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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28

The stomach controls the situation.
Those who are healthy aud strong are
those who can eat and digest plenty of
food. Kodol Dyspepsia cure digests
what you eat and allows you to eat all
the food you want. If you suffer from
indigestion, heartburn, belching or any
other stomach trouble this preparation
can't help but do you good. The most
sensitive stomach can take it. E. Prick
& Son.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28

Christian socialism" and applied
christianity" as preached by Prof. Geo.
ID. Heron received rather unexpected
demonstration the other day when Mrs.
Heron received a divorce from her
husband for cruel and inhuman treat
ment and desertion. We suspect his
theories are not so good in the home as
the old fashioned kind of applied
christianity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28

r. n. Carper is ready to cry your sales
He has had more experience in that
business than any other man in this
section of the state and he is very sue
cessful and gives good satisfaction.
Write, wire or phone him. Dates made
at the REPUBLICAN office. If
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28

For growing colts Raven Stock Food
purifies the blood, regulates the kidneys,
cures scours and exterminates worms. II
cures colds, coughs, dstemper, pinkeye
and heaves in horses. 1t is good for over
worked horses and old horses, and pre-
vents mares from dropping their colts
prematurely The powders are strong
give good appetite and make sleek coats
For sale by Riddlesbarger & Fay, Poultry
Audubon, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28
CHEAP INSURANCE.

Many man has been insured against
Bright's disease, diabetes or other dan
gerous ailments by fifty cent bottle
of Foley's Kidney cure. A. II. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28
BANNER SALyE.

letter, eczema and skin diseases
yield quickly TO the marvellous healing
qualities of Banner Salve made from Il
prescription OF skin specialist of
world wide fame. 25c. A. III. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1901-03-28

When you are bilious use those fam.
Gus little pills known as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers to cleanse the liver
and bowels. They never grippe. L. Frick
X Son.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-05-23
WHEREIN PRIDE IS SINFUL,
True Self Respect Should Be Main- tained, But Self Is Not to He
 UnduIy Exalted.

It would be sinful to have no pride. It is just as wrong to be devoid of true and proper pride as il is to eN hibit unholy pride. He who lacks that just estimation of himself. that purpose to insist in all legitimate ways that others shall deal with him properly, shall yield him his fair rights, he who regards his relation to the community and his work in life as honorable, to be treated as digni- fled and worthy and to be defended from encroachment and stain of any kind. in other words. he who has q proper self-respect therein illustrates true pride. Pride may involve more than self-respect, but the difference is in degree rather than in quality.
 When. then, is pride sinful? When it becomes the excess of the under lying virtue. Wrongful pride is the undue eXaltation of self. It is re- garding ones self from a mistaken point Of view in reference to ones abilities, characteristics or disposi ton. Ii is centering thought upon A interests and the obligation which one sustains to them more than is con- sistent with duty to them. In other words, it is selfish, and whatever is selfish is so far sinful. The false mo- tions which thus are begotten about ourselves lead to false adjustments of our lives to the lives of others.
 We miscalculate and fall into error. We become unpopular, and, although this is not necessarily an evil, be- cause they who defend and advocate righteousness are sure of a measure of unpopularity, it is harmful when it is needless. when to be unpopular means that we have blundered. This is true of that pride which is selfish and unholy. But he who lacks hon. orable, unselfsh pride, the pride which eXultS in it's own powers, not that it may conquer other men and gain the glory which they otherwise would receive. but that it may do greater and nobler service to God and to the race, that pride which is an inspiration and a bulwark to a safe, fruitful and praiseworthy career. is to be pitied and usually blamed Boston Congregationalist
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-05-23
OUR WORDS.
Language n Wonderful ReNeIatOr ot Person's Character-Secret
 of Seif-NasterN.

Language is a wonderful revelator. 1t shows personal and racial condi tions and qualities. Young people ought to be engaged in linguistic studies. But l purpose giving d few practical and spiritual suggestions rather than a technical treatise.
 Our words-the product of our hearts and minds, the utterances of our tongues. Have you studied the Bible with this theme before you? Notice the multiplicity of expressions as to thinking and speaking. No won der, for these portray the man. Words exhibit the heart. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh." If ones words pertaining to the true and good are soon cX- hausted, this is an index that of such clements his heart supply is scant.
 1 would that our young people might be conscious of the fact that they are known by their language. All these should understand that pure words carry with them strength and reveal him as lovely character who constantly uses such words.
 It seems to me that the sublimest expression of a pure heart and of complete self-masterY is found in dis creton in speech. Bacon said; Dis. creton in speech is more than clo- quenee" Solomon said: "The words of a mans mouth are as deep waters, and the well-spring of wisdom as a flowing brook" Also: The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth. and add eth learning to his lips" James said: If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man and able also to bridle the whole body" Behold the process and the measure of perfec tion!-Watchwo
 How Are Your KldneysS
 Dr. Hobbs Sparagus Pills all kidney Ills. Sam. pie free, Add Sterling Remedy Co.,, Chicago or N. Y.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-05-23
MORNINGS WAKING PRAYER.

O Lord, go with me through this day, Keep me in all l think or say; o may my eyes no evil see, My listening ears hear only Thee! May my slow feet be quick to move In paths of righteousness and love; Thy peace my hearts sole comfort be, Because Thy servant trusts in Thee. If Thou shalt call me, Lord, to share Thy cross. its agony and fear, With grace upborne, and clothed with light shall not falter in the fight. At even-time my days work done, It's battle fought it's victory won, May l look up, Thy face to see. And catch Thy beaming smile on me. Rev. J. H. Dudley, Ph. D., in N. I. Ex-
 aminer.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Police Intelligence.

The intelligence displayed by some
desk sergeants frequently excites the
awe and wonder of the operators at
Police Headquarters ID Brooklyn,
whose duty it is to receive reports OF
police happenings over the telephone
from the various station houses.
The other night sergeant in one or
the South Brooklyn precincts was
sending in a report about slight ac-
cident in which man was injured.
The ambulance surgeon who attended
the man had described the nature OF
his injury to the Intelligent patrolman
on the post, and the latter jotted it
down in his book while returning to
the station house. The intelligent ser.
geant. reporting to Headquarters, de-
scribed the mans injuries as follows:
HE received a precise wound of the
alteration"
"a what?" asked the astonished op'
orator.
The sergeant repeated the descrip-
ton of the wound.
"Say," said the operator, you don't
expect me tC enter any such TOOL re-
port as that, do you? You'd better
study the thing over"
patrcs4.sergeant consulted with the
telephone. --returnaad, q. -,
Il made a misssFe about that old
man - bo lifted to the operator.
"Th.-smeer says it's a spliced wound
of the abandonment It's dead easy
to get mixed On them medical terms,
you know"
To the operator the thing was now
shrouded in inpenetrable darkness.
Despairing of obtaining any light from
the sergeant orlpatrolman, he called
up the ambulance surgeon at the hos
pital.
"Say. doc" he asked. what kind of
an injury has that man got whom you
just brought in"
"An incised wolild of the abdomen"
explained the surgeon.
Paving the All wildly and pirouet. |
ting like whirlhg dervlsh, the opera
tor made for TIN electric fan, turned
It on, and flung himself, limp and per-
spring, back init his chair.-New York
Times
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Horrors Of journalism.

Speaking of nothing in particular"
began the information editor, why is
good man like dose of castor oil?'
Hard to keep him down." replied the
exchange editor. why is the new chief
OF the fire department"
Good man. Hard to keep him down.
Why is"
Don't be in hurry. You've made
me lose it. Why-why is the new chief
Job"
Soft thing? Pudding. Hasty pud-
ding. OF the Musham Xix"
Quit! 1t isn't hasty pudding. Been
waiting for it nearly half a century.
Why is the new chiefs job like doc
tors receipted bill?'
Because it's no sign O cure. Why
is a grain of sand in your eye
That's the old one about the PROBES
sor in the ladies' seminary. Stuck on
the pupil What is the difference be-
tween"
1T isn't an old one. Why is a grain
OF sand in the eye like calling man a
lar?'
Likely to be the beginning OF bad
scrape What is the difference between
a tornado"
And a college amusement? They're
about the same. Ones hurricane and
the others a cane rush. Why is the
Chicago City Railway"
ITS in league with l. What's the
difference between an ice dealer and a
cashier at a department store?'
That's too easy. One gives you
short weight and the other gives you a
long wait. Why is a city council like
an acre Of cookie burrs?'
bad lot. Why is fountain pen"
Like a tramp? That's too simple.
How would you go to China overland ?"
Take the Off you've got the pull.
Why is the mercury in a thermome-
ter"
ooh, salivate yourself with it! Why
does soft corn-"
Cut it out! Why is ball Of twine-"
wind it up, | sayp
Which, in view of the weather and the
protests OF the innocent bystanders, they
proceeded to do.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Next Best Thug.

Miss Millicent Darlington, who, when
Mr.. Smithers proposed, had told him
that she was to we'd Mr.. Coldcash, was
moved to pity as Mr.. Smi;hcrs stood IT.
resolute, with his hat in his hand.
Il hope you will come and see us SOME
time" she said, for she didn't know
what else to say. ,
But you will be married and will
have born to you beautiful daughter,
answered S1nithers with much emotion
then | will come and engage as your
coachman, and if fortune is with me
elope with your daughter
Then Smithers walked slowly out the
yard and toward monastery.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Afarrfapa nv Advertisement

Marriage by advertisement seems to be
much in favor in Vienna. A diligent in,
quirer has counted no less than 500
matrimonial advertisements IN the two
leading mddle-class papers OF that c;ty
in the course OF week. 1t is only the
middle classes who arrange their mari
monial affairs in this way, and It Is curl
GUS to notice that the number OF women
who advertise is almost equaled by the
number OF men. The compiler OF this
list makes some sad reflections upon the
levity and venality OF the age. Young
men and young women, he says, are no
longer ashamed to regard themselves as
objects OF merchandise which may be
put up to the highest bidder.--London
! Chronicle.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Warning to Swimmers.

A correspondent writes to the New
York Sun: "NoH that the swimming
season is here again, you ought to re-
peat the warning which was published
several years ago that apoplexy, not
cramps, is whai causes the death of
SO many strong swimmers who sud
denly become helpless when bathing.
Wetting the head before the feet Is
said to prevent the trouble"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
One of Life's Ironies.

There is something horrifying in the
way In which the city takes it's annual
toll OF victims from the public schools,
dumps them down Oh high stool and
sucks their blood. Why is it that the
flowers Of school athletics are born to
bllish unseen and waste their sweet
less OH al office stool ?--LOndon Public
School Magazine.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Music in the Kitchen.

Mr.. Housekeep-My dear, here are a
couple of new songs l want to teach
Bridget to sing.
Mrs. Housekeep-What nonsense!
Mr.. Housekeep-Not at all. II she
must sing at her work, let's stop those
doleful tunes of hers. Now these are
lively, and if she keeps time to them
she'll get through her work quickly.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
The Apartment House.

where are you ladies going?'
eve are going to give Mrs. Bender a
piece of our minds. She is the cause Of
us being aroused between midnight and
dawn. We can't stand hearing her hus-
band stumbling upstairs"
But why don't you go to him?'
Because she is to blame If she didn t
sprinkle tacks on the stairs he'd take his
shoes off.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
1t Paws to BE Amiable.

What do you do asked the one who
had been married only a few months
when your husband comes home late
at night?"
Il pretend not to notice that he isn't
on time and pretty soon he asks me if
wouldn't like to go to the roof garden
or somewhere tomorrow afternoon"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Tho Good Man.

Mr.. Goodart-Why don't you endeav
or to convert Mr.. Baden?
Rev. Farrassy-I don't like him.
Mrs Goodart-Is that any reason why
you should let him die in his sins?
Rev. Farrassy-Well, | should hate tC
have to associate with him during eter
nifty.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
The First.

When their first son was born Adam
is thought by some critics to have re-
marked not without much acerbty.
Red hair! Wouldn't that jar you"
"Well, I'm not presenting you with
any gold-headed Gains. if know my
selfr' retorted Eve, affecting indiffer-
ence, albeit secretly mortified to death
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Didn't Love Her.

She (petulantIy)-I don't see why you
should hesitate to get married on &6oo
year. Papa says my gowns never cost
more than that.
He--But, my darling. we must have
something to eat.
"Oh, William! Always thinking OF
your stomach!'
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

70 matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer. you will never get we'll until your
bowels arc put right. CAscARETs help nature,
cure you without II grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you Just IL
cents to start getting your health back. Cas-
cARErs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
in metal boxes, every tablet has G. g. &.
stamped OH it. Beware OF limitations.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Hard Lines.

Drummer-It is pretty hard to get a
drink in this town, isn't it?
Landlord (Kansas hoteD-You bet.
Why, you can't even work the snake
bite racket any more unless you carry
the snake to the drug store and let him
bite you in the presence OF commit
tee!-Puck.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

II requires no experience to dye with Put
NAM FkpELEss DYES. Simply boiling your
goods in the dye is all that is necessary. Sold
by all druggists
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

France bought $SOo,2OO worth of toys
of Germany in 1900.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Politics In Aus tralIa.

Politics can be made expensive in
Australia as well as here. One man
Sir Malcolm McEachern of Melbourne
expended $250,OOO to secure a seat in
the commonwealth house of represen-
tatlves. Another man, a laborer. from
an adjoining constituency, expended
only $3.50. A remarkable campaign
was waged by another candidate who
on the eve Of election issued the fol-
lowing statement: Il have Travelled
IN the conduct Of this contest more
IMAM 10000 miles, large portion on
1oot. | have published and circulated
chleny by my own hands, or by those
or my family, 100000 pages of liter
azure IN book form. l have published
$4,000 copies of speeches delivered in
the constituency, and 125, 900 copies of
[our-page circulars. 1t Is utterly i'm
possible that this amount of work
ma literature can fail to have its
'Hect'' The candidate who tramped
printed and published on this colossa
cale found himself on the bottom of
he poll when the numbers were I'D.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

FITSpermanentlyc cured No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. ~ trial bottle and treatise free
Dr. L. II. KLINE. Ltd. 81 Arch St., Phila. pa
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

From a cliff 1000 feet high one with
clear vision can see ship at distance
of forty-two miles.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of throat and lungs.--WM.
o. ENpsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb 10, 1900.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

1t seems queer that bad habits grow
strongest on the weakest man.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Indies can Wear shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. powder for the feet. 1t makes light
or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, bot, sweat,
ing, aching feet. ingrowing nails, corns ana
bunions. At all drug lists and shoe stores,
25c. Trial package FREE by mail. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE 10y, n. \.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

men Jhnsw nere; There are thousands nj
;tv 70 WIS" i,os vital need is culturing capac.
and wome p a secret e, Men talk too much.
'iie e1. as well as time to sneak A@ep
aitnough not belonging to anv of tho
6aS" secret societies about which there
h has peen SO much violent discussion
c; ate oniy words of praise for those asso.
ma; HVns which have for their object tbe
raciaroa.e OF right against wrong or t6e
OF mutual benefit societies called h., 'o Jif
Eat names, that provide Temporary 70.
LEI LOT widows and orphans and for r,
lncapacltated by sicknesssor acc;dont f men
earning livelihood. Had it not been if Gu
c cnu secret labor organizations in this |
under monopoly would long ago have |
iuhoer Its ponderous wheels Sronnd tho
!a9oring e, classes into an intoleTabIe ser rne
tuue; Inc men who want the whole earth
70 themselves would have GOT II hofoun
snlS nad 1t not been for the banding TO.
getner OF great secret organizations lnJ
E wine we deeplore many things that have
Deen gone by them, their existence is a
t;nctls1 i'y ana their legitimate sphere dis,
God. Such organizations are irving ~ AZ; 81
mss from their associations ali nembars
o Jno are IN favor, of anarchy and social
th; =, Ihey will gradually cease anv.
sne IKE tyranny over their members
ana VIII forbid violent interference With {
any any mans work, whether he belongs s' 70
I u union or is outside of if and viii IL
aeciare their disgust with any sucb r ml, {
as that passed in England by the Man. an. l
chester Bricklayers' Association ' WILL vba, i
sayS any man. found running or wo ~kiua =.
beyond regular speed shall be fined CdI1 ting I
hlilngs and sixpence for the first offense f
i've sshillings for the second, ten shillnos c
or the third, and if still persisting. shall O
e dealt with as the committee thinks "
roper. 'A'N' a
Let any Christian wife rejoice when her 1;
usband consecrates evenings to the serv. Il
,e OF humanity and of God or ANYTHING r.
evating, but let no man sacrifice bome ~
re to secret society life, as many do pt
IN point out to you a great MANY names al
men who are guilty of this sacr;lece eff
hey are as genial as angels at the society ~,
IONS and as ugly as sin at home. Tbey ~
e generous on all subjects of wine SIM. sc
RS, yachts and fine horses. but thew are tn
ln1gy about their wives' dresses and tbe
iidren's shoes. That man has made that
nch might be healthful influence a
upper OF his affections, and he has mar.
alt and he is guilty of moral bigamy. n
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

in it's most aggravated form has been efectu-
ally cured with small doses OF Crab Orchard
Water.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

iirs. WlnSows Soothing Syrup for children
,eethug, soften the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, aliays pain, cures wind collie. 25c q bottla
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

The man who reduces salaries is sort
of revenue cutter.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

The man who shutters knows all about
the parts of speech.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

John Silence married Mary Peace in
Kansas town the other day.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

Rev. Fl. P Carson, Scotland, OAK, says:
',rwo bottles of Halls Catarrh Curecomplete-
" cured my little girl. !" Sold by Druggists, Use.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

The lawyer believes in words, but the
real estate man is known by his deeds.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

Scientists say the sun is moving farther
away from the earth.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

Calm portends ~ storm.
A wicked hero will turn his back
to an innocent coward.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

See advt. of sM1rHDEAI's BUSINESS COLLEGE
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02
Pest For Ilic IsONyalN.

A sugar-coated compliment is often hard
to swallow
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1901-08-02

No one has invented any summer MILL
merry for the automobile.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1901-07-04

If young iadicS I II n Il sores
pinnple$ and red nose look wei
With Il bridal rci and orange
blossoms, its all right YET Rock ,
Mountain Tea would drive them
away. 37c. Rit enlo,,~ pharniacy
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1901-07-04

on checks. Almost the entire
Northwest, including Montana
and the Dakotas, had their
stamped checks printed in st.
Paul and the revenue stamp
imprinted.
Tax on beer. Anot h er
change that will cause large
decrease in the reduction of %
cents per barrel of the tax on
beer. This will aggre ate
thousands of dollars a month.
The tax on cigars is reduced
GO cents per 200, and on tobac-
co and snuffs at 20 per cent.
The law provides for the re-
demption of unused stamps
and for the rebate of the excess
taxes paid on tobacco in the
h a II DIS of manufacturers or
dealers on July 1. Unused
stamps in amounts of not less
than So will be redeemed by
the government within two
years after their purchase. APP
plications for REQ t ~ ION
should be made on what is
known as form 3S, which can
be obtained from the revenue
office. Application fora rebate
on cigars and tobacco should
be made OH what is known as
from 4Sl. The application in-
cludes a sworn inventory of
the stock on hand July 1. made
iu the presence Of two witness
ses.
Four extra men are now em-
ployed in the revenue aftice at
st. Paul handling the special
taxes which become due July
1. The men will be retained
for some time to take care of
the applications for redemp-
tion and abatement of taxes
under the new law.-Pioneer
Press, June 30.