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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28
CURIOUS CRINKLES
BY LANAI LOUNGER.

-. - -
An expenditure Of ten million dol
lars might make Kewalo ft for human
babitations Land that lies below tide
level cannot be drained, and without
drainage there can be no sanitation.
+ 4. 4.
plate had the excuse Of fear for his
skin from the mob down in Judea'
when he released Barabbas the robber.
A poor excuse is better than none when
a professional criminal is turned loose
on society before his due punishment
Is meted out.
without an adequate police force to
give or respond to alarms, telegraph
system for that purpose in Honolulu
will be as defective as the fire pro-
lection system was before an ample
distribution of water existed.
+ + 1.
For many years the Bulletin agitated
suburban fire stations before the author
tiles acted in the matter. Now, II
each engine house were made partly
a sub-police station another step in the
right direction would be effected.
4. j. I.
Doctors who have In the past week
been relieved OF coin and cigars may
possibly find a clue to the burglars by
looking over recently receipted bills
a combination OF a doctors bill and
the holiday season is sufficient to
cause man to do desperate deeds.
1. 1. 4.
Nature has provided our professional
mud singers with an abun dance of ma
terlal. BY the same token, they are
not overlooking the opportunity.
!. i. !.
Our burglars are considerable in one
respect at least: they distribute their
operations all over the city. Were they
all to work on Fort street, for instance,
what with building operations, the
holiday crowds and the burglars, the
streets would be impossible.
T. + T.
! or course New Year resolution Is
good thing; at the same time 1t
| Wouiu VIC ihtSiSptihs " hhoW hoW
much of the leaf turning is caused by q
dearth of funds brought on by Christ
mas present buying.
/. + +
When the Supreme Court fulfilled the
functions now held by the Circuit
Court, II left 4 record Of censure on a
dead man OF prominence for having
juggled trust funds In sugar stock
speculation. An ounce Of prevention
there expended by the probate Judge
would have yielded pounds of protec-
ton to the widow and orphans inter-
ested, besides saving a reputation. The
instance was probably not singular. To
have probate Judge assailed today
fer exercising the precaution whereto
he is sworn in such premises would
indicate that the development of
Righteousness In the community, II
any there has been, has not leavened
the whole lump.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28
kAPIOLANI BUILDING.

1t is intended by the Kapiolani Els.
tate to erect building at King and
Alakea streets, with 46 feet frontage on
the former and 1888 feet on the latter.
The building will be of two stories,
adaptable for adding another story, and
its construction Of bun brick. terra
Gotta and Hawaiian stone. Columns
and girders are to be of iron. The
ground floor will have eight stores and
the second floor twenty Offices. There
Is to be basement under all. II is
estimated the building will cost $780,
900. Beardslee & Page are the archi-
tects. Queen Kapiolanis memory will
be perpetuated in the structure with
her name, coat-of-arms and the motto,
"kulia kanuu" elevated to the high
est, on the corner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28

Magazines bound by the EvENlN,
BULLETIN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28
WORK WONDERS

General bookbinding. ruling. gliding,
embossing. maps. charts and artistic
printing at the EVENING BULLETIN
Job Office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28
LOCAL and GENERAL

Postage on the Bulletins special In.
dustriai edition 10 three cents to all
parts Of the Slater.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28
Boys Bricade.

The following program will be rem
dered at the holiday gathering of The
Boys Br!dage at 1880 tonight, to be
held at the club room. Palama juno
ton:
Lantern Pictures-American History
Solo-Jean Sabate.
Singing by Boys.
Recitation.
Gymnasium Work.
Refreshments.
For Brigade boys, clubs and Trade
School.
JOHN T. WALDRON, Supt.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-12-28

The Bulletins special Industrial sdI.
tion can be obtained at this office or
the news-stands. Price rs cents.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
About Ozone.

Many people talk about ozone with
out so much as knowing what ozone is.
There is q prevalent idea that it is
something you get at the sea and that
it is good for the lungs. What that
something is, however, few people have
sufficient curiosity to inquire Ozone is
what chemists call an allotropic form
of oXygen-that is to say, it is oxygen
a highly active and concentrated con-
dition. In ordinary pure air ozone eX-
lists, but only in what chemists call
traces" Larger amounts are found in
ocean and mountain air. 1t instantly
disappears when brought in contact
with decaying matter, dissipating it
self, as it were, in the act Of oXidiZing
that matter.
Ozone is known to occur more plenti-
fully during thunderstorms, and we
have, of course, the analogy of its be-
ing artificially produced from oxygen
by electrical discharges in the labora-
tory. On the body ozone is believed to
act as a stimulant; hence the popular
notion Of it's beneficial effects as expe-
rienced by the sea, but in any greater
amount than mere traces it is a violent
irritant. One authority goes the length
| of asserting that it is doubtful whether
it is beneficial to animal life at all.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Con VinciDG.

The methods employed by eS-Gov~
crnor Throckmorton Of Texas to make
clear the claims of his clients were
perhaps unlike those of any other law
yer. but they often carried conviction
with them.
At one time he was defending man
who was on trial for murder in Gaines
vile, Tex. He desired to make it plain
to the jury that the man whom his eli
ent had killed, although in his shirt
sleeves and without a pistol pocket,
might have been we'll armed.
''Can you see any signs of arms
about me?'' demanded the general, TAX
ing off his coat and standing before
the jurors.
They shook their heads.
watch mev' he said dramatically,
and with that he proceeded to draw a
pistol from under each arm. one from
each boot leg and from the back of his
neck q bowie knife of most sinister as
pect.-Youth's Companion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
The Hand Kiss.

The kiss of the hand is undoubtedly
ancient and therefore is not derived
from that of the lips, but probably the
converse is true. The hand kiss is
loosely asserted to be developed from
servile obesances in which the earth,
the foot and the garments were kissed,
the hand and cheek succeeding in order
of time and approach to equality of
rank. But it is doubtful if that was
the actual order, and it is certain that
st the time when hand kissing began
there were less numerous gradations Of
rank than at later stage.
kissing of the hands between men is
mentioned in the Old Testament, also
by Homer, Pliny and Lucian. The kiss
was applied reverentially to sacred OBJ
jects. such as statues Of the gods, as is
shown by ancient works of art, and
also among numerous etymologies by
that of the Latin word "adoro," and it
was also metaphorically applied by the
inferior or worshiper kissing his own
hand and throwing the salute to the
superior or statue.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Crabs Are Fighters.

Crabs are fighting animals. In fact,
they will fight anything, says natu-
ralist | have seen Il crab, in conflict
with 4 lobster, catch the latter over
the fore part of the head. where the
shell is hardest. and crush it in by one
effort, and it rather bears out my idea
that the claws of these creatures are
particularly weapons of war; that the
moment one of them receives severe in
jury in q claw it drops it off by volun-
tary amputation, severing its connec-
ton with the body at the shoulder by
an act Of it's own will. 1t seems to me
probable that if the claw were neces-
sary for feeding nature would rather
seek to cure an injury to it than let the
animal discard it altogether.
The species of crab which is most
conspicuously fighter is the hermit
crab. It's first idea of independent life
is to eat :, ssg Unless whelk and occupy
it's she'll its next notion is to give bat
tie to every crab of the same persua-
sion as itself that it comes across. AL
together hermit crabs are undoubtedly
the most quarrelsome creatures in ex-
istence.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
CnIOrQH SwPdeS.

A little Swedish monthly magazine
published in New York city requested
it's readers a short time ago to send in
accounts of the experiences they had
when they first arrived in this country.
Here is the prize specimen: 'In my I'M
sophisticated days I once started out
to call upon a girl I had known in the
old country l was told that she lived
at Madison avenue and - street.
When I reached that corner, l was in
doubt which house to try, but 1 finally
went up the steps Of one that faced
on the avenue and rang the bell. A girl
came to the door. Does Miss Nelson
live here?' l asked as politely as
could.
81 don't know any such person. she
answered, and l was turning away
when she called after me, rs she
White?'
''That irritated me. Did you ever
know any Swedes who were colored?
asked.
"'Well, l have seen some green
Swedes,' was her retort, and I did not
continue the conversation.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Hearing a fly Walk.

AS the fly glides rapidly over smooth
surface every step presses out a supply
of gum strong enough to give him a
sure footing and to sustain him in safe
ty if he halts. So strong is the cement
that that upon one of his six feet is
quite sufficient to sustain the weight Of
his whole body. But if he stands still
the gum may dry up and harden quick
ly and so securely fasten the travellers
foot as to make sudden step snap the
leg itself.
If you wish to hear a fly walk, you
can do it without the aid of the nuga
phone. Having made friends with the
fly, spread a silk handkerchief over
your ear and induce the insect to crawl
across the handkerchief. AS he ap-
proaches your ear you will distinctly
hear harsh, rasping sound, made by
the contact of the insects feet with
the filaments of silk.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Trials of a Lecturer.

A we'll known English woman lee
turer tells these stories at her own ex-
pense:
81 was" she says, ION tour through
the provinces, and one night as I ap-
peared on the platform in a small town
the chairman introduced me to my au-
dience in the following way: You have
heard of Mr.. Gladstone, the Grand Old
Man. Let me now introduce to you
the grand old woman This was in
tended as sincere compliment.
''On another occasion a bluff old farm
er, who boosted of his ability to look
on all sides of a question, announced
me as follows: This lady's come here
to talk about her rights he said. She's
hired the hall, and so she's got right
to be here, and if any of you don't like
what she's got to say you've got an
equal right to walk out in the middle
Otl't'"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25

Appleton, Wis. Oct. 19.-Mrs. Mar
garet Neimy of is city brought into
Justice Lemons court a bundle of
hair which she alleges was pulled from
her head by \. George, formerly OF
Kaukauna. Ms. Neimy alleges that
she was robbed of enough hair to stuff
a horse collar while George asserts
that the sample brought into the court
room consisted of selected 'combings,"
such as are saved by women for the
manufacture of a 'switch." On the
woman's complaint George was placed
under arrest and gave bonds for his
appearance to answer to the charge Of
assault and nattPrV
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
WISCONSIN PICKINGS.
old Soldier Beaten and Robbed

Trempealeau, Wis Oct. 1S.-Ed-
win Elkins, an old soldier of the civil
war and highly respected resident of
Trempealeau, was knocked down and
robbed Of $40 at WinOna, Mimi,
where he went ON business trip. He
was walking toward the Northwestern
depot when he was struck from be-
kind and rendered senseless. Believ-
ing he was dead, the robbers took him
across the Mississippi and left him in
a swamp near the Burlington tracks.
He regained consciousness next morn
ing and came to his home in this city
on a handcar. He is badly hurt and
his injuries are considered serious.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Confesses to Forgery and Is Sentenced.

GAINESVILLE, Wis. Oct. 21-Guy Grit
fey of the town of Fulton, the young
man who gave himself up to the po-
lice and confessed that he had forged
his fathers name as Endorsement on
rotes amounting to $3.50, pleaded guilty
to the charge of forgery in the munich
pal court and was sentenced by Judge
Fifie1d to eighteen months in the
states prison at Waupun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Heroine Burned to Death.

Appleton, Wis, Oct. 22.-The Swear
old daughter of Reynold Ludeman,
living near Clayton, was burned to
death after rescuing two little children
aged 2 and years, respectively, from
a section o. burning grass in a field
near the homestead. Mr.. Ludeman had
Just fired the grass and cautioned the
children to remain away from the
field The little children disobeyed and
were in danger of being burned to
death when rescued by the oldest chilu
who sank 70 the ground from eXhaus.
tom after the heroic act and was
burned to crisp.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25

1T is becoming the fashion for a wo'
man to seek a maternity hospital that
her children may be born amid conven-
fences lacking at home. The children
are sent away from home to school
They are married away from home, and
members of the family are taken to
hospitals for their final illness and bur-
led from an undertaker's parlor. 1t is
becoming a fashion to take everything
from home except the family rows.
They are still sacred to the family
hearth-AtchisOn Globe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Italian RriCandage I'm 1S4S.

One summer evening in the crowded
theater an impatient house demanded
the drawing Of the curtain preliminary
to the first act. When at last it was
appraised, II Passatore and his armed
band occupied the stage, with muskets
aimed at the affrighted audience. The
chief stated that he should levy tax
per head, which he then and there col
lected. The gang made off with their
booty unmolested. - Lady Presturch's
Essays"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
LaFolIette VIII Ride Daily.

LaFollettes groom took two saddle
horses out to the Fox farm for the use
of the executive and his physician. 1t
is said to be doubtful whether the gov
ernor is strong enough to stand much
horseback exercise, but he insists ON
trying it. He has told his physician
that as soon as he recovered sufficient
ly he was going to buy a saddle horse
and ride daily.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25

The giant Ferragus, who was slain
by Orlando. the nephew of Charlie
magne, was eighteen feet high. He al
ways accompanied the army on foot,
there being no horse tall and strong
enough to carry him. Platerus in his
published writings tells of a giant
whom he examined at Lucerne whose
body measured 10 feet inches and 3
lines.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
The Mississippi.

Before the coming of the whites to
America the Mississippi river was
known by different name every few
miles of its course. Each tribe that
dwelt along its banks gave it a name,
and more than thirty of these local
designations are preserved in the mar
ratives of the early travellers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Sa1oonkeepers Remain Independents.

Racine, Wis, Oct. 21-One hundred
Racine saloonkeepers held a meeting
and heard addresses from James Hay,
Samuel Abraham and J. e. Edwards,
representatives of the grand lodge
Knight of Fidelity, a new order, which
separated from the Knights of the Roy
al Arch at the Cincinnati convention.
While the Racine saloon men still re-
ruain independent of both orders, the
probabilities are that they will affiliate
with the knights Of Fidelity.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Politely Put.

Anxious Father (from top of stairs)-
Say, Mary Jane!
Mary Jane-Yes, papa.
Anxious Father-Is it II o'clock yet?
Mary Jane-Yes, papa.
Anxious Father-Well, give the young
man my compliments and ask him to
kindly close the front door from the
outside.-Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Two Good Arguments,

II say that Adam and Eve never eX-
isted." declared the first theological
disputant.
ooh. but they did," answered the Sec
ond theological disputant.
How do you know they did? Were
you there"
"How do you know they didn't?
Were you there ?"-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Women Visitors Badly Scared,

Madison, Wis, Oct. 21.-There was
almost a panic in the assembly cham
Der in the afternoon among the 200
delegates who are attending the con-
vention of the State Federation of
Women's clubs. When the gas was
lighted at o'clock the decorations
along the gallery caught fire from one
of the jets and ran quickly along the
line A few cool heads prevented a
stampede for the doors and the blaze
was extinguished without damage
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Imagined He Was Policeman.

Milwaukee, Oct. 21.-Albert F1ecl,
an electrician living at 221 Ohio street.
Chicago. became mentally unbalanced
here and imagined himself police of
ficer. He arrested a young man and
took him to the police station and was
himself locked up. He had been car
rying a very dangerous looking revolv-
er, and believed it to be his mission
to arrest all suspicious characters. Mrs.
Flick arrived from Chicago and took
him home
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Bribery Witness Returns.

Kenosha, Wis, Oct. Ice. J. Huck,
who was wanted in this city last week
as witness in the bribery cases, has
returned to Kenosha and was served
with a summons to be in court to give
testimony Mr.. Hucl was the material
witness, on account of the absence of
whom the state asked for an adjourn
ment of the cases.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Reported Lost in the Woods.

Bayfield, Wis. Oct. 1G.-Charles
Gardner of the Bayfield, sheep ranch
Is reported to be lost in the woods fif-
teen miles from here. He has been
gone since Monday. A searching party
has gone out in an effort to find him.
He is brother of w. T. Gardner, who
managed the Ashland baseball team
the past season
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25

In Scotland a twentieth of the area is
forest land. The greater portion of the
country is mountain heath and lake.
The cultivated land is comparatively
very limited in its area.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Pioneer Pasmes Away.

Amherst, Wis, Oct. 19.-Henry
Lysne, one of the sturdy Norwegians
who settled in Portage county, died at
his home in this town. He was 80
years old and had been a resident of
the county, living on the same farm,
forty-siX years.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Noted Hersethief Convicted.

Madison, Wis, Oct. 22.-James
Brown, whose right name is James
Bowling, noted horsethief, was con-
victed for the first time in his career
in the municipal court here of steal
ing a valuable team from a Deane
county farmer on Aug. 1 and sent to
prison for five years. Brown is said to
be the head of a gang Of horsethieves,
With Headquarters near Chicago.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Railway Conductor Killed.

Osceola, Wis, Oct. 16.-John Hof-
floss, a 500 Line conductor, was killed
here. The freight train Of which he
had charge backed into cars on a side
track, wrecking the caboose in which
he was and killing him. He was 80
years old and is survived by q widow.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
Rusty Nail Causes Death.

Baraboo, Wis, Oct. 1S.-Arnold
Lennartz of West Point is dead as the
result of stepping on a rusty nail,
which caused blood poisoning.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-10-25
SCOtt'S
Emulsion

o2fSCod Liver Oil is the means
Of life, and enjoyment Of life to
thousands: men women and
children.
When appetite fails, it re-
stores it. When food is a
burden, it lifts the burden.
When youlose hesh,it brings
the plumpness of health.
When work is hard and
duty is heavy, it makes life
bright.
It is the thin edge of the
wedge; the thick end is food.
BIT what is the use of food,
when you hate it, and can't di-
gest it,
SCOTS Emulsion of Cod
LIVER Oil is thefood that makes
90. forget your stomach.
i you h ny not tried It, send 19r
. scoTT 10y : BOVINE. Chemists.
SOC. and 800; all druggists.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-12-25
In Need of Treatment.
ICharleston Post.

It was a matter of great and gener-
ally expressed regret among the MEM
bers of the State Press Association who
viewed The Exposition last week that
the editor of the Abbeville Press and
Banner was not in the party. Espec-
tally did we feel that great opportu-
nifty for liberal education had been
neglected by this absence. We are
certain of it since seeing the latest is-
sue of the Press and Banner in which
comment is made on the visit of the
editors to Charleston. There Is the
usual unhappy disposition evident in
this utterance, to which we have be-
come so accustomed in the writings of
our old friend. We are sure that the
sight of The Exposition, or, as he calls
it 1.-THE great Indian show" would set
him right once more, and we are going
to arrange with the management of
The Exposition for an Abbeville Press
and Banner day at the show, when
the gates will be closed to all but the
editor of that paper and we will be
permitted to roam or disport as he will
about the grounds and to run the mid
way according to his own ideas. We
believe be will come out of the gates a
convert to The Exposition and i'm
proved in his temper generally.
Here is sample of the Press and
Banners trouble, being comment on
The resolutions passed by the editors
after viewing the show and being en-
tertained in Charleston:
"But those resolutions which thanked
different people and different organi-
cations for being civil to the gentle
men of the press approached very
near to the ludicrous. 1t is no unusual
thing for as courtly people as those of
Charleston, to be polite and civil to
gentlemen who come within their
gates. If Roosevelt and his Cabinet
should visit Charleston, does anybody
for a moment suppose that they would
assemble, and solemnly adopt resolu-
tions of thanks to the hotel people for
being civil to them, and put in solemn
form their obligation to the chief of
police for not allowing his policemen
to put them in the guard house ?
Would it not be ludicrous for hoose-
known that they were thankful for a
5O-cent ticket to the show to which
their hosts had invited them? If he
had done so, an engrossed copy,
without publication, would have been
sufficient. 1t occurs to US that the
CiIy Council, or the committee on
guests Oh publicity, might, with more
propriety, have passed resolutions OF
satisfaction for the presence of the re-
ceptive minds, which were now en-
lightened, but which formerly held
SO poor an opinion Of the great show.
Evidence of the good feeling which
prevailed was the most appropriate
and most pleasing feature Of the affair,
although no notice was taken Of those
who offered drinks and cigars to the
members of the press"
Clearly this is case needing imme-
diate treatment and we think our pre-
scription gives the right remedy.