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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Policeman-'Where cid you get all
those fish?" Hooked EN-"
What to Eat.
Willie-"Pa, what's a fixed starr"
Pa formerly an actor)-"A fixed star.
l suppose, is one who gets his salary
regularly. philadelphia Press.
Diet Reform.-First Ostrich-''Suf-
fering from dyspepsia, Ell? Have you
seen your doctor about it?" Second
Ostrich-'Yes. He says l must stop
eating scrap iron. Puck.
Wireless Telegraphy.- What do you
think of this scheme of telegraphing
without wires?" That's nothing new.
My wife has kicked my shins under the
table for 20 years. N. o. Times-Demo-
crat.
Casey Since the Hoolihans got rich,
l sh'pose they're t'rowin' on al kinds av
shtoile' Murphy-''I sh'd say so!
They've changed their goats name t
Nannette, b'gob. Ameri-
can.
At Musical Evening.-The Man
The Girl-"Hush! That's Mr.. De Shout
er singing a Moore melody" The Man
I'm; | wish there was more melody
and less noise. Ally Sloper.
Correct, If Not Grammatical.-Joh
nie-"Pa, Aunt Hannah says boils are
healthy. Shouldn't she say health
ful?' Wise Father-"Well, your aunt
didn't mean to be grammatical, but
guess she was this time. 1t is the boil
that is healthy, not the fellow who car
ries it around. Transcript.
One Too Much.-"John." said the
wife, determinedly, Il want some
money. l don't want to go by that mil
linery store tomorrow" Gee
whizz!" John interrupted. 81 should
hope not! It's tough enough to have
to give you the money to buy one hat"
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Cheap Rates to California.

February 18th and each Tuesday there
after, until and including April Goth, Special
Low Rate ColQnist Tickets will be sold via
the Southern Pacific's Company's Ogden"
and Sunset" Routes to all points in Califor-
MIA. The rate viii be: From Chicago
$4,000, from st. Louis, Memphis and New
Orleans $3.50, from Omaha, Kansas City,
etc, $500. Corresponding low rates from
all other points east and north.
For particulars and detailed information
pertaining to the Southern Pacific Com
pany's Routes, and these special rates to Cal
ifornia, call upon or address
w; G. Neimyer, G. w. A., S. P. Co., 23S
Clark St, Chicago, Ill.
w II. Conner, c. A., s. P Co., Chamber
Of Commerce Bldg, Cincinnati, Ohio.
G. G. Herring, {. A, S. p Co., I'll Park
Bldg, Pittsburg, Pa.
G c. Cary, G. A., s. P. Co., POS Sheidley
Bldg, Kansas City, Mo.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
WHAT IS OVARITISP

A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied
by a sense of tenderness and heat low
down in the side, with an occasional
shooting pain, indicates Inflammation.
the region of pain shows some SWELL
ing. This is the first stage of ovaritis,
Inflammation of the ovary. If the roof
of your house leaks, my sister, you have
it fixed at once why not pay the same
respect 10 your own body?
You need not, you ought not to let
yourself go, when one of your own sex
holds out the helping hand to you, and
will advise you without money, and
without price. Write to Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, and tell her all your symp-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

toms. Her experience in treating fe-
male ills is greater than any other
living person. Following is letter
from a woman who is thankful for
avoiding terrible operation.
81 was suffering to such an extent
from ovarian trouble that my physi-
clan thought an operation would be
necessary.
Lydia E. Pinkhem's Vegetable Com
pound having been recommended to
me, decided to try it. After using
several bottles l found that l was
cured My entire system was toned
up, and l suffered no more with my
ovaries. "-MRs. ANNA ASTON, Troy, Mo.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

There is a theory that here more
than elsewhere in the world does the
adage apply that thine is money" Yet
there are occasional instances in the
busiest part of New York that go to
show how little some people value time.
Two dogs. still in the playful stage Of
puppyhood. began chasing one another
about the fountain in City Hall park
the other day at about two o'clock,
when every one in town is supposed to
be at his busiest. Yet there were al
least so men and as many more boys OF
the clerk and messenger type who
found time to stop all thought of bust
ness, drop all cares, and for at least ter
minutes watch the antics of the pup.
pies. The dogs were not doing any
thing in particular, but there was thu
barest chance that one of them in hi
efforts TO escape the other nigh
tumble into the fountain, and tina
crowd of supposedly busy people al
stopped to see him do tn. Y. Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

the thud and swish of the busy irons
where Lee Hing and two assistants
were finishing up the weeks consign-
ment of linen. The Mantchoorian
arose, cautiously pulled bcttle from
beneath pile of clothes, concealed
1t under his coat and went through
TO the street door. He picked up a
parcel of linen as he went.
"l'm going to take this" he said,
and Lee Hing nodded in pleased sur
prise.
Twilight was falling over the city
and the streets were filing with the
crowds that nightly thronged them,
seeking relief from the sitting heat in
vain. Square white, sheets OF paper,
with strange characters upon them
drew groups of people to office wis
dows, and the Mantchoorian wonder
ed idly what it all meant Many boys
eccosted passers-by, holding aloft the
evening papers and yelling the con-
tents of hastily issued extra.
The legations butchered in Picking.
More missionaries killed and out
ragged" they shrilled. "Tientsin-"
The Mantchoorian pondered DULY
upon the cause of the excitement as
ne passed out of hearing and turned
into density populated alley where
She air reeked with foul smells and
the houses huddled close in saualor
and wretched disrepair. he stopped
at fight of steps leading to a
brightly illuminated cellar, from
which came sounds of revelry run
wild and the thick accents of help
less drunkenness. The Mantchoorian
pulled the bottle from beneath his
coat and descended.
Ha Hin slept; and little Lee Fee, as
he swung the polishing iron in the
worlToom, sang contentedly in Shang-
hal Chinese ballad of lady and a
sedan chair. He had reached the
thirty-third verse and was folding the
shirt to be wrapped up, when he
paused with eyes wide with terror.
Through the open door sprang the
Mantchoorian, his clothes torn and
saturated with blood He clutched a
knife. dark with ruddy stains. in hiS
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
THE YALE CAMPUS.
All the Life of the University Gem
trnlizes on That Popular
Ground.

A great ma jority of Yale students
never attain distinction as scholars,
literary men, athletes or leaders in
the several other departments of col
lege activity. A lesser number have
no apparent desire for such attain
ment. Nevertheless, says Frederick
Tilney, in Ainslee's. excellence is the
dominating spirit of the place, and
the Yale man who casts ambition to
the winds, who devotes himself to no
effort, condescends to the level of
the general, all-round dub" and is
known in college parlance as foot
less But, whether the young
matriculant comes up from his
preparatory school with a good stock
of ambition, or whether he is pos
sessed of the sorry character that
lacks it. he subjects himself to many
influences which cannot fail to leave
their stamp upon him. Not the least
of these is the influence of the Yale
campus. Life at Yale is thoroughly
centralized; indeed. no other college
cultivates this feature more assidu-
ously. Many of them slight it alto
gether. In certain of these instances
the authorities sanction the so-called
fraternity houses" and encourage
the students to live in society build
ings more or less remote from their
campus. The result is that the
campus becomes mere schoolyard,
while distinct "sets" or "cHuues' are
established, among which a perpet-
ual, petty warfare is in process. In
the Yale campus every man finds his
front lawn and his public park, his
school-grounds and his capitol. The
policy which designed the order of
the Old Brick Row, which set the re-
citation hall next door to the dormi-
tory, has been followed out to the let
ter. To-day the humble brick build
ings are surrounded by splendid
halls, some of which are used for re-
citation purposes and some for dor
mitories. On one corner stands the
chapel; on another the art school
and libraries, while side by side are
the grim structure of Alumni hall
and the imposing headquarters of
the Yale Y. NJ. c. A. The lack of uni
fication from which one great uni
versity has suffered of late years can
be directly ascribed to fault in its
campus policy. Many signs announc-
ing ''rooms to let" will be found on
its dormitory halls, showing that
the students live elsewhere than on
the campus. Dormitory accommodate
tons have been allowed to fall be-
hind the times, while elegant apart
ment houses have sprung up as the
result of private enterprise. drawing
the students into all quarters of the
university town. At Yale. if the stu
dent seeks lodgings elegantly ap-
pointed and with all modern improve
ments, he can find them in Wander
bilt, White, Welsh or Berkeley.
There are more modest quarters.
also. to be had at reasonable rates.
So that, instead of finding rooms to
let, the difficulty is that their num-
Der is limited and every student
anxious to get on" the campus.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Ha Hin, ChinaInan
BY G. r.. PattulO, Jr.
00e09o00e9ooe9Qee0e0

TIA HIN lay on his back in his mar
row bunk and scraped upon
wire strung violin a droning lullaby
of the orient. With dreamy, almond
eyes gazing into space, he thought of
1ateesha and smiled. In the hollow
wall within reach of his hand lay the
precious American gold that four
years of persistent toll had won him,
and he laughed with a child's delight
as he tapped gently UPON the boards.
The disturbing noises of the street
reached him subdued and slumberous,
and from all around the cultural
voices of his brother orientals min
gled in sleepy monotone. As in haze.
he saw the lazy YangtseKiang flow
murmuringly on to the Yellow sea,
its reed-clad banks swept gently by
perfumed breeze that whispered of
rest, and of love, and of languorou7
delight. Swift birds of heavenly plu-
mage tioated by on noiseless wings,
and Yateesha's soft laughter rippled
silver-chiming as music of paradise.
With gentle undulating motion they
were sailing on, he and she, through
the realms of night, and the great
golden moon in the white radiance
of starry heaven sent wide beams of
light over the bosom of the waters.
The poppies dropped their graceful
heads, and from aIar shone fairy
lights. A continuous murmur of life
was borne upon the passion-breath-
ing air and they two watched alone
in the high arch of sky the intense
stars shoot like arrows of fire.
Ha Hin closed his eyes and saw be-
fore him a long life of dreamful ease;
heard the deferential voices of many
slaves and the respectful salutations
of his codntrymen as he responded to
their low salaams. And the queen of
it all was Yateesha. He placed his
head upon his arm and sighed tremu-
lousy. He was going back to va
teesha and his happiness.
The big Mantchoorian lay opposite
and watched win sullen eyes the
bright dreams reflected upon Ha
Hip's countenance. He kicked vi
ciously at 70 Te sunk instupor beside
him, his brass-tipped opium pipe
hanging from loose lips that babbled
incoherently of the strange fantasies
of his sleep. The low ceilinged room
was heavy with the many cdors of
n Chinaman's sleeping apartment, and
the forms of three sons of the sunny
east showed dimly from hunks about
the walls through a blue vail of
smoke. From the next room came
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Greatest in the World.

Within five years Cascarets have reached
the largest sale of any liver or bowel medi-
cine in the world, simply because they cure.
They have great merit as the sale of over
six million boxes year proves. No matter
what ails you, start using Cascarets to-day
and if you are not benefited and in every
way satisfied after you have given them a
fair trial you can have your money back
for the asking. There is no waste. They
are put up in tablet form and every tablet
IS stamped &c. C. c." They don't cost much
--l0c, 25c and SOC box and SOC box will
furnish a whole months treatment for the
worst case. Cascarets are the best and
cheapest liver and bowel regulator in the
world
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Not very long ago, when Mr.. Fred Falk
was living at the corner of Hunt and PEN
a!eton Streets in Cincinnati, Ohio he wrote:
About one year ago, my face and neck
were We so terribly burned by the hot vapors
peeled off the moment it was touched.
Palmer's Lotion was Immediately and lib
orally applied, which relieved my intense
agony in few minutes and a new skin was
formed in two weeks without leaving a
scar" Your druggist ought to have this
wonderful healer. If he hasn't it, send to
Scion Palmer, 374 Pearl Street, New York,
for samples of Palmer's Lotion and Lotion
Scan.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

The Louisville & Nashville R. R. together
with its connecting lines has inaugurated
the Florida Limited, which is daily, solid
train, wide vestibuled, steam heated, gas
lighted, with dining car service for meals
en- route to Townsville, Ga, jacksonville
and St. Augustine, Fla. The sleeper leaving
Cincinnati at ll:l5 a. m. is attached at
Montgomery, Plant System to Jacksonville,
and Florida East Coast to st. Augustine,
arriving at the latter city at 7:3O the next
evening. Mr.. c. l.. Stone, General Passen.
ger Agent, Louisville & Nashville r. R.,
Louisville, KY, will answer all inquiries CON
,erning this. train and furnish printed MAJ,
Ter concerning it.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. Cheney q Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, 0.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
A Remedy for the Crime.

Physicians recommend KEAIP'S BAL
SAM for patients afflicted with the grippe,
as it is especially adapted for the throat and
lungs. Don't wait for the first symptoms,
but get bottle to-day and keep it on hand
for use the moment it is needed. If neg
lected the grippe brings on pneumonia.
kEMP'S BALSAM prevents this by keep
ing the cough loose and the lungs free from
Inflammation. All druggists, 25c and SOC.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack.
age of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that
takes the place of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult
All who try it, like it. GRAIN-O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. I the
price Of coffee. l5c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold by all grocers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Care of the Baby.

Tokeepthe skin clean is to keep it healthy.
Every mother should therefore see that her
baby is given daily bath in warm water
with Ivory Soap. The nursery should also
be we'll aired and cleaned and all clothing
.shed with ivory Soap, well rinsed and
dried in the sun. ELIZA R. PARKER.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

BY the way" asked the stranger, "are
women permitted to practice at the bar in
this country"
Permitted" snorted the other man. who
happened to be a retired saloon keeper from
Kansas. you can't keep EN- from doing it
when they take notion, begosh!" Chi
cago Trihune
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Harmless Sparks

Speaking of the wit of the late Senator
Davis, Senator Hoar uttered an epigram
which deserves to be remembered. ''No
spark from him." said Senator Hoar. was
ever cinder in the eye of his friend -
Washington Post
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Money in Politics--"What we need to
do, cried |, hotly, is to take money out
OF politics.! 81 took out all | saw. SRI"
protested the legislator, with convincing
candOr.-Detroit journal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Halls Family Pills are the best.
A Familiar Sound.

Mrs: Johnson-Has Mr.. johnson come
home for dinner vet?
Jane-No, mum.
II thought heard him downstairs
That was Leo growing over a bone,
mum Tit Pits
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and 80
cents. Go at once: delays are dangerous.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

A Dose in Time Saves Nine of Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar for Coughs,
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Greatness is not so much in ability to
plan masterpieces as in persistency in pur-
suing them.-Ram's Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Dyeing is as simple as washing when you
use PUTNAM FADELEss DYES. Sold by all
druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

The burglar makes hay while the sun
doesn't shine.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

1t spoils favor if you are asked to return
it.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

The stomach has to work hard, grinding
easy by chewing Beeman's Pepsin Cum.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

There is no end to the rings a woman
wcars.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

It's a kind of deed to say well, and vet
words are no Shakespeare
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

After girl has prepared refreshments for
a party, her next step is hide them from
her brOther.-Atchison Globe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Love can make u. friends as well as angels.
kingsley.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

To Cure n Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refundmoneyifi fails to cure. CSC
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Il hear Miss Flirty threw Chollie over
last 2ight." so? She told me she would
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

Farsightedness is largely matter Of care.
full planning-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28

A st. Louis girl has outclassed all he
Macs. She spells her name Maiae.-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-03-28
Men are seldom charitable on an empty
stomach.-Chicago Daily News.

The only safe bet on record-the alphabet.
Chicago News.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-09
He Kept His Leg.

Twelve years ago j. W. Sulli-
van, of Hartford. Conn.,, scratched
his leg with a rusty wire. Inaam-
nation and blood poisoning set in.
For two years he suffered intense
ly. Then the best doctors urged
amputation, ''but,'' he writes, 81
used one bottle Of Electric Bitters
and 1 1>2 boxes of Bucklen's
Arnica Salve and my leg was
sound and we'll as ever."For Erup-
tions, Eczema, Tetter, Salt Rheum,
Sores and all blood disorders
Electric Bitters has no rival on
earth. Try them j. H. Hill & Son
will guarantee satisfaction Or re-
fund money. Only SO cents.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-09
NEW N TREATY.

Nh. Hay did Join the big jun
ket to the Pacific coast, but it
freely stated that he is engaged
in formulating a new canal COM
mistee that will satisfy both Lord
Salisbury and the United States
Senate. This is a difficult task,
and with the experience Of last
winter before him he may be
able to draw up a treaty that will
go through.
Great Britain will not stand in
the way Of any reasonable treaty
It does not propose to abregate
a present treaty unless some con-
cessions are made in a new one.
In a give and take game all the
favors cannot we'll fall one way.
The real difficulty consists in des
vising a treaty that the railroad
Senators from the ssge-bush
States cannot upset.
They are an INSCRIPTIONS lot,
and the trouble over a treaty has
come from them. They r in
spired by the transcontinental
railroads, and the inspiration is
by no means ETHEREAL.
The views of a large number of
Senator's have been obtained, and
when Lord Paancefote returns
from London and Mr.. Hay from
the Pacific coast, no doubt a Sec
end treaty can be framed that the
international railroad and sage
bush combine cannot readily de-
feat. The country is becoming
very tired of the delays imposed
by the combine, for every enc of
them is due to it's Vaccinations
and to nothing else.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-09
A Raging, Roaring Flood

Washed down a telegraph line
which Chas. G. Ellis, of Lisbon,
Ia, had to repair. "Standing waist
deep in icy WATER" he writes,
ssgave me a terrible cold aud
cough. 1t grew worse daily. Flne
ally the best doctors in Oakland,
Neb., Sioux City and Omaha said
| had Consumption and could not
live. Then ] began using DR..
Kings New Discovery and was
wholly cured by six bottles" Pos
itively guaranteed for Coughs,
Colds and all Throat and Lung
troubles by j. FL. Hill & Son.
Price SOC.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-05-09
MOZLEY'S LEMON ELIXIR.
n Pleasant Lemon Tonic.

For biliousness, constipation and ap-
pendicitis.
For indigestion, sick and nervous
headache.
For sleeplessness, nervousness and
heart failure.
For fever. chills. debility and kidney
diseases. take Lemon Elixir.
Ladies. for natural and thorough or
ganic regulation, take ] emo~ Elixir.
Dr.. Mozley's Lemon Elixir is pre-
pa red from the fresh juice of lemons,
tonics. and will not fail you in any of
the above named diseases. SOC and
one dollar bottles at druggists.
Prepared only by DR.. Fl. Motley,
Atlanta, Ga.
At the Capitol.
I am in my seventy-third year, and
for fifty years ] have been a great suf-
ferer from indigestfon, constipation
and biliousness. I have tried all the
remedies advertised for these diseases,
and got no permanent relief. About
one year ago, the disease assuming q
more severe and dsngerC us form, 1 be-
came very weak, and lost flesh rapid
ly. I commenced using DIR. MoZley's
Lemon Elixir. Tgained twelve pounds
in three months. My strt myth and
nealLns my appoblte anu my ulgesIlOn
were perfectly restored, and now 1 feel
as young and vigorous as I ever did in
my life. L. j. ALLDRED,
Door, Keeper Ga. State Senate,
State Capitol, Atlanta. GA:
MOzley's Lemon Elixir.
Is the very best medicine I ever uced
for the diseases you recommend it for,
and I have used many kinds for wo-
mans troubles. MRS. 8. A. GRESHAM
Salem, N. =.
MOZLEY'S LEMON HOT DROPS
Cures all Coughs, Colds, Hoarse.
ness, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Hem
orrhage, and all throat and lung dis
eases. Elegant, reliable.
Twenty-Five cents at druggists. Pre-
pared only by DR.. II. Motley, Atlanta
ga