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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

''Oi am not. Twas all a mistake. TIL
mon was only dom his jooty. He fought
Oh was tn cop in plain clothes. III
dianapolis Press.
First d-"Remember old
Brown namin' his boy HezekiaE Amini-
dab, SOS they would be no nonsense
about him?'
Second Graybeard-"Yep"
We'll, the boy mas run off 10 be cir
Gus performer, SOS he kin carry some
other name, that's all."--Indianapolis
Press.
"Your husband seems TO be making a
large and unique collection of books. -"
remarked the caller. looking with interest
at the costly array of rare volumes on
the library shelves.
Yes" replied Mrs. Goswel, with we'll
bred Indifference Il believe he becomes
more bibulous every day he lives. The
Bookseller.
Eureka. l have it at LAST he shout
ed.
What? Again." inquired the Pessi-
mistic Editor.
ous. | have devised an alarm clock
which YOU may set for O o'clock. but
which will not go off until you want TO
get MP. Baltimore American.
On the sands along the beach at Ma
Mia We spied double almond-the beau
tiful native girl and |.
Shall we eat philopena| ! asked
gaily.
At this | thought she would fall 10 the
ground from sheer fright. so colOrless
grew her cheeks. Probably she thought
l was mailman, probably a cannibal-
who ws?-lndianapolis Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Specialization in every line Of ability is
becoming. so increasingly characteristic Of
the day that there are iepartments of on
deavor in which the worker has arrayed
against him the entire weight of public
influence whenever he is tempted to fol-
low freely the inner promptings of his
talent, and TO try experiments, TO feel
ms way along new openings. An actor
who makes a success OF one order of
characterization is debarred from essay
ing another, and a different. order. A
writer who triumphs in one field" must
live in that field thenceforward. This is
no unimportant thing, and it deserves to
be considered more carefully than we are
wont 10 do The matter to be regretted
is that modern specialism stands often in
the way of unfolding and perfecting of
talent even within the limits of the one
chosen calling Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Deafness Cannot be Cnreh

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseastd portion of the ear. There is
oy constitutional remedies Deafness Is
caused by an i1famed condition OF the mu.
cous inning OF the Eustachinn Tube When
This tube is inhamed you have a rumbllny
sound or imperfect hearing, and when IL is
entirely closed. Deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
anu TINS tube restored 10 Its normal condi-
ton. hearing Will be DESTROYED forever: nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarfn,
which Is nothing but an infamed condition
or the mucous surfaces
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrhl
tnat cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars; free
r. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists 1nc
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Vetoes-English and Americ.n.

One need not look for changes OF world
wide Importance to follow the accession
of new ruler in Great Britain. for the
power Of the British sovereign is, after
all, closely circumscribed. Though in
theory. for example, the sovereign may
veto an act Of Parliament, in practice
the privilege is not allowed. No English
King or Queen, in fact. has exercised the
power since Queen Anne vetoed n bill in
1907 almost 200 years ago. Ii is worth
while 10 contrast this with the practice
and power of our own chief executive.
Although Washington, indeed. vetoed
only bills, and Lincoln 3, Grant vetoed
As and Cleveland. in his first term alone,
vetoed 301 Saturday Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Il - Jackstraws. - -
ne higher crities-galiery gods.

The higher critics-galiery gods.
A row all for nothing-0000090
On the wrong scent-"Musk" on a pat
chouli bottle.
Royal persons are fond of sport
There's the kingtiSher.
Sometimes a burglar causes even the
police TO get ratified.
The audience is glad when a raw anna.
teur performer gets done.
The weather gets here all at once, al
though it comes by degrees.
a man has to undergo great deal
when his business goes under.
Common sense isn't so common that il
is uncommonly common.
1t takes great faith to remove noun.
tainS. but a little worry makes a noun
tain of Il molehill.
The man who looks down on others i,
seldom the one TO whom others look up
The thick of the fray" does not de-
scribe the condition of thread-bare over
coat
The most realistic performance on rec
ord was when Samson brought down the
house.
Without the right kind of teachers. ne
school can have the proper faculty foi
imparting knowledge.
Considering the hump. it would seem
that the most appropriate material fol
bicycle suits is camel's hair.
People are like clocks; they are moi
sufficiently cleaned by simply having
their hands and face washed Philadel
phia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
BEST SPRING MEDICINE
The Palm Given to DR.. Greene's
Neryura.
That Grand Jury, the People, Have So
t,s Decided.
fsefaks98sNsR
Used BY Hundreds Of Thousands In
Spring as a Blood Medicine.

nr Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
.omadv is indeed 1.-THE Worlds Great
Snring Medicine" 1t has come to be
recognized by almost everybody as the
host possible spring medicine to take
and hundreds of thousands of our peo-
Mo use it during the trying spring
months. to tone up anew the relaxed
nerves, and re-invigorate and enrich
the blood.
A spring medicine is necessity II
one wishes to keep in perfect health
and vigor during the changes from
winter to summer. This grand spring
tonic. this perfect spring medicine, DR..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy, is exactly what the system
needs at this season. 1t not only puri-
des. but makes rich, red blood; it not
only strengthens and invigorates the
nervous system, but re-energizes and
reyitalizes the nerves by feeding them
with renewed nerve force and power.
II is not only an aid to digestion, but
II creates a regular, natural and
healthy action of the bowels, liver, kid
news, which in the spring are always
sluggish and inactive.
In fact, it is just what people need
to make them we'll and keep them we'll
during these months, so threatening to
the health of all, and when it is con-
sidered that DIR. Greene's Neryura
bIao5 oDd Torva pamodv lie rnoAa on
tirely from pure, healthgiving vege-
table remedies, and that people give
it more testimonials of cure than any
other remedy on earth, no one can
doubt that it is the very best spring
remedy for everybody to use.
Mr.. Gustave Lelbach of 337 First
street, Jersey City, n. J., says
81 was troubled with sick headaches,
and could not sleep on account of the
pains in my head. l was suffering
night and day with dyspepsia, could
not eat anything, my stomach would
sour so. had to starve myself to have
any ease. l had to give up work at
last, l was so nervous and miserable,
and was falling away in flesh so that
my friends hardly knew me- / tried
several remedies, but without avail.
At last someone recommended DR..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve rem
edy. tried one bottle and began to
improve. / started in to eat all right;
then picked up my health; my headr
aches disappeared, and my weakness
and sour stomach went away. / used
three bottles, and could sleep all night
with ease; used six bottles, and felt
like a new man. can now do a hard
days work without any trouble, and 1
am as happy as bird in spring. l was
so miserable, always suffering, always
in pain, but now / am like a new man."
Use DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy this spring, for it is the
discovery and prescription of we'll
known physician, DR.. Greene, of 80
W. 14th street, New York City, who is
responsible for its beneficial action,
and who can be consulted free of
charge, personally or by letter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Pat Registers.

The pompous man walked haughtily up
10 the hotel register, seized a PEN looked
way off over the clerks head, and in
scribed, with great flourish, the follow
ing:
"Prof. Hewitt Howler. Phi. D., LII
D., NJ. D."
Then he threw the pei down and
stared superciliously at man with q
;lax. pipe, who Immediately picked up the
pen and wrote:
Prof. Pat Mccain, II. o. d. G. A. r
r. |. e. r."
After which they glared at each 9th
or, and the belIboy took the professor
grip and ed.-Lndanapolis Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Where to PINT Whisky.

The way 10 take whisky is not to drink
it but to put it in your boots, says an
Edinburgh correspondent. The effect Of
whisky on the feet is wonderful. II
keeps the wet off. and makes feet. sock
and shoe perfectly plable and prevents
sores and cbilblains. Prof Rankine
walks forty miles every Sunday on this
treatment. His work 1T Edinburgh en-
tails a good deal Of confinement, and
exercise is necessary to counteract its
effect. His long walk. he says, leaves
him quite fresh and fit for anything.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
How to Make Ice.

Water in a shallow pan. in a sheltered
place. will freeze even when the Their
mometer is above the freezing point.
This is due to the rapid loss of heat Of
the earth after nightfall. In some hot
countries ice is obtained in commercial!
quantities by setting shallow earthen-
ware pans of water on the ground pro
tected from the wind.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Physicians recommend kEMP'S BAL
SAM for patients afflicted with the grip.
as it is especially adapted for the throa,
and lungs. Don't wait for the first synp-
toms, but get a bottle to-day and keep il
on hand for use the moment it is needed
If neglected the grip brings on pneumo
MIA. KENP'S BALSAM prevents this
by keeping the cough loose and the lungs
free from inflammation. All druggists
o1c and 5OC
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
What Do the Children Drink {?

Don't give them tea or coffee Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAIN-O? II is delicious and nour-
ishing and takes the place of coffee.
The more urain-O you give the children
the more health you distribute through
their systems. Grain-O is made of pure
grains, and when properly prepared
tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but
costs about u as much. All grocers sell
il I5p md o5c
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
The Deepest Mines.

The greatest depth at which mining
operations are carried on in Great Brit
ain is $500 feet-at the Pendleton col
liery, near Manchester. In the Lake
Superior district this depth has been
greatly exceeded, the Calumet and Hecla
copper mine having depth of 1900 feet.
At Mons. in Belgium, cOllery is being
worked at a depth of nearly 1000 feet
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Penalty for Overcautien.

A curious example of the reward Of
excessive virtue is the case of certain
pickle manufacturers who have been
making their pint bottles hold little
more than a pint. to be on the safe side
OF the English law. When these pint
bottles arrived atCanada they found that
there was a law in operation which pro-
Vides that any package measuring more
man pint must pay duty as a quart
London Daily Chrnnicle-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Novel Wager Easily Won.

An Englishman made a wager that he
could cook plum pudding ten feet be
Meath the surface of the Thames, and
won the bet by placing the pudding in
lin case and putting the whole in sack
Of lime. The heat of the lime. shaking
when it came in contact with the water
was sufficient to cook the pudding in two
hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
The Original Scamp.

A scamp was originally only a trav-
eler, but in the early middle ages most
Of the scampering was done for some
good cause, and the man who scampered
was IN virtue of that fact adjudged to
be person of bad character.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Announcement.

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal passages for catarrhal
troubles. the proprietors prepare Cream
Balm in liquid form, which will he
known as Ely's Liquid Cream Balm.
Price including the spraying tube is 20
cents. Druggists or by mail. The liquid
form embodies the medicinal properties
of the solid preparation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Two billion passengers and 930Ooo,-
600 tons of goods are carried in year
on the worlds railways.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
oldest WaterworISs System.

The oldest waterworks system in the
country is that of South Bethlehem, Pa.
The original mains laid We're made ont Of
cedar logs, some of which have been re-
Gently taken up in good state of preser-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

There are several large factories in
the United States devoted to the manu-
facture of rose water.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Concerning Lends to Consumntion

Kemps Balsam will stop the cought nj
once. Go 10 your druggist today and get
a sample bottle free. Sold in - and 30
cent bottles. Go at once; delays are
dangerous.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Snake Root and Rosin Weed.

A man in Western Kansas keeps ten
others at work digging snake root and
rosin weed from the prairies for the drug
trade. In the past eighteen months he
has shipped $4,000 pounds, some Of it to
Eurone
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

The great public schools OF the large
cities use Carriers Ink exclusively. II is
the best and costs no more than the poor
est Get il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

1T is predicted that the Triumphal
bridge at the Pan-American exposition
Wlll surpass in beauty the great Alexan-
DER bridge at the Paris exposition.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

THE SPENCERIAN BUSINESS College, NH
waukee is the Oldest and best school OF business
and shorthand In Wisconsin. Circulars free.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an in
fallible medicine for coughs and colds
n. w. Samuel. Ocean Grove, n. j.. FEB.
II, 1900
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Each package Of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYE colors either Silk, Wool or
Cotton perfectly at one boiling.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

-Toronto's population Is now estimst-
ed nj 237 ST..
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

K. W. BEEBE. m. ~. Eye, Ear Nose ana
Throat. iT3 Wisconsin st. topp. 7. o. Milwaukee.
Wis. Once hours from 10 TO ~ and 3 TO
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

The Argentine republic has offered
large tract of fertile land to Japan il il
will send her 10000 immigrants.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

The biggest things in the way OF
guns ever produced will be exhibited at
the Pan-Amercan exposition
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

The number of deaf mutes in the
United States is over 111.000, the num-
Der of totally blind is SS,924
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

Cape Colony has 10000 acres of vine
yards, with 100000 vines.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

EtTc Permanently Cured No fta nervousness after
I'll . first days use of Dr. Kine's Great Nerve Re
etorer Send FOR FREE e2 90 trial bottle and trestia
DIR Il, H. KLINE, Ltd ssi Arch St, PHILADELPHIA Pa
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

MRS wINSLow'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething: sOftens the gums, reduces In
nammation, allays pain. cures wind collie. ~
cents n bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09

The island of Formosa has only one
railway line.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
NasaI CRtarrh nnickIv rinihs

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields TO treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which IN
agreeably aromatic. 1t is received
through the nostrils, cleanses and heals
the whole surface over which it diffuses
itself. Druggists sell the soc size: Trial
size by mail, 10 cents. Test it and you
are sure TO continue the treatment
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-03-09
Egyptian Reed Pens.

The Egyptian reed, which was used for
making the pens found in Egyptian
tombs, is hard variety growing TO about
the diameter of an ordinary goose quill.
Pens made from it are said to last for .
day or two and do excellent work.
Smyrna times., 1901-07-24
MORE HISTORICAL PAPERS FOUND.
PrOthOnOtary Moore Makes More Discoveries
in His Office at Dover.

Among the valuable papers that
were found by prothOnotary William
H. Moore in the house cleaning the
prothonotary's Office has been recelv-
ing is q we'll bound volume of the acts
of the last congress held in Philadel-
phia in 1897, containing the enact
ments necessary to change the capital
from Philadelphia to Washington.
John Adams approved all the acts, as
President, Thomas Jefferson as Vice
President, and Theodore Sedgewick,
as Speaker of the House.
The document, with its remarkably
clear print, is of special value to Del
awareans because it contains the act
passed by Congress awarding a medal
to Captain Thomas TruxtOn, one of
the fathers of celebrated Sussex fam
ilv of pilots who are in the harness to
this day and reside at Lewes. The act
concerning the old Captain TruXtOn
read as follows:
h6SOlN6Nl, hdl OLO l. AODANtOhU Va
the United States be requested to pre-
sent to Captain Thomas Truxton gold
medal, emblematic of the late action
between the United States frigate,
Constellation, of SO guns, and the
French ship La Vengeance of "a guns,
in testimony of the high sense enter.
tanned by Congress of his conduct and
gallantry in the above engagement
wherein an example was exhibited by
the captains, officers, sailors and ma
rines, honorable to the Americans
named and instructive to its rising
navy.
This Sixth Congress also passed al
act that call letters and packages t.
and from Martha Washington, relic
of the late General George Washing.
ton, shall be received and conveyed b.
post, free of postage, for and durint
her life"
Smyrna times., 1901-07-24
DEATH OF JOHN M. FORD.
Proprietor Of the Bayard House and
WeI.knOwn Hotel Man.

John NJ. Ford, one of the oldest and
best known hotel men on the Penin-
sula, and for twenty-six years proprie-
tor of the Bayard House, died early
Wednesday morning after suffering
for long time with rheumatism of the
stomach, in his 10th wear.
Mr.. Ford came to Dover from
Cecil county, Maryland, where he had
been a successful hotel man for years,
and took charge of the Bayard
House in 1875. He leaves a wife and
three children-Harry F. Ford, new
proprietor of the Bavard House; JEFF
ferson Ford, owner and proprietor OF
the Hotel Rodney at Lewes; and Miss
Amy B. Ford, of Dover. Mr.. Ford
was rather a handsome man of the old
Southern type, and wore the typical
goatee and was, in former years, an
active Democrat.
Smyrna times., 1901-07-24
GOVERNOR HUM AT QUEENSTOWN.
Party Of Prominent DeIawareans Accompany
Executive-Were SpIendidIy Entertained.

An interesting party of prominent
Delawareans attended on Wednesday
the Maryland military encampment at
Queenstown on the western shore of
this peninsula.
1t consisted of Governor John HUM
and staff, Lieutenant Governor Can
non, ex-senator r. r. Kenney, Sec
retary of State G. r. Layton, Insur-
ance Commissioner George w. Mar
shall, State Librarian Cornelius n.
Frear, President pro tenn Ellison of
the Senate, Speaker James V. McCom-
mons, of the House, Bailiff James
Wise of the Supreme Court, John F.
Salisbury, a director of the Queen
Anne's road; G. w. Barger, Charles
E. Treidler, superintendent R. L.
Holiday of the Delaware Railroad,
Cornelius p. Swain, H. w. Cannon,
Henry P. Cannon, Harry w. Vivien,
George H. Hall, Dr. Hiram r. Burton.
DR.. J. T. Thompson, Eli R. Sharp,
OUlNOh3 ~ OdlldS l.,
Charles w. Cullen, DIR. Theodore
Wolfe, State Chemist; Levi G. Ster-
ner, DR.. Robert B. Hopkins, Robert
H. Wilson and James Salisbury.
Governor John Walter Smith, OF
Maryland, and Governor Hum re-
viewed the militia, some 5000 men, on
dress parade, and were entertained by
President Bosely of the Queen Anne
Railroad, at dinner. Addresses were
made by Governor John HUM, o.
Delaware; Governor John Walter
Smith, of Maryland: Lieutenant Gov
ernor Philip l.. Cannon, of Delaware
and others. The peculiarities of Amer
ican citizenship were demonstrated
fully on the train aud at the dinner
when these leading politicians of boil
parties in State politics, who have
been fighting each other withou
mercy, especially on account of Mr.
Addicks, had jovial time together.
Smyrna times., 1901-07-24
WILMINGTON CITY COUNCIL ELECTION.
FavOrites Nominated Ia Democratic Caucus
Are Elected to Office.

At the meeting of the Wilmington
City Council Thursday evening, the
new city officers nominated at the
Democratic caucus on Monday night
were elected. They are: Clerk of
Council, William L. Hannum; Bailiff
of Council, Edward J. McNabb; City
Auditor, John Boughman; Auditors
Clerk, Dennis Connell; Treasurer's
Clerk, William J. Monaghan; Coal
Oil Inspector, John J. Ryan; Meat In
spector, George Abele; Clerk of the
Market, A. J. O'neal; Superintendent
of Crematory, Charles Cannon; Regu-
lator of City Clock, Walter H. Hart
love. Michael F. Cannon, who was
elected member from the Second
Ward, after Charles E. Sparks, Jr,
the Republican returned as elected,
had been ousted, was sworn in. Later
Cannon was elected Chairman of the
Law Committee.
Smyrna times., 1901-07-24
catarrh Cannot be Cured

with local applications as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is blood or constitutional disease and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
1t was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years
and is a regular prescription. It is
composed of the best tonics known.
combined with the best blood purifiers
acting directly on the mucous surfaces.
The perfect combination of the two in
gradients is what produces such won.
derful results in curing Catarrh.
Send for testimonials free.
N. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo O.
Sold by druggists, price TIC
Halls Family Pills are the best.