The Iola register., 1901-10-25
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

Springs is named Ananias Cullison.
4SO acres near Abilene changed
hands the other day for $40, ,O5g.
And it wasn't in the shale belt either.
Fire in Newton's livery at Emporia
Saturday night burned forty-three
horses. Some tramp in the hay NOW
started it at night.
Six wedding are ION the tapis" at
Salina, which is probably the heav-
lest strain the ''tapis" has ever en-
dured in one spot.
A young woman from Arkansas at
tempted suicide in millinery store in
Coifeyville. Either that or The pads
to which she wasn't accustomed
smothered her.
The Florence Bulletin has discov
cred man who. in a literary discus
sion, haZarded the opinion that Scott's
Emulsion was the best thing the fam
Gus novelist ever wrote.
Twenty years ago last week Tom f.
Thompson began publishing the How
ard Courant, and he is at it vet
Gabriel, Toms Gabriel, will probably
catch him going to pres
Mr.. Glass, of Columbus. is having
considerable trouble with his eyes.
Possibly were he to marry and become
the proud father of twins the little
Glasses would help him see things
At one session the w CT U of EN-
poria agreed to tit up II Rest Room
and to continue to fight the Joints. A
rest room has been prepared some
time for the iointsts The sheriff is
custodian.
The Union says Salina girl When
asked to choose the day chose Fehru-
ory 20, and that he embraced her. but
got mad when he looked at the calen-
dar. But he's one embrace ahead if
he never gets another.
Old d. Il. Anthony, fighting editor
of the Leavenworth Times, sVears in
an editorial that "all we want is
peace" But viii White SAYS the
trouble is Anthony wants piece neA t
the white meat and too big piece.
New grinding machinery has been
put in Kepple's barber shop" the
Burlington JeHersonian says eac
week. What kind Of whiskers do pee =
pie grow there that they need an emery
wheel to remove and new wheel each
week?
The Santa Fe maintains gates at
street crossings in Hutchinson to pre-
vent accidents. But those gates we're
lowered when train was passing and
came down on two men in buggy.
One sued for $40, 600 damages and the
other $lj, 900.
Jim Woolery, a Kincaid boy, shot
himEnlf fhrnnuh tho foot with N 20 3
rifle for the second time in two week :
last Tuesday. He is getting so pro-
ficient that the local gun club will
take him in-unless the undertaker
beats them to him.
Mrs. Mary Kindley, whose son lost
$50 at II shell game in Downs, has had
the town marshal arrested for not
stopping the game. He may retort by
demanding why she don't break the
neck of a son who doesn 'tknow enough
to leave II shell game alone.
When Cresceus was n colt at EN-
poria he hurt his leg and was ordered
killed by his owner. But the colt was
spared to become king of the turf.
And viii White knows this and know 5
lots of boys who escape deserved
fate ouly because of the hope OF the
future.
Bank Commissioner Albaugh has
reports which show that during the
dry summer of 1901 bank deposits in
Kansas banks increased ten million
dollars. For u semi-arid, drouthy,
be-cycloned, be-grass-hoppered com
munity Kansas manages to get along
pretty well.
Governor Riddle of the Minneapolis
Messenger objects TO the eagle on the
Republican ticket because il isn't
handsome. Judging from the adver-
tisiug in his paper the Governor has
been hobnObbing with the golden
eagles until his tastes are little par.
ticular.
While the world is made sick by
the details of the Dis de Barr
scandal in London, Salina bobs
up serenely with the recollection that
General Dis de Barr, the Infamous
woman's first husband once visited
that town on legal business and made
several acquaintances.
a cooking exhibit at Emporia which
gave away free biSrnl~ was called
upon in one week tor 1880 biscuits
Empo' ia Is the town where man
aged ~ recently said hr had eaten hot
biscuits three times day since boy
hood and is hale aud hearty now.
BY IA Typographical error the Col
umbus Courier printed "l md eXami-
ner' when intending 10 reitr to the
rev bank examiner. And 'rat sam
day of publication seven m mbers of
the Columbus band wro'e TO ihe Gov
ernor Stanley for the new position.
Prof. Herod's home at Cherryvale
was entered and robbed the other
uight. He heard the robbers in the
house but having an incipient boom
for Congressman, dared not anger
any of his constituents and lay in bed
and permitted the burglary. Now he
has suspicion it was the enemy get
ting pointers on his record.
George Pabst, an escaped convict,
allowed himself to be taken at Hutch
inson so his wife might secure the $50
reward offered. She was badly in
need of money, At Caney Hiram
Y 4 1. IL.