The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1901-03-07
Humors feed on humors--the sooner you
get rid of them the better-HOod's Sarsapar
lila is the medicine to take.

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Theodore-sHe went so far as to call me
puppy! Harriet-"And at your age. The
ldea!' Boston Transcript
Piles cured in to nights One appli-
cation gives relief DR.. Agnew's Ointment
is boon for Itching Piles, or Blind, Bleed
ing Piles. 1t relieves quickly and perma-
nently. In skin eruptions it stands without
a rival. Thousands Of testimonials if you
want evidence. 50 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes 4 Cop.
Mosher-"Gargel says he has lots Of ac-
quaintances, but hardly any friends" Til
bury-"I should suppose that the more ac-
qualntances a man like Gargel had the
fewer would be his friends" Boston Tran
script.
A Veterans >tory-George Lewis of
Shamokin, Pa, writes: 81 am eighty years
Of age. l have been troubled with Catarrh
fifty years, and in my time have used great
many catarrh cures. but never had any
relief until l used DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder. One box cured me completely"
SOC cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A.
A. HOwes & Co.'S.
Not he.-"I must confess I'm rather su-
perstltlous. swell, Pm not, l wouldn't
it's sure sign that you're going to have
pad luck when you begin to get supersti-
tlous." Philadelphia Press.
Her Heart like d Polluted Spring
Mrs. James Srigley, Pelee Island, Ont,
says; -! was for five years afflicted with
dyspepsia, constipation, heart disease and
nervous prostration. l cured the heart
trouble with Dr. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart, and the other ailments vanished like
mist. Had relief in half an hour after the
first dose" Sold by Edmund Wilson and
A. A. HOweS q Co.-14.
Infantile pessimsm. Aunt Emma-s'Well,
Mary, haven't seen you for long time. l
hear that you have a little sister at your
Little Mary-'Cries? Well | should say
she does! Why, l never saw any one that
appeared to look on the dark side of things
as she doesH' Puck.
Ruby lips and a clear complexion, the
pride of women. Have you lost these
charms through torpid liver, constipation,
biliousness, or nervousness? DR.. Agnew's
Liver Pills will restore them to you-4O lit
tie 'Rubes' to a vial, 10 cents. Act like a
charm. Never grippe. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.'s.
He Didn't Stay. ''Tommy, run up and
tell your sister I'm here, will you?" "Aw,
what's the use? She knows it, cause when
she see you comm l hear her say, Dear me,
there comes the empty headed dude again"
Evening Bulletin.
81 owe my whole life to Burdock Blood
Bltters. Scrofulous sores covered my body.
me perfectly well woman Mrs. Chas.
Hutton, BerviIle, Mich.
He Protests. 'You must learn to behave
yourself at table, "But we amt got-boo-
hoo ANY comp'nyn'-Puck
A household necessity DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds
of any sort; cure sore throat, Group, catarrh,
asthma; never fails.
. Not Enough Men.-''Sayn' cried the first
'longshoreman, "ain't ye got any better
sense than to be smokin' while we're hand
lin these kegs of powder? Don't We know
there was an explosion last week that blow
ed up dozen men?' 'Faith," replied
Cassidy, ''that cud never happen here"
"Why not ?'' ''Bekase, there's only two av
us workin' here. Philadelphia Press.
"a dose in time saves lives Dr. Woods
Norway Pine Syruy; natures remedy for
coughs, colds, pulmonary diseases of every
sort.
Disproved. Parke: 81 know your wife
didn't like it because you brought me home
unexpectedly to dinner last night" Lane.
Nonsense. Why, you hadn't been gone
five minutes before she remarked that she
was glad it was no one else but you. "-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Hives are a terrible torment to the little
folks, and to some older ones. Easily cured
Doan's Ointment never fails. Instant re-
lief, permanent cure. At any drug store,
90 cents.
can International Courtship'' the new
and Accordingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as ga remark
able novel" 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men: Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave, N. Y. Postpaid $1.00 3yrs24
A bargain.-"Y Flora married titled
foreigner; for all she isn't so very rich. He
is the last OF his race ooh, well, rem
nants always come cheap, you know"
[ Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
1t has been fully demonstrated that
Catarrh and cold in the head. This dis
tlnctiOn has been achieved only as the re-
suit OF a continued successful use. A NOR
bid condition of the membrane in the nasal
passages can be cured by this purifying and
healing treatment. Sold by druggists or it
will be mailed for so cents. Ely Brothers, Sc
Warren Street, New York. 1t spreads over
the membrane, is absorbed and relief is
immediate.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day. Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
a delicious and healthful dessert. Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling! no baking
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor:
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocers, 10 cts. 1y1O
Hopeless-"My volume of poems is filled
with typographical errors" cried the poet.
'sY es," replied the disguised publisher
''Even the proof reader seems to ha We balk
ed at reading it through. ''-Philadelphia-
North American.
BELLAV1TA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment Soc, so days treatment $1.OO. Sold by
A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Belfast, Me-
3yrs24.
That Boy Again.-Mrs. Blinkins (sweetly)
-'Do have another piece of cake, Cousin
John" Cousin John-"Why, really, I've
already had two; but it's SO good l believe
l will have another Little Johnnie lex
citedly)-"Ma's winner! Mas winner |!
She said she'd bet you'd make pig of your
self ''-Brooklyn Life.
Jell-O, The New Dessert
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