The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-06

notes. however. tell of a successful out cume-
 T verify believe that 1 have at last succeeded in isolating the germs of love and hater' Then is set forth at length the scientific descriptions of these germs, the number of which present in any case. according to the Professor. governs the degree of the sentiment. The notes continue:
 "Given a culture of the germ of love in the blood of one animal and another animal inoculated with that culture. the animal so inoculated will love the one whose blood furnished the culture medium. The same Is true of the germ of hate. I believe that I have eliminated every possibility of error. but l shall, of course, put my conclu- sions to further tests"
 "A cat in a cage at my elbow is nursing carefully a litter of tiny mice, orphaned by tabby herself. She ate their mother. 1 have a hawk rearing brood of chickens. Her mothely af- lection for them is touching and pro- nounced. Two dogs, brothers and hitherto the best of friends and mer riest of playmates. have, in the past few days, become the bitterest of snarling, snapping enemies. Certain ly there seems no doubt of the effect iveness of either serum as applied to animals. How would it affect the hQ- man beinge?'
 "The last lingering doubt Is re- moved! Circumstances made 1t po' sible for me to secure small quantity of the blood of Miss M. Gin this, as in all other instances. the names are suppressed for reasons even more ob vious than in the case of the Profes- sor himself) in which I made cul- ture of the mierobe of love. With this I inoculated myself. and now, i'm possible as it would seem to my friends. I find myself madly in love with her. I might counteract this by an inoculation of the opposite germ. but I cannot bring myself to do it. Evidently I am very, very much in love!"
 "I have made a horrible discovery. Miss M. does not-and says she can never-love me! Further, though she also says that she wilr never marry. I am convinced that J. loves her al- most as madly as I do! And he has youth, wit, fortune, comeliness-every attribute that could attract a woman while I''-
 Why should I hesitate? I might, it Is true cease to love her, but l could never forget that I had loved. Fate 1t can have been nothing eise-has placed in my hands sufficient quan- tity of Us blood for my purpose and with 1t I have Wade a culture of the microbe of dislike. while with my own hearts blood am preparing the serum of affection. Heaven send an early op- portunity to inoculate my darling with them both! have been under ter rible mental strain and am physically scarcely able to handle my tubes"
 ''The opportunity has come! I have applied both the preparations to my darling liberally-lavishly! Unless all my science is at fault shall shortly be a happy man. Poor T., l feel genuinely sorry for him. yet cannot reproach myself"
 Something has gone wrong. called upon Miss M. tonight and was received most frigidly. Indeed. she intimated rather broadly that she ex- pected another guest. Of course, took the hint and left. From across the street I saw J. enter!'
 Gracious Heaven. what a blunder! have convinced myself, of the cause of 1t all. In preparing the two cul- lures with which to inoculate Miss M.. in some inexplicable manner I got my microbes mixed!"
 As soon as I have enumerated my own unfortunate inoculation I leave to study the mosquitoes of the Klon- dike region. Cards are out for the marriage of Miss M. and J. in June !"