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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Atchison Globe sights.


Nothing occupies a woman's attention
as much as the back of her dress.
If YOU want n man to remember you al
ways, cheat him; he will soon forget n
favor.
Some people say that Strawberries, like
some people, have been cultivated too
much.
A woman's sympathies are aroused when
any one else on earth gets sick, except
her dressmaker.
The women claim that the men can
never find anything that is lost about q
house. How about finding the tacSs?
1t is now claimed that no one ever said:
THE public be DID, Lots of people
A widow usually retains her husbands
initials until new city directory is is
sued, when she appears with her own
A woman's idea of saying something
mean about another woman, is to say that
she copies" after some woman with more
mo:Ny.
An, Atchison girl believes that she has
discJyered her affinity; she sang at a
party recently, and when she looked
around she saw a man with tears in his
eyes.
An Atchison woman called at drug
store this morning. and In an embar-
raised way, asked for a microbe catcher.
She had to talk out plain, and call it fine
9th comb before the clerk understood
| .ler.
You can't tell from the record a boy
makes at school what he will amount to.
| PRESLEY Bell, an Atchison boy, who was
so slow at school that his schoolmates
called him "Molasses," made the run into
Oklahoma secured a big piece of land
and is now rich.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
.CUBA'S ACTION
IS REJECTED.
President and Cabinet Decide Plat
Amendment Must Be- Taken
Straight.
THE CONVENTION MUST TRY AGAIN
Cuban Constitution as Adopted Not
Acceptable to the Admin
istration.
The CONVENTION MUST TRY AGAIN
ROOT TO NOTIFY THE ISLANDERS
The United States win Not Relinquish
Control Of the Island Until the Consti-
tutional Convention Adopts the
Plat Proposal.

Washington, June 8.-The admins
tration has decided that the action of
Tie Cuban constitutional convention,
in accepting the terms Of the Piatt
amendment with notifications and an
Interpretation Of their own, is not
substantial" compliance with our
terms within the meaning Of the
amendment, and Secretary Root will
convey this intelligence to the conven-
ton.
The decision was reached at caDi-
net meeting today. The meeting last
ed over an hour and half and had
been preceded by an hours conference
between the president and Senator'S
Platt Of Connecticut and Lodge OF
Massachusetts. AS the author Of the
amendment the president desired to
learn the views of Senator Platt, AMI
slso those of Senator Lodge, who rs
one of the influential members of the
&C mmittee on foreign relations. AT the
cabinet meeting Secretary Root took
the position that the Interpretation OF
the Plat amendment contained in tn =
constitution adopted by the convention
and the addenda to it went outside OF
fair Interpretation in their meaning.
and We're Unacceptable. In this viey
the cabinet concurred.
When asked as to what would be the
next step Of the government after the
| Cuban convention had been notified of the
rejection of its action, one of the mem
bers of the cabinet said the government
would do nothing further until the con-
vention acted again; that as long as the
conditions Of the Plat amendment were
on the statute books compliance with
them must precede our REIMBURSEMENT Of
the island.
The cabinet also discussed the decisions
of the supreme court In the insular cases,
especially their bearing upon the forth
coming decision Of the court in the Phil
lp1,ine cases. It was the general opinion
that in some phases the Delima decision
might be applicable to the Philippines,
but that in other ways 1t might be held
entirely inapplicable. No definite concu-
sion, however, was reached.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
a Blacksmtth's str~ngc Experience

a Blackslnith's Str-ngc Experience.
Goodland, Kan, June 3.-N. Il. Al
bertson, our leading blacksmith, has
been n great sufferer from Rheuma-
tism. He was so bad that he ccul
not sleep for the great pain in his arms
and shoulders. lie had been afflicted
for years, but lately he was so much
worse that lie thought he would have
to give up his shop altogether.
Then strange thing happened.
friend of his recommended II new medi-
cine called Dodd's Kidney pills, said
to be n cure for rheumatism. He conn
menced to use them, and at once began
to recover. His pain has all left him,
and he is a we'll man to-day. and entire
free from any symptom of Rhetma
sln.
To say that he is thankful is putting
1t very mildly. He is delighted.
Dodd's Kidney Pills deserve credit
for having cured this very severe anu
almost hopeless case.
From recent reports there does mo-
seem to be anything that they will no
cure, as very bad cases of Bright's Dis
ease, Diabetes, Dropsy, Rheumatism
and Heart Trouble have been cured b,
Dodd's Kidney Pills, even after havln:
been given up by our best doctors.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Boston Lady Was Apprcciative.

Harper's Magazine: Miss A, who
is a teacher of English in school Of
high rank in her native state, Missis-
sippi. and who, in spite of her vivacitV
in conversation, is perhaps, IL any,
thing, too fastidious in her choice Of
words, was spending the summer at
the New York Chautauqua. Her flow
of spirits made her the delight OF
the dining table at which she was first
seated, but at the end of a fortnight
she was moved by her landlady to an
other places A lady from Boston who
had been sitting opposite the southern
err expressed her regret at the change.
II am sorry that you axe going to
leave u.s. she said with warmth; 1--WE
have all enjoyed your dialect so
much
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Of KlLLED YOUR BROTHER
Tho Gruesomo Hut Truo Story Edwin
booth Once Told.

Booth Once Told.
Woman's Home Companion: The
late Edwin Booth and Lawrence Bar
rett We're close personal friends of
Stuart Robson. During the loft" sea-
son of affairs theatrical Robson often
entertained his distinguished col
leagues at his summer home on Long
Island. On one such occasion the trio.
after dinner, took their seats on the
piazza, when Booth. MS usual, lapsed
into silent reverie, while the others be-
gan to relate stories anent professional
experiences. Finally the conversation
just finished an especially funny tale
about one of these managerial bette
noirs when the deep voice of Booth
was heard. thus:
II think. gentlemen, that 1 can give
you an anecdote about one of the tribe
that is probably unique"
Lets hear it. Edwin, by all mean"
said Barrett
/ Booth fixed his somber eyes on the
sunset and began: ut was during the
first visit that l made to the south af-
ter the close of the civil war. We We're
playing in a little town in Alabama. In
my mail one morning l found letter
which ran something like this:
Dear Sir-My wife and self have al
want to see you play very much, but
cannot afford to buy our tickets. Will
you please send us n couple of seats?
/ am sure you will not refuse this re-
quest when tell you that l am the
United States soldier who shot and
killed your brother, who assasslnated
President Lincoln :"
II investigated and found that the
mans statement was correct"
Booths auditors gasped us his tragic
tones doomed out the unexpected
sequel TO the tale There was dead
silence for full minute. Then Robson
managed to ask:
What did you do?" Edwin.
II sent him the tickets" answered
the actor, his eyes still fixed on the
glowing western horizon
The grewsome recital had been made
without trace of emotion, save for 9
deepening of the gloom which marked
Booths facial expression from the da,
of the tragedy. Robson told the writer
that the actor unquestionably realized
that, If his brother had reached Wash
ngton alive he would met terribl,
fate at the hands of the mob an,
hence he felt grateful to the man who
With a rifle ball. averted this POSSIBLE
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Ilnu,s ,l,l,is

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Caiurrh Cure.
Il, j, CHENEY " CO. Proprictors.
Toledo, ".
We. the undersigned Nave known l.. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
transact lions and financially able to AIRY
out any Obligation made by their firm.
West d TruaN. Wholesale Druggists,
Ioedo: 1 MadI,ng nI nnan Marvin
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood ard mucou.
SURFACES e.s OF me system. Price, i1c per bot
free.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
why cann,ba,s Prefer missionaries.

Speaking of the recent killing and
eating of two missionaries by cannibals
of Fly river, Guinea the Portland Ore
gonian says:
These savages do not eat mission
aries because they have any religious
hostility for them as preachers of n
new faith; they only eat them be-
cause, as non-consumers of rum and
tobacco, their flesh is far more palat-
able than that Of any other type of
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
A Bad Egg.

Judge: Farmer Whihlletrce-so
young RUDE Shortucre has gone tew
college? He alters wuz bad egg, that
Teller.
Farmer Snakeroot-Jcsso. In fact,
heerd they put him into the varsity
Shell" right after he got ehere.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

Quoted excursions Will lowe St. Paul Minn the LIST
and Tuesday each month, and specially low rates
savins st. Paul on March 18th and April 4th for Mani.
tooa, Assinibots Saskatchewan and Alberta.
Write to F. Pedley, Supt. Immigration, Ottawa,
Canada or the undel signed. who will mail you
aliases pamphlets etc. fee: n. bartholomew, 3os
9Th St., Des Moines, Iown; ". II. Rogers, Water
town. South Dakota; W. v. Bennett, SOL New York
ST.. st. Paul. Mimi, Agents for Govt Of Canada.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Give I'm Ante Tr,r

winnemucca, .Ney, Nay sl.-Alexander
Cleveland, o., abandoned the attempt to
cross the continent in an automohile
finding 1t impossible to cross tho sandv
deserts Of Nevada
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

Mrs. Winslow's soornrSe SYRUP for Children
tccthing, soften the gums, reduces inflammation
allnys pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Does Your Fec. Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t make!
tight or new shoes feel easy. Cures
Corns. Runions, Swollen, Hot and Sweat
ing Feet. AT all druggists and sho,
stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad
dress Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
Cold Cnnfnrt.

June Smart Set: Nervous Passenger
Captain. what would be the result If
this boat should strike an iceberg?
Captain-It would probably shiver its
timberS,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
ri. Rotnrn :, ,ao r,on.,..

The Return of the Elopers.
Life: Its absolutely no use, sir, to
ask my forgiveness"
I'VE don't care anything about that,
sir. All we want is a square meal"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
New Century Proyerb,.

st. Louis Republic: Mind is matters
looking glass; and If the mind has no de-
feet the matter will behold it's own.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

yIR1UAMA' sSss sa'y Youth MIN s 5ss'SrHF
ng for success, happlncas in business, professional,
ocnl, married life e2 or for 81; mailed receipt
of price. II. $. Baker, druggist, sioux City, who
carries full line of Legitimate rubber goods Kidd
Drug Co.. Elgn H.. guarnntors.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
So.lced 40 Change

Life: How long must | keep praying
for you and papn?i'
why, i hope always. Willie"
We'll. I've been asking Cod to!nal.a
YOU more indulgeat, but l don't notice
amy change
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
wifely Gratitude.

Life: He-'I got that dressmaker.s
bill of yours today, and l paid It. 1t
was $500 and took every cent | had"
She elbow good of her. Oh, told
her to divide the bill into four quarters
and send you one at time
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

toWesteru Canada and par.
ticulars ms to how to secure
160 acres of tile best Wheat
growing land on tho Cont.
mont, Gun be secured on ep.
plscAtiou to the Superin.
t.ndent of Immigration,
Ottawa. Canada. or the an
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
EXCURSION RAVES

Preserved sweets soon spoil in fam
lily Jars.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

The further a woman extends her en-
pire. the further she strays from 'home.'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
What Tl,cy said.

Cleveland Plaindealar: TN bet :
know what those Londomers sai6
after Perry Heath launched the Hanns
boom Owe. there.
We'll, wil;tt?"
800 is 4Aana4"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06
!, ., :;.'' s,s. . s.s tt0nps0ls Eye WaHl

When writing to adscg:ssers Ii wifi be 10
your interest to say you saw siieir advei-
:sement in this paper.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

do rot believe l'lsos Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds John Il. Boyer, Trinity
Springs, Ind, February 10, 1900.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

The best traits in man are Outlines
womenly traits.
A woman without past should be
happy.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16

equilibrist, and Messrs. w. t. Bryan,
William Fables and John Mcdonald
gave an exhibition Of contortion and
acrobatic feats seldom seen in Boston.
The Adams sisters, Tonina and Lilly,
were heard in pleasing ballads and in
novel dances; George II. Adams anus
ed all in his wonderful stilt act, doing
tumbling and dancing in a way that
was exciting; George H. Field the we'll
known clown juggler, presented num-
Der of new feats that We're heartily en-
cored The fna scene of the last act
was a masterpiece of scenic creation,
representing THE Birth of Morn" and
brought forth a storm of applause.
Seats now on sale. Regular prices.
The next attraction at the Grand
opera house Thursday, Friday and
Saturday this week, with matinee Sat
urday, will be a novelty in the shape
of a new romantic Irish drama, enti-
tied "The Game Keeper" in which the
title role is taken by Smith O'Brien,
who will be remembered as the star of
those pretty Irish plays, 1.-THE Ivy
Leaf and 1.-THE Fairies Well" "The
Game Keeper tells a pretty story of
Irish life, in which Mr.. O'Brien figures
as the hero He is jolly, delightful
chap full of mother wit. A charming
love story is interviewer through the
play and fine Irish songs by Mr..
OBrien. The scenery used In the pro-
duction is all carried by the company
and the Illuminated chapel seen in the
last act is beautiful stage picture.
Seats now on sale. Regular prices.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
DRY GOODS ASSOCIATION.

Largely Attended Meeting Held Last
tiers.
Colonel John G. Healy presided over
largely attended meeting of the Dry
Goods association last night. The meet
ing inaugurated new era in the life
of the society as 1t met in it's newly
acquired permanent quarters in room Is
Insurance building. There was a large
attendance of the members, and the ut
most enthusiasm prevailed. Many mat
ters relative to the future welfare and
success of the society was brought for
ward, and discussed. 1t was reported
by a member that the general opinion
was that the association was dead, and
that it had not attained the objects for
which 1t was promoted. But this was
conclusively shown to be mistake last
night, and proved beyond doubt that
the organization is more alive than
dead. and that 1t will be heard from in
several respects during the next few
weeks. j. ]. Fogarty, of the Gamble,
Desmond company, who has so ably &C.
cupied the position of financial secre-
tary, was reluctantly compelled to re-
sign owing to numerous other duties
which prevented him giving the neces-
sary time to the work he desired to.
The association regretted very much
having to accept his resignation, and
the president complimented him in very
high terms on the work he had accom-
plished. Mr.. Fogarty was induced to
hold office and remain in the position
of corresponding secretary, while Mr..
Mahoney, of the Edward Maley com
pany, was unanimously elected financial
secretary.
The treasurer reported that the sociG-
ty was in sound condition financially
and the meeting adjourned after hav-
ing transacted considerable business of
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
Catarrh Of the LunQs
the First Stage of
Consumption.
SO All M e d i G a |
Authorities Agree.

Judge Durham, well-known local
Judge of Greensboro, Ga, had an exper
ience with Peruna well worth reciting.
A report had become current among the
judges friends that he was threatened
with consumption. 1t was feared for a
time that Georgia was to lose one of it's
mostprominent and influential citizens.
1t was also reported that the Judge
had failed to get any relief from any of
the medical aid at his command, that he
had made use of the now world famous
remedy Peruna, and made prompt re-
covery. The affair created quite sensa-
ton in medical circles especially, and
the many friends of Judge Durham were
not only exceedingly gratified at his re-
covery, but We're enthusiastic in their
praises of the remedy that had brought
him relief.
The public Importance of the Judge
together with the prominence of his
many friends, as well as the startling
and dramatic features Of the unexpected
cure caused one of our leading news
papers to make inquiry into the facts.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
FRAGRANT GRAIN FIELDS.
Food that Takes One Back to
Chill 0hOod

sThe delicious odor that comes when
Grape-Nuts takes one back to child
hood and the wide, golden harvest
fields, when the wind blew in your face
the scent of ripened grain, and made
you oh! SO hungry.
"Of all the appetizing foods, Grape
Nuts food is the chief l was led to
change my diet and take up Grape
Nuts from the fact that I had a very
serious, long-standing case of constipa-
ton, which originated from coffee
drinking. Constant headaches, back
aches and a stomach that felt like
lead, was the condition; while the mind
was filled with misgivings of all sorts,
and / verify believe l would have gone
insane if it had not been for the tenn
porary relief from various cures for
constipa ton, but there seems to be no
permanent relief except in good food
like GrapeNuts.
"This food is the same to weak
stomach as kind words and a gentle
touch to an aching heart All my
doubt and fear and distress of mind
disappeared as soon as ] found a food
that 1 could digest and which relieved
my difficulties. Life became brighter
and, better, my home Sweet home"
I have proved conclusively that the
food is really predigested and that it
is a great nerve and energy builder.
OF course, l can hardly express my
gratitude for the relief I have had
Emma Kaufman, Bismark, Mo
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
MEMS CLUB

Dwight at the City Mission Hall
The mems club at the City Mission
hall, Court and State streets, is in
charge of committee of students who
are members of the Berkeley associa-
ton in the college. The regular meet
ings of the club are held weekly on
Wednesday evenings, commencing at 8
o'clock, and are usually of social ma
ture, Including some form OF entertain
ment. Membership cards are free to
all who make application, and are ap-
proved by the executive committee one
week later. The club button is also pro-
vlded for members without cost. The
college members of the club have re-
Gently returned from vacation and will
have charge of the exercises this even
ing. All men are welcome.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
ENT,ERT'ATN ENTS,


Seats are now rapidly selling for the
performance of Rossini's opera, THE
Barber of Seville" by the Sembrich
Opera company, on Friday night, Jan
uary IS, at the Hyperion. There are
still good seats for sale, and the scale
of prices has been so arranged so that
all may hear this splendid operate pro-
duction. The company includes Nine.
Sembrich, Nine. hatfield, Signors Ben
saude, Rossi, Dado, Galazzo, Vanni
and De Lara Signor Bevignani will
conduct the grand orchestra and
chorus. The prices of seats will be:
Orchestra and first row orchestra cir
cles, S. next five rows orchestra cir
Gle, 81; balance orchestra circle, So first
six rows dress circle, SO; balance of
dress circle, So; family circle, $1.50
and 81.
Mildred Holland will be seen in 1.-THE
Power Behind the Throne" at the Hy-
perion on Wednesday night, January
20. The Burlington, VT, Daily News
says: Miss Holland as Aria was
revelation to her admirers in Burling
ton, who knew her only by her meri-
torious work as Fan Fan in the 1.-TWO
Little Migrants" The role of Aria
calls into play the vest best of her his
trionic gifts. which invite comparison
with those of Mrs. Fisk and Leslie Car
ter in their power to win the unalloyed
sympathy Of her auditors Miss Hol-
land gives to her acting the sincere,
earnest efforts Of an intelligent and Gull
tured woman, the grace and irresistible
charm of girl in her late teens, and
the keenly perceptive qualities Of the
true artist.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
Grand Opera House.

"Humpty Dumpty," with George H.
Adams in the title role, drew another
crowded house at the Grand opera
house last night. 1t will be repeated
to-day, matinee and night. The famous
old pantomime has taken on new beau
ties and interest since it was last seen
here, and forms a most fitting enter
tainment. The entire three acts are
filled with many scenes and transfor-
nations which bewilder and dazzle the
spectator with their splendor and mag
nificence. During the action of the
piece many novelties and specialties are
introduced, particularly in the second
act, when Zeda, the great European
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
District of New Haven, SIS. Probate Cour,

District Of New Haven, SIS. Probate Court.
January 18th, 1901.
ESTATE of THADDEUS q. DONNELLY,
late Of New Haven, In said District, de.
ceased
The Administrator having exhibited his
administration account with said estate to
this Court for allowance, 1t Is
ORDERED - That the 18th day of Janu-
airy, 1901, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at
a Court of Probate to be held at New Ha-
ven, in said District. be and the same is
OK said account, and this Court directs HAT
notice of the time and place of said hearing
be given by publishing this order three
times in some newspaper having a circula-
ton in said District.
LIVINGSTON W. CLEAVELAND,
ja14 3tp Judge.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-01-16
ppyf,s Wonderland Thcater.

Polls last night laughed and expressed
their admiration of the show in positive
Florence Murdoch repeated their sue
cess Of the opening performances, and
amusing skit. The Three Navarros
were again the sensation with their
magnificent, indeed stupendous aero
batic act. Hale & Staley in "The
Burglar and D'Alma's monkeys
made sport for all. Adalina Roattino
soprano; WEIGH Bros, Mosher Leonard
& Mosher, Leonard and Fulton and the
Vedmars completed the bill.