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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

Gents, for a cool summer suit, ha
or cap, we have lots of them. TIL
New York Store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

A large assortment of ladies pocket
books, chatelaines and shopping bags
at the New York store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

E. E. Dow, the Bolton merchant, is
in the city today.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

The new Starcher at the Kalispell
Steam Laundry is doing good work on
starched goods. Give it trial.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

Great Falls Lime so cents per bu.
shell. Northwestern Lumber company,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

Material for Battenburg work at the
Notion Store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25
WANTED.

WANTED-TWO OR THREE FuRNrsHrn
rooms for light Housekeeping; east side nre
ferred K. J. Touhy, Kalispell postofiice. I'o
WANT DAN EIGHT ROOM HOUSE WITH
Gated. Address all communications to care
Bee office. w q S"A0
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25
KALISPELL BRIEFS.

Dave Hoover left on No. today for
Jennings.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

Charles Howe, of McDonald's Lake
is a visitor in the city today.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-LOT ON EAST SIDE. FOR FUR.
Their particulars inquire of Mrs. w. s. Law.
FOR SALE-STORE BUILDING AND STOCK
on Fifth Ave. W., Kalispell, Inquire Of B
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

II you drink, drink yellowstone"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

Iron Age garden tools are the best;
for sale at Mcintosh Hardware com
pany.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-06-25

FOO HONG,
HONG JUNK.
Dated June %, 1901.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

shoes that will fit and wear well at
close competition proof prices Our
expenses are low and you can always
count on getting o for your money
here than anywhere else. Our motto
Is: Big values and low prices. c,
Mays Popular Priced Shoe Store, POS
West Railroad avenue
Gentlemen: Our spring samples
for 1901. consisting Of all the new and
fashionable goods for gents suitings,
fancy vestings. spring overcoats and
full dress, are ready for inspection,
Our tailoring. styles and prices talk.
Call and leave your orders at Nettle-
ton Tailoring Agency. 49, south Sec.
ond street. Albuquerque. N. NJ.
You can't make any mistake by com,
Ing here as o as possible to make
your purchase of carpets and floor GOV.
erings. Albert Faber. 800 Railroad
avenue.
Best and largest line OF drugs and
chemicals sold at j. II. O'Rielly a
Co.'S, prescription druggists.
bee my card in another column. Mrs.
Nj. McCreight.
The Brunswick 10-cent cigar is all
right.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

We are showing the grandest array OF
styles In stocks and neckwear eyei
shown in the city. Each and every on,
the latest. The Phoenix, b. Ilfeld Il Co
Another storm coming! Put in your
coal now. We handle only the best
grades OF Cerrillos or Gallup lump. S.
per ton. Gallup egg. "a. Hahn.
Turkish, sulphur and medicated bath,
at home. Quaker Bath Cabinets. Left
ON trial free. Address q. ID. Carney,
agent, AL South Arno street.
We have just received a shipment OF
the Pathfinder single tube puncture
proof tires. Cali and see them. Albu.
querque Cycle Il Arms Co,
Gents furnishings, We can fit out and
supply the mechanic, the business MAJ
or the swell dresser. The Phoenix, B
|, llfeld Il Co.
CAL and Inspect the new detachable
double tuoe bicycle tires. Fits any rim
fully warranted. Albuquerque Cycle 4
arms Co.
II. s. Knight has homes and real
estate for sale In any part of the
city. Call at room IL, Grant block.
No change in prce. Cerrllos or Gal
lup lump, So per ton; half ton, $2.75;
Gallup egg, ~ per ton. Hahn.
The most complete assortment OF
dress findings aud Innings are to be found
at the Phoenix, Is. HELD n Co.
Roller skating at Columbo hall every
afternoon and evening.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
Rlppe for Rs.
CITY NEWS.

Crystal lotion for chapped and
rough skin. Matthews drug store.
Best line Of sponges, 10, l5 and 95
cents ever sold J ii. O'Rielly & Co.
II o wish to look at new and styl.
Ism goods, something exclusive, call at
the Economist.
AT Matthews drug store your pre-.
scrlptions viii be prepared %scientia.
cally and honestly.
Sell your furniture to ii. s. Knight
II you want the highest price. Room
il, Grant blocA.
Al. s. Knignt has for sale small en-.
CINE and boiler. also new $500 Estey
piano; must be sold at once
III. s. Knight will sell your furni.
ture or anything else at auction for
twice the sum you can realize at pri.
waite sale.
Cover your floors when you can get
srt squares, $3.50 up. at Futrel's
furniture store.
We appreciate your patronage and
will MAKE II worth while TO you TO
trade at Il store We offer you
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
Spring MILLINERY OpenInr

Mrs. l.. III. Shoemaker, 2O5 West Gold
avenue, has arranged to hold her spring
millinery opening Friday and SATURDAY
afternoons and evenings, March % and
%. She will have an attractive display
OF the latest patterns and styles OF
spring and summer headwear. The
seasons special features will be shown,
ana the ladies OF Albuquerque are cor
daily Invited TO attend the opening.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
.
BEST OF ALL

to cleanse the system in a gentle and
truly beneficial manner, when the
springtime comes. use the true and
perfect remedy, Syrup Of Figs. Buy
the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for
ale by all druggists. at 80 cents a
D~ttle.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

Hall 4 Larnard o to the citi.
zens OF Albuquerque that on or about
April l they will open a new music
store at 2O4 South Second street. and
extend an invitation to their patrons
and all interested in music TO favor
tuem with a call.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
DRS. WOLNiN Il CARR,

Tight-ftting plates. crown and bridge
work a specially. All work guaran-
teed or money refunded. Open even.
ings. ONCE over Golden Rule, Grant
block. Albuquerque. N. NJ.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
The

For hest-makers and flesh producers are pure
BREAKFAST FOODS. We have all the stand
ard and new products In this line. You really
ought to see our stock, or ask us about terms
over the phone. New Phone 2i2; Old Phone
~.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

w T. sapp, the ossined man, will
be on exhibition Thursday. Friday
n Saturday, afternoon and evening.
First door north OF Metropolitan ho-
tel.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

w, T. Sapp, the ossifed man, will
be on exhibition Thursday, Friday
and Saturday. afternoon and evening.
FIRST door north OF Metropolitan ho-
tel.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

W. 7. Sapp, the ossiaed man, will
be on exhibition Thursday. Friday
and Saturday. afternoon and evening.
First door north OF Metropolitan ho-
tel.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

Not a better assortment OF bed
spreads or lace curtains 10 be found in
town than at THE MAZE,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

The newest and daintiest line OF hair
brooches, barettes. back combs, etc, at
The Phoenix. Is. Ilfed X 90.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
At THE MAZE.

For the accommodation OF ladies'
only, a shining stand has been ad-
ded TO Muensterman's shoe store.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

Screen Work Speciality for sixty Day
Only.
John ~Newlander, manager OF Albu-
querque Planning Mill company, offers
window screens at q cts. per square
foot. Doc screens at . cts. per square
foot; guaranteed 10 be strictly first
class. Mail orders solicited. A reason
able charge will be made for Grating.
We also manufacture house trimmings
and store fixtures. Write for further
Information. Address John N~ewlander,
i03 south First street, Albuquerque,
New Mexico. Automatic phone 463.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
The Singer Manufacturing Comp,nv.

Sewing machines rented and sold on
easy payments. Sewing machine
needles, oil n repairs. 2l9 West Gold
avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
SO MONEY TO LOAN 90

On diamonds, watches or any good
security. Great bargains In watches
OF every description.
II. YANOW,
2O9 south Second street. few doors
north OF postofhce.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
WANTED.

WANTED A. position as waitress O,
w chambermaid In hotel, or general house
work In city. Address A. nj. !, this office.
WANTkD-Agents, ladies' or men, to sell
" gilt edge oil stocks. Queen on Co
VIZ Market street. San francisco.
w ANTED-Position by young man having
business education md experience; Do.
sition with some outside work preferrrd; will
work without remuneration until ability h
demonstrated: good references. Adde'S.
with particulars. p. .. Box 40. city.
WANTED Cir for general house work, Ap.
w ply 800 west Huning ave.
WANTkD-A girl for general Homework.
For particulars Inquire at Brockmeier q
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

IL Will pay you to see Hall Il Lar
before purchasing a piano.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

READY FOR PLANTING.
Hardy two'year-oid nIacs, aitheas, large
nowered olematis, climbing and standard
roses, boston IVY, honey suckies, etc,
IVES, THE
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20
Announcement,

Gents furnishings for all mankind.
Is. Ufeld a Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1901-03-20

W
FOR sHrE~aoa.eRold goods oTss
phaeton. and barnes.s; 9it south Arm,
street. Call between o a. m. aud 5 o. m.
HNOR SALE-A first c' ass looming house
= FOR further Information, call al Roose-
welt house, Railroad avenue.
EOk SALk-A Charter gas or gasoline on.
CINE, ~ horse power. In good working
condition and Just the thing for a ranchman'
ror particulars. and terms call on or address
The Citizen. Albuquerque. N. M.
FOX SALE CHkAP-Market garden. eight
and half acres, one mile from city OF Aibu.
QuerQue, high state Of cultivation, Orchard of
BOO trees, half acre Of strawberries, Us stands
bees; horses, cows. chickens, wagons and ali
farming utensils. Including a first class sor.
ghum mill aud evaporation. and household fur.
nltute, good story and q half brick house and
necessary, out buildings. Inquire OF L.inder
watts, Old ALBUQUERQUE. N. N.
FOR RENT.
kOk RENT-4-room brick house, between
I second and Third streets on Tiiesa.
avenue. Apply to II. +. Trotter.
kOR RENT-One furnished sunny from,
ROOM. al. ala south Walter. Desirable
nelghborhood, private family.
FOR RENT Furnished rooms for light
: housekeeping. 81 north Fourth street.
kOR RkNT-touI room house with stable.
= plenty Of shade. Enquire Of J w McQ uade,
corner hlll street and Titeras avenue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
A FRONTIER TRAGEDY.
HOW Jest Very Frequently Turns to
Earnest i'm Cowboy Frolics.

Owen Wistar in Everybody Magazine
A doctor was sent for to a ranch some
twenty miles from the town where he had
established his office. The roundup was
hard by at the time, and the doctor slept in
the clubhouse, which was full of highly
animated cow punchers. These INDUCED in
some athletic scutfiing, and one puncher.
perfectly friendly, hit the doctor with a pill
low. The doctor equally in joke, sprang up
and threw him. A bout, half of wrestling
and half of sparring. and also perfectly
friendly, followed on this, and the doctor
easily had the best of 1t. For, besides be-
ing probably quite as muscular as the cow
boy, he had science to help him. But he
was in the country and did not OBJ
serve what was happening. During the scuf-
fie round the room, as they were passing
the punchers bed, the man seized up mis-
pistol from it, But another cowboy caught
his hand in time and the bullet went into
the floor by the doctors feet. This was the
first intimation which the doctor had that
he and sudden death Were sporting together
The play. which with him had gone on as it
began, innocent and good humored, had
progressed into earnest and then into a
wild intent to kill, in the cow puncher. All
of US have seen sparring matches where
temper has been lost and the true game
little forgotten, but few, l imagine, have
seen anything like this. The doctor had a
sensation. After a little while, when the
cowboy became cool again, he was sorry
honestly sorry. He asked to shake hands,
and owned that he had been "'hasty." And
so in time they all went to sleep, as inno-
cent and satisfied as children, and next
morning the cow puncher rode off nearly to
town to get his mail.
If this story ended here perhaps 1t would
not have been worth telling. But 1t does
not end here.
Town was also the doctors destination
this morning, and in due time he arrived
there. Entering his office a not unusual
thing awaited him-a corpse laid out. In
this town they always brought dead people
to the doctors room. He inquired who this
was, for the head had been shot beyond
identification. 1t was the COW puncher, and
they told him what had happened. The
man had ridden into town got his mall,
taken 1t to the room of a girl where he al
ways stayed when he came TO town. read
his letter there and shot himself on finish
ing it. They never knew why. He had
torn the letter into scraps.
The lesson given to the doctor by such an
experience was this: Never play with peo-
pie who care nothing for their own lives.
They may not care for yours.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
INITIATIVE ANIMALS.
Horse That Knew Live Wires and
Ground Circuits.

Ground Circuits.
From the New Orleans Times Democrat.
1.-The aptitude shown by animals Of the
lower order In acquiring human habits is
marvellous" said student who lives In the
upper part of the city, land the story that
the old hea-btten mule had learned to un-
lock the crib door with a snagged tooth is
not, in my judgment, altogether a legend
The chances are that such things have hap
pened. l have known of instances where
mules would pull gate pins with their teeth
or shove a latch up with their tongues in
order to break into the corn field. There
are but few farmers who have not had &C.
casion to observe the same thing. But
have found that horses are more observant
than mules. While horses are not as cum
ming, and not as skilled in the articles Of
deception and double dealing 1 may say,
they are naturally more sensitive in tenn
permanent and no doubt reason with more
delicacy and more accuracy.
Il know of one horse, for instance owned
by one of the electricians of the city, that
will not under any circumstances step on
steel railing or go near a swinging wire
because one of her ears was slightly brush
ed by live wire several years ago while
she had one Of her feet on the railing OF a
car track. She was knocked down by the
shock, but was not seriously hurt. Since
that time she has been extremely careful
about where she puts her feet, and keeps
Ses@S
But l owned little bay mare several
years ago that caused ME considerable
trouble and for more than a month I was
very much worried by an unaccounta able
waste Of water on my place. 1t was be-
fore l moved to New Orleans The water
rates Of the town where I lived are fear
full. l had a hydrant in the back ward
Every few nights the water would be
| turned on in some mysterious way and the
yard would simply be flooded the next
morning. Failing to discover the cause
OF the trouble before the end Of the month,
when my water bill had doubled, I notified
the police, believing that some malicious
person was attempting to satisfy some
grudge against me. The chief stationed two
men at my place to watch the hydrant.
| They concealed themselves and along about
midnight they heard squeaking sound
at the hydrant, and in a few minutes the
water was spluttering out at a fearful
rate; They made rush for the place,
thinking to capture the culprit. but when
| they got there they found my little bav
mare, with her head stuck down In the
| now from the hydrant. She was drinking
| and dabblng in the water, and seemed to
! De having good time generally Thev
reported the matter to me and / had no
more trouble about my hydrant."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15

Mr.. McCaughey. Il think my crossing my
breeds with the Vermont sheep has added
at least a pound of wool per sheep a year
to my f1ocks. You see l have about a mil
lion sheep and an increase of this kind is
worth a great deal. l have some sheep
which will average ~ pounds to the fleece,
and | think by breeding that l can in
crease this to Il pounds per fleece. / have
had sheep which produced much as IS
pounds of wool at one shearing, and at one
time cut - pounds of wool from one
of our Vermont rams. and 80 pounds from
eve I have distributed the Vermont
sheep through my focks both in New
South Wales and in Queensland. and the
result is a considerable increase in the
clip. We find that the sheep which come
from a cross of the Vermont and the Aus
tralian retain their wool much longer than
the Australian sheep
How a $1,000 Sheep Looks.
I wish l could show you some of the
sheep exhibited at the Sydney sheep show.
There were in all 200, representing every
part of Australia. Four hundred of these
were Merinos. being in the fine wool class.
and 300 were fat sheep entered in the COM
petition in the class for frozen mutton.
Every sheep at the show was worth sew
eral hundred dollars, and some several
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
Can Animals Cryf
From Cassell's Little Folks.


Lady Burton says she has seen horses in
the Syrian desert cry from thirst. mule
cry from the pain Of an injured foot, and
camels shed tears in streams A COW, sold
by its mistress who had tended it from
birth, wept pitifuliy. A young soko ape
used to cry from veXation if Livingstone
didn't nurse ii in his arms when il asked
him to. Wounded apes have died crying.
and apes have wept over their young ones
slain by hunters. A chimpanzee trained
to carry water jugs broke one, and fell
a-crying. which proved sorrow, though it
wouldn't mend the jug. Rats, discovering
young one drowned, have been moved to
tears of grief. A giraffe which a hunts
mans rifle had injured began to cry. Sea
lions weep for the loss of their young.
Gordon Cumming observed tears trickling
from the eyes of dying elephant. And
even an orang-outang, when deprived of
its mango, was SO veXed that il took to
crying. There can be little doubt, there
fore. that animals do weep from grief. or
pain, or annoyance.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
Sheep Raising is Australia's Leading
Industry.
ONE Man Who OWNS 4 MILLION
What Vermont Has Done to I'M
prove the Breed.
MARKETING THE PRODUCT
Copyright. 1901. by Frank C. Carpenter.)


SYDNEY, Australia.
I had a chat the other day with the
sheep king of Australia. the biggest sheep
owner of this great sheep continent. Aus
tralasla is the wool center of the world.
1t has more than 100, Ooo,O00 sheep
and IT cuts enough wool from their backs
to bring III S1o0.do0.f0O a year. 1t has some
of the largest hocks of sheep ever gath
cred together. Jobs cattle upon a thou
sand hills cannot compare with them.
There are a hundred men in New South
Wales alone who each own 10000 head;
there are hundreds more who have 10000,
four hundred who each have 10000
and many who own fiocks of thousand
and upward. There are twenty-one men
IN this state who each own 100000 sheep,
and McCaushey. the king of them all, has
more than Il million
Think what a million sheep means, Let
them weigh a hundred pounds apiece and
they would give enough mutton to furnish
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
fJST

Lana Il Il
Alexander. Columbus MI
Alexander, Fannie Miss
Alexander, lie Miss
Allen, Clara Miss
Austen. Nellie Miss
Anderson, Adna Mrs
Anderson, Fannie Mrs
Anderson, Maud Miss
Armstrong, Stella 3 Nj
Armstrong, Kate
Arlington, Nora Miss
Anvil, Nettie Miss
Anger, a Mime
Bagot, Mamie E
Bailey, Minnetta Mrs
Bailey, William Miss
Baker, Flora Miss
Baltimore. Medora Mis-.
Banner, George Mrs
Barrett, Robert Mrs
Barrinser, Jemine Miss
BeaIer, Walter Mrs
Beall, John Mrs
Bell, Z A Mrs
Bell, Mamie Miss
Bennett, Marie Mrs
Bennett, NJ NJ Mrs
Berkeley, Phillis Mrs
Bingham, Emma Miss
Bishop, Amanda Miss
Black. Winnie f Mrs
Bogue, Daisy Miss
Bonner, Adline Miss
Bonner. Coatny Miss
Bonninell. George Mrs
Boston, G NJ Mrs
Bowers. Augusta Mrs
Bowman, Lizzie Miss
Bowman. Mary Mrs
Braden. 7 + Mrs
Bradtield, Annie Mrs
Brandriff, Gussie Mrs
Braxton, Ella
Broadus, Jamie Miss
Brown, Anna A Miss
Brown, Lavenia Miss
Brown, Leatha Mrs
Brown, Lucinda
Brown. Marien Mrs
Brown, William Mrs
Bryan. ] T. Mrs
Bryan, Mary Miss
Buckner. Evelyn Miss
Bundy, Andrew Mrs
Burdin. Ida Mrs
Burton. Mary Miss
Busey, Hattie Miss
Butler, Auuie Miss
Butler. Emma Miss
Butler, Mathilda Miss
Butler, Sophia Mrs
Campbell. Annie Miss
Campbell, Kate Miss
Campbell. Rhoda Miss
Carhartt, Emma Miss
Carmen, Laura
Carson, RACHEL Mrs
Carter, Irene Miss
Carwell, Charlie Mrs
Carter, Annie Miss
Catlett, Annie f Mrs
Cavanaugh, f J Mrs
Chandler, Lucy G Miss
CLANCY, Ella Mrs
Chapman, Albertie
Cherry, + Mrs
ChristInan, Annie Miss
Christy, James Mrs
Clanton, Alice Mrs
Clark, A w Mrs
Clark, Jennie Mrs
Clark, Lora Mrs ~
Clark, Lulie II
Clark, Margaret L Mrs
Clark, n Y Mrs
Clark. Lishanna Mrs
Clarke, Mary Miss
xu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
June.

June, and the skies trimming over
With seas Of the tenderest blue,
June. and the bloom of the clover,
Heavy with honey and dew;
June, and the reeds and the rushes,
Slender and lithesOme and long;
June, and the larks and the thrushes
Singing their happiest song.
June, and the rose in her beauty
Making IN Eden again;
June, and desire is duty
Crowni1g the wishes of men,
June, in her leaves and her laces
Gladdening the earth with a smile;
June, and the gods and the Graces
Dwelling with mortals a while:
NIXON WATERMAN.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
Scholastic Attachments,

FrOm PUCK.
First Collegian-"What do you think Of
this business Of bestowing scholastic de-
grees upon political celebrities?"
Second Collegian-"It's preposterousi The
idea, for instance, of giving Mckinley the
LID. Why, I suppose Mckinley doesn't
know a halfback from a touchdown, actu-
oil
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
Still SparrinE.

we took our Filipino friend down to see
monte Cristo' and told him the man who
SAID The world Is mine! was an Ameri-
can"
What did he say?"
Said he didn't need to be told that"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
Thought He Knew.

From the Chicsgo Tribune.
Sunday School Teacher-"When did the
Israelites move out from the land of the
Egyptians?"
Johnny Phlatz-"On the LIST of Mayi
ma'am."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-06-15
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

The following is list Of advertised letters
naming in the Washington u. CT Post-oftice Sat
urday June 10, 1901.
To obtain any of these letters the applicant
should call for advertised Latters''
If not called for within two ~ weeks they will
be sent to the Dead Letter Office