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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
GortfeBu1efpIst
Der .,Mrtsona slider"

i1reibt in Ieiner neueiten Nummsr:
Bon jebt ab nimmt Der Slider" feline
Seiratbsseiu4e in ieinen 4nSeiseipals
ten mebr auf, ~penisftens niht ioI6s
BON alien Sunsfsrn, bic einen Mann
fu4eu. Wtr Eaben ndmli4 erfabren,
bab mir einen brapen Mann auf bieie
Wsiie in Glsnb seitiirat BADEN. Dor
bret Wonaten annoncirte i'm ,8ider"
cine rbilbtibIde junse Maib nit be-
beutenoem UermDgen uno auberprbents
lifen tOrperli6en uno seiItisen 0ors
sisen", bab lie einen eblsn Maun ius
DIE, um nit ibr bur6's 2eben gu sebsu.
Wir nabmen Die Qn5eise un6eanitans
bet auf, neil es ia piele biibfhe junse
MGbden sibt, bic germ einen damn
fGtten unb i'm Wortlaut Der betreffen>
ben Nnnpnce ni4ts lag, mas uns 0ers
ba4t einflOben tpnnte.
y2eiber fiel Der brabe Did Wunis
san, ben mir als tii6tisen Gonbop
etrtn unb Der uns ihon manfen &C.
f1Gsn setban Eat, barauf bersin unb
auf irsenb cine Deiie pubte ibn bas
i6laue Guoer in hire Nebe gu loden,
10 bub er lie beiratbete, trrbo.m fis
bdBIi1 lit pie bic Ra9t, uno alt pie
cine 8ieieuipcamore. Oas Reiultat
eriiebt Der 2eier aus na9itebenbem
9riefe:
nrRsbatteur bes Slider: - sic
perb. S6peinbuno! Wenn i6
sic irgenbpo treffe, i6lage id S6nen
bIn 9irnIdGbel ein. Sine au9sl lit
ibr elenber Gabaper ni6t tpertb. Das
aIte 2uber, bas sic mir aufgebalIt,
ma6t mir ous 2eben our Dual unb
i9 tann es ni6t um's @srreden los
fperOen. Wenn Der Seufel nod cine
8robmutter baben iolte, 10 piini6e
id sic Sbnen. Den Slider" mill i9
nimmer mebr iefen. Gr 1T Der niez
oertrd6tigite Bif9, Der IN gang @ris
5ona eri9eint.
Did MuIIigon.~
Ser arnle Did t6ut uns leib.
SGttsn mir 10 mas aeohnt! &bsr 10
tann es Dem Notwithstanding fer unb
pcriiGtigiten Heoatteur erseben."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
Ser SGnb auf oet,t eterbe.
lager.

Gin iunser 4beliser gu S** lag on
einem unbeilbaren lIebel trant, uno
obppRl er puBte, ipie nabe Der Sob
ibm lei, polte er bod bon seiftlidsr
Sulfe ourfaus ni6ts b0ren.O
Seinen 6riftltden 8%ebienten jam.
merte Der troitloIe 3uitanb ieines
Serrn, uno er bat beimli9 einen nabes
p%ohnenoeu @eiitliden, er mDtte bod
ieinen tranten Serrn beip1en, bamit
er i'm pieaeidt gu einem suteu Spbs
por6ereiten tonnts.
Der geiitli6e eins ioslsi5 bin,
purbe aber nit elmer Slutb bon 2ds
iterungen iiberiduttet unb aus benz
Simmer eetpisien.
9aourd lieb iid iebp9 Der rpaders
prieIter ni9t abbalten, benz Rranten
am fol9enoen Sage piebsr einen 8e.
iua abSuitatten; alIsin Der 8eoiente
i'm 8or5immer bat ibn brinaenb, iia
ni9t in bas &rantenaimmer au tpagen,
neil isin Serr fiirdterli1 aufsebradt
lei iiber ieinen geitrisen geiud.
Run, er piro es 10 ara nitt ma.
den, meinte Der prisftsr unp tlopfte
an Der Sbiirs.
Sin bariGes nSerein!" sri6on, Der
Prielter frat elm, - elm S6uB fiel,
uno bic 8usel iauite bi9t am 3opfe
oes geiu6ers poriiber an bic Wanb.
Isle baben nun SIREN Saub ae.
than, mein 9err!" iprad Der prieifer
nit beiterer Rube, nun tperbsn Sic
erlauben, oaB i'd aud ben m~einiaeu
tbue, unb Soft gebe, bab i4 .Jbr Sera
better treffe, als sic mid s~etroffeH
baben. Was, slauben Sic fppbl, lieb
mid 10 fur9tlos Sbrem 3orne uno
Sbrer ptitole entsesentreten? Sd pi1
ss Sbnsn iassn: Gs III Elm autes &c.
piHen, oab id i'm 0ertrauen auf bic
Snaoe 9ottes belize, unb peItss mid
BIN Soo ni6t fiirdtsn ldbt! @iebt
SBnen Sbr Gepifsn aud 10 bel
Wutb I'M @ngeiidte Sbres gepifsn
Soess9 sd spsifls iebr!!"
uno nun ipra9 Der priefter, ODER
pteImebr @oit our6 i'm nit folder
Strait uno Salbung gu benz Seraen
o,s unsliidliden, bab bic gisrinoe
oesitlben f6mOl8, unb bic sDttlide
Snaee ungetinoertsn gingdns fanb.
DER &rante bat reumiitbis UNI bic
ausfobnung nit Soft, UNI Sr0ituna
rno Stdrtuns ourd bic beiliaen Ga.
tram nts, uno itarb iura barauf ais
6riftli9er 9iiber.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

in Gmerita ntG) GtGnbs, bann lieben
Id spai Gtmmern be9reifen, cine
fir's gemeine Bolt, cine fir bic Ibes
tigen, a fruIe Of commons, q bouie Of
tie Ger 8; ba mir aber feline atpst pers
'Aieo nm GtGnbe b1bcn, 10 bsbiirfen
mir eiere fdp~eridlIige Wdf5ine ni6t;
enaiQe ssie.gsbenos &anmsr
reiat ptu, ,dnois ans.
3. Wenn pie Repub,if ii9 ni6t nit
Der Oemptratie unb nit benz purlas
mentarismus pcrtrdgt, 10 tpdre uniere
tolitii6s arantheit i9on btnreifeno
fiar seIest. 0enno6 pirb es nod
niibli1 iein, gu 5eigen, oaB audi Ses
motratie unb parlamentarismus Spei
unpsre,nbare Glemsnts iinb.
Der Edrldmentarismus 1T englis
Ihsn ltriprungs. Die 2orbs lpdren
ieins lrb.ber. liner 2anb bate niss
mails cine 8lafie bon 2orbs. Wel6e
gitelteit oper 5borbeit tGnnts bic Iii,
b:ber u~nierer 8erfaHung perlsiten,
ous enslii6s bpuIe Of the 2oros na4,
5uGffen our6 @rri6tung zines sc,
mats? Ginen gelDaoel babsn mir
lppbl, allein ntemals tpirb unier Bolt
oiefen GmpprtOmmIinssn einen erbli<
1en SIP i'm Senat einrdumen. Wirb
Der Ssrat etpa bic WGnner Der polls
tii4.n Wiheni6aft unD 5usenb UNI.
fafen? Q6! man brau6t nur bic
2ifte Der Genatprsn anSui9ausn, Tim
81 Ieten, baB Der seiftise unb iittlid.
Stanopuntt berielben BON Sdbr su
Sabr tiefsr INIT. Sober ameritaner,
Der i9reiben unb lsisn tann, bGlt ii9
su allen 4emtern, fel6It ben bD9iten,
fdbis. Oaber peiien unfer GonsreB
unb unfer Senat 10 oiels politif6 un-
fGbige Mdnner auf bic pobl quite 2lb.
potaten, quite 9iirsermsifter unb
Sabrits0 irsttoren iein mDssn, absr
unfdbis iinb aur Regierung elmer gro.
BEN Hepublit.
6ier liest elm Sauptaruno Der
S1DGde aasr oempfratii6en Hs.
publiteu. Sd perpeiie auf bic fran,
sDiifGe, bic iibz uno centralzameritas
nii6en Republiten. Warum 5eist ii9
bieielbe arantbeit nod ni1t in bem=
1elben 8robe BEL uns2 Weil ipir ins
folse Der nationaIen uno rslisiDisn
Spaltunsen buIflofsr finb. Cine
RsaetiOn sssen bic sprannsi 1T bier
ni4t mOsli9. Wir mDssn ale pier
Sabre ben p~rGiibsntsn petfsln, absr
bas @lenb bleibt baTelbe.
Die einsisen ~itarten Natipnsn ber
8eaenpart iinb biejenisen, peI6s
einen Wonarden, etns itarte @~riitotra.
tie unb eine Relision bsiiBsn, eng.
lamb, Senti4lano, Rublanb. Dime
prtpilesirte Iritotrdtie unb pbne Mss
lision bat nod tein mddtiser Staat
gefano gebabt; unb pbns ReIigion
tann tpeber elm ~tleiner, nod GROCER
Staat beiteben. Wp bic ReIisipn auf.
bort, fdnst bic 8arbarei an. S6 Der.
psiie auf bic erite frana0ffde Rspos
luton. llnfere Resieruns trahtst
nun bur6 ibre r~elistonsloien Shulen,
ibre Offentlitsn 9ibliotbetsn, ibre
GbeTdeiounssseieBe, ibre 5rsnnung
BON Stride unb Staat allen @lauben
i'm @olte aus5urotten. Mit Der Relis,
sion fdut aber audi bic. SittIi1teit
uno Gbrlihfeit, pbne fpelte Elm
Staat ni9t beiteben tann. llnb bier
1T Elm s~rpeiter 9runo unisrer politi-
fGen ShnG6e.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

&Db, periprlGsn perbsn, absr Die
oieten, neuen Mit9liscer bic mas
ftn e. SntereFont, ni4t pabr?!
Ser ein5i9e lin erf6ieb 5piibsn
unferem iiibiIGen Wahens8 ertGufer
uno ben .neue MitgItsbsr" iammelnz
ben Sreaniiattonsn, lit oieier: Der
SltDs mdnt Bancroft cher fpiro BON
elmer Seuersbrunit beimseiu9t, bel
tpslten sr INIT 10 proSent i~stteIt",
pdbreno bic acknowledgements ers
cine bancroft MAIDEN uno bic armen
Sinhsr, bic bas @nHe erleben, ppm
Staate fir g~e5ablung Der Spoess
fdue bdftbar sebuIten psrben,
ipsI6s na6 Der 8anterottertldrung
urb bis sur lIeberncbms Der Sindnse
perpdl!ung ourb Zen g:e$5i4ea
SerpoIter (Necetoet) angsmeloet
tperbe1,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
Nnn0inng Der reItei0ien Or.
oen III Jranfret6 %beoentet
Saufrott.

Die franSDiI6e Resisrung bebaupz
tst, bic religtOien Sroen bes Qanoss
beidben cine Miliarbe Srunten al
lisesnbeH Giitern. Sic i9eint bic
Abii6t 81 baben, bic Sroensleuts aus
ibrem 8eiiBe gu pertreiben, hire 9iiter
gu pertaufen uno aus benz Cribs cine
aafe fir bic Nrbeitsr gu srinoen.
9om Stdnbpuntte Der @ere9tigtsit
piro oieier Plan bon Sebermann per-
urtteilt; uber aud DOM politiihen
Stanopuntte mub er aIs Elm 9robes
nngIiid fir bas &anb betra6tet perz
ben. GrItens lit IS ni6t pubr, pab
bas 9erm0gen Der religi0ien Srben
ii6 arf cine Miliarbe ppn 1ranten
belGuft. IS belGuft ii6 ni9t einmal
0uf 500 Mtaionen Sranten. 9o6
angenommen, ibr YermDgen bslGuft
ii9 auf cine WliQiarbe bon 5rdnten
unb bic Hesieruns tDnne bur6 9ers
duBerung Der Sloitersiitsr bieie Sums
me beraus Idlogen. sic beiGbs bann
cine Wiainros, nie ala Staatsrente gu
8 Qr0aent augelest, 80 MiqiOnen
3inien iGbr!i9 eirbrd6te.
Our9 oieIe S%eraa6ung Der Srbenss
ieute bat is oiefelbsn aber ni6t BET.
niAtet; unb lie mub, ben 9strstsn Der
sritsa 8epOIution BON 1890 unb 1892
Sufolgs, fir oeren llntsrbalt iOrssr,
bamit ie ni4t Sunsers iterben. gu
bieism 3pet miiBte iie bod ~psnisitens
tGslih eiHsn SranteR per aOpf ibnen
aus3ableH.
Nun Gber gtbt es in Srantrei6 3d.
600 mdnuli6s unp 10000 peibli6e
Sroensleute. Wan miiBte bsmnah
benz Staats6uo9st cine jdbrli6, 2Gusz
gabe DON 5S,400,0O0 5ranteH bin3uz
figen. Die 80 WtaiOneu 3inieu, bic
ibr @erm09eH bsm Staats brG6tsn,
tOnHteH bteie 4uS9abe bel peitem nibt
peden. 9O6 niht bios bic OrbeuSs
leute miiBte man Dor benz Suugertooe
I6uBen, aud Die &ranten uno @es
bre6li6sn, bic Tie in ibren SGuIsrn
unterbalten, uno bic ii6 auf 100000
bsluufen; ferner 10000 WaiIentinoer,
10000 giiBerimen, $4,000 SrrIins
MICE, 8linoe uno SaubItumms, psl6e
Suiammen cine 3Gbl bon 100000
perIonsn ausma6en, pelbe jeBt benz
Stdate ni6ts toiten, lie Qae miiBten
ernGbrt perpen. Re6net man fir ben
llnterbalt bteier Peripnsn nur 500
SranisH per aOpf, 10 biIpets pas
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
SaS Siner Der Snfunit.

Die Nubrung Der 3utunft, meint
ein fran3OIiider Nr5t, ipirO in - pill
lenform perabreidt perosu. Die toms
primierts Nabrun9 lit Oa5u beItimmt,
bic tompliSiertsn WenuS uHo bic Ser
i6isoenartietett Der @eri6te gu err
YeBen. Denn erIt Die Oeri6ieoenen
Na6rungsmittel, bic mir gu uns nebs
men, BON Dem Waher, oas ibren linz
fang eripsttert, uno bon ben nubloIsn
SubItan3en, nit oenen lie bslGitet iinO,
bsfrsit iein Dsroen, oGnn tOnueu lie
aamGbli6 in tleinen Piqen pber
SabIetteH psrGbrsi9t perbeR. Die
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

Speiicta,te oss 3utunftsoinsrs fGbs
oann dliO aus: Sorssp'ceupre: cine
Ptue. - Sleii6: cine Yiue. - Sc
mile: cine piue. = Ra9ttid: cine
Yile -. S6redlih!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

Ginen 8lass palait ipta man in ct.
2puis fir bic gepldnte Weltausitel
lung BON 1908 srrittsn. 0a fo0ten
ii9 bic llnterne5mer bod lieber crit
nit Sruu Ratipn in adnias in Ser
binoun9 ieben.
Sn NrtanIas unb in WiIiiIIippi
BADEN bic Sssislaturen burb einen
iunoer6aren s3ufaa sleidaeitig be-
f6lohen, il elm neues 8dpttol gu
bauen, uno spar ieOes auf etnem
PldB, mo iebt Elm 3u4tbdus itebt.
MertpiirOis, mag fir QnSiebunssz
traft iol6e Qnitaltsn auf Die politttsr
6eIiBen.
@rmutfist bur6 ibrsn Sauertrauts
Export baben bic Ybilaoelpbia'er cine
MuitsrzS enOuns ibrer 2~eibipeiie, bes
fumOIen rScrapple", mad Ssuti9s
Lamb ipebirt. .Scrapple" 1T cine Mis
idung bon Shpeinsfletf9, Wdtss
unb 9u9peissnmsbl. @enn bas ben
Oeutiten ni9t fhmedt, oann iinb ale
saftronomiiden 9stebrunsspsriu9e an
tbnen perlpren.
Sine eisent6iimli6e GrI6sinung lit
es, pab in 5ennefIee 10000 8inoer
mebr CUR S6ule eeben, als in MtaIaz
huietts, pbglei6 bic 9spDlterunesSubl
bon Sennefee UNI 100000 niebrtser
1T, ais bisjenige Oes Stootss Mafa=
duistts.
Sin boaGnbiI6es Ylatt brinet fol-
seube Sbatia6e, bic, ipenn 'ie pabr lit,
pieper Elm Setpsis lit, nit psl9er
9rutalitdt bic Gnsldnbsr in Subs
4fritd auftreten. Bel ben 8ursn 1T
es Site, iid BEL 2ebaeiten sinen Sars
an3uI6affeu. Der prGiibent ariieer
beiaB audi ben Ieinieen. Cine Dame
i6reibt nun aus Pretoria, oab auf
gefebl 2orb Rpberts Der 2si9nam oes
Qrin5en Gbriitian @ittot in ben Sars
bes prGi ioenten Eriiger eingeihlpKen
tpuroe, troB Der bsfttgen proteitatiOn
5rau &riiger's, bic iiber bieie gnta
peibung uno WiBattung Der 9urenz
iitte auf's Siefite getrdntt purbe.
9as beutI6e 8latt in Wi6ita, Der
Seimatb Der ruienbsn Wirtbsbausaers
triimmerin, enttpirft bon Carrie Nas
tipn Das folgenbe beaaubernbe Bib:
Sic lit u%nssfdbr fiinfunbfiinfsia
Sabre alt, BON eorpulenten aDrper.
bau, i6arfen buuteln 4ugen, bai
lsbmfarbiges Spar nit etrpds Grau
permii9t, beiibt elm srpBes rS9lapps
maui, uub tOnnte am 8eiten als
rMannnei6" beSeihnet perben. Sbs
i6on fie einen frommen Qnitri6 in
ibrem 8enebmen erbsu6elt, lit ibr
Iuftreten fred unb berausforbernb;
in ibrer nnterreoung nit 8eri6ters
i~tattern lit lie 1ebr 3uriidbalteno unb
INNER uuf ibrer 9ut, tunn babel aber
ibre Segieroe na4 Notaritdt ni9t pers
beblen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
WerfW IrDtges
9eniisen 1T Elm reider Slid.

8ertrauen lit bic idOnfte 9Iiitbe Der
Siebe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

Sreibs bein Sef6dft, bamit beir
9eI6Gft bid ni9t treble.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19

Ginsn 8lass palaft piG man in ct.
2ouis fir bic gepIants W~eltausitels
lung BON 1908 erribten. Od fouten
ii9 bic llnterne5mer bod lieber crit
nit Srau Rutipn in adnias in Der
binoun9 ieben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
SrndtebIcr.

Yer Baron mar an benz Sage Isbr
gut eelaunt ano i6entts isinsm 9is.
nsr feline Gisarr1n Uai6e.
@us einem Rstrolps iiber cine Sci.
feniieoerssattin). ,.... breiBio Sab.
re itano iie gliidIi4 an ibres~WaR.
uss SsiDs."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-02-19
&asSpnfGer ~aird,snsRalenoer.

SsIus pirb pom Ssuisl uerIuat. -
0}ottb. 4. Iii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-15
"a OF CURRENT INTEREST.
Walters Plutoeratic Income.

A dapper little English waiter, Ed
ward Lederer by name, who is suing
Sherry, the noted New York caterer,
for $4,000 of tips at the rate of 500 a
week, sat all day in the city court re-
Gently for a chance to tell a jury how
he was deprived of his income after
Sherry's dumbwaiter fell on his head.
Lederer was very angry because the
secret of his tip-getting had got into
print. 1T is awful" said he, mourn
fully 1t will just ruin the business y
Then Lederer's professional pride con-
quered, and he admitted that for seven
months in the year-from September
to April-a smart waiter could make
500 a week in tips at the Waldorf
Astoria, Sherry's, or any 6rst-class
places. The regular wages paid wait
ers not employed on the tip basis are:
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., SS2 a month; Sher-
rvs, $50; Savarin, s2S: Delmonico's, $35.
Sometimes the walters make $40 a day
extra.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-15
Explorer Balow,n's Masonic Flag.

the Baldwin Ziegler Arctic expedition.
has been given by Kane Lodge of Free
Masons of New York city, a Masonic
flag, With the charge to plant it be-
side the stars and stripes at the high
est point he reaches, whether the
North Pole or not. Kane Lodge was
named for the Arctic explorer, DR.. Eli
sha Kent Kane, who was a member;
and it possesses tokens of several ex-
petitions in the polar regions among
them the fair Augusta" figurehead OF
the brig Advance, which was abandon
ed in the ice in 1855, and flags planted
in several ATTITUDES by Lieutenant C.
C. Hayes, Lieutenant Greedy and Lieu
tenant Peary-the last two members OF
the lodge. Mr.. Baldwin is a thirty
second degree Mason. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-15
Havana Biscuit Eaters.

An eastern man who has just return
ed from Cuba was impressed by two
things during his stay in Havana-the
strength of the coffee that is served,
and the vast quantities of soda biscuits
of American manufacture consumed
by the natives. ut took me some time
to get accustomed to the Coffee he
said. AT first 1 used to water it, but
gradually 1 fell into the Cubans way
of drinking it, and learned to like the
strong, aromatic flavor. Our own cof-
fee now tastes weak and insipid to me.
The poorer class of Cubans will make
meal from coffee and soda biscuits.
learned that more of these biscuits
are sold in Havana that in any of even
the largest of American cities. Key
West although a comparatively small
community, comes next in the con-
sumption of the biscuits.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-15


Said Judge Humphreys in his paper
on March 26th. anent the Pain fran
chise bill:
1t has long been known that the gail
OF Mr. Pain was without limit, but this
bill shows that he takes the members of
the Legislature to all be either fools or
knaves. He must know. If he knows
anything, THAT NO BODY OF SANE
MEN WOULD EVER BE GUILTY OF
PASSING SUCH A FRANCHISE UN-
LESS THEY WE'RE VENAL AND
CORRUPT.
Notwithstanding this, the body of
Home Rule legislators that ate lunches
at Notes for which Prendergast and
Mossman paid, voted not only for the
franchise, but voted twice to take 1t
from the table. They were not insane
Is Humphreys prepared to substantiate
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-15
A TOOL OF TYRANNY.

The Grand jury system is theoreti-
cally- perfect. Practically, however
it may be turned into powerful tool
of aiu5us tice and a weapon of offensive
and defensive. politics. ~ For years that
has been its use in cities and States
where the bench is partisan or corrupt.
The fatal defect in the system as 1t
nows,stands Is in the method of select
ing jurors. It is within the power OF a
judge who wishes to indict personal or
political enemies to instruct his bailiff,
who bears to him the relation of a
flunkey, to pick men whom he can de-
pend upon to carry out corrupt
schemes. This means that jury can
be packed for any Interior purpose.
The bailiff picks his men by order the
judge excuses such as may impress
him as being too intelligent, too honest
or toe independent for his purpose, and
the remainder is likely to be body of
partlsans whom the judge can use in
the same way that Spanish grand
lnqufsitor was wont to use the crafts
men OF the rack and thumb screw.
sense of fairness in the bench of
any Judicial district would impel a Sc
lection OF grand and petit jurors from
list taken at random from an assess
ment roll and voting registry, the eligi-
bic names being shaken up in a box
and the selection being made by a man
blfndfolded. In that way a jury repre-
senting the average moral status of the
community could be had. AS matters
stand grand jury represents the NOR
al status Of the Judge. Despotisms are
accused Of making the courts agencies
of injustice, but the vice is not con-
fined to despotisms 1t is a special
affection Of republics. Between the
Star chamber of medieval England
and the packed jury of modern Ameri-
ca there is a distinction but no differ
ence.
\ Grand Juries In California have fall
en- into contempt. The Wallace grand
jury which sent Chris Buckley and Sam
Rainey flying to Canada few years
ago was the first body of the kind, as
sembled In San Francisco for many
years, which was not under the infiu-
ence of gang politics. It did it's duty
well. but 1.-The push" rallied and got
grand jury of its own kind next time,
whereupon Buckley and Rainey came
back. Since then men of their sort
have not been disturbed. In New York
City the grand jury is used for the pro-
lection of Tammany, and rarely passes
out of it's grip.
What kind of grand jury Is now
sitting In Hawaii? Wait and see
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Young Irving's Queer Work.

H. B. Irving, who is the second son
of Sir Henry Irving, is busy on a
unique work, in which he has anaIyz-
ed the cynicism. refined cruelty and
sheer brutality shown by such crimi-
nails as Lacenaires, Troppmann, Prado,
and Ravachol. MI. Irving has selected
those criminals whose individualities
and misdeeds remove them from the
category of ordinary malefactors 1t
may be interesting to know that long
before Mr.. Irving became an actor he
was interested in the study of scrime.
His rooms at Oxford were piled high
with criminal records
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OFF ON A TANGENT.

,rha business for which the LeSis-
t,,ra was convened in extra session,
that of passing the Appropriation Din,
roc blocked Yesterday in the House as
for several days before, by the errd.io
courses of John Emmeluth. FOR ms
Of the session his mania has been the
Governor. and his speeches and resoiu-
+;ons about that official have USED up
something like 5000 worth OF Time
With M other result than to make the
House ridiculous and to win for the
the interest OF meo-
tool sneciaIists. Now Mr.. Emmelutn
has gone off on another tangent, anu
we find him weeping salt tears over the
fact that the Porto Rican Immigrants
include some sick people, and propos-
ing in all seriousness. to investigate
the methods of the United States quar-
anime. and to annul provisions OF the
Interstate Commerce Act. What right
the Territory or the Legislature mas 10
concern itself with such matters ought
to be referred to committee OF one
consisting of the Home Rule statesman
who. early in the session. brought in a.
resolution to abolish the Federal quar-
lantine.
Does not Mr. Emmeluth know that
these Porto Ricans, unless they have
contagious disease, enjoy as much right
to enter these islands and to come and
go between them as he has himself? A
traveller from Porto Rico has the same
privilege of entrance and domicile here
that any other person, not expressly
inhibited by law, has under the Ameri-
can flag. He is as much of a citizen
of the United States as is an inhabi-
tant of Alaska TO attempt to stop
him from entering the port of Honolulu
or from passing between the islands of
the group, after the Federal quaran
tine officer has given him a clean bill
of health, is to run the risk of col
lision with the United States court. Mr.
Emmeluth, though one Of the noisiest
of our professional Americans" seems
to forget, oftener than any one we
know. that Hawaii has been annexed.
That few of the Porto Ricans had
been starved before they left home and
have not stood the long journey well
is admitted; but the majority of them
are going to be benefited in pocket and
health by coming here. 1t is the part
of humanity to give them a chance,
and that is what is being done. At any
rate the Territory cannot intervene
and 1T simply wastes time and money
by trying to. If Mr.. Emmeluth's
lachrymo- political glands bulge with
moisture over the plight of few sick
ly immigrants let him go down into his
pocket and buy them delicacies and
hire them nurses. That would be more
becoming, however less theatrical, than
wasting the time of the Legislature by
leading 1t off on wild goose chases.
Every moment given up to the scatter
Drained adventure of Emmeluth yester-
day was squandered The Federal
quarantine officer having done his
duty, the Legislature had no more to do
with subsequent proceedings than it
had with the wayfarings of the new
comet.
But 1t had great deal to do in the
way OF the public business which 1t |
was paid to perform and which 1t culpa-
DiS neglected so that the wild-eyed |
Emmeiuth, the member for Bedlam, |
might make a fool of II |
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What's His Manner

dozen men of education and position
there were recently discussing the
comparative cost of royal and republi-
can institutions, when someone's sug-
gested Switzerland as a model OF econ
omy. Not one man of the lot could
recall the name of the Swiss president.
The inquiry was extended until TWEEN
ty men had been consulted, including
a cabinet minister, a peer and three
members of parliament, but all were
ignorant. An almanac finally inform
ed them all that Walther Hauser Is
the man.