The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1901-11-14

+, us there any cure for Jealousy =
Yes" "What?" 1.-THE faith cure
Chicago Post.
Mother-Where's papa7 Flossie-
He's downstairs. Mother-Whats he
doing? Flossie-His bicycle is out OF
brean, and he's giving it some more!
, Outside the Fence: Swipesey-Did
youse see de last baseball game? Shorty
Yes, all but de last inning. Den's
when de limb broke.-Ohio State Jour-
nal.
! Her Mother-Edith. don't you think
you are getting too old to play with Ut
tie boys? Edith-No, mamma; the old
er l get the better like them.-Tt'
Bits.
"There are forty counties in our
State" remarks a Texas paper, that
resemble heaven III at least one import
ant particular-there isn't lawyer IN
any Of them"
II should think the Sphinx girls would
feel the disgrace. Their father has been
proved q common thief" Nothing Of
the sort. Why, he appropriated nearly
O quarter Of million"
Hopeless Task: Larry-Bedad! OF
don't think much av this coal oil exter-
minator for mosquitoes. Denny-Yez
don't? Larry-No; 1t takes too long to
dip aich wan in tn oil separately.-Chi-
cago News.
II hope you appreciate the fact, sir.
that In marrying my daughter you mar
~ q large-hearted, generous grip Il
do, str with emotion); land hope she
lnherits those qualities from her faith
er."-Nt-Bits.
Diplomacy: First Boy-lt's 6 o'clock.
Let's 60 home. Second Boy-Nit! II
we 60 home now wen git licked fer
stayin' 80 late. II we stay till eight
we'll git Rugged and kissed fer not bein'
drowned.-Puck.
Crawford-Did your wife have good
time in the country? Crabshaw-No;
the only thing that reconciled her was
the thought that she stayed away two
weeks longer than the woman next
door.-Town Topics.
Hands On: what have you got that
sign, Hands on posted outside your
works for?" asked the curious individ-
ual. Because" returned the ocular
mill owner, my men are on strike."-
phi1adp1nhia RocOrd
Smoke and Fire: Eyes, 1t certainly il
Z warm family; the son smokes and the
daughter scorches." How about the
father and motherT' "Well, the old
man fumes and the old woman blazes
out at all hours. Chicago News.
Sympathy: "Yis; Mixes on a shtrike.
It's wan av thin sympathetic shtrikes,
where they sympat'ize wit other min
that's shtrikin'." "An' so ye have to
take in washin'r' "Yis: have to SYM
pati'ze wit the childherv'-Puck.
Benny's Hedge: Benny Bloobumper,
how do we know that the moon is two
hundred and forty thousand miles dis
tant from the earth?" Benny alarmed
at the teachers manner) replied-Y-y.
you said SO yourself. sir.-Tit- Bits.
"Supposing," said the young man Of
money, Il were to make up my mind
to earn my own living by profession.
What would you advise me to study p
Mentor. after gazing at him thought
fully for moment simply answered,
"EconOmv."
No Monkey Business: He offered to
act as her escort, but she declined the
offer. you are as full of airs az a
hand-organ." he spitefully declared.
Possibly" she retorted; but, lust the
same. l don't 60 with a crank. Chs.
cago News.
Her Reason: did you ever try any of
these health foodsY' the sympathetic
friend asked Of the dyspeptic lady.
"Yes." she replied. land I'm not going
to eat any more Of them" "Why not?
Because. they spoil my appetite.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
His Preference: Would you rather
have something else than a piece Of
pie?" asked the kind neighbor of little
Freddie, who had run an errand for
her. "Yes, ma'am," said Freddie.
promptly; Il wu'd ruther hav' two
pieces. State Journal.
Not the Grammatical Kind: "What !.
a conjunctionY asked the teacher
THAT which joins together" was the
prompt reply. 'Give an illustration.
said the teacher. The up-to-date cir,
hesitated and blushed. 1.-The marriage
service" she said at last.-Chicaro
Post.