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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
LAID TO REST.
Impressive Funeral Ceremonies for
Jerome catin.

Funeral services for Jerome Cat
IN were held from ths First Unit
EFian church at 2 o'clock this after
noon. Rev. Allan W. Armstrong
ofhdated. The funeral was largely
attended. and many beautiful Moral
Dnefings we're placed on the casket.
III deceased was one OF the pioneers
81 the city. The pail bearers were
Deter Horton. X. II. Denny, Daniel
Janee. w. II Parry, Thoa. Jones and
Prank J.. Lewis. Tho funeral was
binder the direction Of ButterWOrth A.
Sons. Inferment was H. Mount
Pleasant cemetery.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

LICENSES TO WE'D

The following marriage licenses
we're issued today To Emil John
Nelson. age a.. - Teniachic. wash.
and kittle Adele Moore. age %. %
Kent. wash. 90 James Murphy. -.
and MRilio De Winter. age i. both
nf Newcastle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

OMAHA. Sch. Feb. so.--There
were no developments In the CudahT
case up to noon today. beyond con
alteration given to the method o.
prosecution. The Nebraska law con-
talna ne specific provision relative to
KIDNAPPING. The state may prosecute
on the robbery charge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
TO BLOW UP
KITCHENER
A Plot of the Beers
Which Accidentally
Failed.

PRETORIA. Feb. 20 4 second at
tempt was made 10 wreck the train
on which Kitchener + travelling. Til.
train preceding that of the com
mandcr, while NJ Kip river. was
blown up By a mine placed under the
rails.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
CUBA WILL
NOW AGREE
10 Terms Of Independence
Imposed by the U. s.

HAVANA. Feb. 10.--It IN learned
that the constitutional convention, IN
secret session. decided % accept con-
citlaus o. Independence imposed b.
the United States. The decision has
not vet been made public
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
Disappeared.

4 number 81 manoy-paYinK riot
machines have disappeared from the
city since the Anti Saloon league
started a crusade against vice IN
Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
Found Dead.

Gaetanio cayano, q laborer, was
Found dead In a small shack on Wei
- street this morning. Coroner
gteVe was notified and the body was
fem0Yed 70 ButterWorth'B morRue.
Death Waa due 20 natural causes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
Escaped the Seas.

NORFOLK. Feb. z0.-The United
States collier Caesar. 10 days over
due from Manila. has arrived She
experienced terrific gales.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
TELL THE TRUTH.


The pamphlet By NJ. ]. Fran 4
cisco. which is being quoted in 4
, arguments against municipal 4
ownership, IL said q contain
, many incorrect statements aud Z
, deductions. In some 81 the cit
les which he quotes as making
! failures. municipal ownership 81 Z
lighting plants has proven sue
ooSsful and satisfactory.
This "a notably the case az Dss-
truit. where the city h supply Z
ms better gas at cheaper rates 4
than prevailed before the cxper-
, iment. and Is doing this 30 econ
, omically that further reduce
ton Ia the price o. gas u con-
, tcmplated. 4
Mr.. kraneisco's claims are 20 4
B be answered BY another pubiica-
tion giving the facts where
' municipal ownership has been 4
tried. There are several hun
dred cities which Mr.. Francisco
has ignored. 10 say nothing OF
those where he has fnisrepre-
D scented fncta. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

io0nists were put out Of business last
night. One lost stock Of liquor.
TOPEKA, Feb. z0.-The bin daeiar-
ing places where liquor are sold.
nuisances. and providing for their
suppression, goes TO the governor to-
morrow.
WICHITA, Kan, Feb. z0.--Tn the
district court this morning Judge
Dale overruled the motion 70 squash
the Information against Mrs. Nation,
and held her for trial. The judge de-
clared that the argument that saloon
properly r. not legally recognized.
II not we'll taken. lie announced
that warrants would be issued for
any persons found guilty OF assist
ing the ministers ~ Wichita in in
citing ealoon troubles No excep-
tons will be made Of the ministers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

Two dozen half-pint bottles de-
livered to any part of the city, ~.
relephune Ralxiier 80. -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20
Rainier
Beer

MORE THAN ITS SHARE OF
GOOD FLAVOR, AND A wHoLH
soMENEss THAT MAKES 1T
EASILY THE BEST BEVERAGE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

Per dozen for plates
worth s. TO IS.
For set Of Cups and
Saucers. marked at SC
For a 5000 ioO-piece
Dinner Set :. :. -....-.
For TIC
Beer Stems.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-02-20

loonists were put out Of business las
night. One lost n stock Of liquor.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
Wonderful Case in Indiana.

Buck Creek, Ind. July l5.-Mrs.
Elizabeth KorlclS of this place had
rheumatism. She SAYS: An the doc
tors told me they could do nothing for
me-" She was very. very bad, and the
pain was SO great she could not sleep
at night.
She used Dodd's Kidney Pills, and
she Is we'll and entirely free from pain
or any symptom of the rheumatism
Are you still using Dodd's Kidney
Pills" was asked
mo, stopped the use of the pills
some time ago, and have not hnd tho
slightest return of my old trouble.
am sure l am completely and psrma-
nently cured"
Many In Tippecanoe County who
have heard of Mrs. Rorlcl's cnse md
her cure by Dodd's Kidney Pills. arc
using the pills. and all report wonder
full resultH.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
WRECKED BY A ROSE a DAY.
A Pretty Bit of Sentiment That Grew into
Comedy.


= feseS l'1' VI sen'ii'.n. nv
Soiea''
New York sun: There was young
mana most estimable young man.
What's more. he was a very good fell
low In tho co,rsa of time he fol, IN
49,
ioNe
he was saturated with sentiment
but not maudlin. He walked the chalk
line between sentiment and absurdity
unerrinp1v He did the LITTLE thouqhtful
49, 49, ~ ,,,,,,.
re 1850 ~ m ~ -, ,.,
49,, 70. ~ 5000. Wy. - 80
.,,,us,. -, ~ ~ :, ~ p4oi'o' ''o'i +Aito
''. ~ u,o', nm ,5,. CO.
1,,..r.as a 80 80, "a 81.
aStsto az, Wv ,.taa ta 70
GU. 81 81, ~ uie anu nc was oplleeo ~ ~ ~
o,il ah "a, seteie up ahe estate, maj
,,,irs,. ~, 80 ~ .ls.,+,eal ai,.. ~
49,, 49, -. ~. 81, IL Pm. -.
,,ra,,as;na A'Is ~. Nc eI ~
,,,a,.. ,.at - ~ S.l l,, ~
"a 10 ,s,o,,, 49,, 49,, T.; ~, 49, 80.
q, ~ ei.t ~ .se"
=, s. Erana;.ao ,sa - ~ .os
~ 49,. =. -, nc.
" Ne w ,oNeis aiiu i"oi's "ouid ne III
M"
,ettlea Ne he saa ,, 70 g" ana 'lae ns. nv,
has+ =. ~ -. ~ ~ LIZ, .iis
,,,rit &c., 90 nc mpuiu
,rn,,Il a. 80, 49,, ,I t.ao, pue any ls.ioW
"ouii 80 t'.a.. re mus. susstsl va
os ha- tIo ~ w., - ~ an, 'iions
,r,,,i,,, va. ,a',i,,', r,.,, ~ iia'ss W
g. W. IN t.es as osteil
narn,it ,,,ii,,a ~ ,h,,,sh. wo".a
hin, lie go, 'tn,utsma e.ln, 70
r-.tb tha n@,',s+ - AZ
Enia,a,a ,,,l,.i.,,, oaa,;,, - a'a,t,te
apad in his is,dy ie,..a 800 lona aesise
IL ~ nus iaay i".e eheai morning OF
l,ls aps S e.r re @"uda w. -, PROBABLY be
49, $50, ,S ~, ,Liy, ~ weeH'
w eenss eaen re uia d lislltalls cai-
&c ~ ne nou'u ''.s'. li'' 9iaee.
va ns,enent srhe r,tt 49, t'is az, a,
he I,sntnnea IL ~ 80 80, ca, -. ~.
much tonched Wosle, s li,,e s,,.,, " a.
.a...il .oueieu. Women lihe 'uch at
n,ha navt aov .,or.a,,s ,o,;,,
eon nl,,led 'I,' ~ a9,,,.., 81 va. "a
ai-l,s dnor s,14.,ata ,,is.;n,, q. a M
Torn, thai would h,,... 'l'1
III ~ li'tAS s'ouI'i IidNe IIduts foi'iDtlOn
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
SMALL MAN mas MS rnoun1Hs.
Theatrical Manager Continually Finds
Htns elf In Enbnrsssinr Situations

Baltimore Sum The serious disad-
vantage OF having q youthful appear
ance and always being taken for q
small boy is something that is continu-
ally worrying Mr.. Wells j. Hawks,
business manager of the Academy of
Music. 1t is rather embarrassing to be
taken for an usher and II is worse than
crushing TO be asked Ii one is the coat
room boy when that ore is trying to
look the part Of somebody, hut these
are not all Of My iIswlss' Woes in this
direction
One OF the heaviest blows vas struck
during the ensasenent of Miss May II
win at the Academy, says AIR. Hawks.
He was 0acil on tne stage ;alll.ng to
the stase carpenter just before the cur
tain YEN ilp, wnen an actress came out
of he!' siTessins-room. looked at him q
moment and then beclsoacd 1t lrst
the young man With the boyish coun-
tenanee did not stir, SO the lady beck
oned agaia. lie Went over. and this is
the remark She made;
Are yoG the laundry boy?"
MIR. Hawkes. blusaingly denied the
honor and then sought Miss Irwin.
Look here, he sid I've been more
than insulted by g member of your
company. Then lie told the come
aienne What had happened and she
i.Ntsftt-At ~ tl.-ti ltlc Llt Il.tu walt
until she could get hei face straight
Several weeks latea..soale one found d
pocketbaoN in ihe house, and, the box
office being closed, the person who
found it handed Il to Mr.. Hawkes. to
be returned 10 the ci,ner. He put 1t In
his pocket and Went into his office AZ
ter the tkeatsr HAD ,soan closed for the
evening There was & knocl. at the offlcC
dces and two lad!as came IN. One o.
them stepped forward and remarked:
II lost my purse III the house this
evening and want to find out IL 1t ha4
been returned.
Is this it, handing out the pocket
book.
That's it, she sale; as she took it.
Then she opened the purse and took
out a coin. and looking 1T Mr. Hawkes.
with a benevolent smile on her face
said:
Here, my boy, is a dime for your
honesty.
This was too much, and the man with
the youthful lace wiited. and oay GIN
ger ale would revive hi1h.
Somebody suggested that he grow q
mustache, but there are some things
that are not possible evan in the anuse-
ment business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
ANSWERS TO PRAYER.
Doth Antagon,sts cot Favorable nc,ponss
t1A

so SuppuCI:lonA.
Now York Independent: General joe
Wheeler is good to tho Interviewer Ia
yalls out without reserve, as IL speaking
10 friend. lie Is modest II! his manner,
even meek looking. and certainly no one
ct first sight would imagine that this
gentle, genial, kindly man was q hero of
some of tho bloodiest grInn,est battles of
modern times
General o. o. Howard, who commanded
o,e of tho wings of sshetnlan's army on
tho famous march To the sea, and who
bore Lees first shock at Gettysburg, IL
another of precisely tho same type. no
one could be simpler. kinder or gentler.
In fact, 1t seems to be the rule with men.
M with steel. that the hardest knocks
produce the best temper. Old army Off
GERS and old physicians are apt to have .
brcad-mtnded charity, and hopeful,
sunny love of their kind. which is rard
elsewhere. They reverse the rule OF the
witty French cynic The more know
about men, the better like dogs
The last time / interviewed General
Howard 1t was on the subject of answers
to prayer. and thought had him. In
his famous fight with Stonewall Jackson
the union forces were defeated, SO J Il.
quired of General Howard:
You prayed before that battle?''
YES he answered.
"And jackson was a praying man. He
prayed alsop"
Then how was 1t he gained the victory?
Did that mean that the union cause was
wrong"
Very gently the old general replied:
Both our prayers We're answered. Jack
son prayed for immediate victory, and I
for the ultimate triumph of our cause
We both got what we prayed for
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18

churches. and the groups OF towns
folks-sullen fellows, some of them,
with fierce CLEAN in their eyes-who,
standing in the mouths Of reelling al
leys, watched un go by.
But presently we had to stop. A
crowd had gathered to watch little
cayalcade of six gentlemen pass across
our path iaey We're riding two and
two. lounging in their saddles and
chatting to one another disdainfally
unconscious of the people about them,
or the remarks they excited. Their
graceful bearing and the richness OF
their dress and equipment surpassed
anything | had ever seen. dozen
pages and lackeys We're attending them
on foot, and the sound of their jests
and laughter came to us over the heads
OF the crowd.
While l was gazing at them. soma
Bure's horse against mine, Bure HIM
self uttered a savage oath; uncalled
for so far as l could see. But my at
tention was arrested the next moment
by Croisette, who tapped my arm witch
his riding whip. Look" he cried in
some excitement. is not that he?"
1 followed the direction of the lads
fnger-as well as 1 could for the plung-
ing of my horse, which Bure's had
-
pair of the trnons They wero rrossing
th,a street In which we stood ana / Mad
only a side view of thew. or ratheI. of
the nearer rider. He was a singularly
handsome man, i'm age about % or %,
with long loNeocks falling on his lace
collar and cloak of orange silk. His
face was sweet and kindly and gra-
cious to a marvel But he was a stran-
ger to me-
"I could have sworn exclaimed
Croisette "that that wa Louis himself
M. de pavannes,,,
..1,, o.. = a,,,,,,., .
,a,.a .,,r;, .,. We ea, 40 W. ps s ~
nc. oI1,s a.. - .'is sio"o ile''ii's
..>-e, ~ -, usa nv, no.
,,,, ~. mo- ne iaiehei iiah! NC eA-
p'@i4u'
lout mao not been able to get good
looR at the farther of the two. We
Termed IN our saddles and peered after
nun. ms BACK IN the dusk certainly re-
minded me OF Louis. Bure, however,
VINO sand he knew NJ, de Pavannes by
s1shl. laughed at the idea. Your
lrlena he said. lis wider man than
that. And thought ne was right
rho c,o,hss, .,i,a ing FL ~. Ne ene Guy ~. oa
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
Under the Umbrellas,

New York Commercial Advertiser
"It is beautiful weather. said she;
let's go for a walk
Yes" said he. les a lovely night.
Wen go for q prowl We'd better take
umbrellas, because it's raining like ev
crything
yes. that's right" said she. Wen
take umbrellas-two Of them
They went out Into the rain and
slush that night and tramped for many
blocks. 1t was beautiful weather-to
them. Finally they came back home.
you had better put the umbrella in
that stand to drip, said she.
He put her umbrella in the stand and
leaned his own up against the wall in
a corner.
Wont your umbrella drip on the car
pet?' she asked.
NO" said he; my umbrella is dry.
/ didn't put it up, you remember"
Didn't you get wet?" her sister
asked him.
"Oh. no." he replied. with positiveness
and he wondered why her sister
laughed SO significantly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
Cnrioun Signs.

London Chron!cle signs-and Won
ders-continue to be supplied by our
AT Banbury we hear
there Is hanging sign which faces the
entering traveller as Tho First Inn"
The reverse side, facing him as he
leaves Banbury, reads, The Last
Out" At Harley there Is a public
house called The Quiet Woman" The
sign-now removed presented fc-
male without II head. At Duncaster
there Veg some years aEo q curious
sign representing 'l4abour in Vain. :"
and exhibiting two ferculean women.
with a negro IN Il tue. whom they We're
trying to wash white. The sign las
probably been bought by IL firm of
soapmaheis. On the road between
Thames ana Aglesbury tho following
sign may DC read outside an Inn. and
read Alright 1t is quaint:
Eliza Boiling
The Red Cow Inn
Finest Ales and Porter
Our correspondent who collects signs
should make an offer fer this.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
Talked Too .YInch,

A farmer named Ilropff. In Dickinson
comfy, Kansas. declared early In the
spring that God informed him that the
wheat crop this year would be a failure;
and, to prove his belief in the revelation.
he sold hts own wheat crop for few doll
lars per acre. The crop having turned out
to be unusually large, lie was asked the
otlier day TO say something in regard to
the matter, and replied. Il take 1t as a
dispensation from the Lord not 10 talk so
much, and 10 keep 10 myself hereafter
whit Re tolls me. :,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
AN EXPERT CRATER.
His Remarkable Romnnce That Nover
Failed in Its Working.
netrott Erna Press. "Don't believe

Failed in It's Working.
Detroit Free Press: Don't believe
me, hey7" smiled the tough looking
tramp, who had taken q stool in a
Grand River avenue drug store and
asked for a free dispensation of some
spiritus frumenti as a nerve tonic
I'm given 1t to you straight. used
to run just as nice q place as this In
this very city and on this very street
Got hard prescription there? If j
can't compound 1t just as well as your
own pharmacist III go out of hero
dry"
Then he entertained the proprietor by
reading off the Latin labels. TRANSMIT
Ing them, and telling the uses OF the
different drugs as none but an expert
could He was a sure enough drug
gist.
How on earth did you ever lose
your grip" asked the proprietor after
setting out n graduated glass with q
double dose of the medicine called for.
Its one of the strangest stories you
ever heard of, but it's straight. | was
alone in the store about III o'clock at
night when a we'll dressed man rushed
I'm and told me in gasps that his wife
had taken dose of arsenic by mistake
not five minutes before. ! coudn t
leave but ! gave him an antidote. told
to call n doctor as soon as he had Civ
en- my medicine. Next day he VAS
back and told me that before the week
vas out he would give me an evidence
of his appreciation that would put me
on Easy street.
THE races were on. and THURSDAY
morning he called took me into the
back room and put me on to a sure
thing at so to L. lie was on the Inside
and was going TO put up every dollar
he could raise. He advised me to DC
the same. and ] did. cleaning out my
bank account, getting my wife's saw
ings. putting a chattel mortgage on my
stock, and making my grateful friend
my agent to place the money!"
And the horse lost?'
Was no such horse. The mans wirc
never took poison. because he had No
| wife. Nothing but an elaborate con
| fidence game, and I've been hunting
him ever since
Heaven! what luck. Have another
Put this flask In your pocket"
That romance allus CRAFTS en-
smiled the tramp as he headed dowr
the avenue. Never knew 1t to fall"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
CARNEGIE ENv1Es FAUST.
Would Sell Anything to he abl. to 1.-Two
Again Half His Life

London special: 7. P. oconnor pub
fishes remarkable conversation which
he had with Andrew Carnegie at skibo.
he says: "As we drove down to the
station 1 was saying how 1 envied him
his wealth. He said, L am not really
to be envied. How can my wealth help
me? 1 am 60 years old and L cannot
digest my food. 1 would give you all
my millions IL you could give me youth
and health Then l shall never for
get his next remark. We had driven
some yards in silence when Mr.. Car
negie suddenly turned and in a hushed
voice and with bitterness and depth Of
feeling quite indescribable, said: If I
could make Faust's bargain would.
would gladly sell anything to have
half my life over again. And I saw
his hands clench as he spoke"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18

Father o'Neill. pastor of st. Francis
church, San Francisco. is acknowl-
edged to be one of the best rifle shots
on the Pacific coast. He has repeatedly
refused to enter contests. saying, ut
is poor business for priest" Father
O'Neill is also great lover Of and
expert on thoroughbred dOgA
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
~ Narrow Esca,,c.

Philadelphia Press: Il rather fancy
this" said Miss Thurtiod. trying on :;
very girlish hat
Well" remarked the =.nilliner, un
guardedly that would be becoming to
young ladies' of certain age"
And you mean to say my age is ur-
certain?"
Well. er-yes. Until a young wona.a
gets to be "a or 25 her age Is always-
uncertain. That hats too old for vou
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
REST roe TnsnowrI.s

No matter what ails you. headache to s
cancer, you will never sc, wei! until your
bowels are put right C.ASGAE..l'S help
nature, cure you without grippe or pain.
produce easy natural movements. cost
you just 10 cents to start getting your
health back. CASCARETS Candy Ca
thartc, the genuine, put up in metal
boxes, every tablet has c. @. G. stamped
on it. Beware Of limitations
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18

Senator Clark of Montana owns
about forty gold. copper and silver
mines. Out of one which he bought
three years ago he has already made
$3.50, 900 profit. He also has large hold
lngs Of lead mines, railroad, sugar
plantation and rubber plantation prop
erty, besides other huge income bear
ing investments.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
TO Your Feet Ache ami an-u?

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet. AT all Druggists ard
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sen. lElN.
Address Allen S. Oinsted, 1.eRoy, n. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
or Cour.e.

Washington Star: DO you think that
unseltishness ever pays in politics?'
''Of course 1t pays answered Senator
Sorghum. THE unselfish man is the one
who doesn't want any of your money.
And he goes down as clear profit
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
HI. ua,ee.

Chicago Tribune: Did your husba...
hold any public otIice?" asked the re,
porter.
Yes, Sir" said the incorsolab,e
widow He was the righthand support
er OF the Vice Patriarch of tho Ancient
and Illustrious Order of Ballvhoos ),
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
,Jnst n Sar,,,.

Sabbath, In little church In the baek.
woods, the perspir!ng minister, instead OF
preaching n long sermon, called the 1T
ures OIL the Thermometer. just st,1Gy
those tlgures," he said. ut amt half as
hot here as you'll find 1t hereafter " yen
don't mend your ways."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
IfittebOun6.

philadelphia Press: Ascum-What are
you so down upon the English for?
Cassidy-Why shouldn't u Look at tho
stories they do be telin' about thin.
Ascum--Yes. but they tell stories about
the Irish, too, which you say are lies.
Cassidy--Aye' but all the lies they tell
about the English are true
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
INT No Means Of Paving Back.

philadelphia Press: Towne-I see
Iraftmann has bought an automobile.
[ didn't think he mad sufficient means
to spend money that way.
Browns-O. he has all kinds of means
Of borrowing money, and just as many
means of spending it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
Tho safest WAY.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: WHY,
George, you didn't call on papa, as You
positively promised you would,
No, dear, IL am going to notify
Vim a little later.
How"
..ii.-s--5, wireless teiesran,.:.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18
His Ono Talent.

Life: He-1t seems TO amuse you when
l offer to give up all my dissipation If
you will only marry me.
She Yes, 1t strikes me as funny to
think of your denying yourself the only
thing that could possibly occupy your
mind
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-07-18

am sure Piso's Cure for consump-
ton saved my life three years ago
Mrs. Thomas Rohbins, Maple street.
Norwich. N. y, February II. 1900. Z
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ting for happiness in business. professional
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