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The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
To Whom Il MAY Concern.

Red Cloud, Neb March 20, 1901.
At a meeting Of the board OF trustees
OF the Red Cloud Cemetery association, },
held at the Office of clerk on date aboy Q
written. it was ordered that all lots
not paid for or satisf ctorily adjusted
at the expiration of thirty days from
this date will be cancelled, the ground
occupied by graves, cut of; and re.
mainder reclaimed by the association
and sold BY Order of the Board.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
Chronic Constipation Cured.

The most important discovery of
recent years is the positive remedy
for constipation. Cascarets Candy
Cathartic. Cure guaranteed. Genu-
inc tablets stamped c. c. c. Never
sold in bulk. Druggists, 1oc.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

There are apparently about three
times as many widows as there are
widowers. We don't know just how to
account for this but we expect it is be.
cause when man gets one taste OF
woman he wants more and en- a
woman gets one taste OF man she con-
cludes that she don't want any more.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

We have been told that "it is far
better to give than receive but we
have concluded that after giving a
fellow paper every week for two or
three years we would like to receive
something for il.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

With a woman il is.a struggle to pro-
vide something for the inner man, and
with man it is a struggle to provide
something that will please the outer
woman
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

We wish the candidates for spring
Offices who are handing around cigars,
would get u better brand. They are
positively not worth the lighting. Our
sporting reporter came In the office the
other day putting one of these skunk
cigars and We had to fumigats the
place before We could resume business.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

body into vigorous health.
~ took Two bottles Of DR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery for stomach trouble" writes
Clarence Carnes, Esq, of Taylorstown, Loudouu
Co. Va, "lt did me so much good that didu I
take any more | can eat most anything now,
am 50 well pleased with II hardly know how
to thank YOU for your kind information |
tried whole lot of things before | wrote TO
You, There was gentleman told me about
your medicine, how Il had cured his wife
thought would try bottle OF IT, | am glad !
did ior don't know what would have done
II u had not been for Dr, Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Senator Crounse has pressed forward
a bill TO sell the governors mansion
and put the money in the treasury.
He maintains that it is unconstitutional
TO allow the governor extra perquisites
and that it is senseless 10 furnish him
with a mansion which it takes all OF
his salary to maintain.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

When man is first married and any.
thing serious happens he tells his wife
about it. lie discovers later that she
doesn't believe a word he says, and
after that he quits telling her anything.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
What Shall We Have Tor Dessert?

This question arises in the family
every day. Let us answer it today.
Try Jell.O, a delicious dessert. Pre-
pared in two minutes. No baking! add
hot wa;er and set to cool. Flavors:-
Lemon, orange raspberry and straw.
berry. AT your grOcers, 10 cts.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
DISTINCT

approved: 80.
&. E. Vaughn. justice Of peace,
Guide Rock.
j. Konzack, road overseer No. A.
r. M. Largent, road overseer 8.
Sam'l Kiser, member soldiers relief
committee.
E. E. Harvey, Justice of peace, Inavale
precinct.
Road petition of Frank Sadileck and
others to open road commencing at the
northwest corner of section 3l3-ll, run.
ming between sections 81 Batin precinct,
and section SO, Catherton precinct, one
mile south between said section 81 and
36, rejected on account of the condition
attached to the waiver of claim for dam
ages for right of way.
at the southeast corner of section 3.l.
II, running north between sections 81
amt 35; on motion was laid over for
waiver of right Of way.
fetltlOn I'd opeu rOau commencing aI
the southeast corner of section % Ill,
running north one mile between sec.
tions 90 and 90. Laid over for waiver
of damages for right of way.
Petition of W. + Thorne and other
to build bridge across the Blue river
Referred fo Irons, Overman and Wells.
Hoard adjourned to Q am, March 81.
Board met pursuant to adjournment.
All members present.
Petition Of X L. Potter ann others
to open road commencing at the south
east corner Of section 90 Ill. Laid
over on account Of claim for damages.
The county board appropriated $50
for the Webster county institute.
On motion the county treasurer was
authorized to transfer SEQ Is from the
county road fund to road district No
26; also $500 from the county bridge
fund to the county general fund.
The following claims were allowed
| md warrants ordprpd drawn for same
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

II husbands would cackle for their
wives and share with them the many
good things Of this life, the same as a
rooster does for u hen, there would
not be so many divorce cases on the
docket.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

A woman does her hair up tight,
wears n tight shoe, laces tight, etc. A
man does neither, but when it comes
TO getting tight woman isn't in it for
a minutp
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Please remember next week during
the shsw that q man with . ten.cent
scat has no right to ask . woman to
take of a Sl2 hat so he can see.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Many citizens who spend their spare
hours in planting garden these days,
will buy their vegetables just the same
as they did last year. It's the hoeing
that counts.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Girls, be very careful about marry.
ing a man who can suppress a full
grown sneeze. 1t indicates a him.cow-
headed amount of will power which
may interfere with your happiness
some day.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

A western Kansas exchange speaks
OF a deceased fri nd as having "gone to
a better land" The question natur.
ally arises "where would he find n
worse one?"
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

A French scientist recently brought
. dead woman TO life by simply moving
her tongue. He knew where TO tackle
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

We haven't the least doubt that the
epubican newspapers Of the state
ave the utmt st(f) respect for and con
idence in the present republican legis.
ature. The republican newspapers
turing this session have put in deh-
cheney claims for the amount due them
since 1896 when they published the
constitutional amendments and the
populist legislature cut their just and
awful claims, as provided by law, one.
hird. The present legislature has nov
refused To allow this deficiency claim.
Just what kind OF conglomerated
mass of human seliishness this body is
composed Of we are unable to under.
stand, but we conclude that it is Une
tnat believes in looking out for No.
and seeing that anyone else got half
get that. II they wanted 10 save the
state from being buncoed, robbed, etc +,
why didn't they pass bill cutting
down their own salaries from i've
dollars per day 10 SS3t Tor DONG
nothing but chewing the rag and hold.
ing night caucusss 10 determine wnat
they should do. They evidently ap'
pear to be possessed of the idea that
all they have 10 DO II cut OH all re-
sources OF the person VINO oeiriendes
tnem the most 80 u 10 IN this case.
II there Is anything that would tempt
= republican newspaper " work for .
iusion candidate II Is Just such actions
Anu not content with that they must
90 stiii iarther ana pass OIL provid'
ing that the new CONSTITUTIONAL amend
men@ snouid % paid ior ~ Just nall
price. IL these sre not great induce
msnts Tor . newspaper man 70 get out
ana 'noiier MS mead on trying 70 elect
senator's ana representatives. We dont
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
Rheumatism Cured in a Day.

Mystic Cure for rheumatism and neuralgia
readily cures In from one to three days. Its ac.
ton upon the system is remarkable and mys.
terious. IL removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The first dose
greatly benefits. 90 cents. Sold by II. 4. Grice.
Red Cloud, Neb.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Don't comb the hair over bald spot
su top OF your head and then kick DO.
cause the grocer puts the big potatoes
.on top Of the measure.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

There are some people in this vicinity
~ho Invariably sleep with their feet
on the pillow % II prevents their brains
from rushisg to their heads.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
Inflammatory Rheumatism cured in 3 days

Morton l.. Hill OF Lebanon. Ind says: my
wife had tnfammatory rheumatism in every
muscle and Joint; her suffering was terrible and
recognition had been In bed for six weeks aud
had eight physicians, but received no benefit
nhtll she tried the Mystic Cure for rRheumatism.
walk about In three days, am sure II sayen
her life:" Sold by II. K. Grice. Druggist, Red
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

The hand that rocks the cradle can
scare the wits out OF man when 1t
shes a rock at chicken in the garden
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

II you are bound to grumble get of
by yourself and grumble until you are
satisfied.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

People are in one respect like sugar.
coated pills. You can't tell BY the
outside appearance just what you are
tacklinR.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

Pay your subscription and ge, cal
cuating pencil. They are little won.
der.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

How Are Your Kidneyss
DR. Hobbs Sparagus Pills cure all kidney ills Sam.
pie free. Add Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago OF N. z.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

not escape her pun
isliments, and dys-
pepsia or stomach
"trouble" is the inva-
riable penalty Of care
less eating.
There is no other
medicine for diseases
OF the stomach and
allied organs of di.
gestion and nutrition
which can compare
with DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery. 1t cures
these diseases perfect
ly and permanently,
and enables the build
L.. 49, f A. .tI.,
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
The Law

OF health has no uniformed guardians
of its peace. If it had there would be
arrests innumerable in every restaurant
every day of the year. Both in the
quantity and quality of the food they
eat and in the manner of its consump-
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

uOu u1Cu anu
women sin
each day
against the
laws of health.
Those who
will not heed
Natures
warnings can
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29
Entered q, the post once at Red Cloud, Neb. {"
Hooud class mail matter.
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inch perissue.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-03-29

10 the only purely veg.
etable blood purifier
known contains NJ
poisonous minerals 70
ruin the digestion and
La Junta tribune., 1901-09-11

for q number of years, and there
amt anything in fresh. salt and
smoked meats that he don't keep
the best Of. Trade with him, sure.
Besides, he does all his own kill.
ing, and that counts for = lot.
| don't know what you think, but
/ like to buy meats where every
thing is kept scruPulorsly clean,
and where ! know tire meats are
fresh. And then there 10 a good
deal in knowing the man you deal
with. Prinster is square, and
knows all there is to know about
meats"
"Now," said Uncle Josh, sis
there anything else that you need.
or you would like to haves Char
ley has a new suit, etc, Polly, I'm
going to buy you some new
dresses, and how would you like
to have a new jacket or capea"
"Oh, l would like it we'll enough"
said Polly, ''but, Uncle. you have
bought SO many things for US now
that I'm afraid you will think our
wants never can be supplied" Z"
"Tut, tut. Never mention il, and
did not promise to fix you up if
you would come and settle down
in La Junta1 And my word ought
to be good. Yes, now, never mind,
we will 60 right into r. c. Inge's
Big Double Store. Upon enter
ing this beautiful store Polly was
almost dumbfounded by the great
display OF fine things that appeal
SO strongly to ladies Of taste and
breeding, but bought two tailor.
made suits, a jacket, two waists
that beat anything she saw in the
east, a beautiful silk skirt and one
Of those fashionable spring auto
mobile coats. While doing the
purchasing Polly was heard to ex-
claim: Don't Mr.. Inge keep a
fine store for the size Of La
| Junta?" "You're right he does"
said Uncle Josh. "and that's why
l brought you here"
"Now that we've got Polly
fixed" said Uncle Josh, on leav-
ing Mr.. Inge's, .'let's 60 over and
I'll introduce you to MIR. G. S.
Thompson, our leading funeral di-
rector. You'll find him an awfully
clever fellow" After introducing
the young folks, who chatted for
few moments on the beauties and
climate Of La Junta, Uncle Josh
drawled, "W-ll' folks, CUES.
we'd better be moseyin'."
"Wasn't he a pleasant gentle
tleman," remarked Charley upon
leaving Mr.. Thompson. "You're
right he is," replied Josh. "Mr.
Thompson's made pile OF friends
in the seventeen years he's been
here; SO much so that l, for one,
have always said that when l die
! want Mr.. Thompson to attend to
the buryin' OF me, as he is consid-
cred by everybody to be the best
undertaken around here, and has
the best funeral equipment in this
part Of the state"
While driving up Ration avenue
one OF the horses had the misfor-
tune Of throwing 4 shoe. "Now
we're it," exclaimed Charley.
"Oh, no." says Uncle, 1--WE will
just drive down to William Le-
roy. the expert blacksmith Of La
Junta. tell you he knows all
about shoeing FIRST class driving
horse" "That so7" .aid Charley.
"You're blamed right" says Josh.
"What your uncle says is square
toed. And, Charley, il you want
anything fixed or mended don't
fail to call upon him. Why, talk
about mendin' buggies and wagons
and machinesy-why, Bill can fix
them up 80 you can't tell where
the break was"
"Now, ! guess we've got to have
some dishes. Polly, 20 we'll 60
h.eL - g.r,:~.onp. ..A -. -
La Junta tribune., 1901-09-11

ri iss Summers-Polly Il er
Iva dare l"-but the speaker
took . header over bashfulness.
only to hear a sweet "Yes Char.
lev"
"Can l aspire to-er-to tina,
is-what do you think would say
if saw the Goddess Of Liberty1"
"Why Charley, how could ]
know1 What would You say7"
"I'd say Statue"
"Oh. you funny boy" remarked
Polly, .but what were you trying
to tell me7" A lapse of silence
followed and then Charley was
encouraged by q soulful, appealing
look from Polly's sweet blue eyes.
"If l might only hope so-er-
to-"
Language failed him again. !,
was seemingly hopeless case,
and it might have been only for .
demure.
..Charley, I've said yes, and il
you really mean it, mean it too.
snd-and-
And to this day the young man
will insist that he popped the
question.
All this happened away down
east in the little town Of Cicero, in
Vermont, and il was not very long
before there was = wedding. A
letter from Polly 70 Uncle Josh n
La Justa, announcing the mar.
siage. soon brought . reply. fos
Polly was ~ Uncle Josh declared.
the only one left fos him % care
ior. He wrote very eausively oi
his delight at her exhibition Of
what he called '.grit" and psopos-
ed that il Charley and Polly would
locate at La Junta and grow up
with the country, he would be-
stow upon them such . gift al
would enable them TO have q nice
home and live comfortably the
rest Of their days.
"This." wrote Josh. "willbe my
wedding gift to you. don't know
Of anything better for you to do,
for this is the most suitable place
for young couple to start in life
that l know Of"
About ten days subsequent .
travel-wo party arrived at L.
Iunts. Uncle Josh. although sixty
years Of age, was on hand q the
depot to greet the couple. shd -
he shook hands with both Of them
At once. his face once more show
Cd the CLEAN Of youth and his feet
we're spsy - he calamity directed
she party to the handsome carriage
1t the curb, "My," said Polly.
sis this fos us1" .sYes," said I'm
Gle Josh, ..ls's just - ilne a,rig =
any city cas show snd ths
best isn't any too good for you"
Gwen drive up 70 the Park
House, !" said Uncle Josb. ''fos I've
always lived there since your
Aunt Jane died. and like it 6rss
rate"
Tired out with travel, the little
company soon broke mp and re-
tired for the night. In the morn
ing after the usual greetings had
ness given and breakfast had been
pastakss Of, Uncle Josh IN his
ios;e;nal manner said: ''Well,
folks, I'm thinking we'd better gss
! livery and b lookin' out for :
ri 70 b1ild ! house on" They
Immediately hired ! rig and went
ios . drive.
In answef 70 The drivers qnes-
t;oa q 20 where thsy wasssd %
%. UseIs rsplisa: s'jnss drivs
syousd sovs, ~ want % look y :
81 4 lloshss Essth. lfs ~ hesis
& Ss chasiey. yghstS sbish
- iooAing = ~ aunssoas lots
~ - oa1 1asoa avsase wosld -
La Junta tribune., 1901-09-11

Uncle, "l'll just take you over
and introduce you to my friend
Charlie Lowe. 1--we given up all
other brands and now smoke
nothing but his clear Havana, "La
Flor de Vallens. A better ten
cent cigar you wont find anywhere.
Yes, thank you, Lowe, III just
take two boxes, for I'm nearly out
OF my last box. loves got two
splendid two for quarters too,"
continued Josh, "the Ell Emerge
and Chancellor. 1--we smoked them
both and know they are good.
Charley, you want to get your
cigars and tobacco here tor Lowe
keeps the best line of smokers
articles in town. 1--we known him
now Tor good long time and
more genial young teller you wont
find around here"
"Now we can't 60 to house
keeping without something to
eat," said Charley. "Where do
you think we can get the best deal
on groceries and get them freshf"
| Just 20 right up to F. F. Turley &
Son." said Uncle Josh, "they are
selling goods fast enough to keep
everything fresh on their shelves. +"
When they reached the store there
was an up TO dateness about it
that attracted Polly's attention
and after they had looked about
aud contracted for the goods. they
decided that Uncle Josh was right
again, for they found fine line OF
fresh fruits, groceries, the cele-
brated California canned goods,
teas, spices, IS well as Thompson
& Taylor, and Reidneor & Bakers
famous cofees, and everything
else good to eat, which Uncle Josh
said were sold cheaper than at any
other store in the county. "And
such pleasant gentlemen to do
business with, " remarked Charley.
"Yes," says Uncle, "they are men
whose word is good and l notice
that their customers all stay by
them" They've built up an i'm
mense trade in the ten years they
have been here" said Josh, upon
regaining the street, 80 much so,
that they have got to have more
room, and in q few weeks will
move into that handsome brick,
down the avenue. and when they
do l tell you they'll have 4
store to be proud Of. All right
Billy drive ahead.
SHOW. folks" said Uncle Josh,
~ they left Mr.. Turley, seein'
we've got the house built and fur
niture bo ight, don't believe in
taking any chances, about FIRE, SO
we'll just 60 up the street to see
my old friend Judge Russell. I've
known him well for years. and as
|he's about the squarest man here,
] know we'll get good treatment
in case anything should happen.
He's been insurin' around here for
the past twenty-one years. had
the dod- blasted luck to have 81
barn burn in the fall Of 'o8, and
say, he just paid the insurance
like a man. None of your i
guess we'll have to adjust IT, cases
for him. ! know when people
treat me right. 80 come on and
we'll get that house Of yours in
sased in a jidy."
"Polly," remarked Josh, "the
next thing to look after is some
flour. for ! want to begin house,
keepin' right. Wen 60 down and
III introduce you to my friend,
B. M. Spaulding. Your Aunt Jane
was one Of the best bread makers
that ever queened il over an oven,
but she couldn't do anything with |
out good -four. She used to de-
clare that 'she Gem Of Otero.'
manufactured by the La Junta
Milling & Elevator Company, was
Lfhe hesf she ever used in her LIE.
La Junta tribune., 1901-09-11

we'll 60 over to the Price-Draper
Clothing Company. They carry
the swellest lot of ties and gents
fixin's in town." Arriving At Mr..
Diapers beautiful store Charley
further humored Polly by allow
ing her to select several very
pretty ties. a new hat, some sea
sonable underwear. and one Of
those ew-fangled umbrellas.
"Look At that fine line Of CLOTH
ing," said Uncle, "ain't they mob
by onesp You need't be afraid of
being over charged here for goods,
for ever since Mr.. Draper, whom
I've known q good many years,
has been in business here he's been
drawin' a lot OF trade from the
other towns. for his styles are
right up. date, and you'll find,
like a lot of other people. that you
get more than your moneys worth
here"
"What do you think, Uncle, l
did the other night?" said Polly,
after leaving Mr.. Diapers. "Eat-
ing some baked beans on the train
I had the ill luck to chew on q
piece OF solder and broke one OF
my filings. Has La Junta a good
dentist1" "Onc of the best in this
part of the country, little sweet
heart, and we'll call on him now. :"
Arriving at DR.. c. r. Hubbell's
fine dental parlors, Polly soon
found relief once in his skillful
hands, and also determined to be
brave enough to have an old root
extracted, as DR.. Hubbell informed
her he could do it without paining
her."
"Did he hurt ye any," Polly7
queried her uncle after leaving DR..
Hubbell's. "Oh, dear no; l didn't
know he had it out until he showed
it to me. He's an awful nice
man." "You're right he is," re.
piled Uncle Josh. "Doc Hubbell
10 one of the finest dentists we've
got around here; and when you get
ready, Polly, to have those two
teeth bridged, you want to let him
do it, as he's an expert in that
line"
While Polly was receiving at
tention at DR.. Hubbell's hands.
Uncle, somewhat to Charley's con.
fusion, INDUCED in q half serious
criticism Of his personal appear
ance. "See here, my boy. I'm
afraid may be I'm gittin' sprucer
as ! grow older, but don't like it
somehow to see you goin' around
in them clothes, and If you're 60
ing to live here in La Junta you'll
have to do as the rest of the men
and 60 to Will Bowen, the leading
tailor here, and get fitted for suit
Of clothes. He's got swell trade,
and it's right he should have, for
they say he's one Of the best cut
tiers in the country and he'll fit
you like glove. Then he makes
everything right in his shop, too.
Yes sir, and that's the way good
tailor should do, instead Of send
ing clothes of to some old city.
So as soon As Polly's all right
we'll 60 over there.
After leaving Mr.. Bowen the
generous old uncle insisted on tax
ing them in and showing them the
large stock Of bicycles G. H.
Downer carried. "Isn't that
exclaimed Polly, pointing
to q 1901 model of the s'Crescent.
"Wall." drawled out Uncle Josh,
sit ought to be, for I've noticed
more OF that make on the streets
than any other."
After q thorough explanation Of
the wheel by Mr.. Downer, and =
hint from him that he would teach
her to ride the blamed thing, that
part Of the deal was quickly
closed.
"How would you like to have =
sdlsn, ~ china Pnlls, 2W .alnd hns