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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Ground wet down to considerable
depth.
Jake DIETRICH put in his spring
grain last week.
James Hladek was in this neck of
woods last Sunday.
VIM. Tague is identifying Mrs.
Bartlett's wind mill.
VIM. Bower was trading horses with
Joe Zeman last week.
A. r. Mlenik is still hauling hay
from Charley Bamberg's.
Barney Kessfer was in Wa-Keeney
last week tranStcting business.
Louis Polkovsky and John -Hladek
drove east on special business last
Sunday
E. d. Wagner, southwest of town,
intends to sell out and move to where
he will have more room for his cattle.
We are informed that the WOodmen
of Collyer will give dance TN April
18th. We are invited-sO is every
body.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
N Stink tn III

Geo. L. Heard of High Tower, Ga,
writes: eczema broke out on my
baby covering his entire body. Under
treatment of our family physician he
got worse as he could not sleep for the
burning and itching. We used a box
Of BANNER SALvE' on him and by
the time it, was gone he was we'll The
Doctor seeing it was curing him said,
Stick to it for it is doing him more
good than anything 1 have done for
him." Jones 81 Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
Notice for Publication-No. 1904

United States Land Office
Wa-keeney. Hans, February Is. 1901.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in Support of his
claim. and that said proof will be made be-
fore the Register and Receiver of the U. S
Land Office Wa-Keeney. Kansas. on
pril 6, 1901. viz
Henry ID. Hillman,
Homestead Entry No $3.50 for the northeast
quarter of section 10, township III south.
range y. west of the 9th ID. m.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land. viz:
Claus Schuman. Julius Harries. August
Iegtmeyer. Samuel Kernan; all of Wa-Kee-
ney. Kansas.
I. T. PURCELL. Register
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Big Greek News
1 Snow all gone
Wheat is getting boost along now
Ground is getting in fine condition.
Not much oats and barley sown yet.
Lots of mud in the short grass coun-
try
John Lofiin is Offering 81 per day for
hands
Chas Clough has bought farm up
in Adair precinct
Frank Cross is nursing a lame leg
these stormy days.
| ID. b. Fulton was buying sorghum
seed few days age.
Arthur Clough has built on his land
near Mr.. Hoffer's farm.
Exhibition at Ridgway school house,
Friday night, April 5th.
School picnic in District ID. April
5th- Everybody invited.
John Glass presented his little
brother Willie with a watch the other
day.
Abe Leonard has decided to not re-
turn to school at Manhattan this
spring
Tom Feezor. expects to begin~turn-
in the near future.
Earl Furbeck came home from
school and took to farm work as nat
ural as duck takes to water.
Samuel Glass has bought himself
new blacksmith outfit and is pre-
pared to do up JOBS in brown shape.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
Marion Kooke, manager of T.

Marion kOoke, manager of L. M.
Thompson, large importer of fine
millinery at 1858 Milwaukee ave-, Chi
cago, says: During the late severe
weather 1 caught a dreadful cold
which kept me awake at night and
made me unfit to attend my work dur
ing the day. One of my milliners was
taking Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
for severe cold at that time, which
seemed to relieve her SO quickly that
l bought some for myself 1t acted
like magic and began TO improve at
once. L am now entirely well and feel
very pleased to acknowledge its mer-
its. For sale by Jones s. Gibson,
Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

You will waste time if you try to
cure indigestion or dyspepsia by starv-
ing yourself That only makes it
worse when you do eat heartily. You
always need plenty of good food prop
erly digested. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is the result of years of scientific re-
search for something that would di-
gest not only some element of food
but every kind. And it is the one
remedy that will do it. Jones & Glib
son.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
Notice for Publication 1865.

Land Office at Wa-Keeney. KAN.
ebruary 1S 1901. (
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
tion to make final proof in support of his
claim. and that said proof will be made be-
fore the Register and Receiver of the Unit
ed States Land Office at Wa-Keeney, Kansas,
on April 6, 1901. viz:
Claus Schuman
Homestead Entry No. 1861 for the north
east quarter of section "a. township IL south
range y. west of the 9th p. M.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cuitiva-
tion of said land. viz:
Henry ID. HiI1man and Samuel Herman. of
Wa keeney, Kansas; Joshua MuSgrave and
Robert Musgrave. of Mendoza. Kansas.
l.. T. PURCELL. Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

II had piles SO bad could get no
rest nor find a cure until tried De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. After us
ing it once, forgot I ever had any
thing like Piles."-E- c. Boice, Som
ers Point. N. " Look out for fmita-
tions- Be sure you ask for DeWItt's
Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

B. Presson, Pressonville, Kans.,
writes: Nothing like FoLEY's HONEY
AND TAR" IS the universal verdict of
all who have used it, Especially has
this been true of coughs accompany
ing la grippe Not a single bottle
failed to give relief. Jones s. Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
The Most stubborn Coughs

resulting from an attack of lagrippe
or heavy cold, must yield to the won
derful healing properties of FoLEY's
HONEY AND TAR which strengthens
the lungs and makes them sound.
Jones 81 Gibson, Druggists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

81 have been troubled with indiges-
tion for t IN years, have tried many
things and spent much money TO no
purpose until 1 tried KOdol Dyspepsia
Cure. have taken two bottles and
gotten more relief from them than all
other medicines taken. / feel more
like a boy than / have felt in twenty
years" Anderson Riggs of Sunny
Lane. Tex Thousands have testif fled
as did Mr.. Riggs. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Last winter 1 was confined to my
bed with very bad cold on the lungs.
Nothing gave me relief. Finally my
wife bought bottle of One Minute
Cough Cure that effected speedy
cure. cannot speak TOO highly of
that excellent remedy."-Mr. Il. X.
Houseman, Manatawney, Pa. Jones
s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

If troubled bY weak digestion,
loss of appetite, or constipation, try Il
few doses of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Every box war
ranted. For sale by Jones s. Gibson.
Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Running sores, ulcers, boils, PIN
Piles, etc, quickly .cured by BANNER
SALvE, the most healing salve in the
world. A sure cure for piles Jones.
& Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Probably some men get hot under
the, collar because or the warm neck
ties they wear.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Many a woman has made a fool of a
man, and some few have succeeded in
making man of fool.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
Given Up to Die with Group.

Mrs. P. L. Cordier of Huntington,
KY, writes: my three year old girl
had severe case of Group, the doctor
said she could not live and gave her
up to die. / went to the store and got
a bottle of FOLEY's HONEY AND TAR,
the first dose gave him quick relief
and saved he. life" Jones s. Gibson.
'tThat bonnet in the shop window
would be becoming to me-" Eyes"
answered the Man-brute, ''come on
it isn't going to he coming to you to-
day. "-Ex
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Skin u, :, cuts, burns, Scalds
and chatting quickly heal by the use
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is
initiated. Be sure you get DeWitt's.
Jones 81 Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

1t takes adversely to bring a good
man out-especially at the knees and
elbows.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

You cannot enjoy perfect health,
rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes if your
liver is sluggish and your bowels clog
ged.- DeWitt's Little Early Risers
cleanse the whole system. They never
grippe. Jones 4 Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

JOHN a. MEL SON.
ATTORNEY AND REAL ESTATE AGENT.
AGENT FOR CLOSE BROS LAND co.
For choice bargains in lands give me 4, call.
A II kinds of business promptly attended to
for non-resiuents -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Some fools put on more airs than Il
wise man can grind out of hand or
gan.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Few mems trousers get beggy at the
the knees from saying their prayers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

There are some domestic wounds
that can only: be healed by a visit to
the jewelers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
Holiness Meeting.


The Ness County Holiness associa-
ton will hold their next monthly
meeting AT Mt. Pleasant. pril +, 1901.
The following is the program:
1000 a. m.-Opening exercise-E. S.
Wynan.
1O:30-Bible reading-Mary Altman.
11:I5-Sermon-Rev j. W. Vanderlip.
12:OO-Basket dinner.
1:3O p. m.-Song and prnise-R Ollin
Atkinson.
2:OO-Bible exposltion-Mrs Page.
3:OO-Sermon-Rev. II. l.. Greer.
4:OO-BuSinesS meeting,
Everybody invited. Come praying.
E. j. BADGLEY. Secretary.
FOX SALE.
West half of section 7-12-23. One
of the best tracts of farm land in
Trego county-0nly one mile from
Wa-Keeney. w. E. SAUM.-
Seed Potatoes.
Burbanks,
Peerless,
at Verbeck's.
SClothine. 9At O. Verbeck's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

: Go,to G. J. Ferris for your carpets
and wall paper. New samples just
received.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

A man won't agree with anyone
when his food won't agee with him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Lots of people have more. money
than brains, and not much money at
that
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

The man. that can't say ANYTHING
good of his fellowmen realizes that
there is a knocking at the door of adj
verSity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Best Way to Cure Backache.
BackacheS are caused by disorder
in the kidneys. FoLEY,s KIDNEY
CURE will make the kidneys right.
Take no substitute Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Honeyed phrases are very apt to
have flies on Them
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

( If you want anything well done dc
it yourself
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

The dentist fills long felt wants
that arn.t wanted -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

| He who drinks the health OF every
body drinks away his own.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Do not leave home on a journey
without a bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoe Remedy.
1t is almost certain to be needed and
cannot be procured while you are on
board the cars or steamship. 1t is
pleasant, safe and reliable For sale
Jones s. Gibson, Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

A widow says good husbands are
like dough, because women need
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
1oooOoooOo0oooo0o00ooo0oOQ
8 FOR SALE COL tJMN G

For Sale-Cow- Inquire at tins Of
fee
For SALE-The northeast quarter
section 23-13- 23 in Trego county. In-
Quire of John A. Nelson
For Sale-The northeast quarter of
19-17-32. Title perfect and all taxes
paid up to date Price $780, Scott Il
Scott 615 Kansas ave-, Topeka. Kan
Fox SALEIDne OF the best 800 acre
farms in Trego county For terms APP
ply to George Baker, Wakeeney,
Kan Can giye:possession at any time
ToTrade for Trego land -Four room
house. half acre of fruit trees and half
acre for garden in the town of Primo
ton, Mo- Address L. King, Princeton.
Mo-
For SALE-Sections 33 and 35 1924
Section 9-11-22- Southeast quarter IA
1926 Northeast quarter 15-11-23.
North half 2-12-23. Southeast quarter
Is and southeast quarter, 26-13-23
Some good horses. S. NJ. HUTzEL.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Spring coughs are specially danger
Gus and unless cured at once, serious
results often follow One Minute
Cough Cure acts like magic. 1t is not
a common mixture but it is a high
grade remedy. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06
FOX SALE.
Seed Potatoes.

sClothing. sAt verbeck's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-04-06

Pay us-we need coin.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
THE TIME To LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.
He Got the Job-A Desperate Man
wise Precsution-Cause for Action In
Incorrect Diagnosis = Funnygraphs -
Sympathetic Souls.
INCORRECT DIAGNOSIS.

He posed as fortune-teller and
mind-reader, and when he was arrest
ed and taken into New York court
for posting handbills on the street, he
explained his vocation TO the presid-
ing judge.
"And SO you are mind-reader,' "
said the interpreter OF the law. u
wonder II you can read my mind"
"Oh. yes" replied the prisoner. APP
parently believing that bluff" would
serve his cause as well as anything.
You are of bright and cheerful
disposition. And | can see by the
merry twinkle in your mind that you
are about to tell me to go home"
Your diagnosis is not correct" said
the judge. II was merely meditating
whether / should make the fine five
dollars or ten dollars. think we will
call 1t five dollars this time"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
ruNNyGRAPHS

Tody-"Jennie tells me young Wood
by proposed to her last night" Viols
~ don't think l know him. Is HI
we'll off?" Tody-"He certainly Is
She refused him."
Mrs. De Blinks-"No, sir; you car
not have my daughter with my con.
sent. l detest you and l wish l could
think of some way to make you mis-
cradle" Mr.. Hicks-"Well, then. why
not become my mother-in-law?"
An insignificant. little pin in wo-
mans belt often disturbs a mans men,
tai poise.
my dear. are you feeling any bet
teri" asked her fond mother. II dun
no." replied Dolly. rs the jelly all
gomez" Eyes, DEAR" We'll, think
l am we'll enough to get up now"
Stern Parent-"Are you sure that
you can support a family?" His
Daughters Lover-"Well-er-y see,
I wasn't making any calculations on
that just yet. only want the girl. You
know"
The youthful lawyers profession Is
usually better than his practice.
The Bachelor-"But you should re-
member the old maxim, Marry in
haste and repent at leisure The
Beredict-"Oh. a man doesn't have any
leisure when he's married."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

Northport, Mich. Dec. 9.-The medi-
cal men are just now eagerly discuss
ing most remarkable cure OF severe
case Of Kidney Disease in this county.
Mr.. Byron o. Leslie of Northport has
for years been victim Of kidney de-
rangements. with all the consequent
pain and annoyance. He was gradual
ly growing worse and as the disease
advanced he became very respondent,
often wondering If he would have to
endure this suffering all his lifetime.
But at last he found remedy that
cured him in Dodd's Kidney Pills. He
was much pleased, but did not say
much about it lest the good effect he
experienced would not last. Now,
however, after months of continued
good health he has concluded that he
is permanently cured and his an
nouncement of this has caused a pro-
found sensation among the physicians
and the people who knew Of his appar-
emily hopeless condition.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

mo, Gladys McGoogle," he said in
his deep and earnest voice. "life with
out you would be of little use to me. a"
DO you mean that you would take
the suicide route to escape it," the
fair girl murmured.
YES" he answered: "you have
guessed it,"
Revolver or roper"
Neither"
Gas, then. or poison?"
He shook his auburn locks and
smiled at her batfed air.
What then would you do?"
GLADYS" he slowly answered. "if
you refuse my love will take no
chances Of failure have determined
to let malarious mosquito bite me"
That fetched her.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
CHANGED HER MIND.

The house was "handy to the street
car line" and in good repair, there
were the proper number of closets
and the rental was reasonable, but
before coming to terms the house
hunting matron said to the agent:
ut is only fair for me to tell you
that we have five boys"
THAT won't make any difference,
ma'am," he said, with smile. "You
will find big families Of boys on both
sides Of you."
"Oh, then, I don't want the house
at ALL" she exclaimed. II want to
find neighborhood where there won't
be any boys but NINE"
At last accounts she was still hunt
ing.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

The Jubilee Diamond (now the prop
erty Of syndicate). which is the larg-
est and finest In the world. is SO per-
fectly cut that, when placed on the
small truncated apex of its pyramid 1t
stands perfectly balanced, though
measuring one inch and five-eighths in
length, one inch and three-eighths in
breadth and one inch in depth. 1t was
cut from the larger part of an irregu-
lar crystal of unusual size which was
found in 1898 at Jagersfontein in
South Africa. A black spot near the
middle Of the stone was the reason
for cutting 1t in two.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

An ancient ship was recently dis
coverpd In the bed of the old River
Lea, In England. The vessel, found
at a depth Of seven feet below the
surface, is about fifty feet long and IL
constructed of oak throughout. with
the exception Of the keel, which is Of
elm. The ribs Of the boat are secured
10 the sides by tree-nails, while the
umbers are secured with crude iron
nails. The floor boards are fastened
together with nails and the calking
is done with felt. Antiquarians think
1t belonged to the feet with which
King Alfred the Great fought the Danes
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
Russell Sage. Midday Meals.

Contrary to popular belief creatNd
by long years Of newspaper misrepre-
sentation, Russell Sage is not only
quite particular about what he eats.
but is valiant trenchman and good
authority on matters Of the cuisine.
New York papers, in spite Of this fact,
periodically describe his midday meal
as consisting Of cracker, an apple
and a glass of water. AS matter OF
fact, he generally lunches in tile
Western Union building with such
men as the Gouids, General Eckart
and other officials of the Gould inter-
ests.-Chicago Chronicle.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
HE GOT THE JOB.

Grocer Ito applicant for situation)-
Are you fond Of work?
Boy-No, sir. l amt.
Grocer-Well, you'd better get or
horne again. l want boy that is.
Eioy-There amt none.
Groceries, there are-heaps. I've
had any amount here this morning.
Boy (doggedly) -How did you know
they were?
411rocer--They told me so.
Boy--H'm, so would l If I was as
fo;ld Of lynn as they is-but amt.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

1t is now remembered that in De-
cember. 1898, the President of the
United States and the governor OF
Alabama were entertained socially al
Tuskegee, Ala, by Mr.. and Mrs. Book
er T. Washington. The New Orleans
Picayune said at the time: mo white
hosts or hostesses could have been
more courteous in attending to and
more thoughtful in forestalling every
want of their guests than were these
refined and educated Africans.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
AN UNDATED STATEMENT.

EYES, said Miss Woodbesumthin'
"1ay ancestors landed on Plymouth
Rock"
While the buzz Of admiration and
envy went around she added soto
vice, Gin 1862"
We should be truthful at all times,
n3 matter whether we shout it from
tie housetops or not"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

''Say, mister, you look like big
hearted man; can't you help a poor
guy little?"
That's just the trouble, my friend
The doctor says l have enlargement Of
the heart very bad and any further
strain on 1t may prove Immediately
fatal"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
INSIST ON GETTING IT.

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
fiance Starch. This is because they have
a stock on hand of other brands contain
ing only ~ OF. in package, which they
won't be able to sell first. because De-
fiance contains 16 OF. for the same money.
Do you want l6 OF. instead Of IL OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

The common cockroach has spread
throughout the civilized world by
means of ships. This disagreeable bug
comes and goes on ships almost as
freely as the rats. The two seem to
live together amicably and they mon.
opolize the hold of the ships which
carry foodstuffs.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

Burglars entered the house OF a
north side physician the other night.
and meeting a friend on his way
downtown the next morning he said:
Il say, Blask, did you hear about
my robbery last night?"
mo. DOCTOR" replied Blank, Whom
did you rob?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
The Eject.

Ida-"I see less people have been
killed by football this year than ever
before"
May-"For goodness sake, don't let
the players overhear you. They would
feel ashamed and start in to break the
record for brutality"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

Does your sister ever talk about
me?" asked the enamored youth Of his
best girls small brother.
You bet she does" replied the
youngster. Il heard her tell ma the
other day that if your shoes had rock
ers on them they would make good
cradles"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
WIsdom of ExperIence.

Singleton-"I wish you were eligi-
BILE for membership in our bachelor
club, old man. You have no idea Of
what you are missing"
Wededly--"Oh. yes, have. I count
the change in my pocket every night
and morning"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
LITTLE LAUGHS.
An Explanation.

Maude-"lm so glad to see that your
health has greatly improved"
Clara-"Thank you. My rapid re-
covery was due to this engagement
ring"
Maude--"Indeed! From whom did
you receive it,"
Clara-"From my physician"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

Myer-"Is it true that Miss Oldham
has just inherited half million?"
Gyer-"It is; and she will need ev.
cry cent of 1t in her business"
Myer-"What is her business?"
Overlooking for a husband"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13
SYMPATHETIC SOULS.

Edith hear that you and Fred are
quite interested in one another.
Bertha-Don't you tell a soul, Edith,
but really l believe Fred and l were
made for each other. We have playe5
golf together three times and We never
have quarreled-except two or three
times when Free was clearly in the
wrong.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-12-13

Re wland-"Why did you nearly kill
the manager, me lud?"
Gadzooks! He wanted me
to play in Uncle Toms Cabin"
Rowland-"Then you consider the
play beneath your talent?"
Roxey-"No; it was the character.
He wanted me to don skin and be
bloodhound"