Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-11-25
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In case of doubt it may be prudent to
quarantine.
Miss Mary Willard, niece of Frances
e. Willard. will lift the first spaGeful
/ of earth for the new American church
about to be built in Berlin, the corner
stone of which will be laid on Thanks
giving day by Ambassador White.
| IL Allison should be called into the
cabinet az secretary of the treasury,
what stir it would make in Iowa poll
tics!
1t is not generally known that King
| Edward is first-class shoemaker. a
trade which he was taught by the wish
of the prince consort. who had all his
children taught some trade.
1t used to be Daniel and the Lion; now
it is Seth and the Tiger.
BY the time Admiral Dewey gets thru
with that Schley court of inquiry the
public will be eager to forget all the
| little slips made during his honeymoon.
The American people may be tickle in
their affections, but they do always and
everywhere love fair play.
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H. ellison Gardner says in his Wash
| ington correspondence: Senator Albert
j. Beveridge has returned to Washing
| ton. and life here has increased in siren
uosity at least sixty fold. The first
| thing he did when he had sung his
handbag into the hotel office was to ring
| for a cab. In minute he was in it and
| the steeds were on the jump for the
| white house. Beverage shot into the
presidents reception room, and in q
| fraction of a second there was a sound
/ like the bursting of one of the Gathman
| gun projectiies. 1t was Teddy's joy at
seeing Albert. The president is very ex-
plosiye when pleasurably excited. The
date for lunch having been arranged,
| Beveridge was off again like planet
| looaed from its orbit. The cab horses
| foamed and pranced all over town; the
| senator was making calls and doing err
rands in the various departments. Inc
asphalt payements grew so hot 1t be-
came necessary for the fire department
| to turn out and spray them. Inc junior
senator from Indiana is looking prime.
| He is as straight as match ana as III
| maculate as the deck of war snip he
| is as full of business as tox terrier
chasing rats
! Traffic across the isthmus OF Panama
is uninterrupted and there is no occa-
jon yer to fire off the Iowa's big guns.
Poor Cen. Kitcheper! How tired he
must get apologizing! Why doesn't ne
call ON Kipling or Alfred Austin to heip
him out with poem? We fancy one OF
their poems fired at the enemy WITHIN
| enr range would put to rout the entire
| Boer force.
| Have you seen the "Bilionstlne! ~
,s q beautiful take-off on Ebert Hub
bard's ..PhiNstine," and it contains all
the neculiar expressions common TO the
philosopher of East Aurora. Instead OF
cumming a Roycroft "Philandry,' the
Bflionstine people claim to be boy
erafters," and their printshop is known
as the .printery" Fra McGinnis gives
his readers little Journeys to some OF
1.-The greatest explosions of the age. and
| he offers to send them out to his readers
on suspicion" bound in calf. with the
tail inside and done in genuine vellum
etc, etc, ad nauseum.
Ten bank robberies in Iowa since Nov
IL is the record. Bad enough, but to
| Iowa's credit there is this consolation:
the stealing was done by outside bur-
glars and not by the banks officials and
employees.
/ One of the big life insurance compa-
MES Is going to put total abstainers IN a
special class of policy holders. and If
| their death rate proves less than In the
4 class where QTllklIiS IL diioNeo d io"Si
! price for insurance will be made them.
Temperance and virtue are their own
reward, but tip on the side from the
/ insurance company will not come amiss
| From mining camp with a reputa-
ton for bloodshed that extended from
the oceans" says the Leadville, Colo,
Democrat, 'Ieadville has developed in
to one of the most upright cities of the
country, as free from violence and
crime Of any kind as a New England
village This result has been brought
about thru the influence of the good
women of the community. They
worked for the election of officials who
could be trusted to enforce the laws
and make the city and country a most
undesirable place for law breakers and