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Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18
The Csko That wa, nurnl.


There was a little cook. and she made
little cake,
She put 1t In the oven Just to bake,
bake, bake;
II was full Of plums and spice,
And Of everything that's nice,
And she said, "An hour, | reckon, II
viii take, take, take"
And then that little cook went to have
u little play,
With very charming eat across the
way, way, way;
She forgot the cake, alack!
1t was burnt, well, almost black,
And wonder what the cooks mamma
would say, say, say!
Tho little cook ran off, ana confessed
her tale of woe,
For TO find her cake a clnder was O
blow, blow, blow;
Cheer up" the mother said,
As sho stroked the golden head,
For accidents will happen, we all
know, know, know"
Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18

vegetables had been nibbled on and
as Fuzzy had never been kaowa TO
go into the garden he thought some
Wild woodchuck had made bis homo
close by to be near Fuzzy That night
he set trap, The next day when he
visited the trap, there, caught fast by
ono leg, was Dorothy's Fuzzy Poor
Fu2zys leg was broken Ho moancd
and gronned while It was belng ban
dagod. Ho was put to bed, and Dor
othy smoothed him and pettod him,
and cried over him, and she felt that
Fuzzy understood how sorry she was
for him, After long time Fuzzy was
ablo to go about as well as ever Oat
he never again showed any inclination
to so into the garden. Little FoIks,
Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18

Teddy was out In tho back yard,
digging well with an old Iron spoon.
liO had on his grandpn's straw hat,
which, Of course, kept falling down
over his eyes
Teddy" called grandma, 1T Is too
hot for you to stay out any longer;
you must come in now"
II was time for Teddy's nap, but she
didn't say So
II aln't Teddy" said the little boy;
"lso grandpa, and Pse dlggn' u well.
My bossy'cow Is all 'tarvin' TO deaf
for water SO Use got to dig IT,
But grandpa comes In to rest when
the sun Is very hot, you know" sold
grandma, You may go out TO work
again when It Is cooler, just as grand
pa does"
Grandma bathel the hot LITTLE face.
and took OFF his dress and his shoes
and stockings, so that his neck and
his arms, and bis little pink feet
might cool off.
Grandpa lies on tho lounge to rest,
you know, Teddy" said grandma.
But | don't want to take nap!"
said Teddy.
NOR does grandpa; you see, he just
lies down and reads the paper, and
II he gets sleepy he goes to sleep;
that's the way he does"
"All wight" said Teddy, selling
newspaper and climbing on the
lounge. But I want some grasses,
grandma, can't see to read wivout
grasses, you know"
Grandma found some eyeglass bows
with 10 glasses in them; and Teddy
held them astrldo his nose with, one
hand.
Mus road to you, grandma?" he
asked.
III you please, sir; I'd Hbe to hear
the news"
"rhe news is--er- err staring at
the upslde-down paper, and seeing the
picture OF boat; there's a awful
storm and tho boats all turned over,
and the peoples all drownded dead"
you don't say sol" cried grandma.
"And there's a war" continued tho
little reader, and tho men wlv guns
shooted some uvver men, and and"
Here the little fellow began TO yawn.
He stared hard at the paper, but his
eyes would close; then down dropped
the grasses" and Teddy was fast
asleep
Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18
Hunting WIN ,hp lam IA.

The new sport begun by natural
lists, Of hunting all manner Of wild
creatures with the camera spying
upon them In the supposed privacy OF
their retreats, studying their habits.
domestic customs and individual
traits, offers n pursuit Infinitely more
significant, more elevatiHg and Ot
greater value to humanity than tho
sport whose vista Is bounded by tho
sights Of n gun-Darrel. II certainly
calls for higher courage and inso-
much Is more manly occupation.
Tracking big game to its lair, circum-
venting 1t at short range In order
to get 1t in good light waiting for IL
to strike an effective pose, then calm
ly swapping a shutter, while unfet-
tered by cumbrous weapon and am
munltion, is brovor deed than touch
Ing trigger at rifle range, 1t GER
tainly demands superior skill and
yields superior results. When the OBJ.
ject of the chase Is some little harm
less animal, 1t Is usually a much more
difficult feat to secure its reflected i'm
age than 1t would be to slay 1t with
a charge Of shot or to land It with
n hook.
Through camera observation, O vast .
new department Of education is being
opened up to the student vast field
in delightful surprises, and a tender,
intimate appreciation Of animal life,
which cannot help but make better
and wiser those who probe It's myste-
ries
The hunt with the camera Is an up
lifting occupation, educating to a new
reverence for the humblest OF created
things, and free from the brutall2lng
Influences of sport which has killing an
It's end.
It is an ideal pursuit for young peo-
pie, many OF whom have shown them
selves most successful in the delicate
flnesse, the patience and stealthy
movement essential tn drawing near
their quarry without disturbing It,
In field and orchard, in canyon and
vale, among the high mountains and
in the forest depths, among birds and
insects and shy four-footed things.
weird and fascinating life stories are
waiting to be unfolded which have
never yet been told.--San Francisco
Chronicle.
Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18
senator Beyerldge, the most rampant

Senator Beverldge, the most rampant
expanslonist in Congress, is on the
way to Russia, ostensibly to study
commercial conditions in that country.
In view Of Mr.. Beveridge's well-known
notions on the subject, 1t is not unfair
to suspect that the real purpose Of his
visit concerns the ultimate annexation
of the cars dominlons to our already
growing property. OF one thing at least
we may be quite sure, with regard to
the Senator's travels, somebody elsa
pays the freight Monitor.
Hutchinson gazette., 1901-07-18

who has never done thinking never
begins doing
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27

AS a man advances in years lie
realizes the limits of his ability.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
Handicapped by Hls Name.

i have often thought that Born
sons name is a handicap to his popu-
lar1ty with foreigners. 1t is so diff
suit to spell and to pronounce that
people avoid speaking and writing
a8b0st him for that reason. Ifhe had
"a short and easily remembered name
like ole Bull or Greg, the musical
composer, or lbsen, he would be much
more talked about in the drawing
ruoras and thenewspapers. The COM
plieated and completing combination
Of aetters means "the star and the
bear" which, although accidental, is
especially applicable to its owner, and
Ahey are pronounced Burnsturn Burn
sow. E. Curtis, in Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
Like the Judgment Of Solomon

Mrs. Ann Mcdonald, Of Pittston,
Pa, accused Butcher Max Corners of
stealing a goose belonging to her.
The latter denied the charge and said
he had purchased it from farmer.
1t was question of yeracity between
the two, and Alderman LOTUS de-
cided to let the goose make the de-
cision. Accordingly, Constable JO-
seph White was told to take the bird
TO the vicinity Of Mrs. McDonald's
home. If the goose recognized the
place and entered the property it was
her goose. AS soon as released the
goose turned from Mrs. McDonald's
door and flew up the street in the di-
rection of Corners store. He got the
decision.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
The Language of Stamps.

If postage stamp be placed up
side down on the top lelt.hand cor
ner Of the envelope it means that
the writer loves you. If crosswise
on the same corner, "My heart be-
longs to another and can never be-
long to you. Placed in the proper
way on the same corner, Goodbye
for the present, dearest. " If at
right angle on the left-hand top cor
ner, II hate you" The left-hand
corner at the bottom, placed the
same way, ~ wish or desire your
friendship, but nothing more. ="
Left.hand bottom corner, upside
down, "Write soon. If put on a
line with the surname on the left
hand side it means accept my
love" If upside down in the
same position, Il am already
engaged. " If placed upside
down in the right-hand corner,
MY heart is another's you must
write us more" If put crosswise
on the right-hand corner, it asks the
delicate question, DO you love
me, dearest?" If on the right-hand
side of the surname, proper way, it
says, Il long to see you; write i'm
mediately." At the bottom right
hand corner, cross wise, mo" At
the same place, upside down,
Yes. At the bottom right-hand
corner, proper way. Business
correspondence. "
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
a HOW TO Go TO BUFF %.
Pointers for Persons Wishing to
Attend the Pan-American
Exposition.

Millions of dollars have been ex.
pended to make the Pan-American
Exposition at Buffalo an interest
ing and instructive affair That
end has been accomplished and per.
sons who witness the grand display
will be impressed by the magnitude
of the project. 1t is purely an
'All America" enterprise and all
Americans should see it.
All tickets to Buffalo over the
new Akron route are good Tor stop
over at 'ChataugUa Lake; and all
tickets over this route via Buffalo
to st. Lawrence River and Cana
dian Resorts and Eastern points,
Acluding New York, can be made
good for stopovers at the Pan-Amer-
lean exposition and at Niagara
Falls. The expense for tickets. The
comforts enjoyed en- route, the
sights to be seen and the privileges
for extending journeys to the most
noted summer Ravens in the Lake
region, should be investigated.
Persons who may think they are
not able to stand the cost will be
surprised at the enjoyment ard
pleasure they may be able to exper-
fence at small expense. Those
who visited the Worlds Fair will
also be agreeably surprised at the
Pan-American Exposition, and
those who have never attended ali
occasion of this kind shou not
miss this opportunity to be a true
American by attending an American
Exposition. c. H. HAGERTY, D
P. Agt., Louisville, KY, is waiting
to tell you about it,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
CUPID ON A TRANSPORT.
At Honolulu Thirty Couples of
Teachers Went Ashore
To Marry.

San Francisco, CAL, Aug. 10 -
Sixty school tea cheers of the four hun
d ed who started from here on the
transport Thomas, to take charge
of the schools in the Philippines
we're married at Honolulu. When
they departed from this port they
were utter strangers, but comPan.
ionship across the Pacific brought
about numerous love affairs.
The captain of the transport
steeled his heart against the per
sistent lovers, who desired to b'
married on the ocean. He won d
permit no marriages on the ship
When the Thomas reached Honolulu
boat was chartered and thirty
couples went ashore and were mar
ried, one clergyman officiating al
the unique ceremony.
These teachers were chosen from
various normal universities of The
country to take up the work of or
ganizing the Philippine schools
Their acquaintance on the trans
port was of less than ten days du
ration, but they evidently improved
the time.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27

In the days following the baby's birth
there is often a long uphill struggle to
recover strength, and the nurse buies
herself in the preparation of jellies and
broths for the invalid.
When DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton is used as a preparative for mother
hood the babys advent is practically
painless, there is abundant strength to
nurse and nourish the child, and a rapid
recovery from the shock aud strain in
separable from maternity.
uI was pleased that DIT. Pierce answered my
letter." writes Mrs. c. w Young, OF 81 South
Regent street lee Park, Wilkesbarre, Penna.
UWhen had those mishaps I began to think
/ would never have children. My back used
10 almost break and l would get sick at my
stomach and have such headaches I did not
know what to do they used to set me nearly
crnzy and / used TO dread to get up, I felt so
bad then began taking DR.. Pierces Favorite
Prescription When baby was expected took
Il all the time was that way. felt fine all the
time, and never get those dizzy spells now.
hardly ever have nervous headache any more.
have perfect romp Of a boy; he is the light
Of our home. ] am now twenty years old and
my baby is almost eight months old. now feel
we'll and weigh $50 pounds, and the baby 73H
pounds We feel very grateful for the good your
medicine did for US, We are both healthy
thanks to Dr. Pierce's medicine"
Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets keep the
bowels healthy
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
RAILROAD BUSINESS.
As Spasm odic in Char acter-"NeveI
Rains But 1t Pours"

As Spasmodi in Char acter-"NeveI
Rains But 1t Pours."
~The spasmcdic character of rail
ruad business adds to the difficulty
of operation" SAYS Charles De Limo
HMle, in the Century. To-day there
will be a comfortable volume Of bust
ness 10 handle. 10 morrow it will
ccRne with rush from apparently un-
reEsted sources. The writer learned
by experience, whenever certain
southern connection reported a
large consignment Of bananas sin
sight" to look for heavy shipments of
building stone from the western con-
necajon at the same junction point.
Another fact that was never satisfac-
torily explained was that no matter
what day the passenger department
SELECTED to advertise and run couple
of excursion trains, that very day wit
messed the heaviest freight movement
of the week"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
'0c. 2bc. II G. O. @. fail, druggists refund money.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCKS,

COCKERELS FOR SALE $1.OO
to $500. Only few left. EGGS
So per Is. from birds valued at from
$40 to $50. RoDMAN MEAcHAM,
Hopkinsville, KY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
ONE wOMAN'S WAY.
Has ali Her Seasons Dressmaking
Done at One Time.

Has All Her Seasons Dressmaklng
Done at One Time.
One woman l know deliberately
gives mp about fortnight to the set
ting in order of her wardrobe each
spriDg and autumn, refusing all en-
garments during that sacred period,
4nd wholly giving herself up for the
time being to the hot pursuit Of
clOthea. Needless TO say, her dress
maker is always forewarned and is
ready for the invader, and so manages
10 get all the fittings into the fort
night. But, candidly, | don't know
how it would work out if many others
were at the same game; | should think
al would at Least mean the death Of the
dressmaker. However, the plan seems
10 work admirably for one; my friend
goes through her season as if dress
makers did not exist, and always has
che right frock ready. She is both
RIGA and clever, may remark, and |
am inclined to think ii is only rich
and clever woman who can carry out
such a system-one for whom the
dressmaker will set others interests
aside. AT the same time ! often Won
der the system has not more follow
ers. for there are numbers Of very
wealthy women in London to whom
am Immunity during the season from
the eternal torment of the dressmaker
would mean very great deal.-Wost-
minister BUDGET.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
A. H. HANSON, C. p. A., Chicago.
w. A. KELLOND, A. c. p. A.,
Louisville.
Low Rates.

The l.. & N. r. r.. will sell round
trip tickets TO Black Mountain N. C.
at the rate of one and one-third fares
for the round trip { 1863 Aug. 9th,
10th and 18th, limited to Sept. Bird,
account Montreal Bible Conference,
Montreal, N. c.
The L. g. N. r. r. will sell round
trip tickets to Louisville, KY, Aug.
oath, to 18th, limited to Sept. 3rd at
S5.l3 for the round trip, account
rriennial Conclaye Knights Tenn
olars.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
READ THIS
Hopkinsville, Ky, June7, leC

Hopkinsville, Ky, June7 1901
DR.. E. w. HALL
st. Louis, Mo.
DEAR SIR:-I suffered ten years
with severe kidney and bladder
troubles and at times was unable to
work. | was advised to try your
Texas Wonder and after using one
fourth of one bottle passed a large
gravel and / have never suffered since
passing the same three years ago, and
| have recommended it to many
others who reported themselves cur
ed. | most heartily recommend it TO
all sufferers from kindey or bladder
dis~s SAM DEAN.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
Two MEN AND A wAlkH.
Ths First One Took Little Too Mach
for Granted.

Tho First One Took a Little Too Mach
for Granted.
Croft met his chum Winder in a
drain bound for Dukinfeld, says Lon
don Answers.
whats the timer" asked Croft.
"Don't know" said Winder.
"But YOU looked at your watch"
81 knowIdid."
"And yet you don't know the
timew
emo"
That's funny. Butitoccurs some
times with me. ] look at the time,
put my watch back, and then if any
one asks me what time it is l find it
has completely slipped my memory"
~Rou must be very absent-mind-
'Not more than YOU"
"Mel Why?'
Because you have just done the
same thing
"Not at all"
Didn't you look at the timer
s'No.'
<'But you did. You took your
watch ont Of your pocket and looked
at it,
certainly I did"
"And then when / asked you the
time you had forgotten it."
Forgotten what?'
'Ihe time, of course"
Nonsense! l never knew it."
Never knew ii! What d'you
mean?"
"What | say. My watch wasn'tgo-
ing
>Not goingl Then why The dick
ems couldn't you say so at firstY
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

One small bottle of Halls Great
Discovery cures all kidney and blad-
Ter troubles, removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emissions, weak and
lame backs, rheumatism and all ir-
regularities Of the kidneys and blad
der in both men aud women, regu-
lAtes BLADDER troubles in children, If
not sold by your druggists, will he
sent by mail on receipt Of 81, One
small bottle is two months treat.
ment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DR.. E. w. Hall, sole
manufacturer, P. o. Box 629, ST.
Louis, Mo. Send for testimonials
Sold by all druggists and T. d. Arm
stead,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27
Center Of Glove Making.

Prague holds record in glove
making, exporting 100000 pairs a
Year, worth f400, 900.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-08-27

No man is strong who is unable
to conquer himself.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1901-03-08

TEN. Sure preventative OF disease by
removing the poisons which cause them.
Keeps you healthy and strong. Tones
every crgan and nerve in the body
opens the millions OF pores; sweats ont
the po'sons which cause disease.
CURES RHEUMATISM, ALL KIDNEY, SKIN.
BLOOD DISEASES, ECZEMA, liver or blad-
der troubles, sciaIici, catarrh, obesity,
woman ills and all other eliminate, e
diseases. OSE BATH CURES A COLD OR
STOPS A FEVER.
The Chicago Cabinet is Fully Guaranteed,
folds hat in small space, shipped on approx :
al, price complete with formula for medica-
ted baths and heater etc, s. 90 Face steam
lug attachment 81. Every house needs a
chicago Cabinet. ASK FOR free book about
baths
AGENTS MAKE BIC MONEY If you want
20 make s. a dav, right NJ home. easy work
Write 10 u Tor agents proposition.
Chicago Bath Cabinel Co.. >teinwny Hal
Chicago. Dec n sim
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1901-03-08

A. the COURIER mentioned Ia
Y ar when Mr C)ural Eck-rt b,uyh
the acre lot north Of the railroae
warehouse 4 meant an ldtion 1,
the large industries of Jap r.-bur
It took SOM q NJ Tor the rites in.
terestsd 70 arrang. certain details
1t Is now announced, however. that
Messrs. Cplrad Eck-rt, G rhard
Welp and Leo. Stemle have ion med
a partnership, and will thi, spriap
build "A large Merchant Flour Mil
On Mill street near the r. II track
The machinery has been contract4d
Tor with an lndianaplIIs firm, an
l. the binding can y. completed in
time the mill will b. ready 10 helm
grind the new crop Of wheat. The
tirm i a strong one, financially. and
Mr.. Eck,,t thoroughly un Ierstapds
milling in all its features, 81 that
this will be large addition to J !.
per's industries
The people Of Jasper will extend
a hearty welcome to Messrs Welp
and Stemle.as citizens.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1901-03-08

was most brutally whipped by dis
guised "whi,e caps a. Hunting
burg last Monday light. the CT,
owes it to is good name 10 see thar
the Vengeance serkinl Scounirrly
violators Of .av ana pub n m,rd-
are vigorously hunted dam and
sent To the penltcnllar,. II lhr
city officers them selves cannot a,
this, they should call upon Jlig
Ely to direct a grand lu'y -
thoroughly inves igatr the cpwaldl,
act. and, # possible, to indie; evert
every sccunlrel engaged IA Y
White caps should not b. perm ied
TO gain a foothold for slng'r IA,
any where in DUBOIS county II
will be TN inextinguishable bot up
on the fair taue ut Huntlngb4r. il
these fellows are not broush. 10
justice.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1901-03-08
Circuit Court.

The Dubois county circuit curt
will convene mex NJ )ndav, March
IL, 1901, Judge + A Ely pre-.
siding. The following t. resume
Of the cases IN docket il wnlch ar
rests have been ia IL ~ to last
Wednesday, anu the number Of
cases amounts to eighty five, a
number Of them being against one
person.
CRIMINAL CAUSES delivering
Gig. wrappers to minor, Y; ;. L. to
M, s; Delivering l.. to NJ, z; $.
J.. without H., 32; unlawfully per
mlttlng persons IN saloon, .; iutox-
ication, 2; malicious trespass, !;
furnighing Gig wrappers to minors,
4; >. l.. on Sunday, B; robbery, 1;
murder, \; a. & y with int, i;
q. H., !
There are thirty-ive civil cause.
to be brought before the court, in
GLIDING six TOR divorc, and four
changes of venue from Perry and
Spencer counties.
Arrests are not yet made in TWEEN.
ty-six new cases, and numerous old
ones. If half these couli b, made
the docket would be a large one.
The Reeves brothers trial is set
for the eleventh day Of the term, aud
il it comes of will occupy more time
than any other one case. As the
term begins Monday, the 18th day
will be week from next Friday.
The following is the regular pan
Ell Of the petit Jury: John ". Kel
lams, Hall township; Henry Lam.
mers. Cass; VIM. T. Powell, PATIO.
ka; Wesley DeBruler, Madison;
Martin Eckert, Jefferson; Philip y.
Wcin'pger, Madison; George Eich-
miller, HARRISON George Anderson,
Bainbridge; Ignatz Reufeisen.
Hall George M. Traylor, Boone;
Ben Morgan, Madison; Geo. w.
Abel, HARRISON.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1901-03-08
FGlDAY. MARCH 5. 1901.
Jasper Democratic Primary

The voters Of Jasper are hereby
notified that the Democratic Pri'
mary Election will be held at the
Off e of the Jasper Electric Light
Co., on +. 9th street, on
TUESDAY, MARCH 10Th, 1901,
To- ginning at o'clock, p. m. for
lhr purpose of nominating:
Onc Trustee for the LIST ward;
One Trustee for the ID ward;
One Trustee for the 18th ward;
One Town Marshal;
One Town Clerk;
One TowE Treasurer:
For said town, to be voted for at
regular May election The pri-
mary election will Re held by ballot.
JOSEPH +. FRIEDMAN,
ANDREW KREMpP,
GEO. w. GRAMELsPAcHER
Precinct committeeman.