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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
Wholesale Robbery.

On Tuesday night a series of
robberles were committed on main
street, and the most Of them in the
center of the business section. the
thief or thieves, were rather I'M
lucky in their choice of stores for
OF all the places entered few mex.
els were all they secured in the
way of money.
The Nc Mahon furniture store.
was entered from the front, the
center door being forced open with
an ak, but outside of opening a
cash regis er and scattering mum.
Der OF ch 'cks around nothing was
touched.
The office of the Enterprise was
entered, but here the thieves made
fatal mistake for of all poor places
in point of Doodle to be secured a
Country newspaper Office is the
worst.
Satterfields store was a'so enter
ED but the only thing that was mss
ng was scot SHIRT.
Laughlins grocery store on Co
rlnne street, received visitation
ard here some small change was Sc
cured from the cash drawer. Though
on this occasion nothing of grear
value was taken, the manner of thu
robberies show that the thleve.
were bold in the extreme.
The door of the Nc Mahon store
and that OF Satter6eld's are in full
glare Of All arc light and man
loi,erlng around that corner can bt
clearly seen blocks away.
When thieves get so bold it.
time that still hunt was Instituted
for their capture before they ge,
to entering residences and possibly
causing the loss Of valuable proper
~ aud somebody's life.
We learn later that the sores o.
Estorge Drug Go. and Bonvlllar
and r. IS were also entered Tuesda,
night. The amount Of the robberiel
and the great dlstence between them
covering as they did territory o
some sew IN blocks speak badly fol
the night police, through the amour
Of ground to be covered by then
two officers) Is entirely too mnch
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Mr.. Simpson drliler Of the Anse
La Butte we'll was in town Sunday.
ISpeak,ng of the well and IT'S pros
poets he 81 1T, FIR the la t two weeks
the drill has been working IN
gravel, and Loring through IT is
hard and slow work, we sometimes
work for day and only succeed
in lowering the pipe a couple OF
feet, how deep this strata IS no one
can tell, we will simply have TO keep
on working until we-pass IT.
Oil? yes we will strike Oil, there
is more flowing from the well now
than many wells in Corsicana and
Los Angeles.
Mr.. Simpson returned Sunday
evening to Breaux Bridge.
This trouble with gravel Is the
-ame that Lucas en- iountered when
drilling some two vel ago though
he finally got thr u .h.
The slow rate that the Grill Il
gong does not disappolnt Pres
Burke or Seet'y Martin, they "a!
that they never expected to get TO
depth Of 1900 within less t.. n tn e
months.
The presence OF oil, and in th
quantity Mr.. Simpson says It
very encouraging to Us and VII 2
| 10 many interested.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
RESOLUTIONS.
reyed ones

We the teachers of the South
--oulslal;a Cbautauqua, now closing
Its session at the town of Franklin,
assembled IN commute of the whole
have adopted the following pream-
BILE and resolutions, TO wit
Whereas the South Louisiana
Chautauqua attended by the teach
ers OF the parishes Of st. Mary,
iberia, ST. Martin, Lafayette, and
Vermllion in teste mony of the ex-
preston of their high appreciation
of the courtesy extended them
generally, and of the zeal displayed
by the Faculty of the Chautauqua,
have adopted the following resolu-
tons
That our felt thanks are ex-
tended Professors b. G. Caldwell !,
J. K. Keeney, y, II billiard; Misses
Agnes Morris Sallie Larch, Hen
RATA Lewis, Lena Holster, and
Anna Faulk for their ~untirlng
efforts In explaining to us the man
ner of teaching, the most approved
and modern school methods.
2nd. That we also extend onr
thanks 10 the lecturers who particl-
pated in interesting the teachers by
lecturing on the line OF education.
3rd. That we thank the officers of
the Southern Pacific Rsll-Road for
reduction of fare to teachers attend
ing the Chautaqua.
| 4th. Also our thanks to Supt.
Kramer for his kind and generous
welcome.
5lh. That we extend our thanks
to the good people OF Franklin for
thell uniform courtesy and their
kind and generous treatment to
all the teachers of ajoinlng parishes,
9th That in our appreciation, we
do not forget the Franklin Press,
the Times Democrat and the Plca
vune for the interest manifested by
them toward the Chautanqus
throughout the session.
| And that copies OF these resoln
lions be furnished the local press
at Franklin, also to that of Iberia
st. M rtin. Lafayette and Vermlllor
parishes, and to the Times Demo
crat and Louisiana School Review.
/ Committee on resolutions;
Miss Margerl'e Ewing, ST. Mary.
II. C. Martin, Lafayette.
| J. l.. Alexdander, st. Martin.
Gilbort Labauve, Vermlllon.
Miss Louise Taylor, Iberia.
Joseph Aucoin, r. /. Labauve
Chairman, Secretary
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
And Still 1t Happens.

On Wednesday night second
series OF robheries was attempted.
On that night the Drug Store OF
inc. r. Taylor was visited, and
the the front doors were mauled
by what seemed to have been a
Ratchet, but an entrance was not
effected.
Al about 10 O'Clock the same eve
ming, Mrs. A. M. Bernard. sitting
on her front gallery, the other
members of the family having gone
to church, heard noises in the rear
of the house, without an lnstaD,s
hesitation the lady started III the d.
rect;on the noise came from, as she
advanced she heard retreatlng foot.
steps, when finally went up stars,
Mrs. Bernard still followed. The
hief evidently getting scared, and
finding himself benz cornered,
look toa window, jumped to thu
ground, and escaped.
Nothing Of value was secured
the burgler evidently having JUS
entered when Mis-. Bernard dis
covered him. Chief Carer tHlls u
that all Of the robberies have beer
committed after the shutting Oft o
the arc lights, which occurs tn
moment the moon comes up.
If our City authorities just knew
lit, our arc lights are our creates
protection against thieves, the ques
ton is whether it is cheaper to hav
an all night service, whether tn
moon shines Or not, or an increase
number Of efficient police
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

News received Tuesday from
Breaux Bridge says that the Pioneer
OIL Co. began boring that morning
1t will now be interesting to watch
the progress of this and the Anse La
Butte, wells the Jeanerette eople
claim that they will catch mp, aud
pass the Anse La Butte drillers In
two weeks.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
WEST END OIL co.
Stops Work Temporarily.

The cause of the stoppage of
work on the Wost End Oil Com
pany's well, we are told is a dlvI.
sion opinion among the stOckhold-
ers as to the amount of interest in
the possible findings, the owners
of the land are entitled to.
When securing the option the
first promoters gave the land own
ers contract calling for % per
cent of whatever Oils or Minerals
of value discovered:
This the gentlemen who have
lately become interested seem to
think too large a percentage, and
a deadlock has resulted. We hope
that this question will be settled
amicably and the Company pro-
ceeds with l s bOrings.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

MI. Frank Kaudzersky, the ais
land Blacksmith. was numbered
amOung our callers on last Sunday
morning. He Informed us that he
was moving his family to his new
home on Belle Island, after resi-
dence of nearly Is years on
Avery's Island. He has found
employment at his trade with the
Belle Isle Salt Mining Co. and
will most probably remain there
permanently. The IBERlAN wishes
him we'll in his new home.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

The West End OIL Go. whose
we'll Is some 800 # deep has sus-
pended operations, they are laid up
for repairs in their Treasury which
has sprung leak. This does not
mean however that they intend
abandoning the well altogether, it
is their purpose to collect funds
sufficient to begin again, and then
TO to sink case 6 in pipe. Messrs
Phillips, Taylor, Hale and others
who now have control believe
that they are not on fools errand,
and that eventually they will
be amply repaid for their trouble
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

A drilling out fit shipped from
New York accompanied by two car
loads of 10 in. pipe passed through
here Thursday, the car containing
the drilling machinery was sur.
rounded by a crowd of curious
persons anxious to see what a re
gular outfit looked like. The three
cars were billed to Beaumont.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

The Canal being dug by the par
"a from a point ON West Centre
.,,.et 10 PEBBLES Coulee has reached
de Lemalre property.
qh,s Canal will be continued on
4. The above Coulee aud then an
-. force Of men will be put Oh
.l..n,ng It out some distance 5 'uth.
Whan thus is &C omplished drainage
& hat section of the parish at least
Esiil be solved.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

z .
The prize FISH story Of the season
was told us on Tuesday by K. g
s ais ST.. The story which the above
gentleman vonehes for Is as follows
Accompanied by Mr. Homer d.
IRE Mr.. Sealy went f shing on : an
ish Lake last Sunday, and willie
busily occupied bobbing their bob
bers'' i ten POUND trout leaped IN
to the skiff, seemingly OF his own
accord, and was secured by the
gentleman. Upon being opened .
two pound fish was found within
| The larger one. For further partIcn
lars We refer tue reader TO Mcssrs
SealY and Dupre.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

.,,or was circulated on Tues.
earning that a tiny infant was
mi mon the steps OF the Convent
that morning. Upon inves''ga-
however this proved TO be false
g, at,v. Muller aud Chief Garter
al The Convent early on Tues
Is morning and found that the
van. knew nothing about the mat.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

News received from BreauX
Bridge Wednesday is to the effect
that the Pioneer people are boring
at Phenomenal rate of speed, a
depth of 200 fit being reached the
first "a hours. Though we would
like the best in the world to see
them continue at the same rate, we
fear they will SOW up before long,
though Moresi is a hustler and will
do all in his power to keep up the
pace.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

-. civ Electrician should keep a
Lockout around the City, for
! wa, ,'.,;,e Arc lights, sevarel person,
w. ,omnlslned to US that lights In
sections have failed to give
Z -. during part of last week.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Will Carletons Magazine s..every-
where tells the following:
An Ohio German married again
two weeks after his first wife died,
and offered as an explanation,
DWELL, l don't hold spite long,"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

EEBIsE clears the complexion,
= buoyancy to the mind, cures
1ache, regulates the stomach
q bowels, stimulates the liver,
- 4 hi fact, a perfect guardian
fhe health. Price, 80 cents. For
- # Estorge Drug. Co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

n,s,ness men who lack the
snan ana vigor they once had,
wv 81 use HERB1NE, it will purify
''s blood, strengthen and invigor-
- ~ system. Price, so cents
- Sale at Estorge Drug Co
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Nothing is heard lately of the
New iberia Oh and Drilling Co.
which intended boring IN East End
on the Gebert property, have the
gentlemen lost heart,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
Rev. Abe. Mulkey.


will hold the following services
Sunday.
9. a. M. Mass meeting of Sunday
schools City Hall.
10. 80 lecture for men only
City Hall boys under II yeas not
admitted
1880 ladies prayer meeting M.
E Church.
4.p NJ. sermon for ladies only
NJ. E. Church.
$50 p m, farewell service ~
e. Church.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Mr.. A. G. Nauck is, this week
closing out his grocery business. He
will devote his time to the construc-
ton and repair of small electrical
plants.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Master WIN. Pbarr, of Window,
has become quite pigeon fancler
He has some very fine birds of the
sstumbler" and ssrOller" families, be-
sides number of "homers.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
MY TWO LOVERS.-By May.
tie Rife GOOdllOr.

MY TWO LOVERS.-By May
tie Rife GOOdlOr.
We wander forth at twilight's hour,
In the sweet, soft evening air,
l and my dark-haired lover,
And my lover with faxeL hair.
My dark-haired lovers eyes are gray
And the love.lights come and go
Like the mellow lights OF eventide
Sent back in the after-glow.
But love has kissed my fair one
And brought from the laughing skies
The flush of morning to his cheeks,
The heavens blue to his eyes.
We loiter down the rose-strewn path
Till we reach garden. seat,
Half hidden meath the rose vines
And the jasmine pure and sweet.
My fair-haired lover talks Of love,
OF music, OF books, of art,
And plucking rich king Philip
He fastens it 'er my heart.
My dark haired lover only smiles
And his strong hand presses mine
AS he places by the rosebud
A spray of the sweet Jasmine:
So twire wreath of rosebnds.
To place on that head so fair;
And slender crown of Jasmine
| fasten DER soft dark hair.
The fair head bends; and whispering
Love"
Leaves kiss upon my cheek,
And the sweet grey eyes are SHINING
| With love they do not speak.
And we linger till the shadows
Like NANTES around us fall,
And the new moon from the heavens
I Smiles in gladness over all.
| Aud my heart is filled with praises
4 To the God who gives me life;
J For the blue ewes cali me mother"
Aud the grey eyes cali me wife.
Il Everywhere.
! "a Come and see US for 10
Work prices are right.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

~ stomach, liver and bowels
perform their functions re
~ naturally, the blood
contaminated with i'm
md the whole system is
qnence debilitated. HER
y narkable for its efficacy
ae The ailments Of summer,
disorders prevalent dur.
sather. Price, 80 cents
= kstorge Drug Co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
BRIEF MENTION

,,;or Frank E. Artaud surgeon
- J rescently appointed, now
Y ..e Providence, La; has been
y 8 Il Manila P. |. for assign
ant TO duty,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Rats got into Mr.. J. w. Comp
toms pigeon loft, one night this
week, and killed large number Of
his fine carrier or houmlng birds.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Commun,catien from III
y mana press assn. Is on our desk
Is ennclng the 22nd annual session
T. e. press assn. 10 be beld on
~ and % at Minden La.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

,,sl;oeator, Designer, Elite, Bon
~ Royal, Fart de La Mode,
~ .,.,es fashion books on sale at
Millard's News Stand
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

oae who live on farms are es-
NV liable to many accidental
harns and bruises which heal
when BALLADS SNOW
AT Is applied. Price % and
~ For Sale at Estorge Drug
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

rseFor cheap Ranches and good
i,rn,ng lands ~ Texas write 70 TX :
Comptroller,
w. l. Swain Austin, Texas
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Mrs. Joe. Leguenec of Abbeville
is visiting at the Sampson home.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

"Uncle' Ben Lewis was in town
Thursday.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
NOTICE

Mr.. Claud Pattan is in no way
connected with our firm. We are
not responsible for any debts he
may contract
Jumus Hart Piano House.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Furnished Rooms to Rent: a.
as Jal,a Street.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

Cousin aud Lallande tied fer first
-, Cousin winning on the shoo'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
- PASTURE.

pastare with shade and
ity, apply to W. L.
a. Bonnette.
Advertisements are
than they cost.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13
I, " 6, Cd Milk cows and tw'
s,lus for sale at ! bafga'n.
Apply 70 Q B. Ortte,
New Iberia La.

Following is the Score of the
Iherla Gun Club Shoot on July 4th.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-07-13

a. Come and see US for Job
Work. Prices are right.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-12-26
A SONG FOR THE NEW YEAR.

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on shar We sino how bIftba he seemed
Tho night when first he came.
Whom bells were RING and SONGS
no .rI,a,. - H., nor,oo
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-12-26

1t was their first New Years dinner,
and naturally very important affair.
When they first spoke of it she asked
his opinion as to the menu and then
vetoed his suggestions.
And neither of us have relative
within a hundred miles, so we can just
invite people we really like" she said,
finally.
Good, | should like
The SwelIstyles? So should I.
Then. as you say. the Hauttons.'
Did | mention the Swellstyles and
the Hauttons?"
You were just about to, dear, when
| interrupted you. Isn't it nice that we
always think alike, Rodney"
DO we? Now, in the matter of the
hall carpet We
oh, well. dearie. even you are
wrong sometimes. So, then, our little
! dinner is arranged.
You forget the Smiths dear. | was
at The first New Years dinner they
ever gave. Let me see-that was in
! 90
/ "Humph. the same year in which
! Mrs. Smith got her last new dress,
wasn't it? Yes. as you say. we will
have them some other time"
Il didn't say some other time; l said
on New Years day. I promised them
that they should dine with me on the
first New Years day after l married.
Why. what are you crying about
Aphelia?"
''B-because that isn't the reason you
w-want them; you want them because
that horrid Johnson girl you used to
go to see when we quarreled lives
near them. and y-you want 10 ask
after her and find out tiff she took
our marriage TO heart; that's why"
L had forgotten that the Smiths
lived near her; honest, I had, Pheelie
Look here. you write and ask them Il
dinner on New Years day. and II
not mention Miss Johnson to them
and I'll get you that cut glass salad
bowl YOU want so much"
viii you, Rodney? Then I'll try
: TO forgive you. and III write the invi
tation. But you must not forget tt
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-12-26

buy the dish; you know how forgetful
| you are"
Half an hour later, as he was going
out she said: "Are you going to
wear that shabby old coat, Rodney"
Yes; it's showing. You can give
| il to tramp some of these days"
All right, dear And will you mail
these letters for me? One is to the
! dressmaker, asking her the amount of
her bill and saying that 1 want an
ether new gown. The other is to
mamma; | want her to run over for
a few days and help me to select you
some neckties that will wear. The
! After he was gone his wife sent the
housemaid out to post two other
notes: then she sat smiling into
space.
1t was New Years day at last, the
/ new cut glass bowl rejecting Mrs
De Wits smiling face. Even the
cook was in good humor, and it
seemed that marriage was a great
success.
! Just as Mr.. De Witt was ready to
come down his wife came into his
room. ooh, Rodney" she said. may
7 give your old coat to a tramp?"
Mr.. De Witt burst out laughing ten
minutes after his wife had taken the
garment away. chose letters to her
mother and the dressmaker were in
the pocket" he said, to himself
What a joke!"
Half an hour later the SweIlstyIes
and the HauttOns arrived, and Mr. De
Witt began to grow a little nervous
about the non-appearance of the
Smiths. at isn't like them to be
late" he said
"Perhaps Mrs. Smith has a new
gown. and it took her long time to
put it on suggested his wife.
They waited twenty minutes; then
Mrs. De Witt said: Strange they
haven't come. You mailed my invita-
ton, of course, Rodney"
"Wwhen?" asked her husband,
turning pale.
THE evening we planned our din
ner. dear whispered his wife They
We're in the buffers pantry at the
time, and the fiat was so modern that
a whisper was necessary lest the
/ guests in the parIOr hear
! You remember that you were go
ms out, and | asked you to mail my
/ letters? One was to mamma, one to
the dressmaker and the third to the
/ Smiths. Rodney, look at me-did you
mail those letters?"
/ What an absurd question. dear,
! Perhaps the Smiths were detained by
a street car blockade. At any rate
We might as we'll have dinner now"
True" said his wife sweetly; they
can join US if they come in later"
And not until dessert was on the ia
BE did Mr.. De Witt notice that the
table was only set for six
That evening after the guests had
left Mrs. De Witt said: 81 must &c
over to see Mrs. Smith tomorrow and
find out why they did not come to din
ner today"
Mr.. De Witt made no reply. He
was busy writing a line in his note
book:
"Resolved. Always to look on the
! addresses on my wife's letters before
forget to mail them"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-12-26
EGOTISM OF GENIUS.

4 writer in the London Standard
declares the idea that genius is usual
ly modest to be a popular delusiOn.
On the contrary, he alleges egOtism
to be the very essence of true genius,
and quotes many amusing examples.
When Wadsworth. Southey and Col
eridge were walking together and
COleridge remarked that the day was
Sc fine 1T might have been ordered
for three poets the gentle Wads-
worth promptly exclaimed: Three
poets. Who are the other two"
Disraeli, then a mere youth, wrote
to his sister that he had heard Macau-
lay. She'll mad Grant speak, but be
tween ourselves l could floor them
all" And again he said, When
want to read a good book l write one
Our own Joaquin Miller wrote Walt
Whitman: You and I are over the
head of the rabble. We know we are
great and if other people don't know
it it is their own fault"
| was President Grant who, being
told that certain senator, an ad
mitJed genius who was very hostile
to him. did not believe the bible, ex
pressed his estimate of the senators
egotism by rejoining. why should
| he? He didn't write it. you know. -
! New York World.