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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
Where They Were.

"Where are the beets" asked the sta,
boarder.
"Thcy amt got up yet" replied the alb
sentminded andlady, with her thoughts
on the second story back.-Denver Times
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
The Refreshment Schedule.

"Comc, Harry, it is time for you to get
ont and work the lawn mower"
"All right, Harriet, and it is time for
you to so in the pantry and work tho
lemon squeezer. "-Chicago Record Her
aid
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
Euhurhnn Inducemen II.

Mrs Isolate (of Lonelyville)-How did
you induce the new cook TO come out into
the suburbs, Ferdinand?
Isolate (elatedly)-I promised l would
teach her how to play golf.-Brooklyn
hgle.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

President Daz, of Mexico, has com
pletely recovered from the Illness from
which he suffered so severely during the
latter part of last winter, and it's last i'll
effects arenow said to have disappeared.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

Tess-I'ye got a new way to tell per-
sons age.
Jess-Is that so? Will you tell any
ones age?
Tess-Yes.
Jess-Tell me yours, then.-Philadel.
phia Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

1T am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my present good health and my
life. ] was treated In vain by doctors for
lung trouble following lagrippe, ! took
One Minute Cough Cure and recovered my
health MIR. II. II, Wise, Madison, Ga.
j. w. O Sullivan, w Il, Han, f.. Gossc-
lin, u. II, Crandall Of Winoosd.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

Those famous little pills, Dewitt's Little
Early Risers compel your liver and bowels
to 10 their duty, thus giving you pure, rich
blood TO reCupcratc your body Are easy
to take. Never grippe
j. w. OSullyan. W. L. Han, Il. Gosse-
In. L. l. GrandalI Of MlnooskA.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
Thrifty Davie.

ana, Davie Dibbs acts 30 funny"
"How, Jimmie?"
"Well. ma, he has money. an he goes
roun' with all US boys when we buy
candy, an he never spends a cent."-Chi-
cagO Record Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
philosophy.

A ring at the telephone disturbed the
suburbanite in his office down town.
"Hello" he said, placing the receiver
to his ear.
as that Mr.. LongwayW said q voice
through the phone.
yes"
"Y four house Is on fire."
He reflected a moment.
"Well," he said, "by the time can &c,
out there the fire will have been put out
or the house will have burned down
Goodby!"-Chicago Tribune
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
HON. RUNS.
A Number of Happy Hits by the VIE
of yOnkers.

"Now, let me see. We've got the pnr-
lor furniture, the bedroom suits and the
kitchen outfit. Is there anything else"
said the prospective bride.
"Why, you have no library" said the
girls mother.
ooh, never mind that now, mammal!
I'll write to Mr.. Carnegie after we're
married about that"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

A boon to travellers. DR., Irowler's Ex-
tract of wild Strawberry. Cures dyfen-
tory. diarrhoea, seasickness, nausea
Pleasant, to take, Perfectly harmless.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

Bacon-A fellow doesn't have TO lose
any time hitching up an automobile.
Egbert-No. The hitch generally comes
when you've got out in the country few
miles from any house.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

Your step has lost elasticity because your
blood has lost vitality, which Hood s
Sarsaparilla will restore.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

"Now that wireless telegraphy is an ns-
sured success" remarked the observer Of
events and things, what we want is
wicketless croquet. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

A paper in a western town wants to
know what they shall do when doctors
disagree. For gracious sake! Haven't
you any undertakcrs out there?
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

Bll-When n man Is in debt, 1 think
he ought to try TO get out.
Jill-Do you mean out of debt or out OF
town?
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
On Account of Injured Pride,

Htah Horse-Im going to leave.
Uf Horse-What for?
Nigh Horse-See what guys we are
rugged out in our owners last year'i
straw hats.-Chicago Record ii erald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

"Those berries you sold me vsstssdsy
were not fresh"
That's not my fault, mn'am had
'em four days ago. It's not my fault that
you didn't come along until yesterday"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
atence-How selfish men are, aren't

Patience-How selfish men are, aren't
they?
Patrice-What's the matter now?
"Why, haven't you noticed that before
n man gives girl an engagement ring he
asks her for her handT'
"Ccrtainly."
"Well, he does that so that he'll own
the hand that wears the ring Can't you
see through that plain cnoughV
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01

ttnIen. =.
Tie Honorable the Probate Court ior thu
District OF Chittcnden.
To all persons interested IN the estate OF
Matilda BarStOw. late Of Shelburne, n
saiI Nistrict. deoeased.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25
animal IL kskthk AJne nieaIE. III
will soon be a good as ever.

animal IL kskttk ASne niedT, 4a1
viii soon be - good as ever.
Train dispatcher Foley ia At Indi-
annapolis today visiting friends,
Dick Moore returned last night
fro:.. Nashville and Chattanooga. He
saw 10 Grimm at Chattanooga and
he is doing WELL Al Morehead" has
the Conservatory Of Music there and
is doing splendidly.
Howard. son of PerryJ j. Freeman,
who has been at the Indianapolis
sanitarium for some weeks returned
home this morning He is much
improved in health, as his many
friends will be glad to learn.
Friends of Miss Grace Porterfield
will be happy to learn that she is
meeting with great success in her
concert work. Her present contract
with the company she is travelling
with is for $40 per week for the sea-
son of twenty weeks. She has made
new contract for next season that
will keep her employed for thirty
weeks at $50 per week.
The Rev. NJ. Defis Of Indianapolis,
who is presiding elder for the Rich
, mond district of the A. NJ. E. church,
is 10 the city and will remain over
Thursday and will deliver the adj
dress at the Bethel A. NJ. E. church
ION THANKSGIVING day at IL O'Clock.
Tomorrow he will be given recep-
tion at the church and the Rev. DR..
Townsend who was formerly pas
tor of this church, now located at
Columbus, o., will preside at the
meeting. Mr.. Townsend will arrive
tomorrow morning.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25
The Trouble at Colon.

Colon, Nov. 25.-The gupboat
Pinzon is reported landing troops on
the north end of Colon. There is
much commotion on the streets. The
people are seeking refuge on the U.
S. gunboats Machias and Marietta
Washington. Nov. 25.-Capt Perry
of the battleship Iowa telegraps he
has landed with detachment and
started with a train to clear the
transit and has established detach-
ments tokeepit. He says Gen. A!ban
is fighting the liberals on the line
near the empire. Commander McCrea
of the Machias has been. instructed
to use such means as he deems
necessary to protect American inter
ests in case of bombardment. 1t is
understood that it is left to his dis
erection to prevent bonn bardment.
The Columbian representative re-
ceived telegram today from
Arjone, acting governor, saying
that the rebel army was completely
defeated at Culebra and Emperador.
The governor marched last night
upon Colon. Traffic was interrupted
yesterday but will be re-established
today.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25

get more and then 90 on again. They
we're very Interesting men to talk to.
| DR.. Wat; s ,ent yesterday At Cam
bridge City.
| II. B. Miller OF Cambridge City is
in town today.
S C. Whitesell spent Sunday on
his farm near Hagerstown.
Park Page spent yesterday at
Greensboro returning this morning.
| Niss Bessie Pritchard of Cam
bridge City visited Richmond friends
yesterday.
Voting continues with vigor in the
| Free Piano contest. Vote for your
church today.
| Howard Burgess who was here at
tending the convention returned TO
Purdue this morning.
Shnman Jones went to Cincinnati
this morning in the interest of the
Starr Piano company.
Rev. Father Spellman of Cam
bridge City is the guest of Rev.
Father Mattingly today
Roy Naftzger, who vas one of the
delegates to the convention, returned
to Greencastle this morning.
Mrs. T. Marshall Of Indianapolis,
| who spent yesterdayswith the family
of Alonzo Marshall, returned home
this morning. - Z
| John A. Markley, 0x-recorder, has
been appointed station agent at East
Germantown for the Panhandle and
be on service today.
| CHo-o.- Anr ksn- v,:c:A
| ing Richmond relRtives for some
weeks returned home to Beloit,
Kansas, this morning.
In police court this morning there
was but one case, that OF Jim Maher,
| who was fined the usual dollar and
costs for plain drunk.
The horse and mule sale at Harmon
Shofer's was success Saturday.
There were about thirty animals sold
and all brought fair prices.
Immense interest is shown daily in
the Starr Piano Co., s Free Piano
, Contest. Votes are coming in rapid
ly from the church people.
The Columbian club give a grand
dance OF Thanksgiving eve at Odd
Fellows hall. The supper will be
given in the new banquet hall of the
club which they have just completed
at their rooms. corner of ninth and
Main.
The well known mare driven to
| Adolph BGckwedel' delivery wagon
run q nail in her foot last week and
died today from lockjaw. Mr.. Blick-
wedel was much attached to the ami
NAL who has been very faithful and
he is inconsolable.
The Starr Piano Co. are Offering to
the school children of Richmond two
elegant square pianos, absolutely
free, for the best essays on a Starr
Piano. If you haven't your essay
written, better hurry as the contest
closes Nov. 29th.
The John Berchmann Zouaves of
St. Andrews have secured the Ger
man Benevolent hall, northeast cor
ner of fifth and Main street, for drill
ing during the winter months and
will have their first drill tomorrow
Tuesday night at clock.
Rushville Star: Hon. James E.
Watson has sold his north Michigan
street property to Miss Lenore Nor
ris Consideration, 80, $50. Mr.. Wat
son gives possession when he goes to
Washington, which will probably be
the day after Thanksgiving. He has
not decided as yet what he will do
but may build new residence in this
city.
A street car collided with Prof. w.
n. Trueblood s COW on the west side
Saturday night with the result that
the COW was found limping around
with broken ankle DR.. Ferling
was called and set the broken bones,
doing the fracture up in plaster as
would be done with person, and the
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25
LOCAL MENTION.

Dark glasses for the sun. Haner's
Spectacles correctly fitted at
Haner's
Kernels of wheat the queen break
fast food. -s-r~ oct9dtf
Typewriters, all makes, for sale or
rent. Ribbons, repairs, etc. TYR
rell, w. U. telegraph office. If
Electric house wiring our speciality.
n Baughman & Co., 522 Main
street. 20-tf
The Musical club meets Wednes
day afternoon at 2:3O, at Pythian
temple.
Mrs. Stanley Hughes has charge OF
the Musical club program, on We'd
nesday afternoon.
The council meets next Monday
evening in regular session, not this
evening as seems to have been the
impression over town.
The Reubenstein Dncert company
which was doing lecture course con-
certs undera Chicago bureau man
agement has disbanded.
The Woman 8 Home Missionary so
ciety Of the First NJ. E. church will
have their thank offering meeting at
the bone Of Mrs. +. o. Barber, south
thirteenth street, Tuesday evening.
Election of ofhcers Wednesday after
noon at the home of Mrs. Pierson, Al
south eighteenth street.
Mr.. Gum, superintendent of con-
struction on the interurban line, says
that the Centerville line is now com
pleted with the exception of straight
ening the line at the Walker bridge,
the bridge at the road running down
to Tom Mertz's. Here the company
will put in a bridge of their own at
the side of the road giving them a
straight line which will result in
much better time.
A funny case of an animal getting
panicky occurred on Main street. A
street car ran into horse driven by
a countryman and knocked it down.
The horse was behaving all right and
after it was down was quiet until it
was gotten up and on it's feet. The
man started to drive it away and it
went all right about square. Then
it apparently began to think it had
been abused and ought to resent
such treatment, and deliberately set
to and kicked the wagon all to pieces.
The High School Argus is being
improved at each issue. The rum
Der for November is the best in all
ways that we have ever noticed. The
high school, faculty and all, should
give this little magazine all possible
encouragement, for it deserves it..
"A Valley of West Fork, unsigned,
is a gem, and the m ore pretentious
articles are equal to it. The personal
columns are just as they should be,
witty, bright, snappy, and cut right
and left, and are very reada Die even
to those outside of the school.
Last night two Bohemians who are
making tour of the world on foot
were given place to sleep at
the station house. They are edu-
Gated men and gentlemen, and had
letters from various mayors over the
country saying that they are all
right, among others the mayor of
Chicago. They speak English we'll
enough to make their way. They
left their home in Bohemia several
months ago and are making good
>ime. They have some money,
enough to get along with by careful
management. They pay for their
meals, but whenever possible sleep
in station houses or other public
places of the kind in order to stretch
their money out. They expect if
their money gives out to work and
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25
1iQh Prices for Horses.

Now York. n. Y, Nov. 25.-
Among the horses sold today at the
Fasig Upton sales were Bow Bells,
2.1O!, to Samuel N Mcmillan for
So. 100; Ponce De Leon, lib, to
Thomas w. Lawson for So. 500; Prod
igal, 9. 10, to ]. w. Bailey for -, 100;
Milford to Elmhurst farm, Lexing-
ton, KY, 81, 800; China Silk to T. W.
Lawson for 81, 100.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25
Bio Conscience COntribu.
tiOn.

Washington, D. c., Nov. 25.-Sec-
rotary Gage has received from an un-
known person through the collector
of customs at New York a conscience
contribution of SIS, 500.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25

Go to K. P. Temple and sac the
merchants display at Rathbone Sis
tiers Fair and enjoy their music.
25-3t
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-25

is obtained only in the pur-
chase of a Starr. A most
pleasing homeopathy, very
responsive action, artistic
case. designs, and are dur
able. They are made and
sold under a bonafde guar
antee
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-08-08
E TOTAL ABSTATNERS.
CATHOLIC UNION IN SESSION AT
HARTFORD.

Society Now Numbers o7O Branches
and S5,4fI Mcmbers-Good Increase
for Past Yeur--Archbishop ireland
Tells of History and Work of the
Union-PrOportion of Drinkers
Among Catholics No Longer Great
err Than Among other Religions.
The Twentieth Century Needs
CIearheaded and Active Men.
Hartford. Conn.,. Aug. Especial re-
ligious services in the morning, a BUSH
ness meeting in the afternoon with en-
couraging reports from officers and an
immense gathering at Parsons Theater.
to listen to an address by Archbishop
Ireland of st. Paul. Mimi. in the even
ing constituted the first days proceed
ings in the convention of the Catholic
Total Abstinence Union of America,
now in session here. The, day opened
inauspiciously, for a drizzling rain pre-
vented large attendance at the early
meeting at st. Joseph's Cathedral
In the afternoon the business meet
ing was held, at which the officers
made their annual reports. Rev. Nc
Gillicuddy of Worcester, president of
the union. presided. and after his re-
port the reports of the vice presidents
were made. The report of the secra-
tary, Rev. A. P. Doyle of New York.
furnished interesting figures on the
state of the order. 1t was shown that
the society numbers S5,441 members in
$40 branch organizations and that the
increase for the past year had been
4,190 members and 90 new societies.
The audience at Parsons Theater for
the evening session packed the audi
torium.
Bishop Tierney presided and after ad-
dresses by Rev. Father McGillicuddy
of Worcester. Judge Walter K Glib
bons of Chicago. j. Washington Loeb
of Philadelphia and Miss Leonora Luke
or st. Louis, a vice president of the
union; Archbishop ireland was intro
duced amid great applause.
Archbishop IreIand's Address.
Archbishop ireland recounted the
events attending the founding of the
union in Washington thirty years ago,
and traced the growth of its early
years down to the present time
In speaking of the work of the union
he said that in years past the criticism
had been justly made that the pro-
portion of drinkers among Catholics
was greater than among persons of
other religions, but that now such a
statement would be untrue, the change
being due to the Catholic Total Absti-
nence Union, and other similar organ
izations in the church.
The speaker did not however, fail
to pay a tribute to temperance socie-
ties in churches of other denomina-
tions. In closing Archbishop ireland
made an eloquent plea for temperance
among the men of the twentieth cen
fury in view of the demands of the age
for clear headed and active men.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-08-08
A HOT WEATHER TOPIC.
just How Much Heat Human Nature
Can Endure.

just HOW MuCh =
Can Endure.
From the New York World.
How much heat can a human being
stand?
Thousands Of New Workers asked
themselves this question when Their
mometers on Broadway registered 1o2
degrees. The system of normal per-
son can endure twice that much. 1t is
quite possible to tone 1t up to with
stand 600 degrees of heat.
Nowhere in the world does the solar
heat begin to approach mans capacity
for resistance. In Death Valley, Cal,
the thermometer has registered 140 de-
prees Fahrenheit. The ordinary man
can and does adjust himself to the eli
mate in safety.
Suckers in big steamships work in an
average temperature of from $50 to $50
degrees.
In the boiler room of dozen build
ings in the sky-scraper district the
heat from the boilers is intense eonugh
to cook an egg hard in ten minutes II
ii is laid on the floor six feet away
from the furnace. Firemen work in this
visible harm Women walk in the ovens
of the La Rochefoucauld bakeries Of
France when the ovens are heated to
S01 degrees.
colored races can endure more heat
than white races.
The educated freak. Chabert, the Fire
King. used to enter an oven which
ranged from 400 to 600 degrees Fahren-
heit.
A common modern remedy for rheu-
matism is in the baking of the body in
an asbestos tub heated at 225 degrees.
Nobody knows what takes place In
the human system under stress of sun
stroke. DIR. Sambon of London. the
greatest authority upon the question,
pronounces sunstroke an infectious dis
ease. He says It is due to a micro-or-
ganism. True sunstroke. says DR.. Sam
bon, is unknown in Europe. 1t does not
occur in Central America or In the high
table lands Of the United States.
The limit OF what one may endure in
tho way of solar heat Ne. OF conzmaA
however, far from that at whicTs nos
NAL health is more or less in danger.
The doctors declare that anything
above IS degrees in temperate
climate, such as that which New York
is supposed to enjoy, constitutes a
menace.
The chief reason for this is, natur-
ally, that the human system i'm the
temperate zones is not acclimatized to
so fierce temperature and has no
chance TO become so owing to the COM
paratively short duration Of the heated
periods.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-08-08
NEED MINISTER'S IN THE SOUTH.
congregational Educational Society
Discusses This Qucstion.

congregational Educational Society
Discusses This Question.
Boston. Aug. THE eighty-ffth an
nuai report of the Congregational Ed
ucationai Society was made pubic to-
day. 1t states that greater sums. have
been raised in the West than before,
and that the society has given con-
s'derably more to academies and mis-
sions han last year. In the DEPART
ment OF theological scholarships more
men than usual have accepted grants
as loans, giving their notes for pay
nent.
The number of men receiving scholar
ships has been 139 one more than last
year. The one great demand for hun
dreds of Southern CONGREGATIONAL
churches is an educated ministry.
Students from Northern seminaries
are not available. Young men sent
from the South to Northern seminaries
remain North. 1t seems necessary that
some sort of an institution should be
located in the South, at Atlanta, for
example.
The students now In attendance at
Rollins College, Florida, are, on the av-
GRACE, considerably older and more adj
Vanced than those of the previous
years. There are several Cubans in at
tendance at Rollins.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-08-08

Professor Talfourd Smith, Principal
Sloan High School, Sloan, Ga, writes
With much pleasure l recommend
Peruna to all who may be suffering
with any trouble of the respiratory or
gans. have been using it in my family
for the past five or six years and find IT
to be almost household necessity.
PERUNA is TRULY A GRAND CA
TARRH REMEDY AND GENERAL
TONIC AND WILL DO ALL THAT IS
CLAIMED FOR 1T BY THE MANU-
FACTURERS.''-Pro Talfourd Smith.
Catarrh is Inflammation of the mu-
cous membrane. 1t may be in the mu-
cous membrane lining the eyes or the
pelvic organs, throat, stomach, liver,
bowels or kidneys.
Catarrh is catarrh wherever located.
Peruna cures catarrh wherever located.
Peruna is an internal remedy; not a
local application.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-08-08
HOT WEATHER FooD.

The selection of food for hot weather
is an important question. We should
avoid an excess of fats. cut down the
butter ration and indulge more freely
in fruits and food easy of digestion.
One meat meal per day is sufficient
during hot weather.
An ideal breakfast is Grape Nuts,
treated with a little cream (Which, by
the way. supplies the necessary fat in
a very digestible form, a cup of Pos
tum Cereal Food Coffee, hot, or II cold,
il should have a little lemon juice
squeezed in; then some fruit. either
cooked or raw; also perhaps two
slices of entire wheat bread with a very
thin spread of butter. A breakfast OF
this sort is so perfectly adapted to. the
wants of the system that one goes
through the heat Of the day in comfort
as compared with the sweaty, disa-
greeable condition of one improperly
fed. once put in practice. the plan
will never be abandoned during the hot
days. for the difference in ones per-
sonal effort is too great to be easily
forgotten.