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dcrllolst street.


Futuritv course. purse y ynu upon
maideus Bad Wade los TuA aud your ~"
100 pr.gv Ninr4 NJ I'm. rroncc DollHI
ST,io, rlTJ 100 mo f',,lrar rlct safe with
o. Rameso iOO. Lily Dale 6Fn"p Wen
Seven frluugs, sailing g.. y. el,lel
many 100 Mhulchack. Muz ,,C,,gl"laIE.
iI,lnte, 10 ""' ''' Money roll OF
~ ,i,. ,,r,t,,,,., tclittep reported
% u" We ''""""S 100 with more
M "'",' W. ,,..,. .ut 90 cOluHc ol
Ned Dennis NJ, Ping 100, pp
81. Anthony 10, Alicia ~. ~, t,,,,,i CO..
rive iurlnHRN' h'iluE; Difference it viii
Lichtenstcin lOJ, Sir Lewis J. yynrt cnIeny
1l3 Water Scratch, Phyllis 8. SUNDAY ,ight
Mile and q sixteenth. ser
10. Bonnie Idssak 9S. Duc1 q
40, Lodcstar III, Ulsturbcr iABs1To
Raining and sloppy. 50
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s.uar.. Worsted BY Virginia.

Richmond, va. November 2s'-lhe M
versity Of Virginia football team uelea', ~
the University Of the Sonth lseW shIs city
the closing game OF the season ~ 'A4N
today. score 81 to 5.
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Dallas Defeated Fort WoTtn'

Fort Worth. Texas. November 2s.-iue
lightweight football team Of Dallas usleu.,
ed the local eleven today 10 Ten ptteynd
game The score was 10 D. Inv
ance was large.
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Houston ID, eaIyeston 6.

Galveston, Texas. November 2s-m
football game between the Houston hlsu
school team and that Of the Ban nigh Sel9 no.,
Of this city the former were the
q SCORE of 30 70 q.
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style as himself, Terry McGovcru was
knocked out this afternoon M tbc Nutncr
AtbIcH, ,i,h ,,. ..v..,-- c..,..,, ..t..,..
''N minutes 'i 'he slnrt ~ the hght rue /
end came after minute and fortyfour
seconds Of the second rouud had ELAPSED. 1
.y,,,r.. ro.h..4. .,
p''''ucc Is known as Billy RotA"eil OF /
Denver Colo. not only defeated the cham 1
niou Ia less than two rounds OF lighting, /
hue !, ,,a q. - 49,. 80 ....
o., 5.,.,, 49,. ., - A..
no DOUBT about the cleanness OF ms VIC
tory. The shock to the New York en-
thusiasts who crowded tho boxing pavilion
was repetition OF the disappointment ok /
hihltcd b, tho adhcrcnts Of John =. SLlu-
van Nheu JHlNes D. N'Inell u'lea''u L.iH
I'm N,y, Orleans
'H W" VI '1""'
Terry McGovcIn was as tit rs the power
- .
'''' N''''' '"' " "'' awe
FOR his man From the start tb,, lads won't
''' '''s man W." '''
at each other like game cocks and 10 looked
as IL citbor might 60 ONT in tho G:st
.o.,rd ,,,t,,,,r., oot tbo worst n .ho
opening round and In his cndeaYor TO get
.t 60
IN. left himself open several Tines 'cr'
f,,., stood ,e Ntos.,,,.,,r, an ,,,ry Loud aud
'e'1 S''0N 'H
TRY. but the little Brooklyn boy went IN as
....
I ar therc were nolhlns 10 ll puN 'H' "'"'''i
end Of the purse
when NlcGoyeu was Knocked down In
the opening round there were cries OF dis
-. -, ,,t. r,.,,o-, h,,t ,is wan lorf,,
lu'l -.""' ms ,a
iecuperNuVe powers were vqu'' 10 '"'
emergency and he was ON his te"t within
seven seconds
t
This downfall seemed TO take lhe
stamina out Of NcGoyeru, but ne fought
aha. round ont "a, rIa,cr efvIo end tried
Ne 'o""' ,.,.h .,,,,,,.I
haid TO a'"ld lhe lfi'Nl NHtSu 'e'".N
in store for him He tried with his rush
tt "a ,,,.,.,1 80, nroBt,hle
'"A "''N' -',..4+ .,,.+ btr,
4 on former occasions hul N'i''l' "''' '' ,'
every tim, and couutcrcd hard ON nc'h,
. WI. 1,,..,. ,,,,o hack to
. ga" anu Ae""' w N'" ''.tN
his corner at the end of the INST r"uNu
ha said. uTli3t's Che toughest guy | ever
,a u,1. bt,, inst ae .n,n as
met nut 'i H'A H." J"9' ''
epe uu rupuiur'
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Detroit. November aS-Rube Ferns Of
Buffalo was given the decision over Charlie
lhurston of san Francisco after fifteen
rounds Of fast hghting tonight
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Muncie Ind. November Is George Mum.
roe formerly Of New York. aud Gus Bcze.
nah of Cincinnati went fifteen rounds here
tonight TO u draw.
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nm WAS THE VICTOR
4. i. and NJ. Eleven by a
u Score Of u to o.
~, & At AN END IN TEXAS.
ool,eos Had an Easy Thing
Gsssa'S' 49, = zeal eddiron, Defeat
10 the Masseys'

xo,amber %. The regu-
". 1sSas, ,sciylng football game be-
~ i anao Of the state university univ, 81;
7 iss ,s s,nltural and Mechanical col.
y As s today on Varsity athletic
4. zane was unlnteres s.,'t,., en-,
p Wy superiority of VARSITY rue
y s'' Ming outclassed. When ine
2 ~ !, tSIrty five minutes had e Fhdea
VI o ~ varsity IS, College 0.
80 ~ ,lttIe time was available IN
~ ,a KIN. owing to darkness but
sSaa tlme Rucgman made touch
= p" ',souatters Kicked goal, making
- ~ a TO o. In the first half
n ~, goal from the field when
r. go I'd which was the feature OF
~ = tho arst half Ruckman made
rsosdcSns, W. b. McNunoh one anu
Dea.,sa three goals, missing one.
|Sd ss.,sd half both teams useu LEU t,l,,
&c NJ substitutes, varsity giving
Sos' chance to get III US
y "a Texas tcnyard line, the
w s--.mbIed. but College could not
% ~ sst'i for a touchdown. Only once
7 " make a gain of over ten yarus'
gsisss ~, mad made FIRST down several times.
q Ine' .. slnI right half back did not
" .s,n1nt Of bruises received during
Do =, ended with today's game, and
IsT s,S are having big bonfire ana
' ,osight on the campus, tull-
ii aris Mas elected captain for next
q team. ,..
|sIfs ioo'O"'' Position. College.
~ Left End ...,.....'... Blake
''"' Left Tackle. ....... simpson
left Guard..... Davenport
Center ........... Miner
-, Right Guard. .:...,. JOrdon
~ cant. Right Tackle. .RldenhoWer
Right End. ..... carpenter
Quarterback..... Mastersoh
Left H0lf......... Meyer
IA .Fullback. ,........ Oewhi e
,sa Right Halfback. ........ Men
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~ s.ylor .. A and M. 0.

sA TstAs = and NJ. 0.
I i.stuVs. November 2s-one If the
; ssrs ,.a,, p the Thanksgiving s1-
was a football game this
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Nicotine Al Alvin.

Alvin. Texas, November 81 The protract-
ed meeting which has been In progress Mt
the First Presbyterian church in this ci.y
Tor the past week under the direction of
Rev. w. II. Richardson, evangelist for the
synod Of Texas. Is awakening much inter-
oct Tho mneinE viii continue nnnlhnr
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.eeclVCs worthy or
10 OF the world
J Whit, us not
mo-, that there was
MS a race we love
Mayor loft the
mi committee the
phc Mist Rolls
~ the Baptist
4. .crcncc, Cnuvlud
upliucnt on the
the A. n. ii
responded, civ
g., were possessed
on the world
'fgroa ability in
VS. Hs well ais 10
bishops morning
~ II dancing Tie
i a "a erFgnf many
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nbcr - Trust
! your session.
II e. Saltcr
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-01-05

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,es&peaUk
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DaS atbmen Mnb 0erf6In6et
fatarrbalii6er Site

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Sn benz Orts Sutton, Ostpsgos
eouni9, gf.zg.. tpeldtr 1000 gintpobz
rsr 5ablt, babsn ale 9otsfs Bis auf
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bat Ilf1 fur5li4 gegen bic grtbsTfuna
bon Ghantlicenaen erfldrt.
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CA3
fragt die 9Ds SOte, DialT Inner G8kauft Hah
soh5ft
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Wnttf6e MuffI6rmtte

entbGIt oas s~ebiesene beutiHe Wtrf Der Rets
tunsssMnfer", 45. @ulaee. $50 6eiien FART, NIT
nielen Iebrreihen Juuftratione1. nebf elmer Mbs
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uno Jrau seIeien pfroen ioate. llnentbebrlfb
fir iunse 2eute, bic f1 oersbeli9tn tueusn, ooeT
inslldlid) perheirafbef ftnb.
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man sefnnbe Rinter seust uno Oefdfedbfstranf'
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mie Gd,trGde, Nerpofitdf. Snlpptens. Fplntf'
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obne fd,dcltd,en Daeff,inen .name rt1c bei!en fann.
yin treusr Greuno une tpeiier Ratbaeber 1T oiefes
nnibertreffibe neutihe Bud, tueIhes mad GINS
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Der rRettunss Nnfer" III AUDI gu
1oben Bel Sr.osrid Witte, 236 Noroz
9otparo=GiraBs.
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niitrdtion aud ben Rdtb beg @ouperz
neurs niht befolgen, obi9On oies ben
beiten Nustpeg biekn niirbe UNI bic
gan5e fdtaEe GeI9i9ts nisber3uf4Gd7
gen unb cine Nn5abl bstannter repubz
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gu 6etpabren.
9egenfeittge @efGtGigz
Knt
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
Sweating, reea.


The process known as Sweating" is
not confined to human beings. 1t is
applied to bees by some up to date
keepers.
The natural tendency of the bee to
work and It's great dislike TO idlencss
are made use OF to the fullest extent.
Honey is a product that yields a good
profit, so the beckeeper brings the
howers as near as may be to the hive
and induces his insect gatherers to
work hard TO collect the honey from
them.
An expert beekceper gives the fol-
lowing idea Of what they will do. Sew
enty-Gve acres of land planted with
white clover or sanfoin will keep 100
hives busy during the three summer
months. The yield of honey for cnch
fine day is ten pounds per acre, and as
the plant flowers twice and remains in
bloom for a week very often the total
yield In 10000 pounds.
Combmaking Is lighter and less dan
geroUs work than gathering honey. so
the young bees usually perform this
task. But the keeper wants them all
TO work and work hard, so he provides
the base Of the comb In natural size
and pure wax. That leaves less work
to be done at home, and the bees go
out Immediately there is nothing more
for ihem to do inside. The keeper also
takes care to constantly empty the
combs, so that the bees shall always
be laboring to on London Stand
ard.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

"John," she satd. suddenly shaklna
him, there Is q burglar in the house"
"Are you suref7 he asked.
Positive" she replied. Don't you
hear hlmT'
He got up and began to dress hastily.
but quietly.
"what are you going to do, JohnT'
she inquired.
Il am going TO sneak out the back
way and get a policeman" he an.
swcred.
"But II you go right down stairs
now" she said, you'll find him in the
dining room"
"Oh, I'll find him, win II he retort
ed sarcastlcaliy. Well, now you just
look me over carefully"
Eyes, John; what Of til"
do | look like a man who has lost q
burglar anywhere?'
mo; Of course not, but
do | have the reputation OF being
an impairment fellow who is always
interfering with other peoples bust.
ness? DO I in any way resemble the
lost and found department OF a daily
newspapers"
No"
"Then why should l get tangled up
with other peoples property
you're afraid, john"
Afraid nothlngl' he retorted lndig
nautly. Il am looking at It from an
ethical point OF view, This burglar IN
doubtedly has been lost By the police,
and If l took charge of him they might
think | was trying to steal him and
make a lot Of trouble for me. Besides.
I'm no searching party. You women
dont understand the ethics OF business
at all."-Chicago Post.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
sIaddened by solitude.

The Canadian northwest is a proba-
tlonary haven for wealthy young Eng
glishmen of nomadic instincts. Nun.
bers Of them annually purchase hunt
ing and camping outfits from the Hud-
son Bay company and strike into the
barren lands to prospect for minerals
or take up land on the prairies. But
most often they return to the civillza-
ton Of the towns with nothing but
hard words for the wilderness,
The construction Of the T~emlscamlng
railroad induced the younger son of
one wealthy English family to take a
trip into that %outlandish district. He
returned to Ottawa a disappointed
man. IT'S the most desolate country
you can imagine" be said to his
friends. ~ have been out prospecting
sometimes for a whole day without
seeing n sign Of animal life. Once the
only living thing | came across was a
bird, and it was so Disguised that it
was trying to knock It's brains out
against a tree
He had seen a woodpecker.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
renNne the sehoolmnster.

10 the town records Of the city of
Boston there is a curious passage
which records how a schoolmaster was
examined and what happened. The
manner In which the visit of inspection
Is recorded makes n incline to the
view that the unlucky schoolmaster
may not have had fair play, although
If he was really inefficient he may be
said to have been judged by his peers.
In the record for the 22d of May,
1922, It is set forth that:
Coll Pen Townsend, jeremiah Al
len Esqr, & John Edwards together
with the Select men, VISITED the
wrightlng School at the southerly End
of Boston On Thursday the oath apll
1922. and Examined the Scholars I'M
der mr. Ames Anglers tuition as to their
proficiency in Reading writing Scy-
phering & the masters ability of teach.
ing & %Instructlng youth his rules &
methods therefore And are of Opinion
That II will be no Service to the Town
to Continue. mr. anger in that Employ
W%hereupon 1t was voted that the
said MIR, Ames Anger should not con
tinue master Of the "Said South
school,"
1t is true that nothing Is said of the
methods of spelling inculcated at tbs
"wrighting School," and it Is also pos
sible that a clerk rather than the com
mittee was responsible for the errors
Of the record, but there is certainly
something absurd In the passage as 1
stands.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

IMllk EFFfllHI SHE PULLED
SELF TOGETHER.
- having taken the rings.
To fool It n duty to report
however, md after being
livisctl to have an eye on his
ocs and unknown customers he
ismissrd with the promise that
.uttor would hc looked into. As a
ttoi or fact, no assignment was
Dee on the case Some fash chap
lifted tho jewels without even
rull being remembered. and it was
asc 10 hunt for n needle in n hay
wasn't three days before another
was reported by another Strand
'pr This time If was n diamond
ursi. and hc was positive that he
shown It 20 only three ladies before
MISSED 1t. lie was reluctant to give
ane but when pressed TO do so
Lat of the marquis wife again headed
t list. The others were almost as far
shove suspicion. and the inspector look
at The complainant In a way to make
m trel like n culprit. This time |
put ON the case. but ] shall be hon
nough TO say that It was a mere
10 of form. II was more than any
lis head was worth even to hint
11c OF the three Indies mentioned
ut have carried the ornament away
% moment Of observation-disclosures.
10 was about five days after this that
iac third case was reported This time
% jrwcler had lost a pair of valuable
. almond earrings. ond he had to DO
iarl pressed 10y the Inspector before
ln would admit that the loss was de-
ci almost Immediately after the
ris vito had left the store. She
entity admired the ornaments and
PSI decided 10 purchase them at
NOt for one instant. not
q the jeweler suspect the
of ovrn taking the Jewel
OF abstraction. but some
il his duty 10 report the
Inspector didn't blur this
lrsman quite as heavily as he
afsi ana Second. and he looked
d thoughtful when / was Civ
4sr and hr related particulars.
otd 90 go my own way about IT.,
made a blundeF Scotland Yard
fr me no more as n detective.
wasn't al al encouraging. you
iut I had 10 90 ahead ana make a
wf Much TO ny surprise. after
nging the matter over came 10 the
conclusion that the marquis wife
might possibly be guilty Of shoplihing.
Tbe idea almost took my breath away
~ the first 60 on. bot when ! came to
recall tho many rumors about the mar
quis being a gambler, hard mp, a man
or mlserish habits az home. and so
forth. there looked 10 be something In
n from a defectiye's standpoint.
The lady was wen known to we by
sight. She was past As, much faded,
aud her face always carried a fretful,
worried look. / simply waited until
she appeared on the street 10 her car
riagc. as II bound on a shopping tour,
aud ihen followed her. II was a week
after the inird case was reported that
Fhe came out. and she went directly 70
o Rond street jewelers.. ! followed
Der into fhe store. where she was
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
ola cooseberry For Ne., shIpr.

II may be ungenerous to dispel a pop
ular delusion. but there is no one
among the thousands who witness a
ship launch who does not believe that
the beautifully g~arlanded bottle Of
wine broken against the stem of q ship
Is anything but the choicest brand Of
champagne drawn from the admlraps
cellar Whenever a ship is launched in
a dockyard. the admiralty generously
allow gao as the cost OF the jubilatlon.
and included In this sum of $40 is the
item Of 3 shillings for wine, Hence It
follows that not only is the wine not
drawn from the admiral's cellar. but 1t
certainly is not champagne of foreign
vintage.-Engllsh Navy and Military
Record.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
Tired Wan.

Once there was n man who complain
ed constantly because It required so
much toll for him to make a living. He
declared that he would rather be buried
than work for a living. and so his
neighbors started ont to crafty his
wish. 4 stranger. seeing them about
10 entomb a living T. an, inquired why
they were doing so. On being told that
the man complained Of having to work
for a living and preferred 10 be buried,
the strangers heart was moved. and he
offered 10 give the complaining man
ten bushels Of corn. rs It shelledT'
asked the Discontinued soul. and when
Informed Il was not he remarked.
"Well. then. let the burial proceed"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25
LADY :. :. :. :.
LIGHTFINGERS.
In N. Quad.
Copyright 1901, BY c. B. Lewis

The start &c The whole matter was
ihe lodging Of a complaint at Scotland
Yard rs n VOL known iewolcr doing
business on the Strand. Tie had miss
ca two diamond rings from "a tray he
bad bern cxhihitlng To several lady cus.
TONER'S, hut unfortunately for him the
gems had been gone an hour perhaps
before Ne knew That dcft fingers had
p%urloincd them under his worry eyes.
lie could recall the names Of -four or
1--WE Indies. and he headcd the list with
the name OF "A marquis wife, hut The
Inspector on duty might well smile and
turn away nt that Had the jewelpr
not hecn IN such n pcrturbe1 state Of
mind he would never have included
ilat name. Indeed. before he left the
place. lie apoiogizcd, partly to himself,
FOR having given any names at al, as
& was utterly absurd to suspect any Of
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

Hello, Central. Give me one triple
nought South"
"WhatT'
Don't you catch lt7 One zero. zero,
zero South"
"Wh-a-t2"
South o double nought, nought"
cant you speak p~lainerf"
zone thousand South = ten hundred
South. Get Il now?"
"Oh, you mean South m ought, dou.
bic ought. All right"-ChicagO Trib.
une.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

Wederly-The doctor says I must
take more exercise. DO you think l
ought to begin with dumbbells3
Mrs. Wederly-Suppose for a starter
you come out with me this afternoon
and wheel the baby carrlage7
Wederly II - er - really, Mary, l
couldn't think OF t. l don't want to
overdo the thing the irst day.-Chlca-
60 News.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

Witness lie looked me straight In
the eye and
Lawyer There. sir. you've 6atly con-
tradlcted -FOUR fOrnler statement.
Witness How soy
Lawyer You said before that he bent
his gaze on yor. and now youll please
pzplaln hoW he could look you straight
Ia tho cye with n bent gaze,
Wltness falnfs.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1901-10-25

are practically annihilated
by the ocean cables and
land telegraph systems
which now belt the cir
conference of Earth in