The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1901-11-22

SCRANTON, MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER p, 1901
Editorial and Otherwise.

Editorial and Otherwise
Lots Of selfish people never have any
thing.
Usually the newest thing in flannel
is baby.
Street corners are the turning point,
in many lives.
Judge Of men by what they do, not by
what they say.
Why is mosquito like lawyer! HI
pleads at the bar.
Poets are born, but verse writer's grow
OF their own accord.
A young doctors profession ia usually
better than his practice.
The worst kind Of liar respects YER
acity-in some one else.
Every man you meet is willing to ad.
nit that he was once fool.
Speaking Of women and folding beds,
man can shut the latter up.
One good way to derive an income
from lite rature is to sell books.
Some men have reasons for doing
things-and some have excuses.
Why is dirty boy like lannels- BE.
cause he shrinks from washing.
Happy is the wife who imagines her
husband the best man on earth.
All men are equal the day they are
born and the day they are buried.
The man who advertises his business
can't be scared out by competition.
Every man may have his price, but
the market is apt to be overstocked.
But few people have been injured by
the accidental discharge of their duty.
It's often better to be sole owner Of q
small dog than stockholder in large
one.
II is well to feel your own RESPONSE
bilities; but don't shoulder other peo
ple's.
The proof reader points out the typo
graphical error Of the compositor's
ways.
The woman who is proof against fat.
terry has the whole world at her COM
mand.
Children learn great deal at school
that they are compelled to unlearn after
they grow up.
An Irishman says the apple that
caused old Adams fall must have been
a banana peel.
Pharoh's daughter wasn't . broker,
but she got q little prophet from the
rushes in the bush.
When man is wanted for actual
labor he doesn't have to pass q civil
service examination.
After being landed by q girl who has
been angling for him man naturally
feels like fish out Of water.
The men who talk most about their
own righteousness are likely to be the
ones to need watching most.
When . woman wants to prove her
superiority over man she draws him
into an argument on religion.
More people spend their time in won
dering why they are not loved than in
trying to make themselves lovable.
About one-half the worlds require
ments OF camphor is produced in For
mosa and about one-third in Japan.
Many fool man who is always say
ing that life isn't worth living continues
10 do business at the old stand Just the
same.
Instead Of standing around with your
hands in your pockets waiting for some
thing to turn up, 90 and turn 1t up. It
will take less time.
Jacob A. Wildner, living near New
Lisbon, Wis.,, claims to be the last sur
vivor Of the followers Of John Brown in
his raid into Virginia.
There is such thing IS carrying your
Indignation at your neighbor's short
comings to such an extreme that your
own follies may be uncovered.
The difference between cat and
comma ID that one has the claws Ut the
snd Of the paws, while the other has the
pause at the end Of the clause.
"De reason some oh us doesn't git
along" said Uncle Eben, ssis dat we
tits down dreamin, o. automobiles when
We orter b pushin' . wheslbsrrer." Il
tits test Of politcness for man to
listen with interest to things he knows
NJ about, when they are being told BY
person who knows nothing sbout the m.
When woman has company to din
ner and her cooking is absolutely fault.
ess she always says It would have been
better had the range been in good work
ing order.
Politeness Il the poetry Of conduct,
And, like poetry, u has many qualities.
Let mot yonr politeneas b to- fiorid, but
q thst gentle kind, which indicates re-
lu1d nature.
a croes old bachelor says the reason
woman do not Ont themselves III two by
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