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The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-04-13
QUARTERLY MEETING
At the Union A. M E. Church To-Mor-

At the Union A. M. E. Church To-Mor-
 row.
 The fourth and last quarterly meet ing of this conference year will be held tomorrow in the Union A. M. E. church on Webster street. There will be preaching by Presiding Elder Greene. At 3 p. m. there will be com munon service; at 630 D. m., young peoples, meeting; 7:45 p. m., preaching by Presiding Elder zacharias Greene, of Philadelphia.
 The missionary meetings will continue through next week, commencing Tues day night.
 On the fourth Sunday in the after noon at 3 o'clock Rev. Anson Phelps Stokes will address the missionary meeting.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-04-13
THE CLAIMS COMMITTEE.

T
 The committee on claims last night held a long session in city hall and heard a large number of claimants for damages for falling on icy sidewalks and other causes. The committee took no action on any of the claims, but will decide upon recommendations at an eX- ecutive session to be held subsequently,.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-04-13
One Short Puff Clears the Head.

Does your head acheZHave you pains over your eyes-Is the breath offensive?- These are certain symptoms of Catarrh Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder will cure most stubborn cases in marvelousy short time. If you've had Catarrh week it's . sure cure. If its of fifty years stand ing it's just as effective. 50 cents. Sold by w. H. Hull, E. Hewitt X Co.-2o.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-04-13

that which cleanses and heals the mem- brane. Ely's Cream Balm is such remedy and cures Catarrh easily and pleasantly. Cold in the head vanishes quickly. Price 50 cents at druggists, or by mail.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Miller to Succeed stone.

Des Molnes. May SD. n. Miller. OF
Red Oak. VIII be appointed national
bank examiner for Iowa TO succeed the
late General George A. Stone. Mr. Mil
Ter is :. civil war veteran, % years old.
a LAWYER formerly of TIE firm Of Mil
Ter & bartholomew, Of Red oak. He
formerly lived at Mount Pleasant
A the meeting of the iowa deieeation
last winter, at which he question Of
federal appointme.Ss was considered, II.
was decided that there should be no de-
cision until congress meets next winter.
but as General Stone was then III and
not expected TO live it was agreed that
the appointment Of his successor should
go 10 the Ninth district Congressman
Smith has promised the place to Nh.
Miller and he viii De appointed tho the
appointment may be delayed because
the work is now being done by a spe
cial examiner
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
GEORGE NJ. cHAPPELL.
/Corecast Omclal
Return as From Dead.

Des Moines, May 31.-A remarkable
tale of the return of lost boy comes
from Ottumwa. After being gone for
seven years. with his parents believing
him dead Jacob Webb has returned to
his home with a tale that smacks of an
arabian Nights" fairy story Jacob
was IA years old when he went fishing
with crowd of boys about his own age
and never returned His foster mother
believed that he had been drowned and
after searching for some time gave him
up with this idea. The crowd of boys
he was with returned home, but none
OF them We're ever able to give an in
telligent account Of waht became of ia
cob. He was IA years old at the time
and strayed away to see the world. He
says he was ashamed to return, but
finally did SO. much to the joy Of his
mother.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
An lllinois Itnnk Robbed.

Danville. ILL.,. May 3l.-campbel'
Bank, at Collision. this county, was loot
ed of 81 500 by bank robbers "Wednesday
night. The burglars first broke into a
store and, securing seventy sacks of
flour. placed them around the safe To
deaden the sound of the explosion. The
safe was blown open With nitro glycer-
in. the operation proving success. No
one in the village heard the noise. The
robbery was discovered by Campbell
when he entered the bank next morn
ing. He was fully insured against bur-
glars. The sheriff believes he has u ciew
that will lead to the arrest of the burg
larN
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
The GR1NNRIL NEWS.

memorial Day Fitttngly Observed
The Local News.
Special to Times Republican.
Grinnell, May 31-Memoral day was
observed yesterday according to the US
ual custom of Gordon Granger post, of
the G. A. r.. AN unusually large pro-
fcession was formed at post headquar-
tiers, and, led by the band, marched the
dusty roads to the cemetery. The eXer-
clses at the cemetery We're as follows:
Decorating graves by the post.
Dirges by the band.
Assemble at monument in double file.
Prayer by the chaplain. j. A. Brown.
Decoration of monument.
Calling role of honor. by Adjutant p.
ID. Burton assisted by quartermaster.
Sergeant w. G. White
Firing salute by Co. *, 1. N. G..
Band.
Reading Lincoln's address, at 6iettys-
burg, and Grafton by w. p. Stoddard.
Reform and return To the pos, room
In the game of ball yesterday at Ward
Field for the benefit of the Ladies
Cemetery association the business mems
team was victorious over the profess
SIGNAL men. score was Is to g.
The teams:
l.. Rinefort .....catch .....Prof Davis
Norris -. ....pitch 49,. DIR. Somers
Brande J. LIST base :. Prof, Thornburg
a. Rinefort. I'd base. Prof. HENDERSON
Thayer J. 1890. 3rd base.... !. Haines
Spaulding -. IS. S. -. ). Prof. Cole
Meflin 49,. :. 81 f. ;. ;. PROF Odds
Card $500. .. &C. t. ...... Prof. Stuhl
Ross ...r. +. -. Prof. O'Connor
The Modern Woodmen gave an ice
cream supper in the park last evening.
Tonight the high school will serve ice
cream for the benefit of the library
fund
The commencement program of class
of 1901 will be given al the Congresa-
tionai church tonight. The program is
as follows:
Invocation. Rev. +. NJ. Nittum
Vocal Music-'sThe Bridal of the Birds
.Chaminade Quartette
Salutatory.. ...........s....s.. Ernest Starr
Grafton" Self-dependence' ). ). ~.
..g.......... ..........E L. Alexander
Recititation-"A. Lincoln.
...-.......... 1850. Mary T.. Harpster
Vocal solo-"spring is Only Love.
Observation-Disclosures jeanette r.. Riff
oration-"The Trust. Floyd T. swisher
Glass Poem. .............. Farrell j. Bray
Essay Influence of Women. $500.
~. Georgiana Marguerite Holloway
Instrumental Solo" Elfentanz. ..
1890. ...... .......... Myrtle +. Bailey
Observation-Disclosures Roosevelt" 49,.
............ Emmett Lefr Lee
Glass Prophecy. Katherine Buchanan
Recitation. .yerna Alice Chase
4 aG
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Old soldier,s E.n.r,.,..

M. M. Austin, civil war veteran, Of
Winchester, Ind. writes: my wife was
sick long time in spite of good doc
tors treatment. but was wholly cured
by DR.. Kings New Life Pills, which
worked wonders for her health" They
always do Try them. Only so cents ct
Geo. p. Powers drug store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
OFFICIAL WEATHER FORECAST

Special to Times Republican.
Chicago. May 3l-For Iowa; General
" fair tonight and Saturday. synopsis
o. weather conditions:
Copious showers have occurred in
Montana. western South Dakota Colo
iado. Oklahoma. Texas and from thence
eastward to the Atlantic.
Light showers occurred over the upper
lakes and in the Ohio valley. but dry
weather continues in Minnesota, North
Dakota, Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas.
The temperature remains cool aud
ranges from 81 at Memphis to 80 at Bis
marck.
The pressure is high west of the Rocky
mountains and is low over the central
and eastern portion of the country.
The following observations were
taken at a. M. central time:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
MARsnAILTowN MARKETS..


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He'iis eoii az !. - possipie 10 o.
tam IRON Nafs'iaiiioNh usaiers' ne
alosasioiis az toi piisss pau Wy GEAR
efs. cofree.sa r,iaaS AZ .erhooh'
Gis;A - ~. an r-l''
! ne .,sa', ,s'','' ny olaii, COMPANY re-
ports 'iie ,oiio" ihs p4tse
oaSs-sss
Soih-New, S4i2' Old "ftz.
!" heae-''' aa,
eaN'is.N.
me 3iusose sugar Rehning Company
VII pay 90 cents tor NO. corn or ost-
tei.
LIVE slS'Sh.
Reeelpts today 800.
Britain y GO. are PAVING the follow
ing prices for hogs in wagon load lots:
Selected aeavS. over 800 POUNDS, a.4o
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Cash Prices.

Wheat No. red, 1916: No. 3 red,
7I22e1.5: No. hard. 74A as. No. 8 hard,
744Aa5A; No. northern spring, .oau
76s.: No. northern spring. 75a4u 1914;
No. 3 spring 70G75.
Corn-No. ?. iss.; No. white, 49,. !.
No. . yellow, 4sA. No. 8, 4Sa4Sh.; Nc. 3
white. 431a.
Oats No. .. 2slaQ2o; No. white. 800
aola: No. 3. soi2; No 3 white. 29iaa 29a4;
No. 4 white. 29isI30.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31

Milwaukee, May 81.
Wheat-Firmer; No. / northern, 76;
No. northern, 73A@74; July. 74Qi4%.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
ADVANCE N NH[A1
Improved Cables and Lack Of
Rain in West Gives I'm.
petus to Market.
Corn Opened Steady and Firm in
Sympathy With Wheat
Situation.
Oats Fairly Active and Demand
Good--cattle Strong.
Hogs Steady.
LBy Associated Press

Chicago, May 31.-The post holiday
grain market was buoyant today on I'M
proved cables and lighter rainfall than
was expected in the west and northwest
and moderate receipts. July wheat
opened R403s to le@5s of cent higher
a "A TO 14l4 and under the action of an
all-around demand advanced To 74iaal
i7s Offerings were light and early the
local bull element led in the buying.
When the high price was touched. how
ever, profit-taking tendency developed
and a reaction of IS of a cent followed.
Subsequently, the campaign of liquida-
ton subsidized and the market recovered
to 74ss074l3, where it steadied
July later bid to 74a4G147s. and altho
there Way considerable profit taking it
closed firm. Is higher at 74iam745s.
Corn opened steady and firm, in SYM
pathy with wheat The initial price of
July WAS unchanged TO Is OF a cent
higher Ut 4ias to i4ie, and under fair
outside demand with light offerings ii
improved to 44as. Profit taking caused
d reaction TO 4il2, where the market
steadied. Receipts were 5s4 cars, Us of
contract grade. Trade was fairly act
i've
The clos,e was steady.eJulv Is higher.
at i4ia,
Oats We're moderately active, with a
fair demand, July opened isNA of a
cent higher at 2S5. N2Saa, tluctuated mar
rowly and steadied al 2Sia@2sas.
Provisions We're dun, bui firm, in sym
nathy with higher prices for hogs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Duluth Grain,
Duluth, Ma

Duluth, May 81.
Wheat-cssh. No. hard, rs; No. 1
northern. rs; No. 2 northern, n; No. 8
spring. 81; to arrive, No. hard, IS; No.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31

prospect is good, two call it fair. AL
fala-Twelve reports say the first crop
sis good, four cali it excellent. Some re-
ports say first cutting wac ready May
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31

st. Lou. Produce.
st. Louis, May 81.
Wheat-Cash, 72A; July. 70A.
Corn-Cash, 41A: July 42;a.
Oats-Cash, 80; July, 27A.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Peoria Produc.

Peoria, May 81.
corn-Quiet; No. 3, 411z.
OatseFirm: No. white, 80.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
chicago I-roauce.

Chicago MAY 81
Wheat-May 7i5s July 74i2m74ss
Corn-May, 4SA july AL.
oats-May IS: July. 2sss a2si..
Pork MAY lao; July. 1866
Iard-May SIZE: July s.l5
Ribs-May, I.s7l=@1.soi July, 7ss71s@
Z 90.
sye-52is
Barley 4ln54.
Flax-l.1o
Timothy September, 3.45
; Clerer--9.5o
Rutter Firm: creamsres, 141lsA;
l,ai. : 1915
Eggs Firm; ill.
Iced Poultry Steady; chickens and
turkeys. SAP.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Tbe Horse ,lnrket.

Chicago, May 3l.-Receipts yesterday.
300. Trade continues active, with vail
ues holding steady with the opening of
the week Arrivals for the week 50 far
show a gain of nearly 500 horses over
the first half of last week and 700 head
over the corresponding period last year.
the total arrivals for the week aggre-
eating 2.2S2 horses, against 1883 head
last week and 1,5s2 head for the same
period in 1900. All arrivals show the If
fects of the early summer demand,
which is less urgent. and orders are be-
ing executed at a slump of s5@10 over
the quotations the first of the month.
Choice to fancy drafters and coachers
are nominally steady. there being fair
orders for the tops from all quarters at
s17OM25o for the former and s15oaSoo for
the latter class.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
northern, 75M; July, 75ls; septelnbes,
Liverpool Grain.

Liverpool. May 81.
Wheat-Unchange TO u higher; spot
steady; IS Cd; July 5s llssd: September
5s lid
Corn-Unchanged to 4 lower; spot,
quiet. SIS 1lAd to As 2a4 d; July IS lid,
September IS 111s d.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Tho Money Market.

New York. May 31.--Money nominaily
s@S, prime mercantile, 4M4l.; sterling
steady, 4.SsA@4.sSS en- demand; ASSOC
4.S5B at sixty days.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
Minneapolis Grain.
Milwaukee Grain,

Minneapolis May 81.
Wheat-Cash, 1914 July. 10; septem-
Der. II
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31
New York Exchange.

New York Exchange.
Chicago. May 31.-New York exchange
10 per cent premium.
lTl,c following market letter is furnished
the Times-Republ.can by Martin s. Slack
members of the Chicago Board OF Trade
from their local Office. over l22 East Main
thru A. j. Clark. local manager.l
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-05-31


prospect is good, nineteen say 1t is fair,
three say excellent and nine say poor.
Rye-Nineteen reports say the rye pros
pect is good. thirteen say fair and one
calls 1t poor Alfalfa--Nery little of this
crop is raised in Iowa. Seven reports
mention ii and call it good to fair.
Northern Missouri--corn-Sixt -one
reports received from twenty-five coun-
ties. OF these seven say the present
corn prospect is excellent, thirty three
say it is good, nineteen say fair and two
call it poor. Planting began about May
10. Season is a little backward. Twenty
reports say there is an increase in acre
age of corn, putting IT. average. about
20 per cent. Reason: Less oats planted
because the ground was too wet for oats
at planting time. Winter wheat-Four-
teen reports say better prospects than
in 1900, fifteen say good. four say fair
and none say poor. Spring wheat-Very
little raised in Northern Missouri. Four
reports say prospect is good. Oats-Nine
reports call the prospect good. eleven
say it is fair and sixteen call it poor.
Rye-Six reports say the prospect is
good. two say excellent and two say
1t is fair.
ports from eight counties in northern
tier. Planting began April 25. The con-
dition of the ground was good The
acreage planted is slightly increased
over that of 1900. Thirteen reports say
the prospect is good. six say excellent,
none call 1t poor. The present stand of
corn on the ground is reported good to
excellent. Winter wheat-Fifteen re-
ports say it is better prospect than
at the same time in 1900. three say 1t
is excellent. one says fair; none call 1t
poor. Spring wheat-Five reports call
present prospect good. three say 1t is
fair, one says excellent, >one calls 1t
poor. Rye-Ten reports ny the present
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
INCIDENTS AND INDIVIDUALS,

In spite of his devotion to politics,
Herbert Gladstone gives much time to
outdoor exercises and is president of
the National Physical Recreation So
ciety. He is, besides, enthusiastic on
music and has often assisted the Kyrie
society as a vocalist 5,::
Lee and Carnwath, two English es-
tates, are held on the condition that
every year foot race must be run on
the village green of the latter place,
the prize to be a pair of red stockings.
Sir Simon Lockhart, the holder Of the
properties, recently celebrated the
race in ancient style.
District Attorney Philbin, of New
York city, has devised a winning plan
for making bondsmen pay up forfeited
BAIL He puts the bondsmen's proper
ty into the hands Of q receiver and then
it is q case Of pay or bring in the man.
The scheme is causing all sorts of con-
Esternation among bondsmen, to say
nothing Of the criminals. #@5s
4 Sir Edwin Arnold, the poet, at one
time used to teach at King Edwards
school, Birming cham. Once when wor.
#ried he struck a pupil with a stick. He
instantly saw his error, and, calling
the lad up, gave him the stick and or
dered him to strike him, the teacher.
The lad commanded into compliance
did so. and Arnold never used stick
again while 4 teacher.
Lord Kelvin, the noted British
scientist once visited some extensive
electric works. The foreman, re-
:markably elligent man and an en-
thusiastic electrician, conducted his
lordship. When the tour was completed
Lord Kelvin asked him: Well |, now,
what IS cleo ricit ~ The foreman
5stammered that he aid not kno w.
well, vel, said the great man,
s.'tha t's the only thing about electricityI
that you and 4 don't know sS3ssIss#ss.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

OF the ten leading cities in the
world, the United States has three
New York, Chicago and San Franz
cisco. - /S ~
Among the papers of the late pres
ldent Secretary Cortelyou has found
5000 requests for Mr.. .McKinley's au-
tograph, the accumulation of the sum-
mer.
To give some idea of the size of
Australia, Queensland alone is half as
big again as Germany, Austria and
hungary put together. Its area il
668,497 square miles.
1t is reckoned that block of
lava weighing 80 tons, thrown out
by Vesuvius during it's last eruption,
took ten times the power of the
Campania's engines to eject it.
Gold is the best conductor of heat,
but stands second as a conductor of
electricity. Copper is the best con-
ductor of electricity, but stands
fourth as conductor of heat.
Since 1915 the Rothschild family
has raised for Great Britain eaoo, ooo,-
600, for Austria s50,00O,O0O, Germany
e4o,ooO,00o, Italy e6o,ooo,oo0 and
large sums for most other countries.
A delicious frosting, and zone that is
sure to turn out right, may be made
by melting one-half pound of the best
chocolate creams over a kettle Of
steam. When they are melted spread
them over the cake.
Donna Lima, widow of Crispi, has
left the famous villa to which her
husband had given her name and is
now living very quietly in Naples.
Crlspi's property is all said to be
heavily mortgaged.
Eight hundred Japanese will be
taken to Dawson to work in placer
diggings this coming winter. It is
believed that the employment of Jap
anese at low wages will enable the
mines to be worked much more eco
nomically.
The thunderheads, high white pin
nacles OF cloud, are of two types. The
first type, known as heat clouds, are
small in size, looking like puffs of
steam, and may melt in the intense
heat without causing shower.
While they indicate a thunderstorm
tendency, yet such a storm may not
occur nearer than 100 miles. The true
thunderheads, which result in such
storms near by, are narrow at the
top, have some qualification at their
bases, and are from 10 to Is degrees
in width. They form all around the
horizon, and not in small detached
patches like the heat clouds.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
Knew the Difference,

well, you're a veterinary surgeon
do you know about horse?"
asked brow-beating attorney.
I Il don't pretend to be a horse doc
tor" replied the witness, "but I
know good deal Of the nature of the
animal"
"That means to say you know a
horse from jackass when you see
them," continued the lawyer, in the
same style, looking knowing and
glancing triumphantly around.
"Oh, yes, just sol" drawled out the
intended victim, gazing intently at his
legal tormentor. "For instance, /
should never take you for a horse!"-
Tit-Bits.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
What Was in Him.

"Children,' said the teacher, while
instructing the class in composition,
you should not attempt any flights
OF fancy, but simply be yourselves,
and write what is in you. Do not i'm
itate any other persons writings or
draw inspiration from outside
sources"
AS q result of this advice Johnny
Wise turned in the following compo-
sition:
I'VE should not attempt any fites
or fancy but rite what is in US. In
me thare is my stummick, lungs, hart,
Ever, two apples, one piece of pie,
one stick lemon candy and my din.
ner."-Baltimore American.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
"a [llziftz7z IS
Only Wise Course.

Let US crown queen of beauty"
said the enthusiastic young man who
was interested in the entertainment
they were getting up for social diver
tisement.
by all MEANS" replied the wise
and thoughtful youth.
1T should be the first thing on the
programme continued the first.
"Oh, foolish mani" retorted the
other. "Think of the fun we will have
SO long as every girl thinks she has
show for the honor and of the row
there will be when selection is
made. Let us rather make it the last
feature of the entertainments Chi
cago Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
The Nightmare.

The nightmare comes to plague US whe,
The lights are all put out;
We find ourselves in need OF help
And try in vain to shout.
We suffer all the agonies
OF martyrs at the stake,
And just as all seems lost, at last
We manage to awake;
Then in a trice the awful woes
We thought we had disperse-
The nightmare comes to teach US that
Our troubles might be worse.
Chicago Record-Herald
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
Bound to Get Ont ~ II

Mrs. Blinks (after breakfast)-My
dear, I wish you'd stop into Biggs,
Store & Co.'s and order seven-eighths
OF yard more of that cloth I got yes
terday, and three-quarters-
Mr.. Blinks-I'm afraid I'll forget if
you give me the items now. Just speak
to me over the telephone this after
noon.
Office Boy lin the afternoon)-
Please, sir, Mrs. Blinks is at the phone,
and wants to talk to you.
Mr.. Blinks (hurriedly) - say-er-
tell her I'm drunk.-N. Y. Weekly.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
A Bad Error.

'see here, Lyons, you've ruined me.
In this account of the ball said that
Mrs. Bunkerton, the famous lecturer
on dress, wore nothing that was re,
markable.' You've put it.: Mrs. Bun
kerton wore nothing. That was re-
markable!' You can go to the cashier
and get your money. We can't stand
man like you around here Harlem
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
Evidence to the Contrary.

"Do you think that man is always
better off for college education?"
"No," answered the housewife,
rather sharply. "This morning I
asked a man who came around with
wagon whether he had any nice,
fresh eggs. He merely looked at mo
reproachfully and said: MADAM,
might be permitted to observe that
fresh eggs are always nice eggs, and
nice eggs are always fresh."-Wash,
ington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
EVEN THERE.

Captain - Yonder is Dinkydink
Point, the first view we get of Amer
lea. See it?
Lord Sayvus-Naw; cahn't say I see
the point.
Captain-That's so-you're English!
Chicago Journal.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-11-20
A Dear Friend.

Morgue Keeper-Looking for any
one?
Visitor-Oi'm lookin' fur me dear
friend, Moik Moolighan, who's mystic
riously disappeared. It I'D break me
heart to foind him dead. Oh loved
that mon like a brother.
HAS he any marks by which you
could identify him?''
'Yis; he do have a big scar on his
forehead where Oh hit i'm wild q
brick."-N. Y. Weekly.