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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Two OF our prominent citizens who
live within a thousand miles OF where
the writer Is domieIied met in the pub.
nc road the olher day, wnen the Iol.
towing conversation occurred:
"wnaJs the newsY'
They've captured Aguinaldo.'
Captured who7"
"Agulnaldo.''
WHATS ne been doingf"
Killing toiks.'
tExcitediy) Who has ne killed."
On. lots Of people.
Where IL the scoundrel2"
Hes In jail
tMore excited) Let's get a crowd
anu lynch him.
1T would be too expensive"
Expensive! WHATS going to make
1t expenslve?"
me 3 100 lar on"
why, amt he IN Moult.ye jail'"
Not a bit OF 1t.
We'll. where is he, them"
He s in Jail at Manila"
You mean Camilla. don't your
NO, mean what | say"
How far is it?'
About eight thousand miles"
get up, jack" As ne moved on h.
was heard to eJaculate: Got no time
to talk with every fool / meet In the
road. Eight tnuusand miies! why,
mats clean outside OF Gregory. Agui.
naido? Don't believe there is sucn a
man In the woria. Never heard OF
such place as Manhiller before.
lnese fellows what don do nothing
but read newspapers are mighty
smart. Get up. Jack; lost half an
hour talking with that slopnead when
ought to been home planting 'taters."
.Moultrie Observer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Smith, understand. Jones. that
you have given your consent to your
boy becoming newspaper man?
Jones-Yes; ! gave my consent and
ne tried the work for about three
weeks. but found II unsuitable.
S.-Found 1t unsuitable?
J.-Perhaps 1t would be better to
say the work found him unsuitable.
$50 he left It? Severed his con
uection, etc.?
J.-He left 1t. To tell the truth. he
was asked to resign.
S.-What Is he doing now?
J.--Lecturing on the evils of mod
ern 1ournalism.-BOston Courier.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

III, and the pious natives have been
expecting, II not hoping, that he
would die or resign. They held q
meeting and one John Mahuka, a boat
man of Honolulu, offered resolution
that three successive Sundays be set
apart for, the purpose Of prayer and
thanksgiving that God would give Ha-
vail Governor who would be good to
them. This drew attention to Mabuka
and his friends proposed him for Gov
ernor. In accepting he announced that
his policy would be to import 1000. 900
Chinese every year. who should pay So
poll tax. thus insuring a revenue Of
$4,000 to the Territory. The pres
ence of so many Cinnamon. he argued.
would also compel the United States
Government to keep large feet Of
warships at the Islands. and this
would make business for the boatmen.
II was a great financial scheme, equal
to some white folks schemes here.
Queen LII put her foot down on the
nonsense, and the Home Rule" can
didate has had to come out in a cir
cular declaring It was joke. But II Ia
no more farcical than the election Of
Wilcox as representative.
There has been lingering feeling Of
hostility toward the whites on the part
Of the natives Of the so-called Homo
Rule party and spirit OF vengefulness
has been manifested. II h to the ex-
Queens credit that she has set about
allaying this spirit and bringing In an
era Of good feeling between the Home
Rulers and the Republicans. As she
has always exerted considerable in
fluence over the natives, It is likely she
will succeed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Reports from Washington indicate
that the only thing that holds Score.
tary Hay In public life Is his desire to
zee the canal treaty through to finish.
Mr.. Hay has received soant credit for
his splendid work for the canal, and
now having produced new treaty
with Great Britain that ought to be
acceptable to the Senate 1t Is to be
hoped he will stick to his determine.
ton to complete this important pro.
ject before returning to private life
Mr.. Hay 10 man whom the country
can Ill AFFORD to lose at this period
when the Nicaragua canal seems after
many years Of discussion to be an &C.
tual possibility.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

The Advertisers ability as a first
class fake Is without an equal. Yester-
day It published lurid yarn about
Baron Alexander Kaudbars, a passen-
ger In the City Of Picking. This morn
Ing the Republican publishes signed
statement of Baron Alexander Kaul-
bars which contains the following:
In this mornings Advertiser there
Is an interview purporting to be mine
which Is fabrication on the part O,
the reporter. At the time of the Amul
affair ! was in France at the Exposi,
ton. At the present time the Russian
Government is investigating the mat
ter"
Between Germans and Russians and
Its inherent dishonesty, the Thurstou
organ IL making lovely reputation fol
Itself.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

The SHOW license" issued by the
government contains these words:
"The police authorities snail have the
right to be present at and regulate any
performance licensed under said act
In such manner as may be reasonably
necessary for the preservation of order,
decorum and the public peace or NOR.
ais" It Is apparent that the duty OF
the police to protect a respectable
show from invasion by hoodlums IL
Just as important as the regulation OF
the performance. The affair of last
night at the circus tent savors more oil
back towns In the wild and woolly ives,
than a community claiming reputa.
tion for decency and order.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17
CABLE ACROSS the PACIFIC
New York Herald


Direct cable communication with
our new possessions In the Pacific IA
necessary in peace, imperative in war.
Suggestions that submarine line
should be laid to Hawaii and the Phil
ippines heretofore have been mainly
that Congress should construct 1t OF
subsidize company for that pur-
pose.
The Commercial Pacific Gable com,
pany. however, has been incorporated
to do this great work with its OWE
capital. asking nothing from the Gov
eminent but the same landing right
granted to cable lines touching the At
lantic coast.
1t Is a great boon to American ship
pers and traders to be assured tina
they will be enabled to communicat
. directly with the Far East instead o
| sending messages. as at present, b
. way Of Europe-and at greatly reduce
cost.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

And what did George say when he
proposed?" asked Ethel. He said
nothing" replied Maud: he started
TO say something, gasped, turned
deathly pale and then tainted away
III course knew what that meant
SO when he came to I told him he
might ask papa And them" Then
poor George tainted away again.
Tit-Bits.
when l was up on the. lake this
summer said Simpson. II got bass
that was" Hold on, there!" said
half u dozen In chorus. "N.ct- wai
caught by fisherman" added Simp
son, land only weighed half pound.
Then the crowd said Obi" and Simp
son smiled derisively.-Indianapoli,
News.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

High sherfn Brown advocated mors
beer saloons as an effective measure in
destroying the influence Of swipe joints
In various parts OF the city and the re.
suits thus far uphold the wisdom Of
bis contention. Following out the same
principle the government might dc
well to establish public chicken yards
near plantations where Porto Ricans
are employed. As q chicken thief the
American darby doesn't hold a candle
to the new brother from Porto Rico.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Small prospect OF Sir Thomas or any
other Brltisner making a struggle for
the America Cup next year leaves the
field open for Mr.. Lawson to maks
things interesting for the New York
Yacht Club by producing bean eating
boat that can outstrip whatever the
New York snobs may produce.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Thurston again makes reference to
the charge made against former Bail
In Lewis by Affidavit Pearson. This
calls to mind the comment Of Attorney
General Knox on the Pearson affidavit:
This charge is too trivial to require
comment"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17
The Fountain
MINERAL AND SODA WORKS.
MANUFACTURES

Ginger Beer, Birch Beer, Hires Root
Beer, Cream Soda, Wild Cherry, Or.
ange, Raspberry, Strawberry, sarsapa.
riiia, Vanilla Cream, Lemon, 0inaer
Ale, Apple Cider, Pineapple, Peach
Champagne, Orange Champagne, kola
Champagne, Pear Champagne, Cider
ana Soda Cocktails.
Mineral Waters-carlsbad, Con.
gress, CithIa, German Mineral Water,
Settler, viehy and Pure Distilled Wa.
ter from the sarnstead ell, Boston,
Tor family and medical use . speciality.
erews and Aerated Water, SOC per
dog. Distilled Water In 3-gallon dem.
Johns, t0c per gallon and soc charge
on demi John until returned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17
Ex-LILlUOKALANI AS A PEACE.
MAKER.
brooklyn Standard Union.

IBr0oKIyn Standard-UnlOn.I
Ex-Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii
has been heard from again, and this
'me in connection with an incident
which puts her In better light than
formerly. It seems that the Home
Nule party" which is composed OF ma
Ives and half-breeds. made. a nomina-
ion for Governor and they expected
President Mckinley to appoint their
man In place of Mr.. Dole. Mr.. Dole 10
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

The $4,000 bill presented by the Ha-
makua fire fighters is most conserva-
tive figure. The good work done by
the citizens OF Hamakua would be
cheap at double the price.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

It is a pleasure to note that the Gov
ernor has taken a hand in the rock
crusher business. Long months have
elapsed since the Governor has come
out boldly and shown his hand In Diff
ferences arising among the depart
ments. The opportunity offers for him
to put himself plainly on record and
thus enable the people to Judge fairly
Of his wise administration.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

Some of the editorial comments OF
the Brooklyn Standardization on the
aims Of Hawaiian Americans serve us
proof of what the Misrepresentation
of the Dole-Thurston ring is doing for
the country.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

At last Queen Liliuokalani can travel
about the country accompanied by
friends without being forever charged
with having some political mission to
narforua
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17
DODGING THR LIGHTNING
IBoston Herald

The reported resignation Of Presi-
dent Dole OF Hawaii looks as II he
knew how to doge impending light
ming.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-10-17

The next voting contest will be en-.
titled who Closed lwilei," with full
opportunity given for the government
to declare itself early and often.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
or.nnn Indernolna Repairs.

Seattle. Wash. oct. 3i.--The bat
tIeship Oregon Is now on the govern.
ment dry dock at Puget Sound navy
yard where she was taken last Fri
day TO undergo repairs to her keel
which was severely strained when she
ran on the rocks some months ago.
Later she will be given general over
hauling and painting More than or
binary care was needed on account OF
the strained keel and Tor many days
prior 10 the docking extraordinary
preparations were made for the re-.
ception Of the big war vessel In or.
der that she might rest gently on the
blocks. instead Of pumping all OF the
water from the dock. as is usually the
case. only about six feet were taken
out. Shores were then placed in po
sition and two divers entered the wat
or to adjust wedges and blocks care
fully about the keel before any great
part OF the weight OF the battlcshir
was allowed TO rest The remainder OF
the water has since been pumped from
the dock and the damaged part OF the
hull exposed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

According to Plny fire was a long
time unknown to some OF the ancient
Egyptian tribes, and when n celebrated
astronomer made them acquainted with
that element and how to produce 1t
they were wild with delight The Per-
slams, phuniclans, Greeks and several
other nations acknowledge that their
ancestors were once without the com
forts which fire bcstOws; the Chinese
confess the same OF their progcnltOrs.
Pompanion, Mola, Pmtarch and other
ancient writers speak OF nations which,
at the time when they wrote, knew not
the use of fire or had just recently
learned IT,
The inhabitants OF the Marian
Islands. which were discovered in 1901,
had no idea of fire or its uses. Their
astonishment knew no bounds when
they saw it applied to wood, most Of
them taking 1t to be some kind of an
animal which the sailors had brought
with them and which must be fed on
wood
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
DEAFNESS CURED,
MoNrAeuE's WEALTH.

OIL Dripping out of the Mountain
Side-Asphaltum There, Too.
Austin oct. 31.--A l.. Scott. prom
inent oil and asphalt prospector OF
Montague county. arrived in the city
this morning. lie is here on personal
business. He viii accompany Proies-
sor w b. Phillips in few days to
Montague county, where the latter will
conduct an extensive investigation in
to the quality and extent OF the as.
phaltum beds and oil discoveries OF
that county.
Mr.. Scott stated this morning that
the quantity OF asphaltum was very
extensive, there were mountains OF it,
and they were secping with OIL
why you can see the oil dripping
ont OF the side of the mountain" said
Mr. Scott The people OF Montague
county have great faith in the result
of the Investigation by Prot Phil
lips"
Several companies have recently
been organized for the purpose Of de
Neloping the oil and asphalt resources
of that county and the result of IN,
Investigation will be awaited with a
great deal OF interest
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

A little gill stood at n window blow
ing soap bubbles. Beneath stood lit
tie boy. aud as she blew bubbles to-
ward him he tried TO catch them. They
broke and disappeared on all sides,
but the two laughed and kept W the
game, she smiling down and he gazing
upward eagerly.
Behold a parable" said a man to
woman. "Thc eternal relation Of the
sexcsl You blow beautiful bubbles
down TO us from your height, and we
weary ourselves In trying vainly to
catch them. Poor little boyw
The pair played and laughed I'm the
sunshine until the boy grew tired. He
called out "Goodbyw gayly and ran
away to play with other boys and girls
I'm the street. The girl looked after him
wistfully, a shadow on her face. She
did not care TO blow bubbles any more
She leaned out TO watch him, and as
she did so she tipped over the bow
OF soapy water. She looked very lonely
"Behold, parablew said the woman
| 10 the man. "Hc has tired OF tn,
| game; not she. There is no other littl'
boy TO blow bubbles TO. and II thcr,
were she has no pretty bubbles left e
blow. Eternal relation Of sexes! Poo
little girlw-New York Tribune.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
Frisco system.

Has put on new train known as the
OKLAHOMA LIMITED between OK
lahoma City and Kansas City. This is
the fastest and finest equipped train
out Of Oklahoma for Kansas City, st.
Louis and Memphis.
The OKLAHOMA LIMITED"
leaves Oklahoma City at 6;1O p. m,
arriving at Kansas City 7:4O next
morning. st. Louis 5:35 p. m. and
Memphis 500 p. m. 1t consists of bag
gage car. three 60 chair cars, and
one Q) Pullman. The Pullman sleeper
and one chair car goes through tc
Kansas City without change. one chair
car through to st. Louis and one
through to Memphis. The return trair
leaves Kansas City 9:20 p. m. arriving
at Oklahoma City 1856 a. m.
Further information regarding rates
time etc. will be cheerfully given b!
any Frisco System Agent or the under
signed. B. L. DUNN.
District Passenger Agent Wichita
Kansas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
when rrenchmen wc,. c.,m,,..


Tho name OF France Is derived from
the franci. or Franks. n people Of Ger.
many who seized that part OF the
country nearest the Rhine and settled
there. Later on they subducd Paris
aud made that the royal seat OF their
increasing empire.
The origin Of other geographical
names Is interesting and will serve to
enlighten US when we read Of. for in.
stance. Hibernia for Ireland Hibernia
Is said TO be derived from n PhTnl-
cian word meaning "farthcst habta-
ton" there being no country known to
them west Of Erin.
Portugal obtained its name from Por-
to- the haven or port where the Gauls
landed their stores. This Is Oporto,
called by the Portuguese y Porto (the
porD. The town was given as a dowry
10 Teresa when she married Henry dc
Lorraine, who styled himself Earl Of
Portugal because the place was known
as the portus Gallorum 0he port Of the
Gauls). The name was finally extend
ed 10 the whole country.
Russia took It's denomination from
the ROssl. or Russi. people of the
south Of Russia. who possessed them
selves Of the country in the declining
days OF the Greek empire Being the
predominant inhabitants, they imposed
their name on all the rest.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
SERIOUS BREAD RIOTS.
Women and Children on the Verge Of
starvation Shot Down.

San Antonio. oct 3i.-News reach
ed this city today OF a bread riot In
the town OF Puruan Dias. Michoacan,
Mexico. October 2S. in which twenty
persons we're wounded. many OF whom
may die.
The riot is the result of corn fam.
inc which has prevailed in that part
of Mexico for months and the action
of the monopolsts i'm advancing the
prIce of corn to figure that prevents
the poor classes from purchasing
enough for their seeds.
Some time ago the Mexican govern
ment. on account of the famine. re.
moved the duty on corn from the
United states and shipments from the
states Tor a time served to relieve the
situation.
Spectators. however, got hold Of
all the corn shipped into the Puruan
Dlas district. aud at once advanced the
price 100 per cent
The people stood this until driven
10 the verge OF starvation. and then
organized for raid on the grain
warehouses OF the monOpolists, who
Deing apprised OF the movement, had
armed men stationed there to resist
the attack.
The natives many OF them women
and children, advanced on the corr
warehouses In a body and assaulted
the baricaded doors. finally breaking
them in
AS the doors gave way the hungr!
people rushed in, and were met by {
volley. before which number wen
down wounded.
This did not serve TO stop the mob
and a second volley was fred whicl
was so effective that the rioters re
treated. leaving twenty of their mum
Der In the warehouse. seven women
four children and nine men. The won
en- and children were in the iron
ranks.
The last reports from the place I
that the situation Is critical and NOR
bloodshed Is probable. The govern
ment Is sending troops to the seen,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
An charged hut the Cork.

A good story is told of "A digger who
had ridden into Western Australian
town TO consult doctor Having done
so, he went TO have the prescription
made up.
How much Is this lotf' he asked
the chemist
"Well, let me see" was the reply.
"Thcre's seven and slXpence for the
medicine aud shilling for the bottle" 4"
He hesitated, uncertain whether he
had charged for everything.
"Oh, hurry up. boss" said the impa-
tient miner; put price on the cork
and let us know the worst. t."-London
Tit-Bits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
II Happened In a Drug Store.

"One day last winter lady came to
my drug store and asked for brand
Of cough medicine that | did not have
In stock" says Mr.. G. II. Grandin.
the popular druggist of Ontario NY.
She was disappointed and wanted to
know what cough preparation | could
recommend. | said TO her that | could
eely recommend Chamberaln'sCough
Remedy and that she could take bot
tie of the remedy and after giving u
n fair trial II she did not find II worth
the money TO bring back the bottle
and | would refund the price paid. In
the course of day or two the lady
came elk I'm company with "A friend
In need of cough medicine and advised
her 10 buy bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy | consider that n very
good recommendation for the rene
dy. II is FOR sale by City Drug store
and Il. ]. Ramsey
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
WROTE ON EoGsHELL.
Clay Center Girl Attracts a Husband
That Way.

nat way
Rawlins Wyo. oct. 3l.-A promi
nent young man OF this place will be
married next month to Miss Rosa Bell
OF Clay Center, kan, and thereby
hangs tale.
The Rawlins man made the ac
quaintance of his intended bride in
a somewhat remarkable and interest
ing manner Tor not until six weeks
ago had he ever thought ol marriage
and much less TO person several hun
dred miles away and whom he had
never seen.
Six weeks ago Miss Bell who is the
daughter OF prominent produce mer
chant of Clay Center wrote her name
on an egg which was placed in a
case billed To Rawlins. In addition to
her name she Inscribed the following
message
"lf you are matrimonially inclined
please correspond with me-
The Rawlins young man found the
egg, noted the message thereon anu
at once wrote TO Miss Bell Photo
graphs We're exchanged and the en-
gagement was announced last weel,
The day of the wedding has not
been decided upon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

The following incident is reported
from one of the public schools in the
poorer section of Boston:
"Say, teacher, here's tuberose l
brought YOU" said n smudge faced
youngstcr the other day.
And, beaming her thanks, she asked
him where he got 1t.
ooh, say, dat was easy" he replied.
"I got II offn dead lady"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

when "A child | burned my foot
frightiully" writes w. II. Eads, oi
Jonesville. Va, (Which caused horri
BILE leg sores for 80 years. but Buck
lens Arnica Salve wholly cured me
after everything else failed Infalli
BILE for Burns. Scalds, Cuts, Sores
Bruises and Piles. Sold by w. b.
Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

"What is Bohemlang' said the
young man who wsrls TO study human
nature
"a Bohemian" answered the cold
blooded friend, lis IA person who al
ways needs two or three extra indorse-
ments on his note when he wants to
borrow money."-Washington star.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

To clean flannel blankets n good way
Is 20 put two tablespoonfuls of borax
and a pint of soft soap into cold water
sufficient TO cover the blankets. When
the boraN ana soap have dissolved, put
In the blankets and let them stand over
night. The next day rub them out,
rinse In two waters and hang them to
dry. Never wiring them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

Moore's Plules are guaranteed
cure for all forms OF Malaria, ARue,
Ohills and fever, Swamp Fevor, Ma.
larial Fever, Bilious Fever, Jaundice
Biliousuess, fetid breath and a tired,
listlese feeling. They cure Rheums-
tism and the lassitude following blood
poison produced from malarial pois.
onlng No Quinine. No Arsenic
Acids or Iron Do not ruin stomach
or toeth. Entirely tRsteless. Price
soc per box. Or. g. q. Moore Co.,
No. $40 North Main Street, st. Louis,
Mo. Sold by w. b. Frame, City
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01
FOIey'S Kidney Cure
makes Kidneys and biadder right

Nature can only feed the flame of
life with the food eaten which Is di.
gested. HERBlNE will reii igorate a
weak stomach. and so improvcdiges.
tion as TO insure the natural bloom of
health Price 50c. W. b. Frame City
Drug Store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-11-01

To Cure Dyspepsia Sud Indigestion.
Sour stomach or Heartburn, take
Rex Dyspepsia Tablets, All drug
gists are authorized 10 refund money
II they fail TO cure. Price SOC per
package.