The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1901-11-27
: The Agricultural Department

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toaohing the egg as an article of food.
The facts have been demonstrated
that hard-boiled and fried eggs re-
1uire three and one-half hours for di-
gestion, soft.boiled' eggs require three
hours, roasted eggs two and quarter
hours, raw eggs, not whipped, one and
one-half bours. It has also been es.
tablished that from nipety.three to
ninety-seven per cent. of an egg that
is eaten is digested.
- Farmers in the vicinity Of Cabin
Johns, Montgomery county, Maryland,
ore much excited over the discovery
of a vein of gold.carrying dirt three
feet below the surface, on the farm OF
John Bull. q Washington, D.. c.,
oficeholder. One man washing aver
ages 50 day, it is claimed. Other
farmers in the vicinity hope to dis
cover the meta! or .ho;7 land.
- Since the Anglo -Boer war began,
two years ago. about 6401 British
officers and men have been killed in
action and not quite 10000 wounded.
In the two days fighting ct Gettys-
burg in July, 1868, nearly as many
men (5662) were killed and nearly as
many (27, ,203) wounded. War is not
80 deadly as it used to be.
David Norman, Of jackson,
Tenn, has !. COW that is only thirty
three inches high, while her body is
as long as that Of the average COW.
In other respects her size is in keep
ing with her height. The animal
seems to possess all the functions of
the average cow.
- A buried forest has been uucov-
cred in Alaska, at the mouth Of Tur-
ner Greek, which represents indisput-
able evidence that our northern terri
tory once possessed tropical, or, at
least, semi-tropioal climate.
- A woman has no faith in mans
love unless she feels she can wake
him up in. the middle of the night to
ask him if he remembered to post her
letter.
When girl wishes she was
young enough to flirt with man who
thinks she is too old for that sort of
thing, she calls him little snip,
- Said an Irish lawyer in addressing
the court: eff this argument is not
clear, your honor, have another that
is equally conclusive.
When a spinster Of uncertain age
hears Of the marriage Of an acquain-
tance she sighs and says: "Well, I
suppose it's what we all must come 20. {"
- II love would only make mans
income go round ne wouldn't care
anything about the gyration of the
world.
- A thing that puzzles good
mkay women is how a mans hand
writing has changed when ahe gets q
telegram from him.
Fools reflect on what they have
said; wise men on what they are going
to say.
= Occasionally man associates
with fools because he feels wise in
comparison.
It is folly to marry for beauty,
for beauty will not last-and neither
will money.
When man goes down in the
financial sea he is apt to leave lot of
wreckage floating around.
- Probably the worst fanlt of the
average woman is the ease with which
man can stand up and lie TO her.
- Some peoples idea of pleasure
is to do the things they cant afford to
do.
= Practice makes perfect-and it
usually makes the neighbors want to
smash the piano.
= A physician says that onions are
good for the nerves. But he doesn't
say what is good for the onions.
A small boy says the road to
knowledge is switchback.
l. Many small boys sweet face is
due to a decoration of jam.
Mothers-in-law are all right when
they are visiting your wifo's sisters.