Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-08-02

edication, an not boss to his name!
That's bout as redickilus as one Of
us bein' loved by presidents darter."
"Oh, wuz jest funning, Of co'se, but,
come to think, I've hearn O. things
Jest as unreasonable. Ye see, Tillie
has been down to the Bluegrass goin'
to school for year or so, an thar's
70 tellin' what SIGH fool doin's as that
will lead gal to. They are curious
critters at the best-gals is. Why, |
hearn Of a gal once that refused to
marry Jesse Underwood, the best pistol
shot our Kaintuck hills ever had. Well.
sub, she KEEP ON an on actin the fool
till she finally married some poor
lawyer tibet never amounted to nuthin'
ceptin' sumthin' like circuit Judge, or
some foolishness like that. Tell we,
gals is curios."
"Yas, that's SO; but we amt no more
time for foolin'. Let's step off,
The men stepped out. took places
and confronted each other. They were
to count three in concert, then fire.
"One, two, three!"
"Spang!"
A ball passed through a lock Of hair
above Bills left ear. He hadn't fired,
and for good reason. When he went
10 cock his revolver the main spring
had broken. He had pointed the
weapon nevertheless, taking the risk
of being killed rather than to explain
-, ooo;do,t fbof Haoroa yn{oht rooo rd
a purposed act to avoid the duel.
well have to adjourn this case"
sighed George, until you kin git yer
own pop"
Say. George" returned Bill, hand
ing George the crippled weapon. 1--we
Jest thought we kin settle this matter
more satisfactory. Tillie, as well as
she appears to love both, mout refuse
ter marry the one that kills tother
about her. Then we'd be in nice
shape-one dead and tother wusser.
Less fine out which one she really
loves best; then let that lucky one give
tother all his property to console him
a little, and take her."
''ii,a::T be satisfactory to me-if we
kin git bill O. discovery, as the law
yers say, that will wuk."
well, I think I've got it. Termorry
at church me an you will let on like
we git in fuss, an pull our pops.
Everybody will be excited; the VIM
men will yell. an piqty Tillie will come
screamin' out to The one she loves
best, an beg him for her sake to put
up his pop"
1.-THE very thing" exclaimed George
cloud Of dust from his righr
leg.
A great congregation had gathered
for Rev. Ball, the celebrated revival
list Of Knott county, was to preach, and
the report had drawn people as suck
hole draws chips from broad terri
tory.
The house being filled, tho grounds
overlooked. Men and boys covered
the turf in front and at the sides, as
thickly as bees cling at the side of a
gum on a hot morn Of July-all ears
eagerly poised. Nothing save the cleo
TIC voice of the speaker, fell upon the
vast quiet.
When the preacher began to pitch
his tone to the scale of concluding ex-
hortation, Bill and George, as per pre-.
vious arrangement, came into the
crowd from opposite directions. They
were radiant in their new clothes, and
their new boots announced their
entrance through proud mess-
ured squeaks Being the richest
young men Of the section,
their appearance made heads of
reverence silently incline and w1is-
per Of admiration ripple through the
wide throng.
Quietly the young gallants worked
toward each other, and, before the ST.
lent company knew they had met, or
knew they had occasion for quarrel, a
rapid fire of denunciation began be-
tween them.