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The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

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 Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady heart beats, and makes one feel as though they had heart trouble. because the heart is over-working in pumping thick, kidney poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
 It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to be traced to the kidneys. but now modern science proves that nearly all constitutional diseases have their begin ming in kidney trouble.
 If you are sick you can make no mistake by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-ROot, the great kidney remedy Is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases and is sold on its merits EcK
 by all druggists in fifty 34ss::s cent and onedollar sig es. You may have s<az.s15sssSs&4s9 aM1MS&9 sample bottle by mail Home of swamp Root. free. also pamphlet telling you how to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writing pr. kilner & Co.,. Binghamton. N. '.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06
FAIRFIELD COUNTY.
GREENFIELD HILL.
GOOD BALL GAMES.

There were two lively games of ball played on the Country Club base ball grounds, Monday, Labor day. In the morning the Greentielders played the Mill Plain, the score being IA to 6 in favor of the Greenfield boys. In the afternoon the Fairfield nine came up. At the end of the game the score was 23 to 3, Fairfield being the winning nine.
 THE DEERFIELD DISTRICT.
 Misses Edith and Charlotte Bradley have both been guests of friends in Greenfield.
 Miss Lizzie Banks of Greenfield and Miss Alice Nichols expect to start, the 4th, on a trip through New York state stopping along the route with friends before going to Buffale.
 A number from this place attended the ball game at Greenfield, Saturday.
 c. R. Nichols has returned from a visit in Derby.
 Mrs w. B. Nichols has entertained her friend, Miss Pulvers, of New York.
 Willie Smith of Derby is visiting rel atives here.
 MT and Mrs Frank Miller and daugh- ter and John Miller and friend were guests of their relatives here, recently
 Two little girls of Bridgeport have spent a few days at H. E. Dowd's. ITEMS OF INTEREST. MT and Mrs w. H. Burrs land family, | MT and Mrs K. B. Burr and son spent Sunday at their old home with Mir and Mrs J. Jacobs in EastOn.
 The little Sunshine girls netted the nice sum of $8 at their sale Wednesday afternoon.
 Howard Whitaker took Mail Carrier Wells place for two days, so MT Wells could go to Boston after his wife, who is very poorly.
 Miss Emma Burr has been the guest
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06
TRUMBULL.
CHURCH ITEMS.


 Rev MT Thomas preached very able sermon preparatory to the com munion service. Subject "This do in remembrance of me-"
 The offering which was to have been taken for foreign missions will be re. ceived, next Sunday morning. The committee of the church met Tuesday evening to make arrange ments for the annual roll call of the church.
 Miss Hattie French's Sunday school class will spend the day at "Little Dan- bury," Fairfield Beach, Tuesday.
 IN GRANGE CIRCLES. The Changers held their annual pie nic at Savin Rock, last Wednesday, about 30 being present.
 Ceres and Pomona night at the Grange, September 13. Miss Alice Nichols and Miss Sadie Mallett are in charge.
 Miss Anna Grady of Bridgeport is spending few days with Miss Sadie Mallette.
 Miss Sadie Mallette, with a party of friends from Bridgeport, spent week at Indian Neck, BranfOrd.
 Mrs .Moulthrop entertained friends from Bridgeport, Sunday.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

Mrs Charles Jackson of Bridgeport has been visiting Mrs Starr Blackman
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06
Over.WOrk WeakenS
 Your Kidneys. Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through your kidneys once every three minutes.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

A never failing cure for cuts, burns, scalds, ulcers, wounds and sores is De- Wits Witch Hazel Salve. A most soothing and healing remedy for all skin affections. Accept only the gen uine. R. H. Beers & Co.,, Newtown: s. C.Bull & Co.,, Sandy Hook; A. B. Blakeman, Botsforu; B. Hawley & Co.,, Stepney; A. B. Fancher, Hawley- ville; w. N. Hurd, Long Hill.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06
School Dresses, Ready-to-pu -on

i'm su1s Eton ca made for of and well tai prety made oed Suits gownuP folks
 duced all wanted colors, and lined Tn m
 o8cts, Each best possible manner $6S> Sa: Of the desra red navy and medium blue, trimmed With whit i.;I Reduced to $4.4
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

ditiOn on his barn.
 The contractors have their state road contracts finished and are waiting patiently for the coming of Commis- SiOner Mcdonald.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

B. w. Purell, Kintersville, Pa, says he suffered 25 years with piles and could obtain no relief until DeWitt's Witch Hazle Salve effected a perma- nentcure. Commercials are worthless. R. H. Beers & Co.,, Newtown; s. c. Bull & Co.,, Sandy Hook; A. B. Blakeman, Botsford; B. Hawley & Co.,,
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

Miss Anna Grady of Bridgeport is spending few days with Miss Sadie Mallette.
The Newtown bee., 1901-09-06

Miss Hattie French's Sunday school class will spend the day at "Little Dan- bury," Fairfield Beach, Tuesday.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
UNHAPPY STOCKHOLDERS.

The stockholders and those who
bought concessions at the Pan-Amer-
lean Exposition are not in a. happy
frame of mind. Neither the stockhold-
ers nor the second mortgage bondhold-
ers will get cent. 1t is said that
even the first mortgage bondholders
will get only so cents on the dollar.
The contractors have not been paid
the entire amount of their bills, and
will not be unless some way not yet
apparent Is discovered to raise money.
The dispatches said that the exposi-
tion was behind about 5000, 900. Later
statements place the amount above
$4,000, 900.
When the exposition was opened
there were bets that there would be
more than 100000 admission tickets
sold. The entire number of visitors,
including those holding free passes,
was only few more than 100000. OF
the hundred or more shows in the
Midway there was only one that made
money, and that was cyclorama rep
resenting the Johnstown flood. Inves-
lOTS refused 10 nave dnytniHS 10 40
with 1t at the beginning of the exposi-
ton, looking upon it as more or less
of fraud, but it yielded a profit of
more than 100000. Those who were
fortunate enough to put their money
into it are about the only happy people
connected with the exposition.
OF great expositions like the Pam
American, the Columbian and the Paris
Exposition, the people have had
enough for a while. They will be given
a rest, after the Charleston Exposition,
until the Louisiana Purchase EXPOSE
ton in 1908. That will be the biggest
the world has yet seen. A general out
line of the plan of it has been pub
lished. The impression it produces
is that the exposition at st. Louis will
be far ahead of the one that was seen
in Chicago. It has S30,00O.000 back
of it. Will it be financial success?
It is doubtful. People continue to put
their money in fairs, even though they
are not financial successes. Certain
benefits which are derived from them
are doubtless considered to be worth
all they cost above what they return
in actual cash.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
BRIGHT BITS.

-He-One of my jokes went all over
the country!
She-Wouldnt any of the papers ac-
cept it?-Yonkers Statesman.
Power of Wealth-Freddie-w What's
a kleptomaniac, dad?
Cobwigger-A person who has money
enough to pay for what he steals
Judge.
--visitor-And have you any uncles
and aunts?
Winifred-Oh, yes, lots of uncles and
aunts. But I'm very scarce in grand
fathers and grandmothers!-Pun
What Broke the Engagement-She
But would never marry a man who
loved me for my good looks.
He-Of course, not, dear. never
thought of such thing
Evening Bulletin.
Mere Pleasantry-Passenge
shameful to have to wait so long on
this switch.
Copductor-Well, If you want to fin
ish your trip in an ambulance, we can
go on and collide with that other car.
Puck.
Mrs. Bargane-Haven't you got the
toothache. John?
Mr.. Bargane-No, my dear; why?
Mrs. Bargane--Oh, I am so sorry
that you have not. l bought a new
toothache cure to-day. and / wanted
you to try it-Tit-Bits.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
LYNCHERs WHO WILL BE PUNISH.
ED.

1t would be difficult to find a more
horrible and brutal crime in the his
| tory of labor troubles than that which
was committed in Columbia, S. c., on
| Saturday night or Sunday morning, a
| full account of which was published in
our dispatches yesterday morning. Two
non-union machinists, employed in the
shops of the Southern Railway, were
attacked in their house by ten or a
dozen men who at one time had been
employed in the same shops, but, hav-
ing struck on account of a grievance
of some kind, had lost their places.
One of the men attacked was shot to
death and the other was so badly
wounded that it is doubtful If he will
survive his injuries.
There has been bad blood Of course
between the union men and the nom
union men ever since the strike prac-
tically came to an end, but no one
thought that the ill-feeling would cul-
inmate in a crime so terrible as to
command widespread attention. In
deed it was thought, in all probable
ity, so long a time having elapsed
since the strike ended, that there was
no further danger of trouble. Violence
between strikers and those who take
strikers places is, of course, common.
and it sometimes happens that par
ties to these labor troubles are badly
hurt and even killed, but it is very
uncommon thing for reputable work
men to deliberately assassinate those
they think have done them an in
jury.
No doubt the striking machinists in
Columbia have sympathisers in their
failure to get an adjustment of their
grievances against the Southern Rail-
way, but it is certain that those who
became assassins and murderers on
Saturday night have no supporters in
that city or anywhere else. If the facts
are as have been stated in the dis
patches they will get promptly what
they deserve at the hands of a jury.
And such a crime cannot be too
promptly or too severely punished.
There are lynchings for which there is
some little excuse, but there is none
for the sort of lynching of which these
men are guilty.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
PERSONAL.

Frederick Archer. organist of Car
negie Music Hall, Pittsburg, and one
of the best known musicians of the
country, died recently of cancer of the
stomach, aged So years.
Evelyn Abbot, the Greek historian,
who died recently, suffered from par
alysis of the lower half of his body
shortly after graduating from Oxford,
and, becoming an instructor at Ballot,
had to deliver his lectures in reclin-
ing position.
The Papal Order of st. Gregory the
Great, with which Leslie Drummond of
the Inner Temple of London has been
invested by Bishop Brindle, for serv-
ices in connection with the Guild of
Ransom" is a SNOWY decoration, insti-
tuted by Gregory XVI in 1881. 1t is
a four pointed hammered gold cross,
enamelled in red and bearing the bust
OF st. Gregory on a blue enamel ground.
The reverse has the legend Pro Dec
ct Principe"
Sir Henry Irving, when in London
has no special cabby on his nightly
journey from the theater to the fire.
side. The first man within call gets the
job, and, it may be, a ticket for the
pit on some future occasion. One OF
these occasional cajbbies. to whom q
pass had been given. was asked by
Sir Henry how he liked the play. The
man hesitated, and then choosing whai
seemed to be the most grateful word:
to express his thanks, answered: well
sir, / didn't CO." You didn't go,
Why not?" We'll, sir, you see, there's
the missus, and she preferred the wax
works"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05

This is the way the boys hazed the
pale, intellectual Freshman from Bos-
ton, says the Chicago Tribune.
BY the way, Raffaldo," casually re-
marked one of the Sophomores, you
know there is no such thing possible
as an absolutely straight line?"
f-es." replied young Raffaldo, who
had never suspected anything OF the
kind. Certainly
1T is sad but true" continued the
Sophomore, that a-.great deal of our
higher education consists in unlearn-
ing much Of the sciolistic and meretri-
cious knowledge, so-called with which
the literature of the ages Is burdened,
and in grasping the idea that many of
the phenomena upon which we base
axioms are merely appearances, with
out substantial reality. For example,
again, you know that two things may
out being even approximately equiva~
lent to each other?"
Eyes, that is true"
Then there is that familiar postu-
late, the whole is greater than any OF
its parts, the utter absurdity of
while, when subjected TO critical anal
ysis, must have become apparent to
you long ago?"
Yes"
AIlSlOllc SdyS--Dy The n.y. yOQ HdNC
learned, I presume, that recent inves-
legations prove Aristotle to have been
an old Corinthiap adventures who
frequently masqueraded as a MANI"
"Why, yes. L"
aristotle says in one of his-or,
rather her-letters to Speusippus that
the possesosr of the true philosophers
stone was the man who could take the
bark of a tree and make paper mon
ey out of tia saying which, hun
dreds of years later, was attributed to
Marco Polo. Incidentally this shows
the source whence the greenbacker OF
modern times derives his inspiration.
Is 1t not wonderful"
"Er-yes, 1t is, indeed" 3
And you know, of course, that no
such man as Ralph Waldo Emerson
ever lived?"
mo! MOI" gasped the Freshman,
chat is going a little too far! He Ger
tainly did"
Young man." said the Sophomore,
severely, "for baking at a thing like
that, when you have just swallowed a
lot Of infinitely bigger lies, you are
about to be punished. You will need
all your fortitude. Prepare yourself"
Must all the narrowing details OF the
hazing be given?
Yes! But let us be brief.
A dozen students filed solemnly into
the room, each bearing a plate of baked
beans.
They surrounded that hapless youth.
They made him stand up. Then they
turned their backs upon him.
They ate the beans
And didn't offer him any.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05

A group of bright looking newsboys
boarded a Jefferson avenue car at
Woodward, says the Detroit Free
Press. They were full of business and
trade gossip, and from their talk 1t
was learned that they were forsaking
the usual calling for the day to go out
to Crosse Pointe to act as caddies for
the golfers. There was a good deal OF
discussion as to the merits and de-
merits of the caddies. which was in
terrupted by the conductor coming TO
collect fares. The boys hurriedly dived
into their pockets, but the smartest
looking one in the group anticipated
the others by stepping quickly forward
and handing the conductor a 50 bill.
Take nine fares out O. dat" he
said, with a careles wave of the hand.
lis this a trust and is he the presi-
dent?" asked a curious passenger.
Nav replied the boy addressed,
I'VE don't belong to no trust Blinky' S
blooded-dat's de reason he paid de
fares. He wind on de races"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
THE british NEED A GENERAL.

It is evident that the British need
who understands the kind of fighting
the Beers are doing. Gen. Kitchener
is of course a good general for the sort
OF warfare for which he was trained.
| He isn't acquainted with the sort that
it being done in South Africa, and con-
sequently he isn't making much, If
any, Roadway in conquering the Beers.
If the British government isn't care
| full the cause of Great Britain in South
! Africa will be defeated by the Eng
| lish people themselves. Their discon'
tent with the progress of the war is
so marked as to justify the question
whether they will not soon insist upon
the war being brought to a close. The
cost of it thus far has been enormous,
and the end is not in sight. If 1t were
certain that it would be ended in
year. and that by that time the Brit
sh would be completely victorious,
they might be willing to furnish the
men and the money for continuing the
struggle, but there is nothing to justi-
~ Sucn conclusions.
The war may last two years longer
If not three. Nobody can say when 1t
will be ended. The Beers get men with
which to fight their battles from some
source The reverses sustained by Col
Benson the other day, the details of
which are just now getting into the
dispatches, was one of the most Sc
rious the British have suffered this
year. 1t is calculated to .dishearten
the British people.
But, as already stated the British
cannot hope for any great success un-
til they get a general who under
stands guerrilla warfare. 1t Is
impossible for soldiers encountered
with heavy guns and long wagon
trains to catch so nimble an enemy as
the Beers are proving themselves to
be. The Beers are able to avoid the
enemy when 1t Is their interest to do
so and attack him when everything is
in their favor. Carrying only the bare
necessaries of life they move swiftly.
They strike a force of British, do a
vast amount of damage, and are gone
again before their opponents recover
from their surprise.
1t is said that the Beers use British
rifles and British ammunition, both of
which are supplied by the British.
The guns are taken from British
prisoners and the ammunition is pick
ed up by the basketful from the
ground where it Is thrown by the Brit
ish soldiers when they become too tir-
ed to carry it. In the English papers
letters are being published stating
that the British officers do not seem
to realize the great responsibility rest
ing upon them-that they spend much
of their time In eating and drinking
and having good time generally.
If Great Britain had a small army
of such men as fought our Indian.war
and had the sort of a general that is
required to conduct a campaign in
guerrilla warfare it would not take
her long to bring about peace in South
Africa With the sort of an army she
has there now there Is no telling when
the war will be brought to an end. 1t
is surprising that the discomfort in
England is not greater than it is.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05

This is. believe. hitherto unpub-
lished story about the late Addison
Cammack, long known as the Great
Bear" or "Ursa Major" says Victor
Smith in the New York Press. The
general public had an idea that he was
always a bear In the market, but some
of us know differently. However: One
night after the opera he was met in
the street by Mr.. and Mrs. Blank. both
of whom he had known well for a long
time. AS they strolled to the corner
together Mrs. Blank remarked: "Oh,
Mr. Cammack, have you noticed the
moon this evening? Is she. not perfect
ly lovelyl" The "Old Man." who prob
ably had not particularly observed the
moon in forty years, looked up, and
seeing the queen of night in her zenith.
remarked with a growl, Yes, yes;
looks pleasant, but too damned high"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Observation-Disclosures Veterans AS
ISOLATION.
Special Notices-Notice to City Court
Jurors; Notice, Savannah Fair Asso-
citation; Ship Notice, j. F. Minis &
Co., Consignees.
Business Notices-Younger's Scotch
Ale, Henry Solomon & Son; Sticken-
gers California Fruits, A. NJ. & C. w.
West. I saghI&k4zs&z
Established 1S70--Ludden g. Bates
Southern Music House.
Auction Sales-Neat Cottage Resi-
Gence, by C. H. Dorset. Auctioneer;
Four Lots and Residence Near Thun-
derbolt, by C. H. Dorset, Auctioneer;
Comfortable Cottage Home, by C. II.
Dorset, Auctioneer; Two Brick Resi-
dences, by Robt. H. Tatem, Auctioneer.
Railroads-Central of Georgia Rail-
way.
To the Stranger Within Our Gates,
Greeting-Isidore Collat.
Georgia State Fair Visitors Are Corr
daily Invited-Gustave Eckstein &
Co.
Amusements-"T Pride Of Jennico''
at Bargain Matinee To-day and Last
Performance Tonight at Theater.
Grape-Nuts Foods-Postum Cereal
Company.
whiskeys-Old Quaker Rye Whiskey;
Murray Hill Club Whiskey.
watches-waltham- Watches.
Visitors-Georgia Supply Company.
Baking Powder-Royal Baking Pow
der.
Medical-Dr. Thacher's Liver and
Blood Syrup; Cascarets; Lydia Pink
ham Vegetable Pills; S. S. s.; Casio
ria; DR.. Hathaway Company; Pyra-
mid Pile Cure; Blood Wine; British
Doctors.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
A Fancy College Crow.

There is a gentleman who is beyond
his school days who is interested in
chickens, says the Albany Journal.
Recently he learned that there was an
institution of learning where a course
of instruction was given in chicken
ology and duckology, or in those
branches designated by scientific
names. The fowl fancier thought the
matter over-was he too old? He de-
cided to consult his friends.
81 don't mind the schoolroom," he
said with a frown. but it is the
thought of the other class meetings.
Just as like as not we will all wear
goose quilts in our hats and have a
college yell something like this
Quack, quack, quack! Cock doodle
dol Roasters, broilers, 1907"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-11-05
THE BRITISH MEDICAL INSTITUTE
Has Been Success from the Star.
Its Office at IL York Street, IVES,
Is Crowded Daily.

A staff of eminent physicians and
surgeons from the British Medical In
stitute have, at the urgent solicitation
of large number of patients under
their care in this country, established
permanent branch of the Institute i'm
this city at No. Is York ST., west in
Henderson Building Rooms l, 2, 3. 4
Opp. Post Office.
These eminent gentlemen have de-
c!ded to give their services entirely free
for three months (medicines excepted)
to all invalids who call upon them for
treatment between now and Nov. g.
These services consist not only of con-
sultation, examination, and advice. but
also of all minor surgical operations.
The object in pursuing this course
is to become rapidly and personally
acquainted with the sick and afflicted
and under no conditions will any
charge whatever be made for any ser
vices rendered for three months, to
all who call before November 8.
The doctors treat all forms of dis
ease and deformities, and guarantee
a cure in every case they undertake
At the first interview thorough ex-
animation is made. and, II incurable,
you are frankly and kindly told so
also advised against spending your
money for useless treatment
Male and female weakness, catarrh
and catarrhal deafness, also rupture,
goitre, cancer, all skin diseases, and
all diseases of the rectum, are positive
ly cured by their new treatment.
The chief associate surgeon of the
Institute, is in personal charge.
Office hours from 8 a. M, till D. m.
No Sunday hours.
SPECIAL NOTICE-If you cannot
call. send stamp for question blank for
home treatment