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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Found Fortune and Love.

One of the most interesting romances
of the great Southwest has recently
come to light, and Miss Maxine Double
day, a young school-teacher at the lit
tie town of Laurel Valley, Tex, is the
heroine. Many years ago Macmillan
Doubleday was in love with the girls
mother. When she married his brother
he enlisted in the Southern army and
the family lost trace of him.
The soldier, however, always kept his
sweetheart's picture. Later he had
life-size portrait OF it made and of re-
cent years it has hung in a costly frame
in his handsome castle at COrdova,
Mexico 1t was this picture which led
to the discovery of his niece.
She has since her fathers death sup
ported herself and mother by her
school-teaching In the little Texas
town. A few months ago she went on
a visit to Brazos County. There she
met a young man, Lee Payson, who
told her of her marked resemblance to
the portrait of a beautiful woman
whom a friend of his loved in his
youth.
"And it is a curious fact" the young
man added, that his name is the same
as yours-Doubleday, Macmillan Dou-
bleday."
why, | wonder if it can be my lost
uncle!' the girl exclaimed. Further in
quiry proved that such was the fact
A reconciliation followed. The
wealthy Doubleday found his boyhood
sweetheart, who is now his wife. He
has made his niece his heiress and she
is soon to wed Payson, the young man
instrumental in bringing about all this
good fortune
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
MENDING POCKET KNIVES.

Sentimental Reasons that Lead People
to the Cutler's shop.
A man of an inquiring turn who had
read on the front of cutters shop the
sign, "Pocket Knives Rebladed and Re
handled" and who recalled the fact
that, when he was boy, he used to
get new blade put in sometimes when
he broke one out of his knife, found,
upon inquiry, that boys still get new
blades put in knives as they used to,
but that, as a matter Of fact, the peo-
pie who have pocket knives repaired
are mostly older persons, and that the
knives are likely to be valued for their
associations.
'T've carried that knife for fifty
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Sore On the Old Man.

"He said he'd rather go to jail
than pay his divorced wife's ali
mony."
"Did she let him go?"
"Yes; she said she'd rather see
him save his money behind the bars
than spend it over them. = Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
soulRE's WIFE TIED KNOT.
North Carolina Woman Marries Couple
In Huabaud's Absence,

North Carolina Woman Marries Couple
in Husbands Absence.
Squire Wade Bales is North Caro-
lima Trial Justice who lives in the
neighborhood known as Stewarttown,
which is twenty miles from any town.
Half of his house hangs in Chester
field County, South Carolina, and the
other in the Tar-HeeI State.
The State of North Carolina requires
a license to be obtained for marriages.
In South Carolina there is no such re-
struction.
Because of his location Bales has
found that fees for marriages cOnsti-
tute large part of his income.
North Carolina couples who are un-
able or unwilling to pay for a license,
or who are in an especial hurry, are
invited into the South Carolina side of
the house and there the service is per-
formed.
Everything went smoothly until a
few days ago. In the absence of the
magistrate a young couple drove hasti-
ly up and demanded marriage in South
Carolina. The squire's wife toad them
her husband was away. She said that
she could perform the service, as she
knew it by heart, and also knew the
sliding scale of charges.
The young persons were satisfied;
they were taken into the house and
married.
Several days later, says Philadel-
phia North American special, the girls
father heard that a woman had played
minister at his daughters marriage. He
promptly procured a license and a
preacher and had the knot retied.
Mrs. Bales has been notified not to
do any more marrying, but she cannot
understand why.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

There is more Catarrh IN this section Of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incuFable. For q great many years doctors pro.
nounced it g local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced 1t incurable.
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu-
tonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, man
ufGctured by F. J. Cheney d Co., Toledo, Ohio,
IL the only Constitutional cure on the market.
II is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
ateaspo0nful. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They Oder
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure, Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad-
dress, F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold By Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
A Lieht Repast.

Hungry Horace-Kind lady, can't
ye gimme somepin ter eat? | amt
ate nothin' sence day before yester-
day. !,
Kind Lady 8 And what did you
eat then?
Hungry Horsce-Nothin' but de
market report in an old paper
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
A M,,ruIIn. L.dv,, Maid.

A Bostonian while exploring the
files Of a paper printed in his town q
century ago came across this rather
startling advertisement; "H. Rogers
informs those ladies who wish to be
dressed by him, either on assembly
or ball days, to give him notice the
previous day. Ladies who engage to
and don't dress must pay half price. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
A Sure Cure.

"And you say that Jorkins was
cured of bad case OF insomnia by
suggestion"
"Yes, purely by suggestion. His
wife suggested that since he could
not sleep he might as we'll sit up
and amuse the baby. 1t worked
like a charm. - Chicago Record
Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
A Wonderful Well

M. e. A. Martel, the French explorer
of caverns, whose discoveries under
ground have attracted much attention,
reports that he has found in the De-
partment Hautes Alpes a cavity in the
form of a natural WELL" the depth Of
which exceeds that of any other
known. He has sounded it to the depth
of about 1,027 feet, but the actual bot
tom has not been reached.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Poor Start in Life.

"When l started out in life 1
didn't have a dollar to my name, +"
said the man who boasts.
"That's nothing" answered his
satiricaI friend. when l started
out didn't even have all my name
1t was several weeks before was
christened. Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Not interested in Eiay.

"They say the hay crop this year
will be immense.
How about the gasoline crop?"
"The what?"
Hang it, man, didn't you know
that ] had bought an automobile2"
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Terrible Pressure.

"The barbarians buried their pris-
oners in kind Of cement that con-
tracted as it hardened. You can't
imagine how horrible it must have
been"
"Oh, yes can. I have been in a
tight bathing suit when it started to
shrink. "-Chicago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
A Msr. Formally.

Haddon Erve-I want to marry
your daughter, sir.
Mr.. Goldrox-H'ml What are your
prospects?
Haddon Erve-Fine. She's willing,
so it doesn't much matter what any
one else says. -Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Mh.n lhs proportion !, Rlsht.

"But true love, you know" urged
the young man, "can live on bread
and cheese and kisses"
THAT may be true when the pro-
portion is right, returned the prac-
ticaI old gentleman, "but, unfortu-
nately, in your case, it is about nine
tenths kisses, Chicago Pest.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Each Anxious 70 Try.

Fame" said the man with the
melancholy eye, ''is but an empty
bubble"
"Yes," answered the friend with
long hair "But every man has the
idea that if he could get hold of it he
could turn it into a dirigible balloon. T"
Washington Star
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
NobIss,. obIiss.

"what are you staring at, NeIlie?"
"Oh, please, ma'am, with your hair
like that and your diamonds you DO
look SO like Lady Plantagenet Cling
ham that / was own maid tol Are
you any relation, ma 'am?"
"No-at least no near relation.
But you can have that pink silk
shirt waist of mine, Nellie.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Hard RsputatIon.

''You are wanted in a hurry at Mr..
Gazzam'sl" cried the youngster,
breathlessly.
"Are you sure they sent for me?"
asked young DR.. Killiam.
Eyes; they said you could not do
any harm. as Mr.. Gazzam's dying
now. w."-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Just So.

Little Elmer (who has an inquiring
mind)-Papa, what is frmness2
Prof. Broadhead - The exercise of
will power, my son.
Little Elmer-Well, sir, and what
is obstinacy?
Prof. Broadhead-The exercise of
won't power, my son. Puck
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Claiming Her Privileges.

'I want it understood, mum, !"
said Bridget before signing with her
new mistress, ''that / shall have me
g'lar afternoons off during the hot
weather without prejudyce to me va
cation of wan week in October, mum"
Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Robbers.

"Henryl Henry" whispered the
wife of the good citizen, there's
robber in the house.
"Lot's of them," replied Henry,
''in the house and senate, too, but
they amt circumstance to those in
the city councils. ."-Philadel phia
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Wei Received.

Simpson-We went out last night
TO serenade the Perkins girls.
Hopkins--Did it go of all right.
Simpson-Their father threw half
q dollar down to us and said please
play till daylight-maybe it would
help him to get some sleep. Chicago
Record Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

Freddy--And can you really and
truly remember Abraham Lincolng
Grandpa Why, yes, OF course.
You see, I'm a great deal older than
you are.
Freddy-Say, grandpa, how old
will have to be before can remem-
Der him7
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
No Gnawins HUNGER to Forbid.

Brown wonder why big strikes
always come on-o or come off-in
hot weather?
Jones-Oh, in hot weather a man
generally gets the idea that he could
sustain life on pump water-Chicago
Record Herald
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
News From the interior.

"The new telegraph editor is a
humorist"
"Well?"
HE heads an account of the can
nibal islanders eating the German
scientists, Trouble in Their Midst 4"
cleveland Plaindealer
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
Not Entirely Mute.

He-What / feel for you, Muriel,
I can never tell you in words. True
love is silent.
Muriel-Oh, no, ! assure you. 1t
speaks to papa.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

Whenever you hear a girl refer to q
man as an idiot it's dollars to dough-
nuts that she is In love with him and
he is in love with some other girl.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

EnR0 Permanently Cured. no fts or nervousness
THO after nrst DAYS aae Of Dr. klnes Great Nerve
Rssfuror send for FREE - 90 trial bottle and treat
iuA DR H KLINH Lta. sSl Arch St. RhilAdelphA. ka
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28
CnIonies as Kinodoms.

Queen Elizabeth was commonly
spoken of as queen OF Virginia. Vir-
ginia and Carolina were Kingdoms
under the Stuarts. Massachusetts,
was recognized as a sister kingdom
by Cromwell's parliament.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

l do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds,-JoHN F. Boyer, Trinity Springs,
Ind, Feb Is, 1900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

Pain, Suffering, Wizard Oil could not
live together, SO pain and suffering
moved out. Ask your druggist about 1t.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

Mothers viii find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-11-28

True. wit never gives birth to Ill
thoughts.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
Can cubans Govern Themselves.

One OF the best known diplomatists
recently declared that .ae Cubans are
incapable OF governing themselves.
and that the omitted States must main
tain its present control indefinitely,
or else annex the islands. There will
be those who will dispute this, but
there are none who dispute the well
established fact that Hostetter's Stom
ach Bitters Is capable OF controlling
the common diseases Of the stomach
II is a remedy that Is backed by ffty
years of success. II is an ideal medi
cine for constipation; a strength for
those who are predisposed to lung
troubles, and for nervousness 1t Is q
wonderful benefit. AS an appetizer II
is Incompatible. Those whose stom.
achs are out Of order should not fail
to try a bottle.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
NOTICE.
Coyote Springs Mineral Water.

The public is hereby notified that
the undersigned has resumed posses
sion of the Coyote Spring and that
no person except the undersigned is
authorized to sell or offer for sale
water purporting to be the product
OF the said spring. | am prepared to
deliver water of the said spring bot
tied in its natural state or charged,
as may be desired by customers, in
any quantities that may be desired.
A postal card addressed to me at
sos Silver avenue will receive prompt
attention and water will be delivered
to any part of the city. | guarantee
satisfaction to all persons ordering
Coyote water from me, and warn the
public that the genuine Coyote Spring
water can be obtained from no other
person but myself. Very respectfully
MELTON CHAVES.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
THE MoNTEzUmA ASSOCIATION.
Meet and Pass Resolutions on the
Death of r. A. Fjnjcal.

In the First National bank building
yesterday a meeting Of the directors
OF the Montezuma Saving. Loan and
Building association vas held, and the
following resolution on the death Of
the late Hon. T. A. Fnical was unani-
mously adopted:
Whereas, Hon. Thomas A. Finical.
whose death occurred February l3
last, has been a director in this asso-
citation since Its organization, IN has
always performed his duties with more
than customary zeal, and was at all
times willing and anxious to promote
the interests of the association and
its members and by his hopeful and
unselfsh disposition added to the e n
thusiasm of his fellow directors and
the members Of the association; there.
fore, be II
Resolved. That 1t Is due to his mem
| DRY to place on record our testimony
that In the death OF Mr.. Fnical the
association lost an earnest and able
associate and co-laborer OF exception,
al good judgment, an honest man
upon whom we could always rely for
assistance and sound advice. and q
true friend, whose memory we will
always cherish.
We respectfully extend our sympa
thies to his friends In their great be
reavement. Be IL further
Resolved, That a copy Of these reso
buttons be furnished the family of oui
deceased associate and each member
of the association.
The vacancy caused by the death Of
the well known director and attorney
was filled by the election of Hon. A
II. McMillen.
Secretary Gardner resigned his pc
sitlon In the association, and until
his successor Is elected. Mr.. Gillen
water will have charge OF the Office
The members Of the association ar,
taking a better interest in the work
and as applications for loans are be
ing received daily the prospects ar
exceedingly encouraging to the asso
citation.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
Stops
Falling Out

If your hair is coming out,
no wonder you are alarmed.
Ii means that you are to have
very thin hair, and that is
about as bad as badness itself.
The trouble is your hair does
not have life enough to stay in
the scalp. Feed your hair with
Ayers Hair Vigor and it will
be all right.
If the gray hairs are begin
ming to show, Ayers Hair
Vigor will bring back the rich
color of youth to them.
Dine dollar q bottle.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
THE CHA FOREST RESERVE.

Forest Supervisors Il. G. Mcclure, of
the Pecos river forest reserve. and +.
s. Breen, Of the San Francisco noun.
tain reserve. have returned from a
two weeks official inspection trip to
the ella reserve. They have been
appointed n commission by Superin.
tendent of Forest Reserves I. b. Han
ma to investigate the reserve and re-
port upon the advisability of cutting
down its area. in accordance with a
memorial to congress by the Thirty.
fourth legislative assembly. They
were at work upon their report yester.
day, and expected to have 1t completed
by this evening. They have given no
intimation for publication as to the
nature of their recommendations.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
A Few Interesting Pointers.

HOLY week.
Next Sunday Is Easter.
Good Friday approaches,
Last Sunday was Palm Sunday.
Little onions will soon be put In
their beds.
The stores are all gay with spring
goods.
April showers and May flowers are
now In order.
Eighteen minutes OF daylight was
gained last week.
March came In like a lamb and
! went out In a now storm.
Easter egg dyes are O offered In
the stores and some of the colors are
exceedingly pretty.
Spring was ushered In IN Thursday
| March 2lst-the day OF that import
ant phase in the revolutions OF our
planet when the sun in its progress
through the ecliptic comes to the
equinoctial circle, and the days and
nights are equal all over the globe,
the sui rising at 4 a. m. and setting
at 6 p. m. Now the days will gradu'
| ally increase, and the nights decrease
as spring advances. The sun going
farther north OF the line, his rays
striking more perpendicularly, be
comes warmer, the earth warns and
vegetation comes into life again.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
LAND OFFICE BUSINESS.

The following business was trans.
acted at the federal land Office In San.
Ia Fe during the week ending March
%, 1901:
Homestead Entries-March 81. Val.
entin Carilla, Punta, 100 acres. Valen.
ella county; Cipriano Bullejos. Punta,
100 acres, Valencia county; Thomas
Burns, Ration, 1907 acres, Colfax
county; Juan b. Tafolla. Puerto de
Luna. 100 acres. Guadalupe county
Felise Roibal. Rowe. so acres. San
Miguel county: Luis Rivera. Rowe, so
acres. San Miguel county. March %
Juan Nepomucemo Martinez, Puerto
de Luna. leo acres. Guadalupe coun.
ty: Elijah NJ. Fentun. Perea. 100
acres, Bernalillo county; Teoflo Lo-
peg, Pojoaque. 100 acres. Rio Arriba
county; Francisco i. Martinez, Wag.
on Mound, 100 acres Mora county
Melton Cisneros, Anton Chico. 1925
acres. San Miguel county; Juan Gri.
| ego de Cordoya. Puerto de Luna, 100
acres. Guadalupe county: Dionici
Maestas, Pintada, 16 0acres, Guada,
lupe county. March 25-Jose Sabine
Padilla. Springer, 1G0.2S acres, Colfax
county; ID. Alphonse Clouthier, Spring
er. 100 acres. Colfax county: Francis
quita Madrid de Martinez. Cobra, 16C
acres. San Miguel county; Basilio Ga,
llegos. Cobra. 100 acres. San Miguel
county: William Haight, Ignacio
Colo, 1889 acres, San Juan county,
March 26-Jose Leandro Mercure,
Lumberton, 100 acres, Rio Arriba
county; Antonio Il. Romero. Pojoaque,
100. "a acres, Rio Arriba county.
Final Homestead Entries-March 20,
Andrew p. Morris. Lumberton, 100
acres. Rio hrriba county; March 26,
Thomas Lester, Shoemaker, 100 acres,
San Miguel county; C%ayetano Sando,
val. Wagon Mound. 100 acres, Mora
county; March 81. Eleanor c. Hollen.
beck, e Mcclellan. Wagon Mound
100 acres, Mora county.
Mining Land Entry-Edward Hat,
ton. Paul George, The Banker Lode
Red River al trict. Taos county.
Mineral ADplic9tion-The American
Tui Cu,.so company. for thu CASTELAR,
and The Gem group, consisting OF the
Gem, Morning Star and Sky Blue
lodcs, Cerril!os district, Santa FL
county.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
Hoods ~J0rsaparilla

both. The deceased was q laborer
about % years OF & named Braulio
de Avila. On Friday he was found
wandering aimlessly around the
streets Of Juarez In an apparently de
mented condition and stopping every
one he met without any apparent OBJ
ject and asking the most absurd ques
tons. He vas taken TO police head
quarters and detained over night. but
as he appeared harmless he was re
leased yesterday morning and the next
thing heard OF him vas his tragic
death. This was learned from the Of
fcials OF Juarez yesterday. and 1t IL
believed that the follow al mental
ly unbalanced and may have deliDer
ately thrown himself between the
cars"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03
HOW TO GAIN Z

Persons have been known to
gain a pound a day by taking
an ounce of SCOTS emulsion.
1t is strange, but it often
happens.
Somehow the ounce pro-
duces the pound it seems to
start the digestive machinery
going properly, so that the
patient is able to digest and
absorb his ordinaryfood which
he could not do before, and
that is the way the gain is made.
A certain amount of flesh is
necessary for health; if you
have not got it you can get it
by taking SCOTS Emulsion.
You will find it just as use
full in summer as in winter, and
if you are thriving upon it don't
stop because the weather is
warm.
II you have not tried Il, send for free sample
It's agreeable taste will surprise you.
SCOTT 4 BOVINE, Chemists,
.og-,Is Pearl Street. New York.
y soc, and o. 90 all d~rusgists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03

Marion Kooke, manager OF T. NJ
Thompson, n large importer of fine
millinery. at 1858 Milwaukee avenue,
Chicago. says: During the late Sc
we're weather | caught a dreadful cold
which kept me awake nights and made
me unfit to attend to my work during
the day. One Of my milliners was talk.
ing Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
a severe cold at that time, which seem
ed to relieve her 10 quickly that |
thought | would try a bottle myself
II acted like magic and | began to i'm.
prove at once. | am now entirely
well and am pleased 10 acknowledge
its merits" For sale by all druggists
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03

veyed by the officers from the Indian
and land Offices, and they will not be
disturbed in their holdings. Miners
who have entered the reservation
since its establishment will be ordered
on. Il is believed by the Indian OF.
nee that the recent reported trouble
with the Nayajoes was due to the en-.
c%roachment OF white miners upon the
reservation.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-04-03

The uncovering of frauds In the
Philippines. relating to government
contracts and involving some army Of
fcers, is not surprising. in view of
the circumstances. The government
has sent a vast amount OF money to
the Philippines in the shape of stores.
supplies. etc, and II is not astonishing
that at least one case OF fraud should
| have come to light. The arrest OF tue
| r~ing.leaders shows that the govern
ment. in the Philippines as at home,
Ia not long in detecting fraud, and
that II is impossible to make a bus
mess OF robbing Uncle sam In any
/ part OF the world.