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he SANG HIMSELF.
How IeG,atius Donnelly Once
Melted q Cold Crowd.

Prior to moving his family to
Minnesota in the fifties Ignatius
Donnelly made the trip alone in the
winter to the state, being obliged
at that time to make part Of the
journey by stage, on the ice, from
Dubuque. The first morning out,
With the prospect of several days.
companionship before them, the
whole party rode along in glum 81
ience. 10 man of Mr.. Donnelly's
cheerful and convivial temper this
was very distressing. At last he
could stand it nc longer and ad-
dressed the crowd generally.
"Ladies and gentlemen" said he,
this will never do. If we are to-
ride this way for week, we shall
all be lunatics. Can't some one tell
q story?"
There was dead silence. No one
eyer smiled. When addressed indi-
vidually, they all shook their heads.
Then he asked if any of them could
sing song. No one of them could.
"rhen," !" said ne, Eli sing a song
myself"
Now, if there was any one thing
among his various accomplishments
that he could not do it was to sing a
song to any recognized tune. He Of
ten said that "any fool could sing a
song to one tune, but it takes a
man of genius to sing q song to half
a dozen times at the same time"
Consequently when on that win
try morning he broke into melody
the passengers forgot the cold, the
long journey and other material
things and laughed until they we're
sore. But he accomplished his OBJ
ject. In @ few minutes some one
was found who could sing, and then
the story telling began, in which
Donnelly, of course, shone supreme,
and for the rest of the trip they
were the jolliest people that ever
bumped over the snowdrifts Of the
Mississippi. Minneapolis Times.
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THE PLAY uD DIDN'T READ.

David Belasco, the playwright,
once said: 'In my early days / used
to be indefatigable in bringing plays
OF mine to managers. One manager
I suspected OF never reading any
plays, so ! tried q trick on him. One
day gave him a roll Of blank pa
per tied with red ribbon. He re-
ceiyed the roll politely and told me
to call iii two weeks. I called as he
had requested, and he said he had
read the play, but that unfortunately
it wouldn't do Then I slowly un-
rolled tho blank paper before his
eyes, held it up to him and enjoyed
the comedy situation"
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Doctors report scores of cases OF
appendicitis at the hospitals of Chi
cago. One of the producing causes Of
this disease is said to be the quick
lunch counter. People do not take
time to eat properly. When disease
comes, however, it takes its own time
and exacts strict penalty for violated
hygenic laws.
- The oil of tobacco found in the
stems of long used pipes, or obtained
by distillation at red heat, is one of
the most active and powerful poisons
known to the chemist. A single drop
will often cause death in the case Of q
dog or cas.
- Never belittle your own acts.
People are very apt to take you at
your estimate.
Some men find it so hard to get
enough to drink that they don t bother
about anything to cat.
- The luckiest people in tho world
are those who do not depend upon
good luck.
= Every time an argument gains
you new friend it loses you two old
ones.
Praising your rival may be good
Christianity but it's poo. politics.
It's wise plan to try On your
good resolutions before passing them.
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A rERnrBLn CoNJUNCr1oN.

A 'ebut" soon comes to modify a
pretty picture. It is a terrible word,
this innocent little conjunction
Think how much annoyance and
grief it ushers in to us in an aver
age year. s"The market opened well,
but "Baby is certainly better
than she was yesterday, but still"-
'eNo, sir; your hair is not going
gray that I can see, but it is thin
ming very fast" ''I do love you
very much and always have loved
you, but I love some one else bet
ter" and so on. I wonder we NOR
tails have not combined to put ban
upon the wretched little monosylla-
bic. Perhaps it is saved by our i'm
agination. We know that it is a
nuisance and a terror to us, but yet
there may be background of new
light to the cloud which it suddenly
brings for the obliteration of our
present happiness.-All the Year
Round.
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she she WAS Was SARCASTIC SARCASTIC.
Hcr Thanks Upon Getting q Seat
In % Street Gar.

Members of the smart set, going
home from the theater, filled the
Madison aTcnas car, and every one
took thc squeezing in the best posi-
bic humoF. At one corner fat
young woman got on. She was dress
cd in fine style and evidently felt
her own Importance greatly. She
managed to catch hold Of strap
and hung almost suspended, as she
was rather short. She swung right
aid !cf: With every motion of the
dying car and tried to bring herself
into the genial company of people,
who were nearly all friends, but all
her advances toward an understand
ing with them bore no fruit, and
she was left friss;dlyy alone, and yet
she did not seem to notice that Ter
words were all addressed to the ar.
At last, after she had stepped on
eycrybody's feet and bumped up
against everybody two or three
times, a gentleman stood up from
fale seat where re haG b5en reading
with diligence all this time and
said:
"bfadan, you can nave my seat"
Saying that, he lifted his hat and
started out. She bowed and replied
in loud voice, so that every one
Heard her, and said:
"Oh, thank you, kind sir. I can
not sufficiently express my graft
tude-no one could-and all I can
say is that I beg you to accept my
mos. earnest thanks. shall re-
member you in my prayers. for you
are SO generous"
BY this time the man was red as
a beet and could not escape until
tic car stopped. Nearly all the pas
sengers were amused by the affair,
hut when he got to the door the
woman had reached the seat and
said loudly to everybody, eeHe might
dave taken it along, and it was SO
kind Of him to leave it." New
York Herald.
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rHE GoopL. COMPANY.

A ,oYai hesst Tor loyal friend,
And lore for thoss that love you;
A fearless soul to the journeys end.
Whatcye7 s1ieS eborr you;
A lsugh for luck In tbs dawn's glad light.
And song where the night shall and yoa.
and the rcd $cu t-ssss i rSsTe and brigbs,
fhoush Fate ride fast behind you:
For loysl fhends make q bold array.
Aad lore Ia charu to Ehield you.
And fearless soul drives Thoughts away
That 10 defeat would yield you,
And laugh IL spell far gladness cast,
And & song 90 stEopS GhalI find you
That the coward Esie. from hfst to Last,
aides ehivering far behind youl
-St. Louis Republic.
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CITATION.
State OF South Carolina,
County OF ndarann

County OF Anderson.
By II. Y. II. Nance, Judge of Probate.
Whereas, w. A. Simpson hps
applied to me to grant him Letters Of Nd
ministration on the Estate and effects of
Miss Ada simpson, deceased
These are therefore to cite and admon-
ish all kindred and creditors of the said
Miss Ada Simpson, dec'd, to be and ap-
pear before me in Court Of Probate; to
he held so Anderson Court House, on
the 25th day of April, 1901. after pub
iication hereof, to show cause, If any they
have, why the said administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand this Sth day Of
April, 1900.
r. Y. II. NANCE, Probate Judge.
April TO- 1901 AZ
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WHAT CAP nsEAKa.

The expression CAL" popularity
used to designate articles Of the first
quality, is copied from the symbols
of the British and foreign shipping
Lists of the Lloyds. GA" is used to
designate the character Of the con-
dition Of the hull of a vessel, the
figure "1" to denote the efficient
state Of her anchors, cables and
stores. If those are insufficient. in
quantity or quality, the figure "2"
Is used to indicate the same. When
it is said Of ship or anything else
that she or it els AL" it means that
such is first class in every respect.
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CITATION.
State of South Carolin

Stale OF South Carolina,
County OF Anderson.
By II. Y. II Nance, Judge of Probate.
Whereas, w. A. Simpson has
applied to me to grant him Letters Of
Administration on the Estate and effects Of
j. II. Simpson, Sr., deceased.
These are therefore to cite apd admon-
iAh all kindred and creditors OF the said
}. II. Simpson, Sr., deceased to be and
appear bhfore me in Court Of Probate, to
be held 1T Anderson G. Fl on the 25th day
OF April, 1901, after publication here
Of, to show cause, II any they have why
the said Administration should not he
granted Given under my hand. this
Sth dav IF April, 1901
r.. V. II NANCE, Probate Judge.
April TO- 1901 40
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Notice to Stockholders.

VNAKE NOTICE that tho First Annual
M"a't"g OF the Stock holdara Of tho
RIVE RSIDE MANUFACIURING co
will he helh at tho Office of tho Cornpanv
IN Anderson. s. ~. on THURSDAY.
APRIL the 18Th. 1901, at IL o'rlork.
d p. McBRAYER, President.
March 10, 1901 SO
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Notice to Stockholders.

THE annual meeting Of the STOCK
TURING COMPANY will be held at the
office o. the Company in the Farmers'
and Merchants' Bank, in Anderaon. 8.
C., on Tueadav, April 23rd, at IL O'Clock
w. +. cox, Pres. and Treas.
April 3, lsOi IL
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"A WONDERFUL TRANSFORMATION.

It is on record in medical litcra-
ture that in the year 1881 poor old
man residing in Tarcntuln, near
Naples, was the subject of mar
velous change when at the age of
nearly so years. His skin peeled off,
and new and soft skin supplied it's
place; his muscles again became
strong and plump; the wrinkles dis
appeared from his face and the
white hairs from his head; black,
curly hair grew on his head again,
and his complexion became fresh
and youthful. Sixty years later he
again became decrepit with Sec
ond old age and died after passing
his one hundred and sixtieth year.
- Beware Of the friend who ad wise 9
you to 20 to war or get married.
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Peoples
Bank of
Anderson

Moved into their Banking
House, ard are open for busi-
ness and respectfully solicits
the patronage of the public.
Interest paid on time deposits
by agreement.
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Parity the blood and put the system
IN order for summer work by using at
this time g short course Of Priokly Ash
sBltters; it's he Ss-rsaa11oss tuiiood puri-
fer on earth, Evans Pharmacy.
- sThcrel' saidthe energetic lady.
1t takes q woman to save money. /
went and gave that plumber such q
taking that he reduced his bill $5. .
81 know you did, :" sighed the hus-
band ''He sent bill of s12 to the
Office to-day for the timc you took up
arguing with him.
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: An umbrella does lot Of goo

but it has to be put up 60 it,
The beg os 122, dining at his un-
cIc's made such good dinner that
his aunt observed, "Johnny, you ap-
pear to eat we'll" Eyes, aunty,"
replied the urchiu, GIVE been practic-
ing ealing all my life.
= The rarcst known fish in Il c
oceanis that called the ribbon fish.
Only sixteen specimens have been re-
corded in the last century. It is only
found in tho deepest parts Of the sea.
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ApsURD.

Ostensible Head Of the Family
Maria. there was q hook agcn,
around today who wanted to sell me
o work on etiquette and good beha-
vior; teaches it In six Lessons.
told him; I'd ask if you thought we
wanted it.
Real Head--It's a humbug. John
It can't be taught in six lessons.
I've bean trying to teach it to you
for 16 years and haven't succeeded
vel. Chicago Tribune.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-07
TNs MUSIC LOVER

Twas only 'bont year ago
The enterprise was planned
An now our town can boast OF hayin'
Quite Al likely band; s1
It's sut'tn' 'ly u'prisen'
How they play the pieces through.
Bntit only shows what practice
An intelligence'll do.
They've been a.giving cou certs
Ev'ry Thursday on the green.
They're poplar; an on concert-nights
Young couples may be seen
A-strollin' slowly arm in arm,
Or sittin' hand.in- hand
An older couples do the same
While list'ning to the band.
often 20 with Cynthy-.
We both are fond Of tunes
An hearin' them we've gone through
most
A hundred hOneymOons.
kinder like the quick ones.
She likes the slow ones best,
But both OF us admire
The pieces 10y Request.
We've learned to Judge composers,
There's some who have no ear,
But this chap has \ good one,
His chords are good aud clear;
lie wrote, "Star-Spangle banner,
BEN Bolt" an Robin Hood
In fact most all his pieces
We've heard, are purity good
FRANZ SAwIN BAELY. 81
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poruIatIon of Hood River

The Weekly Hood River Glacier has
enumerated the people within the
corporate limits of the torn OF Hood
River and found the population to be
75l, This is an increase OF l29 people, or
20 per cent, over the population last
January, which was G22 An Increase o (
% per cent shows healthy growth. The
population, though, has changed
somewhat OF the list OF names heads of
families and persons self supporting
that was printed in the Glacier directory
last year, ~ have moved from the town,
and four have died. Most Of those who
have moved, most Of them heing families
whocame here with the Lost Lake
Lumber company's mill, have left tine
country, while few reside nov in the
valley. With the growth Of the town
there have been added II new business
establishments within the year.
including bank, grocery store clothing
house, two saloons, an eating hOnse, tin
shop, two butcher shops, racket store,
two millinery stores, news agency,
jewelry store. Failures in business have
been live in number including
newspaper, two meat markets and a
grocery store, hardware store, millinery
shop. Money la ll0Oi River Is not over
abundant, but the business transacted
here has been commensurate with the
healthy status Of huances in general
throughout the United States.
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same time, and to further aid compli.
cations, Scotland Yard detective APP
pears on the scene, also disguised as a
redman in search of the missing friend
and the muddle is made worse. The
piece is in the hands OF an excellent cast,
which includes Beatrice Norman, Will
liam Friend, Cbas. Drake, Frank j.
Gorman, Chas. Lum, f. J. Mack, May
Anderson, Chas. Deland, Estella Will
mott, Ostillie DeI.ano and others. Pop
ular prices 25c, Soc and 75c. No higher.
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Good Play az PopuIar Prices.


"a Stranger in Strange Land
the farce that ran for ten weeks az the
Manhattan Theatre New York last sea.
son will be the Offering at the Grand
Opera House this evening. The play is
by Sidney Wilmer and Walter Vincent
and tells OF young man whose fortune
Was in the hands Of an estimable woman,
his aunt, who has lost confidence in him
through number OF escapades in which
he has INDUCED. lie has been sent 10
America toai'roagh ~ iii the hope that
the experience may cause him to settle
down Ia lle. He pretvnds that lie is
running big cattle ranch near Buffalo
n. \. tie has an elderly uncle who aids
in the deception, aud who, in endeayor.
ing 10 help him out only gets him into
deeper trouble lie writes letter 20
his nepheS, telling him TO back up his
stories by bringing home a real Indian.
OF course the letter miscarries and the
young man returns minus the Indian.
lie induces an old chum-whO is lis sis
ter's lOyer--to disgnise himself as saw
age. About this Time An American pa
tent medicine dealer happens along with
a genuine redman wh om he uses lor adj
vertising purposes. The uncle, hoping TO
relieve the difficulty, borrOws the Indian
and then the mixup begins The bogus
and The real Indian arrive abont the
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American Rowllna cnnaress

CmcAGo, Jan. THE American Bowl.
ing Congress met today with large at
tendance. In connection with this
Congress, which extends to the 18th
inst, the first annual tournament Of the
United States will also he held This
tournament is expected to greatly stim.
ulate and increase the interest in the
bowling game and also to increase the
Importance Of the national organization.
The events will consist OF dve.man
team contest, two.men team contest and
individual contests, The games will he
played on the sth, 9th, 10th 18th and
18th.
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State Of Ohio, City of Toledo,l
upac Enuntv ~

'saNto SbuhNNs
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of f, j.
Cheney d Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and state afore.
said, and that said firm will paw the
sum Of One Hundred Dollars Tor each
and every case Of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK j. CuINEy.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December,
A. ID. 1885. A. W. GLEAsoN,
SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal.
ly, and acts directly on the blood aud
mucous surfacesof the system. Send ior
testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY Il Co., Toledn, o.
Sold by druggists, Zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Salem Social Notes

The Odd Fellows library will be open
ed in its new quarters on wednesday
evening. This order maintains Tor it'
members. or those belonging to it'
library association, reading room and
large collection of standard works o
| literature.
Mrs. Fred Virgins aud Mrs Claud
Catch (let their husbands share theii
glory have won again in Buffalo, N.
Y. amateur photography prize contest
against competitors from all over the
country.
Two Governors spoke at the w. G. r.
U. rooms Saturday night. H. Fletcher
delivered one OF a course of lectures, and
T. T. Geer spoke in approval Of the
entertainment afforded.
Washington's Birthday, Feb. %, is Ia
be honored at Salem by military ball
under the auspicies of Go. II will be
the military boys annual event.
On Friday evening Miss Nellie Stan.
dish entertained some friends at the
home of Mr.. aud Mrs. r. NJ Thompson
on Ferry and Church Streets.
Miss Cope,and's dancing class Satur-
day night at Tioga hall was well.attend-
ed and all her pupils cay their teacher is
at the DEAD OF profession.
Perry Card LETT Sunday for Honolulu,
via San Francisco. He was there about
year ago and promises to send The
JOURNAL some letters.
Misses Berthq and Celia Goldsmith Of
Portland are guests Of their brother, the
wholesale and retail cigar dealer S. S.
Goldsmith aud wife.
The Saturday Night Solo Club was last
entertained by Rex Byars at the family
home of General and Mrs. Byars on
Commercial street.
Mrs. John Sites and Miss +. viii.
ans o. h Asylum force returned from
a few days visit in Portland last eve
ming,
q. A. Golden, FOR some time salesman
with q. w. Johnson, has gone into the
insurance business with Homer Smith.
On Wednesday this week the Entire
Nous Club give their final party of a
series of five at Tioga Hall.
p. II, Sharpe, the old mining pros.
pector Of the Bohemia country, returned
to Cottage Grove today.
w. w. Savage started for Victoria
B. G. this morning in the interest Of the
Oregon Nursery Co.
f. l.. Power, Of Lebanon, who has been
visiting his father, w. II. Power, re-
turned home today.
The Misses Ernestinc and Hortense
Levi went to Portland for a few days Wis
Z this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. T.. Strang returned |
asst night from few days visit at
Portland.
n. II. Burley of Portland who spent
sunday here with friends returned this
morning.
Ray Stapleton, and George Meyers
vent to Mt. Angel TO attend school, this
morning.
Hon. Sol. Abrams, Of Roseburg, passed
Trough the city today en- route home.
Fred Loose, OF Polk county went TO
'ortland on business this morning.
l.. Breynan and X. p. Boise Jr went
, Portland this morning
Mrs. A, n. Bush aud Miss Bush went
, Portland for the day.
Chas. d. Mutton went to Portland on I
nsiness this morning,
r. IL. Hubbard went to Portland on 9
nsiness this morning. II
J. l.. Hill, Of Albany, was in the city
'day.
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Psaee pselarea

Why devote all your time reading
the bOer War and the Gold Fields Of
Ala.baY There aT3 other matters o
vital Importance yOu may make trip
East. and viii want 10 know how "a
travel. In order 10 have the best ser
vice, use the Wisconsin Central Ry..
between 81. Paul and Chicago. For
rates and other information, write Jas.
A. ClOok, General AGENT, POFtand, ore
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-07

We had lot of roasted coffee that was
not good. We investigated the matter,
but could find no reason for IL. The
coffee ever since has been all right.
Please remember these particulars.
and when the coffee does not suit you,
report it. This is all we ask Our de.
sire is TO give satisfaction, freshness,
quality and reasonable prices.
freshness is half Of the battle. Will
give explanation Of fresh roasted coffee
in next ad; be sure and read il as il is
to yonr benefit II YOU are fond OF good
coffee. t
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U. s. Snpreme e Court

WASHINGTON, Jan. THE United
States Supreme Court reassembled today
after the holiday recess. The Court
will hereafter require that in all pro.
cesses Of the Courts and her United
States Courts the Christian names as
we'll as the surnames OF persons shall
be used. This order is intended to pre-
vent the use OF initials, which often
causes confusion.
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NOOnday Rest.

The ladies OF the w. C. T. 4. desire 10
announce TO the public that they have
opened Noon Rest at their TOoms. l20
Court street, where coffee, tea, bread,
butter. sandwiches, meat, potatoes, pie
or pudding will bs served daily except
Sundays, from II 80 a. m. 10 80 p. m
at nominal charge. - I'm
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Few Pointers

The recent statistics of the number o
deaths show that the large rnajorit1 di
with consumption. This disease wac
commence with an apparently har. lley
cough which can be cured instantly ss
kemp's Balsam for the Throat ably
Lungs, which is guaranteed TO cure nd
relieve all cases. Price 26c. and and
For sale by all druggists ! 60c.
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The HOmlIesl Man Ia Salem
Smoke Henry the Fourth.
Sam 5. Goldsmith Cigar Co.
W. ], Bryan al Omaha.

OMAHA, Neb. Jan. THE Jacksonian
Club will give their annual banquet to-
night. w. J. Bryan will he the chief
guest,and he has announced that he will
talk about the future policy Of the Dem.
ocratic party.
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Smoke Henry the Fourth.
sam S. Goldsmith Cigar Co,
Caleb Powers Case.

FRANKFORT, KY, Jan. The case OF
Caleb Powers, formerly Secretary Of
State, against the Commonwealth, will
come up before the Court Of Appeals
which assemblies today. Judge \. G..
O'Rear is now member OF the court
and its decision is expected 10 be favor.
able TO powers.
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Wet weather goods. All OF our Mack
lntoshes sold At 80 per cent reduction.
All Of our Sl.O0 Umbrellas 80 cts.
All OF our 75ct UmbTells now 50 Cts.
SALEM WOOLEN MILL STORE.
~ 20 n
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every Movement Hurts.

Wien you have rheumatism. Muscles
feel stiff and sore and joints are painful.
IL does not pay 10 suffer long from this
disease when il may be cured so prompt.
ly and perfectly by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
This medicine goes right 10 the spot,
neutralizes the acidity Of the blood,
which causes rheumatism, and puts an
ths pain au stiifiess