Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-08-09
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always found in pairs.-Topeka Journal.
Death is nc respecter of persons, but
appendicitis never attacks u tramp.-To-
peka Journal.
Evidently all the diplomacy of the Han
Paul Dispatch
Missouri mules paid nine millions the
last year. 1t must be time to Morganize
them, or Jimpjonfze them.-St. Paul Dis
patch.
One Of the serious questions in the
Philippines is as to whether the school
house can be made 30 follow the lag.-
Detroit Free Press.
Although it is claimed that Il fool is
born every minute, only tllirty-siX Amer-i-
cans became naturalized Britons last
yenr.-Detroit News.
: 'She loved him as a baby" is the rea-
son assigned for the marriage of u wom-
an of II to Il youth of 21, down in New
ark, n. J.-Buffalo News.
Andrew Carnegie announces that he
has $2S0,OO0,O 900 more that he would like
to give away. Where is it taxed, Mr..
Carnegie?.Dctroit Free Press.
In New Jersey, the intense heat of tho
daytime has driven the farmers to har-
vesting the hay crop by moonlight these
brilliant nights.-Buffalo News.
Francis B. Thurber of New YorkNmade
an assignment yesterday, so us to be- able
to start in business with increased Sap-
ital. That's business.-Buffalo Times.
1t is astonishing the number of rela-
tions that turn up whenever a wealthy
man dinC RnUnrS f1Nn 1Nrou,Ofivo hrtlS.
er, is the latest instance.-Toledo News
The Sultan is willing to apologize forS\
interfering with the foreign mails. The
beauty of simply begging pardon is that
it is so ineXpensive.-New York Evening
Sun.
This weather would be more tolerablc
if we could be assured that the coal
trust was obliged to sit in the sun with
out an. umbrella or a straw h~at.-Topeka
Journal.
There was proof positive that the best
cannon frecrackers are not mad in
China. The angels have become inter-
ested in the Glorious Fourth.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
Churches all over the land are closing
for the heated term. Satan doesn't in
the least mind the heat, and will keep
right on doing business at the old stand.
Denver Post.
The really unpleasant feature about
that recent $1,000 lynching decision is
that the fellows who do the lynching
are not the men who pay taXes.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
A barrel of whisky exploded in Louis
vile Saturday afternoon and killed Il
man. The fatalities would have been
more numerous If it had not blown up
Minneapolis Times.
Among the 1000 millionaires in the
United States not one of them can write
poetry. Money I'M secure all of the
gilt-edsed glories of life on this mum
dane sphere.-Boston Globe.
The Italian customs authorities have
raised the duty on American plows as
works of art. Then it is likely they would
look on American mules as genuine old
Observation-Disclosures American.
The next thing in order for the weath-
err department is a thaw. The Whole
blamed machinery behaves as though it
were specially constructed for the turning
out of extremes.-Detrsit Free Press.
European cities might find it profitable
to pave with asphalt, then the mobs
which spring up so frequently couldn't
tear up the streets and throw the paving
stones at the police.-Topeka Journal.
Judge j. Franklin Fort shut up all the
gambling houses of Long Branch. n. j..
without Il single raid. After such an eN-
hibition it would be absurd to sheer at
Jersey justice.-New York Evening Sun.
Now is a good time for the brewers
and cigarmakers whose take have been
reduced to give their employees the bene-
fit of the reduction by adding the amount
thus saved to their wages.-Topeka Jour
na!.
Help is needed SO badly out in Kan >
that the farmers watch the trains.
search for men i'll need of work. That's
as it is, but how are the needy workers
Of the East to get to Kansas Buffalo
Times.
Willie Dunn, once English champion at
the links. has had his skull fractured
by a golf ball. Some people have always
thought that the heads of golf players
We're softer than those of ordinary NOR.
tals.-Buffalo Times.
The government should make u terri.
bic example of a few bank wreckers.
They have a way of losing the money OF
their depositors and then living a life OF
luxury while their victims hustle to get
more.-Detroit Free Press.
We just want to remark that King Ed.
ward did not have as much as a shade
the best of it. When it comes to proluc.
ing smooth, oil-inished language Speak.
er Henderson is odd Suavity" himself,
and no less.-Detroit Free Press.
1t ought not to be necessary to warn
people against taking refuge under Il
tree during a thunder shower. So many
fatalities have arisen from this cause
that it is inconceivable that there can be
any one unaware of the danger of such
Il conrse.-Philadelphia Record.
Perhaps it is as well that the Young
ers have been liberated. They have not
many years of life left and probably have
disposition to do further harm. To
keep them in prison longer would sceil.
more like revenge than justice.-Topeka
journal.