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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
HOW TO MAINTAIN A REPUrAr1o,

HOW TO MAINTAIN A REPUTATION.
It is often easier to obtain a good
reputation than it is to maintain it. and
to get rid Of a bad reputation is
much more difficult task than to get 1t.
These facts which no one Will deny are
born of the universal disposition to be-
lteve evil reports and discount the good
ones. Yet in nearly. every case where a
good reputation has been lost the catas-
trophe can be traced to some word or
deed Of the owner OF the reputation.
AS every man is liable to stumble Into
a reputation there Should be a school
established, wherein is taught the SCI
ence or art as the case may be, of main,
tanning a good reputation when once in
hand. Then once a hero always a hero
would be the rule. instead of once a
hero thereafter chump, as seems to
be the rule now.
Nine-tenths Of the American people
believe Gen. Funston a hero and they
are as near the truth as 1t is necessary
to get. But how long will he remain a
hero in the eyes OF his present Worship
ers: Gen. Funston is unfortunate in
becoming a popular hero ait the age of
thirty fve--he has too many years in
which to make blunders and spoil it all
They need not be serious blunders. but
the American hero worshipers will not
brook single flaw in the heroic arnor
Of their idols. They demand perfection.
Dewey came as near an ideal hero as
it was thought possible. His acts were
dramatic; they We're performed on the
other side Of the earth: he kept the
public waiting for mere than a year be-
| fore he let them look upon his face: he
was an old man and it was believed he
had learned discretion both In act and
| speech by a life of experience. But in
an evil moment he fell in love and took
| the public into his confidence. Tho
| world loves a lover, but 1t demands that
he be young. A hero tied to woman's
apron string is sight that the Ameri-
can people cannot and will not abide.
Dewey fell from his pedestal and as he
Law prone whined about the ingratitude
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

president had expanded The original
senate shared the executive power of the
president in many respects. but the
tendency now is when the majority is in
accord with the White house to make
the senate mere registering body for
the presidents decree. The president
ostentatiously defers to congress, says
he has no policy until congress has de-
clared it's wishes with regard to the
philippines. but all the while he is show
ing out patronage to quiet the senators
and bring them into line with his wishes.
Closure in the senate would immensely
increase this tendency. 1t would destroy
the senate as the popular body
In these days when the DEGREES of the
dominant clique in administration circles
are registered as unfailingly and al
most as promptly as those of the car
himself. and with a. constitutionally un-
reasoning and radical official presiding
over the senate'ss deliberations, the warn
ing given expression to by Mr.. Towne
against any radical change in prevailing
methods in the senate ought to be taken
seriously to heart by every intelligent
American, without regard to politics.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

: Some seem to think that the prodtgaI
on his return not only claimed the fatted
calf but also demanded mortgage on
the old farm. II the prQdi-sY .yill only
walk in, shed his coat and swing the
hoe with a will, it viii. be the best thing
for everybody concerned to drop this talk
about the fatted calf and do likewise.
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TAKE HIM NOT TOO SERIOUSLY.


The most recent remarks of Emperor
William will no doubt call forth a deal
OF comment from the American press
concerning the absurd views which that
head of the state toward it's people.
Taken in conjunction with his sentiments
given expression TO some weeks ago re-
garding the general accountability Of the
German people for the attack made upon
him by an epileptic, the cmperor's most
recent pronouncement is almost certain
to revive the criticisms of him which
were so prevalent some time ago, and
which found catching expression in
certain topical song.
All such utterances are no doubt quite
extravagant and out of tune with the
modern conception Of what is demanded
in the way of personal loyalty on the
part Of the people toward their ruler;
but it will be well not to take them too
seriously Notwithstanding these period
ical outbursts Of the German emperor, he
is far from being a legitimate object OF
ridicule. He has shown himself to be a
great and farsighted man, possessing
personal peculiarities of the most pro-
nounced character, who has done and is
daily doing work for the strengthening
Of his empire and the prosperity of his
people in all forms of world activity such
as has aroused the admiration of other
nations ,a; r,
Emperor William Is entitled to indulge
himself in his Views. as to the majesty
of his position and person. They have
reference only to himself and his peo-
pie. If they areI acceptable to his sub
jects he need have little care how the
world views them Americans can of
course afford to laugh at the notion Of
the divine origin Of imperial powers and
functions. The notion is no doubt some
what archaic, as we look at such things
But in Emperor Williams case it is
accompanied ny SuDSldnIld1 WOTk~ on De-
half Of his people which shows that his
sense Of responsibility is quite as pro-
nounced as are his views Of the sacred
ness of his own person as the ruler Of
the German empire.
Behind all this apparent royal bluster
there is a mind greatly active IN direc-
tions which represent no mere laughing
matter. for the. rulers and peoples Of
other nations. The young man is tre-
mendously. popular among his own peo-
pie. His rule is on the whole looked
upon, by them as benefcent one, and
as productive Of great national blessings
It will not be in accord with his reputa-
ton if after the little diversion thus
created the young emperor has pass
ed away there is not revealed some piece
Of statecraft designed and accomplished
for the increased greatness of and hap
piness of the German race, such as have
been effective in the past few years In
arousing the thoughtful concern Of the
statesmen Of Europe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

What is diplomatic language?" AS the
Times devoted half a column to the ques-
ton and failed to answer it, further than
to give the information that Talleyrand
would have laughed consumed1y at some
thing that we are supposed was intended
for diplomatic language, we in our ig-
norance give that up also. However, we
would like to know what it is to laugh
consumedly."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Tolstofs letter to the car in behalf
of the Doukobhors reveals a system of
religious persecution as tyrannous and
brutal as any that was ever begotter of
olgotry and oppression in the darkest
days OF the middle ages. It is hard to
believe that such conditions still exist
outside OF Turkey. In fact it is quite
probable that even Turkey would treat
the DouAobhors a great. deal moro hu-
namely than Russia is doing.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Russia has evidently heard of the
american doctrine that we never maui
down the flag. But, like the man who
never apologies. we are careful where
we put 1t" says the Dispatch How about
China? And didn't it also at one time
hoat In the City of Mexico, and several
other places where 1t is not floating to-
day?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

There is no doubt that the FfIipinos al
most unanimously desire independence.
but there is probably no use in talking
ABOUT that' There can, however, be no
question but what every educated, inteui-
gent Filipino has the same right to
voice In the government that rules over
MIN as any citizen of Minnesota enjoys
AS long as they are, deprived OF that
right, the Philippine question will be a
very live and burning issue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The general sentiment among Democrats
is to let bygones be bygones and como
together on the common and generally
accepted principles Of Democracy. Any
one who aspires to be q leader OF the
party had better keep this fact In mind.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Dr. Louis Leroy. of Tennessee, state
oacteriologist, insists that dogs carry and
spread the smallpox contagion. The doc
tor cites an instance where fifteen deaths
were caused by smallpox spread in this
manner
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31


Some Of the administration organs are
getting alarmed at the course Hawaiian
politics are pursuing. Possibly it was a
mistake to admit Hawaii into the Union
1t might have been better merely to es-
tablish protectorate over Hawaii with
control over It's foreign relations and
free trade with the United States. we
might have established similar relations
With the Philippines without ever firing
shot at a Filipino, and thus we would
have secured all the trade of the Islands
without its costing US a cent. AS we
would have thus secured everything that
we can ever hope to secure, those S5co,-
100000 spent in conquering the islands are
wore than thrown away, and all the
bloodshed Of the war Is no better than
wanton murder
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

A school ma'am, aged thirty-eight, at
Allegheny, Pa, married one of her
pupils. boy of seventeen. The school
board made her resign, on what grounds
is not stated, but it was evidently on a
charge of kidnapping
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

A member Of the Canadian parliament
says that we are bulldozers, that the
United States is unfriendIy to Canada,
but that England could bring us to time
inside of five minutes. Well, She has
tried it before, and it didn't work just
that way But we don't care to fight.
Our trade balance shows that we lew
an annual tribute of several hundre /
million dollars on England, and as long
as we can euchre her out of the coin
of the realm by commerce we don't care
to run up big war debt trying to whip
her.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Col. Heistand, the officer who organized
the Philippine hemp trust, and induced
half of the high officials OF the war de-
partment to join him in his double
scheme of footing the Philippines and
bleeding the American consumers, is now
to be made scapegeat of, in order to
shield the men Of high standing who as
ISOLATED with him in his dealings. OF
course, with the high moral tone that
pervades our Republican administration
there is no possibility of getting the
whole Of them punished On the con-
trary, 1t is even reported that the presi.
dent is interested in Col. Heistand and
VIII help him to escape punishment.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The disinterested work OF Father Phil
lips in averting the Pennsylvania coal
miners strike is eliciting a great deal OF
appreciative comment, and certainly
deserves it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Nine years ago today was notable for
the large number of tornadoes that oc-
CURED in Nebraska, Kansas and Texas.
No less than eight were reported in those
states in which lives were lost, while
number occurred where property alone
was destroyed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Administration papers are beginning to
advocate the free admission of Chinese
into the United States. 1t will be wei Tor
labor organizations to keep their eyes
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The Methodist book committee at its
recent annual meeting declared q divi-
dend Of $4,000, which is to be distributed
to needy and superannuated preachers,
and other pensioners OF the church.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

spots, but he does not have to. The ma
chine was it, is it, and will continue to he
it after the same old style.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
Fairy Stories.

Philadelphia Times.
Pop, tell me fairy story"
II don't know any fairy stories"
'Oh yes, you do. I heard Nom tell
Granmom you were beginning to tell hoo
fairy stories about being kept dowE
town nights on business
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Since the recent smallpox scare in Gias-
gov, Scotland, 24e,Ooo Of the 100000 inhabi-
tants have been vaccinated.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

it is usually necessary to do considerable
forgetting.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

such attacks on Cleveland, who has no
paper Of his own to get back at him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Democrats will do well, after having
buried their differences. not to camp
in the graveyard.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31
SUNDAY GLOBE CHANCES.

Today is Palm Sunday, which commem-
crates the entry OF Christ into Jerus-
alepa, Sunday, April 2, A. D. 80 1t is
observed by the Latin, Greek. Anglican,
Scandinavian and Lutheran churches,
Next Sunday is Easter
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The Republican machine is lighting the
primary election bill. and will probably
kill it. The leopard cannot change his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

During the last congress three senator's
ana sixteen representatives died ana
three went insane and are now confined
in asylums
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The rewards in military and naval sarv.
ice are pretty well one sided t,unston
VIII be made a brfgadier general in the
regular army-a life job at $4,000 or Sc. 900
a year. While the men associated with
him. VINO probably had much to do In
planning, and who met with the same
RISKS that scores of scouts encountered
IN Indian service during our many wars
VIII drop out without recognition.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

A Dill IS before the Pennsylvania Ieeis.
lature to carry into effect the foIIoIyinz
resolution presented by the State SAB
path association: Resolved, That we do
hereby petition our state legislature to
enact a law, with sufficient penalty to
make 1t effective, prohibiting excursions
whether by boat, trolley or railroad
whether for worldly pleasure. profit. or
under gulse of patriotism, within the
bounds of Pennsylvania on the Tord's
day, commonly called Sunday; said en-
actment to carefully provide and require
that the proper officials shall promptly
execute the law and administer the pen
atty without prosecution by the private
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

A writer In an Eastern paper finds
many striking similarities between En-
peror William and Vice President Roose.
welt. Both arc highly religious and in
tensely egotistio Both believe in the
strenuous life. which Christ did not be-
lleve In. Many OF the worlds earnest
Christian thinkers believed in the i'm
mortality OF all animal life. and our two
heroes believe In sending souls back to
their maker. as. evidenced by their war
like spirit and love OF hunting and kill
ing wild animals.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The orthodox religious papers are not
ing the spread of Mormonism. The New
York Presbyterian in its last Issue, says
that the Mormons, In 1900, made, gain
in membership considerably larger than
that Of the Presbyterians and Methedists
combined. This is startling and sug-
gestive fact. 1t shows shrewd Gun.
ming and persistent propa gandism, which
should be circumvented in all jHstifying
ways by Christian workers Mormon
emissaries go among the unwary and the
ignorant, and get hold OF those who are
most easily duped and persuaded The
jmpostors should be exposed wherever
they appear upon the scene, and the
community cautioned against their evil
influences"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

feel that the greatest achievement or
the age is the salvation of an immortal
soul we would get as much excitement as
a rev brokers' struggling in pit over
few dollars"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The spring boomer is at work UP in
West Superior. He begins by sending
out newspaper reports concerning the
coming Of six new railroads to that city.
An atom of truth, and the Foundations
laid
For ali sorts Of statements. rashlu made
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Today March 81, Is the Anniversary OF
the birth. in 1872, of Franz Joseph Havdn.
one OF the worlds sweest musical
composers; OF John p. Hale In 1su6
distinguished American statesman; OF
Robert w Pursen, In 1911, a famous Ger
man chemist; Of William M. Hunt, in
1924, an eminent American artist
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

Rev. Frank De witt Talmage, son OF
T. De Witt. breaches In Chicago. The
other night ne attended a revival. whers
excitement cut q large figure, ana IN
speaking OF It said: witch service 10
the more absurd-this gymnastic mani
festation OF q lot OF evangelical nsh-.
.mongers or the stolidity and frigidity OF
the members OF some orthodox church?
We have heard Just as much noise on the
produce exchange as here. Certainly II we
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-03-31

The Minneapolis congressman has been
to Cuba and declares that the Cuban
people ARE now nc more fit for self
government than en- the day WeyIer
went cut" And yet three years ago Mr..
Fletcher voted for solemnly considered
resolution declaring that these same
Cuban people had the God-given right to
govern themselves and ought to have the
privilege Of enjoying that right in their
way. The trouble with the average con-
gresham is that he is too ready with
his opinion ard his vote
Arbor day is approaching and IT'S time
that those interested were making their
arrangements to plant a tree.
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This is the last Gay of March. The
month which ends today is much like
many men. If little cloud of CONTRA
d1ction crosses their sky they change
their mood at once, buster and threat.
ca Or go about their daily duties of the
farm weeping and waillng and crashing
their teeth, making everybody uneorn-
Portable about them. A little sunshine
however. and they beam as gracinusly
as the sun, and are IN a hurry to COM
nence sowing oats and grass seed. He
is well balanced man who, through
sunshine and cloudy weather, maintains
the even temper Of his mind His PRES
ence is above the seasons.
The vice president will attend the Ger,
man Reformed Grace church in Wash.
ington, of which Rev DR.. I. Chick is
pastor. The German ambassador is
member Of the congregation 81 wish it
particularly known" exclaimed Vice
President Roosevelt, that this church
is the one which my family and I will
attend during our residence in Washing
ton. It was selected by 3eason of the
fact that there Is no Dutch Reformed
church in Washington. Had there been
I should have gone there and for the
future would have identified myself with
it, for 1t is to that denomination 1 be-
long and in tl-At faith l have been
reared"
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-02-08

Medical science grows apace with civilixa-
ton and among the leading remedies, one
that combines all the results of scientific
study up to the present time and is put mp in
convenient and economical form, easy to
take, easy to carry, is the famous Cascarets.
Five years ago marked the time of the sale
of the first box. Last year the sale reached
the enormous total of over six million boxes.
In this hustling, every day, busy life Of ours
people need Just this KIND of medicine to
stimulate their bowels and keep them reg
ular. Cascarets act on the liver just enough
to help nature without causing that awful
sick, weakening feeling that usually follows
the taking of Calomei and violent purges.
Readers who have never tested the merits
of Cascarets should give them good trial.
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Our Coming Rulers.

These boys" said the school trus-
tee, who was called on to speak to
the scholars, may live to be our
presidents. And then realizing that
it would never do to slight the girls,
he turned to the other side CT the
room and said, with some embarrass-
ment: "And these girls-let me sec
these girls may live to be our coos"
-Yonkers Statesman.
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Psychological.

do you believe in the power of mind
over matter?" asked the mystical man.
NO." answered the practical friend.
81 believe in the power of matter over
mind. 1 have known a dull, insensate
tack hammer, by one swift rap on the
thumb, to make a man say things that
he had not thought of for years.
Washington Star.
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There is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For great many
years doctors pronounced it a local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con.
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J..
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure on the market It Is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case it
fails to cure. Send for circulars and test.
monials. Address F. j. Cheney & Co., To-
ledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Unsympathetic.

Mr.. Boerum Place Suffering from
NAL de mer)-If you have never Leen
seasick you cannot understand why it
is that seasick person does not care
whether he lives or dies!
Mr.. Columbia Heights-Oh, yes, I
can. I have gone abroad with people
who were so seasick that I didn't
care much whether they lived or died.
Brooklyn Eagle.
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Demurrer Entered.

my NIECE" said the doctor, 'has
Joined an organization they call the
the-strange can't think of the name.
l had it at my tongues end moment
ago-O, yes, 1 remember it now. They
call it the Thimble club
Then you didn't have it at, your
tongues end" objected the professor
"You had it at your fingers end."-
Chicago Tribune.
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Il common expression, but few realize it,
actual power. Great as is the influence of
the press, it cannot begin to equal the pow
er of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters over dis
ease. The Bitters strengthens the stomach,
purifies the blood, and cures dyspepsia, in
the nerves, stimulate inactive kidneys, and
as an appetizer, it is unequalled. If yop
want to get well and keep well, use Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters.
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yia1zki{ |lzsa5s$
Her idea Of IL.

II don't see how anyone can lose
money in speculation" she remarked.
thoughtfully.
do. you consider il SO simpler" he
asked.
"Why, certainly. As understand it.
allyou have to do is to buy when things
are going up and sell when they are
coming down."
"But how are you going to know
which way they are going?" he in.
quired.
"Why-why, I never thought OF
that" she answered. 1T does make
a difference, doesn't it?"-Chicago
Post.
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He Was.

"Your husband seems to be making
a large and unique collection of
books" remarked the caller, looking
with interest at the costly array of
rare volumes on the library shelves.
Eyes," replied Mrs. Gaswell, with
well-bred indifference. 81 believe he
becomes more bibulous every day he
lives"-Chicago Tribune.