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Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-13
Musical Instruments.

deep Musical Mandons,
and "A
20 and $685. 90 and Geo Bargains all kinds
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-13
Millinery Department

Must be entirely this a
Choice our Fine Trimmed Patterns Hats worth from $3.50 $1,000
S98 ChidenS Walking Hats
that will them Don't dy' the Greatest Bargains mil
linery. All New Stock
of
fine all Wool Barred Flannels a
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-13
Col'Sets.

We will make
lard
- ''
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1901-03-13
Monday the LIST Day
ofAplil.A. 1901.

between the hours of five-thirty
o'clock m. and five-thirty o'clock D.
m. The following officers are to be
chosen, to-wit:
CITY MARSHAL.
One person to serve as City Mar
shal.
CITY COMMISSIONER.
One person to serve as City Cim-
missioner.
TRUSTEE OF WATER WORKS
One person to serve as Trustee of
Water Works.
TRUSTEE OF CEMETERIES.
One person to serve as Trustee OF
Cemeteries.
BOARD OF EDUCATION.
Two persons to serve as Members
of the Board of Education for the
Long Term.
One person to serve as Member of
the Board of Education for the Short
Term.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
Tue lost BarEsin

From 30 hfu1o fhh"Hf
II L. MONDAY morning Down the e'rcet
hurries a ~stylishlN dressed Nout1n
Why doe -hr hasten 80 WHY thrt look ~
Intense excitement 10 her ',r-s T. b. gong
o. tho NICE ~ hct lAwv,f. there - hear ~"
viii of her faNprlt" uncle r"ad' or u shs
fastening g. ~. lcd-idr eft tn dying Mo-
none ~ thD-D Sly Uull, Oh new PAPER out ~
her rocket and r~ad- sgrIu ~" surouuc"Went
OF III. wonderful bargains 90 10" had az tho
department sf.r"
Shs rgshes frauucall, into ~" store Nes.
she can s-s hsiurr her tire remnant ~ ponges
si!k. Nhicl o. selling 30 only IS ,cut- a ward.
What y crowd ~ excited women NJ" clustered
about the prlg"
III. forces her way into the thickcst oi the
crowd She BE- tH--sd TIE vuv aud thH' She
c1res not Her l1t 3. pulled % md walked
ON by "a. hulfa,rIy"d moh She yares Not.
She rea,h., ,l, counter Ter Nlrt- oulF y
the six De- lott
Il Wulttks 10. %. -N-. ..-' tu advance ~
four other women. 90 f~s'liug TOT N" coveted
uTIg"
rhe clerk s1,.. % i- y1urs IN. vomHn
feel. tot her uur-" She hI~ lH'f 10 ~ homo
The uthsr vHuusT |NuIf The 'Uf ths
uoug,sr n. vaud-Tful bargain I- snu" The
isrgHIu d. Ia u1'f Ihstr -. Is uu MO-.
baf gHu saIrs for ouy e-h
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
Taking the Bsb,'s Picture

PROM fff ' N'AG. i'hNHNf
In the days when " wefc Young the photo
rir,ur. VS. forced {" d"p-nd upon
-. u'tl. bard Vh h uts suppressed 20 Toe lust
90 IA point - Iurlf = 1ut ct b : camera
~ /, hrpy. h would LAY. k~.p your
eve y sh' ou h. lutte box and vat b To- soc
va a., 6,rd wss .vor krown 20 NAH" -
No., I'M a cameva hifl" \ hnuy raid httl-
"ti.priru to III IA ts s hT'~ request
after N nr,t tral VA ,.nsSlnr'tb u
-. nd time II u II va al~o o. "s>atN
Tor the 'o.d ysren, sh" did not n.n,y' "a
elaborate aud usually lame cNrl,hati'n
a.. Inc darling child. explaining that thr pie
100. man had made q nii~tak" IN thinhttf
Ia, th.r. Ma = bird iusid" hns boa
Now aduys th" photographer man docs
ms surt - thins more wisely u - siut
r.,r-s.sr, tor him =" conduct an imiWuiul'a
,.ri.ytil. show In uricf ~ keen ~" infant ~
attention. hut b." %" longer der'hd~ on lAri,
Which DO ~ 'hirf.
a, M. rr,-~u' tame the pruicf rtl~f IS
,,r M. OPERATOR O. produce a Er' all glass
,,r vi..l he puts on hts Usn head
-N,u bthA d. avs. you vatrh AMI -"
wh.,b.r I ran issp the cruNu ou ~ head
Then h. allows tho crown e. iaN ~ 80
- e,.4r once pr tuIHr much Co The delight
III ~. small ,hIl Ih,n sh-n h. subject
la. been brought 90 at unonusstousl' happ'
g,,t.e If mind thr thufngrHphsf replace
III. crovr au Ns bead uud s"ts ready ~
'1Now Johnny h. a,s. -vatch jusi ~
.l.-. a. tuu can and 49, u wear uu,l. oant
tssp th~ ofosn uu this tim
iohnrv fuliL etTs-ttus that to TUsu
~Hl aszln faii - uI'-ns ~ g"s md ~ mouth
80 h.s ,ss psa,Ssr, rhsr rre--es ~
,t@r snd ~ deed - dune Which a.
rirtrs uhr - many -sufuNi cIts farsury~
% tasA oAlltrsH srv sss eVAs sAa~
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

v.-.. .. ~.s,ss, ..s eds-s wsus- - ss,~r-ss
a. we@~e
ar. s.af~ falv 80 Nfnrrn'ty handlsf
4, fss srx "a htsvus srs thsa ~ stses
o..f uex.sz~a -A..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
aLLIG tTORS LIhE NEGROES.
WIN Eat Them. says an Authority, In
Preference TO \ white Nan.

From he N,e OrlsaH. Tunes Democrat
An interesting story ~ IN, saurian family
4 taId by on" Of AlTiers', oldest cijiken'.
Mitchell J. Barr~t'. who has spent much ~
h- hf. "a adventure on the hash seas and IN
travelling IN a business ssN along the Gull
shorc- lie relates that when . boy living
on The hanks u The - lohns River, Il Was
customary for the boys IN the usiGhborhood
To- 90 in swimming every day
hizaturs we're v"rl numerous. but IL was
. seldom occurrence that white pet-yh Na-
,pol~S,~d hy thsm Mr. barrett SAYS that he
cannot recall IN Instance where a white man
or boy vas ever killcd by one IN the other
t,r,si into the ~ Johns. wherr these water
pests held forth 10 - satd thst - negro never
risks hi- life wh"r" at alligator lives
NJ Barrett SAYS that on on" occasion. v lille
le and several ~ hi comrades we're Ia bath
ING. a negro hoy, well known. 10 tho PARTY,
csme nv, -hur'-d "a H. clothes and diy-d
minutes. when he udd.uly disappeared With
out the slightest apparent struggle N ALT
gator caught him ia the middle snd toos
him under the vaS"t without siNhs MN ufne
30 even warn the others
River. another pgradts" ioi M slnf''"t he
rsrru ver. crossing the river IN sinan boat
q ran against q SnAg and 'afsir"r h'at = h"rt
vi,houi wolc-'stion ~, M" ncsrn Vas
popnC~d urou nv several All satots ~ " ih"l
hal some special srudrr against him
.our,-. nut Ions ago. Whom Flurtda vas mon"
.tsr..lv -sttlei snd there s~t. ~" i"n"e.
sl,,s Inc harEs II tho rNef- cattle and sutne
naturally s'rlN~d dosn ~ m" uN't Size 20
fuH y uuisf. pool stsr' 90 gfaF~ hh. hghI w.
ssIinut-rs which w~re thor" tn drove amd
nod \ sbssou a. " .lout q Ions - the
s,orN would mi 'h~-e tlhce "r ~. 'snhs
thsV w.re rsmrarativel' at from aulsht -
INT q. ~ dav vyuh sros snd o. ihe h",t
wsaula lrr-~nsa tNaH uuui1 afaf hnMt "
ths rRsf's elg- auu vnllou "a url"f - 80
unfeF 49, uEf~f ~ t"-p cnni lhEf liin'
b,u.N.f frnlI o. teach thrrI r%auftHu. t"f
lrvarnfif N ~ an rstuf NHs trf" "" =
dff~rett puFI.rsf We hsd v.
srarr.lt ~ atsfln Rish-h from a. on t"sl
sSH -. ~ sN.u rhilr~s cnu I 90 vaNFs -
ln ths NHfrfs tse f~.i ~ no tF1tas 49,
.euld u..se Ia attach Nth Nsu az sscVe-.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13
FARDY HONORS TO COL. DRAKE
MEMORIAL or TIE NAN VINO
DROVE THE FIRST OIL WELL.
II Cos, 500 .ooo. and the Dsaer's Name d
Unknown The site Not Far Prem
the Historic " ell -stranse story ef the
Wan who started petreleum Industry.

pottvaR. y Y. Oct. i2.-Tbere was
Asdjcs,ed the other day at Titusville. Pa. a
r.monal 81 Col Edwin 4. Drake. the IA
rho drilled the first oil well and the founder
q tbs petroleum industry. which has added
pooOoo.oco 60 the wealth Of the country.
col Drake died In comparative ~obscurity
,lmos, twenty wears q and every year
,ace that time tho question Of a suitable
instrument 10 his memory has been dis
crs..d but nothing was done.
Two years ago a New York a q promi-
rent officer Of tho Standard OH Company
vho knew Col Drake intimately FOR many
YEAR. decided TO ono the pioneer oil man
rr A fitting manner. The result IL n massive
memorial that cost 10000. In n few weeks
N. body ~ Cot Drake will be- removed from
Pethl-hcm, Pa. 80 Woodlawn and Inferred
rear the memorial. which stands within
Two MILES Of the historic Drake oil well.
Just who the donor IL is a secret. Per-
lar t will be etched in the blank space
Ir for II on the monument after the donor
a. PASSED away The site is a gift from
Daniel Fletcher, owner 81 the cemetery and
the man who lent Col. Drake sufficient
money TO complete his famous well. On
the sunny Slopes Deyohu mo motuni'h'
are the beautiful burial lots and costly
vaults u many oil kings who amasscd the
riches that Col Drake fret discovered.
The memorial 10 Of sold granite. clip
'ical IN form. 90 feet long. u feet broad and
60 ft,t high. II Is approached by a series
of f,uT circular steps and around the ellip-'
iuts granite seat. In the centre are grea'
gruu,- pillars supporting the arch whict
o,v,ts a bronze statue representing q
drllcr Above The statue appears in plair
,iters the name Drake The statue Is
he work ofa New York artist and cost $500
The fsure is ] feet high. and IN the up
raised hand IL a hammer, while In the lei
hand IL a drill. A. the right OF the ellip@,
"a nll-length figure representing Grief
holding In her arms nj urn. A. the lef
10 a full-length figure OF Memory, holdini
IN her hands a wreath.
New York artists spent months In Titus
vile working out these figures In granite
ard 10 study them IL worth a days journey
Plaster models were brought from New
York and " ~ doubtful II there II In the Stat
- Pennsylvania finer work or more h-au
,ihll studies than have been traced IN IN
granite 81 the Drake memorial.
The inscriptions on the walls OF the 81
lirte are the work of a ~well-known hterar'
man. The lettering WAS done by expert
from New York The inscriptions, sih II
numlar. follow
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-10-13

Col 4 T. Drake. born ~ Gre~nville.
Y Y, March "a. MDCCCNN died g
rsthlehemi Pa Noy Mb..LAN,N
Friend 81 Man
called by circumstance 70 the Sgln-
ton ~ = Crest Ninins Problem, "" lri-
%umphAntly indicated American SSH
and Near THIS Spot Laid the Foundation
~ an Industry That Has Enriched m"
state. Stimulated the MeChann ATt- m
larged the phsrmacoTr a. and Hss "
tanned Wsrld Wide Proportions
Tie sought for Himself Not Wea,th.
. nor Social Distinction Content g. Let
, Others FOLLOW Nhere III" led ~ the
. Threshold of n : Fame We ketit"dto Lhd
. His nAy- M Outet"r Pursuits
His Highest Ambition Mas the sue
co-sful Accom- I'll shm~nt II H. Task.
Ills Noble Victory the OF Ihis
. Roct, R~uueafhinc - postsritV the
Trnits II He labor and His Industry
His Last bays Oppressed 10y Illness.
~ Want No Str anger. He Died In Corn
narrative ObscuTlty ~ Nonumcntls
Erected by In Grateful Recognition
O. and Remembrance.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

For the origin of 1.-The best man at a
wedding" we must so back many ell
turtles. to days when it was the amia-
BILE practice Of the budding bridegroom
to dispense with the consent either of
the lady Dr. her father. He simply
waited for a suitable opportunity to
capture her and make a bolt with his
bride. In this enterprise he found it
helpful to have the services of a friend
who would assist him In the capture
and keep the pursuers at bay until he
had got a sufficiently long start. This
friend was the prototype Of the ''best
man" of our own unromantic day,
when his duties are limited to seeing
that the bridegroom doesn't leave the
ring behind him or leave the church
without taking his hat with him. How
times do change!
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
A Stirring TaOl.
The Chudven's Friend

You'll II have a cold this wint-r. Maybe
you have n no '. Your children will
suffer too, For co IL his. Group, bronchitis
grio and other winter complaints One
Mi u Cough Cure never fails. Acts
promptly. 1t is very pleasant t, the taste
and perfectly harmless. c r George.
Winch ester, n.y., writes: Our lirtle tir
was attacked with Group las on night
and was 80 hOarse she could hardly speak
We gave her a lew doses of One Minute
Cough Cure. 1t relieved her immediate
ly and she went to sleep When she
awoke next morning she had no signs
eff hoarseness or GRO p.'
Wilcox & Gil cite. Moretown; W. f.
Poole. Fast Barre; Rickert and Wells.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
RestfuI Sleep.

MANY BARRE PEOPLE FIND IT HARD
TC GET.
Hard to sleep at night
With that awful bane, Itching Piles,
With irritating Eczema,
With any itchiness OF the skin.
Doan'e Ointmen mt relieves and cures.
Here's Barre testimony to prove it:
Thomas Brady, 81 Summer street,
says: ''Over a year ago eczema broke
out In sores on my hands, dlsfiguring
them as we'll as being very painful.
l saw Doan's Ointment advertised
and SO we'll recommended that l got a
box at Z. A.. Drown & Co.'S, AZ North
Main street, Barre, VT. l used it as
directed and In a very short time the
annoyance disappeared. 1t is a good
ointment and it has my recommends.
ton. My wife car also praise Doan's
Ointment, as she also used 1t for a
sore on her arm, which healed quickly.
1 shall also keep it on hand and yon
may use my name any time"
For sale by all dealers, price % Cts
Foster Milburn Co Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States. Re-
member the name Doan's and take
m c,,hcfitvfo
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
ONE MANS LUCK.
steered Into a Junior Partnership
by a Chance Gust of Wind.


by a Chance Gust of Wind.
speaking of taking in partners"
said a downtown business man, "our
Junior was, you might say, blown in on
us, and l saw him started in our d.
%rection, though l had no idea of it at
the time.
"Going down town n summer morn
ing on a Ninth avenue elevated train
I saw sitting opposite to me u young
man who caught my fancy, a substan-
tial, earnest, straightforward looking
chap, whose looks liked first rate. He
was reading u paper, and presently he
tore off from his paper an advertise
ment leaf that he didn't want and
threw it out Of a window or tried to,
for as a matter Of fact it didn't 60 out.
A gust Of wind with just the right
twist to it came along at just that mo-
ment and blew the paper back, to fall
on a vacant seat next to him.
"And as 1t fell something in it caught
his eye, and he picked up that part
which he had just been trying to throw
away and began earnestly to read 1t
and ended up by folding 1t carefully
and putting it in his pocket.
"About four minutes after I'd got in
here that morning this same young
man walks in and applies for a place
| that we had been waiting for some
| body to fill. Our advertisement for a
man for 1t was in that paper which l
had seen this young man try to throw
away, and which a gust of wind, by
one chance in a million or more, had
blown back upon him and in such a
manner as to fix his attention.
"As a matter Of fact l hadn't liked
the young mans act Of throwing the
paper out of an elevated car window.
A paper floating down and around as
that would do might frighte1 horses
and lead to no end Of trouble and lots
| Of damage, but no one man thinks
about everything, and he'd learn better
about this, l knew, and so as a matter
of fact | took this young man on the
spot on my first impressions OF him.
He far more than made good and In
due course of time he came into his
junior partnership, literally and truly
blown into it.
"Sort o queer, eh?"-New York Sun.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Modern gu gery Surpassed

"While suffering from a bad case of
piles | consulted a physician who advised
me to try a box Of DeW.tVs Witch Hazel
Salve " says G. F Carter, Atlanta, Ga. Il
proc ,red a box and was entirely cured
DeWitCs Witch Hazel Salve Is a splendid
cure for piles. givi's relief instantly, and
| heartily recommend it to all sufferers
Surgery ia unn cessary to cure piles.
Dewitt Witch HaZ | Salve will cure any
case. Cuts, burn, bruises and all other
wounds arc also quickly cured by it. Be-
ware of counterfeits.
Wilcox 4 Gillette. Moretown: W. E.
Poole, Fast Barre; Rickert i Wells.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
A Physician Te~stifIes

81 have taken Ko lol Dyspepsia Cure
and have never taken anvthi g in my
life that did nae the uo,d that did, a v
County Physician Geo. W. S,roggs of
Hall County, Ga ":Being a physician
have prescribed it and found it to give
the best res tits II the food you eat
remains undig .sted in our stomach It
decays there and p,isons the syst IN
means starvation. Kodcl Dyspepsia G re
Olga is what you eat. You need suffer
from nett her dvs epsia nor $ arvation,
The worst cases quickly cured, Never
Fails
Wilcox h Gillette, More'owr. W. T..
Poole, East Barre; Rickert d Wells.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Reliable and n

"a pills a pill" Y the saw But
there are pills and pills. You want a oil
which ia Ger, ain. thorough and gen le.
Mustn't grippe. Dewitt 9 little Early Risers
Il the bill. Purely veeetab'e DO not
force buJ assist the bowels to act.
STRENGTHEN and invigorate. small and
easv to take
wilcox / Gillette. Moretown: w E.
Foo!e, Eae. Bat re: Ricke rt d Wells
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Autumn.

Now is the time when bright leaves fall;
But. strange enough, this is not all;
Ihe glorics which fill autumn's cup
work, somehow, to make coal go up.
detroit Free Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

"Speaking of ~biogenesis." said the
professor. ''let us consider the live
wire. The liver it is the quicker it
kills."-Chicago Tribune.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
COIN TO THE FAIR.

Put on yer ncw~t caliker. an comb the young
'uns' hair,
An Jump into tn, wagon, fer we're goin' to the
fair,
An wen make the finest show IN O. all the people
there,
Fer Jenny'll ~ the finest gal a goin' to TIE fair!
We've got 4 yoke o oxen that weigh . hundred
An a mule that in q century wuz never known to
run!
An two live ailirators an rattlesnakes to spare,
But JennyU be the finest gal a-goin' to the tair!
Oh, jump into the wagon! The road is smooth
an wide.
An the crisp winds kinder sayin', ITS a mornin'
fer a ride.'
I'm holdin' o. the ribbons! An won't the people
Fer Jenny-she's the finest gal a-goin' to the fair!
| Now. don't the ole wheels rattle! We're kiverin'
de groun.
The white sans jest %a-hyin', an the trees air
goin' roun'!
An Jenny, with her eyes O. blue an sunny.
flown hair.
The finest an the sweetest gal a-goin' to the fart
Atlanta Constitution.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Rev. D.. Morris WEI hsley,
Rabbi Of the Cong. Bnai Isrs

Rabbi Of the Cong. Israel.
New York, Jan. 3. 1901.
ORA. Taft Bros. Medicine Co.,
Gentlemen: Your Asthmalene is an excel
Is composition alieviates ali troubles which
combine with Asthma. Its success is aston
ching and wonderful.
After having it carefully analysed. we can
state that AsthmaleDe contains no opium,
morphine, chlorofOrm or ether.
Very truly yours.
REV. DIR. MORRIS WECHSLER
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
He II All.

Chlmmie-ls he much of Il scrapper:
Chohnle Say, wot he don't know
ABOUT boNin' cant be learned in a b
factory.~Philadclphia Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Not Game,

"She's not received in the best soci-
ETY., I'm told"
mo; entire nous, she gets cold feet at
bridge."-Town Topics.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

"Alls fair" They say, I'm love and war;"
But think of this a. minute
When love holds sway by night and day,
Why, lighting isn't in it!
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

An A"~"e. ~ i<ecp n Chap Awake
Er~-Nou will have to go n long wa,
before You will meet any one who
loves You more than l..
She-Well. | am willing to.-Life.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Discomfort,

The same old chorus, year by year,
Man raises, willy nilly;
We rail at summers heat severe
And grieve when winters chilly.
Washington Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
DeIiinle

Father calling from head Of stairs
ut II 80 p. m.t-Fanny, don't you think
it's about time to go to bed?
Fanny-Ycs. papa, dear. What on
earth keeps YOU up so late!
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
NV Ludy's LAT

Now in the wind her Gainshorough,
Plume laden. wildly flaps.
Unhandy hats, It's plain to see,
Are often handioaps.
detroit Free Pres
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

4 Dire increase in their cost we see.
4 Ere long we will begin
& To fear that pork and beans will be
As rare as terrapin.
-Washington Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
ReamisIl'

Old Bill is dead! That tough old goat
We never shall see more.
l. He used to wear a long soltee
All hanging down before.
Chicago Tribune.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Cash Needed.

The while | founder deep in debt
This thought has crossed my mind:
Soft coal is just as hard to get
As any other kind.
-pbiloInlph;o pros,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
For All but Fools

Oh, you who search to find a creed,
Here end the foolish quest.
This little line is all you need:
"Do what you know is best"
Chicago Record Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Speed ~COmDnrfsOns,

isn't this the SlOwest vehicle you
ever rode in!' said one cab driver to
another.
Not at all: ono rode in q Philadef-
phia trolley car.'-pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

She-You're lucky at cards.
He-Ncry.
Shc--Iucky at cariis. unlucky in love.
Hc-I Gpi't believe il. I'vc been re-
jectcd three times. Cincinnati En-
Quircr.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

Energy all gone? Headache? Stomach
out of order? Simply a case of torpid
liver. Burdock Blood Bitters will make a
e mar or VIC nan Of you.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

No matter how 'o'g you have had that
cough, it it hasn't already deve oped into
CONSUMPTION, Or. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup will cure it.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

Humid eds OF lives saved every year by
usi - DR.. Thomas' eclectic Oil in the
no SO Inst when IL is needed. Cures
crou :, heals bu. rs, cuts. WOUNDS # every
sort.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01

Hives are a terrible torment to the little
folks AMI to some olde' ones. Easily
cured. Dams Ointment n'ver fails. In
slant relief, pc ma mt cure. At any
drug store. soc.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
JINGLES N JESTS.
Rats and DOGS,

"'f" Rats and Dogs.
Gentleman Indignantly - When I
bought this dog, you said he was splen-
did for rats. Why, he won't touch
them.
Dog Dealer-Well, amt that splendid
for rats?
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
His View Of 1t.

Saymold Story-What was the on
luckiest thing that ever happened to
We?
Goodman Gonrong-Gittin' born.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
ASTHMA CURED FREE!
Asthmalene Brings Instant Relief and Permanent Cure
in All Cases.
ABSOLUTELY FREE ON CEI OF POSTAL
WRITE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS PLAINLY.

There is nothing like Asthmalene. 1t
brings instant relief, even In the worst
Eases. 1t cures when all else fails.
The Rev. G. F. WELLS, of Villa Ridge, ILL.,.
ays: Your trial bottle of Asthmalene re-
eived in good condition. l cannot tell you
now thankful l feel for the good derived
from It. l was a slave. chained with putIid
ore throat and Asthma for ten years. I des-
pared Of ever being cured. l saw your ad.
vertisement for tie pure of this dreadful and
tormenting disease, Asthma. and thought
you had o%verspoken yourselves, but resolved
to give it a trial. To my astonishment. the
trial acted like q charm. Send me a full
lied bottle"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-11-01
Always OppOrtune.

Always OppOrtune.
"Doctor, when Is the best time to eat
an apple"
"Whenever you can get hold of one"
Detroit Free Press.