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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
HE'S 4 GOOD FELLoW.

The Globe salutes a friend who
wrote recently from Lake Benton, Mimi,
and wishes him the rewards that are
meet for a good fellow. Mentioning the
circumstance of his stopping the paper
a year ago, and the fact that he had
frequently and vigorously applied the
hammer in the time intervening, he an
nounces that former pleasant relations
with ne G 10 b have been re-estab-
lished by reason of the declared policy
of the newspaper.
my ak. Henceforth my nickels will be
daily spent on T he G lob e. Moreover,
shall work as hard in it's interest and
circulation as have worked against it in
the past. Feel that it is my duty to
support and aid every honest advocate
of the principles of the party
Now, there's a good fellow for you.
T h G / o e imagines he is a Methodist
brother in good standing-one who be-
for the backslider who comes to the al
tar and offers to prove his renewed pro-
LESSONS by his works. It is an approx
ed doctrine that while the lamp holds
out to burn, the yiiest sinner may re-
turn and also that there is more rejolc-
ing over the return of one lamb strayed
from the fold than over the ninety and
nine that never wandered.
T h G o b has made it's explanation
Of the circumstance of it's wandering and
has declared the meekness Of spirit in
which 1t again comes to the door Of
the fold. With malice toward none, with
charity for all, The Globe hopes in
the future to dwell tremendously with
its Democratic brethren, working In the
ranks for the success of the party it serv-
ed so long and left for a short time
with SO many deep regrets
Come, now, the rest of you, and be
good fellows, too
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
GET TOGETHER oR GET orr

Chairman Campbell, of the New York
state Democratic committee, Is reported
as having declared that Richard Croker
must retire from the position of dictator
at state conventions if a union of the
Democratic factions in that state is to be
accomplished.
The ST. Paul Globe cares as little
for Chairman Campbell as it does for
Richard Croker, and it cares nothing for
either save, as he may be an instrument
in promoting Democratic success. 1t is
satisfied that there is an element of good
sense, however, In the suggestion of
Chairman Campbell, even though it is in
terms more ill-natured and more vague
than any statement should be emanatfng
from a man of his prominence in the par.
ty concerning a fellow Democrat as
prominent and powerful for good AMI
evil alike as Mr.. Croker.
So far as Mr.. Croker has been a dicta-
tor at state conventions or elsewhere he
has ceased to beNa Democrat and is de-
serving of no tolerstion. But Mr. Croker
is the leader Of great and powerful
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
GREENRooM GOSSIP.

The Augustin DAILY Musical Comedy
company in San Toy has quite cap
tured Chicago. thefcritics giving this at
traction the credit of being one of the
most enjoyable and .tuneful comic operas
seen in that city In several seasons.
Henry F. Vincent, general stage direc-
tor for J. c. Williamson, manager OF Her
Majesty's theater. Sydney. Australia, has
been with the .sBen Hur'' company the
past two weeks, making study of this
production. He will stage it when pre-
scented in Australia in February.
Klaw and changers production of
capacity of the Olympic theater In St
Louis. The route of this attraction for
the remainder of the season contemplates
visits to Pittsburg Philadelphia, Wash
ington. Baltimore and Boston.
Through temporary illness, Walter
Hale has been compelled to relinquisn
the part of Col. Jack Brereton in sup
port Of Mary Managing in Janice
this character in the original production
last year. has resumed this role.
The Klaw and Erlanger Opera COM
pany, with Jerome Sykes. in De Koven
one of the most successful travelling or
CARNATIONS Of the present season. It
has averaged 81 400 performance since
it began its tour In Rochester in Septem-
bar.
May Robson, the MRS Bang of THE
Messenger Boy noted for her comic
character makeupss has quite outdone
even herself in this musical comedy. A
week or SO ago her wardrobe for the part
Of Mrs. Bang was added to in a most
unexpected way. Reeves Smith, the
actor, and C. D. Moon, manager Of the
opera house at Eau Claire, Wis, dlscov-
cred a hat on the rack in local res
taurant that they thought would strike
Miss Rcibson's fancy. To say 1T was a.
wonderful creation would be to put it
mildly. Such. another grotesque con,
earth. They bought tit and sent it to
Miss Robson by express. She now wears
it in the first act of tine Messenger
Boy It is hit In itself.
The remarkable fact that three i'm
portant productions have just closed be-
cause New York theaters may not he
commanded, indicates how completely
the managers of New York playhouses
control the dramatic business. Sadie Mar
tinot In Clyde Fitch's The Marriage
Friendship" and Henry Miller in
attractions referred tp. Not ali Jacob
Lifts influence Or money could procure
nor Clyde F1tcn's great New York vogue
and he is the reignfng fad-do as much
for 1.-THE Marriage Game. Mr.. Miller is
said to be high in Charles Frohman.s
| good graces; but he. too, succumbed. 1t
Is said that all of these pieces will be
revived when New York opens her doors
to let them In. The deduction Is obvious.
Manag gers will not, hereafter, make i'm
portant productions until they have their
New York time contracted. 1t Is also
plain that a New York success is now
more important than ever Kirk La
SheIle waited two years to get The
Bonnie Brier Bush on the metropon-
| happy; for this play. with the fayorlte
actor T. H Stoddart in the stellar role,
created a profound impression, and it's
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Fair saturday; Sunday
partly cloudy; probably rain or snow In
extreme northeast portion; fresh south,
erly winds. shifting to westerly and
northwesterly by Sunday.
Upper Michigan-Cloudy Saturday ana
Sunday; probably rain or snow Sunday;
variable winds. becoming fresh south
easterly.
isconsin-Generally fair Saturday and
Sunday, except probably rain or snow
Sunday in extreme northern portion;
variable winds. becoming fresh, souther-
ly.
North and South Dakota-..Fair Satur-
day; Sunday fair colder; Winds becom-
ing westerly.
Montana-Partly cloudy Saturday; Sun
day colder and generally fair; westerly
winds.
St. Paul = Yesterdays observations.
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, st. Paul. P. F. Lyons. observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at O'Clock
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
ature, SO; lowest temperature, 81; average
temperature. SO; daily range, z: barome-
ter, 5000; humidity, so; precipitation, O.;
D. M, temperature, "a; Z p. M, wind,
east; weather, partly cloudy.
Yesterdays Temperatures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
KITCHENS.

Speakin' impartial, as a married man
AS dimes at 'ome, and, therefore, do not
care
I promulgate little vatican:
Take it, or else continue as you were.
always think that ignorance is best
More 'ungry and more Apply than the
wise
And wot say I've put it to the test:
And truth is truth, and lies is only
lies.
1t may be that the kitchens is not clean,
That beetles nightly dance about the
floor.
Wot do 1t matter If you ave not seen?
'Ow shall it 'urt you If they close the
door?
Go an inspect, and lose my appetite?
Exist on ard dry biscuits out Of tins?
Stun all that's tasty with an 'orrid
fright?
Live like saint that's sorry for is
sins?
Not me, my friend The things do not
know
Disturb me not so long as can live;
And vile you have to wander ere be-
low,
This is the best advice you'll ear me
give.
London Express.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
Rusipes. Men for High once.

The remark made by Lord Rosebery In
a recent address. upon which the IN
ouirer favorably commented at the time,
to the effect that he would IKE 10 SEQ
the experiment made of placing the pusl-
ness Of the government in the hands OF
business men, has attracted widespread
att ..tion and provoked an animated de-
bat AS the British mind is not open to
the ready reception Of new Ideas, 1t was
at first supposed by the British public
that what Lord Rosebery said was
meant to be understood in a Piekwicklan
sense. that he did not intend his state
ment to be taken literally. but that ne
was merely inclined to be satlrical at
the expense Of the eminently unbusiness-
like character of the present government.
But upon further reflection the fact has
been appreciated that the remark was
made In all seriousness, and that 1t has
good sense to recommend it.-rniladelphia
Enquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
Come Side
Remarks


This country is fast going to the "dem-
milton bow-wows,' the photographic CT
ficials see snakes, and the Chicago pro-
fessors have taken to seeing queer
things with heads and tails in the sky
Where is that w. C. T. u, anyway?
What are the chances that this Brook
lyn Partridge who has just been appoint
ed police commissioner will get winged?
Prof Germans decayed meat light may
be all right, if it is not accompanied by a
1eo-candle power smell.
The British secretary for home affairs
says that if those stupid Beers would
only find out that they are beaten Great
Britain would gladly make peace. That
has a probable sort of sound, too
You have to take your birth certificate
along with you when you go to Dakota
these days, as a means of Identification,
as since the safe robberies there the
whole population has gone into the Saer
leck Holmes business and strangers are
taken to the lookup on general prin-
ciples.
Seymour Bell, British commercial agent
says we want Scotch whisky and tea
Not mixed, Mr. Bell, not mixed. We take
ours plain.
Listen TO that New Jersey professor
trying to make US believe that the mos
uuitoes in that part of the country do not
bite, that all the biting kind found there
is imported from the neighboring states.
These are the days when the anxious
mother wishes Johnnie was fitted with
some sort Of steam gauge or safety valve
so that she might know exactly when
the flling act has reached danger point.
ssTame Moose" is what they call the
fiery cup that does not cheer, but in.
ebriates, in North Dakota This is hardly
an appropriate name for that ''foaming''
sort they have been selling the lumber
jacks.
Secretary Root decided not to try to re.
peal the anti-canteen law when he
learned that the w. c. t. u. was or,
ganizing tremendous fight for 1T. He
merely remarked, Don't shoot, ladies,
I'll come down."
And now Is the fate of the homely,
famiIiar muskrat sealed, for hereafter,
If the fashion reports be true our seal
skin jackets and 'lustred sable (what-
ever that may be-, will re nothing but
plain, ordinary muskrat.
The whirligig of time has beaten Coach
Woodruff, of Pennsylvania, whose "whirl-
igig', of football proved no trick against
Cornell, so he has resigned.
stPity the woes of poor old governorr'
Here's that miserable Idaho saying she
can offer only moral support" when
everybody knows 1t is money that Is
wanted.
They had a real genuine man-hater in
New York, but they have lost her. She
committed suicide yesterday, but was
careful to leave note behind in which
she said: There Is no man in this case.
there is not man In the world l would
give two cents for She had been mar
ried.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
THE GRAND yURY,s Report


The grand jury, whose report has Just
been published, is one composed of men
of the highest standing, business ability
and personal rectitude to be found in any
walk of life. They performed their duties
corscientiously and without fear or favor.
The extent of their report shows that
they did not shirk the full discharge of
their duty in any direction 1t is certain
ly a subject of congratulation to the ex.
listing city administration that such a
body has found itself called on to give
to the officials of that administration
what is equivalent to clean bill OF
health
The most valuable suggestion made in
the grand jury's report is, in the judg-
ment of 7 h G | o b e, that which calls
for the establishment between the Offices
of the county treasurer and county
auditor of a system of checks and coun-
terchecks such as now prevail between
the city treasurer's and the city COMP
trolEer's office.
The existence of the present admirable
system between the city fiscal offices is
wholly due to the insistence of City
Treasurer Bremen who. against all the
prestige of the city comptroller and while
yet himself but few weeks in his pres
sent office, made battle for such a sys-
tenn. Mr. McCardy may have been hons
estly in doubt of the expediency of meet.
ing the requirements of his younger fell
low official; but T h G / o is now and
has always been disposed to think that
Mr.. McCardy's continued refusal in that
case was due entirely to the proverbial
insolence of Office. BON of too long IN,
cumbency of official place
1t may be that the suggestion of the
grand jury in favor of the creation of a
special expert accountant who would be
charged with the duty of checking the
accounts of the various county offices is
a good one; but TIL e Globe doubts
alike it's expediency and practicability.
There is but one effective remedy for
the looseness, extravaganza and general
Gnwieldiness of the county system of
government, and that is to abolish 1t.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30

down at Buena Vista, near Panama, Just
now, while Your Uncle is playing the
ungrateful role of referee. There was
terrible mortality in the last enga cement
down there between the government and
insurgent forces. Whether there would
be any survivors of the desperate battle
if both sides had not stopped to let a
train pass may well be doubted. AS it
was the railroad track was covered with
dead bodies. They weren't run over
neither. they were mostly run through.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
ne.truction of Our Fruits.

The pine forests of the Northwestern
states are not only going. but are nearly
gone. The 'fstunpage," meaning the
value Of the standing trees, In Michigan,
Minnesota and wisconsin, Is now sold at
So and 50 a thousand feet. This is the
price that the best lumber was sold for
in the early days Of the industry. Then
the .'stumpage'' was sold for cents
thousand feet. The first pine trees were
simply slaughtered. No plans were
adopted for growing new pine in place
Of the trees destroyed. The result Is that
the pine regions, which might have fur
nished a perennial supply Of lumber, are
deforested. The goose which laid the
golden egg was killed to get an immediate
supply Of golden eggs, and the golden
egg crop was destroyed for all future
time Chicago Chronicle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30

Democratic organization; and when
Chairman Campbell and his mentor, Da-
yid B. Hill, have in the past been in sore
need Of Democratic majorities to carry
them through they have had to look to
Mr.. Croker and the organization he rep
resents to produce them
Chairman Campbell says that we must
get back as speedily as may be to the old
days when the state convention repre-
scented the Democratic voters rather than
the Democratic bosses. There he is right
again, although again somewhat vague.
What the Democrats of the entire coun-
try are looking for from Mr.. Campbell
and Mr. Hill and Mr. Croker and the
rest of them is not elimination or re-
elimination, but united and spirited
work If this cannot be had without the
retirement of Mr.. Croker, why let MI
Croker retire If it may be fastened by
the retirement of Mr.. Campbell or Mr..
Hill or anybody else their duty is plain
in the premises. The Democrats of the
country outside New York do not care q
picayune who retires or who goes to the
front. All they are looking for is united
and harmonious party in that state.
Addressing itself to all men in the state
of New York, and, for that matter, in
every other state, who conceive them
selves to be Democratic leaders, e
Globe, in all Difference and good ma
ture, says to them: Gentlemen: Get to-
gether, or get out!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
All ouiet at west Point.

A few years ago hazing was tolerated
and later an army board found little to
condemn In the practices in vogue. 1t
took congressional committee to devei-
Cd the real facts and to apply the proper
language, and even then several onend-
ing cadets had to be expelled before the
purpose Of the authorities was fuliy ap'
preciated. Now the superintendent Is able
to report that there is neither hazing
nor fisticuffs, and along with 1T Is ms
statement that the young men were never
in better condition, and that the fnstltu-
ton is distinctly improved. The tanning
of the few DULLES has elevated the whole
school. and this is the result in every
college in which hazing is abolished
Philadelphia Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
Reauction OF war Tax.

At the beginning of the present month
there was an available cash balance ID
the treasury of SITS, 600 over and above
all demand liabilities and the amounts
nece . Try to meet outstanding checks
and the requirement. of disbursing or
Scers for current business. One-thfrd OF
This would be q liberal 'worsing balance.
ana the present volume would be safe
guard against a deficiency. even If the
reduction Of revenue should go trife
too far, of which there is little danger.
Considering the difficulty Of the treas
ury In dealing with the surplus-with
the restricted amount Of government
bonds held at high prices and the conf
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
A MASQUERADE.

Dawn came across the star-strewn way
In mask and domino of gray;
A most demure and Quaker day
Cold, unbeguiling.
I marveIed, as I watched her there.
What folly ever named her fair,
She with her dour, forbidding air,
But even as watched her. 1oi
Down dropped her mask and domino.
Oh, golden hair! ca face ag1oW!ss
Oh, youth unfading!
Oh rosy mouth with laughter set!
oh. rog.iish eyes of violet!
Why. who had guessed the sweet CO.
quette
Was masau aiding!
-Theodosia Pickering Garrison In the
Century.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
NOT 4 DEMocRAr1c FUNERAL

Z h g l OBJ e has never been especially
impressed with the capacity for leader
ship of Congressman Richardson Indeed
neither the capacity nor the desirability Of
the leadership of Mr.. Richardson on the
floor of the house of representatives has
ever appealed with any particular
strength to this paper. It seems, how
ever, to be accepted as a certainty that
that gentleman will be the party's candi-
date for speaker If this should prove to
be the case T h G o b will not have
a word to say, save, perhaps. that the
members of the Democratic majority in
the house know mucn better than does
The Globe who is the best man for
the position.
With all respect to any such choice
made by the Democrats of the house eff
representatives it may be proper to sug,
gest that Mr.. Richardson is not showing,
at least through published statements.
that he will warrant his associates choice
of him for their leader on the floor. That
gentleman would do we'll to get access
to those statements. and revise them if
they do not represent his real views on
the subjects on which he is represented
as eniightening the public as to the policy
of his party in the incoming congress-
One Of such statements that doubtless
needs revision is that which represents
Democrats as ready to make a fight for
reciprocity. They will be ready to do
nothing Of the kind, as the Democratic
congressional caucus win probably speed
fly enlighten Mr.. Richardson, If he needs
the enlightenment when the time comes
Reciprocity is wholly a Republican
funeral; it is none of ours, and will not
be. Mr. Blaine and Mr. Kasson and Mr..
Mckinley, and all the other Republican
statesmen, living and dead, who naYs
ever espoused so-called reciprocity made
very little thought OF TIE Democratic
party in SO doing. They had no need to
do so, since the Democratic party does
not believe in curing gangrene with the
aid of wash of luke-warm water
Whatever Mr.. Richardson expects, the
Democrats of the country expect to seq
members OF the Republican majority left
to fight out the question of reciprocity
among themselves. There are other is
cues on which Democrats can fight with
more advantage both on the floor Of the
house and elsewhere.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
s.na Croxvninshie1d to Guam.

The impression in the public mind that
the naval bureau, of which Rear Admiral
Crowninshield Is the head, has been OF
fensively diligent in the persecution OF
Admiral Schley Is too strong to be dis
PEELED by any manifestation of official
confidence shown to Crowninshield by
the department, and it Is to be hoped
that the deplorable controversy may not
be revived by any attempt to give him a
constructive '"vindication. "-Philadelphia
American,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
SATURDAY, NOV. 30, 1901.

TIL e Globe sincerely hopes that Mr..
J. J. McCardy will be alive, in good
health and in good appetite to enjoy his
next Thanksgiving dinner with his
friends, Flower, Hicks and Castle. 1t
will do it's utmost in the interval to see
that there shall be no danger that the
cares Of official life may interfere with
his digestion on that occasion.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
Evolution of the shirt.

A Chicago professor seeks to enliven
the gaiety of nations by sundry specula-
lions as to the origin of articles Of dress
now in vogue He thinks that the still
white shirt of today Is a natural aesthetic
growth of the bronze breastplate OF the
earlier Romans, and has numerous other
fancies along the line of what might De
called the Darwinism of fashion IN
fortunately for the imaginative professor,
the missing links between the present
forms of attire and ancestral breast
plates give rude, rough shock to his
theories. -Baltimore Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30

The four hundred may be engaged in
building up an American aristocracy all
right. Plain democrats are probably not
qualified to pass on that subject. But if
they are, and the progeny of such scala
wag Benedicks as Gerhard and his like
are to represent the aristocracy the
American commodity will probably not
prove to be much of an improvement on
the foreign article.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
auarantine the mosquito.

Yellow fever has been fought in Hav-
ana by keeping the mosquitoes away
from the patients suffering with the dis
ease. by killing all the insects that are
found in the environment OF the SICK
room and by general reduction OF the
mosquito population.
General quarantine of patients has not
been regarded as necessary. The ealer-
gies of the health department have been
confined to depriving the winged mesaen-
gers of death Of the opportunity to car
nv the infection.-Baltimore Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30

immediate and emphatic success reward
ed La Shelle for its long wait in the
ante-room of the metropolis Jacob Lift
would have bought La Shelle's time at
a fat price. but THE Bonnie Brier Bush
had the bit in its teeth and was running
like Derby winner. Mr.. Hammerstein,
at whose Republic theater it played, re-
marked recently, eff the time were not
otherwise contracted. The Bonnie Brier
Bush would stay here the entire sea-
son.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-30
Americanixing London Office Build
ings.

London's building laws will not permit
the erection of the twenty to thirty-story
slkyscrapers which give distinction to
American cities. and pre-eminently to
New York. Nevertheless, the latest de-
velopment of ''the American INVASION
Is the application for 999-year lease of
a site on the Strand, with 75O-foot
frontage on that historic thoroughfare.
On this site an American Office building
costing slO,OOO,O00, containing 5000 offices
and provided with thirty elevators, is to
be erected.-New York World.