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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-10-30
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parts OF the sermon were so affecting
that handkerchieis were in evidence
an over the room.
Rev. Sankedote, an Indian minister
preached an interesting sermon at the
I Christian church al 3 o'clock IN the
afternoon. His remarks were well
chosen and effectively delivered.
The immcne interest in the confer
cnce continues unabated. Every church
IN the city was crowded Suriay morn
ing. by the people anxious - hear the
conference preachers. The Indications
are that the conference vail adjourn
Monday night. but it may h-id a day
longer.
The sermon at the Presbyterian
church Sunday morning, by Rev. l)r.
Godbv. Of Little Rock, Ark. was sim-
DIV immense. The doctor Is the editor
I'd the Arkansas Mcthodiss anc IS uni
versally recognized as one q the lead
ing Methodist preachers. HIS sermon
Of Sunday morning was quite up TO
his usual high standard.
il may have been inferred from the
.port Of Fridays proceedings, pub
a. he'd in these columns, that Rev. NJ.
Cox failed to pass an approved
e,,r .ination. but such is not the case.
The I. cts are simply this: The exam
;,st;o, committee FIRST reported that
D.. - x had failed to pass, but the,
discovere d later that they had mace a
mietake IN their man and that the re.
nort made OF Rev. Cox was intesided
IN another man. They then asked
~ rc~ors Iteration OF the case and
nsssed Rev Cox. as stated IN the
5re,;ous reporf The report was abso-
intelv corree. aut is is possible that
\, erroneous dcrCnce was drawn
rom /, and this explanation IS made
IN instiee to Rev. Cox. who passed an
excellent examinai ION
The services for Sunday evening
were held as annou need in these re-
no... "a yesterday. An the churches
were presided over BY Methodiss
preachers. and the po 'ulace turned os'
en mace. filling the hurches to theii
fun capacity and the sermons were
good entertaining. eduy'ng ana m
49,.
me devotional scry ices MONDAY
morning were conducted by ker. Dr
Codbv ~ Li.tle Rock. Ark. and the
conference was called to order by bssh-
opfKev The minutes Of che previous
meeting were read by tn. secretary
corrected and approved
The tw .nticfh question was taken UP
4Arc an the preachers bl ameiess !.
heir lives and official administrations
NJ b. Hill 81 Sahsaw reported ane
was pass cd.
j. Il yick q poteau made good re-
port and was passed
N. Sureis was passed.
C. w. Damon made satisfactory re-
port q nd was passed.
c. Al. Coppedgc reported tire eono,'
ion ol Spaldine Institute as much bet
Ter than ever before-2o students eH'
ron ed and nine members Of the faculty
I'll Lovett and L. NJ. Carter. Key
p urtc ]. n. Godfrey. T. J. M1nuis
s. c. Mayberry. were not present, nu
we're passed.
ia. Trickey reported and passed
/ a. Sherwood Of Durant made a.
excellent report
]. B. Hall was passed.
u. n. Hickman, not present wa
passed
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-10-30

8 pounds good roasted coffee
81 90 at "The Texas Store. f"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-10-30

The FINAL session OF the s6th annual
conference Of the NJ. e. church South
for Oklahoma and the Indian Terrific
ry was called to order Monday evening
at 7:30. The opening services were
conducted BY Rev. c. +. Roberts Of
El Reno.
The minutes Of the afternoon session
were read By Assistant Secretary Por-
ter and approved.
Rev Butler. who has been secretary
81 the conference for fourteen years,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-10-30

Last but not least any MEANS the well known Old Reliable Hamilton
Brown Boots and Shoes every guaranteed and not right will
give you pair
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
TO oUTWIT THE JANIToR.
Flat DweIIers Fear of Ogre Has De
velopsd New Industry.

F1at-DweIIers Fear of Ogre Has De-
veloped New Industry.
"All right" said the locksmith, who
keeps a little shop in Amsterdam ave-
nue. and does odd jobs of no great i'm
portance In themselves for the resi-
dents of the neighborhood, "all right,
sir, can fix this key to suit you, 1
think"
"You see," he explained to visitor,
according to the New York Herald,
when the customer had retired, "he
wants me to give him a janitor-proof
key, and I'm just the boy to do it. l
guess you don't know what a janitor-
proof key is. because l know you live
In house. If you lived In fat you'd
know.
"When man moves into new apart
ment-that is, an apartment that is new
to him-the first thing he begins to
worry about is the key proposition I'll
take my oath that New York people are
the most suspicious set of citizens that
ever saw in all my life. Why, they
don't trust their relatives. After the
man of the fat gets his string of two or
three keys from the janitor he begins
to let his suspicion loose.
"He thinks, of course that the janitor
is predatory by nature. Maybe he is
right, but | believe the law holds all
persons innocent until they are proved
guilty, and 1t would be a pretty hard
thing to do to prove janitor guilty.
Anyway, the man Of the fiat gets ner-
vous. He has received so many keys.
What is to prevent the janltor from
having kept a duplicate key of the
apartment? Nothing at all. 1t would
be the easiest thing in the world for the
janitor to hold out, turning over all the
keys but one and making use of that
to enter the fiat whenever he saw a
good opportunity in the absence of the
family.
"That's the way the householder fig
ures the case out to himself. Then he
comes around to some locksmith In the
neighborhood and gives one excuse
after another to account for his wish
to have the lock changed on his front
door. It doesn't make any difference
to locksmith what the reason is, so
long as he gets paid for the work he
does, but the 'fatters' seem to think It
necessary to spin him fairy yarn.
Anyway, the matter ends by the lock-
smith going around to the fat, taking a
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
The Rntl nr ,hn Tnwn.


There was nothing about him to indi.
cate the crank. He was neatly but
not fashionably dressed. and his good.
natured cOuntenance was Of corpulent
order, says the New York Mall and Ex-
press. He glanced reaectively out of
the rear window Of Third avenue car
at the tall buildings along Park Row
and Broadway. and for moment look.
ed serious.
TOO much weight" he said to fell
low passenger beside him, noddlng his
head in the direction Of the buildings,
Too much weight entirely. People
don't seem TO realize that the lower
portion OF this city Is only a crust OF
rock. with water Of great depth be,
meath it They keep putting up build.
ing after building OF great height and
weight, and some day there's going to
be the greatest catastrophe OF the ages,
The whole blooming lower part OF the
city. or good portion OF II. will cave
in under the enormous strain put upon
1t by these sky~scrapers, and the loss
of life and property will be incalcula.
Bile.
"Just think OF the weight that crust
has to sustain. Millions OF tons Of iron
arriving here every year to be used for
girders and rafters. Millions Of tons
OF brick and mortar are used In con,
structing the buildings. to say nothing
of the marble. granite and other kinds
of stone. and all piled upon that frall
crust of rock. which must give way
some day under the strain.
Then. there's the bridge. too. II
can't last forever. Some day 1t is go.
ing to break down under the additional
strain put upon 1t by the trolley and
steam cars now running to Brooklyn.
Imagine the scene at a rush hour some
night; trolley cars on both sides laden
with people: the promenade crowded
and trucks in steady stream. Sud
denly one of the cables gives way. The
other. unable to stand the strain alone.
also parts, and people, cars and trucks
are dumped into the river like shovel
of coal into a bucket. Oh, it's bound
to come. tell you"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

equint at tha lock. marking q place
where he can cut on q trltie Of the iron
50 that the key that belongs to Il won't
work. and then altering the key 80 that
II win az the revised lock.
"For this the charge Is very slight.
There Is only a few minutes work TO
the job. and locksmith hasn't the
heart TO make an overcharEe. you know.
Now. this Is much cheaper than having
the old lock taken OF and a new one
put on, for then new keys would have
TO be made, and good keys cost consld-
erable. yo0 know. by simply scrapIng
a piece on the lock at certain point
ana scraping corresponding piece or
the key, the .iatter' gets practically a
new protection. and the janitor doesn't
stand a chance OF paying him visit
without ringing the bell and being regu.
larly admitted"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
why ninah Went

Not long ago lieutenant In the navy
was ordered away on a three years
cruise. The order had been dreaded fol
weeks, and when 1t came the young
wife, who was TO be left In Brooklyn
fiat with baby and a colored servant
was In despair.
She controlled her sorrow very we'll
however, until the actual moment oil
parting came, and then she wept al
though her heart would break, says the
New York Herald. The cruiser was tC
leave the navy yard early next morn
ing, and the lieutenant had gone to re
port for duty.
In the midst Of her lamentations the
young wife heard smiling and sob
bing in the dlningroom, and upon
glanclng through the door she saw
Dinah, the coIored maid, rocking hel
body to and fro In chair and weeping
violently.
"Why, D-D-Dinah, what's the m-mat
terY' cried the mistress. you seem tc
t-t-take Mr.. Blanks departure as much
to heart as do"
"'Deed l doesn't, Mis- Blank deed
doesn'tw sobbed Dinah What an
bodderin' dis chile am the fac dat q
culled gemman friend O. mine an
gwine sail hisse'f on dat same ole
cruisahw
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

The Duke OF Cornwall Is deyotedly
loved In loyal Bermuda. where as a
growing boy he once passed happy
winter. One of his favorite comrades
there was little girl whose great.
grandfather had fought side by side
with Wolfe upon the Plains of Abra-
ham. She used to push her little rock,
ing-chair close beside that Of the prince,
aud lab0riously time her small rockers
with those Of his larger chair.
I'VE rock together. Prince Georgle." /"
she used to chatter. always together" /"
thrusting difference of rank into that
limbo reserved for sophisticated adults.
Another favorite of the prince was a
young American girl who discovered
him in the admiraPs hallway one day,
tugging at his gloves.
Il hate 10 wear them," he admitted,
as he looked at her bare hands; only
| promised grandmother that would" :"
A letter from Queen Victoria gave the
royal boy much pleasure, but on being
asked If he would sell 1t for two pounds,
he eagerly accepted the offer. Where
upon he answered the letter with com
mendable promptness, urging his dear
grandmother please to write again."
Tie death of his older brother, some
years later, and the recent death of the
queen materially changed the career
of the youth to whom the American
girl said you, and he said you to me. :"
On his return from the tour of the Brit
ish colonies he will receive the honored
title of the Prince of Wales. with its
pregnant motto. "Ich dien"-I serve.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
Duke of NorfoIk's Clothes.

The Duke of NorfoIk's Indifference
to the niceties Of dress has led to many
mistakes, which. as man of humor,
he always enjoys. During his long term
of service on the London County Coun-
ell he was often mistaken for a labor
member, one reason being because he
always sat on the same group of seats
as the labor men. Not so long ago he
put some sovereigns In the plate at the
door ON leaving the Roman Catholic
Church off Llncoln's-inn-felds The
doorkeeper, feeling that the plainly
dressed man must have made mis-
take, hurried after him to explain. The
departing visitor smiled quietly as he
replied: "We'll let the mistake paus
this time. London Chronicle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
What s. S. s. Does
for Children

Children constantly exposed to all sorts Of dis
eases The air they breathe is filled with germs sewer
gas and dust from the filthy streets inhaled into the
lungs and taken into the blood At the crowded school
rooms and other public places they in contact
almost daily with others recovering from in the first
stages of contagious diseases You can't quarantine
against the balance of the world and the best you can
do is to keep their blood in good condition. and thus
prevent or at least mitigate the disease. You have
perhaps learned from observation experience that
healthy, robust children (and this means, of course
children whose blood is pure not nearly liable
contract diseases peculiar to them and when they do it
is generally in mild form. On the other hand weak
emaciated and sckly to catch every disease
that comes along This is because their blood is lack
ing IN all the elements necessary to sustain and build
up the body Poisons of every description accumulate
n the system because the polluted and sluggish blood
Is unable to perform its proper functions
Such children need blood purifier and tonic to give
strength and vitality to their blood and S. S. ST. being
purely vegetable remedy makes it the safest and best
the delicate constitutions of children S. S. S. is not only
perfect blood medicine but is preeminenty the tonic
Tor chdren it increases their appettes and strengthens
the digestion and assimilation of food II your child
rem have any hereditary acquired faint in their blood
give them S. S. s. and write to physicians for any
information advice wanted this will cost you noth-
ing and will start the little weaklings on the road to
recovery. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co.. ATLANTA. "a.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
| STARTLING STORY
TOLD BY A KANSAS CIT
NEWS AGENT.
In an Interview he Relates How He Ae.
eampllshed what Many 0thsss
Have Failed to DO.

Jack Williams, OF No. A0l Della
ware street, says the Kansas City,
Mo-, Journal, is well known az en- en-.
terprising news agent and a thorough
ly reliable man. He had been sus-
ierer from kidney trouble and endured
much pain from il until recently,
when he tried DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People and with such
success that within short time he
was entirely and permanently cured.
To reporter he said;
''For two years l had pains in the
back constantly, causing me serious
Inconvenience. But | did not at.
tempt to do anything for my COM
plant until the lattor part OF last
winter, when | saw an advertisement
Of DIR. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People and decided to see what
they would do Tor me. was relieved
within one week after / began taking
them; the pains disappeared and so
complete was the cure that | have
not found it necessary To take further
treatment nor have been troubled
at all by the disease since. =
Kidney complaint is an insiduous
disease. First come almost unnoticed
pains in the back and some slight I'M
convenience. Tho pains grow gradu-
ally worse and the Inconvenience
greater till finally, ii not given medi.
cal treatment, the person suffers awful
torture and becomes unfit to follow
his ordinary occupation, Blood pois-
-oning sets in, the constitution in
wrecked and death often results,
Mr.. William stock the one uniailing
remedy and was readily cured within
few weeks. His statement was
sworn to before Lionel Noise, no.
tary public, and the facts above will
bear the most searching investigation.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People will not only effect cure in
cases similar to the one above, but,
acting directly upon the blood and
nerves. are an unfailing specific for
such diseases as locomotor ataxia, par
tial paralysis, ST. Vitus' dance, sci
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, after effects OF the grip,
palpitation OF the heart, pale and sal,
low compilations and all forms OF
weakness either in male or female.
At all druggists or direct from DR..
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y. Price so cents per box; six
boxes, $3.50.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
III. Mean Kind.

1T appears II was the gift OF seven
cigars that revealed the hiding place
OF Aguinaldo, ("
Il smoked one Of tho sort tho other
night.
What sortfn
''The sort that is mean enough to
make man hetray his grandmother, 7
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
THE BAKERS DOZEN.
ThirteeR Reasons Explaining Popularity Of
the "ARchor" Clamp.

the "ARchor" Clamp.
A great deal is heard now about the
''anchor" fences that have sprung
into wide popularity of late. 1t is
claimed that they are the cheapest
and most durable fences on earth,
hence their general adoption. Mi
mute inquiry into details OF construc-
tiOn reveals the fact that "anchor'
clamps hold (rivet tightl the large
wires of which the fence is made, thus
making the fence five times as strong
and durable as any other fence on the
market.
The manufacturers, The Portland
Anchor Fence Co., 742 Eicolai street,
Portland, Or, give a full baker
dozen reasons why the "anchor"
clamp is so efficient:
l. 1t is made OF the best hoop steel,
therefore is strong and durable.
2. 1t is simple; can be applied by
any one.
8. 1t does what other ties pretend
to do-makes an immovable anchor.
4. It prevents loose and sagging
wires.
5. 1t keeps fence always in repair.
8. 1t prevents injury to stock.
7. 1t makes a fence that stock can
not break down.
8. 1t can be used on smooth OF
barbed wire.
8. 1t can be used for making new
or repairing old fences.
10. It is the only tie yet devised by
which a fence can be made in any
manner desired, or repaired without
rebuilding.
IL. 1t makes the BEST and most
durable fence on the market.
IL. IT IS CHEAP.
13. Merit alone can stand the test
of time.
The company will send you an
illustrated book on the subject free, if
you write to them.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
a Matter d Expsn.e.

doctor, what is the matter with
me2n
"You need about three months
rest from business--that is all.
"Three months restl That will
cost me 5000, The other doctor
said needed an operation for apend.
icitis. That would cost only 800.
think IN let him operate.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

Experiments in France have proved con-
vincing, and the French believe they are
certain 70 play role of much importance
in modern warfare. Il is odd to note the
different uses 10 which nature and science
are put. On the battlefield they fight for
the destruction of life. while throughout
the country, Hostetterss Stomach Bitters
fights 70 preserve il. For fifty years the
Bitters has been curing dyspepsia, indiges-
tien constipation and btliousness. 1t will
also prevent malaria, fever and ague.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
loxle

Johnny, your hair is wet. You've
been in swimming again.
81 fell in, ma. !"
Nonsense; your clothes are per
fectly dry"
"Yes'm. knew'd you didn't
want me to wet 'em, SO took 'em of
before / fell in"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

First Sharper (at Pan-American ex-
position)-I hope you got the last dol
lar out of that galoot from Hacken-
sack, n. ]. He came to the exposi-
tion because the papers say it's lib
eral education.
Second Sharper (complacently)-
Well, I guess I gave his education the
finishing touches. +"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
MAKING the Best of II.

Mrs. Flatbush--I call it rather cool
in those burglars leaving their card
after making clean sweep of every
thing we own.
Flatbush-Yes; but my dear, we
now know who to go to if we ever
want to have any expert burglarizing
done.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
aRehhlAs e.l..s

Towno-For goodness sake, what are
you so cranky abouts
Browne-oh, asked my wife TO
sew a button on my coat.
Towne--And wouldn't she do itg
Browne-Yes; but I've just discov-
cred that the button she sewod on my
coat was cut from my vest.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

"You say he died soldiers death.
What was the fatal wound?"
1T isn't known. The investiagt-
ing committee hasn't decided whether
it was due to the tobacco or to hot
irons.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

In the very dry atmospheres the
durability Of wood is almost incred-
ible. Pieces OF wood, wooden caskets
and wooden articles have been with
drawn from Egyptian catacomhs Of
an antiquity 1000 or 1900 years
antedating the Christian era.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

Marie-They'll II never be married.
Grace-Why not?
Marie-Well, she won't marry him
until he pays his debts, and he can t
pay his debts until he marries her.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
Started Her SONG.

Mrs. Brown (at Mrs. Smiths tea
party)-0h, dear, that dreadful Miss
Smith is singing again. wonder
what started her.
Tommy Brown tagged seventh
dropped a penny down her back when
she wasn't looking.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
How n lianpsned.

silas--How did you ever como to
let that buneo man take you inS
Hiram. We'll, kinder suspected
him At fust, but he said nobody q
ever know was from the county an
| though a ieller that didn't know
that much couldn't be dangerous.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

Learn to take pictures. The "a. B.
G. Of Photography" tells you how to
do it. The best book on photography
ever written. Your dealer can get it
for you. Camera Craft, $50 Sutter
street, San Francisco, Cal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

The Millionaire-Yes, your high
ness, / intend to settle ten millions
on my daughter the day she is mar
ried.
The Duke--Just give me months
option on that and TN consider it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
YsN lRelY.

McJigger-There is q rumor that
China is secretly raising another army
by CONSUMPTION.
Thingumbob--Ahl I suppose the
open door is responsible for this
draft.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

Al MenIo Park, San Matco County. CAL, with
ita heautifel, suFranndines perfect climate,
careful supervision, thorough instruction.
complete laboratories, and gymnasium eAssiy
schools Tor boys on the Pacific Coast Ira q,
uuiu, Pa, D., Principal
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
Appreciation.

she-I like some of your articles
very much.
He-0h, I'm so glad Which was
the part you liked specially?
She-Well, l liked the quotation
from Balzac.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
Got the Result ANYHOW.

Doctor--Well, my little man, you re
quite we'll again. How did you take
the pills, in water or with cake?
Bobby--I used them in my blow
gun.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
Rough on Both.

Algy-Gladys, | fear | cannot love
YOU as / should.
laays--Why, what's the reason?
Algy-Because | must confess ! for
got to shave today.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

Josiah is in terrible qaandary. =
.'What now"
''IIe doesn't know whether he gave
the canary the bird seed or whether
he gave it the flower seed and planted
the bird seed.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01

''senator, . she asked, 'do you be-
lieve in the survival OF the iittestY"
"'I do he replied--"as long "a
the iittest has the patronage 10 dis.
tribute. .
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
She Knsw Him.

"All is lost save honor, telephoned
the defeated candidate TO his wife al
2 a. M.
well, you'll have TO walk home,
then, she answered, ''for that won't
do you any good on the owl cars. =
And then nothing but the low, hoarst
bnzzing of the telephone wires answer.
ed her.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-01
hi, VI,w a h,

MoJigger--I thought your wife was
economical.
Thingumhob--Such ignorance! My
dear man, no woman Is ever eeonom-
ieal. She Is either extravagant or
stingy.