The Iola register., 1901-06-28
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

III is 10 be hoped that Mr.. Long
Green" of Thayer is generally there
with the cash.
Sunday is so quiet at Lawrence tn at
the people sit on the porches and lis
ten to the corn grow.
The editors of the second district
vii meet at Ottawa Friday and Sat-
urday. Look out Ottawa
The city treasurer of a small Kansas
town is named "Willie Settle" F" That's
the leading question, Willie.
The Isetts, who live at Atchison and
are the proud parents of a new boy
have named him wv att Isett."
AS a serious charge against Howe
Ewing Herbert calls attention to the
fact that Howe used to play slide
trombone.
1t is said that Grant Gillett is RUM
ing a gambling house in Mexico. He
ran pretty successful one in Missouri
and Kansas.
The slot machines in most towns
have been abated and the young men
and the old men too, can find better use
for their sense.
ACowley county man who interfered
with his wiie's business, was killed by
lightning last week. He was milking
the family COW.
The Atchison Globes idea of the
funniest thing in the world is woman
with a mustache who has son who
can't raise one.
There are five champion pool play
ers at Arkansas City. 1t is evident
that they have the game balled up
says the Traveller.
a dancing club at Salina is called
the 'lnformals," If they have purely
informal dances it is safe bet that
they have good time.
The kids of Salina certainly had
''jumbled" eggs when the cold storage
plant burned. Seventeen thousand
cases were stored in the building.
A Galena man has named his first
son Adam and if theinfantis troubled
with cholera morbus much he will add
Nuisance to it and call the kid by it's
full name.
Mrs Ed Howe has secured a divorce
from her husband and Bob Ruggles
says it will bedificultfor her to marry
again as she no longer knows Howe.
The "Camels" is a new order start
ing over the state. Surely Ed Howe
will like the new order as il is a well
known fact camels go long time
without drinking.
A Seven Day Adventist on the Nor
rison jury forced court to adjourn at
Eldorado Saturday, When the Judge
refused to excuse him he replied that
he would bring his Bible and read it
all day and not listen to word of the
evidence.
An Atchison boy was ordered to
bring either the price of the tax or
his dog to the police station. The
next morning he brought a dog down,
and the police took it and drowned it,.
II has been discovered since that the
boy brought a neighbours dog.
In the anxiety to get late news into
the weekly paper the Mail q Breeze
announced that Farmer" Smith had
been elected department commander of
the G. a. r. After the papers were
out IL was discovered that the encamp.
ment had changed itsmind and elected
some one else.
Wichita Eagle: 1t is said that
many of the eastern states would not
| permit the pension ommissionership
TO be givento them. The eastern poll
ticians regard the position as one
that makes trouble in the state from
which the commissioner halls. But it
will not make any trouble in Kansas.
Dell Kezer, who will launch the
Topeka Herald at Topeka on July lst
is good advertiser. 1t is hard
matter to pick up paper this week
without seeing mention of the new
paper. II takes a good man to get all
that advertising practically free but
Kezer is that kind of a man. He is
liked by every newspaper man in the
state.
Mack Gretchen says in his Sedgwick
Paragraph; "a Newton man who went
| fishing up at Cedar Point the other
day caught a fine fish. He went to
the telegraph Office and sent the fol-
! lowing message to his wife: I've got
one. Weighs seven pounds and it is
a beauty In reply came the follow
ing, signed by his wife: so have |.
/ Weighs ten pounds. He isn't beauty:
looks like you,
A crowd of Ottawa sports have
banded themselves together for the
purpose of carrying of all of the
prizes in the Kansas City Convention
Hall contest, They have raised $50
which will get them POO guesses and if
they draw the thousand dollar COW
each will take turns milking her. If
they get dress suit each will take
turns wearing it but if they draw a
baby carriage it will be given to the
first man that needs it.
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Office of d. Fl. Hardy, Sec. of State |
AUSTIN, TEX, Nov. q, 1900. {
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