The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1901-08-02

give yu announcer pointer, remark
ed th4Igenerous old uncle. "Do
not understand me to say that
CLOTHED make the man, but 1 do af-
firm tHht clean and spotless linen
helps 4heap. Now in this connec-
ton 1 Vim happy to inform you that
Virginia has one of the best laund-
ries inlthe state. Polly will want
her laqk curtains and shirt waists
done ZIP, it's ticklish job you
know, But the Troy Steam Laundry
is 80 very careful that the most del
icate hbrics are washed without
the slightest injury and I don't like
a ..Chinaman no how. Mrs. J. J.|
Boothathe proprietor, will see that
your collars, cuffs and shirts are
made white as snow unless they
to be colored, but then you
neednfbe afraid of fade, for the
Troy laundry prides itself upon the
properacare of colored garments"
Well great smoke, Charley,
where il the name of creation did
you get that rope? That's about
the worst snipe that ever came in
oontaof with my olfactory nerve,"
laughpgly remarked Uncle Josh.
"step p here to II. j. sigels cigar t;@r
store and billiard parlor where you
can gat gentleman's smoke. ST.
gel tales great pride to keep all the
leading brands, both imported and
domestic, and consequently the
place grows more popular every
day. charley was so we'll pleased
with the cigar Uncle Josh treated
him tof that he bought a whole box
and advised his wife to remember
the brand when she got his next
birthday present, not forgetting to
also make note of H. J. Sigers Ene
display of other cigars, tobaccos.
pipes, etc. Before leaving Uncle
Josh and Charley played game of
billiards.
yum yum," laughing escaped
Polly'ssrosebud lips, as she glanced
into S. Reeves confectionery and
bicycle$ store. "Uncle Josh, you
know I've got sweet tooth, and
those candies look so nice I just
can't resist the temptation to go
in." Charley here objected, cause
he knew if Polly got into Reeves
store oAce, there's where she'd lik-
ely sMa4kto stay. He relented, how,
eve4 Y said, ice. u
cream, my boy, ice cream" so in.
they went, and after regaling them
selves in delicious ice cream the
girl loaded up on chocolates and
bon bons enough to make every
tooth in the county ache. Mean
time Charles had interested him
self in the bicycle department and
Mr.. Reeves soon sold him a fine
wheel.
"Law sakes" suddenly exclaimed
- ASAo JOo1' al L11Io lIdOluS9 1Ounu
town has caused me to forget an
other one or two of the greatest es-
sentia1s to future existence. Newly
married folks can't live on love and
scenery any more than anybody
else-but your table would look slim
without bread; it's the staff of life
you know. Polly must make the
acquaintance of Edward Johnson,
of the Star bakery. His bread, pies
and cakes and nick nacks are con-
ceded by all to be the finest on
earth. Remember, Charley, there
is no use of your 'ootsy tootsy'
bothering herself much about bak-
ing, so long as there is good bak-
er in town like Edward Johnson.
He made that elegant cake I sent
to your weddin'." Eyes, and every
body said it was just lovely" eager
ly responded Polly.
eyes, and while we are discus
sing this important topic of gas
continued Uncle Josh,
1--WE must not forget meat. It goes
hand in hand with bread. Now,
the next thing is to locate a good
market where you can get fresh,
wholesome meats, poultry, etc., at
all times, and according to my no.
ton P. A. Coffey is the only man to
supply you. This is the boss meat
market in the citv and is popular
with everybody who is particular to
have the best. The reason for this
is all because P. A. Coffey is very
careful IN the selection of stock,
gets the best of everything and
keeps it fresh on cold storage. To
keep your hubby in a good hnmor,
Polly, trade at Pat Coffey's market
every time" Good advice.
After Uncle Josh had delivered
himself of this astronomical ad-
wise he scratched his chin and at
once came to the conclusion he
needed a shave. Fought to have
this crop moved, by gum, Charley,