New-York tribune., 1901-08-10
THE TALK Of THE DAY.

During a recent strike in Tampa. Fla, posse Of
citizens was formed. declared that the prosperity
or the city should not be harmed, seized the strike
leaders. locked them up. ami then them out Of
town and hid them. no one knows where.
.scribets-I going to make my boy model
Wicl,ers-Going. to let him read Chesterhelde
scrloe:s-No; | am going TO let him read some
Record.
"Tha Kansas City Journal thus quotes an old
Missouri man I've a daughter that's the hand
somest young woman in town. She's morn
that; she's smarter n lightin-smarter n Jim
Blaine She made the vale-o victory speech in high
school last summer, an she's learnin' all about
the shorthand pot-hansers in private business
college. But I amt a-goin to let her stop theer
BY Jingo." and he brought down his knife handle
with bang the tabe-'Tn never. never let up
till her eddcation Is finished in the bes. cemetery
IN the land 1 guess I know what life is. gents.
and don't you forgit I've served in the calvary
myself for morn five years. an had hand in the
little game Cuby. Any that served in
Uncle Sans calvary. and he needn't be OF
Rosys rough riders nayther, amt worth dose OF
'nis oyster stew If he don't know life"
Only NaturaI.-The sentimental bride on the park
bench at st. Joe watched the sun set in Lake
And she murmured:
M 3o FPespdn9ed G6e matter Of
bridegroom. when you think how many matches
Then as the sun sank to rest, her head sank like
wise-on George shoulder-and all was still-(Chi-
cago Tribune
With a view to the adoption of voting machines
for elections in Boston. the Boston Board OF Elec
tion Commissioners. OF that city. Is making a
OF the principal cities of New-York. in which such
machines have been used. and gathering informa-
ton about their operation. Utica, Syracuse and
Schenectady among the places which will be
visited.
~ II wouldn't be SO concerned about my looks
Beauty Is only skin deep
m kn9% b effect "a sl 3hs ns 5stty s in wife he
mirror, but ugliness goes clear through."-(Cht-
cago Tribune.
Thomas Johnson, seventy-eight years old and
worth Sl5OOOO who died in Vincennes. Ind. the
other day curious character. He did not
know how to read or write. never entered church.
OF the most profane swearers and hardest
drinkers in the city. married four times and
always voted the Democratic ticket
The boy in tears naturally attracted the attention
of the sympathetic man.
What's happened my boy?' the latter asked
Perhaps can help YOU
I go home iii get licked for it,
''Oh. we'll don't cry returned the sympathetic
Matching promptly replied the boy Il have
no luck at all. '-(ChicaSo Post.
Forty-eight out of the 11s counties of Kentucky
are entirely dry" and twenty-one others have
only one point at which liquor is sold. In seven
teen others liquor can be obtained only two
points There only seven out-and-out wet
counties in the whole State.
He Didn't Compain.-Young Wife-This talk
about men being so impatient when a is
getting ready to so anywhere is all nonsense.
Friend-Doesnt your husband complain at all?
Young Wife-No. indeed, Why last evening |
couldn't find my gloves. and had long hunt for
half dozen other things; and yet. when l
finally dressed. and went downstairs 10 my hus
band. there he by the fire. reading ana smok-
Ing as calmly as II | wasn't half an hour late.
Friend--WeIl | declare. Where were YOU going?
Young Wife-To prayer NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Weekly.