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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26
h LONGEST Name.

The longest name on record tina
We have heard OF was given to US
by +. l.. McCall, Esp, and Is as
follows;
Mary Samantha Anna Rcbccca
Hannah Stephen Martin Baily Era
Addie Sitton Ynnkccdoodle Yaho
Napoleon Bonapartc DE Kclscck
Baker.
II any one al produce n name
longer than the above We would be
glad TO hear from them. Mr.. Me-
Call says that n lady who used To
live at Portland, this county, was
really the possessor of this long
name.-Fulton journal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

II is easier to keep well than to
get cured. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers taken now aud then, will
always keep your bowels in per-
feet order. They never grippe but
promote an easy gentle action.
City Drug Store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

But to gaze upon beauty Is our
greatest delight"
$50 long rs a nun is not married '
"Well, | am unmarried" said he.
"Trulyp" said she throwing back
her veil and--it was his mothcin-
law! His recovery Is doubtful.
Editor-Why dou't you write
something about bathing suits.
Jokcr-Nothing much to write
about.-Ex.
Is your liver tired? Does IL
fail to do its duty2 II so don't neg
lect Its call for help. a few doses
of Herbinc may save you n spell
OF sickness. Hcrbinc Is the only
perfect liver medicine. II cure
Chills and fever Price Boots Casons
Pharmacy,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

We are now located In our new
stand, 1.-THE old Ham stand.)
r. u. Il n. Co.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

Cason's Pharmacy un-
der the Opera House &C.
curacy, carefully selected
drugs, moderate CHI argos
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

You can never cure dyspepsia
by dieting. What your body
needs Is plenty OF good food pro-
pcrly digcstcd. Then II your
stomach will not digest II, Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure will. II contains
all OF the natural digestants hence
must digest every class of food
and so prepare 1t that nature can
use IL In nourishing the body and
replacing the wasted tissues, thus
giving life, health, strength, am
bition, pure blood and good
healthy appetite. City Drug Store.
Why does a man call his sweet
heart honey? Bccau Sc she Is his
bee-loved.--Ex.
Papa-Whcr's my umbrella
I'm sure ] put IL in the hallstand
withthe others last evening.
Willie | guess Mabel's beau
took II when he went home last
night.
Mable-Why, Willie! The idea
Willie-Well, when he was sayin'
good might to you heard him say
"I'm going to steal just one
Philadelphia Press.
He climbed into an omnibus
Opposite him sat a lady that In
the hall gloom he judged through
her veil to be young and beautiful
"Why do you wear that veil" he
asked after he had succeeded IL
getting up a conversation with he
"To protect me from the stares o.
men,"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

~ am indebted to One mute
Cough Cure for my present health
and my life. ! was treated In
vain by doctor for lung trouble
for trouble following In grippe.
| took One Minute Cough Cure
and recovered my health" Mr..
Il. IL. Wise, Madison, Ga. City
Drug Store.
The piles that annoy you so will
be quickly and permanently
healed II you use DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. Beware of worthless
conntcrfeits. City Drug Store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-07-26

Regular services at klrn's Hall by the
Primitive Baptist Church. every wednes.
day night at 40 and every md Sunday
nigt nj 100. ELDER :. A, ELKIS, Pastor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
HARRISON'S HUMOR.
The E1-President il Man Who Can
See Joke.

At the recent social functions given
at Washington in honor Of ex-Presi
dent Harrison the genial side Of his ma
lure has been well brought out. His
frequent mirthful sallies prompted a
member OF his cabinet to say that
while in the white house Gen. Harri-
son was by no means the austere man
which many Of his countrymen sup
posed And then the eX-secretary told.
by way Of illustration. what happened
at one cabinet meeting. Jerry Rusk
was a member OF the cabinet. The
office OF secretary Of agriculture had
been evolved from that of commission
er late in the first Cleveland admins
tration. The report OF the secretary OF
agriculture was new thing to the
country. Uncle Jerry had laid himself
out with a most elaborate review OF
what the department of agriculture
had done for the country for the last
year. As usual. the report was the sub
ject OF cabinet considera ton previous
TO publication. The other members
had smiled somewhat at the enthusi-
asm with which the secretary OF agri-
culture set forth the achievements OF
his new department IL was while this
impression was fresh on the mind OF
the secretary that the president sur
prised his advisers by bringing out
The draft of his Thanksgiving proclaim
alton and reading it aloud Usually
such formaities are not matters OF
cabinet consideration. The president
read the document from beginning TO
end Then with much gravity he ex-
planned that he was somewhat in doubt
as to whether he ought not to call upon
the American people TO return thanks
to Secretary Rusk as we'll as to the Al
mighty
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
MEALS FOR CLERKS.
Estsrprlse OF . Woman Who Fssnd
Herse Neeby.

Hersef Needy.
An enterprising London lady. living
almost in the shadow OF Big Ben. ant
once wealthy, has combined in her own
private residential fiat the twin busI-
ness OF restaurant-keeper and dress
maker-a further proof that the COM
mercial instinct and the power OF imi-
tation are being steadily developed In
women. The neighborhood is full OF
Offices with an increasing demand for
the services OF young women as typists,
stenographers, bookkeepers. general
clerks, secretaries. Many OF these are
now leading lonely lives and none lie
too well Off Here. then, is my OPP
portunity," thought the lady in ques-
ton. Everyone must eat II she would
live. and every girl must, or ought TO,
have an occasional new frock. So let
me supply their necessities. Behold!
T will open my sitting room for their
sustenance and my spare room that
they may have suitable raiment." Thus
she managed TO hit off their feminine
needs. The second biz hday of the idea
has come and gone anu the experiment
has focused Itself into a successful
business. But no indication OF such
experiment Is found at the street en-
trance or on the door OF the fiat itself,
which is situated at the very top OF
some tall chambers. The sitting room,
prettiy decorated and furnished with
the household gods Of two or three
generations, hardly suggests a public
purpose, notwithstanding the tables
and chairs scattered about Even the
menus have a fresh artistic design ev-
cry few days and give dignity to the
almost philanthropically low prices
charged Lunch can be had for six
pence, and includes a small quantity
Of meat with peas or potatoes, and
pudding or stewed fruit; extra bread
costs one halfpenny; soup would be
two pence, and vegetable one penny.
The teas are speciality. Eight pence
or nine pence procures a recherche tea.
Happiest feature OF all is the dinner,
served from $50, soon after the offices
are closed. For one shilling three
courses. followed by a cup Of coffee,
are served No less than 200 guests
helped TO celebrate the birthday OF the
experiment; but on ordinary days the
numbers average about fifty or sixty TO
each meal, ten or twelve among the
number being men. In an adjoining
room dressmaking, from the simple
blouse 10 elaborate costumes. is car
ried on with growing success.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

lit is said that frequent sunbaths are
are the best known tonics for a wo-
mans hair The Greek maidens Of old
who Sat on the walls OF the city and
combed then hair owed the beauty Of
their tresses to the suns rays. When
the hair is washed sit beside a lowered
window, as the sun shines stronger
through glass. and allow the hair 70
dry as it is being brushed. No bleach
has been found So successful as the sun
which strengthens and beauties gen
orally. When the hair shows tenden-
cy to fall ont the very best thing TO
stop its coming out and promote its
growth is the free use OF olive oil. Satu-
rate the hair thoroughly. and keep it
saturated for a week until the dry
scalp has absorbed all ii will. then
wash with pure soap and water. II
this operation is repeated every two or
three months the effect is said to be
marvellous.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

which IS procured from beneath the
surface Of the earth Ores and their
treatment. showing the products de-
rived from what will appear TO the un-
initiated very commonplace material;
machinery for manipulating refractory
ores will be a feature Of more than or
binary interest Specimens of large
and important beds of valuable sub
stances will be shown, together with
data representing the extent and value
OF the deposits. Some Of these Will de-
velop surprises, as they indicate a
wealth still undeyeloped that is little
thought of and impossible to realize
without a thorough presentation Of
their extent and importance. For in
stance, i'm southern California, there is
bed OF a>pha!tum of superior quality,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
NEWS FROM CHINA.
Foreign Ministers Demand the Lives
Of Twelve OficiaIs-Empcror
Su Again I'm Power.

Pelling, Feb. THE foreign min
listers have voted TO demand the death
Of II officials named in the note, eX-
ccpt Prince Tuan, Duke Ian and
Tung Fu Slang The two former may
be banished TO Turkestan.
Shanghai. Feb. s.-An imperial edict
orders officials TO protect foreigners
from insults and 10 prevent insults
being offered 1t declares that about
100000 Chinese now enjoy safety
abroad.
shanghai. Feb. LIE is reported
here that the empress dowager. yield
ING TO foreign pressure. has allowed
Emperor Kwang Suto resume the reins
Of governments.
Picking. Feb. u. Recent edicts
from the Chinese court show desire
TO institute immediate reforms.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Statistics which are ordinarily dry
enough will be interesting as repre-
sented in the mining exhibit. They will
show that the United States and Mex
leo are at present the two greatest sill
yer producing countries. They viii
also point TO the value Of the iron in
dustry of Canada. \ great many other
items Of interest will be shown, but the
main feature viii be the illustration OF
the great advantages that the Ameri-
cas- have over the rest Of the world in
the wealth of their minerals in connec-
ton with climatic conditions as affect
ing their accessibility; facility, with
which the necessary combinations OF
ores, fuXes and their proximity TO
colling coal rendering them available
and valuable HERBERT SHEARER
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
L a Grippe q Ickiy cured.

Tn the winter of 1898 and 1899 ] was
taken down with severe attack Of
what is called La Grippe" says r l..
Hewett, prominent druggist OF Win
field. III THE only medicine / used
was two bottles of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy II broke up the cold and
stopped the coughing like magic. and
have never since been troubled with
Grippe" Chamberlain Cough Rene
dy can always be depended upon to
break up severe cold and ward off any
threatened attack of pneumonia 1t is
pleasant TO take, too, which makes it
the most desirable and one OF the most
desirable and one OF the most popular
preparations in use tor these ailments.
FCa sale by Bivins & Hhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

One OF the most interesting features
OF the national capital is generally
overlooked by visitors. 1t is the crypt
down i'm the sub-basement. directly un
der the dome which was prepared for
the reception of Washingtons body.
Virginia declined to rel.nquish the re-
mains and they rest al Mount Vernon.
An effort was made to have the body
~ General Grant deposited her and
New York arose In protest. The only
occupant OF the crypt now is the his
torie bier upon which have rested the
remains OF John a Adams. Abraham
Lincoln. James A. Garfield, Chief JUS
lice Waite and General Jshn A. Logan.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
THE FAT MANS VAIL.
lie Would Give Ten Years of His Life.
Teeth and Hair to
lie Thin.

The man who was getting bald was
complaining about nature unkindness
to him. when the voice of the clubs
priz, fat man was heard emanating
from the specially constructed chair
near the front window. You fellows
think YOU have your own troubles. g"
said the fat man. "Some of YOU COM
plain because your hair is falling out;
some OF You complain because you
can't eat. and others because YOU cant
sleep. Some OF YOU even complain be-
cause you are thin. Ye godsl Thin ?
Why. I'd give ten years Of my life il
| were only thin. wouldn't care il |
were bald and toothless; ] wouldn't
care il ] couldn't eat and couldn't sleep
If could get thin. weigh-this is in
confidence weigh 3Os pounds.
Now. what pleasure do get out Of
life2 | can't go 10 the theater or any
other place Of amusement. because the
chairs are not large enough 10 accom-
modate me-" quotes the Philadelphia
Record. THE same thing applies to a
baseball game in summer. am
ashamed 10 ride in street car. because
] take up so much room. Even here in
the club | have 10 have special chair
You bald-headed fellows don't know
what affection is"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Had to Conquer or Die.

II was just about gone" writes Mrs
Rosa Richardson, OF Laurel Springs,
n. O., II had consumption go bad that
the best doctors said could not live
nore' than amonth. but / began 90 use
DIR. Kings New Discovery and was
wholly cured by seven bottles and am
now staught and we'll "Its al unrivaied
life.sav In consumption, pneumonia,
Ia grippe aud bronchitis; infallible for
coughs, colds, asthma. hay fever. Group
or vhooping cough. Guaranteed BOTTLES
SOC and 81 90. Trial bottles free at
Sharrar IL Mulhollsud's.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
MINERAL EXHIBIT AT THE
PAN.AMERICAN EXPOSITION

the quantity Of which is estimated to
be sufficient for the paving of every i'm
portant street in every city Of the
United States.
Machinery for quarrying, cutting
and carving stone; tunneling and lift
ing machinery, together with a great
variety of appliances for underground
work, such as boring, drilling, blasting,
lighting, telephoning, etc, including
many things to which the casual Wis
itor has never had his attention called.
There are few things in the mining
list that are not produced IL abundance
in some of the Americas. Even tin ores
are now found in California of more
than ordinary richness, which no doubt
will be developed in the near future.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

ard fancy birds for breeding purposes
in the United States and Canada ex-
ceeds $1,000, 100000. The proposed
show at the Pan-American will be fully
adequate 10 the great interests in
volved. The time of this show will be
the most propitious TO the faneiers-
October 81 TO 31-and the accommoda-
tions will be al that are desired. The
stables. covering ten acres.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

"INES and mining will be repre-
AIv scented at the Pan-American in
Ill a manner intended TO illustrate
the Importance and great progress of
this industry.
Material for the mining exhibit viii!
be drawn from all parts OF the United
States, and from every country of
South and Central America, Canada,
Mexico and the islands Of the sea.
While the exhibits will be under the
auspices OF the various governments,
many individuals and mining compa-
displays representing their special in
terests. The list of minerals represent
ed will be large one, comprising every
production both useful and Ornamental
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

vision of the exposition by prospective
exhibitors is very encouraging, the
poultrymen of the United States and
Canada are manifesting an interest
that is truly phenomenal. The poultry
men in the past few years have seen the
industry double many times, until to-
day it exceeds in value any single farm
crop. The annual sale Of eggs, poultry
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

will be represented by exhibits which
will be of the best quality and charac-
ter that can be produced. the wisdom
OF the management is shown in the
magnificent preparations that are be-
ing made for the division Of live stock.
In no line OF breeding domestic ami
mails has greater strides been made
than init poultry industry, and while
the interest taken in the live stock d.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Working Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by those
tireless, little workers--Dr. Kings New
Life Pills. Millions are always at woIk
night and day, curing indigestion, bill.
iouspess. constipation sick hea daohe and
all stomach. liver and towel troubles
Easy, pleasant. safe, snre Only 2jc at
Sharrnr & Mulhoiland's drug store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Paris. Ky, Feb. 12.-George Carter
(colorcd) paid the extreme penalty OF
his crime OF assault upon Mrs. w. +.
Bofd about three weeks ago, at the
hands of n mob here, who took him
from the iail and hanged him
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Car Barns burned.

New York, Feb. 9.-FiIc destroyed
the Flatbush car stable Of the Brook
Ign Rapid Transit company, in Brook
Ign, causing a loss of 5000 600. The
fire started in the cleaning room, but
its cause is unknown. One hundred
and ten cars were destroyed.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
To Avoid Extra Session.

Washington, Feb. 9.-Plans TO avoid
an extra session of congress were dis
cu,scd n the cabinet meeting yester-
Gay. The situation in the Philippines
is comparatively simple. The great
est problem is how TO dispose Of Cuba.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Was Well known.

Mount Vernon. O., Feb. 9.-Charlcs
Cooper. one Of the Oldest and best
known iron manufacturers in Ohio,
died al his home here. aged o. years.
He built the first locomotive west Of
the Allegheny mountains.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Was First Governor.

Colorado Springs, Col, Feb. s.-Bob-
ert w. steele, the first territorial gov
crnor OF Colorado. died at his home
here, aged 81 wears His wife died
.he previous day.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

and cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
thatitis not uncommon
for a child 10 be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
ates too often. II the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Sexenfecn IiNcs Inst

ST. Petersburg. Feb. 11.-Ofhcial adj
vices from the governor of Paku. the
scene Of the recent naphtha fires, say
that the total loss Of life was II and
that the loss OF property will not ex-
coed 1905 600 roubles.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
A RARE DISPLAY OF FOWLS.
The Poultry show at the Pan-Ameri-
cnn Exposition Will lie IA Leader
of Its Kind.

In planning a great exposition Of the
magnitude of the Pan-American. TO be
held in Buffalo in 1901, where all the
great industries of the United States
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

London. Feb. l2.-The officials %
the home office say there is no
foundation whatever for the report
that Mrs. Florence Maybrick hiss
been pardoned.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
lis Not True

We DO not sell DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin for cccry disease; il is only good
FOR constipation. indigestion, sick head
ache and stomach troubles and we
guarantee il to cure. Sharrar * Null
holland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

There is always danger in using coun-
terfeits OF DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve.
The original is a safe and certain cure
for piles 1t is a soothing and healing
salve sores and all skin diseases
Sharrar & Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause OF
the difficulty is kidney trouble. and the first
step should be towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due 10 a diseased condition Of the
kidneys and bladder and not TO a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men Sre made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. 1t is sold
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Fortunate indeed is he who loses
his temper and never finds it again.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Frost Bites and Chilblains

suickly cured by Banner Salve, the
most healing remedy in the world.
Sharrar a. Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. dis
courages and lessons ambition; beauty, vigor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

or every six Meslcans live are un-
able % write.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Even the Judge finds that life is full
Of trials.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

The first American theat'e was
opened In 100, In the city 81 New
York.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Some fellows acquire that tired feel.
ing looking for an easy job.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

Coal brings the highest Urice, in
South Africa and the lowest in China.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
90 per cent. of the People You

meet have Indigestion Tell 'em about
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at Sharrar
4 Mulholland's s.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15

by druggists, in fifty
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free, also pamphlet tell
ing all about il. incli
thousands Of testimor
from sufferers cured. |
& Co., Binghamton. I
merton this paper.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-02-15
LIBERTY, IND, Jan. 10, 1898

Sharrar q Niulholland.
New-York tribune., 1901-12-19

The Christ IDEAL" by Horatio W. Dresser CG
P Putnan's sons, is study Of the spiritual
teachings Of Jesus written in a conversational
style, telling Of the life Of Christ and the pur-
mort Of His utterances or rather. the ethics OF
Jesus The love element in the Saviours life Is
strongly brought out in way not often en-
ployed by recent writers. 1t gives a consolns
outlook to those whose burden has become
heavy Why need we suffer- the author asks
Because suffering teaches what naught else
can teach; because we do not really know until
we have personally struggled and sorroWed and
conquered When the sharp pangs OF pain nave
taught us to obey the divine laws Of our being,
we know for all time. This is the Fathers love
revealed" AND more and still more Of good
teachings of patience for present trouble and
hope for the future Not the least beautiful
feature of the book is its insistance on Not my
will but Thine be DONE" which seems the domi-
nant chord The book is small enough for the
pocket and dainty enough for a work basket
and good enough to be always near by