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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Landlord ana Renter.

Bingham-Yes, this is fine estab-
hshment and one might suppose you
are very happy in it. But don't you
sometimes worry about the heavy
rent?t e..H .gs..- $500 a. .s.
Stilson--oh, dear, no. / suspect,
however, the landlord has qnalns in
regard to that matter.--Bouton Tran
seript faai Ia5 =
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
bad Mauns+Ar

Mrs Black-I'm sure you hsve good
husband. a-A ~ ~ tGs 4.
Mrs. Green--YeS; but then he IA such
awretched manageriolny you'll believe
H. he went and, paid car Butchsr's and
grocer's bilh last week when he knew
well enough, the ohildren and were
Just longing for bisycles.-N. Y. WORLD.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

Mrs Standardization know they
say the way to reach q mans heart IL
through his stomach.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-That accounts for
q wife's first biscuit giving her hu,-
band the heartburn, suppose.--Yon-
kers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
He Wa One.

Mr.. Krank-No, won't take that
horrible stuff.
Mrs. Krank-But the doctor has or
dered it.
Mr.. Krenk-I don't care. Why,
that stuff would kill q mule.
Mrs. Krank-H you really think so,
John, don't take it.-Philadelphia
Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
nc Furniahea the Proof.

"Wise men hesitate; only fools are
certain" observed the callow youth.
81 don't know about that" replied
the fair maid.
well. I'm certain of it, anyway"
he exclaimed.
And then he wondered why she in
dulged in an audible smile.-Chicago
Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

had hard tofme av It. BE ought to
be glad he's dead. He niver had
none av the blessings av the rich.
The only tonne he liver rode in q car
risge in his loife was phwin he whit
to his Observation-Disclosures Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
fnaulted.

oficer-Here! What are You two
hoboes fighting about?
Grimy Grimes-He called me Grain
In De Face" Do my face look like
It had ever been rained onf-In-
dianapolis Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

First Reformer-Isn't It about time
for your committee to begin its cam
paign against vice2
Second Reformer-Oh, my, not
Why, they haven't had all our pic
lures in the paper Jet. - Baltimore
American.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

Wife (angrily)-Seems to me that
we have been married so long that
can't even remember when or where
we first met.
Husband (quietly)--I can. It was at
dinner party, and there were ID at
the table.--Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Decidedly UnpIeasant.

Hewitt-I don't ike to be inter
rupted when I'm thinking.
Jewett--No, It isn't pleasant to
have anybody flag your train of
thought.-Town Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Otherwise Occupied,

"Easiest way to break in a new
pair of tight boots" said Oklahoma
Jake, is to wear 'em while you're
breadn' two-year-old pony to the
saddle. You don't notice the boots"
chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Not a Simple Problem.

Mother-Suppose there is dollar
to be divided between you and your
sister, how much will each of you
have?
Willie-Well, that depends on who
divides it.-Stray Stories.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
snall But To1xh.

Diner--Isnt that rather small
wsitNr--Yes. SIR; but yo1n and /.
VII take you . good while 10 eat Ia
TiA-BitA. f--1 =
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Bis stocIx IN Tr.A.

writer of historical novels has to
know lot of history, doesn't hep"
"Mot at all; but he can't get along
without lively magma tion. Chi.
eaRo Record.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
PIana Gonn AMrr.

We muse on all those better things
Tomorrow we will do and say,
But when tomorrow comes IT brings
Just old incapable to-day.
Chicago Record.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

Caller-You look like a good and
truthful girl. Tell me-is your mis-
tress really out? --...i.
Domestic-She Is, ma'am.
Callsr-Wherea ,-l srefS ..- s.-s .t
Domeatic-AteShs elbows. ma,an.--
Chicago Tribune. .-ct.suu 80
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Somewhat similar

Turkey-Yes, ] feel little friend
ship for the ballot box.
Duck-Why2
Turkey-Wel, you see, we both get
stuffed in Noyember.-Chicago Daily
News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Parliament to Fit

II think" says Mrs. StaYvem-
On this subject she's a crank
That the man who jumps his board bin
Should be made to walk the plank"
Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
Lacking thu First Reauisite.

II I ask you once TO marry me
and you say no I'll never ask you
again"
"You won't7 Well, see now why
you didn't succeed as book agent"
Record.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

'sYis. poor chap. said Michael. ne
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16

~ recognizing the fact
the market
to
to the colored
our
o. acquired the receipt for OzoNO
~ 70 extent until
success After
pronouncet honest, legitimate
~ Of
straight soft
w genuine article
Oh people Initiate make Of
the
coored
IN hud with sninafak
sound careful
De deceived by harng advertisements
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-03-16
OZONo.

ironclad
all We
N mas used Ozono satisfied ~
OF knotty
make short harsh hair
M sOS s mead all worrying scalp diseases Itch
wills
rom falling out 1t will restore color the
Now right here let make Many advertising
~ 70 use hot Friends do hot
Nothing but Oono and
IN straight
the ha are seen In day two after the first
do
of
diseases Also eli
of
- -e 'No"s ooA
IN Owe will also include Scan which
~ absolutely PURE and
NSSSSSSS$3SSS SSASA>AAA2AA:
The Redwood gazette., 1901-11-27
all up and IkneW from the rub.

all up and / knew from the rub.
5bering" " [ was not the only one who
had not seen a mountain before.
The train was then near Livilngst OBJ.
Montana, where travellers change
cars for the Yellowstone Park. The
mountains at this point are not very
high, but that day their tops were
covered with snow, there being a
storm the day previous. For about
an hour the Yellow stone river was in
sight. There are numerous sand
bars 10 it, After leaving the river
Il noticed a number of coal mines
and that the mountain sides were
covered with timber
On reaching Helena the news Of
the wreck was given to the passen-
gers. Eighteen freight cars and
two engines were dftehed while
coming down q nountaiD- After
about two hours delay the train was
ordered to go. back to logan and go
via Butte. On reaching Logan
NIGHT again cafne on, and the pas
isepgers were deprived of the pleas
ure. of seeing the scenery I'm climb
ing up the Rockies. In going up
the mountain to- Butte it took three
engines to take the train up-tWG
/ in front and one in she rear. The
neNs morning the train passed
throagh b Idaho. Here it was ateeid-
edIy chilly, and a heavy FROST Gov
cred the timber.
I arrived at Spokane at moon.
This place is sitiated in a rich
farming country 1t as here that
I first noticed that vegetation was
still green Spokane is a very bnsy
place, is kept neat and clean.
ind ging from. a view Of the town
from the Northern Pacific depot.
East Of the city there are some
beautiful farms and farm houses
At reminded me very much Of Red.
wood county farms. West Of Spo
kane, however, one sees q mucf
different sight, From Spokane t
/ Pasco, where the ~. p crosses the
IColumbia river, and from there un:
TIL it begins to climb the Cascades
1 there is nothing butsand and brush
The Redwood gazette., 1901-11-27

However there most be some. good
land not far a way, for at all OF the
towns between Spokane and Pasco
4 saw thousands and thousands of
sacks OF grain in the warehouses
and on platforms. Out on the sandy
roads could be seen four and six.
horse teams hauling grain to mar
.ket. No less than four. horses were
hitchea to amy one wagon, while six.
horses were, hitched to two wagons
tied together.
After reaching North YakiaNla
the Northern Pacific makes a climb
up the Cascades OF 8, 600 feet in GO.
ing abous 48' miles. A tunnel abeut
three naSles in length is passed
through before, reaching the top of
the mountains.
Iarrived at Ptayallups at three
O'Clock, Saturday morning. I visit
ed all the. home of Levi Kobinson,
who, moved from RedWood Fails.
less than a. year aggaa 1t was there
I saw some large trees. One. tnee,.
which was, cut down was cut. into,
40 foun fees lengths, before coming
Ito a limb. Anothesr was 2l0s feet
high. These trees, have grown. q
good many years. For instance.
zone person counted $50 rings ON
one tree, eaeh year or cancle nndi-
eating q year S grow th.
On Tuesday, Nov. a2th, Dick
Robinson took me to Tacoma and
/ from there { W went up the sound by
boat to, Seattle
Some other titna [ will tell the
Ireaders Of The GAZETTE about the
Edocks and Whaffs at Seattle. From
Seattle I went to Everett and on
Wed dnessaay reached here, Yester-
day Mt, Rainier, 80 miles to the
Esoutheast, coald be seen. It is
II IA, 4 44444 IA seet high. Some other time
/ will tell more about the word
Rainier as used out here.
S. POLLARD.
Snohomish, Wash, Nov 10Th.
The Redwood gazette., 1901-11-27
TO Home Seekers.

w ynot vestigate Eastern Wash
ing.ton, where you will have an entire
schange3of climate, scenery and etc
You will also be far form cyclones,
hailstorms, thunder, lightning mo-
ii uitoes and various other draw backs
now knoWnto you. We are now blessed
with an excep eptionally large YIELD Of all
kinds Of grain while you are ill the
midst Of a drouth, and poor crops are
in store for you You can get excellent
land here from SIS to SI2 per acre, and
under favorable circumstances these
lands will produce 80 or IS bushels Of
wheat 70 the acre. For particulars ad-
dress w D. Martin, Mohler, Wash.
Lincoln Go. 51-tf
The Redwood gazette., 1901-11-27
gle
Re dWood Go.3etfe
BY AIKEN & sCHMAHL. |
WEDNESDAY, NOV. p, 1901.
MR.. POLLARD AT SNOHOMISH.
An Interesting Letter On His Trip to the
Pacific Coast.

To THE EDIToR Thinking Red
wood friends and readers Of The
GAZETTE will be interested IN an ac-
count Of a trip to the coast, / shall
tell something Of my journey in a
tourist car oyer the Northern Paci-
fc to Puyallup and then by boat to
Snohomish.
left North Redwood Tuesday,
Nov. 9Th, in company with Mr.. and
Mrs Chas. Beer, Sr:, but, owing to
a mistake Of certain railroad officials
Mr.. Beer and wife were sent Great
Northern tickets. The mistake was.
not discovered until we were on the
train, and Of course it was too late
to correct the error. Mr.. Beer and
wife stopped at Minneapolis, while
I went to st. Paul and boarded a
tourist sleeper, and at l0:3O started
on my journey Wednesday morn
ing / woke up just as the. train
pulled out Of Fargo, North Dakota.
The train, which, by the way was
| the second section, was composed
Isof eleven coaches, including the ex-
press, baggage, mail and dining
lear.
81 From Fargo almost to Valley City
the railroad passes through aleVel
farming country Although I saw
/ a number Of splendid farm houses,
generally speaking they are few
land far between, and the farms are
large After leaving Valley City
|the railroad goes up a five mile
grade. Here we encountered q
i snow storm, which continued until
the train reached j. Jamesto While
travelling through this snow storm
the passengers indulged III tryins
TO outdo one mother i d telling stor
/ les about snow storms. TolImostSo
them I could say amen withon'
q hurting my conscientious scruples
y AT Bismark we crossed the Mis-
! souri, river and at Mandan time wa:
4 turned back one hour Leaving I
/ Mandan the n 2. runs thro ouggh .th'
bad lands Certainl y,the persol
who gave that part Of North Dakot
Its name was onto his job. 81 i
a dreary piece Of territory rocks
!, sand and sage brush being Visibl
every where. Reaching p ckinso
lit grew dark, and after per tth
passengers were soon all Tin bed
The next morning on awakenin
y heard ! passenge ger, oecupy pying
berth opposite mine, say there Wer
some snoW-capp ped moun ntains j
lsight Soon the passengers Wel
The Redwood gazette., 1901-11-27
Money at S Per CenI.

10 loan on Redwood, yellow 8aedi-
cine and Lyon county farm lands. Call
or write if You want to borrow money
on farm security .
The REDWeoD CoUNTY LAND Co.,
l-tff Vesta, Mum.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
THE HANDWRITING EXPERTS.

Assistant District Attorney Osborne of New York says that ii Judge FurS- mans ruling in the Kennedy case, in regard to experts in handwriting. is good law, then to his knowledge at least six men have been illegally eN- ecuted''-meaning, We presume, that the evidence. as actually given, was insufficient for conviction. He also says that Hundreds of others. in cases not capital. have suffered punish ment." If it comes down to this, tha | men have been deprived of their lives or liberty solely upon professional opinions in regard to handwriting. we can only repeat our lay opinion that the writings compared should have direct relation to the crime charged which was the essence O. Judge Furs- mans decision: and also that the jury should be convinced of the identical quality of the writings by their own eyes. rather than wholly by the andy ses and demonstrations of experts. As we understand the ruling of Judge Fursman. it is not q question of eX- cluding testimony in regard to hand writing, but of confinng such teSti- mony to pertinent and safe limits. The historical Dreyfus case furnishes the most striking instance of experts in handwriting gone mad-the point in that case actually having been reached where experts held it to be q demon stration that two writings were iden- tical in origin because they were un- like in appearance. MT Osborne's rev- e1ation of the decisive weight which professional testimony. in regard to Handwriting, has exerted in recent cases in this country, only goes to show what a terrible weapon this may be- come in the hands of ambitious prose cutting officers. and furnishes additional reason for approval of Judge Eurs- mans good sense in ruling that such testimony ought to be confined with. in well defined legal Imits.-Hartford Nourant.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
John MCEWgOft,

scripts. l have the receipts yet. The
 following congress made no appropria-
 tion. but was told it was an Cversie e'At.
 l did not stand in immediate need of
 money, and let it go. But in 1894. dur
 ing the hard times, lost my business,
 and the following year 1 came, here to
 get my money. have been here ever since. Fortunately for me, an old ho-
 tel keeper who knows rne to be honest,
 and believes that l win some day get
 my money, has kept me and treated me
 vel. But l am promising to pay him
 double rates, when I get my money. In
 spite of the fact that i am thus much
 luckier than other claimants, l am
 obliged to ask old friends for dollars
 and half dollars to pay for my wash
 ing. l Gsn receiving loans from old friends to buy shirts and, other neces-
 sary articles of clothing. If I get my
 money. as now seems likely. I must
 pay out about s2O, ,OoO for debts which 1 have incurred. How the other claim
 ants get along is a mystery to rne; but
 I suppose that He who cares for spar
 rows also cares for honest claimants
 who come here seeking justice"
 These are the words of a man who has been substantially prosperous in business. His word used to be good for thousands of dollars in St. Louis and New Orleans business circles. And yet. when he came here for his money, he was as ignorant and innocent as a Ruben" who buys gold bricks. He soon found that a congressman is not the government, and that instead of be- ing a welcome guest in the con gression- al parties. which congre gate socially in the evenings, he was nobody, and wholly unwelcome. That was because he had but one topic of conversa tion,
 which was his ''claim;" and that is 9 topic which congressman do not like
 to hear discussed. After telling me his story. which has been often repeated,
 he said: Gan yo,: let me have half a dollar: I need q haircut and shave.
 You see how diriT I .ook." He got it.
 And yet there was time when he vas l worth upwards of S200, GOO.
 There are exceptions to all rules. of course: and there is an exception to
 the statement that all politicians are selfish, and inhumanly so.. There are senators and representatives who spend
 great deal Of money in charity to just such people. But they are so few, so
 very few, that claimants who read this letter may take it for granted that the rule will hold good, so that if they have any idea of coming to Washington to press their claims, they should aban- | ion that idea at once. If letters and home influences are not strong enough to spur the congressman 10 earnest ef- forts the claimant might better remain at home among friends. Coming to 1 Washingto would do no good
 SMITH D. FRY
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
TIMELY TOPICS

Opening Of new silks and dress goods at Currans. X handsome selec- ton of corded ginghams and wash goods in north window.
 Tomorrow will be 39c day at Con- lon Bros. Dress goods in serges, fan nels, basket cloth and Venetians among the lot.
 IT you want your home to be a place of beauty, have wall paper to harmonize with your furniture. See Dain's Stock.
 The Burrall line of furniture has but to be seen to be appreciated. One of the prettiest selections in town. The City Lumber and Coal company say you must steal your coal if you get it any cheaper than they sell it. Clean. satisfactory coal.
 Reid x Hughes have made an i'm mense purchase of lace curtains. Read about them in their ad tonight.
 Special prices on dress Things at Miller x Peck's. See that list of silk taffeta, ribbons which they have placed on sale.
 The Outlet Clothing company think it good business Judgment to mark their winter goods at prices that will sell them.
 Have you seen those shoes in Dodge's north window, $3.5O and $4 goods, this week for $2.87?
 The Pfatt Mill company have been aefvfng the public for forty-one years n tho fed; Bralu ead hAy line. Re 44 GQeds 40e4 sss
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
A CARD

Mir and Mrs Talmage, of New York. have located here permanently, and are now open to the public in Ladies' and Gentlemens Tailoring. at 5S1 East Main street Mrs Talmage will have charge of the Ladies' department, hay ing had charge of one of the largest houses in the city. We feel that she is fully competent to please the peo- pie of Waterbury. Mir Talrnage is an expert cutter and any gentleman who gives him one trial. win surely give him the second order. Mir Talmage also promises to turn out as good if not the best work. in Waterbury, at lower prices. 1t Is only short run to his place from the center and If he can save ypp from $1 10 $5 on a euit, t win suresy pay to rive pise . call. 2
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
CITY NEWS.

A baby girl has arrived to gladden. the hearts of MT and Mrs Harry Creech Of Hopeville.
 George Bartuskie the Lithuanian now confined in the almshouse, will be removed to the insane asylum to- morrow. Bartuskie is the man who wanted a few million dollars from the Waterbury National bank to pay off the bonded indebtedness of the na- tions.
 Bennett Stiles. one of the best known residents of Simonsville, died last night at his home, 46 Baldwin hill. AIr Stiles worked for years at Bene- dict x Burnham's. but for some time past he has performed no labor, aside from what he did around his own place. He had a wonderfully retentive memory and used to take great delight in talking about Waterbury now and in the time when he was a young man. The funeral will take place Thursday afternoon at o'clock, with services at the house.
 Arrangements are being made by the Sntertainment committee of the Red Ncn to run d special train to this city from Ansonia and Seymour to accom- mOdate the tribes in those towns, that they may attend the performance oI The Octoroon' in Polls theater next Monday evening. The costumes for the play hava arrived and a full dress rehearsal will be held in the theater Saturday or Sunday and the new seen cry Will De tried for the first time. The rehearsal will be q private one and only relatives of those taking part
 win be admitted.
 A very pretty marriage was solemn I r.. IL t1,NTs Conception this morning at t o'clock, when James A. Gainor of Troy, E. G.. and Miss LiZzi, r. Thompson ot 19 Pleasant street were united in the bonds of l, 'bpy wedlocll. Rev Father Scnesac. pastor of St Ann's church. formerly curatc to the deccaSpI Rev Father Thompson of Taftvillc. q brother of the bride. performed the ceremony and also celebrated the nup- tial mass which followed. The best man was John ". Gainor of Salem. \. 1 I.. while Miss Susie T. CruSo was bridesmaid. The bride and brides maid were attired in bcantifnl gowns. The groom'S gift to the bride was a sunburSt of diamonds. while the brides maid was favored with q diamond brooch and the best man was presented
 with diamond stick pin. After the marriage ceremony q wedding break fast and rpceDi ion was held at the home of the bride. Tho popularity of the bride and groom was well attest"d hv the nunhnrous anI beautiful wa1- din" gifts. Tho bridal pair left on the 12:2S train for their hnncvmG0n. which will cnrnriSa I months 1nGr of the New E,n%'and states. At the concll-
 sion of th"ir hnnevnnon Mir and NLrs Gainor will reside in Trov. The groom is ono of thn most pnnular vnnng men of Troy. He is a conon7 nrcial traveller and hO!Ir q roSnOrSihla rncitiO aS S'r"h with Robert Green & Son Of Thil- aa"lnhia- The bride is nopular >~snn~ 1 lady hi@hlv esteemed by host of friends in this city,
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
Novel Birthd.y Celebration.

= birthday celebration of an unusual Character took place not long ago in Brooklyn home. The celebration was planned by . well-known woman in memory of her mother, an unusually gifted and religious woman, who died about Is years ago. Invitations were sent to 2 large circle of relatives to assemble at the sender's residence on tho eightieth anniversary of her moth. ef's birth. The portrait of the deceased paxent was placed in prominent place s3n the drawingroom and wreathed ssx1th flowers. A sketch of her life was z1ead by one of her descendants, an r 6er repeated her favorite prayer, all zyned in singing her favorite hymn eaeedotes illustrative of her good.
 nd cheerfulness were related by
 tAe elder members of the fam.
 - fdel of the celebrAtion was tc
 ha younxsr representatives
 svith enc chaxaeter 4rn
 tSemed aneesfor a6d .4G
 sa1Eeeh n. -ea
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-02-19
Frank Miller & Go COAL
 Il SOUTH MAIN STREET.
Only One Other Way.

Only One Other Way. There's only one other way in which any one could get as good conl as We sell for less money, and that wouldn't be safe way.
 We sell good, sound, clean. satisfac- tory coal.
 We give,f full weight, charge the low est possible price and deliver promptly and carefully.
 If you buy your next ton of us you'll be sorry but for one thing-that you didn't begin to patronize us long ago. CITY LUMBER AkD COAL 60.
 03 Bank Street.