The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-11-14
RUM-1NAT1oNs.

The foot ball has given way to the
snow ball. !:
Pugilists have great liking for the
punch bowl. H.. 49,. p. -:
A thief goes to prison, while an en-
bezzler is looked upon as hero. il.
The sugar trust is after the sugar
beet man. He will prove hard fellow.
to beat, however. ! y. 49,.
Duluth is: going to build more cold
storage. What a foolish expenditure
of money in that zone.
King Edward is said to be troubled
with S'papillomatous growths on the
left vocal chord.' We understand. B..
A Chicago operator is working up a
corner on May oats. He is going
against the grain of other operators.
London had a fog last week that tied
up all traffic. That's nothing. They
have them at Duluth that tie up clothes
lines.
President Roosevelt has turned out
the gas in Delaware and Addicks is
now in total darkness, politically
speaking.
A South Dakota man 81 years of age
has taken unto himself a wife. The
bride evidently thought she would take
age before beauty.
;. The State convention of butter and
cheese makers will meet at St. Cloud
next week. Ole will not have creden-
tials at this gathering.
There is an unprecedented demand
for notes of small denominations at the
present time. The "Buffaloes'' must
be doing a big business.
The commercial club of MINNEAPOLIS
has elected man named Paul as pres
ident. The capital city papers say he
is no saint Nor is he Minnie.
In a railroad wreck in Illinois last
week a tramp lost a wooden leg which
was blown off. He intends to gather
up the pieces and sell them for tooth
picks.
The rural mail carriers are going to
form an organization and then there
will be no letter in the box by the road
side unless a piece of pumpkin pie is
there.
Wait until that Chinese exclusion
act is thing of the past and Jim Hill
will not need to carry wheat to the
celestial empire, as our yellow brother
will eat his American breadstuffs right
here at home.
Women in Pottsville, Pa, must all
wear short dresses, per order of the
local board of health. Up in POTTS.
town on our own hunting ground,
women wear whatever they please and
the Indian ditto.
Mark Twain recommends watermel-
ons for dysentery, and says that if one
dose is not enough then try two, and in
extreme cases try three. Does Mark
mean that this will prove a valid trans
fer to the land of somewhere, somehow
and some time?
Ii Hung Chang, the Chinese states
man who died last week, was great
man, but it is said that he did not use
his legs enough and that they became
dwarfed and too small to sustain the
weight of his big body. Ii should
have lived next door to a big bull dog
which might have conduced considera-
bly, to his decentralization.
An anxious reader writes his family
paper to find out whether the story of
the creation of woman from one of
Adams ribs was so or not The quiz
editor of his family journal says: IF,
according to the law prevailing in the
structure of man, we deduct from the
respective length of the male chest
one unit of his fundamental measure:
ment, which is exactly the average
breadth of a rib, or, which amounts to
the same, one rib, we construct the
most perfect form of woman at every
stage of her life. For the same geomet-
rical system by mathematical neces-
sity at once yields the correspondingly
altered dimensional proportions of the
various parts of the body, which are
characteristic of woman" 49, 49, -.