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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
Editorial Comment On the Pioneer
Limited .1s

E4SF n - = 10.
.sfnug richer has ever been pro-
auced ~ ~ railroads.. Paul Pfo-
neer Press.
Its world beater.s-st. Paul.
Globe.
2 best thing the railroad world
n2produce.s'-st Paul Dispatch
prominent and discriminating mao.
pie marvel atsthe creation of elegancs
and eornfortS#Wrought by modern car
[nuilderss---MMinneapplis Tribune.
y Pioneer limited stands today
perfect Ia construction gorgeous IN
nnlsh and the acme of luxury and com
fort-Minneapolis Journal
The closest Inspection bewiIdars
and takes the breath away. for The
Imagnihcence and beauty III il Iii Is3
simply tremendous. Minneapolis
Times.
The Pioneer Limited SIeaYas Minne
apolis Sat 1::30 and ST.. Paul an S.lns
every evening I'M the year Tor MiIwal-
kse and Chicago, via Chicago .aMilNam-
Ikeea 81. Paul Railway. fNo extra
charge On this train.1
For tickets, bertha or fnfornaaffans
apply 20 any ticket agent or addrags.s
EOMLEY
EAssit. sen 9 Agent, ST Paul, MINI.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
A WoMAN's STRATEGY.
She Found a Way to Quicken a Lag
gard Lover to Action.

h Found a Way to Quicken q Lag
&n gard Lover to Action.
After the athletic young man, resting
iazily in an easy chair, had studied the
ceiling at which he was blowing smoke
he replied to the pretty sister who had
twice asked him the same question:
"tBess, you know I don't care the turn
Of my hand for women. I'm saturated
with what the politicians call apathy.
OF course / remember the Georgia girl
that visited us last summer. She was
q magnificent creature to look at, but
I'll warrant she is just like the rest Of
them. paid her ON attention for
your sake, little one, but really + had
to think twice before recalling her.
Her name was Molly, wasn't it" )
sTab living writes me OF a report
that Molly is going to marry Captain
HoWker ofE5the army. You know him.
and the sister took observations from
the corner of one eye.
what. that chump?s The Internal
feather headed firt and egotisticalig
noramus! What right has a conceited
puppy like that to marrya Woman like
her, to drag her from garrison to camp
and from camp to garrison? Don't her
family know enough to prevent 1t?
Good heavens. Bess, you have influence
with her! Why don't you interfereY
And get snubbed for my palms, !
guess not. But you seem agitated about
the matter, my dear boy" &
Ne; it's not that, Bess.n Yet she
could see the blush on the back Of his
neck as he looked out the window.
I'm i'll. I've felt It coming on for sew
eral weeks. The truth Is that the doc
says I must go south for awhile
and he never hesitated at this Whop-
per, and she was gushing in her hypo-
critical sympathy. "It's a COMPOUNDED
nuisance, but I'll start tonight"
Within Is minutes she sent this:
Darling Molly, he's coming. told
yon I'd find a way to stir him up
Detroit Free Press. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

the frsst machine and feed $4,000 pairs
$of trousers through 1T? You can, Of
course. You win be ready, and I can
depend on you. Shall speak to&some
bank about your opening an account2'
'If-if--you could pay III 4
You'll get your first months salary
in advance. and II you want to use half
q million I can lend you the cash.
That's all, except that wen shake
hands again. You will excuse me, l
know, but, I've got to go out for an
hour or two. Cab again. See you
later. Don't fail me"
The grand promoter put on his hat
and overcoat and left the office. The
tailor had come for that dollar. He
took q chair to wait. The fire was
low and the room vas cold, and in an
hour his teeth were chattering. He
stood it for another hour, and then he
rose up and softly tiptoed out and
went down stairs. At the, foot Of the
stairs he met q man who queried:
do you know if that old deadbeat
Major Crofoot is up stairsf"
HE vbas gone out" was the reply.
"Have you been trying to collect q
bill?'' "
Eyes"
And how did you come out?"
yhas put into dot Great American
Steam Trousers Creaser und creased
all over $4,000 pairs a day, und now /
vhas glad to go home nit my life und
let Oct bill go. Shake hands. I con.
graduate your" M. QUAD.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
THE GRAND sCHEMEElRE
HIS TAILOR CALLS TO SEE Him WITH
ss HIS LITTLE BILL III

The Account Remains Unsettled, hut
y Clothing Artist - Taken Into
the Great American steam Trou-
IL sers Company. Il
Downright, 1900, BY 3. Lewis
Major Crofoot had left the door Of
mis- Office open BY accident, and as he
sat smoking with his heels on his desk
he was suddenlySaccosted with:
stsI yhas come for dot leet1e bill.
a1What--er-eh--is ityouY" exclaimed
the major as he almost fell out Of his
chair in getting up. "Well, well, but
This As luck. Why, man, 1 was just
making out a check for you. happen
ed to remember that l owed you a dol
lar for cleaning my suit"
Eyes, it vhas a dollar" replied the
tailor as he held out the bill, fund you
don't pay me for a year,
stA year2 How time fiesl Yes. 1t Is
VI bill for a dollar FOR cleaning a salt
and pepper suit, and if you had only
waited half an hour you would have
had q check for it The check would
have been filed out for 500. MY dear
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

Mr. ]. 3. Lilly, a prominent citizen
Of Hannibal, NO. latelysha a wonder
SfuiadelitveTance ron aT5f.gh sfssl death,
In telling of 1.-THE says. 81 was taken
with typhoid fever that ran into pneu-
monfa. MY lungs became hardened,
was SO weak couldn't even sit up III
bed. Nothing helped me ex-
pected to soon die of consumption,
when I heard of DR.. Kings New Dis
.coVery. One bottle gave great relief
continued to use it, and now am well
and strong can't say too much Id its
praise This marvellous medicine is
the slrest and quickest cure in tbs
world for all throat and lung trouble
regular sizes so cents anda$1.00 Trial
bottles free at P. Remington.s drug
store, Every bottle guaranteed
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

Evolution.

NVOlufaOn &58& T2Ne
Johnny was spelling his way through
= marriage notice IN the morning pa
per. HID
AT high noon be read. the cler-
gyman took his stand beneath the fo-
raj bell. and to the music of the we'd
ding march the contradicting parties
moved down the''
mot tcontradicting, Johnny, 3 in-
terrupted his elder sister. contract
ing +
stoutiy commended Johnny.
they'll be contradfcting parties after
aWhiles,--Youth,s Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

"a II 5 MILL ExpIosIoN

Removes everything IN sight, 50
DO drastic mineral pills, but both are
mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite
the delicate machinery Of your body
with calomel, croton oil or aloes pills,
when Or rings New Life Pills, which
aresgentle as q summer breeze, do the
work perfectly. Cures headache, con-:
stfpation. Only 25acents at Reming
tons drug store. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

%i%&1% WAS COME EUh DUE LEETIE BILL. (
man, you are 0 Of the Few people.
who had confidence in me when my
fortunes were at the lowest ebb. The
check for O. hundred was to prove my
gratitude z S5S$@ = S;
tfVhen, I'll take him now said the.
tailor.
4 s.Ah, i remember that salt and pepper
suit and thedays OF my adYersity!''
sighed the major as he walked about
and ignored the check. You Brought
the suit up here one day thoroughly
cleaned and rehabilitated, andyou went
nWaysaying not a$word about the bill.
You treated me as IL Il had millions Of
dollars, and never, never can I forget
your consideration. Major Crofoot re-
members those who remember him.
aVheIl?' queried the tailor as he.
looked at the bill In his hand.
58stI said aeheek fora hundred, =, re-
piled the major, tsbu ( shall do better
than that hundredfoldis not.enough..
I'll make rich man of you. TIL put
you right up among the millionaires..
The more Think OF how you trusted
/ my integrity the more anxious am +
q prove my gratitude. Tailor, shake
hands. Tailor, accept my congratula-
tions .'y'Ss s III
ssBut how Vhas hep asked the cred
Hor,Wiith a puzzled look. 5
tit WI this way, mysdear, confding
friend: vas just about to incorpo-
rate the Great American Steam $Trou-
sers Creaser, with q cash capital OF ST.
100000. The papers go to the secre-
tary Of state today. Next week the
first machine is set up. In three
months we shall have so OF them at
work In the principal cities of the
United States. The stock is supposed
to sell at par, but I can get you $4,000
worth at SS7. The dividends won't be
less than so per cent and may g hum
dred. For the first machine out we
want practical manager You shall
have the position at $4,000 year.
Tailor, shake hands,
II don't see how he svhas," said the
tailor after d Emphatic shake.
ST You don't2 That is because your
good fortune has for the moment upset
you Look at my trousers. Look at
the trousers Of all the men you meet.
There are rease in them. When You
buy Al pair OF $40 trousers, you pay S
for the creases. You must have Fem TO
be in the swim. Can't go into society
OR get g. check eashed at the bank
without m. The creasiEg, as you
h know, is now done by hand and is
slow work. Our company win crease
by steam. The trousers will be fed
IN. the same as straw, and at the rate
of 30 pairs q minute. They come out
beautifully creased, at cost OF only 8
quarter a pair, and there you are.
n Each machine viii crease Il 1000 pairs
day OF ten hours, and that's an in
Il OF $500 a day. We shah steam
n the trousers of the world. Ev-
i royal head Will be among our pa
tronsaSIsn't II plain to ron now7 Isn't
Il as clear as daylight that you viii be
n riding Ia your own barouche Id less
than six months r.
But youSoWe me y dollar, persisted
1.-THE tailor. & 8
Great Scott but you talk about q
dollar when hundreds OF thousands are
falling at your feet! e me go over
this once again we are the Great
American Steam Trousers Creaser.
w don't steam trousers. but we
ID By steam.
i
I'VE crease18,00Q pairs per day ut q
quarter pair. w make $4s400 per
#AAqv ctassr ffaaupv IN aynrv
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

Tancred Commandery, Knights Templar.
- Meets third Thursday in each
month month at Masonic hall, Dakota Block.
Recorder. - ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

Bismarck Chapter, No.I1. 8. E. q. Maats
first and third Fridays eacn month NJ
MASONIC Hall, Dakotah Block. Matilda
Edlck, VIM. Minnie b. Davidson. Secretary
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
4

bismarck Hive No.2--Ladies OF the Mac
each month at a. o. wv. hall IN the
Baker Block. Florence NJ. Ioskins. LADY
commander. Frances Marcelius. Reeoi.S5
Keeper. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

b. Crewe, Devils Lake; Third district
70. p. 8HInebangh, Tower City Fourth
district s w. eal #Dakes; Fifth dis
trict, Il. e, Moore, Jamestown Sixth
district, VIM Mackin,8 Mandan, Seventh
district, 49, r. Elliott, Milton; Eighth
district, r III tTreacY. Bismarck: Ninth
district. W.aslTompkinss Oberon.s%.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
ny the Cabman,s wafch.

BIinks-I hear the cabn1en are going
L strike for shorter henrs,
Minks tWho sometimes rfdes,-Why,
goodness me-. their hours are not over
40 minutes long noWJ-NewY York Week
il.
Take away my first letter, take away
my second letter. take away all nny lei.
ters. and am still ths same. What
am I? The postman,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
SECRET SOCIETIES.

Bismarck Lodge, a.. Fig NJ, No.
Meets first and third Mondays i a
month at Masonic hall. T. Patterson. ~,
M W. T. Cochrane, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

demonstrating magazines 81 books
81 any kind they desire to preserve.
should have them bound. The Trib-
llnes bbindery'#ca now handle al work
sof this atm {. 49,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

Al man Is b fool to be jealous OF q
good woman. and he is q fool to be
Jealous Of & worthless one. Now draw
your own conclusions.-Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

ANSlENTS ORDER UNITED WoRKMIsN
hrst and third Tuesday evenings 81 each
month at their hall In the a Block al
: oelock. .ssJ. .H.SNewton, NV. 6. III
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs:
q 81 Elmo Lodge, No. 4 Meets evert
y sg in !, evening at &Workmep hall
sBaker Block. RI. Best, O.. G. xJoht
'Bostrom, <. Of r. & S. 7@ -
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~ n.

lanes McPherso Post No. 2 Denart-
s g of Mouth Da kkota$ Grand Army 81 fhe
T TSpnDns meets every second aud fourth
Bismarck. Nd. p. Tibbils, Colonel Con-.
manding .Thos. Cunningham, Adif.
.WoMAN'S RELIEF CORPS.
Meets second and fourth FRIDAYS ~ al IL
month 4ar r. hail. en~nie&yranGa1
PRESIDENT resld Hattie att Shelton. Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

The slayer wfns whether the Weaps
ana be Drawn or brains. THE best work
.ls done by hard work.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03
Merchants Hotel.

After ten years of absence,
have again taken charge of the
old reliable Merchants, and have
'reftted and fully equipped ]1ijsss
ssarnewith baths, steam heatan6
AL modern improvements I So
ilclt the continuance ofthe pat.
ronagge Of the public, and espe,.
#clstliy my friends In the Dakotas
and Minnesota, who have 50
long made the Merchants their:
Paul home.
--latest Dakota and Minnesota
papers onfle.
Rates 100 and Sc. SO; with
hath, $500. 4 have added the
European plan for those who.
desire at from 100 to$l.5O;
with bath. So 90.
EIeesrie cars nj pnsBia front OF the Ho-S
ALIEN, Proprietor.
fhts paper VIII sIyyays 10 Sound on
ass 81. slo No xcadtngEeoma
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-03

Standing around the streets ID mol
the only way OF Observation-Disclosures
Globe. g@
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-01-27
COMPULSORY ARB1rnATroN.

The bills that have been introduced INTO
bur own and other legislatures hooking
TO compulsory arbitration are stems IN
the right direction. as establishing the
precedent and principle of compulsory
arbitration but unless they contain pro.
visions empowering the arbitration boards
or courts TO enforce their DEGREES thew
VIII prove nugatory OF practical accom-
plishment.
such laws have been tried ALREADY IN
some OF the States, but they have failed
to meet expectations Cor the simple re, (.
son that they had no authority TO com
pei compliance with their decisions. II
this matter is to be handled by the pub-
lie Il must be handled Just as the reg
ulsriy constituted courts determine Other
Questions at issue between citizens.
One OF the female legislators In Colo
rado appears to have the practical idea
IN the premises. She is a, Mrs. Hearth
and she bias introduced IN the iegisla-
ture AT Denver constituuioral amend
ment for submission TO the people under
which she legislature could enact a com
pulsory arbitration law that would ac-
complish tho end sought This amend
ment would secure the power to the ar
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-01-27
CONGRESS OR CONSTITUTIONS


The real quse.ltn," said Mr.. Carlisle
in his argumens on the Porto Rtcan ques-
tion, is not whether tho constitution ex-
tends ITO the inhahitnpts OF Porto Rico,
but whether II extends over the congress.
the president and the cabinet."
Mr. Carlisle, whose great intellect all
recognize lhi admire, went b the very
core, the very vitals, OF the question at
Issue before the supreme court when he
made the statement just quoted 10 hold
that the constitution d3cs not extend TO
and cover new territory tho moment that
territory is acquired. but that congress
can legislate for ANA govern such new
acquisitions as 1t sees proper, is to hold
that congress is above the constitution or
car act independently OF the powers con-
ferred upon it by that instrument.
In other words, this would be saying
that the creature DIS greater than the
creator. And II greOper or independent
in one respect why not in other dircc-
lions? Whore could the limit Of con
sressional supremacy or independence be
Tho theory OF this government sin e
ips foundation has been that congress
had no powers OF any description what
ever except such ae we're specifically
enumerated or given 70 it Ia The consti.
tution--with tine exception. possibly, that
whore a genernl power was conferred in
words tho means necessary 10 carry that
power into effect were granted BY i'm
plication- II in any new condition Of
affairs congress has moi the specific au.
thorfty TO act, the only recourse is back
so The States or people Tor a constitution.
al amendment to- cover tho new condi
tons. We have no provision In the con
stitution now for THE acquisition ana gov
ernment of colonial establishments an
congress, therefore. In assuming TO hol,
and govern colonies as such, must ac
without reference DO or Independently Of
that is TO say outside OF. the constitu
tion
The absnrdlty Of such a proposition ad
dressed itself powerfully to the mind o
Mr.. Carlisle and no Is reported 10 hay
enforced his Views before the supreme
court in a mastcrly argument,
When the real Issue Is ahus put be
core the country we can begin to appre
eiate In its fail significance the DANCE
Of the policy now sought to be fastone
upon the Nation by the administration
With this precedent and this ensr,o N
nent, or uhis great assumption OF con
sressionai authority or independence
once established, the entering wedg
would be driven into our constitutions
safeguards and liberties and we woul
drift In an ocean OF uncertainties at IN
mercy OF the cougress
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-01-27
rm HOME MISSION FrnLp.

While we are now witnessing In China
the fruits OF tho efforts to plant Christi
anity in that ancient empire through
hundreds OF mission sta .ions. tina; have
been maintained by the contributions o.
Christian people In this ANA other lands.
the reports OF the Abandonment OF
churches in the United Sta,es is pecu-
harly Interesting ana sigqlheaqt
l, is known in general way 10 almost
all intelligent people TIN. there are tkou-
sands OF communities in this country
where the gospel is heard ont al rare
intervals Thousands OF lo,ailges arc
found where there are no church build
inss or established places OF worship. But
these are portions OF the country where
places OF worship have nsvrr been estab
lished. They are visited occas .onsii, by
evangelists, and In most cases, possibly.
Sunday schools have been held IN tie
ordinary school houses We can under.
stand these conditions and appreciate the
reasons for them. II Is something how
ever, for more serious sonsldera lion when
we hear that churches once in a flourish
Ing ccnditicn have been abandoned and
the people left without regular rslisiou,
instruction
In an address in New York the Other
day to the Methodist minis ers the Rev
Dr. Bates Of Boston made these remark
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-01-27
THE BoSTONIANs.

Oh Alice winsome toodle-ums.
We've missed you over much;
Ev'ry time a comic opera comes
That seems to need crutch;
Then We phlnk OF you with longing;
Yes their tawdry jokes and cheap
Bring old memories a-thronging.
And we think OF you-and weep!
All the shows that depend OH
Superannuated rep,
Ev'ry time they've tried to don
Smirk we've simply sat and went,
And they've danced and have paraded
Kncckkneed maidens gArbed in tights
Till our hopes and nerves were faded,
Oh, these frightful Boston sprltes!
Oh. the brown -baked buds Of Bostonl
and comedians o'erripel
oh, the show our dough was lost on,
How we'd ike to get a swipe
At the whole wild aggregaionl
Alice Nielsen, here's to you!
You just simply beat creation!
The Bostonlans won't do!
j, NJ. Lewis.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-01-27
"MucH rAL> AND SMALL RESULT

The various reform and anti-vice crusndes
that are being carried on In different parts
OF the country have resultcd thus far IN
maximum OF talk and a minimum Of I'M
provement In certain respects the Amer-
can citizen Is most shiftless creature
politically lie talks great deal about his
rights and liberties, but he will undergo an
astonishing amount Of Inconvenience he
fore he WIN tnke steps to protect those rights
and liberties, In municipal affairs he rs re-
freshingy Indifferent to HIS civic duties Oc-
cadonally he turns one set OF rasc1lS out
for tn sake Of putting another set In hut
even Distribution of the loot He has no
Illusions as to the eventual outcome Of u
all, and knows that ultimately the new gov
eminent WIZ be as bad as as predeo2iso~.-
Detroit Free Press.
There's a world OF truth condensed by
the Detroit paper in the few observations
Just quoted. And the condition of mind
and character Of conduct of the average
American citizen become only the more
remarkable aud astounding when we re
member that Americans are popularity
supposed to be the clcarcst- headed and
most attentive businosSo people on earth.
As a matter of fact the American is
the mast 'shiftless creature politically
on earth when 1t comes TO m1tters ar
iectIng his municipal government
He may spend days intently beut on
making uroht Of few dollars In a
trade, while manitesting absolute ndif-
ference to robbery by ward politicians
that win possibly double his taxes and
yet give him no tangible returns
He will not allow the poorest man TO
cheat him out OF a cent over a counter
but will continue submissvely to pay out
money for impure water, poor lights and
vicious police service.
No private individual can hope to over.
reach or do him, but the professional
| politician can take money out OF his
pocket aud put nothing back. at WIN
This childllke gulisblity would be
amusing II It did not have such danger.
Gus consequences,
We are laying the foundations in oui
American municipalities for genera
superstncture. state and Nation wide,
ment that II must eventually topple over
Liberty is gradually destroyed through
the Indifference OF the citizen. Corrup.
tion, open prostitution OF office and
hugrant violation Of laws, eventually
drive out civic pride and patriotism and
pave the way for stll greater encroach-
ments
This indifference to their civic duties
OF millions OF American citizens Is toda,
one OF tho greatest dangers that threaten
this Republic. 1t begins in local shift
lessness and ascends to National loss o
manhood. The very fact that the peopl
are beginning to have mo Illusions as Z
the outcome of 1t all" and hopelessly be,
lleve that to turn out one set OF rascal
is only to put in another, is the rapid de
yelopment OF that political condition il
the country that will eventually and In
evitRble ruin it-unless sudden halt h
soon called