The Sunday globe., 1901-05-05

mission building, and the men working
at the hatchery in Maryland don't see
their families for week at timer
Why the District Commissioners i'm
proved and graded street N. E., from
18th to 14th street and down to G street
and then stoppeda
If Charles Heurch's "fuence with
the Excise Board prevented William
Callaghan, Goth and G street, from get
ting a licenseH
If farmer Keafaurer is still compelled
to submit bills for hay at the Senate
stables at rs cents per hundred and
receive only 80 cents-the correct
price, and what becomes Of the twenty
five cent "rake OFF,"
If there is a ring which charges appli-
cants for promotion in the Departments
ten per cent. on their salariesH
If the lady mixed up in the dead let.
ter Office scandal some time ago is mcr-
chants wife, and if so, why doesn't he
support her and give some lone female
chance2
Why the Democratic clerks find the
civil service law snare and delusiOn
when the Department Chief decides they
must walk the plankH
Why indiscreet and good looking
female clerks are SO readily given leave
TO 90 to Baltimor~2
Ifthe change in the angelic temper of
the matron of the aims house is due to
the intendegrs order to keep paupers
downH"
Why four Off ers are keptat the aims
house where two were formerly one too
many7
If the handsome female clerks use
their influence tog get promoted, etc.P
why a lately deceased aud distin-
guished foreigner rented appointments
in the house of abuxom female clerk
when he had wife and home in an
other portion Of tne city?
How much the "perks amount to
of the Reviewing official i'm the Post
Oafioe Department.
Why Mrs, Col. Heistand Didn't ae-
company the President i'm his trans
continental tripY
Why a a'cer,ain Secretaryof legation
found 1t necessary to keave "a X street
residence the past week by the ParlOr
window--the street door was wide
open, too, and a stout gentleman was
entering at the timeY Very omysteri-
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Globe
Why the sale and manufacture of ash
tin reeeptacles ism I thriving industry
under the fostering care andlProtective
Tariff laws Of the District Commits
sioners?
Why Maj. Hawkes. 8snp )moting a
Manila Hemp Monopoly, and why Col.
Heistand is afraid TO come home from
,China2
Ifythe detectives on the police force
engage i'm private work hunting up
divorce evidence and spotting assigna-
ton hOusesy
Why the employees ,0frthe Columbia
street railroad cOmpanySre compelled
to work eighteen hoursfrom the Treas
ury to the toll gate; and is it because
employees Of this company are worn out
that but.a single coaah an hour is run
to the Junction?
What the Parsons crowd Of ex-K. of
j.. will doAext, since their standing ian
court has been definitely settled as Ks.
of y. or
Why the Census couples recently
anarried stillibOld down their Jobs?
When the District form af Govern
ment viii he abolished and Home Rule /
established
Why lades with short skiris persist
in walking over the gratings on side
walks?
II the Senators will win the peanant?
Why John II. McLain prefers Wash
ington as a residence TO dear old "shin- |
shin naughty ?"
Why Ma aging Editor Miller, Of the
Times, wasn't "1red" sooner?
Why the bucket shop ism I suppressed
and why 1t suppresses itself when iis
customers chit" the market?