The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-06-19
FROM THE FIRST WARD.

time In the near future run up against
the real thing and have chance to
sober up and at the same mediate
over their evil doings. The whole
gang should be arrested and put to
work on the streets to earn their
keep. They have passed all reason
able consideration, and have no re-
spect for themselves nor for any one
else.
Standing on the poop-deck of our
mighty ship of state, viewing the poll
teal situation, we find the country in
very prosperous condition. Factories
running to their full capacity; rail
roads taxed and over burdened with
industrial shipments; iron, steel and
lumber businesses booming in all
their mighty efforts to keep mp with
the demand for their products. Do
our Democratic friends realize that
the prosperity which WAS promised a
few years ago, has been faithfully
materialized? We really feel like
writing a whole chapter upon the poor
mans condition of to-day, but time
and space will not permit. Therefore
we will simply pass the question and
watch the smoke ascend from every
poor mans chimney This alone has
a tendency to show which way the
political winds blow.
So long "a we must have an army of
policemen, sheriils and Judges, it looks
n lie TO call ourselves a justice loving
people. | always size up eommun-
ity by the number of lawyers in it,
and by the prosperity these lawyers
enjoy. The more justice heaped upon
the common people of any nation, the
larger the army of soldiers to compel
the oppressed people to obey the law
When people are compelled to obey
the law, they have no respect for the
law and in time become haters of it.
You can hold tom cat fast by pinch
ing his tail i'll the door, but you can't
make that tom cat fall in love with his
condition. You can haul calf into
town by tying his legs and loading
him on Il spring wagon, but You cant
make him kiss the butcher. You can
make IA balky OK move on by twisting
his tail, but You can't make him cheer
tho flag that gave his master the
authority. You can pull n goat along
bv his whiskers, but at the first OPP
portunity he gets ut the clothes line,
he will chew up your last shirt aud
butt the wash woman through the
garden fence. You can cork II hornet
up in his brown paper nest and keep
him prisoner while you NOV the
grass under the apple tree, but he'll
make the boy howl when he goes back
to rake up the hay next day
Pay day still has its effects upon the
old FOUNDERS, and as each pay day
rolls around we can look for some of
boys to take an ver=indulgenee of
the intoxicant. Last Friday morning
about two o'clock, four or five young
sports stood upon the corner of Main
and Swan streets and rehearsed a
little solo for the benefit of all who
sleep with their windows open. Then
they retired, some going down Main
and others down Swan street.
The Lambertville Rubber Company
have been busy making their June
shipments the past two weeks, and
have kept the teamsters and the ship
ping department husting. Business
has been good in this, the leading in
dustry III our city, and the prospects,
are favorable for a busy fall trade.
Some Of our professionals who
follow up the business, are making
some fine catches Of cat fish ont in the
falls. Thousands of these fish are
being captured nightly, but the price
still stands at twelve and half cents
per pound
Eczema, saltrheum, letter, chat
ing, ivy poisoning and all skin tor
lures are quickly cured by DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve. The certain pile
cnre.
Pennsylvania Railroad Reduced Rates 10
Detroit, account National Educational
Association,
Iar ia NJ National EInoa-
tional Association at Detroit July y to ~,
1901, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell excursion tickets To Detroit from all
stations on it's lines, at the rate Of one fare for
the round trip, plus $500 Tickets will he
sold July 6, 2, and \, good returning to leave
Detroit not earlier than July nor later than
July 10 BY depositing tickets with Joint
Agent on or before July l2, and the payment
Of 20 cents, the return limit may DO extended
to leave Detroit not later than September /.
The United States Fish Commits.
sion placed 2,400, 600 young shad in the
Delaware river Mt Milford on the 9th
inst. The following Saturday about
500, 900 more shad were placed in the
river at the same place.
The bilious, tired, nervous man
cannot successfully compete with his
healthy rival. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers, the famouse pills for constipa
ton, will remove the cause Of youl
troubles.
Nobody declines one of Kline's
segars. mo pun intended.l
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