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The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

asad after this date all hunting
liadon Anbrosis and Independ
Plantation Is positively prohib.
lndeF penalty Of tresspaSsing.
I,ae found on these places without
rAOa will be considered trOspaSs-
nd Prosecuted to the foil extent
paw 8. D. BARROW.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

Otto Korb. Grand Chancellor, 4. P.
Bnonville, ind, says, "DeWitt's
Witah Hazel Salve soothes the most
delicate skin and heals the most stub.
born ulcer with certain and good re.
.ults." Ourea piles and skin diseases,
Don't buy ar Imitation. Kilbourne q
Forester.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
MANIFESTATIONS OF GRAY
MATTER.

"Am as intelligent as your other
young man, Dolly?"
"Well, you quote more poetry than
he does, but think he beats you on
neckties. "-Chicago Record.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
TOO MUCH FOR GEORGE.

She Dining for pleasant words)-
Oh, George, l cannot understand it.
Why do you lavish this wealth of love
on me when there are so many girls
more beautiful and more worthy than
I?
Helm blowed If know.-Tit-
Bits.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL,
MATcHITocHEs, IA.

Maintained by tho State fox ths
raining of teachers. Affords thorough
preparation for the profession Of teach.
ing; fall course of academic study,
practical training in the art of teach
ing, one year of daily practice in
nodel schools under guidance Of skill.
ed training teachers. Class work ex-
empliaes the best Of modern thought
In matter and method OF instruction.
Diploma entities graduate to teach in
any public school Of Louisiana without
examination.
Tuition free to students who teach
one year after graduation. Entire ex-
pence fs1 session of eight month, S11O.
Twelfth annual session begins Oct.
h 1895.
For catalogue write to
D. G. CALDWELL, Pres.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
OIL COMPANIES CHARTERED
Nine More Concerns Enter Beau
mon Fields

Austin, Texas. -Charters were filed
by nine new oil companies having a
domicile in various parts Of the
state, but all incorporated to develop
the Beaumont field. They have an
aggregate capital Of sl,S7t,OOo. This
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
WHY HE WAS WORRIED.

Dear" said the poets wife, noticing
his distracted look, you are worried
about something's"
eyes" he calculated. EYES,"
"Tell me, what have you on your
mind?"
Nothing; that's what worries me. y
philadelphia Press.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

Il, Clark, Chauncey, Ga, says De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured him
n piles that had afflicted him TO:
twenty years. MS also speedy cure
for skin diseases. Beware of danger
ans co7nterfeits Kilbourne q Foe.
ssStqs.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

! aS Z Of al kinds, With dog o.
! \ NE ~ iNo'ebsnk, Pecan and In
ssit osaa Plantations, is hereby
8, ~ ia. under penalty OF trespaGS.
So. ,ouad so engaged on any Of
lats.s 80 ), VIII BE- prosecuted to the
Mas. N, Ry1AyD.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
WARNING.

public Is hereby warned against
wood, posts or timber OF any
R'a tenants on Ogden and Oak.
laaaOu,
Mas. I. l. NAsEn1vA
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
w. ". Msyhew, Merton Wiz Al

W. ". Mayhem, Mertol, Wiz, sss
Il consider One Minute Cough Curt
most wonderful medicine, quick and
safe." 1t Is the only harmless RENE.
dy that gives immediate results. II
cures, coughs. colds, Group, bronchit-
Is. grippe, wheoping cough, pneu'
monia and all throat and lung diseases.
It's early use prevents consumption.
Children always like 1t and mothers
andorse it. Kilbouane B Forrestess
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

FAILED TO RECOGNIZE HIMSELF.
"I guess that amt me-" said little
Ralph, as he gazed earnestly at pho
tograph Of himself.
What makes you think 1t isn't?"
asked his mother.
"Cause it's standing still too long
to be me-" was the reply.-Tit-Bits.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

Il think DeWitt's Little Ea,ly
Risers are the best pills in the world, +"
says W. E. Lake, Happy Greek, We.
They remove all distractions Of the
liver and bowels, act quickly and never
Srips. Kilbourne & Forester.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

|s,o'aa :. attor this date, all hunt.
my \, kild on the Pecan Grove
ss, NJ : positively prohibited up.
I'm ~; OF trespassing. Anyone
a,s' sals place without permission
Id i ~ ! :, trespassing and pros,
NC iuil extent Of the law.
r. NJ. LEAK1.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
y NEW DRAINAGE SYSTEM.

Franhlin.-There was heavy rain
fail Friday, which was greatly need
ed, and 1t proved to be the heaviest
had for long while 1t is estimated
that between fous and five inches Of
water fell. This rain gave the first
trial Of the new drainage system that
has been finished, and the trial proved
more than satisfactory. The rain
ceased at about 4 O'Clock in the after
noon, and at 9 O'Clock 1t was esti.
mated that IS per cent Of the water
had gone through this canal to the
gulf.
The plantations around the imme-
date vicinity Of the town, so the
planters say, have never been better
drained before, and this canal Is saw
ing and reclaiming hundreds Of acres
Of land.
The work Of laying a pipe line
from the watei works to Bayou Teche
is now getting on, as it was proved
by the experience with artesian we'll
water that it rusts the boilers and
stand pipe, and that if continued use
Of 1t was made, the pipe would have
to be replaced every five years.
The work of paving the streets will
begin soou.
IMPORTANT DEAL IN LANDS.
Lake Charles. The charter Of the
Illinois Canal and Rice Company,
Limited, was fled Friday, with 3. f.
Rowson and j.. P. Pardee Of Jen.
nings, La. ; Henry H. Fahenstock and
| Frederick H. Pheiffer Of Peoria, Ill.
John B. Miller Of Springfield, Ill.
! George Conover and VIM. Epler Of
Virginia, ILL.,, and Ulrich and Sons Of
Springfield, ILL.,, incorporators. Cap
ital stock $l5O,OOo; authorized 10
commence business when $s5, 900 shall
have been paid in.
In the District Court Saturday
morning the case Of certain taxpayers
opposing payment Of the special tax
voted in and Of the Kansas City,
Shreveport and Gulf Railroad was
taken up on a motion Of the Guardian
Trust Company to remove the case &c
the Federal court. The motion OF the
intervenors was overruled and the
case will be tried in this court.
An important deal in timber lands
was contaminated Saturday and thu
deeds filed for record in the office Of
the clerk Of court. Edwin F. Uhl o.
Kent county, Mich, sold to Melvin
ill., CLARK and others, Is, $3.50 acres o.
timber lands in Calcasieu for the sun
of 1929, 24l.67.
R. ]. Murphy Of Minden, La, ant
Miss Josie Smith of Crowley, La.
were married at the home Of tn
BRIDES parents.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

h \. . Alter this date, all hunt
Ion and on the Greenwood
,,s,p' positively prohibited
Il M; = o. trespasaing. Anyone
y, .a, Place without permission
W., M !. trespassing and
/" lha full extent Of the
Mss s.MAsTzEws,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
WHERE THE ART COMES IN.

Awestruck Visitor-It must be very
difficult to produce such an exquisite
work of art.
Dealer-Nonsense. Almost anybody
can paint picture, but finding a vic
tim to buy 1t after 1t is painted Is
where the art comes in.-Tit-B Bits.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
Warning,

ps0llc is warned against buying
lpO'ts or timber from tenants
Sa0Ep, Texas and Lakewood
40As' JAS. P. BOWMAN,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

~ aad after this date, ell hunting
l y on my places, Solitude and
., lflcs ia positively prohibited
penalty OF trespass. Any one
N ,S1 ,aesS places without permits
y. ~ ts Considered trespassing and
aSa 10 the full extent of the
". B. SMITH,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
NEWS OF LOUISIANA
Mr., Mckinley Will Not Visit
Baton Rouge on his Trip.
INSANE NEGRO KILLED
Attacked the JaiIer and was
Shot by the Deputy Sheriff.
New Drainage System.
TAKEN TO PENITENTIARY,

TAKEN TO PENITENTIARY.
Lafayette. Sheriff Broussard left
Saturday for the state penitentiary
with the following prisoners: Henry
Bucklin, manslaughter, fifteen years
Martin Wilmington, horse stealing,
one year; Maxim Foote, assault,
fifteen years.
BUSINESS LEAGUE ORGANIZED.
Abbeville.-The business men of
Abbeville assembled at the court
house here Saturday evening and OF
ganized themselves into the Abbeville
Business League, the purpose of
which is the general improvement of
the town and Of the roads leading
into the town. High school, electric
lights and water works and good
roads will be the first to occupy the
time Of the organization. DIR. J. e.
Nettles was chosen as chairman and
b. L Mcpherson secretary Of the
league.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

Cleanse the liver, purify the blood.
'invigorate the body by using DeWitt'a
Little Early Risers. These famous
little pills always act promptly. As:.
housne B Fogsessas,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

y ana after this date, ell hunt.
ny klrd on my place, Pinedale
NY " I owned =, by ]. s. Griffin 10
Y, J! Prohibited under penaltT Of
81 any one found on this place
NJ; permission will be considered
Vol the Law.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
Notices

bling Of any kind on Greenwood
Atou, likewise seining, Is positive
ibited unler penalty Of trespass.
1FrniSslOn heretofors granted 10
Hoksd No exceptions.
CBAA. II. REED.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
A MODERN MOTHERS DIARY

Tomorrow Clifford will be z years, 8
months, 10 days, hours, % minutes
and 10 second old, the age at which.
according to the best German authori-
ties, a boy, taxed with being good for
nothing, is most likely to reply:
81 have thought Of this, mamma! !
am resolved to do differently. Here
after I shall invariably charge ten
cents for being good!"
But l shrank from putting my boy
to the test. What If Clifford should
not reply thus, but instead should
burst into tears?
Could | look my neighbors in the
face after that?-Detroit Journal.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
". W. LAKE, in

saa sGd After this date, all hunt.
s, asaing on the Cottage planta-
S''laTsly prohibited under pen.
ss. assPassing. ANY one found on
~ Without permission will be
AZ Eeapasaing, and prosecuted
~ extent Of the law.
RICHARD BUTnEB,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20
IT DEPENDS ON THE YOUNG
WOMAN.

She latter the proposaI-Are you IN
favor of long or short engagement!
He-If you can cook I'm In favor OF
a short one. If you can't, we had bet
ter make it long enough to enable you
Is learn.-Ohio State Journal.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1901-04-20

cable across the river to vidalia, La.
The long distance telephone here IL
open for business, and the local ex-
change will start business In @ few
days with sixty-flve boxea
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24

We are making a speciality Of gold
crowns and bridge work; the most
beautiful. painless and durable of all
dental work known to the profession
Our name alone will be a guarantee
that your work will be OF the best We
have a specialist in each department
Best operators, best gold workmen
and eXtractors OF teeth; in fact. all the
stan are inventors Of modern dentis-
try. We will tell you in advance ex-
actly what your work will cost BY free
examination. Give Us a call and you
will find We DO exactly as we adyer-
tlse. -
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24

plot. that the ground nav lie fAlloS
ali winter and be sewn wttA new seed
IN the spring % briar forth 4 zee and
better sod for the lawn. One OF tbs
first places General Corhia will tsks
his wife for visit viii be 20 his iittis
garden in the shadow Of the Wa
building Ard IL she does not com
mend his taste and skill as garden
g she will be the first woman = v.sit
It without giving connsndaiion-
leg ef Tesehers' Transport
The Log Of the Teachsrs' Trans
port has been received at the Insular
Bareaa. and II gives not only the on
eial data OF the trip from Saa Fran
cisco 70 Manila but il also g'-es
MANY details OF the doings CT tie
tsacheEs who went 20 the Philip mes
20 teach the natives the ways n
Americans. The tea hers published a
Journal OF the yo~Hge. which Is in
ciuded IN the log This journal
shows that the teachers had a good
time and that ;hs-e were some ro-
mances on board. though il does MT
confirm the report Of sixtv weddings
at Honolulu. One paragraph from this
teachers journal viii give an idea az
the romance OF the VOYAGE This
paragraph reads as follows:
I'VE are a happy family On board
the Thomas. and not without evil
dences OF natural affection. Honev-
moons BY the dozen glow with the
soft effulgence fore ard aft, white
romance spoons in sheltered pi aces.
and Cupid whispers his secrets under
the lee of the lifehoat. Goo-goo sves
look uuutterahle things to ewes that
look again and love beautiful to be-
hold fioUr'shes uron the teachers
transport like the royal palms in the
Queens garden"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
A violent Attack Of Group cured.

Last winter an infant child of mine
had Group in violent form.' says Elder
John w. Rogers, q Christian Evangelist,
of F'illey. Mo-, Z. s. a Il gave her a
few doses of Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy and in a short time all danger was
past and the child recovered" This
remedy not only cures Group, but when
given as soon as the first symptoms ap-
pear. win nrevent the attack. II con-
tains no opium or other harmful sub
stances and NAV be given as confidently
to a baby as to an adult. For sale by
all druggists and dealers. Benson, Smith
* Co. agents for Hawaii
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
At Auction

On Saturday. November 21d. 1901.
commencing at Is O'cI-ek noon. By or
der og john 2, cSlsuru, Esq, TresssT-
e. Of the orphegn Co. It'd, viii sell
at public suction. al NY salssroon.
corner Merchant and Alaksa streets.
the fOiioSias shares OF Delinquent
Stock OF certain Shareholders o. the
orpheun Co. Ltd:
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
THE DENTAL SPECIALISTS
No More Dread Of the Dental Chair

Teeth extracted and eiied Absolutely
without pain by our late scientific
methods. No sleep-producing agents
or cocaine. These are the oniy dental
parlors in Honolulu that have the pat
ent appliances and Ingredients to sx-
tract. ill md apply gold crowns snd
porcelain crowns. undetectable from
natural teeth. AMI warranted for ten
years. without the least particle Of
pain God crowns and teeth without
plates. gold hllingE and all other den
tai work done painlessly and By spe-
cislists.
Gold crowns, IS; full set teeth, IS:
bridge work, S.; gold filling, 81 Up;
silver filings. SOC.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
NOTICE.
CHANGE IN PASSENGER RATES,

On and after December LIST. 1901,
the following change in passenger
fares will go into effect. viz:
Deck rates between Honolulu and
the Island OF Hawaii will be increased
from $500 10 $500.
Deck rates from Honolulu % Maui
ports win be increased from $500 to
$3.50.
Cabin rates between Honolulu and
Hama. Hamoa and Kipahulu. on the
Island OF Maui. will be Increased from
$500 to 800.
All Special Rates, except to Clergy
men, will be abolished on the above
date.
II c. L. WIGHT, President.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24

Pcstponement

I am instructed BY John ?. Col
burn. Esq. Treasurer OF the Orpheum
Co. Ltd. to postpo~e the above sale
to Saturday. Nov 9. 1901. ~ 20 o'clock
neon. WILL +. FISHER.
Auctioneer.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
wAeINe GUERRILLA WAR.
indians Murder Sonora Raneher and
His Foreman.

His Foreman.
TUCSON. Ariz., Nov. 15.-A special
from Batomatal to Fl Correo de SOuO-
"a. published in Guaymas. says that
Yaqui Indians have killed Don Pedro
Moreno, a prominent rancher near
Santa Maria, and his foreman. The
two men were riding together when a
shot was fired from ambush and the
foreman fell dead from his horse.
The Yaquis seem determined to kill
the most prominent ranchers in the
valley and thir guerrilla warfare makes
travel risky.
The widow of Don Jesus Palmas has
issued an open letter TO the Govern
ment calling for aid in suppressing
the YaQuis
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
A Further Postponsmeut

7 am instructed BY John =. Col
burn, Esq, Treasurer Of the Orpheum
Co. Ltd. to postpone the above sale
to Saturday. Nov. 10. 1901. az -
o'clock noon.
WILL z. FISHER,
AuctiOneer.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
New orkDental
Parlors.

Room :, elite Building. Hotel Stree.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24

dcsrs Tho really snfoy riding With
the President. because il is too much
ike campaigning II the fsId- ne dos
not Jog along. but puts lis horse to
the Ealion and keeps him going al the
time he IS in The saddle.
Secretary Root and General CorbIn
enjoy riding. but they have trained
saddle horses that are gated for the
comfort OF the rider The President
does not care for the fancy gzits OF the
trained saddle horse. or for thorough
breds- except for endurance Of jump
ma He would prefer g ride across the
country rather than over the asphalt
pavemeuts or the bride paths OF the
District OF Columbia He therefore
strikes for the open roads whsu he
rides, and would leave them for the
rough country If he could find il near
the city
The Presidents children ride. and
are 10 have their ponies brought from
Oyster Bay. But Just HOW they have
their outings on their wheels The
reputation Of the family as rough rid
ers preceded the Roosevelts 10 the
capital, and some OF the small boys
about the city have already begun the
organization OF q rough rider company.
Last Monday group of these young
steFs galloped up the asphalt drive TO
the front entrance OF the White House
and left their ponies 10 stand without
hitehing while they presented their
cards at the door for kermet RoOse-
ualf
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
Another Possponemsnt.

am instructed by John F. Colburn,
Esq. Treasurer OF the Orpheum Co,
Ltd, 70 postpone the above sale TO
Saturday. November 23d. 1901, at y
O'Clock noon.
WILL f. FISHER.
Auctioneey.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-11-24
And Yet Another.

am further instructed by John r.
Colburn, ESQ., Treasurer OF the Or
pheum Co. Ltd. 10 postpone the abOys
sale 10 "Wednesday. Nov. eth. 1901, st
IL O'Clock noon.
WILL r. FISHER.
AuctiOneer.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-02-22

The distinction of being the ri,.."a.
and the meanest man in the To- :: in
which he lived belonged - ...d}
Scraggs. No one questioned I. g rirht
to this honor when old Andy's y if d.ed
and he went 10 four different under
takers trying to get them to make Ill a
coffin for five dollars out of sclnc vIIn-
eaten old black walnut boards he had
kept in his barn for 20 years "for tl.at
very purpose" as he admitted. Wien
he was worth over Sl50,0C0 : c !. l. q.
went to him to solicit something for
O widow with six little children who
had been burned ont Of house and irIli".
and who had not a i-nny in the world
nor change of clothing fer h~r chill
dren or herself. I'm dreadful sorry
for her." said old Andy, "dr,adful sor-
ry, an l agree with you that it's right
for her friends and neighbors to help
her out. III do my sheer, g.nllciain.
III do my sheer" He vas making his
Usual five or six tons of maple sugar {;
.he time, and, after Il few moments ! :
Election, he said; "I'll tell We what FL
do; I'll ssnd her over two quar- ) o
maple sirup if she'll be sure ! } send
back the jar I'll have to put it ia.
think that'll be bout my sheer, gintle-
min"-Detroit Free Press.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-02-22
Summons for Publication in
Foreclosure of Tax Lien

Lawrence A. Vincent, Plaintiff, DE
Barnum and Elpha L. Miller. Defendants
The state OF Washington t. D. +. Bar.
nun and Elpha Miller, Deiendants:
You are hereby summoned 10 appear
within sixty days after the date Of the
first publication Of this summons, fowl,
within sixty DAYS after the llth day Of
January, A. d., 1901, and defend the
above entitled action in the above emf.
tied court, and answer the complaint Of
the plaintiff, and serve a copy OF your
answer upon the undersigned attorpev
for plaintiff, at his Office b low stated.
and in case Of your failui, 50 to do
Judgment will be rendered aldinst Won
according to the demand o the com.
plaint. which has been Fl cd with the
clerk Of said court.
This action is brought upon Certificate
OF Delinquency numbered 1899 assign.
ments numbered 1878, 1874 and 1875, il.
sued on the 18th day OF September, A.
D., 1900, by the County OF kiltitas, state
OF Washington, and now owned and held
by plaintiff herein, for delinquent taxes
for the year 1895 amounting to SLIGO
with interest at 10 per cent yer annum
from Sept. 18th, 1900, and taxes Of all
subseqent years amounting TO $24.RO
with interest at ID per cent per annnm
from Sept, 18th, 1900, upon the following
described real es,ate situate in the COM.
ty II Kittitas, State oil Washington, to.
wit:
Lots numbered nine o.. ten uN) and
an in Block numbered sixty-seven (67)
in Shoudy's End Addition to the town
tnow city, Of Ellensburg, Kitttds County,
State OF Washington. TO OBJ ain judgment
foreclo,ing the lien thereof and for sale
OF said real esiat. Ascending 70 law.
WRENCE A. VINCENT,
Attorney I'm hi own behalD
+. O. address Ellensbug County Of
Kittitas, Washington.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-02-22
pUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

-She-"Since my return from the
south of France I'm another woman
Sarcastic Friend-"How delighted your
husband must be.'-Tit-Bits.
-"cister McGinns, you must exer-
else patience with your husbands in
firnities." Or Fourthly, the weather
is too warm for exercise and won t. -
Chicago Tribune.
No Need to Look.-"O, Harry" eX-
claimed Mrs. Cumso, do look at That
bug crawling across the mirror. 1T
must he a ladybug." replied Cumso'
without raising his eyes from his news
paper-Detroit Free Press.
Mr.. Meanitall- THAT Miss Flurt-
some is literally throwing herself at
Cholly Cbumpleigh's head" Miss
Coldeal--'I don't doubt it. She said,
the other day. she would stop at moth
ing to make hit. Brooklyn Life.
-She-"Did you have a pleasant even
ing at Gaybirds?" He-"Glcrious.
che-''What did you do?' He-"Thata
lust like woman. How could it have
been a glorious time five could remem-
Der anything we did?'-N. /. Evening
World.
The Retort Trampean.-Miss Chile
dame-"Don't you know that nature re-
bells against lazness? \ man can get
nothing in this world without labor.
Wrestling I,umph. Can't he?
He can git hungry, guess. '.liarpcr'
Bazaar.
Piano Teacher Ito father Of one cf
his pupils)-"I have come 10 ask yan
for your daughters hand 'Nhc.
that's your came, is it? You have l""A
making love to my daughter instead Of
teaching Lcr? Very well, you can have
her. but hall deduct the money paid
for the lessons from her dowry. =
Fliegende Blaetter.
Aunt Nary-"l'ut tell me, how did
you happen to marry him. Bertha
why, you see everything was ready.
He had asked me to have him and | had
consented; lie had procured the license
and engaged a Clergyman; ard ! had
sent out cards and ordered the cal.
so, you see. we thought we might as well
90 through with it. There, aunt, that
is the reason, as near as | can remember
it."-Boston Transcript.