The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-06-02
Mr.. DOOLEY ON MR.. CARNEGIE'S GIFT
BY r. p. dunno.


must do something to git rid iv TIL ac-
cumulations iv roly holy that's grajally
crushin' out me young life, so l buys a
university 10 play with.
"Th' day whin we millyonaires bought
yachts an brown stone houses with man
sard roofs onto thin an were proud iv
havin' thin, has gone by. Hinnissy. Twill
not be long before none will be 50 poor
as not to own a private yacht an TIL
mex time Coxey army starts FIR Wash
'ngton, it'll ride in a SPECIAL vistibule
thrain. What was Injuries a few years
ago is mere necessities now. Pierpont
Morgan calls in wan iv his Office boys,
tn prisidnt iv a naytional bank, an
says he, James, he says, take some
change out iv tn damper an run out
an buy Europe FIR me- he says. L intind
to re-rorganize it an put it on a payin'
basis he says. Call up tn Gar, an TIL
Pope, an tn Sultan, an tn Impror Will
lum an tell thin we won't need their
sarvices afther mex week. he says. Give
thin a years salary in advance. An,
James, he says, we betther put that
rred-headed bookeeper near tn dure In
charge iv tn continent. He doesn't seem
to be dom much, he says. Ye see, Hin
Missy, TIL game has got so much bigger
since we first made our money that if
with some iv TIL plays we used to Won
dher about, he'd think he was an old
clothes man. So, tbs nawthin' strange
whin Jawn d. or Andrew or mesilf buys
a string iv universities an puts in tin
millyons to teach tn young idee how to
loot. Befure long We'll be racin thin.
don't know but what it's tn finest kind
iv sport tn wurruld has iver heerd
about.
Father Kelly don't think as much Nv it
as l do. He was in here las night, an
says he: 'Ye can't buy idjacation FIR peo-
ple,' he says If We cud, tn ony man in
tn wurruld that knew anything wud
be Jawn ID. Rockefeller he says. Id
jacation, he says, is something that a
man has to fight fr an pull out Nv its
hole be tn hair Nv it's head he says.
That's tn reason it's so precious he
says. 'They'se so little Nv it an it's so
hard to get, he says. 'They'se amy guam
tity Nv CAB that looks like it, but It
amt tn rale thing he says. TIL wur-
ruld is full iv people wearin' false joolry
Nv that kind he says, but afther they've
had it FIR a long time, IT rms green
an blue an some day whin they thry to
get something on it, m pawnbroker
throws thin out. No, sir. idjacation means
throuble an wurruk an worry, an An
dhrew Carnaygie himsilf is tn on'y wan
know that's been able to pick 1t up
in tn brief INTERVALS between wan dol
lar an another he says The smart
est man in my day at tn Colledge Nv tn
Sacred Heart was a la-ad who used to
come TO school with a half dozen billed
potatoes in an oil newspaper an sawed
wood all avenin to pay f'r his larnin'
Anything that boy larned, he larned We
bet. Ivry line Nv Latin he knew riprisint-
ed a stick Nv wood an belonged TO him
'Twasn't borrowed at tn back dure ~ a
MILLIONAIRE. He knew more thin amy
man / liver see, an he's now at tn head
~ wan ~ h best little wan room schools
IN Du Page county he says. Andrew
Carnaygies tin millone won't make amy
Robert Burns he says. 1t may make
more Andrew Carnaygies.' says !.
'Theyse enough to 80 round now says
he
II don't know that he's right. don't
know fr sure that Father Kelly "a fright,
Hinnissy don't think IL makes amy
difference wan way or IN other how free