New-York tribune., 1901-07-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Catholic Church authorities have appointed
a OF inquiry in ST. Louis to investigate the
life OF Father Felix De Andries. whom IL is pro-
posed to canonize. and II took the testimony the
other day of Mary Aubuchon. a Cherokee Indian
woman. ninety-one years old. who that
when the body OF Father De Andres was lying in
state she saw a IT, which she did not
think was placed there by any human agency.
You will find the work easy" said Mrs. Haus-
keep We live very simply, and there are no
"Oh, Ofll not take the place av there's no chill
der, dra,, interrupted the applicant
The Ideal You're an exception to the rule
Well av there's no chder, all the dishes OF
The French company which holds the practical
monopoly of the Egyptian sugar and molasses in
dustry has Just completed arrangements by which
1t becomes the concessionaire for number OF years
OF forty thousand OF land In the vicinity
OF its great works at Nag-Hamadi In Upper Egypt
These lands will be devoted principally to the
culture OF beet root The company already pos
extensive fields of canes. Egypt is not
only able to cater for herself as far as sugar is
concerned but has begun TO compete successfully
with French and Austrian sugar in the Levant
markets.
Hoax-I see Rocksie. the gambler is going to re-
tire on MS fortune ana ms sell cut MS Place; There
get oaaAhi AZ 1ai Sw Take dive to get into the SWIM eh
-(Philadelphia Record.
college of matrimony, to be located in Chelsea.
England. where the duties of a wife will become
the subject of n two years course of study. The
curriculum will embrace not only the usual
branches OF housewifery, such as cooking, serving
and laundry work, but is intended TO deal with
physiology and medicine well. that the stu
dents will receive mental discipline In connection
with the manual training.
Don't YOU think you could drive that mule with
out the use of profanity" inquired the person OF
Yes" answered the canaIboat man ''I re"kor
could get along an right But III IL would get power
The government is gradually doing away with
the distribution of rations Indians In five years
the system will be practically abolished. There
in the United States 26S0Oo Indians. OF
this number 45 $50 draw ratons regularly. while
1900 more provided for at various times when
they are unable to work do not feel like il. In
the latter class are included most of the Indians
who have grown old and have been deserted by
their young relatives.
with all his other charming accomplishments. Yes
terday in match in the Connecticut Club, at New
Of the Norwich Club ''T The match was nip and
The piaudits of the gallery had died away and
Mr. Stokes was receiving congratulations. when
threw his arm across his Shoulders and exclaimed
raI1eIv Was Was ued good wasn't it, Ans1n The
was quite calm Yes: he said. II am really sur
iiiSsu dt ySSiI '-tifOlyOke Transcript.
Who. asks THE Candid Friend docs not
recollect Lord Hardwicke. the Glossy Peer i'm
macuately tailored. riding an almost priceless
horse In the Row OF morning. walking down
Pfccadilly. his hat at an angle which defed the
laws OF gravity? Spontaneously witty with that
talent for repartee which is 1t is delight
full, Lord Hardwicke the best of good COM
pany and one OF the unforgettable social leaders
of London in the last quarter Of the nineteenth
century. No one will have forgotten his famous
answer to a well known tailor who had been asked
to stay in the house of noble patron. ard
planned to Lord Hardwicke that the company was
mixed: Good Lord man. you didn't expect to find
'em all tailors?' :"
"Well.' asked the professor 'faid you attend our
commencement and meet graduates
No answered the editor, II didn't attend but
I've met them ALL guess. How many young men
did you graduate this year,"
Two hundred and twelve" answered the pro-
fessor.
Then one of them must be M said the editor.
Up to date, two hundred and eleven have been
around to strike me for a job."-Qndianapolis Sun.