Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-06-19
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quart?-lonkers Statesman. -
The Woman-Doctor l have an aw-
fully tired feeling. The Doctor-Ahi
Let me see your tongue.-Brooklyn
Life.
Have you heard the story of the
onionT asked Wattles of Pettigrew.
"NoY Well, don't breathe 1t to a SOUL"
cleveland Spectator.
Little Edith Parkville-Ma Mrs.
Parkville-W What's the matter? Little
Edith Parkville-Charlie is lying on
the sofa and he's got his head on one
of the pillows Brooklyn Eagle.
Not for His Health: Hubbubs-Why
are you moving from your suburban
home? Subbubs-l am all run down.
Malaria? Subbubs-No; gos-
sipy neighbors.-Philadelphia Record.
How to Dine Well: He was hungry
and in funds. waiter, here's dollar.
Now suggest good dinner for me.
| Waiter Qn serious whsper)-Go to
some other restaurant, sir.-Philadel-
phia Times.
| mo. won't give you piece of my
apple snapped his sister. "And who
was It," the boy inquired, reproach-
fully, that spoiled the plano so you
didn't have to practice for week?"-
Philadelphia Times.
| Willie (crylng)- g)-Mamma-boo- hoo!-s
Joe hit me with great big brick. Boo
hoo! Mamma--And what did you do
to him. dear? Willie-I hit him gently
with that same little brick he threw ut
me.-Harper's Bazaar.
Bobbs-Old Tittewadd Is about dead
from insomnia. Says he Ia afraid to
go to sleep. Dobbs-Does he fear burg
lars? Bobbs-No but the last time he
slept he dreamed of giving away his
money. Baltimore American.
First Long Island Hen-Wha a stu
dious young rooster Mr.. Plymouth
Is, always burning the midnight oil.
Second Long Island Hen-Well 1t Is
hereditary with him. You know his
mother was kerosene Incubator.
II didn't know Bragg was a pub
Usher" "A publisher? Who told you
he WASP" HE did. He said he was
"a dissemlnator of light literature
Huh! He's a bill clerk in the employ
of the gas ompany."-Philadelph
Press.
Little 4-year-old Harry had been
whipped by his father for telling
falsehood, and he ran to his mother for
consolation. when l was your age
never told a falsehood," said his moth
er. when did you begin, mammaw
asked Harry, -Tit-Bits
what is the use of a mans getting
into a crowd and yelling, as he does at
a baseball gamer "Great heavens"
to do 1t in crowd. If he were to go
away by himself and yell In that man
; ner they would have him in lunatic
asylum in less than a week. Wash
. ington Star.
Tess1He's awful handsome, don't
you think? Jess-Handsome Is that
handsome does. He had the imperti-
nence last night to tell me that he was
going to kiss me the first chance he
got, and = Tess-Weren't you indg-
/ null, tuOuEul ltSp-l onOuld LIZ
didn't keep his promise.-Philadelph
: Press.
, Disadvantage of Strange Surround
ings: Mrs. Bingo-You are perfectly
welcome to another piece of cake, VIII
lie. but ! am afraid it will make you
sick. Your mother told me particular
illy to give you but one piece. Willie
Simpson-That's all very well, but
, don't know where the pantry is here
Leslie's Weekly.
II would give you my seat, sir" said
, the fair young girl to the pale man who
. was hanging to a strap in the street
, car 'but Pm very tired. l have sat
, through matinee performance Of Ran
!, TEN, the actor" "Never mind, madam"
said the pale man, taking fresh grip
, on the strap. 81 am Rantem, the
:. actor Baltimore American.
t Lacked Reciprocity: 81 haven't much
use for Blithersley," said the proud pa
K pa "Why," asked the proud mamma.
II listened to him for an hour to-day
4 while he told me about what his baby
y had said, or tried to say, and just as l
was about to tell him about ours he
left me, saying he had to catch a
d train."-Baltimore American.
t Early Rising: Pat" said the man
ager to one of his workmen, you
must be an early riser. | always find
+ you at work the irst thing in the morn
ing" "Indade. and OF am, sir. It's a
t family trait, Oi'm thinking" 'Then
a your father Is an early riser, too?"
: ''Me father, is 1t? He roises that early
b that If. he went to bed a little later
h he'd meet himself getting up in;'the
t. mornin'."'-Tit Bias. ~. .ss..S
After the Supreme Court. Decision;
Excited Man (at long distance tele-
/ phone)-1 want to talk to Fargo, N. D.!
Voice (at central station)- have
to wait a few minutes. Lines busy.
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