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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30
The Old Door Opener.

ever since 1862" writes a cores
pondent of the Chicago Tribune
Captain A. d. Loeffler has opened the
door for every public man and for
every applicant for Office who has
called on the president at the white
house. All these years he has stood
guard at the little door which opens
into the presidents room, and he is
said to know by sight more prominent
people of the last thirty years than
any other living man. Captain
Loeffier served during the civil war
in the cavalry branch of the service
and has always been on the pay roll
Of the war department. The other
day he was placed on the retired list
of the army, but he will still hold his
place at the door. He opened the
door for Garfield, Hayes and Mckinley
when each of the three was in turn
congressman from Ohio. He
opened the door later when each OF
them was president and others came
to pay calls"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30

that started the water motor that di1
the pumping, and everything was
ready.
Then, seated coiled on the stool.
ne began to press the keys with his
head, and, of course, produced the
corresponding notes on the instrl,-
ment. Sometimes to vary this he
would jump bodily upon the bank If
Keys and wiggle along, producing a
most weird and curious tumble Of
sounds. AS he proceeded he became
more and more excited and violens.
and the other snakes danced and
wrlthed around until | could imagine
that 1t must be to have delirium
tremens. | was so interested that |
let them go on for a full hour, when
suddenly making a noise they all
scurried away, I pretended to the
members of the congregation that I
mad not found out what it was and
tnus was enabled to enjoy this novel
spectacle ON several succeeding even
ings' When I finally told them no
one would believe me, and | think thar
u was partly on this account that
soon after lest my place. However,
py placing a lock on the organ and
stopping up all holes by which the
snakes could enter the church | put
an end to the nocturnal concerts. and
the people were satisfied that the
ghosts, or whatever it was, had ceased
10 walk. After such an experience |
nobody can convince me that snakes
40 not nave love OF music and a
taste for it."-Pittsburg Times.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30
In Old Kentucky.

Louisville, Ky, April 4.-Genera
Castleman and General Forester to
day engaged in street fight will
their fist and each was knocked
| down.
Great Caesar! has it come to pass
That old Kentucky's sons
Hereafter will engage in fights
] With fists instead of guns?
Is this to indicate that they,
In any future spats,
Do not propose to shoot their friends
But punch them in the Stats?
Are we to understand from this,
Though not directly said,
They will not shot them full of holes.
But break their face instead?
Is it to be the pistol crack
No longer shall exist,
And in its stead that we must hear
The dull thud of the fist?
Is 1t to be that honor's wounds,
Which erstwhile bloody sands
Alone could heal, will now be healed
BY laying on of hands?
Are friends to slug each other in
The neck when they are hot.
When It Is SC much more refined
To do it with shot?
Alas! 1t never more can be
AS we have known it once.
Before they laid down arms and took
Up fists to do their stunts.
The gun that once through Old
Kaintuck
Enlivened every row,
Beneath the rule of fisticuffs
is worse than useless now.
AN stay the hand of changing time.
And soothe the soul perplexed-
Ii this goes on, Kentuckians will
Be drinking water next.
w. j. L., in New York Sun.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30
WHY WOMEN DON'T GET RICH.
Most of Them Prefer Spending Money
to Saving II.

most OF Them Prefer Spending None,
to Saving 1t.
Nearly every woman wants to be
rich, but she has vague ideas of how
she should go about making money
she reads in some newspaper about
some woman who has been successful
IN stock operations, and the first
spare cash she gets she invests in
stock with some curbstone broker.
Nlnety-nine times out of every hun.
dred she loses her savings. Then
she's discouraged, and believes that
It's not possible for women to make
| money. She resigns herself to keen.
ing house for the rest of her life. and
her career as a capitalist is ended
Thls woman went about her task in
the wrong way, and so does nearly
every other woman who starts out to
become rich. Those men who saw
that not one woman in ten has the
money-making instinct are very near.
~ right. Women like to spend money
but they don't know how to make it.
II they could become rich in a day. or
month, all would try but they can
never make up their minds to work
years to accumulate fortune. as men
do. Women would much rather spend
than earn.
And, because women spend so much,
they are hardly ever in the field for
investing when the chance comes
along. No person can invest unless
ne has the wherewithal. Most great
fortunes have been started by men
VINO saved and saved and saved. and
hnaily had a few hundred or a few
thousand dollars TO invest whenever
tne opportunity should come. There
are many women VINO earn good sal.
aries, and who might lay by few hun,
dred dollars year, If they were SO
But that is not the way of
women. They spend every cent they
make, and in most cases have their
monthly salary all spent before it's in
their hands. AS long as women won't
save, were not likely to have many
women millionaires in this country.
Sometimes there's a woman who
really wants to increase her fortune,
but she soon realizes that conditions
are against her. A woman hasn't as |
many chances for making money as |
men have. She isn't around men. |
as a rule, and she doesn't hear of the |
opportunities for investment which |
are talked of, day by day in Wall |
street and other financial centers.
She wants to buy stocks; she haa
saved up a few hundreds TO invest
but she doesn't know how to go about
It. Most women are afraid to venture
INTO the regions where man reigns
supreme. This is a foolish timidity,
-or woman can get along as well as
man in any office, if she only con.
lucts herself properly and looks out
or herself. | am able to manage my
lhairs better than any man could
manage them; and what man has done
woman can do. If had let other
PEOPLE do my business for me. / most
likely wouldn't have had any business
o do now, and IT is the duty of every
| believe, to learn to take
are of her own business affairs
irs. Hetty Green in May Success.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30
SATISFIED HIM.

OAIISFIED HIM.
Bliiy-Miss Shygirl is beauty, isn't she
Edlth-1es; but beauty is only skin deep, YOU know.
Bllly-Well, | guess that's deep enough for me.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30
LOSS THROUGH EMIGRATION
Nearly Fl'ty T'oue1nd Persons Ief.
lrela ] In 1900

irish On grafton is still on the t,,.
crease, the o.ncial figures for 10 =
year, winch were recently issued
showing the total to be 3,347 in exec -
OF the number recorded In 1899 or
tne H,lo7 who left Erin in 1900 ~
seek better fortunes elsewhere all
put oo 1919 were natives Of the eountrv
1o,z9o being men and over 90 900 nm.
tiiariied women and girls. The Irish
, Doln emlgrants exceeded the previous
years total by over 1000 the non.
natlve emigrants falling off by 7Oa
London Express.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30

her recruit in spirit from this min
ute She's got the right end of it."
The young man has tackled the pic
ture right over his mantel and taken
the pledge, and every time he feels
tempted to go out and incarnadine the
town he says that he's going to look
at the photograph. -Washington Post.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30

lmpressionist Artist-T paint
things as see them"
Farmer Wayback (kindly)-"Do ye,
naowl Don't ye think that mebbe
some liver medicine would do you
some good?'-Somerville Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-05-30

Meyer was one of the first to take up
the wheel and still rides with her chill
dren. With all her society claims, she
is an unusually devoted mother, and d
sensible one too.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
WHAT IT ALL C(STS.

Extract from speech by Senator
Teller in the U. S. senate Jan. 81, 1901
"Mr President, know exactly how
useless it is TO talk upon this subject.
know that these are perilous times.
believe that we are occupying very
critical period in our history. l do not
myself give up. l do no, believe the
American people are going TO continue
to dominate people who DO no. want to
be dominated by US. | believe cur duty
requires US in some way to compose the
difficulties existing there; and if it can
not be done, if that is an impossibility,
then there is not any other thing for Us
to do on the face of the earth except 10
retire from that country and let those
people take care of themselves.
"Can We afford to maintain an army
there of $1,000 men, with relay OF Co..
900 here, for you can not keep an army
there for more than year in justice to
the army, and if you must have $4,000
men there, and Macarthur says Toe, 900.
you must have 6o.ooo men here to take
their place when they come back. So
you have an army of 10000 men and
an abnormal expenditure in tie neigh
borhood of 500. 100000, adding to the
public debt, adding to the burden of the
people, and for what? For glory only;
certainly rot for profit. To US. the great
est nation of the world, with the greatest
record of any nation that ever lived
under the sun, can there be any credi,
or glory that we are able to dominate and
control the brown men Of the Pacific sea
against their will? No; there is no glory
to come to us from this war"
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
THE SMILE AROUND.

Hot ones from the Washington Post
A Massachusetts, COW has been butch
cred which had clock in her stomach
Omaha Bee.
But this does not justify the bu.chsry
of rhetoric by the Omaha Bee.
OF course, Mr. Bryan will not so far
forget himself as to place the dollar be
fore the subscriber.
The Hon. Pat Grove is about the only
prominent citizen of Nebraska who is
not being voted for in the senatorial con
test.
We infer from the pictures of Mr. Ma
ton that Mrs Nation wears the family
whiskers.
The report that General Miles design
ed his own golf. suit is but another Of
those jealous productions.
The agricultural department has is
sued handsome and interesting
brochure on the goat. L, is out in good
time for the back bee, season.
Before We send Gen. Miles to the
coronation" declares the timid Cleve.
land Plain Dealer, "the British officials
must guarantee that there will be no fog
on that day" NONSENSE! Likewise,
rubbish! Gen. Miles would penetrate
fog like a double geared search. light.
In fact, an able bodied fog on coronation
day would give Gen. Miles an oppor.
t1ni.y for an exclusive. ard make Ed
ward VII look like Aickering suburban
kerosene street lamp.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
His Life Was Saved.

Mr.. J. Z. Lilly. prominent citizen OF
Hannibal, Mo. lately had a wonderful
deliverance from fr:ghtfu! death. In
telling Of i, he says: II was taken With
typhoid fever, that ran into pneumonia.
My lungs became hardened. l was SO
weak couldn't even sit up in bed. Moth.
ing helped me. expected to soon die
of consumption, when l heard of DR..
Kings New Discovery. One bottle gave
grea, rcliet continued to use it, and
now am well and strong. ! can't say too
much in its prais.." This marvellous
medicine is the surest and quickest cure
in the world fer all Throat and Lung
Trouble. Regular sizes 50 cents and
SI,oo Trial bottles free at SneameI's
drug store; every bottle guaranteed.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
A SPECIAL SALE.

Special Opportunities For Week Only
For the Ola Reliable.
A remnant sale was opened on Mon
day February 4th by ]. L. Rachofsky,
inclusive OF his immense stock Of car.
pets, dress goods, flnnels, etc. This
sale includes the odds and ends Of our
immense stock and m cans that our pur.
chasers can control the price. All goods
in cur line Of dry goods are offered in this
special sale. which lasts for one week
only, are offered at special rates to en-
abl: US 20 clear the decks and get ready
for the spring trade. We offer genuine
bargains for this sale and invite our old
friends and patrons 10 avail themselves
CT this special opportunity. Everything
goes at our customers prices for this
special sale.
IL RAcHOFSKY
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
THE DOCTORS AGREE.

Two Physicians Both Asr,e on this New
Scientific Dandrun TrostMent
DR.. ]. M. Powell of Spokane. Wash,
says: "Herpicide has given good salts
faction in my family for dandruff." g.
DR.. w. G. Alban of Walla Walla,
Wash, says: Il find Herpicide all thai,
is claimed fer it as dandruf cure.
shall prescribe it," DandEuff is a germ
disease and you can't cure it unless you
KILL the dandruff germ; and you can't do
that unless you use Newbro's Heripcide,
the only preparation in the world that
destroys the parasites. A delightful hair
dressing; allays itching Instantly; makes
hair glossy and soft as silk. 1t is sure
dandruff destroyer.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

CUT THE EXPENSES.

We are not Of the opinion that the state
can legislate itself rich by abolishing a
lot OF elerkships in the several state Of.
fees and combining several quit: per-
func,ory Offices under one head. but 1t
wouldn't be bad idea for the legislature
to consider the subject. Salaries paid
the deputy secretary of state, deputy
treasurer and deputy auditor are ridicu-
lousy high and the boiler inspector oc
ours to us to be man calculated by the
size Of his salary to own his own boiler
mandatory in time. These positions
would be we'll paid at $1,000 apiece and
$4,000 year is worth saving. A dozen
clerks could be dispensed with, which
would make further saving of $4,000
to $4,000 year, and the mining bureau
is ridieulously expensive affair.
Cut, brothers. cut with care,
Cut and you will be populalre,
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Recent experiments show that ali
classes Ct foods may be completely
digesled by preparation called Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, which absolutely di.
gests what YOU cat. As it is the onl,
combination OF all the natural digestan,s
ever devised the demand for it has be.
come enormous. I, has never failed to
cure the very worst cases Of indigrst on
and it always gives instant reliei.
Gilbert Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
Question Answc,ed.

Yes, August Flower still has the larg
est sale Of any medicine in the civilized
world. Your mothers and grandmothers
never thought Of using anything else for
Indigestion or Biliousness. DA1ors were
scarce, and they seldom heard Of APP
pendicitis, Nervous Prostration or Heart
failure, etc. They used August Flower
to clean outthe system and stop ferment
alton of undigested food. regulate the
action OF the liver. stimulate the nervous
and organic action Of the system, and
hat is all they took when feeling dull
and bad with headaches and other aches.
Yol only need few doses of Green's
August Flower. in liquid foim. 10 make
you satisfied there is nothing serious
the matter with you. For sale at
Streamer's drug store.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Fer the weakness and pros,ration fol-
lowing grippe there is nothing so promp,
and elective as One Minute Cough Cure
This preparation is higly endorsed as an
unfailirg remedy for all throat and lung
troubles and its early use prevents Con
sumption. 1t was made to cure quickly.
Gilbert Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
WANTED-At the dressmaking and
millinery parlors Of Mrs M. ]. Epson at
once an apprentice girl to learn the trade
For RENT-As room furnished house.
Enquire at 1906 Walnut street. Oft

WANTED-Everybody in Boulder
county to know there is an absolutely
free reading loom in Boulder. No. 1896
Spruce street, Willard block.
Reading, rest, quiet and information
free to all. Back numbsrs of papers and
magazines loaned or given away while
they last. No pass work, no dues. Alb
soiute American Democracy and popu-
lar education for the millions. Sunday
afternoons standing room only.
A GRATEFUL VISITOR.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
Enete Urbanitea.

Mr.. Havseed-Weli, them city fellers
beats me. They wear carriers.
Mrs. Hayseed-Sakes alive! What
fer?
Mr.. Hayseed-T' keep their socks
from fallin' down over their shoes. l
s'pose they air too lazy I wash their
lers.-N. Y Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Senator Frye of Maine advocates re
pudiation of the Cuban debt of 500,
100000. The bonds are owned for the
most part in France and Spain ard be
predicts that, once sovereignty is declar
ed for Cuba, these nations will try to
collect the debt by force and Cuba is
unable to pay. The United States is in
for pretty mess of trouble because Of
her worldwide policy and wars she
wages to free some people and to en-
slave certain others. That we must pro.
tect Cuba, no matter what powers assail
her, is contended for on both sides of the
chamber.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
HEADACHE CAUSES.

Headache is usually caused by living
in poorly ventilated rooms, overindulg-
ence in food or drink, insufficient exer.
else. mental Strain, excitement or mala
ria. K'ause's Headache Capsules
quickly curss the mos. severe cases, and
leaves the head clear and cool. Price
25c Sold by S:reamer's Drug Store.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Twelve years ago the nation was
shocked by the fac. that one congress
had appropriated nearly.a billion dollars.
Nov nearly a billion is called tor by the
appropriation committee OF this session
alone, and each congress has two sessions.
1.-THE billion dollar congress" cost the
Republican party its lease of power
there. It's billion dollar sessions may
show that history has again repeated
itself. although the people are slow in
times of prosperity. TO rebuke their party
for any extravaganza. The American
people seem sometimes to fairly gloat
over the bigness Of their expense bills.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
CalifoPniA-0 9

Effective Tuesday, Feb. lab, and
each Tuesday thereafter during Febrr-
AIRY. March and April. second class set.
tiers rate of sac is authorized from
Boulder to California points 10 which the
regular normal second class rate OF s35
applies. Choice OF routes.
T E.GILLER, Agent.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
NOTICE. OF SALE.
!. L. RACHoFSKY.

Notice is hereby given that lhave sold
my stock and tailoring business on 18th
street, Boulder. Colo.. 10 MIR Elias Cor.
don. who is now in possession, Mr. Cor
don will receive all money due in such
business and pay all debts OF the con
Germ from this date. February 4.h. 1921
a6: CHARLES H. COOLING.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
FOR THE LADIES.

Having recovered from my severe
illness, am now prepared at 223I lo.h
street, between Pine and Hill, TO do all
kinds of dress making again. Mrs
Mary +. Huffman.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
For the Eiks' Fair.

To be held in Denver heb. 18th to I9.b
the Colorado & Southern will sell tickets
to Denver and return at one fare for the
round trip, selling dates Feb - b. lob
and Io'h, tickets limited to three days
from date of sale.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Reports show 4 greatly increased
death rate fIom ,h:oa, and lung troubles
due to the prevalence. Of Group. pneu.
monia and grippe. We advise the use
Of One Minute Cough Cure in all CT these
diff ulues. l, is the onl, harmless r. m
edy that gives immediate results. Chi.
dren like it. Gilbert Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
All Loyal EIks

Will attend the state fair and bazaar
given by their order in Denver Feb. 18Th
to Io.h. To help you do this the Colo
RADIO & Southern will sell tickets on Feb.
18th, 10Th and 10Th at one fare for the
round trip, limited to three days for re-
turn trip.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
rncle il dead,


Mrs. Wiggles-Mrs. Rachel played
whist with us this afternoon.
Mr.. Wiggles-Is that so? What score
did she make?
Mrs. Wiggles-Three hundred ano
eighty words minute.-Somervliie
Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
Tor i, is a eading question. Listen to Us.
In the first place, be sure it is not Sun
day, then walk straight-way to Garba.
rinos.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Fersens who can not take ordinary
pills find it a pleasure to take De Wits
Little Early Risers. They are the best
little liver pills ever made. Gilb-r,
Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

There is always danger in using
coun.erieits Of De Wits Witch Hszsl
Salve. The original is safe and Ger
tain cure for pills., I,i= sNo'ii,g aud
healing save ser soies and all skin dis.
eases. Gilbert Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Every dly some man Or men drop in
to order Bryan's "Co nmoner" with either
the Camera O. Tribune. Every Demo.
crat needs these papers in his business
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
Free AdmittaDco

Will De granted to the Elks' state fair
and bazaar to be held in Denver Feb.
I2!h to 10Th to holders of tickets issued
by the Colorado & Southern on Feb.
Ugh. 10Th and 10Th. on which dates a
one fare rate has been authorized to Den.
YER and return.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
GOOD THING, PUSH IT.

Every citizen is interested In the re.
organization Of the street railway com.
p1ny. The Chautauqaa Assembly. in
which Boulder is vitality interested. is
rapidly approaching. There should be
no question about transportation to the
grounds. The parties who have invest.
ed in the enterprise have sacrificed time
and money and are ready TO continue to
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Apoweiful engine cannot be run with
weak boiler, and we can't keepup the
strain of an active life with a weak
stomach; neither can we stop the human
machine to make repairs. If the
stomach cannot digest enough food to
keep the body strong, such preparation
as Kodol Dyspepsia Cure should be used
1t digests what you eat and it simply
can't help but do you good. Gllber,
Bros.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
v. BUrscH, L. c. PADDOCK
ptslas d DdJ eEsau md Weekly Tribune

THRMs-Isc. pc. week; soc. Per month
By carrier. $500 per year when paid IN
advance.
Advertising Rates upon application.
Entered at the Postofice at Boulder
Colorado, as second-class matter.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08
To tho Deaf.

A RIGA lady, cured of her deafness and
noises in the head by DR.. Nicholson's
Artificial Ear Drums, gave $4,000 to his
institute, so that deaf people unable to
procure the Ear Drums, may have them
free. Address No. 843 c The Nicholson
Institute, $50 Eighth Avenue New York
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1901-02-08

Washington is shocked because
Senator Sullivan of Mississippi SO tar
forgot himself the other day as to slap a
young woman, formerly his type writer.
who is suing him for breach of promise.
Senator Sullivan comes from a section of
the county which was wont TO- parade
the chivalry of its men.