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Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

tells on him, and
some when he gets
wrattled n and has
All accident. The
surest way to sus.
tain the physical
arength and nerv.
Gus force required
by the notorniah
or railroad man il
TO keep the stom-
ach In a condition
of sound health.
When the stomach
becomes " weak"
food 10 imperfectly
digested and the
body is deprived
of its necessary
nourishment. The
nerves are "nn-
strung E" and the
body is weakened.
The timely use
OF Doctor Pierce q
Golden Medical
Discovery when
the stomach IL
u weak y will re-
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
IRISH AND ENGLISH NUISANCES,

The san Francisco News Letter,
n pro British weekly paper pub
lished Mt San Francisco is very in.
dignant at the Irish nuisance in
the British Parliament The
Ncws-L Letter il replete with pom
dcrous invcctive against the con-
duct of the Irish members OF Par
lament at Westminster, but it
has never a word about the Eng
lish nuisance in Ireland. About
the injustice, the intolerance, the
extortion, the arrogance, the in
solencc, the stupidity of the Eng
lish in Ireland there il not a word
of protest We are satisfied that
the Irish would willingly exchange
nuisance for nuisance.
1t has been made plain to the
world that the Irish representa-
tives don't want to 90 to the Brit
ish Parliament, but SO long as
they do go there they are deter
mined to make themselves heard.
1t would no doubt, please such
gentlemen AZ the editor OF the
News Letter TO have them sit
around with their fingers in their
mouths, or say nothing except
when some Irish matter WAS up,
and then humbly and submissive
ly, but in this our contemporary
may make up his mind to be dis
appointed. So long as England
assumes the right to legislate for
Ireland irrespective of the will of
the vast ma jority of it's people, the
Irish representatives will assume
the right to obstruct Parliament.
1t is perfectly fair Nor will they
be stopped from doing this by any
curtailment of their numbers, such
as the News Letter recommends. An
attempt to violate the act OF union
which guarantees 100 members of
Parliament at least to Ireland
would be a bigger job than the at
tempt to annex the South African
republics, and England knows it.
The Ireland of today is not the
Ireland of the days when Crom-
we'll aud other amiable English
men had their sweet will II the
English wish to be rid of the Irish
nuisance they can effect it by rid
ding the Irish of the English nuis-
ance.
1t is claimed that the barren
ness of the late session of Parlia-
ment was owing to the obstruction
of the Irish members. This is
giving them too much credit, The
fact is that the Parliamentary ma
chine is oyertaxed-is clogged. If
there were not an Irish member at
Westminster the story in regard to
it would be pretty much the same
Ordinary common sense would
seem to dictate to Englishmen
that the remedy for this is the re-
lieving of the machine by the ap-
portionment of the work of legis-
lation to local parliaments. And
this will be done must be done --
ultimately, and the sooner the bet
ter for all concerned.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

1t will not Ito to have tie
Governor of Arizona defending
himself against serious charges in
court mt time when n bill al
mitting Arizona to the | lnlon OF
States is pending in Congress,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

LIEuTENANT-C COLONEL BRopIE Of
the Rough Riders ought to make
a good Governor of Arizona. Ger
tainly a man who showed such
good fighting qualities as he did
in the Cuban war Mt Las Quasi
mas will not be found lacking in
civil life, especially when he had
considerable experience in bust
ness life. It is a good trait of
President Roosevelt that he al.
ways stands by the men who prov
ed their courage with him in the
face OF the enemy's fire San
Francisco Chronicle.
This is the gentleman who was
recently referred to by the Phoe-
nix Republican as an assassin of
character presumably because
Col. Brodie told President Roose-
welt a portion OF what he knew re-
garding Governor Murphy. The
Phoenix Republican is beyond
comparison the ablest, as it is the
most widely circulated, Republi-
can newspaper in Arizona Pre-
sumably when the Republican
described Col. Brodie as an "as-
sassin of character" it was labor
ing under extreme mental excite
ment. Is the Republican disposed,
now that it has cooled off, to with
draw it's shocking accusation
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
A Shocking Calamity

Lately befell a railroad laborer, ="
writes Dr. A, Kellett, of Williford, Ark.
"lIis foot was badly crushed, but Buck.
lens Arnica Salve quickly cured him.
It's simply wonderful for Burns. Boiis,
Piles and all skin eruptions. It's the
Worlds champion healer. Cure qua
ranteed. 25c. Sold by l.. Zeckendorf X
Co, wholesale and Geo. Martin, drug.
let, retail.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

While out driving don't forget West
Congress Street Gardens, the place 10
get all kinds Of cold and refreshing d rinks
and nice, cool private rooms with &C.
commodations to suit the public in gen.
eral. 53-tf J, FITzsIMMoNs,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
TO YOUNG LADIES.
From the Treasurer OF the
Young Peoples Christian Tenn
perance Association, Elizabeth
Caine, Fond du Lac, Wis.

DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-- l want TO
Tell you and all the young ladies' OF the
country, how grateful am to you for
all the benefits | have received from
using Lydia II. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. / suffered for
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
90 nOnsf Sneak

To the motorman," +" is a sign TO be seen
on the front platform OF many cars. II
requires all his thought. all his energy
aud all his strength to pilot his car
through crowded streets, The strain
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

Here's - bargain-An Ideal
Cash Register, the handsOmest
thing Of the kind ever brought to
Tucson. Inquire at Th. Citizen
office,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
Wants Of the People.

WANTED--A situation as housekeeper
for one or mora gentlemen. tompe-
tent manager. No women or children.
Apply to Bartlett's employment agen-
cy. IT
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

Spanish and piano lessons by com
petent lady teacher; terms moderate,
33 West jackson st. IO0.ti
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
Beiel Local Notes.

STORAGE WAREHOUSE all furni
ture, etc, stored with absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co.. II N. Stone ave.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16

FOR sALE-One camping wagon with
white top, very cheap. Address \,
Citizen Office. l47
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-10-16
Impure Blood


means an un-
healthy Stoni"
ach. The Bit
tcrs will set
things right i'll
t he stomach
and
Purify the
Blood.
II Win cure
Indigestion,
Dyspepsia.
COnstipatlOn,
Liver and Md
uey Troubles.
lrV j..
Evening star., 1901-03-09
stranxest of All Fish.

From the Chicago Chronicle.
Most remarkable of strange fishes Is the
angler fish, whose very name seems para
dox. The fishing fish is nevertheless real
ity, and a stern one to all that approach
those awful jaws of his. With a body the
color OF mud. he generally lies TN the
shadow of some rock on the bottom of the
sea, waiting motionless for the approach of
his prey. He Is provided with an odd kind
of fin Just over the mouth, and this Is held
out in front Of him to give warning of the
coming of something to be swallowed, One
taken alive was experimental on, and it was
found that II this projecting fin was touched
with stick. even though the stick did not
come near the mouth, the jaws closed con-
vulsively. This shows that the fin, by some
provision of nature, closes the Jaws as soon
as it Is touched.
The mouth is tremendous, growing to the
width Of foot, while the whole fish is only
three feet long. One of these anglers was
caught not long since, and although it WAS
only twenty-five inches long, fish fifteen
inches long was found sticking in It's throat
The angler Is provided with a peculiar set of
teeth, In double or treble rows along the
jaws and at the entrance of the throat
Some Of these teeth are foot long. He is
not pretty fish to look at but he attends
strictly to business and will swallow any-
thing that touches his warning fin whether
it be meant for food or not All kinds of
things have been found in the stomachs of
anglers, from bits of lead and stone to fish
almost as large as the angler itself, This is
without doubt one of the most peculiar and
interesting fish in the whole ocean
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Johns Cue il Doomed.

From the Portland Telegram.
According to resident of Chinatown, the
statesmen Of the f1owery kingdom are now
considering the advisability of altering the
Chinese law which requires Mongolians to
wear cues. The local informant is au-
thority for the statement that the Chinese
wore their hair American fashion some 800
years ago. at which time they likewise
wore garments similar to those in use in
this country today. With a new emperor
came an alteration in the two fashions, and
ever since cues and blouses have been
quite the proper thing.
Now there Is a great agitation for
change back to the old style. The Chinese
are Of a practical turn of mind, and insist
that too much tine is required to dress
their long braids. There is considerable OBJ
lection to the style now in vogue, and so
persistent for change has become the
demand that it is likely the law establish
ing the style of headdress will be altered.
1t Is stated that the Chinese will not wear
their hair long, but that their heads will
be kept shaven. Only indefinite rumors of
the proposed change have been received
from the old country, but local Chinese ex-
press the belief that the present unpopular
style Will be abolished.
Evening star., 1901-03-09
A Human Orchestrion.
From La Nature.


There was much music to be heard at tbe
exposition of 1900, but the most original
was. without any doubt, that played by M.
MaleOech in the vicinity of the gallery of
machines. This extraordinary man is ca
paoie OF playing as many as thirteen instru-
ments-the piano. cornet piston, clarinet.
violin, a chime of forty bells, the bass drum
cymbals, triangle. two kettle drums, tabour
and castanets
BY means OF his hands he plays either the
piano or the clarinet and piano at the same
time, but more generally the cornet a pis-
ton ana piano. The left hand. used for .hts
latter instrument, actuates the chimes also
Inc secondary instruments are pIayed
lnIougn the pressure of the feet unon
These multiple occupations 6o MT ,r.-
vent the artist. while playing the cornet
from smoking his pipe. This Is a fact that
IL IS impossible to see ACCOMPLISHED every
uay. our musician correctly executes
pieces that are often difficult, ana when 5
person closes his eyes he would be wdIiine
70 anrm that ne was present at a concert
given by dozen persons so great fs fha
volume of sound produced. The erac',tinr
Is sometimes fantastica1. as, for eramnle
when gun Is fired to terminals certaty
scores la Berlioz or a la Waener eAA
Malboech himself superdntended tha IN.
staiiation OF his orchestra and arranren
the different parts of it.
Although the artist. who is a native az
Holland, Is burt forty years OF age RE- ns =
travelled over nearly the entire WORLD ne
announces In his circulars that he ofYers
1900 to any one who will succeed In mi.
tating him, and styles himself atl1e sraat.
est artist in the world" "
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Tired Watches.
he New Orleans Times-Democrat.

From the New Orleans Times Democrat.
"This Is very fine timepece and there
Is nothing on earth the matter with it ex-
cept that 1t is sulky.' said an old watch
maker on Royal street, who has followed
his craft here and abroad for the last half
a century. The watch to which he referred
lay on his bench. 1t was an old-fashioned
Swiss chronometer, in a massive gold case,
worn as smooth as glass, and the owner
declared it had not run steadily for several
weeks. Nothing seemed to be broken; it
had simply stopped and refused to go, ex-
cept by fits and starts.
"It is all right" the old matchmaker went
on; nothing about 1t Is out of order, and
1t is fairly clean. The only trouble is that
1t Is su!ky and may be tired. Fine old
hand made watches get that way now and
then, and the best thing to do is to lay
them aside and give them a rest. Suppose
we do that now, and 1 will lend you some
thing to wear in the meanwhile Watches
like this have lots of human traits" he con-
tinued, after its owner had secured sub
realize that they really get fatigued. 1 have
often had them come to me in the condi-
tion of this one. The mechanism seems to
be In perfect condition, but 1t won't run.
The fact Is, that long service has thrown
II Slightly out of adjustment In perhaps
twenty different places. / dare say 1 could
go over 1t with my tools and forcibly set it
TO rights, but the less the works Of very
h1gh-grade watch are scraped and handled
and taken apart the better for them. A far
more sensible plan is the one shall pursue
IN the present case-to lay 1t. away in
drawer and let 1t rest undisturbed for one
two. possibly three months; the longer the
better. In that time the delicate wheels
and cogs and pinions will slowly readiust
tnemselves-settle back into their right
places, as we'll as 1 can explain It. and
when l take the watch out again all that is
necessary is to give 1t tap or two and
MICROSCOPIC drop OF oil and it starts off as
briskly and cheerfully as ever.
lou Will understand, of course, that the
only watches subject to this sort of thing
are those that have been carefully and pa
tiently made by hand-each part wroupht
out with special reference to the rest and
nttlng no other set of works in the world.
Some OF the human quality of the maker
goes into such timepiece. The modern.
machine-made watch doesn't get tired
When 1t stops. something Is busted
Evening star., 1901-03-09
The Loss of Gold.
From Chambers Journal.


The annual loss of gold is very great The
amount of gold currency lost annually by
wear and tear alone Is considerable; Nc
Culloch estimates 1t at 11s per cent of the
total amount in circulation, or s7 500 600 for
gold and silver combined. On this basis
1t maybe calculated that the annual loss
which actually takes place in gold alone by
wear and tear is about 100000. Gold is
lost In many other ways, vast quantities are
boarded Especially in foreign countries),
and a large proportion of this is subsequent
ly lost, as shown by the quantity of treas
ure-trove which comes to the surface every
year, though it probably represents but a
small part of that which has been concealed
and every ship which founders at sea takes
a certain amount Of gold with it, which
may amount anywhere from few pounds
to millions, If it happens to be laden with
the precious metal The amount of gold re-
Quired annually in the arts is estimated at
f16, 600, 600. and as this calculation was made
a few years ago when the annual produc-
ton was about f24.00O,OOO. it follows that
the amount used in this way is about double
that which Is used as currency.
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Her Debt of Gratitude.


When she entered the pharmacy the pro-
prietor was too busy stacking almanacs to
hear her footstep. She tapped on the brass
scales and he came out smiling.
'What can do for you?" he asked. with
a courteous bow.
"Ah, monsieur" she replied, "you can do
nozing now: you have done much in re
pazt I come to say zanks.''
The pharmacist was puzzled.
81 am afraid I don't recall the circum-
stances" he said, shaking his head
"Ah, monsieur's memory Is weak Two
years. L come one night. Ze wind. How
re wind blew Eat one night two year ago.
All, monsieur, and ze sleet. Horrible re
thought! / come and ask for ze poison 1
was ze one miserable singer My voice fail
No longer audience call for Marie Ze
audience hiss ze song. I no longer want
life. 1 come for ze poison. Monsieur sell ze
belladonna without ze prescription or ze
question
Ibid you take it?'' gasped the pharma-
cist.
Monsieur will listen. 1 stand in ze dress
ing room. would take ze poison in ze mo-
ment. While 1 wait have one idea I put
re belladonna in my eyes Zey shine like
stars Of ze north. Gloriousi 1 run out on
ze stage. In ze box sit ze rich old man
He fall madly in love with my bright eyes.
He beg me to marry him. He worth many
millions. I am his wife today. Suppose
monsieur had refused ze poison on zat wild
night two year ago?"
1T would have been bad for YOU"
Horrible! And now l will buy somezing
of monsieur. Give me two stamps and one
postal, pleased"
The pharmacist sighed and opened the
stamp drawer When his visitor was at the
door smiling farewell he beckoned her to
return.
Was ze change right?" she queried.
Eyes. but you forgot to take an almanac -
He forced collection Of variegated PAM
phlets in her hands.
Here is a good selection. Calendars.
recipes, jokes and the pictures of great
men who take preparations
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Turkeys Sold on the Hoof.
From the Mexican Herald.

Yesterday afternoon two turkey herders
drove flock Of over thirty birds through
the streets of Ortega and Tiburcio, leisure
ly offering them for sale as they went
along. The men were hardy mountain
specimens, the cut Of their clothing
showing they had come from some dis.
tant pueblo. They carried whips, with
short wooden stocks and long Iashes. and
when a customer hailed them from an adj
jacent zaguan they promptly rounded up
the turkeys, caught the one designated by
the tail and handed him over for examina-
ton. the result being that many Sunday
dinners were bought, as 1t were, ION the
hoof."
Evening star., 1901-03-09

umes are stored, since its erection. During
eleven months in 1895 an average of 1.925
people went through the building, this aver
age being increased to 2.0J0 for the year
ended December 1, 1899. Last year the
average was 2221 per day. The record or
visitors during the Inauguration period was
very large. On the last day of February
it was 1916, and on March 1 5.264 March
the number was swelled to II ,429, and on
the day before the inauguration, Sunday,
when the building was open only from
a. m. to $50 pm, 10. .T35 people visited the
library. Then came the record breaker
72, So. on March f. On the 5th the number
was "a ,066. and on the 9Th it fell to 92o2.
The crowds visiting the library building
were orderly, not a single instance occur
ring IN which the policemen were COM
PEELED to do more than suggest the necessity
that they keep moving" Not single in
stance. Is known of vandalism committed
within the beautiful building. The Ameri-
can crowd is still prone to eXpectorate, as
in the days of Dickens, but the absence Of
or suppression of such proclivities was de-
cidediy noticeable among the visitors to the
library In every way the crowd behaved
we'll there.
i. * y
Most billiard cues" said a New York
manufacturer to Star reporter the other
day, ARE made in two pieces, the cue
proper and the handle. The cue is made
generally of maple and the butt, which IS
wedge-shaped, is inserted into a handle of
ItSeWOOu- SHdheWOOu, eDOny, mahogany,
walnut or some other fancy dark wood,
which is cut to dovetail with the long part.
The maple wood used in making the ham
dies is sawed into suitable lengths and sea-
soned. The logs are then split into pieces
from which the handles are made. These
pieces are called bolts. The bolts are sawed
approximately to the shape of the handle
- be finally made, and in this shape they
are handle blocks. The handle block is
turned to the shape of the handle in a
lathe and. when the butt has been fitted, it
Is then finished and polished.
The finest and best cues are fitted to the
handle or butt by means of a double wedge.
AT the top of the cue is ferIule of ivory,
of horn, or bone, In which the leather tip
is fitted While the ivory ferrule is the
most expensive, of course it is less durable
than the horn bone ferrules, which are
less liable to crack. The extra workman
ship on cues is put in on the butts, some of
which are elaborately inlaid and carved in
beautiful patterns.
There are number of billiard players
who will mot permit another person to use
their cues, and for the use of these par
ticular players cues are turned out from
which the tips may be unscrewed, leaving
the cue with unfinished points and useless.
American billiard cues are the lightest,
strongest and neatest made anywhere in the
world. They are made in all weights and
lengths, and rank in price from 80 cents
to S25 and more each, according to the
quality and finish of the article.
Evening star., 1901-03-09
SagaciOus Horse.

From Pick -Me-Up.
Policeman Ito cabman whose horse has
fallen)-''It seems to be no use trying to get
him up. I'm afraid the poor creature s
badly hourt.''
Cabman land he winked the other eye)-
Don't you make no mistake, old party.
That there animle he know-he do--as how
I've got that there old genelman in my keb
by the hour
Evening star., 1901-03-09
What Becomes of Disease Germs.
From the New York Herald.


In a recent number Of a German journal
devoted to bacteriology an interesting sum-
mary is presented of certain results attained
by DR.. Klein in the course of a long series
of experiments made lately in which DR..
Klein endeavored successfully to ascertain
what becomes of disease germs after the
death of their victim. These experiments
had a very decided practical value. as the
conditions which they proved to exist dis
pose effectually of one of the arguments
which has been often used by advocates of
cremation.
These latter have held that disease germs
could retain their vitality for an indefinitely
long period in the buried body and that,
therefore, cemeteries, in addition to being
harmful because Of the decaying organic
matter which they contained, were posi-
lively dangerous because they acted as i'm
mense storage reservoirs for the bacteria of
the different diseases.
DIR. KIeins results correct this mistaken
idea. In order to carry out his experiments
satisfactorily he buried animals which had
died from certain known diseases, disin-
tered the bodies at the end Of varying
periods, and examined the organs for bac-
teria-
The bacillus of Asiatic cholera was still
living at the end of nineteen days, but after
being buried for twenty eight no living spec
linen could be found. The typhoid fever
bacillus was able to exist for about the
same length of time, while the germ which
causes the bubonic plague was able to sur
vive an interment of seventeen days, but
was never found living at the end Of three
weeks. +s
The bacillus of consumption lives for but
short time after the death of it's victim.
DR.. Klein always found 1t without difficult
ty in the organs but was never able to OBJ
tain a successful culture. What Is perhaps
of even greater Importance, he was never
able to cause tuberculosis by injecting the
bacteria thus found into the system Of a
healthy animal.
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Source of His Enthusfasm.
m fhA Chfcapo Tribune

William" said the eloquent orator, cali
ing his private secretary to his desk. 'sdid ]
say last night at the banquet, as the papers
report me, that the dawn Of q better day Is
upon us. when political influence shall be
NJ longer the passport to public Office and
men shall be chosen to I'LL positions OF honor
and trust solely on their merits and theix
disinterested patriotism3'
Yes, sir, replied the private secretary.
The papers quote you, correctly, senator"
What frightfui quantity OF cham
pagne must have drunk, William!s ex-
claimed the eloquent orator.
Evening star., 1901-03-09

Hostess Cat New Year party)-"And does
you mother allow you to have two pieces
Of pie when you are at home. willie %
Willie (who has asked for the second piece)
No, ma'am- Hostess-"Well, do YOU
think she would like you to have two
pieces here?' Willie (confidently)-"Oh
know."-Tit-Bits
Mrs Crimsonbeak-.1 see by this paper
that some statistician discovered that the
average woman carries forty to sixty miles
of hair on her head"
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-"And then she makes
trouble II her husband happens to carry q
couple Of yards Of 1t on his coat sleeve
Ohio State Journal.
Evening star., 1901-03-09
Partially Correct Diagnosis.

From the Chicago Tribune.
81 don't like your heart action" the doc
tor said, applying the stethoscope again
You have had some trouble with angina
pectoris."
You're partly right, DOCTOR" sheepishly
answered the young man. "Only that amt
her name"