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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
WHERE WE BEAT ,EM.
one Respect In which American
OntcIass the british, and in
which They Cannot Hope TO

One Respect I'm which American
vntcInss II british, and in
winch They Cannot Hope to
He is from England, and not long
from there. He was visiting his friend
In Hyde park, and of course he was
boasting.
"oh, yes, my boy, the United States
does very well for a new nation" he
said, kindly, You are great in some re-
spects' but look at us. We have our
navy that beats the world; our army.
never licked; our great steamship
INES, our bank, Lombard street. the
center of the world. our loyal
colonies and all the rest. What can
equal them?"
And we have age, too. Look at our
abbeys, and u ancient towns, and
our papers of state. Why, man. in
what can you boast Of beating us?"
His Hyde Park friend studied a mo-
ment. Then he replied:
Down in Texas there is an old chan
who was talked to just this way once
by a man from your country who went
there for his health. And after all the
Engllshman's bOasting was done the
man or the cattle country winked at
me, rolled his tobacco over I'm hi.
mouth and spit fourteen feet into the
eye of a pig standing that far away.
Kin any bloody Engli.hman on
earth do that says he. And I ask Won.
Can hep"
The E~nglishman suggested brandy
and soda in disgust.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Uashington, Jan. 27.-The report Of
&he Philippine commission was with a
Recommendation by President McKin-
ov for immediate legislation sent to
Iorgress yesterday. This stimulated
T. effort 10 include the Spooner bill
IL the emergency legislative program
for this session, even at the cost Of an
Lvtra session, which now seems prob
b ble.
senator Lodge, chairman of the Phil
gtnnine committee, has for some time
kaen anxious to take up this bill and
Ooss II. but there were so many other
Ebines necessary to be done at his
kpsston that the senate steering COM
t~,nittee has thought 1t wiser to leave
his legislation off their program be-
#cause of the discussion it would pro-
8coke to delay all other legislation. The
Breport of the Philippine commission
Lays Considerable Stress
tnpon this proposed legislation, and
EJndse Taft has urged it's passage not
{onIv in his report, but in cablegrams
Eto the secretary Of war and letters to
5genator Lodge and others in congress.
Jlt2p ldIl has toiN lhSSA tiC Nv
harry of war and the president that the
f,ime has come for a change Of form in
healing with the Filipinos. He says
that until such legislation Is enacted
mo purely civil government can be es-
ktablished. no public franchises Of any
kind can be granted and no investment
Eof private capital in internal improve
*ments is possible. All these things are
needed and Judge Taft and other mem
4 hers Of the commission believe that the
time has come to change the military
government to a civil government.
kThey believe thai the war is over and
that native police can better suppress
Existing Disturbances
6f backed up by the presence of the
4 army as an auxiliary force than by the
army alone acting under military or
\ ders. The report has brought the ad-
a ministratiQn and congress face to face
\ with the Philippine situation. and the
4 necessity OF supplanting the military
government there with some form OF
n civil government. The ordinary OBJ
4 iections to an extra session OF con-
n gress will not be allowed to stand in
"A the way VI liiiS it@iSidNi'i. IL "lh ~
pressed upon congress by the admins
~tration, and the steering committee of
n the senate will include IL in the legis-
4 lative programme of this session with
n out regard to the consequences. But
It is considered as practically impossi-
& bic to secure such legislation from
4 this congress without making neces-
sary an extra session OF the Fifty
seventh congress, probably immediate
ly after March 4.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
A NURSES STORY,
n graduate of Lakeside HospitnI.
Lake eneya Tells an Interest
ing Experience.

n of Lakeside HospifnI
lake Geneva, Tells an interest
Ing Experience
Peshtigo, Wis, Jan. &c, 1901. (Spe-
claLl-One OF the most popular nurse.
thai ever graduated from the Lake
side Hospital, Lake Geneva, is Miss
Lillian Dreese, OF this place. Miss
Dreese is h Vice Templar OF the In
dependent Order Of Good TempIars
and organist of the Rebeccss of Pesh-
tigo. During her twelve years expe-
rlsnce as a raine nurse she has had
many opportunities for ~bservation
and her opinion in all medical health
matters is held in very high esteem bv
the thousands who have learned to
knew and o her. In speaking of her
experience she says:
During my twelve years az q
trained nurse, I have often observed
how many different physicians give
their patients Dodd's Kidney Pills In
cases of Diabetes and Kidney Trouble
About three years ago I myself snf-
fered some months with a weakness
and continual congested condition. and
/ decided to try what the Pills would
do for me. I soon found that thew
N- NP 'iS olieII@u pdfIS ana restored
harmony 10 the entire system, n al
though I often lose much sleep and
rest while attending severe cases, I
ind that I was never in finer health
nor had more endurance than since I
have used these marvellous Pills"
Clergymen say they are good, Sena-
tors and Congressman have added their
evidence as to the wonderful curative
properties of this Medicine, hundreds
OF physicians recommend them and
use them in their daily practice. The
most skilled trained nurses advise their
use and use them themselves, while
tens Of thousands of sick and suffering
people are being cured every day by
Dodd's Kidney Pills. They should cure
you. They will cure you. Tvy them.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
RiII Desired by Fa rmer

Washington. Jan. Ex-senator Proc
tor, chairman Of the senate committee
on agriculture, presented to the SEN
ate the report of that committee on the
oleomargarine bill. The report is
favorable to the bill, but Senator Heit-
field presented a report adverse to 1t.
The majority in their report say: THE
bill appears to be unanimously desired
by the farmers of the country who are
Engaged in dairying, and has the r
nest approval of the secretary Of agri-
culture"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
To Mothers Of Large Families.

In this workaday world few womeI
are so placed that physical exertioi
is not constantly demanded of then
in their daily life.
Mrs. Pinkham makes q special appea.
to mothers of large families who's
work is never done, and many o
whom suffer, and suffer for lack O
intelligent aid.
To women, young or old, rich OF
poor, Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass.
extends her invitation of free advice
Oh, women! do not let your lives be
sacrificed when a word from Mrs
Pinkham, at the first approach OF
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

weakness, may fill your future years
with healthy joy.
when / began to take Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 1 was
not able to do my homework. l sufI
fered terribly at time of menstruation.
Several doctors told mt they could dc
nothing for nae. Thanks TO Mrs. Pink
hams advice and medicine / am now
well, and can do the work for eight in
the family.
~ would recommend Lydia E.
P;nkham's Vegetable Compound to al,
mothers with large families. - MRS.
CARRIE BELLEvuLE, Ludington, Mich.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Evidence of SnGacifY.

Would you rather be wise or beau
tiful?" asked Fate of the Coy Young
Maiden.
Beautiful" replied the damsel.
All, you are wise already" COM
mented Fate, as she tied up a package
of cosmetics.-Baltimore American.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halle
Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY g. co, Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tons made by their firm.
West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
O.; Walding, Kinuan s. Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Oatarrk Cure is taken internally. act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Testimonials sent freq Price
75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
The Nicaragua Canal.

When built, will prove the link between
prosperity and nan people. 1t will prove
a blessing TO humanity in general, i'm
proving the condition OF the nation, a.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitter. doe. that Of
the individual. Nothing TO equal this
remedy has ever been discovered for all
ailments OF the stomach, liver, bowels and
kidneys. 1t will quickly cleanse the
blood and sharpen the appetite. See that
our Private Revenue Stamp covers the
neck or the bottla.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Prize FIGHTS,

TT may be hat the only way to get
rid of the prize fighters is to permit
them to pound the life out of each
other.'-Galveston News.
The difficulty is they never do pound
the life out of each other, but only pre-
tend to. Their chief business is to
pound the money out of the public
pocket.-From the New York Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Uncertain Vision.

"Swinston got a twenty-five notice
in the Evening Telegram and a five
line article in the Morning Express,
and yet he is going around saying that
the twenty-liner is too small and the
hve-liner is too large. How does he
figure them out hat way?"
You see the twenty lines were about
hi. new baby and the Ave lines about
his paying a fine in the police court"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
LimitniinnA.

For me-" cried the hero Of the melo-
drama. inwardly cursing his limita-
tions, tits either a brazen adventures
or a wooden heroine!"
In that moment he envied his man.,
who was destined by the canons of art
to marry the soubrette.-Detroit Jour
nal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

You Can Get Aliens FOot-Ease Free.
Write to-day to Allen s. Olmsted, lie
Roy, N. Y, for a FREE sample OF
Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. . IT cures
sweating. damp, swollen, aching feet.
Makes new or tight shoes easy. A GER
tain cure for Chilblains and Prostitutes.
At all druggists and shoe stores. 25c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Murdered by burglars.

Colorado Springs, Colo, Jan. 29.-The
Rio Grande freight depot was burned
here. Waterman Wells was found
dead in the building in a pool of blood
with a revolver neal his right hand,
It is suspected he was killed by bur-
glars, who then fred the building. The
loss on the building is estimated AT
81. 900, but much valuable freight was
destroyed.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES pro-
sucs the fastest and brightest color.
Of any known dye stuff.
Good for Evil.

John Henry" said Mrs. Bickers TO
her husband, lit is time We returned
the Gilkinson's call"
81 have no intention of returning it."
said Mr.. Bickers.
why not?"
Because I believe in returning good
for evil."-Detroit Free Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
.u.s Man ME, OF Hiccoughs.

Arcola, ILL.,, Jan. 29. MARI Reiher'
aged eighty-seven years, is dead. The
cause of death was a violent attack of
hiccoughs, which developed i've days
ago. All efforts by physicians to check
the hiccoushs proved fruitless.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Child wanders From Home.

Mason City, Iowa, Jan. 20. Daniei
ronnv, son of Mr., and Mrs. Fl. M. Ten
new Of Plymouth, has wandered from
none He was three years old, and at
times weak minded. He was put tnin-
Iy attired and it is cared ne mas per-
,sbed from cold and hunger.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Oshkosh. Wis, Jan. 2s. - Cigarett

Oshkosh, Wis. Jan. 20. Cigarette
smoking to excess is ground for di.
yorce. At least that is the ruling made
bv Judge Burnell Of the Winnebage
oorrty circuit court. Mrs. Beatrice
Tracy sued for separation from Rolls
Tracy and the principal allegation was
FRAT he was a cigarette fiend. The
fudge granted the decree Of absolute
divorcA. ~-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Taxarkana, Ark, Jan. 29-At Horatio.
,ortv mile. north, Milton Gray, a sa-
,oonteeper. and ]. w. Davis, a mer-
nhapt engaged in a street duel, re-
sultins in the instant killing OF the lat
Tor seven shots were fired.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Rural Mail Service.

c,e,wood, Wis, Jan. 20. Services
In he begun on the rural mail de-
livery route established from DowhAhs
north on Feb. ]. and on the one @
tab,ished from Glenwood south feo. 10
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
EXTRA SESSION
,uuIppINE LEGISLATION NAY
MAKE 1T NECESSARY.

of n Philippine Commits
liam Sent to Congress with a Rec
meudation From the President
for Immediate LegislatiOn-An
v~tru Session of Congress May be
ysoes.ary-CiviI Government Rec
commended as War Is Virtually
over.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

AGENTS WANTED,-MaIe DIT female
To sell oil stocks; best terms ever offered
by responsible company to agents and
purchasers. l.. M. Davis, Portland Or.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

FITS Permanently Cured. No ts or nervousness after
drst DAYS use of DR.. KIias's Great Nerve BsstoTer.
send for FREE &2.eo trial bottle ans treauisA
Tx. X. II. KLEE, Ltd. sSl Arch ST. Philadelphia, Pa
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Remove the causes that make your hair lifeless
and gray with PARERRs HAu BALaAN.
HINBEKCORH's, the best cure for c0rns. l5cts.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Don't Get F~ootsore: Get Foor-EAsE.

Don't Get F~oorsore! Get FOOT-EASE
A certain cure for Swollen, Smarting,
Burning, Sweating Feet. Corns and
Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease, a
powder. Cures Prostitutes and Chill
blains. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an inSaltble
for coughs and Cslds.-E. W. SAMUEL.
Ocean Grove. ". J.. Feb II. 1900.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

President George L. Gates, d. D.. Of
Iowa college, has accepted a call to the
pastoratc of the First congregational
church Of Cheyenne, Wye.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

a smart girl at Syracuse is going
TO pay her way through college by
keeping bees"
"She ought to get an a. B. degree
sure enough."-New York Evening
World.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

"I've been to heap Of shows, but ]
never seen two people act more like
they was really fond Of each other than
Little Eva and Mr.. ST. Clair"
Huh! OF course! She's his mother"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
Philadelphia Feline DupIicity.

1t was during the natural history
hour.
GIVE me-" said the teacher, IAN ex-
PLANTATION OF the alleged deceitful char
acter of the cat"
I'm restaurants it is sometimes said
TO pass Itself off for a rabbit an
swered the head boy.-Philadelphia
Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week 20
Northvcst~rn Inventors.

Frederick w. De Long. Okabena
Mimi. end gate for wagons; Warren
L. Dudley, Watertown, Mimi, shingling
bracket; Valentine F~leckenstein, st.
Paul, Mimi, bottle cover; August p.
Johnson, Ada, Mimi, dental bridge
work; Benjamin Kienholz, Hallock,
Mimi, elevated railway: Adolph 3.
Larsen, Minneapolis, Mimi, germicide
device for telephone transmitters.
Lothrop & Johnson, patent attorneys, oil
& 912 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul. MINI.
The rudder of a ship is a stern ne
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

men would find it less agreeable to be
called old bachelors"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

The brow OF a hill may not be
wrinkled, but it is often furrowed.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Some people think it is better to have
loved and lost than never to have loved
at all.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

A colonel in the British South African
Army says that Adams Tutti FTutti was
a blessing to his men while marching.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Bootblacks may not do business In
Boston on Sunday.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

The big, pompous man is but a pen
ayweight in the slot machine.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

Men who reckon without their hosts
should be pretty good at figures.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

There are 1902 working locomotives
in Great Britain.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31

and expenses Ia men wish rigs to introduce cur
FOELTRY COMPOUND. JAVR-LB hPS. Co, Dept ID,
PARsoRs, KAEsAs.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take LAXATIVE BROnO QUINIEE TABLETS. Al.
druggists refund the money il IL fails to cure.
l.. w. GrssJ'S signature is on the box 25c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
In the House,
In the

II" nv scuHIe
Washington, Jan. 2S.-National irri-
sa'roh was discussed In the senate for
niee hours Saturday, the text being
amendment to the Indian appropri-
HI Dill providing for surveys, look
lhe construction of an irrigation
ana bitches for the watering of
~serVati of the Pima and Mari
vpa Indians at San Carlos on the
river in Arizona. Mr.. Plat OF
sacucut led the opposition and vas
|Mr by Mr.. Quarles IF Wisconsin.
N stewart, Mr.. Chandler and Mr..
DnuiSton argued for the experiment.
far,ns the day the report OF the on
gone COMMITTEES on the army reor-
Eaeon bill was presented and Mr..
10y announced that he would call
UP today.
In the House.
tasa que mouse Saturday made good prog
he "lt the bill to revise and codify
kist postal laws. Attempts were per-
kmanniy made to load the bill with
bovtaS 'ehts to change the existing
am, Jaws, The pressure was practi-
eerto s'rong in favor Of reclassifying
but NJ classes Of p~ostofice employees,
In "r' Loud of California, in charge
Bar, OH, fought them of. The latter
kulo.,ol the session was devoted to
ICES 0 the life and public SER
" 'he late Senator Gear Of Iowa.
bf ~ william A. Joshua Allen. Judge
kbe United States district court for
4 IT,. utnern district OF Illinois, died
Irsa springs, Ark, OF pneumonia,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1901-01-31
In the Senate.

Washington, Jan. rs. - Senator De-
pew Of New York yesterday delivered
In the senate a enthusiastically force
tul and eloquent address in support OF
the shipping bill. The address, which
occupied just an hour, was in the ma
tuTe Of an appeal for the upbuilding
or the American merchant marine by
the granting of subsidies as provided
Tor in the pending measure. His dis
cusSion of the problems of t~ransporta-
uon which now confront American
manufacturers and American farmers
was notably interesting and effective.
Inc pe~roratior, in which he urged that
the American flag be restored to the
mastheads of the freight-carrying
Shlps OF the United States, was a bril-
iant piece of oratory and elected cor
uidl applause from senators on the
moor and the crowds in the galleries.
Little progress was made with the In
dlan appropriation bill. The last hour
u the senate was consumed In the
passage of private pension bills.
In the House.
The house yesterday adopted the ON
ference report upon the army reor-
SANITATION bill. The contest over 1t
was brief, Mr.. Hull, chairman of the
"l'l'ary affairs committee, preventing
prolonged debate. The debate was
snieny notable for a short exchange
uetween Mr.. Richardson, the minority
.eduer' and Mr.. Hay dem, Va, a
menoer of the conference committee,
sno reproached the Democratic leader
~ not making a fight for a temporary
sIhly when the bill was originally be-
,oie the house. The naval appropria-
soh Dill was finally passed; also sew
ehty-seven pension bills.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-12-06
new FOOTBALL FIELD.
Kansas Needles and High School
May Have One.

The Kansas Medical college will sup
port football team next season that
will probably be the strongest in the
state. Encouraged by the successes OF
the team this season under unfavorable
circumstances, the students have
formed an athletic association at the
college and preparations are being al
ready made for next seasons football
1t is stated that Tucker, formerly
captain of the K. U. team, the man
who played the star game for the Kan
sas City Dentals here this year, will be
in the line with the Kansas Medics, as
will also shorty Hamill. another
formerly of &. u. stars. In addition to
the two named, Mehl, one of the fastest
players WashbuIn ever had, will also
be found with the Kansas MedicS.
The present Medical college team,
strengthened with the material emu
merated, and worked out under the
care and supervision of a competent
coach, will probably be the strongest
aggregation in the state.
The team is already looking around
for suitable place for a ball field.
Three locations have been under con-
sideration- One IS out near the fair
grounds on the Quinton Heights car
line, and one Is north of the WaShburn
college car line. between the car line
and Lowman Hill, on Huntoon street.
The other location is the old baseball
park at the Keith tract in Potwin.
The latter is the best for the purposes
of the football interests, in point of ac-
feasibility and street car service.
The athletic association of the Med
ical college and the athletic association
of the Topeka High school will prob
ably combine to lay out ball field,
build a fence and erect a grandstand,
but it scarcely seems necessary to have
a second football field.
The two teams will probably be
coached by the same man also.
At an election held at the college
Thursday noon, James Stewart was Sc
Iected as captain of the team for the
next season, and Hal Norton as man
ager.