The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-02-07

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THE biggest kind Of a sinner gem
orally feels religious Ia graveyard.
Rams Horn
WE suppose the ship heayes to out
OF sympathy for the seasick passen-
gers -siftings
The largest expense Of married
life is frequently the little ones r
Lowell Courier
TIE topper deyotes himself TO one
absorbing topic. and that Is himself.
Galveston News
THERE is always a right side to a
man, but 1t is not always up with
care. Galveston News.
ADVERTISING for a situation, a man
explains Work is not S. much an
object al good wares. -TitB Bits.
In some houses there Is nothing
thought Of except t0 give the baby a
chance TO s.eep. --Atchison Globe.
JAesoN says it's wise man who
goes out Of politics before politics
goes out OF him. -Elmira Gazette
ExPERIENcE has proved that the
longer an engagement the more liable
it Is 70 be broken Off Albany Press.
The English yacht builders must
come down to the centerhoard or keel
over when a clts. race is on. Plea
yune.
THE world judges a woman, not So
much by what honor she has as by
what she has on 'er. DanFllle
Breeze.
LfyTLE boys cannot understand
why yachtsmen are 50 anxious for a
spanking breeze r Rochester Post
Express.
II man changes his mind after
proposing for marriage, he would do
we'll TO mind the change. Boston
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THE most industrious Of stamp
clerks is seldom anxious 10 get In
two licks to an body else's one
Buffalo Courier
A GOOD idea sometimes flies hy rs
so rapidly that we barely succeed In
snatchlng the tail feathers out Of Il.
Galveston News
MONEY on call Is not 70 he had;
that is, on one call II takes many,
and then you don't always get it,
Martha's Vineyard Herald.
SHE-aIt is q rank injustice to say
that woman is Inferior 10 a man ia
reasoning power Why She
=" because. Detroit Tribune.
THE differences as p the pronun.
citation 0f Nalkyr are now settled
he is pronounced a good iuat. but
trifle slow Philadelphia Ledger.
LORD DuNRAYgN must have ar
rived at the conclusion BY this tlme
that yacht racing Ia America Is
stern reality. -Yonkers Statesman.
LITTLE BoY-The preacher said
there Is 20 marvin in heaven Lit.
tle Girl-Of course not There
be enough men ogo round.
Good News
THEIR FUTuRE lie -Ol course,
MY prospe 6 are not the brightest
We will have a great deal % contend
against She-Dcaresl, we Will have
Zach oiher,-N Vogue
THE Great American pocketbt Ok
5 goins u have a big job getting 81
Is eet between the going 10 the
Worlds Fair and the coming of the
! Jidays. Buffalo Courier
THE preacher was honest when he
cad simmer. turn, why win Sc diesa
iut the old man with the peacock
tue whiskcfs got up aud hustled out,
III the same -Plaln Dealer.
III revolutions never end Ia South
america IL should be remembered
hey come round regularly, and
hings that are round naturally have
% end. Philadelphia Times
"THEY call 10 the exchange. said a
ity man TO his country cousin as he
howed him certain stately build.
ng In Chicago, "becau-c here you cx-
hange your cash for experience
Miss NEwc0MnE - Seems t0 be
ather a good year this for fruit
iile.g Are all your trees as full 0f
pples as tnat ones Gles-0h nav.
liss; only the apple trees Judy
TIE proposition, might makes
ight, was bad enough originally
ut the anarchist sentiment. adyna-
lite makes right, Is most unwar-
autcd pc version. = Washington
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