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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
IN BED FOR YEARS
DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY
LEARNED PHYSICIANS,
Restored to Perfect Health and Strength
by DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People-A Most Wonder erfnl Cure.


People-A Most Wonderful Cure.
From the Press, Grand Rapids, Mich
OF the many remarkable cases
which have recently occupied the at
tention of the medical world and of
the public at large, none more strik-
,ngly illustrates the wonderful power
of DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People than the recovery of Mrs
Jennie Tuttle, who, after two years
confinement to her bed, was restored
to perfect health and strength Mrs.
Tuttle, who lives at the corner of Full
ton and Market streets, Grand Rapids,
Mich, tells the following story:
Il had been fiat on my back in bed
for two years and the doctors had
given me up as hopeless case. They
had resorted to every remedy known
to the profession and had even SUBJ
jected me to the tortures of five sur
5lcal operations. My trouble was due
to change of life and l grew weaker
and weaker until l became helpless
and unable to leave my bed. A nurse
and four physicians attended me-
Zone box of DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People gave me great
relief and after using them for three
months 1 was we'll woman, having
been able to leave my bed the sixth
week after commencing the treat
ment, l can state that the cure was
complete and permanent as it is now
three years since l used them.
Il have recommended the pills to
several of my relatives. Ny mother-in-
law who is 72 years old, took them for
general debility, and they soon pro-
duced a very marked improvement in
her condition. 1 wish that the
thousands of women who are afflicted
as l have been may know of this rem
edy which has saved my life and
given me health and strength"
Signed, MRS. JENNIE FUTILE.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this End day of August, 1900
B. F. BARENDSEN,
[Seal] Notary Public.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or
will be sent post paid on receipt of
price, so cents box, or six boxes for
$3.50, by addressing DR.. Williams Med
icine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
THE COSTS THE THING.
Not the Maxim that Was Impress
on One Small Girl

Not the Maxim that Was Impressed
on One Small Girl.
Once upon time long while age
when the writer was young and vain.
glorious and occasionally expatiated to
some Of her small companions upon
the eost Of her wearing apparel or the
hbtHber Of teaspoons her mamma pos
sesshd. she was reprimanded severely
Tor Theses indiscretlons. Little ladies
40 tsft boast" she was told senten.
usHsly.
After awhile she came firmly to be-
lleVE his bechuss of it's endless repeti.
Hets HHd En she was often surprised
When aHsHfnm friends confided In her
ths enormous amount they spent an.
huhlly III dress Or the size Of the turkey
thsS had for their Christmas dinned.
| Times, ms the dogfacat man 80 aptly
Remarked, are changed now, however
hhd osteDtati0n is the order Of the day.
says ii writer IN the Baltimore News.
Perhaps this IL the fault Of the news.
papers, Perhaps some hungry report.
er searching for available copy" and
nnding 1t In the florists bills for big
wedding may be primarily to blame,
but at all events the marriage of two
young people Of wealth is nowadays
made ceremony of such ostentation
as to amount to vulgarity.
The charms of face or character of
the bride, the good qualities of the
groom are passed over lightly in order
that there may be plenty of space to
estimate the cost of the various details.
The amount Of money that the pre-
sents represent. the capital represent
ed by those who are invited, the cost of
the trousseau. of the carriages. of the
flowers and the supper are all set down
with great accuracy and added with
much precision. When the total
reaches into the millions the
nuptials are announced to be a success
and the young couple are supposed to
have entered the matrimonial state
under the happiest auspices.
There is no effort made to conceal
the fact that money is the most inter-
esting thing about the pair and the oc-
casion.
Perhaps these people are to be pitied
Perhaps. as was said before. thieving
newspaper men break in and steal in
formation about special trains and Or
chids and trif1es of that sort that the
families yearn to keep secret. But.
however that may be. the writer never
reads that Miss So-and-so received
twelve ropes of pearls. valued at $780,
600, that she doesn't think of the old
maxim of the nursery days, Little
ladies do not boast" and wish that it
could be handed ON to the feminine
young and old of American society.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

washington, FeD. 4th, 1899.
e-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus, O.:
Gentlemen-I have taken PERFUME
now for two weeks, and find | am
very much relieved. | feel that my
cure will be permanent. l have also
taken it for la grippe, and l take
pleasure in recommending Pe-ru-na
as an excellent remedy to all fellow
sufferers.
Very respectfully, M. W. Howard.
Congressman Howard's home ad.
dress is Fort Payne, Ala.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh
Catarrh is well-nigh universal; almost
omnlpresent. Ie-ru-na is the only alb.
solute safeguard known. A cold is
the beginning of catarrh. To prevent
colds, to cure Gods, is to cheat catarrh
out of its victims Address Dr.Hart.
man, Columbus, o., for a free catarrh
book.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

acting as sergeant in company and
volunteered with his comrades. The
father was foreman of the composing
room of a Cripple Greek, Colo, news
paper, but concluded to follow his son
to the Philippines and Joined the regi-
ment. Arriving at Manila he was
transferred to the company of which
his son was sergeant. AS time passed.
the father saw himself still further out
ranked by his son. who, through meri-
torious service, won several promotions
and reached captaincy. The father is
so years old and the son 20.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
SON COMMANDS FATHER,

Unique Conditioa of Affairs in a Colo
rado Volunteer Regiment.
A unique position in the United
States army service is that occupied by
Benjamin Lear, Sr., and his son, former
residents of Cripple Greek, who are
members of the First Colorado Volun-
teer Regiment. which has been doing
duty in the Philippines. The father is
a private in G Company of the regim ent
and his son is captain of the same COM
pany, condition believed to be with
out parallel in the Government service.
When the First Colorado Regiment
was raised Benjamin Lear, Jr., was
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

With loca! applications, as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure 1t
you must take internal remedies. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the b.ood and mucous surfaces. Halls ca
tarrh Cure is not Quack medicine. 1t was
prescr bed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known, com
blned with the best blood purifiers, acting di-
rectiy on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
com blnatIon OF the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free
). CHENEY CO., Proprs., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
A Royal Chair.

An interesting chair in the newly re-
stored church called the Garrison
church, at Berlin, has been ordered by
the Kaiser to be placed in his pew
there. 1t is a simple wooden affair,
and bears the following inscription:
king Frederick William l. once sat
on this chair during divine services"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
CATARR

Catarrh has become such a common
disease that person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. 1t is customary to speak of Catarrh
as nothing more serious than bad cold,
a simple inflammation of the nose and
throat. 1t is, in fact, complicated and
very dangerous disease; if not at first, it
very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated BY
the foul secretions, and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis-
factory and disappointing because they do
not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S.
does. 1t cleanses the blood of the poison
and eliminates from the system ali catar-
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Chanae Of Mama

Mrs. Greene suppose the Chlt
ings are awfuliy stuck up since they
got that money from Mrs. CbitliHE's s
uncle?
Mrs. Gray-Not SO much ss oHe
might have supposed; but | notice that
when they have mineemeat On th4
table they call 1t croquettesi IL Hssa ~
be plain hash.-Boston Transcript,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Germany's New Navy.

The German naval programme,
which according to the original an
nouncement, was not to be completed
until 1916, is now, it SENS, to be
finished by 1906. In that year Ger
many will have at least 40 ships,
20 large cruisers and zS small cruis-
erS,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Patient-Now, DOCTOR what's tbs
matter with me. anyway
The Head Consulting Physician ~
My dear, Sir, do you suppose that II
we knew what was the matter with
you, we would have decided to hold d
post-mortem?-Ha Bazaar,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Her Reward,

I'D like to have my husband go
hunting"
Does he hit anything?"
Il don't think so; but as never ask
any questions about the game he
brings home he always buys me a
handsome present of some kind."-
Detroit Free Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Police Hard to Dismiss.

declared that it was easier to hang a
man for murder there than to dismiss
a policeman. Last year." he said,
the board had to pay out 100000
in back salaries to men who had
been reinstated by the courts.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Can't Take the Medicine,

Bobbs-Laughter is cure for in
digestion.
Dobbs-But man can't laugh when
he has yspepsia.-Baltimor Amer
ican.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

One of the strongest men recently stated
that the secret of his wonderful power was
perfect digestion. Hostetter's Stomach
Buffers ma kes digestion perfect, and cure.
all complaints arising from week stom.
ach. such as indigestion. hillousuess and
all liver and kidney ailments. Asa blood
purlter and nerve tonic>it is marvellous
II is recommended by physicians. and sold
by every druggist in the country. Try i,
also for malaria fever, and ague.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Quick Exit.

"Mr. Lew told me that he was
Yale man. Do you know what class
he was graduated from?"
From the sophomore class."-Har-
lem Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
The CASPIAN Sea.

The Caspian sea is literally great
depression in the surface of the earth.
1t is "a feet below the regular sea
level. Besides this, it's waters have
very little salt in them, being almost
fresh.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
New Industry in Australia

The culture of the olive has recently
been introduced into South Australia
and Victoria, and good crops of fruit
are now being obtained, yielding an ex-
cellent oil. The industry bids fair to
become an important one.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK


Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore, the
largest dealers in machinery on the
Pacific Coast, have just issued at con-
siderable expense neat and very COM
plete account book for up-to-date
threshel linen, etc. The books are Tor
free distribution, and all people who
want them should write Immediately
to Russell & Co., Portland, Ore.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Many kind of piles-itching, bleedinR-sIl
painful, terrible tortures but all are quickly
cnred by Cascarets Candy Cathartic. All drug
gists, 10c, 25c, 5Oc
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Cui Bono2

"They say that Old Gotrox is barely
able to write his name"
Now, that shows the injustice OF
things. Here | could write my name
to check with the greatest ease;
but what's the use?"-Indianapolis
Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Deafness isn't the affiiction to age
that it is to youth; deaf aged person
doesn't miss hearing many nice things.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
The Doctors Order.

Mother ian invald)-Johnny, don't
you think l ought to punish you for
being so bad?
Johnny (aged 5)-No mamma. You
I know the doctor said you was not to
indulge in any violent exercise.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Buying Land in Sweden,

In Sweden they have a land ar
rangement of this kind: the former
will give a tenant so many acres of
ground, provided the tenant will give
him so many days labor for so many
years, the labor to be paid as wanted.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Cost of Paris Police.

fhe cost of the police force of
"aris grows steadily year by year.
III 1872 it was s4,O31,725 of which
s2,237 300 was paid by the city and
the rest by the government; in 1885,
s4,961, 300; in h., $6,448,17O.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
EamiIX lies

How close is your relationship to
that millionaire?"
"Oh, his brother married my
brother-in-law's sister."-Detroit Free
Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Her Qefinifion-

What is your definition of satire?
Satire" said Miss Cayenne, "is
something that compels you to laugh
against your will in order to let it
appear that you are not angry
Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
For Catalogues
REGULAR Sell,

How has my new book sold?" asked
the young author of the bookman.
well, judging from what the pur-
chasers say, it is a regular sell!'-At-
lanta Constitution.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
A Homeless Case.

Its no use; Chumleigh never will
have sense"
why? What has he done now?"
paid me $40 he owed me right in
front of my tailor
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Mems Opinions.

You can't tell some women any
thing"
"Of course not; they won't stop
talking themselves long enough to let
you."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
In Mourninu,

Butcher-Leg O. Mutton? Yes'm.
Mrs. De Rigeur-And let it be off a
black sheep, if you please. We're in
mourning, you know.-Philadelph
Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Some people are enthusiastic in &C
cepting invitations. because they figure
that they will save that much by eat
ing away from home.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Denver has an ordinance which pro-
hibits operating an automobile at a
speed greater than six miles an hour,
and employs mounted policeman to
enforce it.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Bad for the Hotels.

Owing to the absence of British tour
lists. Belgian hotel-keepers have had
the worst year they have known.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

By taking GARFIELD TEA, the danger
OF contracting la grip is lessened,
for the system is cleansed. the
blood purified aud the digestion
perfected by this great herb cure.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26


chant of Spartanburg, S
I had a severe case of
nasal Catarrh, with all
the disagreeable effects
which belong to that
disease, and which
make life painful and
unendurable. I used
medicines prescribed by
leading physicians and
suggested by numbers
of friends, but without
getting any better. I
then began to take S. S.
S. 1t Lad the desired
effect, and cured me
- fAA- k11-.r ~:-LA
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Strike a S. ccess-

Cahill-Was the strike a success?
Cassidy - 1t was. After being out
six weeks we succeeded in gittin' back
our jobs.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
taSteless form. No Cure, No Pay, Price SOC
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Like all the male members of the
royal house of Germany, the crown
prince is about to learn trade, which
will probably be that of a compositor.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as q cough cure.-J. w. 0'BRIEN, 322
:hlrd Ave-, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan.
6, 1900.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Her Pointed View

Chappie (blase) Don't you think
society is an empty thing?
Miss Fuller-I think there are lots
1T empty things in society.-Smart
Set.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Younu Ladv

Young Lady Bell Ringers.
Six young ladies have learned the
art of bell ringing in the village of
Bradfield, England. They rang in"
1901 at the church.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

The Oldest fort in America is at St.
Augustine, Fla. 1t was built by the
Spanish over three centuries ago. It
was for a long time used as a prison
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

Most people have the church instinct
in their blood.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Caused Reduction

Caused Reduction in Arrests.
The fee system for arrests in Jack
son county, Missouri, was abolished a
year ago. The number of arrests since
that time has considerably decreased.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money ii it fails to cure
6. W. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

E1f@ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
TITO after first day NE of DR. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for 81 90 trial bottle and treat
iss. Dr. R. KLINE Ltd. y3l ArchSt Philadelphia Pa
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Spring Hum0rs
of the Blood

Come to a large majority Of people.
Probably 75 per cent. of these are
cured every year by Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, and we hope by this advertise
ment to get the other 25 per cent. to
take this great Spring Medicine.
1t will sharpen your appetite, cure
all stomach troubles, relieve that
tired feeling.
Its strength as blood purifier is
demonstrated by its marvellous cures Of
ScrofuIa Salt Rheun
ScaId Head Boils, Pinples
All Kinds Of Hunor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning rheumatism
Catarrh Malaria, Etc.
All of which are prevalent now.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AXE TAKING
When You take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
bottle showing that it is simply Iron and oui.
nine in tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Soc.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
Profits of a Convict Mine

ProfIts OF a Convict Mine.
The Tennessee convict coal min is a
paying institution. The profits in the
last six months will amount to more
than 100000.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26

FOR STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS
indigestion is effectually cured
by the original HERB medicine, GAR
FIELD TEA, which causes normal
action Of the digestive organs
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-03-26
When You Buy Ink

get Carter's and you will get the best every
time. ''1nklings' free. Carter's Ink Co,
Boston,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-06-27
Saengerfest at Marshiield. 4.

The coming event" with Marsh
field people for a long time has been
the meeting of the Central Wisconsin,
SaengerfeSt, which occurred in that
city last Sunday. Ten or twelve
thousand people came there to par
ticipate in the festivities drink a
glass of beer, sing d song on the
sidewalk or any old place, and to see
what is to be seen in big crowd. All
the visitors from this place enjoyed
the occasion, but there was insufficient
seats and shade to properly accom-
mOdate SO large a crowd, and the
visitors report that the food supply of
the town was OvertaXed, SO that some
Of the people went away hungry, but
all agree that the Marshfeld people
did everything they could for the
pleasure and accommodation of their
guests. All will not be satisfied how
ever much is done for them and in SO
large crowd some are certain to be
overlooked.
The Wisconsin Central had a special
train of seven coaches from Nekoosa
and with the Grand Rapids contingent,
all the cars were we'll filled. The
train returned at 11:30 Sunday night
without an accident having occurred
to mar the pleasure of the day.
Merrill was selected for the Saenger-
fest meeting place next year.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-06-27
CAMP MEETING CLOSES.
Sunday Night Was the Last of the Meetings
and Probably the Biggest.

The big Advent camp meeting
closed Sunday night with mammoth
meeting in the big tent. A talented
young talker addressed the audience
and referred feelingly to the ''Second
coming of Christ" which these people
have SO often set the time of occurring
only to have met with disappointment.
Without preSuming to advise on the
subject Of religion. and especially our
Advent friends, it might be we'll to
suggest that the prophetic declara-
tiOnS of the bible ought not to be
taken absolutely literally. 1t is
liable to lead one into many errors and
eXtrayagancieS.
From denominational standpoint
the meeting was quite successful and
much enjoyed by those in attendance.
Some additions to the sect were made
here: the weather was remarkably fine
throughout the session, and the lay
men of the church had an opportunity
to hear the most TALENTED preachers
and, missionaries of that body. On
Saturday baptiSmal ceremonies took
place in the river near the old Jackson
mill in this city, where some thirty
four adherentS of the faith were
Immersed in the presence Of Il large
company of people.
Monday morning most of the
campers ''folded their tents like the
Arabs and quietly wended their way
to the various depOtS toreturn to their
homes. On the whole Grand Rapids
people have enjoyed their stay in our
midst and VIC believe the visitors also
enjoyed their stay here very much.