The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1901-10-30
FROM A BACHELORS VIEW

| cNom "A oANaELOA'S VIEW
There are easier things than wear
ing u willing collar and being in love
at The same time.
Many a man has never married
when he meant to because of his first
sight of her in bathing suit.
| Marriage vows wear out about as
quick as anything that is made; but
they are patched up to look almost ae
good us new.
III any woman was ever foolish en-
ough to really explain her reasons for
things to II man she would lose her
power over him.
Somehow it is the way of clever wo.
men that if they didn't have anything
cut furs to wear in hot weather they
would make themselves look cool.
The man was never born who could
make himself understand on boiling
hot night why woman wants to know
for the lifticth time if he loves her.
Every body will always tell stran-
ger it Is very unusual weather, and we
never had anything like it before, ex-
cept year when ii was either warm
er ur cooler
When a woman sits down tu thlnk
what She would like to cat if she went
to fashionable restaurant she never
gets past thlnKing what she would like
To wear while she was eating it.
Half the men in the world wouldn't
be married if it hadn't been for some
other woman.
There are plenty of women who
arent pigeon toed, but mighty few
who aren't knock kneed.
1t sounds awful nice to talk about IL
MANS wealth of love, but that klnd
doesn't buy many mutton chops
Before she marries man, a woman
may care whole lot TO have him look
like god; but after she has got him,
what she most cares about is not to have
him get up cross in the morning.
When they arc engaged man can't
think of anything 80 prosaic as what
his future wife knows about things to
eat; but after they are married he will
raise thunder if he can't give cards
and spades TO the best cook on earth.
The pir is scra CHER than the sword.
You can mend broken heart, but
never broken promise.
1t isn't the girl who bushes at an
off color story that you want to look out
for, but the girl who doesn't.
Not one girl in thousand is ever
halt as much III doubt as to whether
man loves her as whether she loves
him.
It's mighty mean married man who
sits down and figures out how many
billiard games, drinks, and cigars he
could pay for with all the money he
spent on fl>wcrs, theaters, and suppers
when he was engaged.
The man does the fishing, but it.
isn't the woman who gets caught on
his hook.
Most women can make love matches
for others good deal better than they
can for themselves.
The second stage of love wouldn't
be half 30 stupid 10 most people as it
is If they hadn't fon ed themselves so
much about how exciting the first stage
was.
When man has the fool idea about
being lord of his own castle, he gets it
mighty well knocked out of his head
when the castle gets populated by two
babies, nurse, a bull pup, and litter
of kittens.
Ask tho devil what thing most inter
feres with his plans and he would tell
you work.
'HThe little boy who really likes school
must be the same one who never had
TO learn to eat olives.
l, "A woman's idea of successful day
Is to wash her hair and then write 6
forty.three-page letter while it is dry
'iingA
Most any man who has been through
both experiences will tel You that il
he had to draw to a molher-in-law OF
a daughter-in-law he wouldn't dal.
choose.
| The man who gets mad because hi
wife all Says insists on staying home t,
take care of the baby would get goo,
deal madder if she insisted on taggin,
around after him.-New York Press
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