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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1901-01-03
Oefterrei6= ttnaar.:.

prae.- Na9 8eri9ten aus So
lin ipurOe beim bortigen 9aupti!eu.rz
ANTE bon ben repinirenDen Srga1en
cine Malperf enthedi. 90 ipeit
bisber iidergefeut ipurDe. 1T Elm i'm
Mai |. S. bon elmer praser 8ant tim
se1enbeter 8etrag bon $40 e. amtlih
ni1t perre9net tporben. Nte Inter
1uduns iit i'm 3uge. Der lulpenbirte
6auptiteueramts Gpntrrlor Wsnael
3ampah bot ii6 eri9ofea.
Srieni. Das Gerbot bes Mnf<
auaes ber Yereine Dpr benz DANTE
Monument am sesabrestaae Der gnt-
biillung be1elben bat bier. fptpie i'm
eanaen Srentinp groben unnutb berz
bprgerufen. gu Tiiben bes Monll=
nentes ipurben bennoA aublreibs 8luz
inenfrdnae nit sroben Gdlaifen nie=
bergelegt. glm Mbenb fdlofTeR ale
Raufleute friib3eitia ibre 26be:, nm
auf bieIe Meife ben Saa an feiern~ SIN
Der Ndbe bes Monuments patrouilltr=
ten @enfarmen nit alfaepfianstem
Baicnnet unb aablreihe sSpliaeileute.
lie jebe MnIam11luna perbinberten.
gs fanben MIR einiae unbebeutenbe
3piIhenfalle itatt, bic mehrere 0er.
baftnngen ur Golae hatten.
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SISenb,.re s.uo Tse6lenD,tr8.

n.-sSn benz bena9barten
Steele lpurbe bic nab Mnecben oes
Ganbboumeilters Sinm hterIel6it re-
nopirte &ir9e einaetpeibt.
Wtsmar.- Oie Mrbeiter 9omp=
fe'f6en @beleute feterten BEL boiler Nii=
fiafeit bas syeit Der aoloenen 9ob5eii.
@on benz 6er3og=Heaenten nurDen
benz syubelpaare SO Marf nebit bulo=
bnllem 8egleitfhreiben iibertpieien.
SC o It d. Mn Der BismardIdule,
tpel9e bor benz &aiferpaDiQon in ben
Barnsborfer Mnlaeen errtchtet tperben
1cn, tpirb isBt flsiBia aearbeitet. Das
iiber l Meter bobe Hunbamsnt tit fer
tia aetellt, neben temfelben lit elm
ftdrfes 9ebeaeriiit errihtet. unb ein
She'll bes @odels 1T iAon Gelegt.
gbDnbera.-Stuf unertldrliGe
Wsiie sins i,d Weiterbed (Meierei, oie
aur @robberspali9en Domaine 6rf
21dpij1 gebDrt) IN benz eroBen fose=
nannten alten 4cudnberbauie ein
syeuer auf, bas IN tpenisen Minuten
6as eanas @ebdube in Mfae legte. 8s=
trcbnt mar bas 0aus bon mebreren
9aael0bnerfamilien. hie taum bas
natte 2eben retten fonnten.
sfrieblanb. - Dor her @traf=
TANNER bes RDnigl. .Qanbgeridt5 bate
1;H Der Gutsiecretdr 6abn au Derant=
ipprten. Oerfelbe. beim Grafen BON
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CT a6sSotErir3e

D1arfal. Ser 81j66rige
2anbtptrtb Mbout bat iid bier erz
bdnet. sSreenb Elm 9runo gu bieiem
berapeifelten Shritt lit ni4t befannt.
Giirtbeim. = Sin bieitser @inz
ntbner, Der tpegen MiBbunblung ieiz
ner Mutter bpm golmarer S6offenz
etrtcbt gu 5ebn Munaten @efdnsnib
Derurtbeilt pprben mar, bot ii6 nod
an bemfelben Sage erbdngt.
Aombad. - Die @enbarmerie
BON Stablbeim berbaftets ben pesen
ihperer &irperbsrleBung nit na9ees
foletem Sobe itedbrieflih perfolgten
sSofepb Srees aus 9Onbeim unb Ites
ferte ihn in bas 9efansniB Rombach
Elm. Oerielbe nirb na9 @trabburg
transpDrtirt peroen.
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po,materti.

2abes. syn boiler Nii{fiefeit
feierte bas Malermeifter 8eder'fd)e
Ghepaar, besliidtpiinfht bon eirem
qrpBen Greis gsertpanbter unb 9es
fonnter bos 6eft Der goloenen 9oAssit.
NplInpip. Der bur9 bas
GroBfeuer angeri1tete5 59aben 1T bo1
bereutenb GROCER ais urfpriinglih all<
qenommen purhe. Der1elbe beaiffsrt
f;h naA ben aneeitelIten 8erednlngen
Guf ni1 tpeniser als 500.555 Mcrt.
Giorgoba Miig. MOrsens
tpurte ppn benz biefisen 9pbtensrdter
auf hem Rirhbofe eth Mann erbdnat
aufusfunben. Die Nahforf9ungen
rrqdbtn, bab IN Der perfDn ber Rubs
fiifterer bes gutes Qudbenbprf ermit~
ielt tuerDen fonnte. DdS Mptib ber
1bot ideint ieoenfals @anermutb 5u
fein.
5toIp. ssyn Der Naht ertDnte bus
sFelerfianal aus MnlaB eines 8rdnbes
nilf bem grunbitiide ber Girma Dederi
81 Wlau am Gtepbanplab. Dos Geler
lit auf ni6t aufgstldrte Weiie i'm Ref<.
s{tlraurn entitdn6tn unb tbeilte iin bon
hier ben Wldfhiners ilnb MertHGtttns
rdunen mil. Dieie GGIube iin0 ppns
l6noio nus9ebrannt.
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GGfes.ui8=SpiWestte

Gisleben. Der 0Guer Otto
Sermann bon bier tpurbe auf Dem
Sttp19a6t bur9 r,iebergebenbes Sc
1tein i6tper perlebt, 70 bab feline Mufz
nabme in bas &nappidaftsfranterz
bdus erfolsen mubte.
@efell. - Ourh Elm i'm 9aule
bes 5errnHanib ausgebrodenes sSeuer
tpurben Observation-Disclosures eingeG19ert.
Meni4en iinb babel nt9t nmgefom>
men. Oas @afbaus n3um griinen
Baum" tpurbe berort ppn ben Mdifers
mahen burdpeidt, bab es unbeipobn;
bar ipurbe.
Saini9en.-- Sin 9entmal ion
benz Grfinber bes 9ols1hleifens, Sr.
@pttl. Seller, in 1einer 0ateritaot
6eini6en bon ben beutf9en 9olaihletz
fern uno papierfabrltanten errthtet
trerben.
Robur a. - 100 &unItgldIer
bat Der periforbene 9eraps Mlfreo binz
terlaHen. Seine Wittne bat ieBt bic
Sammlung Der 8efe 3oburg iiberz
tpie1en. Sen @9iperpunft bilben bic
@ldIer 8enebigs in ibren manntsfcz
den Sehniter. 9ie 5peite 5telfe nebs
men bic nit Sdmelofarben bemalten
beut1den 0oblgldier Elm. Wlan l4dbt
ben Mertb Der San1mluna auf etne
balbe Mlion Marf.
2eopoIbsbal1. = Das 1lnz
aliid auf Der bie1isen demil4en sSaz
5rif goncprbia fat Elm tpeiteres Opfe-
geforbert. Ser Mrbeiter Mertens tit i'm
Rranfenbauie }einen 1hperen inneren
0erleBunsen erlesen. Die 3abl Der
Sobten betrdgt iebt bier.
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.Mbeinfala.

WiI8artsmieien. Sc
meinbetpalbe tpurbe Der 6olsbauer
GriebriA Miirb BON einem fallenben
8aume eri9lesen uno mar iofort eine
2ei6e.
Nutsmeiler a. 81. Ser
Gien1tfneht &arl Meber tpurbe in
9aft genommen. Weber lit beI1ulz
bigt, bic Gebdulibtetten hes Miiuers
Erautb angeaiinbet gu baben.
Mebtersheim. Griib ents
fhlief bisr9irfdipirtb Safob Gunb i'm
Otter bon 81 Sabren. Gunb mar elm
pffener, bieoererer @barafter, Der nidt
blDs bier, fonbern aud in tpeiteren
areiien allseneine 9odahtung senob.
@iebeIbinaen. Der II
Sabre nlte Mderer Yuul @bel ppn bier,
isiir5te ars rer 6austbiire berStraubz
tpirtbi4nft feines S6tpiegerfobnes
Miiiel 70 unsliidli1 in ben gepflaherz
ten 4of bob ct einen Shdbelbru1 ers
titt, benz ct erlag.
Manenbeim.-Ndbts SO ber5hieb
bier nnth lGngerem aulebt fdtneren
leiben bsr tatb. Pfarrer 6err Sob.
Erct. Mit Inn berliert unler Gtdbts
den einen liebenspiirbisen unpdrteiis-
,fmen Mitbiirger, 5sine @emeinbe einen
t,euen tpoblmeinenhen GeslIorqer.
pfarrer Rrnf ipirfte ieit &c sya6rtn III
bieiieer G;entinbs unb erreihte sin9gls
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@aierts.

pfarrmaif adj. - WufS;blpb
Mie1en Seblab entftanb ou=n
@5elb fentaiinbung elm srobsr 8raao.
gs berbrannten 1000 Shpd getreioe
unb alles 9eu. Ser S9aben betrdat
10000 so. gieentbiimer bes Nnnez
Iens ift Ibseorbneter prieser.
Sreifing. Ser i'm lebter
2anbtaee genebmtete 9feubau elmer
Molfereif6ule in Weibenltepban lit in
bielem Serblte i'm Robbau fotpeit fer
ttggeitellt porben, bab er unter 9 ID,
sebra6t tperben fonnte. Sm nG1Eten
Jriihiabre tptrb nit ben tpeiteren Qrz
beiten unb nit Der @tnri1tung Der
Molferei begonnsn tperben.
RuI m 3 9. = Ginen semeinen
Mct Der &a6e psriibte Der 8rauereis
2lrbeiter SOB. 9ibner bon Sauernz
burg in einer biefigen 8rauerei, Die
ibm sefiinbigt battle. gr lieb einen
Sub Bter bon ettpa 56 !9ettpliter sSssr>
balt i'm Mertbe bon 1000 Marf cus=
laufen, ipurbe aber BON Der polisei
balb erutrt.
Mippfetten. = Der 9bdter
bes bier begangenenHoubmnrbe ipur=
be in Mrnitorf, 8e5irtsamt @agenfel>
ben, berboftet. gr siebt an, sSo5ef
6uber au beiben unb bertpeiaert iiber
feline perf0nli9teit iebe tpeiters g.nz
gabe.
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ssheimprepias ,,ns sseiafaless.

@pItnaen.- Die Ginipobners
acbl Der @tdbt @plineen nod Der leb=
ten per5onenItanbsaufndbm betragt
AZ. 5.142, i'm porisen Sabr bstrus tie
43,872.
Merben. 3tpei i'm 3u9tballs
unteraebrahte Derbreder Namens
Wdermann lnb 1ranb iinb aussebrcz
den. Man Dermutbet. Dab fie ihre
5ludt burh ben sur Rubr fiibrenben
Canal betperfitelligt baben.
MInHer.- Die f1on felt ldnge@
re 3eit sepflogenen 8erbanblunaen
atDifAen Ser Gtabt Miiniter unb benz
Gtubtenfrnbs betreffs Megulirulg bes
9laaelGnbes am Meaibii Sbor finb
nnnmebr bur1 Gnti6eib bes Mlniz
tiers gum Mb1dlub sefommen, unb
3ipar ben Miinfden Ter Stabtperipals
tl.ng entfpreAenb.
pdberbpr1l. ~ pfarrer 9dnss
mann in Matten1Geib bat Die ihm anz
aebotene Grnennung gum Domberr an
ber hieiigenRatbebrdle abgelehnt. Nun=
mebr lit ais FOLDER pfarrer ssrnna pe<
ters in Wlotbo prG5entirt iporben. Die
Wofan3 entftebt burh bic @rnennnna
bes ODmfapitnlars unD Generdlbizs
tors prdlatengDisse aum DDmpropf
6amm. Cine tbeure gigdre
rt.rdte i'm MGr3 b. s. Der Gdbrifbes-
Fiber 6eruldnrl sSiebler hierfelbif. gr'
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cfpyeuBen.

M 0 brungen.- - 8ei ben5tabtz
Derprbnetentpablen ipurben fplgenbe
9erren getpdblt: Nbbaubeiiber 9.
Hibter, SiiGlermeiiter u. RlanB, Mbz
baube1iber s. Saerner. Geilerneifisr
6. 2ieotfe, aaufmann 8. Miebe, CUTS
befber 8. gaelinsfi unb Miiblenbl>
iiber s. 2ieotte.
Neibenburq. Waaen fabrz
lGf1iger 8ranbitiftune lit bon Der biez
fioen Straffamnler Der 8eraarbeiter
@pttlteb Na1t 3u fe9sWphen 8efdna=
nib berurt6etlt lpDrben. Wd6retlb er
bel 8ernanbten in Muf1aferl au Be-
iu6 mar, febte ct iih am 4. Stunt ,ln=
ter eiren nit Strpb aebedten Ghupz
pen, Inn tpel6sn herlm trodene Moloz
frleu lag. I'M nit ben &tnbern Ipiez
len S1t fDlnen, nahm ct bic brennenDe
Gisarre aus benz Munbe unb bielt iie
nit Der re9ten !6anb. bic CT auf tus
Rrie ftiibte. Rura bdrauf, als er iez
men plab perla1en batte. beeann Bic
Gpreu all bremen. unb has sseuer
b-eitete ftob auBerorbentli9 f9neu
aus. gs ipurben 65 @ebdube, barun=
ter mebrere WDbnGduier. einaeGfGert.
Die 5dbrld1iteteit bes Mngeflasten
ipurbe barin gefunben, baB er nit Der
brennenben Giaarre in einem Srte
hdntirte, an tpeldsm iih letdt brenn=
bare SaGen befdnben. Seine NepiIion
ge9en bas o5en ertpdhnte urtbeil tour=
be bonn Heibsgeri6te berpprfen.
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MuSldnoiid)tS.
8ramoe ,burs.

m.-Dabier perldieb nod
lGngerem 2eiben unier langidbriger
GeelIrrger paitor gilbert Badali. Ter
Deritorbene bat ith ipd6rena feiner
IcngiGbiae1s Observation-Disclosures bie
rebhite Giebe ilnb 0Ddfndbuns BET
Mrm nnb Meih ertporben. foOaB ilils
fere @emeinbe blrh ben Sob ihres
GseliDrgers in tiefe Srausr periest
spOrben lit.
Qanbsberq a. 90. - Dieter
Edge berbreitete fid) in nnierer
Gtdbt bic S1redensnathriGt. hab
i'm Nahbarborfe Gtuiht Elm Morb
beriibt iporben lei. @enanere grilitz
teIunaen ergaben. bah pprt eieWittfpe
Mltpiile gDbulsfh bor ihrer Mobnung
ernlDrbtt aufaefun6en !purDe. Die
ssrau ipar burh etnen Mteicrfih in
BE Bruft eetDbtet iporben. 0on Gem
1bdter feblt bisber iebe Spur.
@prqau, N.z2. - Das Mpltfez
Denfmal lit unter Shilndbme Der
Spiben Der ifaatlidgr unb itGbti1hen
BebDrben enthunt unb banit nnlere
Stabt Inn etne neue Sehensniirbigfeit
berei1ert lpDrben.
SSfAebnoip. = grobes gluf=
iebn erreste bier bic 8erhaftun3 bes
penfionirten ppitf6affners g., bic
spesen Deri1iebener Sittlichfeitsperge=
ben, bic er an SAultinDern besangen
hdben ION, erfolate.
OlfpreuBen
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.Baoeit.

Gehl. Mm Sd,ulthausneubor
au 0orf Gehl lpDllte Der S6lonermelz
iter sSerbinanb 6euber bon Staot &ehl
fei ber Mnlage eincs 8libableitersWsaB
nebmen; babel bate ct oas unelid,
abauItii+sen, anb ii9 10 au perlsbsn,
bab er nob Sanie esfabren tperoen
muBte.
aD + a d. - Dem bieiigen Mmtsz
eeri9t purbe Elm SaelDbner Soief
SSGBler aus sSbers (9hneta) eingeliez
fert, Der i'm Mdra 1898 bel Saarbriiz
den benz 56iffer s. 6enninser aus
StraBhurg 400 M. mittels @inbruas
itabl.
80 a nnbeim. 6ier 1tir5ten
h:ieDer Stpei Sannperfer ab unD 5tpor
rsr 2Oidbrise 3immermann Gottfr.
GtpG bp:n 0ahdtubl bes S1ulbausz
rerbaues in 10 Meter 6DDe. 5tDa
pL1be nit elmer lebensqefdhrliAen
0erlsbune ins &ranfenbaus aebraAt.
Sobann fiel Der eiteirdtbete Waurer
WH9. Senn beinlGaloi oi6mel5 l5enneuball
ron einem 9eriiit au 8Doen unD bon
hier in einen 5 Meter tiefen Gellerz
1doht. Ser ebenfclls iGlhper Geruns
e!iiGts lpurDe na9 9auie sebra9t.
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Snrem6urg.

2urembura. Gin Mdr9en
cns alten 3eitsn, freili6 tein anseneD=
mes, tpirr bur6 Elm Gho aufsefriidt,
tas aus fem fsrnen Nleranorien gu
rns brinat. 6,rr Simpn Ybilipart,
@pGn runleres" Wilirrart tbeueren
Q(ngebenfens 1T bort au 2 sSabren @,=
fGngniB berurthetlt tporhen, neil er
als Mtteliab bes 8ertpaltungsratbes
zen r3anque inbuitrieae" falIde 8iz
lan3en berDffentliM unb 2 MiQionen
gletien u,,terIhlaaen bate. Ser Npfel
fdnt niht neit ppm Stamm, tpenn
auh Der Baum, tn 8elaten itanb un5
Der Npfel in ggppten fdnt.
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gbur. NadSem i'm Sabre 1896
i'm Berabprfe peiben Ia Bon ben "a
Gdufern abaebrannt. tpurben iiingit 6
Der perfhont gebliebenen 0dufer ilnb
- Gialle Dnrh cine sseuersbrunit 3er<
ii1rt. Der tlea dufaebaute Dprfrheil
blieD peridont.
1ethlebem Bel 9iimpli3 (Et.
Herl). Gier ihoB Elm Qanbtpir1b
init elmer Sngbflints. tpie eS beibt. aus
Wtr(tben, auf .ineH Mauerer BANS
Osbri9. Q,ater BON bret Rinberu. lpsl,
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nXmlih feH, bab mad Der neueien
5tatiftit anf ie 1000 Ginpobner in
Warburg idbrli9 nur 13 @terbefdle
idmen; auh bic &inberiterblihteit
Derrinsere iid, tpie bic 2iiten auspiez
fen, BON sSSabr gu eeSabr.
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glab bem npfor3bsimer Mn3.1 nurs
be in Die Qansesi siiedxnanitalt 5H Gbrs
nau cine Gteiermdrferin aufaenoIl.
men, bic LA Sabre alt lit. rsSbr Wd.
ter behauptet bas 8lott, ltarb i'm MI
ter bon 90 Sabrell, bic Mutter ipnrbe
500 Sabre nlt. Damn ipirD ber buns
helipier3e6nj1brige 9adfiih pDN audi
nrd tinnlaI cine Matrpne Eerceu,
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2luf alien gilbern. bic bisber bonn
5ultcn bon 5ulu erfhienen, bate er
einen iippigen 6aar!puhs. Neueiten
Depef@e sufolae foG er feias 0aare
mehr auf benz Rppf haben. Gr tpirb
lie iib bod nitbt fir Gnfsl Gam's
3uflbub fDie Der 8erliner fagt -
.biiipeg aiEiiiirt haben12
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-01
A MAGNIFICENT DREAM.

Edgar Saltus, poet and philosopher, has
been dreaming dreams, extraordinary.
and i'll a vision, he saw tie stars AMI
stripes proudly floating over the crests
OF the CordiIleras and the Andes, all the
way down to the strait of Magellan. It
is q magnificent dream oothers have
dreamt it before, but they have" always
failed to give any practical way to real
ize it.
1t would never de to subiugate the
South American republics. by conquest.
The people of the United States would
not stand for il. and, the cost would be
far out of proportion to The gain. The
only way TO realize Mr. SaItus' dream
would lie by peaceful annexation with the
consent of the people of those countries
themselves. But such is not likely to
be the case. Those people are altogether
too much taken with their own particular
brand of liberty, with its perennial crop of
revolutions and successive relationships.
They owe their very. existence TO our
protection. yet we have never received,
anything but irgratitude III return. If
it were not for the Monroe doctrine, the
European powers would carve up South
America even before they finish China
and that would mean an end OF revolu-
tons down there. Yet the people Of
South America have no gratitude for US.
They have directed nearly all. of their
commerce into European hands; they are
agitating the formation of an alliance
against us, and in Venezuela it seems,
they have even started a revolution for
the special purpose of driving out Ameri-
can business and American interests.
Moreover. it is very questionable
whether it would be wise to admit those
hybrid races as American citizens and
ask them to join in making our laws.
while it would be contrary to our ideas
of liberty and self-governnent to treat
them subjects without any voice in
the affairs of the state.
If these objections can be overcome,
very we'll 1t would be magnificent
thing for this country. 1t would be
grand thing for South America. because
it would mean law and order and rapid
development. The coastwise trade of
South America alone, would require one
of the greatest merchant marines in the
world and under the coastwise navlga-
ton laws. that trade would have to go
entirely in American ships. The natural
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-01

s solve that you will help cur country
back where she beongs."
What a pity te be such a pessinist!
Even the season of hope and happiness
has no sunlight for him. But the eoun-
try Will go on: Just the same. The
eroakep is apt to be lonesome This
world is too Young and vigorous to get
swamped in the Slough of desnond.
The AnericanIpeoRle have an .unbouhded
confidence in themselves and their flu
ture- There is nothing too great and toe
grand for them Is hope, and strive, for.
They measure their future by their past
and get dimensions that no human mind
can grasp, Even If they should acct
dentaliy make a set of eonsummate. asses
of themselves fora while they would
soon get at thesttd1e state of things, and
have the good common sense to. correct
it. and in the end the whole affair would
merely be an Incident in the grand on
ward and upward march of events.
r. Whatever questions confront us, they
may be bungled, and botched for a time,
but, eventually. the good sense of the
people will prevail and solve them all In
the light of broader knowledge and in
accord with the grander destiny that
awaits us as the foremost and most en-
lghtened of the mighty powers or the
world
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-01
POOR FEII.oWt

Old Harvard university may be proud
of Prof Charles Eliot Norton as a phil
osopher author and scholar. but the
professor would hardly be awarded first
prize for patriotism in popular voting
contest.
Poor old fellow! He feels bad. He is
color blind to the sunlight and 10 every
thing that is bright and encouraging. He
lives in a great country, but the things
that inspire other men and fill them with
enthusiasm he can not see. He has,
heretofore, declared that there are very
few gentlemen in this country that the
American people have acquired the var
nish of civilized life, but their natures
are not refined, and that he felt with
Sir Horace Walpole, that he could be
proud of his country were it not for his
countrymen.
Such and similar uttefances from the
learned pessimist We're called forth by
our war with Spain, and since then he
has grown more atrabiIious every day
To his mind, this country is on tobog-
gan slide to the bow-wows and going at
such a speed that it makes him dizzy to
think of it. OF course it will al end in
a grand smash up and the contents Of
the ship Cor rather toboggan) OF state
will be spilled out promiscuously in
space but as Prof. Norton is we'll along
in years, he may hope to escape the
final catastrophe.
A group of Harvard and Radcliffe stu
dents, all filed with the happiness of
youth and of yule-tide. had gathered at
Prof Norton's Cambridge Tome on
Christmas eve, and to them he said
This is the season of the year when
peace on EARTH good will toward men.
feigns, but for the past Chrlstmases
there has been a sad gloom hanging over
the country. We have not been at peace
with the world and we have not shown
who have lived in a past when there
was at least q pretense of keeping up
the old American doctrines, this is in
deed sad. Today the United States is
standing forth as one Of the worst of
all nations, for she is expressing. nl-MsliI
toward men-She Is at war. In listening
to the old story of peace and good will
We should all make "A resolution ito try.
to change this state of affairs. We who
are old should do what little we can yet
do. and you who are young should To-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-01
EXPERTS At HUGGING.

An editor in Iowa was fined $500 for
hugging girl in church.
Cheap enough! We Rugged a girl in
church, some ten years ago, and it has
cost US a thousand dollars a year ever
since.-Young America.
That's nothing! We Rugged a g'rl In
church, some twenty-five years ago ami
have had to support her and her family
ever since.-Tioga Democrat
Come to Salem, Or, boys, come to
Salem! We have Rugged a dozen and it
hasn't cost a csnt.-Democrat Review.
We commenced to hug twenty years
ago and now hate to throw a stone in
school yard for fear of hitting some Of
our family.-Atchison Times
We hug and like to hug. and dara
the expense; fellars, if you enjoy lux
uries you must pay for them Day
Book
We have been In the business for about
fourteen years and have tackled subjects
from the little tootsy-wootsy on our
knees to one so large that We had "a
hug with piece of chalk In h1th hands
to mark where we began and left Oft,
then repeat-Truth.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-01-01
SHORT SMART STORIES.

A story Illustrating how. the strong VII
of her majesty was held in check when
she was quite a child; says that queen
\ViIhelnina of Holland had one day given
her mother offense by her'wfllful conduct
Her mother, says. the LONDON Express
requested her to leave her presence
which she did. A few minutes later came
a knock at the door.
who is there?" asked her mother.
at is I. Queen. of the Netherlands re-
piled the child.
~ am not at home for the Queen of the
Netherlands replied-her mother, but
can receive .Wtlhelmtentje.
This was followed by the sound of re-
treating footsteps. Five minutes later
another knock.
In reply to the inquiry, "Who's there?'
came the meek answer. 1T is L, your
daughter Wilhelminat'
1t is recorded of the late Sir Arthur
Sullivan by a gentleman who was one of
his classmates at Leipsic that the dis
tinguished composer never told but one
joke while student at the Conservato-
rum. Englishman that he was. he dem
onstrated the characteristics of his race
both in his inability to Sc the point of a
Witticism as we'll as to tell one, says the
St Louis Republic. It so happened that
Sir Arthur had been asked the conun-
drum, when is a woman not a wom-
an?" He gave IT up, after blankly staring
into space for several minutes, and when
told the answer which is, WREN she is a
little suIl1y. was SO overcome with laugh
ter that he threw himself upon his bed
and gave way to commissions of merri-
ment.
The following day, when class had been
dismissed, the great composer announced
that he had new conundrum that he
wished to ask. In a minute he was the
object of the closest attention. Then,
with the greatest gravity imaginable, he
asked, when is woman not a wom-
an2"
There was a long pause, and Sir Ar
thur waited patiently as one by one his
classmates acknowledged they We're un-
able to solve the riddle. Finally, when
all had given it up, he announced the
answer which was this. When she IL
a little buggy
Not waiting to see the effect of the
joke, he went into fits of merriment, and
when he recovered himself was greeted
by a circle of black countenauces.
why dom + yelFzIaugh29 he asked
I'VE don't see any point" replied
chorus of voices
1T is when she is a little buggy" said
Sir Arthur, with great emphasis. Again
there was, silence, and gradually 1t began
to dawn upon Sullivan that his joke had
miscarrfed because of his own fault.
Later, it leaked out what the Joke was,
and to cfte last sof his student days Sir
Arthur never heard the end of his conun-