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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28
King Christian will Go South.

COPENHAGEN, Nov licking Chris
tan intends to leave Denmark for the
coming winter, as he is unable to endure
the severe climate which prevails in the
kingdom during that season. He Will
leave here next week with the Dowager
Empress of Russia to visit the Duke and
Duchess of Cumberland at Gmunden,
Austria. From there King Christian will
probably go to Livadia, Greece
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

There's an awful lot Of fellers
Who feel aggrieved because
slice or two Of turkey
Is sandwiched with the chores;
They say it's simply beastly
The way the people stuff,
And call the day an excuse
To eat more than enough.
I guess them feEers mean well.
Their sentiments IS mine
Exceptin' at Thanksgivin',
And then I stretch the line
Just a trifie out OF gratitude
To the great, generous Giver.
Who blessed me with digestion
And my neighbor with liver.
Today Wen XIII the gobbIer,
And FIX him mighty fine.
And toast the friends God gave us,
In a glass Of sparkling wine;
Wen Danish care and sorrow
Shun the poor dyspeptic's fad,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28
L'ENVOI.

Got round 10 Thanksgivin',
Gosh! the years fly fast;
Folks are busy aSkin'
Same as in the past
Askin', half sarcastic,
Fifty times or more,
If a feller's anything
To be thankful for.
Bless your heart, I have So
tell EN- once again
Fish still keep on bitin',
Sunshine follows rain,
Birds sing just sweetly,
There's honey in the hive;
But special and particular,
I'm thankful I'm alive.-H. NJ AYRES.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

Read the Daily Advertiser; rs cents
per month.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

PERFORMANCE TO CLOSE WITH
a CAKEWALK; COMPETITION
OPEN TO ALL.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

MADAME PLATO. WHO HA
CAUGHT THE ELITE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

ERNEST HOGAN. IN HIS NE
SONGS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

THE CLEVER LITTLE TEAM. DA-
Wis & DEHEARD, SINGERS AND
DANCERS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28

FUNNY RAY TRUSTY, assisted by
IRENE TRUSTY, his wife.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-28
new SHOW!
An Absolute Novelty

THE GREAT CHRISTIAN, the origi-
nal and only foot slingest. The only
one OF his kind in the world
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
The Frightened Friar of Pisa.

Edith King Swain, who has assembled
more famous heights than any other
woman in the world, perhaps, tells a
most amusing incident in an article
about '.Scme Famous Accents 1 Have
Made" in The Ladies' Home Journal.
She was far up in the famous Leaning
Tower at Pisa, and bending over bal
cony she let fall toy torpedo, to test
her ability to estimate the exact
height of the structure by Gallileo' S
method Choosing time when !
was alone on the tower" she writes.
land no one was in sight below,
dropped the torpedo, watch in hand.
At this instant friar came hurrying
around a corner, and, by direst chance
his shaver crown passed directly be-
low me just in time to be struck by
the falling torpedo, which exploded
with appalling effect. / do not know
what the poor man thought-perhaps
that is was the crack of doom. He
was fearfully upset, and SO was I. The
torpedo was TOO small to do more than
brighten him, but his amazement on
looking up and seeing me peering
down at him in open mouthed horror,
like a gargoyle come to life, was ex-
cruciatingly ludicrous. 1 forgot to
tim the report
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Italian expedition. under the Duke of
Abruzzi, determined the northern ex-
tension of the Franz-Josef Land group
Captain Cagni's magnificent dash to-
wards the "farthest north" having
proved that neither "Sherard Osborne
Island" -Petermann Land nor King
Oscars Land" exists at all. Cape
Fliegely, on Crown Prince Rudolf
Land, which was found to lie in about
81 degrees 5 minutes, thus forms the
northernmost point of this group of
islands, and at the same time the
farthest north land as yet known
on this side of the Pole.
The many Swedish expeditions to
Spitzbergen and the North Siberian
waters have contributed greatly, by
means of their admirable scientific in
vestigations, to our general knowledge
of the physical conditions of the Arctic
area
How far have we progressed then,
at the present moment? On almost
all sides we have left the coasts be-
hind US, and have penetrated far over
the ice-covered Polar sea, right up to
Sc degrees SO minutes N.-reached on
April "a, 1900, by Captain Cagni.
AS before stated, there is only one
point where the northern limit of
hitherto known land has not yet been
reached, and that is Greenland, where
the Fran is at present
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

The knowledge of the regions around
the North Pole has, during the bygone
century constantly advanced by great
er or less degrees; and the closing
years of the period have witnessed the
approximate solution, at any rate, of
several of the most important prob
lens, writes DR.. hansen in the Pail
Mall magazine. The English Arctic
expeditions, especially those of the
middle years of the century, explored
and mapped the coasts of the North
American Arctic Archipelago, and de-
termined in broad outline its extension
towards the north. American expedi-
tions, and the English expedition of
1876, explored the northern coa~t IS
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
BASEBALL ENGLISH.

Contribution to Literature That Ought
to Live Long.
A heater article of the national had
never been put up on the home
grounds, says the Yale Record, and
when the visitors picked up the stick
in the final with the tally standing at
2 to 2 everybody from the oldest fan
to the youngest paper seller was stand
ing on his seat and yelling to the local
slab artist to serve up his choicest
assortment of round-house benders
and keep whatever guy was handling
the ash pivoting at decisions. The
twirler was up to business and laid
'em over SO fast that the receiving end
of the battery, who wears bird cage
and liver protector, looked as if he
were Smelling peas The first two vic
tins only tore rents in the atmosphere,
but the third guy connected and laid
off flaming eraser, which would have
made a projectile from a thirteen-inch
gun look like bean bag tossed from
one baby to another. The man on the
difficult corner was right there, though,
and tagged the horsehide pill with his
sinister talon, assisting it over to the
initial hassock in such short order
that some one yelled, derisively: THAT
fellow runs like an Orange street auto
mobile" The home aggregation came
to the bat. Every one was confident
that they were going to pound the
sphere around the lot, but the oppos-
ing team ran in a new guy with a slow
south wing, and before they had ex-
pected there were two men down and
two strikes on the next guy. But, oh,
Phoebe. On the next delivery he be-
came the father of bouncing swat,
which landed in the last row of pota-
toes in the outer garden and enabled
him to pass down three buttons and
scratch the rubber. did the crowd
go wild? Say, did you ever see game
of ball?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

DIR. wANATA, of Lansing, Mich.
scribe the best, and as know and have
proven that there is nothing in Materia
Medica which equals Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound in
severe cases of female disorders, I
unhesitatingly prescribe it, and have
never yet been sorry. l know of moth
ing better for ovarian troubles and for
falling of the womb or alterations it
absolutely restores the affected parts
to their normal condition quicker and
better than anything else. l have
known it to cure barrenness in wo-
men, who to-day are happy mothers of
children, and while the medical pro-
fession looks down upon patents
have learned, instead, to lookup to
the healing potion, by whatever name
it be known. If my fellow physicians
dared tell the truth, hundreds of them
would voice my sentiments" DIR.
WANATA, Lansing, Mich.
$4,000 forfeit if obous testimonial is not genuine.
The record of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cannot be
equalled. Accept no substitute
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wo-
men free. Address Lynn, Mass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

The common notion that Germans
are the heaviest beer drinkers is refut-
ed by statistics published by the British
Board of Trade Last year every Ger
man, on the average, drank twenty
seven gallons, while the average Eng
Hshman drank thirty-two gallons. The
consumption in the United States was
less than half as much, per capita, as
In Germany. With the exceptions of
the Belgians. the British are the larg-
est beer-drinkers in the world. and the
consumption has grown rapidly during
the last fifteen years. A sharp change
toward total abstinence would compel
a recasting of budgets, for last year
SO per cent of the net revenue of Great
Britain was derived from the taxation
of beer, wine and spirits
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

The experiences of the Fran expedi-
ton render it probable, moreover, that
large portions of the as yet unknown
Polar area are occupied by similar
sea, over which the Polar ice drifts
in a similar way By finding a deep
sea to the north of Franz-Josef Land,
the Fran Expedition further disprov-
ed the original theory which saw in it
only the south coast of a considerable
expanse of land or continent. We
were able, indeed, to ascertain that
Franz-Josef Land was a comparatively
small group of islands, whose extern
sion towards the northeast we settled.
The extension of the group toward the
west was accurately determined and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Before the Deputy Magistrate of Ali
pore (BengaD, one Shaik Ozer of Bas-
Iatolla, was recently charged with hav-
ing brutally branded his girl wife. The
girl used to run away from her hus-
bands house to her fathers, and on
the last occasion she was brought by
the accused, who. after subjecting her
to various tortures, branded her with a
pair of red-hot tongs, and thereby dis
figured her permanently. The accused
was sentenced to one years rigorous
Imprisonment
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

A fault in the New Zealand srbmar-
Inc cable, which recently caused much
trouble to find and repair, is stated to
have been caused by the bite of fish
1t was almost bitten through, broken
tooth, half an inch long and apparent
ly belonging to a fish of lare size, be-
ing found embedded in the strands,
which rested $50 fathoms below the
surface. The accident is of very I'M
usual nature, as large fish do not usu-
ally descend to such great depths.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

A man in Alpine. Col, is at least
willing to sell mis- body for money.
His name is w. s. Coburn, a prospec-
tor He owns lot of mining property
that is valuable, but his credit is ex-
hausted and he cannot get money to
further work it. Hence he thus adj
vertises in a local paper: IF 1 have a
right to sell my body when it becomes
a corpse l am in the market for any
body desiring such investment. My
body will make a good skeleton
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

A portion of a hatpin, about three
inches long, was found in the intes-
tines of Alfred Phillips. four-year-old
boy of No. 733 Wythe avenue, Brook
lyn, who was operated on for Appendix
c1tis. The pin was badly rusted, and
evidently had been in the boys body
for some time. The child had suffered
from severe pains for several months,
but it was not until recently that an
operation was decided upon. 1t is
feared that the boy cannot live. as
the intestines were perforated several
times by the pin
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Ten thousand dollars is the price
which Andrew Foy, a stonemason,
thinks the city of New York should
pay him for three of his front teeth
On the night of Sept IL Foy stepped
off new cement sidewalk in the
vicinity of Kedzie avenue and West
Taylor street. and, losing his balance,
fell against an upright piece of scant-
ling. Three of his front teeth were
driven far into the scantling by the
force of the fall, and Foy could not re-
lease them He took the scantling
along and sought dentist, but the
teeth came out when the dentist tried
to pull the scantling off. The scant-
ling, with the three teeth sticking in
1t. will be exhibited when the damage
suit comes to trial.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

of Grinnell Land
and the north
west coast of
Greenland. Peary
and his compan-
! o n, A s t T u p,
pushed their way
right across the
northern portion
of Greenland to
a point = indie
pendence Bay
on the northern
coast. A Norwe-
gia1i expedition
traversed t b e
southern portion
of Gre e n / a nd
from coast to
coast. Numerous
Danish expedi-
lions have great
ly added to our
knowledge Of the
physical cond:-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

From New Zealand comes an an
nouncement of the death of Mr.. T. J.
Burns, one OF the leading citizens of
Dunedin, and direct descendant of
Ecotland's national poet. The extreme
south of New Zealand was colonized
under the auspices of the Free Church
of Scotland, and a grandson of the
poet. the Rev. Peter Burns. accompa-
MED the first ship load of settlers.
They have developed into a large and
dourishing community, and their chief
city. Dunedin. is frequently referred to
as the Commercial capital of New
Zealand"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
Horror. of Industrial warfare

But urged the spokesman of the
-elegation of beet sugar growers who
had ventured to call on the eminent
statesman with the story of their
grievances, suppose the sugar trust
cuts prices down to figure below the
cost of production What them" In
that case, gentlemen" replied the emf
nent statesman, Il can only counsel
patience, perseverance, and faith in the
country. Be true to yourselves and
the people will beet root to you" And
they gave him a leather medal for
that
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

An effort will be made at the coming
session of congress to have the census
office made permanent bureau of the
government. The proposal has the
support of common sense. To assem-
BILE all the experts necessary to carry
on this great undertaking, as we'll as
to train the thousands of clerks, is too
large task to undertake from the
ground up" on each decennial year.
Much statistical work, moreover, might
be distributed to advantage through
the decade.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
Gone Before.

ct confess to a peculiar and even pa
thetic interest in this old college foot
ball ground said the middle-aged
man, who was revisiting his alma ma
ter after the lapse of many years. 1T
seems a part of yourself, 1 presume IS
observed the other man. Eyes, that Il
what invests it with the peculiar inter-
est" he rejoined- When played my
last game On these grounds / left 4
finger joint and part of an ear some
where about here."-Chicago Tribune
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

tions of Greenland and other Arctic
lands.
The most important geographical
problems yet remaining to be solved
upon the Greenland-American side of
the Polar area are the determination
of the northern limits of Greenland,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Friends, thought absent, are still
present; though in poverty they are
rich; though weak yet in the enjoy
ment of health; and what is still more
difficult to assert, though dead they
are alive
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

The close of the tourist ticket season
has brought out the fact that at least
1000 persons have taken up perma-
nent residence in Colorado, as a result
of midsummer excursions.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
IN the Children's Home in New York Cure
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 10000 testimonials.
At all druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. OImsted. LeRoy, n. y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

If you wish success in life, make per-
severance your bosom friend, expert
ence your wise counsellor, caution your
elder brother and hope your guardian
genius.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
A NOTED PHYSICIAN
Makes an Important Statement
of Interest to ALI Women.

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM THE HON
est, intelligent physician is above the
School, Whatever is best in each
case should be used, no matter to what
school a physician belongs. /, as =
matter of conscience, can only pre-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14
CAPSICUM VASELINE

(PUT UP In COLLAPSIBLE TUBES
A substitute for and superior to mustard or
any other plaster, and will not blister the
most delicate skin. The pain allaying and
curative qualities of this article are wonder
full. 1t will stop the toothache at once, and
relieve headache and sciatica. We recon-
mend it the best and safest external
counter-irritaRt known, also external
remedy for pains in the chest and stomach
and all rheumatic, neuralgia and equity COM
plants trial will prove what we claim
for it, and it will be found to be Invaluable
in the household. Many people say lit is the
best of all of your preparations. Price 8
cents. at all druggists or other dealers, or by
sending this amount to US in postage stamps
We will send you a tube by mail No article
should be accepted by the public unless the
same carries our bel, otherwise { is not
genuine. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO.,
II State Street, NEW YORK CITY
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

A slide down hill seems ten times
as swift and fast when you are on it as
when the other fellow is.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

The cotton exported from the Unit
ed States during the past year amount
ed to {, 1880, 800, 44S pounds.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

A dressmaker can supply woman
with her wedding gown, but not with
divorce suit.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOWf
If so. use Red Cross Ball Blue 1t will make
them white as snow. OF. package cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Some men have no use for music
except when they are permitted tt
play first violin.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

wise man never intereferes with
a woman who is minding her own
business.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

MIRO. VinsIow-s Soothing syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces IN
nammdtton allays pain. cures wind collie 25c bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

To Cure a Cold i'm One day.
Take Laxative Brc-no Quinine Tablets. A
druggists refund money If it fails to cure. 25<
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Lots of people who are willing to
help bury dead man wouldn't give
live man a crust of bread.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

When three women sit down to tai
about a new dress pattern small DO
with toy drum is inaudible.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

DEFIANCE STARCH
should be in eve-v household, none
good. besides o. more for 10 cents than
any other brand of cold water starch
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

Profit is always honored even in its
own country.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1901-12-14

u : :.s eyed. - sss Thompson's Eye Water
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-10-03
ANOTHER GROWL
FROM KEWALO
Householders Combine Not to Pay
Rents and Landlords Won't
Brave Mud 20 Collect.

Editor Advertiser-Once again the
extraordinary condition of the Kewalo
| end of King street merits attention.
Since the great storm of last November
considerable portion of the road has
been constantly under water, and the
unfortunate Inhabitants of that dis
| tressed district have paid their pneu-
monia expenses by raising ducks.
When the road did show signs of dry
! ing up a man named Peck, who owns
stable in the vicinity, managed to
! keep the road submerged by nefarious
pumping operations. At no time during
the summer, however, has the flood
been strong enough to imperil a bridge
of drygoods boxes and planks, con-
structed by several of the inhabitants
, who cannot swim.
Alarmed at the prospects of the ap-
preaching wet season a number of the
swamp land denizens have moved to
more saIubrious districts within the
past few weeks. Several others are
contemplating doing likewise, and 1t
seems inevitable that, unless some
, thing is speedily done to mend the
road, a promising suburb will be en-
tirely depopulated. One day last week
d wagon load of rocks was dumped in
to the notorious slough near the Oahu
. Ice w OThS. InlS ueiSCIaDle spot Is lou
yards long by 40 wide, and the depth
, of its black mud has never been sound
ed. This was taken as a token of bet
ter things by the inhabitants, and a
general luau in honor thereof was OBJ
served. The wagon, however, stuck in
, the mud, and the sender, who has cot
, tages to rent Whereabouts, was evident
ly discouraged by the result of his
! venture, for nary another load of rub
,; CT,
Yesterday it began to rain; by 5
o'clock in the afternoon lower Queen
street was absolutely impossible from
the Sanitary Steam Laundry to it's
Waikiki terminus Hacks could not be
chartered for that perilous trip for So
in gold coin. AT midnight the entire
road and sidewalk was entirely sub
merged, and children navigated a
quarter of a mile of waterway on
planks. If this rain continues the re-
suit is fearful to contemplate. AS it
is, the death rate of the district is
scandalously high, and an extended
vet season will enrich every under
taker in town. Something should be
done. If the road department is afraid
to tackle the job of making a decent
road for the taxpayers the thorough
fare should be converted into a canal.
The inhabitants would guarantee to
furnish their own boats.
The householders in the mud belt
have one crumb of comfort. They have
combined, and absolutely refuse to pay