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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
GsIas Gelai GaIax

The latest El Dorado is reported to be an
Nome City. Beach, Alaska. Thousands Of
people are fastening there, many Of whom
return broken in health OF what avail is
gold when health is gone? Guard your
health with the best Of all medicines, Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. IL will rerulate
the bowels. stu. up the liver, invigorafe the
kidneys. and absolutely cure Indigestion.
constipation. malaria, chills and fever. FPS
good medicine to keep on hand.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
One Coming.

Gould you tell me the meaning of the
word 'cataclysm?" he asked of the street
car passenger who was folding up his news
paper.
Are you going to ride two or three blocks
farther" was queried in reply.
Yes, sir
'Then you'll see one. The conductor has
carried that sharp-nosed woman two streets
past where she wanted to get off already,
and she'll wake up soon and start a cata.
clysm that'll probably jump the car RICH:
oil the track!"-Washingto Post
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
The way of the world.

4The people who are so willing to
throw old shoes at couple when they
get married" remarked the Observer
of Events and Things, ..are the very
ones who are content to throw moth
ing but insinuations at the same cou-
pie when they get divorced. -Yon.
kers Statesman.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
No Accident.

Foreman (coroner's jury)-Wal, we
brought in a verdict that Bill come to
his death from natural causes.
Citizen-I thought he blew down a
gun-barrel to see if it was loaded?
Foreman-He did. But Bill was such
natural-born dunn fool it was only
natural for him to die some sech way
as thati-Puck
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

"You are verbose" he said. by way
of criticism.
Unfortunately" she said, 81 have to
be-"
Naturally he was curious.
"One must live up to ones reputa.
tion," she explained, land you know
the reputation of my sex. 1t is very
trying to have a record to maintain"
Chicago Post.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
Encouraged.

Jane-.It is always a surprise to me what
lot of homely women get married
Bertha-No doubt it is a reflection that
gives you a great deal of encouragement
dear.-Boston Transcript.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
How to Make Home Happy.

A recent purchase of a, two-douar palm,
sickiy and frail, carried in its train de
mand for a seven-dollar jardiniere and a
three-do!lar taburette. The fire must now
be kept up nights for it, and every time the
owners husband passes the palm he shakes
a fist at it.-Atchison Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Jack-"Don't you think that woman, as a
rule, prefers man who is her master?
Ethel-'Not at all. She prefers one who
thinks he iS.'-Smart Set.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Husband returning from his first ascent
in balloon)-Just think of it, Alice, as
cended $4,000 feet in the air.
Young Wfe-And you brought back moth
ing for me!-Fliegende Blaetter.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

All men that are ruined are ruined on
the side of their natural propensities.-
Burke.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

No person is interesting enough to make a
call lasting over an hour. Everywhere you
go you hear tales about people who stay too
long.-Atchison Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Considering the way a woman will de
celve herself, a man has very little right to
complain if she deceives him too.-N. Y.
Herald
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

You cannot be cheerful if you have dys
pepsia. You won't have dyspepsia if you
chew ''White's Yucatan."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
He Knew.

The politicians wife was startled by a
sound below stairs.
John" she cried, there's a robber in
the house."
"The house." replied John. whats the
matter with the senatey That's worse
Philadelphia Press.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

The best is the cheapest Carriers Ink is the
Best, yet it costs no more than the poorest
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

l am sure Pisos Cure for CONSUMPTION
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N Y,
Feb H. 1900.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

A man can sometimes correct almost any
bad impression by simply paying his debts
-Atchison Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Never mention your own faults; other
will attend to it for you.-Chicago Dahl,
News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

If you wish to have beautiful, clear whit,
clothes, ask for Red Cross Bali Blue. Re
fuse limitations
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

But" she protested, your fashions are
not at all Partisan, although you advertise
the latest hints from Paris" "Ah," replied
the ladies' tailor, that refers to the prices"
baltimore American
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Red Cross Ball Blue is the best in the
world. Large 2 OF. package costs cents.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30
The Best Prescription Tor Chile

and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine
in tasteless form, No cure-no pay. Price,
Soc
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Do you not know lot of favortes, and
wonder at the taste of the eople?-Atchi-
SON Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

would set your cap for Mr.. Hall. He is evi-
IDENTIFY an easy catch" Miss Chorister-
Easy catch is no name for him. He has
been an epidemic in our set for ten years. -
Denver News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Explosions of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

If it were not for the morrows and thu
Yesterdays the world would be very pleas
ant place in which to spend to-day.-Town
Topics
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Worse than a bloody hand is hard
heart.-Shelley
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

PUTNAM FApELEss DIES are fast to sun
light, washing and rubbing. Sold by all
druggists
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

When man is found brave enough to re-
buke gossip it means that he has already
heard it.-Atchison Globe
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

;. A boaster is next door neighbor to {
har.-Chicago Daily News
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

=, Charms strike the sight, but merit wins
the soul.-Pope.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Gaylord-~Glad to have met you, old
boy; come up and see me some time y
Meeker-"I declare, it's too bad; it will be
impossible for me to come then; Pve an en-
gagement elsewhere. So sorry. boston
Transcript
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

ssWas there much applause at the frst
production of your play ?? was asked of the
young playwright. Well, yes, the cam
did fellow replied A great deal Of enthu-
siasm was manifested during the delay be-
fore the curtain rose. Town Topics.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Indian Languages in McKee,.
Eleven Indian languages are SIN
speken in Mexico.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money il it fails to cure. 25c.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

Criteek-eThat western Napoleon of
finance whom you have written up in to-
days paper must be man of enormous
longevity" Editor-Why! Criteek-
81, 600 COO in as many years. - Philadelphia
Record
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

You hear a great deal about the comfort
a man gets in looking over his books. 1t is
the average experience that whenever a
man looks over his books he finds one miss
ing and gets mad because he can't remember
who borrowed it.-Atchison Globe.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1901-01-30

The Tramp-ssI ten yer cant git along
Is years ago" The HIM! An
what's the causegn The Tramp Why, d
perfession i oyererowded. Town TopicR
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Hello Girl Is Doomed.

A Yankee invention is about to
knock out all the telephone girls.
Each person does his own switching
and no one can hear what ne says
to another. If the line is busy a
buzzer prevents him from saying or
understanding what is said. The
system has been tried in New Brad
ford and works to a charm. There
is but one person at the central sta
tion and she can walk around the
block at any time and not put stop
to the use Of the phones. In that
city the new invention has already
cat down the prices of the phones
to users SO per cent.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22

Allow me to say few words in praise
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. I
can recommend it with utmost confid-
ence. 1t has done good work for me
and will do the same for others. had
very severe cough and cold and feared
would get pneumonia, bnt after taking
the second dose of this medicine felt
better, three bottles Of it cured my cold
and the pains in my chest disappeared
entirely. am most respectfully yours
for health, RALPH s. MEYERS. 64-Thirty-
seventh St., Wheeling, w. Va. For
sale by F. A. Lyman. the druggist.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
A Pleasant Way to Travel,

The most delightful route of
travel to TIE East is by way of Satt
Lake City-the city of the Saints
and the Rio Grande Western and
Denyer and Rio Grande roads. This
route not only carries the passenger
in view of the most magnificent
scenery on the continent, but it also
provides for stop-over on railroad
and Pullman tickets at quaint and
picturesque Salt Lake City, Glen
wood Springs, Manitou, Denver,
etc. Through Pullman Palace and
Ordinary Sleepers, Free Reclining
Char Cars aud a Perfect Dining
Car Service via this route to Den
yer, Omaha, Kansas City, st. Louis
and Chicago. Personally conducted
weekly tourist excursions. For
printed matter, rates, ETC., inquire
of Geo. w. Heintz- Asst. General
Passenger Agent, Salt Lake City.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Another Hair Brain.

According to q dispatch from Dan
bury, Connecticut, DIR. Annie X.
Bailey, a prominent physlcion, be-
lieves the day of Judgment is at
hand. She bases her opinion that
something remarkable is about 10
happen because. she declares, beginn
ing on Dec. 9 and continuing until
the 26th, the sun ard all the planets
will be In a direct line, and the earth
will be alone on one side of sun and
all the planets on the other side, as
they were in the days of Noah and
the flood. DIR. Bailey says THAI
from the time that God said of the
sun, moon and stars, 'sLet them be
signs" remarkable astromisal phe-
nomenA have attended all great
events Old The Garth.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
The Children.s Friend.

For coughs. Group. bronchitis, grip
and other wiuter complaints One Minute
Cough Cure never fails, Pleasant to the
taste and perfectly safe, 6. B. George,
Winchester, Ky: "Our little girl was
attacked with Group one night and SO
hoarse she could hardly speak. We
gave her few doses of One Minute
Cough Cure. 1t relieved her immediate
~. When she awoke next morning she
had no signs of hoarseness or Group. +.
A. Lyman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22

II have taken KodOl Dyspepsia Cure
and never used anything that did me
the good that did" says County Physi-
clan Geo. w. Scroges, Hail county. Tia.
.'As q physician have prescribed II
with the hest results" Ii food remains
in YOUR stomach undigested it decays,
To prevens this by dietsng means sfarsa-
ton. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what YOU eat. You need suffer ne'thes
dvspepsia nor starvation, F. A. Lyman
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
That Throbblng Headache

Would quickly leave you, II you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
Of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for sickan Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and build up
your health. Only % cents. Money
back II not cured. Sold by Bitter Bros.
Drug Co.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Great Luck OF an Editor.

For two years all efforts to cure Ec.
zem@ ia the palms of nay hands failed"
writes Editor II. n. Lester. Vt Syracuse.
Kan. then | was wholly cured by
Bucklen's Arnica Salye." It's The
worlds best for Eruptions. Sores and
all skin diseases. Only -25c at Ritter
bros. Drug Go.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22

handled makes them a most danger
GUS plaything. TSe EXAMINER would
advise the boys to be careful in
handling these darts lest some boy,
is made blind by their use. -
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
That "OxersAargea. ra~iInx.

Electricity In the atmosphere az.
fects your system" said the scientins
physician. YES" said the patient.
who had paid SD for two visits. Il
agree with you there: there are tsmea
when one feels overcharged."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Brandy Compartment Ia Prnyer-book.

a prayer-oook was recently lost by
an elegantly dressed lady In a Berlin
confeetiOueris, and found--to the dis
gust OF the loser. The book had three
compartments-one for prayers, one
Tor sweets and one for-brandy.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Rellaasae and ( zen tie.

There are pills and pills. You want =
piii Which is certain, thorough and
gentle. Mustn't grippe DeWitt's Little
Early RiseYs Gil the til1. Purely vege-
able DO not force bat assist the bowels,
+. 4. Lynusa-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
Business For Sale.

A tirst-class well established. good
paying insiness for sale ba Mont
pellcr. Sickness ca.ase OF owner
die2osing. Apply 81 the ExAMis1s&
Office. 81
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-11-22
A Dangerous Piaything.

DIR. Poynter was called Q" th'S
week to treat boy, who had been
shot in the eye with dart These
shooting darts" have been mach
in evidence among the boys, and the
reckless way IN which they are
The Wilmington daily Republican., 1901-12-12
II HENRY IRVING.
ELLEN TERRY

said Irving, 'is almost always unnat-
ural off. 1t is the appearance of ma
ture, not nature ITSELF that we have to
present" Then he cited case in
point:
Il remember when I began my man
aSement of the Lyceum in 1878 with
Hamlet and when Miss Ellen Terry
first came among US and gave 10 The
world the most fair Ophelia 1 was un-
able to rehearSe much in London, hay
ing engagements in the country, and
having Il new Horatio in our cast. Il
modern young actor, | came up to town
one day 10 go over his part with him.
In fact ] was a little fdgety and could
not resist tho impulse 10 hear him.
Well, we met in these rooms. and after
reading over his part, which he wished
m" to do. | said: Nov, you try ii. III
he the Ghost SO he began. and what Il
surprise it vast As Horatio he apos-
irnph!zcd me in the most cool, familiau
drawing room conVersal innal style pos
Siblc to imagine. | was aghast. No,
no. cried. stop Consider the situa-
tion-its thrills of horror. the Sublin,ly
of the supernatural oh, yes, he re-
Piled. but how am to do it" tSn't
Aou understand it?' ! asked. Try
again He did, stili the SAM" again
and again. ! made my return journey
The Wilmington daily Republican., 1901-12-12
CuENAI.IEN TO COME AGAIN.

Albert Chevalier. the English variety
performer, may come to New York
again within a year. Notice ii is said
New York. and not America. The COS
ter singer had ample experience with
those portions of The United States out
side of New. York on his previous visit
some six years agn--cnoush to last him
and those who managed him life
time. He has not forgotten and is not
likely to allow to fade from his men,
ory the apathy with which he was met
in the other cities.
The prOvincials seemed to regard this
artists character work much as jokes
from Punch. Only in Chicago. outside
of New York. was he received with
anything like enthusiasm. and even
there it was chiefly the press who aG-
cepted his performance al its full value.
Chevalitr Is to 80 to Australia next
season and has about arranged with
George c. Tyler of Liebler & Co for u
series Of appearances here on his way
TO that remote corner of the earth.
They will be made at some music hall
or vaudeville house and will not cover
"A period Of more than a fortnight.
Tyler was interested in the tour made
by Cncvalier after the singers success
at Roster l. Balls, New York. When
in England recently. he spent several
days with the artist. during which time
Chevalier sang for him several new
character songs. These. Mr.. Tyiep
says, surpass those which the English
man with the French name made iay
miiar to New Workers.
The Wilmington daily Republican., 1901-12-12
SOME BASEBALL. DATES,

Professional baseball was first organ-
lied in lS76,.and from that time to 1891
National league membership WAS
changed almost every year. During
those sixteen years of baseball uncer-
tainty the circuit was determined from
year to yen,.
Between 1876 and 1891 the National
league. operating as- an eight club or
eanization except in 1877 and 1873, when
it consisted OF six clubs only. on differ
ent occasions admitted to membership
Hartford, Louisville, Providence Mil
waukee. Buffalo Troy, Syracuse,
Worcester. Drt.oit, Kansas City. Wash
ing ton, Pittsbug and Brooklyn. Of The
above Pittsburg and brooklyn We're the
only cities represented in the league at
th" time OF ama!safrltiun. st. Louis,
New York, Cincinnati Indianapolis and
Cleveland were tWir" represented in
the league during that period, and all
excepting Indianapolis and st. Louis.'
were members Wi.n the prescn, ALI
ance was formed. Hnston and Chicago
We're the only two cities in the league
that held ronlihu"uS membership. II
Clubs in those days fell by the way
side from necessity, influenced by the
conditions then exislili,,, and not from
choice. Eighteen chgnCcs, Involving
the dropping or admission of-thirty-six
clubs in sixteen years, representing
nineteen different cities Illustrate fully
The fisk and uncertainty attending the
sport and furnish "A reason. why it
has been difficult to finance u ball club
except in the most favored cities. Cul-
pl" with this the war of 1851 With the
Union association. the disastrous con-
hicl with the brotherhood of 1890 in
which the losses We're over Il million
dollars, and the war of -eXterminatiOn
in 1891 between the league and the
American association costing perhaps
half as mut h more. preripit ated by II
ralry for territory or from what some
people are pleased to call baseball COM
petition. and the motive will be found
for The amalgamalip ion uf 1891.
This amalsamalon was followed by
years of bad management and sacri-
icing, OF the game. with the present
war of the leagues AS a logical cut.
come
The Wilmington daily Republican., 1901-12-12
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DISCS l'ECl LlANITIES,

Eleanora Duse, the famous ltaliap
actress, is peculiarly nervous. When
she is not at rehearsals or acting, she
spends her time in perfect rest. She
receives no one except old friends, and
only a few OF these. She has a LADY
companion. who arranses her journeys
and engages rooms in the hotels This
ladr sees that buses rooms are at the
back of the hotel and that, If possible
they look ont on garden. She cannot
bear street sounds and sights. The
changing ct car gong sets her crazy
The furnishing of her rooms is impors
tanl. There must be no pictures or busts
about; nothing to disturb her highly
wrought. asthetic sensiblities. Every
thing must be scrupulously clean, see
we're, quiet. She never goes out walks
ing and is Iidiculously careless about
her toilet and her personal appears
ance except on the stage.
The Wilmington daily Republican., 1901-12-12
A JOKE on IRVING.

Years ago, when Sir Henry Irving
was playing in Chicago during one OF
| his earlier tours, dinner was given in
MS honor by a number of actors, news
paper men and others of stage tastes.
One of the hosts was Henry Dixey, who
in the course of the evening was called
upon TO add to the entertainment With
a perfect imitation of Irvlng's best trag.
lc manner, he rccted Three blind mice,
see how they rum"
The mcrriment about the table was
conVusire until 1t was perceived that
Irving was not taking The bun lesuue for
he Joke 1t was meant and was plainly
SHOW ing his discontinue. The abaehed
Lixey eXtricated himself as best he
could, and the guest of the evening was
tactfully restored to good humor. The
story got out. however, and Travelled
TO England where the friends Of Irving
did not see any Joke in 1t.
Meanwhile an irving burlcsuue was
one OF the most popular bits in "Adon-
is. and when Diyey went to London a
few seasons later he kept the hurlesuue
in place. No sooner did he present it
than he was attacked with display Of
bitterness by several papers and accus-
ed OF holding Irving up 10 ridicule. The
Chicago incident also came in for a
new relation, and Mr.. Dixey lost pop.
ularily.
After a long absence from London
AIR, DiNey recently went there TO ac-
cept post in the company Offering
'liush Morton McClcllan's musica /
piece, THE Whrl of the Town" The
years, however, had not been enough
TO drown British memory, and several
of the notices. which announced Mr..
DiScy's engagement spoke of him as
the player who Extensively caricatured
Sir Henry Irving number of years
ago"