Arizona republican., 1901-03-03


 bers O tn House is mostly Damphools an Scallywags an Orient to be trusted in tn bizness of the Legislater which Sen'ter Ivus is willin' to do Hisself an the Sen'ter Is hereby directed to go ahead an send in his Bill"
 A Member O tn House gifts up an sez, 'I don't like tn wordin' O this here Concurrent Resolushun Number Thirteen. It's reaecksun' on tn Houses Intelligents.
 1.-The Resolushun's all rite sel Mister Saint Charley. "They's plo' 'mong us 19 Demmycrats to defect tn Ems of Justice an we ort to have some Squair Man like Sen'ter Ivus to hold us back
 "Tha's Rite" sez anuther man, "an 1t wuddent look Rite fer us to deny 'a' we're Damphools when the Counsel se7 We are The Counsels been givin this here subject a Crate deel of Thot an 'xpect its rite, Enny ways l don't feel like disputin' 1t. I moves we 'dopt the Resolushun."
 Sez one Member, sez he, r they's Enny Investigatin' 'goin' on Moves we git In on it. The House is jest as we'll fixed fer this kind of Work as Sen'ter Ivus. Wen appint a Jint Com mitty to help the Sen'ter."
 "Now I Kno' more'n ever at they's Nigger in this here Houses Wood pile" sez MT. Saint Charley; "Wo't dc we want to be stickin' our Shovel in this here Investigashun fer? Is 19 Demmycrats trien to Witewash a Republican Adminintrashun? Wot d WHlyum J. O'Brine an Jeffersun an Jaxon think O slch DeTmycrats? tell you f you don't let Sen'ter Ivus alone you'll heer f'om yer Constituence wen you git home None O you won't come back heer in two yeers fom now"
 "No.' sez MT. Ivy. "Sen'ter Ivuses son, Claypole Ivus, sez his Paw don't want no help f'om the House, Nothin' cept tn cash to pay his expenses. He sez all we haf to do Is push on the Button an he'll do tn Rest An l. fer wun. think he's Rite. We git too Men, ny Comuittymen together an they'll Fall Over each other an the Raskels n git Away"
 Mister Peterson an Mister Kimble an Mister Gear an more'n haf tn House sez, We don't Cess we wont have it Spread on the Reckord at we're Damphools an need a Gardeen. Mebbe We are. but Sen'ter Ivus II haf to Show Us an we aint f'om Mizura neither. It won't hurt this here Coun- sel Concurrint Resolushun Number Thirteen to Lay on the Table day CT two an we'll look into our Mentle Con- dishun wunst an see see if our Intel lecks needs Oilin' Up some. Tell the Sen'ter we'll let i'm Kno Mex Tooss day"
 Me an Paw went out agin' Toosday .Mornin' an the House took a voat an voated at they wans't Ijiots. In the afternoon they sez, "Mebbe We was too Nasty. We better Talk more time to Think about 1t. We'll let 1t go day CT two more"
 They 'pinted a Commltty to Figger on the Houses Insanity and they sez to the Committy, Well stan by Wot you say
 The Committy comes back an sez "We can't find out if we're all Damp hools CT Knot an this is the Hardest Thing we've been up Aginst this Seshun."
 Then the House sez. Les leave it to a Voat" Mos of 'em Voated that Council Concurrint Resolushun Num- Der Thirteen was all Rite.
 The Mex day Me and My Paw went out to sec the Sylum. The Members was walkin' aroun' an didn't seem to be tn no Burry about Gittin' Down to Buzness. Wy don't they Come 10 Order, Paw l asts. He Laft an sez,