Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1901-04-13
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g AG, Pete" said the city editor
- to the horse editor, who was
engaged in writing feature story TO
be headed Good Things L Have Got
That Are Still Running" you're the
only man I've got handy, and forgot
60 assign man to cover that big we'd
ding up at the Umptieth Street church
to-night-you know, that good-look-
Ing Bigcoin girl and youag Mutthead.
suppose you run up there and get the
story. Want a spread-two columns
at least. Never mind names-rve got
all the names we'll use, and the names
OF the bridesmaids, and the grooms.
men, and the society editor wrote the
descriptions of the costumes before
abe took sick. Just YOU cover the
weeps and the soft, low music, and the
Brides pallor, and the perfume of the
sxotics, and that sort of thing. You
know the kind of story want. Pete"
Say, scratch me out o. this. won't
your said the horse editor. I'm not
Grained for that kind of sprint. It's
to that I'll quit in the stretch"
Cant help it, Pete-got nobody else
Co send. Go along, now, and turn the
copy in early" said the city editor.
The horse editor went after the
story of the wedding with an open
mind, and here is a portion thereof as
he turned it in to the copy reader:
THE thoroughbreds had another
snning at the Umptieth Street church
sAst night, when Miss Bertha Bigcoin
and Mr.. Willie Mutthead, both of them
we'll known to students of form in
shese parts, hooked it up in a try for
The matrimonial stakes. Talk of this
match had been in the air for some
time, so that when the bars were let
down at half-past seven O'Clock last
evening a large number of the talent
OF both sexes were on hand to size up
she contenders and speculate upon
what the future holds in store for
this pair of high-class thoroughbreds.
MANY OF those who presented them
selves at the gate had never seen the
contestants before, and not a few of
Them were minus admission badges, at
shat, but the crush was so great that
within 20 minutes after the turnstile
began to revolve the ushers were COM
PEELED to throw open n free field m
She left-hand side of the church for
those who would not be denied the on
Portunity to see the running off of the
match.
The track was soft and holding a
Hot of rag carpet having been spread
along the middle aisle to offset the nat
nral slipperiness of the course, and
there was also n top dressing of
flowers spread along the path by little
girls logged out in white. Festoons
OF flowers were nailed all over the
sides of the grand stand, and the whole
outfit looked in perfect condition for
the running off of the swagger event.
avery seat below and aloft was taken.
and 1T was one of the biggest bumper
crowds that ever turned out in this
vicinity to see similar event decided.
Before the pair entered in the
match came out of the paddock the
band up in the gallery played lot Of
trembly, fluffy stuff, which visibIy in
creased the ardor of the crowd to have
She two entries arrive at the post. The
event was carded to come off at eight
o'clock sharp, but the pair of thor
Sughbreds hadn't arrived at the post
at qusrter-Past eight, and it began
TO look like an even money shot that
ths match wouldn't come off. Outside
che church bets were freely offered
chat Mr.. Mutthead had bowed tendon
OF gone amiss in some way, so that it
would be impossible for him to face
che starter, and the disappointment
of the spectators VIXEN half-past eight
rolled around, and still no response to
the call to the post, was manifest in
avery countenance.
AT rs minutes of nine, however. the
anxious walters in the seats were re-
warded by seeing the two entries enter
the gate. The bride, who was led by
old man Bigcoin--who looked as If he'd
be able to pick up third money occa-
sionally In the hunter class, If he was
pointed that way-appeared, to the
critical eye, to be overtime, and there
was some desided comment on the SUBJ
eet-of the hard workouts this class