El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-03-02

flZ up 10 once. IL WASH no coon Tall,
but one of the biggest wildcats L ever
laid eyes on. He hadn't bin hurt by
the fall. but he was mad huff to eat
nails. 1 had skeercely made out what
the varmint was when he lit on me and
got to work. / don't reckon you ever
met up with 20 pound wildcat with
teeth and claws in good trim, but if
you ever do you'll find that buzzsaws
amt in it with him. The varmint
knocked me down at the fust jump.
and he had torn off half my clothes be-
fo' l could git up. Then we went at it
hammer and tongs. 1 had denied the
children of Israel, and so l had to de-
pend upon the club. 1t wasn't much
of n weapon to fight a wildcat with.
The critter lodged half the blows, and
the other half didn't seem to hurt any.
/ yelled fur my dawg, but he didn't
cum. | yelled fur the old woman, and
bout the time l yelled 1 cotched sight
of her two rods off. lookin on. She had
my rifle in her hands. and l hollered
fur her to cum cluser and shoot the cat
"'Zeb White seq she. it amt fur me
to mix in this fOut. You went out in
defiance of the Lawd to cotch a coon,
and if you've cotched a wildcat in
stead it's a proper punishment
Her words made me mad and
teched my pride, and 1 determined to
kill that cat without her help or be
cIawed to death a-tryin. I got in two
or three good blows and sOrter evened
up things. but it was nip and tuck.
Bimeby, when l begun to weaken, l
says to the old woman:
81 amt akin you to shoot the var
mint. but you might shoot off paw or
two and gimme n far show
"'How about Sunday she asks,
never movin foot
"Tts a purity good day.
"Ts it the Lawd's day or a coon's
day.
"'The Lawd's day, 1 reckon. Gwine
to stand thar till the meat is clawed |
off my bones?'
Cant tell yit. When the Lawd |
brings about a calamitous calamity to |
punish a man fur denyin him it's fur |
folks to be keerful how they mix in
Nobody has axed you to mix in
says /, and then l went fur that cat |
like a hawk fur a chicken. Fur the |
next five minutes l had the advantage |
and was beGinnin to feel peart, but the |
loss of blood began to tell. and l found |
myself CROWN weak. The old woman !
noticed il and called out:
''Zeb, how about the BibleY
"T'm a-believin in it, says 1 as 1 |
makes an awful blow at the cat.
"'And how about the children of |
Israeli
lin abelievin in them too
did they cross the Red sea dry |
shodT
"'I'1 bet they did"
"'Was Phario overwhelmedT
"'He was. and I'll lick any man who |
denies it,
".Jest one mo- question. Zeb.' says
the old woman as she Gums forward |
Are thar gwine to be any mo- coon
huntin on Sundays?
mot If we never hev another pint
of 'lasses in the cabinr says | as the
cat rakes me across the shoulders.
THAT ended the fight. The old wo-
man mixed in and shot the cat through
the head. and tumbled down and lay
thar fur half an hour befo' she could /
help me hobble home. Bout all the
clothes l had left on me was one boot
and Il shirt collar. and it was TO weeks
befo' the bites and scratches let me git
around ag'In. On the fust Sunday 1
could sit out saw IL bar up the noun
WIS anu S'"i'Sp 'ui my Jul TIC |
old woman held up her hand and said:
'Zcb White. take cheer and sot
down. Yes; know it's bar, and we
are powerful short of meat. but we've
got sOmcthin else to do. AS soon as
git my hands out of this dishwater I'll
fill my pipe and sot down, and you'll
read to me bout them children and the
Red sea. If yOu read slow and don't
skip anything. mebbe you'll find some.
thin bout wildcats tool" |