New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-03-12
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Henry Austin Adams formerly an assistant min
lister OF Trinity Church. in this city. but now
Roman Catholic. declared the other day in Chi
cago: Il that the only real. citizenship is
in the Catholic Church. I not only challenge any
minister. but l challenge any OF the mammoth brains
of the University of Chicago. any of the diettante
whpper snapper students or professors OF the Uni
versity OF Chicago Z debate on any subject they
want TO choose, as 1T reverts back to the Catholic
Church and l viii talk them Off their feet. so help
me >iod''
Because John is extremely ndolent in school, Dire
Things are predicted of him.
.. You will grow up it is predicted. specifically.
Ito he Charming Conversationalist!''
John o enters s0siety and to the pEofound
You see" he explains. observing the General
PerpIexity Il studied Comic Sections and Spelling
by the light or the moon after the rest of the
This is confidently thought to show the Fatuitv
of estimating Character by Superficial Appearances.
-(Detroit Journal
Or. Kuhn, the military surgeon in German South
Africa, has inoculated large number of
Europeans there against malaria. NEGOTIATIONS are
still being made and the white population of the
colony evidently believes in the virtue of these pre-
ventive measures
Mr.. Blnks-Who has been here?
Mrs. Blinks-No
Mr.. Blinks-Huh! Who's been smoking those
cigars you gave me last Christmas?
turned up too high. that's all-(New-York Weekly
Mrs Upton, in Our Early Presidents" says that
It the original intention of Thomas Jeffer-
son to inaugurate the regime of Republican sim
plicity" without pomp and display. She adds:
Mr.. jefferson himself, like Washington. was fond
of horses handsome equipages and handsome
dress. despite what has been said of his Repub-
1can simplicity. He may have ridden horseback
up 10 tine Capitol for his Inauguration as goes the
myth. but he meant to have fine coach and four
for the occason-onIy Jacky Eppes did not get to
WASHINGTON with N He
times have been carelessly attired. but often he
flashed out. in conemporaneous record. In his white
coat scarlet breeches and vest and white silk hose
fit TO figure Watteau fan"
How are you getting along actor?" asked
the old time acquaintance.
Dunno said the prizefghter. ''You see Gull I
amt played no one night stands yet, where de
tore the write up comes out."(Indiana polls Press
John G. schafer. of Wichita Kan has brought
suit against the Evangelical Lutheran Church. OF
that city. lie declares that he bought and paid
for a burial lot In the cemetery owned by this
church organization. and that he buried his wife
there Recently his daughter died and her last re-
guest that she be buried by the side of her
mother. bat when the arrangements being
made the Lutheran officials denied the use of the
cemetery on the ground that the girl had not
been a member OF their church. The girl was
buried elsewhere. and the father asks for 5000
damages
Senator Vest is older than his years: in fact as
we'll as i'll appearance. He is III and Respondent
and refuses take n cheerful view OF life Never
theless his mind is of the brightest in the Sen
ate One day he sank into his chair saying TO his
reghbor. Il old man, and Ill never get
piled his neighbor: brace up and Soul be an
righ.. Look at Morrill, over there; he's nearly
ninety. and is spry man of forty Nor
ril! Morrill, said Vest. Hes for eternity
They'll have 10 shoot him the day OF judgment"
-(tIarper's Weekly.
A Kansas pastor prayed: God bless our country
Great Britain. but naturally the thoughts his
congregation turned TO the saloon smasher Mrs. |
Carrie Nation
A Pathetic Bereavement: Miss Sinear-I saw In |
the paper that there is 20 be entertainment for
Musical Orphanage!" Pray. what may must |
cal orphan be?
Mr. kentell-I can't say positively YOU know |
But Ina CINE II must be child deprived of its /
native air.-Harpers Bazaar