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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
LAWsoN sTILL AcTIyR

Challenge No 41,144 was issued by Thomas w. Lawson of Boston last week With the yachting season over and the harness horses hunting winter quarters, Lawson will switch to the flower department and defy someone to beat his $10,000 carnaffon Tn this way he can keep his challenging force tf1T until spring.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
RIVALRY AS TO DUNKHoRsT.

Ed Dunkhorst of Cleveland is visit ing friends at Muncie, Ind. It is hint ed that Dunkhorst is about to be matched with some one of the big fel- lows in the near future. He refused to say who he was after. The ''big fellows are now throwing dice to de- eide which shall have the privilege of using Dunkhorst as punching bag.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
I aIhing Trouble

Talk that's endorsed is talk that tells Every day talk by people who know City alk-Kidney talk. Do Kidneys talk? Well, yes! both loud and long, Telling of troubles that every one has Complaining because they're overtaxed; Too much work for them to do. A When Kidneys complain tis kidney complaint Do your Kidneys complain? Perhaps you don't know how they do it? Your back will tell you how When 1t aches, Is weak or lame. It's the Kidneys fault and Kidney complaint DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS cure backache Cure urinary troubles any Kidney Ills. Here is Waterbury proof that this is
 wife of JacoD Mitchell store says: kidney physician had kidney disease in it's worst form and he gave my case up as ncurable times bad that could pain all got Doans Kidney ab to
 All druggists sell DOAN'S Kidney Pills. Remember the DOANS and take substitute Price 50 cents per box Nlburn Co.,, Buffalo, N Y, Sole Proprietors.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
TRICKY GEoRGE GARDNER.

When Gardner entered the ring for his fight with Walcott he wore ban dage on the hand which he injured in his fight with Kid Carter. Walcott examined the bandage and found that it concealed layer of plaster of paris. The negro made Garner take it off and put on lighter bandage.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
DUPED THE SHAREHOLDER.

Harry Corbett has apparently been months ill discovering that where he thought he was holding $5,000 in for feits from Jeffries and Ruhlin he was as a matter of fact not holding cent. He holds an unindorsed certificate of deposit issued by Billy Delaney for Jeffries and a check from Ruhlin upon which payment can be stopped i'll q twinkling. Is this what Jeffries and Ruhlin call evidences of good faith@
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
TIAI HEGARrY,s LAMENT.

Hegarty, the alleged featherweight champion of Australia, is still in San Francisco wailing because of inability to get on a match with Champion Me Govern. Meanwhile Herrera and other Pacific coast featherweights are ur- gently clamoring for bout with the so-called champion. Hegarty will be compelled to beat fairly good man before getting on with the top notca-- prs
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10

When you have no appetite, do not eating you may know that you need a dose of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. Price 25 cents at all druggists.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10

Oscar Gardner, the Omaha Kid, was nearly put to sleep by Clarence Forbes of Chicago in twenty round bout at Kansas City on Tuesday night. Forbes, who is stronger and younger than Gardner, surprised the sports by ham, mering the veteran boxer all around the ring. In the ninth round, after Forbes had punched Gardner into a groggy condition, Tommy Ryan, the referee, interfered and stopped fur
 ther hostiIities. Another blow would surely have finished the Kid. Forbes has been matched to meet Ole Oleson at Chicago in six-round bout next Saturday night. This will be the first boxing bout held i'll Chicago in months.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
At Princeton.

Princeton, Oct 10.-Princeton defeat ed the New York university football team here yesterday by a score of g to o. The New York players were weak on the defense, her backs failed to gain through the line and her gener- al team work was ragged Princeton did not show up as strongly as in Sat urday's game. Her backs fumbled ire quently and the Interference was nor good. Two touchdowns were made in each half. Blunt, Riley, Dewitt and McCord played strong game. The lineup:
 Princeton. Position. N '. U. Davis-R. McClave.r Collyer-L r-Lippincott Dewitt .... right tackle ..... Griffin Fisher ..... right guard ... Marston Butkievicz center .-... Freidberg Mills ...... left guard ..... Lane Pell-ShOrt left tackle .... :. Connolly ROper-Burke left end ... Weinberger -Fheeman. quarterback -. Blunt S. McClave-8Iorse
 and Delaney. 1T. haifback .... Trede McCorA- -Minott
 and Kafer. left halfback. .Cleyerdon Underhill- Foulke. fullback Riley
 Touchdowns, McClave, Dewitt, De laney. FOulke; goals, Dewitt 3; referee, MT Steinwerder. Princeton; umpire. Mir Young, Cornell; timekeeper, MT Goldie; lime of halves, 20 and 15 minutes.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
WALCoTT LONGS FOR M,COY.

If Walcott wins from Carter he wants Tom O'Rourke to bring out Kid Mccoy. Walcott ayers he can beat the Kid as easily as he can the other big Turks. In fact, he is just dying to get a bang at the inventor of the cork screw left.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
Wesleyan.
At Cambridge.

Cambridge. Mass, Oct 10.-Haryard made the score against Amherst a lit- tie larger yesterday on Soldiers field than did Yale on her grounds against the same college. Harvards score was II to O. Harvard had her hands full at all times, being unable to score ill the first half because she was held for downs on Amherst's five-yard line and then played to a standstill.
 After hard fighting Harvard scored twice in the second half, the first touchdown being made by a series of line plunges, and the second resulting from two long runs. Harvards backs later advanced the ball seventy yards just as time was called. Amherst gained on tandem plays against tackle and guard. Sargent at center through his poor passing caused many fum- bles. Amherst's line was as heavy as Harvard's and held together firmly. The lineup:
 Harvard Position. Amherst Campbell .... left end ..... Anderson Blagden-Graydon. left tackle Howard Robinson .... left guard ..... Palmer Greene-S Sargent. center ...... Park Barnard .. right guard Varnum-B Burke Lawrence ... right tackle ..... Morse Burgess ..... right end ..... Phillips Baldwin ... quarterback ..... Swift Putnam-Kernan. Lh.b. Bryant-Lynch RiStine-DevenS. .r.h.b. .. Crooks 8Iiff1in ...... fullback ....... Pierce
 Umpire. MT Murchie: referee, MT Waters; linemen, MT Knowles, Har- yard; MT Washburn. Amherst; touch downs. Ristine 2: goals, Graydon; total score. Harvard II. Amherst 0; time, 15 and 12-minute halves
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10
OTHER FOOTBALL GAAfEs-

At Philadelphia-U of P. 2S, swart- more 0.
 At Ithaca-CornelI s9, Hamilton col 1ege 0.
 At Providence Brown 6, Manhattan At willIamstown-wiIliams 2s Colgate 0.
 At Hanover-Dartmout 45, Boston college O.
 At Brunswick-Bowdoin 16, Phillips Exeter o.
 At New York-C Columbia 10, Scrub 5. At Annapolis-Annapolis 2S, St John's 2.
 At BOston-HOly. Cross +, Mass Tech O.
 At charlottsviIle-U. of Virginia ss. St Albans o.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-10-10

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The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02

The members Of the First Unitarian
church Of Wichita, Kan. are requested
70 meet ct their building. corner Of
William and Market streets. Sunday,
June 9Th, At o'clock, ,. m. for the pur-
pose Of considering the sdvlsabiIity OF
bund1g a church. employing a pastor.
selling our present site and buying an
other. and such other matters pertaining
20 the church business that may properly
come before members OF said church for
ther action
The trustees Of the church are requested
70 be present at this meeting and VIII
Immediately convene for transaction of
business after the adjournment OF the
meeting OF the uembers-
FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH
BY <. HOWARD. President LIZ
The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02
oN MoNOAY EYFNlNG
Hiss Downing v III Give Her Annual
nav Day Party

Miss Downing's annual dancing party,
known as the Nay party, % be given Ia
the Garfield hall tomorrow evenins June
8 promises TO be e most popular event
in society circles. and Aiss Downing IS
receiving many letters Of inquiry from
parties OF adjoining towns who ez1e-t -
attend Excellent music vil be Furnish
ed and several f1Dcy dances VIA be
among the s7ecialces Of tae evening.
Children viu dance srou 70 -. ADMITS
from f1.so 20 ! @ ciocl- LII
The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02

All graduates oT wichita and sedgwi,k
county schools Including grammar grades.
car set cur SGa cabinet Photos. bsst
nn:sh. for Sz5s dozen- CAL and see this
phuto, as Il is The best $50 cabinet ever
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02

J. s Carson VIII oper = school Tor Ian
guagcs and Mathematics ~ the High
school. June 2. with a brief review pre-
vious 70 the opening of school can
Monday for further information fs-1cs
The Wichita daily eagle., 1901-06-02

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Summer School for Languages and
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FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH.
BY :. <. HOWARD. President LIZ
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
THE TROTTING RECORD.

The Kentucky fair circuit, now being
agitated, will probably be a go.
The Missouri PAGER Albert Allison,
2;10H, will appear on the grand circuit.
Anaconda, 2:O2h, has won 81 out of
80 aces started in and been worse than
second in but five.
Tacomis, 2:14H, by Overstreet
Wilkes, has been added to the stable of
Bert Whitley of Muncie, Ind.
William j. Burnham of Baltimore
will campaign Evadne, PISA, this year
and says she Is good for mark of 2:0S.
The Canadian PAGER Arbutcskan,
2:G0M, a grand circuit performer of
1890, is expected to be prominent again
this year
Ahmonarch, 2:24M, one of Almont's
greatest sons, is still living at 30. He
is owned at Monarchal stock farm,
Canastota, n. Y, in good health and
still getting foals.
There is a green trotter at Cotton,
Cal, by Zombro, 2:11. out of Sarah
Benton, dam of Ellen Madison, 4,
2:12A, that has shown 219. He is
named Lord Kitchener
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
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PERSONALITIES.

Nine. Modieska Is no longer under n
decree of Punishment and may return
to her Poland if she will.
In his boyhood laziness was the pre-
vailing sin Of Kitchener. His father
sent him to Il school for girls as he.
roic remedy.
Senator Warren OF Wyoming is the
only man of his business In the senate.
He is an undertaken in Cheyenne, al
though proprietor of general store.
Baron Armand Rothschild of Paris,
the nephew of the late Baron Roths-
child will take over the direction of
the Rothschild banking house in Frank
fort
Former Speaker Thomas b. Reed
says that he is eschewing politics not
only in his actions, but in his conversa
tons He is lawyer now, and a law
yer only.
Two of the very greatest men of the
nineteenth century We're born on one
and the same day-Charles Darwin and
Abraham Lincoln, who both first saw
light on Yeb. -, 1909.
Captain Nehemiah Mayo Dyer, who
commanded the cruiser Baltimore dur
ing the battle of Manila Bay on May /,
1898 has been placed on the retired list
by reason of the age limit.
The Duke of Abruzzi, in honor of his
own expedition, was the other day de-
clared by the local government n citi-
zen of Rome upon the occasion of his
lecture on the polar regions.
Charles s. Francis, the new United
States minister to Greece is a splendid
oarsman and in 1876, during his senior
year at Cornell, won the single scull
championship in the intercollegiate re-
gatta.
Reformer Riis thinks that If Mrs. Ma
tion were to use her hatchet in smash
ing the frying pans of Kansas she
would accomplish more lasting good
than can come from demolishing sa-
loon glass ware.
General Joe Wheeler in the course Of
recent interview remarked that it
was harder work being a soldier now
than of old, because there were not so
of the civil war.
DIR. James Warrcnne Sunderland.
founder of what is believed TO be the
worlds first college for the higher ed
ucation of women, recently celebrated
his eighty-eighth birthday at his home
in Collegeville, Pa.
The will of the late General Leonard
A. Dickinson of Hartford leaves half
of his residuary estate to st. Thomas
church in that city and one-fourth each
to the Hartford hospital and the Hart
ford Orphan asylum.
Colonel Curtis Guild Jr., of Boston
protested that he could not accept the
brigadier generalshlp of the Second
brigade of the Massachusetts militia
and was nevertheless chosen to the po-
sitlon He has now declined it, saying
he could not accept it without too great
a personal sacrifice.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

"The proper way to go up stairs"
to hold the body erect and step leisure
ly, planting each foot firmly on the
successive stairs"
He paused moment as he pushed
his chair back from the table and lit n
perfecto that his host, the newspaper
man, passed to him.
"Pshaw" remarked the molder of
public opinion. IL suppose you have
just come from lecture on hygiene,
and that owl faced professor has i'm
pressed you with the idea that he really
knows what he is talking about. Now,
my experience" he continued, with a
grin, proves that the best way to get
up stairs Is to take the elevator"
Both laughed at the alleged with
clsm, but stopped suddenly when the
hostess remarked: 81 suppose either
way would be acceptable, but youI
usual way appears to be to take off
your shoes and crawl up on all fous so
that no one hears you. Even that
might be all right" she continued, "but
why do you complete the transit by
falling over n chair and waking up
everybody within a block of the house
with your side remarks? / should
think that either of the methods you
suggested would be an improvement on
the style you apparently preferred last
century. New York Telegraph.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
-THE DELAWARE, SUsouEHANNA AND
SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.

lime table IN effect March TO- 1901.
Trains leave Drifton for Ieddo, Eokley, Halle
and Hnzleton Junction ut 100 M daily
except Sunday; and o. n IN, ~ D n Slndsy
Trains leave Drifton for Han wood, Cranberry
Iomhicken and Deringcr ut GO m daily
except sunday; and 7OI m, 80 p m, Sun
lay.
Trains leave Drjfton for Oneida Junction.
uarwood Road, Humboldt Road, Oneida and
hepptop at W N, daily except Sun
lay; and O' II N, IS p M, Sunday.
Trans leave HaZleton junction for Harwood
Cranherry, TomhieNen and Deringer ut 81 as n
a, daily except Sunday; and 60 q III, 4 ~ d In.
sunday. -'
Trains leave Hazleton junction for Oneida
Junction, Norwood Road, Humboldt Road
Oneida and Sheppton at ~, IL 10 a m, 4 Al D n,
9aliy except Sunday; and I 81 m, 3 IL m,
Trains leave DerinEer for Tomhcken, Gran
berry, Han wood, Hazleton Junction and Roam
at b O0 III, daily except Sunday; ana 337
M, 07 p m, Sunday.
hoad, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction, Halle
ton junction AID Roam at II a IN, II 40, & 2s
p m, daily except Sunday; and 8 Ii a In, "A
p m, Sunday.
Trains leave sheppton for Beaver Meadow
Road, Stockton, Halle Brook, Ecklcy, Jeddo
and Dritton at IS m, daily except Sunday;
and ii Il III, 5 "A p IN, Sunday. ''
Trains leave Hazleton junction for Beaver
Meadow Road, stockton, Halle Brook, Eclxley
Jeddo and Drifton at $40 In, daily,
All trains connect ut Hazleton Junction with
electric cars for Hszleton, Jeanesvlle Auden-
ried ana other points on the Traction Com
panys line.
Train leaving Drifton at 800 n m makes
connection at Deringer with p X. X. trains for
Wilkesbarre Sunbury, Harrisburg and points
west.
LUTHER G. SMITH. supe,lntondent.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
Green Eyed Monster.

Emma-Have you heard the news?
Jim and Carrie have broken off their
engagement.
Bertha-Is that so? How did 1t hap
pen?
Emma-Jim came up behind Carrie
and put his arm around her waist
Bertha-Nothing terrible about that.
Emma-No, but Carrie didn't know 1t
was Jim, and she was silly enough to
let him know that she didn't know
Boston Transcript.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
ROUND THE REGION.

Rev. Eugene A. Garvoy, vicar general
OF the Roman Catholic diocese Of Scran-
ton and rector of st. Johns church in
Pittston, has been named as bishop OF
the new diocese to be created in western
Pennsylvania, with tho see probably at
Altoona. Rev. Garvey was ordained to
the priesthood in Scranton in 1869 BY
Bishop O'Hara. Last December he was
given the title of monsignor by special
decree Of the Pope, being the first
priest in the diocese OF Scranton to bear
that title.
Smallpox was discovered yesterday at
Luzerne Borough. Mrs. George Kester
Is the afflicted person. She was i'm
medlately removed to the emergency
hospital at Larksville. Luzerne school
board met last night and closed the
schools. The council decided to
erect an hospital at once and made
preparations to combat the disease.
Mr.. w. ]. Baxter of North Brook, n.
C. says he suffered with piles for fifteen
years. He tried many remedies with no
results until he used DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve and that quickly cured him.
Growers City drug store.
Because Denis Curlsy accepted a con-
tract to drive pumpway at a price 10
per cent below the regular rate 500 men
employed at the Hammond colliery, Gil
rardville, struck yesterday. Curley has
beon expelled from the Mine Workers.
The appointment of the Rev. Land as
pastor of the Italian Catholic church in
Hazleton, to succeed Rev. Peruzzio, is
expected to end tho factonal strife
which has existed in that congregation
for several months.
The Jersey mine OF the Delaware,
Lackawanna and Western Company at
Plymouth was discovered to be on fire
last night. The fire spread rapidly and
$50 med are trying to confine il to one
portion of the mine.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers search
the remotest parts Of the bowels and
remove the impurities speedy with no
discomfort. They are famous for their
efficacy. Easy to take, never grpe. Grov-
er's City drug store.
An attempt is being made by Wilkes
barre people to obtain pardon for
Happy Jack" Robinson, serving an
eighteen-year sentence for the murder
OF Barney Reick.
Five masked men, after binding
Watchman Robert Gallagher, robbed
McGinty's brewery at Tamaqua Sunday
night.
Mr.. and Mrs. William II. Nicholson,
OF Wilkesbarre, celebrated their golden
wedding on Monday.
Charged with violating the pure food
law in selling oIeo, 7. j. Cookley and M.
j. Falk, two prominent business men of
Shenandoah were held in $500 bail yes
terday.
Skin affections will readily disappear
by using DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve.
Look out for counterfeits. II you get
DeWitt's you will get good results 1t
is the quick and positive cure for piles.
Growers City drug store.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22

Mrs. Nags--If should hear burglar
getting in the house, / don't know
what | should do.
Nags (confdcntly)-0h, you would
probably scream out, Don't forget to
wipe your feet!" my dear, and scare
him off!-Brooklyn Eagle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22
The HaWes G3 Hat

has no superior. 1t is guar
anteed by its makers to be
the best hat sold anywhere
= for the money. 1t is equal
to any SIS hat manufactured.
Hundreds in Freeland are
wearing it and all agree that
they get full value for their
money. We also have hats
at lower prices, and our lines
of caps for men and boys are
the largest in town.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22

''We had to put Puffet out of the
Fat Mans club"
what for?
Somebody heard him say that he
was trying to reduce his weight. t."-Chi-
cago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-05-22

Johnny. Jumpuppe-I tell you our
preacher knows a thing or two about
cards.
Mrs. Jumpuppe-Why, Johnny?
Johnny Junpuppe-You bet he does!
He said in his sermon this morning
that he always called spade a spade.
Ohio State journal.