The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1901-10-20
From a Bachelors Diev.

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There are easier -hIngs than wearing
a " .itina collar and DeIils IN love at tns
same time.
Many man has never married when
he meant to because OF his ttrst slgnl
or her in bathing suit.
Marriage vows wear out about as quick
as anything that is made; but t.ley are
patched up to look almost as good as
new.
ii any woman was ever foolish enough
to really explain her reasons for Things
to man she would lose her power over
him.
Somehow it is the way of clever wo-
men that il they didn't have anything
but furs to wear in hot weather they
would make themselves look cool.
The man was never born who could
make himself understand on a boiling
hot night why a woman wants to know
FOR the fiftieth time if he loves her.
Everybody will always tell a stranger
it is very unusual weather, and We never,
had anything like it before. except one
wear when it was either warmer or cool
er.
When woman sits down to think what
che would like to eat if she went to
Fashionable restaurant she never gets
past thinking what she would like to wear
while she was eating it.
Half the men in the world wouldn't
be married if it hadn't been for some
other woman
There are plenty of women who aren't
cigcon-toed. but mighty few who aren't
'-nock-kneed.
1t sounds awful nice to talk about
mans wealth Of love, but that kind
doesn't buy many mutton chops.
Before she marries a man, a woman
may care a whole lot to have him look
like a god: but after she has got him,
what she most cares about is not to have
him get up cross in the morning.
When they are engaged man can't
think of anything SO prosaic as what
his future wife knows about things to
cat; but after they are married he w
raise thunder if he can't give cards and
SPADES to the best cook on earth.
The pin is scratcllier than the sword.
You can mend a broken heart, but
never a broken promise.
1t isn't the girl, who bushes at an off
color story that You want to look out
for. but the girl who doesn't.
Not one girl in a thousand is ever half
as much in doubt as to whether a man
loves her, as whether she loves him.
It's a nc; ghty mean married man who
sits down and figures out how many
billiard games. drinks, and cigars he
could pay for with all the money he spent
on flowers, theaters, and suppers when
he was engaged.
The man does the fishing, but it isn't
the woman who gets caught on his
hook.
Most women can make love matches
for others a good deal better than they
can for themselves
The second stage of love wouldn't be
half so stupid to most peoplesas it is if
they hadn't fooled themselves SO much
about how exciting the first srge was.
VI en- a man has the fool idea about
being lord of his own castle, he gets it
mighty we'll knocked out of his head
when the castle gets populated by two
babies a nurse, a bull pup, and a litter
of kittens.
Ask the devil what thing most interferes
with his plans and he woulG tell you
work.
The little boy who really likes school
must be the same one who never had
to learn to eat olives.
a woman's idea of q successful day is
to wash her hair and then write a forty
three-page letter while it Is drying.
Most any man who has been through
both experiences will tell you that if
p daughter-in-law he wouldn't dare
choose.
lie man who gets mad because his
wife always insists on staying home to
take care of the baby would get a good
deal madden if she insisted on taggin
around after him,-New York Press.