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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-03-05
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Caus Benz ~gefrigsn .eonntaGsaG orrsIpsToentsn, .
Ser 9ampfer r6rantfurt" bonn
Rorbb. 2GoDb, Gapt. 6. MaI9pD,
fam SamItas Mor9en auf Der Sabrt
bon 8remerbaben, biu Nepzgort, am
Bier g1r. 9 gu 9ocuftzpotnt an. Die
Pafugiere. 90 an Der 3abl, purben
fofort gelanbet unb unter Der S6erz
aufIi9t oes Gtntpanbsrungsz Gommi1s
IGrs Srn. g. G.9enntgbauftn prompt
auf 3ugen Der Baltimore > Obios
Balm" no9 ibren reip. 8eItimmungss
prten bef0rbert. Die &aiiiten>paRas
giere bes 9ampfers tparen: ST. Wlas
6is1ous 9e6renbt, ST.. Carl Gngel II.
5rau, ST.. 2ouis Ebertpif9, 9r.Maz
tbias Senfen. Sr. unb Sruu 9einrt9
&reDer, 9einri9 urb Stub. &repsr,
6r. s. Sbee. ST. Sb. S9sbemann u.
SRI. aegina Menbd.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-03-05
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-03-05

Wfpb, beftebenb aug Seekutsn unbSsis
germ, tpel4e Fi4 ben ff%rftenoen OoGz
ar6e!tern an9ef4lofen ba6en, mar
19lrten 9eute na4 ben D.rFtsn uno
bsmiihten Ti4, bic ManrI6aFt.n Der
berf4tsosHsn 0omPfer gu betpeaen,
tbre 5d4r5tug. gu perldfen. Die 9oz
lt3ei muBte einf4rsiten, UNI ben MOB
gu 3eritreusn. Der Strlfe psrurToht
immer e~rnitere 8erfs6r8R0ruroen.
Die Reqierung bat Te6s lei6te 9rs1z
ger beauftragt, Zen 9OTtoertebr nit
Mqier unlo Gorilla gu permittein, i'm
Sane bic regermGBigen POTtoampfer
ni4t obgeben tOnnen.
3um OueGI geforbert.
8ruffeI, 8. Mdr3. = So. Gu1t
uno 0umpntsil Tin0 dls 8srtreter
9aul Derouleos's bier angetommen,
UNI 6rn. Nnbre Buffet, Den I9enten
bss 9sr3ogs ppn Orleans, cine 5ora
bsrung gum 3psitampfe gu Iberbrln<
gen, neil Buffet bic fir3lI9 oon DE-
roulebe gu San Se6uT1ian abgegebsne
@rtldrung iibsr bic 6aItung pes Ser
Sogs in 8er6inbung nit Dem Staatsz
11rei9sberTu9s 0eroulebe's unb WEars
cs( 9dbert's Dor 5tpei Sahrsn fir una
pdbr ertldrte. Buffet CAB CUR Qntz
pott, er mDgs, tpG6renb er Die @afz
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ben arrungiren. Die 9erren tperben
ieBt tpahrI6einli9 in 9dris 3uIumz
men fOmRsn unb tpeiter iiber bic On
gele9snRett berotbI4lagen.
Sran3SpTef in elmer
@oIfstI4e.
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SoIeF beTu9ts geltsrr cine @oIt5fi6e
unb na6m elm Wittagsefen, tpsG9es
(na6 ameritaniI6sm @slDe) 6 Gents
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I9ers eepiFer DeutI9en, ungarn,
g3e6.n uno ppIen, uno er Idgte
f9mer5li6en Spnss: ., pie i4 sic
beneibe!"
Die unru9e in Naceboz
MEN.
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9apieren er6e1t, baB in Maooonien
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Sic psrben nd9 ben arabf3en 9rlz
0in3en berbannt, ber Ti6rer ent9auP'
tet per0en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1901-03-05

Rumpf spi16en Wirtb u.
gfnbre3er.- Der II Sabre alts
Nsger Daniel &elum brad oeftern
Morgsn in bic Wirtbi9aft bon Srn.
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er Bel. 9r. Snbrisfe lit felt sSSabren
superintendent in 8raub u. Cos
Giqarren : 5abrif, gde bon Sanp=
psrr uno ArattfraBe.
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W dbtn9ton, D. e., 3. Utdr5.
= Sn 9efoIgung idnsr bisbertgen
gofitif, tpel6e bic ameritanii4sn
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pa9e ~iuaugurirt, bat isBt ods
Staatsbepdrbement bem General
gbaffes Die Srbre 3uiommen lafsn,
audi oieIe @9ubpa9e nod 81 bermtnz
bern. Wenn bic anOeren in Peting
pertreienen MG9te beranlaBt tpsrDen
f0nnen, biefe pOlitit gu bsfolgen, 10
qGau6t man bier. OaB bamit Elm groBer
@9ritt CUR WteoerberItenung norma
Ter @sr6dltnifs in pettng get6an tpdre.
4r6etterfraDdlle in
MurfeilIe.
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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14

me Professor Was - we'll Oe stdteu
Ia a ouAndary. His daughter was
Infatuated with young student
whose name was Ropp. The name
was in itself sufficient to arouse
an unreasonable prejudice in the
breast Of a highly-strung individ-
usl like the professor, even had there
been nothing else against the young
man, which there was. He displayed
more enthusiasm for athletics than for
Greek; he was given to playing first
fddle at high iinks, parties, from which
statement 1t must be inferred that he
was a violnist; he was irreverent in
his demeanor toward his elders; he
cracked jokes out Of, football season,
and during the season cracked heads;
In short, he was savage. The pro-
fessor was compelled to acknowledge
in his more reasonable moments that
there was a wonderful charm about the
young fellow, and IL is to be admitted
guardedly that had the presumptuous
rascal not fallen in love with the pro-
dessor's daughter, and, what was
worse, caused the professors daugh-
ter to fall In love with him. the profess
sor would have had not word to say
against him. The truth is that the
professors dislike was matter of
jealousy, as events conclusively proved.
The door of the study opened pres
emily, and the young woman appeared.
The professor aroused himself.
"Ah, my DEAR" he said. "I am glad
you have come. wish you to consid-
er your determination regarding trip
TO Buffalo. See here"
He handed her the letter from the
passenger agent, watching her closely
as she read IL.
ut is very lovely of him to remem-
bur u.s." she said, returning the
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14
Obituary..

Juliet Doggett was born in Paris,
KY, October 8, 1917, died in Hills
boro, October 20, 1901, aged "a years
and q days. She was married to
Joseph Bentley April 81, 1884. Her
husband preceded her to the better
land more than twenty years ago and
she was left to trod this weary world
alone. Early in life she united with
the Methodist Church and was con-
scientious christian, a devoted wife, a
kind friend and neighbOr.
For years she was deprived of the
sense of hearing, SO was unable to at
tend upon divine services as often as
she would have liked. During her
last ILLNESS she expressed her desire
and Willingness to depart and be with
her Master. To friend sitting by
her she said do not dread nor fear
to die and then repeated part of the
23rd Psalm. When the morning
light was breaking "the silver cord
was loosened' and calmly and sweetly
her tired spirit left the casket and
returned to God who gave 1t. w.
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E NEvsHERALD HILLsBoRo, THURSDAY NOVEMBER H. 1901

ing shadows were falling. He was
dirty and exceedingly fatigued. Five
hotels he visited, directed by kindly
policemen, before he found place
wherein to stretch his mortal frame.
At the fifth hotel they told him that II
he had no objection TO sleeping double,
they could accommodate him, and he
gladly accepted the terms, going i'm
mediately to bed.
He was exceedingly fatigued. as has
been said. and naturally his sleep was
sound. although not free from dreams.
The professor was never entirely free
from dreams, whether waking or sleep
ing. And throughout the night he imag.
ined himself scratching, scratching
scratching, to allay the distracting
itching caused by the skin malady upon
his back The itching was still unal.
layed when he opened his eyes 10 the
morning and looked into the face OF
his bed-fellow.
swell. well!" calculated the profes.
sor. and essayed TO arise hastily.
But the movement awakened his bed.
fellow, who raised himself upon his
elbow, smiling.
Good morning, Prof. Starrett," he
said.
Good morning, Mr.. Ropp," returned
the professor, stiffly.
II trust you rested we'll, SIR"
It has been said that the profe sso1
was not adept in the art Of dissem
bling. mo, sir. I did not" he said
frankly, and with some asperity; "my
back troubled me great deal, and
dare say scratched II raw"
He drew on his trousers, and tool
hand mirror from his grip, holding q
before him while he backed toward.
the mirror upon the wall.
"Why!" he exclaimed, "there is not
scratch mark therei must hav,
dreamed It,"
The young man offered no opinion
but suddenly he sat up in bed ant
pulled his nightshirt over his head. pre-
senting his back to the professor
view.
"Oh!" gasped the professor. "Goot
gracious! I must have scratched youl
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14

ly shielded by some palms she was
enjoying a little talk of old times
while waiting an opportunity to keep
her promise to speak to her hostess
before leaving. The two stood there
in the corner, when suddenly from
beyond the palms came Mrs. Ken
woods higb-pitched voice: "Yes,
isn't it beautiful portrait? II is my
grandmother at the age of 20. II was
painted early in the nineteenth CEN
tury in Boston. She was considered
the most brilliant beauty of her time.
1 was little girl when she died, and
she bequeathed the portrait to me.
She was one of the De Quinceys, of
Dorchester. wouldn't part with it
for untold wealth. You must excuse
me now, though. for must speak to
that reporter girl. She begged me to
see her before she went. They are so
| forward, but suppose / must try to
be decent"
As Mrs. Kenwood said this Mary
Powers stepped from behind the
| palms and faced the woman. The girl
was about to speak when something
beyond her hostess caught her eye
and held her dumb. There, smiling
down at her from the wall, was the
gloriously beautiful face Of her
mother. The portrait of Mrs. Ken
woods grandmother, De Quincy, of
Dorchester, was the portrait Of Mary
Powers mother, stolen IS years be.
fore from the Albany homestead.
The guests to whom Mrs. Kenwood
had been talking, struck by the girls
manner, were held to the spot.
MRS. Kenwood," the words came
brokenly, "let the insults 90. Tell
me-" and Mary pointed to the paint
ing, "where did you get this portrait
of my dead mother?"
The guests gasped.
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She will be controlling force in
the home and community in the
direction of health and safety.
The possession of such attainments
is source of power in every situa-
tion, bringing to the individual and
to others q sense of security and rest
Diplomas are issued to those who
complete the course.
If any of our readers are especially
interested in the subject they can get
full information by addressing School
for Nurses, Witherspoon Building,
1919 Walnut Street, Philapelphia, Pa.
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Two weeks ago last Friday the tele.
phone bell rang in the Office 81 the
city editor of the Chicago Daily
glued to the receiver this is what it
heard:
II am Mrs. Kenwood. I am going
to give reception early next week.
Will you have the kindness to send
your society reporter to my residence
this afternoon? l will give her all
the particulars for the Sunday edi-
tion of the Breeze"
Mary Powers two hours later
pushed the electric button at the
side of the front door of Mrs. Ken
woods magnificent mansion, and in
moment was shown into a little
side reception room, from which she
| sent her card to Mrs. Kenwood.
Mary Powers heard voices across the
hall. Mrs. Kenwood was entertain
ing callers in the great room beyond.
BY this time the laclley had present
ed the reporters card. Mrs. Ken
woods voice was more strident than
that matron knew. This is what
Mary Powers, society reporter,
heard:
"Oh, Mrs. Hyde Park, isn't this an
annoyance? How news does travel.
Here's one of those horrid, annoying
reporters come way down here to ask
me impertinent questions about my re-
ception. How dreadful it is that we
cannot enjoy little privacy. These
people dog your very footsteps.
There ought to be some law against
it, but we people of position ] sup
pose will have to put up with it. I
can't think for the life of me how
this woman discovered the fact that
] am to give this affair"
Mary Powers listened to this with
tingling ear and reddened cheek.
She was about to leave the house,
but then she had heard that such
/ things must be, and there was some
thought of loyalty to the news end Of
the thing, insult or no insult, and so
she stayed. Mrs. Hyde Park and the
other callers left, and a minute later
Mrs. Kenwood was greeting Mary
Powers, society reporter, with out
stretched hand, an oily manner and a
honeyed tongue. Mary Powers was
feeling for pencil and didn't see
the hand. She took some notes for
the forthcoming affair, and later
turned them into copy, and then felt
that her duty was done, though at
the expense of hurt heart and
bruised pride.
The city editor of the Breeze re-
ceived a beautifully engraved invi-
tation to Mrs. Kenwood's reception.
1t was general invitation and in
tended for any member of the staff
that the head of things chose to se-
lect. Mary Powers was given the as
signment. Naturally, she didn't want
to go, but there was the question of
duty and of her future career as a
newspaper woman, and so she went.
The society reporter found one
friend in the surging crowd, young
fellow from the east whom she had
known all her life. In q corner part
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14

DROF. STARRETT. of the Upper
Midland university faculty, a pol
ishsd gentleman Of the highest intel
lectual attainments, a widower with
one child-a daughter whose age
was 20 years, and whose charms,
both mental and physical, had
driven more than one young man
20 the verge of poetry : was in
. quandary. He scratched his nose
delicately with the blunt end of
his pencil, and permitted a frown to
wrinkle the usually calm surface of his
white forehead. The desk, upon which
he rested one, elbow, was strewn with
literature pertaining to the Pan-Amer-
ican exposition. In his left hand, pend
ant at his side, was letter just re-
ceived from a friend of his boyhood.
now the general passenger agent of .
great railway. The letter was one
practical in its cordiality. 1t begged
the professor to accept, for old times
sake, a pass to Buffalo and return for
himself and daughter.
Why the professor should have been
In q quandary Is difficult to understand
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A Profitable Profession for Women.

There is probably no profession
that is open to women that is so much
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1t is not only respectable and use
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is very liberal.
The call for trained nurses and
trained companions for the sick and
for invalids is constantly increasing.
The School for Nurses of the Phila-
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Dispensary have complete course
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1t includes lectures, practical de-
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The corporation is composed of
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The work is conducted at a very
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The subject matter of the course is
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The information and skill which
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DEAR" he began, Have Come"
"I can go alone. but"
"But what, papa?"
"But I would prefer that you accom-
pany me. we've have been so much
together, you know, and"
He hesitated to declare outright that
ne did not wish to give young Ropp a
clear field for his counting; he had an
intuition that the declaration would
sound even more ridiculous than 1t felt
and he had horror of ridicule.
"And--and it would be so much more
enjoyable" he continued, lamely.
The young woman said nothing un.
I'll she had kissed him. There is rea.
son to suspect that she understood
"Will leaves for Buffalo to-day" she
announced.
"Whati young Roppi" The profes.
sor frightened visibly, and II was all
the young woman could do to repress
. smile.
"Yes," she continued, "he is going
and he Is to remain three weeks, and
when he comes back, papa, he Is going
to ask your consent to-your consen,
toto marry me. 1t Is secret, papa
You must not breathe II to a soul"
"No?" The professor blinked rap.
idly. for he was not accustomed ia
coming down to business with such
vengeance.
"No, papa; you will not, will you?'
mo-" replied the professor, decided.
", II will not" And then, fred by
the spirit of the moment, he went on
recklessly: "The truth is, my dear
that this young Ropp is not a gentle,
man; he is woefully lacking. in con.
sideration for others, and can never
consent"
The door closed softly. He wal
alone. Sighfully he gathered together
the literature pertaining to the Pan
Amer lean exposition and pulled down
the rolling top Of his desk, locking 1t.
That night he was on his way to Buf.
falo.
II was like the professor to act thus
abruptly. Foresight was not one OF
his strong points. He was subject to
intervals Of what he lightly termed
lapsus mentalis, which is commonly
known ~ abssns Of mind. Further.
more, he was given to jumping blindly
In practical matters. And he was a suf-
ferer from some sort Of skin malady,
resembling ecsema, which came out
upon the small of his back and itche d
!, ddstractingly when he wss1n his bed
at night Hfe was not I'll . dream to
the profsssor. despite hi drsaminsss.
H arrived - Buffalo iust - ~ even.
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Beware Of Appe.r.noe,.

Two practical jokers once, when at
. railway station, observed rustic.
looking parsonage, who stood gaping
around at everybody and everything
in evident astonishmsnt.
Thinking to have some fun, they
walked up, and, ststioning themselves
on each side of him, proceeded to
have their sport.
paddy" said one, "ars you a fool
or an ass?"
Neither" replied the peasant, "but
I'm between the two"
The jokers were observed walking
away in evident disgust and looking
very small.-London Tit-Bits.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14


Your mother, woman, what do yor
mean? You are insulting"
Il mean this--the portrait you are
palming of on your aristocratic
friends as that of your grandmother,
painted century ago, is the por-
trait Of my mother, now dead-a por-
trait that was stolen"
Then voice broke in. 1t was that
of the young man from the east. He
was one of Mrs. Kenwood's star
guests: This picture is certainly a
portrait of Miss Powers mother. l
saw it almost daily when I was boy
at their Albany home"
Then Mary Powers took the Young
mans arm, and together they left the
house.
Mrs. Kenwood had told everybody
from the lake to State street. and
from Thirty-ninth street to the
worlds fair grounds that the radiant
creature on the wall was her grand
mother. Mr.. Kenwood bought the
portrait at an auction sale ten years
ago.
Mary Powers swore out writ of
replevin. 1t was not necessary to
serve itI The portrait was boxed up
and sent to her. Mrs. Kenwood's
guests who witnessed the scene in the
drawing-room sped the story of the
downfall of the De Quincy ancestor,
of Dorchester. If anyone thinks that
he has probed the depths of humila-
tion let him put himself for few
minutes in Mrs. Kenwood's place.
AS for Mary Powers; well, there is
a suspicion of sweetness in the re-
venge of this society reporter-Ed-
ward B. Clark, in Chicago Record
Herald.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1901-11-14
After waiting Four Hours.

He was doctor and was patiently
waiting for his first patient.
Thought he: IF the mountain will
not come to Mahomet, Mahomet must
go to the mountain. And, as patients
will not seek me out, must needs
seek them out"
He strolled through the cheap mar
ket, and presently saw . man buy SIX
nice cucumbers.
Heres chance!" said he, and
followed him home.
Patiently he waited for four long
and lonely hours, and about midnight
the front door quickly opened and
the man dashed down the steps.
He seized him by the arm and cried
earnestly:
do you want a doctor?"
mol" replied the man, roughly
want more cucumbers!"-Lond on
Tit-Bits.