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Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
sEMPLE JURY DISAGREED
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Ut HGUUILIdIs
Philadelphia. Nov 27.-After being
out 20 hours and five minutes. the
jury in the case of John L. Semple,
accused of conspiring with the coun-
terfeiters, Taylor and Bredell, came
into the United States district court
yesterday afternoon, and after in
forming Judge Mcpherson that they
were unable to agree were discharged.
One of the jurors stated that at first
the ballots had stood seven for con
viction to five for acquittal Toward
the last hours of the deliberation one
of the men for acquittal gave in anC
the last ballots stood eight to four fol
conviction.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

America furnished England meats,
oats, hay, mules, horses, -four and
many other things for the conduct Of
the Boer war We are inclined to be-
lieve that if we had also furnished the
men the war would long ago have been
ended.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

Education Of the higher sort will be
worth much more to the American
people when it is regarded as a help to
success in any business in life rather
than as n stepping stone to one of the
few professions.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
HEAD TORN Off BY TROLLEY
Delaware County Man Terribly Man.
qed BY Chester Street Car.

Delaware County Man Terribly Man.
gled BY Chester Street Car.
Chester, Pa, Nov. 27.-Peter Me
lony drover, living in Springfield
township, Delaware county, was struck
by a Chester and Darby line trolley
car last evening on Ninth street and
instantly killed. He was knocked from
his wagon and wedged beneath the
gearing of the car, his head torn off
and his body ter. IDLY mangled. It was
necessary to use jacks to hoist the car
to get his body free from the gearing.
The horse was also killed. He was
driving on the track, and the motor.
man did not see him in time to avert
the accident. A widow and three chill
dren survive the dead man.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

The bur oak tree, in keeping with its
native ruggedness, rarely ever shows
any coloration of its foliage in the au-
tumn. the leaves passing from normal
green to a rusty brown. The jack oak,
on the contrary, affords some of the
most beautiful color schemes to he
seen anywhere in the fall of the year
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

Over 100 different attempts were
made at great expense to find a water
supply upon what, with water, would
have made a very desirable ranch in
Texas. Failing to get water, the sec
ton was abandoned to the prairie dogs
and wolves.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
First White House Dance,

Washington, Nov 27.-The first
dance of the season at the White
House was given by Mrs. Roosevelt
last evening. The number of invita-
lions was limited, and for this reason
probably no advance announcement OF
the function had been made.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
ThIeves clean out Post o.doe.

New York. Nov. 27.-Tnieves broke
into tie post office at Cedar Grove.
Essex county, N. J., yesterday and
carried off the entire Office outfit, from
postage stamps to plotting paper. They
also robbed the store of Edward Tay-
Tor. the postmaster, in which the Of
tice is located
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
Republicans and Democrats Will Meet
SATURDAY. to Name House Officers.

Republicans and Democrats Will Meet
Saturday to Name House Officers.
Washington, Nov. 27.-The RepubE.
can members Of the house of represen-
tatives will meet in caucus on Satur
day at o'clock for the purpose Of
nominating house officers. There is
no contest, and Speaker Henderson
and the other elective officers will be
reelected. 1t is expected that there
will be quite a sharp contest over re
adopting the Reed rules. All the af-
ternOon and evening if necessary will
be given to discussing the subject.
The Democratic caucus will be held
at II o'clock on Saturday to nominate
minority candidates and also to name
the few employees conceded to the
minority in the house.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
Chronic Constipation Cured.

The most important discovery of
recent years is the positive remedy
for constipation. Cascarets Candy
Cathartic. Cure guaranteed. Genu-
inc tablets stamped c. c. c. Never
sold in bulk Druggists, Ioc.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
Fourteen Years For Train Robh.,

Bedford, Pa, Nov. 26.-George &.
Cooper, convicted of attempted train
robbery and assault with intent to
rob, was yesterday sentenced to an
Imprisonment of IA years in the peni-
Tertiary and to pay fine of $3.50.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

When a young man has earned and
saved up 500. it is lots easier for him
to say ''No" when tempted to spend his
money foolishly. Try it, young man,
and see.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

So far as mans popularity and use
fulness is concerned there are but
small odds between his being rated as
mean and stingy or as dishonest.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

A man in the state of Missouri Is Une
owner of a span of giant mules, their
weight being 1.S2O pounds each. lie
has refused $3.50 for the team.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
A PhiIadeIphia Murder.

Philadelphia Nov 26.-John B.
Smith, Jr., son Of the proprietor Of
the Barley Sheaf Hotel, at PSI North
Second street, was stabbed and killed
almost instantly by Hugh McClory.
who lives in the "tendsrloin" district.
McClory was under the influepee.-eff
liquor and was raising a row in the
rear of the hotel. Smith Temonstrat.
ed with McClorv. and the latter drove
a kim INTO Smiths heart. The victim
was about 80 years of age.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

Take a good mouser with you when
yon go to the fields to haul in the
shocked corn.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

Educate Your Bowels with Casearets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
10c. 26C. II G. @. @. fall, druggists refund money.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
coNeREssMEM Will CAUCUS

HOw Are Xsnr KIdaeysR
DE-. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure all kidney Ills sam
pie free Ada. Sterling Remedy c., Chicago or nv
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29
%. M. g Y. BrancIa.
South

At Georgetown trains connect with trains
to and from Franklin City.
Going south read down North read up.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

]. e. HUINI1INnOINi utlai N q
WOOD. Gen. Passenger Agent.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1901-11-29

Also wheevrightIng, BIacksmthing and Horse Shoeng
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
NicKNAMEs IN AUSTRALIA.

Qneer Applications Given to People of
Its Various Sections.
Although the Australian colonies
have now been linked together in a
commonwealth, it is not probable that
the nicknames bestowed by one PROV
ince on another will be abandoned.
The inhabitants of New South Wales
have long been known as "corn-
stalks" an allusion to the length and
slimness of the average young New
South Wales native. Victorians are
known as "gumsuckers," with refer.
ence to the gum that is found on many
native trees, some of which is relished
by juveniles. sCrow-eaters," as ap-
piled to the South Australians, owes
its origin to statement that in times
Of drought the wheat farmers of South
Australia are driven to the source sug-
gested for food. 'Wheatfielders' is
q more euphonious name sometimes
used for the same province. The
Queenslanders are known as "banana
landers," that tropical fruit growing
there abundantly. Western Australi-
ans are known in the east as "sand
gophers" or "gropers." The Westra.
lians themselves group all the other
states into "t'other SIDE" and call the
residents ''t'other siders."
Tasmania, the green little isle that
is much like England in climate and
other characteristics, is generally re
| rvordad nc voru r.1iof opd ro&hor ro
hind the times, and is referred to as
'.the land of lots of time" "the land 0i
sleep a lot" ind SO on, while the In
habitants are called 'sTassies" ani
jam eaters" the latter being an illu
sion to the great fruit production o,
the "tight little island. ."-Londor
Leisure Hour.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
SHEEP MEN 40 TO LAW.
Owners Of Utah Flocks Bring Damage suis
Against the Idaho Authorities.

Salt Lake, Oct. 28.-Utah sheep
men who had SO much trouble with
the Idaho authorities early in the
summer over the question of grazing
Utah sheep in Idaho, have begun
suits in the Third district courtsto
recover damages. There were nine
suits filed in all, eight of them for
damages to the fiocks and one for
malicious prosecution and damage to
character. The aggregate amount of
damages claimed is $34, At.
With the exception of the COM
plant of Shafer, the allegations are
all similar, and state that on or about
July 10, 1901, the defendant un-
lawfully took possession of fiocks of
sheep belonging to the plaintiffs and
grazing on the public lands of Oneida
county, Idaho, and that by reason OF
the action many of the sheep died,
and strayed, many lambs were prelna-
turely born and large amount of
wool was lost.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
NlckNAMEs IN AUSTRALIA.
Queer Appei1ations Given to People {
Its Various Sections.

Queer Appei1ations Given to People OF
Its Various Sections.
Although the Australian colonies
have now been linked. together in
commonwealth, 1t is not probable that
the nicknames bestowed by one prov
ince on another will be abandoned.
The inhabitants Of New South Wales
have long been known as corn
stalks" an allusion to the length and
slimness Of the average young New
South Wales native. Victorians are
known as "gumsuckers," with refer
ence to the gum that is found on many
native trees, some Of which is relished
by Juveniles. "Crow-eaters," as ap-
piled to the South Australians, owes
its origin to a statement that in times
Of drought the wheat farmers of South
Australia are driven to the source sug-
gested for food. "Wheatfielders" Is
q more euphonious name sometimes
used for the same province. The
Queenslanders are known as banana
landers," that tropical fruit growing
there abundantly. Western Australi-
ans are known in the east as t.sand
gophers" or "gropers." The Westra-
lians themselves group all the other
states into "t'other side," and call the
residents "t'other siders."
Tasmania, the green little isle that
is much like England in climate and
other characteristics, is generally re-
garded as very quiet and rather be-
hind the times, and is referred to as
"the land of lots of time," ssthe land of
sleep a lot" tnd so on, while the in
habitants are called "Tassies'' and
"iam eaters," the latter being an illu-
sion to the great fruit production of
the "tight little island."-London
Leisure Hour.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Untidy London.

A London medical journal says the
English metropolis is possibly the most
inconyenient and most untidy city of
Europe. The streets are either muddy.
slushy or dusty; they are Uttered with
straw, cabbage leaves, newspaper post
ers and omnibus tickets; they are con
stantly being grubbed up for some rea-
son or other: barrels of beer, Goals and
other goods are delivered across the
footways at all hours of the day. So
long as London is governed by, or
ratheris dependent for its due reguIa-
ton upon, number of bodies all inde-
pendent of each other, so long will
nuisances of various kiuds continue.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
q Straw. Show Which w.y th. Wind Blow. !"

And the constantly increasing de-
mand for, and steady growth in popu-
larity of, st. Jacobs Oil among all
classes of people in every part of the
civilized world show conclusively
what remedy the people use for their
rheumatism and bodily aches and
pains. Facts speak louder than words
and the fact remains undisputed that
the sale OF st. Jacobs Oil is greater
than all other remdies for outward ap-
plication combined. 1t acts like mag
ic, cures where everything else fails,
conquers pain.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
THE NEW PRESIDENT.
A PRAYER.

Not for the silent chief whom Death
Gently and seduously keeps
Within splendid calm naught mars
His well-won laurels where he
sleeps.
Rather for him who newly stands
Halt startled on a slippery height,
Like a strong falcon which some
hand
Unhooded rudely, whom the light
Floods unforeseen, but who shall prove
A wide-winged strength For him
we pray;
Give him such wisdom swift and keen
He shall restore us Yesterday.
Dillon, Georgia.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05

There is more Catarrh in this section Of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For great many years doctors pro.
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it fncurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be q constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the market.
1t is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
q teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ads
dress, F. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.~
HALLS Family Pills are the best.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
HeIpful.

Borus-Naggus, I am writing a
story 1 would like a name for. It's
somewhat on the plan of "Ships
That Pass in the Night, but I want the
title to be as different from that as
possible.
Naggus-How would Elevators
That Pass in the Daytime do?-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
To Fit the Disease.

Little 4-year-old Mabel coming into
the room one day and finding the
baby with one end of door key in its
mouth, exclaimed: Baby, take that
key right out of your mouth, or the
first th ng you know you will have
the lockjaw.' - Glasgow Evening
Times.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Hard to Identify.

"That is Jimmy's hair,' said the
football player, laying out his
trophies after the game, "and this is
Billy's nose, and this is Tom S ear, and
this eyebrow belongs to young Rusher,
but / can't identity this finger to
save me. Baltimore American.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
From Milwaukee.

''Yes, said the naughty young wo-
man who was Colonial dame as we'll
as Daughter of the revolution"
"my great-great-grandsire fell at
Bunker Hill. !"
Ice or banana skim" inquired
the polite young man from Milwau
kee.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
A Hero.

"Who is the hero of this piece?"
asked the man who. was coming out
of the theatre. And the manager
thoughtfully replied 'TThe man who
is putting up the money. p Washing
ton Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Thirteen at Table.

Mrs. Bob, Charles, we can
never sit down with 13 at table.
Mr.. B.-Pshaw! hope you are not
SO superstitious as that.
Mrs. B.-No, of course not, but we
have only II dinner plates.-Phila-
delphia Evening Bulletin.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
A Ouick.Stepper.

"He's nice little horse q saw him
myself1, and the dealer says I may
have him for a song. Would you
advise me to buy him?''
That depends upon your eye for
horse and his ear for music. -
Brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Which?

"You can depend on that mans
keeping his promises, - said the close
political adviser.
eyes, answered the practical pol
itician, but which promises is he
going to keep. those he makes to me
or those he makes to the voters?"-
Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Worked Both Ways.

sstIt's poor rule that won't work
both ways, " said the old gentleman
as he stood the boys up back to back,
and operated the ruler SO that it
caught one or the other of them,
both going and coming. Chicago
Post.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
A Suggestion.

mo, I'm not very well impressed
with the house" said the prospective
tenant. "The yard is frightfuly
small; there's hardly room for
single flower bed. y
.sThink so?" replied the agent !;
abut-er-mighten't you use folding
flower beds? ?n-Philaelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Evidence.

"Does Mr.. Blimmins know much
about horse races?
No." answered the man, with a
faded and experienced look.
How can you tell?"
BY the fact that he's willing to
bet on them. Warrington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Social Importance,

Mamma, how can you ask me to
marry him when he has no social
position?''
But, my dear, he tells me he has
made million.
"But even with that, it will take
him year to get into society. Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Hear If Not Heard.

Politician (arranging for music at
a political meeting)-Isn't that a
big price? You may not have to play
half dozen pieces during the whole
evening.
Brass Band Leader-But, my dear
sir, we have to sit there and listen
to the speeches. Tit Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
An Extravaeant Affair.

"MolIy, he said, ''lf I should die
first, / want you to see that I'm cre-
mated. y
Mercy on us, Johnl coal may be
Sc ton then !''-Atlanta Constitu-
tion.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Their XaNs.

Tess-If you don't love him, why
don't you let him know it?
Jess-Well, he sends me flowers
and takes me to the theatre, you
know, and
Tess-But, gracious, I can't see
how you can play with his affections
that way.
Jess-Play? I call that working"
them.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
An Eternal Vow.

Edith suppose he swore to you
"till the earth grows old and the
stars grow cold" and all that?
Ethel-Oh, longer He swore to
love me until that Chinese indemnity
was paid.-Judge.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Yes, Darling,

Mother drilling Teddy for his first
party)-And now, darling, what is
greedy boy?
Teddy-A boy who wants every
thing l want.-Tit-Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Useful Mr.. Green.

Young Lady-Oh, Mr.. Green, I don't
know what to do with Ef1e! She's
so miserable because she hasn't had
her donkey ride. Would you mind
giving her pick-a-b -back?-Punch.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
That Friendly Feeling.

Miss Olive of St. Louis-We get
absolutely pure milk in st. Louis.
Miss Wabash (of Chicago)-Yes,
that's one advantage of living in B.
country village Each family can.
keep COW OF its own.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
A Report.

He-How is the new cook getting
along?
His wife-Well, I had to discharge
her twice this morning, but since
then she's been doing fairly we'll.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
She Knew.
Servant Girl-Yes, ma am.

Mistress-Did you tell the lady ]
was out?
Servant Girl-Yes, ma 'am.
Mistress-Did she seem to have any
doubt about it,
Servant Girl-No, ma 'am; she said
she knew you WASH &c Glasgow
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Brave Mother.

Kind Lady-And does your mother
let you go out alone at night?"
Little many Yesm m; NAV amt
afeer'd to stay by herself.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Enough, But Not Sufficient.

Mamma-What's the matter Viii
lie9 Didn't you have good time at
the party?
WILLIE sNaWf'
.sWhy2 Didn't you get enough to
eat?n
Eyes but / didn't get too much. =
-Philadelphia Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Faith In Him.

Towne-Do I understand you to say
that Spender's case was really faith
cure?
Browne-Yes. You see the doctor
and the druggist both trusted him.
#-Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
CONGRATULATIONS.

''Did Polehunter have any success
on his Arctic expedition"
"Oh, yes! He succeeded III getting
back. Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Looked Ahead.

He-If you didn't love me why did
you marry me?
She-Because you were the only
man I cared to be divorced FROM
Brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Pretty. But

Fay-How do you like my new
gown?
May-Its very pretty.
DO you really think so?"
8 sYes, indeed; was just crazy to
get one like it when they came into
fashion two years ago.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
Preposterous! !!

"Bill, can you lend me two-pence?"
"What, a silly question to ask
Why if I had two-pence, wot 'ud I
be doin' standin' outside public
use?"-Punch.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05

eHTe Permanently Cured. No ats nervousness.
GB9O after first days eof Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE So 90 trial bottle and treat
iss. On. H KLINE. Ltd s3l ArchSt.. Philadelphia Pa
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
SupremelY Restful.

81 wonder if there's any lazier oc.
cupation than fishing"
Well, yes-looking at people fish
ing. brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05

1 am sure Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION
saved my life three years ago.-MRs THos.
ROBBINS. Maple street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb. II, 1900
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05

lMEuFFn Every man, woman and child suffer-
wHMIkH ing with colds, asthma, Group, pneu-
" AN ~ monia or consumption to write us.
American Lung Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05
The Usurper.

The Usurper.
ist don't like my sister, an
l wisht sh'd go away,
My sister amt bin her long, coz
She only cum t'day.
Ny sister amt got emmy hair
Upon her head a-tall;
It's ist all red es- it kin be,
An round as emmy ball.
My sister has such teenie eyes,
An little weentie hans;
Nav talks t her, but don't think
AT she ist understands.
My sister she can't talk a-tall,
Bit more'n she kin fly;
But you list bet she makes noise
When she starts in t. cry.
l asst my paw where she cumm'd frum;
Men he ist laff'd at me,
An sed he found her in tn wudds,
In a ole holler tree.
Ny nav she loves my sister more
N she duz me, know,
An ats the very reezun
Don't like my sister so.
l jist don't guess it's emmy use
Fer me to make fuss,
Coz paw he sez my sister she,
Will make her home with US.
Boston Post.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-11-05

The chewing gum trust causes more
jaWing than any other.
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