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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29


PRINCE IF S5%$
day It'd day, are becoming a little more
fastidious. and there is q Just dis
criinination between the good and the
inferior sorts and the poorly fed and
the well fed animal. The ideal animal
Of the future will not be one with q
preponderaace Of fat. It must be one
Of rather natured beef. nicely grained
and of sufficient solidity to give sub.
stance to the carcass.
Breeders OF the different pure beef
breeds OF cattle are strongly Impressed
with the belief that their particular
breed should take highest rank La pro-
ducing the ideal beef animal, but it
will always remain with the farmer
and feeder to furnish that animal which
win please the taste OF the average
consumer. While the grass fed ami
mails from the western ranches will
furnish 4 fairly good supply Of beet,
vet the prime sort will always come
from the grain neutrality-suspicious. OF the
country, and for this reason there is
very brightsoutlook for the feed grow
er and for the cattle feeder who is
located in anyS5of the central states.
These states r favorably situated
an~dasosbiessed with many progressive
and painstaking breeders and feeders
that here will always be producedt the
best and choicest beef animals OF the
world. IL one would care$Eto follow the
reports OF the fat stock shows held
during fhe4past season, he will discover
that the majority of prime beeyes has
come from Indiana and Illinois, and it
lis asDoteWorthy fact that these states
have fallen behind in the COM
petition OF fatted animals in any show
held ia this country. It remains, then,
for these feeders and grain raisers I'd
determine as neal as possible what
thedemand will be during the next dec
ade4for beef animals and to meet that
demand as nearly as possible. When
any farmer or feeder has determined
these points and settled it i his N
mind deeisiEely, he has gone a long
Waysin making aSsuceess OF his cattle
raising and feeding business. The path
Of b breeder Of beef stock Is plain.
and the path Of the general grain
raiser and stock feeder is plain, and
he#zWho will not keep$in line with the
demands of III day will surely and
quickly fail In his work.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
C. DIRECTORY.
BIgMARcK cry oFFIC1ALs.

Mayor 1880. EdW.8 g. Patterson
Clerk ........ Henry w ichn
Justice 5s $50 s. $50. s.; G 81 Fort
Aidermen-F1rst ward. John white. u. !.
a !! eienas; ss TsiPd w MaTa, Wal walter nG sfslto =
LA. Barnes; Fourth ward, 8. D.SROhrer.
w. n HandesEon. S
Sd.in Waterman 80: John BoWms1
Chief OF Fire Department 49,.
CustndianSof Engine .,..:....P McHughs
City Surveyor $500. !. !. *. John Harold
OFFICERS oFBURLEIGH COUNTY. 4
Sheriff. a.. ... !. !. 49,. H. lBogne.
W.s M iasiSonss
S Sis9R Z sssst .Wsisss e ssfs asss
sResiss ase 81 Deeds :..., :.s.:, chas:.A ii: johnson j
Superintendent s1reriSltt 81 schools -: Fannie Dunn
.sJ on AaIoids
County OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES WEIGH, g. ".
Johnson, y C. SWEET.
County Board 81 Heaith-Dr.SW. Matchan,
insanity Board-. Fort, Dr. VI 3. Match,aan !,
County usticeg-Edga Tibbily,S Edward Raw
Huber, David Williams, Ole sather.
7 The election was q. tie. Iii drawing lots Mr..
johnson holds the office the first year OF the
term and mt. Fortune holds during NV.
PUBLIC OFFICIALS AND oFFIcEs.
School Board-Jos. Fare, w. r.. Cochrane.
q. q. Nicholson, Louis Larson N
Mcdonald.
state OfncIals y. .a. Ofices at Capito.
County OfictaIs-ofices at courthouse ex-3
cept az herein otherwise indicated. .fEsz
caty &. Go a,1sas. . y I'm @es manys a ars con as.d
chambers inaPattersOn Block. &BY%9
a dadges First as1 National Bank HallaIng:
once 81 states Attorney 80 webb Block
odics Of City Treasurer First Nat. Bank
Once Of city Justice Is. Webb Block
once Of County Justice. ...s:...8 Cit Hall
ONCE Of Sup. schools First Nat Bank BE
Us h sapi. ofic e.,:sra H list Na a1ra Sanf Rl 81
ID. s. Commissioners j. h. Gage, First Ma
tionals BANK Block ~. S. r,onne,,y
United States Weather Bureau. land state
weather and crop service. HI.
Israrason. director, government reserva-
Postoflce. Agatha g. Patterson, postnnas-
Alexius hospital Main 4 sixth So
geon. Smyths First Nat. Bank Blk:
Western Union Telegraph office. Mains and
Fourth streets.
E&Authorized Northern Pacific Surgeons---F.
r. Snykh, Bismarck; g. FuFniss, Man
I$ dan 5#% Sa8
TERMS or DISTRICT GoURT-sIXTH
DISTRICT.
Eytrst gubdiyision-At Bigmarck, third Tues
q In May and fourth Tuesday IN No
#veInber.
second subdivtsion-At Medora, Rftlings
County; no Terms, at such tisaes as Judge
snail direct.
rhird Subdivision-At WilliamsporL EN-
mons county; two terms, at such time as
the Judge shall direct.
Fourth Subdiyision-At Steele Kidler
county: third Tuesday ! n June and second
Tuesday lnTJaTauRrFs #
Fifth Subdfvfsion-At Stanton, Mercer
county two terms, at such times Az the
lgs#indge shall direct .s4S 8M
sixth subdivislon-At WasEburn, Mclean
equity; two terms.at such tinneg 5as the
Judge shall direct Is& SSSs
seventh SnbdIytaion-At Mandan, Morton
8couhIy third Tuesday In April d fret
Wednesday after the arat Monday III No
Eighth subdivssien-At Sanger. oifver
county two terms. at such times as the
Judge shall direct.
county. first Tuesday in5Aprf and second.
Tuesday In September. S@S
Hon. w. Winchester Judge; chambers
10 First National Bank Block.
M Futile. Btenographer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
MAILS And TRANSPORTATION
MAILS

Easternayia n. No. p !.
Western via No. 1l-7:00 a. d.
oface hours postofhce, general delivery.
9 al o47:3O I. M daily except Sunday;
daily. nsunday the general delivery Is
open from II M. to- p: ms Genera de-
livery isSclosed while mail iii being dis
Etributed after arrival of trains each way.
WEST OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES PACIFIC.
No --Leayes ST. Paul s:E5 a.m.;s Fargo.
,ua a;ae !, 3. l:o Na lbsSe e iisI y S ;sson :. M NJ:
pm; Bismarck 1915 ps M; Masndan,
EAST OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES PACIFIC
No. 12-Leares Dickinson 81. am. Man
dan. 1920 q. M; Bismarck, = :35 a
Dawson. 2;o6 g: IN !; JanestoWn la
$50 !. I; Pauii,. 20 M.
Passengers can btainssSpermit of agent
TO ride on spme%way freights each way.
NORTH BOUND.
bismarck, Washburn IL Great Falls Ry.pl
8 Daily except Sunday ssssi&
Leaves Bismarck at $3.50 IA. m.Y;s%ArnoI
s :55 4: sm.; Baldwin, $3.50 q. "a. Wilton,
AS g. m. #F8&Saas5 #s@s
SOUTH BouND.
Leaves Wilton at 9 p. M; Baldwin, 2.15
M. Arnold. ESQ !. q. Bismarck,
Rates may be ! upon application to
any Of the agents Of the b., & 3.
Co.,.8Or by application to- q. sH.sgWaiker.
traffic manager, Bismarck. NJ. d.
&ssssS TELEPHONE.
Regular line between Bismarck, Wilton
a Washburns q way points. Bis-l
s8 marck office at Western Union Tele-s5
STAGE LNES
For Fort Yates.s&SSway points and connec-
lions, including Glencoe, Livona,, lamp
bell. LaGrace,s Fort Rice; Cannon Bail,
sWilltamspOrt9& Clayton, Hampton, EN-
m~0nsburg, Wfnona and Standing Rock.
stage leaves5eYery morning except Sun
day returning leaves Fort Yates at II
81 nj. arriving IN Bismarck about s
3Sp p. M. HssssS4 Bass#
For Fort Berthold, Coal Harbor, Turtle
Lake Weller Washburn, Painted
Woods, FalcOner,s Elbow0ods. and way
points. stage leaves every morning ax-$
ceptS4 Sunday; returning leaves Berthoid
every mOrnin arriving Ii Bismarck
about 8 y, m.sSgGSee time card b., VS.
For Slaughter Eongar.9 grofte, Cromwell
and Francis and way points, stage
leaves ats an. Mondays and Fridays:
returning arrives in Bismarck Tuesdays and
MIssoURIRIVE PACKETS.
Benton Transportation Company. I.
general superintendent Gamer
leave weekly during NAVIGATION season
for Standing Rock,s5Fort Yates, Cannon
Ball and way points, d to Washburn.4
Coal SHarbor,.#8Mannhaven and up river
HI points, as per special announcement.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
Oyerripe Meat,

The London Rural World answers q
question. What be done with
meat kept little too long, but not un-
ct for food ' and suggests washing,
vinegar, borax. pernnanganate u pot
ash and charcoal applied Ia various
ways w have always held that meat
kept a little too long, is not dt for hui
man food and that It ought to be taken
out and buried.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

Bismarck Tribune readers know,
what the American Agriculturist is
the best farm paper published. The
Orange Judd Farmer ID the western
edition of this famous magazine. BY
special arrangement the Bismarck
Weekly Tribune one year, tile Orange
Judd Farmer 0ne year and the FAM
Gear Book, retail price rs cents-all
three Tor 81 .35
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

EXTRA EARLY POTATOES.
Methods 81 Securing Thena-sprout
ing In Trays, Seed End Up.

Methods az Securing Thena-sprout-
Ing Ia Seed End Up.
Oneof the most important factors
having an influence on the profitable
ness ofsmarket garden crops is that Of
earliness difference OF two Of three
days ora week In placing a crop on
the market often makes the difference
between profit and loss, and the prices
obtained for extra early crops have
stimulated cultural experiments with
every kind Of fruit and vegetables.
AT the Kansas station seed tubers OF
four different varieties Of medium sized
potatoes were placed in shallow boxes
with the seed ends up, in February,
(The seed enas are those which are
crowded with eyes.) They were pack.
ed In sand, leaving the upper fourth Of
the tubers exposed, and the boxes
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

district, VIM, Mackin, Mandan Seventh
!. GTeT HIipabsSas. leas; T eIFa a Naalss
district Teal Cakes; Fifth dis
trict, u. GIL Moore, jamestown; Sixth
district, "A. q. Elliott, Milton: Eighth
district, q. H.. Treacy, Bismarck: Ninth
distric n. Tompkins.. oberon.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
EDWIN C. WASIIBURN,
General Manager. Bismarck. Nd
THRoGH WIRE.

The telephone line connecting Washbnrn
and Wilton with Bismarck Is now ready
for business. Messages may be sent and
received, or conversation held at tn Sop-
ton of patrons. s.5$#
& Arrangements with the Western Union
Telegraph Co. permit the handling OF bus
mess from or to any point reached by teles
graph or cable lines. II,
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TRAYS AND RACE ron spRoUJTINa.

placed in a room with rather sub
$dued Light, having temperature OF sc
degrees to 90 degrees +. Vigorous
sprouts soon pushed from the exposed
eyes The whole potatoes were plant.
ed in burrows in March III the same pc.
sition they occupied In the boxes. The
same varieties Of potatoes taken from
q storage cellar were planted ia paral.
lei rows. The sand sprouted potatoes
took the lead from the start In Yigor
and strength OF top and produced pc.
statoes the1stof June, a week earlier
than dh the forage cellar potatoes. All
the final digging they showed better
potatoes and gave 10 per cent larger
total yield.
Potatoes was treated the same as IN
the first test except that the sand was
kept moistened, and the other part was
placed In open boxes and kept ii q
light room having Temperature of SO
degrees The tnbers placed III sand
developed strong sprouts, and nearly
al rooted. When planted In the field,
1850 p 81 III ~ uneTS SpIouI-
q open boxes and the storage cellar
tubers III yfgor OF growth. Thle tubers
started thesopen boxes gave earlier
Yields than We're obtained from the
sstoragessceelEllaIr atuhers, but not as early
as.fhes tufsers sprouted i'm moist sand.
Ihe tuherss sprouted in moist sand pro-
d d1csed abl potatoes from seven to ten
days earlier the storage cellar
~ @S|
A Az heSRho Island station medium
sized whole potatoes sprouted on racks
8in e fairly warm and light room gave q
~ per cent better yield t the first dig
ging than 10 potatoes kept in cold cellar
Until planfing time, and this was In
9 SO 10 per cent at the final dig
gllng percentage of large stubers
was also@greafersa at each digging with
the sprouted tubers.
5SSsAf he Rhode&island station the rack
Used held nine trays Each tray was
~ e ong q ~ feet wide and
would hold about one bushel of pota-
toes when spread out in a single layer
Tor sprouHtHing The bottoms Of the
I q were made & pieces Of lath plac-
ed about one55i1ch apart. Nine trays
Were placed III q rack yer each other.
leaving about nine inches of space be-
wee each tray. This method of ar
a,U -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
RAILROAD / CARD.
PACIFIC.
( DAILY.
e BOUND.

90 ISL NE 40 RS ~ tx 3HN %EEI LT%%
WEST BOUND.
No, ii ....... 49, .s,... 10 :155 pm.
a:5, way freight :S5 p. nj.
EAST BOUND. S%
No. I2. !. I. .. IL :335 a I'd
So, way freight. .a.. ..3. Z :55 a. %.
CHAs. s. FEE. q. 7. a.,
s. SCOTT. Agens st. Paul, MINI.
Bismarck, N. D.
BISMARCK, WASHBURN & GREAT
FALLS RAILWAY.
lTaktng effect atS6.00 a. M, August !. 1900
DAILY except Sunday
s GOING NORTH
Leave Bismarck. ....4s st. ..$.s..:. !. ~. $50 a. m.
Arrive Arnold ~. ~. r. ..a...s...g |. ~. S:55. a. m.
Arrive Baldwin. ~ !. -. !. ~. . ...s.s....9 40 a.. IN
Arrive Wilton .i..... s.5. ~ 5s... 9:45 8. m.
GOING SOUTH. zF ISL
Leave Wilton /. -. S..st. Z. 8.......... - 90 p. m.
Arrive Baldwin - ~ -. s.%..S. $500 IS r. m.
Arrive Arnold 49,. ....s...g ~. ~. ..,...2:ag p. m.
Arrive Bismarck ~. e. !. @S q ..S95 r. NJ.
49, 81. IA. WALKER,
Traffic Manager,
S#gsS9 Bismarck, Md
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

Tancred Commandery knights TempIar.
NO. lSsSE$ Meets third Thursday i each
month at Masonic hall, Dakota Block.
R.s%D. Hoskins, A. q. Patterson.
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MACCARENs

Bismarck Hive N~o..2--Iadies Of the Mac
cabees meet FIRST thIrd Mondaysin N
each month atsA.#O.sU w hail In the
EEaker# Block: Florence M Hoskins. Lady
commander Frances Marcellus, ReeorS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

Bismarck hapterssNo.41 iii. Is. "a s%Maats
Hrst and third Fridays In eacn month at
MASONIC. Hall. akotahNs Block. Matilda
Edlck,. y. ~. Minnie B. Davidson Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
SECRET SOCIETIES.

.Ia.Bfsnlarck lodge 8sA..#M. No.@K.
Meets first and third Mondays In each
month at Masonic hall. A.S II Patterson, VI.
~. ". f. ochrane.s ss Secretary. #
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

UNITED WoRKMuEENN.
aBlsiaarck# Lodge, No. III Meets the
first and rnird TUESDAY EVENINGS IF aans3
month at their hull III the Baker Block II
Newton, Nj. #C.@TNa
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29

Person having magazines or books
Ecfsany Kind they desiTs to preserve
should have them bound. The Trib-s
une hindery can handle All work
sof this nature.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1901-01-29
KNIGHTs Of pYTE

ST Elmo Lodge, No. Meets eYe,a
wednesday evening at Workmen half
Baker Block. q. Best, 6. aJohn
Bostroan,. Is. q R.s&
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Inventors! EEE

s7ATEkTS rRocuRspiI TIM PAYMENTS.
Mfite Edward al ao1aWsn. P~sasiSgnfsT
says1fsFs = Co, Washiagtpn, D.
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15


ticket, and that money its to the strong
box.
It was regular ring around the rosey morning for
the spirit Ferd sore because Ferd several short
moons back to copper his refusal
vate the necessary from his trousers pocket.
Isabella business woman. and she lost time
in telling the public that the Chris Columbo oil well
real gusher Before the started for its sink
all Spain knew that c. Columbo had out The wild
and orpnaIls, who this early time had
the come-on tickled DEATH after
moving their shares in the first Atlantic
to the Easements, turned the red light and the bon
Spain celebrated, c. Columbo had
cred America
The dub husband found his pull with the popuace
lost in the merry mixup was the seat back near
the ticket taker Ferdinand His royal highness
swung the papers the three Columbo yachts
being nailed into shape. Then he attached the royal
O. X to editorials dwelling the real cash value
of the gent from Genoa, but now it different.
The leading dailes printed woodcuts of the Pnta
and the other yachts and the sheet holding claim to
be the biggest daily in the Spanish cities delayed
half Chris Columbo, great discov-
In saving coin at the cablegBam office Chris Coumbo
received another credit mark in the wise boy column
Chris at several iron boys word, put
bella wise to the detailed of the afternoon
fair with the custom house fly bobs He could have
tipped off that Chris -Columbo would have line up
against the training rules and regulations before
had mis- printed at the head the state ticket
but Christie down the bills a collector and
he not throwing money away.
So the queen of Spain did not hear of pinch
Isabella knew that Chris, the first the
six sailors had clashed Indians, but
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15
@ 81 @

mein olt friends, Chin Neill blay actor der
charming Edith Chapman der present time mag
ing leedle blay acting in der city uf Honey Lulu.
g Now dot iss der place hat trunks ge-
checked FROM und here are
Den der valet made leedle visperng in der clerks
ear, und der rapidly nit vich his face mate some
changlngs uf dose dings dot you aboudt
To mage long story short, der young gifren
der best room in der house und eferybody habby
alretty.
4" 'Vell, set Louie, thought you vos going to tell
me Something's aboudt Keveen Lii don't she
comes in ad, aindt id?'
OF course you don't I set, She in
ladies entrance vile you LOGGING She vos rav
cling from der Vest to der East incog,
quences her name iSs nod mentioned. Seest du?
Maybe she fss,' set Louie, but I don't know yot
"incog means bud uf you say id ss all right und no.
body ketches her ad it, will led id go ad dot.
aindt id?' >"
We nat anudder Won uf Laubenfeimer's kimmel und
den silently vanqushed into der night time visit
ling init our faces, dot would afraid In
der darkness nit vich vos surrounded.
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15
By Billy Mac,

the transatlantic company.
About the time the great admiral being hauled
back the the flag yacht Isabella
ing up offering the kissed populace
to get in proposition that a winner
The day after the cablegram from the great admiral
landed in the palace, mob of hungry looking men
turned loose in the queens city, and the family
provider caught mapping had wrap his legs around
the office chair and listen while he handed offer
let him in the street floor for so cents week.
The historians fail mention the existence of the 400
model sucker but at that early date much coin
rolled the Isabella deposit vault.
This bunch of prosperity much for the dub
husband Ferd had given cold turkey just before
launching that if the jolt should
ring refused hand any of the money Ferdinand
entitled blow for any yacht racing play and IL
he a Jasper why he would be the last number
the list to whimper.
But after the launching and after the
blegram signed for the family palace.
Now Ferd wanted to purchase CHIPS, and Isabella
thinking of consulting specialist. Ferdinand In
sisted that he had drag out all royal plays but
Isabella announced the olaim voted down. and Ferd,
sad to tell, became a hammer thrower.
Chris Columbo had cabled that he there, but he
would have to show Ferd, if it cost money. The
admiral working for Mrs. Ferdinand might be land
first were several other pieces dirt
occupied Ferd, without separating himself from sin
gle simoeon had been in the information which
proved that something the other side and
Ferdie prepared to get busy.
He knew a few yacht captains himself and he looked
upon vespucus The Vespucus fellow
hurried into the kings racing launch, Ferd himself
pushed his kingly foot against the and heaved.
Vespucius away, and Mrs. Ferdinand could
understand the change in the dub husband they
sat down for the evening meal at the palace
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15

nod somevare ub Anoka, Minnesota den
pass.
tsDen der nit der dark complexion vos stunted.
Iowefer he oudt gif der clerk leedle informa
tioning, und decsoned he would haf to bunt him
seuf in und gf dot clerk few buncnes uf evergreens
for his memory, he set:
Like der most uf der Me Workers, you un-
doubtingly uf der biggest four fushers dot efer
habbened, but 1 suppose hat to do id in your
btzness, und you can't help id, viii nforma-
tion you to der extent vich id should be, yes?
Sandwich Islants are skituated Pacific
oceans middle between der Tropics of Cancer und
Cornucopia, und surrounded site nit blue
und der onder site init vet salty water. Der
climate iss mild. und clothes iss luxury und nod
necessity pleasant schmie, cut bias in der front
der polonaise trimmed init ruching is der principal
uf der natives. Everybody rides oud uf
accoundt dot der Walking is bad und der water full nit
shark eaters Now den, Milwaukee Isants ss uf de-
punches uf Sandwich Islants principal city
iss Honey Lulu der capital uf der Milwaukee Isants.
by der way, Louie, before forged to mention id,
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15
Word From Chris

appcatoned der clerk seferal leading hotels,
only to be told dot house full alretty he
came to der swell hotel house uf der bunch, he
touched der clerk for suite uf by der fire
cabement der floor for Miss Mime Chac1son
a glance, und set
Iss she black vite yes?
Der valet staggered hmseuf leede bit, und alder
he hat managed to his COMMISSIONING ad such
a statistical remark be handed oudt by cheap fife
dousand dollar clerk, he
begs your pardoning, lady iss colored und
has monies in efery pocket
'Ve' set der clerk dis is der Waldorf Castoria und
nod der Vte house, und der man yot der freight
for dis motel ss nod President Reosenfet dit vou u-
derstand? Ware does der lady residence herseuf?
she comes from, aindt id?'
She ISIS residenter uf der Milwaukee Islants set
der valet
Der Milwaukee Islants iss id, yes?' set der clerk
Wy nefer heard uf der Milwaukee IsIants Dare iss
der Phipnochle Isants der Inklish Islants Vest
The Saint Paul globe., 1901-12-15

Indians Isants, Long Isants der Raspberry Islans
und maype more, bud do recollection
der Milwaukee Isants. Maybe you dislocation dem
for me, yes?
Der valet backed himselluf ub NIT post, und
ven he hat again recovered der ball he set:
Id ss laugh nit mein you
are saying nit your mouth mid profoundly
ad der icknorance uf disIocaonng your country
NIT vicia you are expressioning yourseuf aind id,
yes! see dot you IN need uf eedle chez
lessons You will please attention to vile asket
some kvestons und don't know i'd I will hand
you few explanationings dot der next time chen
uefnans comes in your house you will make him
Teei ashamed uf himseluf your account. Now den,
feefst, vot iss islants. yes?'
Afder leedle hesitationing clerk set Well an
isant-iss yust isant aindt id e?
Such geese you ares' der dark colored
young man. guess viii haf you, yes? n
isant iss some punches e.uf ground growing in der
middle uf der water, yes?s Nowavare Sandwich
Islants?
Der clerk hesitationeds und finally Veil dey