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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
Hans Breitmann's Party.
Uans Brei5mann gave barty
Dey had biano blayin.

Uans Brei5mann gave barty
Dey had biano blayin.
tfelled in lofe dnit 'Merican frau,
Her name vas Madilda Yane.
She hat haar as prown ash pretzel,
Her eyes vas himmel plue,
Und ven dey looket indo mine
Dey shplit mine heart in two.
Hans Breitmann gife a barty.
l ven dere, you'll pc pound.
valzet nit Madlda Yane
Und vent shpinnen round und round.
De pootiest fraulen in de no ouse,
She vayed 'pout dwo hoOudred pound,
Und efery dime she give a shoomp
She make de windows sound.
Hans Breitmann gife barty.
dells you. it cost him dear
Dey rolled in more ash sefen ltecks
or foost rate lager beer,
Und venefer dey knocks de shpicket in
De DeutSchers gifes cheer.
Ldinks dat so vine a barty
Meier COON to a het dis year.
Hans BreituAna gife barty.
Dere all vas sous und brouse.
Did make demselfs to house.
Dey ate das brot und gensy broo5t,
De bratwursJ und braten fine.
Und wash der abendeSsen down
Nit four parrels of neckarweln.
Hans Breitmann gifea barty
We all cot trook ash bigs.
/ poOt mine mout to parrel of beer
Und emptied it oop nit a schwigs,
Und den gissed NJ adilda Yane,
Und she shlo me ou de l1op,
Und de company fited nit daple lecks
Dill de coonshtable made oos shtop.
Hans Breitmann gife barty.
Where ish dao barty now?
Hhere ish de lofely golden cloud
Dat float onde mountains PROV?
Where isl de himmelstrahende stern.
De shtar OF de shpirit's light?
All goned afay nit de lager beer.
Afay in de ewigkeit!
Charles Godfrey Leland
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
A Village Blacksmith Saved His
Little Sons Life.

Mr. II. Ell. Black, the we'll known vii
lage blacksmith at Grahamsville, Sulli-
van Co., N. Y, says: ''Our little son,
five years old, has always been subject to
Group, and so bad have the attacks been
that we feared many times that be would
die. We have had the doctor and used
many medicines, but Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy is now our sole reliance.
1t seems to dissolve the tough mucus
AID by giving frequent doses when the
cruupy symptoms appear we have found
that the dreaded croup is cured before
it gets settled. There is no danger in
giving this remedy for i, contains DO
opium or other injurious drug and may
be given as confidently to babe as an
adult. For sale by Thos. B. Magee.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
&15 Reward.

The above reward will be paid for the
recovery of one sorrel horse, strayed or
stolen from the undersigned and de-
scribed as fellows: One sorrel horse
branded AN on left shoulder, both hind
feet white, blaze face, large white spot
between front legs, weight about $50
pounds,
PETER MARCEAU,
Piegana Mont.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28

When you feel that life is hardly worth
the candle take dose of Chamberlain 8
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They will
cleanse your stomach, tone up your liver
and regulate your bowels making. you
feel like new man.. For sale by Thos.
B. Magee.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
School Notes.
PRIMARY DEPARTMENT.

Enrolment this month 80. Honorary
list. 100 in department., Roe Wilcox,
May Dean, Mabel Cox, Lester Cowgirl,
Frances Arnold. 100 in spelling, George
Magee, Ader Arnold. 100 in language
George Magee. The highest in arith-
netic is Linkie II umble SO.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28

For glass of Bohemian beer or first
class cigar, call at the @. & L. Nothing
hQt the best kept in stock.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
Notice.

$4,000 reward for the arrest and con-
viction of any person found dlsposing of
or tampering with the bands of my cat
tie and horses. Cattle brand a left ribs,
horse brand LA left thigh, vent for cat
tie V on left ribs, vent for horses VT on
left thigh.
LOUISE AUBREY,
Browning, Mont.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-11-28
$500 Reward.

The above reward will be paid fer the,
recovery of one brown horse, weight
about 100 pounds, branded + on right
Up on right shoulder and 40 or,
right shoulder. Was last seea, near
Birch creek at the Kingsburry ranches,
and was shod all around.
WM. MILLER.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
LEAPED
Into the Swollen Ohio.
Young Woman Committed Sui.
eide at Cincinnati.

Cincinnati, April 25,-(SpD-A young
woman sprang into the raging, swollen
river here Wednesday afternoon, hay
Ing lcaped from the suspension bridge.
Hundreds of people were grouped
about the high waters sight seeing or
engaged In efforts for the saving of
lives and property in inundated homes,
and they saw her, but no human being
could combat with the roaring, angry
all-powerful Ohio river in Its present
stage. Her identity is yet unknown,
The police are making all possible ef,
fort to gain some clew az to tho unfor.
tunate young woman's history. She
left costly, fashionable hat, and ex
pensiye umbrella on the bridge.
Among other accidents of the floot
yesterday was the sad sight OF a mar
foating past this city, clinglng to
log and doating evidently to certain
death. He cried loudly for help, bu
no one could help him.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
BOATMEN
Resent Being Fired
Upon
FIRED
Resent
By the Owners of Submerged
Houses-Heavily Armed.

Pittsburg, April 25.-Steamboat-
men leaving for the south will go
heavily armed, and If their boats are
fired on from the shore the crew will
return the fire. The killing of w. 7.
Terry, a carpenter on the Pittsburg
and Cincinnati packet Keystone State,
at Parkersburg, yesterday, has incens-
ed the rivermen to high degree of
anger. Every Ohio river packet and
towboat arriving at Pittsburg this
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
WISE ana w ss
-------
We M Otherwise.


Had a dream last night" said the
Knowing One.
"So?" asked the Inquistive Individ-
ual, with friendly interest.
"Yes, dreamed that | was sort OF
public telephone through which a great
many conversations were carried on,
questions asked, etc"
"Rccall any Of them"
"Ycs, l remember that one of The
City Commissioners wanted to buy a
fountain pen especially for official bus
lness, of course, and called up the
Judge to inquire whether that was per-
missible.'
what did the Judge say?"
"Oh, he said: Sure; 20 ahead, and
maybe you had better get one for each
member of the Board. | haven't given
them II present for a long time"
Were they 10 be charged to the
city!'
"Wcll, the Judge didn't say; that
part of ii seemed to he understood one
way or another
Leo Miller, II lI-ycar-old Chicago
boy, besides going TO school, fell vic.
lcntly in love with Il girl of his own
age. His parents observing this in
consistency on the part of their off
spring, put him under lock and key
For four days the girl haunted the
home of her youthful lover but the
door was barred against her. Beiev.
ing she could never see Leo again the
girl tried to take her life by drinking
carbolic acid. When taken TO a hospi
tai she cried for her lover, claim
ing she'd die if she didn't see him
But the parents remained obduratc aud
wouldn'r release Leo, The girl died
+ + +
What is the difference between in
fectious and contagiousW asked local
citizen of Health Officer A. A. kohlcr
yesterday.
"Noumes could be written about that
question; II great deal of risk has
been used on it anyway. Some doc
tors hold that an infectious disease is
one which spreads by indirect exposur,
and contagious disease one in which
direct exposure Is necessary before Il
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

"rhe people elect the Mayor and the
Mayor appoints the City Commission
crs. Then why doesn't the Mayor
have something to say about the run
ming of the city aud what the Commits,
sioners should doI" asks the Youngs.
town Telegram. Perhaps you've
elected the wrong kind of Mayors
nelghbor. The Telegram should try
the Akron plan and elect n Mayor who
will permit prominent Republicans
TO help run the city, This method has
given immense satisfaction In Akron
If the Telegram doesn't believe this II
should consult Hon. Geo. w. Grouse
Capt. Aaron Wagoncr Senator Alex
ander, or most any leading Rcpub
lican Of Akron.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

week reports having been fired on by
people along the bank, who claim that
the waves from the boats cndanger
their houses during the high water.
The matter has been placed in the
hands of the government authorities
for action.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

The political stew and fret in the
Akron Senatorial district, would indi-
cate that Foraker has not got his call
ing and election sure, says the Youpgs-
town Vlndlcator. The defeat of local
option has raised "bogy man" that
will not down with throwing Campbell
overheard.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

The Ashtabula Clerical club has just
paid its compliments to Senator Sic
ber calling upon the temperance peo.
pie of the district to buckle on their
armor for the defeat of the Summit
candidate. If the Senator is renomi-
mated he will have 10 ride through res
olutions UP to the bride bits.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
Lodge Instituted.

A number of the members of the
Pythian Sisterhood went to Cuyahoga
Falls Wednesday evening where they
instituted lodge of the order. The
ceremonies were followd by au elabor-
ate spread.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
'TiS Easy to Feel Good.

Countless thousands have found n
blessing to the body in DR., Kings
New Life Pills, which positively cure
Constipation, Sick Headache, Dlzzi
ness, Jaundice, Malaria, Fever and
Aguc and all Liver and Stomach trou
bles, Purely vegetable; never grIpe OIL
weaken. Only 25c at all druggists.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

1t will be noted that every time the
preachers get together in opposition
to Senator Sieber, they base thcil
resolutions on similar action else
where" The Ashtabula ministers, fol-
instance, feel justified in opposing the
Senator on the ground that he has the
opposition of the Evangelical Alliance
OF his own county. 1t will be inter,
esting to watch the progress of this
contagion.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
MILLION
Made by Petit.
grew
In Wall Street Opera.
tons.
May Again Run For
the Senate.
How He Lost a Fortune and
Regained II.

Sioux Falls, S. D., April 25.-(Spl.)-
The reports of the large winnings
made by ex-senator Pettigrew on the
New York Stock Exchange through
tips given to him by James j. Hill, the
millionaire railroad president, has
aroused renewed interest in the per-
sonality of the former United States
Senator from South Dakota. who has
Just returned here from New York
city, where he went after the ad-
journment of Congress.
Intimate friends of the ex-senator
tell an interesting story of how that
| aggressive and energetic gentleman
lost his first and has just won his sec
ond fortune, When he entered the
United States Senate little over II
years ago he was said to be worth not
less than 100000 Practically the
whole of this sum was lost during the
years of the financial stringency, and
fro ma man of atfluence Pettigrew be-
came comparatively poor.
His first good fortune in stock spec
ulation was during the time that ",Ioc"
Letter was n conspicuous figure in
Chicago Board of Trade circles. Dur
ing that period Pettigrew succeeded
IN securing the money with which
TO purchase 10000 bushels of corn in
the crib in Iowa. The grain was Sc
cured for II cents II bushel After
holding for Il time he sold the whole
for 35ia cents bushel, more than
doubling his money.
The cxSenator's present financial
condition is due largely to lucky
! investment he made little over year
ago in South Dakota and Montana
farm lands. Through Minnesota
agency he secured options on 1000
acres of land in the two States. He
had TO put up about $4,000 and this
was advanced by his wife, who had
Just inherited it. The purchase was
made on tip from James j. Hill, IL
is said. The friendship between the
two men dates from thirty years ago,
when Pettigrcw was struggling
young pioneer on the frontier of Da.
kota, and Hill had not yet made a
stir in the railroad world. The options
were on lands penetrated by Hills
railroad and which he had determined
to BOOM
After Congress adjourned Pettigrew
went to New York city and within
the past thirty days has sold enough
of the land to bring him comfortable
fortune. Two sales since Congress
adjourned brought him $4,000. othe,
Investments have recently paid him
large profits, and with the money
made on the New York Stock Ex
change it is reliably reported that he
Is today again worth not less than
100000
Pettlgrcw himself will not confirm O,
deny the reports of his winnings or
the New York Stock Exchange, but II
Is known that lie has recently deposit
ed very large sum in Sioux Falls
bank.
The reports of his sudden accumula
ton of wealth naturally have started
stories that he will make another eff
fort to return to the United State,
Senate, but he says he IL nor taking
an active part in politics, that the peo
pie decided to retire him, which wa,
the best thing for him from financia
standpoint, He expects TO be connect
cd with extensive railroad buildln,
IN South Dakota within the next year
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

The Canton business men are talking
about a population Of 10000 for their
city in 1000. They intend to effect
this by bringing a number Of new
manufactures to the city. Our Can
ton neighbors arc to be admired fol
their hopefulness and enterprise.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

just the reverse to be true
Webster's dictionary agrees with DR..
Kohler-or he with it.
j. J. {.
Write it on your heart that every day
is the best day in the year. No man
has learned anything rightly until he
knows that every day is Doomsday.
Today is king in disguise. Today al
ways looks mean to the thoughtless,
in the face of uniform experience
that all good and great and happy ac-
tions are made up precisely of these
blank todays. Let us not be so de-
ceived, let us unmask the king as he
passes.-Ralph Waldo Emerson.
j T. j.
A Mr.. Ulysses Grant Yant was
Knocked down and put out of business
generally by highwaymen with
in a few steps of his home
night before last. 1t is "A safe
guess that IL the highwaymen had
known the formidable name of their
intended victim they would have hes
itated about assailing him.
There Is every indication that the
local Republican Committee will have
to call out Its practical Prohibition"
reserves if the parsons continue to
make headway against Senator Sicber.
The cause Of 'clvic morality is again
in danger. Who will come to the res
cue?
The Akron Daily Democrat, started
in on its tenth year last Monday, with
II good record behind it and pleasing
prospects ahead, The Nindcator of
fcrs congratulations with the hope that
its Akron neIghl,or may live long and
continue TO pcr.-Youngstown Vim
dicator.
On the advertising card of Fleming,
Barnes II Co., alleged lumber dealers,
who left this city suddenly, is printed:
"All bills cut out in short order" As
to the ability of the company to do this
all their creditors in Akron will
attest.
Akron Pathtindcrs who were going
to surprise their Kent brethren were
themselves surprised by finding their
intended hosts wrapped up snug and
warm in bed, ana opposed TO getting
up TO entertain.
| The old saying that it Is the man,
not appearances which count, has
been discounted again. If that bogus
lumber dealer had not made swell ap-
pearancc he would have "donc" fewer
people.
While the snow storm was raging in
II states, Western poet broke into
print with II sonnet, the first line OF
which began; Here ut last, robin
pipe, little lnnet." What shall be done
to hlm2
"Dr. Wilgohs, aged 07, cannot recall
Il similar snow storm ut this season OF
the year." says Clinton correspond
cnt. This ought to settle it, so far as
the Oldest Inhabitants are concerned
+ + =
II all the electric lines to Canton are
built and they get to cutting rates
there will he IA chance for folks to ge
fat jobs as passengers.
| T. j. 4
They talk of connecting Cantor
with Akron just as though the Deubel
town amounted to something,
No man knows SO much but that b,
might know more.
The n, o. r. deal that was "brewing'
has brewed
+ 4 +
And again, "Hooray for the cleal
streets"
May be chance to go fishing yet.
| ------------
| rTic EaSu IN Eaal Hoad
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

Those famous little pills, De Wits
Little Early Risers will remove all
impurities from your system, cleanse
your bowels, make them regular.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25
nothing left but the ashes, is not only
foolish but criminal.

Skin troubles, cuts, burns, scalds,
and chatting quickly healed by the use
OF DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salvc. 1t is
initiated. Be sure you get DeWitt's.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

4 That beautiful war drama, "All foI
His Country" at Grand Opera house
Friday and Saturday nights, and sat.
urday matinee.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

You will waste time If you try to
cure indigestion or dyspepsia by starr,
ing yourself, That only makes II
worse when you do eat heartily. You
always need plenty of good food
properly dlgested. Kodo Dyspepsia
Cure Is the result of years of scientific
research for something that would dl
gest not only some elements of food
but every kind. And it is the one rem
edy that will do 1t,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-04-25

premiums given for Cordova Coffee
wrappers.
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
Old Sailors Get Sick Too.

"seafaring men often suffer from
seasickness," said a retired navy off
Ger. 81 used to get a touch Of it
every voyage; not the long contin-
ued and sometimes deathly illness
of the landsman, but decidedly IN
comfortable nevertheless. It usu-
ally lasted a day with me, some
times only a few hours. It would
repeat itself as soon as we left next
port.
cit is the bilious temperament.
I've been so Inundated over it that
I could shed tears. No, I wouldn't
dare go off the coast fishing, because
], know I'd be sick. There is really
no sure remedy s,fQr. seasickness,
though the best precaution against
a violent attack is to go without eat.
ing or drinking on the day you sail.
Most people invite seasickness by
overlooking the stomach just before
sailing" i
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
Food Value Of Fruits.

Fresh fruits contain 80 to 80 per
cent of water, no proteid or fat, and
when ripe little or no starch. They
owe their nutritive quality to the
sugar they contain-which varies
from 10 to 20 per cent in lemons,
,currants, cranberries, bananas and
grapes, from 60 to 70 per cent in
.raisins, figs, dates and prunes- and
to their organic salts and mineral
compounds, which are essential to
pure blood and sound tissues.
Fruit only when perfectly sound
and ripe is fit to eat. Unripe fruit
,isadangerously indigestible and over
ripe fruit is poisonous from the bac-
terra it contains. AS a rule, fruit is
best cooked. Especially is this SO
when it is to be given to children.
All fruit should be eaten in.modera-
ton. Do not imagine because it is
Watery an unlimited quantity can be
consumed.
Fruit is most wholesome at the
Of a meal or at the end
Of one that has included no dessert.
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
An Opinion.

This anecdote is told Of Jules
Janin, famous dramatic critic.
On the first night of new play
which was like new wine, in that it
was very bad-the great man sat in
the orchestra and, after time, re-
posed his massive head upon his
shirt front and slept profoundly
through the rest of the play. Yet
when his criticism appeared it was
what in the present day is called
'Fan awful roast"
To him the aggrieved playwright
fastened and pointed out the injus-
tice of his criticism.
"Why, Mr.. Janin," said he, 'syou
slept through three entire acts.
How, then, could you have an opin-
ion?''
eNot have an opinion?" blandly
responded the great man. "Why,
my good sir, sleep is an opinion"
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
First June 29-Last July IL.
Order for Hearing Proof Of Will

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
~ Stevens, IS. In Probate Court, Spec
ial Term, June 18th, 1901.
In the matter of the estate of Ernst
Mueller, deceased.
Whereas, an instrument in writing, pur-
porting to be copy of the last will and
testament of Ernst Mueller, deceased,
late of this county, has been delivered to
this court:
And whereas, John Kill has filed
among other things that said Ernst
Mueller. died in said county of Stevens
on the 9Th day of February, 1901, testate.
and that said petitioner is the Executor
and praying that the said instrument
may be admitted to probate, and that
letters testamentary be issued thereon
to John Kill.
It is ordered, That the proofs of said in
strument and the said petition, be heard be-
fore this court, at the probate Office in
the Village of Morris, in said
county, on Monday the 22d day of July, A
ID. 1901, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, when
all persons interested may. appear for, or
contest the probate of said instrument;
And it is further ordered, that notice of
the time and place of said hearing be
fishing this order once in each week, for
three successive weeks prior to said day
of hearing, in the Morris Tribune week
~ newspaper printed and published at
the Village Of Morris, in said county.
Dated at Morris, Minnesota, the 25th day
of June A. D. 1901.
SEAL II. T. BEVANS,
Judge of Probate
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
Webster Paid the Bill.

Porter Wright, who was a servant
in the employ of Daniel Webster,
says the great statesman's sense Of
humor was infinite. On one occa-
sion man presented a bill to him
for payment. "Why," said Webster,
ri have paid that bill before" The
neighbor assured him that he was,
mistaken. Cali right, then; call
again in the morning, and | will set
tie with you" AS soon as the man
was gone Webster called his som
Fletcher and told him to look over
his papers and see if he could not
find receipted bill. To the sur
prise of both, two receipted bills
were found, showing that the bill
had been paid twice. Webster put
the receipts in his pocket and said
nothing.
In the morning the neighbor re-
turned for the money. Webster
took his seat under the old elm and
ordered Wright to bring out the de-
canter. Filling the glass to the
brim, he handed it to the man and
told him to drink. Webster then
began, "Mr. Blank, do you keep
books" The man assured him that
he did not. 'eThen / would advise:
you to 90 so" said Webster and,I
pulling one of the receipts from his
pocket, handed it to him. The man
was covered with confusion, while.
Webster continued, "And while you
are. about it you had better get q
bookkeeper who understands double
entryw at the same time handing
him another receipt. <SNow," said
Webster, 81 am going to pay this,
bill just once more, but / assure you,
upon my word of honor, that F will
not paw it the fourth time"
Morris tribune., 1901-07-06
A story of Grant.

On one occasion about $4,000 peo-,
pie tried to pay their respects to
General Grant in person. He had
shaken hands for hours and was
resting husbands in his pockets while
a procession Of enthusiastic admir-
ers filed by. A little girl 6 OF ri
years old slipped through the line
of guards about the general and
went close to him in a dazed, ave.
struck way. She looked him over
with puzzled expression on her,
face, and then, taking the right,
hand from his pocket, shook it, kiss
ed and put it back, much as shef
would put down a sleeping doll-S
The crowd yelled for the little girl
to pass it around, /" and the general,
taking her blythe hand, stepped fort
ward and resumed the hands aking- !