The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-02-07
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The Editor This story q youn Is
eolprlsa The Aaibot > We ess .ssii,
rsHeaf that Jast puolsh u. sud then
a'il be read
Ugly Hptbsnd (snsflits) You mar
rls5 the Tor batter or worss. didn'i yoni
Vile tsesisstiasiyl fs', bat Isnprosed
you'd bars variety.
Miss Rilser. Il believe Arthur 10
AFRAID 10 propose TO me, Belle OF
eoane be is. sni ihsrc ste thoasspds OF
Others iasi liss hin
II he.r yoa ssre mlrei up 10 srsitef
stsiy ir,us,etion last week l carrot
tall lis-i ss. ! hopght . couple Of
bliSd, ior the kischsn viedoss.
Neil lsIeiteilyl Here. ieles rem
IRON Jack Panter OF the vsrsity team
Belle What's !, ssyi II ssys: Nose trok
co. Hos do Yea prefer u set Greek or
Bomspi
GONE. children, said Mr.. Widver. In |
koipcins the second Mrs. Widwer, come
sDd hiss jour nss msmms. Gracious. ey
clsimed little Elsie. II you took her for
new they stuck you, pa
-Borsln tterbly) Where's yer bus
bsndi womsn lremblins) = Under the
bed. Barslsr = Tben | vont take moth
Ing. lie bad enough TO have such . bus
band. viibou, being robbed, too.
Doctor NOBODY can ias,ly sceuse me
OF Partially Ia my practice. l treat oil
my pstiepts alike. Patient Then gill
have 10 call 10 smother physician. ! see
Grape 90 the door OF your patient scross
The way.
Yes. l consider my life q failure. 0.
Henry, bo~ ssdl Why should you soy
THAR spend oil my time making money
enough 10 buy fool snd clothes. and the
food dissgrees With me sbd my clothes
don't d.
He tin his WRATH When l married
you bad no ides shat . fool you we're
Shs (in her eqnsnimi,y) The fact that ]
wss willing TO marry Jon sbould have re
moved ell doubts on that point.
-Suilor Permit me to say. Miss Flssb,
that 10 suing for your band am respect
Ing the wish OF my late father Mbs
Flash Beg pardon. Sir; bat in this in
stance you have Inherited your islher's
lstensss, l accepted Mr. Foreman last ev
enins.
K1h = VII 4 ~.s the cashier fred FORT
DE Sales For giving sssy one OF the
trade secrets. believe. K.sh- Yon dent
ssyl De Sales Yes; be t3ld one OF The
customers thai the boss vas az old block
head. and The boss overheard him.
1T seems TO me your husband 10 mere
considerste Of his treatment Of the servants
than 10 bis trestmeut OF you. suggested
The old friend. Naturally, replied the
wife. I've got to stay and they haven't.
Her Father You have been paying al
teniions to my dsnahter, You hsventI
proposed yeii Hi, Lofdship Not YET,
sir. Her Father Nov, lei us come ris BIT I
down to business. What will you tale
not TO proposeS !,
Il once took para 10 prohibition move
msnt, said OBJ Slillsel II seems incred d
ible. it's true, peyertbeless. took part
10 . strenuous bnt iufll .asl fort TO pro
hibit the bars 10 our city from closing
down st miduisbn
That cni you prin'ed this morning IL
lipel, pt.tvs.ed the irsts citx,n. l. :
doesn't iook sbytbias like me. Impossi
blel replied the editor. Why, we've used
that cot d,zins oi time. and you're the
drst one 10 make lick.
--CommonpIscs Young Man f.cion Of
illustrious i.mii,) HI thsnb Dont youI
point that tbins this wsyl Camera Fiend
Its no crime. l sus,, to take, . spsy
sho, Of suybody. Com uouplsoe Young
Man 4, is TO take one Of me. I'm cop,
rishtsd.
This comes from msking, love 10 The
daughter OF . genius. What 10 the troo
bic, TomY Well, her father has iuss 10
vented . parior clock tbst sounds 90
alarm 81 10 o'elosk, torns out the gas, and
opens the front door uith wire spring. Y
Il, uss Old Coumlsy, the famous driv
G Of the SOON u oiore" coach from Boch B
ester 10 London. sho, When railroads |
we're inuodn eed, made notable CONF sri Z
con Of their dspssrs with those OF coscb q
ios. Ooh be. II . railroad blovs up,
where be y.' S,s IL coach up.eis, 5
there ye bal :,
IA elderly sso,lemsu sss bnrryipgl
10 csieh . irsir. He YES ra,hsr short OF B
stature aud stoa' Of body; bat, no,vith n
that. he v. mshios great bss6
ssy, snd moved 81 rare pace. A fr.eod, q
happening 70 ste him yelled out 10 ! good