The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-10-24
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St. Paul is trying to get rid of its
hotel runners. There are Others.
Lorenzo Snow, the great Mormon, is
dead. Snow use talking. He is all ID.
| Red Wing is to have a new boot and
shoe factory. We wonder how long it
will last.
A man in Biwabik was arrested for
stealing gallon of water from the viii
lage. That's too thin. ..
President Roosevelt is the youngest
OF the American presidents, but he is
not the greenest, by a long shot.
California olive growers are going to
combine for better prices. Well let
them combine. They only feed a fad,
anyway.
A Missouri farmer was arrested last
week for working on Sunday, What
awful spasms the law does have in the
land of outlaws.
The weather isn't in league with the
coal man. This is written at $3.50 P.
M, Oct. 2lst. Not responsible for any
changes in the program
A Kansas prairie schooner passed
through Duluth the other day en- route
to Cook county. All the bleeding emf
grant had was a calf and few remin-
iscences.
The Federation of Women's clubs in
session at Owatonna drew the color
Line and refused to admit colored
ladies: They evidently don't believe
in ''Black Beauty
Vandiver Of the St. Peter Journal is
going to adopt all home print soon.
Then look out for those s'Tamales' and
Vandiverettes. But what will Van be
without his ''patent insides.'' There
is nothing like them.
Bemidji has thirty-6ve saloons. The
last one occupies a $12,500 building on
a Sc, 800 lot. Here is where one can
get high-toned complexion, with the
rich tints of a harvest moon.
| Only men can secure licenses to hunt
deer this year. Minors can live to
hunt ''smother" day, when perhaps
the only thing in the way of deer they
will see will be the licenses, that will
be more or less deer then.
The Arlington Enterprise thinks the
Winthrop News unduly swelled up be-
cause Winthrop has got a presidential
Office. Brother Dimond is justified in
expanding his medella oblongata over
such happy consummation.
| At recent church convention in
Minneapolis Mark Twain was charged
with having been the cause of the fall
ling off in foreign missionary support
the past year. This is case of where
Mark has rent in twain a cherished
cause.
"Old Pease," in his interesting
''Gossip'' last week took occasion to
express himself on the cereal-consum-
ing craze. The veteran bald-head at
| the mouth OF the Rum thinks the race
is degeneratiug because it doesn't keep
itself ''solid'' enough with its stomach.
Pat Grove will come back and stand
trial for kidnapping young Cudahy if
the reward of $4,000 is withdrawn.
Pat thinks the gold might interfere
with him proving his innocence. If
Pat was only 10000 miles away the
dlvll bit would he care about that
$50, 900. But he is in danger of being
kidnapped himself.
Freddie Gerhard gave his friends
vine supper in Sioux Falls in celebra-
ton of his having established ''di-
vorceable'' residence in South Dakota.
No guest was allowed to retire until he
committed the objectionable offense of
rolling from his chair jag shot. They
looked too long in their cups and wound
up with ''hic-cups.'
The Milaca Times says the herd law
in that village has lapsed into a state
OF ''innocuous desuetude." This is in
deed bad state of affairs to have such
an awful thing overtake herd law.
We hope there will be no serious con-
sequences result, for loose bovines and
wild men would certainly be enough to
send any Mllaca man to an untimelv