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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
"Something New Under
The Sun"

All doctors have tried to cure
CATA RRH by the use of powders, acids,
gases, inhalerS and drugs in paste form.
Their powders dry up the mucuous
membranes causing them to crack open
and bleed. The powerful acids used in
lnhalers have entirely eaten away the
same membranes that their makers
aimed to cure, while pastcs and oint-
ments cannot reach the disease. Anoll
and experienced practitioner who has
tor many years made close study and
specially of the treatment of CATARRH,
mas at last perfected a Treatment which
when faithfully used, not only relieves
at once, but permanently cures CA
IARRH, by removing the cause, stop
ping the discharges, and curing all in
hamation. 1t is the only remedy known
to science that actually reaches the af-
fiicted parts. This wonderful remedy is
known as "SNUFFLES the GUARAN-
TEED CATARRH CURE" and is sold
at the extremely low price of One Dollar,
each package containing internal and
external medicine sufficient for a
mouths treatment and every thing ne
cessary to its perfect use.
"SN UFFLES" is the only perfect
CATARRH CURE ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and dis
gusting disease 1t cures all inflama-
ton quickly and permanently and is also
wonderfully quick to relieve HAY
FEVER or COLD in the HEAD.
CATARR1 when neglected often
leads to OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
FILES" will save you if you use it at
once, 1t is no ordinary remedy, but a
complete treatment which is positively
guaranteed to cure CATARRH in any
form or stage if used according TO the
directions which accompany each pack
age. Don't delay but send for it at once,
and write full particulars as to your con-
dition, and you will receive special adj
vice from the dscoverer of this won
derful remedy regarding your case with
out cost to YOU beyond the regular price
of "SNlFFLES" the GUARANTEED
CATARRH CURE"
Sent prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt of
One Dollar. Address Dept. J EDWIN
b. GILES Il COMPANY, 1880 and 1882
Market Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
16-ly
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
"A Cure for Cholera Infanfuu,.

Last M,y," says Mrs. Custis Baker,
or Bookwalter, Ohio, ''an Infant child
OF our belghb'r's was suffering from
cholera infantum The doc or had given
up an hol%s of rtcnveiy. took a bottle
or Chambtrlaln's Coiic, Cholera and
Dlai rioea Remedy to The house, telling
them felt snrc it would dn good if used
according to directions In Two days
time the child had fully recovered, and
Is now mearly year siucn) Il vigorous.
nealthy girl. L have recommended this
Kennedy frequently aud have never
Known 1t to fail in any single instance. -
For sale 10y +. g. Duke, Druggist.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
A YOUNG LADY'S LIFE SAVED
At Panama, Colombia, by Cham
berIain's Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhOea Remedy.

DR.. Chas. H Utter, prominent ply
sician, Of Panama, Colombia, in IA recent
letter states: Last March l had AS a
natient a young lady sixteen years of
age, who had very bad attack of dvs.
cntery. Everything prescribed tor her
proved il etfectual aid she was growing
worse. every hour. Her parents were
sure she would die. She had become so
weak that she could not turn over i'm
bed. What 10 do at this critical NOM
rnt Was a study for me, but thought
of CbamteIlain's Collie, chs lera and
DianhUea Remedy and as last resort
l1tsc1it ed it.. The most woI derful re-
suit was effected Within eight hou,s
she was feeling much beter; inside Of
three days she was upon her feet and at
he end OF one week was entirely we'll"
For sale by +. G. Duke, Druggist.
The steel trust is capitalized, in
Guiding bonds, at just about double
the sun of the values of the different
plants before amalgnma,ion. 1t pur-
poses to pay dividends larger than
before on double the valuation. Is
anything more necessary to show
where the public comes in?
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

says no paiunenuou man Should seek
TO run comb factory. l vhas bald
headed, und you like to make fun of
me-"
"But don't neffer see your bald
head pefore."
Don't lie to me. cobblcr! Ten times
/ vhas I'm dis shop nit my hat off, und
ten times you see my badness. You
like to haf some SMOKES on me because
my hair vhas gone AWAY, but you find
oudt dot she don't pay. If you vhilI
come outdoors, shall make your
heart ache"
l don't go oudt, und dot baldhead
vhas still py der door when big fat
man crowds him AWAY und comes In
und says:
"Vhat vos 1t aboudt Hans der Phi
losopher? Vhas it you, cobblcr?"
"Shc vhas." says.
GLOW vhas you philosophers
81 don't know"
'"Vhere vhas dot philosophy"
"All aroundt you. Look ut dose
signs"
He reads two signs und laughs. He
reads two more und says vlnas n true
philosopher. Den he reads one und
gets red nit hrs face und says to me:
"Cobbler, how vhas it When you say
dot fat mans may jar der earth, but
lean mans make it's history"
II don't exactly know" 1 says.
"Vhas too fat?'
81 can't say"
Don't haf some brains?"
II don't know"
"Nhcll let me tell YOU something's.
vhas also philosopher. l vhas sooch
n philosopher dot l grab you like dis,
und slam you around so, und make
your heels crack und your hair stand
oop, und if you don't took dot sign
down In two seconds you vhas a dead
man."
vhas some SOrrowful man When he
goes oudt, und l send for dot butcher
un2 tell him how she vhas. He scratch
es his head und thinks und thinks und
py und py he says:
"Ah now l sec how she vhas! put
In some of my old signs by mistake.
Dey vhas all right to sell country sau-
snges In butcher place, but dcy vhas
all wrong to pring some cement patches
Into n cobhlcr shop. Maybe it vhas
better If you go fishing und let philoso-
ply haf some rests" Nj. QUAD.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
W. T. BEATTY & CO.
r. G. Austell, rlanager.

wife don't know aboudt him, but may
pc she Vhas all *. o. In two days dot
butcher makes me feefty signs to hang
oop. und he tells more ash one hoon-
cred peoples dot l vhas Hans der Phi
losopher. ! don't get my shop open in
der morning before man kicks on der
door. When he comes In. he says:
Hello. Hans! So you vhas going in
to beat old Diog, eh? like dot.
shall read your signs und bring in some
shoes to be fixed"
He looks all aroundt und reads, und
pooty queek he says:
How vhas dis? Maybe you like to
insult me, ell? Dot sign reads dot q
man NIT third wife vhas lifing next
door to a fool Do you mean dot l
vhas some fools because vhas mar.
ried three timcsT'
81 don't pellet do" SAYS.
"Vhell. What do you mcan?"
81 mean some philosophy"
"Oh, you do? Vhcll. let me tell you
something's. l can lick you in one min.
ute by some clocks. und if you don't
take down dot sign pcfore noon YOU
vlias wrecked man. baf some Dbl.
losophy. too. nnd you better look oudt
for me-"
1t makes me feel bad dot I lose nv
first customer. und take dot sign
down. Tn4tpu minutes q woman comes
In NIT two<shocs to DE fixed for seexty
cents. She vhas an old customer, und
like her.
$50 you vhas some philosophers, eh?"
she says 10 me ash she looks aboudt.
~ vhas."
$50 vhns I. und ! shall bring You all
my shoes to cobble. Let me read some
signs. Ha. ha. But What you mean Dy
dot sign which reads dot rached hair
und brain fever don't lie OH der same
pillow"
ut vhas philosophy" says.
"Oh. II vhas! 1t vhas philosophy to
insult your customers. vhas it?''
But don't insult you. womans."
'But you do. My hair vhas bIeachc
because ! like to be blond, und dot
sign meanssT. don't haf any brains. Gir
me back dose Shoes. You may be some
philosopher all right. but I take my
work to some dago who don't make
fun Of me. Cohhlcr. you vhas bold,
bad man. und If you g!f me one more
word Will wreck Lis shop und break
your heart"
When dot womans goes oudt, my
wife comes In und says dot butcher
vhas fool und vhill drif us into bank
rnptcy. 1t looks dot vhay to me. too.
but ! don't do nottings pefore a feller
comes In und shouts oudt:
Good morning. old philosopher! How
you vhas? Dot butcher vhas telling
me aboudt her, und vhas glad of II.
What dis locality Wants Is q phiioso-
pher. und pellet you make a big
sooccess. You haf got oop some signs,
eh? Vhell, read 'em oafer und den
prlng. you I'm some work."
He reads for two minutes und den
says:
''See here, cobbler, can you make
some peesness py insulting custom
ers?"
"Who vhas insult your says.
1T vhas you. Here vhas a sign dot
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

The Commissioners Of the District
of Columbia have begun a concerted
effort to persuade Congress to change
lnaugu alton Day from March to
Abril 3O-a date when, the weather
may be expected to be decent. We
wish them luck. Heretofore the
trouble has been lack of persistencv
on the part of those desiring the
change.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
A Superb Grip Cure.

Johnson's Tonic is superb Grip
cure. j ives every trace of Grip Poi
son from the system. Does it quick.
Within an Tour it enters the blood and
begins to n, .traliZe the effects of the
poison. Will day it places Grip
victim beyon the point of danger.
Within Il week, uddy cheeks attest re-
turn of perfect nealth. Price 80 cents
If it cures. Ask for Johnson's Chill and
Fever Tonic. Take nothing else.
l3-1y
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
Look Carefully
TO Your Kidneys
DR.. .Jenner'S
Kidney Pills

cause the kidneys to work as
nature intended they should.
They build up the shrunken
walls of the kidneys, as no
known remedy has been found
to do before.
AS cure for urinary troubles
they have no equal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
UNION, :. G.

Apparently authentic rumors are
prevailing in Europe that Russia and
Germany will join hands to stop The
South African war unless it is end~d
by next Spring. Let us hope that
the b >ers can hold out that long.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

One ofthe counts in the Schley
prec"pt asks why he did no. attack
the Spapist fleet as it lay in view a.
the mouth of the harbor. Probably
for the same reason that Sampson
later watched them lying there for
six hours without attacking them.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

Illinois is having a test of the
negro question il, couple of towns
where laborors Of that race have been
imported to work in the steel mills
She dosen't seem to like it any better
than the South.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
SOLD BY UNION DRUG co.
UNION, S. c.

Picaynne mail robbers both in the
Philippines and Porto Rico have
been landed behind the bars in one
TWO order, but Neeley has so far es-
copeland declares positively that
he never expected to be brought to
trial.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
Health Office Hours.

Will be in my office, at the Council
Chamber, from 10 a. m. TO II m. every
day, Sundays and holidays excepted, tor
the convenience Of citizens wishing burial
permits or to transact any other business
pertaining to the office.
2t-tf w ID. HARHys
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

Chambellain's Collie, Cholera aud
D'aIrhoea Remedy has world wide
reputation for it, cures. 1t lever fails
and is pleasant /, take. For sale bv f..
q. Duke, Druggist
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
10, IS, so Cents los
SOLD BY UNION DRUG co.
UNION, :. &.

Last week according to official re-
ports. Britain expended nearly eight
million dollars on the war and cap
tured n Beers, Keep it up, John
Bull.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

The Fiscal at Havana evidently
dosen't know his business. 1t is
unheard of for a subordinate to rctort
50 crushingly to the Secretary of War
and Attorney General who sought to
io'l on him the responsibility for
rlelay in the Neeley trial.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
Self Esteem.


YES" said the youngsters mother,
Mr.. Bliggins insists that our boy is
going to grow up to be n wonderfully
intellectual and estimable man."
THAT is only a natural parental
pride"
Perhaps. I am not quite sure
whether it Is parental pride or belief
In ty."-Washington Star.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

- 'I WAS ALSO A PHILOSOPHER"
z a In your place would haf my plug hat
und gold headed cane in four weeks
'> tt'' / know more ash ten tousand peoples
who like cement patches OH dcr Shoes
but dey don't come to you because you
don't haf some brains 1t vas sor
e.s. % s4 rowful to see man sit still und go py
p @ der poorhouse."e -
"But what can do?'+I says
II Will tell you. Did you cafer hear
OF dot man named Diogcnes"
."Did he liz in Philadelphia"
mo, sir. He lifs In Greece a long
time ago. und he vhas a philosopher
Dot man. vbas poor dot he lifs In
- tub und eats turnps, but by und by
. he vlas reech und famous. 1t vhas all
py his philosophy You know What phi
losOphy is, don't You?
MgB q !" "Of course. IL you haf n boil on your
=, leg, you Must be glad dot it amt on
your neck Tx Fk- .ta't- -
"Exactly-exacty. Vhell, Hans you
shall be philosopher. You shall put
~ Ocp signs on der walls, und shall tell
.aS all der peoples, und in leetle time
.sr,, eaferypody, Will be talking aboudt
Hans der Philosopher. I'm two weeks
e - so nooch work comes in dot you shall
hire two men to help you. In one
month all der dago cobbers vhas gone
out Of peesness. You keep a Ieetle
eaask aquietsunds We springsa surprise on der
sggsS pooblics sas9 N@ NJ ~
&y-se saISdona know aboudt him. und my
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

The country will never know how
much fun It is lo"sing through havi, g
subjected Roosevelt to the sororifc ef-
fec Of the Vice Presid. nev.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09

Military rule has been re estab.
lished in four of the eleven large is
lands of the Philippines. Yet the
war is over.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
A Change of TnctIcs.

Change of Tactics.
"Mame says she doesn't expect to en-
joy herself so much as usua. ut the
shore this season."
"Wby not?"
"Oh. she's getting on. you know. and
her mother tells her it is time she made
an engagement with the intention of
keeping t."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-08-09
Something In the Came.

Lofter-Yes?
Brassie-IIe has always maintained
that golf is stupid game, but he was
hit in the head by ball at the links
yesterday. When he came to himself,
he allowed there was something in the
game, after all.-Boston Transcript.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
DISCUSS RESERVE FUND.
Special Committee of Five from the Mod
ern WOOdmen OF America Preparing Re-
port for the Grand Encampment-

Greenville, Ill, Dec. 1.-THE Mod
ern WOodmen of America are facing
a serious problem, that of the estab-
hshment of a reserve fund. 1t was to
investigate this problem that a COM
mittee of five members, appointed at
the national encamPment, has been
in session at GreenvilIe for two weeks
just concluding its session. Experts
from the great insurance orders Of
the country appeared and gave their
views on the reserve fund; statistics
of the various fraternaI insurance or
ders Of the United States and Europe
were read, and in fact everything that
would enlighten the committee upon
the question was secured. In England
it was learned an act of parliament
provides for the establishment of a
reserve fund and there is a belief that
this government viii take similar &C
ton. The Woodmen wish to be ready
for this law should 1T come, and wish
to have the question thoroughly dis
cussed in every lodge before the next
national convention meets.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
TO MEET EMERGENCY.
Chairman Payne Has Prepared q
New Tariff Bill for the Philip
pine Islands.

Washington, Dec. 1O.-Chairman
Payne, OF the ways and means com
mittee, Monday presented to his re-
publican colleagues of the committee
a revenue tariff bin for the Philip
pines, which he had drawn to meet
the conditions Of the recent supreme
court decision. The Payne bill is
quite brief with two main features,
viz: Applying the Dingley law as
against Philippine exports and apply
ing the Philippine commissions tariff
schedule to goods entering the Phil
ippines. a further section grants q
rebate of customs tax on goods which
have paid an internal revenue tax in
this country. There IS no provision in
the measure that it shall be tempo
rary, so that the rates If imposed
would be applicable until congress
otherwise acted
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
First published November y. ]
SHERIFF'S SALE.

IN the district court OF the Thirty-fOurth judi
Il cial district, sitting IN and for the county OF
Sherman IN the state of Kansas. ID. Heaton,
plaintiff. IS. COrdelia G. ShOop and Andrew ].
ShOOp. husband and wife, and John Doe, real
name unknown, defendants. By virtue of an
order of sale issued to me. out of said dis
trict court, IN the above entitled action, will,
on Tuesday. the 3lst day of December. A. ID.
1901, at two O'Clock p. m. of said day. at the
east front door Of the court house In the city OF
GOodland IN the county Of Sherman in the state
Of Kansas, offer at public sale. and sell 70 the
highest and best bidder, for cash In hand, all
the following described real estate. tO-wit: The
northeast quarter (NEl4) Of section eleven (I1l
II township nine 90 south Of range forty (40)
west OF the Sixth principal meridian, lying and
situated in the county Of Sherman IN the state
of Kansas. The above described real estate Is
taken as the property of said defendants and is
directed by said order Of sale 70 be sold, and
viii be sold without appraisement, to satisfy
said order Of sale
WILLIAM WALLER. JR..
Sheriff Of Sherman County.
Hort ANDREWS. Attorney.
Dated at my Office In GoOdland, Kansas, this
18th day of November, 1901.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
MERCER WOULD USE KNIFE.
Republican Congressman Says Civil
Salary List at Manila Could stand
Considerable Pruning.

Washington, Dec. Congressman
David Mercer (reP.), of Nebraska, who
has just returned from the Philip
pines, brought back a copy of the
civilian pay roll at Manila. He insists
that it shows great extravaganza on
the part OF this government, and
that congress should act in the mat
ter. The civilian salary roll at Ma
Mia carries 1905 names of Americans
and FilipinOs, who draw an aggregate
annual stipend from the government
Of s, Os6, $50. OF these, 2,O44 are Amer
leans, whose yearly compensation
fOots up S2,2SO,O44. There are 1852
FiliPinOs, all, with a few exceptions,
occupying minor places, which yield
a total of S8O6,945 to the incumbents.
Following is a list of some of the
salaries paid to civilian officers: Gov.
Taft, president of the commission,
$4,000; each of four commissioners,
$4,000; secretary of the commission,
$500; chief justice, a Filipino, $500;
six justices, two of them FiHPinOs,
$1,000; treasurer, $4,000; auditor, So
600; collector OF. customs, $4,000; head
of department of posts, $4,000; chief
of education bureau, $4,000; chief of
health bureau, $4,000; attorney gener-
al $500.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
e0IAAGE FOR THE FISGAL YEAR.
Director Of United States Mint Gives
Interesting Data.
In All 1ze,ees,1sz Pieces OF Metallic
Money Were Turned Out-PrOduc-
ton OF Gold Surpassed An
Other Nations.

Washington, Dec. 1O.-The report OF
Mr.. George E. Roberts, director Oh
the mint, upon the operations of the
mint service during the fiscal year
ended June 30, 1901, has been com
pleted. The coinage of the minis
during the fiscal year amounted to
176,999, 132 pieces, Of the value of $780,
s4o,781. Of this SOS, O65,715 was in
gold, 81, 29s,s5O was in silver dollars,
S10,966,64S was In fractional silver and
S2,0O0,56S was IN minor coins.
The coinage of silver dollars during
the year was wholly from the stock
OF bullion accumulated under the act
of July IA, 1890. The amount of this
bullion on hand at the beginning of
the fiscal year was 81, 28S, O54 standard
ounces and at the end of the year
50, 562, 1927 standard ounces. The coin
age of this bullion has been acceler-
ated to enable the treasury to retire
the treasury notes issued in its pur-
chase and at the same time supply
the pressing demand which has exist
ed throughout the year for the small
denominations of money required in
retail trade.
The estimated production of gold
In the United States during the. cal
endar year 1900 was of the value Of
SIC, III 900, and Notwithstanding the
fact that this country led the world
In production, it's imports exceeded
its exports by So, ,O1O.
The worlds coinage of gold in the
calendar year 1900 was S254, 936, 497
and of silver SIT, oh, 9O2.
The Industrial coin consumption of
gold in the United States during the
calendar year 1900 is estimated at
S16,667, 800 and Of the world approx
mately SIS, 900, 900.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13

Natives IN Batanras Are Giving Aznsrieans
Hueh Tro1bIe-Thros Soldiers OF
Twentieth Infantry killed.

Manila, Dec. 1.-Thousands Of peo-
PIE are leaving Batangas province for
places Of safety. Gen. James n. Bell
reports an important engagement be
tween a force OF insurgents at Labo,
province OF Carmarines, and a detaeh-
ment OF the Twentieth infantry.
Three Americans were killed. The
loss Of the enemy is not known but it
is believed to have been heavy. Gen.
Bell anticipates a speedy extermina-
ton of the irreconcilables.
A large force of insurgents recently
attacked the town of Lipa, province
of BataDgas, killing one soldier and
several Americanistas. Troop h, First
cavalry, killed ten Of the enemy be-
fore the remainder of the insurgent
force escaped. The Filipinos evident
" expected q victory for they had cut
the wires and carried of 100 yards Of
the ine.r The natives are stirred by
the closing Of the ports and bitterly
object to Recommendation.
A Filipino force consisting Of 200
rifemen and 400 bOlomen recently at
tackled Nagpartian, province Of north
uOcos. Company NJ, Eighth infantry,
acting on the defensive, drove OF the
enemy, killing II of them with no loss
to themselves.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-13
First published November y. ]
SHERIFF-S SALE

II the district court of the Thirty-fourth Judi
Il cial district sitting in and for the county OF
Sherman in the state of Kansas Robert II.
Hartley. plaintiff, vs.. Barney McCluskey and
Sadie ~. McCluskey, husband and wife, defend
ants. By virtue of an order of sale issued 70
me, out of said district court IN the above en-
December, A. D. 1871 at two O'Clock o. M. OF said
day. at the east front door of the court house,
IN the city of GOodland In the county of Sher.
man IN the state of Kansas, offer at public sale,
and sell TO the highest and best bidder. for cash
IN hand. all the following described real estate,
tO-wlt: The southwest (SWlE) quarter of sec
ton fifteen (l5 IN township six t6l south Of range
thirty-eight (3Sl west of the Sixth principal
meridian. lying and situated In the county OF
Sherman In the state of Kansas. The above
described real estate is taken as the property OF
said defendants and Is directed By said order OF
sale 70 be sold. and will be sold without ap-
praisement, to satisfy said order Of sale.
WILLIAM WALKER. JR..
Sheriff of Sherman County. Kansas.
r. A. RAsIET, Attorney.