Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1901-06-06

paoS uOW. LII waiter mas returned 10
his mutton an tn barber to his plow-
share. TIL chorus girl has raysumed
tn position f'r which nature intinded
her an tn usual yachtin' will be done
on tn cable cars at s q. m. an p. M,
as before. TIL jag Is over. Nanny
man that looked like a powdher pig
con month ago looks like hunch-
back today
It's on'y a few days since see be TIL
papers that Tim Mangan, tn boot
black at tn Alhambra hotel had made
Il small fortune in stocks. 1t seems he
used to polish tn pedals FIR Titan ~
Finance. that f'r lack Nv any other
kind Nv tip. give him wan on tn
market All Tins friends is delighted
with his good luck. He said farewell tc
them las night at a banket In tn
Dead Fall RESTRAINT. Mr.. Orestes l.
Hicks, tn bull leader, was presint an
pinted out Tim as an example Nv what
a young man cud do be close applica-
tion an industhree and gamblin. He
predicted he wud shine in tn wurruld
Nv finance as he had IN more num-
bier, but not less honrable spare
Laughter an cheers.)"
Thin read that Timothy ManEan
wanst bootblack at tn Alhampra
block Nv D. o. P. & e. After that !
see that Timothy Z. Mangan, who WIN
be kindly REMEMBERED be pathrons "
tn ALEXANDRIA Hotel, has been conspi-
cuous in TIL sthreet an is head Nv q
pool to consolidate tn Egg, Oyster an
Pie Plants iv tn country TIL mex
week twas T. Emmett Mangan was
seen las night at tn Waldrof- Astorya.
where he was histin' in milk punches
with his friend Orestes L. Hicks. Mr.
Mnngan is firm believer In tn future
~ stocks. TIL country was niver SO
prosperous. he says. TIL banks are
we'll protected an money is so aisy as
We ar-re goin' to a three per cent
basis he says, or even less he says.
Some stocks won't pay anything. he
says. If shares like S. N. A. & p.
which pay on'ysix per cent. ARE
worth two hundred, shares that don't
pny anything are equally as good. r.
what tn divvle is six per cent Mhin tn,
said tn dashin' young millyionaire,
bring this journalist hogshead ~
champagne wine an ordher me gilt
coach an twelve horses f'r five o'clock.
I'm goin' to buy tn front window Nv
joolry store FIR Name he says. 'Ye can
want ye'er money says tn waiter
.haughtily. THROWN down tn hundred
dollar bill. Who ar-re YET? says Mis-.
Their Mangan curyously. I'm tn bull
leader in Amalgamated Hair says tn
man, an I'm on'y hangin' r-round
here ontil tn boord Nv directors gets
off watch at tn bar an comes in fr
to hold tn semi-anooal meetin.' says
he. TIL two gr-great fi-nanceers. af-
Their maxim, an agreement to race their
yachts mex week, shook hands cortally
an Misthcr Mangan. havin' been help
ed on with his red plush overcoat be
tn President Nv tn imp Naptional
~ = .,
Vice Prisidint Nv tn Gum Combine.
who had on'y an hour befure handed
in his resignation as chief bell-boy."
That's tn las I'll hear Nv Tim Man
gan in tn newspapers, onless he's took
up be tn polls. 1 haven't had me boots
blacked FIR siveral SUNDAYS because 1t
hasn't been rainin'. an besides didn't
fi-nanceers firm their jooties to tn
wealth Nv tn nation. But II twill give
We amy satisfaction to have thin
pumps Nv ye-er's iapanned be former
bull leader, we can go down to tn AL
hambra Hotel an twill be properly
done FIR five cents common, tin pre-
ferred. It's not as good a shine as 1t
Yves six months ago. Wanst a man
locks at tn ticker, he can't see
straight FIR some time. I'm goin' to
black me own boots an shave mesilf
till tn edge of the boom wears off. But
Tim Will get back to his speed
afther awhile, an some Saturdah
night, he will lay out fifty cints in two
gallery seats. an him an TIL little
lnundhress, that he knew befure tn
boom began, can admire what's left Nv
TIL front window iv tn joolry store in
tn back row Nv tn chorus"
We'll. poor boy, tits too bad" said
Mr.. Hennessy, the man of sentiment.
ut is so,' said Mr.. Dooley. But
crazy come, crazy 60"