Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-09-04
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IN Wnat way QlC ne lose nlS SelI@p0S-
session." very simply. He gave
himself away."-Philadelph Times.
Jack-And did she make fool Of
your Arthur-It was worse than that.
She let me make one of myself. Puck.
"Jlm says am the only girl he ever
ioyed!" "Oh, did hep "Why, don't
you believe me?" "Oh, yes, believe
you."-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs Pepperday-My first husband
had great deal more sense than you
have. Mr.. Pepperday-rrue enough
he died.-Harper's Magazine.
Cora-Do you believe in palmistry2
Merritt-No, my dear. The only time
l was glad to find life line in my hand
WAS when | was shpwrecked,-Tow
Topics.
Mistress Ito servant)-Be careful not
to spill any soup ON the ladies' laps.
Biddy new in the service)-Yes, mum,
where shall spill lt3-Glasgow Even-
ing Times.
Iceman-The girl sez you don't want
ice from me no more, lady. Mrs. New
, liwed-No-er- your Ice doesn't seem
to be as cold as 1t ought to be.-Phla-
delpha Press.
Teacher-Anonymous means without
name. Write sentence showing you
understand how to use the word. Small
Girl (writes)-Our new baby Is anony
i mous.-Tit-Bts
Mrs. WI didn't know that Mr.. b.
had a title Mr.. Whether did l.
What is it7 Mrs, W.-Well, his SER
want says that everything comes ad-
dressed James b., @. o. D."
A Just Judge: Judge-And your wife
aimed at and struck your head with n
cup? Witness-Yes, sir. Judge-Well,
all | have to say is, that you ought to
be very proud of her.-Tt-Blts.
Wimbleton-Hello,o old man, have you
taught your dog any new tricks lately?
Quimbleton-Yes; I've been teaching
him to eat out of my hand. He ate a
big piece out of 1t yesterday.-Fun.
II suppose your baby sister cries
some?" asked one of the neighbors.
"Cries!'' said Mary; why, she just
seems 20 look on the dark side of things
all the timew-Youth's Companion.
Van Blumer-Billton tells me his wife
hates the sea, and he has just bought
yacht so he can have some pleasure by
| himself. Mrs Won Blumer-That's
mean of him, isn't it? Eyes. But it
only goes to show what money can do
for a man."-Life.
Being asked his age, a colored citizen
In village near Atlanta replied: "Well,
sub, l some older dan dat pine tree
yander; III bit younger dan dat live oak
by de gate; ZEN not quite SO OF ez de
house whar 1 living at. 1 amt much
ON figgers myself, but you kin count up
en- seev'
A Reasonable Conductor: Pikey-
And just because you had lost your
nickel the conductor made you get off
the car and walk all the way homer
Bilkey-Oh, no. He only put me off.
/ could have sat by the roadside all
night II l had wanted to.-Baltimore
World
"Stripes are quite the thing this
year." suggested the tailor. The Alder
man started neryously, but quickly re-
covered himself. 81 think" he said.
endeavoring to speak carelessly, that
something in the nature of a check
would be more In my line."-Chicago
Evening Post.
Magistrate-Now, my boy, you are on
your oath. Do you know what that
means? Witness-Er-no, sir; not ex-
actly. Magistrate-Do you know what
you're expected to tell? Witness
(promptly)-Oh, yes, sir: the lawyer
that brought me here wrote it all down
SOS could learn it off by heart.
| Footman-A newspaper reporter wish
es to interview you, sir Great Man
| Did you not tell him that | was hoarse
could hardly speak? Footman-Cer-
tainly, sir. But he assured me he would
only ask questions which you could an
swer by a nod or shake of the head.
| Great Man-Then tell him l have stiff
neck!-Tit-Bits.
An Encouraging Start: William"
said the lady OF the house, will you
mail these invitations for me the first
thing this mornlng?' "Going to give
party?" 81 have engaged new kitch-
en- girl for the first of next week, and
l thought l would show her that We
start with no ill-feeling by giving
pink tea for her Monday afternoon
indianapolis News.
"I have great mind to go to the
political club tonight" said Mr.. j. to
his wife. "What" she replied, with
surprise. 81 have great mind to go to
the club tonight" "Whose?" she
asked. "Whose whatf' "Whose great
mind2" "Why, my own, Of course.
madam" "Oh" and the rising inhec-
tion she gave the ejaculation was very
provoking to a man Of fine feeling