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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
- . cough cure.-J. w. O'BR1EN, S27 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

There are in use in the world at present
5000 tons Of gold and 10000 tons of silver.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17
Rest For Tho RovveDs.

Cases Of twins occur once in every sixty
nine births.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

You can't tell from the size of man
whether or not his word carries much
weight.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

Chewing the crust Of rye bread il CON.
sidercd by German experts one of the
best ways of exercising and preserving the
teeth
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

e. A. Rood, Toledo. Ohio, says: Halls Ca
tarrh Cure cured my wife Of catarrb fifteen
years ago and she has had no return of it. It's
q sure cure" Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17
Arc You U..ng Aliens Foot Ea.

1t is the only cure for Swollen. ring.
Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns
and Dunions. Ask for Aliens Foot-Easc, a
powder to be shaken into the shoes. Cures
while ron walk. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. sample sent FREE. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. 7.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

In Spain the infants face is swept witt
a pine tree bough to bring it good luck.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

And similar affections. resulting from disor-
dered stomach, are promptly relieved by n
full dose of Crab Orchard Water
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

The disagreeable man is apt to get bald
Even his hair has falling out with him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

= Fever people proportionately keep their
o5u carriages il Paris than IN London.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1901-08-17

Fame is a bubble that sometimes come.
to the man who does the most blowing.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
FLIES ON THE ADMIRAL's HEAD.
| Result of an Irishman's Attempt to
| Initiate q Negro I'm Catching Files.

Result of an Irishman's Attempt to
Initiate a Negro in Catching Flies.
Rear Admiral Robley ID. Evans, in
"A Sailors Log" published by the APP
pletons, tells the following story:
When the Rhode Island was his
flag ship, Capt. Trenchard, who COM
manded, had a very accomplished
steward, a colored man, who became
so expert in catching flies off the cap
tain's bald head that he never seemed
annoyed by them. Admiral Lardner
had for his steward a fine, large.
heavy-handed Irishman. who watched
the colored man with great envy while
his master. undisturbed, enjoyed his
meals. Pats master thrashed at the
flies, and swore roundly as they lighted
on his close-cropped hair. The colored
man went on catching nies with quick,
dextrous movements of his right hand,
until Pat could stand 1t no longer.
Drawing back. he made vicious swing
at fly, but instead of catching 1t, he
caught his master an awful blow on
the back OF the head. The captain.
thinking there was mutiny, grabbed
the carving knife and made after Pat
rick. who retreated to the spar deck,
and there was a hurdle race fore and
aft-the officer of the deck and the or
derby trying to catch the admiral, who
was doing his best to put the carving
knife in the back of Pat, who finally
escaped. but never bothered any more
about flies on the admiral's head"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Accidental Happenings.

Fire in Duluth caused loss of about
SIS, 900.
Five people were burned to death at
Houston, Texas.
number of workmen are crushed
to death in tunnel in Maryland.
$1,000 fire in the Revere house in
Chicago created a panic among the
guests.
Fire during the night practically des-
troyed the village OF Kensett, Iowa.
Fourteen buildings were burned. The
total loss Is estimated at $4,000.
Thirty-five out of forty-two persons
who were working at cotton press
at Armeeli, India. have been burned to
death. The remainder were fatally
burned.
Fifteen persons were killed by the
collapse Of the cupola OF the Greek
church at Klizura, Albania. The ca
tastrophe is supposed to have been the
work Of Bulgarian agitators.
Mrs. C. T. Hamlin. wife of the gen.
eral manager OF the American Bridge
company, died at Birmingham, Ala,
from the effects of an overdose Of
choral taken to relieve neuralgia Of
the stomach. from which she was q
periodical sufferer
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
OF the Week

The harbor OF Matsumai canital ~
the island of Yesso, opposite Vladvi-
stok' is being transformed into naval
port The work is almost completed.
Ihere is considerable excitement in
bermuda over the expected arrival of
L'oo Boer prisoners The British gov
eminent has leased Darrell island for
one year.
Emperor William has ordered Capt.
Paschew. of the German second-class
cruiser Hansa. to command a punitive
expedition from China to avenge the
murder of Herr Mercke.
Count Conrulier, after two days trial
Tor the murder of his wife, Nov. II. by
shooting her three times as she was
ieaving the house of lawyer, NJ Lee
roux, an admirer OF the countess be-
lore her marriage, was acquitted at
Paris. amidst the applause of those in
court.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
sins and sInner..

Carevali. one Of the largest shipown-
ers and grain exporters at Braila, Rou-
mania, has committed suicide by shoot
ing himself. His alleged liabilities are
100000 francs.
Hard pressed by three constab les, a
burglar. thought to be z. c. Worley,
leaped into the Missouri river at PEN
ton, Iowa, and persisted in midstream
In full view Of his pursuers.
Thomas Mcclellan, president, super
intendent and manager of the brewery
firm of Parlor & Mcclellan of Phila-
delphia, was arrested at Buffalo, N. Y,
on charge OF having embezzled $780,
00O
AT a country dance three miles south
of Gilman, Ill.,. the three Morris broth
ers. Walter James and Philip, were
shot Walter died, the other two will
recover though James was seriously
wounded. George Morrison. who did
the shooting, claims self-defense.
Theodore Moore, the man who shot
Sheriff Richards at Benkelman, Neb..
and escaped from Jail was captured by
q posse. Moore stole a horse and led
his pursuers a lively race for nearly
ing we'll and will probably recover.
r. A. Maxey, for six years treasurer
Of Arkansas City, Kan, committed sui
eide by shooting. In a letter address,
ed to the bank in which the city funds
were held Mr.. Maxey said he was short
1856. He was to have turned his Of
flee over to his successor yesterday.
Two gypsy girls, Hanna and Lizzie
Mitchell, who were arrested in Wash
ington in connection with the disap-
pearance of Willie Mccormick, the
New York boy supposed to have been
kidnapped, were released from custody,
the police not being able to make
case against them.
James p. Voorhees, OF Washington.
son of the late Senator ID. w. Voorhees,
who was arrested in New York
charged with having been an accom-
plice In the robbery of Taylor's store,
was discharged from custody, the COM
planning witness having failed to make
out case against him.
The body Of the missing priest. Rev.
Mr.. Jolly Of st. Emile, Can. was found
in the lake near the Parish church.
Father Jolly disappeared Ave weeks
ago. but the fact was not made public
until April 60. Two weeks prior to his
disappearance he drew $4,000 from the
bank, which cannot be found.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Che News
washington Notes.

The free postal delivery system has
been reorganized
THE famous frigate Minnesota has
heen ordered to Hampton Roads, where
she will be used as a receiving ship.
secretary Hitchcock receiver hum
dreds of letters daily in regard to the
proposed land opening in the West.
The navy department has decided to
take steps Immediately to ascertain
me facts as to the connection of Lieut..
Townley with the army scandals in
Manila, developed by the testimony be-
fore the court martial.
The Indian bureau has completed it,
MANS for the new Sherman institute at
riverside, Cal, which is expected to be
one Of the finest buildings in the Indi-
an school service. 1t will cost $4,000.
and will accommodate 200 to 400 pupils.
dispatch has been. received from
Cen Macarthur at Manila stating that
the hospital reports show 2,5S6 sick in
hospitals In the Philippines, and 6l3
sick in quarters. This Is 5,586 per cent,
and is a less percentage OF sick than
has been shown at any time since our
troops were sent to the island
The monthly circulation statemen,
issued by the controller Of the curren-
cy shows that at the close of business.
April 80 1901. the circulation OF nation
al bank notes amounted to $3.50, 3d., So,
an increase for the year of $65, 406.496.
The circulation based on United States
bonds was 1921 ,975,9Ss, an increase for
the year of s75,90s, S26.
4,
admitted to practice FREDERICK Dege-
tau, the resident commissioner from,
Porto Rico in the United States. The
practice of the court is to permit only
citizens of the United States to prac
tice before IL. When he was presented
by Solicitor General Richards he was
introduced as a member OF the bar Of
the supreme court OF the Territory OF
Porto Rico. There was no objection to
his admission. 1t has no bearing on
the insular question.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Foreign.


Is reported that the Albanians In
Servia are committing wholesale
Pcities.
resident Errazuris Of Chile is In i'll
pth, and will turn over the presideN
duties to the prime minister. Senior
bal Zaratu.
fine flow Of petroleum has been
pvered in q well that was being
d twenty miles southeast of Qua
IRA. Mexico.
general amnesty has been pro-
bed In Colombia, and all political
hers ordered released, marking the
X the revolution.
las been ofYicially announced that.
4 to the mourning for the late
Victoria. no drawing room lev
oil be held this year.
lspatch received in London from
Ardam announces that Mr.. Kru-
g5ll leave for the United States at
t@mmencement Of June.
falcutta the officials engaged in
citing the bubonic plague were
ated by natives while disinfecting.
81 arrests were made.
constitutional committee of the
81 rigsdag has decided to report
GHrssen, the minister OF marine,
fdk of fitness and coDscientiouss
in&hing Rear Admiral Hagg for
st6 fault.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
A DOCTOR THIS TIME.

Portland. May 6th.--Dr. f. A. Rose, a
practicing physician, formerly of Yates
Center, Mans. was on what everyone
supposed to be his death bed. He had
Diabetes. and six of his brother doctors
were in attendance and consultation at
his bedside. They had done everything
that medical skill could suggest to save
his life, but they were at last reluctant
ly forced to tell him that he must pre-
pare for death.
dying bedside. After the doctors had
given her nephew up, she insisted that
as a'last resort. he be given a treat
ment Of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
From the very first dose the tide
turned in his favor. His life was saved
and he Is hale and hearty to-day.
This case and its cure has amazed the
physicians. and is the sensation Of the
hour. 1t is interesting to note that.
while many others are being cured by
this great discovery In medicine, the
physicians themselves are among the
first to benefit, and that while the SIM
pier and more prevalent forms. such as
rheumatism, Sciatica, Bladder and
Urinary Trouble and Female Weakness
disappear before 1t, the more malignant
foi ms, such as Bright's Disease, Dia-
betes and Dropsy, which have always
been regarded as :ncurable, are yield
ing just as easily.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are fast super
ceding all other treatment for Kidney
Disease, and as nearly all human sick
ness and suffering has its origin in the
Kidneys, the use of this wonderful med
icine is becoming almost universal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Inst Week
to Northwestern Inventors.
Luther T. Halle, Buttbe. Mont, pad
holder for musical Instruments; Traf-
ford N. Jayne. Minneapolis. Mimi,
measuring bottle stopper; Joseph r
Kramer, Gunderson, Mont. compensat-
ing gearing; Charles M. Stroud, Hast
ings, Mimi, gas stove; Max Toltz, st.
Paul, Mimi. lamp; Max Toltz, st. Paul,
Mimi, ceiling lamp.
Lothrop g. Johnson. patent attorneys, oil
4 912 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul. MINI
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Gen eraI.


Terry McGovern whipped Oscar Gard
ner in four rounds.
Mgr. Martinell: was formally notified
of his elevation to the cardinalate.
The Grinnell Congregational church
has been instructed to try Prof. Her
ron.
Buffalo exposit in directors decided
to keep tn. position open Sundays.
but close the midway.
The Atlantic union has been formed
for the purpose OF forming a closer
Anglo-Saxon social relationship.
The Northman, the second OF Chi
Cages trans Atlantic line to sail for
Europe. left Chicago bound for Ham
burg. The round trip is expected to
take fifty days.
Efforts that have extended over
term of nearly four years to combine
the leading manufacturers OF pianos In
an association for the control OF prices
have been revived.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
April -, 1900.

"Since receiving your answer to
my letter have been taking your
Vegetable Compound, and it has done
me more good than any medicine I
have ever taken. My menses are all
right now, and appear once month,
and feel so much stronger. shall
always praise your medicine. w. Miss
MAGGIE POLLARD, $40 So. 4th St.,
Richmond, Va.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

VS. tAoooA~~A
ness, irregular and
painful menstrual
alto n, and leu
corr h oe a. The
doctors medicine
did me no good.
/ have taken one
bottle and a half
Of your Vegetable
Com o u I'D, and
t h a n X s to your
medicine, my pains
are gone. / advise
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
, every woman who suffers |:

tite poor, sick 81
. t o ach every
morning, every
thing / eat hurts
me, am very weak,
thin, and sallow.
~ have tried Q
doctor, but he did
not seem to do me
any good. - Miss
MAGeIH POLLARD,
$40 So. 4th St.,
Richmond, Va.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning. Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-E Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. 25c Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

Aug. 6, 1898.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM: II have
suffered since the age Of sixteen with
painful menstruation. I have been
treated for months, and was told that
the womb had fallen q little. The
doctor says that Ia now in place again,
but still have the same pain. Please
tell me what to do Mrs. EMMA
KUEHL, 112 Trautman st., Brooklyn,
K. D., NY.
Jan. 10, 1899.
DEAR MRS. PrNKHAM After re-
ceiving your reply to my letter of
Aug. ! followed your kind advice,
and am glad to tell you that have
been cured Of the severe pain at time
of menstruation through the use Of
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. / have taken six bottles of
it, felt better after the first bottle,
and after while had no more pain
or womb trouble.
had doctored from the age of six
teen to twenty-six, and had lost all
hope, but your medicine has made
me well.
81 would like to have you use my
testimonial, SO that others may see,
and be inspired with hope, and take
your medicine. "--MRs EMMA KUEHI.,
lie Trautman St. Brooklyn, E. d. NY.
Feb. 90, 1900.
81 saw your medicine SO highly
recommended thought would write
to you for advice.
my menstruation occurs every two
weeks, lasts week, and is painful.
have been troubled in this way for
some time. I suffer from sick head
ache and backache all the time, appe-
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Not at Present.

"Have you any sodding you want
done this spring." asked a colored man
of mean Central Avenue resident.
Not at present. My mother-in-law's
health is first class. "-Indianapolis
News.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

First Kansan-Did that cyclone dam
age Jed Perkins house emmy?
Second Kansan-Dunno; 1t hain't lit
yit.-Ohio State Joural.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Eve NO ExceptIon.

It Is utter nonsense for the new wo-
man to claim she is infallible."
$50 say. No woman was ever new
er than Eve, and yet she was not above
the making of takes."-Philadelph
Times.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09


Pinkham's
andr oil mems e
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
Peuple Talked Abeat.

Postmaster Samuel G. Dorr of Buff
falo, N. Y, died suddenly Of heart fail
ure.
r. Bidwell to be collector of customs
for the district Of New York.
Percy harrington, eight Viscount
Darlington and Baron Shute, died in
England. He was born In 1925.
Harry Berlet, aged thirty-eight. a
well known sporting man, late of Chi
cago dropped dead in st. Joseph, Mo.
According to an unconfirmed report
In London J. Pierpont Morgan will sit
for portrait by Whistler and for a
bust by Miss Beveridge.
Edwin Bell Mower, widely known as
the advertising manager and director
of the American Cereal company, died
in Chicago. Interment at Cedar Rap
ids, Iowa.
w. Bayard Cutting, Jr., secretary OF
the United States embassy in London,
and Lady Sybil, daughter Of the earl of
Desart, were married at All Saints
church.
Prof. Renvers OF Berlin, one of the
physicians in attendance upon Empress
Dowager Frederick. visited her recent
ly at her castle and expressed himself
as satisfied with her condition.
Miss Carmen Davis, daughter OF
Brig. Gen. Davis, former governor-gen-
eral Of Porto Rico and now provost
marshal at Manila, was married In
San Juan to Philip Mumford. cashier
in the banking house Of De Ford & Co.
John Philip Sousa has received a
lcable message notifying him that the
French government had recognized HIS
services at the Paris exposition by
eonferring upon him the appointment
Pnd decoration Of the French academy.
Congressman r. e. Crump. repre-
tentative from the Tenth mich. dis
trict, died at his home in West Bay
Eity, from heart trouble. He was elect
ID to congress In 1885, has served three
erms, and was reelected last fall for
he fourth time.
iTheodosius Secor, one Of the earliest
pilders OF marine engines. is dead at
Is home In Brooklyn, aged ninety
lree. In 1886 he started in business
It'll Charles Morgan. the founder OF
r Morgan lire Of steamships. as his
ftner.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

n r mn Ban
VJUUV ~ ~ p % IK M MsDicffSE CO
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
with female weak

troubled in suffering
suffer Vegetable
ache backache all the
there anything about which
advice write freely Mrs Pnkham No will
surely help
female ills helped hundreds thousands
back to health Her address advice
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

Tests Of japanese coal demonstrate
that 1t compares favorably with the
coal of America.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
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sensible vo-
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Free Press.
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p, sIey sup.
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speed OF Ion
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

IS Pile and
ESe and cure
our cents in
|lis, MINI.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

the shoes
"a who has
ZEN have to.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09

| a poor
Tit-Bits.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1901-05-09
RED

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plenty.
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grow.
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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-07-17
Automobile For Women.

The present-day French aristocracy
has the automobile fever in its most
virulent form, and the lady of fashion
must have separate vehicles suitable to
the proper performance of her daily
round Of social duties. Various types
of park equipages, closed carriages,
etc., form her livery outfit, and now
that the firm of Levassor ct Boisse
has produced a handy little gasoline
vehicle designed especially for prom
cnading and shopping, the volatile lit
tie French chauffeuse is losing no time
in adding it to her already large "sta-
ble." It is, in truth, most convenient
little three-wheeler resembling for all
the world the American "tri-moto"),
requires very little attention, Is power
full enough for all the demands that
may be put upon it; is easily ham
died, neat, handsome. and, above all,
it has received Dame Fashions stamp
Of approval-hence its popularity with
the Parisienne with q penchant for
automobilism. It is essentially a
lady's vehtcle-a man would look out
of place in it. The average French
woman, equipped with one of these
handy little vehicles, can make the
rounds of the stores in much less
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-07-17

Inclined those who study it the closest
to believe that, making allowance for
the great inferiority Of the class of
invertebrates, the Formicadae certain
" hold among invertebrates a rank
Commensurate with that sustained by
primates, including man, among vete-
brates.
Taking into account the compara-
lively enormous masses of brain mat
ter belonging to a number of large
animals which exhibit a marked de-
gree of incogitance, and the intelli-
gence manifested by members Of this
division Of Hymenopetra. the claim
made by Darwin that the anterior
ganglion in the head Of an ant consti-
tuting its brain "is the most marvellous
atom of matter in the world" is JUS
titled.
It is interesting to notice how diverse
are the methods adopted by inTerte-
brate intelligence from that Of man in
attaining a desired result. For in
stance, men make the tools they re-
quire for carving or for digging, in
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-07-17
Business and American Fathers.

There is a clear lesson in story told
by the captain of police precinct in
New York. Ono evening man came
to the station house asking If any lost
children were there. Three were
asleep in a back room, and the man
went in to see II his own was among
the number. He wakened boy be-
tween two and three years old and
asked of him If he were Johnny So
and-So. The little fellow being very
sleepy and frightened, could not be
made to answer, and the man turned
away, saying he would have to send
his wife over. What! do you not
know yor: own child?" the police off,
cial asked. ITO tell the truth, don't"
the man replied. Il work on the -
line of street cars; the children amt
up when l go away in the morning,
and they, in bed when 1 get back at
night. never see them" Later his
wife appeared and identified one Of the
children. 1t was not the one the faith
er had picked out!-Harper's Bazaar.