The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-09-06
Uncle Josh.
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neat suit and then invested in complete
outfit ofmen's furnishings from late
style hat down to sox, and he readily
agreed that Uncle Josh took him to the
right place when he took him to Shorts
Satisfactory store.
well, Scat myP' exclaimed Uncle
Josh, with David Harum accent, as
they reached the street, 81 must run in
to the Merchants Bank and get another
check book. Come along with me and
get acquainted with Cashier Carr and
staff, for of course you will do business
with them and it is always more pleasant
to be personally acquainted with the
people you do business with. This bank
is as solid as the base of the universe. is
managed on safe conservatiyeness, and
has strong working capital. You will
G..>l .i,vIl ever ready 10 extend any &C.
commodations compatible with business
principles"
Guess III open an account with the
Merchants Bank right away replied
Charles, and he did.
After this visit, Uncle Josh suggested
resort to some place Of refreshment.
At the refreshment table the old man
waxed philosophical. "Never neglect
|your larder," said he. "That important
adjunct to housekeeping controls mas
culine temper. To that end you must
patronize grocer on whom you can de-
pend for houest goods. Through long
term of years have found A. E. Thomp-
son perfectly reliable. You will find
him careful buyer, always stocked with
every possible thing in the line of staple
and fancy groceries, fresh and frst-class,
no shelf-worn goods there, while the
prices were away down to brass tacks.
To keep peace in this family, get all
your groceries of A. E. Thompson
While Uncle Josh was bordering
where TO go next, Polly suddenly asked:
"Uncle, where can / find the leading
millinery establishment" Just across
the street" remarked Uncle Josh, "and
we will visit Mrs. O'Hara, who, by the
way, has on hand one of the completest
stocks of millinery to be found in the
city. You can get what you want there,
the latest styles and lowest prices being
her motto. Mrs. O'Hara's good taste
and experience guarantees that when
you have purchased of her you have the
thing according to fashion and a salts
faction that your work has been done
Il by competent artist" In few min
utes there never was happier girl than
Polly, for she got ''perfect dream" of a
hat and the bill didn't scare Uncle Josh,
either.
81 would also like to make you ac-
quainted with DR.. w. H. Falcon, my
dentist friend" said the old man. '.If
you ever have to supplement your
natural teeth .Ugh! don't you men
ton false teeth to me, cried Polly. cpl
never carry 'pearly-lies' in my mouth if l
go toothless" "Oh, as for that, said
Uncle Josh, 'if you will only consult a
good dentist in time, you Can save the
catastrophe. Dr.. Falcon. for instance,
is wonderfully expert in saving natural
teeth, and he has the skill and every
modern: mechanical appliance necessary
Ito. do his work with the least discomfort
10 his patients. just come up to the
Office minute, anyway, till see if my
new teeth are finished yet"
Law sakes!'' suddenly exclaimed
Uncle Josh, "all this trading round town
has caused me 70 forget one or two Of
1.-THE greatest essentials to future existence.
Newly married folks can't live on love
land scenery any more than anybody