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Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

be allowed to occur. One man watched the home plate and the other took care of the field. There was no clashing in decisions and all were satisfied. Foi- lowing is the score by innings and ths lineup.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

If you want good health use less med fcine and more of Robinson's Pure Lemon Juice. 210 w. Washington st.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

N. Porter Saddle & Harness Co. for Hand Made Saddles and Harness, made of best grade of leather; we warrant 1t. Also expert carriage trimmer em- ployed. Satisfaction guaranteed. 142 l.. Washington.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

College professors who have theories may rightly be regarded as harml5sS while they do not try to do any demon strating. When they get active they are dangerous.-Kansas City Times.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

Why Go you want officer" inquired the person who asks abrupt questions.
 'I don't want office" answered Sen
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

He-I got up against a trolley acci- dent coming home this evening. She-You don't say.
 He-Yes. l got seat.-Philadelphii Press.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14
THE FIRST ENTERTAINMENT.

Mrs. Berryman's recital on Tuesday. the 22nd. is perhaps the first entertain ment of this nature given in Phoenix and her very Attractive programme bids fair to Graw a full house.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14
SMALLPOX.

Smallpox is cured at any stage, and also prevented, by Adaxuka. Cure guaranteed. At all druggists in Phoe- nix S1.00 per box
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

ator Sorghum. The difficulty is that I have been forced into office"
 How"
 By the necessity of making money Washing on Star
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

Take a bottle of Robinson's Pure Lemon Juice home with you 21O " Washington st.
Arizona republican., 1901-10-14

Robinson's Pure Lemon Juice 210 w Washington st.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
The Yihle cnl the peOnle.

In DISCUSSING the influence of the Bible
on the popular mind Professor Gigot, in
lis book, The Bible as Literature" takes
the ground that the Bible is II difficult
look to interpret, and this is distinctly
realized by no one better than by those
specialists who are truly DESTROYS to make
out its meaning, not simply to hook on
some sort of lesson to passages which
they do not understand and who frankly
confess that in many passages OF the
prophetical and poetical books the Ian
guage is so obscure and the train of
thought so difficult to grasp that with
every help which phiology can offer they
cannot venture to affirm that they pos
sess n certain interpretation
The difficulties of this sort are not
confined to a few corners Of the Bible.
They run through the whole volume.
Indeed, to my mind, the sacred text Ia
| hardly less difficult to be made out by the
/ average reader than q treatise Of gram
/ mar or rhetoric by n child or technical
work on mechanics or law by an I'M
trained youth.
/ Finally, the Holy Scriptures were
never meant to be an absolutely neces'
sary book and the only rule OF faith for
the very obvious reason that faith existed
before it. can exist without 1t and may
be altogether lost by men most CONVEX
SAINT with it,
in truth, what the civil code is to the
citizen the Scripture is to the Christian
The Word OF God as well as the civil
law must have an interpreter, by whose
decision we are obliged TO abide And this
Interpreter is no other than the churci
Of the living God"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
Cunning For Ice Crea m.

W. was an apprentice on board the
battleship - and, becoming tired Of the
service, went home when his time was
up, remaining on shore about a year. The
old desire to follow the sea returning, he
enlisted at the Brooklyn navy yard, got
sick and vas sent to the Vermont One
scorching hot night at a reception on the
receiving ship the ice cream failed TO APP
pear. Orderlcs were sent through Brook
Ign searching for some, but all failed 70
find so much as pint.
In this predicament w. said he
thought he might be able to get few
gallons and somehow or other did man
age to do so. The gratitude of the wives
of the officers was so keen that they cX-
crted their combined influence III his be-
half and actually obtained for him war
rant as gunner. He may not know much
about gunnery. but be did know whore 10
find ice cream when il was sorely needed.
He rose to the occasion, and it Is the
man who does that that gets along
New York Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
An Indinn Experimen

w. r. Draper says that an experiment
of much value was attempted among the
Chcyenncs in Oklahoma not long ago. An
Indian agent wished the schoolboys TO
milk cows for him and agreed to give to
each one who MIXED for three months Il
nice calf. Fifteen boys started but they
were so ridiculed by the older men of the
tribe that II of them gave it up Three
won the calves, and the pride OF being
owners of cattle served as quite an as
sistance in getting other Indian children
TO try
After year IL boys had won calves,
and the agent asked them to pillow corn
for him, agreeing to give them all the
corn they could grow. Ten boys volun-
tecred to grow corn, and they actually
raised 1900 bushels, which was sold and
aftcrward converted into 30 head of
steers. Each steer was branded with an
individual brand chosen by the boy
owner
This made them prouder than ever and
more industrious. Every boy at the
agency wanted to go to work at once, and
as result of that experiment the Chcy-
enncs are >he most industrious farmers
Of auy tribe so recently on the warpath.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
THE POPPING OF BUD"

Yes, modest as lily was sweet little Dory Wilkes,
With hair as soft silky as the silkiest o silks,
An on her pcachy dimpled cheek the downiest o
fuzz
An eyes that never looked at you, so bashfullike
they
She wuz purty-no denyin that! Mongst women
high an low
She would surely take the ribbon In purity wom
an show.
I tried to pop dozen times; started, but, law
felt so sorry fer the girl had to stop, you see,
She trcmbled like maple leaf an blushed until
To Dory Wilkes I'd never pop the question any
more.
It happened, though, year ago hull big wagon
load
Went down to Nciderhousers dance, down on the
lower road.
Well. every time I'd swing that girl sie'd blush
like everything;
Her bushes flowed easy as the music from the
string,
rest
An would ask her who on earth she thought she
liked the best
She'd iist look at her shoes er fall to studyin a
crack,
An then some chap from Millersville he passed the
applclack.
! downcd three cups, an Dory she took three, too
II you choose,
An then the fourth, because she WIZ too bsshful
to refuse!
The music played-we took the Goor-I rickellect
it yet;
In all my life never danced SIGH delightful set!
The lance wuz through, an not sound came from
the fiddle strings,
But Dory stGid out on the floor an danced four
highland filings!
Wei. goin home that night the moon shone quiet
like still
An Dory's hat wuz on my head when We passed
Mllersville,
But happy as a bird wuz, fer I'd asked Dory, an
She said: "You bet I'll marry you! Old boy, give
yer hand"
"Alrs fair in love-" thought, said, "Gt up
there" TO the bay;
The person who kin hold the most's the one who
wins today.
Indianapolis Sun.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
RishOp potter'n Answer.

When young minister of high church
tendencies was called to preside over a
congregation that abhorred ritualism an!
was a sticker for the simplest of serv-
ices, he called on Bishop Potter to ASK
what would be the result if he went III
for ritualism just a bit.
Suppose should burn pastlle OF
two during the service; what do you
think would happen, bishop, for l dearly
wish to Try the cxperiment|'
Your congregation would be incensed
your vestrymen would fume, and you
would 20 out in smoke" quickly replied
the bishop.-New York Times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
lie ThOught II Was Coming.

It happened that he had never been on
board a boat but he had an aching long
ing to ride the bounding pillows. lie
sailed on board n whalcr and was leaning
over the stern rail, making a minute OK
animation of the Atlantic ocean, when
the captain shouted:
"Heave up that anchor.
The landlubber just then saw some
thing interesting in the depths.
'1Iey, there. Are you going to heave
I'D that anchor!" angrily demanded the
captain.
Il think l am. sir" replied the new
one, clutching his vest convulsively; Il
think it's coming up now, sir. "-Denyer
Iimes.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
A Clever Editor.

We can tell a circus man as far rs we
can see him. He has a sort of careless
air that cannot be mistaken.
We can also tell married women from
unmarried women. We don't know why,
hut we can do it. Put one married wom-
an in a crowd OF a hundred girls. and we
can pick her out. Or put one girl with
crowd of a hundred married women all
about the same age, and we can pick her
out. Well bet on it.
Another thing we can do. We can tell
the time Mt any hour Of the day or night.
If we awaken at night We can tell eX-
actlv what time il is. We don't know
why we can do it, but we can.-Atchlson
Globe.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
NOT A SUCCESS.
why the Ninistcr Failed to Go on an
ENpected Vacation.


"Our minister did not 20 ON his vaca.
ton this summer as be expected" said
Brown. with an amused smile. lie fully
intended to and had made his arrange
ncnts to that effect. But circumstances
over which he had no control were such
that he decided at the last minute to stay
Mt home.
"My wife and several other enthusias
tie women members of the church hit
upon the happy idea Of raising fund
sufficient to dcfray the good mans cX-
pcnscs, as he has large family and finds
1t difficult to make both ends meet With
this in view they held several affairs
and at last We're the prouG posscssors Of
something over $50. Then they decided
to make the presentation a gala event
and give the members of the church a
chance to send the Rev. Mr. Blank away
with the good wishes of the whole con-
grogation,
at occurred to my wife that n little
music would add to the happy occasion,
and she saw that some musicians were
engaged. Another member of the com
mittee thought that "A light lunch would
be happy idea and took it upon herself
to see that it was ordered. Another one
conceived the pan Oh having 'h' 'h"i''
decorated for the suspicious occasion ant
| hired man 70 do the work.
early in the evening when they met
to compare notes they discovered, to then
horror, that their expenses had not only
eaten w the amount that they had raised "a
| but had left thom Il matter OF TWO o.
three dollars in debt, so the presentation
had to be omitted.
| II asked my wife who she expected
was going to make this amount good, an'
she snappcd
""rhe Reverend Mr.. Blank, OF course
1t was all done in his interest "-Detroi
| Free Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
Shrcwd.
Nj Timmins-Whn are YOU doing

Mr.. Timmins-What are you doing now,
DEAR
Mrs. Timmins - I'm writing to the
Smiths. asking them to dinner to meet
the Joneses and to the Joneses asking
them to meet the Smith. We owe them
both dinners, you know.
Mr.. Timmins-But I've heard they've
quarreled and don't speak.
Mrs. Timmins-I know that. They will
refuse. and we needn't give dinner par
ty at all.-Boston Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
From His NIewpofnt.

"Well," said Wilie's papa after his
first day in school, what did you think
Of it ALI"
ooh" replied Willie, Il think the
teacher is a regular nuisance
"Oh no. Why do you think that"
"Well, that's what you say am when
/ ask questions, an she asks lots more
! ever did. "-Phiadelphi Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
A Grim COterie.

A very grim gathering takes place ev-
cry May at the house of certain gentle
man living in large west end square,
says London Tit Bits. Many years since,
when travelling in America. the host had
the misfortune accidentally to kill a man,
and ever since, on the anniversary of this
tragic event he has held dinner to
which are invited only such as, like him
self. have unwittingy caused the dea.'
OF a fellow creature.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
An Old Indian Drum.

The Sioux Indians formerly had con.
iurer's drum, which they called wakan-
chauchagha. 1t was used on religious
and ceremonial occasions, had two heads,
frequently decorated with crude picture,
of animals, and was beaten with great
vigor for the purpose OF appeasinc the
wrath of their offended deities or OF con-
tlibuting to the recovery of the sick.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
He Is Reruin Il g d ,

"A great many strikes are in progress
now" remarked Mr.. Hiland.
"Ycs; | am reminded of the black
smith," added Mr.. Halket.
How
"He strikes while the iron is hot; other
men strike while the weather is hot
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
The Feminine Touch Wanted.

Jones-Our little brown mare kicked
like everything when we tried to make
her wear straw hat.
Brown--She did?
Jones-Ycs; but my wife sewed some
pink roses and blue chiffon on it, and
now she goes all right.-Chicago Record
Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
NOT N Water Haul,

"Uness l am misinformed," quoth the
king If the Peagreen isle as his divers
brought their annual tribute of pearls,
mot even the ruler OF the land Of our
stepfathers can maintain n submarine
band"
To which he added to courtier Of per-
ception that. although he did not possess
all modern conveniences. when his faith
full subjects got into deep water he usual
ly got something out of it.-Indanapolis
/ News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
The Waters of the Ocean

It has been computed by geosraphers
that if the sen were cmptied OF its wa
tiers and all he rivers of the earth were
To pour their present floods into the va
cant space, allowing nothing for evapora-
ton, 10000 years would be required To
bring the water OF the ocean up TO its
present level.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
A Happy Addiction.

"Mrs. Clcekie must feel dreadfully I'M
happy since she has become so deformei
by meningitis"
"Wel, she was until DR.. Seeker dag
nosed the case as golfers spine and
now she's quite proud of it."-Sap Fran
cisco Bulletin.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

The expression used by the prophet
Joel with regard to the locusts that
"they dnrkened the sun" has often
been corroborated by subsequent OBJ
servers. Even in southern Europe
swarms Of locusts have been seen in
such numbers that they quite obscure
the light of the sun.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
.JoyIal.

Jovial once meant the type of character
supposed to belong to all persons who
were born when the planet Jupiter, or
Jove, was in the ascendant. They We're
supposed to possess more of the cheerful
elements of character than others and
hence to partakc ef the benign qualities
attributed to the father of the gods.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

Mr. Frontpew-l am glad you belong
T. our church choir my dear; it Is such
an orderly organization. l never see YOU
whispering to one another during sery-
ices
Mrs. Frortpew-No; none Of us are on
speaking terms.-Ohio State Journal.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
A WOMAN AND A WIRE
THE WOMAN WAS lNQUlSlTlVE AND
THE WIRE WAS A LIVE ONE.
She Caught II In Her Hands ana IT
Only TickIed Her - Escaped with
Her Life ana Made n Fuss About
Her SOiIed Palms.

-
only Tickled Her - Escaped With
Her Life ana Made n Fuss About
Her soiied Palms.
The electrician was working upon
Wight socket. Every littie WINE he Wouiu
wet his finger and put 1t inside the socket.
Then he would hastily take II out with
the remark:
1t doesn take long LOT llo Voitage
to una you.
WINE ne was WORKING on inc socheI he
told story. lie gave as reason ior
telling TINS story the IolloWihR'
"A woman VIII get INTO "orsc places
and come out less hurt than any man
thnt ever hved.
nile ne lct TINS assertion IN tseil III
the mlnu or MS hearers hc ueiiVercu hih-
self OF TINS story:
Il was working some time ago Wnere
we had great many dangerous wires.
Some carried a voltage OF .'uo' some
voltage of 3oo and some voltage OF ~.
Many or the wires were so exposed that
II they got loose from thelr lastehlhgS
and fell where people walked some one
would surely be Killed. warned people
about these wires ana ana my pest 20
Keep them nrmiy IN place. Dut they Sho''u
nave been buried.
,ho. 49, ,,,n;. teo1 ,,.ino, ,,.a, n,,,
mat one OF the main teed wires was OUT
V,uo' , "nu 49, thn ,rn',io rns and
7 ,4 ,a,,n ,oa.;,,o H. A. l,o+
,o,,1 :. ~; =, '' ,not'h - ,,.ira ,,,mnir,
thna,,,h o,,inrtI;o hoii,r,r Tn ordcr
through scmipuoIlc hahway' IN orurr
.o,,"Liad 49, s't,,, " ns rssi,,,o ,rt a dan.
ron sir,' a. a. o"h "nd % tbo hallway and
than ton,, tho ,,;ro Jowr from ire fostcn.
;ne,'i ,,'as ,r',,'ivo - no,,rso with
st .a,. ~ ,,ia T. ;,,ross;,Ia for tho
,,.i. =. to I,,.. 80 n,oss va, ,.ory caro-.
,oss '' ANY, '''N
IT hod hoon ~ work rpess fftoen
minutes whom n woman smoke to mo I
ioni,od IN ond thore close RI mo stood a
woman about fortv venrs of are She
had hrushod hv the danger sign without
having nm; attention TO il. or course. he
;n, a woman that was all that could hc
oynoc+,d of ber she vos almost on ton
NJ , rodbot sizzling 1.-Two wirn. and my
hcort iumnrd into nv month Madam
I almost vnIlcd got orr of here and keen
close to the left wall when Won 90 ont.
..Ynum,, nor ooid ebo I'm, nor c,oiny
M, If hero until find Henry Brown
V,h,r, i hoo
MADAM. said 7. 4 don't know Henry
Rrow.u Int von,ro standing ovcr Irht-
ninc, md dc,fb this minnie and Won got
nu+ ~ h.ro
-. Yon oro imnndent, said she.
Germ NOT, said 7 .hut for heavens
sake 90 somewhere else and find Henry
Brown,
".yo,nc man, said sbe .I,ll stov bore
nil nirbt IL Won don't find Horny Rrown
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
A Gentle Hint.

"My." he exclaimed admirinsly, "you
look like peach"
"Wcn, really" she replied, noticing a
restaurant in the middle distance; Il do
feel like something to eat. "-phlladelphia
Record.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
No Hitch.

Mr.. Goops-Wasnt there some kind OF
hitch about the wedding of Mr. Spoo-
negh and Miss Mooney?
Mr. Wooph-No. The groom did not
she up, aud so there wasn't any hitch
Mt nll.-Baltimore American.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
SOME FRENCHMAN. MAYHAP.

''Nait minute, John Don't read so
fast Who was it that tn crowd turned
out"
"Eh2 Turned out?"
Yes You read it there mat tn crowd
turned out ~ Mass. Who was y. Mass
"\Vhv s'pose he's some Frenchman.
You ought to listen closer, "-CHevelani
Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

Subscribcr--W What! No fire in the stove
his cold weather.
Editor-Nouc; but there is creditor
nming around this morning who has
promised f. make it hot for me!-Atlan-
IN Constitution.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

Mrs. Wunder-What makes you think
that man at the opposite table is multi
millionaire?
Mr.. undcr-Why, my DEAR did you
got notice that he has had three orders Of
'nkcd potatoes ?--Baltimorc American.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

Il suppose" said the wire to the cleo
trio button, that you felt highly honored
by the attention the president paid youE'
Yes" replied the button; Il was much
touched by ii. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

II hear they give Hank cross cxami.
nation in that trial up to town.
eyes, and can't sec why they needed
10 bc cross about it. Hanks the best ma
turcd cuss | ever see" -Chicago News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
ENPt,NSIN1l FIND.

IIusband-"Ahce, | went to the furrcr' 3
yesterday and I found something"
Witc-"You darling!'
Husband Yes; | found that everything
was very expensive this yoar,"-New \ orn
Times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
THE MAIDENs' SONG.

o, tardy lovers, bear i'm mind,
This simple truth we sing
Trlc love, Ike coin, Nou'll always find
Is tested by the ring.
-philudelphia Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

The drop of vanilla in cup of choc-
olate is familiar but one housekceper
says the addition Of little vanilla to
coffee Just before serving improves it.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24

Too late to cure Il cold after con-
sumption has fastered its deadly grip on
the lungs. Take DR. WCcd's Norway Pine
Syrup while yet there is time.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
Reason For 1t.

"But the gown doesn't fit insisted the
patron. -.
THAT" replied the modiste calmly, rs
because you are not made right.
cago Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
ONE OF MANY.

a Girl who called herself Mae
Talked eighteen hours each dao.
She talked very we'll
Yet the truth to tell,
She had nothing whatever to sac.
Chicago News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
NO ClIANGE.

ROYAL Servant-"Nour Majesty, there Is
another creditor without.
sultan Il Tmkey-"'rell him TO go with'
out Ohio state journal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
nun, INFORMANT PART OF IT.

TUE lMPONTNNT TANT VF NJ
"a, said: "ln write my name
I'pon the scroll of l'ame-
The worlds applause III claim
In cycles yet to he,
And as he turned to leave
The lady pluck d his sleeve;
GLOW much will YOU receive
For doing this@' said she
Exchange.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
For the Appetites

Bcar-Keep it up, old man. l always
IKE little exercise before eating, New
York Journal.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-10-24
In the Boarding school.

"Give me a synonym for success" said
the teacher.
Marriage" cried n demurc little girl
in the back seat.--Chicago Post
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
By A PARTY VOTE.
House Committee on Coinage Orders
Gold Bill Reported.

House Committee on Coinage Orders
Gold Bill Reported.
Washington, Jan. 25.-By a party
vote of to 6 the house committee on
coinage ordered favorable report on
the bill of Representative Hill of
Connecticut to maintain the silver
dollar at parity with gold" This wa,
done after the committee had refused
to defer action on the pending bills to
permit the minority members of the
committee to be heard and commu.
nication from w. ]. Bryan to be re.
ceived. This, however, was without
purpose to exclude Mr.. Bryan's com.
munication which will be received and
printed as a part Of the hearings.
Chairman Southland presented a dis
patch received from Mr. Bryan at
Lincoln, Neb., saying: announcement
to visit Washington but shall be pleas
ed to submit views in writing if you
will send me copies of pending meas.
ure."