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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01

Care of the Baby,
10 keep the skin clean is to keep 1t
healthy, every mother should therefore
see that her baby is given a daily bath
IN warm water with Ivory Soap. The
nursery should also be we'll aired and
cleaned. and all clothing washed with
Ivory Soap. well rinsed and dried in the
sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01
Easy.

"Ah! yes" sighed the lovelorn youth,
I'm passionately in love with Miss Van
Fickel. wonder if I will ever succeed
In winning her affections"
why not?" replied his cousin Helen.
Il know Of at least half a dozen other
men who have" Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01
1t Sometime. Happens.

Curses on mimi growled the hard
worked humorist.
{ Curses on him! His wife gave him
a letter to mail, and he mailed it,"
Crashing his teeth and otherwise
COMFORTING himself with rage, the h. h.
continued to hurl anathemas at the
man who spoiled the joke.-Baltimort
American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE TABLETS. All
druggists refund the money II it fails to cure
r. w. Groves signature is on the box. Csc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01
Relative

Once upon time certain Person
wrote wisdom.
What a fool!" said the World
Then the Person wrote folly exclu-
sively.
wise guy" said the world.
This fable teaches that wisdom and
unwisdom are purely relative terms
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01

A politician without patronage is like
a cat without claws.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01

bad, I suffered terribly; the blood
went up inmy lungs and stomach, and
I vomited it up. I, could not eat
scarcely anything. Il cannot tell what
] suffered with my head. My hus-
band got me q bottle of Lydia E. Pink
ham'sVegetable Compound, and before
I had taken half of It I began to im-
prove,and to-dayI am another woman.
Mrs. Pinkham's medicine has saved my
Life. Icannot praise it enough"
M. A. DENsoN, Millport, NY,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01
CHANGE OF LIFE,

was taken sick
dve years ago with
The Grippe and
had q relapse and
was given up by
the doctor and my
friends. Change
Of Life began to
work on me. /
flowed very badly
eB ssal} AyHss6 Aga.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-03-01

ELIZA r. PARKER.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26

tainted, and, to add to the turmoil,
the horse snorted and started up the
street, dragging Miss Zimmerman, who
was in turn dragging Mrs. Gregory
who had been belaboring and slash
ing her with her buggy whip. Happily
officer Phil. Browne resides In the
row with Miss Zimmerman, and was
engaged in the pleasantly pastoral
pastime of watering his lawn when
the sounds occasioned by the conflict
reached him. In a moment he was
upon the scene; just in time to stop
the runaway horse and arrest the FIVE
combatants. Miss Zimmerman was
very badly used up, and could not walk
to the station, while the other two
women were bleeding from the nose
and mouth.
At the police court next morning,
there was a quiet settlement Of the
case before it reached the judicial pres.
ence. Mr. Gregory, in some way, and
by promising reimbursement, induced
the others to forfeit collateral. Miss
Zimmerman did not appear.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26
One on the Cigar Man.

81 just saw a funny trick turned on
a 7th street cigar dealer" said an ac.
Quaintance to a GLOBE reporter, as the
saloons were closing up last night,
What was it-a film flam?'
"NiX-better 'en that. There were
two of EN- played it. The first one
went in, and after buying a cigar man.
aged, in looking over a lot of mer.
schaum pipes, amber cigar holders, ana
other smoking materials to secure sew
eral and secret them in his pockets"
"He was discovered and arrested, Of
course?"
I "Oh, yes; he was discovered and ar,
rested by his pal"
please explain
"Why, it's dead easy can't you drop?
His pal entered the store and, suddenly
springing a badge, put the fellow under
arrest, just as the proprietor had no.
ticed thRt the fellow was loading up
with his goods, and was about to "hol-
ler."
"Yes; well?"
when the man was arrested by his
pal, the cigar man was tickled to death
and was loud in his praises of the fine
police and detective force of Washing
ton. The pal took from the pockets Of
the trembling thief the goods he had
secreted and getting the cigar man to
identify them and wrap them up, so as
to be used as evidence, he took his pris-
ouer by the arm and marched him out
of the store, telling the cigar proprie-
tor to call at the station and get his
goods after the sergeant had written
them down and catalogued them. Well,
the cigar man is up there now, after
returning from the station, and you
can hear him holler down here on the
Avenue He discovered at the station
house that there was no such detective
on the force as J. L. Townshend, the
name on the card given him by the
bogus detective, and that he was the
victim of as nice a skin game as was
ever pulled off in this city for a small
amount
How much did he lose2"
About $40 worth, he estimated but
this is the least portion Of his exploded
troubles He is kicking himself for
praising the "fy cops" and everybody
who knows about the affair keeps ask
ing him what he thinks of the Wash
ington police and detective force. If
you have a chance, drop in there to.
morrow and ask him." and the man
who wants the GLOBE reporter disfig.
ured lodged into the National, laugh
ing and in search of new victims to
tell the cigar mans experience to and
give them, no doubt similar advice.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26
Defends the Kenmore.

Mr. EDITOR: l read an article in your
paper The Sunday Globe, from the pen
of an employe in the Census Office, in
which he censures Mr.. Ayres for the
company he was keeping. Now, | think
that a rather broad assertion. His
companions, a congenial company of
young men, are some who are EN-.
ployed in the Government Printing Of
fee, and | am willing to say, are as
honorable as a large majority of the
young men in the city of Washington
to-day. They came from different parts
Of the country and made the Kenmore
boarding house their home, in which
the boarders INDUCED in different kinds
Of amusements, especially dancing and
card playing, which, | must say, | al
ways have been very fond of, always
will be, | suppose, until the end Of my
life, and | presume this young man
was Of the same nature and enjoyed
himself accordingly. A great many
people look upon these acts as a fore
runner to lead to trouble. II is far
better to amuse oneself this way in
public than to play in private houses
behind locked doors, and as far as the
house, Kenmore, is concerned, / be-
lieve it is just as respectable as any
other public place in the city. | some
times think that we are too hasty in
jumping at conclusions. II we would
reflect for a few moments we would
not be so apt TO say, They are all alike,
If one person should happen to go
astray, it is not said that the innocent
should be pronounced guilty, for II
you do it leaves a stain upon their
lives that will go with them and be
pointed at them beneath the crags OF
clay. saying there lies a history hidden
within that mound OF the recent oc
curence, MOI No cast not your imag
Unable thoughts to injure the bright
and happy future Of those around you
/ would sooner you would take them
by the hand and help lift them mp and
give them the good wishes for bright
and happy future in their lives.
am not trying to shield anyone In
this affair, but I look upon human ma
ture, | presume, in a different light
than what a great many do, for have
been a wild, reckless boy, and not
without sin. consequently, knowing
my own nature as / do, I feel as
though would like to see justice done
to all mankind, and / hope for one
among you, that we extend our best
wishes to those who have been so un
fortunate as to be drawn into this az
fair without any knowledge Of the cir
cumstances, or having had anything Il
do with the case, for their burden oi
the thoughts Of II will be sufficient
for them to bear,
Yours respectfully,
G.. II. KINsMAN.
Washington, D. G.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26

he heard the dog yelp he picked up a
eg or roast mutton on the table and
hurled 1t at the negro with all of the
force OF his slender frame, exclaiming .
II had rather receive the kick than
to have one Of my dogs hurt" The
meat struck the floor, the dog forgot
his kick and seizing the leg of mutton
which had missed the servants head.
made hasty exit for the back ward
where he was soon joined by his mates
and a general dog fight was the result
over the roast leg Of mutton, which
Jimmie O'Neil had supplied for his
hungry gusts.
statesmen who never wore socks or
shoes, but thick cow-hide top boots.
He would never take bath in any
bath room, he was afraid of contract
ing some disease, but would wash his
feet in the committee room. One hot
night the committee held a meet
ing; this member concluded he would
take his foot bath. He drew of his
boots, and when he commenced the pro-
cess of washing the committee was
compelled to adjourn until the mem-
ber had finished his toilet.
There was big-hearted. iolly
member of the same Congress who
had worked his way up from a track
hand on a railroad to a member OF Con-
gress. His early education had been
very much neglected, and when. on a
certain day. he wished to offer reso-
luton before the House, he wrote it out
in his own peculiar way of spelling.
but before sending it to the Speakers
desk he submitted it to a colleague,
with a request to make the necessary
corrections. His friend called atten-
tion to the orthography of the resolu-
tion and suggested that he change the
pelling of certain wo rds.
"Oh, HI" he exclaimed. 81 have
as much right to my own way of spell
ing as Noah Webster. If that is
changed and goes back to my people
under the Webster spelling, they will
know | never wrote it,"
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26
A wnmnn,s Contribution.
Washington, D. c.,

Washington, D. c., May "a.
EDITOR OF GLOBE: l will give you
few Of the names who have practiced
nepotism in the Government Printing
Office for lol these many years, viz;
Captain Brian, foreman Of Printing
Office. has two sons and a sonfnIaw;
Gen. Harrles' father and sister; Blake
Espey, assistant foreman OF the bind
cry: his brother, H. G. Espey, foreman
at library, and his son, pressman;
Blake Espey and two daughters, In the
Bureau Of Engraving and Printing.
Ricketts, sisterin-law in the Gov
eminent Printing ONCE; her husband
in the Postoflce Department, S1,4OO
clerk, and his wife's sister, also.
Thanks to The Globe for its honsetly
spoken truth. We women will stand
by the paper, even II the men 90 back
on II, which they wont.
MRS. -
-
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26

In @, P. o.
The Sunday globe., 1901-05-26

The attention Of anxious rivals is re-
spectfully called to the character and
standing of our advertising patrons.
No better test of The Globes popularity
could be given. Make a note Of it.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
Photo supplies, and Eastman kodoks

Photo supplies and Eastman kodaks
can be purchased at Matsons.
Ladies' attention Is called to that mil
linery display ut Mrs. Corvallis.
Buy your cigars and tobacco OF Mrs.
II. a. Bigelow, South Secona street.
No Name store carries full line of chill
dron's hosiery. Prices reasonably low.
Fancy table linens and cutlery at re-
| markably low prices ut the No Name
store.
Mrs Cowelrs millinery goods v''
please everyone. They are the latest
patterns.
, Take some toys home to the children.
ana save money.
Ready-to-wear hats FOR ladies for JOc
| each and upward. For bargains go To
khe Racket on West Gold avenue.
Fresh assortment OF Naillards candies
| received every day order them from
Mrs. NJ y. Bigclow, South Second street.
Before leaving the .city HOOK over that
| elegant limo OF Mexican carved leather
goods at Matson's, West Railroad ave-
-. A. Matson S co. keep the best line
| Of fine stationery and office supplies.
Inspect these goods before buying else
! Select yosr tin. granite, wooden slana
ana glassware from that large stock in
the No Nnms store, No. ilG Wsst 6oh
Mems working shoes, shirts and ever
( alls, can he found ut No Name store
Marked down to tho lowest tGuTes. Cal
and examine the goods,
/ For statlsHcry and Office supplies go "
the No Name store on West Gold ave-
nue. There you will get what you need
/ for small sum
The ladies OF the Degree OF Honor
/ will give their dance at odd Fellows
, hall on Wednesday evening, october iG
7, Admission, gentlemen, 70 cents
! The Yellowstone bar Is well supplied
with catables and liquid refreshments
The former Is served free of charge
| Lunches all day and eyery evening dur
| ing fair week.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14

lege and Dona Ana county exhibit for
the fair was shipped from Las Cruces
last Thursday but UP to noon had not
been received here. Agent Pate Is trying
to locate the car along the road.
II. $. Knight. who secured the pool
selling privileges, will hold forth az
Zeiger's cafe every evening during this
week
Secretary McCauua announces that all
entries for the roping contests must be
nled with him not later than Wcdnss-
day night.
The carrlage entrance to the fair
grounds will bc right back Of the grand
stand. a charge Of 20 cents for each
carriage will be made.
quite a number OF cowboys. who will
enter the cowboy tournament, will ar
rive tomorrow morning from the cattle
ranges Of the Magdalcna district.
NJ. w Porte criield. who will have
charge OF the Grant county exhibit. came
In from the south this morning. lie
viii have the exhibit from the Grant
county mines properly displayed at the
Marshal McMniin. for the city. and
sheriff Hubbell. for the county, will
have extra officers on the force, and
they have been notified TO keep a close
watch on the tough characters that al
ways cOngrcgatc on like occasions.
j. &. Dunn, who Is here from Otero
county, Us anxious about the exhibit
from that county. The car loaded with
the good things from that county and in
tended for the fair was shipped from Al.
amogordo several days before he left
and has evidently got lost somewhere
On route.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14

You can save from 20 to ~ per cent on
millinery at -. ~, Boatright's Remcm-
her this fact when you need anything IN
his line.
STRAIGHT TALKS TELL! when
vuu have work to be done YOU want the
lest. W" have been In the bicycle trade,
manufacturing and repairing In Chicago
since 1881; therefore We know our bust
moss. We can make any part OF your
wheel that gets broken. no matter how
Ild II may be. When you want n new
wheel come and see our line OF wheels
manufactured by MS right here, and all
lur wheels carry a Years guarantee,
WIN Keep up all repairs Tor year with
put amy cost (uutsidc Of tires. our
repairing viii be- the best that skill and
HEpensc can combine. This will also be
suyrIutood. We solicit your electric bell
and annunciator work, Key fitting and
General repair work. Albuquerque Bi-
cycle and Electric Works, 10 Gold ave
1ue. T. r. Hutellng. manager.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
A. a. GRANTS INSURANCE..
Los Angelea. Cal.. Sept. Q. ll

Los Angeles. Cal. Sept. Q. 1901.
New York Life Insurance Company.
Gcltlomcn: In acknowledging the re-
ceipt Of 10000 In cash In fun payment OF
two policies In your company. on the life
OF my late brother. Angus A. Grant,
cannDt refrain from expressing my sin
cere thanks for courtcslcs received and
your prompt payment.
hy brother had been insured with you
less than one year. but had many times
eN Nprcsscd his high appreciation Of your
ttry liberal form OF policy contract and
itA very many excellent and attractive
features, II gives me real pleasure t.
sincerely and cordially recommend tn,
New York Life Insurance company tt
my friends. Yours very respectfully,
l.. A. GRANT.
Ralph Ifalloran. manager New YORK
Life Insurance company, Armijo build
Ing. Albuquerque.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14

for Schley announcing that they had
no questions to ask the witness at this
time.
In the Schley court of inquiry, and MI
nez, n Cpban pilot. was the first witness
called by counsel for Admiral Schey.
An Interpreter was introduced with
Nunez. who cannot speak Esgllsh. The
witness on May % advised Admiral
Schley that he did not believe the fleet
was In Santiago. lie said that he se-
cured positive information that they
were there on July l from the Cuban in
surgents. with whom he communicated
at Admiral Schleys Instance.
At $3.50 the court adjourned until to-
morrow.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
BOERS ESCAPE.
Command RetireS from
Cape Colony.
Miss Stones Brigands Break
Off Negotiations.
Canadian Steamer Wrecked In q Fog
in North Pacific.
ILLNESS or EX-GOVERNOR PllssURY

New York Oct it.--Heavy rains hav,
temporarily interfered with communica.
ton between the columns In the field
says Dundee, Natal, dispatch to tn,
Times. To Boer force. In trying to es-
cape. las melted into small drops. Com
nandunt General Bctha and the main
body - burghcrs. accompanied hy shree
comma ndants. reached pengola forest
near Luneburg. Transvaal.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
Hines. Of rEx-Goyernor PllI.bury.

Minneapolis, Mimi. oct. H.-Practlcally
all hope has been given up for the re-
cov-ty Of Ex-Governor John 3. Pillsbury.
whc In suffering with Brights disease.
During the past week. he was uncsnsci-
GUS "a greater portion OF the time.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14

on Saturday last instructions were re-
ceived from the late home OF Thomas
Mclaughlin to bury the remains OF the
was complied with by ]. W. Edwards.
Thomas Mclaughlin died at the city hall
last Thursday evening from typhoid fo-
yer. lie was about q years OF age and
s survived by two brothers in Colorado
and n father In Pennsylvania.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
FUNERAL SERVICES.
Conducted saturday aud sunday over Re.
,nnins Of A nI 4. nn,,n In.lics

whose death occurred last February IN
Albcmarle were exhumed last Friday
and brought to this city yesterday by
George Reed. The remains were taken in
charge by Undertaken J. w. Edwards
and deposited In their final resting
place in Fairview cemetery Sunday
morning.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14

Vancouver u. c., Oct. i-Thc Cana
Skarway, went ashore nt Tucker Bay
JCr'is island, In n fog and is fast oi
the rocks. Passengers numbering IL
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
MISS STONE. HRIGANDs.
They Break or Negotiations for q
Ransom.

New York. oct, it-A Constantinopie
correspondent OF the World cables:
'"rhe first negotiations with the brig
ands who kidnapped Miss Stone, the
American missionary, and are holding
her for $4,000 ransom, have fallen
Bulgarian police to trap the outlaws.
II II believed, however, that Miss Stone
and companion, Mrs. Tselka, are being
well treated.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
Death Of Prominent surgeon.

Milwaukee. Wis. oct. A-Lansing
Warren. publisher OF the sentinel dfed
Sunday of typhoid fever. He was for
msly editor Of the Denver Times, and
was long connected with Chicago news
papcrp.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
MONEY TO LOAN.

on diamonds. watches, etc, or any good
security; also household goods stored
with me; strictly confidential. Highest
cash price paid for household goods. Au-
tomato phone l2O. 4. a. WIIlTTEN.
ia Gold avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
Imnresslye fnnernl aerylcra wore col

Impressive funeral services were con-
Quoted Saturday afternoon over the re-
ne haii ~ an. orInr - tns,n,, ~ S,a
Worthy Matron Mrs Minnie Miller and
Worthy Patron Charles Mausard pre-
siding, the officiating clergymen being
Rcvs Clayton and IOdgson. when the
services were concluded at the hall the
body was taken to the undertaking par
lors Of a. Borders. where they remained
until the departure OF the California
train, when they were accompanied to
Los Angeles for interment by the be-
rcayed mother, Mrs. orr
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
PROGRAM FOR TOMORROW

At 1880 o'clock tomorrow afternoon I'm
front Of the Commercial club the troou-
er7 of she Fourteenth cavalry and the
cscorting committee of the Albuquerque
Guards with the bands. Governor NJ a.
Otcro and other distinguished guests and
the fair officials, VIII form In line and
VIII march south on Gold avenue, TO First
street. thence north to Railroad avenue
lnd thence west on that avenue to the
iuir grounds. whore, on "A stand crectc,
for the occgsion and directly In front
OF the grandstand. Governor Otero will
ue introduced to the spectators by Pres
idcnt Maroon of the Fair association.
after which he will open tho twent " first
annual Territorial fair OF New Mexico
IN a wen prepared address, which will be
timely ana appropriate to the occasion.
During the afternoon there will bo a
game Of base ball between the profess
slonal clubs rercscnting respectively III
laso and Albuquerque.
Besides half-milc dash runniAg race,
the following harness events will take
place tomorrow afternoon:
2:lO Pacc-Thc entries are DSk. Bon
nic.s Treasure, Lambert, Anna Gould
and Marshal Goods.
2:25 Trot-C * w, Susie r.. Nimble
Jim. Action and Teller are the entries.
Besides these events for tomorrow Cap
tain stout assistant secretary or the
fair, with the superintendent OF III,
speed ring, DR. j. +. pcurcc, has ar
ranged the other harness events as fol-
october l6-Froo-for-all pace and 2I,
trOt.
October i7-Frcc-for-all trot and 3 min
ute pace.
october ls-Throc minute trot and 2lS
pace
october l9-2.22 trot and all unfinished
trpts and PAGES.
| There will be running races during the
week, the entries Of which will be an,
| nouncod the evening before the races
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-10-14
4 FINE sIIO -.


You will not have made a complete
.rcvt o. IN the amuscmcnts and sights
OF grandeur until you witnessed the
40 ing picture show at No. 2l5 West
railroad avenue by the famous optt-
,raph machine. Continuous perform
tncca viii be given. The principal fea-
lures to be observed are the Down and
sisters convent, scrpcntinc and umbrel-
"a dance, new pillow fight, the tramp and
bulldog, troubles In n laundry, fceding
pigeons. battles In Cuba, infantry and
cavalry charges, grand review OF army,
police squadron on horseback and many
others. The price OF admission has been
reduced to the remarkably low sum OF q
dren.