The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-04-18
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10 Nj. Tnllr sins, CT Nick : Oh. ,or
n.y fssi its d,iss. bot yoail poll
thfossa. irs btss throssh II often.
-Msmn. AID shat vs the ministers
tat this uofpins, at,rf DO ,oa rsU,m
bert Elsie -Y-. ms'sn. May ere cold.
bat les sss iitHsn'
-if.le Hossevifs - 700 said those col
ers uefs iss,, yoang mao, snd here they
have rsa 81 over ny w..b tats. Comps
espi Clsrt M dear n.dsu, how do Jon
erpsci s1ytAirg Isl nci 10 rsuf
My hsro dies 10 the middle Of my lei
-, novsl, sid the ,oars sa,bot Tbsfs
. grave missile. replied the editor He
should nol die before The resdsr does.
His Mother When tbs, little boy
tbfsv stones ., you. sby did you cot
come 10 mel Little George Washington -
Well. l guess | c,n throw them back bet
terra you can.
Mr.. 0ooph = Do Jon really think our
daughters masiesl sducsiion 10 omplslef
Mu Gooph Tbiok sol kno~ 90. Why.
you cant understand . single word Of
Y hsi she sinss
Vile Josi think OF ,our having to be
svsy from tome three long weeksi I'm
sure you'll mics me. vout yea. desrf Hos
band - OF course | will. wish you would
write me curtain lecture every day. 30
Ill be sbls 10 go TO sleep nights.
--Psike-l know your vile didn't like
IL bsosuse you brought me home uneIpeci
eddy to diener LIST night L,ps-Non
sensel WY you hadn't been gone five
minutes beiors she remsrked ihs. she wss
glad II vas no one else bat you.
--Brovp so you lost your lawsuit With
Smith. Jones Yes, bat i,'s . satisfaction
10 know that Smith didn't win snythipg.
Bu, didn't you have to pay him $1,000 dam
ss"i Yes. but his lswysr got that
Baxter = Don't you think there ought
10 be . Different word for the typewriter
snd the youns womsn Who operates III
- Oh. | doo't know. The two are
very much alike. |, ocs,s good deal 10
keep either 10 ribbons.
Many years ago 40 Allen comfy msn
announced himself a. candidate for the
Legislature. Bat yoo can't maze . speech,
. friend. Oh. that doesu't mske
any dinsrsncs, innoceptly responded the
candidate. for the house slwsJs elects 9
speaker.
Young L,dy = Give me one yard Of
Why, haven't 1 seen you beforsf Shop As
sistsnt Oh, Msad. can you have forgot
leo me, Issvsd your lie 3, the seaside
last sammer, Young Lady (ssrmt)-
Why. OF coarse yoa didl Yon may give
me two yards Of this ribbon, piesse.
Elsie Mamma. there's . fanny old !!
msn 10 thi. Piekxiek book that's always
telling his ION to bewsrs 81 The widowe.
Why !. thst7 Mamma Well, widos IL
,upposed 10 be ,killinl 10 s,tchlns . hps
band. Elsie dueiousl ] wonder il III
have TO be widos beioTs | c,n get mar
RED.
Johnny, s,id Mr.. GsM,U,. DR.. Doce
hss left bis case Of medicines and instru
nent here 0tt CO your wheel and take
i 10 biz ofiise. Nh,rsupon Johnny mount
ID biz bicycle soi delivered the osse.
Nth this rsmsn Hare. doctotl You
eit your repair hi, II cur house.
Benevolent Ola GsotlemsD TO fellow
Hos fss, We tr.vell Bat. Oh,
'ouug man. bsvo yon ever thought OF the
light Of timer rhink OF the Asstipe
lcurs Of youth. the golden .dsys that ssift
, PISS, away. Have Jon ever counted the
niHs.es- Basterby (aarsssuste and sus
'icious what ere you trying to dor Sell
ne . vstehi L
Tommy, how did you &c. oil the bscl
i ycur meek san bsrntf Palm weeds 10
be garden. Bat your hair !. oil vet, my
90. Ihsts psrspirstion. Y0nf vest 10
Irens aide oct. TO. Pot It 90 that vsy
purpose. AID hos does !. hsppep. Tom
ny, dear. H., you have got Jack Hsu
rds trousers ori Tommy (.i,ers psuse)
= Mother. l csnros tn : lisi I've been
-svimniri
Nervous Visitor tsh5 IL being taken
nt Tor drive by bis host's dsosh,eil-l
ant II very nsssis soine 90 fast down bill
iiss Dsisyi Aed -sni Ito hold the rsits
$50 ioosel,' Miss Daisy (iisht.hesit
diy epI9,lps h.rselil |, IN I've pevsr
riven before. Papa vent let me vbep
% II home, Says In 90 reckless
riicks vhip.l Core Up. Old mail
"A Scottish minister ". ctoe 1ksd
ov long be woali require 10 prepare
,sech. Th,, depsaas. raid be, upon
ov mnsh tine al TO oeeupy to il, de
very. Ill sn 10 spssk for qnsrisr Of
] boar, shoaid likss seek 70 prepare;
an 10 spssk Tor ball 40 ton'. three
sys sili dc, 10 "a 20 so 90 ss ione -