The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-10-31
g5istlfs.

iAss ever.
kiss Lssy Psor isslcs, here yos
90 &c itlses.i hey Hsrr5 Ne. nsn
hsiIi a. sebssy tsi rslsil,ss
Meter isniiiss Teddy fss In anl
% ~Asd sey. dsfliss. What 10 .
q ~ bs,i Tsssy "A hoy sAs sssis
yitias ! vsEt
wtsi's yosr ssntf ssksd the wsrsst
We Fsriiepii.y. Joha boa kew.
sst ,oaf real ssne. IL ~ No.
sea The ooovic,. Ds.'s me pen name.
ssasisriss Sam Madam, I'm Dc
80 nan Mr. Holna-I door
sai 4. ssa ,oa'li be- lseAy n you 20
cape sts, ,os deserved
-ss $500 ~e@ss ltisk lLsy tsss acss
& ~hels dsiy toward . men " they pot
#si s!osh 90 his besd vten be bee .
heasseba
Tits 10 dfssdisl- A mao oui boriins
stoi his sIfe. sntoaooed Mrs. Henpsck.
lvesau hos u eoaid have bsvs happen
81 10 na,ocs her for dear
The Psnsle II vsst my photograph
ishsa. Photographer -Ya'n. Went .
lltsnsss, or soasstibs hssdsons hand
scmti
-Hs-hos u the nsv cook se,tiDs
slossf his Wife Well. l had 10 dis
charge trr tsiee this morning, bal siuce
then she's been doing f.irly veil.
Toes he has proposed 10 Miss Pas
ssy. jess For goodness sskel Bat per
hsps ibeis Is soGe excuse Tor bin. Tees
Not BIZ. tie did 1t 10 broad daylight
-laie P.tron Il thought this rsilrosd
va f9r the benel, Of the public. Rail
tosa Othsisl = You're sssy Of The pub
lie 10 Tor the beneai Of the railroad.
The BOsrdsr Il protest sssins. drink
Ing sueh water 81 this. II is positively
vsrml The Lady OF the House -Gpc
ioas, msti Thst's not vster! That's
your ooassl
-Miss skreemsr = Oh. ! am going 10
sing you ny psv cong, Throughout Etsr
niiy." Mr. Bnbored Ell AN sorry,
bat must 60 home Of four o. m.
-MD Won Blumer How tired | sm OF
society, nothing bu, foam and iroib, moth
ing deep or lss,iog. nothing worth while
no securiiy anywhere. Won Bluner-
y 40 snnbbed you nowi
Eleanor What vas The bsby crying
shout iusi nowf Did be van, the moon
q 'ini osfolyn-No, Jack vas trying to
ake him smile with the glove s,retchsr.
She Yes, sbe 10 woman who hss
tsiIsIsls great deal beesuse OF her belief.
la -Indeedl Aid whst 10 her beliei1
as-Thst she can wear No. 8 shoe on d
M. foot.
Tbs Bachelor - But you should remem
! the old msrim. marry 10 haste and
psnt at leisure" The Benedict - Oh, . |
/ q doesn't hsvs sny leisure when he's
n.sried.
Kind Lady why are you crying. lii
5oyf Little Boy -Coz NAV jis made .
tEanpie out O. me fer my little brothers
80
Gentlemsn TO house sseni) The
-, disadvantage is that the house is so
lp, House Agent --Dissdyantsse, siri
Z vantage, call It. Ia csse OF fire it
saaliu', be 90 likely to burn.
Nsll-Msude msrried . man Of cul
tass. Bees Why. vas under The i'm
! rctsion che msrried farmer. Nell-So
go did, but isn't farmer . man Of sgri.
crltutef
-Flnl College Studept-I hear the
rsan.bers u your clsss are going TO take
~ Russian next term. Second Student
Us, you see, We want TO &c. up new
cIsss yell.
"A Brst,lsboro girl nsme Winter mar
risd man named Frost. That was
lsss winter. They now have . young
s,ef who has been christened Frost Win
ier. And BrsttIsboro 10 . rather warm
town too.
Mr.. Froo,pSs en- glad you be
long 10 our church choir, my deer. Il 10
snch Al orderly organisation. ! never see
Jon Shispsfins 10 one smother durius ser
Vices. Mrs. Frou,pew No; none Of %
are on spesking tefms.
Mrs Nosepoke don't you
think iI's sbout time for a. 10 call on our
nev neighbours Husband Why. they
only moved 10 this morning Mrs. Nsse
pohs-oh ! knos. but oil their stuff will /,
be down Stair and l Fan see 1t better.
Would you rather have soms.hine
slss thsn piece OF pies asked the kind
nsishbor OF little Freddie. vho bad run
10 efrsnd Tor her. Yes. ms'sm. sid Fred
die promptly. | vud rather have Two
pieces.
Before ! vM msrfiei used to ccsuse
my hsncse Of smiling 90 often 10 order to
shov her pretty teeth. Add sitter msr
F, .ssei soon found ont that che could
shos her teeth without smiling. u
--lcod heavens. mani elolsined Mr..
sexton. seizins the sfm OF bis friend,
y DO va sboat 70 sss foo, 90 40 oriental
ras: Don't step 90 that Ny vile
nsh. thai rug 10 yesp ego. exclaimed
host proudly, sud II has never been
y siked 90. In
- rae inisn, Of the household sm 10 .
I cradle. The hssd OF the house Gas 81
rome. pecvish and fsnit-andirs. At
18th be becsne unendursbla You've
!. yue nothing hat nnsks rr,stsks a. tnn,.h,