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Sincerely Admirtnx,

II am proud to say that l did not
spend 500 to secure my election" said
the statesman.
Yes returned Senator Sorghum, II
meant to congratulate you before this.
You certainly got bargain. WASH.
ington Star.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
way OF.

He-A fortune teller told me yester-
day that | would marry you.
She-Why didn't you pay a little
more and 90 to a good one Puck.
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Guests Of the Afternoo,

When my wife is full OF gossip. CLEANED
from every part OF town.
know she's had visit from a certain Ms.
Brown.
And when she talks OF fashIons-Aat or
mantle. frock or shoe
I'm sure that Mrs Smith was here and told
her all she knew.
-Chica 60 Record
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Positiye md Nexatiys,

De Mittened-The first time I called
on Miss Tartleigh she gave me her pho
tograph.
lie Flittened-How jolly!
De Mittened-But the last time I
called she gave me her negative
Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
He Had COrns.

"The trolley company certainly
should put more cars on during the
rush hours. They have no right to
charge man nickel and then let him
stand on his feet all the way home"
II wouldn't mind that il they'd only
make the other passengers stand on
their own. n."-Philadelphia Press.
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A supernuous u Question.

Plugwinch-So you've come to an
swer my advertisement for q janitor,
eh? Are you married?
Applicant-Yes, sir.
Plugwinch-Any incumbrance? =
Applicant-Didn't tell you waa
married ?-Harlem Life.
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sura of His Count.

Mrs. Lush-This is fine time fol
you to be coming home!
Mr.. Lush-Why, m'dear, tishn't II
Mrs. L-Why, 1 just heard the
clock strike three.
Mr.. L.-.-Well, that ishn't ~. is it
Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
EcIAaArA ~ II

"why do you say he is man Of i'm
patience. fortitude and endurance?"
Because he has endured his own So
ciety all these years."-Chicago Post.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
Heat He Had.

"Lester, dear" said Mrs. Giddings,
anHiously, to her husband, II don't
like that cough OF yours"
I'm sorry" replied Giddings, "but
it il the best l have"-Tit-Bits
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Ahal

Grace-And you say that during all
the terrible suspense she never lost
color?
Nell-Yes; she couldn't have lost IL
without washing her face.-Syracusa
Herald.
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AA~naAe~A Enr

Blinks-Mr. and Mrs. Titwillow seem
to get along amicably.
Peterby-Yes; Titwillow is peace
at-any-price man.-Brooklyn Eagle.
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Case of Coal. Of Fire.

A colored man in Memphis, Tenn,
who was born slave, has just con-
tributed $1,000 toward the entertain
ment of the confederate veterans in
that city
Daily camera., 1901-05-06

If you want to sell or buy property call on US.
We are resident agents for the best insurance
companies. We write fire, life. accident ane
plate glass insurance, and if In need of any.
thing in that line give us a call.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
NeWland's Additions

to the city of Boulder These lots are very de-
sirable for residence and the price Is right and
terms reasonable. Below we give partial
list of properties we have for sale.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
A Parauhrass.

This world Is but a fleeting show
BY fond illusions ruled.
Unhappiest are they who grow
30 wise they can't be fooled.
NWaahington Star.
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His Anne ded Complaint.

Porter Ashe, lawyer of San Fran
cisco, had client who wanted di-
vorce from his spouse. by way Of
cause. he complained that his wife
made practice of throwing things at
his dog.
"You can't get divorce on that"
txplained Ashe.
1.-THE worst Of it is" complained the
husband, every time she throws at the
dog she hits me."-San Francisco Wave.
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Waning of the Honeymoon

She-How did you come to propose
to me, dear?
He-Because man has to make q
fool OF himself sooner or later, sup
pose.-Chicago Daily News. .
Daily camera., 1901-05-06

They talk Of old romantic days
when, through the shining dew, the
milkmaid sped across the mead. Well,
here's some -silk made, too. - Chi
cAHo Daily News
Daily camera., 1901-05-06

BETTER Than Some Ologies.
In Philadelphia physical culture has
been added to the regular course Of
study in the pubic schools.
Daily camera., 1901-05-06

EARTHQUAKE OBSERVATORY.
Erected by the Geographical Institute at
Strassburg)
Daily camera., 1901-05-06
....FAST TRAIN SERVICE DAILY.
TO THE EAST
VIA Great Rock |s|a3d RoutQ
FAST EXPRESS

Dlifst Library Smoking Car and Through
8leepsfs a11 Rrse Chair Cars Colorado
70 Cheese N Omaha.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Edit0ri0l Comment.

The great steel strike is disappointing
to the leaders and striking members of
Amalgamated association. Not half of the
the men ordered out of the mills have
obeyed, and it looks as though the strike
would be a failure. Fair minded men,
regardless of whether their sympathies
be with the employers or with the men,
cannot but admire and commend the re-
fusal of the western steel workers to
violate their agreement with the mills
and to 90 on strike when they had no
grievance whatever. Strikes are not
popular as a rule, anyway, and it is to be
hoped an amicable settlement will soon
be reached, and that the mills will be
running again. Whether they be oper-
ated by union or non-union labor is Of
little consequence to the country as a
whole, so long as the employees are
American laboring men, we'll paid and
satisfied with their condition.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Getting Personal.

The favorite Scottish method of deal
ing with sleepers in church was pub
licly to denounce the delinquents. The
Christian Leader tells this story:
When the Rev. Walter Dunlap, min
lister of n United Presbyterian church
in Dumfries, saw member of his flock
nodding while he was preaching, he
stopped suddenly and said
Il doot some O we haze taen over
mony whey porridge the day. Sit up,
or I'll name We ootp'
Another CaledOnian preacher, on like
provocation, cried out, Hold up yer
heads, my friends, and mind that nei-
ther saints nor sinners are sleeping in
the next world
Then, finding that this general eX-
hortation was insufficient to deter n
certain well known member of the
church from getting his nights rest
forward, the reverend gentleman turn
ed toward the offender and said:
James Stewart, this is the second
time | have stopped to waken We. If |
need to stop third time, I'll expose ye
by name to the whole congregation
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Sure of a Visit.

AS a rule. said a prison warden, a
man is in a respondent mood during
his first weeks Imprisonment. There
are exceptions, however, as this Incl
dent will show.
One Saturday about dinner time l
was suddenly accosted by one of the
new arrivals who had served the first
week of his sentence.
81 say" he remarked, "has a lady
been asking for me at the gate"
! told him that if he had been want
ed the governor would have sent for
him.
ooh, very well. Keep COOL" he said.
''This is the first time for ten years
I've put in full weeks work, and the
old woman is sure to be at the gate for
my wages"
And with a grin the cheerful one
passed on.-London Answers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
WE have lot yet heard anyone accuse
Mr., Bryan of being a sphinx
HOw'S ThiS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. Cheney & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +.
j. Cheney for the last ID years, and be
lieve him to be financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, wholesale druggists.
Toledo, Ohio.-W alding, Kinnan q Mar
vim, wholesale druggists, Toledo, Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. 1estimon-
ials sent free. Price roc per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best. ~
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Only a Mask.

Many are not being benefited by the
summer vacation as they should be.
Now, Notwithstanding much outdoor
life, they are little if any stronger than
they were. The tan on their faces is
darker and makes them look healthier,
but it is only a mask. They are still
nervous, easily tired, upset by trifes,
and they do not eat nor sleep well.
What they need is what tones the nerves,
perfects digestion, creates appetite, and
makes sleep refreshing, and that is Hoods
Sarsaparilla. Pupils and teachers
generally will find the chief purpose of
the vacation best subserved by this
great medicine which, as we know, "builds
up the whole system
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16

Don't be satisfied with temporary re
lief from indigestion. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure permanently and completely re-
moves this complaint 1t relieves per-
manently because it allows the tired stom-
ach perfect rest Dieting won't rest the
stomach. Nature receives supplies from
the food we eat. The sensible way to
help the stomach is to use Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure, which digests what you
eat and can't help but do you good. f..
B. Longwell. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Dickens and His Titles.

Charles Dickens had great difficulty
in choosing titles for his various pub
lications, says The Golden Penny. The
following is a list Of no fewer than II
suggestions given by the author to his
adviser, Foster, for the title of one
book, out of which. need hardly be add
ed, No. 6 was chosen:
/. According to Croker.
2. Prove 1t.
3. Stubborn Things.
4. Mr.. Grandgrind's Facts.
8. The Grindstone.
6. Hard Times.
Z. Two and Two Are -Four.
8. Something Tangible.
8. Our Hard Headed Friend.
10. Rust and Dust.
IL. Simple Arithmetic.
-. a Matter of Calculation.
13. A Mere Matter of Figures.
ii. The Grandgrind Philosophy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
A Little Too Faithful

A thief in Paris, being chased by the
police, threw away during his flight
the purse he had stolen and was in
fair way, after being taken to the po-
lice station, Of being allowed to go free
for lack Of sufficient evidence to hold
him when his faithful dog, which he
had trained to fetch and carry, trotted
into the station, wagging its tail, with
the missing purse in its mouth.-Paris
Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16

If the action of your bowels is not
easy and regular; serious complications
must be the final result. DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers will remove this danger.
Safe, pleasant and effective. r. b. Long
we'll M
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16

A reader of the Scriptures empha-
sizes the Fifteenth Psalm as the gentle
mans psalm because 1t describes as
among the many who are entitled to
be considered as gentlemen zone who
leadeth an incorrupt life, speaketh
truth from his heart, doeth no evil to
his neighbor, is lowly in his own eyes,
keepeth his word even If it be to his
own hindrance."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Wash Suits
CUT! CUT! CUT!
Down th6u 90 TO move
Quickly.
G48 Wash Suits ~ CSC
LIS St13
3.48 2.48
Now is the time to get a pretty
DRESS at about half actual
Value. Note the prices.
Electricity an! Coffee.

We have the agency for Rich
eimer's Coffee, roasted by cleo
tricity. This process of roasting
preserves the natural flavor and
aroma, and is the most sue
cessful process known to-day.
The price is 25c and is equal to
any goo coffee on the market.
Try pound.
RICHEIMER'S COFFEE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16

We handle the celebrated Lyon g.
Healy goods, and can furnish you any
thing in the music line.
Does your piano need tuning? Our
Mr.. Pierce is a practical piano tuner and
repairer, having spent several years with
the w. w. Kimball Piano Co. of Chi
cago.
Furnishings for all kinds of string
instruments.
Jos. II. Sherman, PAW PAW Mi'sft "A
George Pierce. '"" '"" "'ss WI
Opposite Court House.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
ON THE SIDE.

have written something several times
about religious institutions and their
pecuiarities. Now it is Brook yn-staid
old Brooklyn-tha has a new fool hobby
that some religious fanatics are riding.
Its leading characteristic is the belief
that bodily pain-real, tangible pains
a necessary precedent To baptism by the
Holy Ghost. In their meetings, it is
common thing for some poor, deluded,
excited seeker after truth to cry out,
"Come, o Cod Break in and cleanse
me-" Then the would-be convert Is
taken in hand by the muscular leaders
in the movement, who with their hands
bear heavily on the head of the new fol
lower, rack the shoulders, ETC., until eX-
haustion from the pain is complete.
1t is wonderful what ideas have found
Judgment in the human mind under the
name of religion. The belief of this sect
in the efficacy and necessity of pain prece-
dent to salvation, is as remarkable and
unjustitable in fact as that of another
well known sect that teaches that there
is no such thing as physical pain, that
there is nothing real but mind and soul,
and that all so-called bodily pain and
disease are but the Pigments of disor-
orded mind,
The finite mind cannot understand the
infinite, and the effort to do SO leads
many people into vagaries and delusons
that are amusing to those not similarly
affected.
*s*
| have had something to say at times
concerning Dowie, the second Elijah.
In an account of one of his services the
other day, Chicago paper said:
"Prancing about the platform in his
robes, Dowie suddenly stopped and
shouted: The emblem of the United
States is nothing but mean, chicken
stealing and carrion- eating eagle. The
nation ought to be ashamed to have such
an emblem. The eagle is just as bad as
the vulture.
Perhaps a chicken or a goose would
suit Mr.. Dowie better.
Such talk is the cheapest kind of motto
rlety seeking it is the cheapest kind
of notoriety that comes to Dowie as a
result of his childish TRADES 1t may be
that Dowie thinks the Almighty made a
mistake when he created the eagle and
some people are unkiDd enough to won
der if the Almighty really did create
Dowie, disliking to question divine wis
dom 10y such an imputation.
IF
Speaking of Dowie, when in Chicago
the other day saw another of that city
religious freaks, John the Baptist No. ,.
He was standing on street corner neal
Dowies Zion, earnestly talking to a grin
ming cabbie, who evidently was not neal
/ conversion. John" wasn't arrayed IN
the primitive garments that distinguished
his illustrious predecessor of centuries
ago, but wore the ordinary garments OF
an American, and not strictly in fashion
either. He wore a big copper disk or
his breast. on which was engraved his
usurped Sle. He is a man of less thar
ordinary mentality, judging from his APP
pearance, and will, | venture to say, never
succeed in attracting such a body of fol
! lowers as Dowie has secured
H. h. WIDEAs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16

In cases of cough or Group give the lit
tie one One Minute Cough Cure. Then
rest easy and have no fear. The child
will be all right in little while. 1t never
fails. Pleasant to take, always safe, sure
and almost instantaneous in effect. II.
b. Longwell. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
EXTENSION TABLES.

5 AIS Extension Tables It's 400
5 $50 Extension Tables at 5 6.25
S 900 Extension Tables at 5 $50
$I2. Extension Tables at $Io.75
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
THIS MEANS:

No such Prices have ever been
placed on strictly High Grade,
Latest Style Shirt Waists. This
is our quick method of cleaning
out every Waist in stock.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
LAYTON TO BUEFAI

Also a stop of 10 days being allowed on
trip, at Buffalo, by depositing ticket
with Joint ticket agent 90 Exchange St,
Buffalo, and payment of one dollar. IT,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1901-08-16
Benton HarbOr College.
Sixteenth Year begins September 10, 1901.

The only Incorporated Undenominational Col
lege in the state.n
16 Enthusiastic Professors and Instructors
Laboratories most complete of any similar
school in Michigan.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-07-10
TWO CRIMES AT DENVER
AGED WOMAN KILLED BECAUSE SHE
BUMPED A CRAZY MAN.
Girl Assaulted and
MutiIated in Her Homc-Farm Hand
Arrested-Mob Thwarted.

DENVER, Col, July 9.-Mrs. Armenia A.
Bulls, siXty-two years DID, murdered
last night on a lonely road near the city
limits, being stabbed to the heart, and Jes-
sic Kinport, fourteen years old. was as
saulted al her home and terribly mutilated
with a knife. Christian Jensen, a farm
hand, who is in custody, has confessed he
murdered Mrs Bulls. He says she ran
against him on the road, and, believing she
had gun, he stabbed her. He is believed
to be crazy. Mrs. Bulls lived On a small
farm, and was walking home when muir
dered. Robbery was evidently not the mo-
tive for the murder, as the woman's money
was not taken.
Chief of Police Armstrong is of opinion
that the assault on Jessie Kinport was not
committed by Jensen, although some cir
cumstances point TO him. The girl was
alone at her home when assaulted. The
girls assailant gained access 10 the house
through a window. He choked her. cut
her. and otherwise maltreated her. She
was found lying on an ash dump about
midnight by searchers after an alarm had
been given by her mother, who. on return
ing home. found her child's bed empty and
bloodstained. Physicians believe the girl
will recover
1t has developed that a young man was at
the kinport home calling on the girl and
remained until after 10 o'clock
Jensen was arrested about 9:45 o'clock in
the evening, making IL impossible for him
10 have committed the assault.
A crowd of several hundred gathered out
side OF the jail tonight and made threats
OF lynching Jensen. a report came 10 the
station that a mob was coming from South
Denver TO take Jensen from the authort-
ties and lynch him. Chief Armstrong de-
cided that Jensen would be safer out OF
reach. and tonight he was taken to Colo
rado Springs on the 9:30 o clock train.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-07-10
Returned Recently To Find Her Again
just Been Granted.
CONDITIONS IN THE FACTORIES
INSPECTOR M'ABEE SAYS THEY ARE
BETTER THAN BvER BEFORE.
Welcome to Clinton County Soldiers
Water Pollution Suits I'm Prospect
Anderson Diamond Robbery.
Special to the indianapolis Journal

Special TO the indianapolis Journal
FORT WAYNE. Ind. July 9.-Marie
Sampleton, a domestic in Charles Dunn's
family, was arrested this evening. charged
with completely in the murder OF little
Alice Ccthrell, OF which Dunn Is accused.
Her detention was ordered on the strength
OF an incident related by a Mrs. Madden,
OF Wallen. who told Prosecuting Attorney
Emrick this afternoon that Del Reed. the
boy employed on Dunns farm, said he
overheard Marie say TO Dunn Tuesday
afternoon as they were coming down stairs.
.She aint dead yet" Dunn then. according
TO Reed, replied. "well, she will be soon.
l will finish her"
Reed further said that Dunn warned him
to keep still about the matter or he would
be put where the girl was. Reed also Is
under arrest, and both he and Marie were
subjected TO the police sweatbox tonight.
Marie closed up like a clam and would say
nothing Reeds story Is believed by the
officers. He evidently has been in great
fear of Dunn, and now that he has told
so much il is believed that he will tell ALL
1t is now a matter OF common remark
that Dunn has been a neighborhood tyrant
and had the people OF Wallen terrorized.
1t was not until the three farmer horse
thief detectives Of Huntertown braved his
threats and overruled his objections that
his premises were searched. The villagers
of Walen had not courage TO insist on ex-
amning his cistern for the five days fol-
lowing the girls disappearance. There Is
intense excitement now about Wallen. and
except for Dunns safe Incarceration here
in the strong county jail there is no doubt
there would be a lynching.
Dunn has retained Henry Colerick TO de-
fend him, and Or. Greenawalt and DR..
Rosenthal have been employed 20 make q
postmortem examination for the defense.
The body will be buried tomorrow. The
girl Marie grew up In a Chicago orphans
home, her mother being dead. Her father
lives in Illinois Dunn will be arraigned on
Saturday.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-07-10
NOVEL WAR in new YORK
PEOPLE OBJECT TO PAYING FOR RE-
SERVED SEATS IN A PARK.
Mob Defes Police, Routs Toll Coilec-
tors and Smashes Chairs-Terry
NcGovern Not Disturbed.

NEW YORK, July 9-The demonstrations
against the reserved park chairs. for the
use of which a fee is charged, were con-
tinued in Madison-square Park to-day. a
mob Of several hundred took the police by
surprise and began a wholesale destruc-
ton OF the chairs at the north end of the
park. The attendant was swept from his
feet and carried down with his property.
The chairs were scattered over the path
ways and the police reserves were unable
to quell the riot for time. They charged
with drawn clubs and several men were
arrested.
One of the occupants of a pay chair to-
day was Terry McGovern. the pugilist.
who called on one of the attendants to
"come anG collect" The attendant how
ever, did not accept the invitation.
In the early evening at Madison square
the crowd kept growing larger and larger
and blocked the path where the pay chairs
were. The police were practically unable
TO clear passageway. Two men sat
down. One of the chair men attempted TO
collect from these. They only laughed at
him, and another attendant without further
and dumped the occupants out. This pre-
cipitated a squabble. and as the cheering
crowd encouraged the men to stand by
their guns" the police interfered and the
two men and the second attendant were
marched TO the police station. The at
tendant was not held but one of the men
was on n charge of disorderly conduct.
Late tonight Park Commissioner Claus
en- announced that owing to the storm Of
opposition which had arisen he would re-
woke the privilege granted Oscar K. Spate
TO place pay chairs in the parks.