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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-08-07


 Samuel Whites horse overturned his milk wagon yesterday morning while MT White had gone to deliver milk at the home of one of his customers on Newton Heights. Several quarts of milk were spilled and the wagon broken. Fortunately the animal did not run.
 It is understood that there is dis satisfaction among the members of the Union church in regard to the manner in which things are conducted. The dissatisfaction has been apparent for some time.
 Charles Graham has sold over 1000 spring chickens this summer Mir Graham has disposed of the greater part of his stock of fancy poultry and IS giving his time to business of an- other character.
 The trolley surveyors were at work again yesterday along the route of the. proposed extension.
 There is barely a rent available in the entire village. The building op- erations here this year have hardly kept up with the times
 William Munson has just returned from a visit to the seashore. It is un- derstood that MT Munson will rebuild his ice houses, recently burned down at Echo lake
 A number from here will go to Quassapaug lake Thursday, the day of the colored peoples convention.
 Charles Hubbell and Adelma Ther- ault will hold their dance on Evans's pavilion this evening, should the weather permit.
 Mrs Wise has recovered from her illness and is out again.
 A. A. Alden of Providence is putting in the new engine at the Oakville com pany's.
 L. B. Newton of New Haven, for mer resident here, is making a short visit about Oakville.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26
Little wt1lie Ate Er.r

Until they are trained to II /; Z.
Youngsters are usually like litt,p r.g
gies. They "root" through ever.;l,ns;
and leave muss after them. N'i;,,l;t
g years old. has pair Of parents VIA
try to break him Of the habit of tax
ing things on his plate that he c;inMot
eat and leaving much to go to waste
He is in fair way to improve unde,
their watchfulness.
You must eat the crust. too. Willie
his mamma will say. and Willie will
dutifully eat the crust.
Don't take such q large piece of
cake. Willie, unless you can eat it,
his papa will say. and Willie will tax;
1t and stuff himself with it rather thar
to leave crumb for his father tn
grumble about.
The other day Willie was invited to
birthday party. Els mother dressed
him in his best clothes.
Now. mind. Willie" was the last
thing she said to him; "eat everythin.
you take on your plate"
Willie came home that evening with
severe pains. The little girl in whose
honor the party was given was II
years old. Her mother had baked q
birthday cake, and part of the scheme
of ornamentation of it were IL wax
candles. There were three of them on
the piece that was put on Willie's
fredericksburg News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26
Letting Him or E..x.

Before agree to undertake your
defense" said the eminent crilsii:!a,
lawyer who had been called in "you
will have to be perfectly frank with
me and tell me the whole truth Did
you embezzle the 100000 you are &C,
cused of having taken?'
/! Yes, SIR" replied the accused u:ai,
I'll not attempt to conceal the fact
from you. stole every penny of it,
How much Of it have you left?''
Its all gone but about f1O."
Young man," said the eminent law.
yer. putting on his gloves. you'd bet,
ter plead guilty and throw yourself OH
the mercy Of the court
''I'll do it If you say so. sir. What
are you going to charge me for the ad
vice?"
Ten pounds. "-London King.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26

STOPS the Cough ana Works of
81; tho Cold.
Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets cure
q cold in one day. No cure, no pay.
Price Is cents. ls3s X. Ks A.. III r.
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PHE9IcIAFS.

Pepa1ana Ledge, 2, a. 2. d a. Ne
Rep,,lar meetings in the evenings of first and
third Friday Of every month. Visiting Brethren
in good standing are invited.
W. W. FE1soN. RoBT. Moh ~ ~
Secretary. W. M
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26

fortunate as to secure his services. OF
late years, however, Charles has been
content to devote his talents and ener-
gies to the more lofty and remunerative
field Of scientific invention, diverting
only to do an occasional turn in the arena
OF municipal politics. His unexpected
return to the scene of his former proves
is gratifying to a large number of citizens
if not to the members of the local bar,
and he clearly demonstrated his ability
to grapple with the intricacies Of justice
court practice on Friday last.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26
Best Remedy for rheumatism.

QUICK RELIEF FROM PAIN.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking of this Mr.. D. N. Sinks,
of Troy, Ohio, says: Some time ago l
had severe attack::of rheumatism in my
arm and shoulder. l tried numerous
remedies but got no relief until 1 was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists of this place, to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They re-
commended it SO highly that l bought a
bottle. I was soon relieved of all pain.
l have since recommended this liniment
to many of my friends, who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market" For
sale at the drug store.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26
Her Object Attained.

Forgive me, my dear" said the gos
zip humbly, ''but thoughtlessly men
toned to Mrs. Brown the things that
you told me in strict confidence"
"There is nothing to forgive" replied
the wise woman pleasantly. ut was
for that very purpose that told them
to you in strict confidence Chicago
Post.
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A Trunkless Body.

An explorer lately returned from his
travels was relating his adventures
II peered," said he. Into the thickct.
and there before me lay trunkless
body" Nonsense. remarked an inter
fering critic. ''who ever heard of a
trunkless bodyY MY friend" replied
the traveller quietly. 1.-The body was
that of an elephant" He then resumed
his story.-London Globe.
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Penabina Ledge 11o, a. .. u w.
Meets every fret and third Tuesday of the
Month.
GEO. PETERSON w. W. FELsoN,
Recorder. III. W..
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If Troubled by weak digestion, loss
OF appetite, or constipation, try few
doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Every box warranted.
For sale by T. R. Shaw, druggist.
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Wexford.

Miss Fowler, of Pembina, spent Sun
day at the Wexford home
Mrs. Thompson and daughter Edith
are visiting relatives at Carlisle.
The Base Ball boys are going to give a
dance in Quinnell's Hall in the near
future.
Amovement is on loot to hold church
church services here the coming summer.
The Presbyterian pastor at Neche will
have the charge.
School started in District 18 for the
summer term on Monday. Miss EVELYN
Corchran, of Medford, Mimi, in charge
The winter term ends this week, H. w.
Gill, the present teacher, goes to Mug
ford to take charge of the school there.
VIM. Quinnell finished sowing last
week and will start work on the new hall
lat once.
That latest edition of winter had sus.
pended seeding operations but they are
once more resumed. /.
Scours in Colts and Calves. y !,
For young calf or colt from a day TO
"a month old give one teaspoonful Of
Chamber'ain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
hoea Remedy in half algill OF water as a
drench after each operation of the bow
more than natural; usually one dose
nfficient For older animals it NAV
given in the feed. Z Thousands Oval.
.sltanimals are sayed hY it each year
'i.remedy is jus VA you should
t4xtyourself when taoubIel with diarr.:
heea. For sale at the drug store. 3o.421
Last winter ! was confined TO my BED
with very bad cold on the lungs. Mo-
{ hing gave mel Finally my wife
bought 4 bottle Of One Minute Courh
Cure that effected speedy cure. can
5lot . & - 4. schighiy d that excellent
.leme4J. !, * x. Hous',,...n, kla,lata,v-
;aeJ
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26

DR., G. S. Smith, Of Hallock, as will be
seen by notice in another column, will
soon open dental rooms in Pembina. DR..
Smith was the first dentist in Pembina
county, having had an Office inthe Yerxa
building some Is years ago, and he is
well and favorably known to the oldest
residents ofthe city and county, many of
whom still have. intact. work done by him
at that time. Those desiring his services
may rely upon his skill and faithfulness.
Just arrived large assortment of la
dies kid gloves, at 81. 10 pair, at Chas.
iFulls.
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]. H. SNYDER,
vEEERITA=s 20
Calls night or day promptly attended. once at
Wntson's barn.
Emerson, S-e.--e1s'-.
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Methodist Episcopal Church.

SUNDAY SERVICES :-Epworth League II
q. m. Sunday School IL m. Preaching Z: 30 p.
m. every Sunday.
PRAYER MEETING each Tuesday evening at
7:3O: during fall AMI winter to be held In the
homes Of members and friends.
JOHN G. DINGLE, Pastor
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Tongue River.

We are sorry to learn OF the serious
illness of Mrs. Henry Thede.
Mrs. Osborne, who has been visiting
friends here, has returned to her home
in Ontario.
w. Bill and wife and two children were
down from Langdon last week, visiting
with Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Bill.
Mrs VIM. Shuttleworth spent several
days last week with her mother Mrs.
Wilson. Mrs. Shuttleworth will soon
Join her husband in Manitoba. :.
Rev. MIR. Hall preached to a large
audience in Tongue River church on
Sunday morning. Mr. Hall comes to us
highly recommended, and we are glad to
welcome him as our pastor.
"A large number from this place at
tended the funeral of Mrs. John Webb in
Cavalier on Thursday of last week. Mrs.
Webb was one of the early settlers of
Tongue River, having come here with
her husband and family, twenty years
ago, and resided on her farm here until a
few years ago, when she removed to
Cavalier. The whole community sadly
regret her death, and much sympathy is
expressed for the bereaved friends.
Caught a Dreadful Cold.
Marion Kooke, manager for T. M.
Thompson, a large importer of fine mil
linery at 1858 Milwaukee avenue, Chi
cago, says: During the late severe
weather I caught dreadful cold which
kept me awake at night and made me
unfit to attend my work during the day.
zone OF my milliners was taking Cham
berlaln's Cough Remedy for severe
cold at that time, which seemed to re-
lieve her so quickly that l bought some
for myself 1t acted like magic and be-
gan to improve at once. am now en-
tirely well and feel very pleased to ac-
knowledge its merits" For sale by T..
R. Shaw, druggist.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-04-26

You cannot enjoy perfect health, rosy
cheeks and sparkling eyes if your liver is
sluggish and your bowels clogged. De-
Wits Little Early Risers cleanse the
whole system. They never grippe. Y.
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PEMBINA
Building and Loan Association,

PEMB1NA. NORTH DAKOTA. IS.
Money l0ande on good Real MISREPRESENTATION
whers in the county. What you payforrsnf Win
psythe monthly dues. No other paynenfe have
70 be made, and In from six to eight years you
own the property. Dues on 34O0 losn Ire 50
per month. Address. ri 7}
e. n. RooKxR, G. g. IHonPsoN. 81
s3i Secretary President.
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Express Elevators.

To the man who is accustomed to
buildings where staircases are still USE
full as we'll as ornamental the speed OF
the express" elevators in New York
skyscrapers is disturbing. Recently
an "up state" man, who was being
shown about the city by a friend, was
taken at last up to the sixteenth story
of one of the high buildings. He went
up in q "local" elevator, at moderate
speed, but even that caused him to
suffer many Qualms before he stepped
out on the firm landing. In coming
down to street level again they took
an express" With one switch Of the
handle and few sparks from the con
trolling apparatus they were deposited
on the ground floor. The city mar
asked the other II shat was quicl
enough" for him. "Quick enough! h'
exclaimed. "Why, might just as wei
have jumped."-New York Post.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14
What the Eye Tells.

Eyes are very treacherous, and those
who NEEDLE in amorous matters should
know all about them.
When the upper lid covers half or
more of the pupil, the indication is Of
cool elaboration. An eye the upper
lid Of which passes horizontally across
the pupil indicates mental ability. Tn.
steady eyes, rapidly Jerking from side
to side, are frequently indicative Of an
unsettled mind. 1t is said that the
prevailing color of eyes among the pa
tients of lunatic asylums are brown
and black. Eyes of any color with
weak brows and long. concave lashes
are indicative Of weak constitution.
Eyes that are wide apart are said to
indicate great intelligence and tena'
cious memory. Eyes of which the
whole iris is visible belong TO cratic
persons, even with a tendency toward
insanity. Wide open. staring eyes III
weak countenances indicate Jealousy
bigotry, intolerance and pertinacity
without 6rmness.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14
CHINESE PROVERBS.

Dig we'll before you are thirsty.
The ripest fruit will not fall into
your mouth.
Great wealth means destiny. Mod
crate wealth means industry.
The pleasure Of doing good is the only
one which does not wear out.
Water does not remain on the noun
tain nor vengeance in great mind.
To nourish the heart there is nothing
better than to make the desires few.
When life comes, 1t cannot be de-
clined. When 1t goes. it cannot be
detained.
Good governments get the peoples
wealth, while good instructions get
their hearts.
Those who labor with their minds
govern others. Those who labor with
their strength are governed by others.
A small bag cannot be made to con.
tain what is large. A short rope can.
not be used to draw water from deep
well.
Let every man sweep the snow from
before his own door and not busy him
self about the frost of his neighbours
| tiles.
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BOUND FOR THE FRONT
An Incident showing the Military
COURAGE Of the MOnteuegriu.

An Incident Showing the Military
Courage al the Montenegriu.
In military courage the Monteregrin
probably stands at the head Of Euro
pean races. The best wish for baby
boy is, MAY you not die in your bed!"
and to face death is, to man or boy.
only joyous game. Says w. J. Still
man in his Autobiography"
l have seen a man under a heavy
Turkish fire deliberately leave the
trenches and climb the breastwork,
only to expose himself from sheer
bravado.
While lying at headquarters at Orea-
bulk, awaiting the opening Of the CAM
paign in 1877, was walking one day
with the prince, when boy Of 16 or IS
approached us, cap in hand.
| ''Now," said the prince, "Ill show you
an interesting thing. This boy is the
last of a good family. His father and
brothers were all killed in the last bat
tie, and ordered him to 60 home and
stay with his mother and sisters, that
the family might not become extinct"
The boy drew near and stopped be-
| kVIC Us, HIS Aciu uOW Ills Nup III A0Aus
"What do you want" asked the
prince.
II want to go back to my battalion"
"But." said the prince, you are the
last of your line. and cannot allow
good family to be lost. You must go
home and take care of your mother"
The boy began to cry bitterly.
"Will you so home quietly and stay
there" said the prince, ''or will you
take fogging and be allowed to
fight?'
The boy thought for a moment A
fogging, he knew well, Is the deepest
disgrace that can befall a MOntenegrin.
SWELL" he broke out, ''since it isn't
for stealing, I'll be logged"
"No," said the prince, 'you must 60
home"
Then the boy broke down utterly.
"But," he cried, II want to avenge
my father and brothers!'
He went away still crying. and the
prince said: I'm spite Of all this he
will be in the next battle"
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THE MAIDEN OF THE SMILE.

In that fair land where slope and plain
Shine back to sun and Ky
And olives shield the sprouting grain
When wintry arrows hy.
Where snow led streams seek sun wafmes
vale,
Through vineyard scarped deAle,
The world we enter with wall
She greeted with smile.
Slumbering, che smiled and. smiling. woke.
And when she felt the smart
OF grave, sad life smiles still bespoke
Her tenderness Of heart,
And nightly when shs knelt and prayed
Beside her snow white bed
Her face was one pure smile that made
A heaven about her head.
When love nrst trembled in her ear
The heart throbs that beguile,
She listened with asserting tear.
Then chased It with . smile.
Sorrow and pain with smiles she bore
Unto her latest breath.
But the sweetest smile she ever wore
Was the smile she wore In death.
Alfred Austin in Independent.
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A Gh0stlY Satellite.

Under certain conditions there may
be seen in the night sky, exactly OPP
posite to the place where the sun may
then be, faint light, rounded In out.
line, to which the name ''gegenschien"
has been given. 1t has always been q
mystery to astronomers. but Professor
Pickering suggested that it may be a
cemetery or meteoric satellite OF the
earth. He thinks it may be composed
of a cloud of meteors 100000 miles
from the earth and revolving around II
in a period of just one solar year, &c
that the sun and the ghostly satellite
are always on opposite sides Of the
earth,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14
SELF FLAME OF JEWELS.

The Glow the Diamond Shows when
Under Pressure.
A traveller for diamond house was
talking shop the other evening and.
speaking Of gems. said:
1.-THE most overworked expression
used by the unsophisticated and deeply
impressed diamond purchaser Is. 1t
actually looks as IL it glows Of ITSELF
Now, it is not generally known that
such is actually the case. although not.
of course, in the way the public In.
tends. The beauty of the gem In light
Is, of course. In its remarkable refract-
i've power. but under certain conditions
the diamond has more. for 1t ma
CLEAN even In the night with pale
but extremely beautiful light. In
short. it becomes phosphorescent.
Heated to a certain temperature the
internal fire shows itself, and under
pressure the same Is true.
"Some years ago ] went to Amster.
dam to purchase some special stones
for a California millionaire who had
ordered them through our New York
house. and while there | was shown
the inside workings Of the famous dia.
mond cutting establishments Of that
city. OF all that ! saw. however. the
self fame Of the stones under pres.
sure most surprised me. The manager
placed a large rose cut gem between
the jaws Of a wise and carefully ap'
piled a certain amount Of pressure. He
then extinguished all the light In the
shop. and as soon as my eyes had be-
come accustomed to the darkness
saw the diamond emitting soft radi
ance of its own like very pale glow
worm. AS l remember 1t. he said thai
the yellower diamonds were slightly
more phosphorescent than the frs
water stones.
by the way, you would be really as
tonlshed to know the number of jewels
which also possess self fame to I
more or less extent, and have offer
wondered II the alchemists who per
formed such apparently well authenti
Gated wonders in the middle ages di,
not know something Of phosphores
cence and it's oddities."-New Orlean
| Times Democrat.
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Strictly Appropriate.

One Of the pretty Sunday school
teachers has class of little girls, and
1t is her custom to tell them each Sun.
day of some little incident that has
happened in the week and request the
children to quote verse Of Scripture
to illustrate the story. In this way
she hopes to impress the usefulness
OF Biblical knowledge upon the little
ones. Last Sunday she told her class
Of cruel boy who would catch cats
and cut their tails of.
"Now, can any little girl tell me Of
an appropriate verse?" she asked.
There was pause for few moments,
when one little girl arose and In a sol.
emn voice said:
"Whatsoever God has Joined together
let no man put asunder."-Carthage
Press.
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A City of Boiling Springs.

Carlsbad has been humorously de-
scribed as being built on the lid OF
boiling kettle, which is almost literally
true, as it stands on crust OF COM
parative thinness through which rise
several mineral springs. The most
abundant and most used Of these
springs is the Sprudel. which dis
charges $780, 900 gallons day Of vari-
GUS temperatures. The water of the hot
springs has been famous for more
than a century as "cure" for various
complaints, and the town can nearly
always boast of its royal visitors dur
ing the season from May to Sept. 70
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14

The following advertisement recently
appeared in the London Morning Post:
"A rock built. crenelated castle. buf-
feted by the Atlantic surge. at one Of
the most romantic and dreaded points
Of our iron bound coast. in full view OF
the Death stone; shipwrecks frequent.
corpses common; three reception and
seven bedrooms: every modern conven-
fence; 10 guineas q week. Address"
etc
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Told Him.

An old Scottish farmer, being elected
a member Of the local school board,
visited the school and tested the intel
ligence of the class by his questions.
The first inquiry was:
moo. boys, can ony O. you tell me
what naething isr'
After a moments silence small boy
in a back seat arose and replied:
"It's what ye gle me t'other day for
haudin yer hoursey'-London Answers.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

MRS. W. H. RIBELIN, TEACHER OF PIANO
and Orgon; diploma from Toronto (Canada)
Conservatory of Music. Rates: BIC for 30 min
utes. Residence. No. 81 Third Avenue East.
TAKEN UP-AT MY RANCH, II MILES
north on saltwater, black and white yearling
heifer; no brands. Owner can have same by
proving property and paying costs
JOHN X. CATION.
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FOR SALE.

FOR sALE+A 7-ROOM HOUSE, LOT 5oxl4o
No. Fifth Ave, West. Apply to Peter Sprint
FOR SALE FULL.BLOODED TOLOUSE
geese and Pekin ducks. Address Mrs. i. n.
Smith, Pine Grove, or Geo. F. Stannard, kalis.
pell.
FOR SALE : THREE GOOD MONTANA
horses for logging purposes. Inquire at
Waller A. wharton barn. Peter Aasgaard.
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His Fsvorite Dish.

"What is your favorite dishY In
quired Mrs. Frontpew Of the Rev.
Longface. the new pastor. She felt
sure it was chicken. but it proved not.
"Er-the contribution plate" an
swesed the Rev. Longface absently.-
Ohio State Journal
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On being informed that member OF
his race had been sentenced to the pen.
itentiary for forgery, Brother Dickey
exclaimed: Oats what comes er dis
yer dedication. Thank de good Lawd
l never could read or write. en-. what's
no. never wiuw-Atlanta Constitu.
ton.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1901-12-14
The Difference.

Pater-You are very forwerd, Sir. In
my day the young man waited until he
was asked to call.
Young Man-Yes, and now he waits
until he's asked not to cau.-Ttt-Bits.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENr-A NICELY FURNISHED FRONT
room, has window; board if desired. Inquire
at Amrican Steam Laundry.
FOR RENr-rHREE NICE ROOMS. PARTLY
Furnished, cheap. No. 81 Fifth avenue West
north near rouLdhOuse.