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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
TR!TE AND SHARP.

The man who borrows trouble need
never fear the collector
There is nothing more absurd than
a homely old hen trying to look chic.
Spare the switch and spoil the Golf
sure.
Now that wireless telegraphy is ac-
complished why not turn to wireless
politics
thought to make Miss Mrs.
made miss. she still Miss is.
Pocket dictionary skillfully com
piled collection of words comprising
only those that no one ever has oc-
casion to look up.
This is the time of the year the jan
itor mounts his throne.
Pride and poverty are i'll met, yet
often together.
Pride in prosperity turns to misery
in adversely.
Pride loves no man and is beloved
of no man.
Pride often borrows the cloak OF
humility.
A smile-A sparkling ripple on the
lips usually followed by a grimace
and a.chaser of some sort.
The bachelor, like the apple, gets
softer and softer the longer he remains
unpicked.
Owing to the cloudy weather the
falling stars fell down.
Wearers of the fashionable striped
shirt may be unconscious of the fact
that they are ''behind the bars =
Naturally the only meteor which
struck the earth landed in Iowa. 1t
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

was there also that the mysterious
airship stopped two years ago
Travelling expenses furnish the
largest item in the budget of Agui-
naldo's government.
There may be sermons in brooks.
but that's no excuse for going fishing
on Sunday.
Sitting down on a package of pins
is one way of receiving a few new
points.
Turn about is fair play, hence when
friend turns up and asks for the
loan of five, don't be delicate about
turning him down,
There are times when a man would
like TO feel that the whole world is
against him; one of these is when he
is drowning.
A man never gets all the conceit
taken out of him until he meets a
woman that is his equal in every re-
spect. A woman never gets all the
conceit taken out of her until she
dies.
There is a striking difference be-
tween a fat man and the modern
sy mbolie poet, for while the former
is the only one who has difficulty in
scanning his feet, the latter is the
only one IN the world who can sean
his.
Who fills my trembling soul with awei
Who pointeth out my every flaw?
Who fans my eardrums with her jaw
And when | would lay down the law
Who gives to me the blithe haw-haw
My nav.
in law.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Mr. G. A. Stillman, a merchant of
Tampico, ILL.,, writes: "Foley's Kidney
Cure is meeting with wonderful sue
cess. 1t has cured some cases here
that physicians pronounced incurable.
| myself am able to testify to it's merits.
My face today is a living picture of
health, and Foley's Kidney Cure has
made it such. > Hatch Bros, and Ben
netts.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

H.C. Watkins. sexton of the Metho-
dist church. Springfield, Pa says My
wife has been very bad with kidney
trouble and tried several doctors with
out benefit After taking one bottle
of Foley's Kidney Cure was much bet
ter. and was completely cured after
taking four bottles Hatch Bros. =,
and BENEFITS.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
Farms for Sale.

| own six farms ranging from 100
to 40 acres, each having Lancaster
for its market town, all we'll watered.
/ can show 90 bushels of corn to tae
acre this year. These farms are for
sale at very low prices and on easy
terms. II. w. BRowN.
Lancaster, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
The Oldest and Best.

S. S. S. is a combination of roots
and herbs of great curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
searches out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. S. S. is not only blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength
ems and builds up the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri-
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrolula,
X heumatis m, Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Eczema, p soriasis, Salt
Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles,
and is an infallible cure and the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record of nearly fifty years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
Of. S. S. S. is more popular today
than ever. 1t numbers its friends by
the thousands. Our medical cores
pondence is larger than ever in the
history of the medicine. Many write
to thank US for the great good S. S. S.
has done them, while Others are seek
ing advice about their cases. All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our physicians have made
a life-long studyof Blood and Skin Dis
eases, and better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
makes a speciality of no one disease.
SIS s ::: ::: q: 1: 81: e
you to write us if you have any bloGi
or skin trouble. We make no charge
whatever for this service.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA GA
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Excursion tickets to milwaukee, Exposition.
Via the Northwestern line will be sold
Al reduced rates Tuesdays. THURSDAYS
and Saturdays, limited to return until
and including following Monday. APP
ply to agents Chicago Il Northwestern
Ry. 27-4
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

An English association regarding
woman's happiness has offered a re-
ward of f500 for greater blessing to
woman than Rocky Mountain Tea
Sensible Hatch Bros, and Ben
nett's Pharmacy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Last week | went about,
Full of trouble and of doubt.
Now I'm smiling and dance with de-
light,
had some Rocky Mountain Tea last
night.-Hatch Bros, and Ben
nett's Pharmacy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

and that if she
sleeps her dreams
will only be echoes
of the sufferings
of the day.
Why not sleep
soundly and rise
refreshed at morn
ing, with strength
and courage for
the days duties?
Weak, nervous
women, sufferers
from backache,
b e arin G. d o W n
pains, and other
W o m a My all
ments, have found
a perfect cure in
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescrip-
ton. 1t heals the
womanly diseases
which cause the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
Pheasant Dreams

Cries the young maid to her mother, as
she retires to rest. The mother smiles,
but signs She knows that the pains
that rack her will not stop for darkness,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

pains and nervousness. It makes weak
women strong and sick women well.
II deem it my duty to express my heartfelt
gratitude for having been the means. under
Providence, Of restoring me to health writes
Mrs. B. H. Mum, Of Springhill Leon Co., Fla.
r. For nearly two years I suffered from female
weakness 50 l could not stand on my feet any
length Of time could scarcely walk at ali.
Appetite was much impaired I had bearing
down sensations; can't express how badly I
did feel. Had tried several kinds Of medicine
which did me little or no good At last decided
to try Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription I had
not taken all Of two bottles before I Il was
benefting me 50 continued 10 take l. until
had taken seven bottles. when I felt entirely
cured Did not feel a touch Of nv old COM
plant. II has been over year since took
your medicine and I can truthfuily say that
nv health hae been better for the last year than
Il had been fc- four years previously.
rYou may publish this as testimonials
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, IN paper covers, IS sent free on
receipt Of Al one-cent stamps to pay
expense OF mailing only. Address Or.
Z. V. Pierce, Buffalo, y. Y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
a Llttle known Fact

That the majority of serious dis
eases originate in disorder of the kid
neys Foleys Kidney Cure is guaran-
teed. Be sure to get Foley's Hatch
Bros. =, and Benefits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Chas. Replogle of Atwater, o., was
unable to work on account of kidney
trouble. After using Foley's Kidney
Cure four days he was cured Hatch
Bros. andBennett's.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
Notice to Trespassers.

hereby give notice that no trespas-
sing is allowed on my farm north OF
the city. H. ABRAMS.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

AMERICAN fence wire is to ad-
vance in price. Purchase before the
raise comes. NJ Mcdonald.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
CITY OFFICIALS.

CITY OFFICIALS.
Mayor ......................... E. Hassell
Treasurer Observation-Disclosures Woodhouse
Assessor. .......................E f. Il. Mccoy
Marshal ............... .........Al Budworth
Justices Of peace w. +. McGonigai
-. ..-...........-. g. b. Wheeler
Aldermen list Ward .....-..-.J. +. Place
=. 80. ........-.....-..H II. RessmeyeT
I'd . ~ Obt. BroOkeF
.............-.. ...............H II. MuesSe
Sd Pat May, Lewis WetteT
4th . .......... II. Henkel
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. A. G. Knapp
Supervisor-lst Ward 49, ..Thos lockwood
I'd =. Nv. J. Brennan
Sd .........T hos. Mcdonald
Attn - $500 -. r.. Never Jr.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
Mckinley.

Asleep. asleep. the people weep
Because assassns hand
Again has gathered to the tomb
A ruler of the land.
generation still remains
To Lincolns relate;
Their children, too, full well recall
The genial Garfeld's fate
With them millions depore
Mcknleys tragic end,
And wonder why such bastard acts
Must freedoms attend.
Mckinley, known one beloved
In all his manhood years.
A whose simplicity
His to all endeaTs;
Mckinley child of and truth
youth of promise rare,
Like Lincoln, Garfield, at last
To highest honors bear:
Like them. % fill the chair of state,
The nations veal to lead
Unto higher Development
To freedoms fullest need.
Like them today he sleeps in peace;
Nearer my God, to Thee
Like theirs in all the walks of life,
Forever was his plea
Like theirs lay his body down
To enduring rest.
And with securities
Our leaders to invest
Until the anarch, nhilst
Shall banshed be forage
For this let every patriot heart
Live. act and ever pray.
II. L. JOHNSON, Lancaster, Wis
GGGGGGGGGGGGGS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
Professional Cards.

ATTORNEYS WATKINS s MOSES
Practice in all state and United States
courts. once over State Bank of Grant
County,
Lancaster. Wisconsin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19
DIRECTORS AND OFFICERS
ItYou are Going to California

Apply to agents Chicago & North
western R'y about the through Tour
ist Sleeping Car service to Los Ange-
les and San Francisco. Round trip
tourist tickets on sale daily. 2S-4m
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Read the Herald.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

ATToRNEY-w. J. brennan.
Pr actices in all courts. once in Wright
House Block,
Lancaster. Wisconsin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

PHYSICIANS E. HAssEL, M. D,
once over the Meyer-Showalter bank.
Jancaster Wisconsin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

Read the Grant County Herald.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

JUSTICE OF THE PEACE-W. F. McGoNI.
GAL.
ance Companies in the United States. Con-
vevancing and Record Searching of Title of
Real Estate in Grant county, a speciality.
Once in Mcdonald Block,
Lancaster, Wisconsin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

NOTARY PUBLIC-J. MARTIN BURGESS.
Insurance and Collections. Acknowledge
ments.
Lancaster, Wisconsin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

We print everything try US. =
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-09-19

DR.. G. C. MARLOW-DENTIsT
ONCE over Baxter s. Diapers store. Tele-
phone-office No, 81, Residence No. %.
Lancaster wisconsin
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08

will be admitted at half price. Tick
els will be issued to-day.
Tonight the lady eontortionist Will
give an exhibition on the stage. after
which a wrestling match will hoN
boards.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
Annexation Sentiment.

Sentiment for annexation To Wheeling
is growing In Fulton. The county road
thrown on the village will cost IL about
81 900 "A year to keep up Again, there Is
tax-paying residence property I'm the lin
its without fire protection, and should II
be destroyed or damaged by fire the VIII
lage would undoubtedly be sued for heavy
damages. as the owners are entitled TO
protection from fire. TO protect the prop
erty II will be necessary to extend the
water mains. This would cost the village
the expense of half u mile of 10-inch pipe.
Already there Is a necessity for at least
500 feet OF new hose. at cost of about
81 90 per foot amounting to $500.
Hence Il VIII be seen that with the
school tax of 80 cents. the tax levy next
year would reach, all taxes included. over
100 per hundred dollars. 1t Is now &c.
on the hundred more than the tax in
Wheeling. and the above rate would, of
course, make very much more In excess of
the Wheeling rate of levy for all pur-
poses.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
Ot.pute ms TO Authority.

There is a dispute in Fulton as to who
has the right to appoint special man to
act in the sergeant OF policies place when
that officer is sick or absent.
John l. Conner Is now absent on two
weeks vacation. and Mayor Stein has APP
pointed Konrad Stein to act as sergeant
during his absence. A. c. Wagner. the
recorder of the village. disputes the may
or's right to make such appointment,
Congressman John o. Pendleton has
given the mayor written opinion that
there IL no question Of his right and duty
under the ordinance to make such APP
polntment.
There is difference of opinion In Fulton
over the paving of Bow street. and con-
siderable feeling has developed IN eoun-
ell one claims it is to be paved l6 feet
the mayors party say but Il feet. in adj
dltion to a wall. the removal of which viii
make the roadway about 16 feet
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08

Justice Fitzpatrick did something In
the nature of land Office business
yesterday. Briefly stated, Il was as
fellows:
Joseph Hatfield, for burglar at A.
p, Franzell's hardware store, on the
Ord, was held in $4,000 bond He went
to Jail as result.
John Murray, for snatching n pock-
etbook from Mrs. Dittmore, had a
hearing and got $40 and COSTS and for
ty days.
The case against Joseph Hadley, TO.
jumping board bill, was dismissed.
William Emerson, a stranger found
by Police Lieutenant Leonard. was
sent to Jail for a hearing later in the
week.
Mrs. Hull was araigned on a charge
of disorderly conduct, preferred by
Belva Poole. The penalty imposed
was one dollar and costs.
Belva Poole was arraigned on com
plant of the afore mentioned com
plainant, and the result was just the
same.
Maggie Miller had 10 face charge of
disorder preferred by Gertrude Robin
son. The hearing was set for nine
o'clock this morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
MARTINS FERRY.
Local News of Interest From the
City of Mills and Factories.

Local News of Interest From the
City of Mills and Factories.
Miss May Maskey is slightly indis-
posed.
The C. &. P. pay car will be over the
line to-day.
young child of Mr.. ana Mrs. Frank
Brook Is quite sick.
Francis .ullaney is home from a
business trip through West Virginia
Miss Edith Brannen, of Florida is
the guest of James Runyon and fami-
ly.
Mrs. Anthony Kyne. who has been
quite i'll for some weeks, continues to
improve.
A Run on the Bank" is the splendid
attraction at the Star theatre Wednes-
day night.
Herman Orrison will return from
Belmont to-day, where he has been
visiting his parents.
The Township Trustees and num-
Der of other witnesses were at st.
Clairsville yesterday on the injunction
case.
Mrs. Walton and son, who have been
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.. No
BILE have returned to their home in
Iowa.
A. J. VanPelt, thu accommodating
ticket agent for the C. & p. will leave
in few days for Texas, where he will
spend several weeks.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary
Society, of the Presbyterian church,
will hold rally meeting at the church
W Wednesday afternoon.
The Good Templars have number
o. new members to take in on Wednes-
day night. A special programme for
this evening has been arranged.
The Bridgeport hose racing team
has secured the Independent racing
reel for the races at Bellaire. The
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
PYTHIAN DAY AT THE
U. r. X. OF P. STREET FAIR
Yesterday Was Big Successful
Days Special Fcatures-To-Mor-
row IL CbiIdren's Day.


Hundreds Of people thronged Exhibit
ton Hall yesterday afternoon and even
ing The programme rendered at the
hall pleased all in attendance. Many
visiting pythians were present and adj
Ged color to the gay assemblage. Col.
Robt. White, Of Steubenville, was pres
ent and kept his audience screaming
with laughter. Several companies from
neighboring cities were present and
paraded the principal streets headed
by the U. r. X. of p. band. The cake
walk was a feature of the evening. The
contestants were Allan Kenrs and Miss
Daisy johnson and Joe Premus and
Laura Ravis. The leader, Mr.. Howard,
OF Cleveland. The judges decided in
favor of the first couple.
AS usual gay crowd was on the
streets and fully enjoyed themselves.
The crowd was orderly and no rowdy-
ism was INDUCED. Wednesday will be
school children's day. The little folks
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
RESIDENTS AND STRANGERS.
The Movements of People You Know.
and the Coming md Coin. of


Jacob Isenberg, of South Wetzel
street, is confined to his home i'll.
ldr. and Mrs. |. G. Dillon are home
from a two weeks trip to New York
City.
Mrs. Ed. burst and daughter Edna.
South Eoff street.
VIM. McElroy and Rudolph Freder-
lex. of the South Side. have returned
home from a successful ground hog
hunt.
Mrs w H. Wler and family, of Chi
cago, ILL.,, arrived in the city yesterday
to make this place their future home.
Mr. Wier is the factory agent of the
Kimball pianos.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08

Matt Daily. the hay seller at the market
house. came very near being killed yester-
day IN Fulton.
lie was on a hay-rigging lying on the
bottom; the countryman who was driving
had lmbibed rather freely OF red liquor
and drove very rapidly M and down the
streets of Fulton. When the wagon stop
ped a moment. Daily was found on his
back in the wagon bed, with the boom ly-
ing across his throat, nearly strangled.
Before he could be extricated the farmer
dashed away up the pike. Opposite Rud-
lers the hay wagon collided with a rig
in which some women were riding, tipped
1t over and threw Daily to the ground.
badly bruisng his head. The women for
tunately, were not injured
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
FULTON FERMENT
OVER NATIONAL ROAD
AND OTHER VILLAGE MATTERS,
sICH As ANNEXATION. IN
CREASED TAXATION
AND PAVING.
BOW STREET PAVING FIGHT
Is on In Earnest-.n Attempt To
ovrrrutc the Mayor-Nust Care
for National Road In Its Limits.
Must Lay Water Naips-Tax Levy
win Go Very High-A had Acci-
dent.

A copy of the following has been served
on Mayor Stein. of Fulton:
At a meeting OF the board OF commits
sioners of the county of Ohio. held on the
LIST day of July, 1901, the following resolu-
ton was adopted,
Resolved. The several road supervisors
are hereby directed to do no work on the
roads inside the corporate limits of any
Incorporated city. town or Village,
Teste.- r. G. MoFFAT. Clerk,
Board Of Commissioners OF the County,
of Ohio, West Virginia,
Mayor Stein asked the solicitor for the
village of Fulton. John Arbenz, for a
written opinion as to whether the village
must pave and keep the county road with
In its corporate limits in repair, also as to
ownership of the toll house in Fulton.
The following Solicitor Arhenzs opinion
as handed by him to Mayor Stein:
WHEELING. W, Va. october |.
NJ Stein Mayor. Fulton W. Va.
Dear Sir.-In compliance with your IN
struetons, Mr.. Russell and | have inyes-
tigated the matter concerning the owner
ship of the toll house on the National
Road within the boundaries OF Fulton.
While, by reason of the peculiar origin
and ownership of the National Road, the
authorities on the question are very rev,
vet such laws as have been found pertain
ing to the matter have forced Mr.. Russell
to the conclusion. In which ] agree, that
the board of commissioners of Ohio coun-
" had a right to dispose OF the aforesaid
toll house. and that the town of Fulton IL
not entitled thereto.
As to the town of Fulton accepting the
care of that 2art of the said National
Road within It's corporate limits would
say that no such acceptance Is called for
or required The law under which the
town OF Fulton was Incorporated makes
II the duty OF your town TO Keep such
road In repair
Yours very truly.
JOHN ARBENZ, JR.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
Union Veteran Legion Enca pm {
Gettysburg, Pa, October 0-11-BaI-
timOre a Ohio Railroad.

One fare for the Round Trip to the
famous Battlefield. Tickets on sale
October 6, Z. 8, 8 and 10. good to return
until October 10, inclusive. Apply
Ticket Agents Baltimore & Ohio. r. r.
for full information.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-10-08
City Hospital Report.

Miss Heinrchs. superintendent Of the
City Hospital makes the following report
for the month Of September:
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1901-11-20

from cod livers. The livers are tried out
In large iron kettles, under which are
ovens or furnaces of brick.
Most of the vessels go "trollingn and are
usually out ten or more days to a trip,
taking ice enough with them to keep the
fish fresh until landing. Many smaller
boats go out to the fishing grounds
every morning, returning at night.
Some few vessels go "hand -lining''.
These are gone for longer length of time,
and all their fish are split and sailed aboard.
The crew OF the "troilersn share alike of
the stock after all expenses are paid and
the vessels share taken out.
The "hand-linersn have a novel way of
deciding their share. Every man fishes
for himself and cuts the tongues from all
the Goldfish mostly cod are caught by
the hand-liners) and he who has the
largest number OF tongues when the trip
Is made mp, Is "high-linen. Every man
shares in proportion to the number of cod
tongues they have cut.
Such are some of the facts concerning
the work carried on at Manset 1t is a
prosperous business, bringing in not a
little money, but it means hard work for
all engaged in it.