The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1901-03-29


which the public may Judge as to the
future. 80
The next question is, what are we
going to do with Aggie, now that we
have him?
They might bring Aggie to Canton
and send him out to gather old rubbers
He has a reputation for covering q
great deal of territory.
He has been caught so often that II
Is getting somewhat monotonous, but
II looks as If they really have him this
time.
II 1t should really be true that they
have captured Aguinaldo they can at
least report him dead every little while,
to keep green the fragrant memory
of Gen. Otis.
The Hon. Benjamin NeverwouldGo
Winnings called Thursday morning at
the annex and the straps were fitted and
holes punched at the proper places, so as
not to prolong the agony. The chair
will be overhauled Friday, end on Sat
urday the electrodes will be adjusted
to their places. The electricity will be
generated in the dynamos on Saturday
night, and will be allowed to gain
strength over Sunday. At sunrise, Mon
day, the top Of the head Of the Honor
able Neverwoulddo will be shaved, and
he will be placed in the chair at about
the time the polls open. 1t Is believed
that it will be entirely safe to touch
the button short time later, as it will
not be difficult within an hour to tell
how things are going. The death war
rant will be read through the coun-
tenances Of the voters. Chief Elec-
trician Dick has prepared the charge. It
is said to consist of 97s ,S64, ,297, ,633 volts.
From the extensive preparations that
are being made, it is believed that the
execution will be one Of the most sue
cessful ever pulled off in the state.
The world grows fairer day by day,
And that's what I believe;
The good have not all passed away,
And that's what l believe;
Though many one we loved is gone,
Fond hearts and true are beating on!
The happiest days are still to dawn,
And that's what / believe!
Chicago Times-Herald.
Youngstown is anxious to change its
grade, but has suddenly discovered
that II it gets into Toledo's class it
will have to pay Toledo prices. Queer
how people hesitate when the cost in
creases.
April showers are somewhat early.
ALAS" said easy Thomas Plat
His voice was far from steady;
How little did I ever think
I'd live to long for Teddy"
Plain Dealer.
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Now If that sultan OF Morocco should
decline to pay up, Admiral SIMPSONS
flagship New York might get into a
fight after all, but Sampson is not on
her.
Mr.. McKinley's Postmaster Jackson
of Maxine, has been somewhat delin-
quent. This appointment seems to
come in the general category of appoint
ments without reference to fitness
From the manner in which they have
been handed out, it is great wonder
that more arrests have not been made
If assaults on the public were to count
there would be few appointees at large
Apparently the result of the Republi.
can primaries in Columbiana county
have not disturbed the equanimity of
the Carroll Free Press. That paper
doesn't seem to know that primaries
took place and that the Honorable
Henry w. Harter was endorsed for
common pleas Judge, putting Carroll
entirely out of the running. The only
thing now left for Carroll is to go after
the Honorable George Wantsitagain
Wilhelm, and the people down there
might as well understand now as any
time that the old citizen of Justus is
not an easy proposition.
CODE OF ETHICS OF THE COURT
OF REED.
They are having more trouble at the
court house. Since SO much attention
has been called to the man-with-the-
halo who occupies the auditors Office,
owing to the fact that he is either re-
fusing TO pay warrants. being enioined