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of $51.70 for round trip, conditions to be
named later.
For further information call on or
write W. H. Merriman, GenI Agt. N. p.
Ry., corner Park and Main streets,
Butte, Montana.
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SLEEPER SERVICE TO KANSAS
CITY VIA "THE MIL
WAI.KfEn LIME

F'irst-class Pullman sleeper from Twin
Cities every day via the Chicago. NIL
waukee & ST. Paul railway to Kansas
City.
Leaves Minneapolis at 1850 a. m, 81.
Paul at 500 a. M, arrives at Kansas
City at o'clock next morning.
Direct and most comfortable route ia
Kansas City and the southwest AMI
California.
Pullman touris. sleeper also from Twin
Cities every Tuesday. running through
to Los Angeles. Cal.
Apply to ticket agents. or write J. L.
Conley. assistant passenger agent, 81.
Paul. for lowest one-way and re und-trip
rates u all points south and y St
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LETTER LIST.

The following is list Of letters adj
vertised at Butte, Mont, for the week
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And an excellent company, and all the
original scenery, costumes, properties.
ETC., as seen during the long and
memorable engagement at the Knicker-
becker Theater. New York. A sumptu-
GUS production.
Sale Of seats Thursday, 9 a. m. Prices
$50. 100. Is SO and % cents.
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THAT bookkeeper of yours never seems
10 be sick"
mo: he's the most expert germdodger
we've had in the establishment."-Cht-
caro- Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
TWO CONVENTIONS
ADJOURN
The Woodmen Of the World Decide
to Meet at Indianapolis in the
Year 1908.
INDUSTRIAL CONVENTION
A Number Of Important Papers Are Dis
cussed at the Concluding Session Held
Today at Philadelphia The 1u-
dustries Of the New South.

Philadelphia, June 14.-The conclud
convention was one of the most inter.
esting. Paul Capdeyielle of New Or.
leans, read paper on Municipal I'm.
provement in the South" Railroads
and Their Work for the South" was
discussed. 1.-THE Press of the South, and
its Relations to the Industrial Develop
ment of the South was presented by
Col. w. A. Hemphill, of the Atlanta
Constitution, and was discussed by the
representatives of other southern
newspapers.
THE WoODMEN.
st. Paul, June 1.-THE next conven-
ton of Modern Woodmen of America
goes to Indianapolis in 1908
NEXT PLACE OF MEETING.
st. Paul, June 14.-A resolution was
adopted by the head camp of the Mod
ern Woodmen of America empowering
the executive council to change the
place of the next meeting if acceptable
railroad rates can not be secured to
Indianapolis.
THE JUBILEE CONVENTION.
Boston, Mass, June 14.-At todays
session of the Young Mems Christian
association international jubilee con-
vention, sectional meetings were held,
also meetings which introduced ad-
dresses on physical and religious work
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
GABLES IS
MORE HUMBLE
He Has Made Overtures to Surren-
der to General Sumner To-
morrow at Santa Cruz.
COL. BOLANOS GIVES UP
American D5serters With the Insurgents
at Lipa Caused the Heavy Fatalities to
American Officers in That Engage
Philippine Situation.

Manila, June 14.--Cailles, the insur-
gent leader in Laguna province, has be-
come more humble and now intimates
his Willingness to surrender hundred
guns to General Sumner tomorrow at
Santa Cruz and give up the remainder
in three days Colonel BC,anos with
five officers and Al rifles, surrendered at
Lipa, Batangas province. The recent
battle with the insurgents at Lipa, in
which Lieutenant Springer was killed.
Captain Wilhelm and Lieutenant Lee
mortally wounded, was begun by the
Americans. The disproportionate
number of officers hit, it is said, should
be chargeable to the fact that there
were several deserters from the Amer
leans with the rebels.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
OFFICIAL MATTERS.
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.

CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.
The civil service commission has pos
ted advertisements for laundress a
the government Indian school in thi:
city at an annual salary of $500. Ap.
plication blanks must be filed in Wash.
ington by July Is.
NEW MEXICO LOUISIANA PUR.
CHASE EXPOSITION COM
MISSION.
The New Mexico commission of the
st. Louis worlds fair was organized al
Albuquerque on Tuesday with Judge
Fl. l.. Waldo president, A. M. Blackwell
vice president, Major r. j. Palen treas
urer, and Hon. Thomas Hughes secre-
tary.
Hon. Thomas S. Hubbell, Hon. w. B
Walton and Hon. Thomas Hughes were
selected as the executive committee.
M. w. Porterfield of Silver City, was
named as manager of the New Mexico
exhibit at the fair, and A. M. Blackwell
was authorized to secure site for the
New Mexico building.
The secretary was instructed to cor
respond with the fair commissioners
of Oklahoma and Arizona and ask them
to meet with the New Mexico commits
sion in October at Albuquerque to ar
range for the erection of a joint build
ing at st. Louis for the use of the three
territories.
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The HAND OF DEATH.
Professor Truman Henry Stafford, a Matbe-
matioian and Astronomer Is Dead.

l IL
New York, June A.-Professor Tru-
man Henry Stafford, mathematician
| and astronomer, whose death has Just
| been announced, will be buried in the
college burying ground at Williams
town, Mass. He was born at Royalton,
VT, 65 years ago. At an early age, he
attracted attention by his powers of
calculation. He could mentally extract
the square, cubic root of numbers of
nine and ten places of figures and could
multiply four figures by four figures
as rapidly as it could be done upon pa
per. Professor Benjamin Pierce said
of him in 1S4S that "his knowledge is ac-
companied with powers of abstraction
and concentration rarely possessed at
any age except by the minds of the
highest order"
AN ARAPAHOE CHIEF.
Cheyenne, Wyo., June 14-Sharp
Nose, chief of the northern Arapahoes
of the Wind river reservation, is dead,
aged 66. He was one of the most blood
thirsty Indians of the west, and many
murders have been attributed to him.
He was a leader of the recent rebel
lion against the Indian agent at Fort
Washakie.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
FIRES AND OTHER
DISASTERS
A Fire in a Russian Ship Yard Cost
Twelve Lives and 100000
Roubles.
FIFTEEN KILLED In FRANCE
An Explosion Wrecked Carriage Factory
and Caused Terrible Aavoc-A $780,
900 Hotel Burned to the Ground
at West Baden, Ind.

st. Petersburg, June 14.-A fire at the
Galleys island shipyards yesterday
consumed the slips, the cruiser Witja:
and other vessels, the government ~nf
other buildings and a large stock Of
timber. Twelve persons were lost. The
damage is 10000, 900 roubles.
RUN DOWN BY A TRAIN.
Flint, Mich, June 14.-A Pere Mar
quette passenger train today struck a
double carriage at Hamilton avenue
crossing in the suburb of Oak Park and
instantly killed Major G. w. Bucking-
ham of Flint, Miss Abbie Buckingham,
Mrs. Thomas Applegate, of Adrian. and
Mrs M. Humphrey of Adrian.
A SUMMER RESORT DESTROYED.
West Baden, Ind, June 14.-The Min
eral Springs hotel was destroyed by fire
early today. The loss is 100000; insur-
ance 100000. Two hundred and twen-
ty-five guests registered at the hotel
last night. All escaped. Most of them
lost their effects.
TWO STEAMERS WRECKED.
st. Johns, N. f., June 14.-The ley
land line steamer Assyrian, ashore off
Cape Race, went to pieces during the
night and is a total wreck. The tug
Petrol which was forced on the rocks
yesterday while attempting to assist
the Assyrian has also become a total
wreck. The crews of both vessels es-
capped to the shore.
A FATAL EXPLOSION.
Paris, June 14-An explosion in a.
cartridge factory in the suburbs of Les
Moulineaux, resulted in the loss of fif-
teen lives and injuring about 20 per-
sons. The victims We're horribly mutt
ated. The majority of the injured We're
women.
THE PORT ROYAL DISASTER.
Port Royal, Pa, June 14.-Rumors are
abroad today that more men than IS
are buried in the Port Royal mine. A
long time will be required to ascertain
accurately the number entombed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
S0CORRO COUNTY
MINING INTERESTS
Many Mines Are Being Developed and
Operated in the Magdalena
and the Kelly Dis
tricts.
A PROSPEROUS YEAR FOR SOCORRO

Special Correspondence New Mexican
Socorro, June 49, 1901.-F. M. Hill, ont
of the most conservative mining nler
in the territory and very close obser.
yer of all matters pertaining to min.
-, was interviewed by New Mexi.
can representative, on the subject Of
the mines of Socorro county and more
erpecially the Magdalena district from
which place he had just returned. He
said without any hesitation that the
outlook for that camp was never bet
ter. 'The Cavern mine is in a large
body of fine ore, part of which Is being
shipped, while the balance is being con-
centrated at the mine, the mill run
ming day and night.
"The Juanita mine has large body
of high grade smelling and fluxing ore
and is shipping right along.
"The Young America continues to
improve in grade and quantity The
shipments it makes are heavy. This
mine is attracting the attention of min
ing men.
"The Summit Queen mine Is now
driving two tunnels, one on the east
side of the mountain and one on the
west. In the latter it has cut a fine
vein of high grade copper ore which is
being shipped. This mine is one of the
Woodland group and from present in
dications promises not only to prove
rich paying mine but a heavy pro-
ducer.
"The Capital mine, owned by J. M.
Hill and F. M. Hill, is situated about
half mile north of Little Baldy. In
developing this mine rich vein of high
grade silver and lead has been cut and
from all reports the Capital will soon
be placed on the list of heavy produce
ers. The ore lies between granite and
porphyry.
"The Hardscrabble mine and the
Orear properties are both showing up
fine.
"The celebrated Graphic mine is be-
ing exploited under the able manage
ment Of Captain A. B. Fitch.
"The old Kelly mine. the property of
Mrs. Billings, is again in an immense
body of fine smelling ore and is stea.,
dy shipper
There seems to be general activity IN
all of the camps of this county. This
added to the fine condition Of the rang
es and stock, and the largest wheat
crop ever raised in the county, will
give Socorro county good start on
the road to prosperity.
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SCANDALOUS CONDUCT.
1t is Punished by a Court Martial Upon
Robert E, Impev,

Washington, June 14.-A loss of ten
numbers in his grade and reduction In
his pay to furlough pay for two years
and to be publicly reprimanded, is the
sentence imposed by court martial
upon Captain Robert e. Impey, at
present stationed at the Mare Island
navy yard. The captain was charged
with scandalous conduct in having rep
resented to dentist that his bill must
be reduced because it required the ap-
proval of the treasury officers, where
as this was a purely personal matter.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
TERRITORIAL INSTITUTIONS.
An Important Opinion by Solicitor General
E, L, Bartlett,

! Upon the request of the auditor of the
territory, Hon. w. G. Sargent, Solicitor
| General E. l.. Bartlett has rendered
the following opinion in full explana-
| ton of the recent law making change
| in the system of accounts of all terri
torial institutions, educational, chari.
table or otherwise receiving aid by ap-
preparation from the territory:
Santa Fe, N. M, June Z, 1901.
Hon. W. G. Sargent, Auditor of the
Territory of New Mexico.
Dear Sir: Your favor of the 7th in
stant asking my official opinion upon
what Is required from territorial and
charitable institutions under council
bill No. rs of the 34th legislative assem-
bly,, is received and replying will say:
That the bill in question was intend
ed to and does require the board of
managers of the different territorial in
stitutions and the persons in charge of
charitable or other institutions which
receive territorial aid, to keep in a
record book strict account of all mon
eys received by them from the terri
tory, and also an itemized account of
all disbursements; and no warrant can
be drawn by you for any amount in fa-
vor of such institutions unless the re-
QUESTION therefor is accompanied with
itemized receipts for the money expen-
ded after the last requisitlon.
The act in question contemplates
that all accounts against such institu-
tions shall be made in duplicate, one to
be filed with the requisition, upon you,
and the other to be retained by the in
stitution and at the end of the fiscal
year that the proper officer shall make
a detailed statement of all expenditures
to be transmitted to the governor.
This act took effect on the 21st day
of March, and acquisitions since that
time must comply with this law in or
der to have them honored by you.
Very respectfully,
EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Solicitor General
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
c II FORAKER RE-APPOIETED.
The Expected Has Happened Little
Ahead Of Time.

Washington, D. c., June 14.-The
president today made the following ap-
pointments: Charles w. Raymond, OF
Illinois, judge in Indian Territory.
Solomon F. Stahl, Arkansas, marshal OF
the western district of Arkansas, Chas.
?. Hitch, of Illinois, marshal OF the
southern district OF Illinois,; Creighton
M. Foraker, marshal of New Mexico.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
HURT IN An ACCIDENT.
Miss Disetts and Miss Ring Net With a
Mishap,

Rinconada, June 13, 1901.-Last week
when Miss Disette and Miss Ring of
Santa Fe, were being driven from Taos
over the mountains to the Picuris In
dian pueblo near Penasco, Taos county,
the wagon by their seat turning over
as the wagon. went up steep hill. They
were both thrown backward and were
badly bruised and shaken up. Miss
Ring was the more seriously injured,
but is now able to be about again.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
SANTA FE, N. M, FRIDAY JUNE H. 1901.
GOBBLED UP A
WHOLE ISLAND
FRINGE Poniatowski of San Francisco Be-
cures an Absolute Concession from the
Sultan Of Jolo for the Island
of Paraguao.
A $1o,ooo,ooo COMPANY ORGANIZED

San Francisco, Calf, June 14.-A
special from Manila says: Prince Pom
iatowski of San Francisco procured
from the sultan Of Jolo an absolute
concession for so years ending with the
year 1850, of the island of Paraguao. 1t
is reported that the prince has formed
$lO'OOo,O9O company and is making
plans for the most thorough exploita-
ton of the timber, mining, rubber and
pearl industries Of the island and the
develOpment of its shippinC
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q. 3. weather Bure.u Note,.

Forecast for New Mexico: Showers
In north. Fair in south portion tonight.
Saturday fair.
Yesterday the thermometer registered
Is follows: Maximum temperature, rs
degrees, at 1:15 p. m; minimum, 81 de-.
grees. at 4:50 q. m. The mean tenn
perature for the "a hours was 66 de-
grees. Mean daily humidity, 25 per cent.
Temperature at 500 .. m. today, SO.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14

The Man Who Has Paid No Taxes for Ter
Years Sets Himself Up as the Repre-
sentative Of the Tax PAYERS.

Special to the New Mexican.
Washington, D. c., June 14.--William
M Berger has arrived and has filed
some charges against Governor Otero.
These charges were transmitted to
Governor Otero for answer. Berger in
an interview says that he represents
no one but tax payers, that he does
not represent the T. B. Catron faction,
nor saloon, nor gambling, nor whisky
men
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
4 FIRE CHIEF DISCHARGED.
An Unpleasant Controversy in the NUM-.
cipal Circles Of Omaha.

Omaha, Neb., June 1.-THE city
council at special meeting with the
assistance of the mayor and advice of
the city attorney. summarily discharg-
ed Fire Chief John Redell and appoint
ed as his successor former Assistant
Chief Charles A. Salter Redell turned
ovar the Office under protest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
The SHREVEPORT MOB.
Not One Of the Imprisoned Negroes Has
Yet Been Lynched.

New Orleans, La, June 14-Advices
from Shreveport at o'clock indicate
that none of the negroes concerned in
the Foster murder has been lynched.
Edwards the murderer, is still at large.
QUIET AT SHREVEPORT.
Shreveport, La, June 14.-At p. m.
today everything was quiet at the scene
of the murder of young Foster. Gov
ernor Mcmillan Of Tennessee, and wife,
arrived at Shreveport today to attend
the funeral of young Foster.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14

Washington, D. c., June 14.-Mrs
McKinley's physicians held the usual
consultation this forenoon and decided
to discontinue the issuance of bulletins.
1t is said that her condition continues to
improve SLOWLY.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
NO INJUNCTION GRANTED.
Another Phase in the Suit Against the
Copper Trust,

New York, June 14.-Vice Chancellor
Stevens. sitting in Newark today, de-
MED the application for an injunction
to restrain the Amalgamated Copper
company from purchasing the Butte
and Boston and the Boston and Mon
tana companies. He also required the
plaintiffs in the action to file bond for
$4,000 on appeal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
He win Stretch a Rome.

Pittsburg, Pa, June 14.-John Biddle,
charged with robbery and the snbse-
quent killing of Grocer Thomas d.
Kahney, was convicted this morning of
murder in the first degree.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
DON'T ;ss1;sS 8: 81. ; /: : sss s:'s

You can be cured Of any form of tobacco using
new life and vigor by taking M6.TO.Rl0.
that makes weak men strong, Many rain
ten pounds IN ten days. Over 3 1OOs 00O
les and advice FREE. address sTERI%NG LING
RE1k0Y 60, Chicago or New York. 4N
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
The Wool Market.

st. Louis, June 14.-Wool is quiet and
unchanged; territory and western me-
dium, 10 a IS; fine, 10 a 10; coarse,
10 "a 12
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
4 JAIL BREAK.
A Colorado Sheriff Shot in the Jaw by q
Prisoner,

Fort Morgan, Colo, June A-Sherifi
j. A. Calvert was shot in the jaw and
seriously but not fatally injured last
night in Jail by Harry Simington. a
prisoner, who then escaped. Lawrence
Smith and J. M. Hill, also attempted to
escape, but were overpowered by a
sheriff and posse and driven back into
their cells and locked up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
STOCK,


Kansas City, Mo-, June 14.-Cattle, re-
ceipts, 5000: best beef steers and stock
ers and feeders steady, other cattle
shade lower.
Native steers $4.9O q $5.s5; Texas
steers, $3.50 q $40; Texas grassers,
$500 q $4.25; Texas cows, 81. .65 q "a. 90;
native cows and heifers, 1925 q $5.35;
stockers and feeders, $3.50 a $49O;
bulls, $3.15 q $4 65; calves, $3.50 q
$3.50.
Sheep, 6, 900; easy to shade lower. Nut
tons, $3.50; q $4.6O; lambs $4.25 @$5. 10;
grass Texans, $500 a Sc 90; spring
lambs, $4.25 q $5.25.
Chicago, juno 14.-Cattle, receipts,
2,5OO; steady.
Good to prime steers, $5.45 q $6.25;
poor to medium, $4.40 a IS. 40; stockers
and feeders, So. 90 q $4. 90; cows, $2.7O @
$5.1O; heifers, $2.7O @ $50; Gamers,
$500 @ $2.65; bulls, $3.50 q $4.60;
calves, $3.50 q 1925; Texas fed steers,
$4.35 q $5. 60; Texas bulls, $2.75 @ $3.35.
Sheep, 6,OOO; market steady. Good to
choice weathers, SO. q $4.l5; fair to
choice mixed, $3.65 q $3.95; western
sheep, 50 90 q 81 IS; yearlings, $4.10 q
$3.50; native lambs, $500 q IS. 90; west
ern lambs, $4.65 q $5.05; spring lambs
up to $5.75.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
ANOTHER NEGRO HANGED.

Griffin, colored, was hanged here today
for the murder in October last of r.
Marion Latimer, passenger conductor
on the Southern railway. The conduc-
tor was killed for ordering the negro to
come inside the car from the platform
while the train was in motion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
HANGING TO 4 RLP1ER.
A City PASSENGER Agent at Des Moines
Commits Suicide.

Des Moines, Ia. June 14.-Seneca w.
Hazard, city passenger agent Of the
Northwestern railway, was found ham
sing to a rafter in the basement Of the
city ticket Office at o'clock this mora,
irg. No cause for the suicide is known.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14

"MOUNTAIE TROUT?"
Well. we'll. what do you think Of that?
Can at the Bon-Ton.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14

Buffalo and return $5AlO on sale dali
ly, Santa Fe Route.S
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PORK, LARD, RIBS,

Pork, June, $14.7211; July, $l4.72H.
Lard, June, $3.50; July, $3.50. Ribs,
June, $s.O2h a ss.O5; July, $500 q
$8,O5,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
DEATH TO The WHITES.
Four Negro Murderers We're Hanged
Sylvania, Georgia, Today.

Sylvania, Ca, June 14.-Arnold Agus-
tus, Andrew Davis, Richard Sanders,
William Hudson, and Samuel Baldwin,
negroes, were executed at the county
Jail of Screven county this afternoon
They marched between a squad of SOL
diers to the scaffold, made short talk
and received spiritual consolation.
None of the negroes said that he was
innocent of the crime for which they
met death. They were convicted of
murder committed under an alleged
criminal conspiracy by an organized
band of blacks known as "The Knights
of the Archer" The motto of the or
ganization, it is said, was death to the
whites"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14
MARKET REPORT.
MONEY AND METAL.

New York, June 14.-Money on call
nominally az q per cent Prime mer-
camille paper, az q AZ. Silver, 595s.
GRAIN.
Chicago, June 14.-Wheat, June, 69s4; !;
July, 7Ok a TO4. Corn, June, AK a
AZ; July, 42ss q 4214. Oats, June, 26ss;
July, ~. a
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1901-06-14

Bargains we preserves that formerly
in SOFA at 20 10 cents the uniform price of
JAMS a Thev not as nn @ W ro N cents at cents
are worth almost the or
The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-05-06
INSTEAD.

His Great Anxiety. -Athlete-"Did--I -break-it, docfor?" Doctor-"I will be plain With you. The arm is broken, the colar-bone crushed, the skull is fractured-" Athlete-"No, no, mol! The-did-I- -breals-the-- What" Record ?"-Tlt-B Bits
 Chimmy-"Don yer wish yer had big eyes, like dat Fauntelroy Van Gib- bons kid?" Billy-"Naw! He might be all right in beln liked by de wimmin, but he ain. in it when 1t comes to squintin' through nailhole in de base ball fence. Philadelphia Record.
 Twentieth Century Religion. Deacon deGoode-"Why don't you go to church, neighbour" Neighbor "NoN time. Churches are too slow for this age tury mile minute civilization, mo- sree." 'Um-well, what would you suggest instead?" Cant say exactly, but 1t ought to be some sort of a put-a- nickel-in the -slot-and- save your-soul machine. New York Weekly.
 His Object Explained tender foot watched the miner for some tim in silence. Are you sinking that shlft ill the hope of striking cre?" lie asked finally. Hardly, replied the miner, as he rested for a moment. There, isn't enough ore here to maNs n decen charge for single barrelled shotgun. am merely sinking the shaft in the hope of striking a sucker from the east when the tourist season begins. Chicago Evening Post.
 
 Mamma-"Tommy, the teacher tells me that you do not behave in school and that you are sadly behind in your studies" Tommy--And you sat and listened to her. Mamma, don't you know 1t takes two persons to gossip " Amply Described--Mrs. Goodsoul (an- swering r;ng)-"What is 1t? little girl?' Mary Please. ma'am. we've lost our kitty She left yesterday. and we're hunting her We want to know If you have seen eat by the name of Min erVa go by your house. Pluck.