davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
HE COULDN'T.

"Oh, Mr.. Spooneigh, pray rise. It is
not right that you should kneel at my
feet Rise, beg of youi'' impIored the
fair lady.
But he didn't rise. His Irish did,
though, and he replied, solemnly:
m afraid - er - Miss Grace - I'm
afraid I'm kneeIing on your-er-that
is, you dropped your chewing gum, and
oh, Miss Grace. I'm stuck on you. -
Denver Times.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
WHAT HE WOULD DO.

My poor hungry man, if I were to
give you a nickel, what would you do
with it?'' inquired the lady with the
angular smelIer and the uncertain
Spectac1es.
iii tell yer. num- y replied the gen
tleman with the struggling whiskers
and yearning bread pouch; <-Tll git
Turkish bath an buy ottymubble
wild tn change. Where's tn ten,
mum ?''-Denver Times
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
THE Fang OF TT.

why, dear, what's the matter with
you? Bad news from your husband ~
Oh, worse than that. He writes me
that he is longing for me and kisses my
picture every day
That's no reason for crying
Yes, but 1 find I put my mothers
photograph in his trunk by mistake for
mine-"-Brook1yn Life.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
ALI SERVANTS ALIKE.

Towne-I could never understand
why political oficeholders are called
public servants
BrOwne-Why not?
Towne- Because they're really our
bosses.
Browne-Well,I guess you never kept
mouse, did you?-Philadelphia Press.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
FROG SHOWERS.

"A Cornell professor saws that frog
spawn can be carried up in the atmos-
phere and Matched out in the clouds"
by gum, you bet I'll carry an UNI
DreIla the next time I go out'-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
ENCLUSIVENESS.

Mrs Purseproud-I see where sew
eral millionaires chartered a whole
steamboat in order to come across the
ocean
Mr. Purseproud-We1l, when we &C
over we will lease the ocean for a week
Baltimore American.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
HE EXPLAINED 1T.

"Confound it, I wish your mother
wouldn't come here any 1onger,''
why, John how dare
Th-th-that's all right, darling
mean-er-we1l, she's five feet nine and
one-half now, you know, and
Now she is trying to figure Out
whether that was what he meant
Denver Times
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
We were speaking of Kansas.

we We're Speaking OF Kansas
Whenever" the conviviaI tourist
now remarked. Ct struck town in
Kansas in which there were no Joints
L always made up my mind that the
people must be lot of stiffs''
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
THE RARr HE TooK

The Don-.And what part did VIZ,
take IN this disgraceful proceeding ~
noldlng Mr. Waters under the pump,
sir--Tit-Bits 80
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
LOOKED LIKE HER.

Sir,'' said the gentleman, angrily, as
he burst into the photograph gallery
you have insulted my wife and 1 de-
mand satisfaction"
Believe me, SIR said the photog-
rapher, soothing1y, 81 am innocent of
any intended offense; what have I
-done?',
You will have to fight, sir" went on
the man; you took a picture of my
wife and it looks like her,'i'-Boston
Post.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
OFT OF PLACE

Cho1ly-I got such friebtfu1 b.s
aches lately. Doctor thinks narba-s-
there's some foreign substance in NV
bwain IL iny
Miss Pepprey-An idea, perbans
Philadelphia Press.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
SHOWED Under

rs the state safe?'' gasped the anx-
dous inquirer at the political head
quarters.
"Oh, yes. the states safe, but the
party's showed UNDER replied the
man in Baltimore World.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
THE SHIRT WAIST.

THE SHIRT WAIST.
Inc women claim their feelings hurt
They're kicking UP a fuss,
because We men adopt the shirt
That first they stole from u.s.
Judge.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
ENTITLED TO 1T.

C1ient-By what right are you keep
ing that $1,000 damages you recovered
for me?
Lawyer-Didn't you tell me in the
first place that all you wanted was sat
dsfaction?- Ohio State journal
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
NO DoUBr ARoUr IT.

Citizen-"Do you believe the constf-
tuition follows the flag, my man?"
So1dier-.tMy constitution followed
the nag to the Philippines and it's
there et-''-Chelsea Gazette.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

In scaling a precipice a man is up
against a big bluff
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

She calls herself Cathryn Mae,
And yet there are gossips who sac
Catherine Mary's her name,
They ynsyst she was chrystened that
wac
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15
Dairy Notes.

Very few people seem to know how
to cleanse dairy tinware- Using sca1d-
ing hot water seems to be popular, but
this is not the best way The tins
should first be washed in warm water,
and not till all the milk has been re-
moved should the sca1ding process take
place. After being wiped dry they
should be placed where the air Will cir
cu1ate through them
We see that some eastern man thinks
he has found a way of getting rid of
all kinds of bacteria in milk. His plan
is simply to freeze it, and he fond1y
imagines that the germs of disease and
of every kind of ferment are to be thus
exterminated. If the gentleman will
look the matter up he will find that
very severe tests have been made in
the way of freezing germs to death but
without much result. True, good
many germs are destroyed, but they
are for the most part those in which
we have no Understanding harmless
The disease germs are those for which
we care most, and they are the hardest
to exterminate- Heat is about the only
agent that will touch most of them.
We are glad to know that the gov
eminent of the United States intends
henceforth to inspect all dairy goods
to be exported. We have not vet
learned the details of the inspection or
Whether II Is TO De compulsory on all
dairy goods sent out. Unless the latter
it would appear to be little effective
Some time ago an inspection was
talked of that should be made only
when the men doing the exporting
should ask it, and the inspectors brand
on the goods was to be a sort of carte
d'entree into good society on the other
side We do not see how the United
States government in that case could
prevent all kinds of goods being sold
as inspected goods on the other side of
the water Certainly American laws
could not be enforced there, and we
could hardly expect the foreign gov
ernments to be benign enough to en-
force them Let all the goods be in
spected and permit no butter or
cheese to leave the coast without the
brand of the government upon it.
A s+ockgrower says The purchase
of coarse, il1-bred cattle for the feed
lot is a factor that almost invariably
results in loss, for such cattle cannot
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

Win England Exclude Our Horses
The importation into England an
nually of about 10000 American horses
has stirred up the English horse rails
ers, who are trying to find some esl-
cuse for excluding the foreign com
petitors- Up to this time they have
been able to charge American horses
only with pink-eye and influenza, and
both of these diseases are common in
England Recently a deputation of
English horsemen waited on the Eng
1ish department of agriculture and
asked that steps be taken to prevent
cheap American horses from Spread
ing ruin and disaster among valuable
home-bred thoroughbred and carthorse
stock. The deputation was asked to
give some cases where American
horses had given disease to English
horses, but the deputation acknow1-
edged itself unable to do So The presi-
dent of the board of agriculture then
said that they had investigated the
matter and had been able to find but
quarantining imported horses Out of
the 1000 American horses brought into
Hull, not one case of pink-eye in
fuenza had been found
It does not seem likely that our
horses will be excluded. The English
horse buyers have something to say in
the matter, and it is to their interest
as well as of the general public to con-
tinue to import American horses.
G. w. franklin: The goat has
asked for a portion of the honors be
longing to sheep Not being satisfied
with the popularity of assisting in
clearing brush lands. it is asking for
part of the demand for flesh, and un-
scrupulous dealers are pa1ming of
large numbers of them for mutton
They go into the stock yards at CHI
cago and other large market centeres
as goats, but no goat meat Is ever
brought out of any of the killing es-
Establishments.
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

A party of Suffolk, England farm
ers have gone to Denmark to secure
hints on dairy farming
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

A stockgrower says: The purchase
of coarse, ill-bred cattle for the feed
lot is a factor that almost Invariably
results in loss, for such cattle cannot
be bought low enough to insure a
profit in the feed lot
The Globe-republican., 1901-08-15

Philadelphia Press.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
THAT NOTHING BE LOST"

An inquiry given to the Louisiana
Planter. regarding the possible value
OF bagasse for feed. leads that journal
into a discussion OF n variety Of uses
FOR sugar cane trash. II is doubtful.
however. 10 Hawaiian planters can
find any more profitable disposition OF
bSgasse than that Of fuel for the man
ufaeture OF their raw sugar. The com
mon estimate in Louisiana Of its fuel
value is double that OF the coal con.
sumed. while the Planter says: The
limited percentage of fiber in the cane
OF Louisiana as compared with the
tropics, say here 10 per cent as against
II per cent frequently IN the tropics.
gives tropical hagasse 20 per cent
greater fuel value than ours. hence our
necessary considerable consumption OF
coal In our sugar manufacture"
With regard to the feed question
the Planter considers that rough
analysis might show per cent of
sugar. glucose. etc, in the bagasse.
excellent food articles of which the
planters might yet make some effort to
avail themselves. but thus far they
hardly appreciate the great value OF
their own molasses as u stock feed
article and even now sell il at less
than its true food value. The Eng
lish farmer takes 1t from us 10 fatten
his cattle. says the Planter. and our
mules 80 poor for want Of it. At the
same time II finds: The food proper
ties OF basasse are very fugitive. Ba
gssse begins to sour at once and the
foods contained thus disappear,
Bagasse. because OF the hard sllici-
GUS cost OF the sugar cane. is difficult
Of reduction TO good paper stock. Yet
the fact Is noted Of there being differ
ent enterprises OF that kind now going
ahead with promise OF success in the
South. In conclusion the Planter Oh
serves: III bagasse shall be found
10 have a food value as well as value
for paper stock and for fuel. our indus
Try viii at once rank itself alongside
many others IN which the careful con
servation and utilization Of the by-
products have become essential to in
dussrial success"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
I" 4 JOY FOREVER. ="

HE Lutheran enurch on Beretania
street adds one more beautiful
corner to what will be, time given.
an artistic and elegant town. /
refer not now to the suburbs but. even
there, will come rapid changes, to
please eye and taste.
Honolulu will, one day, be worthy
of Turner's brush from the docks
to Waikiki. But all best things are
of slow growth. We crave not the
flavor nor the fruitage of a days ripe
ming
The Lutheran Church is in harmony
and good taste. 1t is of cool and quiet
color. comfortable and pretty within
and without. The service is dignified
and most reverent. The singing is
excellent We have never listened to
better in this city Under the rose
window at the east end. six steps up
from the nave, is the communion ia
BILE. Behind this is recess. and with
in. an ark. on the face of which is
inserted a rare canvas of the Cruel
fixion of our Lord and Saviour Jesus
Christ. The border of the ark is rich
ly Illuminated. and there is the vine
with clusters of grapes, etc. in colors.
On either side is a massive silver
candle-stick. The windows are very
restful in tone. and in the center of
the two nearest the alter are medal
lions. life size: one. of Martin Luther
and the other. dunno. may be Melanc-
thon.
| dare say tney are good portraits
or they would not find place there. II
Is gem of church and everything
about the service impressed one as
most sincere. It must be a great de-
light to Germans on ocming here to
find the dear church of Faderland.
We liked DR.. Adams. morning ser
mon and we mean TO hear him again
II can. He says We must not be
'two-faced." have one hand-shake for
Sunday and another sort for Monday
and pay day
The Rev. A. Macintosh preached
an excellent sermon early in the day.
We were more than delighted with
Senator Warehouses talk. first be-
cause he spoke of dear .'old Trinity
IN grand old Boston-town. And then.
because he discoursed Of the "Y. NJ.
C. A" which can and ought and will
reform the world. when il shall keep
every young man. ay boy. in order.
Then. the "old gentlemen" will need
no keeping for they viii all be there.
safely stored and housed as senior
members. May God hasten that DAY.
Last but not least. We took part in
that ancient Liturgy and listened to
sermon by the Bishop of Honolulu.
who clearly demonstrated that David
was a type Of the Saviour: and. that
Christ was clearly visible in and
through the whole story OF Dayid's
life. as He IS. in almost every page OF
the Old Testament OWENS.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

From the Hilo Tribune.
While the emaciased coalition OF
the Territorial treasury Easy require
desperate sxpedients 10 secure its
replenishing we are inclined to think
that the removal OF the Chinese immt-
grafton fund from the vaults OF the
National Bank 20 the vaults OF the
treasury. plainly for the payment OF
Territorial debts. Is IN the nature OF
breach Of trust Ae we understand
il the sssi 900 thus removed consists
OF vast number OF individual depo-
sits OF which the Government IS sim
ply the trustee. II Is an undiSputed
principle of the law thar a trustee
may not mingie trust funds with his
own for the purpose OF giving himself
a fictitious financial strength. and still
farther is il from being disputed that
he may not use the trust funds for his
own profit Unless the status OF the
Chinese immigration Trust Fund is
different from that OF other trust funds
known to the law il would appear
that Acting Governor Cooper is as
suming for the Territory dangerous
res possibility
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
TEAR DOWN OAHU PRISONS
BLOODHOUND RAG.

n ENEATH Oahu Prisons blood
X hound Gag.
H Bsrbarfe symbol Of Al o1Igarehic
sway.
FnII many = victim Of inhuu.n lzw
Hath buried hope and cursed the
hours away
When Ittle-minded men. in former
years.
ccuvenienced law to serve their in
terests vile.
When less than twelve. twelve Of
prisoners peers.
Could dungeon him. to taste Of death
awhile
Then. in defiance of the peoples right.
PoiIuting winds that bore sloft its
shame. :
Waved high the sign of petty tyrant's
might.
rag that Knocked the Christian
worlds good name.
Then did a purchased press's ranting
Fling in the face of Justice many =
lie:
Then did a trembling. coward crew.
so plot.
That tears of anguish dimmed fair
Freedoms eye.
Behold simple people robbed of SOW
ereignty
By clever thieves beneath religions
cloak;
Robbers. who fearing vengeance
might decree
Their victims to throw OF the des-
pots yoke.
Begged the protection of a nation
strong.
Hoping. beneath Columbia's banner
bold.
To pleasure in their reign of secret
And gather men of power within their
fold.
Now Gods own vengeance. with no
sparing hand.
Falls heavy on the heads of those who
stood,
DeIylng rlght and justice IN this land !;
Who thought not ever of their coun-
try's good.
Tear down Oahu Prisons bloodhound
Let men convicted 'gainst the laws of
right
Now tread it in the dust-Up with the
Flag
or eedom,-Symbol of free mems
might
Where waves the Stars and Stripes
lives Liberty
Rejoice Hawaii, -Columbia' daugh-
ter free;
Justice prevails-Damned is conspi-
racy-
The bloodhound banner never more
shall be.
WILLIAM F. SABIN.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

IFor the Sunday Republican,
Poor vee David came 10 me after
school hours crying. and saying in
mOurnful tones. -Absalon. he tell.
pity soon me die. pity soon me dill
What could I say TO convince that
little child. who was born and nzrzed
in vile superstition and vas 20 grow
to manhood in the midst Of Just such
Wild nonsenses There was not child
IN that valley who did not believe in
ghosts and in spirits for il vas
ingrained from their bzbyhOod. But.
after a few days and when the Incl
dent. In q degree. had passed from
my mind. he came 10 me again: -Ab-
salon. he say. Little more me die.
little more me die
While I laughed until I cried and
turned him round and round. ! shiv-
cred mentally. for malicious envy lay
at the bottom OF il ali. He was too
clever. too well-groomed. too pretty !,
"oh. David, II looks ike You viii
live to be as old as your grandfather
and you see him every day and you
know he Is going on. 100. Now il that
Big A. says any more hobgoblin lies
TO you. come and tell me; and. IL you
don't snap your fingers in his face and
whistle. His Truth is marching on.
why -,
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
WILL PLANT CANE.
Syndicate to Purchase Turner Lands
at Keaau.

Syndicate to Purchase Turner Lands
at keaau.
The Turner land at Keaau have been
on the market for some time past
though through neglect to properly ad
vertise 1t the pubic generally was not
aware of the fact. and the sale has
been slow in consequence.
For some weeks past the employees
of the Olaa Sugar Company have had
under consideration plan to organize
a stock company with sufficient capital
to clear the lands. plant in cane and
cultivate it until it is ready for the
mill. This company is now about or
ganized and nearly half the stock
subscribed.
When all the details are complete
contract will be made with the Olaa
mill for grinding the cane and then
laborers will be put in the fields 10
prepare the soil for planting. There
is very little timber on the land and
nearly all of il is adapted for cane.
Much of il was cleared for coffee and
for several years Mr. Turner sold the
coffee from the trees at his store. The
soil is quite deep in some places and
is said to be excellent sugar land II
is desirably located. some OF il front
ing on the Volcano road opposite Pc
ter Lees. II is within a short dis
lance OF 0laa min and the Hilo rail
wav is ALREADY constructed through a
portion of the land.-Hawaii Herald
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
Where the Kick Comes.
From the Hilo Tribune.

From the Hlfo Tribune.
The Advertiser remarks that Gov
ernor Dole win stay in his chair In
spite of the attempts of his political
enemies TO Gust him Now right here
is the point where the Advertiser
makes a mistake. Governor Dole
doesn't STAY in his chair. that is what
we are kicking about. II he would
stay there instead Of up in Waimea,
il would be. comparatively speaking.
all right If he doesn't stay in 1t, II
seems TO be up to President Mckinley
TO put someone else there who viii.
When Governor Dole himself assumes
the appointment we have a feeling
that as usual his ideas OF Executive
boundary lines are a little vague.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

Il seems that the Attorney General.
and all his deputies and all the coun-
sci OF the family compact. learned and
unlearned In the law. did not know
that the criminals discharged and to
be discharged by Judge Gear under
the L. s Supreme Court decision,
could be re-arrested and committed
for the action Of a future Grand Jury.
until The Republican called attention
to that obvious fact. and quoted the
law for IL. Call again. gentlemen,
when you do not know what to do.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

EXHIBITS az their own- The Blabver-
User win give a correct Imitation o.
the Islands sinking six inches every
time Thursson goes 60 Wasningtoa-
n the Islands should sink the spy
tux Russian would have bis wo-S on
rAs coast lines ard hzxncgs ali N
vsin. she Makatra you'd be likely u
Asve his ahysiczl body drowned u1fe
his astral was scootfng elsswhers and
the promoter q the First Interna-
tEcnal Exposition OF The Pacific
woulS never Be- able 10 show tire Aa-
waiIarS the onehee-coachee dance 50
popular on the mainland
AN TNKS0NASIAc.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
New remnerann. Eoree.

A Kansas soldier in the Philippines
notes a new temperance force which
is at work in the army. We have.
he says. "a lot of native soldiers en-
listed here. When one of the white
boys gets drunk me captain puts a
native soldier over him. and the ma
tive puts on lots OF airs while march
ing him around. It grinds the boys
so that they wouldn't get drunk il
theylcould."
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28
ABSENTEES PREGLUDED ANY
BUSINESS BEING DONE
Senate Net Yesterday But Was or.
Iiged to Adjourn Because Of Lack
Of Quorum.

A half dozen Senators lolled about
the lanais OF the bungalow building
for the greater part of an hour yes
terday afternoon endeavoring to cor
raj d working quorum. but without
success. Clerks and other officials
put in a prompt appearance They
sat around and looked contented. drew
their breath. incidentally also their
salaries. while a few Independent law
makers discussed the outcome of the
House deliberations at its morning
session.
Conversation was directed to a wide
variety Of topics The likelihood of
a harmonious adjournment Monday
received about equal attention with
the recent Circuit Court decisions.
Receiving no word from the House in
regard to the disposition made OF the
claims bill. the Senators arrived at
the conclusion that temporary ad-
journment was the better part of val
or. and the premises were speedily
evacuated.
II is understood that the Senate will
offer no objections to the House am
endments or alterations made in the
claims account All factions are
united in their determination of clos
ing the session Monday. The bill will
be turned over TO the Senate at its
morning Session, anu arteI It's iatfn-
cation will be returned to the House.
The Acting Governor will then be no
titled of the action of both branches
OF the legislature. Then with the
signature of the executive forthcom-
ing. the final steps toward a perma-
nent adjournment will be taken.
However. should unforeseen exigen-
eies arise, the plans of the majority
of the present legislature Monday will
be of very perfunetory order
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

merits OF the attack 0, sssfense. In
the matter OF the Kohala-Hno RAJ.
road. anyone familiar with the his
tory of similar enterprises in these
islands will instinctivelv sympathize
with President Gehr II is not alto
gether unwritten history that railway
development on the Island of Hawaii
was stopped for more than a decade
by the hammering OF knockers"
Railway building on this island OF
Oahu only succeeded in spite OF the
same tribe.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

Owing 10 mechanical exigencies oc>
casioned by The arrival Of the steamer
Zealandia late yesterday evening. this
page has had 10 be closed Up at m
earlier hour than usual
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

Trial Trip Postponed.

The trial trip OF the Rapid Transit
Co.'S ears was postponed from yes
teraay until next Tuesday. Il vas
impossible To make track and trolley
connections in time. The engines were
run in the power house again yesser-
day afternoon and worked smoothly.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

Among the inconvenience result
Ing from annexation a few Hiloites
count the privilege and duty of sery-
ing upon a Federal jury in Honolulu
Hilo Tribune.
Aye II is as cruel as dragging a
hermit out OF his mountain cave TO
serve as floor manager at state ball
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-07-28

There is now no reason 20 doubt
that the volcano Of Kilauea is graiHai-
ly resuming activity With the sur
face rocks reddening. spouting foun-
tzins OF molten lava are liable to de-
velop at any moment.