The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-15
6 ONE Side
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After that -schfey decision we can al
most, forgive Dewey his presidential bee.
If this. is the (. aldfashiened sort of
Weather the pioneers tell US they had
when Minnesota boasted forests, for
goodness sake lets5is send some one out
to cut down another. tree, and let the
thermometer up a degree or two.
And yet another town, this time St.
James. wants. the girls training school
This makes the 'steenth so far heard
from.
This little gas fight is very interesting,
but if the city council really forgot to
make the contracts read from the first
instead of the end of the month, we are
likely during the interregntln to find our
selves where Nosesr was when the light
went out. X ~
sIn default of.;a regular exhibit atatEe st.
Louis exposition q Republican newspaper
proposes shat Gov. Van SAINT attend. An
eminently proper suggestion, seeing that
he has been making an irregular exhi-
bition of himself so long.
Mr.. Hickey, sof baseball fame, says sour
grapes-he- was just going to resign from
that old Western league. anyway.
To make the, title of his lecture accord
with the subject. Aid. Hunt should
change it TO f,Munieipal Misgovernment."
Baseball Magnate Spalding is deter
To a off
baseball mapjs but appears anxious also
to wipe him. off the face of the earth.
| The South Dakota Indians are getting
quite civilized--they now average about
a third Of the divorce cases tried in that
state.
| Senator Mason says the output of
'mixed -four" is so small as not to cause
the legitimate trade any worry. OF
course the unfortunate consumer is not
worth mentioning.
Some compassionate friend, plying the
former woes of the poverty-stricken
Roosevelts, who, according to the afore
| mentioned grieyed person, were starving
on ST coo or 5000 a Year, is now rejoicing
because for the first time Mrs. Roose-
| welt will not have to figure with paper
| and pencil how to meet next week S
grocery BILL Dear dear, what appe-
tites those Roosevelt boys must have!
There are quiteEaf number of persons to
! be found in the Union who would be
willing to starve on sS,090 year.
Mr. Tawneyr having, as it We're, re-
wrestef his oleomargarine honers from
| Mr. McCleary, the latter can now con-
| sole himself with a ko-nuts, cottolene,
cooking oil BILL as all these and sew
! eral others are. advertised to take the
place of cooking butter
An entirely new jag habit has been
| developed in Denver, where the flavor
ing extract employees go on razzle-
| dazzle on vanilla lemon and other favor
ing extracts. Vanilla is said to give the
most gcrgeoas 4aasults for the smallest
expenditure.
Boston has found three split infnitives
in the presidents message. Boston can
| be depended upon 70 find "beens' split Or
| otherwise in almost anything.
! Isn't this business being just a trif1e
overdone, when 9a man is refused an ap-
pointment solely on the ground that when
| the Maine incident occurred he spoke
| hotiy of the late president, though before
and afterward he was a warm supporter?
Isn't it an awful relief to have found
that Schley Won that Santiago victory,
| after all? There seemed danger at
| one time of our discovering that Samp-
/ son, Lord Roberts, Cervera or almost
any other unlikely person or thing was
res pensibIe= for This glorious achievement
! OF course, our relief is: somewhat modi-
/ fed by the fact that the two other judges
knew eleven different ways he might
| have lost the day. but seeing that he
knew one of winning it, we shall have
/ to content ourselves with that fact.