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Arizona republican., 1901-11-17
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REAL ESTATE

 FOR RENT-Furnished houses and rooms.
 FOR RENT-Vacant houses. FOR SALE-Orange lands FOR SALE-Ten-acre ranches and up- wards.
 FOR SALE-Vacant lots in most de- sirable parts of the city. FOR SALE-Homes on easy terms. MONEY to loan at low rates of inter- est. Insurance placed in reliable companies. Conveyancing done &C., curately. Anything and everything in the real estate line.
 J. ERNEST WALKER, No. 16 South Second Avenue. Office phone 501. Residence phone 3031. FOR RENT--An ideal home. s rooms, brick. large barn, lawn, flowers, shade and ornamental trees. Very low rent by the year.
 FOR RENT-Furnished broom modern brick on North First Ave. FOR. SALE-Lot on North First Ave Fine shade trees. A bargain. FOR SALE-A brick house in Grand Avenue Addition worth s1 900 for s65). FOR SALE-Two lots on North Sev- enth St. My price will surprise you.
 F.. E. PASCOE. Phone 1496. no North Center St. RARE CHANCE-The Hardy orange groves near crosscut canal for sale al sacrifice. They must be sold Mrs. J. B. Hardy. 800 N. Fifth Ave. Phoenix. FOR SALE CHEAP-30 acres highly improved land miles northeast of Phoenix. All in alfalfa good build ings and well fenced into five fields. Also 20 head Ui IiuI dairy cows and dairy and butter-ma king fix lures can be purchased with the land. Address Box 9O4. Phoenix RANCH FOR SALE-s0 acres in al- falfa, well improved. 21a miles west on Yuma road. J. G. Parret. FOR SALE-The Kilroy's New Pales- tine Cottage; one of the cosiest cot tage homes in Phoenix: lovely large grounds. shade trees. alfalfa roses, gravel walks. etc.-a truly typical home. Apply on the premises. 911 s. First ave.
 ARE you looking for good invess- ment? If so look at my fine brick house at TAO South Third ave, which I will sell for s2000 and which rents for $500 a year, rent paid in advance. Inquire of MT. Bunsick at The Boston Store.
 FOR RENT JTNFrRNISHED- mod
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17
FOR EXCHANGE

TO EXCHANGE-Good residence in best location for California property. Value, $2.500. Address, Box 222. DOwney. Cal.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17

WANTED-Man in each county to rep resent old established house, solid financial standing; straight. bona fidc weekly cash salary of SIS paid by check each Wednesday with all ex- penses direct from headquarters. Money advanced for expenses. Man ager. 3SI Caxton Bldg. Chicago
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17
FRENCH LESSONS.
EXPERT ACCOUNTANT.
AssAYER AND METALLURGIsr.

N-~>>~-~~~~-0-N~~~~~~~0- J. c A. KING, Assayer and Metallurgist
 All kinds of laboratory tests for bee
 reduction method. Office and labora
 tory, IS N. End Ave, Phoenix. Arizona
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17
FOR RENT

BRICK HOUSE, unfurnished, six rooms, will rent haif 313 East Mon roe street.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17

WANTED-Honest, relia- ble salesman willing to work hard for s30 per week selling staple line to re- tail trade: must be able to sell at least S2o per day. Waters, Manager. Rowland block. Chicago.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17

SALESMEN WANTED-By an estab- lished house. first-class salesmen In every state to sell sample line to re- tail trade on credit: small sample, en- tirely new proposition that sells to eight out of ten merchants: can be carried as side line; commissions 50 on each introductory order. Lenox Co. 1S4 Dearborn St. Chicago.
Arizona republican., 1901-11-17
ST TUA1 IONS WANTED

WANTED-Situation, any kind. nC laundry. Call or telephone Sunday MT. Wasson's. 104S N. Center St.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
TOLD IN JERICHO.
A PUMPKIN PIE CONTROVERSY THAT
LASTED MANY YEARS.

The Village Postmaster Relates How
Moses wheeler and Adiniron Tomp-
kins Got Into "A Dispute That Con-
finued Till Death
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
II was All Arranged.

How much for magpie?' he asked
as he stepped quietly into a hardware
store.
a maybe? Ny dear sir, do you
take this for bird store?" was the
reply.
Then you haven't any magpies for
sale?"
of course not. This is a hardware
store. as you will see if YOU cast your
eyes around YOU
Yes. see it IS" said the man after
gazing around for a minute Being
its hardware store l suppose 1 could
not buy maybe here?"
No. sir You might as well 20 into
a drug store and ask for a ton Of coal"
Il see. You keep crowbars. how
ever3"
we do"
"Well. I'll take one. Being as you
don't keep magpies. but do keep crow
bars. I'll take along a crowbar to kill
n maybe which Ill buy somewhere
else"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28

got bar'Is of proof right in my coattail
pocket that he did it on pumpkin pies"
with ginger in emp
Not any-only plain"
Il don't believe it,"
'Then you're a mewlr'
Don't call me namesP'
'And don't bristle up TO me-
Then of sudden Moses went white
In the face and took on a queer look,
and purity soon it was found that he
had stroke OF paralysis They took
him home, and he died that night. but
afore passin away he looked up at his
wife in way that meant plain pump
kin pies. Adiniron was jest used up
over il. lie no logger had any one to
dispute with. and even lightnin rod
men didn't seem to care a rap whether
his pies were plain or gingered 1t
wasn't over a month before he was on
his dyin bed. He was conscious to the
last, and the very last words he said
was:
'Marlar. I'm goin to heaven to meet
Moses Wheeler. and as there is no
end To time up there I'm goin to use up
ten millyon years in convlncin Moses
that pumpkin pies without ginger amt
fit for the hogs TO eatr' NJ. QUAD.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
Night wa. ner Terror

Il would eongh nearly al night
LONG writes Mrs. Cha, Apologize.
Of Alexandria. Ind. and could hard
~ get any sleep. had corsump ton
50 bad that ii ! walked d block |
would cough rightfuily and sit
blood. but, when all other medicines
failed. three Sl.00 bottles Of Dr.. King
New Discovery wholly cured me and
| gained s. pounds IT., absolutely
guaranteed To cure coughs. colds. La
Grippe. Brouchltis and al throat and
lung troubles. Price soc and 500.
Trial bottles tree 1T Benuett's drug
store.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
How She knew.

Mr.. lie Jecks-Wen. Miss Coldeash.
suppose you received a good many
birthday cards?
Miss Coldcash (sweetly)-Oh, yes and
there was one particularly dainty aud
artistic | am sure it came from you.
Mr., lie Jecks delighted What makes
you think 50?
Miss Because 1 sent it to
you on your last birthday-Tit-B Bits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
..HIs w1FE 80 aINeER. ;,


where it started from | dont know 4
pumpkin pie il i pumpkin pie and
you cant neither make gingerbread
nor bean soup out of IT,
His words made Adiniron mad. aud
the two had a jaw lastia fur half an
hour AS both were church members
they didn't come to blows, but they
was never 70 be good friends a iu.
The next time they met Moses Wheeler
tried % LOOK as mean as he could and
stuck UP his nose ana said
WAL AIiniron. are you turnin out
many pumpkin pies with skunks cab
bage fur seasonin nowadaysE'
Not many. Noses said Adlniron.
with CLINT in his eye. only jest nuf
to feed the town fool on
That was the way the thing went
on. Them two men never met any
where. except in church or prayer
meetin. that they didn't fling ont at
each other. Moses contended that
what Lucrezia Borgia used TO pisen
off people with was pumpkin pie with
ginger in ii. and Adiniron brung for
ward proofs that Socrates. Plato, PHI
ny. Shakespeare. Columbus. Napoleon
and Washington used ginger in their
pumpkin pies and wo, Idn't hey 'em
without After three years of argu-
ment and dispute Moses weakened
enough TO say that a leetle nutmeg
grated into pumpkin helped the taste
Of the pie, but he wouldn't yield a
hairs breadth on ginger. If there was
huskin bee. a barn raisin or a log
rollln them two men was allus there,
and jest as soon as they sighted each
other the dispute began 1t finally
split up the town into Gingerites and
Nutmesites and there was a heap of
hard feelin's. AT various times the
ministers tried to bring about a recon
citation. They'd 20 to Adiniron and
ask him fur the good Of the community
10 weaken IN his ginger. and they'd
20 70 Moses and tell him that if the
spire Of the Baptist church was ever
70 be finished ulf he'd cot to let pump.
Kin pies 20 aud talk 81 doughnuts or
turBovers. Both men would think Il
over and promise and agree to shake
Lands the net time they met aud call
NIL 1fl They'd meet At the postoffice
aud they'd Shake hands and purtend to
be sorry, hut u wouldn't be two minits
before Adiniron would say:
Moses, reckon you've heard of
thar fellow Milton, who wrote Para
disc Lost
"of course
Mighty smart man. wasn't he?"
You bet.
WAL bis Wife used ginger in her
pumpkin pies
That would bust everything up ag'ln
and the old quarrel would be- resumed
and probably ~ the next prayer meetin
Moses would ask heaven 10 bear with
them II depfaveI tastes. and Adiniron
would appeal Thar them who didn't
know nEthin shouldn't 81 cut of in
their ignorance like a green Eastwood
tree.
II was only q few nights ago that the
end came Both men had g0t old and
feeble ana al.n ia body. but their
minds was stll sot as hard as ever.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
No Change.

Glow many cents make a dollar
now?" asked the boy of the corner gro
GER
"The same as ever" was the reply.
a hundred?r
Certainly What makes you ask
such a question:
why I've been visiting my sister IN
Canada for the last three months. and
l didn't know but things had under
gone a change over here"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
Yon Can cash The praft

Rheumatism is not only painful but
dangerous Take Muli'> Pioneer
Rheumatism Cure. tried and proven
remedy II it does not cure YOU cash
the dollar draft ia each box Isu't
that fare 25c and St00.-For sale
by j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
Res3 III Graac COUNTY Herald.

Headacbe csteE results from q dis
ordered cout,t q II the 81 mach and
>t.f9atiau of tie bowels 4 dose
or two IS Chara ber.ssls St mach and
Liver Tablets VIII correct these Dis
orders aut ture tte headache Sold
lis J T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
Uncle Ehen.. Philosophy.

''Some folks" said Uncle Eben, likes
80 20 arouu gibbin advice because Il
takes DER own minds of'n DER own
affairs dat needs tendin to."-Washing-
ton Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28
He Can Platter.

"Why do you think he viii be sue
cess in life? Has he such remarkable
ability"
"Only in one way"
what is that:"
when lie feels like 1t, he can put on
an air Of respectful admiration that
Will make you think you are the great
est man that ever happened. Chicago
Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28

Puny children with weak constitu-
tions can attain an unusual degree Of
bodily and mental vigor by taking
Rocky Mountain Tea this month
made BY Madison Co. soc Hatch
Eros.. and BENEFITS Pharmacy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28

tInued Till Death.
copyright. 1901, BY c. B. Lewis
It was one night years ago, when
Jericho was an innocent village of 80
houses, that Adiniron Tompkins and
Moses Wheeler was among the men
loafin at the postoffice and Adiniron
bimeby mentioned that his wife was
goln TO bake pumpkin pies on the NOR
row and that he must buy 8 cents
worth OF ginger to season with.
"You don't tell me that you put
ginger in pumpkin piesE" says Moses
as he straightens UP on his barrel.
"Of course"
what fur?"
ITO add to their goodness"
But it don't add TO their goodness
not with folks who've got more taste
than a cow It's all fool bizness, aud
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-03-28

PAPER HANGING If you want
ANYTHING in this line drop me card.
Prices right. FRANK HosKINs.
tt Bloomington. Wis.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
The Babel Of Paradise Park.

Probably the Paradise Park public
school in New York city is about as
near to what the tower Of Babel once
was in linguistic way as any similar
place In the world Twenty-nine diff
fercnt natiOnalitics are represented ON
the roll Of scholars. and each of these
speaks the language Of its mother COun-
try in their homes, on the streets and
frequently on the school Fairgrounds.
As the children Of each nationality
naturally form little cliques Of their
own, in which they jabber away In
their mother tongue, the result Is fire.
quently almost dlstracting to the teach
ers. Speaking of this peculiar aggre-
CATION youngsters, President Miles
O'Brien of the board Of education said:
"The only place the children hear the
English language spoken is In the
classroOms. 1t seems as II nearly ev-
cry nation in the world has a repre-
sentative in this Paradise Park school.
and when the little ones are playing TO-
gether many n dialect or patois can be
heard that would puzzle the most ex-
pert linguist TO interpret. Indeed he
might have to travel thousands Of
miles to hear many Of them at all. The
school Is certainly one Of the strangest
things Of our great cosmopolitan city"
New York Times.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
HINTS FOR FARMERS
PIRs ms n Dairy Adjunct.

AS pork products are commanding
better prices than for several years, 1t
will be for the interest OF farmers keep
Ing COWS, and especially where there
is-a supply of milk the year around, TO
pay more attention to keeping Of swine,
says writer In American Agricultur-
ist.
As now, more than formerly. light
Eelght hogs are more In request than
heavy ones, it becomes possible with
good management to raise and fatten
two broods Of pigs I'm one year, as at @
months old they will be ready for mar
ket and at good prices.
This will allow of good number Of
pigs being grown and fattened with n
moderate sized dairy.
To make the business most profitable
brood sows should be kept on the farm
and the pigs raised for use, thus say
ing the cost OF buying, besides having
such breeds as are best for the pur-
nose
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
Advantages Of Farm Life.

One OF the advantages Of farming IS
that the farmer never becomes either
very rich or very poor, neither Of which
Is desirable. Extreme poverty degrades
and great riches have an equally bad
effect In creating extravagant habits
and general selfshncss.
Farming is all right as an occupa-
tion. but could be made much more
pleasant than II Is II farmers would
take more pride In 1t and themselves.
The farmer has as much right as any
one to wear good suit Of clothes and
adOrn and beautify his home. In fact,
II Is his duty to do so. 1t Is also part
OF his duty TO furnish good reading
matter for the family. We should
strive TO so elevate and dignity the
business that any man could be proud
to say, 81 ain farmer."-J. NJ. Terrell.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13

AS regards lingerie, the empire pat
tern in every possible form Is beloved
at the moment Pretty chemises and
nightgowns are made In this wise. the
best perhaps having little medallons Of
old lace or fine handmade embroidery
tied with fancy ribbons in shades Of
blue. pink and mauvc. Pretty, too, are
pink chemises with the tops made en-
tirely Of lace.
Then there are empire nightgowns
I'm silk gauze. batlstc or French lawn
In white and pale colors, with large
falling collars Of tucks and lace.
The pelgnoir Of white muslin, cream
silk or cashmere is at its best, too, cut
after the empire style.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13

At the North Dakota experiment sta
ton they made a trial for nine months
Of the comparative value Of feeding
oats and barley To three horses and
two mules. In every case Of animals
working in pairs at the same work the
one given barley made less gain or lost
more flesh, according to the work they
were doing. When changed about, the
result Vas the same. The one that
gained flesh on oats lost II on barley.
Besides this, II the barley feed was
continued long the animal that had it
would refuse to eat the barley some
times for several meals. The rough
fodder was the same good timothy hay
I'm all cases. They therefore decided
that barley was not as valuable food
for horses as oats when fed in equal
weights.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
Automatic FIagman For Trains.

With a view TO preventing accidents
at level crossings and collisions In the
neighborhOOd Of railway stations a
very ingenious mechanism has recently
been tried in France. 1t consists es-
sentially OF huge hook or catch made
of iron, which is connected with a
lever at the station by means Of a
wire, through which current of cleo
tricity passes. When it is lying In its
place, the train passes over it quite
easily, but as soon as it is raised ii
catches lever which is attached to
the engine. The lever thus caught
causes the air valve on the engine to
open automatically and applies the
brakes at once so that the whole train
is brought to standstill within very
short distance. In foggy weather the
use of such an apparatus cannot be
overestimated. as 1t is calculated to
prevent a train from running into an
other which happens to be delayed at
a Acknowledgement Weekly.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
Size and ouaIIty Tn the Horse.

The American farmer cannot afford
10 raise a common horse or small
horse. The ranchman can raise small
horses, because they are the easiest TO
raise, the hardest and shlftlest and be-
cause he can sell them cheap and still
make money. But as business propo-
sltion for him the small horse is behind
the larger one too. He can and does
raise and market n - hand horse, good
shape and sound, for less than the
grain 1t costs n farmer TO raise one OF
the kind. a farmer who does not ex-
pect to raise a bigger horse than that
will nine times out of ten make money
by keeping the service fee in his pocket
and putting his feed into something
else.-Natlonal Stockman.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
CHOICE MISCELLANY
Co.e He Couldn't Cure.

An exceedingly clever swindle has
been worked ON a Paris physician
whose speciality Is the cure Of KEEP
tomania by hypnotism. 1t cost the
doctor $4,000 to satisfy himself that
he couldn't cure all cases. One day re-
Gently n man Of gentlemanly appear
ance and a woman Of mature age, ac-
companled by pretty and fascinating
girl were ushered into his consulting
:oom. The male visitor introduced
himself as a marquis, said that the
elderly woman was his wife and. the
beautiful damsel their daughter. The
marquis drew the physician into a cor
ner and in low accents unfolded to him
this touching talei His daughter was
charming girl. She was accomplished,
amiable, and when she married she
would have u very respectable dowry.
Unfortunately, although lavishly pro-
vlded with pocket money aud supplied
with everything that she could posi-
bly, desire, the young woman was
confirmed kleptomaniac.
Then, coming to the point, the mar
uuls asked the doctor whether he would
be willing to undertake the cure of this
distressing case. He pulled out bun
die Of bank notes and laid them on the
table. The physician, impressed by
this practical method Of transacting
business, consented to take the young
woman for a course of treatment into
his own house, and the next day saw
her installed there with maid provid-
ed by her family in special attendance
on her. The girl was to be cured of
her thlevish propenSties through the
medium Of hypnOtism.
All went well for four or five days,
much TO the satisfaction of the doctor.
When, however, he returned from his
round of visits the other evening, he
found. TO his infinite bewilderment,
that the birds had flown and that bank
notes and jewels TO the value Of $4,000
had disappeared with them.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
A Good Cough Medicine.

Many thousands have been restored to
health and happiness by the use Of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. II afflicted
with any throat or lung trouble, give it
n trial for tits certain to prove beneficial.
Coughs that have resisted all other treat
ment for years, have yielded to this
remedy and perfect health been restored.
Cases that seemed hopeless, chat the
climate of famous health resorts failed to
benefit, have been permanently cured by
its use. For sale by NJ. NJ. Lewis.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
Canada ThIstIes.

Canada thistlcs should be mown in
July. They are then in blossom. Cut
stems a few inches from the ground;
cut only those In blossom. Those that
do not bloom this year cut next year,
for they will then be in bloom. When
the Canada thistle has seeded. 1t has
finished it's mission; it then dies. Cut
with whatever suits. A strong, light
scythe Is best. The thistle rarely has
sufficient vitality to recuperate and
throw up new stalks. This is the case
If in sod ground, as that tends to crowd
It out.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13

A surgeon Of the British army who
has had much experience in passing
recruits argues for little men for fight
ing purposes, believing that the idea
is old and obsolete that a man cannot
be a good and efficient soldier unless
he measures a certain number Of feet
and inches in height. In modern war
fare, where the issue of every fight is
usually decided at a distance, stature
counts for little and is rather a disad-
vantage than otherwise. This officer
therefore suggests the reducing to a
minimum Of five feet the standard
height Of all recruits for mounted In
fantry and light cavalry.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
Heartburn.

When the quantity of food taken is
too large or the quality too rich heart
burn is likely to follow, and especially so
if the digestion has been weakened by
constipation. Eat slowly and not too
freely OF easily digested food. Masticate
the food thoroughly. Let six hours
elapse between meals and when you feel
a fullness and weight in the region Of the
stomach after eating, indicating that
you have eaten too much, take one of
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets and the heartburn may beavoid-
ed. For sale by NJ. NJ. Lewis.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
A Hint Ahout Paris Hats.

AS to hats. everything so far Is fat
and low and generally with two brims.
Quilts and currants and cherries are
what have seen most Of as trimmings
on the summer hats. But nothing Is
more evanescent than the Paris hat.
Before we have fairly begun to talk Of
fruit and tulips on our hats we find
that we have run into wheat and scar
and yellow leaves.-Katharin de For
est In Ladies' Home Journal
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
The noIero Here to stay.

There seems no fear that the bolero
will ever leave us. In fact II IS vastly
improved. Those in guipure are par
ticularly smart and by no means ex-
penslve while the most popular gar
den party frocks Of the season will
probably be those OF finely accordion
plated chiffon or mousseline de sole,
worn with n bolerO Of real lace. The
chic little bolerO illustrated herewith is
of heavy ecru lace over a demiJacket
Of tobacco brown glacc silk. The jack
ct is collarless. and the sleeves come 10
the elbow only.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-07-13
The Best Remedy for Stomach and
Bowl Tro ubles.

81 have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all oil
the proprietary medicines of any note
Among the entire list have never found
anything to equal Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for all
stomach and bowel troubles, says O.
w. Wakefield, Of Columbus, Ga. This
remedy cured two severe cases of cholera
morbus in my family and / have recon-
mended and sold hundreds of bottles of
it to my customers to their entire salts
faction. 1t affords a quick and sure cure
in a pleasant form" For sale by NJ. M.
Lewis.