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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
GONE side
Remarks

Because Of the incompetency of two
thirds of the German music teachers, the
reichstag proposes to compel them to I'M
dergo examination. This is very WELL
but who is going to examine and who
be examined? That is always the rub
in these things.
If we had only known Schley was 60
ing on lecture tour, we could have
found him guilty.
The brand of Monroe doctrine Presi-
dent Roosevelt is putting in his message
appears to be a notice to European pow
ers to Keep off the Grass"
Those Minneapolis policemen should be
thankful they were not called upon to
furnish diamonds with the solid gold
stars presented to officers. Some people
never know when they are well off.
Having supplanted and almost abolish
ed the Indian. it does seem as If we
might grant Indian Commissioner Jones'
request to give the red man a burying
ground out of his own possessions.
This suspense is terrible., But until
Attorney General Douglass returns from
the wilds, the Northern Securities COM
pany and that benighted Minneapolis
judge who sentenced Fred Briggs can
draw q breath.
That wool that Senator Hansborough IS
fussing about apparently is the kind the
other fellow tries to pull over your eyes.
Since the patent Office has decided that
it was German who first discovered
liquid air, the Tripier Liquid Air COM
pany may now either water their STOCK
or go into liquidation.
The late Count Tolstoy has telegraphed
to say that he is not the Count Taistoy
who is dead.
Mean man, Gov. Savage of Nebraska,
who won't join the Van SAINT prize row
party. Some of these governors are SO
reticent they insist on thinking before
they speak.
That new way OF committing suicide by
lying down on a dynamite stick seems
very dispense. Makes a good many fu-
nerals to one man, we should think
The principal trouble with the extra
session is. seemingly. that some people
think it will have no beginning, and most
people fear 1t will have no end.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

reciprocity treaties negotiated with such
care and to which the Republican party
is pledged before the people. will not be
ratified The policy inaugurated by the
senate last winter will be followed by
the steering committee Of the Fifty-sev-
enth congress. The machinery of the ma
ton will be run in the interest of the
few Money will dominate all legislation
from that on economical subjects to that
affecting international relations and ter
ritorial acquisitions. The Republican
party has reached that point in its evo-
luton where it has become a party Of
pelf-a party managed by machine
working In the financial interest of a
close corporation of bloo5suckers.
Nothing else should be expected from
a party government of forty years, with
two short intermissions. The Doodle chain
has never been broken and will not be
until the party is completely dethroned
and kept off the regal premises for a
generation.
The course pursued by the leaders of
the Republican hosts regarding the pend
ing economical issues, although purely
personal and selfish, is most patriotic in
somuch as it will end in the complete
overthrow of the Doodle ring. They have
showed their hands so boldly that the
people have become disguised and will
at the first opportunity turn their pictures
to the wall. These confidence men have
overplayed their parts RUDE has caught
on to the three shells and the gold brick.
If the course which the Republican lead
ers have marked out for themselves had
been suggested by the opposition it could
not have been more to the purpose. The
great elephant is doing his best to COM
nit suicide-let no one Interfere.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Troubles of the Tawney Tiger.

One Of the difficult problems for James
A. Tawney now is to know where to
stand on the tariff question. To stand
where President Mckinley stood In his
great Buffalo speech and where the in
terests of his constituents lie Is to PITT
himself out of touch with his party lead
ers. Cutting his old-time majority in two
at the last election is what annoys him.
I'll s. punished him thus for voting with
tn umber interests, and he is not sure
but lie will lose the other half in the
next election should he vote against tariff
revision. 1t Is annoying to statesman
to have the silly people at home attempt
to direct his vote in congress, and they
could go to Hades were 1t not for the
biennial election.-Wabasha Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
All seIl-No Buy-Good Trade.

Some curious creatures have found
their way into the national reciprocity
convention at Washington. One of them
said yesterday that "the advocates OF
reciprocity seemed to be worrying about
the disposal of surplus products; what
he was worrying about was the $780,
600 worth of stockings now annually i'm
ported, and to check that should be the
first aim of legislation"
Just pause for an instant and contein-
plate that. Here is a country that eS-
ports $500 600, 600 year more than 1t I'M
ports. It's customers abroad are roar
ing with rage over this one-sided trade.
and eagerly discussing schemes for up
setting it. All over continental Europe
proposals for tariff retaliation against
the United States are in the air. And
here arises a person calling himself a
business man and solemnly asserts that
the first thing we ought to do is to shut
out the miserable little batch of stock
ings that the people who buy cur billion
and a half of exports sNll manage to
sell us.-New York Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Was 1t Packeda

There Is a suspicion that the recfp-
rocfty convention held this week at the
national capital to consider the pending
reciprocity treaties and to make recon-
mendations to the senate, was packed in
the interest of the opponents of recip-
rociy. Whether or not this is true can
not be established: but certainly the con-
vention was gunned from start to finish
in the interest Of the radical protection
lists. and the conclusions reached were
lame and impotent Sioux Falls Argus
Leader
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
The Globes S Ssms.3@ay
The Rise and Growth of G)eahh
BY E. BENZ. ANDREWS, Ii. D.

had sold, there was trouble and often
fighting.
Champlain, in 1905 or 1906 found the In
dams about the present site of Portland.
Boston and Plymouth in a mainly agri-
cultural state, with fine fields of corn
and tobacco, gardens of melons, squashes,
pumpkins and beans. The raising of
these could hardly have been learned
from the whites. Apples Of certain kind
fourished in New England soon after the
Pilgrims landed (by 1886 Or so in Con-
necticuD, which, 1t would seem, must
have been Indigenous to the country,
though perhaps, not to New England
The Indians reckoned time by the moons
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
No Charity Is Needed.

Admiral Schley is doing the dignified
thing in refusing to permit a public SUBJ
scription to defray his share Of the ex-
pense of his court of inquiry. In the
first place the court of inquiry, SO far
as the opinion of the public is concerned,
was useless expense. The people had
made up their minds as to whether or
not Schley was a coward, and nothing
was brought out to alter that opinion in
any way. AS to the mere technical mis-
takes of Judgment which may or may
not have been made, the people were
not concerned in them in any way what
ever The public did not care whether
Schley turned in a given number of
yards; nobody believed that he was run
ming away at any stage of the proceed
ings.-Kansas City Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
At The 5heaters.


The jolly mirth- proyoker, THE Burgo-
master the same merry jingle that
caught the town last season, is playing a
return engagement at the Metropolitan
this week, with the usual matinees, and
a special matinee Thanksgiving day.
This musical comedy is most amusing
affair. It's clear-eut humor and many
catchy phrases are of the kind that make
weary minds refreshed, and admirers of
frivolous wit, happy. Its music Is a
revelation in originality and melody qIal-
tiles, and its scenes are superb in every
particular.
Kelley and Shannon, in Martha Nor
tons greatest success. .Her Lord and
Master" will open half weeks engage
ment at the Metropolitan, commencing
Monday night
There have beef numerous comedy
dramas presented here IN the past but
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
A Crave Allegation.

Senator Hansbrough, of North Dakota.
IS talking some Of digging a grave for
himself by joining forces with Mark Han
ma as against President Roosevelt-cul-
minating in the nomination Of Fairbanks,
of Indiana, for president next time.
Brother Hansbrough must surely be tir-
ed of (politicaD life. Such a move would
dig him grave so deep that he wouldn't
reach the bottom of it till after Roose-
yelt was again elected president-bake
City Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
*SnnHio11
TUESDAY, NOV. %, 1901.

So Judge Noyes is not the only one,
His companion in trouble is one Judge
Street. If the members of the judiciary
continue to show themselves to be in
the game" in this proportion, they will
lose that great bulwark of their author
ity, the power to punish for contempt,
by being obliged to exercise it against
everybody capable of showing contempt.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Law-Abid1ng Canadians.

If Canada were annexed to the United
States there would be one part Of the
country in which there would be whole
some respect for the law. The mayor of
Ottawa has just had to resign his Office
because he violated the liquor law by
buying a drink within prohibited hours
There is an example for many officials
in this country who seem to have no re-
spect for the law.-Cleveland Leader
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Afraid of Confusion of Tongues.

Probably the real basis of sentimental
opposition to tall buildings in London is
the fear that the metropolis Of the world
may grow to look like Chicago. English
literary critics have habitually picked
at Chicago. Then, too, there is believed
to be some confusion over there between
the reputation Of the lake city for its
''sky scrapers" and the wickedness Ge-
pieted by William T. Stead in his book,
IF Christ Came to Chicago"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
A Great Temptation.

In the opinion of far seeing politicians,
the only great danger that confronts the
Republican party is the surplus. Such
accumulations as the present are con.
slant invitations to extravaganza and al
most invariably lead to disaster. If con,
gress deals wisely with this question, It
will undoubtedly extend the Republican
lease Of power.-Pipestone County News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
why Not Connne Themr

If Gov. Van SAINT calls the lawmakers
together this winter 1t Is to be hoped thew
will confine themselves strictly to the
matter of tax revision, and not waste
the public's time and money on schemes
to forward their own selfish ends. The
people know what they want, and Will
see to 1t that their servants give 1t to
them, or they will know the reason why.
Redwood Reyeille,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

Another batch of deaths by the kero-
sene route! The gasoline foolkiller is
evidently being outdone these days by
his kerosene competitor. It will not be
surprising to soon read the most con-
vincing statements showing the ex-
plosive nature Of kerosene. But that
fluid, unhappily, can never do the duty
as a seapegoat for suicidal idiots which
the gasoline has done
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
The Italy of America.

With the opening of the isthmian canal
Florida viii have all the advantages that
made Italy the great commercial en-
porium for exchanges between Europe
and the far East. Both are long fingers
thrust down into warm waters along the
route-Florida will have the additional
claim of giving entire protection and as
sured peace and settled law.-Florida
Times-Union
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
public Opinion.
They're Both Finished,

If Senators Vest and Mason go out OF
public life at the same time the United
States senate will lose two Of it's most
attractive members. Vest is the finished
orator on the Democratic side. while
Mason holds that distinction on the Re
publican side of the chamber.-Chatta-
nooga News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

When the Republican brother gets
through hunting down poor Battley ana
his investments in soap he will doubt
less turn his reforming gaze on the
county auditors office, on the new grass
plot established back of the court house
Or on that beautiful new building we are
putting up at st. Peter and Fourth.
There is quite as much inspiration to be
had in those directions.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Want to Repair the Accident.

The opposition to Gov Van SAINT among
his own party leaders seems to be in
creasing daily. The Republican papers
that are knitting him include the Preston
Times, Anoka Union. Lakefeld Standard
Mortified News, Ortonyille Herald Star
and Sleepy Eye Dispatch.-Buffalo Coun-
tY News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

When the origin of Cuban delegations
and the authorship of Cuban petitions
squirting toward annexation come to be
looked into, take T h Glob word
for it, it isn't colored gentleman that
will be found in the wood pile
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

The deputy state examiner says that
Megaarden seems to have lost no op.
portunity to get all the money possible
out of the Office. Strange! Megaarden Is
a Republican; but if this was the height
of his offending it is hardly likely that
he would have troubled himself to refund
$4,000 to the county. The deputy should
tell us whether it was Jimmy or a
scoop-net that Megaarden used.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
OUR CRAMPED SCHOOLS.

Economy is a good thing; but when
that is one of the things for which Dante
! consigned a number of otherwise very
! respectable persons to the realm of con-
! tinuous fireworks.
The conference committee has cut down
| the appropria ton for tine maintenance
Of the public schools to the extent Of $780,
| maintenance such a retrenchment is COM
mendable; but there are certain features
of school administration to which it can
not be applied without injury.
1t is well known, for instance, that the
public schools of st. Paul do not have
| the necessary room to accommodate all
the children seeking instruction. In a
number of schools it has become neces-
sary to divide the pupils into two shifts,
as it were, and have part of them come
in the forenoon and part of them in the
afternoon, instead Of giving them the
| full days schooling to which they are
entitled and which the city owes them.
| Others are receiving instruction in build
| ings which it has been found necessary
to rent, and which as rule are totally
unfit for school purposes.
| Nor is this condition confined to the
| graded schools. The Mechanic Arts
school, for instance, is said to be very
much overcrowded. 1t Is known that
| could not recite for want of room. About
| next February there will be many addi-
tions to the membership in this school
| from among the pupils who graduate
from the grammar schools. 1t is a school
which is deseryedly popular. The system
| Of instruction, and the character of the
! education received in it, are being fully
appreciated by the parents of boys VINO
in few years will be thrown on their
own resources. 1t shows a very heavy
| increase of students this year over last.
! Next years increase will probably be
even greater; in which event the facili-
ties of the school will be overtaKed to
the extent OF subjecting the pupils to a
| grievous wrong. It surely is nearer parsi-
mony than economy that such conditions
should exist.
In whatsoever other direction the
school people think that the economy of
the conference committee can be made
available, T h G 10 be sincerely hopes
/ that they will not seek it through cramp-
ing the resources of the Mechanic Arts
school, or by perpetuating the conditions
which render it necessary to put any
class of children, even in the primary
| grades, off with half days schooling
| and that under no circumstances may
| the sanitary surroundings of the pupils
| be allowed to be anything but the best.
It is the opinion in Washington that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

How thoughtful of that London magis-
trate to warn Stead and the other bonds
man of that Boer that If he didn't appear
for trial they would be tried for con-
spiracy to defeat the ENDS of justice. II
that magistrate failed himself, to appear
some morning, and his place had to be
filed, the ends of justice would plainly
not be hopelessly defeated thereby.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
A Stock Arcument.

Alleged reciprocity that interferes with
protection is not reciprocity but free
trade. Agricultural. live stock and dairy
products are as much entitled to tariff
protection as manufactures-Aber
News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
A Mixed nomenclature.

When a Republican paper speaks Of
free trade party, it refers to something
that has no existence so far as the three
or four leading parties are concerned.
When reference is made to tariff-for-
revenue party. it Is hard to tell just which
one is intended The Republicans are u.s.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Divers Comments
From the Northwest
Regaining Its influence.

The st. Paul G o b Is rapidly regain
ing it's old sphere Of political influence
and its special news and literary features
will soon make it the peer of any North
western daily.-Appleton Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

Martha's vineyard, it is said, felt the
full force Of that storm raging along the
Atlantic coast. No doubt the grape crop
in the vicinity is almost, if not entirely.
ruined, as a consequence.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26


He was just "a piece of driftwood
bobbing along on life's sea, when an ed
dy caught him and whirled him around
the corner of Fourth and Minnesota, and
into a crowd watching the football bull
letins.
His clothes were frayed about the
braid, and one eight-penny nail did lone
some duty holding the front of his coat
together. In his dirty hand he clutch
ed the butt Of a cigar, and his stubble
of Wh1skers was enough to make a
barber excited.
He saw the crowd and he wanted to
know why. Everybody was looking at
the bulletins In the window, and he
paste brush daubed another sheet, and
it went into the window.
Harvard, II; Yale, O.
The fringe on the edge of the crust of
society saw the bulletin and his should
ers started to move back. He dropped
the cigar butt and brushed the free lunch
crumbs from his whiskers. He was no
longer piece of driftwood. He was
Jack on the campus with the boys, and,
grabbing at the mutilated derby that
adorned his pate, he waved it in the air
while he shouted:
"Rah, rah, rah, Harvard
Hdii, idii, Tan, Harvard
Jake, the bartender in the little
around the-corner buffet, had read all
about the arrival of the trained dog
in the morning paper, and the German
drink mixer refused to evince surprise
when the dog coming into the place with
the stranger turned a double flip flop
and started to walk about on its front
legs.
Jake refused to enthuse when the
dog walked backwards on its hind legs,
and he even looked tired when the pup
went over a table and two chairs on q
running jump Jake was not hasty,
and he figured that any particular out
burst of delight might mean a free
drink.
The stranger watched the dog for a
moment, and then sauntered over to
the bar
''Give me Scotch high ball." he
ordered.
Jake saw money coming in and began
to thaw.
''You got vat ISIS pretty wise dog,
yah?" he said as he started for the
settler bottle.
"Oh, fairly wise" answered the
stranger, in a Careless off-hand tone.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26
Faith in Him.

Philadelphia Press.
Towne-Do 1 understand you to sly
that Spenders casa was really faith
Rrowne-Yes. You see, the doctor and
the druggist both trusted him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

A number Of bamboo cannon were
recently captured by American soldiers
in the Philippines. Can this be the va
riety of ordnance which is about to be
used in the bombardment of Colon? It
might not be impossible, with the aid
of such cannon. to bamboozle the ma
tives into the belief that there was seri-
Gus danger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

ing considerable of the Democrats tar
ln-for-revenue ammunition at the pres
ent time.-Swift County Monitor.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

One thing is sure for Van: He will
at any rate be let down easy on his
former refusal to call an extra session.
If he is not able to make himself solid
for a denomination, at least with the
legislative statesmen. of his party, after
all the per diem and mileage allowances
are collected, why-he won't be noninat-
ed; that's all.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

few have pleased theatergoers in more
complete measure than m liss," Bret
Harte's beautiful tale of the Sierras
which is being presented at the Grand
opera house the current week. Tomorrow
at 2;30 the first popular priced matinee
of the enga cement will occur Thursday
afternoon at o'clock, Thanksgiving day,
a special matinee will be given.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

Two big audiences saw yesterdays
performances by the Victoria Bur-
lesquers at the Star theater, and both
went away satisfied. The entertainment
is full of pleasing features and the olio
is an excellent one
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-26

It is the opinion in Washington that
the case against Mrs. BONNIE is very
weak. Strange. they should ever have
put the noble woman on trial, consider
ing the efforts she made to bring the
slayer of Ayres to justice before her
own arrest.