The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1901-11-28

ordinance and man has got to be a
'lulu" who violates it.
The difference between a bill board
and a board bill is that one is for post
ing and the other is for toasting.
Ogllvle will soon be incorporated as
village. The citizens will then vie
with one another for local political
honors.
DR.. Bracken of the State board of
health says that annexation fever has
been discovered to be the, genuine
Cuban itch.
1t has been ascertained that Presi-
dent Schwab's salary is not quite a
million. Well we can pass around the
hat if it is necessary.
The St. Paul Dispatch published
IAN Ode to Winter" in one of it's issues
this week. It must have picked it from
the dump where it was put last January.
They are getting the lockjaw from
vaccination in New Jersey. Poor little
N. J. Between Addicks, the octopus
and vaccination she is not doing we'll.
San Francisco has leader of an
orchestra for mayor. He is used to
pulling strings and wires and it will be
easy for him to get along with his po-
litical job.
There is apt to be head-on collision
between the Minnesota legislature and
the Northern Securities company.
There is some security in the thought,
however, that no lives will be lost.
An Indian agent in his report to
Washington says that he believes the
government should experiment with
the Indians. Good gracious, hasn't it
been doing this for the" last two hun
dred years?
Talk about your Hall of Fame. Min
nesota has got one and he earns his
bread and butter by trading Trade
journal space for the coin of the realm.
This is H. P. Hall. You all know him.
He is none Of your bread and molasses
fellows, either.
Israel Bergstrom, who has figured
so prominently in Minnesota politics,
has accepted call to a Baptist church
in Hudson, Wis.,, and unless he is very
careful his flock will some Sunday
morning be listening to little gospel
and politics combined.
A Colorado professor has invented an
appliance which makes it possible to
send eighteen messages over the same
wire and return at the same time.
Now if he would only make this work
on a telephone wire what an awful lot
of misery it would save.
A St. Paul alderman claims that
Tom Lowry owns working majority
of the city council of that suburb to
Minneapolis. If such is the fact the
State board of equalization overlooked
an important duty at it's last meeting,
and missed some valuable assets.
Albert Berg has got so popular way
up in Roseau county that the people
wanted to make him mayor of War
road, but as he is at present member
of the legislature he was disqualified
from holding such an office. Then,
too, he is too big man to hold such a
small Office
There is a new sect of millenniumites
navigating the Mississippi river in
modern Noah's ark who claim that
from celestial observations the world
will come to an end in 194l and that in
the new age man will with a new
earthly body be able to soar to all the
planets. This being the case we would
advise all the air machine cranks to
''go way back and sit down.
The State board of control is think
ing of growing and manufacturing at
the State prison and correctional insti-
tutious all the tobacco necessary for
use by the inmates. The board has
just ordered two tons Of smoking and
half a ton of chewing tobacco for the
inmates of the State institutions. Of
course this transaction has nothing to
do with the normal schools, though
possibly the board of control may de-
eide to manufacture chewing gum at
these Institutions.