Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-08-23
TRIAL BOTTLE SENT ABSOLUTELY FREE on RECEIPT OF POSTAL
% East ~th St., n. Y. " ~ 'A1 wa
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
IectIy sauSueQ."
"Then the bill is all right? 2"

| rectly sausned.
"Then the bill is all right?"
Perfectly all right-couldn't be bet.
ter. Let me see When l organized
! the Universal Hand Organ trust l let
you in on the ground floor for $4,000
worth of stock, l believe. That stock
ought to have given you dividends of
at least $4,000 year."
"But 1t didn't, major. The whole
thing busted up, you know"
"Ah, remember. 1t was not bust
up, but the Hand Organ trust was con-
solidated with the Great American
Antiblizzard syndicate l haven't the
books here, but If my memory serves
me right presented you with 100000
worth Of stock. If your annual income
from that stock has reached the sum
Of $1O,0O0-if you have been enabled
to purchaser
"But l never saw any stock" pro-
tested the landlady. "You said some
thing about it one day, but a week
later you claimed that you had dropped
the scheme for a better thing. You
owe for ten weeks"
"Let me see," unused the major-"let
me see Did drop the Hand Organ and
Antiblizzard trust for q surer thing?
All, it comes back to me! Yes; we let
go Of 1t to take up and push to success
the International Nursing Bottle mo-
popoly. Object was to CONTROL the man.
ufacture and sale Of al the nursing
bottles in the world. AM. mother who
refused to buy one Of o1f bottles had
to feed her infant from d trough. Each
and every one of our bottles was pro-
vided with squirt gun, and when the
infant wasn't filling up on milk he was
squirting at flies and developing his
craftsmanship. That monopoly was
capitalized at $5O,OOO,OOO, l believe.
You were let In on the ground floor.
AS my landlady took you in first of
all. My dear woman, If your dividends
On that stock
But l haven't had any. That was
another Of your schemes that busted"
The major looked at her for a mo-
ment in doubt and perplex1ty. but then
his face cleared. and, reaching for her
hand. he shook 1t heartily and exclaim.
ed:
my dear woman. what business
head you have ON your shoulders
what head! 1t is no wonder that
your landlord never has to come twice
for his rent and that the fame Of your
table has spread abroad through the
land. Let me assure you that am not
only satisfied with everything up to
date, but I mean to continue on with |
you fn.1e6nitely-for years and years."
"But you must pay. can't run my
house unless my boarders pay"
"While perfectly assured that the In.
Nursing Bottle monopoly
Would pay 20 per cent dividends" said
the major as he walked about, 1--WE de-
elded to drop 1T for better thing. You
must know the difference between 20
and ~ per cent profit you surely
must"
"Of course l do"
"Then needn't 60 into details. Yu,
Will see at once why we went into the
Physical Pick nndA Handle syndicate.
It was the difference between 20 and
~ per cent. That organization was
perfected only three days ago, and
lave seized the earliest opportunity to
ak with you about it. You are to
ome In on the ground floor. When
Major Crofoot gets hold of a good
hlng, he remembers his friends. Not
MY have you as my landlady fed and
edged me on the best in the land.
'ut"-- ,
"Hlt you are behind ten weeks" she \