Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1901-12-06

IueFe IS Culk OF emptyluR TIE SaMpT
s%on-Schley controversy upon Congress.
That would be terrible.-Buffalo News.
Only two deer hunters have been shot
up to date; but prospects for a success
tul season are still considered good.-De-
troit News.
New York is not what Tammany
makes it. On the contrary, Tammany is
what New York encourages it to be.-De-
troit Free Press.
by the time all the volunteers have
been called out England will be a good
place for the banishcd Beers to settle IN.
Grand Rapids Press.
The Pan-American deficit is only 3d.
100000, and it is believed that at least
81 worth of trade has been promoted
Detroit Free Press.
A Missouri minister is accused OF
preaching a sermon on THE plague of old
maids" Some ministers nave been known
to act the part themselvcs.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
President Roosevelt refuses to ride be-
hind dock-tailed horses. He believes the
practice of cutting off the tails is cruel
and unnecessary. Good for him.-Ruf
falo Times.
When we reflect that all the money Mr..
Croker has to spend in campaigns might
otherwise be private income, we can UNI
aerstand his hatred Of reformers.-De-
troit News.
Heretofore the cost of sending mission
aries was all that had to be considered.
Now the expense of getting them again
Is quite an itcm.-Leslie, Mich, Local.
Republican.
In States where women vote it is a
noticeable fact that good officials hold
office. This, in itself, is the best argu-
ment in favor Of woman suffrage.-New
York News.
Anyway, Minister WI may be pretty
thankful that before he was called back
to poor, benighted, heather China he was
permitted to see a football ~game.-Grand
Rapids Press.
It was a Chicago editor who gave this
horse-sense reply to the query as to what
constituted "a wise man.: ut is one who
knows what not to say" True, every
word of it.-Buffalo Times.
President Roosevelt has been duly de-
' clared a doctor Of laws by Yale College.
The degree in this case is not misplaced,
for the recipient can read his Latin di-
ploma.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Platforms are not Interchangeable. as
some think. They shift as events and
sentiment shift, and it is a wise plat
form that shifts promptly and obedient-
ly.-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Michigan woman who went over
: the Canadian falls now says she was q
: fool to attempt the ~perilous experiment.
Sho roo rost 0Ssrra1 +h0t clio 10 nnt n10no
in this sentiment.-Muskegon News.
J Surgeons are. doing wonderful things.
D In France they have supplied a patient
5 with an artificial larynx which can never
feel fatigue. What a chance for the
l coming campaign orator!-Boston Globe.
Edward has a cancer in his throat
: again this morning. Miss Stone is again
alive. President Roosevelt will urge re-
: ciprocity. So we go up and We go down
y on the teeter-board of the news.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
Lynch law is all wrong. to be sure, but
!. those citizens of 1bex, Colo, who horse
= whipped a citizen because he had con-
tracted the habit of whipping his wife
= twice q month will be forgiven.-Minne-
apolis Times.
: When he curtain went up for about
q the seventh recall on "Under Southern
b Skies" w. A. Brady was caught kissing
g his wife, Grace George, and started a
new stampede of applause. Here is a
!. hint for enterprising managers.-Buffalo
News.
The easy marks of this country are
responsible for the prevalence of the
swindling business in all its phases. A
get-rich-quick company of Boston, on the
l Franklin syndicate plan has just cleared
q up S1,O00,0O0 and disappeared.-Buffalc
t News.
8 A young colored woman in Chicago
tried to stop a duel between two of her
admirers, like Mistress Alice Lee in
SCOTS novel, but stopped two bullets in
stead. The incident in real life was more
overcolored than in the novelist. Pau
Dispatch.
1t takes a lively municipal campaign tt
Z bring out the wickedness of our bigges,
cities. New York and Philadelphia seen
e to be several lengths ahead of Sodom ant
Gomorrah in general %viciousness, ant
|. Chicago has Babylon beaten to a stand
still.-Cleveland Plain Dealer .
On Thursday a woman was taken t.
Bellevue hospital, in New York City, sui
II fering from starvation, while her child
a rendered insane from hunger and want
was sent to Randall's Island. Yet W
prate about the twentieth century Chris
. tianity and misunderstanding Times
- It cost Mr.. Richard Mansfield, the &C
= tor, $50 to kick one Of the supers VIII
y came betwixt the wind and his nobility
D. 1t costs nothing to go before the curtai
u and insult an audience in u speech. w
advise Mr.. r. Mansfield to stick to th
d speech-making and let the simple supe
go.-New York Evening Sun.
It The precedent of swift, non-sensationa
le justice set by Buffalo in the case Of tn
d assassin Of William Mckinley is bein
followed by the lower courts here. as evl
ienced in the County Court on Friday
~ when, in the case OF a burglar the jur
was selected and the prisoner found gui
ty in 80 minutes. The time would hav
10 been shorter had one of the witnesse
not been a woman.-Buffalo Times.