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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13
Aumural1s Department.
LAWYERS OPINION OF THE COURT.

The lawyers inalienable and inesti-
mable privilege Of "cursing the court, "
when the decision has gone against
him, is marred, as most lawyers real
ize, by the fact that the "cursing'
must be done in private. This amin
adversion, however, sometimes takes
the form of communication Of the law
yer's opinion to the publisher Of the
law reports. Parts Of some Of these
communications have been printed re-
Gently by a law publishing firm.
One lawyer wrote, 1.-The case is le-
gal curiosity, and seems to have been
decided by main force"
Another, beaten in a highway case,
wrote of the court, "They do not know
a highway even when they stumble
over it."
Another requests the publisher to
chastise the court, stating that lit will
be of great benefit to the profession
that this case be thoroughly aired and
the fallacy and danger Of it in it's far
reaching results exposed"
Another Every prominent lawyer
wrote, "The opinion Of our court is a
schoolboy blunder, deserving Of moth
ing but scathing rebuke, and review
of it should run in that line" Most
seductive of all the suggestions was
the statement, II should be very will
ing to pay for such a criticism of the
decision as hereinabove indicated by
me-" This" comments the publisher,
recalls the Quaker chasing his hat in
the wind and who hired an urchin to
curse it."-New York Sun.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

Now SHE HATES HM.-A young man
and a young woman lean over the front
gate. They are lovers. 1t is moon
light. He is loath to leave, as the
parting is the last. He is about to &c
away. She is reluctant to see him de-
part. They swing on the gate.
I'll never forget you," he says" and
if death should claim me my last
thought will be Of you"
It'll be true to you," she sobs. "Tl
never see anybody else or love them as
long as live"
They part.
Six years later he returns. His sweet
heart of former years has married
They meet at a party. She has chang
ed greatly. Between the dances the
recognition takes place.
Let me see," she muses., with hel
fan beating a tattoo on her pretty
hand, was it you or your brother who
was my old sweetheart?"
Really I don't know" he says
Probably my father. r."-London An
swers.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13
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YORK.

Ford, Of the Second Baptist church,
performed the ceremony in the pres
ence Of few close friends of the bride
and groom. Tramps seem to be
numerous in Spartanburg, and some of
the are quite impudent. A few days
ago one called at the residence of Mrs.
F. L. Lilies, in that city. and asked for
something to eat. Upon her refusing
to comply with his request he used
some very abusive language to the
lady, but was soon frightened away
and the police did not capture him.
There have been several to Gaffney
recently, but this town is so hostile"
towards them that they do not tarry
long within the city limits. One, how
ever, was captured Wednesday for
beating a train and stealing some
things from a box car at the depot.
He is now doing something that he
has probably never done before, un-
less for the same cause, and something
that is no doubt very foreign to his In
clinations-that is, working on the
streets of the city with the glowing
prospects of SIS long days of such pas
time before him. These knights of the
road do not act upon the maxim that
"beggars must not be choosers,' but
contend for the best that can be had
and become highly indignant if they DO
not get it. Everyone of that class
should be punished to the fullest ex-
tent of the law whenever captured.
After trying number of trivial cases
Tuesday and Wednesday the proceed
ings in the court of general sessions
came to an abrupt close, the excuse be-
ing that the murder trials, in which
much interest was being manifested,
could not be tried on account of an
affection of the throat of Col. II. b.
Butler, the leading counsel In each
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

A DECISIVE STEP.-His chum came
in and found him slipping a lock of
hair into an envelope, not furtively
or surreptitiously, but just placing it
under cover in calm, businesslike
way.
"Hello!" says the visitor. whats
up?"
Nothing" he answered. 'T'm only
sending back Miss Hamilton-High-
lows hair, that ALL"
Engagement off again?'
YES"
How many times does this maker
"Five. It's final this time, though,
one way or the other"
Does she say SOP"
"Oh, she always says it's final. I'm
deciding things just now. It's off for
ever or cards are out soon.'
How do you do it?'
Little scheme of my own. You
know the color Of her hair, don't you?
Warm brown, with a little raw umber
in it? Well, this sample of hair I'm do
ing up is red. tell you we're going to
get down to genuine emotion this time.
She'll know whether she loves me or
not, and if she does she'll walk me in
by the ear."-London Mail.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

invited to the feast and unwelcome to
many, but an actual presence there; a
visible reminder; the spirit Of Democ-
racy; the genius Of Republicanism; and
woe to him that treads upon those
clumsy feet of his, who jostle the stall
wart equanimity of this, the real mas
ter Of the revels; this, the grand cham
berlain Of the court; this, the uncouth
Warwick Of the modern tourney Of
states and parties; this sovereign Of
sovereigns; this maker and unmaker of
presidents!
And so, dear Mr.. Bryan, let US pluck
up heart lick or two. This sort Of
thing does not suit us; not a particle;
we agree on that; perhaps it is our ed
ucation; we agree on that; perhaps it Is
our blood; perhaps it Is that we have
drunk much and too deep of the water
of the Mississippi and the Ohio; but
what not, let us never despair, nor
hang our heads in shame, nor fall down
whilst imperialism and the imperialists
flourish over us.
u,
late the wisdom Of the serpent. Where
the skin of the lion fail us, must we
cen piece it out with the fox's. Nor
make mistakes, either. Too many we
have made already. They are costly.
You, being young and optimistic and
ardent, may think you have some time
to squander; but there are those of us
who are no longer so that cannot wait
too many days. In one sense imperial
ism Is here to stay. This Uncle Sam of
ours, this Brother Jonathan, grown to
his full stature, has had a taste of
blood. He has felt the touch of his
manhood. There is no stopping him
until he has sown the wild oats and
seen the error of his ways. 1t is very
wrong; but he is going to have his
fling, and, when it is ended-if, haply,
it should be ended whilst he retains
his health and strength Of historic
youth, his right and wrong wholly de-
bauched and blunted-these outlaying
territories will still be ours; for good
or ILL., ours; veal or woe, ours; the
flag above them never to come down.
Let us make no mistake in this, MI.
Bryan. But, accepting it as fact in
evitable as the Union itself, let us hold
the Republicans to their just account
ability for the administration of the
country at home and abroad, in the
states, in the territories and in the COL
onies. Otherwise, we go to continuous
and certain defeat.
Stand by the truths of the Declara-
tion Of Independence. Stand by the
mandates of the constitution. But also
stand by the flag. Don't let them
write us down against the flag. Don't
let us seem to be opposed to the flag
The declaration, yes! The constitu-
ton, yes! But, ever and ever, and
late and early and right or wrong, the
flag, the flag, the flag!-Louisville Cou'
rier- journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13
STAND FOR THE FLAG.
No Fear That the Empire will Overwheim

Though man may be ever the same,
nor Saladdin much other in his pas
or ILL.,, ours; for veal or woe, ours; the
princes who hammered at the gates of
the Holy City, the world doth move
apace. We are as God made us. If
aught went wrong that happened
yesterday, we did it ourselves. Nor
did we do it blndfold. Not a SOW
ereign on earth has half the power
lodged in his hands which the congress
just expired lodged in the hanGs OF
William Mckinley. Well may he ride
in state! Not Herod in his pride; not
Ceasar in his glory; not even Napo-
leon beneath the vaulted arches of No
tire Dame, so safe in his person, so sure
of his commission, so absolute and
puissant in the reach of his tenure!
Imagine man so situate, an Antho-
ny, a Rienzi, a Nero; what havoc be-
fore the world could put stopper on
the light and put it out. And yet,
somehow, we fear not; for there stands
the grim, awkward, grotesque figure of
our excellent and upright Brother JON
athan; it may be spectre, a homely
spectre, as 1t Were-a country COUSIN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

ar Congressman Roberts, in connec-
tion with his work as a committee
man, recently discovered a forgotten
room in the Capitol, back Of statuary
hall. 1t was full of old books. and dur
ing the Civil war was used as a hospit-
al. An old stove and some cleft wood
were found, just as they were left over
80 years ago. A soldiers coat, full of
dust and moth-eaten, hung on the gas
jet. The air was sitting and the lock
on the door had almost rusted off.
6O' In the postoffice of some one of the
large cities there is an unknown clerk
who for several weeks has been stamp
ing religious texts on the envelopes of
the mail that passes through his hands.
Business men of New York, Philadel-
phia and Chicago have been finding
lately, printed in purple type across
their correspondence, such admOni-
tions as Prepare to meet thy God" or
mo man knoweth the day or the hour
when his soul shall be required of him. "
3G' Congress is asked to appropriate
$40, 900 to raise and restore the Niagara,
Commodore Perry's flagship, sunk in
Erie bay many years ago. Nothing re-
mains of her but bare ribs and keel.
Everything portable, even to the hand
forged bolts which held the boat to-
gether, having been stripped from her
and passed into the possession of relic
hunters. 1t was on the blood-stained
deck of the Niagara, just as the firing
ceased, that Perry penned his famous
modest message to General Harrison:
I'VE have met the enemy and they are
ours. Two ships, two brigs. one
schooner and one SlOOp."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

OBEDIENT TO ORDERS.-"You must
push matters a little, James," said the
chemist to his new boy. by calling
a customers attention to this article
and that article you often affect a
SALE"
Yes, sir" responded the new boy,
and then he hastened to wait upon an
elderly person who wanted a stamp.
Anything else, num-" inquired the
ambitious boy, politely-"hair dye, cos
metics, face powder, rheumatic drops,
belladonna, mole destroyer
The elderly lady deals over the way
now.-London Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

SJ Visitor (at poorhouse)-Where did
that fine looking pauper come from?
Superintendent city. He owns
the St. Fishion flats.
MY goodness! Why is he here?"
HE charges such high rents that
they have been empty since the second
year."
Hum! He seems to be on familiar
footing with a good many of the other
paupers."
Yes; they are the people who were
his tenants the first year."-New York
Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

5J YES" said the author, "some OBJ
lection was raised to my story in Bos-
ton. 1t was pointed out that one of
the expressions was very inelegant, and
had to change it."
What was the fault?" why, in
speaking of the cooking in the olden
times I inadvertently used the word
spit and 1 had to make the phrase
read, She was slowly turning the ex-
acceptable in the best circles. wash
ington Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

39 Shopman-This matches your sam
pie, perfectly, madam.
Customer-It certainly does. 1t could
not be closer.
Shopman-How many yards do you
wish?
Customer-Oh, not any yet! You see,
this is the very first shop I've tried
London Fun.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

S3' Mabel-Maud is trying to catch
the new minister, isn't she?
Irene-Desperately She thinks he
would have proposed the other evening
if he had come prepared, but that he
was afraid to undertake it extempora-
neously.-Chicago Tribune.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

Ar You will find the popular novel,
"EBEN HOLDEN" at the York Drug
Store. If you haven't read it, you have
missed a treat.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-03-13

35' Need Of counsel? Come up and
let me introduce you to my lawyer"
Your lawyer? Do you own a law
yer?"
"I-er-well, no, certainly not. He
owns me."-New York Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Viola News.

james Reed was an Audubon visitor
election day.
Gene Reynolds and lady friend were
in Audubon Saturday.
Mesdames Lamm and Bonwell were
Audubon visitors Friday.
Love Estes was visiting in Lincoln
township Friday and Saturday.
Addie Carpenter closed very sue
cessful term of school in district No. s
The telephnue from Dedham t.
Viola will be in operation in few
weeks.
For some unknown cause the mai
carrier failed to make his appearance,
Monday.
G. G. Browning has sold his farm il
Guthrie county and is now back il
Viola looking for another farm.
Wal Reynolds accompanied by Mis-
Nellie Shockley started Tuesday TO
Oklahoma to visit the lady's parents.
Prof. Bathuest's musical entertain
ment last Wednesday. night was
failure on account of rain and wa
postponed till Saturday night whel
tne snow storm paralyzed his expecta
lions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Hamlin News.

just Justesen went to Omaha on q
short visit the first of the week.
Mr.. Oaks and son Earnest drove
up from Atlantic Saturday and visited
till Sunday with the Geo. Spencer
family.
F. W. Spencer..andIwife, from Eagle
Grove, arrived Saturday evening for q
visit with his brother, George Spencer,
who lives east Of the station.
James Boyer, Geo. Gill, Walk Crees,
Earnost psyan and W. St~-i.y
helped Harm Rice haul lumber for
that large barn which he is going to
erect in the near future.
Walk, Tom and Chas. Crees drove
down to Atlantic Saturday morning
intending to return in the evening but
just got to Brayton and had to stay all
night on account of rain and bad
roads.
A merry crowd of young people
gathered at the home of Samuel
Weaver over in Greeley last Friday
evening in which they all joined in one
of those old fashioned parties. Every
one present seemed to enjoy them
selves. Supper was served and at a
late hour the guests departed reporting
good time.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
J. M. FULTON M. d

physician AND SURGEON. Office In
r Oyerholtzer block, up stairs. Residence
north and opposite Mrs. Stuart's. All calls
attended to day or night
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Cameron Township

Ambrose Drake was business visit.
or in Cameron Monday.
James Lee is again in this vicinity
doing carpeter! business.
Ed Finch has completed his barn
and Is making other improvements in
the.way of sheds.
Rev. Bertch and Rev. Young, a for.
mer pastor of'our church, were pleas
ant callers last week.
A literary,will.be organized at the
Sands school house Friday evening
An invitation is given to all to attend,
Word from Mrs. Joseph Johnston,
who is now visiting in Pew.shioh ooun
ty, reports her as getting along quite
nicely.
Leu Bridenstine went to Chicago
last Saturday and returned the fore
part of the week. He visited a short
time in Des Moines on his return A..
Quite delegation of people from
this township attended the Herriott
meeting at Gray last week, and heard
fine talk from our Lieut.. Governor
elect.
Several of our young people viii at
tend quarterly meeting at Gray Satur'
day afternoon where general arrange
ments concerning the Eden Valley
church will be made.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07

ing the uLd-r Ii so tiehtly on the
teeth as to cut it clear through. The
little one was brought to town and TAX
en- to surgeon for treatment.
So many of the teachers of the Extra
schools availed the opportunity offered
them by the school board to attend the
meeting of the Southwestern teachers
association at Council Bluffs this week,
going on Thursday night and returning
Sunday morning. The Misses Jessie
Norton, Kate Hansen, Roxy Huyck,
Myrtle Hellyer, Mrs. Dena Statzell
and Professor s. j. Conger.
Hensley Brothers and w. A. Hamler
have formed a partnership to manu-
facture hog cholera remedy at this
place to be known as the Extra Liquid
Hog Cholera Remedy, They will
manufature il quite extensively and
will send it out with positive guaran-
tee backed by their bank account.
Already it is having q wonderful sale
and promises to be blessing to hog
raisers.
W. A. Magee, State Secretary of the
Y. M. @. A. was in town last Thurs
day and that evening there WIS mass
meeting of all those interested in the
movement. The following officers
were elected: Chester Marlin, Presi-
dent; j. b. Rendleman, Secretary
Fl. S. Wissler, Will Hamler, w. r.
Copeland, f. b. Vickery and Peter
Christensen, executive committee ;
Elder e. G. Whitaker, Rev. ]. A.
Nichal and Rev. W. W. Harsough,
were appointed committee to form a
constitution and by flaws. As there
are about 125 members it is proposed
to rent room and fix it up for theil
use.
Mrs. DIR. Riley is home from her Wis
it to Sioux City and brought with hei
the charter for our Eastean Star Lodge
and that organization will hereafter
be known as Exodus Chapter No. ID
of the Eastern Star and their meetingl
will be held on the first and thirt
Friday nights in each month. Las
Friday evening they elected the fol
lowing new officers: Mrs. DIR
Riley, worthy matron; Mrs. W
III. Dimmick, assistant matron; Mrs
III. l.. Wissler, worthy patron; Mrs
Jennie Andrews, Secretary; CLAUDE
Andrews, treasurer; Mrs. Voorhees,
conductress; Mrs. Robert Hamlin, as
sistant. They initiated four new mem
bers that evening and the order
prospecting in every way.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Ross.

Olson Brothers shipped car of fine
hogs to Chicago Tuesday evening.
L. G. Kopp and wife and Fred Rub
spent Sunday at the A. J. Eddy home,
Ray Bamsey bought one of those fine
Krotzer buggies of Ruhs g. Wilde the
first of the week.
Grandma : Sherman arrived from
Belle Plain last week to spend this win
ter here with her children.
Word comes from Dow City that Mrs,
James Shermanswas very poorly. She
is daughter of A. ]. Eddy.
L. J. Adams new house will soon be
complete and Harry Bates will COM
mence on his new house at once.
A good many OF the -youngl people
around here spent a pleasant evening
at the John McFadden home last Fri
day night.
Justsn Quimby arrived home on a
few days visit. During the election
he has been working lon the main line
as aight ope rator.
There was a chunk of coal found in
a certain young mans pocket Sunday
evening and when asked what he was
going to do withit, he said he was going
to keep warm this time while away from
home.
Fred Ruhs left for Hancock Ill. the
middle of the week to visit his parents
there. While gone l.. J. Leake will
take his place in the elevator. Fred is
a faithful man and will take his place
again when he returns.
Last Thursday night was halloween
or something was wrong in this town
when the people got up Friday morn
ing. Behold they saw wagons had gotten
up high. There wasone on the eleva-
tor, one on STEMS feed barn and one
was holding the Grain Office down
The boys bad good timeIhere.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Gray.

John Likin shipped several car loads
of cattle to Chicago Monday night.
A large number of Manning and
Audubon people attended the Herrlott
speech Friday night.
Rev. Young, of Vanmeter, a former
U. B. minister at this place, preached
in the U. b. church Sunday night.
Ada Kittell closed her fall term Of
school at Viola Center Friday. She
will teach the winter term..at the.same
place.
Elmer Audas closed successful term
Of school at the Brookfield Friday. he
has been retained to teach there this
winter.
Revival meeting will begin in the u
b. church Thursday night Nov. 1901
Quarterly meeting Saturday afternoon
and Sunday morning at IL o'clock.
Mr.. Benson died at his home Friday
morning Nov. l, 1901. The funeral
services were held in the U. B. church
at IL Sunday Rev. G.. +. Bertch offici
ating. The remains were laid to rest
in the Gray cemetery. We extend tt
the friendsland. relatives our heart fell
sympathy.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Lincoln

Fred Bauman lost good horse last
week.
The German school Of Lincoln began
Monday.
Samuel Switzer has rented his farm
to W. Jorden.
Frank McCloid, of Manila, has been
visiting relatives in Lincoln the past
week.
John Hoffman is visiting with his
daughter Mrs. John Courtney Of near
Ross.
Ella Forsbeck finishedIa, very sue
cessful term of school last Friday in the
Altman school.
Laura Buckner Just returned from
Poweshiek county where she has been
visiting relatives and friends the past
| few weeks.
Quite number Of young people from
Lincoln attended the party at Johr
McFadden's last Friday evening and
all reported good time. .
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07

Chas. Vail was in Atlantic between
trains Tuesday.
Frank Jenkins was in Atlantic be-
tween trains Tuesday.
Frank Freeman voted and transacted
business in Extra Tuesday.
G. X. Hallock is in Council Bluffs
this week trsnsacting business.
Mrs. W. Fl. Pearson is reported
quite sick this week with bronchitis.
Lucille Coonrardy, of Extra. spent
Sunday in our burg. visiting friends.
A dance was given in the BeDdiIen
hall the latter part OF Hast. sweeF by J.
P. Bendixen.
Matt Williams, horse buyer from At
lantic, was stransacting business in
town Tuesday.
Edna Parson, who teaches school at
Benton Center, Cass county, is home
on months vacation.
Jobe Chamberlain, our efficient dray-
man, bought new horse from Chas.
oo''on one oA' was VEGA
G. L. Bison bought some very fine
cattle the first Of the week from Smith
bergen and W.. ID. Temples
Nels Thompson and Maude Kelley
were marriedlin Atlantic Tuesday. We
were unable to learn the particulars.
NJ. - 800 a. $1,000.
plastering for Frank Brown up at Ext
ra, some time the latter part Of this
week. r.
1. .. mGSoVerniweht 70 81; Joseph
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-11-07
Poplar.

Mike Nelson is having his house paint
ed.
Jasper Jensen was in Atlantic last
Saturday on business.
John Rosenbek is giving his house a
coat OF paint, which improves it great
deal.
Mrs. Henry Hanson is enjoying a
visit from her sister from Omaha this
week.
Katie Johnson who is working in Elk
ira, spent Sunday at her home west Of
Poplar.
Ike Parson who lives east of Poplar
has sold his farm, and will soon leave
for south Dakota.