Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-12-07

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Mrs Doolins "Ah. e is enjoyin' bad
'calth at present. - Moonshine.
Employee" And how long were You in
your last place. my good man." James
tjust out of Folsom penitentiary1
years, sir, and / never had a single even
ing OUT Exchange.
Did you divide your bonbons with
your little brother. MollieF Yes, ma
| ate the candy and gave him the mot
toes. You know he is awfully fond of
reading. - TitBits.
One cannot help admire the frankneSs
Of that Nickerson merchant, if not his
wisdom III advertising: Don't go else
where to get cheated, come in here. -
Kansas City Journal.
Why, gentlemen cried the after
dinner speaker. tragically, what would
this nation be without the ladies -
stag nation. of course" murmured the
Cheerful Idiot.-Judge.
Not a Test.-"But surely" urged Bar
low, seeing is believing" Not neces-
sarily," responded Dobson: for instance.
! see you every day, but as 10 believing
Somewhat Like One-"Did YOU notice
how she jaBbered away when she SAT
there between those two men?' Good
ness, yes! II made me think of a tongue
sandwich. Philadelphia Evening Bull
let!n.
Wears Daughter-"Oh. Mr.. Cutting.
I've called this morning to tell you that
ha M. ~ IL III
most interesting show of local antiquities
and curiosities, and may | hope that you
viii kindly give it your countcnancc:"--
Punch
Still-Life Chattcr.-,'Gracious, How
f@st SoHre rnnnns remarked the
in a great hurry" II should say So"
replied the sewing machine I've got 10
make Il train"
The Pretty Girl Miss Antique was
named after her uncle George, wasn't
ShpY'
The spiteful Girl--"I don't know; she
looks rs if she had been named before
him. '-Tit-Bits.
Sayles-"Was looking through your IL
hrarY Whiln was waiting, and | found
Two or three books that belong To me"
Whyte-"Oh, that's all right They'll
always be safe with me, you know
Boston Transcript.
To BE Considered DO you EXPECT f,
have an ovation when YOU get up to see
your constituents again. II don't
know. rejoined Senator Sorghum alb
systematically. How much do oyatious
costY'-W Washington Star.
fsIAsl 1855.
working MANI, said Hiss Cayenne.
Yes, indeed said the girl with the
picture hat Harold is never idle lie
plays golf adj summer and whist all win
ter. - Washington Star
May-@But he loves You very much,
Fay-"Oh. too much. now. He's got
ten so, lately, that he'd rather sit in the
parlor with me than take me 10 the
theater. Philadelphia Press.
The good old CIDER that hits like a
gre"n hickory club in the hands Of the
hired man is going to be dear in the
tectotal state Of Maine this winter. re-
marks the Minneapolis Tribune. There
IS less than half IA crop Of apples.
\ lady was looking for her husband
and inquired anXiouSly of ii houscmaid:
rD ,,,. you happen to knew anything of
sure. mum" replied the careful domes-
lie; hut | think they're in the wash"
A Boomerang. Tess-"I told Miss
sharpe what You said about her sewing
circle; that You would not join because /,
was too full Of stupid nobedics.' jess.
Did you? What did she say to thati"
IcSs-"She said YOU Were mistaken; that
there was always room for one more
Philadelphia Press.
Mother-"Waldo, l regret to say that
! must spank yea" Wado-"'It would
be inadvisable, mother. Osteopathic au.
thcrties are agreed upon the danger of
conclusion in the neighhorhGod Of the
haSe, of the spine st Louis Post-Djs
patch.
Cause for Worry.-Mrs. Pcas,ey-
"My-o-my. | icS' don't know whit were
Soin' TO do bout Hiram. Every time he
sees Il piece q paper flynn through the
air he ehases il iii 10 kill. Thinks mcbhe
us one of them wireless kilograms. -.
Judge.
Sure 70 Come -Jack-"So George has
married Dora, en- Look ont for Il di-
yoree. Dick-"You don't mean it,
Jack-"Sure to come. II is one of those
matches in which the relatives on both
sides are perfectly satisfied. New York
Weekly.
Oh" exclaimed the young bride. a,
they sat nj breakfast in the restaurant.
what tiny little egg the walters
brought you. Isn't it cute"'
No, dear" he said. after breaking H..
mot cute exactly. It's Philadrl
phia Press.
Harry-"S hirtwaiStS did not turn ovt
10 be so popular with the men last sum.
mer as had been expected" Dick-"Oh.
| don't know. Whenever you saw one
You We're pretty sure to see ut least one
man near i. sometimes two or three. -
Boston Transcript.
Casey Wen, yc can't preyiut what's
past an gone"
Cassidy-"Shure, ye could av We only
Cascy-"How could ye?"
Cassidy-"S htop it bcfoor il happens"
Philadelphia Press
Bridegroom don't see ANYTHING of
your fathers $4,000 check. lie prom
Used it, didn't he2"