New-York tribune., 1901-06-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Miss Gertrude Sullivan Is teaching the smallest
school in Lake County ILL., 1t is located at Ere
mont Centre. and has attendance OF one pupil
Ordinarily there is attendance or thirty 10 Iory
scholars hut they have dropped out to work on the
farms until only one girl is left. Miss Sullivan was
hired for the fun year and so draws her usual
salary and holds school hour and half
day for the lone pupils benefit
Custorner-That last butter was rather strong.
Dealer-Shouldn't wonder II was from a union union
dairy. In union there is strength, you KNOW
(Boston Transcript.
Some of the tenures in England very curious
\ farm near Broadhouse, In Yorkshire, pays an
nually to the landlord a SNOWFALL in midsummer
and red at Christmas The manor of FOs-
ton is held by a rental of two arrows and loaf
of bread An estate in the North of England is
held by the exhibition before court every seven
years of a certain owned by the family; an
other in Suffolk. by annual rental of two white
doves.
How 1t Iooks-The soprano stood od up and sang
She pulled the tremoo stop, and the erect
was about follows: .oo-o-.-.-e
10000. sa-a-ay. ca-a-a-n you-u-u-u-u se-e.e-ee.
by-y-y the daw-aw-aw-n ea-a-a-ariE
MAJ. hacs-a-aed a-a-at twi-i-i-li-i-ghts
bri-i-ght sta-a-a-rs throu-Ou-ou-gh the
o-o-o-'er the -a-ampa-a-a-arts we-e-e
wa-a-a-atched we-e-ere 5000 ga-a-a-a-al-
a-a-a-anty stre-e-eeaming,
and forth
But this. be il observed is high art.-(ChicaSo
Tribune
An English clergyman had married a young
an with reputed dowry of about G1OOOO while
he himself had great expectations" Needless TO
say. every soul In the village knew about il. IL
was the first Sunday after their return from the
honeymoon and when the sermon was finished
the parson proceeded. usual. TO give the
hymn. verse for verse. to his rustic congregation.
All went we'll until the NTH verse was reached and
the parson began: Forever let my grateful heart
when suddenly. and with some confusion he
claimed: omit the nth verse; and Immediately
began recite aloud the sixth instead Those
who had hymn books promptly read the fifth verse:
Forever let my grateful heart
His boundless grace adore.
Which gives ten thousand blessings now,
And bids me hope for more
'I'n have TO leave your service, sir" said the
coachman to the trust magnate.
Every time I drive YOU out sir / hear people
say. There goes the scoundrel!' and / don't know
Lady Abnger. who is a believer in Christian Sci
ence is thus quoted in The Onooker' Il have
found with my animals such great help from Chris
tan Science treatment l have horse that some
time ago caught a violent cold that settled on the
lungs. The horse seemed past all remedies. Every
thing was done for him The veterinary surgeon
called In several times. Still the animal could not
work so. after months of suffering, l telegraphed
to healer in London. and in a couple days all
bad symptoms had gone
Those New-YOrk social reforrers seem 10 have
an admirable remedy for doing away with the di-
VorCe evil
Whit is the sCheme?'
"AbolIshing iage.''-(CIeveland Plain Dealer
The Sketch" of London. says: ~ new book on
the history of the English Bible has a good story
of a certain sprightly young deacon who in
preaching against the advocates of the Revised
Version. startled his hearers by the contention
that, if the Authorized Version was good enough
for St Paul. II was good enough for him, This
may very well compare with the English story of
the Boanerges, who in denouncing the elucatiop
of clergy, thundered OUT DO YOU think PoNl knew,
! Creek "
You owe this country nearly everytbine ,.,,,
possess in literature. remarked the EnsIiShmsr'
Yes answered the American business man
But by the time our capitalists get through voIl
may owe us enough for locomotives and other
things 10 more than offset the account "-1 Wash
ington Star. ''"0''-