The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-11


end Of the papers heading
The University Of California has the
, cheek Of an Alaska glacier. II asks "
column Of free advertising,
The Douglas county jail is empty, the
s5i,ors 20 una.med, and there are no
luchings. Thus civilization progress
seth.
This is the 2sth anniversary OF kWang'
m's ascending the throne, he having De-
come Emperor Of China Jan. u, 1917
Shake, Kwang.
The Tariff Reform Committee offers US
free each week tariff reform" plates.
! No, thanks; we can do enough to XII
this paper ourselves.
Lot the courts and judges alone There
are not too many circuit judges and the
supreme court, II let alone, will clear its
docket In year orso.
They talk Of improving their breeds oil
hDe swine In various parts Of the state,
10 their vain Efforts to keep Mp With the
development Of the salem hog.
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The Albany Press ayh:--"GOv. Geer
evidently considered the text book com
mission matter Of business
And then Il goes on 10 give the Cover
nor hill for hayingdon 20.
The Eugene Register editor speaks OF
his own pecularities thus:
"Well, we're built that way and It's TOO
late In the day for us 10 be made over
A mule could say the same
Albany Democrat "A tight is a very
poor way for two men 10 settle die
pute. II IL Just as true that war 10
poor Say 10 settle dispute between
nations. II IA the instrument Of the
barbarian.
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The genius who offered the local com.
mittoeman fl5 ifhe would see 10 il that
not ballot was cast tor the JOURNAL
loan says: "The Journal Ia preparing
to add to its wealth this winter. Its
influence will bO loaned ou,
AAA
In tho annual Letter from England IN
the January Atlantic, X. Brimley John.
son, the wellknown man Of letters, dis
,nEses the "year Of emotions just ended,
touching upon the notable political, 40.
cial and literary events Of 1900,
Here ia a blow beneath the belt from
the Albany Democrat;
II ia said that Salem grocers are afraid
10 set their sauerkraut out In sight on
account OF the procliyities OF n local ed
! ltor who was brought mp on this pala'
table stun.
One ingenious individual, who mar
! rowly escaped prosecution q while ago
Tor eountorioiting rare eggs and selling
the bogus specimens To museums and
private collectors, has recently turned
up with exQuisitely liie-like photographs
\ OF birds, which in reality are produced
by the help Of stuffed specimens, arts.
. tioally attitudinized with wires.
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A country Presb terian writes tina y.
Ray man that his creed Tor city Presby'
{ ierlahs Is no, practicable In the country,
a. they have no waterworks. Well, II
yon can't afford windmill. aud hot,
water tank connected with your range
We will give you this revised creed.
I. Wash your feet once a week.
, =. Treat your family ~ we'll ~ you
inv bred live stock.
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: ln reponec TO request Tor New
. Year sentiment 10 oloso the oentur
Matk Twain furnished the following;
II hiring yuu the stately msirO
: nAmed ChtlstenduM, returning h
a dragged, bcsmlrchel nnd dishOnore
ttom pirate fAids Ia kias Chnw Ma
! chnria. South Africa aud lha fh
A lppines, with her soul iull at mVanne,
her pocket full ol blOdlo aud hci ntuu
. mll Ql plons hypOcrisies Give hcr SD
n anil towel, hnt hide the looking glass
+" With the states aud vongtrss gtIudu
d oarh year nov Ne have more new Ia
than john Marshall considered dur.
the entire % years that he Wss on
"A supreme bench We have laws pas.
ng boy cOngtcsai laNs passy,l by c,,y co
"A eds aud an sorts .oi mluot rvsula,h
i, Nh'eh mount Mp iu,o the ,rn, oi tL
sands daring the o. months
20 The variety OF lbose Is A. great a,
numbcr There are laws NYsulailng d
"A. and laws convrFniug clephanisi D.
a. about knglish spauows anl laws ah
4, the great American eagle, There
Laws Affecting everything irOm n,cr
We 10 mammals, irom politics 10 love.
'n' all the laws on the hooks to3ay "
IA. enlonred tho average eitlfen woald cis
have 10 stay ~ home behind clo
- blinds or hsVln a Journey toe Ian
asylum
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