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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25

"Y'M srrr1N RIGHT HERE AS CALM AS CATNIr."
me-. however, Is how I'm gofn to act
arter l git there. You know how COM
nanv allus illustrates me. If three or
four of the neighbors come In, I'm al
most sure to fall off my cheer or knock
over sunthin. HOw's 1t goin to be wheh
I git.up there and meet hull pasture
full of angels? Therell be millions OF
'em, Samuel, and they'll all be lookin at
me and wonderin who am, and III be
80 upsot that Ill fall over my own
feet"
She paused to wipe the tears from
her eyes with the palm Of her hand'
hut as she had asked no direct ques'
tlons Mr.. Gallup finished the bug artl'
clio and turned to one on the care OF
clotheslines.
81 don't want to be looked at ana
p'ipted out and made fun of up there'
said Mrs. Gallup as she sat with her
owes on the carpet. "All night long last
night l couldn't sleep for thinkin that
some Of the angels would turn up their
noses at me and want to know what on
airth ] was doin there. You remember
| Sarah Jane Bixby, who died two years
ago? Sarah was snippy and sassy. II
she went to heaven, it would be Jest
her way to want to know why Ia come
Avin up there, with my rheumatic ana
hack aches. I'd have to sass her BACK,
and then what would happen! Angels
do sass each other sometimes don
they. Samuel"
If Mr.. Gallup had ever given the mat
ter thought, he was too busy TO o's
cuss IL The statement was right be
fore his eyes that 100000 miles o.
clothesline went to destruction ever!
wear for want of being hung up IN tn
wood shed when not in use, and ne wa
ref,ecting on the carelessness OF hu
mainly in general. ..
~ may cit up to heaven In the night
when all the angels are asleep. and s.
ri slip in oil, right hope that'u D.
the way, because it'll give me chanc
to kind O. git used to the place oefor
doylight. Do you think they have an
hreakfast up there? Mrs. Watkins say
thew don't, but l don't really see hoy
they git along without 1t. l know
should feel goneness all day withou
breakfast And ! want you to look
me. Samuel, and see If I'm the hun
blyest woman ever born. have rea
that when we die we are changed as
the twinklin of an eye. | hope It's 81
II it amt, then can't expect no goo
times up there. Them angels will [
pintin out my lop shoulder, my o'
feet and my wabbly knees and viii
perrin to each other that I'd better sta
down on airth among the caDpage
Nobody as knows me can call me obs'
nate or sot, but I'll be summed II
propose to die and become an angel
be made fun Of. You'll be on my sit
about that, won't your
MI. Gallup heaved long sigh al
seemed about to speak, but no wo
came. He had finished with the clothe
line and struck an article about T
reasoning powers Of the crow. and t
most direct question from Mrs. Gall
would have passed UNDECIDED. Il
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25

"a few months ago, food which aye ior
breakfast would not remain on my sg ,o u,
Your YOU Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and can now
eat my breakfast and other meals with m a
relish and my food is thoroughly digested
Nothing equals Kodol Dyspepsia Cure TOT
stomach troubles HIS. Pitts. AriMg!on n
Tex. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests "ha'
you eat. uuo l. cu,atte
Rickert l. Wells. Barre, Wilcox q GlneEWIe ~
Moretown, w. E. Poole, East baTre'l w.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25
The Double Letter.

The double letter Is scarcely OF use
in any language. Sometimes we are
purely inconsistent. Letter must nave
two is, literal one. The double letter
very seldom affects the pronunciation
Would It not be we'll to drop the
double letter altogether? 1t would
simplify spelling and save time too
Notes and Queries.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25

The bilious, tired, nervous man cannot
successfully compete with. his healthy
rival. DeWitts Little Early Rlsers the
famous pills for constipation Will remove
the cause of your troubles,
Riokert 4 Wells, Barre, Wilcox 4 Gillette,
Moretown, W. E. Poole. East Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25
NJ. uho,,v a Misfortune.

The Widow-Yes, IIenry's death Is a
great loss to me, but am thankful TOT
one thing-he died before he could get
his patent perfected.
Sympathizing Friend-pardon uie.
The Widow-You don't understand
Whv. in that case. you know. all the
money he has would have gone sooner
or later.-Boston Transcript.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25
Th. Exact Truth Exacted.

The Exact Truth Exacted.
CaI,er-You look like a good and
truthful girl. Tell me-is your MIS-
tress really out?
Uomestic-She is, maam.
Caller-Where?
Domestic-At the elbows, ma'am.-
Chicago Tribune.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-06-25

A Dress Bargain.
Wife-Oh, such bargain! reacheo
R,pp Drive & Co.'S ahead Of the crowd
this morning, and got enough stun Tor
a perfectly elegant dress for Sl.9o. -.
Husbaud-Hoopla! You're an anger
What will it cost to get 1t made up!
Wife-'rsout $3O.-New York Weekly
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18

don can Do restricted to the states. ex-
Guiding the territories. Those who con-
tend. as the other side does. that the
Constitution has no force or operation
In any territory until Congress puts il
there cannot escape from maintaining
that Congress has power at any time TO
take the constitution out OF the terri
tories. This may not even need the for
meiity OF enactment. as special SUBJ
sequent statute repugnant TO q prior
general statute obviously repeats the
latter (the Cherokee tobacco case. IL
Wall. Sl6). and therefore. according 20
the other side. Congress must have a
right tomorrow TO create an order OF
nobility In Oklahoma or to pass q bill
OF attainder In Arizona He said that
after Congress had by joint resolution
annexed the islands as part OF the
territory OF the United States II had
certainly ieeisiated enough to make
them cease to be foreign.
Mr.. Smith cited a treasury decision OF
April IL, 1900. holding that Porto Rico
was not q foreign country within the
meaning OF the drawback clause OF the
Dingley law. ana asked why Hawaii
should have been considered = foreign
country at that time.
The provision OF the annexation act
which continued m force the customs
regulations Of the republic was a clear
violation or the uniformity clause of
the Constitution. In casc the, islands
we're considered foreign. he said, any
tax collected there upon goods coming
from this country would be I'm effect an
export tax. The decision OF the SUI
preme Court OF Hawaii. 20 the effect
hat the Constitution or the United
States had been In force IN the islands
,ince August IL. 1898. was cited.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
RELIGIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES

Manila, january Misrepresentation
of the Central Catholica at a meeting
here spoke on the subject OF religion In
the schools. and urged the adoption OF
amendments providing for the employ
ment exclusively or principally OF ma
tive and Catholic teachers and for per
hitting religious teaching In the
schools. They argued that native teach
ers could achieve better results than
Americans and that the public schools
would be far more successful X the pre-
vailing religious customs were not dis
turbed.
The commission announced that IL
could not possibly adopt these amend
ments.
The commissioners are unanimous in
the belief that great majority OF the
Fihpinos desire religious teaching in
the schools. They hold that the purpose
OF the bill for public education will be
partially defeated unless the children OF
Catholics are permitted to attend the
public schools.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
ON TRIAL FOR THEIR LIVES.

New York. January 1.-THE trial Of
Walter l.. McAllister, Andrew Campbell
and william A. Death. three of the
four men accused OF the murder Of
Jennie Bosshieter. a mill girl Of Pater-
son. ~. J.. under circumstances revolt
ing In their utter lack OF humane con-
siderationS, commenced to-day before
Judge Dixon in the Passaic Coun "
Court OF Oyer and Termfner, George
nent, WAS not In court to-day. as ma
aad been granted q separate trial on
the ground that he was not present
when the fatal dose was administered
% the giri. The little courthouse was
surrounded by an excited crowd.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
ALLEGED coUNTEBFEITERs CAP.
TURED.

High Point. n. c.. January IA
band Of alleged counterfeiters was ar.
rested here this afternoon by Charles
K. Wright. of the u. S. secret service
assisted by u. S. Marshal Milliken aue
local officers. The names of those under
arrest are Ezekiel 6urley, James.
Spencer, VIII Rach, all white. VIII.
liam Matthews, colored, was arrested
also for passing spurious metal. They
will be carried to Greensboro tonight
for preliminary hearing before u. S
Commissioner TroSden.
The counterfeit money was made OF
babbitt metal, in denominations most
ly OF half dollars and nickels. Fht
larger part bore the date OF 1893 Fhero
were some dollars anr quarters. 1t was
a poor imitation. No counterfeit coin
were found On any of the prisoners Ono
OF the prisoners is scarcely IS years o.
age. All have q fair reputation and the
arrest was somewhat OF n surprise. Mr.
Wright was of the party that captured
the band of Italian counterfeiters IL
New York some time ago.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
FILIpIHoS SURRENDER.
RESISTANCE TO AMERICAN
ARMS SUBSIDING.
General McArthur's Proclamation
Having Effect in the Wilds
of The Philippines.

washington, Jan. 1S.-General Nc
Arthur reports the surrender OF Delgado,
commander in chief OF Ilono province.
Panay. He also -feports that other i'm
portant surrenders are expected durins
tho next few days
Delgado. commander In chief OF uoilo
province. Panay. surrendered January nth
to Robert p. Hughes (brigadier general
volunteers) with four officers, twenty-ono
men, fourteen rifles. his command much
scattered. Other surrenders expected
during the next few days; important;
signifies end organized armed resistance
Hobo province. Panay."
The expression organized armed re-
eistance" indicates that there was con-
siderable OF the unorganized marauding
stu In progress
Manila. January tl-Optimism Is taking
the place Of conservatism among the
military men here, the cause being the
numerous surrenders. captures and de-
.structton Of insurgents camps. coupled
with the increasing understanding, of the
americans intentions among the natives
fhe propagation of the principles Of thu
Federal party. ana the knowledge that
they are approved by the United States
Philippine Commission and the military
autnortties and that the carrying out OF
the terms OF General MacArthur's proc
tamation. CHASING all who do things in
tmical to the interests Of the army as
rebels and traitors. are having pointed eff
feet, with the Offering OF local autonomy
and protection and showing the certainty
or the punishment of those who remain
rebeilious. The cutting OF communications
and supplies has destroyed the remnants
OF the insurgents organization The In
habitants of the towns are disinclined 70
any longer contribute secretly to a hope
less cause. and 1t is generally believed
that the pacffcation of a sufficient mum.
Der OF provinces to inaugurate a general
scheme OF provincial government will be
accomplished before many more weeks
have elapsed. The most pronounced re-
sistance at present is In remote Southern
Luzcn, Northern Mindanao, Cebu and b.
hol. Ia
The first batch of thirty leading insur-
rectionists who have been ordered to be
deported to the island of Guam. sail on
the transport Rosecrans tomorrow.
General Wheaton reports that flfty-three
armed bolomen have surrendered at Ben
guet.
Sixteen OF Geronimo's band were cap
eured Sunday night and brought to Mon
fabian
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18

Warm and Interesting Fight In
Both Branches-The Governor
Salary Hncrcnsed.

Raleigh. NJ c.. January n.-fn both
Houses to-day the rules of 1899 were
adopted. with addition of several minor
committees In the Senate most OF the
buls introduced were private measures
relating to relief OF shcrirfs and sale Of
liquor. Mr.. Gudger introduced q bill to
provide for a national park. The Sem
sse passed bill to establish graded
schools at Rocky Mount. The bill TO
aiiow Incorporating OF companies with
over one million dollars went over on
objection. The bill to charter the
whitney Reduction Company. au-
thorizing capital OF one million dollars
and giving company the right 70 build
railroads. bridges and street car lines
passed the Senate after much ctscus-
sion.
In the House Mr. Mann prssented n
petition from citizens OF Currituck ask
Ing that dredging of oysters be permit
ted.
Only private bills were introduced In
the House,
The bill TO allow Rocky Mount to -
sue bonds for sewerage aud ..',sc,ric
lights was passed. eiec'rie
The special order
90 stoon ernor's salary from $4,000
W st'"-. Mr.. Graham presented n
p.hority report. holding that the Gov
ernors term began January LIST.
tnoush he is not sworn I'm until to-
morrow. and therefore the increase
could net apply TO Aycock. Mr. Hayes
LOOK the opposite ground, as did
Messrs. Sims, Rountree and Mclean.
Mr.. smith. OF Gates. thought the alter
nate Legislature should fix the Cover
nor's salary. but IL raised now the In
crease would not apply 10 Aycock. Mr..
Curtis, or Buncombe. also spoke against
the Dill. After n long debate the bill
passed by close shave. Ayes, IS; noes.
So.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
vANDERBILr.pRENcH NUrrIALs.
with Gorgeous LavishBess-osfy
Relstsses and Close Friends Pros

with Gorgeous LRvfssn ess-onfy
Rslstsses and Close Friends Pros
ents.
Newport, r. l., January N.-rhe
wedding OF Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt
probably the most wealthy OF the third
generation OF the Vanderbilt family
aud Miss Elsie French. a charming
Newport girl and former playmats oil
the bridegroom. the daughter OF Mrs
Frederick Orme French, took place at
aeon to-day. The ceremony in tha
labriski Memorial Church OF st. John
the Evangelist, once the centre oil
Viewpoints fashion, but now far re,
moved from the social whirl OF Bellevue
avenue. The church was decorated with
gorgeous lavishness The iuvitatlons
were limited to relatives and close
friends OF the couple.
Pink. green and white IN many
charming combinations, were the pre-.
vailing colors Ia the church. The center
aisle Was a lane OF begonias and as
paragus. Baskets OF delicate pink Cow.
ers depended from the standards.
AS the topea OF the "Lohensrfn"
march hreathed softly forth, Rev
George y Beattie, rector OF the church
aae Rev. G. Brinkiey Morgan. rector Of
cArist Church. at New Haven. entered
from the side door, foIitswed by the
SFtaesrSoni and b. brother. Reginald
v&sNpfD"-. the best man. The bridal
vcession started up the main aisle,
the ushers leading. followed by the -four
bridesmaids. Eight personal fr'~ =
the bridegroom acted g. usnsfs' "
The bridesr-.-sus We're Miss Pauline
FRENCH the brides niece: Miss Elsa
Hronson, Miss Isabel c. Stiifman, oi
New York who shortly will become the
bride CT Percy Avery Rockefeller: and
Miss Edith Gray. daughter OF Judge
Gray. OF Albany. The maid OF honor
was Miss Gladys Vanderbilt, sister OF
the bridegroom. Seine distance behind
walked the bride. leaning on this arm OF
her brother. Amos Tuck French. The
brides gown was OF rich ivory white
satin, the skirt having a train more
than three yards in length. ft4
At the altar Mr. Vanderbilt met his
bride. Together they stood before the
steps of the Shancel until DR.. Morgan
had finished reading the betrothal por.
ton OF the service. when they ascendec
into the shaacei and at the altar DR.
Beattie pronounced them husband and
wife. The Mendelssohn wedding march
was played as the wedding procession
moved down the aisle and out OF the
church. The ceremony occupied about
seven minutes.
The reception was given at 'Harboi
View the residence OF Mrs. French
After a wedding breakfast the coupz6
left on their honeymoon trip.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
ON TRIAL FOR THEIR LIVES.

New York, January 14.-The trial of
Walter l.. MoAllister, Andrew Campbell
and William A. Death. three OF the
four man
- 49, 80 --.--~- - the murder CT
Jennie Bosshieter, mill girl OF Pater-
son, N. J.. under circumstances revolt.
Ip6 Ia their utter lack OF humana Com
adefatforis; commenced itoiday before
fudge Dixon in the Passaic County
Court Of oyer and Terminer. George
&. Kerr, the fourth man under indict-
ment. was not in court to-day, as he
Pad been granted q separate trial or
the ground that he was not present
when the fatal dose was administered
to the girl. The little courthouse was
surrounded by an excited crowd.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
A GENIUS OF FINANCE.
Bought Typewriter spd Paid for II
Without Costing HIM a Cent.
New York TfmesO

Without Costing HIM a Cent.
New York Times)
do you see that young man over
there7' said a man on a cable car. indi.
eating young man reading a paper in
the seat opposite. Hes one of the great.
est financial genfuses in the country. II
little things are any indication of a mans
ability and character. He'll be a million
ARE before long. or I'm no judge OF peo-
ple,"
The young mans appearance did moi
seem to Indicate that there was anything
out OF the common about him. and his ad.
mirer's companion said so.
Well, III tell you how came to dis
cover his genius" said the man who ha6
spoken first. when I tell you what he
did 1 think you'll agree with me. He Sc
cured a typewriter without paying a cent
for it, and without doing a stroke OF wori
f"-- IL. and he did 1t in perfectly homes
and legitimate way, too. Ia TACT, he 40
tually made money on the transaction. ]
only discovered how he did 1t by accident
and I've been wondering at Che genius
and simplicity OF the scheme ever since
he was formerly employed IN the same
offiee with me aud we both had to do a
good deal of writing One day he came ur
to me and proposed that we should hifs !
typewriter tpgstheF.
~~--s- l . typewriter for 81 Z
---~H.n, he said. and II we split It be
tween us 1t will only cost US 90 cents ,
week each. We can do that all right be
cause We wouldn't be using It at the sam.
time. anyway. II you give me 81 now I'll
go up to the office of one of the type
writer companies and have them sens
down typewriter. I'll arrange the who'll
thing so as to save you any trouble ~
Il agreed to this, and the young MAJ
went on with the 81 Every month PAL.
him -. and we both used the typewrite
wish perfect satisfaction. About a weel
after the first payment I learned that m,
friends was not paying anything for tn,
typewriter. but was actually making
little on IT. HeSwa hiring ii out to a ma,
who only used it occasionally. and whom
he persuaded to pay him so cents a weeI
FOR the use OF 1t. thought that this wa
rather clever. but I didn't realize the full
measure of my friends ability until a yea
had expired. Then 1 learned from a ma.
who had called 20 collect payment o,
1t that he had agreed to buy the tyne
writer on the instailment plan. paying s
month for It. The man was calling 10
the last monthly payment on IL at tn
time, and the typewriter is now the prop
erty OF my friend. 1t took him a year I,
pay IL on at 50 a month. and he was re
ceiving so cents a week for 1t all the time
/ never took the trouble to figure 1t out
but 1 can see that he must have beer
making a little on 1t while he was nay
ing for it."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
TRAIN wREcKERs AT WORK.

Tampa. Fla. January H.-Train wreck
ers are believed to have caused the de-
railment OF West Coast Plant system
train a few miles south OF DunnelI. Fla.
late last night. causing t..e death OF En-
gineer Tom Roach. and the injuring of
several passengers. The names OF the
passengers have not been ascertained. a
rail had been removed. Five men suspect
ed of having been concerned in thu
wrecking OF the train have already been
arrested. and officers are on the trail Of
three Others. The Plant Line officials de-
cline to furnish any Information.
FLoATED AFTER LOSING HER
CARGO
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18

mouon TO adjourn ard finally. on mo,
een OF Mr.. Proctor the Senate. at s.u
eo'os<snso until noon tomorrow.
THE HOUSE.
Washington. January N.-The HOUSE
Today postponed District or Columbia
until next Monday md proceeded vritn
me River and Harbor bin. General de-
bate closed at 2 o'clock and the han was
reau under the five minute rule for
amendment. Good progress was made.
Many amendments were offered. but
without exception all of them failed.
MI. Grosvenor. OF Ohio. and Mr..
cisms OF Mr.. Cushman. OF washington.
on the discrimination in the appropria-
tons Tor work In the various States
Mr.. TONGUE said that Were Caesar
alive to-day he would not have divided
Call at all. as Mr.. Cushman had sur-
gested. lie would have left AZ IN the
orisinai package In Its pristine integri-
~ and have proclaimed to the world
that the gentleman from washinrt,n
was not only the ''rsal thing" hut the
whole thing
Mr.. Spa-Sman, OF Florida, and MT.
Meyers OF louisiana. also defended the
bill. after the reading had proceeded
Tor some time. Mr.. Cushman moved to
recommit the bill to the COMMITTEES. Mr..
Maddox. OF Georgia. made the point of
order that the motion was not then In
rider and the point was sustained. Il
Mr.. Cushman moved TO increase the
appropriation for Tacoma. Washington.
harbor from $50. 600 to 500 900. The mo-
ton was lost. The committee rose az
ter completing tifty-nine OF the ninety
seven pages or the bill. The District of
Columbia appropriation bill was re-
ported. 1t carries s7.747,5s4
At sos d. m the House Adjourned.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
OF A BACHELOR
(New york Prass \

tNeW IOfk PTeSS.t
The average man loses about half of
mis- religion every time he loses his UNI
brella. ~ - = -
IL an umbrella was made of only one
rib. like woman. you would never be
able to shut 1t up.
A woman never hears a new cute
baby-story that she doesn't tell st af-
terward on her own child.
1t always jars a man terribly when
be wakes mp after he has dreamed that
hts wife got married to another man.
Nowadays, IL a man only says he
wishes some one would teach him hoyg
to save money to a girl. she gets q
queer feeling where she thinks her
heart is.
A woman who WIN admit that hcr
husband is the only man who ever pro,
posed to her Is as rare as q man I1so
y1n eenfs.s th&< as aossA't kANW -
- IN Dl1nA
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-18
detection of submarine Boats,


Should the submarine boat take the
place In naval warfare. that some ma
lions expect, one of the chief precau-
lions taken by the worlds nayies will
be an immense increase in the num-
Der OF balloons, with duly trained
staffs to work them, carried by war
ressels. our own great battleships hav-
ing already adopted the precaution for
years now.
The balloons carried by these battle
ships are OF exactly the same material
and pattern as those in use in the
army. only smaller, They are mostly
made at Chatham, England, and they
have use far in advance of any mere
long-distance observational purpose,
FOR. though the wake of submarine
Boat sunk deeply in the water can
only be traced with difiiculty from
such an elevation as that afforded by
ship, both such wake and the boat
Itself can be seen with absolute and
ondeviating clearness from captive
balloon. This Is the result OF scien-
tific and optical law, and when ship
I balloons were first put to the practi-
al test in regard to this matter the re-
( ults attained were of the most sur
prisfng kind.
~ Even at the mouth Of the Thames
where the water is distinctly cloudy
(l,jects Of much smaller kind than
mbmarine boat. and painted OF neutra
color. could be seen from balloon
With the utmost clearness at dept
o. Aye fathems, or thirty feet, though
TIE surface was rough. No submarine
boat could In the daytime get within
striking distance Of = ship with bal