davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-12-19

spOuscs have numbered precisely Two
score and fifteen. ObendaRa has
studied all OF them. He be-
lieyes he knows something of wom-
ankind. What he knows has crystal
lizcd into maxims OF great pith and
piquancy. Here are some of them:
"Wives are like weeds, sometimes;
unless you choke them they choke
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-12-19

Every man thinks his writing is palmer
than that OF anyone he ever knew.-Atchi-
SON Elpbp
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-12-19
-OMAN EXPLAINED.
%f5V5 q: ::;:

s1yho shall be considered qualified to
4 ak with wisdom on the subject 81
omen If 1t is not he who has had
! wives.
. nI.,.t..,,., q. . ..,..,,o 90. II tf ID. 90.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-01-16

Be bill %oDerbobebet blipe ban ifeligt
for Dem at finoe oen."
9erpad betroebe 8onIulen unbel
3dbs6eos SegI 5orneii, at aaptdinen
paa &orbetten bar rai enoe forelffet
en- 8reoes 2Ggtefeae, og at ban bar
Ieilet meo fin 8orbet til en- 6apn paa
ben i~tdlienite 8bit for at tunne fgl9e
ben tilbebte. 5orneii loO, fom om
ban bar alOeIes utreiteIig beroOer, og
anbefuleoe fig. 6an pioite 10 MI, boab
ban biloe bi0e. &orbetten funbe life
binbre aeiierens Afrejie. -
Mi0t / Moj 1915 begab 5orneii
fig til Yaris og ilebe itrats til 3uile=
rierne. Den tilbogebenote Setter
mootog BAN miot / ct itraalenOe 9ofz
felffab.
o8eltommen, min 6erre," fa9be
ban / en- fpliq Some og lob BAN itad
ct 2jeblif for at gre BAN forlegen.
5orneIi bar baaoe beitprtet og tr9nz
tet ooer benne Mobtagelie. Napp@
leon traaote Iaa paann ben til bam og
Ia9oe: Seq bar gibet Orbre til, at
man Ifol ubbetale Dem ct 8elpb, De
bar til @obe."
De er ultfor elifelig, Sirel"
ga De MI en- Sang er / poris.
piloe je9 gerne opfplbe e IGNITE al
0em."
Seq ubbeber mig fun ben Naabe
at matte tpsie 0eres Mujeitets
0aanb".
vM}ine 6erref," iagbe &ejieren iaa.
.maa ieg foreIti1e 9r, 5orneii fra
porto 5~errajo. 6an bar 9jort MIC
tore 3jeneIter, uoen boilten bet bilot
baoe pett mig umuligt at forlaot
Glbd. Som / mine 4rme, 5orneii!"
Men 5orneii fit, Oa Nupoleons am
bet Sab 6urtigt fulgte efter, aloriQ
fine 9enge tiIbage og OpOe 1849
tor 5attigoom. Ogiaa bans Sgn OPP
naaeoe Inlet anoet at Napoleon Den
3reoie END Gefter, Der alOrig blep OPP
fplot -.
Observation-Disclosures fore 8e9iOenbe=
Der er ofte ufbangige at turipIeSm aas
ting. Saafremt ben engelIte &oroetz
faptajn life baooe paret ida forelifet
bar Napoleon maaIte life penot till
ba9e fra Glbd, og mango Wennefelip
bar bleoen ipareoe
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-01-16
0jem# fro Glba.

HAAAHf fAA IAAAGLA : 0AA f0A&
OH. 6eri bdbler ban fine 2anosz
m9nos Optr9oen oberfor @propas
5ange paa Ct. 6elena, bbor Der til
fgjeoes ben lille &orIitaner mango
unpbpenoige arentelier pg 0ri1erier.
Men I%dmtibi9t b9Dber ban, at Ndppz
Icons 5lugt fra Glba beretti9ebe @n9z
ldno til at tdge itrenge 5or9olOsregs
Ter.
: bet frantic 8lao u@uulois" gibes
MI fra paalibeli9 Slide en- 6filoring
at Rapoleons 5lugt fra Gl6a;
rs qorto 5errajo paa Gl6a lebeoe
Der en- oelbaOenbe &e6mono oeo Nabn
5orneii Il. Denne 5orneii bdbbe gjort
9ens @arntfion mango 5jenelter I'M
Der &ejIerrigets &rige. SITTER 9egis
benbeoerne / 1914 od &ejIeren bleb
@foroiit til Glba, lagoe 5orneii en- gin
oenoe gegeiItring for Napoleon for
0agen og pa bans Omqibelier la9be
Marte BERTH, traabte De / 5or6inoelz
Ie meo BAN. Gn Dag / Slutninz
gen at Sanudr 1915 afla9oe Napos
leon 6orneii ct 8eieg.
Seq 6apOe 9pit til at gre en- lib
flu9t" iagoe aeiieren. p!6por mango
Mano fan be Stibe, Iom ou fan itiae
til min Raobig6eo, oel rumme2"
( oSirel Saa og iaa mango Manb.
iao % iaa mango &anoner, iaa og iaa
itore 5orraabl"
uaanoner! Nlen bbem / al @eroen
bar bilot benz ino, at jeg itaI 6ape
aanoner meb mig2"
., Sirel Seq peo Tlet ingen 3ingl
Oct par bare noget fom falOt mig ino.
0eres MtajeltGt maa 10 teoe iig frpg=
teli9t ber."
&ejieren iaa ifarpt paa 6orneii, lag
faa paa Staliens Maner Yegefngez
rem unoer bet bejre gje, iom ON ban
Oiloe ipGrre bet oiot op, % toroneoe;
ySisnor 6orneii! S er en- 8ap>
tpp."
ga, meo @aptpoen bar bet i'm
8igtigbeo, men jeg er ingen 6orrGber.
9eres Majeltat."
Bel! !6olo iaa oine Stibe parat
til mig, men mat life om bet"
Den naite Dag opIegte 0rouet
5orneIi.
y6por mango Yenge raaoer De
ober?" Ipurgte ban uben bibere Omz
Ipsb.
,Oper 10000 8rancs."
.@il De lame mig bette 8elsb2"
gMeget g9rnel"
Gn Zine Ienere er 9rouot igen 6os
5orneIi.
,Gr bet Dem life muligt at l9g9e
no9et til be 10000 6rdnc82"
ySngenlunbe", ibareoe aebmdnz
ben, linen / laa Sab er jeg npot til
at Itripe til mine 6or6inOeli er, og bet
tunbe maalte o9tte OpIigt."
,Sdr De life i portos 6errujo leiet
fem 8utitter I'D til en- @ugertarl peb
Habn Sutre2"
so, pitt bar ieg Iaal"
.aunbe De life faa ct 5orItub bos
6am?"
vMaa1fe! 9ent ct 9ieblitl"
Sort efter Tom 6orneIi tilbdge meo
$4,000 5runc5, iom ban la9oe til
De 100000.
Naite Dag fit ban igen 9efp9 al
Roppleon.
-.5orneI! 6bor li9ger ben en9elite
9orpet?"
Seq amer bet life, Sirell"
nMen bet maa bu itaTe mig at BIZ
De-"
.9porleOes fful ieg bore mig aO
oermeo2 Seq forIitrer Dem, Sire, jeg
bar 1let ingen MiOler til at foo aeOe
6erpad."
Oct blioer bin Gag. Seq Itul bas
be bet at OiOe. O9 ieg ItOler paa big"
6orneTi lpefulereOe lange pud llbz
peje. pa tom ban / 3unfer ON, at
BEN en9elite &oniuI, iom boebe / pors
tos9on9onO, bar bans Stploner. 9an
opiSgte BAN itrat5 og lagoe til BAN:
n2@reOe !6errel Set ger mig meget
onDt,. men jeg bar gjeblittelig 9rug
for mine 0enoe."
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-01-16
9enne Smuffe
Is + a b { u
hInf 50 20
Eri Hrpue!

Stehenions Blpos % QepersEhe renter BIobet, fnres
rer giprez o. 9euersS 3 goOnlne. Turitoppelie, ~trnffenbe
6opeopine. gioer tlor Nnltgtsiarue. Sirib efter fri
Rrgpe eller ienb % @ts. for en- Battle, tilienot p0rtos
frit. Strip efter Dor 9lnn for Qgenter. @nbpioeee
ale ifanoinabiite Weoictner iaoi0m aron gsients,
Mooer 9raaber, qipets Boliam olp.
STEVENSONS APOTEK,
208-Sth ST. So, Minneapolis, MINI
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-01-16
Din 3roSers 8loo.
Sra 9pft pco
pator Y. ?. ~2lIa6ien.
Ggtiat.)
,Moberll" roobte oagob operrafet.

rWoberl" roabte 6a9ob operraIfet.
Seq aneOe bet Oiloe TONNE, nu peO jeg bet. Seq faa
Rat bin 5ubers @ni9t Og bort gamle 5iem. MaraI6
fob 8IomIterpragt, og 9uerne turrebe. Seq frngteoe for
ben LANCE geiie, men mn, od bet moo bare, bar 9qngIen
srebet ma. Del ligger Sneen paa 8jergene, men Sub, ben
4~lm99tige. bill beoare os.
9dgob itirrebe en- Stuno TABS paa 4I6ams greb.
@noelt9 lefteoe ban 6OOeoet og faa paa Mooeren.
aOg Qsipdo3aour, Mooer, itulle Ri forfabe bam2"
p3oo be booe 9pile ben alm99tiges Stpgge. 8u
tun intet gre Tor baH,"
u42en ban er life bgb."
yGn 4pte ba for BAN. ON ban bar BET"
.Og Wdriom2" 6a9ob ipg ginens neb.
Remiar iud ct gieblit f~psrgenoe poa i'm Spn. 6ao
iagoe bun dlporli9t:
pSe lite til bsjre og Ie ifte til benTtre, min SIN, men
l9e no. 5or big er bet lite 3ib M at felqe bit 6ierte."
9looet for op 6agobs 4niigt, men ban tap. no.
oeren bdpbe Get ------
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13

ing for it with all his powers. He Is
not only justified but 1t Is his duty to
do it, and if he should allow himself
to be deferred by such epithets. insin-
uations and abusive words as are hurl-
ed against him, he would not be worthy
of the position he holds. About the
only argument that has been put up
against the ship subsidy proposition is
the fact that it is Republican. meas
ure; and about the highest motive we
can see in the McMaster resolution
now pending in the house, is the hope
that the voters of the state may lose
confidence in Senator McLaurin to
such an extent as will make it easier
for some Of the many aspirants who
are envious of his place. AS to whether
Senator McLaurin Is properly repre-
senting the people Of South Carolina we
are unable to say. They, however, are
able to say, and will no doubt do so
when the proper time comes. In the
meantime the newspapers will do we'll
to devote themselves to the presenta-
tion of fair, honest argument, facts and
figures in lieu Of the petty prejudice
engendering methods they have been
pursuing up to this time.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
ABOUT PEOPLE.

Prof. R. ]. Herndon went to Clifton
on Monday.
Mr.. w. P. Harrison. cashier Of the
Loan and Savings bank, is confined to
his room with grip.
Mr.. Frank Barber, who lived here
when a child, several years ago, visited
the family of Mr.. A. Cody last week.
Speaking Of the late ]. Wesley Nc
Keown, as a comrade, Mr.. w. M. Ken
nedy said on Monday: ION one occa-
sion we had fight, as the result of
which we captured part Of the enc
my's camp; but not all of his lines
before nightfall. 1t fell to my lot to
do picket duty that night. while Wes
was at liberty to assist in plundering
the camp. He got hold Of a lot Of cof-
fee an article that few Of us had seen
for quite awhile, and after making
pot full, he rode the lines, hunting me
up, and got himself shot at several
times before he found me along about
midnight. On another occasion he was
on guard during a very cold night, and
he believed that If he should have to
do his full turn he would freeze.
took half Of his time and let him go to
the fire. 1t was little things like that
which drew us very close to each other"
Mr.. Kennedy says that the statement
to the effect that Mr.. McKeown was
wealthy previous to the war was mis-
take. He lived comfortably, but was
not wealthy.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
E.QCAI. AFFAIRS.
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Beard & Carroll-Tell you that when
you buy fertilizers you want the best
grade Of goods as we'll as the lowest
prices and most liberal terms, and
say that they will give you all three.
They want you to see them before
making your contract for farm sup
plies.
C. M. Kuykendal-Says "eggs Is eggs"
but that there are considerations in
volved besides getting cheap eggs.
He advances arguments why every
one should nave fire insurance and
is in position to furnish all kinds of
insurance at equitable rates.
Opera House-The entertainment at
the opera house Friday night will be-
gin promptly at 8 o'clock. Tickets
are now on sale at w. B. Moore &
Co.'S store.
M. c. Willis, Mayor-Asks for propo-
sails for sanitary work by the month.
specifications can be had upon appli-
cation to him.
Sam M. Grist, Special Agent-Tells OF
the benefits of insuring in the Mutual
Benefit Life Insurance Company OF
Newark, N. j., and says that few
people know what their insurance
contracts call for.
H. c. Strauss & Co.-Tell you that
their spring goods are arriving, and
that their percals, lawns and
P.K.'s' are ready for inspection by
the ladies, and say they are certain
to lead the van in low prices. Their
discount sale on winter goods Is
still going on.
S. L. Hobbs & Co.-Say that cottelene
Is the ideal shortening. They also
tell Of crackers.
Riddle & Carroll-Want you to see
them before buying fertilizers, farm
wagons. etc. They tell you Of -four
and Carhart's best coffee.
T w. Speck-Says he has other things
to talk about besides B. & H. lamps,
and mentions for instance, fine table
chinaware.
Frank Happerfield-Offers special low
prices on iron fencing for 30 days and
asks that you come and see him be-
fore buying.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13

that 1t is impossible for a railroad at
torney to serve the state properly in
the general assembly, we think it would
look a great deal better If representa-
tives were not under the appearance Of
serving two masters.
AS to the present status Of Mr.. Brice
as railroad attorney we cannot speak
with definite knowledge, but We have
no hesitation in saying that we believe
the story as told above Is about correct.
Mr.. Brice is not man to do anything
contrary to the dictates Of his consci-
ence, and his conscience is generally In
a very sound, healthy state. We do
know positively that he once held
a pass over the c.. & NV, and we
know also that he paid his fare with
cash on recent trips between Columbia
and Yorkville. We will say further
that this information was not given to
us for publication.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY.
Has Labored Forty Days to Very Little Pur'
pose.


There has been a decided undercur-
rent of politics about the general as
semby this session, and a great deal
more time than usual has been given
to the study of. the political situation
as we'll as to playing for political posi-
tions. There will be lively and gen.
eral scramble for place in the next pri-
mary, and the outlook now is that
pretty much every race will have a
good string of entries. This certainly
seems to be the case for United States
senator and for governor. Whether it
will be the dispensary, or labor, or tax
es, or some other issue, is not by any
means settled, but it will veer all the
way around to having a state cam
paign fought out on national issues,
Just as the last senatorial campaign
was made on state issues.
The general assembly has this time,
perhaps, more than ever before. evad-
ed the consideration of the most impor-
tant matters. Before the general as
sembly met there was great hurrah
about what general bills would have to
be passed to remedy the decision in the
Spartanburg-Dean case. If memory
serves, there was not a single such
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13

w. J. BRYAN has placed the circula-
ton Of The Commoner in the hands OF
a trust. Dealers here are protesting
loudly and long, and failing to get
satisfactory responses, have reduced
their orders fully rs per cent. A can
vass of the newsdealers of the city dis
closes the fact that they all cherish a
similar feeling toward Mr.. Bryan. The
cause Of Mr.. Bryan's unpopularity
with the newsdealers Is due to two
things-one Is that they are forced to
pay 3 cents for The Commoner, while
it is furnished to the Western News
company at lower rate, thus giving
the latter q monopoly Of the largest
business Of the kind in this country,
and the sight of the arch enemy Of the
trusts forcing the dealers to pay trib-
ute to it Is a bit disconcerting to such
as voted for or supported him.-Lin-
coin, Nebraska, dispatch, February 5.
Although 1t is not likely that the or
ders of the local dealers Of Lincoln Sc
riously affect the circulation Of Mr..
Bryan's Commoner, still there is point
in the case made by the above dispatch.
The tremendous circulation Of the
great national papers has been made
possible only by means Of extensive
combinations or trusts, such as that
complained of above. AS a business
proposition, Mr.. Bryan cannot sell 100
copies Of The Commoner at the same
per centage of profit at which he would
be able to sell 1000 copies. Without the
aid of the trusts, he cannot secure the
sale Of his paper throughout the whole
country. 1t is a question then Of pa
tronizing the trusts or resting content
with a smaller circulation. Under the
circumstances, he is doing about the
same thing that any Of the rest Of us
would do.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
THE CALL OF DIR. sPRUNT.

In the February number of The Wit
ness, a monthly paper published at
Rock Hill, S. c., by the Rev. Alexander
Sprunt, D. D., the following in regard
to DR.. Sprunt's call to the First Presby-
terian church, Charleston, is given:
It is known to our membership that a
call has been received by the writer
from this church to undertake the
pastoral office Of this large and tnfluen-
tial congegation. It was extended on
the second Sabbath Of January, with
unanimity. The question
thus submitted to us Is one Of the
greatest Importance and extends to
by the church issuing the call, last
spring, was 312. Our membership at
this writing Is 452, including those on
the retired or nonresident list. To
break the ties which bind us here, ties
which were formed eight years ago,
and have been growing in strength and
affection with these years, Is an eXpe-
rience we could we'll shrink from. But
the minister of the gospel, by virtue of
his calling, is to be considered at the
bidding Of his Lord at anytime. He
is to go or come, when and where the
master may direct We are still Of the
conviction that God sent us to Rock
Hill, and in the midst Of many over
lures made to us since the pastorate
began, looking towards removal to
another field, we have never been at
serious loss to know the path of duty.
Now We are of the conviction that it
is Gods will that the present relation
should end and that work should be
elsewhere. While this is
our view Of the situation, the presby-
terry must pass judgment on it. 1t
rests with them finally as to whether
the present relation should be dissolv-
ed. We do not anticipate an exercise
Of the veto power Of presbytery, though
1t is their prerogative to use it If they
see fit. A special meeting has been
called for February 13. at 10 a. M. In
our church, when this matter will be
Issued.
"In the meantime it may not be
amiss to give herewith resume of the
work done in the eight years and a
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
As 10 FREE PASSES.

The following interesting communi-
cation, dater at Gaffney, and signed
by "a Voter" appeared in The COL
umbia State, Of Monday:
In the report of the legislatures pro-
ceedings for last Friday night. we find
the following remarks attributed to
Mr.. Spears: There are members of the
house who now use passes and they are
above reproach." Is he correct? Are
there members of the legislature who
above reproach. They are lawbreakers.
The committee on ways and means has
felt constrained to vindicate the speak
er in connection with railway rumors.
Mr.. Spears remarks certainly call for
investigation. If he is misquoted, he
should be set right; if he is correctly
quoted there are members of the legis-
lature who are violators Of the statute
law of the state. If so, they should be
punished.
In this connection we wish to call
attention to the course of the senator
from York. He was local counsel for
the Southern railway at Yorkville,
when he was elected to the senate. He
at once rendered his resignation as To-
cal counsel. The Southern railway
asked that he retain the position, and
insisted upon it, Mr.. Brice'S answer
was characteristic. He said: II can
not; the time may come when I could
not serve York county and South Caro-
lima, and your company. South Caro-
line is entitled to my whole service l
cannot give her less. Therefore, I can
no longer serve you as local counsel
We are informed that he was asked to
retain his pass as a mark of the COM
pany's appreciation of his past services.
This he most positively declined.
The above is stated upon second
hand information. We have never
heard Mr.. Brice mention it: but know
ing him as we do we have no reason
to doubt its correctness. 1t is a speci-
men of the old Roman integrity that
all honest men admire. And if Mr..
Spears intends to reflect upon the pres
ent legislature, we hope he will specify
and "hew to the line" If there are at
torneyS of railroads who are members
of the general assembly and they use
free passes Mr.. Snears or an investi-
eating committee. should name them
and not make broadSide statements.
for there are some people in South Car
olina who do not believe that MEM
bers who will violate the laws of the
state by using free passes are above
reproach.
We would suggest that the question
he referred to the attorney general as
to the legality of an attorney for the
railroad using a free pass while a men,
Der of the general assembly. Not only
must Caesars wife be virtuOus. but
she must also be above suspicion"
While we are not disposed to hold
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-13
MERE.M EHTI0N.

The smallpox is reported to be rag
ing throughout Oklahoma. New.
York harbor has been ice-locked for
several days. ~. Pierpont Morgan,
John D. Rockefeller and others, have
bought the holdings of Andrew Carne-
gle in the Carnegie Steel company, for
about $l3O,OOO 900. The congress-
ional committee appointed to investi-
gate the practice Of hazing at West
Point, has made an exhaustive report
and recommended stringent regula-
tions to prevent the continuance of
that practice. The Interstate exc
cutive committee Of the Cotton Grow
ers' association, will hold a meeting in
Atlanta. The inheritance tax on the
estate of the late Cornelius Vanderbilt
amounts to 324,96O.. . Maurice Thomp-
son, the author, is dying at his home
in Charlottesville, Indiana. Repre-
sentative Small, of North Carolina, on
last Friday introduced bill to pro-
hibit the sale or manufacture Of dis
titled spirits, fermented liquors or
wines made under the authority Of the
United States in states where the same
Is prohibited by the laws Of said state.
-. British physicians insist that King
Edward VII is as sound as a man of
his age could expect to be.......A Ger
man woman was injured in a railroad
accident near Prentice, Wisconsin, last
Friday, and to satisfy the intense1
thirst that followed she asked for beer.
The railroad people gave her water;
but that would not answer, and the
railroad people sent train so miles for
a supply Of beer. :. The state Of Kan
sas will prosecute Mrs. Carrie Nation
for destroying saloon property. If
convicted, Mrs. Nation will be sent to
Jail for six months. ......The New York
legislature Is considering bill author
izing county supervisors to regulate the
speed at which automobiles will be per-
mitted to run along the public roads
=. Lord Kitchener reports 10000 Boer
refugees under his protection in the
Transvaal. :. The house of represen-
tatives, last Friday, passed 1913 private
pension bills in less than an hour