New-York tribune., 1901-07-08
THE T4Lh OF THE DAY.

'zions Herald CAethodisO. Of Boston. says:
The announcement that the First Methodist Epis-
copal Church OF Omaha. through its oficiary has
ordered women their hats in the public
service produces only feeling of humiliation and
regret 1t supposed that this ridiculous church
fad long ago had had It's full run. The First
Church is signaIly belated. AS we have said be-
fore, strongly oppose this intermeddling, not
only because 1t is unreasonable and divisive' ouI
because it interferes with the natural rights or
women. Women who thus governed by men In
the free house of God will be justified in seeking
another church where their freedom will not be IN
vaGed."
Sam Elder told the doctors some pretty good
Medical Society dinner about their own profes;;
sion. From TIE way his hearers laughed | should
about an old praetioner wno necause ca hs OF out of
town Practice to his young assistant One night
the Older physician was called on by two men I'm m
buggy, one of whom wanted the doctor 70 come me
to his house, eight miles away and attend END mi, ms
wife who was aie very III ILL., She VIII nave no one o''
s'Well. mi go for $40, and not cent less said
\ whispered consultation in the carriage.
and finally the physician heard a voice say: BET
ter pay the ten. It's good deal cheaper than
And the doctor got his money-(Boston Journal.
A Chicago shoe manufacturer who has risen from
the bench and is able to look at the shoe business
from the point of view of the workman we'll as
that of the employer and capitalist is going TO
found a town the Susquehanna River, in this
State in which the cottages will be sold
poyes without restriction they will not be required
become teetotalers quit tobacco, there will be
Sunday restrictions except those imposed by the
general law. and the company will rot control the
stores the franchises the privileges Several
millions TO be spent in opening streets. laying
out parks and and it is intended to provide
habitatons a population of from 1000 to 5000.
The scheme shines forth in the programme with
of the highest grade of shoe polish, and
may be successful as it's promoter hopes, though
benehcent in intention. do always turn out that
way.
Miss Prism-Don't let your dog bite me. little
Little Boyle won't bite ua'am.
Boy with pride)-Certainly he Is. ma am; and if
too.-CTit-
who has been lecture tour through
the South tells this story himself: He late
In arriving in of the cities in which he
booked. and had but half an hour to reach the
hall where he to give his entertainment. He
needed a shave almost much Is he did his din
ner but he decided to cut out the latter. The
former he was obliged to have Going to his room.
he for a barber. bright looking boy came
in and announced that ne was the barber Mr.
Bingham sat down a chair and told him to so
ahead
Il beg your pardon, sir, but would you mind
lying down the couch?''
"Why?" asked the astonshed lecturer.
We'll sir. you see. I generally sent 10 shave
the corpses. and l can shave man better when
he is lying down.
Poor Human Nature-Do you see the man?
Tho man has just down violently on the side
What caused him to sit down?
lie lie stepped on piece of orange peel.
He looks at the orange peel and nlutssrs some
Does he kick the piece of orange peel into the
He does not. He leaves it there for somebody
else to step on. my dears.-(Chicago Tribune.