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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
GONE side
Remarks

The Julia Arthur Cheney honeymoon
is over. Julia has announced her inten-
ton of returning to the stage and Is
looking 'for a suitable Romeo" Evil
IDENTIFY Mr.. Cheney is it no more
A rash Republican contemporary as
serts that Mayor Ames is not only not
dead, as reported which we believe, but
goes further and recklessly states that
The is considerably improved and here
we draw the line. Mayor Ames improved
is unthinkable.
A Boston fresh air fiend cures con-
sumption by sleeping unprotected out of
doors in the coolest weather He saws
the consumptive changes from a hot
house plant to an oak" He forgets to
add, or incidentally to corpse
The latest crook dodge is a patent re-
movable mustache, which is pulled off
after the police start the chase. AS
time saver this is ever so much better
than getting shaved.
Pleasant sort of individuals, those Fill
ipinos. They murder anybody, soluiers,
insurrectos or relatives, in the most bar
barous way possible, then blame some
one else, so that he, too, is removed
There really seems a reasonable doubt
as to their exact value as prospective
citizens.
The Japanese may be Oriental. but
they are not slow. They have already
notified Korea that they are erecting
wireless telegraphy stations on the coast.
They will be building airship stations
next. He may be a brown man, but as
a sooner the Jap is splendid sue
cess.
1t took six judges to find out just what
Superintendent of the Poorheuse Nc
Donald was guilty of when he allowed
Fred Briggs to go out and get his teeth
filled and SO far as plain public can
make out the only conclusion they ar
rived at was that ''he mustn't do 1t
again Great Scott! How many teeth
do they think Briggs has?
Being divorced six or seven times, hay-
ing your diamonds stolen, Or celebrating
your birthday, as free advertising
schemes by the star actresses must be
relegated to the background as old,
wornout and stale when compared to
the scheme of an actor in Washington
who had a girl take poison in the main
aisle just after the curtain rose. All the
other free advertisers can now hide their
diminished heads.
Wonderful indeed is the obtuseness of
the editor of the Duluth News-Tribune
when he warns Gov Van SAINT that his
suppositious railway merger is no ener
gency calling for an extra session. WHAT
on earth has the railway, merged or
otherwise. got to do with the matter?
Doesn't the man know that some po1Itf-
clans said "no extra session, no renom-
ination?" The way things have to be
told right out in meeting to some of
these newspaper fellows is enough to
make dog strike its father.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Ross ouAr TO RETIRE

A rumor is afloat that Matt Quay will
ors to which he is eligible, and that his
failing health renders it necessary for
for the quiet of a private life for the re-
mainder of his mortal days. This is
very important if true, and if it be news,
it is good news. Should he resign now
his successor would be one of his choos-
ing--a pliable bunch of clay in the hands
of the political potter of Pennsylvania.
will run the Republican machine of the
keystone state. The value of this report
of his retirement lies in the fact that it
is a slight evidence that the time is near
when the state and nation will be rid Of
Quay and Quayism permanently.
AS a man, Matthew Stanley Quay is
not to be censured-he is the legitimate
result of the tendency of the Republican
party to machine methods Given, the
political machine and the demands for
bosses without a public conscience, and
the boss is evolved as a necessity. Platt,
in New York, and Hanna, in Ohio, with
Quay, in Pennsylvania, are the finished
production of a system which involves
the very heart of Republican political
methods.
Indiana and Wisconsin are making des-
perate efforts to make bosses of Fair
banks and Spooner; the only difficulty
which seems to lie in the way of the
complete realization of the dream of
the machines is the size of the men
their hearts are in the right place to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Fair Monday and Tuesday,
except snow t1urries in northern portion;
light to fresh southeast winds
Iowa and South Dakota-Fair Monday
and Tuesday; west winds.
Wisconsin-Fair Monday and Tuesday,
except snow hurries in extreme north
err portion; light to fresh, south to south
west winds
Nc ntana--Far Monday; colder in
northeastern portion. Tuesday fair; west
winds.
North Dakota-Fair Monday; colder in
northwestern portion. Tuesday fair:
northwest winds.
Upper Michigan-Cloudy, with snow
f1urries along north shore Monday and
Tuesday: variable winds.
ST Paul = Yesterdays observations
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, st. Paul, p. f. Lyons, observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at Z o'clock
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
AZURE. So; lowest temperature, "a; aver
age temperature, 90; daily range, II;
humidity rs; barometer, 29.97; precipita-
ton, .O5 I p. M. temperature, 25; wealth
er, clear; wind, southwest.
Tenn r1aIa tT1raS-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

PEACE CONVENTIONS And VAR.
Trouble is brewing in South America
trouble that may end in a readjust-
1nent of the political map of the con-
tinent AS the peace convention at The
Hague, which was called to devise ways
and means for the disarmament of Eu-
rope, was followed by map-destroying
wars, so the convention at the City of
Mexico, called for the purpose of plac-
ing South America on a permanent
peace footing, is likely to be the narbm-
ger of armed conflicts with far-reaching
results.
mental dominion float before the eyes
of the shoestring republic of the south;
visions of conquest that do not stop at
q trans-Andean empire but which pass
the isthmus and take in all the territory
west of the Rocky mountains. Fifteen
years ago Chile wrested from Peru and
Bolivia africa and Tacna, the Alsace and
Lorraine of South America, and has OBJ
stinately refused to make restitution.
The other Latin states note with alarm
this vaulting ambition of Chilean am
bition which openly spurns arbitration
anu which will be satisfied with nothing
that stands in the way of her dream
of empire
Argentina has openly sympathizec
with Peru and Bolivia in their quarrel
with Chile. Within the last decade ar
open rupture was barely avoided; today
it seems imminent. The ostensible cause
of the rupture will be the boundary line
between Chile and Argentina, but the
actual cause will be the necessity of
curbing the spirit of conquest growing
in Chile and the further necessity or
teaching her that treaty stipulations
cannot be disregarded with impunity.
In the disturbed condition of Colombia
and Venezuela an open rupture between
Chile and Argentina would involve the
greater part of South America. A new
deal would be inevitable, and in tnat
deal it is impossible to foretell where
the honors would fall. Germany has in
terests in Brazil and Italy and England
are closely allied nth Argentina.
War often acts as a sort of national
clearing house to adjust the overdue op-
legations of long continued peace 1t
would seem that the Pan-American con-
vention served only to bring out more
clearly the necessity for the interven-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
make superb bosses, but they are smooth


make superb bosses, but they are smooth
bores and load at the muzzle.
The Republican party never turns down
a boss If he leaves public life he either
dies in the harness, or becomes disgust
ed with his tools and resigns like the
Roman:
when his savage thirst was slaked
with blood of Rome,
Threw down the dagger, dared depart
in savage grandeur home;
Dared depart in utter scorn of men who
such yoke had borne
An incident like the retirement of Boss
Croker by the Democrats of New York
can never occur in the Republican party.
The individual members of that political
organization have transferred to the
party boss the homage accorded old time
royalty ''The boss can do no wrong
is vital tenet of their political faith.
He may do wrong as an individual. AS
rupt and contemplate, but as party
boss he is infa1lible. This is logical
from the premises of the party man. The
party is right-must be right; the boss
makes the party, ergo. it is blasphemy
to criticise the boss, and treason to de-
sert him. This was demonstrated in the
last election in Philadelphia While che
Democrats in Greater New York were
pulling their boss from his pedestal, the
lie lo
toe of the corrupt idol of Quaysylvania.
Quay may resign when Plat and Han
ma and every other Republican machine
made politician retires-not before.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Hobson the Proper Hero.

If the clique at Washington could have
their way Hobson would be the only
hero of the late war. The illustrious
records made by Dewey at Manila and
Schley at Santiago speak for themselves.
A majority of the Schley board of In
quiry criticises that gentleman quite Sc
verely but the minority speak in the
highest terms of his courageous conduct
The great jury-the American people
who have followed the case, are con-
WINGED that Schley not only performed
his whole duty, but has been greatly
imposed upon by the political influence
which dominates Washington. The naval
department has from start to finish ex-
hibited its hand of oppression and con-
domination, as shown by the division of
prize moneys-Blue Earth County Enter
prise.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
He Never viii Re pre.iden,

Mr. Hanna says he had rather be the
author OF the plan to end strikes and
bring industrial peace than to be presi-
dent. It's fine ambition, but should
Mr.. Hanna come to realize that the
conflict between capital and labor
arises over the distribution of the prod
ucts of labor, and that final and perma-
nent place necessarily can not be brought
about until labor secures the full fruits
of its toll, it is not altogether improba-
BILE that Mark will conclude that he had
rather be president than a millionaire
with a workers income.-Milwauke
News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
This Is Very, Very paynefuI.

That Wisconsin has the distinguished
honor of being represented in President
Reosevelt-s cabinet is exceedingly crafty
ing. That this honor is possible is due
alone to citizenship which can produce
men of sufficient ability. of unimpeach-
able character, of established reputation,
and of acknowledged fitness for this en-
viabie mark Of national preferment.
The privileged pleasure that is Wiscon-
sins today in the possession of this dis
tinction is heightened when we recall
haw gracefully and easily the honor falls
upon the splendid personality of the Hon.
Henry c.. Payne. of Milwaukee. = La
Crosse Republican.
How Would a Little Beer Hunt Do:
1t is said of Hon Joseph Chamberlain
that he never stands if he can sit, and
never rides if he can walk-that he takes
as little exercise as it is possible for him
to do and that he never exercises of his
own free will. This fact was pointed out
some years ago as REPUTATION Of the
idea that exercise was necessary. In
Wow of recent events in the department
of which Mr.. Chamberlain has charge the
English people might not object to his
taking little dumb-bell or India club
work. Anything for change-Grand
Forks Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
MONDAY. DEC. 80, 1901.

Senator Depew eve call him Chauncey
in New York; has been married four
times to the certain knowledge of the
public; three times to his last wife. This
seems a little unusual at first blush, but
not unusual or queer at all. Chauncey
being just three times older than his
wife it became necessary to have cere-
mony for each multiple of the brides
age To marry Sc to % at one fell swoop
was more than even French law would
sanction.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
viii Save His Arm. Too.

We believe that the decision of the
president not to hold public receptions
and to stop the old custom of hand
shaking will meet with public approval.
1t is stated that the president has been
urged to adopt this course, not because
such levees were arduous, but for the
reasons of public safety the tragic Incl
dent at Buffalo necesstating the adop-
ton of safeguards against attacks upon
the life of the chief magistrate, opportl-
nifty such as this class of public func-
ton easily affords.-Morris Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Good Ethics, but a Little Too Fine.

The newspaper which will not be con-
tent to wait until thing actually trans
plres, but must forecast it with certain
or uncertain prophecy that it will hap
pen is not only responsible for a great
wrong done itself and the public, but a
wrong done all newspapers For this very
easerness to give the news to the public
even before it happens has weakened
peoples confidence in all newspaper re-
Ports. Imagination should not be en-
couraged at the expense of accuracy in
newspaper work-Austin Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Yes, but Will 1t he obeyed,

That is an excellent rule Which Presi-
dent Roosevelt has just approved, at the
recommendation of the civil service COM
mission, under which disbursing and
auditing officers are forbidden to pay
salary or wages to persons who have
been appointed in violation of the civil
service rules. If spokesman who has
got into the civil service By under
ground methods cannot get his pay he
will be effectually starved out-Roches-
ter Post-Record
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Failure in Every way.

Failure in Every Way.
Philadelphia Ledger
The high tariff OF wool prompted the
manufacturers of cloth to exercise their
ingenuity in the way of finding cheap
substitutes for wool. They devised meth
DDS of adulterating wool with shoddy
and cotton so as to preserve fair finish
in the woven product. The Ding1ey rates
on wool were practically dictated by the
American wool growers, who sought to
handicap foreign competition and to IN
sure high prices for the domestic article.
With the greater Introduction of shoddy
and cotton the demand for wool natural
ly lesSened. The result of the high tariff
is that the consumer pays wool prices
for shoddy garments and the wool grow
er is unable to secure the large profit
that he expected to get from the IMPOSE
ton of the Dingley schedule
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
A Most Unkind Cut.

1t must be embarrassing to Judge
Winchester to have the attorney general
limiting around over the state that he
could not secure indictments in Mandan
because the court refused to countenance
his challenges against grand jurors. 1t
would prove very embarrassing position
to most men-but our judge is built on
one of those broad, firm foundations that
criticism cannot shake him.-Bismarck
Palladium
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Laid on With a Trove1.

The only objection to Congressman
Payne for cabinet position is that the
promotion will deprive the house of rep
reSentativeS Of the ablest and most up
right leader it has had for many years
AT the same time, however, he will
greatly strengthen the cabinet He is a
practical man of affairs, with broad
Western grasp-a good everyday man
with a fund of common sense and the
information necessary to apply it.-Aber-
deem News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

ton of this stern arbitrator, to read
just the differences of our southern SIS
tiers. In general South American mix
up it Will be Interesting to see the jingo
advocates of the defunct Monroe doctrine
take to cover.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
TIVE and Two 1. Fourtteen,.

Those newspaper men who are con-
graduating Pepke upon his good fortune
in winning out in the fourteen diamond
rings case would perhaps be pleased to
know that, win or lose, Pepke did not
stand to lose anything gathered from
honest toll in the army or anywhere else.
Pepke is fairly good fellow, and he is
more than fairly good poker player
Soldier boys in many cases like to play
poker. Two and two are four.-Lari-
more Pioneer
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Divers Comments
From the Northwest

You May Always "Cuss" the Court.
The conviction of the editors of the
Chicago American for contempt of court
hinged on whether the comments were
made before or after the opinion was de-
livered. Judge Dunno found that it was
afterward, and held that a judge is no
better than anyone else, and that his acts
are subject to criticism like any other
mans. Some editors should keep this de-
cision in mind when they are tempted
to say that Judge Lauder shows con-
tempt of court.-Richland County. N. D.,
Gazette
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
Admiral Schley has indie

Admiral Schley has indicated his will
ingness to allow the first of the year to
pass without calling on the president.
1T may be just as well to allow the field
free to the Sampson crowd-they will
not have very many more new years to
do their calling. Teddy may also find it
inconvenient to call on President Schley
in 1906. Who can tell?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Up to the present writing no on has
stall led the discussion IS to whether this
is the end of the first or second year of
the new century.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

bit of quiet laughing. But young Cor
son didn't mind that. He walked back
to his seat solemn as an owl. He felt
responsible for tn old gentleman making
them all wait, and he felt he'd done
what he could to keep them interested
and fill tn time.-From J. Devlin-Boss.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Gov. White, of North Dakota, refused
to join the crusade to the holyland of
Montana, organized and led by Don Van
SAINT and Sancho Douglass Will the arm
ed and plumed knight get his spear mixed
up with the arms of an irrigation wind
mill out West and come to grief as did
his prototype of ancient times?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Since the choice of William Window,
Of Minnesota, as secretary of the treas
Try by President Garfield, all the men
who have held the Office have come out of
the West. Following Window were
Charles ]. Foster, of Ohio; John G. Car
Isle, of Kentucky; Lyman J. Gage, of
Illinois, and the last is Leslie NJ Shaw,
of Iowa
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

No one has been reprimanded for con-
demning the discharge of Historian Ma
clay
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Despite the success of the purifiers in
the recent New York election, prepara-
tons are in progress for the customary
annual orgy known as the French ball.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
May Need Both.

Toledo Bee.
Senator Foraker seems to be in doubt
whether to put on his spurs or his chest
protector.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

The baseball war will be the most i'm
portant world event pending upon the be.
ginning of the new year.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

The Ohio legislature meets Wednesday,
and Senator Foraker hopes to have that
new term in his pocket in a very short
time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Ohio has gone away back and is now
sitting down, not saying word
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Dewey, Schley, Miles and Fighting
Bob" Evans have all felt the sting of
reprimand within few months. The
only men who are safe from the nagging
OF bureaucrats are those who have never
done anything and have kept their
tongues.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

It will soon be too late to resolve to
swear off Now is the time
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

The Royal italian band will be seer
in st. Paul again this week at the Peo-
pies church, concert having been ar
ranged for Monday evening, when a re-
quest programme viii be given. The
sale of seats begins tomorrow at Dyer s
music store. Next Sunday afternoon the
band will play at the Metropolitan at ;
o'clock. Tickets for the concert will be
on sale today and throughout the week
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

The Julia Arthur-Cheney honeymoon
is over. Julia has announced her inten-
ton of returning to the stage, and 1s
looking 'for a suitable Romeo" Evil
IDENTIFY Mr. Cheney is it no more
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30
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washington time q p. M, st. Paul..
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

A rash Republican contemporary as
serts that Mayor Ames is not only not
dead, as reported, which we believe but
goes further and recl1lessly states that
The is considerably improved, and here
We draw the line. Mayor Ames improved
is unthinkable.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

A Boston fresh air fiend cures con-
sumption by sleeping unprotected out Of
doors in the coolest weather He says
the consumptive changes from hot
house plant to an oak He forgets to
add, or incidentally to a corpse
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-30

Pleasant sort of individuals, those Fill
ipinos. They murder anybody, soiuiers
insurrectos or relatives, in the most bar
barous way possible, then blame some
one else, that he, too, is removed.
There really seems reasonable doubt
as to their exact value as prospective
citizens
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-26
THE Consideration
Ten MILLIONS.
TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTX-EIGHT
THOUSAND ACRES OF WEST
Va. coal LAND
CHANGED HANDS YESTERDAY.
FIVE MILLIONS HAVE BEEN TRANS
FERRED IN CASH.
The other Five Remain in New York.
But About Million and Half
VIII GO sbroad-One of the LarR-
est Deals in Our Industrial His
tory Consum mated.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa. October 25.--
Arrangements We're completed here to-
day for the transfer of 23S.624 acres of
land in West Virginia owned by the
Flat Top Land Association. of this city.
to a syndicate representing the newly
organized Pocahontas Coal & Coke
Company of New York The land was
transferred for a consideration of $780,
0uv,00o. Five millions of the purchase
money was transferred in exchange of
the Fourth National Bank. of this city.
to-day. The other $4,000 remains
in New York. where it will be utilized
In paying the stockholders of the Flat
Top Association. many of whom live
In that city. II is said that about
81, $40 GOO will be sent abroad to pay
forelgn holders of the stock of the COM
pany.
The Pocahontas Coal q Coke Com
pany was incorporated under the laws
Oh New Jersey, and Ii is stated the COM
pany was organized in the interests OF
the United States Steel Corporation.
E. A. Gary. director of the latter, Is
president of the company.