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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
Steel Irust Stock.

New York, May IA private tele-
gram from London says that applica'
ton has been made on the London
stock exchange to list $500 600, 900
United States steel corporation prefer
red stock.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

La Fiesta de las Flores. May 5 and
.. 1901; President McKinley's visit,
May s. 1901. Los Angeles, Cal. Dates
of sale. May 8. 6 and Z. Return limit,
May l6. Rate. s35 round trip. T. w.
Pate, agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

II. +. Bogh house, corner Coal avenue
and Arno street. Mr.. Parr is at pres
ent busy putting on the finishing on
the Conrad Stumpf residence. and has
Just finished the new improvements to
the Parks swimming pool.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

VIM. A. Parr, the contractor and
builder, is unloading a very large car
OF lumber, directly from Williams. Ari'
zona, for the j. Il. Miller house on
Iron avenue and Arno street. He IL
expecting daily another car for the
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
The MnneA MarkaA

New York. April 31.-Money on call
nomlnally at 4 per cent. Prime mer.
camille paper, 4@4h per cent.
Silver, 69hc.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Geo. G. Hickock. Curtiss. Wis. says:
"Foley's Kidney Cure has been tested
and found to be all you claim for II.
! have given II to my father and II is
the only thing that ever helped him.
Berry Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

The greatest skin specialist In
America originated the formula OF
Banner Salve, For all skin diseases,
all cuts or sores, and for piles its the
most healing remedy. Beware OF sub
stltutcs, Berry Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

II you are sick all over and don't
know Just what ails you, it's ten to
one your kidneys are out OF order.
Foley's Kidney Cure will bring you
health and energy. Berry Drug Co,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

You are much more liable to disease
when your liver and bowels do not act
properly. DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers remove the cause Of the disease.
Cosmopolitan Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

The least in quantity and most In
quality describes DeWitts' Little Early
Risers. the famous pills for constipa.
ton, and liver complaint. Cosmopoli.
tan Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
0ults for Youuo Man.

We have just opened up Q fne line
OF youths suits, II to 10 years, in
ten or twelve different styles. Nobby,
neat and inexpensive. Call and see
them. Simon Stern, the Railroad ave-
nue. clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Try the new remedy for costive-
ness, Chamberlain's Stomach and Liv.
err Tablets. Every box guaranteed.
Price, rs cents. For sale by all drug.
gists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
81. Louis Wool Market.

st. Louis, Mo, May Wool slight.
ly lower, Territory and western me-
dium, 144l5hc; fine, l0@lic; coarse,
lOm13bc.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
MonAu

Philadelphia, Pa, May 1.-The di.
rectors OF the Pennsylvania Railroad
company to-day declared a semi.an-
nual dividend of 2h per cent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
~Pan.Amerlcan Expedition

Pan-American Exposition
Buffalo. N. Y, May 1 to November 1.
1900. Dates of sale, May 9 to 10;
20 and 20. Return limit, May IL, 10,
&c, June 2. Rate, 5000 round SrV.
Continuous passage In both directions.
I. w. PATE, Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Skin affections will readily disap.
pear by using DeWitt'switch Hazel
Salve. Look out for c~ounterfeits. II
you get DeWitt's you will get good re
suits. II is the quick and positive cure
for piles. Cosmopolitan Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
FREE OFFERING.

Chance to Get Room Papered Free Of
All Cost.
To every purchaser OF $1.00 worth
of goods, between April 6 and May 6.
a ticket will be presented emitting
holder to a chance to get a room pa
pered free, including wall moulding.
etc. The holder Of the lucky number
In this free offering will have the
choice of any wall paper in my shop.
the same to be put on wall free OF
charge. c. A. LAMPMAN,
3l5 South Second Street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
Death ~ comu,tt..u.,

Detroit. Mich, May 1.-wm. II. Ell.
liott. Michigan member of the repub.
lican national committee. died to-day
aged 81 years.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Attend big sale OF wrappers, all new
styles, Just received at the Economist,
from 75c upwards.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
To Close Out.

CJbler seat oak rockers, $3.50. Flu.
trelle Furniture Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02
EpwOrth League
California Excursions.

Account Fifth International Convention of Epworth League, San
Francisco, July 1921.
san Francisco is an ideal summer resort weather always cool.
Trip thither in summer, across high tablelands of New Mexico and
Arizona, is pleasant-air bracing, no oppressive heat or dust
Best way togO ) via Santa Fe Route, only line underone manage
ment, Chicago 10 San Francisco; daily trains 10 California, Fred llar-
yey meal service, personally conducted excursions,
On the way visit Indian puehlOs, and petrhed forest; also Grand
Canyon OF Arizona-worlds greatest scenic spectacle, now easily ac-
cesibe.
See southern Californla-its noted resort hotels, idynic valleys,
majestic mountains, smooth beaches and lovely Islands, It's old mis-
sions, its semi'tropc fruits and flowers, its great oil wells, This inn
portant section reached via Santa Fe Route cheaper than most other
lines and with greater comfort,
Extremely low roundtrip rates; liberal stopoyer privileges;
choice OF routes returning; open to everybody All ticket agents sell
via Santa Fe Route. Descriptive literature ON request.
Address p. b. |Houghton, d. p. A., A., 7. & S. r. Ry, II Paso, Texas
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Chairman Beard Of County commis
sioners.
Attest: sass
J. A. SUMMERS, Clerk.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

Cornicc work . tanks ~ whitney Co =
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DEHrIsre.
4. -, BOND.

A TTORNEY-AT-LAW. ~ y street N, W.,
"A Washington, ID. C, Pensions, lands. pat.
ents, copyrights. ~caviats. letters patent. trade
marks, claims.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-05-02

We offer the best goods in - mnast q prices thAs
defy competition. Full line Of OAURet. Angeles, Rsislins,
Port and Muscatel Wines by the barrel or gallon. Best
brands OF Whistles, including Mt. Vernon and Edsswoed
In bulk or bottles. We carry . ~ line Of Cigsn and
Imported Cordisls, Glassware and Bar Supplies. Special
wholesale prices.
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
THE DYING CADET.
Evauinp Pos,

From The Denver Evening Post
a youth. would-be soldier lay wounded at West
His chin badly shattered. his nose was out of
His breath came hard and jerky at times hunched
into sighs.
And darksOme the color that hung about his
A kneelins comrade asked him what message he
Unto his distant kinsfoIk and thus the victim
Go break it to them gently that when he died
Was wah thinking Of old Podunk Old Podu"k on the
The fumes of hot tabasco entangled with my
My nose cleer of its bearings my eyes big
My hair sh!mpooed with mustard. my stomach
stuffed with prunes.
They fcd on hot olives served in cold axle
And when made wry faces they hissed like horrid
And during the proceedings they laughed to hear
And wish myself in Podunk. in Poiunk on the
Wab.
Then made mc drink hot water uill fun up to the
And my digestive organs though always prompt
Were not prepared to handle a contract such as
And then. they said to teach me TO bear the ills OF
They forced between my pale lips a Christmastime
Then well l knew the sequel-rd jump my earthly
job
And find At Podunk. at Podunk on the
Wab.
Il laughted at their approaches with scorn when
they began
To make of me officer and army gentleman.
| polished up the rifles swept out the stumps and
Quids
And blacked the army brogans Of Uncle Sammy's
kids:
But when | reached the hardships of 1 had to
sIueal
My body armored with Carnege's famed
steel.
And, comrade. please express me, when my heart
has ceased thrOh
With military honors to Podunk on the Wab"
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
THE HUNGER FOR CIVILIZATION.
SIMPLE DESIRES OF MEN WHO STRUCK IT RICH
IN THE KLONDIKE

From The New-Oileans Times Democrat.
A man who spent the winter of 1898 in Dawson
party OF friends in the corridor OF the Grunewaad
said he. lit far too cold for any kind of work
and all We could do was to huddle around the i'res
and talk. 1t was the most talkativc winter OF my
life: yet there was one topic we never HXhausted'
do when got back to Gods country with a
already stored away in tin cans under their hunks
but not Of us doubted that he would strike
mnnbar II hi,, iovaI IrishInan by IN" nam. Of
OEalloran who had accumulated l.200 ounces
worth about $S.co ami who used to declare the
be TO bmy hack. He was always a day Iaborer
before he came to the klondikc. and his life had
miserly saving followed by brief and glorious
drunks in which he rode n hacks with his I,l legs
hymns. To him hack riding represented the
his own. in which he could ride continually with
being 'braced for fare. the pinnacle OF his
other lucky gold hunteT was young man named
Andrews. who had been waiter in Frisco
Iii ~ ~ ,avi. MIN consijerab social nr~stife
He used 10 tell what he would cat when h" got
back. and the rectai never failed TO interest a
order for de ong-tray.' somebody would suggest,
and he would proceed TO reel on section ~ mcnI
chops ana rolled their eyes in ecstasy. After a
long diet of bacon and beans AndrewsS monp-
logues were positively InaddenlnS one OF the
simplest minded Of the crowd was chap from
wish for anything except suit Of pink silk under
clothes. He knew faro dealer at Seattle who
possessed such garments. and their weird beauty
together with the fact that they cost SIS set had
appealed powerfully to his imagination. He had
fully $20Oo planted in old oil can. hut he never
allowed his fancy to beyond the pink silk
underclothes | trust he is wearing them now
but doubt it, The only man | knew who made
a really accurate forecast Of his proceedings when
he struck civilization a big professional pros
pector named joe Burns. who mad cleaned up
about $4,000 Bonanza Creek. A. soon as ! hit
Frisco he said. i will get good and drunk; then
I'll 20 to some gambling joint and blow in my
money; then I'll land in the cooler We came
down on the same boat. and his prediction was
fulfilled the letter. got him out Of the station
myself"
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
PLAIN-4S A PIhESTAFF.
From The Christian Observer.

FROM The CHRISTIAN observer.
Two women in the early part of this century
lived in Virginia. They noted for their
mon sense. and many of their Sprightly sayings
are quoted and enjoyed to this day. They were
both MethOdists. and their house a place OF
resort for the clergy of that denomination. or
of the women. known as Aunt Sally. the following
story told:
She had black silk dress which she was ac-
customed to slip when she attended church.
IL seems that once. while conference being
held near her house. Methodist minister. who
had enjoyed her hospitality and saying good
by. ventured to demonstrate against her Use OF
costly apparel
We'll. Aunt Sally said he, you have been
very kind To and my wife during stay at
your house. and we appreciate your kindness We
shall never forget IL. But. my dear sister. before
parting with you l must say that il has troubled
my wife and myself very much to see you de
Votee to the fashion OF the world. / notice with
church contrary the rules of order. and I
hope that hereafter you will refrain from such a
display of worldly mindedness i also hope you
VIII pardon me for calling your attention tO it
My dear brother said Aunt Sally, 81 did
know that my plain black silk troublingsany-
BODY. II hangs uP there behind the door. and. 8
IL needs no washing. IL is always ready to slip
when company comes or when l go 70 church.
and l find il very handy.
But. my dear brother. since you have beau
plain with me. I must be plain with you. Siase
my cook have some days had TO stay at home and
he absent from church because doing Up
the white dresses of your wife that she might look
well at the conference Pardon me for explaining,
and when you and your wife come this way. Call
again"
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
THE COURT MET WITH A REVERSE.


AND THE DEFENDANT WON ON AN APPEAL
From The Kansas City Journal
In the dispatches of sunday there I Is an account
Watertown, s. ID. In the trial Of divorce eass
one of the attorneys, George W. case salo some ne,
on the bench. Thereupon Judge Bennett respono mo-
ed hoty and Mr. II css Sst s4a from the bench
but were court in session would not to.ers.te t
TuGe d Renneft exeianed :hs court zd
journed,' and with that knocked MI case c"~n
And the story is doubly interesting as showing
how history viii repeat se @ le about to rete
the funnier of the two In 1868 the famous 1Guse
ana as the only judicial oficer in the region aa-
ministered the law with an aHtoeraue nc hn nhng haa m
to do with this story. His name was Ryan ano'
practice the ground that he had been rebel
of course the fact of Ryan's being rebel soldier
not cause for his disbarTlent' and. anyway; ;
went in the West in those days. and for some
months Ryan had to stay out of court. However.
after Joyce had considered his enemy sufficiently
punished he sent word to him that he could come
was against a fellow who had stolen a cow and he
engSggG yan a To s case GOOD one by the way
but while the witnesses We're being examined Ryan
never a word. At last when the guilt of the pris
Oner had been established beyond all doubt the
prosecution rested, and. turning 70 Ryan. Judge
''The defince can now take the shtand."
tice in this court" responded Ryan.
''Misther Constable, adjOOrn the court. shouted
Joyce springing 10 his feet. Come outside ye
monkey faced helliOn. an I'll give ye justice!
And thereupOn everybody adjourned to the out
side. where Joyce and Ryan went at 1t hammer
and tOngs. with the result that Joyce received
beautiful licking. Later, when the blood had been
washed off and considerable red liquor washed
down, Joyce recOnvened court and sOlemnly gave
Judgment for the defendant.
But. here!' shouted the lawyer for the prOSecu-
tiOn. We proved that man guilty, and he ought
20 he sentenced
''Will we houd yer yawp?" sternly responded His
Honor. The COOrt finds itself reversed az
Msther Ryan wins appeal
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
LORD BROUGHAMs FIRST BRIEF.
ON Public Opinion Nondon).

From Public Opinion Q4ondOn).
tanned his first brief may be new TO some of our
readers. Lord BrOughan. II would seem. a
particularly brieless barrister az the time. and
on his way by train TO attend the aSSiZes at N
At one OF the by-stations man got into the
partment in which BrOugham was. and gave such
unmiStakable evidence, by the agitation Of his
manner and language. that something serious
wrong. that BrOugham asked whether he i'll.
No, he wasn't ill; but he in great trouble;
likely to be ruined He defendant a law
case, and no lawyer would undertake his defence.
on the ground of its utter hopeleSSneSs. Come
now" said BrOuEham. I'm a barrster myself. just
case was briefly this: The defendant a country
innkeeper. to whose house farmers and dealers
sorted on market days 70 conclude their sales and
bargains. short time back three had de-
posted $4,000 in gold with the nnkeeper with
inJunctOnS to- keep IL safe for the day and only to
pay II into the hands of all three conjOintly. one
OF the three men succeeded in getting the money
from the tnnkeeper by plausible tale and
then bOlted. and the other claimed for il
IN n court of law. What the poor fellow to
do? He would be utterly ruined. To shorten a
long story BrOugham accepted the brief, and his
defence follows: My lord We admit the
custody of the money in question; admit also
that we paid il away TO OF the three men in
spite of strict njunctions the contrary: but we
are now ready 70 reimburse the full amount
ctimed-tf the Court will produce the three men
who originally made the Deposit
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
A REMINDER TO "MARSE JIM"
(I'unch.

From The Atlanta Constitution
"Marse Jim" wrote the colOred constituent. 81
hopes you amt gwne dismember me dis Chris mas.
lax you done in de las one? In de las Chris mas
you didn't mo- member dan you would a
man fun whom you'd borrowed 81 Now, dat amt
right Marse Jim, well you knows il. / minded
you de Jersey calf wen bofe er you Vuz too
young tell de time day de price cot
ton: en- after you growed up lowed you a
man. wuz 'bleege ter run fer office kaye run
min in de family en- you couldn't hep ii.
tuck my stan at dc polls en- staid dar twell de
yuther canderdate done beat you so bad you didn't
know whar you lived at. en- vent home en- quO'lled
wild yO' wife fer lettin' you he fool enough ter
runi / didn't 'spect nuttin' dat year. Marse Jim.
but you did git 'lectcd. got safe in de Of
fce-de time dat ! los my umbreller en- my relig-
ion votin' fer yOu-I mus say hits no mo dan
make de Ol' feel dat lifes wuth livin' twe de
man come roun' fer house rent"
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06

Ye might do ditto with your noses.
They might simply sniff.
Imperative.
Blymy,
Boo thou.
Let him blither.
Let's queer the actors,
Fave ye 'arf a brick at is cad!
Let them get the bird
Infinitive
Taboo.
Participles-
Present: BOOhoOing.
Passive: Booted.
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
WORTH THE DIFFERENCE.
Boston Herald

From The Boston Herald.
In 5. l.. POwers's story at the Middcsex Bar AS
sOciatiOn dinner the lawyer tried the for the
complainant She sued "A middle aged gentleman
for breach of promise. He married another girl.
The jury retired. and the defendant also went
his way. The jury returned the defendant did not
The jury found for the plaintiff in $500 damages.
The lawyer met the middle aged gentleman a few
minutes later in the lobby of adjacent hotel.
Squire. said the latter. how did the jury des
cider"
Against you" was the answer
Il didn't think they would do that said the
middle aged gentleman musingy. Whats the
damages
THAT amt 50 bad,' he exclaimed. being told
two women
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
ANTICIPATED.
From Lippincott's Magazine.

He a Scotch minister in "A small country
parish. and he sometimes put to il for fresh
pasture wherewith TO feed his flock. one day
however. he bethOught himself that he had never
thoroughly exhausted the subject of Jonah and his
heart rejoiced. Jonah and the whale was the sort
of thing whereby you could easily drag out a SER
mon its allotted two hours. He was In fun career
and had reached triumphantly the anatomicaI ne
culiaritieS of the case.
AN what feesh do We think II wad hep" he cried
in stentoTtan tones 'Aiblins we think il wad he
a hadde? Ma. ma, 1t Guild nae be haddie for 20
tax big mon like yOn in his belly. AWeeI aihIinS
ye think IL wad be salmon. but / tell We ma ma.
II wad ma be salmon for deed I doubt if they
ever salmon yOnder. AweeI. aiblinS ere Think
ing il wad be big cod
Here an aged and weary voice piped up from tho
body of the church: $50
'AiblinS ID a Whale?'
AN the dell hae We Macz-ie MacfarIara ~,
terY' wv A'NN"AS
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
HE WANTED PARTICULARS.

From The San Francisco ArgOnaut.
At a recent spirituallstic meeting I'm Wichita
Kan. few weeks ago. the spirit of Elijah CrOsser
was called for Elijah CrOsser had died many
years before but was remembered for his immense
stature six feet five inches. A voice in the dark
said he Elijah.
Are you angel, Lge?'
yes came the answer
Are you angel. Lge?'
Yes
The questiOner paused evidently having ex-
hausted his fund of questions and then suddenly
inquired: What do you measure from tip to tip
LigeT' N'
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
LONDON PLAYGOERs' GRANULAR.
THE ANOMALOUS VERB ia BOO.
CRITICAL MOOD

THE ANOMALOUS VERB IA BOO
CRITICAL MOOD
Assertive Present Tense.
Thou bOoZest
He baWlS.
We blow tin trumpetS.
We yelp.
They are boors-I mean booers
Continuous Past Tense
Thou vast bowling "Authorr"
He wanting his shilling back.
We were busting with Importance.
We were posing as critics.
They were bouncing the verdict.
Geological Future Tense
I will boo
Thou shalt cat-can
He will hoOt.
We will below.
We shall hOW-wOw
They will baa
Judcially Perfect Tense
CNe don't keep it in stock)
POTENTIAL MOOD
Contingent Present Tense.
I may boo
Thou mayeSt play the iOOligan.
He may get run in.
We may turn NahOOS.
Ye may have TO he chucked out
They may get five shilling seven days.
Querulous Interrogative Tense.
Why shouldn't boo?
Wouldcst thou not guy the manager?
Should he lose his hair?
Why should We submit To the claQue?
Wouldn't ye jump a lady dramatiSt?
Why should taey boom rotten piece?
Polite Suggestive Tense.
I might refrain from booing
Thou miShtcst behave like a gentleman Of
Jossibe).
He might just walk out as the Yankees do.
We might turn up our thumbs. like the ancient
Romans
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
HE NEEDED THE NAN.
From The Washington Star.

From The Washington Star.
Excuse for breaking into your conversation"
said Senator Sorghum. as he approached the musi-
clans who discussing their art but who is
this you talking abOut?"
I'VE have talked of several"
''But the you last mentioned You said he
had such a beautiful and unerrng touch. / am
willing to pay such man good money TO get out
and work my campaign fund"
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
TIRTUOUS TOPEKA.

From The G1Odland (Kan) News.
"QuO Nadis' a success at Topeka We
dI 2ot think il would be- In Nero's time they
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
THE HDGE AND THE BEGGIR.

Persian Tales i'm The Century.
certain begsar was accused OF crime and
commanded that the whole Of his face should be
blackencd. and that he should walk about the city
all the day long in that euisc.
The beSgar said: 20 Judge make the
whole of my face black but the half OF it, lest all
the city should take me for Abyssinian Judge"
This speech caused the Judge 20 smile, and ne
forgave the beggar his offence
New-York tribune., 1901-01-06
IN INSTANCE IN POINT.
ago News.

From The Chicago News.
'In union there Is strength" remarked the NOR
aliZcr. he approached the free lunch department
and applied some mustard TO n cheese sandwich
oh don't know rcjOined the bartender as
he took quart bottle that half full of whskey
and filled IL up with water.