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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
BEST SPRING MEDICINE
The Palm Given to DR.. Greene's
Nervura.
That Grand Jury, the People, Have So
Decided.
Used by Hundreds Of Thousands In Spring
as a Blood Medicine.

DIR. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy is indeed 1.-The Worlds
Great Spring Medicine" 1t has come
to be recognized by almost everybody
as the best possible spring medicine
TO take, and hundreds of thousands
of our people use it during the try
ing spring months, to tone up anew
the relaxed nerves, and re-invigorate
and enrich the blood.
a spring medicine is a necessity if
one wishes to keep in perfect health
and vigor during the changes from
winter to summer This grand spring
DIR. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy, is exactly what the system
needs at this season. 1t not only
purifes, but makes rich, red blood; it
not only strengthens and invigorates
the nervous system. but re-energizes
and revitalizes the nerves by feeding
them with renewed nerve force and
power. 1t is lot only an aid to diges-
ton. but it creates a regular, natural
and healthy action of the bowels, liv-
er, kidneys, which in the spring are
always sluggish and inactive.
In fact, it is just what people need
to make themwell and keep them well
during these months, so threatening
tothehealth of all, and when it is con-
sidered that DIR. Grcene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy is made en-
tirely from pure, health-giving vege-
table remedies, and that people give
it more testimonials of cure h any
other remedy on earth, nc n can
doubt that it is the very best spring
remedy for everybody to use.
Mr.. Gustave Lelbach, of 337 First
ST., Jersey City. n. J.. says:-
"Iwas troubled with sick headaches,
and could not sleep or cou of the
pains in my head. I was suffering
night and day with dyspepsia, could
not eat anything, my stomach would
sour so. / had to starve myself to have
any ease. / had to give up work at
last, L was so nervous and miserable,
and 1 was falling away in flesh so that
INV friends hardly knew me. 1 tried
several remedies, but without avail.
AT last someone TGCOllIIGAdCo III
Greene's Nervura blood n EN-
edy. / tried one bottle and began to
improve. 1 started in to eat all right;
then 1 picked up my health; my head
aches disappeared, and my weakness
and sour stomach went away. L used
three bottles, andcould sleep all night
with ease; / used six bottles, and felt
like a new man. I can now do a hard
DAYS work without any trouble, and
am as happy as a bird in spring. was
so miserable, always suffering, always
In pain, but nowI am like a new man.
Use DIR. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy this spring, for it is h
discovery and prescription of a we'll
known physician. DIR. Greene, of IS
". 14th ST. New York City, who is
responsible for its beneficial action.
and who can be consulted free OF
charge, personally or by letter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
N DOLLAR PER PILL.
Miss Meta Hixon Says the Remedy
That Cured Her Would Be
Cheap at This Price.

Cincinnati, o., March 4, 1901 (Spe-
ciaD.-Miss Meta Hixon is Sergeant-at-
Arms of Camp No. 1, Patriotic Order of
America. Her home is at No. 1717
Hughes street, this city. She is a very
popular and influential lady. For three
years she has been i'll. Now she is well.
She says: 81 cannot praise Dodd's Kid
ney Pills too highly for what they have
done for me. / was troubled for three
years with weakness, and often had
dizzy spells, so that I dared not go out
alone. My head would ache continual
~ for four or five days at a time, until
life became simply a burden.
"All the medicine I took did me no
good, until my physician advised NE
to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. I secured
ache was leaving me. Ifelt encouraged
and kept on taking them and getting
stronger. The pains gradually dimin-
ished, until I had used four boxes, and
all trace of pain had gone. I am to-day
, strong and well woman, thanks to
Dodd's Kidney Pills. If the price was
one dollar per pill. instead of Soc a box,
they would be cheap compared with
other so-called medicines placed before
a suffering public" This is but a sam
pie of the letters received every day by
the hundred. They all tell the same
story of sickness and soreness, changed
into health and vigor by the use Of
Dodd's Kidney Pills. They never fail.
soc a box. six boxes for $2.5 0 Buy them
from your local druggist if you can. If
he can't supply you. send to the Dodds
Medicine Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
FOR ONE VARIETY OF FOWLS.

scratching pens, and the other halt
for a roosting room, mes boxes, feed
ing bins and coops, to be used in pre-
pairing for the shows. There is a
three foot raised hallway in front of
this room. At the back of this hall
way the coops q y are shown. Then
come the feeding bins a A Az. The
nest boxes (B B b are placed below
the floor of the hallway and rest on
the ground. The bottom of the nests
is made in the shape of drawers three
inches deep, and can be drawn out TO
gather the eggs by opening the door
(D) in the hallway. The rest of the
design is made plain in the drawing,
hence need not be explained.-J. T
French, in Poultry Keeper.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Excellent Ration for Ducks.

James Rankin, in Farm and Home.
gives this method of feeding ducks:
For breeding birds. old or young.
Turing the fall. feed three parts wheat
bran, one part crushed oat feed, one
part corn meal, five per cent. beef
scraps, five per cent. grit and all the
green food they will eat in the shape of
corn fodder. cut fine. clover or oat fod-
der. Feed this mixture twice a day. all
they will eat. For laying birds equal
parts of wheat bran and corn meal, 90
per cent. crushed oat feed. ten per cent.
boiled potatoes and turnips, 10 per cent.
clover rowen. green rye or refuse cab
bage, chopped fine; five per cent. grit
Feed twice a day all they will eat. with
a lunch of corn and oats at noon. Keep
grit and oyster shells constantly by
them. l never cook food for ducks
after they are a week old, but mix it
with cold water"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

"I am more thar satisfied with Peruna,
and find it to be an excellent remedy for
the grip and catarrh. | have used it in my
family, and they all join me in recommend
ing it as an excellent remedy."-George ID.
White.
Hon. J. P. Megrew, Superintendent US.
Capital Police Force, of Washington, ID. c.,
says:
Having suffered from the grip, / was ad-
vised by a friend to use our Peruna. also
used it for my catarrh, and I can now cheer
fully recommend your remedy to anyone
who is suffering from the grip and catarrh."
j. P. Megrew.
Miss Anna Russell, Past Worthy Coun-
selor, Loyal Mystic Legion, 263 Endicott
Building, st. Paul, MINI, writes:
"For years I lave unfortunately found
my system in a peculiarly receptive con-
dition for catarrh when | was exposed in
any way to inclement weather. At those
times I would be severely afflicted with la
grippe and its unpleasant consequences.
"Now for the past year and a half / have
used Peruna in such cases and have found
that it not only cures me quickly, but it
also cleanses my blood and renders me less
liable to catch cold. 1t is the finest pre-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Brown Found Perkins Beating His
Wife and Told Mrs. Brown
All About 1t.

ST called on Perkins last evening"" re-
marked Mr.. Brown.
Did you have a pleasant time?" inquired
Mrs. Brown.
Very. Perkins was beating his wife when
l came in"
"What?"
81 say Perkins was beating his wife, but of
course he stopped when l came in"
well, l should hope So"
Il begged him to go right on, but he said
some other time would do just as we'll"
You begged him to go on?"
"Why, yes. l didn't want to stop the fun,
you know"
"Oh, you brute!"
"Eh?"
do you mean to say you could have looked
calmly on while he beat his wife,"
Certainly. Why not?"
81 thought you had at least a spark of man
hood left. l suppose you will be beating me
next"
Yes, I think | could if you would play
cribbage with me-"
play cribbage2"
Eyes. That is what Perkins and his wife
were doing"
You horrid thing!"-San Francisco Ex-
aminer
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

T IKE A TERRIBLE CYCLONE grip
bacillus has passed over our country,
- from the Atlantic to the Pacific, leav-
ing behind it a dark. cloud of anguish and
despair.
Catarrh follows grip as effect follows
cause.
A multitude of catarrh victims will spring
up in the trail of the awful epidemic of grip
that has just passed over our fair country.
The hope to these people is Peruna.
Most people know this already.
Everyone who has had the least touch of
grip, should not fail to take a course of treat
ment with Peruna.
Peruna eradicates every vestige of the dis
ease and leaves the system in a normal con-
dition.
Hon. Joseph B. Crowley, Congressman
from Illinois, writes from the National Ho-
tel, Washington, d. c., as follows:
AFTER giving Peruna a fair trial 1 can
cheerfully recommend your remedy to any
one suffering with coughs, colds, la grippe
and all catarrhal complaints. ID. b.. Crow
ley.
Hon. George II. White, Congressman
from North Carolina, writes:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
shrinknge of Corn in Crfb.

Here is an item that farmers win
be interested in: A test at the Iowa
experimental station of the shrinkage
of corr in the crib developed the fol-
lowing facts: On October IS, 1898, y
Coo pounds of ear corn were husked
and stored in a crib constructed to
make the storage conditions normal.
In the first three months the loss was
$50 pounds, or nine per cent. For the
next three months the loss was 300
pounds, or five per cent; for the third
three months 22o pounds, or three
per cent, and for the last three
months 100 pounds, or 2.57 per
cent. The aggregate loss was L.
$50 pounds, or more than twenty per
cent.-Farmers' Home Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
HELP FOR WOMEN
WHO ARE ALWAYS TIRED

y 90 not feel very we'll, l am so
!lred all a time. l do not know what
Is the matter with me-"
o hear these words every dav. az
OFTEN as you meet your friends lust SO
or6en are these words repeated. More
than likely you speak the same signii-
can't words yourself. and no doubt YOU
90 feel far from well most of the time.
Mrs Ella Rice, of Chelsea, Wis.
Who's portrait we publish, writes that
h suffered for two years with bear
lng-down pains, headache. backache,
and had all kinds of miserable feelings,
an OF which was caused by falling and
Inflammation of the womb, and after
d~octoricg with physicians and numer-
Gus medicines she was entirely cured by
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

~ventive of colds that 1 know of and q very
superior tonic."-Anna Russell.
Miss Alice Dressler, 1913 North Bryant
avenue, Minneapolis, Mimi, writes:
Last spring / suffered from la grippe
and was partially cured, but the bad after
effects remained through the summer, and
somehow l did not get strong as l was be
fore. In the fall / caught a cold after get
ting my feet wet and attending a lecture In
a cold hall, and l suffered a relapse. An
unpleasant catarrh of the head and throat
followed, and as / was in a weak condition
physically previous to this, it took but lit
tie to break me down completely.
zone of my college friends who was Wis
iting me, asked me to try Peruna, and l did
so and found it all and more than / had ex-
pected. 1t not only cured me of the catarrh,
but restored me to perfect health, built up
the entire system, and brought a happy
feeling of b%uoyancy which / had not known
for years Miss Alice Dressler.
If you do not derive prompt and s~atisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
ancient and Modern Proverbs.

60 Union,
ne who knows not, and knows not that
ne SHOWS not, IS a fool; avoid him. He who
Knows not, and knows thar he Lnor-e w
Is simple; teach him. He who knows ao3
Knows not that he knows. is asleen. 49,
him- But he who knows and knows that he
SHOWS, IS a wise man; follow him."
the Arabian Proverbs, FROM
He who travels by the New Yort c.,-
trail knows that he rides over smooth c on5
level tracks, in luxurious trains. at great
speed, through the most delightful country
I'D at a cost of but two cents per mile, This
man Is OF sound Judgment. Follow his ex-
anapie, and you Will be happy."-An Ameri-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
An Easy Winner,

A minister was one day walking along q
road, and to his astonishment he saw a
crowd of boys sitting in front of a ring with
q small dog in the center. When he came up
to them he put the following question:
"What are you doing to the dog?" One
little boy said: Whoever tells the biggest
lie wins it." "Oh," said the minister. 81
am surprised at you little boys, for when I
was like you I never told lies" There was
silence for awhile, until one of the boys
shouted: Hand him up the dog."-Lon-
don Labor Leader
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO,

Frank j; Cheney makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. j. Cheney
6 Co., doing business in the city of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of One Hundred Dol
lars for each and every case of catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. D..
1856. A. W. GLEASON,
[Seal1 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Another Proof WHAT 1t Pays.

What pays? Why, advertising in this
paper. A letter from the makers of Cas-
carets calls attention to the fact that within
five years the sales have grown from moth
ing to six million boxes last year. This goes
to show if you nave an article of real merit
like Cascarets, advertise it properly and
literally and let all the people know about
it, it is sure to bring big results. Readers
Who nave never tried this famous remedy
are urged to try it, because in this busy,
every day life of ours, we all need something
nov and then to help nature and there is
no better medicine in the world than Cas-
carets to stimulate the liver and bowels gen.
tly and naturally into healthy action.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
If you are troubled with pains,
fainting spells, depression of spirits,
reluctance to go anywhere, headache,
backache, and always tired, please re-
member that there is an absolute
remedy which will relieve you of your
suffering as it did Mrs. Rice. Proof
is monumental that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the
greatest medicine for suffering
No other medicine has made the cures
hat it has, and no other woman has
helped SO many women by direct advice
as has Mrs. Pinkham; her experience
is greater than that of any living per-
son. If you are sick. write and get
her advice her address is Lynn, Mass
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
There Is a Class of People

Who are injured by the use Of coffee. Re
Gently there has been placed in all the gro
Gerry stores a new preparation caller
GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that take
the place of coffee. The most delicate stom
ach receives it without distress, and but few
can tell it from coffee. 1t does not cost ovel
! as much. Children may drink it will
great benefit. Is cts. and 25 cts. per pack
age. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
HOUSE FOR TOWN LOT.
Handy Little Building for Those Who
Wish to Keep But a Single
Variety of Fowls.

The accompanying design is for {
person with little room who wishes
to keep but one variety of fowls.
The size of the building is ten by
twelve feet, divided in the center,
making two rooms six by ten feet.
and it is large enough to accommo-
date ten or twelve fowls. One half
of the building is to be used fol
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
1t Laid the Ghost,

During a confirmation tour in the diocese
of Peterborough. the late bishop of London
put up one evening at an old manor house,
and slept in a room supposed to be
haunted. Next morning at breakfast the
bishop was asked whether he had seen the
ghost. yes" he replied with great So
lemnity, "but l have laid the spirit; it will
never trouble you again" Being further
questioned upon the subject, the bishop
said: The ghost Immediately vanished
when l asked for a subscription toward the
restoration of Peterborough cathedral."-
Argonaut.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Low Rate Winter Tours to the
Suunw Sonfh.

The Mobile & Ohio viii run Special Low
Rate Excursions, good until June the first,
permitting invalids and others to stop at
frst-class hotels enroute at very nominal
Georgia, Florida, Cuba, Central and South
America. Low Rate Homeseeker's list and
Bird Tuesday of each month. One Way Set
tiers same days at Very Low Rates. Any
ticket agent or j. T. Poe, G. T: NJ, Mobile,
NJ. H. Bohreer, d. p. A, 35l Marquette
Bldg, Chicago, H., 7 West Fort Street, De-
troit, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
The Very Latest.

CuStomer-Here's a piece of goods that
should make nice trousers. but the strines
cont appear to be straight. THEY'RE
Tailor-Yes, they curve outward
1lce- That cloth is designed especially for
Do"legged gents.-Philadelphia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Try Grain-o: Try Gra1n-oY

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack
age of GRAIN-O, the new food drink shat
takes the place of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult.
All who try it, like it. GRAIN-O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. ! the
price of coffee. l5c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold by all grocers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
How If waS noue

Freshleigh-Pray, how did you become os-
sifed?
Ossifed MANN my youth | was nice and
soft like you; when | grew up and realized
what a cruel world this is, l became hard
ened.-Ohio State journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Out of His Line.-"Ah, Littletonl The
very man for the emergency. have a grave
problem to submit to you" "a grave prob
lem to me? Why, I'm no undertaken
Boston Courier.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

There's a lesson in that would-be west
ern epicure who died after eating six pigs
feet" What is it?" THAT four feet are
enough for any pig.'-Philadelphia Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
CIfnginC Gowns.

Mrs. Church-Did you say your husband
liked these c~linging gowns?
Mrs. Gotham-Yes; he likes one to cling
to me about four seasons.-Yonkers States
man.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

She-What did papa say when you asked
him, BERTHE?
Bertie-He said: "This is so suddeni"-
Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Plenty of Time.

He-And now, darling, when do you think
we would better announce our engagement?
She-Oh, there is no hurry, dear. Any
time within the next "a hours.-Harper's
Razar
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Jack-"Did Miss Withers make him wait
for an answer?' Arthur-"Yes; it was Is
minutes before they could bring her to-
Town Tonnes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Drugs nave their uses, but don't store
them in your stomach. Beeman's Pepsin
Gum aids the natural forces to perform
their functions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

The great public schools of the large cities
use Carriers Ink exclusively. 1t is the best
and costs no more than the poorest. Get it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
Bile medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb. IL, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not spot,
streak or give your goods an u~nevenly dyed
appearance. Sod by all druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refundmoneyi fitfa to cure. Csc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
There Is No Death

from Group, Pneumonia and Diphtheria, if
Hoxsie's Group Cure is used promptly. No
opium to stupefy the brain. No ipecac to
nauseate the stomach. Sold by druggists.
SO cents. A. P. Hoxsie, mfr, Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

The best safe for a mans money is a pru-
dent wife.-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

An old bachelor says that marriage is a
synonym for trouble.-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
AN EVENING CALL

The thinner the wine of wisdom the fast
er it will run out.-Ram's Horn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Any fool can run the universe; the wise
man is he who can run his own house.
Rams Horn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Men do not begin to save money until
they nave married, and women do not begin
till they have given up all hope of marry
ing.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Very Little Raw Material,

Some men who live by their wits nave to
get along on very small capital.-Chicago
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07
Passed the Age Limit.

Miss Oldgirle-Oh, did you say l was q
croquette or a coquetteE
Mr.. Sourdrop-A croquette.
"Wha a strange mistakel Whatever
made you say 'croquette%"
Because they don't make croquettes out
of spring chickens. "-Baltimor American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-03-07

Lots of people who are waiting for an
opportunity" observed Irving Tonne, the
philosopher, would have to nave an intro
duction to one if it should come to them."-
Indianapolis News.