Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-09-18
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whats the matter with you lately,
Has she thrown you 'oveff, ..No.
that's just what she refuses to do.n
Maud-Pd hate to think that von,.
throw yourself at Fred Mamie-Whu.
not? He's a good eatch.-Harlem LIfa
Is Penelope-Il just ruin my comnlox
lon going in bathing SO much. Perdl,.
| Il wouldn't care. No one will not,..
/ it" l.r
Soak-Do you always pay as you %,
Freshby-Always. Soak-Why? Fresh.
ly-Because they won't let ihe go with.
out.
She-They say his business is graa,
success. He-Yes; the firm paid him
ten thousand dollars a year to stay
away from it.
Engaging Erankness. Millie-Sha
told him everything. Tillie-Wha,
candor Millie-And what, a memoryl
Pick Me-Up.
Ibid Mrs. Highlife's travelling gown
fit wellY Yes; but 1t cost so much
she had to give up her trip and stay at
home" -Tit-Bits s.
Robson-Do you think fishes can
hear? Dobson-I should hope not. LA,
ten to old Smith-he's smashed bis rodl
New York Tribune.
"a missing Michigan girl is thought
! to be the victim of love or somnambu.
lism." "Well, In either case she'll wake
up."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Editor-Tim, If young Mr.. jackson
calls this morning, tell him III see him
at o'clock. Tim-Yis, sorr; and what
shall tell him If he don't call?
Never Too Late.-"I'm eighty years
and never smoked insmy life" well
don't get discouraged; you probably
will afterward." -Indianapolis News.
First lawyer just concluded a vsry
successful case. Second Lawyer-You
client won, Ell? First Lawyer-Oh. no,
but got my fees.-OhiO State Journal
Mrs. Graball-Ther boarders air kick
In bout Their milk bein' so blue. Far.
mer Graball-Tell 'em Their caow won't
eat nuthin' 'cept blue grass.-Leslies
Weekly. >.
Bobbs-There goes a fellow who
makes extravagant statements. Dohbs
He looks respectable. Who Is he
Bobbs-I don't know his NAME 81
writes our gas bills.
Manager am sorry that you wish to
resign. What is the troublef Star
1t Is too much Of strain on me to try
to live up to the salary your press agent
says get.-Baltimore Herald.
"Now, gentlemen" said the professor
name some of the beauties Of educS
ton" And a facetious student In the
back row shouted: Pretty sch'ss
teachers!'- Philadelphia Record.
Admitting. Mother-Now, Tommy
what do you say to Mr.. Bildad for CIV.
ing you that penny? Tommy-Please,
Mr.. Bildad, l wisht 1t wuz Nickel
Ohio State Journal. :.
my wife makes. me stand round-l
can't deny that" Doesn't 1t humlllata
your" mo; our baby is the living Image
of me-and he makes her stand round. "
Chicago Record Herald.
Does Mrs. Smith consider hunting
as wicked a pursuit as she used tor
"Welr, no; You see her husband gives
her all the feathers from the birds be
brings home, and she Is making a set
of down pillows sil ~ -.
Smokers jokes are very thin," com.
planned Dinsnore. Perhaps he makes
them that way for your special bene
f1t," suggested Winterbottom. Howl
that?" ITO enable you to see through
them. "-Ohio State Journal. go
Strawberry pbberly rather gave him,
self away when he went to church with
Miss Summit. the other day. Singerlr-
ed the usher to check his hat and cost
Mabel-What made you accept Agyl
Clara-Algy. =
'How many commandments did the
Lord give to MosesY inquired mamma
of little 6-year-old Willie, upon his re-
turn from Sunday school, He could
not remember. so to prompt him sue
held up her ten fingers. Oh kno"
now he said. .triumnhantIy- 'I~o
hands full. ,...
."sHow does it happen inquired 'as
stranger, "that all the !iinprovemleina'ss
are beifg made In this one SURF.
at doesn't happen Mt all, sir'''rfp 'p,,, E
the citizen who was shaving MN nv ,Sa
the place majestically. ihs .he
street live in. am chairman 0, .''
Town Council. sir"
Tess-There goes Ursula hope . w.,
Hack Timmid.a Jess-Yes, shes se''n ne
ler. cap for him. Tess 10 you A' yas
think she cares fol. him Less. 10 -
indeed. You know her tull '',.s
URSULA May Hope. Well, sne s ,1as
all her letters to him now; u "''
Hope.o-Philadelphia Press.
Mother-I wish you woulu 20 Wv ,as
errand for me. Small Son N, y"
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