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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-09-12
A CORNER FOR WOMEN.

OF ALMOND GREEN
ERTY AND PALE Il
LOW cREDogSE'
ROSES,
Paris, August IA
gown Of the heavier IN.
goes to the baths this Il.
built Of Liberty eashns
beautiful soft material I
and wool, with the iii.
dominating. Ii is 81 Il
shade of almond green Il
ing a good deal q /
Over it are appliqusd /
pale yellow cretonns /
with their yellow-sretaa
These are darned closh,
tiny gold threads thsi Ii
added richness. I'll, !
part of the robe is til
with narrow folds d |
velvet that simulate i
yoke. These pass cysI
tops of the flowing t,ar
\ sleeves. The tea gown 4
down the front aud III
back at either side 10 Ii
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-09-12
The Common Mold.
Great Truth Demonstrated

Kansas City World IA IA
The Bocr war has proven the truth OF t,;ns al
you can't tell how far frog can leap by lo0A'''
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-09-12
MEALS FOR A DAY,
BREAKFAST.

BREAKFAST
Pears
Wheatena and Cream p.,,.,u
Broiled Spring Chicken French Fried iV'''
Corn Batter Bread
Cafe au Lait The Fosl
LUNCHEON
Sardinea Crackers Eeg Saiss "a
Meringues Neufchatel iceN
Cream Of Asparagus soup
Celery Olives kaaissnpp otsos
Broiled Spanish Mackere Mashed ~
Roast Veal, Mushroom sauce
Green Peas Rice ...,e stl
Stuffed Tomatoes String Beans
Peach Roly-poly Roqueio't
Cafe Noir
The Common Mold.
lis strange to think that monarenS =
Built on heroic plan,
Have chills and headaches, very rN'
An ordinary man v.shinetcn =
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-09-12

THE Chicago Chronicle is nice, cheerful sort Of
paper the morning after the shooting published half
tone Of the Mckinley family lot in Canton cemetery
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
i. E. Brooks Jr. is in the city this

n. E. Brooks Jr. is In the city this
week.
Charles Perry is visiting his son Ed.
ward, at Nevis, Minnesota. Mr..
Perry will return to Sank Centre for .
few days only, when he win leave for
the Pacific coast to join his wife.
The road machine was at work on
Tuesday, after the rain, and developed
the fact that the crossings are the low
est parts of the street. The result was
that the crossings were under six
inches OF mud when the street could be
crossed, dry shod, at any other point.
The machine did excellent work.
A heated wrist pin of the mill engine
on Monday evening necessltated shut
ing down for an hour, and the city was
without electric lights from eight to
nine O'Clock.
L. r. Barto furnishes surety and
fidelity bonds.
Coma, Mocha and Java.-Best coffee
in the world for 20 cents, at Tobey's.
New Taylor Suits, New Dress Skirts;
New Walking Tkirts. New Flannel
and Silk Waists at Mel. Billed.
Sanford Dodge will play "Virginl-
u.s." in this city, Oct. 18th.
Ray Carpenter has moved into the
rooms oyer How Bros. & Co.
Joseph Exford has moved to Third
street.
Mrs. Luther Dimond of Long Prairie
is the guest of friends here.
Correct styles in Ladies. Misses and
Childrens coats; the kind that has
made our reputation: The lowest
prices prvail. Mel. Billed.
Very swell are the new street hats
received yesterday by Miss Mayberry'
Miss Rola Kent of Alexandria, is
the guest of Mrs. j. H. Law.
At Wadena Clerk of Court w. L..
Northfoss has been adjudged insane
and committed to the Fergus hospital
for the insane. He suffered stroke
of paralysis two or three years ago
and has been in ill-health ever since.
Recently he became violent and secur-
ing a gun threatened to do murder.
His arrest and commitment followed.
Under the October distribution of
State School funds, ON the basis of
$1.85 per capita of attendance,
Stearns county will receive $l7.S95 for
9,673 pupils.
The best horses, the best carriages
the best stable and the best prices
these at McGregOr Bros. livery stable.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

On Thursday, October II, the Phil
harmonic Company OF Chicago, will
give consert in the City opera house.
This ladies quartetts is under the able
management of Mr.. E. I. Smith and
their entertainments have been highly
spoken of by Mrs. Hancock aid Miss
Lucille O'Connor, who have had the
pleasure of hearing them. Besides the
musical numbers, Miss Frances Eloise
Cobb, entertainer, will contribute ST.
iections, thus giving variety to the
program.
The concert will be given under the
auspices of the High School Athletic
Association and the members intend
to make it one of the society events of
the season.
J. ). Bass, who has been living at
Westport has returned to the city and
is living in the Bergen house on Third
street.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

All graduates of the Mankato Com
mercial College, placed in good posi-
ttons. 1t will pay you to send for a
catalogue.
Don't forget that Mull's Lightning
Pain Killer kills all pain instantly.
81, 900 offered for it's equal. Free from
opiates. Is cents.
r. Eoskine Gentle, representing the
Sanford Dodge Company, was in the
city on TUESDAY. He is, what his name
indicated, gentleman.
Nj. A. Scheldrup of Minneapolis,
formerly of this city, and who has a
circle of friends limited only by his
personal acquaintance, is spending the
week in town.
The dancing party which was given
last Thursday evening at the farm
residence of John Pesheck was a per-
feet success. It was a surprise on the
"boys. Establishments were served.
Rev. and Mrs. G. B. Brecount re-
turned from the annual Methodist Con-
ference at Brainerd on Wednesday,
and Mr.. Brecount said that it was an
assemblage of the jolliest good fellows
that ever assembled in Minnesota. 1t
is gratifying to Sank Centre to know
that Mr.. Brecount has been reassigned
to this charge for the ensuing year.
George Brown of Westport, was in
the city on Monday.
On Monday night, with nothing
special to attract custom, over thirty
rooms of the Palmer House were &C.
cupied by transcients.
Joseph Parker of West Union, was
in town on Monday.
Miss Ella Kay has accepted school
at Clara City, MINI.
M. L. Webb and G. S. Allen returned
home on Monday after an absence OF
Just month. They attended the Ma
tional Encampment of the Grand Army
at Cleveland, and were at Canton at
the funeral of President Mckinley
They were both from Norwalk, Ohio,
and made that place long visit. Mr.
Webb had not been there before for
thirty-six years.
P.J. Flynn who recently purchased
the Mrs. Dewey farm in Ashley, ar
rived on Saturday with his farm equip
ment, and is now getting settled. Hi
family arrives this week.
Charles Kee, an old resident OF Pope
county and it's first sheriff, died at hi
home in Willard during the past week
Patrick Hogan, for long time
resident near Westport, died las
week. '..
George Brown of Grove Lake town
ship threshed from fourteen to twenty
two bushels of wheat to the acre-al
average of seventeen bushels on hi
large farm. ##
i O. G. Lyman, who returned fror
the east recently, as noted, does no
gain in health as rapidly as his friend
hoped.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
OAsTozIA.
n..,, Ii. 1.-The Kind You Have Always Bought
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Frank Nelson has rented the Will
liam A. Morse farm who bought it
from Mr.. Johnston. Last week the
HERALD was in error in stating that
Mr.. Nelson had moved onto the Chas.
A. Morse farm.
Messers G. P. and John McCline
came up from st. Cloud on Friday
and spent three or four days out at
Westport in the duck ponds, with
William Peglow. They had good
sport.
w. M. Henderson returned from
Perham and Detroit on Monday after
an absence of ten days. He is suffering
seriously from rheumatism.
Byron F.. Carr came home from
Walker on Monday and went to st.
Cloud on Tuesday.
Sanford Dodge Oct. 18th
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

See Sanford Dodge in "Virginius, :"
on Oct. 18th.
P. H. Flynn, formerly of Dougherty
Iowa, who occupies the Dewey farm in
Ashley, was in the city on Tuesday.
His family, consisting of his wife and
four children, are delayed in arriving
here by reason of the illness of one of
the children. A. L. Barragy of
Dougherty, is with him for a few days.
Chas. 81. Bennett shows marked
improvement this morning.
John F. Dimond is putting in the
foundation for q residence for his own
occupation on the cornor of Seventh
and Main street. He expects to COM
plete the building this winter.
1t is pleasant to note that Helmer
Hilsdale has passed the danger line
and is convalescing.
The college has organized vigorous
football team and have procured
suits. 1t is composed of vigorous and
husky young men, and they expect to
get into the game for several matches
in the near future. The line up is not
yet announced.
Rev, w. E. Risinger goes to St.
Paul on Monday hext to attend the 42d
annual Baptist state convention
The convention opens Monday and
closes on Friday evening.
The Herald for Job printing.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
OAsToEEA.
a.h. a The Kind You Have Always BougR
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Ernest Westbury, q thoroughly
Competent shoe man, formally with the
Stanley Shoe Company, is now with
the Boston. He thoroughly under
stands the business, and is a gentle
man of fine address.
Gen. Catterson, who has been spend
a couple of weeks in Minneapolis, re-
turned on Saturday.
A car load of grapes arrived here on
Tuesday, and were taken by our retail
dealers.
L.R. Barto has money to loan.
J. W. Ward drove out to his sum-
mer place at Birch Lake on Sunday
last, and as was his custom, turned his
horse loose in the woods. The animal
never wandered far and would come
at call. On Sunday evening however
not only did 'sold faithful" not re-
spond, but could not be found. On
Wednesday, A. M. Styles volunteered
to 90 with Mr.. Ward in search of the
animal and from weather conditions
and his CONCENTRATIONS of ''horse
ssnse," he tract the animal to farm
house near by. The farmer had taken
MP the horse awaiting a claimant.
The appearance of Sanford Dodge
and his company in classic plays is an
nounced for Oct. 18th.
The Gradatim club will meet with
Miss Bessie Robbins October Is.
The w. N. A. circle will meet at
Mrs. How's on Tuesday next.
Joseph Parker has purchased 100
acres in section 81, in northern Ash
ley, of r. A. Brogg for $25OO.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
Palace Restaurant.

Joseph Exford has opened the
Palace restaurant, ION Third street,
just west of the Simonton store. A
speciality is made of fried, baked or
stewed oysters-by the dish or quart.
Open all day and as late as night bust
ness comes. Meals always served in
FIVE minutes from time of order.
Everything No l. Cal and see him.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
oAsTo TEA. =
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The grade of wheat is from fifteen to
thirty bushels, and fax from twelve to
twenty bushels, and great deal of it.
Chas. H. Bennett is very i'll with in
! flamation of the stomach.
Miss Tessie Bennett came over from
Grey Eagle on Saturday, returning on
Sunday evening.
John BONNER, the Brooten banker,
was in the city on Friday last.
G. X. Quill of Lake George, was in
the city on Saturday,.
A. L. Cramb OF st. Cloud, with the
McCormick company, was in the city
during the week.
Ladies' neck rufus of Liberty silk
and Chiffon in black at 1928. Mel.
Billed.
Miss Bessie Hill, formerly of the
HERALD, now of che Journal Press,
was in the city on Sunday a guest OF
Mrs. Shepard.
G, A. Emerson of Sank Centre was
| in town Wednesday on business
Belgrade Tribune.
| Mrs. Elliot, of Sank Centre, has
moved to town. She will keep house
for her daughter, Miss Gary.-Bel-
grade Tribune.
| cho, Harmon came down from
Rugby. N. D., on Sunday ON business
and returned on Tuesday. He says
that threshing is away behind in that
section. The farmers do not stack
their grain, and frequent showers have
prevented shock threshing.
"The new hotel at Sank Centre, the
Palmer house, is a perfect gen." said
A. L. Cramb today. ''The appoint
ments are of the best and throughout
the Palmer is furnished in sumptuo us
stvle. Sank Centre has long needed a
hotel, and now has one of which the
city may be proud. st. Cloud Times.
Convince yourself that Ely's Cream
Balm deserves all that has been said
of it as a means of quick relief and
final cure in obstinate cases OF nasal
catarrh and hay fever. A trial size
costs but ten cents. Full size, so cents.
Sold by druggists or mailed by Ely
Bros, Sc Warren Street, New York
Mt. Oliye, Ark, May II, 1901.
Messrs. Ely Bros PLEASE send me
one bottle of Cream Balm, family size:
think it is the best medicine for Ca
tarrh in the world. Very respectfully,
J. M. Scholtz.
MIR. and Mrs. George Plum er OF
Minneapolis, are the guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Chas. F. Hendryx. Mrs. Plumer
| is q sister of Mrs. Hendryx. Mr..
Plumer is superintendent OF carriers
J in the Minneapolis post office.
I The venerable Dean >Stabler was
we'll enough to be out for drive on
Monday.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10
LOCAL NOTES
OCTOBER 10, 1901.

For real estate and low rates on
farm loans see J. F. Cooper.
The Model shoe store will shine your
shoes twenty times free providing "you
buy your shoes of them. They will, on
and after Octo Der l, give you ticket
fer twenty shines with every pair for
lady or gentleman.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-10-10

II you want an artistic photograph
90 to ia. johnson.
cDeeidedly swell all wool Flannel
waists. new reds, blues, green's, olives
and rose. New French back. tucked
and stitched at sl.95. Mel Billed. =
Showers Of rain during Sunday
night and on Monday breaking the
long dry spell. -. p.
William Scherfius was called to
Oconomowec, Wis, on Sunday to
attend the funeral of relation.
The Ladies' Gordon hat at Miss
oAsTo1EA. =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11
By George AIDE

that the Family had a Contempt for
anyone who Picked at the Vittles and
Nibbled a little
The Stuffing was only one Item in
the Programme. They took him
Horseback Riding and he came back
feeling as if he had been sitting on
an Oit-StOve- Cousin Dave chased
him around through the Country to
look at the Stand of Corn and other
Crops Al didn't know the differences
between BuCkwheat and Red Glover
They climbed Barb-Wfre Fences and
tramped under the brOiling sun to
look at the Yearlings and Colts. Out
Of POliteneSs. Al simulated a keen In
terest but when he stopped in front
Of a broad. buxom Heifer and looked
at it critically, it was all a Bluff. He
didn't know whether the Animal was
an Early Rose or a Rambo.
He was taken around and Intro
dUced to everybody in Town and ev-
erybody wanted to know if Things was
lively in the City and he said they
was and then the Conversation would
lag.
After two days he began to Peel
from Sun-BuTn and he had a Heavy
Feeling right under the Pocket of his
Neglige Shirt.
The Climax Of Aunt Testers week
of Entertainment came with a Party.
When Man escapes from the Tur-
MOL of the Metropolis and wants alb
sOlute RepOse. nothing helps so much
as Party given especially in his
Honor. not
Aunt Hester wanted to prove to him
that they had plenty of Local Talent
in Pinksburg. So packed the ParlOr
and Felicia Fulgraves, who had tax
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11
PATRIOTISM AS. A VICE.

must be much more terrible and dan
gerous than they can imagine, since
ali the men of France lose the best
years of their youth in learning to kill
this eventual adversary. The
Breton peasant is ready to march
against the English whom he does not
know because he does not know them.
He has not the least amnesty against
the actual English people. the living
English people. who in times Of peace
come to Brittany
This patriotic hatred, based on pro-
found ignorance, is artidcially excited
and kept alive by all kinds Of eXpedi-
ents. Most important of these is the
instruction in history" as it is called,
which we received in our childhood.
Our school histories are filled with the
doings and crimes of TSGnarchs and
sristocrats, and the wars which they
brought about, and in which they We're
engaged.
An English boy. brought up in
America I was struck by the tone of
the histories used there in the schools.
Their great aim seemed to be to stamp
firmly on the plastic mind of the child
that England was the enemy" Brit
ish tyranny, British arrogance and in
science, British intrigue, British faith
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11

AUGH. and the world laughs with
YOU: CRY, and the laughs on
you" There is one department
in the education of the Anglo
Saxon which has been sadly neglected,
ans that IS the science, or art, of
laughter
A dictionary authority says that
laughter is an Involuntary movement
OF the muscles of the face, particularly
of the lips. or a peculiar expression of
the eyes, indicating merriment or sat
isfaction. and usually attended by a
s0nOrOuS explosion of air from the
lungs. This explanation is true so far
as it goes. but IL only explains the
outward expression of laughter, the
surface Indications produced by gaiety-
The physiological benefits Of laugh
ter cannot be overestimated. Tt shakes
up the diaphragm, sets the pulses beat
i-.g 20 a lively measure, stimulates the
blood eorpuscles, eulivens the brain
and sometimes produces dislOcatiOn of
the jaw. when INDUCED i'm too heartily
by man with a large mouth
Used with discretion laughter is as
inspiriting as a sea breeze, as refresh
ing as an August shower, Its moral eff
feet is beyond computation. Ut has
killed more ridiculous superstiti0ns by
IT'S r0llickiug rOars Of uubeIief than anv
other agency. What can he more de-
sisive than a laugh The man who
laughs never kills himself. That is tie
reason SO few lrisnmen commit suicide.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11
HE GOSPEL OF LAUGHTER By Ernest JarroId rn'as

The difficulty with all Of US, as edU-
CatiOnal factors, is that we have taken
ourselves too seriously, and cOnse-
quently become didactiC, and necessar-
lily wearisOme. Up to within a very re-
cent period il was deemed a kind Of
sacrilege to introduce laughter into the
pulpit. That is the reaSon why the
church deacon almost invariably goes
to sleep in his Pew, and his bald head
becomes a skating rink for agnOstic
flies.
In some situations laughter is as gra-
ciOus in its influence as tears. An in
stance is IT called of q man fated to
die of consumption at a sanitarium.
Did ne sit out on the piazza, querulous-
~ pouring the tale of his physical and
mental woes into the ears of every
other victim whom he metz Not a bit
of it. He wore the cap and bells of the
Jester in order that he might distract
the thoughts of his miserable cOmpan-
ions from the contemplation Of their
own sUfferings. A1ld his work was holy
Father Damian, on the plagUe-stTicken
island of MolOkai never attained a
higher altitude.
A famous agnOstiC, recently deceased,
has left an imperishable epitsph 10 his
memory in the words: Il uch with
deft finger, O musician, thy harp
strung with ApOllos golden Fairl But
know thar thy sweetest strains are
discords al. compared with childhood's
happy laughter
Theatrical managers have recognized
the desire on the part of the public to
laugh. The theatre which is devoted
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11

And John. who meanwhile has unbut-
toned the lower button Of his waistcoat,
takes the cigar from his lips and
makes what the dictionary calls "a So
nOrOus and interrupted explosion from
the lunSsl"
And peace reigns in the household.
That laugh has co-ked up all the family
jars and put the skeletons away IN the
closet. And John DuI5 his hand in
his pocket, and, TO his apparent sur
prise, finds several dollars there. He
knows, artful man. that they won't be
there in the morning, if his wife wakes
up first, and he asks her If she would
ike to go out for the evening. And
she. wanting to go anywhere her nus
band goes, even if her head be aching
fit to split, or her rheumatism-if John
had it. he would be in bed with two
doctors, and a lawyer to make his viii
replies: Yes" with a heavenly smile,
and runs away to dress like light
Ming" which. being Interpreted, means
anywhere from one hour to two hours
and a hale.
And where do they &C? To the gloomy
tragedy, where they get the blues? Or
the dreary concert. where the music IS
so severely classical that not one OF
the performers enunciates his words
for fear of injuring the vocal express
siOnI No. They 20 to BascOm & Bun
combe's auditorium, where they secure
a good seat for half q dollar, where the
orchestra plays rag-time airs, and
where the stage-setting changes every
few minutes; where there is 1ghtness,
mirth, jollity and laughter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11

Eessness. and finally British defeat
and humiliation, are the ideas ever
present to the mind and insisted upon
again and again. It is not too much
to say that the American boy grows
up a fervent hater Of England and the
English.
Talking the other day with an
American. from Philadelphia, he told
me of an Englishman who had settled
in that city a few years ago, and had
sent his little boy to a public school
The boy was soon filed with American
PATRIOTISM" and amazed his father
by the delight with which he said to
him one day on his return from school;
"Ah. dad. but we did give you a lick
ing in 1775i'
Again, the national songs of most
countries are inspired by hatred ana
defiance of neighboring nations. Take
our own national anthem. Following
on fulsome praise of the reigning
monarch. comes the following prayer;
20 Lord our God, arise.
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
ConfOund their politics.
Frustrate their knavish tricks.
On Thee our hopes we FIX,
God save us all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-11

shouldn't hep That's what he got her
for. But she only laughs. She knows
that he is hungry, and she is fully
other words an animal. But the hot
roast, the delicate salad and the stimu-
lating claret soon change him from a
coarse, unmannerly brute into some
semblance Of an intelligent being. Then
she springs her little joke. There may
really be no humor in it, but she has
laid the foundation for the joke to rest
on. About coffee time, wives, is the
Opportune minute She. says, smiling
like Hebe:
John. why is a goat nearly?"
Eth, what?" exClaims John. II don't
understand you Why is goat near
ly? Nearly what2"
why. that's what you are to tell.
That's the jokel"
Then she laughs at Johns discom-
future.
why is a goat nearly?' Really,
Nell. that's ridlculousi"
Yes, yes. I know All jokes are more
or less ridiculous. Do you give 1t up"
If John be discreet man, he doesn'
give it up right away. He knows the
answer all the time. He has heard 1t
at the minstrel show two weeks before,
but he is aware that Nell viii be dis
appointed if he answers IL. He hesitates
for a minute or two, gives two or three
idiotic replies, and then acknoWl lodges
his defeat. And Nell, proud of her
cheap victory, says triumphantly.
Because he IS all butt"