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The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07
FABLES
BY GEORGE ABE. oA~ NA~ ~

Bauties of Cooperation. We will compel
them to eat Humble Pie and get into the
Band Wagon on our Terms"
1T looks Good" said the Burglar "and
1 suppose it will be sufficiently Illegal to
make it Enjoyable"
1.-THE Legality of the Deal cuts no Fig
ure so long as we are not Landed" said
the Organizer. There will be a Cracker
jack Lawyer, employed by the Year,
whose one Duty it will be to keep the
Directors out of Jail If there is any
Hue and Cry against the Monopoly, we
can get some one with white Side-Whisk-
ers to be Interviewed, and he will ex-
plain why it will be better for the People
to have their Houses entered by the
Representative of a large and carefully
managed Corporation"
"This will certainly be Lavender for
those who get in on the Ground Floor,
said the Burglar But why are you,
without any Private Interest as Porch
Climber or any Experience in picking
Locks, so eager to promote tins
Scheme?''
1T will be a Stock Company, and for
my Services in getting you together IN
this benevolent Combination / will graz
off two-thirds of the Shares" replied the
Organizer. 81 am learning that the High
Guy these days is not the Producer. The
real Patsy is the one who calls for a
Jack Pot and then takes charge of the
Kitty. You go out and tell all your Com
petitors to get into Line. need the
Stuff"
And another Industrial Alliance was
kept out of the Newspapers.
MORAL: Everything is Velvet to those
who take no Chances.
THE MODERN FABLE OF WOMAN >
TRUE FRIEND AND THE HOFb
Full ANTIQUE.
One Day a Beauty Doctor sat IN her
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07
KRIsKEETIKs-THB TWO FACE
Used to Throw Naughty Boys in
His Ear and Run Away with Them

A Pawnee Indian Bogieman who
Used to Throw Naughty Boys in
His Ear and Run Away with Them
MANY people have heard old Two-face
go along kicking the ground" began the
aged Lawuree. He was talking more di-
rectiy to little Kateet, for Kateet had been
unruly, and Lawuree thought It best that
he be told the tale OF the Kiriskeetlks, Old
Two-faee.
The other papooses gathered closer
about the pickering FIRE in the center
OF the lodge. TAXA ceased telling his
brother where the beaver traps were set
and both edged closer. for Grandfather
Lawuree was a well known story teller,
ana all wished to hear the story Of Two
face, the four-eyed one. Even the squaws
ceased their beading while the story pro
crossed.
when he kicked the ground with one
foot bells used 10 ring and an owl boot
cd woo-wOO." resumed Lswuree, as he
pushed q stick further into the fire and
the flckering light ~ up the round, seri-
Gus face Of little Kateet. And wnen
he kicked the other II seemed as II q
buffalo bull was there, snortlng 'wough,
an ready 10 charge on his enemy"
"At another step a chickadee was heard,
ana 81 other timef when he moved al
kinds d animals cried out. Very much 20
be- heard was Kiriskeetiks.
"Onca young brave who thought
himself strong, was far from the village
ana alone. when be met the Ririakeeukr
Ha caught him ana held him fast ana
threw ibs brave Into one " his ears
q wo-face'H ears" l.awufnf made graphic
mOflOne showing how the decd was done,
ana fba children Fszo1 Ni1e-eyed win
ffsf. HlIin eafe uafe ~ large that fac1
could bold three men"
oglnskeefihs a PsNnee for fopr-eye1T
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07
The InstaIIment Plan.
From the New York Press.

From the New YORK fress.
Poor Mrs. HeaIy has paid the last In
stalment OF IS on account of the burial
Of her son. and now may breathe freer.
She has lived in horrible fear lest failure
to meet each instalment would cause the
undertaken to exhume the boys body ana
sell II for old junk, or at least sell the
coffin In order to reimburse himself for
the expenses Of the funeral. There ls
something inexpressibly sad about bury
ing a loved one on the instalment plan,
yet / am informed that many poor folk
are obliged TO do II. AS a rule under-
takers lose nothing. Behind the promise
TO pay there 10 something stronger than
honor But Mr.. Undertaken Is Ny enough
to limit the payments 10 q period within
which the memory OF the departed 10
likely 10 remain green. His most danger
Gus customers are widows who marry
again and forget.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07

Copyrighted 1901 by Robert Howard Rus
sell.
One Night a Schemer who was learn
ing how TO get the Coin without investing
anything on his own Hook, was awakened
by a Noise in his Bed-Chamber. He peek
ed out over the Coverlet and saw Pro-
fessional Burglar trying in vain to find
something valuable.
You are on cold Lay" said the re-
cumbent Man to the Robber. The Asses
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07

for she knew that she was a chippery
Bird of Paradise
MORAL: The only Ones who need
Patching are those WHO Think they
need it.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE DAYS
WORK AND THE MORNING AFTER.
One Morning a Rounder sat on the
Edge of his Bed and wondered IL there
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07

bulldogs and terriers have doubled "a
price since the Madison square show
ended. Like any other society fad the
fashion in does varies. aud as society
has decreea ibia year that ban pups
ana terriers are in style. therefore thoas
breeds are The only ONES 20 hf consider
- ~ any mcuibef 81 ths Nv 90 those
who would Aks ~ be,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-04-07

Pink Reception Room hppinE Wat ~.
refsmbiea her LlfhoEraphf. 1907 iNte ~,
81 4 Dollar esery flule fbs took ful
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
lCARlANS AND
ENGLAND TODAY

This afternoon, at Makiki, the lear
ians will play Association football
against an English eleven. The game
commences at p. m., and the lineup
viii be as follows:
II. NJ. S. Icarus-Goal, Stead; backs,
Ross, Stone; halves, Thorp, Stiles, An
gus; forwards, Mcdonald, Hicks,
Milne, Jandron, Pitcher.
England-Goal, Parish; backs, Don
aid Ross, Soper; halves, Harvey,
Blarkman (captain). Stokes; forwards,
Morse, Irvine, Dawes, Lansdale Chur-
ton.
when the ship was here last year
the sailors defeated England, Az. Last
saturday they succumbed TO the
Scotch team, 81. When here before
they defeated Scotland by two goals TO
one.
The sailors will have been benefited
by their game last week, and will un-
doubtedly put up hard fight against
the Britishers, who have several wea
spots in their team.
On Saturday afternoon the Icarians
Will oppose the league at Makiki.
On Saturday evening President A.
NJ. Smith, of Oahu College will enter
tain the track team at dinner at the
Moana Hotel. The banquet is being
SiNI4A do a main Vi appreciation OF the
meritorious work done by the boys In
the athletic meeting against Kameha-
meha last Saturday.
The Male lima Athletic Club held
its monthly meeting In the new club
house on kaahumanu street last night,
over twenty members being present
1t was decided to try and arrange a
mile relay race with Oahu College, to
be run at kapiolani PARK, in about
three weeks time. Punahou is said to
De willing to enter a team in such a
race II 1t is run within a month.
Baseball practice will commence next
Monday evening on the parade ground.
IL was moved and carried that the
secretary be instructed to communf-
cate with the managers of the various
locai athieuc organizations ana or the
annette departments of the schools.
colleges and Young Mems Christian
Association for the purpose of calling
convention to consider the advisa-
plity OF atf1liating with the Amateur
AthIetc Association of America in an
endeaVor to extend the rules of the
association to this Territory.
The Male lima team to plav aeairst
he Business Men ON Saturday night
t'r the championship of the city, Is
as follows: "
Guards, r. D. King, ]. Clark; center
" y tight: forwards. ]. F. Wright. r,
oIar1 Substitutes, E. r. Allen, E. ".
Richi rdson, George Clark, E. p. Hat
field
W. King will umpire for the club.
Otto Aberndt. s. F. Rice and w, F.
Bush we're elected new members.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
Shipping Notes.

The Ventura sails for San Francisco
about noon today
The schooner Ethel Zane arrived
from the Coast yesterday morning.
The transport Kintuck sailed for
Martha yesterday evening.
TIE Occidental and Oriental steam
shin lie Is due from San Francisco
on Sat day
The TX Antiope, from oyster Har-
Dor, W coal. is in port. Captain
Murray is her commander
The Sonoma, from San Francisco. Is
expected here this morning. She will
bri"g three days later news and nail.
The American schooner Mary F. Eos
ter Captain Thomson. arrived from
San Francisco yesterday with a large
general cargo.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
UP TO M'cANDLEss.
Board of Health Condemns Public
Property.

The Board of Health inspected the law
stories connected with the Judiciary
,, Easiding yesterday afternoon in accord
4nns with the resolution introduced in
the Senate in the forenoon by Senator
Carter, and also upon the suggestion of
Caty Sanitary officer Hemingway, and
eOasdemned them as unfit for use, and a
menace TO public health. A resolution
was introduced by DR.. Cooper calling for
sbeir condemnation and requesting the
Superintendent of Public Works to at
tend TO them Immediately and place them
In q sanitary condition.
The Sanitary Officers report was as
solloYs:
would recommend that the Board
visit and condemn as a nuisance and
dangerous to the public health the lava
tory situated just mauka of the morgue.
This Is situated on Government land and
Is under the charge of the Public Works
Department. Several verbal requests
snd orders have been given the Superin-
eendent of this Department to put this
place in sanitary condition, but no at
senfion has apparently been paid to
them. AS the offender In this case Is a
department of the Government 1t has
seen impossible to make use OF the
usual remedy Of prosecution. The con-
etnuance of such a nuisance on Govern
Useat property is q disgrace.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
ARRIVED AT HONOLULU.

Tuesday, April 2.
OySter Harbor with coal.
Wednesday, April 3.
O. S. s. Ventura, Hayward, from sgd
ary. Auckland and Page Pago.
Am, schr Ethel Zane, Hullistrom, e
aREE from Port Gamble.
AIo4 .schr. Mary h. Foster. Thompson,
81 days from San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

The inportations per steamship ven-
sura were 500 head of frozen mutton.
10 hass of onions. $50 cases general
yFaTchsu6ise. cases TOYS 20 cases
wine. 2 oases curios, and As packages
Il merchandise.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

The Alaskan. of the American-Ha-
vaiian Steamship Company, viii be
launched at the Union Iron Works on
the 18th Instant. She will be the larg-
est and best boat of the company.s
feet.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
DIED.

DIED.
MKIBBIN-At Makawao, Maui, April g.
DR.. Robert McKibbin, aged 20 years.
BRUNDAGE-In Honolulu, April Sd,
the infant daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
n. w. Brundage, aged 2 months 10
days.
HINES-In Winston, Queensland, New
South Wales, on February oath, Miss
E. E. Hines.
Miss Hines lived for many years
In these Islands, and was a sister of
Mrs. Ernest Kopke
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

DIAMOND HEAD SIGNAL STATION,
AyeEl B. 10 p. m.-.Weather, clear; wind,
ssulag, E. 1a.A
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

Session Sales-Morning Session-Five
McBryde, assessable, IS; 10 Waialua, $116-
25 Afternoon Session-Five Olaa. assess
able. s4.75.
Between Boards-Thirty-fiv Waialua,
s1165o; Is Waialua, SIG; rs IL. S. N. Co.,
800.
Dividend-Pacific Sugar Mill, per cent.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

SAILED FROM HONOLULU.
Wednesday, April z.
Z s. A T. Kintuck, for Manila
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

FeEg moon on the Sd at ESQ p. m.
Times OF the tide are taken from the
Untta5 States Coast and Geodetic Sur
veg taN3sA.
FAs tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
ahsGt nne hour earlier than at Honolulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours 80
asazutss slower than Greenwich time, be-
sna that of the meridian of 157 degrees 80
Eanutes The time whistle blows at 1870
D m, which Ia the same as Greenwich, 0
hoays Q minutes. Sun and moon are for
Gscal time 7er the whole group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

DUE TODAY.
o. s. 8 Sonoma, from San Francisco
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

TO SAIL TODAY.
o s, S. Ventura. for San Francisco,
at noon.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

NEWLY furnished rooms; mosquito
proof; electric lights, etc. Apply to
Mrs. Hammer, corner Beretania and
Emma streets. 1921
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
By the Government Survey, Published
Every Monday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.

FIVE-ROOM cottage on Kinau street.
Inquire this office 1922
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

THE premises on the northeast corner
of Lunalilo and Piikoi streets; cleo
trio lights; hot and cold water APP
ply on premises. 5S2I
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

AN ELEGANTLY furnished roomine
house, centrally located I'm the heart
of the city. on the car line. Terms
easy. For particulars. apply to r. s.
Peachy Il Co, Campbell block, next
to Bishop & Co. sS1s
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

A. GARTENBERG'S fine residence
property in Kapiolani Park on the
beach. Address P o. Box 225. 5s1I
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
Capital Val Bid ASK
NAME OF STOCE

honolulu, April 8, 1901.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

aaesmetsr corrected to 50 F. and sea
ssysi, ana for standard gravity of Lat. 4s.
EA2s correction IL -.06 for Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04
lIEI RAILWAY ( LIND u
TlAe TABLE

EglgG and site ian I. 900
OUTWARD.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-04-04

.. r. DENIsON, F. c. SMITH,
1y,perintendent. g. p. & 7. A.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
TWO MINERS .ESCUED.
Two Men I: Spring Hill Col!iery Refuse to 60
Withcu. Par.aer.

Halifax, y. s.. June 9.-Thc two min
ci3 cntombcd in the Oh Albcrtin mine
At Spring iii! coliicTy, Friday, were
rescued alive. today. Nj the time Of
the accident FIVE men were employed
clearing out an old slope.
At about o'clock Friday, two of tile
men had worked their way up a steep
cross cut for the purpose OF taking
out a battery so that the stone and
debris would slide down the slope.
They were far out Of the hearing Of
the other three men.
y Few minutes later fall of thoua-
ands ~ tons o: stone occurred which
rolled down t.r incline completely
blocking The slope for nearly 800 feet
and almost cntumbinE the three m"n
below who cXtraicatcd themselves win
difficulty.
\ gang If co men went to work to
rescue their COMRADES whose tap tcp
conveyed the news that They wcrr
s;ill alive. An opening was gained from
4 new direction and the men wee
reached after Sc hours very much cN-
hauated and chilled by cold ana damp.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
MAJOR ". n. DAILY
Commits Suicide at Piiisburg. by Shooting in
the Right Temple.

Pit,sbUr-. J,Inc ?.-Major w. II.
DAILY. St;rLcon general on the staff Of
!.i"ut. Gc.rcral Miles in Porto Rico.
committed suicide at his house here.
today. BY shooting himself in the right
t,mplo.
II body Of TIE doctor was found in
TIE bathroom NV Miss Mary Short, the
lousci<ccpcr lying IN a pool Of blood
with Il :s-caiibrc revolver lying on the
fiocr Dr Foster. who was summoned
at once found The bullet hole in the
temple ana announced that death had
taken place several hours before. Miss
Short then remembered hearing 2
sharp report at about 40 a. NJ. but
thought it was the quick closing Of a
window.
No cause is known ror D.. Days
him to temporary insanity. For some
time past he has been unable to sleep
regularly and it is thought that aftCr
u SlecnlcSS night be concluded to end
oil. The doctor was {. widowci and had
no immediate family. He was 50 years
OF age and for many years had been
prominent in medical circles He gain
Cd international prominence during the
Cuban war, as it was his report to the
commanding general OF the army that
started the "cmba lined beef" invcstiga-
ton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
IN THICK OF WRECK.
Engineer Loncrgan Jumps at Proper Moment
and Escapes.

Elmira. y. Y. June 9.-The remains
Of the Elmiva Railroad mon killed in
the wreck on the Lackawanna Rail
road at Nestal. n. ". were brought
here, tonight. John Loncrgan. the
engineer Of the second engine of the
Wild Cat train, says ne noticed the
train ahead and thought it was NOV
ing.
The air to the brakes had to be ar-
piled from the head engine. but when
this was done. Loncrgan. seeing that
it was too late to avoid a collision,
jumped from his engine and landed in
pool of water in a ditch at the foot
of the embankment.
A second later he saw Il flash which
was followed by n terrific report and
for time he lay partly stunned.
AS soon as he sufficiently recovered.
he assisted in the work of rescue until
he collapsed. one of his shoes was
torn from his foot and a nail from the
shoe driven into the foot. He was
deaf for a time and examination dis
closed that one of his car drums had
been broken.
Elmer Polhamus. one of the dead.
was a nephew of Conductor Polhamus
and Henry Polhamus was a son of the
conductor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
The CONSERVATIVES
Can Find Plenty to Which 10 Charge Defeat | y
the Cubans

Havana. June 4-Thc Conservative
members of tho constitutional cunvcn-
ton are absolutely confident. tonight,
that the Plat amendment will hc ac-
Ccptcd ard that several Radicals will
join with :hc l. delegates who have
heretofore voted in favor OF accept
anCe.
The last fow days seem to have
brought about decided change in the
attitude of delegates who had been bit
terly arraigninc the Washington gov
eminent for rejecting the convention
interpretations Of the amendment.
The strong pressure from the outside
brought to bear upon the convention
to finish its business and to place the
country on a settled basis has had an
excellent effect un0n the Radicals. in
ducing them to accept the inevitable.
The convention Will meet in secret
session. tomorrow. IT is expected that
several days viii clapsc before vote
is taken.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
THE ASSYRlAN
Bids Fair to Be Total Loss. Aided by
Heavy Weather.

st. Johns. y. F.. June 1.-The outlook
for the Lcyland steamer Assyrian
which is ashore Off Cape Race is less
favorable. \ south wind is blowing. to-
night, q dense fog increasing and ii is
feared that the vessel will be broken
up, Steamers lying near the wreck had
to make for the oiiing. today, fearing
damage. The coast folk, however. kept
on loading their sISiffs until shutdown.
when they ceased for the night.
Divers have been unloading the fore
holds and taking out all the cargo. The
wrecking tug Petrol has arrived on the
scene and is making arrangements to
fix pumps in an endeavor to float the
liner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
THEY SPLIT EVEN.
Bangor, 3; Lowell, z. and Lowell. ~; Bangor.
4. at lowell, Saturday.

Lowell. June S.-I.owell and Bangor
played a double-hcader. today. at Noun
tam kock grove. five miles from the city,
as the fair grounds were in use for bfcy-
Gle races. and the clubs split even.
In the first game Bangor won In the
NINTH practically through the error of
Regain liz kissing a fly TO right field
The score was to 0 in Lowclls favor
at the opening of the ninth. Errors by
Mclaughlin and Pitcher Gildea allowed
SpoOner and Hayward to get on bases.
Hits by Drscoll and Nelson advanced
both men, although Hayward was put
out on second base.
Leslie's hit brought in Spooner, and
then Jope flied to right field Regain
should have held it. but his muff let in
another run. Two men were already out,
and as ii happened, the side was immo-
diately after retired.
The second game was of only five inn
ings, as Manager Burnham acknow lodged
defeat and hustled his men off the Eeld
to catch a train.
Bacon. a Bowdon College graduate.
pitched for Lowell and did finely. while
Smith, for Bangor, was pounded badly,
so that the score stood II to l. The score:
First game:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1901-06-10
Other Games. Saturday.

At Buffalo-Cornell. 6: Carlisle, s.
At Andover-Andovcr, .; Exeter. =
At Princeton-Princcton, Is: Yale. j.
At BTistol-Waterbury. :; Br's oil. l..
At Amherst-WcslCyan i; Amherst 0.
At Providence-Hoiy Cross 8: Brown o.
At Observation-Disclosures ;: Union g.
AT ACKNOWLEDGMENT. 4: Hartford. :.
At bridSe-liarvard, II; Penn sylvia
mia, 3.
At West Point-7th Reg. :: West
Point. >.
At South Berwick Somersworth, 1G.
Berwick. 8.
az inninEs).
At Norwich-Derby. :; Norwich. >. Sec
ond game, Derby. s; Norwich. !.
At New u-i:ridccport. s: New
London. >. Second game, New London,
g.; bridgeport. ..
At Rockland- Rockland 16: Camden. &.
Eockland wins III. Knox and Waldo II 81
school championship.