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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Looking Without Seeing.

Perhaps you are an exception to the
rule, but if you are not you have prob
ably on many occasions, just after look
ing at your watch, been forced to ac-
knowledge to friend who asked Won
the time that you did not know what if
was. Yet you undoubtedly took your
timepiece out Of your pocket, looked at
it's face and carefully replaced it in
your pocket, showing logical Sc
Quence of thought and a well defined
object, which did not, however, result
in leaving a sufficiently distinct i'm
preston on your mind to satisfy your
friends curiosity as to the hour of the
day. The motion was not an inyolun-
tary one, like that of the boy who can
not too often admire his first chronom-
eter, nor yet habitual, for few persons
are merely in the habit of taking out
their watches. One does so only for a
specific purpose.
Now, how may this seeming contra
diction be accounted for? Perhaps the
reason is that not once in ten times
does a man look at his watch to see
what the actual time is, but rather to
learn whether he still has time to ac-
complish some purpose. He may want
to keep an appointment at a certain
time or to be sure not to miss a boat
or train. When he takes out his watch.
therefore, he instinctively looks for
the hands in the position called for by
that particular moment, and when he
sees that they have not yet reached
that point he returns the watch to it's
resting place, with his mind relieved.
The actual position of the hands real
ly plays no part at all in the opera
ton, and SO when the time is asked Of
him he is unable to reply. In other
words, he accomplishes the paradoxical
feat of intently looking at thing with
out really seeing it,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Fulton.

Mr. VIM Saxby moved to GAINESVILLE on
Monday.
The Easter offering made at the
church last Sunday was over $40.
Anna Netland entertained friends
from out of town over Sunday.
Mr. Reynolds of Indian Ford has NOV
ed his family into the house vacated by
Mr. VIM Saxby.
The services of the church on Sunday
were very unique and inspiring. The
work of the choir was very commendable.
One of the best, if not the best. num-
Der of the Fulton lecture course is yet to
come. 1t will be lecture by Hervey
Smith MCGOWAN, May,25
Mrs Hoyt of Muscoda who has spent
a few weeks with her friends Miss Mel
lie Bentley and Miss Barber returned
home on Monday of this week.
The Sixtieth Beloit Ministerial con-
vention will be held at the Congrega-
tional church of Edgerton May 81 and
%. 1t is hoped that many from here
can attend.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Albion.

Mr. Halle Laid of Milton visited with
Mr. and Mrs jeffrey over Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs Slater of Bonhomie, S. ID,
are visiting with their brothers, Ezra
and Will Bussey.
Mrs G. D Thayer and children expect
to start for Hamilton, N. Y, on Wednes-
day next to spend the summer with
relatives.
Miss Libbie Beeman who has been Wis
iting her sister Mrs Collins for some time
returned to her home in Nebraska on
Wednesday.
Henry Taylor stepped on a rusty nail
Saturday giving him painful wound.
Under the doctors care however, no
serious results are expected.
Lovers of music will have grand
treat next Monday evening when Prof.
Frederick Spencer will give violin re-
cital and concert in the Albion Academy
Chapel. Admission 25 cents.
Statement of the Albion Farmers Co
operative Creamery Co for March is as
follows: No. lbs milk received SOL ,O48;
No. lbs of butter made 24l634; Amount
money received $4,000; Cost per Id to
make .01756; Average oil test 1926; Ac-
tual yield of butter 1872; Average price
of butter .215c; Average price of milk
95c; Price of 4 per cent milk SOC; Total
expense S424.30.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
StOughton.

Mr. and Mrs 0 E Terry who have
spent the last four months in Arizona,
California and other western states are
home.
Giles Dow will build residence this
summer on the lot which he has recent
ly purchased OF Manila street in For
toms addition.
A pair of healthy twins, boy and
girl each weighing about nine pounds,
arrived last Friday at the home of Mr.
and Mrs Peter Gran.
Oliver Lyon is critically i'll at the home
of his daughter, Mrs Ed Page, in Dun
kirk. A protracted seige of grippe is re-
ported to have resulted in lung trouble
Hans Halvorson, son of Antoine Hal
vorson, committed suicide at his home
on Wheeler Prairie Sunday afternoon
by shooting himself through the head.
Deceased was a single man % years of
age, and worked one of his fathers farms,
employing housekeeper and two hired
men. Sunday afternoon while all were
absent from home he went to the strip
ping room of the tobacco shed and shot
himself four times in the forehead. None
of the bullets passed through the frontal
bone but he was bleeding profusely.
From the stripping room he went to
shed, through which he passed and went
around a barn to second shed, where
he crawled under door, and in the CEN
ter of this shed he fired fifth shot
which pierced the brain and accom-
plished the desired purpose. He was
found at about $50 o'clock in the eve
ming by two brothers, who had tracked
him from the stripping room by the trail
of blood. He was an honest, industrious
and temperate young man and no cause
can be assigned for the rash act. Dis
appointment in love affair is thought
to be the cause by some but is contra
dicted by others. His father is well-to-
do and he had much to live for The
case is sad one and great mystery.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
A Whist Story.

When Lord Thanet was imprisoned
in the Tower of London for the O'Con-
nor riot, three of his friends, the Duke
Of Bedford, the Duke Of Laval and
Captain Smith, were admitted to play
whist with him and remain till the
lock up hour of II. Early in the sit
ting Captain Smith fell back in a fit
IF apoplexy, and one Of the party rose
call for help. 'Stop! cried another.
'We shall be turned out if you make
a noise. Let our friend alone until IL.
We can play dummy, and he'll be none
he worse, for I can read death in his
face"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
An Easy Matter.

''The reason some men DON'T get
along happily" said Mr.. Meekton, sis
that they don't know how to manage
wife,"
''You know this?" was the skeptical
query.
Certainly. 1t is the simplest thing
in the world. All you have to do is to
say yes whenever she wants any,
thing and always let her have her own
way."eWashington Star.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10

John CO'Connor of Albion has been
the guest of friends here a part of this
week.
Hon Thos l. Martin of Wilton, this
state, arrived here from California Tues
day and was guest at John Lormer's.
Miss Angie Langworthy has been en-
gagged to teach the First Primary de-
partment in the high school the coming
year. Miss Bertha Stephens who now
holds the position will teach in the Ed
gerton high school next year.
The board of supervisors have made
the following appointments: Board of
Health-C Ell Osborn, Pres; L A Rich
ardson, Sec.; F G Bennewies, Physician.
Weed Commissioner-Silas S Thomas;
Special Police-David McCulloch.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Short Horns and Oxford Downs
At Auction.

We sell at public auction on our farm in the
town of Fulton, Rock county, Wis, at 10 a. M,
sale is completed, 100 head of high grade Short
Horns, consisting of 20 COWS, all fresh or
springers, 10 Observation-Disclosures, with calf
40 yearling heifers; 20 heifer calves, averaging
six months old; 2yearling bulls; s bull calves,
three to nine months old. The grades are in
fact purely bred but not eligible to record. All
the young stock sired ed by Coronado of Oakland
9Th and Excellence 269, from extra large COWS.
bred on milking lines.
Also IS Oxford Down rams one and two
year-Old sired by imp. Twilight.
c., M. & ST. P. R'y to Edgerton, Az miles
from farm c., M. & ST. P, RI and G. & NV.
Ry to GAINESVILLE, nine miles from farm.
ROCK RIVER STOCK FARM.
Fethers & Jeffris, Owners. GAINESVILLE, Wis.
22W3
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10

Ali kinds of vegetable and flower
plants will be ready by May 1st at Carl
Miller's green house one mile south of
Edgerton. 20w4
We have for sale Is desirable lots in
the city of Edgerton at prices ranging
from $50 to $3.50; several pieces of land
5 to 10 acres each at very reasonable
terms. Also % farms of various sizes.
Prices and terms to suit the buyers.
SWEENEY & BIEDERMAN.
L W. Harper whiskey awarded gold
medal at Cotton Exposition, New Orle-
ans, 'S5. Gold medal at Worlds Colum-
bian Exposition, Chicago, '93. Gold
medal at Paris Exposition 1900 The
kind your grandfather used still leads
Absolutely pure. Sold by Jos. Pollard,
Edgerton, Wis.
The gunsmith shop is where you get
your work done first-class. Fishing
tackle and sporting goods, fine line.
Call and see for yourself. Also repair
ingof all kinds done. Cum bicycle locks,
sewing ma chine and umbrella and every
thing, that is worth repairing. Shear,
scissors, knives and lawn mowers sharp
ened. All work guaranteed. All kinds
of awnings furnished.
F.F. BURGY.
To THE DEAF.-A rich lady cured
of her deafness and noises in the head
by DR.. Nicholson's artificial ear drums,
gave $4,000 to his Institute so that deaf
people unable to procure the ear drums
may have them free. Address, The
Nicholson Institute, 78O Eighth Avenue,
New York.
The Cash Flour, Feed and Seed
store opposite Heddles Lumber Co.'S
Office, phone No. al, handles the famous
Wingold flour famous for it's bread pro-
ducing quality and quantity, first patent
flour, second patent -four, rye -four,
buckwheat -four, graham flour corn
meal, whole wheat, ground corn and oats
brand, midlings, corn meal, unground
ear shell and crack corn, wheat, oats,
baled hay always kept. Bulk seeds,
clover seed. medium and mammoth
timothy, corn, potatoes, peas, beans,
sweet corn, mango beets, turnips, cab
bage. pop corn carrot, squash, pumpkins
water and musk mellon, onion sets,
top onions, package seeds. Everything
spot cash prices as low as the lowest and
prompt delivery to any part of the city.
Respectfully yours,
GEO. LACKNER.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
His Recommendation.

Tom-Hello, Bill! l hear you have a
position with my friends, Skinner &
Co.?
Bill-Oh, yes; have position as col
1ector there.
Tom-That's first rate. Who recon-
mended you?
Bill-Oh, nobody. I told them that l
once collected an account from you,
and they instantly gave me the place.
London Fun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Career and Character of Abraham Lincoln

An address by Joseph Choate, EN-
bassador to Great Britain, on the career
and character of Abraham Lincoln-his
early life, his early struggles with the
world, his character as developed in the
later years of his life and his administra-
ton, which placed his name so high on
the worlds roll of honor and fame, has
been published by the Chicago, Milwau-
kee q st. Paul Railway and may be had
by sending six Co. cents in postage to F.
A. Miller, General Passenger Agent,
Chicago, Ill. 2Ow3
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10

Mrs. j. No matter what causes facial
eruptions. absolute cleanliness inside and
out is the only way to cure them. Rocky
Mountain Tea taken this month will
drive them away. 35c. Perry & Doty
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10

Into each life some ruins must fall,
Wise people don't sit down and bawl;
Only fools suicide or take to flight,
Smart people take Rocky Mountain
Tea at night. Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
To Be Remembered

Do not forget that Morgan D. Wise,
the specialist, is at Chas. Hitchcock s
every Monday for the purpose of ex-
aiming the eye and fitting glasses.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-05-10
Cambridge.

About all the neighbors of Henry
Smell have during the past week lent
him helping hand, assisting him in his
spring work which was unavoidly delay
ed on account of the sickness and death
of his son.
Mr. and Mrs Ole Wigdale of Ft Atkin-
son were in our village Thursday calling
on old friends and looking after some
contemplated improvements to be made
about the Wigdale block.
The first game of base ball of this sea-
son was played last Saturday afternoon,
by the Lake Mills and Cambridge high
schools and resulted in victory for the
home team by score of Is to s.
A party of surveyors came out from
Milwaukee last Wednesday evening, and
commenced a survey of the railroad from
this place down to Rockdale a distance
of 219 miles. From all the information
we are able to gain at this time, it looks
very much as if the line would be ex-
tended. The great glass sand which lies
in unlimited quantities down there is no
doubt quite stimulant to the owners of
the road to extend it. Rockdale people
are sanguine and hope to hear the toot
of the engine and see real train of cars
in their burg ere snow flies again.
Mothers of good Judgment and expert
ence give their little ones Rocky Noun
tain Tea this month, keeps them WE'LL
35c. Made by Madison Medicine Co.
Perry &c Doty.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24

even writers wn<se snital csess Rave tsfee
sales get bigger royalties In proportion a.
their books succeed. A writer who starts
In on tho 10 per cent. basis will get 10 per
cent. say. II his book reaches the $1,000 mark
and ~ per cent. when 1t passes that marx
Only one book. Of course. out OF a great
many gets into figures like these. Yet there
are many novelist- Of note whose books
year in and year out, achieve sales oil only
5000 or 10, 100. on the average. and who make
fine livelihood. out Of the royalties. old ana
new.
SO. | say. let the hashful writing folks, or
those who share 1.-The general misappre-
hension rs to the inaccessibllity Of publishers.
come ON with their musings. In taking a
chance they may win. but they cant do any
worse than lose
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24
con MINING ~ TOM.



tEer'Nd'r' on me I'M" 'i NE Trains 'hst
come into New York ,u,l plokcr- hour st.
Glad ,f ,ra ,,gr,, IL, rl,ar mel for bon,e
cav 90
Vs." " ""'''. S"'," !" WIZ
,t. ,,.L d, mill h,rg
" D." " "
ihth' or '"'n'T ave :" cents u udF'
aid q blight-iIlCd CuloTrd woman VINO car
Rod on her arm, a briwn,l bucket OF ,oal.
-, - Il ,,. - =,
"ii'h 80" hhd i''N'n nom inc an yarc at
o.b orr. carry nm , l,od of .trn morning and
- ann ,J.aa. - trn Snai
evening. great many pieces "l VI" 'oai
have never burned a. all and make a -plendit
Nrr There are women mn there ri,Eing each
NV
Wherever tl"rs h. q depot Tor supplying
tire rain oulue- with tuei. stray piaces
~ hi. No., 49, 80.
''' N''PN =" ''"'' 49," :. u.
.'r'ei u'fow, And, consequently, under each
e. these pro.iul- .%,atior, there are scav-
,-. ,r,t,,. br tf. yrf,, q, ,Ircr,,-.
VIM" '''"''~ Wv ' ''" W '"
SIAN
How many e.! Vol Children are tLere9'
80 H.,i, u,rl.,, lad 81, nl,J
Wv W ''"' '"' ~ "' ~ 49,
harro" In mana "dN 'pmin'hd'nE 49, AIDES
dn-tafnp in a Oal-mIuinC expedition above
a-o,r5
Nine. he dh'"'''d r'"''I'N
And how old arc YOU
a., g, ,,d ,horc,. r, dido, Tho r,s, "a
lid y az J,i nod '"N,,inr doc ali bsr
- "ni,LN al 80 80 r"nI,,' ~.
5t,lS W., ~ :" "mr ''Ns '0''
y" ,rI y,lr vjonlhYrroV," l. Ua< n hat
,orrd =, Eli, or .nar' ingIy old in IA" rrr,i'e '''
" ,lrr,u ~, ,be ,,,r H. ,be sb,r
Ill ,.r .,.l ~ ,g.l No. .,.,r, d,, ar -,
g., f.r H. I.,,r n,r. .lorry there. , GOOD
~" ',,1 A., I'D ,ir,, r,'oeJ,I
VIZ ~, 81, 90 ~ 4, d, nor Mn a,.v IS aid
~ - ,hr v,. Iiygirg ar coal In a doom
hhmmli"vv' Under the track Of he elevated rai'-
un'' " 'r"", H., ,I," r,,5rrd 49,, ~.
! 'hlu, ~, ii, ~. .~YaJa ,run,, ~. bardto
! '-,I,r 10. b., .,,r, a,d lnnked ro,anre-
~ ''u,' 80 c,,iI' Imp"
".u..,r o. f,ILs ,,,,,1 l.ara ,ots thai, g,o,
F ~ - Ana hon wSar. real mari sole
- - '..ra ma r,,Lcs 80
,,tI,, an ir' Iu
''Naa a. IL, was "a gro',n NJ these real smart.
riclsr. H., tact lie denn hollow was alivs
III ..r,,i,', pg,rn. ssorrhing for treasure
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24
M PEDDIES MORPBTNF.
A New Industry That Prosper1 Among Ooro
Virnds In the Icudcrloin.

Long ago the r~u~tlnG li" Of the Tender
,om shortened thr current designation 81
the hghitual wo~rphin".tak"r from d"r"
fond To- ulmn dope In ~" prooc-- Of uu'1-
iion tho Term dope shop came 20 signify moro
oft,n tho resort Of dope than "a place for
the -alr and pur'hd-" 81 DOPE
The dop. shops are A. we'll Known a. any
other cla., 81 dives. ami Tx" VARIOUS other
,Ia.-.. have their regular ~iolloNlug~. Out
Of this condition hl- come lately u peculiar
nroIICt Of this curious district. ~ 4. moth
lny less than y victim Of the drug who has
turned the necessities and Hppctitcs of his
miserable fellows into n means Of livelihood.
40 4. n dope % dopc~, who could not work
10 ne would and perhaps would not II he could.
JJa j. not old, hut the mortgages on time
which lee has gwen 80 spend. lat" under the
sndlCtiye reckoning az hi only chdrmcr are
rcrorIcN on h'- ian".
oIr IN n. pftrruonn and r'ghi after night
H.. ru,uu!cr- IA the dl~lrI,t hatnled ~ iI"
,p,u trn women VIVA are morphine NI,-
tir- IIo carries IN his pnck"t a rusty syringc.
pnd "A supply Of dope. anu lie goes among
tb. nervous wrecks and sells them what thoy
crave ~ a dime a lah.
Ito KNOWS where 20 hnd them. and they
bsv., rnme now 10 know where aud when to
ioor for hun Tney call han N" doue doc
Roth women and men ate his patrons. and
they APPEAR to have welcomed lu- advent.
and tur I.nd.rluiu adds 10 IN" number of
~ produG~ tho sgeyc~sIai rr.yii'Ioua ~
southland
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24

7 rom INC i'N.'F i'''
The Burlington Denver sp'" a. an" 70
arrive In Denver at J." last evening was
helatcd A. the result Of the terrific wind bow
,u. on the plnin-. and reached the union DEPOT
-t,u, d o.,Io,k iAi- morn. ny after the ,po-t
.,c.tunt. u1.-apr %, INV train tht- winter.
1pr'.a engines N.r" used 10 bringing the traln
NOR The last division from Nci"ok To- Denver
,.,,J t,r,, and ~" I'm" sppd was driven INTO
,h.. ROARING. of the locomotives despite any
rr,teriiuu with waste and oil: - that .hs
,y go. or,a,luurd bv hot boxes chicfy.
uhU. ,lonc with other diniculues one oiths
engine hrose down. and another Was sens
ou' from Stsrlin. To- bring the ram i~htouSi.
IA, from the sand~torm. the wind Wa -
,,rorr that H. was imnos.ihlc Tor trains on ths
n,oirin line. 20 run on schedule time
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24

-. - IA 1t .L.r - rHtt.a
gone to dc li-yi-. ana az dtt e%'l . Ius'
pgLtl.kI'i " u', liz! A.! J,....J in IIa1
IKE tA'Nl' tn .w,IIr.t Ltn' of a graft r.
and widdI". II ne '"'"''' h' " d -'"'
dc ptihuuil"r
We'll. H"nsr "ah', 20 ~ m " ,"H I'D a. or
Xix" w"t ] ~" d'-'ftncu' ,ui ,"A ,'" ".' " +"
80 = not 10 7'aI' nt'' "'" ." 100 d,t ,oI
make .tGE INV Eu"I' "a .,r -rn lnn. mn
can't 'aiH y'fS a p%'T r,a I' s.rnr.t and trun hE'r
Nol'r "aht- w gu ,,,,, ,rnrrt
de hungry, -il'I io"., +, -,,,,,.l. n
a. de- graft. you~c II he ani' =" S,yt''r,
NJ, y,n ". Us taUIn' her dat you haven't
seen d" color ol z P"IN '"'P ! NV -
or sonnet M ilhf udl GA ,,,rt. ,Iu,y.
Now' d" lunlfS ~" .u,r"r'', - Cansi,-
too-hunal bout de risit klnd i" WINNIE!
da mqt"-, EN- ir' " nrt Wat vou.e hgcer,
on IN hracin' EN- o.su, and ,,,o.
iui N"t-' Noh'- ~ ", n,U,rs an yUu-,
1 j. tpckliu' % ~kolt.pT she pNrlty IL ni' 10 %
|, you~- Il c"iuI" vl '3lI's' a ri' 40 do II
orsth Er'hu'I HI' T., G,t. ir - tI-u
any way, " en- 1t 'oui'> 4, va oman and
! frrn vii der coin De, h.'r l1n ln4,n
d"n.af :. ..'poSc
But In the coui,r Z" q VA, v"".'ri dam
Kin ,pmr'lutn T,''1 IS one o. dem uu'y
| bout q nl'ilh az" >" ~, ~. a. ore. roI-
oil cra}-h,ta'u !" ISay,cJ her de -turyc-
rlit" ,ip"docR. and she .ppn- nae OIL over d"
tons Of her specs. aud -" ,hEH.., l,r.ryr
Dear lu" o. "a" n,an lad 50 much
a = b,,", mo,a!" = 7 dS ,t \; e"d Dat "' mskes me- a
star panuandl"r, cause ! IuJN AZ, ,orld
give d. lior' OF. suIS"n W rsrrsc,rr.
eat q IHckH~S stunned WI iIu1, r ro,kot.
"~h. begins de sesfth ! ip"St /" 'nn
book. and nlNry ple't ~ 49, h,r w,d a.
ha- III" got Zen sic 'u'"J, > ,rtsr Il.
bills. and al she GOV "l n.i ~ m a.. roii
one q. de ' h's1 Pm ~ I",m"E
and giluiL', de- s'ii''l'" ,,rry man. IL
lou7" loon M a liza and -he han Z.
youse j. hungry S"lT Su', ''|,u min d.
me de tive-spol ana ,en7 VA, a ',gTf 'honse
'hhdN S'"l' d,,,a on. ya-. Nou-e picks
and she'll gimme a am" IN, =, a. .k,t-
up enough once IN Il """' "''
TO max" u phN 49, ,.,h,rdlcr's lis
But lulcrtoshIru 'n' ,I',nr. L, The
encr. dldut YOU return ~
old LADY, l r,hhod IA. eyos
The ppuhaudlcr on Wa'ch iupm'u .F non
and looked nara ~ ul ,n"r wLi,h M. Wgs
he fell ht'k Oh 'l' p,nNm a., a.. saUdy-t
seated. aud r"h'u "Iinu 81 81 So nj I'm.
ia a >pa-n OF lmlth ~ ,iaa th,t no
wiud-up OF ms uhyoi,r"' IT, ~, haL ard then
had to I've raped nara oh '"'
he resumed ~ ,,uou. 10 craft s,iddy
u UanhanHl'r Mo, r,, Games "r,t II a
Zoos M uElu some iN''l AN'' -. It,l.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-02-24
UHtT J.,,,RFD THEN 80.
The Bean of Avenue 4 Tells About His First
Yachting Adventure.

SAY" IN. hcau ~ Avenue \ inqu ired Of
a friend IN" other night, * yOuse next 70
der cpst NJ ylcht-' We'll. .1y. pal, woi'S
der RIGHT pricc iur ON" uf dem upright poles
wot dcv tr der stil, ~ Nlst~, dat II
We'll. what ought d"v ter ~iicN yer fur ds
whole ~hootiu' match, inci""dln ulantin
eluln' IN, an til der trlmmin>' just fur a
boy, size boat. N'knoS Fifteen ter tIrtr
green's G'van' ON der dead We'll, Hav.
den der guy Not owned dat YACHT didn't
put u on ~ 20 heavy at dat We only had
ter cough NJ fur n seven spot. An We
fought we're ecttn' stuck All der way
from fifteen ter tirty green>. hey?"
When asked the cause OF biz sudden in
tare-t m Yachting matters the beau related
the l~olluNiug Thrilling tale or the sea
II wul ike d's Bug Buckley YOU know
Bug Buckley d. ice man comes ter me on"
day last week an says. Say say, he, 'dost
care fur tor ride upon der bosom ut der briny
drink wid me an inhale der fresh salt
hrenlcs of Mudd.r ocean,
Nut'iu dOin, sHys | Spud Mc1artvs
fresh sud- an hriny pT.tzel- : good enough
inhalin' fur me, s1yi !, tlukln nI der tlnle
dat h~ wuT UNI ar gran yo'y In Se, AZ A.
loan nj Fish Nurphy'- sailbost fur de after
noon. an der gratis too good ter spill Now
sin't no sailor an neither i youse. .Rut
n,t i'm der open. wot tink?"
An automatic banjo in the corner suddenly
started OF on strike up the Band, Here
tonnes the sailor. and the beau rlowered
,,.rcalv at IA" man who had dropped the
nrtrklr I'm the slot. Not until the tune had run
~ tul course would he consent w resume
his story OF the deep.
"~W,l'' be- then continued. We went. We
finally got der right stIiugs untcngled. lifted
dor sail an out We goes Say, der Rug WIZ
light when W. struck de open rings wuz
A., nd easv Bug took der motor mans stand
~ 40 huck, an arwav "" went " heats
,oi,, ridin' all tell No trucks IN der way.
no tracks ter keen IN. NJ nut ~; yer Just rho
nhcr.y,r Yer Ike Hut dst'> Just where
I,r trouble comes IN derc'> nutIn' ter stop
Y., II wu7 cumlu' home an We wuI about
h,it "A hlocL from der boat platform
slow M muck. saws !, ! ieelin scared
Wn, vidy' saw hc. he feelin' scared,
too
"Ilar hrske~. SAYS
"'Darc amt none. saw n" Huilv gee
We'll t.ar der whole platform on
"'Truu over de snCli. wells !, DC anCh
be,n' der hrChin' weight az a yacht
II aipt got no string ON ". SAYS he
~ food. wells I. 'trun n over anyLow. :
an der lobster didn't do u
.pat's wot Jared w "a
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