Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-06-30

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l1kjc cnzS Which Il ~ ho says. a smile
~ fheee thak lore Sc. an punch r..
thaQe that hate. as Tom Moore. tn pote.
says hessays. Land " liberty he says.
+ salute ye.' he says. wavin' his hat at q
soap facthry. Have ye declared yetg's
says . man at his elbow Declared what 2
says Hannigan. srh' things We have in tn
box. says tn man T have not says Han
nigan. TIL contents w that crate Is sa-
Well says tn man. yed betther slide
basemint w tn ship an tell what We
know he says. or IT'S mindin' bar'ls AT
tn pinitinchry yell be this day week. he
says.
We'll. Hannigan is an Irish Republican
that does what he's told. so he whit down
stairs an there was a lot IL ia-ads settin'
ar-round table. an says wan iv thin:
What's yer name, Tim Hannigan. am
ar-re We citizen iv this counthry?' We'll.
glory be to tn saints. sa. Hannigan. If
that amt Petite Casey. tn tailor's son.
Well, how ar-re We. an what ar-re ye
doin' down here? he says. Pm customs
INSPECTOR says tn boy, It's a good Job
says Hannigan. I thried FIR it wanst me-
silf, but jined the wrong organization
he says. 'Shtep out an have drink
he says. I've a bottle iv Irish whiskey in
me thrunk that'd make We think We was
swallowin a pincushion. he says. 'Sh-h.'
says Petie Casey. Man alive, yen be in
tn lookup in another minyit If We don't
keep quite. That fellow behind We is a
mannyfactherer Nv Irish whiskey in
Blocker shtreet an he's hand in glove
with Mack he says. Well, anyhow
says Hannigan, I want to give We a
blackthorn shtick FIR yer father he says
Lord bless me sowlr says tn boy Yen
lose me job yet That fellow with tn
Fred hair is IN principal Railway dealer
in blackthorns. His name is Schmidt an
Mack sinds him down here FIR to see that
tn infant INDUSTRIES " Railway don't get
the worst Nv it firm tn pauper labor iv
Europe he says. With tha TIL chief In
spictor come up an says he: 'Misther
Hannigan,' he says. ON yer worrud Nv
honor as an Irish gentleman an an Amer
lean citizen he says, have We anything
In that box that We cud've paid more FIR
in this counthry?' On me wurrud iv hon
or, says Hannigan. i believe ye.' says
tn chief. Swear him. Ye know tn SOL
emnity iv an oath. Ye do solemnly swear
be this an be that that We have not been
lyfn all this time like tn knavisfl scoun-
dhrel that ye would be If ye did?' he says.
1 swear, says Hannigan. That will suf-
fee says tn chief. 'Ye look like an hon.
est man. an If we've perjnred ye'ersllf,
ven go to JAIL he says. .Ye're an Amer
lean citizen an We wouldn't lie,' he says
We believe we an Mack believes an tn
screty iv tn threeasury believes We as
much as they would thimsilves,' he says.
Go down on tn dock an be searched,
he says.
'Hannigan says he wint down on tn
dock practicin' tn lock step, so he wud-
dent seem green whin they put him in
fr perjury. L won't tell ye what I SEQ
on tn dock. No, L won't Hinnissy. 'Tts-
mt anything We ought to know onless
we're goin' into tn dhry goods business.
Hannfgan says they hadn't got half way
to tn bottom of tn TRUNKS an there
wasn't woman firm tn boat that he'd
dare to look in tn face. He tur-rned away
with a blush an see his wife an childher
standin behind tn bars Nv a fince an he
started FIR thin. Hol on there saws a
polisman. Where are We goin?' he saws.
10 see me WIFE, ye gob,' says Hannigan
'fe'er domestis Jooties can wait ontil
We see about the Others he says. we're
a prisoner says he, till we prove that We
oughtn't to be- he says With that Mrs.
Hannigan sails out: Tim she saws
'Pah-pah.' she says Are We undher ar
rest" she says. An we promised me We
wuddent drink she says What ar-re
we charged witb2' she SAYS 'Threason.'
says he. 1 whit away fir m home he saws.
But that's no crime she says. Yet it is
says he. / come back, he says.
with that another Inspector come along
an he says: open that Trunk he saws.
Cut IN rope he says. Boys, bring an ak
an lave US see villa. this smuggler has In
tn box he says. What's this? black
thorn camel conhscate il. A bottle iv
whiskey. Put it aside FIR ividince. A coat!