Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1901-09-07
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enteredat the Post-ofice Of Mar,insburg, W. Va.
sccnd-Class Matter
The oyster i again in the SCUM.

A man naturally feels cheap when
he gives himself away.
The women of Germany have de-
clared open war on the beard.
The youthful artist generally does
his best drawing on the old man.
It's all right for man to be q
crank if he can be turned to advan-
tage.
The mariner is always glad to see a
lighthouse but it's different with an
actor.
A hotel can stand without a peer,
but it won't stand long without ar
rival.
The wicked barber probably ex-
poets to get to heaven by a close
shave.
1t is really the small things that
count, and this is great year for
insects.
The stage hand is not noted for
rowdyism, but he occasionally raises
a scene.
Miss Ida Smith, Baltimore. is visit
ing at the home of DIR. Page ID.
Barlow.
Mrs. w. E. Tebo and son, of Balti-
more, are the guests of Mrs. A. j.
Thomas
Mr.. Harry E. Munday, of Shep-
herdstown, is in Martlnsburg on
business.
The wise man takes things as they
come, and if they don't CO m he goes
after them.
Miss Mary North has returned from
a visit to Miss Lille Clendenning,
Bunker Hill.
Rev. J. &. Rose, and SON, of Mer-
cersburg, Pa, spent Tuesday IN
Martlnsburg.
A lot of B. o. baggage cars passed
through here Tuesday filled with
watermelons.
The patriotism of some men is
confined to the red, white and blue
poker chips.
Mrs. James A Pankey, of Harrison
burg, Va, is visiting her son at the
Everett House.
The retail price of milk in Philadel-
nhia was advanced from six to eight
cents a quart.
Arthur Logan,a prominent and sue
cessfuI business man of Parkersburg
died Thursday.
Painless dentistry will be assured
lust as soon we are born with
acheless teeth.
Mrs. &. w Berry, of Washington,
spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs.
G. W. Cushwa.
According to the feminine point OF
view, no secret is so light that it won
bear repeating.
The superstitous gamtler finds 1T
easier to change his mind than to
change his luck.
B. and o. Yard Master b. T. Slane
and Mrs. Slane have gone to the
Buffalo Exposition.
Three barns located in different
parts Of franklin county, Pa. were
struck bv lightning.
Mr.. H. S. Wilmington, formerly of
Martinbsburg, but now of Pittsburg,
is home on visit.
When man says he has his opinion
of another man you can put 1t down
as poor opinion.
Misses Lue and Mollie Ryneal have
returned from a trip through the
West last Saturday.
Do not despise humble occupations,
Even the hod -carrier climbs TO the
top of the lader.
When lover says mime own ne
usually feels a whole lot richer than
most mine owners.
Hc IOSlNtht oAitfSN etN @~Nao~N
Wednesday evening and will spend q
few days at the show.
Thomas L. Blakemore, a native soi
Warren county, died recentlvsin Ten
nessee, aged 50 years.
It's not the man that breaks his
word oftehest who Is the best author
ity on parts ofsspeech.
Mrs. Rebecca West and Mrs. Lizzie
Copenhaver, of Baltimore, spent Sun
day with friends here.
Miss Bertha DeGrange, who is EN-.
ployed in the Census Office, Washing
ton, spent Sunday at home.
Mr.. and Mrs. t. H. Russell and
daughter Mildred, have returned
from visit TO Sleepy Greek.
Mrs. l.. L. Sparrow, of Washington,
lis visiting at the home of her parents,