New-York tribune., 1901-06-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

''Thc Waterbury American remarks: Those 80
Y NJ. c. A delegates who left Chicago at 1905 Mon
day morning not 10 travel on Sunday must
have come 10 the station Sunday. unless they
livoi next door: must have packed their grips, in
all probability on Sunday. and caused their special
train to be made up Sunday. That five minutes
after midnight hardly saved them from the charge
OF Sabbath breakers"
Honesty Pays.-Jm- Honesty IS ther best policy,
Bill How?
Remember that dog stole?"
wen tried two hull days to- sell i'm.
an offered more'n dollar. So | went.
like a honest man. an guy him to tn ole lady
what owned i'm. an she guv me five dollars. -
New-York Weekly.
II is said that both the High Church men and the
Low Church men dispeased with the Rev. Or
Donald, rector Of Trinity Episcopal Church. Boston.
for permitting the opening service Of the Young
Mems Christian Association Jubilee Convention to
he held in the church.
Everybody in Kansas knows something about
Maniiolds brass band at Beoit; says The kan- al,
was about to retire from the business Of music
making because he could not get set OF false
lie spent hundreds Of dollars through a space of
SIX years trying to md some teeth that would sit
has succeeded, and he is the happiest man in Cen
trail kansas
A customer dropped into paintshop the other
day. took slip of paper from his pocket. looked
his glasses. inspected the paper again. and 1t
up a bad job
Il made hasty memorandum" he said 10 the
proprietor OF the shop. "of something TO call
here and buy. but trusted too much 10 my
memory. l to have jotted down nothing but
the initials and I've forgotten what they mean
Let me see the memorandum" said the proprie-
tor 1T may be that l help you"
IT'S nothing but three letters replied the
toner handing it over. only C. P. A."
I &C. F. A. Why, that's Sepia. a kind o
brown paint Wasn't that t?'
What fool am! OF course 1T was.
Mrs. PePprey-There's something peculiar about
that couple who just moved In next door She's
reSeiyhf I6Te with fsIs"''o' her i'0' ma" WHO III
Mr Pepprey-whats unusual about that?
ton is her husband philadelphia Press.
Andrew Carnegie is fond of telling how he was
once asked by the editor of a popular magazine for
an article on Organization in Business" Well"
said he. II think l could write that article But
I'm afraid the price I'd have to ask you would be
high" "Oh, no." said the delighted editor
with vision of magnificent feature in an
early number; I'm sure could arrange that
satisfa ctorily Name your figure" We'll"
replied Mr. Carnegie. II could hardly afford to do
II for less than S5,C0OOO0" He smiled a little at
sight of the editors face. and then NO.
must withdraw that. What l should put into ii
has much than that and of course
you would not expect me to sell it you at less
than cost" AS the dipomatist puts it, the ne
gotiations fell through"
The coatless puts a careless arm
Hound the waist of the hatless girl.
In horseleSS carriage they WhirI
Like a leadless bullet from hammerless gun
BY smokeless powder driven.
They fly the speechless toy
Though the only lunch his coinless purse
Affords to them the
Is a tasteless meal of boneless cod
With a side of stringess beans
He puffs a tobaccoless cigarette
And laughs mirthless laugh
When papa tries TO her back
BY wireless telegraph
-(Boston Herald
Dixie" says "The New-Orleans Times Demo-
crat, lis not received now Dixie once was
and judging from present Indications this anthem
of the Lost Cause is passing from among the popu
lar airs of the day. One scarcely believe that
Dixie is passing. But the fact remains that this
air. popular 1t may be- is not received with
that enthusiasm which marked ii In the davs coma
by. and In fact. the seems to be son,etbipe
other than IL Even the old Confederates do
not shrek Dixie like they did in davs sopa
by Why? The future must tell Maybe voices
have grown husky. Maybe the old men are fired
and do not want to yell Maybe Uncle Sans new
policy of throwing his gig into any old island tha,
may suit his fancy has something to do with this
change Dixie dying! One scarcely belleve
that Dixie is passing. in spite of the changes
which have taken place in American policies
Indefinite Insructions-Lady Ito clerk in clothins
store)-l want pair of trousers for my husband
Clerk-What size. madam
LADY, don't know the size but he wears a hf-
fEGn r--iS 1nrf Sat