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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
New Kind of a LOAD

cleveland Plain Dealer.)
lnanclai terms are often a puzzle 10
the unlniUated, but every once in awhile
some noted nnancier meets Waterloo
IN his own field at the hands of lay
man Ihls Is what happened to one of
them in New York recentlv William Z
Rogers, cashier of the Nassau bank. AMI
one OF the best known men in banking
of a customer who came to the bank and
said he had just declined to make a
hatnleen MaVorneen loan says the
New YORK Times In his long expert
ence III banking, Mt. Rogers had heard
or many varieties of loans, but never one
% this genus So he asked what kin ]
or 2 loan Kathleen Mavourneen" loan
was.
one OF The sort that may be for years
and may be forever -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
The Chandler-Fvans Rattle
lW aShingtOn ! Star

washington Starr
My soul with discomfort vou fiji"
Said Fighting Bob to Fighting Bill.
Said Fighting Bill to Fighting Bob.
My book was aimed at you to kill
Said Fighting Bob TO Fighting Bill
Ny interviews shah make YOU sob '
Said Fighting Bill TO Fighting Bob.
You are an insect. Now be still.
Said Fighting Bob TO Fighting Bill
You are a cruStacean, nicknamed
lob.
Said Fighting Bill to Fighting Bob.
Our publishers admire our skill
Said Fighting Bob To Fighting Bill.
And sell our sayings to the mob. ="
said Fighting Bill 70 Fighting Bob.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
TN-CURYEs.

An exchange publishes an article on the
latest colors In stockings Great heavens.
Maud, Do the contents Of stockings ac-
tually change color?
The innocent people Of Denver have
been taken in so often that they no longe-
believe their own eyes without docu-
mentary evidence One of the papers
over tEere mas raised a question as to
hueLneE a new buffalo in the zoo is the
genuine article or a base imitation. AMI
threatens TO prosecute anyone caught
making or passing bogus buffaloes. 10
the tull extent of The law
A Chicago doctor is paying SO apiece
ia advance for the bodies of people who
are about 90 die and viii use them in
iilusJra ting an operation tt may be safe
enough 70 do that IN Chicago where peO-
are people who would spend the money
and then tlagrantly refuse 70 expire
within the specified time
Henry n. FIagler has secured a divorce
from MS insane wife ana Is now free 10
marry again. As he is i-milliOnsire
and y years of age he Will be rated n 1
In the matrimonial market
Hon. Patrick Grove should remove from
Parts Unknown TO Tampa, Fla, where
his talents would be appreciated
After al. there is not much difference
between stealing "a boy TO get his parents
money and stealing strike leaders to get
their comrades labor
What has become Of the kissing bug p
asks an esteemed contemporary He
found too much competition in his line
ana nad 70 90 out OF business
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
SOCIETY.

Captain and Mrs. Briant s. Wells
leave san Francisco this morning and
viii arrive in Salt Lake City tomorrow
evening. They viii be the guests OF
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Jennings.
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Miss PECAN and Miss Inman Of
Omaha are visiting the Misses Deru
for few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Sadler, BIr. and
Mrs. A. Z. Walker. Mr.. and Mrs. Al
bert Allen, Mr.. Ernest Sadler and Mr.
James Sadler leave Saturday night foI
the Yellowstone.
Mrs. Herbert /. Younger. VINO has
been visiting for sOL time with Mrs
Burns Macdonald, rs Saturday
morning for California.
Miss Pope of Denver win arrive early
in September to spend the autumn
with Mr.. and Mrs. O. J. Salisbury.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. r. Folsom leave this
morning for San Francisco.
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Miss Sherman, Miss Laura Sherman,
Miss Hanauer and Miss Ida Hammer
leave for the Fox ranch IN Saturday
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Misses Lyle, Emmeline and Ruby
Wells have returned from a three
weeks visit in California
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Mrs H D. Cue leaves for her home
in Brooklyn on Monday morning.
Mrs. J. Tarvin Harris has as her
guest Mrs. Morrison of Boston.
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Judge and Mrs. Stearns have re-
turned to kalamazoo, Mich, after a
short sOjOurn in Salt Lake City.
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Mrs. Fred Hill, accompanied by her
two sons, leaves about Sept. 1 for Eu-
rope She goes directly to London to
visit for a time with her sister Miss
Binnie Paul. and afterwards to
Switzerland, where the children will
be placed in school Mr.. Hill expects to
join her during the winter.
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Misses Alice CTismOn, Louise Spen-
Ger, Daisy HarCun and George Nc
Kimmins left for Portland Wednesday.
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Mrs. F. s Basc0m and son and Mrs.
Gemmeu have gone to Tacoma.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Wasatch Notes.

August ia most charming vaude-
vile performance was given the other
evening by the hotel guests. some of
the acts being exceptionally clever.
Messrs. sam Taylor and Ralph Bad
ger are registered at the hotel, but
most Of their time is spent on the op-
posite side Of the creek.
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A delightfully."- informal hop was
given last evening in the hotel dining
room, the festivities ending up with a
cake walk in costume. Prizes were
awarded the most successful WALKERS.
Mrs. Mary +. Norris came up on
Thursday and is the guest of her
daughter. Mrs. Barbara Jones.
Mrs. William Keyting and Miss Lulu
keyting arrived on Thursday and will
remain for couple Of weeks at the
hotel.
Miss Jessie Davis of Chicago, who is
staying at the hotel, climbed to the TOP
Of the mountain lying on the south
side Of the canyon Thursday and said
the view well repaid one for all the
difficulty in getting there.
Mr. and Mrs. William Burton came
UP on Wednesday 10 remain Il few
days.
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Messrs. Al and Louis Ensign came
up Wednesday TO Join their families.
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Miss Maud Patterson, who has been
the guest of Mrs. Ensign for the past
ten days, returns to Salt Lake today.
AR. Marcellus Snow was among TIE
hotel arrivals on Thursday.
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Wasatch is beautiful after the de-
ligntfUl shower that fell this morning.
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Mrs Gilbert who has been at the
hotel for the past two weeks. returns to
salt Lake tonight.
g . .
a jOllE party Of the younger set are
expected on Saturday. They viii ar
rive in time for the ball and remain
over until Monday
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
a MUSEMENTS.

The Salt Palace was filed back TO
the doors last night. about one-half the
audience being Philippine veterans who
attended by courtesy of Manager Null
vey- The boys enjoyed the perform
ance UNNECESSARILY, and greeted the
finale of the first part, Miss Kirwin' s
stirring rendition of The Blue and the
Gray and the patriotic transformation
with wild applause and cheers.
The races are free to the soldiers to-
night. their badges being the passport.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Joe BaiIav,s Ratort

Senator Bailey of Texas mas q face
that is round and soft and full of color
says a Washington correspondent IN the
Cnlcago News One day, in the CORR Tor
% ne senate he was approached by a
Slgsing young woman. who asied.
TdDturOuSlT-
''Oh, senator, where in the world did
You set your pretty pink complexion? p
Bailey was embarrassed only fo~ an in
slant. Looking her straight in -he eve
ana tarping her lightly on ner Sights
rouged cheek. he gravely asked.
w here in the city did you get yours?'-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
Ill-FittinQ

and il-shaped shoes have caused the
human family almost as much misery
as war and pestilence combined Many
a poor mortal has cursed the day that
ill-ftting shoes We're first invented.
Now. we have made it a rule 90 al
ways steer clear of that kind of shoes.
We have shoes for the entire family.
This week we put a line Of ladies' low
cut shoes to clean up the season at 75e
per pair-about half price. No need 70
go barefOOted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-08-16
LILA WHEELER Will COX
Discusses Miraculous Healing.
(Copyright. 1901. BY w. p. HearstA

y tAtS MADAME: Having often read of
stition' would ike hear you have to saw o
racuous of daily occurrence the Church of ST
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
The Best Is the Cheapest.

Not how cheap, but how goods
the question.
The TWICE-A-wEEKR REPUBLIC is
not as cheap as are some so-called
newspapers. But it is as cheap as
it is possible to sell a frst-class
newspaper. 1t prints all the news
that is worth printing. If you read
it all the year round you are posted
on all the important and interest
ing affairs of the world. 1t is the
best and most reliable newspaper
that money and brains can pro-
duce-and those should be the dis
tinguishing traits of the newspaper
that is designed to be read by all
members of the family.
Subscription price, 81 IA year.
Any newsdealer, newspaper or
postmaster will receive your sub
scription, or you may mail it di-
rect to
THE REPUBLIC,
ST. Louis, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
THE MESSAGE
THURSDAY, NOV. %. 1901
In The karich Building.
Terms of Subscription:
Teachers Institute.

Program of Central Audrain
Teachers Institute, at Cauthorn
School House, Sat, Dee. I, 1901.
1000 a. m.-Invocation.
Address of Welcome, B.W Hale.
Response, l.. b. Sipple.
High School Work in Rural
Schools, Il. l.. Rodgers, Miss
AnnaBelle Baker.
Our Course of Study, J n Cross,
+. G. Douglass.
Methods in History, 81. Mapes,
j. Il. Shobe.
1900 III. Basket Dinner.
1:30 p.m.-Class Drill in Reading,
Miss Mary Hickey.
How to Shorten the Program, "A.
s. Faulkner, Miss Henrietta
Johnson.
Home Influence in School Work,
Miss Jessie Maxwell, j. f.
Rosser.
Grading and Promotion of Pu-
pills, Basil Brewer, Miss La
vOnia Smith.
How to Secure and Use School
Libraries, b. w. Hale, +. d.
Lee.
Nature Study and Literature,
Miss Lena Petty, Miss Mar
garet DeLaporte.
The program will be enlivened
by music and recitationS. All
questions will be opened for gene
raj discussion. Let all be present
promptly at ten o'clock.
COMMITTEE.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28

An English entoTolog sl, William
Watkins. was the first to raise butter
flies on a iarge scale. For a dozen
years the establishment which he
founded fer this purpose has furnished
millions and millions of insects to pri-
vatc collectors. ana Mr.. Watkins him
self has established at the Geological
Garden of London very interesting
entomOlOgic STATEN, where may be
found the most beautiful butterfi S o.
the entire world. The butterfly farm
Of Eastbourne, near the southern coast
Of England, and in place well shell
tered from winds, covers an area of
1000 square metres. 1t IS garden
filled with flowers and rare trees and
surrounded by a very high trellis, and
here fiutter at liberty many thousands
of butterflies of various species. From
all the countries of the world the farm
receives eggs which are submitted TO
. special mode of incubation Then
the caterpillars, issuing from thesn
eggs, receive nourishment suitable to
their evolution, 4 certain number of
the most perfect insects are preserved
as reproduCtors, while the others are
asphyXiated and mounted. Some of the
rarer insects fetch enormous sums.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28

other night A little heather girl
in one of the islands of the Pacific,
attending a missionary school,
was persuaded by her teacher to
renounce idolatry, to destroy her
home idol, and worship the true
God. For doing this she was most
cruelty mutilated by her friends,
having one ear and her nose cut
off, one eye cut out, and otherwise
terribly disfgured, and was shut
M in a dark closet. a mission
AIRY bishop visited her and found
her singing the Christian hymns
her teacher had taught her-happy
aud joyous. He greatly piticd
her condition, and began to speak
sympathizing words, when she
stopped him, saying, 20, my dear
sir. don't YOU love to suffer for
Jesus" The Christian bishop
learned new lesson from that lit.
tie converted heather girl that
day!
II X II.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
WASP sriNGs ARE FATAL.
rcopl Have Bcen Known to Die from
tho insects Assault.


In an article on the stlngs of wasps
British medical journal cites the two
'D' owing cases which have come under
ts rotice: A strong, healthy girl OF
p YVES stung on the neck by a wasp
I'd fiinted. On regaining conscious
.'.5 she complained OF a general feel
& o! numbness and partial blindness
ahd vOmited; she suffered severe alb
Il nal pain. She recovered in the
CT 81 of few hours. Two months
a'.r nc was stung again. this time on
a.Il, Her face became flushed,
T. Gain complained of numbness and
- O.. aess. suddenly became very pale,
ri ted. and died twenty-five minutes
~ e." she was stung. Another case was
T. o., Of a girl of 20 years who was
liz by a wasp behind the angle of
O.. jaw. The sting was at once ex
r1 cccd and ammonia applied. In a
w minutes she complained of faint
COS and would have fallen IL she had
not been supported. He face assumed
an expression Of great anxiety and
few minutes later she was tossing on
ing of choking and of agonizing pain
In the chest and abdomen. Brandy
gave no relief. There was nausea, but
no vomiting. She rapidly became in
sensible and died fifteen minutes after
receiving the sting. The most prob
able explanation OF such cases seems
to lie in what is known as idiosyncrasy
that is. abnormal sensitiveness in
particular individuals to certain toxic
agents. It is well known that drugs
vary much in action on different peo-
pie. What Is a safe dose for one is dan
gerously large for another. The inabil-
ity o. some people to eat Strawberries
or shellfsh Is another instance of the
same phenomena. The active agent OF
bee stings Is generally believed to be
formic acid. 1t. therefore, seems very
desirable that we should have more ac-
curatc information regarding the ac-
ton of this drug on different species
OF the lower animals and through them
on man himself
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
A SIN ALL WATCH.
Dimlnutive Ihronometer Exhibited Re-
Gently at u show In Berlin.

Gently at "a show In Berlin.
The dowagcr duchess of Sutherland
who is credited with possessing the
only crystal watch in cXis cnce. having
transparent works. made for the most
part of rock crystal. had the works re-
moved from a miniature watch and
placed insi..s a magnificent diamond
having a diameter not exceeding the
depth of four lines of ordinary type.
Small as this timepece was, 1t is sur
passed in diminutiveness by what was
justly described as the smallest watch
in the world" which was exhibited at
the watch exhibition in Berlin recent
ly. Made of fine gold this microscopic
watch had the dimensions of a pea;
that is to say, its diameter of 6l2 milli-
meters, which is practically a quarter
of an inch, would equal in depth three
lines of type; $50 of these watches
would weigh about one pound avoirdu-
pois, if there existed any one possess
ing a heart sufficiently adamant to
permit so brutal a weight as avoirdu-
poiS W NC dpplleu 10 SO uellcate
mechanism. Made of gold and valued
at G4O0, this dainty watch boasts
minute hand as long as an ordinary
sized letter 81" and a half. an hour
hand less than an IN" and a half in
length, and second hand one-six-
teenth of an inch long that would de-
mand an incursion into the nonparel
font to supply a suitable Illustration
Good words.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
A Smokerr Competition.

Two hundred and sixty smokers OF
Belgium recently took part in the COM
petition organized by the society call
ed De Jonge Pijpenrookers. The first
prize was awarded to NJ. Devos of the
Society Les Piparts de Laeken, who
kept his pipe going for one hour and
afty-three minutes while the second
and third went 10 two Louvain smo
kers. the times respectively being one
hour, forty-three minutes. and one
hour, forty-two minutes. A record
was established by Sieur Mertens OF
Louvain. last year. whose time was
Two hours, three minutes. and thus
hecsme the champion of Belgium.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28

"T learned a trick while in the Phil
ippines in the matter of keeping birds
out Of fruit trees" volunteered a we'll
known official of the postofiice depart
ment, which may be of value to
many just now, when so many cher
ries are being destroyed by birds. 1t
is simple, inexpensive and. as far as
could observe, practical. 1t consists in
hanging n small mirror on the top
limbs OF the tree. There should be at
least six inches OF string to the mirror,
so that it can swing about as it is
blown by the wind The flash of the
mirror, 1t appears, scares the birds
away. One or two scent mirrors hung
on tree Is sufficient. though, OF
course, three or four would be much
better was told that this method
had worked In the Philippines success
fully for many years, and that the
birds do not grow familiar with It as
they do with scarecrow. Since my
return here | find that the mirror
scare Is not unknown here and that It
has been In use by Michigan fruit
growers for many years. | have tried
II myself in small way and It Is
amusing what stir 1t creates among
the birds"
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
SULTAN AGREES TO PLANS.
Jew, May Eventually Cali Promised
Land Their Own.

At last il seems as IL the Jews might
get back to the Promised Land and
eventually be able again to call It their
own. Dir. Herzl, the f. der of the
Zionist movement. has laid before tho
Sultan a scheme for the colonization
of parts of Southern Palestine. and his
plan is backed up by the Kaiser. Or.
Her2l offered fair payments in return
for a definite security of tenure. with
internal governing rights over great
tracts OF land The payments were to
take the form of certain sum down,
with installmcnts as the work adj
vanced But on the part OF the Jews
international securities for the carry
ing out of the undertaking are de-
manded. and the leading surety is like
ly to be the Kaiser himself The Sui
tan treated DR.. Herzl's delegation
kindly. and promised to grant the
part OF what the Zionists asked. An
international congress OF Jews will be
called shortly to support the plans
made by the leader. The first step
taken by the Jews probably will be
the rebuilding of the harbor Of Jaffa,
and then large irrigation schemes will
be undertaken. This work will be done
by Jews brought from Galicia Rou-
mania and Russia. The scheme, far
from being charitable, is business
venture, from which good returns are
expected. New York Press.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
Nose. Handsome and Otherwise.

The value of a nose is a queer item
to assess, but the Paris tribunal has
performed the task. Mine Nitod is to
get 1000 francs for the less of hers
but we doubt II 1t is a fair ccmpensa-
ton. She lost 1t last year in all acct
dent to her cab. The horse took fright
and Nine Nitod jumped out, fell ana
literally broke her nose, and the cab
company is condemned to pay. Does a
schedule of rates exist for regulating
the value OF various noses? II so. IL
must be a ponderous tome. Their va
riety is so infinite If 1t be true that
no two blades of grass are alike. sure
ly the same may be said of noses. The
subject is pregnant with interest. Some
noses one meets-take that, for in
stance, worn by the Venus de Milo. in
the Louvre-are 10y forever" while
others, take, for instance, that OF
Coquelin in "Cyrano de Bergerac." are
well, not quite what one would like to
'iv" with lat breakfast and always
Paris Messenger.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
Slot Machines Absorb Small CHANCE

The dearth Of halfpenny pieces. or
pieces value 21a cents In Holland, has
caused a new class of merchant to
spring into existence, namely, the half
penny merchant, writes an Amster-
dam correspondent. The scarcity of
the coin in question has been caused
by the widespread employment of the
automatic gas meter, into which the
Dutch housewife puts her haifpence.
In the Netherlands the 2ia-cent piece,
or halfpenny. is the largest copper
coin made, hence it is being used for
the gas meters and au Nmatic ma
chimes generally. The Dutch mint
does nothing TO ease the scarcity. with
the result that slowly but surely the
halfpenny is disappearing from use
among the general public. The deal
ers in these coins sell them at the rate
of penny premium for every twenty
coins. or 10 per cent profit.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
Turbines for English Channel.

The question of still further reduc-
Ing the time OF the journey between
London and Paris is occupying much
attention on both sides Of the channel.
The Northern of France company,
which owns the mail steamers Nord
and Pas dc Salais employed on the
Dover-Cali service, are considering
the introduction OF a vessel on the tur-
bine principle. This would revolution
lie the cross-channel passage. A Clyde
shipbuilding firm is at present building
a passenger steamer on the turbine
principle, which will be ready for
launching shortly. II this vessel proves
a success it will have a speed OF about
thirty knots, enabling the time OF the
passage to be reduced TO about thirty
five minutes,-London Daily Mail.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28

William Crosswell Doane, Episcopal
bishop of the diocese of Albany, who
has Just isued a volume of poems. is
one of Albanys striking figures. He
dresses in the style of the English
Clergyman, and In personal appearance
he would readily be mistaken for an
Englishman. In his walks about the
state capital the bishop is always ac-
companied by his faithful dog, fine
specimen of the Great Dane breed.
Whenever the bishop is invited to de-
liver the prayer in the senate or as
sembly he bids his dog lie down In the
corridor and wait for him. Then he
hands the animal his shovel hat. The
dog takes It between his teeth and new
er hudges until the bishop returns.
What would happen II any one at
tempted to take the hat away from
him is mere matter of conjecture. for
no one has ever had the temerity to try
the experiment,-Chicago journal.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28
Great Jack Rabbit Chase.

C. W. Sample of Kingman, Kan,
is engineering a jack rabbit chase to
take place after harvest. The county
commissioners having failed to take up
his scheme for a bounty on jack rab-
bit scalps he has decided to hunt the
pest down and have the dogs do the
rest, He is organizing the townships
into companies and on certain day
the people are expected to turn out
with their dogs and exterminatc the
entire jack rabbit population of the
county. II the plan works out at King
man II will be tried In other counties
which are infested with rabbits-To-
peka Capital.
Mexico Missouri message., 1901-11-28

Turks have no family names writes
Gen. George b. Williams in the New
York Telegraph. For example: A man
named Mohammed has son named
Ahmed and a daughter named Sophia.
The son will always be known merely
as Ahmed and the daughter always
merely as Sophia. in the latter case
even after marriage. The result is that
members OF families after one or two
generations become lost to each other.
In fact, the sisters and the cousins
and the aunts" business is not much
exploited In Turkey. One may be talk
ing to two brothers or two sisters with
out the fact being made known. There
being no family ties-no aristocracy.
The grand vizier OF today may have
been camel driver or a servant. His
rise is not due to family influence or
connection.