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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28
RoropeRIider aasblid BON ctiu. @ebauns,
Sb uns pobl audi bas eben besons

Sb uns tpobl au9 bas eber beaorz
meme gentennium einen Gbnli9 groBen
Sortf4rttt auf allen @ebieten Der Chit
lifatton brinsen pirb9 gs f9etnt uns
beute tau,n i'm 8erei9e Der M1sli9z
felt, unb bod, tper f0nnte es fasen,
oh ni9t mod tpunberbarere gntbeGun>
gen unb Before @ertpertbuns unierer
sesenpdrtise1 &enntnii1e In Der nG4=
fen 3utunft beporftebeng
9as 10. Sabrbunbert fab ben aroBz
artisen rmf9puns i'm @ertebrstpeien
gu 2anb unb our See in Tolse Der
g%rfinoung Der 9ampfmaf9ine; es fat
bic grfinbung bes Selegrdpben, bes
Selepbons unb bes eleftrifden 2i9tes;
es mar 3euse Der @ertpertbuns Der
elettrif9en &raft fir @erfebrs3tpede
unb fir inbuftriele 8etriebe i'm MGs
semeinen; es probuairte pi9tise Reue>
rungen auf benz 9ebiete Der 9eiltunbe
unb bes NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.; es CAB uns
grfinbungen in benz 8erei9e Der Maz
f4inen=S e9nif, tpel9e eine Repoluz
tion In idmmtliden Snbuftrien 6erz
borriefen, unb bic Mrbeitsftunben Der
9anbnerter erbebli9 b~ertiirsten.
Wie ftola mir aber aud auf bieie
grrunsenidaften fem mDser, 70 biirz
fen mir bod nt9t nergeHen baB uns
bas berftridene Sabrbunbert trobbem
etne Nnoabl ungelDfter probleme bin.
terldfen bat. Wi4tige .foatale unb
politifde Srasen ftnb auentf9eiben, Tim
bas Weltenelenb gu banner, unb bas
Slid ber Menfdbeit gu befetisen. go
n1at1aer 3neig Der rnoberren Wifens
f9aft 1T nod gu beFerer Gntfaltuna
gu brinsen. Wtr batten faum beaons
men, bic sebeimntBpoIle Rraft Der Gletz
trtatfGt gu berfteben, tpGbrenb bas
problem Der 2uftfdifffabrt nod ber
3Ofung barrt. l1nb gar5e 2dnber unb
@0lfer miifen ben @esnunsen mober,
aer Qualification erft erfdlofe. tperben.
3peifelIos tpirb bic MusHsuuna.
pel9e btnner Sturgeon erDffnet pir6,
beIebenb asf ben Msnf9enseif einpir.
ten. Retne before 3eit fonnfe fir etn
tolaes unternebmel sepGblt tperben,
als Der 4ussansspunft elmer nelier1
epoae. limb aud Elm seIesenerer plab
ipdre f4ner au ftnben eetpefen, oils bic
Ha@barf4aft Der setpaltiger Niasara,
fd1e, beren rober Naturfraft Der
Wenf4 erft tiir5li9 3iisel anlegte, I'm,
tie tn fetnen Dienff su ftenen.
Selten nod ipurben fiir cine Mus,
!tellung sriinblidere, fpftematif&ere
0orberettunsen 9etroffen. Dte $50
4der 2dnbes. tptl4e bos MusFeuunass
4real btlben, iinb binnert feds Wp.
naten tpte bon CUMBERLAND bertpanbelt
lporben. S9on iebt Iafen BITE nabeau
Worarbetten, I'm Weretne NIT
Der feltenen 0ef8idli1teit ber Mrran.
genre. etren grober grfplg bes Inter.
nebnens nod ieber Ri1ting Fin NIT
porausfasen.
ebparb GALE @rufb.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28
1Rksi Sans 4ef4ate.


votwsS WWSpsS~~U
MubersemSbnIides SntereFe biirfte
Bel alien Weiudern Der panameritant,
f9en Musfeuuns in Buffalo. q. o..
bic @e19ib-M usfteluns Der Ser.
@taaten.R esieruns erresen. Oisfe Mbs
tbeiluns tpirb alIe bic mobernen Maf-
fen enfbalten. pel9e In ben lesten
Rriesen aur @eruenbuns tamen. Dos
Bette unb SntereHantefte, mas man Bel
friberen Musftelunsen auf btefem Sc
biete 5u beobadten 9elesenbeit bate,
tpirb man bier nod I'm per{hiebene.
niemals porber seiebene Stlde per'
mebrt finben.
0as f9nere @el9iib tpirb auBers
balb bes M~esierunsss palaftes aufsez
ftelt tperben. Man tpirb bier bic sroBe
13aDIise Ranore nit automatif4 bers
fentbarer GAZETTE feben. Bel pel9er muir
i'm Womente bes 5euerns bas 9ef9ib
unb bic 8ebienunssmannfdaft fur
einen Mugenblid erpontrt nerben.
Gerner tpirb cine 16a0lise 3iifenpers
tbeibisungstanone, bas erDBte Sc
f9ib, tpel9es ie in ben Ser. Staaten
berfertist tpurbe, fonftruirt i'm Was
terblietz MrienaI, ausseftelt fein. 9iefe
aanone bat etne S4ubpeite bon
201s2 Meilen.
Cine anbere Mus{tenung auer Dirt
S9ubnaffen nirb bon ben Gabrifane
ten islber auf einem anberen plabe I'M
@ebiete Der panameritanii9en @rpoz
fition peranitaltet. 0iefe Mbtbeiluns
tpirb febr sroB fein. benn felbitperz
ftdnbli9 pirb fi9 iebe Sirma anitrenz
gen. 10 gut als mOsli4 bertreten gu
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28
3apitdn !. g. 1ruppel.

3apitdn !. g. 3ruppel.
bic beutf9e Marine Elm, tpurbe 1874
unterleutnant unb 1873 Sberleutnant,
als tpel9er Ct an 8orb Der Rreuaerz
fregatte rprtna Mbalbert" Dtenite
that. Sn 1886 gum Superintendent,
1893 gum RorpettentapitGrt unb 1897
gum Tregattentapttd1 befSrbert, tpurbe
ber tii4ttse Sfftaier bon Mnfana Der
90er Sabre ab nur in berporragenber
Rommanboftenen bef9Gftist. Don
1890 Biz 1893 mar ct In benz bamals
rleuorsanifirten Reihsmarineamt tbG,
tis unb, unmitteIbar baran anf9tis=
benb, BIB gum Sabre 1897 i'm Sber=
commando Der Marine. gegela gnbe
bes leBtsenannten Sabres tpurbe Gres
sattentapitdn Sruppel gum Rommars
bantsn bes Observation-Disclosures ,prtnz
seB WtIbelm" ernanrt. tpeI1es aon.s
i1anbo Ct rei9li4 Elm Sabr innebatte.
Diele 3eit, tp6brenb Der rprinaeB
WilbeIm" fi9 tdnbis in ben ~oftafias
tif9en @etpdferr1 aufbtelt, gab tim
@elesenheit, ii4 aufs 9rinblt9fte NIT
ben bortisen @%erbGltnifen betannt gu
MAIDEN.
@ereits bamals tpurbe ct dnIGblt4
bes erften 9ouberneurtpedfels interis
mifif4 nit Der Wa6rnebmuns Der &C.
f9dfte bes 8efeblshabers Der Streits
frdfte In Riautfdau betraut. BIB ber
reue 9ouperneur eintraf. Seit 1899
betleibete Der in bemfelben Sabr gu bie>
fer Charge bef0rberte Rapitdn q. 6.
Sruppel bic Stenung zines Mbfbets
lunssporftanbes I'm Reidsmartneanlt.
8apttdrt 3ruppel TT Der brittle Sou.
ptrreiir. ben Rtantfhou felt Der Oftus
pirung bur9 bic Oeutf4en I'm Rpa
1897 gu peraet@uen fat.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28
9aS NatiouaI.Muienm.

Das Nationaf>W uieum auf Der
panameritanifden' M~usfeluns in
Buffalo ftebt unter ben Mufpisien Der
.Smitbfoniar Snititution" in Wafbs
tnston, zines Der berpprrasenbfen
tpiHenf@aftliden Snfitute Der Welt,
unb btefe Sbatfa@e olIein fpri9t fir
BITE hohe 8ebeutuns biefes Sbeiles Der
8uffaloer Musiteluns. SbatfG@li9
tptrb bds Hational>W ufeun1 Elm aes
treues Bib Der 0eri9ieberbeit unb 6es
@et4tbuns Der natiirli@en 6ilfsquel>
len bon Norb>, SIbs unb gentralz
@meritd, bon Wef>Snbien unb bon
ben ueue1 @eftbunse1 Der Der. @taas
ten liefern. Dertreter Der Smith,
fonian Snftitution" ftnb eifrig an Der
Mrbeit, lteues, irltereRantes Material
fir btefes rationale Wufeum au faut>
iitelr.
GuttnerJfoIs.
Rtmter: rSie finb tpirflt@ Elm
fabtbefannter @auner!" - amaze
tIa9ter: .9itte, internatfos
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28

.Mer mar ber 6err NIT benz Rnaz
ben, ben Du 70 bSfli9 sriibteis9"-
sunfer @dns<Melteifer NIT feinem
6ltefteu Manae-1
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. aperlanoe,,

a#lsrktnarntgea 9erlan9rn.
9ausfrau Gum portrGtmaler,
ber ibre So4ter malt): ,Wenn Sic
metne Sodkr eemalt baben, bann
t0nnen Sis aud nod unfere quite
Stube rlalen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1901-03-28

Seutides Soipital in Buffalo.
@eraierunsen; es 1T in moberner,
feuerfi9erer &onitruftion erri9tet unb
tann bur9 ben Nufbau bon atpsi tpei=
teren Stodnerfen. iopie BEN Nnbau
zines Sliisels bebeutenb bersrDBert
nerben. 9as 9oipital bat @aum fir
go Patienten. 9ie &usftattuns 1T
cine bur9aus moberne. Sin eleftrt>
idsr Gabrltubl permitted ben &ran>
fentrdnsport snifden ben berf4iebe>
men Stodnerfen. Webr als 80 Der
beften Nerate Der Stabt finb fir ben
Stab eetponnen tporben. Superinten>
bent Der Mnitalt lit Charles Su9z
mann. Sn benz 9oipitale finben felbf=
perftdnbli9 ni9t nur 9eutf9e, fonz
bern &ranfe elmer ieben Ration 4ufz
r1dbme.
Aiaut(baus neusr Goupsrntur.
Gin aus sbarineen itammenSer erfabrenef
ans tddtiser RsstueofHaier.
On SteIIe bes unlGnsft perftorbenen
9ounerneurs bon aiautf9au, Rapi>
tdns 3. g. Sdf9te. 1T aapitdn 3. g.
Sruppel err1annt tporben.
3ruppel purbe 1854 at Rabbiitte,
Sbirinsen. seboren. gr trat 1871 in
g.
tkeP
, 1901-12-12
"WHAR WE DEW CUM INT"

IAN answe to the sonoquzing farmer that THINKS he wants Eroo sr
gar, but don't know what's good fol- hm)
.rve ben lstenin to a farmer, that's ataikin, through his hat
A hbf %e h SSnt th snd dnFm nonln PrG qgsf " with h. Raw WI Sugar ana III that;
Thets ben NH hired by the Sugar Trust, an don't know wheat from hay.
y m! make lin believe 5hs Ct ra nsGS' e ea Il Il n make h iS s sSsn9 Pi ns sSs'
Ho wines: If them Dew prosper pr%%a ' temi me W WhaF' d %T i 7 cum n,
He seq the hull land amt araisin beets, but DOESN'T add
The. there's s,a acres n, there's acres Of the. land met ice was bad;
Aaa b farmer is aprospetln aFI am his his folks ok 'H IS mo,v in the n. 'n'
15sr RI. @s5s a ;, wants saar 2 ~ ar %s%; 7 !! % s%is ! Poos 9'''
VIII die if sugar comes in free and makes VI poor. 1 low.
Tibet Tibet Sugar %i Tr snt,l is cn mighty y smart qa a. an n slick, 4, ! Just su allow;
The people gets the benefit an 1%: TIM anTc ef cents s a p Iam p o
T hut 'W %Sen s't SSs Z trust 1ste g Mn hi% o yh9 thongs What BY tS SSn an nlo ws has Sre found
And A%I how s%1 the farmer Il l. sure set rich L he viii treat them nice,
They send their prices soarin'u up an whnr is you an II
R WSss s svsnSs t thsir re Ge S%w qm ,It k. Sm prices $, will vii fall
Fer there IS coiorady H State wv" whe ne ! rr Tgss" got { hold @m of Gle"
s.: though they honsF bout att the good s% to IA farmers n%s !" dealers sGs "" us style
A Ass ye eqn fos serS' a s great inn tnsast nF ts sG Soiest ter Keep e eg tss x
Keepin' money in yer pockets, an good clothes upon yer backs.
T1s sa.s tas ri se% he 'a asei IS it. 'H Sss. :! .sn " I%oass ter i1 Ry talk sRs ss saa.., his cash
! l. n% isl It's sh thu farmer fan pays his taxes on on his land,
%n%s s r. $si him. n; 9 &c ) "a. 81 e 4 ~ 9Th =, then her q Z i y aRm saAa .,.
+ ; SssSs, r IS ss 3 4; sss sssHs i sa S5 : st s , sS%SE II i! Z an 4 A s many annie
Fl 2s tHs f% %,l .Sasr ter III '9 nop farmer 1Rr shst tHf ~ n j Rny,n ne sysrS }e Sar
sF Il the 'G 9asfofy ' ait a feT lSns ssw sf ie s' r wnGn eg Gess f sae% 96 years is done;
Am Am fh %Sn II a she w dow9 or r b IN fdsm s cd oil hSs ito ito 'd%x down. Iow9 tew'
Bout these ensrs who gar free to suit thar private ends,
Ter xii this rnn' industry n, blast these acres Sa 81 fair 1' '"' '' E
Why's Whgs xe sa Rss tSe 1 f"rr% as P sssess W n nS he h sahaF a % paes y tsf lie
Fer the farmer needs protection-we mustbar a W sugar out.
He Hen must s, work ter v the hM farmer an perfect himINo DELAY.
Fer e want yer country prosperinI, and ter help the farmers lot
' 1sT an%fi but t make @n th Sa iT1rr9 ast tn af r PeS%P'' though wHd it claims snai tel be yer friend.
Vs ' Wont 4" get ah 20 t tho sHes%f sae esr' when Vi . They've s'' eS took R m n@s am S% you in.
, 1901-12-12

Tody-"Jennie tells me young Wood
by proposed to her last night" Viola
II don't think l know him. Is he
well orr" Tody-"He certainly is.
She refused him.
Mrs. De Blinks-"No, sir; you can
not have my daughter with my con-
sent. l detest you and / wish l could
think of some way to make you mis-
cradle" Mr.. Hicks-"well, then, why
not become my mother-in-law?"
An insignificant little pin in a wo-
mans belt often disturbs a mans men
tai poise.
MY dear, are you feeling any bet
teri" asked her fond mother. 81 dun
no." replied Dolly. us the Jelly all
gomez" Yes. dear" well, I think
l am well enough to get up now"
Stern Parent-"Are you sure that
you raj support a family?" His
Daughters Lover-"Well-er-you see,
l wasn't making any calculations on
that Just yet. / only want the girl, you
know"
The youthful lawyers profession is
usually better than his practice.
The Bachelor-"But you should re-
member the old maxim, Marry in
haste and repent at leisure" The
Benedict-"oh, a man doesn't have any
leisure when he's married."
Styles-"Was looking through your
library while I was waiting, and l
found two or three books that belong
to me-" Whyte-"oh, that's all right
They'll always be safe with me, you
know
Borroughs-"What are you driving
att" Lenders-"I simply don't want
you to forget you owe me $50" Bor-
roughs-"Don't worry. 1 expect to
remember that to my dying day"
, 1901-12-12

The palace of Emperor William I in
Berlin has been kept in the condition
in which he left It. In the bedroom
there is still the simple iron bedstead
on which he always slept and on which
he died. It is suggestive OF his simple
tastes in all respects. His economical
habits are illustrated by the fact that
when. in his old age, the physicians
advised him to drink a glass OF cham
payne at lunch. the emperor always
had the bottle corked again and the
remainder saved for his dinner,
, 1901-12-12
ACCIDENTALLY NAMED.
That Is Said to BE Thc Case with Cape
Nome, Alaska.

George Davidson of the Depart
ment of Geography of the Uni
versity of California tells in the Ma
tional Geographic Magazine how Cape
MONIES received its name, as follows:
During the last four years l have
had numerous inquiries concerning the
origin of the name Cape Nome, on the
northwest of Norton Sound,
Alaska. l searched every available
chart and narrative of that region to
trace 1t home.
II traced it back to admiralty chart
No. Pip, of 1858, as being the earliest
to use the name. 1t is not in the Great
Atlas of Tebenkof of 1882, devoted
to the North Pacific.
81 looked up the tracks of the st. John
Franklin rescue ships, II. NJ. frigate
Herald and brig Plover G45-5D. and
became satisfied the name was given
in the cruises Of one or other of those
vessels.
"A short time since I wrote to the
chief photographer of the admiralty
and asked If the name Nome appeared
among the lists of officers of the Her
aid and Plover.
To-day / have a letter from the n.y.
dr%ographer of the admiralty, dated
London. August 9th, which contains
this statement:
when the Ms. chart of this region
vas being constructed on board ii. NJ,
S. Herald. attention was drawn to the
fact that this point had no name, and a
mark {? Name was placed against it.
I'm the hurry of dispatching this
chart from the ship this ? appears to
have been linked in by a rough
draughtsman and appeared as Cape
Name, but the stroke of the IA" being
very indistinct, it was interpreted by
our draughtsman here rs c. Nome, and
has appeared with this name ever
since.
This Information is from an officer
who was on board the Herald when
the chart was being constructed
80 the mystery of the name has
been satisfactorily solved"
, 1901-12-12
PULLING
TO MEN


When men are very young they think
they know all about women; when
they reach middle life they confess
they understand only few members of
the sex: when they attain the full ma
turity of their mental power int have
had a wide experience they give the
problem up and confess that women
are past finding Dat. An experienced
man is amused If not angered to lear
callow youths boasting about their
knowledge Of womep's ways. One
youth in a cafe the other night deliver
ed the declaration hat no wise man
ever had @ proposal of marriage re-
1ected by a woman because a wise man
could find out what the answer would
be before he put the question. There
are a hundred little ways of finding
out a woman's mind" said he, land
any man of experience can tell
whether his suit Is favored. The pres
sure of the hand. the tones of the
voice, little attentions scarcely per-
ceptible but Offering glimpses of the
heart, speedily forgiven. all are signs
by which a mar rlay foretell infallibly
whether the answer to his proposal
will be yes or nc"
The error of this young solon lay in
the fact that fe took reason to guide
him through the labyrinth of the femi-
nine mind. He was not aware that
women are inclined to be cold toward
the favored but yet u~naccepted lover.
and that no matter how infatuated the
girl may be she will rebuke any symp-
tom of assurance or confidence with
instant n condign punishment. But
she does this. not because she dislikes
'~audacity in a sutton, but because she
deems 1t ~unbecoming to surrender
without a contest and 1t humiliates
her to have him think that she is an
easy conquest. A girl may fancy a
man and even encourage him. but
when she faces the question and is
compelled to decide whether she will
, 1901-12-12

He posed as a fortune-teller and
mind-reader, Inc when he was arrest
ed and taken into a New York court
for posting handbills on the street, he
explained his vocation to the presid-
Ing Judge.
And SO you are a mind-reader,"
said the interpreter OF the law. ~
wonder II you can read my mind"
"Oh, yes" replied the prisoner. ap-
parently believing that a bluff" would
serve his cause as well as anything.
You are of a bright and cheerful
disposition. And | can see by the
merry twinkle in your mind that you
are about to tell me to go home"
Your diagnosis is not correct" said
the judge. Il was merely meditating
whether I should make the fine five
dollars or ten dollars. I think we will
call it five dollars this time"
, 1901-12-12

The increase of population during
the past 100 years of people of Euro
pean origin. according to Sir Robert
Gifin. the famous English statisticlan.
has been from 10. 900 900 at the begin
ming of the century to $40, 900, 900 at
Its close. The growth of the United
States alone has been from a little
over 5000 600 to ntarly so. 900. 900. The
English population of the British en-
plro has Increased from about l5.OOO.-
900 TO 80. 900. 900. Germany and Russia
also show remarkable growth. from
10000, 900 to So. 600, 00oO in one case and
from 10000. Ooo to 1876. oOO, 900 in the
other. France has increased from 25.-
, 1901-12-12

monthly periods for it meant q couple
OF days in bed in awful agony. l final
" made up my mind that the good
doctors were guessing; and hearing
from different friends such good re-
ports of Lydia L. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound, l tried that. 1
bless the day 1 did, for it was the
dawning of a new life for me. l used
FIVE bottles before l vas cured, but
when they were taken l was a well
woman once more. Your Compound is
certainly wonderful. Several of my
friends have used it since, and nothing
but the best do I ever hear from its
use."-Y Yours, MABELLE l.. LAMoNrE,
22o T.. 31st ST., Chicago, 1n.-s6ooo
forfeit If aboUe testimonial is not genuine.
If Lydia L. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound could cure Miss
LaDIonte-why not you? Try it
and see for yourself.
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wO-
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass,
, 1901-12-12
HER MIMI

The house was handy to the street.
car line and in good repair, there
were the proper number of closets.
and the rental was reasonable. but
before coming to terms the house
hunting matron said to the agent:
at is only fair for me to tell you
that we have FIVE boys"
That won't make any difference,
ma'am." he said. with a smile. You
will find big families of boys on both
sides of you"
"Oh, then, I don't want the house
at ALI" she exclaimed. 81 want to
find a n~eighborhood where there won't
be any boys but mine"
At last accounts she was still hunt
ing.
, 1901-12-12
EE 20 II JOB.

Grocer Ito applicant for situation)-
Are you fond of work?
Boy-No. sir. l Amt.
Grocer-Well. you'd better get on
home again. 1 want a boy that is.
Boy-There amt none.
Groceries. there are-heaps. I've
had any amount here this morning.
Boy (doggedly) -How did you know
they were?
Grocer-They told me so.
Boy-H'm, so would ! If l was as
fond OF lynn as they ls-but 1 amt.
, 1901-12-12

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as hey cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and In order TO
cure 1t you must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally. and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not n quaclk medicine.
II was prescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years. and is q regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed OF the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces The
perfect combination OF the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. HENES & CO., Props, Toledo, q
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Hall's EamilN Pills are the best
, 1901-12-12

Jones-"Brown is an unlucky dog"
Smith-"How's that?"
Jones-"His object in marrying was
to get out of a boarding house."
Smith-"Well?"
Jones-"Now his wife is running one
to support the family"
, 1901-12-12

A Paris correspondent says the
French government is encouraging the
manufacture of alcohol for propulsion
and lighting, as 1t intends to introduce
the strongest legislation to combat the
growing tendency to drink spirits, and
wants to give a new line of business
for the distilleries.
, 1901-12-12

mo. Gladys McGoogle," he said in
his deep and earnest voice. life with
out you would be of little use to me"
DO you meal that you would take
the suicide route to escape it," the
fair girl murmured.
Yes" he answered: you have
guessed it."
Revolver or roper"
Neither"
Gas. then. or poison?"
He shook his auburn locks and
smiled at her bafhed air.
What then would you do?'
Gladys" he slowly answered, eff
you refuse my love l will take no
chances Of failure. l have determined
to let a malarious mosquito bite me-"
That fetched her.
, 1901-12-12

Burglars entered the house Of a
north side physician the other night,
and meeting a friend on his way
downtown the next morning he said:
Il say, Blask, did you hear about
my robbery last night?"
No, DOCTOR" replied Blank. Whom
did you rob?"
, 1901-12-12
SYMPATHETIC SOILS.

Edith hear that you and Fred are
quite interested in one another.
Bertha-Don't you tell a soul, Edith.
but really l believe Fred and I were
made for each other. We have played
golf together three times and we never
have quarreled-except two or three
times when Fred was clearly in the
wrong.
, 1901-12-12

A wager IA made by a resident of
London that he could cook a plum
pudding ten feet beneath the surface
of the River Thames. He won the bet
by placing the pudding in n tin case
and putting the whole in n sack of
lime. The heat of the lime, Stacking
when 1t came in contact with the
water, was sufficient TO cook the pud-
ding in two hours.
, 1901-12-12

Ida-"I see less people have been
killed by football this year than ever
before"
May-"For goodness sake. don't let
tho players overhear you. They would
feel ashamed and start in to break the
record for brutality"
, 1901-12-12
LITTLE LAUG HIS.


Does your sister ever talk about
me?' asked the enaniored youth Of his
best girls small brother.
You bet she does" replied the
youngster. Il heard her tell ma thu
other day that If your shoes had rock
ers on them they would make good
cradles"
, 1901-12-12

Maude-"lm SO glad to see that your
health has greatly improved"
Clara-"Thank you. My rapid re-
covery was due TO this engagement
ring"
Maude-"Indeed, From whom did
you receive it?'
Clara-"From my physician"
, 1901-12-12
AN UNDATED STATEMENT.

Yes" said Miss Woodbesumthin'.
my ancestors landed on Plymouth
Rock"
While the buzz Of admiration and
envy went around she added soto
voce. Sin 1862"
We should be truthful at all times.
no matter whether we shout it from
the housetops OF not"
, 1901-12-12

Say, mister. o look like a big
hearted man; can't you help a poor
guy a little?"
That's just the trouble, my friend.
The doctor says l have enlargement OF
the heart very bad and any further
strain on 1t may prove Immediately
fatal"
, 1901-12-12

Myer-"Is it true that Miss Oldham
has just inherited half a miIlion?"
Gyer-"It is; and she will need ev-
cry cent of it in her business"
Myer-"What is her business?"
Overlooking for a husband
, 1901-12-12

Rowland-"why did You nearly kill
the manager, me lud?"
Roxey-"Gadzooks. He wanted me
TO play In Uncle Toms Cabin"
Rowland-"Then you consider the
play beneath your talent?"
Roxey-"No; it was the character
He wanted me to don a skin and be
a bloodhound"
, 1901-12-12

Say" queried Farmer Hayrix,
what dew they raise in them thai
roof gardens deown tew tn city?"
Peaches, uncle" replied the city
bred young man.
, 1901-12-12
THREE CHICAGO DOCTORS
Failed to Do for Miss Mabelle L.
LaMonte What Was Accom-
plished by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

"DEAR MRs. PIEKHAM:-I was In
an awful state for nearly three years
with a complication of female troubles
which three physicians called by diff
ferent names, but the pains were all
the same. l dreaded the time of my
, 1901-12-12

short-"Do you believe that a fellow
feeling makes us %wondrous kind?"
Long-"It all depends. What are
you feeling for now?'