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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
Sing some sweet joy

horse trade and still managed to have Worldbeater
proves that only takes discriminating eye to enjoy
all the pleasures of fame.
But day Sam taken in tow by the town mar
shall fracturing the ordinance He protested
that he had such thing an ordinance
whatever that might be, if it missing they
liberty his place. But the unfeelng minions
Of the him before the magistrate and charged
him with having endangered the lives of the popuIace
driving through the streets at greater rate OF speed
than six miles hour, the limit provided by the
city ordinance and the constitution of the United
States" Sam secured the services of Lawyer Boggs.
always .sagfn the state Boggs had taken a
months treatment in the law and was possessed
great confidence. He declared that he had never
that had not been clear to him
at glance He carried his law in his head and
scorned it up books, and therefore, he was
often at outs with the supreme court But he was a
practical who believed the shortest way the BEST
and within ten minutes after Sam White had retained
him his defense he had dozen witnesses ready to
that Sam owned horse that could go six
miles an hour When Sam heard his defense outlined
wildly protested threatened to get another law
yer. would suffer penalty rather than silently
give his approval base SANDER on his horse-
flesh. He wanted ordinance combatted constlua-
tiona grounds. Lawyer Boggs who was equally at
home in every branch of the law, had no objection
rassng with the constitution. if Sam so desired, but
he gave understand that his charge would be
higher. Sam, knowing how much his own check on the
bank worth offered objection. He said 1t
was Justice he was after. the case OF the
State White duly called.
There had been trouble early In the game. The at
torney for state, pompous Mr. Wigs. with long,
lingering kind Of nose and longer, more lingering
kind thirst in beginning his remarks to the jury nao
Been interrupted by Boggs, who claimed that Mr.
Wigs proceeding along unconstitutional lines ana
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
THE STATE VS.. WHITE.


When the famous of the State VS.. White was
his honor Hezekiah Felton, j. p, business
in little Ashvle generally suspended In
view of poch-makng event In the annals OF the
place had not been drunk for two days ana
studying the constitution SO the gravity
of the situation apparent to the villagers
said that Justice FELTON, wore MS
elevation he had been popu-
iarly known "Zeke' but assuming his high or
insisted that it "Eezekiah In the
local print and so it read upon sigma
which he signed and documents of the
The of awful responsibility rested on him
heavily gave conversation air of pro-
found welfare of the general govern
ment Declaration of Independence; and he con-
eidered every action brought in his court as having
potent bearing the constitution His suddenly as
sumed dignity set him like an old habt ana ala not
when he lost at poker He gave II OUT
that no liberties court would be permitted
at any time would be heavily punished as contempt
and said always in session, and therefore,
always object of contempt
Same White the defendant in the case, was a horse
man. both because opportunities the profession
gave him for appearing busy, and because horses
were the only things not make fun of him. He
was lowered with rare Imagination, which gave
him large string 220 class. He never carried
a watch He preferred trust his eye. He had
mysterious wink which he worked when he told about
his hosses remarked that he was not giving OUT
inside information, which meant TO impress MS
with the fact that the worlds record was IN
danger But Sam to the scratch, for just
as his animal would get to the point where 1t was
to a system of tme-keeping IN the
world Sam greater possibilities In some other
horse The number of times he got beaten In
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

temptation The court Mortified at this invasion
of it's dignity Immediately assessed Mr.. Loggs So
for contempt and administered stingi- 'eprimand,
together with expression of great that
PROCLAMATION of the sacred temple of justice should
occur in his court. Mr. Boggs promptly handed Judge
FELTON, crisp ten dollar bill, which caused
the part of the audience if they had discovered
the north pole. II cannot change ten dollars
fessed the judge with sign. Mr.. Boggs
hand and replied: Keep it all, your honor. nis
breezy little whiffet will be backing up again. II
take out the other five dollars worth"
Order restored the court room.
Boggs proceeded to wind up his appeal the jury
final assault the language of his fathers
tails keeping perfect time to the movement Of his arms
He pleaded for the eternal principles equity
tce, and begged the jury not to do anything which
would tend to lessen the peoples faith in the
ernment undermine the strength of tne republic He
begged them to remember Bunker Hill and Valley
Forge, pictured the progress of liberty from its
very inception this crucial instance when it
trembling in the balance, and urged the Jury to
throw its influence the right side of the SCALE
that the bood forefathers spilled thousand
fields to give liberty might not be Spilled IN va1n'
Not man audience felt that moment that
liberty the brink OF its destruction
Then Mr.. Wigs read long time from the books
again. and his honor told the jury TIC take up the
with the fear of God before then md to be gov
erned only by the law and the evidence
While waiting for the jury to make its mind, the
court quietly observed to Boggs that in of
to the the wrested conscieneiously
many and finally disagreed, much to tie dis
satisfaction of Felton, J. p who called 1t an eS rtlcn
of Justice" When the foreman asked why the
jury could agree, replied that they could not
decide which side the book agent was on
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
VERSE AMP, WORSE.
A LITTLE PHILOSOPHY.

sWorld's goin' TO the DEVIL. heard a Teller say
As ne hove a heavy sigh and acted sick:
You jest bet yer life is, when folks talk that
away,
And. my friend. yer helpin her to git there quick:
World amt going to glory
Till folks can kind O.
She's purity nigh the right kind
OF world she ort to be!
ssun a,int goin to shine no MORE you'll hear man
complain;
And his face will bear him out in what he says;
Sunshine amt proper fttin' the rain
Fer folks with such distrusin' sort of ways;
When yer heart is brimmin'
with Happiness divine
Then the old kind o. thinks
He'll begin to shine
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
81 81 81

Me and Louie Haasenpfener vos SLIDING In Lauben-
herners onder efening alder fully discussonng
skituaton nit Beers, der effect dot der death
Ii Hung Chank would kaf on der crop uf mop und
cnhs der conversationing gradually relaxationed uf
ids strenuously on acgoundt uf der declining uf der
money market in Louies pocket 1 doing
ortering all efening. Vile blinking aboudt
Cashmere Boauet bon mot to handed each odder l
ferry much annoyanced by a ieedle file who kept
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
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THE LITTLE TELLER.

Jest q little teller
With twinkle in his eye,
And a heart beneath nis jacket
Biggern apple pie.
And he had a way of talkin'
Which, while it want perIite,
Was jes so sweet and simple
That it made the world look bright
Jest little Teller
But he had a laugh, by jing,
That nigh d make winter day
AS sunny as the spring;
And a whistle which he whistled
Every minnit of the day
A wnistlin' daybreak in at morn
Then whistlin' it away!
Jest a little Teller
And his face was homely, too;
But, O! his heart was lovely
AS a lily bathed in dew!
And Jest cause he's a-livin
There's more sun on the sod,
And life is meanin' more to me
And earth seems near to God!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

hewing matly stems suddenly an iea,
or conunderum you please, flashed nit SURPRISING
rapidly through men neadt handed Id SO kewicky to
Louie dot he finched ad der words vich I hurled ad
him.
Louie" set ware do der flies vented in
ter time? Yes!'
in der summer you found a file in der pie or
swimming aroundt in cub uf hod coffee Dots ven
you stob consider und cheneray you set Something's
lige YOU wouldn't lge hear your wife set Id Yes?
sBud laying all choking asite ware do you dink dey
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

really vented, aindt id?'
"ven Budweiser' ne set dot iss kevestion, yes!
Mop
sure set, "I ask you, who ISIS der reason. do
you know id?'
Louie schn1oked his bife und der profoundment NIT
his schiling evidenced dot he vos VI
der opinion dot vos trying mage games Ut
him, und he vos inclinationed to resented ID
HOh,' set, you nod many times kess
I know Won or life dot meinseluf. Ware do all
uf dsr hair pins, clothes pins und pin-pns go ven
ey are Disappearance und iss all uf der bicycles
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
BUpWElsER's CoNUNDER UNI.

yot used to been veeaing ub und down der streedt?
sOh!' T set, you go way down und set yoursenur
back You are easiness NIT your conunderlnas
You know dot China Is yust onder site uf der
ground aindt ID yes! und hair pin on any
odder olt pins loses himselluf Wy 1t through NIT
der onder site und oudt ad q place In CHINA
called Tao-Pin vch in Chinese lankwidges means,
Take PIN" Do you dissemination yourselluf, yes?
.sNow as to der veels vent, couldt only say,
yelling Vest Frginia.'
Dot staggered Louie, as he hat pooty goot ioadt
alretty such punches uf wisdom handed him all
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
81 81 81

ad Won time vos someding he been used to
yet
again alder Louie feeling himselluf
again asket him der orchinal kevestion, Ware do
flies vented in der winter timer"
Louie ma answerings und diskinered dot-Ie
vos asieeb SWITCH shook him ub a. seedle und
visited between clenciled eeths well,
Louie 'vot ISIS der answer?
Lige der nople und chenerous
brafely opened und chenty murmured In mein
ear 1.-TWO red abbles,' und den he gone.
I Immediately vanqushed meinseluf.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
WHO SINGS A SONG.

Who sings song
Should sing it to himself and not the throng
Or he may wake to find the tickle morn
Full-fooded with the worlds contempt and scorn
VINO sings song
Should sing it to his heart when nights are long
Sing it to 1ull grief, joys stress
So shall it give another happiness!
Sing sweet joy
That budded in your heart without alloy,
And made existence sweet Snail thy strain
Be fraught with glory when it comes again!
Sing of some silent mood
That lit thy soul with dreams in solitude
Thy song shall wing its way to some poor heart
And be of sun-sweetened life part.
So shall thy song abide
Tnyself not caring what to it betide-
And to mans heart heritage shall be-
Dropping anchor to posterity
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
THE CREED GENUINE.

Let's be awful happy boys
Every blessed minnit
Then this old worlds bound to have
Lots O. sunshine in it;
For the old sun when ne sees
Us so bloomin' jolly
Bet you he'R cheer up and say:
sI'm with you, boys, b'gollyp'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
By Larry 10.

We shall find when the shadows fall day
Life still holds charm that age steals not away;
Though youths music hushed visions depart,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
;;I.11A;INE:'S
DID WONDERS FOR HER.

Miss Carrie Myers, living at 80 Point
street, Camden, N. j., writes: ST am
forty-fiye years of age and go out
working as housekeeper or sewing. I
have been ailing for eleven years. l
have been suffering with terrible
pains in the head and a sick stomach.
At times 1 could not attend to my
work and had to stay in bed for two
or three days at time. | was also
troubled with my bowels not working.
I could not move them for four days
sometimes and / suffered terribly. l
doctored and tried all kinds OF home
remedies, but none gave me any re-
lief. I spent many a dollar, so the
lady of the house asked me to try
Rinans Tabules. She always keeps
them and thought 1 would give
them a trial. I can say they ala
wonders for mel have no more head
aches and sickness in stomach ana
nv bowels are regular, which they
never were before / think the Tan-
,Iles work wonderfully, and now go
10 nv work well and strong ana
would never be without them. | shaH
recommend them to my friends am
Won can use this, my wonderful cure,
as testimonial. "
There Is scarcely any condition of Ill health
that IS not benefited by tho occasional uss OF
R.I.P.A.N.S Ta6ule and tbs price, 10 for
cents does not bar them from any homo }.
;ustify anyone in enduring Ills that Gre el;il5
} ,,-aJ Far co1a hv all DRUGGISTS.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
IMMORTALITY.

know that some things are divine,
Which Immortality shall keep;
For I nave seen mother smile
Above her baby's sleep!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

quiesced the girl with the Mary Manner
ing curl, "our cat got in the parlor last
night while Charlie Squeesicks was CALI
ing, and when we saw its eyes we
thought 1t was my little brother. -
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
PROF. HUNT M. UP.

Speaking of ghosts" remarked the
girl with the pompadour, :" cats eyes
shine SO in the dark they startle one at
times
Il should say Sc" thoughtlessly ac-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
AN IDEAL.

IF we laugh love and dream as we journey along
And tickle the world in the ribs with song
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

Long years he toiIed and ate his crust bread,
Scorn for his pillow, misery for his bed!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

He lived aloneLbut with him to the end
He had the solace of one constant friend.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06
''cE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

IN sa,,er s Of the estate of Bertha Ellen
Nh .s hereby given, that on Monday, the
.'Septcmbcr, A. D., 1901, being ono
s,ISular ,Saar days OF tho August Probate
ss,ee County Court OF Otcro County,
ks,ra,oi oi colorado. 1, Andrew NichOles,
se ,Ina,,r ol said estate, Will appear bc.
sren, re,ise OF said Court, present my final
ElaI al, ~ y such administrator, pray the
ssbae,, inc same. and will then apply to
ktime as such administrator, Al
ippeara anu place any person in interest
fanr and present objections to the
rocky Ford. Colorado. August %,
tahis,,,. ANDREW NiCHoLEs,.
sa, Decasoor 9f the estate OF Bertha Ellen
o.eeascd. 1915
syE Fnh wish to rent n farm, advertise
Ii t IN" WISH 81, to buy anything, adver-
'ne Enterprise.
!. enterprise has excellent facili-
:" Poster work. Call and SEQ US.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06

i i't th~ wish 81 to buy anything, adver-
: 'ne Enterprise.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06

= Enterprise. " -
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
Bobby Burns Cottage.

Considerable alterations are in course
Of being carried out at the birthplace
OF Robert Burns, known as Burns
Cottage" at Alloway, Scotland. 1t is
intended to remove hall attached to
the back Of the cottage, used as mu-
seum and temperance refreshment
room, and to transfer the Burns relics
from this 10 a new and larger hall in
a range Of cottage buildings which
have just been completed within the
grounds attached to the cottage. The
caretaker and his family, who inhabit
part of the cottage, have also been pro-
yided with accommodations in the new
buildings. The cottage will thus be
restored as far Is possible to its orig
inal condition.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
This will Intcres. Many.

To quickly introduce the famous blood pur-
iHer, i. D. L. (Bo:anic Blood Bslm) into new
homes, we will give Gway 10000 treatments
absolutely free. L. e. B. viii positively cure
all blood and skin troubles-alccrs, cancers,
ecrofula, eczema. eaiing sores, itching humors,
swcllings, pirlples, boils, carbuncles, bone
pains, rheumatism, catarrh, contagious blood
poison. affecting throat, bones and joints o:
mucous patches. L. i. L. makes the blood
pure and rich. hc.:ls every soro or eruption and
stops all aches and pains. Druggists, 81.
For free treatment address blood Balm Co.,
II Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ca. Describe trou-
BILE and free medical advice given until cured.
z. i. b. cures old, deep-seated cases tina. re
fuse to heal under palen. medicines OF doc
tors treatment.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
First Corpse crenated in Japan.

japan is the country in which Gre
nation is practiced on the largest
scale. In an interesting statement
made to a hygienic congress, Mr.. va
name, chief police surgeon Of Toxic,
gave the reasons for this practice. The
burning Of corpses had its beginning
in Buddhism, Buddhist priest, 1t IS
said, having been cremated at Shin
shu twelve hundred years ago. In 1876
police orders were issued regulating
the practice Of cremation. and to-day
in the environs of Toxic alone there
are seven cremator!es- According TO
the authority quoted. cremation Is ac-
complished in less time IN Japan than
in other countries. In two or three
hours the body is completely reduced
to cinders. and that without the slight
est odor. Whereas in European coun-
tries there are seven or eight classes
of funerals, there are in Japan but
five, the prices of which range as fol
lows: $40, $3.50, $3.50. $3.50 and so
cents.
At kioto and Osaka, as we'll as In a
number Of other towns, 1t IS estimated
that two-thirds of those who die from
infectious diseases are cremated, and
of others two-ffths. In 1898 out Of
3s,S99 dead. 21.943 were buried and
1886, or forty-f1ve per cent cremated.
philadelphia Record.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
For La Grippe and Headache.

These disagreeable and dangerous dis
eases may be relieved Immediately by the
meIy use OF Hicks Capudine Headache
Cure. l5c, 25c and SOC at all drug 'tores. IL
your druggist does not keep it send &c Tor
postage on trial bottle. HICKS CHEMICAL
Co., Raleigh, N c.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

The editor of the woman's page was
looking over his proofs. Where IS
that pudding recipt?' he howled. The
office goat gulped down the fag end
of galley slip. "Ra-a-a-a-' he re-
marked, which. being interpreted,
means: "The proof Of the pudding is
in the eating"
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
Cruelty IN Esctrocutions.

Electrocution khs been violently at
lacked by the)flectrical Review on the
ground of|cruelty. The Review holds
that shooting. garroting, hanging, the
ruillotine, harikarl and beheading BY
the sword, are all humane compared
with the mutilations and sickening
preparations for an electrical execu-
ton.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-East

A powder 10 shake into your shoes: rests the
feet. Cures Corns, Bun;ons, Swollen, Sore,
Hot Callous, Aching. Sweating Feet and In
growing Nails Aliens FOo.-Ease makes new
or tigh: shoes easy. A: all druggists ana
shoe stores, 25 cts. Sample mailed fhEE.
Address Allen s. Olmstcd, Leroy, n. y.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous,
ness after first days use OF DR.. Kine's Great
Nerve Restorer 81 trial bottle and treatise free
DIR. Il. II. KLINE, Ltd, 9Sl Arch St., Phila., IA
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

From the use OF Crab Orchard Water arc eS-
perienced by taking it in small doses, and US
ing it regularly. small doses stimulate the
secretions OF the stomach and bowels, and re
store them TO their normal condition.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Halls Catarrh Cure is liquid and is taken
Internally, and acts directly upon the blood
ard mucous surfaces OF the system. Send for
testimonials, free. Sold by Druggists, 1oc.
+. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, y.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

The demand for candles in China is very
large, owing to the fact that they are used
at all religious ceremonies.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

A Colonel in the British South African
army says that Adams Tutti Frutu was
blessing to his men while marching.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

The use OF aceiy;enc abroad Is very
much more general than 1t Is IN the lni'
ted States.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Piso's Cure canno. bs too highly spoken o.
as cough cure.-J. W. O'GfnEN, 3Z2 Ih,rd aN
Avenue, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Each package OF PUTNAM FADELEss DYE
colors more goods than any other aye ana
coIors them bsl:er TOO. Sold by all druggists.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

In OHIO minor must have the consent
of parent or guardian in order to marry.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Montana still has about 100000 acres
of unoccupied land.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Mrs. winsloE's Soothing Syrup fo- children
,eethins soften tae gums, reduces inGamma-
ton. aliays pain, cures wind colo. CSC o bott!o
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
The G-entcst Benefits

Marble is abundant in the southern
ranges OF the Balkan Mountains.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

Many man with fine head has very
bad heart.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

There are more spinster so by choice
than the worldlings would believe.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25
4 Months Test Free.

The biggest hero is the man VINO Is
scared most and runs least.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

The Chicago girl manages to get ther
with both feet. so. II.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

All arctic dogs are provided with thicl
mat of wool under their hair.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

The Esquimau dog is found in Siberia,
. as well Us in Nth America.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

II you have Rheumatism, write DR.. Shoocp,
Racine, Wis. Box 14S, for six bottles of his
Rheumatic Cure exp. paid. Send no money.
Pay $5. so 0ifcured.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

A fine fellow-the baseball umpire.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-25

A CTIvE MAN by large Manufacturing hoese; i5ot9on
and permanent position IL satisfactory ADDRESS
G. b. p CO., T23 Chestnut Street. PhiladeipnlA'
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1901-08-23

a very hot iron should never be used
for flannels or wOOlens.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1901-08-23
| OIyEO J
=A.RE.GARDEN..
81. s,,,1BlJ. l7197<s.2,-7GS
r-'.-.' ~'fJfJkls5scf - ~
CORN FOR THE SILO.
That shall Approach Maturity
before Frost.

The more corn there is put into the
silo the greater will be the value of
the product removed from the silo.
There J., % popular notion that the en-
silaging of corn adds something to its
value which is not contained N the
Original material. This notion is
wrong, and the greater the feed value
of the product put into the silo The
greater the feed value Of the ensilage
will be. Corn should be planted for
the silo but little. if any, thicker on
the ground than il should be planted
where the object is TO produce grain.
Corn is distinctively sun plant, and if
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1901-08-23

Calicoes, ginghams and chinize4
should be ironed on the wrong side.