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Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
The animal that first succumbs to ex
treme cold Is the horse.
FRIGHTENED HIS WIFE.
Forty Cents Almost the Cause of n
Catastrophe.

Before Mrs Browley was married
SIZE scoffed at the misguided girls and
women who kept personal accounts.
Her argument was that if you know
how much money you had and it was
all gone what was the use of piling on
the anguish by having your folly and
extravaganza in black and white TO
stare you in the face. especially as you
had no more money at the end of the
month than You had without an ac-
count bookl
But since she has been running
house she has achieved not one but
nearly n dozen account books. There
is one devoted to the grocery man, an
other to the butcher. personal accounts
take a third. and so on till she spends
nearly all her glad young life balanc-
ing sums. 1t Is n matter of pride with
her that they shall come out even, and
so there was woe last month when 40
cents refused to be accounted for. She
and Mr.. Browley had a grave and
lengthy discussion over the missing 40.
Each accused the other of friyollng the
sum away and negleetlng to enter il on
the proper book, "Sundries." Mr..
Browley insisted strenuously he was
not guilty. Mrs. Browley looked pain
ed and urged him TO confess. He left
for down town vowing vengeance. 1t
was late that afternoon when Mrs.
Browley was entertaining roomful Of
arstocratic callers that n telegraph boy
appeared. The maid brought in the
fatal yellow envelope, and at once the
bride knew her husband had been ia
tally injured and was sending for her.
Some one revived her with smelling
salts, "A lady In purple velvet famed
her with hastily snatehed lamp
Shade, and a third visitor with more
presence of mind than the rest opened
the telegram. The message read;
Honest, now, what did you do with
that 40 cents w-Chicaao News.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07

The practice of reading aloud at reg
ular intervals Is of great benefit to any
one affected with a chest complaint.
In all cases of lung trouble 1t is impor-
tant to indulge In those exercises by
which the chest Is In part filled or emp
tied of air and reading aloud singing
and whistllng are three OF those exer-
cises.
There are many who cannot sing,
and we do not expect the fair sex TO
whistle, but reading aloud can be prac-
tieed by all. Care must be taken not
to overdo II, OF course. and the body
should be In such a position as to allow
the chest TO have free play.
Reading aloud, II we pay attention
to what we are doing, will not only
be beneficial from the standpoint of
health. but will also have the effect of
making us better speakers by teaching
us proper modulatlons of the voice and
by increasing our knowledge.
This Is where IL has the advantage
over whistling and singing.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
HOTEL klEPTOMANlACS.
PresuD,abiy Rich Guests Who APP
proprfate other Peoples Property.

| was much struck with the habits of
kleptomania common TO some OF the
presumably rich visitors who engaged
expensive suits of rooms and even paid
their bills. After the departure of
these guests the bed would be found
minus the satin or silk coverlet, while
towels and pillowslips were also very
often removed.
On one occasion n gentleman engag-
ell double room for one night only,
and the following morning the maid,
knowing Of his departure, made up the
bed with fresh linen for the next oceu-
pant. However, the visitor had evil
IDENTITY returned TO his room after
breakfast, deliberately taken the slips
Off the pillows and packed them with
his luggage. for on entering the room
shortly after found the bed made up,
but no slips. | happened to know that
the maid had certainly put fresh ones
OH when she made up the bed. What
that gentleman could want with these
two pillowslips is difficult to under
stand.
OF course candles, matches and soap
(supplied gratis are commonly remoy-
ed, and even the sheets on the beds are
not spared. Once a large double sheet
was cut into pieces, the visitor evident
ly requiring sufficient linen for petit
coat or lining to a skirt, judging from
the shape of the pieces left. The hotel
sheet WAS no doubt the nearest thing
available. so it was taken to save time
and trouble, and the pieces left were
found carefully rolled up and thrown
into cupboard outside the room
which was only used by the maids aud
strictly private. Needless to say, be-
fore the remains of the sheet were
found the visitors had departed, leav-
Ing no address, Chambers Journal
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07

If there Is u country where the tradl-
ton of hatred of the Englishman"
as hereditary enemy still holds 1t Is
in Catholic Brittany. In the eyes of
the Breton peasants and fishermen the
Englishman Is the enemy with whom
they have fought battles and will fight
them again.
That Is to say. the Englishman
stands for the typical sailor of man
of-war or torpedo boat, whom they
Will fight when the time comes for
the attack, but no one thinks Of him
as man. The enemy Is n unit of war,
something outside ordinary life, a be-
ing in uniform whom 1t Is glorious to
kill He is "the enemy"-something
which will do great mischief to France
II one does not take care, something
which must be much more terrible and
dangerous than they can imagine, since
all the men of France lose the best
years OF their youth In learning to kill
this eventual adversary.
If ever the peasants come clearly to
realize that the only use Of war is to
Kill people like themselves; IL ever each
soldier becomes capable Of imagining
what the shock of two armies Is and
by what complicated series of lies and
lntrlgues peoples are brought to the
point of killing each other the work of
peace congresses viii be wonderfully
simplfied. ed.-Contemporary Review.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
WHY THE BOILER BURSTS.


When you hear the kitchen boiler
cracking, there Is no cause for alarm.
There is prevailing impression that
tile cracking Is produced by steam and
that there Is therefore an increased
pressure on the boiler at such times.
But this Is an error. If the boiler is In
good condition. with the water turned
on as usual so that the boiler is kept
filled. the only pressure that 1t IL sub
jccted to is the same as that in the
water pipes, from which of course
there never Is the slightest danger.
And this is true no matter how hot the
water in the boiler may be.
The reason Is very simple. As long
rs the boiler Is kept full of water there
is no-room for steam. If you open the
hot water cock, the water pours out,
and steam rises from 1t. because 1t then
has chance to escape into the air. In
other words, evaporation takes place.
But as the hot water pours out water
from the pipes rushes in to tak0 its
place, and thus the boiler is kept full
The cracking noise referred to Is
heard when the water Is unusually hot
and Is nothing but the expansion of the
boiler under the influence of that heat.
1t Is In no degree an Indication of dan
ger unless indeed the boiler is worn out
or defective. which is II matter entirely
outside OF what we are now consider
ing
When a kitchen boiler explodes, 1t Is
generally because a fire has been kim
died in the range while the boiler was
empty. 1t happens sometimes when
people come back to town after spend
ing the summer away. The fire heats
the boiler. of course and when the wa
ter Is ffrned on II is converted sudden
ly and violently into steam, and the
boiler cannot stand the enormous pres
sure. Fortunately few persons are
thoughtless enough or silly enough TO
build fire before opening the cocks
connecting the boiler with the water
pipes.-Chicago Chronicle.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
Nary, Nuseu,, Manager.

Sarah Bernhardt said that one night
during a visit to America when SIZE
was playing "Jeanne dare" she hurt
her knee with rusty nail. "The wound
gave me considerable pain and trou-
ble," she said, "and It was thought that
a slight operation might possibly be re-
auired. This fact appeared In the daily
papers, and a day or two afterward
received telegram from the manager
OF n museum In Chicago saying that II
II was necessary to amputate my leg
might he please have 1t. He added he
would drape 1t If desired
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
ROSS WILSON
SuCcessorsto l. H. Bell
Dealer In

General Merchandise. A full line of Teas, Cofees
Olive OIL Cheese and Imported Deicaeies, also Crockery
and Glass Ware Tin and Agate Ware, also full line OF
Wall Paper
Carson, NeVada.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
In Exfen uation.

A little girl between 4 and . years OF
age came running In from sliding one
day and exclaimed TO her mother: "Oh
mamma. did you see me 90 DOWN.
went like thunder"
To her mothers astonished question
as to whom she had heard say that the
little one replied, well, mamma, you
know you said one day as quick as
lightning and 1t always thunders after
1t llghtens. doesn't it?"-Boston Chris
tian Register.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
LOST AND FOUND.

lost maiden long ago:
Last night l thought I'd found her,
And as my loyal hearts one queen
quietly recrowned her.
'Twould not be truth TO say she seemed
Untouched by time, since fairer
Fen than OF old found her face.
The roses in 1t rarer.
Her halo had more golden grown.
While locks once hyacinthine
Upon my own poor pate alas.
For many year have been thinl
The eyes-whose shafts the little god
Employed to overcome me
shone brighter. Smiles were on the lips
Whose NO" did once benumb me.
Ny heart beat high with hope, but when
spoke her name another
Who stood beside the maid replied.
The maiden called her "Mother"
The matron smiled ON me. j dared
Not tell her that IL sought her :.
Through long and weary years. at last
To find her-in her daughterl
Boston Globe.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
Wolf. .jumA, OIL.

Is monarch over Pain, Cuts,
Burns, Bites, etc. yield to its
soothing Influence like magic.
Sore throat, Group, Catarrh,
Asthma and Fros. Bites are
promptly cured by applying it
or using same. Sold only at
JOHNSON'S CASH STORE,
Genoa, Nevada, at 25c a bottle.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07

To Spell Shakespeare's Name.
1t has been shown that Shakespeare's
name has been spelled by responsible
writer's In 1906 different ways. In his
own time his contemporaries spelled
his name In 80 different ways.-Chica-
60 Tlmes-Herald.
Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1901-06-07
was 0. ulscllsser.

was O. ulscusSer.
He exercised constantly the two sides
OF bis brain. the practical and specu-
lative.
Do the same and succeed.-New
York Journal.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
CAPT. SLOAN'S VIEW.

The RECORD trusts that Capt.
Sloan of Imboden will pardon US
for making public the following
portion of a private letter received
from him last week: -. .-r
81 appreciate your paper very
much. | fully endorse your
position on the senatorial ques-
ton. While | do not desire to be
understood as saying anything
detrimental to the success OF
Gov. Clarke, do think for Ar
kansas to now fail to return SEN
ator Jones would be great ca
lamity to our state. Senator
Jones is the first and only man
from Arkansas who worked his
way up to the top round of the
political ladder in the law making
powers of our nation, and. now to
down him would be a great mis-
take of the people of our state.'
Capt. Sloan's view of the mat
ter we are sure will meet the ap-
proval of a large majority of the
people of this country. 1t is a
correct view. 'i#. f#H vfH.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

most certainly untrue that the
friends of Senator Jones among
the newspapers are, any OF them'
trying to bring the admlnlstra-
ton of Gov. Davis into disrepute.
Why, bless your life, up In
this neck O. the woods the two
original Davis organs, the two
journals that have always stuck
to Davis through thick and thin,
the Mammoth Spring Democrat
and Hardy Herald, are warm
supporters of Senator Jones. The
Fort Smith Elevator, Batesville
Guard, Augusta Vidette, Jones'
boro Times and a host of the best
papers in Arkansas are support
ing Senator Jones and are doing
nothing to cast dishonor upon
Gov. Davis reign as governor.
If Mr.. Davis will do as little to
bring his administration into dis
repute as the newspapers of Ar
kansas will do, when he lays
aside the cares of office his rec
ord will bear a luster wonderfully
bright.
And, let us say, it is extremely
weak argument for Gov. Clarke
that his friends should attempt
to work up Davis sentiment
that will react in his favor. The
newspapers supporting Clarke
should tell of some worthy acts
of his which have brought benefit
to the people Of this state. If
Gov. Clarke is a better friend to
the people than is Senator Jones,
the reading public would like to
learn about it. 1t is perhaps a
cute bit of paragraphing to say
that "Clarke is the biggest man
in the state and still growing, "
but such paragraph fails to de-
tract single iota from Senator
Jones' fidelity to his people, his
acknowledged worth in the senate
or. his standing as a Democrat
for Democratic principles and
measures. The people want to
know some good, valid reason
why they should turn Senator
Joocs down and give Gov. Clarke
his place. Give us a reason or a
rest. .. ''.'
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
A WARNING NOTE.
dispatch from GAINESVILLE

A dispatch from GAINESVILLE,
Wis, says:
"Miss Carrie Hugin was so
tightly hugged by her lover the
other evening that the services Of
a local physician were necessary
to release her overlapped ribs.
The young woman is well known
and popular here and her case
has attracted considerable atten-
ton from medical standpoint.
Miss Hugin after considerable
hesitation and questioning re-
vealed the cause of her injury
Young men and young women
remember the case of Miss Hugin
and the overlapped ribs. Be
warned. '+ '' 10y ''
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

Over in lizard county Robert
Burns and A. G. Dixon have an
nounced as candidates for repre-
sentative. Burns made the race
two years ago, receiving a hand
some vote. Dixon is also a pop
ular citizen and things are likely
hum in old lizard. =
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

man more fitted for the place will
likely offer for the place. Mr.
Padgett has had a wide expert
ence along lines that will pre-
emlnently fit hhn for the office to
which he will aspire, and besides,
ne is a citizen worthy of the hon.
or. Sharp county will delight in
castiag her vote for Mr.. Padgett.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The Arkansas Railway Com
mission must be taking a rest
judging from the painful silence
from thatquarter. The members
however, will likely put in some
noble licks about the time the
legislature meets again to keep
that body from closing up the
shop.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The Cornell professor who
recently declared that the weak
minded should be killed off in
order to make this an intellectual
country, had as we'll say his
prayers if his ideas are put into
effect.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

Hoa. Jeff Davis says Senator
Jonesis a member of a nefarious
trust. Will he kindly explain
why, when he prepared that anti
trust bill which was presented to
the last legislature, he did notin-
sert clause including the Sen
ator's trust. That was an un-
fortunate neglect upon the gov
ernor's part, and the people want
information about it.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
THE'BEACON MISTAKEN.


|. seems little peculiar, but it
IS a fact nevertheless, that nearly
every newspaper in the state that
is favoring the reelection of SEN
ator Jones and the defeat of Gov.
Clarke, is an open enemy of Gov.
Davis, and sparing no pains to
bring his administration into dis
repute. -Searcy Beacon. a,,g.
1t seems little peculiar that a
paper Of the supposed reliability
and fairness of the Beacon should
make such statement as the
above, but it is a fact neverthe-
less, notwithstanding, etc. 1t is
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The Augusta Vidette says the
RECORD should not be too hard
on the Paragould Soliphone. We
are not, Miss Annie; fact is, it
would be hard to properly shape
up the Soliphone so long as it
p,asues its present tactics.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

1t was a mistake Gov. Davis
made in coming out for Gov.
Clarke for senator says the Har-
1y Herald. And Gov. Davis will
wake up to the fact, too.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The Fort Smith Elevator has
entered the ty-fourth year
of it's existence. The Elevator is
one of the very best papers in
Arkansas, and we trust its future
will be as prosperous as its past.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

We readily excuse the Weiner
Times for its remarks regarding
us. We know Bro. Blackledge
and therefore understand the
tantrums, if that's the word, he
takes sometimes.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

Not much is heard from Ag-
uinaldo these days. To tell the
truth, Aguinaldo has never held
up his head much since the SYM
pathy of the Arkansas legislat ure
was presented to him.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The Izard County Register
says Czolgosz went to the devil,
and in the absence of more proof
the Reg gister's information is ac-
cepted as correct.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

Hon. 7. p. Bu tier, member OF
the last senate, has become ed
itor of the Hamburg Clarion.
There's a chance for Butler yet.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

What was 1t Lincoln said about
fooling all the people all the
time? 3 .H1a ...
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
OFFICIAL.


c>.cressman, First District-P. D. Moou''o'"
- -.sfiSs6e Mariana, Lee County, .r
o,,.tor. Second Dist-D. l.. King
.dr<. leth Judicial Dist Ohm b. Mc'Si'o'
evening Shade. crone,.w
proa. ATTY. 10th Dlst-P' H. Cre"Sn'"'
Poeahontas. ..u. william E.
Founders. ... . e
Jmlgo--J ". Smith.
Cierk--H, B, Hill. ..
sheri6--Jaspcr liutchison'
Asscssor-,J. A. HMrell.
4rnAanrer-E. l.. Die crson,
~ Examiners-J. A Watkins IN eoulnern
,,istricf.J. ". Ragan in NorIhsrn.
THE CCyRTS,
circuit rourt, N, Dist-First Monday N Az J"Tn in
.srr and .July. In S. DIst-Secohd .Mohuaf III
February and August. ,.,, Anr,I
llly and October. =; March
P}oS1fe Court, S. DIst-2n1 Monday IN MARCH ;
lime. September and December.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

ag Hon. T. B.. Padgett Of Bates
vile, we learn, will make the
race for commissioner. of state
lands at the next election, No
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

John Bull is suffering. Johns
tail is being twisted, and the
Beers are doing that naughty
aot
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

The. 'Schley conrt of inquiry
will soon be off the boards also.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

Who pays the freight when
Davis campaigns for Clarke?
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
Directory.
RELIGIOUS

!, >okipg at the Methodist church >econ1 anu
~. 4n,days IN each month heV'
.-s. naslor. Everybody Invited
,.v school every sunday morning " ~
.3<@H,tyt IN, Methodist church. EyeTy10ay "
'e.3c.t y n,a VI, o. c. SHAVER,
lYEe4 W oonie' superintendent.
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08
A RIVAL OF ANANIAS.

sides over llle uOotAiiJ
idonic journal over in malaria
land, to-wit, the Paragould Soli-
phone, endearingly known as the
"swallerfone,'' is an amusln'
cuss. He is much exercised over
a little darn stuff which has
appeared in this paper on a 1or-
mep occasion, and we most hum
bly crave pardon for the opinion
that he is suffering from a badly
deranged liver, else so great and
so enormously wise a man as Jer-
loboam would not allow his
feathers to become ruffled IN the
least over any such "darn stuff. ="
| Now j. R. has somehow fallen
into a fix which renders him at
terly incapable of tracking the
truth, if indeed, he was ever IN
smelling distance of that much
abused and trampled commodity,
The fact that it has a habit OF
stepping aside when the truth
comes along is about the only
fault one can have to the Soil
phone. .... .... ..,.
AS said before editor Taylor is
all amusin' critter. During the
last gubernatorial struggle, if it
may be spoken of as a struggle,
he, as every self respecting edit
or should do, took a stand. That
stand was against Jeff Davis.
| However, Davis had no trouble
going into office, still the Soil
phone laid on the lash. Well,
things rocked along about as
smoothly as things usually rock
in this country, and the senator
ial race came on. Jeroboam is a
terrific Clarke rooter, as those in
his immediate vicinity can testify.
All of a sudden Gov. Davis. ap-
peared on the scene and announ-
ced for Clarke, and what effect
did this have on Taylor? Why,
he swallowed all his former de-
nunciations of the governor. He
landed in the governors lap and
shed great gobs of grateful tears.
lie jined the combine, and i'm
mediately startled the world with
the announcement that Jones and
Berry must give way to Clarke
J. and Davis. People of Ark ansas,
Il bet political cJrkscrew hath
untv gen. You have your orders.
d. his last issue Taylor accuses
# being a falsifier. This same
os Ilonage who hasn't told the
\ in this senatorial contest,
IS it was behind closed doors,
the gall to say that somebody
i.oslied. Just listen here: "Still
's|~ are at a loss to know why
Senator Jones' home county
went republican at the last elec-
ton, when it has heretofore gone
democratic, and we repeat that
we will not be; surprised if the
county goes for Clarke" The
very next breath after accusing
us Of lying this Taylor declares
Senator Jones' home county went
against Bryan. Q, shades of
Ananias! .sas4e
Bro Taylor,e we are going to
leave you alone. You hold the
championship of the whole coun-
try whenit comes to telling un-
truths on those whom you oppose
in politics. You are the political
corkscrew of the country. You
have our sympathy. The top of
the morning to you and good
bye. \ tf. isa' l'6 sa." ?
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

We after your trade and expect get by giving
you
Sharp County record., 1901-11-08

\ political corkscrew hath
!, gen. You have your orders.
his last issue Taylor accuses
# being falsifier. This same
Tonnage who hasn't told the
n in this senatorial contest,
!: SIS it was behind closed doors,
the gall to say that somebody
'slied. Just listen here: "Still
are at a loss to know why