The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-06-28
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

One of the first trusts that the peo-
pie of Kansas will become soured on is
the milk trust.
Tom McNeal will open new deal at
Holton on the Fourth. The new deal
is new park,
An automobile factory is threaten
ing to start at Cherryvale on the
Fourth of July.
A relative of Trilby lives in Reno
county. Her feet we're struck by
lightning this week.
Arkansas City has a Good Time
Club. There are are number of them
in the state sailing under alibi's.
An insurance agent at LaCygne has
''thrown out the life line." Hereafter
he will only handle fire insurance.
Miss Seeright is the name of o
Pleasanton milliner. And she does il
alright too, for she is u good adver-
tiser.
Abilene must be very unattractive
town. There is woman living near
there who has not been in Abilene for
year.
Lots of people insist that the trusts
do not make the world any better but
all admit that the oil trust makes it
lighter.
A Fort Scott firm sends it's cash
register out of the store to be re-
nickled Isn't this little out of the
ordinary?
An exchange says that man was
! HON, 20, 10 hut N, 81, ,,l
ten after he gets married he finds thai
he has missed his bornin.
An exchange says there are no cuss
words in the Japanese language. Will
the gentleman kindly inform us if there
are any japanese printers.
Miss Helen Brewster of Pleasantor
enjoys the distinction of icing tn,
youngest graduate of the Universit,
to receive the degree of Master o
Arts.
In selling binder Irvine to hefarmer
at 81 cents per pound the state save
the farmers approximately 800, co.
this year. The twine trust charges
cents.
The Abilene papers report that Col
Little is wearing his duck pants. They
fail to state however, whether they
are the ones he wore when he was sho
in the Philippines or not.
a Hiawatha school girl says cor
, poration is body entirely surrounde
by water. According to the Pop ide
you couldn't surround a corporatio
with anything.
Concordio ie l,ro, boooueo II, ~
, have "a child there three years oil
without any arms or legs. That
, nothing. There are men forty year
J old without arms, legs or hair.
f The new Neosho Falls Post is a
Y example of what good printer can d
with paper. Older residents hardl
recognize the paper since Harr
Stitcher commenced to get it out.
s Lawrence which will celebrate witt
1 out fireworks will substitute race bt
), tween an automobile and hors,
This may be all right for the old folk
- but it positively won't please the kid
Fort Scott will hold no celebratio
) this year and considerate friends hay
J. invited William Jennings Bryan t
Il spend the Fourth there so he can {
q least have little proof of his can
- paign story.
n The normal instructors and studen
of the Linn County Institute will g
. out this weeks issue of the PLEASANT
y Observer. Mr.. Smith has wisely co
p cluded to do the business part of Il
N affair however,
Us The Independence papers claim tn
~ the glass factory people have locat,
~ there. If the glass people locate
y every town which claims them Kans
5 will become known as the create
IN glass factory state in the union.
X NIX. c. Journal: Men have got to
I'd mighty swift to keep up with the mar
of progress. In u Kansas town t
other day man who prided hims
on his knowledge of language bet
with friend that the friend couldl
80 find the word "ungrammatical" in t
dictionary. A few years ago the wo
ny was not in the dictionary, but it
there now, and the smart man lost.