The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-15

Ike Moore, formerly OF Hood River, is
under arrest in The Dalles, charged
with the larceny of ,6l7 pounds of brass,
the property OF the o. r. & N. Co.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
-fonder of fhe other man
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on a
positive guarantee. Cure heartburn, dis
tress after eating, raising of the food, or
any form of dyspepsia One little tablet
gives immediate relief. 25c and SOC.
Williams & Brosius.
You can drive horse to a brewery
wagon, but you can't make him drink
beer.
Acker' sEnglish Remedy will stop a
cough at any time, and will cure the
worst cold in twelve hours, or money re-
funded. 25 and SOC. Williams & Brosius.
Interest makes some people blind, and
others it makes quick sighted.
Sick headache absolutely and perma-
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A pleas
ant herb drink. Cures constipation and in
digestion, makes you eat, sleep, work and
happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
back. 25c and SOC. Williams & Brosius.
Men seem to have an aversion to wo-
men BARRIERS ever since the terrible hair
cut Sampson got in Delilah's chair.
When you are bilious, use those famous
little pills known as DeWitts Little Early
Risers to cleanse the liver and bowels.
They never grippe. Chas. N. Clarke.
President Mckinley will visit the Pa
eifc coast next May.
See thatyou get the original Dewitt
Witch Hazel Salve when you ask for it.
The genuine is certain cure fol piles,
sores and skin diseases. Chas, n. Clarke.
The Lostine Ledger lost subscriber
because the paper failed to notice the
marriage of the subscribers daughter.
Nobody told the editor, and how was he
to know Of the marriage, he asks.
Their promptness and their pleasant ef-
fects make DeWitt's Little Early Risers
most popular little pills wherever they are
known. They are simply perfect for liver
and bowel troubles. Chas. n, Clarke.
Mr.. and Mrs. j B. Ace, of Montgom-
cry, Ala, were kicked clear out of a
buggy by an unruly mule last week.
This is probably the. first instance on
record where one Jack has beat two
Aces, when it came to a showdown
Sunday Welcome.
The lingering cough following grip calls
for One Minute Cough Cure. For all throat
and lung troubles this is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results. Pre-
vents consumption. Chas. N. Cl arke.
The hog is the mortgage litter, the
sheep the farm fertilizer, the COW the
barn builder and the hen the grocery
bill payer. The quartette, with a man
and woman not afraid of the work in
caring for them, win insure prosperity
on any farm.-J. S. Trigg.
Counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve are liable to cause blood poisoning
Leave them alone. The original has the
name DeWitts upon the box and wrapper
Itisa harmless and healing salve for skin
diseases Unequalled for piles. Chas. n.
Clarke, Glacier Pharmacy.
1t is high time to stop the seed swindle
perpetrated by the department of agri-
culture, at Washington. W. J. Ingalls,
says he wrote to the secretary of agri-
culture for some tobacco seed, and care
fully specified that he wanted Battle AK,
Climax or Star Plug, and was put off
with the silly excuse that they were
giving out nothing but fine cut this
season.-Sunday Welcome.
Like Oliver Twist, children ask for more
when given One MinuteCoughCure Moth
ers endorse it highly for Group. 1t Itquickly
cures all coughsand colds and everythroat
and lung trouble. Itisa specific for grip
and asthma and has long been a well
known remedy for whooping cough.
Chas. \. Clarke, Glacier Pharmacy.