davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
No Wonder.

Barnestorm-Yes; poor Ranter has
gone crazy as loon. The part he had
to play was too much for him.
Buskln-What was pc playing Jekyll
and Hyde?
Barnestorm-No Monte Crlsto," at
S12 per week and six weeks salary due.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
Accounting for Their Activity.

Mr.. Hayseed--These New Workers
jes' rush themselves to death Why on
earth do they kill themselves that
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
The Point of View.

Parson-Will you hab her for bettah
er wOss?
Isaac Well, sab, dunno. My folks
say it's woss and her folks say it's bet
tab
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
Recognized the American.

Judge Hicks, Of Minneapolis, being in
London, inquired his way of a police
man.
You're from HamericaY"
Eyes, sir"
"YOu can't 'ide the haccent." Boston
Christian Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

Comedian-You bet he is! Why, on
several occasions I've seen him keep
right on acting till he was fired uponn'
Puck
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

A boys first trousers and a mans
first love are soon outgrown.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

Mrs. Hayseed-La sakes! they've
got to. Think of the rents they pay
New York Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

We'll, it was billed as a drama, but it
was farce before they got through. =
Philadelphia Bulletin
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

Pa hos Mixed with the Humor.
WAS the amateur play a drama or a
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

whats the matter with your asked
the sympathetic friend; IAN attack OF
gripY
mo, this isn't grip. haven't time to
stay at home and send for a doctor.
This is simply bad cold. Washing
ton Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

"My brother the prize fighter, has put
dozen men to sleep"
That's nothing. My brother, the
preacher, puts the whole congregation
to sleep.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

MOther-My dear boy, I'm so glad to
have you home again. suppose you
were where the balls were thckest?
Soldier SOn-Yes, mother; the high
balls.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
Getting at His Finances.


Owner-Here! What are you doing
in my safe?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22

She-Oh, worse than that; cant be-
lieve more than half | say.-Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
A Dreadful tate of An ira.

Howell, we can't believe more than
half we hear.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
Conspicuous Bravery.

Frlend-Stormington is heroic actor.
81
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-03-22
He Puts Men to sleep.

be returned.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
ANOTHER Oil
co. ORGANIZED
Sulphur Spring Oil Company
is the Name of the
New Concern.

The people have strong faith
in the un1eveiopeI oil lands OF
this section. There is IL firm be-
lief that we are now only enter
ing upon what will prove to be
valuable industry to this hustling
little city-namely, the oil indus
try. Last night Il meeting was
held, and Il strong company was
organized to be known as the
Sulphur Spring Oil Co, with
capital of 100000. The fol-
lowing well-known gentlemen are
the officers:
j. 2. Haber, president.
Rev. ". G. Miller, D. D., vice
president.
Rev. W. Fl. Curtis, secretary.
S. j. Johnson, treasurer.
w. H kistner, manager.
Directors-E F, Rowson, D.
G. Richie, II. D. Mitkiff, and
L III H. lotCS. ANSN YIN tlC
list Of officers are included in the
board of directors.
The Office of the new company
is at Scott Bros. store, with Rev.
Curtis as secretary.
The company have secured valu-
able lands in and around this
section, and in the near future
will begin work. They propose
to make it that the poor man can
buy few shares by placing it at
Zoe per share at par value. No
person can buy less than five
hundred shares $500.
Nearly 100000 in stock was
subscribed for at the meeting
last night.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
rGlassware at the Fair
Tried 10 Jump the FLYER.

a man giving his name as J. S.
EOuSman attempted to board the
westbound flyer last evening
about 400 yards west of the de-
pot as the train was pulling out.
He lost his hold and was thrown
violently to the ground. 1t was
feared that he was badly hurt, as
he was utterly helpless after the
fall. A large crowd gathered
around him and he was taken to
the section house on a cot, where
he remained over night.
DR.. G. E. Terry, local rail
road surgeon, attended the
man and pronounced him I'M
injured, though he sustained
several bruises from the fall. He
got up this morning and walked
to Welsh, eleven miles west
Housman was formerly a brake
man on the Southern Pacific rail.
road, but is at present laborer
and has been at work uear town.
He was very much under the IN
tiuence of liquor when the acci.
dent occurred.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

- For reliable insurance see
Moses s. st. Germain at Citizens
bank.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
New Orleans Rice Market.

REPORTED. BY S. LOCKE BREAUN
The time has al last come when,
as indicated in my pond
ence and circulars, we will have
to move a little slowly in dispos-
ing of our rices. | therefore, this
week, feeling that pressure to
sell would mean sacrificing my
receipts, stored some 10000
sacks, and will continue to so do.
as my Judgment dictates.
The movement, due to the very
favorable weather, has been very
heavy not only in New Orleans,
but at every station along the
line Of the Southern Pacific and
coll 1terai roads in the rice belt.
The mills, toe, for that matter,
may be said to be all running
and are Offering a certain pro
portion Of their output so as to
get L line or the market. This
means q REIMBURSEMENT OF values,
and the truth told, taking my re-
ceipts as criterion, the charac-
ter Of the rices which we are
getting are so different from The
type Of River and Bayou Teche
goods that have made up our
1Dri n Di1,al ppcair,+S nm TC NOW / I7a Z
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

Union Oil and Development Co., Ltd, /
Louisiana
Capital Stock, 100000:

sfnandn
Spg
ingof the duc
: shortly.
A limited of shares in this company are
now sale at SOC share par value
$780, Fully paid and worcestershire. 80
Aboua
hom2
opportunity aed
DR.
M.Arumr, vF
DafLn, Secretary
h
c .FrhJ
ofJeing& Hon
e.andC
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
Machinery For the Pelican.

The machinery and piping for
the Pelican Oil Co. is now here
and will be taken to the site of
their first yell just north Of Sui
phur Spring with as much haste
as possible, The company ex-
poets to begin drilling within q
week or ten days.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
RACE RIOT
IN BALLToWN.
A Dozen Negroes And Three
White Men Have
Been Killed.


New Orleans, Oct. 29.-The
Picayune's Amite City, La. spec.
ial says: Three white men and
eleven negroes killed was the
startling and terrible news from
Washington parish last night.
Your correspondent has justcon-
versed with man from Frank
linton and he confirms the above
information, but he knew moth
ing of what has happened since
yesterday evening.
The first news of race riot
was brought here yesterday by
Mr.. Cornelius Nixon, who, with
his mother, left from near Frank
linton in the morning. He stated
that white men rode into Frank
linton at , O'Clock in the morning
asking for help, stating that the
negroes were up in arms threat
ening to exterminate the whites
The scene of the trouble is at
or near BalltOwn, where a negro
was burned last week for assault
ing a white woman and robbing
her store. This was not the
cause, however, of the murders
terday in which three white
men and eleven negroes were
killed and several wounded.
The trouble occurred at a negro
camp meeting and the origin as
near as can be ascertained was
as follows:
Greer Lott, ii negro, was run
ming q refreshm ent stand and
the constable, white man, name
not given, went to him and asked
for his license. He had none and
became impudent and cursed the
constable and defied him. The
constable withdrew and obtained
several white men, when the
negro Lott rushed out and fired
point blank into the crowd, killing
joe Seals and Charles Elliott.
The whites returned the fire and
killed Lott, Then a negro preach
er named Connolly rushed out of
the hruse with Il gun in hand, at
tempting to shoot, when he was
killed and his daughter was killed
and it is said, accidentally. In
the shooting which followed
another white man was killed
and e. H. Thompson wounded,
and seven or eight negroes killed.
The shooting had no direct CON
nection with the burning of the
negro Morris in that section last
week, but it is undoubtedly a
sequel to that tragic event.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
CZ0LG0SZ PAYS
THE PENALTY
ElectrOcuteu at Auburn
Prison at 1922 this
Morning.

Auburn, N. Y, Oct. 29.-Leon
F.. Czolgosz paid tribute with his
life to the law as the murderer of
President William Mckinley at
7:124 o'clock this morning.
He suffered slight nervous at
tack late yesterday, but remain
ed sullen and stoical mp to the
time the prison closed at 10
O'Clock. He refused to heed the
words of the priests who came to
urge spiritual preparation for
death and declined to either re-
embrace Roman Catholicism or
renounce anarchy.
Czolgosz showed no strer 9Th
of love for kin, nor did he turn to
any of these higher considera-
tions, which ordinarily claim the
thoughts Of men occupying his
position. He may have suffered
untold torture, but outwardly he
seemed Sullen and Indifferent.
The State is not to surrender
possession of his body and by
shutdown it will have been secret
ly inferred in ground controlled
by the officials of Auburn prison.
Waldeck Czolgosz, brother Of
the murderer, foreseeing endless
difficulties and possibly angry
demonstrations as the result of
an attempt to give the body ordi-
nary burial, needed the advice OF
Superintendent of State Prisons
Coiling and Warden Mead and
formally relinq uisheda all claim to
it. He merely stipulated that at
the close Of the autopsy all parts
OF the body should be buried.
All chance OF an unhappy and
unfortunate sequel 10 the exceu~
ton, either in displays Unpopular
contempt or CHASTITY exhibitions
is therefore prevented.
The planof burningithe assass-
Ia s clothing and papers was car
ried out Immediately after the
execution
- For reliable insurance see
Moses s. St. German at Citizens
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
CLEAN RICE.

sY The Pelican Rice Mill &
Warehouse Co., will store and
ship your rice, also pay the high
st market price for all grades of
rough rice. dM1 ~
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
COmbo SuDpsr.

Served by the Ladies Altar
Society Wednesday,, October 80,
in the new Hubert building, be-
ginning at $50. CONDO, p cents;
cake and coffee, 10 cents.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

.Y List your property for sale
with n. r. Strong, manager for
the Gulf Coast Land & Invest
ment Co. Office in RECORD build
ing.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

sw Remnants of laces and
ribbons in to 12-yard pieces at
1Oc. The Fair.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
Horses for Sale

Carload OF single drivers and
work horses for sale cheap.
Livery Barn. 9 :,
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29
The Best Prescription for Malaria

Chills and Fever is a bottle Of Groves
Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron
and quinine in a tasteless form. No
Cure, No Pay. Price soc.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

~ We haveit, have you? Grass
mating. The Jennings Hard
ware Co.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

j. M. Evans will do your pant
ing and papering in up-to-date
style and lowest prices.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1901-10-29

Another invoice of roofing
paper at Fosters.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
cABBY MEETS A GENTLEMAN.
One at Least Who Knew Tow to Be
have When Run Over.


Gone day while / was hustling
along Lexington avenue wild me han
son." said the New York cabby, as a
smile lighted his face, "a pedestrian,
rs they calls 'em, starts to cross in
front of me and is knocked down and
rolled to the curbstone.
"Hello! Are you kilt? says I, and
holds up and looks down at him
"'Not at all, SIR says he, as he rises
and bows to me as nice as you please.
"'Then are you much hurted?'
"'Only bruise or two, thank you
kindly
ovid that he limps on. Half an
hour later, over on Fifth avenue, a
galoot saunters out in front of me
and is knocked down and run over by
two wheels.
"'And pwhat's the matter wild you,
me laddybuck?' says l as l comes to
a stop.
Kindly excuse me, sir he says,
as he stands on his feet and bows to
me like a lord.
but amt you the chap as / runs
over on Lexington avenue half an
hour ago?'
"'The same, sir, and I'm begging
your pardon for the trouble I'm max
ing
ovid that he walks away wild the
marks of the wheels showing on his
body, and | drives on. goes down to
the arch and across to Madison avenue
and up again, and it isn't over 20 min
utes before me horse knocks some
body down at crossing, and l feels
the kerridge go bump! bump! ] stops
and looks around, and man gets up
from the wet pavement and bows to
me and says:
Really, now, but I beg of you to
overlook me carelessness.'
'Whoop!' says /, but it's on you
again! Didn't ] run over you on Lex
ington arenue|
"Thanking you kindly, but you
did
"'And on Fifth avenue?'
cts true, begging your pardon
And now it's the third tAne?'
"'It is, sir says he, as humble as
you please, but I'm a man as is will
ing to do the right thing. Here's a
couple of dollars for your trouble, and
if puts you to any more it's five
And off he goes with a limp in
both legs and six muddy wheel marks
showing like rings around his body.
And did not see him again. There
was man for you, sir-there was
man as was man and a gentleman,
and | only wish that could meet the
likes of him dozen times dayp-N.
Y Sun
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
Mr.. J. II. Groge, the real estat

Mr.. J. Fl. Grogg, the real estate
an is in Philadelphia and New
York this week, where he is about to
close deal with some parties on a
large tract of Virginia timber land
He is also about TO close a deal with
some Pennsylvania parties on a
10000 acre coal tract. Mr. Groge
is firm believer IN printers ink, as
1t inyerably brings him the desired
results. lie has an advertisement
In this paper-Parkersburg State
journal.
lie has an advertisement in this
paper, too.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
To Subscribers.

We cannot discontinue your paper until al
arreArages are paid. Don't ask Don't say
stop my paper until get what owe paid up
etc. In no case can we do this. II is general
rule we have to adopt to protect ourselves.
When you do Not want the paper any longer,
pay up aud stop it, Don't have your postmas-
ter drop us card that il is not taken out of the
office. III yon were publishing paper you
wouldn't want ms to do you that way.
When you move from your present post-office
don't fail To notify At of the change,
giving your former post-ofice "a we'll as your
new one. Thisis absolutely necessary.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
WHY IN Is POPULAR.

The Chesapeake & OHIO leads all com petit
tors In safety aud luxury OF railway travel.
It's track IL latd with 10 pounu Steel rails
LIS bridges are new aud built of iron.
ability.
its entire equipment is new and m odern
It's BLOCK system has been com pteted.
All Its through traius are veetioulea
All It's through trains are heated with
steam.
All It's through trains are lighted with
electricity.
the West
Its Famous f. F. v. Limited runs solid he
tween Cincinnati, Washington and New
York. with Pullman Slsepers TO and from
Lexington and louisville.
us new washington snJ st. Louis Limit
ed runs solid between Cincinnati aud Wash
tngton with Pullman Sleepers TO aud from
Indianapolis anu 81. Louis.
us dlnlng cars run through between Gin
clupati, Washington, Baltimore, Philadel-
phla ana New York, and the service is un-
surpassed.
1t has a complete new Pullman vestibul led
equipment, unequalled any line i'm
America.
IL ~ the only line between the West and
the National Capital equipped as above.
IL RUS through the grandest mountain
river ana canon scenery east of the Rocky
mOuutaius.
II reacf. es more points of historic interest
thau any other line In America
IL reaches the great battlefelds of Virgin
la.
II reaches the great coal and iron fields of
the VirgiDians.
II reaches the great cities of the East and
II reaches the place you wish to reach
II ls the lOad Tor you To take.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
THE INVENTIVE WOMAN.
She Is a Marvel in the Use of Homely
Tools

There is a toothbrush handle. A
man never thinks of toothbrush as
anything but toothbrush, but a
woman knows its endless capacities.
If a window frame rattles at night,
she wedges it with the toothbrush.
If she is suddenly required to stir a
dose Of medicine in a glass, and n
spoon is not at hand, she promptly
uses the toothbrush handle. She has
even been known to use it to loosen
the mold in flower pot, and in ex-
IRENE cases she can drive in tin tacks
with the same useful article.
Then, says w. l.. Alden, in Pear
sons, there is the hairpin. The uses
to which a woman can put hairpin
are almost innumerable. Does a cork
find its way to the bottom of phial F.?
A woman will Immediately spear it
with a hairpin and extract it. Does
she wish to bore small hole in a piece
OF wood? She will heat hairpin and
burn the hole out with neatness and
precision. With a hairbrush, unless
1T happen to have a silver back, she
feels able to drive in the largest nail
topunish the most vigorous small boy,
and to convert lump sugar into the
finest of powdered sugar.
She can make an excellent hammer
with the heel Of her boot, and can con-
vert a caseknife into an efficient
screwdriver. If a woman knew the
process Of building a boat she might
be cast ashore on an uninhabited
island with nothing but a hairpin, a
toothbrush and an ordinary-sized
boot, and within a month she would
turn out a seaworthy boat in which
she would escape to civilization.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
SGROFULh and ITS Az
JOhnstOn's Sarsap Ia
QUART BOTTLES.
A Grand Old Lady Give. Her Experience.
QUART BOTTLES.
A MOST WONDERFUL CIJRE.


Mrs Thankful Oria Iiurd
lSl2 New
All faculties
or OF the
people she
worthy or attention Of
a
disposition TO terribly
the angel transmitted
or
known catarrh
with pad skin disease My I'm OF
o
oooo In bad
had
doctor
die
at length of
beHa5 rs e no no faith in it, and
You can be
But steadily
never peen troubled with
had
purifier in
medicine
p ,oR TO be more than
"ie was saved by JOHNSTON'S SARSAPARIIIA"
MICHIGAN Cc>n11sArTx,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Misses Name Mitchell, Mabel
Fitch, Inez Wall and Mary Palmer,
of Huntington, were guests of the
Misses Grothe last Saturday and
Sunday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

You are much more liable to
disease when your liver and bowels
do not act properly. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers remove the
cause of disease. w. M. Bloss,
Ceredo; r. N. Williams, Kenova.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
C6fCGG hGVanC6

A Repubi area Newspaper that
has a large circulation ia the Big
Sandy and twelve Pole Valleys
-aneXcell"n advertising medi-
uIh
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

The least in quantity and most
IN quality describes DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous pills for
constipation and liver complaints.
W. M. Bloss, Ceredo; r. n. Will
hams, Kenova.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Rev. II. S. Wannamaker, Of
Elyria, Ohio, preached at the Congre-
gational church last Sunday evening,
70 an attentive audience.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Mrs. Milt Burns and two pretty
little daughters, OF Louisa, KY,
were visiting Mrs. A. A. Wilson,
Friday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Miss Sarah Chapman, of Crown
City, was visiting her sister-Mrs.
IL. Lantz-whO is boarding at Miss
Carrie Wilson's, last week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Mr.. w. J. Braxton, of North
Brook, N. c., says he suffered with
piles for fifteen years. He tried
many remedies with no results
until he used DeWitrs Witch
Hazel Salve and that quickly
cured him. w. NJ. Bloss, Ceredo;
r. n. Williams, Kenova.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

fob printing OF all kinds neatly
- and promptly execute on rea-
sonable terms.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Miss Carrie Wilson and her little
nephew and neice, are visiting Mrs.
5. A. Lyle at Canterbury.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
Wayne Courts.

Terms of Circuit Court: Fourth Monday in
January, MAY and September.
Terms of County Court: First Monday in jan
uary, April and July, and Third Monday in No
Ve~iber.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Pore old Rye, Bourbon, Apple
Brandy and old North Carolina
pure corn whiskey at Eli Sohn's,
Ceredo, w. Va, fl,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Pu65ishe terry Wednesday,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

TERMS Oh DESCRIPTION:
One copy, one yeaI, 90
One copy, six months, 30
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

DIR. T. w. Moore,
Practice Llmited to the
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Phone l55, Huntington, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15

Strictly cash en adUance.
Twenty-Five per cent. Will be added when
cash II not AID
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1901-05-15
Nc IL 80 CoId Cnre

Cold iu bead and sore throat cured n, Rcr
NOV chocolate Laxative Quimine. A. cav
~ '4 as as ANDY. Childreu CRY for itr- vi
- 'i0ss' Sefeooi A-Ney Williams Renova.