The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1901-01-23

-IeTSons VINO start newspapers Tor the
glory OF the thing are sometimes remin-
ded Of the small boy who stuck his fin
ger into the Atlantic Ocean, and pulling
it out looked for the hole.- Warren Times.
Those who start them with an axe to
grind are also in the same boat. .-Frank-
im NciCs.
The new three-cent piece, recently
authorized by Congress, will be some
what on the order of the Chinese metal
coins, inasmuch as it will have hole in
IT, The hole will be round, on fourth of
an inch in diameter and the coin will be
ofnickle, making it readily recognized
by sight o. touch.
This morning while ex-Commissiou-
er Herman Blum and Henry Weingard
were driving through town their buggy
in some unaccountable manner parted in
the center, throwing both violently to the
hard frozen ground. Mr.. Blum's left leg
was considerably hurt about the knee.
Mr.. Weingard was not very much hurt.
If reports are true II won't be so fun
ny going TO York State to have the nup-
tial knot tied as heretofore. as license
law, much more stringent than that of
the Keystone State, has gone into effect
there, and the clergy of Salamanca aud
jamestown will probably suffer copsid-
cradle pecuniary loss from the new law.
TO get the best and freshest for the
least money is what the average house,
holder is amer, iu groceries especially.
1t is scarcely necessary to point the way
TO Amslers in this case, as he handles
only the choicest in that line. Vegeta-
bles and tropical fruits are also among
his specislties. Phone orders are prompt
ly attended to. II
-KorY Heath, of the firm of Heath &
Felt, claims the shoe.trade belt, having
sold AZ pairs in little less than two
hours last Saturday. However, Harry
Felt, the other member of the firm
claims It's no great shakes considering
the price at which they go. And yet they
have a number of the same excellent
grades left which will go at a similar low
figure. But come early.
The first question man asks when
he sees girl flirting is whether she is
respectable or not, says an exchange. 1t
raises a doubt at once, no modest, virtu-
Gus girl can afford to indulge in such
pssstime. When the down is brushed
from the peach its beauty is marred. 1t
can never be restored, and when young
girl throws lightly aside that sweet and
modest reserve so becoming and which
so elevates her to the command and re-
spect of all, she loses her great charm.
"A young man, a cripple, who arrived
from Tionesta on the noon train, Friday,
with considerable jag on board, was
arrested during the afternoon by Officer
Ksan. He was very stubborn, used much
foul language and it became necessary to
load him into wagon on the way to
police headquarters. A local hotel man
appeared against him this morning. He
was fined five dollars or ten days to Jail,
and accepted the latter,-Bliy,drd. Since
Tionesta has no young men cripples, and
has missed none of It's uncrippled pop
ula,ion, young or old. of late, it will be
necessary to locate the obstreperous
young man some where else.
Learn to laugh, advises philoso-
pher. A good laugh is better than med
icine. Learn how to tell story. A well
told story is as wholesome as sunbeam
in sick room. Learn to keep your own
troubles to yourself. The world is too
busy TO care for your ills and sorrows.
Learn to stop croaking. If you cannot
see any good in the world, keep the bad
TO yourself. Learn TO hide your pains
and aches under a pleasant smile. No
one cares to hear whether you have the
earache; headache or rheumatism. Don't
cry. Tears do well enough in novels. but
they are out of place in real life. Learn
to meet your friends with a smile. The
good humored man or woman is always
welcome, but the dyspeptic or hypo-
chrondiac is not wanted anywhere, and
he is a nuisance as well.
Mr.. A. S. Hayes was recently elected
chief clerk of the Arkansas house Of rep
resentatives. He is a son of the late Da-
vid Hayes, who is well remembered by
all our older class of citizens as former
resident of Tionesta, where he married
his wife, Miss Ella Dale. OF the newly
elected chief clerk the Arkansas Daily
Democrat, of Little Rock, says: "Hon.
Steele Hays, who will be chef clerk OF
the house, will be the youngest man who
ever held that position. He is 2S years
old, and has been resident of the state
since he was years old. His home is at
Atkins, where be is universally respect
ed and esteemed. He was journal clerk
| of the last house, and made most capa-
BILE Official. lie is a good reader, most
afIable gentleman and in every sense fit
ted for the place he will occupy. lie is
receiving the congratulations of friends
to-day ON his success, which is now as
surei."