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The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

A Christmas Dinner That Was Not Eaten
Because Of indigestion This sorry tale
would not have been told if tho system had
been regulated and the digestion perfected
by the use of Natures remedy, Garfield Tea.
This wonderful Herb medicine cures all forms
OF stomach, liver and bowel arrangements,
cleanses the system, puriAes the blood and
lays the foundation for long life and con-
tinued good health.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. ]. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. ]. Che
ney for the last Is years, and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able Co carry out any obliga-
tion made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALD1Ya. K1NNAN n MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price. 75c, per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
His Explanation. .

"I am afraid" said a certain small
boys mother, that you are overeat-
ing. Aren't you a little apprehensive"
"No," was the answer, after due de-
liberation. "Tm not afraid. y"
know ladies are naturally timid"
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
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Tho lmnnrtnnt Part Of It.

He said: "I'll write my name
Upon the scroll of fame,
The worlds applause III claim
In cycles yet to be;
And as he turned to leave
The lady plucked his sleeve:
How much viii you receive
For doing this?" said she. =,
Chicago Record Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
The Model Farm .

"Does your son know much about
farming"
II should say he does" answered
Farmer Corntossel. "He says he reck-
ons he'll go to town an make about a
million dollars, an then cum back an
run this farm proper" Washington
Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Tin,fditv.

Don't you love children"
"Some children" answered the man
who is slightly bald.
"But don't you love children as a
rule"
mo. I once taught school. l don't
love them. 1 fear them"
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Can't resist Tetterine. II have been troubled
with Eczema four years. Tetterine has done
me 80 much good that gladly recommend it.,
Send another box. wv. @. Fuller, Seminole
Cottage, Sea Cliff, N. J. Soc. box by mail
from J. II. shuptrine, Savannah, Ga, If your
druggist don't keep it.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Peat FOR the BoweIs,

No matter what ails you, headache TO a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. OAsoARETs help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back. CAS-
oARETs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
in metal boxes, every tablet has @. @. O..
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Disappointment.

"I suppose you are disappointed be-
cause the critics condemned your
book"
"Yes. l don't mind what they said
so much as the mean way in which
they said it."
"They seemed disposed to be mild"
Eyes. None of the denunciations
were sufficiently violent to attract any
attention whatever to the book
Washington Star. .,c .,L
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Disciplinary Detail.

He (desperately)-"You have ruined
my life"
She (knowingly)-"oh, no; my refu-
sal will only equip you to make some
other girl a devoted and deferential
husband. d."-Detroit Free Press.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
An Artistlo Achievement.

Ethel-"Why, Aunt Emily, this is
lovely photograph of youl What were
you thinking Of to get such a charm
ing expressionP
Aunt Emily-"Well, when the photo
grapher got me properly posed he for
got himself and said; Now, look stu
1id, please detroit Free Press.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
DomestIt Pence Assured.

Wife-"And so you got your life in
sured for my benefit That's lovely"
Husband-"Yes, my dear but just re-
member, if you drive me to suicide you
won't get a cent"
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Admiration.

"You admire your grandfather very
much, don't you, my little man"
"Yes," answered the youth.
"You think he could do things that
no one else could, don't youT'
81 know he could. He used to pun
ish father whenever he felt like it.t
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Cleanse the system, purify the blood and
regulate the liver, kidneys, stomach and bow
els with the Herb medicine, Garfield Tea, in
surfing health and happiness for the New Year.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
VARYING It.

The Damsel-"But this is such q
4leer, unromantic way to propose to
a GIRL Mr.. Wellup. In the daytime,
and on the way to a suburban train"
The Widower-'I know it, Miss de
Muir. I've generally proposed whilst
takin' a moonlight ride with the gal,
but thought I'd go and do 1t differ
ent this time" e"-Chicago Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
selfDepreciation.

"You oughet to marry a good sensi-
BILE girl" said the friend.
"Your advice is paradoxical" an
swered Willie Washington. How am
to find sensible girl who is foolish
enough to marry me?" - Washington
Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Hla DIplomatio Reply.

"Is q diplomat ever justified in using
prevarication? asked his friend.
"Well," said the diplomat, "he is GER
taialy not justified in calling it by that
name. Puck.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Willing TO Try.

aarold-"Could you learn to love
me?"
Amelia "No; but I'll try awful
hard Papa has promised to send me
abroad If my health breaks down
from overstudy, you knoww-Puck
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Grade crossings in Europe are unknown.
Most things grow smaller as they are
contracted except debts.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Bruins Amiction.

Mr.. Bruin-"Doctor, suffer so ter
ribly with insomnia that l can't sleep
more than two monthc at time dur
ing the winter."-Life.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

FITS permanently cured. Nohts or nervous
ness after first days use Of DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. 92trial bottle and treatise free
Dr.. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 981 Arch St., Phila. Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Each package Of PUTNAM FADELEss DYE
colors either silk, Wool or Cotton perfectly
at one boiling Sold by all druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Mrs. Winslow' g Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inh9mma-
tion ali9ys pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bottle.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

A friend in need is friend-who usu.
ally wants to borrow a flyer.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

The feminine surplus in Massachusetts,
is 70, 1893.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Belfast is Irelands richest and most
populous city.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
wish All a Happy New Year.

Happiness that comes with good health Is
given to all who use Nature gift, Garfield Tea.
This Herb Cure clesnses the system, purifes
the blood and removes the cause Of disease
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Nov Iernev slLln Tz1.ubles

There are three telephone circuits be-
tween New York City and Atlanta.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

A woman's face may be her fortune, but
a man sometimes relies solely upon his
cheek
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

A married mans love doesn't grow cold
90 long as his breakfasts are kept warm.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OK
az a cough cure.--J. w. O'BRIEN, 322 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 9, -9OO
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

A barrel of gasoline confined in cellar
has twice the explosive force of barrel of
c1innoudnr
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

The cost of painting the Tower Bridge,
London, is $4,000.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

Il takes wise man to get others inan-
cially interested in a fool scheme.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

The man who knows the least shows il
the most.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
A Good Wav to Begin 1902.

When a man is dropped for non-payment
Of dues he is generally broke.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28
Hnw,s Thla9

Australia has more than 1000 news
Danara
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-28

"A Ba TO Sio DAILY hondling National Automatic
XbNWlndoW Cleaner; sells at sight saylerCarey
W. Mfg Co Room ls,Rulbert Block Cincinnati o.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
the DEER LODGE HANGING.

In the matter of reporting the Flenl-
ing execution at Deer Lodge the Inter
Mountain has made of all it's cotempo-
lraries disma! superfluities. Yesterday
the complete story was told and Illus
trated up to the very moment of press
time. Today at 10 o'clock an Inter
Mountain extra of 5000 copies was
quickly disposed of. Within five minutes
OF the flashing of the first news from
the scene of the execution the forms
were made up and sent to the stereo>
tipping department. In nine minutes the
utes the papers were on the street, SO
Tar ahead Of all competitors that they
SCRATCHED" out of the race. For the
past two days two members Of the Inter
Mountain staff have been in Deer Lodge
writing up the story of the crime, the
preliminaries of the execution, the last
scene in the prison cell and the final
messages of the murderer. With pen
and camera Messrs. D. J. Walsh and l..
III. Beeson covered the entire affair in all
this end of the line had charge of the
arrangements, ably assisted by skilled
men whose work speaks for itself.
We call particular attention to the pho
,tograph view Of the galloWs taken at
thd moment of the hanging, rushed ~
miles to Butte. engraved by skilled
artists and stereotyped in time for the
O'Clock issue. 1t is the greatest work on
record in Montana, if not in the entire
west. Today's regular issue completes
the story. Therein will be found addi-
tional particulars Of vivid interest. 1t is
the story Of the execution, of retributive
Justice. It teaches the awful majesty
OF the law and conveys a lesson which
should impress every mind.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

summarized 1t did so under a misappre-
mension, as proved by the fact that this
wear they have '.cut loose from the
party that gave it utterance and pro-
pose independent action rather than
further alliance with an organization
that would. by driving capital out OF tho
state, deprive every one Of them of both
work and wages. Nevertheless Hon. J.
X. Toole stood on that platform and be-
came it's living embodiment. During the
legislative session which succeeded he
made good many Of his pledges to the
men who had written that vicious
platform for their own advantage, and
he SO comported himself as to sacrifice
the friendship of men who had been his
admirers for a quarter OF a century re-
CARELESS of politics. His vetoes. his ap-
pointments and his other official acts
may have been in conformity with his
previous political pledges. and 50. on the
discovery that in the more recent MAJ
ter of the Cincinnati contract he had
voted to put money into the Golfers OF
an unfair" firm, there was naturally
great surprise, which was 1ntenslneu
when in response to a request from
labor's representatives to change his
vote, he declined to do SO and said the
law must be respected and the state
must perform it's legal obligations.
For thus asserting his views the gov
ernor has been severely criticised and
accused of bad faith. His party organs
must defend him from that accusation,
ana the Inter Mountain will aid in the
work when once convinced that having
seen the error of his ways he proposes
to conduct his office according to the
conceptions of duty entertained by the
Joe Tooe Of old, once known as ''the
young Lochinvar of the Montana democ-
racy."
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

There is distinct disappointment
among the followers of yacht racing be-
cause of the selection Of the Columbia
over the Constitution to represent Uncle
Sam in the Forthcoming international
contest. 1t looks as though on this side
the building of yachts had reached its
limit, that we must stand still while our
competitors continue to Improve. There
is another way to look at it. however
We may claim that our best boat of last
year is good enough to beat England's
best this year; in other words, that We
believe we can give the English a twelve
months handicap and beating. The
betting certainly shows confidence in our
ability to retain the cup. Still it would
have been pleasanter had the Constitu-
ton beaten the Columbia. and thus
shown that our yacht this year is SUI
perior to the older boat.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
AGAINST THE SULTAN
European Rulers Awaken 70 the
Necessity for Concerted Acelon
Z From Now On.
(By Associated Press.)

INV ASSOc1dIeO E!Soo.J
Paris. Sept. 6.-The report that the sui
tan of Turkey asked the kaiser TO IN
+ercede on his behalf with France, ana
that the emperor refused the request
advising the porte to yield. Is connrmeo'
The Paris Temps says Europe IN gen
oral has become alive to the necessity
of standing shoulder to shou!oer when-
ever the sultan's obstinacy places Ia
tent menace to any individual power.
A Russian paper seeks to break the
harmony of this provisional agreement
NV the insinuation that Great Britain
ia whispering in the sultan's ear ina.
+hara "a M danger of France attempting
to exercise coercion.
In Paris, however. even the Russian
nress Is unheeded. in view OF the attl-
tnde of the British press ana the real
gratitude toward Great Britain FOR her
moral support. ,.,..
The request of Munir Bey. Turkish am
hassador. to leave Paris. has naturally
brought about a change in the position
of the young Turks and ottoman reiu-
gees in that city.
paris was the center Of Turkish es-
n;onage in Europe and the surveillance
~ exiles was almost the sole funct'o"
of Munir Bey.
Now that he has been ordered nome
~ Tho snies expelled to Nice. the men,
hers Of the Young Turkish party can
Mold reunions. published pamphiets anu :,
worry the sultan as much as theS linz
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

Noting the fact that Bryan has now
become trust magnate on small scale
by a consolidation of the Commoner with
another weekly paper of Lincoln, Neb.,
thus crushing out a competitor. the New
York Sun says:
Moloch has another victim. Mammon
has ensnared another worshipper. An
other soul has tripped on the root of all
evil.
Only the other day Colonel Bryan be-
came a consolidation. combination, trust.
He bought a rival weekly paper and
united it with his own. Now, taking no
warning from such horrible examples OF
plutocracy as Towne and Hogg, he has
bought oil in Wyoming
We cannot doubt that the reservoirs
of oil will respond to the coloners tap
ping. The gusher beneath the earth will
rush out madly to the gusher on the
surface. We expect to see the colonel
an oil king, money king, as rich as his
friend Col. Nose Wetmore. 1t seems to
be the fate Of the Bryanites who have
rallied at wealth the hardest to become
wealthy.
When that awful burden of wealth
comes to the colonel. hay he still have
strength to put the man above the
dollar!
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

national onicers. This eliminates person.
alities. local friction and petty contentious.
and makes more certain tlse enforcement
Of a labor contract.
Again, the new unionisnr relies on fair
treatment by d public authorities. The
first conference agreement between the
powerful Mine Workers union Of Illinois
and the operators of that state. which has
brought notable prosperity and satisfaction
to both capital and labor. would. neverthe-
less, have suffered defeat had not GL3ernor
Tanner refused to furnish militia to help
q company to bring in colored labor from
other states In order to break tho agree.
ment to which the company itself was Z
party. The fact that the mine workers
have political power is essetial In maintain
Ing organization. So long a. the abuse OF
injunctions-which have now gone so far
In Ohio and Connecticut as even to prohibit
persuasion-is continued ir enlarged there
Is but little hope for labor organization.
1he only remedy is either for the Judiciary
to keep hands off or for the workingmen
to control the judiciary through practical
politics.
! Finally, it must be noted that with the
INCREASED tension of machinery and division
OF labor and the higher standard OF wages.
there Is an increasing residuum Of the aged
and Of incompetents and deltnQuentS VINO
cannot or will not work up 10 the minimum
required by employers. For the sake Q.
honest labor as well as for the public good
these classes need to be clearly set apart
from the strictly industrial occupations.
This Is a difficult problem, especially Tor
the aged. but for the other classes prom
Using solution is that of the labor or beggar
colonies. where these classes voluntarily or
compulsorily work under supervision. Tho
colony idea has already proved its value In
the United States for epileplics and idiots.
and in Holland and Germany for oeRgars
and tramps. and Is being adopted In New
Souln Wales for the less competent unem'
ployed. When once the grip OF lnese SUD
merged classes is taken from the neck o.
the working classes the labor Questl IN Car
be treated on its merits as an industrial
and not as a partly police ana partly
charity question.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

A prominent New Yorker. Frederick
from a years travel in Spain, has been
telling his friends some interesting
things about public sentiment in that
country towards travelling Americans.
Naturally the Spanish people might be
expected to withhold the usual cour-
tesies in view of their recollections of
San Juan hill and Manila bay, but the
testimony Of Mr.. Cheesborough Is not to
that effect. He says:
We We're a little uncertain how We
might be received there, and we had
been told that in all probability the
Spaniards would no t feel kindly to
Americans. One timid person even adj
vised US to pretend that we We're
Englishmen. OF course we had no idea
of doing anything of the kind, but We
were curious about the attitude of the
Spaniards. Nothing could have sur
passed the invariable courtesy that was
shown to us. 1t, began at the frontier.
and among all the people that we came
in contact with there was the same evil
dence of good feeling toward Americans
and the same desire to show that they
would be cordially welcomed as visitors
to Spain. It might be thought that some
of the street crowds would have been
guilt yof at least some expression of ILL.,
feeling. But their attitude was quite as
courteous. On all sides the desire
seemed to be to remove all impression
that Americans We're not welcome in
Snain
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
Canadian RiHemen Win.

New York. Sept. 6.-The Canadian ana
American rifemen had long session
yesterday on the state rifle ranges at
Sea Grit, N. j., in the contest for the
American centennial palm trophy, en-
blematic Of the worlds championship
and the Canadians won by a margin OF
g points The total was 1892 to 1.494.
The conditions Of the contest called for
the use Of the national arm of the coun-
try represented by the teams so that 1t
was practically duel between the
American Krag and the English Lee-En-
field weapon. The Canadians used or
thoscopic sights. while the Americans
used orthoscopic sights. while the Amer
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
CRlTlClziNG the GOVERNOR.
8 the Philipsburr Mail:

The secretary of state and the attor-
ney general, recalling their pledges to
union labor made prior to their election,
needed the protests of the labor unions, |
but, 10! the governor. who pretended be- |
fore election that he was the only true
friend organized labor had, remained
1Tm-he held out for the scab concern! |
He has displayed his fidelity to unionism
and has again demonstrated that he can
Noe friendly to unions during election
times, while at other times he does as
he pleases. He may favor the unions
again next election.
The Mail should not be too severe on
his eXcellency. In strictly legal sense
It is likely that in refusing to assent
10 the annulment of the Cincinnati con-
tract he was acting within the line Of
duty. At least now that the matter is
before the courts the. discussion of it's
merits should cease. The governors
fault is perhaps not so much his refusal
to comply with the request of the labor
representatives. as his speech and ac-
tion in last years campaign, when he
gave them the impression that his first
consideration at all times and under
all circumstances would be the requests
Of laboring men. He went to such ex-
tremes in that campaign that he even
Endorsed the declarations of his party
platform. pledging everlasting hostility
to capital and demanding the expulsion
from the state of all enterprises that
were not conducted along the lines
marked by the so-called friends of labor
who dominated the fusion conventions
Naturally enough. after climbing on
such a platform and appealing for votes
on the strength of its principles, 1t was
expected in the event Of his election that
he would without question do anything
demanded by his supporters. That is
where the mistake arose. The enforce
ment of the law the protection of prop
erty, the execution of legal contracts
and the equal rights OF all men under
the law-these were one thing before
election and another after the election.
Nobody believes that state contract
with an unfair house would have re-
ceived the Endorsement of Hon. j. X.
Tooie during any moment of the last
campaign, but it's different now.
The lesson to be drawn from the Incl
dent is that men should be consisten!
In their lives and do nothing after an
election which they would have hest
Aated to do before. The last democratic
platform in this state was an infamous
creation. 1t was incendiary and an.
archistic in many of its declarations. Il
has proved a calamity to the state K
the extent that eastern people believe i
was approved in good faith. 1t breathet
the spirit of Herr Most and Lucy Par
sons in their palmy days. 1t disguised
the good citizens Of the state of al
narties and alarmed every thinking MAJ
IN Montana who owned a house or :
farm or a mine or had dollar in .
bank. Conservative laboring men VIII
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
CIV rpicK BY JAPANESE
., -r..r+ Who Had Trouble
coo,ia Is Thrown into
Prison.
.Rv Associated Pres

p,, A.aocjated PresS.)
Ssnt 6-The Japanese au-
s,n ~. not invariably polite, or
even fair, to foreigners. ,.,.,sh
MI. a. was endeavoring to &c.
s.ea'ne. cargo discharged quickly
a' vo,,ohao. when he was baked By
.a,,nt cno1,a whom he struck IN
self defense. The Enghshman was ar
ested, examined and dtscnergeo- ih
day before the Ajax saiie0' nowesn'
~. NO .o;zeA and sentenced to Is days
imprisonment.
He WAS stripped and put INTO consicl
clothes and was informed that the co..
lie had recovered damages thsouSh
civil sniff. to nav for which Mr.. Gill
more's watch and clothes had beea
taken.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06

leans had service sights. The shoot
ing done by at least one Of the Ameri-
can team was a revelation to their OPP
ponents. Many Of the Ulster men who
saw 1t had nothing but the highest
praise for the exhibition given by Lieu
tenant Lesser Of Washington. who made
the highest collctiv and bst individual
scor, .203. The next contest for the palm
trophy will take place in Canada. In
accordance with the rules governing the
disposition Of the prize.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1901-09-06
Pitcher Fails Dead.
(By Associated Press. }

Heron. pitche of the baseball club of
this city, feel dead yesterday while
playing game against Joplin. Mo-, nine.
Over exercise brought on heart failure.