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The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
TAX E0U AIIzATICN.
b The 1las Farmers and Property Own
ers e. ] II Small Towns Got the
II IL Short End Of the Equalizer. II

The vail of woe in last weeks
y mocrat would cause the innocent
reader, if he believed it, to think the
district had lost an efficient, capable
and untiring official, and that not on.
~ his district but the state at large
had suffered a great loss by the sen.
ate's refusal to confirm John E.
Kings appointment; that of the
twenty-one members on the state
board Of equalization there we've only
hive compel, Mt, and John E. King
was one of the five. Well, let US zee
what this great and good man did do
70 bring the tax dodgers to time and
place many millions of hidden wealth
on the tax role. If it is by reducing
the asse ssed valuation of all the large
cities in the state that such reforms
ale: brought about then they did it,
for they reduced Minneapolis ten per
cent, St. Paul ten per cent, Duluth
ten per cent, .Mankaro twenty per
cent, and SO on. Now, ten to twenty
per cent reduction in the large cities
soon runs into millions. For instance,
minneapolis was reduced from Sit,
100000 in 1899 to $11o, o,2oo 900 in 1900,
and these millions deducted FROM the
cities wete added to the rural dis
tricts. Mobiles county, the home of
the famous man, was raised from $4,
696, 800 in 1899 to SIS .399,O4l in 1900,
a raise of $7o2,441, or to make it still
palmer, farm lands,iR Mobiles county
raised from $7.b to &.77, a raise of
$l.W per acre, raise of $l63, 20 on
Eevery quarter section in Nohlea eonp-
ty, and the other four counties 10 his
district were raised az follows: Cot-
tonwood county by $1.27 being add
ed, Murray county $l06, Pipestone
county $l.4l and Rock 81 o. making
in the five counties a raise Of nearly
two and a quarter million dollars.
l think the farmer tax payers will
wish that he bad been removed year
sooner when they find that in 1899
when A. 0. Hendricks was member
OF the state board they only increased
lend values in this district as follows:
'Nobles county three scents pcf acre,
Cottonwood six counties, Murray four
cents, Pipestone six cents aud Rock
two cents.
But then John e. King was after
those tax dodging farmers and he
Caught them. J. S. MCKENZIE.
Adrian Guardian, Feb. Is.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Attention.!

The Benefit League ha been the field January
paid all claims Immediately the receipt of
Dr. Proof the claims Paid has run n9 the HUNDREDs and
policy in the League Which viii give you $50 per
disabled accident and $40 $40 per month
and $500 of burial fund
death You the whole these benefits for the small cost of
with privilege paying advance wish at
time of the Policy good all parts of the where
resides without
ford yourself grand protection when be had for
e b cost of the pooV and all prem Now YOUR time has
Jed va while health double for
disabled and nothing assist This
t has paid claims almost in the and is popular
nearly town this state Any lady gentleman
between ages Is and 60 gbe health policy
in the Old Reliable Benefit League of Minnesota.
Good, active agents chm find winter employment
with us at good profit. Home office 1902 Lumber Ex
change Bid, Minneapolis, MINI. ID
prompt meeting
your Anyone wishing will profit
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Prompt Payment.

G. A. Brown, of Luverne, president
of the Pioneers, was in town Saturday
and paid the accident claim, 500, to
Mrs. w. F. Tibbetts, account Of the
death of her husband. The insurance
$1,000. would have been paid but for
the absence of the physician. This
will be paid as soon as the proper re.
cord is received. This is a very prompt
ettlement and speaks we,A for the
company.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Working Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by
those tireless little wcrsers-Dr
Kings New Life Pills. Millions are
always at wort, night and curing In.
digestion, Biliousness, Constipation
Sick Headache and all Stomach Liver
and Bowel toubles. Easy, pleasant
safe, sure, Only 2bc at F. A. Groez
niger & Co, drug store.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Cold Cure for Busy People.

Many people neglect a cold be-
cause they say they have no time to
attend to it. Krause's Cold Cure is a
remedy which can be taken without
danger while performing your daily
duties, and will relieve the most ag-
gravated cases in "a hours. Price 25c.
Sold by F. NJ. Hickman. f. =. .<s n.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
For Shattered Nerves.

A remedy that will soothe, build up
the wasted tissues and enrich the
blood is indispensable. Lichty's Gel
cry Nerve Compound has been won
derfully successful in cases Of ner-
vousness, as thousands Of grateful
people will testify. Sold by F. M.
Hickman.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Headache Causes.

Headache is usually caused by liv-
ing in poorly ventilated rooms, over.
indulgence in food or drink. iHsuf6ci-
ent exercise, mental atrain, excite.
ment or malaria. Krause's Head
ache Capsules quickly cures the most
severe cases, and leaves the head
clear and cool. Price 25c. Sold by f
NJ. Hickman.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22

Walter Aagaard will tell you where
to make good investments in real
estate. Go and Gee him. Real Estate
Office, Worthington, MINI.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Never Had q Cold

since I began carrying a package Of
Krause's CQh Cure Capsules in my
vest pocket. I take one whenever I
feel a cold coming on. Its easy. Price
25c. Sold by F. NJ. Hickman.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
Send Your Money b
Bank Draft.

The following table shows the
charges for sending money bs. ex-
press money order, post office order
and band bank draft:
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22

Above PRICES include revenue
stamps. It will be seen that the
bank draft is the cheapest. It is alb
solutely safe and most conven-
lent,
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
NURSERY STOCK.

you want nursery stock at wholesale prices, do not
fail to place your order now.
Apple or CRAB Tree, year Ictelsc
Scotch and Austrian Pine, to it., times
transpanted 25e
Norway Spruce and American Arbor Vitae,
to feet 1oc
Box Elder and ASH to feet Sc
White Birch, 4 feet 2Sc
American Elm, 6 to feet l5c
Mountain ASH to feet Et
Plum and Cherry, year 35t
Grapes DC tU IUc
Gooseberries and Currants $500 per IOO
Blackbcrries and Raspberries $50 90 per 100
Strawberries, 75c per 100, $3.50 per 1000.
Roses and Fowering shrubs 25c
FRED MOHl, Adrian, MINI.
The Worthington advance., 1901-02-22
" SPRING GOODS y !

1R5 OOz. Shirts-worth up to
81 rs odds and ends of both white
and colored shirts, special to close
3OC
6 DOZ. Shirts-S different pat
terms of golf negligees worth 75c,
while they last only
SOC
25 DOz. Hose black ald tan,
the l5c quality, special
&c
) DOz. HOse-Fancy stripe S
and plaids, 25c qualify, special
only
l7C
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02

Spnes De pirfclia, at 8iitten {.
itps. Nr. aimer9"
ga. oct ipucsS lea. ioarcoc ST.
rter.
6ruen bIep bpioti Griietet al Sor.
bitreIie, og eiterat baoc aipet Yige.t
ct ginf itrco bun moieitrtiif no al
aontoret.
Sci, ia Sinner be0rspct, hun
lpmrgte mig Iisefrem % ieg maotle
iiae, hnoo icg mcnic. Gnbper ifaI
tale Sanbbeo meb fin Npite'."
SeIeioncn ringeoe iajcn, % ga al.
mer ipareoc, ia Ell Strmme: Sea
er Irs. Tlatt. DC peo, tlprc Sinner.
at hi ifaI Ia en- lioen sirtcieit / npitc
llac. % ri bill gieruc hoINe Den / Dc.
res Sus. 6aar pi Sop?" Sinner
por nrr peb at unoifuInc iig mco, a.
ct al hans @sru Dor mat; men ino
hulfeoe han pao, Of han lflIIoe tale
Sanobco, oa ban iporcoc:
"Ntci. Nrs. Watt ica snifer life
Of lc Den Soften | nit MlS."
Get f%orrnnrer mic at bore Gem
tale iao. Mr.. sinner. Nporior oil
De life ba Teitcn?"
"Nei". ipareoe Sinner, "ioroi Nir.
tciolfene iibite Sang. ri hapoe Dem
hos oS, ipiIte Sage pao @ulptrppct
% iraootc ocn neb, iIo1 litpftcr eu
bel Gel aopper % (ollerfcncr %
gif oerpaa no | gpen % iortalte. at
bort SilS bar iaa ooorIia ioripuet.
Seq snifer life at ino iliae Golf
igien."
"Ssr DIR. Sinner, pcobIep Wra.
Elott meb bsi Hsit. "0ct er mig Tor.
talt, at % ifol Ia iaat 1t min Wtono
bar beifirnfct, on ban bar nleo paa
airfeiciten / Tcres Nu&. Spcrfeu
han eller icG bar billet fro. at &c bar
iaat noget inaoout. Men III nil lea
ipsrge Gem ON De bar in1t set"
"Ntei, oct bar ica life, Mr5.
Elott."
"Sror &c, ban oor beifirnfct?"
iriiteoe 6rlier.
ga. Oct tror ieg, Mrs. Elutt.
"Sarpel, Mr. Sinner. TTr ian
mil at la barre at talc til min WtarN
eller mig mere"
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
Papbcleernc= Stcrrclic.

&c npcitc llu0ericgelier bar goot.
glort OF al oen Gale ON u~forhoI05.
muHli9 heic S~upbglgcr milGeit talt
mna bctcgnca iom Spcrbripclier.
@eINcr laa bsic iom Sitie trrifer
man lIct life lao iprIi1 oite. leIp life
noor GerbenSbopcnc or / oct itcrfcit1
Sprcr.
On irauit Sornet, Der bar uUrct
paa &orbomleilina har nnitillet CT
Npffc mcaet n~sin9tiac NtooliuQcc
ooer 9sIgcrnes SrrGhc, @rcbnc %
@cihe, % Ell nihcn'tobcIia Aiboro'
ling Der or aiiuttct pon 8runola1 al
Moalinacrnes HeiuItotcr, er blcoct
oifcntIiaqiort / ct 6ogifriit.
Aoruettcn bar pGret pon Sopct i
&c beitiaite Storme. men ulIigepcl
bar Siiicererue life obierneret pal,
ger, Der bar prret zoe 36 Son bcie.
% innoonne 9slaer or enbou TIM
Ioattoact Ell enfelt Sang. ncmIig !
oct moiite Ocean unoer Ell Srtau n
Noropeit Der / Sftober iiior roienc
Imcllcm adp oct gooe Sdnb % DC ~
imoa Ter St. EolI o. Nmitcroam.
vi 30 til icritjcuiac 3ioer poo
2aqen iorctnane Wuolinqer bar ma,
facet en- @ienneminiisbeioe al tur
30 300. iaa Neuilct ior DC operbrcpuc
@%erctninger ont N~slqehsioen mao
betru0tes ion fulot no lcpcret. Sd
man tor cnbog ii9e at ieIn eli tcut.
meliQ fraitia Storm / oct nnbne Son
life iremfnIber gslaer. hulS Ssib1
Qlenneminitlig or itort ooer IL 900.
Sorerrig uorer nnturligoiS od'cn
9slQcrnes SGnaoe % Aiitanbcn ira
Siam til SAM ina mart Ell lterfcre
@lTit iore9er oereS Seioe; ia SGra'
nen tiltogcr uTitcn itGrfere emo Ssi.
sen.
SoaIehc5 blep ser UNDER cu !
IuQc5 Storm nf @eit inqttoqct peo
anp net gooc Sdob, al 9sIger. hpls
Seioc firn norebc fra 90 iii % 300.
/ 2Tnaocn tiItoQ ira $50 til 725
To6.
&c Irnaite @sIacr. Soructtcns 81
iiccrcr mnalte. Dor ean ca. 1870
Too.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
Zen ifanoinapiife Gaipos
Toripar.

Spenif "Gitoubluoet" i~noebolo:
nnlig Ell lpngerc iuNlenot Irtifel orr
Sen ifanoinopiitc palpss 6orlpor.
Snblenberer ouapClcr, al oct. lom
mao iiges at ppre en- al 9onco'
betinaelierne for Nalpscns belOiac
6oripar. mansIer, ioroi man euom
life bperfen i Spcriae eler 3orRc
ipnes at booe iunct 2incne Oh Tor
bens rette getnorina Ser buroe"
Tiger S~nbienberen Ior Selinrmett
pqre en- iraes S~pCrlcoelie, Der pInu
mGSiia funbe oncrITgae. bpno Der
par usopenoigt for oct."
Snoienberen utrcr, at Der furNc
finoes Here Naobcr. hoorpao CT ina'
oant Advancement flnbe orones. OF
ontpoer. al oct ianoipnIiapis FER.
iiatSmGsiiait piloc funne opnane3
eiennem en- miIitrr aonpeniion.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
Puie al Sano.

s 5OsIarene bar Der | Ell al 9tor.
ges 9per en- s%Sarper, iom lPlte me-
get % par en- foritanoig Wano. San
lit Den Soc, at Suie funoe la liJ
bpggc al Sanb, naur Waterialct
inmmenbolotes al aalf. Bel, ban
uIrteliggioroe i'm Soc os opferte ei
ganife tort SliS al Sono; men IN
ben oct bar bragt unber Gag, foit
nogle iterte Hegnifpl, og Suiet bait
neo. aulfen mao life ba p9ret AZ
oct rette Slog. Golf 10 Sarperelt
no % 9ioroe 9tor al ham. San for.
isgte life Here 8nnge al bpgge pon
Ben Wdobe.
gu fommer imiblertib Ell ameri
fonif aoniirl % iortGacr os, at oell
ianme Zoe giennemisres meb Selo |
3piflono. aonlulen beoer 0tar
Noebr % er uniat / Waabebur9.
San inobcretter til lloenrigsbepar.
tementet / @aibington, at en- m
Sort Sten. iom tiIpirfes al Sanb
og Salf, fommer til al ipine Ell big
tig Roae / @paningspGienet. Ono.
til npIie, tiger ban, blep ocunc Ster
Jet ncb poa lom noact ilbruabnrt
eler ioIiolb betroatet meh Mis-
tnrfc; men SSorisn hor qootqiort. al
Sen or iGrbeles ififfet til gp9ninas.
item. % &c Soroommc. Den msbte.
or rpboet oipeicr.
Silpirfere al "Sonoiten," iont 81
fam faloc Ocn, tiener Eenge iour
Ores. % ale %e8ne / belle Spiflano
opitaar Sabrifer, lom gier 9p9.
ninasiten al Sonb % aalf. De II
Gpriebeoen aniatte 9psningsinipef
tsrer troeoe lGnae, at Oct me 9pg.
gemoterial bar ct Eroouft al en- al
oisie forilsine Socer. iom ben o.
iinoellernes Si6saIoer. bpori nj le
Der, err ina rig paa; men iiben er So
TONNE paa onore Confer. Gin
Nooitano mob Sonoitener bar &c
mn Iabet fare. Golf LITER Den, iorbi
ben er binig.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
peanuts o9 Mclf,

Gn rma aatboIif / Anburn, q. D..
trnfte. Ou Soften begpnote. al ban
Uiloe prone al Iepe pan lan lIoet lOm
mliliq. "Sfal nj iuite, iad ifdl ri
rirfelia ioite~, mcnte bon, % be
ihlttcoe at bielpe iig meo en- Eirt
Hcanuts % Ct 8Ids ReIt ON 0aaen.
Zen lntge Mnno beoer ,Sohn II
aralts % or. iom Haunet piier, al
inf Scrfomit. Nr. arous bar
Ipit Spiioloqi. oe ben hopbe lGrt
ham. at Ell Giut Reonuts inoebolot
mere Rpriug emo Dem iomme Beat
al 9iiiteg. Roo Slaset II fieber
bon en- Yint itegte TeanutS al Ell 90
beipIaer. ug iamtioiq ioor ban ia ct
@las MeIt. Ia ban / is 9dae bop.
DC Iepct pan oenne aoit. inn6t bon
til lin Sorunoriug, at ban ocieoc 3
Euno mere enh isr. ! oct belle toitcr
Maoen ham ~ Gents ON llGer. inet
ban beiaIer 30 Gents Tor Dc Eenmtg
ran iortrrer. OF / Gent 8lnsiei Tor
WteIfcn.
Ia. hi Renneiter fan leue binie.
ON pi oil.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
j. &. Oriteos minoe.

Ganife 9labe minber ON, at DC.
Senoag Den l0oe MartS bar %
4ar, iiocn $. Is. Grlteo bsbe, Den
Mfanb, bpis epofegisrenbe Spoa'
gclie bar Den eleftriife StremS Sno.
ilpoelie paa Wa9netnadlen, nleo an.
ore Orb Gleftromngnetismen. Er-
iteo fit, Ifriper .. gtatt.", 20 Iar
eiter Den aIminoeIia regnet ltsrlte
ofientlige Gnerfienbelle, nogen bsoe.
lig fon pente, nen1lig Ell Statle. i
Iaret 1867 a~filereoes nenllig Seris
fauS onielige 2riteosminoesmGrfe
/ EritebSparfen.
Spongelien ifeoe allerebc i 1920,
% grlteo ienoie Den no / Seroen |
Ell lioen paa Satin afattet gerct.
ming, Der pafte Den itsrite Spli9t
geroen oper % ifaf1ebe ham euro
pGiif gnieelie oa Inertienoelie i.
Gr, ira oct iranifc Ifaoemi og 8i
oenifabernes Selifab / SonoOn
1S20-22). Selp hapbe Griteo
neppe poo bette Sibspurft Inelie
ON, bpor pibtrGffenoe @etponins
hans Spbaaclie al electromagnetic.
men ienere ifuloe faa; men ban
ifllloe mart foo Einene onbneoe Der.
Tor iaiennem Wories Spiinoelie al.
Sen alene al 2rItebS Spbagelie be,
tipaeoe eIeftriife Selegrai.
0anmarf oplepeoe Grlteb life
at ie Selesrafen / praftiif Sirfiom.
beb. Sort ire aar efter bans Gso,
Den lite Sebriiar 1851, aabneoes DEN
isrite banife Selegraflinle, Der meo
lloipring | Seliingsr git oper Sis.
benbapn, aorssr, Hpbprg, 6reberi'
cia, Slensborg, Henosborg % Ilto-
no iii Somburg, % Iaret bereftcr
bIep osioa 0orge og Speri9c 40
oenne 2inie lat / Sorblnoelie meo
&ontinentet.
Nelem europa og Imerifa no.
laqoeS Den fsrIte aabel / 1858, men
ben boIbt neppe Ell Waaneo; fsrit /
1866 blep Ser etableret en- parig re.
legroiiif Sorbinoelie unoer Itlonter.
hapet, og ire Iar efter Il 1869 It'll.
tebeS Oct itore norbiife SeIeerai-
ieIifab.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
Ct Optrin omboro.

Nr. @alier Tomrolf tortGller |
SuecciS isIsehoc liloragelie.
Yi bar omboro | Ell Seeanoampcr,
% Den andre Iageii ira Neiu gort
foni pi no for ct operb9nbigt 8elr.
Eropelitangen bar brpttct, % ri
orcp bielpelslt ior Yuio % Soue.
gslaerne Hog oper Sfibet, % scr
opitoo en- alminoelig StrGf. Spite.
rife apinoer lprang bio % bio, %
MGnocne bar ble9e 90 rcruele.
Oricercrne. iom life pioite. boao Der
par bGnot bar eienlpnlig bangc.
HGhlelsleener triieoe meo at o~pltoa,
Wtibt | alt bette buffer ieB ell uula
Wfano peo Rapu Sionc, lom gior0e
i'm ieritc Hcile %tililca. San tom no
ira lin Snbpt / Ell iliinfenbc M Si5.
maroSoraet % nar roIig % iattet,
TN Serre, iom bao6e renot frem
on tilboae % blot par ilert Ct Eor
alGouiugSitpftcr. areb ham / Sfu!.
orenc. irutfeoe bam MOI HrIingcn
% ia ! Ell biolig Zone:
"Sor NiuIenS SfpIb hpoo cr Scr
ipeicu huab or Scr ipeieu2"
"@cboa al lppre aopteinen mo
rcbc Stone.
Soar &c roacu Soe on, hpoo Ger
aoor Tor iia?"
Stouc too iii llbr on al 2ommcr.
ion pna Oct on ia, ibct han mo-
ielNtc en- 8saifp ira i'm Cigar:
"SSea ontor, al noact bUnhcr hpcr
SirSboN Worgen. Gette or min
isrite Grip, % set or life mia. ION
icrcr Sfibct Nennc @unpcn
On lem Wiurtcr Dor Srocucr
qieroprettct. &c iorifrrntc has
ioacrer bIcp roIinc. ga sc ioo. huor
llrrn on iattct sen lirnc MonS nar
Wir. Iomroid nnisrcr bcttc iom
Grcmocl poo, hpnb Ct cnItc %iorrui.
tiQt WcrncIfc fan l,Nrcttc / Ell Slot,
iom bar tnbt @~citrbeIler,
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02

piret, ben par paffct ino /. 5 to I'll.
tGIoer fit Rerioner, iom gift meo
Sanifer, fine SGnoer ilemt ior.
brGnote al Spnet, mben at bet gioroc
Saniferne rtoeet. 8uIoubre OF
8rlbitas er life alenc bit imeItet al
9pnet, men oct imeIteoe MetaI CT
bit borte oeiaa. st Iaoet @epGr
bIep triifet al 2pnet. og alt Metauet
/; 8ep9ret Iise til gIpfusIen imeltet;
men arubtet fog life Tpr! s en-
Hog 2pnet neo, LUTTE ale
S%orlpiene os fpIote Hlmmet meb cit
ono &sgIugt. : aomminebuiet /
Spon log oeiaa 9pnet neb % t9nbtc
ole DC eleftriife 2ps. Saa 2pnet bar
mango 2uner.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02

9dt bel, Nr. Sinner Ia iniet. men
peobIep at orbeihe | al geifeoenbeo.
San haooe iolfnlo efterleoet "Sanb.
beosiorcninaers" 9ub. On Stuno
otter fom Gheiens SiiitriL Irs.
@orton. inb, iulst al en- garucpi9e.
ION bar hcnocs lille Son.
"Sfo, @r. Sinner. ia Sri,en. leo
bar iaobnn emit iii Of pie Gem por
lille 8ut. Den foritnnbia'te % isbeit,
/ belle @erSen. Sor DC noscuiinbc
iert CT 'on oeiIiat garup"
Ga. iparebe Sinner. "bet bar iel
rof."
"Spao. Rr. aimer?" raabte
6ruen merit iorbaitiet. "giI Gc
fanite iortGle mig. al Dor lille M
ireo or - MI bporior Tiger Ie Oct
life meo rene Sro - en- ling Out?
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02

;. ee Cplus 100000 Of Reeorubs ROhens 0or8estart or iUr l3nse fcen
y uoiO9t % ri bar ior en- 9fO foen mOotoget onOet Gplas at 10000.
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
0ouamo nnoerpamosbaao.

we pore erierc bar brrt mere euer minore
Sonaun uuNerodHoetdaa. bporoe6, BET CT
rrnliai At bepGae ha 'rG Sre III Sieo belt IN
Der Rnunei. ceis fanlcods Sieuben bar 81
tort ariasnib liggenet rcltaf en- tirrfi hefG'
Ne, Sfpr' inu ben liHe elaRHosPan euffe uUs
Der % irguae ifeul uuott Sdnhet Ill Siibet.
Gubringe frafiigt SpTPHshof unoer bet ca
fprPnae BET pufien uncu eaaGul al bite no
oner @dnnei. Nebeus ralnuns H0nbeu benz
nelia rSel1easr Sieuhens tore Sfibe. anariher
liaflsbes coiiei.ers Wapet, tiers % uHoerfIer
farliae SraopTmc pdu On fiR'ien nTufrfrliQ
RGabe. Eonle ill Tcier bill aIne tor gtrs
CHne. Ierue Bitter NE olene belbreoer ne
tNae. uier ben forehnaner oafna Shnhcr Ten
hurhe tnafS AZ ole. fGm rriiasr e. zFnr'euris-
~ et rriIei aNsriuesmtoheI 90 en- eloereH'
Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02
Bot SOoeu.

Siaia Sepemaaoe. g3iIot 8limat. an.
sen SIiSares ON Siniersu. ,ntsi SoIiti, ON
Sommeren 9auo i9laes ira 81 nj IS Or.
Acre. Biliee carter meo Gueeu & Gree
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Decorah-posten., 1901-04-02

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The age-herald., 1901-04-27
The Judge's Lucky Day.

Today is Friday. and I only see thir- teen cases docketed." said Judge Feagin in the Police Court yesterday. T won- der If the clerk Is trying to give me bad luck? If he Is. he has missed 1t, for Fri day Is my lucky day. The mere fact that I only have thirteen cases to try Is itself a piece of luck
 'I didn't make the docket. your honor, although the docket makes me-" said Clerk Meade. ''The police didn't do any work yesterday They are the ones who make the docket
 They were busy selling tickets to their benefit performance, said the sheriff. They didn't have time to make arrests. They were making change all day"
 'I think the spring weather has made them lazy" said the judge. "They are suffering from innocuous desuetude."
 Shall docket a case against them for lt?r asked the clerk.
 Not yet" said the judge. Wait a lit- tie while on them. Maybe they will be benefited by their benefit performance and be able then to perform more work
 .They perform we'll on the stage" said the sheriff.
 Shakespeare says all the worlds a stage" said the judge. Probably that's why they have policemen all over the earth.''
 Who is Shakespeare your honor?'
The age-herald., 1901-04-27
A Domestic Difficulty.

'There's been little domestic trouble in colored society,"" said an officer. There's the evidence. your honor," he continued, laying two large stones and a bloody collar on the judges desk.
 What is the cognomen, surname and trimmin's of the defendants?" asked the judge
 ''Bill Bridges, assault and battery on Bridget Bridges" said the clerk.
 '.Kind of 4B brand" said the judge. 'Ts there anything bran new about 1t, or is it the same old story"
 Bridget is the same old thing. your honor" said the officer, but there are two bran new holes in Bills head"
 Do those rocks fit the holes?" asked the judge
 q don't know. your honor." said the officer "The defendants head was too sore for me to try on the rocks"
 That's pity said the judge. If the rocks fit that would be strong pre- sumptive evidence"
 ''The rocks are evidence that Bridget was strong, your honor," said the officer. "They are quite heavy, and if Bill had not been negro they would have crack ed his skull As it is only his brain Is cracked"
 What have you to say to being an Amasonian sling shot?' asked the judge of Bridget, who was not Irish despite her name
 All got ter say. jedge," said Bridget, lis dat Bill war a beatin' me an I flung der rocks at Bill in self-defense."
 Did he beat you much?" asked the judge.
 'La Jedge." said Bridget. Dat man am de wust beater in Pigeon Roost. He slam de bed at me, an bang me wid de table and wore out de poker on my he'd. Dat poker ain't no use enny'mo', jedge an 1t cost CT quarter
 He gave you no quarter with the poker. did he?'' asked the judge.
 Dat he didn't. honey-'skuze, me. mean jedge." said the defendant; it war my own quarter I spent fur it.".
 ledge" said Bill, "ebber since my wife bin fussin' I bin gwine fishin' Fust I went fishin' down de L. and N, but de fish didn't bite; den I tried de K. C., but didn't hab no luck dar. Den de nex' time she fuss I went down de Central an 1ar ketched 35 fish. I brung 'em home an gin em ter her, an I se'd, Honey. git up