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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
ARTHUR PEARSON SAILS FOR HOME.

c. Arthur Pearson, the English publisher of many
newspapers and periodicals. sailed for home the
TeHtonic yesterday. Mr.. Pearson made stay of
two weeks on this side of the water. He goes back
he says with the pleasantest recollectons OF his
experiences with Americans IL is said that he
came here 10 arrange better facilities for getting
news from this country for his various publica-
tons He may return for a short time about
Christmas.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among the passengers who will sail on the Ham,
burg-American Line steamer Columbia to-day Will
be Mr.. and Mrs. +. s. Anthony. Mr.. and Mrs d.
Sidney Appleton, Professor and Mrs Felix Adler
DR.. f. A. Bryant. Mr. and Mrs. s. j. Bach, Mr.. and
A M5s ch lar CTSifE Mr. and Mrs Max DAN
Mrs , Claim Davis Mr. and Mrs. Fritz Hill Mir
F. KinE Nathan Kahn Mr. and Mrs Charles Il
Raymond Mr. and Mrs Henry scb am Mrs Harm g.
Won Schrenk Mr. and Mrs J. Strauss III DI heFind n
Kryst the Rey D. L. Hq a MFT tb seT RaS
Mrs. A. w. Vanman. " anu
on the French Line steamer La Rretaepe ara
booked 10 sail Felix Bazin. Louis Bamberger Mr.
and Mrs. D. A Bouzi. Mrs. A Darcy David 7
Dickson, DIR. and Mrs. Louis Fischer the Rev 7
PreF oS M ana 9a M Rev fusfe Gray Hartley
Hammond. James Moylan the Rev p MesniI Pro.
fessor Porre Jules segfred Of the FTSSSb Fro
ate; the Rev John j. Tierney. jose Tidal the Rev
Among the passengers who arrived on the North
German Lloyd steamer Barbarossa from Bremen
yesterday were DR. and Mrs. A. E. Bruno.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. j. De Long. Mr. and Mrs Frank
r. Faik, Mr.. and Mrs. Siegmund Friedman MIR
and Mrs. George S Grosvenor DR. and Mrs con
ard A Jenkins. Thomas Il Macklln Mr. and Mrs
and Mrs Richard Stein and Baron Van Ra nlt'
former German Minister TO Japan.
arrived yesterday from Antwerp were the Rev,
Linus Finkeldey. the Rev. Dignus Greet, the Rev.
Joachim Hackenburg. Professor and Mrs Heller.
he Rex P %To m ane Mrs George shs Rev
Rev. J. Reichwein and the Rev. Leborius Ufer
London. June 2s.-The passenger lists OF the
transatlantic steamers bound for the United States
are assuming formidable proportions. The Ham
burg-Amercan liner Deutschland which viii sail
from Hamburg tomorrow. VITA Southampton IN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Cherbourg Friday is crowded TO her full
pac1ty; She has on board many prominent persons.
including J. Pierpont Morgan. Pierre Lorilard
I1ieutenant-Ciovernor t. L. Woodruff of New
York; j. A. Burden. c. A. Griscou president of the
American Line; W. L. Elkins, of Philadelphia and
p A. B. Widener. of Philadelphia.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
GENERAL GRANT IN RUSSIA.

ST. Petersburg. June 2S.-General Fred Grant and
party leave ST. Petersburg Friday for Moscow
and Kieff. whence they will go to the estates OF
Prince Cantacuzene. General Grants son-n-aw,
near Kieff
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
BRYAN on HIS WAY TO QUEBEC.

WATERFOWL n. Y. June 26.-William j. Bryan
left here at 410 o'clock this morning for Clayton.
He met Mrs. Bryan and his family board the
steamer. and with them went down the St. Law
River to Quebec
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

bc'orF ron lfaVF The eity for -FOUR summer onf-
"e bf sure 10 subscribe for THE TErBuNE. You ,riY
Jsel lost sifhom it, The address ,rfH be .hzyo<s
as often as desired
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Guams first postmaster is 10 superintend two
postoffces. and also to act as carrier and star
route agent between the capital and one of the
interior towns Governor Schroeder has evident
~ no intention OF establishing bureaucracy OF
sinecure holders in the little dependency OF which
he is the benevolent autocrat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
4. l.. JOHNSON III.

A l.. johnson has been III at his home, in Brook
lyn for several days. 1t learned last night
that he Is much better and expects TO be able TO
return to his business in day two.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Chief Engineer BirdsaIl Of the Water Supply
Department favors spending S1O.0O0.OOO year
for three years for the increase of the water
supply. Why not spend 81 100000 a year for
three years in stopping leaks, and thus save half
of the supply which have? That would
in effect be a doubling of the available supply.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

There Is some talk of constructing turbine
steamships so swift that the passage over the
English Channel between Dover and Calais can
he made in thirty-ive minutes. When these
vessels are flying at tremendous speed between
the shores Of Great Britain and France the
miseries Of the sufferers from seasickness will
be much shortened But this century will prob
ably not be hoary with old age before lightning
express trains will shoot back and forth between
England and the Continent in spacious tunnel
Future generations Will he provided with almost
illimitabe facilities for transportation under
ground and under water
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
Nep9lork Li:rilp aa-ibnsre
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

THURSDAY, JUNE %. 1901.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Miss Alice Blight. who has been staying at New
port with her sister, Mrs. William Payne Thompson
has returned to town and was seen in the avenue
yesterday afternoon in a frock of sheer grass linen
severely plain. with a large black picture hat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

The comments of The London Morning Post"
President McKinley's recent letter regarding
a third term somewhat mystifying. After
saying that the Presidents announcement is
premature, it introduces that curious individual
sadly overworked in English journalism, The
Man in the Street" who hazards the guess that
the President wrote the letter because he dis
covered that his followers We're likely to
nominate some other man anyhow! Then The
Post probably prompted by The Man in the
Street" goes on to say that all Presidential
candidates in recent years have declared their
intention not TO he candidates for second
term, and that although this rather absurd
appeal to the confidence Of the people was
prominent in the first Presidential addresses OF
Mr. Cleveland and Mr.. Mckinley, yet both of
these statesmen wisely consented to forget their
"hasty uttcrances and serve once again when the
country required their help" In various ways
THE Post" is authority not to be lightly
questioned, but IT would be puzzled to verify
this last statement. and its general notion of
the late Presidential stu alton is droH In it's
absurdity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Asher Robbins. who are
established in their new cottage at Southampton
have issued invitations for a number Of dinner
parties and propose TO- entertain extensive
scale Mr. and Mrs. Eenry McVickar will stay
with them during July and August
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Colonel Bryan has reached the stage of politi-
cal coyness at which he procams that he is not
"A candidate for any office" viii he ever reach
the state of total and positive self-denial at
which even nomination thrust upon him would
be rejected without a hesitating witch?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Frederic C. Goodridge and Mrs. Goodridge. who
was Miss Iselin. have returned from their wedding
trip and are staying with Frederic Goodridge's
mother Sprnghurst, her country place at River
dale-on- the-H Hudson. AS already announced in The
Tribune, they will sail for Europe on July l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Julien Potter and Robert B, Potter have left
town for Newport. TO stay with Mrs E. T. Potter.
Edward Potter. Butler Duncan Ralph Ellis. Regi-
nald Brooks, Mr. and Mrs. ROYAL Phelps Carroll
Miss Evelyn Burden and Arthur T. Kemp ali
at New-London for the races
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

1t is in the early part of September that the new
Driving Club at Tuxedo. organized by George e
Dodge and Theodore Frelinghuysen, will hold its
first meeting.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs Howard Townsend. ST.. and her little
grandchildren, the daughters of the late Stephen
Van Rensselaer, Townsend. will spend the sum-
mer at Southampton
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs. Ramsay TurnbulI, Henry S Cammann. Mr..
and Mrs. Percy r. Pyne and Mrs Benjamin Wells
are among those registered at the Somerset Inn
at BernardsviIIe y. j.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs Richard GambriI is expected at Newport
from Europe week from Sunday, and will oc-
cupy the Eldridge villa on Ochre Point the house
winch she Is having built not being completed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27
ABOUT SOCIETY.

Numbers Of people belonging to the fashionable
set at Harvard Yale yesterday for the
cemmencements of those universities. Many others
went to Westbury Long Island. to the polo
pony races arranged by Clarence H. Mackay, Stan
ley Mortimer and Harry Bull They run in
the cool Of the evening the private track OF
William Q Whitney. To-day the boat races will
attract a big representation OF New-York society
TO New-London, where many have gone from New
port in order TO witness the contest.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs. Reginald De Koven arrived in town yes-
terday for a few days. She has been staying.
with her father at Lake Forest near Chicago and
is on her way TO Newport for the summer. Mrs
L. Il. Letter Is due here tomorrow and will
remain until Saturday. when she sails for Europe
70 spend the summer with her daughter Lady
Curzon, In scotland The Misses Daisy and Nam
ME Letter Will spend the summer at their coun-
try place in the West, Lake Geneva
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mr. and Mrs Charles F. Hoffman gave large
reception yesterday afternoon The Breezes their
place Tuxedo. Mr.. and Mrs. James Gerard Mrs
KnOWltOn and the Misses KnOwltOn and Goold
Hoyt among the recent arrivals at the Park.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Duncan Elliot has left town for Newport, where
he is staying with Edward Buckley
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

MI and Mrs Lawrence Waterbury have gone to
Newport. where Mrs. Lucius K. WfImerding has
taken a cottage for the season on Red Cross-ave.
MI and Mrs. P. LOrillard Ronads will not so
there until August.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

The arrangements for the consolidation not only
of the Newport Golf club. but likewise the Spout
ing Rock Beach Association with the Newport
Casino Corporation have been virtually completed.
and that with little difficulty, the stockholders OF
all three being the same people. The three insti-
buttons are to be placed under one board of d.
rectorS. and Joseph Barrett. now manager of the
der his orders
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs Frederic Bronson and her daughter Elsa.
who sailed yesterday for Europe. expect to remain
abroad for year more Among others who
sailed yesterday were Mr.. and Mrs. James A. Bur
den. George r. Schieffelin Colonel and Mrs. Will-
lam Jay and their daughter Eleanor. Mr. and Mrs.
George b. Post. il, Mr.. and Mrs. F. HOpkinson
Smith DR. and Mrs. BaChe NICE. Emmett Mrs
J. y. A. GriswoId. and Senator ChaunCey NJ. De-
pew, with his niece, Miss Padding and his son.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mrs Robert G. Remsen and Miss Margaret Rem
sen are at Banks Cottage their summer home. at
New-London, Conn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mr. and Mrs Junius Spencer Morgan will spend
the greater part Of the summer at their place at
Princeton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Southampton indeed. is at the present moment
far more gay than Newport. which so far has beer
exceedingly dull and the season at Southampton
gives promise of unprecedented brilliancy The first
dance of the season at the Meadow Club will take
place on July 4 and throughout the summer the
Saturday morning concerts Will be regular feature
Among those already at Southampton are Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry G.. Trevor Mr.. and Mrs. James G. Law.
renee Mr. and Mrs Charles A. Peabody. jr Mr.
and Mrs. James L. Breese. Mr.. and Mrs James
Russell Solely and Mr.. and Mrs William Manice.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-06-27

Mr.. and Mrs John r Drexel. w Hude Nelson
and Miss Anne Sands were in town yesterday and
met in the avenue. Mrs. Drexel wore frock OF
black and white spotted foulard, with a large
black hat trimmed with white scarf. while Miss
Sands in a toilet of linen. the etOn
Jacket of which was embroidered with black and
white. She black hat trimmed with blush
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Thnusand IonRues

Could not express the rapture OF Annie
f. Springer. of II2s Howard ST., Phila'
delphia. Pa. when she found that DIR.
X ng's New Discovery for Consumption
h d com; letely cured her of hacking
cough that for many years had made life
a burden. All other remedies and
doctors could give her no help, but she
says of this Royal Cure-"it soon re.
moved the pain in my chest and l can
now sleep soundly. something l can
scarcely remember doing before. l feel
like sour ling its praises throughout the
Universe SO will every one who tries
Dr. Kings New Discovery for any
II oubie OF the Throat. Chest or Lungs.
Price soc. and 81 90. Trial bottles free
at S,reamer's Drug Store; every bottle
guaranteed
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Usss of Econ omy.

"You need new suit of clothes,
she remarked rs she looked him over
critically.
81 know it as well as you do" he re-
piled, but | am economiZing. l made
up my mind some time ago to save
up Il little money"
"And have you succesded?" she
asked.
"A little" he admitted.
Good" she exclaimed. II hope it's
enough to buy me new bonnet
Chicago Post.
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n. Subject Aro.ses Her.

up 70 jim Blodgett's, eh7 They
say Tm's wife na't much 6 .
talker."
She isn't? She kept me until after
~ O'Clock and never. gave me a chance
to get in 4 word edgeways."
What was she talking about?''
about the chances she had to get
married before she met Jim"-Clsvs-
land Plain Dealer.
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Her Face shoueaIt

"Good night, papa" said the sweet
young girl. s8
Huh" grunted the old man, that
young fellows gone, Ell? l wouldn't
have anything to do with him, dear.
He's a conceited dude"
'Why. pa. you never even saw him.
Why do you say that?"
Because il he wasn't he wouldn't Z
use black cosmetic on the thing he
calls . mustache. - Philadelphia
PresA
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To G., II OF ni. H..A..

"Here's five cents" said the sharp
featured woman. You'll 20 and spend
II for whisky You know you will"
Madam" responded Tuffold Knutt.
. hat with impressive dignity. II arsk
you not to believe nOthin' Of the kind.
I'm goin' to spend it fur havin' me
hAnds nicured."-Chicago Tribune.
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Incomplete.

He-N course. you took in the dog
show. How did you like it?
She-I was disappointed. I was
particularly anxious to see one Of
those ocean greyhounds, but there
wasn't a single one there.-Philadsl-
mia Press.
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Getting Alons.

I'm getting along" said Mr.. Gums
rox. I'm progressing slowly but
surely"
I'm what?"
Culture. I've bsen travelling
around with Mrs. c. and the girls
until I'm getting right refined. But
there's one thing l don't think III
achieve. l don't believe III ever be
able to 60 into an antique store and
tell the difference between bric-a- brao
and junk. ."-Washington Star.
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When, where and how 70 obtain pure
liquors without having 10 pay three prices
for it is eading question. Listen to us.
In the first place. be sure it is not Suh-
day, then walk straight-way to Garba-
rinos,
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A..oyances of wealth,

Wre.t-Tell you, my friend, the rich
has their troubles.
Dawson-Bet your life, do. Onst
when had two pairs of pants found
the labor of changing things from one
set of pockets to the other set Of pock-
cts almost more'n could stand.-In-
dianapolis Press.
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Know All About II.

He claims to be very systematic
says he's as regular ~ . clock"
"He is" -
You know nm, chem
Yes. | KIN MN. and I also know
something about clocks He's as reg
ular as one of those 90-cent alarm
clocks. Chicago Post
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When threatened by pneumonia or
any other lung trouble. prompt relief is
necessary, as it is dangerous to delay.
We wonld suggest that One Minute
Cough Cure be taken as soon as indica
tions of having taken cold are noticed
1t cures quickly and its early use pre-
vents consumption. Gilbert Bros.
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Wa.i.s Of the Honeymoon.

What did you ever soc in me 70 in
duee you 10 marry me-" she asked
Nothing he replied.
What" she cried. Indignantly.
''Oh. il isn't your fault" he replied
xoothingly. Il evidently had visions
and | ought to have consulted an ocu-
list ~ the time me'-Chicago Post.
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He Has In Re.

"It seems to me your husband u
more considerate in his treatment Of
the servants than in his treatment Of
you," suggested the old friend.
Naturally" replied the wife. Tvs
got to stay and they haven't."-Ch3-
caRo Post
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Not Entir.ly Disintere,t,A.

Little Bessie-I like you better than
sisters other beau.
The Beau-1'm glad to hear that.
Why do you like me?
Little Bessie-'Cause sister never
eats the cheap candy you bring. and !
get all Of it-N. Y. Journal.
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He Was.

Miss Pertie Goodwin-So you've
asked papa? It wasn't such a terrible
ordeal, was it? You didn't need TO
get excited. you know. All you had
to do was to keep perfectly cool.
The Young Man-Cool? wa. 20
cool you could have heard my teeth
chatter,-Chicano Tribune
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Pepsin preparations often fail to re
lieve indigestion because they can digest
only albuminous foods. There is one
preparation that digests all classes OF
food, and that is Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
1t cures the worst cases Of indigestion
and gives instant relief, for it digests
what YOU eat. Gilbert Bros.
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For safe Keeping.

Mr.. Fjjit-Say. that's the rottsnest
tobacco l ever smoked!
Mrs. Fjjit-Oh, George. you're
smoking up my fancy silk! I put It
in your tobacco jar for safe Keeping
ohio State Journal
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Drastus-What's v finkin' about?
Ephraim-Well. l reckon Is hnllin'
about de same fing ez yo' is hnkin'
about.
Erastus-Oh, yo' 60 long. I nevah
stole a chicken in nah life.--Chicago
Inter Ocean.
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Dear Little Thina,

Niss Pepprey-Still dreaming OF
Miss Buddilipz, eh?
Cholly-Aw. yes. That wosy mouth
of hers, 1t fills my mind to the ex-
clusion Of all else
Miss Pepprey-What a delicate
compliment But is il really 50 small
a. that?-Philadelph Press.
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The Next Day.

Jack-Who is that hne-looking girl
that just bowed TO you?
Tom (gIoomily)-Oh. shes my sis
ter
Jack-Why, old chap. I wasn't aware
that you had sister.
Toni didn't know it myself until
last night.-Chicago Daily News.
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Apple. Ruling Habit.

"Have cigar, judge," said the young
lawyer. by the way, did you ever
try this brand?"
Eyes; and i regret to say I found
~ guilty."-Chicago Journal.
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Not So InEenuous.

Miss Chatterby called on me to-
day" remarked Miss Cayenne. II was
very glad to see her. She seemed to
take great interest in me-"
''But isn't she just bit of tale
bearer"
'Yes. That's why was glad to see
her 1t flatters me to feel that am
so important as to be gossiped about"
Washington Star.
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Perfectly Ho11iA.

Mother lat a balD-Are you enjoy
ing yourself, dear?
Daughter-No. I'm not.
What is the matter?"
1--WE refused George six dances
hand running, and he doesn't seem
miserable bit.'-N. Y. Weekly.
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One of Life's Little IrOnies.
We buy new shoes and then begin
To get them nicely broken in.
But by that time. or just about,
We find those shoes are broken out.
Chicago Record
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Men Met Here and There.

'What kind of man is Doogles?''
"He's the kind that will do you =
small favor SO he can come around next
day and ask a big favor. Chicago Rec
ord.
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ne Chief Mourner.

.She may have temper. but she
ia interesting. Did she ever get over
the death of her husband"
Yes; but her second husband is In
consolable. Harlem Life.
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His Sh s.pe.

Toozer-Do you know I'm quite 4 be-
lever in the theory that we have all
lived before in some other shape.
Loozer (who has just paid for his
ninth drink )-Ah. very likely.
Toozer-Wonder what l wAs in for
mer life?
Loozer-Dunno. Sponge. probably.
ck-Me-Up.
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Hearing v.. Li.t..i>G.

Ere we were we'd when Mabel spoke .
word
I did not need TO hark-I always heard.
But things have oddly changed since
then. Somehow.
I've learned to listen. without hearing
now.
Judge.
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Al Important Besinninr.

Wiggles-Can you speak French?
Waggles-A little. That is, l can
shrug my -Somerville Jour
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The Rsaaon WIZ,

"So you're going to be married again :
To whom?"
ITO my late wife's sister"
''Is she handsome or rich?"
Neither"
Then why do you marry her?"
ITO tell the truth. it's because
want only one mother-in- law" Heitre
Welt.
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Lady Ito applicant for placs)-Mrs,
Fhghty doesn't give you very good
character: in fact. she says you lis
ten at keyholes. Well, I'm willing to
overlook that, and engage you on one
condition.
What is that, m?
Lady--That you tell me every single
thing you overheard at Mrs. Flighty's.
Ally Sloper.
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xe.u. IN. Hnu.. wr-

SAs-Doss your wife ever boil with
gas!
Hs-No; she generally boils with
raes.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Use Prof. Fields worm powders. A
single trial proves their worth.
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Relieved in the Theory.

beI1eVed N Inc TheOFy.
Mrs. Bacon-Do you believe the
moon shining on person will make
him silly?
Mr.. Bacon-1 guess so; you know
proposed to you in the moonlight,
dear-Yonkers Statesman
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New DeAnition.

whats overoonfidence?" asked the
Pert Clerk.
ITS getting married" piped up the
Henpecked Bearder.-Syracuse Her
aid.
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Accomplished His Wish.
To be big gun
Was what he desired,
30 first he got loaded
And then he was fired.
Judge.