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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
ouARrERMAsrER BRYAN
Received the Light Guard Kirby Gener
ENcelencc Medal

Received the Light Guard Kirby General
Excellence Medal.
The general excellence medal one Of two
Very handsome trophies recently presented
the Houston Light Guard by Hon John
II. Kirby, was awarded last night at a
special meeting of the company. Captain
llntchison aud Lieutenant Hoover made
the award and the former made the pres
eutation speech. Forty eight members Of
the company were brought to parade rest
TO hear a very BRIEF Address from Captain
Hutchinson. At its conclusion the hand
some medal was presented TO Quarternas-
ter Sergeant w T. BRYAN, Tie occasion
recalled the many times that the quarter
master has provided the company with IA.
lions ON short notice. lie ranks as the
best officer IN the quHrtcrmasters depart
ment that Is contained by the First icgi.
mrnt
After the medal presentation the gather,
Ing resolved itself into stag banquet, ana
several pleasant hours were devoted ia
turning back the tablets OF memory and
rccountlpg the varied experiences that have
been the portion of the Light Guard MT
competitive enclmpments and wheu sent
ON 90 conserve the peace interests of the
state.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
THE UNITED MODERNS
FIRST oUApRENNlAL SESSION OF
THE GRAND LODGE
ocnvenes Here Today--Southern Juris-
dction Embraces Seven States,
Which Viii Be Represented.

The grand lodge OF the United Moderns
will hold It's first quadrenniai session az
fhis place today and tomorrow. The meet
ings OF the grand lodge will be held AZ
odd Fellows hull In the Mason building
and the assembly via be called to O der at
10 o'clock this morning By Supreme Regent
NJ. % Johnson OF Dallas.
As this Will be sne nrst meeting Of tie
grand lodge. temporary organization wL
be the nrst thing IN order, AMI this VIII
be followed by the eleetion Of officers
supreme Chancellor L. NJ. Johnson of
ben er and Vice supreme Chan eilvr Il.
: fgngnerr Of Dallas have unHohhccp mat
IL viii be impossible for theM 20 ne ~
attenuance on the meeting. Mfssfs, y.
q. Middleton and q. a Spelthet "a NsN
orleans and Nashville, respectively ana
who are organizers Tor the southern lurls-
dictiCn. Will lie In attendauce on the meet
ing. me southern jurisdiet,lgSh yniV' "s5s
iexas, Indian Territory, pkiahoma' At
kansas, Louisiana. Mississippi 0nd Ala'
baiua IL Is expected that there WIZ re
1,u delegates ~ attendance from theaa el
fereut states, bus taat the prhppndcfahce
OF delegates Will Dc from Texas the Lone
star State having a VCry large meuDcf'
chm The Houston lodge. whicn u Bayou
INV No lQ4 has AN even thousand mam
hers ana IS the largest lodge iii the Juils.
dictlon, and Incidentally ID is the ial Sfst
iu point OF numbers o. the iratcfnlucS 81
houston. the officers OF the local indGt
are: F. G. Hodgetts chancellor Icon Il.
smith, past chancellor; w. D.. Lake, ne
gent. z. s. Mcdonnell, orator George ~.
burdick guide. ". VI Huuaker, warden
A. W wahrman Waterman
The local arrangement committee mas ar
Ranged an entertainment foi tomorrow
evening at o'clock az Odd fcnoWs dnlh
which will consist OF q musical program
refreshments and dancing
One u the most important matters that
viii engross the attention Of the grand
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
The Neohes Club.

Beaumont Texas, August 14-The
Neches club held The annual meeting last
night and elected Officers for the ensuing
year as follows: President, All j. Eastini
vice president, Burrell Boykln. Jr.: secre.
f9ry, ). o. Hampll; treasurer. VIII b.
me president viii appoint and announce
me board of governors and the standing
countries at the next regular meeting in
The report of the secretary showed the
cup TO be In a most nourlshng condi
ton. The report showed that fnr the wear
eehuing August -. 1900 there were just
th!rty-two .neinbcrs of the club, and The
report last night for the year ending Al.
gust r. 1904. showed the membership to
pe 1913 an Increase of iOl members dur
ing the past twelve months
me treasurers report showed the
finances 10 be in good condition, with q
b9l4nce in the treasury of $3.50.
Inc progress and success Of the Nechei
CLUB IS 9 source OF pleasure to those who
oiEganized 1t, and the qualification is also
snhrgd by all mcnhers of the club.
whether they be original members or the
more recently admitted ones.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

II woman is physically miserable
and mentally unhappy, the child She
bears will, in face and form, as well as
in disposition, reflect her own condi-
ton. Every woman who anticipates
motherhood ought to think of this and
be fairy godmother to her own child,
endowing it with health. beauty, aud a
happy disposition
The mental misery of the prospective
mother is in general the result OF her
physical condition She is nervous, her
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

The police department is IN receipt OF d
memeuto Of the late William A. Weiss
member Of the force who met death In
the discharge Of duty on the night OF Jus
~. 1t consists OF large photograph
handsomely framed. showing the floral dec
orations al the grave OF the denartod Of
hcer ANA containing Ia one corner d ne
ture % deceased IN miniature, Acc0uU any
ing the picture IS the following:
10 the Police Department.
Accept our heartfelt thanks for cOur
tgsles shown during our recent trouble N
the loss u our son and husband ana i
loylRg father Respectfully.
Parents. Widow and Children.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

of fact performance OF what Anthony con
sldcred to be the simple discharge of an
ordinary duty.
He did moi use the often-quoted expires.
slons, Sir, have the honor TO report.
That would have been dramatic. one can
Imagine q Frenchnan OF Il man of another
nationality more cNcilahle and more Seutl-
mental than ours, making the report in
that way. But Anthony way of doing II
was typirally Americgn-cool matter-of-
fact bu5meSslike, and as II II were Il mat
ter of routine, He might have been ex~
cused If he had jumped overheard instead
OF coming TO report To me. To get to me,
he had 10 grope his way through a long
passage way as black as night. not know
lug when he raised his foot whore 1t would
come down. When he entered my cabin |
was six feet away from him, but he had
TO grupe his way about 10 tud me. He
d-d not, therefore, raise bis hand In salute
aud make the dramatic report with which
he has been credited. On the contrary. nc
ran into me, and said, Who's thatr
Neither Of us could see the other, of course
He said, In a matter-of-fact way, It's
Anthony, the orderly. beg your PARDON
Sir for running into you. The ship has
been blown up aud Is sinking
There were no heroicS, no geSticulation,
ana no salute. and no i have the honor TO
report II seemed to me finer thing as
y was Enthusiasm can carry a man
ing his way through that long passage on
g sinking ship, with no idea that he was
doing anything but the performance of an
ordinary duty, was better thing than
dramatic action performed under the in
nue9ce or enthusiasm, replied: Very
good. Go back, and | win follow you
] M a,, was AL there was Of it,
her husband had said what he was quoted
as saving replied: He did not say
thnt ne had the honor to report, and Won
nave the better reason to be proud of him
i i,r, H. any told her why, as l have just
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
A CRUDE OIL BURNER
Which Promises to Revoiutionizo Cook

NllkU IiOHH1G1 ~ lN~NOAAhOAN-S WIN
ing.
Messrs II. r, Davis and G. II. Barden,
t~o gentlemen who keep small adjoining
establishments at 1905 ana 1907 Main
street have invented n crude oil burner,
crude In the true acccptations OF the term,
in It's construction and for the purpose It
is 70 be used. the burning Of crude oil n
Is intended for use Ia cooking mud heat NJ
stoves. aud by lta use It's inventors cla.n
that meal can Ice cooked with tue use I
j teAcuptul OF crude on, the cost ot which
IS inhnitCsimaliy small when cump8r d
with the cost OF other fire now used ttl
cooking They win be constructed TO M
all Sizes OF stoves. The model Is a very
crude contrlpance, consisting ut 70 tu
lasln into which is placed aunthcr another
piece Of tin, bent In the shape of lyfttr
N" The bottom Of The lower loop %,
the M is perforated with lot of holes
With slots ut the top uf the Two upper
loops these opening a. permit of the pa-
sHge Of the hame from the oil which is
poured into the can Ii this invention win
Hn what It's inventors claim for IT, n VIII
res omtionlze cooking 10y rcdlclng the cost
81 tue to practically nothing as one barre
OF the crude Oil at "a cost ot 80 cunts, Will
las an ordinary family several years.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
SAN ANTONIO prA1rNo

san Antonio is IN a blaze of excitement
over ihe many suffering and stamnlrriH,s
people VINO are coming hundreds of Mills
70 see Drs. Randolph & McCullouRh tboss
nopu specialists of The voice from N
louis VINO enred SO many Sufferers H.
Dallas last winter They will he ~ m
h3Anoft House few weeks in answer
q the cali OF numerous OF sufferers Mn .
requested their return we sec thst ~
Teas Christian Advocate TEXTS stoct W
Farm Journal, as well as other leadips
nApe's. are loud IN their praise. WIFE
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Exeursieng b SWAN 49,.

Regular Tuesday aud Friday eyenlne
moonlight excursions to sylvan Beach, La
Porte, by Southern Pacific, G., il. & N. nv
Music, dancing, sailing and bathing. Train
leaves Central depot az p. m. Returnina
leaves la Porte 1890 p N. Regular sun
day excursions leave Central depot NON
a. M, 9:45 4. M, 1850 o. m. Leave ~
Porte .. N, sos D. m
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
PERsoNAL MENTloN.


PERSONAL MENTION.
NJ rY ..
MT Harry sharpe OF AugletOn Is at the
Mr. A. r. Howard Of Gonzales Is at the
logan,
MIS-. Arnold Of Dallas Is guest at the
Lu"ior
| Mr. w "a cana ~ n,ti, l. 90 a.
/ liutrhins house. ~
/ Mr.. j. r uonkins NJ Atlanta "a ,rost
| az tbe Rice Hotel - sues
Mr ~ n Tr..,, c,.,
! the i,oglp g,ests % NOi7ieail~ Is 0uons
| A. p,
az, ii nj serge OF Milwaukee s. among
| ~ y VIM,
! Mr. r. rsrI,o, % po,,... Z,
guest at the Logrn.
rivals AN I'D r.avfnr 80 "''ioHs 'ne "r
! NJ ,lI,,
lHutchins 3ouse t,5osis waco ~ among me
Slr. r. u,ulr,,s ot .n.,,-,
! N'''' &c lhe hlce h"leL
t, M a. d. * H. M1l o. Galveston is regis
,, q, 'H5 N'ee no'e'
a guest NJ The Rice hotel
Attorney J H. votln OF Beaumont Is
! registered at the logan
. VI. Cornell of Collers station stsnnad
/ M tbe Iavvior ,sstor.irH '''t'"H A'Uppeu
Nr < VIM. - >aua.... d. -,.
t.,ni - - Hal5nr az Nayasota is regis
~ 'uS ""lun'ls mouse
san Antonio, is al The Rice. ~
j. Tate Of pes Moines, Iowa Is
Autographed at the LRwlnr
MIR. n. Samuels OF calvert liz among the
az W., ,''s'''uS "ouSe'
from a soionr1 ar Son, 'ff5Itgneu iaS' night
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

hammation and liberation and cures
female weakness
rDunng the FIRST month, vixen looked for
ward 10 maternity, could not keep anything
Oh my stomach. p writes Mrs IL c. Anderson, OF
South britain, New Haven Co. Conn. was 50
weak that went TO bed on the 7sth OF June aud
different dociora but with little benefit Tread
about many being helped by using your fnedi-
cine, SO Thought would give Il a trial. be
veinber and ] had nice little baby girl in
February following. My baby weighed over
eight pounds. was only III for about one hour,
40 and dressed on Che eighth day never had
che doctor with me at pil just the nurse and one
or Two friends MY ffiends thought was sick a
vcry short time. This makes my second child
with the 6rst one did not take Favorite Pre-
enriptions me little one lived juBt about two
1ast baby Is as plump and healthy as any mother
could wish.H
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
AS He REAlIY Wa
q Better View Of "eap Ant,o,. !,
the Maine. %

. Better View Of "Bhlp Antho,y !.
the Maine. %
New York Times.
captain sigsbee was Incorrectly rerro
sented in Washington dispatch TO-DAY ~ -
having exploded the "Bnrr Anthony So
In Lecture before the Union yetesa',
legion and as having said that An,baav
never made his famous report that .,The
vessel has been blown up and is slnk,n, :,
In denying this story today. Captain 81.
bee threw some light on the ANTHONY ~
cident, II did not discrsdlt the Anfbon,
story" said Captain sigsbee. ION M
contrary, told it over again and pa,d a
tribute to the gallantry which Anthem,
displayed. II was brave acson
al the more admirable because the.e a ,ra
E9thing dramatic about II, NO ssis va, Mas
seiousnesa, nothing bur the plain, mat2sr
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
SELLING MoNTANA LANDS.
About 100000 Acres to 3. Disposed

About 100000 Acres to Be Disposed
Of at Auction.
Helena, Mont, August 1.-The State OF
Montana viii shortly have land sale that
viii eclipse the recent government affair
In Oklahoma, where about 100000 acres
were disposed OF to homeseekers. About
100000 acres distributed throughout every
county In the State will he auctinned or
ny Land Registrar Long This course was
decided on at meeting OF the State board
o.. commits sloners. State law prohibits
ne SAFE OF any lands at less than $40 per
acre and whore Registrar Long fails to
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Additional Experimental Stations

Nj. f, \. Gray LEFT for Austin last nlght
to be present at a meeting of the com.
mlutee recently appointed by the Texas
Farmers Congress 20 advance the interests
OF additional governmental stations in
IeNas Hon. Frank X Holland of Dallas
Is chairman Of the committee. ana In a
letter 10 Mr., Gray he states that tho com
mittec is az WORK IN earnest to secure tho
subeNperimcntal stations desired.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Houstonians in Town.

beaumont, Texas. August "A Mayor ]
- Woolford, Alexander Potter, proml.
nent municipal engineer Of New York. now
residing In Houston, and william McIn.
tosh, prominent civil engineer of Hon,
ton, arrived In the city this morning ON n
ZIP inteudod largely for pleasure as We'll
" 10 look over the situation general y.
Icy were especially invited to come over
e .ihu sec sporting oil well but the zen.
lemen who promised the spouter could mot
oe here today, Mayor Wheat showed Inc
noon. e' '''n dA1cA
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Wild Man Located.

To the Editor OF The Post
think as explanation due the people
regarding the Wild man seen IN San ia.
cinto bottom by MIR. Butcher. Several oe
us were camped few miles below NV
butcher; he rode IA To our camp anu spied
himself in mirror we had hnuglng dg a
tree, became frightened aud rode away be,
fore we could explain; hence his report
A.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Honklns 10 vote on prohlhltion

sulphur Springs Texas, August 15.-The
county commissioners have ordered a rro.
hihtion election Cor nopklns county 10 loo
held September II. The campaign VII le
q warm one. ~
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
DECISION ON BANK PRACTICE
Held that Delivery Of a Cheek !, p Ell,
SI:1.4 -, Aeeinnnent OF fy'>

OOTI5ITtuIC on ''s~' y I,lr7-17
New York, August 4.-Ju;tice M y.
lu decision just rendered nOls' !, Z. Z
delivery of check on a pa .ha M is,s
constitute an assignment q ~ nu XVI y
the hanL Of the drawee o ~ $no5s.
thar n person withdrawing ~ ssssoai ~
his credit in the bank ~ \ SrS "a
prior to the payment O in IN Ike n
does not commit larceny arrested 4
that OF Adam II. Strilup' "a nroota
charge of grand larceh pstjastfl
growing ont of the Aori hin ~ he u.
S,l}a'ke Ward 4 Wagner, u, s'i II
~ Reid bv a magistrate 20 as ssss,e
ti"p Of the grand jury pn -pf VA
~ snnreme court on WV a;sS
corpus and was dichargea ly-
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
Pure Cows MIX.

Made sterile and guarded against contain.
nation from beginning to bahys hatfie
Is the perfection Of substitute feeding Tor
imants Borden's Eagle Brand Condemned
milk has stood nrst among infant foods
for more than forty years.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

receive bids Of at least that sao SI..,
will only lease the lands 70 t9e w
bidder. The board decided W. n
chases By any one person snali " -. =
to 100 acres agricultural o. Wy
grnZing lana.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
unIonded Pistopa wnrL

Hlllsboro, Texas, August IL "A man
named Schulz was accidentally shot and
Killed by Il nelghbor who was swapping an
empty pistol ga
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

appetite fails, she
cannot sleep. Re
store her appetite,
quiet her nerves
and give her sleep
and she becomes a
new woman.
ut has made a
new woman Of me-"
is the constant ies-
tiuony of women
who have used Or.
Pierce's Favoiite
Prescription, II
tranquilizes the
nerves, encourages
the appetite and
induces refreshing
sleep. IT esta b
lis e regularity,
drie 5 weakening
drains heals I'M
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15
To the Caisens Of Houst0,,
:. THE \.
CITIZENS ELECTRIclIGHI
AND POWER co,
IS now prepared to furnish lur,n.
descent Lighting and Fan s,nD
on the following streets:

- iS''O"HlS SliteiS.
On Milan street to NicGowan .,...
ON Main street to McGowsn 800
On Fannin street to Pierce sys0 NY
On crawford street, Mckinney svss.,
to Webster avenue. a'''1
On Crawford street, Webster AL.
TO MeGowan avenue. ~"
On McGowan avenue. Travis s,,.s
10 Jackson street. ''v
On Mckinney avenue, Brosdv,y n
Travis street.
On Dallas avenue. Fannlu stt,t \
BRACES street w" "
On San Felipe road to Helner s,,.s
On Chencvert street, Magnolia AVN.
to Mckinney avanne.
ON Texas avenue, San Iacinto Nm
to St. Emanuel. 'e'''
on Congress avenue to InternalittsI
an Great Northern depot
On Harrisburg road to Cotton SAess
On commerce avenue TO Chenerir
On Washington avenue 10 Tdxl
street.
On Houston avenue, Washingtcr m
nue. to Crockett street
On Bingham street, Houston atrnI
TO Silver street.
On Montgomery rosd, Bayou to Jlns
street
ON Liberty avenue, Bayou to I,A
street.
On street crossing the aboFe uaal
streets we will he able to furnish N \
rent In short time.
BLAKE DuPREE. Recsm
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

OUR SALES OF srEINwAY PIANOS
surpass all previous records. The stein
way Is the model for all nne makers. wi
ers
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

SrlLLERS.-Me xia. T,exas A,... y,
Miss Addie splllers, Who's mo3her di.t
yesterday, died this morning al lie fasni5y
home. north Of tsvn. Nau'is
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-08-15

'DpeaIl
'ti,ic u
Ne Ele
.s,ms.
fsAinE !
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06

Probably every one has seen II time
when he wished he could administer
rebuke impersonnlly. The Springfield
Republican pictures an occasion when
II was done
The "grouchy' individual cnme from
Behind HIS paper ind glnrcd savagcly
at the woman with the crying baby.
"Why can't you keep that brat quiet"
he snared. whats the mnttcr with
1t, anyway"
There was II dead silence IN the car,
and then n pitllessly distinct voice
from nowhere in particular replied.
He thinks your face Is the moon, and
he's crying for II"
The surly one looked about with n
denthly stare. Every one was quaklng
with mirih. but preserved IL solemn
countenance except the man who was
smiling out OF the window at the other
end Of the car.
There are advantages In being Il
ventrlloqulst." he murmurcd softly t.
himself
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06

The Jewish Chronicle Of London says
that the late Henry RUSSELL the song
writer, was Of Hebrew birth and had
many close friends among his corcli.
gionists. including Sir Moses Monte
fore, the Rev. A. L. Green and the
Levy family. When Mr. Russell was
accustomed to say to Sir Moses that
he was getting on in years Sir Moses,
who was greatly his senior, would re
ply, "My dear old boy, you are only a
baby"
At the house Of Mr. Green. where he
was frequent visitor, he would tell
some Of his amusing experiences. one
OF them having reference TO the time
when he was In Wild part Of America
and often carried his life ia his hands.
One day, when he was supposed to be
asleep. a man bent over him. Mr.. Rus
sell feared his last hour had come.
When at length he summoned up cour-
age to open his eyes he was pleasantly
treasured by his supposed antagonist
asking him, Henry, can you tell me
when Yom Kippur (day Of atonemenD
Go ~
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06

at is curious" writes "a city Of Mex
leo correspondent of the Boston Her
aid, what contrasts there are among
the young men of the land. out on the
haciendas and ranches you find sturdy
young fellows much on horseback and
expert with the rope and az skillful In
riding as the Cossaeks OF the Don.
These young men are the hope Of Mex
leo. Often tall, broad shOnldcrcd and
vigorous, they viii be the fathers Of
healthy children aud keep the Mexican
nation alive From men OF this sort
the cities nre recruited, and their de
scendants will he the ruling men Of
the country They, too, are romantic,
but with n difference. They are too
healthy to become aesthetic, and yet
the women who marry them VIII be
happier than as the mates OF the poets
whose fine fancIcs thrill the feminine
heart"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06
An Ennine RnnnncL

Horses were the sole guests Mt a re-
cent dinner given by company OF
English men and women who went
from London into the country for the
sole purpose of entertaining their four
footed dependents. The menu includ-
ed chopped apples and carrots and
slices Of white bread mixed with a
few handfuls Of sugar.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06

In proof of the assertion that tine
world is growing better" remarked Op.
tim, ''let me mention the fact that we
never find stones In the coffee we buy
at the grocery stores nowadays
NO" growled Pesslm. THE reason
for that Is that most persons who buy
coffee have it ground when they buy II.
The groccrs pick out the stones for fear
Of running their mills. The world Is
growing more enlightened In its selfish.
ness. That's all."-Chlcago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06
The Ernct Trnth Erncted

Caller-You look like good an'
truthful girl Tell mc-is your mis-
tress really out2
Domestlc-She Is. ma'ard.
Caller-Where?
Domestlc-At the elbows. ma'am.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06
OWNS The HOUSE.


You ask me Il own the house
live in. Well thought 1t
Was mine, because with solid cash.
An earned by me. bought 1t.
But now it seems 4 little chap
Who dropped in t'othcr nightll
BE master here, though to the place
| have a clean, clear title.
Hes turned the whole house upside down,
Changed eyerying, and yet it
Docs seem more homelike since he came
10 Gust me and upset il.
He came as comes a king unto
His own. lie showed no papers.
But raised his voice and cut a few
Not very kinglike capcrs.
Within the walls once thought mine
The rascal holds carouse now.
walk the floor and pay the bills,
But haby owns the house nowl
M. ~ II. in Boston Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06

Jackson What time 90 you wake up
In the morniu2 usually?
Unison Four o'clock
Great snakes Why so carly"
81 board at n hotel, and that's til,
hour the man In the next room goes l.
bed - New York Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1901-02-06
A Mi,lc Gnlf

Briggs | hear you have been operat.
Ing In VOL street
GrIggsA great mistake. I've been
operated upon. TIarper's Bazaar.