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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
The Buffalo Exposition Did Not Pay

Buffalo, n. Y, Oct. 24.-The Pam
American exposition has not paid.
The second mortgage bondholders,
stockholders and contractors are left
out in the cold and if the fair does not
average $4,000 a day profit from now
until the close there may be default
on the part of the first mortgage
bond payment.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26

Buffalo, N. Y, Oct. 23.-The board
of directors of the Pan-American ex-
position yesterday afternoon adopted
a resolution that at midnight of No
vember the lights of the electric
tower and other lights used in the il
Elimination will be finally turned off
and the exposition closed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
Staggering Loss to one Bank.

Lowell, Mass, Oct. 22-The direct
ors of the Merchants national bank
have announced that the deficiency in
the funds of the bank, resulting from
the defalcations of Teller Smith and
Bookkeeper Swift, is $115, OOG.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
Gives Sotaries Bie Powers.

Columbus, O., Oct. 24.-The supreme
court has decided that a notary pub
lie has power to punish for contempt
a witness who refuses to furnish the
testimony material to case in court
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
one Way to Restore order.

in dispatch from Swallow (China)
that 40 rebels have been executed
and that order has been restored in
the Hsing-Ning district.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
To Resign Next june.

Los Angeles, Cal, Oct. 24.-Lieut.
Gov. Northcott, of Illinois, has an
nounced that he has resigned as head
consul of the Modern Woodmen of
America, to take effect June IS, 1902.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
"a Thoroughbred.

Shells it true, dear, that when you
proposed to me you didn't know wheth-
er I was worth a penny?
He-Absolutely But I always was
willing to take hances.-Estroi Free
Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
Washburn's New President.

Topeka, Kan, Oct. 23.-Prof. G. A.
Gates, of Cheyenne, Wyo., until re-
Gently president of Iowa college, has
been elected president of Washburn
college.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-10-26
james H. woods, of Lawton, Not Dead.

Lawton, Ok, Oct. 24.-James H.
Woods, who drew lot No. 1 at the
Lawton drawing, is dangerously i'll
with typhoid fever at his home. Yes
terday his condition was slightly inn
proved. 1t was reported last Monday
that he had died
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
a ChrUll CHECK SWiNOLE.
Trick by Which One Firm Got Dollar,
Without Selling Shirt Waists.

Trick by Which One Firm Got DolIarA
Without Selling Shirt Waists.
New York Sun: That there is 10 end
to the ways of imposing upon the sur
fering New York public was Illustrated
by lie failure of a small store recently.
The newly appointed receiver was SUI
rrisel by having many women como TO
hi; office with credit checks. These
checks We're for small amounts, rang
ing from 81 to $40. AT first the receiver
couldn't understand 1t, but upon inves-
litigation he learned the details of q
pretty system of fleccing.
The firm, it seems, had made a spe-
cialty Of silk and cotton shirt waists.
These We're, with few exceptions,
~shapeiess. ill-fitting garments. and
when the unfortunate women shoppers
got home with their purchases and put
them on they We're disguised to find
that the bargain-sale waists We're bag
gy and puckery and altogether so poor
ily fashioned that it would be next to
impossible to make them fit even by a
complete ripping up and remaking.
Such being the conditions they invaria-
bly, took the goods back and demanded
other waists or their money. It was
contrary to the principles of the firm
to refund money, and us they seldom
had waists more becoming either in
style or shape than the ones returned
they were driven 10 the extremity of
credit checks.
wv will get in a new supply of
waists in a few days." was the suavc
assurance of the manager and his we'll
/ trained assistants. Your check will
be good at any time, and when we re-
plenish u stock you a select a
waist that suits you"
But the new stock never arrived, and
in spite of the good dollars received
from deluded customers without de-
creasing their capital of waists, the
firm became insolvent and then the
women began to come with credit
checks. So far the receiver has been
unable to compensate them for Their
loss through the swindle, which, in its
way, was rather neat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
wander,ngs of a Cut Glass Bowl.

louisville Courier-Journal: A cut glass
bowl which occupies a place on the side
has a long history. 1t has had numerous
owners since the day before Christmas,
and was among the Christmas gifts OF
three different women. 1t was purchased
at 4 fashionable china store by a society
woman for one of her friends. In its de-
livery the bowl was Clipped on one side,
but the defect was not plainly noticeable,
so it was sent with the best wishes of the
donor for a merry Christmas for the re-
cipient.. 1t was ornamented with a little
sprig of holly. The woman who received
it had several bowls among her gifts, so
she wrapped 1t up in tissue paper, tied II
her friends. This woman was also over
stocked with cut glass bowls, so she
thought the last one she had received
would be a nice gift for one of her friends,
chaser of the bowl. She dropped her card
into the bowl. wrapped 1t carefully in Il
pretttly decorated pasteboard box, and,
tleing miStletoe on the top, sent the house
her sincere wishes for a happy Christ
mas and n joyous New Year"
The friend discovered the chip on the
bowl, but she thought 1t had met with the
were so careless during the Christmas
rush.
But the next day the little son OF the
original purchaser of the bow went to
woman who had first received the bow
as a gift. He told about mother getting
so many bowls for Christmas that she
gave one that was Clipped to Mrs. -
Mrs. --s son returned home and told
his mother about how many cut glass
bowls Willie's ann had got, and how
She had given the one that had been
The mystery of the Clipped bowl was
then us clear as a beautiful spring day.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

tiger when we drove past the house,
and back still without a sign of Joe.
Get out of this cart and so and ring
the bell" she said fiercely. THE
er We get inside that house the better.
Make haste, please"
hammered at that door and hung
on to that bell till I woke all the
echoes of That dead-alive suburb. No
one came. There was not a sign of life
within. Presently the police came up,
and theNgeneral, who had been cruis-
ing about on his bicycle, Joined miss
outside. They all stopped there, talk
Ing to her a bit, and l Judge they We're
hesitating to act, arguing 1t out With
the general, who was very fierce and
short and sharp, but doing little good
til missy took up the running. But
she soon sent them flying in after me
and came with them. One. of the con-
stables ran around to the back, where
he found a strip of garden with a low
| wall. He was over that like a flash
and in through the scullery window.
Enchanting the fros. door. Then we all
trooped into the entry n ran through
the house, some high, some low, but
none of us finding anything. There
was not a scrap of furniture nor the
signs Of any occupancy that we could
see.
But miss, she also hunted. hallooing
on h collie. dog with u go look,
Roy" worry, worry, worry. which
drove the beast nearly mad. He hunted
and quested through the house with
a short, swapping bark, as il he was
rounding up a sheepfold, and It was
he, marvellous animal, who led us into
the basement. into a sort of cellar be-
tween the front parlor n the kitch-
en-. Here he raced round and round
like a thing possessed, yelping furious
~. The place was all black darkness.
No windows, not q CLINT of daylight.
But some one struck a match n lit
q bullseye, and we could make out
what there was there. One big, long
table, a kitchen table, with seats on
each side. and at the end a strange
thing that told its own story.
Continued Next Week.)
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Got the Clothes, Though.

Buffalo Inquirer: An ambitious citi-
zen of Pennsylvania who rather indis-
creetly had set himself up us a cam
Gidate for some political office after
the election was found to have re-
reived but one vote. The candidates
modification was extreme. and to in
crease his chagrin all his neighbors
had talked as if it We're "a matter of
curse that he had cast that one ballot
himself. This annoyed him so much
that he finally offered a suit of clothes,
to be worth not less than $50, to the
lone voter If he would declare himself.
A Dutchnan responded to this appeal,
proved his claim and called for the re-
ward.
"How did it happen that you voted
for me?"
"Ef l told you, you don't go back on
den clo'es?"
"oh, no; you shall have the clothes
anyhow"
well, den, / dels you. I make a mis-
take In de teecket."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
THE DUTY OF MOTHERS.

-- ~ HrEI EasEEnHL#
What suffering frequently results
from a mothers ignorance; or moro
frequently from a mothers neglect to
properly instruct her daughter'l
Tradition says woman must sut-
fer and young One arc SO taught.
There is u little truth and a great deal
Of exaggeration in this. If q young
woman suffers severely she needs
treatment, and her mother should see
that she gets it.
Many mothers hesitate to take their
daughters to q physician for examina-
tion but no mother need hesitate to
Write fresiy aDrut her daughter OF
herself to Mrs. Pinkharn and securs
the most efficient advice withou.
charge. Mrs. Pinkham's address i
Lynn, Mass.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
WHlTTlER's CAT lLL-TREATED.
Toms Health Declining Since an Eneoun,

Toms Health Declining Since an EnCOun-
ter With Souvenir Hunters.
New York SUM-: Amesbury, Mass
The health of Whittier's cat Tom. who
was the poets constant companion In
the last few years of his life, has lately
association. Toms decline is attrib-
uted in part to his age, which can only
be guessed at, but there are also other
causes.
Until last summer TOMS life was
one of luxuriant ease. On the death
of the poet the house in Amesbury,
which a been his home since 1882,
passed into the hands of his niece. Mrs.
S. T. Pickard, of Boston. and with the
house went Tom. Then when the
women of Amesbury formed an asso-
citation with the object of keeping the
house open to those who cherished the
poets memory Ton came under their
care. In these different changes his
habits We're not disturbed.
Toms decline in health and spirits
began last summe One day a large
party of visitors arrived from Boston.
They were mostly school teachers, and
every part of the house was visited by
them. Several attempts were made by
them to get souvenirs, and the care
taker had to watch them vigilantly.
While she was thus occupied In the
house she heard a scream of anguish
from Ton in the garden. Looking out
she saw that two souvenir hunters had
seized o and were plucking quanti-
ties of fur from his skin. The house,
keeper went to the rescue and learned
that the visitors were in search of SOU
yenirs.
Ever since this episode Tom has beer
a changed cat. He nc longer holds his
head up in the way he did once, and
he has h appearance of having 4 fit
of the blues. Because OF his age this
is looked upon as a bad sign, and the
members of the Whittier Home asso-
citation are very much afraid that be-
| fore lon- thnN VIII lose the cat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
PRESIDENT OF PRESIDENTS.
a Dis inxuishsd Lady, 1naeca, 1. Mrs

A Dis inxuished Lady, Inieca, Is Mrs.
Mary Il. Poo.e, of Whiting, Ind.
Whiting, Ind, Feb. 4, 10D1.-(Spe.
cial)-The presidents of the Ladies OF
the Grand Army of the Republic have
AN association composed exclusively of
the presidents of the different State
associations. This Presidents .Associa-
ton chooses Il president, and to this
very high and distinguished position
Mrs. Mary L. Poole of this place has
been elected. Mrs. Poole is thorough
ly deserving of this great honor. Her
devotion to the interests of the associa-
ton Is very marked. aud her expert
cnce with the old soldiers Of the &. A.
X. is wide. Mrs. Poole is never slow
to take advantage of anything that
may benefit the veterans, and her zeal
has resulted in much that is good 10
these grand old men. She writes of her
experiences: "HOnor to whom honor
Is due, and having seen the numerous
cures effected through the use Of
Dodd's Kidney Pills, | gladly endorse
them as being particularly effective to
cure that dreaded disease OF SO many
OF Il old soldiers, Brlght's Disease,
II Kidney Disorders of different
kinds. Kidney Disease soon polsons
the entire system. and as II result the
vital organs are attacked, and | have
found that no remedy so surely, com
plntely and quickly finds the weak spot
and heals it as Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Il have used them myself in slight
attacks of %blliousness and Indigestion,
AMI usually find that from three to
four PILLS do the work"
Such evidence from n lady Of SO
much distinction and experience should
convince any sufferer from Kidney
Trouble that Dodd's Kidney pills Is
the remedy that neve fails. soc a box,
six boxes for $3.50. Buy them from
your local druggist if you eau. If he
cnn't supply you. send to the Dolls
Medicine Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, Of South
Byron. Wis, mother of the young lady
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
Mrs. Pinkham inJanuary, 1899, saying
her daughter had suffered for two
years with irregular menstruntion--
had headache all the time, and paint
her side. feet swell, and was generally
miserable. Mrs. Pinkham promptly
replied with advice, and under date OF
March, 1899, the mother writes again
that Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cured her daughter OF all
pains and irregnlarity.
Nothing in the world equals Mra.
ssRilkaam's great medicine for regu-
aasing woman's peculiar monthly
tsonbles.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
How's This,

we offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of CataTrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Propr:etors.
Toledo. Ohio.
We. the undersigned. have known r.. j.
Cheney for the last fifteen yeats.and be-
l!eve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by their
firm.
West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists. To-
ledo,5O
Walding. Kinnan Il Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials cent
Irea, Price, I5c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Matrimonial Haru.ia.

Brooklyn Life: A customer Din the com
plete, department store)-I notice so many
couples taking the elevator for the thir-
iecnth floor. Why are
The ribbon cierk-They are taking adj
vantage OF the special offer In the matri-
monial department. Rev. Mr.. Splicer is
performing ceremonies today at half
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Reward.

1it-Rits: Young ladS-Give me one yard
of-wi.y. haven't l seen you beforc2
Shop assistant-Oh, Maud, can you have
forgotten me2 l saved our life at thu
seaside last summer.
Young lady (warmiy)-Why. of course
You did! You may give me two yards of
The ribbon. please.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
To much for Him.

Philadelphia Times. I'm never sur.
prlsed ut others doing it, but when a man
and a man newly married at that, gives
his wife q hard name it's too much 70
me"
What is it?" his better half inquired
eagerly.
Here's a Pole Just been married and
his name is DZoZstchwsky."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
A GOSPEL NAVY.


This Evangelical VIII Preach from Auto
mobiles Named for Our Warships.
Chicago News: A unique departure
in gospel wagon work is about to be
begun by j. d. Taylor, an evangelist.
He has organized the Gospel Automo-
bile Navy association and proposes to
cxpound the scriptures from miniature
battles3lips constructed on the automo-
bile plan. In these novel carriages he
and a staff will travel around the
country on their mission.
In the ircular which he Is send
ing broadcast throughout the country
he explains that the ships" are to
cost 5000 apiece. and he says there
J should be at least 100 In each state.
He proposes to build and name the
automobile navy after the navy of the
United States. The evangelists with
the fleet will be officers and men in full
uniform. according to their rank.
h measurement n plan of con-
struction of the ships will be as fol-
lows: Length of keel, Is feet 6 inches;
length Owe all, 20 feet; gun deck, 16
I inches; height from ground to hurri-
cane, 8 feet 6 inches; door in stern and
port side. also on both sides of pilot
house. Drop windows in pilot house
and in toilet room on starboard side.
Dead lights and port holes on both
sues, o FANCY iron railing all round
the hurricane deck. Ships to be painted
white. with proper scripture notices
on both sides. Figure head, a dove
with an olive branch In her mouth and
over 1t the words: The Messenger of
Peace"
The first ship will be named the gos-
Eel battleship Iowa, as the people OF
that state were the first to contribute
towards it's construction.
Each of the wagons will ha RIM nv
powerful gasoline engines and can
make from ten to twenty miles an
hour, according to the roads, and at a
cost of not to exceed s cents per hour.
Taylor says he will carry the gospel
into every hamlet. town I'M city, as
well as shops. factories and fields, in
every state.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Nights All Right.

Detroit Free Press: II never had
my day sighed the gentleman with
the suspicious clothes. However" he
added. titfully cheering up, II have
had several nights that We're peaches"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Judge: Jack Baohelor-So you have
named him after a vice president?
Ned N~ewpop-Yes: we want him to start
out in life totally unknown and make IL
namc for himself.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
He Didn't Notice.

Philadelphia Press: First burglar-How
many rooms wuz dey In dat house you
crlckeip
Second burglar-I dunno. / wuz only In.
tcrested in de haul.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
The Absent Ones.

were being recruited for the regular
army" said a western representative,
"'it was the custom to give them civil
lied names Down at Fort Apache
army officers We're recruiting Yumas
Apaches. A recruiting sergeant
was naming them. Finally a company
had been formed and the first sergeant,
the front and center to report his COM
pany to the commanding officer.
Company ID, sir; four privates
absent
Who are they?' asked the com
handing officer.
jay Gould, Cornelius Vanderbilt,
Joe Jefferson and Russell Sage. SIR
shouted the sergeant"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Why Not All?

Philadelphia Record: ~ Think said
the man who was growing bald, I'll have
d hair cut.
Why not have the whole dozen or so
cut!' inquired the funny barber.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Formal Innnirx Only.

Pick-AIe-up: Had a row over at your
house last night, didn't you,sold MANI"
oh, 10; not ut all, Why doEyou ask?"
Thought 1 heard a c~ommotion.t
"Ah. l sec. You heard my wife inuuir-
Ing why | came home so late. That was
all, | Il assure YOU
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
An Interloper.

Philadelphia Press: Old gentleman
s%liere, sir. how is it / catch you kissing
my daughter?
The lover-By sneaking in on US. sir.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

ElTc Permanently Cured. No nts or nervousness after
ftIO first days use OF Dir. Kline's Grcat Nerve Re.
etn,cr, send forF II -. A2 90 trial bottle and treatise.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Why It's n rnnrs.me.

V"v UUuEbe'Iues tg
Dorothy tafter asdrlve off into the pond)
some?n
Babbie-Why, that's easy. dear. IT'S a
case of force EN-" to get the men to
play With us, mean things!
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Detroit Journal: Editorial writer--But
what can we say? We don't know a
thing against Smith and his crowd.
Editor-Weil. we can at least refer to
them as Smith and others of his ilk!
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Disposinr of L.

Mrs. win.low'. SOOTHING srnur for Children
~teething, softcns tho gum 1, reduces .nnamma,ior
aliays pain, curos Wind cole. 2Sc q bottle.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not
spot. streak or give our goods an TN.
evenly dyed appearance.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we
ever used for an objections of the
throat and lungs.-NVilliam D. Ends
ley, Nan Enrsn, Ind, February II,
1900.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Uncle sam Aim.

Uncle Sam Aims
to buy the best of everything, which Is
why lie uses Cartcr's Ink. He knows
what's good.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

II your druggist cannot supply YOU, send
us fI.oo and we will express a large bottle
to you, all charges prepaid. BE sure and
give US your nearest express Office.
J.c. AVER Co, Lowell, Mass,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
Had II Lovely Tine.

Harpcr's Bazaar: Aunt Kate-Bessie, !
noticed you had company today. Did 20,
have Il pleasant time?
Bessie-Yes. anntie. At first / thought
should nave trouble. You see, three little
girls were here, and each wanted to pla.
II different game, but 1 settled 1t after {
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Aunt kate-Iow did you do 1t, dear?
Bessie-Well. you see, If I had played
what one wanted the other two would
have felt sighted. and that would not do
at all But ] settled 1t. l Just made them
play all the games l wanted. and SO VIC
had u lovely time.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money il itfails to cure.
b. w. Groves signature is o. each box. $50.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

Yes. my boy said the parent to his
son, who was leaving home. even
young trees must branch out for them
| selves S56
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09

The Mormon church In politics is thu
leading question of interest In Utah.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1901-02-09
External and Internal Treatment for Eysn Hunat.

Of CuT1cuRA SOAP ts5c;) to cleanse the skin Of cTtists
scales and soften the thickencd cutcle, CUTICUEA OINTMENT
t5oc0 to Instantly anny itching, Inflammation. authorization, and
soothe and heal, and CurIcURA ItEsoLNENr t5ncl, to cool and
cleanse the blood. A SINGLE SET. costing but =. -. is often sum.
torturing, dishgGrfng, and huminaunI skin, scalp, and blood
If, when all else fails. Sold throughout the world.