The Iola register., 1901-10-18
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

old man of 81 years walked 81 miles
to attend camp meeting recently.
An Emporia girl swallowed a needle
the other day and has been troubled
with "a stitch in her side ever since.
Rain prevented the Boston Bloomer
Girls from playing ball at Cherry
vale. Perhaps they wear flannel suits.
Miss Needle visited In Eureka Just
two weeks but in that time three young
men got stuck and "sewed" for her
hand.
A. Love is building handsome ten
room brick residence at Neodesha, vet
lots of people expect to find Love in
cottage.
An Ottawa jeweler offers 81. 80 and
up to some good mussel digger who
will seek for pearls in Che Marais des
Cygnes river.
The Chanute Times last week began
its Both year and the editor hopes It,
like the old lady's butter, will i'm
prove with age.
Bob Burdette lectured in Emporia
The Gazette says he fills the circus
billboard saying: 'the only one ever
born in captivity"
The city dads of Eureka are Offer
ing inducements to get people to build
new houses and the city fathers of the
city expect to fill them.
Leavenworth, which is hustling for
new industries, smells a packing
house. And it isn't a wandering Whit
from Kansas City, either,
1t is believed that Tom Cobb, of the
10Th Kansas who recently married at
Burlington, would haue become
kernel" had he staid in the army.
The Usage City papers say that
Clyde Miller is not anxious to have
his father governor for fear it will
necessitate his wearing "biled" shirts.
A Beloit girl who is attending the
Normal at Emporia discovered man
in her room and screamed so she was
heard three blocks away the papers
say.
Since reading that there are IL 900
more women than men in Boston the
editor of the Usage Free Press has
prohibited the use of beans in his
family.
Marysville isn't much of union
town but the Republican knocks on the
merchant who cuts Doctors prices by
"undressed kids for %
cents. F"
Editor Denny of the Harper Sentinel
marrier Miss Bernice Peach of En-
poria, and the brethren are working
overtime guessing if she is ofthe cling
variety.
One Ottawa bank has deposits
amounting to S552, 1853. 35. II is reas-
enable to suppose that the last two
figures represent some newspaper
mans account.
Agricultural Kansas, "semi- arid. "
has I, $50 manufactures employing 35,-
1872 men, a capital of 500, ,S27, 372, a
payroll of 1906, $50, and a product
worth SS2, 76s, 944.
Boston is raising money to restore
her captured missionary, Miss Stone,
to liberty. Carrie Nation is in Jail at
Wheeling, w. Va, and not hat is
passed in Kansas.
A. w. Schrunk of Hamilton Brown
ruptcy with Sl2, 800 liabilities. His
assets have Schrunk so he doesn't
even mention them.
Dr. Casebeer of Cherryvale is an
"eye and ear specialists. Anyone who
associates with cases of beer needs be
an eye and ear specialist If he hopes
to escape the spoilers.
The Abilene school board has taken
steps to compel all children of school
age to attend school. Parents of those
who do not will be arrested under the
"Tuant" section of the recent law.
The sheriffs over the State have
combined and will stand together for
their right to hold over. The Cover
nor will probably appoint one new
sheriff and test case will be made.
A leading magazine devotes valu-
able space to telling what Men Like in
Women, but most men continue to
hustle to get the things that men like
in man, especially since feed has
risen.
Kansas men now control the Ameri-
can National Bank OF Kansas City.
They are Calvin Hood, p. l. Bone
brake and @. j. Devlin. Chas. Jpbes
of Wichita has been elected presi-
dent.
The Lacrosse Republican tells of
the drowning of a calf in a spring.
Lacrosse is out in Wilson's "arid"
section and the word "spring' must
refer to the time the accident hap
pened.
Caney, the new gas town, hasn't got
up to standard on big talk yet but
just for practice the local paper says
Rev. Fraser has a table beet four feet
long and weighing seven aud half
pounds,
An humble follower of Carrie Ma
tion, angered at the way a patent
washing machine he had bought didn't
work, hauled it back TO the Salina
store where he got it and smashed it
with hachet.
Judge Flannelly, new Judge in La
bette county, and more, newly mar
ried, went against twenty-five divorce
cases at the first session of court. II
was probably pretty hard to win un-
der the circumstances.