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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
BRAIN.FOOD NONSENSE.

Another ridiculous food fad has
been branded oy the most COM
petent suthorities, They have dis,
PEELED the silly notion that one kind
OF food is needed for brain. another
for muscles and still another for
bones. A correct diet will not only
nourish Q particular part OF the
body, but it will sustain every other
part. Yet. however good your food
may be, its nutriment Is DESTROYED
by Indigestion or dyspepsia. YOU
must prepare for their appearance
or prevent their coming BY taking
regular doses Of Green's August
Flower, the favorite medicine OF the
healthy millions A few doses aids
Digestion. stimulates, 4he liver Ia
healthy action, purifies yhe blood,
and makes you feel buoyant and vi
gerous. You can get DR.. g, g.
Green's reliable remedies at the
Middleburg Drug Store. Get
Green's SPECIAL Almanac.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as
they cannot reach the seat OF the d!-
sease. Catarrh is q blood or consti
tutlonal disease, andin order to cure
it you mutt take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern.
ally. and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not q qusck medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years,
and is q regular PRESCRIPTION: It il
composed OF the best tonics known,
combined with the best blood puri-
fers. acting directly on the mucous
surfaces. The perfect omb,nation OF
the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful Results in cur,
ing Catarrh. Send ter testimonials
FL. CHENEY l. CO., Props.
Toledo, Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
dalls Family Pills are the best.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
SALE REGISTER

Notices OF sales wiz be inserted free under
this heading when the bills are printed at this
office. When the bills are not printed at this
Office 50 cents will be carged. Persons expect
ing to have sale should select n date and have
il inserted in this column.
FRIDAY, MARCH IA, lat miles west OF Adams
bury John A. Gearhart will sell horses, I
head cate, brood SOW, and farming i'm
plcmeuts.
TUESDAY, MARCU4 4. ~ miles south OF Port
1reverton, Mrs. Catherine A. Shrawder
will sell horses, head cattle and farm
ing implements.
WEDNESDAY, JAN. s, / mile west OF Middle
burg, II. a. Ranch will sell horses, 4
head OF cattle and aiming implements.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
Over 70 Years Of Age.

July 12, 1900 the Posi- published partial
list of citizens OF Snyder County who were 70
years of age and older. The list included the
districts of Adams, West Beaver, Middleburg,
Monroe, Spring and Union. Since then we
have received the names of those who have
reached or passed the three score and ten limit.
1t includes the districts of Beaver, Center, Chap
man, Middlecreek, Penn, Perry and West Perry.
To complete the county we need the names
from the districts of Franklin, jackson, Selins-
grove and Washington. If some one in the last
named districts will furnish the list, we will
gladly publish it, The list we have is as fol-
lows;
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19

At Is Cents
Joe the Chimpanze, Mandy's Quilt
ing Party, The Wonderful Cookie,
Bab0uscka.
AT 20 Cents
Bunyon's Pilgrims Progress, Swiss
Family Robinson, Alice's Adven-
lures in Wonderland, Anderson's
Fairy Tales.
At 80 Cents
A Child's Life of Christ, The Ad-
ventures of Robinson Crusoe, A
Child's Story of the Bible, Aesop's
Fables.
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They are 75c, Sl.2s, l.50. l.75. Rh8, 800. $50,
500 up to 7.50 q set. Read the following list
and you will and many suggestions for Holi-
day Gifts, and some sure to suit you. No other
warehouse Is so filled with appreciStive and st.
tractive gifts for SO little money or much. just
as you care to purchase Ladies' Near or Elec-
trio Seal CoaM Ladies' and Misses Three Quar-
ter, Automobile and Raglan Coats, 4 very large
long and short Coats Infants long and short
Dresses. Shawls, Scapes, and borpees, Beautiful
silk and flannel Waists Handsome silk Petit
coats for dressy wear; q fine new.line Of Satcen
Petticoats for general wear. ,I
You will not find more stylish ine OF Coat
Suits outside OF the large cities,
Eiderdown Dressing sscks, Dress Patterns and
Trimmings, Styles and good wearing Fura, Mer.
ino and Wool Underwear. Knit Skirts, White
Aprons, Overgaiters, Lcggins, CIT Gloves, kid
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STOP WORKING
- FOR OTHERS

You'll never got ahead to that way.
Get out of the rut. A small truck
farm. on easy terms-S10 down AID
81 month-will make you indepen.
dent.
!" The Prudential Colony Of Virginia B.
offer advantages that cannot be sc
cured in any other locality. A pro-
gressive community composed Of
nor bern people, L Gated in a de.
Ishttul climate, within easy reach
Of the largest markets in the world.
Good hunting; fish and oysters in
abundance. Write for pamphlet.
Address, THE PRUDENTIAL
COLONY OF VIRGINIA. 105 East
4lth St., New York, N. Y.
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First Nantional Bank Election Notice.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the First National Bank of
Middleburgh fol the ensuing year will
be held in the banking house the third
Tuesday of January, being January q,
1902, between the hours of 10 a. NJ
and IL M.
j. N. THOMPSON, Cashier.
Middleburg, Pa, Dec. 10, 1901.
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7 He BEE HIVE
Grand Opening of Holiday Goods
,. December IL and IL.

We Will use the two big store in the Harrison Building for
MONSTER DISPLAY of HOLIDAY GOODS, the biggest in town.
and Offering the best values The will be ANNEX
and will be filled with holiday goods only The room proper
will be used for both staple and holiday goods So location
be able to find things easily We make buying
only profitable but comfortable.
Books! Books Books!
Many and popular books prices within of ALL Good
paper, attractive bindings, clear type.
Books fo1. Children
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l.cOr 'c.

Johnny Jones We" ~ -
Willie EareT--\rt N.
johnny Jones. ''' ~ -
Willie E,re,n.-,.; .t;...'. ..-.'r.o t..
Eagle.
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Highwayman-Permit me to rob You
OF your valuable time!
Humorist-Very good joke! But
take tho old thing, by all means! 1t
only cost me a dollar, and I can sell
the Joke for at least three dollars to
some one of the comic papers!-Der
Dorfbarbier.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
Arizona tor Wealth. =.

Observation-Disclosures man wit h
$1,000 cash to take one-third interest in
two splendid gold and copper mining
properties located in one of the best
mining districts ! n Arizona. Fine
showing in sight. Big money maker.
No risk. Will stand rigid investiga-
ton. Time short. Address "Mining
Group" P. o. Box 23O, Prescott, Ari-
Zona. 12-19-5t.
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Name. Dsse q Dassh. Age
Jesse Shambach, Aug. 80, 1922, rs
Mrs. Catherine Walter, 1928, II
John S. Long, May q, 1928, ~
Mrs. Catherine Jordan, 1926, Il
Mrs. Jesse shambach April 10, 1925, z;
Mrs. Ann Bishop, 1925, 7;
Mrs. Elizabeth Mitchell, Sept. %, 1925, Y
Mrs. Nancy Grubb, April 26, 1925, =
Mrs. Elizabeth Koons, Dec. 8, 1927, Z:
Mrs. John S. Long, Jan. 81, 1927, Z;
Uriah Berger, Nov. 2, 1926, Z;
Mrs. Uriah Berger, June 20, 1927, z;
Rev. Simon Aurand, Dec 26, 1927, 7;
Mrs. Simon Aurand, Nov. Is, 1927, z;
George Mitchell, Dec. l, 1928, 7:
Mrs. Elizabeth Loss Feb IL, 1929, 4
Mrs. John Grubb, May 81, 1929, 7.
Mrs. Hopnai Sampsell, Feb. 26, 1929, II
Mrs. John Mohn, Mar. IL, 1929, 7,
Mrs. George Mitchell, Dec. 81, 1929, q
CHAPMAN TOWNSHIP, tsD = .''''.
Reported by D. G. Garmnn.
Simon HiIe, Nov 2, 1916, s.
Mrs Catharine Suffel, Oct. Is. 1918, 81
Jonathan Stroud, May 8, 1921, 7!
Daniel Bahner, Jan. 10, 1921, 7t
Mrs. Mary Gelnett, Dec i9, 1922, 7,
John A. Meyer, Jan. 16, 1928, Il
Thomas Hays, Jan. 10, 1923, 7,
Solomon Ebright, Dec 10, 1923, 7,
Jacob Noll, Nov. 16, 1924, u
Benjamin Meyer, June Is, 1924, Y
Mrs. Mary Kerstetter, May s. 1925, Il
Benz Seasholtz, 1925, 7!
Mrs. Mary F. Herrold, Nov. 26, 1925, 7!
Mrs. Annie c. Rine, Dec. 9, 1924, 7!
Samuel w. Herrold, Dec. 7, 1926, T.
Joseph Kerstelter, Feb. l6, 1926, T.
John b. Rine, Aug. 8, 1927, I
Mrs. Mary Swartz, May 5, 1927, Z
Mrs. Annie Brown, Oct. 13, 1927, 7
Mrs. Catherine KerstetterOct. 1927, Z
Mrs. Margaret Weiser, Sept. 13, 1927, 7
William Hockenbrach, Jan. II, 1928, Z
Mrs. Catherine Rohrer, March 5, 1928,
Mrs. Sallie Leffler, Aug 7, 1929, Z
J. B. Hall, Sept. %, 1929,
Mrs. Susan Meyer, Feb. IL, 1880, Z
Mrs. Mary Lenig, 1880, Z
Edward Roush, Jan. l, 1880,
Mrs. Catharine Delhi, Dec. 8, 1929, .m Z
Mrs. Catharine Shafer, Mar. 1880, 7
Abs. Meyer, .., Mar. 1880,
MIDDLEcREEK Township. Q5 "
Reported by N. p Hummel
Jacob Lawer, June IL, 1912,
Rachel Dunkleberger, Aug. IL, 1912,
Charles Keck, Oct. .26, 1914,
George Roush, Nov. 1921, 7
Ants Ulrich, March IL, 1924, 7
Joel Bilger, Oct 13, 1925,
Lewis Krouse Jan. "a, 1925, 7
Sol Hummel, Sept. %, 1926,
Andrew Hummel, Nov. 10, 1929, 7
Henry Hottenstein, April rs, 1929, Z
Susan Sauer, March 7, 1929, !
Samuel Rumbach, May Is, 1880,
Frederick Reich 1880, :
Eli Keeler,
Franklin Row, Feb. %, 1882, {
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FARMS -sol@b -r3R s1.Lt; shLE-JG09o =; s1S,t
You can get II now ut almost your own
price.
What size place and how much do
you want to pay, ETC..
Address, STILES 4 COLEMAN,
12.5-5t. Mountain View, Mo.
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TO CURE COLD INoNE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II it
fails to cure. f. w. Groves signature
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19
Pictures, Pictures

F1Ct11re9, F1Ct11re9
Can think of anything nicer give friend than beautiful pic
ure aseuy framed You can't really 20 am when you select pic
lures for Christmas presents We have marked many pictures below
guar prices Come and make early choice The prices like
these: 25c S5c 5o 75c $OO s125 $5O $5 $780, $500 up
Ito $500
Ch11dre11'9 F'11rs
We having speciality Of Chdens Fus this Handsome
and stylish sets in Emne Chinchla Lamb ADgoa Nat Opposm,
Grey Krimmer, White hare and Mink.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-12-19

Collars, Stocks, Jabots. Mousseline RufIs,
Handkerchief, Fans. Hosiery, Ribbons, faces,
Knitted slippers, Slipper Soles, Shetland
shawls, Toqves, Towels Napkins. Table Linen.
Telescopes. Suit Cnses. Grips, Umbrellas,
Jewelry Silver Novelties, Soaps. Perfumes,
Hassocks Table covers. Portiers, Lace Cur.
tains, Bed Spreads. Blant ets.
Toys, Toys, Toys
Old Santa Claus has taken up his abode in
the Annex and Is we'll pleased with his head.
quarters He's jolly as ever, just the same old
Santa Claus. -
Toys, Books. Games. Dolls, Dolls Furniture
and Tree Ornaments. We eytend royal
Christmas welcome to oil, from the wee tot TO
Dec. II. General Opening. Dec. ~.
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PENN TOWNSHIP, (32)

PENN TOWNSHIP, (32)
Reported by W. d. Jarrett
Na.. Date oi B,r,h. Ago
Conrad Fetter .'..-r r S8
Mrs. Samuel OFT, Oct. IL, 1921, S3
J. G. Urich, March 13, 1918, 81
Mrs. Samuel Fisher, Jan. %, 1918, S2
Daniel Ott May p, 1920. 80
Solomon Knouse, Oct, 80, 1919, 80
Mrs. Mollie Fetter, Dec. 8, 1920, 80
Mrs. Daniel Brouse, March II, 1922, IS
Peter Krouse, Jan. 81. 1922, IS
Joseph Fisher, May %, 1922, IS
David ,Whitmer, Oct. IL, 1921, 7S
David W. Ddnbaugh, Nov l9, 1921, IS
Mrs. Charles Hoover, Feb 4, 1928, II
Mrs. Daniel OF, 76
James Jarret, Nov. 81, 1924, 76
Joel Luck, April 25, 1924, 76
John Stetler, g. April 5, 1925, Is
W. y. Holmes, Oct. II, 1925, IA
Mrs. Henry Kreider, Sert II, 1926, "a
Adam J. Fisher , April Z, 1926, "a
Elizabeth Shrader, June 6, 1927, 73
Hiram P. Smith, Aug. 20, 1927, 73
Harrison S. Bower, Aug. 2l, 1927, 70
Mrs. Adam J. Fisher, Oct. Is, 1929, 70
Mrs. Michael Minch April 6, 1928, 70
Mannasses Fetter Jan. IA, 1928, 70
Simon Herman, Oct. Is, 1929, II
Henry kreider, Sept 10, 1929, II
Enos Klingler, Dec II, 1929, II
Mrs. George G. Romig, Aug. II, 1929, II
Alfred Wareham, April %, 1880, 70
Jeremiah Krotzer, 6S
Mrs. Anna Fisher,
PERRY TOWNSHIP, (27)
Reported by W. r Gordon
Mary Fisher, May %, 1912, SO
Jacob Lands, Jan. 24, 1916. IS
Susanna Reichenbach, June 26, 1915, 81
David Seller, July 4,lS16, st
Jacob F. Reichenbach Nov. 10, 1915, S5
Lydia Kepler, Dec. 7, 1917, S4
Mary Seifred, Dec. 80, 1917, s4
Elizabeth Wepert, Nov. 16, 1918, 81
Philip Schnee, March 6, 1919, 81
John Meugel April 7, 1921, sc
Amos Shafer, May 6, 1921, s(
Catherine Seller, July 26, 1921, 81
CdiiutiH, 4>oN. iOAl, on
NBenjamin Yerger, March 81, 1924, 7,
4 lRichard Sanders Sept. 2, 1924, 7,
Joseph Shaffer, July l, 1925, u
Enoch Smith, Dec. 20, 1926, II
4 Andrew Kerstetter, April 8, 1927. z
Benjamin Troup, Sept. 18, 1927, 2
7 Catherine Mace, Nov. 16, 1927, Z
George Rehrer, Jan. %, 1928, 4
John Schnee, Jan. %, 1928, Z
Catherine Dunmoyer, Jan. Is, 1929, Z
I Andrew j. Beachel, April q, 1928, Z
Frederick Meiser, June %, 1929, Z
] Aaron Howell, JAM 10, 1890, 7
Mary Mengel, Sept. II, 1880, 7
WEST PERRY TOWNSHIP, (9
Reported by j. W. Garman.
Barbara Stroup, Nov. 8, 1912, s
Jacob Fisher 8
Henry Naugle, April %, lSl9 8
Hannah Marks, July II, 1920, 8
Catharine Nagle, Oct. 81, 1924, 7
Joseph Arbogast, Dec Is, 1924, 7
Abraham Winey, Nov. %, 1925, 7
Catherine Fisher, 7
| As. these names were collected in 1900, som
may have died since then.
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At % Cents
Books for Boys-Adventures Among
Indians, Afloat in the Forest, All
Aboard, Boy Hunters.
At Is Cents
A Brave Woman, Adam Bede, Am
erican Notes, Ardath.
Some of the Newest Books-The
Crisis, Kim, Richard Carvel, When
Knighthood was in Flower.
We have several hundred books
to select from, but have mentioned
only few titles and prices, that
you NAV be able to form an opinion
about them.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-08-04

Oh what delight 90 Sunday morn vhIse
church bells sweefsy rsnx
To bic zway To moentain n0oks uksre
birds and skeesefs sing
And dance the a. epcn the creeks
where speckfed beauties waIg
To rise. a. Jay It golden brick. and
grab the hoxua bait
The cooling mounsazn hreezes run
their nngers xhrozgh oar hAir
And kiss from corrugated hrows the
furrowed hnes q care
And scenic beauties feed our eyes on
grand. imposing food
a great. unequaled. royal spread Of
stream and rock and wood.
There in the holy Sabbath.s calm, far
from the city's ain.
Far from its immortality and soul
bssmirching sin
We speed the quiet hours away as in
elysian dream.
Our souls with pleasure dancing to
the music Of the stream.
And Inspiration fires the breast as
from preventive Jug
We quar- the stun We brought for
snakes. but use for bite Of bug
All day We whip the dashing stream.
swear mildly when our line
Becomes enfagnled in the boughs or
overhanging pine,
For swearing never is a sin when
there is no one near
To have their moral instincts shocked
and tangled out Of gear
We bring our speckled captures home
with triumphant grin.
And Z upon our Christian soul we feel
q faint Of sin.
Beside our bed We humbly kneel with
Penitential air
And think we square ourselves with
God by Offering q prayer.
by JAMES BARTON ADAMS.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-08-04
, o o 30 o 90 o o o 90 o.
!, In The Box Office.
Q o o

YDON'T like to kick: indeed | have
scarcely room enough to kick in
this stall the manager of the house
has allotted to me: but now and
then-only now and them get an
idea that it's pretty near my turn, and
then You hear a rafting. crashing
noise from the box Office. That's me.
That's the ticket seller registering an
official kick, and when you hear q
noise Of that kind don't come siding
MP to ask IL you can step In for mo-
ment because you used to drive the
atrical express wagon. One reason why
| abstain from kicking. even when
am goaded to frenzy is that ] see and
hear so much OF Il through the hole In
the wall which affords me view Of
the world at large They say that one
third Of your life is spent in bed II
that Is so then the other two-thirds OF
my life Is spent in listening to kicks,
arguirg with some kickers and jolly
Ing other kickers who come along to
take the place OF those have molli-
fiea.
But when my turn comes around
when things get to the point where
can hear them creakirg ana feel 1t in
ny bones that something is going to
snap In a couple Of minutes: when
they pile II on and heap Il up until
am bowed down 70 the earth-shen
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-08-04

4 xrore OF hazel. Garth II old 14ng-
lixh for . yard. -Htfhe- for . haven.
Garnet for q graaary. Shaw for
. small wood The common surname
Head Is really place nane, Head
being q frequent term for . promon-
tory or cape. as Beachy Head TIE
sunk Bee" a. In Ashbee. Holnbee
Is q survival Of the Danish By, =
habitaticu-
The name Dean 10 nos from the
church dsEnItary. but signifies q hol-
low o. dell. whence ve get Dean For
est and Arden Another word sttll In
common use in certain parts OF Eng
land for the same thing u bottom !"
Higginbostom thus means the dell
where the -hfcken- or mountain ash
aourished- Beckett Is little brook.
still called a beck in the North:
boys is the English corruption Of
-boss. 3 wood. Dome means q
down. Holt q grove and Hurst q
copse. Stead OF course. Is Q farm
house and its surroundings Lynne
Is a pool. Law once meant bin and
sHornerr corner. Townsend
would signify s4the towns end |"
Brock was the old term for a bad
ger-hence Broxburne and other ST.
mflar titles: while -gos,- as In Cos
ford and other examples. merely re-
ferred 10 q goose
Il Is needless to say that vast
majority of English surnames, among
which are to be numbered our very
commonest. are derived from trades
and caliings-Smith, and Baker, and
Turner. and Taylor and others past
enumerating. Here. too. we may
trace ancient words which have since
completely dropped out .Chaucer
and "Simor- are to us now perfect
~ meaningless. but long ago they
both signified a shoemaker. A PHI
Reader matched buildings with
writer of Latin for legal and such
like purposes.
An "Arkwright- was the maker Of
the great meal chests or "arks. !"
which were formerly essential pieces
of household furniture. Tucker" was
fuller, "Lorimer" q saddler. .Laun-
der or Lavender washerman,
Topper made tubs. @Jenner" was
a joiner. Barker" a tanner. Dexter
chairwoman, "Banister~ kept a
bath, Sanger" is but corruption of
singer or minstrel. "Bowcher'' Of
butcher. Miner of miller. Forster Of
forester. A Chapman was a mer
chant: the ancestors of the Colemans
and woodyers sold those indispensa-
BILE commodities in former genera
tons.
wagners were wagoners and Nay
lors made nails. A Kemp" was once
term for soldier: .vavassour"
held rank between a knight and a
baron. Certain old-fashioned Christ
ian names. or quaint corruptions OF
them. have given rise to patrony
mics which at first sight might appear
hard to interpret. Everyone is aware
that Austin is identical with Angus
tin. but the name Austice is not so
generally known to be but a shorten
Ing OF Anastasius. Ellis. too, was
originally derived from Elias. Hood.
in like manner is but q modern cor
ruption of the ancient Danish Odo.
Everett is not far removed from the
once not uncommon Christian name.
Everard: while even Stiggins can be
quite safely referred TO the Northern
"Stigand. London Standard.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-08-04
BILL NYE IN HOSPITAL.
His Sensations and Views as He Lay
Sick Abed.

His Sensations and Views as He Lay
Sick Abed.
have just been sent to the hospital
for twenty days. My physician did it.
He did it with an analysis. Anybody
who amounts to anything nowadays
gets analysed.
/ like it here very much.
Sunday, p. m.-An analysis today
shows more casts. fibrin, gelatin. and
some zinc and copper The chemist
also discovers that in 1883 fell from
an apple tree and tore my panties in
two places.
Monday, 4 p. m.-Temperatnre two
fifths of one degree above normal.
Pulse regular but sluggish Have got
all my business arranged, even to
terms for shipment home
Another chemical and microscopaI
analysis made yesterday of sputum.
shows traces of nicotine and other
poisons. Adieu, kind friends, I'm GO
ing home. A sweet young novice. who
is training for nurse. took my pulse
this q. m Took quite while to find
1t, but / did not murmur or repine
/ am trying to learn to love every
body. for to that bourne to which my
chemist says am going should car
~ with me no enmities, no animosi-
ties.
The life here at the hospital is de-
lightful, and while am fading away.
it is joy to have loving hands bath
ing my little FOOTE'S and manicuring
my knobby brow
Goodbye, wicked world. After De-
cember you win have to pay your
own taxes. SO the chemist says, for
traces of one lung, also floating ISL
and and ice cream. were found In
this last analysis. Do not mourn for
me. kind friends, and choke and sob
and make yourselves sick It viii
be vain. Just live as l have done,
so that you may come where am at.
Live upright lives and run the lawn
mower about every ten days over my
humble grave during the summer
That is all you can do. Weep not
In me you have lost man who can
never be replaced. but never mind
the world win have to drag on some
how I couldn't be here all the time.
Anybody with particle of sense must
have seen that L couldn't live forever.
p. S-While penning the above
words messenger boy has come
swiftly in with q note from the
chemist He says in his note: I'VE
regret that an error was made in
your case by our assistant. who. in
the rush of business here at the
college, has got your analysis some
what confused with that OF the just
" celebrated race horse. Nancy
Hanks. We unfortunately got the
sputa mixed On going over your
case again We find that whereas.
there are signs of gianders in the
Hanks analysis. you are. as matter
OF fact, almost too healthy.
So today Il leave my kind little
nurses in their neat attire Goodbye.
girls, I'm going home where they
know me. No one there will count
my fevered pulse IN the still watches
Of the night No one there win pu4
nice hot water bag. that feels like
a Mexican hairless dog. 1t my feet
Seriously, what blessing It Is.
when ne are weary Of work and the
gastric functions so on sympathetic
strike and the solar plexus goes away
and sits down on stone pile to
weep over the aftaation. that one
can 90 to one Of these cosy corners
out Of the current Of uhoop and hur-
rah. and eat raw steak and be sort OF
made much of.-Exchange-
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