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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
Unreasonable Expectations.

4 lady who was unfamiliar with the
streets OF New York was much confused by
the jargon used by a car conductor When
she thought she must lave arrived near bel
destination the conductor poked his head
into the car and said: "Umpty bazazastA
What street did you say" demanded the
passenger -Ufty-umpth!' said the con,
ductor. Much annoyed the lady from the
suburbs went out or the platform and re
buked the conductor for his careless use Of
the vocal organs He only giared at her and
said: What do you expect for 50 q week:
a tenor so!o:"-N. 7. Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
TOPICS OF

Finland loses $500 worth OF cattle
Z year by wolves.
There are about 36.G00.C00 acres OF
u7cccupied public land yet remaining
Il Montana.
N the Georgian language. spoken in
The mountains between the Caspian
and the Black seas. dada means moth
er. and mama. father.
Two hundred Chinese are 0 en-
P.oyed in the miEes OF Zataecas. Mex
leo. and are giving such satisfaction
Thai more will be sent for.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
There Is a UIass Of People

Who are injured b. the use Of coffee. Re
Gently there has been placed n al the gro
csrv stores a new preparation called
GRAIN-0. made Of pure grams, that takes
the place OF coffee The most delicate stom-
aeh receives il without distress, and but few
can tel i from coffee. Il does not cost over
! as much. Children may drink It with
great benefit. d cts. and p cts. per pack
age. Try il. Ask for GRAIN-0.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
Try Grain-O! Try Grafn-O:

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack
age OF GRAIN-O, the new food drink that
takes the place OF coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult.
All who try it, like it. GRAIN-O has that
rich seal brown OF Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress / the
price of coffee. 15c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold BY all grocers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
Small Change.
his partner.

"You know l feel just like a counterfeit
bill" observed a young man to a friend with
whom he was walking. stopping in front OF
a barroom.
"Why?" queried his partner,
81 cannot pass" the other explained. wav-
ing his hand toward the entrance Of the
place.
ooh" remarked his friend. don't let that
feeling worry You: you know / somewhat
accustomed to showing the queer" and he
took the man with a thirst by the arm and
carried him on down the street.-Memphis
Scim9tdr.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
A Cautious Husband,

Excuse me, sir" said the man in thenext
seat. but your cigar Is burning a hole in
your paper.
That's all right, responded the other:
81 am Just burning out the price of those
electric seals at to-morrows bargain sale.
You see, l take this paper home -Phila-
de.phia Record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Criteek-"That western Napoleon Of
finance whom you nave written up in to-
days paper must be a man OF enroumoUs
longevity"
Editor-'Why?"
you say, He is reputed to have made
$4,000 900 IN as many years. -Phladeiphia
RacorI
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
The Result,

Town-Newman took part in an auto
mobile race not long ago
Brown-''That 50? How did he come
out:'
ION crutches, about a month later
Philadelphia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
PuEZi1nE.

Dickerman-There's one thing that puz-
zles me-"
Rawley-"And. pray. what IS that"
How it happens that the new woman
is generally not a very young one.'-Boston
Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
InOEPE

"See here!' exclaimed the shopper, ex-
citedly, there's q man just dropped dead IN
that bargain crush!"
How inopporlUne!" cried tie floor walk
er. We have not yet opened or under
taking department" -PhlaGelph.a Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

I 90 not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
10. 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

On Ohio man aged 112 years Is threatened
with nervous prostration. His physician at
tributes it to the excessive use OF tobacco
during the last 81 years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

The stomach has to work hard. grinding
the food we crowd into it. Make its work
easy by chewing Beeman's Pepsin Gur-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Dropsy treated free by DR.. Fl. H. Green's
Sens. of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver-
-tisement in another column OF this paper.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Il Is the easiest thing in the world to
see that wealth Is a curse-so long as the
other fellows m~onopolize it.-Chicago Daily
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Each package of PUTNAM's FADELESs
DYES coIors more goods than any other dye
and colors them better too. Sold by all
druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Sh-Did he meet his wife by accident: 2
He-Oh, no; he knew she had money
Town Topics.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
The Best Prescription for ChiIls

and Fever is a bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. Il Is simply iron and quIn!ne
in a tasteIess form. No cure-no pay. Price
5nr.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Instead Of buying an article you do not
need OF an agent pay what you owe.-Atchi-
son Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

The commonest grub looks good when a
fellow can't eat.-Washington tIa.) Dem
4orraT
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
An Admirable Course

A millionaire merchant says: My
success is probably due to the fact
that at night 1 store my mind and
during the day l mind my
Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Qujnjne Tablets Al
druggists refund money Il i fails TO cure
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

"a IsS FRANCES NJ. ANDERSON,
u s. Corresponding Secretary Of the
kH Higher Educational League, writes
fromthe Astoria" Washington, ID.
& the following:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

Lost wealth max be recovered. but lost
time never.-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17
Planting at the white House

The work of peopling the half a hun
dred flower beds with their richly
arrayed inhabitants is of itself a gigan-
tic task. All of the plants come from
the great white house Conservatives.
and at planting time a dozen men are
busy for a month or more setting them
out. There are placed in the ground
each year more than 5000 tulips. en-
bracing uot less than half a hundred
separate species: $500 pansy plants.
9. 600 field daisies. from 5000 to 5000
reraniuins and other flowers in proper
ton. As an example of the intricate
planting introduced it may be stated
that there are on the grounds TIVE
fancy flower beds. neither of them very
large, in each of which there are more
than 5000 small plants--Waldon Paw
cett. in Woman's Home Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-01-17

~broken-down women.
E. Pinkham Veg
Kansas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
GEESE IN DEMAND.
Hopkins County Farmers Use Them
 to Keep DoWn Grass.

farmer from Hopkins county has been visiting farm houses on the Sul- phur, in the southern part of Lamar county, buying up geese He said that he was buying them for himself and neighbors to use on their farms in keeping the crab grass down. He said that a number Of farmers who lived on sandy land farms use geese to turn loose in the fields. He said that fifteen geese are as good as one man with hoe on . farm.
 The services of the geese are found the most valuable in the spring of the year and in vet spells They do not keep the crops clean of grass. but keep it down and hold it in check. making the farmers work with the hoe much easier. It is said to-be a well known fact that where a goose nips the grass. stalk of corn OF anything else green it's bite acts like poison and kills it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
Government Must Control.

This whole railroad problem is one that the Wisest statesmen must con sider. for many of these trusts have gone so far that they not only set at defiance public opinion, but even the law. Yet prosecution of them is a very difficult matter. and the efforts made in that direction have usually ended in signal failures This enor- nous combine will naturally create sentiment .n favor of federal control oi railroads. for the theory is now very properly edyanced that if all the roads of the country are to come un- der control of one power that power should be the government of the Unit ed States. The impression prevails that in his forthcoming message Pres iden Roosevelt will have something to say on the subject of trusts and com binations. and let Us hope that his words may prove a help in the solu- ton of one of the hardest jroblems that eyer puzzled the American peo plh.-Baltimore Sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
Sees Trouble Ahead.

Whether the states can accom- plish anything in the way of reliev- Ing their people from unlawful cor Tporate expressions and cXactfons will
 ienond entirely upon the view taken of sNch matters by the United States courts. Bnt a trust composed of the faAWaIs west of the Mississippi will 1T all probability be followed sooner or later by trust of those east of if and finally by single vast railway monopoly. After that will come a terrible popular revolution against prlYate monopoies and trusts. and finally the consummation of despotic government control. Events move swiftly in this age, and 1t is impossible not to see the goal to which all this consolidation of money power is tending.-New Orleans Pick ayune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
!" Toois Of Robbery"

The reciprocity convention was cap tured by the devotees of Dingleyism. The captors proceedings are an anus ing mixture of tinidity and hyprocisy. No more transparent effort to deceive was ever attempted than the essay of the advocates of tariff plunder to steer between honest advocacy of re form and urgency that the existing system of taxing the customer for the fattening of the trusts should be re tained. Try as the tools of robbery lai9t' to promote the special interests tAe,= spoke for. without seeming to try: their real attitude was perfectly Rt7eepti9le to any sensible observer
 The convention and it's doings will make 10 impression on public opinion
 | Was 2 mere fake and false pre- tense factor s..-c ciattanooga Tines.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
uoME.MADE AURORA BOREALiS
Wonderful Electrical Experiments os
 Frenchman.

foreign scientist has recently made some wonderful experiments in electricity that will crown his name with honor. By plunging the mega 2 tive wire of a powerful induction coil 2 in vessel of water. or slightly below , it. he has succeeded ill creating the
 perfect aurora borealis.s or nothern
 lights. We have seen in the sky with
 such wonder and admiration
 The f1ickering streamers, now faint, now brilliant; the dark are or half ci" ele from which they noW-ail the va ried phenomena that have puzzled the mind Of the observer are accurately repeated OH small scale
 N Plante thinks that the aurora of our northern skies is produced by a flew of positive electricity through the upper regions of tho air into plan- etary space. the fact that lightning and other similar phenomenena are not frequent at the polar regions showing that the discharge is not to- ward tho earth
 He believes that all the planets arc charged with positive electricity. and that this flows out from the neisEbor. 3oo4 of their 1aa &netie poles When | meets na resistance il goes off in obsegfe rays but when ii eacoupe nassa
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
Canal Will Be Ours.

t ti9fs looks as if. after fifty years ef REoeeastination. We were Oil the va to secure canal that will be pa tieaIlE our own and of which we shall 4e the sole protector We have aot consulted the other nations, and Iceland having gracefully bowed to ti.a Monroe Doctrine. the world $ 5etiz5d that tlIe world is ours against all ooners.-Bo5top Glo5a.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

Taken this month keeps you we'll all summer. Greatest spring tonic known. Rocky Mountain Tea made by Madison Medicine Co. 35c Ask your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
Our Brave Marines.

The spectacle of American marines climbing barefoot precipitous cliff 200 feet high to attack the fortified camp of the Filipinos in Samar must. stir the blood of all courageous peo- Chicago Inter Ocean.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
HOLIDAY RATES

The Choetaw Route Will sell tickets to points on their line, withing two hundred (200) miles of selling point, at one and one-third fare for the rounG trip. Dates of sale, December q. g. and 31. and January L with final re- turn limit to January ?, 1902 For full information call 0n agent or write to Geo. H. Lee, C. P. X T. A., Little Rock, Ark. dtf
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

Cures dizzy spells, tired feeling, st mach. kidney and liver troubles. Keeps you well all summer Rocky Mountain Tea taken thi5 month 3sc. Ak your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

Nc trade is go well established that fl can ignore advertising. and TO trust is so strong the.t ii con defy c9npe- titioa.-iaoGtablo Advertising.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
ETIQUETTE OF G!FT-clVlNG
Points to be Renen1bered in Giving
 and Receiving Presents.

There is ah etia#ette goyera.ng the sirin@ and receiving cf presents. as there is ehaHt most things. baeag4a
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

| there 2 risk to advortaiag2 Ger taiHlE. but very htte il you znoY when. hoy, and what to adyortise.- W. (. S#aft. V. M. Whit4cy < Co.. Albany.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
c A STo7 Bears the Z ,lle kld You Have Always Bought Signature of &@1kZzzzw

Some men get on in the world on the same principal that gives the man with paint pot the right of way III q crowd
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

The president eabled to Manila his Thanksgiving proclamation, 10 be pub. lished ill the Philippines.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28

E0 business nan can afford to i. his ads. drop aHt Of the paper that reaches customers Farm Machinery.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-11-28
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The courier., 1901-04-20

The Florida fedora ton has increased
during the last year from eight to ten
clubs with membership of over five
hundred women The committee on
Birds has particular field in Florida
and is making an earnest effort to pro-
tect the birds Of the state. The educa-
tional committee has undertaken to
secure more thorough examinations of
teachers, higher qualifications of officers.
the appointment Of women on school
boards and is attempting to do away
with political influence in school mat
ters. Attention is being paid to the
need OF kindergsrtens. The village i'm
provement department is also doing
good work. Mrs. w. w. drummer is
president Of the federation.
The educational work of the Alabama
10 ieration has resulted very beneficiaIly
to the state. The federation has as
signed this phase Of its work to one gen.
eral and three special committees. The
latter are kindergarten, Girls Industrial
school and Boys Rsformatory. These
committees were formed with the pur-
pose Of establishing such institutions as
the titles suggest. The legislature pas
sed bills in support Of each effort. chief.
iy through the work Of the committees.
The Boys Rotor matory school is the re-
suit OF federation work and is now un.
der the control Of board Of women.
The president Of the federation is Mrs.
). d. Wyker OF Decatur and the cor
responding secretary is Mrs. j. G.. Hill
dretb, New Decatur.
The courier., 1901-04-20

The general meeting Of the Columbus
Woman's club convened Saturday after.
noon, April the sixth, the art depart.
msnt having the meeting in charge.
After the regular business Of the month
and roll call, Mu. Carlow and Mrs.
Freidig rendered q vocal duet. Mrs. w.
The courier., 1901-04-20

The New England conference of wo-
mems clubs was held in Boston during
Thursday and Friday of last week.
From three hundred and fifty to four
hundred club women were present. The
original purpose Of the meeting as
The courier., 1901-04-20

The ladies Of the Episcopal church
gave tea last Saturday afternoon at
the home Of Mrs. Rhodes. Mrs. Camp
bsll. Mrs. Wright. Mrs. Rathbone, Miss
Murphy. Miss Hoover and Miss Hollow
bush furnished the music. The after.
noon was success financially and 90
cially. Each guest was presented with
q souvenir.
The courier., 1901-04-20

The installing Of Mary Big Buffalo
as chief OF the Cheyenne Indians, the
first Indian woman who ever acted ir
this capacity, is somewhat startling and
evidence possibly Of a Frenchmsn's
theory, that the woman epoch is a
regular. natural occurrence every 60
often during the centuries, this century,
Of course. being by far the most impor
tant and progressive. The woman move
ment or club movement has not vet
gone far enough to have perceptibly in.
fuenced Indian tribes. The recognition
Of this woman's ability and the estab-
lishment OF her power seems to be un.
accounted for except as spontaneous
action On the part Of the Cheyennes.
Mary Big Buffalo, in her official posi-
The courier., 1901-04-20

tion. attends not only TO all the business
Of the tribe, but she will also act as
chief medicine man or woman for the
Cheyenne tribe. She claims direct gifts
from the Great Spirit. 1t was she who
proposed the plan Of having all her peo-
pie 60 to Mexico and live and when she
found the United States government op-
posed tho arrangement, she called the
Cheyennes together and told them that
she had received word from the Great
Spirit saying that it would be better for
them to remain on their present reserva-
tion. Only . few white people were per-
mitted to witness the installation which
took place on the reservation near Oar
lington. For three days before the
event Mary remained in seclusion CON-
muning with good spirits and sending
encouraging messages to her tribe.
During this time the thirty medicine
men were making mysterious prepara-
tions to initiate Der into the rites of
their order. They erected tents around
the royal tepee and tasted for three days
while the common Indians gathered on
the dancing ground, feasting upon the
provender that Mary supplied them
with in plenty.
One night Big Snake. chief of the
medicine men came out very weak from
fasting to announce that all was ready
for recognizing the nsw chief. The In
dians were busy all night painting them.
selves and singing songs. At sunrise
Big Snake called in loud voice:
"Woman come forth, Cheyenne tribe
who never show white man fear have
choose squaw for big warrior, but
squaw is brave. She had brave buck.
Sne knes Great Spirit. She make good
Chief
Mary Big Buffalo came out very weak
almost pale from her long fast. After a
long ceremony Of weird songs and the
blowing OF medicine whistles, the In
dians enjoyed feast. the gift Of the
new chief.
Mary Big Buffalo will have power to
make treaties and sell land of the tribe.
but will not have the authority to pm.
ish criminals or administer any form of
justice to offenders.
The courier., 1901-04-20

Sorosis net on Tuesday at the home
of Miss Anpa Miller. Mrs. w. G. L.
Taylor gave a thoroughly interesting
and scholarly address on Trusts" The
discussion following was entered into
with freedom and animation on the
part of the members. Mrs. Taylor's
outline was as follows:
THE TRUST PROBLEM.
l. Different causes assigned to &C.
count for the existence OF trusts.
a. Trusts, the inevitable product
OF industrial evolution. b. Trusts,
brought about by the conditions
OF destructive competition. C.
Trusts, an effort to secure the
economies that arise from combi.
nations Of capital. d. Trusts, as
the result Of special privileges
control OF transportation. tariff.
patent lave, etc. 9. Trusts. as
monopolies obtained through dis
honest representations
ii. Brief history of the formation OF
trusts. a. The earlier and we'll
known truste, such as Staudard
Oil, Sugar, Whiskey, etc. b. The
industrial" movement since 1898.
Ill. The process Of forming trusts. q.
The work of promoter and finan-
cier. b. The basis Of capitaliza-
ton. C. Methods Of organization
and management.
Nv. The effects Of the trusts upon: a.
Manufacturers. b. Laborers. c,
Consumers. d. Stockholders, G.
The general public.
V. Remedies. a. On the theory Of
competition. b. On the theory of
controlled monopoliee.