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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Christmas Services

The Lutheran Tripolis church will
nave early modrning services Christ
mas morning at $50. Services Thurs
day Dec. 26 at 1890 a. m. SUNDAY
School Christmas festival Friday
evening Dec. p at $50. Communion
Service Sunday Dec. 29 at 1920 a. m.
Services New Years day at 1880.
Young Peoples New Years Festival
the same day in the evening at 7.
This festival will be of special interest
and an attraction to young people.
There will be a violin solo by Fri
dolph Lindholm, pipeorgan solo by
Alfred Lindholm and an oration bv
q. A. Lundquist, all of G. A. college,
and lots Of singing, music and recita-
tions by local talents A small ad-
mission fee will be charged, After
the program coffee and cake will be
served to a free in the schoolroom,
All are cordially invited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Pria m.

Tb1o"s
Dec. H.-Henry Billings of Genres
see, ILL.,, has been here with a view of
buying piece Of land. The climate
agreed we'll with him until *'Friday's
snowstorm set in then he pulled for
home, but we think he will locate here
in the spring. &c. A. Leopold and
John Dobson returned from Aitkin
county Thursday. They say there is
much snow in the woous this winter.
-. Mrs. J E. Sonneson was sudden
ly taken very i'll Wednesday after
noon. Dr. Johnson of WiIlmar was
called at II O'Clock p m. He reached
the sickbed an hour later and found
her in a very critical condition. She
is getting along, nicely now The
remains of Chas. ROdelins we're taken
to Svea for burial last Friday....
Peter Anderson of Svea was seen on
our streets Monday. Lars on & Dit
tes ratified off a very pretty lamp last
Saturday. Miss Hannah Larson of
Minneapolis was the lucky winner.
....P. Mattson aad Swan Nelson were
in town on business last Monday.
I'M. Kepner loaded car with
scrap iron here last Saturday. :. It
was very cold here for a couple of
days, but every body that read the Pri.
am news some two or. three weeks
ago and needed the warning therein,
was certainly feeling quite comfort
able. Mike Sletten of Willmar stop
ped off at the store Monday evening,
on his way home from Montevideo.
80. The Northwestern elevator at this
place shipped carload of oats
last Monday. Miss Hannah Larson
is at present engaged as waitress in a
restaurant in Minneapolis POST
master Dittes and James A. Kepner
drove in to Willmar Saturday even
ing. EAGLES EYE.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Ginning Christmas Bells.

Ginning bells of the Christmas tide,
Gently falling on the ear
Oh, joyful bells. oh, tune-ful bells
How sweet your melodies are, r.,
Sounding, echoing far and wide,
Are the slv'ry tones so clear,
The peallng tones, the swelling tones.
CHORUS
Bells, bells loud and clear
Bells bells sweet to hear
Bells, bells, Christmas bells.
Bells. bells, Christmas bells.
Bells, bells, Christmas bells.
Christmas bells.
Ginning, Ginning lily Ginning.
Tones that are swelling so loud and clear
Ginning, Ginning, merrily Ginning,
Melodies falling we love to hear.
Ginning, Ginning, merrily Ginning, 81
joyful the message your music tells.
Ginning, Ginning. merrily Ginning.
Gladly we welcome the bells.
Ginning, Ginning, merrily Ginning,
joyful the message your music tells,
Cunning the glad Christmas bells so sweet.
Ginning the glad Christmas bells.
Ginning bells of the Christmas tide
In the story long ago.
There shone star, lovely star,
That lighted the way
Gently led to the strange bed side,
10 the manger poor and low.
Bethlehem's babe, the Prince of Peace,
The wonderful counsellor lay.
Ginning bells of the Christmas tide
Still the tide glad repeat,
Till ev'ry land, till ev'ry cline
Their best Messiah shall own.
Star divine be thou still our guide,
TO the blessed Saviour's feet.
Robed in the light all pure and white.
we worship before the great throne.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18

Ed Sandbo has rented the place
heretofore occupied by the Willmar
restaurant, has re-papered and fur
nlshed the same, and will open a
''short order" eating house. The
place will be called Delmonico's Chop
House, and will be opened this even
ing. Ed will be a familiar figure be-
hind the restaurant counter, and we
bespeak for him all the success that
first'class management deserves.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Christmas Tree Festival

The Modern Woodmen and Royal
Nelghbors will have a Christmas tree
festival in Bonde Hall on the even.
ing OF Christmas day Dec. 25. All
members with their families are cor
daily invited to attend. A program
OF speeches, recitations, vocal and
instrumental music will be rendered.
Coffee and sandwiches will be served.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Death Of OIof Enrvall.

Olof Engvall of Lake Lillian died
last Monday, after an illness of five
days. Deceased was about sc years
old. He leaves wife AID thre9 chill
dren and numerous other relatives to
mourn his early death. The funeral
will take place Thursday afternoon,
and the body will be laid at rest in the
cemetery OF the Baptist church in Lake
Lillian.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Lake Elizabeth.

eaA0 6u10o0GO.
a. T. Blur has refused to accept an
appointment as director ip District 38.
:. Stenberg will be asked to serve to
succeed N. Norell. "A canvasser
Tor the Minneapolis Tribune was
around last week selling mail boxes
1or the proposed rural free delivery
route which Is supposed to start some
time in January. Miss Edith Quist
has been to Marshall county 'aking a
homes tead claim. Hope some one will
now take an Edith claim. G A Gla.
der will return from Washing: on be-
fore the holidays :. The annuA Il meet
ing OF the Lake Elizabeth creamery
was held Saturday. Reports were
satisfactory, showing a very good
business done. Aug. Broman and
Nils Peterson were elected as presi-
dent and secretary, and S. stenberg
buttermaker. The creamery will put
ln new steam tester at once. Com
b'ned churn aud refrigerator will be
put in during April. ..... Miss Addie
Glader had a. young peoples party
Saturday evening, and left for Wash
ington Monday. An agent for
Chicago picture enlarging company
delivered pictures in this neighbor.
hood Sunday. Very nice work.
After the first of January the cream
cry will charge only cents per hum
dred pounds of milk for non share
holders /. I. {. Emil Hanson's brothers
will move from Nels Johnson's farm
to their own in town of Fahlun. .....
A hard winter since last writing
some saw 36 below. Lots of funny
toys at the store for Christmas. ....
The oyster supper at Hedberg's Thurs
day evening of last week was we'll at
tended. The proceeds were about $14,
which will start q foundation for a
new Baptist church. ...... Our store
keeper, Ed Engberg, expects a visit
from his sister from Iowa over the
holidays. ... There will be Christmas
trees at s. Stenberg's place Monday
evening, Dec %, ard Christmas Day
evening in the Baptist church. .......
Ester Edmund, our noted dressmaker,
is at present sewing for Mrs. John
Forsberg. ......A merry Christmas to
TRIBUNE readers, one and all, big and
small.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
CHICAGO Union Stock Yards,

Chicago, Dec. 17.-Cattle- to
prime, $6.25@7.25; poor to medium,
s3.90@6.00; stockers and feeders, 50 90
@4.25; cows and heifers, $1,00@5.00;
Texas steers, $4.60@5.40. Hogs
Mixed and butchers $5.S5@6.60; good
to choice heavy, $6.25@6.67k; rough
heavy, $5.90@6.15; Tight, $5.171a0
5,95; bulk Of sales, $5.90@6.40. Sheep
Good to choice, $5.75@4.50; lambs,
S2.5QM5.75. -
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18

The Parish Aid Society of the Epis-
copal church will hold their annual
fair and supper at Bonde's hall on
Friday evening, Dec. 90, commencing
at o'clock. Sale Of useful and fancy
articles after supper. a cordial invi-
tation Is extended to every body. <
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18

The case of Haramon vs.. Krause
came up before Justice Bitterness last
Wednesday. The defendant was
found guilty and fined $50 and cost.
He will probably appeal to the district
court. The trouble grew out of dis
.pute over an alley that had not been
used for so long that the plain
tiff claimed ownership by right of ad-
verse possession.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18

Mesdames James Sanderson, L. A.
Wold and Geo. E. Thomas have count
ed the beans in the Garland stove at
the A. N. Lewis store, and found the
amount to be 5O,784. The nearest
guess was made by Mr.. Alton Crosby,
50,s20. The next nearest guess was
50, 900, made by Frank Adams. The
guesses ranged from 43o to 1900, $780, :
097 r. .."T = ;.'...
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Duluth Grain.

Duluth Dec. 18.-Wheat-Cash, No.
1 hard, TIC; No. Northern, 74c; No.
2 Northern, 711hc:: No. 3 spring. 69c.
To Arrive-No. hard, TIC; No. { 1
Northern, 74c; Dec, 74c; May, 77as
Flax-Cash, $1.44.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

ST. Paul, Dec. 17.-Cattle- -Fbncy
butcher steers, $5.6O@6.OO; fancy
butcher COWS and heifers, $4.25@4.75;
good to choice veals, $4.25@5:O0;
good to choice feeders, $3.25@400.
Hogs-$5.40@6.25. Sheep-Good to
choice, $325@340: lambs, $39O@425.
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Sioux City Live Stock.

Sioux City, Ia., Dec. 17.-Cahtle- -
Beeves, s3.50@5.75; cows, bulls and
mixed, $1.50@3.75; stockers and feed.
ers, $2.50@4.00; calves and yearlings,
$2.50@40O. Hogs-$5.85@6.57h.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Dec. Wheat Dec,
75M@76c; JAN, 76Ac; May, 79M@80c:
July, 1913 s@S0c. Corn-Dec., 64c; JAM,
641ac; May, ..671s@6714c; July, 6671c.
Oats-Dec., 44Ac;; May, 451s@451ac;
July, 3sA@2S%c; Sept, 331!Ac.* Pork
Dec, $15.20; JAM, $16.S5; May,
$780,. Flax-Cash Northwestern,
$1.52; Southwestern and Dec, $3.50; !;
May, $1.521l Butter Creameries, IA
dairies, 13@2Oc. Eggs
.25@26c. Poultry Turkeys, 7@l0c;
chickens, 08c. = zss= s.z5.=5. & y 5.s. 7
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Willmar Markets,
GENERAL QUOTATIONS
CITY MARKETS,
MINNEAPOLIS Wheat.

Minneapolis, Dec. 17.-Wheat-
Cash, 755sc; May, 767kc; July, 771sc.
On Track-No. 1 hard, 7S1sc; No. 1
Northern, 755sc; No. Northern. 74Ac.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Weather Observations

The following data regarding conditions of
the weather for each day during the past week
is furnished Tor the benefit of TRIBUNE read
ers by Axel r. Elfstrum, voluntary government
| observer at Willmar
Temperature. Wind Rainfall
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
Tho Sewing Machine Contest.

The sewing machine contest closes
next Tuesday at noon. No vote will
be accepted after II o'clock whether it
comes by mail or otherwise. If it is
desired to send in by mail, the votes
should be sent in order to reach us on
Tuesday mornings mails. After the
count is made for this weeks issue,
the box will be sealed up and no one
will know how the vote stands until
the contest closes. The contestants or
their representative are invited to be
present at the count of the votes. The
vote stood this morning as follows:
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18

Lydia Olson, Dovre. .... 7442
Esther SOrenson, Willmar..... 5l95
Tillie Embertson, Wislmar.... 1858
Fe"a A Abrat.amson, Priam. So. 3095
Bertha HAGEN, 1 wing. 308l
Cara Nurman, Mamre ...... 1875
Hilda c. Swenson, Willmar... 1852
Josephine. Anderson, Spicer... ll02
N annie Owre, East Lake Lillian 957
Clara Peterson, Willm mar.... 600
A ina MattsOn, Lake Elizabeth $50
Mary Alvis, Dovre. ........... 55l
Ida Aasen, Belgrade ..... 428
Annie Osberg, Hawick. ...... 400
Helina Erickson, Irving. ..... 351
Matte Selin, Willmar. ........ 307
Gertie Carlson, Fahlun. ...... 3Ol
Ruth Sikkink, Prinsburg ..... POP
Hattie Nelson, Willmar. ...... POI
Della Amundson, Norway Lake POI
Mary Sybouts, Roseland ..... 200
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-12-18
WILLMAR,

Dec. 6.--Ole r. Sletten to Ole Thorson
neA seh, sec. T. W. d $3.50.
Dec; 13.--Anton Lucken to Wilfred F.
Beardsley, swA se4, sec. 10, $7O0.
Dec. 16.--H. j. Dale to David j.. Tallman,
$500.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
CLARkS MILLS.

Miss Tressie and Ida SCHNEIDER of
Manitowoc are visiting relatives at Cato
Falls.
Miss B. V. Thornton Of Manitowoc
spent few days what friends at this
place.
A farwell dance was given at Valders
on Sunday, in honor of Mr.. Ben johnson
a number from Clarks Mills attended
Mr.. Ben Kumbalek, of Manit woo
spent Sunday ut this place
The Lower Falls, is at present the
center of attraction.
Nell Laughlin is spending the week
in ManitOwoc.
Mrs, c. w. Boynton was a caller in
Manitowoc one day this week.
Rev. Alfsen was in Manitowoc on
Wednesday.
Clarks Mills was well represented at
the Fest given at Valders church on
Sunday.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
kEILNERSNILLE.

Miss Lena Ledvina who has been visit
/ ing with her parents here has again re
turned to Western Springs, Ill.
A number Of young folks visited the
Caves on Sunday last,
Edward Brey Of Manitowoc was a
caller ut our village last Sunday
A certain Irishman from this side Of
the Grove called at NJ Kellners walk
ed M to the bar and said; Sir ! have
vacant spot in my stomach and
when he saw the bar tender come with
lunch you ought TO seen HIM smile,
Geo Brunchorst from Chicago is visit
ing with Mr.. Chas Muemch
A beautiful and impressive ceremony
took place at St. Joscphs Catholic
church on Wednesday Of last week
The newly ordained Rev. Alois
Merkgel celebrated his Fret holy Mas.
assisted by Revs. Oswald Of Glenmore,
Geycr Of Coopcrstown and Cipin OF
Reedsville, the last named acting as
pi -Dyter aS-ltens. KEY. NI"Ii'I VI
Algoma acting NJ master Of Ceremonies.
Besides these there We're pre- "nt IN the
sanctuary Rcvs. Vorlicek Of Francis
Creek, Steinbrccher Of Kaukauua and
Just the local pastor. Sermons were
preached by Revs Cipin and Oswald.
Clara Kelluer carried the white sIlF.
pillow with the green wreath resting
upon it: she was u attended by little
olive Kellncr and Julia Vanish. dress
ed in white and carrying bouquets Of
roses aud carnations. After the cele-
bration Of solemn Leyite Mass Father
Mcrkgel bestowed on all presen. IN,
priestlv blessing
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
CENTERVILLE

4oetschils base ball nine OF MoslI
paved our nine last Sunday and won
by a score of 10 to l3.
The Centreville base ball nine hereby
challenge the Cleveland for a game the
losing team to buy a $500 chest protect
or for the winners and only local men
os each respective place TO play
The G o. G. of Centreville will give
q nicnic Aug 18th at Strattmans PARK
and q hall in the evening at Mills nail
The Manitowoc Glee Climb has been IN.
vited 10 attend and furnish singing ana
have accepted. Everybody Is cordially
invited to attend
Street car i. the talk Of the day Inc
special election held here on the Iotu
for giving right ofway to the Electric
street car Co.. Of Milwaukee turned ont
In thier favor The votes were 47 iof
and Az against. Argument still prevails
among the people rs to what road the
comnanv selects TO build the tracks.
BIT hopes are still with us that the line
will strick our town.
Mrs. Joe Jacket Of Menominee Mich
/. visiting here
The black smiths fox squirrel jumped
from its cage and wa, caught 10y the
dog and killed
Louie will have to 20 squirrel hunting
now to keep mp the dogs squirrel apr
tiete
Mr. and Mrs Him. celebrated the
christening Of their child Sunday the
guests were well entertained
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
NO REST IN AMERICA.
Machinery in the United states Is
Not Permitted to Last Jntil
Out of Date.

An experienced railroad man has
the following to say regarding Eng
fish railway methods, says Victor
Smith. in the New York Press: 1T
is singular, to say the least, that the
English railway managers have just
discovered that American locomotives
consume more coal, use more oil and
require more repairs than those Of
their home make. If this is a fact,
it could have been demonstrated in
a trial lasting a month. Over here we
wouldn't accept an English locomo-
tive as a gift. 1t would be regarded
as an Anticipated monstrosity. ! fear
that the British are beginning to feel
a trihe sore over Americas CONNER
cial invasion of all the markets of
the world, and the Midland railway
people are trying to knock us on our
locomotives"
Continuing, the official said; The
chairman of the Midland made one
impressive statement, namely: We
tend our engines carefully, rest them,
clean them and do everything to
make them last. In this country we
rest nothing. not even ourselves.
Bishop Cumberland's familiar saying:
1T is better to wear out than to
rust out has taken hold of us, body,
soul and breeches. The Englishman
rests his hats. shoes, trousers, coats,
horses. carriages and whatever else
he may own, animate or inanimate.
A few advanced Americans have re-
Gently adopted the practice of tree
ing their shoes for rest. and the
result is longer wear without losing
shape. Some of our locomotives are
never allowed to cool from one years
end to another. Little wonder they
do not live to be classed among the
antiques"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
YOUR BODY NOT YOUR OWN.
II You are So Disposed You cannot
Beaucath Your Corpse TO
the Doctors.

The supreme court OF California
has decided in a contest between next
of kin on the one hand and claimants
under a will on the other for the
possession of corpse, that man
cannot by will dispose of that which
after his death will be his corpse,
saws the Chicago Chronicle. The GUS
todv of the corpse belongs TO the
next Of kin in preference to the ad-
ministrator. This view is based on
the fact that the general English and
American legal authorities establish
the rule that, in the absence of stat
utory provisions, there is no property
in dead body
If this rule is correct, the sooner
statutory provisions are obtained en-
ablng a man who feels that great
benefit to humanity will accrue
through increase of medical knowl-
edge. by the continuance post NOR
tenn of an Investigation into his case.
or that new light may be shed upon
other scientific problems, to author
ize by will such use of his corpse, the
batter. 81.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18

cheese Tuesday.
Lii Cavanaugh was in Mauitowoc
Tuesday on legal business.
John Carney is one Of the first men
running a binder this season.
J. Egan of Chicago is visiting with
Mick McCourt.
Friends of Miss Nellie Halron will be
pleased to learn that she has safely ar.
rived in the Rockies and is enjoying her
surroundings at Colorado Springs.
Patrick Cavanaugh was in our burg
Saturday with the same old smile on.
our station agent is wearing his arm
in sling for a change on account OF
having his finger smashed Saturday.
Miss Agness Dore has returned to
Manitowoc Monday after a two weeks
visit with Miss Emma Mullins
Miss Nellie Cavanaugh Of Chicago Is
home on visit
Mrs. G.. Donchue has returned to
Amigo Saturday.
J. Schulzes Palm Garden ut Reeds
willie is certainly fine place to spend
Sunday evening, What is it she likes
Ice Cream.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
MENCHALVILLE.

The Sour and Zeman company is gett-
ing ready to pull out with the Port Hur-
on Rusher
Mat Tisler is now getting his new
Darn painted,
Emil Wilda had a good many men
helping him haul hay last Sunday.
All are invited to attend the ball to
be given at Stephan Menchals hall on
Sunday, July 81
The hay in this vicinity has all been
gathered in, the farmers are now at the
rye and barley.
Frank Novachek's new house is near
ing completion.
John Boxer and Mike Knope made a
trip to Cato last Monday.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18

mother Of Mrs. W. Y. McCullen, was a
recent visitor here.
A party Of young people, consisting OF
Neal and Clara Mccullough from Aanl9-
tidue. Mich, and Milton and Hildeguarde
Jones from. Chiffon, spent Tuesday with
their cousins, Richard and Muriel Nc
Mullen
Louis KenIpner has left the employ OF
Geo Schneider.
Mr.. K. Hobson and family and Miss
Dora DeLove were Greenleaf visitors.
Violet Knuepfer Of Chicago is visiting
her uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Otto
Zauder.
VIM. Heimke transacted business at
Reedsville.
Mr.. and Mrs II. A. Hoops are rejoicing
over the arrival at their home last Friday
Of a wee little baby girl.
Earl McComb returned home.
Walter Harris gave his house and barn
a new coat Of paint.
+. 6. Krause has a new rig to deliver
meat with.
VIM. Peters has purchased a team Of
horses of Mr. Schatz of Wayside.
Gust Nichols of Omro, is student at
the depot. Schuette also remains.
Jas. Mullins won the carpet which was
disposed Of at the Catholic hall last Sun
dav. and Mrs. Frank Kleiber won the
oil painted picture.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
RELIEF In SIX HOURS.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the New
Great South American Kidney Cure. "
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of its exceeding romptness in
relieving gain in the BLADDER, kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. If You want quick
relief and cure this is your only semedy.
Sold by F. c. Buerstatte, Druggist Mani
owoc, Wis. IT
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18

1t Is Always the Beautiful Woman
Who Figures in the Lead
ing Part

Nothing ever happens to the ugly
woman" said a cynical gentleman,
who had just glanced at the newspa-
per notice of a social function to
New Orleans Times-Democrat man.
"She must live the most prosaic life
Imaginable. The hostess is always
beautiful woman. The heroine is al
ways a beautiful woman, and even in
the sublimated conceptions Of poesy,
where facial and physical beauty gen
orally is subordinated, the woman is
always beautiful woman. Evange-
line was beautiful. Lucille was beau
tiful. Lucrece was beautiful--in fact,
all down the line from Ewes day to
this good hour, whenever a woman
staggers to the center of the stage
in any way, she is a beautiful woman.
| have often wondered what part the
ugly woman plays in life. She does
not give any of the big functions. She
is never the president, the secretary,
or anything else in any of the wom-
en- organizations of the day. She is
not my sweetheart, nor yours, nor the
wife of the other fellow. These are
all beautiful women. Even in the
more violent walks of life the ugly
woman plays no part. She is never
the subject of the designing villain,
and the measliest pickpocket in the
world would not honor her by snatch
ing purse from her. The fiendish
fellow who delights in the mutilation
of human forms would never think of
picking out an ugly woman for a sub
iect. He would rather dash vtriol
or something equally destructive into
the face of a really beautiful woman.
He would want a victim who was be-
wilderingly beautiful, stupendously
stunning and all that sort of thing.
These reflections have convinced me
that nothing ever happens to the
ugly woman, and she must indeed live
a very dull and uninteresting life.
But really | have another solution OF
the matter. ! do not know the ugly
lady, and while / have made no spe-
cial effort to peer into her place of
hiding and cannot say for certain
whether she is there or not, yet !
am inclined TO believe that there are
no ugly women. They are all beauti-
full, and ! guess this is why nothing
is ever put down as happening to the
ugly woman"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1901-07-18
RA<GI: LINE.

Having in This vicinity is in fuIl uro.
,,ro-s
IIorr,,n Do.ian a Milwaukee il visit
ir,ot tbo bom, or Frank Neincr.
chm Rin,,reier and wife moved to
POO, r vors where tbev will reside in
en-, e,t,ro
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