The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-07-14

their choice of garb, what garments and
what tones they must wear. For instance.
II one reader has lively expression, pale
coloring, fun neck. she should place in
her frizzled locks a crimson flower; her
dress should be of red tulle, cut low 20
show the dazzling Wilderness of her shout
ders, long, floating sleeves of tulle, which
will half conceal, half reveal her snowy
arms, and a belt of red MORE TO encircle
her flexible but not too slender waist.
Never, under any circumstances, though,
should she wear watery blues or ineffect'
i've drabs.
1T takes the women who own dogs to
devise ways to carry their pets on the
cars" said the conductor to a New York
Sun reporter on Fifth avenue trolley
car in Brooklyn. Now. watch that young
woman who just got on carrying bag.
She has a dog In II" Then he went to
get her fare.
pass, please" said the conductor, after
collecting the fare.
"What?" said the young woman Pass
for what?"
For the dog said the conductor.
IT see no dog" she answered. You
surely don't require a pass for a satchel?"
Dogs are not allowed unless you have
a pass Miss, said the conductor. Il saw
that bag and put 1t down on the ground
and let a little dog hop in. Rules say
that no dogs are to be carried on these
cars unless a special permit be given by
the cmopany."
But I am not carrying a dog I am
carrying bag" said the young woman,
smiling sweetly.
well, I'll leave It to the inspector"
said the conductor What ne says goes"
When appealed to, the inspector agreed
with the conductor that dogs were not
allowed on the cars and that a pass must
be shown or the passenger offending
must leave the car. Having delivered his
opinion he turned to the young woman
and asked for the dog.
'I am, not carrying a dog" said the
young woman. II have a bag here, would
you like to see what there is in it?'
go on with your car, sir" said the in
spector When you see a dog in the
arms of a passenger ask for pass.
beg your pardon, Miss"
The young woman smiled sweetly at
the inspector and nodded triumphantly
at the conductor as she took the bag on
her lap, and bending down said. '"They
wanted to put my Fido off, did they?
Missy too smart for them"
That's what fellow gets when he
tries to obey the rules of the company"
senger.
"All kinds of schemes are devised to
get them dogs on the cars without a
permit And a permit can be had for
the asking, too. l can't understand it."
To be superlatively stylish these days
says the Chicago Tribune, it is necessary
that a woman snail own a diminutive
specimen of the simian race and to carry
hN,. ~, h1r fu tu,o
years since the idea first obtained lodg
ment in the feminine brain on this side
of the Atlantic. Now all lovers of animal
pets sigh to possess a monkey. Men who
make a business of catering to the whims
of the people who like pets say that the
demand for the pocket monkey is five
times as great as the supply. They pre-
dict a bright future for the new favorite
just as soon as the people down in Brazil
can be made to understand what a good
commercial article they have and thus
be induced to make a regular business
of capturing these monkeys and shipping
them up here.
The pocket monkey dwells so far in the
interior of Brazil as to be almost out Of
the reach of traders. He is, perhaps, the
sn allest member of the monkey family
known, being about five inches long, but
with a tail that is something three times
do tOAS as his OOuy. ne DtlOhAS 10 tiC
marmot family of monkeys and is ex-
tremely neat in person and cleanly, of
habit. If 1T wasn't for those characters
tics he would not now be holding the
place he does in the hearts of those who
have invested in him.
I'VE can't get enough of them" said
man who makes a business of selling
pets. IT have one here that 1 have been
offered s50efor, but the average price Is
-
ever seen. For instance, here's a cage
made on purpose for a pocket monkey
You will notice that 1t resembles a minia-
ture gymnasium. There are trapezes
horizontal bars and all sorts of things of
that kind. Now IL pocket monkey didn' [
find them in his home he would be heart
broken. OF course they don't perform just
whenever one wants them to- but in the
morning, just after they have walked up
you will find him doing every conceiva-
BILE gymnastic stunt, and If you don't
laugh you are a person with no sense of
humor."
A lady, says London Answers, was re-
Gently reading to her young son the story
of little fellow whose father was taken
i'll and died, after which he set himself
diligently to work TO assist in supporting
himself and his mother. When she had
Hulsneu tne storyb she Salu.
Now, Tommy, If pa were to die
wouldn't you work to keep mammaT'
why, no." said the little chap. not rel
ishing the idea of work. What for? Amt
we got a good house TO live in?"
"Oh, yes, my dear" said the mother,
''but we can't eat the house, you know"
well, amt we got plenty OF things In
the pantry?" continued the young hope
full
Certainly, dear" replied the mother,
but they would not last long, and what
them"
We'll, ma" said the young incorrigible,
after thinking a moment, "aint there
enough to last till you get another hus-
bandg
Ma gave 1t up.
After securing the right to take legal
degrees and be called to the bar, French
women have now the prospect of being
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