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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08
To Save Her Child.

From frightful Disagreement Mrs.
Mamie Galleger OF LaGrange, ha. ap-
piled Bucklen Arnice Salye to great
sores ON her head aud face, and writes
Its quick cure exceeded all her hopes
it works wonders in Sores Bruises, Skin
Eruptions, Cuts, Burns, Scalds and
Piles. 25c. Cure guaranteed by Paules
& Go druggist.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08
Youngest Kentucky Colonel.

This is a picture of the youngest
Kentucky colonel. He is Austin Mel
son Edwards, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Mel
son j. Edwards of Newport, Ky. Lit
tie Colonel Edwards was born Jan. 3,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08

1898, so you see he is only Il little over
3 years old, quite young 10 bear so
proud a title However he bears lis
honors handsomely. lie was appoint
ed colonel by Governor w 5. Taylor
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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08
THE ALPHABET'S MEETING
The alphabet met and said that they

The alphabet met and said that they
We're not arranged in proper way"
A had stood at the head too long;
1t was not right; it was utterly wrong,
''For you all know and can plainly see
That place belongs to me-" said G..
''You take the head. indeedl" said j;
''That place is meant for my dear K
Tut, tut. tut Wen, well. welli
PIl stand there myself then" said l.
Excuse US please, we think that we
Have a word to say" said b, G, d.
"suppose you have" said L as he
Softly whispered word TO f.
Who'll prevent, I'd like to know,
Standing head N. n or or
We've listened in silence to all Of you
And now will head you" said p and Q.
"Our impression is, you had better try"
Then angrily spoke both II and |.
How rude and coarser' said r, S, T.
1.-THE airs Of some!" said U and V.
'Would drive one mad" said W, X, Y. *.
But, after all, the letters still stand
at the head. at the foot &.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08

Progress of Good Roads.
AS result of a good roads conven-
don recently held at Jackson, Tenn, a
rood roads association has been formed.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08
WM. hASE WEST,
j. J. II ROW M ,

THE EYE A SPECIALITY.
Eyes tested, treated, fitted with glass.
es and artificial eyes supplied.
3fl Market Street, Bloomsbury, Pa.
HourS-10 a. m. to ) p. III.
Telephone l436.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-08

raising money to purchase the machinery
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
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he consented.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
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Ruins Made 10 Order.

There is hardly anything Il the way O:
altering ,he face q TIE ea-h that the
landscape gardener cannot carry ont Sue
cessfl..y. and any one who cares for
section Q: the Alps il 1.s back garden
has only 70 order it. TIE mach admired
ruins a. Virginia Water. which many
people think are genuine, we're all care
fully placed il position ~ s-n q land
scape :. -teuers. and there i 10 S1rop-
shire 2 -7del Of the world renowned falls
q Geis5ach, water aaI al. which owes
its presence 70 the same at. while il
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most orthodox state u r1i1. but bull, b.
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been made. and g lake with G few IS
lands Or q babbling stream are quite easy
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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
HIS PECULIAR CASE
The Man Who Knew 1t All Couldn't
Guess the End Of the story.

Cone meets with many qges- cl.4uts il
the course RI years practice" said a
young lawyer il the supreme court ~
Gently. He was the s1n II q prosperous
merchant and had but recently been al.
nittsd 70 the bar, consequently several
Of the lawyers in the group that sur
rounded him smiled and winEed wnen TIE
young man spoke in such familiar man
ner Of clients. He may not hare seen the
smiles or the winks, bat he scowled Just
little as be resumed:
Il had peculiar experience the other
day with a new client. An elderly man.
with long gray whiskers-a regular hay
seed-entered ny law Office. He asked
me TO draw up deed for him transfer
ring to his daughter farm on Long Is
land worth about $4,000. / asked him
for his old deed so that could get from
1t an accurate description Of the property.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22

"You hare never had a wife. pre-
sumo said the generous uatro1 who
had taken PITY ~ him 70 the extent q
supplying him with soDe cast oE clothing
and plate y: vic.1als.
'No. Ea'au." answered Goodman Con
rong An don't reckon ever viii have
onless run acrost some woman who
wants . make the experiment q marry
In g man 70 reform him. An that amt
likely to happen" be added. with his
mouth f1l of baked beans, '''cause she'd
hev 10 be young a. harnsome. "-Chicago
Tribune.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
Refuted the slander.

Tie s5orwalze- Z 80 down town
store saw Al y.i r-.-1 woman s.yly PIT
g lag ls-i.@-cll-t il her pccast, a-i,
waking p . her. l. asked her 70 step
tac4 70 the Office. She followed hin with
o.; word She was taken into TIE
third degree ron. and she demanded 70
know what was wanted with her.
'Ye1 have been stealing il the store"
said the f09rwa.Ee-.
D-e-5 hasn't" sic replied. y make
- pr3ob Dat, 50 I win ef 20 slaniah
ne"
Don't lie about IL now" be persisted.
81 saw y9g put two LandAercL.ets in
your pocket"
"Yo' an g Zig story tellah 30 OWL
SET" she retorted. Il done on'y take
one. en dere il am
she fun. il At aim in virtuous iudi-na-
ton. No person i.ses 70 be wrongly ac-
cuse3.-Pitts News.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
Asthe Boy Remembered H..

A Melrose boy who is devoted to the
Sunday school had as a golden text not
long ago the words. Go to the ant. thou
sluggard." Upon reaching home his IA
Their asked him wha, the text was. The
parent was surprised to know that the
text was, Go to your aunt and get
slugged. Boston Journal.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22

A paroxysm Of coughing may often be
prevented or cured By 1sing a little dry
salt as a gaFgie. For sore throat one u
the best garges is ;annin dissolved il
water. The stronger the solution IS the
better usually. In fact, 10 severe cases
the tannin is sometimes used almost as a
paste. For cough a good remedy is
lemon and sugar. Roast a lemon very
carefully without burning it, When it
is thoroughly hot. cut and squeeze it into
4 cup upon three ounces OF finely pow
Eered sugar. A spoonful taken when a
dough is troublesome usually brings relief.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22

stops 70 take on passengers colum'S
ana points east h stops - j.. u paSal
gers nom weSt q Columbia
Additional trains leave Frei=r. < forBTss
vile -. = II and 81 2 II w-esdalI
-et---lLE, leave Brucev.t.e tur E-5i-Tick y
/. - 3. m. and 80 .. IN
Trans leave Hanover fo- Get.EStlrg si'
a m. J. = and ). = 2. II. weekdays rell1
Ing. arrive at Hanover from Getty s5urg,
q II and = p, II. weekdays.
TRAINS LEAVE YORK EoR TIE NORTH
Pacific and Northern Express. do. Was
News Xpre>s. daily. ............ 30 o.
Niagara Exp and Mail. weekday s-l0.4a
Chicago Exp and Fast Line. da.i y.--lEF1
1l.caEp and -. Louis Exp. daily. .oNP-
Western and -. Louis Express d. ylahRl
For time tables and further inf1-nstMI
Ply 10 Ticket Agent al the station
J 3. HUTCHINSON, J.R WOOD
General Manager. Genera, PAS. ~
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
Brought ID on the Bottle

A gentleman was fishing with friend
when his sinaer came Of. Here was a
dilemma-no sinker. 10 more fishing ali
az once be thought ct a flask be had with
him This he filed with water and sent
It down on its mission.
After a few minutes interval he ez
claimed:
"Ah. a bite" and up be pulled ST rae
ing speed . fne pair Of Writings. one on
each hook
"Ha. Doctor" said his friend. twins
this time"
Yes" said the doctor, "and broucht
Up on the bottle too."-London Tit-Bits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22
A Point In Ethics.

What is the Law u compensation
Well. here's bow IL is: The things we
don't want are given Us TO console Us for
our lack Of the things we want."-Chica-
60 Record.
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II is estimated that from $4,000. 900
70 S200.0cO.0O0 worth OF property is ev.
cry year destroyed By FIRE all over the
world.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22

II the donkey were king Of the brute
creation, some men might truthfully
boast Of their royal blood. -<1hkssws
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1901-02-22

From microscopic observation it has
been computed that the skin is perforat-
ed with 1000 holes In q square inch.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
SKATERS STRIKE ORDER.
eraIIy Obeyed by AmaIga- mated Men.

Pittsburgh, July 15.-From present indications it looks probable that President Shaffer's strike order, issued Saturday night to the Amalgamated association members in the employ of the American Steel Hoop Co.,, the American Sheet Steel Co. and the American Tin Plate Co.,, will be obeyed and the great struggle between the Amalgamated association and the steel companies will be on in earnest In the union mills of the three com panies against which strike has been declared, it was predicted that not a wheel would turn Monday. An effort will be made, also, to close down some of the non-union mills of the companies and to cripple the rest. The Amalgamated association people are very sanguine of success.
 'The strike was not of our own se- lection," said President Shaffer. "It was forced upon us. We were not con- tending for wages, but for principle for self-preservation. The tin and sheet people will not be able to turn a single wheel. We have our forces thoroughly organized, and there will be some surprises in store.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
THROUGH NIAGARA RAPIDS.
Carlisle D. Grnham's Fifth Success-
 full Voyage Through the Rap ids in a Barrel.

Niagara Falls, N. Y., July 15.- About three thousand persons saw Carlisle D. Graham make his fifth suc- cessful voyage through the Whirlpool rapids in a barrel, Sunday afternoon. The barrel is of locust wood, oval shaped, except that it has fiat head; it is about five feet long, 1o inches in diameter at the foot and 26 inches at the head. With it's 100 pounds of bal last it weighs 16, pounds. The start was made from the Maid of the Mist landing below the falls. The barrel was caught in an eddy and circled about little above the cantilever bridge for a quarter of an hour. The stronger current in the middle of the stream finally ierked it out of the eddy into the foaming waters of the rapids. Passing under the second bridge the barrel had narrow es- cape from being dashed to pieces against the stone abutments of the bridge. The passage through the rapids was swift. It took the barrel five minutes to reach the eddy from the starting point and 20 minutes to get out of it, but it took only three and a half minutes to pass through the rapids and the whirlpool, a dis tance of about a mile. At no time dur ing the passage through the rapids was the barrel lost sight of. It was taken from the water after it had cir cled about in the whirlpool for few minutes. Graham was slightly bruised about the elbows and knees, but he was otherwise unhurt
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
AT THE PAN-AMERICAN FIX.
The Week Promises to Be an Inter- estinG One, AbOundinE in
 Military Features.

Buffalo, N. Y., July 15.-The present week at the pa1l-4American exposition promises to be one of the most de- lightful yet planned. Military feat nres abound. Three companies of the Seventieth regiment, National Guard of Virginia, ana Armour's Cadets, of Chicago, are already here. The Eighth Ohio, which is popularly known as ''The Presidents Own," and the Twentysecord New York will go into camp at Camp Fillmore.
 Tuesday, July 16, will be Chautau- qua day, with speakers from all parts of the country, Frank Chapin Bray, editor of The Chautauquan, and Prof. 5. II. Clark among others. The musical part of the progra mme includes num- bers of Vim. $. Sherwood, of Boston, the pianist; Sol. Marcosson, violinist. and l. G. Flaglcr, organist, in addi- tion to vocal numbers. Wednesday will be Electrical Contractors day.
 large number of invitations have been sent out by the Ohio Pan-Ameri- can commissioners for the exercises o1 Ohio day. Thursday, July IS. A b1g attendance is anticipated.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
FEMININE EMERY.
Items of Dress That Will Re Worn During the Current Season by
 Up-to-Date Dressers.

White linen suits worn with black silk sashes will be seen this season. The sash is the important part of the costume.
 A matchless little blouse of light blue organdie, that is striped perpen- dicularly all over with narrow blue satin ribbon, has a girdle pattern of heavy cream lace appliqued to 1t, says a fashion paper.
 A more practical ble and pleasurab ble wrap for travelling than one of these dirt harvesters comes in the shape of three-quarter length Raglan, made of covert cloth, linen or brilliantine.
 A rather unusual gown for morn ing wear is made of white cashmere trimmed with blue silk braid stripping the skirt very closely from the waist to below the knee, the lines separat- ing or rather the spaces widening toward the ends.
 A new material recently brought out is white voile with a hemstitched edge of colored batiste, and band of embroidery in dainty colors just above the hemstitching. This makes very effective gowns.
 There has been considerable talk this season of mitts. They may be worn during the midsummer, but none are worn now at any of the fashionable events. Suede gloves are, however, slightly more modish than the smooth kid and the long wrists are much wrinkled. White gloves while given the preference, are by no means universal.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
A Simple Language.

At table of German and English students recently one pleasant little German was keen on showing his knowledge of English. Every sem tence of his was bound to contain hayve and alretty; bit of slang was to him as ponderous as the voice of an oracle, and the English tn was simply impossible. He commented brokenly the bewllet on the table and the gavnose in Ms buttonhole.
 But the climax was reached in an swer to a question put in good Ger man:
 Are you going to the lecture to- night, Herr B-?''
 "Ach, mol" with a wave of his hand; "der ghost i~ retty, but der meat is feeble"
 Then the quiet man straightened out our wrinkled brows by suggesting that possibly he meant: ''The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."-Lon- don King.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
Supreme Court Sustains the Foot
 Ease rradc-Mark.

Justice Laughlfn, in the supreme court, Buffalo, has ordered a apermanentinjunction, with costs and full accounting of sales, to issue against Paul B. Hudson, the manu- facturer of the foot powder called 'Dr. Clark's Foot Pqwde5r,D and also against from making or selling the Dr. Clark $ Foot Powder, which is declared, in the in junction of the court, an imitation and in Engagement of Foot -Ease," the powder to shake into your shoes, now so largely ad- yertised and sold over the country. Allen s. Olmsted, of Leroy, N. Y, is the owner of the trademark :" Foot -Ease," and he is the first individual who ever advertised foot powder extensively over the country The decision in this case upholds his trademark and renders all parties liable who fraudu- lently attempt to profit by the extensive '..Foot-Ease" advertising, in placing upon the market a spurious and similar appear ing preparation, labeled and put up in en- velopes and boxes like Foo otEase. Similar suits will be. brought against others who are now infringing on the Foot-Ease trade mark and common law rights.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
LATEST FROM KITCHENER
BrOadwOOd's Brigade Surprised Reitz, Capturing Steyn's Broth
 CT and Others.

London, July 15.-The war office has received the following dispatch from Lord Kitchener, dated at Pretoria:
 "Broadwood's brigade surprised Reitz, capturing Steyns brother and others. Steyn himself escaped in his shirt sleeves with one other man only. The so-called Orange River govern ment and papers were captured"
 Lord Kitchener also reports that Sheeper's commando (as announced in these dispatches early last week. burned the public buildings in Mur- raysburg, Cape Colony, and some farm houses in the vicinity.
 According to further advices from Lord Kitchener, the columns under Col. Featherstone and Col. Dixon have reached Zeerust, western Transvaal.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
The Dead.

Mrs. Abe Dickstein, aged 23.
 Annie Kronstadt, aged 10.
 Ida Kronstadt, aged IT.
 Leah Silverstein, aged F.
 Annie Horowit2. aged 13.
 Isaac Zacht, aged 22.
 A strong southeast wind was blow sng and the tide was at flood. Fifty yards off shore is shoal and between the shoal and the shore is a sluice. The party was bathing on the shoal, but finding the tide getting rather high the bathers concluded to go nearer shore. Almost at once they found themselves in the sluice over their heads, with big waves pounding and a sweeping current running. Of l2 who started across the sluice six were drowned.
 Mrs. Dickstein's body was found floating in the surf an hour after the tragedy, but the others were swept out to sea.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
WANTED FOR MANY CRIMES.
.Scar-Face" Jim, Member of the Dalton Gang. Wounded md
 at Bay.

Ardmore, I. T., July 15.-"Scar- Face" Jim, alleged to be member of eated, Saturday night, in a secluded spot 20 miles east of here, suffering from a bullet wound. Last week, at Sulphur, he had desperate fight with deputy United States marshals and was wounded, but escaped. The mar shals had narrow escape. United States Marshal Hammer and several deputies have started for the scene. "Scar-Face" says he will not be taken alive. He is wanted for many crimes.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
Four Blocks of Buildings on the Public Square of the City
 Burned. t @
THE LOSS WILL FOOT UP OVER slOo, 900.
Owing to tho Continued Drought Every .N-, thing Was as Dry as Finder and Burnsd Fiercely-Dynamlte Used to Move Buildings Out of the Track of tho Fire,

Enid, Okla., July l5.-Four blocks of business houses on the public square were destroyed by fire in less than three hours time by fire that start ed after midnight Saturday night. The -vater supply was inadequate and 1t was necessary to blow up buildings with dynamite to check the flames. Owing to the continued drought ev- erything burned like match wood. A light wind blowing from the south east saved the eastern part of the town. The total loss is estimated at slightly over $1OO,Oo0. The insurance will be light.
 Started In a Hotel.
 The fire started at 12:02 in the two- story hotel building near the south east corner of the square owned by John Benton, anc spread quickly to the big Gensman Bros hardware house on the corner. Both buildings, with contents, were soon consumed. The fire burning south destroyed, in turn, the Snyder furniture store, the Cramer restaurant and hotel, Maul- din's furniture store, Central hotel, a butcher shop, in which thousand dollars in cash was consumed, and the Enid carriage works. Then going east it consumed the Yeakey shop and three small buildings. Here it jumped across the street west, destroying the wholesale esta ablishment of Cranda1 S5 Grubb and the St. Joe hotel. The Armour Packing Co.'S building was next destroyed, and, following this, the entire south block of the square, consisting mainly of frame buildings, among which were the Montezuma hotel, the Clivinger building, the Weekly Events printing office and the Weatherly building.
 Had to Blow Up Buildings.
 The fre1nen finally were compelled to blow up several buildings with dy- namite, and in this manner succeeded in checking the flames at three o'clock Sunday morning. The post office and the land office were saved only after
 hard fight.
 The heaviest lcsers are: Gensman Bros., $25, ,OOO; Crandall x Grubb, ESQ., 900.
 In most cases the losses were al- most total.
 Enid is a town of about six thou sand, situated on the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific railroad, and is the county seat of Garfield county. 1t was established at opening of Okla hona over ten years ago, and is one of the most prosperous towns in the territory.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
A Simple Rem c dy.

Mrs. Whyte - Does your husband ever have the nightmare?
 Mrs. Browne-Well, he sometimes starts to have one, but for a good many years now l have been in the habit of taking a hatpin to bed with me, so that I can generally wake him up before gets we'll to going SOmerville Journal.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
The THuaf Prnhlem.

To a thoughtful mind, the trust problem is one of serious import. It must be firmly grappled with, for it creeps upon society before you are aware of it's existence, in this respect much resembling the various disorders which attack the stomach, such as constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia, 1T bll- M iousness, liver and kidney troubles. Hos tetter's Stomach Bitters is the one reliable remedy for all such ailments. Be sure to give it Q trial
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
An E1nphatic Touch.

The man who lives in flat and is often annoyed by the violent piano playing of his otherwise agreeable neighbor of the floor below remarked to his wife the other day:
 That Smith downstairs would make an elegant carpet beater."
 Why" asked his wife.
 "Oh, he has the regular carpet beater' 8 touch," replied her husband.-N. Y. Times.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19

When was it you first noticed your fa- ther's deafness had disappeared?" Hast he clapped his hands on his ears and rushed from the room" Philadelphia Times
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
Bitter-Sweet.

Ted-That girl of mine has the germ fad and won't even eat ice cream.
 Ned-You're in luck ''But she doesn't stop there She won't kiss me for fear of microbes"
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19
A Plausible Explanation.

Little Ruby-I wonder what made old Sukey kick over the pail when pa was milkin' her, last night?
 Little Ezra-I'll bet she missed her cud and bit her tongue.-Puck.
Newport weekly independent., 1901-07-19

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago-Mrs. Thos Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y. Feb. 17, 1900.