The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-11
NORTHEASTERN
PENNSYLVANIA


what he writes,--Franklin IN. "
Dairyman.
THE NEWS RECORD.
New Milfords new cooperative
creamery has commenced operations.
Carbondale and Hallstend are neck
and neck in the race TO become
county seat.
Stevens Points new creamery is AT
standstill--struck a snag, as 'twere.
In New Milford township. George
Norton's grade Halstein COW. recently
gave birth to calf weighing f2l
pounds.
If Montrose has u centennial celc-
bration, few OF the first settlers
will have to return to earth and start
the affair a-rolling.
Great Bends new chamois factory
has commenced operations, To the
great joy Of the populace.
A GREAT TRUTH REACHES IIAw-
LEY.
Whitney. of Susouehanna, being
accorded the floor of the Carbondale
Advance, rises to remark that Penn
sylvania is still the Quay-Stone state"
That will do. Whit. that vii, do YOU
may be seated.-Hawley Times.
PRESS COMMENTS.
A labor item "rherc Is strike at
| the mill"
An exchange remarks that Eddie
Mckee has accepted a chair in Glass
| brooks barber shop" a tonsorial
profeseorship, as 'twere.
A Binghamton paper announces that
'Mr and lady are enjoying u
| trip to Scranton and Wilkes Barre
1t is just possible that his wife would
enjoy such trip.
William Beatty is saving wood for
the farmers out in the country with
] his gasoline engine.--Woodstock Sem
! tinei. William evidently saws with.
| out a saw.
NEWS IN a NUTSHELL.
| A large number Of religious revival
hanna county.
Hon. J. +. Dunn. inspector of fac
tories and workshops, OF New Jersey,
! will address the Susauehanna G. l.. l..
this evening.
Rev. Francis B. Bateman, rector OF
the Church of the Good Shepherd
|
preachers in Christ Episcopal church
in Susquehanna during Lent.
Erie Telegraph Operator Michael
BARLEY, formerly Of Great Bend, is
seriously III with typhoid fever at his
home in Binghamton.
Santanelli. hypEotist will appear il
Hogan opera house all OF next week.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Il. w. Searle will
on Thursday evening next entertain
the Mems club OF Christ Episcopal
church.
RELAPSED INTO BARBARISM.
At Hallstead, some time since. cuI
bear was purchased of the proprieto,
of small nenagerie, and trained by
his new owner to become quite a pet
So familiar did ne become with tbs
dogs of the village that he would &c
rolling and tumbling about the yart
in play and actually assist his canine
comrades in chasing cats and rabbits
AS the pet grew older, however, he be.
came less sociable, so that il wa:
round necessary to chain him to {
stake in the yard.
When the summer visitors arrive,
from the city, bruin was brought ou
| Cnllnnt
In front of the hotel. One day one o
the lady guests approached too near
the bear (then Srown), when the say
age fellow made a grab at her foo
and nearly tore the limb from he
body. a load of buckshot settled tht
business. and the guests breakfuste,
on bear steak the following morning.
WHOLLY INTERMEDIATES
An exchange tells of "rummag %
sale" in which a set of false teetl
was contributed. and actually found :
buyer, who carried them off in ui
umph.
According To the Delaware Republi
can, snake of the ordinary streake,
kind was killed on the lands of tn
Sheldon park, near Il spring. 1t wa
said to be two and one half feet long
and very lively. Another indica ton o
an early spring.
During the wind storm of this week
bark was blown from young trees /,
a grove just south Of Burnwood.
People long for money when they'r
short.
In recent prize tight one of tn
contestants was killed. And yet ther
|
prize ring.
Too often good resolutions are at
tached to the wrong end of the vie
resolved against.
A good many people publicly thanl
the Lord for their prosperity VIII
would be very mad if somebody shoul,
suggest that they We're not maiul,
responsible for II themselves.
/ Sni, 10, 1,
ways more or less cowardly. Their
are sometimes mitigating circum
stances; for instance. when man ha
10 eat hash or liver every day 70
breakfast and supper
\ Binghamton clergyman recentl
, preached sermon from the same spa
st. Paul is supposed to have addresse
.\thenlcs The great difference be
tween the two preachers was that tn
Blnghamton man had stenograp phe
!, with him, and st. Paul had not.
SOME PATCH WORK.
When a girls first cooking appear
/, on the table. her brothers realize wha
great wits they are.
"If you have kept Il secret, the tim
always comes when you will be prou
Of yourself"
A man has 10 be disappointed scy
eral times in getting Office severa
times before he can tell the trut
about his party.
Burnwood Fisherman Ross recent
captured, near Fiddle lake, a cllmbin
: fish, with fve-fingered hands and
! pair of feet. The teacher of the dis
! trict school tells him it is perior
! thalmus.