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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04
BY FALSE FRETENsE

EVELOPMENTS that
called Union Labor candidate
implies that owher
nothing of CITY have
repuded
union labor principles the welfare organized
The
On
the widest publicity Organized San
Francisco said the n Q
irons
eh
Of
un"sm San Francisco History
Capital
o If
Vote
warning!
That genuine union working
JJnion
labor
political in
the
inevitably resut in disrupt Them
While calling and
title labor the candidate than his party
Responsible
violating The
him
disturbing
and discontinued bathete strikes
new class anagonsm outbreaks of violence
False
formidable wide toun
that Wells
There but danger that ns
corruption and unlimited for
- N - -
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEYS OFFICE

7 NDER the new charter there is no more inn
portant office than that OF the District At
torney
He has exclusive charge of all the criminal courts
Without his consent complaint issue for the
arrest OF any This power in the hands OF weak
or dishonest would be most severe menace to
the peace and welfare of our city.
The administration of the incumbent, Mr. Lewis F.
Byington has been honest, capable and successful
He should be reelected.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

i wv in they
necessary allies
be found Republicans they
bers poohoon touts ard the of side door saloons
The candidates
posses are pledged not only grant specified favo 70 the corporations but p do
whatever ien The the campaign
Ray and Dan Burns ample the what will
paton ticket be elected We shalt renewal OF anho
suppression
shall have new stories Of s da n anu murders and M
des Dan Burns and his do politics either
the health Of the frequent
their methods of getting might they for
When they candidates
character Of the men such
that Mr. Wells the for Mayor has himself said
ticket It Of
cratic and Of Dan Burns the which
he beaten 80
Goldberg rallied the
the Burke and ern No intelligent
well Super
pledged do what they wish and that
the Of society but breed
We have then face in the first place Of
in Of
ar NAV be subject to their entemen and their deadf + !; h
and morality dishonesty
seeking give San Francisco good and those who
the the
and Hr ticket The men who
to
first duty Of an honest
Of support intelligent
and the which they making
suspicious Certainty that
elected
Burnsan Gunst @
because the conspato be-
didate nearly Supervisors proven
himself o. public honest Not
proceedings Of
himself has borne testimony
in their
behalf All the and the boode
champions law and and deny Their
They merit the Of Republican
pendent painhip affair Of
this Where Goldberg combined with
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

earthquake Of October, 1885, in San Fran
cisco occurred on the 21st.
NEWPORT NEwS-Subscriber, City.
The men who went out on strike at New
port News returned to work on the same
conditions as before the strike.
SANTA ROSA PAPERS-A. s.. Rich.
mond District, City. The newspapers pub
lished in Santa Rosa, CAL, are the Farm
er, Methodist college Bulletin. Press
Democrat, Republican and Business Col
lege Journal.
DOES NOT REVIVE TIN. Ballard
Cal. Part payment Of debt that has be-
come barred by the statute of limitation
does not revive the whole debt in Califor-
MIA. II an individual receives part pay
ment Of a9 outlawed debt he is just that
much in.
TO DAWSON-J. A. H., Alameda, Cal
Mail for Dawson is received at any time
during the winter months, is sent to Seat
tie, and from there TO SkaEuay. from
which place letters only are sent over
land about the LIST, sth, 18th and 22d OF
each month.
TRANSPORT sERvICE-R. F.. D.,
Marysville, Cal. One who desires to se-
cure a position as porter, second cook Or
walter on q United States transport must
file an application at the transport service
ONCE, headquarters Folsom-street wharf,
San Francisco.
IN CASE OF DEATH-Inquirer, City
Your question IS a general one and Is met
with the general answer that IL q can
didate for office receives the highest. num-
Der of votes, but dies the day after cleo
ton. the one in office holds over until
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04
"A CHANCE TO SMILE.

round"
what are they?"
The kind person gets who can afford
to stay in bed and the kind person gets
who can't AFFORD to stay in bed Chicago
Record.
"Murdstone. led me $50. will your
What for, old fellow?''
Il want to pay my wife's funeral ex-
penses''
Certainly"
it over.9 - --'-'->-'
Sorry to hear of your wife's death,
9aGson. When did she die?',
ABOUT q year and half ago. The
young woman I'm going to marry to-mor-
row says that bill has got to be paid first.
Ir ,S. 80 mucn Obliged to you, Murdstone"
chicago Tribune.
right. - OIL
noote Light-He is. is he?
Yes; we were playing Uncle Toms
IaDin on the road, and It came time for
the woman who crosses the ice-'
Eliza. You mean.''
ies' Eliza; it came time for her to
sprint across the Ice. and she went to the
manager and told him that the fellow
who was to chase her.
LeSree.
Yes, that's him, Legree; he and the
oioodhounds hadn't shown up yet"
Well, that was awkward. What did
the manager say?''
He said to Elisa. oh, go chase your
!-Yonkers Statesman.
she had pushed the little button and
was turning in her seat preparatory to
ieaving the car when she noticed down
the aisle and across It woman who met
ner glance with SMILE
How'd you do" she said.
ON, how do you do" answered the
time 100
Wen, you never come up'
On, haven't been going anywhere.
You always say that
"Oh, no. really. haven't
Well, you must come up''
Yes, will. You come
II will
'Good-by.'
"Good-by.''
More lies: won't do anvtb,r~ -, ~.
KIND, SAID q cross looking mar, in the
~ "a ~ enreW one leg over the other.
vRy.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

Henry Watterson is reported to have assured the
temperance people that they will have occasion to
complain of the OF wine at the White House
should he be elected President looks as Henry
had started his campaign in earnest and expects to
run an anti Bourbon platform.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

DR.. A. w. Hyde. of Bookings, s. D., is
at the Russ.
DR.. c. p. Dolan. Of Nome, is late ar.
rival at the Russ.
James Feeley, merchant of Red Bluff
is at the California.
G. D. Plato. merchant Of Modesto, il
staying at the Lick
DR.. A. e. Hall. of San Jose. is one OF
the arrivals at the Lick.
Captain e. r. Sterling, U. s. A., of Port
Townsend, is guest at the Grand
George LIE Fish. merchant of Nome
is registered at the Palace with his wife
State Senator Thomas Flint Of sar
Juan is at the Palace in company with
his wife.
e. C.. Merrill and George F. King, bust
ness men OF Santa Rosa. are among the
guests at the California;
Mary Van Buren,, the actress, arrived
yesterday from New York and is reeis-
tered at the Occidental.
]. p. Lindsey, superintendent of the
mail service of the Santa Fse Railway, Is
registered at the Palace. &
Paul Dresser, the composer of a nun.
Der Of popular songs, is registered at the
Palace from New York.
J. III. Anton, a prominent physician Of
Guatemala. has Joined his family. who
left New York to meet him, at the Occi-
dental.
Congressman N. b. Scott and wife a.
West Virginia have engaged apartments
at the Palace. They are accompanied nv
their son. Lieutenant G. +. Scott and
wife of Fort Banks. Mich, who were re-
Gently married in this city.
o5-s-i-s-s.s.ss-sa-ss-ss :
be misdemeanor Gas. for instance. dis.
turbing the peace) the arrest cannot h
made at night unless upon the directinn
of the magistrate Endorsed upon the vnr.
rant" Police Judge or a Justice az ~.
Peace. acting as q committing maristrats
may hold court on Sunday, but misde'
meanor cases are not tried on Sunday.
WANTS TO KNOW-A. A.. stncrta,
CAL This correspondent wishes to r,,<,,.,
where he can find the following ma ~, .
4uthore name: 20 Se~ esse
Wild. waxside roses: Inns Of iouruev,rs 49,
That grow aweary In their wanderinr.
All OF thy beauty that could die
Was just hundred years aeo.
She has caught the far-off eplende~
ahe has heard the low and tender
Melodious warbie at heaven. hs.h -. Il
And out OF your arduous. curlinr mist
Your lover builds to the skies
Star-ssrted cities Of amethyst
On the border OF paradise
4IYlGllER RATWa n, ;s<v>.x -, ~,
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

ne Judge who decided that woman ought not
to be punished for swindlng men who advertise for
wives evidently believes that all ratrnory is some
thing OF swndle and that there ought not to be any
UNFAIR distinctions as to the methods BY which the
swind1e is worked
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

arc
admiras our register
Higginson Taylor
Dewey is performing shore duty, and
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

SUMMER RATES In txsct It Hotel a., -.
neeo until Decembey / Ticket g f,crx, -. y.
ana return Including Is days. board ana y-,ss
Sso Inquire 1t New Montgomery q.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

Special tnformatiof supplied a.,,v !.
44ssnees heuses and public men 81 ths>.
49,. SsH4Rau9 bureau Al1en,al. 80 jfon1.
eemery street. Telephone Main 10
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04
ANSWERS TO QUERIES

AN OCTOBER DATE-N., City. The
Sth of October. 1855, fell on Sunday.
EARTHQUAKE-W. b. K, City. The
earthquake Of October, 1858. in San Fran
cisco occurred on the 21st.
NEWPORT NEWS-Subscriber, City.
The men who went out on strike at New
port News returned to work on the same
conditions as before the strike.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04
WIDE OPEN TOWN.

HEN Hin
dictate
this they could
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1901-11-04

VILE de Sucre, Crockett,
Cal. The law OF California relative to
warrants says: IT the charge be q felony
the arrest may be made on any day: II f
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Hetty Green In Vermont.

Mrs. Hetty Green, with her hus'
band, Edward Green, and daughter
Sylvia, have arrived at the old fam.
lily homestead at Bellows Falls, VT,
for the warm months. Mrs. Green
claims Bellows Falls as her residence,
and pays taxes on personal property
to the amount of $125,000.
Hardly had the wealthy woman
settled down to quiet country life
before the house was besieged by
newspaper men clamoring for inter
views. She refused to sec any OF
them, and grew exceedingly angry
when several tried to get snap shots
Of her.
One afternoon a photographer lay
in wait behind the house, hoping to
catch her unawares when walking
In the garden. Mrs. Green spied him
however, and before he could focus
his camera, he says, she climbed
over a high board fence. displaying
an agility which surprised him.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Ifa Man took Bill Board Advice.

TN recent trip on the train the Editor ofthe
L PosT observed numerous bill boards max
ing various announcements. If a fellow would
take tbs advcie of all the bill boards he
would be kept busy taking Hoods saraparilla,
syrup of Figs, Henderson's Little Pink Pills,
and Castoria; while riding Waverly Bicycle,
he would wear suit Of clothing from the N. Y.
Clothing house and Dalsimer Shoe, powder
himself with Mennen's Toilet Powder, rub his
hack with kid-ne-Kure, have quid of Seal
Cut Tobacco on one side and Mail Pouch on
the other side OF his cheek, with Geo. W..
Child's Sc cigar on one side and Capt. Murray
ten center on the other side. He would look at
his Ingersoll watch and find it was time to take
To- drink of beer that made Milwaukee famous
He would wash himself with Pears soap and
tell his wife to use Sunlight Soap and Rising
Sun Stove Polish. He would drink Bakers
Cocoa and eat Quaker Oats for breakfast, drink
Victor Coffee for dinner and Bakers chocolate
for supper, buy building lot, take dose Of
sozodont and 60 to bed.
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tendent of this business, which sells annually
over $780, 900 worth of silk in New York city
and other markets.
The close of the old order was in 1880. The
large property was divided without any litiga-
ton. In that year the Oneida community was
Incorporated as joint stock company; the stock
of 100000 being divided among the members
in proportion to the number of years service
each had contributed to creating its wealth.
The women shared equally with the men. In
respect to their peculiar family plan, it is said
by this writer:-
The return by the community to the ordinary
forms of society was as sincere and complete as
its original departure. The members intermar-
ried. and their families do not differ from those
of any separate households, except, perhaps, in
deeper mutual respect, and affection, based on
many years of association.
It is stated that the stock of the community,
(which is at premium, and not inthe market, "
is held almost entirely by the children and
grandchildren of the pioneers. The young
business men are college-bred, and have besides
a commercial training, and most of them with
their families "dwell happily at the old home
stead, which retains many cooperative features
such as a common dining room, 'libary, ofand
other recreation grounds" And those whohave
to live at Niagara Falls Chicago, New York
and elsewhere make annual visits to the OLD
home. All this must be of interest for the sake
of the past; whether the cooperative phase d
this noteworthy community, now under the
presidency of DR.. Theodore r. Noyes, will con-
tinue as harmonious and as prosperous, remains
to be seen.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Ne Trouble.

sYo' don't know of no colored
church needin' . preachah. do yo'r'
asked q colorsd brother Of the Mis-.
souri, Baptist evangelist. II got M
place to preach Jus now"
"WAy, I always thought you were
pastor Of this church here" the evan.
gelist replied. - r5.y sral
II was, but rs quit"
"Well, I hope you did not give then
. lot Of trouble. like their last pastor.
He nearly ruined their church before
they got rid Of him."
mo, sab; didn't give 'tm NO trouble
--dar warn't no trouble erbout It. d.
deacons JUS got togedder IN handed
in nah resugnation. an accepted IT,
Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
C0urt PTOClaID atiOu,

WHEREAS the Hon. Harold M. Mcclure
President Judge o! the Judicial District,
composed Of the counties OF Snyder, and
Union and Peter F. Riegle and z. T. Gem.
oerIng. Esqs., Associate Judges In and for Sny.
der county. have issued their precept, bearing
d,A., date The 7th dsy o. OCT: A; y. 1901, u me
court Of Common Pleas, court Of Oyer and Ter
miner and Gensral Court ofQusrtsr Sessions Of
the Peace, at Middlsburgh, lor the county Of
Snyder. on the hrst Monday, (being the oh
Day o. Dec. 1901, and 70 continue one week.
Notice 10 therefore hereby given to the Coron.
Or, Justices Of the Peace and Uonstables In and
for the county Of Snyder, to appear in their
tfons, examinations and. other remembrances
70 DO those things which Of their ofnoss and in
their behalf partain TO be done and witnesses
and per.ons prosecuting In behalf Of the Com
monwealth sEainst any. person or persons are rs-
quired to be then and there attending and do.
parting without leave At their peril. Justices
are requested to DO punctual in their attendance
at the appointed time agreeably to notice.
Given under my hand and seal at the Sherinrs
once In Middlehurgb, the 9Th day Of Nov.
A. D., enc thousand nine hundred one.
@. w. ROW. Sheriff.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14

WIDOwy yAPPRAISKMKNTs.-No is here.
by given that the following Widows Ap.
praisements under tho $500 law, have been nied
with the Clerk OF the Orphans Court OF Snyder
county for confirmation Dec 9th, 1901.
No I. Appraisement Of Lucetta shafrer.
widow OF William A. Shafer, late Of Union
TWP, snyder Co.. Pa, deceased, elected TO be
taken under the S90o exemption law.
No.2.. Appraisement Of Mary Fisher, widow
OF Asaph Fisher, late OF Monroe Twp, Snyder
Co., Pa. deceased. elected to be taken under
the $500 exemption law,
No. 3. Appraisement OF Barbara Fisher, widow
OF Adam J. Fisher, late Of Penn Twp, snyder
Co Pa, deceased, elected to be taken under the
$500 exemption law.
POthOnOtary's Accounts.
The following account will be presented for
confirmation on Monday. December 9th. 1901.
The first and final account Of J. j. Shrader,
Guardian and Committee OF the person and es.
tate OF John Mover. lunatlc pensiouer Of the
us. Government.
@. M. SHINDEL, Clerk.
Mddleburg, Pa. Nov. 9th. 1851.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
About the Oneida Community.



L almost forgotten by the general public,
nanifests its industrial survival, at least, by
2Opage pamphlet concerning its history and its
present condition, written with judieous elec
ton and literary ability, and illustrated with taste
by halt-tone pictures otOneida county scenery and
of noted figures in the community, and pen-and-
ink drawings. 1t is published at the office of
the community, 413 Broadway, New York city,
and its advertising purpose is frank enough, but
there is yet interest enough in the history to
justify some words about it. This enterprise of
John Humphrey Noyes, begun in 1S4S by him
and number of New England men and women,
principally from Vermont was one of the most
interesting experiments in sociology ever tried,
and ranks in Importance with the experiments of
Fourier and his phaansteries, with Owners
New Harmony, the Amana community, the
Dunkers, the Shakers and Douhobors of Russia,
who have recently settled in Canada, not to
mention the ventures of Brook Farm and of
Florence. John Humphrey Noyes was man
of remarkable and sturdy Yankee character;
touched with certain curious idealism, which
made him "pertectionist" in religion, he pos
sessed shrewd and sound business sense, aud
knowledge OF men which would have made him
power in politics had he turned his attention
that way. The root of Noyes's communism was
the apostolic. "having all things in common"
and the Bible was the charter of the community !:
indeed, the followers of Noyes were known in
the early days as "Bibe communists" their
bond one of "agreement," which, as the writer
of the pamphlet says, "enabled its members to
dwell together as one family for 80 years, to eat
at one table, to hold common purse, and to
change the wilderness into garden" The
success gained as cultivators of the earth and
marketers Of their produce, of inventors of
industries and makers of business for the sur
rounding country,-was long locally appreciat-
ed, and the community seemed in fair way to
demonstrate its social theories
But Mr.. Noyes introduced and the community
took up with the idea of extending communism
to the marriage relations. In this pamphlet it
is thus spoken off,
Moreover, it seemed reasonable to the COM
mun;ty in lS4S that there should be something
like the same liberty for experiment and inven.
tion in devising new and improved forms of
social life that has been permitted, for instance,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14

When on. one of the recent hot
days the lady OF the house sent her
maid out to do the marketing, she
admonished her to get everything
fresh, and said:
"Now, Mary, get some string beans.
Break one of them to see II they are
fresh, and get two pounds Of tripe,
and pinch the tripe."
Mary looked indignant, and then
blurted out:
"Sure, I wasn't brought up that
way, ma'am, and il you want any
thing pinched you'll have to go out
and do it yourself. Y. Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Bottle Was All Right.

Irate Customer-Look here, young
man, bought this hair tonic from
you, and it is absolutely worthless.
Shop Assistant-We can't help that,
sir.
Irate Customer-But you guaran-
teed each bottle.
Shop Assistant-Exactly, sir, but we
didn't guarantee the tonic.-Tit-Bits.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14

The Teachers Institute of Snyder County
that opens in the Middleburg Court house Mon
day week promises to be very interesting
one. An able corps of instructors and interest
ing course of lectures and entertainments has
been provided for by county Superintendent
Bowersox.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
British Opium Trade.

Great Britain's revenue from the
Chinese opium trade amounts to $40,.
100000 yearly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Hntpin as q Weapon.

Emperor William says the sword is
the greatest of weapons; but OF
course he never was chased by q
woman with hatpin.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Your Tongue

If it's coated, your stomach
is bad, your liver is out OF
order. Ayers Pills will clean
your tongue, cure your dys-
pepsia, make your liver right.
Easy to take, easy to operate.
7sc. All druggists.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Unfortunately.

They were driving together: y
Miss Rocks, unsolicited, gurgi,e%r ,% ! I
her views upon matrimony' L'l
a dreary DESERT" she said, an. ~.
riaQe an oasis" Whereupor MI ,;l
" remarked that 'it certainV
auire q deal of sand
Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14

A Book Collector.
Hewitt-Gruet has a very fine IL
brary.
Jewett-He ought to have; he never
returns the books he borrows.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Toronto Saloons.

Toronto saloons close at seven
o'clock on Saturday evening, SO that
:, workman with a weakness may
.raDI his wages before he gets home.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Too Limited a Subject.

Editor-why don't you write some
thing about bathing Siits'
Joker Nothing much to write
about.-Smart Set.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Full of Imagination.

full OF Imagihatio"'
"That dull Miss Wiggs doesn't seem
o have particle of imagination"
"Yes, she has; she thinks she can
sing."--Tit-Bits.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-14
Plausible Theory,

Lawyer-Where were you on the aft
ernoon in question?
Witness-I was at ball game with
q couple of friends.
"Friends, huh! A couple of thieves,
no doubt"
every likely, sir; they were both
lawyers."-Chicago Daily News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-12-06

John Arthur. with the Slayton New
York Stock Company are playing this
season to crowded houses, wherever
they appear Their unblemished record
of last year, as company of high class
players, is bearing fruitthis season in
the almost unlimited patronage they so
richly deserve. They play at the opera
house in this city Tuesday evening in
Victor Hugo's great drama of can en-
envy To The Queen" new to most of
our theatre goers but play filed with
the prestest dramatic incidents and
climaxes. replete with humorous situa-
ti0ns ard dialogues, and exoitingly
interesting throughout. Secure your
seats early in advance, rs there Is q
promise of q grand rush for them.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-12-06

This issue or any other of the Great
and Only will not have to be fumigated,
neither will it be necessary in the
interest of cleanliness to use pair of
tongs in reading it. The Review can
be taken home and given to mans
wife and children without any censor
ship in the part off careful. pure mind
ed man.