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lame property; HarrIe, Roarse E, a, 70 same,

Same property; Harriet Roarke ct al 70 Same,
"a part, 3 50, mtge $1,000. ..,....... 800
WEST SIDE,
Wsn OF F6th az. bsiloesn Fourtcerth ana i,0A as.
S7th st, $ ., s93 9th av, 2sxi0o.5: Msgda-
lena SchuSsler " Charles Esslg, 5000,
mtge si0.5O0. 5O0...,..........,.,.....,
SSth St, n 5. 6is W sin av, 81 81 1908; James
X Langdon and Ano, indlv % Helen
Byrne, SlOD. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 20 ,00
sSd st. Ii0 ". IS lOxsp . Prrclval IL Whit
takrt 70 Patrick Gallagher IS 81. mtge
s7i6 st. n $. 525 columbus ay: 7SxiOo.s;
Daniel E Seybel 10 William Taylor,
fss2S. mtgs S2O.OO0. OO0.,..,.......,..,.... 10
HARLEM
Mdahandn Island. north OF iiOih ST.
ibsth st. 5Ss ". eSxog II, jacob salomon
" Max Hendler. 1857, ntge siy OOO. 80, 2s,0O,
hlth 81, =, los e PARK Rv. 3S.IXi0Oil;
lin st, s. 1855 e Park hy, 33.l lDOl
Aaron JanpOle and ano 10 Moses Pier. Z.
mont. rssl2, mtgr 2),SuO.....,....... 10
12yh 81 :, ESQ 7tA lv, 25AUU.ll; Louis
leSe 10 julia Gtut@. r 81, mtgr s. CUO... 10
i4sd ST. n s. 900 " TN av, 2aKUg /. l43d
ST. 5. 800 " IN Av, 2jNO8 IL, David B
Lyman as receiver 10 Psrclyal II WHIT
hkCr, RS 5000. ......-..........-. 1880
same property Perdyal II Whitaker
10 Jphn (ulc, I = hSll.................... 10
blh ~, SIS, " Amsiefdnm Av, b1Hi00, Eliza.
bcIh l. Gardner 10 kesOlvld Gardner. rs
n2d 81. IS, III Lexington ay, iesx07
Snaiies W Pinckney elalt to Ella Guthrie,
aAl Nlhit
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9uSpNc s ruaScts.

WANTFD--Tu meet r.st r'ps, ur1u0trr Ad-
dross B, boN 81 sun upoN "i3r', '.G. Br0atway
WANTED TO Wtst f,t ra's business man
disenga"rd Address c., luN 'tr sun Up'OWu q
nee. 1893 BfoaGwa"
$4,000 FURNISHES h1N Interest IN New York
manufacturing conc m with orders anrad yearly IN,
cpne $4,000 90 s2Dur1 guaranteed money needed
n Increase plant 'pidlcuiAgs NAll'lLE, S9l 5th ay
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Arrived-SArURD, w. MAY 4
SIS EtruriA, Mckay, Liverpool. Aprl II
SIS Batavia Megln, lmhIrg. Apr.i 81
Ss Lyell David Son, Gibraltar April H.
SIS Rsvensdae, % Couuci. pfpgreSo, April 20
SIS Hermann, Ohe'irh ppi lr Prince. Apnl IS
IS Pretortl Mckenzie. Bermudt, May ?.
SIS jamestown. Iapiey. NpUulA, May
SIS Baron lnnrTdale, Bridges. Baltimore May
SIS Comanche, Pennington. Jacksonville. May l,
Ship The Hlghhcids DunEam. Calcutta. Jan 10
Bark Union. AhnOnson, PernRmbucO March 3
Bark Charles LOring. Bl2tcaford, Charleston,
April "a
Bark Bowman b. Law. G GulSon. W estport. Psb %,
ARRIVED OuT.
SIS umbris, from New York. at Queenstown.
SIS printessn Victoria Luse, from New YORK. at
Cherbourg
IS Alsr. from New York at Gibraltar
SAILED FROM FOREIGN PORTS
s. Deutschland. from Cherbourg for New York
SIS la Lorraine. from Havre lot New York
SIS 81 Louis, from Southampton. for New York
SIS Pcnnland, from Antwerp, FOR New York
IS Campana, from Liverpool. Tor New YORK
Sfsg,r ssrst..
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ST. NICHOLAS Az, AND I50ih ST

outlet dfve o' Central Park Inl feet wide Six rr.
tan' nOuss indiana blue stone, swell front Ip ~
uhr. hardwood. cabinet Trim two baths wired ior
ngtuhK ana burglar alarms. ccdat closets SC hest
value fot price on Heights
AT y SACRIFICE.
- T nS man present cost W build. two blocks from
HNPlD TRANSIT STATION: three block, from
slaneCt u station: 30 minutes N Post once. cent
n nie, 20 pei cent on mortgage Ndeslred e D. TREAT
o"nei' on premises, or 24i West 21d d q
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One and Two Family houses,

htesI ImpTOytmruN, SbiUU 10 EIOUU, v M. V.INt
minutes walk Of sth av 81. station a. IJjth p,
high ground Tefned surroundings. upper no1rs
rented, which carries house Apply ou premises.
opsn Slnd4ys
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Business Ghanfti.
GROVE & holland
General Promoters and Reliable
Business Brokers,
ia w. 40th ST., cor. Broadway.

Capitalists, manufactured merchants and busi-
ness men generally are invited TO call Partners
procured, capital obtained, patents and businesses
sold. stocks and bonds negUtiattd. country CORE
spondence solicited. Our connections cover the en-
uie niled States Propositions from foreign coun-
tltS given careful attention. Telephone, 3OOl 36th
sheet
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$50. 600 90 10 $500 600 90" CAPITAL wanted;
great opportunities FOR Investment. manufacturing
concerns close corporations and various lucrative
Investments
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500 FIFTH Av.
Borough OF BrOnX-Sale or Rent.
BUILDING PLOTS
Two and Three Family Houses.

trick and stone; ~ ished Easements. BOOK mpld
Transit station; minutes eey I'd :, ton. steam
heat, hot watcr supply hardwood tim; deep lbs.
MACY ESTATE, Prospect. cor ashi glon ave-
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81 00O PURCHASES ninety room hotel; unincum-
hercd thousands employed IN neigh borhood, I'm
menSc restaurant trade long lease given rent 81 800.
RON J.. & NOIAND.
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$50. o0O" PURCHASES Broadway billiard par
Tor: prolu $50 daily long lease grand opportunity:
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-s24 ooo" ESTABLISHED storage and express
business with property. with horses, wagons. &c.
GROVE d holland
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- ooo," HARDWARE, ESTABLISHED 1890;
stock inventories $4,000, long lease, low rental
owner retiring wealthy InGu're
GROVE Il holland.
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Sl0. oor BUYS patented carriage washing ma
chine: used IN nnest stables IN city. Investigate.
CRDNE q NDI.AND.
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cnAs GmFPlTH NOSES BRO 1860 Am''er'
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ATTENTIoN-MONEY TALKSl


sIt5U--NU- !, wv INO IUIS- .rr m"
transit tN"f' southern boulevard an3 r.a
man 81 uH". N.H'H"t
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-B.cop BUYS Livery and Boarding Stable; splsnp
did stock 65 boaTdrrs. long lease.
GROW f. s holland.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

Old and a little shaky on his pins he ap-
peared at the tent now pitched up on Grand
River avenue and audibly wondered II hey
would let him in.
What would We let you In for?" was the
Quff reply. Don't block the way. now"
"All right. but that makes me think Of
one time we was shoutin' down In New
Orleans. The reg'lar man was sick. 80 l
was on the door with orders to hustle and
make up soon's the jam Stacked up eos
the boss canvassman could han'le the
crowd. A great big colored nanny wad-
died in and began goin' through her pock-
cts scarchin' for n ticket. Don't block the
way. now says i. in Just them words.
Somebody done rob me- she shouted.
I bot a ticket ober dar in dat red wagon.
shoe and Use gw;ne inter dis heah cu'cust.'
/ tried to shove her aside. but II was like
pushing on a stone wall. The police could
not get in for the crowd and II was a sure
enough blockade. Well. sir. We had to give
nanny a front seat. furnish her with
peanuts to feed the elephant and promise
her q ticket for the afterpiece before she
would stir. Your remark recalled it,"
Did. hey? Broken down member Of the
rerfesh, are you? Clown"
YES. and acerbat. But tho telegrap's
put me out. Before they was in I could
everybody would yell. But when they got
to putin them In the papers and they had
all been read in a town afore ! got 'here.
l was done for"
Go OF in. old man. and have all the fun
you ar All of us Is passin' away. as the
poet says. and I'll be lookin' for a pass
some day. Drop round any time"
When the smiling veteran was leaving
tho door tender pointed him out TO . po-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30
lit: II believe In embracing

Miss Dewitt: II believe in embracing
opportunities"
Mfr. Funnyman: Then why don't yor
embrace me-"
Miss Dewitt: Il don't call you an op
portunity - opportunities don't stand
around waiting to be embraced"
At ar." hs said to the people near i'm.
TIL try again"
Give me No. A.e0. paeasas
The line II busy; ring or
How do you"
The line II busy: ring or"
We'll. try them again, and"
The line Il busy: ring off,"
There was never q change IN the tona
never q word morn or less, and the man
from New York saw in MS minds eye how
mo mpertinent youngster sat repeating
sentence.
another attempt to reach his friend.
A woman's voice answered and asked the
regulation question:. and In a few seconds
the rasping voice wal heard again. The
line is busy: ring or"
Say! are you sure there to-
The line Is busy: ring or"
Then the New Yorker hung up the 70
cefver, and when he gained the ear of the
central ONCE again he asked: Can that coy
say anything besides The line is busy; ring
Yes. II its fixed right. That's the graph
ophone by which We save work. What
number?"-New York Tribune
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30
The Bern

Hls parents proudly looked At him
when he In childhood lay.
And marveled At his strength Of Jaw,
And wondered at the way
His brow projected DER his eyes.
N clasped each others hands,
And said: ITS plain enough that he
Was born to give commando"
He rides down through the streets to-day.
n oft he lifts his hand
And fercely Jerks the rope above
His head and gives command.
He cries. Move up in fronti'' and when
Forgetful women dare
TO loiter on the step he yells:
Come. now. DO lively therer"
Chicago Record-Herald
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

The nva1ia From st. Louis
His home was in st. Louis. and he had
Travelled to Coney Island. because . physi'
clan had told him hat sea baths wors
necessary to restore his health.
Don't 60 into the surf at first. but Throw
Q pail Of the sea water over yourself tW1cs
q day for a week. in order to get accus
toned TO IT," advised the physician
Having secured quarters at the hotel ne
purchased q bucket, marched down to tn<
beach, accosted the life guard and said:
Can I have q pail Of waterT
The sea was high or the beach. ana the
gcard Rad only to take a step forward 10
scoop up a pailful. The St. Louis man
asked the price of II. and the guard. alive
TO the opportunity. said the regular price
was 25 cents Q pail.
Later in the day the st. Louis man went
after another pail Of water. The sea had
recedcd. and the visitor from the West
roted that fact Immediately. As the guard
walked hack with the pail OF water the ST.
Louis man, looking up and down the beach
where the surf had been breaking only q
few hours before. raised his hands above
his head and said fervently:
What a business! What . business.
Mail and Express.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

Love II Not Blind.
Love II not blind but sees through all dis
guise.
And that is why we hear from day to day
OF odd engagements causing such surprise,
And weddings passing strange in every
way.
What can she see in him. the critics say:
Low is not blind. but sees through all
IT'S those who cannot use his Roentgen ray
At whom Love laughs and leaves them TO
surmise
I ind In you hat all true lovers prize;
You find in me all I was meant to be-:
Love 10 not blind. but sees through all dis
guise.
And nnds the cha, m-compatibility.
And 30 when comes the day that we are
wed.
Wen smile at those who think themselves
more wise.
And live to prove the truth Of what we've
Love is not blind. but sees through all
Good Housekeeping.
bright saySngs Of the Little Ones.
Hostess: And does your mother allow you
to have two pieces of pie when you are at
home. wnlie!"
Willie (who had asked for the second
piece): NO ma'am."
Hostess: well. do you think she would
like you to have two pieces hereg"
Willie Confidently: "Oh. she wouldn't
care. This isn't her pie. you know"
Dolly II a firm believer in the allwise and
allseeking power OF her Creator. but she Is
also a most devoted mother to a family of
six bisQue and kid and waxen babies. On
Sunday morning nurse came home from
church and found Dolly busily pressing cut
a dolls dress with a toy ~iatiron. Nurse
fixed her charge with q stern. reproving eye.
This Is Sunday" she eaid-just as II Dolly
didn't know the dullest day Of the seven.
You should not labor on the Lords Day
Dolly lifted a pink face and smiled sereneiy.
God knows this little iron isn't hot" she
said.
One Of the first things to attract the at
tention Of Baby Clarence was grandma's
hatrack. made Of a pair Of deer horns. Ore
afternoon. when he was three years old. his
papa took him to Captain G.'s park. When
mamma on their return he exclaimed:
And. Oh. mamma! I saw . deer. and he
had . hatrack on his headr"
Mabef's mother was showing her . brood
Of chickens Matched In an incubator. "They
are poor little orphans" said the mother.
An 70 that the orphan asylum" asked
Mabel. pointing In wonder At the incubator.
A little girl went out to play one day IN
the fresh. new snow. and when she came in
she said: Mamma. I couldn't help praying
when l was out At play" What did you
pray for. my dear!" 81 prayed the cnow
prayer. mamma. that I heard in Sunday
school," The snow prayer! What do you
mean Nff1e AnASp sT mean thu hoo rffff,l
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

VIZ WIN UOO6
Tho boy who lives next door
Has freckles on his face
His ears arc red and hang
Away out into space,
And when I hear . dog h-yf
And sec II nee in terror. I
Can quickly guess the cause
IT'S merely that one moro
Poor little victim knows
A boy resides next doort
He has no teeth in front,
His hands are cracked and brown
Twice he has nearly burned
Our summer kitchen down!
He calls to people. Hey! Watch outss
And when they jump he whoops about
1 used to think II God
Would take him from below
Up to the sky. I'd try
To bravely bear the blowi
TIL little child whose love
Is all TO me. one day
Was stricken suddenly
When I was far away
The boy who lives next door forgot
To yell around. but ran and BROUGHT
The doctor to tho bed.
And when I came. at last.
ehrank from me with a look
OF pity as I passed!
The boy who lives next door
Brought I'm his tops and gun,
And pocketsfui Of trash
To please our little one:
He played beside my dariing's bed,
Turned artwheels and stood on his head.
And God was good to me
Let's wait awhile before
We utterly condemn
The boy who lives next door,
Youths Companion.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

They're busy-In call you" That IS the
exasperating sentence usually heard on the
telephone when one is in a great hurry to
get the person at the other end Of the
line. The mar who uses the telephone often
knows that the phrase I'll call you means
n~othing-that It 10 never used seriously
and after waiting a few minutes he calls
again. Sometimes the message comes back.
Still busy" or Busy yet" or "Busy-rl
call you and occasionally the operator de-
lights the man in the booth by saying.
There they are!"
They have a different method in Boston.
as a New Yorker discovered a few days ago.
He called up n business house and was
told. The line is busy: ring on" II was a
sharp. rasping voice, and the New Yorker
connected it at once with a small cigarette
smoking boy. II dom believe they're busy
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

He DieA "Gane."
4 hunter In the woods Of Maine
Thought that he saw q bear
And blaxed away! The old guide fell
Upon the greensward therei
Then IN despair the hunter knelt:
what message would you namer'
The victim smiled: lust tell my folks
That Jim. the scout. died camel"
70 indianapolis Sun.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

SeAoe 81 SGCUrttys
Hahd times II over when de sun Is shinin'
bright
An you doesn' have to min dc price Of
coal.
When de trees II dressed up purity an all
bowin' 30 polite
Dat you couldn't hep but smile to save
yoh souli
You rambles froo do clover
An you listens to . n
Hahd times Is over
When de summer comes along.
Oh. de fish is In de river. Jes' a-pinin' to DO
caught.
An II de bread all happens to be gone.
It doesn' make much din unce even II II
can't be bought.
Oars always white folks you kin pend
upon.
So. dom you worry. honey.
II you's feelin' good and strong,
Oar ain no need o. money
When de summe comes along.
Washington Star.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

This, on q colored brother who was hap
tiled recently:
Bre'r johnson rome under de water.
Whilst Satan stan In doubt:
'Bn Satan cry.
Whilst he fx ter Ay:
Pears LAX do IRE II outf"
Atlanta Constitution.
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from the
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knees. your nose turns up at the end
eyes rather on the squint. voice like a.
Wretch. You wouldn't dare do that"
she screamed.
Il certainly win. and the description win
go In all the newspapers"
They elarcd at each other . moment IN
silence. Then II was plain TO be seen that
she had changed her mind.-Washington
Star.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

INC TOOb ne0lmeos
Let Us 70 and find the heathen; let u take
him by the hand:
Let US take his evil from him: let Us also
take his land:
Let us break It to him gently that IT'S
wrong to be so nude.
And inculcate proper notions Of the style
as it's pursued.
Let us show him all the giories Of the white
mans kingdom come:
And. by way OF Introduction. sell him lots
OF white mans rum
Let us seek our heather brother IN be-
nighted lands afar.
And impress him with the wrongness Of his
habits as they are:
Let us guide him slowly. surely. till he's
nobly civilized.
And has banished all his foibles, all his
fancies. so despised:
Let us show him how he's destined to 20
forward with a jump.
Lest our grand. resistless progress take him
'midship with a bump.
Let us teach him that the boio and the dag
ger are not right
When the seven-shooter follows up Its
barking with a bite:
Let us bring to him the gospel Of the shirt
and full dress suit.
And the glad and glorious tidings Of the
proper shoe or boot:
Let us lift the poor old heather from the
bog wherein he sticks.
And explain to him the beauties Of the
game of politics.
Thus we'll labor with the pagan till 10
understands our ways
And will ponder with a shudder on his old
unhappy days.
We will stock his lana with clothing. We
will dot II with golf links.
And he'll hail the architecture OF the homo
of fancy drinks:
And we'll get the glory for it-for the good
that we will do
All the grand. impressive sloryNand VOL
get his money. too.
Baltimore American.
Protecting the telegraph Wires.
1t Is stated that when the electric tele-
graph was introduced into Chile strategy
was resorted to in order to guard the poles
and wires against damage on the part Of
the natives. and to maintain the connection
between the strongholds on the frontier.
There were at the time between forty and
fifty captive indian in the Chilean camp.
General Pinto. in command Of the opera
lions. called them together. and. pointing to
the telegraph wires. said:
do you see these wiresT
Eyes, General"
II want you to remember not to so near
or touch them, for II you do your hands
will be held. and you will be unable to get
away"
The Indians smiled incredulousiy. Then
the General mad them each in succession
take hold Of the wire At both ends Of an
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

An Indignant Working farmer returned to
q horse dealers about an hour after pur-
chasing q horse.
Look here. sir!" he exclaimed. IT don't
want this horse you sold me-. He SHES. I
can't get him to cross the bridge"
That's the reason I sold him." said the
dealer. calmly. why did you come to me
for the horser
Il saw your advertisement in the paper"
Il thought so. I gave my reason for SELL
ing him"
Yes: TO be sold. you stated. for no other
reason than that the owner wanted to 20
out of town."
We'll. IL you can get out of town with
him.. said the dealer. 1T will be more than
I can do."-Answers.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

electric battery IN full operation. after
which ne exclaimed:
II command you TO let 20 OF the wire!'
II can't. My hands are benumbed.' cried
zach Indian.
The battery was then stopped. Not long
after the General restored them to liberty.
giving them strict instructions to keep the
secret. This had the desired effect. for. as
might be expected. the experience was re-
lated in the s~trictest confidence to every
man in the tribe. and the telegraph re-
manned unmolested.-The Electrical World
and Engineer.
Fsn From Tid-Bits.
Actor: when I am acting I forget every
thing about me. I see nothing but my role.
The public disappears entirely"
Friend: Il don't wonder at that"
Mrs Baldwin: THAT husband Of mine Is
a most careless man. I expect he'll lose hts
head some Of these days"
Mrs. Bum: Il see he's lost HI next thing
to this hair"
Lawyer: "And 50 you kissed her on the
doorstep. did your"
Witness: mo. sir: II was In the vicinity
Of the left eyebrow"
He: "Yes. she 10 living under IN assumed
name"
She: "Horriblei What II IT."
He: THE one she assumed Immediately
after her husband married her."
Irate Parent: Tell that young eoftleigh
that he must cease his visits here. I for
bid him the house"
Daughter: But. papa. he doesn't want
the house. It's me that he's after"
My DEAR" said the repentant husband
to his wife. 'rf I have ever used any un-
kind words TO you. ! take them back"
mo. you won't. I know you: you want
to use them all over again." she replied.
EXtPeWe Case.
Young Mr.. Dingle tells mo that he Is
extremely fond of the poetry Of Sir Walter
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

"Ah. you are far away" he wrote.
'Th lays are long and dark and sad.
And nothing that I see or hear
Possesses charms to make me glad
why don't you get q Job" she wrote.
And go to work like other men?
Your liver and the world might get
En- rapport with each other then"
Detroit Free Press.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

Last nigh. my little son was sent
Unkissed to bed. with angry eyes
m lips that pouted willful-wise:
This was his mothers punishment
A gentler woman does not live,
But yet she tarried to forgive.
The childish fault. the passionate deed.
They must be checked: so in IN. gloom
He stumbled to his little room:
He was too proud to weep or plead.
saw his mothers eyes grow dim,
In tender yearning following him.
But in the silence when he slept
Undried the tears laid on his cheek.
The little face seemed very meek.
How piteously. p~erchance. he wept
Before he took to Sunderland
The grief he could not understand
Then tende-ly his mother smoothed
The fair tossed hair back from his brow.
And kissed the lips so passive now.
But woke him not. since he was sootheJ.
And there beside his little bed
She knelt and prayed awhile instead.
Ahi so. dear God. when at the last
We lie with closed and tear-stained eyes.
And lips too dumb for prayers or signs.
Sorry and punished for the past.
Surely Thou wilt forgive and bless.
Being pitiful for our distress?
The Boston Gazette.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

II isn't the fall OF the lonesome rain
Down the dim and desolate day
That makes the heart and lips complain
I say IL isn't the fall o. the rain:
1t il only that you're away!
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-06-30

Scott" remarked wlntsrgrsn - 49,
hook.
Yes. I know: but ~ carries his f6aAnnD
too far" replied the latter.
IN way?"
well. he's q chicken fancisr. - DesAauD
you know"
"well?'
And he has named his best egg produsoR
The Last Minstrel"
Queer name for . hen"
Il Should a~rticuiate! But that's Dml1n
exactly. Give his hen that name % til
every morning before breakfast"-Pittap
burg Commercial Gazette.
Aa-ery Answered.
L
II . pair Of red lips were turned up to -
With no one to say hat I shouldn't,
Would I pray for endurance to let them
alone?
Wen. wouldn't III swear nat I
couldn't
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A Scottish minister who was indefatirahtn
In looking up his folk one day called ups
a parishioner. Richard" he said, IT hao
na seen ye at she kirk for some time, an0
wad like to know the reason" well. sir.s
answered Richard. 81 hae three decifo1
objections to goin'. Firstly. I danna b.
lieve in being whaur We does a the taIkiufs
secondly. l dinna believe in ST muckle SIM
in. IN thirdly. an In conclusion, 'twoo
there I got my wife."-Albany Argus,