The Republican journal., 1901-12-26

"Teacher says that boom can't be COM
pared" said the little one.
"Can it ?" asked her mother.
ssWhy, of course" was the reply. "Posi-
tive, boomerang"
Eighty Years Old-Catarrh Fifty
Years. DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Power
the power of this wonderful remedy over
this universal disease? Want the truth of
the case confirmed? Write George Lewis,
Shamokin, Pa. He says CT look upon my
cure as miracle" 1t relieves in ten min
utes. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HOwes & Co.'s
81 am afraid" said certain small boy IS
mother, s'that you are overeating. Aren't
you little apprehensive?"
NO." was the answer, after due delibera-
ton. ssI'm not afraid. You know ladies
are naturally timid. "-Washington Star.
Sudden deaths on the increase-Peo-
pie apparently well and happy to-day, to-
morrow are stricken down, and in the nine
ty-nine cases out of every hundred the
heart is the cause. The king of heart rem
edies, DR.. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, is
within reach of all. It relieves in 80 min
uteS, andscureS most chronic cases. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.-46
Sharpe-On his birthday before their
marriage she gave him book entitled, ga
Perfect Gentleman
Whealton.-Any change after year of
married life?
Sharpe-Yes; on his last birthday she
gave him book entitled, ''Wlld Animals I
Have Met. Chicago News.
Costs 10 Cents.-But worth a dollar a
vial. This is the testimony of hundreds
who use DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills. They
are SO sure, SO pure, SO pleasant and easy
acting. The demand for this popular Liver
Regulator is so great it is taxing the makers
to keep up with it. 25 cts. for 100 pills.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes
q CO.-47
A Chicago man who often had to stand up
in crowded street cars decided to make a
protest. He called at the office one day, and
expressed his sentiments in vigorous terms.
"Who are you, that you come here and
talk to us like that? '' asked one of the off
GERS of the corporation. care you one of
the stockholders ?"
'No, sr!" he Numbered. 'I'm one of the
strap-holderS
Itching Piies.-Dr. Agnew's Ointment is
proof against the torments of Itching Piles.
Thousands of testimonials of cures effect
ed by it's use. No case too aggravating or
too long standing for it to soothe, comfort
35 cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
Howes & Co.'s
An English officer, exceedingly unpopular
with the men, was coming home one even
ing. when he slipped and fell into deep wa
ter. He was rescued with difficulty by a
private in his regiment. The officer was
n n Ind
sked his preserver how he could reward
him.
''The best way" said the soldier, sis to
say nothing about it,
'But why ?" asked the officer in amaze
ment.
because" was the blunt reply, s'if the
other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd
chuck me in
Half the ills that man is heir to come
from Indigestion. Burdock Blood Bitters
strengthens and tones the stomach; makes
indigestion impossible.
Accidents come with distressing fire.
quency on the farm. Cuts, bruises, stings,
sprains. DIR. Thomas Electric Oil relieves
the pain instantly. Never safe without it.
GLOW did you get on conversing with that
French lady?"
Gail right $; my French wasn't any worse
than her English"
It's the little colds that grow into big
colds; the big colds that end in consumption
and death. Watch the little colds. DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
School Board lnspector-Who is it that
sits idly by doing nothing while everybody
else is working?
Bobby-The teacher Glasgow Evening
Times.
81 had running, itching sore on my leg.
Suffered tortures. Doan's Ointment took
away the burning and itching instantly,
and quickly effected permanent cure" Z.
W. Lenhart, Bowling Green, O..
elbow did you get such cold?' asked
the visitor.
"Well," replied the one who had heard
the microbe theory discussed, II was wun-
MIN wound in my bare feet, an dess the
micwobes caught onto my toes"
"Worth it's Weight in Coop say suf-
ferers from Catarrh, of Ely's Cream Balm
A trial size costs 10 cents. Full size so cents.
Sold by druggists or mailed by Ely Bros,
81 Warren Street, New York.
Albert Lea, Mimi, March 81, 1901.
Messrs. ELY BROS. Il suffered from a
severe cold in the head, and was about dead
from want of sleep. | used your Cream
Balm and woke up with clear head and
cold almost gone. would not take five dol
lars for my bottle of Cream Balm if could
not get another. S. K. LANsDALE.
A prominent Scotch M. P. when address
ing his constituents, assured them that he
wac not an idle member of the House, and
that during the last two years he had put
1872 questions to the Speaker.
s.What an ignorant auld beggar We must
be!' cried a voice from the crowd.
Relief in Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases
relieved in six hours by'tNEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" It is q great
surprise on account Of it's exceeding prompt
and back, in male or female. Relieves re-
tention Of water almost Immediately. II
you want quick relief and cure this Is the
remedy. Sold by A. A. HOwes & Co., Drug
gists, Belfast Me. 1y47
'sThis amt freight elevator" said the
grumpy elevator man. "Yes, it is,' replied
the boy with the bundle. sit carries . big
hog up and down all day long. Chicago
Tribune.