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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

round der corner und says:
Hello, Hans. What vhas oop dis
time?"
Somebody cuffs me-" / says
What for?"
because / vhas writing a pook, unt
he don't like it. ! shall hat him arrest
ed und put in shall for dwenty days
You writing a pook. How vhas
she?"
She was my life und adventures,
und she makes some chills go oop your
back
Hans. don't you write a pook about
me?" says dot policemans.
No"
TT vhas all about your"
Yes"
"Und don't you say dot safes two
children from burning house und
catch more ash ten t'iefs?"
No
Den you vhas no friend to me nor
dot police force. | see how she vhas.
You vhas a selfish old Dootchmans.
und you like to get al der praise, but
look oudt for me, old bird-look oudt
for Officer MoMulligan."
How I look oudt?" | says.
Il Will show you howl"
IND he kicks me into my shop und
comes after me und knocks he around
till I fall down und my wife vhas in a
fit. When | vhas better, dot coal man
comes in, und / tell him about it.
iSo?" he says. init sorrow on his
face. 'sVhell. guess we make some
mistakes. MAYBE it vhas better dot
You don't write some pooks. / pellet
it vhas all right for yon to sing in OPP
era or paint portraits instead"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

carrots. beats. etc. This style Il more
popular. as 1t relieves the host from the
care OF carving. which Is fine art IN
itself and should never be attempted
unless 1t can be done to perfection.
There Is nothing SO grotesque as
man carving q roast awkwardly.
The older the vegetable the longer 1t
needs soaking before 1t is cooked. Per-
sons having bad digestion are cautioned
against partaking of vegetables that
grow In the ground. An UNDERGONE veg
etable Is miserable enough, so is one
done to a mush. All vegetables left
over can be scalloped or minced and
rewarmed.
A box of powered borax should al
ways be kept on the sink shelf. A lit
tie added to the water in which the dish
towels are washed will help much to
keep them clean, and at the same time
keep ones hands soft and smooth.
Golf shirt waists do not vary much
from the ordinary waist, but they al
ways should be made with sleeves large
enough to give full freedom to the play
of the muscles of the arm. The arm
holes must be of good size, and there
must be nothing about the waist that
in any way confines the figure. Many
stout women cannot wear unllned shirt
waists. but the lining may be cut away
around the shoulders, and with the
sleeves unlined, there is really not much
difference. There are flannel shirt
waists, mohair shirtwaists and the
wash silks-and these are the smartest
of any this year, for they really do
launder marvelously we'll, better than
any materials that require starch.
White waists are smarter this year
than ever, as are plain colors, but in the
colors the stripes are considered more
novel. These stripes are in three or
four shades of the one color, and are,
as rule, imported by the shirt-makers.
The waists made with box plaits,
either large or small are not satlsfac-
tory! for when they are laundered it is
almost impossible to have the plaits
ironed in the shape that they originally
were, and it is best to have something
that will come out of the laundry in
the same shape it goes in.
lBoleros are all tailor-made, with lin
en- fronts collars and SUITS. The bolero
is not likely to get out of fashion. 1t
can be varied in many ways, and can
be worn open or closed, so as to entire
ly change the aspect Of the dress.
~
For the benefit Of engaged couples
the following prophecy in reference to
the selection of the wedding day Is
given:
WED on Monday-always poor;
Wed on Tuesday-wed once more;
Wed on Wednesday-happy match;
Wed on Thursday-splendid catch;
Wed on F'riday-poorly mated;
Wed on Saturday-better waited;
Wed on Sunday-cupid's wooing;
WED in the morning-seldom ruling"
Copied from an old scrap book the
above is quite a curiosity in its way
although experience proves that it is
not altogether reliable
MARTHA.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

leave. ARRIVE
From Wheeling to- a, m a. m.
Grafton and Cumberland. -l5lVl go
Washington and Baltimore, .l2lW b..@
Philadelphia and New YORK 'lzlol 80
p,,,.,,rx and Cumberland. .sasl sn:2o
vmash;nrton and Baltinore s6:iht si1.A
Philadelphia and New Work. .e.lel ~ Y
Grafton ano Cumoerland... | ..Ml a.11
Fairmont aud Grafton...... s.Ml s.ss
Washington. Pa. and Pitts flsl Nv
GAINESVILLE and Newark...... 1.sJ
Columbus and Chicago..... ss4ul
GAINESVILLE and Columhus.., lvlul el
Cincinnati and st. Louise. V.ddul $3.50 =
Grafton and CUmberland...- -h,u"l 100
Washington and Baltlmore.I -AVi ".ss
Washington, Pa, and Pitts lib s.p
,1,.htr+on pa and Pittsl s3:45l si2.l5
p m 1911 and New York s3.45I sl2.is
"a. IN.
GAINESVILLE and Newark...... 4iVo .ii.sss
Columbus and Chicago.":.. 4.yY .id.te
Grafton and Cumberland, 4sSy 'ie.ss
Washington and Baltimore. s,oy .,nc~
: W. shinston ma and baltimore 5:25I 1000
n Mashainstsoin and New. YORK s5:e5l 5000
GAINESVILLE and Columbus. 49, $50
Cincinnati and st Louis..''l -ls1St 80
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28
Her Way of Putting 1t.

1T is extravaganza to buy such dress
lining, Mrs. Bargains"
1t was real cheav, hubby dear. Only
dollar something a yard"
How much is 'something?' What
was the price,"
1T was dollar and ninety-eight
cents"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

Arrivals and departures of trains On suA
After January 10th, 1861. Explanation q
reference Marks: DAILY; Sunday ex-
cspte6s MONDAY excepted: Saturday ex-
Scspteu. sSunday only. Eastern standard
lime. which is one hour earlier than
CentfaI Time.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

Vhas Working AWAY Nit Some
Sweat On My Brow.
pencil, und next morning l begin writ
ing. j vhas working all day NIT some
sweat on my brow when man comes
in und says:
''Vhell, cobbler, vhas you writing to
your friends in Shermany?"
"Nein, I says; | vhas writing oop
der life und adventures of myself. I
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28
yHss BOOK rs GIVEN AWAY!

Dr. P'e'ce's Common Sense Medical Advice. u
seHs FhEE TO any address on receipt of stamps 10
Pay expense Of n,aHirg ONLY The hook 10 suH Of
hesrf0s Information for wives and mothers. Seod
81 one cent stamps for cloth bound volume, o.
only 81 stamps for fire book paps--covs-s.
Addresss Or. n. v. PIERCE, Buffalo, N.Y.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

b& DC. O. Div Vest
| .,6 Ia IA All Soiumbus and Chicago.ls 100 am
| ali * 1r., Soiumnas and Cincin.ls 5:i5 pm
IN n ~, ,oium bus and Cincinis $40 am
r. 1.ao 81. .ss tiafrsvtile Accom-. II III 45 am
+ ssfss ~ ssSoluIn. and Chic. Elk. 81 Is ana
sJasin ,Se. tlalrsyilIe Accom-. II $50 pnc
] -. Aai.... -Sandusky Mail.....ls so pm
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28


Depart.
sls.l0 am
7 200 am
. 700 am
$50 pm.
sI1:W am
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

strict professional privacy which is observed in pc
sonal consultations with women by Dr. Pierce an
his staff, at the Invalids, Hotel and Surgical Inst
tute, Buffalo, N. Y. Address Dr. r. V. Pierc
Buffalo, n Y.
There is nothing "Just as good /" for weak an
sick women as Favorite Prescription )" therefor
refuse all substitutes
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

reasons falsely. Is that because she
doesn't reason at all?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28
THE HOUSEHOLD

AMARTHAr TELLS Us ABOUT Ar
PIES AND LEMONs-sERvING THE
ROAsT-WHITE SHIRT WAISTS
WILL BE MORE STYLISH THAN
EVER THIS sUMMER-PROPHEC
ON THE WEDDING DAY.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28
AT THE CONGRESS OF sAGEs

The Benedict-A wife's wise counsel
ings entereth her husbands mind, and
after many days returneth to her in
jewels and precious raiment.
The Masseuse-As a sure prevention
for wrinkles. contentment knocks facial
massage all to pieces.
The Cynic--It has been said that ow-
ing to fortunate instinct woman never
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-04-28

.Daily. fDaily except Sunday. -,
Pullman Sleeping or Parior CARE on an
,hrongb trains r. G. BURKE.
City Passenger and Ticket Agent,
AGENT FOR ALI. STEAMSHIP Linen
r u UNDERWOOD, -. b. MARTIN,
General Manager. Mgr. Pass. Irahlo.
Baltimore.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02

we sufficiently determined to sue
ceedP 1t lies with US as to what
shall be the outcome of the Alliance
in North Carolina. IF we are true
to the Alliance we will promulgate
and disseminate it's teachings. Dis
cuss reorganization at your county
meeting and suggest the best plan to
re-organize the Alliance in your
county.
We are hopeful that at the State
meeting the different views pre-
sented by the delegates will result in
a plan that will revive the Alliance
in every county in the State.
T. B. PARKER.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
Very truly yours,
Very truly yours,
FREDERIC EMORY,
Chief, Bureau of Foreign Commerce
Washington, D. G.

GERMAN DEMAND FOR MONAZITE SAND.
Consul Brundage reports from AK
la Chapelle, May 18, 1901, that the
general manager of the Chemische
Fabrik Rhenania, of that city Zone
of the largest chemical factories in
Germany, desires to purchase 200
tons or more per year of what is
commercially known as monazite
sand. At present, this is obtained
from Brazil, but the consul is in
formed that this sand exists in North
Carolina and other parts of the United
States, and he suggests that miners
should communicate at once with
the company named, giving ability
to furnish, percentage of thorium,
and prices delivered f. o, b. wharf,
Newport News, Baltimore, Philadel-
phia, or New York.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
Correspondence.
WORK FOR ALLIANCEMEN.

Secretary Parker Urges the Importance OF
Proper Work at the County heenngs-H"O
Subjects That Should be Discussed
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
HOW's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foF
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props Toledo, o.
We the undel signed, have known F. ]. Che
ney for the last l5 years, and believe him per-
EeCtly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
Gons made by their firm.
WEST TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o,
"ALDING, KINEAS & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, TOleds, o.
:aail' Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
Glrectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
Toe system. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
DTnRg1stS. Testimonials free.
Aa44's Family Pills are the best.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02

Answering the foregoing inquiry
we print herewith the following
article from one of our exchanges
which we believe to be correct in
every particular:
The changes in the international
revenue law made by the last Con-
gress go into effect on July 1. The
following are the taxes that we're
repealed outright and that will not
be collected after June 80:
Bank checks, 2 cents
Bills of lading for export, 10 cents.
Bond of obligation by guarantee
company, . of one cent on each
dollar.
Certificates of damage, 25 cents.
Certificate of deposit, 2 cents.
Certificates not otherwise specified,
10 cents.
Charter party, So to $40.
Chewing gum, A cents each 81.
Commercial brokers, 500.
Drafts, sight, 2 cents.
Express receipts, cent.
Insurance-Life, 8 cents on each
800; marine, inland, fire, a cent on
each 81; casualty, fidelity and guar
anty, q cent on each 81.
Lease, 25 cents to 81.
Manifest for custom house entry,
81 to So.
I Mortgage or conveyance in trust,
25 cents for each 81, 800.
Order for payment of money on
sight or on demand.
Perfumery and cosmetics, x cent
for each cents.
Power of attorney to vote, 10
cents.
Power of attorney to sell, 25 cents.
Promissory notes, 2 cents for
each 800.
Proprietary medicines, q cent for
each cents.
Protest, 25 cents.
Telegraph messages, 1 cent.
Telephone messages, 1 cent.
U. S. money orders, 2 cents for
each $1OO.
Warehouse receipts, 25 cents.
1t will be observed that the taxes
on kilograms and bank checks, which
were the greatest nuisance to the
general public, will cease with this
month. All unused stamps of all
sorts will, of course, be redeemed by
the government, under certain regu-
latiOns, through the collector of the
district
Besides the taxes repealed outright
the tax on beer, foreign bills of ex-
change, cigars, cigarettes, convey
ances, legacies, telegraph money
orders, tobacco and snuff, and sales
of products at exchanges will be
materially reduced.
About 30 of the tax items of the
old law will remain unchanged,
while an additional tax of $50 will
be required of brokers Of class two,
and 2 cents on each $1OO of business
transacted by bucket-shops.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
AS TO STAMP TAXES.

Correspondence of The Progressive Farmer.
l understand that many of the
annoying stamp taxes that we have
been suffering for three years are to
be removed July 1st as some one has
we'll said, licking the war stamps
was a bigger job than licking Spain.
Now will Editor Poe kindly inform
US through the columns of The Pro
gressive Farmer which of these taxes
will be of no effect after June Both,
and which will remain in force?
E. II. S.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
GERMAN DEMAND FOR MoNAz1TE.

Correspondence of The Progressive Farmer.
I enclose herewith advance sheets
of Consular Reports No. 1910, con-
tanning report from Consul Brund-
age, of AK la Chapelle, upon the de-
mand in Germany for monazite sand,
which is said to exist in North Caro-
lima. If you will publish the para
graph in your paper, it may attract
the attention of owners of these de-
posits, and lead to profitable trade
relations.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02

natives, but simply says the Consti-
tuition follows the flag. The world
wags. j. B. ALEXANDER.
Mecklenburg Co., N. G.
The progressive farmer., 1901-07-02
+ THE GREATEST OF OUR PREMIUM OFFERS

The first 40 who
ask send them the American Queen VIII
of yearly subscriptions the american not
filled To
that we purchased when the magazine not nearly good now
its subscription list increased and the subscription price fifty
seventyfve
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19
RELIGION.
DenVer News

Denver News
From out our darkness, wrong and agony,
0 Being Infinite,
With humble hearts, we lift our hands to
thee
And pray to Thee for light:
We feel through all our infidelity
There is eternal right.
We feel above our selfishness and crime,
The mists that cloud our eyes
That, like an everlasting Sun sublime
Thou shinest in the skies;
And, glimpsing that yelled glory, we would
climb
To some sweet paradise
Despite our greed and sensibility,
Our seltishnesS and strife
Despite our narrowness and bigotry,
Our inmost souls are rife
With glimpses of the truth divine that we
Shall gain eternal life.
We are material and swelled with pride;
Our hayward feet are set
In paths Of sin; thy truths we have de-
MED;
Thy precepts we forget:
But, although for the moment turned
aside.
Lord, spare thy people yet.
We stretch imploring hands. to thee for
Oh. hear US while we pray,
Conduct us back unto the paths of right
The ever upward way:
And lead us from our groupings through
the night
Unto the better day.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19
You DoN'T NEED a sTo,r.c,

II VIII be interesting to dyspeptic
humanity to know that it has been fin
ally demonstrated that man can get
along and enjoy himself without a
stomach. The last person to undareo
TINS operation is Charles Kreuger. Of
chicago. The other day he ate his first
meal since losing this organ.
Tie was at his home with his wife
chiidren and relatives. The table was
overcoming with good things, as Mrs.
Kruger made it a sort of inform, ),
banquet IN commemoration of her hus-
bands extraordinary escape from,
death. Though Kruger had a eood on
petlte he was debarred from manv or
binary edibles. Chicken SOUP mashed
potatoes, beef tea, dry toast. farina mud
ding and matted milk was his fare.
He enjoyed the meal and experienced
no i'll effects from it.
While his food will be of vegetables
and predigested meats" said DR. Eads
who performed the operation, che ought
TO find no difficulty in living. In the
course OF time pouch will form where
the stomach formerly was and this will
aid In the work of digestion"
One OF the two previous operations
OF the same kind was performed by DIR.
Schatter, of Zurich, Switzerland. on a
woman, who, after several years. is re-
ported to have found little inconveni-
ence In getting along without her stom-
ach This operation was followed by
another by DR.. Brigham of San Fran
CISCO whose patient, man, completely
recovered.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

copied my Style and introduced a few Cir
Gus Methods into your Sermons, am sat
isfled that in a couple of years you would
be up in Big Town with Tabernacle of
your own instead of holding down an $3.50
Sinecure out here on the Prairie. Follow
me and you will wear Diamonds and have
Roll big enough to choke Horse
Your Undertaking may be profitable,
but cannot sanction it because of the De-
grading Associations" said the Minister
''Fie, Father Minen' exclaimed the
Barker Think not that all the Nice Peo-
pie in the World live up in your End of
Town. The Circassian Princess, to whom
l am engaged, is a Perfect Lady. The
Samoan Spotted Boy sends all his Salary
to his Sister in Crawfordsville every Week.
The India Rubber Man and the Snake
Charmer are happily married and saving
up to buy a Cottage in Chicago. The
Bearded Lady is Sober and Reliable and
has a Wife and three Lovely Children in
East st. Louis. Don't condemn a Eel
low-Being simply because he is a Freak
and gets paid for it. Think how many
there are who are tolerated and invited
out simply on account of their Families
l am sure that if you go in and mix with
the Curiosities you will find them a very
amiable Lot. l will tip the Wink to the
Ticket-Taker, and he will let you in on
your Face. We always recognize the
Profesh."
Tempt me not" said the Pastor, as he
broke ground. Il feel myself Falling"
And he ran to Escape.
MORAL: A careful Early Training is
seldom wasted.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

sent on these jm-jam Banners? | notice
that the Stout Lady is depicted as being
ABOUT the size of a Load of Hay and the
Boa Constructor is at least three times
as long as a Telegraph Pole"
It's getting SO it's no use to Advertise
unless you Scare them" replied the Son.
"A Man has to Holler these DAVIS mr. no
BODY don't fool any, one They are as
harmless as Campaign Pledges. We put
up these Colored Supplement Pictures in
oraer TO preserve the Traditions l don't
nlilo teillhg you on the Q. T. that The
NHu man from Madagascar is Coon
"hltewasher that we picked up in Louis
vile, but If we placarded that Fact if
would dispel the Pleasure of seeing him
tug at his Chain and no one would think
better of us for Owning Up. They wouId
SIMPLY say that We were not runnins ~,
old-time bang-up Side-Show such as thew
drove in to see Suppose the Boss Dea-
con in your Congregation puts If in the
Paper that he is letting his entire Stock
go at Below Cost. No one swallows If
out Is the Deacon called up for a Church
1rlal! Nay. nay,,.., Pauline. On the con-
trary, every one says that the Deacon is
d Foxy Gazabe. But if he printed that he
sold Goods for all he could get and honad
70 ohln every one who came into his Place
theh Feople would say that he had the
wines ana ought to be locked I'D in the
" heeI-House IT was Mr. Barnum who
discovered by Experiment that the An,eri-
Can fupnc likes to be Humbugged ana
SINCE then over 100000 Schemers have
stolen MS Process. Our Fellow-Citizeps
nave become so accustomed to an ona,,;,,
BUN at least six times as strong &c tba
showdown that they have no Resnect 60,
" layer VINO never puts up a Bold Front
with a weak Hand. They tell him TO bacl.
out Oh the Game and make room for
True Sport. q
"A good part of your Ianeuaga oo.e
past me- but am Fly enough to see what
~ are uflVing at said the Minister
Admitting the Truth of all YOU saw do
YOU nave the supreme Face to stand there
ana tell me that this is a proper Calling
LOT one who was brought up by Hand IL,
an Atmosphere of Sanctity?''
WY not?" asked the Son. "Jt is tr,,a
mat am Mountebank, but there are
o'hers' All Public Characters arc more
VI iess IN the Show Business since tho
introduction of Boom Methods TIN
ABOUT your Hoop-La and 1o,,r ~,
Beating When l see Head So ~
'he VIC rid OF Thought put on his snano-
res anu oeglh to do Cart-Wheels So % r.
oraw Crowd, feel that the sida-sbo,,,
man isn't IN it. L am afraid Won arc ~.
ping my Open-Air Meetings ont of De-
iessiohai jealouy. You address abou+ aoa
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

itchin to be fired Instead OF droppin
that critter right thar IN mis- tracks and
dom this territory a good turn, YOU
lets him walk out of sight and then
comes over TO Sandy Bend, distance
of 'leven miles, and calmly says you
wants jestice, You had jestlce right
before you-jestice till it made you
tired. You knowed what this great and
glorious west expected of you. you
knowed the custome of this community.
and yit. with all this in front OF you.
you rides up to the Red Hoss saloon at
midnight and draws me out OF a game
Of poker to tell me that you wants law
book jestice!"
Il didn't want to shoot the crltter,"
humbly replied Tom.
"Of course not. All you wanted was
jestice. and jestice you shall have.
This court is goin TO turn that ole crit
ter of prisoner loose to go his way.
Thar hain't no doubt that kin send
him to prison, but / turn him loose be-
kase know that it won't be a month
before somebody will strike his trail
and drop him. As for the plaintiff.
who brung a case and took up the val-
liable time of this court when the path
of dooty was plain before him, he'll hev
to fork over s11 fur costs, and AFTER
wards he'd better find that yere hole in
the hill and crawl into it and stay
thar"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-05-19

A Check ON Chicago.

Baltimore Star.
A port which is practically closed 70
navigation by ice during 1--WE months In
the year and which can be reached only
by such tortuous waterways that rare
good fortune alone viii enable a vessel 70
get through. is hardly in a position TO
compete with Baltimore New York and
other ports ON the Atlantic seaboard
In view OF ChicaEo's discouraglug ex'
perience with two cargoes. she viii prob
ably not continue the tests whereby II
was hoped to achieve commercial inds.
pendence OF the eastern railroads and
ports The trunk lines wili no doubt, con
tinue to carry cereals eastward for ship
ment across the Atlantic and the Winds
City will be Obliged to recognize that ma
ture has imposed definite limitations to
her ambition