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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21

~ RDINARILY the interference
of councils in the business
operations of a public service
corporation is TO be deplored
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21
Situations Wanted.

SITUATION WANTED-IN STORE OR OFFICE,
by young man who understands typewrit-
ing and bookkeeping Il. L., eare of Tribune.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21
Gardiner vs.. Harrison.

.HE NEWSPAPERS of the
country are still re-echoine
- IN praise of the thorough
;,,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21
Real Estate.

HOUSES AND LOTS FOR SALE AND RENT IN
all parts OF the city. See J. &. Iuriiieh
Real Estate, BIZ Lackawanna avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21
The Board of Trade BANQUET.

TNRoM EVERY standpoint the
board of trade is to be con-
Il graduated upon securing as
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-01-21

J. G. IuRfLlEIT, REAL ESTATE, SPEAK
German and English. II YOU have any house.
for rent and cannot rent them why do you moi
let me have them2 j. c. Zuraieh, Real Estate
5l7 Lackawanna avenue.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-04-13
CHAPTER y lISIl

Arrival OF Elders Pratt Rog ms and Grouard
on Tubuai-The First Preaching and the
First Raptlsms by Elder Pratt on the Pa
Clhc Isles,
The three surviving Elders on board
the Tlmoleon (Rogers, Pratt and Grou-
ard spent New Years day, lsi4 in quiet
nedhation and praying earnestly that
God, whose servants they were. would
prosper their efforts and grant them
success on their missions. Jan. 3, 1874,
they sighted the Tristan D'Acunha ISL
ands, lying southwest of Africa, In lat
81 deg. south and 90 deg north of
Greenwich There are three islands IN
The group. namely Tristan d'Acunha.
Nightingale and inaccessible, but only
The first named island was inhabited
In lNll After passing these islands
the Timoleon took an eastorly course:
on The 2jth she doubled the Cape Of
Good Hope and thence stood on for the
island OF ST, Paul which was reached
on the goth OF February. There three
boats were lowered. and twenty barrels
Of fish OF the rock cod species. caught.
The next day G'eb. 2lsO the passen-
gers, including the missionaries. went
on shore and found nfty or sixty mis-
cradle looking Frenchmen and one
American, which constituted the in
habitants Of the island. Elders Grou-
ard and Rogers assembled a hill on the
ISLAND, where they had an opportunity
TO pray undisturbed, a privilege which
they had not enjoyed for months.
Continuing the voyage, the Timoleon
made the southwest cape OF Van Die
mans Land CTasmanla) March 10Th: on
the last day OF March and the first Of
Aprl she passed the islands called the
Three Kings" near New Zealand and
thence pursued her course toward the
Society Islands
ArrN 30th 1919 the Tim0leon arrived
at the island OF Tubuai one OF the Aus
trial islands situated In lat % deg 70
min. south. and long. $50 deg. east OF
Greenwich. The captain had not in
tended 20 touch at this island. but IN
passing he concluded 10 send a boat 20
the shore and learn II this land afforded
anything he wanted. his object being TO
recruit the ship. This gave the mis-.
sionaues an opportunity of landing
which they gladly embraced, after be-
ing shut up on board the ship for al
most seven months. They found the
natives on Tubuai quite friendly AMI
very religlously disposed. although
lUtif were no W ill' missionaries on the
island at the time, neither had there
been for a great length OF time As
soon as the Inhabitants learned that
there were Christian missionaries with
the Timoleon, they were very anxious
10 have one or more Of them stay
with them. After due deiibcration tho
Elders thought IL best 10 comply with
their wishes and 10 fell 90 the lot OF
Elder Pratt o. remain with them
This was also according 10 his
. own choice, for although he
was loathe 10 part with his
companions and cast his lot with a
strange people all alone he felt con
/ WINGED that II was his duty 10 do 50.
I lie could speak a few words Of the
Hawaiian language which the Tuhuai-
/ ans could partly understand At this
| time the island OF Tubuai had nearly
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-04-13
CONSU MPTION

is almost as deadly as ever, al
though physicians know they
can cure itgenerally, beginning
when most of the lungs are
still sound, and even some
times when a great deal of
damage is done.
The people don't know it
yet. They have been told;
but they don't believe it; they
don't act on it.
SCOTS emulsion Of cod-liver
oil is one Of the principal
means Of cure.
There are other helps dry
air, sunshine, country, sleep,
regular habits, right clothing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-04-13

Arrival OF Elders Pratt, Rog RS and Grouard
on Tuhuai-The First Preaching and the
First Baptlsms by Elder Pratt on the Pa
Clhc Isles
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-04-13

TYPEwRITERs AND SUPPLIES
]. Rogers & Co. iO9-lo d. II. Walker
Bldg
The Wonderful Chicago. $685. As E, End
So.
The evening world., 1901-04-19
Buffalo Bill President
Of the College Of the
Plains, in Wyoming,
Near Yellowstone
Park.
Eastern Headquarters
Will Be in This City
A Course Of Three
Months for $3.50.

From Government, scout 10 President
-, college Is now Col William f
'-iy's record.
Articles ~ Incorporation II tn" '"iN
Military college and lrfcrnatiJnh!
Academy 81 Rougt, Riders were Med
yesterday in the ONCE OF IN" Secretary
II state a, Trenton. y J The college
ia. capital nf S",."n and is ssiab-
A,h"d - train youths In m ii'ary
.ci.rc.. nc:,cs. scouting. cavalry rid-
NJ ,ui rough riding.
Cnl William "ay ,Hu:Ialu BID. Joan
Schuyler crosby and Charlie. y turley.
d. New York. Loui. cook. .; Newark.
lnd B-is Gen. Edwin V. Sumner. L.
y retired. ar" n" incorpoFatoFs
,nI. Cody IL Presld-n: ~ the college.
CO. Crosby. ex-t:ov--rnr "' Montana
ara m.:nn.r OF Gen. Shcr dams san
Eifst vicc-irc-:!.nt, AMI Mr cur.c'.
Sce,Ld vicc-rr. .li"ui Erit Gen sum
t.r Is Commanding General ava Treas.
ur,r
The location "t tn. college l. in Tn"
p"nrt II abe famous Six Horn Basin.
!.ig Horn county, Wyoming. thirty-'iE"
miles from AMI tributary 10 the Yellow
.,su, National r-rk The college has
purcalS.=i ">,.nsiN" grounds ana Is
erect nr c"mfortnhi. quarters hr!il OF
logs AMI fashioned after old block
house forts
In addition 1" the ten hing 90 military
arm and tactics. the siui"uts will learn
Al the craft OF frontier ~. On" ~ the
objects sought /" hs v;rain.d l. 20 III
IN. students ~ tn. coll"s. .ur practical
camp Ne ana 10 be ailt II command a
company -! soldiers TIL. Eastern head.
quarters Will be In charg" ~ Col.
crosby. At No. ilc3 Broaiway New
York
Co! cody h!msel, Is enthusiastic
over The scheme. II. regard. a str.nU-
uus He on the plata. ns splendid hos
pFnl FOR bruxsn.dpwn scIons. IIolnhru
wnyrird sons aud others !y need OF,
open air
Col. Cody would no; say to-day that
the es;abI!shmcn; OF the college WAS an
EFFORT toward The reform OF ~" Younger
NAL. spcCi,s and, while 1t t. pa!p,h!"
that the college vii! thrive" h. doe,
not wish 10 hold out u to, strenuous: NJ
!" the young men -, the aN,l foreign
The evening world., 1901-04-19
F IRE STARTS
IN AUTO TANK.
Works OF LoconobiIe
Company o. America
Threatened.

\ snn-A 'rnu alru " rlro .1''!ns
into IN" ~ ih- anas ~ p nit 'l,hla Ia
ih ms building ~ me ln robir com
.p'nl W ,uornl Sryou' -i>5n ,rrc,
AWd WnllAay N@9'r ltsi. mort
INK cnusrh ln yNl nsln nud nro
M ur nAS hur'
Tho nu'amnhlla H4lllns IL h,r rtnri4s
Flgi. 'rhrr" AZ" w.ib -. 1utamortc-
HsaTtd ,horp hiauy " I,r-r NInnE 70
ih resident. Of IN, neignhrEharl
JUST hpw the tire starred ). not known.
SOM On. n"lrl ~ oYpp.ln Ia 'h'
ot-cmcn, and me employees rnsnns
dpwn-ttir. found al automobile
wrIupcd IN rtin"S
SMOKE hrny" the men :-on tho bulls
ms lai tr ,nrm was turned in IN =
hurry. m" r,m.s had spread 10 nc
woodwork by tlr time the nrem.u al
rye!
rive streams w"r" turned on. ard the
Moor where the IRE occurred soon
naod.i.
The flames We're under control IN NJ.
teen minutes. but In that short space
oi time uoout $500 damage was done.
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lands whose relatives wOUi A-ict'n.
snc;r departure from II. sccn.s o: their
nativity with loud acs.a!m aui No
"ral allowance
iIn'h Col Cody and Gen. sumner. lS-
crtuir-S to the .atest hdv!ces received.
w"IIl thoronshly dsprrShs. l"r shoe
son -! , New York millionaire. SuCh
prrcr lure At IN" Cody col!rs. would
not only 70" rude and lfncouth ont would
tend - discourage the importation OF
Hofily young nobl"Ea"n aud II under
stood th.;" ar" many anxious fathers
wl In; 10 hcrrm. "s.luri"rs
Il I'M very nugh IN earnest about
thl- matter" -aiI III cody to re-.
porter OF The Even ~ VOL! today II
Ac.icy" that many persons cDg,i d. pay
slCa'ly benefited hy tnr-- months %.
moo" IN the open air ~ Wyoming. II"
ii", ~ thi- corptrhtiuu - 20 . ~ III"
Nluuy men Of The world military tactic-.
siyr tArm a thorough knowledge r'
wool GRAF, and prairie cfh't, camp III"
lui al thu' IL hazard as 10 on" on the
frontier,
The evening world., 1901-04-19

I'VE haven't gone int" this "ntcrpris.
Hi.h n. iI.n "t earning money. bu;
fntacr u possible. 10 brink forth IN
later wears frG:r men chpah,e Of night
Ing lNiS country \ wars. II Nee! D"
AS w- nos par Il !-D VIII sumo.
10 transport ans tnt from New York
10 IL, college, - st"p him th"r. 'hrce
months VITA food ana lodging. 20 get;
him T, morse. saddle. Ir,dl" AMI ~! 49,
Cuuir"T"ni., 10 teach him narksman-
ship; to supply him with guns and
ammunition: {" tcach him 10 trial. amt
Ride. ANA scout. and Ia care for himself
on the prniri" ~ ~ III" mountains. u
occasion demands
And T.! ~ The 'ni 81 tn" three
months. h Wishes 10 return 20 New
York hts transportation Viii 10 pro-
yilie,i %
The evening world., 1901-04-19

\ daring burglary which occurred IN
III" Arlington section ~ tn" town Is
putting the detective abilities %. the 30.
H." .: k.irny, y j, to a severe iest.
The thew. selected the home ~ Pb-
!ir.m,n Charles shepherd for ,h"!r opt r.
atoms, Il IL on schuyler avenue. near
Ia" Arlington Meadows. and ,ijoins
an ahar.!Nned copper mirr
The policeman was .,bscEt on duty at
the time ~ the robbery. En,rInc" was
mai" 10y cutting out pane -, sll's
from on. OF the ower windows The
men made their WY 10 the room ot Mrs
Shepherd She was awakened by the
sound 81 footsteps near her bedside but
before she could civ. an alarm towc!
WAS forced into her mo.,h as . gas ana
she was securely bound
The evening world., 1901-04-19

"onlh Ike TO fin! rThomas Conway
gave MS address as o. .bi Seventh ave-
nur. lie went on ihc hon! ~ a man
who had deserted hts VIII" and n woman
who had deserted her child This man
offered "a security the AJAX mis- prop
cry a Eleventh avenue AMI Fifty.scv-
-rsh and + .ty-elshth streets
The man rot only did not OF the AJAX
mills. hu. occupied - furnished room IN
he seventh avenue house. II, gave the
bonds n ~. Centre street Court abou,
u month ago.
!incsnxo l.tAno. on the bond OF
man named R!ca. who deserted his VIE.
said ne lived at No. ia Centre street.
and owned the property. When Oficer
Barker was cent ,hr.e to nni him h.
ME. Secret -Srvicc men who said they
we're looking tc- him. too. FOR counter
ie ling
The evening world., 1901-04-19
GAG WIFE;
LOOT THE HOUSE.
Home Of Policeman Shepherd at Arlington
N. j., Ransacked in the Night.

one OF The men threatened to XIII her
Il n. made an ou,cry. Tn. ,h.cvc.
,hcn rinsackcd the house from top 70
bottom Among the articles oh'Iinca
wcrc Two god watches valued AZ $40 ana
81 IN ra~h. quantity ot cl"th!n. and
numerous other articles q! value.
While the men we're a, work Mf''
Sa.phc!d managed to free herself a"a
screamed Alarmed AT the cutlery, the
men ran iowns;a!r. and, jumping
,hTous, the window by which they had
.nt-r..i mad. their escape 10 the hcar-
rs meadows.
a farm hand. who sleeps In the house.
was aroused by the wc;nnns shouts. bur
N,K unable 30 give pursuit. the thieves
having Stolen h,s Clothes
mo Kcnrny authorize. have notified
the police -. rcighh'.-nE cities and
town. to b" on the lockout.
The evening world., 1901-04-19
HELD At BAY
BY MADMAN.
Shot One Man and
Then BIazed Away at
TaiIor's Dummy.

PHILADELPHIA. April is.-fear Of:
arrest Deriu.. 81 duel he ILI !vaghi
Nth his brother IN North carolina l!U.e
James J iiafpid, nigh, Waterman At
lIoutnpy'- restaurant on I!nc street.
INSANE. He shot ana ts.r.OG-iy wpund"G
ty.icrt Pleasant. !cnUa "iup.uJ.e ana
men ourr!caasd himself or an upper
iiopr OF IN. building ana ien,l "A paioon
\. ooliCe
The iunlt!c was armed with re-
oliver and he shat u: every person u
,xi.: 4 hat held ~ 'front.' o: "a door
,ny was perforated hy Il bullet 10;
.,,,;rr was used in u vain effort to ais
,oIg. H. munih". but h" Was finally
r.itursd Will. h" was shooting AZ :,
.piior's dummy placed In III. hnilway
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THoRN's SISTER IN COURT.
GuId-".uppr MurtIrrcr's Relative
says Husband Thrrn tened Her.

Paulin. Mcnkc. OF Tenth avenue and
For,y.t,r.t street, sister OF Martin
Thorn who .as ciectro.u'cd In Sing
sing :Jr numbering Guidcnsuppc. ap.
peared this morning IN tn" West Side
Court "a com pia .n!,at against her hus-
oani. Paul. whom she charged with
non support.
The husband II "A butcher. He said that
hi. wife had on several occa sions
threatened his Ne with II carving knife
and that he was afraid to live with her.
She In turn charged Mcnke with
thre ,tening her HE. The Magistrate or
f-,-d Mcnke to pay hts wife - u week.
The evening world., 1901-04-19
4. =. senator rye !. here.

Among the passengers who arrived
to-day on the steamer Cherokee from
San Domingo was Senator william r.
Frye. OF Maine.
The evening world., 1901-04-19

CITY May BuS Hamilton Grange.
ALBANY. April Ex-senator 1iater
introduced a bill to-day to permit New
York CITY 80 purchase Hamilton
GRANGE. tns residence OF Alexander
Hamilton.
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d" tina. on IN" street Tor -tl show an
min, crazy Don't sou sr"''
! replied That Ia" nati.r could nos ~
,,car-r nti stI" at ,iT"it OPPOSITE mr
tn" lisis ~ hrf hIp" ulaH IRE, f.Hiuf"I
N. TOP ana IN" hl- mia ipE aud ~
18th nndT""nrktbjE ",l-yHDnrd u.
III" blinds w"rr li.ntN
strain " UcF uwi, s.u- al fW ta
was waited IN NV an! then "a .,sit
one passed.. singing.
on mi arm nni h"f aprgI rluc = oa
iias'iins In !nn", ii'drd ii'r Itgry .!
the strike from her oNn A.. ana I
was told her exact pus,t.lu. and heard
how thi~ Woman lrtuNlelf a as hr.
npibrists. means to use N
Frank & pug,n rl,-"i uur stmr s.
z week .hc told me-, and thcy 4aK'd
how many % II" Ssris "e5c gHtt-.iyH
ever, uH'-anL Isd. TLl' nsat 80
cosn. tho two men mats keep.n w
s'rik" goiu ,nd every me ~ -" girl
wen, cut every nnc nat ne sit"
stay'-'. III h."n In "a stfik' "tg" "
BarnfoN:'s u!li HH lsn"H what y
in'.I1; an ihtt wts wrons II ! apoi
man So STAYED Nor -" wn3' "
hal r, pu, ~ VITA every misAt 'or -
weeks sts been th- >a'n'' whr' NI-n
nnts" Why snn' nights, Snli Mar
Jan" proudly. ~" hail as iiS4, ~
50" prcp!c ,7iiow me- h m" ""ii.
amt say!n uu,Au as;tin., ans hc'''
s9 n4 ;.s @f,n IN "'.. . ~"vins re-
IN" living end %; the in''f"u""
''Tai, was at hrrt sh' wen on -
s'ool ~ my 'Sors .tnirr"d IN "rds
81 tn. ribbon wnN- ~ nv country
c'lofs, ana | We" t'-I u t1b cen
roun,ry and rram. s pnsan 2nh !
Then Mr. Frank nAk"h mo - ~"
m the ooiors. 10 'or hm III Tn
HH... Ia
'"oulin., SO, ,hcs" m ~ me, hut You
AN 40 put them away
She Keeps Her word.
Thrl used t. CIV TN" crnNd The
black and NHiic hnudh'raAi,' after
20 wave and way. n.y hand ~ ! ~ =,
naked, and 20 shake ms nluik-r-
th!'t a, them mi r' them kuaN NJ
IL" M In N GMia ,rE Jan" Ar6sv,b, ID
ncN"g ak hi'k 'rS Nari
MAY Jauc MneMpHan Is un'arz t.
MT domestic n wt~ 81. Nrt Ur'.r pared
hgH'"t rnr NJ uI Nr ERur..l t3t
impress nr.hsw , r'iN
which th.-" i"u -r,#-,. s.i-- ,huw
how r'ttiNnt} It na,a ,rs"4
befor" ;h-m Nt- ,.H H VI
them IN the pnJ|lr wn gn.'u an
the rthyIu pu-t-l.'" trI NOS.
Prints on The walls wrfs 51r -
'''.h'"
Mary SAYS %asI tIr swl EIti
wisely that Col .f" nt
all ~. sr'cud tNpuEh seal -t'l ~.
better STICK ,lnnsrttr Mr. n II
u',l~ MnrT prayers - SIs Thar
'H Ht'7
MAR JAZZ" WA ttlf' b''' t fi''
ana ~ "fnbtpidrr"d uHl.hr ana pio''n
lrr,-.,, .,.. ,I,''.r, iI.ks r MIR
r,. t rE
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Likes to Be Escorted
Home by Hooting
Crowd and Sings tor
Them When They
Ask Her.

Observation-Disclosures.
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.i..ni.r.i.t.I.I.i.i.i.i. i..,.I....,.,.t.
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M. one MIA, In darn Sey"mbrt.
me moon sh,ns hrish:N ffrn above
VIA riEht Il sis don't remember.
THiJ vent - meet HI. love --
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-06-01
Wise or Otherwise.

A ripple Of laughter il worth :
flood of tears.
1t is a very easy matter 70 find
fault where it isn't.
A wise man never questions the
the private age Of woman.
A fool can answer any question
to his own satisfaction.
The breath Of scandal is m III
wind that blows nobody good.
A mans true character crops out
when he is dealing in trifies.
Pride has but two seasons
forward spring and an early fall.
Perseverance will not do every
thing. but it certainly works won
ders.
A man sometimes looses his head,
but q woman seldom looses her
tongue.
A good many people secretly re-
ioice II the misfortune OF their
friends.
Good humor is the blue sky IN
which the stars Of talent brightly
shine.
The individual who hates man
kind in general is . close student
of his own nature.
A man who has not written :
foolish love letter has not yet taken
all the degrees.
Medicine should be taken Al
regular intervals, but hints may De
taken at any time.
II you want to find out how
great 4 man is, ask him; If you
would ascertain how great he 'sn't'
ask his nelghbors.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-06-01
THE PRICE OF BEANS.
Strange Story Of How It Made
One Man insane.

One Man Insane.
A good many years ago l was
connected with = morning news
paper in N Illinois city, and our
custom was to 60 to the restaurant
in the railroad station for our mid
night lunch, that being the only
place open al that time of the
night, says . writer IN the St.
Paul Dispatch.
There were three morning pa
pers, 50 quite . number Of the
newspaper boys made the place
larendexvous, and We used to SIT
and talk over all the things that
had happened and q good many
that had not.
This restaurant was run by man
named Gull, and he had held up
enough trains with his lunch coun-
ter to make himself pretty vel
fixed in the worlds goods.
One night when we were all
gathered there the 1907 train
pulled in, and among others was .
passenger who RECALLED himself
with a plate of beans.
The lunch counter, in Cults alb.
sence, was in charge of > young
man Who had his eye distinctly on
the main chance.
The conductor called "All
aboard!'' and the man in great
haste asked what he owed.
"Fifty cents"
"What! Fifty cents for 2 plate
Of bcans?"
sT'hat's the price.
"You're joking how mnch.'
"F,fty cents goes"
s.Well," said the man As he pa'd
the money in with little evidence OF
temper, ssthat's = laundering price
for beans.'. And again as he
went through the door, he turned
and said impress,vely-''a thunder
ing price for BEANS"
Cults trouble began with tna'
moment.
While We were still setting there
the railroad operator brought in q
telegram to Gull, who had come IN
the meantime and was chuckling
over the profit on those beans.
Gull read the telegram. All it
aid was: IA laundering price
for beans. John Q. Smith, but
on the envelope was the significant
inscription, "Collect s5 cents.
This was the opening shot. From
every station between that town
and St. Louis came the vail to
Gull, 6. laundering price 'o'
beans, !" and each time Gull go'
madden and madden over the ''co''
lect e5 centt." In the morning
Gull notified his boy not to receive
or nav tor any more kilograms ana
ALSO read the riot act 10 the 'e'e'
graph company.
The next day our friend John
q. Smith started in on new game
He would pack 3 dozen cno'ce
brick. in : box, with the same olo
message enclosed and ship them g
Call. rhis he did by both fre'gn'
and express, ..charges collect, IN
I'll Gull was fairly frenxied with
rage.
Nov It this time Gull was play
inc the market through . Chicago
broker. and it happened that there
vas ! sudden and severe stump
The broker wired Gull to put NJ
more margins. Cults boy. unde'
instructions, declined to receive
the message. Getting no aoe"e,
20 bis telegram. the broker c'oseo
Cali. account At . xhooping loss
This was the last straw. Ca''
vent plumb crazy in earnest tn''
,,me. He was taken to the as
evlum and spent the rest OF Oh
days there. ;,
He used to sit day by day with
Ia head between his hands, re,
pe.tine by the hour the i've ta.a'
words: ga laundering price Io'
hears," ga laundering price 10
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-06-01
The Danger OF Chloroform

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"Ani how Is the hand today,
darling?" inquired Mr.. Dovey,
fondly.
"Oh!' sighed Mrs. Dovey, "the
pam has been something frightful.
l have had to send for the doctor.
He is coming to lance il; expect
him here every minute. am go
ing to take chloroform."
"Oh, Amorella, don't, please!"
..You want to see me tortured,
thcn-atter only two months mar
rage.
"How can you talk like that,
Amorella! Why, don't you know
sometimes people die under chloro-
FORM"
.You say that just to brighten
me. But l don't care, I'll risk It.
All, here's the doctor. You will
give me chloroform, won't you
DOCTOR"
"Certainly, | have come pre-
pared"
"My husband here Is trying to
brighten me with stories Of people
dying under, its influence.
"Ah, but not when the medical
man thoroughly understands the
n ,tieut's constitution. Here, Dow
ey, take hold of this sponge. By
the way, l was administering II
yesterday to an old patient OF
mine, and really he was amusing.
"Yes?"
.The way the old fellow talked
about his early love affairs! Tic
gave himself away dreadfuliy. II
was great fun"
"What did be say, doctor:''
Inquired Mrs. Dovey. anxiousiy'
"Excuse me. ought not re-
peat it,
uHe knew. of course, that only
you were there:'
elf the whole city had beer
there it would have been just the
same. Are you ready now, Mrs
Dovey:"
"Will It hurt very much doctor
the lancing:"
"With the chioroform you won''
know anything about it,
..Don't you think l might manage
to bear it without any,"
SHELTER not try. You might
faint"
ssBesides, Amorella. put IL
Dovey, .,he doctor says there II
no danger IN your case.
ssNo! no! l want to show you
men how /. weak woman can beal
pain"
.sBut Just now, darling, you were
determined-"
Eyes, dear, but l have beer
thinking. You would be here al
the while, and-you would he st
| anxious. Ex.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-06-01

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