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The broad ax., 1901-03-09
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Love and philosophy are sworn enc
mics.
Old age commands respect-exeept in
poultry and jokes.
Some men are in advance Of their
age, but women are.always a few years
behind It.
The failure Of a bank may not upset
the deposition, but he is apt to lose his
balance
You have to give some men a sound
thrashing before you can command
their respect.
No matter how erect a general may
be he is apt to learn more or less on his
STAN.
The girl who used mucilage to keep
her hair in curl has been much stuck
up ever since.
Perhaps some people talk to them
selves because they find It impossible
to interest any one else.
In order to retain her youth and DOB
uiarity all girl has to do is acquire a
fortune and remain single.
The average man does just as many
queer things when he isn't in love
as when he is. but they are less con-
spicuOus.
What a merry old place the earth
would be IL 1t were to lose its atmos-
phere. All bodies would then lose their
gravity.
says a rural editor: We trust our
subscribers win pardon us for appear
ing a day late this week. Our wife
borrowed our scissors to cut cur sons
hair"
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
sRor AND sHeLL

Honor Is not 10 honors
Good morals make the best manners.
A nan must be greater than his
work.
BridIing sin is like Harvesting ser
pentS.
The church thar uphoIds the world
cannot nplift II.
The devil never misses the church
business meeting.
Greatness Is not in being lifted up,
but IN growing up.
The kingliest are those who are kin
% the King Of Kings.
The wrath Of God Is IKE that OF the
sunlight with darkness or dirt
II the Gospel Is impractIeable here.
then heaven IL Impossible there.
Christ would not shield you from
storm, but he can save you from
wreck.
They Who live. on public opinion
win probably die Of popular oppro-
brium.
It Is sad when we are not on good
enough terms with GOd to call Him
Father.
He who is crowned by his con-
science cares not II he is condemned
by the crowd.
He who resolves 70 be better, expect
Ing to fail, surely he shall not be dis
appointed.
The spendthrift who is always spend
ing upon himself is as selfish and mean
as the miser.
The man who places the highest
things first will be the first to get the
highest place.
II is folly to ask pity for your pains
as long as you continue to make your
couch on the DEVILS thorn bush.
God viii reward some according to
the sheaves they bear and some ac-
cording to the seed they have scat
tered.
Deeds are the only measure Of our
days.-Ram's Horn.
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
SOCIAL PHILOSOPHY.

Heed not the blusterer; beware Of
the silent man.
A newborn babe has no past and its
.uture is uncertain.
Teeth resemble verbs; they are reg
ular, irregular and defective.
Absence may increase true love, but
1 is rough on the counterfeit.
A miser is a great lover Of generos-
sty-in everybody except himself
Women either love or hate; there is
no happy medium in their affections.
With the exception Of success some
IeOple willingly forgive anything in q
friend.
No mans ability should be rated by
what he finishes and not by what he
attempts.
Few men have sufficient confidence
in their own veracity to believe all
they say.
Adam was probably created in the
afternOon-at least it was a little be-
fore Eve.
The more blunders a man makes the
more expert he becomes in framing
apologies.
The coat OF a horse is the gift OF
nature. The coat Of a donkey is often
the. work of a tailor.
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
pANlsH pRovsRBa
- crnmbs - -.

Even crumbs are bresd
Opportunity makss the thief.
Faint praise is akin to abuse.
Short fax axes long thread.
Power often goes before talent
Death does not blow a trumpet
Gray hairs are deaths blossoms
Praise a fair day In the evening.
Alone in counsel alone in sorrOW.
A short cut Is often q wrong cut,
New corners are always welcome.
Every bird needs ita own feathers.
Let every bird sing its own note.
Trust everybody, but thyself most.
We must suffer much, or die young
Every man thinks his copper Is gold
Every wind Is against a leaky ship.
Unwilling service earns no thanks.
A woman's hrzt counsel is the best.
He that courts injury win obtain It.
He who fees proves himself guilty.
Do not wade when you see no bot
tom.
It is bad to lean against a falling
wall.
Better the child cry than the mother
sigh.
We must SOW even after a bad har-
vest.
An m-tempered dog has a SCARED
nose.
Never let fools see half finished
work.
Even he gets on who is drawn by
oxen.
Big words seldom. go with good
deeds.
1t is folly to fear what one cannot
avoid.
He is easy to lure who is ready to
follow.
Little sOrrows are loud, great ones
silent
Riches are often abused, but never
refused
Every fool thinks he is clever
enough.
Under white ashes lie often glowing
embers.
A thankless man never does a thank
ful deed.
It is the raised stick that makes the
dog obey.
1t is hard to pay for bread that has
been eaten.
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
EARLY sTRAws OF FASHION.

The dropping hats viii be much seen
In the spring.
Tucks win be very much in evil
denee the coming spring and summer.
Mixed cloths are very much seen
that Is to say, black with a liberal pep-
pering Of white. gray with white. and
pastel blue.
Gowns are made long on the Shout
der, yoks and coIlarettes are run
down long on the shoulders. or the
shoulders are trimmed.
Cashneres win Be popular the CON-
ing spring. and all the women AZ
Nice and Monte Carlo are wearing
The light pastel shades in cloth and
the pale pints. blues and beiees. as
usRal.
L b really too eally 10 ten whether
ne furore for sold wiz run over into
another season. We must wait and
zee Il We feel gold when the sumner
Gays come. Cravats are seen or The
new cloth gowns.
For slender women nothing can h.
prettior for the spring than the boleros
VIII basque backs, consisting Of three
ittle pieces On each side. one over TIE
oesg and rounded It the ends. Above
lhese pieces e q belt-EZatharine a.
FoFet's Paris Letter - Ladies Hone
1ournal
The broad ax., 1901-03-09

II your nearest DRUGGIST does not
have the ORIGINAL Ozonized ox-MarroW
he can get it for you from any whole
sale druggist in the city. It straight
ems kinky hair. Warranted harmless.
Only so cents a bottle. The ozonized
Ox-MarrOw Co.. rs Wabash Ave, Chi
cago. III.
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
NEWSPAPER Law.

Any person who takes the paper
regularly from the postofiee, whether
he is a subscriber or not, Is responsible
for the pay.
The courts have decided that refus-
Ing to take newspapers and periodicals
from the pOstonee, or removing and
leaving them uncalIed for Is prima
taeie evidence Of Intentional fraud.
The broad ax., 1901-03-09

The ReT. S. g. F1tzgsrald. p. d has
hsen pastor Of the Third United Pres
tsrian church. Philadelphia. Cor 8
The broad ax., 1901-03-09

Frsn nov uuH twenty
thousand ooss Az win b Distributed each week
voters 81 chioaro Nov
scribe for Il for in this
aa4ocatng Democracy me eolored
The broad ax., 1901-03-09
WANTED.

The Broad Ak desires to engage the
services Of one or two popular young
women as collectors, subscription and
advertising solicitors. Good salary
paid to active workers. CAN or address
JULIUS F. TAYLOR, 5O4O Armour
avenue
The Princeton union., 1901-10-03

lookup to release Ray, who did not
appear much surprised over the an
nouncement of the sudden termination
of the cases. He commenced picking
up his personal effects and got ready
to enjoy liberty again. The prisoners
while not being convicted were incar-
cerated almost a year, in the Hennepin
county jail.
With these cases disposed of, and
there being no further business before
the court, it was adjourned sine die.
The Princeton union., 1901-10-03
Forty Million Feet.

The big drives from the country
north of Brainerd are all out, with the
exception of one or two, which will
probably be froze in on White Fish
Lake.
The season has been very good one
and the big logging firms are vey we'll
satisfied with the outcome.
The drives that have reached the
Mississippi river are designated as
follows:
The Eagle Lake, in which several
firms are interested, J. M. Quinn and
Bonness & Howe: There are included
in these drives 4O,00o,0OO feet of logs,
and this number is conside cred good
years run. = +
The logs that will be hung up for the
winter are. designated as the Nelson
Tenny and the Mud Brook-Little Pine
river drives, and the logs will probably
remain in White Fish Lake during the
winter.
In these two drives in the White
Fish Lake there are something like
100000 feet of logs These logs are
owned by different firms. Bonness &
Howe, of this city, have something
like 100000 feet in the Mud Brook
Little Pine river drive. -Brainerd
Tribune. =. Z : % .~ =. ~.~~ ~.
The Princeton union., 1901-10-03
Big Land Deal.

The Northern Pacific has closed a
deal for the sale of large block of
land in Pine county, part of the land
grant OF the St. Paul & Duluth road.
The purchaser was a syndicate repre-
sented in St. Paul by J. A. Newell, and
about two hundred thousand acres were
comprised: The price varied with the
land, ! but something like half million
dollars was the consideration, making
an average Of $3.50 per acre. 81
The Princeton union., 1901-10-03
More New Buildings.

Still more new Improvements for
Princeton in the way of new buildings
T. H. Galley has decided to make a
"touch down. in the field of building
and has let the contract
for the erection of two new buildings
on the corner south of the starch fac
tory, where he will put up brick
annex to the Young livery stable 40x6O,
and adjoining this he will also build a
blacksmith shop for Buck & Cravens,
26x60. Samuelson & Jaenicke have
the contract for the construction of the
new buildings, which will be COM
pleted in about two months. The new
buildings will make a great improve
ment on the corner. -,
The Princeton union., 1901-10-03
n GREENBUSH PIONEER.


and Ten--One of the Pioneers of this
Section.--Close of a Useful Life.
Joseph Jesmer, of Greenbush, who
suffered an appopleptic stroke last
Tuesday, mention of which was made
in the UNION last week, died at his
home last Friday at 2 A. NJ. He never
regained consciousness, the attack af-
fecting the whole system and proving
fatal in short time.
The funeral was held on Monday at
the Greenbush church at 1890 A. NJ.
and was attended by a large number of
relatives and friends. Rev. Father
Levings said mass, and the sermon was
preached by Rev. Father George, of
Pittsburg, Pa. The interment was in
Greenbush cemetery
Among the relatives from distance
who were present at the funeral were:
Joseph Jesmer, Jr., of Norway, Michi-
gan, A. D. Jesmer, of Park Rapids,
Minn., Miss Libbie Grow, of St. Paul,
Jos. Lafontisee, of St. Paul, brother of
Mr.. Jesmer's widow, and e. G. Wald-
hof, of North Branch, a son-in-law of
Mr.. Jesmer.
Joseph Jesmer was born in Franklin
county, New York, in 1881, when that
region was wilderness, and with the
other members Of the family assisted
his parents in clearing out habitation
in that then new country. Young
Jesmer left the farm when he became
a young man and went to boating on the
St. Lawrence river, which occupation
he followed until he became captain of
a boat. In 1867 in company with his
wife and six children his brothers A.
D. and n. E. Jesmer he started west,
landing in St. Paul and coming in the
fall Of the year to this section, and To-
eating in what is now Greenbush.
Then the region was wilderness of
dense timber, and they hewed out a
cabin Of logs for their future home.
His two brothers were not married,
and the three brothers, after purchas-
ing a sack of -four, had 81. IS between
them. A. D. Jesmer remained with
Joseph while the other brother. now
the prosperous merchant of Princeton,
came to the frontier logging camp and
worked for VIM. F. Dunham for some
time. Joseph and A. D. remained in
Greenbush. where Joseph Jesmer re-
sided until his death. His first wife
was Mary Ann Robideaux, whom he
married before coming west. She
bore him fourteen children, ten of
whom are now living. His wife died
nine years ago, and seven years ago he
married Rosa Mallotte, (widow) of St.
Lawrence county, New York, who sur
wives him.
Besides N. E. Jesmer, of Princeton,
there is another brother, Moses, who
lives in Denver. A few years ago A.
D. Jesmer moved to Park Rapids,
Minn., where he now resides. There
are three sisters living, Mrs. Peter
Rpbideaux, Mrs. N. A. Grow, widow
both in Greenhush, and Mrs. Nina
Parsian, residing at Port Huron, Mich
Mr.. Jesmer was one of the most en-
terprising and progressive farmers Of
Greenbush, and during his long resi-
dence there always took great, interest
in the welfare of the town. He never
sought public honors, preferring to
perform his duty as a common but
faithful and loyal citizen. He belonged
to the class Of good, sturdy pioneers to
whose untiring energy the progressive
West owes great deal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

An exchange says that u fellow
looked through the Bible t. find a
scriptural text 10 justify him in
using tobacco and found ore pas
sage. II II found in the last chap
ter OF Revelations and l. the Sec
ond sentence OF the eleventh verse,
aud Wen bet some OF the old sin
ners who use tobacco will read
that verse within an hour after
reading this paragraph.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
HOME GOLD CURE,
An Ingenious Treatment by which
Drunkards are Being ured Daily
In Spite OF Themssises
No Nosious Doses. No Weakins OF
the Norves. pheasant and Posi-
tive Cure for the Liquor Habit.


u" now senef""S SHOWN "n' under
s'oou nat ''"hhrnnr-- IL a disease and not
"e'Nhrs'' a pody h'ird win poison. and
"''''s '"hP'r'eIy Shattered ny periodical
VT '""s'""' "s' "i in'oNiroiinK liquors.
requires 'h an''hole capable 81 ncuirali,lng
w" ''"u''''ihg TINS poison u destroying
" '''''nR Tor 'n'"N'eah's sufferers may
no" cure themselves nj nome without pub
n'''Y OF 'o's OF ''hr rom business ny this
""""'riu' ''ioine "o'd Cure which has
"'en ''''''oh an'r many years OF close
s'un! ~" treatment oi 'hcbfH'es' The
'''h,"' use according To directions OF ihis
""n"'r'"' uise"'cry u positively gnarnn-
'''u !" cure Tue most obstinate case no
""''cr no" nara a dr'nhor onr records
snow 'h' marvellous transformation OF thou
'N""' " 'lunAsfuS NJ" soorr' 'ndn-lrio'is
'"u "P''gh' men
wives Cure Your husbands Children
Cure 'oo' fa'heisN This remedy Is In
u" sense nostfnm hut IL u specific for this
'r'"s' ""'E' ana Is W sA''linlly devised
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
PASSENGERS, onl, on:Passcngcr Trains.
WEST BOUND.

Fast trains west pass Montgomery at li:sT
a. ~; ls'iI y. N :i:;ii y. m. $50 p. NJ; and
il:i =. ~; leaving II. Lonis at 800 q. ~;
Ola; u. nj s;i3 p. M; $50 =. N ;lOil5 p. IN
Fast mail east passes Montgomery at 1854
u. M, i.is n. M. liza .. M; 3:i3 p. M; 3:is
=. NJ; arriving Ia 81. Louis at 1850 II. M: 700
M; 800 II. M; $50 p. M; and G:i5 y M.
q, ". C%nrnahan,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

Know thy ncighbor rs thysclf should be II
maxim wrought with the full intent of pnr-
pose To every active work
thy NEidH ing Republican in the coun-
BOX ty. We would ask every
worker in the county To
learn his school district verbatim 50 that
when the central committee calls on YOU for
II report you will be able to give il correctly.
Many changes are being made in the county
and each day brings MS closer to victory.
To handle The situation well we must
know the exact status of affair in every
nook aud corner of the county by the first of
the year all even that must be corrected
and kept RIGHT up TO date. Let a1lof our
workers adopt this suggestion and much
good will come out of it.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

The assassination of President McKin-
ley Is the slddcst aud most dcplorablc event
in this epoch of American history. Ills adj
ministration will mark him MS the greatest
President we have ever had and to think of
the probability of leaving his grandest works
yet undone is beyond the compass of human
understanding. Surely the God he loved so
well will spare him to the people he loved
and served so long and permit him to finish
the work he has started.
From over the whole world comes the
heartfelt sorrow of all the people and in the
United States we are all one people mourn
ing the cowardly attack upon n great and
good man.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

Tho place to work the hardest * every
where but the energy aud the talent of our
waste places-places where there is a large
democratic majority must bc worked hard
and the prclininaries must be arranged be-
fore the campaign opens.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

Messrs. Burnham Sisk and
Frank Palmer, two of Montgom-
cry 'ity's bright young men we're
Middletown visitors last Sunday,
being drawn hither by two north
end young ladies', two OF the
towns handsomest and most csti-
mable girls.-Chips.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

Montgomery county is filling up with
new corners. most of whom are Republicans.
The same * true of seward other close
counties. Whenever oil wells or coal mines
or other industries spring up in Missouri the
Republican vote increases. Develop Mis-
souri's resources and Democracy will die Il
natural death.-Political Review. y
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

There are several home issues that the
Democracy will he called to answer. in the
county, when the proper time comes. No
man ar set of men will he abused but the
principals of good business management will
enter largely into the make up of the Re
publican ticket.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
Honest Politics. Honest Elections,
The Issue In Missouri.

Attorney A. w. Lafferty, speaking with
reference to the shooting of President Me-
kinley, makes the following
REMEDp FOR suggestion
ANA*e"F' ''Thc federal constitution
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

The farmers and the business men who
pay their taxes this year without Il good
crop to fall back on will have time to pom
der ON the S3,O00,00 . discrepancy in the
auditors reports.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

We cannot he too severe on that class of
people who are enemies to all that is rood
aud pure. Measures should
oN NARCh'' he taken to exclude all per-
sons, who are apostles OF
this false and cowardly doctrine from the
United States. No punishment is too SO.
we're to meet such attacks as have been mad,
lately. We hope soon to see stringent
measures adopted that will insure perfect
safety to every American Citizen, he his
station high or low.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
The TRIBUNE.
Published Every Friday
THE TRIBUNE PRINTING co.
\. Is. KEADLE. Managing Editor.

In most states in the Union people pre-
fer 70 Squander their own money but not so
in Missouri where trained men are elected To
do il.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13
The Democrat,
perate effort TO

The Democratic papers are making n des-
perate effort TO Justify the conversion of the
school fund of the State
"HfDhNd fHE into certificates of indebted
SHELLS ness ON which, according to
the terms of the notes, the
people OF the State are 10 pay ) and q
per cent interest for all time to come and
they at the same time are advocating the
adoption of the proposed constitutional
amendment intended to put the stamp of
constitutional appreciation upon their moon-
stitutional and illegal method of using a sa-
cred fund to make up u deficiency in State
revenues. The bald facts are that the
Democrats used up the money of the school
fund to meet State bonds that they could
not otherwise pay. because of their lax bust
ness methods, and have since boasted of
their successful payment of the State debt.
Now that the people know that the school
fund was used to pay these State bonds. and
the Democrats were so improyident in hand
ling the revenues rs to make il seem necessa-
~ to spenda sacred fund to protect the
credit of the state, the Democratic press
would write, of the transaction ms one in
tended To be of great benefit to the public
chools.--Political Review.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1901-09-13

~
now provides that treason
against the government shall CONSIST only in
levying war against it, or in adhering to its
enemies, giving them. aid and comfort.
Congress ut its next session should, and no
doubt will, propose an amendment to this
clause Of the constitution, making treason
able even an attempt on the life of the
President, and the death penalty will with
out doubt be prescribed for such an %offense.
The amendment should also make treason
able the acts of anarchists, or others. who
would attempt, or conspire, to injurc the
government by deeds of violence. and the
infection of the death penalty should be au-
thor zed in this latter class of cases in
the discretion of the jury trying the same.
Such an amendment would be promptly
ratified by every State in the Union.
Anarchism could then he effcctually wiped
out. The assassination of three Presidents
of the United States in n period of IS years
is certainly extraordinary aud the situation
demands that extraordinary precaution be
taken to prevent the recurrence of like Gu
lamities in the future. II is by no means
certain that Congress has not already the
power to deal with this class of ~offenses rs
crimes against the government, without de-
II ominating such acts rs treason, and tenn
porary Legislation at least may he passed
along this line. Congress will he equal to
the emergency.
''The great anxiety of the American pu b.
lie as to the recovery of President McKin-
ley shows how universally and unrescrved-
ly he is loved by the people. And it is no
wonder that this is the ease. President
Mckinley represents the highest type of
American citizenship. While massuming.
and possessing many domestic inclinations,
a greater statesman and leader. has never
filed the Presidential chair. Only Il few
weeks ago Senator Vest, in speaking of
some Of the greatest national leaders of the
past, said that none of them were superior
to President Mckinley. This is II remark
able tribute to he paid to a party leader dur
ing his lifetime, by II member of the oppos-
ing party, but it is deserved. The private
life of Mrs. Mckinley like that of the Presi-
dent is simplicity itself, and she shares with
him the affections of the people.
"One of the effects of Czolgosz's bullet
will he the stamping out of anarchy in the
United States. That it may not prove fatal
to the President, is the earnest prayer of the
American people, in which they are joined
by many foreign nations"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1901-05-31
SAW HIS SWEETHEART
And the Old Man Took a Crack At
Him With a Pistol.

Young pr. Primer, of Viewers
Store, Tenn, has for sometime been
in love with Miss Sartin, daughter
Of the merchant at that place. Mr..
Sartin has locked with disfavor up-
on the love AFFAIR and has been try
ing to break it up but without sue
cess.
Recently he notified DIR. Primer
that his attentions must cease or
there would be trouble. But love
laughs at angry parents as well as
locksmiths and he held another meet
ing with his sweetheart, despite the
threats of the old man. Then they
met Wednesday and sure enough
Papa .Sartin produced a weapon
and'attempted to give the doctor a
Job OF picking bullets out OF his own
body. One shot was fired, but the
aim was not ''Sartin" and the ball
went wild. Before the irate parent
could shoot again, bystanders in
terfered and stopped him.