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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
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It, ! 70 q last; 2 look well; 8
protect your house. Some
pant does !, not 2 or 3;
some does12 awhile, not / or
3; z: lead and oil does 2 well, 8
fairly s I badly
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paint "a D 4 70. ready paint;
the best ISL T too good
Get Devoe q your dealer; take noth-
Ing less. Pansphlet on painting sent.
free # you MERTON this paper.
.GOo-'D['--='P II DEvoE, CHICAGO.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
I'm the MuseuI,,.

THE leg1ess man is always putting
his foot In IT. observed the living ske1-
efon TO the snake-charmer.
81 81 hat has he done now o. q.
81 asst night we were having a friend
8 " little game, and he Sasked the armless
wonder to take q hand. e Baltimore
American. IS
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Not Interested i'm Hay.

''They say the hay crop this year will
be immense .< '~.
How about the gasoline crop?"
THE 'what?'
Hang it, man, didn't you know had
bought an automobile ?"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

Palm relieved, sickness prevented. By
timely use OF Wizard Oil. Keep it al
ways In the home.
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Time Teaches,

That's a newly married COUPLE re.
marked ansobserver at the college com-.
mencement. Fl. @zc\ @r aft--1a.
''How do you sknow?' .... i ....1
Notice how he's standing on her
dress. When he's longer married he'll be
more careful, for he'll know what it is
to pay for her dresses Philadelphia
Times. s.: [:s"z.sr> t.s%@ z g. 49,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Papa Not I'm ne.

Ascum-Hello! HoW's your baby?
Newport have no baby. We're liv-
ing with my Wife's folks now.
J AscumHoW do you mean? What's
that got to do with the baby? e*.
! NeWpopIt's s.'our Mary's baby now.
.-Philad elphia Press. 4
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
What He Remarked.

/. I met a man to-day who was en-
gagged to you up to a week before I
married you
All, you did? What did you say to
1im?'' Is
II dunno exactly; something about
an iI-wind that blows no good-and he
agreed with me."-Denver Times.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
When the Proportion Is Right.

y But true love, you know urged the
young man. '"can live on bread and
cheese and Kisses A.
j THAT may be true when the proper
ton is right" returned the practical
old gentleman,s but, unfortunately, in
your case, it is about nine-tenths kiss
es."-Chicago Post. ..: ~ ,..... - !.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

why is Riehemann adding SO many
new designs to that house he is build
ing?"
$50 that he will have an excuse for
calling it Baltimore. "-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Poor Start in Life.

when 1 started out in life I didn't
have dollar to my NAME" said the
man who boasts.
That's nothing" answered his satir-
ical friena. when I started out didn't
even have all my name. 1t was several
weeks before was christened. Wash
ington Star.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
What Provoked Him !.

Joe, you are ride. TIL never put my
foot in your office again =.
"Oh, yes, you will; youth come In
again late some evening when I'm lust
hurrying off TO catch the train.''-Chi
5cago Record Herald, %@Eg- 81 4. *.sES !.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Optimistic.

: NO. said the business man, IT new
er lie about my business. 1t doesn't
pay"
But how about your advertising
mani" ~ -.
At this he became thoughtful. r..
HE describes the bargains and op-
portunities as he sees .sthem," he. re-
Piled :" If he has failing, it is optim-
2sm-nothing more."-Chicago Post
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What He Controls.

allan (referring 70 pitcher what
control he has!
/ Root -Perfecf1y marvellous! Why. he
/ hasn't called the umpire a single name
/. for over two innings .-Puck.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

+ Without the Outward Semblance. n
! y How would you define diplomacy
asked the student. r..55.=>t3 u rs FEs
Diplomacy" answered the man Of
experience, lis the art Of conducting a
quarrel without becoming visibly an
ry."-Washington Star. &. 5sf
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Mexico. Ind.
Easily Disposed 0f.

- - EASILY D1SDOsed OF. 5~IT.7=.
Assistant-Here's a statement from
your tailor in this mornings mail. He
writes on the back that he wants set =
Element at once. - '<.s ! z .~5s' ~ = =
Editor--Return it with printed slip
stating that communications written
on both sides Of the paper are unavail-
able.--Chicago News. 4 :,z -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
"a f-=f@ NJ nj II -. 'NTSi =. Is ,z
A Bic Advan I'm on

CrawfordHow do you figure that the
exhibition In Buffalo Is better than the
one they had In Paris? .% =4s 1
crabshaw-It doesn't cost so much to
get there.-Judge. .S* sl5 !. n =
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Some distinction in. THAT.

:, she--Dont' let my refusal Of your pro-
posal embitter' you, Mr.. simpkins. -
He---Oh, not at ALL After all, it is
something to have been rejected by a
girl who owns a $500 dog.-Detroit Free
Press. l. sE# >[5 K { - a. ~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Robbers.

d. Henry! Henry!': whispered the wife
of the good citizen, there's robber in
the housed" ~,s 80. .-+, 4&A. .
Lots O. Them replied Henry, sleep
lily, lin the house and senate, too, but
they amt a circumstance to those in
the city councils. "-Philadelphia Press
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
PATIENTS.
List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Northwestern Inventors.
Johann p. H. Adams, st. Paul, Mimi,
keyboard for musical Instruments;
Johann p. H. Adams, ST. Paul, Mimi,
musical notation; Frank B. Grimshaw,
Clark, S. D.. oil can; Andrew Trovan-
ton. sletter, Mimi, spring support for
vehicles; Andrew Trovaton,, Mcintosh,
Mimi, bolster spring. ~
Lothrop & Johnson patent attorneys, oil &
BIZ Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul, MINI.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

WAY is it that it is considered so very
reprehensible to say that you come
from the country? -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF as
cough cure. ~. w. O'BRIEN, $40 Third Av3s
n, Minneapolis Mimi. Jan 9. 1900 *
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

- News From the Interior.
THE new telegraph editor is a hu-
morist.'
G "Well?"
!. = He heads an account of the cannlbal
islanders eating the German scientists,
Trouble in Their Midst "-Clevelano
Plain Dealer.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Wanted-Newer. Trner araxima. .

n Mr.. schernlerhorn-I hope you had
the new girl clean UP the halls, Lobelia.
You know IA new broom sweeps
clean." - sr.@. .,%s~1@ ,".,.. 49,. !
g Mrs. schermerhorn (wearily)-Not in
this Instance. She said She wasn't 60
Ing to clean up any of your former
girls dirt.-Breoklyn Eagle. D..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

ETC permanently cured No fits or nervousness afteR
6Aa nrstdayssuse Of DR. Kne's Great Nerve Restor-
err Send for FREE tS2. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Her First Real Tr :, p,,.is 3

q Daughter (sobbing)I got angry with
Jack and threw teacup at his head. RS
Mother es, poor child !! And TIL
wager you haven't q bottle OF china
cement In the house. Stray Stories.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
Reads the Ads.

Bizzer-I observe that your wife is a
great reader of the newspapers. :. ~.
+ Buzzer-You bet! That woman knows
of every bargain sale in the city.-Ohio
State Journal. <s.s 49,. s.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup p.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces in
danmation, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
His Dread.

Weary Waggles-Why didn't you hit
that college professor for the price Of a
drink?
~ Layaround7 Lucas-F'eer'd he want to
give me an IL. D.. Ohio State Jour
nal. 49,
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Something Appropriate.

Artist-Mrs. Fourhundred wants q
scriptural text emblazoned on her din.
ing room wall. What would you sug-
gest? 81 #.s s@E53* Ii. III. s4sens
\ Els Friend" Prove all things. hold
good that which is fast Judge. ss
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

Only fool talks saucily to man.
before he has taken his meastars.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

Justice often pnrsues with a leaden
heel. but smites with an iron toe.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26

r does not necessarily follow that a
postnaan Is highly educated because he
I, LIS a man OF letters
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
End Is Not Yet, for, Him.

Sne--So ems Is the end OF our engage-
ment? %l$ .s5 + Ia r.
He-It may be for you; but it will
: take me a year to pay the cbills.-Brook-
4 1yn Life. BIT b sz=s# 4# ..=s,E - =
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-10-26
ContriIutfon Ra sI-at al, J, :, -, -. ! !s3.

Contributions Basket Change. a8 III
Tommy Paw, this nickel has a hole!
in It. MS III 4; & s5},s Il
Father--Here, give that back. It be-
longs to the poor heathen.' Ohio State,
Journal. q IA 3g.i.ss
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
SAYS MESSAGE
IS GREAT one
President Roosevelt Ut
terances Are Highly
Commended.
Strong Sermon on Subject of
State Paper by Rev.
DR.. Coombe.

Patriotic services were held in the Rich
mond Congregational Church yesterday
morning. Rev. Philip Coombe, the pastor,
delivered a strong sermon on the subject,
President Roosevelt's Message" After
referring to the significance of the con-
vening of Congress, the pastor said:
make no apology for taking this as theme
for this mornings service, for this message
reads like declaration of Hebrew prophet
and lawyer and as if it were truly inspired.
The statement as to what should be done with
all known anarchists is like an expression OF
divine law from Mount Sinai. spoken IN the
of Jehovah, and with the voice of God
Elsewhere it has the spirit of Moses and the
prophets or is like the sermon on the Mount.
1t comes with authority divine and human ana
with the authority vested in the author 8 own
excellence as a man, a leader, Christians
one whose mind is in communion with the dl-
vine mind who is spiritually instructed in the
deep things of God which have to do with this
nations welfare.
President Roosevelt has the right to tell US
about the things which ought to be done ana
to say they must be done When he expresses
the demand for the development of high moral
officials. in EMPLOYERS and employees he simply
points us in the direction in which, in his own
strenuous life, he has led the way. In his ex-
preston of the demand for the recognition Oh
moral excellence he only states what he himself
has always shown his readiness to honor.
enemies of government and justice in the adj
ministration of the affairs of this nation, and
justice toward other nations and natiOnaiit1eS,
lead.
This nation is not just toward other nations
when it relieves them of the proper duties
which they owe to their citizens 1t is
binding upon every nation, as it is binding
upon every Individual to work out its own
salvation with fear and trembling, God work
ing on that nation to will and to do his own
pleasure. Every nation is under obligation to
give to its children, to all who are born
under its flag, the blessings of life that we
enjoy 1t is better for every nation to do this
than to thrust its burdens on other nations
This nation will the better perform its own
duty to other nations as it maintains its own
national character and inspires other nations
to initiate its example. The Old Testament lifts
up its voice against the intermingling of pa
gans with god-fearing people, and the New
Testament is equally explicit the same ques-
ton. The apostle to the pagans who was will
ing to go anywhere to upift humanity de-
clared on Mars Hill that God had 'made of one
blood all nations of to dwell all the
face of the earth and hath determined the times
before appointed and the bounds of their hab-
itation.''
Let ask you to read President Roosevelt $
message carefully to pray for its originator and
to support him in his position in every way
that you can as citizens of this great republic.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
POLICEMAN REFUSES
TO MAKE AN ARREST
Timothy Muldowney Assaulted by g
Man in Saloon on Howard
Street

Timothy Muldowney, S4 South Park, re-
ported to the police yesterday that he had
been assaulted by man in the Examiner
saloon, on Howard street, between Third
and Fourth streets, and that the man
later had threatened in the presence of q
policeman to shoot him. The policeman
refused to arrest Muldowney's assailant,
so Muldowney claimed
Muldowney's statement was that he
was in the saloon shortly after midnight
with a friend, and while having drink
a woman came up to him and asked him
to treat her. He placed 10 cents on the
bar and jokingly remarked to the wonn-
an: "Why don't you wear coat that fits
your" Just then man stepped up to him
and struck him several times on the face
and head with his fists. The barkeeper
interfered and the man attempted to
strike Muldowney'S friend.
The man went across the street to
Schmidt's saloon and Muldowney followed
him. The man put his hand in his hip
pocket and said: eff you move a step
farther 1 will kill you There was an of
ficer present, but he refused to arrest the
man. Later Muldowney met Policeman
Mitchell and they searched different sa-
looms for MuldoWney's assailant but could
not find him. Mitchell aScertained how
ever, that the mans name is Jack Giles
pie.
Sergeant Mahoney was asked to make
an investigation as to the conduct of the
officer who refused to make the arrest
and reported that no one attempted to
draw a revolver and that MuldoWney was
looking for trouble and got it. The mat
ter will be further investigated.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
ENGINE CRUsHEs
ELECTRIC CAR
Vehicle on the Sutro
Line in Collision
With a. Train.
Passengers Are Scared, but
None Injured in the
Accident.

What might have proved a serious col
Hsion occurred at the corner of California
and Walnut streets at $3.50 o'clock yester-
day afternoon. A locomotive attached to
crowded train bound for Golden Gate
Park crashed into the rear end of Sutro
electric car and had it not been for the
slow motion of the locomotive death
would surely have resulted.
The accident appears to have been due
to the failure of the conductor of the
Sutro electric car to observe the rules re-
speeding the right of way at the crossing
named. 1t appears from all accounts that
the right of way belongs to the locomotive
whenever cars of the electric line are APP
preaching the crossing. The locomotive,
IN charge of Engineer A. Hawkins, and
the train, in charge OF Conductors b. II.
Mason and r. Former, pulled out of the
station at the regular time and APP
preached California street at a speed of
four miles an hour. About the same time
car No % of the Sutro line approached
from the east and crossed the switch
directly in front of the oncomins locomo-
tive.
Engineer Hawkins reversed his engine
when at distance of twenty feet from
the Sutro car, which had unaccOuntably
come to a stop directly on the crossing.
The collision could not be averted and IN
the next instant the locomotive crasheu
into the rear end of the car and smashed
the framework into fragments.
Both train and electric car were crowded
with passengers bound for the park and
Cliff House. The car, which was injured
in the smashup, contained some nifty pas
sengers. The excitement attending the
collision was intense. Men shouted and
women screamed in terror. The car was
raised several feet from the ground, the
rear end resting upon the cOw-catcher of
the locomotive. The passengers made a
scramble for safety, but before they could
leave the car the locomotive had come to
a stop. The passengers on the train, be-
lieVing the collision had resulted in loss
of life poured into the street with a view
to rendering such assistance as might be
required. Fortunately no one was injured
The only result of the affair was the
Frightening of all concerned and the in
Fiction Of some $50 worth of damage to
the rolling stock of the SutrO Company.
Inquiry among the railway employees
last night developed a tendency to shift
the blame for the affair upon the con-
ductor of the SutrO car. 1t was alleged
that if he had given the right of way to
the locomotive the collision would have
been averted. Even after having taken
the road in advance of the approaching
locomotive, it is claimed, he could have
prevented the Wrecking of his car by pro-
ceeding on his way. Instead of doing so
he brought his car to a halt, thus inviting
disaster. The affair is under investiga
ton by the companies interested.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
FORECAST WORK
BENEFITS MANY
Weather Bureau Service
Making Substantial
improvements.

WASHINGTON, Dec. S.-The annual re-
port of Professor Willis L. Moore, chief
of the United States Weather Bureau,
says that substantial improvements have
been made during the past year in the
weather bureau system of wireless teleg-
raphy. Such progress has been made by
the Government eXperimenters that, with
no interference by private systems, sta
tons can be successfully operated over at
least $50 miles of coast line, and are now
in operation along the Virginia and North
Carolina coasts, and soon will be insti-
tuted between the Farallon Islands and
the mainland and Tatoosh Island and the
mainland of the Pacific Coast.
The system of selective biography he
regards as well demonstrated theoretical
ly, but had not been fully tested in prac-
tice.
The report further says:
system of merit and discipline has been
gradually developed in the Weather Bureau,
which not only conforms to the letter of the
civil service law, but carries its spirit to a
logical conclusion. The system compels each
employee or official to work out his own official
and efficient persons to work themselves up
ward; it contributes to a high standard of
9e sad sn Back to tbdfe OF IN gD
tainments Of slothful habits.
An important extension of the forecast
work of the bureau was made during the
year, WnereDy meteorological reports
from certain points in the British Isles,
the continent of Europe and from the
Azores are transmitted to Washington,
and, with observations from Nassau, Ber-
muda and Turks Island, are regularly
published on the weather maps, together
with forecasts of the wind and the state
of the weather for the first three days
out of steamers bound eastward.
In q number of instances when storms
of marked strength were passing east
ward off the American coast forecasts of
the weather which probably would be ex-
perienced by steamers leaving European
ports westward bound were cabled to
England. Fog predictions are also issued
Reports from steamers show that these
forecasts and other special warnings have
been verified.
The climate and crop service of the
Weather Bureau has been improved The
cotton region service has been extended
into Oklahoma and the Indian Territory
and arrangements have been made for be-
ginning a similar work in California, to
be known as the fruit and wheat service.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
FALLS INTO WELL
AND IS DROWNED
Five Y ear Old Boy Meets
With a Fatal Ac-
cident.
-
Loses His Life in the Pres
ence of Two of His
Brothers.

While playing with several companions
in vegetable garden at Sunnyside yes
terday afternoon Frank Deleantoni, aged
five years, who lived at Miguel and Joost
avenues, fell down a well and was
drowned The unfortunate boy and his
two brothers left their home to visit the
sons OF Antoine Canapa, vegetable gar
dener, at 241 BraugtOn avenue.
ME playing in a field in the rear of
the house Frank fell in the we'll, which is
about thirty feet deep. The screams of
his companions attracted the attention of
Canapa and on hearing that the boy had
fallen into the well he procured a rope
ana Vainly endeaVored to rescue him.
railing to induce the child to catch hold
OF the rope, Canapa lowered himself into
the well, but too late to save the boy s
life.
When his lifeless body was brought to
the surface his mother seized it and re-
FUSED to allow it to be taken from her.
You can't take him from me-" she
cried as she showered kisses on the cold,
damp face of her faVorite offspring. 81
dare anybody to separate US"
AFTER considerable parleying the grief
stricken parent was finally persuaded to
turn the body over to Canapa. Word was
at once sent to the Coroner, and Deputy
Meehan was dispatched to take possession
OF the body. When he reached the scene
mother that under no circumstances
would she allow the remains of her child
to be taken to the Morgue
Iouch II at your peril, tearfully eX-
claimed the heart-broken woman, point
ing TO the body of her child you will
nave 10 Kill me before you can take my
darling from me-
Rather than add to her grief, Meehan
consented to allow the body to remain at
the house An inquest will be held to-day.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-12-09
MEXICAN PRESS TAKES
UP PRESIDENTS MESSAGE
One Newspaper Says It Is Written in
an Arrogant and Vainglorious

CITY OF MEXICO, Dec. S.-La Patrie
Q4iberaD warns the Mexicans that they
may not hope to look to Europe for help
against the North American aggression
so much talked of by the Clerical papers,
but adds: I'VE fear nothing from the
United States. That great republic
that of peace in this hemisphere. The
United States offers as a pledge of its sim
cerity the support they gave Mexico dur
ing her war with Napoleon III.
FL TEMPO (ClericaD after waiting sew
eral days emits its opinion on President
Roosevelt's message, which 1t says is
characterized by an arrogant and vain
glorious tone. Roosevelt is a politician
given to talk, whereas Mckinley worked
more than he talked. Mckinley was more
to be feared as a statesman and politician.
Ell Correo Espanola, an organ of the
resident Spanish colony, praises Roose-
velts message as being well written and
full of altruism and optimism.