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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-03-08
DRUGGISTS.
CLARA L. IEADBEATEB. O. o. LkADBkAIAh
L. g. LEADBEATKR. ). LEADBEATEs.
E.S. LEADBEATER & SONS,


E.S. LEADBEATER & SONS,
WHOLEsA LIE AND RETAIL DRUGGISTS
105 aud 107 south Fairfax street.
Dealers In drugs, Chemicals, Patent Medi'
cines, Paintx, OILS, Dye Stuff, Spices, Drug
gists' Fancy Goolb ard Specislties.
Wholesale agents in Northern Virginia 10.
]. @. Ayers Medicines and John Lucas q Co..
Tinted Gloss and Prepared PaiAts, &c.
Manufacturers Of standard Pharmaceutical
preparations.
We have made large additions to our stocA
and are buying leading Proprietary Articles,
Chemicals, &C., direct from the manufacturers.
We are therefore enabled to supply the trade
with all goods usually carried By well-ap-
pointed WHOLESALE DRUG HOUSE at
prices as low as those given by the best houses
in larger cities. All goods forwarded By first
freight or express after receipt Of order.
Promptness is our speciality. We guarantees
the purity Of all drugs furnished. Core
spondence invited.
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INSURANCE AGENCIES.
ALEXANDRIA INSURANCE CO.,
(BEeAN BUSINESS IN 1917

(BEeAN BUSINESS IN 1871
CAPITAL PAID UP IN CASH S57, 900.
Fire, Marine and Plate Glass Insurance.
J. CLINTON SMOOT (of @. @. Smoot & Sons
Co.., President.
LAURENCE STABLER, Secretary.
Directors:-George 8. French, (sec. Alex.
Fert q Chem. Co..; Worth Hulfsh, (of J. F.
Carlin's Sons Co., hardwsre);J I. Burke, (of
Burke & Herbert banker); NJ. B. Harlow,
Real Estate) Saml. H. Lunt, (Besi Estate;
Vim. II. Hellmuth (Hellmuth Bros.).
Office mo 102 south Fairfax street.
During business existence of Twenty-Five
years this company has paid Fine losses
amounting to 1922. 1890. 1t has never
contested o Just claim, but by prompt and
equitable settlement OF Losses has secured the
confidence Of the iDsuri' public The Stock.
holders have received in dividends the sum Of
S98.62f %
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ESTABLISHED IN 1900,
ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE
FOR 1901.

PUBLISHED DAILY AND TRE WEEKLY.
Receives full telegraphic dispatches from all
over the world. Publishes the latest news
especially with reference to this section Of
the State.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-03-08

NXT r. CREIGHTON b CO.,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers In
ORUGs, CHEMICALS, PAINTS, PATENT
MEDICINES, OILS, DYE 5rUFFH,
GARDEN SEEDS, &c.
Garner King and Royal nrssts,
Alexandria, Virginia
Physicians Prescriptions carefully cons
pounded.
Orders will receive prompt attention.
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COAL AND WOOD
BY ELEvATINa THE QUALITY

BY ELEVATINd THE QUALITY
Of our coal we lower the price In economy OF
consumption. Consumers will find that 1t lie
cheaper to use our high grade Lee Coal, chat
has been screened and freed from slate and
stone, than that Of an inferior grade. 1t gives
more heat, less ashes and burns longer than
any other coal, and our prices are rs low a,
any. Coal and Wood under cover.
J. Z. ZIMMERMAN,
Foot OF Queen street Alexandria, Va
Telephone II.
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WARFIELD q HALL
DRUGGISTS.
CORNER PRINCE AND FAIRFAx STE.

Prescriptions spscialty.
English, French, German and Domestic
Toilet Soaps Genuine Fsrina Cologne; Mag
nolia, Hedyosimis, Geranium and Florida
Water; Genuine Lubin'a Extracts; Bpongca
Hair Brushes and Combs best English Tooth
Brushes; q full assortment Of Patent Mcdi'
Lea Coxes Gelatine, Corn Starch, Sea Mva
iarine, Spices Of ali kinds, and q select stock
of sll srtices sold by druggists at prices ~ low
~ the same quality can be obtained elsewhere
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1901-03-08

EOREIGN AND DOMESTIC MIN ERAL
u WATERS.
STAFFORD,
GENEVA LITHTA,
COLUMBIA LITHIA,
BUFFALO LITHIA,
LONDONDERRY LITHIA,
OTrERBURN LIJHlA,
APOLLINARIS,
HUNYADI,
RUBINAT,
VERONICA and TATE EPSON sPRING,
constantly on hand at
WAKEFIELD b HALLS,
Co-~er Prince and Fsirf4r strae,s
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SUBSCRIPTION PRICE,

The TEI-WEKKLY GAZETTE, or country
edition, contains all the news Of interest in
this State, and will be Of especial interest to
AleIandrisns living away from here, bat
who wish to keep up With ibeir homsntwk
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Thomas Jefferson ms a Letter Writer.
Mr.. Jefferson probably wrote more
letters with his own hand than any
other public man that ever lived. The
extent Of his correspondence may be
inferred from the fact that 10000 let
tiers neatly folded and briefed were
preserved by him and found carefully
filed away at the time of his death,
with copies Of the replies sent to more
than 10000. These, however, We're on
ly small portion Of his correspond
ence, as he retained only those he con-
sidered of future usefulness or impor-
lance.
Stenography was not invented at that
time. Every one Of his letters was
written with his own hand and with
great care, although after breaking his
wrist while minister to France it be-
came great labor to him. His pen
manship was small, plain and legible,
every letter being perfectly formed, and
his account books are kept in so small
a hand that many of the pages cannot
be read without magnifying glass.
Jefferson was ambidextrous. He
could write equally we'll with either
hand. When his wrist was broken, he
learned to write with his left hand,
which became as skillful as the other.
1t would have been impossible for him
to have carried on his extensive CORE
spondence without being able to re-
lieve his right hand at dntervals.-Chi-
cago Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
WA RREN.

Will Kalsey of Waitsfeld is soon to
deliver a,lot of Maple logs to George
Bannister to be worked up into can't
dog handles.
Cecil Shattuck is seriously i'll with
bladder difficulty. 1t is thought he
will be obliged TO 60 to hospital.
Nathan Thayer was quite badly
hurt recently by being tho vn from a
sleigh, which laid him up for short
lime but he is better now.
Our winter hangs on like the tooth
ache.
Miss Moore of Waitsfe'd visited her
sister, Mrs. George Greenwood last
week.
George Greenwood is rejoicing over
the birth Of a son.
viii PearsonS is to run the cooper
ative creamery the coming year and
will commence soon.
James Pierce has purchased the
George Greenslet saw mill and butter
box factory.
Parker Slayton e. Co, have been
obliged to close down their saw mil
on acc unit of low water. Their tub
and box factory has also closed, be.
cause no stock can be sawed out al
the saw mill.
George Bannister was in Waits6eld
one day last W, elk on business.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Animals That Bloom.

Anemones. sponges, the sea cucum-
bers and certain other growths which
bloom and apparently behave in all
respects like plants are really animals.
The petals Of the anemone. resem-
bling those of chrysanthemum, are
really tentacles to catch food and put it
into the hollow tube which forms the
stomach, where it Is digested The
sea cucumber has flattened body. 1t
occasionally moves at snaips pace
over the mud or sand, digging its pet
ais, or arms. into the sludge for food.
to obtain which it swallows a fair
proportion of mud. 1t has power to
sting and SO keeps away its enemies
The sea lily so exactly resembles the
common lily that it is difficult to real
ize that it is an animal and belongs to
the startish family. 1t has a stalk two
feet long. with a disk for body. The
tcntacles close round the disk, which
has a mouth, and completes the de-
ceptive likeness. They are the Oldest
form of animal life on earth. and their
fossils are called "stone lilies"
These creatures were believed to be
plants and many people still refuse to
believe otherwise.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Guarding Her Teeth.

1t is easy to misunderstood and easy
to be misunderstood, and sometimes.
happily, 1t is easy to give and to accept
an explanation.
Il did think l would never come to
see you again." said a cousin Of the
prominent society woman who had
come to the country to visit her and
was about to start homeward. ITS
KIND of you to ask me, of course, but
remember that when l was at your
house In the city, two years ago, you
did not seem glad to see me. You were
kind and hospitable Of course, but
remember you did not smile once dur
Ing the entire two weeks Of my stay"
To her establishment, her city cousin
burst into fit of laughter.
Maria" she said, lust before you
came had the misfortune to break the
porcelain crown from one Of my new
front teeth, and as my dentist was out
OF town on his vacation / had to wait
for his return. ! didn't dare to smile
when any one was looking at me, for
fear Of showing the CHASTITY metallic
back to which the porcelain had been
attached. 1t was strain, Maria, but
l was equal to it, and did not want to
have to explain"
And her smile, now without a me-
chanical flaw, REINFORCED the renewed
invitation.-Youth's Companion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
SUBSCRIBERS ATTENTION.

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If you do not care to continue as a sub
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Subscribers outside Of the circuit OF
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Beginning Jan. LIST, 1901, the rate Is
81 so per year and must be paid In
advance.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
The Humorous Primate.

There is a story told of candidate
for the pulpit who was preaching an
eX tempore trial sermon before the
ley.
In his extreme nervousness he be-
gan in stammering way, Il will di-
vide my congregation into two-the
converted and the unconverted."
This proved too much for the pri-
mates sense Of humor, and he ex-
claimed. Il think. sir. as there are only
two Of us. you had better say which is
which" -London Standard.
Sea head is eczema Of the scalp-very
severe sometimes. but it can be cured.
Doan's Ointment. quick and permanent
in it's results. AT any drug store, SO cts.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Divided tho Rem edy.

The Philadelphia Record tells story
of physician Of that city who was
called to see an old Irishman and his
wife. down with colds. He advised
quinine and whisky as an antidote.
"iou must both take it." he said.
stake it every three hours-two grains
of quinine and swallow of whisky"
The next day he called again. The
man was up and about. but his wife
was in bed. did you follow my in
structions" asked the doctor.
ITO the letther." replied the hus-
band.
"lIow much quinine have you left?'
was the next question.
"Sure, Oh t'ink she have taken tn
whole av it." said the man.
"And didn't you take it. tooT asked
the doctor.
"Divil tn bit" was the reply. BE
gorrah, it kept me busy takin tn whis-
ky every tonne she took pill. an sure
she's in bed an Oi'm up"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
NORTHt'IELD.

The firm of Yeti & Burman has
been dissolved. Mr. Yeti will con-
tinue as proprietor of the New York
Bazaar. Mr.. Burman will travel and
peddle.
1t is requested that there be go d
attendance of members at the meet
ing of the choral union this evening.
The rehearsal will begin at o'cl ok
and all singers are invite ed. t is eX
pected that William r. Chapman Of
New York will conduct the rehearsal
on the evening Of March 10Th.
Mrs. Felix LeClair returned Satur-
day from Burlington, where she rer
ceived treatment in the Mary Fletche-
hospital. She is much improved in
health.
Stanley Parsons last week COM
pleted teaching a term Of school at
Morristown and has resumed his
studies at the University.
Edmund Joslin and Miss Bertha
Moore, b tn Of Boston, are guests at
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. JOS
lin.
The competitive system will be used
in the lodge of Good Templsrs during
the coming quarter. The captains
are Fl. r. Dillingham; and N. L. Tho
mas. The present membership of the
lodge is 1909 The list will doubtless
be increased during the next three
months
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Farm For Sale

A farm of 200 acres, on West Hill, situ-
ated two miles from Williamstown: in a
good state of cultivation Cuts 40 tons
of hay. Two houses, two barns and shop
all in comfortable condition, running
water to house and barns. and has never
been known to 1all DIVIDED INTO about
and moving. Nice young orchard and
sugar orchard of 200 trees. Also for sale,
about 10 tons of straw. and sugar tools
Between 30 and 10 good springs on the
property School house sixty rods from
residence A smooth land as any In this
pond. Farm and sugar tools for 3l6oo.
], w. HACON,
WlllIAW1town, W.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
had For the Buslness,

"Yes, had to let him co." replied the
boss barber to the regular customer
when the latter asked an explanation
Of the absence Of his pet barber.
"Why"
"Well, he insisted on raising whisk-
ers."
Raising whiskers? Great Scott!
Isn't this free country, where a man
may raise whiskers II he so chooses"
Eyes, this is free country. and a
man can do pretty much as he likes.
but there's one thing he can't do aud
work for me, and that's it."
"Why do you object"
"For three reasons. The first is that
he was rather cross looking fellow
look crosser In the second place, to
raise whiskers 1t would be necessary
for him to look like Weary Willie
for two or three weeks. In the third
place-and this is reason enough, even
II there were no other-if he should
succeed in raising good looking
beard, he would set an example that
might be followed by some customers.
The result would be that instead Of
getting shaved three or four times a
week. or even every day, they would
content themselves with getting their
whiskers trimmed once fortnight OF
once a week. Such move would seri-
ously affect the cash box and for that
reason Is not to be tolerated.
"How many BARRIERS have you seen
wearing boards? Every barber realizes
the force Of my objection. oh. yes.
every man has constitutional rights
that all should observe, So have H.
st. Louis Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
FARM FOR SALE.

Known as the Chandler Burnham farm
on Whitcher Hill, in the town of Cabot
one and one-half mile from Cabot upper
village, creamery, churches, stores and
high school. District School thirty rods
from house. The farm consists of 1875
acres or more of land divided into pasture
and tillage There are 1000 sugar trees.
one-half of which have not been tapped
plenty of spruce and hemlock to keep
buildings and fences in repair Choice
fruit trees. The farm is in high state of
cultivation. Running water at house and
barn. Buildings are comfortable and
ready fer occupancy. The farm will be
sold to include evaporation, sugar tools
and other implements now on hand
Terms one-half cash balance on mortgage
Possession given as soon as papers are
drawn and recorded. For further infor-
nation apply to
George Wooster,
Marshfieid, VI
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Prof. Avery ; f; En- '; ;;: ;: ::
office on Keith Ave, Friday
and Saturday of each week.
Telephone Connections
Genital Vermont RAILWAY
TIMETABLE
Corrected to January 90, 1901
trains leave Barre Daily, except Sunday,
nc fo11onc.

as follows;
GOING COr-ru
s10AM -MAII, For Boston via Lowell
or Fitchb burg; New York via Springfield and
all New England points. Parior car to Bos-
ton via Lowell
1901 p. M FAST EXPRESS For Boston
via Lowell New YORK via Springfield ana
wa I've" Aonelon' Dull t'ai'oi eai w oos'
'on'
o..v r, h;ILGEfth ~ rhoI n IN I! r..
NoItnneia, Nanaolpn' "H''e Ni'e' June''on
Anu 'No'o''
, W NJ NloH EAfFEoo' Leaves
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
MONTPELIER
AND WELLS RIVER R. R

co,roo.oa - Dot 1000 trains lie We Barre
az folows. Going East, sundays excepted.
~ lo'lo"s' 'o,'s 90 ,."
7.3O AM
Connects at Wells River with A s, y, g,5.s
ton Tr" North and with sa ito Iran M SGaae
R R Also c meets with Accom- odaiion
Train N nth VIA " n,te Moun'anl No.
and with Mail Train south n u wni Riyer nt to
1 pstn sra' pls month concord Manchester
Nashut and Lowe |, arriving In Boston 81
12.45 Pm.
Connects at Well, River sith Expire and
Mail Train North over Pas'nt,ps't U 81 i Eau
c snn n and MKT Express for Pacific Coast
P Me1Is R RS to st Paul. Monrea to chcHgo,
daily excent Sa,ur a,s. Montrea to f Waa
Coast and Tourist Car. 10 RACING oose ,, Teu'
n Ltteion, hiterd Fa1yan,, neAs's ,b
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

A powerful engine cannot be run with
a weak boiler. and We cant keep up the
strain of an active life with a weak
ston h; neither can we stop the human
machine 70 max. repairs. If the stomach
cannot digest enough food to keep the
Dyspepsia Cure should be used. 1t digests
what you eat and t simply can help hut
do you good. kendrick & Co.. Barre,
Wilcox & Gillette Moretown. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Had To CONQUER Or pIs.

Il was just about gone" writes Mrs.
Rosa Richardson, of Laural Springs,N. C.
Il had Consumption so bad that the best
doctors said could not live more than a
month, but began to use DR.. King New
Discovery and was wholly cured by seven
bottles and am now stout and we'll" It's
an unrivaled life-saver in Consumption,
Pneumonia, La Grippe and Bronchitis; in
fallibe for Coughs, Colds. Asthma. Hay
Fever, Group or Whooping Cough Guar
anteed bottles SOC and $1.O0. Trial bottles
free at the Parlor Drug Store. DIV
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Recent experiments show that all classes
of foods may be completely digested by a
preparation called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
which absolutely digest what you eat As
it is the only combination of all the natural
digestants ever devised the demand for it
has become enormous. 1t has never failed
to cure the very worst cases Of indigestion
nd it always gives instant relief. Ken
drlck & Co.. Barre. Wilcox & Gillette
Moretown, vt,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
To be Prepared

For war is the surest way for this nation
to maintain peace. That is the opinion
Of the wisest statesmen. 1t is equally
true. that to be prepared for spring is
the best way to avoid the peculiar dan
gers. of the season. This is lesson null
titudes. are learning, and at this time,
when the blood is sure to be loaded with
impurities and to be weak and sluggish,
the millions begin to take Hoods Sara
parila, which .purifles, enriches and Vital
Ices the blood. expels all disease germs.
creates q good appetite, gives strength
In healthy condition. preventing pnsu.
munia. fevera. and other dangerous d.
seasee which ars liable 70 aksaok weak
sned systeM.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Easy Going JAMS.

Japanese business methods are in the
less important places Of very go as
you please description. At Nagasaki
the other day a foreigner calling at the
branch of one Of the chief shipping
companies found the whole place de-
serted 1t appeared that, the day being
fine, the manager and staff had gone
out on mushroom hunting expedition.
Mushroom hunting is pursuit that ap-
peals to every true Japanese.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

For the weakness ana prostration fol-
lowing grippe there is nothing so prompt
and effective as One Minute Cough Cure.
This preparation is highly endorsed as an
unfailing remedy for all throat and lung
troubles aud its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t was made to cure Quickly.
Kendrick & Co., Barre, Wilcox & Gillette,
MOrttOWn, Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
EAST CALAIS.

EAST CALAIS.
There were about 100 couple at the
ball at North Calais the 22nd.
Twenty members visited South
Woodbury. Lodge from Moscow last
Saturday eve.
Mrs. F. A. Burnham died last Fri.
day night. She leaves father, hus
band and four children to mourn her
loss.
Dean Burnham is reported seriously
i'll,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Working ovevtIn1e.

Eight hour laws are ignored by those
tireless, little workers-Dr. Kings New
Life Pills. Millions are always at work,
night and day, curing indigestion. Bill
iousness. Constipation. Sick Headache
and all Stomach, Liver and Bowel trou-
bles. Easy, pleasant. safe, sure. Only
25c at the Parlor Drug Store DIV
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Some COlOrfnY.

Scribbell-What makes young Pen
ner so blue?
Wright-Oh. he's green at the bust
ness. and he's discovered that his man
uscripts are never read by the editor
Philadelphia Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Too late to cure cold after consump-
ton has fastened its deadly grip on the
lungs. Take DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup while yet there is time .....-..
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

The first Photographic portrait taken
was of a Mrs. Dorothy Draper in 1889
by her brother, Dr. John Draper.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Millions of7people are familiar with De-
Wits Little early Risers and those who
use them find them Ito be famous little
liver pills. Never grippe. Kendrick Il Co,
Barre, Wilcox g. Gillette, Moretown, VI.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Ireland sends annually $4,000 tons Of
eggs, some 64O,O00,OO0 in round mum.
bers, to England alone.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Like bad dollars. all counterfeits OF De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve are worthless.
The original quickly cures piles. sores
and all Skin diseases Kendr'ck & Co..
Barre, Wilcox & Gillette. Moretown. Vt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Diphtheria relieved in twenty minutes.
Almost miraculous. DR.. Thomas Flee
trio Oil. At any drugstore.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26

Humors feed on humors-the sooner
you get rid of them the better-Hood's
Sarsaparilla is the medicine to take.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-26
Missed the Name.

Guest of the Doctors Qate home
from the theater)-Hurry up, old chap,
and let me in.
Absentminded Doctor (who has for
gotten all about his visitor)-Who are
you?
Guest-Mr. Trane.
Doctor--Missed train, have you?
Well, catch the neXt.-London Fun.