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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-31
Orator. Are shy.

At a recent Home Rule caucus. John
Emmeluth reported that invita-,
lions har been sent to prominent men Of
thts and all the other Islands. to speak
at the mass meeting, and that so far he
had received only one response. This
letter was from Federal Judge Estee.
The letter of Judge Estee was read The
juTist said that as he was an official OF
the United States government, he did
not consider that II would be right for
him to accept the invitation. he must
refuse to take any part IN local politics
None of the others to whom the letters
had been addressed had replied 81 the
time the meeting was held
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-31

of the church might at any time re-
quire
The circumstances In which the An
gncan Church in Hawaii is placed In
consequence of the annexation of the
Is ands by the United States require the
adoption by the said church OF the same
changes in the Formularies OF the
Church OF England as We're made by the
Protestant Ep soopal Church IN the
United States of America when Aneri-
can colonies became Independent OF Great
Britain.
That the charges made in these For
mularies by the Protestant ~ scopal
Church in the United States did rot az
feet doctrine may be shown, first by the
solemn declaration In the preface to the
Book of Common Prayer and administra-
ton OF the sacraments and other rites
and ceremonies of church according to
the Protestant Episcopal Church insthe
United States of America. in which, att
er inviting "a comparison of the Book OF
common Prayer of thu Church OF En-
gland 1t is said; In which II was also
apparent that this church is far from In
tending to depart from the Church OF
England in any essential point of doc
trine, discipline or worship. or further
than local circumstances require and
secondly, by the close intercommunioa
which has always been maintained. be-
tween the Protestant Episcopal Church
n the United States and the Church OF
England.
The circun stances of the Anglican
Church in Hawaii further require that
the property OF this church should hence
forth be administered in accordance with
the constitution, canons rules, regula-
tons and discipline .of the Protestant
Episcopal Church IN the United States of
the Anglican Church in Hawaii
having through its Diocesan Synod.
promised allegiance to the said const-
The amended articles filed with the Pc
titton were the same as published in fun
IN the Advertiser three weeks ago.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-31

WILLIS
DEFIED


enclose, TIE license given to the s.gners
Ct a elEta'a memorial dated August. 1856,
uhoer "iieh the Second CONGREGATION
December 3ist.
win the dissolution of the Congrega-
ton your license aso exp res. bur as I
have pointed out to your wardens it VIII
be open 10 you to receive new license
uHder new conditions for the perform
ahce OF such ministerial duties as a serv-
ant of the government ho,ding an i'm
po tant ands onerous post IS free at all
times to discharge.
Allied WILLIS,
Bishop of Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-12-31

MIR. WILLIAM M. MINTON, LATE
WITH GEAR, LANSING & CO, IS
NOW ASSOCIATED WITH Us AS
SELLING AGENT.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
800 Reward 800.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages ana that is Ca; Halls Catarrh
medical fraternity Catarrh being constitu-
tional disease, requires q constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
prietors have so much faith in it's curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that 1t fails to cure. Send for list OF
Address F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Up to Date.

The young man was from town, and
was spending Sunday in the suburbs
says "Short Stories" He knew far
more about horses and carriages than
the local livery salesman, and so his
interview with the latter, when he
sought to hire a "rig" for the after
noon, was tinged with a gentle air OF
patronage on his part. ooh, have you
trap you can let me have?" eyes,
certainly" Zone that will hold two?"
Eyes, or twenty" from the obliging
countryman. ""Oh, really. Have you a
stylish road wagon?" Eyes" "Per-
haps you have a spider or Brewster
buggy, or, on second thought. might
prefer rubber-tired hanson. You
can accommodate me? Eyes. All
kinds cheerfully furnished" Can you
give me lash whip?" Eyes; with a.
fancy tassel." ooh, well, what kind
of a horse can you turn out-a short
tailed one?" II think So" came gently
from the wearied proprietor. Then, in
stentorian tones to his man: Jake,
can you give this gentleman short
tailed horse? If not, cut one at once"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
WRESTLING IN JAPAN.

Peculiarlties of Art of Seif-Defense
Among Japanese.
A recent attempt to introduce into
England a modified form of japanese
wrestling under the name of "bartit-
SUI calls attention to the peculiarities
Of this "art of self-defense' as it has
developed in Japan. 1t is asserted
that the Japanese hold this art OF
theirs in such reverence that it has
rarely been allowed to be shown pub
licly in their own land, much less
abroad. Wrestling has been a spor,
in Japan for more years than can well
be counted. The japanese wrestler
belongs to distinct class, and what
he does not know about wrestling in
an orthodox or even unorthodox way
can scarcely be worth the knowing.
Some of the Japanese wrestlers can
trace their sporting pedigree back TO,
more than three centuries. They are
all meat eaters, whereas the ordinary
Japanese consumes only rice and fish
Consequently-this fact is dwelt upon
as one of the strongest arguments
against notwithstanding are all
big men. The champions of Tokyo
Kyoto and Osaka, when they meet in
annual tournaments, can scarcely
average less than six feet, whereas the
Japanese people themselves are quite
four inches under the European stand
ard. Two hundred and eighty pounds
is NOT an uncnmmOn weight for a Ia
panese wrestler, and the heavier they
are the better chance they stand in
championship contests.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

. d f."
I once knew all the birds that came
And nested in our apple trees;
For every flower ! had g name
My friends were w0odchucks. toads and
bees, }
I knew what thrived in yonder glen,
What plants would soothe q stone
bruised toe
Oh, / was very learned then, f
But that was very long ago.
knew the spot upon the hill
Where checkberries could be found;
I knew the rushes near the mill
Where pickerel lay that weighed
I knew the wood-the very tree
Where lived the poaching, saucy crow
And all the woods and crows knew me,
But that was very long ago.
And spining for the joys of youth
tread the old familiar spot:
Only to learn this solemn truth:
I have forgotten-am forgot.
Yet there's this youngster at my knee
Knows all the things 1 used to know;
To think once was wise as he
But that was very long ago.
know it's folly to complain
OF whatsoeer the Fates decree:
Yet were not wishes all in vain,
I tell you what my wish should be:
I'd wish to be boy again,
Back with the friends used to know;
For was o! so happy then
But that was very long ago.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
r,.wers for Bridesmaid Ids.

x + l.
bouquets of flowers attached to long
alking sticks have been carried by
any OF the bridesmaids ct the smart
lne weddings. 8.
AT one very decorative wedding the
ridesmaids wore Clowns Of soft ivory
ktin made up over pink. bordered with
deep fiounce composed Of tiny chiffon
Hills and made with transparent lace
ecks and waists. Each maid carried
n ebony wand mounted in silver. with
pink knob. to which was tied q bou"
|uet of pink carnations. Some Of the
me bridesmaids have carried q basket
h the arm filled with one specia'
'loom. Newest of all is the bouquet.
hade somewhat in crescent-shape. one
nd attached to the elbow with pons'
i he other to the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
FINES.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Bids Are in Order.

The farmers of the Bavarian and
Wurttemburg Allgau districts have
combined for the purpose of buying
all their fertilizers, both chemical and
natural, at the best wholesale prices
and on the most favorable conditions.
They use about 1000 wagon loads (of
200 cwt.) a year. 1t is also rumored
that they intend to buy all their agri-
cultural and other machines the same
way. 1t is said that American sellers
of artificial fertilizers and makers of
American agricultural machinery are
good deal interested in this foreign
combine, and to the extent Of com.
peting for trade.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Fearless. Physician.

Benton, ILL.,, Sept. 3Oth.-Much COM
ment has been caused by the action OF
DR.. r. H. Danaway, physician here,
who for over year past has been rec
bmmending Dodd's Kidney Pills to
those of his patients who suffered from
rheumatism, Bright's Disease, Diabe-
kes or other Kidney Troubles.
DR.. Dunaway also published an open
letter last May stating positively that
he himself had been cured of Diabetes
by Dodd's Kidney Pills, and that, after
he concluded he was going to die.
He is well man to-day, and says ne
feels it his duty to do as he has done
hnd is doing because Dodd's Kidney
Pills saved his life.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
The Arbiter.
BY ELIZABETH CHERRY WALTZ

BY ELIZABETH CHERRY WALTZ.
Copyright. 1901. by Daily Story Pub. Coz
From low cottage door on green
mountain slope Else looked wonder
ingly across the narrow creek valley.
There, evidenced by black openings on
different levels, in scars and seams, in
grimy elevators and sheds were the
coal mines. In front were tramways,
separators, great chutes where all day
coal crashed and rumbled down into
black cars. Here it was suddenly still
and the noise of great commotion
came instead. The pit mouths gave up
men instead of coal and they shouted
and threw up their hands excitedly.
There was no fear of an explosion.
She knew that excitement. This was
something unclassifed.
O'Clock in the afternoon? Had any
of the men been hurt or murdered?
Was it her father or brother? Was it
Danny Brownell? Then her heart
beat fast. She saw many women run
ming down the cliff path, hatless and
with their babies in their arms.
Else, long limbed and youthful,
caught up with Lige Fletcher's wife.
who was trying to hurry with her
three-months-old twins.
Gimme one," breathed Else, then
ran, down and up, one of the first to
reach the level where the men were
gathered.
hot 3n hot IS oS
Willie, her tall brother of fifteen,
ran toward her.
BOSS gil Danny his time long o.
the mule
''Danny?"
can we've quit" yelled bystand-
er; "we've quit, six hun'nerd o. us,
tell Danny goes back"
"'Tell he goes back" mumbled an
old doorkeeper. "Danny's good lad. :"
Else singled out Lige Fletcher in
the crowd. She thrust the twin upon
him forcibly.
Hers comm below she explained,
"but mus stan by my lad"
She pushed through the excited
crowd of men to the pit mouth. The
cars were running out filled with min
ers, black, half blind, curious.
A word and they shouted with the
rest.
1--WE mus ha' Danny back!"
The mine boss leaned against a
post, big, brutal and scowling.
"Then he'll go in and fetch out
Crazy Bill" he cried, "an' lick i'm
good before me. He's been mean all
day. Dan Brownell's foolish about the
mule. Back to work, men!"
But an ominous growl ran through
the crowd.
Else slipped up behind Danny, so
confident and handsome. He replied
in words that stirred her heart.
"I'll not whip the mule in or out"
said he, "for he will soon get over his
stubborn spell. If he'll come out quiet
I'll fetch him out, as don't wish to
see the men in trouble on my ac-
count
"Never mind us!" yelled the crowd,
ian don't beat the mule. Crazy Bill
is the safest mule we got in the
mine.''s
No one missed Else. The mine boss
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

ONCE force run up the hot slope. See
Ing retnforcements at hand the mine
boss seized Danny by the collar.
Here, you're the ring-leader! Now
you'll find your place."
There was an angry roar and rush
and the man was jostled and drawn
firmly into the crowd. f
"Oh. you will try dirty tricks, then?
Now we've got you an we'll hol' YOU"
Justify he cried for help, but what
could six persons do against six hum
dred? One man stood forward, tall
and calm. A few of the men knew him
for the general manager of the COM
pany, and seldom seen at the mines.
What's up. my men?"
Danny told him in few terse SEN
fences. They sounded humorous. The
general manager listened and actually
grinned. The grin grew into a laugh
and was actually infectious. The
strikers laughed with him.
"A mule and a mutiny," observed
the general manager, "and where is the
rebel?"
AS if a stage cue had been given,
Crazy Bill walked out of the mine
mouth. His rusty chains dragged be-
hind him, but his head was proudly
erect. On his back, clinging to his
collar, sat Else, her braids unfastened
by her rough ride, her face sQoty and
streaked.
She saw no one but Danny, and to
him, her young eyes all alight. she
called:
II brung out Crazy Bill, Danny! He
knows you alters femme ride i'm. Now
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
aCouatinr His Chickens.

Before ! give my consent to your
engagement to my daughter. what is
your annual income?"
"Counting everything, sir, about s4,-
600. as near as I can tell"
''Yes-hm-and added to this would
be the $1,000 income which I promised
to settle on her, which would"
yes. sir, yes-that is, if you don't
mind, I've already counted that in
New. York Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
End of the Boer war.

The Boer war which has been raging
for the past two years will soon be ended,
according to the latest advices. News Of
peace will be hailed with joy by all. War
is a terrible thing and has slain many
people, but we believe stomach troubles
have slain even more When the stomach
Is out of order. and you suffer from dys-
pepsia, indigestion, f1atulency, sick head
ache or constipation, we would urge you
to try Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It
will cure you.
They Play Good Tennis Game.
Golf has rather gone back at Meadow
Brook, and tennis !, row in the ascend
ant. Three new courts are just COM
pleted and are in daily use. The wo-
men have taken up the racquet with
much enthusiasm, and pretty Mrs.
"Dody" Havemeyer and Mrs. Clarence
Mackay are keen riN ais.
These queens of society are both
beautiful, but of entirely different
types, Mrs. Havemeyer being pro-
nounced blonde with bright golden hair,
and Mrs. Mackaya a brunette, with a
mass of black hair which She usually
wears coiled low on the neck.-New
York Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Mental Arithmetic.

Johnnie-Paw, how menny Weeks "
hey in a month?
Father-Four.
Johnnie-An' how menny weeks -
hey in q year? q
Father-Fifty-two.
Johnnie--Twelve fcurs is forty-eight,
ln'-say, paw, what becomes Nv tn
tour weeks left over?
Father-You go and tell your mother
gou want piece Of pie.-Ohio State
Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
PATENTS.

List of Tntents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Joseph Chapman, st. Paul, Mimi. toy
|er game; Anton Goehring, Edgeley, N.
b., grain weigher; Charles Haglin, Min
heapolis, Mimi, fire-proof flooring;
Charles Johnson. Ely, Mimi, railway
spike; Ole Ness, Zumbrota, Mimi, air
brake coupling; Frederick Rauen. st.
Paul, Mimi, separable hinge; John
Tester, Minneapolis, Mimi, glass cut
ter.
Lothrop & johnson. patent attorneys. Oil &
biz Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul. MINI.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

had telephoned the office force in the
valley below and an excited group
was coming up. Shotgun barrels
flashed in the sunlight. Danny laugh
ed good naturally.
well all be shot. boys, long O. that
Crazy Bill. Stand together. Here
comes that whole coal company"
Hostilities were for a moment sus-
pended In the pleasure Of watching the
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Accounting for 1t.

"It may be merely fancy" remarked
Mrs. Seldom -Holne, but since my
husband commenced drinking the wa
ter from that iron spring he has seemed
to be ten times as obstinate as ne used
to be-
perhaps" suggested Mrs. Nexdore,
"the water is tinctured with pig iron. -
Chicago Tribune.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Sweet Revenge.

Diggs-And you aren't going away
on a vacation this sumner?
DaEgs-You bet I'm not; my land
lord said if I closed up the house and
went away he should charge me rent
just the same, and I'm going to stay at
home to get even with him.-Ohio
State Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
The Distinctions.

IT could never see," remarked the
Sabhatarian, caustically, wherein the
sacred concert differs from the ordin-
airy concert
why, that's Simple enough" replied
-Wsggs.
"It :s?''
Certainly. The sacred concar..' is
given Or Sundays only."-Philadelphi
Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
An 1n.upernb1e obstacle.

What foolish things they do say
about that Rockefeller fortune. Here
is someone who claims that if it was in
81 bills it would encircle the EARTH"
"Well, wouldn't ito''
"Of course not. How would you get
them across the an?'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
They Play Good Tcnnt. Game.
Youth Versus Age.

Mr.. Bcreum Observation-Disclosures dear.
I can taste that lemon pie yet that we
had at dinner yesterday. tonight.
Willie Ro:cun Qongingly)--Gee! ]
wish 1 could!-Boston Herald.
A wife is either mans best posses
sion or his very worst.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Why experiment with untried REM
edies for pain? Use Wizard Oil at once
and be happy. Your druggist has it.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Luxurious Traveller.

Cecil Rhodes never does anything by
halves. When he came over to Eng
land by the last mail from Africa, be-
sides other specially provided comforts,
he was accompanied by his own chef,
his own poultry and his own COW.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Nothing New In Tnat.

Nothing New In That.
'You can't dispute the miracles In
the Bible. man. Why, just consider the
raising of Lazarus!"
"Humph! I've seen people raised that
have been dead longer than Lazarus.
Why. my wife raises Cain every day!"
-Derver Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
DR.. j. II. RINDnAUB, Specialist,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ID.
Needed Breaking II

4 Percy-Your father seems to have q
Egrudge against me.
Edith-Have patience, dear. He act
ed the same way toward fingerbowls at
'first.-Puck.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Foxy.

Mrs. Won Blumer-My dear, how
kould you bring those people to dinner
without first letting me know?
Won Blunler-Why, if I had let you
know the cook would have got up and
|eft.-New York Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Easy.

(Which would you rather, Tommy,
be born lucky or rich?" asked Uncle
Tredway.
Both" replied Tommy, sententious-
ty.-Detroit Free Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Natural Resentn,en,

Farmer Hornbeak-Josh Hayrake is
nwfully down on automobiles. One of
Fem run over his poor old mother-in-
Jaw.
Farmer whifletree-Kill her?
Farmer Hornbeak-No; never hurt,
ed her a gol-dinged particle.-Judge.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. RoBH1Hs
Maple Street. Norwich, n Y. Fab. II. 1900
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
The Beam and the Mote.

Mrs. Dorcas-There can be no excuse
for man who goes fishing on Sunday.
Mrs. Cleek-Not in these days, at any
Efate, when there are so many oppor'
Efunities to play golf.-Puck.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Not Entirely Mute

He-What feel for you, Muriel, I can
never tell you in words. True love is
silent.
Muriel-oh, no, I assure you. It
speaks to papa--Punch.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Timely Hint,

l Every married man should join some
good society-the society Of his wife
Rnd children, for instance.-ChicagQ
News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Brooklyn, N. Y. Sept 30th.-Informa-
derful curative powers of the Garfield
Headache Powders; people everywhere
are using them and writing the manufac-
turers of the good results obtained.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

etc permanently cured. No fits nervousness after
. first days of DR.. Klne's Great Nerve Restor
er. Send for FREE ne. 90 trial bottle and treatise
Or. r. H. KLINE Ltd Arch Street, Philadelphia Pc
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
RIG MONEY MADE

Selling Life of Mckinley Send ten cents Al
giving History of Anarchy and secret. detective
service. Best terms ever offered. Credit given ant
freight paid. We are headquarters for this book
Write Quick. American Citizen Co., Chicago.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Sweat or fruit acids will not discolor
goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. Sold by druggists, 10c package
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
INDEPENDENTLY Wealthy.

"My son-in-law's rich enough to own
a steam yacht
"H'm! My son-in-,aw's SO rich that
ne doesn't have to own q steam yacht
unless he wants to-"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Mrs. Winsl0w's Soothing Syrup.'
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
aays pain, wind collie. Csc bottle
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Take Natures remedy. Garfield Tea! In:
Expensive and effective; Is pints or 81
doses for Csc. 1t is composed Of medicinal
HERBS, not mineral poisons; it cures con:
Rstfpatton and sick headache, kidney and
Aver diseases. Good for all
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Reasonable query

Johnnie-Wuz Samsun strong becoz
iie had such long hair?
Father-Yes, my son.
Johnnie-Is that why you are afraid
of maw?-Qhio State Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
The Wrong Adjective.

wife-Why don't you smoke those
cigars I gave you at Christmas time?
I'm sure they're delightful.
Husband-My dear, delightful is not
the word.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
punishncnt lin Advance.

h Mother-Johnnie, am going to whip
you for taking that piece Of pie.
Johnnie--All right, nav; whip me
zeal hard: there's another piece left
ohio State Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Charles Martel, or Charles the Ham
mer, carried mace weighing thirty
pounds.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Why He Thought So.

IT see that steamer ran into a
school of whales off the Lower Califor-
mia coast. I s'pose it was a school of
oratory."
"Why SOP" ..
"They were all spouting." -Cleveland
Plaid Dealer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
Artificial Means.

Elaine-Did you notice the mean way
that smythe girl sneered at my new
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03

Gladys-Yes; but those sneers We're
only artificial means.-Ohio State Jour
mol
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-10-03
A Waste Of Hospitality.

Mrs. Hermitage (of Drearydale)-I
believe I will invite the Gothams out
from the city to spend Sunday with US,
Oscar.
Hermitage (hopelessly)-Wh the
use, Mary? They don't want to buy a
suburban cottage.-Boston Journal.