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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12
FOR SATURDAY SADNESS
BY DIOGENES.

japanese civilization in Hawaii has
reached the stage of runaway horse
fanciering. Catch the little brown men
getting left--if they have to smash
things getting there.
4 4 4
WAR NEWS.
Bumps-The old saying. when the
cats away the mice will play" seems
to be disproved in the fierceness of the
Boer war since Dom Paul has gone to
Holland.
Jinks-Not a bit. Old whiskers left
plenty of Mausers at home.
WHEN THE CANE GROWS.
Minnie-Why can't go to dancing
school. Mamma?
Mamma-Papa is paying for some
sugar stock, dear.
Minnie-What's sugar stock?
Mamma-Oh. it's what keeps sugar
plantation going until the cane grows
and they sake sugar out of it to sell.
Then whoever owns stock gets money
paid back TO him.
Minnie evening after the fore
going lesson IN ; c"ulative economy
Jennie Sucrosn Is going to dancing
school,, Mamma, guess her papas
cane has growed.
4 4 +
History repeats itself even If 1t has
to do 1t by contraries. In the middle
ages the barons were ready to fight fol
charter. and here in the nineteenth
century the barons are fighting against
charter for Honolulu. The charter
was a winning card in King Johns
time.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12
THE BEFICIT.

Teacher Ito class in civil government
at the night schooD-When the expen-
ditures exceed the revenues, what term
is used to describe the result?
Jack Knowitall. twho has read cam
paign papers)-Gross and criminal ex-
travagance.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12
CALLED DOWN.

Our esteemed fellow citizen, Captain
Marlinspike, master Of the clipper Fly
fast, was stupidity unsupported by a
staff eavesdropper Of the Morning
Mixifyer, as being deadly opposed 10
municipal government. Listening
Johnny overheard the skipper telling
his consignee's clerk that the charter
party was denominated swindle, and
thinking the old gentleman was dis
cussing the great tonic of the time
ran away to the Office and wrote a tom
myrot story of Captain Marlinspike's
views. When the captain collared the
callow penciller for his bad break, ask
ing him II he didn't know the talk was
about the ship, the young fellow sad
he did, but thought 1t was the ship Of
state. you'll end up In the reforma-
tory ship" was the captains freezing
adieu. ..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12
HoNoLULU's GROWING TINE.

ToNob'st . pINoNiNu i"r'
While fast our town doth grow In
lordly architecture toward the skies,
we point with pride to evidences Of
progress that arise; but, If of kindly
strain we are, the gentle stranger we'd
advise, to keep a handy kerchief for
wiping mortar from his eyes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12

The Evening Bulletin. Is cents per
month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-01-12

The above Company win buy, lease,
or sell lands In all parts OF the Hawaiian
Islands; and also has houses In the City
Of Honolulu for rent. I489-yl
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
PERSONAL.
Babylon ?

Among the students who will attend the student
conference at Northfeld Mass. beginning on the
2sth inst, will be four Corears from Roanoke Col
lege. Salem. Va.-Prince Emtoha. second son Of the
Emperor OF Corea: his companions, Eungni
Han and Sung Ku Shin. and Kinsic Kimm. a
member OF the next senior class. who speaks
English so well that he a prize in decla-
nation a year ago. Assistant Professor c. b.
Gannaday VII the Gmq h
hope 10 visit this city and Boston. and then spend
BufIalo
THE Christian InteIgencer' says: The choice
Of the Rev William Henry Steele Demarest as pro-
fessor in the w-Brunswick Seminary 10 succeed
DR. Woodbridge In the chair of ecclesiastical MS
tory and church government has been received
with general approval His very name commends
him. bearing as he does besides that OF his honored
father. that Of the fAther's college and seminary
classmate. the venerable Rev. Or. William H.
Steele one OF our earliest missionaries and though
for years laid aside from active service. held in
precious memory for unceaslng interest in the
church and its henevolences.'
The Rev Dr. Edward Everett Hale said recently:
When was n young man. studying for the min
istry came 20 the conclusion that II was good
time TO retire from the pastorate of church when
one got 20 be forty. When l got 10 be forty l
changed my mind. and thought fifty was the
proper age for retiring; then later came to see
things still differently. and decided that when l
give the matter any thought now
J. NJ Johnson the new third vice-president OF the
Rock Island road. went into railroad work I'm 1SIu
as u station agent al Franklin Ind.
monument has been erected at Santa Fe y. NJ,
10 Governor Albino Perez. who assassinated
together with n number Of other officials. during
the revolution Of 1897. II placed the spot
OF tho assassination by Sunshine Chapter. Daugh-
ters OF the American Revolution, which has under
taken 70 mark all historic spots I'm the Territory.
TAomas Wilson. formerly member Of the Iowa
bar. l7s presented TO the Supreme Court OF the
United States n large portrait OF the late Justice
Samuel +. Miller The portrait was painted by
Mr. W3tt. New-York artist. during Justice
M!ller's lifetime
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
4 NEW THIRD PARTY.

The birth Of n new third" party cannot be
said 10 he an event of great novelty in this
country 1t would be conservative TO estimate
the number of third" parties now existing or
claiming 10 exist. at dozen or more. The thlrd
party manufacturers are not, it seems, affected
by the prevailing impulse toward combination
and consolidation. We can think OF nothing
which could cause such a consolidation. unless
perchance one third party should secure 'y some
means patent on the initiative ana reler-
endum Then il would have TO absorb all the
others. for no sef-rcspectng third party could
exist without a platform including demand
for the initiative and referendum.
The latest addition to the third party list
comes from Kansas City. where the Allied
Third Party is being cradled. Its statement
of principles contains many old friends. Per
hans the most interesting plank is that relating
10 the currency. declaring that whatever Is
used As money should be full legal tender.
ISSUED by the general government in sufficient
.'voluIne for business purposes and that voumS
fixed In proportion 10 population This GER
tainly ought TO please the most eXacting of the
various orders of fiat money men. 1t lacks the
defniteness perhaps, of some Of the other
schemes for making money free 10 all, but 1t
will be quite as effective as any.
There seems to he some dispute as TO the
relation OF Mr.. W. J. Bryan To this new party
The active organizer Mr.. Lee MeriWether,
made n pilgrimage to Lincoln, and since then
has been throwing out hints Ia the effect that
Mr. Bryan is with the scheme. but Mr.. Bryan
himself is reticent. When Mr.. Bryan is reticent
il is certain that something is brewing. He Is
not naturally reticent Mr.. Bryan's friends sly
that he has not connected himself with the Al
lied party They suggest. and IL is quite credi-
ble. that Mr.. Bryan thinks he may find tie
party useful later but cannot tell now-that II
depends on the temper Of the Democratic party
If this is true It is hoped that the Democratic
party will get into terrible temper. for really
Mr.. Bryan ought To have party all his own.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
4 FINE RILL OE E4RE.

The Sunday dinner is traditlonally a feast
If the AutOcrat OF the Kitchen pieases. Even
in seasons Of fasting the rigor of the rule is
relaxed upon the first day Of the week. II, then,
the mind deserves as good treatment as the
body as assuredy Il does. the Sunday paper
should present the choicest bill OF reading fare
of all lhe week. That is what The Sunday
Tribune habitIally-its multtudinOus patrons
say most successfully-alms TO do. and that is
what il expects 10 do tomorrow in a more
than ordinary degree.
The bill Of fare offers both condiments and
nutriment which should appeal to every intel
lectual taste \ richly illustrated story Of
''the pomp and circumstance OF glorious war
between the famous 'New-YOrk 7th' and the
West Point cadets; the thirty-five ferry lines Of
New York 10 which attention has so tragically
been called; the Mormon propaganda in evan
gelical churches in New-York City; the friend
ships and the feuds Of young men and maidens
in the co-educational colleges; Savage Ian
doris views of China and the allies; the rich
mosaic decorations OF the new Mint building
in Philadelphia; the making of a new park in
Brooklyn-these are just few Of the items
peculiar TO the time. in addition 10 the Gus
tomary array of chronicles and comments Of
every department of human activity and human
interest.
II will afford fine feast, which will be fol
lowed by no surfeit. no nausea, no indigestion,
but will leave the intellectual man as much the
better OFF as is the physical man after having
partaken of a well selected and well prepared
banquet The point of contrast is, however
that while the feast for the body costs SIS or
thereabout the equally rich feast for the mind
costs only five cents.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22

the equitable settlement Of the quarrel between
Chilli on the one hand, and Peru and Bolivia on
the other. With those ends in view ENJOYS
were dispatched TO the scene. and these held
joint meeting with the representatives of the
three bellgerent powers. The meetng-or meet
ings for there were seyeral-took place from
October % TO p, 1880, on the United States
ship Lackawanna Mt africa. The demands of
the Chilian Government were stated. and were
found To be particularly severe and eXacting
deprlving Peru OF a large territory, requiring
her 10 pay a large indemnity, and in certain
respects practically mpairlng her permanent
independence. To these demands Peru and
Bolivia declined TO accede, and it became evi-
dent that no common ground of agreement
could be found by that conference. Thereupon
the United States commissioners proposed that
the terms Of peace be submitted 10 arbitration,
and this proposal Chilli peremptOrily declined.
Thus the Lackawanna peace conference was
brought TO n fruitess end.
Chilli. therefore. is record as having been
opposed to arbitration from the outset 1t Is
not only that she objects TO the reopenng OF a
past and closed case for arbitration. She
objected to and refused arbitration at the begin
ming of that case. Her present course is there
fore consistent. But consistency does not neces-
sarily make n course commendabe.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22

be undermined and lynch law, administered
now by q mob and now by single Individual
established. is TO hold men strictly responsible
for their obedience to the written law and unex-
cused for violations by their delusions or thelr
passions. 1t was not an Idle warning whlch
the Public Prosecutor, Mr.. Erwin, gave the
Jersey City jury when he said:
We do not want such state OF affairs mere as
prevails in other parts OF the country. we uo not
want men taking the law into their own hands
We do not want lynchings here. we 90 not
want TO extend invitations 10 men 10 REDRESS oy
their own hands alleged grievances, 10 shoOt
down the innocent without warning.
There is no middle ground between law and
lawlessness If one man can shoot down the
guilty from ambush. another can shoot down
the innocent The beliefs of the private execu-
TONER are past finding ont and If every assault
or assassination is 10 he Judged by the charac-
ter of the victim in tie opinion Of his assailant
no mans enemies need be troubled about find
for the whole country that New-Jcrsey refuses
TO open the door 10 any such return 10 bar
barism If other States had long ago taken
the same position a higher civilization would
generally prevail. and the safety OF homes
would not thereby be diminished. The same
lawlessDCss which tolerates murder to avenge
invaded homes engenders the passion for inva-
sion Stern reverence for law firmly eStah-
lished among all people in community is the
best guarantee for the safety Of every man and
woman In II
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
4 TRIUMPH OF LAW.

The high reputation of the State Of New
Jersey for prompt and sure administration OF
Justice is we'll sustained 10y the Jury which
aiter eight minutes deliberation found Thomas
u. Barker guilty Of assault with intent 10
XII upon the Rev. John Keller This sensa-
uonai case has attracted attention all over the
country, and II is not too much 10 say that In
Few states would il be possible 10 secure a
verdict on the legal evidence concerning the
shooting rather than on the extraneous cir
cumsfances. according as the iury,nen disered.
ited Mrs. Barker's published story or believed
IL and synpafhized with her That so-ralled
''unwritten law" which Barkers counsel pleaded
justified a man who believed his home invaded
ID taking the life Of the invader undoubtedly
exercises powerful influence on the minds of
average jurors. and often this sentiment is so
strong thar il is decisive even when there is
no proof Of such invasion. and the slayer merely
receives the benefit of his supposed dlsordered
state of mind, lahoring under belief of wrong
which may have been true or false. The
defence In this case in spite of the exclusion
W the court OF Mrs. Barker's story. managed
- get the general subject before the iurv,nen-
already knowing Il. of course. as a matter of
general news-and sought To secure an acquittal
on the gIound that, even il the charges against
MI Keller Were not true. belief in them was
sunicient justification for the prisoners act.
The danger from such a rule is obvious II
makes every man the Judge OF his own case
and the Fighter of his own wrongs. The regions
Where IL most prevails are the regions OF fre.
Quent lynchincs and mob violence Immunity
Tor the avenger OF real or fancled family wrongs
Is given by Jurors I'm most law abiding conmu
mites under cover OF some factItious plea o
insanity or self-defence. Such legal fctions ar,
the tribute OF anarchy 10 law. 1t is only in
states where the mob frankly justiies itsel
Tor placing passion and vengeance above th,
caimer processes OF the courts that we find th
unwritten law" accepted as an avowed basl
Tor refusal 20 inflict the penalties Of the writte
law There is really no line 70 be drawn betweel
tne avenging husband and the avenging mol
Both ACT on impulse. Neither weighs evidence
X they are tolerated they are inevitably encou,
aged TO infiict more and more heayy punish
ments Tor offences less and less serious upo
PROOF OF guilt less and less convincing. The onl
80 "nnrse for courts. IL their authority Is NOT /,
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
MR. COLER'S DANGER.

Controller Coler being in attendance upon the
bankers convention in Buffalo. where. As the
chief financial officer of this great city. he IS
doubtless a conspicuous figure. was asked yes
terl9y whether his determination not 10 be q
candidate for Mayor of New-York this year was
final lie replied: Il do not want 10 run this
year. but in the event of a movement Of sur
.fcient strength in my behalf II Is conceivable
that might be persuaded" The report of the
interview leaves il somewhat uncertain on what
ticket Mr.. Coler might possibly run II the
pressure became extreme. but subsidiary re-
marks by the Hon. David Bennett ltlll, VINO
was in the immediate neighhorhood II not
actually present. lead us 10 suppose that an
anti-Tammany ticket In Mr.. ColerS mind
at the moment. Yet only few days ago the
Controller. through the medium of The indie
pendent took unusual pains 10 diffuse the
opinion that the persons and influences now
hopefully combining for the overthrow of Tam
many government are neither destined TO sue
coed nor worthy of SUCCESS. 1t is true that Mr.
Coler has sometimes apparently failed To grasp
in advance of publication the full meaning ana
bearing of the articles which lave been issued
in considerable profusiOn over his signature
and in this instance different impression may
have been produced from that which he himself
gathered on looking over the PROOF sheelS hul
II is perpeXing.
If we thought he would be sure not TO take
il amiss we should be inclined TO advise Mr.
Coler 10 make up his mind definitely whether
or not he is willing 10 run for Mayor. and. II
his decision is in the affirmative on which ticket
he prefers 10 have his name appear. Unless he
takes that course the interest attaching to his
personality is likely 10 be frittered away. He
has subjected ii 10 a pretty severe strain
already and signs OF disintegration have begun
10 be visible There a time prior TO the
last State election when he seemed TO be un-
shakably opposed TO the Idea Of running for
Governor. Subsequently there was a time when
he manifested ali the familiar symptoms by
which n man is judged TO be in the hands of his
friends Since then he has made several op-
portunitieS. and embraced number OF others,
10 declare that nothing could induce him 10
relinQuish the duty and privilege Of returning TO
private life on the expiration of his present
term Of office Nevertheless he now comedies
that circumstances might conceivably arise. etc.
II may he admitted that Mr.. COler Is under
no obligation 10 the public except 10 administer
the COntrOllerShip 10 the best OF his ability.
But We rather think he owes II 10 himself 10
assume whatever attitude in respect TO a mayor
alty nomination he deems most becoming and
then stay put" During the last year ne has
been in constant danger Of an attack of vertigo.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
SOARING AND DELYING

The cliff dwellers OF Manhattan climb higher
and higher as our towers Of Babel ascend from
cloud TO cloud. while the trogodytes of our sub
Easements and far down vaults deve lower and
lower Our architects and builders further
and further toward the outer bounds OF the at
mosphere. and dig deeper and deeper toward
the centre of the globe. From topmost turrets
to the bottom Of the excavations there is range
great that the most adventurous of designers
and constructors of earlier generations would
have deemed IL mythical.
In a later period New-York will be three huge
cities in one. busy settlement beneath ground
lower than the level, a mighty capital, i'm
posing and majestic. the surface of Its terri
tory, and a glittering metropolis Of the upper
air soaring toward the heavens. How fortunate
will be our descendants! They will be privileged
to see and enjoy much when the messy mar
bles press upon silent lips,
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
A PRESIDENTIAL SUGGESTION.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: AS the time is now approaching when
candidates for the next Presidential election are
being put forward. name who believe would
be fitted to fill that position in every respect
a man who has been most thoroughly tested in
many ways. of exceptional ability. upright and
honest in the strictest sense. l refer 10 the Hon
Eihu Root, Secretary of War. In which position he
has shown great hrmness. tact, Judgment and
ability.
Furthermore Mr.. Root will not he, be
influenced by politicians. When he takes stand
and feels he is right, nothing. any one. no
matter with what Influence. can shake his deter
mination. About year since I brought up this
subject among some friends of influence, and their
views strongly coinctded with mire.
l may add that 1 have the personal pleasure OF
MIR. Roots acquaintance. and know he does not
seek the nomination. 1 write the above, for be-
neve Mr.. Root to be the best equipped man in the
country for the Presidency. Very respectfully
rlswauxn park ORANGE tif-NR4 T,4.. y MS 4ss ~
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
Amrsemfnis.

AMERICAN THEATRE Goof Rose Gardens)-2lo-s'0O
The Miksdo
CzSyNO-2 :15-Fiorodora. - ~
Frf,N MIJsEE-Day and Evening-Worlo n wax -.
CARRFCK THE e:3O-CEptain Jit-ns u ZIG
Marines. 90 s.oo -ro r-4,ton
HERALD SQUARE THEAThE- -- -
Burglary.
EFITHs-Contnuous Performance-
KOSTER g. BIAIss-l :z5-1;45-E EanoeNiIe M - .,a
MADISON SQUARE TIEATRE-2;lo-s'S0- '-'
Quiet. oos r.g,rnent
MANHATTAN -3:30-Shannon's zSa iNes"'
Band Concerts-9-Pan's War IN t.llha r,.-,,-
KEW YORK; ISL I5--NGudertlie-T hlhs N"'"'
val-Cherry Blossom Grove. as,
PARADISE GAEDENS-s:l5 10 12-NaudeNiI!-'
PASTOR s-DRv and NightContinuous sfo". ,o- Ez,u-s
PROCTOR'S FIFTH ANENEE-Losi--I"ei "ei'y y-1S-i -~0
and To Obigs Benson and Narleties - -. -,-,
rFocsTOR's T-IVENTY-THTRD STREET-A4 me CON-
forts and Narie-iss. - e.-.,.sa 10
PROCTOR's FIFTY EIGHTH STIFET--Iost' S0IGse1 -
Stolen Tho Violin Maker and Nhltetle r,rrrT
TROCTGE'S -HTNDRED-A l'-l AfDN = a. 80
sTREET-Caste. All Engaeemsut ana hsIleLsss
TERRACE GARDENS :is--The Chimes u NorTnahag-
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
GERu4y SOUTH AMERICAN TRADE.

The German Emperor's optimistic Views OF
German trade are justified by statistics NJ
least with respect 10 South America. which Is
one OF the parts OF the world In which Germany
is most striving to extend her commerce. The
figures Of such trade for 1900. which have Just
been published. show a marked increase and
the improvements in shipping facilities which
are now being made give confident promise that
such increase will he continued.
Last year German commerce with the South
American States. IN both imports and exports.
considerably surpassed that Of the United
States. as the following figures demonstrate;
Germany's exports 10 Brazil, Argentina. Uru-
guav Chill. Peru and Venezuela amounted TO
more than $4,000 600. while those OF the United
States were less than $33.OoooO0. Germany :
imports from the same States were S1ll.1C.-
900. while those of the United States We're less
than $50. 100000. Yet the United States Is
nearer 10 the South American States than Ger
many is in distance; is much closer 10 them in
political sympathies: is a much larger and more
populous country and. finally, has a much larger
foreign trade with the world in general. On
every one Of these grounds this country ought
10 surpass Germany in South American trade.
The United States vaunts itself as the great
est commercial nation in the world. let II
sends less than IA per cent OF its exports TO its
republican neighbors at the South over whom
it has for three-quarters Of century main
tanned the quasi-protectOrate of the Monroe Doc
trine and less than 3 per cent 70 the vast and
populous lands south OF the Equator. IL buys
more goods from Brazil than do ak the coun-
tries Of Europe put together, yet 1t lets five
other nations surpass 1t In sales TO Brazil in
return Great Britain IS far ahead of us In
South American trade that there Is no immedi-
| ate hope of catching mp with her. But 1t ought
to be possible for us TO rival Germany. and TO
outstrip her in friendly competition.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22
NOTES or THE NEWPORT SEASON.

Newport, r. l.. June p (SpeciaD.-Edwin s.
Cramp has returned from Philadelphia and is gis-
tered q the Casino.
f. S. V. Hoppin. OF NewYork, is the guest OF
Mrs Burke Roche.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. l. Gammell of Providence. have
arrived for the
Mrs. Thomas Hitchcock will return from Europe
about July 10 and will occupy the Chanler cottage
on the Cliffs.
Ogden Goldman. jr.. OF New-York. has rented the
De Blois cottage. Gibbs-ave. for the season.
Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Widener, of Philadelphia.
expected here tomorrow their steam yacht
Josephine.
This afternoon Lieutenant J. H. Hubbard, Y. s.
N, gave entertainment on board the training
ship Newport.
New-York tribune., 1901-06-22

A Draco on the bench in France has. decided
that an unfortunate bicycle rider who was run
over by an omnibus and badly injured can OBJ
tain no redress because. the judge said. riders
of wheels were too reckless in forcing themselves
into places of peril. He added that when they
risked their safety by going into crowded
streets they alone were responsible for any harm
which followed 1t is true enough that many
wheelmen and wheelwOmen here in New-York
are too adventurous and daring. but 1t is doubt
full if any magistrate in Manhattan would be
as sweeping in his denunciation of riders as
was the French wearer of the ermine. That
Partisan judge could never have mastered the
fine art of wheeling.