The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-04-16


IiAs Hies yet the orchestral leader
hlts still and beats time.
AHk was the first girl to get a fall
sack A we remember rightly.
HARoLD (mnsinq She said she liked
t'le Kiss 1 got it from her own mouth.
a atAN is Ike an omnibus. When he
iaii 81 drinks he thinks there is roohs
Tor one more.
i.ifE IS very short, but It doesn't
seem so when a fellow is waiting for an
overdue train at a country railway sta
hhANk tsitting up ia bed, watch in
Nand Here it is 6 o'clock, ana nobody
comes % wake me up. ] shall be sure
to miss the train.
PAPA, said the little one, will there
De newspapers ia Heaven Perhaps
my child, but there vii. be a new set Of
editors aud reporters
POET asks. What IS warmer than
~omans l0Ye?7 We infer that he
never picked up a newly-coined horse
shoe fresh from the forge.
MEET your wife with smile on your
lips, says al exchange. Better wait
until the odor Of the "smils" has
nbated somewhat, though.
Mns. SMALL TO Star Boarder) Il Won't
you have some pound cake? Star
b'arder- Thanks. no. / forgot 10 put
my bottle Of pepsin IN my pocket
EDiToR-We can't run your poetry 4
because it's a little lame. Aspiring con
tribntor-What do You mean by lame?
Why, 1 notice its feet are slightly un-
even"
SHE sang Take Back the Heart
that Thou Gavest" very sweetly and ef-
iectiyely but he said he was a news
paper man and never took anything
back.
First Pullman Porter Whad's yo'
ser nervous bout Johns'n Second
Forter-lse a quariah out. OATS what
Use nervous bout Done blacked pay
oh my own boots by mistake fer dat ma
bobs in d fo'lh suction.
QUITE TRUE Mamma 10 Maud
Your tastes are really becoming quite
TOO expensive, my child. Remember
that tine feathers do not always make
fine birds. Maud No, mamma; but
you'll admit they make fine bonnets.
Mr. CoUPoN Consider again, Miss
De We're. It's true, / am rather old,
but, on the other hand, / have no
family and am very wealthy Miss De
We're No, Mr.. Coupon; can never
be your wife, butt will be pleased TO
be always an adopted daughter to You
TIFF.
They had a quarrel ami she SENT
His letters back next day;
hie ring and al his presents went
TO him without delay.
Pray. send my kisses back 10 iner
He wrote. Gould you forget thcmg1
bhe answered speedily that be
Must come himself and get them
The following pathetic remarks we're
overheard by a small boy at a picnic
Darling, I'm going to let 60 your hand
on a minute, but you mustn't be angry.
wouldn't lose it. only some kind of
aterpillar is creeping down my back
nd ] can't fix my thoughts upon you
nd the caterpillar at the same time. I
LoNG MEASURE 1T strikes me you 5
ave got the longest miles in the world d
aid pedestrian, as he wiped the per- u
pirati0n from his brow. "No,n an. I
wered the intelligent native. taking his d
ipe from his mouth, it isn't the fault 3
the miles, but as they were making r
he road they ran short of mile n
tones, so they only put one down for
very two miles. c
PAPA was giving the children a little !
'sson in arithmetic one evening. RE a
lember, you cannot add numbers un- 2
lss they are OF the same kind said he y
Now three cents and two cents and six
aHts make eleven cents, but il you 2
led 20 add three apples aud two u
ranges and six sticks Of candy, what s.
ould you havel' A treail" answered c.
year-old Winny, with sparkling eyes. 8