The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-04-23


not SO much the exercise, but the en-
forced change OF dress that has wrought
the metamorphosls. If woman Improve s
much more in form the point will be
reached where man will fall down and
worship her as the divine incarnate in
the flesh
the latest surgical triumph Is the sew
ing up of a cash in a mans heart while
that organ was doing the ordinary work
of blood distribution. A man received a
stab which penetrated the heart IN such
way that small Quantity of blood was
eJected at every pulsation. A section OF
his breastbone was taken out, the peri
cardium opened and the heart with the
cash exposed TO view as it was doing it's
lest to keep its owner in the land of the
living, The cash was closed and stitched.
the pericardium sewed up and the man
left to get WELL. minus only a piece of
breast bone which he it seems Will not
miss, not being a football player.
with the report OF the. fearful storm
that has Just passed over the Middle
East, comes also, accounts of the dew
astating floods that threaten ANNUALLY
the valleys of the Ohio and lesser rivers
When Will the government be brought to
a realizing sense of it's duty in regard TO
these periodical messengers of destruc,
ton? A few millions taken from the an
nual river and harbor steals would build
reservoirs and inaugurate system OF
reforestation which would in ten years
entirely eliminate this danger, tesides
furnishing water power and irrigation IA
cHllies Tor large districts. O, for g few
patriotic statesmen to take the place Of
the time-serving politicians who now
stand at the helm of state.
Inc Republican papers say that the new
Philippine tariff schedule is satisfactory
to nearly every merchant and manufae-
tarer here and as soon as the supreme
court hands down its decision, if it lie
favorable to the admin stration, the sched~
ule will go into effect If it be satisfac-
tory to the people of the United States
or course it will be satisfactory to the
inhabitants of the Philippines. There is
no doubt of that. If Trey are not satisfied
they will have to keep mum or be de-
ported A criticism on the schedule will
be menace to the military situation
IN the islands. To the ordinary honest
man 1t will seem queer that the Philip
pines should have a. separate tariff sched-
ule. What have they done that they
should be Disseminated against?
SAzES-------
Fer Sale-A frog farm containing $50
acres. mostly fenced and with cages for
5000 two-years-olds. Price $50 coo, in
Guiding the present stock. The property
will pay Is per cent on the investment
Hop Ii, owner, Island City. MINI.
The above is an advertisement that
will be found in many papers within the
next decade. Ffogzeulture is coming to
the front as the{inlost profitable occupa-
ton in Minnesota with the exception Of
buttermaking. The5state Frog Growers
association expect to apply to the next
legislature for a law prohibiting the
manufacture and sale of imitation frogs
legs from young veal. This, if success
full, will be an6ther blow to the live
stock interests, scarcely second to the
ELECTROMAGNETIC bill passed by the
last legislature
Rev. Father scuHy, of Cambridge, has
announced a scheme to encourage mar
riage in his parish by levying a-church
tax of SIS in all bachelors from twenty
five years until they are thirty-five. AT
that age they are to pay $50 annually for
five years when they will be exempt on
the theory that any woman will hest
tate about marrying a bachelor, of forty
the assumption being that something is
wrong. What is to be done with this
money is not stated. We would suggest
that the tax be divided pro rata among
those who marry within the year. Thus
a bachelor could not only save his an
nual tax but get a nest egg to buy
COW and few chickens. to keep the
bride occupied during the honeymoon.