New Ulm review., 1901-09-11
HIS START IN LIFE.

HIS START IN LIFE.
.poc" HARTMAN AND HIS WONDER
Full GREASE ERADlcAToR.
With Soap Candles and Bottles OF
Rainwater He Fooled the Public
and Laid the Foundations of q
Substantial Fortune.
Talk about your self made men, =
said an old timer among a party OF
horsemen gathered in one Of the speed
way inns, II don't think any Of 'em
can equal the early experiences of Tim
Hartman, who died in ST. Louis many
years ago, leaving nearly million dol
lars to be fought over by his heirs. He
made his first good sized pile on pat
ent medicines. then he picked up a
great deal more on real estate, and at
last he rounded out with speculation in
Montana copper, but he was known as
Doc Hartman to the time Of his death
by his few intimate friends.
"But the story that I'm going to tell,
and the one which he often told him.
self. concerns his very earliest expert
ences In the accumulation OF money.
Tim Hartman started life with 81. He
kicked around as barefooted boy
and q pretty mean one, too-in little
town In Connecticut until he was 1S
years old, and at that time he had be-
come 80 fresh and so full Of wind and
general cusSedness that his father one
day told him he was no good, never
had been and never would amount to
picayune. The old gentleman, Just
to carry out the bluff, told Tim that he
had good mind to cut him off with
dollar and make him earn his own liv-
ing. Tim Strengthened up and called
the bluff. He told the old man that he
would take the dollar and get out then
and there and hustle for himself. The
old man handed him crisp 81 bill and
told him that he'd be glad to see him
make fortune with 1t.
"The first thing that cuss did was to
go about in few back yards that he
knew Of and gather together q lot of
empty bottles which were Of no use to
anybody. Then, for 10 cents, he bought
a large cake Of kind of white soap
that was then, and still is, on the mar
ket. He melted this soap and, after
borrowing an ancient pair Of candle
molds from an old granny In the neigh
borhood, made two beautiful looking
candles Of soap. He next filed his bot
ties full of choice rainwater Then he
made for himself one of those little
three legged tables like t.l.. chuck-a-
luck and shell game nen use outside
the circus, and struck out on foot for a
county fair that was being held about
40 miles away
when he got there, he put up his lit
tie table outside the grounds, where
the crowd was pretty thick, lighted one
OF his soap candles and began to extol
the virtues Of DR.. Hartman's Famous
Grease Eradicator.' contained In the
bottles set before him.
Now, ladies and gentlemen he
would shout In stentorian but plausi-
BILE voice, this marvellous liquid, so
harmless that it can be drunk with i'm
punity by the smallest infant and yet
so penetrating that it will seek out and
destroy stains and discolorations from
the most refractory substance, was dis
covered by accident by the famous SCI
enlist, DR.. Hartman. the eminent schol-
ar, while he was wandering DER the
wilds of Patagonia. 1t Is colorless, you
q tho for<, -
yet observe the effects of its startling
propertiesv
"At this point Tim would reach for
his soap candle and, inverting It, would
smear lot of the grease over the
sleeve Of his coat.
Now, every one of you knows, la
dies and gentlemen, he would continue,
reaching over and uncorking a bottle
of his rainwater, that there is nothing
so penetrating and ineffaceable as the
grease from candle, and yet it is
stain that we are all likely to suffer al
most every evening of our lives while
toying with that common article Of the
household. the candle. You will OBJ
serve that my sleeve is smeared with
the annoying substance. Behold
Here that country bred fakir would
spill couple of drops Of his rainwater
on the soap and with a rub or two.
would produce beautiful lather. An
other swipe and the soap would have
entirely disappeared from the sleeve.
leaving not trace.
Now, we make this famous eradi-
Gator in such enormous quantities. Tim
would continue, that in order to intro
duce it into every home in this broad
land we will dispense with it at the.
absurdly low price Of cents, nickel
a bottle. Step right up! Step right
upp
Then, when the public was surging
forward to purchase the rainwater,
Tim would pause occasionally to drink
a bottle of it, just to show that it was.
absolutely harmless.
''Well, the stuff went like hot cakes.
When Tins bottles were all exhausted,
he bought more, and when the fair was
aver he went IN another. and onofhoy.