battle, distin-
guished himself. 1t was long after the
second Manassas that the charge that
he had played the traitor was brought
against him. He was convicted, but his
friends said at the time that the ac-
cusation and the conviction were po-
litical and was intended to cover the
mistakes of his superior officer. 1t was
not until twenty years after his con-
viction that his vindication came. 1t
came through Gen. Grant, who found
that a grave mistake had been made
and he took steps TO have justice done.
1t cannot be justly said. of course,
that there is a conspiracy to convict
Schley because there were mistakes
made by his superiors. and that it was
desired to cover them up. but there
seems to be some ground for thinking
that jealousy OF Schley prompted the
accusations at first. IT is a remarkable
fact that the charges were not made
until a considerable time after the bat
tie of Santiago was won. and then. in
stead of the charges being pressed,
Schley was given an important COM
mand and was promoted.
The tone Of the talk with Capt.
sohley, reported in our dispatches yes
terday. is calculated TO create the Inn
preston that Schley is in a position Ia
make some disclosures that win he UNI
pleasant for prominent men in the
navy who have been foremost in push
ing the charges against him. What the
people want is the truth and the whole
truth. II is barely possible that the
men who are pushing the charges
against Schley will be able TO hide the
truth as were those who bounded Gen
Nitz John Porter. but the chances are
they viii not. The country is too great
~ aroused IN regard 10 the matter and
no effort viii be spared 10 get at the
facts.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

Mamma" remarked the Boston boy,
according to the Chicago Post, as his
mother finished telling him a story
you said the good little boy died and
went to heaven, didn't your
Yes. dear"
We'll, you never saw any me who
came back from heaven, did your"
NO; of course not"
Then how do you know the good lit
tie boy went to heaven?"
Why-er-because he was a good
little boy
you never saw him there, did your
Moo
And you never saw any one who did
see him there, did your"
Certainly not"
Then" said the boy after a pause
you are merely advancing a theory
as fact. Don't you think you ought
to be little more careful of your Ian
guage, mamma? OF course, the pre-
sumption is that he went to heaven
but conclusive and absolutely convinc-
ing evidence is lacking, don't you
Think"
Then the proud mother took him ir
her arms and Rugged him and tolc
him that he was much like his father
who was both a Boston man and pro.
feSSor of logic.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

The Memphis Commercial-Appeal for
initiates bill of charges against Ad-
miral Sampson. and calls upon him to
demand a court of inquiry. The prin-
cipal allegations are "cowardice" and
neglect of duty" The first is based
upon the sinking of the Merrlmac in
the mouth of Santiago harbor to pre-
vent the Spanish fleet from coming out
and the American fleet from going in,
which the Commercial-Appeal thinks
showed fear of the consequences of a
meeting of the ships. The second is
based upon the failure of Sampson to
furnish Schley with the code of sig
nails arranged with the Cubans. 1t is
not likely, however, that court of in
quiry will be called to pass upon these
points.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

1t having been established that the
Italians lynched in Mississippi recent
ly We're not naturalized Americans, but
remained subjects of the King of Italy,
the Italian government will make de-
mand for indemnity and the punish
ment of the lynchers. our general gov
eminent will probably pay the indem-
nifty. as it did in the case of the
lynching in New orleans several years
ago, but it can do nothing in the way
of furnishing the murderers. That is
"a matter solely within the province OF
the state of Mississippi. 1t seems that
in such cases. where the general gov
eminent is called upon TO pay indemni-
ties for injuries or death inflicted upon
foreigners. IL ought TO have some voice
IN detecting and Furnishing the perpe-
traitors of the outrage.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

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The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

Chicago Is nothing n not ambitious.
Having grown rich in the pork and lard
business, she now wants to know how
10 wear clothes: that is to wear the
correct sort OF clothes upon all man
ner Of occasions. and TO do II I'm the
correct way. In order 10 supply the de-
fciency in education Mr.. Ferdinand w.
Peck. Jr.. son OF the Commissioner 10
the Paris Exposition, is trying to en-
ploy "a Frenchman OF the name OF lie
Bargy. called the Beau Brummel Of the
Coincide Franchise, 20 go 10 Chicago
next fall and deliver n series of lee
lures before Chicago society on the art
al dressing. The understanding is that
number OF the wealthy would-bo
Lnshlonablcs Of the Windy city stand
ready 10 pay the Frenchman hand
fomely for giving them lesson IN what
90 wear ana how 90 wear a.. In tho
event that ~ Bargy Will not agree
90 mike the rip young Mr. Peck BE-
Hnid io hayo iu mind o. nobioman. Il
count fDmethinHorother. who iH quite
willing to sh0s che gentlemen ~ chi.
faf0 hos to nfaf roraets and hargy
ifoufsfa Hnd ions .taliel coats in ths
psfi approved rafiaian ttyle,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30

There doesn't seem to be anything
in the proposed new title of King Ed
ward for the British Edward Atkin-
sons to grow rabd about. The only
change proposed is that there shall be
added to the title of the King the
words. "of British Dominions Beyond
the Seas" IL Is not proposed that
Edward shall be Emperor of Great Bri-
tain. but merely of India. as his moth
err was Empress of India before him
AS a. matter OF fact Edward is already
King Of Canada, Australia and the
other British possessions beyond the
seas" and to have the status recognized
In the title will not change the situa-
ton In the slightest degree. The colo.
MES themselves are loyal TO the King
and his house. and will enter no pro-
test.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-07-30
Something of a Difference.

Sir" he said to the manager of the
store, Il want to warn you against
that clerk at the ribbon counter l
understand he has a wife in the East
and left her on account of his bad
habits, and his character, sir, his char
acter-'
The visitor became emphatic and ex-
cited, says the Denver Times.
Il beg your pardon" interrupted the
manager; you were saying something
about his character"
We'll, sir, they say"
All, quite a difference my dear sir
quite a difference. My friend, such peo-
pie as you may establish a reputation
for man, but you can't touch his
character. A mans character is what
he is; his reputation is what people say
he is. Good-day, sir"
And the young man at the ribbon
counter Just kept on working and
didn't feel breeze