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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
The polite younp Man

"Yes." said the naughty young
woman who was Colonial Dame as
well as a Daughter of the Revolu-
ton, my grcat-great-grandsire fell
at Bunker HE'LL"
ice or banana skin?" inquired the
polite young man from Milwaukee,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Handy to Have Around.

She-You won't object to having
my dear mamma live with us after
we are married, will you?
He "a young physician)-Not at all.
In fact, she'll be most welcome.
''I'm so glad you feel that way"
eyes; you see, she is always ailing,
and really need somebody to expert
ment on."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Preliminarv announcement.

Mallory-After we are married,
Marie, you must never hesitate to ask
me when you want money.
Marie-No, indeed, Mallory; and I
hope that you will never hesitate about
giving it to me,-Brook Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
What 1t 1. That Comes,

DO you believe that all things come
to him who waits?"
NO." answered the hustler, decisive
~. Pretty nearly everything that a
man doesn't want comes to him who
waits, but the things worth having
come to him who gets up and humps
himself" -Chicago Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Force of Habit.

"Have you no regret?" we asked of
the druggist who had served arsenic
instead of quinine.
NO." he replied, ''but have some
thing just as good.'
However, he we'll knew that we ex-
pected him to say this, else why
would we have written the first ques-
tion?-Baltimore American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Not Genuine.

She (watching the steerage passengers)
See those two German girls What love.
ly hair they have. Now, that's what !
call real golden hair.
He-Nonsense. Can't you see it's plat
ed?-Philadelphia Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Astute Alice.

There was young lady named Alice
She lived down in Texas, near Dalice.
She married an earl,
Did this clever young gearl
And now she is boss of his palice.
Baltimore American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Gets Another Chance.

Angry Patron-Look here. This steak is
SO tough that haven't been able to bite it
yet, and want a rebate for it,
Head Ma,seVery sorry sll put 40
might try rebite, however.-Baltimor
American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Once Again.

Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
I'm going milking, SIR she said.
MAY l go long?" he asked of her.
There's one calf there already, SIR"
Chicago Daily News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Salt of the Earth,

One advantage had old man Lot
In this world of trouble and strife;
When in after years he got fresh
He could go home and lick his wife.
Chicago Daily News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
The Casual ob.eryer.

This old world has some curious ways.
You watch with eager eye,
AND don't know If YOU ought to laugh
Or if you ought to cry.
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19

Irene-O, well. don't really care
for them. If l can have all the
chalk and all the slate pencils want
I don't care if 1 never see pickle
Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Couldn't BE Done,

Lady Tin dress with long train)-I
wish my portrait taken.
Photographer - Take this seat,
madam.
ooh, but I want it full length"
Hum! Very sorry, madam, but my
panoramic camera is out of order
n. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19

Friend-Why, Elvira, what's the
matter?
Elvira-oh, I don't know, only I'm
worried to death. I've had the same
girl six weeks, and she doesn't talk
about leaving yet.
"She doesn't??"
mo; not word. She must be in
love with my husband.''-N. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
judging.

Oh, 1 despise the fool who thinks
That only money makes the man
And yet how pleasant it would be
If men had cause for judging me
Upon that foolish plan.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
A. 1t seemed to bridget.

Mrs. Frills-Now that I have en-
gagged you, Bridget, I am going to be-
gin right away to give you little
training in the art of waiting on
guests. You see, my daughter is COM
ing out next month
get-Indade, mum! An how
long was she sint up Richmond
Dispatch.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
Her Real Preferences.

Mabel-Here's a writer on health
who says we mustn't eat pickles at
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19

But don't need ONE
80, yes, you do. l ordered one for
myself to-day."-Heitere Welt.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19
why She Liked Them

After three-year-old Frances little
guests had departed, her mamma
asked:
Frances, do you like little girls to
visit you?"
"Yes'm; 1 like little children to
come unto me, for of such is the
kingdom of Heaven. Harlem Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19

Miss White-Is that charming Mrs.
Gray unmarried?
Miss Blacll-Yes. She was unmar-
ried for the third time last week.
Chicago Daily News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-11-19

"How much did yer pay for the
watch, Bill"
"Six bloomin' months."-The King.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
Iel,,t3,n uere. !. !.

Day before yesterday was Ash N tdnes-
day, the beginning of Lent. The day
takes Its name from a custom introduced
by Gregory the Great, WHO sprinkled
ashes on the heads Of penitents. The
Episcopal and Catholic churches observe
the Lunten season with strlctness, and
more no with the coming Of the years.
Easter Sunday falls on April 7sthis year.
The feast days The church that are
more or less observed all over the world
nre Shroys Sunday, February II, Sunday
preceding Shroye Monday and Tuesday,
two days In which confessions are made
and preparations are made for Lent. In
many countries carnivals are held on
shroYe Tuesday and certain kind Of
pancake Is eateL. hence the day before
Ash Wednesdayis Is often called pancake
Tuesday.
The first Sunday In Lent ia February
"a, and the next feast day Is St. Patrick's
day, March IL. Msrch % Is Annuncia.
Itlon day, Palm Sunday comes on March
% and Good Fritay falls on April s
During The Lentsn season, are services
nearly every day aRd hour 10 the Cath.
olic churches aud In the Episcopal
church there are many especial services.
A's . r. i
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
Fountain syringes, hot water bags
atOmizers. stationery and school supplies
al Reynolds & HaswelI's.
Quality and no. quantity makes De.
Wits Little Early Rlsers such valuable
little liver pills. r. E. Miller.
willow Lake.

y
The U. N. T. s. met Saturday evening.
Minnie Josephson spent Sunday at
home.
Henry Hemphill went to White Lake
Saturday.
A number from here attended tho play
Saturday evening.
Jay and Veda Morris visited at the
Perkins home last week.
# Miss Amanda Tritle attended teachers
meeting Saturday afternoon.
Eustace Ward aud Mary Panlson yis-
tied at Maritn Hemphilrs Sunday.
James Ward is assisting =, Hussman. i.
+ Tom Weiss visited with the Small
brothers Sunday.
Our boys will soon organize be SO
ball nine.
Mrs. Gertson will move otto her own
farm this spring.
Jay and Miss Veda Morris took in the
play at Kimball Saturday.
There was a basket social in the Tenn
perance Hall Saturday night.
Lawrence Rooney leaves for Pierre to-
morrow morning to visit the legislature.
Henry and Zoe Hemphill attended a
party at the Panlson home Monday night.
The town board meets at the Bunting
schoolhouse next Tuesday for the pur-
pose Of drawing juror. .5s +.
Washington's birthday will be observ-
ed at the Bunting schoolLouse today
with appropriate exercises.
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40 horace wro.e1t.

Will you give the classic quotation
to The effect that Homer nodsp W. I|E
"A. Even the worthy Homer mods
We. the way Horace puts it.stoRx City
Tribune. ss ;9s 3ss.. 3 3sss-s83S
G9od man ti,at In charge Of this de-
5partment Of The Tribune, but he Is liz.
tie careless this time. The correct trans.3
3lation y: Even the worthy Homer
se,seln,es nods.'. 81
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Editor Osbon of the Howard Spirit
comes from fighting stock. and he trans.
mlts it to the generation following him.
His aged.mother, whom he has just laid
away in her last long sleep. was ma
tive Of Ohio, q daughter Of good old Rev
olutionary stock. Both ner; grandfathers
served in the war Of lT76 and her father
fought in the war Of 1912. One Of Mr..
OsDon's sons sleeps In soldiers grave
In q military cemetery at SanFrancisco,
. victim Of the malignant Philippine
disease, while his brother is still there
unfolding che flag.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

The Sioux Falls Argus-L Leader says
that the Hamilton trial has brought ont
evidence that even Minneapolis is not
without its seamY side. The trial has
brought out another thing; tho fidelity
Of newspapermen to a brother in trouble,
Whether Homilton is guilty or innocent,
one cannot help but admire the stead.
fastness with which his contemporaries
on the daily press OF Minneapolis have
stood by him. ..s
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

It is stated positively now that one Of
the Cqdahy kidnappers has been caught.
His name is james Callahan, an old ichum
OF Pat Grove, and who has been in Oma-
ha all the time. Young Cudahy positive
" identifies him as being one OF the men
who captured him and the one that
guarded him In the old house. Two
other men have identified him as being
connected with. buying the horse and
renting the cottsge.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Red6eld has thirty cases OF smallpox
and IL quarantlned. The trains stop 800
feet away from the station and no one Is
allowed to hoard or leave the train.
There are two cases Of the disease In the
family Of the station agent. Some Of
the cases In the town are In The most
malignant form. Huron has several
cases OF the disease also.
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THE CIR 14PHIC.

Establiahed by its present proprietor ana one
lot the oldest newspapers 10 this section.
Notexcelieda as an advertising medium by sny
weekly nsvspaper In South Dakota.
Bead by 5, 900 people every week in ths ,-..,
and q constantly increasing circulation.
Publishes the ofiicisl proceedings sf the Gity
Council and OF the County Commissioners md
is perfect mirror Of local events.
Islively, spicy and independent ard suknosl.
edged by ito contemporaries to be one Of tbss
most widely read and best sditsd nswepapsr in
his state.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

The GRAPHIC PHO regrets TO learn that
John LoDgssan. the popular editor Of the
Hnronite, lis having another hard time 0f
[lt with that pain In his head. Mr.. Long.
stan had an operation performed In Chi
cago last sprinR, at which time l: was
expected and hoped the trouble would
not rrappear. 9ist
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
Ga 9ToRIA.
Bear. tho !, The Kind You Have Always Bpugtt
''s';'''' :; lZsz17zzzszM
The sIother,s Favorite.

Inc MUthcE . = nsVHAsc. $50,
CEamberlain's Cough Remedy is the
mothers favorita. 1t is pleasant and
safe for children to take and always
cures. II is intended especially for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping cough
and iB the best medicine made for these
diseases. There is not the least danger
In giving it to children, for it contains
no opium or other injurious drug, and
NAV be given as confidently to babe as
to an adult. For sale by F. E. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

*. : Il q , Z s- .tt 4
One Of the best known shoe mannfac-
turers Of the United States who started
In business with q small capital now
keeps 10 constant operation his great
shoe factory and 72 retail stores. His
annual sales amount to $50 600 and
are increasing. Asked how he didit he
said: ;.8
The main thing in the line Of success
ts to keep yourself and your goods con.
stantly before the public. This is best
done BY means Of advertising In general,
and particularly BY newspaper advertis-
A dealer VINO cant afford to advertise"
must indeed be a rich man or content
with scant picking.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

President Mckinley says that he Is
going to call special session to consider
the Cuban constitution If they ever get
II over here complete. There is q stick
In the proceedings 80 far. Mckinley
inststs that the constitution should pro,
vide for q practical protectorate BY the
United States and q general overseeing
OF Cuba's foreign policy. -Four coalinR
stations are also demanded. The more
one looks at the Cuban business-the more
one thinks Of the old expression, "cast-
ing pearls before swine"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Ex.Gov. Lee declined the chair he oc-.
cupied as governor presented to him By
joint resolution OF both branches Of the
legislature. He thinks such things es-
tabllsh q bad precedent, in that il slight
gifts are accepted BY state official.
greater ones might follow in time.
That's all rot. There is snch thing as
being too ----- nice.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

The Doland Times Record 10 eighteen
years old, nearly Of which period Len
v. Doty has been pounding away and
getting outa lively paper every week In
the year. May Len and his Times 60 on
forever. s.a3 y 81
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HE CIR PHIC.

lsn Rofk ~ every dssctiiss inn essoutsd mi tks
Az q W and AZ lowest prices. Tho most CON.
elste steam power plant lin tbs county.
Adlyest tisements not accom- panied by instruct.
h iges sill BE- inherited until ordered out and Will
Il ~ charged for accordingly
jS Display adyertissmsntss 80 csnts an inch POI
4 As1tb. single column wide Locsls and 10 at
4 = llns ascordins to Position. s2s
Cosrssponda wanted from all psrts ofths
sosnty laDd from anywhere elss. short commit.
{ ateasa sanns of general interes. always Welcome
seseeonal qaAfrels respectfully declined.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
Good lOllf
Yes, full car load of the ceIe-
brated ABERDEEN JUST received.
Call on US and we will do you
good on the summer supply.
Wagons and Harness

A large stock OF Meyer Bros. strictly
handmade Harness just 10.
The celebrated Moline Plows, rags
Disks, Planters, Listers. Headers, etc.
The Mccormick Mowers. Headers. Bin
ders and Shreders.
II you are going to buy Wagon or
Buggy call on me. We sell both the Coo
per and Mandt goods. They ar % the best
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23


The last time this writer attended q
press banquet at Pierre there were just
three glasses inverted when the b1ug
was drove In. At the banquet there last
month there wasn't thing In sight.
We like that better. Furthermore, Tom
Bishop says In his Salem Special that
one night eleven editors were invited
Into the Locke bar to "takess ething''
and Aine called for lemonade. Again,
he says, q brewer sent the boys SIX cases
OF beer; after 1t had been at their dis
posal three days 1t turned out that Eve
cases and fourteen bottles remained un-
touched. He says IL sounds like pipe
dream, but 1t is the gospel truth.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Teddy Roosevelt has finished his
mountain lion hunt and had abnlly
foosa! 4! time. IL I ~ lsiia twelve SI u the oiR
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

The st. Louis nenloerats have nomi-.
mated . man Tor msyor who bolted Bryan
both times he fsn iSF president.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

WaldrO.
Stella Perkins Is Ill.
N. Tatro visited at the Hitchcock home
Friday.
Roy Perkins is in Buffalo county this
week visiting.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hitchcock visited at Mar.
ion Hemphtll's Thursday.
John Axon is moving onto the Stuver
place near town this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. Perkins entertained
q number OF Buffalo county friends last
Sunday.
The township board of superyi, ors
are notified to meet at schoolhouse No. 2
next Tuesday.
Cora Josephson's school is preparing to
give an entertainment Friday evening,
March l. Everybody invited.
One OF our young men, while return
ing from the play In Kimball Saturday
night, fell out Of the buggy, the wheels
passing oyer one arm. While no serious
injury was sustained, this should be q
warning to other young men when rid
ing with their best girls to not sit too
near the end Of the seat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

THE KIhBALL GRAPHIC
cLATR Z. rINAN.
official P,psrsf III, ciir and COUNTY.

The Waterloo tIows) Tribune man ran
ont OF copy and wrote up yarn about q
midnight visit from Pat Grove, whom
he fed and sheltered and allowed to de-
part unmolested, because Grove. once
saved his life. aud no forth and SO on.
People swallowed the story. hook, bait
aud sinker. including the Associated
Press, while the Omaha World-Hefald
ran : full Sunday page Of IL with scare.
heads foot high. The Tribune did It as
Ajoke, 1t says, with no idea that itwould
be believed. Reminds US Of the big tnr-
tie story told BY The GRAPHIC dozen or
more years ago; and . column special 10
the Sioux City Journal. which tore up
the earth In these parts. 5
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Such little pills as DeWilt's Little
Early Rlsers are very easily taken and
they are wonderfully effective in cleans
Ing the liver and bowels. F. E. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
Wilbulr.

j. II. Wight was home from Pierre
last week.
An elocutionary entertainment was
given in the Wright school house Satur-
day evening.
Ira Dunbar has accepted position
with the Norbeck we'll outfit.
Tie mumps and grippe seem to be all
the rage nowadays.
There was an oyster supper at ]. 2
Bulls Monday night.
Asurprise party at Geo. MuDger's was
we'll attended last week. \.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

Lyon.
John Henzlik left for visit in Iowa
last week.
Hon. John J. Yirsa was home Sunday
from Pierre.
Quite number from this township
took In "Uncle Toms Cabin
John Hinrichs Is laid up with very
sore hand from blood poisoning.
Frank vogus, who has been working
In Iowa nearly i year, is at home again.
George Pauloyicb, Joseph Brechan and
John Brooks drove 10 Chamberlain Mon
day.
Fred Kemp was selling brooms IN
White Lake. Plankinton and Washington
Springs last week. 5.. s.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

When threatened By pneumonia or any
other lung trouble, prompt relief Is nee
sessary, as II. .is dangerous to delay. We
would suggest that One Minute Cough
Cure be taken as ao0n as indications Of
having taken cold are B0tIced. II cures
quickly and its early use prevents con-
sumption. ;. g.. Miller. i
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23

The most soothing, healing and anti
septic application ever devised ls De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. It relieves at
once and cures piles. sores, eczema, ani
skin diseases. Beware OF limitations.
F. =. Miller, druggist. ;s8
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-23
MATSONS BIG STORE

stops the:Cough; Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
q cold in one dav. No cure; no pay
Price only tWeDty-i1ve cents.
Evening journal., 1901-12-26
DEAD IN BURNING STEAMER
Passengers We're Asleep When Fire
Started and Could Not Escape.

Memphis. Tenn, Dec. 26.-The stern
wheel steamer Sun, plying between
this port and Fulton, Tenn. burned to
the waters edge at o'clock yesterday
morning at her moorings at the wharf
on the city front. The boat arrived
from Fulton Tuesday night with Is
passengers, all of whom We're asleep
on board when the fire broke out. OF
these three are known to be lost o.
Ranor and wife. OF Old River, Tenn,
and Mrs. G. NJ Tins, of Richardson
Landing. Ark. were the victims, and
their charred remains have been re-
covered from the wreck The three
months-old child Of Mrs Tins is miss
ing Il IS believed that all the other
persons on board escaped The fire
originated in a pile of seed cotton on
the boiler deck, and probably was
started by a spark from the furnace.
The boat was valued at 10000 and
was about half insured The cargo
was totally destroyed.
Evening journal., 1901-12-26
MAcLAY DISMISSED
President Roosevelt Orders Discharge
Of Schley's Slanderer.


Washington, Dec 26.-By direction
OF President Roosevelt, Secretary Long
discharged Edgar Staunton Maclay
from his position as a skilled laborer
in the Brooklyn navy yard, Mr. Ma
clay having refused to resign when
requested to do so. Mr.. Maclay Is the
author of a naval history, and in it's
last volume he sharply criticised Ad-
miral Schley and denounced him as a
caitin. poltroon and coward.
Secretary Longs dispatch to Rear
Admiral Barker, directing Maclay's
removal. was as follows:
Washington. ID. c., Dec. "a
ITO Rear Admiral A. S. Barker, U. S.
n, Commandant Navy Yard, New
York
"By direction of president, Edgar
S. Maclay is discharged. Notify him.
LONG"
Evening journal., 1901-12-26

signlfed an entire willingness to re-
main at the head of his department
until such time as it may be agreeable
to his successor to take hold. II is
supposed however, that Governor
Shaw will be inducted into his new
office some time in January. II has
been known for two or three days that
Governor Shaw was slated for ap-
pointment to succeed Secretary Gage,
but it was not until yesterday that
the Iowa executive accepted the tender
made to him.
Shaw Declines &c Talk.
Des Moines, Ia, Dec. 26.--GOvernOr
Shaw was seen with regard TO his
appointment as secretary of the Unit
ed States treasury. He declined to
talk at length about the matter mere
ly reiterating that the president had
confdentially asked him by wire II
he would accept the position if it
should be rendered to him. He re.
piled that he would accept but up to
the present time no formal tender of
the position has been made by the
president However. from the tone of
the dispatches from Washington, he
assumed the president will appoint
him. and that TO all intents and pur-
poses the matter has been fully set
tied The governors term as chief
executive of Iowa will not expire until
January 16, when Governor-elect Cum
Minis viii be inaugurated The legis-
lature will convene January 13, and
Governor Shaw will be very busy in
the interim with the preparation OF
his annual message, so that if the ap
pointment by the president shall be
made. Governor Shaw will hardly be
able to take up the duties before Jan
uary 20, and possibly later.