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The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29

Sonhart, Schilling.,
John Compton, Retta Guhman.
George karn, Betty McMahon.
Miss Laura Freund daughter of Mr.. ana
Mrs. Leopold Freund. No. 5sSl Cabanne ave-
nue.. will be introduced on Friday after
noon at a reception given by Mrs Frsund.
for which about $50 cards have been sent
out, The house Is to he layishly trimmed
in Easter lilies and palms, and an orchestra
will play in the hallway
The debutante, who has been prevented
from being formally presented earlier in
the season. owing to the fact that her fam
lily has been in mourning. is to wear gown
of white Persian lawn, both skirt and
bodice a mass of fine Valencfennes insert
ings, with touches of b.Ue about the cos
tune, G long soft sash Of blue silk null to
be worn la Bernhardt. Mrs. Freund Will
be gowned in black and white moire, with
duchesss lace.
Later in the spring Miss Freund's young
friends will be entertained with a dancing
party.
Miss Martha Anderson and Mr. ]. Mercer
Waller were married last night at the home
of the BRIDE No. 73l Aubert avenue. the
Reverend Frank G. Tyrrell. pastor of Mount
Cabanne Christian Church, officiating. Miss
Mabel Lange acted as bridesmaid, and Mr..
Louis Waller as best man. The announce
ment early in the week that the wedding
was to take place came in the nature OF a
surprise to the friends of sboth young per-
sons. Mr.. Waller has been making his home
with the Andersons, and both he and his
bride attend Mount Cabanne Church. After
a short honeymoon trip, Mr.. and Mrs. Wall
Ter will go to housekeeping.
quiet marriage ceremony was performed
Thursday morning at st. AIMS Church by
the Reverend Father Mcdonald. the con-
tracing parties being Miss Marie O'Donnell
of No. 1899 Cook avenue and Mr.. G. A.
Prat: OF Minneapolis.
Miss O'Donnell was connected with tha
Southwestern Passenger Bureau for three
years. and resigned her position only re-
Gently. Mr.. Pratt is brother Of Chairman
C. NJ. Pratt of the bureau. and will take
his bride with him to Lima, Peru, where
he is TO engage in business.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29
Come and eat dinner with US on

A: Come and eat dinner with US on
Wednesday,
B.. Gould you not make It Thursday?
I am already invited for Wednesday,"
A: "Who has invited you?"
B.: your wife was so kind."-SChalk.
Your medicine has helped me wonder
fully she wrote to the patent medicine
house. Three weeks ago could not spank
the baby. and now am able to thrash my
husband. God bless you.'-Smart Set.
'I can understand how badly that French
editor felt when he was shot" Naturally.
Any editor would have a special dislike to
an article, and that article loaded one.
going in In spite Of him.
Times.
Mrs Kingsley: Wasn't your husband out
very late last night?''
Mrs. Won Blumer (sweetly): Yes. but T
felt sure he would be- He told me he was
going to meet your husband Bits.
Little Waldo: Papa. what IL library?"
Mr.. Reeder: "a library. my son. IL large
number Of books which man loans to
friends."-Harper's Bazar.
Caller: Where is your mamma, Ethel?'
Ethel twho has been watching the prepa-
ration Of cherry pie): why, she's out in
the kitchen unbuttoning lot Of cherries"-
Philadelphia Press. -ti,
There Is . strong movement against the
death penalty for crime In Massachusetts,"
Yes. / understand the most vigorous protest
comes from murderer who Is to be electrucuted
in day two."
She: "It was Harvey. wasn't IT. who discov.
cred the circulation Of the blood?'
He: IT don'r know Harvey, and must confess
that never heard OF newspaper called The
Blood It's . sporting Sheet suppose"
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29
MARINE BAND CONCERT
TO BE A SOCIETY EVENT.

Boxes for the Marine Band concert on
Friday evening at the Coliseum have been
sold to fashionable people very generally.
The National Guard of Missouri, beneficiary
Of the concert, bids fair to realize hand
some sum from the concert Some Of those
who will entertain parties Of friends In the
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29
Charles Evans
f. 3. Sohns,

f. B. Sohns,
Albert Wagenman,
Heine Marks,
Robert Kerr.
George Bergfeld.
G. l.. Swingley,
a. G. Sanford.
Edmund Piper.
George Mangson,
]. E. Dillon,
A. o. Webber,
Reardon.
Misses
Schilling,
Retta Guhman,
Betty McA1ahon.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29

Visitor: 'T called to see If you wouldn't
contribute to the building fund Of a new
widows home. which,"
Welthiman: "Why don't you build for the
old widows? The .iew ones can take care
of themselves"
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29
Chip. From the Fun Block.

KEEPING LENT.
Cupid never leaves the church
Altogether In the lurch;
For all pretty girls. you know.
Come, through Lent. with swains in tow.
Maud: What under the sun has Mrs.
Seldom Holne been doing to her facer'
Mabel: "Enameling it, think. She's try
ing to live up to the photographs she had
taken the other day.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29
c. E. Ramlose.
c. Lindenschnlidt,
G.. Lindenschmidt,

C. Lindenschmidt,
a. j. kletZker.
Gerald O'Reilly.
Charles Sweet,
Bertha Arnold,
Louise Ploeser,
Henry Cornet.
Emma Carroll.
Rolla BUnce.
". II. Wright.
William ingalls,.
Edward Hummert,
r. W. Morrison.
Sonhart,
John Compton,
George karn,
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-03-29

Miss Edna Lee of Palmyra. Mo-, Is the
guest of her cousin. Mrs. A. D. Cunning
ham. No. 5212 WASHINGTON boulevard.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

university Oh WV
ming, and for over two years she has
presided over the spiritual welfare Of
the cOnvicts imprisoned at Laramie.
~ Mrs. Slosson Is a quiet, modest, unas-
Stunning little woman just fitted for the
work she has chosen. Rain or shine,
she Is at her post In the chapel each
Sunday, having rarely missed service
during her two years Of work. Neither
the bleak winds and binding snow Of
winter, nor the shimmering heat Of
summer have sufiiced to keep her away
from the prison and the men who so
eagerly watch from the grated windows
OF their lonely cells for her coming.
Mrs. Slosson, besides being the only
woman prison chaplain, was the first
woman to receive the degree Phi. D. at
Cornell University. graduating well up
toward the head of a class Of young
men. She was born at lion, N. T., In
the early eos, but went with her pa
rents to Kansas when she was q small
girl. From the village school she went
to Hillsdale College, Michigan, where
she took the degrees B. 8. and NJ. s.,
thence to Cornell, completing the three
years postgraduate course in two
years. All this before she had reached
the age Of Fl. For little while she
held the chair Of Greek in Presby-
terian college at Hastings, Neb. Ten
years ago she became the wife Of Prof.
Slosson, professor Of chemistry in the
University Of Wyoming, and since then
has been resident Of Laramie.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
FATAL WRECK.
Seven Killed In Z Wreck on the Santa Fe IN
Arizona.

Arizona.
Los Angeles, CAL, Nov. 21.--A fatal
wreck occurred on the Santa Fe railroad,
one mile west of Franconia, Ariz., q
switching station 20 mileseast of Needles,
CAL, at 5:l5 o'clock Wednesday morn
ing. Seven trainmen were killed, three
passengers and IA trainmen injured.
Limited trains, east and west bound,
Nos. 3 and respectively, crashed
together, while running at full speed.
Train No. was drawn by four engines,
while the west bound train had but one
locomotive. The three engines were
crushed and blown to pieces by an ex-
plosion which followed the collision.
Both trains were made up of vestibule
cars of the heaviest and most improved
pattern, and while they stood the terrific
shock well, and protected the passengers
to great extent, several OF the cars took
fire at once and burned up. The dining
cars, one on each train, one Pullman and
two composite cars were detroyed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Dogs Of Alaska.

The dogs of Alaska are called mala-
mutes. They are cross between a
dog and wolf and work in harness
soon after birth. They do not bark,
but have peculiar howl. They
have long hair and can sleep in the
open with the thermometer 60 de-
grees below zero. Their usual food is
fish and seal blubber. They are fed
once day, usually at night.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Kansas Logic.

Here is drought story told by a
travelling man:
was driving across the country to
a little town In western Kansas the
other day when met farmer hauling
q wagon load Of water.
where do you get waterY said I.
"Up the road about seven miles," he
replied.
"And you haul water seven miles for
your family and stoekY
"Yep."
"Why in the name Of sense don't you
dig a wellY
Because it's Just as far one way as
the other, stranger"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Twenty-eight different kinds Of food
are needed to feed the animals in the
Berlin zoo.
Statisticians claim that there are 16.-
100000 more men than women on the
earth. The bachelors have plenty of
company in their misery.
A permanent life line, consisting OF Z
strong wire cable, has been stretched
along the entire distance Of the Chicago
drainage canal. thirty-four miles, to be
used In case Of accident.
The American quail imported into
Sweden some time ago seem to thrive
and increase In number. 1t remains to
be seen. however. whether the birds
car stand the long winters there.
monster lathe has Just been made
In Philadelphia. 1t is SO feet long and
Its total weight 10 1876 tons. 1t has been
constructed for preparing the 81 huge
granite pillars to be used in building :
new cathedral each pillar weighing
100 tons.
The manager OF Marshall Fields re-
tail store in Chicago pays 4 reward Of
81 for every mistake. Misrepresentation
or inaccuracy pointed out In the news
paper advertisements Of that flrm, and
the clerks and other employees are alert
to secure the money.
We don't believe that lamps explode
by themselves; they are upset and
broken. and the flames spread with the
oil. 1t is not safe to blow lamp out;
the sudden blast Of wind may drive
the fame into the oil tank, when there
might be an explosion.
The pig. AZ Ii well known, win de-
stroy and eat rattlesnakes with lnpun-
ity. It is said that the poison q not
sufficiently INTRODUCED into the eircu-
lation to cause death. owing to the
thick, adipose layer with which the do
mesticated pig b covered.
Undoubtedly the most useful plant II
China perhaps in the worlds the
bamboo. It. furnishes many. varieties
Of food. II manufactured into drean
goods. paper, furniture, = used IL boat
and bodybuilding. constructing housee
etc. It h called the universal mate-
Eriar n China, and = perhaps her most
valuable product -
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

There is more Catarrh in this section OF the
country than all other diseases put togethers
and until the last few years was supposed TO De
incura Bile VFor great many years doctors pro.
nouneed it a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and BY constantly Afailing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced 1t 1ncurable.
Science has proven catarrh to De constitn-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, man
nfactured by f. J. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the market.
II is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They 0ner
one hundred dollars for any case 1t taile %
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad-
dress, "a F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, q.
Sold By Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Climatic COURAGE.

"The Chinaman, remarked the
Orientalist, lis one of the meekest,
self effacing people in the world
"Oh, 1 don't know" answered the
friend who is always doubtful. "The
Chinaman is the only person I know
of in this hot weather who isn't afraid
to 60 out in public in his pajamas. -
Washington Evening Star.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Now McBrape has more good
sense than anyone I know " con-
tinued Mr.. Staylate. II tell you,
he's the coming man."
eff he has all the sense you say, "
remarked Miss Peppery, making an
effort to suppress yawn, II should
think he would be the going man at
this hour. "-Philadelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
What Ne Remarked.

II met a man today who was en-
gagged to you up to week before
married you.
"Ah, you didG What did you say
to him?"
81 dunno exactly; something about
an i'll wind that blows no good-ano
he agreed with me. Denver Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Forestry in Hungary.

Excellent results have followed the
administration of forests and timber
production by the Hungarian Govern
ment. While in 1858 the net income
from the national forests amounted
only to 1.194.O00 forms. they yielded
during the last decade more than
100000 forms.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Mrs. Trotabout-I shall be off the
greater part of the day, as l have
Joined the Society for the SUPPRESSION
of Needless and Nerve Racking
Noises.
Mr.. T.-Good idea, my dear. Take
the baby along with you.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
The Cheerful Wight.

"Yes, he's always happy when he's
hunting for work.
"What a cheerful disposition.
And is he never discouraged. never
sad?"
"Only when he finds it" -Phila-
delphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
No Ground for announcement.

No Ground for encouragement.
Doctor Ito Irish patient who has had
both legs amputated)-There now, Pat.
Don't worry. You'll pull through all
right You've got a good constitution,
and you're having the best Of care, and
the chances are you'n live to enjoy life
for many year yet.
Pat-You do be talkin' unreasonable,
doctor. Ell there's small show for q
man that's ION his last legs" what
chance is there, Ord loike to know, for
a man that has no legs at all?-Boston
Courier.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
ARE YOU AMBITIoUs?'
Success Is Yours If You
Want 1t.
The Best Way to Improve Spare
Moments.

You cannot get up in the world with
out making an effort, and that effort
must be well directed. Make up your
mind what you want to be and never
give up until you have accomplished it..
Even one hour day wisely applied to
study will not only give you better ed
ucation, but will raise you to q higher
position in life.
Untold advancement in education has
been made by the Inauguration OF the
correspondence system. Nowadays no
one within reach of a postOfice has any
excuse for lacking good education.
Such education is within the reach of
every young man and woman in the
Pacific Northwest. We give instruction
by malta method of teaching which
has proved abundantly satisfactory.
Witness the responsible positions held
by thousands of those who have OBJ
tanned q large part of their education by
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ical, Historical, English and Scientific,
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Our field is limited to the Pacific Coast.
thus enabling us to give quick returns
and the closest attention to the indi-
vidual student. For all information
address
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Trenton, N. J., Nov. 2S.-Reports
come from Princeton. N. J., that ex-
President Grover Cleveland is i'll at his
home at that place. Mr.. Cleveland
recently returned from cunning trip,
was taken i'll with chill and was
threatened with pneumonia. Inquiry
has ELECTED the information that BE Is
very much improved. His condition il
not believed to be dangerous.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
All Servants Alike.

Towne-I could never understand
why political officeholders are called
public servants.
Browne-Why not?
Towne-Because they are really our
bosses.
Browne-Well, I guess you never
kept house, did you?-Philadelphia
Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.


"No," said the insistent creditor
to Doverspike, II can't permit you
to increase your Indebtedness"
"You misunderstood me, replied
Doverspike. Il don't want to do
that. l merely ask you to give me
time"
"Just so, but you know that time
is money, don't yeu"-Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

institution possess
es the unique dis
tinction OF having
the onl ~ woman
c b plain In the
United States. II
not, indeed, In the
world. The chap
lain Is Mrs. May
Pres ton Slosson,
wife Of the vice
president of t b q
University ~ Wvn
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Mr.. Schermerhorn- I hope you
had the new girl clean up the halls,
Lobelia. You know "A new broom
sweeps clean.
Mrs. Schermerhorn (wearily)-Not
in this instance. She said sic WASN'T
going to clean up any of our former
girls dirt. Brooklyn Eagle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
No Wedding Cakea.

In place Of wedding cake in Holland.
wedding sweets are given-"bruid-
zuikers," they are called. They are
handed round by. children, and are
served In fiower-trimmed baskets.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Not Unusual.

May-Have you heard of Clara's
hard luck?
Belle-No. What is it?
"Now that they are married they
have to retrench awfully to make up
the money he wasted while counting
her. Lille.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Scribbs-I'm getting up fetching
article on How Men Garry Their
Umbrellas.
Mrs. Scribbs-Huh! Men don't
carry their umbrellas; they lose
their umbrellas and borrow other
peoples. -Chicago Record Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
The Professor at Home.

Grandpa" said Dot, who had
been puzzling her brains over some
thing she had been reading, "what is
food for thought?'
Head cheese, my child" replied
the professor.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
FEMALE PRISON CHAPLAIN.

Unique Distinction Possessed by Wy.
ominx Woman.
The proposed removal Of the peniten-
tiary at Laramie, Wyo., to Rawlins.
calls attention to the fact that that in
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

The idea that there is fun in pos
sum hunt Is as much Of q mistake a
the idea that 'possum Is good to eat
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

Pain, suffering Wizard Oil could not
live together, so pain and suffering
moved out. Ask your druggist about it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has all equal for coughs and
colds,-JoHN f. BOYER, Trinity Springs,
Ind, Feb. Is, 1900.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

A Swedish boy fell out OF w ,i.s.
and was badly hurt, but with c'l llS;u
ed lips he kept back the cry Oh p who
The king, Augustus Adolphus, t sov
saw him fall, prophesied that 1ns ~
would make . man for an emelsen
And 90 he did, for he became 'ne ''
Gus General Bauer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

suf0 Permanently Cured. No hts or neryousnes,
ITO after first days use Of DR. Kline's Great Nerye
1estorsr Send for FREE o.. 90 trial bottle and treat
- DER H. KLINE. Ltd. 93l Arch St. Philadelphia Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28

You can't dispute the miracles in
the Bible. man. Why lust consider
the raising Of Laxarus!s
Humph! I've seen people raised
that have been dead longer than Lag
arus. Why my wife raises Cain every
day!"-Denver Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
elyEER SEoRlE5

Twenty-eight different kinds Of food
are needed to feed the animals in the
Berlin zoo.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-11-28
Pacific Coast
Correspondence Institute
Portland, Oregon.
rite ut once. as this ad. will not an

Write at once, as this ad. will not al
pear next week.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1901-04-05
PURELY PERSONAL.
MOVEMENTS AND DoINGS OF PEOPLE
YOU MAY HAPPEN TO KNOW.

Attorney Drake was in Detroit the
first of the week.
Eber Harnden transacted business
in Detroit Tuesday.
Patrick Fox, oe Brockway, did bus
mess in Yale Thursday.
LA Jacobs, of Peck, is the guest of
Polly Williams this week.
Mrs. John d. McDougall, of Fargo,
visited friends in town Thursday.
Mrs. Isaac Mclaughlin is in West
HarrisYille on visit to relatives.
Prosecuting Attorney Law, of Port
Huron, was Yale visitor yesterday.
John Heron has left for Mayville
where he intends spending the sum-
mer.
Mrs. Jas. McColl and children will
go to Baden on Saturday for a short
visit.
Herbert Burton has returned from
Port Huron after an absence of four
months.
jeff Hazel and wife have gone to
Houghton, U. p. They started We'd
nesday morning.
A. l.. Clark returned Tuesday from a
couple of weeks visit among Saginaw
and Bay City friends.
Charles Manley who has been at
Lapeer for the past four months re-
turned home this week.
Mr.. Hogg, of Ottawa, deputy bank
examiner, was the guest of Jas. Nc
Coll part of the past week.
A. w. Kipp, of Speaker, after spend
ing several months in the Ferris Insti-
tute returned home the first of the
week.
Vint Mcdonald, of Port Huron,
dropped in on his relatives and friends
Saturday and renamed here oyer Sun
day.
Herb WEIGH, who has been in the
north woods the past winter, returned
home Wednesday looking hale and
hearty.
Mr.. and Mrs Reuben Emery did not
stop off last Saturday on their way
home to Caro- on account of Mr.. EN-
ery's poor health.
Geo. Waller, of Msyyille, was the
guest of Walter A. Williams Sunday.
George was a typo in the Expositor
office for short time few years ago.
Mrs. Kressen, of Port Huron, spent
Saturday at the home of Chas. F.
Emery. Gertie Emery accompanied
her home in the evening to spend Sun
day.
j. A. Rapley was home from Mid
land county Sunday. Monday MORN
ing he went to Flint where he will work
for the Warder Bushnell q Glessner
Co. for a time.