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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-05-09
GLOBE MILLS

On Sunday evening our young
folks spent a very pleasant evening
with +. b. Herman's family .Mu-
sic was also furnished and all report
ed having good time.
Communion service will be held
at Zeiber's church on Sunday morn
ing by Rev. H. G.. Snable. All are
invited.
VIM. l.. Schroyer of Chillisqua-
que spent sunday with his family,
Antes Ulrich made business trip
to Selinsgrove Friday.
Mrs. Reno Sholly, and the Misses
Maurer and Sholly visited at Hick-
ory Corners Monday.
Michael Schroyer and wife of
Selinsgrove called ON Antes Ulrich
Sunday evening.
Daniel Herbert and family of
White Top spent Sunday with his
father, Chas. Herbert.
John Meyer and Forest Pontius
OF Freeburg spent Sunday with rel.
atlves and friends at this place.
George Davis and d; lighter Of
selinsgrove were seen on our streets
Sunday.
John Kratzer of Beavertown was
doing business at this place last
week.
John Zeiber spent Sunday in
sanbury with his daughter, Annie,
Who is reported quite sick.
). o. Ulrich built an addition
10 his store. 1t adds greatly to the
appearance of his home.
B. W. Yoder is remodelling his
nome. When completed it will be
one OF the most convenient and hand
'ome residences in this community.
Geo. Heiser of Mazeppa spent
sunday with his friends, the Hum
mel brothers.
Born on Friday to Daniel Snyder
and wife a son.
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Bewnre OF u COugh.

A cough is not disease but a
symptom consumption and bronchi,
tis which are the most dangerous
aud fatal diseases have for their frs.
indication a pei 3istent cough, and
if properly treated as soon as th,s
cough appears are easily cured.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
proven wonderfully successful ana
gained it's wide reputation and ex'
tensive sale by its success in curing
the diseases which cause coughing
If it is not beneficial it will not cost
bou a cent. For sale by the Middle
yurg drug store.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-05-09
GOOD ADVICE.

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from Dye
p .psia and Liver Complaint. More
than seventy-ti.e per cent. of the
people IN the United States are af-
flicted with these two diseases and
their effects: such as Sour Stomach,
Sick Headache. Habitual Costive-
ness. Palpitation Of t h Heart,
Heart burn, Water. brash, Gnawing
and Burning Pains at the Pit OF the
Stomach, Yellow Skin, G GA t e d
Tongue and Disagreeable Taste in
the Mouth. Coming up of Food after
Eating, Low Spirited, etc. Go to
your druggist and get bottle of
August Flower for 75 cents. Two
doses will relieve you. Try it. Get
Green's Prize Almanac.
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PORT TRETt.R tON

Miss Nellie Shatler has gone to
Selinsgrove.
Walter Stroup of Pallas passed
through town Monday enroute to
Hcrndon.
II. f. Euders, one of York sales
men was in town Thursday night.
John Rice has gone to the woods.
John Michaels and Chas. Smith
of Milton were Sunday visitors II,
this place.
Elmer Tharp and father of Sc
llnsgrove were in town over Sunday.
Louis Williams of Chapman pas :
ed through our village early Mon
day morning cnroute 10 Susquehan-
na University.
Misses Crrrie and Edna Fisher of
the Isle Of Que were the esteemed
guests of Miss Jennie Charles Satur-
day evening,
The Shotzbergcr Bros, David
Strawser and MIR. Gilbert of Free
burg were among our Sunday cal
lcrs.
Misses Mayme Arnold and Eliza
beth Nelly made business trip to
Selinsgrove last week.
John Herrold one of Chapman'o
handsome young gentlemen, made
several calls to town before leavi, z
tor Akron o.
r. S. Meiser and DR.. Kantnar of
Selinsgrove were Monday callers.
The Y. p. G. U. of the u. b
church held an anniversary meeting
Sunday evening.
Daniel Snyder of Selinsgrove as
| sisted his son, Jerre, last week.
There was large crowd in at
| tendance at the festival Saturd; y
evening.
VIM. Meyer of Freeburg trans
acted business here Monday.
MAY WEDDING,-Sunday even
ing, May 5, 1901 very quiet wed
ding took place at the home Of Rev
Searle, the y. Evan. pastor. The
contracting parties being Thomas II.
Bogar and Miss Linnie f. Aucker.
Both belong to families of distinction.
The groom is the son of our most
influential businessman, John ID.
Bogar, and wife and a brother t.
Jerre d. Bogar, who was married
to Miss Ethel Marsh of SeIinsgrove
about a year and a half ago, Mrs
J. G. Snyder, Harvey S. and Mis-
Sue Bogar. The bride is the beauti-
ful young daughter Of A. W. Aucker
and wife and Il sister to Master
Archie and Miss Olive Aucker.
The bride and groom have lived
neighbors for the past few years and
although they were always friends
it has only been for the last ten
months that he has been paying her
court. The bride was most beauti-
fully gowned in white and certain
Iy looked pretty as she stands second
to none in the line of beauty in oul
town. Although she is only in hel
eighteenth year she is talented
violinist. John Snyder conveyed
the bridal party to and from the
pastors home. May their life b'
one sweet strain of joy and happi
nessis the wish of their many friends
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How's This ?

We offer one hundred dollars r,
wa, d for any case of CatarIh that
annot be cured by HALLS Catnrr
Cure by f. j. CHENEY X co.
We, the undersigned, have known
+. } CHENEY for the last Is n,
d believe him perfectly homo abl
l. all business transaction an.
financially able to carry out any
,bllgations made by their firm.
WEsT& TRUAx, wholesale dru is,
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
all, acting directly upon the blu.
.nd mucous surfaces of the system
Sold 10y Druggists, price Zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best
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DUNDORE.
Man is the architect of his own

Man is the architect of his own
fortune.
d. G.. Wilmer. who has been an
invalid for two years, called on DR..
limerick at Hickory Corners and
received encouragement.
The Penna. canal along here has
enough water to make it good SWIM
ming for the brownies, but not a
craft went up or down yet.
The bridge bill is an assured fact
and the present Grand jury will
have the satisfaction of opening the
doors OF prosperity for our county.
Many of our farmers have finished
corn planting.
Our Oversecrs of the Poor receive
mapv congratulations for house
cleaning, but they rented a house
and nave no one to occupy it, so they
would like to rerent it to a small
family.
Our supervisors should at an
early day find time to look after the
river road.
H. c. Hoover passed through
town on his way to Port Trevorton'
Maria W. Dundore called on d.
G. Wilmer and family.
Merchant Troutman of Port Trev.
orton and his daughter, who is a
graduate of c. p. c., and a school
mate called on our merchant and
family.
J. W, Rambo has employed a
number of hands and is neelinc bark
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Miss Florence Newman who has
been great sufferer from muscu-
lar rheumatism says ChambeIlain's s
Pain Balm is the Cnly remedy that
affords her relief. Miss Newman is a
much repected resident of the villag
Of Gray, N. Y. and makes this state
nent for the benefit of others simi
larly afflicted this liniment Is for
by Middlebulg Drug store.
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Pure whiskey and poor whiskey sound q
great deal alike but they are really very dif-
ierent; one Is beneficial, the other Is harmful.
We cannot understand why anybody will buy
poor whiskey when pure whiskey can be had
direct from an old reliable company like The
Hayner Distilling Go and at lower price,
See offer elsewhere in this issue.
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TED-TRUSTWORHY MEN AND WO.
men to travel and advertise for old established
house Of solid financial standing. Salary $3.50 a
Wasting required. Give references and enclose
selfaddressed stamped envelope, Address
Manager, 355 Caxton Bldg, Chicago. +lS'l6t
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Direct from Distiller to Consumer, Is the
plan by which The Hayner Distilling Co.. OF
Dayton, Ohio. are disposing OF their entire
output. Try four full quarts for 10. express
prepaid. See their offer appearing elsewhere
In this issue.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-09
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AuctiOnGer and Broker
IS QUEEN STREET.
P. O. Box 594. Telephone 70
Valuable Residence Lots
FOR SALE.

BY order of MRS. VIDA, l offer for
sale the Vida homestead, on King
street, near the corner of Victoria
street and next to the residence of Mr..
Alexander Young.
The property has been subdivided into
eight desirable lots, four of which front
on King street and four on Young
street, six with a frontage of 81 feet
each and two with 80 feet each, all
with a depth of $50 feet
The grounds are beautifully laid out
with fruit and shade trees, and are sit
uated in a most desirable portion of
the city.
Possession given in seven months.
Further particulars at my office, 65
Queen street
JAS. f. MORO AN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-09
FEDERAL PRISONERS
IN OAHU JAIL
No Friction Exists Between
Territorial and United
States Officials.

1t was not the purpose of the Terri
torial Prison Inspectors, when they
asked information about Communication
of sentences of Federal prisoners to
raise "a controversy with the United
States authorities, as the following let
ter from the chairman of the Board
will show:
Honolulu. Hawaii. Aug. s, 1901
Mr. j. j. Dunno, Acting U. 5. Attor-
ney, Honolulu, T. H.-Sir; 1 was inter
ested in reading in the morning papers
of August 9TH your opinion in regard to
Communication of sentences of Federal
prisoners confined in the jails of this
Territory, copy of which opiaion was re-
ceived by me late yesterday afternoon.
| desire to thank you for the same, and
to say that I had idea you would go
to the trouble of entering into the ques-
ton to any such length, or that it would
be made newspaper article
The Board of Prison Inspectors merely
wished instructions from your depart
ment as to whether Communication au-
thorized by the laws of this Territory
should be- applied to prisoners serving
sentences imposed by the Federal Court.
Information was sought on this point
some time ago by the warden of Oahu
Jail, and he was referred to the Revised
Statutes of the United States. section
5539, as follows;
Sec. 5539.-Whenever any criminal
convicted of any offense against the
United States, is imprisoned in the Jail
or penitentiary of any State or Territory
such criminal shall in all respects be
subject to the same discipline and treat
ment as convicts sentenced by the
courts of the State or Territory in which
such Jail or penitentiary is situated; and
while so confined therein shall be eX
clusively under the control of the officers
having charge of the same, under the
laws of such State or Territory Re
vised Stat. end Ed of United States"
(This section does not seem to be re-
ferred to in your opinion.)
While this wording, it seemed to the
board, would bring the Federal prisoners
under the laws of the Territory relating
to combinations, the members of the
board did not care to assume any re-
sponsibility in the matter, and accord
ingly, | asked you for instructions.
There is no disposition to enter into
any discussion on the question, and the
board will be guided by the opinion rem
dered by you. unless same should DO
modified. Yours very truly,
F. J. 1OWREY,
Chairman Board of Prison inspectors.
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ETC., but afterwards went to a hospital
after being informed by the society's
officers that if he did so he could have
only s1.25 day. He also signed a note
for $500, loaned by the society to pay
for an operation at the hospital. Held,
he changed his election from the second
to the third class of benefits, and that
therefore the note was not void for
want of a consideration, assuming that
the society would have been liable for
the operation as medical attendance
in case the member had continued UNI
der his first election and that the note
would in such case have been void
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Errors in Custom q ouze.

The United States Treasury Depart
ment, in its recent issue for the Audi
tor gives Hawaii official notice for the
first time. 1t shows that although IIa-
wall made splendid record in its Gus
toms department. the largest number of
errors of any office We're recorded here.
This is set down as being due to the
of the office under new reg
ulations, with which the officers and
clerks were rather unfamiliar. The re-
port states that during the fiscal year
just ended 313 vessels arrived at all Ha-
waiian ports of entry. There We're 1886
entries and 6,667 invoices. The number
of errors is given at 1,055. The errors
recorded show Hawaii to have 800 per
cent more than any other port. with
Puget Sound second, with 1872. The err
rors here resulted in overcollections
amounting to SI,62915 and a shortage of
SIS, 20 This amount is supposed to be
collected if the parties owing it can be
found and made to disgorge. Various
other items are the payment of $37 ,227. IS !;
quarantine service for Hawaii, S21 ia. II;
enforcement of the Chinese exclusion
law, IS, 693 49,
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g0HA SUGAR COMPANY, LTD.
NOTICE TO SHAREHOLDERS.

PLEASE TAKE NOTICE THAT A
special meeting of the stockholders of
the Kona Sugar Company, Limited. will
be held at the office of NJ w. McChes-
ney & Sons, Queen street, Honolulu, on
Friday, the 30th day of August, 1901. at
10 o'clock in the forenoon.
The object of the meeting is to au-
thorize:
(a) The increase of the capital of the
company to s75O000 by the issue of one
thousand five hundred shares of com
mon stock of the nominal value of one
hundred dollars each and of one thou
sand shares of preferred stock of the
value of one hundred dollars each, the
latter emitting the holder thereof to a
dividend of ten per cent out Of the an
uual profits of the company in prefer
ence to all other stockholders; and
(b) The issue of new bonds of the
company of the amount of 100000, the
proceeds of which are to be applied (D
in redeeming the present issue of bonds,
(2) in the completion of the railway and
the system of wire cables at the COM
pany's plantation, and (3) for the gem
eral purposes of the company.
By order of the president.
F. w MCHESNEY,
Treasurer.
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MoBRYDE SUGAR CO., Ltd.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the twelfth and final assessment of II
per cent ($3.00 per share), levied on the
assessable stock of the McBryde Sugar
Co, Ltd, is due on September 2. 1901
and will be delinquent on September
16, 1901.
Stockholders will please make prompt
payment at the office of Messrs Theo.
H. Davies & Co, Ltd.
F. NJ SWANZY,
Treasurer McBryde Sugar Co, Ltd.
Honolulu, August Z. 1901. 1891
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THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL
meeting of the stockholders of e O.
Hall q Son, Ltd, at the office of the
company in the Safe Deposit building,
on Thursday, August Is, 1901 at D.
M, for the purpose of discussing mat
ters relative to the destruction of their
business block and stock of merchan-
disc, and to take action on such mat
ters as may be of Importance, as oc-
casioned by the late disaster. 1t is
earnestly requested that all stockhold-
ers may be present.
+. H. PARIS.
Secretary E. O. Hall & Son, Ltd
5a31
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Ookala Sugar Plantation Co.

THE STOCKBOOKS OF THE
above company will be closed to trans
fers from Monday, the 18th, to Thurs
day, the 18th instant, inclusive
The monthly dividend of l per cent
will be due and payable on the 18th
instant, at the office of c. Brewer &
Co, Ltd, Queen street, Honolulu.
G.. H. ROBERTSON,
Treasurer Ookala Sugar Plantation
Company.
Honolulu, August 9, 1901 1881
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On Sat urday, August "a,
AT IL O'CLOCK NOON,

the following valuable properties:
list. Residence of Mr.. Dow, on cor
ner of Hackfeld and Prospect streets.
Frontage of 1S5 feet on Prospect street
and 200 feet deep, with back boundary
of Punchbowl. Lot is nicely terraced
and planted with fruit and ornamental
trees. Main dwelling contains four
large bedrooms, parlor, dining room,
kitchen, etc. Large veranda so feet by
8 feet.
a cottage also on the premises con-
tanning rooms with wide verandas;
81, 900 of purchase price can remain on
mortgage.
This is an elegant piece of property
and we invite intending purchasers to
visit the place and note the healthy
situation and the elegant view of town
and sea. A party desires to rent this
property for one year at $50 per month.
I'd. Lots 1, 2, 8, A, s. 6, 7. 8. of block
E, of the Kapiolani Addition at Wal
kiki Total size 200x200 Lots are sit
uated on Trousseau avenue and are
about 100 feet from the Rapid Transit
car line.
3D. Lots and of Block at Pearl
City. These are about 100 yards from
the Pearl City depot and will rapidly
increase in value.
Terms on lots and g. cash. Deeds
Ut purchasers expense.
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REMOVAL.

ALOHA BRANCH: Saturday, 73e
n. M. public meeting In Arion Hall.
back of Opera House; Tuesday, 7:45
o. M. class of Ancient Wisdom" at
Mr.. Rice's, Beretania ST Library open
Wednesday, to p. m.
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MEETING NOTICE.

: THERE WILL BE A MEETING OF
the stockholders of the Hawaiian Or
phanage and Industrial Schools Asso-
citation, Ltd, at the Kona Coffee Store,
on the 23d of August; 4 p. m
ALICE F. BEARD,
1891 Secretary and Treasurer.
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Hilo, Hawaii, June y
Dear Sirs--In my innocence
chased here in H!lo q jar Of w
pIN-MoNEY PICKLn
(put up by Mrs, E. g. Kidd, Ea'
Virginia.
It brought me crest trouble ~
Of three things must occur
1. You must stop making tne.
4. I must get them at less eva
!. I'm q ruined man.
Since my frst venture I've ~ !,
lara" My family from sIs
cry Pickles" neighbors rnt E
bell and shout "Pickles;" r.lauw,
me in expectation Of PEGS Is.
piekels are my Nemesis Plar
sirs. quote them by the ni
hogshead, ton or shipioao, ~
serve" me. Yours very truH
CARROLL wHl1D
TO LEWIS Il CO.,
Honolulu, 7. d
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KIHEI ASSESSMENT NOTICE

THE THIRTEENTH AND FINAL
assessment. of per cent. or 50. so per
share, on the Kihei Plantation Co.,
Ltd. stock. has been levied, and will
become due and payable at the offices
Of Alexander & Baldwin, Ltd. on the
18th day Of June, 1901. Interest bear
ing after the 18th day of July. 1901
J. p. COOKE.
Treas, Kihei Plantation Co, Ltd
Honolulu. May 20. 1901. 1851
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Hawaiian A gricultural Co.

THE STOCKBOOKS OF THE.
above company will be closed to trans
fers from Monday, the 18th, to Thurs
day, the 18th instant, inclusive
c.. H ROBERTSON.
Treasurer Hawaiian Agricultural
Company.
Honolulu, August 9, 1901 1891
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VALUABLE PROPERTIES
At Auction

BY order of MR.. II. DOW, L
will sell at Public Auction at my sales
room, So Queen street,
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CHEONG LEE & CO.,

Importers and Exporters
And dealers in Jewelry, Fancy Goods
Furniture. Curios. Cutlery. Blackwood
Electro Plated and Glass Wares, etc.
Queens Road. Central. Hongkong
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Corporation Notices.
NOTICE.

SPECIAL MEETING OF STOCK
HOLDERS OF E. o. HALL &
SON, LTD.
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Honomu Sugar Company.

THE STOCKBOOKS OF THE
above company will be closed to trans
fers from Monday, the 18th, to Thurs
day, the 18th instant, inclusive
G. H. ROBERTSON
Treasurer Honomu Sugar Co
Honolulu, August 9, 1901. 1881
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By order of the president.
F. w. MCHESNEY,
Treasurer.
5sSo-3t 2S05-Aug. 9, Is, 90, q.
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Grocers Shown Up'

OFFICE OF CARROLL WHTW
ATTORNEY,
Hilo HsvG
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Mans Likeness

II you want q photograph tia,
win represent you 90 You ara.
we know you'll like what We
make for you. There's artistic
merit In them, too.
They are mounted In the lats
oval style, and are just ths
thing.
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Terms on lots 2 and 3, cash. Deeds
Ut purchasers expense.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-08-08
"el1inEtOn's En- Il uraUce,

wellington on one occasion started.
Sir Herbert Maxwell tells us. at a. m.
rode to a place 2S miles distant here
place from which he had started for
dinner between and ; p. m, says
Goodwin Smith in The Atlantic. Ike
galloped 2S miles and back TO see
whether damage had been done to Il
pontoon train. He rode II miles in two
hours from FreEsda to Ciudad Rodrigo
where he dined. gave bah and sup
ped. was in the saddle again at 3 a. M.
ialloEed back to Frcneda by 6 and was
doing business again at noon. lie rose
regularly at 6 and wrote til and after
dinner wrote again from till 10
1t must be essential to every general
and inCeed to every man who is bear
ing heavy load of anxious business TO
be Il good sleeper. Napoleon was first
rate sleeper; so was Fit: SO was
Rrougham: SO was Nj. Gladstone; so
was Wellington.
At Salamanca Wellington, having
given his order fer the battle, said to
his aidde-camp: Watch the French
through your glass. fitZ Roy. l anu
going to take rest. When they reach
that copse near the gap in the hills,
wake me- Then he lay down and Was
fast asleep in Il minute. In the midst
of the critical operations before Water
loo. feeling weary, he laid himself
down, put a newspaper over his face
and took nap.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1901-08-08

The man from the country took his
green necktie and his best girl into the
restaurant, and. like some other men.
he was disposed to be facetious at the
walters expense.
Waiter" he said. 81 want YOU to
bring me boiled elephant
"Iessir," replied the waiter, perfect
ly unmoved.
"And. waiter, bring it on toast"
"lessir."
Then he stood there like a statue for
a minute.
We'll" said the man, "are you not
going to bring it:'
"Yessir"
"Why don't you. then:"
Order is, sir, that we get pay in ad-
vance for elephants. sir Elephant on
toast. sir, is f1,500 0s. I'd. If you take
it without toast, sir. it is only 1880,
SIR
The waiter did not smile, but the girl
did, and the man climbed down.-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.