The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-12-29


Perhaps Mrs Nation finds the lows
man fascinating on the theory that the
third times the charm.
That lows man about the first time he
gets home late for supper viii learn that
be Is a ~hell-bouuG sinner.
Il the sweat of the brow Of his press
agent can do *. r. y. Cohurn OF Kansas
VIII De jsmmed into President Roossvclt's
cabinet as secretary OF agriculture.
When lie rived over IN Missouri n 4
Low used 60 arrear occasionally on the
stump. W5en ne moved 10 kanSss he
changed his mind about the value Ct era
tory and quiz making speeches
There Is very little cora in Kansas and
for that reason farmers are hciGing their
wheat, auo a biz boom in the price OF THAR
cereal Is expected. Some OF the m.ils
Sre complaining OF a lack cf supply.
one u the speakers az the teachers
meeting this last week said that while
history was always interesting to boys I
often think that there Is danger OF or
dwelling too much on the honors OF war
Next year the politicians are coins u
make great fEht for tie state chair
.rnanship in The Republican party. Il IS
70 be q fight scr supremacy. which al
ways has more sky-rockets IN e than a
tight for oiilce.
The Kansas Day Club became 80 BY ac-
ciGent- Ten years ago the club was csii-
ed TO organize on December =. senator
Plumb death led TO q postponemsnt gn-
I'll January =. and the coincidence of
dates suggested the name
A Mcpherson county man has invented
simple inexpensive machine which ca,s
and threshes wheat az the same time. ~
a couple az weeks or 50 he wiz add a i.t-
tie thingumbob that viii grind Il and
bake e iato losyes also NJ the same time
tie thingumbob that viii grind ID and
bake II into leaves also at the same tirlc.
or course a Eood many men viii aeces-
sarily run Tor office 10 Kansas the coning
year. but the newspaper writers ought
10 cur out AT the solicitation ~ his nanl-
erous frienOs. AL paid announcements
containing II should be declined uatn th.y
arr changed
u the usual ratio was kept Up Kansas
shis year produced Just one car ~ red
corn. Husking bees arc entirely absent
As mistietoe doesn't grow IN the state Il
Kansas depended on vegetation for an
excuse 20 kiss. Il would De & mighty
bashfui state.
Il would probably slightly Jar the large
and Intelligent audience II next eprinS
just before the curtain went up on tire
senatorial fght Your Uncle Cv Leland
should plant his feet IN between the cea-
that he was going after the toga him-
SELF
4 Topeka dispatch SAYS that the fact
that Leland asked President Mckinley a.
hold his commission uuti Senator Burton
could make appointment. an act
which resulted finally in bis own defeat,
is what led NJ. A. Low % stand 81 Ie-
land and that hereafter Low viii be Lee
lands friend.
While they are probing Ground among
the balance wheels Of our exceedingl in-
tricate Industrial existence. peshapa
Ralph Easley. Mark Hanna and Samuel
Gompers con hit upon way 20 persuadr
the large Kansas Plymouth Rock Sister
hood OK Accepted Csckiers 20 forego
their winter vacation.
There is in kansas just now the revival
% very shocking story IL seems that
az Pie city AZ a church social. Miss
Lurryweu. an exceedingly small ard de-
Iuure old mai1. a vocalist 81 sosne local
renown. was announced as neat on the
program by a deacon "a the following
language. Miss Lurrxweil viii now sing
Put DE Ga My Little Bed accompanied
by the Minister"
The Kansas Populist should have credit
At least for bis tenacity. Looks ike sne
Popuiist party was rattrrn pancake
don't g. one said yesterday. PLUMB
fahbergasted. eh2 Well when Buchanan
was elected a whole iot ~ people said that
the slavery question was settled and men
who had been aholitlonlsts Quit talking
if because they didn't want 90 BE- con.
sidcred aRitatora. There was a profound
calm. and then "a csci0nr.