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The Leon reporter., 1901-08-29

IF i ~ % %
oi ny - ractorJ 44sssE8d Iindskoa.
son opThe Rev Herman Lindskog, was
-ssseS and fatally wounded by Police
man James II. Wiley. His father.
hearing the shooting, ran out of his
house aAa aided the police to lift his
dying son into the ambulance. He rode
beside his son to the Policlinic Hospi-
tai, where the young man died within
ten minutes. The shooting occurred at
Oak and sedgwiek streets, and Wiley
declares that he acted in self-defense,
and his cut and swollen face bears out
his story.
The Leon reporter., 1901-08-29

It is pleasant to look on the rain.
when one stands dry.
The Leon reporter., 1901-08-29

early struggle ana sacrifice.
There are said to be about hundred
and fifty thousand ministers of religion
in this country. About $4,000, | war
rant, came from early homes which
had to struggle for the necessaries of
life. The sons of rich bankers and
merchants generally become bankers
and merchants. The most of those
who become ministers are the sons of
those who had terrific struggle to get
their everyday bread. The collegiate
and theological education of that son
took every luxury from the parental
table for eight years. The other chill
dren were more scantily apparelled.
The son at college every little while
got bundle from home In it were
tho socks that mother had knit sitting
up lase at night, her sight not as good
as once it was. And there also were
some delicacies from the sisters hand
for the voracious appetite of hungry
student. The faeaer swung the heavy
The Leon reporter., 1901-08-29

Denzil did not appear to recover
plte SO rapidly as had been at first
phdently expected, the inward in
ss he had received-though slight
!l1tsg on him more seriously than
"a XIs had anticinated
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
Especial to the Adyertiser.)

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 19.-Hawaii-
an revenue officials and the local po-
lice force of Hawaii may expect seine
brandnew developments in the line of
booze. A man is leaving here for Hon
Olulu, TO offer the saloon keepers. Por-
tuguese grocers. pake shops and say
ages" of the island recipe for maxi
ing whisky" He will for a small con-
sideration inform Camarinos. Cunha,
Larry Dee. BILLY" Cunningham, or
mine host, Lycurgus, just how to make
a very fetching brand of red eye. out OF
water. alcohol and few drops OF a Sc
cret compound.
The man who is going TO Hawaii
who calls himself E. Rockman or Rock
we'll Rockwell with another man.
named J. w. Moore and n nan
advertisement in the daily papers of
San Francisco. few days ago:
BEST opportunity ever offered; requiring
from $lO0 10 $1,000 for purchase of profit
able business located in Pacific Coast
waiian Islands, Alaska; guaranteed eX-
penses to point of location. Apply %
O'Farrell St, room 49,, between 10 a. m
and 5 y. m.
The Advertiser correspondent went TO
the room at 20 C'Farrcl street, ond
found Il prosperous looking countryman
waiting in the passage for audiences
with Rockwell. When his turn came
the Advertiser man had his hand
shaken vigorously by a man who might
pass for a double of Oscar Lewis He
asked as to the finances of the apph-
eant and when satisfied that the Ad-
5ertiser man could pay a few hundred
dollars to make a few thousand, he
grew confidential and said that he had
| marvellous recipe for making a very
smooth and delicious whisky. With
hree pints OF water and a pint of al
'ohol. and a few tablespoonfuls of his
one could make two quarts
# whisky, worth 81 a quart.
He said that any smart man who |
would learn the secret of this com |
'ound could go to Hawaii and make |
ortune
You see" said Rockwell, the Ha-
Faiian Islands are the same as the |
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
HOW HAWAIIAN DRINKS SPOILT
A MATRIMONIAL VENTURE

When they came back to San Fran
cisco they lived for while here at a
hotel, and then occupied a handsome
home across the bay. Mrs. williams
says that from the very day they left
Honolulu her husband began to treat
her cruelty. She says that he seemed
to have acquired bibulous habits in the
islands and that she was compelled To
endure great mental anguish by rea-
son OF his queer actions while in his
cups.
: 1t would seem that while in Honolulu
Williams became an ardent worshipper
at the shrine of Bacchus and that the
mild gin fizz, which in the perspiring
air of Honolulu might be drunk in safe
~. became very demon OF strength
when slipped in the cooler cline of CAL
ifornia
Mrs. Williams says that when her
husband was under the influence OF liq-
uOr he acted as if he were crazy. and
that often she had to fee from him
with her children, in order 20 save her
self and them from physical harm. She
says that she could not give any idea
Of the number of times Williams was
paralyzed, but that his debauch was al
most continual Williams seemed to
have braced up about a year ago. when
ne left for the Orient. 1t was said then
that he and his wife had agreed TO sep
arate. but this statemut is disprcN-
ed by the complaint which she has filed
Now
Williams returned To San Francisco
on December IS, on the steamship Cop
tic About the time he was packing
his things to leave that vessel lawyer
was filing the suit for divorce. The
complaint charges extreme cruelty.
Mrs. Williams is now living at III
Moss avenue. Oakland. She refuses 10
talk about her affairs to the newspaper
reporters, but her relatives say that
they have been trying TO induce her TO
get a divorce for long time, and that
she has refused to on account of her
children. These child N are Clarence,
who is four years old. and Teresa, who
is barely two years.
The family have great social promi-
nence and have been leaders in San
Francisco and Oakland smart sets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
WATER NOTICE.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH SECTION
OF Chapter xxVT Of the laws Of 1880:
All persons holding water privileges
or those paying water rates are hereby
notified that the water rates for the
term ending June 80. 1902 will be due
and payable at the office of the Homo
lulu Water Works on the LIST day Of
January, 1902.
All such rates remaining unpaid for
fifteen days after they are due will be
subject to an additional 10 per cent.
All privileges upon which rates re-
main unpaid February Is, 1902 (thirty
days after becoming delinquency, are
liable TO suspension without further
notice.
Rates are payable at the office of the
Water Works, in the basement of the
Capitol building
ANDREW BROWN,
Supt. Honolulu Water Works.
Honolulu, December 20, 1901. 6045
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
A SHARPER COMING TO WORK
HAWAIIAN SALOON.kEEPERS
He Will Sell a Recipe for Bogus Whisky to
Them and to the GoId-Mining
"Savages" at tio

Sandwich IslandC and the people there
are great drinkers. They have TO get all
their whisky now from this country.
and the duty is IS a gallon There are
100000 savages, just the same as the
wild Indians that used to tramp round
the plains. and they viii pay every
thing for whisky. The gold mines OF
HilO pronounced Hylo) employs about
1900 of these savages, and If you
would handle only their business you
would make probably about $4,000 or
5000 month.
II have been there. and one Satur-
day night alone when these black men
were paid. / took in over $4,000. by
selling them the receipt for making this
booze. You see, 1 had taught II 10 a
couple OF them, and they got such a
powerful edge on. that their friends in
CURED about II. Now, you would think
that those to whom l taught il first
would tell the others about il, but they
don't down there. You SEE, 1 make them
swear on their joss"s and they arA
afraid that the joss will Kill them If
they break their word"
The Advertiser man listened interest
eddy to the words of Rockman or Rock
We'll and departed. on their way down
stairs he met a man with considerable
newspaper man was in on the whisky
business"
He talked freely and said that he had
paid $3.50 for the exclusive rights to the
Hawaiian Islands and was going down
on the next steamer He said that all
he took with him was the paper on
which the recipe was. and that his
scheme was to sell copies OF X TO the
saloon keepers Of the Islands and at
terward 10 tackle the savages at Hilo. !
He said that he understood there were
several hundred saloons scattered
through the group. and that each one of !
them would probably put up 500 for /
the great secret, which would save !
them importing any more whisky and /.
paying the Hawaiian duty Of s. y gal !
Ion. He was half inclined to let the I
man in on the proposition. !
but guarded the recipe carefully.
The Call has exposed the fraud, and /
it is probable that the internal rev.
enue agents Will get after the men. If
they try to do any more business here.
Now it is up TO the Hawaiian officials
to look out for the man from Hum
ooldt, who is possibly sailing for Hon
llulu today.
FREDERICK O'BRIEN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
DIVIDEND NOTICE.

CALIFORNIA SAFE DEPOSIT AND
Trust Company, corner California and
Montgomery streets. For the six
months ending December 81, 1901, divi-
bends have been declared on deposits
in the savings department of this com
pany as follows: On term deposits at
the rate of SO per cent per annum,
and on ordinary deposits, at the rate
of per cent per annum. free of taxes
and payable on and after Thursday
January 2, 1902. Dividends uncalled for
are added to the principal and bear the
same rate Of dividend as the principal
from and after January L, 1902
J. DALZELL BROWN,
$3.50 Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
Especial to the Advertiser)

SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. IA so.
ciety couple who spent a happy honey
moon of three months in Honolulu are
now strangers to Cupid's destinations
Mrs. Philip a. Williams has asked the
courts in Oakland to give her a divorce
from her husband. who is a well-known
man about town. and son of the late
Henry d Williams of Williams. Brown
< co.
Five years ago Miss Clare Tucker
was one of the most beautiful and pop
ular girls on the other side OF San
Francisco Bay. Her father was DR. j.
c. Tucker, now dead. and one of her
sisters in Mrs. George w. McNear. Jr.;
other sisters are Mrs. r. Fl Mcdonald
and Mrs. Eddington DedricI-.
Miss Clare Tucker first saw her future
husband. Philip williams. when she was
being educated at one of the modish
schools in Alameda county. Williams
was smitten with her at sight and OBJ
tanned a speaking acquan anSe through
an Introduction by letter. Williams
went East shortly afterward, and dur
ing his stay there carried on warm
with Miss Tucker.
When he returned he began to press his
suit in earnest and in person. The
fuckers had a home at BeIvidere, AMI
there Williams sought the love of Miss
Tucker. during all the sweet summer
months.
Her relatives did not take to his suit
and Miss Tucker was sept to Europe.
where she remained several years. ac-
quiring a knowledge of languages and
of music. 1t had bee hoped that this
from her sutton would cause
Miss Tucker to forget him. but Cupid
was Of stronger mold. and when Miss
Fucker returned 10 San Francisco Will
ams and she were speedily married.
Then II was that Honolulans had her
IN their midst. For three months the
happy pair tarried in the Hawaiian
,apital spending the time a Waikiki,
and being entertained by the leading
antilles % Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
NOTICE

THE STEAMER w c. HALL WILL
arrive at Honolulu on Saturday. De
cember q and Is. instead Of Sundays,
as usual and viii sail from Honolulu
on Monday. December -23d and goth,
instead Of on Tuesdays, as usual.
The steamer Mikahala viii arrive at
Honolulu on Tuesday. December path
and 31st. instead Of on Wednesdays, as
usual.
The steamer Mauna LOa VIII sail
from Honolulu on Monday. December
30th instead Of on Tuesday.
After these dates the regular sched-
ule will be resumed.
INTER-ISLAND STEAM NAVI-
CATION co. LTD,
goal BY its President, J. ENA-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
LOST WARRANTS.

TREASURY WARRANT No. IO4S.
Department OF Public Instruction, in
favor Of Hamamura; amount. $50;
drawn September Is, 1901. against ap-
preparation Repairing School Build
ings;" also. No 1855, Attorneys Cen
erals. in favor OF Lin Sin; amount,
$50; drawn June IS. 1901, against ap-
for Support and Malnten-
ance of Prisoners" Return to Auditors
office.
Honolulu, Dec. q. 1901. eo4s
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
DIVIDEND NOTICE.

THE GERMAN SAVINGS AND LOAN
Society. 526 California St. For the half
year ending with December 81 1901. a
dividend has been declared at the rate
Of three 90 per cent per annum on all
deposits. free Of taxes. payable on and
after Thursday. January 2. 1902.
GEORGE TOURNY,
$3.50 Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

date % December 10. that Mr.. Ciilfillan's
brother in San Francisco had received
from his aunt. Mrs J. Anderson. OF
Philadelphia a wire saying the Ha-
waiian would leave Philadelphia for
home during the Christmas week.
one letter contained the information
that he had been taken i'll while a the
Quaker city and had been cared for at
the home of relatives for several
weeks II is expected he will be home
either in the Sonon'a next Wednesday
January l. 1902 or in the Peking, jan
nary Is
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
BY AUTHORITY.
EXECUTIVE NOTICE.

THE GOVERNOR DIRECTS THAT
notice be given that all Government
offices will be closed between Christmas
and New Years days, at noon.
ALEX G. HALVES JR.,
Secretary to the Governor.
Executive Chamber: Honolulu, De-
rs, 1901. 604s
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
.GILF!LLAN ON
HIS WAY HOME
Has B en- Ill at Home of
Relatives in Phil
adelphia.

Representative \. f. Gilhllan is now
on his way home. after long delay
at Philadelphia This information came
to several friends Of the long absent
I, gisiatur and business man.
The letters received were very brief.
and conveyed the information under
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
Excursion 10 Hllo.

The Kirau viii leave Honolulu for
Hilo and way ports on December 30th.
end return Saturday afternoon of Jan
uary 4th The fare for the round trip
on this occasion will be only SlseS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
NOTICE

MR.. JOS HARTMANE HAS, on
the Path instant resigned the manager
ship Of the corporation Of Jos Hart
mann & Co, Ltd
JOS HARTMANN e. co. LTD.
Per J. :. AZEVEDO,
$3.50 Secretary
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
notice.
$1s---ExeursiOn to Hilo---SIs

S. S. KINAU WILL LEAVE HOMO
lulu for Hilo and way ports December
80. and return Saturday afternoon,
January T.
Cabin passage round trip, SIS. for
this trip only.
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP co.
eO5O
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
SPECIAL MEETING.
Hawaiian Sugar Co.

A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
stockholders of the Hawaiian Sugar
Company will be held on Monday, Jan
uary 20. 1902, at 10 o'clock a. m, at the
office of Alexander & Baldwin, Ltd
Business-C onsiderati ton of a bond is
sue $3.50
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
ANNUAL MEETING.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
stockholders of the California Feed
Co, Ltd, VIII be held at their Office
OH Saturday, December rs, 1902, at If
q. m.
{. T. MERRIFIELD,
$3.50 Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
Oahu Sugar Co., Ltd.

THE STOCKBOOKS OF THIS
company will be closed to transfer.
from Saturday, December 2s, 1901, to
January l, 1902.
H A ISENBERG,
$3.50 Treasurer
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
INSURANCE

BEARDSLEE & PAGE. Architects and
Builders.-Ofice. rooms "a. Arlington
Annex, Honolulu. H. l.: sketches and
correct estimates furnished at short
notice: Tel 229; p. o. box 773-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
MUSICIANS

COOKS MUSIC SCHOOL-Love bldg.
Fort St. Its methods are the result
OF 30 years experience in teaching
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

W. G. ROGERS, M.D.-Eye, Ear. Noss
and Throat; 1146 Alakea St, opposite
Hawaiian Hotel; special treatment
for deafness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

REAL ESTATE AND INVESTMENT
GEO 3. MCCLELLAN & CO.-5Os- IS4
Stangenwald Bldg. Tel. Main SO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
sTENOdRAPhERs.

J. d. AVERY.-Public Stenographer.
room 2. 164 Hotel ST.. over Hart q
Co: Tel. Main IS: House, Blue 2611.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

u. z. GROSSMAN, D.D.S.-Alakea St.
three doors above Masonic Temple
Honolulu; Office hours, am. to 4p.m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

SHREvE & CO.-San Francisco Jew
elers and Silversmiths. See advertise
ment Inside.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

DR. DERBY.-Mott-Sm bldg, cor
Fort md Hotel SITS; Office hours, .
to 4
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
ENGRAVERS.

" BEAKBANE.-Card Engraving and
Stamping; room 5. Elite Building.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

RISDON IRON WORKS. Engineers
and builders OF Pumping and Sugar
Machinery and complete power
plants; office. room II. Spreckels blk. /:
Tel. 19I
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

DIR. T MITAMURA-Omce, 1853 Nun
anu St; Tel White 152: office hours.
to 10 a m and to D. M, except
Sundays.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

CATION, NELL & CO., LTD.-Engf-
neers. Electricians and BoIIermakerH
Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
JEWELLERS.

J. MORGAN.-Art Jewelry, Precious
Stones, Opals cut; Curios and Fore
eign Stamps; 1853 Fort street
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

DR. A N. SINCLAIR.-Boston BLDG;
hours, IL to 1, 8 to 5, to 8; Sundays,
II to 2; Tel. Off. Main 1856; res. w. 1851
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
ATTORNEYS.

LYLE A. DICKEY.-RinR and Beth.,
SITS; Tel. Main 312.
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DR. j. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and Sur
geon; office, Beretania, between Fort
and Nuuanu streets; office hours. to
II a m, to p. m; Tel. I211 White
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

e. r. HEMENWAY.-Ofice, 40s Jude
building; Telephone 3I4 Main.
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TYPEWRITING.

MISS ELLA K. AY1ON.-Public
Typewriter: office with David Day
ton. 137 Merchant ST.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27

DR. c. b. HIGH.-PhiladelphI Dental
College, 1892; Masonic Temple; Tel
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-27
DENTISTS.

DR. Ii. BICKNELL.-McInty bldg.
rooms and IA; office hours, 9 to f.
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DR. JENNIE l. HILDEBRANDE.-
Ofhce. 24s Beretania ave-; telephone
Blue 81
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PHYSICIANS

LUELLA 8. CLEVELAND. M.D.-Of-
fee, 1882 King ST.; hours, 9 to IL a M.
to p. m; Tel White Al.
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z. TAPPAN TANATT.- Civil and
Electrical Engineer; P. o. box 90:
Office, room 3. SpreckeIs' block: Tel
791 Blue; residence, 3441 Blue.
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ARTHUR c. ALEXANDER Survey.
or and Engineer. 400 Judd Bldg, p
o. box 732.
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1. NJ. LONG.-Ofices 81 & 80, Campbell
blk. cor Fort & Mer. Sts.; Tel. NJ. 27s
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JAMES T. TAYLOR, NJ. Am. Soc c. E
Consulting Observation-Disclosures SOC
Judd Blk, Honolulu; p. o. box 79s
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CONTRACTORS.

VIM. T. PATY-Contractor and Build
e., stone and Office fitting; brick
wood, or stone building: shop, Hotel
St. near barracks: res. 1871 Anapuni
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DR. GEO. II. HUDDY.-McIntyre
bldg, rooms 1 and 2; 9 am. to pm.
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FRED w. MILVERTON.-Room 500
SO4 Stangenwald block; Tel. Main ss6
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-10
Some Childish HumOr.

Here are some specimens of childish
humor from the Chicago News: ooh.
mammal exclaimed 4-year-old Flossie,
as she observed the moon in it's second
quarter. come and look az the moon
half of 1t "a pushed into the sky and the
other half il sticking out" Tommy aged
5. had been busy whiting. and managed
to raise a blister on his hand which
caused a slight break in the skin. Run
ming to his mother. he showed il to her
and said Mamma, 1 guess I'm begin
ming TO wear out" Did they sing any
pretty songs at Sunday SCHOOL," asked a
mother of her little 4-year-old daughter
upon her return home "Only one" re-
piled the little miss. ID was something
about Greenland's ice cream mountains"
Papa-"WeI. Willie have you been a good
boy to-day?" Small Willie-"Did you ask
mammal why should l ask her? Don t
you know whether you have been good or
not?" Yes, but mammals idea of good
ness differs from mine. and l don't want
to so back on anything she says"