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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Gentleman (caressing pretty lit
tie girll-You little beauty You
shall be my wife when you are grown
up. Win your
''No, don't want to get married,
but aunty there would like to. !"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Nj. B's Superstition.

Since Spifiins lost his teeth he
can't speak distinctly nor eat proper
food, " remarked Mr.. Bloomfield.
II suppose he has begun to live on
gum drops and speak gum Arabic, !"
added Mr.. Pellefeld.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

"sue had been married three times
before she got her present husband,
hadn't she.
"Yes, and he is such q patriotic
man she calls him her glorious
Fourth"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Sniffs-There Is more sin In Chi.
cago than in any other city on the
face OF the earth.
snutfs--I beg to differ
II defy you to name another with
more sin in il. /"
"Cincinnati.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
The IOy, Oi liOu.. Cleaning.

Hubby--Ah, my dear. you SEQ |
have come home from the Office an
hour earlier than usual
Wife-0h, You dear, good man. l
was just wondering who | could get
to take up these carpets!
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Necessities Come First IN Texas.

On account OF a scarcity OF bricks
in a Texas town the congregation of
the local church allowed their new
edi6ce to remain unfinished while a
saloon vas being erected.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
EmiRence.

"She married a poet, didn't she2
And is he successfulg"
"Oh, yes, remarkably so. Why,
his name is household word on two
continents, and last year his income
was nearly $500.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Beware OF Ointments for CAtarFA That


Beware OF Ointmsnts for CatarFh That
Contain Mercury,
As mercury viii surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
tenn when entering it through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex-
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi-
clans, as the damage they VIII do Is ten fold TO
the good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls CataErh Cure, manufactured by F. ].
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine 1t Is taken internally, and made
IN Toledo, Ohio, by F. ]. Cheney Co. Testi-
moniels free.
Sold by Druggists, price T5c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the bert.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Eor olhsr,.

1T sounds funny to hear you talk
ing that way. When VIC were at col
lege you didn't believe in eternal
punishment at all. "
II know, but didn't have any
enemies then. :"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
li,nes The Term.

Clarence Why do you say the
wedding was patriotici
Algernon-Well, the bride was red,
the groom was white and ner father,
who had all the bills to pay, was
blue.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

At MEMO Patk, san MHteo Connty, Cal, with
rs heantiful. surroundings, perfect climate,
careful supervision, thorough instruction,
complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily
maintains its position In the front ranks OF
schools for boys on the Pacific Coast Ira u.
uoitt IN. b. Principal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
WITH AMATEUR ADMlRALs.
Routine Duties of Cadets at the An
uapoIis Naval Academy.

napolis Naval Academy.
One of the best conducted naval
schools In the world is that at which
the officers Of the United States navy
receive their training. 1t is thorough
in every department, and the young
man who graduates well up in his class
is fitted for almost any station on
board a ship. The record of one day
there is the record of all days-a strict
observance Of all the rules of dlscl-
pline and thorough instruction In every
detail of naval warfare.
The cadet Is aroused from his slum-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Pr.f.rsd Thsm 4 R.,t.

''You want the pockets to run up
and down, suppose. . said the tailor
No, SIR" the irritable customer
replied. 81 prefer stationary pock-
cts. You may make the Sits perpen-
dicular, however.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
his One Commission

''Does your artist friend have many
commissioner,
81 believe he had one last year.
His father-in-law asked him to paint
the barn. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Too Much Criticism.

81 hear your husband is i'll, Mrs,
Jones. =
''Yes'um.
Nothing serious or critical, ]
hope?n
Critical? / should say he were.
He amt satisfied with nothin" he
ain t.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Why a Play B Like a Clsar.

Henry J. Byron, one Of the wit
test of English playwrights of a
score of years ago, remarked on one
occasion:
"A play is like cigar. If It'll
good, everybody wants box. If it's
bad, all the putting in the world
won't make it CO."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

she--I didn't suppose you had the
nerve to kiss me,
He--oh, yes, have got nerve
enough TO do anything.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

"Is your ma we'll again, Eddiel"
"Well, yes'm, but she amt quite
up 20 her old form yet. Pa fought
a draw wild her last night. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Lacking In Melody,

Jones--van Founders latest music
is bald stnf.
Smith---why baldg
Jones' Because ID needs an "air
restorer. /"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

He--How do you feel when | beat
you at whistg
she-Not quite so bad as you feel
when your friend jenkins beats you at
poker
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
No DisaDOIointm,nt.

''Isn't your new house taking long
er to build than you expected?"
''0h, no, I've only spent twice as
much on it, so far, as anticipated /"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

When business is dull on the rail.
roads, the brakeman talk about carry,
ing great quantities Of bulk eggs.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
'Inuera in Rnrnen

All the suitors Of girls hand in
Borneo are expected to be generous in
their presents to her. These presents
are never returned; therefore the willy
young lady defers as long as possible
a positive selection of the happy man.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

EnFN Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
EAN0 aker aFst days usecf Or. klines Great Nerys
Restcrer Send for FREE 90 t1isl bottle and treat
ise DR. r KLINE. Lid 81 Arch St. Phadelp phiA p
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

HE can't be good business man.
Why, he is college professor. "
''But he has married the daughter
of millionaire.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

The average nlan gets angry every
time he is In the wrong and knows it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
@MA,.,.~

Thia signature is on every box Of the genuine
Laxative Br0mO-Q -Quinine Tablet.
ths remedy that cures Geld IN enc day
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Mothers will find MIRA. winslow's Sooth.
Ing Syrup the best remedy 10 use tor their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAXING
when Won take Groves Taalelesa Chlll Tonic,
because the form ula Ia plainly printed on every
nine In . tasteleas form. No Cure. Ne PAY. Doc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

do not believe Piso's Cure for Com
sumption has an equal for coughs aud
colds,-JoHS f. Boyer. Trinity Springs,
Ind Feb Is 1900
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
The Literal Mind.

Tommy, how many wars has the
United States been engaged M"
Five, SIR"
"Enumerate them"
Zone, two, three, four, fve."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Wisdom is often nearer when We
stoop than when we soar.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
ALL DRUEEIsTs.

taste good. Eat them like candy. They
remove any bad taste In the mouth. leay-
ing the breath sweet and perfumed. II Is
O pleasure TO take them, and they are
liked especially by children.
sweeten the stomach by cleansing the
mouth, throat and food channel. That
means, they stop undigested food from
sourlng In the stomach, prevent gas form-
ing in the bowels, and Kill disease germs
OF any kind that breed and feed In the en-
tire system.
are purely vegetable and contain no mer-
curia1 or other mineral poison. They con-
sist of the latest discoveries In medicine,
and form O combination OF remedies un-
equaled to make the blood pure and rich
and make clean skin and beautiful COM
plexion.
tone the stomach and bowels and stir up
the lazy liver. They do not merely soften
the stools and cause their discharge, but
strengthen the bowels and put them into
lively, healthy condition, making their ac-
ton natural
never grip nor grlpe. They act quietly. pos
itively and never cause any kind Of uncom-
Portable feeling. Taken regularly they make
the liver act regularly and naturally as II
should. They keep the sewerage OF the body
properly moving and keep the system clean.
increase the flow Of milk in nursing moth
ers. Il the mother eats tablet, It makes
her milk mildly purgative and has. a mild
but certain effect on the baby. In this way
they. are the only safe laxative for the
nursing infant.
taken patiently, persistently. will cure any
form of constipation, no matter how old or
how often other remedies have failed. They
are absolutely guaranteed TO cure any case,
or purchase money will be cheerfully re-
funded.
cost .10c, 25c, soc box. Samples sent free
for the asking. We publish no testimonials
but sell Cascarets on their merit under ABB
solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try
box to-day, or write us for free samples
and booklet,
Address sTERLIKa REHEDY co., CHICAGO Or NEw YoRK.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Some men imagine there is no aC
counting for tastes until they are called
upon to foot dressmaker's bill.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

When young man with money tells
lies, the people call 1t enthusiasm"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

you never seem to give even a
thought OF your ancestors,
"0h, yes, do; / often rejoice that,
within public recollection, none of
them ever got hanged. +"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

Now the doctors viii tell It have
have told to stop
isfsE becomes thoroughly saturated
ked with the
botches
blood the old symptoms
still
he
eighteen years ago. Blood Poison In
infaile
this peculiar
of
evidence
ssnes@ ySSr ~ 81 you
=
SIS the only purely vegetable blood purifier known and offer
Contagious Blood you
you special directions, will you
nohng THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co ATLANTA ga
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

The Best Prescription for Malaria
ChIlla and Fever e bottle OF Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic, II II simply iron and quinine ia
q tAsteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price cOc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

a Straight Tip

Laxative Bromo-Q Quinine Tablets cure . cold 4
one day. No cure. No Pay. Price 2S cent&
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative ntomo onlnins Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II IL falls 10 cure.
e. w. Groves signature IL on each boz. aac
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15

S. S. S. Is the only
antidote for this de-
structive virus, and an
iufallible remedy for
this peculiar poison. It
destroysand eradicates
every particle of the
poison, and makes the
blood as healthy and
pure as before the dis
nnnn no.L-nnAuI
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-08-15
Mercury 4as
~: n; 49, |: Il ;.5;::3 g: Potash

even when administered in very small doses, and
few constitutions stand it for any length of time
Potash produces inflammation of the stomach
and bowels, and dangerous form Of dyspepsia and
often chronic diarrhoea follow its use.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
The List IS Closed.

Thirty names of farmers to at
tend the free excursion to Fargo
have been handed in and the list
has been closed. Due notice +
the date the excursion leaves, to-
gether with the names of the ex-
c%ursionists from this county, will
appear in a future issue of the
Inter Ocean. If anyone who has
handed in his name decides be-
tween now and July % that he
cannot attend this excursion, he
will confer a favor by notifying
this paper of the fact. We have
several names on the reserve list
who will be prepared to take the
places of those who are unable to
90
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
Dry in Missouri.

John F. Schmidt, who made for
himself a beautiful home about six
miles west of town and who sold
out to Robert Wilmot last winter.
writes to a friend in Devils Lake
as follows from his present home
in Missouri
Lamonte, Mo-, June Is, 1901.
l am glad to hear Of the magnif-
cent rains you Devils Lake people
have had. With such rains North
Dakota, for the average farmer,
beats all the rest of the United
States. It is very dry here. We
have not had any rain to speak Of,
and things are looking very gloomy
here. Flax and oats are already
gone. Wheat is very short and
ready to cut. Corn is not doing
well and is a very poor stand.
The prospect for fruit was good,
but it will not amount to much un-
less it rains very soon. Old settlers
claim it is an unusually dry spring
so you see that other sections of
the country have their disappoint-
ments as well as North Dakota.
Yours truly,
JOHN F. SCHMIDT.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21

thus represented and the entries
were made in their respective
names.
In addition to this collection,
Mr.. Barrett furnished to our state
commission a large proportion of
his interesting and valuable ex-
hibits from the North Dakota State
Sylvatian museum, located n the
capital at Bismarck, which exhi-
bits won many and high awards at
both the Worlds Columbian and
the Omaha fairs.
MI. Barrett showed us some of the
photographs of the museum exhi-
bits-the shape of wheat and the
Pyramid of No. l hard wheat are
both unique and most attractive.
These will constitute important
features of our state exhibit at
the Buffalo fair-because of the
originality and beauty of form and
the superior grade of grain. Mr..
B%arrett's Pyramid of wheat won
the gold medal at the Omaha fair.
Our state commission have
an enlarged copy made of the gold
medal which will be made conspi-
cious by being placed over the en-
trance to the n. D. booth.
Thus Ramsey county will occupy,
as it should, a commanding posi-
ton at our state exhibit at the
great Pan-American exposition,
and it is confidently expected num-
erous awards will be secured for
different persons of this section of
North Dakota. The committee
also secured many views of farm
scenes throughout Ramsey county,
handsome views of Chautauqua
points and pictures of the towns
in this county. All of which were
harmoniously grouped and framed
as one mammoth picture. The
commissioners from North Dakota
complimented the committee very
highlo on their work and said il
was the finest exhibit sent from
any county in the state. The 10.
cal committee consisted of S. j
Small, Prof. D. F. Bangs and Hon
w. w. Barrett.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
Ramsey County at the Pan
Amer lean Exposition.

Commissioner w. w. Barrett
was on the committee to furnish
samples Of grains from Ramsey
county for the North Dakota ex-
hibit at the Pan-American exposi-
ton. He prosecuted the work with
vigor and was successful in the
undertaking. The samples Sc
cured were of the very best quality.
The kinds sent consisted of wheat,
oats, barley, rye, fax, corn, speltz
and different kinds of millet, peas.
and beans. Fourteen persons and
associates Of Ramsey county were
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21

Chautauqua Railway will run
trains to and from the Chautauqua
grounds as follows. From Devils
Lake to Chautauqua in the after
noon at the hours 2, 3, 5 and 7,
and return from Chautauqua to
Devils Lake at the hours 2:30, $3.50,
$40 and S:l5. Fares, Is cents for
round trip; Is cents for single
trip. Children under 7 years free.
Where did you get that hat? The
Lanpher hat fits your head like a glove,
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
GRAND ARMY.
A Brief Program of State Encamp-
ment at Devils Lake.

"A Brief Program of State Encamp-
ment at Devils Lake.
Next Thursday the three days
encampment of the G. A. R., w.
R. G. and Spanish war veterans, Of
North Dakota, will convene at the
Chautauqua grounds. There will
be large crowds present. Every
body will be admitted to the
grounds free on Thursday. On
Friday the regular Chautauqua as
sembly opens.
Following is the program of the
first days session Of the G.. A. R.
convention.
Address 4 of Welcome Mayor YIN. H. Brown
Song by Charlottesville Trumble, Miss
Mann. Messrs. Strawbridge and Richardson.
recitation; Elliott.
song MISS May torshay.
James.
recitation. Rita Allen.
Talks"".".......".By Grand Army veterans.
Remarks. $50. ...................By Comrade Bunner.
Tablcau" Break The News To Mother.
The Lanpher hat has style and wear
ing qualities combined better than
most hats. Buy one and be convinced.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
FROM WEBSTER.

The first meeting of the newly
organized Y. w. G. T. U. was held
at Webster chapel last Sunday.
Owing to the inclemancy of the
weather, only a few were present,
but among the number we're three
honoraries. Being the first meet
ing, the work was mostly choosing
the superintendent of the differ.
ent departments.
Those appointed were:
Temperance Instruction .....Margaret Webster
Physical Culture :. ....-..!Alma Honett
Unfermented Wine...."". ......May Franklin
Social Meetings...."..mw"" =. May Webster
Flower Observation-Disclosures Goozec
Enforcement; N. A. Nelson
Peace and Arbitration.".".......A Anna Webster
Our little band Of workers is
steadily increasing, and we hope
it's influence is being felt in the
limits Of our neighborhood.
ANNOUNCEMENT.
The Medal Contest of the w. G.
T. U. will be held in Webster
chapel on Saturday, June 22nd.
Program beginning at s o'clock
p. m. Doors open at 7 o'clock.
Admission fee: adults, 25cts.;
children under II years, Is cts.
All r cordially invited to attend.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1901-06-21
Chautauqua Excursion.

On Saturday and Sunday, June
22nd and 23d, the Devils Lake &
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-06-07
WHAT'S IN A NAME2
(Benson's Plaster Is Pains Master.)

In the days of wild cat money in the
West, the Ames shovels were used as cur
rency. They were as stable as gold; their
price did not vary cent in twenty years.
The very name of Oliver Ames Il Son, was
a synonym for honesty. 1t was current all
over the world.
On the same principle Benson's Porous
Plaster is the universal standard external
remedy. To say it is "a good" plaster does
not describe it 10 is the best possible plaster.
For every disease in which an external rem
edy is available, Benson's Plaster is used
almost as matter of course.
Benson's Plaster quickly relieves and
cures where other modes of treatment are
either sxasperatingly slow or have no good
effect whatever. Coughs, colds. lumbago,
kidney trouble, rheumatism, lame back.
etc, are at once benefited and soon cured.
Capsicum, Strengthening and Belladonna
plasters have none Of the curative virtues
of Benson's. More than 5000 physicians
and druggists have commended Benson's
Plaster as q remedy in which the public
may have implicit confidence; while, In q
comparative test with other plasters, Ben.
sons has received fifty; ;fpe highest dteards.
Beware of substitutes and cheap limitations.
For sale by all druggists or We will pre-
pay postage on any number ordered in the
United States on receipt Of 25c. each.
Sesbury q johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N. 7.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-06-07
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

"You went right in bodily, did your
'Yes, after looking in" And you
Btarted ahead, and asked the old man
or his daughter" "Well, no, didn't"
why not?' He wasn't there
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Husband (returning from his first
ascent in a baloon)-"Just think of IL,
Alice, ascended 25, 900 feet in the air."
Young Wife-"And you brought back
nothing for me!"-Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
They Don't Speak Now.-lda-"I
want to have some pictures taken.
Can you recommend photographer
I've heard that he
has a way OF making the homeliest
look absolutely handsome."-Philadel-
phia Evening Bulletin.
Blackburn--"Judge Snyder made a
rule some time ago that all women
should remove their hats In his court,
but / see that the order is not en-
forced" Whitehead-"No; the WON
en- folks appealed to the judges wife,
and she rendered q disse nting opinion
Denver News.
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-06-07
GoT RID OF THE TARANTULA.
TIE Express Messenger, as Advised,
Took the best Means Of Dis
poAisG of ~.

A young man wearing a seersudter
coat and with big beads Of perspiration
on his face came into the smoking
car Of an Erie railway train as it was
getting along toward the meadows OF
orange county the other day. He was
the express messenger, says the New
York Sun.
"rve bagged something" he ex-
claimed. "Can anyone tell me what
kind Of q pup itisP"
A big man, with long whiskers and
hair and cowboys hat, who was smok-
ing strong plug tobacco in clay pipe,
said
"Lemme see IT,"
The young man held the dinner buck
ct at arms length and raised the lid.
The big man looked into the bucket.
"A t'rantuly, by cedar!" he said, and
took the bucket from the young man.
"A t'rantuly, as sure as guns!" he
continued. "a citizen Of Bermudy, this
chap is. And beauty, tool"
The big man got crt OF his seat ana
passed the dinner pail around among
the passengers. 1t was nearly half
full OF something that seemed to be all
hair and claws and eyes. No one seemed
| pleased with the sight except the big
man. II was . tarantuls sure enough.
A unanimous request was made by
the rest Of the passengers that the
hideous spider be pitched out Of the
window. But the big man gazed at the
| deadly thing with undisturbed inter-
est.
"Where did you run agin him2" he
asked the express messenger.
Game out OF bunch o bananas in
my car" replied the young man. II
cornercd him and he jumped into my
dinner bucket and shut him in. What
| is he good for?'
Hes n first.class benefactor OF the
| coroner when he's to home" said the
| big man. "If there's any fcller citizen
| OF yourn that you'd like TO have o
| funeral at his house. just take this
| stowawsy from Bermuda home with
| YOU and turn him in your fellow-siti-
| zen's garden. II your fellow-citlen
| fools around much in his garden you'll
| see Grape on his door in less than two
days. The trantuly is pizen for keeps
| TO them as hain't vaccinated for tran.
| tulies. If was you, young man, I'D
take this chap and let your locomotive
| run over him. A good, strong locomo'
| tive is about the only thing that kin
tackle one o. these chaps and make a
| success OF it,"
The bag man handed the dinner
bucket back to its owner, who took IL
and carried il away. When the train
left the next station he came in and
said that the train had met the tran
antula, and that 30 feet of grease spot
and pint or so OF legs and hair hac
The Red Cloud chief., 1901-06-07
Coed Tymes i. swit.erIs.a.

Laborers are so scarce in Switzerland
that they have TO be imported, not only
from Italy. but from Bohemis and
Slssis.--N. Y. Sun.