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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
A BROTHERS. LOVE.

Lostant, ILL.,, July s.-James Watt,
of this place, by one little act, has
given a splendid example of. that
never dying love which exists be-
tween brothers, no matter how far
apart they may be.
Mr.. Watt was a great sufferer from
Kidney Trouble and Nervousness.
He was very much used up, and al
though he had tried a great many
things, he had found nothing that
would in any way relieve him. Some
one suggested Dodd's Kidney Pills,
and he used six boxes, and was COM
pletely cured.
His first thought was for brother
in Belfast, Ireland, whom he knew to
be afflicted in the same way that
he had been. Mr.. Watt Immediately
sent supply of Dodd's Kidney Pills
to this far-away brother, together
with his recommendation based on
his fortunate experience.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
Noblesse ObIige.

"Reg your pardon, kind lady," began
the polite beggar, "but I'm badly in
need of money"
~ wonder if you deserve help" said
the kind lady, suspiciously. eff were
to give you a penny. what would you
do with it?''
"Your generosity would overwhelm
me, ma'am; I'd buy a post card and
write you a note of thanks."-Tit-Bits.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
Gave Hin Warninx.

Western Judge-Why did You kill
Long Jack?
Hair-Trigger Ike-He was a bad
man, y'r honor, an it was case O.
chaw or be chawed.
Judge-Did you give him any warn
ing before you shot him?
Hair-Trigger Ike-Oh, yes, y'r hon
or. told him to hold up his hands
n. Y. Weekly.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

For all ribbons but white or those
that are badly soiled an excellent
method is to put all kinds together
INTO fruit jar that is half-ful Of
gasoline. Cover it tightly, shake a
few times and allow it to stand over
eight. In the morning the dirt will
oe found at the bottom of the jar.
The ribbons should be shaken, not
squeezed or wrung, when they are
removed from the fluid, and hung in
the open air to dry. White ribbon
is turned yellow by gasoline. Do
not use the gasoline near a fro or
ight.-Detroit Free Press.
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Not q Success.

'I warn you," he said, threateningly,
''to keep away from Miss Billion. I've
been making love to her myself"
Have you really ?" replied his rival.
"WeIl, she'll be glad to have the matter
cleared up"
Cleared up! What do you mean?"
'sWhy, she said she thought that's
what you'd been trying to do, but she
wasn't sure."-Chicago Post.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
Had to start the Game.

Amos Squashbeak-No, sir; won't
give you nothin' to eat. I'm jes' sick
an tired feedin' fellers tibet hain't
willin' ter work. Why, jes' yesterday
my wife give loafer hull dried-apple
pie, an the ongrateful scamp went
right to the wood shed an stole new
six-dollar crosscut saw.
launching Henry-Well, he had ter
git de pie open some way, didn't he?
Judge.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
A Misht.

"That engagement of young Mr..
Dolley and Miss Kittish is broken off,"
"What was the cause?"
"Oh, Dolley put his foot in it, as
usual"
"How?'
HE was trying to pay her COM
pliment and said she'd been looking
real pretty the last few days."-De
troit Free Press.
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Meant What He Said.

"Oh, there goes Nell Gaddington
with her financee," said old Mr.. Grum-
pleson.
"Father!" exclaimed Gladys, who is
graduate of Smith, won't you ever
give up the habit of butchering our
language? You mean feeonsay."
mo, I don't mean feeonsay, nuth-
er! Amt she goin' to marry the
blame fool for his money ?'-Chicago
Record-Herald.
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Too Suggestive.
FLORENCE ALLAN.

'.You look discouraged" remarked the
visitor.
and feel it," sighed the manager of the
great Pacific Slope Prune company. "After
all the time and money / have expended
proving to the public that the prune is no
longer fake, that miserable old editor
has to step in and wreck my assertions"
81 hope he didn't run your ad. in the hu.
morous column
Worse than that! He ran it under the
boarding house notices. Chicago Daily
News
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
The Proper Computation.

You may not believe it, but 1 saw
mirage OF sea serpent one day, while
looking out over the water" said the
man in.the macintosh.
Il can believe it readily enough"
commented the man with the white
spot in his mustache. "You can see
almost anything in the air when the
condition of the atmosphere is just
right
And when there is just enough
whisky mixed with it," added the man
who had his feet on the table.-Chica-
go Tribune.
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More Than Good.

Entire nous" said Miss Ayers, who
delights in talking dictionary French.
ARE you very fond of Mr.. Goodhart?"
''Well." replied May Brightley, she's
a very good friend of NINE"
"Ah! Your bon ami?"
s'Better than that. He's my bonbon
ami. He brings me box every time
he calls."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
Best for the bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has C.. G. G.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
In a Tight Place.

"You look thoughtful tonight,
Smith," remarked Brown, as he
stretched himself on the bed.
EYES," sighed Smith; 81 have just got
q note from the landlady."
ssWhat does she say?"
''She says that must pay my back
board at once, or her daughter will sue
me for breach of promise. I'm think
ing what I'd better do.-Tt-Bits.
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Dealing IN Future..

The evenings counting was ended,
They were standing at the hall door:
de ready to take his departure,
And she to be kissed just once more.
His thoughts were all of the future.
But of them not word did he speak;
He was wondering how they could manage
To keep house on 50 week.
Chicago Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

First Shirtwaist Man-There goes
Mr.. Schermerhorn in a new shirt
waist
Second Shirtwaist Man-That is no
new shirtwaist! That's one of his last
summers shirtwaists-see how large
the sleeves are!-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

Snobbins-"I should think you'd be
afraid of having that big dog around
you all the time. If had him should
be afraid all the time he would go
mad. Snubbins-"Bu he doesn't have
to Hive with you. you Boston
Transcript.
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Batting Him.

Rodrick-It seems incredible that the
wise Bostonian should have been duped BY
the grafter's game of three shells and pea.
Van Albert-It is easily explained. The
pea was discarded and bean substituted
Chicago Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

A Pretty Good Sign.-"What makes you
think she's in love with you, Tom?" "Oh,
she called me You horrid, mean thing!'
last night. "-Philadelphia Evening Bulls.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
A Peculiarly.

Some men of wealth have made lot.
And, pray, what have they done with it,
They simply add to what they've got
Instead of having fun with It!
-WaShington Star.
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Just So.

This world is like a crowded bus,
A few good men perhaps
May find a seat, but most of us
Must hang on by the straps.
Harlem Life.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

Every actor in play ought to have a
least part interest in it.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
Cherf1hed.

The man who thinks he knows 1t all
We oft abuse him slyly,
But green goods men and bunco sEarps
Esteem him very highly.
washington Star.
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His View of It,

McJigger-I thought your wife was eco.
nomical
Thingumbob-Such ignorance! My dear
man. no woman is ever economical. She
is either extravagant or stingy.-PhiladeL.
phia Press.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12
The Darned Socks,

The hospital nurse leaned over the
form of the PROSTATE sufferer. "Your'
feet are torn and bleeding she said;
"you must have had terrible jour-
ney."
"It was my wife's fault. She insist
ed''-a sudden look of anguish came
owed the face of the patient-"on darn
ing those socks herself."-Leslie's
Weekly.
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The Flying visit.

That mans my friend who just steps In
My office. makes his errand spin.
Then says: I'm off-I must not stay
see this Is your busy day."
.ChicaEo Record-Herald.
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Hardships of City Life.

"Pa, what's a metropolis?"
"a metropolis, Jimmy, is place in which
it costs you about % cents street car fare
to get out where You can pick clover
Chicago Recorduerald.
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1zs1 i 1)zs1aS =
A suggestion.

"Don't you-know," said the kind
faced old gentleman who stops to talk
with the children, "that it is very
wrong for you to fight a boy smaller
than yourself2"
'Yes," was the reflective reply.
I'm willing to take my share of the
blame. But think he ought to have
lecture, too, on the imprudence OF
speaking rudely to boys who are big.
ger than he s."-Washington Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

They Jump.
Two things there are that women
Will jump at in trice;
These things are rash conclusions
And timid little mice.
Philadelphia Press.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

"What would you advise me to make
of this colt. a trotter or pacer?"
I'D make sausage of Hmm. Y
Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

He-I have spoken to your mother.
She-Have you! And did she accept
you?-Ally Sloper.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1901-07-12

Miss Kathleen Graham, 1859 Florida
Ave-, N. w. Wash, ID. c., writes: cat
the solicitation of a friend I was adj
vised to use Peruna and after the use
OF one bottle for dyspepsia felt almost
entirely cured take pleasure in rec
ommending your remedy to anyone who
needs an invigorating tonic. kathleen
Graham.
q prominent authority on WOn7en'S ca
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
Bold RObberies
In Chihuahua.

CHIHuAHuA, Aug. ia number OF
robberies and attempts at robbery have
been made OF box cars at the Mexican
Central depot and yards OF late and the
thieves have not been apprehended.
Last night the watchman heard man
at work in car and opened the door.
The thief shot him, grazing his head.
Four shots were fred at the thief but
he was not touched.
bold attempt at robbery was made
upon q moving train near Carralitos.
Two men mounted upon good horses
rode beside the train at point where II
is Obliged to run slowly, and one man
on either side was attempting to open
the door of a stock car loaded with hogs
when they we're discovered by the con.
ductor.
A moving train WAS robbed while in
motion near Ortiz on Sunday and box
OF shoes and one of shawls stolen. Thi,
is evidently the same outfit which com
mitted the robberies recently when the
governor was appealed to by the rail.
road company to take some steps in the
matter.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
In Early Days.
0ld.Timer Back

Pete Spence Is reported by the Pros
pector to be in Tombstone shaking
hands with old acquaintance" During
the palmy days OF that camp Pete con.
tributed to unenviable history making.
He and the Earps were not the best of
friends, and when Morgan carp was as
sassinated one evening Pete was suspec-
ted by the surviving brothers OF the dead
man as being the perpetrator OF the
deed. Pete took to the hills, and the
Earps, accompanied by Doc Holiday
and Texas Jack" hit the trail In pur-
suit. The sheriff's posse under Johnny
Behan were after the Earps Pete eluded
his pursuers and Holiday and his gang
distanced the sheriff. Holiday Is dead ;
the Earps are scattered to the four
winds aud now Pete can return and tell
how it happened; what beanie OF "Cur'
ley Bill" and, il he choose, enlighten
the public as to who did kill Morgan
carp. But ii is not all likely that Pete
Spence will do this; he might conclude
TO announce himaelf a candidate for
sheriff OF Cochise county, and the
episodes OF the early sos would not be
catchy campaign literature. Pete ia
reminiscense, only.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
She was Young
And yet a Widow.
matter.

CINCINNATI, Aug. IA When John
Knock applied at the Probate Court to-
day for license to marry Nab Nelson,
who lives on Bremen street, it came to
light that she is not only under sixteen,
but is a widow at that.
The uncle OF the would-be bride was
present to give consent to the issuing
OF the document, but as she is under
the age specified by law the license was
refused.
The pair went to Newport, Ky, to
get the desired document. Again they
were disappointed. When the girl
widows age was given as seventeen
the clerk refused to issue the license.
At Covington, Ky, the permit was issu'
ed. Judge Donelan. OF Newport per
formed the ceremony.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14

a noh'n and a note worthy mbi-
ton. TO die in Arizona at this
season of the year removes many
of the horrors of death.
Carver ought to die here, and II
we had a governor with spark OF
either enthusiasm or patriotism, OF
sentiment, here Tod would shuttle
off this mortal coil. We are not
complaining against Tod Carver
lot it bo understood. Far from it.
We think he has been neglectful
There are SO many people in Ari-
zona that ought to be killed, and
who are still alive, that man en-
gagged in the killing business will
find it difficult to make a satisfac-
tory explanation of his negligence,
The real reason why Governor
Murphy should issue a ukase for
the termination of Tod Carver in
Utah, is because Tod Carver neg
lected 80 many opportunities to
improve. the adolescent common
wealth of Arizona. If Carver had
only killed or carved more fellows
here than he did before he was in
terrupted, it is safe to say that we
would be able to get up an agita-
ton here to save him from hang
ing in Utah. But, in the mean
time, the Phoenix Republican
ought to have higher apprecia-
ion of Mr.. Carver's efforts-even
though they fell far short OF our
necessities and expectations.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
A PATRIOTS REWARD.

We are panied to notice that the
Phoenix Republican, a newspaper
for which we have a very high res
pect. on occasions. is disposed to
sneer at the patriotism of Tod Car
yer.
Tod Carver it seems has a weak
ness for killing people, and taking
the goods and chattels of people
whom he did not find it necessary
TO kill. This kind of conduct it
must be admitted is contrary to
the rules and by laws that we have
adopted for the regulation of our
society. Tod went outside the
rules some times was bitimpul-
sive. SO TO speak, and surely deser-
we'd a good rnhing down by the
board of governors.
But to send Tod to Utah to be-
hanged--that's another question.
1t seems that Tod expresses a pre-
ference for premature slide intc
eternity from Arizona. This i
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
Improves the Hostetter's
Appetite and Stomach
Induces Sleep. Bltters

Miss NANCY MILES, the lobby
made Lieutenant General of the
army, wants to limit the midway
performance at the Pan American
Exposition during the visit OF the
West Point cadets. just like
Miles. Always appealing to the
sentiment of old woman, never
thinking that a thorough education
requires universitality. But what
does Miles know about education I?
A little dry goods clerk until he
blew into the army, and since then
cared for by the Sherman fs,,;ly,
one of whom he married. Bah!
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
Astounded the Editor.

Editor S. A. Brown, OF Bennettsville,
s. G., was once Immensely surprised.
"Through long suffering from Dyspep-
sia," he writes, "my wife was greatly
run down. She had no strength or vi gor
and suffered great distress from her
stomach, but she tried Electric Bitiers
which helped her at once, and, after
using four bottles, she is entirely well,
can eat anything. It's a grand tonic'
aud its gentle laxative qualities are
splendid for torpid liver" For lndiges::
ton, Loss OF Appetite, Stomach and
Liver troubles it's positive, guaranteed
cure. Only SOC at l.. Zeckendori Il Co..
Wholesale and Geo. Martin, retail, drug
store,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
A Good Thing.

German Syrup is the special preacrip
tion of DR.. A. Boschee, celebrated G er
man physician, and is acknowledge to
be one OF the most fortunate discoveries
in medicine. It quickly cures coughs,
colds and all lung troubles of the sever
est nature, removing, 90 1t does, the
cause OF the affection and leaving the
parts In a strong and healthy condi-
tions. 1t is not an experimental medi-
cine, but has stood the Test of years, Civ
ing satisfaction in every case, which it's
rapidly increasing sale every season con-
firms. Two million bottles sold annually
Boschee's German Sysurp was intro
duced in the United Stated in 1868, and
is now sold in every town and village in
the civilized world. Three doses will
ra,;,eye anv ordinary cough. Price rs cts.
Get Grse1.'e Prize Almanac.
Artists supplies browns art store.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14

A NEW ACQUAINTANCE.

New Jersey has long been noted
as a State Of freak products 1t has
incorporation laws that try to rival
in liberality those of Arizona. 1t
has stinging jellyfsh, mosquitoes of
many varieties and of a size and
ferocity not known elsewhere. The
farmers of that good old State
make a decoction Of the juice of
apples which they call applejack
by way of courtesy, but which
people who have no reason to con-
ceal the truth describe as Jersey
lightning" Men not unaccustomed
to strong drink have been known
after partaking of Jersey light
ming" to express a preference for
death by electrocution rather than
endure a second time the agony
caused by potations of Jersey ap-
plejack. Now, in addition to sting
ing jellyfish, man eating mosqui-
toes and death dealing applejack,
Jersey has developed another hor-
ror-a bug no larger than the head
of a pin, but built strictly for bus
mess, and supposed to be an i'm
portation from the West Indies of
the chigoe persuasion. Forty or
fifty OF these tiny insects, it 10
stated on the authority of a New
York sensational paper, made it
necessary for a large hotei TO be
dis ismantled of it's furniture and fit-
tings and also necessitated the ap-
plication of enormous quantities of
chemicals to exterminate the pests.
Of course a bug that goes to
New Jersey must be something out
of the ordinary. If it were just
plain, everyday sort of insect it
would make its home in New York,
or Philadelphia or Baltimore or
Washington or st. Louis and be
with it's surroundings.
The New Jersey bug described by
the newspaper naturalist burrows
an inch under the skin OF its VIC
tim-that is, it adopts such tactics
if it is female. Having located
in the body of the unfortunate
man selected for torment. the fe-
male matches out large number
of little bugs. The victim is thus
filed with insect parasites which
make life hideous. Eminent scien-
lists in Philadelphia have studied
this tiny terror with microscopes,
but have been unable to classify
it, although agreeing that it is of
tropical origin.
Possibly some sons of New Jer-
sey who served in the army in Gu
ba imported the parasite breeding
mite from the Gem of the An
TILES" or some hero returning
from the Philippines brought
back a supply in his uniform or
blanket. This is one Of the discour-
aging features Of ourcolonial pos.
sessions Whatever is bad about
them we are sure to acquire with
out delay. The good things come
slowly. 1t does not appear that
New Jersey 10 proud of possessing
monopoly of the terrible little
bugs from the tropics, and 1t will
probably soon be heard from in
other parts Of The country,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14

SRNAToR SCoTT of West Virgin
ia, whose barrel is more command
ing than his craftsmanship, insists
upon tn. nomination of Mark
Hanna for president. The sug-
gestion is appropriate. Mr.. Han
mas administration will be on trial
in 1904 and he ought to accept
the responsibility of securing its
vindication.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
To save Her Child.

From frightiul Disagreement Mra.
Mamie Galleger. Of Lagrange, Ga, ap-
piled Bucklen's Arnica Salve to great
sores on her head and face. and writes
its quick cure exceeded all her hopes.
1t works wonders in Sores, Bruises, Skin
Ernptions, Cuts, Burns, Scalds and
Piles. 25c. Cure guaranteed by J..
Zeckendorf K Co., wholesale, and Geo.
Martin, retail, druggist.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
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For Public Use.

Diego Valencia has added an elegant
mp to date end strictly high grade car
riage to his business.
is equipped with rubber tires, the
finest OF coach springs and axIes, and
luxurious inside finish TO afford the pat
rons the greatest possible comfort. 1t
will be out for the first time next Sun.
day, August 4th.
The magnificent coach harness used
with this rig was made by hand at Fred
Ronstadt's shop and the carriage itself
was also made TO their order Tel POI
81
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
Unqualified Endorsements.
September 25. 1900.

September Is. 1900.
II affords me pleasure to commend in
the most unqualified way THE History
Of Our Country" by Professor Edward
s Ellis. which you have just published.
The text, the logical arrangement and
the illustrations are all worthy of the
most sincere praise. 1eongratnlate you
in advance upon the great SUCCESS you
will certainly have with work of such
merit. A copy of it should be in every
home, as well as in every library of the
land. Very truly yours, etc.
SENATOR !. b. FORAKER.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-08-14
FIATULENCY

belching and sourness of the stomach
cause much suffering. llostetter's Stonl-
ach Bitters will prevent such troubles
1t cleanses the blood of all impurities,
keeps the stomach in good order and
wards off attacks of dyspepsia, indiges-
ton and bihousness. Everybody needs
it to prevent nervousness and insomnia
and to keep the bowels regular. he sure
to try it,