The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-10-27


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10 stay with friend ia Devo2s.s.Er
a beautiful place. Is Il natg les 50
somebody rpon his return Yes. safe
the bishop. IL is a neautifni place. u
Il were mine would pun dowa the house
ard Ill up the pond with 4. This WoU1o
remove two objections
one dav. Beau Nash joined some 1nt
ladies in q grove and. asking one o.
them. who was crooked. WIEN she came
she replied: Straight from London
''Confound me. madam" said he ihen
you must have been damnaoly warped o
the way She soon, however. had ample
revenge. The following evening he join
ed her company and. with sheer ana
bow, asked her II she knew her catecn.SIn
and could tell him the name OF 1ooit
His name sir was Nash replied the
lady. and an impudent dog re was"
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Il Is related that fletcher was more
than once the victim OF an outSpoken
London gallery god. On one occasion
in neIodrama, the tragedian was slow
" paying over a sum OF money 70 the
villain. Everything depended upon
whether he had sufficient money for the
purpose. and the paying out was most
deliberats-so deliberate. indeed. that
member of the audience. wearyinE OF the
scene. enliFened the proceedings By yell
ing. say, Mr.. fletcher. give rim a
check.
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President Harper OF the University OF
Chicago recently received the following
letter from prospective girl student at
Pecatousca. m Dear Mr. Harper: !
know Won will be pleased 70 learn that ]
have decided TO attend the university
school OF education this fall. I an going
to Chicago next Saturday on the morning
train. and as have never been in the city
before would be glad II you you'd meet
me at the depot. 7 am feet 4 inches tall,
have light hair and eyes and a pleasing
appearance. I shall wear a dark brown
travelling skirt and a blue waist. with
white yoke I think I shall know you
from your pictures. but for fear I make
a mistake. VIII you please wear your
card in your hst?'
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Andrew Lang. In Lougman's Maya
zine retelis capital story Of a Mr.. A..
who was being brought 10 the tower with
Kilmarnock and Balmerino \ block
stopped the sad cortege and lady. look
ing from a window cried. You tail
rebel" AIR. NJ was six feet FOUR YOU
viii soon be shorter by head. Does
that give YOU pleasure, madame said
Mr. N Yes il does 20 Then madame.
said aIr NJ. taking OF his hat and max
ing a low bow. Il Go not die n vain
Lady -- was moved. She made in
terest for Mr.. ~ There exists a paper
in the hand OF George the second TO this
effect: Let Lady - (the name IS
obliterated) have access 10 her tan
rebel. and be damned 10 her The royal
clemency was extended to Mr.. NJ
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Some years ago when Booker T. Wash
ingtOn went 20 Alabama. the colored peo-
pie were taking considerable interest in
politics. and they were very anxious that
he should become one Of them politically.
one man. who seemed TO have been de
signed by the others 10 look after Wash
ingtons political inclinatious, came 70
him on several occasions and said, with
q great deal OF earnestness: we want
you 10 be sure 10 vote jes' like we votes
We can't read de newspapers very much,
but we knows how 10 vote, an we wants
Won to vote les like we votes" He added
we watches the white man iii we
finds out which way the white mans
swine 10 vote. an when We nnds out
which way de white mans gwtne 10
vote den we votes xactly de other way
Den we knows ives right
y x q q
An eminent American lawyer. now de-
ceased. was sadly given 70 intoxieauop.
while a minister was holding forth on
the future punishment Of the wicked.
Fixing his eve upon the lawyer. who
was reeling near the door. the preacher
exclaimed: There stands "A sinner whom
will bear witness against the day OF
Judgment.
At this the lawyer folded his arms,
planted himself as firmly as he could
and addressing the man in the pulpit cleo
a
fashion,
'sir. have been practloing in the
criminal courts for twenty years. and
have always found that the greatest ras-
cal is the first 20 give states evidence
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George, George. mind. your hat VIII
be blown on If you lean out so far 81
the window exclaimed a fond father
10 his little son. who was travelling with
him in a railway carriage Quickly
snatching the hat from the head Of the
refractory youngster, papa hid II behind
his back.
There now. the hat IS gonet" he cried.
pretending 10 be angry. And George I'M
mediately set UP a howl. After time
the father remarked:
Come. be quiet. II 7 whistle your nat
VIII come back again.
Then he whistleG. and replaced the hat
on the boys head There, It's bark
again. you see" Afterwsrd. while papa
was talking 10 mamma. A small. shrlh
voice was heard saying.
..Papa. papa. I've thrown my hat out
OF the window Whistle again. VIII
you?
Registration for the New York CITY
campaign. though IT. Is Vcry serious
business both 10 the earnest citizen and
VII
Most Of the Registration boards get q
few minutes ~ fun ont ~ their long and
hard DAYS work Here is q lyrical in-
eident. An Irish workman. without
whole garment on hls body, his old fslt
hat crushed into q shareless mass bug
with a rosy and smiling face. siolched
mn 10 the table and gave his name aad
address Where were You born vas
the next question lie looked an around
the room. bestowed q comprehensive wink
on ever one present. art f1eu almost
shouted County Mayo &c - ~ were q
great foke. Where cid you become cit-
izeng- Tn Coort ~ Common Pieas.'
IS, hem II dinnaw, twelve gears ago.
I guess What part ~ the year,
Just befure ELECTION time. What aye
zEz
A group - bright-lookirg neEFhcrs
boa aed Jerersoa avenue cay ~ Wool
ward near Detroit They Were fuH n
business and trade gossip. ard frDri
their talk lt Was gican-l tfaf tfey Were
fcrsakirR thelr usual calling for fhe cay
20 90 Ont % Crosse po.nfs 81 acf ~ ri-
dies for TIRE golfers There was goo
zeal - dis~lssl9n ~ 90 ere merits ara ae-
merits ~ cstd5as which ea7 ffel
Is the conductor rcuinF o. coasct ierfe
TIE b7Ts hgrrf-f'y eDed iatp tset-
rockets bat the srlartll-t--e - f
the grsrr zrticlrstei tr@ cfla- - ee
ping forward ard han1'rg t.e c9adactaf
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