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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

farmer located Stony Brook the malariou
districts this State and bothered with malaria for years. times
could and always very spqed we'll Fo
had malaria bad in the spring when engaged blowing
that could do nothing but shake must have taken about barrel
qunne pills besides Of other remedies hut obtained
permanent benefit Last fall in peach time had most serious
attack OF chs and then mnenced to take Rpan Tabue
friends advice and the box made all right and have
without them 1abue each morning and
when than usually exhausted take three
day. They kept sweet bowels egdar
not had the least touch of NAL ra splitting headache since
know also that sleep better and wake
refreshed than formerly don't know how many complaints
Rpns Tabu will help but do know they will any in the
condition and would be without them any price
honestly consider them the cheapest priced medicine in the world
also beneficial and the convenient take
years and have worked hard all my life the
most arme both early and late and in all kinds Of weMhrr
and enjoyed such good health have since last fall
my neghbo have all remarked my improved condition and have
said "Say, John what you dong 10 look heatfy?"
Trip rtt~nest
ongve Mott wrR
lad - .y ss,s se S
spruce 1t.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05
Will Stick to Newspapers.

The Retail Merchants Protective
association of Dunkirk, N. Y. has re
solved ito refrain in the future from
patronizing so-called fake advertising
schemes" A correspondent Of the
Dunkirk Observer says that at tn :
meeting at which the resolution was
adopted several prominent merchants
took the occasion to point out the
continual drain on their advertising
appropriations made necessary by the
ease with which schemers talked the
average merchant into taking space
and spending money in all sorts Of
special mediums. One man told of
being solicited recently for an ad
vertisement in a hotel register, a
place where it would be practically
worthless. Another said he had beer
asked to take a space in a racing
meet program equally valueless
Others cited many schemes, such as
hotel business directors, desk blotters
dance and theater programs, fair
fiiers. local time tables, etc.
One merchant gave as his opinion
that had he allowed himself to take
space in every worthless scheme Of
this kind presented to him in the
past year he would have spent nearly
the entire profit OF his business with
almost no return.
Others gave their experiences. and
when many had spoken a surprising
unanimity of opinion was found as to
the lack OF any returns from advertls.
ing outlay in these schemes and the
much greater returns secured from
fair use of space in the home news
papers. which go to the homes and
are read by all the members of the
family.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05
illustrate Ayres kilIino.

Washington, Nov. 2s.-The principal
witness yesterday before the criminal
court in which Mrs. Lola Ida Bonine
is being tried for the murder of James
5. Ayres, Jr., was DIR. Martin A.
Glazebrook, deputy coroner OF the Dis.
trict Of Columbia, who conducted the
autopsy on the body of Ayres. He
described in detail three wounds on
the body, and court crier, stripped
to the waist, was used to illustrate the
location and course of the wounds.
Or. Glazebrook also testified that Mrs.
Bonnie had given her version Of the
manner in which Ayres came to his
death. claiming the wounds were in.
tiicted while the pistol was in Ayres
hands.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05
KATE PIER WEEDS.

Milwaukee, Nov. 27.-Kate Hamilton
Pier, attorney at law, and james Alex
ander Mcintosh. railroad contractor
were quietly married at the residence
Of the brides mother yesterday morn
ing Rev. H. II. Jacobs, pastor of the
Hanover Street Congregational
church, performed the ceremony. Only
intimate friends of the family were
present. Mr.. and Mrs. Mcintosh left
on wedding journey. The bride ,s
enc Of the best known women lawyers
in the country. She secured nation
al reputation when she was admitted
to practice before the United States
supreme court, being the first woman
lawyer to claim that distinction. She
was admitted to practice before the
highest court in the land during the
administration of President Cleveland
She is personal friend of the former
mistress of the white house, and upon
tice before the supreme court was q
guest of honor at the presidential man.
sion. Miss Pier has practiced law for
many years and is well known in the
courts of the state.
Mr.. Mcintosh is the senior member
of the firm of Mcintosh Bros, railroad
contractors. The firm is most pros
porous one and has contracts for rail
/ road building in various states. Mr.
Mcintosh has resided at the Plankin
ton house for many years, where he
met Miss Pier, who was also a guest
of the hotel, making her home there.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

and the queen Of Spain appointed her
a member Of the Order of Noble
Ladies of Maria Louisa. She also
presented to her the very beautiful
decoration of the order, which is of
gold and beautifully enameled The
Order of Maria Louisa is an exclusive
one. vacancies having to be made by
death. She is the only woman of this
republic who has been fortunate
enough to receive this coveted deco
ration.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

A stitch in time saves nine" and a
dose of BILLIARDS HOREHOUND
SYRUP at the beginning of cold
VIII save you many weary hours AMI
even days of distressing ami
harassing cough. Price. 25 and so
cents. For sale at Postofiice store.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05
Madison M o

Madison. No 90.
The students that are to represent
the University Of Wisconsin at the
international fat stock show in con.
testing for the Spoor trophy are ]. A
Ross. Hindsdale; c. A. Dutton
Centeryille; r. II. Pastor, Madison
II. A. Martin. Richlsnd Center: J. ].
Crame~ Marshfeld. or these Messrs
Cramer and Outton arrived here Mon,
day to study up in preparation for the
event
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

We have seen the frail infant when
the faint struggle for existence
seemed almost ended, resuscitated
and made strong by the use of
WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE.
Price, % cents. For sale at Postoffice
store
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

One Of the most admire1. of New
Jersey matrons is Mrs. e. Burd Grub.
She is a very beautiful woman and
before her marriage was Miss Violet
Sopwith of London. General Grub,
her husband, was minister to Spain
under the Harrison administration,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

In anaemia and most women's all
ments the digestion is weak. the
making Of color, flesh and strength
out of food. is imperfect so that the
patient is week, wan. nervous and
dyspeptic. This condition can be
corrected by taking a course of
HERBINE. Price, so cents. For
sale at Postoffice store.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

Happiness depends very much on
the condition of the liver and kidneys.
The ills Of life make but little I'M
preston on those whose digestion is
good. You can regulate your liver
and kidneys with HERBINE and ell
joy health and buoyancy of spirits.
Price, so cents. For sale at Postoffice
store.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

There are thousands of people, SUI
fering untold torture from piles, be-
cause of the popular impression that
they cannot be cureo. TABLER' s
BUCKEYE PILE OINTMENT will
cure them and the patient will re-
main cured. Price. so cents in
bottles. Tubes. IS cents. For sale at
Postoffice store.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

Jacob c. Brautigam, who recently
died at Montclair, N. j., at the age of
so, was one of the Chicago pioneers.
for he established there a bookstore
in 1874, having learned the trade in
Philadelphia with E. c. Biddle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

The sole surviving officer of the old
guard of the first Napoleon is said to
be living at Warsaw in poverty. He
is Pole named Markiewicz, and is
now 107 years old. He receives a
small pension from the Russian gov
eminent.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

Judge Henry j. Hudson of Columbus
Neb., is again to run for police justice.
although about so years of age. He
says he intends to keep it up until he
is an old man.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

The Washington (Pa.) Observer
says ]. L. Griffin has voted sixty
four times. The record brings him
unique distinction, because each vote
was cast at different election. Mr..
Griffin will be So years old next
month
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

The negroes of Memphis are to pre-
sent to Rev. Quincy Ewing of Green
vile Miss, substantial testimonial
of their appreciation of his recent
strong sermon against lynching.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

Corn-huskers sprained wrists.
barbed-wire cuts, burns, bruises
severe decorations and external in
juries of any kind are promptly and
happily cured by applying BAL
LARD'S SNOW LINIMENT. Price,
rs and so cents. For sale at Post.
Office store.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

Mr.. Dickinson has received no re-
ply from the brigands to his ulti-
matum. The brigands threaten to kill
Miss Stone unless the full ransom is
paid by Jan. l..
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-12-05

King Edward Of England wears a
No. hat, while the German emperor
is fitted with 67s and the duke of
Cornwall a SIS.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
Peace with Humor.

An old Indian, says joaquin Miller In
his recent book, True Bear Stories" +"
was terribly frightened by an old mon
ster grizzly and her half-grown cub one
autumn, while out gathering manzan-
ita berries; but badly as he was fright
ened he was not even scratched.
1t seems that while he had his head
raised, and was busy gathering and
eating berries, he almost stumbled over
a bear and her cub. They had eaten
their fill and had fallen asleep in the
trail on the wooded hillside. The old
Indian had only time to turn on his
heel and throw himself headlOng into
the large end of hollow log, which
luckily lay at hand.
This was only a temporary refuge;
but he soon saw, to his delight, that the
log was open at the other end, and
corkscrewing his way along toward the
farther end he was about to emerge
when he saw the old mother sitting
down, quietly waiting for him.
After recovering his breath he elbow
ed and corkscrewed himself back to the
place at which he first entered. But 10!
the bear was there, sitting down, half
smiling and waiting to receive him.
This, the old Indian said, was repeat
ed time after time till he had no longer
strength to struggle, He turned on his
face, whereupon the bear thrust her
head in, touched the top of his head
gently with her nose, and then drew
back, took her cub with her, and
shuffled away.
Mr.. Miller went to the spot with the
Indian a day or two after, and was
convinced that his story was exactly
true; and when you understand that
the bear could easily have entered the
hollow log and killed the Indian at any
time, you will see that it must have
been a sense of humor which caused
her TO play the cat-and-mouse game
with him.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
NOVEL ACCIDENT IN COURT.
One of the Most Extraordinary Dam
ace Cases In Iud icial Annals.

One of the Most Extraordinary Dam
age Cases In Iud dicial Annals.
A suit in the Superior Court in Ra-
leigh, n. c., against the Seaboard Air
Line Railway has brought to light the
most novel accident known to the an
nails of Jurisprudence
The yestibule passenger train from
Atlanta was bowling along toward Ra-
leigh on a down grade at the rate of
fifty miles per hour at 10 o'clock in the
morning William Watlington was on
his way to wild turkey blind, which
he has baited, and had his double
barreled, breech-loading shotgun on his
shoulder, two cartridges being in the
chambers. On reaching the railroad
track, which was on an embankment
about ten feet high at this place, Mr..
Watlington heard the train in the dis
lance and stopped on the side of the
track about fifty feet away to view the
train as 1t swept by. He could not
see over the embankment on the other
side Of the track. Along beside the
embankment on both sides of the track
there are the usual bitches, which were
filled with water. Mr.. Watlington
was standing between the embankment
and one of these bitches on the north
side of the track with his gun on his
right shoulder. On the other side of
the track were a number of cattle nip
ping grass, which Mr.. Watlington could
not see.
Just a few seconds before the train
passed these cattle commenced to
struggle across the track to the side on
which Mr.. Watlington was standing.
The boviues all got safely across except
one small Jersey bull He was caught
on the cowcatcher and hurled away
with terrible velocity, and, as mis-
fortune would have it. he struck Mr.
Watlington about mldships and
knocked him down into the ditch and
planted the bull on top Of him.
The bull was stunned and struggled
but could not get up, and the water
was drowning both man and beast
The engineer, Mr.. Honeycutt, was
watching the cattle and had not seen
Mr.. Watlington, and when the fireman
| told him what had happened he stopped
the train and hurried back, aud got
there in time to get Mr.. Watlington and
the bovine out of the ditch before they
were drowned. Striking Mr.. Waiting
ton and knocking him into the water
saved the life of the bull, and the water
saved the blow by the bull from killing
Warrington.
Further examination showed that the
bull struck Mr. Warrington and the
shock had knocked the gun some dis
tance, and when 1t struck the ground 1t
was discharged and killed one Of the
cows and wounded another so badly
that it had to be killed. The gun was
not Injured.
On these facts Judge Brown held that
the railroad company was not liable in
damages to Mr.. Warrington. Since the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
For His Country.

Lord R, who had many good quail
tiles, and even learning, had a strong
desire Of being thought skillful in ply
sic and was very expert In bleeding
Lord Chesterfield, who knew his fol-
Bile and wished on a certain occasion
to have his vote, went to him one
morning and after having conversed on
Indifferent matters, complained of q
headache and desired his lordship to
feel his pulse 1t was found to beat
high and hint of bleeding was thrown
out. 81 have no objection and as
hear your lordship has a mastery
hand, will you favor me with trying
your lancet upon meT said the tact
full and polite Chesterfield. After the
operation he said: by the way, do
you go to the house to-day"
II did not intend to go, not being
sufficiently informed of the question to
be debated" answered the impromptu
physician. (Which side will you be
Off"
Lord Chesterfield, having gained his
confidence, easily directed his judg-
ment; he took him to the house and
got him to vote as he pleased. He af-
forwards said that few of his friends
had done as much as he, having liter
ally bled for the good Of his country.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
Amerioan WAYS in Jamatoa,

When you arrive at your hotel In
Kingston, jamaica and here it may be
remarked that the town contains but
one hotel worthy of the name-you are
at once made aware that the establish
ment is conducted ION the American
plan," says a correspondent In the
London Daily Mail. The guide book
says so, and the inevitable iced water
confirms the statement. Outside, on
Harbor street, the fine system of cleo
tric trans makes you as an English
man blush to the hat brim. Call a
" 'bus"-it is buggy of the American
pattern-and drive to the railway sta
ton, and once more the handiwork
and enterprise of the Americans are
In evidence, for the engine is of United
States design and the cars are of the
same make. One is therefore not sur
prised to learn that an American start
ed the railway business In jamaica
and eventually sold out at a handsome
figure to the government of the colony.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
Lady "Bobs" and Her Trunks.

There is story going around about
Lady Roberts and her trunks, for the
truth of which, says the Westminster
Gazette, a man returning from South
Africa vouches.
At the height of the transport difficult
ties, Lady Roberts carried eight large
trunks from Cape Town to Bloemfon-
tein in the very teeth of the officers.
Everybody wondered, everybody
grumbled. No one but Lady Roberts
could have taken the things through
The transport of stores had been stop
ped for the time, the sick lacked every
comfort, and those who were not sick
were half-staryed and only half-clad
Therefore, when a fatigue party was
told off to fetch those eight trunks from
Bloemfontein station, some rather un-
complimentary things were said about
women travellers in general and this
latest transgressor in particular.
Next day seven of the eight trunks
were unpacked, and their contents dis
tributed among the soldiers. The clever
lady had snapped her fingers at red
tape, and had smuggled through com
forts for the men. One small trunk con.
tanned her personal belongings.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07

entertain her; and by the time that nrst
tea was over there was hardly a happier
ehild in the world than was Mary.
Mrs. Mason soon dismissed her to her
own room, where she for some time
amused herself with watching the day
light as It gradually disappeared from
the hills which lay beyond the pond. Then
when It all was gone, and the stars be-
gan to come out. she turned her eyes
toward one which had always seemed to
her to be her mothers soul looking down
upon her from the windows Of heaven.
Now tonight there sholfe beside 1t a
smaller feebler one, and In the heecy
clouds which foated around 1t she fan
cied she could define the face of her baby
sister. Involuntariy stretching out her
hands, she cried, "Oh, motherl Allie! |
am so happy now" and to the child's inn
agination the stars smiled lovingly upon
her, while the evening wind, as 1t gently
moved the boughs Of the tall elm trees,
seemed like the rustic Of angels wings.
Who shall say the mothers spirit was
not there to rejoice with her daughter
over the glad future opening so brightly
before herr
ITO be continuedl
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
GoIdsmith's Generosity.

A beggar once asked aims Of Oliver
Goldsmith as he walked with friend
up Fleet street, and he gave her a
shilling. His companion, knowing
something of the woman, censured the
writer for his excess of humanity, say
ing that the shilling was misapplied
as she would spend it for liquor "If
1t makes her happy in any way, my
end is answered" replied Goldsmith.
Another proof that the doctors gen
erosity was not always regulated by
discretion was at a time when after
much delay, day was fixed to pay the
forty pounds due his tailor. Goldsmith
procured the money, but a friend call
ing upon him and relating a piteous
tale of his goods being seized for rent,
the thOughtless but benevolent author
gave him all the money. The tailor
called and was told that If he had
come a little sooner he could have had
the money, but that he had just parted
with every shilling of it to friend in
distress, adding: Il would have been
an unfeeling monster not to have re-
lieved trouble when in my power"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
NO woNpER AE WAS eALKED.

Difficulties the Frenchman Expert.
enced In Learning English.
A Frenchman thlrsting for linguistic
superiority recently began a course Of
English lessons with teacher Of Ian
guages. After toiAng conscientiously
through a good many exercises the fol-
lowing dialogue between the pupil and
his master was overheard:
II find the English very difficult"
complained the Frenehman. How do
you pronounce t-o-u-g-hT
1T is pronounced 'tuff.'"
"Eh bien, 'tuff:' snuff then, is spelt
s-n-O-u-g-h, is it not"
"Oh, no; snuff is spelt snuff. As
matter of fact, words ending In
o-u-g-h are somewhat irregular"
81 see; a superb language Tough
is 'tuff' and cough is cuff have
very bad cuff"
mo; it is 'coff.' not cuff"
VERY well; cuff, tuff and cOff. And
dough is duff, eh?'
mo, not duff.
"'Doff, thenT
mo; doh
"Well, then, what about h-o-u-gh?'
THAT is pronounced hook.
"'Hockg Then suppose the thing
the farmer uses, the plough, is
'pluff,' or is 1t 'phlock,' or ploT Fine
language-'plo.'"
mo. no; 1t is pronounced 'plow.'"
81 shall soon master English, am
sure. Here we go. 'Plow,' 'coff,' 'tuff,
hook, and now here is another
rough: that is row. supposeP
"Oh, no, my friend; that's ruff
again."
And bo-u-g-h is buff"
"No; that happens to be bow"
"Yes, wonderful language. And
have just enough of it; that's 'enOu,
is it nOtY
mo; 'enuF.' Sheffield Weekly
| News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07

trial the owner of the two cows hss
sued Mr.. Warrington and recovered
500 in full damages for their killing.
Mr. Watlington says the ending Of
this lawsuit bangs a blue sheep That
he was Knocked down by a Jersey bull,
which was hurled at him by the train,
and nearly drowned and his gun is dis
charged and kills two cows, and he gets
no damage and is compelled to pay 500
for being the principal in the most eele-
brated case in the history of accidents
by railroad trains.
But since all this happened Mr.. Wat
lngton has had a great piece OF good
luck TO befall him. lie has been work
Ing for ii, n. Snow, at High Point In
the furniture business. Mr.. Snow is
getting old and being rich and tired Of
the business he retired and gave the
whole plant and business, worth S20,-
600, to Mr.. Warrington, who was of no
Kin to him, but simply a faithful en-
ploye. So. Mr.. Warrington has had
some recompense for his experience
with the bull aud traln-Chlcago
Chronicle
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07
paid in Hia Own Coin.

The Atlanta Journal relates an anus
ing encounter which Maurice Barry
more once had with a stranger, "Will
you oblige me with light?' said Bar
rymore to a belated stroller. Certain
ly," said the stranger, holding over his
cigar.
But when Barrymore handed back
the perfecto the owner flung it away.
Out came Barrymore's cigar case.
"Take one Of mine," he said, with a
tone to the invitation which made an
order of it. The stranger hesitated and
took the cigar.
"I.et me offer you light" AIDED Bar
rymore, giving his lighted weed to the
other.
Upon regaining his cigar, Barrymore,
of course, flung it away.
II should like to continue this indef-
initely but | have only few cigars, +"
he said, and walked off.
Barrymore would devote as much
thought to a trife like this as he would
require to write brilliant essay or
memorize part. so
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-07

His son, the father of the present in
cumbent was appointed to succeed
him, and he remained as the official
helmsman Of the Senate until his
death, nearly twenty-five years ago.
Even before the death of his father
Hubbard Mcdonald had become con-
nected with the Senate In a clerical ca
pacity, and he has now served for
many years as its parliamentary ex-
pert. 1t is his business to sit close to
the presiding officer Of the Senate and
keep him from falling into parliament
airy pitfalls. lie reports that of all the
Vice Presidents 1t has been his fortune
to coach Mr.. Roosevelt is by far the
hardest to keep in line. "Teddy" has
such decided ideas and opinions of his
own that he yields with poor grace to
the mandates of tradition and prece-
dent.