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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
HEADACHE DISTRESS.
Those That Suffer from Headache and
Can not Get well Take Cascarine.

Those That Suffer from Headache and
Can not Get we'll Take Cascarine.
Suffering men and women, why is
it that you go on day after day with
that horrible feeling in your head?
Why is itthat you will persist in taxi
ing headache powders and other in.
furious articles, which in time, in
stead of curing you, will ruin your
health and make you an invalid for
life? The cause of your headache and
depression is in your stomach and
bowels. They are out Of order and
need repairing. What you need is q
tonic which will stimulate the liver,
improve the appetite, dissolve inn,
purities from the body and purify
your blood. Every man and woman
who has headache should buy bottle
of Cascarine and follow the directions
on the bottle. In short time they
will notice decided improvement in
their health. They will feel better all
over; more ambitious, more vigorous
and considerably happier. Cascarine
is made from roots, barks, herbs,
plants and berries and is natures true
remedy. It is not a new thing nor q
wonderful thing, nor do the discover
ers claim anything remarkable for It'll
It is simple remedy for those who
suffer from constipation. billiousness,
headache and other similar diseases.
At your druggists, so cents per bottle.
Roa Bros. & Co, Manufacturers, Min
neapolis, Louisville and New York. III
We will send free to any address a
valuable booklet on diseases OF the
stomach, liver, kidneys and b,w
and one weeks sample treatment, for
10 cents in stamps to cover postage.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Diamond shaped AppIiuues.

Diamond shaped appliques make an
effective trimming this year, says a
fashion writer in the New York Times.
A wool gown of brown material has
such a trimming of brown velvet.
These are set in perpendicular rows at
wide intervals, flounce deep, on the
skirt and are Joined by rows of narrow
braid. More OF the lozenges of velvet
are on the waist, Stimulating a bolero
with the connecting links of braid, and
they finish the top Of the sleeves. +
Lets Him Ont.
Mrs. Nagger Oh, James, how awk-
ward! Mr.. Smith has come, aud now
we shall be 1Sat table.
Z Mr.. Nagger-What then7
Mrs. Nagger with shrielS)- Why.
one Of us win die before the year Is
outi
Mr.. Nagger (brutallyl Never mind.
I'm tough. Pick Me- Up.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
LIE euLLs.

Goft Is the sky in the mist hrtled east,
Light is abroad ON the sea.
AL Of the heaven with silver il Aeeced,
Holding the sunrise in fee.
Lo, with flask and uplifting Of wings
Down where the long ripples break,
Cometh a beyy Of glad hearted things;
'Ti5 morn, for the guils are awake.
SfWmberous calm on the ocean and shore
Comes with the turn Of the tide;
Never strong sweeping pinion may soar
Where the tame fishing boats ridel
Far and beyond in blue deserts Of sea,
Where the wild winds are at play,
There may the spirits Of sea birds be free;
'Tis noon; for the gulls are away.
Over the rim Of the sunset Is blown
Sea dusk Of purple and gold;
Speed now the wanderers back to their own.
Wings the most tireless mast fold.
Homeward together at twilight they tiock,
Sated with joys OF the deep,
Drowsily huddled on headland and rock:
lis night, for the gulIs are asleep.
II. n Montgomery IN CTiteHi,n,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Wanted IN Stevens Co.

Wanted to find housewife using
a Bucks Steel Range who is not
more than pleasedswith it, for infor-
nation please cali on Pearce g. Nc.
Donald, Morlis,ss ,ssMinn. who carry the
largest and most complete line OF
stoves and ranges wes. of the Cities.
Great stove sale Oct. %, % and 60
Come and see us.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Old, but Ready to Fight.

! James Farrell of Barboursville, w.
Va, who recently celebrated the one
hundred and fifth anniversary Of his
birth, served In the war of 1912 and
later was in Mexico under Jefferson
Davis. When the war between the
states broke out, he enlisted, although
no longer young man, and saw four
years Of service. He was probably the
oldest veteran to offer his services to
the government when the Spanish war
broke out.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Couldn't AFFORD to Lose.

Alfred G.. Vanderbilt was standing in
the corridor Of the Waldorf Astoria the
other day waiting for telephone con-
nection when ''bounder" came up to
him and said:
II say, Vanderbilt, have Jolly.
good tip on the second race at Morris
Park this afternoon. Don't you want
to make hazard with me to- get some
bookmaker's money!
81 can't afford it" replied the possess
or of forty or fifty millions. "I'm saw
Ing up to buy new automobile. and I
can't take any chances gambling"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
The Best Remedy For Dlarrhoea.

"Some years ago while at Martins.
burg, w. Va, I was taken with
cholera morbus, which was followed
by diarrhoea. The DOCTORS medicine
did me no good. was advised to
get bottle Of Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
which / did, and it cured me sound
and well."- A. morris, Embre O
vile, Pa. Sold ~ j, R. Krueger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
81 have the Order In NY Pocket"

ssI Have the Order In Ny Pocket
The above remark was made by Sir
, Thomas Brisbane in the West Indies
while serving as & young officer under
Sir Ralph Abercromby. Sir Thomas
at the time was marching up to take a
fort which was deemed impregnable
when he was met by a brother officer.
who declared that ''it cannot be taks
en-"
sit cam replied the gallant Sir
Thomas brisbane. II have tie order
insssly packe ct.
This was no idle boast. since he ana
his men, did take it. London Spectator,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Reliable and Gentle.

ga pills pill" says the saw. But
there are pills and pills. You want
a pill which is certain, thorough and
gentle. Mustn't grippe. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers fill the bill. Pure
ly vegetable. Do not force but assist
the bowels to act. Strengthen and
inVigorate. Small and easy to take.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02

The game at Ortonville Saturday
was unfortunate, although it did re-
suit in score of Ii 20 6 in favor of
Morris. During the course of the
game, the Morris boys we're not ac-
corded the treatment which they had
a right to expect from certain quar-
ters, and the result was that the
game was rot finished. The boys on
the Ortonyille team, however, did
everything to make the stay of the
Morris boys a pleasure. Regarding
the game itself, the principal feature
was fine goal from the field kicked
by Brown, and long run by Nc
Kensie for a touchdown.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
ForSaIe.

A good Guitar fer sale cheap.
This is snap, look it up. Apply at
this office.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
FarrnerS:

I am now in position to make farm
loans on very desirable terms. Call
and see me. 42s4t FRED E. SmrrH.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02

A game with Litchfeid will be
played at this place next Saturday.
Litchfeld has in former years
had very enviable reputation, but
it is said that it is not as formidable
as usual this year.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02

The Indian School team is con-
stantly improving, and on Wednes-
day succeeded in playing tie game
of eleven to eleven with the high
school team. In Mr.. Parkhurst, the
Indian boys have e. most excellent
instructor in the science of foot ball.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
ON THE
GRIDIRON

The Morris team will today play a
a team from Glenwood on the local
griditon. Everyone who possibly
can should attend the game and
lend the encouragement Of their
presence to the home boys. Nothing
is known as to how formidable the
Glenwood team is as it is not a school
team.
The lineup of the Morris and Glen
wood teams at the o.ame tndav will he
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-11-02
Bo,rr1.

TO Mr.. and Mrs. j. Thompson,
Oct. %, son.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
BRUTAL THIEVES.
Torture an Indiana Farmers RAM
lily Into Yielding Up $4,000
in Cash.

Cleveland, O. April ga special
to the Leader from Kendallville, Ind,
says: The home of John Andigo, an
Amish farmer, was entered Saturday
night by three men, who secured
$4,000, after burning the old mans
ears, nose and fingers with lighted
matches. A 19-year-old daughter OF
Andigo was insulted and when her
father refused to give up his money
as readily as demanded, she was
dragged down to the floor by her hair
by one of the robbers. The mother,
who had seen her husbands torture
and her daughters indignities, told
the robbers that if they would de-
sist she would give up the money.
She led the way to the cellar, where
in an old cupboard the savings of
years, $4,000, was handed over to
the robbers.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
BAN ON LAX DIVORCES.
Supreme Court Passes on the Validity
in One State of Decreea Grant,
cd in Other States.

Washington, April 16.-Hundreds
of divorces granted by the courts of
the Dakotas and other states where
there has been a similar }axness in
judicial matters have been declared
invalid by the supreme court OF the
United States. The Dakota DEGREES
are not the only ones that are upset
bv any means, for IN nearly every
state in the union DEGREES have been
granted to plaintiffs whose actual
legal places of residence were in other
states. In hundreds of other cases,
it is asserted, subsequent marriages
are invalid.
The court held practically that in
cases in which the decree is granted
in states where the husband and wife
have made their legal residence it is
valid in any part of the United
States, but that in other cases in
which there is no legal residence in
the state in which the decree is
granted they are invalid.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
DEFICIT IS LARGE.
Great Britain Has Had n Bad year
Financially ON Account OF
the BOer War.

London, April 19.-The new budget
was presented to the house of COM
mons Thursday afternoon by Sir Mi
chael Hicks-Beach, chancellor of the
exchequer. It is the most notable
presentation of British finances in the
history of the empire and is the one
topic of newspaper discussion in this
mornings papers. Briefly summarized
the budget speech shows that in the
last fiscal year Great Britain's ex-
penditures on account of the Boer war
were 100000, that that conflict
has added $275, 100000 to the national
bonded indebtedness, and that net
deficit of 1856, o35, 900 still remains to
be satisfied.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
SHOOT THEMSELVES.
Two officials Who Admitted the
WreckinE of n Bank at Van-
cOuvcr Commit Suicide.

Vancouver, Wash, April 22.-Charles
Brown and z. L. Candy, president and
cashier, respectively, of the First ma
tional bank of Vancouver, which was
closed Saturday by order of the comp
troller of the currency, committed
suicide two miles from this city by
shooting themselves with revolver.
Their bodies were found Sunday morn
ing lying together in small clumP
of bushes about one-half mile north
of the Columbia school, which is stu
ated on the outskirts of the town.
When Examiner Maxwell confront
ed the bank officials with the shortage
of $S1, 1000 which he had discovered,
both men admitted their guilt. 1t is
said that both Brown and Candy had
been specializing in stocks.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
WRECKS A BANK.
Lemars National Closed Because Of
the Peculations of Vice Pres1-
dent Ward.

Lemars, Ia, April 18.-The Lemars
national bank has closed it's doors
and Thomas F. Ward, vice president
and manager of the institution, has
fed, leaving a shortage estimated at
from $4,000 to $4,000. Ward left a
sick wife and baby boy a week old.
Mrs. Ward is kept in ignorance of her
husbands doings, for fear that the
shock might kill her.
The missing bank officer is supposed
to have gone to Canada, as he took
q train for the north. Speculation on
the Chicago board of trade is said to
have caused Wards downfall.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
A GLOOMY VIEW.
Sir Alfred Miner Says That the War
in south Africa Ia Far from
Being Ended.

London, April IA special dis
patch from Cape Town, under Tues
days date. says 40 Beers recently met
at Boshof and solemnly reelected Mr..
Steyn president of the Orange Free
State.
London, April is. - Recent dis
patches from Sir Alfred Miner and
other official correspondence made
public officially indicate that the war
in South Africa is as far as ever from
a conclusion. In fact, under date of
March 6, Sir Alfred declares that the
last half year has been n period OF
retrogression for the British. He adj
mits that the area of conflict is wider
than ever and that the consequent
destruction is more than ever appall-
ing.
London, April eo.-The Sun Friday
confirming the report that the peace
NEGOTIATIONS between Lord Kitchener
and the Boer generals have been re-
newed suggests that something is
likely to be effected during Sir Alfred
Miners absence. The paper also
SAYS the government is divided as to
who will fill Sir Alfred Miners place.
Mrs. Botha is again acting as go-be-
tween
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
SCRAPS OF INFORMATION.

The first English steel pens were
sold at 80 shillings each.
Gerogians are "Buzzards." from Q
state law protecting these birds.
New Zealand had last year 6,439
factories, with 4s.93s employees.
Sugar exists in the sap or leaves
of nearly 200 different kinds of trees.
The refining Of sugar was invented
in Antwerp, in the sixteenth CEN
fury.
Saul, the first king of Israel, was
said by the rabbis to be seven feet
high.
The silk-worm cocoon is from one
inch to 1H inches in length, and of q
bright yellow color.
Secretary Root has collected one OF
the best private libraries in military
history and science in the country.
The relief of the bread tax and the
taxation of the wealthier classes are
the chief features in the new Italian
policy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
VIII Spend Summer in Canton.

Washington, April 1s.-President
Mckinley is not contemplating pur-
chasing summer home in West
Washington in which to spend the
summer, as reported. After the New
England trip, which will follow on the
heels of the trip to the Pacific coast,
the president and Mrs. Mckinley will
go to Canton, and the major portion
of the heated season will be spent
quietly at home there.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Kills Husband and Self.

St. Paul, Mimi, April ia Mason
City (Ia.) special to the Dispatch says:
At midnight Mrs. II. 3. Tunure shot
and killed her husband and then shot
herself through the heart. The re.
volver was placed so near her cloth
ing that it caught fire and she was
badly burned before her children cN,
tinguished the flames. The husband
was shot twice. 1t was thought she
was insane.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
A Veteran of the Civil War, Tells an
Interesting Story.

Efingham, ILL.,, April % Especially
-Uriah S. Andrick is now 67 years Of
age. Mr.. Andrick served through the
whole of the Civil War. He was wound
ed, three times by ball, and twice by
bayonet.
When he entered the service of his
country in 1861, he was hale and
hearty, and weighed 1913 pounds. Since
the close of the war, however, Mr.. An
drick has had very bad health.
For fifteen years, he never lay down
in bed for over an hour at time. He
had acute Kidney Trouble, which grew
into Bright's Disease. His heart also,
troubled him very much.
On Oct. 18th, 1000, he was weighed,
and weighed only 102 pounds, being but
shadow of his former self. He COM
menced using Dodd's Kidney Pills on
the Goth of last December, and on Feb.
goth was again weighed, and weighed
JAG pounds. He says:
II have spent hundreds of dollars
and received no benefit, until on the
Goth of December last, I purchased one
box of Dodd's Kidney Pills. am
cured, and am free from any pain. I
have not the slightest trace of the
Bright's Disease, and can sleep we'll
all night. was considered hopeless
case by everybody, but to-day I am
well man, thanks to Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
"For the last sixteen years my wife
has been in misery with bearing down
pains, pains in the lower part of the
abdomen and other serious ailments.
When she saw what Dodd's Kidney
Pills were doing for me she COM
menced to use them. She now feels
like another woman, her pains have all
disappeared and her general health is
better than it has been for years.
'She is SO taken up with Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and what they have done for
us that she has gone to Mr.. Cornwclrs
Drug Store and bought them for some
of her friends for fear that if they
went themselves they might make a
mistake and get something else.'
There is something very convincing
in the honest simple story of this OLD
veteran and his wife.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are the only
Remedy that ever cured Bright's Dis
case, Diabetes or Dropsy. They never
fail.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26

At Naundorf in the Hunsruck near
the Rhine a Roman temple has been
found enclosed in q walled inclosurc
measuring 22O by 200 feet. The tenn
pie stands in the middle and is 60
feet by so. 1t contains more terra
Gotta objects than have been discov-
cred hitherto in Germany. They are
votive offerings, about a hundred be-
ing whole figures representing god
<,esses. Small bronze statuettes Of
Mars, Jupiter and Mercury have also
been found.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Hanged.

Meadville, Pa, April 17.-Frank Ma
ior. alias Daniel j. Kehoe, was
hanged in the county Jail yard at 2:o6
o'clock Tuesday afternoon. Death
resulted in six minutes from strangu-
lation. The condemned man met
death unf1inchingly and without maxi
ing any statement on the scaffold.
Ma ior's crime was the murder of
Chief of Police Daniel McGrath. of
Titusyille, Pa, on November II. 1899.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
The eleDhant's mouth is one of the

The elephants mouth is one of the
queerest sights in the whole of the
animal kingdom. It's size alone
makes it sufficiently remarkable, but
its construction is more remarkable,
even, than its size. 1t has no front
teeth, for elephants never eat flesh
nor any food which requires tearing
apart. They have only eight teeth
altogether, four huge, yellow molars
on each side, two above and two be-
low. These teeth are about two
inches thick and the width of u man S
hand
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Drops Dead.

Sandusky, o., April 19.-Gen. An
drew NJ. Anderson, commandment OF
the soldiers home here, dropped dead
Thursday morning from heart dis
case. Deceased was 60 years old and
served in the Fourth Ohio volunteer in
fantry throughout the war. In 1866 he
was appointed adjutant Of the home
and in 1899, upon the death of Gen
Manning Force, Anderson was ap
pointed commandant.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Receives the pallium.

Dubuque, Ia, April 1s.-In The pres
ence of princes and high priests of his
church. and before an audience that
occupied every foot of space in St
Raphaels cathedral and ovcrf1owed
into the surrounding streets, Arch.
bishop John J. Keane was Wednesday
invested with the pallium, the insignia
of the high position he occupies in the
Roman Catholic church.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
The Juice of the green pineapp'

The juice of the green pineapple,
says the London Globe, is accredited
in Java, the Philippines and through
out the East generally, with being
q blood poison of most deadly ma
ture. It is said to be the substance
with which the Malays poison their
kreeses and daggcrs, and to be also
the Finger nail" poison formerly in
use among aborigine Javanese wo'n-
en- almost universally. These worn-
en- cultivated a nail on each hand to
. long, sharp point, and the least
scratch from one of these was certain
death.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26

Germany is England's most active
commercial rival. This country comes
next. The value of British exports
In 1000 was about $1,5Oo,ooo,ooo, that
of Germany's output about $1,000"
100000. Neither country has any
breadstuffs to spare. With the excep-
ton of British coal and German beet
sugar, their exports are almost en-
tirely made up OF manufactured
woods. products of factories.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
THE RUSSIAN SUGAR CASE.
Dccfsion Rendered Sustaining Gov
ernmcnt's Right to Impose
CountervailinE Duty.

New York, April 2o.-The board OF
classification of the United States
general appraisers Friday announced
a decision in the Russian sugar case.
The board, by majority vote, holds
that the United States government
was justified in imposing a counter
vailing duty on Russian sugar. The
opinion was written by Judge Somer-
Vile, and General Appraiser Fischer
concurs with him. Col. Tichenor
writes a dissenting opinion.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Will he No Strike.

Pittsburgh, Pa, April 19.-Therc
will be no strike in the plants of the
American Steel company. The tron-
bic that broke out in the Devices
Wood plant in McKeesport last week.
and which for Il time threatened to
cause general strike Of all union
iron and steel workers in the coun-
try, has been settled in an amicable
manner.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26

Camels can not swim. They are
very buoyant, but ill balanced, and
their heads go under water. They
can. however, be taught to swim with
the aid of goat skins or jars fastened
under their nccks. During the Be-
luchistan expedition, in 1908, the
camels were lowered into the sea
from the ships, and their drivers
plunging overheard, clambered onto
the backs of their charges, causing
the animals heads to come up, and
thus assisted, they were successfully
Diloted ashore.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26

In Sweden mourning clothes ere
somewhat peculiar, according to our
way of thinking. For women, a long
veil is absolutely necessary, as are
also black dress and a Grape bonnet,
but jacket or mantle of any color
may be donned with these, and it is
by no means unusual for widow 10
wear the regulation weeds in con-
junction with a brilliant red jacket.
Men also will dress in black trousers
and hat, and a colored waistcoat, aud
possibly even 4 colored coat.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26

It must be quite pleasant to be in
carcerated in a French prison. The
Figaro publishes list of the good
things given to prisoners in the Fres-
mes Gaol. Last year the prisoners
consumed $4,000 litres of red wine,
10000 lilos of fillets of beef and legs
of mutton, 1900 kilos of jam, 400
lilos of caramels and other sweets, 10
say nothing of such dainties as maca-
roni, fruit, ham and whole cata-
logue of tasty cheeses with fancy
nnYnoo
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1901-04-26
Kills Wife and Self.

Chicago, April 10. Charles H
Sweeny, a wealthy cotton planter OF
Greenville, Ky, shot and killed his
wife, Sarah, and then shot himself
in the head, inflicting a wound from
which he died in ten minutes. The
tragedy was enacted at nine O'Clock
in the handsomely furnished apart
ments of w. L. Phillips in the Dubuque
flats, G6 Rush street, and was the re-
suit of his wife's coming to Chicago to
oht ain 4 divorce.