Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-10-19

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President and confirmed by the Senate. be
comes at once the law throughout the
United States. Thercupon Congress can
support IL by providing the tribunals in
this country having jurisdiction of the trial
and punishment.
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Tommy ION visiO--"Do your specs
magnify. grandma? ~ Grandma-"Yes,
Tommy. DO you mind taking them
off while You cut my ?"-Tit-Bits.
The Hero.-''Who is the hero of this
piece asked the man who was coming
out of the theater. And the manager
thoughtfuHy replied: The man who is
pdtting up the money. Washington
Star
Admiral Schley improved in punctua-
ton later on
How was that?"
IF he didn't wipe out the Colon when
he should have done so. he put n full
stop to it shortly afterward. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Professor Occurring at Il young ladies'
Seminaryl-"I told you yesterday. ladies'
that the brain of man is larger than the
brain OF woman. What do you infer
from that fuCt?"
Sweet voice in the rcar--"That brain
depends upon quality, not quantity
Pardon me. sir, began the peddlcr of
supplies, but may | ask what is the
style of your typewriterW
Right up to date replied the business
man. enthusiastically. ELBOW sleeves.
lace insertion shirtwaist and all that sort
of thing. "-CathOlic Standard and Times
The American IN England was at a
dinner where his near neighbor was n
bi>hop; In America" said the latter,
: UNDERSTAND YOU have no old wines"
have no old wines. We have no cstab-
llshed church, he added-Ncw York
Evening Sun.
Hhe Chicken (patronizingiy)-"W
You have lucky bone the same as I.
Why, you don't know what you are
squeaking about"
The Rabbit (gayly)-"Certainly You
don't know what You are clucking about.
My lucky hone is in my left hind leg
Brooklyn Eagle.
Now, the serpent, in the form of
book publisher, tempted Eve, speaking in
this manner:
IN pay you so per cent. ROYALTY on
those old love letters of Adams
What woman could resist, especially as
the fall shades in fig leaves had just ar
rived ?-BaltimOre American.
Il unstan's." said Miss Miami Brown,
dat YOU done made reffunce to me as
COON"
You does me wrong" answered Mr.
Erastus Pinkley; my regards fob yoh is
sech dat II l was to make any cOmpari-
sons dar wOuldn' be muffin mentioned
but chickin' or 'possum.' Washington
Star
Mrs. Brdcy-'Do you call that round
steak that yon sent up this morning?"
Butcher-'Yes m
with pair of compasses, and wish to
tell you, sir, that it is very far from be-
ing correct in shape. | shall favor some
other stand with my trade hereafter.
Baltimore American.
Magnanimity.-It became necessary
for an Ellsworth papa to chastise mild
ly his small son the other evening Some
time later, wishing to negotiate for ia
Yor, the chastised one stated his wishes,
and as an inducemcnt added: Papa"
well, james, IF you'll do this papa
I'll excuse you for that whipping YOU
gave me,"-Pttsburg Chroniclc-Tele-
graph.
''Why, pa, this is roast beef" ex-
claimed little Willie at dinner on the
evening when Mr.. Chumpleigh was pres
ent as the guest of honor.
of thatT'
why, you told ma this morning that
you We're going to bring mutton head
home. for dinner this evening. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Charley, dear" said young Mrs. Tor
kins, did you say there was something
wrong with the Shamrock's starboard
tackle?"
Il believe So" was the abseut-mindeG
answer.
Dear me. And a little thing like
tack is often so important! Couldn't
they have used harpin or somethins?"
Washington Star.
Tommy-"Pop, I know now what the
Bible means when ii says the sins Of the
father shall be visited upon the chit
dren."
Tommy's Pop-"And how did You find
Oui, my SOM
Tommy-"Well. you know the boy thai
just moved across the street? His
fathers a baseball umpire, and the res:
of US fellows don't do a thing to that
kid. "-Philadelphia Record.