Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1901-11-23

olnks-How much do you thlns
minister ought to get for marrr, la
couple? Filkins-Well, If whollr s
quainted with them perhaps he m Ias
be let off with six months. su'
She-How beautifully Miss r..
weight dances! She doesn,t Say
touch the floor sometimes! He nghas :
feet are still suffering from tho ,s'
polka with her)-She doesnt,-pnnas
Roderick-The advertisement said !.
was great stopping place for tho las
ure class. Van Albert-Was It so9 pos
erick-Yes; a dozen tramps stonnad !.
the kitchen every morning.-Cbicaas
News.
Sir, have come to ask you for Won,
daughters hand" "All right, INV hov
think you'll find it in the dishwators
Then the young man left smiln,
knowing that If such was the case T.
had won a prize.-Commoner
Floorwalker Good-mornino ".
wish to do some shopping presume,
Bride with hubby)-Y-e-s. Floorwaker
Step into the smoking room and tbo
boy there will give you check for
your husband.-New York Weekly.
A Freezer for Mrs. Neville: Mrs.
Newife-I acknowledge that have nv
faults, and am sometimes cross. Jact
dear, but If | had the last two years Of
my life to live over again should mar.
ry you just the same. Mr.. Newife-I
doubt it.-Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Frills-Now that have engaged
you, Bridget, l am going to begin right
away to give you little training In tho
art of waiting on guests. You see my
| daughter is coming out next month
Bridget-Indade, mum! An how lone
was she STINT up for?-Richmond Dis
patch.
you pugilists don't seem to have
nearly so much to say as formerly
NO" answered the eminent represen
tative of the prize ring; ito tell the
truth, we got so interested in listening
to these naval gentlemen that we kind
Of forgot our own affairs. Washing
ton Star.
Miss Breezy-Yes. I'm engaged to
George. 1t was pretty hard to decide
because l liked Tom quite as well as
George, and they're equally wealthy
Miss Wabash-What finally decided
you? Miss Breezy-George promised
me the most alimony in case of d.
vorce.-Phladelphia Press.
Imet Hargus in the street yesterday
morning, and he licked his cigar ashes
In my face. I'm writing to him now to
tell him what | think about it," "Why
didn't you tell him what you thought
about ii them" Because | never can
express myself with any satisfaction
usly."-Chicago Tribune.
A Grievous Offense: Magistrate-The
charge Is interfering with an officer.
Roundsman McCarty, you will please
state exactly what the defendant DID
Roundsman McCarty-Oi wor passing
his fruit shtand, yer amer, an VI
shwoiped a banana. when tn dagO
troid t TEX it from me, yer anner.-Les'
lies Weekly.
Sunday School Teacher-Faith, chill
dren, is believing in the existence oi
something we cans see. For eXaliiple'
when you buy bananas, you know tha'
there Is a delicious fruit inside the
tough skin. Do you understand? Gnu.
dren-Yes, ma'am. Sunday School
Teacher-Well, what is faith? Ohlf
dren-Bananas.
Ready for the Rush: They had peen
drifting about in the open boat seseD
days, and all were near unto dea.n
when the half-famished sailor III NY
bow leaped up and cried: "A san. .
sail! what, bargain saleE shrleA
ed the half-d woman passenger a.
she begun fumbling for her purse
Baltimore World.
His One Literary Success: Miss hui
! cher-Did you ever go in for itera'uis'
Mr.. Cav? Mr.. Gay ell--er-not ca
actly, but once when | was at coneso
l wrote short story and got one nun
dred dollars for it. Miss kulcnei
Really?. What was 1t? Mr.. Gay-pea,
! Father, I'm broke. Please send ln9 :
/ hundred. philadelphia Press. !.
The professional liar braced nil,ss.,
when he felt the thrill of a bite 'ions
his fishing pole. When the CORK W.
under he gave deft jerk and landeu ! :
minnow about five inches iO
"Shucks! he muttered with cnas, SIT
as he took it off the hook; Il Wish 'ns,
'un had got away; 1t would nave 81
so much bigger State 1oui's'
pat-I saw. Mike. | have three-per