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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

dreams At least 7 did. Assisting at
an elopement especially after supper.
and when there Is any running to be
DONE does not suit my constitution.
Next morning we were both up be-
times and walked to the scene Of the ad-
venture
WELL said I, as we stood at the
mouth Of the tunnel, breathing the fresh
salt freeze. what are you going to do
work. said George.
1--WE come back to the point from
which we started, them
fervently I am going up to London
this morning to find something to do
I've got several good friends there who
will help me.
this resolution, and at noon we set out
for the station.
TITS good-by to all this kind of thing"
said George. as we walked down the
avenue to the lodge gates; "old wine,
old houses, old trees, the grandeur of the
sinmemorial elrns'-the grace of life
all gone. Now for the stuffy little
house, surrounded by squalling children,
washing and the smell Of neighboring
dinners. Poor old materi''
George sighed deeply, and we walked
on in silence.
Suddenly felt Georges hand close on
my arm, and he stopped If there had
been a lion in the path he could not
have appears more disconnected. As it
happened however, it was only my
sister Isabel. who was standing by the
great gray gate, a dainty figure in her
cIinging white dress.
youth excuse me, Hetherbridge-I
don't want to be rude-but if We could
get out another way"
Rubbish, / said firmly, and led him
down to the gates.
Presently Isabel saw u.s. and from her
movements I fancied she would have
run away too, if there had been an OPP
f1f f1ft
Il was afraid I should miss you said
she wren we met II thought you were
leaving by the early train But where
is Miss Hepburn"
It am going to the station now Mary
has gone already" said George.
s.GoneY' exclaimed Isabel.
II think I will take a little walk"
said I.
but my trainD said George.
s'There will be plenty more; you can't
go today now" I replied. and walked
did not consider my presence was
They stood together in silence. looking
Returning couple of hours later
met Isabel
George is not going until tomorrow"
she said.
..Olrp' I remarked.
Il have proposed to him. jack said
she. looking on the ground
whist1ed.
And he has accepted she continued
a most improper proceeding, I re-
marked. severely.
1T was the only way"
Isabel looked up at me. Was it the
roses come back, or only transitory
blush7
SO you are about to contract a mes
alliance" I said.
yes. please" replied Isabel, dropping
a little curtsey.
Then she put her arms around my
neck. and whispered in my ear: Il am
50 happy. jack
Does he know about the money!"
Not word. That is a. surprise for
our wedding day. He is going to work,
and the mater will stop with US, ard he
is the very best and dearest fellow that
ever lived, Jack
4 think you are right said I.
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ter '-Phliadelph1a Record.
you are my prisoneri"
s'But am Innocent"
The crisp evening air echoed with the
click of closing gives. How, them" the
policeman demanded sternly, docs it
with the monogram carefully oblitera-
ted?"-Detroit Journal.
isn't the play you gave me tickets Tor
quite risque2"
mot at all"
'sThen you have seen it?"
mo. but am informed that the thea
ter is not turning people away. Wash
ington Star.
''See here" exclaimed the shopper. ex-
citedly, there's a man just dropped
dead in that bargain crushs''
How inopportunei" cried the hoor-t
walker. I'VE have not yet opened our
undertaking department. p Philadelphia
Record.
Mother-What type is the young man
that our daughter says you met in New
York when you went to bring her homer
Father-Well, to judge from his
clothes. I should say he was poster type.
Detroit Free Press.
'Bingles is a lucky man; his time goes
right on whether he is waking or sleep
ing. sick or WE'LL
ssWhat is Bingles' business?"
MATCHMAKER columbus, O., State
Journal
"Thomas Tibbs is in a receivers
hands"
t'Oh, the tip system got started In his
Office and he had to pay extra for every
bit Of work his clerks did.T-Indianapo-
lis Journal.
These New Years vows are wearing;
do not mean to scoff,
But shall I swear off swearing
Or swear OFF swearing Off
-Philadelphia Press.
Townson-Is your daughter finished
Yorkrode-Not yet, but the neighbors
are making threats.-Baltimore Ameri-
can
she-Were you ever troubled with
HeEYes. that's the way it AFFECTS me-
-Yonkers Statesman.
Anateur-What does it mean in the
atric circles when they say the ghost
veteran actor-It means that the rest
Of us don't have to.-Detroit Free Press.
mo. Maude. dear. the fellow who
doesn't pay his club dues is not neces-
sarily a dude. ''-Philadelphia Record.
The adnirer-What would be the
poets ideal Utopia2
The poet-A land Of free stationery,
free stamps and a compulsory accept
alton law for editors. -Philadelphia
Record
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Old Acquaintance by, hello, Jimmy /.
Been a good many years since saw
you last. 1 hope you're getting on we'll
in your business.
Old Acquaintance = Splendid You
don't know how much good it does me
to hear that. Let's see, what IS your
business2
Ohio.-Ohio State Journal.
Mrs. Housekeep-why don't you go
to work?
I'm wat yer might call an unhappy
Mrs. Housekeep-Indeed2 And what
do you mean by that2
Weary WaIker=Why, I'm too heavy
fur light work. and too light fur heavy
work.-Philadelphia Press
Poet-I've called to see about the
poem left here last week.
Editor-What was it?
Poet-It was a realistic piece. entitled
1.-THE Gallant Fireman"
Editor-Tm afraid it was too realistic
It probably went to the hre:-Phlladel-
phia Press.
Mamma-why are you so quiet.
Robbie2
how glad 1 am Christmas doesn't come
in the summer time.
Mamma-Why?
Robie-Cause wear such teenty-
weenty little short socks in the summer
time.-Standard and Times.
visitor (angriIy)-see here. sir. You
called me a political jobber in your
paper this morning.
visitor-Ahl You admit that
Fditor-Certainly. I wrote ''robber''
very plainly. -Philadelphia Press.
us there any danger of the boa con-
strictor biting me?" asked a lady visitor
at the geological gardens.
Not the least, ma'ann,' cried the
keeper, t'he never bites; he swallows his
whites whole.''-Tit- Bits
Husband returning from his first
ascent in a bal1oon)-Just thin of it,
Alice. T assembled $4,000 feet in the air.
Young Wife-And you brought back
nothing for me!-F'liegende Blaetter.
Are you suffering from cold21
mo. My trouble started with a cold,
but I took all the remedies my friends
prescribed. and they are what I am suf-
fering from now. w ashington Star.
janet IS always a surprise to me
what a lot of hornely women get mar
Bertha-No doubt it is a reflection that
gives you a great deal of encourage
ment, dear--BoSLOn transcript
Hoax tat the theater)-See those three
fellows and three girls in the box2 They
are all engaged.
Joax-Sort of a match box, Isn't it,
Philadelphia Record.
seWhat do you think Of this scheme
Of telegraphing without wires?"
That's nothing new My wife has
kicked my shins under the table for
twenty years. What to Eat.
.sWelI. Tommy, did you get what you
wanted this Christmas2"
stNawf They only gimme what
needed. ''-Indianapolis Press.
you used to be-" remarked the waste
No replied the Office goat: I'm
suspicious of it. I picked up a poem
Yesterday that looked very sweet at first
rso1+ MT it turned ont to he a hit of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

WAGGONER, ISL kans.
MAN ga Kans. Ave. WOOL
WALKER, 433 KanE- Ave q
ANSFTFI.D. 632 Kans. Ave
DRUG Co. S23 Kans. Ave Ri
Ave- ZERO ~ WOODFORD.
ARNOLD DRUG Co. 81 N X
Icy " SNOW. 6th and Kans
TTDAY. 523 kans- Ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

satire. I never tasted anything so Bit
ter."-Philadelphia Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Husband (returning from his first
ascent in a bal1oon)-Just thin of it,
Alice. I assembled Is, 900 feet in the air.
Young VVife-And you brought back
nothing for me!-F1iegende Blaetter.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

'fYou are my prisoneri''
ssBut I am Innocent"
The crisp evening air echoed with the
click of closing gives. How. then" the
policeman demanded sternly, docs it
happen that your pockets are full of coal
with the monogram carefully oblitera-
ted ?"-Detroit Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

isn't the play you gave me tickets Tor
quite risque2"
mot at ALL
''Then you have seen ftp"
mo. but am informed that the thea
ter is not turning people away."-W ash
ington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Hoax tat the theater)-See those three
fellows and three girls in the box2 They
are all engaged.
Joax-sort of a match box, isn't it?-
Philadelphia Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

.sWelI. Tommy, did you get what you
wanted this Christmas?"
ssNawi They only gimme what
needed ''-Indianapolis Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Janet is always a surprise to me
what a lot Of flomely women get mar
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Are you suffering from cold2"
s.No. My trouble started with a cold,
but I took all the remedies my friends
prescribed. and they are what am suf-
fering from now. w ashington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

ssIs there any danger of the boa con-
strictor biting me?" asked a lady visitor
at the geological gardens.
mot the least, ma'an1,' cried the
keeper, The never bites; he swallows his
whites whole Tit-Bits-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Bertha-No doubt it is a reelection that
gives you great deal Of encourage
ment dear.-Boston Transcript
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

seWhat do you think Of this scheme
Of telegraphing without wires %
That's nothing new My wife has
kicked my shins under the table for
twenty years. What to Eat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Ave. SIM DRUG co.. Ssi Kans Ave. WEIGHT
OI.vERTQN 7o4 Kans Ave SIMS kans ad Az ana Sy1
Ave FLAD s. GRLBBS go xaBs AVS Gl ll5 7
RID ss9 N. Ave LACEY So n E1ans Ave I'll
! MARSHALL. BROS, LIS Kans Ave ROW
Sans- Ave EENI1, sos Kansas Ave SWIFT & Ho1~-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

'sSee here exclaimed the shopper, ex-
citedly, there's a man just dropped
dead in that bargain crushi'
How inopportunei" cried the floor
walker. I'VE have not yet opened our
undertaking department Philadelphia
Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

you don't seem as fond Of poetry as
you used to be-" remarked the waste
basket.
suspicious of it. I picked up a poem
Yesterday that looked very sweet at first
sight, but it turned out to be bit Of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

visitor (angrily)-See here. sir. You
called me a political jobber in your
paper this morning.
Editor-Yes, but that was a mistake
Visitor-Ahi You admit that
IEditor-C Certainly. / wrote s'robber'
very plainly Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-01-26

Poet-I've called to see about tn
poem I left here last week.
Editor-What was it?
Poet-It was a. realistic piece endtle
1.-THE Gallant Fireman"
Editor=Tm afraid it was too realistic
It probably went to the hre-Philadel
phia Press.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

At the meeting held Monday night
for the purpose of electing townslte
trustees to fill the places Of L. B.
Durnil and j. K. Cauthern, who have
moved from town, it was thought to
be a good idea to elect an entire
board. The board has been in office
for some twelve or fourteen years, and
IL the term OF Office had not expired it
was about time 1t had. Messrs. W.
H. Small ard j. p. Ownby were re-
elected, and H. L. Cannon, NJ. @.
Hardin and L. @. McGrath were elect
ed in the place Of Ben Titus, L. B.
Durnil aud J. K. Cauthen, The new
board elected the following officers:
J.. P. Ownby president, L. @. McGrath
secretary, and w. H. Small treasurer.
1t also selected r. M. Kedzie, o. r.
Smyth aud B. B. Ownby as appraisers.
These men will appraise the lots be-
longing to the townsite, il they can
1nd out what lots these are, aud they
will be offered for sale. Many of the
intimate and loving friends of Judge
Titus are anxiOusly waiting, with
wide extending ears, to hear the roar
that will be made when this gentle
man learns that he has been fired
from the only ONCE to which he wal
ever elected 10 LordsbuIg.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

The people Ia this town who patron
ize the postoflce, the express office
and the railroad, have often been put
to trouble and expense because there
was another Lordsburg on the South
ern Pacific. 1t is in California, this
side of Los Angeles. The people in
Lordsburg, California, have been
troubled the same way, and are en-
d%eavoring to have the name Of their
town changed. In this they have the
permission, and hearty support of the
people OF Lordsburg, New Mexico.
The Lordsburg, California, correspon-
dent of the Los Angeles Times writes
as follows: A mass meeting is to be
held Ia Lordsburg in a few days to
discuss the ACCESSIBILITY of changing
the name OF the town. The public 10
general aud tourists In particular,
suffer much Inconvenience from the
fact that the mail to this place is so
often misseDt to Lordsburg. New
Mexico, II frequently happens that
when tourists are ready to return east
and go to Los Angeles for their re-
turn tickets, they 6nd they have been
sent to Lordsburg, New Mexico, and
they have been compelled to wait here
often a week or ten days at their own
expense and at great Inconvenience
until their tickets are returned. Now
that men Of public spirit have settled
here, and several commercial enter
prises have been we'll established and
with prospects Of a bright and pros
perOus future it is argued that the
place should have another name.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

NOTICE OF PUBLICATION.-LAND Of
IN hce at Las Cruces New Mexico, July
3, 1901. Notice Is hereby given that the fol-
intention to make final proof in support OF
his claim, and sai4 proof will be made before
Don; II. Kodzie, O. b. Court Commissioner. at
Iordsburg, N. N. on September 10 1901, viz:
Henry b. Tucker on Homestead Application
No. 25O1, for the Lot l A, SEQ. 1T. 10 B. R. 10
W. N NJ Mer,
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz; J. e. Hill, II.
III. arakeheld, WV. Wilson, Mark A. Hill all
of Bedrock, New Mexico.
emil Solignao,
Register.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

]. G. Hopkins, formerly secretary of
the Arizona copper company, and now
one of the directors Of the parent
company, the Arizona copper company
Of Scotland, was in the city Tuesday,
en- route to Clifton, where be will and
that many Improvements have been
made since his last visit.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

. ~ ALA2NA& n AAME
49, verbal phrase to en.
press the futility Of
0 mere desire. There
are a great many PEG
pie who think L Il ~
upeiess to hope tor health as to cry for the
moon. They have tried many medictnea
and many doctors but all IN vain.
A great many hopeless men and women
have been cured BY the use Of Dr.. Riareee
Golden Medical Discovery people With
obstinate coughs bleeding nnge plight
sweatn aud other symptome Of disease
which II neglected OF unnkiitaily troated
And a htai t~efminatiou IN oonlufnpdon.
aCoiden Medical DiscovefyS has q won
derful healing power. Il incfeases the
nutrition Of the body, and 90 gfvas streagta
to throw OF disease. Il cieanses the blood
from poisonous impurities and euriches y
with the red corpuseias Of health II 10
not a stimulant, but q strength giving rqedi-
cine. II contains no alcohol, neither opium,
cocaine, nor any other narcotic.
Sometimes the extra proft paid ~
inferior medicines teiupts the dealer 70
OFFER a substitute as Just as good" az aDts-
covery." II you are convinced that "pia-
covery" will cure you accept nothing efse
VI was IN poor health when I eommenoed
taking Dr., PiGrce'a madicina,H writes Afr, 2iuref
tsyisr, Of yOlgs Jsasrson Ca hneiars, I
was not able to DO any york. ! had arr,lre
cough and h~etnoThage Of the iungA. bat atter
using your medicine 9 while qommfneed %
gaiu 10 strength and flesh, and stopped couEh
'6oidsp Medical Discovery thea, and iaet
spring I had Grippe, and Il settled on my tpnge,
leaving me with a severe cough. I had the
doctor, bat he didu't sfem 10 help ms any 20
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06
NOTICE OF SUIT
Territory of New Mexico
fss

Territory of New Mexico
County Of Grant
In the Justice Court Precinct No. 20, Grant
County.
Don: II. Kedzle, Plaintiff
VS.,
The Chicago Gold Hill Mining and Milling
company, a corporation, garnishee o fCortez
Sharp, defendant.
The above named garnishee is hereby mott
fed that the above entitled cause is NOW pend
ing in the justice Court for Precinct 20, of
Grant county, wherein the said Chicago Gold
Hill mining and milling company is sum-
moned as garneshee Of the said Cortez Sharp,
and that II It. the said company, does not en-
ter its appearance In the above entitled cause
on or before the fourteenth day of septom-
Der, A. D.. 1901 go days after the last publioa-
tom judgment wifi be entered against 1t as
garnishee by default.
II. W. McGrath.
Justice of the Peace, Precinct No. 20, Grant
County, Lordsburg, New Mexico.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

Arthur Hudson, deputy postmaster
at Clifton, and Thos. InRlis, who
works 10 the office of the Arizona cop
per company at Clifton, we're in the
city Tuesday, aud took the east bound
train. They left with the intention
of seeing the yacht races for the
America cup, and, II their money
holds out, will enjoy a three months
vacation before returning to their
work at Clifton,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

commenced your me&-
icine again and took
three or four bottles Of
the Discovery and two
wais Of Or. Pierce's Pei
lets, and that straight
ened me up. ! feel Ike
a different person. I
gladly your
medicine to all suffer
ers, for I know II cured
me-"
DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets cure con.
stipation by caring its
cause.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06
MINING MATTERS.
News About the Great Industry OF this
Section OF the World.

News About the Great Industry OF this
Section Of the World.
DR.. M. NJ. Crocker aud W. D.
Grlfith have made q deal for the sale
Of a number Of valuable claims owned
by them at Shakespeare at a figure
entirely satisfactory to them, although
It is not made public, to a company Of
PennsylvanIans who have become 10.
terested 10 this district, AS o o as
the necessary prellminarles can be
contaminated work will be commenced
on these properties, and by the time
the smelter is In operation they will
be producing ore. 1t is stated that
ample capital is behind the Pennsyl-
vania people.
superintendent Cook of the Aber.
deem has the hoist on the Malachlte
nearly ready for work, and will be
able to commence sinking in a few
days. The water in the Orphans
Home is coming 10 50 fast that he is
having a good deal OF trouble hand
ling it with the whim. The shaft 10
the Atlantic is making good progress,
being down 1876 feet, with three feet
Of fine ore. He is cross cutting from
the bottom of the Manila to strike
the copper ledge. The Aberdeen has
recently purchased several properties,
among them n from o. A. Simpson.
and the Lookout, Copper Butte, Gale
ma Chief, Jumbo, Monitor and Copper
Queen from L. Balbach.
Dr. S. M. Rohr, president of the
Pacific Union smelling company, ar
rived the lrst OF the week. He re-
ports that there is no doubt but the
smelter machinery will be shipped on
contract time. The Risdon company,
which has the contract for making it.,
had a strike recently, but it i'm
mediately settled with the strikers,
on their own terms, and work was re-
sumed, aud no further trouble is an.
ticipated. Some Of the lumber for
the erection of the building has ar
rived, and the doctor expects to have
the foundations ready for the smelter
by the time 1t gets here. 1t is
probable that the smelter will be
built and then the building built over
it. From now on it will be a matter
Of rush until the smelter is producing
bullion.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06
Crying for
The Neon"

Has become a pro-
verbal phrase to en.
press the futility Of
mere desire. There
-m.a 80 80
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

Mrs. 1. A. Gutierrez will open her
dancing class for children Saturday
Sept. 21st, at 2 D. IN. Mrs. Gutierrez
understands the art of teaching dane
ing thoroughly and will guarantee to
give satisfaction. All those who
wish their children to Join the dane.
ing class will please call upon Mrs.
Gutierrez at the bakery for terms.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

Professor Carrera has returned and
is very busy with hts mining opera
tiOns aud preparing bis ground for the
concentration, which VIII soon be here.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06
A Certain Cure for D~ysentery and
DIarrhoea.

DIarrhoeaI
"Some years ago 1 was one of a party
that intended making a long bicycle
trip" says II. l.. Taylor, of New Alba
ny, Bradford County, Pa 81 was
taken suddenly with diarrhoea, and
was about to give up the trip. when
editor Ward OF the Lacyville Messen-
ger, suggested that l take a dose Of
Chamberlain's collie, cholera and dlar-
rhoea remedy. l purchased a bottle
and took two doses, one before start
ing and n on route. l made the
trip successfully and never felt any
iii effect. Again last summer 1 was
almost completelyEun down with an
attack of dYsentery. l bought a bot
tie of this same remedy and this time
one dose cured me-" Sold by al
dealers in medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-09-06

NOTICR FOR PuBLICATIoN.-LAND Of
IN nee at Las Cruce0 New Mexico July
10Th, 1901 Notice IA hereby given that the
following named settler has hled notice OF his
intention to make final proof In support Of his
claim. and that said proof will be mad before
Don't H. kedzie, United States Court Com.
missioner at BQrd6burg, N. NJ, on September
18th 1901, viz; william p, Hughes OF Lords
burg, New Mexico 70 Homestead Entry No.
g5ll. for the sen NBh Sec. 10, 7 10 3. 4. u
vi N. N. p. N,
his continuous e8ldencesupon and cultivation
OF said land. viz; Nicholas II Hughes and
Philip Aston both OF Lordsbu1g N. NJ. and
Emil sQHmSc.
Register.