The sun., 1901-10-06

could scare up q war with anybody. but !
| ooufht In those cannon anyhow at figure
a. which could have made good by selling
ths brass In case couldn't get nd Of the
! tnlnEs any other way.
4 , Well, j sat down and waited for some OF
The South or Central American republics
| 70 tet 10 scrapping with each othcr ana
| ior their swarthy agents to show M ia
,',. nsm fork for the purpo-e Ot bnying niu-
IhtIons Of war; hut II Happened that ti'c
| iepublic@ down there were pu-itlN"ly
! hugging each other in peace and brOthcriy
anliiy, and II began io l"Ok sure ihing
i that my Napoleon cannon'd haN" '" 80
va the scrap heap " | cNIectcd - gri my
I hrpiley hack on them
However. Ia III" month of MAY. an id"a
| WIN RESPECT Co thusa cannon hii M. anu
! hteh talty Young fellow Ia carry y OUT.
| S-ht hiin Out through loi ~ Mddl" N'-'-
! "rn towns aud had him put II to the author
| ues oi the-e towns how badly ticy n'$,d"u
cannon To be placed ON the town plaza
! or lark Tor saluting purpose on 'h" f"ur'h
/ " July and other patriotic and c"r"ili"hha'
! occasions. II went. all right, that s'h"in''
I My oilN young man was only Out -iN weeks
! nut hc got rid q: every on" Of ih"s' Ma
| poleons and at mighty iidN figure TOO.
| What d'y" think YOU'D du with Tag
| circus tent " Won had - | wa up aga'hsl
lhiS question three wears ago, aud II kept
| me awake uIito lot - nights. not iecau-c
| a paid much for the tent, for hadn't, tut
! ip@ati~" | hate 10 have any - my buNs
| LAYING around lou-.' and not WORKING !
| doni store up anything for any NcrN ~
| able Irriod 7 got this 1irCu- tent from
big -hoW that was about to start for
I fur"pn. IL was patched iu quito f"N
! sppir, bu' % was Ia good snap. III" "ilV
! reason the show handed b. over To- IN" tor
a -oug or lcss was that Ice OUTFIT had been
! supplied completely with new t"utt i"iufo
| starting tor The other side
| i had tNe lent and the poles aud Tie
| running gear uf tho thing -tpwed in a ware
| hours on Water street, aud | u-eu 10 ~
| down there ono" Iu a wiilc aud gal" al 't
| and wonder what iu a." dickens VI ever
| he ahl" To dp with IL II was far to-' blg for
any ordinary oampin-" ~. aud Il could
| have h'"r ou' up into about five hundred
| gypsy truts I. wasn't 'hc main l"n' "i
| fh" show. hut had he"p fhc tent covering
| the m"uaCcri" and D. wasn't much sily
| - being a. big ~ tHc main tent
| "Jusi when It began 10 seem 20 Inc hat
| iho only way Tt ever gr' nv coin back
| oL that tent would h. Geo -ond i' 'u q NH
| 90 10 turned into paper Io and t"hpld' |
-cc M ed IN n Chicago uc'vspal'r ihat
! makes D. all righ' th" nrfHni2ois ~ a
| h.g summer school in csutisl Ilhuoi- wcr"
| advertising for inst a. big "a ~s''oiu-hand
/ te1t a. could H. purchased al - r"a ouahlc
| fgurc | got u-t sixty ttmt- what a
! paid fpr the tent from tness u-op" I'm
/ sorry - Sav that the second dav b. was
/ raised ~ Ir summer school t'lf~ uu" ut
| tho-n Ni,.I--ipyi VALLEY torIidu-'- came
| a-whonp,ng along and rppad 1, into uh-
| hons. bur that va-u'i he fault pf ''" t""t-
! % we the faul. o' ~" Ms-issipI' Nn.l.v.
! II NAV br thai ~" had lu. g luck
! in 'his gam. but it'S y fact 'ta -o'ue-
I thing he- always turned up 30 Gi'" a value
| Go spmc of th" mos, iuppsiDls irlcN I've
! ever bought Five yeHT~ agp b'ugii
/ 800 and some udd pain OF r'lOir'r boots
/ inat had b,E,u Wet down souT'. u.' not
| damaged, iu a fire tha' ruir"d Tire manu-
! featuring plant. Nov. rubISg bpu'- af"
pretty slow sailors o. 10" ip-' ~ 'iu"s
! and hv tho time vo'i'vr gDt rid ~ N~s'
/ pair nf ruhh"r boots yuu u u ab'u. r"a'N
! 10 60 ~ uu vacation. - r.ca IlN 81 they ~"
| been made .ust forus iitjE hi' ~ color
! by water irum the hretneiH p hn-''.
But got tu" 'hr g ~ -lch e. -'dndt tu1-ly
| small figure Inst lg-, had 90 buy ON.
! Willy ully. and 80 J h"rius po-se-7Cd ~
! 'r'u Stored 'em i0 war"i ouss' iu Ncv
! York, drd h-gan 20 keep gu such -'.'a'N
! thinking a 'o how li over g. nd "i "m
! thai ! didn't hear my VIII. half The ti.ia
IN" was asking Inc for nlnl"v. ! c.rru-
! lated around among th" des l"rs aud they
gave me- ne hpar-e hoOt 11t a." happy
1 boiler aud told iue that ,h-' Il have h'"n
| saliing ~" gold bricks " ar ago n they q
! only known ! wBs such cbuic -pu.
-Thon the news IT he inv dirt they were
! striking UP around pUN son go out. and
B the klondiks fever was on. J sem TWO
! mon out With thn>s rubb bOo's. Dn' ~
them went To- fpFiNflfi. UT anu wv
| Tacoma Wash the TWO pDiu's q. winch
! the chief uutf''iug was done 10y tho Tel
! lows who 81 the gold * IN Their leIds
| and started on tie hike f"r thr hpn-
! dixie TITO bunch were lshnR into thu-"
! two towns 80 fast that al kinds ui oJr ht-
| ting gear juinird to preuiium pg'''~. aud
| nav men not OILY GOV full 'alu" Tor thu-''
/ rubber boots bot " most cases they got
| twice the regular mars'' vatr for them. ~,
| cut of thus buy that luo<s-i i,ke M" dsadcs'
! kind Of frost, | cupp"d odt A. L'Urh money
| a. | ever did hefpr" or Sit CO. u -ingl"
! deal | never listen 10 tee vice p"op"
| any more. in consequence, and ld a. h"f
| bIy pig IN "A poke ~ not, II | can g"t the
| pig a. my tiglIrr.
! livery wear the United states Govern
| iu'nt hold- au auction sale. down IN Wa-h-
/ i1g'on. of hundreds 81 opi irdenn"d tvpe-
| writers that'ye b'"u iu use n IN" Cavern
! m"ut dcpafi meutS .Iust WHY the great
! majority uf thee machines ar" condemned
! CON- ilsriug tN" tA,chCnL condition IA
| which most - them ar' - = question that
! I've got nothing 4, go with lat l'm alW aN~
4 down NJ th".e sale. afd ! gencf ally g't
| NV share of tie Ina, hlutr Get ."iu at an
ay"rag" pro" 81 s. l. 1oeSut 'aA" riuch
| tIuNsflug UE The part OF '-Npprts al 'hc .Vpe-
| writer business ~ maize th'-n mac hiucs
! tpp-no'ch tvpewrttcr~ almost ~ good
| a new. ana | fcoi real Sad when | don't
! take out q cl"an-up Of NJ east so per cent
on each aId every on" OF ihrm that | ~,
| hold 81.
| However aud NJ" mau Who buys any
! oiI ting suddenly took pu "a 'tnaCcuunt ably
| gloomy oApree-ion, @there az" s-pui- ucra-
! sions a. thar. wien Im badly 10 necd Of
! toe. Ncights' and lc -ign,d di-maliy.
| How jUaf2'
| aOh. rothins cycpp' that I've go' on
| hand ~ tire pr'.-en' Wom"u' 80 speaking
/ about fourteen million Brysu buttons aud
! Bryan tuy hag- and Toy br.olu- "itnsrvau =
| picture ON "m.
| Well"
Well Whore dye -'pp-@ I'll ever set
! hunk ON that buy
! It>iIl suited.