The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1901-01-31
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what @8auaon Thtnks oG Thtngs In 6en-
esHl.
This Legislature has not yet deve-
ioped . wit.
The machinery In In the cities and
The people move to 1t.
Hoola Boom L. needed 10 impArt
some lie 70 this Legislature.
Senator J. d. Glenn looks u IL he
were In search OF = hypnotiss.
Drink cold Age tea for night
swes.s and change your politicA
The sense Of feeling In f-h Is
greater than that Of seeing or hear
ing.
The measures introduced against
lobbying purposes make very slow
progress.
How would Cleveland ar. Har-
rison do for the next Democratic
candidate,
Geo. +. Badger had to be given so
acres of land In order to be qualified
a. State Senator.
Mordecai and the Post quarrel is
not only becoming old ld-womanlsh
but actually nauseating.
In the death Of Queen Victoria the
WORLD loses the greatest jewel in
the crown Of Thrones.
Hon. Josiah Turner the man who
loves q fight is here looking younger
than he did 90 years ago.
The DemOcats propose to change
the election law mainly to get rid Of
the necessity for buying votes.
A law ought to be enacted binding
out the men who have children in
cotton mills and loaf themselves.
The millionaires of New York
should remember the looting of Tein
Tsin and Pekin by Christian soldiers.
The man who used a turkey-blind
to shield his Illicit distillery was up
to the modern mark of shrewdness.
If Bryan does not take care he
will become q millionaire and thus
place himself out of the fun of an
other run.
Maj. F. q. Winston>s political gy-
rations are almost equal to those of
his brother Pat Henry's, though less
gracefully performed.
The space between the storm doors
Of the Marlborough House is used by
the green horns of this Legislature
tor caucussing, introductions etc.
From the distillers point of view
the di.psnsary is better than prohi-
bition from the saloon mans stand
point absolute prohibition is better.
The banks ought to have railings
SO that customers may line up in
the order in which they arrive. As
it Is the last is frequently served
first.
A man in Rockingham doing q
land Office business on eighteen chill
dren in q cotton mill, bought fine
cook range and built the fire in the
oven.
It Is q good thing that face is not
always taken as an index to ones
character otherwise some people
would form wrong impressions on
sight.
Addicks of Delaware, who is hav-
ing such gloomy time purchasing
his way into the U. s. Senate, is a
rich man. He should 60 West and
buy State.
Gen. B. s. Royster is convenient
sort of fellow because he can afford
to take the exalted generalship un-
der a Fusion and q Democratic ad-
ministration.
Bob Glenn is an Ex-senator and
as spouter has some superiors. He
is evidently bent on making an inn
preston. He did not bring his mig
ger typewriter to Raleigh.
In speaking on the Hunting Bill
Senator Woodard said five dollar
tree would be cut down to get %
cent possum. Must be mighty big
trees in his territory to be worth as
much as an acre of land.
1t appears that there were some
undesirable professional farmers on
the Board of Agriculture, hence the
change in the law which makes prac-
tical farmers only eligible as mem.
bers of the Board.
The judiciary committee of this
3 Legislature as originally constituted
As lawyers was found to be *
ponderous that it had to be divided
into three sections ns-heavys, middles
and light weights and a sub-coacf
. given to each.
, There is State and county tax O
] forty dollars on every dealer il
i, wood. It Is unjust because 1t fall
3 chiefly on the townsmen, is there
; fore discriminating in Its effect, ant
a this same dealer has to pay pur
chase tax as well. It should b
, abolished.
The man who was tried in Rock
3 ingham last fall for shooting at
= revenue officer and after being re
I leased on bond was put in red
shirt and escorted about the town b,
t some of the best citizens is now serv
8 ing years term in the peniten
tiary for passing countarft money