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Live Stock Markets.

Cincinnati. May 8.-Hogs lower. 4.30@ 5.2o Cattle steady, s25OG525. Sheep steady, $25094.25. Lambs steady, $s.75@ 5.00
 Chicago, May s-Cattle receipts q ,00o; steers generally weak. Butchers stock firm. active: good to prime steers s5@ 6.90; poor to medium A. 60@4. 30; stockers and feeders s3.l5@5: calves sdow, $500 AGO; Texas fed steers A. 35@5 .35; Texas bulls s2.35d2. 80.
 Hog receipts 32, 900: weak. Mixed and butchers s5 50G5 80; good to choice heavy s. .65Q5 .S2h; light s5. .50d75. .75
 Sheep receipts 10000; sheep weak; choice clipped lambs steady Sales up to 4S5; wooded weak; top s .125k. mostly S5. 10 @5 20; good to choice wethers s4. 10q54 35 {: fair to choice mixed 8. 75aD4. 10; western sheep s4.15@4.a5; Texas sheep, yearlings, A. 15@4 4o: native lambs a5.lo: western lambs A. 4505. .121z.
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Bonds.
Chicago Change.

Chicago. May B. = After showing strength on foreign crop scares the wheat market today succumbed to the domestic prospect of a bountlful harvest and closed 1c lower for delivery in July. Corn closed steady, July shade up and May 1hc low CT. Oats enjoyed the biggest market on the floor, July closing at an advance of Ac. Provisions at the close were 5071Ac depressed.
 The leading futures ranged as follows:
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and 1911. At Houston $500 to 40O0 bales are expected vs. 1543 and 6S6.
 It Is believed by many that under 2 cents purchases of October December and January will make money. Even with a most favorable outlook it Is not likely that they will work much lower.
 New York Cotton Futures. By Private Wire to H. D. Cothran 6 Ca.
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SPECIAL RATES
Via. Alabama Great Southern Railroad
 Pan-American Exposition, Buffa- 10, N. Y., May to Nov. i, 'o1.

For this occasion very low rates have been authorized. Round trip rate Bir. mingham to Buffalo s31 40. tickets to bs sold daily April 30 to September 30, in. elusive; limited November 3, 1901. Rate of $26. 10 will also apply Birming- ham to Buffalo and return, tickets to be sold Mondays during the month of May l. e., May 6, 13, 90 27; also for trains leaving Birmingham Tuesday mornings May T. IA, 21, 2S. Final limit of tickets sold at this rate so regulated that pas sengers must leave Buffalo prior to mid night of Saturday following date of sale
 National Meeting Grand Lodge B. P. O. E., Milwaukee. Wis, July 23-25. 1901- Rate of one fare, plus $2, has been an nounced for this occasion, tickets to be sold July 20, 21. P, with final limit July 2s, 1901, inclusive.
 Round-trip rate Birmingham to Mil. waukee $24. 30. Southern Baptist Convention. New Or leans, La.-Account above named occa- sion the A. G. s. R. R. will sell round trip tickets to New Orleans at rate of one fare. Tickets on sale May 2, 8, g. with final limit May 20. By depositine ticket with joint agent on or before May 16, and on payment of fee of 50 cents. an extension of final limit will be permitted to June 5.
 Account National Educational Associa- ton Meeting, Detroit, Mich, July 7-12 the A. c. S. R. R. will sell round-trip tickets at rate of one far for the round triy plus $2 tickets to be sold July 5, G. T. limited to July 16 By depositing ticket with joint agent on or before July 12. and on payment of fee of 50 cents, an exten- sion will be permitted to September l, 1901
 National Convention Epworth League, San Francisco. Cal. July iS-21. 1901.-For this occasion very low rates have been authorized Tickets on sale July to 12 inclusive. limited to August B. Round trip rate from Birmingham $51.75 For particulars and information relative to stop-overs and diverse routes. call at Passenger Office. No. 2019 First avenue.
 J. C. LUSK,
 Travelling Passenger Agent.
 4-29-tf Birmingham. Ala.
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"TIckIed To peathv rwo.ste,p..

For copy of the famous three coon, rag-time. two-step entitled 'Tickled to Death" send 10 cents in postage or cur rency to B. W. Wrenn. Passenger Trafflc Manager. Plant System of Railways. sa- vannah. Ga l-2z-ff
The age-herald., 1901-05-09

Have your cuts for advertising and other purposes made by The Age-Her. aid Engraving Company. Its work Is artistic, and it's prIces moderate. Age. Herald Buildinn.
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Money on Call,

New York, May s.-Money on call strong at 4415 per cent; last loan, IS per cent; ruling rate, per cent; prime mercantile paper. 4@46 per cent; sterling exchange steady with actual business in bankers bills at s4.S7ss@4.s7% for demand, and at A.S4l4Q4.S1as for sixty days. Posted rates. s4 S5g$4.S6 and s.SSiaaD$4.S9. Commercial bills. s4.s31k94. s4 silver certificates, 60; bar silver. 59h; Mexican dollars. 4S1k
 Government bonds quiet.
 State bonds inactive
 Railroad bonds irregular.
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THREE SHIPS A WEEK FOR KEY WEST AND HAVANA. Leave Port Tampa Tuesday, Thurs. day, Sunday 1f:o0 p. m. For further information address
 R. L. TODD. Div Pass. Agent,
 Montgomery. B. w wRENN. Pass. Traffic Mgr, Savannah. Ga.
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The map furnished our subscribers Is the most complete of It's kind ever published.
The age-herald., 1901-05-09

Call for Alabama Brewing Company's "Extra Pale" and "Standard" Beers. On tap or in bottles. Phone 1928.
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4-2s-tf

For a beautifully Illustrated deck of playing cards. write B. w. Wrenn. Pas- senger Traffic Manager, Plant System Savannah. Ga sending 25 cents in post age, or cash. 4-27-tf
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Treasury Statement.

Washington, May S.-Today's statement of the treasury balances. exclusive of the reserve fund shows: Available cash bal ance, $15S 407, ,90z; gold, $9S, ,335, ,695
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Chicago, May s.-Cattie receipt
Metal Marked.

New York. May s.-Tfn quiet and easy, $26. 3002650; pig iron warrants, Ss.6o0lo50: Lake Copper unchanged. s17o0; lead and spelter unchanged.
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Cotton Letter.

C. w Lee Co.'S Cotton Letter to H. D.
 Cothran Co.
 New York, May S-The cables this morning were almost as double much lower than the break here amounted to yesterday and this following steady de- clining market there for the past week. It begins to look as If Liverpool believes there is no value left to King Cotton. On the weakness abroad July here sold down . to "A and once more the old corp months suffered most. showing plainly all hands now believe there Is sufficient supply left and that there will be considerable surplus carried over at the end of the season. Shorts. however. tempted by handsome profits in sight showed desire to cover and as the longs have been pretty well forced out there was a nota- ble absence of offerings which suddenly started a number of shorts to cover, the result being that the early break was all recovered. Profit-ta taking, though was the only support to the market which Is not healthy feature.
 There has been big and steady decline of over 90 points from the high point reached in April, when July sold at s& and at least a reaction would seem in order.
 Port receipts today show a total of 12, 16S bales vs. g171 the same day last week and 3S6s year ago. New Orleans estimates rather Night, only 1000 to l5o0 bales vs. 35S2
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Dry Goods Market.

New York, May s-The day for the home trade of staple cottons remained quiet in all departments. Export grades of brown goods still inquired after and firm. Print cloths inactive throughout. Prints ginghams quiet. Mems wear woolens and worsteds dull and unchanged. Dress goods in irregular demand at irregular prices
The age-herald., 1901-05-09

No. 1 from Macon. Albany. Columbus Opelika, Americus. etc, $40 D. m.
 No. from Savannah. Augusta, Macon Columbus, etc. 1920 D. m.
 Elegant through sleepers between Bir- mingham. Columbus. Macon and savan- nah on Nos. and {.
 Connection Is made at Savannah with the fast freight and luxurious passenger steamships of the Savannah IAne from and to New York. Boston and the East. For more detailed information, beautf- fully illustrated matter. write or apply to SOLON JACOBS. Commercial Aeent W. D. HAMMET. Travelling Passenfer
 Agent. 1921 First Avenue.
 JACK W. JOHNSON. Union Tlck ek
 Agent. Birmingham, Ala
 ]. 0. HALLE. General Passeneer Aeent D. H. HINTON, Trafnc Nanagef, Ga-
 snnnah-. (zA. . II 7
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F. s. Cannon, Third vice-President and l General Manager Washington. D. c. s. H. Hardwick. G. P. A., Washington. 1 D. c. c. A. Benscoter. A. c. P. A.. Chattanoo. ga, Tenn. | Ala
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Trains arrive at Montgomery s:1o a. m. 9.S0 a. rr., 6:30 D. m.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
$50 To California and Return.

From Sept 10TH to 9th inclusive,
the great Rock Island route will sell
tickets, Chicago to San Francisco
and return, at above rate for General
Convention, Episcopal Church, Oct.
End. Very liberal privileges will be
given for Stop overs and final return
limit First class Pullman sleeper
daily from Chicago through to San
Francisco via Colorado, crossing the
magnificent scenery of the Rockies
and Sierra Nevadas by daylight.
Best personally conducted Tourist
excursions to California leave Chi
cage Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Address the undersigned for full
details as to cost Of journey, diverse
routes. side trips. berth reservations.
etc n. $. Ray, z. A. NJ. d III
South 9th street, Philadelphia, Pa.
JNo. SEBASTIAN, G. 2. A, Chicag go
Showers tonight Wednesday
partly cloudy with showers in East
ern portion"
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Real. Estate for Sale.

$4,000 Phys 2 choice lot on Spruce
street, size 43 feet inchesx100.
S25OO-Buys choice lot on High
street, size 45x90.
$1000-Buys Broom Frame House
and lot 50x100, in Prices addition.
$SOO-Buys choice lot on McLane
avenue, size 40x100.
$6OO-Buys choice lot on Beech
urst avenue, size 25x100.
S5OO-Buys choice lot on Beech
urst avenue, size 25x100.
$350-Buys choice lot in Greenmont
size 51x110.
$400-Buys a choice lot on Fife ave-
nue., size 33x70.
$350-Buys choice lot on McLane av-
enue, size 40x100
s30n--Ruvs a choice lot in Green
mont, size 51x110.
Other valuable pieces of real estate
different prices.
JOSEPH III. MILLS,
Real Estate e ms. Agent.
Office-Brock, Reed & Wade Build
ing. ODpOsite Post Office.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

JOSEPH A. NORRIS late of Manila
Co. A 10th Reg. Pennsylvania volun-
teers has leased the old reliable bill
lizard room opposite Second National
bank and will be pleased to see all
his old friends and customer. Room
open now.
WEAVER the famous grocer is
handling all the best brands of New
York and Baltimore oysters. A re
qnesf ny Rtone brings Just shat
YOU want.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Abandoned the Bakery.

St. Glars Bakery has been discon-
tinued. Those who have tickets will
call and have them redeemed as nc
further baking will be done for the
public. Entire attention will be de-
voted to the restaurant.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Endorsed Nomination Of Shepard.

New York. Oct. 4.-Previous to the
meeting last night of the Democratic
city convention the executive commit.
Ice of Tammany Hall held a meeting
and ratified the action Of the city com.
mittee in selecting Edward NJ. Shep-
ard, William J. Ladd, Jr., and Judge
George N. Van Ioesen as the party
candidates for mayor, comptroller
and president cf the board OF alder.
mer. If le eonYCuei II
mad ia lc. i,.siJ25.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

As We expected, the G. A. r. is
rising in its wrath to denounee Pres.
ldent Roosevelt for declaring that
he is proud Of his two uneles who
served in the Confederate navy. The
g. A. r. is determined to revive the
sectional issue If it is in any way
possible
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

The people who say that truth is
STRANGER than fiction are evidently
referring to truth as set forth by The
Navy Department ring.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
UNIONlVETERAN LEGION
ENCAMPMENT.
Gettysburg, Pa, October Oil BaIti.
more e Ohio Railroad,

One fare for the round trip to the
famous Battlefield. tickets on sale
October 6, :, s, 5 and 10, good to re-
turn until October Is inclusive. AID.
ple Ti.-''e'- ADMITS Baltimore Il Ohio
Il Il lJr fun lntullna,iui.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
New Barber ShOp.

U. G. Wells has opened barber
shop in the basement Of the building
formerly occupied by the school Of
Music on Main street and invites his
old customers and friends to give him
a call.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
DISCOVERED In LUZON,


Cures eczema and all skin diseases.
dandruff, ivy poisoning, chapped hands
and face, animal scratches, stings and
bites of insects, sores, burns, cuts, etc.
Preserves the hair and makes a beauti
full complexion. Money refunded if not
satisfactory.
80 cents at all druggists or by mail.
Prepared by Walter A. Mestrezat,
Morgantown, w. Va. 95 Escolta, Ma
Mia. p
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
If You Have a Fayorite Picture

Which voc think should have a
frame, Well be very glad to show you
our stock Of holdings, from which to
select an appropriate style
It's very probable you'll be suited
so many hundreds of particular folks
have been precisely suited here.
K. G. PRoTzMAN.
The photographer.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

For several years the Baltimore 1t
Ohio bridge at Parkersburg has
been considered unsafe and for the
past two years, the road has not
risked any heavy trains on the high
structure. All freights were hauled
across by light engines and the pas
senger trains erept over at snail s
pace. The owners of the bridge
have decided to make some improve
ments upon it and already several
car loads of iron are on the ground.
The spans from bank to bank will
be widened in order to conform to
marine laws, and the piers will be
STRENGTHENED After the Company
has made the repairs, il IL thought
that the large engines of the road
will run through from Baltimore to
st. Louis.
THE official announcement OF the
Baltimore Il Ohio was sent ont yes
terday that F. d. Casnave, of Cleve-
land, has been appointed the genera.
superintendent of THAT property,
succeeding J. N. Carr, mechanical
superintendent, resigned The APP
pointment takes with it a change Of
title as well, although the duties
will be the same The title of me-
chanical superintendent is one of
the Underwood eccentricities which
was IN Fndncad drrino hie rnirr sc
general manager. Mr.. Casnave has
been until now the general superin
tendent of motive power of the Penn
sylvania lines East of Pittsburg,
having his general offices at AItoo
ma, Pa.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Best Building Sand
To be Had Anywhere

| have for sale fine white beaded
sand for plastering; when screened
beats Cheat River sand. 1t has more
body and grit than the crushed
sand. Also sand for stone and brick
work in any quantity.
Street paving sand in large or small
quantities.
Sand delivered anywhere in Nor
gantown proper for and 5 cents. In
South Park at and 6 cents.
JOHN +. KEENER,
Bell phone 81. Lock Box 612.
Most careful attention to all orders.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

THE AUXILIARY Savings Banks
being issued by the Farmers & Mer-
chants Bank are made of oxidized
and coppered steel OpeL d savings
account and get one of them. They
will make you save money
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

Seven million dollars will be re
quired in repairs to our warships
this next year. Come to think Of
it, was 1t SPANS fleet or ours that
was so badly handled at Santiago
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

We hope that when the ghouls
who tried to violate Mckinley s
tomb are caught, twill not prove
that the laws OF Ohio are 50 derelict
that they can receive only nominal
- ---..rna
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Found GLASSES.

A pair of spectacles have been
found and turaed into this office.
Owner can Rave them by calling and
paying for this notice.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

Berlin expects President Roose-
welt to be friendly because he lived
in Germany for two years long
enough to know the people. Yet
r. Nv -asolt II is announced. pur-
poses to ask Congress to make the
United States Navy stronger than
the German. Evidently, he does
know something about the Kaiser.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Wanted-5O Men.

Fifty men wanted at once to work
on the grading and paving in South
Morgantown. Apply to
GILMORE 81 SNTDER
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
BEGIN SAVING NOW
by Dep0siting $l.00 at Time in the
Prudential Trust Company, Penn and
Center Avenues. Pittsburg Pa.

You can deposit Sl.00 at a time In
the Prudential Trust Company. II
soon grows greater. per cent. inter
est compounded semi-annually. This
is important to every wage Garner.
You can deposit through the mails oil
in person. Write for our new book
explaining how to deposit by mail. II
will be sent you at once and free OF
cost.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

cRD1Rs for oysters-or anything
else for that matter-pnoneu to
Weaver the grocer will bring the
answer with the goods and the best
care and experience can select and
prepare for you
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

1t looks very much as though
there had been a concerted effort all
through the war to keep schley in
ignorance of important news. Cap
taps Wise and MaCalla, Lieutenant
Sutherland and the Commander of
the Scorpion have all confessed to
grave laches and even to disobedi-
ence Of orders IN this connection
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

The news that the revenues Of Gu
ba are increasing must make Neeley
and Rathbone regret that they were
so previous.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
Daily First Glass Sleeper Through Between
Chicago and San Francisco.

o'0U50 u'Tu 0's'' ''''V11o0'
Crossing the best scenery of the
Rockies and Sierra Nevadas By DAY
LIGHT Direct connection to Los
Angeles. Best Dining Car Service
through.
Write for information and litera-
ture to PERRY GRIFFIN, II. P. A.,
415 Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
JOHN SEBASTIAN, G. P. A., Chicago.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

Tourist Car via Southern Routes leaves
Chicago every Tuesday.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

THE heapest tine Of dry goods in
.Hai a. ester s eah Store.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04

THE University shoe for men made
and sold by Hirschnlans. Price $3.50.
nR Gro NJ Hour. dentist. will
visit Mo9nn' wn oa the - ~
October aad reulaiu 3 lays
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-10-04
K. Otto Greiner

Wants you to get your clothes made
TO order at reasonable prices.
Cleaning and repairing
done neatly.
121 Beechurst Avenue
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-05-03
Novel Mouse Tran.

A newspaper describes the loss OF
q valua BILE ring and it's very peculiar
discovery. 1t had found a useful
place in the world by serving as q
mouse trap. A lady suddenly discov'
cred that she had lost diamond
ring from her finger and remember
ing that she had just washed her
hands, she thought it possible that it
had slipped from her finger in the op.
Grafton. A plumber was called in and
all the traps opened, with the hope OF
finding the jewel, but without avail
Some time later the set bowl in the
bathroom had to be replaced, and
when it was opened the skeleton of a
mouse was found crowded in behind
the water pipes; and around it's neck
hung a diamond ring. The mouse
had Toasted on box of bran, which
the lady used to whiten her hands,
and into which she had dropped the
ring. BY accident the mouse had
slipped it's head through the ring, and
then fled in alarm. In passing be-
tween the pipes the ring was caught
and held it's wearer.-Youth's Compan'
ion
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-05-03
GUARANTEED

similar ne1lclno In the world.
great merit, and 0u. best testim
viii sell CA6CARETS nbsoiut.
money refunded. Go buy today,
fair, honest trial, 80 per simple
not satisfied, after using one Soc
box md the empty box to us By
whom yon purchased It, and get
boxes. Take our adv1ce-nO mat
day. Health will quickly follow
you nrst stnrted th Q uso 0fCASCA
Address: STERLING REMEDY CO.,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-05-03

ing glance toward the colossal,
strangely appareled figure near the
post office. Denis lowered head and
shoulders above most of them, and
his strong, beardless face was in
closed by a shock of curling, yellow
brown hair which had seen little OF
brush and comb, save his fingers and
the thorn of his native Fermanagh
thickets. It was almost as if some
wild god of the khcieLts were stand.
ing there, appalled, and fascinated by
the seething modern life around him.
Presently there was slight ripple
in the stream, and some of the eddics
wavered under the momentary im-
pulse of curiosity. A hungry woman
had flched an apple from stand.
and a policeman was dragging her
along the sidewalk. But only few
steps, then q massive figure hurled
itself through the crowd like cata-
pult, and a strong grasp fell upon
the policeman's shoulder and sert
him whirling out toward the middle
OF the street, twisting and turning
SLAu LYING Ill SAiA w
thing for support, until at last he
fell prone upon the pavement. And
after him roared an angry: ''Yc
graceless omadhoun! Let that tache
yez to keep your sacrilegious hands off
q woman!"
Back on the sidewalk Dennis was
bending over the crouching, sobblng
woman.
did the sralpeen hurt yez, ma
am?" he asked, gently.
The crowd snickered a little at the
gentleness applied to the wretched,
barefoot creature on the sidewalk,
but their mirth was quickly checked
by the blazing face which was turned
toward them.
mo, sir; II was hungry, and"
"Hungry!" the voice quivered with
establishment and indignation. "Hun-
cry! wild all these people near yez
wearin' kid gloves an sillss?" r."
rose to his full height and glared
around, as though he would annlhi-
late the entire crowd, then the blaze
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-05-03
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Customer-'The trousers are too
short for the boy; he would outgrow
them in four weeks" Tailor 49, mo
danger; they won't last that long,
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Miss Got Rox-'But, Clarence,
papa objects to you because you
have to work for a living" Clarence
-"Well, I won't after we are mar
ried." -Philadelphia Record.
His Part.-"Ever in amateur the
atricals?" "Just once" "What part
did you takc?" "Nte? took oil the
abuse. was the stage manager,
you e."-Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
Jimson-"What became Of that man
who had - medals for saving people
from drowning?" Dock Worker
"He fell in one day when he had them
all on, and the weight of them sunk
m."-Boston Gazette.
Hardly Seems Possible.-"I never
saw a woman with such an air of
supreme Indifference" "In what
way have you noticed it," "Why, she
never even looks after another woman
to see how her dress hangs. "-Phil-
adelphia Bulletin.
Mountain Storms.-"We went to the
mountains last summer, but we didn't
stay long on account of the stormy
weather" "Ah?" Eyes, the landlord
of the hotel charged extra for storms,
YOU know. and we were soon out of
rnoney."-Detroit Journal.
1.-THE saddest, most blighted life case
lever knew" said the major, "was that
of man who had received life pass
over a new railroad" "How was
that?" asked the colonel. "Why, the
pass was issued before there was
rail laid-and then the road was never
built. He has felt swindled ever SINCE"
Indianapolis Press.