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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17

After tho merchandise is purchased. afte5 the service is hired, the steam that is generated in order to make the machine move is the advertsine. -Poht C. Ogden. John Wanamaker's partner, in an address before the Mcf- chants Association. of x. Y
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17
Cockran a Poor Horseman.

The next time Bourke Cochran mounts horse CT 2 political platform he should endeayor to refrain from wabbling Washington Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17
Lauder at the Catholic Church.

The musical entertainment given last Friday night at the Catholic church was very much .aoxe1 hv tho audience. The selections from thc great masters of music. taken as types Of their style. were rendered with ao execution on the piano that is seldom witnessed, as Mr iautrr ts an artist in this line The explanatory talks siven at intervals were instructive an1 pleasing. NIT Lander has boon induced to remain ovet SHada.. in tfo city and giyo tonight II tbc G.tha'.c church specimens of the elaen Gleist
 mas carols. intafmiagled With popu
 lar and classical music This is his final performance here and shoIA n@t De missed by any lover of fine mgsir
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17
Ae7ointed Denutv Constable.

Mr. Oscar Parnen was Saturday ap- pointed a deputy constable of Vau zine township by Constable Cheek.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17

If they don't let Jeff alone. he viii get med and rot shoot that editor and spoil al the fun-JClnsoE County Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17

The Saturday night runs are get ting interesting The run last night was one and threc-fo1lrths miles long Now is the time to get in before t gets too long for you.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17

The ladies auxiliary are working hard to make the rummaae sale q success. Suppose you get in line and help push it along. Sale opens No vember 20
 J. F. GEORGE. Secrctafy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17
Unnecessary ExpIanation.

An English duke is going to marry Record. Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17
ANOTHER POOUROCM
Opens Up in Pine Bluff for Busi-
 ness.

Another poolroom is now being op. cratcd in Pine Bluff. It is known as the Budweiser Turf exchange, and is It was opened Friday night, when returns were received on the Jeffries Ruhlin fight
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-17

on Wednesday night, November =, .tt s D. m. No boys under sixteen years will be allowed. These services will all be illustrated by beautiful pictures All men in the city invited and every thing is free Ask the secretary about it.
 Mr. !. L. Scofield, of Little Rock, will speak to men at the Young Men s Christian association at 33:3o D, m. today Mr Scofield is secretary of the association at Little Rock, and s now acting state secretary All men
 in the city are invited to hear him. der the leadership of the secretary, went to the woods primarily for | good time. and secondarily for few stray oceans. They got the fun.
 The basket ball game Thursday night went in favor of the C. team Frank Ezell captain, by score of l3 to C. The r. team Sam l. Altschul captain, played with crippled team otherwise the score might have been different About scvcnty-6ve visitors were present.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Railroad Pickups.

Paul Schoelkopf has left for St.
Paul on grievance commttte business
for he B. of X. T.
D. c. Maxwell left Saturday for st.
Paul to represent the O. h. c. as
grievance committee man.
Gus Anderson, passenger conductor,
leaves soon for ST. Paul to represent
the O. X. c at their convention there.
John Casey has been promoted to
conductor and was lucky enough to
have a clerk to assist him on his first
trip.
E, ]. Cramer has also been promot-
ed to conductor and expects to take
charge of the ditching train at Miles
City, and G. Stockley has been up for
examination bnt has not heard the re-
suits yet.
The steam shovel has been put into
Big Horn gravel pit where about 900
cars of gravel is to be taken out for use
in building concrete culverts. When
through there it will be put in at How
ard pit and then the ballasting of the
track between here and Glendive will
begin.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Jacksonville Items.


Mr.. p. jackson visited friends en-
Friday.
Mrs. Chas. Burns is at present visit
ing with her sisser, Mrs. Barbo.
Another emigrant train passed
through here this week for parts UNI
known.
James Simpson is busy gathering
horses. He intends to have a large
bunch of draft and saddle horses to
put on the market this season.
Lee Warren of the Case s. Truscott
Cattle company, passed through here
Sunday. He is in search of 3 head OF
LC horses that got away from the
outfit while camped on Sunday creek.
NJ. Shift made a business trip tC
Forsyth in search of men for Landing.
Leonard Frank came back with him
Mr.. Shift having employed him tc
night herd the sheepthrough the lamb
ing season.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Joppa Items.

SiXty-one dagoes arrived at this
place Tuesday to work for the N. p.
John Croto and crew were at Joppa
the past week raising and repairing
the N. p. water tank.
Mrs. A. f. Anderson of Glendive,
spent few days visiting with Mrs.
Hammer the past week.
Miss Edith and Master Miles An
sierson of Glendive, are spending a
few weeks with their aunt, Mrs. w. H,
H amen.
Chas Copp who was foreman on the
east section at Forsyth, is now fore
man on west section at Hathaway and
is we'll liked by his men.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
WILLIAM CHERRY,

Other brands-Horses same
as small cut on right shoulder.
Cattle brand same as small cut
on both shoulders.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
The OAtrich's Legs.

Although the ostrich has powerful
legs and can kick like mule, his limbs
are very brittle and are easily broken.
He has two toes on each foot. one being
armed with horny nail which he uses
as his principal weapon Of warfare.
When an unarmed man is attacked by
one of these birds. the chances are
very much against the man unless he
can climb a tree or jump over a Eve
foot wall.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Notice..

We have established an office over
the drug store for the settlement of the
business of the American hotel and
the Forsyth Meat Co. while under our
management. All persons knowing
themselves indebted to either of the
above concerns are requested to call
at their earliest convenience and ar
range Il settlemenent of the same.
THORNTON s. CHoIssER.
Mayo If
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
An Alternative Conclusion.

A Jersey farmer visiting New York
stood looking at sign in a bookstore
window. Dickens Works All This
Week For Two Dollars" WAL" he
remarked, my 'pinion is that that
Dickens Teller is either Il mighty poor
workman or else he's COMPOUNDED hard
up for job Boston Courier.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09

1t is the constant endeavor Of this pa
per to get the neighborhood news from
every postoffice in the county. We
want news and lots of it. If you want
your neighborhood represented get us
q correspondent and we will be glad
to print his weekly letter.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09

Here is pretty good answer to the
question:: "Why is newspaper like
a woman?' Because every man
should have one OF his own and not be
running after his neighbor' ~
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Its nice to be a President

Its nice to be a President
And ride in luxury
Ten thousand miles without the loss
OF one days salary;
10 hear the peoble cheer, to start
70 make a speech, and say:
N'My countrymen-' and then once more
Be whisked upon the way.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Seal Nc0regOr.

The standard Morgan bred pacing
stallion, Seal McGregor, can be seen
at our stables. Parties wishing to
arrange for service are requested to
call at our office over the drug store.
S.9-4t THOTNTON & CHoISSER.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Lots OF COmuanv.

Stranger-You must find it very lone.
~ on these hills.
Shepherd-Lonely! No, don't. Wbv
there was man an q 'oss passed YES.
terday, an there's you today.-Punch.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09

The one redeeming feature about air
castles is that You don't have to pay
rent on them.-Qmaha News.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09

Studies Of the ocean bottom near the
coast line of continents have shown
that rivers of considerable size some
times enter the sea beneath the sur
face.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Acted Out the CT

Acted Out the Character.
1t was understood that the cashier
had been lamb in Wall street."
therefore," said l, with a happy
smile. "he skipped" Indiana polls
Press.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
For Sale.

One of the best business propositions
an Forsyth. For particulars address
LOCK Box ).
Forsyth, Mont.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09

Get your cameras and supplies at
Gay Huff's.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-05-09
Subscribe for the News.
STOCK BRANDS.

One cut, with brand engraved on same, one
year. .................$5 90
Each additional cut with brand, same owner
olS se.'' = w
Each additional brand in straight letters or
Each additional brand or character, or con-
neEted letters, requiring engraved block. .... 90
Each brand giving location on brand on ami
NAL. or ear marks. or both. one year. ...... 90
All descriptive matter in addition to name of
company. address. range and brands, extra.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

And now Great Britain steps forward and re-
fuses to recognize American divorces and the prisons
appear to be yawning for considerable body of it's
aristoczacy IF Earl Russell is indicted and con-
victed Of bigamy for wedding Mrs. Sommerville at
Reno, Nevada while there was still one Lady Rus.
sci above ground, and the indications are that the
will be pressed merry condition of affairs will
result.
If it were not 80 serious and far reaching, all
this would be very numerous, but it is getting be-
yond the joking stage. There is crying need for
national divorce law and it is to be hoped that
congress will take the matter up before long.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

NEW fashion has been established in
French dueling during the past month. As matters
are arranged now a photographer first comes upon
the field OF honor and sets his camera in place. He
is followed by the police who protect the spectators
from being Inconvenience by the curious outsiders
who are without invitations. Etiquette rjgidly
demands that the whole party shall be grouped and
photographed as soon as the principals ready to
commence work In this way dainty little souveniers
of the occurrence provided. The French duel is
a progressive institution and is always up with the
times. Sweet Caporals across handkerchief were
the weapons used in of the most recent en-
counters At the end of the second round the COM
batans fell into each others arms and we're carried
off in an automobile by the seconds.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

The child stood on the threshold gazing with
wide-open eyes the world. The sun shone
brightly the birds sang merrly and the winds played
lullabies among the trees The child watched huge
sprawling spider in mud hole on the path
He raised his foot and trampled it to death. A
fedgeling from the robins nest in the maple utered
down before him and cat crept toward it. The
child picked up the bird and placed it high among
the branches of tree. Then he stood awhile and
thought
Rubber and get next to me' he exclaimed II
am the main pipe; the principle guy am l. Behold
the Master of Life and Death Observe the whole
works.
Just then the mother of the child came along,
and she reprimanded him severely for getting his
shoes and stockings muddy The child calculated
various things.
81 see,' said he the next day, as he ate his meal
off the shelf in the kitchen II see there are other
Masters beside me, and am not the main guy after
ALL
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

WHENEVER defense of immortality is in order
the argument that all morals are purely question
of longitude and latitude is advanced It usually
does not prove anything and in most cases is un-
true, but the laws of the United States bring it
home to us that there is or less truth in the
statement That should be an upright, law
abiding citizen in state and at the same time be
a felon in the next is travesty on justice and a
wholly senseless arrangement Yet such is the case
under our existing divorce laws Few states rec
ognize divorces granted in other commonwealth so
when remarked Divorce crosses the line of the
state wherein he previously married he at once
becomes bigamist and is eligible for the peni-
Tertiary.
On the other hand, as writer in Harper's
Weekly recently pointed out, man may have half
a dozen legal wives at one time and continue re-
lations with them all providing he keeps each one
in the state in which he married her.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
EXCHANGES.

A correspondent asks for the
date of Adlai Stevenson's death
To use a scriptural quotation fol-
reply: 'He is lot dead, but
sleepeth. Denver Post.
'Corn King Phillips advises
investors to buy corn at Al and AZ
cents. He promises to do the
rest. Oh, George, George.-St.
Louis Republic.
A Paterson man climbed a tree
for birdsnest to please his sweet
heart and fell to his death. A
wise man would have taken q look
at the tree and compromised on
something cooler and nearer the
ground at the confectioner's.-
Minneapolis Times.
The doctors of Colorado will
recommend that the legislature
pass a law for the determination
of imbecile children. The legis-
lature is expected to kill the bill.
Possibly it is afraid the age limit
will be too high. st. Paul Dis
patch.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

The Beetle was blind and the Bat was binder,
And they went to take tea with the Scissors
grinder,
The ScissOrs-grinder had gone away
Across the river to spend the day,
But he'd tied his bell to the grapevine swing,
The Bat and the Beetle heard it ring,
And neither the Beetle nor Bat could see
Why no one offered them any tea,
&c. polite and patient, they are waiting yet
For the cup of tea they expect to get.
Carolyn Wells in st. Nicholas.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
STORYETTES.


With us even the yule tree has
degenerated into toy; with the
Chinese the tree is still a tremen.
dous reality-so real, in fact, that
it's branches have obscured thei,
spiritual sunlight and left them in
the darkness of superstition. Ii
it not strange that so idolatrous
a nation should in this one
case have so much refrained from
the actual representation of an
idea exercising so powerful con-
troll over their hearts and imagina.
ton?
Even in idol procession, where
the sacred dragon himself is
Unanswered, the peach tree seldom
appears on any Of the numerous
floats which constitute the chief
glory of these pageants. Yet,
despite the great mystery which
shrouded the rites of Cybele, the
pine of the great goddess was
openly carried through the streets
of Rome when her cult became the
state religion, and an excellent
representation of what the Chi
nese mystic would Immediately
reconize as corresponding to his
notion of the tree of life was once
a distinct feature of the Lord
Mayors show in London.
From the branches of that tree
still foated the cords of hell al
though the giant guardians Cog
and Magog have been relegated to
Guildhall-and it's significance YVES
still further accented by the
presence of that type of self
sacrifice, the pelican destroying
herself for her young. Through
out all Christendom the ak is now
laid to the roots of the un-
happy fir or beech, their best
service being deemed the amuse-
ment Of our children and the glad
dening of the Christmastide. In
China, however, the beatific peach
tree is permitted to freely scatter
its blossoms on the air of spring
as unmolested as if on holy Mount
Tu Sob itself.-Henry B. McDo-
we'll in Harper's.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
Modern Training.

"My boy is now learning the
effects Of alcohol on the system"
"What are you doing; keeping
him home from school ?''-Life.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

A TRUE government is one that profits by the
lesson of the past governs for the people of today
and erects no barriers for the people of tomorrow
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
NO TIC E.

ALL PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who
not regular lists will please consider such
sample copies IT. after reading conclude that THE
MIRROR is worthy Of patronage send to this
Office trial subscription published
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

WHAT fine bouncing baby boy,
Cried the visitors with delight.
But Willie dropped it on the floor,
And it didn't bounce mite.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
Kilograms.
BY JAN O'RURICK

Small things are like bricks.
enough of them will build palace.
A man who knows he is a fool is.
worse than fool if he keeps on.
playing the fool.
A person never knows how ILL
he is until he reads a patent
medicine advertisement.
Wouldn't that jar you," said
the beer key on being tapped.
eyes, the drinks are on me-"
said the counter.
Some people with troubles are
like dogs with feas, always scratch
ing them off on other people.
A government that seeks wealth
to increase it's greatness seldom
attains it without becoming cor
rupt.
Curiosity is a good thing for
prison libraries.
What the rich man requires for
comfort would be an unknown
necessity to poor man.
A gift of hattery will succeed
where wisdom will fail.
If you can't fool all the people
all the time you can fool enough
of them to keep the rest guessing.
A person DESTROYS of striking
appearance should quit his Job to
obtain it.
If we were all wise the FOOLS.
paradise would be deserted.
Slim:-"Ha, Ha! Ho, Ho!
He, Hell
Fatty:-"I don't see where the.
laugh comes in
Slim:-''Neither do l."
While the nihilists keep the
car guessing, he manages to hold
pretty good hand when playing
for spoil with the rest of the world.
An old maid may console her.
self with the thought that she is
leading heavenly life, as there
are no marriages in heaven.
The continual increase in the
height of collars would indicate
that rubbering after dollars is
changing the anatomy of the
buEan race.
Ducks won't be the. only thing
to take to water after the small
boy gets rid of his books and gets
his bait ready.
When man can build a depart
ment store big enough to supply
the average woman with what she
wants when she goes shopping,
the millennium will come.
Beauty that is only skin deep
will do as long as the cuticle
doesn't come off with the rest.
Grieve after me if you will, but
for the Lords sake don't expect
me back again.
An industrious boy seldom be-
comes lazy man.
The beauty of thought lies in
it's expression.
Gas you like it, amt always as
you get it
Prosperity which prospers doesn't
require newspaper puffs.
What we strive the hardest to
obtain, and when obtained give
away, is wisdom.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27
EXPERT TESTIMONY.

WEAPON of injustice in American courts of
law is the admission of such an amount of so-caled
expert testimony" in criminal trials In many
cases it places the prisoner at the bar if he be
poor man, in net from which-regardless of the
facts of his case-he finds it impossible to extricate
himself, and there be doubt but that the
practice has deprived many an innocent man of his
liberty and of their lives It is weapon the
state make unlimited use Of while the defendant
is limited according to his means, which in most
instances null.
theoretically the preponderance of evidence
should not influence jury in considering criminal
case, but it is well known fact that it does; and
where the defendant is in position to employ one
expert, the state, with it's millions behind it. can
have twenty hundred if it sees ft One after
another, these gentlemen go on the stand and
reiterate opinion to the jury until the
latter quite loses sight of the testimony of the one
or two experts who have spoken for the defense It
is human nature to believe that twenty men are less
liable to err than or two and to think that be-
cause a number of persons make an assertion it
must be true while in reality the statement of one
is just likely to be the truth as the state.
ments Of dozen, even if it be Numerically op-
posed to the majority. Then too, jurymen are apt
to confound hypothetical questions and cases with
the facts in evidence, particularly if enough of the
former introduced. Their minds become en-
tangled in mesh Of technicaties, the vital points
to be considered appear very nebulous to them, and
they ofttmes convict the simplest way out of the
tangle AS the system is today it is radically un-
American and unjust.
Since expert testimony is necessary in some
cases. the law should provide for the employment of
experts who will be absolutely unbiased The matter
might be left to the court. The Judge could select,
say, three experts to testify in given case-men
who at the head of their profession and who are
respected by the community. These men could be
instructed that they not in the employ of either
the state the defense, that they need feel under
no obligation to either side for calling them, and
that their opinions should be unbiased as possible
They should not be permitted to confer with the
attorneys for either sde should they be allowed
to discuss the case. When their testimony is re-
quired, they should go on the stand and offer what
they really believe to be facts. Long, intricate
hypothetical questions should be disbarred and the
experts should be required to give their evidence in
the most simple phraseology at their command. I'll
techncalities introduced, the court could en-
deavor to discover if the evidence is quite clear to
the minds of the jury. If some such plan as this
were adopted expert testimony would become less
of bug bear to the innocent man charged with a |
crime.
nd tho ivCro 1.,;1 x,,O %>,,>o
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1901-06-27

Now and then the ingenious devil who pies type
in this office gets idea When that occurs hi
hastens to impart it to others. One struck hin
yesterday and he came into the sanctum.
81 have been thinking of something said he
by way of starter
"Food, of course? It'll soon be supper time
mo, not food marriage
Hadn't you better wait till you grow up ano
get out of prison before that strikes in?' HI
brushed the suggestion away with a wave of his
hand
''The reason, he commenced placidly, "why
the divorce courts so busy nowadays is because
there is woeful lack of perspective in the modern
marriage" Here he placed his hand on his fore
head and glanced furtively at the dictionary
Everything" continued, "good, bad and in
different in the makeup of the man and woman il
focused to within few feet, and the Indifferent
overawes all the rest. It isn't that the couple ex
pect too much, but rather that they find out toe
much Now if I.had my way of arranging these
matters, should"
Here, Kid, come upstairs and pump the press,
said printer who was passing through the Office
with a form in his hand, and the solution of the
problem of avoiding marital troubles was lost to the
world forever.