The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-09-08
We'd be very nice,
We'd try every known device.
To bring me and some one to
gether"

To bring me and some one to-
Jimmie Rogers was the last to decide
upon a vehicle for his offer. The rest
had written and sealed their letters before
ne mad hit upon his message.
f1dgets-always F1dgeJs," paraphras ed
Charlie Edwards.
I fancy there's more at stake for me
IMAM Tor you fellows, said he, seriously,
but, as Charlie Edwards afterwagd OBJ
served; Without heat Jimmie's spirit
was known to be intOlerant. I've known
her longer than you fellows" He wrote:
The wise call this co-education,
rms incoming with cheek against cheek
But Cupid just calls it Irritation,
AhOu fs spiced with some Latin and
Aesthetics and Logic and Science
But Cupid still must have his day,
Down by the riverside
1t was a week after the announcement
that she had returned from her cruise,
and the Glee club saw with unmixed de-
hght that there was no announcement of
REORGANIZATION of one, that the club re-
celXeo an answer TO its proposal
addressed simply to the club 1t was
concise They all recognized il as the
conclusion of the ''Vassar Chant
Till some subsequent date,
world without men, ali, mel"
The next year the Glee club, having had
its congo in that long metre chant. could
do no more nor less than be simply spec
tatorS Of the further platonic conquests
OF the college widow
indeed, most of the students fell back
rlunS into obscurity by the tempestuous-
ness OF the Senatorfsr' yvooinE The,
named him the Senator because his ia
ther held reserve seat in the nation ;
calmest deliberative body and ,prophets
said 1t was decreed that the son should
The Senator" was a tall, handsome
fellow, who had one only feminine quail
ity. and that he pleaded with the barber
by frequent groupings to remoye-curly
hair He was brilliant, bright tempered,
ambitious, ardent. Yale had known few
men such as this Senator" and it was
mighty proud OF him. 1t made him stroke
in the boating crew and center -ush in
the football team 1t gave him his choice
of the fraternities and honOred him with
the presidency of the glee club.
The Senator and the college widow
met at a rowing contest on the river. She
waved the class colOrs at the foremost
boat from the end of her pink sunshade.
The Senator" noticed the spot OF 1se
color upon the green bank.
w no is it2' he asked
IN tell you when we get back to the
den, said Jimmie Rogers and so he did.
with few reservations.
She has been known as the college
widow for eight years, he concluded. y
haven't the slightest theory as to why
she doesn't marry. She is not a flirt She
is not a heartless woman"
rs there a prehistoric man." laughed
the Senator.
Il never heard of one" said Jimmie
Rogers She. has been gracious and
charming to all the boys who know her
but it was, admit. in a rather imper-
sonal way. She was Interested in their
studies and their ambitions, and she ad-
viSed them all to go TO chapel But judy
ing from the way she treated me, and
1 know my experience has been that of
the rest. she was always rather imper-
sonal- She took a kind OF young mother
or older sister attitude. No. 1 am con-
WINGED that while the boys have all loved
her, she has loved none OF them"
THE Senator was like the rest, except
in ardor of his wooing. There were many
who believed he would be successful be-