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Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Jacob NIetz nrlnr

Harry s. Metz, of this city, has re-
ceived word that his father, Jacob
Metz. is in a dying condition at his
home, in Chesapeake City. Mr.. Metz
went to the bedside Of his sick parent.
The dying man is one of the Oldest
carriage manufacturers in Chesapeake
City, and is well-known throughout
Cecil county, Md
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Two Men Are Missing

Mrs. John Cnossan. of No 1910 North
Twenty-seventh street, Philadelphia.
was in this city yesterday In search OF
her husband, aged as years. who disap-
peared from the White Horse Ho-
tel, Second and Tatnall streets, on
Z thursday last, and has not snce been
seen. George W. Platt. aged Sc years,
of No. lis East Fourth street, left
home on Saturday, and his relatives
are much worried ovsr his failure to
return
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
IL Ennh nf nnrs

One OF the greatest dog fanclers in
Wilmington IS House Sergeant Samuel
Durney. Last night a fine sDeaiman Of
a collie wandered into the police eta
ton and laid under the "squire's" desk.
Unless the owner calls for him, Ser
geant Durney will take the animal
home and care for him.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Burglar Alarm Rang

The ringing of a burglar alarm in the
Farmers Bank. Third and Market
streets, early yesterday morning ere
atod much excitement. as It was
thought burglars were in the building.
The sounding of the alarm is supposed
to be due to the crossing OF wires. as
upon investigation by the police it was
found that no one was in the bank.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Mechanics Commi tees Named

Committees FOR the Junior Order
American Mechanics have been named
'as follows: Lew, Robert II. Denney.
No. 26 S. ]. Hallett, No. 8: w b.
Truitt, No. "a: Finance, NJ. n. Willitts,
No. q; J. c. Mendenhall, No. 5; A. W.
Springer. No 20; Credentials. r. c.
Cuossland No. II; George W. Steward,
No. Sc; w. Wallace Cannon, No. 25: Ju-
dietary. l. T. Parker, No. 8: A. p.
Jones, No. %; L. G. sterner, No. 80.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
joint Committees Have Organ,zed

Members of the Joint Memorial
Committee Of the Grand Army Of the
Republic have organized for the
work Of the coming Memorial Day by
electing Department Commander Will
Lam A. Reilly, chairman; William II.
Blake, vice chairman: William
~. Baugh, secretary, and Benjamin ID.
BOgia, secretary.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
To Snnnkers

The Robert Cousin Cigars have been
before the Wilmington pubic since the
trst OF February. and are known as
the best cigar ever offered for &C.
straight over $4,000 have been sold
They are on sale only at Robinson's
Pharmacy, Tenth and Market streets.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Mr. LosIrn,e neniaI

Harry p. Joslyn called at the Even
ing Journal Office this morning and
requested a denial Of the published
statement that during the trouble In
the Hall Of Representatives on Friday
he used the intewogative exclamation,
Why don't they shOOt?" He says he
never used the words attributed to
him
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Ased Ennineer Buried

High mass was said over the body
of John Farrell, in ST. Mary's Church
this morning. Mr.. Farrell died on FRI
day. aged SO years. For many years
Mr. Farrell was a stationary engineer
in the employ Of the p, w. & B. Rail-
road Company
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
win l. cture on Good Humor

Under the auspices Of the Ushers
I'm on and the Teachers Association Of
Delaware Avenue Baptist Church. the
Rev. A. Lincoln Moore. ID. D., OF Phila-
delphia, VIII lecture on THE Gospel Of
Good Humor" in the church tomorrow
evening. The lecture will be free
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
SANDTOWN STATESMAN TREATS
OF THE POWERS OF FORGIVENESS
GaSman Considering AdViSabity Of Putting Ills Leg in
the Hands Of New Men, Because He Is Not
Getting His Quid Pro Quo

anuther monument, an have this yere
put on hit:
Sakred to the memory of
Sam NoX,
Harry Ellison,
Bill Finn,
TheeodOOr Klark.
Bill Chandler,
Dick Pilling, an
Dick HOdgsOn,
The Seven Contrariest White Men
ever met In Mi Life. They Cudn't
be Begged, Borrowed, Bought
or stoen bi j. Edward Ad-
dix on March 8. Annie
DOminy, 1901, May
never LUX Upon
their Likes
Agin'.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
hIins. .Inhnron Imnrnrlnr

Miss Mary J.. johnson, OF No. 404
West Front street, who has been ssri-
ously III for the past week, threatened
with pneumonia, Is rapidly improving.
Dr. +. r. Negendank. who Is in attend
ancs, expects his patient TO BE- about in
a few DAYS.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
WI Imnrore Its Plant

Building Inspector John ]. Cassidy
has issued a permit to A. s. Reed and
Brother Company for additions to the
Mccullough Iron Company. Seventh
street and Railroad avenue. to cost sS.-
900.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

Up an down our little Stait,
Everywhere we turn,
There's a man in evidence,
Willyam Mykel Bern.
Willie has the gift of gab,-
When he wields the pen;
When he talks Of weighty things,
Yu shud heer him then
Mettyfor an similee,
Trope an eppythet-
GOSH he slings 'em right an left
Cess he's talkin' yet.
Are yu ignorent, mi friend?
Listen, then, an learn
Chunks of wisdum frum the sage,
Willyam Mykel Bern.
Willie's bin to Washington
Saw the Pressydent;
Everybody seemed rejoiced
When they herd he went.
All were spending sleepless mites
Wen he wuz away
Fearing that he mite retern;
Hoping he wud stay.
Back he kane frum Washington,
With a little skeme-
As statesman Mykel Bern
Is about soopreeml
1u kin CESS the sallery
He is bound to earn
Addix is the theme Of Sir
Willyam Mykel Bern.
whence this appythetic air
Sence our Willyam spoke?
Looks as tho the peepil all
Tux him as a joke
Mary Ann, l moved sumthin' wuz
goin' to happin wen Mister Addix run
away frum Dover an left me an Frank
Alice to hold the bag. Fer mi part.
l didn't see no use Of holdin' the dern-
ed thing fer nuthin' didn't seem to be
drcppin' into hit, an mi arms wuz
gittin' tired. Frank wuz cOmplainin'
sum, too. an allowed as how he wuz
afeered he wuz gittin rigger moFtis
in his fingers; but he grit his teeth
an went rite on holdin' the bag an
talkin' about gittin' out a writ of
around town fer Mister Addix. Jest
wait awhile. Bill an yu'll heer sum
thin drop" An, shore enuf, l did.
Mary Ann. / sez, ''Wot wuz hit.
FTank?" An he sez, Hit wuz Ben
Groves!" Purity soon l herd sumthin'
else drop. That's Bob Mackfarlin,' u
SEE Frank. An then there cum anuth-
er sickenin thud. Frank sez, "That's
Sam Baynard- don't he fall niss?'
Then John Diet dropped in. l sez
Frank. / CESS we mite as well tie III
the bag now, hadn't we?" He sez
Mot yit-the two Jims has got to kun
yit." l sez, "Wot two Jims?" He
sez. why Jim Kitchen an Jim Rob
ertson-we've made all necessary ar
lrangements for them to deliver their
selves" An jes' then we herd two
dul, thuds an Frank sez. That's
them-tie up the bag, Bill, fer We
hain't expectin' no more jest yet. Mis-.
ter Higgins has bin mitey kind to us
to give so mutch without gittin' emmy
thing in return. We've got all hes
got to give fer nuthin,' new let's Sc,
wot We kin git frum Kernel Dooponi
fer sumthin' Mister Higgins is dec
easy"
u fele sorry fer Mister Addix, Mary
Ann. fer he's gittin old an ef he dom
git TO the Senft p5rty soon he'll b
kut out bi the statyoot OF limmyta.
shun. He's gittin' gray strugglin' an
iworryin' over this yere thing. an e
the Reglers don't give it to him purt,
CONTINUED on Fifth Page).
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
In,erest in r.. al Fs,ate soId

Maria Rob.nsCns interest in the
property at the northeast corner OF
Fourth and Market streets was sold at
sheriffs sale to H. H. Ward, for $1025.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
NTr. Hannum Gets JudgmeT I

In Magistrate Daleys court Robert
n. Hannum. OF Kennett Square, got
judgment Tor s27.95 against White
Brothers. OF this city.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
Aoad uot.l Eeener mead

Samuel w. Cole. aged 81 years, died
in Dover on Saturday of pneumonia
after a brief Illness. For many years
he was proprietor OF the Hotel Rich
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
DIreo. ors to DIacnss Imnrovements

Directors Of the East Side Republl-
can Club will meet in the clubhouse
this evening to take action regarding
certain repairs to be made TO the housn
No. 904 King street, recently purchased
by the club When furnished the club
will be one OF the most comfortable
ones in the city.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
- and P~

Elgin Creamery Butter. 25c., 25c-. 25c.
Sold only by The Great Atlantic and
Pacific Tea Co. Sl5 Market street. El
Ryad. best coffee grown, 33c. per
pound.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

tell yu, Mary Ann, there hain't no
use Of them Reglers passin' the hat
around thisaway fer mummy fer that
there monument of thern. fer we've
got jest as much as We kin du to meet
our obligashuns.
One of mi old trends down the Stait
has sent me a Mise little pome on cur
esteemed friend. YoOnited Stalls Dees-
trict Attorney Willyam Mykel Bern.
Yu see, Mary Ann. hit wuz thisaway:
Mister Bern wuz fer Kernel DoopOnt
and Jedge Gray fer Yoonited Stats
Seniters. He figgered hit out thisaway.
Eff Jedge Gray wuz eleckted hit wud
leeye a yakinsy on the the Fedril
bench, Jedge Bradford wud nc pro-
mcted to Jedge Gray's place, an
Mister Bern wud be promoted to Jedge
Bradferd's plase an the scales OF Jes-
tice wud hang even. Hit wuz a Mise
plan. So Mister Bern kept ritin' to
Mister Kortelyu, President MaclIin-
lees private seckreterry, an Mister
KOrtelyu kept ritin to Mister
Bern, an Mister Bern thot as
how he wuz ritin' to Pressydent
Mackinlee, an Mister Kc-telyu the;
as how he wuz ritin' to Kernel Doo-
pont, an they had a big time nMn'
up this yere sennytoryel muddle. This
lyere's the pome:
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

To Pravenr Pneumonia and Grin
Laxative Bromo-Q Quinine removes the
cause
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

Latest vocal and instrumental music.
1Sc. per copy, at Robslen's. 7lO Market
street.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11
"ADDlCKS OR NOBODYI"

This legislative record Orthe senatorial baIIOiing
tells IFS own sfOrys
Voted by the Addielssitcs;
For the long
- Edward Addiclss.
For the short
j Edward Addicss.
VOtedfor ny the Republicans
For the long term-
Henry A. DUPONT.
William q. sprunnes,
Anthony Higgins,
Levi q. Bird
William y. IEi9eS,
r.. Richards.
Henry B. Thompson.
For the short term--
Charles II. Richards.
Benuuin NieIds
William ~ IHiIIes.
Anthony Higgins
Hiram II. Burton,
Levi q. Bird
Phillip L.. Cannon,
Henry ". Thompson.
william II. IEcaId,
EE HI. HiIsany.
Joseph la. Chandler
Daniel j. FOOiis,
Harry \. EIichardsOR.
The black flag of political piracy was up the
hands of National Committeeman AddicSs the
cry
"ADDICKS OR NOBODN"
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

What everybody says: Cartmelfs
Cold in Head Cure is the best remedy
can find.
Evening journal., 1901-03-11

CONTINUED on Fifth Page).
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The Portland Young Mems Christian
Association has just issued comprehen-
sive and handsomely illustrated report
de- yriphve OF the work and needs Of the
association. A special effort is being
made to secure the enlargement of the
present quarters Of the association. an
illustration Deing given which shows
the building as 1t now stands and as
1t viii look when remodeled. Many
views are also given of large buildings
owned and occupied by similar organ
izations in cities Of the Eastern states.
These show that the plans pro-
posed by the Portland association are
none too extensive for a city Of that
size. An excellent opportunity is now
afforded the metropolis of Oregon to set
worthy example to other cities of he
state in the line OF vell-directed philan-
thropy. Salem is doing surprisingly
well In raising funds for new build
ing for its association and Portland
should take pride in erecting a struc-
ure in keeping with the position Of the
city as the first in population in the
Northwest.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The custom OF offering prize money
10 the officers and men of our navy fol
the destruction or capture OF vessels
or property of the enemy savors toe
strongly OF putting a monetary value
upon patriotism and Of bringing the
personal element into strife which
should be between nations and not in
dividuals. The spectacle OF Admiral
Dewey suing for prize money which
the government does not believe Is his
due would be shameful IL We looked
at the matter from correct principles.
Under the circumstances this action of
the admiral is not surprising, but its
effect will doubtless be to augment the
increasing sentiment against the whole
system which makes such a suit pos
sible.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
The shearer makes a poor shepherd
STICK 10 IT."

Geo. L. Heard. OF High Tower. Geor-
gia. writes: Eczema broke out on my
baby. covering his entire body. Under
treatment OF our family physician he
got worse as he could not sleep for the
burning and itching. We used a box
Of Banner Salve" on him and by the
time Il was gone he was well. The
doctor seeing II was curing him said.
Stick TO 1t for 1t is doing him more
good than anything have done for
him" HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
A DEEP MYSTERY.

1t is a mystery why women endure
backache, headache, nervousness. sleep
lessness, melancholy, falnting and dizzy
spells when thousands have proved that
Electric Bitters will quickly cure such
troubles. II suffered for years with
kidney trouble" writes Mrs. Phebe
Cheriey. Of Peterson Ia, land lame
back panied me so that could not dress
myself, but Electric Bitters wholly cur
ed me. and although 73 years old, now
am able TO do all my housework." It
overcomes constipation improves appe-
tite, gives perfect health Only Soc at
HARTS DRUG STORE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
Faithful acts grow from active faith

II. PreSson. Pressonville. Kan. writes;
Nothing like Foley's Honey ana Tar
is the universal verdict Of all who have
used Il. Especially has this been true
OF coughs accompanying la grippe. Not
single bottle failed to give relief,
HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
THE MOST STUBBORN COUGHS

resulting from an attack OF Ia grippe or
heavy cold, must yield to the wonderful
healing properties OF Foley's Honey
and Tar, which strengthens the lungs
and makes them sound, HART'S DRUG
STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

II had piles so bad could get no
rest nor find cure until l tried De
Wits Witch Hazel .Salve. After using
Il once forgot ever had anything
like piles."-E. c. Boice. Somers Point,
n. Y. Look out for limitations, Be
sure you ask for De Wits. CHAS.
ROGERS, Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Spring coughs gre ,pecially danger
Gus and unless cured at once, serious
results often follow, One Minute Cough
Cure acts Ike magic. 1t is not a COM
mon mixture but Is a high grade rem
edy. CHAS. ROGERS, Druggist,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
OLD SOLDIERS EXPERIENCE.

II. NJ Austin, a civil war veteran. Of
Winchester, Ind, writes: my wife
was sick long time in spite of good
doctors treatment, but was wholly
cured by DR.. Kings New Life Pills,
which worked wonders for her health &"
They always do. Try them. Only 25c
at HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

V. B. Conklin. Bowersvllle. o.. says:
II received more benefit from Foley's
Kidney Cure than from months OF
treatment by physicians" HARTS
DRUG SpRE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
SHE DIDN'T WEAR A MASK.

But her beauty was completely hid
den by sores blotches and pimples till
she used Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Then
they vanished as will all eruptlons, fe-
yer sores, boils, ulcers, carbuncles and
felons from its use. Infallible for cuts,
corns. burns, scalds and piles. Cure
guaranteed. 25c at HART'S DRUG
STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

All communications intended tor pub
IicAtion should be directed to Editor
AstQrlan." business communications
Of an Kinds and renittances must he
addressed 10 'The Astorian Publish
ing Co."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Don't take a paper out of the post
ofiice for five years and then refuse 10
ray for Il because YOU never subscribed
for II nohow." 1; looks like working q
skin game. and then YOU could have
refused Il four years and ten or eleven
months before.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The editor OF the FOrdville. KY. Mis-.
cellansous. writes as postscript to Q
business letter: II was cured OF kidney
trouble by taking Foley's Kidney CURE. y
Take nothing else. HARRIS DRUG
STORE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
TOT CAUSES NIGHT ALARM.

"One night my brothers baby was
taken with Group" writes Mrs. ]. C.
Snider. Of Crittenden, KY, 'it seemed
1t would strangle before we could get
a doctor. 50 we gave it DR.. Kings New
Discovery, which gave quick relief and
permanently cured IT, We always keep
it in the house TO protect our children
from Group and Whooping Cough. It
cured me OF chronic bronchial trouble
that no other remedy would relieve"
Infallible for coughs, colds. throat and
lung troubles. SOC and 81. Trial bot
ties free at HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Il have been troubled with Indigestion
for ten years, have tried many things
and spent much money 10 no purpose
until / tried Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
have taken two bottles and gotten more
relief from them than all other medI-
cines taken. feel more like boy than
have felt in twenty years" Anderson
Riggs, Of Sunny Lane. Tex. Thousands
have testified as did Mr. Riggs. CHAS.
ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
GIVEN UP no DIE WITH GROUP

Mrs. =. l. Coriier. OF Mannington,
Ky, writes; My ihree-year-old girl
had severe case Of Group. the doctor
said she could not live and gave her
up TO die. went 10 the store and got
a bottle " Foley's Houey and Tar. the
first dose gave quick vN,llef and saved
her life" HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Skin troubles. cuts, burns, scalds and
cbafilg quickly heal by the use Of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. II Is imi-
tated. Be sure you get De Wits.
.CHAS. ROGERS, Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

You canno; enjoy perfect health. rosy
cheeks and sparkling eyes II your liver
is sluggish and your bowels clogged. De
Wits Little Early Rlsers cleanse the
whole system. They never grippe. cHAS,
ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

A womans idea Of locking up the
house for the night is to fix things up
50 a lot Of furniture will fall down on
any one who tries 10 open the bedroom
door
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The Historian guarantees to its ad-
vevtiAars the largest circulation Of any
n~wkpaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Those famous little pills. DeWi;ts Lit
tie Early Rissrs. will remove all i'm
pur1ties from your system, cleanse your
bowels. make them regular. CHAE.
ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

BEST WAY TO CURE BACKACHE.
BSckach ss are caused by disorders in
the kidneys. Foley's Kidney Cure will
make the kidneys right. Take no sub
stitute. HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

You will waste time II you try to cure
indigestion or dyspepsia by starving
yourself That only makes It worse
when you do eat heartily. You always
need plenty Of good food properly di-
.gested. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Is the
result OF years Of scientific research
for something that would digest not
only some elements OF food but every
kind. And it is the one remedy that
will do it. CHAS. ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

For information as to the best dis
position to make Of ex-presidents APP
ply to G. Cleveland, Princeton.-Detroit
Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

There is something uncanny about a
woman who is not enthusAd by "a love
OF q hat"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The world turns aside to let any mar
pass who knows whittier he Is going
David Starr Jordan.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Last winter ! was confined 10 my
bed with a very bad cold on the lungs.
Nothing gave me relief. Finally my
wife bought a bottle OF One Minute
Cough Cure that effected a speedy cure.
1 cannot speak too highly OF that ex-
cellent remedy. Mr.. T. X. Houseman.
Manatawney. Pa, CHAS. ROGERS.
Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Don't abuse PAGER II il uses space
in printing something YOU do not con-
slider worth reading. Others may like
il and consider the matter YOU favor as
pure rot.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The happlest life is that which con-
stantly exercises and educates that
which Is best in us-Hamerton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Marriage is a great thing for a man
it makes him ashamed TO talk about
his small troubles.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

one test of intellectual power Is
sticking to thing until you have mas
tered L.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Don't knock" paper unless YOU pay
for It. Borrowers are the creates. fault
finders a newspaper has 10 contend
With,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

II is much more likely that women
are angels than II is that angels are
women.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

II Aggy cant get another job he might
be appointed war correspondent for the
Commoner.-Los Angeles Times.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Running sores. ulcers. boils. pimples,
ETC.. quickly cured by Banner Salve, the
most healing salve in the world. A sure
cure for piles. HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Advertising rates can he had on ap-
location 20 the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

TnRMe oF SUBSCRIPTIONS.
pA1LY.

1ept by mall. per year......,....s6oO
nspf BY man, per month. so
Served by carrier. per month";, 50
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

The war in the Philippines is quiet
ing down. but the Goebel murder trials
are being resumed in Kentucky.-Min-
neapols Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

Laxative Rreme- Quinlne removes tn,
cause.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

No woman is normal unless she Is
in love; no man is normal unless ht
isn't.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

II the men got up a Fathers Club"
and talked nothing but baby-talk, all
the women would believe they did moth
ing but drink cocktails.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

When woman has an opinion that
she can give reason for, you may
know she got it from some man.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

which. both have been burted.-Indian.
aboIis Journal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25
WITH THE PARAGRAPHERs.

Canned beef is not included in the
British index expurgatorum-Kansas
CITY World.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-04-25

A woman can get engaged and have
the wedding all talked over in less time
than she can decide with another wo-
man what is the best kind Of canary
seed.