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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1901-07-10

= Tho shortage in tho population
of Ireland has greatly increased the
population of the United States.
Great Britain's people and Great
Britain's trade both drift to this coun-
try.
- The requirements Of health can
be counted on the fingers of one hand.
They are good air, good food, suitable
clothing, cleanliness, exercise and rest.
- Texas is the largest cotton State.
Her product last year amounted to
2,2A8, 900 bales. Georgia came second
with 1850, 900 bales. Mississippi L.
$4,000 and Alabama LOIS, 900 bales.
If your brain won't work right and
you miss the snap, vim energy that
was once yours, you should take
Prickiy Ash Bitters. 1t cleanses the
sys.em sna :as:sors.ss both body aud
brain. Evans Pharmacy.
"Take care Of the forests" saws
Tennessee paper, in announcing that
out of single tree in Dyer county, a
citizen had got four cords Of hrewood,
three gallons of honey and five rae
coons.
Laxative Bromo. Quininc Tablets
cure cold in one day. No euro, No
Pay. Price 30 cents.
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The Best Remedy for Stomach and
Bowel Troubles.

II have been in the drug business
Tor twenty years aud have sold most
all of the proprietary medicines Of any
note. Among the entire list have
never found anything to equal Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy for ali stomach and bowel
troubles" says. 0. w. Wakefield, of
Columbus, Ga. s..This remedy CURED
two severe cases Of cholera morbus in
my family, snd / have recommended
and sold hundreds Of bottles of it to
my customers to their entire satisfao-
tion. It affords quick and sure cure
IN a pleasant FORM" For sale by
Hill Orr Drug Co.
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WESTERN WHEAT HARVEST.
Modern Methods that Would Have a ston-
ished our Grandfathers.
{. ". Haryer, IN Harpcr'S U'rrLiy.

UdfUcf% " rrhfY.
! except it be, perhaps, the self binder.
AT the very beginning of the grain s
journey through it's we'll adjusted ma
chlncry there is 4 saving Of two men.
The modern threshcr has self feeder
that cuts the bands and allows the
straw gentle progress into the cylin-
dcrs. The men on the wheat stacks
can throw the bundles, each tied with
twlnc, into its mouth, and need have
scarcely . touch &C Ius: and crime
from the machine. The rafting straw
carrier with it's endless roll of canvass
and Stats lifting the debris to the per-
Spring t0iioTs on the straw stacks is
out OF date. The wind-stackcr has
taken its place. This is long, tube
like affair, adjustable as to direction
and length, that it may place the straw
where needed in forming the stack.
at the bottom where it receives the
straw from the machine, that has it's
o4tlet through the tube, thus sucking
all the straw and dust along with it
hence wind" stacker.
Midway on the machine is the out
let OF the grain. Not only is the grain
clean OF all trash and made ready for
marketing; but it is elevated to the
height OF wagon bed. In the old
days the wheat was winnowcd by the
tanning mill before fit to take to mar
ket. The farmer no more waits with
bushel measure and tally sheet to
count his treasure. The machine does
that. 1t weighs every bushcl, records
the same, and at any minute the farm.
CT may sec what mas been the yield
from the days work.
Over under the shade of the hedge
is the cook wagon-a little house on
wheels. The cook spreads table
through the middle Of the single room,
and thereon is waiting, when the
meal-time comes, plentiful lunch of
meat, bread, sauce and pie, with cof-
fee and milk for drink. The only
visible knowledge that the farmers s
wife has Of the presence of thrcshers
on the farm is the procession of wheat
wagons rolling by the house on the
way to the nearest elevator.
Even there the Improvement in the
harvesting procedure does not end.
The load Of wheat is weighed and the
whole wagon load dumped by means Of
a tipping platform on which it stands,
and the farmer receives his check
while it is being carried to the railway
car on track adjoining. Out in
Western Kansas, where on account Of
the difficulty in getting cars, the ele.
vators were filed to the roofs, and the
wheat kept pouring in, the dealers se-
cured circus tents, and using only the
side walls, dumped tens of thousands
of bushels inside them. In other in.
stances the wheat has been dumped
on the open plain, without pretence
OF cover or surrounding guard. Who
would care to steal it or what profit
would it be to take it when it could
not be shipped without the xnowi-
edge of the elevator managers? How
ever, the sight of these huge piles
is not unintercsting. Often they re-
main for weeks, the few rains do
ing no material injury to their con-
tents.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1901-07-10

1t is estimated that 1000, QUO
Chinese lives have been lost through
starvation or violent death about Pc.
king and ITEM tsin since the allied
force held sway there.
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lesssaM MAhnh@ GQCAI!ys asD v..s.s;..
M @ d HgDHVH Habits Curod at my Sspato,.
I53 E3 tum, In 60 days. Hundreds
s8 E3 OF r0ferencea 2S years O apecinty. Book on
EA J8 Home Treatment sent FREE Address
V2D q. M wOO1lEY, Ga D., Atlanta, Ga,
CITATION.
State of South Carolina,
County of A ndarsnn

State OF South Carolina,
County of Anderson.
By II. Y. FL. Nance, Judge of Probate.
Whereas, Sarah Frierson has
applied to me to grant her Letters of Ad
ministration on the Estate and effects Of
DR.. e. @. Frierson, deceased.
These are therefore to cite and admon-
ish all kindred and creditors of the said
e. G.. Frierson, deceased, to be and mp
pear before me in Court Of Probate, to
be held at Anderson Court House. on
the 18th day OF July, 1901. after pub
lication hereof, to show cause, If any they
have, why the said administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand thia 3rd day of
July. 1901.
r. Y. q. NANCE, Probate Judge.
July g. 1901 9
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1901-07-10

- Twenty torpedo boat destroyers
and torpedo boats will be turned over
to tue government by the contractors
within the next few months.
- 10 preserve picture frames from
flies boilthree or four young onions in
pint Of water; then with soft brush
or blender, 60 over the frame.
- It doesn't require the services OF
an eloquent minister to convert sgov-
ernment securities.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1901-07-10
To Cure A Cold In One DAY

OuHO "A OVtu III VH0 UHy
Take Laxative Bronco -Quinine Tab.
let's. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. e. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box. 25c.
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All, Ian lAANlElT1c COAST IINB.

TRAFFIC. ODaPARTlzNfyT.
g WI6luNGToN, ". o., Jan. is, 1901
Fast Line Between Charleston and Col
unlEiaand Uppar aouth Carolina, No9sE
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8 M A>v,.~,

This signature 10 on every box OF the eenu,ne
Laxative BromosQ Quiline Tablets
tho remedy that csFe9 o cold An. ONE day
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Ncs 50 sra g sclid Tsaina between Charlotte
s.SS IS. NJ H III RArnsos, Is,
- Gen I. Passenger gsnt. A.
i 3ts z. s.KEB1Ex, Ssfssaf tiss sSSef
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
The Kentuel,ian's Devotion,

The noblo vessel froighted with
900 barrels of whisky, had sprung n
leak and was fast sinking.
Come. sir STORMY epakc the cap.
tain, ms the last boatload Of pu@sen,
gers waited for the Wort to push or,
you are the only ono left, aud You
have not moment to loso."
captain" replied Col Bluegrass,
pale. but sclfposacsscd, Il shall 20
down with the ship"
MY dear" Mr. Finnlcky said to HIS
wife, II don't think those pills have
been taking have done me much
good
"Why, you haven't been taking any
for three wccksl"
Eyes. / have; I've swallowed one
three times a day as directed
you have? Then why ia It that
there are MS many left In the box as
there were three weeks ago? What
box have you been taking them from?'
This onc--marked for me-
Dear me, john That is my shoe
button box"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

Sheep in de fold go bah bah; bah. bah;
An de goose goes filly-a-tee,
Pigs in de pen keep a sQuealin' for
slop.
Big dogs barkin' like dey never will
stop:
Guineas in de tree go pot-rack, pot
rack,
An de goose goes filly-a-fee.
Il STOPPED him because he was out
of breath, and he lay back in his chair
and laughed a"3 laughed until tossed
a rabbits foot into his lap. The effect
was magical; he jumped fully ten feet
and gave a hoop which would have
startled a Comanche chief. Don't do
that no mo-, massa; dis niggah boun'
TO run if you does, said Nose and a
promise not to put any more hoodoos
on him, together with the gift Of a
dollar brought him around all right
again. Raking his bony fingers across
the strings he was soon drumming
the tune and began the negro dttty
about a Mr. Kimble,' which had
amused the little ones so much in his
younger days:
You can't guess what we had TO
supper,
Cum n rop -strop-bottle Mr., Kimble
Black-eyed peas and bread and butter,
Cum a rop-strop-bottle Mr. Kimble;
Beefsteak, ham and mutton chop,
Cum a rop-strop-bottle Mr. Kimble;
Make dis uiggahs lips so flippity-hop,
Cum a rop-strop-bottle Mr. Kimble;
Mutton chop, beefsteak, ham and peas,
Cum a rop-strop-bottle Mr. Kimb,e;
Go way, niggah, you'se hard to please,
Cum a rOp-strop-bottle Mr. Kimble;
After each he sang the chorus:
Fleero Fliro, Flimboree, Flavoray;
Rop-strop, periwinkle, little yaller
booger,
Cum a p-trop-bottle Mr.. Kimble.
Though age had left its telling
mark on the old negro, his voice was
clear as a bell and the minstrel of to-
day cannot equal it for genuine melody
and sweetness. The day being far
spent, l was compelled to leave the
faithful darkGy, though it was a pleas
ure to listen to the old plantation
songs which had been the life OF the
old slaves of the south, so l babe him
good bye and left the gray haired ser
dusky face"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

ditiou is accompanied by very Curl
Gus coincidence, for it appears that the
rather conspicuous black band across
the breast is not Of equal width on the
Of less decided color on the left or ex-
posed side, than on the right side,
which is next the stone and hidden
from view.
DarwjuianS Immediately told us that
this was an acquired pecul,arity, ac-
comparying the dsymmcry OF the bill,
which tended TO protect its owner from
hawks, or other enemies while search
ing for its food by making i, less NO.
.tiyeSble, since otherwise its dun plum
age was practically invisible among
the stones Of the strand. This seemed
nice and easy until somebody asked an
explanation Then the namralists
found themselves confronted by much
the same difficulty AS the philosophers
who could not be certain as 10 whether
the monkey was chasing the weasel or
the weasel pursuing the monkey.
Shall We say that the bend in this
ployer's bill is an acquired popularity
due to its evident advantage rs now
used, and that it has resulted in the
birds habit of always running in one
way around each stone, and hence has
been followed by the decrease of dan
crnrD,y cNlDr IN tbA mana ,NnNyn3 y{J,, -
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
The Hebrew az an Artist.

In every country whore the Hebrew
lives, he Is found taking his part as u
producer Of works OF art--whothor or
not he sim Identifies himself with
his race does not matter IN n consider.
alton of the effect made upon his en-.
orgleH by thousands Of years Of stead.
fast adherence to a racial idcal--and
whether ho be n painter OF pictures,
like Benjamin Constant; sculptor
like AntokolBki; n musician like Rub.
InHtcin or poet like Heine, we are
equally the inhoritors OF the results
Of his genius, the genius OF the He.
brew.--Catherin NJ Cohen in Wer.
ner'H Magazine.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
sonos That MolIie lister Sing.

With music grand an singers great,
Tn vast hall rings with melody;
Yet hove ii all-Dovc ii all,
My uchin heart docs long ter be,
Back in tn hills whar clear tn song
Nv birds Jest make tn canyons ring
An swoctor than tn birds ter hear
TIL songs that Mollic ustor sing.
Tn songs that Mollio ustor sing.
Them be tn sweetest ones ter me,
'Tworc Nellie Gray and Home, Sweet
Home
An othurs that tcrgottin be.
An sumhow this orchcstray crash
Jest janglcs with disCordont ring.
An don't near hit tn soft spot az
Tn songs that Molio ulster sing
Tn songs that Mollie ulster sing.
Her voice -twerc like tn mcddcr.
lark,
7 alters said whcnc'cr she sung
Tn very angels quit ter bark
At that sweet sound whose memory
Jest brings-wcll, tcars-does sortor
bring;
I'D give my life agin ter hear
Tn songs that Molic ulster sing.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

ply forhids the defenders of nroyfus
from seeking punishment for their
prosecutors In the criminal courts, and
II gives immunity TO the innumernhle
public officials. military mon and civil
ians who committed all sorts Of crimes
In order TO porpctuatc the felony of
MERCER and the iEiquIty of the court
martial of 1894. But will such meas
we, which contains not only the elc-
mcnt of amnesty, but that of suppress
sion bring peace to France
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

Washington. Dec, gS.-Tho statist.
clan OF the department of agriculture
estimates that the United States
wheat crop Of 1900 ut 629,229, sos
bushels. the area actually harvested
being 4s,A95,SS6 acres with an average
yield per aero OF 1920 bushels, The
production of corn In 1900 Is estimated
lg5,9S9 bushels, barley ut 6S,925,SSS
bushels. rye at 2$,996,g27 bushels,
buckwhcat at 9,566, 966 bushels, pota,
toes at 2l0,926,SQ7 bushels aud hay at
I60tt0,Q06 tons. The area from which
these crops were gathered was as fol.
lows. In acres; Corn SS,S20,S21, oats
q, S64.795. barley 2,S9t2Sg, rye l,b9l,'
$40, huckwhoat 637 $50, potatoes 2,6lt,.
054 and hay S9,ls3,S90. The corn
crop of 1900 is one Of the four largest
ever gathered, while the oat crop only
once has boon exceeded, On the
other hand. the barley and rye crops
are the smallest with one exception i'll
each case since 1887. The buckwhoat
crop Is tho smallest since 1883. and tho
hay crop Ia tho smallest. with one ex'
certion, since 1883,
Tho production of winter wheat is
estimated at S50,026.A0 bushols whllo
that of spring wheat Ia placed ut i72,'
goa 900 hushels, the area actually har-
vested being 26,2S5,S97 acres In the
former case and 1928, ASS acres In tho
| latter,
Tho winter wheat acreage which was
totally abandoned In Ohio, Michigan,
| Indiana and Illinois, IA finally placed
at 3,6927S7 acres, and the spring
wheat acreage totally abandoned In
North Dakota and South Dakota Ia
placed at t,793,667 acres. The extra
ordinarily rapid rate at which the
winter wheat acreage of Nebraska Ia
gaining upon the spring wheat acreage
of that state has nocossitated aroc
| ial investigation of the relative extent
to which tho two varieties were grown
during the past year, The result Of
the investigation Ia that while no
change was called for In the total
wheat figures OF the state, 690b7b
acres has boon added to the winter
wheat column Ot the expense OF the
spring variety,
The newly seeded area of winter
wheat Is estimated Mt 30,gS2 56A acres,
While thiB acreage IL slIghtly greater
than that sown In the fall of 1890. as
estimated mt the time, Il is 600.6bi
acres less than the area that was nc.
tunlly sown the discrepancy being due
TO that remarkable rapid development
of winter wheat growing In Nebraska
with which, aa above stated, the de-
partment's reports had failed to keep
pace. A comparison of the Gowly
seeded acreage with that or the fall
of 1899 shows that of eleven states and
| torrtorio, that eowcd q million acres
or upward with winter wheat "A year
| ago, Pennsylvania, Missouri Kansas
| California and oklahoma report an In.
| crease amounting to 97l, 70i acres
while ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois
! Texas and Tennessee report a decrease
Of l,7S010l acres. The acreage and
condition Of tho growing crop Dec
was 81 per cont. of the normal. There
are many complaints of the IGosslan
| ny
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
N. zola TO PRECEDENT Loubet.

Emile Zola's letter addressed TO the
President Of the French Republic"
says the New York Times, rs as char.
acteristic Of the writer's fine sense Of
justice as II is Of his eloquent and ag-
Rressiye rhetoric. But was It worth
while? II the passage Of the amnesty
bin in any way lnterfered with the in
diyidual rights Of the pardoned Drey-
fus, limiting Or annulling his right Or
further appeal. there would be album
dant excuse for VI Zola's determined
opposition. But II does not II sim.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

The Juugfrau (ramous Swiss noun
tain, beloved Of tourists, etc., is to he
reached by railroad similar to the
one shown in the illustration, Tourists
are distressed about It. They don like
the idea of The famous JunRtrau being
spoiled by a railroad, taking away the
pleasure of climbing. The proposition
to erect a railroad ON luugCnu has
raised the question rs to whether or
not these sharp mountain dcsconts are
dangerous to health from the rapid
change of atmospheric pressure There
is n h>t controversy among EWopoal
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
A DARWINIAN CONUNDRUM.
Why Is the Bill of the New Zealand
PoVer Bent to the Right?

rvo ,,iIos,nbors unnrovidad with
ovrIoratorv dato coming suddonIv
,non tho scano whom
Round and ,,,pnd tbo vinopar ing
Mo ,,,,.,1,,,. o,osod tbo v,e,soI
,,icb+ oosi1,, fam into . disnnta no to
which opa was chasing the other.
which sf,od in tbo relation If cousa
and which in that If effoct of the inn
nrIso to rum One can IMAGINE the ar
row Of or,rn,on+s tbot would nc mar
ebaued ON each side ia Droyo one ami
NAL or tho otber the cbaserandh iscom-
nanion tbe cbasee. Such dilemma
now and then confronts the reasoning
evoIutionist rs 70 the history of some
form or phaso of animal structure or
habits For cvamn1e.
The w,,v-bfuod Moved Of New Zen.
land is a neatly dressed hazcl-eved lit
rIe shore bird. which runs silently
ahead of Won as vau wall, along the
beach moving ranid1y ot the edge Of
the waves in search of food and nimb-
w bnt NOT nervousIv. koepinr ont of
vour way. yct thcv can RIM 50 fast on
iret occasion that as one writer nuts
If tbair IittIa hIacl, LOGS seen, to re-
vo,va like smokes NJ q wheel Tins
far nc e,ortsr,or oil know +boro is
notbirc ,orv ran,orlabIo obout this
nIovo,. bpt closer examination
rroyos tb,+ &c Mn fs o,o NJ tbo orr,-
aet,fas of ornithoIoov for fine ontor
third NJ +hie brod-awI-IiRa instrument
&c dacfdadlv hont toward tba ripht
Other birds have . midway bend down
ward os fs soan in tho oneIv mug of
tbo qorningo or . decided tiI+ inward
toward tha fin nc in fine casa of the
c,,r,ov,s and soma r,,,,r,irg birds bpt
IN M otbor hird 10 tba hoaI, hent eide
wave ne If occidantaIIv doformad
VIII, +bf,, ,I,,.o,. u,os fret brought
~ 7rro,o IN 1900 = Uos Indeed ro-
orordo5 -. dofor,,,i+,. o,d u.fso mon
doo1arod g oorId No, .bo otborv,iso Int
- 20, ,~rsor+1,, rrovod lsor 4ho rra+,v
,t.t,o oroo+,,ro = aor,,,,or ononob ~ Tho
an4trodo.l +,,,+ - MO-. ,,or,,oI and NO.
oharootortst,a o,a, 80 o,fcl,s &, tho
o,,r G. 40 r,,,,so,,,, mon bod - oorno
dog.u 80 anaIaa,aa - tba fo,d ob
sor,.ors -. w., bovo hoon dot,g oyor
si,oo tris+otIo bogo, 70 rrsat +bofr
cant no, INV bis - iso
Nov, s,,cb q foatr-o oe +rIs oarrot
no regorded as freal, or nnrnoseIass
and the b.bi+s of This BttIa mouse
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
ONLY Limited Reform.

She was determined to give moral
suasion a fair trial. ard Mt the con.
clusion of her kindly lecture she said;
besides, you must remember that
Santa Claus comes only to good little
boys
"Oh, well" he replied carolossIy
"I'lI be good the night he's due TO get
here"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
Retween Erlends. Of courae.

Eyes; he knolt at my feet" said the
one in blue.
"lndced?' returned the one In gray.
For fully fifteen minutes" went on
the one in blue
Some Of these shoe clerks are
awfully slow in fitting one, arc they
not2" suggested the one in gray.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
INTERNATIONAL SHOOTING.
Big Tourney For 1901 With Moving
Man and Deer Targets.

Man and Deer Targets.
The executive committee of the re
yiyod National Rifle association has
for the international rife
meet to be held next summer or fall
in September.
Challenges have already been sent
to England, Ireland, Scotland, Aus
traIia, France, Italy, Germany, Swift
zcrland, Denmark, Austria and Hol-
land, and the committee in a few days
viii send circulars to prominent bus
mess men Of the country asking for
of the meet which the New Jersey
tate Rifle association has promised to
ring off at Sea Grit.
The army, navy, II states and all
the prominent rife associations are in
tcrested in the movement, and civil
ians as well as army and navy men
will take an active interest. II rs the
idea to make the citizens and national
guardsmen familiar with the arms
which they may have TO use in time
of war, but which under the present
law they cannot buy even for use in
practice. At this meeting innova-
tons will be introduced in the way Of
running-deor targets, cunningham tar
gets and disappearing and long-range
tagets
A committee Of three was appointed
to draw up bin for presentation to
congress urging II TO take steps TO re-
yiye the interest in rife practice.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
Society.

The deacon--Mrs. Wadburn is great.
ly offended at your sermon against the
extravaganza Of social entertainments.
The pastor-Why did not point il
80 directly at her, did /?
The deacon--Thats just the trouble.
Mrs. Wadburn Is very Jealous Of her
social position. Detroit Journal.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

She What's the difference between
and variety?
e-Oh. You call II vaudeville when
you first get the habit Of going and are
still a little bit ashamed of tin.
Press.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
a Reminder.

Shc-I do believe you forgot that
this was our wedding days third an.
nlvcrsary!
He--Indeed. / didn't just met the
second Of the notes negotiated 10 buy
the furniture when we were married.
indianapolis Press.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
Cot His Pony.

Boy--Grandpa, wish you'd buy me
"a pony.
Grandpa Ga philanthropist) My son,
think Of the poor boys who can't even
get bread TO eat.
Boy was thinking Of them--the
poor little boys whose papas have
ponies to sell that nobody will buy
Gaiety.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03
Anything but Alias.

Mr.. Freedom Jackson--Whad yoh
gwinc name i'm Laurcia?
Mrs. acknowledging yoh jaikes.
Anything, 'ccpt Alias. Ise noticed boys
o that name ncyah comes to no good.
They're allu8 In the police cot
Brooklyn Life.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

Oiooliban-Woud you start upon
a long journey on a Friday2
O'Callahan-No, sir! Not because
Of any superstition; but OF believe In
being cautious, puck.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

Little BOy"Pa, why do they at
ways represent Victory as a woman p
pa when you get married one OF
these days, my son, you viii find out.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-01-03

Tommy-Paw, what is tact?
Mr. Figg-Tact. my son. is what a
man has not II he talks about his
mothers fine cooking just after his
wife has picked UP the stove lid litter
by the hot end ---IndIanapolis Press.