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The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

(From Oh, Baltimore Amcricau)
The fair Young gin who vas 20 become q
bride on the morrow ~st iu her boudoir uedi-
Eating seriously
shall ] marry Harry" she mu-cd cor shall
! shoot him. All the girls vino shoot their lovers
get such lovely UUt,-ups IN the papers
But she decided that her tTgussglu might BE-
described 10 a huHEiIUE manner ty the reporters
10 the uiaL so she concluded o. De married.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
The VeEetarIanS.

(From the Chicago Inter OCEAN,
4 London physician called upon lady the
other Lay 20 OreT 10 yaCcIuSte her child The
lady refused MAY ] ask" said the doctor
what your objection iss'' The lady said she
feared the transmission Of disease.
But. madam" said the doctor. Eve use the
purest calf lymph
Then, Dr. -." replied the lady, chat
settles H. Tor We are s,Set4riaus you know
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

London is sadly excited over the sue
Cessful invasion of American dressed beef,
and native dealers are anxious 10 have
Parliament take a hand in the matter
They complain that committee Of pes
tferous Yankees meet every morning at
? o'clock and darkly decide what the me
tropohs must pay for its beef on that day.
All the best market stalls have been
bought mp by the invaders regardless Of
cost, and the noble British butcher is not
i'm IT, His SOrrOWing countrymen are also
exercised because an American syndicate
mas captured the Swiss coal market.
shutting out the product Of England and
Wales. But the situation is not without
ray Of hope. The Britishers ferventIy
pray that the steel strike may injure US
badly, and We are afraid that their prayer
stands ten TO one chance Of being ans
Wered
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

ITI|N III II-'l-| ITI|-N"T
'-AU that binders me from being as fleet as
you." the drly horse said o. the racing horse.
Il. this long hair ou Wy fetloeks- % imrtGt~
ulv motions II I could have 10 cut Of / would
run against you. best ln s.
-Au right" replied the racer 81 VIII rem.yr
tI4t long hair FOR sou and we viii have a ~"
- De cuawed the dray horses fetI1,ks gree
from the long hair and the two ran race. VIII,
the result that the d:ay horse was iguominiausly
beaten.
But the racer ieorsI and laughed at bsm sd
-cocutulIy that the drly horse Ri -sed hiu o.
death.
You can't always tell how an instructive Lizzie
incident il going Co turn out
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

In naval circles there is some curiosity
as 10 whether or not HaCkctt and Crown
iushield Will give up their list Of wit
uosSes for the prosecution" on the de
mand of Admiral SchIey's counsel; but we
have no doubt that they will The Ad-
miral is clearly entitled 70 know who is q
appear on behalf of the Sampson clique
and n the Navy Department should re-
fuse him the Information, il is altogether
probable that the President would inter
fcre, as he is said TO have done, in com
Pelliug Hackett to CcuSure Swearing
Bob" Evans. Mr.. Mckinley is not quite
as contemptuous Of public opinion as are
some Of his subordinates On that nc
count we feel confident on another point
which is the appearance Of Sampson as
witness Were ne granted immunity from
the cross-examinatiCn which the Navy
ring cOnspirators so greatly dread, there
would be a popular Etcry that the Ad-
miuistration would NOT like to face. SO
We expect to see Sampson on the stand
unless, in the meantime, he should go as
dead as the Matanzas mule.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
4 solemn Outlook.

NTom the Chicago JoUuaL)
Chicago undertakes have combined o. fghf tho
coffin Trust and make IL look like dead one.
- much has been laid out, but thc details ara
-hrDudCd in mystery. though IL Is understood
thai they viii be euhalued in the records of the
new combination II Is certainly a grave sltua-
tiOn for the trust which is not az all unlikely
90 Do uuLLcl unlor Tie avaLln-ne Of --L-L.t-tL-n.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
CURRENT HUMOR.
Nc Onrninc Gnn.

tFrom the Cleveland PLAIN DeaIer)
Il wonder how Admiral Dewey VIII start that
Court ul Enquiry -
Il suppose hen look around and say. You RAY
begin hriug. gentlemen. when you are ready 90
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
Appropriate

ttTom PUck-)
DusnaP-I see you call your uzphthl lluuoh
after Your wife
Bcrtwh-srle tWurEIug over launch engine per
spIringiyl-Nc-- because whenever ] want O. 20
anywhere with u, 70 takes So long before 10 gets
ready 60 sta-tt
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
The sympathy Racket.


II Admiral SIMPSONS health Is poor as his
friends would have the public believe, he WiIl
hardly have time TO spend the Santiago prize
money % which hc was not honestly entitled 10y
r.s-.u a. having turned hIs back 20 the enemy
inst before th, Ia,tIe. Bot perhaps he Is trying
10 WORK tG, sympathy racket
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

Reference has often been made in the
press OF the country 70 the wonderful
ability Of Uncle Sans postal experts in
deciphering obscure addresses on letters
and getting them TO places intended by
the. senders. An interesting case which
occurred the other day at the Passaic. y
j postoffoe IS an excellent Illustration Of
the heights TO which this trained skill
sometimes reaches A letter was mailed
IN the Office, addressed to somebody or
other at Hell, New Jersey" The ordi-
nary clerks and sorters were nonpIussed:
but when the expert was called in. he
solved the difficulty in a sacred jifry. and
promptly sent the letter TO Paterson.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

The Beers give evidence that they are
stii transacting business blythe capture Of
fifty Of General FTenCh's scouts From this
We learn that the Beers know a little
about scouting MISUNDERSTANDING more
than their opponents Fifty American
scouts would feel extremely email 10 be
caught by an enemy Kitchener reports
that the BOYS were surrounded by sumo
rior force They should have had sense
enough 10 BE- out Of the way when the SUI
perior force arrived. Does anybody sup
pose that hostile troops or ships OF any
tnlng else could ever surprise our own
and only Sampson No. when the first
danger OF action appeared he would be
safe De hind the i-.-ss---- tfor ia
treHvh's SCOUTS ought 10 nave Deen when
the Beers came up
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
Several Orders.

(Fr0m the Chicago NcUs)
King Edward has Ie,tC we'd the Order Of Oh.
Bath on Count van NaIder-ev. Uul,-s some II
the Counts picture DO him an injustice il
would Lave been an Improvement If the hing had
thrown 30 an order for a hair cut
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
linking No Chnnce.

(From the Ohio state JournaI.)
First Caddie-Wot hes yer got dot brclstplate
an UUZZlD fCTl
Second Caddie-Dg Wiuern air -oiu' ter play
terGay an I amt tzzia' any ChauCes'F
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

(From The Philadelphia ProsSI

From the Philadelphia PrcSs)
DAuhcr-Have you seen my painting The
lawmakers Up At the academy
Irittek-Yys, and I heard comment on It to-
day
u'Aul,r-C omp Iimeutary2
CrItt,E-JudCc for yourself An old farmer who
vas Iooku. al 10 said WAL, that makes IL,
tired"
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

From the Baltimore Hoald)
By the reported dead route. General Tribe
Tribe has a. last reached the Hall d Fame 4
week ago hc was mere hiibuster Today De is
Iu the class oruamouted by The Emperor uf China
and the Hon. Agu.uaId0-
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

From the Prairie City Nsus)
Ii you contemplate diving within the next few
DAYS you had better postpone 10. Tor a 4lut az
I-t I- putting "a ueV finish on th, hearss
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
The Dovntroddcn Farmer.

Missouri farmer has just sold hIs apple crop
for 5000 Yet the man who works Tor 500 a
month ia the city and lives IN three little rooms
next 20 some alley wants 90 know how u,auIe
can possibly be- CoHteutod in the country.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
The Cook Hook.

(FrOm Schalk)
FarHoT-NOu are not a success as cook the
soup tastes ahOmluab.y-
Daughter don't know why you always md
fault with ms cooking The cook book expressly
says that this soup tastes deioiOusly.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
CircumstnntiuI Evidence.

prom thc Mount Pleasant, H.. NeusD
J guess Uncle Ben has gone 90 hard drinking
! saw him going 90 the creek with fv, fuss Iu
bis buggy
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
This Prom Rnstnn.


Nrom the Boston Globc)
DO the tunes jhc haud-0rsan man PLAYS al dan
''run u Ais head when ho zoe, % bed n rf..It
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

From the Chicago Trlune)
The report Of The death Of General Double
bTIbe is not confirmed
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17
The Best PrescriptIon for MALARIA

Chiils and fever is q bottle Of Groves Tastcless
Chill Tonic II Is simply iron and qu,uine in a
tasteess form No cWe-no pay Price SOC.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

Chin Tonic &c is simply iron and quinine in 4
t4stelcss form No cure-no pay. Price 50e.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

ROYAL Headache Tablets2 Why, I'm never
without them. They at like charm.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-08-17

BIuemont. sunday. Round trip SI.o5
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-05-22

th3S' ~tt3toos, constable > DAYS. 40 80
II. Il, Kitchen, court cricr DAYS f. ou
T. i. Ham, constable DAYS. IA M
June IT, Wv
Nm. : tlasSou teierkl issuing
:, e z. e,preparmg1uric- Ne e9i la
", N't '''lf NhcfiH Ieedin% iUrics % ON
attending court a al
Horace Moore. Sprg ,tisyS IA
= L. llanu constable DAYS I'd on
Il, H. Kitchen, court erier, 3 DAYS. q 90
H. L. llcrr month salary l,a a.
luh Is
Ii. Moore, sorg- arms. 1 DAYS on
q, NJ. frech, >h'a, Attending court Ii on
Waiter liaHhW>t, month salary 1oa 90
IL ~ lltft, lot 6d
Il. i, Kitchen, court erior. dav>. Il 10
T. Z. Ham, constable. q DAYS. II M
august ~,
" I llaNmrst. month's,alarv. leo 90
a. Nnafe' s'tS- Ill arms, J DAYS. Is 90
teo. VI trerh, sheriff, attending
prisoners . Al an
Gesi>, >atrz,>, l. K. Farley is -
Low, Miller and
Frank swift. n "a
u, =. Kitchen, court crtcr datS II on
=. T., Ii9uu, constable. T. DAYS. 30 %
H. II. httchen, court crlcr, = DAYS. q 90
September II.
I Moore, ,erg-at-arms, G days, Is %
". 1. Hay hurSt. months salary. 100 90
H. +. Kitchen, court cfitf, 3 tlat>. . %
I, I. liam, constable. DAYS. Is Oh
- r. Herr, month, salary i06 66
H. Il hitehom court crier, days. . 90
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
KNIGHTS AT BANQUET
LOras Council InstaIIs Omcers and
Enjoys Feast-Number of
Toasts.

The installation of the officers of
Loras Council. knights of Columbus,
occurred last night at Woodman hall
in Davenport. The installing officer
was j. VI. McFadden, of Dubuque, dis
trict deputy supreme knight.
After the ceremony an adjourn
ment was taken to Turner hall,
where a banquet was served. ToastS
followed the discussion of the menu.
Justice j. {. Hall was toastmaster
and fulfilled the duties of the po
sition in very happy manner
ToaSts were responded to by j. NJ
McFadden. of Dubuque. Rev. w. r.
Shanahan. +. W. Rank, of Moline. j.
r. Murphy. of Rock Island. y. r. Car
roll and +. j. Staclhouse. of Daven-
port. and Judge Wade. of Iowa City.
Judge Wade made the trip here for
the sole purpose of being with the
Knights last evening. During his re
Spouse to toast he introduced a
of new stories. each of which
elected laughter and applause.
There was a large attendance of
the members of the council from each
of the three cities.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
Fabrication Notice Chanoery.

State OF Illinois. -
Rock Island County.
In the Circuit Court. January term. A. D
Home Building and Loan Association OF EocII
lslaT q. a corporation, Us. vary Jane Murray
and william n Murray In chapccry. Gen
eTal number 4s6l- Bill TO for, close mort
gage.
Affidavit of non-residence OF the said Mary
Jane Murray ana William II Murray defend
ants. having been flPn in the once OF the
notice is therefore HEREBY gwen to the said
nonresident defendants that The complainant
filed its bill OF complaint il SAID court on the
chaDceTy side tn Teoi. on the 2Stn Cay OF De-
issued out of said Court wherein said suit is
nov pending. returnabIe the first Mon
d ~ In the month Of January thereafter.
and arterwar~S on the list day Of pril. A. ~.
whers in said sliJ Is now pending reUUrDable on
the first NJ ndav IN 'he nom Il May " ereS &
ter, and that thereafter JO-wit:Cn the 18th dav
OF august, A. D. lsOl, an alias sum mons issued
out OF said court wheT Elm said u is now pei d
Ing. returns able on the third NJ -nday Ia the
NORTH OF Se ptember thereafter. and after
wards on the 10Th day OF November n ID 19Oi,
alias summons issued out OF sai1 court
The -st Monday in jar uary. A d.. 1902 7 ext as
Is by law Tequi,t d Now. unless you, the said
nonresident d fendsuts above Tamed. Mary
Jane Murray and William H. Murray. shall
personsl be ard appe~- before sad circuit
court on the Erst cay of the next term there
OF, TO be holden at Rock Island. in ana for
the said county on the first Monday OF Janu-
airy, A. d, 1902, next, and plead, anSw er or
complaint, The same and The matters and
things theret charged and sta ed Will be
taken confessed and a deere en- cred
against you, according TO the prayer OF said
iii GEORGE W. GAMBLE. Clerk.
Rock Island Ill. November %. a. ID. 1901.
Jackson s. HURST Complain ants Solicitors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
NEWS IN OUTLINE.

Andrew Carnegie has offered Red
wing. Mimi. Sl5.OOO for public Ii
brary building on the usual conditions
Secretary Gage has sent TO congress
q bill providing more severe punish
ments for repeated Offenses o. counter
feiting.
William Alden Smith. of Michigan
has introduced bill making the
birthday of Mckinley, Jan. 20. a ma
tional holiday.
William Gregory, governor of Rhode
died Mt WEXFORD. Il. l.. Monday, aged
- He was the first governor to die
la office.
Mrs. William Walker. living near
Texarkana. Tex. gave birth to five
children, four girls and boy
The synods of the Missouri Presby-
terrain church and Presbyterian chruch
south. are meeting together ut St
Louis for the first time i'm many years
Being without food 200 bolomen in
Samar. p. l., have surrendered
Andy Freedman is going to let the
lawyers fight his battle with A. c.
Spalding and has begun with an in
junction ON Spalding.
Portions of Finland are having Il
ghold boom. gold having been discov-
cred at Ouleaborg.
r. &. Bruce. of Indianapolis. negro.
has been chosen class day orator at
Harvard.
Captain V-oss. in a forty-foot' canoe.
has voyaged safely from British Co
lumbia To Australia.
An earthquake did 10000 damages
at and near Cheviot. y. u.
The AnglO-American Telegraph com
pany has stopped Marconi's expert
ments at St Johns. Nd. claiming ex-
elusive rights in the Newfoundland
telegraph business.
The Liverpool corn exchange here
will observe the Christmas holidays by
closing Dec. ~, p and 70.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
w. A. BRIGGS, Manage
Cnancery No,ice.
George w. McCaskriu, Sollc

0COESC W. MSSaShAAui soOAASASOA-
State of Illinois, %
Rock island County, -
In the circuit court, to the anuary term
A. ID 1909 Divorce.
Blanche Con complainant, vs. Gilbert Con
defendant.
To the above named nonresident defend
ant, Gilbert Cos.
a fhdavit of your nou-residence having b sen
fled IN the once OF the said circuit court, with
the circuit clerk, notice is hereby given 10
you. that the above named complainant has
died in said circuit court her oi of com
plant against you on the chaucery side there
of of said circuit court, that a summons In
chsncery has been iSS0ed In said caus against
ou, returnabIe 20 the next term of said cir
cult court TO be begun aud nolden at the court
house In the city of Rock Island in said county,
on the first Monday in January, A. ID. 1902. at
which time and place you will appear and
plead, ans er or demur to said bin of com
plant, it you see d.
Dated At Rock Island, Illinois, this 5th day
of December, A ID. 1901.
GEORGE W GAMsLE.
Clerk of the Circuit Court in and for Rock
Island county Illinois
Z EoRGE w. MCCASEE IN.
ComplaInant's Solicitor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
CDaucery Notice.

State of Illinois, u.
Rock Island County, (S
In the Circuit Court. Al the January term
Jonas Bear and Louis Mosenfelder
Annie montgomery, Charles Jack Montgom-
cry, Mary b. Montgomery, Edward d. Swee-
known heirs or devisees OF Catherine
Margaretha Vleths. deceased; the un-
quarter OF the northwest quart OF the
northwest qusster OF section nun Der four
IN to" nnmP no1 6pe Sest OF The n0 {th p
NJ. containing 10 acres more or less;
aS said lot IS koown and designated upon
the assessors plat OF 1851; also eight
and 4 acr- s. mJse or lie $, including the road
ia tee southwest quarter OF the northeast
qusrIer OF the n JrJhwest quarter Of said sec
{ on number four In township IL, \. X one
upon the plat as lot No. :; also the northeast
quarter OF The southwest quartcr OF the
northwest GuAr'e of section number In
township IL. n K ore west Of the 4th M.
containg ten acr6s, more or less, and deslg-
also ais ih :" -or5h four sod $500 acres Of the
northwest quarter of the southeast quarter
OF the northWeS gu 4rter OF said secti N mum
Der four in township II, north range number
one W, st of the 4th p. NJ Letitia W els, Flea
b. Nou sc and the unknown heirs or devisees
of Ellen Il NourSe, deceased
To ID. II Nieths the unknown heirs or de-
visees OF Cathe ina Margaret Vieths, de-
of the southeast quarter of the NORTH
west quarter OF the northwest quart er
ooe wesE of the fourth p NJ. containing 10
acres. more or less; and being tte south hslf
of lot number six, as SAID lot Is known and
Designated uoOl the assessors plat OF 1851;
also eight a. 4 acres. more OF less. II cluding
the road, Ia The SOUTHWEST qusrser of the
northeast quar- .er IF the q northwest quarter of
said sec ion number four in town, hip "a.
r 4 west Of the 4th P. NJ, known and desig-
mated upon the plat as lot No 5; also the
northeast quarter o the southwest quarter of
the north est quarter said sec sion number
four IN township "a, ~. K ore we st of the 18th
p NJ containing ten acre S. more or less, ar d
de Ignated On SCISSORS plat ss lot number
L. n also the rorth four and S5-1O0 acres of
ter OF the northwest quarter OF ssid sectio n
number four In township seventeen, north
range number one west of the 4th Z. NJ; Lee
tiria Wells, Ellen b Nourse, the unknown
heirs or deyi5ees OF Enen B. Nourse deceased;
defend +nts-
Affidavit OF your non-residence having been
fled In the ONCE of the clerk of The circuit
10 you AID ea~h If you that the above named
cnmplainants have died IN said court their bill
of complaint against you on TIT chancery sid e
of said court. that summons Ia chancery
has been issued in said cause against ou- E.
turnabIe to the next term OF 81 i'd court to be
beru1 ard holden at tue CO rt house In the
CITY of Rock Island. IN said county, the first
Mond Az OF January. A ID 1902, at which time
and place you Viii appear and plead, answ er
or denur TO the said bill of complaint, II you
d Ies at Rock Island. III nois, this zth day OF
December, A. d. 1901
GEORGE W. GAMBLE. Clerk
SWEENEY s. WALKER, Compartments Solici-
tors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
Unanosry notice.
s.....r,, ,nn,a

state OF 11 mos 81
10 she Circuit Court at the January term, A.
D., 1902.
Mira Hershey, comp'ainart, VS. Daniel Hayes
and Alice Warfeld Hayes, defendants.
Foreclosure.
To the above named Daniel Hayes and Alice
Warfield Hayes and each OF them:
Aff1dayit of your non residence and of the
non.resIdence OF each Of you having been
died In the above entitled cause in the once
of the und ersigued clerk of the circuit court
of the county of RocS Island and state of
Illinois. you are hereby notified that the
above named complainant has fled In said
court her bill of complaint against you on
the chsncery side OF said court: That q
summons In chaucery has been issued In said
cause against you. rerurnable to the January
term a -, 1902, of said court, to be begun
and holden in the court house in The city OF
Rock Island, in said county, in she state OF
Illinois, on the first Monday of January, A.
D., 1902, at which time and place you win
appear and plesd, answer or demur to said
bill of complaint as you NAV see IT.
Dated at Rock Island Illinois, this 18th day
of October, A. D., 1901
GEORGE W. GAMBLE,
Clerk of said Circuit Court,
swEENEy & WALKER, Complsinant's Selici-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
Cbronic Rbeumatism Cured.

DIR. H. B. Hettinger, Indianapolis,
Ind, says: For several months af-
ter spraining my ankle L was severely
afflicted with rheumatism. L finally
tried Detchon's Mystic Cure for rheu-
matism, and in days could walk
without my cane; two bottles cured
me sound and well. L take great
pleasure in recommending the Mystic
Cure to all who are afflicted with
rheumatism" Sold by Otto Grotjan,
1901 Second avenue, Rock Island;
Gust Schlegel & Son, 20 West Second
street, Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1901-12-18
Saw Death Near.

at often made my heart ACHE -
writes L. c. Overstreet, of Elgin.
Tenn, to hear my wife cough until
it seemed her weak and sore lungs
would collapse. Good doctors said
she was so far gone with consump-
ton that no medicine or earthly help
could save her, but a friend recon-
mended DR.. Kings New Discovery
and persistent use of this excellent
medicine saved her life" It's abso-
luteiy guaranteed for coughs, colds.
bronchitis, asthma and all throat and
lung diseases. soc and S1.00 at HartZ
& Ullemeyer's. Trial bottles free.