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THE COURT RECORD.

while walking along the companys tracks.
near TWenty-frst street.
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BY mistake the name or John Cochrans
was replaced by that OF John h. Cockrum
as a member of the Indiana State Board
% Forestry in a list printed IN yesterdays
Journal.
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CINCINNATI, Hamilton a. Indianspoli.
Railroad Co.

Office OF the Secretary
May 20 1901
Notice 20 stockhoiders-The stockholders OF
this company are hereby notified that the an
nuai mssting will be held Al the Office OF the
company Indiana polls. Ind. Thursday.
June IA. 1891. I o'elock p. m, for the election
OF directors 10 the ensuing year and for
the transaction OF any other business that may
come before the meeting
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BURIAL VAULTS
PROTECT YOUR DEAD.
The okey Cement Burial Vault Is the only
air and water-tight burglar-proof burial vault
Manufactured Sold by cemetery associations
and undertakcrs. or may be ordered Of us de
rect. send for booklet and prices OkEY
BURIAL VAULT 60. 6pl Madison avenue New
Phone 1920 and 51i). y. B. CROFT, General
Manager
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FOR RENT-ROOMs.

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FOR RENT-One furnished room. of bath.
In private family 425 y. West st.
FOR RENT-Eleganty furnished front room;
bath; central: SO f. Michigan.
FOR RENT-Three newly furnished double
rooms; reasonable 2l7 w. Maryland.
FOR RENT-Six rooms: bath. furnace; delight
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rooms, suitable for light housekeeping three
gentlemen; private bath, shade. wide porch
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MUSICIANS.

DH g. L. FLETSIIE
RESIDENCE-lo25 North Pennsylvania street.
OFFICE-7l3 South Meridian street
Once Hours--S to 10 a. m: TO D. m. to
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FINERAL DIRECTORS.

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FLANNER q BUCHANAN-fLicensed
embalmers1 Can ship dipththeria and
scarlet fever Lady embalmer for
ladies and children go North Illi-
nois street Telephone 6ll. new and old.
Old ID. g. T. KREGELO New 80
FUNERAL DIRECTOR,
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FOR Observation-Disclosures.

FOR SALE-We make wood and metal patterns;
expert mechanics: superior equipment; prompt
service old phone 23S2. MONARCH GAS EN-
CINE CO., T. New York and Belt Il. X.
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MONUMENTS.
NOTICE.


MONCMENTS-A- Diener. 40 E Washington
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Apply 70 a r KELLY. Anderson Ind
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. malleable and iron bench
molders. SOUTH BEND MALLEABLE IRON
Co. South Bend. Ind.
wANTED-Agents to sell latest combination
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WANTED-Five solicitors; each Indiana county;
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and IS; citizens OF United states of good char
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Ind. or 81 Pearl St. Logansport. Ind.
HORsEsHOEING.
CORRESPONDENCE FIrst-class work. Horses
called for and delivered. EDWARDS. 1928 Mass
ave- Phones; New. 22S5: old. 2-272sO
LAUNDRY.
LAUNDRY-MOY POY, hand-work laundry:
work guaranteed; out prices. 1873 n. Illinois st.
INTERCHANGEABLE
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NANTED-5oo sets OF teeth at s. CROWN
PAINLESS DENTISTS. 80 Circle st.
al Eads ss 9o ors snd JOB shop OF
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union laid; see me. c. THOMAS. 2205 " Ala,
bama. " -~N
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FOR TRADE.

FOR TRADE-Three Illinois farms for trade for
city property; l want to trade good farm for
stock dry goods. GEO. Il. BLISS, Urbana, Ill.
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wANTED-FEMALE HELP.

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WANTED-Ladies TO sell latest combination
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for particulars. MOELLER MFG. CO, Indian
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DENTISTRY.

DENTISTRY-Modern dentistry at moderate
prices at 10 N. Pennsylvania ST., Room l.
DIR. a. l.. HAMILTON.
DENTISTRY-Sc Scientific dentistry; thirty years
experience. 5. f. EARHART, 1914 Washington
street Call and get prices.
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NOTICE-JOSEFH GARDNER. tin work and
furnaces. 80 Kentucky ave. Telephone 322-
NOTlCE-Electrical repairs; fans. motors, etc
ROYMATTS. corner Indiana and CalifOr-
MA
NOTICE-Befo-e letting plumbing contracts call
a JOSEPH r.. HASLINGERS 400 Massachu-
sets av- Get hrst-class work and save money
NOTICE-C. + Gordon. Cisterns cleaned and
cemented- Wells driven 10 second water. 4O7
2 Wash. Old phone on 1893. Terms reasonable.
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STORAGE-INDPLS WAREHOUSE co.
w. T. Kurtz. Pres. II. A. Grassland Mgr
5I7-523 6. Penn. Telephone 1872.
We STORE. PACK and HAUL.
sTORAGE-The Union Transfer and Storage
Company. East Ohio street and Bee
line tracks; only irst-class storage solicited
GRATING AND PACKING OF HOUSEHOLD
GOODS a SPECIALITY.
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WHERE, WHEN AND HOW TO INVEST"
A LITTLE PAMPHLET FULL OF USEFUL
IMPORTATION MAILED FREE UPON AP-
PLICATION TO DRAM PERRY, s27 LAW
BUILDING. INDIANAPOLIS.
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1865 Asher Il. Howard ct al. vs. Indian
apolis Street-railway Co. ct al. Hancock
G. c. Record. Separate assignment of err
rors by Asher p. Howard. Separate as
signment of errors by Laura Howard No
tice to Marion county.
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1962s. John B. Renard ct al vs.. August
Grande, jr., ct al. Marion &. G. Appel
lants' petition for extension of time TO file
brief. Petition granted TO July Is.
1886. Jesse b. Johnson vs. John Geb-
hauer Hamilton G. G. Appellee's motion
TO dismiss and notice for June Is.
1880. Joel +. Spriggs ct al. ". State
ex rel. Board Of Commissioners of Jas
per county Jasper c. G. Appellants brief
by S. T. Thompson (S.
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All advertisements inserted in these columns
are charged at very low rate OF cents a line.
No additional charge per line for blank or dash
lines Telephone rs and your ad will be called
for.
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AGENTS INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL
Vim. L. Rice 2605 West Michigan street. Tele-
phones. Old. 2S750; new, 3l52. Territory west OF
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Passenger and freight. Repairs and supplies.
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MANIFESTATION.
WALL PAPER.

HOFFMAN & BONNER,
WALL PAPER,
los North Illinois Street
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Assignment OF errors. In term Bond.
ORAL ARGUMENT.
Division No. q
$3.50. Citizens Street-railway Co. VS.
Hammer. Oral argument that was set for
June postponed TO June 81 on courts
own motion. Notices sent TO attorneys.
SUPERIOR COURT
Room 1-Oliver II. Carson, Judge Pro TEN.
Barnetta Martin vs. David Martin; di-
vorce. Decree granted PLAINTIFF. with 800
slimony. Judgment against defendant for
costs.
Room FLAMES NJ Leathers. Judge
The Antitrust Baking Powder Company
VS.. +. Chubb Fuller; note. On trial by
court
Room S-vinson Carter. Judge
Eliza Amick VS. city of indianapolis ct
al; damages. on trial by jury.
CIRCUIT COURT.
Henry Clay Allen. Judge.
Jane Kelly VS.. Martha Coleman ct al;
possession. etc. Finding for defendants.
Judgment against plaintiff for costs
Thomas c, Walton Vs. Albert Hollings-
worth q. al; from justice OF the peace
Finding for defendant Albert Hollings-
worth. Judgment against plaintin FOR
costs. Finding for plaintiff against defend
ant Ida Hollingsworth Judgment against
said defendant for 5 and costs:
Julius a. Lemcke vs. Warwick II Rip
ley; from justice of the peace Defend
ants plea IL abatement submitted TO court.
Finding for defendant. Judgment against
plaintiff for costs.
julius \ Lemcke W Warwick II Rip
ley; from justice of the peace. Submitted
10 court Finding for defendant Judg-
ment against plaintiff for costs.
s IL. Malpas vs.. Thomas j. Breedlove's
Estate: claim. Submitted to court. AL
lowed for So at costs of estate
Fred Sehrt vs.. Indiana Mutual Building
and Loan Association. No. .: plaintiff dis
misses cause. Judgment against plaintiff
for costs.
James X. King appointed visiting agent
for Board of Chiidrens Guardians (Vice ]
F. Wright resignedl. Garrett IL. shower
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

POY, hand-work laundry J.:
work guaranteed; out prices. 1873 N Illinois St
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SALES OF REAL ESTATE.
Thirty-One Transfers Made Matter of
Record Yesterday.

Instruments filed for record in the recorders
office of Marion county, Indiana, for the twenty
four hours ending ats D. June 4, 1901. AS
furnished by the Indiana Title Guaranty and
Loan Company. No. l2s East Market street. Both
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Euitdfng Permits.

Transfers, 81; consideration.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
A Victor Hugo Museum,

Thanks mainly to the munifcence OF
NJ. Paul MeuriCe, says the Westmns-
ter Gazette, Paris is about to lie pro-
vided with a Victor Hugo Museum.
The house which is to be used for the
purpose is the one in which the poet
lived from 1888 to 1S4S, and in which
much Of his most successful work
was written. Among the treasures
with which the building will be
stocked are library of some 5000 vo,-
umes, large collection of drawings
made by Victor Hugo himself and a
number of bronze and marble busts.
Under present arrangements the mu-
scum will be formally opened on Feb
ruary 26, 1902. This date is rarticu-
larly appropriate, inasmuch as it is
that Of the centenary Of the poets
birth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Why They LongeG For Home.

zone meets odd characters on ship
board" said Il Baltimore woman who
visited the Paris Exposition.
Il recall vividly lean Yankee of
about flfty-five years who ON my re-
turn voyage spent hours near the prov
of his ship with his face steadfastly
turned to his native land.
"'Yes, I'm glad to be going back
he said one day, when inclined to con-
versation. I've done Europe as my
family said | should, and when l left
Rome, the last place 1 had to do,
shook my fist at her and said: Good
by, old Rome, I'n going home to
pumpkin pie
AN equally amusing fellow -passen-
ger was young man from the far
South, who confided to me his inten=a
yearning to get back in order to enjoy
once more his mothers buckwheat
cakes. I can scarcely wait for them
he said. First you smear them over
with butter and then you smear them
oyer with molasses, and then'-his
eyes took on rapt eXpression-'you
cat themn baltimore Sun.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
WORMS FOUND IN SNOW.
Interesting Theory Advanced to Account
For Their Presence.

For Their Presence.
Scientific men seldom attempt to
show the practical value of the work
they do 1t is often long time before
this importance is realized-and hence
we often hear the question, does
science pay? This has many times
been asked in connection with polar
expeditions. And though their value
has often been demonstrated, yet the
same question is being put day by
day.
How valuable even a new fact Of
seemingly trifing Importance may be
in widening human knowledge is well
illustrated by paper recently pub
,ished in the proceedings of the Acad-
envy of Natural Sciences of Philadel-
phia, which simply describes spe-
cies of "a snow-inhabiting Enchytra-
cid" by J. Percy Moore. 1t simply
tells of the discovery-by Mr.. Henry
G. Bryant, one of the famous eXplor-
ers with Peary in Greenland, but on
this occasion ascending Mount st.
Elias, in Alaska-of a small worm,
less than one inch long when in its
mature condition, that is born, lives
and dies in perpetual snow. This is
all. and what of that?
We may leave Mr.. Moore's paper
here and recall the fact of the extra
ordinary abundance of animal life in
these inhospitable lands. Fish and
sea birds abound in such numbers
that man and land animals have no
difficulty in preserving life during the
long, dreary winters of those regions.
1t has been accounted for in a general
sort of way by the broad statement
that "animalcula come down with the
melting snow to the creeks and har-
bors, on which small fish feed, and
then the larger on these, and so on
through the whole course" But the
question has never becn answered as
it is in this paper.
But how do these worms live? for
all animal life must be sustained by
vegetation in the first instance-and
it is here that the practical man has
to put this and that together. Not
only do these minute creatures live in
snow, but the lower forms of micro
scopic plants do also. One species, Of
n blood-red color, known as Protococ-
Gus nivalis, is produced in such large
numbers that the snow hills often
seem as red as blood. Aside from this
it is known that pollen may, at times.
be borne ON the winds many hundreds
of miles. The waters of the northern
lakes have often been covered with
what the unlearned have supposed to
be showers of sulphur from the clouds,
but in reality by pollen from Southern
pine forests. 1t might as easily reach
the polar snow caps, and probably
does-while in the short but fiorally
brilliant arctic summers native pollen
would certainly be stored by the snow
in abundance. Then there are the gor.
geous lichens, which abound to such
an extent that the rugged rocks are
covered with as many sheets of parti-
colored patches as Joseph's coat, Civ.
ing to the winds continual supply OF
spores for the sustenance of the snow.
fields inhabitants.
Who will say all this knowledge Is
not practical? And yet we shall hea:.
as long as the world endures, of what
use can these explorations be?-Mee.
hans Monthly.
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Dissolve sal. in alcohol to take out
grease spots.
For finger marks on doors use whit
Ing, then rub off thoroughly.
Though floors be bad, rugs are much
saner every way than carpets.
Cover sandwiches that are not to be
served at once with damp napkin
and bowl
Give the lamp burners good boiling
often for twenty minutes in water
with little washing soda.
In roasting meat turn with a spoon
instead of fork, as the latter pierces
the meat and allows the juice to es-
cape.
An excellent gargle for sore throat
or hoarseness is made by boiling a tea
spoonful of pure honey in cup of
water.
When making cold-water starch, If
put to soak few hours before mix
ing, it will be found to be much
smoother.
Sideboard scarfs do not necessarily
come to the ends, and as for hanging
far dowp, many think 1t too muck like
the scarf on dressing case OF a chif-
fonier.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Lost Her Head Mt the Meeting,

ayes, sir, did my best to train my
daughter up as an accomplished par
Humanitarian. / took her to the meet.
ings to give her a chance to listen to
the rulings of able chairmen and
bade her learn the textbooks on the
subject by heart l thought l had her
perfect in the business, but was mis-.
taken. She attended convention not
long ago, and pretty soon she had a
chance to appeal from decidedly un-
jlst ruling of the chair, and how do
you suppose she did it? She was eX-
cited, you know, and this is what she
said: You are mean old fright and
just hate you! So there" And then
she burst into tears and sat down.
No, sir, wonan's nature will have to
change before she will ever become
parliamentarian." - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Tricks in All Trades.

A clergyman, taking occasional duty
for friend in one of the moorland
churches of remote part of England.
was greatly scandalized ON observing
the old verger, who had been collect
ing the otfertory, quietly abstract q
half-crown before presenting the plate
at the altar rails.
After service he called the old man
into the vestry, and told him, with
emotion, that his crime had been dis
covered.
The verger looked puzzled. Then a
sudden light dawned ON him.
why, sir, you doan't meant that
ould half-crown of mine! Why, Owe
led off with he this last fifteen years"
London Spare Moments.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
WORDS OF WISDOM.

Affinity is word greatly maltreated.
Beauty apart from vanity is twice
beautiful.
Inspiration, like death, always comes
unexpectedly.
Fast talk is an error, but slow tails
drives friends away.
The eye OF an egotist has tremen-
dous magnifying power.
Making haste slowly" is the secret
of every great achievement.
Children are often less carefully
tended than vines and plants.
Beware of malice, it has been garbed
il the gown of purest affection.
Everybody is against me-" gasps
the man who is his own enemy.
Precept and practice have the same
relative value as charity and almsgiv-
ing.
Love often turns to aversion, but
rarely, indeed, does the reverse hold
true.
The softest thing in the world Is
the hand Of g loving woman when it
caresses.
The philosopher finds wisdom to con-
sist in being able to make the best
of the worst.
Generosity often follows the posses.
sion of riches, but riches are slow in
coming to the generous.
Providence is often blamed (oblique-
ly) for illness, when the sick one is q
victim of outraged nature.-Philadel.
phia Record,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Size of the States.

1t appears from the geographical
surveys accepted as a basis of the re-
cent Federal census that Texas is the
largest State in the country. In the
New England group the largest OF the
States is Maine, with nearly 10000
square miles of land surface; none of
the other New England States has as
are most nearly alike in area are New
York and North Carolina. Two others
which correspond very nearly are Iowa
and Illinois. Arkansas and Alabama
ale of almost the same size and Ohio
and Virginia differ by only few
square miles. The land area of each
is about 10000 square miles.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Progress in TcIccrapliy.

IF progress in telegraphy continues
the next few years at the same ratio
as in the past it will soon be possible
to telegraph verbatim running re-
port of a woman's congress. 1t is now
possible to send eight messages over
one wire at tho same time.-Montana
Record
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

Mrs. Purseproud-"I see where sew
eral millionaires chartered a whole
steamboat in order to come across the
ocean"
Mr.. Purseproud-"Well, when we go
over we will lease the ocean Cor a
week. k."-Baltimore American.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

Probably the youngest editor In tho
United States is a sixteen year old
girl, Lille Miller, who successfully
manages. a weekly paper at Camden
PA, and supports her widowed moth
er and brother and sister. Her faith
er, who was the proprietor. was killed
in a railway accident recently.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

'The doctor says that l must go
away for change of climate" said
Mrs. Dukane.
"If that's all you need" replied Mr..
Dukane, "stay right here, and the
change Of climate will come to you."-
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

Jones-"What would yo do If your
burglar-alarm went off in the night"
Brown - "Well, in the dark you
know, it would take me a good while
to find my shoes and my pistol, and
that would give the burglar time to
get away. y."-Detroit Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

Didn't you tell me you had no rea.
son to distrust that MANI" asked the
indignant visitor.
II believe l did, answered Senator
Sorghum.
You must have known better"
''Not at all. He hasn't cent of my
money in his hands, and don't pro-
pose that he shall have. l never SAL
that yea had no reason to distrust
him."-Washingto Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Hustlinp Household,

Careful Housekeeper-"Br Bridget, you
may get all the preserves we canned
last year, and boil them up again. L
am afraid they have begun to work"
Bridget Like enough, mum, like
enough. Everything round this house
has to."-Harlem Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Concerning Savants.

Polly-"Wisdom is generally depict
ed as n man with a long flowing
beard"
Dolly-"Yes, but my idea of wisdom
is a man who has sense enough to
wear trimmed whiskers-or, none at
all."-Detroit Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
The Liz htning Gossip Route.

"Well, that's quic,; work"
"What's that?"
"a man from San Francisco told his
cousin in New York secret he hadn't
told his wife, and before he got home
in ten days his wife had n letter from
his Cousins wife, telling her all about
it."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Unfailing Signs.

Angeline (aged eight 81 t'ink
Claude means ter propose ter-night."
Agnes (aged seven)-"And why?
Angeline Hes drefful pale aud
smells Nv oilr'-Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Tried to EenliZc 1t.

Mrs. Poserleigh (who fatters herself
she looks young)-"This is my daugh-
ter, Mrs. Snyder. 1 suppose you'd
hardly think it"
Mrs. Snyder-"H'm! Your youngest
daughter, e:"-Boston Tran
script.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

out how

I'VE ought to be careful about how
we handle the Chinese"
What danger do you foresee?"
"Well, they may become so discon-
tented with their own country that
they will all want to come over hers
and open laundrles." - Washington
Star
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
Riglitness.

'Be sure you're right" exclaimed
the Confident Philosopher, "and the
go ahead.'
''Be sure you're right" protested the
Married Man, land then get down on
your knees and ask to be forgiven"-
Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

"There is no doubt that this scheme
will pay" said the promoter.
YES" answered the purchaser of
stock, Il suppose so. But who is to
get the money?"-Washingt Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09
|, ,HMbJp1ssE;T IS NXASAen =
u GAR@HUMORs>SgA


"Oh, will you share my lot?" the lover
cried.
So they were wed, and soon, alas! he
died.
Twas not till then she found-a jest
quite merry
His only lot was in a cemetery!
Philadelphia Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-09

Wille-"What is the blue room in
the White House, pap
That's where the President
gives officeseekers the rundown. -
Baltimore World.