The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-06-09
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M. M. MURDOCH. Editor.
FAME's BARGAIN COUNTER.

FAME's BARGAIN COUNTER.
Fame has started bargain counter. To the who
can start something" fame sets over by the sugar bowl
within arms reach The got the place where
the podder as formerly may get there at last but there
are ruts in his road soweIy and sorghum only in his
knapack The something is seated in an
automobile on an asphalt road renown. and at meal
hours the populace runs out feeds him ice
with gold spoon
Necdeep in the monotonous old things. satiated with
old FORMS stuffed with platudes to repleon the world
stands hungryeyed ready stampede after anything
which promises something new any who can pro
pose something novel
There are more comments in the American newspapers
today over Chicago woman who is suing her husband
for divorce because he has wooden leg than there is
over the supreme courts decision in Interpretation Of the
constitution.
The people have been in the last week interested
in the quarrel of Mrs Eddy court in Boston than in
Boer victory in Africa Mrs Eddy started something She
put out new-angled which ridcule adroitly ad
ministered has attached some million adherents IN
ten years
In literature writer who mixes the impossible. the
improbable and the likely into acceptable succotash
throws colonial atmosphere about it, and has his hero
slaughter large part OF population during the
Of story buys bonds. The writer who puts out some
thing sobery true and artistically exact hunting job
to dig postholes.
Tom Edison who knows the trend Of the times well
as he knows electricity expery his discoveries
and puts them out opportunely He has sprung
storage battery The public was forgetting and Edison
decided to jar its memory-so he started something
Tesla who is not as expert as Edison. started some
thing few months ago communication with Mars
little further back Marcon started neutrality-suspicious.
b 1graphy PROBABLY impractical for everything
.ablishng BIarconi completely in the minds Of
The principal art sensation of the season world
is portrait in London of two respectable young
sheeted not clad and with alurng bacchante smiles upon
their faces The artist but quite
unknown until did this thing-until he started some
thing
Our own Mrs. Nation, feeling that the public eyelds
we're hickerng shut under ordinary onsIaughts the
liquor traffic bought an ak and started something
schenck the Austrian who can predetermne the sex of
children saw his opportunity started something So
did Roentgen the ray. So the others
the consumpve cures and the bacteria world without
Seeing nothing else for attack Professor Heron re-
gently hit our marriage sacrament between the eyes called
fraud deserted his wife children up with an
other woman with sociaisc nuptals He is generally
eecrated in the newspapers But that isn't worrying him
He enjoying the notice given him He feels that he has
started something
Effort the workshop; profundy in its study con
science in its chapel zeal sanctum; nationality on
woolsack but the not interested in them It
is running agape after the who can give
any sort of newfanged song and dance not down on the
program previous night and largely caous to the ira
dition that there degrees Of fame that differs
from notoriety.