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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-04-04

Exactly. Your terms are all right
and think I'll join the family"
Mr.. BowSer sent his trunk over and
turned the cat outdoors. aud that even.
ing he 'joined." He was just in time
for dinner. For an hour past he had
been thinking Of oyster soup. porter
house steak, French fried potatoes and
Mocha coffee, and he sat down with an
appetite. Soup was brought him. Ii
was thin soup; it was watery soup; it
was soup which tasted of nothing in
particular. He slipped a spoonful and
glared around him at the family and
realized that he was in for row.
terhouse; there were mashed potatoes,
but they were fun Of Jumps Mr. Bow
ser chewed at his meat a moment. tast-
ed Of the potatoes and then leaned
back in his chair. Had Mrs. Bowser
been there she would have felt the
earth trembling and fastened to pre-
vent calamity, but the landlady saw
no signs. When she saw that Mr.. Bow
ser did not eat, she tenderly said:
81 suppose, poor man. you are think
ing of the wife who is far away, and
so you have no appetizer"
madam, is this what you were
pleased to term your festive boardY
he queried in reply as he waved his
hand over the table.
SIS anything wrong?"
He was about To reply that there
was and to give particulars when the
family froze him into silence with
their looks There We're II of them,
and they were "agln' him to the last
one. Realizing the situation. he rose up
as calmly as possible, left the room and
went Up 10 the newly papered room
with southern exposure. The landlady
followed him. 1t was her duty rs the
head of the family and a motherly
woman to comfort the disconsolate
"You and your wife haven't been
parted very often. | take it, she said
as Mr.. Bowser opened the door to her.
Look here, woman. what sort of a
hash house do you call this?" he de
handed as he turned on her and in
stinctively looked around for the cat.
"Sirl Sir, Is it possible that you
are speaking to meg She demanded.
"Of course l am! DO you expect
that man who has ever had home
of his own can put up with such fod-
der as was placed before me? That
soup was slop: that beef came from a
neck piece Your slovenly cook did
not half nash her potatoes. Why, Il
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-04-04

my cook had dared to set such a meal
before me I'd have-have"-
"You are intoxicated. sir" she inter
rupted
"Bosh,"
"Then. sir. there is no excuse for
your language, and as the head of this
Christian family and as the owner of
this festive board down stairs | shall
have to ask you to vacate this room"
4 was going on my own accord re-
piled 3Ir Bowser. who wanted TO kick
over Chairs and jump at the cat. Il
have always had theory that a board
ing house which would feed its patrons
on lamb chops instead of bun beef, on
potatoes mashed with a clUb instead
Of crowbar. on Java or Mocha cof''-
"Never mind your theories, sir" in
terrupted the mother of the family"
as she waved him out Of the room and
along the hall and down stairs. The
other boarders had gathered to see the
kicker depart. They We're tall. thin,
eadaYerous boarders and most Of them
two weeks behind with their cash. ana
they lined up in the hall and looked
coldly and cruelty nj Mr.. Bowser as he
passed When the door had closed be-
hind him with bang and he had de-
seconded the steps. he looked around
at the darkness and thought Of Mrs.
Bowser and home and the cat. and a
tear gathered in his eye and ran down
his nose. NJ. QUAD.
ITO BE Continued
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-04-04
MIR. BOWSER BOARDS.
WHILE HIS WIFE IS AWAY EE TRIES
BOARDING HOUSE LIFE.

He Easily Found "A Place with All
the Comforts of Home" but There
Was Trouble at the First Meal. and
Bowser Was Told 20 Go.
copyright, 1901, by c. B. Lewis.l
Mrs. Bowser had not been in good
health for a time, and the doctor had
prescribed a visit TO her mother in the
country.
"You will go. certainly" replied Mr..
Bowser when informed of what had
been ordered. There is nothing what
ever to prevent and it's wonder l did
not think of it myself"
''But you will be put to great trou-
BILE" she protested. you can sleep
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-04-04

here nights, of course but you don't
like lunching around at restaurants"
Don't you worry one little bit about
me. l shall neither sleep here nor
lunch around. I'll shut the house up
and go to some private boarding
house"
I'm afraid you-you won't like it,
and there is tile cat to be considered"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-04-04

Mrs Youngwed can't make out
dear. bow il is you have taken such a
dislike to ducks lately.
Mr. Younewed (who has just become
a medicoJ-I ind their remarks 50 per-
sonal
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.
u. S. tug Iroquois, Pond.
MERCHANTMEN.


CThIs list does not include coasters)
Amelia, Am. bkt., Willer, Fan FRAN
cisco, October q.
Annie Johnson, Am. Blk, Williams, san
Francisco, October 81.
Carrollton, Am. sp., Jones, Tacoma
October 81.
Dauntless, Am. schr., Smith, FairhaV-
en-, October %.
Emily F. Whitney, Am. sp., Brigham
San Francisco, November 3.
Falcon, Am. schr., Burgeson, Albion
October %.
Helene. Am. schr., Christianson, San
Francisco, October 27.
Henry Wilson, Am. schr., from race
ma, October 2.
Irmgard, Am. bkt., Schmidt, San
Francisco, October %.
Lizzie Vance, Am. schr, Olsen, san
Francisco. November g.
Marie e. Smith, Am. schr., Nelson,
Port Gamble, october %.
Nokomis, Am. schr., Hanson, Ballard,
October 26.
Skagit, Am. bkt.. Robinson, Port Gam
BILE, October 81.
s. n. Castle, Am. bkt, Nilsson, San
Francisco. October Is.
Title E. Starbuck, Am. sp., Curtis, san
Francisco, October 81.
BENJAMIN +. Packard, Am. sp., Allen,
Norfolk, October 80.
W. J. Patterson, Am. schr, Walkunst'
Gray's Harbor, October 30.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
NOTICE OF ASSIGNMENT

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the copartnership firm of Sam Sing
Company, heretofore doing business at
KahuIui, Island of Maui, has made an
assignment to the undersigned of all
its property for the benefit of all it's
creditors. and all persons having
claims against said Sam Sing Com
pany are hereby requested to present
the same duly authenticated to the un-
dersigned within six months from this
date. or they viii be forever barred
All persons indebted to said copartner-
ship firm are hereby requested to make
immediate payment to the undersign-
ed at Waikiki, Maui, or Honolulu,
Oahu.
JAMES L. COKE.
DANG YOUNG.
Waikiki, Maui;
6. KAISER,
Honolulu;
Assignees of Sam Sing Co.
October IS, 1901. SeSl
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05

Last winter an infant child of mine
had Group in a violent form" says
Elder John w. Rogers, Christian
Evangelist of Filley. Mo. Il gave her
a few doses of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. and in a short time all danger
was past and the child recovered"
This remedy not only cures Group, but
when given as soon as the first Symp-
toms appear. will prevent the attack.
1t contains no opium or other harm
full substance, and may be given as
confidently 10 a baby as to an adult
For sale by Benson. Smith & Co, Ltd,
wholesale agents
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
DEPARTED.

Monday, November 4.
Str. waialeale, Piltz, for Kilauea; 5
p. m.
Str. Niihau, Thompson, for Punaluu
and Honuapo; p. m.
Str. Ke Au Hou. Mosher, for Ana
hola; p m.
Schr. DIalolo. for Hanalei and Kali
hiwai.
Schr. Mile Morris. for Koolau ports.
Schr. kawailani. for Koolau ports.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
SAIL TO-DAY.

Str. Kinau. Freeman, for Hilo and
way ports: II m.
Str. CIaudine, Parker, for Maui ports;
) p. m.
Str. Hawaii. Bennett, for Molokai
ports; 5 p. m.
Str. Noeau, Wyman, for Lahafna,
kaanapaH, HonOkaa and kukuihaele;
p. m.
Str. J. a. Cummins, Searle, for Koo-
lau ports; a. IN.
wal.
Schr. Lady. for Koolau ports.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05

Tonic for impaired health Spruance.
Stanley &c Co.'S (San Francisco Ken
lucky Favorite" whisky. unsurpassed
for medical purposes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05

Work is progressing on Commissioner
Taylor's experiment gardens in the
corner Of the Capitol grounds, at Ho-
tel and Likelike streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser

Entered ut the Postoff1ce at Honolulu
n. T., Second-class Matter.
Issued Every Morning Except SUNDAY
by the
GAZETTE CONgPAEY,
Won Holt Block, No. IS South King ST.
A. tt. PEARSON. Business Manager.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
For the United States including Ha-
wan Territory: oo
months $500. .'.'.'.'' a On
6 month ...... ...... '"''''''-'''' o m
1 year ....s-'.s
Advertising rates on application
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
THE WEATHER.

THE WEATHER.,
Mean Temperature-75.3.
Minimum Temperature-68.
Maximum Temperature-S0.
Barometer at 8 p. m.-29 80; steady.
Rainfall-.0S.
Mean Dew Point for the Day-67.3.
Mean Relative Humidity-T.
Winds-N.-N. E., to 3.
Weather-Heavy showers, % of an
nch in the forenoon, fair in the after
noon with returning trades.
Forecast for Today-Moderate trades
and some showers.
CURTIS J. LYONS,
Territoriab Meteorologist.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
DUE TO-DAY.

Str Mauna Loa. Simerson, from Ko-
ma and kau ports.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

DIAMOND HEAD SIGNAL STA
ITO, November 4, 10 p. m.-Weather
clear; wind light north.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
TIDES. SUN AND MOON.

%New Moon on the 10th, at 9:04 p m.
c. T. l..
Times of the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Ceodetie Sur
vey tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Honolulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours 70
minutes slower than Greenwich time, be-
ing that Of the meridian Of 157 degrees "
minutes. The time whistle blows at 1:3S
D. m, which Is the same SIS Greenwich, 0
hours 0 minutes. Sun and moon are for
local time for the whole group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05

Barometer corrected to 50 +, and sea
level, and for standard gravity Of Lat. u.
This correction Is --.O6 for Honolulu
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
LETTER LIST.

Letters remaining in Postoffice IN
called for to November 3, 1901:
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MERCANTILE.

y, Brewer q Go.
&. 5,Sach5' Dry Goods
Co., Gtd.............
T.. Is. Kerr q Co., Ltd
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METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
BY the Government Survey. Published
Every Monday.
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SALES.

SALES.
Afternoon Session.-Ten Eva, s2450;
% Olaa, assessable, SLS715.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
RAmE CT STOCK.

Honolulu, November A, 1901.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-11-05

FINE suite of rooms for rent at vida
Villa, 1880 King street. 6OO2
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

two Factions and began Scrap over the Slavery
Question. John Bull saw his Prophecy was to
true. 1t the Beginning of the End, and no
Mistake. The North and South were locked in Death
Struggle John sharpened up his Goose-Quil and got
his Fools-Cap Paper and prepared to hold inquest
Remains.
But after the two Sides fought themselves out
Breath and into Debt, they shook Hands resumed
Partnership. The American Eagle minus few Tail
Feathers, got back his Perch
squawked Defiance at the World
After this local Unpleasantness, John began to
lists and those who deposited Money Office were
permitted to lodge the Hotels.
John sized them up a Cheap Lot although had
particular Objection Heiress who willing
to pay the Market Price a Title But the Men got
his Nerves They had made the unfortunate Mistake
of not being Englisnmen. Besides they had Peculiar
Accent, and manufactured shoddy Goods. and catered
to the Irish Vote and said 81 guess instead
and drank Iced Water, pursued the Almighty
Dollar, and overheated their Houses only a
few Degrees above Barbarism
Even when the lowly uncultured Relatives began
to do John all kinds of International Contests
Athletic Trials he did alter his Opinion He simply
said that it Extraordinary that a emaciated
Weakings who lived Pie should be able Skin the
Greatest People Earth
For me still pictured the American a and hum
CRY invalid with wisp Whisker who nnanufac-
tured Wooden Nutmegs, and Whstled said gosh
But when the Yankee wiped up second-cass Monarchy
with one Hand tied behind him. John o
it had been done almost cleverly he himself
g. 3D. could have done it, and that saying great
deal. So he had Dream about an Alliance.
One Day there walked his Office sck-looking
wear in Oxford Street, and a Pair Gloves and a
Stick and a Tall Hat
'Who are you?" asked John Bull.
ST am your toughest American Cousin replied the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

Napoleon looked at the horse and then Jase
piciously animal that the Yankee drove
really handsome
Jaw, yo' ban try to play de fool maself.' said
Napoleon.
No, honest Injun, Nape. I'm wlin to trade I git
sick of boss kind quick, We know
'Som ting ban all dat bosses wat yo' hav'.' per-
sisted the French Canadian still suspicious.
Hes all right tight, sound and kind said Ferguson
'jest with the exception that he don't look well
some hosses'
HE ban look good for me- declared Napoleon
after survey of the fnimal
wal, eff he SUITS 'nough said.' replied Jase Some
folks like their bosses to look little better'n ne does
that's all. But if he's the kind of boss you like then
you'll like jest this kind of a hoss'
81 like eet eef yo' say dat ting ovaire ageen."
said Napoleon.
81 said, if that is the kind of a boss like why
it's jest the kind of boss you'll like!' "
dat Merican langwidge fonnee SOM TAM allowed
Napoleon. Som tam DON tink hunnerstan heem'
ANY outs about your hoss?' asked Ferguson
HE FAIRS bosses, declared Peletier. "Only
ting he do bite ne eat.'i
''Bites when he eats?' repeated Ferguson 'fWell
would be funny boss if he didn't
''Mabbe So responded Napoleon calmly. bot SOM
pipple don lax DER bosses dat ting
''Well I do said Ferguson 81 don't want TO
bosses gummin' it round my barn"
wal eef yo ban lax heem dat way said Napoleon
ST tink yo' LAX dis bosses vary as evare
could was
They traded The horses were changed into the re-
spective wagons then there.
When Napoleon started away he a bit slack
In his refining. His acquisition staggered out
the ditch and fell down The French Canadian eaped
out and sat the animals head. While he croucnel
there he waved his hat before the horses eyes. The
creature blinked.
"Aw,' yelled Napoleon Jase who was just hitch
ing the backstrap and preparing to drive away Jaw,
yo ban de liar Dat bosses he can saw nottins
all. Wat for yo' do dat onto maself?'
told we he Blind said Ferguson. "P raps /
didn't jest that word but We that he didn't
look well some hosses'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
TIE MODERN FABLE Ct came 2

Piece Land. It hurt his Pride also to think that
he the Champion of the World had been away by
Novice. lie was consoled by the knowledge that
the newfanged Confederation could not hold together
very long John had inherited the Gift of Prophecy
From the high ground of Experience he looked down
quarreling and nlering the kind of Gov
ornamental Machine. They thought they going
achieve Results but he being Wise Student of His
tory knew that Efforts Hopeless So he
himself record saying that the Experiment
fore-doomed to Failure He could the Elements of
Discord with half an Eye He predicted long
the American Eagle would stuffed exhibited
European Museum. The he sized up this
struggling band noisy Agitators along the Atlantic
Board, the hotter him think
lost the Decision. He concluded that
licked by Fluke else somebody had Doped him. So
he began figure on a Return Match Whenever ne
had Opportunity he trpped up the Young Republic
else butted into it and asked Cant where
you're going?" He looking trouble. Finally
ne got his Wish. John and the dslked Relative
cnched for Round Two John shot two three
struggling Towns and did little House Burning, and
the Relative him marked several Places the
Police interfered and it called Draw. John went
Oyster his Eye and began 90
issue revised set of Prophecies
allowed that the Republic in the Hands
Corrupt Politicians that it peoped by the riff
of all Creation; that the Statesmen bombastc
Yawpers; that the whole Shooting Match lacked the
Sterling Integrity Grandeur with which he
himself Ct. 3D. bounteously supplied. For every
time that John B Brckbat at someone else he
threw Bunch Violets himself
He back to await the inevitable Smasn-Up But
the crazy Machine although it pounded and leaked
steam made Strange Noises, continued to worry
along.
Occasionally one John Bulls Family would come
across the Sea study Dwellers in the Inter
est of Science Usually it would be an Author He
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

of the Fenterprisng Indians took the trail The third
warrior headed for the lodge of the wampum agent,
Whats don'?" he grunted pushing into the LoWen-
stein family circle s
COY, Oy, the man he has leave MS diamonds an
goldware for much wampum.''
The much money did get to the warrior and
the child Ghetto Immediately explained the real
size of the bundle secured by the great admiral
whats de name of this come-on?' demanded the
warrior
Mr. Lowenstein attempted to explain Chris Co.
Jumbo had visitor, but the Indian promised
trouble right there. The Father Abraham living pic
only his personal by pulling the
stub 1.-The ticket that the warrior declared
that he didn't think it.
While the warrior and the former resident OF Pales
tine were making up book Chris Coumbo continued
the trail and behind the great discoverer con-
tinued the two Indian Pathdnders- Several times some
bold Pocahontas advised Queen Isabeilas agent to tarr
but Chris still had the cabegram overlooking
observations the fit of his clothes he continued
his search for a sending office. es
The dscoverer had Topped the loop at the end
of the village and was on his way back up other
side of the avenue when tagged by Indian.
The Indian working the signal the warrior who
had delayed his departure to hold converse at
ensten lodge. ga
ewhy It's me OF fren Chris columbo,' declared the
warrior rushing up with extended mitt.
tsBack up back up ordered the great admiral.
Where you get at all?'
sAint you Grfis sCounlbo?' inquired the warrior
Right there Chris Columbo, the first discoverer,
slipped over the edge. He couldn't help it. Here
Indian ready to- recognize his arrival and the hot
was at turned en- thesice. 49,
I'm the real thing said the great admiral taking
inale promised doing guard
duty for the bundle of And I'm glad that
least Of this collection of small cards is willing
to admit the you willing announce
you wise to the great diseoverer?"
why fer youse is de great discoverer.
has Edison pushed clear from de side handles,
Insisted the warrior
did just discover this world?' oueried Chris
tie
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
By Billy Mac.

fair that her majesty desired pull there was
no telling where the play would out.
The third Indian introduced Pete
delighted than Bill to grab the public reception
fin of the great admiral, when Columbo volln-
teer guide explained the promised
the water the tribesmen ready for dance
Bill and the guide started cake walk but Pete ap-
peared favor his feet and refused change
why don't yer rejoice?" asked the guide looking
sore.
ST can't git UP de feen'" sobbed Pete "I wants
ter de trip but can't leave me squaw and de
wild nothn in de lodge an de mortgage
due"
A disappointed look worked up, across the map OF
the guide and he shook his head eand turned to the
great admiral. ids OH 20
whats he trying to give out?'e asked Christie
II don't think make de trip with youse,' re-
piled the guide $50 s9insa
Chris another load of hard luck coming down
grade with the brake chains cracked
what appears to bother this inferior typeY' he
asked.
"Wel Chris, we only travels in bunch an Pete
here is against play wild de sheriff. From me
rather short mix wild de grammar school histories
wots dat youse bumped into trouble yourself
Genoa an youse how it is Pete needs de
dinero an sticks wild Pete"
The alluson to the Genoa days got Chris, bit
he needed the Indian exhibits trolley
rope.
what does your mournful friend need to pull nm
out to the flag yacht?" he asked
"Jes three hun will carry folks through de unfor.
tunate affair." sobbed Pete.
SIS that al?" sneered the great admiral
Being busy with the strings his leather Chris
did the two other Indians attempt goal
from field with Pete starring the ball. The great
peeled Autographs from roll that
locked like the dainty ankle of elephant and Pete
started down the street to clean up the family
debts.
meet at the dock tomorrow ordered c. Colnmbo
"and bring change of underwear win you"
After watching disappear, the guide took the
great discoverer by the hand and, with behind
the little started to locate the cable office
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

a slicker polished and smoother dome
Never foreswore the brush and comb"
Then fat Doc. Bolter bandly said
I'm rather proud of that old bald head
That polished dome-as you said just
For dear young doctor, you must allow,
That polished domes utilized
For capols mansions and all good-sized
And noble structures;-while thatch is cheap
And covers haJstacks fodder for sheep
Then bald Doe. Bolter rubbed his block,
AS he gazed on the others shaggy shock
Dr. B. Frank Bolter realized his ponderosity,
He had to have carriage with double-extra
springs;
But he never minded gawkng the strangers GU
rosity,
And joking at his person never any stings
Bolter knew that he had feet
The he knew that his heart could beat;
he hadn't seen EN- for years, I guess
Or so said the man who helped dress
the amplitude that his waistcoat held
Was truly balloonish, the way it swelled
Many stranger who him laughed
And frequently those young doctors chaffed,
But he took it all in frst-rate part,
AS he lounged and smiled in his broad, low
Young Doctor Hall walked day
And he said in sort saucy way
AS lie tapped the front of Boilers vest,
I'm certain Doc, this here's the best
Bay window front ever see
How much is the price of for me?"
We'll, Bolter laughed and says he, 81 doubt
My dear young friend. if they'll rig you
For Architect of human clay
Hasn't bay windows to throw away.
So it's safe to reckon the Maker won't
Give cheap pig-pen fancy front"