The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-03

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Ex-Speakef Reed was in the Supreme
Court at Washington, p. c., recently.
when the justices were slow In assem-
bling. Mr.. Reed waited with an ele-
phantine patience. Presently friend
Of his leaned over to him and whisper
ed: "Mr. Speaker, can't you count Z
quorum A look Of grave reproach
oterspread the retired statesman's face.
::.Eir." said he. In a tone Of dignity. you
forget that when counted q quorum.
there always was a quorum"
Senator Bailey, Of Texas, has face
like a cherub. It is round and soft and
fun of color. One day, In the corridor
Of the Senate, he was approached by q
giggling young woman, who asked. rap
turously: "Oh, Senator. where In the
world did you get your pretty pink conn
plexionr" Bailey was embarrassed
only for an instant. Looking her
straight in the eye and tapping her
lightly on her slightly rouged cheek. he
very grayely asked: Where In the
city did you get yoursr'
Edward FitzGerald, who wrote the
quatrains from Omar which have come
Into such great popularity under the
Persian namelof "Rubalyat," and there
by excited a curiosity sufficiently great
to have his other translations and adap-
tations given to che world. was witty
and when In society left his mark It Is
told Of him that being once thrown IN
company with a notorious tuft-hunter,
whose only conversation concerned his
personal experiences with the nobility,
FitzGerald waited for time. then rose
to go. saying with an attitude and &C
cent Of profound detection: II knew
lord once, but he is dead"
Mr.. Sim, the major dolno Of Stafford
House, the residence of. the Duke Of
Sutherland, Is distinguished among the
most distinguished major-domos. mai
tres d'hotel. and buffers Of the highest
circles. It is said that the Kings own
servants look up to him as the leader
Of their profession. The seal IL set
upon his aristocratio fame by remark
which Is attributed to him. They say
that he once went to see Beerbohm
Tree play "Hamlet." Asked afterward
what he thought Of 1t, he Is reported
.loftily to have remarked: well, It's
extraordinary the various ways the
lower orders have Of getting their liy-
lngs." .
Herbert Spencer. the great English
sociologist and philosopher, is very fond
Of q game of billiards, and the other
day at the Reform Club in London he
met an acquaintance whom he invited
to play with him. The young member
accepted, and Spencer said, joyfully.
a. he. chalkeds his cus: young man.
good billiard-playing Is the proof Of
well-balanced mind" ~ believe It is,"
replied the young man. They played
and the great writer was beaten fear.
fully He had only scored thirty-eight
when his young antagonist finished his
one hundred. Herbert Spencer put the
cue away in disgust. young man." he
said, "such fine billiard-playing as
yours is the proof Of an ill-spent
youth"
As q youngster, Admiral George
Dewey was completely carried away BY
tales Of valor on bloody fields, and by
stories Of great campaigns won by IA
nous commanders. Once his father
read to him the story Of Hannibal
crossing the Alps. The recital made a
great impression on the boy. 1t was
In the, dead OF winter, and on the fol-
lowing day he told the'story to his little
sister Mary. and asked her to be his
army, proposing to cross the only
ALPS" in the neighborhood, large hill
which flanked Montpelier to the north.
She readily consented. and young
George and bis army set out on their
undertaking. It was keen and cold,
the snow lying deep on the ground.
and piled into huge drifts in rayines
and along fences. With wooden sword
In hand, George conducted his army to
the crest Of the ALPS from which he
looked down on that part Of ITALY" en-
comprised by Washington County. The
army" froze the tip Of its nose and ono
ear, while Hannibal had two of hts toes
frost-bitten. A farmer took the@expe-
dition into his bob-sled, and carried It
back to Montpelier.