The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-01

] lliSiI DtlAb As now 4l ltr llittiNt 't -"~
middle OF September windows began TO
be closed. Ere Thauksg.ril Day show
cred its blessings upon the ventilated and
the unventiiated windows were weather
stripped. the masculine sex had gone INTO
ineh-thiclS woolens. With the Decembef
cold snap am was harmeucaily sealed
mems lungs included, lest by any ais-
aster three eleetrons Of deadly fresh ar
should penetrate And for some feason
that no nan knoweth the uncanniest air
the stalesi and sickest is in doctors oi-
fees.
Retnoc gentlemen Of means, who most
ly bide at home and vex their women
folk. are on the alert TO pomce like
hawk upon every Granny which shall adj
nit rs their homes SO much as an after
dinner coffee spoonful OF their arch en-
emy. air undiluted OF mornings. when
the maid world fain open the window GO
let ont the micr0be hends Of the Right
from sleeping rooms. or OF sweeping days
would aid ana abet the escape OF the
choking dust, though she shut the doors
she cannot fool tho retired old gentleman.
He feels the cool wind playfa'ly gambol-
ling around his experienced ankles ana
he shouts:
'Are sou crazy. openiAg windows such
a days as thls?-letting smallpox germs
4 in"
The maid slams the windows down With
a sound that indicates she has her opin-
I ions The retired old gentleman trots
away. to pause in front Of other doors.
Z II hanly his dry and seasoned ankles nay
discover other openings whereby the mon-
ster may enter. And as he goes he mutt
ters as It We're TO an invisible opponent
who IS arguing with him;
Il like fresh air as well as anyDody,
but
Mankind are divided into two classes
the ventilated and the unventilassd.
Women constitute the ventilated sex.
men the unventllated. The woman sex
Is SO built psychologlcally that fresh air
* life to ii. The man sex has apparently
reached BY evolutionary process that
high psychic plane where the rude Yibra-
tions If common air are deadly 10 a.
Nothing short of the yesty inteFp.anetaiy
ether itself VIII do.
Such IS the situation.
II SO be AZ times an individual of the
ventilated class strays into the camp Of
the unventlated, that individuals suffer
inrs are such that tons Of pens may not
write them. or the sunerings Of the un-
ventilated who IS on the wrong side and
among the ventilated We cannot speak
on this point We are not Of those who
know
The woman individual in the Offices of
the unventilated sex has The worst o. H.
Tor she Is there as a hireing. therefore
must she suffer ard say nothing. A pret-
Is girl bachelor Typewriter. let us say
arrives at her desk early ia the morning
Fresh air is good Tor the complexion
hne for making the hair grow. She opens
the window at the TOP and lets the crisp
regenerating oxygen IN upon her pretty
head and bright checks. The office boy.
the only one there before her, giares
bloodthirstily AZ the typewriter. but he
dares not complain openly lie pulls his
can over his ears. winds his woolen scarf
like mummy ceremcnts about INN and
mutters murderously.
"Windlcs open in winter. Women ain't
got no sense. And me been blacksinated
too III ketch cold In o. sure
Next appears on the scene the under
clerk tie whina through his unvcuiilat.
ed nostrils -the unwouted flavor of ihe
true breath Of heaven. lie scowls. then
represses the frovn. draws near "a the
girl bachelor and says pleasantly and per-
suasively'
pardon me. Miss spacer but im
afraid I shall have 70 ask you as favor
to shut on that draught I'm troubled
with catarrh ana the minute any air
touches me I'm stuffed up. J like fresh
air well az anybody, but
Miss spaeer closes the window part
way Next upon the scene Is the middle
clerk. likewise middle-aged and bald a.
a beautiful onion
Miss spacer" he begins less respect
ful than the under clerk. because Of his
superior station. ~ see YOU have the
window open again. Kindly close g..
can't have that wind upon my head.
like fresh air as well as anybody, but
Fresh air IS the very best thing you
can have around your head and your
hair too. what there ia of d. murmnrs
Miss spacor 20 herself as she shoves the
window higher There are two inches
silll open. which the middle clerk cane
nof SEQ from his desk Five minutes
more OF this small grace she has. when
the head clerk arrives. he snlns sus-
niciously. he glanccs fcrociously at the
girl bachelor In tones Ike the sound
Of a great grand groui De addresses az
concerned.
II smell fresh air in here and ] won't
have g. Cant stand &c with my rheu-
matiz. I ike fresh air ss ZEN as any
body but
Miss spacer seems % heed the warming
and 10 shut the window with snap
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