The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-06-11
1T MADE HIM A HERO.
AN ACT THAT BROUGHT A LAWYER
FAME AND FORTUNE.
1t Looked Like an Exhibition of
Pure Nerve and Daring, but I'm
Reality 1t Was Simply an Outcome
of His Observation-Disclosures.


of His Observation-Disclosures,
"a person who enjoys coed eye
sight said a man who most decidedly
does not, would be greatly astonshed
TO know how little is seen by those who
are nearsgEted even in a moderate de-
gree The average shortsighted man,
of whom there are hundreds in every
large city, sees nothing distinctly more
than q foot away from his nose. Be-
You'd that distance the outline of OBJ
iects becomes hazy and indistinct,
growing rapidly more and more SO I'M
til everything is finally merged into
one general blur The faces of people
across the street are mere pink blotch-
es, their figures are destitute of de-
tail, signs are indecipherable so feet
away. and the whole movement of traf-
lie and passing show of the thorough
fare is misty panorama, in which
nothing much smaller than a cab can
be definitely distinguished
"Of course a nearsighted person can
see as well as anybody through prop
erly fitted glasses, but great many
ment that they prefer to do without
their aid That kind of pride is GER
tainly very foolish because it causes
one to miss at least nine-tenths of
what is going Oh, to say nothing of be-
ing an open invitation to accident.
Yet, oddly enough, l know of a case in
which it actually saved mans life,
and laid the foundation of fortune
"The Hero Of the episode was a law
yer in city in Ohio where spent my
boyhood. He was beyond middle age.
at the time, but was straight as an ar
row and decidedly handsome, soldier
ly looking parsonage. These good looks
of his We're his weak point, and al
though be was extremely nearsighted
be was vain enough to deny himself
glasses and kept the fact of his in
trinity secret. The consequence of
this folly was a wide reputation for
haughtiness. as he rarely recognized
anybody on the street, and it undoubt-
eddy damaged him in his practice. At
any rate, he had never made anything
more than a very modest living when
the curious incident have in mind &C.
Cured.
The city government had been for a
long time under ring rule" continued
the story teller, land it finally became
so bad that the decent people revolted
and organized a reform movement. The
good looking lawyer-call him Colonel
Jones for convenience-wa one OF the
reformers, and, among other things, he
made himself active in securing in
dictments against number of gam
bling house keepers.
The boss ringster of the place was a.
typical bully and ward politician nam
ed Harding, who was financially inter-
ested in several of the games and nat
uraily furious at any interference. He
was giant physically. he would fight
at The drop of hat, and the personal
fear lie inspired was really the secret
of his influence. After the gambling
indictments were found he proceeded
to use his pull to have them pigeon
holed, and. learning what was going
on, Colonel Jones was rash enough to
write 4 newspaper card in which he
scored the authorities for allowing such
Q rutf!an TO defeat the ends of justice.
THE colonel looked like a soldier, but
he was really . very bland and peace
able gentleman, and he never dreamed
that his little effusion would get him
into personal difficulty. On the morn
ing tle card appeared he was walking
calmly to bis office when Harding rush
ed out Of bar across the street, called
him by name and at the same time lev
eled six shooter at his head At that
distance all coons looked alike TO the
learsighted lawyer, and. turning in the
direction of the voice he made out the
vague figure of a man with outstretch-
ed arm apparently reckoning him to
come over.
"A little surprised, but still perfectly
placid, he started to cross the street.
Harding glared at him in amazement
and once or twice was on the point of
pulling the trigger, but the spectacle
OF that serene and dignited figure
calmly advancing straight on the muz-
Ze OF tie gun was too much for his
nerves, and before the colonel travers.
ed hall the distance he dropped the
weapon and ANONYMOUSLY fed.
Needless TO say, the episode made q
tremendous sensation, and Jones, who
had sense enough to hold his tongue,
was the popular hero OF the hour.
Harding, on the contrary, was ruined,
for his prestige had disappeared like a
lash of lightning, and. unable to stand
the disgrace of the affair, he quietly
sold out bis belongings and left the
city. That broke the back of the ring.
lhe reformers went into control, and
the colonel was elected mayor by a ire
mendous majority. He served two
terms. built up one OF the biggest law
practices in that part of the state and
died worth nearly a quarter OF mil
lion dollars.
In explanation of my inside knowl-
edge of the case l don't mind saying
that he was n distant relative of mine,
and i'll the family circle, where his
nearsightedness was well known, he
owned up TO the facts as a good joke.