The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-04-01

ished reputation -Galveston News.
THE lawyer is like the sluggeF II
he wants TO succeed he must keep IN
practice -pieayune.
TIE popular pianist dDds little dir
hculty Ia realizing on his notes OF
hand Buffalo Courier
THE sculptor is generally fishing
for fame when he makes q cast
Glens Falls Republican.
THE philosopher is a wise man who
absolutely refuses 10 have any enc
mics Galveston News.
He is a miss guided youth who
does everything his sweetheart asks
him TO do. Boston Courier
Iris rather too much 70 expect q
man on his uppe s 70 be whKie-
sou ed fellow. Buffalo Courier
No MAN is as good as he demands
the young man shall be who asks Tor
his daughter -Atchls0n Globe
TIE most pa hetc college cry is
that Of the youth whose remittance
failed TO arrive. Plain Dealer.
THERE have not been so many reyO-
luti0ns on the seas since the close 81
the bathing season Plain Dealer
Ir Is a consola ion when another
man Is in trouble 20 think that it
will prove a valuable lesson . him.
-Atchison Globe.
"RIGHT here, said the minister, II
would like TO have the cents Of this
meeting. The collectors will pro-
Gee Plain Dealer.
Mr.. PRnlE-~Mrs Dawson fairly
w0rships that son Of hers Miss
Spitcful-aYes; he is so unlike his
father Music and Drama.
WHEN there is company in the
house the members OF the family be-
gin 10 say "Good morning" 70 each
other at breakfast -Atchison Globe.
THAT'S point 10 your favor,
said the lawyer to his new type
writer, as she completed a very nice
job OF pencil-sharpening Buffalo
Courier.
He ian old hand) II They have
dropped their anchor She Ia begin
ner)-Served them right. II has been
hanging over the side All day long
Tid-Bits
"HAvEN'T seen you for an age,
Charliey' "No; I've changed ma
business. what are you now"
@Floorwalker It's twins. Detroit
Free Press.
"pOOB Tlmmie F0lgc years Ia Sing
Sing. / do feel shorty for him BE
dad, an yure shympathy's trowcd
away. He's surrounded by frinds "-
Brook.y Life.
did hear you say that you have
found IN your mOther-in-law your
idealY' "fes, indeed; all the COM
ments ever made on mOthers-in.law
apply 10 her."-Fliegendc Blattcr
THE CLERGYMAN - "And whv
should little boys say their prayer
every nightY" The Good B0y.-@So's
the Lord can have a chance 10 yet
what they want By morning. Life
PArA-Won't you be glad when
you are big man, Harry Harry
No. papa. Papa Why nots Harry
Why, because then cannot got into
The circus for half price. Harpcl's
Young People.
PEDEsTMAN-Ycu should ta Ia
better business than begging A
yreat strong fellow like you ought 20
ook for work. Beggaf What
Throw up sure thing for an uncer-
ainiyY-Tid-Bits.
SlNcLEToN-In her girlh0od iavs
'our wife was possessed 90 very
unny disposition. Has she any OF n
'ets L0ugwed - Well-cr-cnough
q make things warm for ae ocras-
onally Buffalo Courier
AREN'T you glad you havs little
'r0ther 70 play with, Tom inquir-
q "a nclghbor referring q the fort
.ight-Old Snow baby. si1ay with,s
chocd Tom. scorn'Hlly "Why. he
amt even wash hts own face7-Ex-
hange.
Ar THE CLUE Mr. Murray Hill
You here. IptOwns Why ] under
i0,d your daughter was q Dc mar
led tonight Mr.. t'ptown--S0
~ N"H N"A NAAIAfHN ~ ~ NHN| Nt NEA ID
iix ia other peoples affairs Texas
fittings.
Az error of the press Tor which
q ample apology must DC f0rthoom.
~. When you think you're press.
lg the foot OF the pretty niece under
be table and find you've accidentally
cen pressing that OF The elderly
laidcn aunt-Dake's Magazine
Mr. EAsrsIDE-"I heard you had
be bad luck % upset your plate of
lup over a lady's silk drcs. at the
inner yesterday Mr. Westsidc-
Yes. it was pretty hard luck for me.
on know ID IS contrary % etiquette
ask Tor a second plate OF soup
exas Siftirgs
kIDDER-"Did it ever occur to you
lat ia riding a bicycle you might bee
a certain form of gam