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The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Excelsior Lodge No. s, K.
of P: Ocean City Lodge No. 2. K.
of F.
Special Notices-Opening Of Rowling
Alley, Georgia Hussars' Bowling AS
ISOLATION: yellow Pine Lumber for
Sale, c. II. Dorset, Auctioneer;
Change of Firm, G.. H. Ellis & Co.;
Joyces Display; At Gardeners; A. c..
oelschig, Florist; Boneless Ham, Hog
Head Cheese, ETC., Trapani & Branan;
Retail Department, Domestic Coal and
Wood Company.
Business Notices-New English Wal
nuts, A. NJ. G. C. w. West; To the
Housewife, The S. w. Branch Com
pany; Just a Few More Barrels of That
Beautiful Rice, at MINISTER'S.
Amusements-John Robinson's Ten
Big Shows in One; Foxy Grandpa" at
Theater Tonight.
Watches-Waltham Watches.
Baking Powder-Royal Baking Pow
der.
Mineral Water-Hunyadi Janos.
Malt Murine Anheuser- Busch
Brewing Association.
No Matter How You Are Built-B.
H. Levy & Bro.
Legal Notices-In the Matter of E.
NJ. Sichel of Lowndes, Bankrupt, and
J. NJ. Boyd of Lowndes. Bankrupt;
Libel Against British Barkentine Alice
Bradshaw.
Cow Feed-W. D. Simkins & Co.
Medical-Lydia Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Pills; TUFTS Pills; Horsfords Acid
Phosphate; DR.. Thacher's Liver and
Blood Syrup; Blood Wine; Hyomei;
Stuart's Catarrh Tablets; DR.. Hath
away Company.
Cheap Column Advertisements
Help Wanted; Employment Wanted;
For Rent; For Sale; Lost: PERSONAL:
Miscellaneous.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
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The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
DIDN'T Find Her Honey.

A young married woman from the
South who was visiting New York a
few days ago with her husband left
him in their hotel room one morning
while she went on an errand, says the
New York Sun. She was not accustom-
ed to big hotels nor to big New York,
but she got back without mishap in
half an hour and knocked at the door.
There was no response.
Let me in, honey" said the young
woman, knocking more vigorously.
Still no response.
Honey, let me in" called the young
woman, redoubling her exertion
Honey, honey, let me in"
She ratified the knob and shook the
door and pounded with both fists, but
there was the silence of the grave on
the other side. The young woman's
voice rose to half a cry.
Honey, aren't you there? I want
to get in. Honey, open the door"
Then arose from the other side of
the door a deep, bass voice with a
resentful note in it.
Madam" it said. this is not a
hive. This is a bathroom"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
BRIGHT BITS.

Good night.-Mr. Borem-"I wonder
if there's any truth in the old saying
Absence makes the heart grow fond
er'?" Miss Pepprey (suppressing a
yawn)-"Well, I believe / could like
some people very much more II they'd
only go away."-Philadelph Press.
One of the latest apocryphal sto-
ries on the yacht race is that about
the lady who on hearing that the
Shamrock was beaten on time allow
ance. said it was 'horrid of the Amer
leans to take advantage of the differ
ence between their time and ours
Glasgow Evening Times.
He Shines by Contrast.-"If you
had worked hard during the summer
as / did, you would not be- obliged to
beg now" said the ant colby. Very
true" replied the grasshooper, but il
1 were not lazy you would never be
able to acquire such a reputation for
industry. Judge.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

Admiral Schley is a poor man, but
there are a number of things he
wouldn't do for money. One of them
is to go on the lecture platform and
tell his troubles. A Washington paper
says he was called on the other day
by the manager of one of the most
prominent lecture bureaus in the coun-
try who offered him $1,000 each for ten
lectures, to be delivered in as many
cities of the United States. Admiral
schleys answer TO his proposition was
as follows: MY dear sir. II anybody
mentions the Santiago campaign to me
after the close of this court of inquiry
! will throw him downstairs, II stair
is convenient; and II not, then think
I will be minded 10 shoot him on the
spot"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

Gov. Gambler proposed that the
states pension system should be placed
upon an INDECENT basis. Mr.. Parke
of Greene county evidently differs with
the Governor, and is willing that even
those who are comparatively we'll fixed
should draw pensions. He has intro
duced bill in the Legislature provid-
ing that those who have as much as
$1,000 worth of property or an income
of $500 per year may draw a pension if
otherwise qualified. That is a long
way from an INDECENT basis. 1t would
be safe to say that there are hundreds
Of taxpayers in Georgia who are sup
porting families on an income of not
more than S400 per year. In many
sections of the state an income of
1888 Ia per month is regarded as as
surfing very fair living. 1t should
not be the policy of the state to pen
sion those who are able to take care
of themselves. Georgia would. no
doubt, be willing to grant a pension to
every one of her old soldiers if she
were able; but she hasn't got the
money,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
Personal.

IF. A. Sampson, of Sedalia, Mo-,
who has given his entire library to
the State Historical Society, has been
interested for thirtythree years in coll
lecting books, periodicals and materi-
ais bearing upon Missouri history. His
collection aggregates upward of 1000
titles.
Bishop Sharetti of Havana, having
settled the question of Church prop
erty in Cuba, has been appointed del
egate extraordinary to the Philippines.
whittier he will go about the end of
the year to settle the church property
question there. He will take with him
to the Philippines his assistant at Ha-
vana, DR.. Bonaventure Broderick.
Bishop Barnada of Santiago will go to
Havana
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
THE TooNIER BILL.

We can see no reason why there
should be objection to the bill which
Mr.. Toomer introduced into the House
! on Thursday We refer to the bill
which provides for so amending the
constitution that appropriation bills
shall be presented to the Governor at
least ten days before the end of the
session. 1t will be recalled that last
year the appropriation bill was not
sent to the Governor until the Legis-
lature was ready to adjourn. 1t con-
tanned appropriations which amounted
to more than the states estimated in
come.
The Governor had the power to veto
items which did not meet his approval
but he could not use that power with
out doing great injustice TO the inter-
ests to which these items related
There was no appropriation in the bill
that ought not to have been made, and
it is probable that no one could reas-
onably be called extravagant, but the
total of them was greater than the
state could afford. If the Governor
had been clothed with the power to
scale the appropriations he would
have done, in all probability, what the
Legislature ought to have done. He
would have cut down the different ap>
preparations until he brought the total
within the estimated income of the
state.
1t is the purpose of Mr.. TONERS
bill, as we understand it, to require
the Legislature to complete the appror
priation bill ten days before the end
of the session so there will be time
to reach an agreement as to which
appropriations shall be cut down when
it becomes apparent that the appro-
priation bill carries a larger amount
than is warranted by the revenues.
If the Toomer bill should become
law the Governor would have time to
bring the Legislature to his way of
thinking in his effort to limit expenses.
The indications from some of the
bills which have ben introduced are
that financial matters are going to re-
ceive a good deal of attention during
the session. 1t is evident, even to a
casual observer that If the rate of tax
alton is limited to mills new sources
of revenue will have to be found or
else valuations of property will have
to be raised. The pension charge has
not yet reached it's limit. 1t is now
very much greater than it was sups
posed it would be when the pension
legislation was proposed. Al steady in,
cyaasa IN tho amount of faxahle pron-
erty may, of course, be expected as
long as the times continue good, but
the fact ought not to be overlooked
that a period of depression is likely to
come at any time. In considering
Mr.. TONERS bill relative to apropria-
tions and Mr.. Burnett's bill to limit
the rate of taxation no factor bearing
upon the states financial condition
condition should be overlooked.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

Mr.. Charles T. Yerkes. the Chicago
millionaire, has purchased Turner'S
celebrated painting, Rockets and Blue
Lights" for the record price of ELSIE
One reason why Turner pictures cost
so much money is that there are so few
of them on the market, and the reason
there are so few is that during Tur-
ner's life he was not held in high favor
by his contemporaries and the public
who did not think that he amounted
to anything. Turner did not become
great until after he was dead. He
left a hundred finished pictures unsold
when he died. These he bequeathed te
the British government SO that they
can never fall into private hands.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

The Georgia editors are coming TO
the State Fair. The Macon News feels
moved 10 caution them to beware OF
Chatham Artillery punch. Our contem-
porary need have no fear on that
score. Whatever punch there may be
on hand viii be so safeguarded and
dispensed that no harm can come OF
IL, and meanwhile there viii be a plen-
~ OF lemonade and ginger-pop for
those who DO not care for punch. There
are some persons who indulge not
wisely but too well in the famous bev-
erage, and II - from such that artil-
lery punch has gained its reputation
a. an inducer Of ohromatlc and unsta-
bic vistas. But ~ course Georgia edl-
tors are not 10 be- Teckoned in any such
category. Thsy know when they have
sol enough
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
BasebalIe Giveth way to Footballs

From the Morning Oregonian.
No more from vacant Corner-Lotte We
hard and whirling Sphere
Now fyeth forth to smite We Man who
passeth in We Fare;
No more We Boyes upon We Fence
settle uppe a horrid Howl.
Consisting of such words as "Slide!"
or that's Strike!" or "Fowle!"
No more We Neighbours Back Yard
Fence is taken quite awaye,
TO reappear a Back stoppe on the
Diamond Field next Daye.
For Baseballe, with its wild Delights
no longer hath a Joye,
Ye white-lined Footballe Field now
claims we Time of We Small Boye.
Ye Suite and Capne of spotless White.
unsoiTd by Streake of Blood
Hath given Place to quilted Clothes,
much marked by yellow Nude.
Ye wire Maske, We oaken Bate, We
mighty leathern Mitts,
Ye Take OF Runnes and Outs and
Blocks, and wonderous Three
base Hits,
We nimble Laid that held First Base,
we Catcher 1.-THE and smalle,
Ye Pitcher with We Southwest paw
are vanished, one and allie.
No crashing sounds of Broken glass
we Householders annoye,
We white-lined Footballe Field now
claims We Time OF we smalle Boye
Now Rachel weepeth sadly for ye
Darling on We Cote,
Who found ye glorious Footballe Game
Little Bite too Hottie.
Now grewsomely ye Coroner doth Rubbe
his soft white Handes.
And count We Cases IN his care as
numbereth ye Sands,
Now lively doth ye Doctor steppe about
from DOore TO DOore.
Where lie ye Victims OF ye Sport. each
Weltering in Gore,
Old Death hath been no hustler since
ln the Dayes Of Troye.
Now that ys FoOfballe Field doth
Slain W Tlms W ~ smslle Boye.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

When the French were boiling and
bubbling with excitement over Bou-
LANCER and Dreyfus the British were
wont 10 smile IN "a very superior sort
OF way ana make remarks upon the
childish natures ~ their neighbors.
Nov u appears 10 be the turn Of the
French 20 smile and make remarks.
The Butler incident bids fair 60 split
England into two camps Of bowling
deTgighos
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

The Rev. Mr.. Blake of Lebanon, N.
H., is one of the most ardent temper
ance advocates in the state. But he be-
lieves in actual temperance, not the
shadow of it. For that reason he is
working to secure the repeal of the
present general prohibition law in his
state and the substitution OF local OPP
ton in its place. He says prohibition
under the present law is worse than a
failure. Mr.. Blake thinks it would be a
good idea not only to have local option
as TO the counties, but to permit each
Incorporated municipality to regulate
the liquor traffic according to its own
ideas,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

In all probability the German EN-
peror will eat Christmas dinner this
year that was cooked on an American
range and with American coal 1t is
understood that His Majesty recently
gave an order for Pennsylvania built
cooking range for the imperial kitch-
en-, and that American anthracite is
now being used in his household. APP
parently. therefore. there is going for
ward an American commercial inva-
sion of Germany. as well as OF Eng
land
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

In Illinois there is a statute which
says that the expenses of the family
are chargeable upon the property of
both the husband and the wife. 1t has
been recently held in one of the courts
that the expenses of the family in
clude the clothes of the husband, hence
the wife can be made to pay for such
clothes
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02


The New York Evening Post regards
it as IAN encouraging sign" that Gov
Gambler devoted more space to public
schools in his message to the General
Assembly than to any other topic
"One reason for the lack of better
school facilities in Georgia" says the
Post lis the absence of any healthy
local sentiment on the subject. The
counties look to the state entirely for
school funds" This is not the case with
respect to all of the counties, but it is
true that Ill out of 1877 counties draw
more out of the treasury for schools
and pensions than they pay into it in
taxes for all purposes. Six of the coun-
ties are about self supporting The 9TH
er twenty bear the whole load of the
state government besides paying then
own expenses.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

Betting on the New York election is
now said to be in favor of Low, with
odds of ten to nine. A week ago the
odds were about the same in favor of
Shepard. The probabilities, howeveg,
are that many of the bets that are re-
ported are mere things of straw, put
out for the purpose of influencing pub
lie opinion.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
The Weather.

The indications for Georgia to-day
are fair weather. fresh northwesterly
winds, becoming variable; and for
Eastern Florida, fair weather, except
showers on the east coast, fresh north
erly winds.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

The demand for small money, in both
bills and fractional currency, has late
ly become so heavy that the Treasury
can hardly keep up with it. The retail
trade is said to be calling for silver
certificates faster than they can be
printed. 1t is a fact, but probably not
a we'll known one, that paper money is
seasoned" at the Treasury before il
is sent out; that is, it is allowed time
to become thoroughly dry before it is
put into circulation. Owing to the pres
ent rush green" bills, with the ink on
them still damp, must be sent out. In
the green" state they quickly become
soiled and wear out fast. The odd-cent
prices in the great stores have created
such a demand for pennies that the
minis cannot keep up with it and they
have quit trying.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
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The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
WHAT WILL HE "sMAsHsn

The German Emperor is quoted as
having said recently: IF no CONNER
cial treaties are negotiated I shall
smash everything to pieces" 1t is the
understanding that he had in mind the
trade conventions with the United
States, assuming that he said the thing
at all. Germany has increased her
manufactures largely during the past
few years. She wishes an outlet for
her surplus production Especially is
this true in the matter of sugar. She
would like to have us open our doors
to her sugar upon more liberal terms.
The suggestion of smashing must
have been intended to convey the idea
that unless Germany gets more favor
able terms for her sugar and other
articles, she will institute a policy of
retaliation against American goods.
That would be a sort of smashing
of existing trade relations. The EN-
mean more. To smash everything to
pieces" taken in a literal sense, would
imply a very large contract, which
even the Emperor of Germany might
we'll hesitate to undertake.
But did he say it? 1t will be recalled
that only a short while ago the an
nouncement was made that extraordi-
nary precautions had been taken to
prevent the verbatim reporting of the
Emperor's speeches. One of his conf
Dental talks to the army had got into
the newspapers. In it there were GER
tain expressions of opinion and certain
instructions to the German troops that
did not look very we'll in print to for
eign eyes. Criticism followed In the
foreign press, and the Emperor issued
the order respecting the reporting of
his speeches in future. So far as the
information goes that order has never
been rescinded. 1t may be doubted,
therefore, that he has been correctly
reported.
Assuming, however, that the report
is correct and that the Emperor really
expressed the determination to smash
everything to pieces" it must still be
remembered that William is something
like our own Roosevelt-apt TO do and
say strange things; things calculated
TO stir apprehension and resentment
IL one fails to consider the source. VIII
liam, also like Theodore. is impetuous
and allowances must be made for him.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

The Louisville Courier-Journal is re-
minded that even preachers have their
troubles. Al a recent funeral sermon In
Mississippi II says, one OF the audi
tors became so disguised at the praise
which the preacher was plling on the
deceased that he drew his revolver and
began shooting az the reverend gen
tleman. over In Indiana not long ago
"a funeral preacher came near being
mobbed because ne was too extreme
ln his criticisms OF the departed. III
this thing continues" says Col Wat
tsrson's paper. The delivery 81 d sue
ooasfui funeral sermon wlll become one
o. the hRe arts
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
Something TO Appreciate


Is the Work of the British Doc,o
at III York Street West-Tbes
Eminent Gentlemen are Civ
ang their Services Entirely
Free to all InvaIids Who
call Upon Them Be-
fore Nov. s..
A staff of eminent physicians and
surgeons from the British Medical II
stitute have, at the urgent Solicitation
OF a large number of patients under
their care in this country established
permanent branch of the Institute i'm
this city at No. Is York ST., west in
Henderson Building Rooms 1, 2. g.
Opp. Post Office.
THESE eminent gentlemen have de-
c;ded to give their services entirely frea
for three months medicines excepted1
to all invalids who call upon them for
treatment between now and Nov. 9.
these services consist not only of con-
sultation, examination, and advice, but
also of all minor surgical operations.
The object in pursuing this course
is to become rapidly and personally
acquainted with the sick and afflicted
and under no conditions will anv
charge whatever be made for any SER
vices rendered for three months. to
all who call before November 8.
The doctors treat all forms OF dis
ease and deformities, and guarantee
cure in every case they undertake.
At the first interview a thorough ex-
animation is made, and, if incurable.
you are frankly and kindly told so:
also advised against spending your
money for useless treatment
Male and female weakness, catarrh
and catarrhal deafness, also rupture,
goitre, cancer, all skin diseases and
all diseases of the rectum, are positive-
ly cured by their new treatment
The chief associate surgeon of the
Institute, is in personal charge.
Office hours from 8 a. m, till D. m.
No Sunday hours.
SPECIAL NOTICE-If you cannot
call, send stamp for question blank for
home treatment.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Philadelphia Ledger Qnd.) says:
Bloody as it was. the race riot in
Louisiana contains less portent of
coming trouble than the strike of iron
workers at indianapolis against the
employment of colored labor. Race
prejudice, often expressed in violence,
is expected in the South, but Indiana
is a Northern state, and II racial pref
udice is spreading there, the outlook
for continued peace is not encourag-
ing"
The Jacksonville (Fla.) Times Union
and Citizen (Dem.) says: 1.-The father
of Czolgosz allowed him to live in idle
ness, and he ended as he did; Schwab' S
mother kept him at work, and he is
drawing the biggest salary on record
for a simple citizen. Is not the father
of the one and the mother of the other
responsible in a large degree?"
The Louisville Courier-Journal
(Dem.) says: 1.-THE scales OF Justice
are a poor makeshift. II every incen-
diary anarchist in the world had been
killed with Czolgosz they would not
have weighed against the one life
taken by Czolgosz. our efforts must
be more devoted to exterminating an
archy before u fixes It's victims"
The Chicago Chronicle (Dem.) says
I'm making the next nomination for
President the Democratic party should
be sure Of is man and sure 81 rs
ground. A Statesman who knows 10
which party he belongs and who Is
known 10 everybody elfe az DEM
ocTat sh0ulG be the Democratic CAM
didate fOr President Ia iaof."
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-02

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