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Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
New Zealand Lends. Doe. Not Give.

Soclalistic New Zealand is: commu.
uiStic she is aot. I'VE are not anxious
to organize patriarchial institutions,
but fratcrnal Ones" said an Australian
statesman, and it is true of her. She
gives nothing. but she is prepared to
lend much on good security. The state
is everywhere. all helping. all pervad-
ing: not mere tax gatherer. but a
kindly fortune whose hand is as that
of some benefcent Providence. striving
TO make men happy and prosperous
and only faii.r.; where the men them
selves are al fan II.
The state ins:ircs the worker. lends
money to him. acts as his banker. helps
him to acquire land. sells his products
for him after carrying them to market
or warehousing them. runs his railroads.
guides him with advice. pays him a
pension in old age if he fails, and only
asks him in return. If he is prosperous.
to aid in bearing the burdens OF others
as others have aided him. 1t is the doc
trine of Christianity translated into
public practice Exchange.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
A STORMY WEDDING TRIP.
Adventures of Newly Welded Pair il
Little Boat.

Adventures of Newly Welded Pair in
Little Boat.
The celebrated voyage around the
world by Captain Josiah Slocum in his
forty-foot slOop Dauntless has been
matched by the wedding trip of Roy
Ovaett, n lad of 10. Single-handed,
Ovaett sailed an eighteen-foot sloop
from Seattle to Seward City, which is
near Juneau, Alaska. Then he put
about and beat his way home again.
Captain Slocum sailed with a boat. Row
Ovaett had scanty supplies, $40 in mon
ey, not stick of spare canvas or a foot
Of extra spars, and a young wife to
care for. That, in brief, is the story.
Told in detail the narrative would
make q book, says the San Francisco
Call.
Ovaett is a modest young chap, with
clear blue eyes and frank smile. His
wife is beautiful young woman. She
was Meg Goodell before her marriage,
and the long months at sea have only
added to the charm Of her face.
The young couple were married early
in last July, and few days later the
husband went to Frank Faber, who
owns the Brighton boathouse and rent
ed a sloop named the Ultra. He told
Faber he was going for a wedding trip,
and the sloop was provisioned for a
two weeks cruise.
The Ultra left port on the 28th of
last July. Three weeks later Faber re-
ceived a letter from Allard Bay, in
which Ovaett announced that he was
going to take his wife to Alaska, and
that he was not coming back
From the day of the departure the
Ultra was not spoken by any craft She
disappeared as completely as if she
had sunk to the bottom of the Pacific.
And that is what in time people came
to believe was her fate.
Mrs. Ovaett, prior to her marriage,
had lived with her grandmother, Mrs.
Goodell, in Il little cottage close by the
water front. Mrs. Goodell gave up her
grandchild as dead, and young Ovaett's
family mourned for him as one lost to
them forever.
Not long ago the Ultra sailed jauntily
up the bay and dropped anchor off the
Brighton boathouse. Many things hap
pened during the long voyage to Alas
ka. There were storms and head winds
Provisions ran short-perilously short
at times. Once they lived for two days
on handful of CLAIMS. On another oc
casion the Ultra staggered along in the
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
MORE VOTES FOR PRESIDENT.
N$~ .Apportionmeut Act Adds Twenty
nine to EIec toraI College.

NSW .Appurtionmeut Act Adds Twenty
nine to Electoral College.
It will take 10 more votes to elect
the next President than were required
at the last election of Mckinley. Under
the reapportlonment act, which goes
into operation on March 4, 1903, the
membership of the House of Represent.
atives and the electoral college is in
creased to the extent of 20. There were
AT members in the electoral college
which chose President Mckinley.
There will be 476 in the body which will
chose his successor in 1904, and this
number will be further increased if
any of the Territories should be ad-
mitted to Statehood in the interval.
The States of the North Atlantic sea-
board gain nine votes in the electoral
college by this new allotment (three
of which go to New York;, the 16 ex-
slave States gain 10 and the Middle
West and the far West also gain 10.
AS the States increase and the cleo
toral college expands the chance for
the dominance of any particular State
grows less and less. New York was
pivotal in 1914, 1913, 1880, 1884 anu
1888, but Cleveland in 1892 and Nc
Kinley in 1896 and 1900 would have
been elected if New York, which they
carried, had gone against them. In
1876, however, when Hayes had lead
of only one vote in the electoral col
lege, and when Tilden carried New
York, the little State of Colorado, which
was admitted that year may be said tc
have been pivotal" The electoral col
lege had 800 members in 1876. 1t had
AT in 1900. 1t will have 476 in 1904
while if Oklahoma or any other Terri
tory be admitted to Statehood before
then the number will be greater. Man
ifestly, as the electoral college increases
in size, the margins for the successful
candidates fof President will have g
tendency to broaden, and no single
State, however large, will ordinarily be
able to claim for itself any especial
dominance in debating the result
Leslie's Weekly.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
500 REWARD S1oo

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that, science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the disease,
and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in it's
curative powers, that they offer one
hundred dollars for any case that it
fails to cure. Send for list of testi-
monials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO.. To
ledo, Ohio. Sold by all druggist, rs
cents. Halls Family Pills are the
best.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
BAIT FOR SUNFISH.
One Mans Method of Going Fishing
With His Boots.

One Mans Method of Going Fishing
With His Boots.
There is about as much sport in
catching the big sunfsb. as in lifting
out the crappie if you can get the
former in one of its savage moods.
Picker is a great CRATER on sunffsh.
He has got a dozen different kinds of
bait, but he says that it is all nonsense
to trouble about digging worms. He
declares that beef run through q ham,
burg steak grinder is just the proper
caper for the Sunfish at Creve Cnur
lake. The tougher the beef the better,
as it will cut in long strips like angle
worms.
''When the sunfish are biting right
smart, it is about all that can do to be
kept in the shop" said Picker. 81 be-
lieve me and the sunfish are the most
cheering things out. Do you know, L
have noticed old time fishermen at
Dresses lake wading around in the
shallow water, where the sunfish are
found at spawning time, as carefully
as if they We're fishing for trout. Now,
1t is different with me when 1 go out
Will " lieu luc
golden bellied beauties on. 1 just tie
the line to each leg of my boots, take
little short rod in my hand and stride
into the water and go ahead. On the
bootleg lines l use red flies. Why, the
sunfish come up and get stuck on my
fly hooks three or four at time. That's
the way to catch a mess of fish in
few hours.
81 can catch crappie with crawfish
tails to beat the band if l cannot get
minnows. Crickets are great sunfish
and bass bait, while the katydids will
make crappie leave its bed at mid
night Just let your hook sing once
with a green katy on, and if there
Is a crappie within a radius of
10 or 10 feet it will come like
a hound at n coursing match If
you get no bite. you can pull your
freight up few car lengths and try a
new place. l caught all those big crap
pie last week with craw tails l could
get no minnows for love or money, so
] chased up some crawfish and went
In to win. When it comes to catfish
bait, just try tripe. 1t is tough and
cannot be pulled off the hook easily"
ETC Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
EbO after first days of DIR. Kne's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE 81. 90 trial bottle and treat
ise DIR H. KLINE Ltd. s3l Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
He Needed a Bath.

A young man who has fine bird dog,
was overheard Dragging to his best girl
the other day about the wonderfully
keen scent Of the animal. "Why," he
said, 81 wanted to go to the northwest
ern part of the county on business. and
fearing that the dog would follow me
1 chained him up. had been gone two
hours and was fifteen miles from home
when he broke loose and tracked me
and found me merely by scent What
do you think of that?" "Wen, 1 think
you ought to take a BATH replied the
young lady. And then he went home
and licked the dog.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Sarcastic Wife.

81 have a great mind to go to the
political club tonight said Mr.. j. to
his wife.
WHAT! she replied, with surprise.
81 have a great mind to go to the club
tonight"
"Whose?" she asked.
'Whose whatY
"Whose great mind?'
"Why, my own, of course, madam"
"OhT' and the rising infection she
gave the ejaculation was very provok-
ing to the man of fine feeling.-Syra-
cuse Herald.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS.
Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-SayinGs that Are Cheer
full to Old or Young-Funuy Seiec-
tions that Everybody Will Enjoy.
An Expensive LLAI1,y.


EYES," said the reformed man to an
lmpecunious friend, why don't you
give up some of your expensive luXu-
ries? Now, for instance, look at me.
gave up smoking about year ago.
decided l could do without it. Last
month l made a calculation as to how
much l had saved up to date, and it
amounted to a considerable sum.
then opened an account in one of the
many New York savings banks,
and
Gould you lend me SO broke in
the other impetuously. ''I'n pay you
back
"And the bank failed yesterday. Err
you haven't such a thing as a cigar
about you, have yOu?'-Judge.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Lets you an me go on in our simple
way" said Meanderlng Mike, "an' not
put on no airs, however we may feel
tempted"
"What are you talkin' about?' in
quired Flooding Pete.
"De dangers of pride. want to eau
ton you against gettin' overbearin'
simply because dere amt no risk of
your disgracin' yourself by dyin' r:ch."
Washington Star.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
A rru1x TING Dog story.

Here is an Australian dog story from
the back blocks: y sheep dog had been
brought from n station into small
township and frettpd after the sheep.
One day not q child was to be seen
about the place. and as evening came
was made. ana the Juveniles were
found huddled up in the corner or q
paddock, where the dog had rounded
them up. lie had no sheep 10 look aft
err, so he took tile children The mar
rator of this lie guarantees IL as fact
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
He Raise / Them.

THAT'S Gilders. He's made a big
pile"
Eyes, and there was a time when he
had to depend on my brother Jack to
bring up his children"
Nonsense! When did that happenY'
"Often. The kids used to run in pref
ty frequent to their fathers office,
which was in the buildin' where Jack
was elevator man"
Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Carried 1t Too Ear.

Nothing that is produced in this
country is ever quite good enough for
Mrs. Willoughby," declared Miss
Frocks. Everything must be import
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

EkT0 Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
THO after first days of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. Send for ZEE 90 trial bottle and treat
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
COMPETENT JUDGES.
Beauty Doctors Endorse Herpicide.

beauty OOClOIS EHuOISe neil lClue'
Women who make a business of
beautifying other women come pretty
near knowing what will bring about
the best results. Here are letters
from two, concerning Herpicide:
"I can recommend Newbros Her
picide." as it stopped my hair from
falling out; and, as dressing 1t has
no superior"
"(Signed.) Bertha A. Trullinger,
Complexion Specialist, -.
"291h Morrison St, Portland, ore:
"After using one bottle of "Herpl-
eide" my hair has stopped falling OUT,
and my scalp is-entirely free from
dandruff.
''(SignedO Grace 1 Do4e'
o195 Sixth St, Portland, Ore
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

'YOu seem very self-satisfied to-day"
said Miss Cayenne.
YES" answered Willie Washington,
"but don't let that influence. Every
body says I've got dreadfully poor
taste. "-Washington Star.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Nothing New.

The Hog with paper)-Well! we'll!
Wonders never cease! Human beings
are now taking mud baths.
The GObbler (the last of his f1ock)-
1t isn't at all uncommon for human be-
ings to make hogs of themselves
Puck.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Tess: 1 met Miss LIE Fevre in
Paris. She said she knew you.
Jess: Oh, yes, 1 learned French
under her; did she tell you
Tess: No, she said you used to
take lessons from her.-[Philadelphia
Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Miss Passay says she can never get
any shoes to fit her.
'Oh, pshaw! She just says they don't
because she likes to go to the shoe
store and see a young man at her feet"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
His Exalted Mission.

Woman of the House-You've been
here half dozen times and got moth
ing. You ought to have learned some
thing by this time. What do you keep
on coming for
Tuffold Knutt with impressive dig
nity)-I amt no common tramp,
ma'am. I'm around studyin' condi-
tiOns.-Chicago Tribune.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

"Keeter says his wife is doing her
own cooking now"
ME write him up a life insurance policy
this morning. '-Philadelphia Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Slow Ta1ker. Perhaps.

Hell know I'm late, dear. You see,
1 was detained a couple Of hours by an
old friend who just got back to town
after long absence. i had to tell him
all l knew.
She (snappishly)-I don't see why
that should have kept you so long
Philadelphia Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

He-But you've known her all your
life; how old is she?
She'll tell you, but it's a secret,
mind. She is just at the age when one
doesn't look it.-Life
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Well Recommended.

Mistress-You say you are we'll rec
commended?
Mfaid-Indeed, ma'am, have thirty
nine excellent references.
Mistress-And you have been in do
nestle service.
Maid-Two years, ma am.--Glasgow
Times.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

81 never see you lounging in the ham,
mocks, Mr.. Subbs."
NO; these gay, front-porch ham,
mocks are for company and for orna-
ment; the old rope thing the folks let
me swing in is around in the back
yard"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
How to Cure Her

Jags-Doctor, my wife has insomnia
very bad. She very often remains
awake until 2 or O'Clock in the morn
ing. What shall do for her?
Doctor-Go home earlier. Baltimore
World
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
A Figure of Sneech.

Even when a man says that he is hun
CRY enough to eat a horse his wife
knows that he will find fault, in nine
cases out of ten, if the dinner isn't all
exactly right.-Somerville Journal
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Search for knowledge.

Jinks-Hello! Well, swan! Study.
ing a book of etiquette, Ell?
Old Gruff-Yep.
Jinks-Want to learn how to treat
folks politely, Ell?
Old Gruff-Naw. Want to find out
whether folks are treating me politely.
New York Weekly.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Automatic Exertion.

Polly-What is it you like so much
about croquet, Dolly?
Dolly-Oh, it is such a lonely, restfuI
game; the stupider one feels the better
one can play.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
A Chance for Trouble.

Throwing an old shoe after bride
and groom means that all ill-feeling is
thus thrown away"
yes, but suppose the old shoe should
happen to hit the bride"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Sehin1 Her Back.

Nell-Do you think that is all her own
hair?
Belle-No; part of it is her sisters
At least l saw her sister buying some
just like t.-Philadelphia Record.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Hopeful.

He-Do you suppose we will ever
have enough to get married on?
She-Surely. Why, Jack, we don't
need a million. A couple of hundred
thousand will do to start ON.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
MAY Millinery

Harold, how do you like my new
foliage hat?"
Harriet, you must hear the truth;
you look like plant stand. Detroit
Free Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Bound to Kick.

Sharpson-You made $4,000 clear
last year, and yet you're complaining
of your hard luck!
Phlatz-Well, blame it, look at that
"13p'-Chicago Tribune
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Lost in the Crowd.

Tess Injecting Jess on the street,
What's the matter?
Jess-I've just lost something, and
can't think just what it is.
Tess-It wasn't your
Jess-O! l know now. 1t was that
little Mr.. Snipp, who was walking with
me.
Tess-Then it was nothing, after ALL
Philadelphia Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Biggs: I wonder what makes my
eyes so weak? az. bo-
Diggs: I don't know-unless It's pc
cause they are in weak place.-LChl-
cago News.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Uncle Josh-Didn't the President
warn Congress agin' bein' extrava-
CANT?
Uncle Silas-Yes; but he oughtn't to
have let 'em know there was so much
money in the Treasury.-Puck.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

MAUD felt awfully cut up about
her wedding presents"
What was the trouble -
''Why, she didn't get single dupli-
cate, and so there was nothing she
could change. "-Cleveland Plain Deal
err
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

If you are troubled with pimples. SAL
low complexion, impure blood or poor
use Adams Sasaparilla Pills.
They improve the complexion and pos
itively cure constipation. Zoe, 25c, at all
drug stores.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Mrs. Naggs: I understand that
your husband is unable to meet his
creditors?
Mrs. Wages: Don't believe it. He
can and does meet them oftener than
he cares to.-[Chicago News.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Adams Sarsaparilla Pills cure sick
headaches, constipation, biliousness
and dyspepsia. They also purify the
blood. Sold in 10 cent and % cent
boxes by all druggists.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Bobby-Pa, when does a man get too
old to learn?
Father-When he gets too old to mar
~, my son.-Puck.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Emergency Ability.

'Women have no originality-no in
ventive genius
"NOnsense; I've seen my stenograph-
er make memorandum with hat pin
on cake of soap when she had no
paper handy. Record-Her-
oil
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
one can play,

Late again, Jane! You are always
behind time. It's no use talking to you.
1 shall have to get another girl"
81 wish you would, mum. There'd be
plenty of work for the two of usr'-
Punch.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
COnSoling.

Penelope-Pll just ruin my complex
ion going in bathing so much.
Perdita-I wouldn't care. No one will
notice it.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Stops the Cough

and Works off the Cold.
Laxative Bromo- Quinine Tablets cure a cold
in one day. No cure, No pay Price % cents
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

81 want you to come around and take
a look at that horse you sold me the
other day"
Good heavens; is that animal still
alive?"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Mrs. Futterby: Did you ever see as
tickle a woman as Mrs. Michigoose?
She was divorced from her husband
two months ago, and now she las
married him again.
Mrs. Kindly: But her second hus-
band was such failure.-[Judge.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Not Without Excitement.

"You are not addicted to any kind of
athletics, are youw
athletics? Gracious, man, 1 earn
good living for a family of seven"
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

"She has had no lasting social ad
vantages, has she?"
mo; they've only been rich nine
months. Detroit Free Press.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill Tenlc
because the formula is plainly printed every
bottle showing that 1t is simply Iron and OUT
nine in tasteless form No cure No nav. Toe
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds-JOHN F. BOYER, Trinity
Springs, lid, Feb. Is. 1900.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Under Control.

The Count-Your daughter, madam.
says she es pafectly willing to have me.
The Mother-Yes. She is very dutiful.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

"He boasts that he is a self-made
man.
cts too bad he didn't take course
in the polishing trade before ne
stopped work. u philadelphia Press
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
So Sudden.

''That Miss Fortysummers is subject
to fainting fits
''Is she?"
81 started to ask her to join me in
glass of soda water the other day, but
when got to the word join she keel
ed right over in my arms. Ohio State
Journal
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Never sicken, weaken or grippe

A constipation cure that pleases your pal31tett
,,leases YOUR stomach, pleases your Pocket
ioookNC,asca Candy Cathartic All drug
gists. loo, Csc, Soc
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
rhe Best Prescription or Malaria.

ChiIls and fever is bottle of Groves taste
less Chill Tonic 1t is simply iron and qulIine
in a tasteless form. No cure-no pay, Price ooc.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Exasperating AmiabiIity.

"Amiable people are often so exas-
perating."
Eyes; L wonder if that is what makes
them feel so amiable."
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to
use for their children during the
teething period.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money II II falls to cure
E. w. Groves signature is on each box Sc
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

"Skewjaw is quite a recluse, isn't
he?"
80, yes-cOnsidered subjectively. He
plays the clarinet. Chicago Tribune
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

SUMNER is best time to
cure Catarrh Bronehitas and
Consumption. Our remedy is
guarantees, $1.oo.
Pc. Box 973. WE. SMITH L co. Buffalo, NY
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

'"That's true" added Miss Kittish.
"She even carried her prejudice against
domestic goods so far as to marry an
imported husband
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28

After boy. passes ten, he grows so
fast his father signs every time he
looks at him.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
Initials.

Angelina was a lovely engage
ment ring you gave me last night, dear;
but what do these initials, "E. c."
mean on the inside?
-Why-er-that is-don't you
know? That's the new way of stamp,
ing eighteen carats!-London Tit-Bits.
Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, 1901-09-28
aid.

Miss Oldley-It is too bad that it
takes two for wedding!-Meggen-
dOrfer Blaetter.