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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17
HEAVY BANK DEPOSITS.

The Exchange National bank, of Atchi-
son. has considerable over | ,lOO,OOO ON de-
post. There probably is not a bank in the
United States doing business in u town the
size of Atchison which has more money on
deposit. Ia Topeka there ARE more banks
in proportion to population than in Atchison.
The Bank of Topeka has Sl,250,00o on
deposit. The Central National of the same
city has SOL 900 on deposit. The eight
banks e Topeka have Sl,ioO. 0O0 on deposit
-Four years = NJ this time these eight banks
had but -. S.il 900 on deposit.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

cation. AS q rule these boards consist of
three of the best, most progressive teachers
who will plan well the schools of their re-
spective counties. Patrons of rural schools
are expecting as results more thorough or
ganization and stronger professional pride on
the part of the teachers. With every teacher
attending and high grade instruction ped
agogy, the Institutes will do much to awaken
educational enthusiasm.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17
Il Means Republican Success.

In his speech mt Kansas City
Chairman Akins,of the Republican
state committee, touched. rs the
Globe Democrat views Il. the
main point Of the political situa-
ton In Missouri when he said /:
"a constant gain in the Republic
can vote of the state has confirm
ed u faith IN ultimate success.
Within the past eight years we
have gained $1,000 votes. or about
- per cent. In 1895 we east iiD,-
600 mor vote than our sister state
of Kansas, 1900 more than Iowa,
Gg,O0J more than seven OF the
Southcrn states combined And
the Republican vote OF Missouri in
1900. bs the Globc-D Democrat adds,
''was larger than in iS0B, though
the latter year was phenomenal IN
the outpouring al voters. Mis-
souri, n tnc sixth state In Rcpubli-
M votes, winch form over III per
cent ol the aggregate vote of the
state, though the Democrats de-
priNc al AL nut M oi the sixteen
congressman aud of all but seven
oi tnc - STAGE senator's. The Demo-
crafts weapon IN Missouri now II
republican disfrancniscmcnt. Yet
the growtn of R1pdoncanism can
not Dc SIaycd.'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

The United Confederate Veterans of
the state will be handsomely represented at
the national reunion of their organization in
Memphis last of this month. Miss Laura
Edwards daughter of the late Major John
y. Edwards. is to be Missouri's sponsor.
Miss Edwards too, will have the honor of
unveilimg the Springfield monument to the
Confederate dead, August 10Th.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

"Our little girl was unconscious
from strangulation during n sud-
den and terrible attack Of Group.
| quickly secured u bottle Of One
Minute Cough Cure, giving her
three doses. The Group was mas
tered and our little darling speed
lily recovered" So writes A. l..
SpnfYord, Chester. Mich. City Drug
Store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17
blessed is the poor man.

blessed l. the poor man. Pickpocket-
never bother him, and road agents give him
u wide berth. The tax collector never
hound him. Nobody tries TO borrow, and
no one asks him To endorse. lie never runs
head over heels in debt, and is not robbie
or harlssed 10y litigation. Burglars never
invade his premises. and he sleeps in peace.
When he dies nobody questions his will or
attempts Ia coniiscatc his bones. Blessed,
therefore. are the poor in pocket, for they
nlWANs gei lllcir monry's w0rlh.-EN.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

and cheeriulneas soon
disappear when the kid
neys arc out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become 90 prevalent
that II Is not
for a child 10 be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. II the child URN
aics too often. II tho
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

urine sealds the flesh or II. when the child
reaches an ace when It should be able 10
control the passage. II Is yet afflicted With
bed-weiilng, depend upon II. the cause OF
the difficulty Is kidney trouble. and the first
step should be towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unplea.ant
trouble Is due to a diseased condition Of the
kidneys and bladder and not 10 a habit az
most people suppose.
Women ~ well as men arc made mis-
cradle with kidney ard bladder trouble.
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect OF
swamp-Root Is soon realized. Il is sold
by druggists. In fifty az
cent and n dollar S5T-.rJsIstA
sizes. You may have ais 1eN
sample bottle by mail 1frAdMeE@'
free, also pamphlet tell Homo u sssrnr Ro.,.
ing all about II. including many Of the
thousands OF testimonial letters received
from sufferer cured. In writing DR.. Kilmor
& Co., Bingham,on, N. T., be sure and
mention this paper.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

Mrs. Mckinley is dangerously i'll in San
francisco. The President has cancelled all of
his engagements.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

A novel ease was tried before the
probate Judge OF Marshall county
the other day. the issue
being an attempt on the part
OF n young man to regain possess
sion of his wife. On March 10,
Charles Recdy and Lille Ferguson
were married by the judge. the
man giving his age as % and the
girls n ~. After the ceremony
the pair went away to Nebraska
town, where they remained three
days and then they returned TO
Blue Rapids the home OF the bride.
The parents OF the bride. who was
but - years old. had opposed the
marriage, and, instead of forgiv-
ing the clipping couple, the induce
I'D the wife To come to their house.
whore they kept her secluded from
her husband. Thcrcupon he APP
piled for n writ OF habcas corpus
and the case came up for hearing
before the probate judge. who be-
ing something OF n solomon. de-
cidcd to leave the decision with the
bride herself. She informed the
Judge that shc had had quite
enough Of married life during the
three days of their honeymoon and
that she preferred to remain with
her parents. And ut once the judge
dissolved the writ and sent the dis
consulate husband away.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

The Fulton Sun says that IL IL
the intention OF the Democratic
county committee of Callawy coun-
ty, to hold an early primary to
name county officers 1902. and It
suggests that the ''carly prima-
rics" bc held this fall, in Scptcm-
bcr or October. This looks to W.
as though running for Office was u
regular business in Galloway. To
want oillcc all the time IL nothing
new for Il Missouri democrat. but
to run every year for 1t Is some-
what out of the usual order of
things.
~ have been suffering from
Dyspepsia for the past twenty
years and have been unable after
trying all preparations and physi-
clans to get any relief. After TAX
ing one bottle of Kodol Dyspcp-
sia Cure ! found relief and am now
in better heath than | have been
for twenty years. | cannot praise
kodol Dyspepsia Cure too highly"
thus writes Mrs. G. w. Roberts,
Moth Creek, Ark. CITY Drug Store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. DIS
coufaCea and lessens ambition. beauty. yirnr
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17

Unless II woman eats sufficient
nourishing food she can neither
gain nor keep n good complexion.
Food, when digcstcd, Is the base
Of all health, all strength, and all
beauty. Hcrbinc will help digest
whot you eat, and give you the
clear, bright, beautiful skin Of
health. Price 30 and II cts. at
Cason's Pharmacy.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-05-17
THE TRIBUNE.
Published Every Friday
THE TRIBUNE PRINTING co.
D.. W. MAJOR, EDITOR.
ARTIE b. KEADLE. Local Editor.

Trnms-Sl.OO per Year in Advance.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
9NoUS6HolD :,
x RECIPES" !

Custard Toast-Bring one pint Of
milk 10 the boiling point then add one
egg well beaten. Boil one minute,
season with one-half teaspoonful of
salt and pour over five slices of but
tered toast placed In n baking pan.
Put in the oven until the cusIard is
set
Thimble Cakes--With one quart of
-four sift two teaspoonfulS baking
powder and saltspoonful OF salt; rub
in one-half cup hut4er and one half
cup lard; moisten with milk TO the
consistency of biscuit dough, roll out
one-quarter inch thick ana cur with
small cutter. Butter criddle slightly
and bake ON both sides TO delicate
brown.
Scalloped Cheesc-Any person who
Is fond of cheese cannot fail TO relish
this dish. Three slices of wcll-but-
tered bread, first cutting off the brown
outside crust. Crate fine one-quarter
of pound of any kind OF good cheese;
lay the bread in layers in a hutteved
baking dish, sprinkle over il the graf
ed cheese, salt and pepper; mix four
well beaten eggs with three cups of
milk; pour il over the bread and
cheese. Bake in hot oven as you
would bake bread pudding
Prune Pudding Wash and soak one
pound of prunes over night in little
water and stew them in the same the
next morning until soft enough To re-
move the stones, after seeding chop
in tie hash bowl then add sugar 10
taste. Make baking powder dough.
roll ouI as thin as pie crust, spread
as you would jelly roll cut ia
slices about three inches thick. lay
them in a baking pan ana bake in a
quick oven about twenty-five minutes.
Serve with cream.
Green pea Soup--Oue pint OF green
peas, one pint of stock or water yolk
of one egg. one-half tablespoonful each
OF butter and -four. salt and pepper.
Put the peas in boiling water and let
hoil twenty minutes. Drain and press
through Colauder. Put the stock or
water Oh tho FIRE; when boiling add
the peas Rub the butter aud -four
together and add 60 the boiling soup.
Stir constantly until il th.cScus aud
add salt and pepper When ready 10
serve add about one-half cup Of cream
or good milk Canned peas may be
used
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
Beeclicr's Boyishness.

The following story is an amusing
anecdote of a great man who loved
children and shared their fun.
DR.. r. Il. Cressey. of Brooklyn Hills,
l.. l.. says that one day. when he was
small boy. his mother left the .ouse.
cautioning him and his brothers TO be
quiet and not romp while she was
gone.
Presently Mr.. Beecher arrived TO
make "A call upon the Cresseys. and
found no one To receive him but de-
mure looking boys. a fash of autici-
patton came iuto his eyes as he Joy
ously told his young hosts TO prepare
for the romp of their lives.
But mamma told us we mustn't
philosophy.
III take all the responsibility" re-
piled the great preacher.
When Mrs. Cressy neared the house
ON her return she heard indications of
n small riot. Filled with Indignation
this unheard of rebellion in her lit.
tie republic, she rushed into the house
WIN words or rebuke trembling on
her tongue.
At the door she paused petrifieG
Henry Ward Beechcr was fat on his
back on the door. with n parcel OF
young Indians apparently dancing a
ghost dance on his pgostrate form and
emitting shrll yells. The appearance
or the avenger Instantly froZe into ST
lent CONSERVATION all the rebels except
the arch insurgent. Climbing to his
feet the unabashed clergyman said
Mrs. Crcsscy. promised my friends
h2re to take all the responsibility for
this outbreak. and | am ready 10 take
whatever is due them. You may he
gin at once"
But for once there was an infraction
OF the laws in the CreSsey household
tnat was not punished.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
DOLL MAKING.

In the little town Of Sonneberg, in
Thuringia, 25,00O000 dozen dolls are
made each year, each one Of the Il, ZOO
inhabitants Of the place being in the
business. The children on their way
TO school call for or deliver work; the
shoemaker makes the tiny shoes; the
barber works on the dolls wigs; the
butcher sells suet to the dolls glue
maker; the tailor and seamstress sell
pieces TO the dolls dressmakcr; and
so on through the whole list OF trades
men. Five large firms control the
business, and through these sales are
annually made TO the amount of $15,-
100000. But this vast amount of
business Is far from pleasing or profit
able 10 the poor mechanics who work
at this trade. A girl who goes into the
factory at the age of fourteen receives
seventy-five cents n week and ten
years later considers herself fortunate
If she attains the maximum Of 81. 80;
and the man who receives one dollar
Il day for making dolls eyes Is said 10
be an object OF envy. A family can
only live when all Of its members
work, and, as one might suppose, they
are miserably clothed and insufficient
ly fed.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
How Leonard Helped Make Jelly.

IL don't seem to be doing anything
but stand around and wait" said
Leonard to his aunties one day.
Auntie was making currant Jelly and
Leonard had his sleeves rolled up and
n big apron tied abolt him, all ready
to help.
Lots of people have TO stand and
wait Leonard" said Auntie.
But l had rather work" said this
siXyear-old boy.
So Auntie gave him little spoon to
try the jelly with.
He helped measure the sugar, set the
glasses in order on the table, and.
whenever there was chance. tasted
the jelly. and said: II think it is all
right. 1t suits me"
Then he went out on the porch and
took ride in the hammock, making
believe that he was on train going to
Buffalo.
At the first stop he found an eating
house, where he had bread and Jelly
for lunch.
Pretty soon he came to another eat
ing house, and there he had bread and
jelly.
BY the time his journey was ended
the jelly in the kettle was done, and
he watched Auntie to see that she
filled each glass to the brim. Forty
two glasses of pretty red jelly were
put away, and Leonard and Auntie
felt as though they had done n good
mornings work.-Florence Moody, in
the Advance.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.
characteristics of the Dominant Type OF
Our Population.

The average American, says DR.
zine, is man five feet eight inches in
height, with a chest girth OF thirty-six
inches, and n weight of 100 pounds.
He is nearly an inch taller than his
English cousin, and more than an inch
taller than his distant cousin. the
German. He probably looks over the
heads Of all European peoples. In
weight. however, he is exceeded by
both Englishman and German. being
OF simmer and lighter build. although
he Is probably as heavy us the aver.
age European.
His family consists OF one wife and
three children, a fourth having died in
infancy. His age is thirty-seven years
and he expects to live thirty years
longer. His expectation of life is
greater by year or two than that OF
the representative of any other people.
those who most nearly approach him
being our kin. the English and Ger.
mans. His wife is thirty-tiv years of
hAts II hNt lttN lOuI lututS III HtlSul,
and weighs 126 pounds. She will
live TO the age OF sixty-eight years. as
her expectation OF life is slightly
greater than that of her husband
They were married ten years ago. The
two older children are pursuing their
studies In the public schools, which
the youngest child has not yet en-
tered. Both he and his wife received
a commonschool education. but did
not continue their studies into the
high school.
His home Is near Columbus. Ind,
toward the southern part OF the State.
at an altitude OF 500 feet above the
sea. At this place the mean annual
temperature is fifty-threc degrees. and
the annual rainfall forty-one inches
Here he owns farm of 137 acres.
eighty acres OF which are under culti
walton.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27

80 May refused tha. young NJ. d. 2"
Yes, she says she isn't quite sick
enough Of her maiden name TO have a
doctor."-Phlladelphla Bulletin.
He boasts he is a selimade man,
Whereat he's most conceited
He must have gone on strike before
The Job was quite completed.
Philadelphia Record.
II think / shall take my daughters
out OF society long enough TO give
them liberal education" But then
they won't want 10 20 back Brook.
lyn Life.
Twins, eh?" Yes; boy and girl.
The boy is second edition Of his
father" "And the giri?" We'll. she's
more in the nature Of an extra. l sup
pose. PUCK.
Mrs. Cucumber-"Thc cucumber
crop is short this year" Mr.. Cucum-
ber-"Good enough; thatll put the
consumers and the grocers in a
pickle. Chicago Record Herald.
He that distrusts has fellow men,
And eyes them all a,kance,
Contesses what a knayc he'd be
III he but had a chance.
Washington Star.
Fond Mother-"Tummy dear, what
did you buy with the money your
grandpa gave your" Tommy-"An un-
breakable engine And where is il
now:" "Oh, Jimmy White smashed
it."-Tit-Bits.
Il hope you appreciate the fact, sir,
that in marrying my daughter you
marry arge-hearted, generous girlf"
II do, sir" with emotion; and hope
she inherits those qualities from her
father. r."-Tit-Bits.
Head Meat atGetter-"Good luck this
morning, oh king. Here's Yankee
explorer I've captured" King Choo
Up Up-"Chuck him in de fryin' pan
wild plenty of grease-heahs where
Lululand has pan-American"-
Judge.
Always" said the astute city editor
TO the new reporter-"always be on
the lookout for any little touch OF
humOr that may brighten up our col
umns.' That evening the new reporter
turned in story about a burglary in
butchers shop, which commenced:
Mr.. Hiram Cleaver, the well-known
butcher, is losing flesh rapidly these
days."-Baltimore American.
This alphabetical advertisement ap-
peared in the London Times in 1912:
To widowers and single gentlemen
Wanted by a lady, a situation to su-
perintend the household and preside
at table. She is Agreeable, Becoming,
Careful, Desirable, English Facetious,
Generous, Honest, Industrious. Ju.
dicious, Keen, Lively, Merry. Natty,
Obedient, Philosophic, Quiet. Regular
Sociable, Tasteful, Useful vivacious.
Womanish, Nantippisb, Youthful
Jealous, etc. Address y, Y, Il, Sim
mons Library, Edgware Road.-The
Schoolmaster.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
kEWSY CLeANlNCS.

Posen. in Prussian Poland II 10.
have its fortihcatiOns dismantled.
The Tobacco Trust is said 10 be
planning TO control the English mar
ket.
Swiss emigration 10 the United
States is decreasing. Last year the
total was only ssl6.
An American syndicate has agreed
10 furnish S5,OO0,DOO for the eXploita-
tion of mines in Brazil.
Boston has added this year forty
portable schOolhouses 10 its education
al equipment, making a total OF nifty
six.
Governor La Toilette OF Wisconsin
Will be able TO resume the duties OF
his office in about month, his physi-
clan hopes.
The German linoleum syndicate. con-
sisting Of nine factories, has broken
up. The industry is comparatively
young in Germany.
Notice has been served on Caleb
Powers that his trial for the murder
Of Governor Goebel. Of Kentucky. will
be called in the October term of court.
Close TO the site of the Monastery of
ST. Augustine in Canterbury, Eng
land, diggers unearthed the skull and
mitre OF Abbot Dygon, who died in
1910
Estimates for the various munich
pal departments OF New York City
for 1902 show Il total of nearly S11O,-
100000, an increase over 1901 of about
Sl2OOO,O00.
General Chaffce will recommend
that Lieutenant Hazard. Third Cav
airy, now on duty in the Philippines,
be awarded medal of honor for cap
turing Arthur Howard, the American
dcserter.
4 mortgage for 81 100000 executed
by the Ballston Terminal Railway
Company TO the Atlantic Trust Com
pany of New York City, covers bonds
issued for an electric railroad between
Ballston ana Amsterdam.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
Transmission of Sound.

A striking example OF the magical
effects capable of being produced by
any one conversant with the laws of
SCR Tyndall. in one OF his lectures. He
placed on the floor of the room an or
dinary guitar. No one was near. and
yet some unseen hand drew sweet mu-
sic from ii so that all could hear. The
guitar was replaced by a harp with
the same result A wooden tray was
then substituted, and even from that
issued mysterious harmonies The
marvellous effect was simply due TO
the sound conducting quality of wood
In a room beneath, and separated by
two floors, was piano. and connoct-
ing the rooms was a tin tuhc contain
ing a deal rod. the end of which
emerged from the floor The rod was
clasped by rubber hands so as to close
the tube. and the lower end of the rod
then rested on the sound-b board Of the
piano. As the guitar rested upon the
upper end of the rod, the sounds were
reproduced from the piano. and when
the sound-board of the harp was
placed on the rod IL seemed as though
the actual notes Of the harp were
heard. the notes of the piano being so
like those OF the harp AS the profess
sor said: An uneducated person
might well believe that withcraft was
used in the production of this music"
and IL is certainly more than probable
that III he had done the same thing
publicly in an earlier age he would
either have been reverenced as pos
sessing supernatural powers or have
been burned as n ogcerer,-Cham-
berss Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
Their Birthday.

I've secret 10 tell you, Dolly,
Let me whisper u IA your ear
Tomorrow viii be our birthday
Your birthday and mine. my dear,
As soon az the sun peeps over
The hill where the blackberries grew,
III be eight years old, my Dolly,
And you'll be one, you know.
Don't you remember, Dolly
m perfectly sure you do
When / woke last birthday morning,
The first thing ! saw was you;
You sat on the edge OF a workbOz,
Waiting, you lovely child,
And when you saw ] was looking
You stretched out your arms and smiled
And you're just az lovely as ever,
Though your curls are very thin,
And your poor legs wobbie sadly,
And your left eyes falling IN.
SO, If tomorrow morning
Another doll comes here,
Wen treat her we'll but she'll never
Take your place, my dear!
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27
WANTED-TO TRADE.

10 trade A city, all complete
With man and building. din and street,
For one tall forest, green and cool,
Supplied with quiet shade and pool.
To trade: A shop-worn desk and chair
Within an Office ten feet square,
For one canoe upon a stream
Where wood-nymphs smile, and fishes
gleam.
To trade Twelve hurdy gurdy tunes
Collected summer afternoons
For one breeze singing mid the pines
OF nature and her chaste designs.
To trade: A fiat encompassed well
BY pavement hot, and roof and bell,
For one small tent where all IS still
Except the wind and whippoorwill.
To trade: A business in town
Which keeps "A fellow buckled down,
For one vacation far away.
With naught TO do but loaf and play
Edwin J.. Sabin, ia Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1901-09-27

During the recent rainstovms the
6rooklyn Rapid Transit Company sta
toned men and boys at the terminals
OF all its lines TO swab the rain from
the seats At this end OF Brooklyn
Bridge many little newsboys were en-
ployed for this work. and were paid
twenty-five cents an hour.
one OF the inspectors who s;aud
under the bridge terminal said
The new rule may please the pub.
lie. but 1t works me mighty hard to
keep the boys from Sinking. They
will board car as II rounds in under
the bridge and for a few seconds make
frantic gestures with a piece OF waste.
but when come 60 look the cars over
a great many OF the seats are not even
touched. New York Mail and Ex-
press