The Iola register., 1901-08-23
KANSAS CLIPS AND CONN ENTS

in the kisses she gives.
Olin Castle:is out on the road maxi
ing dates for the Eldorado band.
Among the places where it will not
play is Lansing.
Newspaper men who cannot refer to
fires without limiting at fire bugs"
should apply to the Columbus Courier. i
"Them words" go there.
The Marion Record advises girls |
who are fond of dancing to waltz |
around the kitchen everyday with the |
broom while their mothers rest.
The Enquirer prints picture OF the
Arkansas river near Arkansas City
with water in it, 1t should have been
run in the 30 years ago column.
Anthony boasts the champion pick
pocket. A billiard hall man hid $40
ina pool table pocket over night and
a thief picked the tables pocket.
When the depot burned at Hoising-
ton preacher worked himself to
white heat saving a barrel, only to
learn later that it was full of whisky.
a Chanute preacher and a Chanute
Racket man are chasing about the hills
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like politics, makes strange bed fell
lows.
1t pays to be carnival queen. Abb
lene's carnival queen has just married
Il Topeka druggist, and Topeka drug
gists are much sought after by Topek-
ans.
Business is said to be most thriving
up in Lyon county for Il man who
trades Sl.39 per dozen watches to farm
ers for their old time pieces and 81 to
boot.
Ed Wheeler, besides his other crops,
raised and marketed 30. 600 quarts of
strawberries and estimates his apple
crop AT 1000 barrels on his farm near
Jefferson.
\ Woman in Black who walks Eu-
reka's streets at night has caused wild
excitement. And any woman IN black
would look funny in a net waist crowd,
II be sure.
Richard Hartshorn has disappeared
from his home near Pittsburg and his
relatives fear he took a sniff at his
last name and is lying unconscious
somewhere.
NtuAA pItltA BlIlS III NllC w tNluOlt
band are about to start on tour of
the east. And no wise youth will ever
invite one of them to share his seat on
another tour.
Two Eureka men discovered quite a
low of gas in well they were digging.
The roar of the well was drowned by
the howl of delight when the townfolk
heard the news.
Even the weeds are held in higher
esteem this year, when grass is scarce
and wheat straw looks delicious. Mr..
Porter of Council Grove married Miss
. Weed last week.
In one of the very last issues of the
Atchison Champion, which bucked the
Globe for several months. occurs this
editorial; THE rarest thing on earth
, common sense"
That mean Neodesha man who stole
the collection through IA church win
dow is now engaged in milking a
neighbours COW each morning before
the neighbor milks.
A parrot in an Ottawa store that is
, accustomed to screaming: "Hello,
Who's there? Who's there? scared
burglars away who had entered the
store the other night.
The Leavenworth Chronicle has been
sued for so, 600 damages for calling a
man "blacksheep and blackmailer. y
He ought TO knock off al least fifty
cents for the ALTERATION.
An idea of the way real estate is
moving at Emporia is gained by news
that doctor hitched his horse to an
agents suspenders, while the latter
was conversing on the street.
Here are two belated drouth kicks:
A Madison farmer lost a litter of pigs
in an earth crack; Winfield mans
umbrella fired from the sun and burn
, ed up without his knowledge.
The Times says love-sick youth of
! Galena called at drug store and ask
. ed for Glove powders. " He was given
some sugar of milk and departed to
plan n way TO feed it to his idol.
AT the time of the Quantrell raid
there was a firm named Eldridge &
Ford doing business in Lawrence.
Their sign still shows upon the street
their building being the only one left.
= The Galena Times has been sued for
$40, 600 damages because it said man
= received stolen goods. The Times
! says it is shy about four dollars and
; asks delinquent subscribers to hustle
l their money in.
People who believe immersion is the
= sine qua non will shudder at the te-
merity of Galena's waterworks super
, intendent who stopped baptizing
party at the water supply pond. He
has fifteen souls charged to his name,
! not counting his own.
Ewing Herbert, who recently quit
printing the Daily Champion at Atchi-
son, gave column interview to u
Kansas City paper Sunday in which
, his dyspepsia got the better of his dis
cretion and he blamed the State for
about everything thinkable.
Two Chanute girls who ran away
. from home wrote back from Ottawa to
their mothers that they were weary of
humdrum home life and were seeking
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