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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
TOOK WIPES ADVICE.
How MT. McNolan, of Detroit, Got In- 10 Deep Water as the Result
 of Obedience.

Many have heard the story of the two Norwegian brothers. One of them was on the boat when she started out. She was 30 feet from the dock when the other came rushing down, just 9 few seconds too late. The one aboard leaned over the railing and shouted; "Yump, Ollie, yump; you can make it in two yumps."
 This authentic Detroit instance is alike, with a difference. One Michael McNolan, sewer contractor in the pick department, was giving his folks an outing, and chose the Tashmo as
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
.HorsE THAr JACK BUILT"

George H. Broadhurst's latest con tribution to the stage, 1.-The House That Jack Built,' will be presented at Polls on Monday evening, and will undoubtedly prove merry entertain ment It is a musical comedy and is presented by some exceptionally clev- CT people. The list includes George H. Summers. St. George Hussey, c. +. Lorraine, Gloria Alonzo, Bessie Lockwood, Hugh Cameron, Joe Will Hams. Albert Amberg, Arthur Cline, Roy Goodchild, Fred Johns, Harry HbplSins. Mildred Keith, May Courtnay, Robert Brewer and others. New and catchy musical numbers, dances, etc, will be introduced during the play by the leading members. Sale of seats Saturday.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Company G drill.
 L'Union St Joseph.
 Polishers and Buffers. Women's Relief corps. North End Wheel club. Wadhams post, G. A. k. Court Hancock, F. of A. Tunxis tribe, I. o. R. NJ. Ladies of the Maccabees. Second division. A. O. H. Citizens Engine company. Court Rose Hill, F. of A. Mad River grange, P. of H. High Rock division, s. of T. Brass City lodge, I. A. of M. Friendship lodge, o. D. H. $. Harmony lodge, F. and 4. M. St Francis Xavier drum corps. Int Association of Machinists. Waterbury division, U. R. K. P. Martin Hellmann lodge, D. O. H. Unity commandery, U. O. of G. c. First division, A. o. H. Rosedale camp, No 9615, NJ. W. of A
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
Pessfnism.

Because snatched pebble from the way. And thought 1t priceless till that day my
 eyes Filled with clearer light. and knew my
 prize Was worthless. poorer than the common
 clay; Because of this shall I go clamoring. "Behold, there are no diamonds!' and
 say: Look as ye will. ye find but pebbles ?'
 Nayi Soul, thou vert blind to do so weak thing. -Theodosia Garrison, in Youths Com panion.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
CHICAGO HAS A WITCH.
Thomas Kelly Discovers q Woman with an Evil Eye and Is Arrested
 for Stoning Her.

The curse of Salem is on Chicago. Ac- cording to Thomas Kelly, the same old witchcraft that used to cause the good Puritans- of the colonial town to~lie awake nights issexercised by woman who is his near neighbor.
 .sHer vengeance is awful" Kelly said toa Chicago American reparter. .Her curse is the curse of Satan. Only re- gently she had quarrel with Mrs. Co hen, another of my neighbors. Mrs. Cohen won and the witch put curse upon her.
 First Cohen's horse died. That was 9 few days after the curse was pro
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
Didn't Satisfy Her.

Her masterly effort had been re- ceived with extreme favor by the other members of the woman's club.
 There can be no doubt" asserted one of her admirers, that you are en- titled to the laurel wreath"
 Laurel wreath" repeated the bud- ding poet, bitterly. Whats the mat ter? Can't the club afford any roses ?'' Chicago Post.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
------------------------- His Deceiyin~ Enrsfrhf

She-I thought that Rev. Mir. Cross roads was expectin. a call to city church?
 He-So he was, but after the mem- bers of the city church heard his trial sermon they came to the con- clusion that he had missed his call- ing.--Smart Set.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
How It Happened.

Mrs. sWederly-What lovely even ingl It reminds me of that night ten years ago when you proposed to me. The moon was full and
 Wederly Cnterrupting)-Yes, and it's dollar to a doughnut I was full, too.-Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
"THE COUNTY FAIR.r

Neil Burgess himself as the central figure of the County Fair'' will be the attraction at Polls Saturday af-' ternoon and evening, and for those who like the ever fresh rusticity of a simple New England story it will be very popular attraction, indeed. Some years ago, and not so long but what many of our local theater go- CTS will recall it, 'The County Fair" was in enormous vogue in New York city, and now that Mir Burgess has given it an elaborate revival, there are signs of its regaining it's great popularity. It is play certainly that anyone can enjoy who has a sparkle of sentiment or humor. and for that reason it promises, like the .sOld Homestead" to have an enduring popularity. The sale of seats will open tomorrow
 THE VILLAGE PARSON.
 On Monday, Tuesday and Wednes- f7av <tT'ho Villa0n PQrsons,, which was
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
Tough Beefsteak Made Tenaer

A tough beefsteak can be made ten- der and delicious by sending cur rent of electricity through it. So says William T. Bryan, Cincinnati electrician.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03

postponed at the time of President McKinley's death, will be played ar the Jacques.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
EIGHT BELLS.

The Brothers Byrne in Flight Bells" Tuesday evening at Polls.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-03
The Turnbull Co.
 40-53 Mai Street Remember whatever others offer.
OUR GREAT CLOSING OUT SALE

 knowledge the drawing
  again show list of cost,
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
"Something New Under tbe Sun"

oOmcCnlnS NSW OnuSI IDS ooH.
All Doctors have tried to cure Ca
tarrh by the use of powders, acid gases
inhalers and drugs in paste form.
Their powders dry up the mucuous
membranes causing them to crack
open and bleed The powerful acids
used in the inhalers have entirely eat
en- away the same membranes that
their makers have aimed to cure,
while pastes and ointments cannot
reach the disease An old and expe-
rienced practitioner who has for many
years made close study and special
ty of the treatment of Catarrh, has at
last perfected Treatment which when
faithfully used, not only relieves at
once. but permanently cures Catarrh,
by removing the cause, stopping the
discharge, and curing all infamma
ton. 1t is the only rene 1y known to
science that actually reaches the af-
hicted parts This wonderful remedy
is known as "Snuff1es the Guaranteed
Catarrh Cure" and is sold at the ex-
tremely low price of One Dollar, each
package containing internal and ex
ternal medicine sufficient for full
months treatment and everything
necessary to its perfect use
''Snuf1es' is the only perfect Ca
tarrh Cure ever made and is now rec
ognized as the only safe and positive
cure for that annoying and disgusting
disease. It cures all inflammation
quickly aud permanently and is also
wonderfully quick to relieve Hay Fe-
yer OF cold in the head
Catarrh when neglected often leads
to Consumption" Snuffles . will save
you if you use it at once 1t is no or
binary remedy, but complete treat
rnent which is positively guaranteed
to cure Catarrh in any form or stage
if used according to the directions
which accompany each package. Don't
DELAY but send for it at once, and write
full particulars as to your condition,
and YOU will receive special advice
from the discoverer of this wonderful
remedy regarding your case without
cost to you beyond the regular price
Of "Snuf4es" the "Guaranted Catarrh
Cure
Sent p epaid to any address in the
United States IF Canada on receipt OF
One Dollar. Address Dept. Ch74E1 win
B. GILES & COMPANY, 1890 andc 1872
Market Street, Philadelphia.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15
FROM CENTRAL AMERICA.

Richard Sanderson has given
us a copy Of the Watkins, New
York, Express, in which is found
an interesting letter from Mrs.
Julia Roe Davis, who is now in
Guatemala, Central America.
The purpose OF this letter was to
speak of the manner in which the
natives received the death of Nc
Kinley. The news was received
there the day before they were to
celebrate their independence day,
like our 4th Of July) and imme-
diately all decorations were order
ed removed, and the government
went into mourning for eight days;
the representatives were ordered
to wear Grape on their arms for the
same length of time. \.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15
PERSONAL.

W.. }. Croswell, Of the Southern
Express Company, headquarters at
Wilmington, and W. j. Warren,
division agent of the same compa-
ny, with headquarters at Hamlet,
were in Southern Pines Tuesday.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15

WINTER TOURISTS TICKETS
NOW ON SALEVIA SEABOARD
AIR LINE RAILWAY.
s..s.s..s
The Seaboard Air Line Railway
announces that effective October
Is, 1901, round trip Winter Ex
cursion tickets will be placed on
sale to resort points on its lines in
North and South Carolina, Geor
gia and Florida. These low rates
taken in connection with the SUI
perior service and fast schedules
operated over this line, which is
the shortest and best to Florida
points, are brought to the atten-
ton of those who are planning
Winter tours. 1t will be distinct
ly to their advantage to obtain
definite information, which will
be cheerfully furnished by any
Agent or Representative of the
Company.
j. @. HORTON, Eastern Pass'r Agt.
1883 Broadway, New York City.
W. H. DOLL, Gen'l Agt. Pass's
Dept,
1434N. Y. Ave., Washington, D G
G. l.. LoNGsDoRF, N. E. Pass'r Agt.,
300 Washington st. Boston, Mass.
J. R. DUvAL, Passenger Agent,
Cont'l Trust Bldg, Baltimore, Md.
R. E. l.. BUNCH, Gen'l Pass'r Agt.,
Portsmouth, Va.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15
+.**-**%

When you feel that life is hardly worth
the candle take dose OF Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They will
cleanse your stomach, tone up your liver
and regulate your bowels making you feel
like new man. For sale by Johnson"s
Pharmacy.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15
THAT THROBBING HEADACHE

Would quickly leave you, if you used DR.
Kings New Life Pills Thousands of suf-
rerers have proved their matchless merit
for Sick and Nervous Headaches They
make pure blood and build up your health
Only Is cents Money bacd if not cured
Sold by all Druggist.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-15


We are Sole Agents for +
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+ 1.
ern Pines. Do not take +
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
THE PISTOL AND THE BOTTLE

The man who has once driven a burg
lar out of his house with a pistol is
likely to keep the weapon handy by
for use in the future
On similar principle Mrs Elizabeth
Langmaid is never without a bottle OF
Mother Seigefs Syrup where she can
lay hands on it any day.
About four years ago she was taken
bad with what was called "a complica-
ton of complaints" The doctors saiG
she, had an abcess on one of her lungs,
and also indigestion and heart troubles
And, seeing how she looked and felt.
we should have believed him without
a moments hesitation.
You can get an idea" she says.
''how bad I was when I tell you
lay helpless in bed nearly nine months
/ (That does give US the idea and no
mistake. Save for the hope of recov-
iery-which seldom quite perishes in the
mind-I would as lief be dead, and so
have the trouble over and done with j
Finally" Mrs. Langmaid goes on to
say. when I got out of bed, all of me
that could waste away was gone. / was
| just skeleton covered by a skin. In
truth. they wrapped me in wadding-
for appearance and for such comfort
and warmth as the protection might
give me.
Whatever my complaint was I al
ways had dreadful pain in my sides
and under the shoulderblades; but the
medicines I took had no more effect on
it than so much sweetened water would
have had.
while In this miserable condition,
remembered how different friends OF
mine had spoken of the virtues OF
Seigers Syrup for many kinds of all.
ments that nothing else seemed able to
help.
Anyway I was sure 1t would be nc
mistake to try it, and so / got bottle
from Campbell & Co.'S store in this
town Up to that time I always had g
great feeling of WEAKNESS and drowsi-
ness after eating, and could not shake
It off.
"But to my delight I soon discovered
that dose of the Syrup dispelled this
almost Immediately. and by the time
had finished the first bottle was great
ly improved.
"As you would suppose, 1 perseveree
in taking the remedy until by degrees
/ got strong again. Gradually, too,
picked up my lost flesh, and recovered
my former good health.
Ever since then 1 keep bottle o
Siegels Syrup in the house and take
dose whenever I feel out of sorts in an!
way.
1You may publish this if you like
, and I shall always be glad to hear o
Sefgers Syrup doing for others what i
did for me-
ELIZABETH LANGMAID,
Market street, Muswellbrook, n. s. w
September rs, 1899.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
MISSOURI MEERscHAuMs.


The Center of thesCob Pipe Industry is
in That state.
Soldiers and sailors the world over
and strangers in many strange lands
have heard of Missouri only through
one medium, which is the Missouri
meerschaum pipe. Down IN Union
county is the little town of Washing
ton on the Missouri river, about fifty
FIVE miles west of ST. Louis. It is the
center of a rather unusual branch of
commercial activity, which is the man
ufacture of cob pipes OF, as they are
better known abroad, Missouri meer-
schaums.'
Twenty-Five years ago H Tibbe. a
wood turner in the little town or
Washington. made the first cob pipe
ever sold as an article of commerce.
Two years or so ago he died rich
man From the first lot of pipes sold
at the corner grocery in the town, the
manufacture has increased until today
one house turns out the enormous
number of 17.2so.o 600 cob pipes yearly
They go to nearly every port and
country on earth, and 40 people are
employed in their manufacture.
W. j. Kirk, former Kansas Cityan,
a member of the firm. was yesterday
discussing the peculiar quality of cob
necessary TO make marketable pipe.
He said:
'sThe 'meersehaum' cob is only rails
ed in the Missouri river bottoms and
within radius of thirty miles around
Washington. The corn on this cob IS
not unusual. being about the same as
any other seed corn raised in Kansas,
Nebraska and Iowa, but it is an ex-
trernely solid cob, as hard as oak. Inn
itators have taken the seed ana at
tempted to raise this corn in various
parts of the United States, but have
always failed to mature the cobs prop
erly
washington is the center of an ag-
ricultural paradise. The farmers can
be seen driving into the little town
every day in the week, some of them
with regular caravans-bringing their
cobs to market And they ger more
for their cobs than they do for the
corn on them. The average price Tor
eobs ranges from one to two cents a
pound Some of these farmers have
annual incomes OF 5000 derived from
corn product alone. They are mostly
Germans. and as an example of their
prosperity, more government and nlu-
nicipal bonds are held at premium in
Union county than any agricultural
locality in the world. One bank-the
Bank of Westinghouse the second
largest purchaser of bonds In the
State.
After cobs are brought in from the
farms they are seasoned from one to
three years before they are ready TO
be 'piped.'"
The display of Missouri cob pipes at
the Paris Exposition attracted a great
deal of attention, and has fostered the
growth of business considerably. The
South African trade has faIJau off vary
much since the Boer war began. A
large shipment was made to the Phil
ippines last week.-Kansas City Jour
nal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
THE FIRST LESSON.

What do, the Filipinos appear to
learn most easily in connection with
our civilization" asked the. eager in
quirer.
without hesitation the strategist re-
piled: 1.-THE value of money."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
1900 :: 40
[. OTIS
IN KkPIOLANI TRACT
For Sale.s.s ).

THE KAPIOLANI TRACT extends
from King street to the beach. A road
Of 60 feet width viii be opened on the
east side Of the property adjoining the
Kamehameha Girls School; said road
will extend to the sea-
CROSS ROADS viii be opened be-
tween blocks. Every lot will have e
frontage on road. The elevations
vary from 40 feet high to 10 feet
high above sea level.
NO SWAMPS around the premises
No freshet will enter the property.
THERE rs AN OFFER to buy o.
part of the property by a great manu-
featuring company. The chances are
the offer may be. accepted. There In
every reason to believe the prices Of
lots will increase In short time. The
owner OF the property win give all
chances to purchasers to make money
on their investments.
THE GROUND IS SUPERIOR to
any tract In the market.
THE PREMISES are situated within,
one mile and a half from the post offlce.
THE GOVERNMENT WATER
PIPES are laid along the upper por-
ton of the property.
THE PRICES are the cheapest OF
any tract within two miles from the
center of the city.
THE TERMS which will be given to
purchasers win be the best ever given
by any Real Estate Dealer or Broker
during the last twenty years In Homo
lulu.
FOR TERMS or more particulars APP
ply to
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

II have been to Pacific Heights, to the
up on Punchbowl and for a
morning ramble along Nuuanu avenue.
I would like to have about a month to
ramble around in this delightful little
garden spot of an island. / shall never
forget the grandeur of that view from
the Heights. I shall never have words
to express myself on the subject. Miss
Clara Maxfield, San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

'.How are you ever going to educate
and civilize all these Japs, Chinese and
natives that you have on hand They
are a picturesque lot, but I should think
they would present tough educational
problem to sglve. Hawaii is truly a
paradise so far as scenic beauty and
balmy air is como erned. 1 had not ex-
pected to find it half so beautiful. The
old legends that ] catch inklings of must
be very interesting to follow up. They
tell me there are many places of his
toric interest. Should like to larry here
awhile = Thornton Chase, Berkeley,
California.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

ing out over those slopes. I should like
to have time to go out and see them, but
what I have seen-all this grand tropical
growth of palms and cocoanut trees and
been a source of great won
der to me. It's just like a big dollhouse
out Of doors."-Miss Lucille Kyes, Uni
Nerslty of California, Los Angeles.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

Il think this must be about the best
place on earth TO live. If one has the
"scads'; understand one must have
long pocketboolS TO get along comfort
ably, but If one has that don know
where one could go to find more beau
tiful place or a more delightful climate.
B. G. Bleasdeale. Los AHgtles
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
TUGBOAT PELE. DID GOOD
SERVICE FOR HAWAII NEl
-sIseIniniseenses Of the late Marshal " c. Parkea

I York safely. where Mr.. Lee underwent
! surgical operation, which was success
ful.
Other incidents and main objects of
our trip I have already recorded in the
sPeie article, and will not. repeat them
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
NOTICE.

LAU KWoN HAS THIS DAY PIH-
chased the restaurant Of Kwong See
Wo Company. 12se Fort street, Homo
lulu. All bills against the said nrm
must be presented to Chong Fong be-
fore the 18th Of June, 1901. Lau Kwon
vii continue the business under the
name Of Kwong See Wo Company.
LAU KWOw.
June I. 1901 5s7s :.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

TITS little paradise. all right-but it's
expensive."-Mr Marquardt, Western
Reserve University, Cleveland. Ohio.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

Il have come all the way from Kan
sas. and it seems like have been in an
other world since Saturday 1 have been
visiting the old royal buildings and
dreaming OF the times that must have
been here in the days OF the old kings
1t must be very sad for the Kanakas.' .
Miss Graf, Kansas City.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

Just say that I have grown too lazy
to talk about it at all; they told me lazi-
ness was in the atmosphere. and I have
already caught IT. A fellow has got
enough to do here just doing nothing
and day-dreaming. MIR. Jornegan. Sc
attic.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
FOR RENT.

RESIDENCE OF C. ]. MCCARTHY.
on Young, Piikoi and Beretania streets.
Fine, large yard, with fruit and shade
trees g
House contains parlor. dining room.
pantry, kitchen, large bedrooms. ser
wants quarters, ETC.
Stalls for two horses and carriage
room.
House viii be rented furnished Par
ty renting must take good care Of the
premises.
Apply to
JAS F. MORGAN.
5s7s IS QUEEN STREET.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11
THEY ARE
CHARMED

CONTINUED from Page u
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

From the opportunity I have had of
looking about. l should say that Homo
lulu is just about as prosperous a town
as there is to be found in Uncle Sans
territory. The city is surprisingly up to
date, and when you get an electric car
line in here you'll be all right. We Hear
you have got a real lively Legislature
down here, and that it's starting in on
orthodox plans-doing nothing and max
ing a whole lot OF fuss about it. Every
body else has gone into raptures over the
scenery and climate. I don't need to do
that. One could not be blind to all these
beauties.''-Mr. Woods, Stanford Uni
versity.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

81 have found everything very inter-
esting I couldn't give any opinion about
anything, as I am not in a position to
have formed any, but shall carry away
vivid impressions of my visit to Hawaii,
in a mental vision of panoramic beau
ties"-Mr. Pointer, University of Okla
homa, o. T.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-06-11

ut is a country worth journeying far
to see. It Is very strange to think that
we are still on American SOIL / think
Hawaii, with its great sugar Industry, Is
one of Uncle Sans greatest acquisitions.
Honolulu is a charming city, with charm
ing surroundings, and must charm all
who come within sight-"-Mr. De Had
ley. Philadelphia.