The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15
G. ONE side
Remarks
After that sehfey decision we can al
most forgive Dewey, q MS presidential bee.

After that schfey decision we can al
most forgive Peysy " s. ) ms = presidential bee.
$3.50 sass a.sw ssly1, IN
If this. is the 4, aldfashiened sort Of
Meatherrothe pioneers. tell. US they had
when Minnesotai boasted E forests, for
goodness sake aets5is send some one out
to cut dowHf another tree. and let the
thermometer up a degree or two.
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And yet another town, this time St.
james. wants the girls training school
This makes the steenthE.so far heard
from. :.
ar ~ 31sa- s.,t-k-sse - s.
This little gas fght is very interesting.
but If the city council really forgot to
make the contracts read from the first
instead of the, end of the month. we. are
likely during the interregnum to find our
selves where Mosesr was when the light
went ,outss;.,4- x: sII
sIn default of:a regular exhibit at-the st.
Louis exposition Republican newspaper
proposes that GoN.F. Van SAINT attend An
eminently proper suggestion, seeing that
he has been making an irregular exhi-
bition of himself $50 long.
| Fsrsis.scesssss IT'S latFsess-- ss.sss;
Mr.. Hickey, aof baseball fame. says sour
grapesAhe was just going to resign from
that old Western league. anyway.
To make the title of his lecture accord
with the subject, Aid Hunt should
change it to pMunicipal Misgovernment.'
| Baseball Magnate Spalding is deter
mined to not onfye wipe Freedman off the
baseball mapjs but appears anxious also
to wipe. him. off the face of the earth.
The South Dakota Indians are getting
quite civilized-they now average about
a third of the divorce cases tried in that
state.
| Senator Mason says the output of
| 'smixed -four is so small as not to cause
| the legitimate trade any worry. OF
course the unfortunate consumer is not
worth mentioning.
| Some compassionate friend. plying the
former woes of the poverty-stricken
| Roosevelts, who, according to the afore
| mentioned grieved person, were starving
on 81, 600 or S, ,000 a year, is now rejoicing
because for the first time Mrs Roose-
! yelt will not have to figure with paper
and pencil how to meet next week S
! grocery BILL Dear. dear, what appe-
tites those Roosevelt boys must have
! There are quit e Saf number of persons to
| be found in the Union who would be
| willing to starve on 5000 year.
Mr.. Tawney having, as it We're, re-
| wresteti his oleonaafgarine honors from
Mr. McCleary, the latter can now con-
! sole himself with ko-nuts, cottolene.
| cooking oil bill. as all these and sew
! eral others are advertised to take the
| place of cooking butter.
An entirely ,Yfs5wg jag habit has been
developed in Deliver, where the flavor
! ing extract employees GO on a razzle-
| dazzle on vanilla, lemon and other flavor
| ing extracts Vanilla is said to give the
| most gcrgeo4s ssasults for the smallest
expenditure
Boston has found three split inflnitives
| in the presidents message. Boston can
be depended upon to find "beens' split OF
/ otherwise in almost anything.
Isn't this business being just trifie
overdone, when sas man is refused an ap-
pointment solely on the ground that when
the Maine Incident occurred he spoke
| hotiy of the Tate president, though before
| and afterward he was a warm supporter?
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Isn't it an awful relief to have found
that Sch1ey WoH that Santiago victory,
/ after all? There seemed a danger al
/ one time of our discovering that Samp-
| son,ssLord- Roberts Cerxera or. almost
/ any other uniihEly person or thing was
, Responsible for this glorious achievement.
4 OF course. OUR relief is somewhat modi-
i fed by the fact that the two other judges
i knew eleven different ways he might
! have lost the day. but seeing that he
/ knew one Of winning it, we shall have
/ to content ourselves with that fact.