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Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
MODERN Mans Great Appetite

Custom seems to have decreed that
three square" meals day should be
the allowance for the citizen Of the
United States and Canada, and it was
looked upon as being as fixed as the
laws Of the Modes and Persians, but
an up town restaurant man states that
q great number Of New Workers are ne
longer satisfied with the regulates
three meals a day. -Four meals are
now asked for, breakfast, lunch, din
ner and supper. The last iR NO doubt
superfuous for those whqfcan and do
make three hearty meals oak Of the
others, but there must be many who
win learn with pleasure that it is no
longer incumbent upon them to go
''eupperless to their bed" The idea
that indigestion may be caused by the
introduction Of the fourth meal ID alb
surd Scottish American.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03

hk o.
A gentleman in Pennsylvania has a
queer document which came into his
family's possession many years ago
bnd shows an interesting phase Of An
drew Jackson's character as well as a
glimpse Of the simple times Of his pres
idential term. ~~--'e---~
1t appears that clerk In the state
department contracted a tailors bill for
$64.50. and the tailor, finding himself
Unable to collect the amount, laid the
matter before the president in an ap-
pealing letter.
Jackson -n1sSmptly decided that this
was matter to which he must attend
personally, 90 he transmitted the tai.
Ior's letter to the secretary Of state
with this strong recommendation:
Referred to tie secretary q state. II on inquiry
the fact stated be true, unless the clerk pays up
his debt let him be forthwith discharged.
The government would become party to such
sindling provided it permitted its officers to be-
come indebted for necessaries and not zee that
they paid their debts out of their salaries.
Honest men viii pay their debts. Dishonest
men must mot be employed by the government.
=. A. ].
This case Ia referred to Amos Kendall, Esq.
and on SO per month being secured to Q. T.
K1o&. M. Gooch to be continued in hS oGace.
A. 4
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
Wet Wedding Days Preferred.

The adage Happy is the bride that
the sun shines on" is one that is I'm:
known in many lands. A Breton bride
takes it unhappily when the day Of her
SWedding dawns bright and sunny. Rain
on her marriage morn is held to sig
nifty that all her tears are shed and that
7ghe 3YiII therefore have happy mar;
ried life. HMHzzssE
It is said that the Era of Simbrisk
call the day before the wedding the
weeping day, and the bride and her girl
friends weep as much as possible with
the idea Of getting the mourning Of life
over, 80 that only what is joyful may
remain. In some countries this result is
attained by sousing the bride with wa.
ter. The Greeks think that thorough
5drenching Of the bride will bring her
Tasting good fortune. fEEeasssstsnsss
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03

AZ one time was pastor Of village
where there was q German undertakes
who was always anxious to please. Be
cause OF his zeal In this direction and
hiS habit Of 80 often getting things
Backward he was the butt Of . good
many jokes and furnished others many
q hearty laugh. One day customer
OF his asked him to telegraph the florist
In a nearby city to send doral design
representing Coates Ajar" He hurried
to the phone and. calling up the florist,
said he wished a florai design. The
florist asked what kind. He was puz-
zled,, but not defeated, and after some
delay said: "Oh, yes; now got himl
Heaven wide open; that's what they
wantw-Homiletic Review. 4.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
A Sure Care For Dlarrhoea.

. u i
Coming, as it does, in the busiest
season, when man can least afford
to lose time, q sure and quick cure
for disrrhoea isvery desirable. Any
one who has given ia trial will tell
you that the quickest, surest and
most pleasant remedy in use for this
disease is Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Disrrhoea Remedy
There is no loss of time when it is
used as one or two doses of it will
cure any ordinary attack. It never
fails, not even in the most severe and
dangerous cases. For sale by j. R
Kruger.
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Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
New Service to ST. Louis Via .sThe
Milwaukee, Line.

Commencing Sunday, May 18th,
thee. M. 8 st. P. will inaugurate
through sleeping car service between
the Twin Cities and st. Louis,
The sleeper will be carried daily
on the train leaving Minneapolis 7:3O
q. m. and st. Paul 500 a. N, ar
irving st. Louis Z O'Clock following
morning.
The route is via g. M. & st. P.
Iowa Central and Wabash Rys., MAX
ing q very direct ine-passing
through very interesting portion of
the country. -
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
How's Thisl

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, o. WALDMG, KINNAN & MAR
Vim, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and nue.
GUS surfaces of the system. Price, 75c.per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testi-
monia1s free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
.z..r eFa5ked &c 81 blam5SS.

y Among historic diamonds One, the
''Piggott," has gohe out Of existence.
The st0fy Of It's destruction is a trag-
deal. one. It was said to be worth $780,
900. The diamond came into the pos
session Of Ali Pasha, who always wore
At IN a green silk purse attached to his
.girdle.
! He was wearing it when he was
wounded by Reshid Pasha- Knowing
that his wound was mortal. he imme.
.diately retired to his divan, gave orders
that his favofite wife should be poison.
ed and then delivere0 the diamond to
Captain D'Anglas with the order that
At should be crushed to powder in his
presence. His command was obeyed
and the beautiful gem was utterly de-
-~stroyed.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
cr,aa SfAnl,aalLa,l.

The roar Of Q lion can be heard far
ther than the sound Of any other living
creature. Next comes the cry Of q
hyena, and then the boot Of the owl
After these the panther and the jackaL
The donkey can be heard 80 times far
ther- than the horse and the cat ten
times farther than the dog. Strange as
It may seem, the cry Of a hare can be
heard farther than that Of either the
cat or the dog. "'''5-
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
WHEELER.

a well has been put down for the use of
the Great Northern people at this, place.
The Klippers-Ch okio game played on
/ the 2lst resulted in victory for the form
er, score to 8.
Last Sundays coptous downpour of rain
has effected an increased vegetative ac-
tivity in forage crops, potatoes and etc.
The second nine suffered defeat at the
hands of the Johnson Cholrio club last
Sunday, the dose being Is toi8.
Mr.. III. Morrill,. of Morris, was In this
vicinity the latter part of last week. adj
nninistering to the wants of delapidsted
binders, 49,
Mr. r. H. Cauley drove down from
Gracextlle Sunday. returning Monday,
accompanied by Mrs. Cauley who had
been Visiting relatives here,
Wanted-A physician to locate in Wheel,
er. One who specializes in, and is fully
capable Of treating cardiacal troubles
preferred. Excellent and rare opportuni-
ties offered.
The reports Of discharged firearms seem
to be frequent and quite audible. The
spontaneous explosiveness of the powder
is the reason assigned. but fortunately
however nothing is injured but black
birds
The many friends eff Chas. T. Haggard
who operated the Winter q Anes elevator
here last season, will regretto learn that
he has been compelled to return to his
home in Buffalo, N. Y.,on account of i'm.
paired health.
80 III, JENNY RossTTY."
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03

In cases of cough or Group give the
little one One Minute Cough Cure.
Then rest easy and have no fear. The
child will be all right in a little while
l. never fails. Pleasant to take, al.
ways safe sure and almost instsn-
taneous in effect. j. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
nPosltsNh.

'Do you think the position as
sumed by your friend is correct p
said one lawyer.
II don't kti6w," answered the
other absentmindedly. Gle is one
of the best golf players in our club,
ana while he may look a little awk-
ward sometimes / wouldn't under
take to'criticise him" Washington
Star.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
Organ For Sale.

A high grade Estey organ in good
condition for sale at a reasonable
price. For particulars call at this of
fee.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
Wien Turtles We've Ra9.

OF the turtles it may be said that
they represent the most ancient type Of
all vertebrates, resembling closely as
they:do the reptiles Of their kind which
existed so far back as the mesezoic era.
There were sea tortoises during that
epoch which measured 20 feet Iii spread
Of fippers, while some tertiary tor
toises were not less big in body, meas
uring u feet from head to tail.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
when the Atlantic was Bridsed.

According to the distinguished French
anthropologists Gabriel and Adrien de
Mortillet there was junction between
Europe and America by way of the
British isles. the Faroes. Iceland and
Greenland in what is known as the
Chellean epoch, which is supposed to
have ended 10000 or 100000 years
ago. Baltimore Sun.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
Renlnr,.e..a rl,en,. ).

Mistress-Why, Bridget, what on
earth are you doing with all the broken
dishes on the shelf?
Bridget-Sure. mum, ycz towld me
OF wur to replace every one OF broke.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
London Bridges.

Here is the history Of London's
bridges in brief: Westminster bridge
was begun in 1888 and finished in 174e.
Blackfriars bridge in 1850 and finished
An 1770,I Waterloo bridge in 1871 and
opened on June 10, 1917: Southwark
iron bridge in 1914 and finished in
1910 and the present London bridge
An 1924, being opened on Aug. l. 1881.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
Gard.

I, the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money On 80 cent
bottle of Greene's Warranted Syrup
of Tar if it fails to cure your cough
or cold. I also guarantee Is cent
bottle to prove satisfactory or money
refunded. j. r. KRUGER.
Morris tribune., 1901-08-03
The Penalty.

ibid Mrs. Highlifes travelling gown
at wellY"
eyes, but it cost so much she had to
give up hei trip and stay at home
Tit Bits.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
GenneSsee.

Mar. ll.-A surprise party was ten
dered Miss Mealia Peterson last Sat-
urday evening. A good time was re-
ported. -. Alfred Anderson was the
pleasant caller at r. d. Peterson's last
Sunday .....R E. Peterson and son
A. e. will depart for Jacksonville,
Mile Laos county, in the near future,
where they will start hardware store.
We wish them success. 80. A. Pet
erson visited at Elmer Morien's last
Saturday and Sunday......T. o. An
derson has put in a new gasoline en-
CINE in place of the old one Mel
sons and Mattson's young folks at
tended the temperance lecture at At
water Sunday evening. .... Andrew
and Albert Peterson and Louis Matt
son called at Lindquist's Sunday even.
ing .:R. A. Peterson made a bust
ness trip to Minneapolis the first part
of the week. IS. A. Moodin moved
to Atwater last Thursday -. Frank
Olson moved to his new home at the
Moodin farm last Thursday. .. An
drew Nelson was lost in Atwater Sun.
day evening. The school beg n in
Dist. No. So NJ arch with Cora Peter
son as teacher Edwin Glader is as
sistirg his brother in the store at At
water. Emil Anderson is hauling
hay from Lake Elizabeth.
tennessee CRACKER-JACK.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Minnesota Central Chances.

The general aud auditing offices of
the MINES ota Central Telephone Co.,
are now located at Willmar, under the
general manageme 1T of D. N. Tall
man, who is the company's president
IND treasurer. Andrew Larson of
Willmar, and J. L. Schoch and G. II.
Dirks Of NV Ulm, are on the board
Of directors to succeed the stock hold
ers who have withdrawn from the COM
pany. These original stock holders
were Charles Webster, formerly vice
president and general manager, and
Ace Webster, both of Walcoma,
Iowa: and e. G.. Porter of Owatonna.
John Williams still retains the posi-
zion of The com 'any's secretary and
has charge Of the local telephone ex-
change. Miss Evelyn Zealand holds
1he position of auditor in the auditing
department..
BY this change in management W ILL
mar becomes the headquarters for the
entire system of Minnesota Central
lines.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Death of Albert Anderson.

Albert Anderson died last Monday
at 1880 a. M, at the home of his
brother-in-law, Robert Thompson,
who resides a mile and half east of
the village. He had been ailing with
consumption for over two years, but
was able to be about until short
time before his death. Deceased was
81 years of age and unmarried. Two
brot hers and five sisters are the men,
bers of the family who survive him.
They are as follows: August Ander-
son, Misses Carolina and Nicolina
Anderson, Mrs. O. Barnstad, Mrs.
Robert Thompson, all of Willmar;
Olavus Anderson of Kandiyohi; and
Mrs. Ed Bakken of Renville
The funeral takes place on Thurs
day afternoon at 2 o'clock. Services
will be held from the late home and
also at the Lutheran Synod church in
Willmar. The interment will be in
the Synod cemetery.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Real Estate Transfers.
EAST LAKE LILLIAN.

Mar. 9-Andrew Nelson to Ida NJ
SWartWood, all OF sec. 10. $40. $50 OF
LAKE LILLIAN
mar 9-John Bratt to VIM. Shields Sc
~ '1o observation-disclosures 5,NOV
Mar. 9-Per Norberg to Andrew Rem
strom, VIZ nwA, sec. &c.. ....... 10000
ROsEIAEB.
Mar. 9Th, F. Koch to Albert Syo-
bodny, nWA nW14, sec. 5.... 10000
Mar. 6-U. of III. to G. II. Rickerman,
sea, sec. 2S.............. 100000
Mar. l1-Olof Norling to Erich West
lund, sea, 81 ne14, sec. II. ........... $50 OF
HOLLAND
Mar. 6-Dir! Ritzema ct al, to A. t.
PloWman, nWl4, sec. 2l............ 424OG
Mar; 9-Anna De Ward to- H. j. Her.
scher, unu. q OF VIZ a, sec. 3d.. 72OW
Mar pa: j. Prins to H. j. Herscher,
und q OF VIZ se34, sec. l3........... 700
GENNEssEE
Mar. 8-Sarah II. Peterson to Charles
~ y; petS rsOn part of lots 9and 10, sec.
Oh So.'a A.... ................ ...'...... 100
sT.JOHNs.
Mar: 6-Lousa Schneider to David
m lne neA, so nwA, me- sw9,
HW4 seq, sec. ~. ..................... 5000 CO
Mar 6-.JOhn P. Ellzjer to David Hle-
man, sea nw4 lot 2, n1s swA, nwA
SEA, sec. ~... Observation-Disclosures. 5000. 90
Mar. 9-B. j. Greenfield to Geo. P. May
he",n12 sW' sec. 10................. 100000
Mar. s-P. c. Greenfield to r. C. Les
ne, ny neA4, sea nw4, So swA NV
"A, sec. l0............ Observation-Disclosures. 100000
DOVRE.
Mar Sand. F. johnson to John J.
Bjork, nWA neA, sec. %. ............. 10000
MAMRE.
Mar 11-Edwin w. Herrick to Louis
Lotven, ne14 swl4, sec. 3d. . 10000
Mar. 1l-Jonas A. Bergman, ct al, to
John L. Elkjer, the excess Of land
lylhS north ana outside OF lot 8, sec.
20 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Ito
Do-lots l, and 3, sec. rs, 1906 A.. $3.50. 80
IRVING.
Mar. 6-Caroline L. Wilkinson to 10.
Thorpe, M sea, sea sea, lot l, Sec
2S, q. c. d.
VILLAGE OF ATWATER
Mar. 6-Louise W: Harris to Lydia E.
Kelly, lot 2 blk 27.. 1l5O(
VILLAGE OF RAYMOND
Mar. 6-Harry Hoogeveen to Frank II,
HOckma lot Z of blk 4, LeightUn's
duu ......... 500
Mar. 6-Frank H. Hooking to Almeda
WATKINS, lot OF blk 4, LeghtOn's
add Observation-Disclosures. $500
Mar. S-Spicer Land Co. to Raymond
Nero. Co., lots |, 8 and ), blk 7....... 400 OF
Mar. 9-Spencer Erickson to A. Sheen
eek, part OF lot IL, blk 1l............ 5000
Mar. ll-H. Hoogeveen to j ConnicI1,
part OF lot s, blk +, Leigntons add. 7OO(
Mar. ll-Clara M Leighton to Samuel
Latterel, lot 4, blk 4, second add. 5000
VILLAGE OF WILLMAR.
Mar. 6-Laura M. Sundfors to Nels
HolmQuist lot II and W rs it. Of lot II,
DIX 4, L. q >. ADD. ............... $780,. 500 OF
Mar. 9-James W. Frye to Lars L. In
dali, lots - and IA, blk 4, Spicers
'-'A '''''' '''''.... -..''.....'.'..... ~VOOU
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Benson.

Ole E. Bake was broug bit home
from the hospital in Minneapolis Sat-
urday. He is in no immediate danger,
but so helpless and has such little use
of his limbs that he had to be carried
from the train on stretcher. It is
not probable that he will ever walk
again. Benz. Williams, deputy or
ganizer Of the A. O. q. W, who
worked up such a large class for the
local lodge here, has just completed
the organization of. a new lodge at
with a membership of forty.
which speaks we'll for the efforts of
Mr.. Williams, as we'll as for the
merits of the United Workmen.-
son Times. sz...sS = s~ - 8
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Fire at Ranyil[s.

Renville, Mimi, March II AT $3.50
O'clock this morning fire was discov-
erred in the ba sement of j.. H. Dale &
Co.'S brick block, and in a few min
utes the entire basement was so
charged with gas and smoke it was i'm
possible to locate the fire aud water
was indiscrimin ately poured in for an
hour before the flames; were under con-
troll. Itwas aclose call for the south
east part of town, as there was a high
wind blowing The loss OF Dale & Co.
will be large, as they had just received
their spring stock. There will be lit
tie salvage on goods. The stock was
valued at $4,000, with an insurance Of
$40 600. The damage to the building
was So, 600 and IS covered By insur-
Ance.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
"Justice" Triumphant.

It is a notorious fact, and one not
even unknown to our .'rigid enforce
ment" village authorities, that John
Anderson has for long time been
running an illegal 'joint' and with
the aid of his three assistants has been
dishing out Hamm's Excelsior beer and
kindred substances to thirsty people.
Yet the aforesaid authorities have
lullea the goddess of justice to sleep
with the plaintive lullaby, eve can
get no proof" Last Monday John had
been loading up one of his customers
to the fighting point aud then threw
him out to make room for fresh GUS
toners. The elected customer, Galen
A. Plagman, was not satisfied with this
rather impolite return for the sacrifices
he had made at Johns altar, and
made Fitzimmon pass at John solar
plexus, forgetting that a glass door
separated them. The result was a
smashed pane for John and a terrible
pain from q badly cut hand for Plag-
man. --- $50.
This gross assault on one of the pill
lars of society shocked tn, authoritie
deeply and woke them out of their
lethargic condition. Plagman had es-
capped. He must be brought back.
The majesty of the law demanded sum-
mary vengeance on the wretch who had
dared lift his hand against blind
pigger. The wires were nearly melted
in the frantic endeavors to locate the
perpetrator Of this horrible crime.
Finally he was located at Pennock.
Our efficient sheriff girded up his loins
and sailed forth in quest of him. He
came back like . Roman general lead
ing his captive. The court fined Plag-
man 500 and costs or thirty days in
Jail. He took the latter. ..@.
The community breathes easier.
They have now the sweet and consol.
ing knowledge that no man can safely
carriena atomic any blind igger's pro-
#perty. Carping critics may deplore
the fact th at the auth critics have not
been 80 relentless in running down
the blind iggers, forgetting who we're
the main workers il electing she afore.
said auth rtties, but the people III
general vii full real lie that fact.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Great Religious Lecture.

Arrangements have been comp eted
for the appearance here of John W.
Arctander, Esq Of Minneapolis, on
the evening of Friday, March 20, when
be will give his great religious lecture,
"Savonarola," at the Willmar opera
house. The lecture, which will be
given in the English language, is for
the benefit of the building fund of the
Norwegian Lutheran Free church at
Willmar.
Admission, IS and Is cents. Tickets
will be exchanged for seat tickets at
Eff 'trum & Co.'S drug store. Lecture
commences at O'Clock sharp.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
High School Notes.

Anna Benson is again in school
after an absence Of several weeks.
Ethel STAINS berry has withdrawn
from school and gone to Howard Lake
to live for time with her grandpar-
ents. She may enter school at that
place.
Walter Crosby of the Sophomore
class spent Sunday with his parents.
He returned to Saint Paal on Monday
morning.
Supt. Kilgore is to take part in a
discussion on "Centralizing Rural
Schools at the meeting of the N. M
q. A. at St Cloud on March 20.
Several Of the old High School stu
dents who are now at the University
have been spending the vacation al
their homes in this city.
Window glass, all sizes, at Carlson
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
s5-s-s.5- e.
PrinsburR.

Mar. 9.-Smallpox has almost taken
flight at Prinsburg. We are glad of
it. ;. G jarrett Bosch and Mr.. and Mrs.
Gluen are intending to return from
their visit with friends and relatives
in Fillmore county Garrett Lade-
Doe, who was expected to return yes
terday, did not come. he home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Wibbles was
made happy BY the birth Of . baby
daughter. Corie DenAdel had an
accident BY the school house last
Wednes day brea liking q leg Or.
Lumberg was there to set it. .s 3s.s
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-03-13
Anderson Bros.
jewelers. and Opticians
WlLLmAR, MINI
These Want a Chance to Vote
on Saloon Question.

W1LLMAR, MARCH 6, 1901.
Sam'l Osmundson,
Recorder Village of Willmar.
Dear Sir:
We, the unders' gnod
legal voters of the village of
Willmar, Minn., petition you
that the question of Licen-e or
No License for the sale of intox-
icating liquors in the village of
Willmar, Mimi, be submitted to
the peope of said village at the
annual village e ection to be held
on T esday, April 2, 1901, for
their vote thereupon.
J. P. Madison
A. G. Johnson
A F. Mantor
j. G. Jones
G. G. Wennerlund
Jas. Leary
A. 3. SandbO
G.. Alderman
N. A. Thomps
H. g. Halvorson
N. J. Peterson
Ole Lundquist
Jonas Lundquist
OK. Robinson
I. c.. Olson
A. O. Hildal
J. c.. Frese
j. D. Wolpert
P. L. Johnson
G.. A. Olson
Hans Johnson
Geo. W. Johnson
Chas H. johnson