New-York tribune., 1901-11-17
CHANGE.


When Tillie used to cross my path.
Afoot or riding wheel
A breath OF violets. would reveal
Rut IN her auto she tonight
SO fast that IT .ouid not be see seen: ,. s,y,,
Rushed by me; and though ialed my sisH; It;
knew she passed-by sasolene -t@ie'
Returns TO the Fisheries Department OF Canada
give the total sealing catch for the season. incIuu
ing that of the British Columbia Coast IN 'he
North Pacific off the Copper Islands. Japan coast
and In the Behring Sea- at about 2s3S SKINS taken
by thirty-nine schooners sailing out OF victoria
The catch of the of nine vessels. which hunted
off the Japan coast and Copper Islands. amounts
to 623 skins. average of about oo TO the schOoh
or The Behring Sea catch will be about f0,256
for vessels, four OF those which started
henr Obliged to return from the coast and a5an-
don their cruise of their inability TO secure
Indians The catch is much smaller than 'ast
year when l5.54s skins were taken by thirty-seven
II the farmer who tiils
Makes his living by tillage.
Does the doctor who pills
Make his living by pillage?
-(PhiladeIphia Record
oh pshaw cried the fond g9ung ,I mo5hsT who
was writing to her dearest friend. this dictoharv
Isl. tWbat's the natter inquired her husband.
Il want 10 find out how TO spell 'ootsumstoot-
sums '-(Philadelphia Press
The mill girls of Hazleion. Penn. have fore
sworn all luxuries and will contribute the money
they formerly spent for candy. chewing gum etc.
will attend in order to get an education they other
wise could not obtain. Charitable people of the
region will assist them In the enterprise
PERFECTLY LOVELY"
Oh here's to the lasse of sweet sixteen!
Who views the world with a smile serene
Who speaks in an autocratic way
And murmurs dozen times a day.
ITS perfectly lovely!'
When she pauses the mimic stage to scan
And fixes her eye on the leading man.
She says. she follows his every pose
He's perfectly iovely.'
She said that the mule with the waving ear
And the ostrich whose walk is so very queer.
Ana the the pumpkn that Won the state fair prize
Were perfectly lovely.'
And we who hesitate to forgive
roEs for fSst the Ne. TnnR spell
-(Washinston Star.
"I have Away. thought that a man named Smith.
or Jones or Brown, was Handicapped In the race
for career, but now have reason to take a more
hopeful view OF IT," NAL named Smith.
quoted in The Philadelphia Record" II was talk
ing recently with an old friend of mine about
ambitions that have long cherished. and he said
to me: You'll have to change your name The
world refuses 10 take a man seriously whose name
Is Smith Although he said this jokinsly. was
somewhat impressed. for 1t rather in the line
of my own thoughts. Several days later picked
up a copy of Who's Who in America. book that
contains biographical sketches Of persons prominent
In the professions and In public life. Just out OF
curiosity turned to the Smiths. and II tckled me
to death to l2s Of Them to nothins OF ten
Smyths. There also sixty Browns and forty
six Joneses This was revelation to me. and IT
has given renewed hope"
Why did laugh SO heartily at that ancient
- sslidss:ass :sslii;ddss,s
hadn't nSa ssen tho point "tPhiiadeiphia Press.