Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-07-28

business an an iditor niyer has to do
that. He's like mesilf I'm sick iv Oh
perpetchool round " examinin' tn beer
pump an countin' up tn receipts. !
want to put on me hat an 80 out an
take peek at tn neighborhood. How's
Clancy gettin' on with his wife? Is IL
thrue she hates him. How,s Schwartz
meister's businessg Whin is Fiannigan
goin' 10 paint his barn. Afther set
through wild me Investigations | come
back here an give We me opinyan on tn
topics Nv tn day. BE hivins, | am an
iditor in me way. All need is cover
iv yellow man hittln' blue goluf ball
with green sthick to be wan Nv tn
gr-reatest newspapers tn wurruld liver
see. An II of wasn't FIR tn like iy ye,
wuddn't be alive. Yo're me oircula-
ton. Ye're small, Hinnissy, but ye're
silict. Ye want to know what's goin
on an ye want some wan to make MP
| ye'er mind about IL an | give ye tn
| ivints iv tn day an tell ye what they
all name.
But II mus be gran to be n rale
| iditor. | come down town in a goold
barooshe firm me bonrdin' house an
brush aside tn cabinet MINISTER'S ut
| tn dure an go to me palashial chamber
with tillyphone CONNECTIONS to iv'ry
part Nv tn wurruld. sind f'r wan "
tn spry rayporters an says |: What's
goin ON up tn sthreet?' They was a
fight between a man called Booley an
wan called Fennessy because Shannessy
wudden't wurruk fr Rooley amy
longer. Very good. says |. You may
| co. | says. An set down an write.
As we go to prlss yisterdah with our
spicyal midnight tomorrah's extry edi-
ton. We larn that a dispute has broke
out between capital as riprisinted by
Martin B. Doogan nm labor, tn bull
warks iv our nberty, In tn person ~
tn affable little Oscar OCallaghan. We
do not know anything about tn causes
iv this unforchinlt dispute but all we
|
Is no time fr putin forward sil1sh
motives. TIL Interests iv capital an
labor is tn same. wan thryin to make
capital out Nv labor an tn other thry-
In to make laborin' men out iv capt
talists. Therefore. we say. arbitratc!
arbitrate! arbitrate.'
"Whln I've got this OF me mind. |
take up Schwartzmeister's case we
view with alarum tn rapport that Herr
Alfonso Schumacher is demandn' that
none Nv his customers shud fork tn
lunch befure maxim signs at tn bar
finder. This is an intrusion on tn
r-rights iv tn people that shows how
correct George Jifferson was whin he
made his famous utthrance: oh, II
we on'y knew How long will this
here be tolerated in this community =?
We warn Herr Sehmittstein that we
have an eye on him. We know VIVA.
he done in Germany. Let him have a
care
"On foreign politics. I'm akally
sthrong. A war cloud has bumped It's
back In tn Balkans an befure ,manny
days, we may look to see Germany
Dooshia, Spain an Partyga1 in deadly
conflict with tn dhryboond. tn Zoll-
verein an tn toornydijemind. Tn
prisint throuble Is joo to tn fact that
tn king iy Boolkaharla, Hannah II,
rayfused to allow tn rajah iv Sarvya
to hang his washin' on tho common
clothes line defined by Prince Goocha-
goo in tn Council Nv Nice. 1t will be a
sad day fr tn wurrud whln these
gr-reat naytions begins to exchange
r-rights, but we wired out correspond
int at Boolywoolygoo las night that
we wud consint to act as referee. TIL
success Nv tn Daily Roar in arraTgln'
tn DIFFICULTIES between tn Gran
Llama an tn King Nv Siam las year
makes us hopeful tn offer will be ac-
cepted. If not, lave thin fight
II don't know that I'd be as good an i'd
itor now as wud've been In tn OF days.
|
r-runnin pa-apers. they niver talked about
| anything lower thin a face ea-ard. Twas
| tn tahriff an tn war an whether tn
! givernmint ought to call In tn silver GER
tifycates or lave thin out in tn night
| air. Thin OF la-ads didn't know they war
such thing as lawn tennis In tn wurruld.
/ But nowadays an fditor has to be on to as
| many things as a department store. Wan
| minyit he's addhressin' wurruds ~ good
/ cheer to tn Car of Rooshya; another an
| hes tellin' Andrew Carnaygie tn best way
| TO make steel bilets is to mix In little
| chopped feed; mInyit later he's writin'
| Clarence Dudley has won tn tennis
| championship Nv Moo Jarsey. We ARE
J glad to see that this risin young states
! man Is improving in his volleyin' though
| his lobbin' Is still thrifle lobby Or.
| We lane STRONGLY to tn opinion that
tn raysult " III races yesterdah shows
! that tn steel spinnaker has come to stay.
| Though tbs very thryin on tn load wath-
err line, It takes a ga-reat deal w weight
off TIL centher-board which is exactly
what we said last year Or, We note
with regret that Mrs. Hankerbirs ball
! gown was worn with loop on tn pleats.
How much more wholesome tn old fash
| Toned crinoline.' i hate to think Whin a