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The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
Rnthert

B the way. asked tHe stranger. "are women permitted to practice at the bar ia tHl9 country
 Permitted. s1srtea the other man vulo happened ta be a retired saloon keeper from kaasas. % lou can't keep er from dainz lt "aen they take notion. begosn Chi. eago Tribune
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
To secure Working Capital.

New York. Feb H. The annual re- port Of the Pressed Steel Gar Go, Is sued yesterday, confirms the recent reports that an issue of S5,000,o00 ten year tiee=per-eeHt. bonds was issued to secure needed working capital
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
Cnre of the nnhH

Tokeepthe skin clean is to keepit healthy Every mother should therefore see that he= bahy $ gwen a daily bath in warm water with Ivory Soap. The nursery should also be well aired and cleaned and all clothing washed with Ivory Soap, well rinsed and dried i'll the sun. ELIZA k PARKER.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
HnrfnI@s sparl,

Speaking Of t5o 4t af tGe late Senator Days. Senator Hsaf uttered an e9.eaam which aezeHsa= - ko remembered No saark from A!a 8 sa#d Senator Haar sH#s ger , e#HdeE iff tHe eze 5f | E .f.ar4 "= Mas.retnn P.sf
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Taekleton-.1'm glad your yacht beat Braemau's. He was blowing so much be fore the race Its your turn now. He ,aaehs best who laughs last Mains .'Y Yes. but say, rather. He laughs best whc iuffs first. '-Phiadelphia Press.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

New York. Feb. Money on call nom- inat, prime mercantile paper. 3iau4ts per cent, sterli1g exchange weak with actual business n bankers bills Gt 4S1Q4S1i, for demand and at lS3sl P4S5 for Ga days: post ed rates. 4Nt'saH4saf, and 4S6es4SAl8 com r1erctal bills, fSSd4s5ls, silver certificates. e..uC3c; bar silver, GlSc; Mexican dollars. si5se. Got e4 "snt bonds steady.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

hrs. Johnson Has Mfr Johnson come home for dinner vet
 .Jsne=Na. mann
 T thought heard fia downstairs D "I6st Nas Leo growing over bone. nurn i,-TLt- Rits
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
Cnrir clifton.

In spite of the f3et that she is no. a, American heiress. Q8ecp WiIHemina f.= succeeded ln marrying duke Detroit F.,
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

T hear Miss FIiity ,Hrew CbeiIc oyer ia5.. mght ''So5 Src told me She Uouls. be diseugaged this evening Town T5aI5s'
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
Gotton.
Financial.

Quotations for middlinc range as fol- lows St. l.a.iis, 5-i6c New orh, s'.c; M.mnRIs.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
An Eloquent Speaker.

Johnny doesn't a man sometimes speak SC rapidly that the stenographer can ! follow him, and say SO many wonderful things that they are lost in admiration of his eloqueuce?
 Pa-Yes l have heard that something of the kind does happen now and then But why do you ask, Johnny?
 "I notice that when you make q speech the papers always say. MT Breeze also spoke. "- Boston Transcript
 do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump- 1 ton has aH equa. for coughs and colds John |. Boyer, Trinity Springs Ind, Feb l5. 1900.
 A St. Louis girl has outclassed all the Macs. She spells her name Malae. St. Lotus Globe-Dcmocrat,
 Dyeine IS as simple is washing when you use PUTNAM FADELEsS DYES. Sold by all druggists
 The burglar makes hay while the sun doesn't shine-Cmeaso Daily News.
 A Dose in Tine Saves Nine of Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar for Coughs pike's Toothache Drops Cure in ore minute.
 Saving wood IS the better exercise. but golf Is more popular. Globe Fruit is necessary article of diet. Its x.me essence Is ln Primley California Fruit !S(l ! mention your own faults; others tsd to t fer you.- Chicago Daily
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

If you have kept a secret, the time al. wave come, when you will be proud ot yoar- self Atohison Globe
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

tarrh. madam They will generally
 reglv, sOH. TO. I never had eatarrh. My nose Fz perfectly clear and my breath is
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we evcr used for all affections of the throat aro mngs Vim. c. Endslcy, Nanburen. Ind Feb. 10, 1900
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

of the e o i feson gathered In letter The F Medicine Com 
 your both myself and mother Mrs. Bennett, year. remedy good feeble and old those and with stru A
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

To Cure Cold in One Day GrlCEis, srefund money fit fails tocura q
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

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 a resident Q |liet ' said to tn
 an exceedingly
 the food blessed st invite him to
 e seated, silence the host turned Yill you ask the |i to his ear, with gesture, as in a nded n 2 tone eaf lately that if o me you'll have nds disclosed to shed host that
 a practical joke. Egly when he un- |S
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

st forty yearsz biIt taere E a women who nave
 tataHll# @a tael. any
 N omen csEzf.f .a.i
 .le ieIy. tzsil gal. sII #eFe i aztit8a tmr fHoi the pei Q. .ffI l#7.t #t1e head 2 be have not
 I haze not eat arril great ake#audals ae s aE ssrle and aHea rive pfaIlnt and satls.ac. .etlseaZPealTla.l la.lg.ufe e rtm RVIHv q full state and he Hili# be pleased to -Ec aIirIee gratis.
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The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Graee-4I thought you were never gorl waking with that NEages Ne.i-s'I W4. Tt; but I've got a beauuiul rew c.oal ah. jus; had 10 go waking. Sy1acUsa Hora.G
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
The Best Prescription for ChiIla

and Fever is a bottle. of Groves Tasteles
 Chill Tonic IL is simply iron ard Guinine il tasteless form. Nocure-po pay Price, 50c
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
Carters Ink

has Inc largest sale of my irk in the wor'd because t Is the best ink that can be made.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

not bad am troubled Et h= coughing Or It tii4s or an 8t Ii- CT dHageeaflie symptoms ot=f-fls tauFI fHZrnE dear madam rilI ma e@ al tles same a tHl H0tZai- iHetiH the may f4C4tra# of=tte lnugs. or storn = o.kdn@ and e- TfefsaHl q T ulW hav8atHrih h of the pelvic or gdu
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The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Some peoples idea of knowledge k Inc ar, Of finding out things which they have ao business to know.-Chieago Daily News
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Saving wood IS the better exercise. but golf Is more popuar.-Atehison Globe.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

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 fa IIIf fHi .tt IA =are4a #Ii4ae IleerEfarH EeE moi bJtiH =ilaH.e8 .iHH#i dIi are c.fle red 'j#6fle
 NJ people zH fIE .IaHrEE Er4Zt au@ alaII- Fms at t&c =nf InITE
 h you do H1 de AaE EGIE HT= once 10 llt La
 nent Of your ease give 8a fIis ita1f-It
 Address Dr IIat Hartman HauitarH
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Fruit is a necessary articlo Of diet Its ne essence Is in Primley' $ California Fruit
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
River News.
THE MARKETS.

fatI. Trace.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

The burglar makes hay while the sun doesn't shIne.-Chleago Daily News
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

A Dose in Tine Saves Nine of Hale's Honey of llorehoqnd and Tar for Coughs.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

Dyeine is as simple is washing when you use PUTNAM FADELEss DYES. Sold by all druggists
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22
\ Familiar snnnd

Halls Family Pil.s are the best.
The Monticellonian., 1901-02-22

A St. Louis girl has outclassed all the Macs. She spells her name Maiae. St. Lotus Globe Democrat
The Conservative, 1901-06-20

fish. And thus ended the pageant of
the prairies."
The European wedding mentioned
was that which preceded the birth of
the present German emperor; we are
not informed as to the posterity of the
Indian match. The two brands of cur
rency mentioned will need no explana-
ton to old settlers; the later generation
may be reminded that there were wild
cat banks in the land in those days. 1t is
gratifying to find our friend White
waters character as all enemy to
alcoholic liquor still sustained, and it is
to be hoped that his course was wholly
voluntary on this occasion.
Some day we will give an account of
Petanasharo's visit to Washington, also
from contemporaneous papers.
A. T. r.
The Conservative, 1901-06-20
Che Conservative.

Archbishop and the bride was given
away by the Hon. Heap-b -big-indian
Whitewater, her lordly and dis
tinguished dad
Affecting Scene.
'After the ceremony the Princess
mother, Mrs. Whitewater and the
elegant and sunny bride, her daughter,
gave vent to their feelings, and pitched
into each other scratching and biting,
hair-pulling and eye gouging in the
most supremely affectionate manner.
Scarcely spectator remained unmoved.
The Feast.
''The most sumptuous feast awaited
the guests at the residence Of the BRIDES
father. 1t was spread in camp kettle
and suspended over the fire that burned
in the centre of that princely lodge. It
consisted of an epicurian medley. In it
we found young dog meat, very tender,
blue corn and old dog meat, beaver tails
and mule steak, fresh fish, and sugar,
making altogether one of the most
palatable and nourishing compounds
that ever graced royal camp kettle.
The horn-spoons of occidental luxury
seldom convey to the educated palate,
viands more tempting and delicious.
AS for drinks, corn whisky made Of red
pepper, tobacco plugs and rainwater,
together with mOlasses-sw coffee
made up the list.
The Conservative, 1901-06-20
EARLY INDIAN EVENT.


We reproduce below all account of a
social function of the year 1858, as
reported for tho News, of Nebraska
City, at the time by the editor of THE
CONSERVATIVE.
''The marriage of Prince Frederick
William Nicholas Charles of Prussia to
the Princess Victoria Adelaide Mary
Louisa of England, has kicked up
terrible bobery among the newspapers
of both continents. But we-the
News of Nebraska City-rather think
the late nuptials of distinguished persons
on the Big Blue, items of which are
hereinafter set forth, are of equal i'm
portance to the world and of far more
promise to posterity.
"Be it known then, on both sides of
the Atlantic ocean, to Queen Victoria
and James Buchanan alike, that on the
18th Of February, 1858, matrimonial
alliance was perfected between those
powerful nations of the aborigines of
the Prairie, the Pawnees and Otoes.
And on that same gladstone fortunate
day of February, A. D., 1858, the noble
Pawnee Prince Wau-neu-ke- -ga-sum-
pun-kin was drawn from the pursuits of
UIlS lulu dlltl tIlc WdIphUu W Wcll GllttI
angelic and cherubic Princess, Miss
his highness, the Hon. Bigindian- -aheap,
Whitewater of the Big Blue.
Appearance of the Bride.
''The chieftain's daughter was elegant
ly dressed in a red flannel skirt with
deep blue calico border, checked apron,
a summer-killed Buffalo robe and a
white felt hat. Her jewels were mag
nificent. From either auricular depended
bright ornaments of brass, tin and
copper. Under her left arm she carried
pack of dried dog meat, pounded corn
and buffalo fat. In her right hand she
daintily held boquet of dried herring,
plug tobacco aud bears meat, which
she applied to her nose with great
diligence and efficacy whenever the
ceremonies appeared to overcome her.
Her cheeks were as rosy as the red
school house. Her hair glistened with
coon fat and, having bad cold in her
head, pearly jewel depended from her
nose and cleaned in the sunlight like
liquid "gaub' of diamonds. We must
not omit to mention that Miss Wa
mush -pe-shinga also wore red petit
coat embroidered according to a design
of her own, with porcupine quills,
representing desperate dog fight. Her
entire wardrobe and jewelry could not
have cost less than six thousand dollars
in Fontenelle money. When asked if
she felt willing to depart to the Pawnee
village with her distinguished husband
and leave the royal wigwam of her
eminent paternal, she Immediately
swallowed the coon cake with which
her mouth was closely filed, said ugh
ugh and grinned royalty.
Behold the Bridegroom.
"Waunewkegasumpunkins the noble
and brave, was attired in all the
magniicence which his rank and wealth
demanded. He wore standing shirt
collar. a medal of President Pierce. a.
The Conservative, 1901-06-20

General Banking Business in all it's branches.
Correspondents throughout the World. Ac.
counts received on favorable terms.
The Conservative, 1901-06-20
AelI$ fargo
s com panp
Bank.
Bank.
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.

President, JOHN j. VALENTINE, San Francisco
Manager, HOMER s. KING, San Frencsco
Cashier H. WADswORTH, San Francisco
Asst. Cashier, f. l.. LIPMAN, San francisco
I'd Asst Cashier, II. l.. MILLER, San Francisco
The Conservative, 1901-06-20

pCppOl, UODuSSo PluSC ethh Aetiu WooO11
together with molasses- coffee
made up the list.
Bridal Presents.
"The ceremony and the feast having
ended, the stately father, Bigindian-
aheap, Whitewater strobe majestically
into the centre of the lodge and pre-
sented the fairy Waumushpeshinga
with a most elegantly worked dinner
bag made from the skin of the royal
pup Ashtekenapowhow, tremendous
applause when the tawney assemblage
had slightly recovered from the astonish
ment inspired by this magnificent
generosity the royal dad drew from an
obscure corner of the lodge singularly
shaped board about four feet long This
board had hoops protruding from either
side of it's upper surface, was beautifully
ornamented with brass tacks and is an
ancient heir loom upon which the
infantile members of the royal family of
the Otoe nation have been strapped for
fourteen centuries. In addition to this
the bride was presented with yearling
pony, twenty-three dogs and puppies
and looking glass, all of which must
have cost not less than forty thousand
dollars Nemaha Valley money.
Distinguished Persons.
"Among the distinguished persons
present, we did not fail to notice the six
Mesdames Petanasharo, the wives of
that eminent 'Injin' who is now at
Washington visiting James Buchanan
on official business. Also Mr.. White
cow Of the Omaha principality, Mr..
Big Soldier, Esquire Wildcat and the
Hon. Short tailed Elk.
"Letters were read from distinguished
persons who were unable to be present,
among which we noticed those of Gen.
Bowen, Pawnee Rogers, Gen. Sam
Houston and the Hon. Mark w. lizard
of Arkansas.
Departure.
cat moon rise the happy couple,
mounted on mule, departed for their
own palatial residence while the air
was resonant with hundred How!
How Hows of blessing and redolent
with the perfume Of wet dogs, buffalo
meat, musk rats, kin-e-ke-nick and cod
Connecticut western news., 1901-03-07

AT one of the English German schools
In the city a teacher recently announc-
ed to a class of very young girls that
they could have 20 minutes to write a
composition on any subject of their
own selection. A bright girl, whose
head Is adorned with liberal supply
of beautiful auburn hair, handed in the
following:
"Flies from Flyland.-Mrs. Fly had a
very great deal of trouble with her
children. They worried the old lady
30 much she did not know what to do.
One little fiy-Worst One by name
never did obey his mother. Now, of
course, there never yet was a case Of
disobedience which was not punished
in some manner. If you do wrong and
nobody is around to punish you, you
usually knock against something or fall
down and hurt yourself.
1--WE will see now what little Worst
One did and how he was punished.
One day he and his brothers had q
chat, and in 1t they spoke of the jam
that the cook left standing on the kitch-
en- table, and they all determined to get
just the tiniest bit of 1t, and they went.
Now, the mother knew OF this, and she
went with them, and of course she did
not scold. Oh, no! Why, every fly
eats jam, but you must not go inside
the jam jar, as no one knows what will
happen to you IL you do. Just rest on
the top the mother said.
THE others were all afraid and did
not go In, but little Worst One, he did
not care; he was going in, and in he
went In spite Of what his mother said.
And what do you think happened to
him? Never before in the history of
flies did such a strange thing happen.
You think he died and remained there,
don't you? You are mistaken. They
did get him out, but he had terrible
punishment, and he had to carry it
with him ever afterward. His hair had
turned red with fright. believe after
that he obeyed his mother"
The teacher gave this composition
"1OO."-Baltimore Sun.
Connecticut western news., 1901-03-07

the boat lowered, ana Davlus was TO
be rowed In to sound the depth and
find a safe anchorage. Three sailors
took their places at the oars, and the
boat showed off. 1t was q sunny sky
and a calm sea, with never a thought
of danger, but the yawl had not pulled
above a cables length from us and ev-
cry man in the bark had his eye on
her when she suddenly rose In the air
with crashing, rending noise. Below
her appeared the great head of Sam
Patch, and it was thrust upward I'M
til the stove boat was lifted 80 feet
high and then slid Off. When ten feet
more of the body was exposed to view,
the whale fell over with a mighty
swash, rolled his great body over and
over three or four times and then dis
appeared beneath the surface.
We had a second boat down In no
time to pick up the men, but while four
had gone In the boat there were only
three to rescue. The trio were more or
less knocked about and almost fright
ened to death, but they had come off
better than the mate. Whether the
whale seized him in its mouth or
drowned him as 1t rolled we could not
say, but our search for the body was
in vain, and Sam Patch disappeared
to trouble us no more.
Connecticut western news., 1901-03-07

Keystone state, consisting OF about
1900 men. an efficient army, which has
been conspicuous feature of previous
Inauguration day parades.
Major General Joseph Wheeler com.
manded the third division. which con.
sisted of troops from New Jersey,
Georgia, Connecticut. Massachusetts,
Maryland, South Carolina, New York,
Virginia, Ohio, Illinois, Alabama,
Maine, Michigan, Texas, Iowa, Nebras.
ka and Wyoming.
Governor Odell rode with his staff at
the head OF the New York troops.
which consisted of Squadron A, the
First and Third signal corps, the
Twcnty-third regiment and two provi-
sional battalions. Other governors
were in line at the head OF their state
troops.
The civic grand division. which fol.
lowed, was made up of hundreds of po-
litical clubs from every section of the
country and university students from
Princeton. Johns Hopkins, Carlisle In.
dian school and other institutions OF
learning. The division in which the
college boys appeared was led by Ma.
jor General o. o. Howard.
The inaugural ball in the pension
building ended the festivities. IL was
considered the most brilliant event Of
the kind In the history of the country.
The decorations were superb. Owing
to a slight indisposition Mrs. MeISin
ley was unable TO lead with the presi-
dent the grand march, but otherwise
the ball passed off according to ex-
pactatfous
Connecticut western news., 1901-03-07
A [eViQIhQn'S Revenge.
BY M. Quad.
Copyright, 1901, by C. B. Lewis.l

@ ICopynght, l9ol, by q b. Lew1sl g
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
We were bound for ALTOS island, off
the coast Of Lower California, in the
bark Dolphin, to look for an old
wreck of 40 years before. One day,
when yet 200 miles to the north of the
island, a whale suddenly preached
within 800 feet Of our craft, which was
making only about three knots an hour
under light breeze. The monster Of
the deep shot to the surface and above
1t as If propelled by an engine of 1000
horsepower. At least 40 feet of his
great body was In the air when he
came down with a crash, and the fall
kicked up such a sea that the bark was
boarded by three waves In succession.
Instead of sinking out of sight or max
ing Off the whale kept company with
the vessel and gradually edged down
toward us until man could have toss
ed his cap over the rail ON the broad
back covered with patches of barna-
cles. Almost as the whale shot up
from the depths of the sea our mate,
whose name was Davids, cried out:
Before heaven. but that's old Sam
Patch, and he's after me!'
We had come out of a California port
with picked crew, excepting the
mate. mean by that that Captain
Chambers knew his men personally,
most of whom had sailed with him be-
fore. At the last moment the old mate
of the bark had met with an accident,
and Davids had been given the berth at
Connecticut western news., 1901-03-07

after having saluted the president as
he passed.
Behind the presidential carriage fol-
lowed in carriages the members of the
joint committee of arrangements. the
members of the cabinet, Lieutenant
General Miles, commanding the army,
and Admiral Dewey, the ranking Off
Ger of the navy. Major General Brooke,
commanding the military department
of the east, was at the head of the
military grand division.
Line of March.
The route of march from the execu-
tive mansion to the capitol was along
Pennsylvania avenue to First street
West, thence to B street North, thence
to First street East, thence to B street
South, thence to New Jersey avenue
and from that point north on the drive
way leading along the east front of
the capitol to point opposite the south
end of the building.
Troop A left the column at b street
and Delaware avenue and, turning
south into the capitol grounds, escorted
the presidential party to the steps of
the senate wing.
While the preliminary pageant was
passing toward the capitol prepare
lions were under way for the i'm
pressive scene In the senate chamber,
the doors of which were opened at IL
o'clock to those entitled to admission
Civic and military dignitaries We're
seated in this order: President McKin-
ley and Vice President Elect Theodore
A.
doris and ministers of foreign countries
The chief justice, associate justices and
| officers of the supreme court of the
| United States were next in order. Then
| followed the senators elect and former
senator's.
Heads of the several executive de-
partments were next seated and then
| the members, members elect and cleo
| tive officers of the house of representa-
| tives, followed by the governors of
| states and territories.
Others present included former
| speakers of the house of representa-
( tives, former secretaries of the senate,
| judges of the court of appeals and of
| the supreme court of the District of
Columbia, the marshal of the District,
| judges of the court of claims, the COM
| missioners of the District of Columbia,
the secretary of the Smithsonian In
stitution, the librarian of congress, the
| architect of the capitol and the super
intendent of public buildings and
| grounds.
The supreme court entered the SEN
ate chamber at 11:45 with the usual
| ceremonious announcement and the
house of representatives about fiya
| minutes later.
When the hour for the organization
of the new senate arrived, the presi-
dent. having been escorted into the
senate chamber and formally intro
| duced by the committee of arrange
ments, occupied the seat reserved for
him in front OF the vice presidents
desk. The committee occupied the
seats on his left.
/ Swearing In MIR. Roosevelt.
From the vice presidents room Mr..
Roosevelt entered the senate chamber,
where the oath of office was admins
tered to him by Senator Frye of
Maine, the president pro tempore of
the senate, just before the adjourn
tIient Of the senate. Prayer was Of