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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
A SUBSTITUTE FOR SWEARING
Guess the Answers and Forget the
Weather.

Amerlcus people with time to spare
from discussions of the weather can
ponder upon these Jokelets, which
just now are creating mirth among our
cousins over the sea.
Why did the sausage roll? Because
1t saw the apple turn over.
Why did the fly fly? Because the
spider spider.
Why did the lobster blush? Be-
cause he saw the salad dressing.
Why did the fire fly? Because she
saw the match safe.
Why was the Venetian blind? Be-
: cause the circular saw.
How did the cake walk? The clam
J chowder how.
Why did the tobacco pIug2 Be-
cause he saw what the cigar-et
Why wasn't Shamrock second? Be-
cause she was built in nineteen hun
dred and one.
What made Charing Gross? Because
Strand ran into it; also, 1t could not
teach Westminster bridge and hated
to see Trafalgar square.
Why is Russell Sage? Because he
gives Henry Clews.
Gan the sardine box2 No, but the
tomato can.
Why did the dry goods box? Be.
cause it saw the bargain counter.
When was the jugular vein? When
it saw the proud flesh
Why did the side walk? Because
the elevated road.
Why did the brandy smash? To
make the bartender.
Why did the steeple-chase? To give
the pool room.
Why was Rider Haggard? Because
he had to Marie Corelli.
Why did the coal scuttIe? Because
the chimney fue.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
A Cure for Summer Complaint.

Summer Complaint is unusually
prevalent among children this season.
A we'll developed case in the writer's
family was cured last week by the time
ly use of Chamborlain's Colo, Cholera
and DiarrhOea Remedy-one of the best
patent medicines manufactured and
which is always kept on hand at the
home of ye scribe. This is not intend
ed as free puff fer the company, who
do not advertise with us, but to benefit
little sufferers who may not be within
easy access of physician. No family
should be without bottle:of this medi-
cine in the house, especially in sum-
notwithstanding, Iowa, Journal.
For sale by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
A wise man avoidssextremes-e speci-
ally those of wasps and hornets.
The Same Old Story.

J. A. Kelly relates an experience
similar to that which has happened in
almost every neighborhood in the
United States and has been told and re-
told by thousands of others. He says:
"Last summer had an attack of dys-
ente,y and purchased bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Rem edy, which I used according to d.
rections and with entirely satisfactory
results The trouble was controlled
much quicker than former attacks
when | used other remedies" Mr.
Kelly is we'll known citizen of Hen.
derson, N. @. For sale by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

FRESH maple sugar.
HUDsoN's DRUG STORE.
Hard times and hot weather have no
effect upon the big volume of travel
this way. All trains via Americus are
filed daily.
Another picnic will take place at
Holly Springs on Friday, August end,
just one week hence. Bear it IN mind
We hungry.
General Supt. Theodore Kline, of the
Central System, was in Americas yes
terday, leaving in the afternoon upon a
trip to Columbus.
Alderman Mitchell wants the belt on
a melon weighing So pounds, but Mar
shall Feagir, melon expert, demands
arrest of Judgment.
A barbecue out in the neighborhood
of Plains today will serve to attract a
few of the unfed in Americus towards
the feshpots there,
Several Americus Tourists who
haye suffered recently at the summer
resorts because it was fashionable, are
coming home for comfort
The Supreme Court took recess
yesterday until the first week in Octo.
Der. Justice Fish may spend part OF
his vacation in Americus.
The cessation of the strike here and
return of the machinists to work is q
matter of qualification to the men as
we'll as the general public.
The shipments of peaches from
Georgia was ninety cars yesterday and
eighty-tiye the day before. They will
soon go in hundred lots daily.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
& r. - T % R Y "a.
ears the II The Kind You Have Always BOugh
s1 sr &e(zAZzezM
Love intoxicates man and marriage
makes him sober.
Cures Blood Poison and Cancer.

Eating sores, sweII1ngs, falling hair,
mucous patches, ulcers, scrofula, ach
ing bones and joints, itching skin,
boils, pimples, etc, by taking Botanic
Blood Balm (B. B. B made especially
to cure malignant blood and skin
troubles. B. b. B. heals every sore
and makes the blood pure and rich.
Over 1000 cures of worst and most OBJ
stinate cases by taking B. B. B. Drug
gist 81. Describe trouble and trial bot
tie sent free by writing to Blood Balm
Co., Atlanta, Ga,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
White Man Turned Yellow,

Great CONSERVATION was felt by the
friends of NJ. A. Hogarty of Lexington,
KY, when they saw he was turning yell
low. His skin slowly changed color, also
his eyes, and he suffered terribly. His
malay was Yellow Jaundice. He was
treated by the oest doctors, but without
benefit. Then he was advised to try
Electric Bitters, the wonderful Stomach
and Liver remedy, and he writes: CATER
taking two bottles L was wholly cured "
A trial proves it's matohless merit for
all Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles.
Only SOC, Sod by E. j. Eldridge, Drug
gists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
The Imperial library in Paris has
twenty six books printed on white silk.

81 wish to truthfully state to you and
the readers of these few lines that your
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure il without ques-
ton, the best and only cure for dyspepsia
that I have ever come in contact with
and | haYe used many other prepare
TONS" John Beam, Middlesex, Pa. No
preparation equals Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure as it contains all the natural diges-
tants. 1t will digest all kinds of food
and can't help but do you good. w. A.
Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
g - - x II = "A.
Bears the The Kind You Have Always BOugG
signature 1s N>MHNzzx
Reward offered.

GEoR COUNTY.
Board of Commissioners of Roads and
Revenues, July Term, 1901.
Whereas, on the 7th day of June,
1901, one, Tom Stapleton, an old negro
man of this county, was waylaid near
Preston and foully murdered by some
person unknown to us. Now, in order
to apprehend the guilty party if pos.
sible, we will pay reward of Fifty
Dollars to the person or persons for
he arrest of the murderer with evil
dence to convict, and the clerk of this
Board is hereby ordered to publish
this order in The Americas Times-Re-
corder. - 81
Given under our hands and official
signatures, this July End, 1901
j. r, STAPLETON,
j. Ell. CANTRELI,
M. j. LEvERETT,
Commissioners.
A true copy of the original order of
record. GEO e. THORNTON, Clerk.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

DR.. Geo. Ewing, a practicing physi-
clan of Smiths Grove, KY, for over
thirty years, writes his personal expert
ence with Foley's Kidney Cure. "For
years have been greatly bothered with
kidney trouble and enlarged PROSTATE
gland. 1 used everything known to the
profession without relief, until I was
induced to use FOLEY's KIDNEY CURE.
After using three bottles was entirely
relieved and cured. [ prescribe it now
daily in my practice and heartily recon-
mend it's use to all physicians for such
troubles, for can honestly state have
prescribed it in hundreds of cases with
perfect success" John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
heartburn.

When the quantity of food taken is
too large or the quality too rich, heart
burn is likely to follow, and especially
so if the digestion has been weakened
by constipation. Eat slowly and not too
freely of easily digested food. Masti-
cate the food thoroughly. Let six
hours elapse between meals and when
you feel fullness and weight in the
region of the stomach after eating, in
dicating that you have eaten too much,
take one of Chamberlafn's Stomach and
Liver Tablets and the heartburn may
be avoided. For sale by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve should
be promptly applied to outs, burns and
scalds, 1t soothes and quickly heals the
injured part. There are worthless coun-
terfeits, be sure to get DeWitt's. w. A.
Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
a WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
Something New Under The Sun,

All doctors have tried to cure CAT
ARR by the use of powders, acid gases,
inhailers and drugs in paste form. Their
powders dry up the muOuous membranes
causing them to crack open and bleed.
The powerful acids used in the inhailers
have entirely eaten away the same mem
branes that their makers have aimed to
cure, while paste and ointments cannot
reach the disease. An old and expert
enced practitioner who has for many
years made close study and speciality
of the treatment of CATARRH, has at
last perfected Treatment which when
faithfully used. not only relieves at
once, but permanentlycure OATARRH,
by removing the cause, stopping the dis
charges, and curing all Inflammation. 1t
is the only remedy known to science that
actually reaches the afflicted parts.
This wonderful remedy is known as
"SN UFFLES the GUARANTEED Ca
TARH CURE and is sold at the ex-
tremely low price of One Dollar, each
package containing internal and exter-
nal medicine sufficient for full months
treatment and everything necessary to
its perfect use.
"SNUFFLES' is the only perfect
CATARRH CURE, ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and dis
gusting disease. It cures all inflammation
quickly and permanently and is also
wonderfully quick to relieve HAY .FE-
YER or COLD in HEAD.
OATARRH wnen neglected often
leads to CONSUMPTIO -SNIFFLES
will save you if you use it at once. 1t is
no ordinary remedy, but complete
treatment which is positively guaran-
teed to cure CATTARRH in any form or
stage if used according to the directions
which accompany each package. Don't
delay but send for it at once, and write
full particulars as to your condition, and
you will receive special advice from the
discoverer of this wonderful remedy re.
garding your case without cost to you
beyond the regular price of SUPPLIES
the GUARANTEED CATARRH
CURE"
Sent prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt Of
! One Dollar: Address Dept. D. 394
EDWIN B. GILES 6 COMPANY, 233(
and 1882 Market St., Philadelphia.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

You can never cure dyspepsia by diet
ing. What your body needs Ia plenty OF
good food properly digested. Then il
your stomach will not digest it Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure will. 1t contains all OF
the natural digestants hence must digest
every class of food and SO prepare it that
nature can use it in nourishing the body
and replacing the wasted. tissues, thus
giving life, health, strength, am bition
pure blood and good healthy appetite
w. A. Rembert,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
Disease relieved in six hours by 'New
Great South American Kidney Cure. y
It is great surprise on account of its
exceeding promptness in relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back, in male
or female. Relieves retention of water
almost Immediately, If you want
quick relief and cure this is the RENE.
dy. Sold by e. J. Eldridge, druggist,
Americas, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
HAS STOPPED THE WRESTLING.
Engines No Longer Create Uproar at
Night.

A bulletin paoted in the Seaboard
shops in Americus calls attention to
the code of whistle signals in vogue,
and announces a suspension of fifteen
days for any violation thereof, For
some time past the iudiscriminate
whlstIlng of engines during the hours
of night, as they came into the yards
here, proved a source of annoyance.
In future there will be none of 1t.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
Rheumatism Cured in a Day,

"MYSTIC CURE" for RHEUMA-
TISM and Neuralgia radically cures
in to 8 days. It's action upon the
system is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. rs cents,
Sold by E, J. Eldr1dge druggist
Americas. Ga. 3
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
We often see week old women an
week-old babies.
WOMAN,S RIGHTS.

Woman's first inallenable right is free
dom from headache, nervousness and
constipation, that so often make her
life miserable. The chief cause of these
troubles is stomach disorder. DIR. LOYAL
FoRD's DYsPEPTICIDE is the new and
perfect cure for these ills. John r,
Hudson,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

If you have no appetite for your meals
something is wrong with your diges-
ton, liver or bowels. PRICKLY ASH
BTTTERs cleanses and strengthens the
stomach. purifies the bowels and ere.
ates appetite, vigor and cheerfulness.
DR.. E. j. Eldridge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

IT am indie bted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my present good health and my
life. was treated in vain by doctors for
lung trouble following Iagrippe / took
One Minute Cough Cure and recov-
cred my health" MIR. E. H. Wise,
Madison, Ga. w. A. Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Jas. G. Amhertof, Della, o., writes:
81 had an obstinate acre on my face
which everything else failed to heal,
After one application of BANNER SALvE
it began to heal and after three applica-
tons it was entirely healed, leaving no
scar" John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
Asoul occupied with great ideas best
performed small duties.
The Best Liniment For Strains.

Mr.. F, Fl. Wells, the merchant at
Deer Park, Long Island, n. Y. says:
81 always recommend Chamberlain's
Pain Balm as the best liniment for
strains, used it last winter for Sc
we're lameness in the side, resulting
from strain, and was greatly pleased
with the quick relief and cure it effect
ed" For sale by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

It is easier to keep well than get cured.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers taken now
and then. will always keep your bowels
in perfect order. They never gripe but
promote an easy gentle action. w. A.
Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
Ladies' Can Wear Shoes

one size smaller after using Aliens
ot.Ease, powder to be shaken into
the shoes. It makes tight or new shoes
feel easy; gives instant relief to corns
and bunions. It's the greatest discov-
cry of the age. Cures and prevents
swollen feet, blisters, callous and soTe
spots. Aliens Foot Ease is certain
cure for sweating, hot, aching feet. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c.
Trial package FREE by mail. Address,
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
A Poor Millionaire

Lately starved in London because he
could not digest his food. Early use of
DR.. Kings New Life Pills would have
saved him. They strengthen the stomach,
aid digestion, promote assimilation, inn
prove appetite. Price 25c. Money back
if not satisfied. Sold by E. j. Eldridge,
druggist.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

When You want modern, up-to~date
phyeic, try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price, IS cents.
Samples free at all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
Loves supposed blindness has cos
the gas company many dollar.

Those famous little pills, DeWitt's
Lutte Early Risers, compel your liver
1Du bowels to do their duty, thus giving
you pure, rich blood TO recuperate your
Touy' Are easy to take. Never grippe.
WA. Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

The piles that annoy you so will be
quickly and permanently healed if you
use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Be-
ware of worthless counterfeits. w. A.
Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Keep your system in perfect order
and you will have health, even in the
most sickly seasons. The occasional
use of PRIoKLY ASH BiTTERs will insure
vigor and regularity in all the vital or
gans. DR.. E. J. Eldridge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

NUIVS AV1VLIIa' 4UCIIHS AUHAUAS'
Through the blood by taking Botanic
Blood Balm (B B. b. which makes
the blood pure and rich, heals every
sore, scab, scale, boil or eruption, and
stops the itching of eczema. b. b. b.
cures especially, the worst and most
deep-seated cases. b. B. B. kills the
MINORS in the blood. Druggists, ST..
Describe trouble and trial bottle sent
iree by writing Blood Balm Co., At
lanta, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Itch on human cured in 80 minutes
hv WoIlford's Sanitary Lotion. rms
never fails. Sold by e. j.. Eldrldge'
druggist, AmerIcus, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
wHAr TWO GENTS WILL DO.

1t will bring relief to sufferers from
asthma or consumption, even in the
worst cases. This is about what one
dose of FoLEY's HONEY AND TAR coS'S'
Isn't it worth trial ?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
RHEUMATISM and CATARRH CURED
By
.JOhnStOn'S
Sarsaparilla
QUART BOTTLES.
IN The SHADOW OF DEATH.
QUART BOTTLES.
A whole Family Cured.

Whole Family CURED
Mrs. G. Fl. Kingsbury, who keeps
millinery and fancy goods store at sc.
Louis, Gratiot Co., Mich, and who In
well known throughout the country.
says:
tism, catarrh and neuralgia. / had
liver complaint and was very bilious:
was in bad condition; every day be-
gan to fear that should never be
well woman; that I should have to
settle down into a chronic invalid, and
live in the shadow of death. had
JOHNSTON'S SARSAPARILLA rec
commended to me. / TOOK FOUR
BOTTLES AND 1T CURED ME, and
cured my family both. / am very glad
that l heard of it. would cheerfully
recommend it to every one. have
taken many other kinds of medicine
I prefer JOHNSTON'St to all OF them
MICHIGAN DRUG co., Detroit. AAaehs
FOR SALE BY
Davenport Drug Company, Americas, Ga.
j. y. Kinard g. Co. Plains, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Mr.. John Tippis, Cotton, o., says:
stFoLEY's HONEY AND TAR cured my
little girl of severe cough and infiamed
tonsils." John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Says rural editor: eve understand
that pumpkins are very fattening for
hogs, personally we havs never given
. them a trial. "
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

The average hog isn't an expert
mathematician, but when it comes TO
examples in square.root he's strictly
in it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

A bad complexion generally results
from inactive liver and bowels. In all
such cases, DeWitt's Little Early Risers
produce gratifying results. w. A. REM
bert
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

The way to benothing is to be nothing.
Idleness never yet and never will help
you to amount to anything.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

What a noiseless world this would
be if women were as quiet all the time
as they are when it comes to telling
their age.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Experience is the pay man gets for
making fool of himself.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Appearances are often deceitful.
Many bad egg has good shell
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Women dislike to answer questions
but like to ask them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

I am at my Gallery from now on from
9 a. M, to p. m. Dinner l 20 2. En-
Iorgements with every dozen cabinets.
Miss ANNIEh PICKETT.
p ST. make q speciality OF Baby
Photos.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Men like to be laughed at for thier wit
but not for their folly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

A wise man counts his checks before
they are cashed.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

''Must" and "Ought' haYe fifty times
more stuff in them than "Might" and
Gould"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

The naughty are always the victims oil
their own rash conclusions.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

,,a An award boy ls.a chip off the old
stumbling block.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

The people are the final arb1ters in al
questions in this country.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Lovely home, Taylor Street, for sale
by M. Galloway.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

A smII man in large place is like a
gimlet in an auger hole.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Marry in haste and let your father in
law repent at leisure.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Open until eleven at night. For your
convenience. Yes, yours, Dodson's
Pharmacy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Mean time is the kind the averag
bargain counter clock keeps.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

When you have said enough shut up.
Many man keeps on boring after
striking oil and it runs out at the bot
tom.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Never Judge man by his coat. He
may have borrowed it for the occasion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Never be afraid of what is good; the
good Is always the road to what is true.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Praise woman's taste, and you may
attack her sense with impun1ty.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

There's honor among thieves es.
pecially when they hang together.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25

Better chin without beard than a
head without brains.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1901-07-25
BITS OF NEWS TOO
SHORT FOR A HEAD,
Boiled Down to Five Lines and bunch.
ed Together.
HAND MIRROR OF EVENTS HERE
Happenings in City and Suburb of
Local Interest to Be Perused at
Leisure While Your Coffee Is
Cooling.

Fresh maple sugar.
HUDsoN's DRUG STORE.