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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Lacks Business Judgment.

"Binks isn't much of business
man, is hep
well, I should say not. Why, he
shows that in his family life"
"How?"
He has accumulated a bigger
stock than he can comfortably handle
with the amount of capital he has. -
stock of what?"
Children. He has siX."-Chicago
Post.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
A Shrewd Man

Gooph-Old Gettit is a smooth customer.
Whoop-So they say.
Did you ever hear about the time Boom
vile offered a subsidy for manufacturing
establishments, and he planted a rhubarb
field and got in on the fund, because he
was promoting several pie plants. "-Balti-
more American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Mean Thing.

Rosalie-Haye you chosen any of
your bridesmaids yet?
May-Yes. Fanny Lyon.
kosalie-Why, l thought you hated
her.
May-No, not exactly; but the
bridesmaids are TO wear yellow, and
yoa can't imagine how that will go
with Fanny's complexion. - London
Fun.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
A Paradox.

The Critic-Why does that strap
ping young man wear knee trousers?
The Man Who Knows-He fills an en-
gagement as a child actor, and is only
trying to keep up appearances.
The Critic see. He's a walking
paradox.
The Man Who Knows-HOw's that?
The Critic-Why, short clothes are
his long suit-N. Y. Times.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Highest Award
Cocoon and ChocoInte.

The Judges at the Pan-American Exposi-
ton, Buffalo, have awarded three gold
medals to Walter Baker. & Co. Limited,
Dorchester, Mass, for the superiority of
their Breakfast Cocoa and all of their cocoa
and chocolate preparations, and the excel
lence of their exhibit
This is the thirty-seventh highest award
received by them from the great expositions
in Europe and America.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
In Death VnIIev

Tourist Ton vacation, as he meets a stroll
er along the road)-I say, you are the first
one that L have met in half an hours walk
Is it always as dead as this in this neigh
'borhood?
Native-Dead? Worse! if it wasn't for
an occasional funeral in the place YOU would
not see life here from one end of the wear
to the other. N Y. Times.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
A Pecuniarx Fntigue.

Don't forget" said the willing
worker. that money talks"
Yes, answered Senator Sorgum, a
little glumly, "Dut I can't help wish
ing that you boys would select an
other photograph OccasioDalJy."-
}, Arlington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Keeping the Secret.

Old Bachelor Uncle-Well, Charlie, what
do you want now?
Charlie-Oh, l want to be rich
Rich! Why 500"
Because want to be petted. Ma says
you are an old fool, but must be petted
because you are rich. But it's great Sc
cret, and l mustn't tell it!"-Stray Stories
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Rough on ChoImondeIy,

A dapper young fellow named Cholmondely
Remarked to a maid: You are colmonde-
ly."
But the maid went away
Not a word did she say,
And poor Cholmondely looked after heI
dOlmondely.
Baltimore American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
Not for HIM.

''Why don't you go IN and win her. old
boy?"
His friend said. "She's a peach"
81 know it," groaned Ardup. But I'm so
short
She's away beyond my reach!'
Chicago Tribune
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
All Together.

Give me a room with a good fire in f,
cried the stOrm-beaten traveller. Gee whz!
but I'm wet"
Yes, sir" said the landlord of the way
side inn
And, landlord, bring me a brandy and
soda. Gee whiz! but I'm dry!"-PMladel-
phia Press
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
The ScOre-

I've lost heri Well-no matter!
But 1 will not sit and sigh
For, taking all things, pro and con,
She has lost as much as l.
Puck
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
n WouId BE ZOO CostIy.

"Women never go shopping in Tur-
KEY as they do here, do they?"
"Well, / should say not! IT would
put an end to poIygamy in mighy short
order if they did.''-Chicago Post.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Johnny-"What is an adage?" Pa-"An
adage is an epigrammatic sophistry manu-
featured to prevent one from doing some
thing he wants to do or to induce him to do
something he doesn't boston Transcript.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
No Limit.

Mrs. Talk-Emma is very fond of en-
brodery.
Mrs. Gossip-Yes, she even ruifles her
tenper.--Boston Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
A Hand Game.

Although in an unselfish tone
Men preach the golden rule anew,
Each always tries TO keep his own
And get the other fellows, too.
washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

'This," remarked the minister, after Of
floating it the double wedding, ''is what
we call pJtting two and two together
Cincinnati = serYer
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

1 am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb. II, 1900.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

On Dec. 3rd and 18th the Norfolk West
ern Ry. will sell round trip tickets from
Cincinnati and Columbus to points in the
Virginias and Carolinas at greatly reduced
rates.
For all information as to rates, address
Allen Hull, D. P. A, As E. 4th St., Cincin-
natl.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Dropsy treated free by DR.. II. H. Green's
Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver-
tisement in another column of this paper.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Some men can always see great profit in
other peoples business. Then they go in,
and lose money.-Atc1ison Globe.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
A Love Verse

Her father gave the bride away
To the bridegroom rich and old,
But all the wedding guests that day
Knew quite we'll she'd been sold.
Ally Sloper.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

To Cure a Cold in One Day
fake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Al
druggists refund money IF it fails to cure. CSC
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Daughter, is your husband ami
able?"
"Well, ma, he's just exactly like pa;
when he gets his own way about
everything he's just perfectly lovely"
-Heitere Welt.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Every man thinks his writing is palmer
than that of anyone he ever knew.-Atchi
son Globe.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03
AN OPEN LETTER
Address to Women by the Treas
urer of the w. C.. L. u. Of
Kansas City, Mrs. Z. c..
Smith.

"MY DEAR SISTERS Il believe in
advocating and unfolding everything
that will lift up and help women, and
but little use appears all knowledge
and learning if you have not the health
to enjoy it.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

He who rules must humor full as much
as he commissioning Eliot.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Hungry Howard-Say, Mister, 1
amt had square meal fer tree
days.
Jonesby-Shake, old man; my wife
can't cook, either.-Chicago Daily
News
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

Some people can't even manage to 60 up
like a rocket.-Puck.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1901-12-03

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are as
easy to use as soap. NJ muss or failures.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

which patronage Is distributed has so affected Legislation 2 to cause the un- necessary expendituFe of millions of dol- lars and the passaEe of bills that other wise would never have become law.
 The framers of the constitution con- templated that Ehe legislative branch of the government should be separate and distinct from the executive. in order that one might be- check upon the other. This was & wise provision; and, if our government is to last, 1t must be guard ed with the utmost care. It can only be done by prohibiting by law the repre- sentative of .the people from having any voice in the5 appointment of the govern mental offices. either directly or indirect ly. and making him ineligible for an ap- pointive office under the government for at least twp years after the term for which he hAs been elected has expired. Make his sHle business that of legisla- tion, let allffear of punishment or hope of reward come only from his constitu- ency, and the majesty of the people as the rulers of this country will be main- tained,
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
Separate Skirts

The choicest Birmingham has to of fer the new models. and we assure you that every late idea in skirt style Is sure to be found at Caheen's. We fully appreciate what 1t means to be known as Birmingham's leading skirt store. A special offering of dress and rainy day skirts, Linens, Piques, Ducks, Black Silk Taffetas and Peau de Soies. Examines, Broadcloths, Venetians, Homespuns and Cheviots. All arranged into special lots, and we promise you the best bargains of the season.
 Dress and Rainy-Day Skirts-Special skirts, lned and unlined, all lengths in black, gray, tan and brown shawes. Skirts that take their shape and style from late new models and would be cheap at s7.5o-special Mon 300 day at... ... ... ... .........
 Dress and Rainy-Day Skirts-Fine skirts, lined and unlined, qualities that earlier in the season were strong val ues at slo-Monday they will ' 30
 New Dress Skirts-Black Elk Taf- feta, Etamine, Venetian, Homespun and Cheviot Skirts. Comparison will convince you that they are the great est values for the money O QQ $12.50 and. ..... ... ... ..... .OsOo
 Polka Dot Duck Skirts, neatly trim med, worth $29S and $2.50, I co reduced to $2.23 and. .lsCC
 We have just received a full line of handsome Drawn Linen and also braid trimmed pure linen Skirts, regular price $5.98 and S6.98, 9 IQ cut to-. .............s
 All styles in plain linen flare and ripple skirts at $2.98 q m
 Linen Tailored Polka Dot m flare, regular price $2, cut to-. .A'r'O
 We have many novelties in Wash Suits at greatly reduced prices, Tissue Pongee, Linens and Lawns, in solids and stripes.
 A handsome line of Silk drop skirts, regular price $25, cut 11 Q2
 Tucked and embroidery O OQ flare. worth s15. cut to. o......~.vsCO
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
KAISER WlLHELM's SONS.
Strictness of the Daily Routine of
 Their Educational Life.

From London Truth.
 The sons of the German Emperor are being brought up in strict school. While the Grown Prince is being initi- ated into student life at Bonn, his three younger brothers. Eitel Fritz. August Wilhelm and Oscar, are hard at work at Pleon, where they are subjected to daily routine stricter even than that to which they are accustomed at home. Every day they are up at 5:3O, have their cold tubs, then their breakfast, and forthwith begin work. The eldest of the brothers visits the first class of Cadet school, the second one attending the lower fifth and the third the upper third They appear to have all made plenty of friends there, and take an active part in all the games. The most popular game at the present moment is tennis, while the second place is ap- parently taken by riding and cycling.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
We will close at l2 o'clock noon Thursday, July 4th, Louis Saks, the Clothier.
AUCTION!

Our household furniture to highest bidder, at 10 o'clock sharp, Wednesday morning, July 3rd, at our residence, right at Stewart Station. Highland av. car and 20th st. South; $125 folding bed, s75 bookcase and desk, $l25 mahogany parlor suit, l2- foot antique dipfng table, handsomely carved, clio sideboard, china closet. line Havalin china dinner and tea set and other furniture too numerous to mention.
 A. s. VANDEGRlFT.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

from the commencement of our gov ernment, the question of the appointment and removal of civil employees has har- assed and annoyed those charged by the people with the administration of pub lic affairs. and at times has greatly ern- barrassed and seriously menaced the suc- cessful determination and execution of great governmental policies and public undertakings. The makers of the con- stitution realized the danger that must threaten a republican government should the subordinate offices become the spells of partisan victory; and after many days debate as to whether the power of ap- pointment should be vested in the two Houses of Congress. or solely with the Executive or with the Executive and the Senate jointly. they finally determined on the latter course. They provided certain other limitations on the power of ap- pointments to office, such as:
 No Senator or Representative shall. during the time for which he was elect ed, be appointed to any civil office under the authority of the United States, which shall have been created. or the emolu- ments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no person holding any office under the United States shall be a member of either House during his continuance in office"
 These limitations were wise, but not far-reachng enough to guard against the dangerous abuse of the power of patron age.
 In spite of occasional charges of such abuse, the small number of removals made during the first six administrations is evidence that no serious abuses were permitted during the first forty years Of the governments existence. Early in the eighteenth century Aaron Burr. who then dominated the politics of the State of New York, introduced the spells sys- tenn in that State; and when his pupil and follower MT Van Buren, became Secretary of State, in the Jackson ad- ministration, he inaugurated for the first time the policy that to the victors be- long the spells of office. This system, in spite of various efforts at reform, dominated our civil service until the Trumbull resolutions were passed on March 8, 1871: but it was not until the Pendleton bill became a law, in January, 1883. that the abuses naugurated fifty years before were seriously checked and partially reformed.
 I do not expect to drift into state ment of the serious influence of the spells system on the government but
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
A $50, ,ooo House J. J. Hilrs Gift to Son.

From the Chicago American.
 St. Paul, Minn.-James J. Hill is having plans drawn for a s50,o0o mansion, which is to be a wedding present to his son, Louis W. Hill, and his bride, daughter of Cortland Taylor. who was married June in New York. The house will ad- join that of Hill senior on Summit avenue if MT Hill can induce the city council to vacate a street.
 J. J. Hills princely home stands on the brow of a terrace leading to the cliff shore of the Mississippi river. Adjoining the grounds on the west Is the terminus of Walnut street, leading from the ter race below up to the side of the bluff. The only semblance to a street at this point is a rickety stairway, but little used, as 1t is difficult to climb. MT. Hill has asked the city to vacate the street and agrees too build a stone stairway. winding diagonally across the face of the bluff Just west of what will then be the grounds of his sons new house.
 There will be objections to the proposed
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
Cotton Fabrics

Apron Ginghams Monday Eo only, yard... ... ... ... ....... OC
 Two cases Scotch Lawns. O1o good colors, yard. =. ... .O2O
 One case Dress Ginghams, C1o worth 1Oc a yard, for. ............ O2O
 Two bolts English Cham O1o bray, worth 1212c yard, for. O2C
 50 bolts Dimity, rretty up-to-date patterns; stripes, flowers and scroll; only at. -. LUG
 We will close out our 36-inch Pe- hangs and Percales, worth 15c O1o and 1Sc yard, Monday for. ...... O2C
 30 bolts French Organdy, worth 25c yard; special price 1O1o only... =. -. ... ... ....... 1t~2O
 15 bolts lace striped Chambray, worth 25c yard; price cut 1O1o in two, yard... ........... IH|2O
 20 bolts .-ephyr Ginghams, OOo worth 39c yard, for... ........ ~OC
 These goods are up-to-date; large fancy stripes, imported patterns.
 3S bolts Batiste, pretty pat Qo terms, worth 121sc yard, for...... CC
 42-inch Organdy, all shades, pink, green, yellow, blue, black and OOo hello, worth 35c yard, for. ..... ~~O
 30 bolts Egyptian Tissues, worth 35c yard; all the newest and pret- O0o tiest designs, for. ............... ~OO
 bolts Linen Crash for skirts, no worth 200 yard, for. ............ AOO
 15 bolts Covert Cloth for skirt 0o ing, worth 15c yard, for. ..-..... AOO
 5 bolts Kaikai Cloth, worth 39c per yard; will be slaughtered 1ko Monday, yard. ........ lOC
 10 bolts Mercerized Chambray, worth 35c per yard; the goods are pretty as silk; comes in stripes of pink, 70o blue and red, for, yard. ........lOC
 Be sure and stop at the remnant counter. We will allow an extra dis count on all remnants purchased Mon day of 15 per cent
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
White Goods D6DdrtIl't |

New goods at reduced prices. It matters not what you see advertised elsewhere, you will find them cheaper here during this sale. Compare these prices:
 10 pieces Victory Lawn, 10c this sale att. ... ... .'
 20 pices India Lawn, Hlc this sale... ... .'.''"''''
 15 pieces India Swiss, 5c this sale... =. ..'''''
 pieces Taffeta Tissues lCaac this sale... ... ..'''''
 .,,1. 10 Isss pieces Taffeta Lawns 15c
 5 pieces 4O-inch Swiss Muslin, 10c this sale. =. ......... lOO
 10 pieces Batiste Clair, 72c this sale. =. =. .......... Ioc
 15 pieces Persian Lawn, 7OIo this sale... ... ......... H~2O
 pieces Batiste De Opera, Oko this sale... ....-.....
 pieces 72-inch Organdies, OSo this sale... ... -.........
 50 pieces 12 yards bolt Long I 10 Cloth, this sale, bolt. ....... .AsAO
 40 pieces 12 yards bolt Black I % Nainsook, this sale, bolt. .... lsOO
 30 pieces Egyptian Dimity, 71o this Sale... ... ..-.......
 pieces India Dimity, 1Oo this sale... =. ,-........
 15 pieces Checked Main Ro sock, this sale... -. .........-.O OO
 10 pieces Checked Main Qo sock, th.s sale... ... .......-.. ~
 1 case large Bed Spreads, hemmed, reay for use, this sale, R0o
 case very large hemmed 1Io Spread, this sale. ........... IC
 10 dozen extra large 11-4 OQo hemmed Spreads. this sale. ..... OOC
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
His Opportunity.

From the Philadelphia Press.
 "Ahr' sighed the ambitious young poet. ''I long to do some great service for American letters"
 Why not stop writing?" suggested Miss Kandor.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

Greatly reduced prices. Positively everything has been reduced almost half in order to reduce stock. Prices that you cannot resist. We invite a comparison:
 25 pieces Toweling Crash, 11c worth .c, at.. .....'... 2o
 10 pieces all Linen Crash, To worth 121sc, at. ..........' '2o
 5 pieces all Linen Belgian 10o Crash, worth 15c, at. .......... AOo
 5 pieces 22-inch Linen Huck Qo ,Aoweling, worth Aoc at... ........ ~
 100 dozen Fringed Doylies, O0n
 25 dozen 3-4 all Linen Nap QQo kins, worth $1.75, at... ........ cOo
 10 dozen 3-4 all Linen Nap 10 kins, worth $2.50, at. ........ A'Ao
 50 large Fringe Table 1OQ Cloths, worth $2, at. ........I Is~O
 25 White Fringed Table Sets, very large, with napkins to match, 9 co worth $5, special att. ... ~''OO
 50 dozen Bleached Turkish 1Oo Towels, this sale... ........... AOC
 20 dozen Bleached Turkish OO1a Towels. very large, this sale.. ~|O2C 20 dozen Unbleached Fur 10o kish Towels, large size, at. IOC
 Big lot extra large all linen Huck Towels, hemstitched, white and col ored borders that would be Too cheap at 35c, this sale. e.......... ~ 5 pieces Silver Bleached Table Linen, beautiful raised designs, with drawn work border, napkins to 1Q match, this sale... .......... AsAC
 72-inch Half Bleached Table coo Damask at... ... =. ... ...... O<~O 72-inch Bleached Table Dam goo ask at.- ............. WV
 6S-inch Half Bleached Table IOo Damask at ...... ... ... ...... IOO 66-inch Half Bleached Table COo D8maSk aL... ..........
 66-inch Bleached Table Ion Damask at... .-........ IOO 70-inch Half Bleached Table 0Ro lfDamask at. .. ... =. .......... COO 64-inch Bleached Table OOo \pa1nask at.. ...... .,. ~CO
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
SilkS and WOOI6nS

The very best grade of Japanese Silks, made to sell at soc, all colors and black; for Monday and OOo Tuesday only, per yard. ...... .cOC
 Black China Silk, 27 inches wide, never yard sold under 75c; 10 pieces, while they last at, per Hko yard... ...........
 Full yard wide Black China Silk, the quality you have often paid OOo $1.25 for, sale price,. ... ..... N~OC
 27 inches wide, the kind that won't spot. aBlack Habutai Wash Silk, soft and cool-for waists or gown 700 at, the yard. ..... .........-.. SN
 Makes a beautiful waist or gown for evening wear, washable Silk striped Grenadine; your choice of eight styles that sold at s1.50 for, per QQo yard... =. ..........-...
 65c Black Taffeta, per 42c
 75c Black Taffeta, per goo yard. i. =. ... ...............O Doc
 S100 Princess Black, war 700 ranted to wear Taffeta. ....... OC
 s1.25 Princess Black war Oko ranted to wear Taffeta, yard. ...C .CCC
 About 100 yards left-fine embroid- cred Swisses that sold at $2.50 yard; only one dress pattern will be QOo sold to customer, yard. ..... OOO
 Priestly's Black Silk Warp Henri etta, very fine, sold at $2, sale | %
 Priestly's Black Silk Warp 10 Henrietta, $1.75 kind, for. ..... .A'AO
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

Use a gasoline stove dur ing the hot season. Estes Hardware Go. sell the best.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
Sheets & Pillow Gases

Below wholesale prices for a few days only.
 One case of very large torn and hem med Sheets, ready for use, 12n this sale... ... =. .--......-
 One case of Pillow Cases, large size, torn and hemmed, 00 this sale... ... .......-..' 50 dozen pairs largest size 7Qo nemstitched Sheets. this sale... ~
 50 dozen 45x9e hemstitched 15c Pillow Cases, this sale. .......-. AO~
 71ac yard wide Bleaching. Ec
 10c yard wide Bleaching, 71O
 71sc yard wide Sea Island, 47c this sale... ........-..
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
SIX Gduz6 Fans q5C

New, high-grade Fans at about half regular cost.
 White Silk Gauge Fans, silver and gilt spangles, lace trimmed and daintf- ly hand-decorated, fancy OR carved bone sticks, at. lsIO
 A large assortment of ele- az gant Fans, from $4 down to. OsJC
 A large selection of fine nk
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

Read ego in Gold offer on page 2.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30

vacation from the persons who think they have a personal grievance against Mr. Hill.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
Ladies' Drawers

Also Cambric, Nainsook and Lawn, all on the bargain counter, EQo S1.25 values, for... =. --... --. OOO $1.50 values, for... --...' -----.--. ose S2.O0 kind for... ... -.-.........ssc
 These are samples and are different kinds of trimmings. Don't wait.
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
MiIIln6ru Department

Choice of an immense line new Shirt Waist Hats, also high crown Sailors, fancy bands, facing Olo
 The greatest value at $1.4s to be found in the South.
 Full line Childrens B Sailors. Oko
The age-herald., 1901-06-30
L,lnenD6pdrtn rtnl6nt

Greatly reduced prices. Positively everything has been reduced almost half in order to reduce stock. Prices that you cannot resist. We invite a