The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-11-24
CONNOLLY. HE COUNTS THE vOTI
INC SAVES Poverty Hollow From the
"DOOtch,"

A farewell banquet to the Hon. Pat
Connolly. Mayor OF Poverty Hollow, was
given on Friday night in the hotel Of Bis
mark Ruskow in Clinton street. n Hon.
Tin Campbell presided and Connolly sat
on his right.
"Mhisther Tim," said Connolly. a. he
got the Hon, Tins ear. 'Oi don't loike the
looks av thee crowd
why. man, they're all your friends
replied Campbell.
-Yis. but look at Thin replied Connolly.
livery wan sv thin but you an me are
either Dootchmin or Jews
well, what OF 1t. man?" asked Campbell.
Tim, yez have been me frind liver since
OF was Mayor" said Connolly. -Oi lave
Poverty Hollow beoase Oi want ter let Their
bridge go over; but. begorra, it wud break
me heart ter see a Dootchman or a Jew
take me place as Mayor. This gang is goin'
10 put thot Rhine woine soign Ruskow In
me place an Oh hain't me stick wild me-"
Hush, man. ssid Campbell, leave IL
20 me. We will beat them with diplomacy.
What do you suppose j went TO Congress
forp"
Rhine wine and lager beer were the liquids
served and the eatables were limburger
cheese, sauerkraut. fran;furtes, wiener
schnitzel. h~assenpepper ana pufnPernickel.
As Connolly bit Of a large chunk OF lin.
burger and swallowed 1t with a look of
pain he remarked:
"Thot war dom foine chaize. but OF think
somebody put somethin' on it
Campbell was named As toast master
and introduced Ruskow, who presented
Connolly with a silver loving cup, as fol-
lows.
pad. allow me TO gif you dis mug Oi
lofe dor Oirish an id gifs Inc pleasure TO
glf "A mug TO another mug
Connolly jumped 10 his feet. but sat
down again when Campbell kicked him
In tile shins
Up TO this time there had been no init
nation 81 the trouble brewing Tie best Of
good nature prevailed and the crowd sang
-Ach. du lieter O~ gustin.'
Then Eddie Ro-enstein jumped 20 his
feet and zhouted i place Ia nomination
for the Mayor Of Poverty Hollow to succeed
the mick, the Hon. Ernest kuskow
There we're loud cheers for kuskow.
Gentlemen, raid Campbell. We will have
a ballot lie borrowed tie Hon Phil Wis
81 him. Connolly aud Campbell whispered
and Connolly viii a smile aro-e aud SAID
~Oi place an n~uminashiOn M. friend, Arthur
Mo- ooh Mcdonnell. the gram man
i appoint Meter Connolly and myself
a oomtnitta. to count the DalloH,' an
nounced Campbell aud each man wrote
a name on a clip Of paper and PLAYED II
Ia ths hat Connolly and Campbell re-
tired o. count the Notes and ~heI u4ey
returned Connolly, mounting . chair,
zhuutsst
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