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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
CHICAGO
in less than
Three Days

From San Francisco 10 A. N.
CHICAGO, UNION PACAFIC
& NORTHWESTERN LINE.
DOUBLE Drawing Room
~ Sleeping Cars, Buffet,
Smoking and Library Cars
with barber. Dining Cars
meals la cart. Daily Tour
ist Car Service and personally
conducted Excursions every
week from San Francisco at 6
p. m. The best of everything
R. R. RITCHIE,
General Agent Pacific Coast,
6l7 Market st. Palace Hotel.
San Francisco. Cal
or S. P. Company's Agent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
T0napah Stock for Sale

Philadelphia, Pa, Sept II, 1901.
l have in my hands for sale to best
bidders $500 shares Tonopah Mining
Company, Common Stock. The total
issue of this stock is 1000, 900 shares.
l will divide the Stock to suit pur-
chasers. Proposals should state amount
desired and price bidder will pay.
Some OF the largest stockholders be-
lieve it will soon sell at $40 per share
and claim millions of rich ore in sight.
The stock is closely held by Philadel-
phia capitalists. Terms, Cash, to be
deposited in Bank pending transfer OF
Certificates. Address proposals not
later than September 25th to
H. NJ. CHANCE,
Tonopah, New
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
Condensed TeleQrams.

Northern New York has been visited
by heavy snowfall, attaining the sew
Gritty of a blizzard in many places.
Clergymen of various denominations
in San Francisco passed resolutions
against permitting the Jeffries-Ruhlin
fight to take place in that city.
Judge f. D. Swinnerton, father of
James Suinnerton, the artist, died in
Stockton, Cal, yesterday. He was a
well-known lawyer and orator.
Mrs. George Reilly and Mrs. Lena
Reener were murdered near Evansville
Ind, Wednesday night. The bodies
were found some distance apart, and
the women had been strangled, evi
IDENTIFY by the same person. There is
no clew to the murderyr.
Ammunition OF all kinds at the Fox
store.
All the new school books have been
received at the Fox store.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
Official Count OF State Finds
State Of \ eVada,
County of Ormsby. J


County of Ormsby.J
Reirhold aSadler Eugene Howell
being duly sworn, sew verall ly
say they are members ofthe Board of EX-
eniners Of the State of Nevada; that on
,he list day OF October, 1901, they
Iafter having ascertained from the books
of the State Controller the amount OF
money which should be in the Treasury
made an official examination and count
OF the money in the State Treasury Of
Nevada, and found the same correct as
follows:
Coin-- IS, ,655.1
Paid Coin Vouchers not
returned to Controller 29,S39.33
Total Sl73.4 1851
State School Fund Securities
Irredeemable Nevada State School
$3S0,000.00
Nevada State Bonds 253,l00.00
United States Bonds S20,00O.00
81 ,626, ,595.04
Reinhold Sadler,
Eugene Howell.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this list day of October, \. D. 1901.
sEALl J. DnANE, Notary
Public. Ormsby County, \ vada.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
L. - IL l..
AdnIniS iStratOr.

+. NJ. Hufakcr and tt 7. Dupuis,
attorneys for estate.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-11-19
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
In the District Court OF the First Ju-
dicial District Of the State Of Ne
vada. III and for Ormsby County.
In the matter OF the estate OF
Thomas Millard, deceased
Notice IS hereby given that the under
signed was on the 28th day of July,
1900, duly appointed and qualified by
the District Court OF the First Judi
cial District of the State Of Nevada,
in and for Ormsby County, as admin
istrator Of the estate of Thomas Mil
lard, deceased, late of said county.
All creditors having claims against
said etate are required to file the
same, with proper vouchers attached,
with the Clerk of the Court, within
three months OF the first publication OF
this notice.
Dated August 2l, 1901.
JOHN A. WALL,
Administrator
| F. NJ. Huffaker and Ed. T. Dupuis
attorneys f0r estate.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26
Iris21man's VIII.

In the name of God, amen! ],
Timothy Doolan Of Ballydownderr y
being sick and wake on my leg, but
of a sound head and warm heart, do,
make this my last will and old and
new testament. First, I give my
soul to god when it pleasas him to-
take it-sure, no thanks to me; L
can't help it-aad my body to be.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26
RIO GRANDE WE STERN
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE

Oilers choice OF THREE distinct
routes across the Continent and
the most magnificent scenery in
America Only line passing direct
" through Salt Lake CITY.
3 Fast Through Traiirs Daily
leaving Ogden at 7:2.5 II. M, 2:l.s
p IN. and 7:15 p. IA. for all points
east.
Pullman Palace and Ordinary
oieepers; Free reclining chair ears
aud a perfect Dining Car S,ryie
ON all trains.
Personally conducted Excursions
inquire nf ticket agent or write
GEO. ". llEINTz, Asst Gen'l PAS
senger Agent.
Salt Lake City. Utah
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26

buried in the ground at Ballydown-
derry chapel, where all my kith and
kin that have gone before me ard
those live after belonging to me are
buried Pace to their ashes, ard
may the sod rest quietly over their
bones. Bury me near my godfather
and my mother, who lie separated
all together at the other sid, of the
chapel yard. I lave the bit of ground
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26

containing ten acres--rare old Irish
acres-to my eldest son Tim, after
the death of his mother, if she lives
TO survive him. Ny. daughter Mary
and her husband, Paddy O'Ragan,
are to get the white sow. Teddy,
my second boy, That was killed in
the war In Ameriky, might have got
his pick of the poultry, but as he is.
gone I lave them 10 his wife, WAC
died week before him. / beqnea;h
to all mankind the fresh air Of
heaven, the ashes of the sea they
can take, and all the birds Of the
air they choose. | lave to them all
the sun and moon and stars. l
Lave to Peter RAFFERTY, a pint of
potheen l can't finish, and may God
be merciful to him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26
Carpenter and Cabinet Maker

| am prepared to do all classes of
carpenter work. MY speciality Is
cabinet and furniture making
polishing and vanishing. All work
first class and at lowest prices
Give me call at Scion Robison's.
place. Ronr. z. LUDWIG. 2o.24
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26
a Poor millionaire

fafelr starved in London because he.
could not digest his food. Early use nf
Dr. X ng's New Life Pills would have
saved him. They strengthen the
stomach. aid digestion, promote assini-
iation. improve appetite. Price 25c.
Sold by Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26
Pointed Paragraphs.

Home is the place where man is.
treated best and grumbles most.
In II eases out OF a dozen the
charity that begins al home stops
there.
Fortune may knock once at every
mans door, but misfortune crawls
in at the window.
The selfmade individual begins
at the bottom of the ladder and ends
the job at The foot of the grave.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26


pdles south Of Montpelier yesterday afternoon about
o'clock, when Edgar Jr., aged 2o years. and Farley
aged II years, the Of Edgar and Eliza Dalrymple
lost their lives by drowning in Bear river Even at
this time Friday noon, the EXAMINER has not definite
learned just how it about that the boys were in
the river, but it is believed they looking for a.
fordng place and after having found they concluded
to in swimming. At any rate, it the younger
OF the two had gotten into deep hole and probab
ly seized with cramps. He called to his elder brother
for help and the latter plunged into the lend
his aid to the drowning boy. When Edgar got within
reach Farley canght hold of him and in the struggle
both to the bottom locked in others arms
snyftrrA brother who witnessedthe accident gave
the alarm and a searching party Immediately or
ganized with the result that bodies were recovered
about three hours later the eddy in which they sank
clasped in each others arms
To the heartbroken parents the blow is well nigh
more than human nature endure. Edgar the eld-
est had only recently returned from two years. mis-
sion to the southern states, and he and his brother
assisting the father in the haying season. Both
young were well known all this county hay
ing lived here all their lives. They generous,
manly fellows and had hosts of friends everywhere
Words Of little avail in relieving the sorrow
brought by such terrible calamity as this one but
nevertheless they are the only one person has
Of expressing his sympathy to another, and, a., best it
cam the EXAMINER extends to Mr. and Mrs. Dalrymple
the heartfelt Of the entire community These
good people have been called the past to undergo
severe trials but nothing approaching their present
has visited them and the hearts of all are
Overlooking with sympathy for them.
The funerals will take place tomorrow, Saturday
morning at 10 O'Clock from the meeting house IL Ward
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1901-07-26

The ExA11la Err 81 80 per annurn
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Two of a Kind Meet.

Detroit Free Press: Waiting at the
union depot was a round-faced man
With am attractive countenance. ewes
that invited ON, tiaar.a ava ,ot,a,. ,,s,,,.
ei,'a.i CIV le.e4isi 'o1is
iis'ii 'iiae waved 1roin me iofeheaa.
He was dressed in clericals and looked
the part. When the old farmer took q
seat after buyinr q ticket for ynsilanti
the two fell into conversation.
The minister brought inc talk around
to pickpockets. and men who fool Won
Lput of your money. and expressed n
great deal of dread of them. He chung
TO this topic until the noise of n row
was heard from the outside. and he
expressed a desire to see what was the
matter.
Come on" he shouted, as he started
mo. NV friend repliad the farmer
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
SOLDIERS CAN'T BE MOHMoNs.
Because Often Impossible for Them
Have One Wifc.


Have Ono Wifc.
New York Tribune: Il am surprised
at the present popular excitement
caused by the public baptism of one or
two women into the Mormon faith"
said General John Q. Bates, the other
day at the Grand hotel The general,
having just returned from the Phillip
pines. is NOW spending the summer in
the east before going to Omaha to
take command there OF the department
of the Missouri.
Why" he continued. in speaking
further of Mormons, when l was at
West Point, forty or more years ago,
the Mormon missionaries We're hard
at work IN New York city and their
conversions We're not few. One of
the cadets Was IL son of Brigham
Young. and he was a most active
proselytizer. He secured permission to
60 to New York every Sunday in or
der to carry on services there. Once
In awhile, when there was baptism.
some of the rest Of us would go along"
And yet you We're not converted to
the faith?" Interrupted Captain
Smiley, who was present. and who was
formerly an adjutant general on Cen
eral Bates staff in the Philippines.
mo. SIR" was the quick answer.
there are no attractions in Mormon
ism FOR soldier
Why not?" queried the captain.
with much interest.
because. with the most of us, even
one wife is an impossibility, was the
reply.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03

money passed into his hands to be used
in developing the mine." and he start
ed again for the west with TRUNK, full
of legal tender. Eastern capitalists Of
that day had not been swindled as
often as their successors were and they
reposed implicit confidence in Reeves,
not even deeming 1t necessary to send
trusted representative along With
him to keep an eye on their money.
With such liberty of action it was a
Very simple matter for Reeves and An
derson to leisurely withdraw from the
sight of men, and it was not until sew
eral weeks had passed without any
news of the "mine" reaching the east
ern Office that suspicious We're aroused
and committee was sent out to inves-
tigate.
The committee soon learned the true
situation and it became known that the
two confidence men had Cleaned up
over 100000 between them in their lit
tie deal and had disappeared from sight
as completely as though their "mine''
had opened and swallowed them.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
with a sigh. ''He told me that my
II life MAS in his hands Int TINT l,n s.l,nnll


With sigh. "He told me that my
life was in his hands, but that he should
take 1t at his own time. Further, that
~ would not give my word to so with
nlih VITA out trying to escape, he would
,nso" me to those bowling dogs out
SIDE. gave my word. We are ON
the road together. And, oh, Anne,
Yesterday, only Yesterday at this time,
l Was ridinss home With Coligny from
the Louvre, where we had been playing
at paume with the king, And the world
Inc world was Very fair
II saw you, or rather croisette did"
muttc,ed as his sorrows--not for
himself but for l.js frenas4-force,l
him to stop Yet how. Louis. do YOU
know that we are going to C:thors 3"
He told ne as NO passed through the
gates, that he Was appointed lieaten-
ant governor of Ouelev 10 carry ont ne
edict against religion DO you NM sa,s7
Anne" my c, mpamion added pie,e,lv,
Ito kin me al once weIa loo s,naij !,
revenge fo, him. He must tortur,. ,,,9.
-or rather he wc,l,a II he auull-bv
the pains of anticinntion besi,,as ,ns,
execution Would so finely omen bis 5s1
of Justice. Ball. ANA Js,,s.a,,,,,.e ,.,lsa,i
his head pro,l,jl,. \, fas,. ~, 800,
fear him not a jot,,'
For n moment ne fn,..eo, ,;it ~ ,as.s,
of his friends. his own laN,,, Ira
snapped his fingers in darisi,,,, 80 49,
fee
Eut my heart sank misaras,,. rhe
Nidalne's rage. re,nani,a,.e.i hsa ~
(iilactec! rather against my ,sn,,si,, -,
her lover; and how nv mo ,isht ~ ~.
threats / read lsezors. n,,,,Snse 5,,a,a
clearly than l.ouis conl1 Jlis ,i,,, 49,
to punish the woman Who haa ,,l.'ysa
with him. no do 50 bn wac i,,in,.i,,,s
her lover from Paris tbot b.,ni,,bt az, -
ccute hina--arler pivins bor ,,n,i.s,
That was 1T; after siE-inu ha. ,,o,i,..
it might be in he, yerv n,,.s,,,,.ei a.,
would lure here TO ,,ah9rs ana tb..,,.-
/ shudGerctl. i weu misht f,snf M,
u pleeipiec WAS onerin.r M ,ay, sf.,st
There WAS something in tbn ni,n sn
Cioviiish. Vet so acro,aan. vim tbosn
stories had heard of me wnlf 10.
| feit no doult of my insi,sht ra.,f
his evil mind. and saw in /. ,,,o.n..,,f
Why he had troubled himself With US
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
A Fearl... Physician

Benton, ILL.,, Sept. 3O.-AIuch COM
ment has been caused by the action Of
DIR. r. II. Dunaway, a physician here,
who for over a year past has been rec
ommendlng Dodd's Kidney pills to
those of his patients who suffered from
rheumatism, Bright's Disease, Dia-
betes or other Kidney Troubles.
DR.. Dunaway also published an open
letter last May stating positively that
he himself had been cured of Diabetes
by Dodd's Kidney Pills, and that, af-
ter he had concluded he was going to
die.
He is well man to-day, and says he
feels 1T his duty to do as he has done
and is doing because Dodd's Kidney
Pills saved his life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Continued Next Week,
&c
IRONY OF INITIALS.
Combinations Thu. som.tl,mcs Arise rrol
Names Chcscn by Parents.

Tit-Bits. When parents are ever
Using thnir inaen,,ity In a.boo.in,,
n.a,,1ss f,r th,.,I b,',n.rnn mrfs,,.i5,e II
,f,ely o,s,urs 10 tl,..,a 10 n,.,,s. s,,,a
tlnt inc ,oi,i.,,, al, 40, r,,.n, s1,,,,.
n,mstinn rm, n,;nh ,hai .,,;Ilrsn I'm
,i,l, ..,,;.., ,..l, 49,, ,as,,,,,.
In ,.,.,,rs ,,'.',s ''i' ~
lrnr i.3st,,5no t,,o ho,. n,,,e ,,..,.,i,..,,,
mo ,,,, ,,,,,,f,,.,s.,,,t ,s.,,,a 80 ,s,,,,,,
s;,,nls.y s,ni,l, .,,,d t,,i, ~, ~, 60.
,nr n.,,,,a ~, M,,,,a 15.,o,.s.,,, III,
s,.,r,s,lv bc ni.n,,d Of ,b,.i, ,,.,.,,,.,.ti,l1.
initials. a < s AND NJ i,
some of tho ro,,,l,iu.,tim,. witch have
come un,,er 1ba write,.s o,,sarv,,,sss
pre ia saw thn lanst .,,m,sin,, ,rh..yo
IS. for Instance a Certain, ',,'7 Veil Known.
temperance advocate whose initials ara
n H. Al Inf v,h. ,..r, ,,si,.nl,. d,.,,,ie
thn second lette. ,nd d. cont,,,t Mn
ono christian initinl. vhils q o,.,n w,In
is constantly ap,,earins i'm tho Nna,i-
cam police ,.o,l,ts chnIend with hsin.s
drunk and disordarl, o,l.,bt ,rrore,ime
tnthie ,,Iiti.,le 10 aci,,,s ,sti,;n., t,,,,,,,s7
or than r IS 4 for his n.,n,e u. ,ritns
Exeter t,nx,ndnr
A gentleman who moi long aro mr.
ured as defendant ia /, hra,,sl7 ~ n,o'5,-
sa ,.tsn b,d mo. sio.i,,..,i,, ,,,,,ra,,,.i
ate initials of ~ a, - ,yj,iin th, ,,l.,i,,s
Tins NJ, mo was, S,,snn ANA ,.i, MAJ ,,rit,,
unconscious prnyision bean .,elsl,ass<1
Nv l3sr lover I'm scn,ees of .,5n,.n,,e 10, :
ters MS "mv ,larlinp sue
I'm another brea,.b of nro.niea case mo
defendants initials were s,dly5 nmin-
GUS OF The issue of fine action, far his
name wac Percy Alfred - ANA
he SIGNED the initials up 4 ""
The divorce court records are fun Of
similar .trap,e coinni,ianres some. nf
which are so romarlsaI,n nc To- sa.,,,
scarcely crelible The initials or QUO
la,lv ,csin4na4nt were II a : ~ and.
OF another y i, 4 H.. ono GOOD lsdy
whose conduct scarcely seemed ia have
iustifica tbe f,nscrintion l.,l ~. ini,i,,',.
r. i, l., ID and ma natittnnar IL, y,
case which attracted co,el1arabla an.
tention a few wears ago was Stenhen
/ oliver Iinoel I1-- whose nitials
'''
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
CURED OF HIS WEAKNESS.
When tho sh.kespenrcan Scholar Was
Taken Literally He Quit.

New York Times: A Staten Islander
with u handsome home near the guns
of Fort Wadsworth is u Shakespearean
scholar. But he has recently aban-
doned his custom, while walking the
loanly road from the ferry to his home,
of recitng long passages from the
works of his favorite author This is
how 1t happened The sun had just
set on recent evening and the student
Was reciting dramatically the scene
from King John in which Hubert calls
forth the eXecutioners from an inner
chamber to murder the young prince.
He waved his hand and shouted:
Come forth and do as bid YOU
A halfdrunken negro who was coh-
cealed in the hedge came forth and
pleadcd:
Say, boss, j amt done nothin.' /
was just sleeping cause | was drunk
The Shakespearean scholar explained
thai he had not called the negro.
IL dunno, boss; if you say you didn'.
call me you must be drunken than ]
nm
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03

AK Your Dealer for Allen. Foot. Ea,e.
A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
rests the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot,
Gallons, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails, Corns and Bunions Aliens
Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, 2oc
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen $.
Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Tllair aixa.

Pittsburg Telegraph: 1.-THE
hailstones that fell In Williamsburg, ("
declared the man from that community,
were as large as"
"Ostrich eggs" interrupted the man
from Avalon, sneeringly; but the other
finished his remark without resent
ment:
"Fish eggs"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Where to Go.


Cincinnati Commercial-Iribune: Lay
yers TO Fee, Pa.
Singers to Alto, Ga.
bakers to Cakes, Ia.
jewelers. to Gem. lid.
Babies to Brest. Mich.
the idle to Rust, Mimi.
Thieves to Sac City, la
The sleepy to Gap, Pa
Cranks TO Peculiar Nc
Poets to Parnassu.. ia
Smokers to Weed, Cal
Printers 10 Agate, Colo
lJeaGieadS to Gratis, o.
Florists TO Rose Hill, la.
Mendicants to Begg, La.
Icifumers to Aroma, Ill.
Actors 10 Star City, Ark.
Paupers TO Charity, Kan.
Plumbers to Faucett, flo.
Irumps to GruDtowi. Pa
Small men to bigger, lad
Farmers to Corning y; Y.
Apiarists to Eceville. Tex.
Nidowers TO Widows, Ala
Debtors to Cash City, Ark.
l'rizefghters to Boz, Kan.
Old maids to Antiquity, O..
Lovers to SDoonvilie, Mich.
Chropodists to Cornie, Ark.
C;rocers to Coffeyvi!.e, Kan
Democrats to Dennia aiass,,
Sports to Race Track, Month
Bankers to Deposit, ~ y,
brokers TO Stock,iile Eev.j
Hucksters to YeliNile, Ark
Hunters TO Deer Ir&H, Colo.
Cobbiers to Shoe f!.ei. y. c.
Carpenters to :sa.9y,ooth, Ind
Pouiterers TO lIatehyille Ga
Politicians to Burepmbe. Va.
lie boys" TO Midway, S. G.
Theosophists to Mystic, Conn.
Dry goods men to Calico. Cal.
Topers 10 Brandy Station, Va
Sewing girls to Scissors, Colo.
Gardeners to Articllokc, Mimi
Swimmers TO Neversink, N. Y.
Pergrinators to Jfootyille, Wis.
"Ciooks' TO Dodge city, Kan.
Puzzle tiends to Rlddl.ville, Ga.
Drummcrs to Modest Town, Va.
Physicians TO Doctortown, Ga.
prohibitionists 10 Drytown, Cal
druggists to Balsam Lake, Wis.
School teachers to Larned, Kan.
Pork men to Hams Prairie. Mo.
Society climbers to Tip Top, Va,
The hairless TO Bald Knob, Ark,
Whist players to CaYendish, Ind.
lcrtomoosists to Bug Hill, N. c..
Political orators to Stumptown, Pa,
The gum brigade to Cnewtown, Pa.
lteignng beauties to Belecenter, O.
Baseball players to Background, Ga,
Neer-do-wclls to Hard Scrabble, KY.
Justices of the peace to Squire, MINI
Newly married couples to Bliss. Mici
Three-card monte Iaen to Trlckum. ]
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Each package of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYE colors more goods than any
other dye and colors them better, too.
mo Book Larnip."

Atlanta Constitution: How many
times did you vote In the recent election?'
asked the judge.
The prisoner was silent
Answer tho question. How many times
did you yoteY"
"Marse Tom" said the prisoner, adj
dressing the Judge, "ain't you known me
long enough ter know dat don't know
muffin tall bout rithmet!cs2"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
A judicial Mistake.

Ohio State Journal: +" 'Cordin' t. thu sta
toots," began Judge Wayback, as he
stood up, "I'll hev t Civ y ten yeres t.
tn pennytenchury."
But" exclaimed the lawyer for the de-
PENDANT. jumping to his feet there are
sxtenuating circumstances
They isl" cried the judge in alarm. EFF
] thought tibet. burned if 1 wouldn't CIV
i'm fifteen years"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
ELY BROS. SO Warren St. New York
DELL M. POTTER.
Gen. Mrr Ariz. Gold NJ Co

Messrs. Ely Bros.::-I have been af-
iicted with catarrh for twenty years. 1t
made me so weak thought had con-
sumption. ! got one bottle of Elys
Cream Balm and i'll three days the dis
charge stopped. 1t is the best medicine
l have used for catarrh.
FRANK e. KINDLESPIRE.
Iroberta. Cal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
TWO Girls,

Life: "If ten men should ask you to
marry them. what would that beg"
What would it be?"
"a TENDER
sand If one should ask you. what
would that be?"
II don't know; what?"
"A WONDER"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Experience Convinces.

Prove its value by investing 10 cents
III trial size Of Ely's Cream Balm. Drug
glsts supply it and we mail it. Full size
so cents
ELY BROS, 56 Warren ST., New York.
Clifton, Arizona, Jan. 20, 1899.
Messrs. Ely Bros. Please send me
20 cent bottle of Cream Balm. l find
your remedy the quickest and most per-
manent cure for catarrh and cold in the
head.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Throe Of. Kind.

Brooklyn Life: Tlla-Bella told me
that you told her that secret told you
not to tell her.
stella-she's mean thing-1 told her
not to tell when l told her.
Ella-Well / told her I wouldn't tell
you she told me.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-10-03
Dcrnhardt as Romeo.

Cleveland Plain Dcaled II see that
Sarah Bernhardt is studying English so
that she can play Romeo"
ooh would that NJ. Shakespeare was
alive to see this new R-r-romeo! Imagine
Sarah repeating He tests at re scares 90
nevaire felt re woun'!