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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

FOR SALE by Bruhcr5 Gcodbuo
Cooke Co.:
1872 Arch ST., double house, $1,000.
Vacant lot, Sleman st., bargain, Sits.
201 Mccoy St, q rooms, S1t00.
Lot, N. Case ave, big bargain, 1925.
Ill Bluff st., Q rooms. $3.50.
New room house, Sumner ST., $1,000.
129 Bare ST., rooms, $1,000.
101 Upson st., 7 rooms, large lot,
$1,000.
12T Bluff St, bargain $1,000.
203 Bell ST., 7 rooms, $1,000.
2o5 st. Clair St, newly repaired,
$1,000.
525Sumner ST., 8 rooms, furnace,
S17O0, Il
Lot, Cor. Bare and Euclid ave-, $3.50.
|. 30 foot lot, Bare St, 5000.
204 st. Clair, 10 rooms, lot 3Sx15O,
$1,000.
Fine story brick block on s. How
ard ST., with all latest improvements,
good Investment, $4,000.
515 w. Market, lot sOx2O0, $4,000.
10S Franklin, 8 rooms, $270O.
142 s. Maple, 0 rooms. lot 50x165,
$27OO. .,.,
Lot 00x110, Dayton ST., $500.
40 acres, q room house, coal on place,
$25OO.
122 Andrus St, Z rooms. cemented
cellar and furnace, $500.
Lot Byers ave., 5Ox153, S7OO.
| f13 Bare St, 4 rooms, 500.
Lot, n. Forge ST., 4Ox120, $500.
215 Yale St, q rooms lot 5Ox127,
$1,000.
31S s. College, 10 rooms, modern,
$4,000.
Lots on Thornton, Yale, Harvard
Princeton, Wolf Bowery. Nathan,
Howe and nearly every street in city,
Observation-Disclosures co.
232 S. Main. Phones No. 10
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Will
sell lot on Brown ave-, or exchange
for house and lot in good LOCATION
and pay difference. Address G. E.,
care Democrat Office. 1855 tt.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

FOR SALE-Lots $50 and 251 In Sweit-
ger and Steiner's allotment, second
addition to City OF Akron. Special
Inducements to man who, will
build. Enquire Of p. ]. Hoskin, 1O3
Wills ave. or Democrat office. Tel.
1So 166-tf
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13
SPECIAL NOTICE.

A REAL ESTATE BARGAIN. is 150
Dayton ST. North Hill, at $1700.
Good room house, and barn; IN
acres OF land with good fruit trees
on IT. Don't overlook this, but call
at 357 S, Main St, and investigate
240-tf
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13
Rooms For Rent

FOR RENT-Large front room with
board. Gas, furnace, bath and tele-
phone. Call at 130 n. Summit st.
23S If.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

THE BRUNER, GOODHUE COOKE
COMPANY,
Oldest Abstract Office In the county.
Established 1870.
Our experience guarantees correct
Abstract Of Title.
Prices reasonable. Prompt service.
215 South Main st.
Phone Is.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

If you want 10 buy. ge,. rent or exc
change. sdysr,ise IL the Democrats
w ant coivnln. III
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

FOR SALE-Houses, ranging in prices
from 500 to $4,000. ]. o. Kapp, AIT
Il. Mil st. 16S-tf
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

FOR SALE--48 acres Of hand, second
bottom, two miles south Of Hudson;
new house, price $500; 5000 down,
balance In ten years. Leroy Munson
Akron. 285-291 tt
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

READ! GREAT BARGAIN! READ!
Are you looking for the best real es-
tate bargain ever offered? Call ut No.
357 S, Main ST., and get full particulars.
A good seven room house and barn, ~
acres Of land with all kinds Of fruit
trees. Property is located at No. 149
Dayton ST., North Hill. If sold imme-
diately. $1,000 will buy this property.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

A REAL ESTATE BARGAIN, is 159
Dayton ST., North Hill, at $1700.
Good Z room house, and barn; IN
acres of land with good fruit trees
on il. Don't overlook this, but call
at 357 $. Main ST., and investigate
249-tf
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13
JpeciaG Notices

YOUNG MEN-Our illustrated cata,
logue explains how we teach barber
trade in eight weeks, mailed free.
MOler Barber College, Chicago, Ill.
253-25S
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13
Nrn.fNrs Repairea

Furniture RGDais'eo
G. W. CHAMBERLAIN, urholsterer
Leather work n specially. Repairer
of all kinds of furniture Feather
mattresses made to order. Feathers
steam renovated. Goods called for
and delivered. ITO n, Howard ST.,
g. u. Phone 1229.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13

Helm wanted or house for rent? Try
the Democrats want columns.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-13
Fackjng and Storing

WANTFD-racking and storing, Fur.
niture a specially. Kratz's Furniture
Stcrc, 140 S. Howard st. People's
phone Gi2, Sept.24 Mch ~
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
GETTING TO A FIRE.
TheAmerican Fire DEPARTMENT. 6plen
did Horses and Their Training.

TheAmerican Fire DeDartments' splen.
did Horses and Their Training.
+. s. Dellenbaugh writes an article
for st. Nicholas on "The Quick Horse" +"
devoted to the training Of horses for
the American fire departments. MIR.
DelIenbaugh says: When a fire breaks
out in America, it is necessary to reach
it at once. The telegraph was brought
into service In sending the alarm. In
Munich some years ago the method In
vogue was to hang out red flag by day
and red lantern by night from the top
of one Of the Frauenkirche towers, on
the side In the direction Of the fire; but
In America such a system would have
resulted In the destruction of the whole
town. The telegraph is the only thing
for us.
But It is not enough to know immedi-
ateIy the exact location Of fire; 1t is
also necessary to reach 1t Immediately.
The steam fire-engine was splendid
machine, with steam always up and
everything In readiness for instant de-
parture, but how to secure this instant
departure was question. Horses were
kept standing in their stalls with the
harness on, but this was not quick
enough. Each seconds delay meant
loss of life or possible millions Of prop
erty destroyed. So the first swinging
harness was invented: harness con-
trived in such way that, while al
ways attached TO the engine or other
apparatus, 1t could be made to drop In
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

atantly on the horses back and tasten
there This seemed 10 solve the Quea-
ton, but there remained one more step.
and this was the training Of the quick
horse. Not only must the engine and
the harness and the men and the horses
be ready, but the horses must be In the
harness At once--the operation must be
as nearly instantaneous as human ln-
genulty and brute intelligence together
could contrlve In every tire-engine
house In the United States to-day,
therefore. we may see and admire the
quick horse. sieek-llmbed, clear-eyed.
with an alert, Intelligent air. standing
not far from the machine OF which he Is
the moving power
The casual visitor saunters In. He
thinks the life OF fireman Is quiet
and easy one, Judging from the appear.
ance OF the quarters. All Is serene The
machines are immaculate In polished
brass and red paint Some OF the men
are reading. others are playing a game
Of checkers.
Suddenly there Is tinkling some
where, and the stroke OF gong, A
snap. q click through the wide.
open doors the various machines fly,
one after another. until the visitor
views In astonlshment an empty house.
II Is like magic--a wonderful transfer
mation-scene." He gaEes up and down
the street, but the galloplng procession
has vanished as II II were dream.
The quick horse has done bis duty,
and once more exhibited the power OF
organization and training. Within the
time required by the firemen OF the old
en- time TO throw open the engine house
doors. the complicated machines Of to-
day are throwing water on the flames.
and the brave firemen. having scaled
the building with the agility Of aero
bats. are dealing well.consIdered blows
against the flre foe.
In almost every city there Is a prac.
tice-drill at least once day In the
engine-houses. and the visitor may
have an opportunity Of inspecting the
admirable development OF the Amer
lean fire system and the fine horses so
splendidly trained. And he may also
have an opportunity at the same time
OF lamentlng that other branches Of
our public service are not conducted
with equal efficiency,
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Jeferson at seventy-two.

OSAOaO OOtA 80 sDNNO ~bWOs
I'm Florida, where Ponce de Leon
failed to discover the Fountain Of Per-
petual Youth, Joseph Jefferson seems
to have found it." declares James s.
Metcalfe, in the Ladies' Home Journal.
"He is picturesque figure. His ruddy
cheeks and bright eyes give the lie to
his 72 years. He Is slender, but not
with the leanness Of age. His hair,
mostly black, streaked only here and
there with gray, and in length showing
a wholesome contempt for the fine art
Of the barber, blows about In the
breeze. His fingers are as quick and
deft at knotting a line or adjusting a
sinker as those Of boy on the banks
Of stream, and he enters Into every
detail with boyish enjoyment His
fishing he alternates with landscape
painting, writing and the care of plants.
In none of these pursuits does he claim
professional skill, but he brings to
them something more than professional
zest. MFR. Jefferson is very abstemi-
Gus man. In eating, as in other things
except occupation In the open alr-he
evidently believes in moderation as a
means to well living and long living.
He dfd not join In our after-luncheon
smoke, stating that II he had not given
up tobacco good many years ago he
felt sure that he would not be with us
now. Whatever the secret of his long
and useful life, It Is safe TO say that
every one Of his countless friends and
admirers would be glad to lengthen 1t
by a fulflllment of his own Rips ia.
yorite benedlction: Here's his health
and his famiIy's, and may they live
long and ptosper.,v
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
INDIAN WORDS AND NAMES.
Changes In Spelling that Have Marred
Their Meaning.


Changes In Spelling that Have Marred
Their Meaning.
Commenting on the changes which
have been made in the photography Of
Indian names and the expressed be-
lief that historians and literary people
have surrendered their right and duty
to maintain these verbal relics In their
purity, the Montgomery (Ala) Adver-
tiser says: The statement Is true.
more's the pity. As the Indians have
no written language. their local names
were acquired by the whites by sound
only. and often by illiterate whites
who had little knowledge of the arts
Of spelling and writing. For this rea-
son there Is little uniformity in the
photography OF Indian proper names.
Even the work OF intelligent scholars
is open to the same objections. The
vocabularies OF Indian words In Ala
bama prepared by Schoolcraft, Gala
tin. Compere, Wright, Adalr, Bartram
and others all differ in spelling. and
often In pronunciation. SO much SO
that sometimes 1t Is difficult to recog-
nize name when 1t goes through so
many changes.
The various Indian dialects were the
most expressive OF any In the world.
Every name was significant, whether
1t was of an animate or inanimate OBJ
ject, and the name given plainly indl-
Gated Its meaning. Unfortunately the
sound as well as the photography and
expression Of many of our Indian
names have been sacrificed In the eff
fort to simplify the words and to make
them conform to our system of spell
ing and writing the English language.
The general government, too. or the
PostOffice Department. has sacrificed
much of the euphony and meaning Of
our Indian names in order to bring
about simplicity and uniformity. 1t
has accomplished this end, but has
done 1t at the expense of meaning.
Many names Of postoffices in Alabama
have no significance as now spelled.
DuI as lucy neIt VI lSludiy WEltlcH any
one familiar with Indian words would
know just what was meant to be ex-
pressed.
However, we must admit that Indian
words have not undergone more
changes or notifications than have
many Of the words taken from the
European or other old world languages
and dialects. The people of the Unit
ed States and the government itself are
formulating something like language
of our own, and If the change carries
with 1t a total hiding of the original
significance Of many words, It must be
accepted as one of the results of the
march Of progress. But we must be
permitted to express regret that so
many Of our native names have been
improved entirely away from their
originals.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Her Silence Explained.

This is the way he wrote to her:
"Molly-I have not had line from
for three weeks. Have you thrown me
over?"
And this is the way she answered
him:
"Jhon-Hain't you hearn tell that
/ am on sick bed, where l am slowly
a-dyin', an can't write a line to save
my life, you fool you?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

holda out tho helping hand to you. and
win advise you without money and
without price. Mrs. PinkhAms labora-
tory is at Lynn, Masa, Write letter
there telling all your symphonic and
get the benefit Of the greatest expert.
ence In treating female Ills.
- was suffering TO such an extent
from ovarian trouble that my physi-
clan thought an operation would Be
necessary.
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound having been recommended to
me, decided 10 try II, After using
several bottles found that I was
cured. My entire system was toned
up, and l suffered no more with my
ovaries. Minis. ANNA AsroS, Troy. No
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Too Anxious,

81 see they are embalming pet dogs
now, he said.
"0h, isn't that lovey," she ex-
claimed. That's what I'll have
done to Fido.
''Just the thing, he returned, sud-
denly growing enthusiastic himself.
"Give him to me and I'll have it
done today =
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

A duh, throbbing pain. accompanied
BY sense Of tenderness and heat low
down In the side. with an occasional
shooting pain, indicates Inflammation.
On examination IL viii be found that
che region Of pain shows some swell
Ing. This IL the drat stage OF ovAritis.
Inflammation OF the ovary, II the roof
ofyour house leaks, my sister, you have
u Nxed at once why not pay the sAmo
respect 10 your own bodys
You need mot, you ought NOT 10 let
yourself gV, when one of your own ser
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
A Fortune 90 Re Given Away

A noted philanthrupiSt has decided to
give away his fortune Io charities aud no
doubt much good will be accomplished.
There is another agency tnat has also ac-
conlplished much good. namely. Hostel
ter's stomach Buffers. the medicine with
fifty years Of cures back of IT, IL promotes
appetite, insureS digestion, cures dyspep-
sia, regulates the liver and keeps the
bowels regular, also prevents belching.
heartburn or fiatulency. Don't fail TO try
it, but be sure and get the genuine.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
A Rsbuks.

''You don't expect to be iamous2"
said the pugilist.
II had entertained ambitions in
that direction" said the young au-
thor.
"But you don't do anything but
write.
at is my writing that ] depend
on"
"Nonsensel The idea OF man ex-
pecting to get famous by sitting down
and wiggling his fingers over a piece
OF paper all day! It's absurdl"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

Proud Father-Jenkins told me TO.
day that their baby coos so loud that
you can hear it all over the house,
Proud Mother--I hope, Harry, that
you didn't forget TO tell him that ours
cries 50 loud that it can be heard all
over the block; il he doesn't believe
it he can ask the neighbors.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
No Great Loss,

Innkeeper (aiter wagonload of hunt
ers has departed)-Silas, did you find
room in their wagon for them six cases
of beer and the can o. whisky?
Silas-Yes, got everything in-er
cash all hemlick! fergot to put
in their guns
"What, We dad-vummed-Oh, we'll
they'll never miss 'em.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Sight Unseen.

Bertha-Fred Hart is going to
marry Bessie Light.
Edith-You don't mean it, For
mercy's sake, what could he have
seen in her?
Bertha-That's what / say. Do
you know, | suspect he must have
courted her over the telephone.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Beware Of Ointmenta for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury.

As mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
tenn when entering il through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex.
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi-
clans, as the damage they viii do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from them.
HalfB Cetarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J..
Cheney & Co., Toledo, o., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls CatarYh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. ]. Cheney 4 Co. Testi.
monials free.
Sold BY Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
M, F,,h., Also Drives

First Boy-Your folks amt as rich
as ours, My father and mother so
driving every day.
Second Boy-My father drives every
day, too.
First Boy--I dom believe it. What
does he drives
Second Boy-Nails.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

Miss Prude - Yes; our chora
society is going to present comic
opera, but | won't take part. They
expect me to wear tights, but ] could
not do that.
Miss Sharpe - Why not? You
might get them padded, you know.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

Teacher--Now, Tommy Blinkins,
il you had two apples and wanted to
give Johnny Frecklenose one, you
would tell him to take the larger one,
wouldn't your
Tommy-Naw.
Teacher-Why notg
Tommy-Wouldn't have ter, He'd
take it anyway,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

A national fencing competition
has just taken place at Bologna, and
the championship was won by Signor
Ataillio Monferrito. This maitre
d'armes is only IL years old. He
fought the most celebrated Italian
fencers and beat them all.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
WhOIesaI. Troubles

Father, said the small boy,
what is polygamy2"
The old gentleman made sure that
his wife was listening before he
answered.
"Polygamy," he said, sis the name
given to the method OF acquiring
trouble by wholesale.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

Deacon Elderberry--My dear Mrs.
Crabtree, il only half the money spent
in millinery were devoted to the
churchl
Mrs. Crabtree---0h, myl But the
milliners won't reduce their prices.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
The FlnancIsr.

Gaul-say, lend me $40, will your
III give it back to you today. / want
it to decide bet.
Klose-All right. Here you are.
What was the bet?
Gaul--Smithers bet me $40 that |
could not borrow $40 from you.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Eors.., xh,r, u, PI.e, l..

Small Harry had lost his pencil,
his mother told him he should
have a place for everything and keep
everything in its place.
81 do, mamma, replied the little
fellow, "but sometimes l forget where
the place is. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Hauardlns an Answer.

A poet in the New York Press be-
gins some pathetic verses in this ques-
tioning style:
"Why should l weep at the barri.
cade?
Why should / weep at the barr"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Maxine IIp the Pack.

Somebody calls attention to the
fact that every new war ship Is the
queen OF the navy
II rather think that the transport
that turned over the other day is the
Joker.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
tn. Secret R.Ilo,.

First Tramp-Blest II | like dis
here secret ballot. A man shouldn't
be ashamed TO let il be known what
he votes for.
Second Tramp--No, de only ting
dat ought TO be kept secret is de price
he gets for his vote.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
The SANG Old cry.

81 wonder what Eve said when she
found she had to leave the Garden of
Eden, said Mr.. Grumpin's wife.
'.It was just about what all women
say when they are starting on jour
ney. She complained that she didn't
have thing to wear. y
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Has Other Names.

Church-Did you know that Styles
has a name for his automobile?
Gotham--No; what is it?
why, he calls it Madcap Violet"
well, that isn't what he called it
when it broke down ten miles from
any habitation.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Secretary Of Confsdsrat. Nsvv.

Col. James G. Miner, who died re-
Gently at Milford, o., was once secre-
tary of the navy for the confederacy.
He died very poor, yet before the war
was one of the richest men in the
South.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
EsssacHy.

What are you doing there?" cried
the farm dog as he observed the hen
in the coal bin.
"0h, I thought this was a good
time to lay in coal, +" cackled the hen.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
OF Course.

what did the lawyer say when
you explained your case to him?"
asked Mrs. Baxter.
"He said it was lees-ible," replied
Mr.. Baxter.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
conn.eticui and closk.

The first clocks manufactured in
this country were by Eli Terry at Ply.
mouth, Conn, in 1893. The manu-
factuFe soon became extensive, and
Connecticut wooden clocks we're fam
Gus all over the country.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
A Fine Memory.

Brown must have bad memory
he has owed me $40 for two years.
'.You are mistaken; he has a very
good memory; he always goes across
he street in passing your office.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

Old Gentleman ito railway porterl
Porter, the rain is dripping in from
the lamp hole all over my clothes.
Porter treassuringlyl--No, sir; it's
quite watertight, | assure you, That's
only the oil leaking"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Culinary.

"There are only two kinds of
cooks"
For instance?"
''Those that can't cook and will
cook and those that can cook and
won't"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
me Charaes.

wlllie-Pa, teacher told us to be
prepared tomorrow to tell what meter
the Charge OF the Light Brigade"
is in.
Pa-That's easy. Gas meter, Of
course.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Hol.,.s school.

Al MEMO Park, San MRteo County, Cal, with
Its beautiful. surroundings, perfect climate
careful supervision, thorough instruction
complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily
maintains its position In the front ranks oi
schools for boys on the Pacific Coast Ira O.
Hoitt, Ph, D., PRINCIPAL.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
They Miss No Chance.

"A woman was arrested in New
York for sleeping on the grass.
81 didn't suppose the New York
police farmed out the grass privileges,
too -
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
lAanNRhMPM Ia hest time 70 cure CatAFrh,
MI kW Bronchitis and Consumption.
sAHa Mk Our remedy u guaranteed. g.
VSssaEsthlh r. d. Hes e5a.
N. Y. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, \. Y.
This Proper Place.

Landowner Ito trespasserl-Dont Z
you see that sign; "No Fishing In
these groundsY"
Trescpasser--l ain't fishing in the
ground. I'm fishing in the water.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08
Cold Comfort.

Nervous Passenger-Captain, what
would be the result if this boat should
strike an ice berg.
Captain-It would probably shiver
its timbers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

"See that magnate over there9"
eyes. What of him +"
"Well, 20 years ago that man ar
rived in New York with only million
dollars in his pockets. T"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-08

She--No, can never marry you.
All our family is opposed to YOU.
He--But you are not
She-I said all our family.