The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-11-14
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Mrs. Gaswell-The Car Of D.
now has four daughters. Mr. e..
oh, the dear little Czardlnesl
you don't like walking VERY Il
do your" inquired the farmer's (
who was grazing near the canal
Clerk-I suppose you want !, !.
piano, madam? Mrs. WyndfalI
dainfully)-Grand. want q ma.
cent one. '''
A Bald Assertion: Barber-you.
will be gray If 1t keeps on. ga
locks-Well, | hope it win keen .
Baltimore World.
She-So you went to see Hamis,
you think Hamlet was madq n
expect so. There wasn't over
pounds In the house.
Friend-Each side of the on.,,
presents difficulties. Statesman
actly! think I'll take a bold staDs
both sides Of the question.
Minister-Bridget, these po,,
taste mouldy. Bridget-Yis. son
dare say, sorr-they set mkt to Il
barrel O. sermons in the suller
If a doctor viii whip his horse
a mad gallop just before he turns
corner to a woman patients home
VIII always keep her practice.
Pertinent and Impertlnent: sDoc
your tonic made new man Of m,
"A new man? Well, how is hei
fnanciallyT-Chicago Record-Hen.
Ferdy-IIow much does it cost Z
mile to run your auto? Algy-Wei
costs about a cent a mile to run
and about ten dollars a mile to rem
1t.
What are you doing therey cr
the farm dog as he observed the hen
the coal bin. "Oh, l thought this vi
a good time to lay in COAL" cackled d
hen.
Kind: Mrs. Kingley-The dressmak
says she won't make me another gov
unless you pay her bill. Kingley
That's good of her. God bless her
Life.
Tough Party lin hardware storel-
wanted buy a dog muzzle, see? Gle
affably)-All right, sir. What size
Tou wear?-University of Chial
Weekly.
There is no doubt that this schen
Will pay" said the promoter. "Ys
answered the purchaser of stock
suppose so. But who is to get b
money!"
Staidhome telling the news Of b
'illage)-My nephew, Clarence Iu
water. has become a finished elocuua
st. Beenaway-That so? XIII b
Our college colors are pink and 9
'old," said Miss Frocks. "Our cole
'olors We're black and blue when vi
Initiated into the secret society" add
Ter brother.
WHO is the smartest boy in 70
lass, Bobby?" asked his uncle =
Ike to tell you. Uncle" answered b
~ modestly, "only papa says
mustn't boast"
Bought Medicine Himself: 1--WE j.
been drugged and robbed" said he'
hink 1t is a shame" The officer j
'awned and said: what was the dr.
sists nameY-Life.
Mats time we thought of Gr
getting married. She is already
years old. Pa-Oh, let her wait till
light sort of man comes along! Nj
why wait? l didn't.
lostess-Dear me! what shall
idusband-Do? What's the trou
now! Hostess-Why, our guest
stout is so fat, and l have nothing
a spare room to put him Unjust
ed Bits. ~
Chappie--I'd just like to know "
you mean by being engaged to /
and me at once. Miss pink
Why bless me! there is no harm a,
you can't either Of you afford TO ms
ne, you know.
General-Stop that reporter All
What! Don't you want him TO $
ONE an account of your heroism? 4"
don't want to be an American b
OF a week and a punching bag for
est of my life"
lie was obviously anxious and
eeheu almost willing. 81 shall rel
GU TO papa" said she. with a hoeo
l ns,r olus ;, . before giving YOU fiji
. tS,s but am perfectly Win
aid he S you without any reference
Monon u,"snanimOusly.
ose patianeI Don't you think "
lear e re slight provocation ?" 'S s"iS i
iometime ,iS y Il have to provoke BIZ
4 WIS
hen give I me- VIII lose his temper, a.
..,r Tor the way be ba ! want SO as