West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1901-04-18

Correspondence Of tho Argus.
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Apriio the 10Th.
DEAR MISTER EDiToR.MAN:
Mandy's ben at me and at me TO write
an tell you a few things but I've BEN sori
o dilatory an didn't do IL.
Aprile's ben a powerful disapp intin
month with US so fur. It's a most toe
brash 10 count on. and you can't have no
ide' what's comm next. It'smighty hard
TO calker late yor work under sich condi
tions: stiIl. low
III ain no use to grumblc an complain
IL s les as cheap an easy TO rejoice
p" men me Lord sorts out the weather an
Why-rain's my choice"
Business amt BEN entirely suspended
on account of the weather anyhow fer the
hens has commenced to set. and the cit,
fathers has had few meetin's lately and
smoked few boxes OF stoglcs and chawed
few plugs of Dewey and talked some.
Taikin about tobaccer puts me In mind
oil something that'li mebbe happen. "BHI'
Hill and his OF woman. from Eiiotsyllle
Pa. wuz visitin Marsh Benson's tho
other day an they fell in love with our oil
town an d like to move here. "B'l" has
a stogy fac'try an IL d make more bushes.
for us. We need all the businesy we car
get now becauz the new store seems TO a
quit.
I'm sorry. too. becauz the young fellei
wuz my namesake an like 10 see most al
the JOS heaye along hearty. like.
low it's funny how some of the Hazel
ton people an some Of ourn furse abou
the'r school ma ans It's all right fui
people to furse about en- II they want to
but wouldn't give my Mandy for a half q
dozen OF EN- both. They say the gals Is
both hoppin' mad long o havin' their
names in the paper. don't low they'r,
either one hurt bad. but mebbc II doe.
make difference which side of a buck
wheat cake you commence to chaw OF
about the taste OF H.
Rev. Talbott's SON Fred. what aint her
here since they moved. come last week
They say he's high rarnt. an that h,
graduated some crcs; the Conference,
Seminary, think
Charley Frankhonser. lie swore in fer 4
school trustee 'tother day low he'll b,
a good one
Some Of our young people is a goin &c
leave us fer the summer. Rev. Will Barne.
and his sister Miss Vida is a goin to keer
summer Normal at New Salem, Pa.
low they'll succeed. BrandonyiIlian,
generally git what they're after. 'cept it,.
a railroad.
Cy Skaters ben diggin postholei
with diamonite. They say that onc't h,
forgot to git out o. the way when his hiree
man fetched 'er off. and first thing h,
knew he was a settin astraddlc OF Rev
Petre's chimbly a praying fer the Cyclone
to stop.
Sunday school's begun They seem &c
have a purity good lot OF officers. but they r,
all Methodis's. / low they amt no use o
one denomination actin the blamed nj,
with the honors, IL they is any honor II
them Offices. 1heys Lutheran's and
Baptiss plenty here an they orter be-
made feel at you can't run the shop thou
EN- and mcbbe they'd come more.
Our new doe 5 a daisy. an il amt nc
lie He's as young an spry as a kitten an
as purity as picter book and they saw h,
can cure a most any thing from the eatcl
to the mullygrubs. It's appaIlln' how
much sickness they is among the eiri.
sence he come. but he soon cures EN-
Anyhow they're alluz able to be out soon
He can have EN- all If he lets Mandy be
FL he don't he's got to fgh, your
UNCLE IOE