The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-13
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

1t is pronounced "Shollgosch, " but
comes easier If you are not particular,
this way 'gol-socks."
The Washington Post tells how a
father and mother Slipped in on their
SON." That son must be slick one.
That was very foolish Marysville
man who raised "a check to Sl4
one. Why on earth didn't he make it
S41?
The first rain fell in Clanin and the
Clarion says the EDITORS COW slipped
in the usual mud and strained her
milk
Unlucky thirteen again. A Colby
man who is father of thirteen children
left them all orphans by the suicide
route.
If Czolgosz went crazy about what
Emma Goldman said il is time for
Uncle Sam to call out: whoa
EmmaW
Mrs. John T. Jones, who assisted in
founding the University at Ottawa, of
which town she was a pioneer, is dead
in Maine.
An Omaha man says the world is
coming to an end September IS. Ne
braska may be, but Kansas isn't, not
by townsite.
The Blaine News has quit and the
editor says II was because of the ad-
vance in the price of crackers and the
scarcity of water.
An Atchison boy committed suicide
rather than start TO school. But there
is a school in the other world that YOU
can't play hockey from.
Business is so rushingin Salina that
when a butcher ground the end of his
finger off in a sausage machine he
kept right on at his work.
The Marysville Tribune saysthatS50
fine would be cheap for kissing some
Kansas girls. And it would be light
bond in the case of others.
An Emporia milkman said he WIS
glad to hear that the president was
shot. Now it makes little difference
how soon the drouth dries up his COWS.
That Kansas man who was seen
calmly cooking breakfast on an oil
stove on top of freight car going in-
to the Kiowa country of course got a
claim.
Newspaper men" says the Topeka
Capital, have but one short vacation.
1t begins when the hearse backs up to
the door and lasts till the cemetery is
reached"
Parsons burned Czolgosz's body in
eiigy Saturday night. And that crazy
tend may be thankful that Buffalo
isn't located in Kansas, if he really
cares to live.
The State attorney general has
handed down an opinion that any man
who smashes another for talking an.
archy or rejoicing over the president 5
injury is justified.
n Wichita man has ordered one of
those Cherryvale automobiles and
will keep it at a livery stable for hire.
Kansas should stand by her first and
only auto factory.
The Madison News says the season
is here when brave boys bat bad bum
blebees with broad boards. And
as the schools are opened bad boys get
butted to make them humble be,
The Wellington Mail wants to stop
the salaries OF 20 Kansas district
IuhE'9s vi dIN ! u = IT. Leu All Tue
Judge business to the lowest bidder.
regardless of his knowledge OF law.
Miss Ingaborg Wickstrum had her
picture in the Clay Center dispatch be.
cause of her beauty She must have
left her name on the piano at home
when she visited the photographer.
Eleven Goth Kansas boys hold com
missions in the regular army and
every day some private re-enlists.
Those hard luck stories the boys wrote
home were principally Kansas josh.
The editor of the Lyons Republican
was on the hind end of train whose
front end was wrecked The engine
was completely pied and 1t was only
the tender behind that saved theeditor.
The Ottawa Republican says there
are 100 people in that town who devote
their time to seeking mussle pearls.
With gold fields and pearl fisheries
thriving Kansas only needs a diam ond
field to shine right.
The bugs must he bad at Parsons.
a small boy found yelling Take it
out, Take it out"' on the street vas
taken to a drug store and his ear
probed. A bug was found. Pretty
bright for an asylum town, Ell?
Wichita Eagle: 1t is related of a
Kansas man who has been carrying a
potato in his pocket for years for
rheumatism, that he sold the potato
the other day and with the money
bought ticket to Hot Springs.
a hypnotist at Oskaloosa buried
his subject in coffin under six feet of
earth. An air shaft provided air and
an incandescent lamp showed the cur
ious how il looked to be buried. The
trump sounded after three days.
Two horse thieves and two hog
thieves escaped from the Oskaloosa
jail last week. One weighed 2l0
pounds but he crept through a 10 by 10
hole He is probably drawn out like
a wire and should easily be caught.
Independence expects to be remem-