The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-10-18
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: Social Corner.
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- 49,
Miss leila Emerson is visiting her sis
ter in Dominion City.
Mrs. Chas. Cavalier returned from,
very pleasant visit with her sister in
Winnipeg, Saturday.
DR.. and Mrs. Falcon are home again
after the Doctors trip to Inkster. Mrs.
Falcons little niece accompanied them
for short visit.
TRY to keep my eyes and ears open to
keep tab on what is going on but if
something happens that folks would be
interested in, and don't hear it and you
don't tell me, how can write it upl
The Epworth League chapter spent a
very enjoyable evening with Mr.. and
Mrs Chas. Full on Monday evening last.
After the usual routine business had been
dispensed with, the evening was pleasant
ly spent in games and refreshments.
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Last week l told your how many
children there were in space of little
over.two blocks on one certain street
in town. Would it surprise you to
know there are three organs and twenty
pianos on that same street? There are
anyhow. It's quite musical street,
everything considered.
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Judge Kneeshaw left for Minneapolis
Wednesday accompanied by his son
Gordon and little Kate. Gordon and
Kate will go on to Paris, Ontario, where
Mrs. Kneeshaw is visiting. Gordon will
visit the Pan-American exposition and
on his return will stop in Minneapolis
where he will take course in the bust
ness college. Mrs. Kneeshaw and Kate
are expected home the last of this
month.
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heard good one on Lots wife the
other day. The story runs that as she
was journeying along from Sodom Mrs
Lot turned around to look. "She's
turning to rubber" said one of the party.
"Tll fool them" said Mrs. Lot, and
she turned to salt. l could not help
thinking at the time heard it that there
are lot of people in this world that
could serve better turn" by turning
to salt instead of rubber" It's too bad
that the habit fastens itself so on some
people. Get your neck back into its
normal position and be happier.
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Evidently the secretary of the Left On
The Shelf Society lost the minutes of the
last regular meeting, as the following
was picked up on the street Wednesday:
morning. One wouldn't have to be told
they are studying shakespear from The
language this is couched in. .'Is
'ScENE-Same old place.. -.>;~'--'
T1ME-Third day of the week.
DRAMAT1s PERsoNE.
MoRAN1o Queen of Denmark. =
TowNsENDUM-Daug of the late,
and niece of the present queen.
CHENEYAT-Friend to Townsendum.
Goddesses, Villianesses, Telephone Mes
congresses and other attendants.
AeTs-l3th chapter, 18th verse.
MoRAN1o-By all the goddesses of
luck and fate
Inow beseech this meeting-tell me
how,
By what chance, adverse thus,
our members came?
Thirteen! We goddesses twas
better DEATH
TowN-Let wise consideration rather
voice thy mood.
Thou wise Moranio. our guardian an
| gel, think of our great mission
Ours to dig and delve,
| To find the secrets OF the
/ Great Hamleteons!
CHEN-Thy sentiments are just
not ours to dwell
Upon paltry thing like members
i or WnereaC we meet.
To ravel out the skein of
Great Hamleteons-
So let US dig.
ATrENDANTs-'Tis we'll. So let us
dig with one accord
To find the secrets of the
Great Hamleteons!
| ExEUNT-Entire company to meet
where they deem it mete to meet"
Wouldn't that almost jolt you?
RITA.
Astounded The Editor.
Editor S. A. Brown, of Bennetsville,
S. c., was once. immensely surprised.
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