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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
der STRENOUSLY ND DER v1TE NOUSE.D By Bnvs

stand Secreterry uf der Var hat
ding Mrs Admiral Dewdrops aboudt der Secretary
Longs heardt aloud id he refusalle1
mage any contributoning for any presents dot der
Mrs Seereterry uf der Var Wished mage. Dot sch
could go ahet do id herselluf leaf him oud uf
Id. Mrs Secreterrer Wished know uf him
he would be ready to entertainment der rest uf der
Capnet und Chon writed id in letter to her dot
vouldt did id he got ready, bud if dey~vaited
long before eating Something's dey would ged very
hunkry. Und end ISIS nod yet. Now on top up id
all der Secreterry uf der Money house designations him
selluf because Teddy tries him teventy-
fife refusas to gift him his node. Mr. Catch fe-
signations nmseluf. Den Teddy offers der chob
from der Stade uf Iovay den der Secreterrer
uf Agricuturings Wilson he geds mad abondt i'd be-
PRESIDENT dit nod consultation him before ne
mate offerings, ind dare you Dare
more ''dongs" aboudt to happen bud could nod Jay
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

tic Dare odders in der boat, Louie,
und efery 1 reminded aboudt nlen friendt
Whiskeyson Courier Chourna uf Louieville
sci aboudt him. He set in part dot der young man
going dot stuff nit der scnordt
der hot places she nefer raised in dot
IF woods pefore, und by chngoes Louie, be-
lief dot doing id alretty
ISIS der Schley- Skampson bitzness Ach. vot
killing Teddy might hat made nit der peoples uf der
Unided Stades, bud nen, Louie he hat Assist
anter Secretary uf Nafy und could nod ged away
der bunch uf selling plaers NIT vich he for
mery associationed. Den because Chenera Miles der
brafe Indian fighter, hat der to vot he
thought coming to Scney, he<iss called ub by der
uf der Var under because Ger explanation
ing images nod satisfactory Secreterrer tells
he dismissaled oudt army, yes-bud
in considerationing uf der past
OFF nit reprimander, vich should close incident
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

happens? ask Louie, dit you read i'd In
der baper, ware PRESIDENT chumps all Offer der
Cheneral in frondt lot uf skenators und onders
people? Teddy mate der mistake euf hees
life belief he effer mate before, ad least
dar ISIS indicationing uf i'd, bud if he didn't
id before he has he viii found
oudt ne could do id don't know. Uf he
couIdt only chust haf upholded der dicknty uf der
Office id would hat been all right bud as i'd ISIS he has
skefeny per cents uf der popularity vch he
enehoyed ud if der ELECTION held Schley
und Miles could skin any two in der Unided
SHADES. IND to id goot Wiling to bet four
tolars two tollars und kevarter dot vim der
monies. Der PRESIDENT has travelled fon der Vest to
der East und ought to know vot he ISIS doing bud
afraid he has fiery bad advisers, aindt id?
Now to mage i'd worst uf an der Secreterry uf der
Nafy refusas to contribution for present for Mrs.
Teddy He dit nod explanation himsenuf but under
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
DIR. Bellows and Prof. Priee.

OF Dr. Bellows wit, DIR. De Normandic
gave two examples. On one occasion a
DR.. Price, an English university profess
sor, said to DR.. Bellows: 81 believe you
have here in Boston rather singular
sort of church-King's chapel, I believe
you call it, And it is there they have, L
am told, the English liturgy, era, a.
sort of watered, you know. Is that SOP
Rather, washed if you please" DR..
Bellows answered
AT a convention DR.. Bellows and this
same DR.. Price came together again
II would ask you Dr. Bellows" DR..
Price asked, regarding what may be the
Unitarian belief concerning heaven
DR.. Bellows answered: Heaven, sir,
is a grand and glorious realm, with all
the glorieS the eye can see and the mind
desire, and, sir, without money and with
out Price, sir Whereupon the incident
was regarded as closed.-Roston Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
Nose. in the Rushe. received.

The version of the Moses in the bull
rashes'' incident attributed to the good
iittle boy in local Sunday school viii
bear repetition, even If other good little
boys in other Sunday schools have preced-
ed him in it's telling. Said ne: There
was little kid hid in box among the
tall weeds down by the creek and there
was a nurse girl there to look after him.
Pretty soon three women came along,
and seeing him there, they We're afraid
he would take cold and SO they telephon-
ed his mother to come down and get
him. Albany Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

fair I mein clothes trying get
enough to ketchet him by der hand und say, I'D iss
such a gladness nit vich you shake mein hant yes?'
Den id vos dot expressed der hope dot day he
would der PRESIDENT dot recefe der alb
bointment uf Envoy ExtradctionaIy ST Cloud Min
nesoda} vich understood between us, aindt i'd?
Now der dream ISIS ofar am nod so enthoosleias-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
A 8 BE

Id now ISIS beginning to loog
leedle lige dare ISIS "someding do
ing aroundt der Vite House
und before 1 plunche me into
an exposure" uf der habbenings
vich hat nod yet habbened al
retty but vich are Gaming,
I visn to assure der president
dot I feel for him. Dare vos a
time ven der name uf der hero
uf der round robin und San
Chuan vos mentioned in frondt
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
By Budweiser.

aboudt dem, but dare ISIS high times sight for
Teddy.
"ven, Budweiser," set Louie How would you lige
to been der president, yes?"
Nein, Louie I set, 81 lige dot famous man.
hat forgotten vedder id Daniel Webster set 4
would RAIDER been right dan to be Bresident ,.
Aindt id?"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07
PoRTLAND's ENTERPRISE.
Tillamook Headlight.

Tllamook Headlight.
II the city of Portland can't raise
the money to establish woolen mills we
feel like passing round the hat, for we
have been reading in the Portland
newspapers for the past four years
about prospective wooden mills to be
established there. What's the trouble,
anyway-cold feet? With all Portland's
bcasted wealth and advantages, there
is a certain amount Of mossbackism
there which retards its manufac-
turing growth. We get an attack of
the jimjambs every time We read about
the proposed Portland wooden mills, and
with so much wool procrastination We
hardly know how people in that city
feel. 1t is plain to see that those who
want to make a manufacturing city
OF Portland get plenty of newspaper
boosting. but darn'd little financial
6oosiing from the very people who
should rclp industries start up.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07
GOVERNMENT PROPOSALS.

Office Of C. Q. M. Vancouver Bar
racks, Wash, February 70, 1901. Seal
ed proposals, in trIpllcate, Will be re-
ceived here until II o'clock a. m..
March 12. 1901, and then opened, for
furnishing fuel at the several military
posts In this department, and at Camp
at Skagway Alaska, and at Fort
Liscum (Port Valdez. Alaska, for fis-
cal year commencing July LIST, 1901. In
formation furnished here or by quar-
termasters at posts. u. s. reserves
right to reject or accept any ar all
proposals or any part thereof. En-
velopes containing proposals should be
marked: Proposals for fuel at -"
and addressed to undersigned, J. w.
Jacobs. @. @. M.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Through the courtesy of Secretary Of
State Frank /, Dunbar. The Asto-
rian has received his biennial report,
Just issued. 1t is a book Of over six
hundred pages and contains a wealth
Of information which makes it handy
book of reference.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Mr.. ]. ". Patterson, night police at
Nashua, Ia, says: In January l had
a very bad cold on my lungs, and used
half dozen different cough medicines
and prescriptions from two doctors, but
grew worse all the time. finally
bought bottle Of Foley's Honey and
Tar and after using two-thirds of it.,
/ was entirely cured" CHAS. ROC
ERS. Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

The Astorian guarantees to its ad-
vertisers the largest circulation OF any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

All communications intended tor pub
llcation should he directed to Editor
Astonan." Business communications
Of all kinds and remittances must he
addressed to The Astorian Publish
ing Co"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money 4 II
fails TO cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Tetter. eczema and skin diseases yield
quickly to the marvellous healing quail
ties OF Banner Salve made from a
prescription of a skin specialist of world
wide fame, 25c. CHAS. ROGERS,
Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

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PETER HYIAND Lot H. block Q, in the Tow 70
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Advertising rates can he had on ap-
lication to the business manager.
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CHEAP INSURANCE.

Many man has been insured against
l3rights disease, diabetes, or other dan
RerOns ailment by a fifty cent bottle
Of Foley's Kidney Cure. CHAS ROC
ERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07
ASSESSMENT NOTICE

ELEVENTH AVENUE TO HARRISON AVE
NUE.. McLUREs.
Notice by ordinance No 1881
March
Council OF same The assess
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Young men think old men fools; but
old men know young men are FOOLS
George Chapman.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Man. Thou pendulum betwlxt a
smile and tear.-Lord Byron.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Most men are bad.-Bras.
Man is the image Of Gods personal
ity.- Bronson Alcott.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Eugene ]. Hall, the poet and publish
er, says that one dose of Foley's Honey
and Tar restored his voice when hoarse-
ness threatened TO prevent his lecture
ut Central Music Hall, Chicago. Moth
ing else as good CHAS. ROGERS,
Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07


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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Robi. r. Watts, Of Salem, No, writes:
Il have been troubled with kidney dis
ease for the last five years and have
doctored with all the leading physi-
eians and have tried all remedies sug-
Rested without any relief. Finally I
tried Foley's Kidney Cure and less
than two bottles completely cured me
and l am sound and we'll"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07
ASSESSMENT NOTICE


COMMERCIAL STREET FouRTEENTH SEVENTEENTH
ST OF J, NJ sHIvELYs d, L. c.
hereby o
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be
the March 1901
Council Will
follows:
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Men were gay deceivers ever-shakes-
peare.
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BANNER sALvE.

The great man is he who does moi
lcse his .nlid's heart.-Mencius.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Pneumonia follows la grippe, but
never follows the use of FOley's Honey
and Tar, the great throat and lung
remedy. Take no substitute. CHAS.
ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Mar IS an epitome Of the world
Pliny.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Man is a SOU using the body as an
insiru;r an - PrOelus.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

II had a running sore on my leg for
seven years." writes Mrs. Jas. Forest
of Chippewa Falls, Wis, "and spent
hundreds of dollars in trying to get it
healed. Two boxes Of Banner Salve en-
tirely cured It," No other salve so
healing. CHAS. ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07

Man is great wonder.-I' arn' 5
Trsmcgistus.
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Man is the wonder of nature.-Plato.
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Usually a racking cough and a gen.
eral feeling Of weakness. FOley's Hon
ey and Tar is guaranteed to cure the
"grippe cough" and make you strong
and well. Take no substitutes. CHAS.
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-03-07
AFTER LA GRIPPE-wHAT?

Man is the little world.-zoroastsr.
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Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1901-09-11
Read It In the JournaI-Mine

In June last the remains of an un- known man were found in Mescal gulch, near Jerome, an account of which was published in the Journal Miner The following letter of in quiry to Judge McKinnon of Jerome shows that the Journal-Miner is read in Tennessee as it is in every state and territory of the union. The let ter is as follows:
 Murfreesboro, Tenn, Aug. 30.-I see in the Arizona Journal Miner that there had been found the remains of a man near Jerome. Can you tell me who he was. Was it J. c. Jamison? If it was please give me all the par ticulars about it. John c. Jamison was raised near this place; it will be four years next Christmas since he was here. I think he went to Arizona in May; he wrote to me the 9th day of June and that is the last letter I got from him; he was at Prescott, Arizona, then. The report has reach ed here that he is dead, that a negro killed him. Now if you can give me any information it will be thankfully received. Yours truly,
 Miss Addie Hutton.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1901-09-11
Mining Intelligence.

In an editorial on the prospect oi an early resumption of mining opera tions in South Africa, the Mining Journal of London says: It is no ex- aggeration to say that the prospect of re-starting mining operations upon an adequate scale upon the Rand is now more definite and promising than it has ever been since the presentation of the Boer ultimatum. All difficult ties which have been unavoidably created by a state of war are being met in a resolute and practical spirit, and there is reason to hope that be- fore the year is out we may see the situation at Johannesburg approxi- mate to that condition of peaceful in dustry which it is the desire of every one interested, either directly or in directly, in mining to see attained. The main obstacle which the manage ments at Johannesburg have got to face is the scarcity of labor"
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1901-09-11
MINES AND MINING!

The gold production of Cripple Creek during August was S2,55S,OOO, the greatest single months record in the history of Cripple Creek.
 The Groom Pool mine has tempo rarily closed down on account of their not being able to take care of the stream of water that was encountered several weeks ago, with the present pumping plant. The streamof water is quite large one and they found it impossible to keep the water down and so were compelled to quit until a larger pumping plant can be in staUed.-News-Herald.
 Judge Ling of the McCabe Exten- sion company, feels very enthusiastic over development work as it pro- gresses on that property, and left last Saturday in response to call that at 160 feet deep a rich strike had been made that measured over six inches of ore that was considered the richest in value ever found in that district The McCabe Extension people are earnestly prospecting their property, and while their methods eof a quiet nature, the late strike has been the cause of general talk and in which the members of the company on the ground naturally join.
 The starting of the Val Verde smelter near Prescott will place the mining interests of this vicinity on a sounder basis and will do more to- ward advancing and making perma- nent the business of mining than double the amount expended in de. velopment work by eastern capital ists. It is to be hoped that both the smelter and the concentration will re- ceive the undivided support of every prospector and mine owner in central Arizona. They are deserving institu- tions and miners vii! advance theig own interests by lending their sup port either. We predict their success from the start.-Wickenburg News Herald.
 Some remarkably rich strikes have been made in mines adjacent to Pres colt within the last week, or to put it properly, practical and earnest de velopment work is having its reward The Gladstone hit it near McCabe, the Henrietta, instead of being played out, comes to the front with the pret- tiest body of ore yet in its history, while McCabe Extension people are enthusiastic over striking it in the deepest workings. The above mines are in row and lie in Big Bug dis trict. On Groom Creek we are in formed that on the Monte Cristo, the Home Run and the Midnight Test, the past few days of work have been rewarded by the biggest showing yet made on each, and there is in conse- quence a deep regard and a keen in- terest manifested forthe future promi- hence of its mining affairs, both by the minerand the capitalist. On each of the above claims it is gratifying to know that from fair surface indica- tions, depth is demonstrating that the mines everywhere around us go down and they go the better. Groom Creek, in other claims, is very active, and it is now referred to as the Grip Dle Crock Of Arizona
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1901-09-11
Why Ireland Loses Population

It is said that one of the objects of Michael Davitt's visit to the United States is to study up the question of how to stop the emigration from Ires land. To many Irishmen this is burning issue. While all the other countries of the world are growing in population, Ireland is declining. Ire land had about as many inhabitants in 1901 as it had in 1901. It had al most double as many in lS45 as it has today. There has been steady de- cline since the potato famine in 1916. At that time, judging from the in crease in the previous decades, its population was about S,4OO,OOO. In 1901, aceording to the census, it is f. 456,540.
 Manifestly, Irish statesmen and publicists would be interested in any scheme calculated to lessen this steady decrease in the population of their country. The decrease is due to emigration. How can the emigration be stopped? It must be borne in mind that the causes which started the decline in 1916 and 1S47 have long since ceased in a great measure. The immediate effects of the famine of half a century ago have since been lost. There has been a ''let up to some extent, in the British misgov- ernment which sent hundreds of thousands out of Ireland in the de- cades preceding the famine in the '40s. Many of the abuses in the ad ministration of Irish affairs have been removed in the past thirty years, though, of course, the aspiration for independence and the natural discon- tent at the impossibility of its grati- fcation at the present time continue.
 Most of Ireland's emignants come to the United States. The reason why they come here instead of going to some other country is that they have better opportunities here for the improvement of their worldly condl- ton than can be had elsewhere. This condition would operate even if Ire land were free. The chances for worldly improvement would be better here than they could be in Ireland if that country were independent and a republic. England, Germany, Italy and all the other. independent nations of Europe send thousands of immi- grants to the United States every year. The independent nation of Ire land, if there were any, would do the same. Of course, the aspiration for Irish independence is creditable, and the desire of Irish statesmen to keep as many of them at home is natural. Nevertheless, there are as many Irishmen in the United States at the present time as there are in Ireland, and economic reasons will continue to send the Irish population of the Uni ted States up, irrespective of the poli- tical and social improvement of con ditions which may take place in Ire land.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.