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The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
He Could Believe It.

"You wouldn't suppose" she said
when she had succeeded in getting the
grizzled old warrior backed UP in the
corner, 'that | had been married three
times, would you"
"Oh, don't know" he replied, leap
ing over a piano stool and making his
escape, "some men are not as spry as
/ am, and consequently they have to
surrender when they find themselves
surrounded. ."-Chicago Record-Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
No Model.

"I know a man whose wife never
spoke a word to him about money"
he said.
"What a model husband he must
have beeng remarked a woman in
the company
"What a model wife, l should say
rather" corrected a second man.
Il don't know as to that" said the
first speaker. "She was deaf and
dumb."-Salt Lake Herald
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Effective.

"Did your new alarm clock get you
out on time In the morning." asked
the salesman.
1T did" answered the nervous man.
II couldn't fail to be awake on time.
l got to thinking about the noise IL
was going to make and l couldn't sleep
all night. ."-Washingt Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
An AcknowIed dgment.

"a man sometimes attaches n great
deal of Importance to himself" re-
marked Mr.. Meekton's wife.
yes" answered Leonidas with
Chesterfeldian air, especially when
he gets married. d."-Washlngt Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Saved His Money

II once invented flying machine,'
said the thoughtful man.
Did you have any better luck tha1
other inventors in that field|
Yes. 1t didn't take me as long tC
find out that It wouldn't Hy.'-Wash-
ington Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Breath.

"An air trust will be the next thing,
I supposed"
"Gracious! Now, that would be
enough to take ones breath away -
Detroit Free Press.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
ITMNF0N1 OUR N~51ASNlI
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Luck Enough.

The man who sits up late O. night
And burning thoughts essays to write
Should not complain because his name
lis never handed down to fame.
His lot is lucky if he's missed
Reproaches as a plagiarist.
Washington Star.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
neen Cnnslderation.

$50 you won't chop the wood"
"I'm afraid" replied MeanderinS
Mike, "dat de exercise would start an
appetite dat 'ud trespass on your hos
pitality."
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

Where there's a will there's a way, but
sometimes it takes pretty slick lawyer to
make away with will.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Hopeless Case.

"And this one? we said, indicaJ
ing a patient at the insane asylum.
Hopeless case" was the reply,
"Thinks he has discovered perpetual
motion"
"And the next oneY
"Still more hopeless. Claims ia
have solved the servant-ghl question" )"
--Harpers Bazaar.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

It requires no experience to dye with PUT
NAM FADELEss DYES. Simply boiling your
goods in the dye is all that is necessary. Sold
by all druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

The man who's daft on fishing might be
classed as an sngler-manisc
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
MISS LAURA HOWARD,
President South End Ladies'
Golf Club, Chicago, Cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound After the Best Doc
tors Had Failed To Help Her.

" DEAR MAs. PIyKHAN i can thank
you for perfect health to-day. Life
looked so dark 10 me a year or two
ago. had constant pains, my limbs
swelled, had dizzy spells, and never
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

Brooklyn, N. Y, October 22d. The Gar
field Tea Co.. manufacturers Of Garfield Tea,
Garfield Headache Powders, Garfield Tea
syrup. Garfield Relief Plesters, Garfield
Digestive Tablets and Garfield Lotion, are
now occupying the largo and elegant office
building and laboratory recently erected by
them. For many years the Garfield re,
medies have been growing in popularity and
their snoceee IS well desorYed.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Acme OF Assurance.

"Is he conceited"
Connected! Why, he actually thinks
he understands women. Chicago
Post.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

No matter what ails you, headache 10 a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CAsoARETs help nature,
cure you without a gripe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back. CAS-
oAnETs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
In metal boxes, every tablet has @. q. Q.
stamped on it, Beware of limitations.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
tion has unequal for coughs and colds.--JoHE
F. BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Fob. 10, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

FITS permanently cured. No Ats ornervous-
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. SO trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, ISL Arch St.. Phila. Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Happy Man.

Mrs. Honk-"Pears to me that ouf
new neighbor, Mr.. Sawney, is pretty
ipdolent."
Farmer HOnlz-"Yes, he is so blamed
lazy that he actually don't worry
about anything. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

The newest leather seats for hall cnalrs
are laced with thongs Of the same mate
rial.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

It's funny that when people say man
was bested they mean that he was wors.ed.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

When fellow can't raise a beard be
feels that that is one of the ills that flesh
is hair to.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

Mrs. WinsloW's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inhamma.
tion ,allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c n DotJ
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Rest For the Ronnls.

The proper age at which a girl should
get married is Che parsonage.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

An Austrian thaler is only good for its
silver value-namely, about fifty cents.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

The worst Of borrowing trouble is thaS
II entails such high rate of interest
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

The man who gets into peck OF trouble
is in a measure to be pitied.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
5000 TO $500 A YEAR

We want intelligeut Men and Women as
travelling Representatives or Local Managers
salary t9oo to 1880 year and al cxpen Sc :,
according to experience and ability, we a'so
Mnnt local representatives. saiary 50 70 SIS a
week aud commission depending upon the time
acvoted. Send stamp for tull particulars eha
uste position preferred. Address, Dept. b.
THE BELL. COMPANY, Philadelphia. IA.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Cntarrh Cannot Re Cursd. .

1t would naturally be supposed that a
nose is broke when it hasn't got scent
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

About 300, 900 geese are annually brought
from Russia to Saxony
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

Making headway-knitting the neck of
O sweater.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

wNF@ GW NEW DISCOVERY; gives
EBBGpPSo Z quick rello and cures Sorss
cssa sooE OF testimonials and 10 days treatmene
Brso. ~. X. N. sRkhA sBohs' BOX ~ AuAh'A' ~
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

''The snuce Sbat made West Point fnm Ous.''
NJ C ClLHEhhYS TABASc0.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26

MISS LAURA HOWARD, CHICAGO.
knew ono day how would feel the
next. was nervous and had no APP
petite, neither could 1 sleep soundly
nights. Lydia u. PinlkhRm's Veg
etablo Compound, used in con-
junction With your Sanative Wash, did
more for rae than all the medicines
and the skill Of the doctors. For eight
months have enjoyed perfect health
! verify believe that most Of the doc
d tors are guessing and experimenting
when they try to cure a woman with
an assortment Of complications, such ns
mine but you do not guess. How
wish all suffering women could only
know Of your remedy; there would DO
less suffering know."--LAURA How
AND, 113 NOwberry Ave, Chicago, III.
5000 Jsrfst u GbSOi Testimonial 10 net SeHulH'-
Mrs. Pinkham invites all Wo-
men who are i'll to write her for
advice. Address Lynn, AIass.s
giving full particulars.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
"straws Show which Way the Wind
blows"

and the constantly increasing demand for and
steady growth in popularity OF ST. Jacobs Oh
among all classes OF people in every part OF
the Civilized world show conclusively what
remedy tho people use for their Rheumatism
hnd bodily aches and pains. Facts speak
louder than words, and the fact remains un-
disputed that the sale OF St. Jacobs Oil Ia
greater than all other remedies for outward
duplication combined. 1t aots like magic,
cures where everything elae fails. oonquers
pain.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
Money In sight

Hattie--I wish I knew some way to
make lots Of money
Uncle George-Easiest thing in the
world, Hattie. Go upon the stage, aAd
when you retire after twenty-five or
thirty years you can write your remi,,
niscences for the next half century and
get good money for them. l don't know
why; l only know you would.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
WlLS PILLs-9IalEsT Ofi:l am CAD.

Foroaiy I'D Cents ws VIII senl b any .. o. II.
dress ~ days Treatment OF the bs35 meliclne
earth. amt pa. you On tue track now 10 MAKE ffon.
cy right AZ your home Address all orders ID fns
X. n. wills llodicin Company, 38 Eliza.
beth Sc, ilNgDrstosyn, Rtd. Brnucd .h5eG
12Olndinuu Ave-, washington, ID. Cs
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-26
SOL8Dgaf Tooth Powder 25c
EEEz.

1T PAYS T22,sA A9XTRI'SE pNp e =. SS U y y
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REAL ESTATE -ROLJDEBUSH

Modern room house. bath. hot and cold
water, furnace, oak finish, lots, fine
shape. $4,000.
Modern 10 room house on Harrison, first
class IN every particular; s., 500 or less.
Fine suburban place of about acres,
north of city, all in fruit, room house.
S1.700.
Modern room house on Lincoln. $500.
and room houses from $500 to s., 900.
on payments.
IL lots on Fillmore near 9Th for $780,
building lots in all parts of the city,
cheap.
acres College Hill. $3.50.
80 acres near Tecumseh, 81 100.
We have several hundred farms. largo
and small, as cheap as can be sold.
We have stock ranches, improved or I'M
improved in eastern. middle or western
Kansas.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
Grocery stock doing big business, in
voice about S.. COO; choice location.
Flour and feed mill in prosperous city
Of 1900 habitaflts. not far from Topeka,
doing paying business. Can use a ranch
or city property on this. Price SO. 900.
Only mill in the city.
go acres of land in Finney county. Can
use city property in exchange.
30 acres 4 miles from CITY bottom land
good house, for city property.
Hotel in county seat, makes money for
the proprietor WIN take city or farm
property in exchange.
Kansas CITY Mo-, property. paying a
handsome income, for Topeka business
Laundry For saie-one of the best
porous city of 80 600 inhabitants; invoice
about $500 to $1,000. Paying business.
Good reasons for selling.
We have merchandise and real estate
EMMETT E. ROuDEBrsH.
Phone 26I. Ground Floor. 110 W 9Th aV.
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FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.
~-~-~~~---~~----~---~---~
FOR SALE BY
W. c. Stephenson & Co.,
500 KANSAS AVE.
d.
Over Rigby's.

IL lots on Monroe St. paving and sewer.
eastfront. close in. will sell to right par
3 lots. east front. son Jefferson St, room
cottage, cellar. fine large porch, vel and
100, 500 cash, balance in monthly pay
2 lots and room residence on Polk st.
near 18TH Hot and cold BATH water
closet, steam heat, cistern and city water
IN sink IN kitchen, sewer connection SzJo
barn. everything complete. Price $500.
s room house on Harrison st between
wafer. VIII offer for few days at 1850;
payment down, balance can be arranged
paid for. tine pressed brick. s room resi-
dence, front hall and stairs, hard wood
and fixtures, mantle, CRATE, furnace heat
fine barn, Originally cost $500 Snap
~ lots Oh Clay near .4th. story room
house. hard oil finish sewer connection.
offer for a few days VS. at s.. 500: 500 cash,
balance may be arranged in payments II
3 room cottage on Lake near Sth. Price
$500; $50 cash. balance monthly payments,
20 acres. Slk miles southeast of Topeka.
nice room cottage, well and clstern,
exchange for gooa piece of Topeka prop
erty- This little farm rents for sl60 cash
~ lots on Madison st.. between 9Th ana
18th SITS Price $3.50. Nice location for a
IL lots on Lane st near 7th and room
house, cellar, front hall a-d stair. hard
OIL nnlSn- Dath room. etc. sewer conn6c-
ton. s. 500. part cash. balance can be ar
ranged.
IL lots and ? story room house. front
hall and stairs. hard oil finish. sliding
doors, gas and bath. city and cistern
water, barn, fine elm shade, on Buchanan
st. near 7th- Price $1.750. "A bargain - q
lots, east front. on Harrison. excellent
location for nice home Price $500
Many other bargains to offer not adj
vertiSed.
Money to loan on real estate security
a t low rates.
Houses to rent
Fire insurance written at the lowest
rates.
". c. STEPHENSON & CO..
coo Kansas Ave. lOver Rigby,s.l
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE BY
w. VI. FORBES.
SECURITY BUILDING.

No. . A-5O #. east front on Kansas ave;
improved by a 2-story business house and
a 2-stOry frame dwelling: city water.
Good rental property. Price 1900; will df-
vide
No. 179 Al lot. improved by a 2-story
dwelling Of rooms, on Central ave, close
in Price 81 900.
No. az D-25 IT. east front on Buchanan
near HuntOon. improved by history
frame dwelling 5 rooms. Price $3.50; easy
terms. Good condition.
No 1e5 As lots fronting on Seward ave.
near shops. improved by a neat cottage
of rooms, good barn, water and CELLAR
all in good condition. Price 81. 700
No. 241 $50 It. east front on Winfield
ave, improved by a 2-story dwelling Of s
rooms. barn, henhOuse and fruit trees
Price 500. WIN exchange for farm
No. 121 40 it east front Elm wood
ave. improved by a 2-St0ry frame dwell
ing Of rooms. Price 81 800.
vacant lots on Shawnee ave, 500 each /;
brick walk paid for.
vacant lots on Lane near car line and
pavement, 5000: shade and walk paid for.
A large list of farm properties in all
parts Of the state.
Suburban tracts with and without i'm
proVementS
Tornado insurance, fire insurance. money
to loan W. NJ. FORBES
Topeka kas
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Sealed bids will be received at the office
of the clerk of the Board of Education Of
the city Of Topeka kas.. up to 6p. M.
Wednesday. May s. for the erection 81 the
IoWman Hin school building city OF To-
pekay kas.s according to plans and sppci-
hcatiOns IN the office Of H. NJ Hadley.
architect, 5d Jackson street. Topeka,
Kansas.
A certified check for per cent OF the
amount of the bid must Accompany each
bid as 4 guaranty that the successful bid
der will enter into contract for the same
II awarded to him, and give a security
bond in sum equal to the amount Of
his contract for the performance of the
same and for the payment of all bills &C
cruing against the work which might be
come liens against the building. according
TO law. Said check TO be made payable to
the treasurer Of the Board Of Education
of the city OF Topeka, Kas-, for the bell
eft Of said board as forfeit in case said
successful bidder fails to enter into con-
tract and give said bond within 1--WE days
after the award IS made.
The board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids.
BY order OF the Board OF Education.
J. =. STEWART. Clerk.
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BARNES REAL ESTATE co.

Good room modern residence, west
side, good locality, lots, barn. cheap at
5room cottage. IL lots. well. cistern,
barn. Polk st. 81 200.
II room house. corner lots, front and
blocks from Auditorium; trade for smaller
room house. II lots. cellar. cistern and
city water. barn. 10th street. 3 blocks from
Kansas ave. cheap 81. 800
6 room house. bath room. halls, large Gel
lar. barn, lots. Western ave, 5000
New room house bath room, West
room cottage, 50 It. front, corner Kilt
4 room cottage. lots near college, SEQ
room house. IA lots. well, cistern, barn,
Lincoln near eth 81 500.
room house. lots. well, cistern, barn,
9Th and Taylor. $500
IS acres. miles out good improvements
trade for city property.
Some very desirable vacant lots.
BARNES REAL ESTATE CO.
Phone 262. 113 West Fifth St
SNAPS FOR SOME ONE
10 acres bottom land. z miles out.
6 room house on Van Buren, ST. between
Third and Fourth. with one lot, house in
first-class order.
House of 5 rooms on Lincoln St. be-
tween Seventh and Eighth sts-. with two
lots.
in North Topeka
20 acre farm to rent.
within the next 10 days at some price.
Come at once and see Us If you want
snap. PAYNE & THOMPSON.
627 Kansas ave.
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NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that the Board
of County Commissioners OF Shawnee
county. Kansas, will. on the first Monday
of each month. at o'clock p. m, at the
office Of the colunty clerk lease 20 the
highest bidder for cash, lands and town
lots sold to Shawnee county on tax sale
and held for "a period Of three years or
more. as provided in House bill No. 2l2.
being An act to provide FOR the leasing
by the boards OF county commissioner
of the several counties IN this state OF
lands and towns lots. where the county
has held a tax sale certificate on such
lands or town lots for a period OF three
years or more prior. 70 the date Of the
lease" List OF all lands and town lots
subject to lease IS on iile IN the office
Of the county clerk.
Done by order Of the Board or County
Commissioners this 18Th day Of April, 1901.
SCOTT kE lSET.
JNo. NJ WRIGHT, County Clerk.
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NOTICE no HOMEsEEKEas.

If YOU want to buy a home anywhere
in the United states. Canada or Mexico.
send description Of what you want. how
much you wish to pay and the terms you
desire to buy on to R G. Martin & Co.
publishers of the Real Estate Investor.
and 1t VIII be inserted free. You Wi
then be placed in communication with real
estate dealers and land owners in the
neighborhOOd OF where you wish TO locate.
The paper contains a large list of bargains
in business properties. homes. ranches.
timber lands and mineral lands. SUBJ
scripticn price 800 per year In advances.
Sample copies by mail 10 cents
r. CT MARTIN & CO., Publishers
Topeka. Kan.
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FOR SALE BY NJ. HEERY,
1os EAST 9Th ST.

room house and IL acres three blocks
north of city limits on Taylor ST., 100
bearing peach trees, well, cistern and
small barn. s., 100. on time payments.
room house. corner St John ard West
ern ave. Price $3.50. on time payments
50 lots west Of Shorey. S25 each.
leo acres good grass land in Wabaun-
see county. $3.50 acre
Business house Jackson St. S.. 800
This pays per cent clear of taxes. in
Surance and repairs.
Business house on Kansas ave north.
Price s.. 800.
Business block on Kansas ave, s1s. 600
Rents pay per cent
Is lots east of Santa Fe shops; q lots.
21st and Adams SITS, $23 each II taken to-
gether.
NJ HEERY. 10s East Fifth st.
FOR SALES lots on Topeka ave be-
tween I'd and Sd INQUIRE at 219 Tyler
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31k acres. house and barns within city
limits, orchard. 81 800
acres, Highland Park $500
room good house, 10 lots, west of city
$3.50
40 acres. west Of city, fine home. Open
TO offer.
es acres. near Marshall No. bottom.
500 acres. Douglas county. room house.
farm and pasture land, beautifully 10
Gated. bargain at SO per acre.
10 acres, miles south Of city, improved
for fruit, $500.
% acres near Beloit, bottom land.
quarry. SIS per acre
800 acres GRAY county, s. per acre
100 acres timber land, Tennessee. $7eo
$40 10 miles from Mobile Ala, $15
per acre
We have houses to rent
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FOR SALE
room modern house. near Washburn
college. $3.50
II room modern house 8 lots. y block
to capitol grounds. TO exchange for farm
room modern house. > blocks Of cap
itoI grounds. sell cheap or trade for farm.
Cottage east Of shops near Oakland 500:
$50 cash. SCOTT & SCOTT
SIS Kansas ave.
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FOR SALE.
WHEAT AND GRASS LAND


100 acres in Ford county, s1k miles of
town, all tiiiabiea. 60 acres in cultivation
166 acres. all tiilable. good land. 500
$50 acres il Meade county; good land
$50 acres. Greeley. all ullable. $50.
100 acres. Ness county. $3.50.
$50 acres Pawnee county. improved. z
room house. 10 acres wheat. one-third to
$50. acres. Pawnee, so acres in wheat,
one-fourth to purchaser. $500.
wheat or pasture land fenced. well, Wind
mill and tanks, miles of town. Price
i,2so acres on Saline river. all tillable. $50
barn. Price 5000.
room house. cattle sheds and barn and
well at house, Clark county. Price 1000
16o acres, Meade county, all tillable. y
mile railroad station. $500
100 acres improved, near Guthrie. o. T.
SCOTT & SCOTT, SIS Kansas ave.
T. D. HUMPHREYS.
FIRE. TORNADO AND ACCIDENT IN
SURANCE. REAL ESTATE
AND RENTALS.
For sale or trade. 80 Polk St. 2 lots.
good cottage, cistern, city water. sewer
70 be sold cheap. SOB East sth st.. lots
on corner. room house. cistern. well.
For sale. cheap. 615 Western ave.
4 room cottage on Taylor st. 81 100
Large house and lots, Fillmore St.
large barn. well, cistern, fine shade. s.. 600.
acre TRACT with nice, neat house, 2
miles east of Kansas ave, $500.
List your sales and rentals with me.
T. D. HUMPHREYS
Room 20, Columbian Building
FOR SALE
acres good land in Highland Park. 3
very cheap J. E TORRINGTON.
109 West Sixth st.
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FOR SALE
Good s room cottage. lots. fine location
on pavement to WaShburn college; spe-
cia1 price for a short time, $500
room house. - tt east front. only 3
blocks from state house. city water. barn.
fruit. $500, $500 down. balance in monthly
PAYMENTS Why not pay rent to your
Good room house, east front. Polk St,
I block %rom Car line; a bargains 100.
$4e0 down.
45 acres Of splendid land. half mile from
city. cheap. Can be sold or in small
tracts and double money
J. A. DAVIS & CO,
Entrance on 9Th St Sol Kansas ave
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FOR SALE BY
J. D. MILLER & CO..
SIT KAN. AVE.

No. e54-240 acres wen improved farm IN
Monroe county. Iowa Price 81 00n for sale
or exchange for land near Topeka
No. 659-S room house, lots, in best To-
cation in Manhattan. KaS-- for sale at
81 200 or will exchange for Topeka home.
No. 65I-160 acres Of new choice land, Il
miles from Topeka 4 snap. g 300
We have for sale a large list OF farms.
suburban and residence property at rea-
Sonable prices and on easy payments.
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THE STRAUSS AGENCY,
Central National Bank Building, Room A.

or tradei n
anna
o q acres near a a
ty ale nge a nds to suit BUYERS
houses ckft shops etc
o a owe " Read the onoUing: