Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1901-09-11

cannot go back on it's political doc Urine, no matter how rotten that may be. Get out of the sepulcher, old man."
 One Tucson kid kills another de- liberately with p. rifle. They were playing rough riders.
 An Ohio man is to supersede Hoey as collector of the port of Nogales. They'll get him soon, too.
 Summonses and notices for the ejectment of settlers from the Boquil- los land grant have been served. The grant includes the towns of Fairbank and Bisbee.
 The war department has completed the apportionment of militia among the different states and territories. Arizona's portion foots up 5,653, or about four regiments.
 Political alarmists are at work on Governor Murphy. In long wind ed bogus dispatch from Phenix, since the departure of the governor for the east, he has been made to resign and left for Washington for that purpose. Governor Murphy, however, tele- graphed to the Los Angeles Times on Monday that that telegram was false, and that he had no intention of leav- ing the territory officially until his term of office had expired.
 Chicago physicians while examin- ing Karl Wambold with the X-ray, discovered that he has two hearts, the right heart is said to perform its functions asproperly as the left heart, against which it presses slightly, and both are as free from disease, appar- ently, as any normal heart. Physi- clans say there has never been a simi- lar case, so far as medical records show.
 The rotten political scalp contin- gent are after Judge Street, the chief justice of the Arizona supreme court. He is invulnerable, and more than that he is honest and pure, or has been since his appointment. His judicial path has been one of honesty and right, and in this section of Ari- zona, on decisions affecting the indus trial welfare of this community, his logical and mtrammeled conduct has been above reproach or suspicion.
 Between five and six hundred thou sand gallons of water is being pump ed from the Chino water pumping plant into the city reservoir, and about the same amount of dust and street excrement is being blown into the eyes of citizens, and distributed over the counters and stock in trade of merchants upon the main business streets in the city, and we would like to suggest to the city council that it would not be out of place to either secure the services of the watering cart, which is at present resting in peace under tree on the other side of Granite creek, to help allay the dust nuisance, or else attach some of the city hose to the hydrants and wet down the streets upon which themain part of the traffic occurs and business is conducted, We certainly have plenty of water on hand to supply all demands of the city and good sur plus over, and the distribution of the extra supply on the dusty streets would make good Christians out of respectable citizens, who are now given to intermittent outbursts of blasphemy.
 It is about time that Phenix papers commenced their annual squealing on Arizona and Statehood"
 Yellow journalism will soon flourish again when the heavy broadsides of the Schley- Sampson controversy get to booming again.
 Southern Arizona papers now refer to him as Governor Stoddard. It makes no difference to Isaac whether he is Prince or Pauper," as he takes just so much anyway. 1 It begins to look now as if Admira Sampson will not be able to at tend the court martial. He will probably be about ten miles away when the firing begins.
 In order to be delicately in touch with the trend of the times, Arizona should bob up with with a first class rape event and consequent roasting bee. But then it's too late now to do the thing up "brown" below the Gila horizon, as the weather is moderating
 The Nogales affairs has again thrown Arizona into national notori- ety. Geronimo should be permitted to hike this way again, for between aboriginal barbarity and white face political deviltry, the former will end some day, while the latter element are up and at it all the time.
 The semi-occasional outbreak of the San Carlos Indians is being in- augurated in the G-string press, as a result of warm tiswin jag these In dians enjoy once in while like their
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