The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-09-21
On tn. Pan-Amsrk ar.

road has not visited the Pan-Amer1can
himself, he can tell few things about
his friends who did go. He told Mr..
Hennessy he would like to go. Says
Mr.. Hennessy:
''Hogan has been there, has he?"
"Faith, he has. He seen it all. He
wint down there las week, an saws
he, befure he left: "A man, he says,
must keep abreast Nv tn tines he
says, am larn what mechanical sci
ence is dom FIR tn wurruld,' he says.
So he put his years earnin's in his
vest pocket an started FIR Buffalo.
Martin Casey's daughter, tn school
teacher, tn wan that wears tn specs,
whit tn mex day. 'Tis a great iddy-
cational exhibit says she. I'm in
Interested in tn study iv pidigoogy!'
Mary says I, whats that?' ''Tis tn
science iv teachin',' she says, AN I
hear they've a grand Pedagogical ex-
hibit there she says; I'm taking along
me notebook, an will pick up what
Petzalootzi, TIL great leader iv our
profession, has overlooked she says.
Shes a smart girl. She knows hardly
wurrud that ye'd understand, Hin
missy. WELL says I, 4 hope twill
make betther third grade teacher iv
ye,' says. But if We miss Petra
lootzi an wander into tn Indyan viii
lage be chanst,' says I, don't be wor-
rid,' says. "A little knowledge Nv TIL
Soos an the AlTypahoos an their
habits 1 says. is not bad thing FIR
amy wan that has to larn Chicago
Children says.
Hogan came back Yesterday am he
sat in this very chair an tor me all
about it. How was TIL arts and sci
ences! says l. Fine says he. L tell
We tn wurruld is maxim great pro-
gress.' An tn Midway! Don't say
wurrud.' Did We go to tn Agaricool-
choorel Buildin'?' says 1. We'll, no.
he says. 4 missed that. Connors was
goin' to take me there when we come
firm TIL bull-tight, but got so inther.
ested in tn struggle between man an
beast he says, tan' time flew so fast
that he tn time 1 got away, the pun
kins had gone to bed, all tn agari-
coolchooral show was closed he says.
But it's fine buildin' on tn outside,
an TIL lights is wonderful. Connors
says there's twdnty mlllyin candle
power iv lights ON that buildin' alone,
an he knows, FIR twas him got Niagara
Falls to do it, he says. They was a
fine show of macllinery?' I says.
They say they hasn't been such fine
show Nv machinery since TIL shovel
was invinted,' he says. L was ON me
way there when thought I'd take a
look in on tn Sthreets of Cairo, an
who dye think 1 see there? Well,
twas little Ahmed All Named. We
raymimber tn small naygur that
dhrove tn roam monkey whin we had
a fair? Yes, sir, he was there an
showed me the whole thing. Not a
wurrud, mind We, to amy iv me fam
! fly. So whin I come back to see TIL
machinery, tn dure was locked, an
had to catch tn las car. Oh, but tits
2 handsome buildin'. Connors tells me
tn lights
"'Niver mind that I says; how
about tn mines, tn commercial dis
play, tn good oil stacks Nv canned
stamps an OF docymints that tn
United States governmint is thryin' t.
enlighten TIN likes Nv ye' with? Dit
We see thim?' 4 meant to- he says. 8
was on me way firm jug iv malt IL
an OF German Village where there
a fellow plays a picoloo in way t.
make tn man that made it Like it, an
intinded to have look at thin what
d'ye-may -callims, whin la-ad with
megaphone says right in me ear: I"
mean you. Right this way, please
Raymember We may never have an
other chanst. They'se no delay an n
waitin'." An I says to meself: III
knows me. Connors told him how
stand at home. 1 can't rayfuse tt
honor" An I wint in. An here
am 'Ye must he an intillechool jim
be this time,' says. I know NOR
than did, says he, AN thin lights i
Connors-'
" "'Did We see Mary Casey?" says
"'I did, says he. Where? says
'On a camel says he. WAS she wit
Petzalootziy says L. With who?' say
he. With Petzalootizi, tn great mas
ter Nv pidigoogy,' says 1. No. say
he. I think his name is Flanniga1
He used to wurruk IF tn Michigan
CENTRAL" says he.r