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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-04-16
Sugar Advances.

Sugar Advances
NEW YORK. April s.-All grades Of
refined sugar were advanced 10 points
today.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-04-16

concerning the government at all; for
what has any private man to do with
the government. IL his interest be not
stirred or shaken?" After receiving
this charge. the jury. says Lord Camp
bell. were marched OF in the custody
of bailif who was sworn not to let
them have meat or drink. fire or can
die until they were agreed upon their
verdict. All night they were shut up;
Mr.. Arnold. the Kings brewer. stand
ing out for . conviction until six next
morning then. though dreadfully ex-
hausted. he was thus addressed by
brother juryman: Look at me. am
the biggest and strongest of the
twelve. but before find such a petit
ton as this a libel. why, will stay
until l am no bigger than q tobacco
pipe. The Court sat again at ten
next morning. when the verdict of not
guilty was pronounced. and a shout
of JOY was raised, which soon rever-
eerated from the remotest parts Of the
Kingdom Camp. Oh. Justices Ill.
I Cases similar to these might be null
tiplied indefinitely. but enough have
been cited TO show that 1t was through
the good sense. courage and love Of
liberty Of the sturdy English juries
that the right Of the people to assem-
bic for lawful purposes. and the right |
Of free speech, and the freedom of the
press. and the right Of petition for |
grievances were secured to the Eng
ish people II is profitable to refer |
sccasionany to these cases They |
'hed light on the action Of the franz
rs of our Constitution. and explain
heir resolute and settled purpose to
secure to the people Of this country
he right Of trial BY jury. against en-
roachments Of invasions from any
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-04-16

Do not leave home on a journey
without bottle of Chamberlain's Co
lie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
1t is almost certain to be needed and
cannot be procured while you are on
board the cars or steamship. It is
pleasant, safe and reliable. For sale
by Benson, Smith & Co.. General
Agents for the Territory of Hawaii.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
!! GETTING Persona1.

The favorite Scottish methodsof deal
ing with sleepers In church was pub
ucly to danounce the deIinquents. The
Christian Leader tells this story:
When the Rev. Walter Dunlap, min
lister of a United Presbyterian church
In Dumfries, saw a member Of his flock
nodding while he was preaching, he
stopped suddenly and said:
IT doot some o. re haze taen over
mony whey porridge the day. Sit UP.
or I'll name ye oot!"
Another Caledonfan preacher, on like
provocation, cried out, ''Holdfup yer
heads, my friends, and mind that mel
ther saints nor sinners are sleeping In
the next world"
Then, finding that this general ex-
hortation was insufficient to deter a
certain wen known member Of the
church from getting his nights rest
forward, the reverend gentleman turn
ed toward the offender and said:
James Stewart, this is the second
time have stopped to waken ye. II
need to stop third time I'll expose 70
by name to the whole congregation"
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
Rhtts,v nseert.

AAeMna Patti the great singer, on
one Of her tours Of Europe was due at
Bucharest on certain date. Owing to
inclement weather, however, madame
declined to bulge from Vienna, and
the poor manager went lnearly distract.
ed. AS st0fming had not the slightest
effect on hep serene highness the man
ager set bis wits to work. Soon sfter-
ward telegram arrived from Bucha-
rest, stating that q brilliant depntatiOn
Of Roumanian mobiles, with torchhght
procession and military band, was to
receive the diva. The message was
handed to Nine Patti who was en-
chanted, and at once made ready to
start On arrival, the band played and
the torches fared, and madame was
put Ia the best Of spirits by being es-
corted to her hotel by the Roumanian
mobiles. It is not known what she would
have said had she been told that the
''nobles" were hired from the streets
and dressed up for the occasion by a
representative Of the manager.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
Aaalyr.ne HE Aaeetson.

The yodng lovers sat. beside the Wa
terfall. The rapids and the nearby
whirlpool had a strange ATTRACTIONS for
the romantic young girL She had heard
the story Of the unhappy Indian maid
en- and the young brave who had gone
to, their doom, clasped In each sother's
arms, 10 the slow music Of the Swan
Song" That seemed very beautiful TO
her.
Jack sine said, eff you saw me
struggling ia tAe wateE,peaF the edge
Of the falls, would youA Jump In after
neY' 55s
what would be the use, my dear,
when / can't swtmT he answered
. But at least we could perish togeth-
err" she replied bravely.'
yes, there would be no doubt Of
that" be returned. shuddering at the
sound Of the cruel waters.
"But haven't you often said. you
would die for met" she asked, piQued
R& his coldness.
mo- my DEAR" replied her practical
lover, "Tf you'll remember, Eve al
ways told you that had an undying
love for yOuv' Smart Set
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
Dur Mud. Not Holes.

There used to be a famous charac-
ter In our part Of the world named
Frank OConnor." said a Cincinnati
man, 'tRnd the stories Of his doingS and
sayings still form large part OF the
staple anecdotes Of the country which
he used to ,permeate>
''0ne Of his stock expressions has
passed from local to national use. II
any one did particularly clever thing
or said anything that especially struck
him. 0'Connor would say, That shows
almost human intelligence and now
when far and near hear that express
sien used it centuries up memories OF
my genial. old friend. -
up in Ontario at one time jllffortune
compelled 0'Connor to accept a job on
farm. where friend one day found
him. the sweat pouring off his brow
and a spade in his hand. Hello,
Frankp he unkindly called. Are you
doing very well digging out postholesT
I'm not was the tart response Of
O'Cennor. who was nothing If not lit
eral. Pm digging out mud and leaving
the holes. ;"
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
EATING Lav.nr on.

Only the very few among us run amy
Erisk in the course of our peregrinations
zaud vicissitudes, Of being invited to
z2sucii objectionable dinners as II was
.>4aIt1see iot Of Bruce, the explorer, to eat.
.:zSti, very nasty feeders as the Abys-
,.sin;aas Of his day are becoming ex-
,zEAfinct, Fancy sitting down to table and
s~anseing the meat walk alive into the
room! That was their custom. And
2E4ey ate It alive, too the brutes!
The wretched OK was tied fast, head
4sand legs, and then, by a delicate in
efSion on both sides Of the backbone,
near the launches. the attendants were
able to strip its skin away. to enable
them to cut slices from the poor ami
&mal again and again without touching
IAN artery. The guests ate the meat
raw and quivering. to the music of the
srOars and believing Of pain Of the OK
e OF which It was part.
This is hideous, and even the least
particular Of men may be excused for
satshirking an experience Of the kind.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
Ol.aaIr Wsanaera.

BsW peaple know what . wonderful
ebfk Q hit OF chalk "a when, exam.
SBGd under microscope. Take your
knife blade ana scrape on a little OF
the loose powder, catch It on a clean
glass slide and place this on the stage
Of a good table microscope. Use d
quarter inch objective lens and Mumi-
nate the aeld with cone OF light from
the concave side Of the reflector. The
powder will be seen to consist Of a
confused mass OF beautiful tiny shells,
many Of them Of the most curious
form.
A better way, however. Is to rub
down q. portion Of chalk with an old
toothbrush in tumbler half. filled with
water. II You desire to prepare seys
eHai slides, rub on about a tedspoOnfuI
Of the powder. Shake the tumbler
hriskly, allow the sediment to settle for
a moment and then carefully pouE OF
the milky looking water.
Repeat this until the water remains
clear, and you will then have left In
the bottom only perfect shells or large
parts Of shells. Take up small pinch
Of this deposit and spread It, carefully
over the center Of glass slide. Dry
over lamp and, II you wish to pre-
serve the slide for future uses mount 1t
In Canada balsam. pressing out the
bubbles Of air beneath the cover glass.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
sure Of = vaaaN.

AS q rule, said prison warden,
man is In Respondent mood during
his first weeks imprisonment. There
are exceptions, however. as this Incl
dent win show.
One Saturday about dinner time !
was suddenly accosted by one Of the
new arrivals who had served the first
week Of his sentence.
Il say" he remarked, ''has q lady
been asking for me ct the CATER
] told him that il he had been want
ed the governor would have sent for
him.
'''Oh, very we'll Keep ceOL" he said.
''This is the Arst time for ten years
I've put In full weeks work, and the
old woman 10 sure to beat the gatp Ter
my wages" ..,,4...>,-,re $500
And with q grin the cheerful one
passed on,-London Answers. a
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
A Certain Duke and an UncertaiH
R0v


A certain duke, while driving from
the station to the park son his estate to
inspect q company Of artillery, observ-
ed ragged urchln keeping pace with
the carriage at his side His grace,
being struck with the cleanliness Of
the lad, asked him where he was go
ing. The lad replied:
ITO the park to see the duke and So
gers"
The duke, feeling interested, stopped
his carriage and opened the door to
the lad. saying he could ride to the
park with him.
The delighted lad, being in ignorance
Of whom he was, kept his grace inter.
ested with quaint remarks till the park
gates were reached.
As the carriage entered twas salut-
ed By the company and guns, where
upon his grace said to the lad:
'Now, can you show me where the
duke is3''
The lad eyed his person all over.
then, looking at the duke, replied quite
seriously:
"Well, dunno, mister. but It's either
you Or mep-Spare Moments.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
A YOUNG LADIES LIFE SAVED.
At Panama, Colombia, by Chamber.
Ialn's Collie, Cholera and iar-
rhoea Remedy.


DR.. Chas. TT. Utter, prominent
physician of Panama, Colombia, in a
recent letter states: "Last March I
had as a patient a young lady sixteen
years Of age, who had very bad at
tack Of dysentry. Everything pre-
scribed for her proved Intellectual and
she was growing worse every hour.
Her parents were sure she would die.
She had become SO weak that she
could not turn over in bed. What to
do at this critical moment was a
study for me, but I thought of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and as last resort
PRESCRIBED it. The most wonderful
result was effected. Within eight
hours she was feeling much better;
inside of three days she was upon
her feet and at the end of one week
was entirely we'll" For sale by j. r.
Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10

Raaah EUran. who waz one &c tiss
eaEaiest rulers OF 1nd1a. 0YeiIAu tiAo
entire east with the exception Of CHI
ma, killed iRnumeFabie sultans' with his
own hand and married. ali their daugh-
ters. 1t is said that when the Chinese
heard Of his triumphant progress and
learned that he had reached their
frontier they became much alarmed.
The emLeror called council OF bis
generals and mandarins. and upon the
advice Of q crafty old mandarin the
following strategem was carried outs
"A large ship was headed with rusty
nails, trees were planted ON the deck,
the vessel was manned by q numerous
crew Of old men and dispatched to the
rajaks capital. When It arrived the
most wonderfui part Of the story is
that It did arFlve-the rajah sent an
officer TO ask how long It had taken the
vessel to make the trip from China.
The Cinnamon answered that they had
all been young men when they set sail
and that on the voyage they had plant.
ed the seeds from which the great trees
had grown. In confederation Of their
story they pointed to the rusty nails
which, they said. had been stout iron
bars as thick as . mans arm when
they started. ''YoH can see" they con-
cluded. shat China must be q very
long distance away"
The rajah was SO much impressed
by these plausible arguments that he
concluded he would not live long
enough to reach China and abandoned
his projected fnYasiofh ss.e.,
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
4roo Reward 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all it's stages, and that is Catarrh
Halls, Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure known to the medical fraternity
Catarrh being a. constitutional disease
requires q constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly uponthe blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroy
ing the foundation of the disease, and Civ
ing the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature in
doing itswork. The proprietors have so
much faith in it's curative powers, that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list of
testimonials.
Address, F. J. CHENNEY & CO., Toledo,
o. w-So1d by Druggists, IS.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
nlcknnannd Hia rttlan.

Charles Dickens had great dimculty
in choosing titles for his various pub
locations. says The Golden Penny. The
following is a list Of no fewer than Il
suggestions given by the author to his
adviser, Foster. for the,sritle of one
book, out Of which, need hardly be add
ed No. was chosen:
!. According to Croeker.
2. Prove It.
8. Stubborn Things.
4. Mr.. Grandgrfnd's Facts.
8. The Grindstone.
6. Hard Times.
Z. Two and Two Are -Four.
8. Something Tangible.
8. Our Hard Headed Friend.
10. Rust and Dust. ~
II. Simple Arithmetic.
~. A Matter of Calculation.
13. A Mere Matter Of Figures.
IA. The Grandgrind Philosophy.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
He Wasn,t neportea.

Shortly after the Chinese exclusion
act was passed the secretary Of state
received q letter from Pennsylvania,
signed by Chinaman. The writer
said that. he had been interested in
this legislation and that he fell within
the conditions Of this act. He had
come to this country under false pre-
lenses, and hence he should be deport-
ed Immediately. The request was so
strange that the secretary of state or.
deFed an Investigation. The agent re-
ported q few days later that the CHI
namans statement about the way In
which he entered this country was coz.
rect and that he should be depofted.
There was. just one drawback to this
programme. however. The Chinaman'
had been convicted Of murder and sen.
fenced TO life Imprisonment, ..syssssrr?
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
HANCOCK.

Mr.. and Mrs. o. C. CaswelI were twin
city visitors this week. going down
Wednesday.
Mrs. Frank Wilcox spent the fore part
of the week at home. Miss Myrtle and
Master Leslie were with her. =
Miss Edna Stewart spent Sunday at the
Wilcox camp.
Mr.. Williams has severed his sconnec-
tons with the Arm of Stebbins & Munro
and win return to Morris. v
4 VIM Rogers has been very i'll again
this week.
Mr.. and, Mrs. Thorpe, Mrs. Wilcox and
Miss Myrtle were Morris visitors Wednes
day.
Messfs. Bert butcher and Clarence
Thorpe with Misses Belle Erickson and
Pearl Odette took in the Toy Show at
Morris Tuesday, night, reporting the best
time they'd had this summer
The w. C TIL. held It's regular meeting
with Mrs. Dickinson on Tuesday after
noon.
The young people enjoyed watermelons
with Emile Wigand Wednesday night.
r. Holten and his stenographer, Marie
Johnson, were over from Belgrade, Mon
day and Tuesday.
Miss Lena Solve returned from Benson
this week and will spend a week at the
Wilcox camp.
Cutting is all done and stacking well
under way. Some thrashing is being
done. Corn and flax viii not give heavy
yields, the drouth doing more damage
there to them than to wheat and oats.
Gardens are poor and beyond the help of
the frequent light rains.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
anaaesa 1l.a Fog.

II is not usual for a5ship on the high
seas to elect TO cast anchor on the deck
Of passing steamer. but that Is what
o four maSted schooner did once in the
Atlantic. The two vessels grazed in
the fog, and the "catted" port anchor
Of the schooner canght in the steamers
deck ''by q Guke" It fastened to an
engineers stateroom In such q manner
as to bar his exit; but, fortunately. the
chain parted just as the room was be-
Ing ripped into fragments. The schoon-
er followed the steamer to it's destinae
ton to recover her anchor.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
h = Ma

~ ttAieo e. tie way h which the
aetA& 0Gsa bUs crews May tel taken
fgen 1ElseH Tei&5s piayihg in ss9Esae.
Sans-G Gene" In the play In question
the washerwoman duchess Is having a
lesson from professor OF dancing.
The business. OF the play requires her
TO be awkward in her. attempts at dane
ing, and the actress Ia awkward de-
lightfuily awkward She has put on a
long riding habit in order to become
accustomed to manipulate. her court
train in the dance and is 90 much trou.
ble0 with Il that finally abe tucka It
over her arm while she Is learning to
take the steps. The train keeps slip
ping OF her arm and has to be perpetu-
ally replaced, and the episode Ii . cause
Of much boistereus amusement
One night IN great English manu-
featuring city she was playing thepart
with even more than her usual veEve
] She was lost u the assumed character
% thoroughly that It was real to her,
and the eg-washefwoman. with her
mind harassed and worried by the try
ing conditions OF her artificial court
life, instinctively returned to the habits
@of her youth. In a moment Of abStrac.
ton, finding the fat con Of stuff across
her arm. she instinctdveiy began to
wiring it Out The response Of the audi
ence was electrical Every woman
and man-who had ever seen. a wash
tub recognized the sincerity Of the ac-
ton. This moment OF creative instinct
was recorded In the actress mind and
has been repeated ever since. COsmo-
pelitan. ~ssNe. .sn.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
a sure cure For DiarrhOea.

Coming, as it does, in the busiest
season, when man can least afford
to lose time, . sure and quick cure
for diarrhOea is very desirable. any
one who has given ita trial will tell
you that the quickest, surest and
most pleasant remedy in use for this
disease is Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
There is no loss of time when it is
used as one ortwo doses Of it will
cure any ordinary attack. Il meyer
fails, not even in the most severe and
dangerous cases. For sale by j. r
Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
WHEELER.

The acme Of comfort and eiegance-M
81. Watson's new carriage.
chas. Vaughn Of Morris was Wheeler
visitor Tuesday.
Conductor Desch and family drove ont
from Morris to spend Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. Z, Gould.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Thoele were Wheeler
callers for short time Sunday.
Miss Maetie, Heating of Donnelly and
M .rys.. n. 3. O'Brien of Minneapolis were
visiting in this vicinity, Thursday.
4. ]. Moore, the Morris implement dealer
was in this locality Wednesday demon
strating the salient points OF Osborne
Machinery.
81 mr.. J. G. Hancock of Benson, F. A. Han
cock, from Sank Centre and a brother from
the East were peranbulating in Theses
regions Sunday and renewing old &C.
Quaintances.
Mr.. Winter of Minneapolis was herevf
Thursday to open up the Winter & Ames
elevator and to initiate Agent Foster into
the mystic realms of wheat purchasing.
Stacking is quite general here this week
while a,few farmers have finished. Con-
siderable shock thrashing will be done
tho now it is retarded by Indictment
weather. Conservative estimates wilt
place the wheat yield below the fifteen
bushel mark.
Our blacksmith has purchased the build-
ing formerly occupied by the Wheeler
Creamery Association and with extensive
alterations and additions will convert it
into a,dwe11ing house. He will also move
It to his own lots on Ward Street.
JENNY RossITY "
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10

4 sslaal EoNrko. the famous Russian
val was . terrible alltOcrAt. ON
q cccaASon an fmpeEsonator OF ceie-
Il LINEN was performing at d thea
ii !. ODESSA. One evening he received
a. Ystarfous message. which read:
" General Gourko." In Russia it
js y..,tter not to inquire into matters
Il i. one dues not understand, and so
s irtist spent an hour in privately
= a~rsonating the autocratic Russian.
( as the evening performance was
y to commence an order Of arrest
. a by Gourko was presented to the
j s,~;'sonatOr, and without explanation
: ms led through the streets to the
"a zahal's palace ana into an apartment
& g the terrible man was seated.
: v tell me that you iunpersonate cef
& ed men," he reared. "Imperson.
!; !pw
ng . hasty hook at Gour4zo, the
!rrs a-mer turned to the mirror to
g up" 1t was an anxious time,
Is e the marshal should take excep-
FL, 10 the representation he had I'M
H. sd power to infiict punishment.
). < iinpersonatoH dragged himself to-
~ 1-f,r and turned to- the marshal a copy
l. own face and overbearing man
3 iourko burst into roar Of laugh
i and the dangerous moment was
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
aeanfnw the C1eclr.

q farmer has an ambitious son, r
years Old, who, being left alone for .
few hours the other day, tried to clean
the clock. he easily got the clock to
pieces, but his difHculty lay In putting
them together again after cleaning.
At this task he was only partly sue
cessful, and upon his fathers return
home he eagerly exclaimed:
Father, I've cleaned the clock and
got enough works left over to make an
other one9" Exchange.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
Extrenes In Iceland.

In Iceland nature seems to have de-
serted all her ordinary operations and
to have worked only In combining the
most terrific extremes which her pow
ers can command. Nor Is she yet ST.
lent. After the lapse Of ages the IRE Of
the volcano still bursts out among the
regions Of eternal snow, and the linz
petuous laundering Of the geysers con.
tfnues to disturb the stiffness Of the
surrounding solitude. ..,...
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
A R,ri, with rnnr Feet.

This little creature, still to be found
-zaaR South America, is a relic Of bygone
smges. 1t Is known as the crested hoatzin,
ss>gg .zzsnd the adult bird is about as big as a
8 "a peacock.
Tue young birds, when hatched, have
sour legs the front pair being reptiHan
lsssa1u character, and have strong claws. AS
i9hey grow older these claws fail of,
hsrssthe legs become fattened, feathers
SO BrCw on them, and they develop into
-.xi wings.
These nestnngs are the nearest ap-
,rs preach to reptile that can be found
~ MHRong birds, and they can climb and
I dive and swim with great facility.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
New Service to ST. Louis via "The
Milwaukee Line.

Commencing Sunday, May 10Th,
the G. NJ. & st. p. will inaugurate
through sleeping car service between
the Twin Cities and st. Louis,
The sleeper will be carried daily
on the train leaving Minneapolis 2 80
q. m. and st. Paul 500 a. m, ar
irving st. Louis z o'clock following
morning.
The route is via G. M. 8 st. r.
Iowa Central and Wabash Rys., max
ing q very direct line passing
through very interesting portion Of
the country.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
ALatt1a 1.t,n Ien,t1.fnl.

A thief in Paris, being chased. by the
police, threw away during his digit
the purse he had stolen and was In q
fair way, after being taken to the pc
lice station, Of being allowed to 60 free
for lack Of sufficient evidence to hold
him when his faithful dog, which he
had trained to fetch and carry, trOtted
into the station, wagging It's tail with
the missing purse In Its mouth. Paris
Journal 80
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
cruahinw . Lawyer,

De Wolfe Hopper was once witness
@asis;aaAsa suit for SANDER, and the opposing
sass eGpsel in the courtroom said:
1T You are an actor, believer ~ ),
- ''Yes," replied Hopper. -.
rs not that a loWS "csaaiiint6fgp
"F don't know, but it's so much better
4 than my fathers that l am rather
rs yAUoud Of It."
What was your fathers calling, may
$50 aek?::
'He was lawyer" said Hopper.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-10
! SONG Tnaniratlon.

- Chambers Journal says the fnspira-,
II dor for Milton Wellings' song "Some
< DAY" came to him while be was wait
*. ling in an agony Of suspense to hear
"a from his wife, rumor having arisen Of
y IAN accident to. a yachting party Of
n eqwnlcA she was a member. Nerveusly
Opening book, his eyes fell on the
b a1aine. "Or are you dead or that you
~ 1--we" which line be incorporated In his
- song,