Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-12-21

hart Won TEN pick oop on his doorstep.
Et look lax ct might hat had father an
mother som tenn
What measure are YOU intending to
put through ~
"Faller vat know mae haze say Mester
Mcmillan and MeSter Nelliams var gOin
to fool tenn away gettin te long green yer
te State Normal school. Aye veil not do
Diet"
What will YOU do"
Bay yeminy, Aye will hat provision
pOot en- charter of Electric Railway com
pany to max company gef "A meal ticket
met every fav-cent fare. bet veil he
quite teng for pore mems who lecf Eek
hart to go to Cumberland or Nrostburg.
Et veil save expense of meal Diet can be
eaten IN rootD, an bae tem-saver.
THAT is an original idea too original
even to go through Did you pick that
up i'll Sweden and bring it over here -
EFT var none of yo business yer Aye
peck oop may pooblic ideas, bot ven efery
taller var lookin ont vor hemSelf cnstead
of tc pooblic Aye want may cnnings,
too"
Who is the best looking of the
Legislature elected last month?
"SOmtems Aye tenk Won fallcr eS. an
odder TENS odder faller. Aye know Won
faller vat vas reelected who Is gute-
lukin fallcr, bot haze Is not as gutr-lookin
aS haze tank haze cs. Som Won tai hem Diet
Il joospapper vat es called t. New JOrk
lo"rDW hat a picter of MeStcr Bryan Diet
bane yust as CUTE for hem as lookin-glass.
bet max hem vain is IA bantam turkey.
Bot haze cS CUTE faller.'
"Who has the best ideas of lcgsla-
tom
AYE tank Mestcr Lewis haze hat.
Haze know hull tcng cS big yoke Cd
dcrS know ct too, bot tCy tank TT cS not
fashionable To tall ct all Offer to all udd"r
falerS'
What reforms do you expect during
the approaching session.
Let mae see Won, two, thTcC-te
election law veil be frightened SO Diet only
German fallerS can vote; t. prohibition
party veil be made CUTE deal smaller so
ct will fit te place vat cs fixed oop for ct
on It. tcCkct, and te populiSt party can
naw be made mOoch nallcr unless some
faller enVcnt SOmtcnG Diet veil tax no.
thing and reduce ct to cts lowest terms"
Then you do not think this will be
such bad Legislature after all :"
mo; Ave tank legislator es all right,
bot t. mayority of t. members bane
wrong. TIE MAJORITY veil elect Mcster
German because tcy say Oddcr fallers
veil vote for hem, an, bay yeminy, Aye
baleef en- every man vOtin vat haze tank
hes people want.
Il notice that the MINING JOURNAL last
week spoke of Mr.. German as "the only
ace in the deck "-how is that;
Bay ycminy, fallcr vat know mae haze
say DIES var SOmtCngS on vat t. 1URNAL
say. Haze say ct remind hem of faller
vat say MeSter German var f. only
HaVemycr button en- t. democratic con
tributiOn box. Oddcr fallpr say DIES var
WrOng-hac hanc t. only anti-mCrit
poster ON te election law fence. Odder
fallcr haze say Mcster German bane te
only seed en t. Howard county poonkin.
Older funny fallcr hae say all wrong;
haze eS tie only protection flea ON te demo
cratic dog. (Aye laf lax hal ct des.)
Odder fallcl haze step III an haze say
Mestcr German eS te only Western Shore
frog en- te Eastern Shore pond. Odder
faller cnSiNt haze var right ven haze say
MeSter German var It. only can on te
only tail ov te only Wilson bill dog"
"Well, Philosopher, You seem to have
had IA lot of company lately. Now step
aside and let this other tired gentleman
call for his beer
Bay yeminy. cf haze banr gentleman
haze veil call for two