News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-10-16
FEMININE OBSERVER.
Genius, like murder. will "out.n

ABOUT HeI iOVerSi she only changes ner
heart.
Love does for nothing what many a
man wouldn't do if paid for it.
Despite our devotions to fat crowns,
some OF the leghorns will have high
ones.
Fair dealing oftentimes is made to
appear in the light of generosity.
Brighten leather chair seats by rub
bling them with well beaten eggs.
The man a woman talks about the
least is generally the one she cares for
most.
The cynic is so busy looking for ras-
cality that his eyes are sealed to the
good that survives.
There was never a business so good
that it would survice neglect.
The happiest women are those who
live in small world.
The only kind of world worth ac-
ceptance is the sort that protects.
Who wants to know celebrities
counts a season of discomfort.
Some men make a guess, think
they've thought, and then give it as
an opinion.
The business of fault-fnding would
finder could only be introduced to
himself.
Beauty is the first gift nature gives
to woman and the first she takes from
her.
Praise a man and he'll not call you
a liar.
A gossip is person who thinks too
little and talks too much.
The average man has poor foun-
dation when he stands on his own
dignity.
Nothing worries some people like
the absence of worry in others.
When a woman is really happy she
is really terribly in love or else entire
ly free from it.
How few friendships would be last.
ing if we knew what our best friends
say of us in our absence.
Few men are reasonable enough to
admit that they are ever unreason-
able.
The new pocketbooks, chatelaines
and purses are adorned with dull gold,
semi-precious stones or softlyhued ell
amel and antique silver.
robIoc ,,oy fO tnI IN
and wisdom enables him TO let go.
This is the time of the year when
men would like to have a law passed
prohibiting housekeeping.
Some men are so accustomed to
making fools of themselves that they
don't mind it.
A new idea is to lay the Quill on
the spring hat perfectly fiat, pointing
toward the back.
In the great game men lose their
heads, women their hearts,. the first
and only hurt temporarily.
An ounce of diplomacy is worth a
pound of blunder.
Between coincidence and consolida-
ton there flows the Ocean of Tears.
When a youth is under twenty he
delights in being called "old fellow;
when he is over forty he enjoys the
title my boy"
A woman seldom admits that her
shoes are tight; they are only a tride
snug.
1t is never safe to judge Of the
amount of money inside a womans
pocketbook by the amount Of silver
trimmings on the outside.
The weakest point in a mans nature
is to harm a woman by malice OF
speech.
Unlike man, the sky IS brightest
when it's bluest.
Maxims are the condensed cream oil
wisdom.
The woman who does not object to
stretching her conscience little now
and then soon gets it out of shape.
To clean gilded frames, wipe them
gently with a fine cotton cloth satur-
ated with sweet oil.
A mans tastes may be known by the
neckties he wears.
In order to retain her youth and
popularity all girl has to do is to ac-
quire fortune and remain single.
Novel hatpins have cherries or straw.
berries for heads.
The encyclopaedia has not yet been
written that contains all some small
boys think they know.
1t costs more to revenge an injury
than to bear it.
Nothing is sacred to a knave or a
fool.
Lies current coin is made Of plain
common sense.
The smaller a mans mind is the Long.
er it takes him to make it up.
Sometimes when woman begins tc
admire man she begins to prosecute
him.
Isn't it absured to expect bcv tc
tell the truth when a mother pl ;cedes
her inquiry by a promise to punish him
If he "did it,"
Every horse race is sure thing
but the trouble is man usually bets
the wrong way.
Nothing contributes more toward al