davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Smyrna times., 1901-06-26

A New York scientist says rubber
can be grown in the U. S. We don't
know about that, but evidence that
''rubber-necks" are grown here can be
found on every hand.
Smyrna times., 1901-06-26

Sheep-stealing has always been re-
garded as very low crime, and we re-
gret that New York farmer should
have caught an American eagle at
it.
Smyrna times., 1901-06-26

The labor organizations are already
in the field with petitions to Congress
for the reenactment of the Chinese ex-
clusion law, which will expire next
May.
Smyrna times., 1901-06-26

1t is officially stated by Indian agents
that more than a dozen wealthy In
dians in Indian Territory employ
white men to work their farms, one of
them having more than 100 white en-
plOyes on his rancho. "Poor Lo"
stories do not apply to these Indians.
Smyrna times., 1901-06-26

Cuba is likely to find getting a recip-
rocity treaty with the U. S., that will
be ratified by the Senate, a much har-
der Job than getting an independent
government.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Thousands SEM into Exile.

Every years large number Of poor
sufferers Whose lungs are sore and
racked win coughs are urged to 90 to
another climate. But his is costly
and not always sure. Don't be an ex
lie when DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption viii cure you at
home. It's the most infallible med
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and lung diseases on earth. The first
dose brings relief, Astounding cures
result from persistent use. Trial bot
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Every bottle guaranteed. dw
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
OUT HIS COIN.
c. w. Brown Bought Team of Horses
That Had Been Stolen.

Q. w. Brown, who is tenant Oh
Fred Kelly's farm, is out l25 round,
cod dollars.
A few days ago he paid that sum
for team Of horses from two strang-
ers. This morning Sheriff Benso' OF
Girard county, Kansas, and o. B.
Wooley appeared and took possession
Of the team. One Of the horses had
been stolen from Mr.. Wooley and the
other was taken from Frank Morgan's
barn without permission.
When il was shown that the ami
mails had been stolen Mr.. Brown gave
them up without a protest but he is
nevertheless chagrined because Of his
loss of .the hundred and quarter
pluBkers."
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

20 receive from them ~ return,
This is womans nature it is the God
given instinct that makes her a fond
and tender sweetheart a comforting
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care-takiug mother
When a woman feels that the RESPONSE
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OF uplifting and inspiration-its shows that
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condition Of the delicate and important
special structure Of womanhood.
MANY thousands Of women annually write to
DR.. X. Y Pierce Of Buffalo, n. y the eminent
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stay for weeks.
II tried different doctors but with little bene-
ht I read about many being helped by using
your medicine so thought / would give it a
trial. began to take Favorite Prescription
in November and had nice little baby girl in
February following. My baby weighed over
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THE Favorite Prescription helped me won
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This makes my second child; with the first one
did, not take Favorite Prescription and had
2 miscarriage This last baby is as plump and
healthy as any mother could wish"
Send 2G one cent stamps to pay cost of
mailing only for free copy of Dr. Pierce's
page Medical Adviser or 81
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The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Low Rate Excursion

To Hot Springs, AK, via the Choc-
taw route Tuesday, March 18th, 1901
Tickets gopd for return uutil March
l7th. An extension to three weeks
viii be granted upon payment Of
amount equal TO price Of ticket. For
full information write any agent o.
The q. o. s. G. r. r. G. b. Hart,
GEM Western Agent, Oklahoma CITY,
o. Il. Geo. H. Lee, G. p s. II. A.,
Little Rock, Ark.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

Moore's pilules are guaranteed
cure for all forms Of malarial ague,
chills and fever, swamp fever, malar-
ial fever, bilious fever, iaundice, Bill
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poisoning. No quinine. No arsenic
acids or iron. DJ not ruin stamach
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80 North Main street, St. Louis, Mo
Sol by Peoples drug store. dw1y
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Don't Let Them Suffer.

Often children ave tortured with
itching and bnrning eczema and other
skin diseases but Bucklen's Arnica
salye heals lhe' raw sores, expels in
aammaton. leaves the skin without a
scar. Clean, fragrant, cheap, there's
no salve on earth as good. Try IT,.
Cure guaranteed Only 25c at A. w.
Foremau's and Peoples drug stores.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

Love IS the
cornerstone of a
woman S life.
She builds all
her hopes upon
and around those
tender affections
which she cher
ishes toward the
ones who are
dear 70 her, and
which she looks
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
INDIAN CITIZENSHIP.
An Act OF Vague Importance Passed
By Congress.

Late Sunday night the senate
still in it's legislative day Of Fri
day, passed the act giving citizen.
ship to every Indian in the Indian
Territory. The importance Of the
action to residents Of the territory
cannot be overestimated. Its po-
litical effect is OF importance. 1t
not only gives the franchise to the
Indians, but makes 1t possible Tor
members Of the tribes to make
their own contract and to exercise
many rights hitherto denied them.
Few members of either house or
senate realized its importance or
knew Of the movement 70 wardng
It. The matter was acted upon
favorably by the house June 9th
last and has been pigeon n-holed un.
Til Sunday, when in lull of
the senate proceedings it was
pushed through, says the Globe
Democrat.
Judge Gill and Assistant Prose-
cutting Attorney Nat Rider state
that the only effect the granting of
federal citizenship upon the resi-
dents of the Indian Territory by
congress is to make them amena-
BILE TO the laws governing the crime
of treason. If the the Territory
was a state they could have the
right to vote for president, or were
they TO remove to state they
could have the same rights as citi-
zens of that state after they had re-
mained the statutory time. The
citizens of the Territory have
never been denied the right to hold
office, sit on juries or make con-
tracts. The only advantage the
gentlemen can see in the granting
of federal citizenship is to give all
our residents the right Of protec-
ton of the American flag in case
they went abroad.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Eat a Whole Cabbage.

if you want to. 1t won't hurt you.
People used To think cabbage hung
heavy in their stOmachs. After each
meal, no matter what you eat, take a
dose of DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
You will never suffer from Constipa-
tion, Indigestion, sick headache or
stomach troubles Peoples drug
store. dw
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

Red Cross bail blue is the best in
the world Large 2 oz package costs
5 cents. DIV
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

Pepsin Syrup Co., Monticello, III.
Gents:-I have used DR.. CaldWelrs
Syrup PepsiD with marked success. 1
unhesitatingly recommend it to those
sufferingt with stomach troubles or
coustipation.iiIt is certainly a bless
ing 10 humanity. You are at liberty
to use my testimonial. Very respect
fully. F. NJ. Wilcoxson. Peoples
drug store. DIV
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Artistic
Photography
f Thing Of Beauty

What is more pleasing to the eye than a
photograph well taken? The making of a
good negative is difficult task unless the
should understand posing and be thorough
ly mliar with the aru of photography
Second. his lenzes. background and appur-
tances should be up-to-date and first-class.
j. Nj. b. FOWLER,
Our gallery the finest South U S Court
Our work speaks for itself. House, Yinita
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05
Dawes Commission Dates.

The Dawes commission has fixed
the following dates and places for the
enrolment Of Cherokee Freedmen:
Fort Gibson April ! to 80 inclusive
in 1901.
Vinta May to 25, 1901.
Nowata May 20 to June 20, 1901.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1901-03-05

This Office has for sale cards for
mounting kodac pictures. cut any size
called for. in three coiors, black, gray,
and maroon. They also make pretty
mats for water color paintings. Prices
reasonable.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
WARREN TELEPHONE co

Try our line if you wish to reach
points north and east of Monroe.
25c to all points,
j. +. REN SHAW. Manager.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Reflection of a Bachelor.

Love Is like the crops-at the
mercy of the weather.
Engagements are the cream
of love; marriage the skinned
milk.
When a woman is chasing a
man she can catch him only by
running backward.
You can always tell the kind
of ideas a woman hasn't got by
the kind OF stockings she
doesn't wear.
When they were writing the
Ten Commandments they knew
better than to tell us to love
our neighbors' children as our.
selves.
Drink and women never seem
the sane as they were the night
before to a man who contempt.
lates them from his pillow in the
morning.
1t isn't how many women 4
man sees coming home late al
night that worries him; it's how
many different places one WON.
an is in at the same time.
If Noah had lived in these
days he would have unloaded
all the stock in his ark com
pany on the public, and thel
there wouldn't have been an,
flood.
One satisfaction 4 fat woman
has is that if she is going dowl
stairs too fast and sits dow
suddenly she won't break an,
thing if she can keep from
humping her head.
Wonder who started that foo
l idea that the quietest way 70
a husband to sneak upstairs a
night is with his shoes in hi
hand when the only thing the
will do is to keep falling down
New York Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Joanna Road

Eighteen months since. the
people between this city and
Joanna became deeply interest
ed in a good gravel road be.
tween the two points, that has
never materialized. Have they
laid down apd concluded that
there was no use in spending
25c per acre to enhance the
value of their ia rms from s. to
Sc per acre, to say nothing OF
the convenience and actual pro
fit by being nearer to market
and able to reach it at any
time. Or have they merely
died and left the heritage, what
was good enough for pap is
good enough for me-, to their
children. who will always be in
the dust. the mud and from the
loss of market when needed
and in the soup.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Surprise.

The lovely home of Mrs. j.
M. Proctor, Sr was the scene of
very pleasant gathering Tues
day Of last week.
Her daughters. Mrs. Brown,
Mrs. Baker, Mrs. Vaughn. who
have been spending the summer
with their parents. together
with Mrs. j. NJ. Johnson Jr..
successfully planned and CARR
ed out surprise dinner party
in honor Of Mrs. Proctor's birth.
day. (Oh.no! we are not going
to tell tales out of school," for
"a woman is never older than
she seems y
In order to celebrate the
event before the daughters
separated to their several
homes it was necessary to
forestall the anniversary Il few
days, which rendered her a
very easy victim, as she was
entirely unsuspicious even If
the eggs and sugar did disap.
pear. mysteriously when first
one and then another kept her
visiting while the preparations
were being made.
Tuesday morning Mrs. Brown
took her out calling and did not
allow her to return until 1l:30
when she was greeted ~
happy company of her old time
friends. and after much laugh.
ter and merrjment at her
genuine surprise were all soon
seated around the di ner table.
The dinner was excellent and
perfectly served b. the four
daughters.
Mrs. Proctor vas the recipi.
ent OF several beautiful presents
and many, many hearty wish =
that she might live to celebrate
many such happy anniversaries.
The fortunate guests were,
Mesdames j. NJ Johnson. ST.,
. A. Jaeger, w. G. Barger. Thos,
! Proctor. MI. Hume. 1 W. Ried.
j. S. Scott, David Proctor,
Mary Owen. II. Cary ard H. F.
Davis.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
A Bad Innovation.

The first part Of the dis.
tribution Of the lands Of the
Kiowa and Comanche reserv-
ations has been accomplished.
whether successfully or not
will be better known here.
after. The method of dis
tribution was by lottery. 1t !
somewhat strange that the gen
eral government, which of late
years has put itself on record
as so hostile to lotteries in
every formulas denounced
them as immoral and gambling
in it's worst phase-has denied
individuals and corporations
engaged in them the use of the
mails, and prosecuted and
harassed them in every way
known to the law-Should have
taken that means of diStribut.
ing these public lands,-The
independent.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29

Some years ago gentleman
was riding along the public
highway and came up with an
old time darby who was driving
two yoke Of oxen dra wing Il
heavy loaded wagon and every
now and then, the old darby
would say: go long dar old
Methods, whoa haw you old
Baptis', gee ole Presbyterian,
git up you ole Camelite'. and
such other queer talk. Finally
he stopped his team under the
shade of a tree to rest. The
traveller asked him why he call.
ed his oxen such names. when
he replied: well boss I'll tell
you why l does it call dat ole
bob tail steer ole Methods
kase if you talk to him he'll
moan an heller an paw up the
ground like a cyclone an make
a mighty noise but not much
pull. ] call his mate ole Pres
byterian case he's mighty proud
and he won't git his feet in the
water if he kin hep it, an if
you go about him on Sunday
he'll kick you outen the past
ure. | call dat ole flea bitten
rascal Baptis' kase he'd starve
plum to def TO he'd eat o.
drink fun de same troef wild
any other cattle, | call dat
one.eyed crooked nose steer ole
Camelite kase he's jes dis way
When he sees a hole ob water
on de road, jes as well unhitch
kase he's gwine in or bust, and
stand dar an slash his tail till
he's satisfied, to God he viii
boss Elk.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
CITY OFFICIALS.


Grady:
Second Ward-D. A. Ely. J. W. Rell.
ThirdWard-A. Boulware, d. D. Nelson
Secret Societies.
Observation-Disclosures No. "a, A. F.
& A. NJ, meets first and third Satur-
day nights of each month.
Monroe City r. A. Chapter, No. 1O4
meets fourth Monday nights in each
month.
ODD FELLoWS-Monroe City Lodge
No. 26S, meets every Thursday night.
SUPREME COURT OF HoNoR.-Mon-
roe District Court No. 467 meets
every Monday night.
A. o. U. w. Monroe City Lodge, No
1853, meets first and third Friday
nights of each month.
MODERN WooDMEN-Monro City
Camp, No. 2236 meets every Thurs
day night.
The Il. N. of AS meet LIST. and Bird
Tuesday evening in the Nj. w.
A. hall.
p. E. o. Sisterhood, Monroe City
Chapter H. meets the second and
fourth Saturdays in each month.
MASONIC, Colored. Advance Lodge
No. 5, meets first and third Tuesday
nights in each month.
BETHLEHEM Gu APTER No. Al meets
LIST Thursday in each month.
VIRGINIA CnTTRfF mAata I at 1fhnra a q n,
in eachs month.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
DR.. H. NJ. Harrison.
OF
Quincy, Illinois.

This eminent Specialist for the Eye,
Ear, Nose and Throat, and the Scien'
titic fitting of glasses will be at the
New Monroe Hotel
WEDNESDAY, SEPT.Fn, 1901.
and every four weeks thereafter.
The doctor has spent nearly thirty
years in the profession-ten years Of
which he was Professor in the College
of Physicians and Surgeons, at keo-
kuk. This certainly gives his patrons
all assurance necessary as to his skill
and ability,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
All Rosin Filled Soaps

are injurious, Better avoid
them. Ask for Maple City
Washing Soap. It's pure. All
good groders sell it.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Dissolution Notice.

Notice is hereby given that
the co-partnership heretofore
existing between the under,
signed under the firm name
Spalding & Hayden has been
dissolved by mutual consent,
V. G. Spalding retiring, All
accounts are now due and Can
be paid to either of us. Call
at once.
V. @. SPALDING,
9.5. II. b HYApEN,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Court Directory.
MONROE COUNTY.

MONROE COUNTY.
Circuit Court-Meets at Paris first Monday
in April fourth Monday in August and first
Monday in December.
Probate Court-Regular terms at Paris, second
Mondays in February, May, August and
November.
MARION COUNTY.
Circuit Court-Meets at Palmyra, second
Monday in February and second Monday in
S september.
Hanniba Court of Common Pleas.
second Monday in January, first Monday in
May and fourth Monday in September
RAILS COUNTY,
Circuit Court-Meets at New London third
Monday in March and fourth Monday in Oct.
obcr.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
1t Was Enjoyable.

DIR. and Mrs. Proctor, enter.
tanned a few of their kinspeople
at their lovely home Thursday
evening in honor of Mrs. H. r.
Brown ELLEN PROCTOR of Win.
ch tester. Kentucky, who after
a pleasant visit with her par
ents left or.Chicago that night.
Being practically a family
party all formality was laid
aside, making the evening a
truly enjoyable one.
The evening was pleasantly
spent in conversation with the
poky reminiscent part left out.
Mrs. A. r.. Baker favored all
with some delightful music.
An amusing feature was the
guessing of the titles or names
of Il lot of pictures Mrs. a. II.
Baker received first reward. a
book the title Of which was
John Henry" Mrs. H. r.
Brown was awarded the BOBBY
which was a little kindergarten
pamphle.
Then came refreshments
which were served in the pretty
dining room by the hostess and
her friends Mesdame B G.
Moss and Anita Powers
1t was real interesting to
watch the gray heads. young
people and the little tots try
ing to mould their bit of chew.
ing gum into the form of IN
animal, fowl or reptile. Mrs. L.
w. Read was declared the most
expert artist in the class, bav-
ing made a miniature elephant
Having eXcelled all others
she was busted" ,or more pro
perly speaking presented with
an exquisite little bisque bust
The time sped all too quick
ly, even for the little one, who
at 11:30 were wide a wake anC
still full of frolic.
The guests were Mr.. and Mrs
j. M. Proctor, Mr.. and Mrs. d
M. Proctor, Mr.. and Mrs j. S
Scot, DR.. and Mrs. W. B. A
McNutt, Mrs. H. r. Brown
Masters Joseph and Zacl
Brown, of Winchester. Ken
lucky, Prof. and Mrs. j. r
Vaughn. of Huntsville. Mo.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M Johnson
Mrs. A. II. Baker, and Mis-
Eleanor Baker, OF FIT. Worth
Tex, Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Proct
or. Jr. and daughters Lucil
= and Vivian, D. Milton Proctor
l Bailey McNutt, Miss Mabl
Proctor, Clarence, Harry an
r Misses Lillian and Ethel Nc
l Mutt, Miss Lutte Watson, MI
t and Mrs. F. D. Proctor an,
2 Miss Lucia Proctor, Master
: Thomas and Morris Proctor
r Rev. and Mrs. |. w. Read ant
Marian. Misses Eleanor an
| Mildred Scott, Mesdames b. G
| Moss and Anna Powers, and +
i f. HiXson.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
City Directory.
Churches.

LIST. Notwithstanding every Sun
morning and evening Sunday
school at 9:45. B, Y. z. U. $3.50 p.
m. Sunday. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday evening Deacons meeting at
2 p. m. the last Sunday in each
month. I. II. Reed, Pastor.
GRACE BAPTIST-At I. o. O. F.
hall. Preaching every Sunday 100
a. m. and 800 p. IN. Sunday school
9:45 a. IN. B y. =. L. 6:15. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night ct 100 p.
m., Business meetipg Wednesday
night after lst Sunday at $50 p. IN.
Choir practice every Saturday
at 1870 p. IN. w. G. L. Devotional
Meeting Friday after 2nd Sunday
at 800 p m. Sunbeam S. Devotional
meeting Saturday after End Sunday
at 2:3O p. IN. j, II. Rife, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN-Services ever y Sunday
at II a. IN. and 500 p. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening. Sun
day school at !. Y. p. S. G.. E.
meeting at p. IN. Sunday. r. b.
Briney, pastor.
NJ. E. CHURCH., SOUTH-Services
every Sunday morning and evening
Sunday school at $3.50. Epwortt
League at 500 Jr. Epworth League
at 2:30 p. mAlid-week prayer meeting
Wednesday evening. Woman:
Home Mission Society 3 Thursday
in each month. Womans Foreigr
Mission Society l Thursday in eacl
month 2:3o ). 5. Mission collection
LIST Sunday in each month. Officia
Board Meeting lst Tuesday 100 p
IN, Church Conference 2nd Tucsda,
1870 p. IN. Lords Supper lst Sun
day in each month. Business Meet
ing Epworth League 18th Tuesda,
1870 p. Iii. Rev. J. ~. WALES, pas
tor
PRESBYTERIAN - Services ever
Sunday morning and evening. Sun
day school $40 a. my. II S. G. L
meeting 200 p. m. Sunday. Mid
week prayer meeting at 500 Wed
nesday evening. J. +. Travi
breaches the first and second Sur
days: w r.. Anderson. the thir
and fourth Sundays.
ST. JUDE'S EPISCOPAL-Sunda
school at $40 a. IN. Preaching {
HOO a. m. and 500 p. m. Sunday
Evening prayer meeting 800 p. Il
Friday. Rev. w. A. Hatch, Recto
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES at 500 and lO:(
a. IN. second and fourth Sundays
each month. Father D. F. Sullivan
pastor.
2nd. BAPTIST, Colored. -Services IL
first Sunday in each month. I
Hawkins, pastor
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
4 Onre for CAolera .IntAmtum.

Last May" says Mrs. Curtis Baker, of Book
walter, Ohio ian infant child of our neigh
boris was suffering from cholera in fantum
The doctor had given up all hopes of recove-
~, | took bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera ond Diarrhoea Remedy to the house,
telling them felt sure 1t would do good fused
according to directions In two days time
the child had fully recovered. and is now,
nearly year since, a vigorous. healthy girl l
have recommended this Remedy frequently
and have never known it to fail in any single
instance" For sale by b. o. Wood.
Bring your eggs and butter to
Sharp d Donley and get the
highest market price.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-08-29
Quit Kicking.

Smile and the world will
smile with you, kick and it will
kick you with interest, Your
crop was small but Uncle Ham
Birds was considerably smaller
in 1857. He wildly remembers
the winter of - and - because
corn was so scarce that he had
to fool his cattle all winter
when feeding them. He would
take a basket of cobs on his
arm and an ear of corn in his
hand and rub the corn an Il
steers nose aud when the steer
opened his mouth and closed
his eyes Uncle Ham would poke
a cob into his mouth and then
go to the next one. But, Well,
where in Sam Hill did uncle
Ham get all OF the cobS?