The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-28
HoLUALoA. KoNA. HAWAII

AK in her hand. Congress is goin' to fix
it. Me frind Shaughnessy says 50.
He was in yisterdah an says he: It's
time we done something TO make tn i'm
migration laws stronger, says he.
'Thrue f'r We, Miles Stand-sh. says l;
but what wud We do? Ia keep out tn
offscourin's iv Europe, says ne. 'Wud We
go back?' says /. Have ye-er joke says
he. IT'S not 50 seeryus as il was befure
{ We come says I. But what ARE tn
immigrants dciu' that's roonous to us?'
l says. Well says ne. they're army
chists, he says; they don't assymilate
with tn cCuuthry.' he says. Maybe tn
counthry's digestion has gone wrong firm
too much rich food says /; perhaps now
if we'd lave of thTyin' TO digest Rocky
: fellar an thry a simple diet like
Schwartzmeister. We wudden't feel tn
effects ~ our vittels.' l says Maybe if
! we'd season tn immigrants a little or
cook thin thurely. they'd so down bet
ther. l says. They're arnychists like
Parsons he says He wudve been an
immigrant if Texas hadn't been admit
ted to the Union 1 says. or Snolgosh,'
he says. His Michigan seeded? says.
Or GittOo' he says Who come fr m
tn effete monarchies " Chicago, west Nv
Ashland Av'noo. 1 says. or whats-his-
name Wilkes Booth ne says. L don't
know what he was-maybe q Boolghary
en- says l.
Well. anyhow says he, they're tn
scum iv tn earth They may be that
says I; but we used TO think they was
, tn cream iv civilization l says. They're
off tn ton anyhow. I wanst believed
twas tn best men iv Europe come here,
! tn la-ads that was too sthrong an india
pindint TO be kicked around be a boorgor-
master at home, an wanted to dig out
fr place where they cud get chanst
to make their way to tn money / see
Z fic-t, iDtn n
daughters tachin' young American idee
how 10 shoot too high in tn pub
lie school an I thought they vas ali
right. But l see / was wrong. Thin
boys out there town wan heavy foot
/ afther tn other TO tn rowln mills is all
, arnychists. There's warrants out FIR all
names endln' in inski an I think TN
board up me windows. fr,' ! says, if i'm
migrants is as dangerous to this coun-
thry as We an l an other pilgrim fathers
believe they are, they'se enough iv thin
sneaked in already to make us abOuri-
gines seem like tn prohibition vote in
tn Twinty-ninth Ward. They'll dash
again our stern an rockbound coast till
they bust it, says l. But I amt so
much afraid ye ar-re. I'm not afraid
iv me father an I'm not afraid iv me
self. An I'm not afraid iV Schwartz
mefster's father, or Hinnissy Cabin
Lodges grandfather We all come over
We're not what Hogan calls rigicides,
twas not because they were not ready
an willin', Ony king niver come their
way. I don't blieve in KILN kings me
silf. 1 niyer wud've sawed TIL block off
that curly-headed potintate that I see
in tn pitchers down town, but, be hivens
Preserved Goldfish Shaughnessy, If we'd
begun a few years ago shuttin' out folks
that wudden't mind handin' a bomb to
a king they wudden't be enough people
in Massachusetts to make a quorum FIR
tn Anti-imperial S'ciety.' says I. But
what wud ye do with tn offscourin iv
Europe" says he. I'd scOur thin some
more says I.
IAN so the meetin' iv tn Plymouth
Rock Assocyation come TO an end. But
if we wud like to get it together, Deacon
IIinnissy. to discuss tn immygrati ton
question. I'll sind out a hurry call f'r
SchwaTtzmeister an AIuicahey an Igna-
clio SharbaTo an Nels Larsen an Petrus
G0oIdvink, an Wen gather tonight at
FanncilnovizI,i Hall at tn corner IL Sher-
idan an S-El S.hreets. al tn pilgrim
fathers r. requested IF To bring inter
prefers"
"Weu." said 'Ir. Hennessy. ''divvle tn
bit I care. ou'E I'm here foorst an 7
ought go have tn right to keep tn bus
f m Ietu' overcrowded.'
We'll" said NIr. Dooley. "as pilgrim
fathers on me gran uephews's side, I
don't know but ye're right. An they Sc
wan sure way to keep thin out
Whats that2' asked Mr.. Hennessy.
Teach thin all about our instichoo-
chions befur. they come" said Mir. Doc