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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
TO CONNECT LAKES AND SEA.
Suggestion that Grain Traffic wouId
Pay for Such a Canal.


In suggesting the possibilities of a
canal connecting the Great Lakes and
the seaboard Harper's Weekly gives
some interesting figures on the probable
cost of the construction of such a canal
and its possible revenues
The estimated cost of the construction
Of the canal is about S70,0O0,0 900. Hence
the question, VIII it pay? This is the
answer:
The present yearly traffic on the Great
Lakes is about 100000 tons. Assum-
ing that work on the canal will begin in
1903. and the route opened to commerce
in 1908, the traffic viii have increa sed
probably to 100000 tons. If OF this
q minimum tonnage of 100000 or T.
Op0,O00 can be diverted the canal will be
a paying investment. For instance, it is
believed that grain can be carried. if
competition requires, at reduction of 3
cents under the present average rate oe
AZ cents via Buffalo to New York. or
Montreal via the Welland canal This
saving would amount to about 81 per
ton. 1t is proposed TO charge toll of 30
cents per ton, or IL cents per bushel.
(The rate through Suez canal Is 1s6d per
TONI Tonnage is estimated for traffic in
one direction only, and no income is cal
culated from west-bound freight. On the
basis of 100000 tons the gross revenue
would be $3.500,000. The estimate for
working and maintenance is $T00. 600,
leaving a net revenue of S2,S00.000, or
about per cent on the investment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Deem Artesian Wells.

took ten years of continuous work before
water was struck, at 4 depth of 1850
feet. AT 1853 feet over 200 feet of the
boring rod broke and fell into the well.
and it was fifteen months before it was
recovered. A flow of 100000 gallons per
day is obtained from it. the bore being
eight inches At Passy. France, there is
another artesan well 1918 feet in depth
and 27l2 inches in diameter which dis
charges an uninterrupted supply of 3.
100000 gallons per day 1t cost 5000
600. An artesian well at Butte-aux-
Cables, France, is 1900 feet in depth and
Al inches diameter, These are ali sur
passed by an artesian well in Australia
which is 5000 feet in depth. Scientific
American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
HE DEFENDS BRADDoCK.
Cyrus Townsena Brady Thinks Cen
eraI Unfairly Estimated,

In his new book. Colonial Fights and
Fighters" Cyrus Townsend Brady saw
Nothing defeats ike defeat. and poor
Braddock has been overwhelmed with
unmerited censure, his character and ca
reer made the subject of heartless jest,
his misfortunes emphasized by unde-
served oblequy, his reputation destroyed
by inSinuation and innuendo, and his
good QualitieS-whic were many-haye
been almost totally lost sight of.
1T was Braddoek's misfortune to be
the first British officer to conduct cam
paign against Indians and savages in the
wilderness, and unless he were possessed
OF the genius which would enable him to
adapt himself TO unknown and unfamiliar
conditions the first soldier was fairly
enough doomed TO defeat. | have a great
sympathy for him and some admiration.
which has arisen without design on my
part from study of the various authori
ties used in preparing this account. Ar
rogant. imperious, stubborn, self-willed.
hard, he had his faults-and they were
grave-but they were more than counter
balanced by his virtues"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
A Blacksmith's Story.

Goodland. Kan, Dec. Oh. K. Al
bertson, a local blacksmith, had almost
decided to give up his shop altogether
on account of Rheumatism. which had
crippled him so that at times he could
not use his hammer.
His shoulders and arms were so sore
that he couldn't sleep at night. lie
had suffered for years. but was grad
ually getting worse till at last he had
about made up his mind to give up.
But just then he heard of some Won
derful cures of Rheumatism by Dodd's
Kidney Pills and thought he would try
for a cure once more
They cured him completely and he
has not a trace of rheumatism left.
The shop will not be given up and MIR.
Albertson may be seen there any day
hard at work as if nothing had ever
allied him
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way TO cure Deafness, and that Is by eonstltlI-
tlonal remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition OF the mucous lining of the
EuStachian Tube. When this tube gets infiamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing and when II is entirely closed Deafness is
the result, and unless the lnfamuatlon can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever:
nine cases ont OF ten are caused by CatarIE.
which is nothing but an infamed condition of
the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
cularS, free.
FL. CHENEY & Co, Toledo. o.
80 Sold by Druggists. use.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
INVENTORS ARE LEGION.
Paris Pare des Princes Crowded with
Airship Enthusiasts.

The conquest Of the air is now becom-
ing an everyday phrase and the name
Of the inventors Is legion who have come
into the arena with apparatus for soaring
above things terrestrial, The Pare des
Princes. Paris. is just now the scene Of
a display of the most remarkable contriv-
ances for soaring aloft. and some at
tempts would have been made but for
experiments may be looked for. and # all
full Of gr0tesoue. Gargantuan birds, bats,
fying foxes, and other winged creatures,
all much heavier than air.
NJ. Santos-Dupont's triumph was great.
but the man who managed to defy the
storm wind and cross the channel. sag. IN
the teeth II a gale. while ships roll ct
its mercy. will put the brave Rraziian
and all baIloonists ia the shade. In hopes
Of witnessing such a conquest there will
he crowds at the Pare des Princes ard
Nous verrons.. Paris Messenger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

A listener-dctcctor for telephones is TO
be adopted by Sweden. The invention
is a simple contrivance with button
push. If anyone using the Instrument
fancies that third party is tapping"
the wire, or listening, he can satisfy him
self as 10 the truth Of his suspicion by
pressing the button, for the invention
will infalliby reveal the fact, and he
can stop the conversation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Where Woman Reigns.

In a tiny island called Minikoi, off the
southern cost of India. a most peculiar
state of society exists, for woman is lord
of all she surveys The wife is the rec
ognized head of the house. She owns
it and everything in it. while anything
that her husband. who works very hard.
can earn, goes to increase her wealth. Her
husband belongs to her. too, and when
she marries him she gives him her name
instead Of taking his.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

The common lizard changes its color
like the chameleon. 1t will become
black after remaining upon black soil
for about hall a minute, but upon an
old-fashioned wooden fence the animal
soon assumes the motley gray hue of a
weather-wOrn rail- Upon green leaf
the same lizard will take on greenish
tint
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
To Stop Hysteria.

An attack of hysteria Stimulating IN
consciousness in woman may be
stopped, says Modern Medicine, by the
surgeons taking a pair of scissors and
regretfuliy announcing that he will have
% cut all the patients hair off in order
to make application to her head. 1t is
doubtful whether this bluff has ever been
1nown to fail"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Brooklyn. n. T., Dee. 23.-Garneld Head
ache Powders are sold here in large quaint
ties; this shows that people realize the value
OF remedy at once effective and harmless
These powders are Of undouhted value Ii
curing headaches OF all kinds and In building
up the nervous system. Investigate every
grade OF remedies offered for the cure Of
headaches and the Garfield Headache Pow
dcrs will be found to hold first place. Write
the Garfield Tea Co for SAMPLES.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Rixey Not to be Amounted

A Washington dispatch says that Rear
Admiral William X. Van Reypen will be
reapointed surgeon general of the navy
upon the expiration of his pres
ent term on December IS. This
decision by the President is n sur
prise, as he was reported to have said
Mt Canton that upon the request OF Mrs.
Mckinley he had decided to make Medi-
cal Inspector p. NJ. Rixey surgeon gen
eral when the office became vacant
New York Advertiser
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

A French explorer has discovered on
the west coast of Africa what he regards
as the vainest people on earth. They are
tn, Pahonins, a warlike tribe whose
main employment is the adornment Of
their persons, chiefly by means of tat
tooing. Great ingenuity is also exhib-
tied in dressing their hair. which in
many cases is arranged in astonishingiy
Ella hnrate fashion
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
,LYS LIQUID CREAM BALM is

ELYS LIQUID CREAM BALM is
prepared for sufferers from nasal catarrh
who are used to an atomizer in spraying
the diseased membranes. All the healing
and soothing properties of Cream Balm
are retained in the new preparation. 1t
does not dry up the secretions Price in
Guiding spraying tube, Is cts At drug
gists' or lilly Bros, SO Warren street,
New York. mail it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home, in New York.
Cure Feyerishness. Bad Stomach, Teeth
ing Disorders. move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30,
600 testimonials At all druggists, Doc
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen
S. Olmstead, Leroy, y. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
AprofItahIs Newspaper Business
In Des Moines, Iowa.

Here is very exceptional orer.--h business
which wiz almost pay FOR Itself in one year. 10
is now showing handsome profits ana IS capable
Of great expansion The purchaser needs no
particular technical knowledge OF the Industry to
which the paper is devoted. Price $40 500.
Write Immediately for further Information w.
NJ. 0STRANDER. North American building.
Philadelphia. Pa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Eighty Japanese laborers arrived in
San Francisco on the Nippon Maru from
Yokohama, under contract to work in
the coal and iron mines at Baroteran
Mexico, about 100 miles south of the
American line. They are the first of a
lot of 400. Each is provided with a con
tract for three years.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

find Piso's Cure for Consumption the
best medicine for croupy children. Mrs.
+. Callahan, Ia Hall street parkers-
burg, w. Va, April 16. 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

The first monument ever erected 20
cook is about TO be InanEurated 10
Paris. The chef in question Is Cr9ain
Dubois. who labored in the German I'm,
Deror's kitchen. 50 popular was le that
his brother cooks have united 20 DO MN
hOn0r.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

The cost OF the water supply in Man
haitian and the Bronx a its present scale
is at the rate Of more than 81 per head
for every one of the population.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Curious Daughtey-"Win you get wings
when you go 10 hesven:" asked little Ell
sic of her father, who is baldheaded.
Yes, dear he replied. And will they
put feathers on your head. TOO, papa:''
She persisted.-Ohio State journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

All told. it takes a thief and reform
~ to catch thief.-Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

DO you mean 10 say that Erastus
Pinkley sells his vote?"
No" answered Jim Collifower; Il
wouldn't say dat RaStus sells his vote.
But he's willin' 10 hire it out 'caSionally
TO select parties. w ashington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
WOULD HAVE GET

A fellow who hlnred the gnu
Was asked. What on earth would Won pdu
IL the Savages tried
To catch ven for your hiedE'
And he answered, I'D Kill off gfu.''
Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Ten minutes Of labor by one man is
all that is now required TO produce a
bushel of wheat. In 1880 it required
three hours and three minutes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

YET invented for the automobile is the
nrice.-Kansas City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

One Of the students in the English
history class said that Henry VI. mar
RED his grandmother
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

The emigration from Germany. which
for some time used to average 100000 i
year, sank last year to $4,000.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

MRS wINsLoW's SOOTHING sYECP for
Children feething. softens the gums. reduces in
hammati0n. allays pain, wind cole -
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Bagdad exports more than 81 900 900
worth of wool per annum, but there is
not a wooden mill in all Arabia.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Only one man in 100 in the labor
unions Of the country is reported unem-
ployed by union officials.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

have candy" Elsie-"Yes' Susie
never can ear much candy. "-PhiladeI-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
NuTATING THE RIG Tins.

An insect that stung like bee.
Said in tones that were lacking in glee,
My name. which is Nat,
Sounds so utterly fat,
That | spell it for style with a G.
Nathan VI. Levy in Smart Set.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Teacher What is an oasis?
Stddent-An oasis is a dry spot in a
desert.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Each package OF PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYE colors more goods than any
other dye and colors them better, too.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Otway died of starvation: Chattertor.
starving, committed suicide: Goldsmith
couldn't pay milk bill, and here are the
georgia authors fat. friendly and cele-
ton"
Very Powerful Binks-The pa
per says big -four mill out West blew
Up yesterday" Mrs. Binks-"La sakes!
s'Pose its where they make this new
,ahgled self-raising four."-New York
Weekly.
4 Practical yiew.-Struggling Pastor
The collections have fallen off terribly"
PRACTICAL Wife-''It's that new yestry-
man who passes the plate. He never
Watches what people put in."-New York
Weekly.
From the>sutomobilist's yiew.-First
Cnauffeur-"HsXe any bad luck during
}our trip Yesterday? Second Chauffeur
Oh Oh ! ran oy5 a man, but | dent
State Journal
Made an Impression-Cit Girl
Lord Nabob must have made quite an
IMPRESSION in this section, didn't he?"
Country Girl-"YeS. indeed. We took
ann 70 a picnic and he sat on a pie. =
New ork Weekly.
The Height of Delicacy.-Ciara-"M Ma
oel is so Thoughtful about her Christmas
presents" Belle-''In what way, dear:'
Always leaves the price tag on
50 as 10 save trim down town 10 ind
-ut. Brooklyn Life.
\ Delicate Choice Of Terms.-"I am
,2.d, said the friend. ''tha, the manager
Son have left was paying Won fabulous
SaLaryE' NO" answered Mr.. StOTming--
'}1 Barnes: mot fabulous; imaginary.
Washington Star.
Wise Child.-Mamma-"Since Susie ic-
'Ned YOU in to share her birthday cake
asst Saturday. Won may ask her in to-
morrow and III make you a cake" Elsie
Oh. won't yon make some candy in
s-eadf' Mamma-"W ouid you rather
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

But you viii thunder down the ages
the admiring constituent cried.
The Great Politician looked at him per-
pleXedly.
Sometimes ! imagine l arr going To
thunder" he said-Smart Set.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

The general worthlessness of advice is
exhibited in the fact that the average
nan would rather give it than take it
Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Mrs. AustIn's Famous Pan Cake Flour will
please you. Made by the Russ Company,
South Bend Ind.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
Ea'KlNLEY MEMORIAL SONG

The only and original memorial song and poem
sample Zoe, for 25cl written by one u the lata
Presidents comrades In arms. Everybody wants
It. Two copies 2Ac. Six for 50c,j y. }.
PAINTER, Sole Agent, Alice. Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Among the active aldermen in the
Chicago city council are two blind men.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
A DIFFICULTY.

The Millionaire is puzzled now,
He cannot hang. YOU see.
\ railway system ON the bough
OF one small Christmas tree.
Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

--One-third of the street cars Of Paris
are moved by horses.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Involved Logic.-''It isn't long now I'M
til Christmas commented the Optimistic
Person. If it was as long until Christ
mas as I'll be short after Christmas
it would be ten years away" remarked
the Passionate Observation-Disclosures
American
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Now that Lord Kitchener has located
Gen. Dewet. the British public is pre-
paring itself for the worst.-Altanta
Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Tanning the Flame-He-''Do yon
think your love for me will last as long
as this engagement. ring?' Il don't
know. but if you notice it dying ont you
can present me with another. Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Encouraging. He-"My train goes in
fifteen minutes. Can you not give me
one ray of hope before 1 leave you for
everT' She-"Er-that clock is half an
hour fast. Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Final.-'Does he love herr Love
her! Why, he has played whist with her
and still is anxious to marry her.
Town and Country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

But you Will thunder down the ages
the admiring constituent cried.
The Great Politician looked al him per-
plexedly.
Sometimes ! imagine l arr going to
thunder he said.-Smart Set
Curious Daughtey-"WIn you get wings
when you go 10 hesven:" asked little FL
sic of her father, who is baldheaded
Yes, dear he replied And will they
put feathers on your head TOO, papa:"
she persisted.-Ohio State Journal.
DO You mean TO say that Erastus
Pinkley sells his vo;e?"
No" answered Jim Collifower; Il
wouldn't say dat RaStus sells his vote
But he's willin' 10 hire it out caSiOnally
to select parties. w ashington Star.
INITIATING THE BIG 'UNS.
An insect that stung like bee.
Said in tones that were lacking in glee,
My name, which is Nat,
Sounds SO utterly fat,
That | spell it for style with G.
Nathan VI. Levy in Smart Set
Involved Logic.-"It isn't long now UNI
til Christmas commented the Optimistic
Person. If it was as long until Christ
mas as III be short after Christmas
it would be ten years away remarked
the Passionate Observation-Disclosures
American.
Scandal Spoiled.-"Did you hear that
Mrs. Uppstreet was separated from her
husband!" Mercy. no, Tell me about
it, We'll, they were down town shop
ping together yesterday, and they got
separated in the crowd. Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Think you, my dear Mr.. Professor.
that | will enough learn that | may in
six months before the public sing?"
"Ah. no, my dear miss. l cannot so
much hope. But then YOU will perhaps
enough know that you will do it not try"
Indianapolis News.
Recently public school teacher wrote
the sentence Them boys are sliding
down hill" and requested someone in the
school to correct and why" One bright
youngster held up his hand. and. on be
ing asked, said: "Correeti0n-ThOse
boys are sliding down hill Why-Be-
cause they can't slide up.''-Tit- Bits
A BIG QUESTION.
What l want for Chris mus?"
Dead silence for a minute:
Hes thinking Of the world said.
And all the good things in it,
But soon his eyes We're lifted
His rOsk checks aglow:
IN have to take week from school,,
He said, ITO let YOU know!"
Atlanta Constitution.
Mr.. Gotham Visiting the Isolates of
L0nelyville)-'I should think that you
would be annoyed by the constant bark
in@ of dogs and believing of cows out
here"
Isolate (complacently)-"O no. Our
ears are so affected by the Quinine we
take that we don't notice them in the
lea ST - Rrnnklrn En,rln
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Scandal Spoiled.-"Did you hear that
Mrs. Uppstreet was separated from her
husband?' Mercy. no! Tell me about
it," We'll, they were down town shop
ping together yesterday. and they got
separated in the crowd. Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Tigg "Bigg's automobile was hopeless
~ wrecked this morning"
Migg-'That so? Hit locomotive?"
Tiggs--"NO. Ran into a football team. .
Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Somewhat Like One.-"Did YOU notice
how she jabbered away when she sat
there between those two men 2" Good
ness, yes! 1t made me think of a
tongue sandwich. "-Philadelphia Even
ing Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Teacher-The new rule is that you are
TO be careful to speak with silence in
passing up and down stairs. a German
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Otway died of starvation: Chatterton.
starving, committed suicide: Goldsmith
couldn't pay milk bill, and here are the
Georgia authors fat. friendly and cele-
hrating a hog- killing.-Atlanta Constitu-
tom
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28
A BIC QUESTION

What / want for Chris mus"
Dead silence for a minute:
Hes thinking of the world" we said
And all the good things in it,''
But soon his eyes were lifted
His r0sk checks aglow:
I'm have to take Il week from school,
He said, ITO let YOU know!'
Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

School Board Inspector is it
that sits idly by doing nothing while
everybody else is working?'
Bobhy-"The eacher.-Glasgow Eve
ming Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Think you, my dear Mr. Professor,
that l will enough learn that l may in
six months before the public sing?"
All. no, my dear miss. l cannot SO
much hope. But then you will perhaps
enough know that you will do it not try.
indianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

One Token Barred. -''Dearie. what do
yon want me to give you for Christmas p
wen, precious, I've got eleven framed
of you now Detroit Free
Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-28

Recently a public school teacher wrote
the sentence, Them boys are sliding
down HILL and requested someone in the
school to correct and why" One bright
youngster held up his hand, and. on be
ing asked, said: "Correeton-Tho
boys are sliding down hill. Why-Be-
cause they can't slide up.'-Tit-B Bits