The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-02-04
FLASHES or FUN

they're short.
SPRING goeth before q summer-sault
and fall after a winter slide
THE consumer may consider himself
lucky If he gets milk Of the first water.
QUEEN yIcTohIAs reign has lasted 50
long that it seems TO have lapsed into
a sort Of drizzle
Why need the Wild sea waves lash
the shore There's no danger of tho
shore getting away
awnArs In nameq' All. bard Of fame.
Your logic Time doth wreck
,ris 0oaIi's, and not McGintya namo.
That counts upon a check.
"GSAw, you don't, as the cheese
said 10 the mouse when he tried 10 eat
hole in the wire screen shat GOV.
cred it.
LAWYER Your opponent viii have 70
pay the entire amount, bat you viii
have to staud the costs. Client VIII
you please tell me, have I won or lost2
HE-Why should you be 90 angry at
me for stealing just one little kisss
She ANY self-respecting woman would
be angry at a man who kissed her Just
once.
FAIR Bostonian Gnsiruciing her Kan
sas cousin Always sip soup from the
side Of the spoon. Kansa, Cousin
desperately Yes. but / can't git il IN
sideways
Mn. n. PICK (s'apping his pocket
Here's a nice state Of affairs Wick
wire What's the matter' Forget your
pocketbookg Mr.. n. Peck Yes; for
got to leave it at home.
Miss YELLowLEAFE II have been
trying to get gold dollar coined the
year / was born Miss Caustique
I'm afraid there must be a very high
premium on them now.
VIE 60 husband at the end Of
spat The fools amt an dead yet
Husband They amt, chi Wife No,
or would have the amount Of your iu-
snrance policy before this
An Indiana boy who was obliged 10
leave school to 60 TO work said 10 re-
gard to the natter 1T makes me very
sorry to feel that next week my seat
viii be filed by my absence"
WALLls-Did Black win tho lawsuit
he had over that large sum Of money?
Wallace i suppose he did. He told
me be lacked only $3.50 Of having
enough to pay the lawyer, after it WAS
over
Nm GRUBns 90 p. m. ~ hate 10 60
to sleep. knowing that a strange young
man Is down in the parlor with our
daughter Mrs. Grubb = Don't you
worry. We had onions tonight, you
know.
Jrsr Before He Got Licked Willic
Mamma, you've put up job on me.
Mamma What do you mean. my SOM
Willie You told me mustn't seem 70
notice Uncle Geehaw's table manners.
Why, he haint got any.
BELINDA Dearest, what vas the real
reason Of your marrying meg Al
phonzo-I think it was because nu-
dersiood you. Aud what was the rea-
son Of your marrying meg Belinda
think it was because 1 did not under
stand fon-
~OE, yes remarked the ministers
little son, Il ike 70 see 50 many folks
remembering pa about Christmas time:
but il the women knew what an awful
i is 10 "a When I'm bal ard
there's 50 many slippers handy. they'd
send him some other sort Of presents.
Miss SELFNApE Mamma. I have
been insulied. Mrs. solfmadc Who
has insullcd her mothers own girlg
Miss Sellmade AT che reception this
syening Mrs Broadacres came up 1ush-
ngly aud said We are noiehbors,
You know, aud really must cultivate
you As much as to say that need
cultivation
Miss YEnE % NEEF-Oniy think.
Mr.. Tumloy. they have a custom n
Spain that when one admirua anything
he owner Immediately preseats him
With a. Mr Tamley ldeslenielyl-
admire your hand very much. Miss
We're de Nere II beg your pardon. Mr.
rnmlcy. but We are not in Spain, We
re on Siaie1 Island.
AfFAl n4fEAt.ts.
A wonderful railroad is the one With