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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
A TRAIN ROM.

The conductor on No. had trouble
with couple of skin gaMsters on the
train last night and dropped them of
at Sedan.
Jack Gordon happened to be in
charge of the train and in the process
OF ejecting the men from the cars
one of them made a grab at a scarf
Lin which he wore, and escaped with
it. Undersheriff Mccarthy went down
to Sedan by team today, and if he is
lucky will find his men and bring them
to Kalispell this afternoon.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
FILED FOR RECORD.

Charles Goodrich ct ux to David J.
Plume, warranty deed to lot Z, block
AZ, original townsite of Kalispell; con
sideration $4,000.
Official bond of Wilson Kuhns, in
81 900, as trustee of the county free
hig school. Sureties Fred W. Mer
tins and R. E. Webster.
Kalispell Townsite company to Pc
ter Anderson, warranty deed to lot 8
block "a, original townsite; considera
ton $500.
Jason G. Bumpus to G.. B. Caul
field and wife, warranty deed to lot
IL and 10, block 30, in the townsite Of
Libby; consideration 5000.
Frank M. Leonard ct ux to Y. B.
Caulfield, warranty deed to lots Il
and Is, block 80.
William Read ct ux to Frank "a
tichka, of Columbia Falls, bargain anG
sale deed to lots and 5, sec 6, tip 20
n 20 W; and lots Nos. l. 2, 3, and 4
tp 20, n 81 W, containing 1888 acres
consideration $3.50.
Peter Skogland ct ux to James M
futile, warranty deed to 100 acres
situation NJ, sea. sec % nw4 sw4 sw4
nw4, sec %. tip %. 21 W; consider
alton $1,75O.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
THE CENTURY CLUB.

The CENTURY CLUB.
Perhaps the most notable and inter-
esting of all the meetings of Kalis-
pel's Century club took place last
Saturday at the home of Mrs. Con-
rad. Mrs. Spaulding, president of
the club, acting as the hostess on this
occasion. The club has been engag-
ed in the study of French history and
literature and the function of Satur-
day was in the nature of practical
protrayal of some of the characters
prominent in the social and political
life of France during the period COW
cred by the researches of the club.
A character had been assigned to each
member, as follows:
Mrs. Conlon Madame de Levigne
Mrs. c. E. Conrad :. :. :. Josephine
Mrs. Crane :. :. Madame Scarron
Mrs. Foot :. :. Madame Roland
Mrs. Geddes >. :. Marie de Medici
Mrs. Gordon =. :. Marie Antoinette
MRS. Goshorn :. .. .. ....;
......... .Madamoisele de Seudery
Mrs. Gray :. :. :. Madame LIE Brun
Mrs. Listle Princess de Condo
Miss Madison :.
-. The Great Madamoiselle
Mrs. Nash Madame Adam
Mrs. Norquist Madame Recamier
Mrs. PeplOw j. FL.
........... Duchess de Burgundy
Mrs. George Phillips -.
:. Mother Angelica
Mrs. Spauldtng >. =. =. =. ..
49,. :. :. Madame de Rambouilett
Mrs. Stanford !. :. Anne of Austria
Mrs. F. Tinkel =. :. i. !. !. !.
=. Duchess de Mantansier
Mrs. Webster !. Madame de Stael
Mrs. Whips . -.
=. Madame de Lafayette
All Of the characters were not rep
resented, but there were enough of
them to make most animated and
picturesque scene. The blinds were
drawn and the house illuminated with
electric lights. The decorations were
ir keeping with the period represent
e., as much as possible, and were
beautiful and elaborate. The salon
was bower of beauty, and the dining
room was a splendid sight with the
lorg table ablaze with cut glass ana
Illuminated with candles in silver cam
dc sticks. The costumes of the la
dies were all pretty, some very ele-
giant and were faithful likenesses of
the characters represented. Each
lady present responded to a toast, CIV
ing brief description of the charac-
ter represented.
The menus for the luncheon were
dainty creations, embellished with
the fleur de lis. The menu was as
follows:
Hotel de Rambouillet.
MENU.
Olives Farcies,
Coutelettes a la Montespan
Salade la Rochefoucauld,
Salade a la Parisienne,
Chateau Dumas
Chateau Mazarin
Feuillantines Fromages,
Punch Richelieu. Cafe
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

New stock of laces, ladies and chill.
dren's hosiery, underwear and gloves
arrived at the notion store this week
Prices the lowest. lat First avenue
east, next door to public library.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
Car Load of Boats.

If you want row boat or gasoline
dress G. F. Gates, Kalispell.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Mrs. Laws Ice Cream Parlors open
commencing Wednesday. Celebrated
Hazelwood ice cream and home made
cake.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

| See the Northwestern Lumber com.
pany for screen doors. They have a
large and we'll assorted stock.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

For paperhanging, house and sign
painting, kalsomining, decorating, ETC.,
go to DAILY & Co., 223 First avenue
east opposite M. M. Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

We have a large line of the lates
styles in Ladies' and Children's Fine
Shoes. and prices the lowest at the
New York Store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Gents, when in need of fine spring
Suit, will do well by looking our line
over before buying elsewhere. New
DIRK Store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Artists Materials. A fine line al
Halls. III Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

If you want the best cigar, you can
get the Duke of Parma at J. H. Gar
rett's.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

We know that we have the strong.
est line Of working and driving gloves
in the city. Merigold.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Every kind of shirt made can b.
found at Merigold's.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Have you seen the new line Of
gloves Merigold is selling?
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
Buy fishing tackle at Fitch's

Seed potatoes, Early Rose, Cash
Grocery, Fifth avenue west.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Meals Enamels, the genuine, ,
Halls, III Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
AROUND THE TOWN

Arthur Larivee and A. Singer re-
turned via horseback to Poison and
the reservation range today.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Strong shapely shoes for boys and
girls. There is knack in max
ing children's shoes right. Try Lit
tie Giants.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30
Wall PAPER,

All this seasons patterns from
per roll up. Come and see them
Halls, III Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

The finest line of buggies and sur.
ries at Mcintosh Hardware company
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Just plain drunk was the returns
from the night police today, and the
Judge let him soundly sleep while he
went fishing.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Some of the old buildings on First
avenue west are being moved off the
lots for the purpose Of new erections
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Seven ranches for sale. O'Meara
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Louis A. Marsh, one of the old
timers, has returned from wandering
He says Kalispell is the only town in
Montana that is just right.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

The Rebekahs and the Odd Fellows
and their wives, entertained Mrs. Ell
len Burton at the lodge hall last night
and were In turn entertained. Mrs.
Burton is the president of the state
assembly of Rebekahs and a most en-
thusiastic worker. This being hel
first trip to Kalispell she was most
agreeably surprised at the town and
the people. Tonight she will go t.
Helena, where a combined lodge meet
ing will be held.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Cor. Main and First Sts.,
Kalispell, Montana. !
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES >ee>>>>>>>>>>~~>4
AROUND THE TOWN.
Arthur Larivee and A. Singer re-
turned via horseback to Poison and
the reservation range today.
Some of the old buildings on First
avenue west are being moved off the
lots for the purpose of new erections.
Just plain drunk was the returns
from the night police today, and the
Judge let him soundly sleep while he
went fishing.
Louis A. Marsh, one of the old
timers, has returned from wandering.
He says Kalispell is the only town in
Montana that is just right.
Major Bean, Of North Dakota, who
was in the volunteer ranks at Man
lila is here this week visiting with his
friends Bjorneby & Weberg.
T. G. Marston, mayor of Marston,
and one of the substantial citizens of
the county, was in the city yesterday
attnding to business which has been
accommodating for long time.
The last of the five high school trus-
tees filed his bond today, Wilson
Kuhns, and the board is now ready
to canvass the vote on the bonding
proposition, which will probably be
done Saturday.
Not exactly an Alladin palace, but
of mushroom growth, there sprung
up last night second story to the
south entrance Of Jerry Phillips
place. The carpenters will probably
be done tonight and the new building
IuIucu OVST IOr use.
The Kalispell:. L. A. Marsh, De-
corah, Iowa; Frank H. Rem, Decor
all, Iowa; Theodore johnson, Ana
conda; Frank Hannah, Anaconda;
N. R. Hudson, Great Falls; A. A..
Bredeneth, Minneapolis; William A..
Stanton, Thompson River.
The police regulations are particu-
larly strict in the prescribed district
nowadays. Not even window shade
may be safely peeked under by O
courtesan, or the arrest comes prompt.
ly. Three having been arrested and
fined for this offense in as many days.
The suit for damages brought by
F. w. Torgenson against the Great
Northern railroad for $4,000, was set.
tied out of court today, Torgenson
netting $3.50. Torgenson claimed
great injury from a defective coal
chute at Blackfoot where he was work
ing
DR.. Morris, who has been at Helena
since the latter part of the week, was
yesterday chosen president of the
Wesleyan university and accepted the
chair. He will take charge June l.
in the mean time Rev. George King
of Bozeman, will continue directing
the affairs of the college.
A pail of candy dropped from the
load of M. M. Co. freight which was
being hauled to the back entrance Of
the stores this forenoon, and about
five pounds of colored drops scattered
on the crosswalk. The school chill
dren soon made short work of thu
candies.
The West: Mrs. W. l.. Nickuls
Tacoma; Mr.. Gadvere johnson, Ia
coma; D. Dowd, st. Ignatius; Lizzi.
Dowd, st. Ignatius; F. e. Benedict
st. Paul; D. Dowty, st. Paul; E. H
Mcmillan. Spokane; c. G. Ferguson
Spokane; Sam Moss. New York; J. E
Willie. Minneapolis; L. J. Burd
Browning; e. Graham, Columbia Falls
G. Julian and wife, Cut Bank.
The Rebekahs and the Odd Fellow
and their wives, entertained Mrs. e.
len Burton at the lodge hall last nigh
and were in turn entertained. Mrs
Burton is the president of the stat
assembly of Rebekahs and a most en-
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

If you drink, drink yellowstone"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Major Bean, of North Dakota, who
was in the volunteer ranks at Man
lila is here this week visiting with his
friends Bjorneby & Weberg.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

EAGLE SHOE STORE.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

T. c. Marston, mayor of Marston.
and one of the substantial citizens of
the county, was in the city yesterday
attnding to business which has been
accommodating for long time.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

The last of the five high school trus-
tees filed his bond today, Wilson
Kuhns, and the board is now ready
to canvass the vote on the bonding
proposition, which will probably be
done Saturday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

The West: Mrs. W. L. Nickuls
Tacoma; Mr.. Gadvere johnson, Ia
coma; D. Dowd, st. Ignatius; Lizzie
Dowd. st. Ignatius; F. e. Benedict
st. Paul; D. Dowty, st. Paul; E. H.
Mcmillan, Spokane; c. G. Ferguson
Spokane; Sam Moss, New York; J. E
Willie. Minneapolis; L. J. Burd
Browning; e. Graham, Columbia Falls;
c. Julian and wife, Cut Bank.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

Not exactly an Alladin palace, but
Of mushroom growth, there sprung
up last night second story to the
south entrance Of Jerry Phillips
place. The carpenters will probably
be done tonight and the new building
turned over for use.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

The Kalispell: l.. A. Marsh, De
corah. Iowa; Frank H. Rem, Decor
ali, Iowa: Theodore Johnson, Ana
conda; Frank Hannah, Anaconda
n. R. Hudson, Great Falls; A. A.
Bredeneth, Minneapolis; William A.
Stanton, Thompson River.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-04-30

DR.. Morris, who has been at Helena
since the latter part of the week, was
yesterday chosen president of the
Wesleyan university and accepted the
chair. He will take charge June l.
in the mean time Rev. George King
of Bozeman, will continue directing
the affairs of the college.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Rie MEETING
...eo sApTlsTs AT FORT SMITH.
pine Bluff Negro Tells 1 .,s Meeting Is Being
 Held.

=, over 1000 delegates in at Fe att st the colored Baptist state state (tion (ts 1' which is in session ,f at fort at ''C,, ono of the largest crowas oi !. o1,s went into Fort Smith on an (fss tss train under the care of J. |lOp t Pine Bluff, there being |,a (Y' is the secretary of the asso- ['S which l position he has held for ! P.t fifteen years. He is one or r. ,,,inpnt negroes of Arkansas FOn ohout year ago that he aa an interview in the Fort Smith Record. which was extensively .a's nv the press of the country ..;ao tbe negro the right of fran r,s the greatest mistake of the bn,ent, and that even now many
 i, were not educated up to the [.,oo of the responsibility.
 News Record quotes him as fol
 T, roference to the big mee+-
 oo1ored Baptists in Fort Smith:
 nurnose of the meeting of the ,.ion here and at this time is to , fund of ten thousand dollars , honeft of the colored Baptis. in Little Rock. We have a iece of property there and the
 recently purchased a large tract
 d paving therefor the sum of five hundred dollars. We want that institution on a sound 9 for through it we expect to +o the colored people up to
 and more intellectual lives. rec the association will take up things. but the main object of peting is to provide way to s2- his much needed money, and we will be able to get it. -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Republican eipro city.

(be Republicans did not like tn , fal of the basis for reciprocity l bill of 1900. why did they repeat } Pxtend it by the legislation of |and lS9S9 They are certainly bed from charging this upon tn |crats. Moreover. it is beside the lon. Reciprocity as now urged bnd in a concrete form in the Dn treaties negotiated by a R. ean administration and held up Republican senate. It is not 2t Democratic policy. There are |crats who desire to see it adopt |cause they expect from it some ation of the restriction of an un- nably high tariff. many of the of which are unnecessary even Ia protection standpoint. Free fs are quite aware that the ques- Is argued from this standpoint.
 hey concur with the Republican ne reformers to this extent. that existing rates are altogether too
 when not wholly unnecessary. nslderations of the strictest pro- n. The Republicans are in the ?. They have the responsibility. eed, they can have anything they Tn the way of legislation or
 efclal treaties. If a minority of mate (under the two-thirds rule) reciprocity treaties negotiated
 Republican administration it is uf funeral, but We shall be in- ga spectators at the obsequies.- 'llle Courier Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

All this. taken with the activity of immigration and real estate agents many new settlers. numbers buying Special 30 days homeseekers' tickets. and others seeking information, ind1- cates that 'The Denver Road is con- sidered good company in a desirable neighborhood
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Calendars for 1eo2-The Adams

Printing company has a large line of calendar designs for next year, in >luding both foreign and domestic makes and can please the mosF as tidious at city ptices. We would be pleased to show cur samples to all in. terested. Don't buy from abroad, but paj' onage home industry. We also ,"lry full line of all kinds of adver- tsi. $ novelties.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Our success in business is due, first, to making the best extract we know how to make; and second, in telling people that we have it, and where they can buy it.-Joseph Burnet Co, Boston,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Have you any doubts remaining" said Mrs. Jones. No, Marinda. I have not. took Rocky Mountain Tea last night Twill remove any inl- pure thoughts in the human family. 35c. Ask your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Proserity Demands Railroads.

The Chicago, Rock Island & Mexico Already crossing The Denver Road" at Dalhart The CnoctaW. Oklahoma e Gulf Soon to join the "Denver Road at Wichita Falls and Amarillo. The Blackwell, Enid 6 Southwestern Now building to The Denver Road" at Vernon
 The Kansas City, Mexico & Orient Exepected to join The Denve; Road" at Chillcothe. The Frisco System-Which may meet ''The Denver Road at Acme. The Arkansas 6 ChoctaW-Headed for The Denver Road at Wichita Falls
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

To Grocerylnen and Merchants We have just received a large ship ment of paper bags and wrapping pa per, and solicit share of your orders
 ADAMS PRINTING co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Cotton Belt Route.

Arkansas State Baptist Convention (CoIored), It. Smith, Ark, November 1926, 1901.-Rate: One fare for the round trip. Dates of sale: November 17-21, inclusive. Return limit: Noyem. Der 27.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Newspaper advertising is the vejy best hustler any firm can employ. going into hundreds of homes. and reaching homes that are approach able in no other way Warsaw New Yorker.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Any intelligent man, who will de vote thought and time to this subect can do effective and judicious advet- tising.-Deis Moines Review
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
fstaI ReckIe Iessness.

0ilclnnau physician foolishl5-
 olAe of his o"n medicine. Tho : o' the coroner's jury was: que to unprofessional con- Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Hard Work ed

"alefloo and tie landslide will Ls, l.. much rest as long as we : s1,lons ' in the United States. . Reeord-H5rsld.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Astronomers in Minnesota and Vir gina report that they saw more than i,000 meteors in the sky Friday morn. ing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

s'0ne Edgar Brewster when l, sry hauling done. Heavy
 { |'' s"o household goods ar.4 "0Vso or short notice.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
orect It.

p' IllleE,s alleged jag" is b
 E Government s15o. GOO. why u nm Word to swear off and 'se' 'he iHfiaeat.-Ninneapolis
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

No business man can afford to let his ads. drop out of the paper that reaches customers.-Farm Machinery.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Public prayer is a good deal or a grand stand play"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22
Pertinent Inquiry.

What is to be done with the "knock CTS of the navy department?-Da News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

This is the age of the ad., one of the most positive proofs that this is an age of rogress.-Kansas City World.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Friends and debts should be cheer fully and promptly met
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

,,- 0' can persuade woman to
 .. 'S' anything amputated-ex-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Telephone BreWster's stable you carriage, livery and baggage calls Nice rigs, prompt service.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

Whither other lines have come to share in the results Of the gooi times in that section .........
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

If you would create something, you must be something. Goethe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

The president cabled to Manila his Thanksgiving proclamation, to lie pub lished in the Philippines.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-22

LOOK AT THIS. Childrens automobiles for sl0, tf KNOX, WHERRY & co.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-01-31
What n Patent Costs.

In the course of its progress through
the office up to the issue and mailing
of patent. says e. v. Smalley in The
Century, an application passes through
the hands of 50 persons. An applicant
pays $15 to have his claim examined,
and. in case he is granted a patent an
additional fee of 500 is required. At
torneys charge from $25 up. according
to the work demanded by the cases,
and as the applications number about
10000 yearly it will be seen that there
is a good deal of money to, be divided
among the patent lawyers whose signs
cover the faces of the buildings in the
vicinity of the patent office.
An inventor is not required to en-
ploy an attorney, but probably 80 out
Of 100 do. In simple cases where there
is no interference with prior claims an
inventor can almost as we'll deal direct
with the government. but in most cases
the knowledge of the lawyer is valua-
BILE. He can study other inventions in
the same line and knows how to make
the claim of his client broad enough to
cover all that is new and valuable and
not so broad as to be rejected.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-01-31
They Were Forming Opinions.

The club was full. Evening papers
were at a premium. An atrocious crime
had been that day committed, and ev-
cry member was reading the account
of the tragedy and eagerly discussing
the details.
A foot had been found in the East
river, leg in the Hudson and the trunk
Of a body in the park Loud were the
expressions of horror and disgust. Sud-
denly lull came over the crowd, and
two small voices were heard above the
modified din discussing the law of hui
man nature which made people lean
toward curiosity even in it's morbid
tendency. The small voices grew louder
and the argument stronger, until at
last man in tones of undisguised pity
turned to the disputants and said:
$50 you think we are filed with NOR
bid curiosity?"
One of the small voices replied that
it looked very much as if that was the
case.
Nothing Of the kind" eXpostulated
the former speaker. "You mistake our
motive. We are merely disqualifying
ourselves for jury duty"
The men with the small voices imme-
diately seized the only two newspapers
and devoured them with avidity.-New
York Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-01-31
The Place to Wash Him.

On one occasion an NJ. P. of a past
generation not noted for his habits of
personal tidiness was visiting a seaside
place, and one day while out in boat
with sailing party he was swept over
board. but was happily rescued. When
the excitement was over. a young fell
low rushed down into the cabin.
"By Jove." he exclaimed. "we've
been having such an exciting time on
deck"
"What is it?' asked everybody.
"Mr. Blank was washed overheard"
"Im glad of it," snapped a fastidious
matron.
Everybody was Mortified.
"Well. l am" she explained. Just
think of that man being washed on
bOard."-LOndOn Answers.