The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1901-01-11
Editorial and Otherwise

Friendship is welcome ship in any
port. o
1t is the revolviny 3 fan that gathers no
flies.
Self Is the storm center from which all
disturbances breed.
Be true to principle, though all the
world despise you.
The race may to be the swiftest-if the
jockey isn't bribable.
Nothing gives more sympathy to the
voice than real goodness.
The most manifest sign Of wisdom is
continued cheerfulness.
The least cash account has all humani.
ty for debtor and creditor.
Quit your meanness and keep in the
middle Of the road this year.
Night-keys, as rule, have the hardest
work to do in the morning.
The base ball player would be perfect
If he could only correct errors.
Genuine charity is after all not SO very
particular as to where it begins.
The frown Of true friend is better
than the smile Of cunning enemy.
Love is blind. That is probably the
reason lovers never run up big gas bills.
The true use Of speech is not SO much
to express our wants as to conceal them.
The oftener man is in the wrong the
louder he crows when he happens to be
right.
The miser may carry his gold to the
edge Of the grave, but he must leave it
there.
Moses is the only man that ever played
Pharaoh and got away without losing
cent
A man should never attempt to shoot
off his mouth unless his brain is proper.
ly loaded.
A st. Louis genius has o scheme for
drying snow and selling it to the natives
for salt.
It Is remarkable thing how many
societies at their meetings waste hours
In making minutes.
A rattle is sure to be success il people
are willing to take the chances of violat-
ing the law of the land.
Often we say-a mans heart is in the
right place when the simple truth is that
he has good, healthy liver.
A man who does not know how to
learn from his mistakes turns the best
schoolmaster out Of his life.
Republican Office seekers Of the brand
Of 1885 are still in evidence. They are
the Methuselahs Of politics.
If q woman is wise, her first task after
she gets married will be to make her
husband teach her all she knows.
One Of the best things about college
education for girl that it enables her
to have bridesmaids from out of town.
As a general rule the more man
leaves behind HMM this world the less
he has to commence the next one with.
A woman uses up the best part of her
life trying to get into society and the
rest Of 1t trying to keep other people out.
The average man can call his wife
"Say" all the week If he only calls her
"dear" once besore her minister on Sum
day.
The only secret woman never tells is
that the man that everybody thinks she
refused to marry didn't even propose to
her.
The recently started crusade has hard
ly worked to . point yet where any one
will swear of kissing on the first of the
year.
People who have tin horns should moi
blow so hard as to wear them out. There
is another century coming IN q hundred
years.
The reason why so many men give ur
drinking after they get married is be
cause they find it won't drown theil
misery.
One day Of sickness Twill do more te
convince young man that his mother
is his best friend than II volumes Of pro
verbs.
A woman never believes more thar
half man says, but 1t makes . lot o.
difference whether It's the first or tn,
last half.
kidnapping Is becoming so fashionabl,
that one parent steals . child from tn,
other when no other opportunity pre-
sents itself.
| Up to the time when girl thinks tn,
most fascinating thing in the world is
man she thinks the most fascina tin,
thing isa widow.
1t ispretty hard for man to feel Will
he is holding his wifs's curling poker Il
the blaze that he 10 Of paramount I'm
portance In this world.
oh, yesl the war 10 over In the Philip
pines, but Secretary Root says the 10
will be disgraced II Congress doesn'
hurry up and provide for sending . Ia
more soldiers over there
This winter, for the frst time In IN
history Of Dakota Htats OF Territory, u
Sioux Indians q Rosebud ars allowinI
cAttlomen 10 Gtaue herds a Ne rooorvu
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