The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
PITH AND POINT.

"Do you mean to lnsnuate that n
can't tell the TRUTH" by no means
1t is impossible to say what a man can
do until he tries."-Chicago Post.
The man who never stops to think
Through haste is oft bereft.
The man who stops TO think too long
Stands round till he gets left.
Washington Star
my wife, boasted the happy young
Benedick, "is an open book to me"
Mine, too" declared the old married
man; II can't shut her up"--Phlladel
phla Press.
Muriel-"Your brother proposed to
me during the service In church last
Sunday" Zoe-"You mustn't mind
him. He often talks In his Sleep
Smart Set.
Lena-"I don't know what to make
of Harry Harmless" Alma--"Well
If you were to do as good many Of
the girls have done, you'd make fool
Of him. m."-Philadelphia Bulletin
whats new?" asked Borem, then to
make
Himself at home commenced.
The patient man replied: THAT paint
You're leaning up against"
philadelphia Press
II understand" said the neighber,
"that your husband is a dramatic
critic" NO" replied the little WON
an, bitterly. "he is even worse than
that. He is household crltic."-Chi.
cago Post
Tramp-"Madam, have you an axer
Lady of the House-"No." Tramp
Have you saw" Lady of the House
mo, I have no saw" Tramp-"The1
give me something to eat, please
Harlem Life.
What do you think, Clarice went
out and sang at an entertainment in
private insane asylum" Did she
say whether they showed their insan.
ty much?" "Oh. yes; they encored
her three times. philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
'Ahaw exclaimed the policeman,
reading paper. are you? I thought
you claimed to be a blind man" 80
[ am" replied the beggar, who had
been taken off his guard; my trade is
putting blinds on ows."--Philadel-
phia Press.
Manager-"What do you mean by
using such language? Are you the
manager here, or am II" Employe-
II know I'm not the manager" Man
ager-"Yery well, then; if you're not
the manager, why do you talk like an
ldot:" :"-Tit-Bits
Your daughters voice" said the
professor, after the first lesson. really
has fine timbre." ",Fhere," said Mrs.
Rocksley, Il always knew it. I've told
my husband ever since the day Adelne
was born that she took after him. He
was in the lumber business when we
got married. Times Herald.
An Instrument Made In Washington.
washington may not be great
manufacturing city" said a dentist,
but there is one little instrument that
is made here that goes all over the
world. 1t Is an Indispensable article
in the dental business, and one that Is
familiar to thousands of people, proba-
NY II - Aic
with which the dentists remove the
nerve of tooth after the nerve has
been killed. The purpose of killing
the nerve is to fill the cavity that ex-
lists and that has exposed the nerve to
air. causing pain and trouble. After
the dentist has treated the nerve some
time and believes 1t is dead, he takes
one of these instruments, pushes 1t
down into the cavity, turns it. around
few minutes and pulls out the dead
nerve-a ong, string-like thing. The
end of the little instrument Is made
rough, having tiny teeth. When these
come In contact with the dead nerve
they catch it on the little prongs and
the dentist takes it out without any
trouble. 1t is called a canal cleanser,
in technical terms The instruments
are made in Washington. and are dis
tributed throughout the world by
means of a New York firm that has
The sole agency. The owner of the pat
ent has probably made n fortune."-
Washington Star.