The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1901-03-28

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'1s Miss Triller an obliging singerr'
'Oh. yes: half the time she refuses IN
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Bulletin.
1T II folly to meet Old Age half way
II think 90; wouldn't meet him at all
It knew how to get out Of it."
"'Pay as you co. is my rule" Eyes:
20 many people won't believe you when
you say you'll pay as you come back"
"Why do you call that speckled hen
'Macdnr and the pig 'BarkisY" BE.
cause Macdunf lays on and Barkis 10
swillin'."-Life.
Mysr-I wonder what causes coneus.
sion Of the brain? Gyer-A collision
0etween two trains Of thought SUP.
pose.- Chicago News.
Bride formerly a widow)-Oh. Harry.
what would l do II you should diet
Harry (doubtfully)-I don't know, dear.
but think I can guess.
WHO was william the Conoueroe.
sammy asked tina nretty echool.
marin. Mckinley" replied Sammy"
pcomptly.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Hell point out your faults because
I love you.. he-Nonsense! II you re.
ally loved me you would think my
faults were excellences.- Chicago Rec
ord.
The Parent-My boy, do you want No
70 tell you what happens to boys who
tell Nest The Boy-Yes, pop: but,
golly! can you remember back that fart
-Yonkers Statesman.
Mr.. Meddergrass-Well, them New
York folks has certainly gone the limit
now. Mr.. Orosslots-What they doin'7
Mr.. Meddergraas-Goin' to have q
hosseless horse show.-Baltirnore Amer
lean.
Schoolmaster-Now, MugSins Minor,
what were the thoughts that passed
through Sir Isaac Newton's mind when
the apple fell OH bis head1 Muggi2s-
I expects he wux awful glad 1t warn't .
brick.-Fun.
IAN the worlds stages" "All the
worlds stage, Sam, and the men aud
women merely players" Eyes. massa,
but II OATS SO, wha, ~ gw1ne y git
you audience and u3saesYy r'-Col-
tiers Weekly.
Mistress You say you are well rec
commended? Maid--Indeed, ma'am,
have thirty-nine excellent references.
Mistress-And you have been In domes-
tic service? Maid Two years, ma'am.
Glasgow Evening Times.
Newitt-Lend you a W Why don't
you borrow 1t from Marley? He u
easy. Borrowit-But don't know him
- well as know you. Newitt-Thats
just It, and he doesn't know you az well
~ do. Philadelphia Press.
Haxatt-So you really think that
Miss Mezzotint b q genuine artists
And yet you never heard her. BarsaA
No, but she freely admits that she
sings her selections. She does not Claim
that she renders" them. - Boston
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Tess-I understand Miss Krusty actin
ally paid me a compliment the othe.
evening. Jess Not quite, but she came
as near It a. could be expected OF her.
Tess-What did she say? Jess-Shs
said you were livery charming but"
Press.
Wide Open: Brggs-Well. old man.
how b that Authors Club Of yours get
ting on? Griggs-First-rate: we have
made q rule that no one can belong to
It unless he has written q book. Briggs
lis that 50? had IN Idea that 1t was
IN exclusive affair.-LAfe.
Benedick-It IL said that most Of the
people who commit suicide are unmar-
xied. How are you going ts get around
that2 O'Batch-Oh, well, s'pose after
. fellow has been married q while ha
gets 30 he can put up with almost any.
thing. Chicago es-Herald.
Clerk Ito patent-medicine MANI Here
Il . curious credential from one Of our
customers. Medicine Man-Read It
Clerk Before took your elixir my
face was sight. You ought to see It
now. Send me another bottle for my
Observation-Disclosures Life.
Hello. Jones, moving again 90 soon1
I thought you were perfectly satisfied
with your present home" II was, old
man, but the fact Is our sitting-room 10
covered with goldenrod pattern, and
I can't cure my hay fever at ALL The
landlady won't repaper it. and 20 Va
have to move."-Puck.
Owens-Is Mr.. Lenders In? Boy
Not vet. SIR: but l exDect him every