Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1901-09-19
GOSSIP Of THE WORLD.
ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM
DIVERS SOURCES.
News OF the Stage Social, POLITE
cal and Otherwise, CJsiled
From Our Exchanges.

pFlsSa GAaG u ever bOCA uST
seriously.
Mrs. Nations war on the saloons
has taken a sudden rest, or at least
she's cooled down.
And Mckinley also had his Well
ington-but in this case he was not
a fighter, but Of the NANCY cur
breed.
Fortunately for the sgood name
of this country it had but one Bene-
dict Arnold-and it has but one
Wellington.
Bellaire. in Ohio built a new city
hall partly because it wanted to
sample a jug of whiskey 81 years old
in the corner stone Of the old city
hall.
When the Emperor William is
cartooned he gets out his s~nickersee,
but Boss Hanna can only smoker
when Che cartoonists present him in
pictures.
II the Sultan Of Morocco has any
sense o. humor at all he must have
~smiled-and been a villain still
when he heard that Spain might send
her navy to threaten him.
The fact that the Hon. Pope
Brown has engaged a private secre-
tary for the gubernatorial campaign
would indicate that he is going to do
more writing than talking.
What's the matter with getting
rid of evils at once by tying Emma
Goldman and the Nation woman up
IN the same bag and letting them
scratch each other to death?
If a Denver physician be correct
in his theory as to the uses and adj
~vantages of the verniform appendix
the doctors should be compelled to
put back all they have cut out.
President Shafer still says the
strike will be continued "to the Bit
ter end" which would lead to the
impression that President Shaffer
doesn't know a bitter end when he
sees one.
The men who saw Czolgosz fire
the shot that felled President Nc
Kinley already number thousands.
None of them, however, knocked the
m~iscreant down except the negro,
Parker.
MI. Harry Lehr, the ringmaster of
New York society, says he is at his
wits end to find something new for
the 400 TO do. Why not let them
try acting sensible for awhile, just as
a novelty.
IF a man salutes a female acquain.
tance military fashion instead OF
lifting his hat, it's a cinch he is bald
says the Chicago News. It's also 8
cinch that he is several times some
thing else.
We do not desire to add fuel tc
the fame, but still we cannot hell
wondering what colonel Query vii
say when he learns that there ar,
10000 breweries in this country ant
only $4,000 grist mills.
Emma Goldman, who is opposed
to all laws, is quick to take refug,
behind the laws Of Illinois in her ef
fort to secure her freedom Their
ought to be an unwsitten law 70
people wholive without law.
1.-The Shanghai newspaper liza
seems to have made a side trip t.
Japan recently. His latest is tn
story of a mountain that disappeare'
while the inhabitants of a nearb,
town looked on in amazement.
The Boston Transcript is yer,
properly of the opinion that tn
Pennsylvania Republican platform
of bluff, sheer and falsehood woult
insult the public intelligence of an
State except Pennsylvania.
The secret service probably de
rives it's name from the fact that
never gets onto the secrets of az
saesins until the latter commit a.
overt act. Then it knows NOR
about them than even the assassin
themselves knew,
Beyond reasonable and general
invisible precautions it is impossible