The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1901-07-05

OIAIEMENIS. BUSINESS ga RUSI
PROGRAMMES. INVITA- TIONS,
CIRCULARS. SALE BILLS.
PAMPHLETS. &c., O.
He Had His Doubts.
You seem strangely depressed"
commented the companion of the
man who was leaving home to as
sumo new official position, land yet
should judge that you were ex-
tremely popular"
'Why so?" asked the new ap-
pointee.
."They cheered you so heartily when
you left"
But may it not have been becaus
L was leaving?" demanded the pessi-
mistic one.-Chicago Post.
Joke from Scotland.
Man Sandy, is that your" ex-
claimed in surprise an old man in the
street the other day. "Man, l thocht
We were deed. L heard we were
drooned!"
oh, no; it wasna me-" returned
Sandy, solemnly. at was ma BIRTH
err"
Dear me, dear mel" murmured the
old man. whit terrible pity!"
There was a somewhat thoughtful
look on Sandy's face as he wandered
Lights That Shine.
do you think the present genera
ton will produce men as great as
those who have gone before?" asked
the worried man.
Il don't know" answered Farmer
Corntussel. 1T pears to me like you
don't hear as much about young men
studyin' by pine knots an taller dips
as you did them days. Cigarettes an
fireworks seems to be more in demand
now."-Washington Star.
To Be Expected.
Towne-Ilear about Goldman? You
know he had picked out a site for his
new suburban residence, made all his
plans and was just about to buy the
land when some other fellow sneaked
in and bought it. He's simply crazy
about it.
Browne-I thould think he would
be crazy. "Out of site. out of mind"
you Observation-Disclosures Press.
"rs.s--is
Between Friends, of Course.
"There is a woman in London re-
marked the naughty and self-satisfied
Dne, just by way of saying something,
who is said to be remarkably suc-
cessful in making over society faces"
"Ah," replied the envious one, THAI
explains it." ;
Explains what?"
''Why, from the first moment that
l heard you were going abroad l in-
sisted that you would not make a pur-
poseless trip, like some foolish, friv-
olous girl" Chicago Post.
The piles that annoy you so will be
quickly and permanently healed if you
Use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Beware
If worthless counterfeits. E. T. Reynolds.
Serious Symptoms.
"Why did you send for me, Mrs.
foungwife?" asked DIR. Redlight.
There is absolutely nothing wrong
With the baby"
"Oh, l am so glad, DOCTOR"
but what made you think there
VASE"
"Why, doctor, he hasn't cried a bit
al the g."-Tit-Bits
An Exchange of Confidence.
Church-How is 1t you get along
20 well with your wife, and l can't
ret along with mine?
Gotham-Why, my wife doesn't
know how to cook. /
Neither does NINE"
mo; but l understand she's all the
ime trying to."-Yonkers Statesman.
An AppreciatiVe Girl.
Clara-He boasts that he kissed you
he first time he ever called on you.
Jessie-Thank you.
Clara-What do you mean? Why do
you thank me?
Jessic-For saying he boasts, when
you might have said that he reluctant
y admits.-Chicago Times-Herald.
Anxious to Serve.
Lawyer-It is reported that you
have frequently expressed yourself
Is opposed to capital punishment?
Deacon Highsoul drawn for jury
uty)-I won't have no scruples in that
mans case. He cheated me on boss
rade once.-N. Y. Weekly.
So They Were Married.
81 could die for you," he cried.
But the girl gave no sign of recipro-
al affection.
"And my life" he continued, SIS in
iured for $4,000"
lam yours" she sighed, It'll DEATH"
Press, /
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A bad complexion generally results from
iactive liver and bowels. In all such
asses, DeWitt's Little Early Risers pro-
uce gratifying results. Eli 7. Reynolds.
Dark HanI
" have used Ayers Hair Vigor
for a great many years, and al
though | am past eighty wears of