New-York tribune., 1901-09-23
THE TALK OF THE DAT.

"A Durango man. remarks THE Floresville
CMo) Chronicle" ''was showing to friend the
good points of his dog and threw a half-doar coin
into the river. obediently the dog dived for the
coin and brought up a two pound catfish and 80
cents in change"
II wish proof of your love-" said she
DIDN'T | give you proof of my love when
Yes; but want a vise"-(Yonkers Statesman.
The prisoners in the county Jail at Lawrence.
Kan. made the following statement the other day
in a local paper
I'VE understand that some of the citizens of this
city think we are anarchists which is gross mis-
take. and also injustice. While have
acknowledged TO wrongdong and others are held
waiting the actions of the court their misdemeanors
neither make them outlaws anarchists Our
loyalty to the government is equal that OF the
most respected citizen. Anarchists say do away
with the law. Do away with the law and the
ultmatum is barbarsm. No wants that, though
they be hardened criminals. Politically about
evenly divided. 1t is not the assassination OF Nc
Kinley, Republican, it is the assassination of the
chief executive of the greatest grandest and most
glorious nation on the face OF Gods footstoo The
crime and what it portends is too great to realize.
These are the sentiments of the
INMATES
"Of the County Jail OF Douglas County Kan
Albert. five years old. day sitting on the
floor near the sofa and. seeing some tiny cobwebs
mamma. there's a whole lot of moths in the sofaT
Why, Albert. how do you know there is?'' shs
-, Because" he replied. pointing to the cobwebs.
1 see their tails hanging down"-tChicago News
The scientists in France are now engaged upon
the problem of acclimatizng the Isonandra gutta.
the tree which produces guttapercha. Indispensable
to the construction OF submarine cables.
1t seems that no other product known at present
replaces the guttapercha found the forests of the
Malay Peninsula and in certain districts IN Malacca
Inferior qualities have not the requisite durability
for submarine use.
The plantations in the above mentioned districts
have been ruinously exploited by the natives
who uproot full groWn trees and cut young plants
before they come TO maturity that II is feared there
will be shortage in the supply of this quality OF
guttapercha IN the course OF fifteen years, unless
means are taken to protect the forests to propa
gate the plants elsewhere.
No he said. II haven't anything for you
Say. mister whned the beggar Il guess you
don't know how it feels to have no friends an
for the Ladies' Golf Tournament Philadelphia
Press.
Elias Howe. jr.. the inventor of the sewing ma
chine, born in Spencer. Mass. and the spen-
Ger folk have painted statement OF that fact on
board sign eighteen feet square that all the
passers by in the trains of the Boston and AL
bany Railroad may see it. The sign reads: Down
in the valley below Elias Howe. jr inventor of the
! sewing machine and an nlustrous OF Spencer.
was born in 1919" After the words Down in the
valley below is huge hand with finger point
ing In the direction OF the birthplace OF the in
ventor
II love yoJ more than all my wealth." exclaimed
the hero OF the play. he folded the leading lady
In his arms. "Humph!' she whispered. as her head
lay on his shoulder YOU know you get only s12
week" But the audience di1 not hear this.-(Ohio
State Journal
Says The Philadelphia Ledger:
An English manufacturing concern is about
locate a plant Pennsylvania and PENNSYLVANIA
manufacturing concern Is about to establish a
branch in England. May they both win OUT
IT'S easier 10 do thing than to do two things
at once" Perhaps: but it's easier for twelve men
to do two things at once How do you mean?'
Well it's easier for jury to arrive at two ver-
diets than '-(Phadephia Record