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Morris tribune., 1901-05-25

Times:-In its report of Rev.
Richardson's sermon week ago Sun
day evening, the TRIBUNE saws he
preached from the familiar text.
.The love Of monev is. the root Of ali
kinds of evil" The TRIBUNE editor
should learn to separate his slang
from his scripture quotations.
What the editor of the Times is
pleased to call our slang is the re-
vised version Of Timothy 6:lO, the
change from the reading of the King
James translation being made at the
time of the revised translation ia 1881
From the same scripture, We learn,
,"If any man thinketh himself. to be
religious, while he sbridleth not
his tongue, but deceiyeth his
heart, that mans religion is vain
The editor Of the Times should read
HE Bible once ia twenty years 1t
least,
Morris tribune., 1901-05-25
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4 GENTS wanted to sell the Twen
"A tieth Century Stove Polish
Good commission. Call on g. H EiNKE
Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1901-05-25

'TISOR SALE The residence re-
a Gently occupied by e. r Bruhn.
ssluuira Of a. l.. Stengex
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

ored shirt waits its turn i'll the SOM
mer. There are. however, some very
pretty French shirtings, with small fig
ures in black on a white ground, or mar
row stripes. which are enjoying n bit of
a vogue. The question of wearing col
ored shirts with frock coats has already
been discussed. 1t is done in England
quite generally. but the coats are not
black usually. but of some gray or mix
ture. These frock suits are seen in the
morning and early afternoon, and for
the Londoner who is a man of leisure
they form. in the season. the tie be-
tween the formal afternoon dress and
the lounge of the morning
An Engllshman frequently varies his
dress gradually. and he passes from one
stage TO another as if in a period of
transition. When a man has nothing else
to do this changing of dress several times
a day becomes perhaps pleasure and an
interesting occupation, but in this land of
activity and excitement and hurry and
push there are very few men. even among
those who have fortunes ample enough
70 allow them to remain uptown and pass
half the early forenoon at the club. who
put their whole minds, as il were, into
the subject of dress
Returning for a last word on collars. il
is we'll to add that although the very
fashionable man will tell you that he
never wears detached collars, and that
like cuffs, the collar must be part of
the shirt, still. owing to the exigenceis
If the modern laundry, the detached col
lar has become almost universal Ii is
true that man who orders his evening
shirts of an expensive and ultra fashion
able haberdasher and pays no less than
from $50 to $50 or more dozen for
them. requires attached collars. But the
average man is very happy with the 9th
er kind. They are impossible to detect
and they are a great economy. The laun-
dries generally wear out a shirt first at
collared. while with the other method
this is NOT necessary. New York Com
mercial Advertiser
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
No Marriage Without Competence

Army and navy officers in Germany
are not allowed to marry unless they
have a certain private income and must
make a deposit of 10000 marks cash
$1,000 with the government before the
marriage can take place. This is deposit
cd to their credit in the public treasury,
and they receive 3 per cent. interest a
year. At the death of the officer the
principal is refunded TO his family The
purpose of this rule is to protect the gov
ernment from the burden of destitute Of
ficers' families, and also to protect the
officer against court-martial for the reg
ulations prohibit him from mourning
debts
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
Father of Arbitration Interviewed.

Pember Reeves. father of compulsory
arbitration and agent general for New
Zealand, declared to Daily Mail repre-
plete success. There has been no strike
of organized labor for the past six years, "
he said. There have been a few petty
cases by unorganized laborers varying
in numbers from sixteen to fifty. In no
case has there been a strike affecting
more than fifty men during these six
years 1t must he remembered that the
act deals only with organized labor. -
ou1Cu Mail
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
The JOYS of Au,omobi,,np.

Hail the new and dainty Divinity that
sits up aloft; the Twentieth Century's
Charioteer, She has one foot on the
gong; one hand controls the steering
gear, the other moves the lever that
starts or backs the auto, her keen eyes
sean the avenue for impediments: yet
withal she has witching glance for ac-
quaintances on foot or madame in her
cob-drawn landau. and her airy per-
slhage never tags as her seatmate inter-
JectS remarks of admiration or wonder
az the psychic force that sets the whole
ensemble in mOtion-Collier's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
Ausgekickt.

The Wurtemberg ministry of education
has instructed teachers throughout that
Kingdom to substitute German words
for sporting terms which have hitherto
been given in English or German adapta-
tions from the English. Thus, instead
of the word kieEen, in football phrase
oiogy, the word stossen is to be used
1t is especially laid down that German
words are to he introduced in connection
with gymnastic instruction and games
London Standard.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
The Shortest Name.

The shortest name ever put on the reg
lister al the Imperial hotel is thar of I.
Ita. a business man Of Chattanooga. He
registered yesterday and everyone
thought somebody had started 20 register
and stopped off before finishing it. The
name as registered contains only four
letters and reminds one OF the shortest
address that can be put on an envelope
50 il will be promptly delivered. This
address Is. Sun. y. Y."-Knoxville Sen
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

Brooklyn, y. Y, Dee. "a medical authori.
~ says: I'm many families throughout the
world Garfield Tea often takes the place OF
the family physician, for practically every
one suffers at times from disorders OF stom-
ach, liver kidneys or bowels. Certainly.
from no other medicine can such good re-
suits be obtained. This Herb remedy makes
people well. thus greatly increasing their
capacity for enjoying life; it is good for
young and old ~
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

ELY'S LIQUID CREAM BALM is
prepared for sufferers from nasal catarrh
who are used to an atomizer in spraying
the diseased membranes. All the healing
and soothing properties of Cream Balm
are retained in the new preparation. 1t
does not dry up the secretons. Price. in
GLIDING spraying tube. IS cts. At drug
gists' or Ely Bros, 90 Warren street,
New York, mail il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
Colleets Philippine orchids.

The finest collection of Philippine orcf.
ids in this country is owned by ]. c.
sSiesfricd of Alameda, Cal, and is kcp;
IN a private conservatory. which has hu,
lately been opened to the public. In the
various hothouses of his botanical gar
dens Mr.. Segfried has collected 2T6C
orchid plants. and their commercial, vain,
IS approximately $4,000. For upward OF
fifteen years he has been adding to the
list until now he has more than 1866 va
rieiies imported from thirty-six different
parts of the world.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home. lin New York.
Cure Feverishness. Bad Stomach, Teeth
ing Disorders, muve and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80.
600 testimonials. At all druggists, 25c
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen
s. Olmstead, LEROY. y. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

The Indian school Mt Pierre, s. n,
has an average daily attendance of 155.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

The last American camel died in
southwestern Arizona few weeks ago
The camels came to the United States
from Egyrt and Smyrna in 1851.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

We are ever without a bottle of Piso's
Cure for Consumption in our house.
Mrs f. NJ Swayze, Wakita, Okla, April
II, 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

The Legislature Of Texas apprapriat-
Oh 5000 TO have the statue of Gen. SAM
Uouston executed in marble fer the Hall
If Statuary in the rotunda of the nation
ii capitol at Washington.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

There are $500 acres of celery this
year in the peatlands near Westminster,
Cal. which, 1t is estimated, will produce
1000 carl0ads
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

"A heather was originally a dweller
on the German beaths, the last localities
in Germany to accept the Christian re-
lgion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

MRS. wINSLow'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething; sJftens the gums, reduces sn-
Illumination. allays pain. cures wind collie. Is
cents q bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

Last years production Of gold was
SOS, 100000 less than that of the preced-
ing wear
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

A French farmer has made expert
ments which show that caterpillars avoid
hack objects. but are attracted In mum
hers by white.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

Mrs. Austips Buckwheat is the real thing
gives you the real genuine old buekwheat
flavor. Be Sure and get the genuine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

ettiers on the bands of Western Canada, which
comprises the great grain and Hlnching lands
u Manitoba, Assiniboia, Alberta and Saskat-
'hewan. Exceptional advantages and low rates
iare are given to those DESTROYS 81 inspecting the
all grant lands. The handsome 40 page Atlas Of
nesernCanada sent free TO all applicants pply to
= Psdley, Supt of Immigration, Ottawa. Can. or
l. o. Currie, ! New Insurance Building. Mil
Eaukee. Wis, Agent for Government OF Canada.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

/ The microscope has shown yeast cells
in Egyptian bread more than 1000 years
j cid
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

In Oregon they call mudhens coots.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14
CapsicuIn uase!ine
Put Up in CoIIapsibIe Tubes.

FuC up IN \oIiapSiDie luDeS.
Substitute for and Superior to Mustard or any
other plaster, and will not blister the most delicate
skin. The pain allaying and curative qualities OF
this article are wonderful. 1t will stop the tooth
Ache at once, and relieve headache and sciatica
We recommend IL as the best and safest external
sounter-irrltant known, also as an external reme-
dy for pains in the, chest and stomach aud all
rheumatic, neuralgia and gouty, complaints.
trial win prove what we claim for it, and IL
will be found to be invaluable in the household.
Many people say at is the best OF all your prepa-
iations."
Price IS cents. at all druggists, or other dealers
Or by sending this amount to us in postage Stamps
We will send you tube by mail
No article shoald be accepted by the public I'M
essthe same carries our label, as otherwise il ia
not genuine.
CHEESEBR0UGH MANUFACTURING CO.,
II State Street, New Yerk City.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-14

Is the man who never
has q failure in crops,
gets splendid returns
for his labors, aud has
best social and religious
a diva TIA ge S, together
with splendid climate
and excellent b ealth.
These we give To the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
OIL FOR LOCOMOTIVES.
Fuel Petroleum Sad to Be Produced
Cheaper than Coal.

Fuel Petroleum Sad to Be Produced
Cheaper than Coal.
A prominent railroad man in Denver
said that the question of the substitu-
ton of oil in place of coal as fuel for
locomotives is merely one of the rela-
tive cost Of the two kinds of fuel. AT
only small cost a locomotive can be
changed from a coal burner to an oil
burner, and the change will be made if
oil is found to be the cheaper.
This opens up prospect for the con.
sumption of oil in the Rocky Noun.
tains, since it is highly probable that
fuel petroleum will be produced in this
State and other parts of the mountain
region at a lower cost than coal. ex-
cept in localities where the latter can
be mined at small expense.
1t has been thought that in this part
Of the country, says the Denver Repub-
lican, none save Illuminating oil would
be found to be profitable owing to the
low price of coal, but if the non-illum-
mating kind can be used without diff
Guilty on locomotives by changing them
from coal burners it may make a mar
ket for fuel oil not to be found in ordf-
nary manufactures. This kind will
probably be found at many places in
the mountains west Of the main range.
especially in northwestern Colorado
and in central Wyoming. It's develop
ment would undoubtedly be stimulated
by the prospect of disposing of it for
use by the railroads.
Thus, with both fuel and Illuminating
oil, Colorado may enjoy an oil boom in
the course of the near future, for there
is no doubt that it possesses both kinds
1t is the latter which has chiefly been
sought for in that State, and fortunate
~ it seems to have been found In sew
eral different places. 1t will probably
not come into use on locomotives be-
cause its higher value for illuminating
purposes will prohibit it's sale at prices
that would be competitive with coal
The use Of fuel oil on the locomotives
OF the Southern Pacific and in Texas
will be watched with interest by per-
sons connected with oil ventures in
that part of the country
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
The Absent-Minded Don

One of the finest instances of absence
of mind on record is that furnished by
a certain Oxford don, whose scholarly
abstraction frequently landed him in
difficulties.
Dining out one night, he suddenly be
came immersed in thought, and for a
time sat gazing at his plate, evidently
deeply engrossed in some mighty prob
lem.
Now it happened that his left-hand
neighbor, a portly dame, had a habit of
resting her hands on the table, palm
down and fingers closed.
Suddenly the professor awoke from
his brown study, seized his fork,
plunged it into the plump paw reposing
to the left Of his plate, and, beaming
genially through his glasses, remarked:
MY bread, think"-London Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Up to Old Tricks Again.

w. J. Frances, the man who was cap
tured in Trempealeau in 1896 and given
four years at Waupun for cracking and
robbng the safe in E. r. Johnson's store
at Centerville, and who, on the compile
tien of his sentence, was rearrested by
the United States authorities for the
Dexterville postottice robbery on Oct. L,
1896, and sentenced to prison by Judge
Burris, is again in the tolls. The other
night, it is alleged, he broke into the
postoffice at Blair, blew open the safe
and escaped with over 800 in money and
stamps He then walked to Hixon,
few miles distant, and retired. He was
apprehended by Officer Miller and will
again be turned over to the United States
authorities.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23

President Blanchard, OF Wheaton,
Illinois, College, in an address delivered
at a meeting of the Congregational min
listers Of Chicago, was unusually severe
against the tenderness and cons1dera-
ton with which ministers sometimes
treat their wealthy parishioners. All
the sheep in the flock should be treated
alike or If any distinction is to be made
it should be in favor Of the poor. The
rich, having more Of the root Of evil In
their hearts, are presumably more evil
in their lives and should be urged as
often as possible to obey the apostolic
command by "going to" in order that
they may weep and howl" Nor will
any harm be done if they are reminded
on Sunday mornings that the Magnifi-
cat still contains the reward about
the rich having been sent empty away.
Mr.. Blanchard's wishes in this matter
are unexceptionable. They proceed
upon the excellent principle that things
temporal should be Of minor import
ance in religious body where the OBJ
ject Of endeayor is to be found IN
things eternal. But it would seem that
before this principle, excellent as 1t is,
could be put into operation, there would
have to be certain changes in the organ
ization Of a great many churches. AT
present, in the average Protestant
church which elects its own governing
body and chooses it's own minister,
there is every opportunity for the ma
| jority, which usually consists Of men
in moderate circumstances, to make its
power felt both In the composition OF
the Board Of Trustees and in the selec,
ton of the pastor. But the majority
feels that the church cannot hold It's
head up in the world unless it has mon
ey, and how can money be secured IN
less mOneyed men are given such places
| Of prominence as will soothe their van
ity and so force their cooperation
Here is a question that, as a rule ad-
mits of but one answer. If 1t be admit
| ted that riches must be had, then the
rich men must be had, too, and the gov
erning Of the church IS passed over
| into their hands. If they do that gov
| erning in their own way and to suit
| themselves they are, indeed, to be
| blamed. They ought to be filed with q
sense Of the worthlessness Of money
and Of the essential equality of all men
But It appears that in many cases they
are filled instead with a sense of the
| wisdom Of the man who first found out
that money talks. This is wrong. But
what can be done about it as long as the
congregation will not make up it's mind
to get along without the money for
which it pays SO heavy price?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Invention to Bar Intrud.ers.

Nervous travellers who dread sleeping
in unknown houses will welcome the
so-calied "vigilant dragon" which is
not unlike a small brass-shelled tor
boise. 1t is, in fact, a dome-gong table
bell, with spiked legs, and with g
spiked dragons head. When a bed
room door is closed the spikes are
placed in the floor and against the door,
and then the dragons tail just touches
the floor. This tail is connected with
the bell clapper, SO that if any one en-
deavors to open the door from the out
side an obstacle is met with, and the
alarm given. When the anxious
watches of the night are over the wig
liant dragon" becomes a reposeful bell
for the writing table.-London Express.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Will Not stop Logging.

State Senator O'Neil emphatically de-
mics the published report that he had or
dered all logging operations suspended on
the Bad River Indian reservation because
of the prevalence of smallpox. 'The re-
port that we will shut down operations at
Odanah on account of smallpox" said
Mr.. O'Nei, sis ridiculous. There is no
smallpox in the camps and the number
Of cases in the village has been reduced
to sixteen. The Stearns Lumber Company
has 500 men at work on Bad River res
ervation and logging operations have not
been interfered with in the slightest de-
gree
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Trust Bubbles

The census reports are playing havoc
with the so-called trusts" For in
stance, take the paper trust" of which
we have heard so much during the past
two or three years. Census bulletin No.
% is devoted to the paper and pulp in
dustry. From it we learn that in the
past decade the number of establish
ments has increased from $40 to 76a
or 14.6 per cent; that the capital invest
ed has increased from $50, S29, 548 to
161.507,T13, or $50 per cent; that the
wage-earners have increased from 81.
$50 10 1866. Or 500 per cent: that the
total wages have lDtreased from S13,.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Have Already RetaIiateJ.

The suggestion so often made by
those who oppose the American tariff
system that unless it is modified the
other nations will retaliate by imposing
higher duties on our products is not
based on a knowledge Of the facts. The
nations most referred to as being like
ly to take this course are Russia, Ger
many and Austria. The truth is that
their tariffs are already higher than
ours, and on many articles are almost
prohibitive. The question is not one of
retaliation, but of discrimination. I'm
der these circumstances we alone are in
position to retaliate if it be done by
anybody. 1t is like the story Of the
meeting of the animals when the ques-
ton came up how they should manifest
their votes. The suggestion of the fox
that they should shake their tails was
about to meet with favor when the
coon remarked, "Mr. President, the
billy goat has already voted" The ma
tons referred to have already retail
ated.-Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23

If the church shall preach for the next
three years the duty of common honesty
in business and political life and shall
hold up the high standard Of life to
which it Is committed there ought to
come q change over the spirit Of the
times. The curse Of the present is the
admiration for "smartness." We talk
more about the cleyerness Of q scoun-
young men are growing up who believe
that success excuses everything.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Clothes of Skins of Rattlesnakes.

One of the most remarkable and most
valued curiosities in the possession of
an American gentleman named Peter
Gruber, of Rochester, n. Y, is a COM
plete suit Of clothes made from the
skins of rattlesnakes sewn together. No
fewer than 125 rattlesnakes were re-
Questioned to supply the necessary
skins for this purpose. Four differ
ent specimens Of rattlers are comprised
in the suit-black, brown, yellow and
gray-and the judicious arrangement of
these yariegated skins presents pecu-
liar and pretty effect. The buttons are
rattlesnakes' heads stuffed, and sup
piled with brilliant bead eyes. Even
Mr.. Gruber's hat and stick are COW
cred with skins, rendering the attire
the most extraordinary in the world
It's owner would not part with 1t for
any sum of money, for it is the only
one of it's kind in existence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
Four Men Capsized.

Four men We're picked up by the
schooner Three Sisters, ten miles north of
Menominee, three and a half miles out
in the bay. They were clinging to fish
stakes and We're nearly dead. The men
had been in the water three or four hours.
There was big gale blowing and the
Three Sisters had to sail close reefed.
Louis Larsen, who was sailing her, no
ticed a small pond boat drifting upside
down. He began q search and soon dis
covered the men. In half an hour more
they would have persisted, as it was get
ting dark and would not have been seen.
The fishermen had been lifting their nets
when a big sea capsized their boat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-23
WISCONSIN'S RECORD.
FAITHFULLY TOLD IN REAP ABLE
SHAPE.
Dig Fire at Sturgeon Bay-Old Offend
err Caught After Postoffice Robbery
Train Held Up by Tramps-Saloon-
keeper Shot and Robbed.

Fire at Sturgeon Bay destroyed $4,000
worth of lumber and for a time threaten
ed the entire city Four tremen We're Sc
riously injured before the flames We're I'M
der control They are: Joseph Johnson,
Fred Mabbett and Remharder of Stur-
geon Bay and Fred Baker of Kewaunee.
The fire started in the yards of the Par
ker Lumber Company during a heavy
gale and spread rapidly to the yards of
the Milwaukee Lumber Company and
the Pankratz Lumber Company. All
these were destroyed. The gale carried
the blazing lumber over the city, and for
a time it was feared the entire city would
burn. Aid was summoned from kewau-
nee and other neighboring towns.