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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19
Putting 1t Gently.

Ladies'" said the speaker at the annual
meeting of the Boston beanbund, 81 shall
in calculating my subject, give you nothing
but the er-the that is to say, | shall give YOU
er-the-the decollete truth. baltimore
American.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19

A Colonel in the British South African
Army says that Adams Tutti Fruit was a
blessing to his men while marching.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
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Here, young fellow, I'll give you nickel
if you'll go in and tell your sister that I'm
here waiting for herr" "And what'll you
give me if won't tell dad "-Heitere
Welt
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To California Cheaply and Comfort.
ably.

Tourist sleeping car leaves Kansas City
9:05 p. IN. every Tuesday via Missouri, Kan
sas & Texas Railway; runs through without
change to San Francisco, via Fl. Worth,
San Antonio and Los Angeles. Sleeper rate,
April, from Kansas City, $500. Forget not
that it runs Tuesday, being date of sale of
the low rate tickets
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19

The happiest life is that which constantly
exercises and educates what is best in u.s.
Eamerton.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19

To Cure a Cold I'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure Csc.
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You Can Get Allen. Foot-Ea.e FREE.

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy,
n. Y, for a FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
aching feet. 1t makes New or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Germs and Bun
ions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 25c.
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Don't Neglect Cough Take Some Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in ono minute
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If you would be happy you must learn to
live day at a time.-Chicago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19
POOR LITTLE JOHNNY
AND HIS "TUMMY"l

Small boys, and many times large ones,
and occasionally girls, too, big and little,
suffer terribly from convulsive pains or
Cramps" in the bowels and stomach
pain so violent that it doubles up" the
ones attacked, and makes it impossible for
them to stand up.
Some people calf It collie, Bot most honest,
plain-spoken people call it 'sbelly-ache" and very
properly, for the seat of the trouble IS IN the
bowels, and caused by the violent efforts OF the
bowels to rid themselves Of something which
doesn't belong there. The small boy Usually
gets 1t from over-eating Or from eating forbidden
fruit, and suffers mostly IN the summer time.
It's spring now, and On times of peace, prepare
for war;" Let the boys and girls and the big
folks, too for that matter, clean oot the clogesd
channels filled with winter bile and putrid undi-
gested food, strengthen the 30-feet Of bowel
canal, Iven up the liver, and Summer belly
aches" will have no terrors, because they won't
Is to Use CASCARETS, gentle, sweet, fragrant
rel strengtheners. For fear that anybody in the
box Of CASCAl2E7S In the house always, and
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1901-04-19

When two dogs meet there is always q
prospest Of fight. Don't act like dog
Atchvon Globe.
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HER PUNISHMENT
by Henri DeF0rge.

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HON. DAN. A. GROsvENOR FAMOUS OHIO FAMILY.
Dan War letter
Washington C,
ou gratitude benefit derived
of wonderful and
excellent
atarrhen Verye respectfully, Dam
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GUARANTEED

similar. medicine in the world.
great merit, and our best tcstin
will sell CASCARETS absolut
money refunded. 60 buy today,
fair, honest trial, as per simple
not satisfied, afterusing one SOC
box and the empty box to US by
whom you purchased It, and get
boxes. Take our advice-no ma
Address: STERLING REMEDY Co.,
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TO CURE: Five years aEo
the first box OF CASCAR-
ETS was sold. Now it 10
over ak million boxes a.
year, greater than my
This is absolute proof OF
ionial. We have faith and
ely guaranteed to cure or
two soc boxes, give them q
. directions, and If you IRE
. box, return the unused 6Oc
mail, or the druggist from
your money back for both
tier what nils you-start to-
v and you Will bless the day
REFS. Book free bymall.
NEW YORK or CHICAGO.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

make an almost square frame, using
II of the lath pieces, as IL making
box with one corner left out. On in
side of this frame, at desired height,
nail two heavier and longer pieces for
handles. A couple of 3X1-inch boards,
proper length, and with one end
of each narrowed down to fit
the hands, will answer for the
handle pieces. On the bottom OF
frame, nail lath or boards, letting the
two nearest to center project about
six inches in front. These two should
be little heavier than the others, to
prevent springing. Between the pro-
jecting ends, place small wooden
wheel six or eight inches in diameter.
This wheel may be circular piece cut
from 1 or 1h-inch board, and have
light iron band fitted on to keep it
from splitting, or be wheel from an
old barrow or something similar. A
light, wire spoke wheel from a toy
wagon is excellent for the purpose.
Axle on which wheel revolves is at
tached to under side of the project
Ing pieces of frame by staple driven
over it into each piece. The two rear
upright pieces of frame extend down
level with lower rim of the wheel to
act as feet. Put braces across front,
as indicated by dotted lines, to
strengthen frame and hold in the
straw. Other light strips may be
tackled on side of frame to serve the
same purpose. If the contrivance is
made of the right material, it will
combine strength with lightness, and
be very durable. The exact dimen-
sions may be made to suit the wishes
of the builder, If made only 2Hx3x4
feet, it will hold considerable guam
tity of straw, and be found time
and labor saver for the work for which
it is designed.-J. G. Allshouse, in
Ohio Farmer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

England now has seven admirals of
the fleet and nine field marshals.
Cuba's customs receipts during the
six months ended June 30amounted to
$,547,SO5
The inhabitants of the province OF
Ontario write more letters than those
of all the rest of Canada.
A memorial tablet has been placed
on the house in Lamberth where the
late Sir Arthur Sullivan was born by
the London section of the lncorpor-
ated Society of Musicians.
The Canadian government has de-
cided to have constructed at once four
very large passenger and freight
steamers to run between Quebec or
Halifax and Liverpool and save 752
miles over the New York and 30 hours
in time,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
PERU Ma AvERTS DANGER
In That Critical Time When Girl
Becomes a Woman.

called and he generally advises an OBJ
GRAFTON. Perhaps he will subject the
patient to long series OF experiments
with nervines and tonics. The reason
he does not often make cure is be-
cause he does not recognize the trou-
BILE.
In large majority of the cases ca.
tarrh of the female organs is the
cause. Peruna relieves these cases
promptly because it cures the catarrh,
Peruna is not palliative or sedative
or nervine or a stimulant. 1t is a
specific for catarrh and cures catarrh
wherever it may Turk in the system.
This girl was lucky enough to find
Peruna at last. AS she says, the doc
tors did not seem to understand what
the trouble was and the medicine he
prescribed from time to time did not
help her. Peruna hit the mark at
once and she is now recommending
this wonderful remedy to all the other
girls in the United States.
Thousands of the girls who look al
her beautiful face and read her sin.
cere testimonial, will be led to try
Peruna in their times of trouble and
critical periods. Peruna will not fail
them. Every one of them will be glad
and it is TO be hoped that their en-.
thusiasm will lead them to do as this
girl did-proclaim the fact to the
world so that others may read it and
do likewise.
Mrs. Christopher Fliehmann, Am.
sterdam, N. Y, writes:
Il have been sick with catarrh of the
stomach and pelvic organs for about
five years, and had many a doctor, but
none could help me. Some said would
never get over it. One day when ]
read your almanac / saw those who
had been cured by Peruna; then
thought ] would try it. I did, and
found relief with the first bottle l took
and after two more bottles / was as
well ard strong as / was before."-
Mrs. Christopher Fliehmann.
IT, you do not derive prompt and sat.
isfactory results from the use of Pc.
runa, write at once to DR.. Hartman
giving full statement of your case
and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President oil
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus
Ohio.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Keeninr a PLEDGE.

A sharpsburg man who had beer
drinking too much liquor for his owl
good was induced to sign the pledge
the other day. His wife was delighted
She took the document and said;
"You must leave me have 1t; l will
keep it for you"
So the paper was conflded to her Gus
tody. On the next day the man wa.
drinking as freely as before,
"How is this?" asked friend. "Yo,
signed the pledge yesterday, and now
you nre guzzling whisky again"
Its all right" replied the pledg,
signer, in unsteady tones, II don't hav,
to keep that pledge. My wife says sh,
will keep 1t for me. That's the kind O
a wife to have, old fellow. Let's us tax,
o drink."-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
A HAPPY BOY.

Oldenburg, ILL.,, Sept. 2nd:-The
doctors all failed in the case of little
thirteen year old Willie Keil, who
suffered with acute rheumatism.
For over three months, the poor
little fellow suffered rxcruciating
torture. His father, who had done
everything he could think of, saw
new Rheumatism Remedy adver-
tised-Dodd's Kidney Pills. He
bought some, and soon his little son
showed signs of improvement. Three
boxes cured him completely, and he
has not a symptom of rheumatism
left.
This miraculous cure of case
which had been given up by the
physicians, has electrified Madison
County, and Dodd's Kidney Pills are a
much talked of medicine.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
MOISTENING THE EGGS.
The Pros and Cons of n Poultry Prob
lem That Has Aroused General
Attention.

We believe that as a rule sprinkling
the eggs with warm water which are
being incubated by the sitting hen is
productive of harm rather than good.
If the hen is free to leave the nest
as she wills, and is not debarred IRON
run in the grass during her short
respite from her duties, she will re-
turn to the nest with feathers laden
with dew, and the eggs will not suf-
fer for moisture, says Wallace's
Farmer. IN our early experience we
regularly sprinkled the eggs the third
day before the hatch was due. We had
read about cart load of poultry pa
pers, and with good deal of sound
advice which they gave us, we gave
undue weight to several articles
which got the advantage OF our cal
lowness and made us believe that
sprinkling the eggs was of prime i'm
portance. While still believing that
under certain conditions it is attend
ed with advantage il is only occa-
sionally that we revert to the prac-
tice. During the late dry spell 1t oc-
Cured to us that something might
be gained by returning to it. We had
six hens engaged in Matching MS out
some late chicks. The eggs were due
to hatch on the 18th of July. On the
18th we removed the eggs from four
of the nests, and after dampening the
earth upon which the nest was built,
put them back We did not apply any
moisture to the other two nests. The
result iustifies the belief that under
such circumstances as these the APP
plication of moisture is attended with
advantage. From the four nests we
took 80 chicks and from the other two
only five chicks. The eggs were the
same, and the hens were all about
equally attentive to their duties. The
exceptional dryness of the air and
the absence of dew demanded a
change from the usual order OF
things, and we are well convinced
that we are well paid for the time ii
took to moisten those eggs. But we
have sprinkled lots of eggs without
gaining anything by it.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
cater to the pubIic's whims.

Yellow legs and yellow skin do not
make a chicken any better for the
table than one with dark legs and
white skin, but chicken-eating Amer
leans, however, have weakness for
the yellow skin. Therefore, the poul'
TRUMAN who raises fowls for mar
ket that prefers this style will act
wisely in selecting breed which has
a skin of that color, not because they
are really any better, but because the
public believes they IRE, and will not
buy them ii they are otherwise.--Mid'
land Farmer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04


Miss Bessie kellogg, President of the
Young Woman's Club, of Valley City.
North Dakota, writes the following
from First street, South, Valley City,
North Dakota:
"Ever since mafuredI suffered with
severe monthly pains. The doctor did
nor seem TO understand what the
trouble was and the medicine he ORE.
scribed from time to time did not heIp
me. lie finally suggested that I have
an operation. One of my friends who
had been cured of similar affIicfion
through the use of Peruna, advised me
10 give 1t a trial first, and so I used II
for three weeks, faithfully. My pains
diminished very soon and within two
months had none at all.
This Is six months ago, and dur
ing that time Ihave not had an ache
nor pain. igive highest praise to Pc
runa. Every woman ought to use II,
and feel sure that IL would bring per.
feet health. BESSIE KELLOGG.
The experience of Miss Bessie KEEL
log, of North Dakota, ought to be read
by every girl in the land. 1t is criti-
cal period in woman's life when she
ceases to be girl and becomes wom-
an. Very few pass through this period
without some trouble. The doctor is
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
HANDY THING TO HAVE.
Straw and Hay harrow That Will he
Found Genuine Time and
Labor Saver.

When straw is stacked outside tho
barn and some of it is wanted in the
stable for feeding or bedding pur-
poses, the usual plan is to carry
in " little at a time on fork
or in rope or strap sling. This,
in the use of fork, is anything but
a speedy operation, next to impos-
sible on windy day, and with sling
a very unpleasant job in cold weather.
The illustration shows an easily and
cheaply made convenience to facilitate
moving the straw, which may also be
useful Tor transporting small guam
titles of hay from place to place. To
made it, procure first some light lath,
say three-quarters by inches, and
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
PAINT IN THE FALL.

Fall painting is best; the
paint gets well seasoned be-
fore the hot sun gets busy.
You want your paint to
last, and to protect your prop
erty. If you use Devoe ready
paint, you'll have both.
Lasts longer than lead and
oil; costs less. Devoe is a safe
name in paint things.
Ask your dealer for Devoe; don't be
satisfied with less. Send for our pam.
phlet about paint and painting; free
things you ought to know.
GOOD-PAINT DEvoE CHICAGO.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Collins for Immedintc Use.

A popularity among Dutch farmers
who live at distance from a town is
TO have coffin in readiness for their
burial. 1t is by no means common to
see still sturdy old patriarch going to
an clubhouse and gravely contemplat.
ing that which is to hold his body when
he shufiles off this mortal coil. This
characteristic has also appeared in
President Kruger, who has recently i'm.
ported coffin, at cost, too, of $780,
n. Y. Sun.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Quite n Relief.

Parson Primrose hear you have re-
gently lost your uncle and two cousins,
my little friend.
Freddie-Yes, sir, and I'm glad OF it.
"Glad of it. Why, how can you say
such thing?"
mamma used to make me pray for
them every night."-N. Y. journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
In Honor of the Day.

"Yessuh," said the proud Vine street
father, 'it weighs 1oH poun's, an it's
as fine. healthy boy as evan yah see,
an 1t was bon on the very day Genl
Grant was buried over again, an Aim
goin' to give i'm name that'll be APP
poperate."
you'll call him Ulysses S. Grant
Johnson, l suppose" said the friend
who was hearing the news.
mo, sab; nothin' so common as that
for my boy. Aim goin' to name i'm
Mausoleum, Buffalo Express.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
nuccr Conduct of a Kcntuck
AbbreyiatinE n Nam,

ibid l hear you call that man Bill
,on?"
"You did"
But I've always understood his
name was Williamson"
1T is, but we are old friends and iiick-
hames always 60 with us."-Chicago
Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Picked I'm Pieces.

Reporter--It is said that you and
0'Haggarty were calm and collected
after the dynamite explosion at the
quarry.
Clancy-Well, it was like this: I was
calm an 0'Haggarty was collected.
Boston Traveller.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Our Language.

He Cat the door)-I think it's going
to rain.
She--Yes; 1t looks rs II we would
have bad night.
"Yes; it does. Goodnight"
Goodnight" Judge.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

The arrival of the first cattle in this
country is thus recorded in Gov.
Bradfords history of Plymouth coll
ony: by this ship also came three
heifers and bun, the first Of any
cattle Of that kind in ye land" This
WIS in 1924,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Shoe Factory Foreman lin thunder
tones)-What's the matter there? Did
you slit that leather wrong?
Operative (humbly)-N-o, / only nut
of my fingers N. y. Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

1t must be heavenly to be a baby and be
privileged to screw up your face and howl
whenever people you don't like speak to
you.-Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Boynton--" Harding tells me he Is suffer
ing from an operation" Sawyer-.."I hadn't
heard of it.. Surgical, of course?" Boyn-
ton-"No, this was financial operation.
Gibbons borrowed ten dollars from him yes
terday." -Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

II you want to be cured of cough use
Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Piso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lnngs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen. Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Subbubs-I hear the small farmers cut
orr way talking about their truck
patches; Wonder why they call them
patches?
Citiman-Why not! They're sewed on
you know.-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
Like an Employe.

When The night Waterman found a
strange man stealing funds from the vault
oil the bank his Indignation knew no bounds.
You've got your neryew exclaimed the
Waterman. "Anybody'd think you was EN-.
poyed here, actually Puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Some days fellow could easily waste
every bit Of his time listening to fool sto-
Washington Qa) Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

The New Reporter Again." Always"
said the astute city editor to the new re-
porter, always be on the lookout for any
llitle touch Of humor that may brighten up
our columns That evening the. new. re.
porter turned in story about burglary.
in butchers shop, which commenced;
Mr.. Hiram Cleayer, the well-known butch.
er, is losing flesh rapidly these days."-Bal'
timore American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Lots of men are all right. only they
stopped learning too long ago. Washington
Ua.) Democrat
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

II made one hole in five strokes" an.
nounced the new golfer, geefully. "rhe
ideal" exclaimed the other golfer, who was
even newer. u invariably make hole with
every stroke never can hit the ground in
the same place twice. Philadelphia Press
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

This curious lanfaage Of ours A man
that is down on his luck is said to be "up
against Indianapolis News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

You can make an honest man trouble, but
you cant make him as much trouble as you
can make thief -Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

A broad man isn't necessarily deep.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Avarice increases with the increasing pile
of gold.-Juvena.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Lots of men marry young because they
are not old enough to know better.-Chica'
20 Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Too much honey is sometimes Ms bad as
too much gall.-Chcago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Tale bearers are just as bad as tale
makers.-Sheridan.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are as
easy to use as soap. No muss or failures.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

The misfortunes Of to-day are the bless.
ings of tomorrow Y. Sun.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

BE not merely good; be good for some.
thng.-Thoreau
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04

Bronchitis Can he Cured
With Hoxsie's Group Cure, speedily. so cts.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1901-10-04
A Terrible Calamity.

Little Aaron crushing in)-Oh, Miss
Philenda, Miss Philendal Charles Henry
Pritchctt's team ran away just now
with the moving machine and threw
him in front of the knives and cut oily
bis head.
Miss Philenda Fortysmith terribly
hgitateO-Dear me, SUI! And men
ire so scarce around here, too!-Judge.
Queer Conduct of n Kentucky Tree.
There is very remarkable tree In
the suburban part of town. 1t is an old
locust tree, and in the dryest of weather
, continued shower of mist or vapor
ban be seen coming from its branches
a shower bath can be had beneath its
foliage at any hour, day or night.-Glas.
row (Ky.) Republican.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-10-24

Lawton, 0. T., Oct. z3.-E Not
witbstanding the report Of Tie
death OF James Wood which APP
peared in the Oklahoma State
Capital and the Kansas City Star,
Mr.. Woods is still living
In an interview with Dr. +. G.
Bower, his physician. it was stat.
ed at 3 p. m. today that though
his case had been apparently
hopeless for several days no
means have been neglected %
bring about a rally from the pro.
found toxaemia and convuisioas
that have been the leading char
acteristics OF his case and that
yesterday evening the pulse ana
respiration changed slightly for
the better. Daring the nigal and
today further favorable progress
has been ma &c and al This TINS
his condition is such as % wai-
rant much larger hope tor his ui-
innate recovery.