Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1901-05-30
TIRED OF THE TRIP.
so He GOT OUT OF THE BALLOON
BY THE JUMP ROUTE.

They Considerably Carried Him
OF to an Insane Asylum.
II went up in a balloon once, and
never want to make such trip again."
said Colonel A. Noel Brakeman. "1Iy
experience as an aeronaut was in Lon
don," he continued, "and it would
never have occurred but for a friend
CHANGED to meet there. He was going
to make an ascent, and he persuaded
me to accompany him.
"The balloon was a feature of some
big exhibition, and every day it was
inflated and made an ascent, with four
or five passengers, in charge of an ex-
perienced aeronaut. There were about
five in the party the day took the trip.
We got into the basket, which was
boxed in quite high, then let the rope
go, and we shot up about 5000 feet. 1t
was interesting to look down on the
world and hear the noises of London
streets coming from so far below. The
balloon sailed along smoothly, and we
drifted for about eight miles.
SIT was when we tried to descend
that the trouble began. The method
loon settled toward the earth. The
aeronaut said that when one of these
anchors caught firmly he would haul
the balloon down to the tree in which
the anchor was expected to become
fastened. This would be done by wind
ing in the rope on winch in the car.
We would be expected to climb out of
the balloon into the tree, he said, and
he would then take hold of, the valve
rope and, standing safe distance
away, open the valve, let the gas es-
cape, and the big affair would collapse
and sink. He informed US that we
must get clear Of the sinking folds. as
they would come down fast, and if
they caught and covered us we would
be in an atmosphere of most poisonous
gas.
"All this was very interesting, but
we did not seem to be making very
much progress toward the point where
we would have to look out for the de-
scending folds of the collapsing bal
loon. The anchors caught in whole
lot of trees, but they did not hold. One
would get tangled in a tree, and then
the balloon would sway far over, tilt
ing the basket in which we were until
it seemed that we would be spilled out
Then the anchor would break loose
and we would shoot up again.
II became very tired of this and told
the aeronaut that thought it was time
to bring the voyage to a conclusion.
He told me if | did not like 1t | could
jump out. At first l thought he was
simply resentful Of my remark. but he
said he meant what he said.
"'When the car tits over again, you
climb out on the edge he said. and let
go. 1t will probably be plowed field
underneath US. and you won't get hurt
'Well, did as he suggested When
the anchor caught again, climbed out
and hung to the edge of the car. When
/ saw that the car was as low as it was
likely to get. let go. l dropped about
II feet, and, as he expected, a plowed
field was below US.
"As soon as l dropped out the bal
loon, relieved of my weight. shot up in
the air again and scared off. l walked
to the nearest road and continued along
it until came to an inn.
II asked the landlord how far it was
to London, and he told me it was eight
miles. ordered carriage to take me
there, and while | was waiting the
landlord asked me where l had come
from.
II took him to the door of the inn,
and. pointing to the balloon, which was
then sailing along about a quarter of
mile above the ground, said. 4 jump
ed out of that
''The man looked at me in alarmed
fashion, and after had returned to the
sitting room noticed that several peo-
pie peered through the window at me.
FINALLY my four wheeler was ready,
and set off for London. After we had
driven along for half an hour or so the
coachman suddenly turned the horse in
through gate. and we drove into big
courtyard. yelled to him and asked
him what he meant, that | wanted to
go straight to London, but he paid no
attention and slowly circled the court.
When he stopped on the other side, a
man wearing glasses stuck his head in
the carriage. scrutinizing me closely,
pulled back, said something to the
coachman, and we drove on to London
Finally we reached my lodgings.
and when we did so the coachman
jumped off the box. ran up the steps
and as soon as his knock was answered
asked if Mr.. Brakeman lived there.
The maid was just answering that
did when | reached the top of the steps
and collared the fellow
What was that place you drove me
into on our way to London? l asked
him.
"'It was hinsane hasylum. SIR he
replied. When you said you had jump
ed out O. that balloon. we thought you
was crazy and maybe you was a es-
capped patient from the hasylum. -
Washington Post
Realized His Own Madness.
NOW you are tired of me and abuse