The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1901-05-17

A thief's talk is always about the dis
honesty Of others.
Emotion is the, music Of the soul and
hysteria ia its rag-time.
Laugh as much as you please, you all
have kin you don't like.
1t pays to advertise II the advertising
is done in a business-like way.
Every good advertisement helps to
make business and keep business.
It's a furry thing that none of the old
maids ever die OF heart failure.
The misfortunes OF other people We all
can bear with an heroic constancy.
Any girl over six feet tall ought to get
into heaven without having to be good.
What would the value of the dawn be
without the night or the smile without
the tear?
The wish is father to the thought-but
more often it turns out to be the mother
in-law.
II rich, the man who Is little queer
is called eccentric; II poor, he Is simply
called Q crank.
Fortunately, 1t Is no disgrace to be
poor, for poverty has enough discomforts
without that one.
The average man can hear the whis.
per Of q pretty woman farther than he
can the loudest call Of duty.
A woman likes it rs little to be inter.
rupted when she is talking as man
does when he Ia eating.
Anyway, Senator Jones road in the
procession instead Of being chained to
the chariot wheels.
In case Of war with Russia over the
sugar squabble, wouldn't 1t be sweet tc
die for ones country3
Success Is full of promise till men eel
it; and then 1t Is last years nest from
which the bird has flown.
The speculative craze is sweeping the
country, and many poor devil will bt
swallowed up before he is aware.
Society is place where people are in
troduced in order that they may mo-
know each other.
A woman is like her garden; the more
beautiful she looks, the harder some
man has to dig.
1t would have been severe blow Il
the world II all the ancient martyrs hat
been burned In private.
The average man would rather be de
clared lunatic ten times than to hav'
his love letters read in court once.
The best way to contract debts is t,
pay them-but somehow this plan is un
popular with great many people.
Men are more self.respecting thar
woman are. No mans bosom friend eve
knows how badly his wife treats him.
As soon as the average man hears
woman talk about altering the marriage
service he quits wanting to marry her
I Happy is the young man with cross
eyed sweetheart She can never stee
him straight into an ice cream parlor.
"Man wants but little here below"
This statement causes mirth;
1t must have been in Noah's time,
Right now he wants the earth.
The most pitiful thing in the world !
an old person dragging about waiting I
die. And we are all coming to it.
When you see girl with only on
glove on notice and Won will be prett
apt to see new ring on the other hans
Evil thoughts swarm only in unoccs
pied minds. Be busy about noble thing
II you would be saved from the ignobl
A marked rise in the level Of the sc
has been noted. A broad lagoon hi
been formed on the north side Of II
Jordan delta
Probably Noah had to keep his vii
looked up all the time Of the food 4
. fear she would forget and shoo the tw
flies on the ark.
Il Anirreyerent writer says: 1.-THE hil
/. church 10 one In which the fellowshil
J right hand II extended on the level vi
the chin.".
Narrow-minded people are like ma
row necked bottles; the less they ha
In them the more noise they make g
tihg It out. ~
The German Emperor is but m
!, like the rest Of us, though at times
must hide out from himself aud becol
? the king OF kings.
Every family ought to own . 10
milk COW and plenty Of good laying he
and . thoroughbred rooster 70 keep IN,
company.
China has been made 70 pay heavily
blood for her escapade, but she will I
realise how very msrciful the Christis
cen b until the money bills fall due.
An Atehisou man guards against !
ine 70 Sleep IN church by getting
= |syee On some woman who 10 chewi
ran. He elaiuhs that II h impossible
Naloh : Nunnan Who = chewing q
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