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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1901-01-16
A Poem by the pope,

Rome Jan. 1.-THE Osseryatore Ro-
mano publishes Latin poem written
by the pope and dedicated to Christ on
the occa sion of the beginning of the
new century.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
CURATIVE PROPERTIES
or Green Mountain Renova.er Are Excellent
Made It's Way on Merit Alone and Its Sale in
This City Has Been Increasing Day by Day.

one remarkable thing about smith :
Green Mountain Renovator is the fact
that it had never Dcen advertised until
1S4S. the sales OF the medicine depend
ing wholly upon the reputation Of its
cures. ana in spite OF that fact the
business has extended to nearly every
state in the Union. Considering this
fact it seems truly wonderful that it
has become SO widely known. Here in
Augusta tie same story may be told.
1t has only been advertised in our
paper a short time but canvass of
the druggists by one of our reporters.
revealed unprecedented results-a sale
not TO be e1ualled by any proprietary
medicine on the market.
This certainly proves the great merit
Of this preparation, ana only goes to
show that 4 medicine that will really
cure viii become famous in spite Of
the fact that it has not been generally
advertised. 1t has worked its way to
the front ranks by mouth to mouth
advertising: and now. since the st.
Adams Remedy 60. Of St. Adams. VT.
own the proprietary rights, and have
brought the attention of the publ" to
this great medicine. the sale has been
something remarkable. and the medi-
cine is not only the leader in Augusta
but in every city, town and hamlet in
the United States. Simply because it
cures. For the blood and humors it is
uncXcelled in its effects and it is
equally valuable for catarrhal and
rheumatic complaints. In a word. for
all the numerous diseases arising from
impure blood. the medicine has no
superior. and as its properties be
come further known. Smiths Green
Mountain Renovator Will not only get
the credit as the biggest seller in this
country. but better still. the only
medicine that honestly CURES.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

God still remains in the minds Of
some. nence in the summer time. a.s the
! black clouds loom up. ana during the
storm. cedar is burned as sacrifice
Some still retain the idea that ghosts
roam around 1t VIII with power for
evil. and some also fear to 90 out
alCne at night. The old tribal custom
of selling girls in marriage is no longer
prac ticcd. but in place of it-or. rather
as lingering part of 1.-THE brothers.
sisters, cousins. uncles. and aunts. as
well as the parents. must first give
their consent before the girl can marry
The old tradition that the earth is the
Great Father the people do not now
believe. Some of the older people can
p" seen occasionally. when eating
dropping bits Of food to the ground as
a sacrifice to 'Toonkanshela, one Of
their greatest gods.
There are less than 2.00o Yankton In
dams in the state, and they prefer
farming to stCck-raising. Dancing and
the giving away of everything they
own are the old traits hardest to " cr-
come.
Al the Sisseton Reservation. on which
are about ,. 900 Indians. they either
farm or rent their lands to white men.
and live on the proceeds. one custom
that works detriment to them is
visiting. An Indian has very little
ambition to accumulate stock ana
grain. for rs soon as he does some Of
his friends make him a visit. which
terminates only when stock and other
breadstuffS are gone. for Indian
etiquette does not Drcnit him to refuse
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
ClpiLIZING lHE SIOUX.
The Work Making Remarkable Hcadway in
South DakOtO.

The Indian bureau is making re
nIarka bic Roadway in the civilization
of The Sioux of South Dakota. y
visitor TO any of the reservations to-
day might not he inclined to that be
| lief bat il his memory ran over Il
period of thirty or forty years, he
would appreciate the change.
The Sioux used to be among the
tercest Indians Of the West. To their
credit are charged many bloody massa-
cres, notably the killing Of Gen. George
| a. Custer and his command Of about
300 men on Little Big Horn river, in
Montana. in 1876. Their last deter
mined stand against the white men VAS
at the battle of Wounded Knee Creek.
| 1890. when 35 officers and men ana
over 200 Indians We're killed. Up to
that time they had, for fifty years, re-
tarded the advance of civilization
west of the Mississippi. killing and
scalping right and left, and murder
| ouSly haras sSing the government
| troops sent out to protect the builders
of the Union Pacific. But a different
condition of affairs exists today. There
are over 0,000 members of the Sioux
nation in South Dakota, and they ar"
increasing annually. The tepee Of the
| plains has given way to the log.
adobe and farmhouse: the war-dance
! is relic Of the past. except for an
! occasional celebration on the reSerVa
| tion when a feast dance is INDUCED in,
the war songs are now supplantei BY
| religious songs taught the children
and the grandchildren at the day and
| the Sunda y school: the great hunting
| expeditions are thing of memory.
| The Indians paint their faces still.
| but So they argue, does the palcface
suuaW. Their decoration today is that
Of personal adornment, not a pre-
| iminary step to massacre. The
| breeCh -clout, fantastic adgear, and
streams of feathers have made way in
the ma ajority of cases for civilian
clothes.
on the Pine Ridge reservation live
6,5l6 Indians, the remnants of those
who participated in the Custer massa-
| ere and the Wounded Knee Creek bat
| tie. More children attend school there
today than a year ago. This tribe de
votes its time to Stock-raiSing. The
| love for dancing and giving away food
and property are the two tribal Gus
l'toms hardest to abandon.
Nearly J.tUO INDIANS reside on the
Rosebud agency. They have aban-
doned agriculture for stoCl-raiSing.
and during the past three years have
remodeled their houses. substituting
shinGle roofs for old-time dirt ones
putting in windows. building corrals.
ami putting up hay They are grow
| ing more numerous. and the at
Tendance of children at the schools is
, Increasing.
The Cheyenne River agency has al
most 5000 redskins. and the registra-
ticn books a the post show a Slight
decrease in the past few years. The
indians of this reservation. saws
Agent Hatch 'as a people have given
NJ all th.s Old customs. Some few in
tiiyidual- here ana there participate in
tha vapor bath. and although conjuring
IS no longe. practised, some make their
medic ines in secret. Government
p!.ysio ians are constantly thWarted in
their efforts by the use of Indian nos
nvns. The old idea of the Thunder
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
TO CURE THE GRIP.
Advice Of a Famous Physician.
First and foremost, REST.

First and foremost, REST.
Take care of yourself. Your already
weakened nerves want rest. and must
have it. If the attack is severe. go ia
bed and remain there More fataIi-
ties result from the neglect of this pre-
caution than from any other cause.
Eat sparingly. Your digestive Or
sans are in no condition to take care
of large quantities of food.
Dr.nk plenty Of pure, cold water.
IL alIays the fever, stimulates the kid
heys TO action and opens up the pores
OF the skin. Keep the bowels open
with Dr. Niles Nerve and Liver Pills.
rake three doses Of DR.. Miles Nerv-
me per day, and if you cannot sleep
take an extra dose at bed time. TO
further control the fever and 20 over
come the peculiar aches and pains OF
grip. use DR.. Miles Pain Pills. They
act quickly and effectually, and no bad
eHects result from their use. These
remedies have been thoroughly tested
more than million times, and their
elIlclency is thoroughly established
Ihey never fail to give relief.
DR.. Miles Remedies can be found
at any drug store, and they are sold on
a positive guarantee that first bottle
or package benefits or money refunded
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
How a Time Lock Thwar!ed a Dying Man.
Philadelphia Public Ledger

Philadclphia Public Ledger
The Presbyterian church of Mount JOY
loses handsome legacy by The decision
of the auditor in the estate of the Rev.
David CONWAY. deceased. its pastor. In
May. iS99, he was injured in diving ac-
cident The night he died he made hi;
will be1ueat thing $1,000 t. the church.
When told that a beuuest 10 a pubic in
stitution rad to he made - days before
HE testaturs death 10 be valid. he gave
H M Hartman an order for $500 worth
Of bonds in the Mount JOY National
Bank directing him TO tIrn them ovc'
N the church Mi. Hartman t.lcphonei
th,. bank ca-hie- from Lancaster, direct
ing him to send the bonds to him that
night IRE bank vault was closed. ana
the time lock prevented him opening il
until the next morning ~ that time
IN. Rev Mr.. Conway was dead.
The bonds were delivered to Mr. IIast-
.o4n. WI" n,ld them pending legal a.
cigion. The auditor. retcrtiv. filed hi4
repo:t. declaring III" gifi void. ana sur-
charging the executor of the clergyman
estate s922c. the yaE" Of til" bonds and
interest
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

Everybody says that J. w. Cdy is look
ing splendid since his recovery from uha
grip at his home in Des Moines, Iowa.
They all know that DR.. Miles Nervine
was what cured him.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

At nearly three score ana ten Mrs. Ga !
len Humphrey was lighting against ODDS
when the grip attacked her; but she took
Or. Miles NerV1ne. ana now her neigh
bors in Wareham. Mass., remark on nov,
well she is looking.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26


Breeders of Prize Winners.
I'VE Won a prizes at the last two shows
ar e.u IN Los Angeles. this remember
World. -
,6puf prices are reasonable. We carry
IN 5fddes OF stock from $500 per mead up
tsC ChdnplonS and Crystal Palace win
H. \ We sold several harcs that went to
Nv boSton show. after winning first here.
raSeI"cted our hareS personally in Eng
~ before the best were gone.
s%NT FREE. Our Il page book hand
h%aely illustrated with half tones of our
giss4les, tells all about The care of Bel
VI HAVE, 1000 PRIZE, CARDS, . MED
AIS AND ) SILVER CUPS WON IN
HNGLAND WITH OUR ONE STRAIN
rbmoe want good live agents. will pay
VIII commissions and furnish agents
lara,a l,n, me line Of prize cards for display
fors photos, and plenty of elegant books
srord lee dstributiun We give oiticia
earr,. eTrv caro- with every hare sold. We
of r. fiemish- Silver Grays and all kinds
po,,aHIcI rabbits Besides our own i'm
strairs mares We carry all the popular
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

After an Illness Of five weeks from the
grin. Mrs. Harriet jackson is again
about and looking fin'. She began taking
DR.. Miles Nervine after the fourth wees
Her homo is in E"TIin% Green, hiu
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

The friends of Mrs. J.. Denison will be
pleased 10 learn OF her recovery from
grin. at her home in Bay City, Mich.
through the use of DR.. Miles Nervine and
pills
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
DON'T BE "A CLAM!

" dht UF anu investigate.
Book is FREE. Send a 2-cent stamp
II ~ poStdge- Send now our proposition is
United United and your neighbors will soon take
"iiat We offer if YOU don't.
,nu nudress for book r. II. Cassens, Water
'nie, Me, L. n. CoVell. Wellneet, Mass,
VI L. +. Hanson. Belfast, Me.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

W. f. Nihells of st. Louis, Mo. who
was down with grip. is reported much
improved. lie used DR.. Miles Nervine
and Pills.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
sets ca.


our line Of Royal Worcesters is
growing more and more in public favor
and 553 in the new straight fronts are
styles that are winning many compli-
ments from the ladies for excellence of
finish and fit, together with the rea-
sonablenesS of the price.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
PERSONALS.

Mrs. Z. T. Green has recovered from an
attack OF the grip at Canaseriga, n. ",
by the use of DIR. Miles Pain Pills.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
WE WILL SEND YOU
OUR FREE BOOK ON
BELGIAN HARES,

clear profit. We will LOAN you a fine
hneiglan Doc for one year and. supply
M DUCK service free. you raise them. we'll
stli them 100000 capital will back our
Proposition
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

Among the victims Of the grip epidemic
now so prevalent, +. Coyle is now recov-
cring at Canton. o.. by the use of DR..
Miles NerVine anu Pills.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
&, Bangor { Aroostook
~ RAILROAD.
No. Arrangement of Trains
in Effect November 21, 1900.

=
Pullman Buffet Parlor Cars. between
Caribou and Bangor on trains leaving
Caribou at 6.25 A. NJ. and Bangor at $40
E. NJ. 49,.
55 EAvM r. r4Wsfapa Watgf1iils o0 NJ NJ MA9ssHsihs sah
g9r' s go a; M; Arrive Lagrange. 2ls A.
!Ion 1a:ksi WHTk 1870 q a M s.s A.
;;g.5G A; N; Patten, Ills A: NJ; Island
Falls, ll.l5 4. NJ; Smyrna Mills, 1l;5o a.
n; Masardis,. los NJ: Ashland. l.35 ?:
?. NJ; Presque Isle. zoe P. NJ; Caribou.
23O 7. NJ: New Sweden. 500 F: NJ; Van
croft, 9.10 A. M; Guilford, 9.S5 A.. NJ:
Monson. 1913 A. NJ; Greenvilie. 1880 A..
LEAVE Portland. 1925 A. NJ: Augusta.
gor. $40 2. NJ; Arrive Brownville, 442 r.
n: Norgross, S;SS F. F. S'; aillinoeket iL1ssk 5;Sa
500 P NJ; Presque Isle. 81 P. M: Car
iboL, l0.i5 p NJ; Fort Fairfield. 1905 P.
LEAVE Montreal sos P. NJ: Quebec.
2iO P. NJ; Greenville $50 A. NJ: Monson
junction. 6.25 a. NJ: Guilford. 6.42 A. M:
P9yer rGn WnTkf anf FoSegoI & 4 rHvpSe M
ARRIVE Bangor. go il. NJ.
LEAVE Fort Fairfield $50 A: NJ: Car.
lhou, 6.2J A. M, IreSque Isle. b.52 A. M.
Houlton, $50 A. NJ; Ashland. 7.10 A. M. :
Masardis. 1856 A. NJ; Smyrna Mills, s.5l
A. NJ; Island Fails. &C. 4 NJ; Patten.
us A. NJ; sherman, 9.46 A. NJ; Millinoc-
ket, 1888 A. Nj: Norcross. 10.45 A. NJ:
Brownvi!le. 1l.36 A: NJ; Arrive Bangor.
LOS Z. NJ; Waterville. $40 P. M; Au-
gusta, $50 p. NJ; Portland, 5.S5 P. M.
LEAVE Caribou. 11.5e A. M: Van Bu-
ren, 1906 A. NJ: New Sweden, 11.O7 A. M:
Limestone, 1910 A. NJ: Presque Isle.
l2.2O P. NJ: Fort Fairfield, Ills A. NJ:
Bridsewater. los 2. NJ; Houlton, 2.W
255 p. NJ; Sherman, s26 P. NJ; Norcross.
i2S p. NJ; Katahdin Iron Works. 800 P:
NJ; Brownville. 527 P. M; Lagrange. SOS
}i0 Z. NJ; Guilford. All p. NJ; Dover and
Foxcroft sos p. NJ; Arrive Bangor. ~
z. NJ; WaterviIe, $50 p. NJ: Augusta,
0.43 z. NJ; Portland, 1.25 A. NJ.
GEO. NJ. HOUGHTON. g. p. & T. 4.
W. NJ. BROWN. Superintendent
Bangor. Nov. s. 1900.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

Ladies trimmed hats, only Il left OF
the sl.9S, s2.49 ana $500 values. Now
your choice,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
ACCOMMODATION TRAINS.

Through tickets to California and all
points South and West may be had Of e.
IL. Walker, ticket agent, Augusta. the
only Office in Augusta selling via all
routes and checking baggage free Of ex-
pense.
GEO. F. EVANS, " P. & Gen. Man.
+. f. BOOTHBY, G. P. & r. A.
Portland. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
RAILROADS & STEAMBOATS,.
Zt[NR{3NI$6 [I4MNZ|I$6

G4sSifk&&&A4
In Effect Nov. 12. 1900.
Passenger trains leave Augusta ~ fol-
lows: :
THROUGH TRAINS.
&C, GOING wEsT-s;4o A. N. for Lewiston.
land, Boston, Bridgton Montreal and
iston, Pennington, Phillips. Cara apasset.
ham, n. H.. Berlin Falls. Groveton,
sns NSj fRtrstferd Rascdor Island Pond c2ebTooa d
portland; 20 7. NJ. texpressJ for Bruns-
WICK, Portland and Boston. connecting
IrI tsr hdlh' Portland. Lewiston. Cornish.
nfiGs = ton. No. CONWAY ana Bartlett; 1876
LEWISTON, Batn. Portland ana Boston;
i.,. ,.a1 \. n nally except Monday for Port
GOING EAST-l35 A. NJ might ex-
pressl for Skowhegan. Bangor. Bar Har.
bOr. -. Stephen, Calais, ST. John, Hall
lax and Aroostook county and 10 Wash
east does not connect for Skowhegar1 nor
on Sunday morning for Belfast. Foxcroft
or beyond Bangor: $40 A. NJ. FOR Water
vile. Belfast. sk9whegan. bangor and
ton. Woodstock, st. john and Halifax:
l23a z: NJ, Watervile. Bangor. Old
IoWh, P3tten, Houit1r and Caribou via
3. & A. r; r, and t. -e~'i..3:.. VIA Oak
land and Winthrop; go p. NJ. express for
Waterville, Bangor. Bar Harnor. Wash
Co. r. r.. Old Town. Greenvllle ana
katahdin Iron Works: 32o P. n. for Wa
tervil!e, Oakland. North Anson. Bingham,
Skowhegan, Belfast, Foycrof.. Greenviii3.
Bangor. Old Town ana Mattawamkeag:
rs p. NJ for EsatervilIe.
SUNDAYS Going West. IHA. M. for
Portland, Boston; 1927 A. NJ. l0.55 p. M.
,or Brunswick, Bath. Portland and Bos-
ton. Going East, lbs A. NJ. Bangor; 9.1S
Bangor.
The Night Pullman Train leaving at
] IS A. NJ. Monday morning. going east
does not connect for Skowhegan nor on
sunda-- morning for Belfast, Foxcroft or
beyond Bangor
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26

Large size cotton hand towels. size
11X45 inches with red and blue borders,
worth 20c. pair. at
Daily Kennebec journal., 1901-02-26
MERRILL BROS

i73 & 227 Water st., Augusta
Homemade Bread daily.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07
YOUR VACATION.

A few reasons why you should
spend it at Eureka Springs, Ark.
Because; The rate is so low.
Because: First class accommoda.
tions are so reasonable; Board from
So 90 TO $40 90 per week.
Because: IT'S waters are conceded
by all to be absolutely pure and most
beneficial to the health.
Because: It's advantages for fish
ing, hunting. picnicing and all out
door sports cannot be excelled.
Because: Located at the top Of the
"ozarks" the days and nights are al.
ways cool and the breezes most re-
freshing.
Because: There are no flies TO an.
noy by day nor mosquitoes to disturb
ones rest at night
Because It is situated contiguous
to the vast mineral district Of Ar
kansas and presents many opportun-
tiles for prospecting along this line.
Because: For Health, Wealth or
Pleasure Eureka Springs can't be beat,
The Frisco Line is the only direct
route t. this famous resort and during
the remainder of the summer will
have low rates and popular price ex
cursions at all times. For further
information apply 10 the nearest
Frisco representative or address
either OF the undersigned.
Bryan Snyder,
General Passenger Agent,
ST. Louis, Mo
B. r. Dunn,
District Passenger Agent,
Wichita, Kas.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07
GOOD SECOND HAND
MACHINERY AT HALF PRICE

bought machinery and has
ond machines which win be virtually given
the following invited call and examine:
$50 pounds IN
shape; hole peforatons VIII peoae
will Price 8l5 0O
comparatively knife d
ustments Double Perfect
y Squares "a inches $50 Price $4,000
CuterA powerful handy cutter
clamp guagewhe quite This cutter
requires power cutter
squares Latham
beng automatically ink revolving disc In
shape VIII sell for $35 90
SALE PRINTING COMPANY
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07
Roek IsIand,s 9. A. B. &C.


The passenger department Of the
Rock Island railway announces the
lowest rates to Cleveland on account
Of the G. A. r. encampment Ceptem-
Der z to IL, that have been accorded
the Old Soldiers since 1887. The
rate is less than one fare for the
round trip. Tickets will be on sale
from stations west of the Missouri
rvier. September Z to 10 Inclusive and
will be good to return UP to and in
cluding September IS, but the return
limit may be extended until October 6
by depositing the tickets with joint
agent before September Is and pay
ing fee of fifty cents.
The trip to Cleveland viii be one
Of much pleasure and enjoyment. The
extremely low rate made by the Rock
Island will make It possible for large
numbers Of the Old Soldiers and
their friends TO go at very small ex
pense. From Cleveland there will be
cheap rates in effect enabling those
who desire to visit the Pan-AmericaI
exposition and this trip to Buffalo cer
be made either by rail OF boat.
Cleveland Is making a special effor
to take the best care possible Of thu
Veterans as we'll as visitors and ai
lord them every opportunity for
pleasant and enjoyable time while il
the city. The new soldiers monu
ment located In the public square viii
be compIeted the electric lighting
effects OF this monument, 1t is said
will eclipse anything OF its kind here
tofore attempted in this country
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07
BOOMING BUSINESS
in KIOWA COUNTRY
Many Charters and NOtariaI
Commissions Issued by
the Secretary

Secretary Grimes has issued the
following chartors
The Citizens Bank of Ripley Il
has $4,000 capital stock The stock.
holders are. John C. Foster. E b.
Foster, Paul Foster George II. Fos-
ter, all Of Guthrie.
The Bank of Hobart, Of Hobart Kio-
wa county; has capital stock Of S15,-
600. The stockholders are. S. T. Let
son. Hobart; Port E Hovey, Hobart;
NJ A. Low Topeka; Frank Evans,
Topeka.
The Bank Of Hitchcock, Of Hitch.
cock, Blaine county Capital stock
$4,000 One Of the stockholders is
John C. Fisher of Okeene, a promi.
nent business man of that town.
The Oklahoma Townsite and Devel
opment company of Sherman. Co
manohe county. Capital stock is So
600. The company will have branch
offices at Mcknight and Lexington,
Okla.
The Asher Townsite and Develop
ment company of Shawnee, capital
stock of 10000 The incorporators
are, c 40. Ash .r, A. b. Jones, Cash NJ.
Cade, Of Shawnee; Lee Patrick Of Sac
and Fox Agency, and ]. w McLoud
.of Little Rock Ark.
The Hitchcock rownsite and I'm.
provement company IF Hitchcock
Blaine county; capital stock Of $751;
600. The incorporators are, NJ. A.
Thompson, Guthrie; Buel Cronkhite
Of Kiel, and J. C. Roberts, OF King
fisher.
The following notarial commissions
were issued:
F. S. Barbour for Caddo county.
j. M billiard for Comanche county
N. p. Bullock for Payne county
George Hess for Caddo county.
j. e. Riddle for Kiowa county.
Miletus H. Snow for Caddo county
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07
There is SO Much News.

that even If it comes by telegraph we
overlook some OF Il. Isn't II a fact
that you have seen Dir. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin advertised several times
and have neglected to try #? An
ounce of Or. Caldwen's Syrup Pepsiu
is as good as a three weeks vacation.
Ask any druggist or anyone who has
taken It, Sold by +. B. Lille G. Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-08-07

lte a poor mule that won't work both
ways.
There's a difference between South.
down mutton and down South mutton.
when a man is aleng you can do
pend on it that there's trouble brew
ing for him
"Theros no place like comb" re-
marked the facotious bee as !, inter
ed the hive
OF couldn't stand the strain" ex.
piained the humorous boarder, as he
tossed a brick at the organ grinder.
For disobedience you take the
PALM chuckled the old man as he
smote the erring youth with heavy
hand.
"A woman may be too poor for
dress" says the Manayunk Phiiosi
opher. "bu, a dress is never too rich
for a woman"
Hoax-"You say he made a million
IN oll?" Joax-"Yes his misorly old
uncle tried to hurry the fire and the
can blew up"
When a man arrives at the con.
clusion that there's nothing on earth
good enoug.. for a certain woman, he
asks her to have him.
"The devil is not as bad as he's
painted" remarked the Wise Guy
No agreed the Simple Mug; he's
got a warm spot for all Of us"
Editor-"Your copy. Mr.. spacewrlte,
reads that the house burned up. You
meant burned down, didn't you?f
New Reporter-"No, sir. The fire
started in the cellar"
What, back again!" exclaimed the
lady of the house Didn't l give you
some soup yesterday" "Yes'm," re-
piled the hobo boldly; "Oue good
tureen deserves anoder."
The jolly old tar came to anchor
For lush and a spree he did hanchor
And when he got through,
Like the rest of the CROUCH,
He had nary a cent with his banchor
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p. r. Thomas, sumterWlle. Ala, Il
was suffering from dyspepsia when l
commenced taking Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. took several bottles and can
digest anything Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is the only preparation contain
ing all the natural digestive fluids It
gives weak stomachs entire rest, re-
storing their natural condition.