New-York tribune., 1901-08-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

During recent strike In Tampa. Fla. posse OF
citizens formed. declared that the prosperity
or the city should not be harmed, seized the strike
leaders. locked them up. ami then took them out OF
town and hid them. no one knows where.
scriblets-I going TO make my boy model
Wickers-Going 10 let him read Chesterfield?
ScriDle-S-NO; l am going 10 let him read some
Record '''''-' i''7'''O'' '''pS-'i ''ii1ue piii'
The Kansas City Journal thus quotes an old
Missouri man; I've daughter that's the hand
somest young woman in town. She's morn
that; she's smarter n lightin'-smarter n Jim
Blaine. She made the vale-o victory speech in nigh
school last summer an she's lsarnin' all about
the shorthand pot-hangers in a private business
college But / amt a-goin' let her stop theer
BY Jingo," and he brought down his knife handle
with n bang the tabIe-'Tu never never let up
tl her eddication is finished in the bes. cemetery
In the land guess know what life Is. gents
and don't you forgit IT, I've served In the calvary
myself for morn five years. an had hand in the
little game over TO Cuby. Any man that served in
Uncle Sans calvary. and he needn't be one OF
Rosy's rough riders nayther, amt worth dose Of
enis oyster stew If he don't know life"
Only NaturaI.-The sentimental bride on the park
bench at st. Joe watched the set IN Lake
And she murnured:
See. darling how phosphoreseent"
bridegroom when you think how many matches
made here
Then as the sun sank to rest. her head sank like
wise-on Georges shoulder-and all was still-(Chi-
cago Tribune
With view the adoption Of voting machines
for elections in Boston the Boston Board OF Elec-
tion Commissioners. OF that city. IS making tour
OF the principal cities OF New-York in which such
machines have been used. and gathering informa-
ton about their operation. Utica. Syracuse and
Schenectady among the places which will be
visited.
y wouldn't Be SO concerned about my looks
Beauty Is only skin deep
II know It, Melchlor snapped the pretty wife
NtlI inspecting the effect OF her new hat in the
mirror, but ugliness goes clear through."-(Cht-
cago Tribune.
Thomas Johnson seventy-eisht years old and
worth $l5OGoO. who died in Nincennes. Ind, the
other day was a curious character. He did not
know how to read or write. never entered a church.
OF the most profane swearers and hardest
drinkers In the city. married four times and
always voted the Democratic ticket.
The boy in naturally attracted the attention
Of the sympathetic man.
Perhaps hap "lnP' can help YOU y1 ''' AsO
I lost a quarter" answered the boy. and when
| 60 home III get licked for 1T
"Oh, we'll don't cry returned the sympathetic
nan. Here's another quarter. How did you lose
Matching, promptly replied the boy, Il have
no luck at all -(Chicago Post
Forty-eght out Of the 1ls counties Of Kentucky
are entirely dry, and twenty-one others nave
only one point at which liquor is sold. In seven
teen others liquor be obtained only at two
points There are only seven out-and-out wet"
counties I'm the whole state.
He Didn't Compain--Young Wife-This talk
about men being so impatient when woman is
getting ready to go anywhere is all nonsense.
Friend-Doesnt your husband complain all?
Young Wife-NO. indeed! Why, last evening
couldn't fnd my gloves. and had long hunt for
half dozen other things, and yet. when was
finally dressed. and went downstairs 10 my hus-
band. there he by the tre. reading ana smok-
Ing calmly as II / wasn't half an hour late,
Friend--WeIl / declare, Where were you going,
Young Wife-To prayer NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.