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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

The fuller blown the rose Of pleas
ure the sooner its petals fall.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

Women love a clear, healthy complex
ION. Pure blood makes 1t. BurdOck
Blood Bitters makes pure blood.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

Two can 1--we as cheaply as one il it
Is a case Of have 10.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

Cure Sick Headache, BIZ
iousness, Sour Stomach,
and Constipation. Sold
everywhere, 25c. per box.
Prepared by C.I Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

a double wedding is one kind OF a
fOur-in-hand tie.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

The reputation OF woman is in the
hands OF man entirely.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

Earth has nothing more tender than
a piOuS wOman'S heart.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
Hudson and Hiram Maxim.

While Hiram Maxim lives i'm England.
knighted by Queen Victoria and
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
4 DenI I'm ships

Heavy orders from England and
Scotland have come 10 brokers in New
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
GETTING TIRED Of WAR.
Many Insurgents in the Philippines
Lay Down Arms and Surren-
der to Americans.
COLLAPSE OF RESURRECTION IN SIGHT.

Members of Congress Ia visit the Is
Iands-Portion Of AguinnIdo's Cab
met Cnptured-Bnndits Attack "a
Paymnster-Nessefs Aiding Rebel
lion Are Destroyed.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
"Ah-Yah! 80

The town is laughing at the newest
form of entertainment devised for his
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
People and Things as They Are
Being Discussed in Gotham

Besides the unwelcome fact hat has
just forced itself upon electrical con-
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

u. Office Opera House Block. Office hours 30
to $3.50 and tos p. m. Diseases of the and ear
a speciality.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

Manila. March 1j.-Capt. Gen. Ma
riano iria~, commander i'm chief Of
THE iu~1rgcut forces, with 30 officers.
1900 men and 10 rifles, has surrcu-
dcrcd % col Baldwin. of the Fourth
infantry, at san Francisco dc Mara
bon, Cayi-e province. The officers
took the oath of allegiance and have
been given their liberty Additional
surrcudcrs are promised.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
VIII Use Persuasion.

Manila, March 19.-Gen. Trias, who
recently surrendered through the
agency of the federal leaders. viii
send one of his chief lieuteuants 10
the lake country, where the rebel
Gen. Cables is in command. with the
object of pcr>uading his men TO cup
render Two thousand Filipinos took
tn" oath Of allegiance at Lapog, Icos
SIR
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

F.SUYDAM. NJ. d., Physician and Surgeon
81. Office opposite Church block.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
ALMA BUSINESS DIRECTORY
PROBE SSIONAl.

DR G.. W PRINGLE. General practice.
~ Special attention given TO Neuralgia lroub
les. ONCE: New Polasky Block. Hours. 2:2O 10
500 p. IN 200 TO 900 p. IN.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
Going Down Hill.

Sham is the beginning OF shame
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

DR. y. F. McCLINTON. Graduate of the
IL University OF Michigan. General Practice
ONCE In the New Poilasky Block once hours
$3.50 90 1880 "a. M. 1880 10 1900 and 900 10 $500 D.
m. Night calls al re- ldcnce one mile west of
town,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

ENRST CHI RCH OF CHRIST. SCIENTIST
Il service, each sunday al u 1t. m. W K O..
Hall, Adams Block. Testimonial service, Ncdncs.
day evenings al 1:3u, at the residence OF First
Reader. All are cordially invited tO all our
Services. j. .. PA KARD, FIRST Reader
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

EBEE MFTHODI~rCU CHURCH Service, every
Il sunday evening 40 900 =. lu. sunday
Sch0u at l0.Ou a. m. Preaching at li.UU Class
meeting al 1900 Prayer meeting, Tuesday
evening". All are cordially invited 10 ptteud.
REV o + DAFOE Pastor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

DR. f. II. LAMB. Physician aul surgeon
IL ONCE opposite Posto1irr.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

BAPTIST RCH-Mouiue service lo:m.
ID Sunday school lll3. Evening service 1:3u.
Young peoples meeting $500 sunday evening
Prayer meeting Thursday evening"
REV. y. r. HArER. Pastor.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

A LIMA LODGE. F. & A. VI -Regular meeting
n on saturday on or before full moon
II. +. MElEltS. W. NJ
N. pOLLAskN. sec,y.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22
LODGES

A Ina Chapter, No. 123, n. 4. VI. Regular meet
n ings on Monday night on or after fun moon
b :. WEBB II. T..
G. :. YoUNG, Sec'y
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

,NM. MOYER RELIEF CORPS. No. 1s3. meet
w every second and fourth Wednesday in the
month.
MRS. ADA GREIG, PRECEDENT
Mrs. MARY THOMAS, Secretary.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-03-22

A LIZA CHAPTER O. f. :. No. 43-Regulaf
n meetings on the first Friday Of each month
MRS. OLIVE II. CAPLE. V. Matron.
MRS. HANNAH HALL, W Matron.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR
something New Under
The Sun.n

All doctors have tried to cure CA
TARRH by the use of powders, acid
gases, inhalers and drugs in paste
orm. Their powders dry up the mu
cuous membranes causing them to
crack open and bleed. The powerful
acids used in the inhalers have en-
tirely eaten away the same membranes
that their makers have aimed to cure,
while the paste and ointments cannot
reach the disease. An old and eX-
perienced practitioner who has for
many years made a close study and
speciality of the treatment of CA
TARRH, has at last perfected a
Treatment which when faithfully used,
not only relieves at once, but per-
manently cures CATARRH, by re-
moving the cause, stopping the dis
charges, and curing all inflammation.
1t is the only remedy known to science
that actually reaches the afflicted
parts. This wonderful remedy is
known as "SNUFFLES the GUAR
ANTEED CATARRH CURE" and
is sold at the extremely low price or
one Dollar, each package containing
internal and external medicine sutii-
cient for full months treatment and
everything necessary to its perfect
use.
"SNUFFLES" is the only perfect
CATARRH CURE, ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and
disgusting disease. 1t cures all infia-
nation quickly and permanently and
is also wonderfully quick to relieve
HAY FEVER or COLD in the HEAD.
CATARRH when neglected often
leads to OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
FILES" will save you If you use it at
once. 1t is no ordinary remedy, but
complete treatment which is posi-
lively guaranteed to cure CATARRH
in any form or stage if used accord
ing to the directions which accom-
pany each package. Don't delay but
send for it at once, and write full par
ticulars as to your condition, and you
will receive special advice from the
discoverer of this wonderful remedy
regarding your case without cost to
you beyond the regular price of the
"SNUFFLES" the "GUARANTEED
CATARRH CURE"
Sent prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt of
One Dollar Address Dept. d 1876
EDWIN GILES & COMPANY, 1880
1882 Market Street. Philadelphia.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
NEW ROAD LOOKS LIKE KATY
will Use Katy Depot at Moran and
the Katy Steel Gang is Doing
the FIRST Track. Laying.

A significant little thing has oc-
Cured at Moran in connection with
the TT. Scott, lola & Western. A
switch has been laid connecting the
new road with the Katy tracks and at
first it was planned to use the Katy
depot instead of building new one.
Investigation proved later that the
new track would neccessitate q slice
being cut off the end of the depot, so
now it has been d cided to move it
fifty feet south. One depot will serve
both roads, which would seem to indi-
cate near relationship between the
two.
Track-laying on the new road has
begun at Moran. The Katy steel gang
made the connections and will rapidly
extend the track west to the Missouri
Pacific depot to give the new road
switch space on which cars of material
may be stored. After few little dis
putes over right of way and damages
are settled in Moran the steel gang
will follow the graders west as far as
possibly.
The TT. Scott, lola g. Western is
coming this way and it is coming with
a look on its face such as Katy often
wears.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
The Old Settlers Reunion.
lola, August 81, 10

lola, August 81, 1901.
THE REGISTER: AS did not see a
representative Of the REGISTER at the
Old Settlers meeting at Neosho Falls,
/ thought perhaps a few items of the
meeting might be of interest.
On Thursday, the first day of the
meeting, there was considerable OF a
crowd out. The Old Settlers planned
to have an experience meeting and by
the time they got pretty well warmed
up the threatening rain clouds APP
preached and soon there was enough
rain to dispense the crowd, but it only
prepared the way for larger crowd
on Friday yesterday.
Early in the morning Governor
Stanley arrived from Yates Center
and was taken TO the hotel where he
sat on the porch and gave all "a hearty
greeting who wished to see him. Be
tween ten and eleven o'clock the
trades display commenced to come on
Main street. After the business
houses display came large Elm log
on wheels and it was acknowledged as
one of the Oldest settler. Then a
wagon with hogs and corn (new corn
at that then two little boys with
bale of hay on a truck just large
enough to hold The hay with the boys
on top driven by one horse, then
good sized dummy so situated that
when a wheel revolved that had a pair
of large rubber bootshung on it the
boots would kick him.
| did not learn what it was to repre-
sent but thought perhaps it was some
populist that wanted to kick himself
Then came a company OF militia The
Governor wanted to know whether the
people all came in from the south but
when he got over acrosss the bridge
he saw they came from the east and
west also. In fact it reminded me of
the time when President Hayes, Gen,
Sherman and John =. St. John were
there.
From one to two o'clock the Gov
ernor spoke. When Senator Stewart
of Allen county introduced the Gov
ernor he said that when there was to
be nomination made for governor
Charlie Scott said they wanted man
that could make speech and now he
had the honor of introducing one that
could do that Governor Stanley. |
heard every word the Governor said,
and there was not word of politics
in it, and every one pronounced it the
best speech they ever listened to.
| did not hear cross word all day
from one person to another, nor a
profane word nor see a drunken per-
son. Every one seemed to enjoy him
self to the fullest extent.
AS Ever Yours,
|. b. LAWYER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
Want to Trade Back Again

w. X and ID. A. earns, brothers,
have brought suit to compel John H.
Seitz to trade back to them lots 4 and
5 in block ! and lot in block in
Davis addition. They value the
property at $2lO0, but there is an
Aetna Building Loan mortgage on it
for $3.50 and about 5000 of other
claims. In July, 1900, they traded it
to Seitz for quarter section of land
in Rawlins county. They were anxious
to trade and had not the time to visit
the land, $50 took Seitz's statement
that it was comparatively smooth and
had a draw on one forty. Recently
they saw the land and say now that
one would need scaling ladders to
farm it. that the draw" is a canyon
and cuts capers over three of the
forties, They offer to pay back what
Seitz has spent on the lola property
and to charge him 1927 month for it's
use.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06

ONE of the hardest things for the
human mind to understand is death,
and even the religious mind halts in
darkest ignorance before some deaths.
For instance the death of Lee Staley
at Moran. An eleven year old boy,
too young to have sinned much a
good boy, walking in the open coun-
try in pursuit of his duty OF honoring
the behest of his father, and stricken
from the open heaven by u bolt of
lightning. 1t was not an accident, it
was not punishment for sin. 1t can
only be explained as done for the
effect on others. And even then it is
rather Supplying TO consider it from
his standpoint. The being brought
into the world helpless and uncon-
suited, passing through eleven years
of life with its mingled pain and fleet
ing joys, and then snatched away for
the benefit of others. And those others
may be needless of the lesson desired
to be taught. Surely man born OF
woman is foolish to lift up his head
in pride and become vain of his
knowledge or his power.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
NEW CHURCH CONSECRATED
Episcopalians Celebrate in Their New
Edifice and Bishop Confirms
Seven New Members.

One week ago Sunday the Methodists
happily celebrated the dedication of
their new church, and Sunday the
Episcopalians held a special service,
consecrating their handsome new
church on South Walnut street.
The morning services were conduct
ed by the Rev. Cross, of Atchison.
The conservation service followed the
ritual and was beautiful and impress.
sive ceremony. The choir furnished
especial music and large congrega-
ton listened to the ceremonies.
In the evening Bishop Millspaugh,
of Topeka, conducted the confirmation
services, receiving six adults into the
church. This also is a solemn cere-
mony, Que of the most solemn of the
entire ritual and the Bishop perform
ed it most impressively.
The church folks feel justly proud
of their new church, which they erect
ed in spite of the fact that they have
been organized but "a short time. 1t is
handsome and enduring, and is free
from debt and the church body is in a
hourishing condition and rapidly
growing in numerical strength.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
FOR THE COUNTY FAIR
Secretary Wheaton Books Numerous
Excellent Attractions and Secures
Some Fast Horses.

secretary Z. ii. wheaton, OF the |
Allen County Fair Association, is
home from trip To the Nevada, Mo-,
fair, and the reunion at Baxter
Springs. He went to secure horses
for the fair and side attractions and
he got them.
The season has proven very hard
on race horses, many of them having
become victims of hoof troubles be-
cause of the heat, while the others are
out of order some other way. He
found car of fast goers at Nevada
which the owner promised to bring
here and also secured several at Pitts
burg.
In the side show line he secured
merry-go-round, several dancing
girls Of the more decent sort, and
collection of curios recently brought
home from Manila by returned
traveller. This last he says is great
and will prove interesting and in
structive to everybody.
Saturday he received the signed
contract with the FIT. Wayne, Ind,
men who are to bring two automobiles
here to race each day of the fair, and
so has them certainly billed. The
machines will be new and fast and the
daily race will be sure drawing
card.
The Southeastern Kansas circuit.
in which lola is included is badly de-
moralized this year, Chanute sbeing
the only other town which will hold
fair. 1t comes off next week and the
horses and attractions which go there
will probably follow here. A. f.
Timpane, the Chanute secretary,
booked Bosco, the original snake
eater, now one-armed, and a lot of
other racy things that will not appear
on the race track. So lola can take
her choice of these the week following.
Wheaton reports that the Nevada
fair did not have thing that looked
liked a vegetable or grain display.
The fair was simply a horse race.
Some of the horses, however, are
speedy, and many ofthem will be here.
AT Baxter Springs one of the main
events was the awful dust and the
other huge joint. Fifteen bar
keepers worked all day Wednesday
and the receipts were SO, 400. A second
shift of bar tenders we're on hand, and
when the expected raid came and the
fifteen busy ones were carried off to
Columbus to Jail, the fifteen sextras
went right to work.
The managers of 1.-THE lola fair have
done everything and still stand ready
to do anything they can to make the
four days here agreeable and enter
tanning. If the people who have
things will now make it their business
to exhibit something, the town people
taking China, painting and fancy
work, and the country people bring
ing in their pet roosters, their big
corn and wheat and pumpkins, ETC.,
this fair will easily surpass anything
in this part of the state and at the same
time be good advertisement for the
county and a very agreeable place for
Allen county people to spend short
Holiday close to home.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
WHAT IF THEY TOLD THE TRUTH

w ia 1T IOhD hG lltO IL
Newspaper reporters are abused for
not telling the exact truth. Such
charges are generally groundless be-
cause the average reporter Is con-
scientious and fair. He must be. so
or he can not hold his position long.
But there is another side OF the
matter. Suppose the reporter always
told "the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the TRUTH" Suppose he
always wrote the entire facts, just as
he knew them, without any shielding
or coloring? What would happen?
Why, the people of any town would be
in hot water all the time. Every re-
porter knows a whole lot more about
what is going on ia his town than he
ever writes, and the matter he does
not write is generally the most inter-
esting and spicy news which could be
written. Here is an incident which
illustrates the point.
For several years a newspaper
"story has laid in pigeon-hole in
the desk of the editor of the Marion
County News until now, as the editor
says, it is safe enough to print. 1t is
a story that new reporter wrote to
show the editor what sort of a reporter
could be made out of him. He was
sent out to write up u party and was
told to get the facts, and nothing but
facts. He did, and The story had to
be killed. Here il is
"There was party at Jim Boom
poles on East street last night. There
was only room in the little house for
dozen, and there were forty there,
twenty-nine girls and eleven boys.
The boys were bashful and wouldn't
get their partner until the girls got
desperate and went and got the boys.
The eighteen girls that were left, went
out and sat down on the grass to talk
about the eleven girls that had got
boys. They got covered with chiggers
and scratched until bed time.
about half of tho crowd went home
before the refreshments were served
and it was well they did, for there was
hardly cream enough to go round as
it was. The store cake was good, but
fGhe cream was home made and tasted
of oOGn starch, besides being mushy.
Those present ate it, though, and some
even said IL was good. Most OF the
crowd went home early, but three
.cOuDle. none of whom we're over civ
seen, went out walking after the party
and staid until nearly three O'Clock.
All three of these girls mothers said
this morning that their daughters
should never go to Il party at Boom
poles again"
This had to be rewritten and here is
the way it finally run:
"Mr. and Mrs. James Boompole
delightfully."- entertained about forty
young people last night in honor of
their daughter, Mildred. The guests
were entertained on the spacious,
beautiful lawn and enioyed themselves
immensely. Delicious refreshments
were served, aud the guests remained
until late hour. When they left all
expressed themselves as charmed with
the enjoyable affair. II was one of
the social events OF the season in the
city,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06

A NOTABLE and commendable de
parture from old presidents has been
made by the University of hiGago in
the sending of Mr.. Alleyne Ireland to
Manila for a comprehensive study of
colonial problems. He will get all
the information he can from European
countries which have colonies and will
then go to the Philippines and devote
two years to evolving the best methods
of civilizing the tribes lately brought
under the dominion of the United
States. Mr.. Ireland is IA literary man
of broad experience and his reports
will not only be of great value to the
government, but wi form the basis
for department in the University
which shall teach class of young
men how best to handle colonial mat
tiers. The colonies must be grave
responsibility for years to come and
it is right and proper that the great
universities should lead in investiga-
ing how best to govern these strange
tribes so as TO bring out the best there
is in them.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
Mammals BOY WHO COULD'T WORK

BY Tom McNeal
There was a shrewd Kansas man
who had boy who was afflicted with
"a case of chronic ennui, in other words
the boy was born tired. The old man
did his best to Impress on the boy that
Industry was necessary to success, but
the boy managed TO soldier on him
just the same. To make the matter
worse the boy managed to work his
mother with game OF talk by which
he made her believe that he had some
organic weakness that made it impos-
sible for him to do any considerable
amount of labor. Things went on this
way for some time while the boys an
cestor was doing some thinking.
There was patch OF potatoes that
needed hoeing and he told the young
fellow il he could hoe that patch by
noon he would give him So. The boy,
who, as amatter of fact. was as strong
and healthy as 2-year-old mule,
concluded that it would be a snap to
take in that 50. Tho smooth {, Id
man declared that it was impos-
sible for weakly lad like his
son to do the job by noon but the boy
said to himself; 81 will just fool the
old gentleman trip and take in those
two plunSs. / need them in my BUSH
ness Then he buckled down To- tue
hoeing and IL o'clock the last row in
the patch was cleaned up in good
shape. AS the hoeing proceeded the
boys ancestor looked on and laughed
to himself low, chuckling laugh, but
the SON was busy and did not notice
his parents hilarity. At five minutes
after II the boy struck his father fol
the 81 which the old man put up witt
an alacrity that surprised the boy.
"And now" said the farmer, as he
passed over the coin, ''you have den
onstrated young fellow that all this
talk you have been giving your moth
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06

er about not being able to work, is
stuff From now on you will get a
move on yourself in the corn field or
l will wear out harness tug on your
person"
And for the balance of that season
the boy made nearly u full hand, but
every time he thought about that 50 he
used language to himself such as he
had heard a man use who was trying
to pillow with balky team.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06
Water Cure for Chronic Constipation

Take two cups of hot water half an
hour before each meal and just before
going to bed, also drink of water,
hot or cold, about two hours after
each meal. Take lots of out door eX-
ercise walk, ride, drive, Make a
regular habit of this and in many
cases chronic constipation may be
cured without the use of any medicine
When purgative is required take
something mild and gentle like Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
For sale by w. l.. Crabb & Co., and
Campbell q Burrell.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-06

THERE is a glass trust, just as tight
as any other, but its officers and the
officers of the glass workers. union
met yesterday in peace and good will,
arranged wage scales and the dates
for starting plants and adjourned.
Those steel people ought to look in the
glass and blush.