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AFTER-EFFECTS OF LA GRIPPE.
Pe-ru-rla a Specific Restorative That Has,
Stood the Test of Time.

Con.ro.sman White. of North
Carolina. saws: "Ifn,' F-Iuna to
Lc an cyccilcn. remedy for the
eIiE. have used II in my fam
IL, and they all joil, me In
rccn uIir" I '-Eeo-ec II.
Win {, on:.r '.nan :to.a No tn
{ aroIina.
Mss = ..c-s -. anderson, of
Washington. u. G.. daufhier of
Judge Ande: son, Of Virginia.
says: "I was taken very III with
tn c-;p. I.ook PcruEa and was
able t, leave my bed in a week. "
Mss. Harriet 4. s. Marsh,
p. csidcH: Of The WoHlan's Be-
ncv lint LssOcia1ior. Of Chicago,
! writes: -; snHc ri with grip
seven weeks. Noni helped me.
T ic'i Fe,rna ana within three
wee Ks Twas iu!lv restored. Shall
never De without it agaia."
Mrs. VI. wr!Sa,. seer-.,ry G.od TempIsss:
Ledge. No. II. aud Lady 81 no Maeesbess:
1874 Fillmore Street. n. E..
Minneapolis. Minn.
I .r".r,: 'hi'. winter with an attack Of
In such cases / dec.deI TO Try It. ! lui
st.Il using terurn and end that It helps
rae greatly.
u hsv" Inau.nced several friends az
nictcd with chronic co,arrh TO take Pefuns
- ~ al chow -nrierful improvement
bell { 20 bc tie b.s, rnnd.c.n before
the pubEie."-Mrs. ". Wright.
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A: ,ss appearance q IL. ART .ynptens
OF grip peDS.o sEo1!a sAy indoors ana
overy hour unt.l the symptoms disappear.
Til, will prev.n, 4 long. d!saSt!ouS sick.
aess and ."fhaas fatal results.
II you 90 10, derive prompt AID ssus-
.acto.y reau!tS from the ute OF PerunS
w.te \, once TO Or. Hartman. cavinE
full statement Of yaur case. and 20 VIII o~
p',psPd 20 give you his valuable advice
Yfatys
pcruna IL tho ACKNOWLEDGED catarrh
rein.d, {; tns axe. Dr. hartman. the eoui-
,.tnds- az Fortuna has written . book on
The phases Of ratarrh peculiar 10 women.
s,'-.irH '.I'cai." ant Beauty" II will BE-
s.nt free 70 any address By The PerunA
WcsteI.., - r. '.'t-t'S n
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without rsisins the discussion a. 70
.u.crooe Or not =. .L-st his much Is car
tain nrd Omitted BY AL. tina, !; VIII pro;
o ops '"r.d Il caves a ptIsaa bag.
GARD, we1k. sai!ow. ira:a!ed.ou'. rnuc aus
Ine,as rants a!l conge.itd. appetite change.
rmo:!rs lie OF All n.anIng or te,raSi'i'y
Thcre IL no rsnuGy In the sor.d that
meets the condition. produced by Ia 8. p2c
better :hAa the :ensds. PCCuaa. Ptru.a
sircnsthtns AS 4 renovatss. ,oothcs while
/, stimulates. hea.s q. /; sSpgrSatcs. Pc
ruaa Is not & purxst.ve. or cathir'tc. or
ssdnt!ve. or st!nIulAri. nor u vegetable or
miueral poison. II reaches 'aG source OF
All diseases or The mueou3 membrane. b.!
''s action on thc Saso-mo,or system o.
nervr1.
Every person who has had Il grippe during
the last year should tate a cou.z. Of re
unless they do 20. TN- "TRIP has produced
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KILLED AND BURNED
HER LOVE iN THE STREETS or FEZ.
Mrs. Ezag,'i Will Soon
Receive Her IndeIn-
nifty, but the Cruiser
New York Is on the
Way to Morocco TO
induce the Sultan to
Pay Still Another.


'''sahl'
t1siEr wH, ht ~ tu
a.,, rf.t.F-. a. al. ana,
~" F1rs W. '1.l &"
Rem itfrf-F s.4.L Rut.s H. IL u.S
,,.r.,., tf.,
~
demands ~ 'tt ~ ''"n' 'n ''nmn"'
for an applUt, ma tie pa 'u".;
,l,Ir. ,u.,r..y,+ gr ss5,.t
""s" '.'''''7 "'r maui ~.
~ Amer! au utEg'lr.ft aE a'Hittn..
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erl III ois,. a ,;.tT " s oHs
sid
Omaha. Ncb, January 75 1900.
The P.1ura No licinc Comp n.y. Columbus ONO:
"Geniemen-L IS old. hale and heart, and
helped attain it,
my lie despair.d of. Perrna saved c'J r. GULL
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Til" minister has preached sixty Year,.
rGtrf.,i one housnrd couples and con-
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asking Indemnity.

vs. EN- tho Indemnity claim was pre-
cent. "a, Goy'rnmeH. ~ Morocco se;
NJ IN" plea that according 20 :helr
law. r.EIsul VA 'tT"u ~ -
anuu'rN IS AZ md been sh,rc for over
I'VE " strr thr tlmr that u Saa nsc'S.
aIry Tor him 10 ~ In the tniict.
states to become I silicon,
So, n prhHlps ir ra.orcc the claim. The
Ntr4hip Disc MAS ordered from Naples
.l,' proceed iir-ct 10 TANKER. and 'hunc,
II, MuIn,aD CIV. To- see that The Day
ir,Ut N.,< made Tine Suiian. however.
Gu."tlt adjusted The matter by paying
IN amount asked.
li- he's ~ other claims to make
good. l'I -" cruiser New York may
t'ni - ''"rn'c his action IN .aese
Instances h.Sr
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Catarrhal Inflammation o: she ~hclo
..SEus membrane. and good nealih Is IN.
:2a! condition. This ISrCE. will do. 4
great Cany remedies have been suggested
reruua Arrears 20 Be TIE ea!y remedy ;h,i
has Any :un,tapt!e! value IN these e:s.s
Il has stood she test o! forty rea.s ss.
rott.'cT ~ te.7- tie leading q. rot :lr
o1l,, '7'''fc rstascy for the at.er.eHscts
q Ia sTTae
Am9EE The t1sny pro,nineut people who
are the 'rro~ir-
CCn!t'cssT Howard nf Ain
brHnH. says: FL have taken Pc.
,Hna f,rthc grip md recon, mend
ii az an excellent remedy to all
fellow sufferers. IN. W. How.
ard, Congressman from 4 Iabaxna.
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HeIp Wantco-kiafe

!:SGRNrER Wanted. an .Exravor Who 10 a
gooi iettcrce AMI Also accustomed TO souvenir
Hpoou work; permanent p"ainoa for right person.
Apply u. Wallace Sons NtT. Co.. wai.aE.
ford Cotn.
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TRACED, IL tn. street.

/ "lp was Known 20 De OF the jewish
| tnth
TrnR ~,i. In tn" street.
ono afternoon my husband was I'd.
| ing IN horseback through narrow
stree, OF Fec. said Nm E.:agui. Com
! :uS u the other direction was 4 high
ipcls-t who ot!iciatcd as an upper sheriff.
! aIsr 1n horseback. There was barely
room between the buildings for the men
|!u pass As their horses edged UP
'bNntd she walls on either side Eza su!s
u brushed against the knee OF the
lntdr! dog cried the prizes, in
uuysr
curses on YOU rc;or,ed Ezagui IN
Nruhia ! am no more dog than thou.
n. priest then shouted In a loud
y4.sr Instantly the lDiIcrCrs in the
stree" gathered abou; the two mi !.
srllr VI the Arabs ana Moors laid
huuu. Oh my husband. and. knowing h y
.ituV"r il. took his plsto! from his be,
,Ed ured The bullet struck the priest
"Wltn i ary ,o- vengeance The mob
piH,I Marcus rom MS horse and beA;
MN - d"nlh IN ;hc street. aud then
huru.l lis body IN a 'irc which they
N.u f4r'rl near nv.
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:: i.s.1,Is beliefs. while tolerated. are de-
{. sulIcd II was this blind worship OF
|. Islam that led TO the death Of E1agut.
!. H.p known 20 De OF the Jewish
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T,,r Mi,lnr,, s,nr,

u ID not Tx. 10 talk about H. ! did rot
Tx" 1t TIL MurpHCp. 20 | came biyk 'u
New York. Then waited OH u ,Ho
'rnE ycir-. FOR my husband Nrd n Wai.
hari 90 struggle FOR he little mes lu
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
zeal fuel The crude oil can be bought

zeal fuel The crude oil can be bought
at from 80 to so cents per barrel. This
is cheap to the railroad companies and
means a great bonanza to the owners
Of the we'll. 1t means that much for
each barrel of oil which is produced
and marketed in the tank cars of the
company by the simple turning Of a
valve at the mouth of the we'll.
Mr.. Lucas said he had little FEAR Of
his ability to shut off the gusher in
the first few days of excitement fol-
lowing the great discovery. His great
est concern vas for fear the lakes of
oil, whose dimensions were constantly
increasing, would catch on fire and
spread death and devastation every
where. He got the flow shut off as
soon as possible and the had great
earth embankments placed about the
mouth of the well to prevent accidents.
That his fear was well founded Is
shown by the. fact that shortly after
this $350,OOO worth Of oil was destroy
ed by fire as it stood in lakes about
the mouth of the well.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
His First Railway Ride.

An old man who has been a farmer
for 81 years in Missouri says: "When
I began farming, 1 plowed with a
wooden plow, cut wheat and oats with
a sickle and thrashed them out by the
tramping process, cut the meadow with
a scythe and used a wooden tooth har-
row Much Of the wheat and corn l
raised was eaten by deer, turkeys and
prairie chickens. 1t was no uncommon
sight to see as many as 20 deer in a
herd Just think of the jump from an
OK team to a railroad! l remember my
first trip on b cars. 1t was in 1876,
/ think. My wife and I drove from
Harmony to Ashley to see some
friends. When at Curryvi1le, we con-
cluded to take a trip up into Audrain
county to Vandalia. Well, when the
train started and we were moving over
the prairie the experience was SO pleas
ing and novel that l couldn't help
thinking of the wonderful age. 1t felt
so good to be wheeling through space
that we remained aboard until we
reached Mexico, the county seat of Au-
drain county. 1t was wonderful to go
that far and back in a day"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

1.-THE proper way to go up stairs
said the young ambulance surgeon, "is
to hold the body erect and step leisure
ly, planting each foot firmly on the
successive stairs"
He paused a moment as he pushed
his chair back from the table and lit a
perfecto that his host, the newspaper
man, passed to him.
"Pshawn remarked the molder of
public opinion. Il suppose you have
just come from a lecture on hygiene,
and that owl faced professor has i'm
pressed you with the idea that he really
knows what he is talking about. Now,
my experience" he continued, with a
grin, "proves that the best va to get
up stairs is to take the elevator"
Both laughed at the alleged WITH
cism, but stopped suddenly when the
hostess remarked: 81 suppose either
way would be acceptable, but your
usual way appears to be to take off
your shoes and crawl up on all tours SO
that no one hears you. Even that
might be all right" she continued, "but
why do you complete the transit by
falling over a chair and waking up
everybody within a block of the house
with your side remarks? / should
think hat either of the methods O
suggested would be an improvement on
he's style you apparently preferred last
century."-New York Telegraph.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
ENGLAND'S STEEL IMPORTS.
British Manufacturers See Troub1
In Future American Competition.

British Manufacturers See
In Future American Competition.
Some uneasy reflections as to the fu-
lure of the British steel trade will be
induced by the report just issued by
the customs authorities, says the Lon
don Express. 1t shows the quantities
Of ~unwrought steel imported into the
United Kingdom from foreign coun-
tries during the past three years, and
the figures are indeed startling. They
are as follows: For 1898, 10000 tons:
1899, 1900 tons; 1900, 10000 tons.
| This enormous increase is practically
all from the United States, which sem
last year $4,000 tons against $4,000
tons in the preceding year. Increased
quantities of steel have also been i'm
ported from Belgium and Holland, but
that is small in comparison with Amer
lear imports. Steel manufacturers in
Sheffield attribute the growing use Of
/ American steel to the fact that the high
price of fuel makes it impossible for
home producers to compete. They ac<
cuse b British coal owners of follow
ing a selfish and shortsighted policy
and also allege trades union interior
ence as one of the disadvantages under
which the home producer suffers.
Some idea of the purposes to which
American steel is put may be gained
by re1narking the ports of entry. Last
year $4,000 tons were imported at New
port and $1,000 tons at Swansea. These
ports took only small quantities the
previous year, and the steel is pre-
sumably for use in the tin plate in
dustry. Liverpool doubled and Glas-
gov nearly q%uadrupled it's import of
American steel. The total entered at
the Mersey port was $1,000 tons, a
considerable quantity of which, no
doubt, went to Sheffield in the form of
billets. The total value of American
steel imported last year may be some
where about f1,OOO,O 900.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
Lake Sturgeon Becoming Scarce.

Inspector o. B. Sheppard Of the Ca
madam department Of fisheries says in
his annual report that unless some
thing is done to prevent it sturgeon
oon will be practically extinct in the
Lake Huron and Georgian bay district.
In the northern part Of the district, es-
pecially in Lake Nipissing and rivers
leading therefrom, they are still plenti-
full, but they are being slaughtered at
a fearful rate, n firm having shipped
10000 pounds Of caviare in the season.
AS the roe is the part of the fish that
is of the most value, and it is taken
just before spawning, the sturgeon a
no chance to reproduce itself, and the
end must shortly come. Mr.. Sheppard
strongly advises drastic measures Of
nrotection for the fish for a few years.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
I'm the

The Transports slowly takin on her lumber;
The line of cascades driftin out to sea.
The tween deck full, she's got her ratin number;
She's homeward bound, an yit-she's leavin me.
! got the very pipeclay in my marrow;
! like the heft, l love the feel of men.
j got no use fer smoothed down ways nor narrow;
! like the life, an so I'll list again.
An see each mornin when the mists are risin
Cloudlike on palm, in jungle an on beach,
The kind of men who get what they can reach;
The men who know a rife from a measure,
Who work an live an lie an fight like men.
Here's yer happy home ut last; go seek yer treas
ure,
An if yer fail-go try it on again.
An it's three rounds blank, an mark the place
you lie
Three rounds blank, an there amt a chaplain
nigh.
Escort turnl Oh, keep your touch in marchin
An the dust clouds risin like a devil in the
breeze.
Eyes filed with dust an the mouth an throat
a-parchin,
An they load you on the transport fer your
final trip to sea.
Homes but q name to US who're in the service,
Love an ease an fame the goals we cannot
reach,
But we're Eftin up the flag, an we've that at
least to nerve US,
Ar our hearts aboard the transport, an she's
fadln from the beach.
-ceorgs q Rodney In Philadelphia Prea.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
SWEDISH AIR TORPEDO.
Motion of P~roject11e Caused by Igni-
ton of Gas.

AOAAOAA - A0SS ~ AeAA
ton of Gas.
An air torpedo Of a construction here
tofore unknown has been patented by
a Swedish major, Mr.. Unge, and the
inventor has just received a govern
ment subsidy for making experiments
with the new torpedo.
The motion Of this peculiar projectile
through the air, according to the pat
eRt specifications, is caused exclusively
by a force which Is developed in the
torpedo little by little from ignition of
a gas generated from slowly burning
material. The pressure Of the gas
gradually becoming stronger, propels
the torpedo through an arrangement
by which the gas can escape at the
bottom.
Once in motion, the torpedo therefore
Increases it's speed in the same degree
as the gas pressure is increased. The
charge may consist Of any explosive,
provided the same is ignited only by
shocks or blows. The initial velocity
need be but slight, as the torpedo is
impelled by its own force. Therefore
the discharge from the torpedo gun,
constructed for the purpose, occasions
no report nor recoil and but little pres
sure and consequently is not in the
least dangerous to those handling the
gun. At the trials made SO far the tor
pedoes trayersed a distance Of 10000
feet.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16

tFrom photo taken six days after the strike.1
which have been made thus far, says
the st. Louis Globe-Democrat. He pos
sesses a medal given to him by the citi-
ems of Beaumont, handsomely carved
and enameled, on which appears a rep
resentation of the big derrick over the
great Lucas gusher' and an inscrip-
ton indicating that it produces 10000
barrels daily"
In the east he has found that the
prevailing impression is that he is now
taking out hundreds and thousands of
barrels of oil daily, when as a matter
of fact little oil has been removed from
the well except that which wasted be-
fore the flow could be controlled and
shut off. But q new tank was recently
completed in the vicinity of the oil we'll
which had a capacity Of $4,000 barrels
of ell. The time at which the flow was
turned in from the well was carefully
noted. and in a few minutes less han
II hours later the tank a been COM
pletely filled. indicating hat the new
well has a capacity at this time of
something over 10000 barrels.
Mr.. Lucas and the gentlemen who
are associated with him in the new en-
terprise own all of the wells which
have been bored in the vicinity which
have given anything like a phenomenal
yield. All of the land for many rods
about the original "gusher" is owned
or controlled by the Lucas interests,
except about 400 acres about a half
mile to the southwest. This they were
unable to get control of, and the par
ties who own it have divided it up
into small plots and are capitalizing
them hea vily. The Lucas interests
have acquired control of some of these
plots, However, Mr.. Lucas is of the
opinion that there is a wide area Of oil
country in the vicinity of the oil wells
which have showed such remarkable
characteristics thus far. He says per-
haps the oil area extends far over into
Louisiana. He does not say on what
he basis this belief, but as he vas con-
cerned for a long time in the salt bor-
ings in Louisiana he is entirely ia
miliar with the conditions in all of the
country thereabout and with the condi-
ton which led to his great discovery.
Until pipe lines to Port Arthur and
other preparations can be made for
handling the product none of the wells
which he has bored will be worked.
The Southern Pacific was the first
Of the big enterprises to realize the
importance of the discovery to the
southwest and is one of the first to
utilize it. The road is building big
tanks along it's roadbed and already
has. plans aud construction work in
progress for tanks as far away as
Lordsburg, n. NJ, $50 miles from Ell
Paso. 1t is rapidly converting it's en-
gines to make use of the crude oil and
believes that, as in southern Caiifor-
mia, the crude oil will make an econom-
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
LIKE A SMITHY
Novel Idea Which a New York Man
Will Garry Out.

Novel idea Which a New York Man
Will Carry Out.
a New York man one day in the
country toasted some meat over the
forge Of a blacksmith shop. He found
to his surprise that the intense heat
had broiled the chop or steak more
quickly than did the range in his own
house. It occurred to him that a chop
house fashioned like a blacksmith's
shop would be an extraordinary novel
ty. He thought the matter over and
evolved many details. At last he Pro-
tected his ideas by copyrighting and
patenting whatever he could. The
project, as it now stands, involves the
imitation Of a smithy for a restaurant.
The FORCES, worked with aut 1matic
bellows, r employed for preparing
steaks, chops, etc. The anvils are
followed and inside of the horns have
a faucet from which liquors can be
drawn at will. Steel bars are really
hollow tubes through which mineral
waters, wines and other fluids can be
drawn from barrels hidden in the gar
ret or connected by a force pump with
the cellar. A wooden horse serves as
q closet, in which bread and rolls can
be kept warm and fresh for hours at
a time. The plates are made of wood,
but resemble pieces Of a blacksmith's
apron.
The ingenious inventor, according to
the Chicago Inter Ocean, proposes to
raise capital and to erect smithy chop
houses in New York, Philadelphia,
Washington and Chicago at once He
insists once a a has eaten meat
cooked over a smithy fire he will have
It in no other way.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
Latest Athletic Rules at Yale.

At a mass meeting of Yale under
held the other day at New
Haven new eligibility rules for ath-
letes of the university were adopted,
says the New York World. Hereafter
freshmen in the professional schools
become members of Yale athletic
on entering college. Heretofore
they were compelled to wait one year.
The students Of all departments are
now on the same basis as far as eligi-
bility to athletic teams In concerned.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
THE FILlPlNOS AT HOME.

A Returned Says They Are
industrious and Eager to Learn.
Sergeant Thomas II. McClung of the
Thirtieth United States infantry, who
traversed the greater portion Of the is
land of Luzon during a two years cam
paign against the Philippine insurgents,
is at home and gives some interesting
accounts of conditions existing in the
archipela go. In speaking to the St
Louis Globe-Democrat correspondent at
Flora, Ills. Sergeant McClung said:
The people of the United States
have a ~misconception of the character
of the Inhabitants Of the Philippines.
Instead Of being a race Of savages, the
major portion of the population is in
telligent and we'll advanced in cfviliza-
ton, considering the chaotic state of
affairs which has existed for ages. As
a people they are very fond of music,
and every town of any consequence has
a band. The Tagalog tribe, which pre-
dominates in LuZon, represents the bet
ter type of the native Filipino, and the
people are remarkably well educated.
In many instances the children not
only read and write Tagalog, but Span
ish as well, and gladly improve the op-
%portunity Of learning English. The bet
ter classes welcome American rule, and
especially the property owners, who
recognize the benefits to be derived
from a settled condition of affairs.
'"The rowing bands of marauders who
are causing most of the trouble at the
present time have always infested the
islands, and the better class of natives
fear them as much as do the other resi-
dents"
Sergeant McC1ung is a veteran Of ths
Spanish-American war, having served
in the First Mississippi volunteer in.
fantry.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
MOSQUITOES, Forest and Fever.

If a frost is the effective agent
against the continuance of yellow fe-
yer, how has it happened that the fe-
yer has ceased in it's time at Key West,
st. kits, Vera Cruz and elsewhere to
the south of us, where there is neve
a frost? AS for the mosquito going
out Of business with the appearance
of the frost, that is surely a mistake.
The winter following the last appear
ance of fever here was so mild that
the mosquitoes remained in commits
sion until March. The fever, however,
disappeared the last week in Deem
ber.-Mobile Register.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-16
THE PRESIDENT AT PLAY

You should have seen the president
at play a few weeks ago. 1t was a very
pretty sight. Little Leonora P, a
child of 5 or 6, came n day to the
White House to see Mrs. Mckinley.
Leonora arrived all starched and frill-
ed and with her best and primmest
manners to the fore. Her Did black
nanny nurse was with her, and it
was evident that Leonora had been in
structed to be very polite and not to
sit down in the presence of the mis-
tress of the White House unless press
ed to do so and, above all, to answer
all questions promptly. Both the pres
ident and Mrs. Mckinley received the
child. They did all they could to make
her feel at home, but Leonora was evil
IDENTIFY a good deal awed. At last Mrs.
Mckinley, observing the years of the
old black nanny, pressed her to sit
down and the child, too, but Leonora
said admonishingly to her nurse in an
undertone and holding herself bolt up
right:
"No, nanny. Servants must not
sit"
"Why, Leonora," said Mrs. McKin-
ley, much amused, "mammy's an old
woman. And you sit down yourself"
"Oh, yes'm," returned the child
gravely. "But, then, I'm people"
This reply nearly bowled the presi-
dent over, and he inc Mrs. Mckinley
smiled broadly. Then Mrs. Mckinley
tool out her watch, which contains a
portrait Of the president. She held it
out and said coaxing1y:
"Leonora, you cannot tell me of
whom this is a picture"
Leonora drew near and scanned the
open watch. A bright look swept over
her face.
ooh, yes'm! I know who it is"
"Well, who is it, Leonora?'
"It's Dewey"
This was altogether too much for
the president. He went off into a fit
of laughter, long and loud.-""The Con-
CHEESEMAN'S Wife" in Saturday Evening
Post.