The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1901-05-09

NO, answered tne mllllOnalre who
has been flattered before. "But let us
not look down on William. Let us give
him credit for having sense enough to be
comfortable and happy without demand
ing such an immense amount of capital
for the enterprise"
81 have been suffering from dyspepsia
for the past twenty years and have been
unable, after trying all preparations and
physicians to get any relief. After TAX
ing one bottle of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
found relief and am now in better
health than l have been for twenty
years. cannot praise Kodol Dyspep-
STA Cure too highly" Thus writes Mrs.
G. w. Roberts, North Creek, Arkansas.
Yellow Drug Store.
Tess-Oh, she'll never marry him,
Jess-Why?
Tess-Oh, its case OF extreme shy
ness.
Jess-What? Nobody could ever con-
slider her shy.
Tess-No; but he's extremely shy of
money.
Miss Mamie Smith, Middlesboro, KY,
writes: "My little sister had the Group
very bad. ! gave her several doses of
FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR and she
was instantly relieved. 1t saved her
life North Yakima Drug Store
Gle said it was a beastly fire."
"He was right. The fire was at the
ZOO"
81 had running sore on my breast
for over year, says Henry r. Rich
ards of Willseyville, n. V, "and tried
great many RENE dies, but got no relief
until tried BANNER SALvE. After
using half box was perfectly cured.
! cannot recommend j. too highly"
North Yakima Drug store
Mistress-You say YOU are well recon-
mended?
Maid-Indeed ma'am. | have thirty
nine excellent references.
Mistress-And you have been in do
nestle service?
Naid-Two years, ma am.
If you are sick all over and don't
know just what ails you, it's ten to one
your kidneys are out of order. FOL-
EY'S KIDNEY CURE will bring you
health and energy. North Yakima Drug
Store
Successful farmer Whose son has been
to college What was all that howlin'
you was dom out in tn grove?
Cultured Son-I was merely showing
Miss Brighteyes what college yell is
like
Farmer-Well, | swan, Colleges is
some good after all. I'm gon' into town
to sell some truck tomorrow. You kin
go along an do tn calm.
Geo. c. lIicock, Curtiss, Wis, says
"FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE has been
tested and found to be all you claim for
it. have given it to my father and it
North Yakima Drug Store.
Liquor makes men talk, doesn't it,"
said the citizen.
Eyes, and sometimes it's the means
of shutting them up said the police
man.
The least in quantity and most in
quality describes DeWitt's Little Early
Risers, the famous pills for constipation
and liver complaints. Yellow Drug
Store.
''Dis is terrible said Meandering
Mike, with a deep-drawn sigh.
whats de matter?" asked Flooding
Pete, in alarm.
Here's piece in de paper. 1t says
we've got muscles inside OF us that keeps
up an involuntary action. Dey goes ON
workin' whether we wants 'em to or not. -
Thomas Maple, Birk beck, H., writes
81 had very bad case of kidney trou-
BILE and my back panied me so / could
not straighten up. The doctors treat
ment did me no good. Saw FOLEY'S
KIDNEY CURE advertised and took
one bottle, which cured me, and have
not been affected since. I gladly recom-
mend this remedy" North Yakima
Drug Store. i
There's beggar at the door. Shall
give him anything"
"Give him our bath tickets that are left