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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-07-03

from Mush, in Kurdistan, say the Kurds
are plundering villages and have killed
fourteen Armenians in consequence of the
belief that the latter murdered a Kurdish
notable, who was sheriff of Afghan.
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Mrs. winsIow's Soothing syrun

Has heen used over fifty years by millions n,
roofhers for their children while teething wftn
nsrfect success. IL soOthes the child, softens the
gums. allays pain. cures wind collie. regulates
Tie bowels, and IL the best remedy for diarrhoea
whether arising from teething or other causes
For sale by druggists In every part OF the world
BE sure and ask for Mrs Winslow's Soothing
syrup. Is cents a bottle.
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Fortunes. Well supported.

Special to the indianapolis Journal.
CRAWFORDSVILLE, Ind, July p
Portmess was in fine form and pitched a
great game. He received good support.
Lehman made a good showing but re-
ceived ragged assistance. Score:
r II T
Crawrdsyile. 5 0 . o 2-lS IL
Chicago. 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0E5 Z )
Batteries-Portmess and Kent: Lehman
and Taylor.
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Beautiful Helen no doubt had a nne com
rlexton. but Il Is more than doubtful whether IN
Exceeded In purity the compilations OF the ladies
who use that inimitable auxiliary OF female
loveliness. Glenn's sulphur Soap Sold by all
Druggists.
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punched Hits with Errors.

CHICAGO, July 2.-Chicago punched hits
with Detroit's errors and won their eighth
consecutive game. A severe storm stopped
the game after the visitors had hao their
time at bat in the sixth. Score:
r H f
Chicago ............... 2 0 I % 6 l
Detroit ..........9a!.I....0 0 0 % 5 z
Batteries-Grifith and Sullivan; Sievers
and RuelOW.
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Rain, wfndstorm, Thunderstcrm.

BROOKLYN. July 2.-To-day's game with
st. Louis was twice interrupted by rain
and then by a windstorm, being finally
stopped altogether by a terrific thunder
storm. St. Louis won the game by bunch
ing six hits off Donovan in the first two
innings. Powell pitched effectively through
out. Score:
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RAILROAD TIME CARD.

r. ii. time IL in BLACK hgures-Trains marke1
thus: s-Daily. s-sleeper. P-Parlor Car. o.
Chair Car. D-Dining Car. t-Except Sunday.
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Ptatt Passed Eight to First.

WASHINGTON. July 2-Piatt's passes
(eight) to first base followed by opportune
hits gave Washington to-day's game. Pow
ers's throwing was a feature. Score:
r II Z
Washington IL 0 l 81 '-lOl2 z
Philadelphia Il 0 l 1 3 0 0 o. Is L
Batteries-Patten and Clarke; Piatt and
Powers.
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ingalls, Could Piay Ball
TO the indianapolis Journa

Special TO the indianapolis Journal.
INGALLS,, Ind. July 1.-THE Ingalls, team
defeated the Indianapolis TX. f. MS" IN
a walkover. Score:
RH
indianapolis 80 0 l o. 6
ingalls, ..........1 0 ! , 0 l 2 IS 10 3
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No Wonder.
Albany Journal

In Minnesota there's a man whose real
name Is Elijah Dowie. He Is in such mortal
fear Of being mistaken for the great and
only Elijah. that he has applied TO the
courts 10 change his name.
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Three Straight for New York.

NEW YORK, July New York made 1t
three straight from Chicago. winning an
uninteresting game by hitting the ball at
stages when the visitors erred. Score:
r III f
New York.......2 2 0 | 0 l 0 0 80 10 2
Chicago .........0 l 0 0 0 1 0 1@3 10 8
Batteries-Phyle and Warner; Hughes and
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Somehow IL is impossible 10 sympathize
very hard with a woman VINO has three
or four big. strong daughters and goes
around complaining that the servant girl
question is keeping her awake a. night.
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Pittsburg Won In the Eighth.

PHILADELPHIA, July 1.-The nome
team, apparently, had to-day's game well
in hand. but in the eighth inning P~ittsburg
made three hits, one a double. which, aided
by two errors, gave them four runs and the
game. Carr, of Schenectady, made his nrst
appearance with Pittsburg and played a
good game at short. Score:
Pittsburg .......1 0 o 4 0-5 IL 2
Philadelphia 20 0 l 1 l 0 0 0 O-3 , Z
Batteries-Phillippi and thinner; White
and Mcfarland
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baseball Notes.

The Panhandle team, OF Indianapolis. will
play two games at Spencer on the Fourth.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Pittinger Was Easy for Cincinnati
and Eostop Was Defeated.

BOSTON. July 2-Cincinnati batted Pit
finger hard and often to-day and won
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Special 10 the indianapolis Journal.
WABASH. Ind. July 2-The Fort Wayne
Western Association team and the Ander-
son Independents played a ragged game
here this afternoon. Score:
II II r
Fort Wayne.....0 . 0 10 2 0-9 10 j
Anderson ........1 2 0 . Go s
Batteries-Mullin, Bevans. Fuller and Nil
Ter; Thompson. Berry and De Almond.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Baltimore Winning streak Broken
Mt Inst by Boston.

BALTIMORE, July 2.-Boston broke Bal
timore's winning streak by taking to-days
game. About the only feature OF the game
was the batting of Freeman and Hemphill.
Score:
r II E
Baltimore ......3 2 0 / 0 0 / 0 l. IL 2
Boston ........O 8 o 2 4 1 0 do Is Z
Batteries-McGinnity and Robinson; Win
tiers and Schreck.
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Defeats the Bloomer..
e indianapolis Journal.

Special 20 the IndIandpOIIs JOuIHdI.
SPENCER. Ind, July 2~-Spencer defeated
the Western Boomer girls this afternoon in
an interesting game. Score:
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Southern Association.

AT Shreveport. La r II z
little Rock.....O o 0 0 0 0 3 Al IA 4
Shreveport 40 3 0 0 4 IS 13 3
Batteries-Sample and MCGUIRE; Popp.
Blackburn and Lynch.
At Memphis. Tenn r II E
Memphis .......6 0 Q Q '-lS 10 z
New Orleans...0 l 2 O 0 0 2 0 l. 6 10 4
Batteries-Kerns and Armstrong;; Bremen
and Abbott.
Al Chattanooga, Tenn r K
Chattanooga 20 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-3 3 =
Selma ...........0 0 0 l 0 0 0 % 6 2
Batteries-Brunner and Roth; Bailey and
Harlow.
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Ragged Game mt wabash.

Batteries-Maude and Lachman; Mathes.
Larrimore and Laughlin.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
OUR TRADE
Suffered More Than That Of Any Other Ns-
tion During Boxer Outbreak.

BY Associated Press.
Washington, d. c., March 19.-The
State Department received from United
States Consul S. Fowler, at Che Foo,
and Ragsdale, at Tien Tsin, reports in
tended to show the effect of the Boxer
troubles in north China upon United
States trade, with particular regard to
what the Americans lost in America
through the outbreak, rather than in
China.
A resume of trade returns in north
China entire, comparing the quarter
ending June go. last, with that ended
September 80, shows an almost com
pfete annihiliation of the American i'm
port trade. Probably no other coun-
try in the world suffered as much as
did the United States, for the scene of
strife covered practically the entire
American field of trade.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
STRANGE STORY
Husband and Father Returns Home After
Many Years, Only TO Die.
BY Associated Press.

By Associated Press.
Grand Rapids, Mich, March 49,
Within the past week the beautiful
home of Chas. p. Limbert, promi-
nent society and business man, has
been the scene of pathetic and unusu.
al drama in real life. For the past rs
years it was believed that Mrs. Lin
bert, Chas. Limbert's mother, was a
widow. Recently she was stricken
with paralysis and she called repeated
ly for her husband. Seemingly in an
swer to her call an aged stranger ap-
peared at the Limbert home a week
ago, and disclosed to Miss Clara Lin
bert that he was her long
absent father. He begged to see his
wife.
He was allowed to enter the sick
room. Hardly had mutual recognition
between the aged husband and wife
been established before the old man
tottered from the room. The excite
ment was too much for him and he
lapsed into Inconsistencies and Fri
day he died. The news of his death
has not yet been broken to Mrs, Linn
bert, who is still very i'll, and Think
her husband is being nursed back to
life in room adjoining hers. Miss
Limbert does not know why her father
came back after so many years.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
CONvICTS REBEL
In a Kansas Mine and Hold Guards as
Hostages.

BY Associated Press.
Leavenworth, Kas., March 19.-In
the Kansas state penitentiary coal
mines at Lansing, 2S4 prisoners who
went down into the mine Monday
morning, mutinied and are holding fif
ten guards as hostages. They refuse
to let the guards come to the surface
until Warden Tomilson promises to
give them better food, and threaten to
kill the guards if the demands are not
complied with. The mines are run by
the worst class of prisoners in the PEN
itentiary. Among those who mutinied
are twenty life prisoners. Warden
Tomilson refuses to grant the request
of the convicts.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
RUSSIAN OFFICIAL
Expresses Himself on the Subject Of Affairs
In Manchurla.

BY Associated Press.
st. Petersburg, March 19.--In ans
wering the question of q correspondent
a competent official today said: "It is
not true that Russia has yielded to rep.
reservations of any of the powers and
modified her demands respecting Man
churia, because no representations
have been made. Every tentative al
tempt to address the Russian govern
ment on the subject of our Pour Par
lers with China has been categoracally
declined.
The informant is not willing to dis
cuss details respecting Mongolia and
Turkestan, but he repeated that Russia
abides by the August declaration and
desires to safeguard the railroad and
her ten thousand kilometer long from
tier.
The informant of the correspondent
ridiculed the talk of military conflict
at Tien Tsin. He said There is q
misunderstanding about certain lands
which English authorities pretend be-
long to the railway company. Russia
has expressed her willingness to exam
inc the question. If the claim of own
ership before Russian occupation is es-
tablished that will end the discussion
If diplomacy is unable to settle the
controversy Russia will willingly sub
NIT to arbitration.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
LATER.
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
Leavenworth, Kas., March 19.-The
insurrection was brought to close
tonight at about IL o'clock. The War
den with seven guards, heavily armed,
entered the hoist. When near the bot
tom of the pile, they opened heavy
fussilade. This took the convicts by
surprise, and they hastily fed. The
guards then started and soon had the
ring leaders under arrest and the 9TH
ers surrendered.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Heavy Snow-FaIlS.
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press. n
Minneapolis, March 10. The iheav,
lest snow storm of the season here
came today, snow falling nearly ali
day. Trains are not seriously delayed
Sandstone, Mimi, reports the heaviest
storm of the season, snow being a foot
deep. Cumberland, Wis, says that
one of the worst blizzards of the season
is raging throughout northwestern
Wisconsin this afternoon; nearly a
foot of snow fell.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
The Chicago Laundry Fire.

Special to the Leader. s
Chicago, March 19.-The sensational
testimony given this afternoon by Gus
tave Pollock at the inquest over Vie
tim of the Deremus laundry boiler ex-
plosion controverts A. p Doremus
contention that the boiler was inspect
ed year ago and that certificate of
inspection hung in the engine room
since that time.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Weather Forecast.

ohlo-Rain Wednesday, warmer in
northern portion, brisk to high south
eastern winds, becoming Southwestern
ly. Thursday fair except occasional
SHOWS probable along the northeastern
lake shore.
West Virginia-Rain Wednesday,,
colder in western portion, brisk ana
high southeasterly winds becoming
southwesterly. Thursday rain OF
snow.
Yesterday was warm and clear.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
CT lak Makers Strike.

BY Associated Press.
New York, March 19.-The Times
says that a general strike involving
$1,000 cloak makers, is pending. The
executive committee of the Brother .
hood of Cloak Makers stated yesterday
that manufacturers are cutting prices.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
GAINESVILLE Girl Refused Him.

BY Associated Press.
GAINESVILLE, o., March 19.-Seymour
Jenkins hanged himself at Darlington
today because Miss Viola Gabriel, of
South GAINESVILLE, refused his offer of
marriage. The balance of the family
were at the funeral of neighbor The
family is prominent and wealthy.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Freight and Passenger Trains Collide.

BY Associated Press.
Nebraska City, Neb., March 19.-In
a collision this evening on the Burling-
ton and Missouri road, near Johnson
between a passenger and freight train,
which was late, Fred jameson, fireman,
was killed and engineer Geo. McMil-
len was seriously injured.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Valuable Horse Sold.

BY Associated Press.
New York, March 19.-The spring
sale of high class trotting bred horses
conducted by the Fasig Upton Co, be-
gan here today. The sale continues
three days. Chehalus, the noted PAGER,
was sold to w. L..Davis, of Chelsea,
for $4,000. Eighty-five animals were
disposed of today at total of $2S,7SO.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Baltimore Fire.

By Associated Press.
Baltimore, Md, March 19.-Fire to /.
night in the leather and harness fac
tory of the Startzman-M -Milliken Co..
west Pratt street, spread to adjoining
buildings. Total damage $4,000. Or
igin of fire unknown.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Kentucky Election Fight.
BY Associated Press

BY Associated Press.
Lexington, Ky, March 10. "Details
Of the election fight at caney precinct,
in Morgan county. last Saturday, In
which ten men were wounded, three OF
them fatally. reached here tonight.
Trial was postponed on account Of the
danger OF renewing the battle,
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20

Reusens, Shedd g. Co. drilled in No.
8 Hanna. back of Moore's Junction,
Tuesday afternoon. 1t shows up for
the best producer in that field. They
will give 1t shot this morning
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
TOWhOat Sank.
By Associated Press

By Associated Press.
Louisville, Ky, March IS S.-The tow
boat Transit knocked a small hole in
her hull while going over the falls of
the Ohio this afternoon and sank three
miles further down the river.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Gave a Million Dollars,
By Associated Press

By AsbUCIdItu PTeSS,
Chicago, March 19.-Mrs. Emmons
Blaine, according to an announcement
made by President Harper, has given
one million dollars to the University Of
Chicago school Of education.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Cloak Department.

80 Ladies Tailor Made Suits will be closed out at great sacrifice
Of about 30 Ladies Jackets going $o zoo to s3 regular prices were
ST. $500 $1,000 Infants Coats at great reductions 80
Walking Skirts fourth off few
a
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
OIL NEWS.
CONTINUED From First Pageo
CLARK FIELD.

Special to the Leader. a
Clark, March 19.-The Perry Coun-
ty Oil Co. is building the rig for its
No. IA VIM. Muzum farm.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Clothing Department.

5000 worth to close 90 oyeToats for men different weights to close at
All Wool Suits 98 were Loo and 800 Mems Suits Unions Wosd
All Wool This
about 800 suits Pants Odd Goats and vests at down Mems
Scarf5 at 5c @ aundrl Shirts 49, 40 and 59 re
of all half
not and unmeanmg but what 80
Heavy CaIs rrees.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
THE GREAT
$4,000 SALE !!
HltGliSOlS Bargain Stores,
COMMENCING
Monday, March II
and continuing until the end Of this month.
After taking find $4,000 worth of goods our stores @ that must
We this ad and will it to
of these goods n early visit will secure them
Dress Goods.

pieces Pid s inches wd regular price 20 to
To close, only 121ac. yd
Assorted regular 3d. 81 Soc yard To close
During Worsted Dress Goods will be
of Ihls bona
SALE at prices stated this month. No longer
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20

We will make reductions the following Oil
Linoem Rugs Picture Frames Fine China and Decorated Ware
and 80 Hard Wood Cots Duck Tops fasteners will
were$
and Pedesnls must go at a price.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Ladies' w aists.

of all going &c.
of
ST. worth $3.50
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Millinery Department


Choice Fine Trimmed Patterns Hats worth from $3.50 to $1,000 going
Chldren's Walking Hats
that will them Don't delay the Greatest Bargains mil
lney AL New Stock
One of at
all 70 ed Fannes a a
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Towels.

Linen Fngd Towels will be sold cheap 5000 yards Laces
lot of plated watch
chains S100
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
Musical Instruments.

Mandon
$50 and Bargains Strings of al kinds.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20
COrSets.

goods, regular prices
,1.,302. 2jand30O
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-20

Pedestals must go at "A price.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-02-15
HOW LINCOLN WON HIS WIFE.

she Married Him Because He Was the
UEliest Man She liver Saw.
Mr.. Lincoln used to take great delight
in telling how he gained a knife by his
ugly looks. That story has been pub
lished. but have not seen another in
print, telling how he gained his wife,
says a well-known writer, Mrs. Lincoln
was a beautiful lady, attractive, sharp,
witty and relished joke even at her own
expense. She was staying with her sis
ter, Mrs Edwards. She had not been
there long before everybody knew Miss
Mary Todd She often said: When a
girl thought | would not marry until |
could get one OF the handsomest men In
the country. but since became a woman
| learned | cant get such men, which has
caused me to change my mind. | have
concluded to marry the ugliest-lookins
man | can find"
Later on Lincoln came to town. She
had never seen him before she met him
on the street She was told who he was
and went home and told her sister she
had seen her man, "the ugliest man |
ever saw-Abraham Lincoln-and | am
going to set my cap for him. That be-
came a common saying in street gossip.
When they were married, instead Of TAX
ing a bridal trip, they went to a hotel
and took board at S4 a week.
When he got able he bought a lot for
5000, and built four-roOmed house
costing less than $1,000 When he re-
ceived $1,000 from his great railroad case
he spent $1,000 of it in putting second
story on his house, and there he lived un-
ill he went to Washington.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-02-15
ABOUT ST. VALENTINE.

st. Nalentinus, whose head was rolled
Ato a basket one bright morning in the
year of our Lord, 270, lent his name to
the day which is now cOnsecrated 20
youth and love, but II is pretty generally
conceded by wise men that ii is an ana
chronism to connect him with the origin
OF the festival. Indeed traces of the
celebration have been found among the
traditions which come down from the
pagans of ancient Europe, and in several
directions may be detected evidences that
II was not custom founded in Rome,
but rather inherited there.
In the long ago there was custom
among the youth in Rome to draw from
a golden box slip Of paper on which
was written the name Of girl. This
was done in the name of Pan and Juno,
ind was called the Lupercalia. Later the
priests substituted the names of saints
for those Of young women, and the 14th
of February was fixed upon for the feast
of Lupercalia. Out of this grew the Gus
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-02-15
Americans in Knee-Rreeches

Hon. John w. Foster. former Secre-
tary of State and one of the most wide
ly experienced of American diplomats,
tells in the Saturday Evening Post in
teresting and amusing instances of
American diplomats and court cos
tunes. The ladies will be interested
in knowing that in diplomacy extreme
consideration Is given to the kind of
clothes which the representatives wear.
In the course of the article Mr. Foster
says:
"Some ministers have made them
selves ridiculous by securing an ap-
pointment in the State militia and max
ing use of that uniform. A story is
told of one of our representatives at a
European court who appeared at the
palace in the garb of captain of a
cavalry troop, a post he had filed at
home, which led the monarchical diplo-
mats, attracted by his metal helmet,
quizzically to ask If he belonged to a
fire company in America! The instruc-
tions of the Department of State now
in force construe the law to allow of
such a departure from simple dress
as will secure our diplomats welcome
admittance at court ceremonies.
"For instance, the members of the
United States embassy in London ap-
pear on state occasions in knee breech-
es, with metal buckles on their shoes,
and in other respects in ordinary even.
ing dress"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-02-15
His RenIv.

The following incident Is related by
a correspondent of the Cleveland Plain
Dealer In the South. 1t is told of DR..
James II. Carlisle, the venerable Pres
ident of WOfford College, South Caro-.
lima, and counselor of the great Chau.
tauqua system.
When 10 years old young Carlisle
was attending typical country school
of the old South under the manage
ment of typical teacher of the time.
a stern and scholarly old gentleman.
One day little James found consider
able difficulty In some of his work, and
his teacher, becoming impatient, took
the boys slate and, writing upon it the
words, 81 am fool" gave 1t to the lit
tie fellow, saying, Here, James, sign
your name to that"
The learned pedagogue proceeded
with the other lessons, but on coming
back to his young charge after time
noticed that the name had not been
written. Becoming angry, he demand
ed In laundering tones: James Carlisle
why did you not sign your name to
that, sir" And little James Carlisle
slipped from his place on the high
rough old bench, and, looking bis
teacher squarely in the eye, replied;
Because it is lie, sir"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-02-15
In the Wrong Pew.

In Watertown. S. d., theater recent
ly man who had seat between his
wife and daughter left at the termlna-
ton of an act for a trip downstairs.
When he returned he found a vacant
seat between two women, and dropped
into 1t with the remark, "As was say
ing when | went out, it's none of your
business what other people wear Be.
cause some one else makes a fool of
herself by wearing cotton stockings in
winter it doesn't follow that you must
do the same"
"Sir!' came from both sides at once;
and the way he vacated that seat made
the soles of his boots red-hot. He was
in the wrong pew.-Northwest Maya
zine