Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-01-26
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| MANS LITTLE WAYS
by the Emanelpated Woman.
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lion, PETER JERNYNGHAM Ia
statesman. He has three womer
- folk in his family, but they ar,
nothing in the count Of his all roun,
greatness. They are his wife, hll
daughter Miriam and his sister Jane
AT , In the morning his wife says t,
him.
Mr. Jernyngham, you must go to thu
! courthouse today You started there
yesterday, you remember, but forgot &c
/ get on the car. and IL carried you five
miles out IN the country Miriam must
80 with gu today to put you off at the
night place and TO see that you 90 from
the courthouse 10 your office to meet
MI Woolyback Then you are TO meet
the other managers Of the school for
|cutiyating the memory and make some
talk to the pupils"
"Oh. yes, yes said Hon. Peter.
Jane. did / bring home that memo
randum on which ! outlined a scheme
for cultivating the memory, or did I
leave 1t at The Officer"
AT the office, Of course, replied Miss
Jane Better tell the pupils OF the
school for cultiyating the memory what
YOU know about a good forgetory."
We'll, can make another note said
Hon. Peter Miriam. find me a pencil.
Wife, where are my eyeglasses Jane,
what did ! do with that metaphysical
encyclopedia / was consulting last
night?'
Heaven knows" murmured Miss
Jane rising to look for It, Hon Peter
continues
Miriam, where are those letters
didn't want 10 lose because they con-
tained important evidence bearing on
the subject Of the sanitation and proper
lisufeCuon Of public school doorknobs.
which comes before my committee TO-
day. / wish women would learn 10 quit
picking and fussng around mans
papers when be puts them just where
he can lay his hands on them"
Tho three women chase over the /
house Tor the letters His wife dives |
into his pockets; Miriam turns the |
inside out. Miss Jane
sweeps a junkshop Of old newspapers. |
pub docs, empty envelopes and .
rash from the table. In vain Miriam
~ that time calls from the hall:
Here they are, papa, In your hat.
where YOU put them so you would not
orget them
The day wears away Miriam goes
Win the towering statesman to nudge
i'm when the courthouse is reached.
hen she steers him safe 10 his office.
asst all OBTAINING hands His type.
ritter sees the letters In his hat and re-.
Kinds him Of them She also catches
light Of the memorandum Mrs Jer.
yngham has made OF his engagements J
1r the day ana keeps him up to his I
ork.
Al home, after dinner. he sits smok- Q
Ig comfortably A wild ring al the 3
Dot resouads through the house. Mrs. d
'rnyngham hurrios in. perturbed. C
Mr. BIRMINGHAM. she exclaimed. Q
his Is The night of the banquet OF the a
w. u. r. II 4. T-Mcn Who Meet Co q
ear Themselves Talk. II is given es. n
.cialIy IN your honor a committee
IS come 20 know how much longer you
"a going TO keep the dinner waiting"
Mr. Jenyncbam sprang 90 his feet. 81
WY didn't you keep me in mind OF nj
p Boz asked. Cd
Because you never told me a word al
out H. Now dress yourself as fast as bl
u can" la,
But / can't hurry; ! don't feel we'll ~
rs. BIRMINGHAM, I've had choky On
lsation about my throat an day ana So
,ghiness over my body as though m
IS pured up. That's the way Senator Dor
toomuch feIt for days before his apo. IN
cite stroke took him I wonder m
What's that standing out above your on
lar Mr. Jernyngham2 Good era en-
us' It's the collar OF your smoking IA,
ket Jane. look here Mr.. Jernyng. I'M
ms gone and put his coat on and IN,
toned 1t mp over his smoking Jacket IA,