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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1901-01-29
HuMOR OF TIE HOUR.

''N hat did the Judge do with the
young lad who stole the Widow
O'Kane's pig?' asked the police cap
tain.
'"The wise boy took a change of
venue to the town of Lake." said the
bailiff, ''and the funniest part of it was
that the pig was blind one"
Don't they have any blind pigs in
the town of Lake?' asked the barber.
"NOt many" replied the bailiff.
Judge Quinn says they have blind
pigs in Hyde Park and blind pipes in
the town of Lake"
what did they do with the lad?"
'Some one stole the evidence before
they left the courtroom here. No one
knew who it was"
But there were pork chops on Ar
mour avenue that night" said the po-
lice captain.
Mcguire was in here the other day
to ask me if 1 took any stock in the
underground railway they were talk
ing about building here" said the bar
ber
as the stock for sale yet?" asked the
bailiff.
''He didn't mean that kind of stock.
told him 1 hoped it would go through,
and said it would be a great thing to
have a tunnel from Hyde Park to Ev-
anston. He said he was against it, and
was going to knock the scheme to the
aldermen "
"Why so?"
Gle said his cousin was liveryman
and his uncle a gravedigger at Cal
vary. He's afraid an underground rail-
way would put them both out of the
business"
'That reminds me that Schlossman
has written his brother not to come to
Chicago to visit him right away" said
the police captain.
. "Why 500" asked the bailiff.
"His brother is one of these high
divers. Schlossman has been reading
about the dives and he wrote him not
to come on until after the grand jury
adjourns."
But the grand jury is only after the
low divers" said the bailiff
THAT may be so, but Schlossman is
taking no chances. He's probably
afraid he'd be called upon to bail his
brother OUT
"And it's no easy job to bail out
high diver" said the bailiff.-Chicago
News.
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CITY NOTES.
Climax Laundry. That's all.

climax Laundry. 1hatS all.
Remember the Masons' party this
evening at the Temple.
Dr. Rich, DENTIST, over American ex-
press Office on Scott street.
DR.. Turbin, the eminent German Spe-
cialist and surgeon, will be at Bells
House. Jan. 90.
Gardner Bros, near Mosinee, have
started up their saw mill and will run
it night and day until spring.
Fred Damon, of Athens, has been
appointed government timber inspector
for the Indian and Oklahoma terri
tories.
Geo. E. Lindsey, formerly of this city,
late of Omro, has purchased harness
shop at Ashland and has moved his
family there.
Two sleigh loads of people drove to
the residence of Rev Adam Fawcett on
Saturday evening where a pleasant
party was held.
Genuine Rocky Mountain Tea is
never sold in bulk by peddlers or less
than 35c. Don't be fooled, get the tea
made famous by the Madison Medicine
Co. w. w. Albers.
The Alexander Stewart Lumber Com
pany has commenced its yearly
shipment of logs to this city and
already has quite supply dumped
into the pond above the guard lock.
The annual meeting of the Wausau
Telephone Company will be held at
the Opera House on Tuesday evening,
February 9Th, 1901, at eight o'clock,
Every stockholder should be present
at this meeting.
The county jail at present does not
have many boarders' names on its regis
ter The rule established by Judge
Miller of late giving hoboes a sentence
in jail on bread and water diet APP
pears to have had wholesome effect,
for that class has steered away from
this vicinity and other wrong doors are
equally scarce.
Before the recent fall of snow on
Saturday morning last the hills in the
country were getting in pretty bad
condition and the condition of sleigh
ing was getting such as to retard the
progress of log hauling to this city.
Besides the logs hauled in by the farm
ers the Arntsen q Hirsch mill and the
Underwood Veneer factory are re-
ceiving logs by rail.
On Wednesday evening at st. Paul's
church occurred the marriage of Miss
Ida Beck and Chas. Juers. Rev.
Schaer performing the ceremony. The
bride is daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Beck who reside on East Hill the
groom is in the employ of the Curtis Il
Yale Co, and the young couple have
hosts of friends who wish them success
in their new estate.
An exchange very wisely says that
''if the newspaper man had nothing
else to do but to stand on the corner
and tackle everybody that passed for
news, he would probably find out every
thing; but editors are generally en-
ployed in the business department of
their office in order to make a living.
What they are able to get at odd times
goes to fill up. Don't be ashamed of
your guests, nor do not neglect neigh
Dor or friend, who is sick or meets with
an accident. Report it to the news
paper man, that friends may know
about it," Our telephone number is
Ito. Ring us up when you have any
thing in the way of items.
Opening of the Liederkranz Grand
Prize Mask Ball at Alexander Hall,
Feb. 6, at $50 sharp.
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HEART THROBS.

Beat-beat; beat-beat,
The heart of man goes on,
Till smile on his fight worn face gives fort
The sense of conquest won.
But the music of his life is mute,
The song of his speech is done.
Beat-beat; beat-beat,
The heart of a child goes pat,
Now high with hope, now low with fear,
Now wishing for this-then that,
Reckoning little of care to come.
Happy with ball or bat.
Beat with futtering beat
The heart of maiden signs:
FriYolish, girlish, she fain would aid
Some noble high emprise;
Forever and anon she dreams,
Love lighting her tender eyes.
And slow beat the hearts of the old,
Be it or grandsire or dame;
Gone are the cares of mid-age,
Day unto day is the same;
Living again in the lives of the young,
Happy in youths glad flame.
And the heart of the world goes throb,
Strong, resistless, great,
Filled with passion or right or wrong,
Love and work and hate.
Short is the time for love,
But all too long for woe,
As beat-beat; beat-beat,
Lies heart throbs come and go.
C. p. Paine IN London Queen
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KEEPING PROMISES.
Wausau Appreciates Always When
Promises are Kept.

Every time you read about Doan's
Kidney Pills, you are told they cure
every form of kidney i'll, from backache
to urinary disorders. How are our
promises kept? Ask any citizen who
has tried the treatment. Ask the
woman who makes the following state
ment:
Mrs. James Morrill, of 112 South 1st
Ave, says: Several years ago 1 had
severe attack of rheumatism and after
that my kidneys troubled me greatly.
Severe spells of backache and | might
say was seldom free from it. 1t was
almost impossible to do anything re-
,quiring me to bend; too frequent action
Of the kidney secretions annoyed me
especially at night and in the morning
l felt as tired as when I went to bed.
Procuring Doan's Kidney Pills at
Albers' drug store | took them and they
gave me complete relief. They are the
best remedy | ever used and | am glad
to recommend them to others. Mr..
Morrill, also used them with beneficial
results. In my case their good effects
were lasting"
For sale by all dealers, price 90 cents
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Sole agents for the U. S.
Remember the name Doan, see and
take no substitute.
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CAV. C0RRADISL.

COrradinii / stood aghast before the
door. rang and inquired OF the black
coated cameTieTe whether the signor
profesSore was within. In response he
led me through the handsome. salon,
with its long windows-a salon where
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1901-01-29

Since being acquitted of the charge
of forgery last fall Frank Currier has
been working at Brokaw. Readers
will remember that Currier, through
numerous law suits, and, as he claims
by fraud on the part of his accuser, he
lost his farm in Waupaca county and
nearly all his worldly possessions.
While in the city one day last week he
stated that it was his intention to
bring suit to recover the farm.
The farm he claims is valua-
bic one, being worth about $4,000,
and he says that if legal proceedings
will provide means he will soon again
be in possession of what rightfully
belongs to him.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1901-01-29

Last year the graduates of profess
sional schools numbered 16,44S, Of
whom 5,597 were doctors, 3,O65 law
yers and 1,G73 clergymen.
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DIR. A. L. BROWN.

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office over
Mueller Il Quandt's shoe store. Residence
800 Third street. Telephone connection. Special
dren
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HOMGPATHETIC Physician and Surgeon
Office and residence 5l7 Grant street.
Telephone 81.
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PHYSICIANS.
F. A. WALTERS, M. d.,

CURGEON and HOMEOPATHIC PHYSI-
- CLAN. Special attention given to Gynae-
cOlOgy and CRITICAL Surgery. Telephone IS.
Office and residence $40 Third street. Office
hours from u to $50 and evenings.
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DIR. g. r. BUGBEE.
DIR. KANOUSE,

Office over Bueler d Berkholder's Cigar Store
Third Street, Residence 526 Jackson Street.
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DR.. S. N. B. SMITH.

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and res
idenee above E. V. Speer's Jewelry Store
I telephone No. 147,
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JUSTICE OF THE PEACE Office corner of
J Third and Washington streets. All business
entrusted to him will be promptly attended to
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H. 3. HUNTINGTON.

q TTORNEYS AT LAW, WsusAH, Wis. ONCE
- over Marathon County Bank
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ATTORNEYS.
FRED GENRICH
.MYLREA & BIRD,

a TTORNEY AT LAW. Office in First National
4 Bank Building, Wausau, Wis.
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TOHN C. CLARRE

a TTORNEY AT Law Office on Third street
"A opposite the Court Hs1se.
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Amigo, RhinelandeI, igg g d. N &c 9jIo a. NJ
Hurley and Ashland, lis lis p p M M 8 sd p. M
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
BRUNSWICK rMEs-oALL. SUNDAY, AUGUST Is 1901
The Ladies Given Control.

The management of the Southern
Interstate Fair. to be held in Atlanta
this fall, has done very wise thing
In again placing the Departments Of
woman's Work in charge of the Geor-
gia Federation Of Women's Clubs. That
organization has managed the depart
ment for the past two years with signal
success
Mrs. J. Lindsay johnson, as president
Of the State Federation, has been
untiring in her efforts to stimu-
late interest among the women Of
Georgia, and results have proven the
efficiency of her work; for never
In the history Of fairs In Georgia, has
the Department of Woman's Work
shown up to such advantage as in the
last two Fairs at Atlanta. and it is safe
to say that the exhibits this fall will
surpass all former attempts The pre-
miums offered are extremely liberal
Send your name to Secretary T. Il
Martin, Atlanta. and get . copy Of the
premium list
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
HOW'S ThISH

We ofYer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case OF Oatarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
#. j. CHEN EY d Co. Toledo, o,
We, the undersigned. have known
r, j. Cheney for the last fifteen years
and believe MIN perfectly honorable
in ali business tran IN otions. and iinan-
cially able to carry out any obligations
made by theIr firm.
West Il TEGEx, Wholesale druggists,
TOldo, O.
Walding, Human s. Marvin, Wholesale
druggists, Toledo, O.
Halps Cstsrrh Cure is taken inter
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 7bo, pc
bottle. Sold by all druggists. HALLS
Family Pills sre tina bsRr.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

which had been reported stenogrAphio-
ally, were printed in pamphlet form
and distributed among the employees at
all shops, in order that they might be
fully acquainted with what had tTans-
plred. A notice was posted at all shops,
ulgiDg the shop men to avoid any hasty
action, and assuring them that il after
reading the proceedings of the meeting,
they considered another conference
necessary, one would be arranged for.
This advice was disregarded. and on
May 80 b, general strike was ordered.
The company desiring still TO befriend
its employees and protect them against
the unfortunate conss quences of the
bad advice they were following. issued
notices, dated May 3lst and June 1st
which were posted at all OF the shops,
caul ionIng the men against the unwisdon
OF their course, and allowing them
to return tos work without preju-
Dice on Monday morning, July 3rd,
but at the same time csutioniDg them
that II they failed 10 do 60, they could
no longer be regarded as employees Of
the company, and their places would be
filed, This advice and caution was also
disreRaGded, and, doubtless, misunder1
stood and misconstrued by many,
At the tine that mater WAS brought
to the attention of President Spencer
by the Chamber OF Commerce and
Young Men's Business League OF
Charleston, the places OF over 20 psr
cspt, of chose no ha tbu' voluntarily
left the service, had been fl led. The
men who had ken these plsce', were
then regular emp oyees OF the company
and emitted, in good faith, to the same
considera ion accorded all other en-
ployees, or preference in continuance OF
service, AS long as they so desired. and
30 lopg ss their services were satisfac
tory IL was pointed cut ny Mr.. Spen-
Ger nat 1t uld be uoftir snd unwi-e
for The company To consider any propo-
sition winch involved the di, p acemen'
these men who had Voluntarily en-
tered tina service, and who desired L
rem ain, in favor of hers who had lief
the service for reasons which were
apparently satisfactory to them. Thu
, the matter stood. TIE shops wee run
, ming practically on full time, aud they
: had no need for sddi,ionai men, 81
3 tbat the Reinstatement of those who ha(
3 lef the service was impraoticable.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
REDUCED RATES TO SAN FRAN
CISCO CAL, AND RETURN.

Account Generate invention Episc0-
pal Church, San Ffano'soo, C.l.. Dot
2ad, 1901, Southern Rsi'way will sell
cell rouDd trip tickets to SAD Francisco,
Cal, and return at spaelai reduced
rates From Atlanta. $50: Az arson,
8. c., 1854 10; Brunswick, Ca, $64 25 4:
Camden, s. c., Cnarieston, y. c.,
Charlotte, N. G Chester. G c.. Column
bia, 5. O., Denmark, S. c., Gastonia,
N. O., Newberry, 8. G Orangeburg,
s. G, Prosperity, s. c.. R'ck Hill, s.
c., SpsrtanburR, s c., S4'ns-r, G c.,
$685.; Fort Valley, Ga, SOL 70;
Galnesville, Ga, s8l 30; Griffin, Ga.
SOL 10; Macon, Ga, $62,25I ssvan nah
Ga s65 20. Corresponding low rates
from other points.
Dates of sale September 18th to 2eth
inclusive Final limit Novenb Der 18th,
1901.
For detailed information a. to stop
oVers, side trips, variable routes,
schedules, reservations, etc call on or
sddrePs any agent of the Southern
Railway or connection
w. a. FsyIoe, A. G. r. A.,
Atlanta, Ga,
Brooks Morgan, D, P. A.,
Atlsnta, Ca,
r. w. Hunt, D. P. A..
Charleston, S. G.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
WANTED OPTIONS.

We want 60 days options
on large quantities of land
in and around Brunswick,
Glynn county, Ga. Apply
with full particulars to &C."
Times-CaIl Office.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

Call on Hoyt Brss., for
lowest prices on plumbing.
We use only first-class mate
rial and do our own work, so
therefore we can guarantee
all our work. We make a
speciality of repair work.
Give us a trial and be con-
WINGED. Don't forget the
place--207 Grant street.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
Cheap Rates to Norfo TX.

On account Of the meeting of the
Concentrated Order Of Hoo Hoo, Nor
folk, Va, Sept. 10, 1901, Southern
Railway will sell round trip tickets to
Ncrfolk. Va, and return at rate of one
first class fare for the round trip from
all stations on it's line. Dates of sale
september aud s, final limit Septem-
Der Is, inclusive. Southern Railway
best line to Norfolk, through sleeping
cars, hotel dining cars. For detailed
information as to rates, soho dulles, etc.,
call on any agent of the Southern
Railway. W. 81. TayiOe, A. g. PA.
atlanta, Ga.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

Don't look the barn a,teg ths horse is
stolen. Take out your Tornado insur-
ance now. Phone l34.3 Montgomery
and Goodyear.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
TO SUBSCRIBERS:

Aubssribersare requested TO notify the once
when they fail to get any Issue OF the Times
Gall Attention to this matter will be apprs-
aIstsd by the publishers.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

HEe you taken cut your Tornado
insurance yet?.if not ring up MOntgOm'
cry and Goody ear, Phone 4 3
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
HALF RATES TO CHATTANOOGA,
TENN,

Account Twelfth Annual CoDven ton,
National Association OF Letter Carriers,
Chattanooga, Tenn, September 81,
1861, southern Railway will sell round
trip tickets to Chattanooga. Tenn, aud
return, from all stations on lines at
rate Of one flrst-class fare for the round
trip.
Dates Of sale August 3lst, September
Let and End, good to return until Sep
tember 10Th, 1901.
For detailed iBfOrmstion as to rates,
schedules and srrsngemenis, call on
or address any agent of the Southern
Railway or connections.
S, Il. Hardwiok, G. p. A.,
Washington, D. o.,
W, Il. TsylOe. A. G. p. A,
Atlanta, Ga,
Brooks Morgan, D p, A.,
Atlantis, Ga,
Jsmes Freeman, T. P. A.,
Macon, Ga.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
NOTICE.

To my frisnds and patrons:
From this date Mr.. Phil. Keller will
manage the Arcade Cor me, and thank
the public for their kind patronage and
ask q continuance for same.
B. Hirsch.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

The Times Call Will be delivered BY carrier
or mail PEI year, $500; per week Is cents. Cor
respondents Cd live subjects solicited. Real
name of writer should accompany same. Sub
scriptions payable in advance. Failure to re-
ceive paper should be reported to the business
ONCE Address all communications 10.
THE rIMEs-CALIA
Brunawick, ca.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

WANTED--Furnis and unfurnish-
ed rooms. Have tenants resdy to 90
oupy immediately. Address B. H.
Daniels.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

Warm spring days produce feel eoiu
drowsiness if the body is loaded With tha
impurities Of winter diet. Cleanse the
blood, liver and bowels with Priokly Ash
Bitters, 1t creates energy and cheerful
ness.
w. J, Butts.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

PLANT SYSTEM SCHEDULE.
To take effect 10 :0l a. m. Sunday
May 26. 1901.
Leave Brunswick $40 q. IN. and
2 80 .. m.
Arrive Brunswick a:S0 a. m. and
1.30 p, m.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
The Baths Complete

only when a dash of nice
toilet water is added. Select
this from our fine assortment,
the quality will please Anv
Of these are delightfully."-
refreshing and give Just the
right touch of perfume. May
Belle, crushed roses. violets.
etc, and other toilet articles
such as brushee, sponges,
soaps, powders, ect., are here
at the smallest prices consis-
tant with quality.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25

It will pay to buy Summer Dress
Goods at the removal sale at Heller's,
and put it up for next season.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
NOTICE.

This is to notify all owners or agents
of vacant lots, yards and gardens to cut
the weeds ard piece same where they
can be removed by the lump cars.
Respectfully,
N. Emannel
Mayor.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25
FOR SALE CHEAP.

Four houses and lois. One 8 room
house. one FIVE room house, two three
roomhouses Ali for 5000 G. i. Parker.
The Brunswick times-call., 1901-08-25


X THLIONS of Women Use CUTICURA SOAP,
lV1 assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for preserving,
purifying, and beautayng the skin, for cleansing
the scalp crusts scales and dandr and the stopping
Of falling hair, for sotening, whitening and soothing red
rough and hands, for baby rashes, ichngs, and
chafngs in the form Of baths for annoying ritations and
inammaons, too free offensive perspration in the
form OF washes for Lucrative weaknesses, and many
sanative, antiseptc purposes which readily suggest them
selves to and mothers and for all the purposes Of
the toilet BATH and nursery No amount of persuasion
induce those who have once used these great skin
purifiers and beautifers to any Others CUTICURA
SOAP combines delicate eoent properties derived from
CUTICURA, the great skin cure, with the purest Of
cleansing ingredients and the most refreshing Of flower
odours. No other medcated soap compounded is to
be compared with for preserving, purifying, and beau
flying the skim scalp, hair and hands. No other foreign
domestic toilet soap, however expensive to be COM
pared with for all the purposes of the toilet BATH and
nursery. Thus it combines in ONE SOAP at ONE
PRICE, the BEST skin and complexion SOAP and the
BES toilet and baby soap in the world.
Complete External hunour
Consisting of cUTuFA SOAP cleanse the and
and heal and CuTIGURA REsoLxENr
huou with & Ssn an s 5Ra s the s Sd and blood
c.
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THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA, "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-06-28
APPOINTMENT OF TAFT.
VIII Be the Ftst Civil Governor Of the
Philippines.

Washington, June 24.-Secretary
today issued the order OF the president
establishing civil government in the
Philippines. The order follows
"On and after the 4th day Of July,
1901, unless it shall be otherwise
ordered, the president of the Philip
pine commission will exercise the
executive authority in all civil affairs
in the government Of the Philippine
islands heretofore exercised in such
affairs by the military governor Of
the Philippines, and to that end,
William II. Taft, president Of the
said commission, is hereby appointed
civil governor of the Philippine
islands. Such executive authority
will be exercised under and in con-
iormity to the instructions of the
Philippine commission, dated April
7, 1900, and subject to the approval
and control of the secretary Of war
Of the United States.
1.-The municipal and provincial
civil governments which have been or
shall hereafter be established in said
islands, and all persons performing
duties appertaining to the offices OF
civil government in said islands, will,
in respect to such duties, report to
the said civil governor. The power
to appoint civil officers heretofore
vested in the PHILIPPINE commission
and the military governor will be ex-
ercised by the civil governor, with the
advice and consent Of the commits
sion.
"The military governor of the Phil
ippines is hereby relieved from the
performance, on and after the said
4th day of July, 1901, Of the civil
duties hereinbefore described, but his
authority will continue to be exer-
cised as heretofore in those districts
in which insurrection against the
authority of the United States con-
tinues to exist, or in which public
order is not sufficiently restored to
enable provincial civil governments
to be established under the instruc-
tions to the commission, dated April
7, 1900.
"By the president.
"ELIHU ROOT,
Secretary of War.