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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-04-25
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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-04-25

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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1901-04-25

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Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Hoods Jdrsdpdrilld
Will do you good. Begin to take it toda
Moral Effect Of Pistol roting.

When a man carries a pistol con
stantly, slipping ii into his pocket ev-
cry morning and taking it out at night,
feeling its constant pressure against
his person, these things tend to famil-
iarize his mind with the idea of killing
and lowers his conception of the sa-
credness of human life. What does a
man carry a pistol for? To shoot some
other man with. The miserable thing
is made expressly to kill human be-
ings. 1t has no other earthly purpose
What a hardening effect it must have,
then, upon the conscience and heart of
a man who carries it constantly in bis
pocket and lives in daily contact with
it and with the idea it constantly sug-
gests to his mind! Let US warn young
men and old ones not to carry pistols
and then you will avoid doing a rash
act.-Marietta tGa.) Journal
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
PAPER COLLECTORS.
Odd and Interesting Fad-Some of the
Curiosities in Existence.

An odd but pleasant fad is collecting
paper. Not the printed page, but the
raw material. There is almost no limit
to the collections which can be made.
Besides those employed in writing,
printing, engraving, acknowledgement
ing, and the like, are the types used for
wrapping, wall-papering, binding, and
magazine-covering. There are paper
mills in every civilized country, and in
China, Burmah, Siam, India, and even
Egypt. Hundreds of methods are en-
ployed, and the list of crude materials
is exceedingly long. 1t includes paper,
cotton, linen, cotton and linen rags,
hemp, wood pulp, wood flour, straw,
corn husks and stalks, bamboo, and
many numerous other vegetable fibers.
The most durable paper is made by a
guild near Marking, in China, which
supplies the government of that empire
with the leaves for its official docu-
ments. This paper is made from young
| bamboo tips. 1t is soft, pliable, takes
ink well, and seems indestructible.
There are samples in collections which
are over thousand years old. The
largest assortment of these Chinese
papers is owned by an editor in Jersey
City, who has nearly 300 different sam
pies. Quite odd are the fireproof papers.
Some of these are made of vegetable
fiber impregnated with tungstate Of
soda. Others are made Of fine asbestos
or of asbestos mixed with fiber.
These will pass through q fire I'M
scathed. They have, however, one
drawback. They do not preserve the
ink used upon their surface. A sheet,
handsomely printed, comes out of a fire
snowwhite, and If writing ink is
made of any vegetable substance it
shares the same fate. The strongest
paper thus far produced is made of
Manila hemp. A sheet of legal cap will
sustain a weight of 300 pounds. Its
fiber is so compact that man of ordi-
nary muscular power cannot tear ii
across. 1t is used for wills and legal
documents. The finest paper is linen
fabric made in England. 1t is as light
as tissue paper, and yet so strong that
it will stand much wear.
The oldest printing papers belong tc
the United States. Some years ago ar
eccentric scientist published a book In
which he endeavored to give the great
est possible relief to the eye of the
reader. One page was printed with one
size of type in black ink, second will
different sized type in brown ink, {
third with blue ink, and fourth will
maroon ink, He applied the same prin
, ciple to the texture of the paper of eacl
page, which was coarse, medium, o.
fine, rough-finished, smoothly finished
. calendered, or superintendent. Thu
paper itself was also tinted in ever.
hue which the publisher thought agree
able to look upon. The book was not ;
success, and the small edition which ap
peared is now treasured as one of tn
literary or topographic curiosities o
the land.-New York Evening Post.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
FARM FOR RAISING FROGS.
Boston Men to Establish an Industry
on a Large Scale.

Boston Men to Establish an Industry
on Large Scale.
Some Boston capitalists propose to
promote frog raising in the bay state
on a scale unprecedented in this coun-
try. An organization has recently been
formed, under the name of the Massa-
chusetts Frog Company, and land has
been purchased for carrying out the
company's understanding. Artificial
ponds, varying in size and connected by
a series of locks, are being made for
conducting the system of cultivation.
They will be lined with cement, and
the smallest will be ten feet long and
three feet in width. In these ponds
the process of breeding will take place,
and at certain stages of development
the little creatures will be transferred
to ponds of greater dimensions. At
the age of years the animals should
reach maturity.
The food required for the frogs is Of
an extremely simple character and
will cost very little, and it is expected
that ultimately the company's invest
ment will yield big returns. From 90
900 to 10000 frogs will be grown an
nually, and if it is deemed advisable
the yearly output will be increased to
100000 While the product will be
available for all the uses to which
frogs may be put, dead or alive. the
principal demand is expected to come
from colleges and medical schools. II
is averred that in the past such institu-
/ lions have, through their inability to
procure desirables specimens of the
sort, been seriously handicapped in the
prosecution of experiments in medical
research. Schools in the east, for ex
ample, have frequently been obliged
during the winter months to send to
California for the animals which, upon
their arrival here, have been unfit fol
analytical study. The Massachusetts
frog breeders intend to remove the
cause of all this inconvenience by sup
plying frogs in abundance all the veal
round
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
King AIphonso No Longer Delicate


KingAlphonso can no longer be call
ed the 'little King" as he. has grown
very much of late, and has become ro-
bust and tall for his age. His Majesty
has lost his former delicate appear
ance, and is no longer timid child.
He is full of fun and life, and has de-
veloped very strong will Of his own.
During the weeks he spends with his
mother and sisters at st. Sebastian he
has a course of sea baths, which are
always great benefit to him. He is a
good swimmer, and his healthy appe-
tite and high spirits show how entirely
he has got over the weakness of his in
fancy. The King leads very regular
life. From 2 to 4 o'clock is devoted to
military drill and gymnastics, from
to the King studies, 5 to state bust
ness is transacted with. the Queen Re
gent and the Ministers, at Z o'clock he
has dinner and at 8 the King goes to
bed.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

"Well, your devoted help, then?' ex'
claimed the youth.-Detroit Journal.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

The wickedness of mules is a stand
ing joke, and you are always hearing
them abused. Ever see team of mules
run away? Almost every day you see
a family horse running away, usually
with screaming women and children in
the buggy, but did you ever see mule
run away? Did you ever personally
know a mule to kick any one? The
fact is, the mule works hard on light
feed and gets nothing but abuse
Atcbison Globe.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
IN BED FOR YEARS
DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY
LEARNED PHYSICIANS
Restored to Perfect Health and Strength
by DIR. williams Pink Pills for Pale
People-A Most Wonderful Cure
From the Press. Grand Rdpids. Mich.

Restored to Perfect Health and Strength
by DIR. williams Pink Pills for Pale
People-A Most Wonderful Cure
From the Press, Grand Rapids, Mich.
Of the many remarkable cases which
have recently occupied the attention of
the medical world and of the public at
large, none more strikingly illustrates
the wonderful power of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People than the
recovery of Mrs. Jennie futile, who,
after two years confinement to her bed,
was restored to perfect health and
strength Mrs. futile, who lives at the
corner of Fulton and Market Streets,
Grand Rapids, Mich, tells the follow
lowing story:
81 had been fat on my back in bed
for two years and the doctors had
given me up as hopeless case. They
had resorted to every remedy known
to their profession and had even sub
jected me to the tortures of five surgi-
cal operations. My trouble was due TO
change of life and 1 grew weaker and
weaker until became helpless and un-
able to leave my bed. A nurse and
four physicians attended me.
zone box of DR.. Williams Pink Pills
| for Pale People gave me great RELIEF
and after using them for three months
1 was a we'll woman, having been able
to leave my bed the sixth week after
commencing the treatment. I can state
that the cure was complete and perma-
nent, as it is now three years since
used them.
81 have recommended the pills tt
several of my relatives. My mother
in-law, who is Y years old, took then
for general debility and they soon pro
duced a very marked improvement il
her condition. 1 wish that the thou
sands of women who are afflicted as
have been may know of this remedy
which has saved my life and given mi
health and strength
Signed, MRS. JENNIE FUTILE.
Subscribed and sworn to before M
this End day of August, 1900.
B. F. BARENDSEN,
TSeal1 Notary Public.
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pal
People are sold by all dealers, or will
be sent postpaid on receipt of price, 5
cents box, or six boxes for $3.50, b.
addressing DIR. Williams Medicine Co
Schenectady, N. Y.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Mrs. G. H. CHAPPELL.

at a constant disadvantage. This is
why, for the past twenty-five years,
thousands of women have been con-
fiding their troubles to us, and our
advice has brought happiness and
health to countless women in the US.
Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, Ill,
whose portrait we publish, advises all
suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, as it
cured her of inflammation of the ovaries
and womb she, therefore, speaks from
knowledge, and her experience ought
to give others confidence. Address Mrs.
Pinkham's Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
The Benefit of the Doubt.

Not long ago a young lady was
spending some weeks at n Scotch
country house, and just before dinner
one evening two cousins of the host
one of them the great man of the fam
ily-arrived Unexpectedly. Shortly be
fore dinner was announced the hut
Ter sought the young lady and said to
her confidentially:
"We're putin on yesterdays soup, an
for fear there shouldna be enough, ye
maun decline"
decline soup!' exclaimed the young
lady, much amused. But, you know,
John, that wouldn't be Manners
Ma" said John coolly; but they'll
think. We ken nae better."-London Tit
Bits
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
The Caisson worker,s STORY.

"It's close quarters in those little
caissons, you see," went on the old
Sand Hog. Its a wonder I'm alive.
1 came very close to it once, though.
"You might say you're never safe in
a caisson. What's coming you never
can tell. We don't think of it when we
go down, but the dangers there, and
when it's on you, you haven't time to
pray, even. This happened in a tun-
mel, anil came near to being in the gang
that went down that afternoon.
There were eight in the caisson, 1
think. Anyhow, the air-pipe broke.
That means that your air is shut right
off. If you were diver you'd have a
chance to get up; if you were in a
mine you could live while on what
YOU already had. But in caisson it's
different" - Frank Leslie's Popular
Monthly.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
After the Ball.

Evening Times.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Storms on the Ranch.

A former cowboy says: when I used
to be a COW puncher, the one thing l
dreaded was thunderstorm, for light
ming usually seeks out and strikes the
highest thing in the place where it hits,
and out on the plains the man on horse
back is the tallest thing out. When a
storm comes up, you have constantly to
ride hard, for the cattle get restless and
need close watching to prevent them from
stampeding, and l can tell you it tries a
mans nerve when you can see the light
ming strike all about you and know that it
Is almost an even chance that it will ulti-
mately seek you out and slay you."-St.
Louis Republic.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
There
fire 24OO

Disorders incident to the human frame,
of which majority are caused or pro-
NOTED by impure blood.
The remedy is simple.
Take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
That this medicine radically and
effectively purifies the blood is known
to every druggist, known to hundreds
of thousands of people who themselves
or by their friends have experienced
its curative powers.
The worst cases of scrofula, the
most agonizing sufferings from salt
rheum and other virulent blood dis
eases, are conquered by it, while
those cured of boils, pimples, dys-
peptic and bilious symptoms and that
tired feeling are numbered by millions
Hoods JdrSdpdriLld
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
HOW'S THIS.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of catarrh that cannot be dured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J..
CHENEY fG the last Is years, and believe him
perfet tly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligation
made by tn cir firm.
WEST & TRUAx, wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDIEG. KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing di ectly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Prise, 75c. per bottle Sold
by all druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

all fellow-sufferers. IN. w. Howard.
Congressman Howard's home address
is Fort Payne, Ala.
Grip Produces Catarrh
Henry Distin, the inventor and maker
of all the band instruments for the
Henry Distin Mig. Co., at Williams
port, Pa, writes:
1441 South Ninth Street,
Philadelphia, Pa, May 6, 1899.
DIR. S. B. Hartman, Dear Sir: 81
write to inform you that 1 had bad
attack of la grippe last December which
lasted more than three months and
which left me with catarrh, when sever
al of my friends advised me to try your
wonderful medicine, Peruna. 1 began
with a bottle the first week in March
and it certainly did me great deal of
good. was so we'll satisfied that Ipur-
chased another bottle and followed your
directions, which you furnish with
every bottle and 1 am glad to say that
il has cured me. 1 shall certainly rec
ommend the Peruna to all my friends"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Well Recommends.

Mistress-You say you are well rec
commended?
Maid-Indeed, ma'am, 1 have thirty
nine excellent references.
Mistress-And you have been in do
nestle service?
Maid-Two years, ma'am.-Glasgow
Evening Times.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Not That Kind.

Angry Politician-Look here, I've a
good mind to have you arrested for Ii
bell What do you mean by picturing
me as you have?
Cartoonist-But the picture looks
like you.
Angry Politician know it doesl
know it does! But do look like a man
who likes to look at himself?- Modern
Society.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Suited Him.

Railway Official Craveling incog. on
his own line)-They say there has been
some fault found with the lamps on
these trains. Do you see anything
wrong with them?
PasseDger-No, sir. On the con-
trary, they are exactly the kind of
lamps l like to see used.
Railway Official (highly pleased
presume you are professional man?
Passenger-Yes, sir. l am an ocu-
list.-London Fun.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Why a Woman
Is Able to Help Sick Women
When Doctors Fall

How gladly would men fly to wo-
mans aid did they but understand a
woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities,
and peculiar organic disturbances.
Those things are known only to
women, and the aid a man would give
is not at his command.
To treat case properly it is neces-
sary to know all about it, and full
information, many times, cannot be
given by a woman to her family ply
Stefan. She cannot bring herself to
tell everything, and the physician is
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
AFTER-EFFECTS
OF la GRIPPE.


known the medical fraternity that the ailments
the of disease.
Some
the house
disabling follow All stimulating
n
Every who has had ought
have o alb
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

Gentlemen-"I
have taken Peru
ma now for two
weeks, and find l
am very much re-
lieved. l feel that
my cure will be
p e + m a II ent. /
have also taken it
for la grippe, and
t Ike pleasure in
recomm e II d i n g
Peruna as an eX-
- - - i -
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
A Popular Demonstration.

Hamact-Yes, sir. The audience
went wild. Why, after the show all
the people refused to go home, but
stood in the lobby and shouted
Footlites-For their money back?-
Baltimore American.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
A Skeptic.

do you think" remarked the caller,
'that the moon really has any infiu-
ence on humanfty?'
NO." said Mrs. Lushforth, with pa
thetic little sigh. 81 do not. If he got
full only at the same time the moon
did, think 1 would find life much less
of a burden. "-Indianapolis Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

Professor Ito student of SURGERY
Please inform the class of the names Of
bones forming the skull.
Student-Ah-er-I do not at the pres
ent time remember, but 1 know that 1
have them all in my head. Uproar in
class. )-Indianapolis Journal.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Getting Old.

Dependent Fair One-Do you know,
dear, I'm afraid 1 must be getting very
old.
Consoling Friend-Nonsense, darling!
Why do you thing so?
Despondent Fair One-Because peo-
pie are beginning to tell me how very
young 1 am looking!-Punch.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

[Chicago Tribune:l 'You won't
touch that cake!' his wife tearfully
exclaimed. And 1 made it on purpose
to please you. You have no heart"
Perhaps not, Maria" replied the
dyspeptic husband. with a sigh. But
1 am painfully conscious of my liver"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
BECOMING Personal.

Mr.. Saphed-Aw-do you bwelieve
thawt monkeys tawk, Miss Smawt?
Miss Smart know they talk-I
have heard them.-Ohio State Journal.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Silk from lsheIIfsh.

There is a shellfish in the Medi-
terranean which produces a good
quality of silk. Fabrics have been
manufactured from it, but only as
curiOsitieS.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

Now that the winter season is past,
it is well to cleanse the system and
purify the blood with Garfield Tea
an Herb Medicine that brings good
health.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

"Do you think people in the next
world will follow the same occupa-
tons they do here? asked the gossip
ing lady.
NO" said the churchman; "every-
body will attend to his own business
there."-Syracuse Standard.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
American and British Locomotives.

Americans offer locomotives for SER
vice in India at $4,000 each, to be de-
Iivered in six months. The British
bid is $7,725; time required, nine
months.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
The Only Sure Kind.

LADY, want a dog that will look
terribly fierce, but won't ever bite.
Dealer (meditatively)-I guess you'd
better get an iron one, mum.-New
York Weekly.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

1 do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds.-JOHN F. BOYER, Trinity
Springs, Ind, Feb. Is. 1900.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

In the spring, take Garfield Tea.
This wonderful Herb Medicine purifies
the blood and gives new and vigorous
life to systems depleted by the trying
winter season.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

Philadelphia Record:] Hoax saw
you at the theater last night. You
were in the dog seat.
Joax-Sir, what do you mean?
Hoax-Weren't you sitting in K-9?
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Lovely philanthropy.

Mrs. Brown-We are going to give a
progressive euchre for the poor. love
to do something for the poor. g.
Mrs. Jones-So do I. love to play
progressive euchre for them.-Brooklyn
Tifn
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
GRIP
CAUSED
NERVOUS
DYSPEPSIA

badly all over 1 suffered with Sc
we're backache, indigestion and numer-
Gus ills, so l could neither eat nor
sleep, and 1 thought l would give up
my work, which 1 could not afford to
do. Zone of my customers who was
greatly helped by Peruna advised me
to try it, and l procured bottle the
same day. l used it faithfully and
felt a marked improvement. During
the next two months took five bottles,
and then felt splendid. Now my head
is clear, my nerves are steady, l enjoy
food, and rest we'll. Peruna has been
worth dollar dose to me. u l..
Wallace
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Hush! Don't YO

Hush! Don't You Hear the Baby Cry?
The only safe medicine for sour curd collie
in nursing ba bies is Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
Make mothers milk mildly purgatlve. Drug
gist', 1Oc, 25c, soc.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Eveued 1t I'm,

"Junson has developed into a con-
firmed kicker, but his wife can handle
him every time He kicked last night
because his dinner was cold"
what was his wife's play?'
"She made it hot for him. Brook
lyn Life.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30
Drunkenness In Scotland.

In the matter of sheer, besotted, over
mastering drunkenness we stand with
out rivals in shameful isolation.-Dun-
dee Advertiser.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-03-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure
G. w. Groves signature is on each box 25c