The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-30
81 o. rHE woRLp-


Chlef secretary for Ireland. asking Father
dealy "Is il true I'm So much dctestsd
as the newspapers wili have ire II -he
d5vll himself said Father Healy was
rs much eetesied IN Ireland IS sou are.
my occupation would BE- gone.
At the silver Wedding az the Prince and
Princess of Wafes. an Engilsl town wish
ed 20 present an allross, but there Wa r
great discussion as 10 its wording. sr
some time they could not aeree ~ an
Conscious IS we are Of eur unworthi-
ness. was universally condemned, but
when some enc proposed, -Ccrscious as
Ee are OF each others unworrfinsss. u
was agreed 70 to men,
A cautious Scotchman. eighty-;ive years
old, had saved enough % purchase q piece
p freehold land upon which he had had
his eye for some time lie repaired 20 the
freebooter and opened negotiations for the
purchase The freeh0lder. however. In
formed him that for some reason or other
he could not part with the freehold but
said he would give him a lease for ss3
years This, he was informed. was prac-
ucaLy the same ching .'Na. ma said
the aged one, shaking his grey head,
time soon -ins awa'
Farson Twine the Chesterfeidian san
itary officer and dos catcher 90 Atchi-
son. recently called 40 q house ana ask
ed the woman who appeared 81 she kept
q dog 'No- j don G." Responded the wO-
mans Took for yourself. Madam.
said Parson Irvine. what sort of an ad-
ministrati0n Would This he II tht dog tax
collector douoted the word of lsdy-s
The womcn looked ~ him hc'plessiy Tor
moment. and then softly said. "I-I-I
have one little dog which 7 viii pay on
il you say So
An Arkansas paper saws that IN some
of the mountain counties in that state
only one man took newspaper. and it
was the custom for the neishbors %
gather around iu his home 10 hear the
paper read when J CAME ON ore occa-
sion q listener as1e5 him what cone
gres5 was doing "oh. 30 replied the read
er, they afr playiu the very dickens in
congress. They've made law addin
two new months % the year. an tho Wust
Of it Is they ve made em both winter
months. Blast their fool souls. said
the listener, ~an were nearly our OF fod-
der"
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The following story IS told concerning
two sailors. who happened 90 he ashore.
one Of these decided that after visiting
his own friends ne would spend q few
days with his messmate Arriving in
the locality OF his mates home ho was
horrined 20 find that DE had forgotten
the number of the house After ask
ing in vain policemen, postmeu ana ped
estriaus he caught sight of toy Wind
mill man ard haliug him be ofe-ei two
pence for elbow on his bugie
The man agreed. and jack tar then
gave the ships CALI A crowd quickly
and stared at the musical sailor
Immediately a window was thrown up.
and a weu-knoWn voice exclaimed.
ship ahoy, Why, mate. your pipe
been waiting hours.
Amid great cheering Of the crowd ne
very quickly joiRsd his friend ana his
sEz
According TO Harpers Magazine. The l
Messiah was sung recently iu Fhiiadel-
phla and one of the anthems rendered /
by the cnorus had as .ts theme, I'VE /
have turned every one to DIS own way.
As anthems so. this sounded somewhat /
as follows. eve have turned. turned. /
turncd-We have turned. yes we have /
we have turned every one. every one o. 4
his own way-to his own way. own way
every one 20 his own way The anthem 4
Involved several pages OF music and eve
"a, turned. terccd. they proceeded 10
turn over 10 the next page. and then
burst out a2ain with wc have turned /
.urnedr' q certain plain citizen. rather /
elderly. who sat well in the rear NOT ap- I
lrcciatine the delicate sentiment was
heard 10 mutter. disglstedly. .'Wel I
shen you get through tlrnin tarnin
hem goi-derned pages. suppose you shet
zsE
Lady Henry Somerset has told how
her attention was drst called % the work
IF relieving the suferings or the poor
.ity children
1T was this way" she said 81 was
moved in that direction by the rare pa
fence and Imagination of one little hey
'fis example convinced me that patience
vas one If the qualities 7 needed most,
md in seeking 1t grew into that work.
was in "a hospital on visiting 1aF while
he doctors were changing "a plaster cast
which held "a crippled boys Imb. Fhe
.peration was excecdi1RiE painful 7 was
old. yet ~ ms surprise the htte sur
erer neither stirred nor WINGED bur made
curious buzzing sound with hIs mouth.
After the doctors had lelt SAID 20
iim:
How could you possibly stand it7'
That's uotlIu'. hc answered why.
-s- made believe that hee Uas erngi1
me- Bees d8ut hurt verr much Fou
now And kept hezzin because Z waF
fraid 2 would forget about it being bee
zzz
A weH-krown Paeiac coast attorney.
.he uri5ez himself upon hie hardrrc ~
'h'nese witacsses WAS defending rali-
.ay damage ease Tae lawyer - hr
r-sighfcf. 20 failed to refe when