Sunday morning globe., 1901-09-22

High Chamberlain Shasier and His Literature
There is an English princess named
Amanda who is not in Burkes Peerage
but who is camping out close to Lin
coin Park. Her high chamberlain Is
a gentleman whose name is unroman-
tically given as T. j. Shaefer without
prefix or titles. Mr. Shaefer is not
only high chamberlain but a descrip-
tive artist Of great powers, vocal and
instrumental-wher the instrument Is
a pen, as witness the following from
the handbills he has circulated at the
entrance of the royal pavilion, where
reposes the Princess Amanda in starry
dignity on a three-legged stool Mr..
Shaefer says:
The princess reads your life like
a book, giving advice on love- law or
business
There are many people who would
be amazed probably to know that in an
tiQuity it is older than Christianity II.
SELF that two thousand years before
Christ It had its origin, and that away
back in those regions where the snow
tipped Himalayas pierce the very heart
Of heaven, this strange idea entered
mems minds, that the soul somewhere
and somehow wrote out its own his
tory like the captive writing his name
and legend upon the stones Of his pris-
on house, to be read or not as the case
may be. We must remember that the
people who gathered and fostered this
science were famous for their study OF
mankind; they studied men as in our
age we study machinery. There are
many buried truths i'm this world OF
ours, gold has to be dug and delved,
and so has truth.
God placed signs or seals i'm the
hands Of man that all men might know
their work-Job Xxxvii, 7th verse.
Length Of days i'm the right hand,
riches and honor in the left.-Prov. iii,
10th verse.
What evil is in the mind the hand
showeth.-Sam, l XVI, 18th verse
The royal chamberlain knoweth his
bible by heart, something that can not
be said, in truth. of royal chamber
lains in general. That he is also some
thing Of a philosopher as we'll as logi-
clan, may be CLEANED from the follow
ing bit Of wisdom:
1--WE can't all be Solomons, It is true,
but there is no law against our maxi
ing good use of what little wisdom we
have. Those who have made this
science their study maintain positively
! that human inClinatiOns, faults and
virtues are designated in an infallible
manner by the lines which Divine
Providence has originally drawn in the
hands Of all men and women
It will be observed that the Princess
Amandas chamberlain is Of a decided
ly devout turn of mind and that like
the Kaiser of Germany "Gott and
him" have a perfect understanding Of
how this royal princess from England
conducts her. business as a Scientific
palmist and expert card reader Con-
cluding with some five cents per line
press notices from the country patent
insides High Chamberlain Shaefer
puts this rider on his Scriptural quo
tations and devout communications,
Never condemn things you know moth
ing about Come and see us And
he adds, by way of a Clincher, past,
present and future. Satisfaction guar
anteed. Can be consulted on all af-
fairs"
From The Globes own observation,
Her Royal Highness, Princess Amanda
is doing a fairly lucrative business,
with the colored damsels especially,
who reside in the vicinity Of Lincoln
Park Her high chamberlain has Sc
lected a spot on the commons or un-
occupied land so yards east Of the
park, and pitched a unique royal pavil-
ion, consisting Of canvass walls around
an inclosure, inside of which Her
Royal Highness's pavilion stands. Ad-
mission inside the canvas walls is free
to adults, and taking advantage OF the
invitation, The Globe stepped inside
long enough to see the princess read
ing the big fat hand Of a 25Opound
negress cook,
This was enough, and The Globe re-
tired, promising to call again when
her highness was disengaged and Sc
cure her genealogical tree for the
American edition of Burke's Peerage.