The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-15
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After that schley decision we can al
most forgive Dewey, his presidential bee.


After that schiey decision we can al
most forgive s Dewey y g his presidential bee.
If this. is the (. otdfashiened sort of
weatherrethe pioneers tell. US they had
when Minnesota boasted forests, for
goodness sake lets5is send some one out
to cut down. another tree, and let the
thermometer up a degree or two.
And yet another town, this time. st.
james. wants the girls training school
This makes the 'steenth $50 far heard
from. -
.=.s1 311s ;sti-a-s -
This little gas fight is very interesting.
but If the city council really forgot to
make the contracts read from the first
likely during the ipterregnu1n to find our
selves where Moses was when the light
went ,out.si.,ssr y
sIn default of;sa regular exhibit atstke st.
Louis exposition Republican newspaper
proposes that, Gox.F.Van SAINT attend. An
eminently proper suggestion, seeing that
he has been making an irregular exhi-
bition of himself sos long.
!. e,,s4 ses.siss ssTs t-sc.5- zee.
Mr.. Hickey, aof baseball fame, says sour
grapesAheA was just going to resign from
that old Western league. anyway.
To make the title of his lecture accord
with the subject, Aid. Hunt should
change it to s@aunicipal Misgovernment."
| Baseball Magnate Spalding is deter
mined to not onfy wipe Freedman off the
baseball mapjs but appears anxious also
to wipe. him off the face of the earth.
The South Dakota Indians are getting
| quite civilized--they now average about
a third of the divorce cases tried in that
state.
| Senator Mason says the output OF
''mixed -four is so small as not to cause
| the legitimate trade any worry. OF
course the unfortunate consumer is not
| worth mentioning.
| Some compassionate friend. plying the
! former woes of the poverty-stricken
| Roosevelts, who, according to the afore
mentioned grieyed person, were starving
on 81, GOO or $1,000 a Year is now rejoicing
| because for the first time Mrs. Roose-
] welt will not have to figure with paper
! and pencil how. to meet next week s
| grocery BILL Dear dear. what appe-
tites those Roosevelt boys must have,
There are squitesaF number of persons to
be found in the Union who would be
willing to starve on $1,000 a year.
| Mr. Tawney having, as it were, re-
| wrested his oleonafgarine honors from
MIR. McCleary. the. latter can now con-
! sole himself with a ko-nuts, cottolene
cooking oil bill. as all these and sew
eraI others are advertised to take the
| place of cooking butter.
An entirely new jag habit has been
developed in Denver, where the flavor
| ing extract employees go on razzle-
| dazzle on vanilla, lemon and other flavor
| ing extracts. Vanilla is said to give the
most gcrgeoas sHesults for the smallest
/ expenditure.
Boston has found three split infinitives
| in the presidents message. Boston car
be depended upon TO find Deems split OF
| otherwise in almost anything.
Isn't this business being just triae
overdone, when 5g man is refused an ap-
peintment solely on the ground that when
the Maine incident occurred he spoke
hotiy of the late president, though before
and afterward he was a warm supporter!
90 -af
Isn't it an awfdl relief to have found
that Schley won that Santiago victory
after all? There seemed danger al
one time of our discovering that Samp-
/ son, Lord. Roberts, Ceryera or. almost
/ any other uniifzelY person or thing was
4 responsible for TINS glorious achievement
/ OF course, OUR relief is somewhat modi-
/ fed by the fact that the two other judges
/ knew eleven different ways he might
/ have lost the day. but seeing that he
/ knew one Of winning it, we shall have
i to content ourselves with that fact.