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The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
From the New York Press.

The average man would be happier with
a cancer than with a political wife.
There is only one objectionable sin, and
that is not pardoning people who do 1t.
Every married man knows that the only
way 10 stop a woman in an argument Is
to distract her attention.
When a woman doesn't prove TO be the
making OF a man the man generally
proves 70 be the unmaking Of the wo.
man.
The haDplest woman IN the world Is
generally the one that has 10 go about
once a month ana sob her heart out AZ
a romantic play with a baby IN II.
A red-headed girl has got 10 have
money 10 have auburn hair.
Probably Romeo knew that N he didn't
climb ~. juliet was bound 70 come
down.
30 wonder fho Chinese don't get along.
ln China d man has 10 worship bis moth
ef-lu-laW.
30 woman ever learned how ~ make a
rpoeeh in public without forgetting hos
fg puf up pfarnfd
a noman doesnt go 400 There 10 out
ri Nfo 900 fhr children go liF enough foI
hff fo teN her lufhlnl he ought ~ be
ashamed tg sag sAt9 i1ings ~ bog be-
Sere hau,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

Young Mr.. stewart M Brlee Of New
York. son OF the late Calvin NJ. Brice.
who IL a city councilman, viii have che
sincere sympathy Of Oh Of those who sor-
row win persons similarly unfortunate.
A. stated 10 our dispatches Friday he has
has been adJudgoa 10 contempt Of court.
and uid have 10 BE- incarooraied ten days
Bis prison "a she swell suite 90 ihe
Whidorf-A hforia that Yves occupied by fhf
Duhe "A feag9s, nnd dHunF fhe ton days
poof ~ bfies eiil have only 10 touch 90
siseiTis bsl fOr snsihins bs wants.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

A Pennsylvania mail carrier. who walk
ed ten miles every day and received %
cents in compensation, has resigned for
the reason that his salary is so out Of
proportion to those of Gen. Miles, and
Admiral Dewey. He says: 81 fail to see
the justice Of the United States govern
ment paying Miles $1,000 a year ana
Dewey $4,000 a year, and me only $1o5.S5
year, when the work I do is much
harder than that performed by them"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
NOT A CANnInATE-

Mr.. Tom Johnson, who was recently
elected Mayor of Cleveland. o., and who
is being very generally talked OF as the
Democratic candidate for President In
1904. says that he is not a presidential
candidate. He makes this declaration
in response to the action of the single tax
club of Indianapolis, which has called q
meeting for next Thursday night TO start
a presidential boom for him.
Mr.. johnson Is a very popular man. His
popularity extends much beyond the
bounds Of his state. But It is a question
whether the Democratic party will go TO
Ohio for its next candidate for President.
The people will be apt to think that Ohio
has furnished enough Presidents for a
while. The other states should be given
a chance.
Mr.. johnson has been anxious TO be a
United States Senator, and Il is probable
that he liz stil ambitious 10 hold that po.
siuon. II is thought IN Ohio that he will
be a candidate to succeed Senator Hanna
He would stand pretty good chance OF
being elected; that IL, n the Democrats
succeed In getting control OF the Legls-
lature. In order TO do that they Will
have 20 get TO work At once. and. " pos
slble. carry the state next fan. A gov
ernor 10 10 be- elected then.
n Mr. Johnson could make Ohio Dem.
ocraue state, ana set himself elected 10
che senate in 1908. he might stand o good
chance 10 gei the presidential nomination
Of me Democratic party in 1904. n may
bo thnt hs is not nov d candidate FOR tho
prridentlal nomination ~ hlr party. bui
H may he aeceptod ar certain thaf ho is
DOT solng io 90 onytbng 20 check enQns
~ So him i8at nomlnat0p.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

A New Jersey man has invented an
anti-sea sickness machine. 1t is a tenn
pered steel spring in the shape of a half
moon, with hand-hold at each end. one
end Is magnetized. To cure sea sickness
the inventor says, all the sufferer has to
do is to put the rounded part of the
spring upon table and press the han
dies down to the level several times con-
centrating the mind upon the operation.
notwithstanding the discovery of this
simple apparatus, the majority of sea
travellers will probably continue to take
along with them a supply of lemons and
peppermint
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

Most music lovers. and possibly all
musical artists, In Georgia and South
Carolina know Joseph Denck either per-
sonaily or by reputation. He is. or was
a genius OF the plano. and his brilliant
recitals have delighted thousands. lie Is
also a composer But, unfortunately
like so many geniuses, he is the victim
OF a thirst The other day IN Atlanta
his weakness overcame him: and the Au-
thorlties hailed him up aud sent him TO
the chain gang. How fortunate for Ed
ger Alien Poe that he d4parted this NE
before freak Of fate cohld send him to
reside in Atlanta!
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
"a PAGES.
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Special Notices-Andrew Hanly Com
pany; Savannah Building Supply Compa-
ny; Electric Fans, Electric Supply Com
pany; Housekeepers and Savannah Steam
and Dye Works; Edwyn e. woodlands,
Voice and Piano; Cradle Songs of All
Nations" Etc, at the Guards Armory
Tuesday Evening; Ship Notice, Strachan
& Co, Consignees; Malt Mead, George
Meyer; Complete Line of Vehicles and
Harness; Ship Notice, L. G. S. Lsrren,
Master Norwegian Bark Nordsljernen;
Steamer Gov. Stafford for Charter for
Excursion; Notice to City Court Jurors;
Bids Wanted. Reuben Butler, Clerk c.
C. c.; Notice of Election Savannah Gas
Light Company; Dwelling for Sale; Self
ton Dramatic Company at Yonge's Hall,
April II, Matinee and Night; Notice of
Dissolution, Prendergast & Ganahl;
Spring Cleaning New York Dye Works;
Savannah Steam Dye Works; Imported
Goods, at Beckman's.
Business Notices - Savannah Steam
Laundry; Bids for Refreshment Privilege
u - II H. 4 lNAllCs 4AhSolAAO IEAllhAG A1A
macy; Elegance and Quality. Theus
Bros; Birthday Stones for April, Hunter
& Van Keuren; Our Carriage Emporium,
Savannah Carriage and Wagon Compa-
ny; Pretty as a Picture, Thonnesen's Art
Store; Bicycles, D. A. Holland; Tribune
Bicycles, r. V. Connerat; Flour. Fresh
From the Mill. s. w. Branch Company.
Locomobiles-R. V. Connerat.
Read and Be Convinced-At Gutman's.
'Smartness'' and Shirt waists-B. H.
Levy & Bro.
Special Bargains in Furniture-Foye &
Eckstein's.
Linen and White Goods-At the Bee
Hive.
No Clothingi Fits Like ours-Metropoli-
tan Clothing Company.
Amusements-Royal Music Hall.
Fashions Favorite Shopping Store
Walsh & Meyer.
We Quote a Few Prices on Silks, ETC.
At Morrison's.
You Need a Bicycle for Your Health
T. A. Bryson, Columbia Wheels.
Ladies' Patent KID shoes-Globe Shoe
Company.
Observation-Disclosures Music Hall;
Fifth Annual Picnic. Central of Georgia
z. NJ. r. A, at oliver, Ga, May s; A.
G. Aliens Minstrels, April II.
Auction sales-Monday's Sale by c. H.
Dorset, Auctioneer; Only Eleven Lots, by
c. H. Dorset, Auctioneer.
Vaur (Sraapo ENraa1sr.
George w. Allen & Co.
Soap-Magnolia Soap.
whisky-old Quaker Rye Whisky; Muir
ray Hill Club Whisky.
Pedestrians Electric Paste
Cooking Oil-wesson's Cooking Oil
Cigars-White knight Cigars.
"open Bin" sale-Leopold Adler
Mems Shoes at $5.OO-Byck Bros.
Linens and White Goods-At the Bee
Hive.
The Newest Spring creatiOns-chas.
Marks.
Special Sacrifice silk Sale-At Hogan's.
Choice Ready-Made Goods-At Foye &
Eckstein's.
We Always Lead. So Say Our Patrons
Gustave Eckstein & Co.
The Newest Styles of the Century-B.
II. Levy & Bro.
sosp-Munyon' Witch Hazel Soap.
The Gas Range-Mutual Gas Light Com
pany.
Beef-Liebigs Extract of Beef
Medical-Cascarets; McElree's Wine of
cardui Worlds Dispensary Preparations;
s. s. g.; Peruna; Abbey's Effervescent
Salt; ''77' for Colds; Stuarts Gin and
Buchu; r. r. r.; b. b. B.; Pyramid
Pile Cure; stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Stuart's catarrh Tablets; Munyon's Rene
dies.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal Miscellaneous.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

This young man has a good place with
Wall street firm. and is anxious to "get
along" says the New York Sun. He also
likes to shine as a raconteur, but he has
very bad memory as to details. How
ever, the germ of the story sticks In his
mind and he is able to make a good bluff
at telling it. Recently he heard a funny
wall street story" Nothing but the
story end of it stuck to him. A week or
SO later the junior partner, in high good
humor because of a certain successful
manipulation, in which the young man
had been concerned in small degree, mag
unanimously invited him to luncheon. The
young man strove to ''be agreeab BILE" and
told number of stories over the coffee
which seemed to amuse his EMPLOYER
Then he told in elaboration his latest wall
street yarn. There was no response.
i thought that was very funny-did the
bioke up rich," said the young man. Per
haps you've heard it before"
NO" said the junior partner slowly. 81
don't think l ever heard it before, but
know something about it. l was the
bloke."
The young man is now cultivating the
study of mnemonics.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Baltimore American (Rep) says:
THE ballot has not emancipated the ne
gro from his dependency upon the white
race. Something more than that Is need
ed. In the South that something more
has been supplied on ehe forty acres and
a mule basis until now, in Georgia alone
negroes own more than 100000 acres of
land and pay taxes on over S14 600 900. 1t
would be a blessing-greater even to the
colored than to the white man-if public
spirited men of both races in all -communl-
ties having a large negro popula ton would
begin to solve chs problem by the rule
of forty acres and a mule or, in other
words, IL the negro would be made indie
pendent-given an opportunity to work
and made to realize that his own and his
peoples future depends upon the manner
in which he improves that opportunity"
The Pittsburg Dispatch Rep) says:
Harvard University is discussing with
some agitation the usual proposition to
confer the degree of LII. d. on President
Mckinley. 4 considerable party thinks
the title should be conferred on any hold
er of che office of President, while others
take exactly the opposite view. Tho dis
cussion and the fact that a title supposed
to certify 10 a long study and exceptional
academic proficiency, Is conferred simply
because man holds an office are an IL
Illustration OF the slight value OF these
honorary enlargements Of a mans name"
The Louisville Courier-Journai (Dem)
says: "Indlana's new law TO prevent
lynching provides that where a prisoner
IS taken from the custody OF a sheriff and
lynched the fherin's Office shan become
vacant. The COurier-J ournal long ago
urged that such a law should be on tie
statute books ~ an the states. Many an
oftcor would Dee his power 10 protect biz
on.ce who would noe use u 20 protect his
prisoner"
The Cincinnati Enquirer CDem) says.
"Gcn Macarthur 81 praised for giving all
t1c credit for ihs hFuinaid0 capture 20
Gen FunHon. Macarthur ls not e dul
man, urd may hn FiHd thaf hf docs nof
baff f3 fnouldrf fhr fDrnnnalbIIfg. IL
nHr na quite faif fo HNhhail ntle of
tne credit fof fne achievement from
aluin1ldQ bimrelf'
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

Mr.. ]. Pierpont Morgan. the organizer
of the billion-dollar steel trust, is quoted
as saying that that gigantic organization
would have steadying effect upon the
market. Possibly so, from the point of
view of the trust magnates. On the same
day that Mr.. Morgon's interview was
printed the dispatches contained a state
ment made before the Congressional In
dustrial Commission with respect to the
operations of the paper trust ID was
stated that the trust had increased the
price OF news print paper over $4,SOO.OOO
year to the publishers of the country.
That is the way one trust "steadied" one
market; and doubtless Mr. Morgan's steel
trust wiz operate along similar lines in
the "steadying' process.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

In view Of the testimony give by former
Gov. Bradley and Judge Yost in the Rip
ley trial for the killing of former Gov.
Goebel of Kentucky, the Governor of In
diana may feel obliged to give up former
Gov. Taylor, accused Of completely in the
assassination of Goebel, If the Governor
of Kentucky makes requisition for him.
1t is true that Taylor says that he said
nothing to Ripley like that to which Brad
ley and Yost have testified, but it was
not to be expected that he would admit
that he said to Ripley during the contest
over the governorship, that Goebel would
"be dead in twenty-four hours" The
former Governor Of Indiana refused to
honor requisition papers sent by the Gov
ernor of Kentucky for Taylor. win the
present Governor also refuse to give him
up to the Kentucky authorities?
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

Members OF Congress returning from
Cuba bring various and varying reports
respecting tho condition OF Affairs m
that island VIII &c bo different With the
reports tlat viii b. brought back by me
congressional visitors 20 fho PhilpD.nesT
Zach will spcn1 his umo in booking Cor
material to strengthen his oap position.
and not one az chem. in uii probability,
Ail fail 20 nn9 GA ebundance u a
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
DE SOTO HOTEL.

First-class accommodations for 900
guests. Among the Improvements the
past summer 90 new bathrooms were add
ed. Tourists find Savannah the most In
teresting city in the South. An ideal
winter resort. Special rates for families
remaining week or more. Tourists stop
ping at the De Soto may become asso-
cite members of the Savannah Golf
Club.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14
The Wenther.

The indications for Georgia to-day are
Tor fair weather south TO southwes;
winds, brisk on the coast; and for East
erD Florida. showers, fresh south 10 west
wlnda.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-14

Liverpool and Kings College, London,
Chinese chairs and professors-some of
the latter of high repute; but the nature
of their teaching is necessarily literary
and academic. Every one at all acquaint-
ed with the subject is aware that a proper
knowledge of Chinese can only be acquir-
ed from a native of the country. The
Russians recognized this years ago, when
they established their Chinese chair at
st. Petersburg and attached to 1t Chinese
teachers. Russian students, from the
course there, have arrived in China fit
ted to speak with the people and to hold
their own. Paris followed suit. Berlin
adopted a similar course and had, accord
ing to recent statistics. twenty-seven stu
dents of Chinese under instruction. These
chairs are literally endowed by their re-
spective governments and receive everyen-
couragement In England alone among
the four nations chiefly concerned has the
pratical study Of Chinese been neglected.
A further letter has been received from
DR.. Sven Hedin about his travels in the
Lob Nor district and in Northern Thibet,
dated Ternirlik. In the Chimentag, Oct.
30 He left his summer headquarters at
Temirlik. July 20. with a small caravan.
and marching southwark, crossed the
Chimentag. the Arka-tagh. and the Kali
ta-ulagan, ana reached Lake Kum-Kul
lie found that the Akra-tagh, the chief
chain Of the kuenlun system consisted
Of four parallel ranges separated by large
parallel valleys containing numerous in
land salt seas. A. the southern slope Of
the Arlsa-tagb the Thibetan plateau prop
er begins. on reaching the vicinity Of the
sources Of the YaBs-tse-klanE want Of
provisions and exhaustion compelled Or.
Hedin 70 return. BY the end OF October
De- was agaln Ia TemlFlik. having covered
1919 miles. generally ~ an elevation %
tN10 yards shove the sea. F0r AZ days
b. neFfF HnW single person ana 81 only
found fainf Traces ~ former inhabitants
in ono place The animal world Nar album
dunfly rfrrfaruffd on fho piatCluH. par-
neHiariE - tHks. antcleufa. villa sheep.
$40 anafa. bears ana wolves.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11

"a Breezy Time" company played TO
u large audience In the Neher opera
house last Saturday night. The play
ers certainly are among the very best
artists that have been seen In this city
this season, and without doubt each
member OF the company made hit
with the Albuquerque public by word
or act. They kept the crowd in hap
py frame Of mind from start TO finish
and numerous were the bursts OF ap-
plause.
The company has gone to the south
ern cities, and after playing for few
nights they will return TO Albuquerque
and appear before the local theater-
goers on the evening Of the 10Th inst
next Friday. On that date Managers
Fitz and Webster can rest assured their
door receipts will be much better than
last Saturday evening.
Manager Zirhut called at The Citizen
Office at noon to-day and stated that "a
Breezy Time" company, by request
will return to Albuquerque and give
another fine performance at the Neher
opera house on Friday night, March 10.
A young lady OF this city will appear in
a specially at the coming performance.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
TEXAS STORM!
Large Number Killed
and Injured.
Storm Swept Over Large Area
Of Country.
Fatal Explosion Of Steam Laundry
Boiler in Chicago.
the MARKET QUOTATIONS.

Dallas. Tex. March ll.-Eigrt
deaths are reported from the Wills
Point tornado.
Beulah Johnson. died from fright.
X. w. Garrett, BENJAMIN Walter
and two Of J. w. williamss child are
supposed to be dying.
The property loss at Wills Point is
estimated at $4,000. and vansandent
and surrounding country districts ri
100000.
The storm section extends into Ar.
kansas, Louisiana and the up. Missis-
sippi valley nearly to Memphis. Prop
erty losses approximate $1,000 900 to
southeastern farming and other In.
teres,s, and at least a score Of pc
sons are dead.
The storm at New Boston was not
80 severe as reported Saturday night.
About twelve houses we're parity
wre'fed J. l.. Pettus and Jasper
Phillips are so badly hurt they are
expected to die.
The reilroad trains to Dallas frop,
the storm section are badly delayed.
Mayor Finney has issued state
ment on the Wills Point situation. He
says nearly 100 persons are entirely
destitute and are being cared for by
local authorities. A relief committee
has been formed. At present contri.
buttons will be asked from Texas
only.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
Hell Canyon to- the Front

A representative of the FL Paso
smelter arrived in this city early last
Friday morning and secured a rig and
lost no time in reaching the Star mine
in He'll canyon, where he met the Me-
Kinney brothers, the gentlemen in
charge OF the big copper properties.
The FL Paso man was not long in max
ing his wants known, and in very
short time accomplished the object of
his visit by securing a contract from
the managers for the treatment OF all
their ores at the Pass city smelter.
Heretofore one-half of the mined pro-
duct was shipped to the smelter in
Pueblo and the remainder was sent to
III Paso, but now, under the new man
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
A Wedding Thursday.

This evening District Court Clerk
Harry p. Owen, with his sister, Miss
Martha, and Mr.. d. A. MACPHERSON,
will leave for Alamogordo, where the
former will stand before the altar with
his intended, Miss Katherine MacGil.
livray, and listen to words which binds
the couple in the sacred ties Of matri-
mony. The ceremony will occur on
Thursday morning at the residence of
Mr.. and Mrs. Lourey, in Alamogordo,
and Miss Martha Owen will act as
bridesmaid, while Mr.. MACPHERSON will
assume the role as best man. The par
ties to the approaching marriage are
well known in this city and need no in
PRODUCTION in these columns, but The
Citizen heartily joins their wide circle
of friends by extending congratulations
and wishing them happiness and pros
perity.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
TOWN b .yEPl AWAY,

st Louis, Mo-, March 11.-Informa.
tion comes that Pine Prairie, Ark,
seventy-five miles north Of Texarkana,
has been swept away and many per-
sons injured. two being killed. The
place is on the telegraph nne. The
news came from Ashdown Ark.
The damage by the tornado at New
Boston. Tex, will aggregate s65.OO0,
and In the surrounding vicinity It H.
inoalculable. Many farmhouses were
unroofed and families lea without
home. In New Boston alone thirty.
six stores. houses and residences were
dislodged or demolished Not a life
lost.
Blossom. Tex, was also dismantlei \.
All along the lines OF the st. Louis
Southwestern, the Iron Mountain and
Kansas City and Southern railroads
and throughout their Texas connec-
tions for radius OF 200 miles In al
directions there are authentic re.
ports OF extensive damage to farm.
Ing interests and railroads anu wires,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11

The following laundry employees
are reported missing: Kate Colerts,
Kate Walsh, Annie Kincaba, two girls
named Creiger.
The time register found In the ruins
showed thirty-six employees had re-
ported for duty, while two or three
others were known to have just en-.
tered the building. The buildings for
blocks around were shaken as II by an
earthquake. and hundreds Of windows
were shattered. The building was
old waverly theater. built in 1877.
II is reported that an officer from
the city boiler inspection department,
warned Doremus not later than Fri.
day that the boiler was unsafe for
use in its present condition. Laun.
dry employees, however, declare the
boiler had not been inspected anI
therefore. not condemned.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
GEN. HARRISON F.!
The Ex-President Ser
iousIy III.
Russia Grabbing Up the Best
Parts Of China.
"Fakir" Schlatter, Alleged Divine
Healer, Arrested at Seattle.
C0NGER COMING HOME.

Indianapolis. Ind. March 1l.-Geu.
oral Harrison's illness. although no,
critical. is serious. His physician. DR..
Henry jameson. has called In consul.
tatlon DIR. Evan Hadley. They make
the following report:
General Harrison was taken III
last Thursday with chill. Ailment
had all the symptoms OF grip. There
developed pretty sharp congestion
Of the left side. involving intercostal
nerves, also pleura of the upper part
OF the left lung. With that came fe.
yer. His danger lies in the extension
of the Inflammation of lungs. His
mind IL clear"
DIR. Jameson said the crisis prob.
ably will be reached within thirty.
six hours.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-11
OIL AND FRUIT GALORE.
southern California EnJoying Excitemen
and Prosperity.

southern California Enjoying Excitement
and Prosperity.
Among the passengers who stepped
down from the flyer on Sunday morn
ing was o. w. Strong, who had Just
returned from three weeks business
trip to Bakersfield, Cal, where he was
looking over the fruit ranches and oil
fields Since the heavy rains in the
sections which he visited he reports
the people to be In first-class spirits in
regard to the next crop. At the pres
ent time the fruit growers have but
one complaint to. make and that is that
there isn't enough available cars on
which to ship their crops. IL is said
that from one-half TO three-quarters Of
the orange and lemon crop will be
wasted in the groves, as the owners are
unable to ship them or dispose Of them
in the local markets at any figure which
could be considered reasonable. How
ever, il is expected that the railroads
will he able to handle the next crop
with ease, when the growers will be
sure to reap satisfactory returns.
In regard to the oil industry Of
southern California Mr.. Strong reports
that everyone who has any interests in
that business are apparently accumu-
lating vast amount of wealth. The
Standard Oil company has purchased
an s0-acre tract OF land, and they have
several 'gushers" over which they in
tend to establish large plants. He says
the syndicate Of Santa Fe Pacific engi-
neers who are the possessors Of 20C
acres Of fine oil fields, will soon be able
TO realize fortune. Fasteners, IN
large numbers, are arriving daily and
are investing and prospecting In the
fields in those sections.