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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
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In 1870 the Dutch possessed 60 tons
out of every 100 afloat. Now they own
112 tons out of each hundred.
The suns diameter decreases at the
rate of five miles In a century. Its
present diameter Is $4,000 miles.
There are twenty.eIght pounds OF
blood in the body of an average grown.
mp person. and at each pulsatlon the
heart moves ten pounds
Houses which are damp because of
proximity to undralned land may be
rendered more habitable by planting
the laurel and the sunflower near them.
A hotel landlord In St Louis has es-
tablished curfew regulations In his
house. Promptly at 10 o'clock at night
the curfew rings. and guests at that
time are expected to turn out the lights
and go TO bed.
Owing to competition with Spain,
Italy and Northern Africa, where labor
Is cheaper, French farmers are aban-
doning the cultivation Of olive groves.
In the department. Of Marseilles alone
within six months 10000 olive trees
were uprooted.
1t has been calculated that the hair Of
the beard grows at the rate Of IA lines
week. This win give length of 61a
inches In the course Of a year. For a
man so years of age, no less than 27
feet of beard must have fallen before
the edge Of the razor.
The total number of copies of news
papers printed throughout the world in
one year is estimated at 10000, ,000,O 900.
TO print these requires 7s1 .260 tons of
paper The oldest newspaper is said
to be the Kln-Pau of Pekin, which has
been published continually for over L.
600 years.
In Tennessee and Georgia the peanut
is known as a goober, In Alabama and
the Western Gulf States a ground pea,
in the Southeast of the United States
and In the West Indies a pindal or pin
dar, and in various parts of England a
jurnut, an earth nut or a manila nut.
To drive ants from the lawn fine coal
ashes sprinkled about the burrows Of
ants will cause them to leave. Ashes
may be used on the lawn without injury
to the grass Sifted ashes are best,
but those fresh from the stove, shaken
from the stove shovel. win answer the
purpose very well.
The philosopher Confucius, writing of
the great Chinese Emperor Yu, said
that all his efforts could be summarized
in the creation Of canals. They were
an effective means Of diminishing the
destructive action Of torrents and avoid
ing inundations, and at the same time
afforded source of irrigation.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
SAVED BY A FRIEND
One Woman Rescued From Death
by Another.

''Ii it had not been for one Of my
friends would not be here to tell
the tale. -
These were the words OF Miss Fran
ces Hathaway, of No. 4l6 Pine street,
Kalamazoo, Mich, whose interview
is published in the Holland, Mich,
Times.
=" 1t is really remarkable that / did
not lose my life, )" she said. "When
was 16 years old was taken i'll. /
was pale and weak and grew easily
tired and the family doctor seemed
unable to help me at all. "
Didn't you try any other physi-
cians2" asked the newspaper man.
eyes, but they did not help me
either. My parents tried various
remedies and treatment but / only
kept getting worse. BY the time |
was 10 years old / was thin and blood
less as ghost"
what did the doctors call your
disease?" inquired the reporter.
They SAID my blood had turned
to water and / had anaemia. / felt
dreadful. 1t was about this time that
Miss Huntley advised me to try DIR.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,
as she had been cured OF somewhat
similar trouble by their use. | bought
a box and before / had taken all the
pills | found that they were doing me
good. My appetite increased and the
healthy color began to show in my
cheeks and lips. continued to use
the pills until / had taken fifteen
boxes when found myself entirely
cured"
"Have you ever bad any return of
the trouble?" aEked the reporter.
NO; never a bit. / cannot re-
member time when / was as strong
and healthy as now. / know that DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
saved my life and | believe that no
other medicine could have done SO. !"
Anaemia is not the only disease
which succumbs to the potent influ-
ence OF DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People. They are an unfailing
specific for such diseases as loco
motor ataxia, partial paralysis. St.
Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
rheumatism. nervous headache, the
after-effects Of the grip, palpitation of
the heart, pale and sallow complex
ions and all forms of weakness either
in male or female. They are sold
by all druggists or direct from DR..
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y. Price so cents per box; six
boxes, $3.50.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

ters OF credence or recall from foreign
envoys, or accord audience TO dusky
potentates,
The Czar of Russia Is even more d.
versely throned. Each Of dozen
chairs Of state are at various times
styled the Russian throne. The two
most remarkable are the chairs Of Ivan
the Terrible and the one In st. Georges
Hall OF the Winter Palace at st. Pc
tersburg. The former Is OF turquoises.
In the back alone there are 10000 OF
these gems. The other chair Is OF cost
ly woods, with ivory and gold. richly
jeweled. and embossed with the I'M
perial eagle, The seat Is of ermlne, and
the arms are ivory tusks.
Further east, in Teheran, the Shah
displays himself on a white marble
throne, looted from Delhi in 1889. 1t Is
of ivory. overlaid with gold. and ablaze
with gems, its value being estimated at
over f1,0O0,0O0.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
St Jacobs Oil for Chest Colds. Bronchitis.
crouD and plsurisv.

NfVuP ahu rteufDy.
An outward application for bronchi.
al difficulties is many times far more
effective than syrups, cough mixtures,
cod liver oil, etc, simply because it
penetrates through to the direct cause,
which is, as rule, an accumulation
Of matter or growth tightly adhered
to the bronchial tubes.
st. Jacobs Oil, possessing as it does
those wonderful penetrating powers,
enables it to loosen these adhesions
and to induce free expectoration.
Cases have been known where expec-
torations have been examined after
st. Jacobs Oil has been applied, and
the exact formation was clearly shown
where the adhesions had been remov-
ed or pulled OF the bronchial tubes.
All irritation of the delicate mucous
membrane of the bronchae is quickly
removed by the healing and soothing
properties of st. Jacobs Oil. In cases
of Group and whooping cough in child
rem st. Jacobs Oil will be found super
ior to any other remedy.
st. Jacobs Oil is for sale through
out the world. It is clean to use-not
at all greasy or oily, as its name
might imply. For rheumatism, gout,
sciatica, neuralgia, cramp, pleurisy,
lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis, sore
ness, stiffness, bruises, toothache,
headache. backache, feetache, pains
in the chest, pains in the back, pains
in the shoulders, pains in the limbs,
and all bodily aches and pains it has
no equal. 1t acts like magic. Safe,
sure and never failing.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

rerous, nervous trouble. Those hot
flashes are just SO many calls from
nature for help. The nerves are cry
;ng out for assistance. The cry should
he needed in time. Lydia T. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound was pre-
pared to meet the needs of woman's
system at this trying period Of her life.
1t builds up the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to pass
that grand change triumphantly.
Il was n very sick woman, caused
by Change of Life. suffered with hot
fiuGhes, and fainting spells. was
afraid to go on the street, my head and
back troubled me so. was entirely
cured by lydia f. Pinkhams Vegeta-
bic Compound. ~ Mrs. JENNIE NoBL.R,
SOLO Keyser St., Germantown, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Women in oId Egypt.

The religious Egyptian believed his
Interior happiness and his everlasting
union with the divlnities In the eternal
world to be wholly dependent upon his
preparations beforehand; and with
these the wife had much to do. She
was, in fact, as the mother of his chill
dren, his savior and liberator, for none
but a son could pray for the fathers
soul on it's way to paradise, and she
was entitled to and received bis hon.
age and loyal obedience. In those
days the gray mare was the better
horse" and she was treated accord
ingly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

Before | give my consent to your
engagement TO my daughter, what is
your annual incomeg"
Counting everything. sir, about S4,.
600. as near as can tell"
'Yes-hm-and added to this would
be the $4,000 income which / promis.
ed to settle on her which would
Yes. sir. yes-that Is II you don't
mind, I've already counted that In
New York Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

There IL moro Catsrrh In tins section Of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed TO b
incurable. For great many years doctors pro-
nounced it q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies. and By constantly FALLING to cure
with local treatment pronounced it incuFable.
Science has proven catarrh 70 be q conStitu-
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu-
ufActured by +. J. Cheney d Co.. Toledo. Ohio
ID the only constitutional cure on the market
II Is taken internally in doses from 10 drops 70
q teaspoonful. Il acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it falls %
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials ADJ
dress, +. J. CHENEY a CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
HaFlae EaVnfi~ rflfR fhA hast
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

A Detroit man has a pass which en-
titles him to carry his dog with him
on the street cars. The pass is In the
shape of photograph Of the dog, on
the back Of which is an order, signed
by the superintendent OF the lines, di-
recting the conductors OF all cars to
permit the dog to ride. The dog-a
Boston terrier-is known to nearly
all the conductors. and 1t is rarely
necessary for the owner to show his
order.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Salt Rheuna
It may become chronic.

Il may cover the body with
large. inilamed, burning, itching,
scaling patches and cause intense
suffering. 1t has been known to
do so.
DO not delay treatment.
Thoroughly cleanse the system
Of the humors on which this
ailment depends and prevent their
return.
The medicine taken BY Mrs. Ida e. Ward,
Cove Point. Nd. was Hoods SarsapArilla
She writes; II had disagreeAble itching on
my arms which concluded was salt rheum.
began taking Hoods Sarsaparilla and in
two days felt better. 1t was not long before
Twas cured and have never had any skin
disease since.H
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

Dlggs-And you arn1 going away
on a vacation this summer
Daggs-You bet I'm not: my land
lord said, II I closed up the house and
went away he should charge me rent
just the same, and I'm going to stay
at home to get even with him.
Ohio State Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
A Waste Of tOsDitaIItv.

Mrs. Hermitage tof Drearydale)-I
believe | will invite the Gothams out
from the city to spend Sunday with
US, Oscar.
Hermitage (hopelessly) = What's
the use, Mary? They don't want to
buy suburban cottage..-Boston
Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
A Pennsylvania Giant.

William Lippincott, the heaviest
man in Bucks county, Pennsylvania.
weighs 479 pounds. but offers to out
dance any man who will try conclu-
sions with him on the waxed floor.
Not long ago he allowed a young man
to hit his hardest where his Clip
pincott's) waist should be. The
young man broke his arm.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
The Change Of
Lie

Is the most important period In q wo-
mans existence. Owing to modern
methods Of living, not one woman in
q thousand approaches this perfectly
natural change without experiencing
train of very annoying and some-
times painful symptoms.
Those dreadful hot flashes, sending
the blood snrging to the heart until Il
seems ready to burst, and the faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with
ehills, as il the heart were going to
stop for good, are symptoms of dam
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Another Trade BY David.

The gentleman known as David
Harum stopped the deacon on the
road.
Deacon" said David, "PIl give
you dollar an my sorrel mare fer
that black colt you're driving"
Done" said the deacon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
. aPolka nol Rev,Iallon

Bishop w. A. Chandler has been
talking to the st. Louis southern
Methodist ministers on the higher
criticism and the tendency 10 ritual
ism in the church. He depreeates
special musical programmes and paid
choirs and sololsts. The higher crit
icism he declares, insists on sort
OF polka dot revelation"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
An Insupcrahle Obstacle.

what foolish things they do say
about the Rockefeller fortune. Here
is someone who claims that If it was
in 81 bills it would encircle the
earth"
We'll, wouldn't it?"
"0f course not How would you
get them across the ocean? ?"-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Accounting for Il.

1T may be merely fancy" remark
ed Mrs. Seldom-Holme, "but since my
husband commenced drinking the wa
ter from that iron spring he has
seemed to be ten times as obstinate
as he used to be-"
Perhaps" suggested Mrs. Nexdoor,
the water is tinctured with pig
iron ?"-Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

Il see that steamer ran into a
school Of whales of the Lower Cali.
fornia coast. s'pose it was school
of oratory."
why so?"
"They were all spouting."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Mhat Dld Sic Do7

Miss Prism-Don't let your dog bite
me, little boy.
Little Boyle won't bite, ma'am.
Miss Prism-But he is showing his
teeth.
Little boy with pride) Certainly
he is, ma'am; and if you had as good
teeth as he, you'd show 'em, too."-
Tid-Bits.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
To Ft New Conditions.

'In a baseball game near Boston
the ostrich swallowed the ball."
That would appear to necessitate
a change in the language of the
game"
What changer"
"Ont in a fowl."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Reckless.

First Bullfrog (swlmmingl--I SEQ
your husband enjoying stroll on the
beach.
Second Bullfrog (swimmlng wor-
rledls-Yes; and It's right after din.
ner; whereas. ho knows perfectly
well he should never so out OF the
water until two hours after eating
Brooklyn Eagle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Not 60 Bad

Mrs. Housekeep-Oh, Bridget, you
haven't really broken that piece of
Severes? Oh, my! That's the worst
thing you could have broken in the
whole house!
Bridget-Faith, Oi'm glad to hear it
wasn't the best, mum!-Philadelph
Press
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Poor Child,

You've got a little brother" said
the nurse at breakfast He was
born last night"
Really" said Tommy, "And last
night was Sunday. Poor kidd"
why do you say that?"
Cause his birthday won't do him
any good. Sundays a holiday, any
how. w."-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Aeenrale Description

What kind OF a cover Ia this on
your umbrellaf" said the inquisitIve
friend.
Well" answered the unblushing
person, Judging by the way 1t came
into my possession. and the way X
will probably depart, should call Il
a changeable silk. k."-Exchange.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
The Dlytlnc.ions

II could never see" remarked the
Sabbatarian, caustically, wherein the
sacred concert differs from the ordin,
airy concert"
why. that's simple enough" re.
piled Wages.
"It is?s
Certainly. The sacred concert is
given on Sundays only, ,"-Philadel-
phia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
a Base Motive.

Won Blumer-I didn't come down
to this hotel over Sunday 70 spend
the night dancing or the day In
playing golf. or the interval in talk
ing to a lot OF idiots.
Mrs. Won Blumer Indignantly
No; OF course mott The only thing
you care about is getting rested
Puck.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
sEArs oE MoNARoAa.


et~E&A NoJat N"
Great Britain has no distinctive ana
exclusive throne. Instead, there are
four-the wooden chair, with the slab
Of Scotch stone, In Westminster Abbey,
which has served as the coronation seat
OF the monarchs OF this realm for seven
centuriess the sumptuous chair OF state
In the House Of Lords; the chair on
which the late Queen sat when holding
a drawing room 10 Buckingham Palace,
and the gilt arm chair at Windsor, In
which the sovereign sits to receive let
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
A Terrible Mistake.

"Slr," said the indignant customer
to the proprietor, Il have complaint
to make.
what Is the trouble?"
Il ordered ice cream soda, sir, and
when stirred It up found Ice cream
in 1t. Don't let 1t occur again, sir"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Quick Time.

''Did you meet any Philadelphia
girls at Atlantic City?"
Eyes; and l proposed to one. I"
"What did she say?
"She told me to come back at the
end of year and might kiss her. I"
Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Starting Out Fair.

Archie-say are you our new
nurseg
Nurseries, dear.
Arcchie--Well, ! want TO tell you
now that I'm one OF the boys that
you will have to manage by kindness,
so you'd better get some sponge cake
and oranges right away.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
A Eavorise SpoL

Miss Dusnap (disgustedly) This
is the sixth jug have hooked into
and pulled up.
Mr.. Bertwhistle (confldentlyl--
Good That shows that this must be
a pretty fine place to fish.-Brooklyn
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
SILK In PIiny's Time.

In the time Of Pliny silk was sup
posed to be vegetable product and
his Natural History contains a
long story Of the way in which it was
picked from trees in the East Indies
and spun and woven into fabrics.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Seek Protection from ExtOrtion.

Eight hundred residents in South
London have joined tenants protec-
tive league, started a few weeks ago.
ito enable weekly tenants to combine
for self-protection against the extor-
tionate and illegal demands Of land
lords and rate collectors, and for pro-
vision Of the necessary legal assist
ance.T
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
OF Courss.

'Is that Mrs. Brown of Boston,"
Il dunno her name, but she's Bos-
ton bred"
Then she's brown, of course
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
AM UncaIcuIatina Hero.

Helen-Oh, he is not at all mercen.
ary.
Alice-But he doubtless knows that
you are worth two millions.
Helen-Yes; but he says he would
love me just as much If wasn't worth
but mile and half.-Judge.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
llaIy,s Woman Lawyer.

Signorina Teresa Laborioli is the
first woman lawyer in Italy. She has
passed her examination with honors,
but, as she does not desire to advo-
cate the new woman" she determin-
ed not to practice.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Survivor Of San Iacinto RattIs

James Monroe Hill, of Austin, Tex,
is one of the few survivors of the
battle of San Jacinto, which assured
to Texas its independence. He was
born in Georgia, and is a cousin of the
late United States Senator Benjamin
H. Hill, of that state.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Sid, Show Oo,,lp.

THE Armless Wonder is a cute
one"
Whats he been up TO nowg''
Sent a specimen OF his writing
done with his toes. TO woman who
makes a business OF reading charac.
ter from handwriting. But she was
cute. too. She wrote back that he
must be left.handed.- Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
lust About.

Uncle Jason Cat the seaside hotel)
What's the difference between the
American and European plans, John?
Galey-Oh! about the same differ.
ence as between embezzlement and
robbery. ry.--Puck.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
falIsulns.

Mr.. Pathiot-This country has
maintained a standing army for
many. many years.
His Wife-Goodness sake, Henry!
They ought to be dreadfully tired!"--
Ohio State Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Sh. Believed lin.

wigg- She Is very susceptible TO
tlattery.
wagg--I should say SO. once told
her she was as sweet as honey, and
would you believe itg--the very
next day she had hives,---Philadel.
phia Record.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Pacific Coast

Correspondence Institute
Portland, Oregon.
MrhS as once, M shIs al. viii Eof
aRpsar next wsek.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
win They Take Expert Te,timonv !

"They are investigating that young
doctor who kissed the pretty nurse
in the hospital"
"All the testimony is oral, sup
pose ?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
a Luxurious TraysIer.

Cecil Rhodes never does anything
by halves. When he came over to
England by the fast mail from Africa,
besides other specially provided COM
forts, he was accompanied by his own
chef, his own poultry and his own
cow
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Echo Of the Census.

so your name is Paddy o'Nara
Are you skilled?"
Am phwatY
"Are you up in your occupation?"
"No. Oi'm down. Ohm q coal min.
er, sor."-Exchange
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Contracted.

ooh, l don't know" remarked the
optimist. after all, you'll find the
milk of human kindness"
HUH" grunted the cynlc. What
you do find is usually the condensed
variety."-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Easy.

Which would you rather, Tommy,
be born lucky or rich? asked. Uncle
Tredway.
Both" replied Tommy, sententious-
ly.-Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
OutIet Tor Much Eresh Mater.

The Detroit river is the outlet of the
greatest body of fresh water in the
world. aggregating $4,000 square
miles of lake surface, which in turn
drain 125,000 square miles Of land.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14

Mr.. Boreum (dyspetically1-My
dear, I can taste that lemon pie that
we had at dinner yesterday. tonight.
Willie Borcum 0onglnglyl --Geel
wish could--Boaton Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
po,,s,,lnn /, Evsrvthlna.

Ethel--0h mamma. it's awful hot
here in the sun.
Mother-Well, why don't you move.
Ethel--'Cause got here FIRST.
dcAr3
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
TnrnIaa the Tahls,.

Mrs. Newbrlde isn't at all satisfied
with her husbands salary.
No; she says 1t isn't nearly so
good as her father used to make
Boston Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
HI, An,2sr.

"Pa," said Willie, looking up from
his book, What's the Spirit of '76,
anyway"
Spirit of TO-" his pa replied, Il
guess that's any twenty-five year old
whiskey. y.'-Philadelphi Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
postofficss and Formulation

At the close of the fiscal year of
1900 there were 1858 postoffices in
the United States, or one to every
1000 inhabitants.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
Too Much for Her.

"Yes, Mrs. Bouncer wanted to send
her daughter to Bryn Mawr, but she
decided on Vassar."
what influenced her decision?"
"She couldn't pronounce Bryn
Mawr."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-14
An important pcIn..

There ls no doubt that this scheme
viii pay" said the promoter.
YES" answered the purchaser OF
the stock. | suppose so. But who Is
to get the money2"--washlngton Star.