The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-05-10

"my three years of suffering from kidney
trouble. Twas hardly ever free from dull
aches or acute pains in my back. To stoop
or lift mail sacks made me groan. felt
tired, worn out, about ready to give up,
when | began to use Electric Bitters, but
six bottles completely cured meand made
me feel like a new man." They're unri-
vailed to regulate stomach, liver, kidneys
and bowels. Perfect satisfaction guaran-
teed by Chas. n. Clarke. Only so cents.
Mrs. Lua Hines-Cranston, wife of c. K.
Cranston, and daughter OF DR.. II, X.
Hines, of Portland, died at Pendleton
Saturday morning from asthma and was
taken to Portland for burial. She has
been an invalid since 1885.
The Goldendale Sentinel has issued a
special edition. 1t was gotten up by W.
j. Homer. The Sentinel intimates that
the work is not as good as agreed upon.
Youare much more liable to disease when
your liver and bowelsd do not act properly.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers remove the
cause of disease. Chas. n. Clarke.
On Friday, May 10th, home talent will
render the fOur-act farce comedy. ."W hat
Happened to Parker, TAT the armory in
Hood River under the management of
Robert Lee Sutton, well known actor,
assisted by E Knapp. The play had q
good run in the East last season, and
is one that always pleases. Hood River
can rest assured that it will have a good
entertainment.-Mo
The least in quantity and most in quail
ity describes DeWitt's Little Early yRisers,
the famous pills for constipation and liver
complaints. Chas. n. Clarke.
An old negro in a neighborhood town
arose in prayer meeting and said: B red
derin and and sisterin, been Il mighty
mean niger in my time. | had heap
er ups and doWns-specially downs
since | jned de church. | stoled chick
ems and water millions. Icussed. Igot
drunk l shot craps. | slashed udder
coons wild my razor, an l done er sight
er udder things, but, thank de good
Lawd, bredderin an ssterin | nebber
yet done lost my 'ligion. Blue Ridge
(Ga.) Post.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers search the
remotest parts of the bowels and remove
the impurities speedily with no disconl-
fort. Theyare famous for their efficacy.
Easy to take, never grippe. Chas. N.
Clarke, Glacier Pharmacy.
E, Governor q f. Moody is the pio-
neer surveyor of Oregon, having estab-
li-hed the base line and the Willamette
meridian, from which all surveys have
subsequently been made.
Skin affections will readily disappear by
using DeWitt's Witch Hazel SaIve. Look
out for counterfeits. II you get DeWitt's
you will get good results. 1t is the quick
and positive cure for piles. .Chas N Clarke.
The first ripe strawberries to reach
the Reporter this season were brought
in last Wednesday, May lst, by DR., JAS.
Mnty. They were gathered by his
daughter, Miss Jennie, on the Burdette
place near Carlton.-Yamhill Reporter.
WI Baxter of North Brook n C. says he
suffered with piles for Is years. He tried
many remedies with no results until he
used DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve and that
quickly cured him. Chas. N. Clarke.
Charles G. Hodges, justice of the
peace at Sands, n. c., informs the attOr-
ney of James Green, the Skamania county
murderer, that Green is a cousin of Viii
liam Jennings Bryan. The letter
says that Green's friends back in
North Carolina purpose to doeverything
possible towards obtaining a new trial
for him
"Our little girl was unconscious from
strangulation during sudden and terri
be attack of Group. | quickly secured a
bottle of One Minute Cough Cure, giving
her three doses. The Group was mastered
and our little darling speedily recovered "
So writes A. L. Spafford, Chester, Mich.
Chas, n. Clarke. Glacier Pharmacy.
The first crate OF Oregon straw berries
of the season was received In Portland
from Dillard, Douglas county, May 7th,
and sold Cor $3.50.
Il have been suffering from dyspepsia for
the past 20 years and have been unable al
ter trying all preparations and physicians
to ogetany relief. After taking one botteof
kodol Dyspepsia Cure found relief and
am now in better health than have been
for20years. lean not praise Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure too highly" thus writes Mrs.
c. w. Roberts, North Greek, Ark. Chas.
\. Clarke, Glacier Pharmacy.
Ii people only knew what we know about
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would be used in
nearly every household, as there are few
people who do not suffer from feeling of
fullness after eating, belching, fatulence,
sour st, mach or waterbrash, caused by i'm.
digestion or dyspepsia Appropriation such
asHodoi {, ,spepsia Cure, which, with no
aidfrom The stomach, ,wlidigest yourfood
certainly can't help but do you good.
Chss \. Clarke, Glscier Pharmacy.