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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17


Ihlng looks like Money from Home 1t is just easy
as signing the book for something that is waiting to
be delivered. Every Clothing Salesman the House
thinks that he could crouch Rug sing
Song But when he finds himself in a Private House
and it is to him the Ball or get off the
Field, ne falls down and steps himself
Inc Youth TO whom have referred had started in
thirtyve different times to submit Risk to her
and every time his Storage Battery failed him and
left him stalled the first Grade
One Evening he said he would Spring it on her if he
had to take Pencil and write it the WALL When
he arrived at the House he met one of her School
Friends, who had come for a Visit. And when Miss
Friend looked him in the Eye and beckoned him to the
Sofa he realized that there thing as being too
Hasty.
The Friend overpowered him and carried him to the
Altar Which suited him exactly But he never knew that
the First One had for the Friend
MORAL: Faint Heart has saved many a Fair Lady
The Modern Fable of the Man who Acquired wis.
dom at the Usual Market Price.
Once there Man who acted as Teller for a
Poker Club. His Job to People and Tell how
much he had He could draw the Long Bow better
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

He Would Convert His Currency Into 81 Bills and
Fan His Friends With 1t.
in Hurry would bound in and tell how much he
needed for couple of Days BY a strange Coincidence
he always Amount that Mr.. Blow
been flashing.
After this had gone for WHILE tie Man who
getting the swift Touches bought himself large card
board Motto reading SILENCE is Golden,
Now, when ne goes into Game and Taps somebody,
he takes the Easy Money and fastens into his inside
Vest Pocket with a Safety Pin. And when
how he out, he does Stretch and says: ..Oh,
about Even
MORAL: No Man saved Money by showing it
In Crowd
The Modern Fable the Secret of One Popular
Success.
A feeble-mind Young Man stood looking up at
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

than could draw Cards. he quit anywhere the
would his Currency into 81 Bills and
out and Friends with it, and tell what purity
Game he had played In little while News would get
around that he had mis- Clothes lined with Velvet
About the time he would arrive at his Office and
square away the Morning Mail, Acquaintance who
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

had better chance. Over the cigars coffee one
night he the discussion around racing
and before Ferdinand knew it he looking over the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

Was Aces Fights with the Girls.
Girl, and that would be Signal the Feathers fly
One Summer the Mans kind Of a Girl the Girls
kind Of Man went and got Married, which simply
Mortified every His Friends mad and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

Write Songs Warranted Make Hired Girl
Weep.
New Building Day when Hold of Bricks down
and got him. When he poked into the Ambulance,
his Dome perforated AT the Hospital they removed
a number of Brain Lobes that mussed up
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

to crowd of how the famous egg trick was
when you knew now to do 1t, Chris arrival
Of King Ferdinand The king having busy time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17


SCHOOLS.
II you're waking call early, call me early, mother
dear,
For I've got to do some cooking on tne morrow so
hear;
For the statutes have girls hence
forth try
Conjugating ginger cookies parsing cake constituting
Got to perfect circle with the doughnut so
they say
If you're waking call me early; it will be nv busy
day.
Put me up Three x flour; put some saleratus
in;
Pack some ginger nutmeg some allspice in my
I'll not need and Latin you may lay them on
the shelf,
For I'm going kill some hoboes with some bread l
made myself
Oh thought heard singing in the glen last
night
so shrin and shreky was he that started in af
fright.
Mother, twas distant tomcat-,twas the hired man
who strayed
In the cleaning trying wildly to digest pie I made
school;
Bless the law that provided I shall never be
fool;
Ah methinks it cannot matter if kill the hired
Stay dog tramp and such-like if perchance l only
Bear the knowledge to my husband when
mis- breast
How to make batch of biscuit pies and cake and all
the rest.
you're waking mother call me- call me early mother
for
gaiy go a-cooking by the statutes and the law
THE CARRIE NATION CRUSADE AT DEsPERA-
TION MILLS
When Spinster irony Pearson read about Carrie Ma
ton and her hatchet in the weekly
she shifted her SAID, does
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

called in, and with ner dub husband listened to the
Being dub Ferdinand could not where the royal
family of Spain left the train. He wan.ed help
out, bue his spending money being by the
war Office and he couldn't see his clear to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

ton and her Ratchet in the columns of the weekly
she shifted her and saio Cats
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17
COPYRIGHT.

NOW THAT COOKING is TAUGHT IN THE PUBLIC
SCHOOLS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-11-17

THE CARRIE NATION CRUSADE AT DEspERA-
TION MILLS.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
FREYER-REESE.

Christ church, beautifully decorated
Tor the occasion, was well-filled last
evening with the friends of the con-
tracing parties. They had gathered to
witness the marriage of Miss Arnoldina
Reese, daughter of DIR. and Mrs. +. f.
Reese, and Mr.. Egbert Barrows Freyer
of Marietta.
Mendelsshon's wedding march was
rendered in way that gave additional
impressiveness to the ceremony. The
father OF the bride united the pair, and
Mr.. William +. Parr, of Baltimore, I'M
che of the bride, gave her away. Miss
May Reese, sister, was bridesmaid,
and Mr.. Frank B. Freyer, brother. was
groomsman.
The ushers were Mr.. Writ w. Hallam,
Mr.. G. d. Poe, Mr.. w. Checkley Shaw,
Jr., Mr.. Mack E. Brantley, Mr.. Andrew
Lockridge and Mr.. Weams r. Winches-
ter. Misses Agnes Reese and Helen
Bond held the ribbons. Misses Ella
and Louise Reese, sisters of the bride,
were also of the wedding party.
Among the distinguished visitors
present was Bishop Kinloch Nelson:
also, Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Freyer, father
and mother of the groom, and Mr.. and
Mrs Morgan Mcneil, the latter the sis
ter of the groom.
Immediately after the ceremony, the
couple left for an extended wedding
tour, during which they will visit the
Buffalo exposition.
The bride is the eldest daughter of
DR.. and Mrs. f. F. Reese, and made her
debut in Macon society last fall. Since
| then she has been favorite among all
who have enjoyed her acquaintance.
She graduated last year at the Woman's
College, in Baltimore.
Mr.. Freyer is one of the prominent
business young men of North Georgia,
! and is interested in large marble in
dustry at Marictta.-Macon Telegraph,
September 18th.
The many friends of the happy couple
in Marietta extend their hearty con-
CALCULATIONS and good wishes.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19

The Marietta public school shave in
creased in attendance to such proper
tions that another teacher has been
employed-Miss Georgia Hunt-and
forty new desks ordered, making eighty
new desks bought for this new term.
The assembly hall has to be utilized for
the extra class taken from 1st and 2nd
grades. All the other grades are full.
At the rate of increase an annex will
have to be built. The question of finan-
ces will have to be solved also.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
NOTICE.

We have a few samples of
the Johnston Combination
Wrench and Brace, slightly
rusted from handling which
we will sell at reduced prices.
This is one of the most
useful tools for general re-
pair work ever invented and
should be in every home. 1t
will save it's cost many times
over.
This is an opportunity to
secure one of these valuable
tools at a great bargain, so
don't delay, but call at once
at the grocery store of Faw
& Rogers and secure one of
these before they are all gone.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
On Representation.

We will carry as beautiful line for
the fall and holiday season as we have
always carried before to supply your
wants, and l will deem it a personal
favor if you will trade with us. We
ask all our customers who owe us, to
please settle their bills, notes, etc.
promptly with the gentlemen in charge.
We buy old gold. Do all kinds
Engraving, Watch and 'Jewelry
Work at prices as low as any town
or city for first-class work.
Yours truly,
J. FL. BATE, for J. H. BATE & co
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
NOTICE TO DEBTORS AND CREDI-
TORS.

All parties holding claims against the
estate of DR.. @. L. Brantley, deceased,
are hereby notified to render in an ac-
count of their demands according to
law, and all parties indebted to said es-
tate will make immediate payment of
same. Jan. %, 1901. e. w. FREY,
Administrator of the estate of DIR. @.
L. Brantley, deceased.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
FOR SALE.

The Berry place, 279 acres, large dwell
ling, three tenant houses and other i'm.
provements. Situated in Roswell, Ga.
For fruit and stock raising this place is
unexcelled. Will sell very cheap within
next thirty days.
The Hollingshead farm miles from
Acworth.
| have number of places for sale at
fair prices. When you want TO buy,
sell, rent or insure kindly let me know
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19

just right down the needing some Of YOUR
business and will trial will you that we
fully prepared to take of orders in all res are
selling of goods at above what they make living
Step in on the and what have.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19

Notice f!
To My Friends, Customers
and the Public:

/ am going away on trip to the west,
to be gone sometime. / have left my
business of all kinds in the hands of
Mr.. J. H. Cutliff and Mr. Paul Chris
tain, two gentlemen you can trust,
who will treat you right. Everything
sold strictly
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-09-19
Groceries.

1t useless tell you about Grocery Department 1t is we'll
known that we carry the entire ne from stick of candy
baby to bale of hay for that jarhead"
Henzs Picking Vnear 50c Jones Pure Apple Vinegar 3Oc
Vegetables fresh al all times.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Do shlns Go to the nottom2

What becomes Of the ships that sink
at sea? DO they so all the way to
the bottom. or do they meet some
where under the surface a certain
pressure that buOys them up and holds
them in equilibrium? Somebody, we
forget who it is, has given rein to h!s
gruesome fancy and pictured all the
ships that have been lost in mid
ocean as wandering about like so many
ghosts half way between the surface
and the bottom.
There is no foundation whatever for
such Il notion, though many persons
have it, Any object that will sink b.
meath the surface Of the sea will 60
all the way to the bottom. The pres.
sure encountered on the way down,
which is simply enormous in the deep.
er parts, has nothing to DO with the
objects sinking, for it is exerted ON the
object, as well as on the water, thus
equallzing the conditions.
The reason why the object sinks to
the bottom is that the water is not
compresslble, at least it is so little SO
that it's density at the bottom OF the
sea is only trihe greater than 1t Is
at the surface. The scientists tell us
that the water at the bottom is just
about as much denser than the water
at the surface as sea water is dense:
than fresh water.
This slight difference in density,
therefore, does not and cannot stop the
downward course Of a sinking ship or
any object that is heavy enough to
sink readily beneath the surface. Pres.
sure, as we have said. is not factor
in the case at all.-Naverley Maga-
yiDn
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
A Centnrv nehind the Times

Aroused by his discovery Of the
quality of Chicago streets, Mr.. Patul'
10 addressed the recent good roads
convention in Chicago as follows
"What surprises me is that while
the United States is undergoing n
wonderful development and is taking
the steel and iron business away from
England ana Germany, where it has
been specialized for years you are only
just now thinking If you will be able
to emerge from the semi-barbarism Of
poor roads. In your country and in
mine they are no better than they
were a century ago. am satisfied
that if one-half or one-third Of the sub
ventions given to railroads had been
spent on rural highways the farmer
and the business man would be better
off than they are to-day.
81 believe that It is to the rural hlgn-
ways Of the country that you must
look to get away from the extortions
Of railroads. Improved vehicles, steam
and electric, which before long will
traverse all our highways, will enable
you to compete with the railroads ana
where the rates are too high bring
them to terms by carrying your own
produce to market"
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
old Pony-chalse at Auction.

An interesting relic of the earl OF
Beaconsfeld came under the auction
eers' hammer at sale in the parish
Of Hughenden, Bucks, England, the
other day. 1t was the two-wheeled
pony chaise in which the conservative
leader was accustomed to take his
country drive in company with Lady
Beaconsheld when In residence in
Hughenden manor The vehicle, very
old-fashioned in design, was knocked
down for the small sum Of 29s ($7.25),
the purchaser being local dealer.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

"Aye, aye, sir. Fast forward, s.r."
'Fast aft, sir"
"Haul taut. Hold all. Heave tho
lines on deck. Now, men, up this after
fall-one at time-steady."
one by one the men climbed up the
mate last Then the boat was hoisted
AS she came up the dark heap In her
bow resolved into a huge lion, sprawled
half aboard, with his hind parts drag
ging in the water. He seemed nearly
Dead breathing in hoarse gasps.
The boat was hosted level with the
rail. Then Mate Doolittle said tc
captain Starkweather, sarcastlcolly:
There's your walf Captalnl I've
brought him aboard according to or
ders. What shall we do with hlmY'
Captain Starkweather scratched his
head and considered. Then he or.
dered:
"Get him on deck"
Sailors are ingenious They cast
lines about each limb of the beast eau.
tiously; they muzzled him; they wound
and tied him like great bale; they
heaved him inboard, growing feebly
too spent to fight but alive.
Portuguese Perez, who had often beer
on that coast, explained that the ami
NAL had probably followed some prey
into the sea, or had been caught by
the ebb tide when crossing the mouth
of creek, and hoated seaward, lost
in the fog. SO he had been swimming
about all night. or longer lucky that
the sharks did not get him.
There was great cage on board
The Corlear was to have taken on o
young leopard at Cape Town, but the
beast died before the ship sailed. 81
now Captain Starkweather had this
cage overhauled by the carpenter and
set up amldship. Waif, as they named
him, was put into it and nursed very
carefully. His sea swim and the crew
all making a pet Of him tanned him
quickly. There was some trouble
about food, but the men spared him
all the meat they could and the shiI
put in twice for fresh stores on hei
way home, so when we made New
York there had never a healthier oI
stronger beast entered that port. In
those days lions were rare and costly.
Captain Starkweather cleared over
$4,000 from the adventure, and Wall
lived many years, the pride Of one Of
our great travelling shows, L. Bates
In Recreation.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

The most difficult features to imi-
tate in Uncle Sans bank notes,
whether national or Of the greenback
variety, is the water mark The coun-
terfeiter effects this by placing the
note under a heavy die. The sim
plest, and possibly the only way to as
certain If the mark is genuine, is by
dampening the same with a sponge
IL genuine the water-mark viii stand
out stronger; if counterfeit it will al
most, If not entirely, disappear.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

New ZealaId's latest legislative noY.
city is a "fair-rent' bill which has
just been circulated by the Govern.
ment. The intention Of the bill is 70
set up boards with power to fix ths
rent payable for any land or build.
ings. If a tenant is dissatisfied with
the rent fixed by his landlord, he may
apply to the "fair-rent" board Of the
district, and under the bill the board
will have the power to fix the renr
which the proprietor could legally de-
mand. The boards are to consist Of
three members, with a magistrate as
president. Fair rent is defined by the
bill as follows: In the case Of agricul-
tural or pastoral land, such a rent as
a tenant using or cultivating in a hus.
bandmanlike manner can fairly be
expected to produce from the land
over and above the necessary cost Of
cultivation and production, and also
reasonable interest on capital invest.
ed in stock and working plant, and
also above the reasonable maintenance
of himself and his family OF of such
of them as are living and being main
tained on the land. In the case CT
town, suburban or village lands, such
a rent as a tenant can fairly be OK
pected to pay having regard to its site,
buildings and business advantage.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

1t viii not be many years until Zu.
luland will be fully in the civilized
belt. Immense coal fields have re-
Gently been discovered many Of them
forty-6ye feet in depth, The coal is
said to be Of prime quality. In addi-
tion to the coal it is generally sup.
posed that minerals in great variety
abound throughout the country.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Germany apparently has not that
success with her African colonies that
was expected by the friends Of a col.
Onial policy. West Africa Is a barren
country which can only be prosperous
by irrigation. East Africa, though
rich, is suffering under a mismanage-
ment which has driven all trade to
British Zanzibar In both east and
west the natives are revolving without
the Germans being able to suppress
the disturbances or to establish per-
manently their authority. Crueltlcs
such as never were permitted against
the Indians in the early days Of Ameri-
can history are the order Of the day.
or late the conditions, especially IN
West Africa, seem to have taken n
very serious turn. Attempts were made
10 enlist British subjects from the
neighboring colonies for the German
colonial guard, but the Brltons do not
seem TO be willing 10 do Germany's
bloodwork As a result a considerable
number Of troops will be sent from
the fatherland to the revolving colon.
fpg
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
An Obliglnc BishoD,

SO kind and obliging is the Bishop
of Norwich, England, that host Of
stories are told about how he has got
himself into trouble by his willingness
to help others. One day he was to holil
confirmation in a small town and,
arriving some time before the hour
for service, took a stroll His steps
led him to the outskirts Of the town
and, passing a picturesque little cot
tagc, he stopped to admire It. A pretty
little garden separated the cottage
from the road, finished off with neat
hedge and green gate.
"Oh, please, sir" said voice from
the other side Of the hedge, would
you open the gate for me-"
This the Bishop at once did. Then,
to his surprise, instead Of the tiny
child he had expected, there stepped
forth n girl big enough to have opened
the gate herself.
"And why, my dear" said DR., Sheep
shanks, could you not open the gate
for yOurself?'
please, sir, because the paints
wet" said the girl.
A glance at his hand convinced tho
Bishop of the absolute truth Of heI
| statement.
Another story, which the Bishop de-
nlos, yet which is told Of him, relates
that a small girl having tried yainly
to reach a inocker on a door, asked
the Bishop to rap 1t for her Then she
advised him to run away, as she in
tended TO do.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Horse with Taste for Dnlntles.

One Of the Erie ferryboats leaving
Jersey City about a. m, when pas
senger traffic is heaviest, may usually
be seen gray express horse who has
way of his own Of securing dainties.
AS the ferryboat approaches her slip
and the crowd swarms in the wagon
way he begins his antics. Getting
close to a man in front of him he ad-
ministers with his nose a push be-
tween the shoulders which sends the
victim with rush against his fellow
passengers. Then his horseship
swings from side to side till from
someone who knows his weakness a
lump Of sugar or an apple is forth
coming. When that has disappeared
down his capacious throat the horse Is
on his best behavior.-New York Sun,
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

Enforced military duty, even IN
France, does not seem to be relishcd
During the recent military naneuvers
in that country numbers deserted and
crossed the border into Italy. On one
day eight men from the same regimen,
deserted, preferring exile for several
years to the prospect OF completing
their military service.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

1t is said that 10000 people will win.
ter in Nome and contiguous camps.
How many Of them will never see an
other summer is a matter of rather
serious conjecture. Still the prepara-
tions so on in the States for immigra-
ton to that section next summer, and
it is more than probable that the death
rate will be overbalanced by the new
cOmers.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05

The famous stallion AXtell, which
has now been sold for S14,T0O fetched
the record price Of 100000 eleven
years ago when he was a three-year.
old. However, he has earned S240,,
900 for his owners meanwhile, not to
mention the price which henow brings
as a fourteen-year-old. Oh, yes, there's
big money in good horsefesh.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
WHAT'S Love2

Pray tell me what is Love?
A thing
OF which the birds
And poets singg
A melody
Intangible,
But wondrous sweet
And beautifuly
Or is it some rare
Prize
That money buys?
Or is it something vague, 4
A hint
Which finds development
o. In print?
Or is it sacrifice
And shame
Endured
In that dear name?
Or is it that plain
Sentiment
Which pays the bills
For clothing, food and rent?
Or it is heart and soul and mind
Blind
To the world; clear-eyed and true
To itself; ready to do
And to suffer; willing to give
Or to take;
TO live
Or to die for its own sake?
Or is it pain and longing,
Eyes wet
With tears
That never can forget?
Or is it,
Pray tell me what is love?
William J. Hampton, in New York Sun
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
THE SUBURBAN CITIZEN.
WASHINGTON, D. C.

A paraflin lamp has been invented
by an expert of Dublin for the pur,
pose Of lighting buoys. The lamp has
been tested and found to afford a
brilliant light FOR three months with
out attention. Those who so down to
the sea in ships will have additional
cause for thanking the lnventing ge'
MUS of man.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Ears OF Wrong Size.

Justin Mccarthy and some friends
were talkig once about a member Of
the House Of Commons A lady who
was one of the company said it was a
pity for the sake Of his personal ap-
2earance that he had such very large
ears. Eyes" said r. P. OConnor, the
brilliant parliamentary and platform
orator. "and the worst Of 1t is that
while they are too large for ears, they
are too small for wings"
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
Annnnl rroanetIon of Rubber.

It has been estimated that the ap-
proximate total production Of rubber
annually is $500 tons. OF this
amount 21 900 tons are taken by the
United States and Canada; 21,OO0 by
the United Kingdom, and Is, 500 by the
rest of Europe. The Amazon district
produces $4,000 tons and East and
West Africa $4,000 tons; parts of
South America other than the Amazon
district, $500 tons.
The suburban citizen., 1901-01-05
The Difference.

Did you ever notice? When two
heardless youths meet and slap each
other on the shoulder the salutatlon
Is, Hello, old man." but when gray
bearded grown-ups come together the
habitual query is, "Well, my boy,
hows it going with you"-New York
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