The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-07-11
Ests,lts

Ttsi vseSa seiits, ny Sect
NJ, ,fsesa. d. yss believe 10 iss s'sf
ra tiaes q itifssi y@, sif: 81 svery
tliss bsi itss ssii a slvls" ] tsrs %,
-Cs,ioEu gis Basicn resissrsn'l 90
Rsilef. ksss yea sty tried ssisf wsiist
We bare esls. az. ses ttsy srs sstsspn
be a bsits irsea,
-Dg yes itlst tist. ttiss tsprIesssi
.,iss nar rhhssoghtr. Ne, sssssItd
no sta Lat tho lsca q then often
rrsrsris ~
-Dss yes ever bear that oterss wst
irsier bad &c inrtainsr, 10 biz speeehf
VIZ. 60. D.s hsl Neil, ihsy sy b.
soaisut sell I've
hos veil Mn 0iIlstsEis boids bar
sssl Iss't !, serttriaif You vosii rot
thirt .he y.ss Day estr 80 II sbs didpi
~ 10 80, ~ II abe we're 29l
-chsfitsbis Old L.5y Poor vomsal
Ard sfs yoa vises' Beesu wcrss
than wl5os. mssm, Me 'nstsnds iss
10 90 1 bsss 10 suppor. bin.
-Biaile. seems 10 be isilieg fact.
Whist nstss ,oa itiuk sof Why. bsre u
/, May spd be hss ensifriy forgotten TO
cone ever spa borres cur garden bose.
Are yep esvtr afraid. Uncls Rsslus,
sted ere 81 the secfsrs. o. falling from
srse,f Camel. replied uaeIs R.stu'.
he's tin pa.sos fall I'm Do bsdrockf
-Ja3ss Add ,oo wiis simsd II ,nd
siraek yont hssd With = eopf Witness
Yes, cir. Jsass Well. ell ] hsvs to ssy
Ia ths, ,oa oush. 10 be very proud OF bar
-As,iqtiiy Dealer - Madam. this Span
ish coin 10 cid more than 100 yssrs old
Madam -H'ni II is stamped 1870. Az
tiquity Dtslsr IL ihst soi Well, ibst. Of
course. is 3 mispriui
Hos did spadkins eet his sppoipt
men, Is brissdier eebsnl' ] never knes
be was connected vitb the army. Oh.
yes, by marriage. His bro,her'in.lsv vas
Upiiei States Senator
Psps Whist boy yoa are to ssk ques
tions. Johnry' ! never used to SAX so
many questions wbsn vas boy. John
ny perhsps II you bad. psps, you might
be able to snsser some Of nine,
Mrs. Housekeep DO you really mean
10 say you are looking for worki Harvard
Habeen No. lady. that's neither what j
said nor xhst meant 10 say. said !
vas looking Tor enpio,mspt.
Did you zee Broadway vbes you
we're 10 Mes Yoiki ssked the farmers
wife OF her hasbsbd, on bis return home,
Oh, yes. vas the reply; ! rsn across !, the
first day | YES there.
My boy tells me be 10 getting much
valuable information at college, said the
proud father. hope he won't ierset spy
thing when be comes home. hope not,
cir. said The professor. He's borrowed
S25 from me slready.
He Il know I'm late, dear. You see,
vas detsiued couple Of hours By 80
old friend who has jass 60. back to town
oil | knew. She (snsppi.hly) Il don't
see why that should have KEEP. you 80
lops.
Charity. Mts. Newbride lsi,h an air
Of trinmpt) Really, was greatly sur
prised TO get wedding present from the
Van der GiIis. They are 90 exclusive,
Jon know. Mise Jellus Yes. but they
ere very charitable | believe.
Teacher How Glspy oil my scholars
can remember the longest sentence they ev
or rssdY Billy Please, ms'sm, can.
Teacher -whs'. Il there only onel Well.
william, you msy tell the res. Of the schol
srs the longest sentence you ever read.
Billy Imprisonment for life.
"A bridegroom oil year ego 10 able
still 10 name the eiyers oil pesrly or quite
oil his wi'e's Wedding presents. He made
. practice 81 meal tine OF calling The van
Gus table implements aud dishes by the
names OF the givers: Please ppfs 40 Aunt
Msr's, Hand me The Mry Churchill.
Whers Is the Frank Jonesi etc.
-nov did you get iid Of lhs, unsishily
bcwlderf asked tue tourist while the
change Of horses vas being made. Easy
enough. responded Amter Pete We inst
started little yarn about % Ibjon battle
bsioe fought sroan' the rock. and The
souvenir hutiers ctid IL 81 sway.
! sar, Il il too bad; the other dsy the
rain came through my roof aud gave me :
regular shower bath. You really ought to
40 someihias. 0asht 10 do somelhiDel
rfouled The landlord. who was very sur
y individual whs, are you complaining
w Do yen expect me to provide you |
si.b.sosp and iowsl, tooi
Whist made you Jump into The midst
u The hah.f inquired the friend. You had
'oihing 10 do With the feud those men
sere .fyi6s 10 ssIlls. Thsfs perfectly 4
rue, answered C,i, SalselL Bal 1 had
o take aides cue ssy or the ether. 4
'ealdn'i take chances on beng On iuno
snt by.siardh a
Cassidy -iis, Dim all rish, nov, dec
Der. fis tee aasre way 20 hor q curin : n
asn. in.i7sly. Dr.. Fs,ten All You
'cuIdI't be sci! oowit Jon hsdui follow
The written directions ~ told you.
sssidy -fclierei ihini Filth. OF ttor n.
ssid "ssollef' thin. az ,hs,'s shsi OF
cnsl
-inissusrl patron = Yea s5v.rii.e 10
'fs oonssnp.soa. doa'i year Dr. Qassk
Yes eli. ! utvtf fsii when my inst, uc