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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Talk
About 1t

That's always the way with
our Fair Vigor. When per-
sons U.S. it they are always so
h'ghiy Pleased with it that they
tell their friends about it.
II yolr hair is short, COO
thin, sBlits at the ends, is
rough, or is falling out, our
HAIRY igor will perfectly satisfy
yov
IF your hair is just a little
gray, or perfectly white, Ayers
Hair Vigor will bring back to
it all the dark, rich color it had
years and years ago.
One deilar . bottle.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Catarrn Cnnnot be Curea

With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to-caFe
rectly on the blood and mucous surface. Halls
Catarrh Cure is not q quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one of Che best physicians in
this country for years, and is q regular pre-
scription. 1t Is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. Tn
what produces: such wonderful results in cur
ing catarrh: Send for testimonials, freq.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, @.
Sold by Druggists, price, TIC.
Halls Family Pills are tho best.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
How He Excelled.

HOW a0 ExCelleds
He Is considered a great man by
his college classmates. I understand"
"Well, rather. Why, there's no one
who ranks higher"
"He was a great scholar, I suppose"
"Oh. dear, no; but he invented the
college yell that gives his alma mater
the intercollegiate standing that It
has."-Chicago Post.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Just Couldn't Helm It.

II thought you said you never again
would elect her president Of your
club" he suggested, after she had told
him all about the result Of the club
election.
well, we didn't intend to-" she re-
piled, "but when she broke down and
cried we just couldn't help 1.-THE
Smart Set.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

ABBx8VU610Se
Mr.. Meddergrass-'"The postnlis-
tress doesn't seem to like the new pro-
lessor Of the school,"
Mr.. Meddergrass-"No, I reckon not
I heerd some Of the fellers at the store
say he had wrote all his postal cards
IN Latin or some other turin Ian.
guage."-Baltmore American.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Got It In Another Way.

Got It In Another Way.
you remember that bank teller who
made himself 20 solid with the officials
by suggesting that bank employees
should wear clothes without pockets
during banking hours"
"Yes. What about him?" ~
NE got away with $4,000 BY throw
Ing It out Of the window to a confeder,
ate."-Clevelaud Plaiu-Dealer.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

I'd Cure . Geld In one Nay.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUrNINx Tables.
ALI druggists refund the money II it fails to
edra T.. w. GRovE's signature on each box.
Mrs. Newlywed- My husband is
very easily pleased" Miss CaustiQue
Yes; I thought tha- when he mar
ried you"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

It Worked.
"We11. old man, how'd you sleep last
night? Follow my advice about count.
ing up?"
Eyes; counted up to $4,000"
"And then you fell asleep, ehr"
1T was morning by that time. and I
had to get up"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

No man is so bright that he re
quires to be looked at through smoked
glass.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Baby Story.

08by 0t03ye
Schoolboy ibid you know about
chat baby that was fed on elephants
milk. and gained twenty pounds q
day1"
Schoolmaster Indignantly mo. I
didn't Whose baby was itl-answer
me, OF I'll thrash you"
Schoolboy-''The elephants baby.a
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
One dei1ar q bottle.

II your druggist cannot supply you, send
rs $I.oo and we will express q bottle to you,
all charges prepaid. Be sure and give AZ
your neaEest express Office.
]. G. AYE Co.. Lowell, Mass
Send for cur handsome book on The Hair.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

Each package Of PUTNAM FADELEss DYE
coiors more goods than any other dye ano
colors them better too. Sold by all drug
gists
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

The man who is waiting for some
thing to turn UP is generally turned
down.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumptio
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoH F
BOYER. Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. IL. 1900.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
WORTH Knowing

Worth Knowing.
.Tesspoonful doses OF Crab Orchard Water
night and morning will cure the most 0bstt-
nate cases Of constipation.
Hoax-''That was a fierce cigar
Jones gave me-. Wonder what brand
he smokes?" Joax-Mother Hus-
bard" Mother Hubbard?" Eyes;
loose wrapper"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

The hest Prescription Fer Chills
and Fever Is q bottle OF GRovE's TAsTxLRss
Chill. TONIC. It is simple iron and quinint
In . tasteless form. No cure. no pay. Price 25c.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

An index to His Character.
"What kind Of O man Is this John
Smith,"
"Oh, he's the kind that thinks he
can hold on to his umbrella by having,
his name engraved on the HANDLE
Chicago Record.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Loft Word,

w."N-:F 1OyS "0Y0a
Owens-"1s MI. Lenders INF"
Boy-"Not yet. cir, but I expect him
every minute" ;.
Its 10 o'clock, isn't 1T"
NEARLY. The clock will strike In
half a minute, Il not sooner. There It
goes"
An right. I promised to be here at
10 o'clock and pay him some money.
say called and-he wasn't init.
Bits.
.sH.as., 5sGaasEs S4.x
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
Tho Demand for Hickory.

~
Open freplaces with CRATES ha.~
come to be so popular in the modern
house that there has arisen a demand
Tor hickory logs of the old-fashioned
bort that one can build just the right
kind of fire with. Now there are so
many other uses for hickory that it is
very difficult to get logs Of size and
sufficiently knotty to suit. Wood yards
have fixed a price of SIS a cord for
New York State hickory. But If one
wants the sort that is full of knots
and gnarls and that will last the whole
evening oace IT is lighted, he will find
that he has to pay at least one-half
more than the quoted prices. Even at
that he will have a heap Of inspecting
to do before Just the right thing is
found, though some good stuff is occa-
bionally sent down the Hudson River.
Other let's come from as far north as
Vermont and Canada.
Teacher-s"rhe sentence: my faith
er had money Is in the past tense.
Now. Willie. il you said MY father
has money. in what terse would you
be s~peakang!" Willie-"Oh, that would
; p~retense."
Have you ever experienced the joyful sem
zion of a good appetizer You will II you
Jew Adams Pepsin Tutti Fruit.
A feFfow can't be judged by the UNI
Orefla he borrOws.
Tho champion oarsman should know the
rowed to Success. So. 8.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

A More Surmfse.
Bobbles-"What does this author
mean by saying that the hero had
well carved features"
Dobbles-"Doubtless he shaved him.
self."-Baltimore American. 80
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
What . Chump,

Tess-"Oh. I like him well enough.
but It's so hard to make him under.
stand anything. Last night he asked
me several times for a kiss, and I said
No! Nor each time"
> Jess~-Ay goodness! I should thinl,
.that was emphatic enough for any
man."
Tess-'1tc certainly should be for any
one who knows 4 1t two negatives
make q positive Press
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

A Collision Avoided.
"When I'm very angry I always
count 100" a...s1
docs that calm you DOWN."
"Well, 1t gives me time to get away
from the other mec."
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

Have you ever experienced the joy iul SEN
zion of a good appetizer You will II you
Jew Adams Pspsin Tutti Fruit.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24

The Unpleasant Feature.
Nodd-"How do you like your oun
try homer
Todd-"It's a great place. The only
drawback Is that I can't sell it."-Har
per's Bazaar.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1901-01-24
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE
THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

Never Pleased-H0w He Runs A1s busl-
Observation-Disclosures to Place the
Blame The Unpleasant Feature "A
Collision Avoided, Etc, Etc.
The gossips leave you sorrowlng n sus-
No matter how your daily life is spent.
If you get rich they'll say you're avari'
If poor they'll say you're improvident.
Washington Star.
How He Runs His Business. s
Robbs -..Nobbs says he runs his
business just like clockwork.'
Dobbs-"Yes. I understand he runs
ON tick."-Baltimore American.
Decidedly.
"Of course. a. man can't be Selectc0
for the Hall of Fame until he's
s.Too bad! The living would put up
q much more interesting scrap
Puck.
Where to Place the Blame.
ooh, Bobby, Bobby! Everybody VIII
blame me if you misbehave."
Well, ma. you can blame Il all back
m vour pa and ma."-IndfllapOlis
journal.
The Unpleasant Feature.
-. 49, -. =,
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
ELKs' GREAT CARNIVAL.

One of the Biggest Events Ever At
 tempted by Any N. F. Lodge.
 Next Monday evening will be a gala night for Waterbury, for then will open the big carnival of the Wa terbury lodge of Elks, the arrange ments for which have been in prog ress for several months. There is no doubt now existing that it will be one of the greatest epochs in the his tory of the Waterbury lodge, and the members of the committee, in charge of Thomas E. Guest, have labored Zealously to let nothing escape them i'll the success of the carnival. EXalt- ed Ruler r. T. Lawlor was the prime instigator of the whole affair, and as soon as the project was explained to the members of the lodge they flock ed around him and determined that the people of this city would be pre- sented with something in the line of carnivals that would make thein ap- preciate still more the work of the Waterbury lodge. The interior of tie Auditorium will be wonderland when the doors are thrown open on Monday evening. and there will not be one idle or dull moment for those who attend.
 The parade or the ElkS Of the state will be the first feature that will at tract attention. Headed by the Amer ican band the principal streets of the city will be travelled, and when they arrive at the hall there will be an inn mense throng to welcome them. Red fire will be burned by the barrel and the whole city will be afiame with enthusiasm. When the bell sounds for the opening of the carnival on the in- side Mayor Kilduff will be on hand to welcome the people and to fittingly open this elaborate undertaking. The freedom of the city will be given to the Elks of SSe state for the whole week, and perhaps they will not take advantage of it. The Waterbury lodge Of Elks has never yet made a boast that 1t was not fulfilled, and this car nival will be no exception. They tell you that it will be the greatest thing of the kind ever given ill this city. and they will prove it to you very con clusiyely. Monday evening, then. will see the reward of the indefatigable work of the committee, and that will be the first installment of pleasure which will make return for faithful service
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
Injured stoker Dead.

ST. JOHNS, N. F., Nov. 6.-One oi the stokers who was injured by the ex- plosion on the Reid steamer Bruce Sun day in Cabot strait is dead Another is likely to die or, if he survives, to be totally blind. The third man who was Bcalded is also in a precarious condi- ton. All the boats were made ready for launching at the time of the explo- sion to guard against any possible dis nster. The Bruce was carrying q com pany of 120 instead of ninety, as origi- ally telegraphed.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06

DISTRICT OF WATERBURY SS PRO- I bate Court. Nov 4, 1901.
 Estate of Stephen Lowe, late Waterbury, in said, district deceased.
 The executors having exhibited their ad- ministration account with said estate to this court for allowance, it is
 Ordered that the 11th day of Nov, A. D. 1901. at o'clock in the forenoon, at the probate office of Waterbury, be and the same is assigned for a hearing on the allowance of said admins tration account with said estate and this court directs the Executors to cite all per- sons interested therein to appear at said time and place, by publishing this order in some newspaper published in New Haven County and having circulatlon in said district
 By Order of Court,
 James J. Cassin Clerk. [
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
The Vote In Kentucky,

LOUISVILLE, Ky, Nov. 6.-The Courier Journal claims the Democrats will have increased majorities in both houses of the next general assembly, which will elect q successor to United States Senator Deboe. Charles F. Grainger, Democrat, is elected mayor of Louisville by over 5000. Every member of the school board of Louis vile elected yesterday is a Democrat. Returns and reports from all over the state indicate corresponding Democrat so sssocaes
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
HARDINC'S T2-74 SOUTH MAIN ST.
Pressed Glass Kitchen Lamps,

A large Manufacturer of Glass Lamps once said 10 us:
 The Manufacture, sale and
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06

4I bate Court November 4. y0t
 Estate of Emily S. Lowe, late of Water bury, in said district. deceased,
 The administrator having exhibited his ad- ministration account with said estate for allow ance, it is
 ORDERED-That the llth day of Nov. A. D.. 1901. at o'clock Tn the forenoon, at the Pro- bate Office in Waterbury be and the same is assigned for Q hearing on the allowance of said administration account with said estate and this Court directs said Administrator to cite alI persons interested therein to appear at sand time and place. by publishing this order in some newspaper published in New Haven coun- ty and having circulation ia said district.
 By order of Court,
 James J. Cassin, Clerk. .
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06

@ bate Court, Nov. G. 190i.
 Estate of Thomas McAulif, late of Water bury in said district deceased.
 Upon the application of Joseph McAulif of Waterbury, praying that letters of admins tration may be Granted on said estate. as per application on file more fully appears. it is ORDERED, that said application be heard and determined at the Probate Office in Water bury III said District on the 9th day of Nov. A D. 1901 at o'clock in the forenoon. and that notice be given of the pendency of said applica- tion and the time and place of hearing thereon by publishing the same time in some news paper having circulation in said district
 Robert A. Lowe. Judge.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
BLOWN GLASS LAMPS

ought to be forbidden by law for no Blown Glass Lamps were ever made or can be made without thin places being left in the oil pot and these thin places give ever a source of danger. Pressed Glass Lamps on the other hand are made with the glass of uniform weight and thick ness, and the use of Pressed Glass Lamps should be Com pulsory, Acting on his ex- perience and judgment we put in full line of the best Pressed Glass Lamps to be had. They are made of clear Crystal Glass in attractive patterns and with oil drip. In price from 2Sc to 55c
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-06
nIsrR1or OF wATERBURY. $. PRO

N VA AlSIhIII -UE w IT bate Court, Nov. ,, 1a0l
 Estate of William Kelley. late of Water bury in said district, deceased.
 Upon the application of Catherine Kelly, pray ing that she may be authorized to sell land be- longing to said estate. situated near the corner of East Main and Dublin streets, bounded north on East Main; east on Catherine Kelley: soutl on Scovill Mfg Co, and west on Catherine Kel ley, as per application on file more fully ap pears. it is
 ORDERED. that said application be heard and determined Ut tho probate office in Water bury in said district, on the llth day of Nov. 1901. at o'clock in the forenoon at the Probate Office in Waterbury, be. and the same is. as. signed for hearing on the allowance of saiC administration account with said estate. and this Court directs the said executors to cite all persons interested therein to appear at said time and place, by publishing this order in some newspaper published in New Haven County and having circulation in said district
 By Order Of Court,
 James J. Cassin, Clerk of Court
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
FOR RENT.

Two Warehouses on Kawaiahao
Street, Kewalo. l Building 50X100. l
Building, 60X4O with Stables.
Buildings near to South Street.
For particulars, apply to
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
ARMY REORGANIZATION.
100000 men fixed as the Maximum of the
Military.

Washington, December 19.-The Sub
committee of the Senate Committee on
Military Affairs completed its work on
the Army reorganization bill, and later
submitted the measure to the full com
mittee, by which it was adopted. The
bill viii be reported to the Senate to-
morrow.
The measure reported by the sub
committee is a complete substitute for
the House bill, and while much of the
language is the same as that OF the
House measure there are numerous
changes. 1t fixes the maximum
strength of the Army at 100000.
Probably the most important change
is in the provision regarding the artil-
lery arm of the service. The committee
recommends the retention of the pres
ent regimental organization of the ar
tillery and does not give its assent to
the corps organization proposed by
Secretary Root and accepted by the
House In the matter of the appoint
men of staff officers the bin follows
largely the lines of the recommended
lions made by Secretary Root,
The House cantcen provision was
amended SO as to permit the sale of
beer at the Canteens. This exception
was made by emitting the word beer
from the prohibited articles.
Fine JOb Printing Star Office
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
AUCTION SALE
WOODEN BUILDINGS.
ON FRIDAY, JANUARY ~
AT - O'CLOCK MOO

At the premises, Vineyard street be-
tween River and Liliha streets, 1 will
sell at Public Auction
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
N Chance for Investors:

Any one with money to invest looking
for something that will bring good
returns on sums invested, has here a
fine opportunity. Houses built on
these lots will find ready rental at
strong rates by good tenants.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
AUCTION SALE
OF
WOODEN BUILDINGS,
ON THURSDAY, JAN. 3,
AT p O'CLOCK NOON,

At the premises, Punchbowl street
below Queen street, 1 will sell at Pub
lie auction all the wooden buildings and
sheds in the detention camp.
There are two story buildings about
26X47 feet each, 1 building 26X51 1
building l1X3O 1 story building 21x60
and several sheds. Terms cash, Tenants
to have 10 days from date of sale for
removal and buildings to be removed
within 30 days from date of sale.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01

Fine Job Printing, Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01
An Unsurpassed Residence Site

These lots the Pauoa side of Pacific Heights.
They face Pauoa Road being widened and macadam
ized and ad join the Pacific Heights Eclectic Railway
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-01

Several sheds and wash houses.
Terms Cash. Buildings to be removed
within 80 days from date of sale. Ten
ants to have 10 days from date of sale
for removal.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1901-04-27
THE MAN BEHIND the PICK.

There has been all kinds of gush about
the man who is behind.
And the man behind the cannon has
been toasted, wined and dined.
There's the man behind the musket. and
the man behind the fence;
And the man behind his whiskers. and
the man behind his rents:
And the man behind the plow beam, III
the man behind the hoe:
And the man behind the ballot and the
man behind the dough:
And the man behind the counter, and
the man behind the hill:
And the man behind the peste, and The
man behind the pill;
And the man behind the Jimmy. and the
man behind the bars:
And the Johnny that goes swooping on
the stage behind the stars:
And the man behind the kisser. and the
man behind the fist:
And the man .>A.ind the man behind the
gun is on the list:
And the ;nan behind the bottle. ard
when they were short of men.
There was some small rhylnster warblrd
off the man behind the pen;
Hut they missed one honest fellow, a al
I'm rsisi,,~ 80 - kick;
They didn't make a mention of the man
behind the pick.
Up the rugged mountain side a thousand
feet he takes his way.
OR as far into the darkness from the
cheering light of day:
He is shut out from the sunlight. in the
gimmer of the lamps:
Is offf ~ In, ;,,t = t,>
sickiy fumes and damps;
He must toll in Cramped positions. n.
must take his life in hand,
For he works in deadly peril that but
few can understand:
But he does it all in silence. and he
seldom makes kick,
V hich is why l sing the praises Of the
man behind the pick.
lie unlocks the bolted portals of the
mountain to the stores
Hid in Natures vast exchequer in her
treasure house of ores.
He applies the key dynamic and the
gates are backward rolled,
And the ancient rocks are riven to their
secret heart of gold.
Things of comfort and of beauty and of
usefulness are mined
BY this brave and quiet worker; he's a
friend of humankind.
Who. though trampled down and under
paid. tolls on without kick.
So l lift my hat in honor to the man
behind the pick.
Denver Post.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1901-04-27
a PA RTy WITHOUT AN ISSUE.

~THE QUESTION is what IS democracy going to do for
issue if the party in business: A party
without issue is in straits. a ship without
fashion, party mission
party Democracy reached the Of
during campaigns have all been away
bourbon democracy had
question labeled the paramount" issue. and
object of adoration Now the is suffering from
political famine and there's nothing in sight that
possibly be utilized material with which TO
PLATFORM The question vanished. tariff
reform has faded and the socalled imperialism which
threatened Agunado and his democratic has
the Tasas chieest blessings by
less authority than Asuinaldo himself.
Where will the democratic party the coming
years existence? 1t champoned the
the free trader. bulk
the especial soiCtude of democracy, voted the
publican ticket Free silver proclaimed the panacea
for the ills of the poor, but found a
better their republican
Thn the Tagals. Democracy attempted
-Aguinaldo what it choose evils of
perialism and the natives Philippines
they preferred live under protection
and stripes. 1t is discourasng uphill work the
political Samaritan under distressing conditions
democracy has encountered 1t is thankless task;
exploit foredoomed to failure. Can foresee the
issue which democracy will out battle in 1904?
Or what is more to the point have that
democracy will be able to be out by that time?