davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
Beauties of Employing a Mascot.


Boy-Say, mister, let me bait your
hook.
Fisherman-I will, If you give me
good luck.
Boy adjusting the baiN-The last
man | baited for got turned out of
church for telling the truth about how
many fish he caught.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

Young Lady Patlent-Doctor, what
do you do when you burn your mouth
with hot coffee?
Doetor-Swearl l-Plck-M
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
PICTURES ON HUMAN SKIN.

The Latest Parisian Fad Has Made
Its Debut in This Cou y.
Not long after Dinkereseo. the noted
Russian chemist had discovered that it
ispossIble to reproduce a photograph on
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
seldo1n.

Song writers may turn out airs by the
million, but they seldom become MIL
lionaires. Philadelphia Record.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
Some cau.e lor 10y Yet.

"Welt Dave, what did you do on your
fiftleth birthday"
"Oh, passed resolutions that was
glad wasn't 100 O"-Detroit Free Piess.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

I'D fix that Hall of Fame all RIGHT y
What would be your basis of
cholceT
why, think no mans name ought
70 go in there until everybody is dead
that knew him."-Indianapolis Journal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

"What do you think is the saddest
work Of fiction you ever readp
"Ihe cook book" answered the young
woman who has not been married very
long. mot more than one in ten of
those pieces come out right."-Wash-
ingtn Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

He-You climed re Matterhorn? Eat
was great foot.
She-Great feat, you mean, Count.
He-Ah! Zen you climed him more
rs once!-Punch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

thus provided. AS the brace depends
upon no exterior support and is light
and easily attached 1t will be an aid to
football, baseball and golf players also.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
on MS Mettie.

Uncle Bob Well, Johnny, are you at
the head Of your class?
Johnny-No, but can lick the fellow
that is!--Answers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
Simply kxsts.

Miss Representations! You don't
mean to say that you absolutely do
nothing?
Cholly-Aw, weally, don't even do
that. My man attends to ev'wythlng,
v know.-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA.
RloUS HuMORlSTS

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-sayings that Are Cheer
full to Old or Young-Funny Selec-
tions that You Will Enjoy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

Grogan-H suppose you know 1t is the
proper caper now not to serve butter at
dinner
Hogan-That's always been the rule
at our clearinghouse. They serve oleo
instead you know.-Boston Transcript.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
The Strenuous Life.

New Reporter tired out)-To-day is
Saturday, and you know that this State
now has a Saturday half-holiday law
which,
City Editor-By jinks! nearly for
got 1t. Rush out and get up five-col-
umn article on how the day is being OBJ
seryed.-New York Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

"You seem to have discovered the Sc
cret of keeping a servant girl, Mrs
HIP
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

Yes. Several years ago | found
maid whom my gowns wouldexactly hit,
and have had no trouble snce."-Den-
yer Times
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04
Time Is Comparative.

Teacher Charles, what is the short
est day Of the year?
Charles (from experence)-The day
your father promises to give you lick
ing before you go to bed.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

Josh Hayrake-rye got one smart
son up in the Klondike.
Reuben Glue-Gettin' rich fast, |.
s'pose?
Josh Hayrake-Oh, yes; he writes
that he'll soon have enough tew git
home with. Brooklyn Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

please, want a pennorth of-er-
er-I want -er-er---"
Have you forgotten what you came
for?
Eyes, that's what want"
"WhatY flsH
"Camphor. Moonshine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

Time is but a narrow rufiie on the
edge Of eternity.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-04

"Camphor." Moonshine.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
ROBBlNG THE
CHICKEN COOPS.
Thieves Likely to be Shot at Sum.
NIT, and Doctors Away.
(special Correspondence.l }

Especial Correspondence
Summit, Aug. 2T.--Dr. Alexander,
has decided to take a special course.
He goes to Clevland this week for
that purpose.
Lewis Cradle has moved to town.
David Lewis moved to town last
week from Austiuville, o.
The Highland Park camp meeting, is
being well attended from this vii
lage and surrounding neighborhood.
Cottage Grove has had several small
picnics lately.
The late rains are livening things
up wonderfully.
Many people are complaining that
their chicken roosts are being robbed
Somebody will evidently get shot
gun reception IL the chicken stealing
is not stopped and their may not be
doctor to help him out of his trou
BILE.
Gus Kepler OF the N. o. T. Co.
spent Sunday at home
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
HOMES GLADDENED.
Two Families at Doylestown Have
Cause For Rejoicing.
Especial Correspondence

Doylestown, Aug, 27.-Mr. Chas
Deible attended the camp, meeting al
Smlthville, Sunday afternoon.
The rebuilding of the Empire shor
is rapidly progressing.
There will be band concert on the
Public Square, Saturday evening.
Miss Mary Weinsheimer, of Akron
spent Sunday with her parents.
Mr.. Geo. Nichter and wife. of Cana
Fulton, spent Sunday with Mrs
Nlchter's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Gardner.
Mrs. Gust Brandt, and children, o.
Canal Fulton, are spending the weel
with relatives here.
Mr.. Albert Kline and wife, of Akron
are visiting in town.
Born-To Louis whitman and wife
Friday, a daughter.
Miss Jennie Harkins, returned las
week from Toledo, where she ha.
been taking a business course. Afte
a two weeks vacation, she will re
turn to complete her work.
Miss Esther Huffier, of Canton, Il
spending the week with friends.
Mr.. Geo. Weinsheimer, Of Cleveland
spent Sunday Mt home.
Miss Colette Lynch, Of Akron, 4
spending the week with relatives.
Miss Anna Thomas, came here from
Cleveland, Tuesday aud returned tn
following day. r
Born-To DIR. g. r. Gardner ant
wife, Wednesday. n daughter.
Miss Flora Dies, returned to Akron
Tuesday after two weeks stay will
friends here.
Miss Anna Hout. left Sunday 70
Cleveland. where she will spend sc
veral weeks at wholesale milliner!
houses.
Elias Turner, Of Akron, is spending
week with Doylestown friends.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

merry argument followed. between
Mr. Madison, who wants stone regard
less Of the consideration of expense
or anything else, because 1t Is durable
While the committee did not take
up the gauntlet for terra Gotta, be-
lieving that the time was not yet ripe
they showed that Mr.. Malllson's action
was not pleasing to them ayd they SC
stated In unmlstakable terms.
Terra Gotta still has fghtins
chance,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
HANDICAP.
One Game Remains to
be Played.
Result Of Semi Finals Leaves an
Interesting Contest.

Miss Alden won from Mrs. O. b.
Raymond and Miss Wright from Mrs.
u. Il. Andrews in the semi-nnals Of
the ladies' handicap on the Portage
golf course. The flual will be played
Saturday afternoon. Miss Alden's
handicap is 6 and Miss Wright IS,
and much interest centers n the re-
suit. A beautiful cup offered by Col
Geo. T. Perkins will be awarded tbr
winner.
The handicaps placed at the begin.
ming Of the match by Messrs Good.
rich, Bates and Smith caused soms
comment at the time but they have
been found to have been very equal
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

Former Governor VIM. j. Stone, of
Missouri, has decided to he candidate
for the United States SENATE. In an
interview announcing his candidacy he
declares that he considers Mr.. Bryan
today the most powerful Democrat
10 the country, II Mr.. Bryan were
president there would he no billion
dollar steel trust" Mr.. Stone made a
popular Governor and he has quail,
fications above the average for admit.
tance TO the Senate, as the standard
exists today.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
GROWING.
School Boards
Business.
A Big Year Past and a
Bigger Beginning.
EconomyBecomesM More
and More Necessary.
The Board Knows II and
Governed Accordingly.

On the eve Of the opening Of the
schools for another year, with rec
ord during the one just ended Of great
projects formed and others finished,
the meeting Of the Board Of Education
Tuesday night was more important
than was apparent from usual obser.
vation. The city has grown nightly
and will continue to grow. The care
and the education of the children be-
comes daily a matter Of graver i'm
portance and more difficult to handle
well.
The plans Of the Board have been
hampered by financial distress and
the many things they would like to dc
and which would be benefit to
school youth, have been limited to
those things which had to be done.
Tuesday nights meeting developed
that harmony thus far governs the
committees and departments, that
Prof. Hotchkiss has made good, ant
that the Board knows it is stepping
into a wider field each time it meets
The auditors statement of the
schools portion of taxes collected
says that $S1, ,405.04 is the share FOL
Akron school work for the year.
Economy has become vital with thu
Board. Mr.. Otis amendment maxim,
1t necessary to wink at the rule re
ferrlng expenditures to the Pruden
| t)al committee was passed and Is
now rule of the Board.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
ENERGETIC
Agents Bothered the
Board.
Fire Extinsuishers For the Schools
Brought Them Out.

Since it became apparent that the
BOARD of Education was In need of
fire extinguishers. agents galore have
been talking smooth things to the
Committee on Supplies and telling the
latter gentlemen of the many merits
and the superiority of at least half
dozen brands of the extingulshers. All
OF the agents wanted to attend Tues
day nights meeting and tell of the
excellence of "their make" but Mr.
White skillfully sidetracked them and
the Board decided for itself and pur
chased eight extinguishers on Mr.
Whites recommendation. They are
intended for the Perkins and Miller
schools.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
WISE ano " ~
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NJ ~ Otherwise.

Maybe Mr.. McNIillen would like to
hold his job forever.
The candidates did not allow their
minds to dwell entirely in the past at
the Lincoln voters picnic.
The city treasury will again re-
sumo its wonted look of hungriness
and covetousness, after Sept. 10.
There will be plenty Of people there
to cheer when Buckley Post marches
by in the place of honor in the big
parade.
II all the railways projected for be-
tween Akron and Cleveland are built
there will doubtless be some tall cut
ting of rates.
1t is a mighty wicked small boy
who could wish that the high school
building would burn, with all those
teachers In 1t. Z
Maybe the Mckinley voters and the
Bryan voters and the Doyle voters and
the descendants of City Commission
ers will be holding q reunion 40 years
hence.
From the number Of "hot recep-
tions' promised by farmers to potato
thieves, there will likely be a whole
bunch OF murders within few
weeks.
Just why those elephants Of Gan
yard g. Wood are always seen pastur-
Ing along the country roads seems
like an interesting subject for
thought. Doesn't the pasture grow
better away out in the middle Of the
field or in valleys than it does chuck
up against the dusty roads?
4 r 1.
"One Of the successful young bust.
ness men of Akron is Mr.. Chas. A
Anderson, manager OF the Boston store
He is very little past 80, but knows
his business like a veteran. Mr.. An
derson was one of large number OF
young men in the Lancaster, Pa, store
of Watt & Shand, when that firm pur
chased the business of Murray & Wat
in Akron. But he'had won their fa
vorable attention by steady, hart
work and good habits. 1t was quite
a surprise to him, nevertheless, wher
he was chosen from all the rest t.
core. to Akron and manage larg,
business, But Murray Il Watt have
never had cause to regret the choic,
they made.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
TEACHERS
For Springfield
| Township.
Their Schools Open
September 3.
Two New Books Adopt
I ed by Board.
Prof. John Woodlins Elected
Superintendent.
Prof. John WoodIins Elected
Superintendent.
Especial Correspondence.)

Especial Correspondence)
Krumroy, Aug. N~-The Board Of
Education met at the town ball last
week and hired school teachers in
Springfield township for the ensuing
school year-eight and q half months.
School commences, Tuesday, Sspten,-
ber 8. Following are names Of the
teachers and their salaries:
Superintendent Of schools, John
Woodling, $500; music teacher,
George Butler, $17o for Ave months
commencing November /.
District No. /, Miss Edith Taylor,
$3.50; No. 2, Miss Amy Hale. $270; No.
8, Miss Bertha Myers, $3.50; No. 4.
Miss Bertha staver, $3.50; No. s. Miss
Maud Switzer, $500; No. 8, Miss Lii
liam Richards, $500; and Mr.. s. P. Ar
bogast, $500; No. Z, Memo Young $3.50;
No. Z, Mr.. Charles Kent, $270; No. 8.
Mr.. Norman Marsh, $500; No. g.!
Miss Carrie Penrose, $27o; No. 10, Mr..
Elmer Palmer, $3.50; No. II, Miss oga
Boden, $500.
Following are the text books adopt
ed: Eclectic spoilers, McGuffey's
readers, Parks language and gram
mar, Barnes geography, McMaster's
history, Whites arithemetic, Stod-
dard's mental arithmetic, Overton's
physiology, Spencerian penmanship
will be taught. The Board after a
hard struggle, adopted two new books
the Barnes geography and Nc
Masters history.
Otto Berger has completed his new
chicken house made of tile. It will
accommodate 1000 chickens.
Mr.. Frank Strecker will be engaged
in his old occupation this winter, re
failing milk In Akron. c
Arthur .Tritt has purchased a tract
Of timber on the Mrs. Anna Moore
farm.
Aaron Wise has one of the best
fruit farms in Summit county. He
will build a model bank barn next
spring.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
Veterans Met.

columbus, O., Aug, 2s.--(spl) THE
ONO state Association OF Mexican
war Veterans held Its seth annual re.
union in this city yesterday. The
youngest veteran present was aged
o' and the oldest so. The old off,
GERS We're reelected These veterans
Fought in the memorable battles of
Palo Alto and Reseca de Ia Palma.
Many members of the Association died
during the year.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
With What Shall We Build?
Lane School Was Discussed

II am Arm believer In the durabil-
ity OF stone' said Mr.. Madison mt
Tuesdays meeting OF the Board of
Education, ''and terra Gotta Is not n
friend Of niue, move therefore
that the architect, in his plans for
the Lane building, he instructed to
specify stone and in no case to allow
the substitution of terra Gotta"
The Committee on Buildings saw
a restriction in this at once and a
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
TIE WHOLE SYSTEM
May Become Invaded by Ostarrh--
Manager Pfau's Case.

u. Louis f1hu, Jr., OnlceBO, III.
j. Louis Plan, Jr., Manager Central
Trust Co., writes from suite 2o1, Times
Herald Building, Chicago, I'LL, as fol-
lows:
Last June I had q severe attack Of
nasal csfsrrf which wss very annoy
ing and debiiitated my system. Sec
ing your Advertisements wrote you
for advice. I used Peruna constantly
until last November, when the symp.
toms disappeared entirely"
J. Louis Pfan, Jr.
Hon. James Lewis, Surveyor General
of Louisiana, says;
"I have used Peruna for short time
snd can cheerfully recommend 1t 40
being all you represents and wish every
man who is suffering with catsrrh could
know Of Its great value"
James Lewis.
Wherever the catarrh ia, there is sure
to be waste Of nucus. The mueus is
as precious as blood. 1t is blood, in fact.
It is blood plasma--blood with the cor.
puscles removed. To stop this waste,
you must stop this catarrh. Acourse Of
treatment with Peruna never fails to do
this.
Hon. W. Z. Schneider, proprietor Of the
Baltic Hotel, Of Washington, d. G.,
speaks Of Peruns a. follows: II desire
to say that have found Peruna o most
wonderful remedy. have only used
one bottle and am thoroughly satisfied
rs to its merits. Icannot find words to
express my qualification for the results
obtained"
Send for free catarrh book. Address
The Peruna Medicine Company, Coluna'
bus, Ohio.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

The annual meeting of the American
Association for the Advancement of
Science is being held ut pittshurg
with about 200 learned members at
tending. Could the Association dc.
wise some scientific means of arousinp
Pennsylvania's voters to sense OF
their political responsibility, il would
accomplish more practical good than II
can bring about by an unlimited dis
cpssion of technical subjects.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
THE HOME LIGHT.

The light of homes a wondrous light,
So tender in It's shining
So soft 1t follows through the night,
Our weary road outlining.
Though lonely and for years we
roam,
Far from the ones who love us,
Yet ever shines the light of home,
Like Gods grace spread above us
The light of homes a wondrous
light,
Through life 1t follows. seeming;
Yet when with age the hair is white
Clear in the front tits cleaning
1t shines from where our loved ones
Oh, this is love divinlng!
And through the gates of heaven
ajar
At last We see Il shining!
Ripley ID. Saunders in st. Louis
Republic.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
THEY NEVER DEPRESS.

You will never have that depressed
or tired feeling after taking Clinic
Headache Waters for the cure of
your headache. They work directly
on the nerves, act as tonic to the
heart, and leave you bright and
ready for work. A child or the weak.
est invalid can take them with perfect
safety. 10 cents at all druggists.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
NO OHIO MEN
Got the Latest Lot of
Plums.
Many Appointments We're Made
by the President.

Washington, Aug. 2s.-(Spi)-The
following appointments were an
nounced at the White House Monday.
Wm. II. AUNT. Of New York, U. 8.
consul at Tamatative, Madagascar;
John Jenkins, Of Nebraska, U, S. con-
sui general nt San Salvador, Saliva
dor; Fred Douglass Fischer, of Orc
gon, Interpreter at the U. 3. con-
sulate at NagnsalfL Japan; Allen N.
Cameron, of Kansas, Marshal Of the
U. $. Consular court at Hankow,
China; Percival q. Rennick, Of ILL
nois, internal revenue collector for
the Fifth Illinois district; l.. II. Valen-
tine, of California, u. S. Attorney for
the Southern district of California.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

An unlimited supply of literature Is
being distributed to Ohio's voters from
Republican headquarters at Colum-
bus, but it fails to contain n word in
endorsement of an income tax law. II
Gen. Grosvenor meant what he said
when he declared that the Republican
Congress ought TO enact an income
tax law. he should move an amend.
ment TO his party's campaign litera
ture.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

Former Governor Chamberlain and
Congressman Littlefield are two prom
inent Republicans whose names will
not be included in the list Of spell
binders invited to take part in the
Ohio campaign.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

There has been large decline in the
number of persons on the relief lists
OF the famine stricken districts of In
dia.-the number now receiving aid
from the government being J07 900. If
some nations tried half AS hard to
break the backbone of famine AZ TO
break the backboncs of the organized
struggles OF weaker nations for in
dependence, there would he more
bright pages In history,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

A three.masted schooner was stolen
from her moorngs at Maryland port,
Sunday night, and the thieves got
away without being detected The
resolutions adopted by Senator Cor
mans Maryland convention will have
to take 1t again.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

The present average ut which peo'
pie die in the United States has been
fixed, officially at a2 years. South Ak
ron people think that unless the city
requires the railway companies to
guard their grade crossings, the aver
age win be very materially reduced
in that section of the city.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
EicheIberger Reunion.

A reunion of the Eichelberger ia amily
was held "Wednesday at the home of
w. II, Wright. in Norton township.
Among others present were "a people
from Akron
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
MISSING MAN.
RI Lyman Found
Arkansas.

Earl Lyman, a well known young
man OF Kent, who strangely disap,
peared from Cleveland, where he was
employed in the n. o. Stone shoe
store, has been located, He was found
at Little Rock, Ark, where he applied
for a position. He Is son of w. G.
Lyman. member OF Akron lodge OF
Elks.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
DANGER
Still Threatens School
Children.
The Employment Of a Watchman
by the Board Is Urged.

The S. Main st. railway crossing has
not yet been made safe, although the
state Commissioner Of Railways and
telegraphs said il was safe, and the
School Board is worried about the chill
dren who will cross 1t to go to school
when the Miller building is opened.
Committees are working with the
City Commissioners, various plans for
the protection OF the children are
evolved and discussed but the cross,
ing remains the same.
Mr.. Harter believes the Board
should hire u watchman and made a
motion to that effect Tuesday night
but on the assurance Of the committee
who has been after remedy that
they would make progress in shor,
time, nothing was accomplished at the
meeting with reference to the crossing
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28

o. o. Buck, Beirne, Ark, says;
was troubled with constipation until
bought DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
Since then have been entirely cured
of my old complaint. recommend
them.
william Warner, Gem Pharmacy. 1ls
s. Howard st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
Dancing School Opening.

MI and Mrs. w, II. Sickle will
open their class for beginners Tuesday v
evening Sept. "a, xxtb Century hall.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-28
Get Them This Week

wade's photos, buttons and brooch
-, ao7 2, Market.