Mesa free press., 1901-01-11

black draughts, but up-to-date, sci
entific, harmless, palatable, potent
Cascarets Candy Cathartic. Druggists
10c, 25c, SOC.
Stuck To His Role.
NO. said the actor, VINO enlisted
ir the army, when asked to lead {
night attack mo, | cannot do it.
am matinee hero
The traditions of the stage must b.
observed with rigorous exactitude.
Garfield Tea
Is a wonderful preparation composed
of herbs that act on the liver perman
emily curing constipation.
That Egg Corner.
What do you think of the plans fol
that gigantic corner, in eggs?"
81 think they are we'll laid. .''-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Best Prescription for Malaria.
Chills and fever is a bottle of Groves taste
less Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and QUINN
in tasteless form. No cure-no pay, Price 5o
Last Treatment.
Druggist.-I hear you have giveI
old Skinner up.
Physician-Yes; l turned the case
over to a bill collector.
Hoitt's School.
Hoitt's school (for boys), Menlo Park
Cal, has more students and is in bet
ter condition than ever. Spring tern
begins January 7th, 1901. Send for cat
alogue. Ira G. Hoitt, Phi. D., Principal
Best Man.
little Willie-FaDa, who is he bes'
man at a wedding?
Mr.. Hennypeck-The best man Is
the chap who sees the other fellow
get the worst of it, my SOn.-Smar1
Set.
DON'T GET FoOr SORE, GET FOOT
E EASE.
A powder. At this season your fee
feel swollen, nervous and uncomfort'
able. If you have smarting feet OF
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease. L
rests and comforts; makes walking
easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet
blisters and callous spots. ReIeVes
corns and bunions of all pain and is
certain cure for Chiiblains, Sweating
Damp or Frosted feet. We have over
10000 testimonials. Don't get footsore
get Foot-Ease. Try it today. Sold by
ali druggists and shoe stores for 25c
Trial package Free. Address, Allen 5
Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Z.
Aa The Other Fellow Saw 1t.
Jack-What reason have you fol
wanting to marry Miss Willing?
Toni love her.
Jack-Pshaw! That's no reason;
that's an excuse.
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we
ever used for all affections of the
throat and slungs.-Wm. 0. Endsley
Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
The alacrity with which Harvard
students are marrying chorus girls
arouses an apprehension that there
won't be- enough to go around.-Sar
Francisco Post.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Al
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure
e. w. Groves signature is on each box. Zoe
indianapolis Press.-(Weary Wat
kins) They is nuttin' like keeping
your mout' shut to get the reputation
of a wise man.
(Hungry Higgins.) Suppose some
body was offering you booze an ice
'cream?"
In Garfield Tea
We have a combination OF simple
HERBS that has given the world It's
greatest blood purifier.
Chicago Record.-"Why do you &c
back to the tailor who cheated your
why, 1 don't think he'd have the
nerve to cheat me again."
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children during the teethine
period.
Funnybiz-Biffer is a fugitive from
justice.
Eezymark-No.
Funnybiz-Ye Yes-the gas collector
has been after him for two weeks
Ohio State Journal.
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they canno
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is blood
or constitutional disease, ,and in order to cure il
you must take internal remedies. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucuOus surfaces. Halls
Catarfh Cure is not quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years. and is a regular prescrip
ton. 1t is composed of the best tonics known
cdmbined with the best blood purifiers, acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
com bination of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing Ca
tarrh Send for testimonials, free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Halls Family Pill are the best.
Found Gold in a Goose.
Vancouver, B. c., Dec. 31.-A mild
sensation has been caused in New
Westminster by the discovery OF