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The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
ROOT MUCH CONCERNED.
Judge Taft's Illness Revives Ru-
mors of Trouble With Chaffee.
REPIrRLC SPECIAL

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Washington, Nov. l-Secretary Root Is
much concerned over the reports from the
Philippines of the illness of Governor Tart,
President of the Philippine Commission. and
has cabled to Manila for an authentic state
ment of his physical condition.
Dispatches from Manila report Judge Tart
as suffering from a serious bowel complaint.
II is said his physicians have ordered him
to remain indoors and to take much
needed rest. These reports indicate that
Judge Tafts condition may prevent an ac-
tive resumption of work for some time, and
that he will probably ask permission to re-
turn to the United States for long rest
Other dispatches to the War Department
say that Tafts health is improving.
1t is the opinion of some of the War De-
partment officials that Judge Taft is really
in worse condition than he will admit.
and that his sense of duty is keeping him
from correctly stating his condition.
There are reports in circulation that Judge
Taft has had considerable disagreement
over Philippine affairs with General Chaffee.
No authentic Information this point can
be secured at the War Department.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02

Author Of THE Sign of the Seven Sins"
Outing-"The Kings Horses" by Edward
Spencer: my First Bull Moose" by Fred
erick Courteney selous: "one November
Days Shooting" Edwin Sandys: English
and American Rugby" by John Corbin;
with the Wild Geese in the Northwest" :"
by Zachary Macauley Hamilton; ''peer
Stalking in Scotland by Walter Winans;
''The Theory of Handicapping in Golf" by
Howard Hutchinson; Football Develop
ment In 1901" by Walter Camp; 1.-THE Evo-
luton of the Yacht Designers" by W. p.
Stephens.
Popular Science Monthly-"On the Ten
dency of Species to Form Varieties by
Charles Darwin and Alfred Wallace: "The
Story of Cahow." by Professor A. E. Yer
rill: "Psychiatry," by Doctor Frederick Ly-
man Hills: ''The National Control OF Edu-
cation" by Sir John Gorst; "The Evolution
of the Human Intellect" by Professor Ed
ward L. Thorndike: "The Origin of Sex in
Plants" by Doctor Bradley Moore Davis:
''The Fishes of Japan" by President David
Starr Jordan: THE Omen Animals of Sara
walk" by A. c. Haddon. F. r. s.
The Forum-"Theodore Roosevelt" by A.
Maurice Low: Preserving a States Hon
or" by Willard Salisbury; Sugar and the
New Colonies" by c. A. Champion; The
Government and Good Roads," by Honora-
BILE Martin Dodge: ''Crispi and Italian
Unity" by Karl Blind: Ethics Of Ancient
and Modern Athletics by Prince Collier;
''The Small College and the Large" by C.
F. Thwing: Agriculture In China" by
Honorable Charles DENLY; THE Political
and Commercial Future of ASIA" by w. C.
Jameson Reid; Taxes on Street Railway
Franchises" by Walter S. Allen; Prefer
erces and the Bankruptcy Law" Harold
Remington: THE Development of Africa"
by S. p. Werner.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
Illinois Militia Changes.

kEII BlsIJ SFEIIAIA
charges were to-day given the following
from Company c. Third Infantry:
Sergeant Benjamin L. krause and Pri-
Yates George A. Lloyd. James Ferguson,
Raynald koabe, John Mccoy Arthur G.
Bowman. Fl. Lewis Kline, Emil Daiche and
Fred J. Shaw. The following of the same
company were discharged: Privates Theo-
dore A. Shavers and Milo b. Shook
Private William Walker was dishonorably
discharged from Company l.. Third Infan-
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02

Mr.. Francis A. Thornton has succeeded in
maintaining the serious and high tone that
characterized the first number of the Com
monwealth Magazine. The fifth number of
this highly creditable ST. Louis publication
is a memorial issue. Included in the con-
tents are articles by Walter B. Stevens on
William Mckinley. the Beloved Presi-
dent: Frederick W. Lehman on William
Mckinley. the Highest Type of American
Citizenship; Smith p. Gait on Anarchy
and Its Remedy" and James C. Jones on
Exclusion of Anarchists" and tributes in
memoriam. Fayette c. Ewing continues his
analytical and physiological study of
Hamlet. and George r. Lockwood has "A
Lecture to Teachers"
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02

Whether Mr.. George Horizons new story,
"The Tempting of Father Anthony" "a. C.
McClurg & Co.). is to take a place among
the 100 900 copies successes. Is yet to be
seen, but the fact remains that In the sec
ond week of its publication the demand
for It was so great that its publishers were
entirely unable to supply II. and second
and third large editions followed each 9TH
er rapidly on the presses. The book has
not been pushed by sensational methods of
any kind and the interest In it is an entire
ly healthy one. inspired by the unusual
merits of the story.
Glass is mentioned in the Bible only in
the Epistles of Paul and In Revelation 1t
seems to have escaped the Browning COM
mentators that the poet had clearly in mind
a passage in the Apocalypse when he de-
scribed a place In the "other world as ''all
glass and gold, with God for its Sum-" The
passage is Revelation xv. 2. wherein John
describes the ''sea of glass;" which he has
already located as fronting the throne of
gold; "And them that had gotten the VIC
tory over the beast, and over his image,
and over his mark. and over the number of
his name, stand on the sea of glass; hay-
ing the harps of God" The stanza in
Browning's poem. 1.-The Worst of IT, in
which the poet utilized this passage so eff
fectively. furnishes the title of James o. G.
Duffy's novel, "Glass and Gold" published
by J. B. Lippincott Company. and is the
keynote of the story.
The author of David Harum'' wrote only
one other story. and this is soon to be pub
lished by d. Appleton & Co. The title is
THE Teller" 1t is said that this story will
be accompanied by a collection of Mr.. West
colts letters which describe the manner
in which David Harum" was written and
the adventures of the manuscript.
A new edition of "The Strenuous Life" re-
vised and brought down to the date Of the
authors ascendency to the Presidency. ia
about to be issued by the Century Company.
It will contain the Minneapolis and Pam
American speeches, in addition to other new
matter. THE Strenuous Life" is a phrase
THAI brings the name Of President NcHin-
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGED.
Brewery Agent Brought Back
From Beaumont, Tex.
REPUBLIC SPES SIAL.

REPUBLIC SPEIIALL
st. Joseph Mo-. Nov L-Charles p. Diem
ger, for many years prominent in political
and business circles of this city. was
brought back tonight from Beaumont,
Tex, where he was arrested on a warrant
sworn out by the Peter Schoenhofen Brew
ing Company. charging him with embezzle-
ment Dienger was for several years agent
for the brewery here
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
PLEADED
GUILTY TO

PLEADED GUILTY TO PASSING
Counterfeit Money--United States Marshall
Bohle brought from Campbell, Mo-. yester-
day Jackson Paul and William Starm who
pleaded guilty to having passed counter
felt money. They were bound over to the
Federal Grand Jury by Commissioner Gray
Federal officials said yesterday that the
offense of the prisoners was not fragrant
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02

The many departments at Bars are
TANNED with the latest goods for fan ana
prices wifi appeal readily to all. The base
ment contains unapproachable bargains In
household articles
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
Other NeM Beok..

Henry Van Dykes new book. "The Rul-
ing Passion would attract attention IL for
no other reason than that he precedes the
formal preface with prayer TO the Master,
In which he asks for guidance and help to
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
ALL 1x HIN6SELsE
ThRAShER HALL,
Fire Adjuster for the People,
Read following recommendation
from prominent business houses;
10 Republic Building.
Both Phones at Office and Residence.

Read following lamentations
from prominent business houses;
St. Louis. No.. Oct. 18th. 1901.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
We take pleasure IN recommending
Thrasher Hall TO any one who has sustained
q fire loss His business is to represent
the peoples side of the question in the
adjustment of losses.
enter into the adjustment of fire losses ana
can save a wonderful amount OF trouble
and worry in the preparation OF the scheH-
ules and other Information required by the
insurance companies
Ne employed him to assist us in our own
loss. and found him loyal TO our interests
and to possess a technical knowledge con-
cerning insurance contracts ana ADJUST
nents which could only have been ac-
quired by years of experience: ,s,...,,-
We suggest his employment 1mmeulateIy
after the fire. in order TO avoid the posi-
bility of a mistake being made.
NIERMoD & JACCARD JEWELRY CO..
A S. ALOE CO.
FAMOUS d. MAY CO..
QUICK MEAL STOVE CO.
The BROADWAY FURNITURE AND CAR
n s. HYsINGER & CO..
PENNY & GENTIES.
A GEISEI, MFG. Co.
II. p. FABRICIUs TOY AND NOTION co.
THE PEOPLES HOUSE FURNISHING CO,
ST. LOUIS PRESS BRICK Co.
FERRIS 1s1Sis STOVE AND MFG. co.
NFWCOMB BROS WALL PAPER CO.,
RAIN & CHAPMAN MFG CO.
EDDY & EDDY,
STROMBERG, KRAUSS & CO.
IrDTIJ~SAMSON woODENWARE CO..
ADIER-GOIDMAN COM. CO.,
ST. LOUIS REFRIGEFlAToR AND WOODEN
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G. II OLIVER WALL, PAPER CO.,
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PLANT SEED CO.. 49,
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IINsTROTH WAGON CO.. ctst
T.Cop n GRIP AITS SADDIERY CO. -
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wEIsERT BROS. TOBACCO CO.. ~
E GODDARD FLOUR CO..
wIEDER PAINT CO.,
ST. LOUIS COFFIN CO., g.
WALTER BAACK & CO,
vAI, A REFS MUSIC CO. ,
THE WESTERN BRASS MFG. CO..
J. c. CROwDUS & CO..
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The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02

The Award OF Justice: Told in the Rock
fes.' BY A. Maynard Barbour. Chicago A. C.
McNaliy & Co.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
Big Four E.cur.ion Out of Tovn

Sunday, November 3, to Bunker Hill.
Pana, Litchfield. Hillsboro, Shelbyville.
Mattocn ard way stations. Tickets, Broad
way and Chestnut and Station. Train
IeaYes s:32 a. m.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
SPECIALTIES.

THE favorite for restoring life and color 10 the
hair Is Prker's Hair Balsam.
Hincercosns. the best cure for corns, I5cts
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
SLIP CAUSES FRACTURE OF LIMB.

Sill t-AtEE<s htSh hE- UT
Mrs. Mary King of No. 1904 Missouri ave-
nue. stepped on banana peel in front of
No. 1914 Chouteau avenue and fell to the
sidewalk, sustaining a compound fracture
of the left hip. Her condition is considered
serious.
The St. Louis Republic., 1901-11-02
Sun
And Wind

Can do no harm to face
hands protected by using
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Confetti Throwing at Weddings

Confetti is known to English travellers
year. In Paris, for instance, they know
how to do their confetti-throwing harm
leSSly, gracefully, and with good humor.
1t is one of the things they do better in
France than in England, into some quar-
tiers of which the fete day amusement
has been imported. But the sport which
has inspired Canon Atkinson of Coventry
with a clerical jokelet-which might or
might not have disastrous results-differs
from the pastime of continental streets.
He means confetti-throwing al weddings.
The canon says there "can be no Objec-
ton to a volley Of white satin shoes"
ShOe-throwing is an ancient custom, and
means good luck to you. 1t depends on
how you throw your shoe. We knew OF
an instance in which the throwing of
shoes caused the horses in the brides
carriage to bolt" knocking down the
brides father, who tried to stop them,
and seriously injuring him. In this case
the honeymoon took the form of six
weeks nursing Accidents of the kind
do sometimes happen. 1t is not long
since case of binding by rice-throwing
was reported. The custom which has
the canon's innocent approval is some
what silly. The canon confesses TO hav-
ing more than once tied a shoe to the
"axletree at the back of the carriage" SC
that ''the spectators on the route might
enjoy the fun" The device is certainly
safer than throwing shoes prOmiscuous-
~; and if it amuses the canon without
harming anybody no one will complain
London News
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Surveying Outlying Possessions.s

The coast and geodetic survey steam
ers Macarthur and Pathfinder have about
completed the surveys connected with
the six island passes which form the
entrance to the Behring sea for the com
merce Of that portion Of the Pacific
ocean. and it is the intention Of the gov
ornment 10 begin the erection Of light
houses in that locality as soon as the
plans by the lighthouse board can he
perfected. The Pathfinder will soon take
her departure for the Philippines by way
of Nagasaki, and will continue the work
Of surveying those islands. which has
been in progress since their acquisition
by this countTy.-Army and Navy jour
nal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Yankee Products Much in Evidence

American capital has entered the old
world. while only a few years ago Eu-
ropean capital was aiding America. Al
ready it is alleged that our money con-
trolls the most important of the tobacco
companies abroad, and it was said, also,
that some of the European salt lGines
were to be managed by Americans. Amer
lean cars from Chicago, and American
engines from Providence and Paterson
bound over the Pittsburg rails that Skein
the territory OF the effete despotism, while
the Schenectady motor propals the trolley
through the shadows of castles and ca
thedrals-the only appurtenances In
which we have not exhibited a pecuniary
interest -RrnOklYn EAgle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
EXPERIENCES CoNvINCEs.

EXPERIENCE C0NVINCES. See
for yourself how quickly Ely's Cream
Balm will cure catarrh or cold in the
head. We mail trial size for Toe. Full
size soc. All druggists
ELY BROS. sc Warren St, New York.
Clifton. Ariz.. Jan 20. 1899.
Messrs. Ely Bros.-Find inclosed 80
cents, for which please send me your
Cream Balm. ! find your remedy the
quickest and most permanent cure for
cold in the head, catarrh, etc Yours
truly, DELL VI. POTTER.
Gen. Mgr. Arizona Gold Mining Co.
Messrs. Ely Bros.-After giving your
Cream Balm trial | can truly say feel
very much benefited by its use and shall
continue TO use il by purchasing from our
druggist here. MRS. W. h. DANIEL.
Lexington, Ky.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

all the fine favoring of the turkey, the
juices of the dressing and all the dain-
tier touches flow down toward the breast
OF the fowl, and when the white meat
is served you get the full benefit of ey
cry flavor added during the processes of
preparing and baking the turkey. in ad-
dition TO the distinctive taste of the fowl
itself.
announcement and awkward? Not at
all 1t IS just as easy to cook a turkey
III TINS way as in any other way, and
the result is infinitely more satisfactory.
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
To Roast Turkey.

The best way TO prepare a turkey is
learned this lesson from Nine Begue,
whose place down in the Old Quarter,
near the French market, has become
famed all over the country. She never
thinks of baking a turkey with the
breast up. The breast is turned TO the
bottom Of the pan, and instead of being
dry and tasteless when it is served is
richly favored and as sweet and juicy
as one would care TO have il. You SEE,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Too Much Rathinr aarmf,,l.

According 10 the London Lancet. too
much bathing is harmful. as il tends 10
'maeeration Of the superficial part of the
epidsrmis. which is TOO frequently re-
moved. and occasions probably too rapid
a. proliferation of the cells Of the NAL
pighian layer"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The latest craze among the Partisan
women is that of foxes, or rather fox
cubs. as household pets. They are SO
largely in requeshthat the little creatures
are for sale now in the streets.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
spot. streak or give your goods an I'M
evenly dyed appearance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Mr. Sothern has had his scenery OF
Hamlet returned to the storehouse,
there being no likelihood for long time
to come of chance of its revival. The
success of If | Were King" at the
Garden theater. has changed all other
arrangements until November 80. when
Mr.. SOthern opens in Washington.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

MRS wINSE0w'S SOOTHING SYRUP FOR
Children teething; sOfteus the gums. reduces IN
damIastion, sllays pain cures wind collie. IS
cents O bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The Wadleigh ranch near PieEre, s.
D., is supplied with natural gas and
warm arteSian water
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

-Argen has been found 10 be composed
of five other gases, so that the Amos
phere is now known TO contain seventy
i've elements
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

| can recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption for Asthma. Ii has given me
great relief.-W. l.. Wood, Fsrmersburg,
Ind, SeptS 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The highest receipts ever taken in for
the use of the Suez canal in one year
were SIG. 461 800
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Charles-"Did the tailor take your
measureg' Algy-"I think he did. He
said I'd have 10 pay in advance Tit
Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Mrs. William Astor will give her an
nual ball on January = at her house on
Fifth avenue. 1t will be more especial
ly for her granddaughterS, Miss Helen
Roosevelt and Miss Caroline Drayton.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Richard Croker's niece. Miss Daisy
Warren, made her professional debut mt
the Criterion theater in Brooklyn. Miss
Warren is a winsOme young woman. and
she has had considerable experience in
amateur theatricals, Her part at the
Criterion last week is not an important
enc, but her work gave promise of sue
cess in her chosen field
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

One Of the latest improvements in
apparatus for use in the lavatory is to
control the flow OF water TO the. basins
of washstands by means of push but
tons located close to the basin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

No early breakfast is complete without
Mrs. Austins famous Buckwhe8t cakes
Buy il from your grocer today.
The United States produces as much
borax as the rest of the world combined.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

His Plan.-'Ah," said the great foreign
actor. Il have hit on plan which will
indeed. bring me distinction. What is
ito asked a friend. Il shall make a
farewell tour of the United StateS-and
| shall not 20 back. Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Bourke Cochran is said to be rapidly
improving from the effects OF his fan
from his horse. Mr.. Cochran is spend
ing the autumn at his place at Sands
Point.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

In consequence of the late melancholy
accident at Kilmarnock, all the church
doors are to be made to open outwards.
There is seldom any danger of any great
struggle to get in. says the London
Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

II don't see why Long Jim Jones
shouldn't be happy" said the Georgia
native. He's got six fiddles, ten chill
dren, an a moonshine still that amt
never been spotted by the government
Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Picture I'm Feathers.

The most wonderful object TO be Of
fered at Mr.. Stevens curiosity sale is
chinese garden scene in relief, in which
the fgures, buiinngs and trees are made
uD or the exquisite blue feathers of the
kinghSher Some hair ornaments OF
similar workmanship have found their
way here recently among loot from Pc
KIN, but the present work of art is on
a much more pretentious scale. measur-
ing. as it does, twenty-five inches by
twenty inches. In its carved black frame
1t looks like veritable picture from
falryland Three volumes of the daily
records of the imperial Chinese family
are also included in the sale.-LondOn
Daily Mail.
Endurance OF Bactrian Cameis.
Travellers in Siberia have noticed with
much surprise the ability Of the native
camels 10 Withstand, without protection.
the greatest extremes of cold and neat
In winter the thermometer ON the Mon
gollan plateau sometimes drops 10 40
degrees Fahrenheit. yet the camels wan
der about with no evidence OF suffering.
On the other hand. the Russian explorer.
Prejevalski, found the temperature of
the ground IL the Gohi desert in summer
TO be more than l4O degrees Fahrenheit,
but the camels are apparently as indiffer-
ent to this degree Of heat as they are to
the winter cold.-Iouth's Companion.
1t is a remarkable fact that few saw
ages have ever been known to stammer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
IN GAY NEW YORK.

1t is announced at Oyster Bay, L. l.,
that President Roosevelt and family is
TO occupy their country villa on Saga
more hill at Oyster Bay next summer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Parental Cruelty-Mr. Snail-"My son.
| want TO see if you can't climb to the
top of this grass-blade and back inside
OF two weeks" Mrs. Snail (interpos-
TO hurry the child so."-Ohio State Jour
nal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23
Endnrance on Bactrian CameLs.

1t is a remarkable fact that few saw
ages have ever been known to stammer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

And fhis one" we said. indicating a
patient at the insane asylum. Hopeless
case was the reply. Thinks he has
discovered perpetual motion And the
next one?" Still more hopeless. Claims
to have solved the servant girl problem"
-Harper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

How He Fetched Her.-Claribel-" on
told me you We're never going to write
to young Hankinson again." Adelina-
He's sent me dozen letters l haven't
answered; but in his last one he left a
page out, and had 10 write and ask him
what it was about. "-Tt-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Barnes-"Yes. l guess it is true that
it is the little things that count"
Howes-"So you have come to that
conclusion. have you?'
Barnes-"Yes. You see, l was walking
with TedwOrth and he said if he should
find a million dollars he'd I'VE me half.
Presently he picked up a dime, and when
| asked him to share it with me he
abused me like a pickpocket. Boston
I'ranSqriDt
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The Belle PLANE (Kan.) Defender re-
marks: "Horseless carriages, wireless
telegraphy. smokeless powder, hornless
cattle, seedlesS raisinS and brainless dudes
have long been the vogue, but this year
the fad seems to have taken hold of the
farmers all over the country, and they
have raised earleSS corn"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

Mr.. Thomasson's l1esson.-'sYes,'' said
Mr.. Thomasson, u went home intoxi-
Gated one night about ten years ago, and
the lesson my wife taugIt made a
lasting impression on my brain" What
did she sayY ''She didn't say anything
The lasting impression l refer to was
made by fiat-iron. See that hump
Indianapolis Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The Polite Young Man.-"Yes," said
the naughty young woman who was a
Colonial Dame as well as a Daughter of
the Revolution, 'my great great-grand-
sire fell at Bunker HILL Ice or banana
skim" inquired the polite young man
from Milwaukee. - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-23

The Other Side.-"Ah. yesw exclaimed
the sentimental youth, woman is truly
like ivy on the ruined wall. The more
dilapidated you become the more she
clings TO YOU And ivy is like wom-
an" snarled the old bachelor: 1.-THE more
she clings to you the more dilapidated
you become. philadelphia Press.