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The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
OUR BUDGET OF HUMQR
LAUoHTER.PRoVoklNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

4 Solemn waruing-They Are Wei Laid
A Proposal and Acceptance-Produc
tions OF Belgium A DepoEed Ruler
Vehicles of Expression, Etc, Etc.
It doesn't do 70 grow too fond
Of any quite decided blond;
You might. perchance, find out, as dh,
That marriage makes them more decided
No beauty's deeper than the skim
Though that be pearly, il within
The minds incapable Of hexion
Life soon takes on a warm complexion.
Chicago Times Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Her Belief.

"Your husband seems to be making
n large and unique collection Of
books" remarked the caller, looking
with interest at the costly array Of
rare volumes on the library shelves.
yes" replied Mrs. Gaswell, with
well-bred Indifference. u believe be
becomes more bibulous every day he
lives. Chicago Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
PaYchologlcnI.

"Do you believe in the power Of
mind over matter?' asked the mystical
man.
NO" answered the practical friend,
81 believe in the power of matter over
mind. 1 have known dull, insensa'e
tack hammer, by one swift rap on the
thumb, to make a man say things that
he had not thought Of for years"
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
New styles in Hats.

All the new hats are shallow at the
back and stand out n good deal in
front, but toques will be very fashion
able, and the black velvet picture hat
OF moderate size is certain to be popu-
lar Panne is also used for toques and
for bows in straw and crlnoline hats.
All bows, whether Of silk or velvet
are stiffened by tho edges being
stitched in many rows, and frequently
the stitching is in a different color.
such as heliotrope or pale blue on vio-
let, amber or pink, or white on black,
but the color is Invariably repeated be-
meath the brim. either in flowers or in
choux of silk or chiffon.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Not Forgotten.

She-"I do believe that you forgot
this was our wedding days third an
niversary."
He-"Indeed, I didn't. I lust met
the second Of the notes I negotiated TO
buy the furniture when we were mar
ried. d."-Indianapolis Press.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
The Rush.

"The curse OF this country" re-
marked the somber man, "ls the wild
rush for riches"
THAT'S right" answered the busy
friend. every time 1 see a dollar
want. it seems to me there are half
a dozen people reaching after it."
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
A Preference.

whats the use of toiling over n
desk trying to accumulate 4 little
money!" inquired young Mr.. Happigo
Because 1 want to be secure against
want" answered the serious friend.
But you will soon be bent with
care"
Possibly. But I'd rather be !
*Lan broke"
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
ohIlrntinns Discharged

Mrs Buggins-"I did something 70.
day that I've been screwing up my
courage to do for n long tint. l paN
that odious Mrs. Biones a call I've
owed for long time.
Mr.. Buggins--"I can sympathlze with
you, my dear. paid the odious Mr..
Bjones n bill I've owed just as long"
philadelphia Record.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
A Deposed Ruler.

Spudds-"How do you like your new
cOokT
Henpeck -"Oh, fne my wife isn't
boss Of the establishment any longcrP
- Detroit Free Press.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Her Clever Reiection.

"What did you do when that horrid
Mr.. Waxcm proposed to you?"
''He proposed by letter, and sim
ply returned the proposal after writing
aaross the face OF the envelope,
Opened by mistake and then signed
my name to Cleveland Plain Deal
Nv
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Rest Nnr ths RoMels.

No matter what ails you, headache to
cancer. you will never get we'll until your
bowels are put right. CAsoAEETs help
nature, cure you without grippe or PAIN,
produce easy natural movements, cost you
Just 10 cents to start getting your health
back CAscARETs Candy Cathartic, tne
genuine, put up in metal boxes, every tap,
let has O.C.C. stamped on it, Beware OF
limitations.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
A Prono.nl aud Aceentanee.

Hc-"I want you to take me serious
~"
She--"Ill take you any way you
like" ."-Boston Courier.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
nonfness cnnnot no cureA

by local applications, as they cnnnot reach tne
diseased portion of the ear There IS only one
way 70 cure deafness, and that rs by Qonsuiu-
tional remedies Deafness ia caused by an IN
famed condition OF the mucous lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. Whom this tube gets IN
famed you have rumblIng sound or lnllperii % per
Deafness is the result. and unless the inhain-
nation can be taken out and this tube re,
stored to its normal condition, hearing WI. VII Oo o
destroyed forever Nine cases ouV 3l ~ i, ~ ~
caused by oatarrh, which is nothing Du1ah IN
famed condition of the muoQus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars LOT any
case Of Deafness (caused by catarrhl bhht yali
not be cured by Halls Oaarrh Cufe' D0hN
for circulars, free. rs q
Sold by, Druggists 15c ho.+
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
They Arc Wen Ind.

"What do you think Of the plans for
that gigantic corner in eggsT
- think they are well lald."-Cleye'
land Plaindealer.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Timnlv AnnllcnIinn

Mrs. Watson-"Did l understand you
to say that you were going to club
dinner to-nlght?"
Mr. Watson-"Yes."
Mrs. Watson-"I have got to have
$40 this morning to buy Ethel a new
coat."-Louisviile Journal.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
vehicles OF Expression.

"Is he a hack writer?
mo- answered Miss Cayenne, "his
style is too mechanical Tor that
should say he was more Of an automo
bile. Washington Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
prodnctlnns I'D Belgium.

Teacher-"What are the Belgians
noted for, Williep
Willie-"Hares anil blocks, ma'am."
-Yonkers Statesman.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

II your druggist cannot supply you, send
as 3I.oo and we will express bottle to you,
all charges prepaid. BE sure and give us
your nearest express Office.
]. c. AVER Co., Lowell, Mass.
Send for our beautiful illustrated book on
The Hair Free.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Up to 1880 France had only private
high schools for girls Now there are
40 lyceums supported by the state
and 28 bY cities.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

A twentieth of Scotland's area is
forest land, seven-tenths is mountain,
heath and lake, and only one-quarter
cultivated land.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

PUTNAM FADELEss DYE produces the
fastest and brightest colors OF any known dyo
stuff. Sold by all druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Care of the Ringer Nails.

The ugliest hands can be improved
IL a little careful attention is given to
the nails. The pairing Of them is i'm
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

There is not much show for Hawaii
for statehood. The registered vote for
the islands is only II 900.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

A law in Boston permits residents to
keep street musicians 300 feet from
their houses
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

The Central Labor Union in Indian
apolis forbids its members to become
candidates for political office.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

OF the 1,12O, 900 deaths in Germany in
1899, 10000 were caused by consump-
tiOn.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Indigestion is a bad companion. Get
rid Of It by chewing a bar OF Adams Pep
sin Tutti Frutti after each meal.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

In Bohemia 63 mobiles own the bulk
of the country. None Of their estates
are less than 10000 acres.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

In a hurricane blowing at so miles an
hour the pressure on each square foot
of surface is 81 IL pounds.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever is bottle Of GROVES TAsTKLEss
CHILL Tonic. II is simply iron and qunine In
a tasteess form. No cure-no pay. Price oOc.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Kansas City, Kan, is out. for a
United States mint.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
To Oure ; cod In Ono

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QuNtSE TABLETS. All
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure.
X. w GROVES signature A. on ench box. 25c.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

you WANT THEM TO PAY THEIR
OWN WAY
even II you merely keep them as diversion. in or
der to handle Fowls iudiciously, you must know
something about them. To meet this want are
selling book giving tho experience (AoH,r 9EM
OF a practical poultry raiE0r Tor NVltAy GO0a
twenty-five years. IL was written by man who put
all his mind, and time, and money 70 making a sue
cess OF Chicken Taisng-nOt asa pastime Uut as
buslness--and II you will proht by bis twenty-hye
years work, you can save maHy Chicks annually
ana make your Fowls dollars for you The
point s that you must be able TO detect trouble In
the Poultry Yard a soon as Il appears, and know
how to remedy IL, This book viii teach you.
1t tells how 70 detect and disease to feed for
eggs and also for attening; which fowls TO save for
breeding purposes; and everything, indeed, you
should know on this subject TO make II profitable
Sent postpaid Tor twenty-five cents In stamps
Book Publishing House
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

The deaf mute is the man who wants
q little hear below.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
book PuhlIshIng House
Ial LEONARD ST.. n. Y. CITY.

DKOPS Z aaisE rsst isTS s1S cur cures soTss sSsS
casa BoOA Of testmonals and 10 days Treatment
Free. DR., n. H. GREEN SONS. Box B. Atlanta. O.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall'a Family PIlls arc the best.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

One dollar a bottle.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-06
ROOSEVELT TO CONGRESS
Sends His First Annual Message to the Senate
and House of Representatives.
MAKES RECOMMENDATIONS ON IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

Eulog Mckinley and Advocates Stern Measures
Legislation Along Lines of Pub-
Ecty-Favors Government Construction of Irrigation Works
Urges sthmian Canal and Laying of Pa
cific Cable-Asks Legislation for the Colonies and
Reciprocity for Cuba-Wou1d Exclude Chinese.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-12-06

Ne increase fl the regular army n
deemed necessary az this tina. hut fhere
are several changes fn that brsnch on the
gorernme1t service which the rresfdcnf
reccmm1nds 10 congress. Chief OF theEn
iE the zstabiishnent 81 q star departrnerE
and O. this be says
a EsnsTal stan should - created As
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
NORTHERN CENTRAL TRAIN DERAILED
Engineer and a Ticket Agent Killed and Twenty Pas
 sengers Injured

Newark, N. Y. August 29.-The accom- mediation train leaving Sodus Point over the Northern Central railroad and which arrives in this village at 6 o'clock was de- rallied tonight at Fairville. ten miles north of here. Engineer William Meagher of Sodus Point was killed. twenty-eight persons were injured, two of whom, Howard Tubbs, ticket agent at Lake shore and Libby Ford will die.
 The train was running at nearly 40 miles an hour. Approaching the station at Fairville there Is curve and gravel pit For some unknown reason the engine jumped the track while passing the gray el pit. The train load of 150 passengers was thrown into the ditch and the en- zine and all the cars were wrecked. Help was quickly summoned from the neigh boring houses and all the assistance pos sible was rendered. Word was sent to Sodus Point and Newark for physicians and a special containing five doctors left Newark at 6.45 o'clock Uuon its arrival the Newark passengers were placed aboard and hastened to Newark Five were sent to Rochester hospital.
 Rev. pr. Burges. one of the injured, was for twenty years pastor of the Park Presbyterian church at Newark He ia 73 years of age, and it is doubtful wheth- CT he will recover. His right leg is broken and he Is badly scalded. Mrs. Burges is also among the seriously injured.
 Howard Tubbs, the ticket agent at So- dus Point, who was on the engine with Engineer William Meagher. was badly scalded and otherwise injured. He died shortly before Il o'clock on the hospital train at Newark
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
HoEY IS ARRAieNEp.
Witness Named Webb Tells How the
 Scheme Was Worked.

Nogales, Ariz., August 2s-william Hoey. formerly of Muncie, Ind, United States collector of customs at this place. was arraigned today before United States Commissioner George on information that he had fraudulently conspired to admit Chinese into this country from Mexico. The principal witness was George w. Webb
 q talked with Hoey," said Webb. "about Chinaman named How, and he proposed to go in with him. I said that How had promised me s10 head. Hoey said all right, and told How he had fixed it with them to use the letter A on the certificates of those who had paid the fee and that was to let such Chinamen go, but was to arrest all others.
 The examination will be continued to- morrow.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
HAS DESTROYED NEARLY ALL
 THE COLOMBIAN GUERRILAS

New York. August 29.-The Associated Press has received the following dis patch, dated Bogota. August 24, from a Colombian official of high rank:
 General Pedro D. Ospino, acting minis- ter of war, who has prepared an excellent and extensive plan of campaign, confirms the report that within the last fifteen days he had destroyed nearly all of the Colombian guerrilas
 ''The government of Columbia has maintained strict neutrality regarding Ecuador and Venezuela, notwithstanding the fact that the governments of the said countries have upheld and effectively aided the rebels of Colombia, thus pro-
 Recently, the revolutionary chiefs of Colombia have met on the frontier of Columbia, using the munitions of war &C., cumulated by the government of Venez- uela on her frontiers.
 "A party of Venezuelans surrounded near Cucuta are about to return bir country They are commanded by Ram gel Garbiras
 "T'he position taken by the govern ment of Colombia Is one of peace and neutrality. These are fundamental can mons in her foreign policy. The frontiers of Colombia are sufficiently defended. Colombia feels certain that she can main tain her rights and repeal whatever for eign invasion that may offer"
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
BOSSIE FRANCIS ELUDES PURSUERS Posse Now Has BIoodhounds and Will Keep Up the
 Chase

Kansas City. Mo-, August 29.-"Bossie" Francis, the murderer of Miss Mary Hen derson at Columbus. Mo-, on Tuesday evening, has thus far eluded his pursuers, and tonight the large posse that has been searching for him partially disbanded. discouraged over the failure of their ef- forts after having been, as they supposed, at the point of capturing the negro. A pack of bloodhounds was obtained today from Manhattan, Kan, and taken to the Hyatt farm, the scene of the murder. They found the trail cf Francis readily, and followed 1t straight to the coal mine at Blackwater, owned by negro, John Hardin, whose wife is an aunt of Fran cis The posse, composed of 200 men, felt sure that Francis was hidden in the mine shaft. but as he was known to have two pistols none of the men ventured to go down. Finally A. ". Rice, owner of the bloodhounds, entered the mine, taking the dogs with him, but failed to find Francis after a thorough search.
 Late this afternoon Deputy Sheriff Tenn pie of Warrensburg, called a council of the posse and after discussing the situ- ation, the men decided to disperse for the night, leaving a few of their number to guard important points. The search will be continued tomorrow by a larger num- Der of men. Charles w. Hyatt, broteh- in-law of the murdered girl. will offer a reward for the arrest or body of Francis, and this is expected to stimulate the eff forts of the volunteers
 The three negroes taken to Warrensburg suspected of having aided Francis in his flight, are in no danger, the town being entirely quiet.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
MISSIONARY PRIESTS.
Convention at Winchester, Tenr., Or
 qanized a Permanent Body.

Chattanooga, Tenn, August 29.-The convention of missionary priests to on-Catholics, which has been in ses- sion at Winchester, Tenn, today, or ganized permanent body, to meet at the call of the executive committee. This convention marks the beginning of systematic missionary effort on the part of the Catholic Church in this country. Some of the brightest minds of the church attended this conven- ton. Among the matters considered today were: "On the Relation of a Catholic Mission to a Non-Catholic Mission" by Rev. Peter H. McClean of the Diocese of Hartford, Conn; 'The Personal Work of the Mission ary" was discussed by Rev. Francis Doherty, s. P. nev A. P. Doyle made a plea for funds to extend the. work of the Missionary Union in the South.
 The work of the church among the negroes of the South was discussed by Bishop Byrne of Nashville and Bishop Allen of Mobile. They spoke hope fully of this work.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
WEATHER BUREAU OFFICIALS
Given Banquet by Milwaukee Citizens. Distinguished Visitors Present.

Milwaukee, Wis, August 29.-The weather bureau officials of the United States were banaueted at the Hotel Pfeister by the citizens of Milwaukee tonight. The chief speaker was Sec retary of Agriculture Wilson, who re- sponded to the toast, What Science Is Doing for the American Farmer" Secretary " .ison said it was the work of the Agricultural Department to make this country independent of all others; that weather bureau of the United SLates would soon be put around the world and that the time was rapidly nearing when the United States would supply all of it's wants independently in the line of growing teas, tobacco, sugar and everything else which We have to import partially.
 Prof. Willis l.. Moore responded to the toast, "The United States Weather Bureau" He said the United States government spends more for scientific research than any other country in the world and that no people get such return from the service as this gov ernment gets.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
GAR OVERTURNED
 ON THE RIO GRANDE
Mother Superior of Colorado kilIed-PuIIman Conductor
 and Catholic Sister Hurt

Durango, Colo, August 29.-By the turning over of a Pullman car on a Rio Grande train today, near Chama, New Mexico, Mother Baptiste of Denver, mother superior of Colorado, was killed and Sister Mary Nora and Harley Mc- Coy, also of Denver, and Pullman Con- dustor W. H. Whans were injured. The railroad men and passengers are unable to explain why the car turned over, as the time was slow. the track in good condi- ton and there was no breakage before the accident.
 Mother Baptiste was thrown across the aisle and half way through an open win dow, her head and shoulders being dragged between the side of the car and the ties. She was dead before any one could areach her. Sister Mary Nora Is se- riously hurt internally. Harley Mccoy s arm slipped through the window and his hand was ground off at the wrist. Con- ductor Whans' hip was crushed and ne was internally injured.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
NATIONAL LETTER CARRIERS.
Advance Guard of officers and Dele
 gates Arrive In Chattanooga.

Chattanooga, Tenn. August Ss.-The ad- vance guard of the officers and delegates of the National Letter Carriers Asso- citation has arrived for the national con- vention which assemblies here next Mon day.
 The auditing committee of the National association, composed of John F. Lally, Omaha, Neb.; c. B. Ingalls, Oswego. N. Y.. and James P. Langdon. Pittsburg, Pa, is in session here auditing the accounts of the association. National secretary. Edward J. Cantweil of Washington. has arrived and other national officers will come tomorrow
 It is estimated that the attendance will reach 120O The board of trustees of the Mutual Benefit association will hold 8 meeting tomorrow. .
 Already spirited contest is on among three cities to secure the next convention, Minneapolis. Denver and Pittsburg. Sew erai questions of national legislation, af- fecting letter carriers will be acted upon at this meeting.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
COLOMBIAN MINISTER
 HOPES TO PRESERVE PEACE

Colon, Colombia. August s.-Dr Luis Carlos Rico, Colombian minister to Vene- zuela, before his departure for Bogota of ficially assured Senor velez. Governor of Cartagena, that he was going to inform his government with reference to the sit- uation between Venezuela and Colombia. He expressed the opinion that peace would be preserved by and between both nations and that the existing difficulties would be overcome.
 The Colombian official newspaper in Cartagena declares that the entire prov ince of Pachira, Venezuela, touching Co- lombia, near Maracaibo, is in the power of the Venezuelan insurgent leader, Gen. Rangol Garbrias It asserts also that the Colombian General, Gonzales Valencia, until recently Colombian Minister of War. Is now on the frontier with no less than 10000 Colombian troops, dispersed in the province of Santander and maintaining the sovereignty of Colombia there.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
FLOW MAKERS IN CHICAGO.
Thirty of the Leading Manufacturers
 Discuss Consolidation.

Chicago, August 2s.-Nearly thirty blow manufacturers of the United States were in session here today discussing plans for a consolidation of all the blow interests in the country. After the meeting 1t was announced that the proposed consolidation was practically surs thing from present prospects. and that about s50,oO00oo would be represented in the organization when it should be completed. The New York Guarantee and Trust Company has made a proposition to the blow manufacturers to engineer the deal. and a large majority of them, 1t is said. have signified a will ingness to enter the combine.
 The recent rise of 10 per cent in the
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
General Feeling Against Any Disruption of Relations
 With Venezuela
OFFICIALS FEEL CONF|DEET
Minister of War Says That Within the Past Few Lays Nearly All the
 GuerriIas Have Been Discharged.

Washington, August 29.-Mail informa- tion received at the Colombian legation here continues encouraging, according to the officials there. and encourages them to hope that peaceful conditions will ob- tain.
 A letter bearing date of Quito, Ecuador, August ', says there is a general feel- ing in that country against any disrup- tion of the friendly relations with Co., lombia, and that strict neutrality will be observed between the latter country and Venezuela.
 Information received at the legation by way of Port of Spain. Trinidad. is to the effect that Dr. Garbiras, the Venezuelan revolutfonist, who was reported defeated by the forces of that government, con- tinues in arms against the authorities and is a source of considerable trouble to the officials of Venezuela.
The age-herald., 1901-08-30
FRATERNAL CONGRESS.
Election of Officers Occurred During
 the Afternoon Session.

Detroit, August 29.-In view of the fact that many of the delegates to the Fra ternal Congress. now in session here. de- sired to leave for home this afternoon. the election of officers was made the special order of business for the afternoon ses- sion. The following were elected:
 President-W. A. Warner, Topeka, Kan, representing the Knights and Ladies of Security.
 Vice President-Joseph s. Langfitt, Plttsburg, supreme regent of the Royal Arcanum-
 Secretary-M. w. Sackett of Meadville. Pa, reelected.
 Denver was chosen as the next place of meeting.
 The committee on statutory legislation reported a recommendation that a uni- form bill be amended so as to require all death benefit paying fraternal ana benefit societies that may be hereafter organized, to provide rates not less than the mortality table in the bill. which. after July 1, 1905, is also to apply to all other fraternal benefit societies now do- ing business. The recommendation fur ther provides that the uniform bill shall make such provision as will enable each society to determine for itself a plan that will conform to the requirements of the mortality table adopted by the congress Judge Johnson of Peabody Kan, repre- senting the Modern Woodmen of Ameri- ca talked for an hour and a half against a change in the rate intimating strongly that is such a change was made tho Woodmen might withdraw from the con- RreaS