New-York tribune., 1901-04-02
THE T4LK OF THE DAY.

A Chinese Foreign Cow Dairy" recently opened
near the naval anchorage at Woo-Sung, displayed
the following sign: I'VE open Woo-Sung in the
south of the Telegraph Company for sale the For
eign MIX the taste Sweet, the Milk are pure.
the Price are Just. We have not put any Water
in it. IL examine won't pay single cash. IL
YOU want TO buy you will know the Foreign
COW Chop. No / MIX 9Th Pingshan Dairy.
Lady" said the 9ssgar. won't yer gimme
The woman did so, and he started into the neigh
Here she cried; you don't get coffee in there
LADY he replied rdats ats vi WheTe Te yer way ayanrs o
peel philadelphia Record
> City of Mexico correspondent of The Boston
Transcript writes: The city of Mexico is now In
tho hands of the contractors who are putting IN
tho new system of sewers, which precedes the
pa.ying OF the streets with asphalt When these
I'm 1rovements are completed and the Sloco'eO or
more in gold now provided is expended In modern
izing this ancient capital here will be one OF the
most beautiful and delightful cities to visit IN the
world. for it Will retain its unique features and
los, most OF those now found disagreeable by
tourists The following item clipped from local
paper in this city is curious illustration of the
Getting Of old and methods which one nnds
everywhere and which. while impressing the visitor
20 forcibly are taken matter of course by the
inha 5itants: Coaches not the only things that
get into the zantas, the sewer excavations are
called. Scarcely a day passes that the police
records do not show the finding of one or more
bodies the manner of their coming there frequently
teing mystery.
''Hooray!" exclaimed the optimistic horse. The
auto mobile won't be able 10 take our places alto
s:ther" ,,.,u,... ,-,o,,,r., 49,. o.ba-
why. 1t says in the paper that the auto manu- m
leather inishings II htladelphia Press.
A correspondent OF THE Baltimore News writes:
For a good reason the British Catholics try TO
alter the oath which a sovereign has 10 take.
and which has just been taken by King Edward
AS matter OF fact. this oath is not very cOmpn-
mentary TO the Roman Catholic Church. But IL
must not be forgotten that this oath dates back
from. the time when the fourth verse from the
national hymn, God Save the King'-which is now
more sung-was as follows:
fSPs fSP6oqq9 Frshsh e sHd dsT%y Spanish DiG knot
Confound them all;
Villains notorious.
Never shall conquer us;
Confound them all!'
An explanation Of why the New-Hampshrs Sem
ate rejected House bill to appropriate thou
sand, OF dollars for the erection of statue of
President Pierce is found in editorial in The
Manc hester IN. II) Mirror" which calls him the
copperhead and the rebel"
The Cares of Riches-'Do you find the possession
of large sum OF money occasions worry said
y do" answered the millionaire.
What sort of worry"
from me."-(Washington Star.
THIS church advertisement recently appeared in
'The Worcester CMass.) Gazette:
Why l go to Grace Church:
!. Pure. warm air.
2 Soul soothing singing
5. Heart healing praying.
T. Life lifting preaching.
d Glad-to-see-you people.
Hold up, friend. I'm going
The New-H lobster pound takes the cake on
the coast of Maine out of 2 into this pound
about to drain the pound in order TO get the re-
This IS grand Tssor S ne ponnds
a shrinkage OF nearly 20 per cent IL was at New
nature was presented 10 Warden Hanna by one Of
the lobster fishermen. 1t was a lobster with line
fipper of the tail exactly in the of the back
been boiled. while the other side was coal black
Nobody had ever seen anything like 1t before
The wife of German farmland in Ohio was
taken sick recently and finally died the husband
Of course. leaving his work for several days In
consequence. Two weeks later ne appeared at the
house of his employer and asked relieved from
work for a couple of days. when the following con-
versaton took place: Il would Ike to get off for
apout tays" II can't spare you unless IL is
absolutely necessary You know you lost several
days two weeks ago. and we are behind In the
work What is the necessity for your getting OFF,
inquired the farmer Veil, to be married -
Why Fritz. your wife died only two weeks ago.
ana now you are about TO get married again?
do not understand that" Well" replied the Ger
man. Il don't hold spite long, The farmer dis
| missed the case without prejudice
Deacon Jones-What do you think of our latest
new convert? Do you think it genuine OF
| Deacon Brown-Im afraid not In the remarks he
hs ses Of aa ns 9is
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