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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
Something New Under
The Sun"

All doctors have tried to cure
by the use of powders, acids,
gases, inhalers and drugs in paste form.
Their powders dry up the mucuous
membranes causing them to crack open
and bleed. The powerful acids used in
inhalcrs have entirely eaten away the
same membranes that their makers
aimed to cure, while paStcS and oint-
ments cannot reach the disease. An old
and experienced practitioner who has
for many years made Il close study an,t
speciality of the treatment of ofCATAltRH,
has at last perfected Treatment which
when faithfully used, not only relieves
at once, but permanently cures CA
TARRH, by removing the cause, stop
ping the discharges, and curing all in
tlamation. 1t is the only remedy known
to science that actually reaches the af-
hicted parts. This wonderful remedy is
known as "SNUFFLES the GUARAN-
TEED CATARRH CURE" and is sold
at the extremely low price of One Dollar,
each package containing internal and
external medicine sufficient for a
mouths treatment and every ything ne
ccssary to its perfect use.
"SNUFFLES" is the only perfect
CArARRH CURE ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and dis
gQsting disease, 1t cures all infama-
ton quickly and permanently and is also
wonderfully quick to relieve HAY
| FENER or COLD in the HEAD.
| ICATARRH when neglected often
hads to OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Mes" will save you if you use it Al
ace. 1t is no ordinary remedy, but {
omplete treatment which is positively
aarantccd to cure CATARRH in any
drm or stage if used according to the
directions which accompany each pack
gc. Don't delay but send for it ut once
;hd write full particulars as to your con
ition, and you will receive special ad
ice from the discovercr of this won
lerful remedy regarding your case with
hlt cost to YOU beyond the regular pric,
If "SNlFELES' the GUARANTEED
QATARRH CURE"
Sent prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt of
One Dollar. Address Dept. EDWIN
B. GILES Il COMPANY, 2330 and 2333:
Market Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
l6-ly
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

lent among children this season. a
well developed case in the in the writer
family was cured last week 10y the time.
ly use Of Chamberlain Collie, ChOlel;
and Darrhopa Remedy-oIe of the be.'
patent mt dicueS manufactured apt
which is always kept on hard at tn.
home Of We scribe. This is not intended
as Il free puff for the company, who Il,
not advertise with us, but to benefit lit.
tie sufferers who may not be within easy
access Of a physician. No family should
he without bottle Of this medicine in
the house, especially in summer time -
Lansing, Iowa, Journal. For sale Ey +
&. Duke. Druggist.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
per anu MAKE n rough urart."

per ana make rough drart.
Mrs. Bowser made no reply. She
would have given all her pin money for
the next six months If she could have
escaped from the house for the next
two hours, but she realized that 1t was
impossible. The family cat stood
around for four or five minutes. as If
wondering what she should do. and
then got out of sight under the lounge.
When Mr.. Bowser returned with pencil
and paper and got seated. he said:
"The night joined the Shakespear-
they saw facial resemblance between
me and Shakespeare. Did 1t ever
strike you that way"
There may be faint resemblance"
automatically replied Mrs. Bowser.
well. it doesn't astonish me. Our
ancestors were probably related. Now.
here goes for the ode. An ode is-an
ode. An ode Is rather high flown.
There are no jerks and jingles about
az ode. ANA the lines needn't always
rhyme. Lemmc lcmme sce.''
For the next two minutes Mrs. Bow.
ser ceuiI hear her heart beats. Mr.
Bowser sat and stared into vacancy.
and the cat came out OF hiding and sat
down and looked up into his face with
yparning expression. as il asking 70;
an ode 10 herself. Inspiration cam,
grudgingly. but presently the "odcist'
turned and wrote few words and
said:
THE start is always the worst. but
IL. .t,,l.
off with
''Bencath the budding trees OF spring
l'l1 tune my iyrc and sweetly sing.
"How does thar strike you?''
81 shouldn't exactly call that an ode"
replied Mrs. I'owser.
"Then what is it,"
ITS rhyme"
ITS rhyme. Of course. but it's an
ode at the same time. always minglr
the two together when can. I'll sweet.
ly sing-sing- sing-lemme see. All.
have Ii! And the first verse Will now
read:
"BCncath the budding trees Of spring
I'll tune my !Yrc and swertly sing
I'll sing of one whose great renown
is known in every single town.
ANY fault to find with thatr
"Only that 1t isn't an ode"
isn't an ode? If it isn't an ode. then
what in thunder would you call it,
What are you grinning at, and what In
blaZes Is the cat looking ut me that
| way for? Mrs. Bowser, | want no lev.
ity on this occasion. | have started out
to write an ode, and odes and nonsense
| don't go together"
"WilI you let me tell you that there
Is a difference between an ode and a
rhymcT
] "No, l won't! I was writing odes to
| Napoleon, Washington and others be-
fore you could spell the word, and !
want none of your impudence. What a
fool l was to expect any assistance
from your
Mrs. Bowser wisely held her peace.
and the cat turned her back, and after
Mr.. Bowser had walked around the
room three or four times he sat down
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
The Same Old Story.

J. \ Kelly relates ali experience SIM
liar to that which happened in alm"sl
every neighborhuud in the United States
and has b, eli told and re-told by thous-
an,is ol others. He says: Last sum-
mel had ali attack OF dy,sentrry and
purchased a bottle of Chamberlain :
toic, Cholera ard Djauhuea Remedy
wh'ch | used accoldiag to directions a, d
With entirely satisfactory results. Th.
trouble Was coItiuli. Il mucn quicker
than TONER attacks wh-n | used other
remedies Mr.. Kelly is we'll knowll
10y +. &. Duke, Druggist.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

RETURNED WITH PENCIL AND PAPER AND
GOT SEATED.
done me the honor to ask me to write
and deliver an ode to Shakespeare. |
thought I'd dash II off and let you go
over 1t with me. | don't suppose you
know an ode from n fall cheese-nO
woman does-but you can see If it
reads smooth"
"You-you don't mean that you are
going to write an ode and deliver it?"
she asked as she turned pale.
"Certainly I aih. Why nOtW
"But you have never written one, and
and
"And what? Who told you that I
had never written an ode? Because
don't keep ton or two of odes lying
around the house you think l can't
write one. eh? Well. don't you worry
I'll invent something to hit the crowd,
and I'll deliver II I'm way to bring
down the house. I'll get pencil and pa.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
House Burned BY Lightnins.

GAMBLER, Fla, July s-The fine
residence of J. Boiling, miles south of
Gambler. was struck by lightning dur
ing severe thunderstorm and burned
to the ground in few minutes. Mr..
and Mrs, Boiling were away from home,
leaving four children III the house at
the time of the accident. They were all
rendered insensible by the shock. Two
of the children recovered consciousness
barely i'll time to drag the other TWO
children, who were still insensible,
from the burning building. The lower
limbs of the oldest child of / / years are
paralyzed, and it is unable to walk. Ii
is wonder the children were not all
eremated, as the house burned so quick.
ly. Nothing whatever was saved of
household effects.
Su, scribe for THE TIMRS and KEEP
DOSted
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
A Superb Grip Cure.

Iohnson's Tonic is superb Grip
cue. j ives every trace OF Grip Poi
son from The system. Does it quick.
Within an "our IL enters the blood and
beginS TO II, .traiiZe The effects of the
puison WilIin il day it places Grip
victim bcyon the point of danger.
Within week, uddy checks attest re-
turn of perfect nealth. Price 80 cents
il it cures. Ask for Johnson's Chill and
Fever Tonic. Take nothing else.
l3-lV
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
70, IS, so Cents les
SOLD BY UNION DRUG co,
UNION. =. {.

Secretary Wilson says that the
sugar trust is about 10 be smashed by
the cultivation of beet sugar in this
country. Somebody should tell the
good old man that the sugar trnst
owns or controls nine tcnths Of the
beet sugar factories in the United
States.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
MIR. BOWSER'S ODE.
HE WRITES ONE TO DELIVER AT 4
( SHAKESPEARE CLUB.
His Lyrc Was Out of Tune, However,
and Neither Mrs. Bowser Nor the
Hungry Tramp Could Appreciate
His Poetic Genius.
Copyright, 1901, by c. b. Lewral

Copyright, 1901, by G. b. Lewral
Mr.. Bowser had such n solemn look
on his face when he reached hor:c the
other evening that Mrs. Bowser could
not guess whether he had got another
soft corn, failed in business or was
about to come down with the measles.
He did not leave her long in doubt,
however. Drawing himself up with n
good deal of dignity, he said:
You will perhaps recall that I joined
the Shakespcarean club about a month
ago"
IL remember that you were out one
night until o'clock" she replied.
What If was out ten nights till 3
o'clock? / think am able to take care
Of myself"
"Oh, certainly! But what about the
Shakespeareans? Are you going again
tonightW
"Not tonight, but l have some work
In connection with it. The club has
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
SOLD BY UNION DRUG co.
UNION, :. &.

1t is fine point to say that Cen
eral Smith opposes Quay and the
Philadelphia gang as Pennsylvania
and not as a member of the adm mis-
trarion. However, if the President
wishes to dodge responsibility in the
matter let him do so.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

After predicting "no relief for
three days and seeing the temperature
fall daily from thunder storms, the
Weather Bureau predicted cool and
rain only to see the weather hotter and
dry as bone. Itwould pay to get the
Bureau to predict hot and dry for
while. Or consult Hicks.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

there are six american millionaires
who have become naturalized British
crs. lr pleases them and it pleases
the United States; whether it pleases
the British is another thing.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

The official report of ship building
in the United States III the fiscal
year 10000 shows an aggregate cf
over 100000 tins, the largest for 46
years. Yet, now is the time select
cd to clamor for subsidy bill.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
L MON. =. &.

Porto Rico will come within the
tariff laws of the United States OIL
July %. Senator Aldrich tried to gel
the President 20 shut her out fo,
several months longer on rretext Of
testing her revenue abilities, br
William was afraid to make the play
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
The BeSt LiniHleuf for Strains.

MIR f. ii Wells, the merchant a
Deer Park. Long Island, \. V, says:
"I always rtcnn,mrnd Charherlain's
Pain Balm rs the b' 81 liniment for strains
| used il lrSt iI;cr Tor Il severe lame
utess in The side, resulting from strain.
and was greatly pleased with til. quick
relief aud cure it effected. For sale by
f. c. Duke Druggist.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
Health Office Hours.

Will be in my office, at the Council
Chamber, from 10 a. m. to II m. every
day, Sundays and holidays excepted, GoI
the convenience of citizens wishing burial
permits OF to transact any other business
pertaining to the office
2t--tf w. ID. HARRIS.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

Isn't it possible that some part ot
the general rise in price during the
last year or two was due to the cut
ting off of the Transvaal gold supply,
amounting to one-third of the world
output!
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

Mark Twain's missionary articles
seems to have been entirely justified
by missionary Reds admissions and
by General Chaffee's report on mis-.
sionary Tewksbury.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

The Boer prisoners at St. Helena
are printing a paper called "Dekrags-
gcoapgenc. No doubt it expresses
then feeling IN the subject.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

General Macarthur is now on his
way home from the hot climate Of
Manila to a nice, cool vacation in
the delightful climate of the United
States.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19
Look Carefully
To Your Kidneys
DR.. .Jenner'S
Kidney Pills

cause the kidneys to work as
nature intended they should.
They build up the shrunken
walls Of the Kidneys, as no
known remedy has been found
to do before.
As a cure for urinary troubles
they have no equal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

North Pole seekers may be crazy,
rut there is certainly method in their
madness at this time of the year.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1901-07-19

Su, scribe for THE TTMRS and keep
posted.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
ANOTHER RAILROAD LINE.
Road to Connect Great Falls and Bi
lings Will be Built Soon.

Road to Connect Great Falls and Bill.
Iings Will be Built Soon.
In confirmation. If it were needed,
of the statements made by Senator
Gibson in a recent interview in which
he declared that railway would be
built from Billings to Great Falls, con-
Meeting the Burlington. Northern Pa
cific. Great Northern and Great Falls
& Canada, is a letter received in the
city from Peter Stems. one of the best
known railway contractors of the
country, who built a large portion of
the Great Northern line in Montana.
says the Tribune.
In this letter. addressed to former
business associate who is a resident Of
this city. Mr.. Stems states that he
has been offered the contract for
building the line between Billings and
Great Falls. but that he refused to un.
dertake it because of the brief time
period provided and the great diff.
Guilty in securing laborers for such
work. The company desired to have
the road completed before December
Is. and Mr.. Stems considered the task
impossible.
It will be remembered that Senator
Gibson stated that the line might be
built this year, and the letter from Mr..
Stems shows that the company is
anxious to have it completed at an
early date and will undoubtedly com.
mence construction just as soon as
men can be secured.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
Figs.

After figs have been collected they
are dipped In boiling brine and then
dried ON trays for from two to four
days, according to the weather. The
dipping is supposed to bring the sugar
to the surface and hasten the drying.
After being dried the figs are placed
in Sweat boxes" holding 1900 pounds
each. where they remain for two weeks.
Then they are washed in cold salt wa
ter to remove all dirt and are packed
by women and girls in half pound, one
pound and ten pound boxes in layers,
being split preliminarily with a short
bladed knife.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
Lake THE HOTEL GLACIER Mcdonald

Now open for guests. The hotel has beer. en-.
better accommodations than ever before. Lo-
Gated at the best fishing grounds on Lake Nc
Donald, and is also the starting point for all
places of interest in the Lake Mcdonald region
including the glaciers, Avalanche basin, Camas
lakes. etc. Saddle and pack horses for side
trips in the mountains. Steamer F. l. Whitney
leaves the foot of the lake daily at a. m. and
returns in the evening, making connections
with Nos. 8 and on the Great Northern. For
further Information address GEO. 4. SNYDER,
Bolton. Montana
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Wall Paper-The largest and fines
stock Of wall paper ever shown IL
Kalispell at Halls, 1T Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

This hot weather takes the starch
out of collars and cuffs. The Kalis-
pell Steam Laundry will put it back
again for little or nothing.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

We just bought car loads of Gar
land and Peninsular stoves and rang
es at low price and have some good
bargains to offer. Call and see u.s.
Mcintosh Hardware 60.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Pabst-America's leading beer-on
draught. Kalispell Liquor and Tobac.
co company. 27-7-tf
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

The grand banquet and ball Friday
night under the auspices of the
Knights Templars of the city bids
fair to eclipse any thing in that line
ever given in Kalispeil. Final prepa-
rations are about completed and a
large number of visiting knights are
expected to attend.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Mrs. c. c. McEachren of Spokane.
who will be remembered "a singing
at the opening of the Mcintosh opera
house several years ago, is in the
city as the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
James Mettler.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

II you are thinking of buying a
range do not do so until you have seen
the Superior. They have no equal
Letter & Stocking.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

We guarantee our Horshoe Brand
Mound City mixed paint to be the
best in the market. Mcintosh Hard.
ware Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

A carload of buggies, surveys and
spring wagons just unloaded. Come
and make selections while the stock is
complete. Mcintosh Hardware COM
pany.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Lake Morat, in Switzerland, has the
curious property Of turning red every
ten years owing to the presence Of GER
tain aquatic plants which are not
known In any other lake in the world.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

II you want mower, binder of
steel rake call and see the Deering.
They are the leaders. Mcintosh
Hardware Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

The kalispeII Steam Laundry tele.
phone is number 5. Use this often;
we are busy, but like to answer
calls.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
KALISPELL BRIEFS.

Mrs. A. M. Thornburgh of Dawson
City. Alaska, arrived in the city last
evening to pay a visit to her sister,
Mrs. w. G. Whips. Mrs. Thnrnburgh
will remain for some time.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

A car load of Idaho lime, the best on
earth. at Bader's. at the rear of the
West hotel. Phone No. 2.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Pure silk front shirts at Merigold's
for 81; cut price.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

In connection with the visit of Rev.
r. M. Craven to the conference of the
NJ. E. church at Missoula the follow
ing is taken from the Standard: "R
M. Craven, chief of the Flatheads,
was one of the jolly members in the
conference. His people at Kalispell
surely appreciate him and his good
work"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

The Flathead Nurseries will have
q full line of fruit trees for next sea-
son. For further particulars write
J. A. Fossum. proprietor. Bigfork.
Mont.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

The members of Black Eagle COM
mandery, No. 8, Knights Templar,
have been invited to visit Kalispell
Friday night and attend a banquet and
ball in honor of Maj. J. II. Monteath
of Browning. right eminent grand COM
mander of the grand commandery of
Montana. who will institute a COM
mandery in the Flathead metropolis
that day. For several years there
have been many knights Templar in
Kalispell, majority of whom received
the cOmmandery degrees in Great
Falls. They have had no regularly in
stituted commandery. but have been
working under a dispensation. The
banquet and ball are expected to be
the most brilliant social events ever
given in Kalispell.-Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Don't forget the half price clear
ance sale of summer goods at the New
York store, August IL to II.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Room Mouldings - A beautiful as
sortment just received at Halls, II
Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Our new number is PIP Conrad
block. Bronson & Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Take a bath often at the Kalispell
Laundry and keep cool.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Meals Enamels, the genuine, q
Halls, III Main street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Doctor Crowder, dentist Room Z,
Adams block.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
STRAY THOUGHTS ON WOMEN.

STRAY THOUGHTS ON WOMEN.
BY magnanimous act of forgive
ness, a wife may regain the love of
her husband, and husband that of
his wife. An act of sublime generosity
goes straight to the heart and fixes
it. The guilty one will then realize
the enOrmity of the fault committed,
and devote a lifetime to the atonement
of it. Forgiveness is far-reaching. al
most divine
The most important factor in the
happiness of home is cheerful, low
ing and caressing daughter. A father
and daughter who are pals" is a
sight for the gods to enjoy.
When wealth comes in at the door.
love and happiness often fly out of
the window. (Revised proverb)
l don't want to have anything to
do with angels-this side of the grave;
women are good enough for me.
-
Happy the couple, when the wife is
cooking the dinner and the husband is
turned out of the kitchen for kissing
the cook!
The first duty of woman is to
teach her children how to respect
and love their father.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

THE DENTAL PARLORS OF DIR. A. B CUT
Ter will be closed during the month of August.
TO HOME BUILDERS-15O DESIGNS AND
plans for cottages and houses, ranging in cost
from 81 900 to $4,000. P. j, DonohOe, Architect,
IS w. Granite street Butte.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14

Cordovan fire and waterproof gloves
at any price $1.O0 at the Eastern.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
WAN'rE ED.


WANTED-AT ONCE, FIRST-CLASS SILK
and Flannel washer. American Steam Laun.
dry. 8-13tf
WANTED = FROM TWO TO FOUR JOUR-
to 500 per day. Apply to Stanley Brothers.
Kalispell. Stiff
WANTED-ROOMERS AND BOARDERS BY
the week or month. Apply to Mrs. McCaig,
Sixth ave. E. between Third and Fourth SITS.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-14
FOR SALE.
FOR RENT.
o o o o o o .

FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS, 80 FRS.
avenue east.
The colored American., 1901-04-20
(DZGDNQDe

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plain quesOnwOud
N
glad
VIII satisfied in
N to-day
Hair will positively
Trouble
e will
applied
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will
forever o.
the haira in q application
EN of
blemhes the old look young and the young
.sS
az We package Scalp Soap
absolutely E anu no soap Out q pure soap "0oo ever
The colored American., 1901-04-20

Recognizing the fact that there SO and
cOlOred
cOlOed people
claimed it, and the confidence Of
the
fne beautiful April
the other
which
and the coored buying these compounds
filled than good To
these waDnbe careful Do