The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-08-11


toned TO a Morning Reaast a. , 20
ries. 81 Egg ard = small en- .r 49,
mostly MIX. At 1 o'cioct 10 w,.,.
his Luncheon. consisting OF
Sandwich and 4 Tcnb.cr 90 r~r.
Then in the Evening he would o-,
ily on consomme arc p sweetb-eas
When he sprang the Canary Bird
tite on his husky Cousins fhe~
the Hoopteree and told him lo ear .a
thing that WOULD stick 70 IBIS gh. r
were good Feeders themssircs
told Al that If ne didn't keen nn
them :hey would feel Insul.el \.
Breakfast he had Steak. Ham aud r-
WhortleSsrry Pie. Fried Potatoes .-f
fes. AT Noon he would be urged ~ =
agains: the y~ellow-legged Chicke, -,
Roasting Ears. Wax Beans. Presers. .,s
four kinds OF Cake. Along in The rsss,.
of the Afternoon Cousin Dave Woula
Melon so that Al could stay bis S.a-.
until Supper-Time. In the Eveninr r,a,
would have a little Pickup Of Hot Biscuit
Liver and Bacon nj Short-Cake.
in IS hours he was Foundered. but he b,s
20 keep on Eating. He knew that N. r,~-
lily had a Contempt for any one who Psotes
at the vittIes and Nibbled a little.
The Stuffing was only one item a. H..
Programme. They took him IIors.bs.t
Riding and he came back feeling as e. "a
had been sitting on an oil Stove. cous.,
Dave chased him around through rs.
Country TO look at the Stand Of Corn "a
other Crops Al didn't know the dire--
ence between B~uckwheat and Red Glover
They climbed Barb-Wire Fences ana
tramped under the broiIing Sun TO look 4,
the Yearlings and Colts. out of Polite
ness Al simulated keen Interest. but wl.,
he stopped in front of a broad. bu.,n
Heifer and looked at it critically il was n
a Bluff. He didn't know whether The Al
ma was an Early Rose or a Rambo.
He was taken around and introduced n
everybody In Town. and everybody wanted
10 know If Things was lively in the civ
and he said they was and then the CON-
versation would lag.
After two days he began 10 pee from
Sun-Burn and he had a Heavy Feelrr
right under the Pocket of his Nerliete
Shirt.
The Climax OF Aunt Hester's week Of f-
tertainment came with a Party. N,ln q
Man escapes from the Turmoil oil ier
Metropolis and wants absolute Refass
nothing helps so much as a Party 81.
especially in his Honor. not.
Aunt Hester wanted TO prove 10 him thtt
they had plenty of Local Talent in Pink.-
burg. So she packed the Parlor. and
Felicia Fulgraves. who had taken Lessons
in ST Louis. fought the Piano TO a Finish.
The Piece she played was called ''The Bat
tie OF Prague" and those who never be-
fore realized the Horrors OF War had Il
brought right home 10 them when they
heard Fetish try 10 break the Instrument.
After that the Prescription Clerk in Nc
Ilwaine's One-Price Drug Store gave some
thing by James Whitcomb Riley. Every
body in Pinksburg said he was as good as
Riley. After he got through Albert ap-
plauded sufficiently to show that he was
Appreciative. but not enough TO induce him
to give another Selection.
Then there was the Girl who would be
on the Stage only her People were opposed
to it. She had played Leah the For
saken" for the Benefit of the Republican
Fife and Drum Corps. The only way 10
keep her from Reciting was TO Chloroform
her. She let DOWN her Back Hair and ara
a Mad Scene.
Albert felt himself going of his Dip when
the Male Quartet sang "Larboard Watch"
After these Revels came Ice Cream and
Cake.
Next day when lie pulled out they told
him to let them know a little sooner the
next time he came and they would be bet
ter fixed to give him a Lively Time. And
he went back TO the Roaring City TO AXE
Dyspepsia Tablets and Rest Up.
Moral-Look out for the Relatives who
are Fond OF you.