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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
WAS ALWAYS HUNGRY.
why Mrs. Kenneth Sought Refuge in
the Pantry After Her Guests Had
Said Good Night.

Mr.. Kennett is a genial and we'll
meaning man, but he is unobserving.
This failing of his on occasion reduces
his wife to the state of eXaspera ton
which most women understand unless
they are married to trained detectives
or the exceptional man who is too good
to be true.
1t is standing joke at the Kennett
house to remark on Mrs. Kennett's
appetite. Her husband treasures the
topic as a subject to enliven any in
formal dinners they give, and inveDts
fresh stories on the spur of the H.
ment if the conversation lags. You
wouldn't think now" he often says in
mock wonder, ito look at such
fragile little person" (Mrs. Kennett
is five feet four and weighs about 1OG
pounds) that she eats twice as much
as l do. Yet I'm always through a
meal half again as quickly as she and
she is perfectly brazen about making
me wait till she has finished. l can't
understand it,"
Guests always laugh ripplingly at
this sally, and Mrs. Kenneth smiles in
a deprecatory way and holds her peace.
There were lot of friends in to in
formal Sunday night tea a short time
ago, and in consequence a side table
was devoted to the Kennetts' five olive
branches and two visiting youngsters.
Every body waited on himself, and be-
tween whites Mrs. Kennett attended to
the side table.
Her portion of cold turkey had just
been set before her when a wall arose
from the junior table.
I've drunk all my milk and I want
some more" announced Tommy Ken
nett.
And l want another slice of bread
and JAM" added a six-year-old visitor.
Cant 1 have an olive?' piped the
baby.
Mrs. Kennett arose to still the tu-
multi. Dear, dear!" sympathized a
guest, "your coffee will get cold"
"Oh," said Mr.. Kennett, genially,
"she is used to that sort of thing.
Won't you have this wing?"
Mrs. Kennett retied two bibs, res
cued the sugar bowl and then dropped
into her chair smiling and breathless.
She enjoyed two bites of turkey and then
had to arise and umpire fight be-
tween Mildred Kennett and Harry.
whose idea of warfare was to plaster
his enemy with jelly. When she got
back the rest of the adults were fin
ishing some salad and had proceeded to
the cakes and sliced fruit. She re-
linquished her turkey with sigh in
order to catch up with the procession,
and had succeeded in getting the
French dressing distributed over her
tomatoes when clamor again arose.
please, mamma, s'more bread!"
shouted Harry.
me. tool" cried Mildred.
"And l want a fork like Tommy's, ="
walled a visitor. Its bigger'n mine!"
MY turkeys all gone" chimed in
Tommy.
"And I'd like s'more milk" confded
the chorus.
Mrs. Kenneth patiently arose and
ministered to the tyrants. 1t took some
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
TO POUND AMERICAN COLLEGE
DIR. Jenks. of indianapolis, VIII Es-
tabIish Institution of Learning in
Hnnhnraa

tdoI1~h INSTITUTION Oh Learning In
Honduras.
Rev. DR.. Joseph S. jerks, formerly
rector of st. Paul's Episcopal church
at Indianapolis, and connected at one
time with Griswold college in Indi-
ana, left New Orleans the other day
with faculty of teachers and instru-
ments, apparatus and supplies for
the establishment of an American
college for girls at Santa Cruze de
Yojoa, Honduras. Four years ago
DR.. jerks visited Honduras on a
pleasure trip, when he found that all
the better class of natives wanted
their girls to be given an American
education and taught the English
language, believing that it was the
destiny of the country to become
some day part of the United States.
Upon the solicitation of leading citi-
zens of Honduras, including two
former presidents, DIR. jerks was in
duced to open a school at Santa
Cruze. The idea of an American edu-
cation has so spread since then that
2S rich Hondureans have subscribed
enough to build an American college
for girls, the balance necessary for
the operation being given by the gov
eminent
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
A W atehnlakar.

The late Aaron Dennison was called
"the father of American watch max
ing" He was interested in his
work, because he hoped thereby to
benefit his fellow men. Often he
worked late into the night, SO late
that his loving wife would go and beg
him to "wait until tomorrow" One
night she said to him: ''Are you
not going to bed at all? What are
you doing?" And he turned and
slowly answered.: Il am trying to
make it possible for every poor man
to have a watch''-a result which he
very nearly accomplished.-Youth's
COmDaniOn
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
Scale of Good wife.hIp.

Robert Rurns, the poet, divided the
scale of good wifeship into ten parts:
Good nature, 4; good sense, 2; wit,
/; personal charms, 1. The remain
ing two degrees covered fortune, edu-
cation, family blood, etc.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

The stomach has to work hard, grinding
the food we crowd into it. Make its work
easy by chewing Beeman's Pepsin Gum.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
Lanes Family MEDICINE.

Moves the bowels each day In order to
be healthy this is necessary Act gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price 25 and Soc
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

Every misery a man misses is a blessing
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
The Life-saxer of Children

The London mint produced lO7 ,6S9, 5lS
coins last year.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the fast
est and brightest colors of any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggists
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

Aesthetics must be built on ethics
Rams Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

Romance seldom outlives good digestion.
News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

l do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
10, 1900.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

is Hoxsie's Group Cure. 1t prevents and
cures Membranous Group, and Diphtheria.
No opium to paralyze the brain. 50 cts.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
TIE
AfghdniSfan MaSfiG
BY Q. K. Underwood.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Copyright, 1901, by Authors syndicate)
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16

Opportunities make obligations.-Ram', y
Horn
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1901-05-16
Asking Too Much.

A Louisville man is considered sort of
authority on all literary topics. He is con-
stantly consulted, and recently dude went
after him for information on a certain top
ic. The man of letters kindly gave it. But
somehow or other his dudeets was slow to
catch on. He wanted to know the why and
wherefore of a lot of things connected with
the subject. Why was it thusly, and where
fore was it not so and so? The literary man
explained and explained until he grew
weary. Finally his boredom and irritation
overcame his politeness. Sir" he thun-
dered, angrily, you come to me for infor-
nation on this subject. | give you the facts,
but, Heaven knows, | cannot give you the
brains TO grasp them. You ask too much. !"
louisville Times.
A Gentle Hint.-Tommy- me a
story" Uncle-''A story! But | don't
know what to tell you story about" Tom
my-"Oh, tell me a story about little boy
who had good uncle who gave him six
hence Pick NJ. In
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
Something: New Under
The Sum-

ALI doctors have tried to cure CA
TARRH by the use of powders, acid
gasesvs inha1ers and drugs in paste
form. Their powders dry up the mu-
cous- membranes causing them to crack
open, aad bleed. The powerful acids
used ia the inha1ers have entirely eaten
away the same membranes that their
makers1 have aimed to cure, while
pastesr and ointments cannot reach the
disease. An old and experienced prac-
titioner who has for many years made
close study and speciality of the
treatment of CATARRH, has at last
perfected a treatment which when
faithfully used, not only relieves at
once. but permanently cures CA
TARRH, by removing the cause, stop
ping the discharges, and curing all in
Illumination. It is the only remedy
known to science that actually reaches
the AFFLICTED parts. This wonderful
remedy is known as ''SNUFFLES the
GUARANTEED CATARRH CURE, -
and is sold at the extremely low price
of One Dollar, each package contain
ing internal and external medicine suf-
fcient for a full months treatment
and. everything necessary to its per-
feet use.
"SNUFFLES'' is the only perfect
CATARRH CURE ever made and is
now recognized as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and
disgusting disease. 1t cures all in
famma ton quickly and permanently
and is also wonderfully quick tore1ieve
HAY FEVER or COLD in the HEAD.
CATARRH when neglected often
leads to CONSUMPTION-E'SNCF-
FILES" will save you if You use it at
once. 1t is no ordinary remedy, but
complete trea tment which is positively
guaranteed to cure CATARRH in any
form or stage if used according to the
directions which accompany each
package. Don't delay, but send for it
at once, and write full particulars as to
your condition, and you will receive
special advice from the discoverer of
this wonderful remedy regarding your
case without cost 10 you beyond the
regular price of "SNUFFLES'' the
GUARANTEED CATARRH CURE.
Send prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt of
One Dollar Address D 244, EDWIN
B. GILES & COMPANY, 1880 and
1882 Market ST., Philadelphia. eodwtf
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
Woman Comes to Kenosha and De-
CIared That She Was the Miss
ing Evanston Woman.
THE POLICE HAVE ANOTHER CLUE
But an Examination Reveals Only For
mer Resident Here for Visit With Her
Mother-Miss Ely Not in Kenosha.

There was little ripple of excite
ment on Main street about five O'Clock
Friday afternoon when it was reported
that the long sought for Florence Ely
and Frank Rogers, of Evanston, had
made second appearance in Kenosha
and what was more to the point, 1t was
reported that the woman in the case
had admitted that she was Miss Ely.
The woman and the boy came to
Kenosh from Milwaukee during the
afternoon and strol1ed about the street
in an ainless sort of fashion. They
had walked up and down Main street
and finally they went to building in
which number of worknen were en-
ployed. The little boy seemed inter-
ested in the work and the woman al
lowed him to climb up in the window
and get a better view. The woman
| talked freely and in course of her re-
marks she dropped word that she
was Miss Ely. She said that she had
been in Milwaukee for some time and
had come to Kenosha to spend the day.
The report was at once commun1-
Gated to the police Office and the wo-
man and the boy were looked up, but
an examination showed that they did
not tally with the descriptions of the
missing people and the police made no
effort to hold them. The woman and
the boy left on late train for Milwau-
kee. While the woman had an air of
mystery about her it is thought more
than possible that she assumed this
air for the sole purpose of making
people believe that she was the mis-
sing woman.
That the police of the city are look
ing for the reward offered for the cap
ture of the missing pair is shown in
the fact that they went after two other
suspects Friday afternoon. When the
boat came from Chicago woman and
boy a1ighted from it and the police
seeing that they were something SINH
lar to the missing pair half hours
followed. The officials
of the law were greatly surprised when
the end of their investigation brought
ont the facts that the pair was form
er we'll known lady of this city and her
son, who had come to Kenosha for
visit with the mother of the lady.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
CAPT. BARRY FINED
For Running Steamer Burke to Waukegan
without a Permit.

The excursion steamer Robert E.
Burke, of Chicago, owned by Captain
Peter Barry, has been fined $500 by
Collector of.Customss nixon for viola
ton of the statutes regarding steam
boat inspection. The burke was in
spected by the local board of steam
boat inspectors at Milwaukee together
with the other steamers of the Barry
fleet, and the license issued allowed
her to navigate Lake Michigan for a
distance of four miles north and south
of Chicago and two sn1iles in the lake.
The steamer was sent to Waukegan
with an excursion without securing the
necessary permission from the Chi
cago inspectors, and the fine was the
result. Captain Barry will probably
appeal to the Secretary of the Treasury
to have the fire reduced.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
Latest Trousers Recipe.

ga year or two ago." said a young
man to friend, II spent a few weeks
at south coast watering places. One
day 1 saw a machine which bore the
inscription, Drop a penny in the slot
and learn how to make your trousers
Fast AS 1 hadn't a great deal Of
money, I thought an investment of a
penny to show me how to save the
purchase Of a pair of trousers would
be small capital put to good use, so l
dropped the required coin in, and a
card appeared. What do you suppose
it recommended as the way to make
nay trousers lastY
Don't wear 'em, 1 suppose"
mo"
E'What did it say?''
make your coat and waistcoat
first"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
Funeral March as Dance Music.

can orchestra leader in Kansas City
has proved Nashville a very slow
town." said a man from the former
place today.
"a fire which almost destroyed q
theater in Kansas City enabled him tC
get the proof" he continued. among
the few things in the theater that
were saved was a pile Of sheet music.
In this pile were several funeral
marches. For joke the Kansas City
leader decided to send the funeral
marches to a lively friend in Nash
vile, who was also an orchestra
leader. The Kansas City man learned
a short time later that the Nashville
leader was playing the funeral
marches for two-steps at every dance
his orchestra was engaged for. AT
last reports nobody in Nashville had
caught on"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
ITEMS OF INTEREST,

New South Wales has $4,000 miles
Of wire netting as a fence protection
against rabbits.
During April no less thar thirtyItwo
and one-half tons Of eggs were sent
to England from Bulgaria.
The thirty-one beet-sugar factories
in this country now yield more than a
third of our domestic sugar product.
There are forty counties in Texas
which have to seek legal advice out
side their limits, as they have not a
single attorney of their own.
Two thousand of the thirty thousand
books on the French revolution, which
have been presented to the BibliO-
theque Rationale by the British mus
cum, will be kept there. The remain
Ing $4,000 will be sent to the Bib
IiotheQue Sevigna.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
Salvation Fold Il Numerous.

The latest statistics of the Saliva
ton Army show that there are 1872
corps now in the United States, with
twenty-four food depets, which have
furnished 10000 monthly meals, 100
social institutions for the poor, with
a total daily accommodation in the
same of 1900. The workingmen's ho-
tells number sixty-six and the work
ingwomen have six. with an aggre-
gate of 6,325 inmates. Five labor bu-
reauS and three farm colonies are es-
tablished. the latter having 240 labor
ers. Other minor institutions and slum
settlements number about eighty in
all. The expenditures on all these
institutions in 1900 was S253. 900.
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First publication, August /, 1901.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

RENOSHA COUNTY COURT-In Probate.
N In the matter of the last will of John
Elverman, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands OF all persons against John Elvel man
deceased, late of the town of Randall
in said County of Kenosha. will be
Cf Kenosha County at the regular terms
Of said Court to be holden at the County Court
Room, in the city OF Kenoshs in and for said
1901, and on the first Tuesday of March
A. d. 1902, at 10 o'clock A. M. of those days;
also that the time until and including the t1rst
Tuesday of February, A d. &c., is the time
allowed and limited for creditors of said
John Elverman, deceased, to present
their claims for examination and alloWancesof
Dated at KenoSha, the Goth day
July, q. d. 1901. By the Court.
RUSSELL H. SLOSSON,
16 County Judge.
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First publication, July 25, 1901.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

OTATE OF WISCONSIN-Kenosha County
y Court-In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of Michael Zeien,
deceased
On the appeal in said matter from this Court
to the Circuit Court OF said County, said Cir
cult Court by its Judgment, date the 10th day
of June, A. D. 1901, certified transcript Of
Court on the 9th day of july, A. d. 1911, and
recorded in the record books of this Court.
AmOD% other things appointed Henry F. Jor~
dan administrator of said estate, and he hav-
ing duly qualified and letters of adminiStra-
ton having beer by this Court in pursuance
of said Judgment duly issued on this day to
said Henry f. Jordan as administrator of the
estate of Michael Ze1en, deceased, under the
seal OF this Court.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against Michael zeien,
deceased, late of the town of Brighton,
in said County of Kenosha, will be
examined and adjusted by the
County Court of Kenosha County
at the regular terms of said Court
TO be holden at the County Court Room,
in the City of Kenosha, in and for said county,
and on the first Tuesday of March, A. D.
1902, at ten o'clock A M. of those days; also
that the time until and including the first
Tuesday of February, A. D. 1902, is the time
allowed and limited for creditors Of said
Michael Zeien, deceased to present
their claims for examination and allowance.
Dated at Kenosha, the 23d day of July,
A D-190l.
BY the Court
RUSSELL H. SLOSSON,
County Judge.
Henry Wtesmann,
Attorney for the Estate and the Admins
traitor, 10
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08

Of this number 1,949 are males and
2,645 are of the feminine gender. Of
the children between the ages of seven
and thirteen 737 are receiving educa-
ton IN the private schools, while 1000
are in the public schools.
The figures as presented show a
small increase over last year, when
the total number of students IN the
city was 3,947.
Counting the population from the
school census, granting three and a
half people to each school child (the
accepted average), the city has popu-
1ation of 1872, ~
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Mcdowell &c Kroncke, Attorneys.
First publication, July %, 1901.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

HENOSEA COUNTY COURT.-In Probate.
In the matter of the Last Will and Tes-
lament of William Hotter, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against William
Hotfer, deceased, late OF the town of Wheatland
in said county of Kenosha, will be
examined and adjusted by the County Court
of Kenosha county at the regular terms of said
court to be holden at the County Court Room,
on the first Tuesday OF October, A. D. 1901, and
on the first Tuesday of March, A. D. 1902,
at 10 O'Clock A. M. of those days; also that the
1n d @ Is t6 See t rs an ID
limited for creditors of said William
Hoffer, deceased, to present their claims for
examination and allowance.
Dated at Kenosha. the 23d day of July,
A. D. 1891. By the Court,
RUSSELL H. SLOSSON
County Judge.
Attorney for Administrator Is
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-08-08
First publication, July 25, 1901.
order to Hear Petition for Administration
NENOSHA COUNTY COURT-In Probate.

l. IL oV PesOAAS@OAOLS uAS ~OS A"VA'
Order to Hear Petition for Administration
RENOSHA COUNTY COURT-In Probate
At County Court held in Probate in and for
the County of Kenosha at the Office of the
County Court in the City of Kenosha, on the
22nd day of July, A. D. 1901. at 10 o'clock A. M
Present the Hon. Russell H, SlOsson, County
Judge.
In the matter of the estate of Mary vi. Mar
latt, deceased.
On reading and fling the petition of Walter
T. Marlatt, representing, among other things,
that Mary M. Marlatt, late of the City and
County of KenoSha, on the eighth day of July,
A. D. 1901, at the City OF KenOsha, died intes-
tate, leaving goods, chattels and estate within
this State% and that the said petitioner is the
surviving husband of said deceased, and pray
ing that administration of said estate be to
him the said Walter T. Marlatt, granted. 1t
is ordered that said petition be heard before
this Court on Tuesday the third day of Sep
TENDER, A. D. 1901, at 10 O'Clock A. M. at its
Office in said County.
Ordered further, that notice thereof be given
to the heirs of said deceased, and to all per-
sons interested, by publishing notice of this
order for three successive weeks prior to said
day OF hearing, in the TELEGRAPH-COUR a
weekly newspaper published in the City of
KenOsba, in said County.
Dated Kenosha, the 22nd day of July, A. D.
1901.
RUSSELL H SLOSSON,
County Judge
Mcdowell &c Kroncke, Attorneys IA
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Q - - TO e "a.
Bears the >9Th0 Kind You Have Always Bought
S's, e. NKzazzzzW

The Racine Telephone company has
taken an appeal in the long contested
injunction cases brought by Racine
citizens.
Between the ice trust and the gas
and electric trust there is little left to
Kenosha people except to trust in
providence to pay their bills.
Richard Swenson and bride have
gone on their wedding trip to Buffalo
where they will spend a few days. at
the Pan-American exposition.
William Owen will remain iD Keno
sha for the remainder of the month
making preparations for his part in
the play to be produced in Chicago
late in August.
The Racine council was forced to go
into secret session Friday evening to
escape the demands of a female lobby
which had gathered to demand action
on the telephone fight.
Mrs. DR.. Camfe1d and daughter,
Laura, have gone East for an extended
visit. They will visit with friends in
Buffalo, New York and Canada before
returning to Kenosha.
Used by the ladies of fashion all
over the world. It's without doubt the
greatest beautifer ever offered the
American women. CSC. Made only
by Madison Medicine Co. c. H.
Hurd. dwa3
Kenosha Camp M. w. of A., No.
1864, held very interesting session at
Castle hall Friday evening. New ap-
p1ications for adoption are coming in
at each meeting and the order is in a
1ourishing condition.
Captain Martin Knudsen, of the Ra-
cine Light House station, accompanied
by his wife, called on friends in Keno
sha Friday. The Captain was the
guest of Light House Keeper De-
Diemar in the afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Anderson, of
Racine, were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. L. N. DeDiemar Friday. Mr..
Anderson was formerly a member of
the Kenosha Life Saving crew, but he
is now with the Racine crew.
Henry Ho1tzen, who disappeared
from Racine, has returned home. He
claims that he had started to Europe,
but that when he reached Chicago he
was robbed of $500 and he decided to
return to Racine and go back to work.
Sister Freda, president of the Swed-
ish orphan home. of Joliet, ILL.,, Sister
Bertha, Mrs. Erickson, Mrs. Dah1berg
and Mrs. Nordstet, also Of Joliet have
returned home after a few days visit
with A. F. Westin, on York street.
The Kenosha theatre going public
are promised very interesting season
this winter. Manager Rhode has been
very busy during the summer months
and has booked many of the best at
fractions on the road. A full list of
the playes booked for the season will
be given later.
Salem is to have another saloon, as
the agent for the Fortune Bros. Brew
ing company has opened place in the
village. The saloon will be in charge
of George Lucas. This will make two
saloons for Salem, and it should be
sufficient to keep the people of the viii
1age in wet goods.