The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-01-25
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

hANSAS CIlPS AND COMMENIS
The Newton Kansan neatly laid
/ Queen Victoria to rest last Monday.
Two thieves in the Erie jail proved
their incorrigibility by stealing away
in the night recently.
The TT. Scott Lantern with enter
tanning Populistic logic, blames the
Leavenworth hanging wholly on Gov
ernor Stanley.
Mr.. Flannelly of Oswego finds little
trouble in pulling wool over his neigh
bors eyes and then chewing the rag
with them about it.
Samuel Faust has shooken the EN-
poria dirt off his feet and gone to Ok
lahoma where he hopes for more
Goethe, doubtless.
The Hutchinson Bee thinks that that
80 year old Coffeyville physician who
is preparing a lecture on longevity
Twill have to hurry"
The mayor of Hiawatha has resigned
because ma jority of the council re-
fused to leave a revival meeting long
enough to attend council meeting.
Galena is lying awake nights trying
to solve the mystery of strange
woman found in an alley on Tuesday
who went to sleep and is still sleeping
That Wathena banker who suicided
selected an undertaking room as the
scene of his final earthly act. Hence
the mystery that shrouds his motives
The Troy Chief rather SHES at the
belief that the expression chew to the
line, let the chips fall where they
may" was ever meant for poker
game.
When the jointists of Toronls saw
in the Republican that Mrs. Row
arrived today from Servey" its dol
lars to doughnuts they gasped, MRS
Nation, by thunder"
The Clay Center Times rejoices thai
one human pest-the boy attending
military school who comes home anC
wears his uniform around-isn'
afflicted on that town.
A Cedarvale merchant promises tc
give pair of shoes to every baby
born in 1901, simply STIMULATING tina
the kid must have gone barefooted be
fore opening the account.
The Messenger says p. n. Sandbag
has been arrested for beating his
wife, but no matter what the law doe.
he will probably never reform but re
main sandbagger to the end.
a Pittsburg merchant ADVERTISE
that he intends to dispose of every
stitch of winter underwear he owns
this month. Here's betting he's al
goose flesh before February /.
The Kansas audience is now giving
attention to that part of the minstre
show being presented by the Cream
ery-Cattlemen combination, known il
stage parlance as 1.-THE oleo."
The sheriff of Stevens county of
fered reward for the capture of TIVE
fugitives who are thought to be hidin,
in the sand hills, and the editor head
ed the announcement, "Cashpaid fol
hides"
There is little doubt that much o.
the Impotence shown by country PEG
pie over Topeka's greed has ariser
from annoyance at the man from that
town who broke extensively into prin
by simply swallowing a small opal.
Despite Mfs NaJlOn 5 crusade OSa
watomie continues to condole with tn,
man who goes on whiz. Even tn,
preacher called and sympa thized wit
the miller who caught his coat tails il
a shaft whirling at $50 whirls
minute.
The Leavenworth Chronicle jumps on
to the Leavenworth county men in tn
Legislature who expressed themselves
ashamed of themselves for the Alex
ander affair, and promises retribu
tion at the polls because they didn'
say they were proud of the out
rage.