The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-25
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SURPRISED
Forecast OF a Fine
Opera House
Program.

After diligent research an Advertiser
following guesses as to the various
stunts to be performed at the Advertis-
ing Tourney this evening. The secrets
of the actual turns have been jealousy
guarded by the various firms, but leaks
occur in the most rigid of bodies and
the many supes and actors employed
have been decoyed after rehearsal into
giving away the following hints:
The first event of the evening will be
the stunt of the Bulletin Publishing Co.
1t will consist of four minute bout with
the Advertiser.
The Union Feed Co., Ltd. propose to
decided upon, one raised on Mellin's food
and one on Union food.
A trusted employee of E. o. Hall & Son
will do trick riding of their BIZ
cycles and shoot clay pigeons to be flown
from the gallery-all this without dis
mounting.
The Pacific Life Insurance will tell now
to get rich quick" by taking out a life
policy. during which time Lewis & Co.
will refresh the audience by distributing
choice samples of candy.
But watch out for the Davey Photo
Co. Bring your dark glasses for this
act; but whisper it low-some of "soci-
ety. will appear in living pictures;"
some with Persian costumes and some
without. While the armless wonder will
hit box furnished by the Bergstrom
Music Co. and beat out ragtime.
After that the National Cash Register
Co. will give "sleight-of-hand' perform
ances on their machines, demonstrating
how to register bribery without detec-
ton. showing list Of the entire audience
and announcing the net proceeds of the
Tourney.
Bailey's Honolulu Cyclery Co., Ltd, are
going to give an exhibition of military
band on parade mounted on wheels,
while the band plays on"-bicycles.
Bring your money-for Bruce, Warning
& Co. are going to use their time and
the people to advantage, and will sell
choice house lots over the foot lights-a
five-spot down and monthly payments.
Better try chance.
Then the California Feed Co. will have
a chance to exercise their advertising in
genuity, and will give a correct imita-
ton of how to do business on business
principles.
| Unluckily, the Pacific Hardware Co
are the thirteenth number on the pro-
gram. Whether unluckily for them OF
for the audience is yet to be learnt.
They promise a ''howler''-not a hula
| w. w. Dimond will present an interest
| ing exhibition of self-food-coo ing
stoves and say it will be red-hot mum.
Der.
| Those wishing to become beautiful
will be interested in the Hebron Drug
/ Co.'S illustrated lecture on The Com
plexion or How to Save $780,"
! -Four minutes in an athletic store
will be Pearson & Potter's means of ex-
| hibiting their wares. High and lofty
tumbling, a stage game of baseball, q
round of golf and set at tennis will have
any "three-ring' circus biting the dust
| The rest of the evenings entertainment
is to be complete surprise and will be
well taken care of by the Hawaiian Fer
tilizer Co. 1t is said. however, that il
will be stupendous production.
| The Standing Room Only sign is al
ready out at the box office, and seats
are in the hands of sidewalk spectators
who are demanding large premiums.