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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
ONE WAY OUT.
A Resident Of Topeka Shows the
Way.

Only one way to cure bad back.
Linlment and plasters may relieve 1t.
They won't cure it.
Backache means sick kidneys.
Deans Kidney Pills cure all kidney ills
Topeka people prove this.
Read a case of it.:
Mr.. M. L. Terrence, of $40 East Sixth
street, carpenter, says: II had kidney
complaint for three or four years, and
had to give up the grocery business on
account of my health. My kidneys
troubled me severely in the winter OF
1888 causing severe pain in my back
very severe nights. and the too frequent
action OF the kidneys bothered me day
and night I procured Doan's Kidney
Pills at Rowley & Shows drug store
They gave such good satisfa elton that
continued the treatment. After cona-
pleting the second box I felt they had
made a permanent cure. There has not
been the slightest return of the trouble
since"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo, n. T., sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name, Doan's, and take
no substitute.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
NEVER BETTER.
b g. Dun's Report on the Condition
Of Kansas Wheat.

&. g. Dun's Report on the Condition
Of Kansas Wheat.
New York, March 22.-Dun's review to-
morrow win say of the condition Of the
winter wheaB crop:
Reports from the branches and a large
number of correspondents in the winter
wheat belt show the condition Of the
growing grain generally favorable In
Ohio Kentucky, Indiana and Illinois the
acreage Is reduced owing to a partial fall
ure last year and the mild winter in some
sections has been unfavorable. Fears are
expressed IN some quarters that the raw
ages of the Hessian fly Will be serious,
especially If the present dry weather con
tnues- In scattered sections OF Illinois.
Kentucky and Tennessee the grain was
winter killed and farmers are blowing it
under Dry weather during the fal
months did much damage in Kentucky
and in Tennessee In Illinois the wet
weather is now helping grain and it is
hoped that Il continuation will enable the
grain to outgrow the fly. In Michigan
the acreage Is less than last year. but
the grain wintered well and damage by
the fly will not materially reduce the
crop The best reports come from the
southwest. In Missouri the grain has
ed. In Kansas, Oklahoma and the Pan
handle Of Texas there IS a consider
able increase in acreage and the condf-
ton Of the grain was never better Wet
weather has prevented damage by the
fly In other parts of Texas the acreage
has been reduced; the grain Wintered
well. but ravage by insects IS feared
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
HIT HIS FATHER-IN-LAW.
Now VIM. Weaver viii Be Tried Fol-
Assault With Intent to Kill

Governor Stanley issued a reouisition
for William Weaver. who is under arrest
at Woodward, o. T., and is wanted in
POttawatomie county. Weaver is charged
with assault with intent to kill. The OBJ
ject of Weaver's assault was his unWil-
ling father-in-Iaw. William Coyle
Weaver ran off with Coyle's daughter
and when the old man came after them
Weaver used a club on his head
Builds up the system. puts pure, rich
blood in the veins; makes men and Wo-
men strong and healthy-Burdock Blood
Bitters. At any drug store.
Miss Olson opened the first school in
Rawlins county in October. 1868.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
COMING DRAMATIC EVENTS.

The Jossey stock company will open a
two nights engagement at the Crawford
theater tonight in Moths at 10, 20 and
80 cents. Each lady accompanied by a
paid 80 cent ticket viii be admitted free.
At the matinee Saturday afternoon of
.Quo Vadis'' the first fifty people appear
Ing at the opera. house will be admitted
free The doors will open for the matinee
at 1:30 O. clock
julie Walters and Louise IIeweIlyn in
'.Side Tracked" which has enjoyed ten
years. of continued prosperity, viii be at
the Crawford Monday side Tracked
is a play of the humor of tramp life. The
prices will be Is. Is. IS and so cents.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
indians cla1n, &1O.ooo.ooo.

Spokane, Wash, March 22.-Ten million
dollars viii be asked from Congress. at
its next session for the fourteen tribes
of Indians on the Yakima reservation in
this state. So states the Rev. Thomas
Parene an Indian Methodist prea cher, the
representative of the fourteen tribes, who
was In Spokane last evening on his way
home from interview with President
rene says the white men have settled
upon about q million of acres Of land be-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
FATAL QUARREL.
Atchison Contractor Crushes
Skull of Dentist.

Atchison. Kan. March 22-Thomas
Lane, a contractor, and DR.. Hugh Sidey,
a dentist, quarreled in Sidey's Office
here today and blows were exchanged
Lane finally struck Sidey with an ink
WELL crushing his skull and inhicting a
fatal wound
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Colonel Bryan has his hands fun hght-
9ng Democratic mayoraIty candidates
who opposed his nomination at Kansas
City. The party candidates Of both st.
Louis and Chicago are included in the
list. It looks as though the colonel were
destined to battle for his political life
FOR the next four years.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

There ought to be enough wealthy
New Workers to donate the entire So
sites for the Carnegie Libraries without
costing the city a cent.-Buffalo Times.
Wealthy New Workers are not built
that way. They will not donate any
library sites by long sight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

The third presidential term bugaboo is
playing a return engagement in this
country. There is no cause for alarm.
The people win never elect any man to
the presidency three times in success
sion unless they desire to do so.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

That two big buildings for the use Of
wholesale houses are in process Of cree
ton at the same time in Topeka is a
circumstance that should attract the at
tention of capitalists seeking permanent
Investment in a live and growing city
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
Chancellor Gives to ORGAN Fund

Lawrence, Kan. March 22--Kansas uni
yersity received 800 from the Clarence
Eddy organ recital given in University
hall yesterday for the benefit of the pipe
organ fund Chancellor Snow telegraphed
to Acting Chancellor Spangler that he
would give 500 to the organ fund If an
other 500 was raised
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
without Water.

Jeffersonville, Ind, March Blowing
to the suction pipe at the Jeffersonviile
waterworlxs becoming clogged, the city
is today without water beyond what lit
tie remains in the stand pipes. As a re-
suit of the shortage 1000 hands were to-
day laid off by the car works here The
city is practically without fire protcc-
ton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
GLOBE SIGHTS
TFrom the Atchison Globe.J
he uniform rank OF the new orde

from the Atchison Globe-J
The uniform rank OF the new order
OF Buffaloes is a jag.
Laugh as much as you please, you all
have kin you don't like
OF course. now that eggs are cheap.
people are tired Of them
Can one lawyer draw a viii that an
other lawyers cannot break2
Many a thing comes with civilization
that we'd be better or without
No matter how wise a man is, there
are people who think he Is q fool
When women say their prayers in
silence, do yon suppose they add post
scripts to them7
We have always thought we would
like TO see a woman sunraxist in tears:
does she really cry2
When you think 1t best to do thing.
we heard man say once that it is best
70 pretend that you like to do 1t.
a good many people in New York city
are like Indians and actors. when they
tire OF marriage, they quit. and fall IN
love again
\ mans idea OF politenesa Is to call
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

on his friends when they are sick. II
two men do not exchange visits when
they are sick, they are not on very in
innate terms.
There is nothing more irritating
than the photograph OF a smiling wo-
man on the parlor mantel, which keeps
on smiling, no matter if your back
aches or the fire goes out.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

It begins to look as though Mr.
NIeikleJohn made mistake in not fast
ening a string to that resignation Of the
office Of assistant secretary Of war
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Count Bonf was not particular as to
where he shot his adversary He just
aimed at the biggest part OF him
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

It IS not recorded that Minister WI
has included among his many questions
one as to why his cOuntrymeE are not
admitted to citizenship in this country
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

The post-mortem recognition of the
superior virtues Of General Harrison ac-
corded him by his fellow countrymen
should carry some consolation to the
mind of Mr.. Cleveland.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Senator Stewart says he never
shirxed in his whole life. and he is
clearly OF the opinion that his course in
the natter has been profitable.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

In substituting Oden for Roosevelt in
New York Mr.. Platt doesn't seem to
have made much Roadway. Is it pos
sible that the venerable senator is losing
bis grip on things political?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Both England and Russia declare that
they don't want to fight Why then
don't they withdraw their troOps2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

I'M De Rodays is in need of the serv-
ices of a fighting editor, we have no
hesitation in recommending to him the
gentleman who directs the energies OF
the Arizona Kicker
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

As long as Mr.. Carnegie continues to
scatter his wealth with a lavish hand
nobody is likely TO inquire how he got It.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

The favorite method Of defeating a
candidate for Office now IS to start a
story that he is related to Admiral
Sampson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

The worst feature connected with Mr..
Carnegie's methods Of distributing his
fortune Is that it may tend to discourage
smaller givers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

How does Mr.. Rockefeller like Mr.
Carnegie as a paee-maker anyhow?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
Dig Auction Sale

Averything in my place Of
business will be sold at auction,
Saturday afternoon, March %,
at one o'clock. Everything goes
without reserve. Furniture, Tin
ware, book, etc. Including also
my own household goods.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

New York might do much worse than
elect Andrew Carnegie mayor Of the
city.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Judge Ito prisoner. who has been cap
tured in a raid on a gambling housed
What is your occupation
Prisoner am a blacksmith Your
Honor.
T,1doe-4ov did Won happen to be
found IN a gambling house, and what
were you doing when the police ap-
peared2
Prisoner was making a bolt for the
door-Green Bag.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Akron. O.. March 22.-O. c. Barber. the
march king, and H c. Frick, the iron
king, are partners in a new bank to be
known as the Columbia National.
which will be started at Barberton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Russia seems inclined to permit Eng
land to back out gracefully.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

WAS your meeting with her father a
warm one2"
He seemed cool enough, but I got a
little overheated running SO fast
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Have you any postage stamps2 p
asked the young lady of the drug clerk.
I'VE are just out Of stamps replied
the clerk, absently, but we have some
plasters that are just as good Chicago
News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

The Topeka Sample
Shoe Co.

Will remove the Shoe stock
to Lawrence, Kan, by April
1st. Come and secure some
of these bargains before they
go. Those fine patent leath-
er Shoes will be sold at
$500. We are closing our
fine Drew-Selby ladies $3.50
Shoes for S1.75. Child ms
fine Shoes at very low fig
ures.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Many a thing comes with civilization
that we'd be better or without
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

No matter how wise a man is, there
are people who think he IL a fool
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

We have always thought we vvoul
ike TO see a woman sunraxist in tears
does she really cry2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

When you think 1t best to do a thing
we heard a man say once that it is best
70 pretend that you like to do 1t.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

4 mans idea Of pOliteneaa Il to can
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

When women say their prayers in
silence, do yon suppose they add post
scripts to them7
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Magistrate-You are charged with as
sault and battery. What have you to
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22
..What did you propose I

WHAT did you pTOpOse 10 IIeI IJIldIIy-
how p
We'll couldn't think OF anything else
to say and the silence was becoming APP
palling. Chicago Tribune
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Can one lawyer draw VIII that an
other lawyers cannot hreak?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Little Nellie was gazing intently at
the visitors bonnet. What do you
think of it, dear2'' asked the lady oh
replied Nellie, its all right. Mamma
told Aunt Mary it was a perfect fright.
but it doesn't Brighten me-"-Stray
Stories.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Prisoner-Not a word, Yeronner. It
was saying too much got me into this
serape-Tft Bits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

OF course. now that eggs are chea
people are tired Of them
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

IFrom the Chicago News.l
Anger IS a stone cast into a hornets
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-03-22

Laugh as much as you please, you all
have kin you don't like.
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
MuSCleS and Krlin.

In one of his recent lectures at
Clark University. Prof. Angelo Mosso
OF Turin averred that "Physical edu.
cation and gymnastics serve not only
for the development of the muscles,
but for that of the brain as we'll" It
is becoming evident, he said, that as
much time should be devoted to mus.
cular exercise as to intellectual eXer-
ciR2, and children should begin read
inl> and writing only after they ara
nine years old. Muscular fatigue ex-
hibits phenomena identical with in
tellectual fatigue. Nerve cells show
on the average every ten seconds .
tendency to rest 1t is probable tha.
only part of the brain is active at tho
time; the various parts relieve each
other. The more mobile any animal,
eXtremeties are, the more intelligent,
other things being equal, he is. /,
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
China's Coal Fields,

China contains some of the richest
coal deposits in the world. Last fail
Professor Drake of Tientsin visited thu
coal fields in the province of Shansi
which were examined by Baron VIC,
Rlchthofen in 1870, and found th.l
they are OF immense extent. The coal
area is said to be greater than that OF
pennsylvania, and the anthracite coal
alone contained in these fields has
been estimated at G30,0OO 900 tons.
The Shansi coal beds are so thick and
lie SO uniformly in horizontal posi-
ton that the practicability has been
suggested of running long lines OF
railroad tunnels through the beds SC
that the cars can be loaded in tho
mines all ready for distant transport
tatiOn
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
The Dani+h Bacon Hog,


There are good many things that
we can learn from the Danes. and
among them we might name readiness
to adapt ourselves to new circum-
stances. When about forty years ago
the Danes turned to butter producing
from grain and stock raising. they
found it necessary to create a way to
dispose of the by-products of their
dairies. Naturally the way out was
found in the hog. But the native hog
was not just the kind of an animal
that would make the most out of his
food and so they imported better hog
from Holstein. When they investi-
gated this better hog they found that
he had been created partly by an in
fusion Of blood from imported Eng
lish hogs. So the Danes went to i'm
porting English hogs to be used with
their own. A good many of these i'm
ported hogs we're Berksnires and some
were what are known as Middle
Whites. It is said chat by 1870 nearly
half OF the boars in use in Denmark
were Of English origin. Most of the
bacon had been consumed by tie
Danes or by the Germans, but by 1880
the English had begun to appreciate
the high quality of Danish bacon. The
English public, however, demanded a
longer side than the Danish and Eng
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
To Protect the Great Redwood.,

1t was reported at the recent meet
ing of the American Association for
the Advancement of Science that the
redwood forests of the Pacific coast
are now practically ali in the hands of
private owners who hold them for
numbering purposes. Since the red
wood rivals the gigantic sequoia in
size and interest, it is deemed mat
ter of scientific Importance that it
should be preserved, and the associa-
ton approved the action of it's botani-
cal section in favoring the purchase
and preservation of a public park in
the Santa Cruz mountains covering
more than 25,O00 acres, and occupied
largely by the primeval redwood for
est.
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
LIPTON'S LUCK.
Spectators Not Aware o, the Scheme
Until Too Late,

Spectators Not Aware OF the Scheme
Until Too Late.
Sir Thomas Upton is reported to
have cleared $350,000 by pork deal
in Chicago. 1t has also been said that
Upton had so firm hold on Chicago
pork that he might have doubled his
winnings had he been so minded The
Chicago pork spectators are puzzled
to know how the thing was done.
They had supposed themselves to know
q thing or two about the pork mar
ket, and yet they let this stranger beat
them out of S950,000. This stranger
made corner in October pork, which
raised the price from $11 to $40 a bar
rel. While this operation was going
on there was plenty of pork in the
country The pork spectators whose
business it was to know where and at
what figure pork was held did not sus-
pect what was going on until they
were called upon to fill their contracts
at Mr.. Lipton's own price. This pork
operation may inspire doubt in the
minds of yachtsmen if Mr.. Lipton's
expressed determination to carry the
Americas cup back with him, If he
can do SO by fair means, may mean
more than it was supposed to mean
when the warning note was uttered.-
San Francisco Bulletin
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
PARLIAMENT OF SARk.
Chefs Plnitls Is a House OF Hereditary
Legislators.


Legislators.
The other day I attended the open
ing of the, as yet, unreformed Parlia-
ment of Sark, says a writer in tho
London Daily Mail. There is but ON
house, and it is called the Chefs P.aids.
So far SO good, for l believe every SANG
political reformer agrees that the mod
ell state should have one legisl tive
body only. But alas, this single hous1
is exclusively house of landlords, eX-
clusively house of hereditary legis-
lators. The people of the island arc
not allowed to elect their representa-
tlves. Land alone is represented; not
wealth, nor intellect, nor the tiins
masses, nor the submerged tenth. And
the land is represented in a pecu.ia"
way. When the island, then uninhab
lted, was granted in 1865 by Queen
Elizabeth to Heller dc Carteret, Lord
of st. Ouen in Jersey, it was stipulated
that he should colonize it and should
grant parts of it to 40 Of his retain
ers or followers >,5 copyholders or GUS
tomary tenants under him. 1t was also
stipulated that these tenants, though
they might ALLEVIATE their holdings
upon payment to the lord of a thir-
teenth Of the value, might on no ac-
count subdivide them. Thus there are
still in the island the original 40 es-
tates, and the holder of each estate oc-
cupies with regard to the seigneur. or
lord, almost exactly the same posi-
tion as "leude'' or a baron occupied
in the old feudal days of Normandy
with regard to the sovereign. The ex-
listing Parliament of Sark is, in effect,
the "assemblee des leudes ct barons'
of the island. The law of strict primo
gen1ture obtains, and there would be
today 40 hereditary members of the
Chefs Plaids but for two circum-
stances. One is that if tenant hap
pens to be woman she does not sit,
though she may vote in the house by
proxy. The other is that, in the course
OF years, certain of the members, by
inheritance or purchase, have acquired
more than one estate There are now,
therefore, not more than about 30 ac-
tual sitting members of the Chefs
Plalds. They representa- they can
De said to representa- population of
some $40 souls and an extent of about
1,275 acres.
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
CANADIAN SEEDING DEVICE

The sowing of grass and other fine
grain evenly is Difficult. task when
attempted by hal-d and most of the
patent seeders offered for sale are too
costly for the average farmer to in
vest in, especially when it is taken
into consideration that the sceder will
only be used once or twice a year.
with the idea of providing d cheap and
simple apparatus, which will SOW the
seed rapidly and evenly, Canadian in.
ventor has designed the aIparatua
illustrated above. 1t consists Of clot,
sack suspended from the shoulder and
provided at its single lower corner
with funnel leading into the tistri-
buting tube. The funnel has an in
ternal gate to limit the amount OF
grain passing through. In the outer
end of the tube is arranged series OF
detecting fingers, which aid materi-
ally in the distribution Of the grain
which is accomplished by swinging
the tube from side to side whiIc held in
a slantlng position. the grain fallini
The Philipsburg mail., 1901-01-11
Dairy Notes.

A cairyman says that milk should
never be taken to the factory or
creamery in a springless wagon, as
the result will be the churning OF the
milk and cream, which then becomes
less available for the making OF first
class butter by the creamery butter
maker.
The aaration OF milk is cominr to
be one Of the essentials OF good dairy
ing. In many parts OF the word it
seems to have been demonstrated that
milk properly aerated will give bet
ter~Aavored butter product than will
m.ir not so aerated. in Europe and
IA the most progressive dairy sections
II this country the practice has be-
come popular. Recently creamery
board Of trade passed resolution to
the effect that their creameries should
in tho future pay cents per hundred
pounds more for milk acrated than un-
aerated. But while acration is advis-
able, it must be done In the proper
place and under proper conditions.
The place for aeration is not in the
barn or in the barryard or In the cell
lar. 1t must be in the pure air and
where there are 10 olo-s that will
get into and injure the milk.