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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Wanted-Young man to learn tel
egraphy and station work for rail
way service. Tuition refunded If sit
uation not assigned.
Address Dallas Telegraph College
Dallas, Texas. S-12-1m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Chickasaw CHAPTER, Daughters
of the Confederacy, will meet at
the residence of Mrs ,G. Ii. Webb
next wednesday afternoon at $3.50
O'Clock. All members are request.
ed to be present.
Mrs. w. I. NIXON, Sec'y.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Indian Territory, County Of Pickens. ss.;
/, G. l.. Anderson, cashier OF the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true To the best of my
knowledge and belief.
G. l.. ANDERSON, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn To before me this
9TH day OF October, 1901.
MARCUS NJ. BRIGHT,
Notary Public.
B. +. FRKNsLEY.
CCrreCt-Attest; l.. T.. ANDERSON,
MoRAN sCorr,
Directors,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Frank Frensley succeeded in
getting nearly three hundred, one
year old bass from Henry House
creek and has placed them in the
Rod and Gun Club lake. Richard
Mallory the keeper is at work put
ting in more. The creek at the
present time is very low.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

The Big Cash Grocery House
will sell you granulated sugar Is
pounds for 81 90; the finest French
peas, the 25c kind, per dozen 81;
big can of asparagus tips 25e; 3
pound can OF peas l0c; 3 cans OF
corn 25c; pure homemade apple
vinegar 20c per gallon.
est s. r.. JENKINS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

have a nice line of dress and
street hats that are being sold at
very low prices. Call and see me
before you buy. Gloves fitted to
to the hand.
6 sw Mrs. LILA ii. BoMAR,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06
SINGING
ETA C. Dimes.

Pupils received at Hargrove Col
lege. After October l, will also
teach at +. b. Luke's music store
Tuesdays and Fridays.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Ii. +. Foster, who was hit in
the face with a ball during the
game Friday afternoon, was com
PEELED to abandon work yesterday
and go to his room, suffering in
tensely from the blow.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06
RECAPITULATION.
LIABILITIES,
school Trouble at Yinita.

When the public school provided
for by the town of Vinita opened
Monday, several colored pupils
presented themselves and asked
for admittance as pupils. There
was a small-sized rebellion on the
part of the white children. The
matter was reported to the board
of trustees, and a ruling asked for,
The board met instanter and ruled
that the colored children could not
enter the school with the whites.
There is talk of the matter being
taken TO court.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Let me clean aud repair that
oyercoat. You'll soon need it.
b. +. Mills.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

First Presbyterian Church.
Services Sunday, Morning Subject
The Career of the Wicked.
Evening Subject at 1870
News From the Spirit World
Everybody cordially invited.
CHAs. G.. WEITH,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Rev. j. NJ. Gross was expected
to arrive this morning from bis
trim abroad.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Fresh grapes cheap at the Cold
Storage, by the basket 5 cents per
pound, single pound 10 cents.
4-3t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06
Ladies OF the Leaf.

Ladies OF the Leaf.
The Ladies of the Leaf will meet
with Mrs. 7. Y. Morgan Monday
afternoon at > o'clock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-10-06

Everything kept in first class
grocery store is at Felker's. 6-3t.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
MRS. MCKINLEY CASE
Physicians Issue Complete State.
ment OF the Character OF
Her Illness.
Sickness Caused by Blood In
lection Resultant From a
Bone Felon.
Has Inflammation of Membrane
Lining the Heart.-Is I'm.
proving Slowly.

WASHINGTON 1,,a Nrs AfcIs;n1ey,s
~
h'is - ''i's were ~ soi.s o's"N'on apou'
Two hours today and subsequently a
very complete statement of the true
chara cter of tha il,,ass from ubic, s,s
~, -, 49,,
su.ieriis Nas 'ssueu' inns
statement has been promised from time
TO time and before leaving San Frsncis-
co If is said, thu ,,r.si,,.,, ass,rad ,,,,-
d. - Wy . lu'
800 wy ei'ieits ~ Sne haeuse oh Mfs,
MohlhieSs Illness 70 be given 20 the
public. which for one reason or another
has been witbbaia IN ~ tho n,esan,
~,
o'-'e 'li' - issa''t ny 'ii- piis-
scans Is as follows
Mrs McKinley's Illness has been
blood infection resulting from perjosti,a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
wAYF.RlNG IN The ROCKIES.

From Pueblo south 70 Trinidad, dis
tance of about ninety miles, we passed
along the border of the great plains; To
the cas-, the prairie reached out in long
fluctuations, with here aud there a
slight interruption of ragged limestone
rocks juttimg cut from low bluff. No
house, no fence. no tree to relieve the
nonotony Of DISSOLUTION. The brown,
dead grass Of last year was just melt
ing into the green of this year. Here
and there sage brush or cactus plant
spoke eloeuentiy of the thirsty soil. The
road, sort af path led over the Low
hills and along the broad stretches of
level ground The meadow lark CUR
sled out his liquid notes from a safe re-
Of fairer land than this desolate waste.
Frequently on reaching The top Of a lit
Tie elevation, on the declining ground to
the front, dozens Of prairie dogs We're
having a frolic AS soen as our APP
Iroach was discovered there Was a great
hurrying home, but stop was usually
made at the door and sitting erect like
the Iowa ground squirrel, they roundly
abused us in long and loud barks fer
our unwelcone intrusion. Water is no.
where TO be found except in the little
Creeks when are many miles apart
. Along these small water courses are To-
Gated the ranchman's house and corral,
and usually a small field of alfalfa
About midway between towns and on a
creek are usually store and postofiice.
/ These stores are of the department va
nety. carrying little oil everything
The proprietor is usually the postmas-
ter a free camp house near the store
is offered the passing traveller.
From pueblo south to the state line
and thru northern New Mexico we fire.
qucntly saw the adobe house of both
high and low estate. In Walsenburg and
many other little towns about three
fourths of the population live in houses
built of this material. Some of these
houses are wei built, having single
roofs and in other particulars the same
as eastern brick dwellings. But in the
great majority of cases they belong 10
the lowerclass Mexican and are very
rudely built and very inexpensive. A
person can buy a lot and from the yard
secure nearly all his building material.
The outside as we'll as the inside walls
and ceiling are finally given a coat Of
adobe mud, which when dry makes them
hard and smooth. The inside may be
papered or painted. which is often done.
In the better class of houses the outside
is also painted. frequently to represent
stone work. The floor is usually of dirt
among the Mexicans. The best adobe
house has shingle roof and in general
a twentieth century aspect but the low
er-class Mexican house. which means
about ninetynine out of every hundred,
Is an architectural failure. Windows
and doors of all sizes and set at all an
giles, no two the same in the same house.
The house is, as a whole, perpendicular
to the ground plane Of the yard. at
whatever angle that plane may be. So
in passing from one end of rather long
house to another one may pass up and
down hill over the uneven dirt floor.
In travelling thru southern Colorado a
person meets with people representing
many nationalities. was informed by
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08


49,. ,aa...1 $500,
80 -. III ~ n,,.,.s
s a..an ,u.N, S.'l.es -. 1'aD.a osM.
90 ai'a ~" -, ~ 1880
49,. ~ ',.s.. w .a Deen
~ Wy 80 80, =. go. go i' ,I'
~. .oMn, ~. .nes nav o.su.ieu "
mn. -.
-. - - s''s ~ y. - -, 49,
-, $500.
.'s ''t'o,i.s W Wy ,'o''- N'i's'.-
a. .,s,.4, " W pop'','s. CIV -
In. 80, ".'i -,'n.s' y ~.
80 $50. 80, 800 ~ Nv. s'o"''. 80 i'''
80; 80 ~ W 'ose'Ne, an enei
e, ] ,.ie nus ~ M" ,ieM an
,,,a,,a.a;.s s = y. SO. 'ai'sn .'i we
49, seNs,a. ou'ios ioi 's'eh am
~ - = .''"a 'tu' ., i.'.,e ~ ''ia
-, A W. passso a'oiis 'i'e io"a III
,.s.. w Meie oi.e'i
=, a. ~ VIZ s'l'N', -, si'ii'iaii's
- ~ a'!u ''ie Api''a county
- -. ICY f.sei''p'e saeii
-, =. 'oohs, .neeic ~, VI asiicui,'re
H. ou1iu'ns iile Women lcsei''-
~ sna..' u'a' ',,oie ..lah 'ne men M cast
-, =. iisiusnt's 80 .he
~, pi.ai spanish lace among the men.
W. m passea ''ru several villages where
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
THE MIDWAY.
Pr'ne,pal Amusement Feature. o,

Principal Amusement Features of
the Pan-Alnerican Exposition.
The Midway of the Pan-American
Exposition far surpasses all amnse-
ment features at former expositions,
both In quality and novelty of attrac-
tons. The following are the principal
concessions:
Esquimaux Village. Glass Factory.
Trip to the Moon. Aerlo-Cycle, Old
Plantation, Beautiful Orient, Miniature
Worlds Fair. Around the World, Cleo
patra, Colorado Gold Mine, Living Pic
lures. Dreauiland. Moving Pictures,
War Cyclorama, Philippine Village. AIT
Nuremberg. Panopticon. Streets of
Mexico. Darkness and Dawn, Burning
Mountain. Darkest Africa. House Up
side Down, Water Sports Carnival,
Gypsy Camp, Golden Chariots, Johns
town Flood. Infant Incubators, Fair
Japan, Bostock's Wild Animal Arena,
Ideal Palace, Jerusalem on the Morn.
ing Of the Cf,lci6xion. Indian Congress,
Bazaar Building. Scenic Railway, Ven
ice In America. Dawson City and
Miniature Railway.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
OFFICIAL WEATHER FORECAST.

Chicago, June s.-For Iowa: Unset
tied tonight and sunday, with probably
occasional showers and thunderstolnis.
slightly warmer tonight. Synopsis of
weather condition.
The disturbance over the Great salt
Lake basin has increased in energy and
area and is causing cloudy weather as
far east as the MISSISSIPPI river and
rains have been general over Nebraska,
Kansas, Oklahoma. Missouri, western
Iowa. western North Dakota and east
arm Montana.
The following are some Of the amounts
Of rainfall reported; Omaha Sc Of an
;noh; Sioux City .is of an inch. North
Platte. 40 Of m inch: Kansas City, 10
OF an inch; Dodge City, 1872 inches; and
Oklahoma. o6 inches
The temperature is slightly higher in
the Missouri and Mississippi valleys
The following observations were
taken at I a. m. central time:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
ACCOMMODATIONS FOR
VISITORS I'm BUFFALO.
Hundred. of Hotels, boarding and
Rooming Houscs. Besides Many pri-
vnte Homes, on the List.

RoOminH Houscs, Besides Many pri.
vnte Homes. on the List.
So much nns been said and written
about the ability of the city of Buffalo
to care for the crowds which will at
tend the Pan-American Exposition this
summer TINT few facts and figures
will be appreciated by the general pub
lie.
In the first place. there are listed
more than 200 hotels. which will give
accommodation to 10000 people; there
are $50 boarding and rooming houses.
affording accommodation for $500,
while 1000 owners of houses most OF
whom never before hung out their
latchstring for consideration. have
signitied their intention of opening
their houses for the accommodation OF
visitors to Buffalo this summer. These
1000 homes will accommodate at least
100000 visitors.
The Exposition Company has arrang-
ed to furnish tent accommodation on
the Exposition grounds for $50 uni
formed men. There are also two com.
pnnies arranging tent systems which
will afford additional Accommodations
outside of the grounds for l.5o0 or SO.
In addition TO all this. there are
large number of buildings throughout
the city now being renodeled and con.
verted into hotels, the plans of which
are not far enough along to afford an
accurate description or TO estimate &C
commoaatlon AT the present time 1t is
safe to estimate the present capacity
of the city OF Buffalo to accommodate
100000 strangers. To this may be add
ed accommodations for at least 10000
In the surrounding towns. such as Ton
AMANDA, La Sale. Niagara Falls, Lock
port, Willinmsvllle, Gardenyille, De-
pew and Lancaster all within a short
trolley ride of the city.
Rates in hotels range from 81 per
day upward. AS ridiculous stories have
been circulated in regard to exorbitant
| hotel rates, 1t Is well to note the rates
| that have been established Mt the lro-
Guois, the most expensive hotel in the
city. These are. for one in room
without bath, So and upward. for two
in room without bath. So and upward
thus making the minimum rate 81 80
per individual. The rate for n room
| with bath for one person is So or for
two in room $3.50. This is on the Eu-
ropean plan. OF course there are rooms
and suites of rooms In this hotel for
much higher rates for those who wish
to pay them. but the prices here given
are the highest in the city for hotel
accommodation as the term is ordina-
rily understood
| A number Of local reliable agencies
are engaged In locating visitors in
homes in the city. These can be relied
upon as being honest, straightforward
and efficient They are composed OF
business men of integrity, who will
carefully protect strangers in the city,
and visitors may feel assured Of cour-
teous treatment and safe conduct to ac-
commodations which have received
careful inspection.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08

DIR. w. Byron Coakly, of Chicago. has
discovered that salt is a cure for ty-
phoid fever.
The store of D. II. Davis Company.
at Brazil, Mo. was destroyed by light
ming. Loss. 10000
Burglars took $500 from the saloon of
Erhardt Bainhardt at sherrels Mound,
Ia. Matt Loschner is under arrest
DR.. c. c. Frost. one of the Oldest med
ical practitioners in Southern Illinois,
died at his home few miles north of
Mt. Vernon. at the age of So years. He
had practiced medicine in this county
for forty-five years
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08


CORN
The Glucose Sugar Refining Company
viii pay IS cents for No. corn OF bet
ter.
LIVE STOCK.
Receipts today. 500.
Britain Is Co are payirg the follow
ing priees FOR hogs in wagon load lots:
selected heavy, over 800 pounds. SO.
Selected light. $50 to 300 pounds. 5.45.
stays and piggy sows graded accord
ing qualify after reduction. Rough
ile tuaesihin old SONS. milky bellies ana
f8gs unfit for packing Premium hogs
must be smooth and fairly Well fatted
All hogs subject 10 government. in
speetiou.
PROVISIONS.
Marshalltow, groceis quote the fol-
loving prices for country produce:
Potatoes 81 cents.
f.sga-il cents, subject TO inspection.
Butter iicents III sraas
POULTRY AND PROVISIONS.
Butshera commission and cold storage
houses are paying the following cash
prices;
Eggs-e cents. subiso.t9 inspection.
HIDES TALLoW AND WOOL.
II Wizard. Son & CO. are paying tn.
follnwing prices.
No green hides cents!
+ No. green hides cents
/ Pens-40GsD cents
] Horse hides--l 5cGeo 25
\ Medium wcol-l2Ml4 cents
I Fine wool-s01i
rallQw-3is cents.
Beef fail cent
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08

A searchlight on the Electric Tower
OF the Pan.American Exposition casts
rays for Z distance OF 80 miles.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08

No. ! northern, cash. o. to arrive, 49,;
cash, 1915; September 1oss, No. > north
rrn, 50; No. 8 spring, e..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08

The little bee is very busy at the
Pan-American Exposition, gathering
and storing honey in glass hives in full
view Of visit0rA
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
Duluth Grain.

Duluth, June s.
close.-wheat-No. hard, cash, &c; to
arrive, rs; July, 7sM; September, 71ss;
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
Gnsh Prices.

wheat-No. . red. 74G75; No. 3 red, II
ass No. hard. 'ii2M722: No. } hard
s0'.G71i2: No. northern spring, 74Sa0
75hc; No. northern spring, 7Si4@l5,.;
No. , spring, 6713N1i.
corn-No. ? 4sgisn; No. . white, $50
tS'. No. yellow. lSA4s4; No. 3 yellow.
4la4
oats-No. 2, Esq 9s14; No. white, 29ls
dso; No. 3. IS; No. ) white. 2S24 q 2sis=:.
No White, 2slaM29.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
liverpool Grain.

Liverpool June s.
Wheat-Quiet, Aal9 lower; spot 5s
nAd96s I'D; July, 5s Md; Septem-
Der, 5s 9ssd.
corn-Quiet, unchanged to X higher;
spot IS 10Ad@4s Sd; July. IS lo7sd; Sep
TENDER, IS 1ltsd.
The Money Market.
New York, June S-Aloney nominal;
prime mercantile. Ss.@4i2; sterling,
nominal, 4ssAI4.ssas demand; 4S51a@
4.S53s sixty days.
New York Exchange.
Chicago, June S.New York exchange
five percent discount.
II, ctclowinr market letter is furnished
ne 'rmes-Republican by Martin & Slack
memtcrs of tile Chicago Board of Trade
from their local Office. over l2s East Main
thru a. ]. CLARK. local manager
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
The Horse Market.

Chicago. June s-Receipts We're $50
head. Trade continues slow. anywhere
from So TO s25 per head lower than the
first part Of May Medium grade
eoachers show the most loss. Drafters
are selling to the best advantage
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
DR.. p. z, WOOD,
INFIRMARY,
.MARsNALLToMN. IOWA.

Or. Wood IS a regular sriGuuts n medi-
cine from the University Of Michigan md
studied in I,.r. hnapp's Eye ard Ear Iiidmh-
AIRY OF New ork. H e has had a wide ~
pericnce in treating diseases OF the flsa Ear.
Nose. Throat. Gatarrh and Hay fever, and
fitting OF glasses. He has inst returned
from three years travel ard study alroa
ear Hospitals in Ensia and Germany IS
pecialiy the soTai upthaimid OF London,
where 400 Sc paNests are trestcd tAily
ano from che Central London N,ss a1i
Throet.s hcspits of like s.ze ard reputatioa
he holds acversi diplomas from pro'essurs
in the tu!vcrstty ~ Nisnna Austria rspec
tally ~ FoliFl.r the bcst known man on
the ear LYING. md Or e'hinri on ,iisca.es o.
the thr9a' sfnuied, Also. unScr lir. turhs.
oi ttc saIre university on diseases % tie
eye Tho II ,anfht wtl him spscHD
methods andrcmefias now used ri FGropc
Tor the trcat-nen, Of Frannlate ids. cross
eyes. ptereliis1 at,rpct. slipcrisrto old fash
ioned pa.nfu! are sedious methods used n
this country German ene irench spoken.
Take cnrs from T5epot.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
MILWAUKEE Grain.

MILWAUKEE,, June 3.
Wheat-steadier; No. northern, TAX
as; No. northern. 1908; July, 1850
1914.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
Minneapolis Grain

Minneapolis. June 3.
Wheat-Cash. 7oss; July. 7oas; septem,.
Der, 6sas. On track-No. l hard. 72M, {;
No. northern. .7oss; No. northern 673s
@6s7s.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
SHORT rELEaRAMs.

GEORGE NJ. cHAPPELL.
Forecast Omcial.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
LIVE sToCJl.

The Glucose Sugar Refining Company
viii pay IS cents for No. corn OF bet
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1901-06-08
81. Lou. Produc

st. LOUIS, June S,
wheat-cash, II; September, s77sass.
corn-Cash, 4l4. September. 43a 43iss
oats-Cash, 20; September 26A.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-31
MOST EXPENSIVE rIDsir.
Peanut Bud Paste Of China Costs an
Enormous Sum.

China, possessing the oldest aristo-
cracy, may naturally be expected to
furnish the most expensive luxuries
And she certainly does in. so far as
costly food is concerned. Compared
with the peanut bud paste of China,
such dishes as nightingales' tongues
or strawberries at Christmas are
merely trifes. This paste, a combi-
nation of peanut buds and ginged, is
brownish in color, and is to be obtain
ed in small jars. The price is $40
an ounce, more than half list weight
in gold, an almost sufficient guaran-
tee that it is eaten very sparingly.
Peanut bud paste is said to have a
flavor for Oriental palates 10 times
more exquisite than that of birds nest
soup. At the base of the kernel Of
a peanut is small cone-shaped for
nation, usually surmounted by Two
microscopic leaves. The nuts are
first roasted, then these minute
growth are carefully extracted. They
are so small that many thousands OF
them are necessary to fill small tea
cup, but when a sufficient number are
collected they are put into a mortar
and ground into a fine flour, which Is
afterward mixed with ginger jelly
and rubbed down to a smooth paste"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-12-31
HUMOROUS.

He-Some doctors say kissing is dan
gerous. She--Well-er-it always does
seem to affect my heart.
Mrs. Muggins-Did you ever keep a
diary? Mrs. Buggins-Gracious! No.
l can't even keep a cook.
Tommy-Pop, what does it mean to
walk with measured tread? Tom
my's Pop-A foot at a time, | sup
pose.
"They say love is blind" remarked
the Wise Guy. Ah," chuckled the Sim
pie Mug; that's maybe the reason why
lovers make themselves spectacles."
Nell-We were standing in the
moonlight on the edge of a precipice,
and he said if refused him he would
throw himself over. Belle-Oh, that
was just bluff.
'I like your nerve" gasped the beau
tiful girl, struggling against the ineyi-
table Sand like your cheek" chuck
led the young man as he continued the
osculatory exercises.
Fay-How do you like my new
gown? May-It's very pretty. DO you
really think so?" "Yes, indeed; l was
Just crazy to set one like it when they
came into fashion two years ago."
Wigg-Mrs. Henpeckle has q Won
derful mind. Wagg-Yes; and an in
eXhaustible one. She gives Henpeckle
piece of it every morning, and yet
the supply never seems to run out.
'You say you love my daughter"
growled the old man. Have you ever
heard her sing?" "No, sir" was the
trembling reply. "Then how do you
know you love her?" demanded the
long-suffering parent.
Studen-How would you advise me
to go about collecting library? Pro-
fessor-Well I'll tell you how man
aged it. When l was young l bought
books and lent them; now borrow
books and keep them.
"No, doctor, | won't W ar plain spec
tacles. If I am compelled to wear
glasses I'll try goggles" But, my
dear, sir, there is nothing fashionable
in goggles" "Oh, yes, people will
think l run an automobile"
Miss Ann Teek (giddily)-I wonder
If there are really any microbes in
Kisses" Miss Kostique-What a
thoughtful, unselfish creature you are.
Always worrying about something dan
gerous that may happen to other girls.
Blobbs-What are you carrying
gun for? Slobbs-Pm going house
hunting. Blobbs-That's pretty poor
joke Slobbs-No joke about it. You
don't know what these real estate
agents might do to you if they catch
you unarmed.
(Which is one of the slowest things
on earth?" asked school inspector of
boy the other day. Influenza" re-
marked the boy. Influenza" said the
inspector, chow do you make that
out?" Because it's so easily caught"
promptly answered the boy.