Arizona republican., 1901-03-31
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 LITTLE JAMES.
Concerning the Patching of Breeches.)

The Feenix Democras' Is trien to get togather fer the Spring 'Leckshun, but they aint found out how yit. Some of 'em sez Tt ain't no Use to Or gynize Ter a little or City Cam9ane. The Nashunle Democras ain't got no ishues enyhow. Free Silvcr's ded and O'Brine's still deder yit. Agonaldo has been sent up fer Sixty Days fer a Dis turbence of the Peece. They ain't no more Imperyuisum an we're at the end of our String. We don't see no use a-draggin' PollytiX into the City Leck- shun an gittin' up party Fite when We ain't got no ammynishun. Les let it go an pertend were in fer a non- Partysan Guverment; at we want to take Feenix out D the mire O polly tix. This 'Leckshun wont mount to nothin' no how. Mex Fall we'll haf to 'dopt the New City Chotter an then they'll he new 'Leckshun. By that time We kin pull ourself togather sprize the Enemy an mak off with the Hole Chease."
 No sez anuthern i've aint agoin' to Lay Down. You fergt yerself when you say we aln't got no Ishuss. The Democras' party afnt' O'Brine and Free Silver and Agonaldo. Wot's the mat ter with the Immortle Jaxon. We all ways got him. Les make this party Fite and let our Slowgun be 'Jaxon an Victery!' Tell with OBrine. He aint no Democras' TO how"
 But anuthern saz We ain't in no fix fer a Fite if we had a Mllyun ishues. Here's the Young Mems Demo- cras' Club a trien ot cut the Throte of the cl Mems Democras' Club. We got to get them Peecitide with each othern an l don't see how 1t kin be done. But hol' on, jist thot of Skeme They's two of 'em on Speekin terms. Samwel Web an Al Orther. Well make them the Mejums."
 Tine Mejums had mass meetin' an appinted two committoys to wate on the two Hostyle Cheefs, Joseph Ellick- sanders of the or Mems Damocras' Club and r. Gene Rustic of the Young Mems Democrats Club. 'I gess," sez Mister Web. you better be the Com mittey to Wate on Mister Rustic fer him an med have a Fi:e before I'd have time to tell him I'm on a peecable mishun." Yes" sez Mister Orther, sez he, 'I wudden't want to go on an errant of Luv to Joseph Ellicksanders without a Bres'plate an good Gun" Mister Orther he went to see Mister Rustic, and he sez. sez he, Mister Rustic. I'm appinted a White winged Duv to patch up the unforchunit Britches of the Democras' party The or Mems Democras' Club wants to Compromise an live peecible.'
 'I'm glad" sez Mister Rustic, they see tn arrow of their Wage at last. always Deploarsd this Split in tn party an He meet 'em more'n ha'f way. He call a meetin' of the Young Mems Democras' Club at Wunst and Nom- mynate all the Candydatas. The or men want haf to do nothin' but turn out an Vote for 'em. This Trubble Mite ha' been fixed up long ago If the or Democras had only listened to Reeson."
 Mister Web he goes to Joseph Ellick- sanders and sez: I'm the bearer of good Tidings! I'm the Apossul of Peece see a way to heel the split in the Democras party"
 Where's the Split?" asts MT Ellick- sanders. q didn't know they was enny."
 'The Young mems Democras' Club" sez Mister Web. "They's wantin now to make a solid frdnt at the City 'Leckshun an I'm appinted to come to talk to you about tn terms O tn Peece Treaty.
 'I never Reckonized the Young Mems Democras Club as a split" sez Mir. Ellicksanders; "they's only silver on the Democras log they cant do us enny good or enny harm at the 'Leck-