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The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
THE JAUNTING CAR.
The Irish "0utSide Coach" Coming
into Fashion at the Seaside,

The jaunting-car is winning its way
into the hearts-and carriage houses
of fashionable folk, and Newport and
Narragansett will see more than one
of these queer, uncomfortable-look
vehicles, which are, when one knows
them, as exhilarating in effect as most
things Irish.
A few years ago the Thomas Hitch
cocks logged around Newport clinging
TO the centreboard of one Of these boats
on wheels-how Irish, to be sure!--
and assured all anxious inquirers that
they really liked the motion and that
it didn't remind them Of crossing the
channel a bit. In the jaunting-car one
really gets carriage exercise as the
delicate creatures Of long ago used to
call their lazy promenades in yictprias
and laudaus.
One Is not shut of or Sheltered"
from sunshine and air on any side in
the iaunting-car, and one does not have
to sit up and behave with the dig
nifty Of a footman as one has to do in
high cart The jaunting.car permits Of
the informality Of attitude beloved OF
the mas with pipe on his way to his
favorite fishing pond OF the boys and
girls on their way to the beach, and
Of the athletic woman whs, after
whachng golf balls all day, feels the
need Of something TO lean" on when
she is being whirled home from the
links.
The rOllicking, free-and-easy moGon
Of the Iaunting-car is said to be an in.
fallible tonic for the liver. and only
those who have sampled the "ca-ar'
can fully appreciate its delights. To
sit on either side Of the open car and
drive along at top speed especially
on summers day-one Of The most
pleasurable experiences imaginable.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

This Captain Cobaugh, who has the
knack of hooking on to people, who
will, in turn, hook him to an office,
las hooked himself to Secretaries
Spaulding and Taylor. That is, he
plays whist with them, and catches
every little crumb of information that
falls from their lips, and let's it be
known to all with whom he comes in
contact, which adds very immensely in
his opinion to his importance. Indeed,
we think ourselves, it does. We do not
understand how such things can be.
This gives Captain Cobaugh inside in
formation of the grindings Of the De-
partment machine, and in his strut
and swagger through the corridors of
the Department, it makes those who
love to crook "the pregnant hinges of
the knee where thrift may follow
fawning' a chance to do so. Captain
Cobaugh enjoys himself immensely
when he leans back and says, with a
swing of his head: Taylor looked aw-
full sour when Spaulding and | gave
him a drubbing," or "Spaulding hates
to be beaten by Taylor and l." The
poor subordinates of the Department,
whom he is relating these conquests in
social honors and cards to, of course
attaches that Importance to Cobaugh
in proportion to his associations, and
bows down and worships, He rs a
great wriggleC and immense in hook
ing himself onto influential people,
but he has never been able to hook on
to Secretary Gage or Assistant Secre-
fn fvun n
read their man and size him up at his
intrinsic value. OF course, there are
things about his past known to us that
will not be known to them unless Cap
tain Cobaugh rushes the fight There
was a publication concerning him in
one of our leading newspapers, which
might open the eyes of some people to
this social lion and ehum of Secreta-
ries that perchance might make them
hang out a card on their doors, mot
at nome,' to him. Lyman is his man,
and he, Cobaugh, DR.. Land, and John
son make a team that can down any
poor aspirant for Department honors
and make their hearts sick unless they
win them over. The rebels Cobaugh
did not kill during that little unpleas-
antness, he annihilates by his hatred.
A Southerner, or man with the least
taint of Democracy, he loathes to vOm-
itiRg, though he married a Southern
woman and has voted the Democratic
ticket As for his army record, we
have not looked that up yet, and re-
serve this for future treatment. We
hope we will find it like a huge .blaz-
ing comet of tremendous size, to which
the stars did reverence as IL passed
athwart the page, Of the army records.
Cobaugh hates Secretary Gage and eX-
Assistant Secretary Vanderlip with all
the immense power and force of his
great nature because they would not
even touch him with boat-hook. Still
he is a power in the treasury Depart
ment, hooked on TO Lyman, Johnson,
De Land and some others we will no
tice later on.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
THE NAVY YARD.
The Globe Will be Pleased TO Hear
Often from "MachiniSt,"
EDITOR GL0BR

EDITOR GL0BR:
Having perused your estimable pa
per with a great deal of interest, | take
the liberty to write about the Navy
Yard, Of which l have seen very little,
in fact, almost nothing in your col
umns. The International Association
OF Machinists (the union) had to fight
every inch of their road TO procure for
those who work in that branch Of the
Governments workshops following a
trade that is not free from danger, fif-
teen (15) days leave per annum with
pay.
Now that they have won, in as fair
and honorable a struggle as ever was
fought, an insignificant commander
Issues an order that no less than five
days leave will be granted at oneytlme
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

There is a man named Moxley who
resides at 1880 G st. N. E., who is the
victim of the prejudice which exists in
the Departments against the old SOL
der" said an indignant friend of the
Globe, as we reached the crossing on
the Avenue at 7th street.
Can you state his particular case?"
Yes; here it is in a nutshell. He
was reported to the Congressional Ii
brary as eligible for a librarians job.
The people up there took his name and
promised him the first vacancy. He
hung around for months, but no va
cancy. In fact, he was waiting for an
employee to die. Finally, one day he
was talking to a grocer near his house
about the matter when the grocer open
ed his eyes a little bit.
An Italian, hardly able to speak
pigeon English, who used TO sell the
grocer bananas, oranges, etc, had not
called for a few days, and finally, his
nephew, recently imported, came
around with the push-cart.
"Where is your uncle, Toney-gone
back to Italy?"
mo, not muchee; he got jobie; fine
jobie in librarie, and me too will get
jobie there soonie,"
An investigation by the ex-veteran
developed the fact that the Italian
push-cart vender Of bananas and pea
nuts got the job he was waiting for
What do you think of that for the cap
ital of the nation and the Congress
sional Lbrary?'
The Globe thinks it is almost be-
yond belief. 1t is an infamous out
rage, and If the Grand Army commit
tee does not investigate it the G. A. r
organization might just as well quiet
ly dissolve and save the expense OF
running this now ornamental organi
zation.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
She Lives Near The Sunday Globe.

DlN 1.-TWO l'NAA AhN NAcbN'
"Your presses make dreadful noise, -
said lady living near The Sunday
Globe Printing Office.
"Indeedyn
Eyes. suppose will get used to it.
But what do you print?
The Sunday Globe, and
"The Sunday Globe! Well,
never. You print that paper"
"Yes.n
"Naybe | am talking to Il editor?'
"No; one Of the hired hands,
II would like to tell that editor that
he has no business to correct the lives
Of women if they want to have time. -
"He dOesn't-unlsss they are ar
re,t d
"Oh-well, I don't mean those kind
of women
"Who are you speaking for?'
Women of my class-'adies who
like TO have a good time AS well as the
men. This II free country and a
woman has the right to enjoy herself
without being written up by your edi.
tor
He won't write YOU up. Go ahead
and enjoy yourself" and the hired
hand dived inside the door.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

81 see Mr.. Tapley, our chief electri-
clan at the G. p. o., is also the elec
trieian of the Washington Monument,
and the chances are his name is on
three payrolls," SAID a lady employe
of the G.. p. 0,
"Tapley is doing we'll"
Eyes, indeed; but say funny thing
happened, you know, Frank Powers,
who is the brains up there in the elec-
trical room, was sent for to FIX some
thing that had gone wrong in the
monuments electric apparatus. After
discovering the cause, he admonished
the party in charge what was neees-
sary to be done, and prepared himself
to do it, when he was knocked on his
feet by the remark, "Well, sir, we must
refer the matter to Electrician Tap
ley" -
''Mr. Powers didn't swear but he
said: "If Tapley is running this thing
am through" and he quit right
there and then.
1t takes a lady to find good juicy
news items. They tell each other, you
know, what the men talk about-The
Globe means, of course, what their
husbands and sweethearts talk about.
"If you can break up that mob OF
policemen which congregate at a GER
tain corner of 9th and #, and chin
with a bevy OF ladies, you will be do
ing Sylvester a faver," said a we'll
known eX-cOpper.
"A-m-o-b of policemen"
"Well; too many Of 'em, and in uni
form, too. The neighbors in the yicin-
ity are complaining among themselves.
1t is quite annoying, and the cops
ought to take a tumble before some
one Of the sensational reporters OF the
Star gets on to them and writes them
up
"As bad as that?"
"Why, yes; / saw note on the
street, dropped by bicycle rider, and
lady called to a boy to bring it to
her"
"a mounted policeman
~Oh, no, this was a citizen, a simple
friend Of the lady, you know. He
dare not call at the house, see.'
you see lots Of things?"
81 keep my eyes peeled, and you tell
them coppeTs TO scatter from tnat cor
ner; you hear me?'
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

81 want to call your attention, when
yeu are out that way, Mr.. Globe, to NJ
street, between 11th and 18th streets,
or M street west Of 18th street, as 18th
street don't run out that far"
what is the trouble?"
"Oh! 1t is only a specimen brick
Of how the Commissioners play the
little game for the benefit of their par
ticular friends. There is a big hole on
NJ street, and a dump has been estab-
lished there. Warner, the real estate
man, owns the property which will
front on that street. The District is
filing up the street for him, and now
he says the Commissioners are about
to lay down an artificial stone side.
walk"
what! and no houses there"
mo; of course not. Nor won't be,
But you see it will help Warner to sell
the lots. Look around the suburbs and
see the rows OF residences without any
kind of sidewalk in front of them.
The owners Of these don't stand in,
you see, and hence they paddle through
the mud. When we get home rule these
things will not happen, and all citl-
zens and property owners will be treat
ed alike.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

my name is B. f., Pierce, and live
out at Bethesda, Mr.. Globe" said
medium-sized, black. bearded man with
a slight impediment in his utterance.
81 want to tell you my treatment by
Chief Clerk Geddes, of the Agricultu'
raj Department
"Well, all right, Mr.. Pierce"
81 wrote Secretary Wilson, through
my attorney, on a matter of business
which Geddes did not like"
"What was it?"
"a friend OF his owed me $15 for
board, and l wrote the Secretary to
that effect. waited two months for
a reply. | finally, accompanied by a
lady detective, visited Secretary Will
son and told him the facts. He sent
for Geddes and asked him to produce
my letter. Geddes, after some search,
Brought in the letter, The Secretary
read it two months after it was writ
ten to him. 1 asked the Secretary what
was the use Of any person writing to
him if Geddes could hold up the let
ters."
what did Mr.. Wilson say"
"He didn't say much, only that Ged-
des made an error, and in future 1t
should not occur"
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

Say you just tell Mullin that the
Census Office people are becoming tired
of his actions in the vicinity of the Of
fee at noon hour and in the evening"
whats the matter with Mullin, and
who is he-The Globe is in hurry"
"Well, he wants to be sheriff of his
county over in Maryland, but the first
thing he knows there will be big SEN
satlon if this warning is not needed.
He will read The Globe and know
what's up; that's ALL" and the mystic
rious informant who knew The Globe
man, trotted off, having performed a
conscientious duty, no doubt, but leav-
ing us much in the dark
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

morrow why big Chief johnson was
not invited to the evening blowout
Castle and his lady and gentlemen
friends had at Cabin Johns Sunday
evening last.
Wasn't Johnson in the party?"
NO; and thereat l am struck with
astonishment. There must be some
thing wrong, and | want Johnson to
know Of the feast, as he reads The
Globe before church service every Sun
day morning"
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

"Why don't you touch up Hay, su-
perintendent lob room Of the G.. P. o. p
what has he done?
"Well, he is one of the whole
things" and it is a mystery how Pal
mer came to employ him."
"Why?"
"Well, it's a long story, but briefly,
beRDre Palmer put him in charge Of
the job room he represented a trust
type house. He used to visit the print
ing Office and give the old man Hall
fax. Tales he told then would raise
the hair off our heads, such as Palmer
purchasing 100000 worth Of type at
one lick in Chicago. You see, when
Palmer was fired by Cleveland, he
took Hay with him on his newspaper,
and after the sheet "busted" Hay hired
out to a trust house, and when Palmer
came back as Public Printer, Of course
we looked for the leturn of Hay, but
he did not materialize for a couple of
years, although calling regularly at
the G.. p. o. on his trips for the house
he represented.
you insinuate, don't you, that Pal
mer heard the tales Hay was spinning
and gave him a Job to shut his mouthF'
That's about the size of it, as Hay
has had his own way in the snap"
he holds down and nobody ever gave
the old man and the whole outfit as
much sheol as Hay did
And the Il. p. o. man entered Bun
Bryan's saloon, as The Globe man
crossed the street.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

81 say, Mr.. Globe" said a gentleman
who turned suddenly from tile win
dow of a store where he was sizing up
the summer hats, why don't you pub
lish the fact that Major Anderson, our
paymaster, who is drawing a pension
for total disability, of $l2 per MONTH
holds down this Government job? How
can a man drawing full limit pension
for total disability fill a Government
position?
While The Globe was trying to fig
ure this problem out, the gentleman
fed, leaving us without information as
to who Paymaster Andrews is OF what
job he fills.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16

do you know that Lieutenant
Rhineberg, Of the Interior Depart
ment watch, got his son in the State
Department as a clerk
"Well, what Of that?"
"Oh, nothing! only that besides be-
ing nepotism, the Lieutenant has play
ed a sharp trick on the Sniyel Service
Commission"
"How"
'Well, you see. the son was born in
this city. He was raised, OF course,
here, on Government money. He
wanted 10 get in Government employ
ment, but being from the District op-
Grated against him, as the Districts
quote was full 80 his father sent him
to Philadelphia, where his mother
halls from"
Eyes"
"Fhey lived just long enough there
for the young man to secure his ap-
pointment as a Pennsylvania repre-
sentative from the Civil Service Com
mission, and now he is o. X. Father
and son are doing we'll"
And this informant entered the Met.
ropolitaR as The GlSbe man proceed ded
on his much interrupted route.
At the door of the National Hotel,
however, q Botany Bay emPlDye held
us up and said:
81 wish you would ask Castle to-
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
HER PICTURE
AdOrnS the ROgueS' Gallery in
Philadelphia.
SHE is A DEPARTMENT CLERK

This IS No Fairy Story and the Prosecutor
Knows It, So Do Many Other People in
Washington - There Will Be Another
Chapter Later 0n-This is Only a Feeer
and IS Short,
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-16
TREASURY "COP. P"
Captain CObaugh D'Artagnan, the
Fierce MuSketeer.
AN ASSOCIATE OF GREAT MEN

"Hun" and SpauIding and Taylor De
Land, Lyman, and johnson Are Great
Chums to Hear the Captain Tell It
yanderip and the Secretary Held AOOf
from the Terrible Captain of the Watch,
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KoHALA-HILo ROAD.
Information at B1Io That Constructor
VIII Besia Very Soon.

a Hilo business man in San Fran
cisco writes to a friend here that ne
had seen one of the hackers of the
proposed Kohala- Hilo railroad and was
told by him that the construction of the
road was assured. Some details re-
manned to be perfected and when
finished work on the road would begin.
1t is said that F. NJ. Swanzey will have
a conference with the financial men
behind the scheme during his visit to
New York. H. B. Gehr returned from
Honolulu last week where he went
with the intention of presiding at a
directors meeting. There was not a
quorum present so that nothing was
accomplished.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-25

and will go over all the bridges care
fully and make report.
Rev 5 l. Desha has accepted an in
vitation 10 deliver an address at Homo
lulu, December 19. on the occasion of
the 10th anniversary of the founding
Of Kamehameha schools. The anniver-
sary viii be celebrated upon a magnifi-
cent scale.
The people of Hilo will make vigor-
Gus demand that sea front park be
made of the narrow strip of land be-
tween Front street and the sea from
Waianuenue street to the Waiakea
river. The title to this strip of land
is now in dispute and the decision of
the SUPREME Court is awaited with
great interest No disinterested person
could be prevailed upon to give his
consent TO the perpetuation of the un-
slightly row of shacks that now cumber
this ground. They should be demolish-
ed and removed when Front street is
widened.
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KILL THE DANDRUFF GERM
Or Your Hair VIII Fall Out Till You
Become Bald.

Modern science has discovered that
dandruff is caused by germ that digs
up the scalp in scales, as it burrows
down to th roots of the hair, where it
destroys the hairs vitality, causing
falling hair. and, ultimately. badness.
After Prof. Unna OF Hamburg, Ger
many, discovered the dandruff germ, all
efforts to find remedy failed until the
great laboratory discovery was made
which resulted in Newbro's Herpicide.
1t alone of all other hair preparations
kills the dandruff germ. Without dam
druff, hair grows Iuxuriantly. DE
stroy the cause. you remove the effect"
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The above Company will buy, lease.
or sell lands in all parts OF the Ha-
waiian Islands. and also has houses IN
the city OF Honolulu for rent.
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Be
Thankful

We all have something to be
thankful for.
Do you ever stop TO think how
much better of you are than
the average person in any other
part OF the world.
Are there many of us hungry
and begging for employment?
Do we have to look forward
with dread TO the cold winter,
which takes all we have saved
in the summer. to keep us from
freezing?
How about the neat little
home you occupy. with the
beautiful ope1-air life?
Some OF us may feel blue this
year because we foolishIy
speculated, but 90 not let that
discourage you. 1t was an ex-
pensive lesson, but you viii be
more careful in the future
With your family and friends
around you next Thursday you
viii require a few more articles
for your table, such as Meat
Dishes. Plates. Cups and Sau-
GERS. Tumblers, Beer and Wine
Glasses, Carvers. Knives and
Forks. Spoons, etc.
Whether you are rich or poor,
we can supply your wants to
your entire satisfaction.
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No More Dread
Of #t Dental Chair
$500

Will be given to anyone who detects
inferior material used by the New
York Dental PaTlors. In all our gold
crowns and brldgework we use DIX.
gold. In all our other work the ma
terial is OF THE BEST, AND GUAR
ANTEED. All work done by GRAD
UATED DENTISTS of from u to 2e
years experience, and each department.
in charge OF a specialist. Give US
call, and you will find us to do exactly
as we advertise. We tell you in ad-
vance exactly what your work viii
cost by a FREE EXAMINATION.
SET TEETH ...................$5 IS. 90
GOLD CROWNS ............. soc
GOLD FILINGS . ............... !. 90
SILVER FILINGS ......... so
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Eeavy Earthquake at H,lo.

HILO, Nov. pa vigorous earth
quake was felt on this island Friday
night at 10 o'clock The shock came
in two distinct waves, probably ten sec
onds apart. The second was the more
violent of the two and made the win
dows rattle in many Hilo homes. At
the Volcano hotel the quaking was felt
and the opinion of the manager was
that the seismic wave started from the
neither regions of Mauna Loa.-Hilo
Tribune
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Incorporated under the Laws OF the
Territory OF Hawaii
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Sheen FiIIed the Gully.

Allan Wall who returned a day or
two ago from Humuula sheep ranch
reports that 200 sheep were killed last
Saturday while a flock was being driv-
en- across a gulch. Fred Clinton was
driving the cotswolds and when the
few leaders disappeared in the gully
the main band rushed The gully was
full of bleating sheep making level
passage for those behind.-Hilo Tri-
hume.
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u,lo News Notes

Hackfeld & &C. have transferred
some of their planning mill machinery
to the coffee mill on the mauka side of
Front street where it is running and
taking care of immediate demands. 4
BY this Kinau an expert bridgeman
arrived TO make a close Investigation
Of the bridges in this district. He was
sent for by Superintendent J. Fl. -bexd
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THE FIRST
American S0VilnSS TTuSC0.
OF HAWAII. LTD.
Capital. $3.50. ooO. 90.
.CandHGtsaGGlGFal Banking Business
AT HONOLULU

SAVINGS DEPOSITS received and
interest allowed for yearly deposits at
the rate OF ~ per cent per annum.
Rules and regulations of savings de-
partment furnished upon application.
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ESTABLISHED IN 1858.
BISHOP & co.
Banker
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.

Commercial and Travellers Letters
Of Credit issued. available in all the
Principal Cities OF the World.
INTEREST allowed after July I. 1885
on fixed deposits: days notice. 2 per
cent (this form will not bear interest
unless it remains undistuTbed for one
month";; 8 months. per cent;
months, SO per cert; II months. per
cent.
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LIST OF OFFICERS.

LIST OF OFFICERS.
c. NJ. Cooke, PresideA>; George n.
Robertson, Manager; E. r. BiskoD.
Treasurer and Secretary; Col w. y,
ALLEN. Auditor; p. c. Jones' II. Water
house. G. r. Carter, DIrectGFG.
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Hawaii Land 60.
LIMITED.

BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
Jonah Kumalae, s. NJ. Kanakanui.
J. NJ. Kea.
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Thanksgiving, 1901
Attractions for This S asor

Wherever novelties, rare luxu
ries for your table, we're to be found,
the delicacies of all climates, they
have been purchased and forwarded
TO Honolulu.
Whatever was new for your Ia
BILE, your cooking, the little con-
veniences for your kitchen, your
bath room, your toilet table.
Here you'll find the raTest soaps,
brushes and bath accessories; all
that is late and new in the world
of fashion.
At this season we are receiving
new
nuts TsisinS fruits
n1ackersI honey cake figs
preserves bon bons dinner faVors