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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
CnnInn,t MInr ~.

A teacher was instructing a class Of in.
fants in the Sunday school and was letting
the children finish her sentences 10 make
she said, but II couldn't" "See." cried
thrchildrcn. "Ithad ears. but |, couldn't "
'Hcar." snid the class. at had lips. but
II couldn't" Speak" said the children.
at had nose. but II couldn't" Wipe
it, shouted the little ones. aud the teacher
bad TO pause in her lcs~son.-London It'd.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
MIRACLES OF TODAY
The Wonderful Stories of Two peo-
pie Saved from Horrible Death

1t probably never occurred before that two people
horribly afflicted in entirely different ways, and living
far apart, were miraculously rescued from the very jaws
of death, by the same means. and almost at the same
time. The stories of George Herniman, of Buffalo, and
Mrs. George w Sharp, of Washington, Kan, read like
the wonders of Divine interference. Let them tell their
experience in their own plain, truthful language:
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

Buffalo, ". ". June ~u-tSpcelan u write 20
tell you how muoh CanSafots Candy Caihaftle
have done Tor ne IN the past year, and. you may
send any OF all Of the people 81 Wcsiefn New York
10 me and use my name Ms strongly as you ~!,hh,
iof I know that they have saved my lie, ! had m
injury 10 my spine and the spinal cord was hurt,
and u course was pafalysrd from the hips down.
The doctors could not move my bowels, saying
that that they would never move again, and one
Of the doetofE-my own tousin--an army surgeon,
said a syringe could not be used on account 81 the
large bone being hfol rn and bad and ihcy. also
Well, thanks 10 God and your candy eathaftie
Caseafeis, ! ut here four years later In my wheel
chair aud write this TO you. can wall if i've
have saved my lie, and. with old Mother Natures
help. arc curing me. ! have used ono ioc. box a
one 10 5000 10 recover al all. aud ! had the best
Of doctors too, all saying the same thing -no hopc.
hut We fooled them all this time.
-gcofro w, uetnimAn, % BOYD ST, Dufiaio, NY,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

"what has become OF your backcr?"
asked the idle person OF Mr.. Barnes
former.
~ guess I worked him too hard" re-
piled that eminent t%ragcdinn. II killed
the goose by pulling his golden leg, as
,he proverb gocs."-indianopolis Jour
nal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

First Artist-Congrutulntc me, old
man. I've just sold my masterpiece to
Banker parvenu for $1,000.
Second Artist-Glad TO hear 1.-THE
miserable skinhint deserves To he
swindlod.--pcarSon's Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
Lite. ssup~ndoss Problems,

Smith-What makes 20 many people
crazy 10 get into society,"
Brown-Well, what maker 40 many other
people crazy ~ Keep them outl-Detroit
Free Press.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
The Literary Maiden.

"You must have discerned my love"
sighed Harold Spooncigh to Beatrice Rilcm.
"for my face ~ as an open page TO YOU"
Huh swectly replied the fair young
is a rejected manuscript" Baltimore
American,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
I 2 8 PAINT

When you paint you want
It, 1 to last; 2 look well; 3
protect your house. Some
paint does /, not 2 or 8
some does 2 awhile, not ! or
3; lead and oil does 2 well, 3
fairly, / badly.
Better have it all; 1 2 3
paint: Devoe ready paint;
the best isn't too good.
Get Devoe of your d%eaierj take moth
Ing less. Pamphlet on painting sent
free II you mention this paper.
GooD-PAINT DEvoE. CHICAGO
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

Friend-Whnt are you selling nowr
Agcnt-liubbcmbright metal polish.
els !, u good thing""
swell. I've secured the whole country
with it."-Wnshington Times.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
Tn. Modern EIop-m-n,.

"Arc you sure there will be no hitch In
our elopcmenti' anxiously asked the beau.
tiful maid.
"iIow could there be n hitch" assured the
ardent lover, "when We arc going in an au.
tomobilei"-Chicago Daily News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
One Of Ills Question.

Tommy-rop, do soldiers ever sleep
on dutyf
Tommy's pop-No. my boy
"Then why do they carry knap'
sscLs?"-p Philadelphia Record.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

Perhaps the man you think b. a fool thinks
you are in the same lass.-Chicngo Daily
News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

An undertaken and a sexton are never ex'
pected 10 ask about the health Of a sick per
son; II looks greedy -Atehison Globe.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

Check Cold s2d Brcnchitis with Hals's
Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure In one minute.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

Washington. Kan, June i-tspoeIsD.--f hs1
constipation 81 the worst nature ior yearsA Mo-
ielno had no effect upon my stomach, and say
stomach was In such a condition from puSg.stvss
that I could not take food, was taken 10 . kse
lital aud my bowels were operated upon Loo Geo
s~iipsiion. ] did not set any better going thrcssA
that terrible opcf alton. Ny bowels ~ua dssa
no action at all - and tho doctors gave NE 81 .
could not eat anything but stale bread snd vssss-
and was n living skeleton. After trying evrsytkAag
else I gave Casearcis q trial. not thinking tAsr
would help me. 80, they did right away. lsen.
GO, out Of bed and ihsi. got 30 ! could 60 80
riding -somcthlng J had not done Tor owe! tAsss
years. Now ] do all my work. Ny friends .base
tell them Caseafets did u, and they ell want thsa-
weighed 90 pounds when commenced tshtag
cssesfeis and now ] weigh 40.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John y. Boyer, Trinity Springs. Ind, Feb.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

No one should wait until such a terrible affection
comes upon hin or her, but use Cascarets always to
keep the bowels and internal organs gently and natur-
ally active. All druggists sell Cascarcts, the sweet, aro-
matte, never-griping candy cathartic, 10c, 25c, 5Oc. a box
y sIsT ;s asyy FREE rOR THE ASKING +: aiH$%.s.:.:s.. .S s:ss ssssassa:
Address STERLING REMEDY co. Chicago and New Y~t. -
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
FOR MOURNING AND PRAYER.
pie Fay Tibet ..omaGe of Love
and Reverence.

Milburn House, Buffalo, n. Y, Sept.
l5.-Presidcnt Roosevelt last night is
ued the following proclamation;
by the President of the United
States.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
To Prevent Dipbtheria
Use Hoxsie'r Group Cure. No nausea. 5octs

Why don't you let folks advise you, They
enjoy t.-Washington lIa.l Democrat.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

A ray doceivcr is never gay lone.-AtehL
son Globe.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are the
brightest, fastest and easiest TO use.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-20
a PROCLAMATION.

"a terrible bereavement has bcfal-
len people. The president OF the
United States has been struck down;
n crime committed not only against
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 3, 1873.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
United States Land Office


Duluth Mimi, Jan. 5, 1901.
Notice is hereby given that in
compliance with the provisions of
the act of Congress of Iune 3. 1873.
entitled Gan act for the sale of tim
Der lands in the States of Califor-
MIA, Oregon, Nevada, and Washing-
ton Territory, as extended to all the
Public Land States by act of Aug
ust 4, 1892,
Charles st. Peter.
OF West Duluth, county of St Louis,
State of Minneeota, has this day
filed in this Office his sworn state
ment No. 5285, for the purchase of
the NEA of NEA and VIZ of NEA
of Section No. 81, in Township No.
81 N. Range No. 18 w, 18th P. NJ, and
will offer proof 10 show that the
land sought is more valuable for
it's timber or stone than for agricul-
tural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before the Reg
lister and Receiver of this office at
Duluth, Mimi, on Tuesday, the 26th
day of March, 1901.
He names as witnesses:
John V: La aphier, of West Duluth.
Louis Faughnan,
Peter Nelson, I" "
John Mcclellan, (" i"
Any and all persons claiming ad-
versely the above-described lands
are requested to file their claims in
this office on orr before said 26th
day of March, 1901.
VIM. E. CULKIN,
Mcdonald & Sharp, Register.
Attys. for Claimants.
ian II mar -
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

THE Ely Times comes on under
new editorial management, 81. b.
Rogers. of Cass Lake, now welding
the pencil and paste brush on that
j lurnal.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
New
YORK
RI
weekly
TRIBUNE

Tribune
agricultural journals following splendid Inducements
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

y BALLOON fitted up with automa-
tic instruments was sent up at Pa
ris recently. The instrument had
risen to the heig ht of 5000 feet, or
over ten and one-half miles. where
the temperature as recorded was
lt;2 degrees below zero.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

4 NEW Celestial has opened a
laundry at Tower, and thrilling
Chinese war is now in progress at
t::;,t point. The war only extends
- price cutting, however, and there
will be no missionary lootinR.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

THE Legislature is displaying
commendable zeal in gettingsdown
to business and curtailing expen-
ses. There is always considerable
delay in getting to work. particu-
larly when there is senatorial
election to stir things up for the
first few weeks, but already more
than two hundred bills have been
introduced and referred to CON-
mittees, and both bodies have been
in general orders" several times,
number of bills having been ad-
vanced to the calendar or passed.
The committee on appropriations
has served formal notice that no
Legislative extravaganza will be
permitted and the committee on
Legislative expenses have put a
final damper on the hopes of all
those who have expensive PROPOSE
tions looking to a draft on the
treasury. Some economic reforms
have been recommended by the
governor and state auditor, looking
to a better and cheaper nlainten-
ance of public institutions, the
chief among them being a central
board of control, which will take
the place Of all local managing
boards, and put all the state insti-
- =
cational, under one system of book
keeping and accounting. This, it
is claimed, would reduce the ad-
ministrative expense by so per cent
and do away with local 1avoritism
in the purchase of supplies. The
plan has it's advocates and its op-
ponents, but the indications seem
to be that it will be adopted.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

THE worlds product of Bessemer
steel in 1892 would have made a COL
lonnade of pillars 20 feet in diamet-
er and 100 feet high. 1872 in num-
Der, extending over three miles 826
on each hand, or d single row over
six miles long. Every working-day
of that year there was produced the
equivalent Of between five and six
such columns, and days work re-
suited in the output of nearly as
much as was the total annual pro-
duct of the great city of Scheffield
at the time of Bessemers inven-
tion. The annual production of
Bessemer steel was, in another
comparison, shown to be the equiv
client of a column 100 feet in diamet-
er, the size of an ordinarily large
gas-holder, and 1854 feet six inches
high-a mile and a third. This
would be sixteen and half times
as high as the cross on the dome of
St. Paul's in London. One twelfth
of its altitude would measure the
production of single month and
would rise to above the height of
the Washington Monument;
single hour would yield pillar of
9 feet in diameter and about 14O feet
high, the altitude of high church
steeple. The work of year would
construct steel wall 5 feet in
thickness, q feet high, and 100
miles long, which would be enough
to enclose an area of about 800
square miles. 3A miles in diameter,
sufficient to inclose London and it's
suburbs in circle radiating over
80 miles from st. Paul's or the
Bank. The foundation of the wall
itself would occupy 60 acres.
The United States enters the new
century with just about this total
production OF steel.-February Gen.
tury.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
PLdY BALL.

Ted Sullivan was up from Super.
lor Monday looking after the pro.
ject of putting a combination ball
team for Virginia and Eveleth into
the new 1901 league now being
formed at the head of the lake, and
every prospect is that we will be in
cluded in the list.
Nr. Sullivan came here at the be-
hest of T.R. Patterson, and received
e eat encouragement from those in
tereSted.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
APPLICATION FOR LICENSE
jan II mar ~
To Sell Intoxicating Liquors

State OF Minnesota, County of St. Louis, city
of Virginia. IS:
70 the Common Council of the city OF Vir-
gimia in the county of St. Louis and state of
Minnesota:
The undersigned. B. F. SMITH,
hereby makes appIicat on for Il license TO be
granted to him to sell Intoxicating liquors
for the period of one year from the 18th day
of February. 1901
The place where the said business is to be
carried on is designated as follows:
Lower floor OF that certain three story brick
building situated on lot y, block q, Chestnut
street, in the city of Virginia, St. Louis Co..
MINI.
Dated at Virginia, Mimi, Feb. 2, 1901.
B. +. SMITH.
Such applicant prays that such license be
granted to him pursuant to the ordinance of
said city of Virginia and the statutes of said
state Of Minnesota, in such case made and
provided.
The above application will come up for
hearing Feb. 13, 1901.
ALBERT f. BICKFORD,
City Recorder
2-8-l5.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
Entered ut the Post-Ofiice at virgins MINI.
as sec0nu class mail matter. r
Terms, - Per Year, in Advance.
Official Paper, City Of Virginia,
SDeei0t KOtace.

Persons wishing news item, change of
''ad." or anything in the line OF locals. in
serted. viii please have same in our Office by
Thursday noon OF each week. if convenient,
as it saves time and trouble for both par1ies.
We reserve the right tc positively refuse
any notice Of whatever nature after 3o'clock
D. m. on Thursday.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
published on Monday, Wed1es-

pUUIlSIIeQ OII INO1IUd31 "C0IIeS-
day and Friday, is a complete
up to date daily newspaper,
three days in tie week, with
all important news Of the other
four days. Profuseiy illus
trated. and filled With interest
ing reading for all who wish to
keep IN close touch with news
Of the nation and world.
r. e q n lar subscription
price, $3.50 per year.
re to secure the best magazines,
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

THE people of Two Harbors agi-
tate..the idea of incorporating as
city: The proper move for an active
town.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

TENNEssEE has passed an anti
cigarette bill. Moonshine is to be
the only inspirational medium per-
mitted in that state. Vi.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

Our in Kansas she is known as az
"Dame Nation" but the joint-keep.
ers invariably err in the .prouuncia-
ton of the first word of her title.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08

THE Canadian government is said
to be taking steps to purchase all
the telegraph and telephone lines
in the dominion. 1t will involve an
outlay of about $25OOOyOOO. about the
cost of a half dozen American battle
ships built for display and the ben
eft of contractors. Local telephone
system- will be leased to the muni-
cipalities.
The Virginia enterprise., 1901-02-08
POPULAR PUBL LICATI0NS-P0PUl AR PRICES

has for nearly sixty years ben
recognized as the Peoples Ma
tional Family Newspaper, for
farmers and villagers I.s
splendid Agricultural Depart
ment. its reliable market re-
ports, recognized authority
throughout the country: its
fashion notes, its Science and
Mechanics Department, It's
fascinating short stories, etc.,
ETC.. render 1t indispensable In
every family. Regular sub.
scription price, 41.O0
Der year.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-07-14
TAILOR MADE SUITS
AT EXACTLY
TEE - L.u-E5u - ER LG1 -.
exactly Of could
week opportunity None reserved
$1,000 Suits Reduced to S 500
SI2.85 Suits Reduced to ........S Gas
SI4.85 Suits Reduced 743
$3.50 Suits Reduced to ..~S 8.25
$3.50 Suits Reduced 9.25
$4,000 Suits Reduced $1,000
$3.50 Suits Reduced to S. rs
S24.85 Suits Reduced Sl243
S27.5O Suits Reduced SI275
$3.50 Suits Reduced SI6.25
An" io 50 on to the finest " $780, which, can no" be '"" S4250

Pylces slashed right and left in
colored shirt waist section.
Here are styles, each containing
about dozen shirt waists
made of Lawns and Madras in
all colors. Waists that sold for
sl.49, $1.75. $198, $2.4SMs on
and 50 IS. Your Hill
choice for.... -" ID ID U
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-07-14
FINE WASH GOODS.

lines radical reductions. Want be perfectly under
stoodome lines reduced Finer goods radical reduc
lions.
Big of ACC and soc SILK Warp Mouenes lace GEn
stripe, satin stripe and Cords go Sgo
Lot 75c Silk Stripe Grenadines and Crepon Mousenes Enc
black and colors. Reduced GUU
Lot OF soc Six stripe and embroidered dots OR
1870. ..
All soc and SOC Imported Dress Swisses white and linen
colored grounds with black and colored dots. or
About so piece yards Satin Stripe Lawns blue
lavender grounds with white nsertings Regular e.
quality Per Yard. W
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07

Algeria has four zones in which Pc
troleum occurs. One of them is 125
miles long.
Africa now grows 100000 bushels
Of wheat a year, thus beating Aus
tralia, which produces 35,OOO,000 only.
There were II coal and 137 gold min
ing companies carrying on business IN
the Transvaal before the war broke
out.
Africa contains 12, ,497 miles of rail-
ways, of which more than 5000 miles
are in British territory and prOtec-
torates, besides something over 1000
miles in Egypt. over 1900 miles are in
French dominions, 1000 in the Trans
vaal, 736 in Natal. and a little less than
600 in the Orange colony. Various
new enterprises are projected in South
Africa.
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
nanneh Herse1f I'm Public.

A strange story comes from China
of the public suicide of a Chinese wom-
an at Foo Chow. She resolved on the
deed after the death of her husband
and informed the public of her inten-
ton. The taotai endeavored to pre-
vent her, and on account of tyPhoon
and floods the suicide was twice post
poned, but all efforts failed to divert
the woman from her purpose, and, be-
decked in her finest clothes, she pub
Iicly hanged herself on platform be-
fore which stood several hundred spec
Il tors
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07

-l,mlia of North Carolina. is
BE- city,
r..r,fe Francis, Of Baltimorei
,,5g cIyy several days last week
/ r.o Fl. White has returned
Z. r.r ~ Jersey where he has been
business.
7. ~ A Pledger Of Georgia, is in
.. 5y 4" He will leave for his home
evening.
g,orbe Washington, ofBOston,
'' 9.,f,Irng her sister Miss Sarah
. p s,,r,or - I523 Pierce Place, north
-.-, -s,1-vr.. not return TO Boston
/ ,f,rrbe Christmas holiday.
,-,iys love ideaiizes-that is,
#-.,IIorss the ideal Of the loI ed
1 Ga-0 indeed, The absorption in
#4,ss1 complete that the outer
mistakenly supposed TO be
-l.s. whit. thus opening the way
-r,s and bitter disappolntments.
- ladies' Home Journal.
u,n.}GIIion Dollar Poem. II is
sI.5rbatThe Absent-Minded Beg
I b, RudyarC KiDliug, has real
n various ways about S4S5,OOo
r. families Of the British soldiers
have sf,ughtin South African. or
wbat more than $4,000 for each
/ 4-December Ladies Home Journal
and Mrs. Charles Lancaster,
sDarset. southwest, dined a num-
f,he.r friends on Thanksgiving.
-g those present were Misses
Clarke and Lena Johnson,
4 Ware. Grandmother of Mr.. Rich
|Wsr-. Mrs.. Addison, Mrs. TOlbert.
ysrW G. Martin, Mr.. w. NJ. Will
q Nr Richard Ware, Mr.. Joseph
Mr.. Vernon Tolbcrtand Messrs.
laal and Taylor.
be uenue Was elaborate, splendid
;red, and most heartily enjoyed.
dinner Mr.. Taylor and Misses
,rsal Johnson rendered several
-nrnla. and vocal selections. AS
and hostess Mr.. and Mrs. Lancas.
aye few equals.
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
5N5 lIl Comments

5ss who read an article in the
.o.A lo1rna. last Sunday COM
pa ,a1 opinion Of Thomas Mel
age defining the attitude Of the
'o white toward the southern
aO-.l a.- commItan unp4rdouable
y, s. u 'Aey were to accept the ar
'D5 SO Proaouncedly laws be-
b5.ng a defendant from the
't A.asiuuus slave holding
'-7 plea entered by Mr.. Page
'oi the least aston,sbme5t
.o-.1 We expect more from A
.a-, ooTn aud bred in the
'a-sa' 10 worship at the shrine
.l lggaTdless of sense, duty
,.. 10 say that the educated
a., -''. 70 menace u the gov-
'-' Is aN false as the motive
9 .ys2ons.ble for such an as.
'"s Republic believes in
4. ,'.... s.... qua would not wilfuIIy give
r.-. .-. .7e's that which would be
r,-.s .-. 10 her welfare. No. we
s. h. r.'. ..ot not agree with Mr.. Page,
g.r 2''s' tina, education for
,-.-- ---I failure. no growth in
.0-1rocy 10 consider the
reasonably" Letus rather
r... '-1 reverse, all that the ne
,- ,., .s'ses to-day, has come
,-~. worlds graudest intel.
ag pc, T. NE las, effort in quest
locoatend that slavery
s.s.- -..-1 Tor good and that the
as. 5.5,aied by tins condition
dow ,he truth has re.
an. as. for We can conceive
s-.. '.aEery where its Inau-
>1' OF moral purity. moi
f-.'a..y.' Mr.. PAGE
10 attack the statisti.
accuracy TO he impos-
'''' moments of Mr.. Geo
congressional career are
~, ,'.g4 ,.g when the attention j,
.7.- mat famous speech he
sr,- ,-e .oor of the House
lis N 's-'. 30 manly were hi,
.-. - .ae defence of his race
5 hin '-..1s We're forced to an
q Hrs '"oagh this is fair sb W
5c5~,.,~ ,~- southern friend. Mr.
Ia. s. Red au error when he ',t at
q And .I.A VI .A., advance to the ne
.1.-4 4tha..y. and as The onI,
a of f~~a,.on for the Who'll,
4 BE- eaaca,lon. the negr,
r .rr1- a1->4, the great eJe
Be +, ,'' I, o.. morality and dutv
ar ....1 no Established IN these III, fba
Ia. ..... .s To be on this eroun,
r5.. Tile White, he can neve
4 a->,1o oA any other groEnd
srsac' efaa. Of The VIII te i
cgh-'..''. '.' yuuithen he is no
F. ,a.r-..5 e race, but a law O
4 raa> ,-.AaI and inexoraIble-
,asrs,,-'e ,, OF fail according I,
stso, 30 deClar.s E.,
''~e. That the negro i
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
WATCH One Had Been FooIfshF

Jacks father and mother were hay-
ing a very heated discussion at the
table one day. They entirely forgot
him, and, as the argument waXed
fercer, he looked from one to the
other with real concern on his chub-
bv face. Presently, during a lull, he
cleared the air by asking, pointedly:
Papa, did you marry mamma, or
did mamma marry you?'-Brooklyn
Life
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
It's an IL wind that blows the doctor

It's an IL wind that blows the doctor
good
Some people who buy spring lamb
have the wool pulled over their eyes.
The rate at which some people live is
only regulated by the question Of how
much credit they can get.
Here is a coin," said the collector,
shat l am sure is valuable, but it L.
so old and worn that l cannot tell just
what it is" Cant make head or tail
of il. eh?" remarked the man who
wasn't much interested in antiquities.
--Philadelphis Record.
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
hlLalh. lsy A..spL -rom Men Prlends

|he only gifts which a young girl
accep, .rom her men friends are
aeIs, 5oa50as, books Of music-un-
OF course, she receives some
, OF Tea. value, senti in the way of
There are endless variations and
O.AaiioEs these things possible,
be selection Is U0tas restricted as
pay appeaT-December Ladies
b Journal
The Washington bee., 1901-12-07
me testimonial Age.

D-up Clerk-This remedy has cured
ten congressman, eight senators, SIX
prima donnas-
Customer-Hold on, young fellow. ]
amt none of them. Just lay that aside
and show me something that has cured
a few common peoPle.-Chicago Daily
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