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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
AROUND THE HOTELS.

At the MercEants-H- w. Pearson, Du-
luth; j; S. Brooks, Olivia; Howard Fol
son and wife, Brahaln; Frank Jeffers,
Crookston; N. B. Barker, Sauk Center;
Carl M Bergen, Brandon; H. S. Clark,
Stephen; George Johnson, Argylei e. +,
ton; Scott Way Stephen; c. w. Wagner
and wife, LitChfeld; f. w. Lewis, Will
mar; D. c. Anderson, Carlton; H. w.
Middleton, jamestown, N. D.; L. r. Mar
s. Pease, Anoka; Harry Rines and wife,
Mora; H. G. White, Arlington; w. c.
Faland ard wife, Benson; s. j. Leahy,
Faribault; ]. E. Green, Carlton; John E.
H. Bliss and wife, Big Timber; Ed II.
Folsom, Taylor's Falls; F. A. Sherwood,
Aberdeen, S. D.; MIR, and Mrs. B. Levin,
Girginia; F. J. Jones, Watertown, S; o;
Wakefield and wife, Hutchinson; ], A.
Gates and wife, Kenyon; Jason Weather
head, Ada; II. c. Miller, st. Peter; w.
Lake; O. ii. Philips, Dodge Center; Mrs.
E. NJ Robertson ard daughter, Grace
vile; w. j. Peterson, Litchfeld; D. V.
Reed, SIayton: G. u. Belden and wife,
Austin; J. J.. Folsom, Hinckley; c. 8.
Baker and wife, Aberdeen. s. D.; F. B.
Simmons and Wife, Long Prairie; ]. B.
Sutphin, Duluth; Charles Avery, Hutch
inson; A. ]. Schaller and wife, Hastings;
A. Mcmillan, Winnipeg; H. b. Brooks,
Renville; M. b. Childs, Bird Island; J. L.
Nelson, Fuld; w. E. Hutchinson, Eagle
Bend; J. P. Coughlin, Faribault; M. G.
Whiteford, JanesVille; Irving Todd, Has
tings.
At the Metropolitan-VaI Baty, Held
ingford; B. S. Russell, Jamestown; s. A.
Wood, Detroit; w c. Fraser, Rochester;
Rev. J. Faith, Muscatine, To-; r. a. Hen
derson, Detroit; Louis E. Jackson, Will
mar
At the Windsor-W. B. Stone and wife,
Seattle, Wash; o. Tufte, Belvtew; o. En-
erstaed, Belxie; c. H. Wall, Faribault;
F: Dimond, Winthrop; N Geib, St Cloud;
Adams, Fergus Falls; Newton Trenham
and wife, Alexandria; c. H Bronson
osalkis; "; G. Graham Long Prairie;
Valentine, Breckenridge; w M. James,
Breckenridge; Mrs. c. w. Stanton, APP
pleton, Mimi; Burt w. Day and wife,
HUTCHINSON; Ward G; Day, Hutchinson;
D. Haradon, Madison, Mimi; P. A. Koo-
shus and wife Glenwood; H. S. Saylor,
Buffalo; P H McGarry,- Walker; Fred
Crosse, Wis; ]. r. Jones, La Crosse,
Wis; T. w. Bolton. Plainview; C. c.
Eastman and wife, st. PetMer; Misses.
Vera and F'lossie Est, Madelia; N. p.
Easton, Saltwater; w. c. Clement and
wife, Waseca; w. S. Freeman. St. Cloud;
c. H: Braden St; Cloud; Mike Grimes,
st. Cloud; o. NJ. Peabody, Echo; F. Dl-
nard, Echo; c. F. Macdonald, st. Cloud;
H G. White, Arlington; c. Schaneau,
Houston; C. F. Sencer Willmar; E. ID.
Child, Crookston; w. o. Buen, Eden
Valley W. w. Holmes, New Paynesville;
w. h Maginnis, Duluth; n D. Bar
ker Sank Center; Carl M. Bagen, Bran
don H. c. Hotaling, Mapleton; e. f.
Barrett, lie Sueur; Miss H: S. SAVIOR
Buffalo; Misses Helen and r.ory Wise,
Mankato; John c. Wise, Jr,, Mankato; j.
]. Quinn Fort Dodge 10.
At the Claredon-J. T. Dranz, Staples;
G. j. Hanson, Milwaukee; H. w. Don
aldson. Kennedy; E. L. Stevens, War
rem; w. B. Hatton and wife, Milton, n.
D.; Charles Wallin, Gaylord,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
BULLETIN OF
IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE DAY
Weather Forecast for st. Paul.
Fair; Variable Winds.


Weather Forecast for st. Paul.
Fair; Variable Winds.
I-Mr. McKfnIey's inauguration.
Calm In Congress.
Hot In Old Kentucky.
State Editors In Town.
2-FOrged Check and Left.
Dix to Hold Two Places.
Blow Aimed at Charter.
3--I4eglslatiVe DOings.
Thompson Feels Hurt.
After RandalI's Scalp.
In the DakOtas.
A--EditOriaI Page.
The Golden Idol.
Of Social Interest.
5-SpOrting News.
Big League AdJOurns.
Troops Leaving LuzOn.
News of the Northwest.
6-Nevs of Railroads.
Popular Wants.
Want No Vaccine Virus.
7-Markets of the World.
Chicago May Wheat, 75 Use.
Bar Silver, 6I I-Sc.
Stocks Lower.
s-Cunningham Divorce Suit.
Report of Hospital.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01

New York-Arrived: Bowie, Liverpool
Sailed: La Gascogne, Havre; Rhein,
Bremen
Boston-Arrived: Ivern:a Liverpool.
Rotterdam = Arrived: Potsdam, New
York. Sailed; Statendam, Boulogne and
New York
Lizard : Passed. LAquitaine, New
Liv'erpooi@Arrfyed: w. m Majestic, New
York. Sailed: Belgenland, Philadelphia;
Commonwealth, Boston; Montfort st.
Johns, N. B., and Halifax.
asnhia }or saed NAM
ic, Liverpool, for New York
Genoa-Arrived: Kaiserin Maria There
sa, New York, via Naples.
Hamburg-Arrived: Pennsylvania, New
York, via Plymouth.
hampton-Arrived: Westernland,
New York, for Antwerp.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
PENITENTIARY BURNING
NEBRASKA STATE PRISON IN DAN
GER OF DESTRUCTION.

LINCOLN, Neb., March 1.-Fire which
started in the living rooms of the war
den in the main building of the state
penitentiary at midnight last night
seems certain to destroy the entire main
building, together with the cell house and
ether buildings. Just after o'clock this
morning a telephone message came say
ing the room in which the telephone
instrument was was in flames and must
be vacated.
This cuts off the only means of imme-
date communication with the prison,
which is nearly four miles from the busi-
ness district of the city.
Between 1 and o'clock, however, a
message from member of the Lincoln
fire department by telephone said the
penitentiary was doomed and the fire
was spreading
Before the flames had gained great
headway Warden Davis gave orders to
release the convicts from the cells and
march them to the prison yard under
double guard. The removal was accom-
plished safely and without disorder.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota, North and South Dakota
Fair Friday and Probably Saturday; va
riable winds
Wisconsin-Rain or snow in northern
portion fair in southern, with rising
temperature Friday; Saturday fair; fresh
southerly winds.
Iowa-Fair Friday and probably Satur-
day; variable winds
Saturday; southwesterly winds
st. Paul = Yesterdays observations,
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, st. Paul, P. F. Lyons, observer, for
the tWentyfour hours ended at ( O'Clock
last night.-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
ature, Sc; lowest temperature, 10; average
temperature. %; daily range, 26 baroTn-
trace; p. m, temperature, "a; Z D. M,
wind, southwest: weather clouti,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
Nebraska Senatorial DeadIock.

LINCOLN, .Neb., Feb. 2S-The vote to-
day on United States senator was as
follows: Allen, 81 w. Fl. Thompson, i;
Berge, 4; Hitchcock, 13; Harrington, 43;
D. e. Thompson, SS; Meiklejohn "a; Cur
rie, 13; Martin, 4; Hinshaw 13; Grouse, Z;
Rosewater, 10; scattering, IA.
The Republican senatorial caucus met
tonight, but with only forty-five mem
bers present, less than enough to nom
mate under the rules, and adjourned un-
I'll next Thursday,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
Golden wedding Anniversary.

WINONA, Mimi, Feb. 2S.-(Special.) y
Mr.. and Mrs. William Reuss, of this city,
celebrated their golden wedding anniver-
sary in an appropriate manner today. A
large number of the relatives of the
couple were present at the gathering A
number of fine presents were made the
old couple.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
COMMONS ARE WRATHY
STILL SORE AT THEIR TREATMENT
AT OPENING oE pARIIAMErNrr

LONDON, Feb. % The discomfort re-
garding the treatment of the commons
at the opening of parliament again
cropped UP in the house this evening.
when it began the discussion OF the civil
service supplementary appropriations.
After being subjected to violent criticism
the government only succeeded ineearry-
ing the vote for the maintenance of the
parliamentary buildings Dy a meager ma
jority of 81
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
bellevue Nurse Acquitted.

NEW YORK, Feb. 28.-The trial of
Jesse r. Davis, a Bellevue hospital nurse,
accused of the murder of Louis H. Hill
lard, an insane patient, closed tonight
and the jury rendered verdict of ac-
Quittal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
COLLAPSE OF BOER war
NEGOTIATIONS IN PROGRESS BE-
TWEEN KITCHENER AND ROTuA

50 LONDON, 10! March 1.-The Daily News
Botha offered to surrender on certafn a.,
conditions, and that pour parlers still IN
progress. 1t is probable that Mrs. Botha
prought proposals from her husband to
Lord Kitchener" ~
OUpTSPOORT, Cape Colony. Feb IS
Gen: pewet's forces, it is said, having
talled tailed to cross the Orange river at DAT
way of Petrusville ~
The Orange river is falling.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
NOT THE MAN WANTED.

Indiana Negro Who Was Near to al
Lynchfng Is Released.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Feb. 2S.-Late
this afternoon the negro. .Doc" Reed,
was again taken to the Darter home, in
Irvington, and after carefully scrutin-
izing the prisoner, Miss Darter declared
he was not her assailant.
He was then released from custody.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
oporto Consul Recalled.

LISBON, Feb. 2S.-The Brazilian gov
ernment has ordered it's consul at Oporto
to return Immediately to Brazil with his
family.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01
OCEAN LINERS.

Washington time q p. m. St. Paul.)
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-01

The house cleared the decks today of
number Of important conference re-
ports without much difficulty. The con-
ference report on the war revenue re-
duction bill proved generally acceptable
to both sides and was adopted without
division. Mr.. Richardson, the minority
leader, acquiesced in it, as the best thing
that could oe done, although he stated
that the minority still believed the war
taxes should be reduced $70,OOO0OO Final
reports on the diplomatic and consular
and agricultural appropriation bills were
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

monthly periods for it meant couple
of days in bed in awful agony. l final
ly made up my mind that the good
doctors were guessing; and hearing
from different friends such good re-
ports of Lydia f. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound, tried that. l
bless the day / did, for it was the
dawning OF new life for me. l used
Ave bottles before was cured, but
when they were taken l was a well
woman once more. Your Compound In
certainly wonderful. Several Of my
friends have used it since, and nothing
but the best do ever hear from its
use." = Yours, MABELLE L. LAMoNrE,
222 e. 31st St., Chicago, 1ll.-s50o0
forfeit II abops tsstimoniai Is not genuine.
If Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound could cure Miss
LaMonte-why not you? Try it
and see for yourself.
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wO-
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

II heard funny conversation not
long ago ON Pullman, said travel.
ing man. 1t was bedtime and two
ladies near me We're getting themselves
ready to turn in. They were talking
about the inconveniences Of 1t. when /
heard one remark:
well, must say that do not like
these sleeping cars at ALL
"'Oh,' responded the other in more
cheerful frame OF mind, wait til you
have lived awhile In nat, as | have.
and you won't think the sleeping car Ia
80 bad. after all"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is not quuck medicine.
1t was prescribed by one OF the best physicians
In this country for years and is regular pre-
scription 1t Is composed of the best tonics
known combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination OF the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
r. j. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. price 15c.
Hall Family Pills are the best.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

At prominent social club the other
night a man won bet of $40 by driv-
ing cork out of bottle. 1t was an
ordinary whisky bottle, full up to the
neck. He proposed to grip it firmly
in the left hand and strike with the
palm of his right smartly upon the
concave bottom, holding the bottle in
a horizontal position. In reign of
deepest silence he smote, and to the
surprise of all, the cork flew out Any
body can do it, he says-New York
Press
The black handkerchief which the
sailor of the English navy knots
around his throat was first worn as
mourning by Nelson, and has ever
been retained while the bright stripes
around the broad, blue collar of the
sailors jumper commemorate the vic
tories of Trafals gar. Copenhagen. and
the Nile, The broad blue collar itself
is older than Nelson and was first
adopted at that period when sailors
plastered theih hair into stiff pigtail
with grease and powder
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
BORROWED wIrrIcIsMs.


From Juvenal
More worlds to conquer" Alexander
cried,
He frets and sweats, pent In the mar
row side
OF our cramped universe. Let him go
And reach his destined end. at Baby
Ion;
A coffin shall content him. Death alone
Your great mans littleness is bold to
own.
From 1.-THE Queens chronicler."
by Stephen Gwynn.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

First Citizen (stopping passerby)-
Excuse me, but you have my umbrella.
Passer-Are you sure it is yours?
First Citizen-lndeed, | am, for there
are my initials on the handle.
Passer-Then you are the man I'm
looking for; I'm sure you will have no
objection to giving me the new UNI
brella you took in exchange for this.v.
Richmond Dispatch.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Miranda Millweed-"Law, child,
how'd your head get to be SO big?"
Emerson Longfellow Beaconstreet-
ut is caused madam, by superabund-
ance of cerebral cortex in the lower
frontal lobe, an ultra vascular growth
of the mid-brain and extraordinary de-
velopmental phenomena in the medulla
oblongata. This condition has, for its
primary causation, excessive intellec.
tual strenuosity.'
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

well, declare" remarked the thin
man, who was being uncomfortably
crowded by very stout person. "the
trolley company ought to charge pas
sengers by weight"
Think so?" retorted the stout per-
SON "At that rate it wouldn't be
worth their while to take you on at
all. "-Philadelphla Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Dobbs-"An artist needs some high
ambition to keep his art fervor alive"
Daubs-"oh. we'll, maybe our pic
lures win get worked up into soap ad-
vortisements some Of these daya."--
Detroit Free Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

she-rDo you find golf very DIFF
ficult gamer
He-"oh. no! Not after you've ac-
quired little knowledge"
She-"What do you consider the
most difficult things to acquire?'
He-"The sticks and balls. '-Phila.
delphia Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
CONSPICUOUS IN A BALLROOM.

Flakes Of DandruR on the Collar and
Shoulders of a Gentleman 10 Full Dress.
This is the thing you quite frequently
see in the ballroom-a mans black dress
coat literally covered with dandruff
1t must be annoying to the wearer. and
certainly not a pleasant thing to observe.
But dandruff can be eradicated. 1t is
germ disease that will some day cause
badness.
Newbros Herpiclde kills the hair-de
stroying germ, and stimulates the hair
to a rich abundant GROWTH 1t does more
keeps the hair soft and plant
Furthermore, Herpicide Is most pleas
ant toilet accessory pleasing of odor, and
cooling to the scalp.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Mamma-"No, dear, You can't go out
this weather. Now If you'll only
promise not to ask me to let you play
outdoors Ill get you any toy you
want"
Tommy" Albright Get me bow
and arrow"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
THREE CHICAGO DOCTORS
Failed to Do for Miss Mabelle L.
LaMonte What Was Accom-
plished by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

DEAR Mrs PINKHAM:-I was in
an awful state for nearly three years
with a complication of female troubles
which three physicians called by diff
ferent names, but the pains were all
the same. | dreaded the time of my
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
when the Temperature Fell

I'm so worried about Brother Hen
ry," said Clara to her caller. Il do
hope be'r come out all right
How long was he sent up for?"
asked Mr. Hunker, sympathetically.--
Smart Set.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
OIL Cure for Cancer.

DIR. d. M. BYE has discovered combination
OF oils that readily cure cancer, catarrh. tumors
and malignant skin Diseases He has cured
thousands OF persons within the last eightycars,
over one hundred OF whom were physicians.
Readers having friends afliicted should cut this
out a I'D send it to them. Book sent free giving
particulars and prices OF Oils Address DIR. ID.
M. BYE Co.. Box i02. Dallas, Texas.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Miss Alice De Rothchild is one of
the richest women in England. She
owns villa at Grasse and a London
house in Piccadilly AT Grasse seventy
gardeners are required to keep this
southern paradise in state of perfec-
ton, On the estate she has collec-
ton of zebras, llamas and Hindoo
bulls.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Sidney--''I can always make m

Sidney--'l can always make my wife
keep secret
Rodney-"H How do you manage
that?'
sidney-"I start out by telling her
that know she can't keep tide
troit Free Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Boston is so we'll pleased with port
able school houses that forty-three are
in use this year.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

In Korea the medical profession is
hereditary passing from father to son.
The basis of medical study is work
in ninteen volumes, written about two
thousand years ago.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Mrs. Winslow'r Soothing syrup.
For children teethiug softens the gums, reduces In
Examination allays pain, wind collie Csc bottle
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

No mans destiny can he judged till
destiny has ended him.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED TT

will use no other Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal in Quantity or Quail
ity-16 OF. for 10 cents. Other brands
contain only 10 OF.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

It's not only the poor people that
can't keep servants.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

In driving storms the clouds hold
the rains.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

The man who never smiles is the
center of gravity,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

A handsome hostess is bad for the
purse.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
rnoM MOUTHS OF BApEs.

How old are you. little girl7"
asked visitor of 3-year-old Minnie.
I'm not old at ALL" was the reply
I'm most new"
Teacher-"To what class of birds
does the hawk belong?'
Small Pupil-"Blrds of prey
Teacher--"That's right And where
does the quail belong?"
Small Pupil-"On toast"
II do hope l will grow to be nine
fear "a L. said little Tommy.
why do you wish to be so tall.
dear?' asked his mother
so when / get in crowd | can see
what is going on replied Tommy.
What do you think of your new
baby brother, Margie?" asked visitor
of little 4-year-od miss.
Not mueh,' was the reply. Be
fore he came mamma said was the
apple of her eye; now 'spose I'm
n9thin' but the core"
Johnny Jagged 6)-"Papa, can 1 go to
the circus this afternoon?"
Papa-"No. my son. A good boy
would not want to go to a circus"
Johnny-"Then, papa don't you
think | ought to go while I'm bad
enough to enjoy it?"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Many good physicians and nurses use
Wizard Oil for obstinate rheumatism
and neuralgia. It's the right thing to
do.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

For flying enemy makes silver
bridge.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Don't Ruin Your Health
by eating too much meat. ATLAS OATS
Is cheaper. healthier and more nutritious.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

The "newsboy" on the Santa FEES
Lawrence-ottawa (Kan) branch is an
urchin of seventy-two years,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Better go about than fall into the
ditch.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.
IT SURELY WAS A NAB CASE.


A little man recently walked into a
dry-goods store and said
Il do not know how to use the tele-
phone. viii you please call up this
number? Thank YOU
Here Is the number. what shall
say to the doctor?"
Tell him that his paralyzed patien,
is walking around this morning"
yes"
That | think there is hope for his
recovery. | cut off the hair and put
fourteen fly blisters on him last night.
found that his appetite is fine, but ne
won't touch raw meat. One of his ears
fell off during the night and | think
he is blind in one eye. | find there is
no use in giving him medicine. 1t
makes him howl. His tongue looks as
If it had been put through a wringins
machine, What does he want me to
do?"
He says to let the patient alont
until he gets downtown. BY the way
Mr. Blank, | don't know your patient
but it must he a sad case"
Yes" said the little man as if look
ing for sympathy, according to the
New York Mail and Express, q think
that he was at one time the finest col
lie that ever cracked bone,'
THE DIFFERENCE.
An Irish farmer went into an iron
monger's shop TO buy scythe. After
serving him the shopman asked him IL
he would buy bicycle.
What is that?" inquired the irish
man.
It's machine to ride about the
town on"
And. shure, what might the price
of it be?P
Fifteen pounds
I'D rather see fifteen pounds in a
cow"
But what fool you would look
riding round the town on the back of a
cowl"
"shure. now replied the Irishman;
mot half such fool as I'd look trying
to milk a bicycle!"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

DEFIANCE STARCH
should be in everv household none so
good, besides OF. more for 10 cents than
any other brand of cold water starch.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

When Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This raper.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Stops the Cough and
Works or the Cold
Brono Quinine Tablets. Price25c.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

She-"Oh. tell me frankly. what shall
] do to keep from drowning2"
He-"Shut your mouth
She-"Ugh! You brute I've good
mind to drown first
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

Apnntc Wantnd You can eIs per mo. handling
hhVilo VulitOu Portraits and frames. Write Tor
terms. c. b. Anderson Co.. a72 Elm ST.. ID alias Tex
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1901-12-11

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