The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1901-11-14

If you would be perfect,
Dear sisters and brothers,
just follow the counsel
You give unto others.
-CathOllc Standard and Times.
Don't bother with your old stove-get
Glenwood.
A lady was looking for her husband and
inquired anxiously of housemaid: ''DO
you happen to know anything of your mas
| ter's whereabouts ?"
I'm not sure, num-" replied the careful
domestic, stbut l think they're in the
wash. pathfinder.
If you have a stove thought, take look
at the Glenwood.
"Supposing give you your SUPPER said
the tired looking woman. "What will you
do to earn it?"
"Madame,'' said Meandering Mike, ssI'u
give you de opportunity Of SEEM man 60
t'roo whole meal wit'out findin' fault wit
a single ting"
The woman thought a minute, and then
told him to come in and she'd set the table.
Washington Star.
The Glenwood range tends to business;
it has no off days like other kinds.
''For ten years. said the new boarder,
my habits were as regular as clock work.
l rose on the stroke of six, half an hour
ie,uei was uoW II DIT DiedhIdSt dt seven was
at work; dlned at twelve, ate supper at six,
and was in bed at $50. Ate only hearty
food, and hadn't days illness all the
time
"Dear me-" said hearer, in sympathetic
tones; land what were you in for?"
Recovered Speech and Hearing.
Messrs. Ely Bros. Il commenced using
your Cream Balm about two years ago for
catarrh. My voice was somewhat thick and
my hearing was dull. My hearing has been
fully restored and my speech has become
| quite clear. L am teacher in our town.
L. G. BROWN, Granger, O.
| No comment is needed Trial size 10 cts:
Full size so cts. Ask your druggist. We
mail it.
ELY BROS, IS Warren St., New York.
! Catarrh and colds Relieved in 10 to
60 minutes. One short puff of the breath
! throught the blower supplied with each
bottle of DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
ditfuses this powder over the surface of the
nasal passages. Painless and delightful to
use. 1t relieves instantly, and permanently
| cures catarrh, hay fever, colds, headache,
sore throat, tonsilitis and deafness 50
cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HoWes & Col.
When a young minister of high church
| tendencies was called to preside over a con-
gregation that abhorred ritualism, he called
| OH D1ouoP ObLC1 W DON W ldt WOulu w Vic
result if he went in for ritualism just bit
suppose should burn pastille or two
| during the service; what do you think
would happen, bishop"
'sYour congregation would be incenSed,
your vestrymen would fume, and you
would go out in smoke" replied the bishop.
New York Times.
Speeches. and Paralyzed. "I had
yalvular disease of the heart" writes Mrs.
J. S. Goode of Truro, N. S. 81 suffered
terribly and was often speechess and par
TALLY paralyZed One dose of DR.. Agnew's
Cure for the Heart gave me relief, and be-
fore finished one bottle l was able to go
about. To-day l am well woman Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes &
/ Coz.
''This is indeed lonely world"
| Said the widow with a sigh;
But now she has caught ON again,
And she winks her other eye
Chicago News.
PHI osophy. There are pills and pills
but Dr.. Agnew's Liver Pills at 10 cents a
vial lead in demand. The sale borders on
the phenomenal. Sluggish liver, constipa-
ton, OF irregular bowels are the precursors
of many physical disorders. These little
wonders remove the cause. 40 in a vial for
10 cents. 100 pills % cts. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.'S.
She-"Then a corner results from people
selling stocks they haven't got?" Lamb
eyes, and it results in their losing money
they haven't got brooklyn Life.
Itching, Burning, Skin Diseases Cured
for Thirty-five Cents. DR.. Agnews Oint-
ment relieves in one day, and cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Eczema, BARRIERS
Itch, Ulcers, Blotches and all eruptions of
the skin. 1t is soothing and quieting and
acts like magic in the cure Of all baby hu-
mors. 35c. Sold by Edmund Wilson and
A. A. Howes & Co.-24.
"Jane, will you be mine?" NO." replied
Jane: but I'll go into joint matrimonial
venture with you, share and share alike. ;"
! cleveland Plain Dealer.
Tough Party Gin hardware store)-"I
W want ter buy =, dog muzzle, see?" Clerk
you wear ?"-University of Chicago Week
The Rooster-sWhat? Don't you like
the way I walk ?'' The Duckling-"W
OF course, some people like strutting, but
don't see why they don't learn to waddle. :"
Puck.
Hallowelps Apple King.
Mr.. W. P. Anterior of Granite Hill is
easily the leader among Hallowell apple
men. His orchard farm is in fine condition,
and the apple trees yield the fruit in due
| and regular season.
Mr.. Anterior has completed the work of
harvesting and counts up 900 barrels-all
| grades OF this, he estimates 100 barrels of
cider apples, 300 barrels second and 500 bar
| rels first grade
The firsts with him are firsts, and the Sec
OndS contain choioa fruit also A 1oadinu
Boston dealer was in the city this week and
inSpacted Mr. A Is winter annlaS=callinr