Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-08-17
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Historian Maclay should look m d,
generally accepted definition of the wm
boomerang. Denver Post
Senator Hanna's son has found soo
thing easy. He has been made prcsdn
of a soft coal company.-+St. Paul n.
patch.
Admiral Cervera says he never NJ.
Admiral Sampson. This comes from n
fact that he called when the latter w,
out.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
1t seems after all that the Bocr wcna
and children are treated fully as NAL
as the British soldiers, except in n
matter of medals Detroit News.
The principal occupation just now Of
lot of people with checkered matrimop,
careers is that of kidnapping their CIV,
children.-New York Evening Sun.
With the unions fixing the price of i, Z
Dor and the trusts fixing the price If
manufactured products where does n. 4.
consumer come in?-Topeka journal &
a Chicago preacher has been comp9r n
ing heaven to the average summer rcso
most all women, with very slim sprp
king of men.-Cleveland Plain DeaIn
There are so many big strikes in exist
encc among the workingmen of the con
try at present that it is becoming difficult
to keep track of them.-Topeka journal \
If our national prosperity can stand
mistaken against the onsaughts of
strike and drought there ought to be n.
question of its permanency. - Tocl.
News.
One good thing about the drought in
the corn belt is that it brought into lin
thousands of people who had been neg,
lecting their prayers. - Detroit Free
Press.
The price of coal in Ottawa, Canada
has been reduced from 81 TO $5.25. The
ways Of Pierpont Morgan as well as
Providence are inscrutable. - Detroit
News
Can it be considered another invasion
of American ideas when the STOCKHOLDERS
of London financial institution talk
about lynching the promoters ?-CleyeanI
Plain Dealer.
Epworth League girls of Illinois have
offered to give part of their skin to re-
store the beauty of two sisters injured in
a railway accident. Christianity grows
Buffalo News.
Maclay, alleged historian and 0istortG
Of facts, says he is not afraid Of q suit
against him by Admiral Schley. Msw
the way in which irresponsible people al
+o1 Dol+
The American public will require bet
ter authority than English publications
before it believes that Beers are "haIi
savages," and delight in murdcrns
wounded men.-Buffalo Times.
The newspapers of this city are pub.
fishing earnest appeals to the honest
voter The far more effective dishonest
voter will be approached in another way
San Francisco Evening Post.
In dry regions there is a great deal Of
talk about meeting the drought problem
by irrigation. There is only one drawback
to irrigation, and that is the absence Of
water.-St. Louis Embellishments.
Capt. Strong and May Yohc Hope sail,
cd for Japan under the name of Smith
For those who saw May when she was
here a few weeks ago it is difficult 10
understand why Smith left homeCh,
cago Journal.
1t appears that the Sultan Of Turkey
has determined to buy no more warshiw
in Germany unless that country will
cease its outrageous practice of asking
to l." paid for them. Philadelphia Bull2,
tin
An upright judge, learned in the law
is respected, whether he is in gown OF
shirt sleeves, whether he grows whiskeS
or a mustache, or has a smoOth-shayen
face; whether he wears wig or goes
bald-headed,-St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Dr.. Parker, of Detroit, states that men
grow bald because they do not breathe
deeply enough. This accounts for the
short-winded gentlemen who are seen in
the front row at the theater when the
ballet comes to town--BaltimOr Amer
can.
The nature of the Texas mules is 50
poorly understood in England that native
negroes will chaperone the mules here
''AINA' AhCAC ID IL Sll dIii VI lii"N RoA''Ni'
in the American mule that cannot he con-
quered by English drivers. - Buffalo
News.
A resident of Texas devised a shotgun
trap for thieves. The trap worked al
right, but the inventor was a tritie aG
sent-minded, and now the coroner y
searching the dictionary for Sulta"'
words in which to frame the verdict
Omaha News.
The increase in the price Of coal d
cents per ton on account of drought an
excessively hot weather is ccrtaD'
something new under the sun. 1t D@
not been generally known that the co"
crop, too, has been injured by 'D
drought.-St. Louis Chronicle.
A New York magistrate allowed j
woman to fix the penalty for her nu'
band, who had been arrested for beaIH'
her, and she made it three months VI
the rock pile. In few days she VIII ~
doubt be holding an umbrella over DD
While he is at work.-Denver Post.
Admiral Schley seems to have do7eD +
or SO bureau enemies, while the II
lions of the country's population lIiI5
believe him a hero-and yet the pyp
clique seems able to blight his career
not his fame. The tail certainly oO