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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Thousands OF men and women
suffer from piles especially wom-
en- with female weakness have this
suffering TO contend with in adj
dition TO their other pains. Tab
ler's Buckeye Pile Ointment will
quickly effect a cure. Price, 80
cts, in bottles, tubes 70 cts. DR.
Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Dental Notice.

When you are suffering with
your teeth, remember that one of
us is always in the Office and will
be glad to relieve you any time
during the day or of any hour in
the night. r. @. Williams
IS. Thomas
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Constipation means the accumu.
lation of waste matter that should
be discharged daily, and unless
this is done the foul matter is
absorbed and poisons the system,
Use Herbine. to bring about regu-
larity of the bowels. Price so cts.
DR. Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Mrs. Rebecca Blount who died
Oct, "a was past 81 years. She
had lived to - ripe old age and
died in the full faith of future
resurrection. She had been help
less for three years but bore the
affection bravely. She leaves one
son and five grand children and
nine great grand children.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Deaths.

William Davny died in Jack.
son Thursday of week before last.
He was former citizen of this
county and his remains were
buried at Liberty church, near
Coffee Landing.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Kit Brooks died at his home
near Hickory Flat, near the Hen
derson and Hardin line, on We'd
nesday of last week. Mr.. Brooks
was eighty.two years of age and
had been citizen of that section
from early childhood. His re-
mains were inferred with Masonic
honors.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Reliable and Gentle.

"a pill's pill" says the saw. But
there are pills and pills. You want
a pill which is certain, thorough
and gentle. Mustn't gripe.DeWitt's
Little Early Risers fill the bill.
Purely vegetable. Do not force
but assist the bowels to act. Str
engthcn and invigorate. Small and
easy to take. j X Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Take Notice.

All parties indebted to Hardin
s. Hamilton must settle by the
10Th of this month or their ac-
counts will be placed in the hands
Of an officer for collection. Thes c
books are at my store.
G. L. Hamilton.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

The Literary Department of the
Epworth League met last Friday
evening with Mr.. and Yrs. JnO.
NJ. Williams. Tho next meeting
will be with Miss Stella Barlow,
Friday evening Nov. 10.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Drs. Convey and McAfee of the
Board of Pension Examining
Physicians were here Wednesday
conducting the examinations. A
successor TO DR.. j. ID. Harbert,
who resigned from the board, has
not yet been appointed.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Trustee Newman will begin Il
round OF the country on Nov. Is,
to collect the state and county
taxes. His first place will be
Hurricane in the Sth.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
The whisky stingy man drinks
at his own expense never hurts him

Infant mortality is something
frightful. Nearly one.quartcr die
before they reach one year, one
third before they are five and one
half before they are fifteen! The
timely use of Whites Cream Yer
mifuge would save u majority of
these precious lives. Price 20
cts. DR. Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Sam Luton, Otis Casey and
Asa Meeks, all colored, were
each given a Jail sentence by the
Federal Court at Jackson last
week for selling liquor.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

When the Chicago News man
ceases to write his "pointed para
graphs" some of us will find it
hard to get matter to sandwich
our medicine adds.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Not a Dissenting Vote.

A perfest laxative! That is the
unanimous verdict of the people
who use DIR. Caldwelps Syrup Pep
sin. 50c and $I.0O sizes. Sold by
j K Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and fevers is bottle of
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t
is simply iron md quinine in a
tasteless form. No. cure-nO
Day. Price 50c.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
School Money.

Below we give the October pro,
rata of the school money, showing
amount due each district when
the books were balanced Nov. A:
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

You Know What You are Taking
When you take Groves Tastless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle
showing that it is simply iron and
quinine in tasteless form. No
Cure, No Pay.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

A Teachers meeting will be
held at Saltillo Saturday. Some
OF our local educators expect to
attend.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

There is something radically
wrong with the small boy who
wouldn't rather 60 10 a cTcns
than be an angel.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

If man does one bad act and
il is found out it casts a shadow
over dozen former good ones.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

News has reached here of The
death of little Harston, the son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry East of
Clifton, Ark.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

A hearty laugh is more desira-
bic for mental health than any ex.
ercise of the reasoning faculties.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

The nOr'wester that hit US Sun
day gave us q reminder of APP
preaching winter.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

John w. Holt, a prosperous
business man of Sibley was here
Monday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
I'm Late Last Nightp

Then you don't feel just the best
today. DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pep.
sin is very effective for sick head
ache, biliousness or disOrdered
stomach. Sold by j X Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Virtue is frequently its own re-
ward because there are no ques.
tons asked.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

The crowd in town Monday
was the largest we have had fol
some time.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

d. j. Hughes is having a good
trade on dress goods and waist
ings.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Come and see the new fads in
dress goods at Walker & VIII.
liams.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

The Shiloh Chapter U. ID. O..
will meet with Mrs. Il. j. WEIGH
next Tuesday at 3 p. N.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Corning, Ohio, Nov. 5, 100

Corning, Ohio, Nov. 8, 1901
Pepsin Syrup Co.,
Monticello, III.
While visiting in Taylorville, H.,
| came across your DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pcpsin. Have used two and
onc.half bottles and it has done
me more good than all the medl-
cine | have used for two wears.
Please let mo know if you will
send me three or four bottles and
what it will cost to send it TO Cor.
ming, Perry county, Ohio, and Oh.
lige, Mrs. Sarah A. McCracken
Sold by j X Barlow
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Local Matters

Did you ever sec so many
cheap capesl AT d. j. Hughes.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

fla woman tried to make a Sc
cret of her ignorance, she couldn't
keen il.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
MxAv.o~

This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative BrOmO-Quinine Tablets
!ho remedy that cures n cold In one day
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

A girl can write seventeen pag.
es to her gentleman friend without
showing her love for him.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08
Bling us a load or two of wood

Bling us a load or Two OF woou
right away.
Il. II. Gartard returned to Texas
Monday.
d. 7. Mangum is with John W.
DeBerry.
Ben Austin, of Gibbs was hero
Wednesday.
Rem Green Of Lowryville was
here Tuesday.
j. L. Southern of Hardin was
in town Friday.
Miles Burns, of Olive Hill, was
in town this week.
j. L, Swayne writes us that be
is at Armour, S. d.
Wood Franks Of L0wryville
was in town Monday.
Dougal White Of Gillises Mills
was in town Monday,
Rev. j. r. Alexander of Olive
Hill was here Monday.
Capt. II. d. DeFord of Olive
Hill was here this week.
Marion White of Olive Hill
was in Savannah Monday.
DR.. J. f. McDougal's condition
is no better than . week ago.
w. II. Newell of Morris Chapel
paid Savannah a visit Monday.
Mrs. Hattie Speer of Clifton was
visiting friends in Savannah Mon
day.
William and Luther Porter of
Lowryville were in Savannah this
week.
Mrs. Agnes Harvey. of Cravens
is visiting her father, DR.. j. f.
McDougal.
Our friend II. A. Davis of Pitts.
burg Landing was in to see US
last Friday.
j. NJ. Yancy of Morris Chapel
honored our town with his pres
ence Monday,
Hon. Warren Smith was in our
town Tuesday He still drives q
span of fine hays.
Gus Austin, one of the good
farmers of Hardin county, was in
town Wednesday.
John M. Watson left Tuesday
for Memphis. His work there
will be city guager.
Dyer Frazier and Jamie Barlow
went to Clifton Wednesday and
returned Thursday.
Cullen Carter has a five months
school near Olive Hill that he
will begin next Monday.
Mrs. William Tacker of Nixon
was here Thursday having her
eyes treated by DR.. Morris.
G. Ii. Russell, our timer, went
to Florence Saturday prospecting.
He will be absent two weeks.
Mrs. H. j. Cox, of Olive Hill,
came down Friday to see her
father, DR.. j. f. McDougal, and
returned home Monday.
Val Russell, Joe Quinn, Clar.
ence Mangum, Armp Bruce,
Marcus Fraley and Edwin Barlow,
took In the snow at C0rlntn yes
terday.
s.. S. Dickey Of Saltillo, A. H.
Dickey, of Adamsville, W. 7.
Dickey, of Hookers Bend, j. s.
Dickey, of Cerro Gordo, were all
in Savannah Wednesday.
Capt. w. T. Powers of Selmer
was here Monday, he was return.
ing home from Oerro Gordo
where he had been to see his
daughter, Mrs. Sam Weller.
Elder j. j. Castleberry, who is
now in charge of a church at
Springfield, Tenn, arrived here
Wednesday to spend few days
I with bis relatives near Nixon.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

District 50, with 1OS pupils,
owes S5,72, and 81 has 81 and
owes S20.34.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Heaven never helps men who
have that tired feeling.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-11-08

Pain is the shadow that follows
pleasure.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04

If / set out in good spirits | returned in
better; for not only had l got the minia-
ture, but felt myself secure from any
further trouble Technically, L had
committed highway robbery, but my
conscience was robust enough to see it in
the light of justice, and certainly 1 had
nothing to fear from a man whose life
hung upon thread. 1t is true that 1 had
wound, but l cared no more for that
than a boy does for scratch got in plum
dering an orchard.
1 found Colwyn and Densham waiting
as l had left them-the former sunk in a
lethargy of weariness and despair. the
latter sitting silent and, as thought, glad
to be quit OF Captain Montague on any
terms. Certainly Colwyn looked the most
miserable prospective bridegroom l had
ever seen. My entrance reused him some
what.
"of course" he said, "the rascal gave
you the slip?"
81 left him in a ditch said 'I think
he wasn't much hurt-he made so much
noise about it. There is your miniature,
Mr.. Colwyn." And l laid it down on the
table
He caught it up and opened It: then,
looking closely, saw blood upon It, His
eyes Travelled to my hand. to which a red
trickle had found it's way.
'Count"' he cried.
"A bullet-hole,' 1 said. mo more. Are
you anything OF a surgeon, Mr. Dem
sham? The hurt begins to grow stiff
I stripped off my coat, and Densham
went to work in more businesslike way
than L would have given him credit for.
Count" Coiwyn began again.
NO thanks" said l. 60 to bed, boy,
and wake up sane"
He rose with tears in his eyes. Did I
not say that l played Providence to fools?
And yet he makes an excellent husband to
Priscilla, and has kept his oath to me
Charles Kennett Burrow, in the Pail Mall
Magazine
The Washington times., 1901-08-04

Mr.. Jackson" said l. have done with
| this folly and save yeup neck Ten years
| ago you were in Bath. and were kicked
| from the public rooms for a swindler"
You liei''
You disappeared | went on ''just in
| time. for certain notes that you had pass
ed proved to be forged. l have one of
them now, saved UP against such a
chance as fortune has now given me.
Ia those days | was known as Monsieur
Boulnois: 1 am now Comte de Tabourd"
1 had a keen eye upon him. and saw
him vince. You are mistaken" he said.
and set spurs to his horse. | was up with
him in a moment and laid hand upon his
rein.
For your own sake" 1 said, give me
the picture"
Pest take you and the gemsr Here"
he drew the case from an inner pocket,
give me hundred-ffty-and take the
thing. 1 won't be hard on the young
fool
Not a penny" said 1.
Then the devil take you bothp'
As he was about to return the case to
his pocket 1 drew a pistol, and swinging
across his horse. struck his wrist heavily
with the butt. The case fell.
A bullet whizzed past my ear; before
L had time to reply second pierced the
fieshy part of my right arm. / had no
wish to kill the man. SO rode hard at him,
and. with full weight of horse and rider,
took him fank-wise and sent the pair into
the ditch. 1 was like to have followed
them, but escaped by a mere inch. In a
second I had dismounted, picked the case
from the dust. made sure that the minta-
ture was safe, and was in the saddle
again. facing the backward road. A great
cursing and groaning came from the
ditch.
Goodnight, Mr.. Jackson" I cried
My address is at your service as well
as the gallows! A pleasant journey to
your
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
A Young Bunco Man.

(From the san Francisco Bulletin.)
Tommy had been quiet for fully five minutes
lie seemed to be engaged with some deep prob
lem.
Papa" he said
''Weilg'
"a DO into others as you, would nave Others
do unto you'-that's the Gt:den R'',a. isn't it,
papa?''
"Yes my son.
And it's putiiekly right to follow the Golden
Rule, isn't it, papaT'
Eyes, indeed.
Tommy rose, went to the cupboard and re-
turned with knife and large apple pie The
latter he placed before his astonished sire with
great solemnity.
Eat it, papap' he said. ..s-
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
She Wanted to Know.

(From the Chicago Tribune)
They sat on the portieo of the Rush Street
house
Annie, dear" he said, "do you love meT'
She looked down at the tall, handsome youth.
who spoke to her with such pleading in his
tones.
You say you are soon to become the junior
partner of the firm, GeorgeY'
Yes, my own"
And that you have $4,000 in the banky'
"Yes, darling"
And that you will inherit at least 10000
from your mothcr?'
.Yes, pet.'
Then. George. l love you. l am yours She
fell into his outstretched arms
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Expensive.

(From the New York Mail and Expressly
Two tramps were trudging along a dusty road
in Jersey.
'Fm goin' to New York. said one.
'Fool!" cried the other. you'll be ruined.
Don't you know what it costs to live there?
Five cents to sit in the shade. 81 to spit in
car. and il you travel on the ferries there
is danger OF bath which may cost you your
life Life preservers cut OF reach and free seats
in the sun all the rage there now, you
know. The sight of that last wood pile has made
Won mad p"
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
A Tragedy.

IFrom the SaYdhia, III, Ilmes)
Mount Carroll bachelor. out Of patience with
the flies which invaded his room, got two sheets
of sticky fly paper, which he placed chairs
the window. Returning late that evening
he forgot the tinglefoot and sat down in one of
the chairs. He soon got up and proceeded to pick
the paper off the south end OF his trousers. As
it a bad place to get at, he took the pants
of. and while cleaning them unconsciously sat
down in the other chair and then stood up and
neditated
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
The Latest.
(From the Chieago Post.l

From the Chicago Post)
''Unless there is a change" said the cook, 81
will have to leave you"
'Changel'' exclaimed the mistress; 'what do
you meanY'
"our union" said the cook. 'has declared a
boycott Mrs. Smith in the next block
but how does that affect meP
'She is your calling list, and a sympa-
thetic strike has been declared against all who
associate with her.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Dnrktown Proxerhs.
(From the Atlanta Constitution

(From the Atlanta Constitution)
Folks what always a-sayin' de country gwine
ter fall overheard pear ter fergit dat she kin
swim well enough TO keep from drownin'.
Dey may be spots de. sun. but dey amt
big enough to make you light candles.
When de people speaks dey ginriilly brings de
house down, en- de best thing you kin do is ter
stand from under.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Cause for Tears.
From Rrooklyn Life1

''Why. dear what's the matter with you? Bad
news from your husband?'
"Oh worse than that. lie writes me that he
is longing for me and kisses my picture every
day"
''Th- IS no reason for crying"
'Yes but find put my mothers photograph
in his trunk in mistake for mine"
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
New Cnuse for Lightning,

(from the Atlanta Constitution)
An old coored preacher in the rural district
accounted for the lightning in this way:
Ever time Satan looks down sees de
Lawd's work Gwine on. fire flashes fun his eyes
OATS de lightning. En- wen he fail ter hit Il
church wild it, he lays back en- hollers. Date de
thunder
But, passon," said old deacon. "whar is
Satan in de winter time? We don't have ilo
lightnin' denF'
The preacher studied minute and then said:
''Well, hit may be, Br'er Williams. dat helrs
froze over denir'
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Spirituality.
(From the Chicago Tribune J

(From the Chicago Tribune.)
Old-fashioned Pastor-You observe no fall
ing off in spirituality in your congregation,
hope. -
Popular Young Cergyman-I think our congre-
CATION has never been as active in church work
as now. The ladies' ice cream socials are
cellentIy attended, and our last rummage sale
realized SS75 for the organ fund.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Reciprocity,
(From the Philadelphia Press.)


"See here" said the statoncr, who had Just
removed to a more commodious place OF bIisi-
ness, this bill OF yours is eNtortionate. It's an
outrageous charge Just for moving things
''Oh. don't know replied the carter who
had had experience of the others scale OF prices
its no more outrageous than what you charge
for stationery things
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Like PaUa.

(From the Brooklyn Eagfe)
Mrs. Halsey-You mustn't cry when you cut
yourself little, Harold Be a man like your
papa.
Little Observation-Disclosures bet you'd
lick if 1 said the bad things pa says when
he cuts himself Just teeny bit, when he's
shayiuri
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Foresight.

(From the Boston JournaL)
Horatio-Me fodder knew he wuz gon' ter
die ten days afore he kicked de bucket.
Elizabeth-Who told hiw; de sheriff?
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Couldn't Fool Him.
From Puck.)

tfrOn fuck.)
Uncle John--These papers must think people
is fools. 1t says here the elevated roads in New
York carried 20o,0oo,0oo passengers inside of a
year.
Uncle Silas-Maybe they did.
Uncle Josh-shucks. There amt that many
people in the whole countryi
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
She Was wise.

(From the Chelsea Gnzette.)
Mrs. Jones-Wil you please mail this letter
for me? hT''i""
Letter Carrier-Certainly, madam.
Mrs. Jones-Are you q married mani
Letter Carrier-Yes
Mrs Jones-Well. never mind. I'll mail it
myself
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
From the Janitor.

CFrom the Baltimore American.)
Mr.. TopfoOr Dear Sir: Replying to your favor
of January ID, stating that you must have more
heat in your fiat, l take pleasure in informing
you that the entire building is now thoroughly
heated, and in expressing the hope that you are
satisfied. Mike MugginS, Janitor.
July o. 1901.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
The Trouble.

F'rom the Philadelphia Record.l
Mamma-No cooking class today?
May-No. ma; the teacher is sick.
The heat. suppose
"No: dy,ueu,ia -
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
feIIOwinh.
eFrom the Detroit Free ?

6From the Detroit Free Press)
The Visitor-of course you know nothing OF
yellow journalism, up here.
The Villaser-Wal, the edter of the Banner
he now'n agin put in items upside deown SOS
tew make folks read EN-. reckon thet's sawter
buff like, amt it?
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Another Thought.
(From the Baltimore American.)

frrUIlI tIIt baItIIIIuIe 81rtrIcaHI
"Nonscnse." said the faith healer to the
gentleman who calling for more whisky
you have not been snakebitten. You only
think you were"
"Well," said the victim, pouring out another
stiff one. that may be all right but the snake
thought he going to bite me. and L can't
think quick a snake can"
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
What Waa There.
(From the Baltimore American.

(From the Baltimore Ameriean)
'Tell me-" he sighed tell me, beauteoB
maiden, what is in your heart"
Miss Henrietta Bean, of Boston, gave him
look Of icy disdain, and then vouchsated the
monosyllabic reply:
'BIood -
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Use for Them,
fFrom the Chicago Tribun

(From the Chicago Tribune.)
Johnny-Look at the elephant moving his great
big fms, mamma!
Mamma-Those are his ears, dear. What use
has elephant for ins2
Johnny-Iiuhi guess he can use 'em when
his head swim5, can't heS
The Washington times., 1901-08-04

From the Kansas City Journal)
Jaggers-So he married the widow! l thought
he had his eye on the daughter?
Waggles-So he did, But the widow had her
eye on him
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
The Expensive Part.

(From the Chicago News.)
Rural Yisitor-Doesn't it cost an awful lot to
live in the city?
Urbanite-Noi it doesn't cost much to live;
trying to keep up appearances is what paralyzes
a mans Bank account.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Exclusive.
(From the Raltimors A,

From the Baltimore American.)
Mrs. Purseproud-I see where several million
aires chartered whole steamboat in order to
come across the ocean.
Mr.. Purseproud-Weli. when we go over we
will lease the ocean for week.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
One on the Cook.

(from the Phiaueipnia fress.)
Mrs. Kauler-I noticed your husband at dinner
referring to some one as Misery
Hostess-oh, that's what, he calls the cook.
Mrs. Kauler-The idea! Her cooking suggested
anything but misery. II vas delicious.
Hostess-oh, yes. He simply calls her that
because she loves company.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Written in Dialect.
From the Denver post.)

''The calmest face may hide the hardest evil
intent" says a writer in a Boston paper. We
have observed this when looking across the table
into the other fellows calm, unruiied face while
debating in our mind whether to see his heity
raise Of Johnpot to bunch our hand and
neekly pass out.
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
Knew the Cali.
fFrom the Chicago News.l }

NTTOfH
'Frontn roared the brave general, pointing
his sword at the ranks Of the enemy.
meek youth came forward and bowed.
"A pitcher OF ice water, or do you wish to be
called at GY''
"Who in blazes are your"
II am Front Used to work in hotel before
| enlisted"
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
A New Defnition.

(From the Cleveland rlain Dealer.)
II noticed that Mr.. Mckinley shook hands
with some Greasers. dear
..Yes. You know what Greaser is, don't
youT'
''oi Course. fIe's the man who oils the en-
gine."
The Washington times., 1901-08-04
A StepnaOther.
lErom Puck.)

First Hen-Mrs CluckatucN is \ very young
looking hen TO be Gladys Cutccta2arcutt's moth
er.
Second Hen-Oh, she'only her stepmother.
Gladys mother was patent incubatori