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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Brooklyn, n. Y, September 6th-The Gar
field Tea Co., manufacturers of Garfield Tea.
Garfield Headache Powders, Garfield Tea syrup
Garfield Relief Plasters, Garfield Digestive
Tablets and Garfield Lotion, are now occupying
the large and elegant Office building and labora-
tory recently erected by them. For many years
the Garfield Remedies have been growing in
popularity and their success is well deserved.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an In
famed condition Of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
feet hearing, and 1t when Is entirely closed deaf
ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to Its
forever; nine cases out Of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
r. J. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls family pills are the best.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
A Gate Covered with shoes.

The principal gateway at Allahabad
is thickly studded with horseshoes OF
every size and make. There are hun
dreds of them nailed all over the great
gates, doubtless the offering of many
3 wayfarer who has long since finished
his earthly pilgrimage. The sacred
gates of Somnath, in the fort Of Agra,
are similarly adorned.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
A Heartfelt Loss.

Casey-So poor Cassidy is dead? Sure,
everybody will miss him!
Flannigan-They will! He was the
only mon In the ward thot everybody
could lick!-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
Wise Too Late.

Fond Mother-Tommy, you don't
seem very well.
Tommy-No. nav. 1 amt ] wisht
had let sister eat that third piece Nv
pie.-Ohio State Journal
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

The Supreme Courts have decided that the
life OF the average man is worth just what he
Is able to earn. mans earnings depend 70 II
stomach is the measure of health and strength.
Every man may be bright and active IL his di-
gestion is normal. II It is not. Hostetters stom-
ach Bitters will make il so. Try IL for dyspep-
STA, Indigestion, constipation, biliousnees, flat
ulency, liver or kidney troubles.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

wife-Here's an advertisement In the
paper that you'd better look into. 1t
says a man is wanted. and he won't be
worked to death, and he'll get paid
enough to live on.
Husband-Says he won't be worked
to death, Ell?
Wife-Yes; and they promise pay
enough to live on.
Husband-Some catch about thatl-
Pick-Me-Up.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
Handy with HI. Tongue Too.

The following was a speech by sue
cessful competitor for the prize of a
foot race: Gentlemen, have won this
cup by the use of my legs. I trust l
may never lose the use of my legs by
the use of this cup."-Evening Wis
cOnsin.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

To Whom II May Concern: The best College
to attend for the purpose OF becoming practical
Stenographers is, in our judgment, the Gala
CHER Marsh, PARROT Building s. f., Cal Ernest
A. Gurvin, L. A. washburne, W. j. Nicholson
Official Reporters Supreme Court, State of Cal
Send for catalogue.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
mary,s Fraction. sister.

81 suppose your baby sister cries
some?" asked one of the neighbors.
"Criesv said Mary. "Why, she just
seems to look on the dark side of things
all the time!'-Youth's Companion.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17
Won KNnw WHAT YOU ARE TAKINa

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that 1t is simply Iron and Out
nine in tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay Doc
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

For pimples, sallow complexion, inn
pure blood and poor digestion use
Adams Sarsaparilla Pills. They i'm
prove complexion and cure constipation.
10c, 25c. Druggists.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Etc Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
lilo after first days of DR. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. Send for FHKB - trial bottle and treat
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth.
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Would Be Draconan .--"Who was il who said
he'd rather make the songs than the laws OF
the country9'" ~ don't know, but I'd rather
make the laws for the people whe make the
songs nowadays"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
BILE medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. H. 1900.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Tho Best Prescription for Malaria
ohills and Fever is q bottle OF GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL TOXIC. 1t is simply iron and quinine
In tssteless form. No cure-no pay. Price SOC.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

Adams Sarsaparilla Pills cure sick
headaches, constipation, biliousness,
dyspepsia, purify the blood. l0c, 25c.
Druggists.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

and Works on the Cold.
Laxative Quinine Tablets cure q colo
In one day. No Cure, No Pay. Price rs cents.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

All the More Reason-she-Let's sit out the
next one. He-Why. thought you were fond
of dancing Shell am.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1901-10-17

School is open the entire year, day aud night.
Write for illustrated Catalogue Free.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
RECENT LEGAL DECISIONS.

A finding that q railroad company is
guilty Of negligence for falling to keep
its platform lighted for fifteen or twen-
ty minutes to enable passengers to pass
out safely. Is held by the Supreme
Court of Arkansas In the case of st.
Louis. ETC., Railway Company VS.. Bat
tie (63 8. w. Rep. sO5). not to be un-
reasonable.
A structure connecting two buildings
on opposite sides Of street, built SO
far above the street as not to inter-
fere with traffic thereon, is held by the
Court of Appeals of Maryland. in the
case Of Townsend vs. Epstein (49 Att.
Rep. 500, to be a nuisance as to ad-
5acent property owners. whose light it
obstructs.
The renewal by q new note Of a
usurious note. but excluding all the
usury. 10 held by the Supreme Judicial
Court Of Maine in the case Of Ver-
mule VS.. vermule (49 Att. Rep, 608, to
render the new note valid and binding
on the maker. as the parties themselves
have done what court Of equity would
require them to do.
Where mining stock is deposited un-
der binding escrow agreement that 1t
shall pass to certain person on the
payment Of certain price within a
certain time, and the price is paid by
such time. the Supreme Court Of Utah
in the case of Clark VS.. Campbell (65
Pac. Rep, 496). holds that dividends
declared before the price is paid do not
belong to the purchaser.
| A fair association which maintained
race track on Its fair grounds negli
gently made an opening in the fence
surrounding the track, and through this
opening a horse ran from the track
among the people assembled on the
main part of the fair ground, injurine
one Of the spectators. The court Zap
pellate court of Indiana) held the fail
association liable for the injury on the
ground that the cause of the injury wal
the failure to inclose properly the track
| (Wandeler VS.. Rush County Fair Asso
citation, 60 N. 3. Rep, 954.)
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Words Coined in Boston.

When Boston was three years old, the
word "coasting," in the sense of sliding
down an inclined plane, was used for
the first time by the Court of Assist
ance. The term lumber" appeared
first In the town records in 1868, being
employed to designate the embarrass-
ment caused by the numbering" up of
the streets at a time when the settlers
were doing a great business in forest
products. Schooner, sleigh, harness.
phaeton, carry-all, barge, currency, ten
der, sinlking-fund, depreciation. appre-
citation, caucus GAO, labor trust (174I),
unconstitutionality, gerrymander,1 war
den, unconstitutional, immigrant, and
chrome, are all Yankee words, that
have been initiated and used far and
wide.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24

Mrs. Valentine Tells HO ~
Lydia Z. PinklfsassssS N0gofa.
bic 00nspOussd Cured Her.


Happiness will go out of your life
forever, my sister, if you have any
Of the symptoms mentioned in Mrs.
Valentines letter, unless you act
promptly. Procure Lydia e. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound at once.
It is absolutely sure to help you. Then
write for advice If there is anything
about your case you do not under
stand.
You need not be afraid to tell the
things you could not explain to the
doctor-your letter will be seen only by
women. ALI the persons who see priv
ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's Labora-
tory, at Lynn, Mass, are women. AL
letters are confidential and advice abso-
lutely free.
Here is the letter sit IL with
pleasure that 1 add my testimony to
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
$1,000 REWARD
For Evidence Of Fraud in Testimo-
niaIs Advertising Dr.. Will
iams' Pink Pills for
Pale People.

It is sometimes thought that some
concerns, in order to make people
believe that the article in which they
deal is good one, manufacture
themselves the testimonials which
they use in their advertisements.
The DR.. Williams Medicine Co., man
ufacturers of DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People, however, have always
held that the publication of ficti-
tious or even misleading testimon-
ial is not only bad morally but is bad
advertising. Consequently the great
est care has always been taken in Sc
lecting testimonials for their adver-
tising. Every case is not only care
fully investigated, but in most in
stances it is sworn to in legal form
and the affidavit placed on file. That
no doubt may be in the minds of the
public, the company offers one thou
sand dollars Isl, ,0O0) for evidence of
fraud, on its part, in the publication
.fany of the testimonials used in max
ing known the merits of DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. In view
of this, the following remarkable case,
published in the Democrat and Sen
tinel, Lewiston, Pa, is given without
further comment:
Mr.. Frank A. Means, we'll known
farmer o. Reedsville, Mifflin county,
Pa, writes:
"I had the grip and as a result my
nerves broke down. lost the entire
use of the lower half of my body.
For a whole year lay in bed perfectly
helpless, with no power in either
limb, and the feeling gone so that
couldn't feel pin run into my legs
at all. couldn't turn over in bed
without help. Six doctors gave me
up and said it was only question o.
few weeks with me, as nothing more
could be done. Then a friend sent
me pamphlet containing statements
of two men who had been afflicted
something like me and who had beer
cured by the use of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. l began taking them al
once and although my improvement
was slow it was certain. Now I car
walk most of the time without can,
and everybody around here thinks i
is miracle that can get about as / do
Your pills have certainly been s;
God-send to me-"
| Signed, F. A. MEANS.
Subscribed and sworn to before M
this 18th day of April, 1901.
ALBERT S. GIBBONEY,
Notary Public
| At all druggists or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Company, Sche
nectady, N. Y, fifty cents per box
six boxes for two dollars and fit,
cents.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Enforcing the Law.

"Take that dog off the street, or
I'll run you in," ordered the conscien-
tious policeman.
"But why?" asked the man with the
dog. HE has a license on"
That's all right as far as it goes;;
but that's a spitz dog, and we have
strict orders to enforce the anti-ex-
pectoration ordinance" Baltimore
American.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Extraordinary Man.

Mr.. Simpkins-Arabella, you are the
on'y woman / ever loved.
Arabella-There is only one man in
the world like you.
Mr.. Simpkins-How sweet of you to
say that.
Arabella-Yes; you told that Smith
girl the very same thing, and l know
there is no other man living could do
it-Ohio State Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Saw NOTHING in Il.

One of those matter-of-fact persons
who apply the rigidly utilitarian test
to everything was looking one day at
puzzle picture" in an illustrated
paper, the puzzle being to find the
man" cunningly hidden by the artist
in some unexpected part of the draw
ing.
81 can't see anything worth looking
at In this picture" he said.
See 1t now?" asked friend, point
ing out the concealed figure. That's
the man."
Eyes, l see him. he replied, still
puzzled. what of him?"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Cost of Railway Mail Car.

A modern railway mail car, equip
ped with the latest contrivances, such
as vestibules, automatic couplers, air.
brakes, ETC., costs between $1,000 and
$4,000. The Government pays for the
use of railway mail cars at the rate
of $40 a year for a 50-foot car per
track mile, and $50 per year per track
mile for 60-foot car.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Value of . Mans Life.

The Supreme Courts have decided that
the life of the average man is worth just
what he is able to earn. A mans earnings
depend to a great extent upon his physical
health. The stomach is the measure of
health and strength. Every man may be
bright and active his digestion is normal.
If It is not, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
will make it so. Try it for dyspepsia. in
digestion. constipation. bliousness, hatul-
ency, liver or kidney troubles.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Rarine Amenities.

Here the Sea Serpent rallied the
Mermaid upon her notorious non-ex-
istence.
He who lives in a glass house
should not throw stones." retorted the
Mermaid, with spirit.
The laugh was against the Sea Ser
pent. howbeit he loudly protested that
he resided for the most part either in
wood or Doulton ware, or something
of that sort, and but seldom in glass
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness. and that is by censtitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition OF the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have q rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it 10 entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the infamms-
ton can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out OF ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inhsmed
condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send foz
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Out Of Place.

Back" shouted the hero. "Your
presence here is only perfunctory.
You are doing nothing whatever to ad
vance the action of the story"
With muttered curse the villain
shrank back into the chapter in which
the murder takes place, and the story
proceeded on the conventional lines
prescribed by our best modern critics.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Catarrh of the Stomach.

Rabbi David Klein, 526 E. Main
street, Columbus, O., writes the fc;-
lowing to DR.. Hartman in regard to
Peruna: "It affords me great pleasure
to testify to the curative merits OF
your medicine. Peruna is a we'll
tried and widely-used remedy. Es-
pecially as specific for catarrh of the
ste mach it cannot be excelled. Pc
runa will do all that is claimed for
IL -
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Romantic.

Dick-Do you like romantic girls.
Harry?
Harry guess not! When you
make hole in your salary buying
them expensive flowers, they tear
them apart, repeating, HE loves me,
he loves me not"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Positive Proof.

Tess-oh, yes; I'm positive she is
twenty-five.
Jess-I suppose you saw the record
In the family Bible, eh?
Tess-Better than that. asked her
at what age she thought girl should
marry, and she promptly said twenty
eight" philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
CQtdrrh
Hoods CdrS0p0riLl0
Acquaintance Renewed.

Bunko Bill-Hello, uncle, haven't we
met before?
Reuben Granger-Guess We have. It
wss down in Hardscrapple, when you
were sellin' the farmers them So
churns and every cussed contract
turned up ter be $500 note. I met
you with six citizens and rope.
Bill-Aw, here, now, let me down
easy.
Reub-Did that onct-and too quick.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24

gnawing pain in stomach, pain in my
back and right side, and SO weak I
could scarcely stand. 1 was not able
to do anything. Had sharp pains all
through my body. Before had taken
half bottle of your medicine, I found
myself improving. 1 continued its use
until had taken four bottles, and felt
so well that did not need to take any
more. I am like new person, and
your medicine shall always have my
praise. Mrs. W. P. VALENTINE, 566
Ferry Avenue, Camden, NJ.
&Knnn Wilt be paid R fkEs sfesfis.o.
nEas 10 not HGHufB9.
IVaLa e. Pxnkl1an1 M0clkoAno O.,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24

Brooklyn, N. Y, Sept. 16th.-The Garfield
Tea Co., manufacturers of Garfield Tea. Gar
field Headache Powders, Garfield Tea Syrup,
fairfield Relief Plasters, Garfield Digestive
Tablets and Garfield Lotion, are now occupy
ing the large and elegant office building and
factory recently erected by them. For many
years the Garfield Remedies have been grow
ing in popularity, and their success is well
deserved. They cure diseases and keep people
vel and strong.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Wanted to Be In HARMONY.

Brisket-What can l send you up
today, Mrs. Styles?
Mrs. S.-Send me a leg of mutton,
and be sure it is from black sheep.
Brisket-A black sheep?
Mrs. S.-Yes; we are In mourning,
you know.-Tid-Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Risht LIN to Date.

Sculptor-What sort of bust do you
wish for yourself?
Mr.. Newrocks-Well, amt particu-
lar. but I'm gettin' it to please Mrs.
| Newrocks, and she says it must be a
NEUROLOGICAL one.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
He Thought Quickly.

Sandy-Oh, policeman, yer sair
need't in at "Black Bull" yonder-
there's a maist awfu' fecht gaen on.
Policeman-Is Black Jock there?
Sandy-Aye!
Policeman-And Lang Jimmy?
Sandy-Ayei
Policeman-Ah, weel, I'm sorry, but
l Gamma leave me beat, We ken.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24

your list, hop
ing it may in
duce others to
avail t h e M
selves of tn e
benefit of your
valuable rem
edy. Before
taking Lydia
e. Pinkham's
v bic
Compound 1
felt very bad
ly,was terribly
nervous, a nd
tired, had sick
headaches, no
q p p e t t e
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
A Parting Stab.

Sarah" said the lady of the house,
breaking the news gently to the new
servant girl, eve shall have to get
along without your services after the
first of the month"
Eyes, num-" replied Sarah, I'm
sorry the masters affairs are in such
bad shape, mum"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Great Opportunity.

Mrs. Bjenkins are going to
have another rummage sale next week
Mr.. Bjenkins-Good! I wish you'd
send down that rocking chair in the
sitting-room that always tumble ovel
when 1 come in late at night.-Somer
vile Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Willing to Share.

Old Gent-My boy, I'm seventy-five
years old, and / never smoked cigar
in my life.
Boy-Well, if yer likes ter foller me,
you can ave this butts when I'm done
with it.-Ally Sloper.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
No Cause for Alarm.

of all that yelling around the corner?
Comei Let's hurry; there may be a
murder"
"Stay! Don't get excited. We're
used to that. We hear it every day.
There's painless dentists Office
around there."-Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Hard to Understand.

what makes Mrs. Vyperi apparent
ly so welcome and charming conver-
sationalist in society?"
tits mystery to me. understand
she's been sued several times for SLAM
der."-Philadelphia Times.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
An Ant Answer.

An apt answer is credited to the
well-known Lord George Sanger, OF
circus fame. On being asked what
steps he would take should certain
wild least break out of its cage, he
replied with all naivette, ''D-d long
ones.'-London Daily News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Anatomical.

Redd-Have you seen those new
golf stockings of Links? They look
like checker-board.
Green-Should think they might
give him the appearance of having g
game leg.-Yonkers Statesman.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Acceptet.

Mr.. Faintart-Miss hyperion, feel
that am overpresumptuous; that you
are not for me; that you will refuse
my hand; nevertheless l offer it to
you, in order to satisfy in measure
Miss hyperion (faintly)-April fool!
Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Just as He Thought.

eff 1 were to ask you to marry me,
what would you say?"
why, Mr. Brownby." she faltered /;
"really this is sudden"
81 thought So" he answered; "that's
about what they all say. Much
obliged" And then he said it was
time for him to go.-Exchange.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Why Walker Wa. Defeated.

Representative Joseph H. Walker,
of Massachusetts, was asked the other
day why he had been defeated for re.
election last fall. He replied: ''It
was things, and more things, and votes
that defeated me-"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Made Money in America.

Theodore Chartrain, the French por-
trait painter, is said to have earned
more money during his short visit to
the United States than during all the
rest Of his previous career.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-09-24
Felt Honorsd.

Father-My daughter tells me, sir,
that you have been making love to
her.
Clubberly-I don't know why she
should single me out among so many.
Detroit Free Press.