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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

News would get around that he had his
Clothes lined with Velvet.
About the time he would arrive at his
Office and square away at the Morning
Mail, an Acquaintance who was in a Hurry
would bound in and tell how much he
needed for a couple of Days. By a strange
Coincidence he had always named the eX-
act Amount that Mr.. Blow had been flash
ing.
After this had gone on for a while, the
Man who was getting the swift Touches
bought himself a large cardboard Motto,
reading Silence is Golden"
Now when he goes into a Game and Taps
somebody, he takes the Easy Money and
fastens it into his inside Vest Pocket with
a Safety Pin, And when he is asked how
he came out, he does a Stretch and says,
"Oh, about Even
Moral-No Man ever saved Money by
showing it in a crowd.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE SECRET
OF ONE POPULAR SUCCESS.
A feeble-minded Young Man stood look
ing up at a New Building one Day when a
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

was a bold little Mink.
In this same Town there was a Boy who
was Aces and Fights with the Girls, but
when any Man heard the Name he made
the Sign of the Upper-Cut and said. I'm a
Minute" The Males had no use for one
who could discuss Tatting and who said
"Oh Ffddle!" when he was Provoked.
At every Opportunity the Men would get
in a few mean Hooks on the grille Boy and
the Young Women would stand up for him
and say they didn't care, he was awful
Nice, SO therei
Then some Man would begin boosting the
Tom-Boy Girl, and that would be a Signal
for the Feathers to fly.
One Summer the Mans kind of Girl and
the Girls kind of Man went and got Mar
ried, which simply Mortified every one. His
Friends were mad and her Friends were
just as mad. There was some talk of set
ting fire to the House in which they lived.
And yet, if they had stopped to consider.
he was the only Kind of a Man she could
Marry, and she was the only Kind of a
Girl qualified to protect a delicate Piece of
Work.
Moral-The Logical Marriage is the one
that causes the most Talk.
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Copyright by Henry W. Fischer.I
The New England Conscience.
Memphis Commercial Appeal.

Memphl COmmerclaI Appeal.
The New England conscience may un-
dergo changes, but its vitality is great.
This is seen when it is transplanted ana
compelled to partake of the new soil and
environment. 1t grows no smaller, but
changes shape. Being malleable and due
tile, it is either hattened out so that its
powers Of resistance are less, or ~attenuateG
so tina less tension is required to sever it,
but il is always there to prick and poster
and arouse when evil threatens, or TO COM
fort the struggling and commend the good.
In certain stages and certain times it be-
comes q trifie fraZZled and a positive an
noyance. too weak to restrain from mis-
chievouS indulgence, and too strong to per-
nit of full enjoyment of the wrong DONE -
as a bright woman once expressed il: but IL
is always present and comes not periodical
ly as a weak access of atavism, but IT,
mains a -permanency although occasionally
temporarily valetudinarian.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

told every Lady that her Booth was the
p~rettiest and made himself Indispensable.
He became a Volunteer Messenger Boy for
the Women who have the Currency and the
Pull, but who are not ordinarily pursued
by the Young Fellows. Every time one of
them whistled, he came on a Run and
jumped into her Lap. The first thing he
knew he was playing Understudy TO sew
eral grumpy old Husbands and getting in
on Theater Parties and Dinners to beat the
band.
He was in Society. sure enough. He didn't
pay for a Meal once a Week. He drank
Wealthy Water right out of the finest Ice
Boxes in town. One nice Old Lady had in
duced her Husband TO give him a better
Position. He wore Violets and pearl-colored
Gloves and he had what Doctors call En-
largiensis of the Coco.
He had won his Bet and the former Ac-
quaintance of the Stag Party sent word
that he was ready to stand the Supper, but
the Real Thing sent back Word that be
could not afford to meet Chaps who were
not in his Set.
Moral-The Girl-Proof Man is often a
Hit in the Ole Ladies' Home.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE TWO
FAvORITES AND THE USUAL
COMBINATION.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
Growing Old.

a little more gray in the lessening hair
Each day as the years 90 by;
A little more STOPPING Of the form.
a little more dim in the eye.
\ little more faltering OF the step
AS we tread life's pathway Ger;
But a little nearer every day
To the ones who have gone before.
y little more hating OF the gait,
And a dizziness OF the ear:
n growing WEAKNESS OF the frame
With each swift-passing year.
A fading OF hopes. and ambitions, too,
A faltering in life's quest:
But a little nearer every day
To a sweet and peaceful rest.
A little more loneliness in life,
As the dear ones pass away.
a large claim on the heavenly land
With every passing day.
a little further from toll and care,
A little less way 10 roam.
A drawing near % the closing scene
And a happy weiCome home
The Wor
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

Girl without letting
her know anything
about it. He was
dead willing 10 Hook
Up and the sooner
the better. but he
was afraid to under
take a Proposal for
fear he would Fun
BILE. Every time he
came up to the High
Jump he laid back
h i S Ears a n d
%squatted.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
Like Paris.
New York Mail and Express.

New York Mail and Express.
A great many travellers have likened
New York to Paris. principally because
Of the large share of sunshine and crystal
air we get here. But Charles Hawtrey,
the London actor now performing here.
is the first to say 1.-The place reminds me
of Paris because there are so many Amer
leans here"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

Hod of Bricks came
down and got him.
When he was poked
into the Ambulance,
his Dome was perfo-
rated. At the Hospi-
tai they removed a
number of Brain
Lobes that had been
mussed up and had
Grit in them. They
packed in Oakum TO
fill the Cavity. The
Young Man recov-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
PERMANENTLY K

Mrs. H. Pettibone, of 594 Euclid
ave-, Cleveland, Ohio, who is president
of the Ohio State Travellers Club and
one of the leading ladies of Cleveland,
recently wrote that she had suffered
with severe attacks of biliousness, ac-
companied by sever headaches, caused
by a diseased condition of the kidneys.
She suffered so much hat she had TO
go to bed and stay three II four days at
a time. Since she began the use of
Warmers Safe Cure her entire system
underwent a complete change. She
says her blood is now in a healthy con-
dition, her nerves steady and her head
aches completely gone. She also adds
that she is grateful that she knew of
this wonderful medicine and that she
cannot say too much in its praise.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

get for all the Femi-
nine Spite. She was a
Mans Woman, and
that is why her own
Sex neve got tired
of using the Ham
mer when her Name
came up. She could
give six Callers her
undivided Attention
all at the same time
and be a Good Fell
low every minute.
So, of course, she
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

meet People and Tell
how much he had
won. He could draw
the Long Bow better
han he could draw
Cards. If he quit
anywhere to the Good
he would convert his
Currency into 81 Bills
and go out and Fan
his Friends with it,
and tell what a purity
Game he had played.
In a little while the
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

ionable Society. He
had no use for the
Elite. He said that
any White Man who
had two or three
changes Of Raiment
and a Medium Nerve
could work his way
into the Inner Circle,
if he would set out
10 do it and attend
closely to his Knit
ting.
IF I cared TO pull
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

When the Man came near the House
where a few Friends had dropped in he
heard a Noise. 1t sounded like an Electric
Light Plant that was having Trouble with
the Machinery. Pop-eyed Ladies with Auto
graph Albums under their Arms were do
ing the Yale Vault over the Front Fence
and piking for the Grand stand.
The Man buttoned up his Coat and began
to bowl over white-haired Women and
slender Girls with Studio Hair. He gnawed
his way into the thick of the Crowd. His
Ticket called for one Good Look at one
Genius and one Cup of Tea, and he was
there to Collect. After a while he succeeded
in butting his way into a Cozy Corner
where the Smilax was thickest
There stood a Thin Man. He was at Bay.
He wore a Herbert Kelley Suit and a
frozen Smile. Eight large. strong Females
had beaten down his Guard and fought him
to the Posts and they were telling him, all
at the same time, how much they had en-
joyed his Book. There was a look of Mute
Appeal on that White Face as if to ask,
"Oh, why did the Publisher come down
into the Country and dig me up"
He had just the same chance that a
Sheep has in a Packing-House.
The Man went home and all through the
Night he saw that Wan Face lifted in pale
Supplication. So he got up and burned his
Manuscripts.
IF / publish the blamed Stuff and it
goes. L may be up against the same Comb
nation" he said.
Moral-If a Man could write for Pos
terity and collect his Royalties in Advance
ii would be Fine Business.
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THE MODERN FABLE OF THE MAN
WHO CRAWLED UNDER TENT
AND THEN STAYED FOR THE
CIRCUS.

One Evening a cynical Person was sitting
at a Stag Party throwing Rocks at FASH
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

received a special
Bid to attend an
Afternoon Reception.
At this Social DON
nybrook, a new Au-
thor was to be
trotted out and put
through a Trial
Heat. The Man had a
Green Badge, which
gave him the Right
to go into the Pad
dock and see the An
imal backed into the
Shafts.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE MAN
WHO ACQUIRED WISDOM AT THE
USUAL MARKET PRICE.

Once there was a Man who acted as
Teller for a Poker Club. His Job was to
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

A Youth who had the Love Microbe all
through bis System was irving TO marry a
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

bottle; let ii stand twenty-four hours; If
then it is milky or cloudy or has a red
dish, chalky sediment in the bottom of
the glass. or if PARTICLES or germs float
about in it, your kidneys are diseased,
and you should not lose a moment but
get a bottle of Warmers Safe Cure, as
the disease works very rapidly and is
liable to gain such a foothold that you
cannot cure it or stop its spread with
out a great deal of pain and suffering.
Warmers Safe Cure is an absolute
cure for any form of kidney disease.
One bottle will cure almost any light
case, if taken in time, and the free trial
brings relief, while if the disease is let
make any Roadway, so that it affects
the different parts, it is liable to take
months to clear the system of the mi
crobes and prevent Bright's Disease
and other complications of the Kid
neys, Liver, Bladder, Urinary Organs
and the Blood.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE TWO
FAVORITES AND THE USUAL
COMBINATION.

In a Small City there was a Girl who was
a Rallying Cry among the Men, but a Tar
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE ROUND
UP IN HONOR OF THE NEW
LUMINARY.

One Day a Man who had been trying to
turn up his Wick among the Litry Lights,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
Diseased Kidneys
Cured Free.
Thousands Have Kidney Disease and Do Not
Know 1t.
WARMERS SAFE CURE CURES

Ha any time in your family history there has been any trace of kidney disease
you an be too careful You shouhd test you kidneys and find out for yourself If
there is an trace of the disease In your svsen as
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17
MODERN FABLES BY GEORGE ABE.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE
BALHY BOY WHO KEPT HER
WAITING q q II II ~ II

fcopyTiGht, 1907, By Robert Howard Russell
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

there is no other disease that causes as many COM
plications and as much suffering as diseases of tee
kidneys, as the blood is filtered and purified through
the kidneys. If there are germs of disease in the
kidneys they pass through the blood until all the
different parts of the body become diseased. Rheu-
matism, Bladder Trouble, Nervous Indigestion.
Eczema, Scrofula. Salt Rheum and Rheumatic Govt
are all caused by kidney trouble, and a kind which
does not announce itself by any outward symptoms.
In the morning put some urine in a glass or
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-11-17

A feeble-minded Young Man stood look
ing up at a New Building one Day when a
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
MOROCCO DESIRES REFORM.
Surrounding Influences Hamper the Ruler in
His Efforts for It.

New York, Nov. 20.--A correspon.
dent of the London Times and New
York Times, wiring from Marakesh
(City Of Morocco, states that he has
just had long audience with the
Sultan Of Morocco.
On entering the palace, says the
correspondent, he was conducted
through an open square. On one side
Of 1t we're cages ,containg His Males
TVS collection of wild beasts, while
roaming about were Barbary wild
sheep. gazelles, wild boars and cranes.
Sultan Mulai Abdul-ElAziz, the dis
patch goes on to say, is tall and well.
built, with most intelligent and most
pleasant expression and with fascin-
ating manners. No interpreter was
present at the audience, the converse
tion being In Arabic throughout.
There Is, declares the correspondent,
no doubt In regard to the soundness
Of the Sultan's views, but he Is much
hampered by surrounding influences,
and honest viziers are required. Alb
dul-EEAziz makes no secret of his de-
sire to see reform In every branch of
the government. The correspondent
expected to find typical, expression
less Oriental, whereas he found a
young man full of energy. He says he
left the palace more hopeful than ever
that there Is possibility Of bright
future for Morocco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
BIG DIAMOND ROBBERY.


Portland, Ore, Nov. 1S.--Diamonds
valued at $4,000 and about $50 in
money were stolen last night from a
room in the Portland Hotel, occu-
pied by A. f. Lowenthal, of New York
City, and the audacious thief manag-
ed to escape with his booty and get
safely away.
Mr.. Lowenthal Is a dealer in pre-
clous stones, and he is at present on
the Pacific Coast on business trip.
Last Saturday night he arrived at
the Portland Hotel, and was
assigned to a room on the ground
floor facing Yamhill street, being the
third window from the northeast cor
ner Of Seventh and Yamhill streets.
His travelling trunk, containing the
greater part of his diamonds he used
In trade, and portion of his money,
was placed in his room. There are
two keys to this room, one used by
the guest and placed In the Office
when it Is not in use, and the other
usually In charge of the janitor In
charge Of all the rooms on that cor
ridor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
ASSAULTED BY MINERS.
NOn.Union Men Are Attacked at Mines Near
Vncennes, Indiana,

vincennes, Ind, Nov. 21.-Four
hundred union coal miners from
Washington, Connelburg, Petersburg,
Princeton and Montgomery arrived
here at an early hour this morning
and at 5 o'clock made an attack upon
the non-union miners employed at
the Prospect Hill mines near this
city. As result two men are fatally
hurt and half dozen more seriously
injured.
The union miners formed at the
union station and marched to the
mines. Just as the men on the day
shift we're going on duty they were
attacked. The union men asked for
the foreman and when told that he
was in bed said "All right; we
will get him. They started after
Scott, the foreman, and in the melee
that followed Scott and his family
defended themselves as best they
could but were powerless. Scott was
badly beaten and w. P. Collins, an
attorney OF Washington, brother-in-
law of Scott, who was visiting with
the family, sustained injuries that may
prove fatal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
EVENTS OF THE DAY
FROM THE FOUR QUARTERS or
THE WORLD.
4 Comprehensive Review Of the Important
Happenings Of the Past Week Presented
ina Condensed Form Which Is MOsl
Likely to Prove Of Interest to Our Many
Readers.


Student riots have occurred in
Spanish towns.
Colonel Meade, .ot the marines, il
on trial for drunkenness.
Fire at Assumption, ILL.,, destroyed
property valued at $55, 1000.
The Metropolitan bank, Of Ia
coma, has closed its doors.
kEx- Representative Sweet, Of Idaho,
is charged with embezzlement.
The National reciprocity conven-
tion has opened in Washington.
Smallpox is spreading in Vienna,
S5 cases being reported in two days.
Prominent Seattle woman has been
carrying on smuggling on large
scale.
An entire family near Los Angeles,
CAL, was shot and then literally cut
to pieces.
Consul Dickinson has located Miss
Stone and asks for Bulgarian troops
to rescue her.
John Hay was the principal speaker
at the New York chamber OF COM
merce dinner.
There is trouble in the Washington
delegation over the appointment of a
United States marshal.
The United States training ship
Alert has sailed from San Diego for
Magdalena bay for gun practice.
Robbers blew open the safe Of the
First National Bank at Mondori,
Wis, and secured between $1,000
and $4,000.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
MINER RELEASED.
Work Of Removing Debris at the Baby
Mine Confines.

Pocahontas, Va, Nov 2e.-The
work of removing fallen slate and deb
ris from the Baby mine continues.
This morning Fritz Moulton was
found entombed In room on the
west side. He was living, but few
hours more would, no doubt, have
brought death. For six hours ply
sicians worked with him before he
was restored to consciousness. He is
yet feeble, but will likely recover.
There was great rejoicing when the
news spread that he had been recov-
cred alive. Moulton says all within
the mine Thursday night commented
on the heaviness of the atmosphere,
and that number of the men left
their work ahead of him. He soon
found that danger was imminent, and,
along with several others, started
running from the drift. A heavy re-
port that shook the mountain was
heard, and an instant later a huge
cloud of smoke and fame was seen
coming. He lost sight of his compan-
ions, but he turned into a side room
as quickly as possible, and was shut
off by falling slate. Probably two
days passed before he succumbed to
the foul afr.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
CRIME OF A MooNsHlNER.
Killed Two Officers and crsmatsd Their
Bodies--A Posse In Pursuit.

Oxford, Miss, Nov. 19.-John A.
Montgomery, Deputy United States
Marshal of this CITY,. and Deputy
United States Marshal Hugh Mont
gomery, of Pontoloc, left here last
night for the purpose of arresting
VIII Mathis, an alleged counterfeiter
and moonshiner, who lived IL miles
east of this place. Early today, Hugh
Montgomery's horse was found stand
ing at the gate of Curdy Hall. "a neigh
Dor of Mathis, and Mathis house had
been burned to the ground. Upon
further investigation two partially
burned bodies were found in the ash
es of the burned building, which have
been identified as the remains of the
Deputy Marshals. John A. Montgom
ory's horse has not been found, and
1t ID supposed that Mathis made his
escape on this horse after the men
had been killed and the house set
ON fire. Mathis wife was at her
fathers a few miles from her burned
home, and she says she and her hus-
band left home yesterday, her hus-
band leaving the country.
Mathis was indicted last Summer
for making and passing counterfeit
money and was out on $4,000 bond.
The principal witness against him
was negro living in the same neigh
borhood. About month ago the ne
gro was assassinated. The two Mont
gomerys went to arrest Mathis for
making Illicit whiskey, and it is sup
posed that they were prevailed upon
to remain for the night, and were shot
while guarding their prisoners. A
posse of 80 or 40 of the leading citi-
zens of Oxford went to the scene to-
day and every effort will be made to
capture Mathis.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-11-22
HYDROGEN A COMPOUND.
Discovery Of a Harvard Professor Supports
the Theory.

Boston, Nov. 20.-Professor q. G.
Pickering. director of the Harvard OBJ
seryatOry, has made a discovery that
he regards as important. In state
ment just out, he says:
The spectrum OF a streak of light
ming was photographer last July. From
such a small beginning two discover
les have developed. Not only are the
chemical elements, so-called, COM
pounds, but it is likely that hydrogen
itself. which chemical theorists have
thought to be one element of which
the others would sooner or later prove
to be compounds, seems to be OF COM
posite nature"
Other photographs made at about
the same time show the curious fact
that the spectrum OF lightning il not
always the same. Some Of the photo
graphs show doubling OF the bright
lines. Professor Pickering was at
first Inclined to believe that this was
sort of composite photo, but he now
concludes that the doubling looks as
though hydrogen, the only element
studied in the lightning spectrum, and
hitherto believed to be least likely
ever to be proved a compound body.
Is made up Of at least three compon-
ents. This conclusion he bases upon
the fact that there were 80 lines In
the hydrogen spectrum on one photo,
three In another and one In the third,
the different flashes having been pho
tographed under different circum-
stances.
Another remarkable circumstance
In connection with the study Of pic
turing Of spectra Of lightning flashes
is that they are similar to that Of the
second new star in the constellation
Perseus, known as Nova Persei No. 2,
which were taken on March %, 1901.