The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-06-23
FUN OF THE WORLD.

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'.Hev you uet thar Miss Perkins vets-
Yes. I was introduced 10 her yeslsr-
day.
To what sect does she beloue
ITO the Eniversal.sf sect believe
ITO the Cnlv51salist seCt2 And what IS
their belief9
eventually BY The grace o. God be re-
deemed.
ooh. they do. do they2 What higotryr'
4 htcie rcwshcy vas watching g man
on the street gh Zee Yesterday AFTER
the ice had been chpped. the little chap
took q Few rufs Of a ciearette ana said,
SAY, ice man. how much is DAT size
WORT
The ice man being erut sort az indl-
vidual was not uute sure thzt be should
pay any attelcion 20 the urchin. Finally.
however be answered; "Its worth 81
cents
Before ne could say any more the little
chap said. even. tus- sit on q ana make
ir tirty cents wort
This is from Victor Hugo love letters.
and tells how be proposed.
Adele, holder ana more curious than
Victor Cor she was a eir3. wanted 10
md cue what was the meaning az his sic
lent admiration. She said; ~ am sure
YOU have secrets. Rave YOU uat enc SEE
cret greater Than all the rester Victor
acknowiedeed that he had secrets ard
mat one OF them was sreater than Ell
the rest Just Ike me-. cried Adele
Ell. come now zen me your greatest
secret ana WIN teii YOU mine My
sreat secret VICTOR repi'ed is That
.ote yo-- ana lnA great secret is that
love 'f H.fnHn :
Alr- iilt was one Gay walking coWn the
street once lolrisilins tho7o1sa tafe
.Al no" oeseftca ny tae seaerai pune
tie STEPPED ihLo Ai'-e l'naeco snop,
Eept ~ 1evinan who ha2 Sno"n him in
ne village DAYS ri l's Hello. Joe. ex-
claimed the r'Hroad president. how s
business ht very bar hal der
caop. nut we're IS DER peoples ar tii4
siahcea over the sHop. thers was ne as-
sistaht iouaccpnlst Wiose olset.stfea co'it3
oe Fecomnendea- bat AiF. hhl asked loF
a prank enech- ana tAe iotioNias "eth
me oia tonacconlst W. oesiesel ~ pee
pies ih q modern. WeiI-stocAea shpp on
Tho principal retail th2roashfare
There was once fisherman And ot
course he vent a-ashing for 40 one eX-
poets fisherman 70 go out shooting ran-
pts ana he caught Two tttie hsh, ana
they were So small that DE thre" them
BACK again ana he went home without
any. and did nor stop at the Hsnfn'aEfr
20 buy larse ones Ana nis wife SAID %
MN here are the large Hsh ana De
SAID. thfre are none AND she SAID
And where is the DE about the twelve
pound trout And be- 5-lo- have not
one. Then his wife SAID. IT do not bee
heFe you have been FISHING at aii nut
have been 20 The races na lost iot 81
money, and are atral1 Co ten me- THINK
u IS cruel and shall go nome %
mother Ana she ~ept Tor "a ions ume.
and was only persuaded oy diamond
ring that De- was telling the TRUTH
Aoral-A hsly he - cheaper than the
necessary TRUTH
2 =
uncle jerry Ardhedd rad two neigh
bors, both ~ somewhat controversial
turn one was @ man who commended that
nothing could he positively known that
was not capable ar absolute proof or
mathematical Demonstration. the other
was disposed 70 dogmatize about every
thing.
Ihey met az ms house one evening ana
long arg 1neAt on lniAss t"so'os ieal
ana othef wise ensued l"een ne Two
VIII ,he usl'ii.lIy result
me ui9tt'i"'3 et1o it
ne oliieI' nor even IN snaAins hia op.h-
ion-
ell said Uncle Jerry ora"ins
long breath 90 re.'ei .-'er lhey pa so.e
80 an -, ~, -..-..s- s-s .-.l
-o--1os+ir b,
~ 81 ~
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