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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20
Reception and Dance.

\ reception was given to the students
of the Indianapolis Business University
and College OF Law in the university
schoolrooms I'm the When building last
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20
Feed your horse JANEs's Dustless Ga,
A Diamond Ring, Brooch, Pin or
Locket

Wouldn't fill the toe OF her stooking-but II
would I'LL her whole life with ples sure, Diamond,
last forever-they are q gift good for life. J. G
SIPE, Importer Of Diamonds. Rooms 2. 9 and 4
ISL North Meridian St, Indianapolis, Ind.
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Account Grand Opera

Tickets sold Dec. 1s. II. Is, l9, final return
limit Dec. 20.
First-class trains on fast schedules al
convenient hours.
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Holiday Rates, l., ID. & w. Ry.

One and one-third fare for the round
trip. Tickets on sale Dec. "a, Is and 81 and
Jan. l, 1902. Good returning until Jan. 2,
1902. inclusive.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

Mrs. Austin's Is the real thinS
gives you the real genuine old buckwheat havol
BE sure and get the genuine.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20
Christmas Hats.

Silk Hats, Opera Hats, soft or stiff Hats.
Get the best made. "Dunlap's," at Sea-
toms Hat Store.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20
Horse Blankets and Lap Robes.

Natural black fur robes 81. 80 and up. TECI
FNTIN az 1876 E. Washington st.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

Mrs. Austin's Famous Buckwheat makes the
finest buckwheat cakes. Ready in a moment.
Ask for Mrs. Austin's Buckwheat. Refuse sub
stitutes.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

Langsenkamp Bros, Brass ork
Founders and nnishers. Brass railing work
l3s-ll2 3. Georgia 81. Phones III.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

Leo Lando, Manufacturing Optfcian
Permanent location at 142 N. Pennsyivania st
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

New Pianos sizes and up at wulschner's.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-12-20

D"1UE~ F'-NF"
The balance is deposited in banks in In
~dianapolis and Philadelphia. The members
of the board were highly pleased with DR..
Watson's management Of the department.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
xruntborfeit ber phitipptaen.

Qaut eiiem Herihte bet Satt-Gpmtls
iion aui ben p~biiippinen. oen prdit
bent Mcainlep neulia nit Der gmpieb.
lung INN prompte Legislative Mabnae,
men iar ben Wrdipel Dem 9oastsb
i~iberIanbte, umfabt oas GeIammtatea1
Der 2Gubereien IN ben pbiltSpin:n
73,S45,4l5 @der. 0apon fiFo et,ua
4,940 600 older Yrioatei9entkum alnb
68, 405, AIS Mder 6Iientlide 2dnbe.
reieu> unter ben oifentliden 2dnDereien
0ibt es etna oreimal 10 pia SrhHe als
CassGnoerehn. Der 9rSBte sssbeil bes
2aaoes III Sebr frudtbar uno nirb auf
natirtidem 9Dese beiuSiiert,, 9ie bf.
fsmtliden 26noereien aieben in aroBe,
Nadirage, aber auldEiih Der Srrear.
laritdten unter ipaaiIber 9err(1aft
bieltene s bic gineebprenen flirlnustus.
! iid tesbtmdBise 8aiiBtitel su Sidstn.
5onbesn laben bas 2ano als Squat.
ters- 'u6ne meitere9 eremonie III @eiib
aaismmem. Qarf elmer Welouug oes
{paaiIden GOtpnaal= Winiliers fiir 1894
DOT es DamuiS ettpn 200, 600 HOLDER
AGquatters auf nRr oifentlinsn Dnmdne.
@a Die ameriiauiI6e Militdr-Geoierunq
ni1t bered:iatii, 2%anOpatenie taus3u,
Nellen. bdlt esibie Gommiiiipn fir iebr
areientlid. onB Der SrnarsB m6gli9l
'balo nit osn, grlab bon 2moaeieBer
fir Die pbilppinen lid l,ibaftist.
Sic grpBr SSniel Minoarar. 10 fdbrt
Der 9,ribt Der Saft=GomutlIicu fort,
fdeint nianals BON DEN sSpaniert
erfcriGt mOroen al iein, lebtere be-
gniisira iid nit einigRn fleinen Nieoer'
laiiungen on Der GiifiG. Ginselu'
Se5uitsnmilliDndre nraags1 in oa:
Snnsre nGr, uno lore GSi.tGeilunaet
finb bic eiasi9en SnformatiCusquelleu
tuelhe nnfsie9en. Seit Der Gftupatiol
Der Snfelhur6 ameritnuiias S,uppel
i'll ,peeen Der berrlhenbsa uurllGiaer
3ufdnoe bis jeyt feine nusgeOebnt
GrforIdung oes unbetam1sn Suuerl
m0elid gflueIen. aber seHa.g 1T Dor
Seitsn ,amerifaniifer Rrtfcsttorel
gelheben, ann Die lleberspnaiuug 81 ee
uinnen, hap Die Sniet eineu srobel
9Doenreidbt6um uno uisgeOeGut
9artbolsmiloer beIiBt unb ail Minera
lien bie!lsid9t Die reidde bes Nr1ipel!
1T. Sic GonsuiHion halt o1fiir, bab il
Minoanan iuie 2uson, pielki1t aud
auf Den Snieln 9anap, Nesros uni
9ebu gilenbabnen lib rentiren tuiiroen
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
S omit e {

ObHbdume gtbt es in Der
S6meia nabesu IS. 1000, 900.
Oas gisentbum Der fran-
3bfif6en Srben in Srantrei9
piro auf $500, 600, 900 geiddBt.
Sur Sitterung Der SDiere
I'm 9erliner Sbier9arte tuer=
ben % uerIdieoene sOrten bon Gutter
%benDtbigt.
Sic SrodenIeguug Der
pontinif6en Gimpfe wirb
unter 2eitung bon stpsi Seutfden bes
forst tuerben,
9ie Ga9rt Der Oregon"
bon Gan Graniseo nod Gep @eh, BOG
1T cine Gtrede bon 14,O64 Me;!s.
ii5Hs!ete $98,253, bapon allen $4,000
fir 3oblen.
Ste pdri{er NationaIbib.
itotBef entbdlt beitdufig III. 600
&omane unb Nopellen unb na9eal
SO. 900 gdnbe bon Werfen Der fran.
a6iii@en Didtfunif.
Observation-Disclosures
tn 3uIuIanb, tpel9e fir5li9 ents
bedt purben, baber. an einaelnen @tel.
len eine 9iefe bon 45 Sub unb entbal,
ten &oble bon gutter QualttGt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
Gin s4u,.

Prpieiior glfel lab in meinieliser
Gtimmuns init einiaen Sreunoen BET.
fammeu uus er,parb bel oieIer @etesem
belt bon eiaem 9auIirer Elm neues por.
temonEaie, a,elhes aenau mie bas alte
mar; beam nrr 10 ems uollte er baben.
llm Dor Dem Mitta9eIIen ben Weia
nod elm bisben aushiiulen gu laiiea,
be9a5 q iid semltlii4 p%romenireao
in oen Gtuotpart UNI iieb lid Sann
auf elmer Yant nieoer.
is ,ua Elm lerrlider Waientaa unb
ausu Der gut aeuoiieue @ein. Der ners
febte Den altsn Serrn in cine redt
iu9enblide Stimmuns uno isine 8e=
banfen bingen mar ben 9oioenen Su=
genotagen mad, in benen au9 er 10
mnnden Streih ausfibrt. Sie Gr=
innerunam an 10 mande Streidt
tparen 10 Iebsaoig, baB sr mandhlal
bell aufladte anS nit isinem Stof IN
cen Sano idius-
,9la, eiaenalib!1 meinte er gu fid
ielbi, -fDnnaet 9u beute aud einen
tleinen Ghera ben 9u dis Stuoent ir
oft aetban, matben !" nno nit idaoen=
frober iriumpEtrenber Wiene bolte E,
bas oitr portrmDnnaielberpor uno le9ts
es miiten auf Den Weg, .udbrenb er lid
raid i'm .9ebefte ppiition" bssab,
lauernb. tuer innbl .bineinfallen" iuiro.
gs hpdbrte aaum brei Minuten. lam
Gin Shuferiunge pfeifeno ieines @e.
ses hnber, Der erblidte Oas Yortemon.
nnie-ein Giriff-uno I'M 2aufidriti
elite en- babpn.
SnIel %triumpbirt tpie elm Selbberr.
.GeiHnsen |! @elunsen!" mieoerbOlt Ell
immsr pieoer. ,rNrme Seel, Die gnt.
tduIhuns, tuensi 9u bineinIeben uirii !
Nan aber sum Mittaaeiien!"
Sas giien nabm Suiel nit ieinet
5nusiie in better 8aune su iih. Nad,
Siid nber fann ar fid ni6t balten int
gibt fsinen Sders gum Seiien.
.@irtli6, gmil, 9u bdttef 81,
maj Elm neues Yortemonnaie eefauft?"
fragile feline gbebalIte. SAB es bod
einna4 ieben!" GnIel iiberrei6te ibt
bas gortemonnaie. Sic Gattin aalieri
uno priiit es. n9a, Gmil, bait gu
oenu Yein 9anses @elo beute Der.
lumpt2"
Guild fart in's 9eere.-rgs III
fein GsiD BARN? 81 SD? On babe
i'd oas alte iammt Snbalt wesseleg.! J"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
Gus ,,tuetd1r y" nnH retne
Enlnen.

Wegen 9r0blider geleioiaung be,
Decentralization gause,perts= 8erufs.
genoiieni6aft murbe Der 8ebafteur De,
REORGANIZATION ,golfsHimme"
iiinsii Dor ben Interchangeable ae-
rufea. gr iOllte mad Nufsei9nllng bes
iiberma4enoen Poliseibeamter in elmer
Maurerperiammluns Die geamteu
8eamtenbeii len" titulirt baben.
Gum Slid mar Der 8ebafteur I'M
Stanoe. nadsuweiien, baB Der angels
liden geleioiauns nidts Nnberes als
Elm grotesfes MiBoerfdnoniB bes Yoli=
.aeibeamten 81 8runbe lag; ni9t bon
Seamtenbefien bate Der &eoatteur ae.
fproden. ionoern, inbem CT als 9ebore=
S6urin9er oas y mei9 uno oas
D tpie e fprad, BON 8eamtenp6Hden.
Sierauf tpurbe oas 8erfabren eingefellt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14

Sm after bon ITO Sabren
larb letter Sage bic seadtete NeGefm
Catherine Barnes in pine Gr9aro,
Sotuarb gountp, MS. Sic mar einfi-
mails bic S.sitabin bon galeb Sorfep.
3at!teide ainbsr uno gutel tberleben
yrnen VpWoren, IN oem
$50 Snntten gtfen per Sag pros
buairt tuerber f6nnen, IdBt Die Carnegie
Steel Company nit einem Gofenauf.
tuanoe bon $1,000. 600 in &antins
pa., erridten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
pas Hn9llh

.Ad @ottt Ssrr 6atb-rnire enaSige Stroll
SD fpotfte man bios nif' fragen-
Sc muB ein ilngliid geiheben iein-
sic ntrbSs benz Serrn Gatb ia fagelt-"
&an5leiratb Streberlein, blaB rpie BET Sob,
Sritt baftigeu Shrittes in's Simmler;
Oa bringt bonn 8ubebett Der on ieiu DIR
Ser Satin leiies @emimmer.
vNatbilbel Fhilbdeill Mein tbeures @eibi"
&aum fann sr nod Saiiung betpabreu-
y1m 9inlmelS auinen, mas lift berrn gel6eb'n.
Nar bat Did nobl gar ii berfabren?"
Die 8dtbin idiittslt idmer;li1 bas Saupt,
Sbre Sbrdner hrs Ser, tim ihnitten:
go bat ELL 2affe Did, armies Weib,
SIM EsaSA L..-i-t y pUy
30 Soft, mein Better, ,penn's bas nllr mar,
SD tuo0te baS S6ifiat nift tabeln,
neberfabret midi l1eberreitet midi
Sbr birft mid iogar iiberrabetn-
Ghar bas nidt-~ Sin ueuer Gbrduenfrom
Benefit tire runblid1en @angen:
sDie Miiler-oie Sbul3e inn 6etfonmittee-
tHb id-9eine Srau iibergangenl"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
AneIaHnIs.

aleine8 arOneffe: .Menn Oct
fir6t, 10 tommt er in ben Dim.
mel, nidt tpabr? unb tue,n Elm Gino
ftirbt. 10 tommt es aud in ben Sim=
mel-"- garohin (ersdnaenb) ::
yuno beiBt bann gngel. {
Daronefie: rMber, DIANA, nidt.
tuabr, tuenn nnferetns firbt. 10 beibi
es bod BON gnaeI2"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14

Die 2ofomotibe TN Wartes
Talon. Sn Meb fubr neuli6 bic Colo.
nlotipe beg bon Goblen3 tommenben
Sdnellanses in ben WarteIaal t,s
gabnboies binein. inoem Tie IN soIoe
oes gerfaaens Der @r.smle ben preIlbod
u aoe1Iupr. SSE,s antueienoen. pelde bur9
9tot1srgnafe setuarnt tuorben tuaren,
fli9teten redtaeitis. Gin goitbeamtef
uno elm &eiienter tuuroeti 5erlebt unb
beoeutenber G4aoen on Material an-
npriffpf.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
Giurnihil.nltd1rH GefiihI

Dame: .Sie uaren bod am 0orb-
pol Der @roe, wie 1T es oenn ba eisent-
id?"-poIarforfaer: r9as t6nz
men Sic lid ia benten, man BRETT lid
bort be(dnois UNI feline eisene N9ie."
Dame: rMal-if Sbnen babel
nidt iduinolt9 ~getporoen |"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
&fIbnhelnhttitttu.

9tener (oer in Der Saide ieines
Germ einen S5aler finbet): Soil i'd
iebt ben Sbaler nebmen pber ni9t?
3ein, SObann. bleib' elm ebrli6er
9erl! Grad einigem NadIinnen.)
@ber cine Mart 9ebi6rt Sir bod fir
Yeine gbrlidteit !" (gr ninmt ben
Sbaler nno fiedt bafiir elm 3neimarf=
tiid in Die Sai6e ieines Serrn.)
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Anf ne,,t aaIes sar 8d1nlr.

Steiner pauI: .@ober babt
S6r benn Den glepbantensabu. Der in
gurem 8orplab bdnst2A-aIeiner
9ans: %, Den baben mir fdon
lang, ben bat mein ~llrsroBpater einem
glepbanten berausseriiien!
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
Aus ner RuTerup.

unteroffi3ier (aum @efruten) :
.@as 1T Sbnen benin Nnsenebmes
paiiirt? Sic 9rinien ia mie Elm Gle
pbant, benz pl6glid bic G9mieeermut=
ter farb!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
311kitttffHuI1ne.

Bapa: .Ra, Garlden, iuetrt Su
CROP bii, Damn wirf gu Soloat.1-
&arl6en: .ad nein, gapa, i1 mill
bod au9 'mal bon oeu Ginoermdo9en
meal"
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norHdtffo.

Wirtbin: .Nber, Serr Miiller,
f6on mieoer betrumfen?"-M iilIer:
sizes it-bies 1T aber-uirflid-bas
-aller-allerborleBte Mal,"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14

Our beutfden So9feefi-
f6erei. Sic Sii6sufubr mad benz
Warfte In GeeIiemiinoe betrus I'M lebten
Sabre 80, 732,013 pfunb. tuofiir in
Den Quttionen 1850, 995 Mart beaablt
muroen, aeaen 90, 1888. O82 pfun6 au
4.O53,422 Marf I'M Sabre 1899. Sn
gremer6aben betrug Die 3ufubr int
pertui6enen Sabre 5,388, ia pfunb
gu 704, 1874 Marf, 9esen 5.78I,272
pfuno at 1901 Marf i'm Sabre
1899. Ser grtras Der mad Nortenbam
einsebradten Slide muroe auf $780,
600 Marf bemeiien, 10 baB bic &C.
iammteinfuhr bon 5iiden an ben Wes
ierbdien fir bas Sahr 1900 auf $780,
900 Mart al berednen if.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14

: Snternationdles S6erfs
lein. Sci groBen Jeitli9feiten unt
fomit auh bel 8eranftaItunsen DON
Nusftelunge1 pfegt man ii9 in .irgenb
elmer Sorm Der Nrmen 81 eriunern,
unb bemgemdB bate aud bic @erpals
tuns Der perfoHenen Barrier @eltnnsz
fteuung auf Dem groben 9eldnbe cine
getpife 3abl bon Grandchildren aufs
eefteut, bic nit ftummer8 itte bic inters
rationale Menge Der 8efu9er einlus
ben, bon ben pielen Musgaben fir bas
8ersniigen %tpenigltens Elm fleines
S9erhsin Der Mobltbdtigteit gu ents
ri6ten. Man bat Die Sammelbi9fen
einssbolt, ibren Snbalt seprift unb bic
Mflotbdtisfeit eeaosen. Das grsebs
nib mar nabrbaftis iiberral9enb: eine
einaige Sammelbii6fe bate iiberbaupi
.einen in @elbpertb beftebenben Snbalt,
unb bieier ersab bas nibt gu bers
a9tenbe @ermDsen bon So Jrancs unb
65 gentimes, alfo nod nt9t $12.-
Die Nusftelunssbertpaltung bat fiG
felbftberftdnbli9 Der @erantpprtunq
fir Die 4ufbetpabrung elmer 10 groben
9elbfumme m0sli9ft entf9laee1l pols
len unb bat fe baber fofort Der DFent,
li4en unterftibunesfaFe ausefibrt.
8olbene @ebren finb fir bic Mrmen
nnb Iermiten bon Yaris trob bes auz
ten Wiqens Der 8%erpaltung auf benz
8oben Der Nusitenuns al5o ni6t gez
ip1hfen. Oas Refultat erf9eint in
potlem @lanae erft Bel benz @erglei9
NIT Der 3abl Der 8efu9er. Oieie be-
trus befanntli9 5 100000. Man
fann nun annebmen, bab tpenisitens
100000 Menf6en auf ibren @dngen
bur9 bic 4%usftenung an ben @ammelz
bii9fen boriberfamen. Saufenb 2eute
bradten bierna9 bur9f9nittli9 suz
fammen nur einen lumpigen gentime
fir bic BARRIER Nrmer duf.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-02-14
M. A. COTTER,
Smdcrmaaren Tabrifant,

gur bic reiniten iSuder,paaren i'm Marfte
fabri,irt. Sie gr6Bte Yeri6iebenbeit Die be-
ten Sorteil sI ben niebrisften SreIen. Sfa=
brit: nddie SbIre Snt 2abner's Giienmaa=
renbanbllns. ct, germaiuftrase, Saint
Gloub, Ttinn. 1.1ir
The Press., 1901-06-06
Legislature Notes.

The senate last Wednesday passed the law requiring applicants for liquor li- censes to post 8 notice on the building specified in said application not less than ten days before the hearing. The house rejected the bill granting woman the right to vote on municipal matters and the bill providing free text books.
 The general assembly voted on Monday to adjourn next Wednesday.
 The house on Monday rejected the bill providing for "local option'' in voting districts of towns, and passed the bills giving the governor power to appoint judges of the courts of common pleas, and to require any person not giving in a list of their taxable property to appear before the assessors for the purpose of verifying list made out by the asses thousand dollars for failing to do so.
 la the senate on Tuesday the three bills concerning fare of school children on street railways were rejected. The bill concerning rewards for information against poultry thieves was passed. The municipal woman's suffrage bill, rejected by the house, was passed by the senate.
 The house passed the resolutions incOr- porating the following street railways Rockville, Broad Brook and East Wind sor; Willimantic and Southbridge; Will limantic Traction company. The itiner- ant vendors bill, which is backed by the merchants associations of the state, was reported favorably. It requires all tran sient dealers to make a deposit of $500 with the state treasurer and pay state license fee of $1OO before doing business in any town in the state. The applicant must then pay a local license fee of $25 in the town where he proposes to do business. A heavy penalty is provided for violations. A favorable report on the bill placing trolly lines under the control of the railroad commissioners was made by the committee on railroads.
 The house yesterday defeated the Fyler constitutional amendment changing the representation in the house, providing for one member from each town, and one additional member for each town of 3, 800 population, and one additional member for each 10000 people over 2,5OO. The vote stood 145 to 6l.
 The senate yesterday passed in concur renee the bill providing for tn. appoint ment of judges of common pleas and dis trict courts by the governor.
The Press., 1901-06-06
SOMERS.

Mrs. Theodore Gowdy is visiting friends in New Haven this week.
 Miss Gertrude Bartlett has been home from Monson this week.
 Mrs. Francis Sunderland has added a piazza to the front of her house.
 Mrs. H. W. Cleaveland of Holyoke was the guest of friends here last week.
 Allison Ravens of Springfield spent Sunday with his mother, Mrs. Calvin Ravens.
 Mrs. Oscar Keeney of Springfield has been at her home in Somersville for a short visit.
 The ball game played here between Somers and Hampden resulted in victory for Somers-22 to 10.
 No appropriations were made this year for decorating the graves of the soldiers, the first omission for several years.
 It is many years since farm work has been so late. Some of the farmers have not planted their potatoes yet, and many who have planted have had to do their work over again.
 The steam-roller, being used on the hill near the new bridge at Somersville, while going over the newly filled.in ground last Saturday began to settle, and 1t was sev- eral days before 1t could be started again.
The Press., 1901-06-06
KEPT TALLY ON FIBS.
THE ASTONISHING RESULT OF ONLY
 ONE DAY OF COUNTING.

An Investigators Discovery of What an Enormous Bouquet of the Flow CTS of Fable AdOrns the Daily Speech of ahe Average Mortal.
 "Do you know that the average Amer l ican is hopeless and incorrigible and | unmitigated liar?" said an amateur
 cynic of Baronne street. "I don't mean
 he lies viciously, but suave mendacity glides off the end of his tongue as cas- lily as molasses flows from a spigot on
 a warm day in summer. He does 1t un-
 consciously, habitually, automatically just as his lungs expand and his
 heart palpitates and his hair grows, without any special attention from the l rest of his system. He does 1t because
 he can't help it. The thing has become | second nature.
 ''I had all this brought home to me-" continued the amateur cynic, "by a very simple little experiment which I
 tried on myself and a few others no longer ago than yesterday morning. Did you ever see pocket counting ma
 chine? Well, it's little device shaped
 like a watch. Whenever you press the stem the needle on the dial jumps a
 point, and it registers in that way up
 to several thousand on the principle of
 cyclometer. They are used by any body making long counts and are very
 handy, because they never forget where they leave off.
 ''But, to come to the point, some thing happened to remind me of our national vice of untruthfulness as I was getting up yesterday, and deter
 mined to keep tab on myself and as-
 certain, if possible, how many actual,
 out and out lies l put into circulation
 in the course of the day. l chanced to
 have one of the little counting ma
 chimes have just mentioned, so slip ped it into my pocket and started out.
 'The first lie told was right at the
 door. Smithson was passing and stop ped to shake hands. Hello, old man! said I. Delighted to see you when as
 a matter of fact I was deuced sorry to see him, because I owe him ten. I gave the counter squeeze and hur-
 ried on, but before I got to the office
 had logged 1t nine times.
 "What did jog 1t for, did you ask Oh, trivialities. mere trivialities, but at the same time point blank lies, every
 one of lem. Whenever I opened my
 mouth out dropped some confounded
 hyperbole. told Jones the joke he in sisted in springing on me was the best
 ever heard and then made double tally in assuring his wife she was look ing remarkably we'll when she was looking exactly like a scarecrow. told another friend never laughed so much in my life as had at something or other, I don't remember now what, and still another that hadn't slept wink for three nights when had neu- ralgia lately-all lies, bald lies. in spite of their harmlessness.
 "When I reached the office and look ed at the dial. I was mortified. Good heavens! I said to myself. 1t seems to be physically impossible for me to
 speak the plain truth in the paltriest
 matters I'll just remain perfectly
 quiet for half an hour and keep check
 on Boggs.'
 "Boggs is our head bookkeeper and a pillar in one of the suburban church
The Press., 1901-06-06
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