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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

from Thursdays Daily.
Mrs. Q. E. Hess, and daughter,
Miss Alvena, left this morning on
tho Indiana for Cincinnati.
We regret to announce that Mrs.
l.. f. Fry of Henderson who has
been quite sick, is no better.
Mrs. Aylor billiard and sister,
Miss Bessie Sullivan, left this
morning on the Indiana for Gin
cinnati.
Miss Grace Guerrant, of near
Lexington, Kyp arrived here yes
terday to visit. Hon. Jas. Cape
hart and family near town.
Mr.. L. j. Roush, of Flat Rock,
called at this office Wednesday
and renewed his subscription to
the Weekly Register.
Mr.. VIM. Mitchell, who has been
visiting his parents in Pleasant
Flats, returned to Plymouth this
morning.
The Register acknowledges a
call yesterday from Miss Agnes
Young and Miss LYDIA Ryan, two
charming young ladies from Ma
son.
rrom Fridays Dany
Mrs. Fl. e Spilman and Mrs.
Nj. G.. Tyler, of SpiIman, were
visitors in our oity yesterday.
Mr.. e. ID. Mccoy, of Buffalo,
was business visitor in town
yesterday.
Miss Ollie Knapp, of Waterloo,
and Miss Rhoda Scanltin, of Nat,
were pleasant callers at this office
yesterday afternoon.
Mr.. Geo. G.. Somerville, of
Pleasant Flats, returned yesterday
from Morgantown where he has
been attending school.
Misses Mary and Nettie Hughes,
two charming young ladies from
Ben Lomond, here attending the
Institute. graced the Register
office by their presence yesterday
Miss Nora Somerville, of this
city, and Miss Mary Jackson, ol
New Haven, two of Mason county,
best and brightest school teachers
were callers at the Register yester
day,
Mr.. j. II. Fisher, of SassafraI
one of the best Veterinary SurgeonI
in this part of the country, was
caller at this office yesterday, anc
renewed his subscription to th'
Weekly Register
Miss Artie, daughter of DR.. ID
G.. Maupin, of Crown City, spend
ing several weeks at Mr.. James w
Longs on Kanawha. came dow
today aud returned to her home :
Gallipolis Tribune.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
Poisoned.

The four year.old daughter of
Mrs, Darwin L.. Whaley WAS badly
poisoned yesterday from eating
bard boiled egg which had been
oolored. DR.. Neale was summon
ed and administered the proper
antidotes AID the child was soon
relieved.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
Hurt.

NIr. John Clark, carpenter,
working on Mr.. Gilbert Rayburn's
house, was quite badly hurt yester-
day by piece of timber falling
and striking himon the side of the
head, cutting big cash.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
Shielded.

Eugene Sandburn, %, of Mid
dleport, Ohio, soldier just from
the Philippine Islands. committed
suicide Tuesday night, by shoot
lug himself through the heart
He was in poor health.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Dyspeptics cannot belong lived be-
caure to lives requires nourishment,
gested. A disordered stomach cannot
digest food, 1t must have assistance,
kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests ali
kinds of food without aid from the
stomach, allowing It to rest and re-
gain its natural functions. Its ele-
ments are exactly the same as the
natural digestive fluids and It simply
can't help but do you good. Hooii.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Mr.. James Brown. of Portsmouth,
Va, over ninety years of age suffered
for years with u bad sore on his face.
Physicians could not help him. De-
Witts's Witch Hazel Save cured him
permanently. HoofT.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Suicides are getting so common
that they are really fashionable, but
in this case as in many others it
would be better not to follow the
fashion.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The SUCCESS of the young man
today in life, depends upon, more
than anything else, having a fixed
purpose in view and the persist.
enoy TO carry that purpose into of
feet.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The Doctors told me my cough
was inourable; One Minute Cough
Cure made me we'll man" Norris
Silver, North Stratsord, N. H.-Be.
cause you've not found RELIEF from II
stubborn cough, don't despair. One
Minute Cough Cure has cured thom
ands and 1t will cure you. Safe ana
sure. Hoon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

"a few months ago, food which 1
ate for breakfast would not remain on
my stomach for half an hour. used
one bottle OF your Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and can now eat my br"akfast
and other meals with rel In and my
equals Kodof byspopsin Cure for
stomach troubles. II. 8 PITTS. Ar,
lington, Tex. Kodol Dyspnplih Cure
diRests what Yon.ent. HnIM.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
AFTERNOON.

Professor Kenny and NJ. ?.
Shawkey continued the discussion
of tho "Round Table" topic,
"ShouId the teacher ever give up a
pupir'? for short timo, after
which Prof. Little gave one of his
illustrated black board talks. These
talks have been one of the unique
features of the Institute and very
enjoyable.
Prof Riggs then read a we'll pre-
pared and ablg paper on the sub
ject of "The Relation of the Homo
to the School,"
RECESS.
After singing The Battle Hymn
of the Republic by the Institute,
Prof. Sanford gave lecture on
the "Teacher and his Sphere" "
which was we'll received, and by
this time the hour of adjournment
had come. Superintendent Blagg
announced that after adjournment
Prof. Sanford would take up the
subject of English Grammar fol
the benefit of such as desired tC
remain, but urged that none stay
out of courtesy or mere curiosity
but nevertheless something like
one hundred stayed deeply inter.
ested until after FIVE o'clock, This
certainly speaks we'll for the earn.
estness of the teachers of the coun,
ty.
NOTES.
Something like thirty school
ofRoersiwere in..attendence during
the day.
Superintendent Blagg invited
the Presidents of the Boards o.
Education to meet him in the
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Some purely patriotio people
have started new party in Kan.
sas City. Nothing easier than to
launch new party, but votes to
support it is another natter.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
For Better Prices.

Poneroy Democrat.
Many farmers have been holding
their wool dip for three or four
years in the hope of better prices
under Mckinley prosperity. They
are still holding it and Taoking
their brains for reason tolay the
blame for low prices on the Demo-
orats.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
For Sale

Two fine farms in Han
nan District. Call on or ad'
dress f. b, Tippett. Real
Estate Agent, Point Pleas
ant, w. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
Died OF. His Iniuries.

Joe Andy Cooper formerly of
West Columbia, but who has been
working in coal mine at Aome,
on tho Kanawha river for several
years, and who was badly injured
by being crushed under "A fall of
slate three or four month ago,
died of his injuries last week and
his remains were brought back to
his old home aud inferred last
Friday. The deceased was aged
43 years and was we'll known and
highly respected by large circle
of friends who will be sorry to
learn of his death. He leaves u
wife and several children who re-
side at Acme.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The Philadelphia street car
sharks say they are going to have
a three cent fare, if possible. They
They can sfford to. Their franz
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Eczema, saltrheum, letter, chatting,
ivy poisoning aud all skin tortures are
cured by DeWitt's Witch Ha-
eel Snlve. The. e.certain pile cure.
Hooff
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
REAL ESTATE.
Below is some of the good bar
gains in Real Estate that tue L D.
TIppErr Agency has for sale;
Eh,1.lns for Sale.

Farms for oute'
111L~1,N SEVEN ACRE FARM for sale al
i n reasonable price. The reason ,ires tmI ," T. 10
or has Tor selling, is, because ne uSSS,nJ uSSt,SJ In
cInnge 'hnsIncss. The farm is Slluu'S.uu,, as iis
IinIon District, Mason county iHouHI maJ
from the Knnawha river anu ~ So, . ~ paint
way, and only n short dlst"in,cfS % i,s On On Good
never milling creek; land mostly rrSEittivss,.
now in grass, but all susceptible OF mai
tIon. n little timber; II good SIX roolhi I"rns
ing house: good out buildings, BOuu "sr, ,J,r9 ~,
Two Warehouses;; also n good two SIoISH stonE
honse ISX26 close todwelltng. ~. ~, ~
OF general merchandise, u uesiIttu, - hmsi-
chaser, Store does n good, pr3nthhiiV,ofssL pr3nthu,S
boThood close to schools and chuTch'
A FIFTY FIVE ACRE. and $50 pole =, arm dIll
"a for sale. All the land can De laLinSu .,SrnST-
cent n lille in timber. All best imProNe-
ments; n peach orchard of ll5 yonng tSeS11' tESsS1t
and about 100 plum, apple ana otISL l., =, -.
trees Good baTn and other out OulIulnSisi
good springs that never go dry; n = TOOL HHs,i m
OF good coal. a BiNroom TWO sIoIs uOnpc I0npc
with halls 2 porcnes, good cistern. n niott OF
desifabie place in Mason county could moi
bo found II is close to town. amos Sc Sc I
hundred feet above sen lever S'"u ,'N'i "
bought cheap.
A TWO HUNDRED AND TW ESrl ~ ~ ISE !;
"a acre farm; never oVertlowsi ~ acres oi OH !.
is cleared, and some In grass; creek DotIOiitt, t,
good timber; good wntcri chuIchSs' p1PSSSH
6flice schools. In Union district, "a hllies
back of Arbuckle. ~ fine iurIn. Chn ~
bought on terms to suit purchaser Don'
miss this bargain II you want " I"E"'
a SEVENTY EIGHT AND A-HALF acre
u farm, located in Arbuckle distrlcl'
bargain. Price, IL sold nj once Si"o'"V'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Danger, disease and death follow
neglect of the bowels. Use DeWitt's
Little Early Risers to regulate them
and you will add years to your life
and life to your years, Easy to take,
never gripes, HooT.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The poet who onoe wrote
What is SO rare as day in
June2" certainly wasn't very well
acquainted with the modern
weather man,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
THIRD DAY,

Devotional exercise by Rev. d.
81. Reid.
Fractions, by Prof Kenny. This
is a subject of much interest to the
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
SECOND DAY-MoRNING.

OO-Devotional exercises con.
Quoted by Rev. S. j. Miller, of
Trinity M. e. Church.
Prof, w. j. Kenny gave very
interesting drill in percentage,
closing with a short talk on the
"Ideal School Teacher"
9:3O-Dr. Sanford took up the
subject of spelling, and while this
subject has been worn thread. bare
long ago, tho deep interest with
which tho teachers listened to him
is conlusive evidence that he is a
teacher of teachers.
11:OO-Superintendent Blagg in
troduced Rev. d. Fl. Reid, who
read n very interesting and in
struotivo paper on Morality in
the Public School.
11:3O-Prof. Little, of Wash
ington, d. O., was introduced and
delivered short talk on drawing,
after which Prof. V. a. Lewis
gave a good talk on geography.
AFTERNOON.
For nearly an hour Prof Little
delighted the teachers with sketch
es from nature, in which he plain
ly demonstrated the fact that he is
especially fitted for an instructor,
a man of cultured tastes, fine feel
ings and in close touch with nature.
DR.. Sanford followed with very
earnest plea for moro Bible read
ing or some other form of religious
exercise in the public schools of
West Virginia, closing with talk
on memory.
a Study in Literature being the
last subject on the program for the
day.
Prof. Kenny very ably enter
tanned the teachers for short time
after which the roll was called
Several teachers enrolled during
the day, making in all about two
hundred.
Adjournment.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

a surgical operation Is not neces-
sGry to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salves snves all that expense
and never fails. Beware of counter
feits. Hoon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The town will miss the pretty
"school marms." and handsome
men, who have been with us sinoe
Monday.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

If Christ came on earth there
isn't any proof that He'd take all
of the religious reformers into
partnersbip.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Some follows raise whiskers be-
cause they can't raise tho price OF IA
shaYe.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
FIPTH DAY.

The Institute opened with re-
sponsive readings and song, "Guide
Me-" after which prayer was fer
ed by Rev. Burdette. ss-s
The first exercise was a discus
sion of the "Round Table" Topic,
"The extent cf the Teachers Re-
sponsibility Out of School Hours" /"
participated in by Professors Riggs
and O'Brien. Professor Sanford
then gave very instructive and
ente :taining lecture on the sub
ject of Reading.
RECESS.
Prof. r. w. White gave most
excellent talk on "The Teachers
Personality" and Prof. Kenny
talked on the subject of Spelling.
Superintendent Blagg announced
that the examination for teachers
certificates would be next Tuesday
and Wednesday at this place, and
the Institute adjourned for dinner.
AFTERNOON.
The afternoon session was taken
up by routine business, and the re-
port of the committee on resolu-
tions.
Taken all in all this has been
one of the best, if not tile best In
stitute ever held in the county.
There is constant improve
ment in the peGsonel of the teaoh-
ers of the county. We venture to
say that no better body of teachers
can be found in any county in the
State.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Buying advertising space in II
newspaper is equivalent to buying
trade. If it does not pay it is be-
cause you have a poor medium or
do not use it intelligently.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Love is like chess; it's too much
trouble TO be fun and there isn't
ell ugh in it to be business.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Love is the only universally In
teresting thing in the world. Itis
what all youth looks forward to
and all age locke baok at.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Gen. Cailles, the Filipino insur-
gent, has surrendered by proxy.
He will have any punishment that
may be coming to him inflicted in
tho same way.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The bilious, tired, nervous man can
not successfully compete with his
healthy rival. DeWitt's Little EARLY
Risers the famous pills for constipa-
tion will remove the cause of your
troubles Hooff
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

a man doesn't realize how little
he knows until his son comes
home from his first year in COL
lepe.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

a hundred years from now the
razor will probably be regarded as
a relic of barberism
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26
Harry Vest.

In this mornings paper we re-
produce from the Cincinnati Times
Star, of the 18th inst, picture
and sketch of our little friend
Master Harry Vest, of this city,
who is said to be the youngest
railroad newsboy in the United
States, if not in the world. He is
now running on the Point Pleasant
and Gauley Accommodation, on
which his father is Conductor.
Harry is genteel mannerly little
fellow, and is liked by everybody
in town, both old and young. If
he keeps his energy and push un,
til he becomes man, lie will be
a most useful member of society.
Many of our little boys would do
we'll to emulate his example.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Gen. Funston has waned,
Carrie Nation is in Jail, Jerry
Simpson and Billy PETER have
vanished. Something had to be
done for Kansas Hence the or
panization of married mans anti
kissing league in Wichita sub
urb. Kansas will keep before the
public or quit business.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

There is somewhat of differ
ence between railway franchise
in Philadelphia and Point Pleas
ant; one is worth millions, the
other we ought to be glad to give
away with proper provisos.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

A man gets old; woman gets
aged.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Talk about New York corruption
and jobs! They don't come up to
the latest street railway deal in
PHILADELPHIA.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

After the honeymoon is at.an
end she says he threw himself at
her feet, and he says she threw her
self at his head
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The soft political job is apt to
fall to the mau who fought for it
r,uhpr than the one who il fit for
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The Beers are still at it. 200
British killed, wounded and taken
prisoners is their latest effort
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Many man makes his mark in
the world because he is unable to
write.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

The girl who boasts that her
face is her fortune can't expect the
men TO take her at her face value.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Oranges from both California
and Florida are moro than or
diuarily plentiful.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Says sage: "Give me the man
who whistles at his work" All
right, old chap, you can have him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

Chicago school teachers soap the
mouths of gum chewing girls.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-06-26

There are 100000 miners en-
pEoyed in producing the worlds
supply of coal, of which there are
4O1 $50 10 the United States.
The suburban citizen., 1901-08-31
Commentators Of Coins.

There is no rogue half so mcorrigi-
ble as the professional coiner, said a
well-known detective. A reformed
burglar or piclSpocket is quite COM
mon, but regeneratcd coiner, in my
experience, is even more rare than a
back swan or a dead donkey. There
appears to be some fascination in the
misapplied art; for no amount Of pun
ishment seems to deter a convicted
colner from returning to his moulds
and batteries the very moment he is
free.
The modern colner takes very high
rank among intelligent criminals, and
is as far removed from his forerunner
Of a few generations ago as an aver
age man from an ape. The coiner Of
our grandfathers' days was indeed a
clumsy workman, who was content
with a battery made of jam jars, and
manufactured his coins out Of iron and
tin, bismuth and brass, and the pro-
ducts of his "skill' would impose on
none but the ignorant and careless.
Even to-day a few of the baser sort
Of cOiners are almost equally primi-
tive in their methods. Their batteries
are crudely contrived out Of domestic
vessels, and the rest of their apparatus
consists Of plaster of paris and plum
bago to make moulds, crucible, an
iron spoon, file or two and q little
grease.-Tit-Bits
The suburban citizen., 1901-08-31
building Good Roads.

State Engineer Bond is the eXecu-
tive head Of the good roads movement
in New York. 1t involves a vast
amount of hard work, but he is inter-
ested in it personally to such a degree
that the labor of travelling about the
State and inspecting the roads under
Improvement or of drawing up the
plans for improving the roads here in
Albany is done with pleasure and zest
"The good road, the trolley, the au-
tomobile, the bicycle and the locomo-
bile" he said few days ago, will de-
strOy the anarchist party, for they will
take the workingman out of the city
into the country and give him a pleas
ant home. Those blocks of tenement
will in time be superseded by the man
ufactory and other business concerns,
and the underground road. the troll
leys, automobiles, the good roads and
the bicycles will enable the working
man to live five miles in the country"
will you expend the $4,000 APP
propriated by the Legislature this
year for good roads" Mr.. Bond was
asked,
Yes, every penny of it. have just
been down to Newburg to have a chat
with Governor Odell concerning the
improvement of the roads and other
subjects relative to the work of this
department The Road Improvement
Company, organized by Edward II.
Hartman, which has the contract for
improving the roads of Orange Coun-
ty, has already expended $4,000 on
road improvement machinery. We are
building and improving dirt road for
fourteen miles west OF Newburg.
told the Governor it was an expert
ment. / don't know whether such a
road will last. Where we can we put
gravel on such a road The cost of
the Orange County roads will not be
over $1500 n mile"
The suburban citizen., 1901-08-31
severe treatment.

The noise made by the burglar in the
Ferguson pantry, slight as 1t was, dis
turbed the light sleeper in the bed
room not far away, and the midnight
marauder was surprised a moment
later to find himself covered with a
big revolver in the hands Of a deter
mined looking man in a long, white
robe.
81 haln't done nothin but cat a few
cold victuals, mister" stammered the
burglar
81 see" sternly replied George Fer
guson, you have been eating the re-
mains of a strawberry shortcake my
wife made for dinner last night. DO
you know what I'm going to do with
you?"
"Turn me over to the police,
spose," gasped the helpless thief.
"Worse than that" said Ferguson,
with a ferocious grin. "Tm going to
make you eat a quart of health food.
It's a new kind my wife heard of and
fixed up for us yesterday, and it's
pretty dry eating, but you'll eat every
particle of it or I'll bore six holes
through you. There it is, in that big
bowl. Turn yourself loose on it,"
With grim determination the indig-
nant householder stood over him till it
was finished, after which he picked
up the luclless scoundrel, who had
fallen exhausted to the floor and
threw him out Of the open pantry win
dow
1T may kill him." soiloquized Mr..
Ferguson somewhat remorsefullN as
he crawled back into bed, without dis
turbing the rest of the family, but
man who breaks into another man
house takes his life in his hands any
way "-Chicago Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1901-08-31
Easily snlvnh.

The druggist had written it on the
p labels and also cautioned the old negro
by word OF mouth that the contents Of
one bottle were for internal use and the
other for external use but he hadn't got
a block away before he stopped a pedes-
trian to ask the difference
Why, one is for external and the
other Tor internal use, was the reply,
" But which is it?'
This is for external. External means
outside, you know. You rub it on
Yes. sab.
And the other you swallow"
Yes. sab; but s'posin l dun git dem
bottles mixed up arter | git homer
Yes, you nay do that. Have you
got a wiie2'
"Suahly, sah.'
We'll, then let her take the contents
OF one bottle and YOU rub your legs
with the other Understand?'
81 does sab, said the old man, with
look OF admiration" and 1 re mighty
thankful to yo' bout it. Beio de
Lawd, but when desc yerc niggers roun'
yere purtcnd to assimilatc de conspicu
osity alongside white man dcy don't
come widin a hundred miles of it"