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Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1901-09-27

Mrs. McClintick, who formerly resid-
ed here, returned to this place last Sat'
urday.
DIR. A. Howe, the Boise eye special
list, was in the city last week and part
of this.
DR.. A. Cooper was over from Grange
vile last Tuesday on business with DR..
Turner.
Atty. D.. Worth passed through here
on his way from Lewiston to Grange
vile Tuesday.
Sheriff Dixon and J.. Vinyard came
over from Grangaville Monday and re-
turned Tuesday.
Goldstone's new ad. this week is very
interesting TO prospective buyers.
Don't overlook it.
Miss Hattie Kessler, of Cottonwood,
is here this week visiting her old school
frierd Inez Shawles .-Nezperce nsrahi.
f. T.. Travis, agent OF the Northern
Pacific and the stage company at
Grahgeville. was In the city on business
Tuesday.
It is rumored about town that the
authorities this week arrested large
number of gamblers and beotleggers at
Nezperce and kamiah. Nothing deti-
mite could be ieAfned but il il said that
the total number OF srrestt is larger
than fifty.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1901-09-27
:. LOCAL NEWS


Czolgocz is pronounced "Sholgosh,"
rharles Gwyn, formerly of this place,
tpfned here Wednesday.
Nason's porcelain top fruit jars, all
led. W. l.. Brown,
A marriage license has been issued to
n. Trautman and Annie Haensr,
'Ih of Greencreek.
Iessrs. M. g. MCGUIRE, Aiehlmayr
% Duclos made a business trip TO
Monday.
Two representatives of the Lewiston
ercantile Co, were registered at the
Albert Wednesday.
Hhis hind Of weather is suggestive of
il question "What have YOU done
ID your summers wages1"
9 NJ, wolbert and family and Chas,
lily went down to the Salmon last
1nday on fishing excsirsion.
ladies, see Browns new ad. II you
e interested in purchasing first class
.derwear at a reasonable price.
Dur Subscription list has increased
|ery week since we have been here and
yer before In history has q Cotton4
Bod paper enjoyed the large circula-
bn possessed by the OHRoSIcLx.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1901-09-27
All kinds 81 lptoaate job work done
at the CnRoSIcLE office.

WANTED-sEvERAI. PERSONS Of
character and good reputation in each
state Zone in this county requifed) TO
represent and advertise atd established
wealthy BUSINESS house Of solid hnan-
cial standing. Salary $500 weekly
with expenses additional, all payable in
cash each Wednesday direct from head
offices. Horse and carriage furnished.
when necessary. References. Enclose
self-addressed stamped envelope. Man.
ager, 3i6 Caxten Building, Chicago.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1901-09-27
GOOD NEWS.
u

Occidental Balm cures catarfh, piles,
Group, colds, coughs. stomach trouble
and lung or throat troubles. Also DIR.
Stephens Celebrated Rheumatic Lini-
ment for rheumatism and neuralgia.
Kor sale by Mrs. Riley Dixon, Cotton.
weed, Idaho,
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1901-09-27
FOR SALE.

A store building In Cottonwood, size
24x60, shelving throughout, handily ar
ranged inside and fine location. Call
on OF address S. ], Peterson, Cotton
wood. Idaho.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
1eAAtor MasoA.s Thrift.

IT Was standing in the lobby Of the
Auditorium IA Chicago remarked
ex-Congressman =. j. Somers over in
the Planknton lobby recently, talk
ing with Senator William +. Mason,
of Illinois. when a trampish-looking
fellow came rushing in, and, address
ing him. said:
"'Billy. lend me ten dollars; / have
. chance to make three dollars in Is
minutes
BILLY went down in his trousers,
fished out a two-dollar bill and n one
dollar note, and passed them over to
the man.
"T want ten dollars to make the
DEAL remarked the man as he
stretched forth his hand for addi-
tional financial aid
"'You said you could make three
dollars, didn't your
"'Yes.'
"'Well, you've made three dollars.
and I'm seven dollars ahead. See!'
"The man saw the point and regret
fully Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
RELATING TO ANIMALS.

Bees eat 20 pounds Of honey in max.
fng one pound Of wax.
The common wasp will destroy so
to 100 flies day. .rI ,s'r
There are about 100000 cats in the
United Kingdom 'rt
The founder lays 100000 eggs q
year, the turbot l2,090,GO0
It is estimated that one crow will de-
stroy 100000 insects every year. .ol
The temperature of q live oyster is
So degrees; that of a man, 90 degrees.
A camel can carry 400 pounds weight
40 miles day, and work from the age
of five to thirty years. An OK cannot
carry more than 200 pounds on his
back, nor travel over "a miles day.
. 1t is said that there were at least
100000 mustangs scattered over the
plains of Arizona, New Mexico and
Texas. ten years ago and that now
nearly all of them are gone. a few
were caight and kept by the Indians
in their reservations, but the wild
horse, in his natural state, is practical
ly extinct
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
MAYD0LE'S HAMMER.
NsnsonS Plaster 10 PAINS MASTERY

When Mnydole was told that he made "a
pretty good hammer" he said, mo, don't
make . pretty good hammer mako the
BEST hammer that ever vas made"
Every carpenter who saw Maydole ham.
mer wanted one. II was Of the best ma
terial, perfectly balanced, and the head
never few OF. Hammers were divided into
two classes- Maydole's; I'd, all the rest.
Plastsrs arc separated by the Same line
Of cleavage; LIST, Benson's Porous Plaster ;
I'd, ell the rest, When. for rheumatic pain,
. ssld, . cough, kidney trouble or any
other disease or ailment that may be treated
sxtsrnally. you ask for a plaster. any hon
ct, reputable druggist will give you Ben
sons. He knosos 1t Is incomparably the
best, and he assumes that you know Il too.
A the name Of Aaydole stood for hammer
the name of Benson stands for plasters-
The "rsal thing." All the medicinal potsn-
ciss that are valuable in Q plaster arc In
Belsoa's. Capsicum, Strengthening and
Bslladonna plastsrs arc out Of date. 40.
An army Of physicians and druggists, and
millions Of the people, have written Of
Benson's Plssters as remedy to betrustsd.
Bsnsou's Plssters have ffty-Avs McAssl
esesrdA Accept no substitute. sd ~ 80
For sale BY al druggists, or We VIII pss.
pay postage on any number ordered In The
Ouited States, on receipt Of 25e. each.
6eabury b Johnson, Mfg. Chemists. NJ.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
English Royal Insignia.

The secretary for war has notified
to the army that the king has Sc
lected and approved the royal cipher
to be worn on badges, buttons and
other devices throughout the service
wherever the royal cipher is at pres.
ent borne. The cipher consists OF
"E" and "R" impaled with "VII." in.
serted in the lower loop Of the "E,' VI
the whole surmounted by crown,
and the design has been made plain
with ut folia,ion, at his majesty's ex
press wish. No deviation from 1t
whatever will be permitted, and no
device or ornament will be placed
above or upon it. The crown now to
be adopted and to become the sealed
pattern for the army is the Tudor
Henry VII" crown, stated to have
been chosen and always used by
Queen Victoria personally; and all
other patterns are to be abolished
London Globe. ......... r,..r
~
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

The cream of squirrel hunting is
enjoyed by any man who uses light
rife of small caliber and medium
power. The ".22 long" as now
turned out by our leading makers is
an excellent weapon-in fact, the
best in the world for the purpose,
Though not of sufficient range to be
dangerous to people or stock at a
distance, it throws lead with surpris-
ing accuracy to the tops of the tall
est trees. Good rifle shots always
aim at the squirrels head, both to
add to the difficulty of the sport and
to avoid spelling meat. And be il
known that a squirrels head at a
range of 40 or so yards is no easy
mark. If reader doubt this, let him
go to the woods for n day, keep all
empty shells, and at the end of the
day let him try to make the dead
squirrels and the empty shells tally.
e. w. Sandys, in Outing.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
LORD CHARLES BEREsFoRp.
British Admiral Will Resign His Post
to ru,n Critic Of the Salisbury
t- Government.

Lord Charles Beresford, who, II IL
said, is about to resign his post as
commander of the Mediterranean sta
tion Of the British navy in order that
he may have a free hand to criticise
the governments naval and military
administration, is perhaps the ablest
sailor in Great Britain without any
exception. His record in that line is
something remarkable for born
peer. Lord Charles, although the
marquis of Waterford and the fourth
possessor Of that high title, has been
in the navy since he was 13 and has
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
WHAT HOME IS.

Home has q cool hand and a sof,
vol e-and sympathy.
Home is where you can speak you,
mind and criticise your employer.
Home is where you can pull of
your shoes and put on your slippers
Home has a quiet rest for the tired
head, and home is where you cur
cry. out your heartweariness.
Home is where you can shove the
days burdens into the hall closet and
hold yourself straight and free once
more. ...... .. d..
A home is a responsibility, but not
any more so now than in the time OF
our fathers. No man or woman
worthy of the name will shirk re.
sponsibility that means the welfare
Of our country. 1t is that response
, bility that makes sturdy citizens and
selects great men to rule us.
Home is earth's Eden to those who
wish, it. to be so and will strive to
make it so. A little more. thought.
fulness, q little less seliishness; lit.
tie of self.abnegation and a good
deal of sentiment; much of imagina'
tion and great lot of lovableness;
an ideal to grow to and enough prac-
ticability to keep things moving
smoothly: such constitute the haven
that most of us look forward to and
that some of us reach.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

DIR. Greenc's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy has cured thousands OF just
such men. 1t is the reinforcement Nature
needs to put you on your feet.
Mr.. II. NJ. Levy, 100 Mulberry St., Ntwark,
N. J. says:
81 suffered for six years with terrible racking
pains In my back and chest, and was so nervous
that could not attend to business from loss Of
sleep and appetite 30 that it almost set me In.
sane.
"At last was told to try that famous medicine,
DR.. Oreene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy,
and after taking not quite two bottles l found
myself perfectly well. Since taking Nervura
have gained nearly 30 lbs. have only praise
for this wonderful remedy. DIR. Greene's Ner.
vura, and do all In my power to recommend II to
my friends. ] have told several customers OF Il
and they have tried 1t with beneficial results"
Think what cure means to you Try to real
ize how happy you would be with the old
strength restored. DIR. Greene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy will bring you
health as it has to all who rely upon 1t. Start
using 1t today. You'll be different man in
week. Free counsel Is gwen by DR.. Greene at
l0l Fifth Ave-, New York City. Call or write.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

II have used Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy
and find it to be q great medicine, "
sas NJ r. Z. S. Phirps. of PO't al !,
Ark ut cured ne of bloody fux.
I cannot speak too highly Of it,"
This remedy always wins the good
opinion, of not praise. of those who
use it. The quick cures which it
effects even in the most severe cases
make it favOrlte everywhere. For
sale by Middleburg Drug Store.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
becoming Very Proficient.

"Harry is improving in his art
work, don't you think?" she asked
with maternal pride. 81 think he
draws remarkably we'll"
"Draws well!" calculated the old
gentleman. "Improving! Well
rather. When he first began his art
studies he used to draw for $25 or
$50 occasionally, and now he never
thinks of drawing for less than $500,
and he keeps me busy honoring the
dvafts. Post.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
WHAT WOMEN LIKE IN MEN.
Chief Graces Are to He Attentlve anA
Appear Well When in
Society.

= casual everyday accomplish.
'iients Bra man have much to do
with women's liking; and first of oil
comes savior faire. says a writer in
the Cosmopolitan. He may or may
not be what is rather vulgarly de-
scribed as "a society man." yet he
must understand and be familiar
with the myriad little usages that
form society's unwritten law. To be
ut ease in any set, to be equal to
emergencies, to carry off an awkward
situation with urbanity and perfect
self-possession-this faculty wins un-
stinted admiration from woman.
And then there are the things that
60 with this knowledge Of the prop
er thing to do, the little courtesies,
the delicate and tactful attentions
that mean anything and nothing, the
ability to order a dinner properly, to
make things go off smoothly, to car
ry out plan without blunder or q
jar. the carriage ready at the proper
moment, the flowers specially ar
ranged, the right seats at the the
ater, everything foreseen, every pos
sible occurrence provided for, every
want anticipated, every contretemps
avoided.
These are all unimportant in them
selves, yet in the mass they never
fail to create a strong impression in
q woman; for q woman hates
blunders and will trust q man in
great things if she sets that he has
a genius for making small things 60
of well. l
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Spear Points.


. Meditation ix:to prayer what study
i to learning. H.
Where God is least wanted Is where
He Is most needed. .,
The heavier sins fettsr the more
some boast Of their freedom.
II life Is . day-dream death will be
. terrible night Of reality. ,. 81. Z.
Life IL to be messured BY its outflow
rather than by its income.
Liberty is the law Of life and law the
preserver Of liberty.
The man Of bitter thoughts will not
be likely to live sweet life. -.4r.. h.
The name Of Jesus is the one lever
that lifts the world. ...- ..,. ".-
Our faith in Gods promises oft de-
pends on our faithfulness to His pre-.
cepts.
The awfulness Of sin is realized when
we contemplate what one sin would
have been in Christ.-Ram's Horn.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Did You Know rhis

Do you know that n neglected cough or cold
leads to consumption More people die from
the eYec,s OF catching cold than from any other
known cause There is one remedy, and r..
membe IL only costs twenty-five cents,
that mas proven safe, unfaling cure for
Your irugg st has it or will get IL for you IL
heals and strengthens the breathing PASSAGES.
when nothing else you take seems to do you
good had better get u bottle to-day and read
the testimonals;on the wrapper.
Have You Worms
.ro vou or,1I,D'qg ,tin and sickly, -gM',,Ty-
casionally feel n hollow sensation In the pit
-sy--s. s.>.....~L, r..e- dis.~.ss III yS".
bowels? DO you get easily vexed. nervous or
Egdety? Probably you are nourishing some
stomach worms, lengthy tape worm. or else
q thousand pin worms that are devitalizing
your entire system. You can eIpel them by
taking Mothers Worm Syrup. Nothing else IL
so effective.
Better Health.
Better health always follows q use OF MeI'-
90. DcN' pilis simplv hecaose they cleanse the
system ot sickening and effete matter 80 tho
constipa when Mexican Root Pills only cost
twenty-five cents u box.
The Best Pain Cure
Is one that is absolutely .nSfamps and collie, or
laken Internally viii reduce swelings and sub.
"pppSin Gooch's Quick Relief does this and
only twenty-five ceEts.
Want TO he Pretty:
Then purify your blooI by LaKing Gooch's 8
Sarsaparilla the best OF all blood medicines
Pine.Ine Cures piles.
Money refunded II ever fails,
ANri-AGuE cures Chilis aud Fever,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Life-saving Lessons.

The New Zealand government has
decided that swimming and lifc-sav.
ing shall be taught in all its schools
The Life Saving society's method hav.
ing been adopted, 1000 hand books
and charts have been sent by order OF
the government for the use of school.
masters. The hand book, in which
the course Of instruction is fully set
forth for the use Of classes, schools,
and individuals, has also been trans.
lated into Swedish and Italian.-Lon-
don Nail.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

To remove q troublesome corn @
bunion: First soak the corn
bunion in warm water to soften il
then pare it down ss closely as POI
sible without rawing blood and az
ply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twic
daily; rubbing vigorously for fiy
minutes at each application. A col
plaster should be worn 70 q fe'
days. to protect it from the shot
AZ o general liniment for spain'
bruises, lameness and rheumatism
Pam Balm is unequaled. For sal
by Aiddleburg Drug Store.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

BY sending 13 miles VIM. S Trey,
Of Walton Furnace, VT. got a box OF
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. that wholly
cured a horrible Fever Sore on his
leg. Nothing else could. Positively
cures Bruises, Felons. Ulcers, Erup-
tiOns, Boils, Burns, Corns and Piles.
Only 25c. Guar nteed by the Mid
dleburg Drug Store, Graybill, Gar
man & Co., Richfield, Pa, and DR..
J. w. Sau psell. Pepnscreek, Pa.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

the Government)
worked his way up by sheer merit
He has received the gold medal OF
the Royal Humane society and the
Liverpool Shipwreck and Humane so.
ciety for having on three occasions
jumped overheard to save lives at sea.
On one of these his pockets were
filled with cartridges. He distin-
guished himself at the bombardment
of Alexandria in 1882, July II, when
he was in command of the gunboat
Condor. He ran his vessel right un.
der the guns of the fort and en-
gagged them. He likewise assisted the
ironclad Temeraire off the shore,
where it had struck. Later he helped
the khedive to get away and com.
manded the American and British
marines who policed the town after
the bombardmeHt. In 1898 and 1899
Lord Charles Beresford made tour
of the east in the interest of the
world-trade in China, and on his re-
turn passed through the United
Sattes, where he was given many
fattering receptions in the principal
cities en- route. He belongs to the
oldest and best Norman nobility Of
England. 1|.. .'t.ss. ...f q.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

Murderers Escape Too Frequently
The number Of deaths from mur-
derous violence is much smaller in
proportion to population in England
than in the United States. But in
the older country the taking OF hui
man life without warrant of law is
adequately punished in most in
stances. In the newer country fh'
,;s+ 10 bom;cides eyer-- ..ar Is ap-
su,H s VI ,.l,, .He legal penalty for
p".ef pN.uef is exacted in so few cases
that it does not appear to have an ef-
feet sufficiently deterrent to those
who are inclined to KILN. Y. .Trih
une.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Ears Mean Nothing.

A book on the ears as an index of
character having been published by
an English author, learned reviewer
mentions his own elaborate study Of
the ears of more than 10000 people,
including 800 criminals and 1000 in
sane persons, besides those Of 800
apes. He was forced to the conclu-
sion that the ears gave no clew to per-
sonAl traits.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

Mr.. IL. III. Black, the well kno,
village blacksmith at Grahamsyi
Sullivan Co., N. Y, says: ''Uur lit
sun. FIVE ) ears old, has always I'd
subject to Group, and 60 bad by
the attacks been that We hav efe!
ed many times that i've would q
We have had the doctor and mi
medicines, but Chamherls;n's CoI
Remedy now our sole reliance.
seems to dissolve the tough nut
and by giving frequent dose wi
the croupy symptoms appear
have found that the dreaded crl
is cured before it gets settld
There is no danger in givin this
medy for it contains no opium
other Injurious drug and mad
given as confidently to a babe q
an adult. For sale by MiddleH
Drug Store. ,ru{f nn3E
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
ASLEEP AMID PLANES.

Breaking into blazing home,
some firemen lately dragged the
sleeping inmates from dea th Fapci
ed security. and death ner. Its
that wav when you negle ect coughs
and colde. Don't do it. DR. King's
New Discovery for Consu mption
gives perfect protection against al
Throat, Chest and Lung Troubles
Keep it near, and avoid suffering,
death. and doctors bills. A tea.
spoonful stops a late cough, p ersis
tent use the moststubborn. Harm.
less and nice tasting, it's guar snteed
to satisfy by the Middleburg DRUG
Co.. aybill. Garman 4 Co., Rich.
field, Pa, and DIR. j. w. Sampsell
Pennscreek, Pa.
Price Soc and $1.O0 Trial bottles.
free. 1'tsc .'. Ir-s
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28

Mr. Arthur Maule general merchant), of Niles
town, Middlesex Co., Ontario. "A year ago. af.
ter had been taken sick with severe attack,
began taking your Golden Medical Discovery
I rapidly recovered from the attack and felt no
more Of 1t that fall. This season I began taking
the Discovery In August, and have SO far been
perfectly we'll. can go out in all kinds o.
weather aud not feel the bronchial trouble at
such complaints to give DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery a fair trial and am con-
WINGED that good results will be obtained.r
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, paper.bound, is sent free on re-
ceipt of 81 one-cent stamps, to pay ex-
pense of mailing only. or 81 stamps for
the book in cloth binding. Address DR..
r. v. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Ike oia lGarriea FOX,

Like Ola Married Felix's.
'Now," remarked the bride, Is tn
departed on the wedding tour, 81
us sct 20 thst no one will know
have Just been married"
"All right" responded the groo4
"just lug this valise. ."-Philsdelpa
Record.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
The Human Heart.

God stirs the human heart to Its high
est feelings and nerves the hand to its
greatest deeds by love, love for ALL
which answers in the moral and social
realm to gravity in the physical and
binds all the world together.-Rev. DR..
Babbitt.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Trolley Express Service.

e-Ts. .sAllesr c-fnl,--1 sryins par
cells are now run by the Metropolitan
company over the streets of New
York. Their route is from the Bat
terry to Fordham, and the cars are in
motion day and night. The trolley
express service is expected to revolu-
tionize parcel collection and delivery
in the city.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
Eleven-Thousand Ton Ship.

A Massachusetts, company is build
ing a seven-masted schooner 3o5 feet
long, drawing 26 feet and with dis
placement Of 11.6OO tons. approaching
in freight capacity the largest ocean
steamer. Though sailing vessel.
she will be steered and heated by
steam and lighted by electricity.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-11-28
A Telephone Joke.

First Telephone Girl (passing tn
regular morning joke over the wire Il
the nearest "Central')-Halloo, Cen
trail. Say, two men went into res
taurant and ate spring chicken
What call is that?
Central" Girl-Give it up.
"Why, 2-s-1-Spring."-N. Y. Times.