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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
QU EER DEM ENTI.A
NOTIONS THAT POSSESS SOME
s# PEOPLE. %s ~.,
Some Patients Think They Are Soda
4 Water Fountains, Glass or Wooden
d NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Assortment of H.,-
"A Slucina tions.

n mere are many queer cases Of de-
d. ...ment1a and in nearly every city in the
country mildly insane. people may be
encountered On the streets. One pecu-
liar case-the hallucination of a double
5personality-recently came under a
Is; Chicago physicians notice, writes a
correspondent. When I would ask the
patient, says the physician, Glow are
you feeling this morning?" she would
look far away and say, **The doctor
would like to know how you are feeling
this morning" She of course imagined
that she was sort Of double person,
one personality subjective, the other
collective, or, perhaps, she thought she
, was two persons. She thought I was
1nquiring for the health of the obJec-
tive or secondary person. In few mo-
ments after she had repeated my ques-
ton as If to another and looking as if
she saw third person some distance
away she would suddenly turn to me
and say, "She says she is feeling first
rate today Then perhaps I would
ask, "Are you going out riding this
afternoon?" Again she would turn as
1t addressing someone else and say:
The doctor wants to know if you are
going out riding this afternoon" Again
she would pause as if listening to a
reply and then she would say to me:
She thinks she may go out for a lit
tie while if it is pleasant afternoon"
All of the questions asked of the pa
tient were always answered in perfect
accord with her own condition, opin-
ions, inclinations, etc. That is, when
she spoke of the imaginary person be-
ing we'll she herself was well. And
quite often l heard ner talk as if carry
ing On conversation with a third
person.
A somewhat common hallucination Of
an insane person is the belief that he
or she is made of glass or some very
brittle substance. They warn everyone
Who approaches not to touch them for
fear they will be shattered in pieces.
Then llhere IS the patient who fmagines
he is perfectly hollow inside and that
there is no way by which food can
reach his interior. When he is fed he
even then insists that no food has
gone inside of him. and that he has
had no nourishment whatever.
Very often the insane become pos
sessed with the idea that they are apt
to become contaminated with anything
which they touch or which touches
them. They allow no one to touch
them, and if they happen to let their
hands touch even a door knob or any,
thing whatever they instantly plunge
them in, water and wash them thor
oughly.
THOUGHT HE WAS A SODA FOUN-
TAIN.
One day a man was captured on the
north side with his lips puckered up
and giving forth a sizzling sound in
imitation Of soda water fountain.
The man said he was a soda fountain
and that he made his living by max
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
CUPID AND DOLLARS.
Love Laughs at the Expenses. and nrocks'
<ss sE$ at Money. ts Is,

Love laughs ae the Expenses. and AaocKs
at Money. 8#.5
Cupid cannot always be smothered
by dollars, and youth will assert itself
and lads and lasses will sometimes
have a good time even in millionaire
dom. The wedding of young Mr.. Have
meyer, son of the sugar, king, and Miss
Whiting at Newport the other day was
regarded rather as the union of two
great fortunes than Of two young and
loving hearts. Everything was esti-s
mated in dollars. The brides dress
and the gift of the groom to the bride.
We're duly appraised in dollars and
cents; the cost Of the decorations and
OF the wedding breakfast were all es--5
timated and there were the usual man.
ifestations of vulgar curiosity, and
this in the face Of the fact that one of
the families was in .'half-mourning'Y
and the wedding was to be a quiet one
The dollar mark assumed the place Of
Cupid's bow as the emblem, and as Mr..
Dooley would say, the holy bonds Of
wedlock were government As. But all
the solemn parade of vanity did not
suit the young people of the settle.
ment. After the wedding breakfast
the bride and groom were to start
upon bridal trip. Their young friends.
took the horses from the carriage and
two milk white ones were substituted
The carriage was decorated with rib-f
bons and surmounted by a gigantic
shoe which emitted a stream of rice
from hole in the toe like pebbles and
bread crumbs falling from Hop-o'-my-s
Thumbs pocket when he took to the.
woods. The bridal party organized a.
procession to escort the happy couple
to the landing. An usher rode on top.
OF their carriage, blowing a big dim.
ner horn, brass band playing rag,
time music following in an express:
wagon. Then came carriage loads OF
laughing and shouting boys and girls
One of the carriages broke down and.
its occupants seized a fish wagon and
continued on their way to the land
ing, where the assembled company
showered rice upon the bride and.
groom and then executed a cakewalk..
Youth will assert itself against the
most nnpromising conditions. The
merry heart goes all the day, while a
sad one tires in a mile.-Baltimore
Sun. -. .<- So
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09

why I let you think that I would
marry you in secret, and also why the
chaise will not be needed tonight. You
have known meas Dorothy March, sir;
know me now as Dorothy Ingledew-
sister to the man you ruined, and
whose patrimony you stole, and to the
woman whose heart you broke"
He scanned the eager face with some
curiosity now. So this explained the
haunting idea that there was some
thing forgotten which the sight of
Dorothy stirred within him. He could
see now the resemblance between the
slender, fair-haired Winifred Ingledew
he had tired of and deserted when he
found it SO easy to get the Ingledew
money from her weak spendthrift
brother without numbering himself
with wife, and this dark beauty, who
had so Unexpectedly become his ac-
cuser.
II stole nothing. Your brother-if
brother of yours he was-lost it to me
in play. He lost and won; it is the
way Of the world, Miss Dorothy"
He was boy You took advantage
of his youthful folly. My sister loved
you; you forsook her when she no
longer had gold to tempt you He lies
in his dishonored grave; she pined
away and died broken hearted You
killed them both, and vowed to kill
you. in turn. That is, why I came to
the Wells with my godmother, whose
name have. borne since she took me
to live with her; and let you think
that would run away with you in or
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
The Monkfsh and the Dog.

A monkish made quick meal of an
Eastport dog Saturday noon and was
captured a short time later near one
of the sardine factory wharves, says
the Lewiston (Me.) Journal Very few
monkflsh are seen in Passamaquoddy
bay, but at different times they are
found of large size and have been
known to come to the surface suddenly
and gobble up any sea bird that hap
pens to be on the water. They are
among the homeliest fish that are
found along the neighboring coast, the
mouth being unusually large, and fish
ermen have known them to swallow
objects nearly as large as themselves.
In appearance they resemble big
sculpin, and the one killed here Friday
came in for a full share OF attention;
from the many spectators On the
wharf. The unfortunate dog was en-;
joying swim along the water 'front.'
watched by his owner and a party of
friends, when without warning the
monkhsh came to the surface with
open mouth and the dog went down
without much of fight for his life.
Later in the day some boys were
spearing founders in shallow water
when they saw an odd-looking fish be-
low, and with boat hook soon gath
cred it in. The dog was found inside,
but was considerably mangled by the
saw-Ike teeth cf the fish, and it was
noticed that the dog was nearly as
large as the entire monkfsh.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
MONA A FAMOUS CITY
Place Where King Hunabert Was Killed
Underwent 81 Siepes
],

Monza. the town in which King
Humbert was slain. is one of the most
interesting Of the smaller cities Of
Italy. It lies in the province of Milan,
about nine miles from the city Of the
same name. on the banks of the Lam
bro, tributary of the Po.
Besides the summer palace of the
king, the principal object of interest
in Monza is the Cathedral Of ST. John
the Baptist, in which are kept the
iron crown and the crown jewels.
together with the relics Of Theodo-
linda. rs.
The royal palace, built IN 1777, is
situated on the river bank and is sur~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
Affected by the Season.

Anthony Hope, among other odd
characteristics, has a strong dislike
to poetry A bright London belle,
knowing this trait, once tried to joke
Of reading some verses to him. To
her surprise he listened complacently,
and, at the end of the infiction,
thanked her in superlatiFes. She for
got about the joke and said:
FL thought you hated poetry ?''
s. So / do, in my lucid intervals,
was the. eonsoling rejoinder, "but this
is the spring season, which affects me
like the March hares. Saturday
Evening Post.
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r rounded by extensive gardens and
parks. XII: # @
1t is claimed by some antiquaries
that in ancient times Monza was a
Roman TO colony and was known as
Modaetia, or Modicia. but its impor-
tance IN this respect is denied. n.
Iheodorlc q, 'o was the first monarch to
distinguish the locality by selecting it
as as a seat In the period of the repub-
Il lies 8. Monza MA was Independent at times
and at times subject to Milan.
The city has stood 80 sieges, and
was # frequently plundered by. the forces
OF Charles l y Y. The population rs up
ward of. 10000. T3s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09
The Penitent.

This man, says the New York Press,
discussing the tippler who has sworn
off, really means what he says-means
it until the next three or four drinks.
when he slips up again. Before dinner
as before a drink, he is cool. calm
stern, and calculating; after the cock
les of his heart are warmed and the
mucous membrane tickles with a prov
ocative glow his evil generosity. his
affability and his amphoolishness re-
vive. He seeks the same worthless old
pals and blows" them. /. Finally he
gets so low that he will tippIe with
anybody. Sober, he. is always peni-
tent; in his cups he is thoughtless of
the future, rash, full of cheap talk and
brag. God pity him. Lord bless his
family. Nearly all the good fellows go
to hell In this sort of Pullman car. It
is easy riding, with all the luxuries of
modern travel. New York Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09

OF course every girl is. said to be
popular, but not one girl in fifty knows
what it is to have two invitations for
the same event i ~@. II
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09

Premier Onca Reporter.
Sir Gordon Sprigg, the new premier
of Cape Colony, south Africa, began
life as reporter in the house of COM
mons.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-02-09

k1ondike sl's'r stlilE Nugget Worth $4,000.
i The biggest nugget yet found il The
Klondike was picked up on Cold hill
recently. It weighed seYenty-seyen, ,
ounces and was valued at s13, 900.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12
THE FILIPINos AT HOME.
A Returned soldier Says They Are
industrious and Enger To Learn.

A Returned soldier Says They Are
Industrious and Enger to Learn.
Sergeant Thomas II. McClung Of the
Thirtieth United States infantry, who
traversed the greater portion Of the is
land Of Luzon during two years cam
paign against the Philippine insurgents,
is at home and gives some interesting
accounts Of conditions existing in the
archipclago. In speaking to the St
Louis Globe Democrat correspondent al
Flora. MS. Sergeant McClung said:
"The ueoplc OF the United States
have q misconception Of the character
OF the inhabitants Of the Philippines.
Instc1d of being race Of sayages. the
fru frr u.rffDu yf the IluUiafi0u Is Iu-
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brated as the highest mountain In
Nor.i America. Lieutenant Heron
claims 10 have discovered a second
great mountain In this range 20,OcC
feet high. which be has named Mount
Foraker after the senior Ohio senator.
The Suchitna Indians call the noun
tain "Bolshoi." which in Russian
means big The Kuskokwims call
them "Dianz-ee" and the Tananas and
Yukons "Din-alee." The all-American
route passes near Caldwell and Flelsh-
man glaciers. but does not touch them.
At one time they ground out the val
lcys aud the pass which now opens the
way through the mountains The In.
dian trail TO TyoonOk runs through the
pass between the mountains Hatay and
Snecdee. The discovery OF this pass
adds 20 Lieutenant Herron's route the
advantage OF direct all land counec-
ton with Tyoonok This. with a short
extension along tm coast 90 a point be-
low the west Fore and such as kus-
tatan. makes posslbl, an open harbor
free 10 ice an the year round. Simp-
son PASS iu The Mckinley range opens
a way to the Yukon. Kuskokwim aud
Cape Nome countries. Lieutenant Her.
ron Judges the pass 60 Doe from about
n quarter TO about half mile wide.
II IS of slight grade, free from gla-
ciprs. safe from suowslides the eleva-
ton on the crest 5000 feet above sea
level and is approached by wide val
lcy-. II is wide gap cut out in for
mcr ages by the Flcishman glacier
which has rcccdcd and now stands
back ont Of the pass.
Tie primary object Of Lieutenant
Hcr0n's expedition was TO find an
available all American route into the
center Of Alaska from the open har
Dor Of Cook inlet. and he is firmly con
WINGED that he has found It. If true,
and no one has proof to the contrary,
he has performed great service 20 his
country aud especially to the future
commercial interests Of Alaska. He
claims for his route the following ad-
vantages: First. 1t pierces the center
Of Alaska, and. second, IL touches navi-
gable points and winter trails on the
most important river systems Of Alas
ka-viz. Suchitna. Kuskokwim, Tana-
IA and Nukon-and as a consequence
taps the country drained by them. the
most resourceful and promising Of Alas
ka and which connects with Nome.
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..lionh" Is Worth si.ooo.

New Haven, Conn, May IL
Eva Bartholomew is given just
$1,000 damages in her suit
against Charles d, Parmelec,
who jumped out Of the bus and
yelled "booh' and frightened
her so that she VIII be prac,i-
cally speechless for life. The
end Of the famous boob case
came today when the decision of
the Judge was announced. Miss
Bartholomew says she is incap-
acitated for school teaching as a
result Of Parmelee's practic
ijke
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OrraniIed Against Amcrita.

London, May IA Hague
says that Germany has
invited France, Austria, Hol-
land, Switzerland, Belgium and
possibly Russia and Italy to
combine in a monstrous com
mercial union against America
until the protective tariff is abol.
iShed
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A Yet, Rsmarksbls Rsmsey.

at is with a good deal Of pleasure
and satisfaction that / recommend
Chamberiain's Collie, Cholera and
Dinrrhoea Remedy" says Druggist
a. W. sawtelle OF Hartford, Conn.
"A lady customer seeing the remedy
exposed for sale on my show case,
said 10 me: i really believe that
medicine saved my life the past sum
mer while at tine shore and she be-
came no enthusiastic over it's merits
that at once made up my mind TO
recommend it in the future Recent
ly gentleman came into my store
30 over come with collie pains that
be sank al once 20 the floor ! gave
him q dose OF this remedy which
helped bin. repeated the dose
and in fifteen minutes he left my
store smilingly Informing me that be
felt az well a. ever" Sold by City
Drug Store and +. j. Ramsey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

You are much more liable to disease
when your liver and bowels do not
act properly DeWitt's Little Early
Risers removes the cause Of disease.
CITY Drug store, W. b. Frame Prop.
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9HEEP
PRODUCE MARKET.

The following sre the prevailing
quotations on the local market, and
will be changed daily as the market
luctuatpp.
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warming Order.

In the United states District Court in the
Indian TERRITORY, southern District
Sarah Jeukirs, Plaintiff,
vs. lf-1
Alfred jenkins, Defendant.
- The deiendant,Alffed jenkins is warned to
ppear In this Court in thirty DAYS and an.
swer the complaint OF the plaintil, sarah
jenkins.
witness Hon Hosea Townsend, Judge OF
SAID Court and the seal thereof this lst day
Of May, 1901.
seal G. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
Fitzpatrick, Virgins a Brown. Attorneys
sam II butler Attorney nonresident.
First published May /, 1901.
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AInsl now soon Forpottenl

is an ache or pain or trouble of
any kind when one is well rid of II,
and II It happens to be headache or
stomach trouble that bothers you,
take DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin
aud you will not only forget you ever
had it, but will know that you are
not liable to have 1t again. The dose
is small and II IL pleasant to take.
W. B. Frame City Drug Store.
The Russian government opened
625 new savings banks last year,
mostly at railway stations. The to-
tai number is now 5iO6
Children who are weak, fretful or
troublesome should be given few
doses OF Whites Cream Nermifuge
They will then become strong,
healthy and active, have rosy cheeks
bright eyes, will be happy and laugh
ing all day long. Price, 20 cents W.
B. Frame, City Drug Store,
From November to April OF this
year 10000 car loads of oranges bad
been shipped from California and
900 car loads OF lemons.
1 Skin affections will readily disap.
pear hy using DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Look out for counterfeits, II
you get DeWitt's you will get good re,
suits. IL is the quick and positive
cure for piles. City Drug Store, W
b. Frame Prop
The manner o' parting the hair Is
no indication OF the extent Of oue's
mental capacity Bald heads hav,
been known TO evolve bright ideas
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin il
guaranteed TO cure constipation
Indigestion, sick headache anC
stomach trouble by w. B. Frame
CITY Drug Store
Whenever you get it into you
head that everybody in the world il
against you take some liver pills.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

Even ashrewd woman may err Al d
be deceived-ouoe, whereupon she
becomes a subtle one, and danger to
her associates.
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HOME FOR SALE.

one sroom house, one OF the best
improved places Ia town, waterworks
throughout the house, lawn and gar
den. As fine a selection of fruit trees
as can he had II you ever intend TO
own a home In ArdmoTe 10 will pay
YOU 90 buy this one.
]. n STINSON.
No. 72l, corner Washington ST.. and
7th Avenue. y. W. Mid
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

The best way to reform the world
Is TO start In a. home.
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when suffering with cold, la
grippe or neuralgia by taking BRO
MOLINE, as it will cure any case in
one day. All druggists are author
ICED to refund your money in any
case II fails TO cure. Pricp 25c per
package. Remember the name
BROMOLINE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

II people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it
would be used in nearly every house
hold, as there are but few people
who do not suffer from a feeling of
fullness after eating, belchinp, flatu-
lence, sour stomach or water brash F.,
caused by indigestion or dyspepsia.
A preparation such as K0dol Dys-
pepsia Cure, which, with no aid
from the stomach, will digest your
food, certainly can't help but do you
good. City Drug Store, W. b.
Frame, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

The woman who has reared a fam
lily of respectable sons and daugh-
ters has performed splendid SER
vice for mankind and has laid up
great treasures in heaven. But she
is likely 10 be behind in cub dues,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

The woman who throws herself at
a mans head will soon find herself
at his feet.
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When a woman has nothing about
her house or toilet to change, she
changes her mind.
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-Four years ago the total shipments
OF salted salmon from Seattle to the
East aggregated less than 1909 bar
rels. This year it is expected to be
so eco barrels.
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"i have beenl suffering from dys-
pepsia for the past twenty years and
have been unable after trying all
preparations and physicians to get
any relief. After taking one bottle
OF Kodol Dyspepsia Cure found re-
lief and am now in better health
than have been for twenty years
can not praise Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure too highly Thus writes Mrs.
{. W. Roberts, North Greek, Ark.
City Drug store, W. h. Frame Prop.
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A brainy woman loves deeply and
long, equally SHE hates deeply and
wide.
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Respectfully
w f. LAND.

Leave orders at Sass & Craw-
ford's store with Luther Laudrum
1O-1m
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Husband Never Kissed.

St. LOUIS, May 11.-Mrs.
Laura A. Schumann testified TO.
day in a divorce suit that her
husband had never caressed her
and that what actions Of endear-
ment took place were prompted
wholly by her
Schumann did not take up this
point ia his statement, but de.
voted himself to "a narrative of
his complaints against his
mother.law. He says too much
mother.law caused him to leave
his wife.
The Scbumanns are very well
to do, and are well known in
Solth St. Louis. The case was
taken under advisemeut
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

The Russian government opened
625 new savings banks last year,
mostly at railway stations. The to-
tai nun Der is now 5i06
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

Whenever you get it into your
head that everybody in the world is
against you take some liver pills.
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Competition of electric tramwsys
is alluded TO IN many OF the half
yearly reports of English railways as
affecting short distance passenger
movement.
Moore's Pilules are "A guaranteed
cure for ali forms OF Malaria, Ague,
Chills and fever, swamp Fever, Ma
larial Fever, Bilious Fever, Jaundice,
Biliousuess, fetid breath and tired,
listless feeling, They cure Rheuma-
tlsm and the lassitude following blood
poison produced from malarial pois-
oning. No Quinine. No Arsenic,
Acids or Iron. DO not ruin stomach
or teeth. Entirely tasteless. Price
soc per box. DR., o. q. Moore Co.,
No. $40 North Main Street, st. Louis,
Mo. Sold by w. b. Frame, City
Drug Store.
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Pasture Your Cows.

| have secured the Rolf pasture,
where there i plenty nt grass and
water, aud will pasture your cows
for one 81 per head. will call
for and deliver them back AZ
night. | will also keep a fine Dur
ham bull in the pasture a part OF
the time. Respectfully,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-12

DeWitt's Little Early RiseTs search
the remotest parts OF the bowels and
re move the impurities speedily with
no discomfort. They are famous for
their tfiicacy. Easy to take, never
grippe. City Drug Store. W. b.
Frame Prop.