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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

You can neve cure dyspepsia by
Letting. What your body needs is
plenty OF good food properly digested,
Then II your stomach will not digest
L, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will. II con-
tains all of the natural digestants,
hence must digest every class Of food
and so prepare 1t that nature can use
L In nourishing the body and replac-
ing the wasted tissues, thus giving life,
health, strength, ambition, pure blood
and good healthy appetite. Cosmopol.
itan Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

-
The above formula Is gaining wide
spread fame for its efficacy In curing
consumption. saws the Denver Post. II
Is the result of a long life of study.
experiment. and observation by Pro
fcssor Hon. an eminent scientist OF
Vienna. He made public his discovery
some months ago. and the copy OF the
prescription published herewith was
transposed from the metric system to
the Troy system of the United States
by Prof. Hon himself.
II vas published in the big daily
newspapers some months ago. and Its
results are already apparent I'm the
great demand for the medicine On the
part Of those who have tried II. and
in their letters of thanks to Prof. Hon.
one of the letters is published here
with:
Smolan. Kansas. July II. 1901.
Trunk Bros, Denver. Dear Sirs:
purchased n bottle of DIR. Hoff's con
sumption cure from you when ! was In
Denver June Is. and | must say IL Is a
wonderful medicine. II a be recon
mended by me as a sure cure. This
one 70.cent bottle was sufficient to
help me out,
"a | would like to send him my testi.
mony and thanks.
G. A. EKLUND.
Mcssrs. Trunk say that a great de
mand has sprung up for the medicine
In quarters where II has been tried.
There is n colony at Loveland, Colo.
which has seen the effects OF h med
icine on some NJ its members, and the
\. .l.s t...y.. as. ,,Axxf an
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

Don't MISS those bargains which
are causing such excitement at Rosen'
wald Bros.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

Mr.. John Tippls, Cotton, o., says:
"Foley's Honey and Tar cured my lit.
tie girl OF q severe cough and infiamed
Isn't II worth a trial? Alvarodo Phar.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
VALUABLE FORMULA.
Has Proven a Cure for Pulmonary
Trouble.
CONSERVATIVES HAVE BEEN CURED.

DIR. Hofs formula. reduced to Troy
weight, computed on a basis OF four.
ounce mixture:
10 grains %arsenious acid.
40 grains acid cinnamic.
30 grains kali carb. dep.
Ia drachms distilled water.
Heat and make perfect solution;
then add:
As grains aqueous extract of opium.
1 ounce distilled water.
| ounce cognac brandy.
Filter.
Dose: 6 to % drops directly after
breakfast and supper. in wine glass
OF water.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
IL OazzIes the World,


No discovery In medicine has ever
created one quarter Of the excitement
that has been caused by DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. It's
severest tests have been on hopeless
victims cf consumption, pneumonia,
hemorrhage, pleurisy and bronchitis.
thousands of whom II has restored to
perfect health. For coughs. colds.
asthma. Group, hay fever. hoarseness
and whooping cough II is the quickest.
surest cure in the world. II is sold by
j. II. O'Rcilly q Co.. who guarantee
satisfaction or return money. Large
bottles soc and 81. Trial bottles free.
Any advertised dealer Is authorized
to guaranteeBanner SaIve for letter,
eczema, piles. sprains. scalds, burns.
ulcers and any open or OLD SORE.
Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
Summer Excursion Rates to the Pa.
cjfjc Coaat.

Dates Of sale: May l6. 20 and 30;
June 6. 10, 20 and 81: July 4, IL. IS
and 25: August 1. s, Is, 20 and 20.
1901. Transit limits: Continuous
passage east OF San Bernardino In
each direction. Final limit: Ninety
days from date OF sale. Stop-overs
will be allowed west Of San Bernardo
no going west or returning. Rates:
Los Angeles. Santa Monica, Redondo,
San Diego, Coronado Beach, San Pc
co, s55. T. w. PATE, Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

Kleinwort's Is the place to get your
nice fresh steak. All kinds OF nice
meats.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
Reunion Roosevelts Rough Riders, Col.
orado Sbrinos.

Rates Of Sale-July go to 81, inclus-
I'VE. Return limit, August 8. Rate
$3.50. round trip, continuous passage
Ia each direction.
T. w. PATE, Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23

The piles that annoy you so will be
quickly and permantly healed II you
use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salvo.
Beware OF worthless cCuntcrfcits.
Cosmopolitan Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
T

y. =. iIe-t. D. n, Y.
A Rhl1O BLOCK. opposite Ilfeid Bros.
"A Othee hours; ga. m. to ~ 80 q. m. 1 i8l
q. m. to 8 q. m. Actonp'ic telephone No
so2 Appoinime nts made ~ mail.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
Cheap Excursions TO California via
the Santa Fe.

During the summer the Santa Fe
will sell Tourist Homeseekers' Excur-
sion tickets from eastern points to Cal
ifornla for m fare plus $500 for the
round trip. The rate from Chicago
will be $64.5O, Kansas City $50 90. For
rates from other points and full par
ticulars see T. w. Pate. Santa Fe
agent You may deposit the price Of
n ticket with him and he will make all
arrangements and have II delivered
to any party you name without extra
expense to you. Dates OF sale:-July
2 and 16. August 6 and 20. September
3 and II.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
Ia

WILLIAM A., LEE,
A TTORNkY-AT.LAW, Of'ce, room 2, N,
"A T. Amijo buildins. VIII practice IN ali
the courts OF the territory.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-07-23
Summer Touris. Rates to Colo

summer Iourist HdteS TO CoIordoo.
Commencing June LIST and continu-
ing daily until October 18th. the San
Ia Fe will sell round trip tickets to
Colorado common points as follows:
Denver, $3.50; Colorado Springs,
s26.95; Pueblo. s24.15; Glenwood
Springs. 1913. Tickets good for re-
turn until October 81. 1901.
7. w. PATE, Agent.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

the post-oak fiat half an hour before
were in my mory just a lot Of pigs
scrunching acorns aud apparently having
a very good time of it.
another surprise. A long, lean. leather
leggined young fellow disentangled his
spurred heels from aloft somewhere, ana
leaning through the window drawled out.
4 seen a passel er shoats. bout dozen
EN- back yonder on the fat tother side
the creek. Some of EN- Is got crop and
under hit ia Their right year. an er swo.ler
fork In tother Their rest on EN- 8 over
bit an under slope In left. Bout dozen
'em, all tole, all of EN- shoats; reckon
them's your M
'They's our'nv was the reJoinder ana
the stage moved on. leaving me ricaer
In hog lore, and wondering how the dick
ems that sleepy-looking fellow saw 50
much out of the corner OF MS eye.
1.-THE habit of the observation OF beasts
was the on.y way | could explain IL
"a good many years ago. when was
a young fellow, / was one OF an outh,
as all cattle camps are called, that drove
a biz herd up the old Chisholm trail that
USED 10 go through what Is now the great
wheat belt OF oklahoma We had more
than 2.v0 head of mixed cattle--steers.
cows, stays, bulls ana heiers-h our
herd, driving them to Dodge CITY, out In
Western Kansas which used to be
great cattle market.
II never saw anything like the tamh.-
iarity of the Bobs' of that outnt Win
each individual creature of ali tnVse Two
thousand and more beasts. ON long
dives like that the strong animals al
WAYS lead, the herd as whole Wnen
strung out on the trail, being an l4lus-
tralion of graduated energy, the weakest
ones stragg.ing behind as is the case al
WAYS. Ward, the boss, knew every one
OF those beasts and right where they
ought to be In line. 1t one strayed on
at night or noon tine he'd spot his alb
sence just as soon as the drive began
again. That pot-bel.ied bar an yearain
~ missin', boys he yelled out. and on
some cowboy'd be sent galloping 10 hunS
ravine and creek bottom until the re-
CT cant beast was found.
1--WE had bind stag In the herd that
gave US no end of trouble by his mag
lining that the other beasts were always
trytag TO hook him In the ribs ami BY ms
constantly dashing out Of the herd and
running away as hard as he could foot
IL. We made IL up among US men 10 get
rid of him One day we shot him ana
left his carcass in creek bottom. Ward
dropped TO his absence and sent two OF
the fellows to hunt him and bring him IN
We went, but reported futile hunt and
got a verbal round up from Ward for our
stupidity and negligence. 1t wasn't nice
talk TO take, but II was better than chas-
ing that crazy stag every few minutes
Presley z. Bis. and
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
CLEARANCE SALE OF FINE RIBBONS.

keeping house. you Excite my Rlsibles
and move me TO say Pish-Tush."
I'VE sat down together and made out a
List" said the Newly Married One.
Then I went to a Department Store and
Blew myself"
''And you have Everything?"
Everything
Ibid you get -Trap?"
VIII we need one?'
"Huh! I suppose you have your Bees
wax, Sticking Plaster, Household Ammo
MIA, Thermometer. Griddle-Cake Turner,
your Borax and the Patent Thingum for
tightening up the Clothes-L Line"
81 don't remember any Of those
'Did you get your Picture of a Fish?"
Great SEQ t. No! What do / want OF
a Picture OF Fish?"
Every well-re gu.ated Establishment
must have a Picture OF a Fish In the
Dining Room to aid Dig stion. Did you
buy any Camphor Balls?"
mot yet"
And Furniture Polish?"
mo"
IAN Egg Beaten, Toast Fork or Fancy
Paper for the Sheves?"
I'm afraid not"
81 thought as much. My Young Friend,
II ever the Day comes when you, as
Married Man can put your Hand on your
Heart and truly say that you don't need
Anything r sc around the House, and can
get your Wife to agree with you. come
- m and / will hang a Media on you"
MORAL: 1t IN almost Impossible to
be Truthful and not be Dsagreeable.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

into a Private Office and sprung Scheme
for the Iloilo Trading Company, which
was to charter 10 Iron Freighters of $500
Tons Burthen each, to carry Cracked
Wheat. Steamed Beer, Goldene Jewelry,
and other Home Products to the far-dis-
tant Isles of the Pacific. The Men said he
wound take the Deal under Amusement,
so the Promoter dashed out 10 take a
Car.
While he was riding on the Trolley It
occurred to him that he might Consolidate
ali the Surface Lines If he could get hold
of the Stock. He jumped off the Car and
fell up three Flights Of Stairs to form an
Alliance with a Street Railway King, but
the Latter was too Busy to see him, so
he went across the hallway to ask an
Architect what II would cost to erect a
History sky-scraper on Corner that he
bod In Mind. The Architect gave him q
Rough Guess. Borrowing Piece of Pa
per the Hustler figured that he could
Clean Up at least . per cent. on the In
,ostment 50 he tod the Architect not to
DO anything until they could have an
other Talk.
He went out and Jumped across tho
street "a couple Of times aus then he was
ready 20 Lunch. 80 he went over 70 .
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
BY GEORGE ABE.

Convrieht. 1901, by Robert howard
Russell.
A feyerish Gentleman whose Coat aii'
stood on. behind him like Pendants one
day Rutted his Way along the crowded
street. His Hat was set on the Back Oh
His Head and his Eyes rolled In FINE
Erenzv. AS he Loped along he took Well
worn Letters and kilograms out OF one
Pocket and put them in another. IN
seemed to be his Busy day. He was on
his WAY to Organize a Mining Company
with Ten Million Shares Of Ten Dollars
each and he expected to Bleed few Cap
italists before Twelve O'Clock.
While he was turning Corner he IN
vented Window Catch which was des-
tined to Revoutionize the Home Life OF
America.
Then he happened to think of all the
Money that could be made with a Cure
for the Pip in Chickens and he stopped
in at an Agency to get an Estimate for
a full-page Display in every Agricultural
Paper in the Country.
After that he went out and did Dog
Trot around the Block three times, and
when he was all out of Breath he chased
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
cowMAN's HABIT or OBSERVATION
Sherlock Holmes Himself Could Not
Show n Keener Eye for Marks.

Speaking of the habit OF observation"
remarked a travelling man just home
from a six months trip In Texas, II
don't believe Sherlock Holmes himself.
could beat the average Texas cow-man,
so far as things bovine, equine or even
porcine are concerned. While down there
/ frequently had occasion to take long
trips overland to make certain towns on
my route. In thl5 way had an oppor-
tunity Of seeing a good deal OF COW fra
ternity. II l may use the term, and no
tice some OF their pecuiarities. Right
here / want to say that they are the
most hospitable lot ! ever met. Strike
up with them in camp. on the drive or
at the ranch and what's theirs Is your
bed. board or bottle, Just as long as
you'll stay.
THE peculiarly OF their close obser-
walton and good memory struck my at
tenticn on a drive took from San Saba
to Lampasas in company with a cow
man who had seat with me in the
stage. We met couple of COW puuchers
out in the hills who rode long side and
asked n we'd seen any cattle back along
the road. Probably I'd seen them, but
they made no impression on my memory
and / was about TO say, NO. when my
COW friend spoke UP and said: Yes, about
two miles back we passed four head, three
steer yearlings and two year old heifer
branded j. +. on the left hip
That's them all right responded the
cowboys and off they galloped with as
surance of successful search ahead OF
them.
Another time It was horses the riders
we're hunting. bay mare and dun colt
branded pot-hooks bar ard two geldings;
one roam. the other a sorrel branded o.
X. and churndasher circle respectively an
swered the description given by fellow
traveller, which for the life of me / could
never have given. just some horses
browsing on the road side was oil ! saw
gender, color nor brand made any i'm
preston on my mi-d whatever. In fact,
the pot-hooks ana churnia her were so
much he'roglyphics to me and | couldn't
have told what they were even had seen
them.
zone day on another trip Up in the
nelghborhcod CT Texua"ana, which from
the spelling, no one would ever suspect
its being pronounced Tewankeene on old
fellow on foot stopped the stage ard ask
ed II we'd seen any hogs back yonder"
Now oil hogs. like Cinnamon and coons.
looks alike TO me, no matter when or
where / may see them.
The bunch Of pigs we'd passed out on
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

Ger. What brings you back here7 Are
you looking for Job?"
IL am here on a Visit" said the Great
Man, attempting to conceal his humllla-
ton.
What are you driving at now" asked
the friendly Grocer. "Was it you or Yves
Kittles on that runs a Barber shop IN
Toledo?"
TT must have been Wes," said the dis
tingushed Person family.
At that Moment the Grocer's Wife came
along and the G eat Man from In lade!-
phia identified her as one of the girls
whom he rad taken home from sing ns
SCI DOL in the Days when he was some
tn ng of a Swain. She had not Improved
with Age. They seldom Do.
As soon as she rec gnized Henry she
told him that she had seen Something IN
the Paper about bin. At this the Fa-
nous Character picked up little, think
ing that ros siby there was at lest one
in his old Town who had Kept Cases on
his rising Career.
81 think 1t said you was Bit by a DOG
she said.
mo. Madam, ! never had that Honor
he said, with biting Sarcasm. and then
he walked over to the Rail DAD Track
and out of Town. never to Return.
MORAL: When you begin to think you
are the works. 30 back Home ana flho
Out.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

stead Of which. he had made a Name in
his Profession, had been elected a Fell
low of the Royal Society, had written a
Piece for The Forum, had been invited to
deliver an Address in Boston and had been
carrying on a Filtration with a Lecture
Bureau. 1t is srlall Wonder that ire
Great Man anticipated considerable Sell
fish Pleasure IN going back TO Patronize
the Friends of his Youth and permit them
to crowd up and offer Congratulations.
When he alighted from the Train there
was no Reception Committee there TO
meet him because he had not heralded
his Coming. He wanted to give the Town
a Big Surprise, for he believed that the
News OF his Arrival would Spread like
Wild-Fire and probably Business would
be Suspended. He walked over to the
Commercial Hotel and there was the same
old Proprietor tilted back by the Stove,
smoking a Connecticut Perfecto.
DO you remember me?" asked the
bearded Stranger with a condescending
Smile.
well, WELL" said Mine Host, arising
TO shake him by the Hand. "How's Tricks
in Du.uth?"
II do not reside In Duluth" said the
Famous Person, more or less Stunned.
philadelphia is my Home"
IL don't Rickolect who II wuz tellin'
me that you had nice Place I'm Bake
Shop at Duluth?" said the Hotel-Keeper.
IL guess he got you mixed up with some
body else. / know one Of the Boys that
left here about the Time you did IL In
Duluth and another one Is Tendin' Bar
In Keokuk."
As IL was evident that the Proprietor
OF che Commercial had not kept step
with the March Of Events. the Celebrity
went up Street and soon encountered a
Grocer who had been his Schoolmate.
How are you, Henri said the Gro
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

around telling the Bachelors what Chumps
they were to try and stick 1t out Single
one Morning he came TO the Office with
Satisfied Smile and said to the Credit
Man. who was all kinds of a Husband
and Father: "Well we have settled down
70 House Keeping, Doyey and /. We de-
cided that we might as well begin Right,
so I have bought Everything that we
possibly can need. II Is a large Expend-
iture to make right on the Jump. but
thank goodness. we have It over with
and won't have 10 be spending our Money
In Driblets all the time"
"Far be It from me 10 turn tho Ice
water DOuchc on Loves Young Dream, "
said tho Oh Married Man, with a Grim
Smile. but when you say that YOU have
bought everything that you viii need In
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

THE CHUCKLE-HEADED CELEBRITY
A Man who had attained Fame boarded
an Accommodation Train to go back TO
the Home of his Childhood. He wanted to
return and Rub 1t In on to Townspeo Ae
who had predicted that he would never
amount to a Hill of Beans. Twenty Years
before, when he started away TO try and
get A Half-Nelson on the Great, Cruel
World, the Villagers had been making
Book at Even Money that he would land
either la the Poor-House or the Pen. In
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

I'm Philadelphia charitable society
that has been in operation eighty-three
years has given away every day for four
teen weeks during each cold season sew
enty-five gallons Of soup and 800 loavea
OF bread. The superintendent has been
connected with the work uixty-four yearA
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

The Modern Fable of The Great Amerl'
can Hustler, the ChucNle-headed Ge-
lebr.ty Who Went Back to His Ma
tive Town, and the Young Benedict
Who Had Been Through the Mill. e.,
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
sunered s5 Years.

"Gravbeard cured me OF catarrh from
which had suffered thirty-five years
Nothing on earth so far as i was able
10 obtain gave me relief. Since taking
oraybeard am as well as ever. l had
catarrh of the head. Mrs. hhoda Dean,
Balllnger. Tex.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

Graybeard is made only by Reepess
Drug Company, sole owners, and Is sold
at drug stores for 81 bottle.--ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

THE YOUNG BENEDICT.
Once there was City Salesman who
had been Married for Ten Days and was
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

--Lady-Mcst of your trouble. suppose
is due to drink.
Tramp-Well, yes, lady; It is a good
deal of trouble to get a drink sometimes.
Philadelphia Record.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
MODERN FABLES.
RX GEORGE ABE IT.. VI. 80

Cousin, who was a Ticket-Scalper, and
made a Quick-Touch for Half.
MORAL: A Hustler can always ind
something to do.
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

Graybeard is made only by Respess
Drug Company, sole owners. and sold by
druggists for 81 90 a bottle. Every family
should have a box OF Graybeard Pills and
Graybeard Ointment.-ad
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

AZ nrst' when women were first let IN
" MI the gaps caused by so many ma Z
- 10 the war, they were given The
,"esl places and the least pay under
e government They were graciously
Irno"ed to cut coupons off bonds, count
otHs' copy documents and patch muster
.'"s at saares ranging from 800 to 90
-, year The fatherly officials acted upon
i7 'neory that one male clerk was equa
W TWO female clerks. and therefore two
"o'leh were appointed. at forty dola's
I'm per month. to All the place OF an
osent man who had received eighty
per month. This practice continued for
,ohs time. until official eyes could not
~ 'p seeing its Injustice. For instance
" me dead letter Office. Il was proved
''t male clerks In his division had be n
a., TONED 10 turn IN i2J letters a day
~ 'he female clerks easily raised the
,,- "lard ~ 20 per diem. Then the ofi-
{" charge. after recovering from his
,,l9llshmeni, issued an order tina
ytts9 the men could keep up
ne women they would
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27
Mr.. Dent says.

"Graybeard has well nigh cured me OF
rheumatIsm from watch have been a
great sufferer the last fifteen years" Mr.
DENTS postofice is St. simons Island. Ga.
Rev. John Christian OF Pierce, Ala Z,
aavs. ''Graybeard has cured Mrs. John
1ntldress Of Baldwin county of rheuma-
tlsm. In February before she began to
take Graybeard she was given up to
die. She is now sound and WE'LL"
The Savannah morning news., 1901-01-27

in this sale.
Our entire
stock is bright,
new and clean,
and is just what
we represent it
to be, viz: The
SUPERIOR of
ANY in THIS
CITY. Your
OWN INSPEC-
TON will be the
best confirmation
of our state.
ments.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-11-01
NOTES FROM THE CAGE.

Mallory has signed with Portland.
 Billy Lush and Joe Connor would make two good men on the staff of referees. Both understand the business and both would enforce the rules.
 Tibbetts says he has a good offer from George Bone to go to New Ha- ven, but the big goal tend showed good judgment by sticking to this city. '"Go get it, HTibb.'" Lawrence Sun.
 Polo will open i'll Waterbury on Tuesday evening, November 19. It cannot open before because the Audi torium is taken from November II un- til the 16. There will be plenty of music and red fire on the opening night.
 Evidently it is not very smooth sail ing up in the American league to judge from the letters the players up that way are sending down here Had An sonia come in and had two other cit ies knocked for admission they would have plenty of players to pick from.
 sFew players skate nowadays says the veteran Tom Cotter. Most of them are ankle runners and the result lo Jou uO HOL ScI IOlieE polO. It OuSuL to be called ankle polo. Referees will be instructed to compel players to divest themselves of all superfiuous paddings.'
 Does team consists of Mercer and McGilyary, rushers; Walter Murtaugh, center; Hayes, halfback. and Burgess, goal. This is practically last years Bath team with the exception of Hayes. The latter played in Lewiston two years ago, and he is splendid halfback, being strong, sandy and az gressive.-Brockton Times.
 A new rule prevents rushers from being blocked when charging the ball. No one was more proficient last sea- son in this sort of thing than John Wi ley, but he will not be allowed to get