Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-03-28
liCMEc?UN PHILOSOPHY,

vtOMcSTON Ft1t-OSOFHVs
Observations on Com m on place Things
by the Atchi~om Globe Man.
A new girls popularity is as short
lived as that of bride.
Marriage is good deal like gam
bling: everybody who plays. loses.
A genuine whist crank prefers a
whist game without prizes or refresh
ments.
When n married couple do not get
along it is a sign that they never paid
the preacher.
SO many are going to the devil as to
cause some wonder If he has new ill.,
vitatiOns out.
Don't abuse the men: abuse nature.
1t was intended that men should be
the jays that they are.
When 1t rains on n reception, the
women who are not invited feel that
the Lord is OH their side.
1t is the polite thing to say of girl
whose hair Is rough that she dresses 1t
In the chrysanthemum style.
Doesn't man have to work hard
enough with his head all day without
sitting up late to play whist?
People are always willing to hear a
local elocutionist for the first time
that they may make comparisons.
Every one who visits a great deal, is
a gossip. This can be set down as Il
rule. and everyone measured by it.
When a pretty girl comes to town.
the town girls say, Yes. she Is awful
ly nice, but-"and then roast her for an
hour.
What soft snap teachers Of geogra-
ply and history must have had before
America was discoverer, and her wars
had been fought.
A woman doesn't put the photo
graphs of the friends she likes best on
the mantel, but those that take the
prettiest pictures.
Some people have reputation of be-
ing great whist players because they
playing the game.
Always remember that If man
knows where you can make dollar,
he will not tell you about it: he will
90 after it himself.
More than half of the men who make
money, lose it in middle life, by invest
ing in schemes. Only one scheme in
fifty pays expenses.
1t Is easy for woman to be original
simply by not claiming when some
thing happens to her that she dreamed
1t was going to happen.
If people use all the new tangled
bread and butter plates, knife rests.
etc, which are the craze now, there
will not be room on the table for a
man to put his elbows.
Every day the telegraph relates how
some old husband was poisoned by his
young wife, and every day old men
continue to get in front of the engine
by falling in love with young girls.
use your own Judgment" an agent
said to a man he was trying to work.
II have no confidence In my own judg
ment," the man replied. II have tried
using my own judgment. and it failed
me-"
1t is related that an Atchison man
murmured II see angels" when on his
death bed recently. and that his wife,
who was attending him, said through
her tears that it was the first compli
ment he had paid her since they were
married.
No visitors are welcome in any place
Of business except OH rainy days. a
business man may not say much when
visitors come in when he Is busy, but
neither does woman say anything
when n caller drops in and stays till
the dish water is cold.
The young men are crOwding new
pretty girl so hard she doesn't get time
to eat on Sunday. However, she will
have opportunity to eat three full
meals day. and sleep between times
without interruption in few weeks.
The young men are very tickle.
In one particular no stove does what
is advertised for it. Pictures of new
stove always represents woman with
Il white apOrn on and her hair curled
the picture Of neatness, engaged in
cooking the meal. AS we said before.
no stove does all that is advertised