The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-11-28

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Il conclude that's a hyF' said /
young trout. you are right. nv a.,
said its mother. but never jum
conclusions"
All the More Reason: SHEAR,
out the next one. He-Why. | thor.
you were fond Of dancing? Shell !,
Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Hushmore-Y You'll have to g.
up or leave. Young Man Lodge
Thanks, awfully; the last place K
at they made me do both.
Little Ethel-Mamma, know VII,
isn't safe to count your chickens beis
they're Matched. Mother-Why. dr.
Little Ethel-Coz sum Of 'em might,
ducks.-Ohio State Journal.
He-Where would you like to lives
ter we are married. dear? She-A,l
cared-anywhere will do even hl
$4,000 house, on a side street, and !
keep only three servants.-Life.
A Heated Discussion: "At this poIn.
said the narrator, "she broke down a
wept scalding tears" "My goodnes
exclaimed the listener, "she must bal
been boiling over with rage."-Chlal
News.
Sentimental: The capitalist colo.
when he spoke of the check that hu
in a neat frame over his desk. al
of sentimentalism," said he; "the fr
billion l ever madew-Detrolt Fl
Press.
Fleeing from Danger: 'Where I
you goingT asked the house-break
Up to detective headquarters" s.
the safe-cracker; Il have reason to
lieve the police are on my trail."-c
cago Record-Herald.
The Wife-My dressmaker,s hin
twice as much as expected. The n
band (triumphantly)-Ahl But +,
pected 1t would be twice as much
we expected it would be. But #
twice as much as thatr'-Life.
Manager-It's wonder Roads,.
didn't give you an engagement in hi
company. He thinks you're goo
actor. Actor-Does he? Manager
Yes; he says you can ask for a bic sal
airy as if you expected to get it,
brains are what count in this day.
said the enthusiast. Yes" answered
the pessimist; but there isn't much use
Of their counting if you can't put dollar
marks in front of the figures employed
IN the process. Washington Star.
Disadvantages: Don't you love III,
great, beautiful ocean?" said the sent
mental girl. Yes" answered the un
man; but I'd like 1t bette
it were not so full Of watermelm
inds, lemon peels, lunch boxes and
hlngs."-Washington Star.
Only an Item: Stranger docking at
tate building at great exposition)-
md 1t costs seventy-five thousand dol
lrs to put up this Insignificant strue
nre! You astonish me. Attendants
III. dear, MOI That was merely the sun
ne state paid for it.-Chicago Tribune
Patience-Is your preacher sensation
!? Patrice-I should say so! Why
g preached sermon last Sunday, and
took for his subject Its Hard to
-eep Good Man Down" Patience
'ell? Patrice-Oh, it was all about
onah and the whale.-Yonkers States
an.
What a wonderful painter Rubens
as" remarked Mr.. Jones at the art
lllery. Yes" assented Mrs. Jones; 1T
said Of him that he could change
ughing face into a sad one by single
roke." why" spoke up little John
e. in disgust, my schoolmaster can
that!"-Exchange.
Quick Work: you" said the angry
stomer to the clerk, "said that this
9TH was fast color, and it faded out
thin two weeks after it was made
=" well, madam" replied the clerk,
don't think you ought to have e1
eted it to fade any faster than that
Chronicle-T Telegraph.
'Ha! har exclaimed the Turk, with
CLEAN of his eyes; 1.-THE SUI
may insult me to-day, but retribu
u is In my own hands," "Who are
u mat dare talk of vengeance on the
Ian Ian !. One who knows whereof be
, s% M, was the naughty answer; =
MS uentist."-Washington Star.
~ day a thief was brought up be
aI 'ue sheriff for stealing a bag Of
for a." men asked what he had done
zan ~ answered: -"Oh! just for
4 n n .i,, was asked how far he car
IS ca Two miles, he replied. THAT
s tbarrying the joke too far replied
'in; sixty days."-Tit-Bits.
! yo opportunity. "supposing l give
man. q. supper" said the tired-looklng
ada what will you do to earn ltT
e Won > sald Wandering Mike, I'm
pro- We opportunity of seein' a man
II, U',,' a whole meal wit'out dndiu
,upht single ting" The woman
hlnuta ma a. .,, -. 81