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New-York tribune., 1901-09-17
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New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

merely complimentary, and that he had enough
of compliments it Mr.. Rldder only
laughed.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Address all Communications relative subscriptions
advertisements to THE TRIBUNE. New-York City Re-
init by Postofce order order. draft
registered letter.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17
ATTACK ON Mr.. KNOX.

After the vote was announced sensation was
sprune bitter attack made upon Edward
M Knox. 1t led by Henry Weissman and
Benno Doewy. They declared that Colonel Knox
was objectionable as candidate. and gave their
rea sons These were not made public
outside the committee. Everett p Wheeler
moved 10 strike Colonel Knox's name from the
list and the motion was carried Then John c.
Sheehan moved TO substitute the name of Mr.
Cantor en- the list, Mr.. Cantor had received
five votes, and Mr.. Cantor's name was restored
TO the list.
James O'Brien, Of the City Democracy, who
was sponsor for Colonel Knox was indignant.
He demonstrated with those who combatted
Knox and extenuated the charges made against
him. saying that Knox was worse than any
other man. O'Brien tried to win over Herman
Ridder by declaring that the vote for him was
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Numbers of people going abroad for the win
ter and among those sailing tomorrow from here
board the ST. Paul Mr. and Mrs. J. II. Otis.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Peters, Mrs. William Storrs
Wells and S. Phillips Staats.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Mrs Cornelius Vanderbilt sr.. with her daughter
Gladys and her Reginald, is about to stay
with Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney the
Whitney estate on October Mountain, near Lenox.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

II Is doubtful after all whether W. Bayard Cut
ting. jr. and his English wife. LAZY Sybil. will
winter in California. For the present they are at
Oakdale. the Cutting country place on Long Island.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

launching at Sherry's yesterday afternoon were
Miss Kernochan and Miss Everetta kernochan.
the former in a frock of purple brocaded crepe de
chine, and a small black straw bonnet trimmed
with flowers. while her niece arrayed in
navy blue etamine. her hat being of black straw
trimmed with of narrow yellow braid and
black and yellow brush ponpon.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

number of people going to Washington for
the funeral of President Mckinley, which promises
be extremely solemn and impressive. Of course,
all the foreign diplomats. who have been summer
ing at the various seaside resorts, Fastening
back TO the national capital.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, wife of the President
of the United States. accompanied by her SON.
Theodore. jr. and her sster-in-aw. Mrs. W. s.
Cowles. left town fer Washington at 1880 a. M
yesterday having come in by early train from
Oyster Bay Mrs. Roosevelt as were her boy and
sister-n-aws was attired in deep mourning.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

OF course. the season at Newport and Bar Harbor
has been brought to complete close by the trag
edy at Buffalo. There is regular exodus from
those two cities by the sea, and the meets of the
Monmouth County hounds. which to have
been held through September and October at New
port. have been abandoned.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Pembroke Jones making prep
aratons to entertain number of house parties
this winter their plantation in North Carolina.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Mr. and Mrs. j. Lawrence Van Allen will stay
during the autumn with Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick
w. Vanderbilt at Hyde Park, y. Y.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

Mr.. and Mrs. F. Egerton Webb. who spent the
summer abroad, will return to NewYork at the
end of the month.
New-York tribune., 1901-09-17

! Mr.. and Mrs. George L. Rives and Miss Natica
| Rives will spend the autumn at their Tuxedo
|
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
SPARROW COMMITs SUICIDE.
Grief Over It's Dead Mate Causes
Its own Death by Ex-
huUStiOn.

Two English sparrows were found
dead side by side in field, near Smith
Pond, Cherry Valley, Mass, by party
Of gunners. One of the birds had been
dead for some time, but the other eX-
pired while the hunters were within
eyesight, and the men say it was a case
of suicide, reports the New York Sun.
The attention of the men was first at
tracted by the distressing cries of the
second bird which was on the shore of
the pond. The men drew nearer and
watched. The sparrow was seen to put
its head under water and allow it to
remain there for time. 1t repeated
this ducking several times at short in
teTvals.
The last time the sparrow's head re-
NAMED under water longer than before
and the men drew closer, only to find
that the bird had hoped to the side OF
its mate and lay there expiring. The
hunters said it was clear case of sui
eide. They are men of wide experience
in field and forest, and in all their trips
they said they had never seen a bird
show such attachment as was disclosed
by the sparrow which died of its OWL
desire
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
"KINa CoRNAC LOOKED AT THE SOW.

''KING CoRNAC LOOKED AT THE SOW"
Hughes. Poor Clancy was soon crazy
wild tryin to satisfy the hunger av the
basic, and so he put chain around
her neck and took her to market to see
could he sell her"
That's the first time ever heard av
pigiron walkin," interrupted Gilligin.
well, he took her to market" re-
sumed Hughes, "but divil the man or
woman would pay clint for the SOW,
although she attracted a crate dale av
attintion, till King Cornac's eyes fell
upon her. Ye see, the king was tired
av eatin strawberries and cream and
playin checkers wild the leddies av
the coort, and so he came to the market
to see if he could find new sinsation,
as the man did that wint from beer to
whisky. Those av ye who have eddica-
shun will reminder that wanst upon
time the sooltan av Bagdad wint out
disguised on the same kind av trip.
Well, King Cornac disguised himself
wild high hat and pair av galways."
I'm thinkin that would be fine dis
guise for an Irishman in Tipperary,"
said the iconoclast.
LAS | was sayin," resumed the story
teller. king Cornac looked at the sow,
wild tail like crowbar and teeth like
a rake, attn scrap iron. Bad cess to
me. but l niver saw the likes av that
beforev he says. She's both a sinsa-
ton and a curiosity. She's a dignacious
basic. What's her price?' he asks,
turnin to Clancy.
"'Wan clint pound says Clancy.
"'What does she weigh?'
"'Wan ton
"'Ill take her. says the king. What
does she ateT
"'She's very fond av horseshoes and
horseshoe nails, wild an odd stove leg
now and ag'in by way av variety,
says Clancy.
When he saw what a wonderful
animal it was" said Hughes, ''the king
bought her and took her to the royal
palace. But he had the divffs own
time gettin food for her. He STINT run
ners to all the blacksmith shops to get
horseshoes for her"
"Horseshoes must be nice, soft food,
they're so soothin to the gums, dun
no." said Gilligan, with his eyes on the
ceiling.
"Yis." responded Hughes, "and In
two weeks she had eaten all the horse
shoes, and the blacksmiths were on
strike ag'in the SOW. and the horses
were walkin around barefooted."
"And all this time suppose the SOW
was turnin shoes and nails into finder
pork chops and tenderloins," said Gill;
gan.
"Ye're right, Gilligan," said Hughes
''She had a mouth for iron like you
have for beer, and the blacksmiths,
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
IN the WINTER.
Renson's Plaster Is Palms Master0

For coughs and colds Benson's Porous
Plasters are an incomparably better rem
edy than any other-external or internal.
Their medicinal properties enter the skin
and 90 straight to the seat Of tho disease.
They relieve and cure "seated" cold
without disturbing the system or upsetting
the stomach. Cough mixtures often nau-
seate. Benson's Plasters are medicinal in
the highest degree, and quickest to act.
Placed on the chest or back or on both
at once in serious cases, the good effect is
felt immediately. The congestion yields, the
cough abates and the breathing improves.
Lung or bronchial affections or kidney
disease, are cured with the least possible
suffering and loss of time.
Benson's Plasters are immeasurably su-
perior to Belladonna, Strengthening, Cap
eicum or any other combination in plaster
form. They are also preferable to ONT
ments, liniments and salves.
Benson's Plasters have received ,ffty,f0e
highest aaoards over all competitors; and
more than 5000 physicians and druggists
have declared them to be one Of the few
trustworthy household remedies. For sale
by all druggists, or we will prepay postage
on any number ordered in the United
States on receipt of Csc. each.
Be sure you get the genuine. Accept no
imitation or substitute.
Seabury 81 Johnson, Mfg. Chemists N. Y.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

through expressin my feelin's on bak-
er's horse with a green sash around
me waist"
"And I'm wild ye," said Mulcahy, the
calciminer. "'Tain't bekase I'm not
patriotic, but l have rheumatic, and
the doctor says that me epigastrium is
cut av order. whatever the devil that is
How about We, Rafferty,"
"Well, III celebrate the day quietly
over mug av ale and an onion" re.
piled Rafferty,, at may not be fash
ionable, but it's more comfortable. III
say prayer or two for the repose av
the saint-not that he needs it, for he's
dead long time now. How long is it.
Gilligan?". as"
"Bechune 900 and 1000 years. st.
Patrick lived in the eighth dynasty av
the Irish race, and he INTRODUCED Chris.
tianity into Ireland in the year 500"
when was it that he druv the
snakes and the dragons and the cen
tipeds and the tarantulas out av Ire
landY' asked Hughes. ..-4#m
HE never druv amy av them things
away" replied Gilligan. There niver
was a snake av amy kind in Ireland.
Fave alone centiped or basic that
crawled on its belly"
"Why?" asked Hughes.
"Bekase everything that had life In
ould Ireland always walked on two or
four legs, wild it's head and tail up in
nobility" replied GiIligan impulsively.
well, I don't want to argufy the
question wild We, Gilligan. There are
things in the world that want to be-
lieve, even If l have me doubts. 1t
pleases me to think av the good st.
Patrick goin to the boys and swamps
av ould Ireland wild tin whistle and
playin wan av thin reel or Jig steps
that would make corpse dance and
seein the boa constructors and the
rattlesnakes and the pythons and the
lizards come dancin out on their tails
to the music of 'Garryowen' or The
Wind That Shakes the Barley Now,
l suppose ye'd say that Clancy never
banished the iron SOW from Tipperary,
ehT'
IF there was an iron SOW in TIP
perary," said Gilligan ironically, 81
suppose Clancy might have banished
her wild the help av pair av mules
and an ash cart"
"Eggsacty," said Hughes. "Now,
this banishin business began in Ireland
200 years before st. Patrick was born,
and it was first practiced by Clancy,
who was an Irish blacksmith Twin in
the village av Tipperary in the heart
av the Golden Vale. You'll swally that,
won't ye, Gilligan"
Il dunno whether l will or no." said
Gilligan, shaking his head obviously.
"Swallyin blacksmith in the sixth
cinchury makes me gag little"
''To be sure it do, me boy. Ye have
that gregious thing, a scientific palate.
But pepper it wild Imagination, and it'll
60 down all right. Now, as l was say
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
Miss Rockefeller, Daughter of the
American Millionaire, Says She
Is Not Happy.

A London paper reports an inter.
view with Miss Rockefeller, the
daughter Of the American petroleum
king.
After putting several questions
which the young woman readily an.
swered, the enterprising interviewer
ventured to say: "And now, tell me-
as you no doubt belong to the class
of the most envied of all women
whether l may presume that you are
happy?" ..-.
Miss Rockefeller is reported to have
replied: Happy? Can one buy hap.
piness with money? Are there not
many things to make us quite unhap.
Ply which money cannot change, and
then are not the spoiled ones more
sensitive in the principles of life than
the others? No; am not happy, and
you may tell it to all and sundry who
envy me-"
The interviewer was astonished
and said something about Miss Rookie.
feller's being philosopher, to which
she replied: mot philosopher; only
thinker. It is poverty which perhaps
taught others to think; I learned il
through wealth."
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

made crazy by hunger, wInl TO rne
royal palace. and the wall1ln delegates
toid the king he must kill the SOW or
they would kill him.
begorra, twas Il shame to kill such
gentle cratur as that said Gilligan.
VIII ye quit, Glligan? said Null.
ceahy lrrltably. 81 want to hear what
happened to the SOW"
The mornin of the 18th day av
March, $50, was very wet" resumed
Hughes. THE rain fell in torrents.
twas the day set by the king for the
execution av the SOW. From all over
ireland came the people in jauntin cars
and jngles."
Did they choke her wild silk hand
kercherT asked Gilllgan.
No" replied Hughes. Twas an
nusht-to-de-fee, as they say in the
frinch. They tried to kill her wild
IRE. She was tied to an iron post wild
chain, and kerosene oil was poured
over her, and she was covered wild
turf and pitch. Whin they lit the pitch,
she became red hot and then white
hot"
She was roasted in her own grease,
i suppose" said Gilligan.
Faith, she was" Hughes resumed
Her chains melted in the fire, and she
ran down the bank into the river"
And was drowned" anticipated Gil
ligan.
No, you ignorant gommoch-to cool
herself off! And whin she came out,
still smollin, Clancy, who was standin
on the bank, crazy wild rage bekase
she ate up his horseshoes, gave her a
kick in the ribs, and she flew into a
thousand pieces"
And may ask what made her die
that aisy?" asked Gilligan, with a
sheer.
"Rekase the water took the timper
out av her and made her brittle, you
thick headI' ERNEST JERRoLD.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

From the Vindicator, Rutherfordton, N. c.
The editor of the Vindicator has had oc-
casion to test the efficacy of Chamberlain IS
Pain Balm twice with the most remarkable
results in each case. First, with rheuma-
cism in the shoulder from which he suf-
fered excruciating pain for ten days, which
was relieved with two applications of Pain
Balm, rubbing the parts afflicted and real
izing instant benefit and entire relief in a
very short time. Second, in rheumatism
in thigh joint, almost prostrating him with
severe pain, which was relieved by two ap
firing at night, and getting up free from
pain. For sale by Andrews Drug Store
H. H. Davis
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

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''the MOLECULES av the iron mingled
wild her vital fluid, and in little
while she became piglron, as they say
in the foundry"
Like turnin a ham into an anvil by
hypnotism, 1 suppose?' said Gilligan
inquiringly.
THE very tbingw exclaimed Hughes
joyfully. "'Tis kind av ye to help me
out, Gilligan. Yis, and as l was about
to tell We she lost her appetite for swirl
after that. AS the Yogis over in India
say, she was in new Karma, glory be,
and she'd eat nothin but iron. Faith,
they had the divils own time wild her.
She chewed up Mrs. Clancy's poker the
same as if twas a carrot, and ham
mer was only a mouthful for her."
"She must have been an ojous ami
NAL entirely" said Gilligan. Did her
joints creak?'
The question staggered Hughes for
an instant, but he scratched his head
and replied:
"Whin she wint out in the rain and
got rusty, they did for awhile, but
Clancy soon fixed her up wild lard from
the body av one av her daughters"
"Some tender pork chops from yer
pig, wild spuds and green's, wouldn't
go bad for a Patricks day dinner, l
suppose?" asked Gilligan, with grin.
Don't mind him, Hughes" said Null
cahy, who was anxious to find out
what became Of the SOW. go on wild
yer story"
"I'm sorry to hear ye have doubts av
my veracity," said Hughes mildly.
There's no question about the vorac-
ity av the sow, and she eatin scrap
lron.' exclaimed Gilligan.
But all this happened in mirrakle
age, We must reminder" continued
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
/" If You Won't Print

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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

THERE NIvER WAS SNAKE IN IRELAND"
fn, Clancy lived in the reign av King
Cornac. He had his little shop at the
crossroads, and when he wasn't helpin
the village tinker to be maxim potheen
stills he was takin care av the garden
at the back av the forge and feedin the
pigs bekase he was a very Industrious
man."
ibid he forge the sow" asked Null
cahy impatiently.
mo, that's the quare part av it. The
SOW was a sort av a mirrakle. She
drunk the water that Clancy cooled his
irons in wan day and
SCOT iron In her blood" broke in
Gilligan cynically.
"Yis," resumed the narrator gravely;
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

OUR men sat
around the stove
in the rear of a
cigar store on
the Bowery. II
was the eve OF
st. Z a trick s
day, and the
night was chill
ly. Gilligan, the
wit, turned to
HugneS, the DOX'
maker, saying:
care we goir
to parade tomor
row ?"
Faith, l an
not, thin" re
piled Hughes
mot that / have
less respect thai
l have always
had for the gooG
saint, but Tn
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
BELLOWS FALLS REAL
ESTATE AGENCY.

Savings bank orders sale of a 900 acre
farm, 40 acres tillage, 140 acres pasturage,
40 acres wood and, 80 NJ spruce and hem
LOCK, 800 cords wood, slope of land east
and south Cuts 80 tons hay, and can be
made to cut as much more One of the
best apple orchards in town, pears, plums,
cherries and good sugar lot of 500 trees.
1 IL story house, 10 rooms, horse barn
24x30 nearly new, cate barn 30x30 and
one 30x40. Only five miles to small vii
lage. Best of spring water to house and
barn. $1,000 buys it on very easy terms.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
j. M. RYDER, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon.

80 Saxtons Rive Street. Bellows Falls, vt
Natural bone setter. Chronic and private
diseases speciality. 80 years practice. Of
fee hours to IL; ] to s. Telephone connec-
ton. Take car to corner West and Saxtons
River Streets.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
F. c. WILKINSON, d. v. S..
Veterinary Physician and Surgeon.

Treats all di leases of domesticated animals.
Surgical operations and dentistry specially.
Orders by mail. telegraph or telephone
promptly attended to. Telephone c,,nnec-
ton. Rockingham Hotel, Bellows Falls, vt.
All operations at owners risk.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

Just think of this-a two story house s
rooms, in the village of Bellows Falls, new
within years, lot 70x125, the owner
says sell for $3.50, if sold within 10 days.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28

Langdon, N. H, farm of 100 acres, 25
acres til age, best pasture and woodlots,
cuts sbout Y tons hay, 200 sugar trees,
wood enough for pace, some lumber.
quite good lot of grated fruit L 1-2
miles to hool, church and postoffice and
store. Price $500.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
BAKER JUNK CO.,
No. 23 George Street.

Highest cash prices pail for Old Rubber and
Metals. Agents wanted.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
NED PIERCE,
Slate ROofer,

and dealer in States, Ridge Irons, Snow
Guards and Ronfer's Cement. Postof1ice box
1922, Bellows FANS, VT
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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1901-03-28
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