The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-11-14
The Marietta Journal
MARIETTA, GA, NOV. IA, 1901.

True wit never gives birth to i'll
thoughts.
Take things as they come-but
remember there are lots of things
that it will pay you to go after.
If man is two lazy to begin he
always says it is not too late to
mend.
Beauty sometimes isn't even
skin deep, when it comes to the
rub.
A bachelor can sew on buttons
more readily than lie can mend his
ways
Said the man who is being tat
tooed, DRAW upon me for your
pay"
Men have dozen thoughts of
one thing and women think of
dozen things at once.
A man may have a good many
traits and still lack the one nee
essary to make use of them.
This is the season of the year
when you can buy lot of things
you don't need at much less than
cost.
The man who talks without
thinking and the man who thinks
without talking are apt to make
each other tired.
The chicago Tribune says five
people have been killed and sixty
four seriously injured in football
games this year.
Lemly asked ,217 questions in
the Schley trial and the Washing
ton Post exclailns, "What a wan
ton waste of curiosity"
Estimating that 100000 tons
of manufactured wood pulp will
be used year, it is computed that
Canada's forests will be equal to
supplying the world for $40 years.
An assertion which has to be
supported by an oath or two is a
cripple on an unreliable pair of
crutches, apt to halt before it
reaches even lame conclusion.
Fred Wellhouse, of Kansas, has
,240 acres of orchards. and his
apple crop this year is 10000
bushels. He is known as the kan
sas Apple King" In 1875 he was
an Garner of day wages,
In the State election last. week
the Republicans carried Massa-
chusetts, New Jersey, Ohio, Penn
sylvania, Iowa, and Nebraska,
while the Democrats saved Virgin
il, Kentucky and Maryland.
We too often consider superhu-
Gus in another the things we
haven't cared to cultivate in oul-
selves, and iii the same way over
estimate those we have ourselves
been able to cultivate and become
interested in.
Liquor is a food from a Dead
Sea near whose shores flash no
hopeful sails, Il flood that washes
away many of Reasons temples
and wrecks their foundations, for
Bacchus hath more victims than
Neptune.
No one can escape the calumny
of the evil minded. therefore. let
us be satisfied with the regard of
the deserving. He is best forgot,
for to keep all evil docr in your
mind, even when clothed in your
disdain, is furnishing bad tenant
with good lodgings,
Little Bobby was trying to read
and, looking up from his book, ne
said; Mamma. what is a grass
widow" Before she could reply
his 5-year-old sis exclaimed,
why, Bobby, anybody ought to
KNOW tnaC. A grass widow Is q
woman whose husband died of hay
fever"
Two cotton buyers we're convict
ed of misuse of the mails in the
Federal court at Waco, Texas, and
each was given one year in the
penitentiary and fined $500. 1t
is alleged that they sold con-
signment of cotton by correspon-
dence to dealers in Liverpool
which on arrival proved to be
linters.
An old codger says, Woman is mans
chief inspiration to the achievement of
all that is good, grand and glorious in
this world, and at the same time la
bor-saving device to help him make
fool of himself"
Sheriff w. B. Lovinggcod, of this
l, A =.