Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Tie hardshell crab is tempting
The faded appetite:
The oyster makes Us joyous
The world is running right.
Baltimore American.
The Era has Il very excellent custom
Of cutting from month to month the more
pertinent sayings contained in the various
books published during each thirty days.
1t is a comfort to reflect that IN all the
quantity of novels that food the market
mt this season of the year, there are a
few that contain sentiments of either a
humorous or serious turn, which lend
themselves to preservation. Here are Il
few Paragraphs representing the research
Of the current number of the Era:
Good health is very much like money:
it is valued most by those who have
to work hardest to get it, and it is
Squandered by those who come by it east
ly.-Caleb Wright.
The man who hesitates may be lost.
but the woman who hesitates is surely
won.-The Spinster Book.
Your face Is not Your misfortune.-Jar-
Wis OF Harvard.
The good word of plain fisherman or
hunter IS worth more than a degree of a
doctor of divinity from learned univer-
s;tY.-The Ruling Passion
In order TO be happy woman needs
only good digestion, satisfactory com
plcXiOn and lOver.-The Spinster Book
For theer ban't no law brought in vet
against telln' the truth about a party
after they III gone. thank God-though
rs dangerous otlense while they'm liv
in..-Ihe Striking Hours.
o. are not TO suppose that the one
man was saint and hero and the other
fool and a ruitian. No; that sort of
ihins happens only in books.-Ruling
Passion.
Clay lost a bad word. but determined
mat he would not lose the. log-Some
Boys Doings.
There are bur two Eorts Of women in
the w0rld-those who take the strength
out Of man and those who put it back
Kim.
Any man who's got a woman wrapped
round his finger has also got her wrapped
round his throat.-The Cavalier
-:o:--
Following is an extract from the jour
nal of an author who has not been for
tunate enough to write a successful
novel:
Rose, at ) and thought out the plot
for a short story.
AT s, | rang the breakfast bell,
moved the chairs around the table and
rated the knives, to fool the neighbors.
Wrote two poems on the world as a
great place to fast in; also, a short ar
tlcle to prove that appetite is a mere
delusion.
Il then went to the postoffice to hear
the clerk say there had been a wreck on
the road, and my check for a late manu-
script wouldn't arrive till after Christ
mas.
'.The clerk observing that it was "a
beautiful day / went out and dined
sumptuously on the climate. Atlanta
Constitution.
A lawyer of some distinction, who be
gan practice in a small New England
town, says his first client required a deed
covering certain parcels of land sold to
a neighbtr. The deed was drawn in due
form, and after its execution the client
demanded his bill 1t was So. This
amount was objected to as a most ex-
orbtant sum for the service rendered.
Il told him. says the lawyer, that to
enable me TO draw the deed | studied
two years in the Lancaster academy, and
this cost me $500; then l spent four years
in Dartmouth college which cost me
$3.50 a year more. and then | went to
the Harvard Law school for another year
at cost Of $500
50 you see, Mr.. Hines. that to get
the necessary education to do this work
had to pay out S1!00 and yet you
think my charge of 50 is a large one
The man looked at me for a moment
in amazement and then exclaimed:
GOSH What 4 darned fool you must
nave been before they begun on you!
From the same source comes the story
Of lawyer who was said in his day to
have drawn more wills than anyone else
IN his county. Upon the death of re-
Spected citizen there was much specula
ton as to the value of his property. The
village gossip undertook to find out the
facts. Calling upon Mr.. Heywood-the
lawyer referred tO-he remarked:
BI. Men' III; / ., suppose you made Mr.
Yes" was the answer
Well then" continued the gossip.
YOU probably know about how much he
left Would you mind telling me-"
oh. no. said Mr.. Haywood, in his
slow way. He left every cent that he
hat.'-New York Times.
colored parson. after a sermon of
merry cloquence. cNhortng the congrega-
non TO accept the spirit of the Lord
ana be saved. concluded his sermon by
inviting everyone TO come forward for
PRAYER. and all did 50 except Farmer
Jones. who remained in his seat. Mr.
Jones said the par~on in his most per
>ud>,Ye manner, wont You come for
ward for prayer No. guess not"
sand The farmer quietly Don't you
want u be born again. queried the par
-'a. No, du noJ." And why not.
may l ask Fraid l sh'd be a girl"
Stanley Gorsucb the little 3-year-old
SCgin Of Dr.. and Mrs w S Gorsuch, at
hqrchville, Md. has reached the point
~ ms career where life has resolved it. !
III into one tig interrogation point. His |
.eiauves are besieged from morning to !
nsnt. with questions-and not easy, sim |
ple things. but inquiries into most pro-
.o9nd subjects. 4 few days ago he |
asked. Where is G0d?"
.1God is everywhere"
Il me general answer failed to satisfy |
'he small guestione-.
Here, in this room?"
Yes, Stanley"
0at on the porch?"
Yes, Stanley
.l!owq in the barn? e
w hereabouts in the barn?'
~ Tom milk cans dawn in tho |