New-York tribune., 1901-04-07
TIE TALK OF THE DAT.

One OF the young women connected with Hull
House Chicago. was recently showing collection
OF photographs of classical pictures to street
urchin. and when she came TO copy OF the
..sisttns Madonna" she asked: do you know what
that represents?' Yes" said the boy. that is
Jesus and His mother Did you notice" contin-
ued the teacher, how beautiful their faces are7
You cannot find such beauty of expression in any
other picture" But it's the rims around their
heads ma'am. that gives them away" interrupted
the boy
Well madam" said the doctor. bustlins In.
how s our patient this morning ? 49,, At. .--
ing doctor replied the II: cd watcher. He refuses
to touch any Of the medicines. Chicago Tribune.
man VT, being tried recently IN New South
Wales for stealing watch. The evidence was con-
ficting and the jury made their minds to retire,
but before they left the hall the Judge remarked
that II there were any points on which they re-
quired information he would he pleased 10 assist
them. Eleven OF the turymen had left the box. but
the twelfth remained standing, with his eyes fixed
downward. If absorbed in thought. Well. sir
said the Judge. rs there any question you would
like to ask before you retire." II would like
know my lord the reply 'ff you could tell
us whether the prisoner stole the watch?''
The Old Man-Your love for my daughter seems
10 have grown very fast since you found out l was
The Young Man (admiringy)-No faster. sir than
the subject warranted.-(Detrcit Free Press
The automobile is shortly to make its entrance
into the Sahara says lie Congo Beige" The
rival OF two machines. belonging respectively TO
Baron Joseph Pierre and Baron Crawhez. and
driven by their owners. made a great sensation
Gently at Laghouat The travellers left Dfelfa at
o'clock In spite Of the deplorable condition OF the
road they arrived Laghouat IN about eight
hours The natives whom, they passed on the route
appeared both surprised and frightened and ran
away. shouting. They are the devils machines
Aunt Hannah-It's scandalous the way these thea
Uncle George oh we'll they must have some
act badly off than the stage.-(Boston Transcript.
Mrs James Little, who lives Atchison. Kan
who was herself twin. and whose husband was a
twin and the son of twin. has given birth hes
second pair Of twins. the first pair being about
eighteen months old when the second pair made its
appearance.
Both at Rest suppose" said the stonecutter
your wifes monument?
No" replied the bereaved Mr., Peck. make it
That means I rest in peace ace doe doesn't t.,
Catholic Standard and Times
Max L. Goldrose, of Bromberser. Germany.
some time ago compelled leave the Fatherland
on account of certain articles which appeared in
his paper the ''Bromberger Tageblatt, giving deep
offence to the crown. Recently his father died
and he succeeded to the title of baron and
of $4,000. His brother secured amnesty for him
and he will return to Germany after wedding Miss
Anna Franklin at Chattanooga. Tenn He is about
thirty years Old and q graduate of Heidelberg
While in this country he worked as a baker and
recently had been employed at Lebanon. Ind.
MY dear" said Mr. Wagge las I came hv Mrs
GazZam's house just now 1 saw Mrs Gazzana I'm
the parlor kissing some one who was not her-er-
Mr. Gazzam!
"Oh Henryr' gasped Mrs Wagge. Are YOU
sure? Well did you ever? Oh. my! But I've al
sanctimonious, you know. kissing-why. l must
all about 1t. Kissing al don't suppose you could
see who 1t Henry?
yes said Wage II could quite DISTINCTLY
You couldc oh, Henry, who was it? nybody
know?'
ou-bruter'-( (Farpers Bazar.
1.-The latest triumph In attractive advertising OF
sermons" says THE Congregationalist." us that
recently scored by minister-not of our faith and
polty-whose bulletin board contained in Caring
headlines the announcement OF an evening sermon
on Mrs. Nations crusade. with this text: Smash
not that ye be not smashed" The ethical correct
ness proposition II uEdoubted. but Illus
trtion of homiletical taste-that is another thing
An old darky who lives In the thckets across the
river 10 Memphis the other day to get his
pension check cashed After receiving his money
which amounted Sill. the old ex-save sauntered
down Front-st to produce house and bought
three crates Of cabbages. When they were deliv-
ered at the wharf late that afternoon the old