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The silver star., 1901-03-01

There 10 no remedy that can. equal
GARFIELD Tea for the cure Of all derange.
ments OF the liver; 1t has for years been
the standard by which other remedies
are Judged.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

"Now Johnny" his mother said, wip-
ing his nose as they started for church,
II want you to behave like a good lit
tie boy" II can't" blubbered Johnny.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

When Jones had been duly obligated
the High Muck-a-Muck of the lodge
said: II will now give you the grip"
Don't" shouted Jones, I've had 1t
twice this winter already"
The silver star., 1901-03-01
A Dilemma.

Carnegie" said the cornfed philos.
opher. says it is disgrace to die
rich and everybody else thinks it Is
disgrace to live poor, SO I'll be gum.
wizzled II see where a man is at
indianapolis Press.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

It requires NO experience to dye With
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Simply
boiling your goods in the dye IL all
that's necessary.
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Thrifty Chicags,.

There is nothing slow, ,about Chicago.
It Is said that II she beats St. Louis In
the drainage canal suit she proposes tn
put In meters and charge the st. Louis
people for water.
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Then. too. II win save barbers' fees
Pnoor POSITIVE

PH0OF PO41T1VE
Il am sinking for the third time!'
shrieked the woman In the water.
Are you positive OF this?" asked the
youth who was waiting to rescue her
lily concealing his anxiety the while
oh. quite!" the woman protested
For l am at this moment distinctly
recalling everything in my past life!
! remember the real color Of my hair
as II It were but yesterday that -
Say no more!" cried the youth,
plunging forthwith into the Icy food.
The spectators cheered wildly. for
never In their lives had they seen the
thing more gracefully done.-Detroit
Journal.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

Brethren" said the preacher, "if you
must put buttons in the collection box.
please do not break off the eyes. 1t
doesn't make them look any more like
money and 1t spoils them for buttons"
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Ds.'t oct yeo..or.i Get Y0or-EAsE

4 certain cure for Swollen, Smart
Ing, Burning, Sweating Fest, Corn
and Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot
Ease, powder. Cures Froet-bites ant
Chilblains. At all Druggists and 6ho,
Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad
dress Allen 8. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Amhlflaua

Has your wiIe much social ambl.
tion?"
Social ambition? When she Rad
about Lady Curzon's elephant party in
India she said II she knew where sh :,
could rent some whales she'd give a
whale party."-Detroit Free Press,
The silver star., 1901-03-01

"Oh. you'll find Gruff all right II you
only know how to take him." "Ehould
be well shaken before taken, sup.
pose"
The silver star., 1901-03-01

1t has been decided that Delegate
Wilcox did not commit treason, SO he is
to be allowed to remain In Congress
and commit mileage.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE TABLETS. Al
druggists refund the money IL 1t fails to euro
Z. w. Groves signature IL ON the box 26c.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

There Is a material difference between
the golden rule and the rule of gold.
Under the latter there Is not much re-
spect paid to the former.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

What would you do now II you were
Carnegie and had eighty-five million dol.
lars handed to you In q lump?
The silver star., 1901-03-01

ysuit b . necessary article a d1sk b
prime sssences are in PrimIsy's Califesni1
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Necessary Aid,

Jack tat the club window)-Thsr ere
goes Jenkins with his auto. and I'll be
blowed II he hasn't tiger up be-
hind.
George-Tiger nothing! That's the
repair man.-Brooklyn Life.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

Ian sure Piso's Cure for consumpsio. saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs- THos. RoHsMs
Maple Street. Norwich, n. Y. Feb. II. leQ1
The silver star., 1901-03-01
Not THAT Kind.

Angry Politician-Look here. I've .
good mind to have you arrested for IL
bel! Whnt do you mean by picturins
me us you have?
cartoonist-I,ut the picture looks
like you. va
Angry Politicinn-I know 1t does! !
know Il doesi But do look like 0
man who likes to look like himselff-
Modern Society. ~
The silver star., 1901-03-01
rurnv l D..wn.

jack .b0rrouyhs = For several
months. cir. I have been paying atten'
ton to your daughter: II will. there-
fore. not surprise YOU
Mr.. Goldman (who knows him)-Ah'
but II does. II surprises me TO hear
thnt you ever paid anythingi-Phila-
oelphia Press.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

1t is said that laughing will cure dys.
pepsia. but q man who can laugh when
he has dyspepsia must be crazy.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

1.-THE hand that rocks the cradle il the
hand that rules the world" "But how
about the hand of the man whose wife
makes him rock the GRADER"
The silver star., 1901-03-01

MARS SHALL's REMEDY FOR
RHEUMATISM Is guaranteed to cure
the dollar back If 1t fails. All druggists
The silver star., 1901-03-01

The family of very amiable woman
often have to eat biscuit which are no,
done on the bottom.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

The congressional report. on hazing at
West Point will contain 1.000000 words.
but the subject seems to Justify It.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

IA r 8 HALLrs BUCHU-KIDNEY
PILLS prevent Bright's Disease. Sold
and guaranteed by all druggists
The silver star., 1901-03-01

We arc now at work on our Spring of
1901 Catalogue. Send us your name and
address and we'll mail you a copy free.
Sixty-four illustrated pages, containing
styles and prices of footwear for men,
women and chilts.en., mems. and boys
hats. caps and furnishings.
THE MAY SHOE & CLOTHING co.
Denver. COlOrnds,
The silver star., 1901-03-01

You always look pleased when you
meet Jibbs." Yes; he once tried to cheat
The silver star., 1901-03-01

J. Pierpont Morgan has doubtless dis
covered that Mr.. Carnegie is giving away
libraries. not steel mills.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

The bluest blue makes the Whitest
modern bag blue.
The silver star., 1901-03-01
now.s rhnY

The best hing about apple dumplings is
that no one has ever been able to invent
q stylish name for them
The silver star., 1901-03-01
V.nn.l,v ecv Voh- 1pnv.

What Il The matter, Herculss7"
love aslsd e the former paused IL bis
ardvous work Of cleaning the Augsan
stables.
"fwas merely longing for the horse.
less 49," replied Hsrculss. .-Judgs.
The silver star., 1901-03-01

La Grippe conquers life-Wisard Oil
conquers La Grippe. Your druggist
sells Wizard OIL.
The silver star., 1901-03-01
siberia . Land Of Churches.

The three great luxuries in Siberia
are churches. theaters and museums.
Even the smaller villages can usually
be sighted from afar by means Of the
white walls and the towering dome
shaped cupOlas Of their churches. These
are all amply supplied with bells.
whose rich tones roll in majestic har-
mony over distant hill and vale and
break the mOnOtOny of the peasants
daily toll. Inside. these churches are
highly ornamented with paintings. and
they are presided over by married
priests. who take deep and genuine
interest In even the poorest Of the flock.
"Satan," said Brother Dickey, comes
lax n r0arin' lOn.'' II don't gree wild
you on dat" said Brother williams,
"kaze never knowed he wuz a-comin'
'twell he Ind me-"
The silver star., 1901-03-01

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12

FOR SALE-PRICE REMARKABLY Low, TERMS
easy-Modern Groom dwelling, well located ne;
good condition; rent pays per cent price
Office. oc12-2t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12

FOR SALE
Elegant white stone front dwelling on ST.
NV. near Conn. ave-; lot 20x1OO to alley; g.
by hot water: m rooms 70 tho a.
Price, $4,000.
1t LOUIS d. WINE & Co 1904 f ST NY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12

FOR SALE-BY JOHN QUINN, 447 7TH ST sW
% On Il st. . near 9Th sT, Broom frame, sewer
On st. near 9th s.w., Groom brick and BATH
renting for $3.50; price s., 800
On K ST. Az st. s.w., two nearly new
window bricks; large lot to alley; price s2-
500 each. -
1249 Sd st. s.w., Broom frame sewer and wa
ter lot 20x100 to alley; renting for 81; price 81
100. oc123ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12
FOR SALE-HOUSES.
OR SALE-DOUBLE HOUSE.
A SPLENDID HOME.



A SPLENDID HOME,
1724 s."
IA rooms; large modern tiled bath rooms; hot
water heat; all light, cheerful rooms; beautiful
mantels; on side alley; ALL ADVANTAGES OF
A CORNER. THIS MAGNIFICENT NEW
HOUSE WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW. Inspec-
ton By permit only.
1t STONE 4 FAIRFAX 500 & sOs F st. NV.
FOR SALE-AN ELEGANT HOME-THE BEST
In Washington for S10,5O0-Chocest location
New; II rooms; bed rooms elegant baths;
HOT-WATER HEAT; stairways: lot 20112O;
alley; could not be duplicated under $4,000. A
interest. Call on u.s. You'll like the house; the
location is the best in the city.
1t STONE & FAIRFAX, 500 & 800 F st. NV.
FOR SALE-CHEAP AT s.. 500-A NEW 3-STORY
round bay-window brick dwelling, with II rooms.
2 baths; parlor, reception hall, dining room,
pantry and kitchen on LIST floor; cellar under en-
tire house; lot 20x95 alley. This house is offered
"a 600 below original cost; situated q lettered
st. west of 10th bet p and s.
1t STONE 4 FAIRFAX 800 & S08 F st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12

FOR SALE-FINE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY A
pretty suburban home; 5000 so. IT. of ground and
10-room house (sde drive and plenty of room for
stable): for 81, 500; will exchange for a house
down town.
WM. H. SAUNDERS & Co., 1407 f st. NV.
Qf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-10-12
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

FOR SALE-lolset INvEsTMENT-Two HOUSES
ano stable, renting for SS5 per month, on Mass.
ave NV. WIN. ii. SAUNDERS CO., l4O1 r
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
The Fata

The fata inorganic is a singular aerial
phenomenon akin to the mirage. 1t is
seen in many parts Of the world, but
most frequently and in greatest per-
fection at the strait of Messina, be
tween Sicily and Italy. So many con-
ditions must coincide, however, that
even there it is of comparatively rare
occurrence To allow Of it's production
the sun must be at an angle Of 40 de-
grees with the water, both sky and sea
must be calm. and the tidal current suf-
hciently strong to cause the water in
the center to rise higher than on the
edges Of the strait. When these condi-
tons are fully met, the observer ON the
heights Of Calabria, looking toward
Messina. will behold a series Of rapidly
changing pictures, sometimes Of most
exquisite beauty.
Castles. colonnades, SUGGESTIONS OF
beautiful arches. palaces, cities, with
houses and streets and church domes.
mountains, forests. grottoes, will ap-
pear n vanish, to be succeeded. per
haps by fleets Of ships, sometimes
placidly sailing over the deep, some
times inverted, while a halo like a
rainbow surrounds every image. 1t is
supposed that the images are due to
the irregular retroactive powers of the
different layers Of air above the sea.
which magnify, repeat and distort the
objects on the Sicilian shore beyond.
but to the Italians these singular ap-
pearances are the castles Of the Prin-
cess Morgana, and the view of them is
supposed to bring good fortune to the
haholIA.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
John Renftle spent Sunday with
his parents over towards Dedham.

The Town Council held a meeting
last Monday night and ordered a gem
eral cleaning up of the streets and
alleys in town. Their orders are in &C.
cordance with the recommendation of
the State Board of Health and should
be complied with as the cleanliness of
the town means, in the long run, a
lessening of disease, for filth is a
breeder Of all kinds of disease.
Rev and Mrs. Bertch departed for
Maryland Monday to be present at
the general conference of the U. B.
church. They took their children
with them and will leave the two
older mes with relatives in the east
ern part of the state. They expect to
be gone about three weeks, and when
they come back their parishioners
will see that they have gained by
their being away.
w. FL. Branner, the affable and
courteous agent for the Deering bind
ers and mowers, was here last week
canvassing the county for his ma
chimes. He is a gentleman that under
stands both his work and his machines
and n whom you can depend upon.
His wife and little girl drove across
from Dedham Saturday and visited
with friends for a few hours when all
drove back home.
The Christian Endeavor will give
an ice cream social Friday night, May
II. at the home of Tom Wilson, to
which every one is invited. A peanut
walk will be one of the special at
fractions of the evening. You who
love fun and frolic, who love to forget
trials and troubles and those who love
the taste of ice cream, put your money
in your pocket and come out. You
will have a good time and will help
in a good ause.
Tony Peterson, one of the hustling
young men of the township, sent
money Tuesday to two of his old time
schoolmates in Denmark that they
might come to this country. He
purchased the tickets over the Amer
lean line and the boys will start for
England June 5th and leave England
June Sth on the steamer St. Paul.
They expect to arrive here about
June Goth, when they will need some
place to work SC they can pay back
the money loaned them.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
LIBERTY

Bert Wiley made a trip to the home
of Geo. Patrick Sunday evening.
Mr.. Shrawder gave a dance to the
young folks Of their neighborhood.
Bert Duling and wife visited at the
home of his parents Monday of this
week.
Mr.. Bert Firebaugh was a business
caller at Audubon Saturday of last
week.
Nat McFadden made a trip to the
new creamery Friday morning of last
week.
Webster Firebaugh transacted bust
ness at the Fiscus store Monday of
this week.
Owing to the rain last Sunday the
Sunday School at Liberty was adj
journed.
Mr.. and Mrs John Slayton visited
over Sunday with relatives east of
Audubon.
Last Sunday evening Winter Bros.
made a business trip to the home of
w. Firebaugh.
Mr.. and Mrs. Miller gave a social
gathering last Sunday to a large num-
Der of friends and neighbors.
Jack Helsebeck, Friday evening of
last week, hurt oneof his horses and is
in consequence unable to work.
Chas. Kopeska made a call at the
home of Mrs. Miller for her assistance
in the case of a very sick child.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Patrick,
Friday of last week, a bouncing baby
boy. This is the 4th boy in that house.
hold and Geo. says they are all good
to help him.
Thursday of last week one of Alfred
Firebaugh's horses was taken sick.
A. ID. Fiscus was called and admins
tered the kind Of medicine necessary
for the relief of the animal, which is
now better.
Some two or three weeks ago S.
Baker ordered an incubator and brood
err, which has not yet arrived. He
was to pay $ll.O0 for the outfit. Dear
est are generally cheapest and more
certain of arrival.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09

j. s. Dennis, the genial drayman,
took a lay off Saturday and went into
Chicago to mingle business and pleas
ure. He returned home Tuesday, re-
porting a good time while gone.
Last Friday night as Arthur Tai
bot, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Gene Talbot,
was sitting at home doing some work,
about the house having forgotten that
another year had rolled around max
ing the time his birthday, when he
was startled by a crowd of his friends
rushing in upon him, and he precipi-
lately and hastilyly retreated and
rushed for the stairs for safety. How
ever after he found that they meant
no harm and he had fixed himself to
be presentable to company, he came
down babe them welcome and helped
to make the evening n long to be
remembered.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
Notice To Contractors.

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received by the undersign-
ed for the erection of a school building
in the Independent District of Gray,
Iowa. Plans and specifications will
be found with the Secretary on and
after May 3, 1901. Contractor will be
required to give bond. Bids will be
considered on May 18th. The Board
reserves the right to reject any and all
bids. GEORGE e. BERTCH,
e. III. WILSON, President.
a25t Secretary.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
9uduboD.

Miss Hannah Kennedy went down
to Extra, Wednesday, to help to attend
to n wants of a sick friend.
VIM. Burnside returned home from
Grinnell, Wednesday, where he has
been for some time visiting.
We notice by the dispatches from
Washington, d. c., published in Iowa
State Register, Tuesday, that the
salary of the incumbent Of the Audu-
bon postoffice has been increased from
$l60O.OO per year to $4,000. This
means that there has been an increas-
ed business during the past year, which
speaks highly for the business patron
age received at this place.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
GROWING OLD.
Olive arc growing old.

Old-ws are growing old.
Going on through a beautiful road,
Finding earth . more blessed abode,
Nobler work by our hands to be wrought,
Freer paths for our hope and our thought
Because OF the beauty the years unfold
We are cheerfully growing oldl
Old-we are growing old.
Going up where the sunshine Is clear,
Watching grander horizons appear
Out of clouds that enveFoped our youth,
Standing firm on the mountains of truth.
Because OF the glory the years unfold
We are joy:ully growing Odds
Old-we are growing old,
Going in to the garden of rest
That glows through the gold OF the west,
Where the rose and amaranth blend
And each path is the way to a friend.
Because Of the peace that the years unfold
We are thankfully growing odd!
Old-are we growing old?
Life blooms as we travel on
Up the hills into fresh. lovely dawn;
We are children, who do but begin
The sweetness of living to win.
Because heaven is in US, to bud and unfold.
We are younger for growing old!
Lucy Laroom.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09

The following is the standing of tn
contest of the second citizen
Iote.
Audubon Agriculture Society
Audubon Fire Department
Catholic Church, Audubon
Rebeckah Lodge, Audubon
Christian Church, Audubon
M. w. A., Audubon
Presbyterian S. s., Audubon.
p. e. o., Audubon.
Columbian Club
Glover Leaf Quartette
Epworth League, Audubon
Audubon M. b. Church
Masonic Lodge, Audubon
Melville M. E. church.
Presbyterian Church, Audubon
Baptist Church, Audubon
4eomen Lodge, Audubon
Evangelical Church, Audubon
G.. A. r. Lodge, Audubon
Kimballton church
Bethania Church, Audubon
Lutheran Church Lincoln Center
Old Hamlin Presbyterion church
EbeneZer Church, Lincoln
Catholic church, Extra
d. B. S. Society, Extra
X. P. Lodge, Audubon
M. E. Sunday School, Audubon
Advent church, Audubon
Old Hamlin M. E. church
X. P. Lodge, Extra
Melville Center S. S.
Christian Church Aid, Audubon
U. b. church, Gray
Odd Fellows Lodge, Audubon
Union Baptist church, Greeley
Viola Center church
Evangelical church, Hamlin
M. e Church Ross
German church, Ross
Maccabee Lodge
Woman's Relief Corps
Iowa Legion of Honor
M. E. Church Aid, Audubon
Liberty Sunday School
Bethel Church
X. P. Lodge, Kimballton
German church, Audubon
Odd Fellows Lodge, Gray
Longfellow Literary Society
Danish Conservative Club.
Eden Valley U. B. church
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
Notice To Contractors.

Notice is hereby given that
the proposals for the erection of a
Eight, in the School Township of
Hamlin, in the county of Audubon,
will be received by the undersigned at
his home, One-Half Mile North of
Hamlin Station, where plans and speci-
cations may be seen until one o'clock
P. NJ, June 8, 1901, at which time the
contract will be awarded to the lowest
responsible bidder.
The Board reserves the right to re-
ject any or all bids.
HENRY YOUNG, SECRETARY.
Dated on this 29th day of April,
1901. MT,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
Voting Contest.

The following is the standing of the
voting contest of the second citizens
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1901-05-09
For Sale.

Six hole corn shelter and power,
good as new. easy terms. Inquire at
this office or of A. w. Quimby, Audu-
bon, Iowa.
William Schraeder has purchased a
new wind mill of Ruhs & Wilde and
also hundred and forty. seven
feet OF pipe to convey the water to
his house and barn, so that in the fu-
ture he will have it near and handy.
George Everets returned home
Tuesday from Denison, where he
went, Monday, to visit his father,
who lives near there but is very sick.
George says it will be a miracle if he,
RECEIVERS, which is not expected at
all.
Harry Bovaird and wife made
themselves a present ola new organ,
last week, and now the sweet strains
OF music can be heard in their home
and they are always pleased to enter
tain their friends with music and
song.
Mrs. John Lovelace has been in
poorer health lately than her friends
like to see her. She has been quite
poorly for some time, but of late her
health has been so good. Her many
friends hope soon to hear that she is
much better.
A certain young man modest and
backward in his manner was heard to
say, the other day, that he expected
soon to open up a dressmaking shop
or something of the kind, in Ross.
We don't just know how he will op-
crate but we Will wait and finn out.
The rain, the first of the week stop
ped all kinds of work and win set
the farming back just that much.
Yet the small grain and grass were
beginning to need it and now when
the sun comes out one may fairly hear
the grass grow and no one VIII be in
need of pasture.
Miss Mable Coulter came down
from Manning, this week, and visit
ed with her little friend, Stella Lee.
These little friends turned in TO have
a good time and, assisted by Mr.. and
Mrs Lee. they proceeded to have it.
They did everything that W girls
can think OF and some things they
don't think of, but had a good time.
Last week, Fred Ruhs went out in
the country to do some work and his
team getting tired broke loose and ran
away, but did o do much damage.
The seat fell off and the tools were
scattered and Fred had to walk two
miles but otherwise nothing was
hurt. When he found his team they
were safely put up in the barn and
fed.
Merchant John Rutherford has de-
cided that to be in successful COM
petition with his competitors he will
be compelled to put on a wagon to
deliver his goods at the door. John
is never behind his neighbors in mat
tiers Of accommodation to his patrons.
This only makes only about eighteen
huckster wagons in the county. While
it may be handler to the farmers, vet
we are inclined to think, that the
merchants would make more money if
none would send them out.