The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-01
Kansas Clips and Comments

Mr.. Barndollar of Coffeyville is
fixed in his advocacy of stable cur
rency.
A Solomon father offers 5000 TO any
man who will kidnap his boy and the
father isn't bachelor either
Miss Flock of ElDorado ought to be
gathered in by some of the young
shepherds of that neighborhood.
Miss Bird, colored, of Garnet, has
been sent to the Beloit indu strial
school. Another black bird Gag ed.
The wedding of Miss Haas, of
Philippsburg. recalls the sad fact to
the other girls that them that haas
gifts"
1t is nice question ofethics whether
policemen who never catch anything
should be vaccinated at the city's ex-
pense.
1t is noticeable that Miss Fol Two
good is running behind in the diamond
ring voting contest ofthe Leavenworth
Chronicle.
The Walnut Valley Times thinks
that if W-o-r-c-h-e-s-t-e-r spells
Wooster" Rochester must
spell Rooster.
The Eagle says an absent minded
Garnett youth locked his arms about
his girl and then forgot the combina-
tion for four hours.
An Atchison girls club is called the
Dreamers, but any old time a member
thinks she can snore in the meeting,
she gets suspended.
Jerry Botkin, the preacher, has fol-
lowed John Leedy, the doctor, to
Oregon. The firm oughtto practice
what they preach"
The Abilene Reflector suggests as a
simple solution of the Arkansas river
water squabble with Colorado that
Kansas build mountains.
The more girls dislike each other
the more noisly they kiss, a feat no
man has been guilty of save Judas,
says the Highland Nidette.
An Ottawa Belgian Hare took the
prize over 100 competitors at Kansas
City and sold Immediately for $500.
That skins the iackrabbit.
The decease of an individual named
Bobb at Lawrence probably closes the
angels record until the good soul
hobs up at the pearly gates.
Newton isso afraid Mrs. NationmaN
come home and do something thatthereis
general movement to seek oblivious,
ness OF dangerin fascinating crokinOle
The Fredonia Citizen cites the fac
that girls never hit what they throw a
as reason why II town girl should stoI
throwing herself at the head of towr
boy.
Miss George JOLLY is a stenographei
at Manhattan and it is said that ever
a dun from her employer is read will
a grin by the recipient if worded b,
Their.
Before Ed Hoch can get the Miami
Republicans supporter Office he mus
explain away that old scandal abou
once having advertised in a hotel reg
lister.
There is a surprise in store for tina
Emporia barber who called his plac,
The Elk Barber Shop soon after d
lodge of that name was established
there.
a farmed named Oswald. who hveC
near Hutchinson, bought 100 acres o
land within four miles of the Texa.
oil gusher a few days before it hap
pened.
About twenty Abilene people becam,
deathly sick from partaking of Pres
byterian supper. None thought o
Generalization, but all blamed tn,
cook.
a Dexter man who offers cash fol
bones might get a good cargo free j
he would remove that bone Of conten
ton between Clay Center anC
! Parsons.
y man struck Bronson selling
medicinal soap that vas guaranteed e
cure every human i'll. The one except
ion was rheumatism and the peddlei
ook down With II.
The Oskaloosa Independent thinks
McLouth's boasts that many change,
have occurred there the past year, i,
idle, unless it is proven that under
clothes is not referred to.
A little girl at Severance is the mos
popular entertainer in town. Hel
name is Tiny Short, and she ha.
solved the problem of success, by be
ing tiny and cutting her nmber'
! short.
w. S. Falls, a Garnett banker, haC
"A toe amputated recently that was in
jured when he was boy. 1t never
bothered him during his hard scramble
poor days, but bankers equity life
soon made trouble.
The Lawrence journal has, little
faith in the ability of those three col
umns of British soldiers capturing De
Wet, for didn't Webster Davis &C
after the English with seven or eigh
columns and then fail.
Emporia Gazette: The Gazette has
been asked to write a ringing edi
torial" about Carrie Nation. Bu
every time the man who took the jot
of writing the editorial sits down tc
write he begins to laugh like foo
and can get nothing written.
A gang of country boys walked two
miles into the country after night tC
ring cowbells at BRIDES new home