Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-08-22
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BARON'S STORY
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We called him "AIr Smith" but we
all knew that he was a baron. When
he was i'll, his thirst for sympathy
made him unusually effusive. called
on him every evening. once, a few
days before his death, he detained me
until daybreak He was full of pathos
and sad humor. and he told me much
Of his past life. He was apparently
ashamed Of this mood Of his and vainly
struggling against it. AT last he raised
himself from his pillow. with a gesture
Of despair. saying:
Its no use trying 10 be strong and
manly and SO forth and so on when the
machine is all out of gear. We old folk
are like babies We want people 10 cud-
die rs, to sigh over US. We are hungry
for attention"
l musr add that with all his laxative
ness and sentimentality and in spite of
his sincere aversion to being addressed
as baron there was something in his
bearing and manner of speaking which
kept reminding one that he was
baron after all.
The story of Countess NJ. who
brought him to New York. where he
was to cease being a German without
becoming an American" as lie put it. is
one OF the episodes | heard from him
that night.
Her father. a Polish nobleman in re-
duced circumstances. settled in Ger
many when Herr Schmidt" was a
sublieutenant. The young mans regi-
ment was stationed in a humdrum.
out of the way town, and the advent of
the countess (she was a young widow
made a stir.
"She was pretty That goes without
saying" he said. with the wistful look
which scarcely ever left his peaked
sallow face during that week but by
telling you this | tell you nothing for
her real power over me was something
which married her good looks rather
than enhanced them. She had queer
way of avoiding to meet your glance
when she spoke 10 You which did not
become her At first | made up my
mind that she was an affected. disin-
geuuous creature. l prided myself UP
those days. 1t was my mother who had
put that notion into my head. was
her pet. don't you know; so she was
forever discovering some new sort of
genius in me was 4 prophet of the
human soul among a lot of other good
things. and for some reason this title
pleased me more than anything else.
In other words, | heartily agreed with
her that | was a prophet and so forth
and so on. Well. when l met the count
ess for the first time and found that
she could not look me full in the face
said to myself. Liars look Ike that
II was rather elated by this manfes
tation Of my wisdom. can tell you
that. but l soon had to change my mind
about the young woman. | saw her
again and again. and two months had
scarcely passed before l knew her as
we'll as | did my sister. Well. she turn
ed out to be the most truthful and sin
core person I had ever seen As to her
habit of looking away from her inter
locutor. 1t was an Unborn trick. due to
some sort of kink in her nervous sys-
TEN. | suppose. However it may have
been. those unsteady. hashful eyes of
hers disturbed my peace Of mind and
Were the source Of the whole trouble
Why doesn't she look up? Dashed If
| don't get her TO stare me straight III
the eyes for ten minutes together. and
50 forth and so on. She was candor it,
self. and if any one was bashful it was
l rather than the countess. yet ! was
crazy 70 put her at hcr ease. r. gain her
full confidence. Tie prophet Of tie
human soul was simply hopeless fool
That was the long and short Of il. OF
course did not give up Tie struggle. as
some ordinary mortal might have done.
Prophetlke. | took TO pl.losophzine
generaliziug. calling into play my in
sight
With a flourish Of trnErets I made
the discovery that il was The mystery
Of those eyes of hers which was trou-
bling my brain and my heart The re-
suit was the same as when a doctor
puts on learned airs and makes men
tai note II the diagnosis ii his pa
TENTS case Look here, If Shakespeare
really thought there was nothing in a
name he was grievouSly mistaken. \
name is either worse than nothing or
everything When the doctor does not
know what ais ne. be knows :, least