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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
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<The San Juan News1 publca una carl
catura con motive de la muerte de Mr.. Mac
Kinley en- la que aparece Puerto Rico como
un rapazuelo sucio mise rabe, que Sc lleva
los puhitos los ojos, para contener ell mar de
l6grimas que el infausto suceso lie produce
En- una palabra: un pobre nocOsO que llo-
ra la muerte de su querido papa
En- las otras flguras Sc We una tristeza mas
6 menos comica; perO en- ell llor1queo del niho
hay algo de bufo, a'go que, al par que reir, da
mucho en- que pensar.
al muchacho lie sobran motives; no va
por la muerte de Mac Kinley, ST que tamb bien,
poroue a1n le escuece Ia Ultima az0tGjnG,
como chquillo al fin, teme que Sc repita ell
vapuleo
Pero mi Sc me fgura que Mr. Roosevelt,
dAudoie una palmadlta en- ese anem1co rostro
tai vez le olga:
No tengas miedo, chiquitfn, que ahora
20 te voy cuidar mucho. Por de pronto,
poDte estndiar, para que un hombre.
Despues que seas grande, va verAs -. Toma
esa pesetilla consolidate.
me parece tambien YER al nifio abrir
mucho los ojos dar cuatro cinco cabriolas
gritar con alegre pilleterfa:
Jay, papita! lpapita 49,! lQne bueno es
papta Roosevelt ...!I
~
Ha visto Ia luz pdbca en- Ponce, un nue.
vo peri6dco Gel Problema> que SO dedica
fonentar en- nuestro pats, las emigraciones al
Hawaii.
10 que pretende fonaentdr, resulta probLema,
pues como tai puede consderarse ell que un
DaiertOrrQ,teflO, medianamente ilustrado, de-
feuda no tan solo ell exodo de sus paisanos 81
que tambien, trdtn indfgna que, ST en- otras
epocas fue inhumana con los 7egros, hoy re-
suta odiosa con los bIuflcOs
de aquf que <El Problema1 sea un pro-
blenld.
Esperemos la soluci6n.
Nv
En- la ciudad del Sur, un enfermo escapa-
do del Hospital. protest6 gritos, frente la
Jefatura de Policfa porque no habia medica-
mentos en- aonel sitio para curarse IN fuerte
doOr de que era vfctima.
Esto es ell non plus ultra de la carload
evangelical eiercitada por ell mnncpic de
Ponce.
Por algo tenfa que ser repubticdno.
Como que despues de lleyar al de los gri-
los otra vez al aso, la policfa ell Alcaide
cantaron la dancita que deben conocer nues-
tros lectores
--5Conao sgue Ell enfernto ....S
-MLy mai, may ntlL.
-SY con lds catdplasmas. 80?
A-Peor, peor....
4-Pues entonces que lie pongan
lavatiyas de alcanfor
con un POGO de estricnina
para que.--- sude mejor.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
BUOuES QUE Sc ESPERAN En- SAN JUAN

Espaf1ol Juan Forgas. "-SaIdra lie BARGE
Iona con escaas en Valencia, Malaga, Cadiz y
Canarias ell dia 1e del corriente.
Espafiol eRam6n de Larrfnaga Con des-
tino FL atty. Santo Domingo aque!' puerto
sai6 d ell de Liverpool ell dfa
Espaflol <Catalfna.o-Saii6 del puerto de
Canarias ell dfa \ hacienda las escalas avfsa-
des,
Espai1ol <Pio TX 1-Ei dia 25 del que cur
sa saidrA de Barcelona.
Espaf1ol eCataufia 3-Llegara del Is al 20
del corriente procedente de Habana y escaias
seguira vaje para Las Canarias la Penfn-
sula
Cubano <JuliaS-Procedents de la Aba
ma escaas intermsdias, aIriparA San Juan
del IS al 20 del corrente.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
~ numerOS

Sagd1 nos informa nuestro amigo don Ra-
mon b ,tista, agente en- Cdguas de <The Puer-
to Rico Hsrald4, han ia tsdo % numeros de
este peri6iico CORES spondientes & la edici6n Ill
TINA.
Va pidi6 dichos nj neros New York, po-
niendo esas irreg ulari dades en- conocimento
de la presa.
Tenemos la seq gur lad N As absolut. de que
alf sirven puntualments las suscripciones,
origl glnandoss la fltraci6n EN- correos.
va Sc veran los medios de alta ar esos abu
sos insoportables que lesionan los intereses del
xH ,rald9.
Mientrss, sera spreciadf.ima la benevo
encia de los suscriptores
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
DecIaraciones
PONCE
NOTECEAS HE EgEEGE AS

fnvitados por el panista compositor
puertorriqueno don Federico Rames, ell sa0ado
tnyimos eli gusto de asistir casa, donde nos
hizo OR los ndmeros mas salientes de una gar
zuela en- tres actos que tfene en- preparation.
Por los trozos que ejecut6 al piano, nos an
tcpamos anulciar que la oora tenoIa YER
dadero m6ritO artfsttcO y gustara al puollco,
uor sus dulces melodlas correctos efectos de
ORC uestaci6n que Sc advienen en- la parte de
piano.
enthusiastic amateur, que rinde quito a arte en-
todas sus manifestations.
Ne sera difcl que dicha obra SO estrene
en- esta ciudad cuando vfstte nuestro teatro Ia
compafifa de zarzuela que actos ep la capltai.
AnticipamOs nuestra felicitacion am Dos
autores.
Et aeente de <The Puerto Rico Heralds en-
esta ciudad, ha recibfdo no ejenp'ares del no-
nero 9, en- vez de 240, que acostumora reelolr'
La retreta suspendlda ell domingo por La
mnerte de Nc Kinley, Sc celebrara ell proxlmo
iueves con arreglo al mismo programa anun-
ciado.
Fa llegado esta clLdad el apreciable jo-
Won don Horacio Belaval, despu6s de haber
cursado sus estudios de jurisconsulto en- los
Estados Unidos
Recfba nuestaa feictacton, que hacemos
extensive a sus padres.
Il, sabado di,cutfa u1 ciudadano pacihco
con otro ciudadano correigionario suyo que
ejerce autoridad.
neficiosas al pals las emfgracfones al Hawaii
III ciudadano pacf6co sostenfa que no SO
debfa emigrar. al escaparsele amoos agu-
mas ua,abras fuertes, la autOrldad Sc slntlo
uhispo. ipaf: confrm6 So interlocutor.
Este uued6 penetrado
del error de su tsorfa;
nnes que ST hu bese eDigfado
no ie hubiera coffrnldd0
ell iuez con quien dlscutla.
Y evite para otra vez
ell pacente ciudadanO
lleyar la contraria un juez
republfcano.
Ha regresado de AguadIa. donae pas6
una corta tempora Ia, nuestro amigo oon An
tonic Yumet.
81 bonn bero Bsrnardino Torres, fallecio ell
domingo. s,.,
conducta por espaco de Is amos.
El intierro Sc efectuo ell lunes, concurrent
do ell Cuerpo que pertenecia, Ia Banoa.
ri domingo se le tributaron los honores al
Presidente Nc Ki inley, disparandose varios ca
nonazos en- ell cuartel miIisar.
A don Rafael Ortiz le rooaron de su casa,
ell domingo, un traje completo.
Los edifcios p1blicos y los consuados tie,
nan izadas ans baaderas media ssta en- senal
de duelo Dor la muerte de Nc kinley.
Nuestro amigo don Quintfn Dramas pasa
nor Ia pena de aber perdido su h1Ja Angel
ca. fallecica en- la Marina de esta ciudad
Acompanamos al ahigido padre en- su 1usto
door.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
SAN ,bU d M
NOTAS POR COR R 60

Setiembre 16.
Aver tafie, despu9s de penosa larga en-
fermedad dej6 de existir el que vida fue
respectable caballero don Eduardo Audiao Viz
carrondo.
Hoy las cuatro tuvo lugaf su entierro
con una buena coaeurrencia.
Las cronicas de San Juan que trae <The
Puerto Rico Herald1, GUSTAV mucho al elemen-
to federal de aqnf
Anoche suberon escena en- nuestro tea.
tro las zarzuelas xMarinaS la <Marcha do
Cadiz., Ambas obras fueron bien interpreta-
das por los artistas, quienes conquistaron al
Los mas distiDguidos en- sus papeles fue-
ron ell baritone, sefior Garrido, la tiple comica,
sefora de Nadal y este.
Con motive de los acontecimieatos de es--
tos dias, Ia conferencia qua don Salvador
Bran debi6 lar ell lunes en- el <Ateneo,S Sc sus-
pendio.i
E rr6ximo jueves Sc pondran en- escena
en- nuestro teatro, dos 1uevas zarzuelitas des-
conociias por ell p1blico capitale1o
Esta tarde fue una comis6n de la Colonia
sspafiola dar ell p6same al gobernador por la
muerte de Nc Knley.
Pasado maf1ana saldrS para Ciales don
tacinto Royo. Va aquel pueblo con objeto
de establecer unl fArmacia.
Sc encuentra enfermo de alguna grave
dad, don Agustfo Musa, sdbiito italiano que
ileva en- la isla muchos afios
Cada dia Sc extiende mas ell negocfo de
hacer som breros de paja del pals, para expor-
tarlos 4 los Estados Unidos.
En- la jurisdiction de Rio granie sa reco-
gen semaualments de 5000 600.
Ell cabo de la poicfa iusuar don Ffan.is-
co Carreras, que prestabl ssrvicios en- C.bo
Rojo ha sido tfaslaiado al Pepino.
Rl cabo de 10 insular que prestaba sus
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
AFRICA DEL sur

Ha llegado & la capital de- Estado Liore
de Orange el gobernador de aquel territoro y
ell Transvaal, Sir Alfred Miner.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
En- la alcaldfa de Ponce ingresaron l. Gal

En- la alcaldfa de Ponce ngresaron 1.641.
iAletyo!-dijo Ell curs,
por conner de una asadura
ell sacristAn dijo amen
por conner de ella tambien.
venfd ! venid. -! como la gallina
al mafz
PHI. piii pill =.
Como estara ell dajGo!
Seg1n cuentan, Ia Policla, que hasta Ell
presente Sc preocupaba muy POGO de los Ia
drones, tep1e ahora que les roben ell bojote, y
arma en- mano, rodea Ia casa consfstorial.
las pocas horas por POGO matan al Depo-
sitario pero 10 reconocieron por el cachimbo.
Por supu asto; /; hay empleado que, despues
que cobrar, ,pedira.para sus sn9teses' suspension
de pagos.
Uno de los guardias dice que no le poga nj
q Dios.
Lo mismo que le decfa & 81 ell Depositario
Ell terrible atentado contra ell presidente
de Ia Union, nos trae desandando mas de Gin
CO en- esta capital
Yno por ell trastorno panco que ocasio-
nan estos hechos, sino por el tenor de vernos
sgredidos en- cualquier esquina por IN anar-
quista.
muy cerca del oscurecer, cuando me saN6 un
individuo.
Era un hombre alto 'faco, con pantalo-
anchOs Y descOsldOs, y una Dlusa aZul, prln-
gada de sustancas aceitosas.
Apestaba gas.
Sus oios Sc removeron en- sus profundas
orbitas para mfrarme.
Su narfz So arremang6.
En- su espesa barba hubo un torbelino, del
que surgi6 un antro, aIgo asf como una horri-
BILE caverna, para decirme
-Caballero.
Cay6seme ell tabaco empece temblar.
Me iuspecciono lie arriba bajo.
En su mirada habfa algo espantoso, inau-
ditto, fnsondable.
No cabfa duda: era un anarQuista; un
ompafiero de Frederick.
Sin duda habiame tornado por un perso-
naje
dominado pof ell terror con insegu-
ra, le die:
-Sehor: no empufefs aun ell arma mortf-
fera ...; no soy 20 ell que buscats. Yo soy
Sancho, ell humilde de vuestros servido-
res Ell mas perseguido por Sonetero ell del
SPafs5. Sin dnda me tomas por Rossy, por
Barbosa por Guillerinety por don Cruz.
-Cabalero, no prosigas. ...-tnterrum-
pl6me ell que yo creia un anarquista-a todos
esos he fojado ninguno me ha seryIdo nj con
SANCHO.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
SANCHO..

servicios en- Barceloneta don Geronimo Cadi-
LA esta designado para prestar servicio en- es-
ia cudad.
Mafiana saldrA para los Estados Unidos Ell
vapor americana <Ponceo con correspondent
cia de esta isla. La bora seflalada para reco-
ger la correspondencia es las cuatro de Ia
tarde.
So aguar1a de Santo Domingo Ell vapof
frances <Saint Sim6nz. Llevara correspon-
dencia para Europa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
ULTIMOS CABLES
FRAN ClA

FRAHCtA
Han llegado al puerto de Dunquefque ios
Emperadores de Russia.
E gooierno frances toma granoes piecau
clones para proteg ger la vida del czar.
Sc ha reconcentrado mucha pollcla aeias
poblaciones inmediatas Paris.
Aouella tiene 6rdenes muy severas para
proceder en- caso de la menor sospecha.
e. presidents Loubet manlhesta que con
las precauciones tomadas, la vida del czar es-
tara mas protegda en- Francia que en- nlngona
otra parte.
ALIEN AN1A
Sc ha conflrmado 10 dicho por la prensa
alemaaa de que la vista del czar oe Russia al
Emperador Guillermo consolidate la paz eu-
ropea.
Este asf 10 ha eypresado en- e oanqueee
con Que obseouio al soberano moscoVita oe-
% entrever la posibiidad de una ailanza fuso
germanica.
Gaa9 B7ETANA
Mr. Thomas Upton propietar1o del yacnt
ingles <Shanrok IL, sc ha negado aosoluta-
mente aplazar por mas tempo Ia regata 10
ternacional exige que Sc ver1hquen 81 ala
21 del corriente sin nfnguna otra demora
Sc han cerrado las apuestas que alcanzan
una cantidad fabulosa.
AFRICA DEL sun
Ha llegado la capital de- Estado Liore
de Orange ell gobernador de aquel territorio
ell Transvaal, Sir Alfred Miner.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-09-17
Roosevelt en- Ell Cobierno
Su primer deCreto

Su primer deCret0
La primera disposition que frmo Mr.. Roo
sevelt despues del ceremonial de rigor para
prestar uramento del cargo de presdente de
los Estados Unidos, fue decreto declaran-
do ell pr6ximo de duelo naconal y ell dia Guam
do Sc hau de ceebrar ell Estado las exequias
por ell alma de Nc Ktney.
Hombre practice
xLa Tribunal, de New York, organo ca
racterizado del partido republicano, dice en-
gu editorial de aver que Ia personaiidad de
Roosevelt al frente del gobierno de los Esta-
dos Unidos inspira lcha confanza todos
los grupos republicanos. pues es IN hombre
PRACTICE no puede resultar un nero teort-
zante.
Combination ministerial
En- los circulos po'iticos de Washington Sc
asegura que ell Ssnador Mr.. Lodge entrara q
ocupar la secretarfa de Estado por renuncia
defntiva de Mr.. Hay.
Creese ademas, que habra aIguna otra
CON nacon ministerial Sc anuncfa que sera
admitida la dimisi6n del actual secretario de
marina.
Declaraoiones
El presdente Roosevelt ha hecho impor-
tantes manifestations Cree que la polftica
seguida por Nc Kinley es la mas conveniente
& los Estados Unidos propone continuarla
sin quebranto
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-08
TO SUPPLY OUR
LEADING PULPIT
Rev. DIR. Adams to Preach
During MIR. Kincaid's
Vacation.

The Rev. w NJ. Kincaid is to spend
his vacation in San Francisco, where
he will supply the pulpit of the First
Congregational Church of that city. The
Central Union pastor will be greeted pS
a host of old friends and acquaintance
in San Francisco, where he is wen
known and highly esteemed having fill
ed the pastorate of the First Baptist
Church there for nine years IN the ear
lier part of his ministerial career IN
exchange, his pulpit here will be sup
piled during his absence by the Rev
George c.. Adams, ID, pastor of the
First Congregational Church OF san
Francisco. DIR. Adams is regarded as
one of the strong men of American Con
gregationalism and came from st. LOUIS
to his present pastorate a lew year
ago. Just after the church had emerged
almost a wreck from its ordeal with the
notorious Brown affair. By his wise
and tactful administration he has re-
united and rehabilitated the church,
which now enjoys its old true strength
and prestige.
DR.. Adams is an easy and fueht
speaker and occupies front rank
among the pulpit orators of the Paclnc
Coast. Last year he delivered the an
nual address before the American
Beard of Foreign Missions at it's meet
ing in New Haven. He will be accom-
panied on his trip hither by Mrs.
Adams. who is a near relative of the
wife of Governor Dole.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-08
MUSIC AT CENTRAL UEIoN.
It Was Especially Fine at Mr.. KIN
cald's Farewell Service.

At the Central Union Church yester-
day the music was especially fine, the
occasion being the last Sunday of Mr..
Kincaid before his intended trip to the
Coast.
Mrs. A. H. Otis sang in the morning
as offertory, Nearer, My God, to
Thee" by Holden, and in the evening
anthem the solo. 20, Saving Victim"
In both selelt ions her full, rich voice
was at it's best.
The evening offertory was Fade,
Fade, Each Earthly JOY" sung with
earnestness and fine tone by Mr.. H. F.
Wichman, who also assisted in the ten
or parts throughout the day.
The evening prelude was the celebrat-
ed Largo CXerxesl by Handel, beauti-
fully rendered by Pref. ]. H. ANIME,
violin graduate of two European con-
servatories, who has recently come to
Honolulu as virtuoso and teacher.
Mention must also be made of the
morning prelude, Communion in G,
| by Guilmant, which received a noble
Interpretation from Prof. A. B. ingalls,,
orgarist. All the choir music was well
selected and sung with seriousness and
feeling. Mrs. ]. w. Yarndley is the
choir leader.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-08
LODGING HOUSE FOR RENT.

A. LARGE. NEWLY-BUILT ROOM
Ing house Of thirty-two rooms, each
about 10 K II feet. Two patent closets
and three bathrooms downstairs, and
the same number upstairs. Location
near corner Fort and Vineyard streetA
Further particulars Of
JAS. F. MORGAN,
s5 QUEEN STREET.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08
AVOID AN EXTRA SESSION
II the SpOOner Philippine Bill Passes
1t May be Sufficient

Washington, Feb. 5.-The question
of an extra session is still in allegiance
but the opinion is expressed that in
the event of Congress passing the
Spooner Philippine bill an extra ses-
sion may be avoided, especially as
there seems to be some doubt whether
the Cuban constitution will be adopted
in time for action, even at an extra
session, if called soon after March L.
With the Spooner bin Enacted upon
by this Congress, it is believed an
extra session will be called
The cabinet at its meeting to-day
again discussed the question of the
number of troops to be left in China
A tentative conclusion was reached
not to augment or decrease the force
ow there. Comfortable quarters for
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08
WINFIELD Is AROUSED.
Demand Made That Officials Suppress
Joints Before "Othcr Means
Are Adopted.

Winfield, Kas., Feb, AT mass
prohibition meeting held for that pm-
pose Sunday afternoon, resolutions in
the form of an ultimatum to the Joint
lists were adopted and "a committee of
twelve appointed to appear before
thecity council tonight and ask official
action toward the suppression of the
liquor traffic. The committee received
but little satisfaction from the mayor
and council, and they will report the
result to another mass meeting tomor-
row night. The appeal to the council
boldly stated, unless this effort was
successful, 'other means" would be
employed, which is understood to
mean the organization of a Ratchet
brigade according to the methods of
Mrs. Nation. Public feeling is high
and the jointists have removed most
OF their costly furniture in anticipa-
ton OF trouble.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08
Kansas Clips and Comments

In the Ed Little home near Abilene
there is now little Ed.
Mamma" asked little Muscotah
boy. what would you do if someone
catnipped me
There is scheme now on foot to
make sunnower seed oil and chase
olive oil off the table with it.
Leavenworth has an overall factory
and now the Times tells of the birth of
a youngster to Mr.. and Mrs. j. j..
Cuf.
One lone cat put the entire Gaylord
waterworks system out of keller last
week. She committed suicide in the
town well.
Osborne expects 200 barrel a day
flour mill and an electric light plant
among the baggage of two Indiana
men preparing to move there.
That quality which distinguishes
Carrie Nation from other Kansans is
not her habit of inquiring for a Joint
when first in new town. There are
others.
There is an old couple living at
Downs. who have been married A years
and never been separated over 10 DAYS
at time. The preacher who married
them ought to take out a patent on the
knot.
X. G. Journal: A Western Kansas
editor hastens to apologize for saying
a bride appeared in her "shirt
sleeves. 1--WE wrote short sleeve. 8"
says the editor, "as plain as we know
how
The alacrity with which the Marion
Record corrects the reported gender
OF subscribers infant is additional
proof thatthe world esteems a son way
yonder ahead of a daughter as an on
spring.
About the maddest female citizen in
Kansas lives in Leavenworth. A man
stopped her on the street. took her
purse and then slapped her in the face
and departed. Twas the slap that
made her simmer.
Mr.. Psalms, of Ft. Scott. is not an
evangelist. He lets wabbly mortals
hunt the narrow gauge track to King
dom Come for themselves while he
keeps the trains running right from
his dispatcher's Office.
A begear who claimed to be lame
and blind touched the editor of the
Abilene Chronicle for a good tip and
then calmly seated himself i'm the sane
tum, lit pipe, cooked his heels i'm the
window and began reading the eX-
changes.
The Tribune tells of liquor trial
I'm HOltOn where men sWOre they knew
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08
SOME APPROPRIATIONS
The Kansas City, Kas,, POstOfiice gets
100000 on the Sundry Bill

Washington, Feb. 5.-The sundry
civil appropriation bill was reported
to the House to-day, Among the APP
preparations it authorizes are the fol-
lowing: For completion of the post
office building at Kansas City, Kan
sas, $50, 900; for the completion of the
postoilice building at Joplin, 1925, 900:
for the erection of Fort Sill buildings
and repairs to same and articles
needed TO support the Apache pris-
oners OF war permanently established
at Fort Sill under control of the War
department, $1,000; for support of the
penitentiary at Fort Leavenworth,
S42, 200; for transportation, clothing
and gratuities for released prisoners,
$40, 900; for supplies and other ex-
penses, 1886, 900; for hospital supplies,
$1,000.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08
KICK FROM PORTO RICO
Mass Meeting Protests Against Rev
enuc LegislatiOm

Washington, Feb. 4.-The revenue
law enacted by the Porto Rican legis-
lature just before its adjournment last
week is the subject of protest by cable
to the senate which waslaid before that
body today, The protest was dated
at San Juan signed by "Saldana,
chairman and read as follows:
"The'people of Porto Rico in mass
meeting assembled yesterday, repre-
sented by 1000 delegates, constituting
practically the whole wealth of the
island, respectfully and earnestly pro-
test to the senate of the United States
against the revenue actrushed through
the legislative assembly during the
last minutes of its session, and signed
by the governor at midnight on pre-
sentatiOn Notwithstanding the unanim-
GUS opposition of the insular press
and public opinion, and announce the
sending to Washington of duly
authorize commission to petition the
senate for its annullment as provided
in section 81 of the Porto Ricau civil
government act. ~
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-02-08

a Catholic cathedral to cost $40, 600
is to be erected at Concordia. ~
An Augusta man has lost a "blue
dog" and offers a reward for its re-
turn.
Dear hell-bound sinner" has taken
its permanent place among the popular
greetings over the State.
Ed Hoch has discovered u striking
resemblance between the present Car
RE and the lamented George.
Will, White says all the world is
making goo-goo eyes at Kansas since
she has come into her money"
The little son born recently to Mr..
and Mrs. finder at Parsons is carried
around on an asbestos pillow for fear
of fire.
The Newton Journal rallles off the
stump sucking horse, the chicken eat
ing hog and the cigarette youth at the
same price.
1t took twenty-four stitches to save
the life Of Deavenworth man who de-
clded to act as referee between crap
shooting disputants.
|. l.. Dayhoff, county superintendent
of Reno county, took his name recent
ly and spent it in knocking on Frank
Nelson's school book plans.
The baby, says the Atkinson Globe
will have to divide its stock of safety
pins with its mother again, as the
shirt waist is coming for 1901.
The Minneapolis Messenger favors
the erection by the State of COVER
nor's home, provided it is called
cottage and not Executive man
sion"
One Kansas editor confesses to hav-
ing discarded the expression "bonny
bride" although fond of it, out
of fear that the typo will drop an IN"
and he won't catch it in the proof.
The Pittsburg Daily Tribune, an
other Populist sheet, has quit and will
become weekly. Since Mr.. Bryan's
prominence this move is becoming de-
cidedly "Commoner' among the fol-
lowers.
A Leavenworth man who had his
trousers stolen in Pullman sleeper
and spent four hours hunched i'm
berth while the rest of the car ieered.
has sued the company for 81, 600 for
"breechcs' of trust.
\ man named Branlne at Arkansas
City carried out "A resolve publicly
made and burned his plug hat on the
street in celebration of j. Il. Burton's
election. IT'S up to Burton to cap the
climax and that bare head.
An Augusta man hops before the
lights with an article in the Journal to
the effect that ''thc L. ). should
neither own, fortily or Operate the
Nicarauga canal" He ought to be
sent through the canal in barrel.