The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-12-19
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has good desl Of automobile serse.
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et your ordeif : He (sloomil, Yes, hu,
| tains be inicnds 10 keep u ~ a soavenir,
Driver = Waiter. this chop IL vsry
small. Waiter [, ras hsual Yes. cir.
bai yeah dad 1t will take q sooi uhils
10 est II
Isabel live lovely compliment ior
you. frms lfms oa. wha, 10 IN Issbel
--someeody s.id lha | looked like you.
"A French latse h,, declared that .
msu mnsl be m,i who writes poetry.
However thst my be, the editor be
sends i, TO generally ia.
Walter Did uacle Jack see santa
Claus last nishti Carolyn-l suesa 90.
They say be saw slmos, evsrylhiae oas
could imssiue.
--Towne. l see daymsn had 10 pay
Mics Roy $40, 600 Tor breach Of promise
Browne - Yes. snd now be is ir,ing to
marry hsr for her monty,
Tho L,ndlsdy . II pains me TO speak
about your board bill. The Bosrdor -
Then don't DO II, my good womsn, oan1
bear to see anyone euler,
Patient - What would you think Of
. warmer climate for me. dooiorY boo
tor - Good Heaven, cir, that Il iust what
| am trying TO save you froml
Don't you appreciate The opportunity
OF voiinsY sho1y does. answered Mr.,
Erattua Pinkley, Do ouly ,roubls is ds.
de Job sint stiddy enough,
My dear. are you feeling any better
asked the fond mother. dunno. replied
Dolly. Is the jelly all gomez Yes. dear,
Well, l think / am we'll enough TO 90
up nov,
She 10 such u mat,er-ot-iaot, business
like young woman that I'm surprised she
married him. He's not very rich. No.
but be 9 very old, aud he carries . big
life insurance.
Mr. Hopkins What wonld you do II
a Boston girl quoted Emerson to you'
Mr., Simpson I'D ask her TO name tho
presidents OF the United States,
The fee my lawyer charged was pret
ty big. l thought. Oh, | don't know. !
think advice is generally worth sboat
v hat you pay for II, DO you rc.lly' Yes
the advice you get for nothing,
Jack 4 wish | could get out OF mar
rying her. Fred Why don't you tell
her she is too good for your Jack-I did
but it wouldt work. Now che wants to
marry me 10 reform me.
Little Eii.h Papa said you do every
hing so gracefully. Miss Tenseasons.
Miss Tensessons ns-Did hef That was so
,ery kind OF him, Little Filth Yes. he
IAid YOU were growing old so gracefully.
How many girls did you make love
% before you met me, demanded bis bet
.er bali, Ut the close Of . long TRADE.
rwelve. grosnsd ber husband, Bot l
,ever counted them until II WAS too lstel
He says he loves me. nhs copadsd to
Ter friend. vet be has only knovn me two
lays. Well, perhaps .hss is the reason.
lear. the friend replied, aud they don't
wen nod now.
Mrs. Crimsonbesk - Bot rem smber.
John. money doesn't bring happiness.
Nr. Orimsonbssk oh. l dent know
All OF bis creditors seemed happy when
hey learned be WAS going TO marry
money.
Mrs, Glover 90 You told me tbst parrot
bought Of you was the most intelligent
,ird in your collection, while the fsct 10
10 DOESN'T speak at sli Dealer That's
sbst l meant when spoke Of bis in.elli
ence.
The dnke. said the European gentle
nan, belongs TO one OF the most eminent
nd Influential families Of our time. 10
eedl responded the American millionaire
nth interest, Who is his fsther-iu.lswf
Miss Pye-I cent abide Cousin
isude, she's 80 suspicions. you know.
.uut Hannah -Suspicouss Miss Prye-
'es. sirI who will cover up the key
ole OF the psrlor door when she has com
spy must be terribly suspicious per
on.
Whist wss the name OF that station
10 Just psssed' asked the G1gety inquisi
iva passenger for the third time within
60 minutes. don't lnow, cir. replied
be passenger who was trying to read.
elieve 10 letting bygones be bygcnes.
- Tom Ill have seen the girl wan. 10
Harry. stood behind her st the window
his morning and II took her seven
linntes 10 boy 6ve-ceDt elevated rail
osd ticket. Kitty Did thst make Jou
rant 10 marry ber2 Tom Yes. figured
be conld never spend ny iocome 81 that
ate.
--You sre the apple oi my eye, declsr
a the Fortune Hunter 10 the Wise Heir
20, | think, mused the Wise Hciress.
bat l will keep my eye peeled. never!hs
.ss. Naturally, this evidence OF sssu.e
ess on her psr. thrilled him TO the core.
Bill Borrower I'm 10 the deuce Of
ole. Tom. Ifyou can wish you'd belp
10 out. Tom Il II help you Ia any wy
csp, bnt don1 ssk me TO pat my nsns
q the back Of Jour note. BIZ Borrower
10 pjared) II wasn't goios TO s,k yon Tor
our credit. Ton, 1 was only looking
Or little cssh.
Wait inmate. John. Dom read 40
sst. Who vas u that there crowd tnrnsf
u,i Ebi Tarnes outf YES. you reed
there that tas erjsd tnfned out H.
isss. Who vss Il. Mess. Why. ! sop
oss hst soms freuehnau. Yoa oagbt