New-York tribune., 1901-09-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Rev. Mr.. Sims" says THE Kansas City
Journal" has surrendered the pastorate OF an
Atchison Baptist church on the ground that he
cannot get along with his congregation He says
the women OF his flock want TO make ladies'
man out OF him. am willing he says. to make
calls on the sick afflicted, but | am too old
TO get mixed up in society. The women want me
to dance attendance and take sides in their quar-
reis but amt a-gong to do It, All want Is
for them 10 pay the 800 they owe and Will
eo 10 another church that is waiting for me.
which shows that even the Lords anonted have
TO drop their jobs and run when the social hend
takes after them
"Ah professor" exclaimed the conceited young
man. condescendinsly L wish knew as much
You would know more than T.. Z" replied the
''if you only knew as much as you think you
kno,y "-(Catholic Standard and Times.
Parsons" says Black and White "are very
often fond OF palaces especially If they have an
eve on q bishopric. but Coffee Palace such as
the Red House. which the Rev Harry Wisoa
hopes TO build in the Commercial road. Is a new
kind of thing thought of by new kind or parson.
Mr. Wilson is man who knows his people, and
he knows how the moths flicker round the gaudy
bars OF the gin palaces. So what he wishes to
do is to build Coffee Palace. with bright lights
and easy chairs. with newspapers and room TO
smoke-in fact. with every attraction that man
or saint can invent How many friends has he
In the East End? How many sheep are there In
Australia? Not TO know the Rev. Harry Wilson
,s 70 argue ones self unknown. He is everywhere
every mans friend, and a better man to raise and
conduct such a palace could not be found IL
England"
Church, see a man out West has drawn his will
On 'c1otbam-WeIl what's the difference? It's bound
20 he broken, anyhow.-Y Yonkers Statesman
"The Buffalo News" tells story of four-year-
old girl who spending night away from home
At bedtime she knelt her hostesss kness to say
,ta ntirv ind
ing Mrs B. unable to help her out. she concluded
| thus: please God, 'scuse me; can't remember
| nv nravers. and I'm staying with lady that don't
know any.
Wife (revisitins the scene of her betrothap-I re-
member Agern1n so we wem vo YOU 10
| Algernon--Yes, dear: and remember so well how
| kind and encouraging you were and how easy you
| made it for me, after all-CTit-Bits
parish priest. going his rounds one July day
| in n little Irish village, met farmer whom he
| knew well. but who was Protestant. and not a
| member of his flock. Says Pat: "Af we plase. yer
| riverince would ye be kond to pray for a
| wee drop o. rain come Sunday next. for sorra a
| tbinru grow in me little garden wild the present
| hate of the weather" I'm sorry to hear It," said
| ,he priest kindly. 'but why do you not ask your
| own clergyman Pat?' "Ah shure, yer rivernce,' -
| renlied Pat "and what for would be akin him to
prav for rain wild thin cocks O. hay a-standng on
his lawn?
| Sillicus-Do you believe that absence makes the
| heart grow fonder?
| CYn,eus-Not where a woman Is concerned. With
| har | should say that presents make the heart
grow fonder.-(Phila adelphia Record
! Among the Indian pupils who have recently en-
| ro,Ied at Haskell Institute. Kansas. according TO
| "rbe Lawrence Journal" are Mr. Bob Tall Bull.
Mr. Benedict Shoulder Blade, Mr. John Little Eyes
| N,,ss Emma Beaver Claw. Miss Minnie Squint
| r.. Miss Laura Nice Talker and Miss Minnie
| Stands UP.
s,s Needed Them.-'T wish. John she said re-
eretfully II had had enough not 70 oes.aoyy y
ou the letters YOU wrote me during the yenl aa a
ha,t Of your courtship" He smiled IN sfa.i..es ,
way II knew you would regret INA, so'e p need a
| he said 'Indeed I do she repheo =, :, !,
iitt,s change the worst of way. ano tne inah
| rho buys rags and old paper WAS nerg aL.d a.
| How wastefu we are In YOUTH! re ' uJne' hts
| her reproachfuly. and almost inVoluh'aih' 'Ae