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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
IN A GARDEN.

some Late Paintings and Their Out
cOme-CeIery. Rndishes and Benns.
After the early peas were picked and
the potatoes dug the land on which
they were grown was cleared Of vines,
plowed with a one horse plow and pull
rerized by means Of the narrow tooth
RultivatOr and one horse planker. 1t
was then planted to late crops, as fol
lows: Ouc-half row celery, one and
ene-half rows turnipS. one-haf row
winter radish one-quarter row spinach
and one-quarter row lettSee. This was
on July %. On the same day string
beans were planted in the space pre-
viOusly occupied by the early planting
of the same crop. This half row was
not replowed The old vines were sim
ply hoed off and the ground hoed over.
A few cucumbers for pickles were also
planted in the vacant spaces among
the early cucumbers.
For the celery a furrOw was opened
with the one horse plow, and the plants,
which had been grown in a seed bed,
were set in the bottom of the furrow.
A few days after the plants We're set
q heavy rain washed the dirt into the
furrow and nearly buried them. The
earth had TO be loosened around each
plant by means of a knife. Not many
days later another heavy rain necessi-
tated n repetition of the operation. AS
the celery grew the furrow was gradu-
ally filled up by means Of the cultlyator
and hoe When the plants were about
q foot high, they were handled and
earthed up for blanching. The stalks
Of each plant were drawn close togeth-
er and held with one hand while earth
was packed about the base of the plant
with the other hand. Then earth was
drawn up to the plant with hoe until
only the tops of the leaves were left
exposed Two weeks later it was nee
essary to again bank up the plants,
since they had grown considerably in
that time. 1t was then past the mid
die Of October, and no further banking
was necessary to blanch the stalks.
The spinach and lettuce planted July
% failed to grow. The turnips did well
until about the 1st of September when
the hot weather caused the leaves to
turn yellow at the tips and finally die.
The crop was almost an entire failure.
A few peas planted Aug. IS on the
land previously occupied by early cab
bage made a very dwarf but healthy
growth and produced a small crop ear
ly in October.
OF the late planted vegetables the
celery, winter radshes. beans and Gu
cumbers produced satisfactory crops,
SO that although some Of the crops
failed, the late planting as whole was
not unavoidable
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Lackawanna Limited Oh New Time

LaCkaWaDna Limited On New Time,
The new schedule Of the Lackawanna
Limited the peer in equipment and ser
vice of any passenger train III the east,
makes it vastly more convenient not
only to travellers from New York and
Buffalo but to people all along the
Lackawanna Railroad Instead of reach
ing New York as heretofore at clock
500 o. clock Instead of reaching Buf
falo as heretofore at clock it now
reaches there at 10 0 clock. On the old
arriving time the evening in New York
or Buffalo was practically useless either
for pleasure or business, for the evening
was well along by the time travellers
had reached their homes. By using one
of these useless hours in the trip TO New
York and two of the useless evening
hours in the journey to Buffalo, the
Lackawanna has given to all its patrons
in one case one hour and in the other
case two hours of valuable time during
the busiest hours of the day. To busi-
ness men this means much To ladies
it means less haste in preparing for de-
parture.
The convenience Of these trains is
plainly apparent Leaving New York
at noon the west bound train makes
Stroudsburg at 2:29, Scranton at BAT,
Binghamton at 5:1S, Owego at 5:48, WAY
erly at 6:l0, Elmira at 6:3S, Corning at
659 Bath at 1926 and Mount Morris at
S:33 Leaving Buffalo at II clock in
the forenoon the eastbound train makes
Elmira at 217, Waverly at 2:3S, Owego
at 3;01, Binghamton at 1928, Scranton
at 800 and Stroudsburg at 6:23 Other
local trains run at convenient hours to
these points to make connections with
these fast through trains, giving to all
towns on the line the benefit of the
change in schedules. Train leaving
Danville at 211 p. IN. will connect at
Scranton with the Lackawanna Limited
arriving in New York at $50 p. III.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
S1OO REWARD. 800

The readers OF this paper will be please" To
learn that there is at least one dread' dis
ease that science has been able to cure in all
Is stages and that is Catarrh. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. HallS Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly up
on the blood and mucous surface OF the Sys-
TEN, thereby destroying the foundation Of
the disease and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting
nature In doing the work. The proprietors
have so much faith In its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails TO cure. Send for list Of
Testimonials.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Halls family Pills are the best.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
NOTICE OF INOUISITION.

In THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS. OF
MONTOUR COUNTY NO JUNE
TERN 1901 IN PARTITION.
Theodore DOster and Agnes B. Doster
his Wife, in Right of Said Wife,
Harry Latimere and Elizabeth Lati
mere his Wife, in Right of Said
Wife, Sarah c. Johnston, Mary A.
Johnston, and Samuel Johnston,
Plaintiffs.
VS..
Isaiah Hilkert, William Hilkert, John
Hilkert, Eleanor J. Hilkert, Mary
NJ Hilkert, Richard Moser and Eve
line Moser, his Wife, in Right of
Said Wife, and William Cleveland,
Defendants.
To William Clsvliand,
One Of The Defendants AJoge- Named.
You are hereby duly notified that by Vir-
tue OF the writ OF partition in the above pro-
ceeding to me directed an lnquisitiOn will
he held on the premises therein described
situate in the Third Ward OF the Borough OF
Danville in the County of Montour and State
of Pennsylvania, on Friday, september
Goth, 1901, at eleven o'clock in the fore
noon OF the said day, to ascertain and in
qure, among other things whether the said
premises can be parted and divided without
prejudice to or spelling the whole thereof,
or otherwise to value and appraise the same;
where and when you may attend if you deem
proper.
NJ. BRECKBILL, Sheriff.
WM. J. J.BALDY.
EDWARD SAYRE GEARHART.
Counsel.
Sherlf's Office. Danville, Pa. July 10th,
1901.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Agricultural Brevitiss.

"The queen Of the money makers" Ia
the latest and proud title bestowed BY
the poultry press upon the American
hen. Cotton, corn and wheat are said
to be the only farm staples that ex'
csed her output in value.
Bone Is the thing to use on peach
trees every time, says one grower.
Dig out the peach tree borers and Jar
the curculio.
Tue cause OF foam rising on extract
ed honey is said to be unripe honey.
Minnesota beekeepers in convention
seemed TO favor sweet and alSike clo-
vers as good to SOW for be, pasture,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
VERY ANNOYING.
This hardly expresses what DanVille people
say of it.

This hardly expresses what DanVille people
say of it.
ANY itchiness of the skin is annoying.
Little danger in itching skin diseases,
But they make you miserable.
Doan's Ointment is never failing
cure.
For Piles, Eczema, all itching troubles
Danville citizens endorse it.
Mr.. d. c. Williams, 204 Lower Mul-
berry Street. says: L can highly recon-
mend Doans Ointment. Before using
it | was greatly annoyed with burn
ing and itching rectal trouble. This
led me to become interested on hearing
about Doan 5 Ointment and | procured
it at a drug store and found it satisfact
ory. / did not use the remedy long be
fore was completely cured
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cts.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the u. S.
Remember the name Doan's and take
no substitute.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
RAISING YOUNG FuaseE$Ss
A Few Practical sugEest4ons Fre1s
successfuI Breeder.

The question confronting mostsp1ill-
try raisers at present IS, How oAp |
manage my turkeys so as to reduceths
death rate Of my young fiock| First
of all the breeders must be healthy,
strong. vigorous and well mated birds,
without which you can only expect
weakly poults. l have hatched turkeys
both 10y chicken and turkey hens, and
of course those with the natural moth,
ers grow faster, but prefer the chick
en- hen, as the chicken always comes
home to roOst, and the turkey roosts
wherever night may oyertake her. The
pOuItS are always tanner with chicken
when with the young and is apt to cu1-
tivate the already wild nature In the
young by her shyness and, not having
a certain place TO rOost, Cultiyates bad
habits in the poults. When the poults
are hatched if by turkey and she is not
cross, remove poults as soon as Matched
to give room for Matching eggs, but II
cross let her alone, as she will only
trample and Kill the young. When the
hen is through Matching, give her q
reasonable number only and place her
in a clean coop on high, dry ground and
make a small yard for pOults, so that
they cannot stray away from the moth
er for about three days or until they
learn to follow. Grease the mother hen
on breast and under the wings and
grease the poults on heads TO Kill lice.
If any Five drops Of carbolic acid TO
Il heaping teaSpOonful of grease is sure
death. but care should be exercised not
to be too liberal with the grease, for too
much is also death to the pOults. Al
ways look out for lice on neck, vents
and Quill feathers in wing, using the
above carbolic acid and grease every
two weeks on quill feathers on top OF
wing. A liberal supply here will not
hurt. Remember that nine-tenths OF
the young die from lice and oVerfeed.
Cleanliness is also very essential In
raising. No filth whatever should be
allowed to accumulate.
loulS DOUllS SIloulO lIol bC LEU Ava oS
hours after Matching; then give plenty
of sweet milk in such a manner as
they can wet the beaks merely turkeys
will live and thrive on sweet milk like
kittens) and well cooked corn bread
soaked in sweet milk and squeezed
dry. Mix enough for one meal only,
as turkeys do not want any sour old
feed Milk curd, Oat groat, millet seed
and onion tops are also excellent. Be
careful and not overfeed, as 1t is q
great deal worse than to underfeed.
More turkeys die because they have
too much to eat rather than not
enough When allowed free range.
they will pick up all feed necessary
and therefore only need enough to
make them appreciate home and be
gentle. Avoid all dampness, as IL Is
nearly always fatal. High, dry and
clean quarters, free from lice. with
sunshine for a tonic and not too much
feed will always raise good, healthy
turkeys.-Woodlawn Poultry Yards.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
REDUCED RATES TO CLEVELAND
VIA PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Account G. A. R. Encampment.

On account of the Thirty fifth Annual
Encampment Of the Grand Army Of the
Republic to be held at Cleveland, Ohio,
September 10 to A. inclusive, the Penn
syIvania Railroad Company will sell ex-
cursiou tickets to Cleveland from sta
tions on its line at greatly reduced
rates.
Tickets Will be sold and good going
September to II, inclusive good to
return until September -, inclusive;
but by dispoistingticket with joint agent
at Cleve land prior to noon of Septembt 7
10. and the payment of fifty cents, re-
turn limit may be extended to OctO-
Der s. inclusive.
For specific rates and further infor
nation apply to ticket agents.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Notice,

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing accounts of Guardians and Com
mittees have been filed in my Office and
will be presented to the next Court of
Common Pleas for the County of Mon
tour Sept. Odd. 1901, for confirmation
nisi and if no exceptions are filed there
TO the same will be confirmed absolutely
within four days thereafter.
First and Final account of Peter B..
Moser, Guardian of Jacob Moser late of
Liberty Township, Montour County,
deceased
First and Partial account of Martin
Kelly, Committee of William Saul, of
Borough of Washingtonville, Montour
County,
J. G. MILLER,
Pro thonotary.
Danville, Pa, Aug Goth, 1901.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Over the Phone.

"Hello"
"Hello. Who Is this?"
"Mr. Lloyd Of Riverside. want TO
ask if
"Mr whoW
Lloyd"
Cant make 1t out. Say it again"
"Lloyd-Lloyd."
''Molloy"
"No! Lloyd-just Lloyd"
Gus JOY"
"No, no! Lloyd! Can't you
"Try 1t once more"
Lloyd"
Cant get it."
Double !, o, y, d."
"'Dub lello wydeeT l don't under
stand Kanaka Ring or"
Hangs up phone in disgust. Chicago
Tribune.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

The reign Of Victoria has often been
compared to and contrasted with that Of
Elizabeth, and It Is one OF the curious
condolences Of history, as well as anoth-
er illustration Of the continuity OF life In
England, that each great sovereign at an
interval OF 800 years had for her chief
minister OF state at the close OF her reign
q Robert Cecil, Lord Salisbury.
When Queen Elizabeth had sunk into
Der melancholy stage, refusing food and
sitting up day and night. supported by
pillows on a stool. Burleigh's son ven
tured to tell her she must go TO bed.
"Mustw she cried. ''Is must a word
to be addressed TO prlnces2 Little man.
little man! Thy father, II he had been
alive, burst not have used that word
Thou art SO presumptuous because thou
knowest shall die"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Announcement,

To accommodate those who are par
tial to the use of atomizers i'll applying
liquids into the nasal passages for ca.
turrhol trouJIes, the proprietors prepare
Cream Balm in liquid form, which will
be known as Ely's Liquid Cream Balm.
Price including the spraying tube is rs
cts. Druggists or by mail The liquid
form embodies the medicinal properties
Of the solid preparation. Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed by the membrane
and does not dry up the the secretions
but changes them to a natural and
healthy character. Ely Brothers, So
Warren St, n. Y.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
How To Mnke snet Pnhainn

-Four cups -four, one cup suet chop
ped fine; one cup seedless raisius. one
cup good molasscs. one teaspoon bak-
Ing powder, ore cup Of milk aud salt
and spices to taste. After mixfng in
gradients together put into cups ana
steam for three hours. Fill the cups
three-quarters full This recipe makes
---7m six to eight large cupfuls.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
TIE TyDhpDn.

The typhoon of the orient is an own
sister Of the West India cyclone 1t is
generated in low altitude late in the
summer or early in the autumn at the
western edge Of the Pacific not far
from the Philippines. 1t begins its ca
reer by moving westward, but in time
returns to the coast of China and ia
pan.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
COMFORT FOR CATTLE.


A Big Fly Brush For Cows In the
MidM Pasture.
Relief from the fly torment is just
as necessary to comfort and thrift OF
cattle in summer pasture as are shade,
drink and food. A place where they
may brush off their prosecutors Is cas-
lily provided by utilizing device Illus
trated in American Agriculturist. Ac-
cording to the description given, four
posts are set in q rectangle IL by 8
feet, posts 51a feet high at one end OF
the rectangle and at the other.
Across each end Of the rectangle an
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
DEVICE FOR UNLOADING A HAYRACK.

DEVICE FOR UNLOADING HAYRACK.
running gears of the wagon and far
enough apart the other to hold 10
foot rack.
Top boards are nailed to the posts.
These are pointed at one end and by
driving through between the two pan
els the rack is lifted from the wagon.
being gradually raised as the wagon
passes along.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Jury List for September Term.
GRAND JURORS.

Anthony township-Daniel Albeck.
Cooper township-Peter Cashner. A. J.
Wintersteen: Danville 1st. Ward
George Hendricks, Wesley Holabaugh,
A. Johnston, w. H. Latimere,
William Reed, Thomas w. Reifsnyder.
Danville, 2nd. Ward-William Camp,
Frank w. Fisher, David H. Reed Ed
ward Ritter. Danville, 4th. Ward
Patrick Redding Derry township-J.
B. Pollock. Limestone township-Sam-
uel Muffiey. Mahoning township-Jac-
Oh Becker, Martin Bloom, John Owen,
Fred Smedley. Washingtonville-H
f. Cotner, George Halaron. Valley
township-William Lawrence.
TRAVERSE JURORS.
Anthony township-Jacob Conrad,
Thomas Dennen, J. R. McVickers.
Cooper township-Philip Boyer, Noah
Krum Edward Rishel Derry township
Isaac l.. Acor, jeremiah Diehl w. H.
Dye, NJ. l.. Sheep, Jacob Umstead. Dan
vile, 1st Ward-William G. Bomboy,
John H. Gernet, Charles Kehl, VIM. E.
Limberger, Samuel Lunger, Leo. Metz
ger, Colbert K. Smith. Danville, end
Ward-Jacob Berger, Theodore Hoff-
man, Jr., John A. Hartzell, Charles NJ
Johnson, Paul Lutz, NJ. D. L. Sechler,
d. r. Williams. Danville, 3rd. Ward
John Eisenhart, George Gardner,
George Hoffman, George Heimbach,
John Kilgus, VIM. E. Lunger, Thomas
Murray, George Tilson. Danville, 4th.
Ward-Peter Dietrich, William Jenkins
John Minglin, John Mortimer, William
Miller, Thomas Nevill, John Quigg,
Mahoning township-Lawrence Butler,
James Hendrickson, Jacob H. Rudy,
James E. Rishel, Jacob Reaser, Will
lam Sunday. Mayberry township
Madison Vought. Limestone township
E. F. Ballet, William Durlin, Thorn
as Tuckenbill, Olney McGinnes. Liber-
ty township-Elmer E. Bogart, James
B. BOudman, R. H. Simington. West
Hemlock township-W. B. Moore Val
ley township-James Pursel, Peter c.
Rake Abraham Hendrickson. Wash
gtonville-Thomas Kerswell.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
In AuntDnt Oh. Real Thing.

"Oh, dearw she sighed. II wish 1t
would get to be the fashion to write
letters in dialect"
"WhyW
Then | could reply TO those Boston
cousins OF mine without taking
course In the dictionary every time
Chicago Times Herald.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Hfm MiNfnke,

"How lovers are given TO freaks Of
fancy
whats the case In pointY
Here's a story where a fellow calls
bis girls hair golden, and the accompa-
Aying picture shows it's only plated.
washington Star.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
SHIRT WAISTS !

This is the season for shirt waists, and every
woman ought to know what are the latest
styles and goods for this most necessary art
ice. We will send FREE to any woman who
will send us her name and address and "A 2c.
stamp to pay postage, sample copy Of
''IAkT DE IA MODE the finest fashion
magazine in the world, which gives hnndreds
of different designs, many cOlorgd pla b., and
full information about dress.
Single copies soc. each or $3.50 per year at
all newSdeaiers.
MORSE-BROUGHTON co.,
East Nineteenth street, New Ork
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
In the SOuD.

81 tried to kiss her." young Throggins
confessed afterwaTd, "but she repelled
me with scorn."
THAT shows she has been properly
trained" mOralized the other young man
"She pushes the spoon from her.
20 On Tribune
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

PearI-So Dick gave you lesson in
poker? What hand did you hOldf
RUBY really can't remember. Dick
held my hand all the time.-Chicsgo
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

A game of base ball was played yes
terday afternoon at DeWitt's Park be-
tween the y. NJ. G.. A. and Pipe mill
teams. Only five innings were played, +,
at the end of which the score was II to
0 in favor of the Y. NJ. c. A.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Hnu 10 Make Snnninh SOup.

Boil an onion with slice Of green
pepper. Press through the colander,
add milk and a tablespoonful each OF
-four and butter rubbed together.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

ESTATE OF JACOB MOSER. DECD.
Letters tcstamentary on the estate OF
Jacob Moser. late of Liberty Township, Mon
tour County. Pennsylvania. deceased. have
been granted to the undersigned. To whom
all persons indebted to TO said estate are re-
quested to make payment, and those having
claims or demands will make known the
same without delay to
PETER B. MoSER. Exseutors.
JACOB b. MOSER. ENeE u'"rs'
June -. 1901.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

To determine the height OF clouds
an observer at each of two stations
mile or more apart measures the angle
and altitude of some point of a cloud,
the identity of which is ascertained
from conversation by telephone, while
synchronsm in the observation is Sc,
cured by the beating of electric pendu
lums. This is the method used at the
celebrated obscryalor,es at UpSala. in
Sweden
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
REDUCED RATES TO CENTRE
HALL, PA.
Via Pennsy lvania Railroad Account the
Pennsylvania State Grange, Patrons of
Hushandrv

Husbandry.
Account the Pennsylvania State
Grange, Patrons of Husbandry. at
Centre Hall, Pa, September IA to 20,
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
will sell excurion tickets to Centre Hall,
Pa, and return at the rate of one fare
for the round trip, from Harrisburg,
Johnstown, Tyrone, Grampian, Belle
fonte, Remove, Lock Haven William
sport, Wilkesbarre, Sunbury, Mt Car
mel, Millersburg, and intermediate sta
tions including points on the Altoona,
Cambria and Clearfield and Lewistown
Division. Tickets will be sold Septem-
Der IA to 20, inclusive, good to return
until September 21, inclusive; no tickets
to be sold at less rate than % cents
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Sorry He Spoke.

Guest Indignantly - Waiter, there
are feathers in the SOUP
Waiter inspecting iO-Why. so there
are. thought l was giving you gravy
soup It's chicken broth. sir; costs six
pence more. (Changes figures on the
bill ll)-ExchRnRe
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
ns,Itrd with TbaoL

Impecunious Lover-Be mine, Amanda
and you will be treated like an angel.
Maiden-Yes, suppose something to
eat and less to wear. No, thank YOU
What to Eat,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Late RPaIIERttor,

II now realize" said the pig as they
loaded him in the wagon bound for the
butchers, 81 now realize that oyereating
tends to shorten life e"-Indianapolis
Press.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
The VernmI UneamIneSS

Spring seems to come earlier In tho
suburbs, doesn't itP'
"Yes; one Of the neighbors borrowed
our tack litter six weeks ago. I'D" -
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

Don't wait until your friends are
dead TO give them tlowers.-Atchison
Globe.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
Base Ball.

y
Danville, Pa, Aug. Goth, 1901.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
APPRAIsEMENT.

Notice is hereby given to all persons inter
ested, that the following appraisement OF
real and personal property set apart TO the
widow OF decedent has been filed In the office
OF the Clerk Of Orphans Court, OF Montour
County and the same will be presented to
said Court for confirmation nj. 81. at Dan
Vile. on Monday, September 23rd. 1901,
and will be confirmed finally within four
days thereafter unless exceptions are previ-
ouSly filled, viz:
Clara A. Roney, widow Of W L. Roney, late
OF the Borough OF Danvlle. decd, personal
1900.
Naomi V. Hartman, widow OF Wellington
Hartman, late OF Cooper Township, decd,
personal $500.
Certified from records. August 2sth, 1901
J c. MILLER, Clerk.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
lU DIS IlTSt CISHT.-OuICdHU NtWS
why She Grinned.
Entitled to Them.

. Lawyer--My client wants two pen
aions.
Pension Agent-Two?
Lawyer-.Yes. She can prove that her
deceased husband wouldn't have gone to
war at all if she hadn't made him.
Chicago Record.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29

sized bottles. You may
have a sample bottle of
this wonderful new dis
covery and a book that
tells all about IL both
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-08-29
SnuHed Out.

Friend-What became of your poem
called Light, Beautiful Light"
Poet (sadly)-The editor turned 1t
down.-Philadelphia Record.