The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-05-10
TOLD IN A LINE.

ROT Mlchael IS 60te TO be around
after q short illness.
The pinkeye is efecting several
herds Of cattle IN the county.
HALL Haiti Insurance! Insure with
B. F. Brown and get your money.
The new century business at the
wizards is away ahead Of that Of 1900.
A large acreage OF corn and slower
crops are being listed in by the farm
ers.
Sam Vassar shipped in three car
load Of cattle from Norton county last
week.
The mother of Brakeman Luther
Willie is in town for a visit with her
son.
Organ for sale-A Tabor organ for
sale cheap on easy terms.-C. II. Mil
lisack.
II Carrie viii follow the example of
Mary Ellen and go "east," all viii be
forgiven
The grass is coming on nicely and
stock is showing a marked improve
ment in flesh.
There was a slim attendance at the
city school yesterday afternoon. Rea-
son: BlOOmer girls.
The wheat prospect for Sherman
county has not been as good since
1892 as it is this year.
The hand that rocks the cradle is
seldom. the one that raps for order in
the mothers meeting.
a Chicago judge holds that gambling
IS business. A mighty precarious
one in Kansas, however.
Hoyt Andrews left Tuesday for a trip
IN fr uFN - - 81
erty in Shawnee county.
If you want to buy a good residence
property for yOur own comfort or as an
investment see DR.. Thomas.
B. z. Brown will go to Saliua next
week to attend the grand cOmmandery
Of the Knights Templar.
II. f. Ganhart, a substantial farmer
Of Grant township, was in town We'd
nesday, marketing load Of hogs.
A. Q. Smith, painter and paper hang
er, carriage and sign painting a spec
ialty. Call at Weber's restaurant.
The discreet young man never blows
the foam off Of soda water in the pres
ence of ladies. It hints Of malpractice.
Since the state has cut an insane
persons board allowance to - per
week, private asylums may have to go
out of business.
Mrs. r. J. Jones left for Clifton,
Kan, last night for a few days visit.
She will then so to Topeka to attend
the grand chapter Of the Eastern Star.
A hairless calf was recently born on
the Morris ranch on Goose Greek. Elk
cept for its lack Of hirsute adornment,
the young animal is perfectly formed
and healthy.
The case Of A. Z. Hodgkinson, at
tachment against Thomas Cornell, was
tried before Justice CuthbertsOn on
Wednesday and resulted in a judgment
for the plaintiff.
a. @. Crays, assistant cashier Of the
Commercial State bank, Of Windsor,
III, was in GOodland yesterday. He
was looking after his land interests In
Sherman county.
John Y. Pettys, the young Oberlin
lawyer sentenced to three years IN the
penitentiary for killing Albert Falker,
In Decatur county, has taken an ap-
peal TO the supreme court.
There was a personal encounter IN a
resort yesterday morning, between
GOOdland man and a party form
Colby. 1t is reported that the Good
land man had the best Of it.
To Offset the influence Of the Order
Of BUHalOes a lodge Of Camels has
been organized at Horton, the obliga-
ton Of which is that the members
shall 90 seven days without drinking.
The elite OF Chicago are trying out
the oxygen system Of intOXicatiOn and
it Is reported that oxygen contains
more hilariOusness than whisky, and
it is something that Carrie can't
Ratchet.
An editor newly married asks: "What
Is the difference between a honey
comb, a honeymoon and a pretty girl?"
Another editor answers: ga honey
comb is a small cell, a honeymoon is a
big sell and a pretty girl is damsel."
Emin Pasha, the greatest greyhound
ever raised in America, IS dead at the
Pasha kennels, Of pneumonia, at San
Francisco. He was equally noted as a
racing hound and as q sire. He was
nearly seven years old and was bred by
J. II. ROssiter.
The duty Of 20 per cent paid on a
giraffe recently imported to this coun-
try by the prOprietors Of the Ringing
Brothers circus will cause a grateful
sense OF security among all American
stOekgrOWers who are engaged In the
popular industry Of breeding camelO-
pards.-Kansas Notes in Kansas City
Star.
A woman went into an AtchisOn
joint the other night, according to the
Champion, and demanded admission
so that she might lay hands on her
husband HYOuF husband isn't here,
and you can't come in" said the joint
keeper. ABut / want to see for my
SELF persisted the woman. go away,
woman, 20 away" Indignantly respond
ed the joint keeper. II have q reputa-
ton at stake. What would people
think OF me If they saw you coming
ont OF my place at this time OF night2H
a SedgWick county man, with no
known relatives, recently quilted this
vale Of tears for, It is TO be hoped,
more pleasant cline. Among his ef-
fleets was fouud a ING Of ripe old rye