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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1901-08-15

Mamma-"How did you know that the
lady was not the little boys mamma,
Johnny" Johnny-"She gave him a sec
ond piece of pie, and he did not ask for it,
either. Boston Transcript.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1901-08-15

The judgment of the girl who sits sigh.
ing for q career while her mother does the
Homework is in need of mending We'll.
spring
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1901-08-15
Didn't Want Knowledge.-A gentleman

Didn't Want Knowledge.-A gentleman
one of his choice trees with Ratchet The
gentleman tried to catch the boy, but the
latter was too quick for him, so the farmer
changed his tactics. Come here, my little
son, he said, in soft, futelike voice, with
counterfeited friendliness, come here to
me minute. l want to tell you something"
Not yet" replied the recipient Little
boys like me don't need to know every
;ng."-Glasgow Evening Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1901-08-15

Logic.-Maud-"W When are they to b
married." Ethel Never" Maud
Never? And why so?" Ethel-"She will
not marry until he has paid his debts, and
he cannot pay his debts until she 1narries
him. Fun.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1901-08-15
EDUCATIONAL.
SOUTHWESTERN PRESBYTERIAN UNIVERSITY,

Next session viii open September 18th Attention OF
parents and others invited the
Able faculty OF fourteen Physical Director. Gymnas-
delightful community Healthful. Accessible. Ex-
penses very low Less than one hundred dollars each
half year. Large endowment for support For cata
logus or special Information. address REV. GEORGE
SCMMEY, d. D., LII. D, Chancellor. address until
September 10th, Monteagle, Tennessee.)
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
BOYCOTT IS LEGAL

\ low V..E. He. nm EH.l.m Judr, granted lu injunction r.lnn.ne etr.s,"
 .r.m nas..r.He amy H.rau ur u.r.oW ..r On. Hr.... .r uI..He such per.uH .I ..r-... ... I'd. J..I .r .I. business with oh. u.uHr .r n.t fH I.aI with or fIr ...h .Hu.... O. tl. ulurre Workm.n. Y. .fH.r a.nl. strikers who should .H, l. .II..n-b....r .W. WU hIy uur u..r ....VH.u. .f Ve must meet 1t your U.r m.H win. HY.. taken nur places and ... tH.r.I.n. mod .er..In.. company f.f would H. U..u.. t. the pains and p.n. 1.t... u. contempt
 Law N.... H HWr.r Ioum4I com. m.rtu. .u tn. H.H hs Injunction ..r..t.I .u unn.r .r some of thc NgI I.N .au... I.t r..s un O. say.
 u H .... Ja.I.I nE th- SInr,m. Ia- t...II Court .l teHas.ftf lst year f appear. rnIt . m. Hrf. uf thit d.tu ...U..I ...rI N.r. .l tH. opinion thlt f u....tt .u I contest between strikers 1uU .uUI I... not embrace iu u. ..n.mr .r intent ...I.nce. breach of cou- .rI.t. .r .th.r conduct unlawful on ....H.I. Independent nI tln m"rr II't tI.t tHe le,or of Che defendants Na. ..mnH.I DU..f Justice Holmes was te. .mnH.u..Ut of th.t opinion. N person mt. withdraw hts custom from trade. man no hs m.r. 0Iurc. h. may ch"u.. n0t tn ultr.n.1. man who trades vith uuIIH.HI.f H.a... tuI th.r. s un I.-. r.m.il. TU. .uH...tt .n num.nr hI. boon .,rr. s..t sanctioned uy oth,. courts ol u.t r...u who's. opinions arc ..tllI q. great respect
 Prom tu.. Il would ...m tHIt thc pre.. ,... a.u onutI.I t. orur.e. the miluc t..u. snI rerHIn. tl. "Nr.Iov- IouulE were .vcu.abl. tor .ro1nrr Ther' 1r o.ot-..u. whom rHHru- is nsceHrlr, and oa. of tH.m Is thr .eerworSuE oi th- Injunction machine uE trlet-fayar'i Judges
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
sNoHs ARE BORN, NOT MADE

Tbe Columbus COD usu1tch recentH .lI tHit Army oWccr. stationed there complain thtt they have been subjected O, n-uuus treatment by somc persons ol tbIt town have ur,u plbuc1Iy hooted at and especially thlt thrir uniform Ule ut,u mlJe tbe subject of derisiNr r.mHrh. \ correspondent uf Che New York SIn. vhUr eHutus tntt some of fu. I..uror Iu which th. United states uniform e h.I by certain class of n.orI. m tba country H duv Co Bryan and U. fellow .Ie.fat.rs lsumst 'mut- Urim. nevertheless holds chat "thr .nahl..hness uI many West Point Arm, 0Uo-r s responsible for much ot thc popular luurahy .e,t for the uniform This chars. .- an.urI Evcu brflre thr r...rt mUreI-. nUt hHf the Army ouI. CUTS won. from West Point 1uI sIucr tnr .u.r.em.ur ul tnt Army and tnr appointment uf nree number of ..,UHu. Hnu NH.urte.rs thr proportion .l West Point mon n tle Arm, !. erltN u.Iu..I
 Th.re e certainly nothing u thr edu- ..u.n Ht West Point thlt should jr. t.... .H.hn. .Hu.... suJ uccouiiug tu ..r uI..rluuou. tn.re lre fewer suohs .m..e Army u1C.r- ue rIass thIr .m.u. tlHse uf any other profession rH. Uurt military suons wc ever saw won. som. ol ttHse appointed to th. r.eu.r Army from c.tu ufe u l>6i-s m.u nh. hlI u.t.r served Iu the ue'd m.r, ur.f.e.. ul uHur relations of r"H- f....u. uIll "uIII NHnolN oNhIn. r.I mur. I.eeusr and contempt for th. .n.UH... uI tn..r military -nobs tnlu th..r ..n.uar tH. superintendent uf th, .I.Ir r..ruImr ono. Wfo was 1u o.d N...r .. tHr rNuI rUteJ states Ar.I- I.r.. euUult. ul tne class of iNN at West Point who hlI e.r,ed lIlnutN u on. F.rHl nrI Mexican war. su.a. .r. horr. rot mad.s uo man is a .n.n h...u.. h. e Hu army oMcrr au tH. nHu.a..s uI West ro.ut lU che .i.eltlaH and eNner.u.. of Army hf. Ur. hH.tI. tH thr cultivation ot tht spirit .f .n.nhshn.-s
 \ usaN appointed civilian cor newly appointed volunteer officer s far mor ua.. tu exhibit e.If-ooHse.aIsnrss and .V.ee.rHe mtun.r t1n West Point er.UH.t. vh. U. H- I raIr. uuIfurm, m.I..t HrI e.r..mHrIN rh.r. Is. oi ..ur-. lmuHe respectable Army officers individual Hr.I- arI H.r.ar.I issIre tH ur...r.. tHe reputation ut thc service Tr. ..H.r. Ir. lmnus olr picked u.r .uI Joy their honorable public situation bow. l reht iH 70 peculiar. rN- .u... -.Il..st.em 1rI do vru t' cuu- ..t. t. I.l tn.s HuI.h.. AnI of prJ. II. .uur.N I-Hr.t from .uHhh.shu.-- eH..I i.I tu..Ir t-I.. which .Is unVbrr. L.II m mon. u.mu..t. J.,.slt.uu than
 m.. tr.. -.u.r. ur ,Nr.rI,ucs whether .uIut.. ol West Point '" H0t s..tr. .luUtar high mtcu ...e. urI heroic experience do not m.Um. n.ae Y.mr graduates of au ..U.... I..ne m.mU.r- of lu pruf,s- ...u. .r. H.t ..HI.m tuu...nt'y b.t t.. ......H.t.I .aI ..HtetIe1I hut t..r. U. I.- uf tn. lmanr w.akns.e among W..t ruur.r chan among tb. -r.Iu.t.. .. ...U H.rHn'.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
KICKING
London Finds Fault With
 Capital At Sitka

Even parties in London, England have a kick coming ot Che capital or Alaska being situated so far out in nowhcrc
 The following is from thc report Co stockholders of White Pass & VI. 'u R R.. as same appeared r
 Enrl Financial News. Angus f.lL
 'rhcrc has been am unfori dc- lay lu Che matter of obtaining llcIol luotatlon from Che Stock Exc. Isc for our stock. but everything is at I..t conn nlctc The delay has been due Go Che fact that one of Che local company g mortsarcs was held over for many weeks by thc Registrar ot Mortgages at sitka. thc capital of Alaska. Tho mortgage had already been registered at Washing ton as required Co comply with Che Amer ican law. and had to bc rcr'.rrod at Sitka as we'll
 "Whcu Che Registrar 0t clvcd rhc mortgorc. for som countahlc reason hc dd nothing W nearly , month and whom hc G. registered it hc sent it contrary to instructions Go skorwoy 10 must bc n ncmhoroJ thnt communication between a.tia and che outside world ls by occ1auua. steamers trading between Skogw8y and Pociuc ,orts. and as thcrc hls been 1u outbreak ,f smallpox amongst thc Indians at Sitka this spring. even fewer steamers than usu1l called. and this probably had Home considerable influence upon Che long de- 1y that took place.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
Adnlni.trntor'. Notice

Notice is hereby given that the under signed has been duly appointed Admin stratrix of Che estate of A. A. Anderson. lcceoscd.
 An persons having claims against ad estate are required Go present them Go mc with Che proper vouchcs. within six months from this date. at my residence. corner of Holly and State streets In Che City of Skagway. Alaska or Go my ot- tornoy R. W. Jennings. at his onicc on th street in said city
 Dated at Skagway. August 3l iall
 Anna M Anderson
 AdmlnlstrltriV S-2l-tw.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Prohibition ls obtaining considerable vogue In some. counties of Mississippi Its opponents donouncc t 1s 70 New England Importation. and quote from a public letter of Jefferson Davis. in which bc denounced prohibition os "1 wooden horse iu which Che disguised enemy t' ,t1t. sovereignty. Che guardian of liberty. s introduced" MT Davis further dc- 1ounced prohibition as getting ut Che ryu Che wrong way IIe wrote. "Ihr abuse. and not the use of st.mulauts. is .he cyu to be rcmcdi,d If dunkcnnoe be Che cause of crime. why nnt pronounce drunkenness itself Go be % crime and 1t- tach to 60 proper and adequate penal ucse"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Tho London Saturday Review says
 Tho time win come when Che outrage lus Monroe doctrine win produce dead. lock between European and American .oyernmcuts Neither Germany Spain France nor Grcot Britain win HurrondrI legitimate claims Go expansion in South America. These threats and hostile hints lr- not considered seriously hy anybody ln this side of Che Atlantic. hIt the tim' may come when the United States wiu welcome English and German acquisitions .n South America as corrective f not D controlling influence there.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
A Bath At Home.

William Britt Che sixth street druggist has received number ol Che fnmuds -0uaker Bath Cabinets" and for gcn- ulne Turkish yopor or dry bath they can- not bc cNccllcd They arc not costly 'nl last for ycars After tu.ur onr yo1 could not possibly got along without it For rheumatism it is one of tho finest things out Can around and sce them
 Visit Che Royal steam plant and sec how laundry is done without Injury to soods
 Clothing. hats. shoes md mons fur nishIurs. an going ot knock down prices ,his week ot Chcncy's Boston store
 Our blg reduction sale is on our entire ,tock. Chcneys Boston storc.
 nir bargains In shoes this week at 0hcncys Boston Store.
 Elias Rund city engineer omcc. bank building. over poston.cc.
 Ccntlcmcn's shirts and parkas made Co orlcr. Cor uh and Main. S-iS-im
 Rcd Star bottled Doe, l. ueW1led as a
 blo drink g. pcr t...U delivered Telephone 59
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

According to thc Chicago Tribune. dur ing Che iG years from l>,5 Co ieoo Inclusive thcre werc 25li lyuchngs iu W states of .he American Union. tbr only st't.. where no iynchnr occurred during tnt period beiug Delaware. Massachusetts. New Hampshire. Rhode Island and Utah oregon has had none since about the hr- aiming of this period when two mon ,u separate occasions. we're Nuched near psndI,ton for stealing stock
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

When member of Parliament clu lkc tbe floor and express wish for On, .outIuued resistance of the Eo'rs with. .ut being severely called down saws th, Post it would seem chat thr have considerable freedom of speech on he other side of the water Hut it may .e tblt thry don't pay so much attention % th. SuIz,r. Leutz,s and Web naNi-r, mo England
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
cL1saELrn rpHRINaNENIs-

.4sosi,,usaii sss,, co t,ai ef "for Rni" 'Fo Sas" os "Ifasisf." iuo ef4ii tu aorf f11 drii iH. isriioa. ous esrf rsr uor5 or fafb lbis7ae1i fsie nsu. Uaisr tsif "ShushaHi Wnfti." 3as eeu to uor8. No sspeHfnssf iiAH foo fn hn iufuiy-6vs esHh.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

old men. youug men. boys and youths. son & Co.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Alfred Austn's latest poem consists of sevcn stauzls of four lines each. and con ,aius only three sentences. Che l'st ono comprising Che last four stonz's. or l' Iues. of Che poem. And yet Che 's'nse Df It can bc made out by thr literary student
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Corduroy suits. English make. UO per suit
 Chcney's Boston stor-.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

some check should be placed on Che foolish people who attempt to swim through Che rapids below Niagara Falls
 iys Che san Francisco Chronicle Hu why should any check bc placed upon hem. unless hy interested relatives or friends. In a private wayr Tho public .oliIu't become rid of chem in any better aIV
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
OUR BOTTLED BEERS: Seattle, Rainier and Anheuser-Busch,
 St. Louis
PRICE ELIST

Champagnc-Pomery Scc-pints. .S1. SO
 BY QUART BOTTLES.
 De kuypcr Gin..........,........2.oo Geneva Gin........................I.5o SO Burkc's and KilIccroy's Irish Whis-
 Key .................'.....l.5o rCrowu Whiskcy. y.................G7s old Crown Whiskcy. y...............G.5o w. II. McBraycr and Beech Run
 3 Grown IlCuucscy Bra ndy......223 French and Italian Ncrmouth......L5o
 Rye Whiskcy. cy.............G5o Maple Rum. ............i.5o 50 A. A-Jcssc Moore Whiskcy......L5o California Grape Brandy. dy.........L5o Swedish Punch and Danish Bran
 dcvin ..................... Aquayit ..........................1.so Canadian Club Whiskcy ...........t75 Rock and Rye Whiskey............L5o Plymouth Gin................. old Tom Gin ..................... New England Rum.............. GSo Hmmcl-G Gilka ................. IFS port Sherry. Tokay and Muscatcl
 Wines in Bottles cach... SO Rcisliug and Ziniandel in bottles SO Clarct iu Bottlcs................. 35 Porter and Ale (piuts) .......... 80
 BY GALLON.
 Rcisling ........................ G.50 Clarct and IinIaudcl ............. LOO Tokav ........................... 200 Sherry and Muscatcl ........... fso Port Wine ....................... t.so 3 Crown Diamond Whiskcy ...... 4. 80 Belle of Lexington Whiskcy ..... 3so Franklin County Rye Whiskcy %. 4oo California Grape Brandy ........ 35o
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

An the Circuit Court Judges agree that the law prohibiting h1rbcr.ug on Sunday Is constitutional and valid. and now th' eas, Is up to Che Supreme Court lt is a clse where three men can ovculic t'ur lr two live. But chat this win happen is unlikely Portland Orcgou.1u.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

An Iowa farmer. staying ot Los Au- -cics. was robbed Che other day of S-'. ,O n paper money These poor oppr'ss ed down-trodden sons of Che man with tbc hoc should learn Co bc morc corrfu. 1f thclr wads of grconblcka.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
EDITORIAL PIcKUPs

Nobody uu be u trouble .f advice win h.Ip him ult
 Governor shaw eIls U. won he "a can. J.J.t- Everybody know thlt without his mentioning t.
 Th. Eu.rs who attacked thIt train on. other day evidently hadn't heard of Joey Chamhorl1u's bluahment proclamation.
 Then. .s .n. consolation iu th'7 drstruc- tIun-oftHe-vorId helef. f it occurs. there uII be u0 mae1znr articles describing It E,ou u @ Wen. VU bc slppre-sed
 The census shows that there are about .-0,o more males cha. females tn Oregon.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

It is rumored that Mr. Richard Crokcr may become n1trr,l.zed iu England. This .s probably u base Republican sl1uirr- but suppose ly Co bc true. why might mot Mir Crokcr Prime Minister of Eus land yete Ue and Niug Edward would make great pair lt races ur at b1ccuat But if Croker becomes Prime Minister perhaps poker would become Che great British game
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

A man who has been Co the Philippines says Che islands offer Q good chance u young man who can keep sober 10 .Nouli bs morc interesting piece of in formation if hc would Gen Che public "i eomc place that "odcrs good chance w 1 young man who can't keep sober
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Perhaps those teachers who married lu their way Go Che Philippines had ur that Che prohibition against married w". mon teaching m thc public schools. u- force In some parts of thc country. d.d -nl follow Lh. nlE
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

FER. PEOPLES. Undortai'orand Em-
 baImer, Broadway and Sth Avo
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

A right smart chance for girls who don't want Co bc independent hy working for 0S9 per week
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
WANTED
STOLEN

STOLEN "Pouuont' bicycle. painted green. No. mIl Was stolen from front of Peerless theatre Tuesday cvcn- Iur Reward win bo paid for recovery of bicycle and conviction of theft Leave at onlcc of Daily Alaskan
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Aqtarcutly tl, Amalglmatcd Associ- ,tlon is about Co surrender The strike has cost au acgrcgatc of many millions. without accomplishing much it any goo" that is now disccrn.bie.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

If thc scheme Co float sccurcues Go thc amount of y500OO for pipe line from Beaumont rcNas Co Che scahoard' should succeed. It would he rcfutation ot the theory that oI and water win not mix.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

No longer In thc ur.d sky The blazing sun shall burn. To tortur, us poor murtals now les
 Jack
 Frosts
 turn
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

It is said that there arc i3 women tcllors tn a large Chicago bank. And it ls tcn- to-onc that they arc tellcrs outside of ,he bank. too-but not about thc banks business
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Changes come quickly in our mpd country. The person who hut few ycars ago was hailed by his followers os Che Roy orator of Che Platte is now for Che anne people an old Man of the Sen.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
LOST

LOST sunday night 70 worn. brown and yellow neck mr Please return Go Browuolrs hardware store.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Visit Che Royal steam plant and sec how laundry is done without Injury GO snnla.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

France having succeeded iu forcing tho Turk Co settle one claim. has now duF ip larger one. which France says m"'' bs paid before she can bc frIcuis ognin with Che Sultan. It au Che nations would io this Che Turk would soon Ego broke.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Elias Rund. city engineer omcc, bank building. over postonicc.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Big bargains In shoes this week ot Theucys Boston Store.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
Proposed Electric Light Rates
SKAGWAY, ALAsK.

This new schedule of rates to go 'a',. effect when new plant starts-about % .. vcmbor lst
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Clothing. hats. shoes ond mons fur nish.urs. ou going ot knock down prices tbis week at Chcncy'g Boston store
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Our biz reduction sale is on our entire 5tock. Chcnoys Boston Storc.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Ccnucmcns shirts and parkas made Co orlcr Cor ith and Main. S-iS-im
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20
ron sALE.

FOR sALs-Tot on Eighth street; m cleared and fenced. For salc at n har- rnin. Address TT. &. e., Alaskan office For Rent and For Sale cards for aaie at thls office.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1901-09-20

Rcd Star bottled bc,. l. Hu'u1lod os O blc drink. g. pcr t...u delivered Telephone 59
The age-herald., 1901-06-09
IT sLuGs, Even Harder Than a Prize Fiuhter.

A newspaper man is subjected to trials and tribulations the same as ordinary mortals. Coffee "slugs" a great many of them.
 D. Beidleman, on the Wikesbarre Record says regarding his experience with coffee. "A little over two years ago I was on the verge of collapse superinduced by the steady grind of the newspaper office. For weeks did not have a nights sound sleep and the wakc'ul Lights were follow cd by despondency and a general break ing up of the constitution. ran down in weight. My family physician insisted that I leave off coffee and take on Postum Food Coffee. but I would not hear to 1t.
 One day was served with a cup of cof- fee. as supposed. that had peculiarly delicious flavor. I relished it. and when drinking the second cup was told that 1t was not coffee. but Postum Food Cof- fee. I was dumbfounded, and for a time thought was the subject of a practical joke. However, I became firm believer in, and user of Postum from that time, and almost immediately began to sleep nights and the irritableness disappeared. and in less than three months was com pletely we'll and in seven months my weight increased up to 19S pounds. I can now do the work of two ordinary news- paper men"
 There is a great big lot of common sense in leaving off coffee and using Postum Food Coffee.
The age-herald., 1901-06-09
DISCUSSING THE
 NEXT FESTIVAL
fausic Lovers Will Meet to Pro- Aide for a Permanent Cho-
 raI Organization

A number of prominent business men interested in Birmingham's music festi- vals held conference last week and de- cided to call a general meeting at Turn verein hall in First avenue Monday, June 10, at p. m. An effort will be made at this meeting to provide for a permanent choral organization under the direction of Benjamin Guckenberger, and to discuss plans for next years festival. In the call all music lovers are urged to be present and the members of the chorus are es- pecially invited.
 It has been suggested by leading mem bers of the chorus that a good plan for society with contributing members, and in this way raise sufficient money to pay all expenses of the festivals without hav- ing to get up guarantee funds.
 Eight hundred contributing members at $5 per annum would give the society s4,OOO This was several hundred dollars more than was used in the last festival, but with $4000 In hand higher priced solosts could be secured. than were heard last month. One business man who is taking a deep interest in the festival movement says 1t would. in his opinion, be feasible to secure 1000 contributing members at $5 It is proposed by those presenting the scheme to allow each contributing mem Der two seats for each festival concert.
 The music festival has some to be an institution of Birmingham, and it is thought that those who have guaranteed the former festivals will take part in the meeting tomorrow night.