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The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

and the other Department and individ.
ual. Now, once for all, we are not in
the roasting nor the scandal" buei.
ness just for the mere qualification OF
either seeing our victims sduirm or to
cater to gentlemen or ladies' for that
matter who have personal grievances.
We are animated by much higher mo.
tives, we are proud to state, viz: the
publication Of the public service. the
return to power of the great Demo-
cratic party and the preservation Of
the republic from the gang of infam-
Gus plutocrats who are endeavoring to
wreck IL, and who have corrupted at
their source the very fountains Of pub.
lie virtue from the White House to the
Halls Of Congress!
We will not knowingly publish an
Lntruth, and when we are inadvertent-
ly led into error we are more anxious
to correct the same, in as public a
manner as the original charge, than
the person or persons the error affects.
No man or woman, in the Departments
or outside Of them, need hesitate visit
ing this office to secure such redress at
our hands.
On the other hand, neither the Pres.
ident nor the Congress, backed by the
bayonets Of our hireling soldiery and
led by Corbin, could make us bulge
one inch in retracting a charge we had
authenticated and absolutely knew to
be the truth. Why should we be ex.
pected, by the correspondent quoted,
or by anybody else, to scandalize or
misrepresent our fellow-citizens. men
or women, in the Departments or out
side Of them, or illuminate charges
against their integrity or virtue found
ed upon inuendo, generalities. suspi-
cion or unsupported allegations? "Is
thy servant a dog that he'd do such q
thing?'
We have had a mother we have a
wife and daughters, we have been a
municipal and State officer, and even a
Federal clerk; we are no ogre. even If
we have been a convict Cthe crime
which made us such being the proud
est deed of our life-the vindication
at the muz2le of a revolver of the hon
or Of a woman, why, then, should we
be chaffed, prodded, solicited or ex-
pected to attack undiscriminately. like
a beast, anybody and anything a cor.
respondent without facts, news or a
specific happening in his whole com
munication, chooses to select? Is it
because we happen to be fearless in
telling the truth, regardless Of per-
sons? For that very reason we are all
the more cowardly in publishing unau-
thenticated charges or misrepresenta-
tions and when we do so, through liz.
norance, we delight in showing the
white feather to the person or per-
sons affected. Let all such not be
afraid to call at The Globe office; the
editor is neither a bully, a swash-
buckler nor a-coward. No man or
woman can use us to get even with an
enemy We are grateful for the news
sent us and handed in, but inasmuch
as we are responsible for its publica.
ton, We claim the privilege of authen.
ticating it in our own way and pre-
senting it to the public in such shape
as our judgment suggests.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

give a good account Of themselves in
the ides OF November next.
Col James Kilbourne will be the
next governor Of Ohio. John r, Nc
Lean will succeed Porto Rico Foraker
in the United States Senate, and Tom
Johnson will be a formidable but
friendly antagonist Of Hill German
and other good men in the National
Convention for the first Office in the
land
Harmony prevails from the lakes to
the river i'm the ranks Of the Ohio
Democracy. Thousands Of Republi-
cans, disgusted with Corruptonist
Hanna and Oily William, will vote for
the honest citizen, gallant soldier, and
enterprising manufacturer who heads
the Democratic ticket; and we predict
that the old soldier will be heard from
this time with some satisfaction, for
Mckinley still smiles the same decep.
tive smile, and Evans reigns supreme
in the Pension Office
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

George Cross, brother-in-law Of Chief
Clerk Collins, Of the Government
Printing Office having charge of only
two sewing machines in the bindery,
Is permitted to work overtime and
Sundays adding to his monthly stipend
considerably, while other machinists,
having charge Of five and seven ma.
chimes each are not permitted to make
an hour extra time How is this? Of
course, it is not a question Of brother.
in-law. This Collins question is as
suming great proportions with people
who are acquainted with affairs at the
G. p. O.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

The Fosburg murder trial is a fine
illustration Of police manufactured
testimony to hang, imprison or ruin
the man they may select as the alleged
perpetrator Of a homicide. DR.. Ken
nedy beat them out in New York, even
with Recorder Goff against him, and if
Molineaux is given a new trial he will
also come clear. Able journals object
to men like Fosburg, Kennedy and
MolineauX escaping the chair after
they are once accused by the police.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04
THE THREE TAILORS OF TOOLEE
STREET,


Once upon time three very respect
able tailors met in London TO consider
their individual and collective griev.
ances, and being encouraged by the
magnifying process Of their own re-
citals, after the manner of the ass
when braying full time, they reduced
to writing a pronouncemento with the
preliminary declaration Of
I'VE, the people Of England"
Since that famous proclamation, no
more absurd and grandicose document
has ever been issued until the plat
form Of the Twelve Apostles is.
sued at Columbus, Ohio, the past week.
Since the Democratic convention ad-
iourned, which nominated Col. James
Kilbourne, Of Columbus, as standard
bearer Of the Buckeye Democracy,
these Twelve Apostles have been
beating the woods with tom toms and
hurdy gurdys, announcing a conven-
tion of Bryan Democrats to be held at
Columbus, July 3lst. The date ar
rived all right, but delegates to the
convention failed to connect, and the
Twelve Apostles" met in the bedroom
Of the chief Judas Iscariot and there
determined to sell, if they could, for
as many pieces Of Mark Hanna's silver
as that corruptionist would pay, the
Bryan Democracy
Inasmuch as there were but the
"Twelve,' all told, and no delegates,
they were forced to organize a con-
yention in the aforesaid bedroom, ably
aided by some newspaper men, anxious
for fun and scraps. They named a
ticket from their number, They named
a ticket from their number, the head
Of which refuses TO accept, and the
tail Of which is an old acquaintance
a crank" doctor named Connell. The
doctor has been in every kind OF a dis.
turbing movement political and other.
wise and is known in Columbus as a
Dug. That is TO say, his intellect is
cloudy and his mouth is uncontrol-
able.
The movement Of these dozen" OF
alleged Bryan Democrats, organized
for the purpose Of shaking down"
Mark Hanna, is as dead as a mackerel
on the Roman sands of the Tiber, The
Bryan Democrats, Of whom there are
tens Of thousands in Ohio, are also
Kilbourne Democrats and are not for
sale to VI. a. Hanna. Every Democrat
in Ohio worthy of the name is a Bryan
and a Kilbourne, a Hill and a German
Democrat, but not one of them is a
Mark Hanna Democrat-for sale and
| hire.
And here is where the Twelve Apos
| ties missed the mark. They are "thC
three tailors Of Tooley street" in a
papercovered edition, and they are
too stupidity Insignificant to excite
laughter in a hyena The Democracy
Of Ohio stand shoulder to shoulder for
the coming fight; there is no disson-
sion in the ranks The chiefs are
united and leading the hosts, and the
'unterrlhed" Of the Buckeye State will
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Ex-senator Arthur Pue German has
the situation well in hand. Maryland
will roll up a decisive Democratic ma
Jority on the issues named in the State
platform, adopted Thursday last.
Maryland has followed the Ohio lead,
and very properly ignores dead issues,
or rather, national ones, which can
only be properly adjusted at a National
Convention.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

John PierpOnt Morgan's five words.
there will be no compromise. when
asked what would be done i'm the steel
workers strike caused stocks in the
trust to drop S50,OOO,OO0 within an
hour-fye words, a, 100000 per
word, And they may cost much more
than that before the trouble is over.
Those words sound horribly like the
words Of the French nobleman, who.
when told that the peasantry were
starving, replied, Let them eat grass
The French Revolution came soon ar
ter, and a furious mob carried that
noblemans head, the mouth stuffed
with grass, through the streets OF
Paris. We hope there will be no such
scene in this land Of plenty"
Francisco star
Eat grass" was also the advice of
ALBERT the Good, Mrs. Wetten's hus-
band, to the starving Irish. Maybe
there will and maybe there won't. as
the Indian philosopher says, be any
plutocrats head carried around with
his mouth stuffed with grass, but if
there isn't it is because the American
plebeian can stand more than his
French brother. Bigger and braver
men than Morgan walked up the steps
Of the guihotine, humble and repent
ant enough when it was too late. Like
the Star, we, too hope for no such
scenes, but they seem to have purified
the French political atmosphere and
left La Belle France in advance Of all
the nations of the earth.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Mr.. ]. r. Nowsom proprietor of an
employment agency 1913 N. Y. ave-,
protests in being identified with sim.
liar agencies which charge fees and
fail to secure employment for clients.
Mr.. NeWsom must keep cool; the f
street concern was alone referred to.
When we hear complaints from his
clientage be viii read them in The
Globe Or course, "all agencies are
not alike A good thing that they
are not
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Signs his name? OF course, he signs
his name, and with impunity, too, as
the editor Of The Globe has never been
known to disclose the identity Of a
correspondent, whether he gets us a
libel suit, a shooting match, or a
Scoop" But now, let the candid and
fairminded reader digest his sCreed
and If he finds a single item Of news
fact or happening in the whole letter
we will retire from The Globe and
leave vacancy for one Of the many Of
our critics who know what news is
and how to conduct newspaper bet.
ter than we do.
If our readers will indulge us; the
letter quoted is only one Of scores Of
similar communications wanting to
know why we do not roast this, that
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04
SUNDAY GLOBE TELEPHONE.

Patrons desiring to communicate
with The Globe by phone can do so
by calling up
MAIN 57l-2,
The receiver is on the desk at which
we write and close to our right ear.
The voice Of the editor, as is his
pen, is at the service Of the public
at all hours in response to legltl-
mate calls. DO not forget the mum
ber-Main 57l-2.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Schley was overlooked by Sampson
in the matter Of the secret code for
communicating with the Cubans. But
Schley made connections with the
Spaniards all right.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

The civic degradation to which Phil.
adelphia has been reduced by the Quay
machine, with the assistance of the
Ryan-Donnelly gang, is deplorable.
The participation in election debauch-
cry Of Ryan and Donnelly is evidenced
by the vote in the 18th division of the
Seventh Ward, where the ballot box
was fraudulently stuffed by Samuel
Salter, with 200 Republican tickets,
which were also marked in favor Of
Thos j, Ryan for city commissioner.
In the ward there were counted for
Ryan 2165 votes, and for VIM. T.
Greasy for State treasurer, 627.
And yet the new city chairman Robt.
+. Pattison, is tailoring and hesitating
about firing those political hoboes out
of the Democratic camp. This is the
reason why Republican corruption
wins more than Democratic honesty
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

On the 31st day Of July 1901, just
as the hands Of the Pension Office
clock indicated that the time was nine
teen minutes past 2, Major Josiah
Shaw, chief Of Section 3, II the Middle
Division. Pension Office pulled his
manly form together and announced in
a harsh, stentorian voice.
1.-THE monthly report is now ready"
Then there was such a rush Of
Shaw's minions to his desk to exam
Inc this marvellous piece OF work, as to
put a football team to blush.
As these poor slaves OF the pen gazed
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Some Of the faces that the European
nations are making at Uncle Sam are
real funny.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Brghts2
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04
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and will be found a valuable medium to
reach the patronage of the Washington
public.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Commissioner Evans-The first max.
i'm of a republic is that the laws be
made by one set Of men and admins.
tered by another.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Tom Johnson had Mark Hanna over
the ropes and out, when a friendly
judge, acting as referee, cried Time"
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Admiral Cervera knows "whO done
him up" and woui make a good wit
ness for Schley.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Sampson needs hair cut and close
shave. Let him take the chair.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

It is as easy for a camel to pass
through the eye Of needle as for an
old veteran to obtain justice in the
Pension Office or other Government
Departments.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Sampson need not worry; he has so
little reputation to lose.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

If Commissioner Evans will read
The Globe he will learn some things
about the Pension Bureau that will
surprise and enlighten him. He will
discover that his administration is
national disgrace, and that it can not
be reformed too soon.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

sunday Globe Telephone, Main o7I-s
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

If Congress believes that it is the
duty Of an executive officer to enforce
and execute the laws, and not to legis
late, H. Clay Evans will be a fine sub
iect for impeachment next winter.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

A tariff war is the very height of alb.
surdity. II Injuries all concerned, and
benefits no one. It increases the cost
Of consumption to the people whose
government imposes it, and retards
production among the people on whom
it is imposed
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04
GLOBULES.

1t must be remembered that Sydney
Mudd has one redeeming trait-he re-
members the dead.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Neely is not kicking about the laws
delay nor does he believe delays dan
gcrOus.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

For size, utility and influence, the
District Democracy can create more
disturbance and discordance than any
other political body on this mundane
sphere.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

The regeneration Of the Democratic
party must commence at the top. The
rank and file need no regeneration.
Chairman Jones should be relegated
to the limbs Of political dereicts, and
Chairman Richardson should receive
the same treatment.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

Carolina Brights are not made by a Trust.
The Sunday globe., 1901-08-04

John p. Altgeldt is aftT the people
who dodge their taxes How about
those who dodge their Americanism ?"
The Washington Post.
Those who dodge their taxes, that is,
those who attempt to evade the pay.
ment of their just and honest share
for the support Of the Government un-
der which they enjoy their inalieniable
rights to life liberty, and the pursuit
Of happiness, have no Americanism to
dodge and it's dollars to doughnuts
they never had any.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-11

( ork, and 12oOOo signed the pledge Men
III the professions, eminent lawyers, who
had been deceived by liquor, We're re-
Chained, ana went out appealing to the
masses OF the people. Some of these
We're among the finest orators in Amer
lea.
This Gospel temperance blue ribbon
movement spread from ocean to ocean.
until l3,OO0,OOo Of people in the United
states had signed the pledge Men gave
up The sale of liquor, and closed their
places all over America Over 100 did
this in Pittsburg alone
Inc remedy for this drink traffic is
"hen men quit buying, and close their
own pubic house between the nose and
the chin. When they are closed all the
rest or the public houses will be closed"
referring 10 the phrase, Gospel tenn
perance," Mr.. Murphy remarked. Il was
saved by the grace of God myself, and
Knew no other tempe ance / have
seen thousands, lost to everybody and
everything, but the drink, saved by the
grace OF God, and who have signed the
pleuge, and never touched liquor again"
ASKED how the blue ribbon came to be
imported into the movement asa badge.
sMr. Murphy mentioned that at a great
temperance convention in Bangor. Maine
the members of the reception COMMITTEES
Wore red ribbons on their coat lapels
IoHoWing the example of DR.. Henry
Reynolds, an eminent physician, who
had been changed from a drink victim
into temperance advocate Thus there
came to be what was known as the Rev
nolds' movement and the Murphy move
ment. THE Murphy boys wanted q
pledge synonym as well as the Reynolds
boys Looking in my Bible / found the
passage In Numbers XIV, referring to
the ribbon of blue, and that Is how it
came to be, adopted. Dean Farrar told
me that this blue ribbon was the hem
on the garment of our Savior which the
woman touched when she was healed.
and he states SO in his Life of Christ. So
1t Is religious ribbon, representing ev-
eiythlng that is pure and noble in hu-
man conduct"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-11
AGRICULTURE IN HAWAII.
Sugar the Chief Product-other Lines
Need Developing.

WASHINGTON, March 22-The Agri-
| cultural department will have in print
! soon a valuable report on the agricultur-
al and horticultural aspects of the Ha-
Wallan Islands which was made by Pro-
lessor William c. Stubs, director of the
louisiana experiment station, sent to the
islands by the department to Investigate
the ACCESSIBILITY of establishing an expert
ment station there. Professor Stubs
Isays that, owing to unusually favorable
conditions, sugar growing is not only the
Leading agricultural occupation, but the
principal industry of the islands, the ex-
ports of sugar being more than so per
cent of the total exports of the islands
AT present this industry is in a very
prosperous condition, but other agricul-
tural industries are either not well de-
iVe.oped or are not, In profitable condition,
he found that coffee growing is dlmin-
ishing. and that the other large agricul-
turdl crop, rice. is not grown on up-to-
Gate principles. Stockraising is conduct
ed to some extent. but there is need of
improved stock and better pastu age.
Da-rylng Is an aaJunci to agriculture is
almost unknown, and dairy products are
exceedingly expensive. Parts of the
Islands have been denuded of their for
ests 10 the great detriment of the coun-
try. and 1t is recommended that these
areas be re-forested. In many parts of
the islands, especially at or near the
coast on the western or leeward sides of
the Islands, irrigation must be practiced
to successfully produce good crops. Little
has been done in the islands in the way
of vegetable and fruit growing for mar
ket purposes. except with bananas and
p!neappIes. The little that has been at
tempted shows that almost every kim of
fruit and vegetable may be grown some
where upon the islands. For supplying
this class of produce Califoin MIA and other
parts of the Pacific Coast are now drawn
upon.
The report says there Is a great neces-
sity for the establishment of an experi-
ment station in the Islands, in orde, tnat
the problems of diversified agriculture
may be given attention.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-11
Philosophical Society

ths regular meeting of the Aloha
orehch will be held at the z. OF P
nan saturday evening, March soth, At
'''e All Interested will be cordially
~eicon >. Admission free. 67ss
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-11
"A TESTIMONIAL FROM OLD ENG.
LAND

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It is for sale by Benson, Smith & Co,
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-11

For
Sale.

LOTS IN KING STREET TRAc1
from $3.50 to $500 lot, eoruSrsz
known as G. N Wilcos's premises
The sun., 1901-07-23
A. Hawthorne

CUoAoo. July 32.-Havthorne opened VITA q
large crpwd and a day OF fatalities. Three horses
ts In ths second for two year ods and Jockeys
Munro and Boyd were Injured the latter seriously.
Then In tho steeplechase the fsyorte, Filon Dor,
fell 81 the rrS Jump and Ellison. his octsy, sustained
a spralned leg. At the last Obstacle Marc turned d
sonisrsault and appeared w fan heavily on Jockey
Lloyd. Lloyd was practically unhur. Aside from
the accidents the features were the Prairie stakes.
which went 70 Cambran the iAvoe and the handicap.
which Rober, waddsll won from start 70 nulsh beat
ing Maley neck In a furious drive, Summary;
Fira Race-SiS furlongs--Mss Bennett i0s
(Domlnlckl 70 20, won; AdmOniilon. ll3 wink
heidi 5to 3 second: PossArt. III 70. MITCHELL. 30 TO
!, third Time. i:l4
Second Rsce--Fivc furlonrs--Rsd TIP. iio wink
neid Ito 10, won T. Ssmeison lOs %. Woods l,t I.
second: bridge, lis Dupee,, 10 l. third Tine
i:0.H.
Third Rac.---Short course s,esplechsse--May Boy.
i33 R Taylor) 7 70 l. won; Grey John. 1888 &C. John.
eon), IL 70 1, second: Capt. ConOver, 1856 (SancD
Is % l. third Tine 3.26H.
Fourth Raoe-One mllc--Cambrian. 10 (Knight.
TO 8, won; Louisville i0l Dominica 10 70 !, sec
ond " j. Deboe. 04 tRanschl. l, " l. third Tine.
Fifth Race-.Ons mile and q sixteenth --Rober,
waddeil. 100 (SestonL 10 70 ~, won; Ma,py. toS
(AleIander 3 to I. second; Martlmas. 1906 -. Woods
3to T. third. Tine i43.
Sixth Pace-Ons mlle and a quarter-Laureste,
lOS (Dominlckl. IA 70 5. won; Tammhny Chief, l03
~. Woodsl 10 !. second: Frangible. 100 u. Nc
fnefnyl 10 10 l, third. Time, 2:O1S.