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The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14

During his long and successful profes- sional practice he has never ventured into fields outside Of his own speCal nrovince He Is pe:feCt master of the common male maladies. such as Narico- cele, Stricture Prostatic Enlargement, Nervo- Sexual Debility and of conta gious Blood Poison in every form. In Nervo- Sexual Debility he quickly detects the stage and form of .he weakness and sup plies the proper treatment.
 pr Hathaway promptly cures the va ,to,Is diseas ses that are classed upon th" head of Nervo Sexual Debility namely: Tmpotency Lost Manhood. SPermator- rhoea Premature Decline, Impaired Mem neryous. sexual and bodily afectipns due to inc effects of early fol!tes and to the rayagps of diseases NarlcoceIe ne cures hv restoring to life the diseased anu weakened veins. not by deslroythE . .uTI' NsIth the knife or electric cautery. Strir- ture Drostatic diesasHs. etc. he cures by gentle absorbent remedies that cause no nain or suffering Blood Poison he eradi eates bv treatment that destroys anlmA' noisons or toxines. and at the same time tronroves the tissues that make up the hody. In all that pertains to Disease" or Men and Infections and Contagious Blooh Poison the cures performed bN pr Hath away proclaims him the master special- list of the age.
 YOU CAN BE CURED AT HOME.
 IT vou cannot see pr. Hatha way in per son. you should write him full descrlp- lion Of your case and learn all about hls oavfect system of home treatment, by which he Is enabled to cure vou at your own home Consultation free either at his ,Tice or by mai, Correspondence confidential.
 J. NEWTON HATHAWAY, M. D.,
 Suite A Inman Building
 sziS s. BROAD ST, ATLANTA. GA.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
The Record.

In the last days of the short session a tremendous row was precipitated in the House by the speaker holding out of The Congressional Record for one day and night a speech which Hon. John J. LentZ of Ohio had dictated to the stenographer under leave to lex tend his remarks in The Record and which he had delivered to the custo- dian of The Record that it might be printed. Lentz alleged that that func- tionary sent it to the speaker and that the speaker sent it to General GroS- Venor for examination because Lentz and Grosvenor had a dialogue in the speech. The Democrats assailed the speaker for so doing, while the Repub- liCans claimed that he has a right to
 pass on the matter which goes into The R RNcOrd. If the speaker has such right it ought to be taken from him
 as we are not ready for a press censor
 ship in this country. Whats here said
 has no reference to Speaker Tender son personally Such power ought not to be given to any speaker.
 This takes me back to the oft dehat- ed question. "What should go into The Congressional Record?" Clearly that
 which is spoken or read in the House.
 and nothing else. The Record should
 be correct reproduction of the actual doings and sayings of the House. tIen a censor would not be neednd, ?ud | The Record would not be so large 9nj | would not cost so much
 Champ Cla~l
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
1r,,,n,,is x. Chattanooga, 4.

Memphis, July 18-Memphsis his, to9k "2kot,a the Soopa S[TUll today by hard, well placed hitting K1TT Kerns and Pruner both pitched good ball but the former had a trifie the better sup port McKevitt's fielding and batting was as the feature of the game. Score: F. II E.; Uennhis SI,e .......0 Q 3 OO11O'-5 0 Gbattanooga =, Il 900" O-t 2
 Batteries Kerns and Armstrong; Bru- ,,n,- and Rnth-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Nashville. 1e; Shreveport, IA.

Nashville. July lS,-Errors and listless nIaying marked the game here today which Nashville won from Shreveport by a score of 10 to 14 It was long drawn out and monotonous. Score: k T. b: NoebviIIe S!t" ...O1O42 10 "-19 IS , Shreveport .. ...0O3 o,14 l4 10
 Patteries-Sparger Sanders and Ballan- tyne: Keefe, Weaver and Mcclure
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Trouble in the Republican Camp.

SyrACuse IeIegram.
 There are sis nificant signs that the Republica1 Party s being divided by dis cord. That party is likely to be seri- ously disrupted in Congress next Winter over the tariff question. anS who shall say that that party, which arrogates to itself all the virtues, and is insolent In it's assumption of unparalleled powers. may not go to pieces before 1904 through internecine quarrels.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Score by innings:

Selma .........''.''.. " w Little Rock .:....;......,,o .,ooOI242 2oG- 9
 Summary: Two-base hits-Gilbert. Gro Stolen bases-Crozier, Lowney, Gilbert. Blackburn Frank. Double plays-Frank to stouch, Longley to stouch. Frank to baiIsNoff Baker. E: Blackburn, 2. Struck out|Biackman, B Wild pitch-,Blackbqrn, i; Baker 1. Left on hases-selma; B. Lit- tie Rock. '. Bases on errors Martin. Hut ton. Alexander, Moore. Frank. llme-4'4V Umpire-Ebright l,
 Selma will play Monday, Tuesday. and Wednesday in New Orleans unsteady or in Selma.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
pirrirgbam. 8; New Orleans, r.

Birmingham. July 1S.-Birmingham won from New orleans in the ninth inning, under peculiar circumstances. With two men out and the score tied and a run ner on second and third bases. Brandt strucl< out. The catcher dropped the ball and the big pitcher ran to first. West lake. New Orleans cstthNr, threw tho ball wild to first and Brandt was safe- In the meantime kalkhoff, who was on third ran in and won the game.
 Birmingham e. ..OOOIO14OZs Il 5 New Orleans ,.,.0 70 01o2 l-1 10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Batteries-Brandt and Culver; From and Westlake.
National League Standing.
Pittsburg, 5; Philadelphia, 3.

Pittsburg, July 13.-The Pittsburgs hit Orth at opportune times and won with ease. Clark objected to decision rather vehemently and Wagner helped him along. Wagner was put out of the game and Carr placed on third. After the game the crowd surrounded Emslie, but no harm was done. Score R. H. E. Pittsburg .. ......2 Q 0 Q OF- 5 2 Philadelphia .. 70 01 900 1 O-3 1
 Batteries-C Chesbro and Zimmer; Orth and JarkI{tsch
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Speaker Reed and Jerry Simpson


 First and last "the man from Maine" and Sockless Jerry had many tiItS with each other. Sometimes the Speaker had the better of it. and again "the sage of Medicine Lodge" would walk of with the laurels. One day Jerry said: "Mr. Speaker. the Democrats claim ten minutes on this proposition and the Republicans ten. Unless ten minutes are also granted to me I shall object" The Speaker replied. "I have no doubt but what the House would prefer your objection to your speech" or course everybody understands that | while the life of a Congress technically begins on the 4th of March it is not | organized and the Speaker is not elect ed until the first Monday in December unless the~c E on eTt"a eaeSinn. One day during the Fortv-fifth Con gress Jerry for the steenth time de- manded to know why the speaker did not appoint the committees--all Of them-during the long extra session at which the Dinglev bill was passed and drove MT Reed into a corner. He tried to eXtricate hir,seIf hy tho unfortunate te declaraticr that the speaker ususllv occupied the time from March to the first Monday in December studying the cana Utilities of members. SO as to place them to the best advantage. wherenn- on Jerry replied with great irony. "Wtl the chair please infors1 us how a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
South and Industrial Progress.

Newport News Herald:
 The Soath ahs statesmen and It has a policy of industrial progress Botl. are radically different from the az. srieved statesmen and the political pesslmism of the West. The South is woefully and unjustly misrepresente1 when she is led by leaders who have a grievance under a banner that is .antamount to a political black flag. The South is prosperous. She is en- tering a new era that is like returning h-r own. All the industries Of this country were centered in the South once. They will congregate there again. That being true, the South now has no reason to whine and mo reason for gathering under the black flag of the winners of the West.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
An Eve to Business.

It is a rare thing that Senator Joseph W. Bailey indulges his humor- ous faculty, which 1 am disposed to be- lieve is larger than most people wot of. but sometimes the temptation is too strong for him to resist. Feb. 2, 1901. might we'll be denominated monument day." so numerous were the schemes proposed in the house for building monuments to various persons and at divers places. Amos J. Cummings led off in a gem of speech with bill to appropriate $100.000 to erect a monu- ment to the memory of the Revolu- tionary heroes who died in British prl- son ships. Amos bill died at the hands of Uncle Joe" Cannon. Then came McCleary of Minnesota with a proposl- tion to appropriate 5000 or 5000 to purchase a site for a monument to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. which came to grief at the hands of Bailey of Texas. He also knocked out a proposition of Mir. Cowherd of Mis- souri to purchase a bust of Washing ton. Somebody else called up bill to build a monument to somebody else. whose name I have forgotten, where upon Bailey shouted, You fellows over there must be agents for tombstone factory"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Chicago, 2; Boston, 6.

Chicago, July 13-rhe locals defeated Boston today by batting rally in the sixth inning, seven singles, a gift and a double scoring seven runs. Attendance, 800. Score: +. H. r..
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
speakeu Henderson's Mot.

Socially and privately General David B. Henderson. Speaker of the House in the Fifty-sixth Congress and its pre- destined Speaker in the Fifty seventh, Is one of the greatest promoters of wit, humor and hilarity now living. The stag banQuets which he gives his friends are veritable feaSts of reason and flows of soul. They are the most enjoyable of functions, but he uses his wit and humor very sparingly while actually presiding over the house.
 Among the devices for checking fili- clustering the unusual prerogative has been bestowed upon the Speaker to de- eide whether any particular motion or proposition Is dilatory. If he decides that it is, he rules it out of order, and that ends it. Of course it is a great, even dangerous, power, and nothing save absolute necessity induced the House to place such a club as that in the Speakers hands.
 It sometimes happens that even the leaders of the majority try their hands at filibustering.
 One morning near the close of the session MT. Underwood of Alabama was pressing a measure dear to the hearts of Southern members. Uncle Joe" Cannon of Illinois. chairman Of the Committee on Appropriations. was filibustering against it with might and main. Underwood was gradually draw ing him to the wall. Uncle Joe" vas sparring for time and finally called for the yeas and nays. whereupon Unier- wood raised the point of order that "Trncle Joe's" demand was "dilatory" "Oh. not at all," replied Uncle Joe. "I am just trying to get enough time for the boys to come in!" He was like the parrot which talked too much. for Speaker Henderson, with a twinkle in his eye, said instantly: "The demand of the gentleman from Illinois for The yeas and nays is overruled. It's dearly | dilatory on his own statement" The House roared, and Uncle Joe" dropped into his seat red as peony.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Milwaukee. 3; Chicago, 9.

Chicago, July R.-MiIWaukee won c hard-fought contest by punching hits in the sixth, eighth and ninth innings. Sparks was invincible except in the sixth. when three hits and two errors gave the locals their only runs. Attend dnce. l.;00 Score: R. HE. Chicago :. ........o0Ooo oa00o-2 l Milwaukee .. 100000 O1 1-3 Il {
 Eatteries-Harvey and Sullivan; Sparks
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
A Circular Telegram.

At one of Speaker Hendersons fla nous banquets in January at the Met ropolitan club there were 34 members of Congress present, 31 Republicans and 3 Democrats-Leader Richardson of Tennessee, Colonel Berry of Ken lucky and myself. There were oo speeches made by actual count - short ones. of course. To add to the gayety of the occasion. General Harry Bing- ham of Philadelphia related how Gen eral Henderson captured the Pennsyl- vania delegation for the speakership.
 :Personaly,' said Bingham, we were all very friendly to General Hen derson, but there were two Pennsylva- nians who had a hankering after the speakership plum. One day. however. I received a telegram from General Henderson which ran in this wise: Dear Harry: 1 have votes enough to nominate me sure. but would like to have the Pennsylvania vote to make it unanimous whereupon," continued Bingham, i've all climbed into the Henderson band wagon, as we did not propose to be left" which open confess sion was received with uproarous ap- plause. Then, strange to relate, for about two hours every Republican that spoke told how he also had received a telegram of similar import, which proved one of two things conclusively- and I don't know which either that the Republican members at that ban quet are great jokers or that Speaker Henderson is a most accomplished dip lomat,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Philadelnhia. 6: Boston. 1

Philadelphia. July 13.-.The local team proved to be the better mud larks today and won from Boston by good batting and excellent fielding. Attendance, 2,256. Score: R. H. E. Philadelphia .. ......14O010O- 9 1 Boston ..........0O 0--1 2
 Eatteries-Frazer and Smith; Morrissey. itcheu and SCrecker.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
A TEXAS WONDER
4ALL,s GREAT DISCOVERY.

one small bottle of Halls Great Dis &overy cures all kidney and bladder trou- nm emissions. weak and lame backs, theumatism and all irregularities of the kidneys and bladder in both men ana VI men. regulates bladder troubles m cni,i c,, be sent by mail on receipt of q. One small bottle is two months treatmenss' and will cure any case above menti9,VS S pr. E. w. Hall. sole manufacturer, .c.t;. Box co, St, Louis, Mo. Send for tesu. monials. Sold by all druggists and the Montgomery Drug Company.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
Gov. steele's Remarkable Speech.

Habit is sometimes stronger than nature" so it is said.
 Marshal Keith, a Scotch soldier of fortune who was killed in the service of Frederick the Great, and to whose memory the great king erected mon ment once said in speaking of Austri- an officers: Those men are machines. They all take the regulation step, raise their feet the regulation way and put them down the regulation way. Dress them any way you please, and l would know them anywhere. They all are as stiff as if they had swallowed rdmrod.
 Hon. George w. Steele of Indiana. who was the first governor of Oklaho- ma is one of the Republican leaders in thy House. Though not a West Pointer, he was an officer in the regu- lar army a good while, having beer transferred from the volunteers at the close of the Civil War While not com ing up to Keith's description of the Austrians in the matter of stiffness, he shows in every way that he Is a drilled soldier. and l have a lurking suspicion that he believes that the House ought to be under strict military discipline. Whether the governor was originally unusually taciturn I do not
 
 ity while serving with the regulars; but. however that may be, if all the rest did as little speechmaking as Steele, The Congressional Record in stead of making eight of ten humping hig volumes for a session could be printed in one volume not larger than McGuffy's Sixth Reader.
 One day the Governor arose and very gravely said: MT. Speaker" That functionary said, '"The gentleman from Indiana, is recognized" whereupon Governor Steele gravely took his seat without uttering a word. Whether he thought he wanted to make a speech and changed his mind. or whetheg he l forgot his speech I do not know. and did not feel at liberty to inquire. D One day in February when the House was rushing pension bills through in lightning change sort of way, Cover | nor Steele was recognized by the chair. and make this remarkable speech: 'I want to state that 40 bills have been passed in ten minutes! | Having thus relieved his m:cd he re- lapsed into his chair and into silence.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14

India has hundreds of dialects. which may al be CaSsed under threc great heads. the Sanscrit. Pra 'rit and Magadhi The Sanscrit :s the Fundamental language and that of the Nedss; the Pracrit the verna cular language in many dialects lon and the islands.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14

new record in dvnamiting has been raade at a Panobscot Bay quarry in Maine. A s2Oco-ton block of granite was easily lifted
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
READ THIS.

RIPLEY, Tenn, June l, 1sol.-Dr: F. WV: Hall, St. Louis, Mo: Having tired Na..ouI remedies without satisfactory res9.;; q was persuaded to give your Wonosr trial. | have used one bottle and ,,as a, though my case is one of long standin's that baffled the skill of the best pnys clans, yet it yielded at once to the theo,'d to Wonder." which heartily recommeno .o sll rufferinx from kidney troubles, Yours truly, w. H. BRUToN. Pastor Bap'h' Church, Ripley, Tenn.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14

Chicago .. ........oo0oO7,O 10 ( Boston . ........S OOO02Ol O. s 10 1
 Batterics-Hugher and kling; Willis and Eittredge.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
A Correct Opinion.

House Is Shepherd of Texas. He is
 modest, faithful, capable, industrious,
 courageous, rising member. Bob Henry of that State, one of the most brillinat young statesmen in Washington. tells
 with great glee this story: Judge
 Shepherd had been prosecuting attor-
 ney good while before becoming cir
 cult judge and is a tiptop lawyer.
 Shortly after he was elected judge he
 had this amusing experience: One of
 the best lawyers in his circuit was
 Colonel So-and-So, who confessed that
 he got drunk four times every day.
 One morning the colonel, representing
 the plaintiff in an important case, came
 into court full as goat. When Judge
 Shepherd realized the situation, he
 postponed the colonels case till the next day, whereupon the colonel arose and said, The plaintiff is ready for trial.' Shepherd replied, I think the case had better go over until tomor- row. The colonel said somewhat
 wrathfully: The plaintiff is ready for | trial, I tell you. I never heard of case being continued by the court when everybody wanted a trial But Judge | Shepherd persisted in continuing 1t. Finally the colonel said, Does the court | think am too drunk to try this case? | Shepherd replied: The court does not | think anything about it. The court | knows you are too drunk. All right. | answered the colonel; that's the first | and only correct opinion your honor | has rendered since you have been or | the bench.'"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14

Copyright. 1901, oy Champ Clark.)
 Jus. uay IL IS | oo not know. but It Is neverthiess true, that the Southern states send more ex nisi prius judges and more representing attorneys to Congress than does any other section ot the country. Indeed the preferred route from a southern district to seat in the House of Representatives appears 10 be through the .ottices of prosecuting at torney or solicitor general. which Is the same thing by another name, and or circuit or district judge. l can easily ese why Southern prosecuting attorneys and judges come te Washington. It's because of the large acquaintance formed while filling or holding those offices. But it looks as if holding the same offices would work the same way North and South, East and West.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-14
TALES OF CLOAK-ROOM
 TOLD BY CHAMP CLARK
Judge Shepherds Amusing Experience on the Bench. A Tilt With Drunken LaWyer---JOe
 Bailey'S Witty Remark.

member knows before the meeting in December that he is going to be elected speaker unless there is an extra ses- sion?" a question which remains unan- Swered to this day.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13

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suddenly risen before his eyes, he
streaks 1t up the nearest tree after the
other fellow. Long after they have
disappeared from sight you hear them
chatterlng together up among the
leaves like two watchmen's rattlAs
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-07-13
Her opinion of Asparagus.

II seems that asparagus is not grown
in the tropics-at least 1t was not grown
at Rio de Janeiro when certain Amer
lean gentleman, who had lived several
years In the Brazilian capital, went
with his wife and 8-year-old daughter
to visit friends living near Buenos
Ayres, part of the continent where
the climate is better adapted to the
fruits and vegetables OF the temperate
regions.
At the first dinner after their arrival
the visitors were treated to some fresh
asparagus. The little S-year-old daugh-
ter was likewise served with the as
paragus, but she evidently did not
think much of it as an article of food.
Her mother tried for some time to
coax her 10 eat it. Finally the little
girl, taken between the rudeness Of
whispering at the table and the rude
ness of not eating her food, leaned over
and, with choking voice and CULVER
ing lip, whispered to her mother: "Mam-
ma, it is not nice. It's raw at one end
and rotten at the other"