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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
t1inIr rnr smoLcta.

Here is a good tip for smoker: Tie
best pipe grows foul sometimes, and
the various patent cleaning devices are
of little use In making 1t fresh. But II
you pack the bowl tight with grass or
hay and lay the pipe aside for few
days you will have it as sweet as when
it was new. Talking about smoking,
here is a good idea for lighting match
es: Don't light them on your trousers,
for you'll burn Sits In them, nor on
your shoe soles, for you'll rub the heads
off. The plan is to rub them on piece
of paper-a folded newspaper, an envel-
ope, ticket. The silica in the paper
acts like sandpaper.
Many people can't smoke a dozen
cigarettes without getting sore throat.
Inveterate cigarette smokers are fire.
quently troubled with perpetual cold
in the head 1t is not the smoke that
is to blame. but the dust. Now, II you
use a cigarette tube-amber, cherry or
cardboard-a tiny bit of cotton wool In
the bottom of it will catch every par
ticle of dust Try this, and you'll have
no more sore threats. But you may not
enjoy the smoke Exchange.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Extra.

Deputy Humphrey was in town Mon
day.
Mack Thomas visited his Carson
store this week
Mrs Geo. Jenkins is enjoying Wis.,
it from her sister.in-law.
+. Hunt of Greeley township, went to
Colorado Friday for his health.
Mary Reiff, of Omaha, is here pass
ing few weeks with her parents.
Miss Elva Clure is home from Des
Moines for her summer vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Potter have opened a
lunch room in the Guidinger building.
Jno. Stager, our shoemaker, has left
our town and opened upa shop 10 An
| ita.
Samuel Minser and wife returned to
their home at Carson Monday of this
week.
Geo Frazier spent couple of days
at Griswold last week attending to
business.
Mrs. Rathbun left last week to visit
her son Howard, who lives near Love-
land, Colo.
Geo. McClains team ran away in the
hay field and broke his new hay rack
all to pieces.
r. S. Gransberry and family depart
ed for their new home in Oklahoma
last Tuesday.
Mrs. Kate Ridgley and Mrs. James
McAnich are at Lewis and Griswold
visiting friends
Medicine men gave an open air con-
cert on our streets last Friday and Sat
urday evenings.
Nick Martis was kicked by a colt
Saturday in the stomach and il in
very bad condition.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Gould, living on
the Xaner farm have the care of very
sick babe one year old.
Beulah Soar visited at the Connrardy
home several days lastlweek returning
home Sunday morning.
Surveyor Wattles is setting grade
stakes for Supervisor Shingledecker
near Audubon this week.
Miss Kittie loft is here from Nilsson
ri Valley visiting at the Harrison home
and her old school-mates.
George Kreamer enjoyed a visit
from his brother aud wife whose home
is in Atlantic over Sunday.
Miss Lille Bell took advantage of
the Oklahoma excursion Tuesday and
will visit her brother there.
DIR. Riley is making several improve
ments on his farm residence and treat
ing same to coat of paint
Ralph Woodward reached his fifteenth
year last Monday and his parents
gave him party that evening.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
When Hurry Wa. the Fashion.

The following extract from the Lon
don Times of May IA, 1901, gives an
interesting picture of the good old
run, or ut least to trot. through the
streets at a rate Of six miles an hour.
A running walk is absolutely necessary
for any young man who has the least
pretension to ton. You must lounge In
a hurry and saunter with expedition.
1t is an old proverb, the more haste the
worst speed, but Bond street daily
shows us the more hurry the less to
do. When we see our idle youths rid
ing race horses, walking for wagers or
boxing for fame, we must agree with
Horace that 'strenua nos exercet In
prtia A"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
kimballton.
II cannot say how true it may be,
| tell 1t as twas told to me-"

~ cannot say how true it may be,
tell Ii as twas told to me"
Carrie Hansen, of near Harlan, WISH
ted Sunday at the hotel.
Henry G.. Madsen made business
trip TO Harlan Saturday.
Nettie Jorgenson is now an appren-
tice at the dressmaking shop.
Hans Marcussen and wife visited at
the j. J. Esbeck home Sunday.
Hans Madsen and family visited at
tine formers parents home Sunday.
We forgot to announce last week
that baby boy had been born to
Niels Ming and wife.
Several of the young folks from
here drove out to the pleasant home
of Fred Blatt Sunday.
If you need anything IN the line of
fence posts and poles come and see us.
KIMBALLToN LUMBER Co.
Hans Madsen and family and DR..
Lomberg and wife were guests at the
home of p. A. Bertleson Wednesday.
Lars Larsen is again back from Oma-
ha after an absence ofnearly two weeks
where he has sought medical attend
ance.
Mrs. Jens Nelson, who has been
quite i'll for some time, is now steadily
improving, which her many friends are
glad to know.
Chris Nelson gave pleasant party
Saturday evening to his many friends
in the hall. All enjoyed themselves
to their hearts content.
There is a rumor on foot to get n
man from Traverse, Minnesota, to man
age the creamery at this place, posi-
ton recently resigned by A. Il. And
erson.
J. F. Jensen, of Jacksonville, came
over Sunday and took back his wife
who has been visiting here with her
parents, Jens Nelson and wife, for
about two weeks.
The members of the church at this
place assembled here Saturday for the
purpose of calling pastor here to
serve us, but We are sorry that they
did not succeed, however, there will
be another meeting soon, which may
have better results.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Viola Center.

VIM. Clifford's new home is nearing
completion.
Aaron Anderson marketed hogs in
Ross last week.
J. G. Bonwell is having a deep we'll
drilled on his farm.
Wal Reynolds has returned from his
trip to Kansas City.
Charley Garoutte and family were
Audubon visitors Sunday.
Nellie Shockley went to Oklahoma
last week to visit her parents.
Mr.. Carter, of Cameron township,
passed through Viola Monday.
Rev. Conner, of Audubon, preached
at the Evangelical church Sunday.
Several parties here who have old
corn on hand are quite elated over the
prospective high price.
Mesdames Anna Loughrey and Maud
Price, of Coon Rapids visited at the
Moreland home last Wednesday.
Aaron Anderson and Eva Shoup were
married at Audubon several days ago
and are now at home on his farm east
of Viola.
Sibsons stock of goods they traded
for Dakota land is being removed to
Manning. Sibson Bros. will put in a
new stock of goods here.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Ross.

Robert Roberts visited Sunday with
Jake Ruhs.
Fred Ruhs and lady attended church
at Audubon Sunday.
Fannie Bates visited over Sunday
with her brother Harry Bates.
G. d. Hart and wife called at the
home of Henry Canboy Sunday.
Rev. Faust has now moved here and
Ross is glad to wecome him to his
new home.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. H. Smith spent
Sunday very pleasantly at the John
Quinby home.
A. Kraft and Robert Ruthford pur-
chased new buggies from Ruhs &
Wilde last week.
H. II. Williamson and family drove
over to the home of s. Leighty last
Sunday and spent the day.
Ruhs and Wilde have plenty of that
Deering Irvine left. If you are in need
of any call on them at Ross.
Lottie Taylor, of Chicago, and Rillie
Taylor, from Guernsy, Iowa, are visit
ing their brother, F. l.. Taylor.
John Qulnby is out taking orders
for U. S. mail boxes and will soon
have them ready for the free de-
livery route that will start from Ross.
Ben, Bert and Emma Mason and
Chris and Minnie Kraul, Samuel Jor-
don, Benjaman Ruhs and John Ruth
ford all went to Wall Lake Sunday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Melville Township.

Walter Emery and wife took dinner
with his father Sunday.
Guy Mccain and lady took dinner at
the James Andrews home Sunday.
Geo. Mccain hes sold his beautiful
h ONE to Mr.. Holtz out northwest of
town.
There will be party at the S. III.
Emery home Thursday night. We
hope for good time.
Church services at the Center next
Sunday will be conducted by Rev.
Brown, of Simpson college. Every
body invited to attend.
We rather think some of the young
folks had merry time the Fourth to
hear them tell about it, at least some
did not get home till morning.
Emma Woodland and Irene Hollen-
beck walked up to s. H. Emery's "a
distance of four miles, for dinner Sun
day and we rather think they earned it
after such q walk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Brayton and Oakfieid.

REPUBLICAN reporter will be in Oakheld
| and Brayton every Tuesday afternoon.
Mike Scharff has 100 tons of hay up.
Blanche Noon spent Sunday in our
city.
Anna Smith returned home from
Extra Monday.
Pearl and Mae Jenkins were Extra
visitors Sunday.
Frank Heath and wife were Extra
visitors Monday.
c. L. Bison has $40 tons of nice
hay up at present.
Peter James, of Elkhorn is staying
in DR.. Koob's office.
"Spooney" Freeman was at Extra
Tuesday on business.
Ed. Delahoyde was down from Extra
Tuesday on business.
Master Ben Sykes returned from
visit at Adair Tuesday.
Geo. Mcclure purchased a new
driving horse recently.
Frank jenkins was up from Allan
tic the first of the week.
The little child of Keys Hallock and
wife continues to be quite sick.
Ike Jenkins was up from Atlantic
Saturday night the guest of friends.
3 Smiths, of Oakfeld, are building
an addition to their hay barn this week.
Glass No. 4 of the Baptist church
will give social next Friday evening.
Chas. Jenkins returned from Okla
homa Friday and will visit here a short
time.
Frank Heath, Mitt PARROT and Carl
Dimmick are out putting up hay this
week.
Joe Gearheart and men from Extra
are down this week working in this
vicinity.
John jenkins is somewhat under the |
weather the result of getting too warm
Monday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
A Cruel RluDder.

Two brothers had the habit of calling
on the same South Side girl. One of
the brothers. George, was to take part
in some private theatricals, and the
girl had promised to fix up shirt and
a pair of shoes for his costume. The
articles were to be delivered to her on
a certain evening.
Frank, the second brother, took it in
to his head to call ON the girl that same
evening. Frank knew nothing of the
arrangements George had made with
her to help him with his costume. He
rang the bell, asked the maid to tell the
girl that Mr.. Allen had called and sat
down in the parlor.
The maid went up stairs and present
ly returned, trying hard not to smile.
Miss Jones says she is busy just
now and that you are to send up your
shirt and Shoes" was the message she
handed Frank.
"WhatY he yelled.
am to take up your shirt and shoes"
Thanks, but | may need them my
self to go home with. hope Miss Jones
will be better in fine morning. Never
mind; will close the door myself
Chicago Chronicle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Where He Failed.

The young man drew himself up to
his full height.
II have" he cried, IAN unsullied
character, an ardent heart, a versatile
mind and strenuous biceps."
The young girl yawned and seemed
interested.
He was quick to push bis advantage.
II am the possessor of town and
country house, a yacht, a stable of
thoroughbreds and box at the opera"
She hesitated, and slight flush be-
trayed that she was listening.
Il have got" he continued, with a
certain fierceness, $50 servants, 40
pairs of trousers, so ancestors, three
automobiles, six prize bull pups and
an army commission"
All, she had found her tongue ut last!
"And how many golf medals" she
lisped.
The young man shuddered.
He felt that he had lost. He had
played nervily and high, but she was
above his limlt.-Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
They Like Fat Girls In Tunis,

A Tunisian girl has no chance Of mar
rage unless she tips the scale at 200
pounds, and to that end she commences
to fatten when she is 10 years old. She
takes aperients and eats great deal
of sweet stuff and leads sedentary
life to hasten the process. Up to Is she
Is very handsome, but at 20 what an
immense, unwieldy mass Of fat she be-
comes! She waddles, or, rather, undu-
lates, along the street. Her costume is
very picturesque, especially If she be
Of the richer class. They are clothed
in fine silks OF Respondent hues of a
bright red, yellow or green and wear
sort of conical shaped headdress, from
which depends loose white drapery.
Turkish trousers and dainty slippers,
the heel of which barely reaches the
middle of the foot, complete the cos
tune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Our SUN a small One.

The sun is about o., O0O, 900 miles of.
The only way of measuring the dis
lance of a fixed star Is by parallax, and
estimated that way. Suppose the sun
is here, in space, on Jan. 1. On July
he win be 1S4. 100000 miles over there.
This is the base of measurement. The
observer who wants to estimate the
distance of. say, the star A Centauri
notes its position with regard to the
next star. In six months he notes
again, and If they are separated by a
different distance a so called parallax
Is established, and some calculation
can be made of the distance of the
nearest one. In the most favorable
cases this parallax is extremely slight.
What is the sun made Of? The lines
of the spectrum give an idea of his
chemical properties, but beyond that
all is hypothesis. His substance, as a
whole, is Of much lighter material than
the earth, but yet there may be hard
and heavy fiery pudding inside, for
there is IA light and thick outer coating,
named the photosphere. Outside this,
refining away to an unknown distance,
Is the chromosphere, of hot air. so to
speak. The spots are riffs through the
philosophers, coming and going, and
some are so large that our whole earth
could be shot right through, with a
thousand miles to spare all around.
When a total eclipse covers the sun,
flames to the height of thousands Of
miles are seen out Of the philosophers.
The sun is hundred times larger than
the earth, an easy thing to say, and yet
our sun is believed to be a rather small
one. For instance. Sirius is at least
nine times as big.-Imperial
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
A GOOD COUGH MEDICINE.

Many thousands have been restored
to health and happiness by the use of
Cllamberlain's cough Remedy. If
afflicted with any throat or lung disease
give it fair trial for it is certain to be
beneficial. coughs that have resisted
all other treatment for years, have
yielded to this remedy and perfect
health been restored. cases that have
seemed hopeless, and the climate of
famous health resorts have failed to
benefit have been permanently cured
by its use. For sale by +. Frick Il
Son.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

Fred B. Fran Elih went down to
Lewis Tuesday for Tisit with friends
and relatives.
DIR. Koob's two daughters visited at
the Ike jenkins home in Atlantic the
first of the week.
r. ]. McGovern and G.. l.. Bisom's
two little girls, Ina and Edna, visited
at Atlantic Sunday.
DR.. Koob attended the meeting of
the Botna Valley Medical Association
at Atlantic last Saturday.
Shoemaker Thompson's new house
is nearing completion and when done
will be credit to our city.
The Pearson orchestra furnished
music at a dance ont at the Ralph
Hawks home last Friday night.
Albert Bonnet has returned from
Cumberland where he was called by
the serious illness of his nephew.
Mrs. Fred Edmundson and children
went down to Atlantic and are guests
at the Sam Crane home this week.
Frank Freeman expects to go to
Oklahoma the first of the week to
register and make draw for land
VIM. Davis, of Atlantic, shipped six
car loads of feeding cattle in from
Kansas last week and will sell them
out.
Andrew Jubl and wife are the par
ents OF boy born to them Tuesday
morning. All concerned are doing
nicely.
Mrs. l.. G. Beers was very agreeably
surprised Tuesday morning when her
husband made her present of a new
sewing machine.
Will Freeburn, who assists in the
depot at this place, went down home
the first of the week for few days
with his parents.
Horace Bartlett returned the first of
the week from several towns in the
western part of the state in the interest
of the /. o. o. +.
Services were held in the street last
Sunday evening owing to the fact that
it was so warm in the church that no
crowd could be drawn.
Word was received here the first OF
the week of the death of Henry Crews.
muhl, former resident of this place,
at his home in Davenport.
Geo Bendixen has resigned his pos.
/ ,k,n,, t,nnn1 x,,th II
purchased the timers tools and has
opened a shop in the rear of his fathers
building.
Geo. Jessen and Mary Jensen, west
of town, were married last Thursday
in Atlantic and will make their future
home near this place. Congratulations
are extended
Thos. Brawhn, who hauls from here
to Elkhorn, hurt one of his legs quite
badly The other day by stepping
through box and striking it against
the spring seat.
/. p Hallock's barn is now nearly
completed, the painters being at work
The second one was commenced the
| llESU Vi tut wen anu Will Dt
larger than the one just completed.
John Harrison and force of painters
came down from Extra the fore part OF
the week and gave the G. l.. Bison
house the first coat of paint and went
out and painted school house in
Extra township.
One of Joe Bumgardner's boys, a
lad of eight years, met with quite a
serious accident last Saturday evening.
He became caught in pully which
carried the hay fork and about twenty
five feet Of rope passed through his
hands before he could be released. II
burned nearly all the flesh off the palm
of his right hand and bruised the left
one up quite badly. DR.. Koob was
called and rendered surgical aid.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Lincoln Township.

Fred Keenapple tnreshed barley last
Friday.
Geo. Everts has purchased a new
hay loader.
May Bowman is visiting with her
sister, Mrs. Geo. Everts.
John Cameron is just completing one
of the finest barns in this township.
Mrs. Platt has just returned from a
visit with her brother Fred Bauman.
Joseph Moody, of Audubon, spent
Sunday with his little daughter at A..
G.. Forsbeck's.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
CeaseIe.. Growth of the Ears.

The systematic examination of more
than 10000 pairs of human ears in
England and France has resulted In
some interesting conclusions. For one
thing, it is ascertained that the ear
continues to grow in the later decades
of life. In fact, 1t appears never TO
stop growing until death. A woman
who has small, shell-like ears at 20
years of age will be very aptto possess
medium sized ears at 40 years and
large ears at co. - Saturday Evening
Post,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

bridge south of town they are building
aud when going down the Martis Hill
the wagon tongue came down ard Mr..
Wood jumped and in some way bit his
left heel so as TO break every bone
He came to town and DR.. Lauretzen
dressed his foot so he was able to be
taken to his home in Audubon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Busy Days.

II suppose the demands on the time
of a successful financier are very
great"
"They are" answered the highly
prosperous citizen. 81 am kept so much
occupied telling young men how to sue
coed in life that scarcely get an op-
portunity to attend to my regular bust
ness. Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
Too Rich For Him.

links Injecting Winks In light lunch
cafe)-Hello! What are you doing here
Winks-Getting my lunch, of course.
Jlnks-But thought you were keep
ing a swell restaurant down town.
Winks-So ] am, but wouldn't keep
II long II | ate there. It's too expen-
sive.-Philadelphia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
QuIte WiIlIng to Migrnte.

A traveller passing through fever in
fected locality said to an Irish resi-
dent:
pat, I'm surprised that you stay in
a place where people die so thick and
fast"
Faith" rejoined Pat, "if you'll be
afther tellin me av a place where pay
pie niyer die Oi'll move there tomorry
an end me days."-Chicago News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

The immortal Shakespeare is said to
have worn earrings, and Charles Is
reputed to have been the owner Of a
magnificent pair Of pearl earrings,
which he bequeathed to his daughter
the day before he was executed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
The Same Old Cry.

81 wonder what Eve said when she
found she had to leave the garden Of
Eden" said Mr.. Grumpin's wife.
1T was just about what all women
say when they are starting on jour
ney. She complained that she didn't
have a thing to wear."-Washington
Star
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

Jas. o. Amhertof. Della, o., writes;
81 had an obstinate sore on my face
which everything else failed to heal.
After one application of Banner Salye
it began to heal and after three appli,
cations II was entirely healed leaving
no scar" A. III. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
A Puzzler.

Lady Passenger-Do you know, cap
tain, have never been able to under
stand how you find your way across
the ocean?
Captain-Why, by the compass. The
needle always points to the north.
Lady Passenger-Yes, | know, but
supposing you want TO go south?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

Wanted Her to Have the Best.
Nell-Rather concelted, isn't he?
Belief should say. He said the best
was none too good for me, and then he
roposed.-Philadelph Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

Mr. John Tippis. Ca ton, o., says:
"Folel's Honey and Tar cured nv lutte
girl of Il severe cough AID inf lmed
tonsjls 4. u. Roberts
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

Any advertised dealer is authorized
to guarantee Banner Salve for letter,
eczema, piles, sprains, scnlds, burns,
ulcers aud any open or old sore. A..
I'll. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-07-18

The eteatest healer of modern times
is Banner salve for cuts, wounds. sores,
piles and all skin diseases. II is guar
anteed Use no substitute. A. H.
Roberts.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-11
COMING LOCAL EVENTS.

The Kappa Sigma club VIII meet at the
home OF Jean DEAN, 423 West Ninth
street, Thursday. July IL
The Chndrens Home club win meet
Thursday afternoon at 8 o'clock at Lewis
Academy. IN the kindergarten room
Al members OF Columbia lodge No. 2
O. 7 L Y, are requested TO call on our
sick sister. Mrs. Bessie Fox at the home
Of her parents. "a North Grove street.
Peerless Lodge No. IS Degree Of Homer
wiz Install officers Friday evening. \
fun attendance is desired Business OF
Importance VIII come before the lodge.
There VII be = meeting OF Wichita
Aerie No. 10 z. O. E. this evening ar
Redmen's hail. IT North Market street.
All members are requested TO be present
wichita Council no. IS. Ancient Order
Of Pyramids, VIII install officers tonight.
Regal Prophet Judge Pfost viii be pres
emf a COED tine expected. Han over
40 East Douglas