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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06
Phone 60.
Alasl How Soon foraottenl

Aiasi How Soon ForRotteni
is an ache or pain or trouble of
any kind when one is well rid OF il,
and it it happens to be headache or
stomach trouble that bothers you,
take DR., Caldwel's Syrup Pepsin
and you will not only forget you ever
had it, but will know that you are
not liable TO have It again. The dose
is small and IL is pleasant TO take.
W. b. Frame City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

James never called an angel, -
sighed the wife, "but from the way
be storms around the house, / verify
believe be wants me 70 be one.n
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Piles are not only most painful, but
also very dangerous, as the inflamed
nodules are very apt to take on mall
ignant action, and cancer of the rec
tum is produced. They should be
cured Tabler's Buckeye Pile Oint-
ment will cure the most obstinate
cases. Price so cents in bottles.
Tubes, 7j cents. w. b. Frame, City
Drug Store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Bleeding China" has taken the
place Of Bleeding Kansas"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

II the average man knew as many
mean things about himself as he does
his neighbor he would be ashamed to
look into a mirror.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

The least in quantity and most in
quality describes DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous pills for
constipation. and liver complaints.
City Drug Store, w. b. Frame Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06
Cstarrh Can Not be Cured

Cdtarfh Can NOT DC Nurcu
With local applications, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional
disease, and in order TO cure it you
must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surface. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one OF the best
physicians in this country for years,
and Is regular prescriI tion. II is
composed of the best tonics known,
combined with the best blood puri-
fers, acting directly on the mucous
surfaces. The perfect combination
Of the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results In cur
ing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
free. f, j. CHENEY * co.
Toledo, Ohio,
Sold by all druggists, price7jc,
Halls Family Pills are the best,
A Kansas woman insists that in
the heading, Men and Things, -
often seen in publications conducted
h,F man tgTbipua11 rafors o., -,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06
The FaIrest otter Ever Made.

To any one suffering with dyspep-
sia, indigestion, sour stomach OF
heartburn: Take Rex Dyspepsia
Tablets. All druggists are author
ICED by the manufacturers 70 refund
the money in any case thov fail TO
cure. Price SOC per package, Re-
member the name, REX DYSPEPSIA
TABLETS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

After a young man grows his first
mustache he fancies he can make
himself felt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Even the man VINO is instiuctively
dishonest will find it pays him to be
honest in business and let the other
fellow take advantage Of the crooked
opportunities,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is
guaranteed to cure constipation,
in digestion, sick headache and
stomach trouble by w. b. Frame
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Chicago has an ordinance requir-
Ing that the windows in tall build
ings shall be so adjusted as to be
washable from the inside.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Rheumatism is conceded to have
its origin in a poisoned condition Of
the blood, and to be most successfully
treated by Herbine, which acts upon
the liver, kidneys and other blood
purifying organs, thereby diyesting
the system of the offending agents.
Price, so cents, W. b. Frame, City
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

When the liver fails to secrete bile
the blood becomes loaded with bill
ious properties, the digestion be-
comes impaired and the bowels con
stipated. Herbine has direct ac-
tion on the liver and excretory
organs. ard a few doses will cure
any case Of biliousness. Price, 20
cents. W. b. Frame, City Drug
store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

The most vigorous workers have
spells OF "tired feelings" now and
then. This feeling IS caused by de.
rangement in the stomach, liver and
bowels. a few doses of Prickly Ash
Bitters quickly corrects the disoy-
der and sends the blood tingling
through the veins, carrying life and
renewed energy throughout the sys-
ten. W. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

Naturally the men who follow the
races do not get ahead of them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

One OF Madam Sarah Grants re
ceipts for human happiness is ahso-
lutte sincerity.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1901-05-06

DeWitt's Little Early Risers search
the remotest parts Of the bowels and
remove the impurities speedily with
no discomfort. They are famous for
their efficacy, Easy to take, never
grippe. City Drug Store, w. b.
Frame Prop.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
PALE FACE-WEAK NERVE,

Any lack of iron in the blood shows in the face. Pallor Is the sign. Pallor also means much more, 1t means a starved nervous system, a facilitated condition of the vital organs, poor circulation and im- paired digestion. The nerves, the muscles and all the organs of your body get their energy and all the materials for their re- pair from the blood. Pallor shows that all these are losing vitality. Not a day should be lost in restoring the richness and purity of the blood. Get iron get if by taking the kind of iron your blood requires. The iron is Dr. Harters Iron Tonic Is the perfect kind. It goes from your stomach directly into the blood with out any change. An hour after you take if it has become part of your blood and is doing good
 In addition to iron this time-trfed rem edy contains other ingredients almost as badly needed by those who are sick or debilitated.
 It helps to build up nerve and muscular tissues. it aids your digestion and en- ables you to get the good of the food you eat.
 Dr. Harter's Iron Tonic will build you up and make you well from head to foot With the new health will come strength and vigor that many have been missing for years.
 This remedy has been endorsed by phy- sicians and the public for forty-flve years
 Made only by the Dr. Harter Medicine O.. Dayton, Ohio Sold everywhere.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14

we had better get to work and not talk so much. What is the hrst case' MT Clerk?'
 Rudolph Faust" said the clerk. "He is charged with lettering and vagrancy.' Are you a German?" asked the judge of the defendant
 'Yes sir"
 How long have you been in Birming- ham?"
 "One week.
 Are you related to Goethes Faust ?" "Yes sir"
 Where did you come from?"
 Decatur"
 With an opera troup?"
 'No; with mother"
 You are charged with loitering," said the judge.
 whats that?" asked the defendant. 'Loaflng," said the judge. ''or in other words, that you don't work"
 We found him out on the streets at o'clock" said Officer Touchstone.
 "ThereT exclaimed the judge. the of ficer says he has found you out.'
 q can prove I work. judge" said the defendant.
 That's exactly what you need to prove," said the judge Have you any witnesses?"
 "No sir" said the defendant. T can prove it by the telephone"
 "Go down stairs with him to the tele- phone," said the judge to Officer Touch stone, land see if he can prove by 1t that he works"
 "The telephone won't work, your hon. or," said the officer a few minutes later, returning with the defendant.
 "I hardly thought you could prove any thing by that telephone" said the judge. Tt never does work. Something has got to work, however, and I will fine you $5 and you can work that out.'
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
-.ss~ 2v{e's 2vteIs SraNedAes *
BY FRANK HARVEY MILLER.

grass pIot?" asked the judge, "or simply with being green plotters?"
 "rhey were green hands," said the of fcer. "They didn't understand how to plot a plot or plat plot of grass"
 "Jedge," said one of the defendants named Jim, 'I didn't hab muffin ter do wid it. Saturday ebenin' Bill got CT fork an piece of stone an se'd he war Ewine ter dig outen de jail. We was all washin our faces an he called me aside an se'd I'm gwine ter knock CT hole in dis place. De bookkeeper done made CT mistake an put seben months on me which make 1t cum ter eleben an Pse gwine out"
 ''He was playing seven come eleven, was he?" asked the judge.
 "No, sah. De bookkeeper war playin' seben cum eleben an Bill war jus playin' fool CT tryin' ter get me ter leab dat nice jail.'
 Oats de truf jedge," exclaimed Eph- riam and Sandy.
 What do you say, Bill?" asked the judge.
 "Jedge," said Bill, q warn't tryin' ter 1 git loose. I war jist scrapin' de rust off ob de fork agin de wall, an desc hear niggers tried ter git me ter dig a hole in it''
 'Is that the whole story?" asked the judge.
 ''No sah, 1t aint no story-it's de truf,' said Bill.
 ''I think you are all guilty" said the judge. This was a deep and dark con- spiracy. I knew it was a dark conspira- cy because you are all darkies. I'll make it $50 each. Conspiracies come high"
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
TRUSTEES MEET
 AT MONTEVALLO
All of the Faculty Reelected With One Exception.
 Salaries Raised

Montevallo. May 13.-tspecial)-At the executive session of the board of trustees this afternoon at 4 o'clock, full board was present with the exception of Col. w. R. Dortch of Gadsden and Governor Sanford.
 The entire faculty was reelected with the exception of Miss Louise Aston, who resigned. Miss Crumpton of Montgomery was chosen in her stead. Miss Crumpton Is daughter of Rev. W. B. Crumpton, the eminent Baptist divine, so well known all over the State.
 Salaries of the assistants in dressmak- ing department were raised s per month. pr. D. L. Wilkerson was reelected col lege physician, and salary raised. Pro vision was made for a trained nurse to be in attendance during the whole term of school Miss Laura McAlpine was re- tained as matron. and an assistant pro- vided for her; also a lady to patrol the dormitory building at night.
 The Hon. Phares Coleman of Montgom- cry will deliver the baccalaureate address tomorrow at 10 o'clock.
 The students recital tonight was a grand success, and renects great creoit on Misses Barnes and Bush. who were the promoters of it. By noon tomorrow half the girls will be gone.
 Commencement Exercises.
 The second day of the commencement exercises of the Girls Industrial School was slightly marred by showers. but the industrial departments were shown on as per schedule in their everyday work from to 10 o'clock.
 At 10:90 Dr. Kinkannon, president Of the Mississippi Girls Industrial School, ad- dressed the industrial classes. His sub feet was: American Women as Toilers His lecture was one of the best ever heard at this school. Fifty-eight girls were awarded diplomas in the different departments, as follows; Musics 2; art
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
Something Must Work.

Everybody looks happy this morning, said Judge Feagin, as he opened the Po- lice Court yesterday.
 .Even the courtroom doesn't look quite as dingy as usual. What is the cause of 1t, MT. Clerk?'
 ''I think it is Officer Barefoot" said the clerk. sHe has on a bright new tie this morning, and 1t kind of hdies things up bit.''
 "He is also wearing a happy smile" said the judge. He must have made an arrest yesterday"
 He's smiling because he's got new tooth" said the sheriff. Tt makes him feel kind of stuck up."
 ''He's rather old to cut new tooth, said the judge. "Is it a wisdom toothY'
 ..No, sir; it's store tooth," said Officer Barefoot. sT bought 1t. It was installed with a guarantee"
 "You bought 1t on the installlment plan, I suppose" said the judge.
 Not exactly,' said the officer. My plan was to get the tooth installed re- gardiess of expense. It had to be tied to the two adjoining teeth"
 "You are wearing two ties, then, this morning. one by the dentist and one by yourself" said the judge.
 "I always was a man to tie to-" said Officer Barefoot.
 You are not tongue-tied, though you are tooth-tied," said the judge. Il think
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
BUSY ENSLEY.
Largest Output of open-Hearth Fur.
 naces-The L. & N.

Ensley, May 13.-(Special)-The output from six of the ten open-hearth furnaces which were in commission last week reached notch that Is the highest thus far obtained during any similar period since the plant begun operations. The men seem confident of establishing a still better record this week. The rolling mill is running night and day and finishies the product as rapidly as the metal is turned out.
 The main buildings of the rail mill are practically completed and the work being turned to the finishing and hot
 bed buildings, which are partly erect
 ed. This work is under the charge of
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
A Good Church Member.

''The next case," said the clerk lis a hard case. It is Annie Murray charged with being drunk and a vagrant."
 Judge" said Annie, beginning to shed tears, Please sir, let me off this time'
 T fear you are a snake in the grass, Annie," said the judge. You ought to shed your skin and not tears. If put you on your good behavior how long do you think you can keep sober?'
 ''Ill never drink again, judge," said An nie.
 If we don't lock her up, judge" said an officer, "I don't see how we can keep her sober"
 Do you ever go to church, Annie?' asked the judge.
 Yes sir, constant1y-that is, my little girl goes to Sunday school" said Annie I'm church member, too''
 What your church," asked the judge
 "The Salvation Army" said Annie.
 Are you member in good standing?s' asked the judge.
 That she is,' said the officer, "she stands around by the hour, and when she's drunk she's a whole army in her self"
 She ought then to fight the devil" said the judge.
 'She only raises him." said the of ficer. Whenever you feel like taking a drink" said the judge to Annie, Ego. down and ask the advice of the Salvation Army"
 Yes sir" said Annie shedding a tear Judge" said a woman, those are only crocodile tears Annie is shedding. She
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
FUNERAL NOTICE

The friends and acquaintances of MT. and Mrs. Robert N. Greene and Judge Samuel D. Greene. Paul E. Greene and Dr. J. B. Greene are requested to attend the funeral of the former from the Ely ton Episcopal church at 10 o'clock this morning. The interment will be at Oak Hill cemetery.
 The following are requested to act as pall-bearers: A. W. Burgin. H. J. Salter, John A. Terrill, T. O. Smith, Dr. R. N. Hawkins. A. W. Perdue. D. R. Weaver and M P. Lewis.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
MANSIAUGHTER.
Grand Jury Finds True Bill Against
 the PugiIist-

London. May 13.-The grand jury found a true bill of manslanghter against Jack Roberts. the pugilist, who on April p fa- tally injured Billy Smith in boxing con- test at the National Sporting Club; the referee. Douglass; Manager Bettisen of the National Sporting Club and others concerned in the fight. The recorder recommended this course so that the courts might finally decide whether such competitions are genuine contests for points or prize fights.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14

MT. Samuel Griscom, who, states that the plant will be ready to turn out rails and small billets by July.
 Uncle Toms Cabin" will be played at the Laboratory Building on Seven teenth street tomorrow evening for the benefit of the Presbyterian Church.
 Owing to the absence of Rev. J. w. Orr, pastor of the Presbyterian Church. on yesterday, Major Hardy of Birming- ham filled the pulpit in the morning and J. H. Mohns at night
 The Louisville and Nashville Rail- way is adding several spur tracks to the Ensiey yards in order to take care of the steadily increasing volume of business which that road is now hand ling at this place.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
Postmasters Arrested.

Ponce, P. R., May 13.-Carlos and Ro- mon Julia, postmaster and assistant postmaster respectively at Juana Diaz, have been arrested on the charge of em- bezzement- Inspector Smith on April 27 found that the postoffice at Juana Diaz should have a balance of 1852. No cash was on hand. The bondsmen of the pris- oners will reimburse the government in full. The Julias issued money orders of credit before receiving the cash, and it is believed they charged their customers a commission.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14

4; elocution, 6; millinery, 8; dressmaking. 8; scientific cooking, IT; bookkeeping, |; telegraphy, 3; stenography. 15. The Jesse French Piano Company presented gold medal to the most proficient young lady music pupil, and Miss Bessie Blann of Orrville, Ala. won same No one except pr. Peterson knew the medal was offered. so 1t was a complete surprise Many visitors are in town, and this commence ment bids fair to be the most success full one on record.
The age-herald., 1901-05-14
The Conspirators.

Judge" said an officer, i've got four niggers here who tried to get out of jail. Will your honor take a try at them?"
 Who are they?' asked the judge.
 Bill Wiggins, Ephriam Potts, Sandy Jones and Jim Williams" said the clerk. Judge continued the office, they all
The age-herald., 1901-05-14

couldn't shed real tear because she Is false in everything. She also hit me in the eye when she was drunk"
 Well, will hold up the case" said the judge, "and see if Annie can stay sober''
 Judge" said Annie, "that woman's got on my clothes, and I want you to make her take them off"
 Do you want her to take them off right now?" asked the judge
 Being as they would have to be sent home" said Annie, "I will let her wear them home"
 That's right said the judge. "It Is better to wear clothes home than to wear them out or go home without them. You must let Annie's clothes alone," he con tinued, addressing the witness. "It is im- possible for Annie to be clothed in her right mind when someone else is wearing her best clothes.''
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-11-09
Sugar Refinery In Florida.

Jacksonville, Fla, Nov. THE
Florida East Coast Commercial
Company has been Incorporated
with capital stock of $1,000, 900
for the purpose of erecting sugar
refinery on the large cane planting
properties secured by the company
IN Voiusia county. The plant,
which it is announced will cost
about 100000, will be at Oakhill
The company announces that it
will manufacture standard granu-
lated sugar. This is the first steI
IN what is believed will soon dsytl
OPP into one of the principal indus
tries in Florida.
The general offices of the Florida
East Coast Commercial Company
are in the Continental Trust build
ing, Baltimore. Geo. f. Jones is
president, Frank Il. Galloway vic
president, Nj r Creighton secretary
William Dix, treasurer, and |
Weaver auditor.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-11-09
ELECTION NEWS.

Low is elected mayor of Greater
New York and jerome district at
torney. Tammany was badly
beaten and lost nearly all her
ticket.
The New York assembly is
strong republican.
Pennsylvania Republicans re
elected Justice Potter, in Phila-
delphia.th fusionists lost to the
Republicans.
New Jersey Republicans elected
Murphy Governor and carried the
Legislature.
Massachuttes Republicans re-
elected Gov. Crane by 1900 ma
jority.
Rhode Island Republicans re-
elected Governor Gregory.
Virginia Democrats elected
Montague governor and Their
whole ticket.
The Kentucky legislature is
Democratic. insuring a successor
to Senator Deboe.
Iowa Republicans elect Cum
Minis governor by a heavy majority
Ohio Republicans elected Nasl
governor and have the legislature
Republicans in Connecticut con
troll the Constitutional Convention
Eugene L. Schmitz, union labo
candidate, is probably elected
mayor of San Francisco.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-11-09
ABOUT POLL TAX.

The people of Louisiana are re-
minded that the time in which they
can avoid being disfranchlsed in the
election Of the next two years il
rapidly passing. We do not consid-
er that argument is necessary 10 in
duce an intelligent man that he
ought to put himself in position
to be able TO vote at every election
that takes place.
Voting is not only the right of
every worthy citizen, but is duty
as we'll, and no man may be said to
be citizen Of the best class who il
indifferent to his duty in this res
pact. After the 31st day Of Decsm
Der it will be too late to avail ones
self Of the poll tax qualification, in
so far as elections occurring during
the next two years are concerned.
If the poll tax has not been paid by
that time the delinquent will be dis
franchlsed, it matters not what his
prominence or qualifications may
be otherwise.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-11-09

Willie Waldy Aston has given
100000 to ten London charitable
institutions, and expects in return
an English tie. IN the same paper
which contains this pleasing and
dIsinterested action OH the part of
our former fellow citizen. comes
the news, according 10 the official
statement issued by the secretary Of
Ohio, of the deaths by starvation Of
thirty light persons IN that state
within the past year: &c. S. Over
lock, aged slxty-three, an old en-
pioye of the Guarantee Title and
Trust Co., of Chicago, attempted to
commit suicide because he was ont
of work. His company had been
absorbed by the Chicago Title aud
Trust CO. and Misplace was given
TO younger and more sprightly
man. SO long as the great Ameri-
can sovereign continues to divide ap
with nonresident oilers, SO long
may we expect to read daily ofsuch
occurrences.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1901-11-09

Mrs. Mathews as Lady Venitia,
sister to Lord Rockingham, was
very graceful, and her costumes
were magnificent. Her acting also
was all that could be asked for,
and she took off her part with
great ease.
Mr.. FL. Mathews as Baroni,
jewish money lender, was excep-
tionallY good. His make up in
Dictated an educated Jew, with very
poor principles. Mr.. Mathews also
acquitted himself very well as a
corporal in the army.
Miss Msgues as Nora Mcshane,
though not having very heavy
part, was good, and her part with
Rake was very comical.
Miss Edna Hacker as Lady
Guenevere took her part off well
enough, and though she looked
a little staged frightened in the
first acquitted herself very credit
ably in her part. Miss Hacker is
quite. a handsome young lady, and
her costumes were elegant.
Mr.. Harry Turner as Capt Lee
roux Of the Chasseurs, was a great
success. Mr.. Turner has quite a
military appearance, and in the
costume of a Capt. of the French
Army, he was shown to advantage.
He has a free an easy manner on
the stage which becomes him very
much.
Mr.. Louis Laughlin as Ben
Davis, was good, and though a
little tragic at times, lie neverthe
less was good.
Mr.. Coleman, Miss Priscilla
| Mathews, and Harry Turner rem
dered a laughable sketch between
the second and third act, which
was a big hit. Mr.. Coleman was
Exceedingly good, as well as Miss
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