Arizona daily citizen. (Tucson, Ariz. Territory [i.e. Ariz.]) 1884-1901, 1901-03-11
! The JObsOns Dine Out :

to-day for $18," remarked Mrs.
Jobson one evening last week.
"Silk-lined, with passementerie trim
mings and V-yoke?" inquired Mr..
Jobson, casting away his paper.
"We'll need a gas range this summer,
you know" said Mrs. Jobson, land this
one"
"I'll bet IFS not marker to the auto
mobile a fellow l know was showing
me this afternoon" said Mr.. Jobson.
"Said he'd let me have it for only
$780,"
Mr.. Jobson waited for Mrs. Jobson to
make some reply to this sarcasm, but
she seemed to be very busy with her
Honiton lacework.
by the way" said Mr.. Jobson, see
ing that Mrs. Jobson didn't feel like
arguing, "what do we want with an
SIS gas ranger
"Well, we've been needing one for
good many summers past" said Mrs.
Jobson. They're SO convenient and
SO much cooler than coal ranges, and
during the hot weather the house
dinner 10"
"Oh," interrupted Mr.. Jobson, 81
knew had something to mention to
you. There are not going to be any
more dinners in this house after to-day
until the 1st Of October"
'No more dinners?" said Mrs. job
son, with puzzled look. "Mr. Jobson,
hope you are not going back to any
of those vegetarian or non-enting
schemes that you tried last year and
made such dismal fail"
"Never you mind about the schemes
that I tried last year, Mrs. Jobson-
this is another year." said Mr.. Jobson
severely. at would be a mighty good
scheme all around If you could elm
mate that little habit you've got of
casting up things that happened in the
icthyosaurian period. When l say that
there are going to be no more dinners
served in this household after to-day
until the LIST day of October do not
mean that we're not going to have any
dinners. I suppose you'll at least do
me the justice to admit that you've
got enough to eat all these years, won't
your"
'sBut if there are to be no dinners
here, how in the world"
''This," said Mr.. Jobson, with the air
OF g. man who has got everything all
arranged after long consideration, sis
a matter that I've had in mind for
good many years. and now I'm going to
put it into practice. Mrs. Jobson, it is
barbarous and unnecessary for people
living in these ATTITUDES to cook and
eat their dinners in their own houses
during the torrid season. There's no
sense in it. 1t is a wholly uncalled-for |
infection upon the mistress of the es-
tablishment to demand of her that she |
stand over a cook and watch her when
the mercury is kissing in the bulb,
and it's not going to happen around
here any more. We're going to take
our dinners out until the list of Octo-
ber."
"Out?" inquired Mrs. Jobson.
''WhereT
"At the restaurants" said Mr.. job
every afternoon after Office hours, and |
we can go to some restaurant of our
mutual selection and get our dinner. |
Then we'll return to our cool house,
and there'N be no dish washing and |
fooling around stuffy kitchen or any |
other bother like that for you. It'll be |
a good thing in lots of ways, one of |
them being that Wen have a change of
diet, which everybody needs once in |
awhile. We won't have to stick TO any
one restaurant, but we'll give 'em all a
try, and it'll be sort o. piquant to have |
dinner around at different places and
amid different scenes every day. tn
relieve the monotony tremendously,
and the only thing I'm afraid Of is that
when we've been doing 1t until the LIST
OF October you'll be so enamored of
the scheme that you'll feel like break
ing up housekeeping and living the
Bedouin life, from the eating point of
view, altogether"
.But, said Mrs. Jobson, don't You
know how you have always disliked
eating In restaurants, and how 1t an
noya you to have to wait little while
Tor the waiter to serve you, and how"
No, Mrs. Jobson, I don't know any
thing pf the SORT, !" said Mr.. Jobson, de-
cisavely. "You've got me mixed with
somNbody else. You just meet me at
The O1iice Tomorrow at little after
Tour, and wen 60 and have our first
thinner under the new plan. and you'll
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