The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-09-12
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hens aoo,ori Because the trouble With
him ~ bs's btipg rsssta TO les,h.
Teacher Whist eiepse have you ior
being 80 is'si Toumy Why. ran 40
fact. teaeher, tha, didHt have time 10
think Ct one
--fssa Wot'G yoar wife join OBJ
sbia olalr Crinsoabs.k = No; the doc
tor ssys | nusl Keep ny wife ss quiet ss
possible.
-Blobbs Tia, sitl nett door humps
the pisro oil day sud all night She onsh,
TO be locked az. sIobbs - wonldn't i. do
iosi m well TO have The piano locked upf
MIR. Nexlyvtd These pies are not
lihe mother used 10 mshe. Mrs. Newly
we'd -AIto permit me to remind you that
you don't mshe the dough that father
used 70 make.
-Gaest - You say this Ia the smallest
room you have. How much 10 in Sum
met Hotel proprietor - Seven tollsrs .
day. Quest And sben | an through
With It may | take IT home as q souvenir
-hsess-Sione sIssys speaks well OF
everybody Weeks Merely force OF
hsbiL Mteks - How so7 Weeks-Hs's
marble cutter. aud bis specially IL cut
ting epitspbs on grave stones
-hrs Tinid Did you ever fnd q msn
unsu The sed' Mrs.. Blnh Yes, tie
night VIC thought there we're burglars 10
the hsnse FL found my husband therel
We all know, said the nervous young
csrsis imprcssively. what II is to have 3
mh w1nsd hsh formed sist) 10 our
bssvU. Ana he wondered Why the con
essssnsa sniled.
WY DO you call yours a psrlori,
ssia The patient 10 The dentist. What
woulA 700 call III Well. should fancy
dnwing.rscm would be more appropriate.
-Gsniemen Of the jury, cried the coup
oil for the defendant. IL there ever was q
case which 10 soy case must b, carefully
compared with other csses this case IL
that case. Which cssei asked the puzzled
isdge.
The old sliger Yong man, il you
Sonld be successful, Jon must do two
things, rini, gel some enemies. The %
pifsnt AID secondf The old sisger -
Second, initiate them 90 that lhey will
nskc you prominent
How shsll prove the sincerity Of
my devolionf asked the young man Who
bad been 90 long coming 20 the poin, that
doubt had begun TO sccum ilste sssinsi
him. Gall tie parson 10 ss . witness, sus |
sestea the youug lady.
I'm not going to school tod.yl she
cried iab.lsu,ly. Oh. I'm suy for yon
sirls who'll have To sit ., your desks and
tiuty. Why sr'et yoa saine2 they sskst.
h icsnse. che replied, | have to 20 to the
denlist's.
He Well. I've jus, been elected pres
iiea, q the road, More yachts, more dis
noads. Eors corner lots. She - But have
nj ycu enouab, dear, Ga. I've never
cared about my o1n enough. | want the
other fellows
do yon remember thai youus msn
Yen bad your eye oh vben 1 was here
'hrte yeats seo, desii Oh. yes; remem
bot Have you got your eye 90 him YETI
%, my, nol msrried him. you know,
md esa'i keep my eye on him nov.
Ella Bella told me that Jon told her
Us, secre. | told you 20, to tell her. S,el
y" 49, 49, ~ ta'sk - tpli utf uOt 10
ell you Told her Ells-Welll | told
Ter wcnlda'i tell Jon che told me so
iCn'i tell her did.
-ltsie Customer I've brought this
'sffoi back. You told me i,s former mes
tr bad hasb, |. 10 talk, snd /. does moth
os bat II, oil day and wissis is toes.
)tsier -Tas.'s I'll right. 1, nsed to be
esq 10 . deaf and dumh msu.
= What . son3ssiul psioier Rubens
'.l remarked Mr.. Jones ct The art eel
trS, fH, assentei Mira Jon,s, it !. said
I him that be could chssse . laughing
see iu,o cad ose BY single stroke.
Wy, spoke up little JohSris, 10 disgust,
~ schsolns,er can do thsti =
The scoai eOnrse Of The table d'tole
'ss seins served What Is this lesthery
Iefs demanded the din,r. Tat, cir, 10