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Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

1t were safer to place your mouth to the
muzzle of gun than on the lips of de.
ceitful woman.-N. Y. Herald.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

Piso's Cure cannot he too highly spoken Of
Ave. H. Minneapolis, MINI. Jan. e. 8. 100. 'o
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

There are always lot of people willing
to pay little something to have their preju
dice tickled.-Atchison Globe.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

To Cure Cold i. one nay
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

To be thrown upon ones own resources
q to be cast intosthe very lap Of fortune
BENJAMIN Franklin.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

Indigestion is bad companion. Get rid
9f it by chewing bar Of Adams Pepsin
Tutti Frutti after each meal.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

When You Duy Ink
get Carter's and you will get the best every
time. "Inklings" free. Carter's Ink Co.,
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21
More Effective.

Mrs. Henpeck-If thought my husband
drank. I would take Ratchet, and
Mrs. Asken-Smash the saloons?
mo, indeed! I'd nail him in the house. !"
Baltimore American.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

Sometimes we envy the prosperity of q
wicked man, little knowing how the wicked
man envics us.-N. Y. Herald.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

Cure your cough with Hale's Honey Of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

The plaintiff and defendant in . lawsuit
are like two boys ducking their heads "a :
tub of water-each daring the other to re-
main under the longest Chicago Daily
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

Watches and rivers seldom run long
without winding. Chicago Daily News.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not stain the
hands OF spot the kettle. Sold BY al drug
eists.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

1kFo0gh the No0ntalns q Tenaeeee0
-GeoFEia-The Old Battle.
Aelds Route.
Double Daily Through Sleeping Car serv.
ice. I'D pi7is . Fyer" leaving Ghisago e:lo ?:
Florida Limited" leaving ll:O5 a. m. over
the G. 4 E. !. both carry through sleepers
Chicago to Jacksonville via Nashville, Chat
tanooga and Atlanta. s'The Chicago Il
Nashville Limited" leaving Chicago At Z ..
m. via Evansville, also connects In Union
Depot, Nashville, with the "Dixie Flyer"
carrying through sleepers to jacksonville.
Cheap Excursion tickets now on sale. Full
particulars on application to B. F. Hill, n.
P. A., 1923 Marquette Bldg, Chicago. w,
L. Danley, G. p. A., Nashville. Tenn.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21

..'Why is Il called pin money!" his wife
asked Of him. II don't know. unless Il IA
because the husbands are always stuck for
it. "-Philadelphia Times.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21
There IL . Glass Of People

Who are injured by, the use of coffee. Re-
Gently there has been placed in all the gro.
Gerry stores new preparation called
GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes
the place Of coffee. The most delicate stom.
ach receives it without distress, and but few
can tell it from coffee. 1t does not cost over
! as much. Children may drink it with
great benefit. IS cts. and Is cts. rer pack
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-03-21
w. DOUGLAS
So & $3. SO SHOES y %SS.!

Tho real worth OF W. l. Oouglas $500 and $3.50
sfoes compared with othsF makes 70 0A.O0 to $500
Our 800 Gilt Edge Line cannot b equalled at any
price. We mako and SCH moro $500 and $3.50 shoes
than any other two the United Ststes
,h.s otsl s E Is IS - e rs e
houd keep hss ds,lss szeasys ale a
nsns and price st.npd boeso viz them "a
ssass Kind q lse.sr vt6 p,.in
Iteeh Write yor catalogue seoUs0
We use Fast lSoloc ". l.. Doss9lna since (suA.
&yeaetA n oll oh0es. 0r0ckt0n. Aoa1
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13

pressed his lips firmly together and
listens with an air of assumed indif-
ference to the persistent stream of
questions, arguments, objurgations
and admOnitions with which his cap
tors seek to induce or compel him to
talk J.
1t was just after the daily organ
recital in the splendid Temple of Mu-
sic that the dastardly attempt was
made.
genuity and fineness of which an
archy or nihilism is capable the
would-be assassin carried out the
work without a hitch, and should his
designs fail and the president sur
vive, only to Divine Providence can
be attributed that beneficent result.
The president, though well guarded
by United States secret service de-
tectives, was fully exposed to such an
attack as occurred. He stood at the
edge of the raised dais, upon which
stands the great pipe organ at the
east side of the magnificent struc-
ture. Throngs of people crowded in
at the various entrances to gaze upon
their executive. perchance to clasp
his hand, and then file their way out
in the good-naturated mob that every
minute swelled and multiplied at the
points of ingress and egress to the
building.
The president was in a cheerful
mood and was enjoying to the full
the hearty evidence of good will
which everywhere met his gaze. Upon
his right stood John g. Milburn. of
Buffalo, president of the Pan>Ameri-
can exposition, chatting with the
president and introducing to him
especially persons of note who ap-
preached. Upon the presidents left
stood Mr.. Cortelyou.
1t was shortly after four D. m.
when one of the throng which sur
rounded. the presidential party,
medium-sized man of ordinary ap-
pearance and plainly dressed in black.
approached as if to greet the presi-
dent. Both Secretary Cortelyou and
President Mckinley noticed that the
mans hand was swathed in n bandage
OF, handkerchief. Reports of bystand-
ers differ as to which hand. He
worked his way amid the stream of
people upto the edge of the dais until
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Filipino insurgents Surrender.

Manila, Sept 9.1.The insurgent
leader Angeles has surrendered. In
the Camarines, with 10 officers, "A
men, number of rifles and a guam
THY of ammunition. Numbers OF
other small surrenders occur daily.
The only active. forces operating
now with any number of men are
those of Malver and Lukban- The
capture or surrender of the former Is
expected at any time The latter, the
Filipinos believe. win hold out as
long as he is able to get ammunition
Lukban viii never surrender.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
MOST REMARKABLE WOMAN.
Mother of the Late Walter o. Gresham
Prepares Dinner for Guests on Her Nine
ty-Eighth Birthday Anniversary.

New Albany, Ind. Sept Mrs.
Sarah Rumley. mother of the late
Walter Q. Gresham, 90 years old, yes
terday. unaided. tasked herself to pre-
pare dinner for her so guests who had
assembled to celebrate the anniver-
sary of her birth. All of her five
sons entered the federal army, two
gaining distinction. Col. w. Q. Ores
ham rose to major and afterwards
secretary of state Mrs. Rumley still
lives on the same farm and in the
same house to which she came a
bride 70 years ago. Her husband was
killed while sheriff of Harrison coun-
ty, and she married John Rumley, who
died several years ago.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13

calamity as had here befallen the
president and the nation. The third
was bystander, negro, who had
only an instant previously grasped in
his dusly palm the hand of the presi-
dent. AS one man the trio hurled
themselves upon the presidents as
sailant. In a twinkling he was borne
to the ground, his weapon was
wrested from his grasp and strong
arms pinioned him down.
Down at police headquarters, sur
rounded by stern-faced inquisitors of
the law, is medium-sized man of
commonplace appearance, with his
fixed gaze directed on the floor, who
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Five Men Killed.

jamestown, n. D., Sept. 9.-Five
men were killed and six others Sc
riously injured, two of whom have
since died, in a collision which oc-
CURED early yesterday. A mixed
train on the Northern Pacific railroad
came in from Cakes, carrying II men
on fat car. As the train passed the
station a road engine was struck
and the force OF the collision caused
the fat car to collapse. The names
of the dead and injured could not be
learned. They were harvest hands
who had boarded the car at Lamoure-
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13

pangs inflicted by the bullet of a
<.owardly assassin while his life hangs
in the balance.
Standing in the midst of crowds
numbering thousands, surrounded by
every evidence of good will, pressed
by motley throng of people,
showered with expressions of love and
loyalty, besieged by multitudes, all
eager to clasp his hands-amid these
surroundings and with the ever re-
curing plaudits of an army of sight
seers ringing in his ears, the blow of
the assassin fell, and in an instant
pleasure gave way to pain, admira-
tion to agony. folly turned to fury
and pandemonium followed.
While President Mckinley was re-
ceiving in the Temple of Music yes
terday afternoon he was approached
by man with dark moustache and
with one hand covered with a hand
kerchief. AS the man extended his
hand to the president. apparently with
the intention of shaking hands with
him, he fired shot which entered
the presidents right breast, lodging
against the breastbone. Another
shot was fired at once, which entered
the pIcSIucul ubuOIuCu Iuc dSSdIl-
ant was immediately arrested.
Detective Geary was near the
prisoner and the president fell into
his arms.
Am L shot?' asked the president.
The officer opened the presidents
vest and, seeing blood, replied: Eyes,
l am afraid you are. Mr.. President"
There was an instant of almost
complete silence. The president stood
stock STILL look of hesitancy, almost
of bewilderment on his face. Then
he retreated a step while pallor be-
gan to steal over his features. The
multitude, only partially aware that
something serious had happened,
paused in surprise, while necks were
craned, and all eyes turned as one to
the rostrum where a great tragedy
was being enacted.
Then came a commotion. With the
leap of a tiger three men threw
themselves forward, as with one i'm
pulse, and sprang toward the would
be assassin. Two of them were
United States secret service men who
were on the outlook, and whose duty
it was to guard against just such a
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
He Receives Two Bullets in His Body While
Holding a Reception at Buffalo.
The WOULD-BE ASSASSIN IN JAIL.
The Culprit, Whose Name Is Leon Czolgosz, Con-
fessed That He Is Anarchist and Decided
on His Act Three Days Ago-F1ope for
the Presidents Recovery.

Buffalo, n. Y, Sept. Just a brief
"a hours ago the newspapers of the
city blazoned forth in all the ponp
in headline type: THE Proudest Day
in Buffalo's History" Last night, in
sackcloth and ashes, in sombre type,
surrounded by gruesome borders of
black, the same newspapers are tell
ing in funereal tones to a Mortified
populace the deplorable details of
''the blacklist day in the history of
Buffalo,
President Mckinley, the idol of the
American people, the nations chief
executive and the city's honored
guest, lies PROSTATE, suffering the
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
TRAGEDY AT TOPEKA.
Eolah Hounsom, Who Lived Alone, Burned
to Death in Her Home-Robbery
the Probable Motive.

Topeka, Kan, Sept. AT an early
hour Friday morning Miss Eolah
Hounsom was burned to death in her
home on Kline street. The body was
not rescued from the flames until it
had burned fully half an hour. and
when recovered was little more than
a charred mass of human flesh. and
absolutely unrecognizable.M Miss Houn-
som was IS years old, and lived alone
in a one-story frame building. The
origin of the fire is unknown. Murder
with robbery in view is suspected by
the police as she was known to have
had some money.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Catholic. Fight Free rexs Books.

Chicago, Sept. 9.-The fight Of the
textbooks in the public schools cui-
minated when Judge Vail, of the cir
cult court, issued temporary injunc-
ton restraining the purchase of free
textbooks by the board OF education.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Monument to Gen. Lawton.

indianapolis, Ind, Sept. s--The Gen.
Lawton monument will be located in
the middle of the approach to the Del
aware street entrance of the court
house. 1t viii probably be a full
length bronze statue of the dead SOL
der, modelled by Sculptor French
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
vo,. Aralns. women Delegates.

Detroit, Mich, Sept. THE Central
conference of the German Methodist
Episcopal church, by vote of 104 to
3, declared against the adoption of the
proposed new constitution which per-
mitted women to become members of
the general conference.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
The Ulster Team Won.

New York, Sept. THE Ulster
team defeated the representatives of
the New Jersey Rifle association by
GO points in the special challenge
match at Sea Grit. The final scores
were: Ulster, 1920: New Jersey, l.
SIS points
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Postmaster Mailed Obscene Letters.

Guthrie, Ok, Sept. u. 81. Nor
rison, the Nagle postmaster. was re-
leased from the fedaral Jail here un-
der S., 900 bond. He is charged with
mailing obscene letters to women in
every portion of the United States,
getting 1.5o0 replies.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Ner Use for wheat binder.

Red Bud, H., Sept. 9.-The farmers
of Randolph county are using their
binders to harvest corn fodder. The
stocks are short, making this unusual
method of fodder harvest possible.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Must Amputate Nelson's Leg.

New York, Sept. 7.-Gangrene hav-
ing set in, the surgeons at Bellevue
hospital have decided that John Nell
son, the cyclist, must have his leg
amputated in an effort to save his life
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Oklahoma Formation Statutes.

Washington, Sept. THE total pop
ulation of Oklahoma territory is $685.
33I, of whom 214.359 are males and
fs3,972 females; negroes. 1881; In
dams. taxed AID untaxed, 1895.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
Murder and suicide.

Duluth, Mimi, Sept CHARLES
Green, a butcher and later a saloon
keeper, MORALLY wounded his wife
and killed himself with a revolver
early yesterday morning.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
what a Congressman Intends Doing.

Cumberland, Md, Sept. 9.-In dis
cussing the attempted assassination
of President Mckinley Congressman
George A Pearre, of Maryland, said:
II will offer bill in the next con-
gress of the United States amending
the constitution so as to make an IN
successful attempt upon the life of a
president of the nation treason and
the penalty death. The man who
strikes at the nations head is a pub
lie enemy and should be treated as
SUCH
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13
His Pulse Not Alarming.

Buffalo, Sept. s.-The rapidity of
the presidents pulse does not unduly
alarm the physicians. DR.. Rixey says
that the president has always had a
somewhat erratic pulse and its sudden
rise was not unexpected. The presi-
dent is conscious and is calm and col
lected although still somewhat
drowsy from the effcts of the ether
administered to him Friday.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-09-13

sons, whose husband was executed for
his part in the Haymarket riot, says:
''that no man who has the true prin-
ciple of anarchy in his heart would
attempt to injure President Mckinley
and that he was a good president
and tried to do his best for the peo-
ple
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
The Sunnlner Girl.

The summer girl of the new CEN
fury will carry out the soft cling
ing effect in everything pertaining
to her toilet.
There will positively be no starch
used in any of her garments, and
they will be made in strictly fem
inine style-no mannishness about
even her shirt waists this season,
buttoned up the back or down one
side and with soft collars that mean
solid comfort for the hot weather
From the crown of her beplumed
head to the soul of her dainty little
French boot the summer girl of 'O1
will be bewitohingly sweet and at.
tractive.
She will wear the dearest little
soft muslin frooks, with ruffles and
Val lace galore, gathered in at the
dropping waist lire with a crushed
sash of louisene or liberty silk in
some pale color or in stylish black
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
al (ientle Hint.

In our style of climate, with it's sud
den changes of temperature,-rai
wind and sunshine often intermingled
in single day,-it is no wonder that
our children, friends and relatives are
so frequently taken from us by neg
lected colds, half the deaths resulting
directly from this cause. A bottle of
Boschee's German Syrup kept about
your home for immediate use will pre-
vent serious sickness, II large doctors
bill, and perhaps death, blythe use of
three or four doses. For curing Con-
sumption, H emorrhages, Pneumonia,
Severe Coughs, Group, or any disease
of the Throat or Lungs, it's success is
simply wonderful, as your druggist
will tell you. Get n sample bottle free
from G. w. NJ. Hooff, druggist. Reg
ular size, 75 cts. Get Green Prize Al
manac.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
Dress Goods
And Silks.

Easter has passed, but not
all the people Of this vicinity
have bought their new spring
outfit. Never in any previous
season have we been SO thor
oughly equipped to cater salts
factorily to all the dry goods
needs of the people of this
community. Our stock is first.
class in every respect. Our
prices, quality for quality, are
the lowest. We are anxious
to show you our line.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
Waterloo
.snondent MAY Goth.

Correspondent May goth.
We are panied to announce the
death of Paris Meadows, an aged
farmer who lived near here, which
sad event occurred last Saturday
We learn that when his son and
daughter returned from Point
Pleasant they found him in the
barn dead,
Miss Rebecca Garrison, of Bee,
Post Office is the guest of relatives
here.
June Rifle, of Ten Mile, was
the guest of relatives here Sun
day.
Mrs. Bell Shines and two daugh.
tors, returned Friday, evening from
a short visit to relatives at CALI
polls.
Well, Apollo the backwater did
not wash me away as you doubt
less have learned long since
There will be quarterly meeting
held at Arbuckle the 25th, and
Goth. CLEOPATRA.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

GIN -
Full Bloom,

Every department is a
center of interest here. We
are recognized headquar-
ters for Dry Goods, Carpets
and Millinery. Our aim
has been to select the best
of everything, and we in
tend that things shall be as
represented. What we say
is so. Success comes from
doing things right. That
has been our aim in the
past and will be in the fu-
ture.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

Vacancy Needed.-"Do you
think it would improve my style"
inquired the varsity man who had
got into the Grew through favorit-
ism, "if were to acquire fast
stroke?" "It would improve the
crew." replied the candid trainer,
"if you were to get a lightning
stroke"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

The Point Pleasant
National Bank The
New Banks now
open for business in
the Kisar block, Main
street. Don't forget
the name.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
Ladies Can W.ar Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, n powder to be shaken in the shoes.
1t max es tight or new shoes feel cnSyi gives
Instant relief TO corns and bunIons. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the ago. Cures
ard prevents swollen feet, blisters, callOus
and sore spots. AIlen's Foot Ease is n GER
tain cure for sweating, hot, ACHING feet; ~
package FREE by mail. Address, Allen s.
Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. y.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

On June let, 1901, at NJ. e.
Church, South, the Edison Spec
troscope, controlled by oompe-
tent lecturer, will give a represen.
tation of the famous passion play
of Oberammagan. The admission
for children will be Is cents, and
for adults 25 cents, The company
has given these entertainments
throughout the country, and every
where they have received the high
est praise. See posters, and don't
miss this treat of the season.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
Curfew For Dogs.

The town Council of Belington
has passed an ordinance making it
unlawful for dogs to be on the
streets after 8 O'Clock at night, and
have ordered the police to shoot
any dog found on tho streets after
that hour.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
Millinery.

Our Easter showing of Mill
merry was unsurpassed, so all la
dies who attended agree, and
their opinion is certainly well
founded. Our cndeavor to excel
all previous efforts was more than
successful. We shall continue
to show during the balance OF the
season an unrivalcd line OF the
seasons most stylish and desira-
Bile millinery at popular prices.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

If troubled with rheumatism,
give Chamberlain's Pain Balm "a
trial. 1t will not cost you cent
If it does no good. One applica-
ton will relieve the pain. Il also
cures sprains and bruises in one
third the time required by any
other treatment. Outs, burns,
frostbites, quinsey, pains in the
side and chest. glandular and other
dwellings are quickly cured by APP
plying it. Every bottle warranted.
Price, 25 nnd so cents. For sale
bV Hooff,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22
OALuMET "K,,
A Itomauce of the Great Wheat


A Itomauce of the Great Wheat
Corner,
Wheat speculate n, love and bus.
mess are the motives of a great
serial story by Merwin- Webster
authors of The Short Line War,
which will be begun in The Satur-
day Evening Post of May 25th.
Ex.President Cleveland will con-
tribute the following issue (June u
an able paper on The Waste of
Public Money. In this article Mr..
Cleveland sounds:a warning note
against National extravaganza and
the oriminally reckless expenditure
of public money.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

81 have been suffering from Dys-
pepsia for the past twenty years and
have been unable after trying all
preparations and physicians to get
any relief. After, taking one bottle
LIEF and am now in better health than
l have been for twenty years. l can
not praise Kodol Dyspepsia Cure too
highly" Thus writes Mrs. @. w.
Roberts, North Creek, Ark. Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-05-22

Never tell your wife that you are
not jealous of her without letting
her understand at the same time
that you are we'll aware of the
many opportunities she might have
of making you 80, if she liked to
avail herself of them.