Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-12-26

time is the charm, and that not once
during this entire year will l nod my
head for yes or shake it for no. Don't
you?"
81 should like it," she answered with
a smile. 81 should not like to have you
give up what once you have under
taken to do"
"Then you'd like me to add that I
will be neat in my personal appear
ance. Now l want to ask you ques-
ton. Does being neat mean wearing
a stiff collar and a white shirt and
keeping my shoes blacked?"
81 should think So"
"Well, I can't do it."
"You can do it. You may not want
to very much"
Suppose I fail?"
"Try again"
Suppose Tom tells me to take a stiff
neck so I can't nod?"
Don't hear him"
Eyes, ! will, and pound him, too"
"Well?"
"Why, of course, when you look a me
like that I'll try if l die in the at
tempt" and, taking a pencil from his
pocket, he recorded his two vows.
On the following day Jimmie went
down town and bought a half-dozen
| white shirts and as many collars.
81 don't want any half-high collars,
either" he said to the clerk. 81 want
regular chokers. Death can't come
any too soon to a fellow that has to
wear such things. want good points
to them, too"
When he appeared al dinner, his head
held high and his chin scraping the
points at every movement of his head,
the entire family looked the amaze
ment that it did not dare to speak
Something in Jimmie's expression for
bade it.
With unfailing regularity, his an
swers fell: Eyes, mother" No, father
and if at times his head moved sus-
piciously, as if the nod or the shake
were coming, he always caught him.
self and the words came in time to
save him. Eva declared to her mother
an hour later that her head and neck
ached for Jimmie, and on each sue
ceeding day through the week she
wished for Saturday.
Surely Jimmie would put on his old
cotton shirt. for Saturday." she told
her mother in another outburst of suf-
fering. "And if he does, I'll just hug
him. like our slouchy old Jimmie a
hundred times better than l do this
high-collared Westward boy we have
now"
But Saturday brought no change in
Jimmie's attire, and still no one dared
speak to him about it. Jimmie went
to his room earlier in the evening now
than he used to do, and during the
summer he spent many an hour alone
in his room with his door locked. The
year wore on and finally the 31st of De
cember, 1890, had come and was almost
gone. y party of young people hat
gathered at the house of the Wilson's
to watch the old year out, but just be
fore the clock struck 12 Jimmie
touched his mothers arm, and togeth
er they slipped off to his room.
Going to the table drawer he tool
out the little book, and, opening il
to the page on which he had writer
his resolutions, he spread it on the
table and waited for the clock to trike
When the last sound had died away
he took his pencil and wrote across the
page "Victory." Then he slowly re
moved his high collar and threw il
into his mothers lap. Standing di
rectly in front of her, he said:
Mother, ask me if L am glad thar
1900 has arrived"
She repeated the question, and Jim
mie deliberately nodded his head three
times.
"Now, ask me if am going to make
any more New Years resolutions"
She asked this question, and he
shook his head three times, from right
to left. Then he broke into a hearty
laugh.
81 just wanted to see if 1 knew how
to do it," he said. 81 used to come of
up here and take off my collar and res
my head and neck, but never once die
l nod my head. Now, l think / car
remember to say yes and no, but I've
bought a box of new collars, and the,
are not high ones, either"
He produced box filed with th'
comfortable turnover kind, and, Sc
lectine one, put it on. Then he said
eve had better go downstairs. The,
have missed us. But don't say wore
about this"
: "Tell me one thing more" said hi
mother as they started down. "Hov
} did you manage to remember not to
nod your head?" Jimmie laughed
again.
"Oh, my collars always managed tha
: for me-" he said.-Chicago Daily Rec
ord.
Ceremony of Hand kissing.
On New Years day at the Russian