The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1901-03-28
Humors Of all kinds are prolific Of worse
troubles. They may be entirely expelled by
a thorough course of Hoods Sarsaparilla.

"Ah," he protested, ''my love for you is
the greatest thing in the world. 1t is larger
than the world. 1t is wider than the sea.
Let me pour it into your ears"
''Sr" calculated the fair maid. ''Do you
mean to insinuate anything about the size
OF shape of my ears ?"
Drying preparations simply develop dry
catarrh; they dry up the secretions which
adhere to the membrane and decOmpOSe,
causing far more serious trouble than the
ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all drying
sOothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such
a remedy and will cure catarrh or cold in
the head easily and pleasantly. All drug
gists sell it at so cents,Or it will be mailed by
Ely Brothers, IS Warren street, N. Y.
Grimsby: $50 you want to marry my
| daughter, sir! What are your principles
Are you temperate?"
Fledgely: Temperate! Why, 1 am SC
strict that it gives me pain even to find my
| boots tight"
| Catarrh and Colds Relieved in 10 to
so Minutes. One short puff of the breath
through the blower supplied with each
! bottle of DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Power
! diffuses the powder over the surface of the
nasal passages. Painless and delightful tC
use. 1t relieves instantly, and permanently
cures catarrh, hay fever, colds, headache
! sore throat, tOnSlitiS and deafness. 81
cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A
! HOwes & Co.-21.
Miss Mobile: ''Well, Martha, how is youl
husband now?"
Martha: "Po'ly,, miss, poly. He's got
that EXPLANATORY rheumatism.
i Miss Mobile: "You mean intlamatory
rheumatism, Martha. Explanatory is tt
cry out"
Martha: with solemn conviction) ''That's
it, mum; that's it! He don't do nothin
! but hOller!'
SPECIFICS and Para,yzed. 81 had
valvular disease of the heart,'' writes Mrs
j. S. Goode of Truro, N. S. 81 suffered
terribly and was often speeches. and par.
TALLY paralyZed One dose of DR.. Agnew's
Cure for the Heart gave me relief, and be
fore finished one bottle l was able to &c
about. Today / am well woman" Sold
by Dys Edmund Wilson and A A H0wes & Co
Maud docking at a photo of her intend
ed) "Dear old boy; he's not such fool as
he looks.''
Ethel: 81 hope not-that is, Pm quite
sure he can't possibly be-
Piil-osophy.-Therea are pills and pills
but DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills at 10 cents a
vial lead in demand. The sale borders on
the phenomenal. Sluggish liver, constipa-
ton, or irregular bowels are the precursors
of many physical disorders. These little
wonders remove the cause. 40 in a vial for
| 1Ocents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
} Howes & Co.'S.
| Mrs. Fangle: ''The papers mention a
man who has cooked his own breakfast for
| fifteen years."
| Mr.. Fangle: ''He must have been very
hungry when he finally got it done"
| Itching. Burning. Skin Diseases Cured
for Thirty-five Cents. DR.. Agnew's Oint-
ment relives in one day, and cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Eczema, Barber
Itch, Ulcers, Blotches and all eruptions of
the skin. 1t is soothing and quieting and
| acts like magic in the cure of all baby hui
mors. So cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A HOwes Il Co.-4.
| Capital punishment was being hotly de-
bated. CHOW l ask you,' said one man,
"does hanging prevent murder?'
'Well," answered another quietly, 81
fancy it does. Cases are very rare OF a
man committing murder after he has been
hanged once or tWice.'
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by ''NEw GREAT
, SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE 1t is a
great surprise ON account of it's exceeding
promptneSs in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female.
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. Ii you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes IL
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me- 1y19
She Was Posted.-''The bride must have
studied the marriage service long time. -
I Nv hat makes you think sop ssWhen the
officiating clergyman faltered she prompted
him.'-Chicago Record.
San International Courtsnip'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as "a remark
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave. \. Y. Postpaid $1.OO 3yrs24
Maud-"I don't like to see you throwing
yourself at Fred" Elizabeth--"Why not ?
He's good catch. ''-Tit-Bits.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
, and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment Soc, 30 days treatment $1.OO Sold by
A. A. HOwes Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs4.
A Tempting Thickness. "Is that ice
: thick enough to skate on, little boy!" "No,
sir; it's only just thick enough to try and
see if it's thick enough!''-Puck.
Concerning Seattle, Puget Sound, Wash
ington State and Alaska, consult Bureau of
Information, Seattle, Wash, o. NJ. Moore,
secretary. 1tf
Church-"You say she's an enthusiastic
Christian Scientist" Gotham Well, I
should say SOL Why, she can eat plate of
stewed tripe and think it's ice cream.''-
Yonkers Stateman.
LIVERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill; be. boxes contain Is pills, 10c. boxes
contain 40 pills, 25c. boxes contain 100 pills.
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Bel
| fast, Me- 3yrsA.
Well Satisfied. Bliffers-"Buncom is a
self-made man, isn't he?'' Wiffers-"Yes,
What made you think SOP" Differs" He
seems to be so well satisfied with the Job -
New York Weekly.
DIR. E. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
May be worth to you more than 800 if you
have a child who soils bedding from incon-
tenence of water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1yrle
Teacher-"f you are polite and kind to
your young comrades, what will be the re-