Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

expect giddy janitor to do any rush
| ing around. I've got pretty soft
| thing over there, and l want to keen
| it,
"Und how vhas dose women folks
about now?' queried the grocer.
'TMr. Wasserman, did you ever study
human nature?" queried the jandtor in
| reply.
II pellet hat. Yes, sir, / know if a
dago comes here to buy cucumber for
cents he may stick me NIT a bogus
| half dollar"
But that's the human nature of a
man. I'm talking about woman's hu-
man nature
"Vhell, If my wife WANTS some shoes
und I don't buy him, dere vhas a row."
Yes, that's a woman's human ma
ture all right, but you don't hardly
catch onto this case. I told you about
the row in the hall over the cab Well,
when the wounded got we'll l expected
another scrap, but they changed the
programme. 1t was Mrs. O'Sullivan
who led off. She fixed it up somehow
for messenger to call just when she
knew the dago and the colored woman
would be listening over the banisters
The messenger stood in the open front
door and called out for all to hear:
Does Bridget OSullivan reside In
this fiat?'
"'she do replied O'sullivan as she
opened her door.
is she the wife of Timtohy O'Sulli-
van?'
"'She are
A lineal DESCENDANT of the O'Shanes
of ireland, who had 40 castles on hand
at one time and every wan of them full
OF royal guests?'
That's me to a dot answered
OSullivan. And now what may be
the matter wild We and me and all the
rest of us?'
Your royal highness, went on the
| messenger, making a low bow and at
the same time raising his voice, I am
STINT by his majesty the king OF Eng
land to ask We to hold on for a few
weeks longer in MdMurphy's flats,
though they are no place for lady
like ye, and he will rebuild the castle
of Ballyhoo and make We prisint Of
! it as token Of his esteem for the
O'Sullivans. Good mornin' to We. Ouch
ess O'Sillivan,-good mornin,'
THE dago and the colored woman
heard every word of it and were knock
ed fat said the janitor, with a wan
smile, 'but I knew they were not the
sort to eb kept down for long. The
honors rested with O'Sullivan only for
day Tim came off his coal cart for
a few hours and got as drunk as lord
should and promised his children seven
goats and a governess apiece, and his
wife sent out for custard pie and a
| brick OF ice cream and inquided of the
! neighbors II they knew of lady's maid
she could pick up on short notice. 1t
was the dago's turn next morning. and
| she was ready for it. AS Mrs. 0Sulli-
van was standing in the front door and
| the BARRIERS wife leaning out OF her
window up came a messenger with a
| lordly air and called out:
I bear an important message to the
Countess of Divito and would see her
royal highness at once
els it the dago on the second floor
We wants! asked O'5univan as her
jaw dropped.
1.-The Countess Divfto and none 9TH
err. All, there she appears
WHO wanta me?' asked the dago
as she came sweeping down the hall.
My message. countess said the
messenger as he swept the floor with
his sap, is from your king and queen,
and it is their royal command that you
give UP this romantic adventure and re-
| turn to Italy within a month. The
court is lonely without you and your
vassals sigh for sight Of your sweet
face
"fYou go backa and tella de king and
queen dat come alonga pretty soon.
replied the countess. and with look
of contempt at O'SulIivan she sailed
away. You catch on to the racket.
| don't you. Mr.. Wasserman."
II pellet I do" replied the grocer as
he. threw a potato 1t Z stray dog wan
defing about the store, Dose W0meus