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The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10
F. C. DuersOn, druggist.

Even a good book is talked about
behind its back.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

Jones is the place if you want
to buy a Christmas present that
will last. 21 3t
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

&. W. Lynch, Winchester, Ind +,
writes II owe the life of my boy
to Foley's Honey and Tar He had
membranous Group, and the first
dose gave him relief. We contin-
ued its use and it soon brought him
out of danger"
T. c. nuersOn, druqaist.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

No, Maude, dear, the female
cashier who counts money is not
countess.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10
An Ordinance

Repedling an Ordinance og srhlch
The Offices IF Tax Collector and
Treasurer qfthe Cifg Of NJ. Ser.
Lng are consolidated.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

The smoke nuisance-the fellow
who borrows your cigars.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10
i;fjrcciut tru.

No man believes that he is fully
H,;DrccfuJrti.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

The laundrym man realizes the
irony of fate.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1901-12-10

Some fellows only idea of a
good time is to have headache
the next morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Learning Is a handy thing. but new
er yet was woman loved solely because
she was erudite.
A shallow lover ignores an save one
woman. The wise one. neverl de
might need a friend at Court some
day.
Punctualiiy Is one Of the pillars Of
the temple Of success.
Good luck Is cousin-German TO pluck.
and twin to endeav0r.
There never was a man who con.
quered adversely without becoming q
stronger and better fellow
You may despise yourself. but never
say So. unless you wish to have 9th
ers follow suit.
Debutantes. dollars. dinners and
dancing begin the social tournament
Mammals Mammon. The Man. and
Marriage cnds 1t.
A bad reputation Is a misfortune. 70
reputation IS calamity
The being who has never done a
foolish thing. has never done many
wise ones.-Philadelphia Record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Lately. in the City Of Mexico. 4
mammoth elephant was successfully
relieved Of an aching tooth The tooth
was twelve inches long. the diameter
az the root being no fewer than four
inches. After the swollen gum had
been thoroughly soaked with cocaine.
three-quarter-ineh auger was used 10
make a hole through a. TO bore
through solid ivory Is by no means an
easy task. and the veterinary sur
geons had 10 handle the Instruments
in turns.
Even then the work was suspended
every now and again. owing to the an
imai getting wrought up. On these
occasions further doses OF cocaine
were injected. and after a couple az
hours hard work a hole was success
fully drilled through the tooth A
brief rest was then taken before the
most important part Of the work be-
gan. This consisted IN running an
iron rod through the hole the ends Of
which protruded about four inches on
either side.
A rope an inch IN diameter. which
had been soaked IN tar was then tied
TO each end OF the bar and twisted
about the tooth in such a fashion that
1t could not slip. The preparations
were completed by running part Of the
rope through a pulley. carrying Il out
and attaching Il to the traces Of four
strong horses.
The dramatic moment came when I
the word was given TO the driver 10
whip up his horses Crack crack, 1
went the teamster's whip. and with a
long pull and a strong pull. accompan- /
led by plenteous believing. out came /
the troublesome tooth. r Cincinnati /
Enquirer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Nearly every mail brings 70 the edl
tor Of the Nature and Science Depart.
ment Of st. Nicholas several letters
and small packages from the boys and
girls who want 70 know the names and
most interesting facts OF something
they have recently discovered. There
are also many want to know" letters
not pertaining to identifying 0eci-
mems.
But even those are not an the IN.
quiries. Frequently the door-heil rings
and some ncighbor's boy or girl has a
want 70 know and specimen
Here IS a specimen FOR you. says "a.
ile JEANNE Whitaker. as she passes
over a bowl covered with saucer.
and adds: "Ne found ii on the out.
side Of our screen-doorr Carefully
lifting the saucer. / End a live walk
ing.stick insect. that reaches up % the
edge 0f the bowl ard locks 0uf. Re
mindlng rs 0f dog standing with fore
paws upon fence and looking ovcf
II IS a wellnamcd insect. for surely it
looks like a miniature walking stick
that has acquired ife and legs A
screen-door is an unusual place for Il.
the insect must har1 been on an ex.
ploring tour from fbe fields. While
young these insects are green. and
feed chiefly on grass OF the leaves 81
shrubs and small plants Later they
50 to the trees. preferring chiefly the
oak. and change their colo- 80 they
usually no longer look like the green
grass and branches Of small plants
bui Ike the small branches ~ the
trees. q ray OF brown. II is very dif-
dcult 70 see them. 50 close is The pro
tective resemblapce. but they may Be-
obtained in early summer by -swecn-
ing The grass and weeds with an g.
sect-net IN late summer or early au-
iumn. shake a branch of m oak over
2 sheet or inverted umbrella. rhcy are
70 entirely unlike au ether irsecls that
they win be recognized al once. even
~ boys and girls who see them for the
6nt time after reading this descrip.
ton while noi very plentiful usually.
q few may be found 10 a'most any
1eid or forest IS 8 little taref0i safcl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

" % hasA IS sis frcu r-rsrz fress
3 bose 1alseee S hE srrans re--ssf. [.
tt1cse state can letter rt-erzr. rss7
-t-- r-- FizEe cIresscrs rreat
As - l94 1s-A laEe 111 sarlr r-zr.
4l1re 81 HIS rracs rkas -ss-s - -.
And eztertz5rs the tsrwrzs ssr
~ r--r4 4Q42 @ l1El
11.s Eaa e reed frsm serrle hsnls.
-- -e 81 E1se- oF fazr 80 Ea
.-.z- g zilse.i. tlo1Eh not q Isrds.
ana z1Fl1g nctAi1F- sci hath au
er Henry Wottaa.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Two of the monster bears az ,he u
engaged 10 a fierce heht FOR scalps
few days ago. The animal aiiendan
were compelled 90 use bot irons 90 se'
aratc them. The bears fen out ore1
turkey that was ieft over from Thanl|
giving. Their keeper divided TIE
key ~half and half. "a hc ihau
One of the bears got d into biz b
that the other bear had n lifile
best o. lt and hosiil'iies began
monsters fairly shook she building
ciawed and gnashed their leei
fully ten minutes Bear syn
lying around the den promi,troa
The bear that was defeated was %.
TO the Zoo hospital On q streieher
iy damaged. The hospital g q very
teres.lng part Of the c.fablishma
and Is provided with al The neees
adjancis Tor the proper surgical nd
ment OF injured animals Railing
News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Emigration from Russia to siberia
has assumed proportions which a Few
years ago ncis)dy would have dreamed
81 a. future possibility The rec
ords for four years show that IN 1896
tho namber Of Russians who immi-
grated 70 Siberia was 203.000. It was
$500 IN 1897. 10000 in 1905 and
225o0o in 1899 No movement Of
population comparable TO this is known
e have occurred in the history of
mankind except the great wares Of
immigration which have rolled and
contnue 60 roll into the United states
q fhis rate shah continue the Rus
sian conquest Of the Wild east WIN be
accomplished almost as rapidly as was
the Ane.oCelfc anl Teutoni. con.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16
HUNoR oF THs DAY


kitty She isu't pretty hui Size
knows q good deal" Tom -naes shs
know She isn't pretiyf Sew YORK
World
Diner -Isu'f fhat rather smal
sieakT Waiter ~Yes. sir bli xonH
ind j; win take rou q saoi nhle Is
eat -TltBiis -
"No man s aneoes e fta,t."
csid Pat orlf* or nters.
lie tnows ihe iau.f jeI a's Own.
Al nos wan rF h's be ehtrt
Phisdartn Fe
Clent--Has a man q iegai dril s.
/ open his wlfe's lefteIs nttoiueF--
/ Certainly you have ale rrh4-lus
win Gle allow liT-Unssre Gase-
schafL
New York Is 90 have q home a.
aged literary mea.r rs thsi sos wei.
that's an right but ir s TIE yonae NJ
erary men who need free toarir-De-
troit Free Press
AIRS. Midway frirac.onsiyl Tia
late Mrs Mellow was crematcd. yoa.
know" Airs Stare sabsent.minds1
-"Oh' alb. yes: what did she wenrT-
Boston Transcript
They caught the shrewd desalissr-oh &
was a careless prank
But he came sneakine back AZ night 10
carry OF the bank
-Ch.caGo Record.
do you IKE your new co0kr' "Oh.
yes I haven't worn my siik cape hut
once since she came. huf, gracioil
I'm not going to bother Der about +
little thing Ike indianapolis
Journal
II seems 70 De che sign of friend
ship FOR one fellow 70 call another oH
man. why. yes; 80 it ls~ ~But
IT'S sign OF something qalie ihe op
poslte isn't ia. when one girl calls an.
other old woman
Mistress This water has Ques.
taste" Careful Servant t,rho has heanlI
much scientific eonversationl l-"lts 81
right. mum There amt i've germ
Il. mum. run q through the sausnr
cutter. New York Weekly.
Boarier (warmlyl--oh. I'm knf
ing to the tricks of your trade ~
you think I have lived ln hoardns
houses twenty years for tothing
Landlady lfriRldlyl-"I houldn'i le
az all surprised. London Fen.
Hcity-.I think Tom loves me wl.i.
an his heart Why. DE- actually threai
eued % shoot himself II aid not loo'
upon him with favor Bcrtha-.H00I
Ike Tom! That's what b. alway
says Funny isn't ltT'- Boston Tnn
script
Dr. Quizz fschool commiitecmanl
Young mani Have ron been 20 schof
io-dayw Boy proudly "Hully Gce
Wot q question: ID yer tlnk 4
desc two red squirrels and VI
hammer Ter standing at dc bead
me classf Well. hardly Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

An American woman has had the
courage to assert that her sisters have
unpleasant voices She Is undoubtedly
right in this though mere men have
seldom dared to say it, relates the
Providence Journal The climate can
not b. wholly responsible. Many
voices originally rough Or shrin have
been trained into harmony. The
trouble 6 that voice culture is shock
ingiy neglected 10 modern schemes Of
education Besides. the assertiveness
n The modern woman leads her %
speak too loudly The ~shricking SIS
ierhood' is a literal as well as dgur-
afire expression.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

a new Colonel Sellers In the West
proposes 70 cross Belgian hares with
the common jack rabbit OF the pralr-
les, and IN that way to provide an al.
most boundless supply Of food for
every hungev-strlcken American. No
four-legged creature Is more prolific
than the cottontall. IN fact. he is 80
excessively prolific that Victoria. New
South Wales and South australia
spent large sums OF money IN trying
70 exferminate him. The conjunction
q Belgian hares and jack rabbits
might ravage Western farms ID a way
that seYenyear locusis never ap.
preached.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

A project is on foot 10 erect a mon
ument near Mauch Chunk. Penn. 70
the memory OF Philip Ginter. who was
the accidental discoverer Of anthra-
cite coal 100 years ago The great
heaps Of coal waste that abound
through the anthracite region are per.
petual reminders Of Glnters dlscov.
cry. Few men. indeed. have been 50
extensively Insured against post-mor.
tenn forgetfulness
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16
THE cLuM caoUTcAY MAN.

Ills foofs always large and be heads si
ways small
And he can't aee the good IL tie vide
world AZ an;
10 need 70 vote,
30 need 10 quote
Any o'd thing that the editor wr3le,
call ~
The threatening dangers 81 maslal /.
downfall
H.s talk i ied boa and - htsri +. dsal
Hs believes that al truth Is oasnauihasa
tNoiold
b falsebool and cheat
And widespread deceit
That The promise ior good b some fsr-
vent ar heat,
Has vehement doubt lor ali lisi s feli
No man's resolution may ba eoaaies D.
hold
He questions religion. So doahu rsllie.
leFes that aa naiare a governed ~
cii0ues
That aii thinrs ARE wrong
Because He belong
To character weak aad isnr'ataa
Hes psaphe' Of harm. asa be alay,
predicts
That ihe nzhi always ieiss ~ i.s ~
that sticks
Wiffelress rill1 since lar Ire tr
uas tie world down ard n1 effort cn
Relieve happiness
From the weight n distress
And rescue TIE people thst eris 11rresss
Ne never Finds pay diri knsEs oa'y lard
ur
snth TIE way q the e'1m rrtaiftr n,n.
-u.nE.r A...
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

As an Indication Of the advance made
ID bridge building within the last de-
cade o. two It is only necessary to
cite the fact that on a Canadian rail-
way the other day an old wooden
bridge was replaced By a new steel
lattice girder structure Of l30 feet
span. with an interruption OF only for.
" minutes TO traffic.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Another scieutist-an Austrian this
time-has discovered an elixir ~ life.
set people keep % dying Just the same.
When The Life insurance companies BE-
gin reducing their premiums it win be
time % believe that the secret 0f pro
longing human existence has really
been reached or thar it s. 10 sight
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

-Braver men never lived. Is what
one who went through the siege Of Pc
kin Gays 81 the American marines
But from an the stories of that dread
ful time there seems % have been
plenty of courage displayed ID ali
quarters. The women faced death and
worse az boldly and uncomDlainingiy
as tie men.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

the hucket. Slowly BE- drew the thrOE
tie open. and the gigantic engines.
waking from their brief rest once
more sent tie drum dying round. Con
after coil q writhing cable was Wound
about iL One hand On The throttle
and ihe other On the reversing lerer.
Ten Ans watched the spinning drum
and the white MARKS On it that told
him when 70 stop As L. st0ol there
he felt the reversing lever shake and
trfmble. as If some one had touched
ir He had no time 10 think 81 this. for
in another second the hueket was
within one hundred feet of the surface.
He closed III farortie and pushed the
reversing lever
A Wild cry burst from his lips As
he pushed il. the bar shot back with
q rattiing crash. but The reversing gear
never moved. The engines would not
reverse Ia thar awful moment his
i presence q mind never left him. He
seized the brake bar and threw al lis
weight upon it The hand Of steel that
circled tie drum gripped tight But
what could that do 10 stop the mas
sive engines running at high speeds
He iammed il back and rushed from
the engine house.
As he did 50. the bucket shot up
from the shaft Two mea were ID f.
A cry burst from them as the bucket
without pause or stop. leaped up amid
the heavy timbers and sped swiftly
on toward the great sheave wheels.
Another Wild cry. and then an awful
crash as the bucket dashed against the
wheels. A human form wbiried ID
the air. struck against the timbers.
and plunged ont n sight down the
yawning blackness OF the shaft An
other form was clinging 10 the timbers
FAR aloft
who ls thatF called the engineer.
-Jlm Carroll answered the man
cline.ag 70 Tie timbers.
Who was Il that fell down tie
snaftT
"Old Murphy
Another awful cry broke the stiffness
OF the night Down from the shadow
Of the engine house Black Jake Aur-
ply came running
-WhoF be cried. and 10 words can
tell the fearful agony ID his voice.
"Who went down the shafty7
Your father Jake" said the en-
gineer.
With one bound Jake was at the
shafts mouth
Father be cried. ~fathefg But 1
the black pit gave no answer to his
frantic call With a wild cry be
turned Throwing his hands GsJft be
shook his clinched fist at Carroll. still
cllnging 20 the tlmbers. and with
fearful imprecation on bis lips feu
backward into the awful depth
The investigation that followed
showed that a connecting pin IN the
reversing gear had fallen out or been
II was beneath the floor on
which the engineer stood. and any
one could reach It unseen. II was
also shown by Jim CarrolIs testimony
hat old Murphy. the pump runner
who should not have left his post IN.
IN relieved. had insisted on coming uI
10 the surface with hlm.-Waverley
Magazine
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

When a fox Is hard pressed it often
loses its head before Is brush. Dur
ing run 81 the Glamorganshife
hounds which had q long. stern chase
over moOrland and heather 10 start
with, Reynard was az length brought
70 bay. Crossing a stream. De cleared
ihe wall of Cowbridge churchyard.
beaded down street and finally bolted
through a window Of the grammar
school. the hounds ID close pursuit
The pupils. amazed cid not stop to see
the end. which came soon: for the once
Willy fox was cornered in the seullery.
and paid with his life FOR his rashness
IN seeking the shelter Of a classroom.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

H1r hsrT = le trn za1 tzrE
Ihat eerVefA not augtleE Ml4s
Who's aE1r s hs 11lEsl
Ard simple trzth Ais utU1sy sEi
WAose rasslcns nat 81 masters are
Nh1se s11l : stll rrerars1 i1- 1aat-
Noi s-d into t1f w nlta tagz
Nr rg1E fame, - rIlra-e are4-4s
Wac err1es none thal change dgth 1
o. F1e W11 neTsE -llerstr11
HsE deerest sounls are xlren - rras
Nor rrlts g state. but E1les 6 ea91
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Among the many electric =
Is a small clock mounted on d -
box containing a storage battery
IN the top Of the box in front q
clock e tiny electric lamp ua'
switch handy whether the clos,
placed at nlghf on a stand hy De
side where if can be naacha
stretching out a hand. OF uhs'e
Is LETT Oh a mantci 8 turn &
switch throws q bright ilehi
face o. tie clock. whenever
sired g know TIE time TIE
battery coniains 4 esIri7 81
eaIcleut to iasl fcf uonfIs
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

A correspondent inquiries how fal
north the fg win mature ln the open
air. There seems no reason why the
fruit win not mature to an Indefinite
distance northwardly. II Is rather a
question Of the protection OF The trees
from injury Ia the winter. than Of rip
enine the fruit. The wood is usually
killed TO the ground north q the P0t0-
mac. but the branches are easily pro
tected IS bending down and covering
win Garth IS Is often done with rasp.
berries. roses and other things n is
very easily done. In the vicinity 81
Philadelphia trees bear pr0fuscly this
way. and are among the most salts
factory Of fruits in an amateurs gar
der. They bear several crops yeag
and can generally be had from the
trees st any time during the season
Nechan's Monthly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

The lecturer on occult science
ciasped her hands and leaned f0rwarl
on the stand in front Of her.
4 have endear0red.8 she said %
make this subject as plain as Is inher-
entity mysterious nature win permit
Before take my seat. however. I WIN
wait q moment 70 answer any quesl
fious you Iaay ike to ask iof The pur.
pose 81 clearing up whatever points
may sull seem obscure to you
n wish yeu could tell me. ma'am. "
asked a hollow-roiced. cadaverous
man. rising up in q distant corner OF
the hal 'why women kiss each oth
er.--Chicac0 Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

II two instances recently robbeu
have Beer foued because ~ their ina
biIty 70 blow safes open with dyna.
mite The safe-maker viii now have
. rest a while and eire the inventoi
u explosives q chaaca 70 catch -.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

One lttle girl had i've llllle dimes;
She had counted them oFer q good many
And again anl aga she had left her play
10 plan how to spend them lor Christmas
For -apa and mamma and baby boy
And grandpa and grandma would az clloy
Her little gifts As much as 8 score
OF other presents that cost FAR more.
Four of the dimes were dun and Cd
But one was shining and new. I'm told.
And once the little girl said 30 a friend.
This new one Is almost TOO pretty 10
spend
At last the Chnstmas shopping was done.
The dimes were spent. yes. every ones
And annette seemed the happIasf girl
alive
As she hurried home with her parcels I've.
she had q secret for her mother ear
bought 2 nice present i0r papa dear.
And for grandpa and grandma and baby,
too;
Bat ! spent the shinest dime rou.'
-Jessle T. Butf0n, Is S. icho'as
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

a London paper commenting % the
fact that upward 81 IW00 horses
lad persisted % the South African war
~ % date sees in this condition Of AZ.
fairs q potent reason for the success
% tie motor vehicle as a military ad
Fs4r~f
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

Chicago 70 Dawson City IN eight and
onehalf days 8 promise beid ont
for next SUMNER No estimate has
yef been made of the tine e may take
% get back.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

The tslk u making Andrew Carne-
gle president Of q golf club sounds
IKE a. effort 10 divert some 81 bis
surplus wealth from libraries into tie
avenues of sport
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-01-16

a Missouri farmer has gone int0 tho
lutiacfs of raising quail He says flse
birds ara moff easily hana'ei than
Daily camera., 1901-06-18
HOW DID DAISY DARE?

She Locks up the Jsws.s OF ths Tonsiss
and Says $50 Ths re-"
Justice Adams heard the troubles OF
the Modern Tonties today. Not all OF
them, Of course, for. while the Judge is a
good listener, i, would reqIire weeks Tor
him 10 hear all thes: brothers and Sis.
tiers have to say about each other. One
faction. represented by Oscar A. John
son, who was appointed secretary BY
President Min,s of Wichita, Kas., when
B. R. Klbler resigned in disgust. accuses
Miss Daisy Jones, daughter Of c. w.
ZONES, of stealing the badges Of the order
Miss Jones admits she has these emblems
in her possession. bu, says she took
charge OF them for fear the johnson
Mints faction would steal them. 1t was
a question OF who stole first. The word
is rather a severe one to use in this con.
nectlon. As matter Of fact. the factions
have been sparring for position ever
since the McClory exposure. There is
party loyal 10 Mints and his hermaphio'
dite insurance company and there is
another bent on exposing the inside
history OF the organic ,,ion.
Miss Jones father belongs to the latter
class. He helped to organize the affair
here and evidently feels that he owes 1t
TO the membership to show how unstable
is the insurance they carry. He advised
his daughter, who is or was marshal OF
the chapter here. to hold onto the badges
Former President John a. Weber
testified that be gave her the same ad
vice. She is young, was official custodian
and has kept these outward evidences Of
an inward faith.
And the People OF the state Of Colo
RADIO, through Deputy District Attorney
Nc cGinnis. attempted 10 show this young
lady to be thief, instead Of permitting
the Tonties. modern and otherwise, to
try out their own differences in the civil
courts, by replevin or otherwise. Mr.
Wolff, OF Esteb & Wolff. appeared Tor
the fair defendant. Deputy Everything
Mints was there and DR.. McClory circu'
lated among the sistern. Justice Adams
refused Mr. VOLTS request to have the
lodge goat introduced as exhibit A"
and an attempt to show that 4-lr-4& is
the password was ruled out. However.
the case was not without its humorous
episodes.