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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
L. b. HEFNEE, Sec.

Don't be satisfied with temporary
relief from indigestion. kodul DyS-
pepsia cure permanentlyand completely
removes this complaint. II relieves
permanently because it allows the tir-
ed stomachs perfect rest. Dieting
won't rest the stomach. Nature re-
ceives supplies from the food we eat.
The sensible way to help the stomach
is to use Kodol Dyspepsia cure, which
digeStS what you eat and can't help
but do you good. Frank G Bland, 3a-lm
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
The RirIlt Remedy.

Your druggist will refund your
money If BunScn'S Pine Tar Cough
Honey fails to cure. One dose brings
relief. Take bottle and your cough
or cold win disappear. This is a new
discovery and the only cough remedy
sold on 4 positive guarantee-No cure,
no pay. Wells \ Haymaker. 39-lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
A Poor millionaire

Lately starved in London because he
could not digest his food. Early use
of DR.. Kings New Life pills would
have saved him. They strengthen the
stomach, aid digestion, promote as
similatIon, improve appetite. Price
25c. Money back II not satisfied. Sol
by Frank G.Bland, druggist. 3l.ly5.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
Martin Jailed for Court.

Monday morning William Martin,
colored, was given hearing in Squire
MS. Riley's court upon the charge Of
assaulting James Lee, colored, last
week with a Ratchet. The evidence
showed him guilty Of the assault and
he was sent TO jail in default Of bond
of $500 to await the nextgrand jury.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
OR. w. a. FLETCHER,
osTEoPATH

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. MEN
and women to travel and advertise for
old established house Of solid financial
standing. Salary $50 a year ana
all payable in cash. NO can,
required. Give references ana
enclose Self-addresSed stamped enve-
lope, Address Manager, 355 Caxton
Building, Chicago. 2f-!o1.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
Wanted For U.S.Army.

Able bodied men of good character
and temperate habits. Recruiting Of
flee open 10, II and IS of every month
at q Main street, Grafton, w. Va.
Recruits specially desired for the field
and coast artillery. For information
and application blank, address Recruit
ing onicer, 1891 Market ST., Wheeling,
West Va. Ss-sepEO.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
Question Answered.

Yes, August Flower still has the
largest sale Of any medicine in the
civilized world. Your mothers, and
grandmotherS, never thought Of using
anything else for Indigestion or Bill
business. Doctors were scarce, and they
seldom heard OF Appendicitis, Nervous
Prostration or Heart failure, etc.
They used August Flower to clean out
the system and stop fermentation OF
undigeSted food, regulate the action
Of the liver, stimulate the nervous and
organic action OF the system, and that
is all they took when feeling dull and
bad with headaches and other aches.
You only need few doses OF Green's
August Flower, In liquid form to make
you satisfied there is nothing serious
the matter with you. Get Green's
Prize Almanac. For sale by George c
Stone, druggist, 3rd street. l3-ly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

Raema is caused by an acid humor in
Ghe blood coming in contact with the
skin and producing great rednesa and IN
aammation little pustular eruptions form
and discharge thin, sticky fluid, which
dries aud scales off sometimes the akin IS
hard, dry and assured. Eczema ~ any
form is 4 tormenting, stubborn disease,
and the itching and burning az times arc
almost UNDESIRABLE; the acid burning
humor seems TO ooze out and set the skin
on FIRE. Salves, washes nor other exter-
mai applications do any real good, Tor az
long as the poison remains N the blood
Il will keep the skin irritated.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

PIT Thomas, Sumterville, Ala, II
was suffering from dyspepsia when /
commenced taking Kodol Dyspepsia
cure. took several bottles and can
digest anything. Kodol Dyspepsia
cure is the only preparation containing
all the natural digestive fluids. II
gives weak stomachs entire rest, re-
storing their natural condition. Frank
G. Bland. 39.Im.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

since seen any sign d my old trouble M vs.
4. b JACKSON. f4I4 MCGEE St, Kansas lily w.
S. S. S. neutraiizes this acid poison,
eoois the blood and restores ittoa healthy,
Tat,,rai state. and the rough, unhealthy
III, becomes soft smooth and clear
- 80 cures letter, Fry
SIS +: i. As: /. !: J: !: 4: !: 4:
hiood c.,d for our book and write US
Sbo,,t ~ case our physicians have
made these diseases life study, and can
hsln YOU by their advice; we make no
charec for tGis service. All correspondence
q CONDUCTED in strictcst confidence.
the SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. iTLANTA, GA.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

90 Buck, Beirue, Ark, says: ~
was troubled with constipation until
j bought DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers. Since then have been entirely
cured OF my old complaint. ] recon-
mend them. Frank G. Bland. 39-lm
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02
.BALTIMORE&OHI
RAILROAD.

The following Is the B. & o. time
card On and after Sunday, May
~, 1901.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

"Johnston's snrsaparilla is the most powerful
blood purifier known. Use it, and keep your
blood pure; Quart Bottles"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-08-02

X,TESr VA. CLNTnAL q ,pItI>BUEG
In affect Sovemher-j iHr.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
I'm the Mexican Congress,

In his trip to Mexico senator Bacon
saw many interesting and novel sights,
but his visit to the lower house of the
Mexican congress made a particularly
vivid impression upon him. Among
other things he saw the roll of the
house called In a very curious fashion.
A member of the body stood on the
stage-the meeting place was an old
theater-and called every member by
name as they sat in their seats. He
did not use a roll call, but relied entire
ly upon his acquaintance and his mem
DRY.
But" continued Senator Bacon, "I
was especially impressed with the
name in which the house did bust
ness I went there day after day and
never did e a member rise and adj
dress the chair. Bill after bill was
passed without a vote in the negative
and without a word Of discussion. /
became very much interested in this
state Of affairs, and, not being able to
speak Spanish, I inquired of a gentle
man at the door who spoke English to
explain the situation to me. oh he
replied, there is nc need for any de-
bate. These bills are sent to us by the
president, and he tells us that he wants
them passed. When he lets us know
thai he is in favor of the bills, we are
all in favor of them too.'"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
NEW SHORT oTORl-o.
The Presidents DipIomacy-Golf "a
q Leve1er-In the Mexican
Congress.

In speaking of President McKinley's
diplomacy in dealing with Office seek
ers a cabinet officer related the follow
ing story:
"a few days ago. he said. "a num-
Der of prominent bishops and ministers
Of the African Methodist church called
upon the president to plead with him
for more places for colored men.
""You see, Mr.. President said the
spokesman, I'VE believe thai we are de-
serving of more recognition from the
Republican party than we have yet re-
ceived.'
"FWe1l, you have the register of the
treasury replied b president, which
you know is n of the very best places
in the administrations gift Then he
enumerated half a dozen other places
the co1ored people have been given,
rafting off the list and making it sound
quite important. The president has a
remarkable memory, and the colored
bishops were rather AXE aback to dis
cover tha they had received so many
places.
"sBut, Mr.. President exclaimed one
of the bishops, taking a new tack, that
is all right for the colored race. We
will admit that the race has been TAX
en- care of, but how about the Meth
odist church? Surely we ought to have
something for the old church,
"tOh, brother, we can't complain on
! that score! replied the president, with
a bright smile. I'VE can't complain
there, for the church has the president,
you know
"When the colored bishops got as far
as the gate leading to the street they
stopped, compared notes and came to
the conclusion that the president had
been too much for them"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Commissioners Sale.

In obedience to q judgment of the
Superior Court of Wayne county, rem
dered at October term, 1900. IN the
case of w. Z. Hollowell against E L
Smith and wife Minnie Smith. I will
sell, at the court house door in Colds
boro. on the 18th day of April, 1901, at
IL o'clock M, the property described
therein, to wit, bounded and described
as follows:
On the west side by the old K1nchen
Smith mill race, on the north by county
road and crossing same to balance of
property conveyed to Jesse Benton,
trustee for children of Samuel and
Sallie Smith. this being the so acres d.
rected to be conveyed to e L Smith in
deed of trust from John r. Smith and
wife upon the death of Samuel and
Sallie Smith, being fifty (5O) acres of
first tre ct mentioned in said trust found
in Liber F F. 31st page records of
Wayne county. and being the same on
which the dwelling house is situated
and on which E. L. Smith and his
mother now reside
Also a tract of land of fifty acres de
scribed In a deed from John e. Smith
and wife to Jesse Benton, trustee, which
is registered in Wayne county in Book
No. 81, page 200, being the last lot of
land described in said deed, also all the
right, title and interest of the said Ed.
L Smith in all the lands described in
said deed. F. A. DANIELS,
March 18th. 1901. Commissioner.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
She wouldn't Chance 1T.

The truth of the following anecdote,
which had it's origin through the well
meant zeal of a gentleman who had
been hunting up the records Of the
Robertson family Of which Mrs. Ken
dial is so brilliant a member, is vouch-
ed. This gentleman in his researches
had discovered that he could trace the
Robertson descent through the female
line from Charles II. Imagining that
the knowledge Of a royal ancestry
would be gratifying information, he
conveyed his supposed discovery by
letter to one of the elder representa-
tives of the family. This good lady in
stead of approaching the honor replied
in the following characteristic manner:
"Sir, / have never before heard the fact
you have communicated to me. The
Robertsons have gone through many
vicissitudes of rank and fortune, but
they have always been considered re-
spectacle. / have no desire to heal the
particulars of your discovery"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
The

A japanese paper, The Japanese
American Weekly News, has been
started in New York. At the head Of
the first page, which would be the last
in an American paper, the name is CIV
en- in English al well as in Japanese
characters. In the latter the sign for
the sur represents JAPANESE and the
sign of rice represents American"
The paper has four small pages and is
Autographed from hand written copy,
as still done with many papers and pc
riodicals.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
FREE BLOOD AND SKIN CURE
An Offer Proving Faith.

Ulcers, Eating Sores, Cancer
Scrofula, Itching Skin, Scabs
and Scales of Eczema, Aches and
Pains in bones, back or joints,
Syphilitic Blood Poison, Rotten
Gums and Chronic Rheumatism,
aud all obstinate, deep seated
Blood troubles, are quickly cured
by taking a few large bottles of
Botanic Blood Balm. We chal~
lenge the world for a case of
Blood Disease that botanic
Blood Balm will not cure. The
cures are permanent and not a
patching up. Is your Blood thin?
Skin Pale? All Run Down? AS
tired in the morning as when
you went to bed? Plmples, Boils,
Swollen Glands or Joints, Cat
arb, Putrid Breath. Eruptions,
Sores in Mouth or Throat, If so
your Blood is bad. Blood Balm
will make the Blood Pure and
rich, Heal every Sore. Stops the
Aches and Pains, build up the
broken down body, and invig-
crate the old and weak. Botanic
Blood Balm. the only perfect
blood purifier made. Sold at
Drug Stores. $1.OO per large
bottle, including complete direc-
tions. To prove our faith in
Blood Balm a trial bottle given
away to sufferers. For free trial
bottle enclose 5 cents to pay
postage and address Blood Balm
Co., Atlanta, Ga. Don't hesitate,
but write at once describing
trouble, and free personal medi-
cal advice given. Blood Balm
(B. B.B.) Cures when all else
fails. Thoroughly tested for 30
years. Over 5000 voluntary tes-
timonials Of cures by using
B. B. B.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

New Building on the Banks
of the Mersey.

Gigantic New Building on the Banks
of the Mersey.
Liverpool has just completed the
building Of a new tobacco warehouse
which, until Chicago carries out it's
characteristic scheme for a block Of
commercial buildings a mile long, will
be the largest erection of the kind in
the world. The new building on the
banks of the Mersey is a gigantic af-
fair, constructed by the dock board in
order to provide central accommoda-
ton for the storage of the tobacco Of
the port. Within ten years the tobacco
stock Of Liverpool has doubled itself
and now reaches the figure of 1OO,O 46
hogsheads against only 39,971 hogs
heads in London, the center of the uni
verse.
Hitherto several immense warehouses
have been utilized for the storage Of
Liverpoo1's bonded tobacco, but the re-
markable development Of the trade has
led to the building, at a cost of $780,
600, Of the new giant, where the latest
improvements in the way Of machinery
the storage accommodation have been
introduced. The new building is 725
feet long, 165 feet wide n $50 feet
high. 1t has cellars, a wilderness of a
landing quay and II spacious floors,
each capable Of holding 1880 hogs
heads. The total storage capacity of
the building will be better appreciated
when it is stated that 80, 100000 pounds
of the fragrant weed can be comforta-
bly, put away within it's towering walls.
The money value of the pile when it is
fuI1 of tobacco would make dozens OF
paupers millionaires. It has SO acres
of floor space and constitutes Of the
landmarks of the city.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

this power to command his servant to
stop his daily devotions? Verify, thou
art a rude fellow. I have mind to
smite thee, but being a man Of peace I
will withhold my hand" Then the
old fellow walked out with measured
step, his Bible under his arm and his
nose in the air.
''These Pennsylvania Quakers are
queer chaps" said the doorkeeper.
@NThat is not the first one I have had
to call down for reading the Bible in
the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
One of Those Queer Chaps.

There is a law of the senate that no
one shall read in a gallery. In the en-
forcement of this law a doorkeeper
hurried into the gallery and, shaking
an offender by the shoulder, said in a
stage whisper:
"You cannot read here. Close that
book or get out"
The person addressed paid not the
slightest attention. He was a grizzled
old fellow.
"Put away that book or duck" COM
manded the official.
Slowly the old fellow turned.
S'Seeth thou not hat I read the holy
book?" said he. "And who gave thee
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
NEW SHORT STORIES.
Ais Name a Household Word - One
of Those Queer Chaps n
Wouldn't Chance 1t.

e~Your name is a household word,
SENATOR" This was the remark made
I'm Chicago to Hon.. Jonathan 2. Doli-
yer, the new United States senator
from Iowa, during the recent presiden-
fial campaign, when a Republican COM
mittee, anxious to secure him for a
speech, assured him that no man was
better known or understood in the city
by the axe than the gentleman from
Iowa, relates The Saturday Evening
Post. "Why, sir. no man is better
loved by our people or more highly re-
igarded than you," said b committee
man, rising In enthusiasm.
eff that's the case" replied the sena-
tor, ST shall have to grant your request
and speak again in Chicago"
"I shall have to advertise you," sug-
gested the committeeman. "Of course
I know your name, but to be III I
want to ask you. I suppose Joseph T.
Dolliver is right?'
"And my name is a household word
in Chicago?" responded the senator.
ayes, sir"
"And my Christian name Joseph"
SMy mistake, senator. I might have
known better. It's John A. Deliver"
"What," exclaimed the senator, "and
my name is a household word in Chica-
gow
"Oh, WELL" spoke up the committee
man blandly, ''it's my mistake again.
What is your Christian name, anyhow,
senator?"
Its Jonathan, sir, and my name is a
household word in Chicagow!
. "My mistake entirely" ~apologized
the committeeman. "You know 1 am
forgetful at times. I believe you spell
your name D-o-l-a-v-o-r?"
"Hold on, hold onv' shouted the sena-
tor. "And my name is a household
word in Chicago! Well, well, who'd
although it! l spell my name D-o-l-l-i.
YER"
~Of course, of course" soothingly
chimed the committeeman. o course
nobody new that better than myself
You are ex-senator, 1 believer
1t was then that Senator Dolliver
wilted and whispered sadly, and my
name is a household word in Chicago?'
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

The force of the stroke set him spin
ming. The small negro boy grunted
another disappearing "Umph!"
Determined to win the appreciation
of his dusky critic, the general made a
third desperate try. He missed again
and glared in speeches. anger at the
little negro.
That disconcerting person took his
hands out Of his pockets and, pointing
a stubby finger at the general, said,
"Look yere, old man, that'n never do"
Wash Cor. New York World.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Golf as q

General Miles is a golf player. He
went out to the Chevy Chase links the
other day dressed in a well worn suit
of corduroys and wearing a somewhat
disreputable SLOUGH hat.
A small negro boy stood by as he
placed his ball. The general lifted his
club high, swung and-missed. The
small negro boy said, "Umph!"
Somewhat nettled, the general stead
led himself, swung and missed again.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Notice..

Notice is herebv given that an cleo
ton bv the qualified voters of the City
OF Goldsboro and Goldsboro Township
will be held on Tuesday, the 9th day of
April, 1901, upon tho question of issuing
bonds to the amount of $25 900 for the
improvement of the Goldsboro Graded
Schools property
By order of the Board of County
Commissioners of Wayne County.
GEO. O. KORNEGAY,
March 4. 1901. Clerk, etc.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
$40 in Cash Paid

to anv party or parties who will
make affidavit to the fact that they
have used Whites Black Liniment
and not experienced relief from its use.
a fui- size 25c bottle will be sold for
15c, at lbs drug store. in order to
give every one an opportunity t o test
It's merits for Family Use
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Notice.

Having qualified before the clerk OF
the Superior Court of Wayne County,
as admtnistratrix of the estate OF
George L. Kirby, deceased, notice Is
hereby given to all persons indebted
to the said estate to make Immediate
payment, and to all persons holding
claims against said estate to present
the same to the undersigned for pay
ment on or before the End day of March.
1902. or this notice will be pleaded in
bar of their recovery.
NARY C. KIRBY.
Adm. of George L. Kirby, decd
F. A, DANIELS, &tt'y.
Goldsboro, ". O.. Mich End. 1901
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Relief i'm Six Hours,

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
Disease relieved in six hours by New
Great South American kinney Cure.' -
It Is q great surprise on account of its
exceeding promptness in relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back. in male
female. Relieves retention of water
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this Is the remedy. Sold
by M. Z. Robinson & Bro. Druggists.
Go dabOro. N. o.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Cows I'm the United States.

The total number of cows kept for
milk purposes in the towns and cities
and villages of the United States is
1.466,970, Texas having the greatest
number, 116,107. Illinois INT second
with 110,46O and Pennsylvania third
with 98,515.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

Count Boni has not yet accept
ed an invitation to edit the Peoria
Journal for one day.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Notice

Having qualified as administrator of
W. D. Hooo, deceased, all persons
holding claims against said estate are
hereby notified TO present them for
payment by February 18th, 1902. or
this notice will be pleaded in a of
their recovery. E. A STEVENS.
Feb. 18th. 1901. Admr
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Mrs. Nation says intoxication
is sure a ruinatiOn.

HUMORS come to the surface in the
spring as in no OF her season. They
don't run themselves all off that way,
however, but mostly remain In the
system. Hoods Sarsaparilla removes
them. wards off danger, makes good
health sure
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

Itch on human cured in 80 minut,z
by w oolford's Sanitary Lotion. This
never fails. Sold by M. E. Robinson
& Bro. Druggists, Gold sboro, N. O.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28
Your Money.

One box of TUFTS Pills will save
many dollars in doctors bills
Theywillsurelycur all diseases
ofthe stomach, liver or bowels.
No Reckless Assertion
For sick headache, dyspepsia,
malaria, constipation and bilio-
asness, amillion people endorse
TUTT'S Liver PILLS
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-03-28

cure COId IN Heads
Kermott's Chocolates Laxative Quinine, EASY
to take and quick to cure cold in head and sore
earoeA
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-11-29

Mo"elia has some other odd things
for example, the sweetmeat stands un-
der the pOrtales or arcades, where
friendly bees and Wasps devoured the
candies and were not scared off. /
asked an old woman sitting behind q
large stand loaded with candied fruit
dulces of all sorts, sugar plums and
molasses candy:
won't these bees sting fellow"
ooh, no, senior; don't be afraid. They
are muy inteligentes and can tell GUS
toner right Off"
''But would they sting a thief, for in
stance?"
Certainly, senior. They are very in
telligent. Poor things! They do no
harm and are much company. They
must liver
I watched these winged insects, with
all their panoply of war ready and
was fascinated. Then I asked another
question:
"But would not Morelian bee sting
a Yankee"
mot if he were a customer, cabal-
Mexican Cor. Boston Herald.