New-York tribune., 1901-08-03
THE TAIN or THE DAT.

The hot spell led The Eldorado tKanD Repub-
ncan" 10 make the following remarks: 1t took
the country many centuries to develop a breech-
clout race and. now that have driven the
original inhabitants out, It is in order for us to
live as they uved-go barefoot. barelesged and
bareheaded This climate is not suited to clothing,
and never was-so must so back 10 Hrst princ-
pies. Adam and Eve were doubtless horn right
here In Kansas. We have always maintained that
this is the original Garden of Eden And, in order
10 get the fun benefit OF this glorious climate. We
must live first parents lived"
How do you manage to get rid of bores?'' asked
snodgrass. as he came in and took seat by the
oh easily enough" replied the editor 7 begin
70 tell them stories about my smart yoGngs{er y,sg
you go? Well good morning "-(Tit-Bits
The philadelphia Record" says: There Is a
physician OF Spruce-st who is fond OF the music
of Richard Wagner that whenever a child is born
In a family of his patients he will suggest a name
for 1t, invariably name from one Of the Wagner
music dramas Triplets. three little girls. were
born the other day that will be named thanks to
the doctors suggestion Elsa. Elisabeth and Brunn-
hide. There Is little colored girl who goes
through life well pleased with her cognomen or
Isolde Liebestod Jackson. and there is a colored
boy whom the doctor named TO his mothers great
delight Lohengrin Teramund Tillinghast was
glad to have the opportunity to name those httie
girls. the doctor said yesterday for triplets are
born rarely. Only one birth in $500 in fact is OF
caused thirty-seven children to be named after the
heroes and heroines of Wagner"
Keeping Them Busy-."There is one way that
King Edward can keep his chapains busy"
Praying for a long reign. ."-CCleveland Plain
Dealer.
Herman Elegan OF St. Louis has constructed a
Turkish bath house to be run as trolley car
Look at the stuff that goes to waste in the
OF OF he
goods Where does the profit come in?'
basket on his arm, comes from having only one
clerk wait thirty-siX customers. .'-(Chicaso
Tribune.
A Berlin newspaper publishes 'curIoss de-
| tails respecting the letter bags of the principal
| European sovereigns. The Pope holds the first
place he receives day from % 200 TO 5000
| letters and newspapers. King Edward VII comes
| next with 5000 newspapers and 1909 letters. The
| Car and the German Emperor receive each from
600 TO 100 letters, appeals etc; the King of Italy,
| 800 and Queen Wilhelmina from 100 $50. The
| Pope, says the same authority. employs no fewer
| than thirty-fve secretaries.
streetcar Notwithstanding allowed the
| three seats only sir.
| irritable Passenger (who has used up all his
| matches trying to light his cigarl-Confound you.
| A noted character Sgnor Rosario Bufrallno who
| lately escaped from prison in Italy, informs the
public in a paid advertisement In the Giornale di
| Sicnia" that he has organized band of brigands
| that will administer justice according TO the
| teachings of Holy Writ" All persons suffering
| from injustice having wrongs that need aveng-
| ing may apply SlgnOr Buffano. who will con-
| slider each case its merits. and mete the
| death punishment where he deems ft." The prom
ise to administer justice in strictly Scriptural
manner must refer TO the old dispensation of 'an
| eve for an eye and tooth for a TOOTH
| What would you do If you had million dol
| lars?" said one plain. everyday man
| "Oh." replied the other, Il suppose I'd put in
! most of my time comparing myself with some one
| who had a billion and feeling discontented -
| Washington Star.
Miss Carrie Head of Joplin Mo. has organized
| the Young Ladies' oil Company. Associated with
| her are Miss Leota Stump. OF Port Arthur. Tex;
| Louisa Snead, OF New-York; Maud A. Wisdom and
Agnes Hagerman. of Beaumont, and Catherine c.
Burton. of Washington. The capital stock of the