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The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
ryphoons in the Pacific Ocean.

The first signs of typhoon are fine,
ieecy cirrus clouds which move from
the eastward toward the north. The
barometer is stationary, the weather
is hot, clear and dry and the winds
gentle or else calm. If the clouds
come from the West there will be no
typhoon; II from the South then there
may be a sign Of a typhoon some GOO
miles to the southwark These
clouds, often Of wonderful shapes, ap-
pear as far as 1900 miles from the
centre Of the typhoon. Sun dogs,
phosphorescent seas, brilliant sunsets,
often precede such storms. Attentive
observation of the cirrus Clouds inter-
preted according to rules well known
to sailors, will often enable a good
Judgment to be made Of the distance
Of the storm centre. If it is within
800 miles the cloudliness increases
and the barometer falls slowly. With.
in 200 miles of the centre the tempera-
ture falls rapidly and the sky is filed
with cumulus clouds, the wind in
creases. From two to fifteen miles
from the centre the wind ceases to
blow, the sky clears toward the zen
ith. This is what sea folk call "the
eye Of the storm" The sea seems to
boil and is covered with foam. The
calm centre about which the storm
RACES varies in diameter from four
to fifty miles, and here the rain usual
ly ceases. The barometer varies sud
denly up and down during squalls Of
about ten minutes duration and rain
falls in enormous quantities. If the
centre approaches it Is known by a
mighty squall, the direction Of the
wind changes and the barometer be.
gins to rise. The velocity of the wind
often rises to 100 miles per hour in
the open ocean. The direction of mo.
tion of the storm centre and of the
wind in the typhoon itself are known
from rules based on theory and veri-
fed by long experience,-New York
Sun.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
How the sl,nplOn Tunnel is Protected.

Should Italy and Switzerland fall
out, what would happen to tie Sim
plon Tunnel. The opening on either
side win look like the great doors of
some medieval fortress. And they
will be fortresses in all reality, Sup
pose these two belligerents should fall
out. They would rush like a whoop.
ing plague through that tunnel and
invade each other? Indeed they would
not In the little fortress at each
end there will be a man and but.
ton. The man viii press the button
and bring down the mountain. When
the smoke lifts there will not be any
tunnel any more. Some five or six
thousand men will have worked night
and day for five years and n half at a
cost Of T0,000,000 francs-and destruc.
tion ?-Everybody's Magazine.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
RsaectIon, of a Baeheior.

Love is cheap, but being lover is
expensive.
About the time a boy begins to think
about his sweetheart his mother begins
to forget hers. ..
You must never kiss and tell, but ii
you see anybody else doing it you must
tell it to everybody.
After woman comes home from
church she has the same sort OF guar
anteed credit feeling that a man has
Just after he makes a fat bank deposit
There is nothing that makes a man so
thankful he is married as to have his
wife wake him up in the middle OF the
night to ask his opinion OF new idea
she has for shirtwaist.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
In Doubt.

"I Judge from your conversation, -
said the carping person, that you as
sumo to be an optimst,
"Oh, yes. It's just as well to look
on the bright side.
"You undertake to demonstrate that
whatever is is right, and all that sort
of thing"
That would be the tendency OF my
arguments"
"And you believe that everything IS
all for the bestf
Eyes"
"Wen. I'm glad to meet you. / want
10 talk with some one who has studied
the subject, and who can possibly tell
me why it is that the man who rocks
the boat always manages to swim ashore
and let the other people drown. 1t may
be all for the best, but I'd like to have
it explained"
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
Too Effective.

"John," said Mrs. Billus, after the
caller had gone away, Il wish you
wouldn't bunch your blunders So"
What do you mean, MariaS" asked
Mr.. Billus.
81 didn't mind your telling her that
you we're ten years older than l, but
you followed it up a minute later by
letting it slip out that you were fifty
two"
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
Probnhlr u rnrtnr.

A wel-known Pacific coast attorney,
who prides himself upon his handling
OF Chinese witnesses, was defending a
railway damage case. The lawyer is a
bit nearsighted, so failed to note when
a Chinaman came upon the stand that
the witness clothing was OF finer tex
ture than the ordinary coolies.
Instead of following the usual ques-
tions as to name, residence, if the ma
ture OF an oath was understood, etc,
the following dialogue ensued:
What is your nameF
"Kee Lung"
You live in San Francisco?"
yes"
you sabe God1"
"Mr. Attorney, il you mean DO ]
understand the entity OF our Creator?
] will simply say that Thursday even
ing next shall address the State Min
isterial Association on the subject OF
The Divinity OF Christ, and shall be
pleased to have you attend"
When order was restored the exam
ination proceeded on ordinary lines,
but to the day of his death the lawyer
will never cease to be asked il he "sabe
God"
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
She Got the Position.

Excuse me-" he said to the appli-
cant for the typewriter's position, but
/ would like to know your sgeF'
The young woman looked astonished.
May l ask what that has to do with
my fitness for the placer" she inquired.
" Nothing" he promptly answered.
"You see it's my wife that wants to
know"
"In that ease" said the applicant,
who was pretty as we'll as young, tell
her l am A."
And the smile that followed this in
genuouS statement brought out four
delightful dimples.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
An AlibI.

dHas my Willie been in swimming
here today asked Willie's angry
father.
mo, sir" replied the biggest boy in
the water.
Are you sure?
Sure, Why, it was as much as he
could do to keep from drownin,' but
we got him out all right. He's restin
over there in the bushes now
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
Mean Thing,

Rosalc--Have you chosen any OF
your bridesmaids YETI
May-Yes. Fanny Lyon.
Rosalie--Why, 1 thought you hated
her.
May-No, not exactly; but the brides
maids are to wear yellow, and you can I
imagine how that will gO-with Fanny
complexion.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
NothinE EqunIs 81. Jacobs OH.

For rheumatism, Gout sciatica, Neuralgia,
Cramp, Pleurisy, Lumbngo, Sore Throat,
Bronchitis, Soreness, Bruises, Toothache,
Headache, Backache, Feetaehe, Pains in the
Chest, Pains in the Back, Pains in the Shout
ders Pains in the Limbs, and all bodily aches
and pains, Il acts like magic. Safe, sure and
never failing.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure
F. j. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known +. ]. Che
ney for the last 10 years. and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tion made by their firm.
WEST 4 TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALD1NG K1SNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio
HALLS Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price. Toe. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists Testimonials FREQ.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
Wronched Foot and AniSIe Cured ~
st. Jacobs oil.


GENTLEMEN-A short time ago severely
wrenched my foot and ankle. The injury
was very painful, and the consequent incon-
venience (being obliged to keep to bubiness)
was very trying A friend recommended ST..
Jacobs Oil, and 1 take great pleasure in in
forming you that one application was suffi-
cient to effect complete cure. To busy
man so simple and effective a remedy is in.
valuable, and shall lose no opportunity Of
suggesting the use Of St. Jacobs Oil. Yours
truly, Henry J. Doirs, Manager, Tne Cycles
Co., London, England.
st. Jacobs Oil is safe and sure and never
failing. Oonquers pain
When a man wants money or assistance
the world, as a rule, is very indulgent and
obliging-and lets him want it.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

FITS permanently cured No Ats or nervous.
ness after frst days use OF DR.. Klipe's Great
Nerve Restorer. $2trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila. Pa,
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inhamma-
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

Zach package OF PUTNAM FADELEss DYE
colors either silk, Wool or Cotton perfectly
at one boiling. Sold by all druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
Rest For the Bowels.

No matter what sils you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CAsoARETs help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost You just 10
cents to start getting your health back. CAS-
oARETs Candy Cathartc, the genuine, put up
in metal boxes, every tablet has Q. @. @.
stamped on It, Beware of limitations.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

The careless actor and the careless fish
erman have not much in common, but
they resemble each other when they for
set their lines
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

Truth is stranger than fiction because it
is so much more rare
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

1t is said that the Japanese Emperor
has $1,000, 900 to crafty his desire for en-
tertainment.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

A collector is responsible for the state
ment that men of promise generally be-
come men of note.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

Because a mans a barber that gives him
no license to lather his wife.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05
HOw,a Thia1

It's easier to put up with the prodigal
son than to put up for him.
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N W. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900,
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

It's risky for young man to give his
best girl fan-it can make coolness be-
tween them
The suburban citizen., 1901-10-05

One way to have a housewarming is to
put in lots of coal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

Of hope. Remember it costs you
nothing 10 consult this eminent
specialist, therefore tic most hum
bic in circumstances can afford 10
avail themselves OF his vast expert
ence. Catarrh aud catarraI deafness
is positively and permanently cul-
ed by bis new metkOd.
DR.. Lee gives special attention to
diseases Of ladies. Merit rewarded.
His cures are unequaled in the his
tory OF science. HIS remedies will
positively and permanent, cure
female diseases. The doctor can be
consulted in the parlOr Of the Ear
" Hotel.
Office hours from 9 a. m. to 8 D.
n. The doctor will monthly visits
hereafter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15
Now In ChiCkaSha
Three Months Service Free.
DR.. WILLIAM LEE,
Distinguished Throat and Lung Surgeon,
Eye and Ear Exper,
Three Months Service Free.

Who has enjoyed such wonder
ful success IN Japan, Europe, New
York and other places, will be at
the Hotel Early, in Chickasha, on
Thursday, Friday aad Saturday,
Nov. Z, s and 9. Three days only
and every fsu. weeks thereafter.
All inyalids who visit the emf.
nent specialist on the above dates
will receive three months service
free. His long experience IN the
largest hospitals in the world en-
ubles him TO successfully treat all
chronic diseases, such as bronchitis,
sleeplessness, brain and nervous
exhaustion, paralysis, neuralgia,
headache, fits, st. Vitus dance, can
Ger, tumor, skin diseases, including
freckles, pimples, ulcers, salt
rheum, ETC., also heart, stomach
ami kidney diseases, nervous debili-
", confusion Of ideas, aversion to
society, loss Of memory, energy. etc.
Diseases Of the eye and ear quickly
and permanently cured by an ori.
ginal and failing treatment. Cures
guaranteed when others have failed;
but will not accept incurable cases.
VIII examine you thoroughly free
Of charge, and if lncurable VIII
frankly, and kindly tell you so.
Young men who have become
victims Of solitary vice. that dread
ful habit that sweeps annually to an
unlimely grave thousands OF young |
men OF exaulted talent and bright 1
intellect, may call With confidence. /
Take ore candid thought before +
Il is too late. A week or a month I
may place your case beyond reach
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

Acting Secretary Of State Adee
pas a vivid and picturesque vocabul-
hry, which he occasionally employees
even in discussing affairs Of state.
The other day he Vas asked whether
the Columbia-Venezuela affair was
really only q couple Of revolutions
OF was going to become = var be-
tween the two nations. "I don't
know vel" replied the acting secre-
tary Of state There is something
going on down there, but I have not
yet blown the barrels to zee Of they
lrs loaded
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

brick building completed in the
burned block where we will be
better prepared 10 serve our trade.
We thank you for favors and you
liberal trade and ask q continu-
ance Of same. We only want
your trade By honest and fair deal
ing.
Yours to serve,
Buie & Wallace.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15
Removal Notice.

TO our friends Of Chickasha and
surrounding country;
The house we occupy as our
harness and saddle shop has been
moved into the street west Of the
Citizens National Bank where so
viii do business for about TIVE
months, until We can get our new
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

japan is the country vhas shs
cremation Of corpses Is pra0icsd a
the largest scale. The custom al
bask abani 1900 yHR
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15
WANTED HOUSES

We have a number Of good ten
ants for 3 TO 6 room honses.
If you have anything for rent
see us.
Lester L. Price.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

sueh. Ior all gool. ma and wearabes
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-11-15

High time Mr. Manwithou an-Overcoa to 60 to market
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
TO Harness the Colorado I,ivcr.

1t is proposed now to utilize the pow
er of the Colorado River, which tears
its way through the Grand Canyon
with force enough to move the ma
chinery of a thousand mills. For
many months hydraulic engineers have
/ been studying the project. and they
| have just made a report which is
cpitOmized in the New York sun.
They declare that in $50 miles of
the rivers course dozen times more
electrical energy can be secured than
is taken from the Niagara Fails. Part
of tile canyon is in the forest reserve
and il also passes through several In
dian reservations. III the Governments
consent cannot he secured it is intend
ed 10 install this summer plant of
sufficient sine to furnish electrical
power TO cities, towns and mining
camps within comparatively easy
reach of The Colorado, and then 10
increase the scope of the company
until all of Arizona ana most of the
lower part OF California can be sup
piled from the canyon torrent.
If success attends the plans of the
company. one OF the chief results will
be the placing in operation of many
mines OF value which have long been
idle because of lack of power. The
plans of the company include the furn-
ishing of motive power and light to
all the cities within reach ana to cleo
trio railways. 1t is proposed TO build
an electric line along the rim of the
canyon forta distance OF fifteen miles
the better tQ cha bic tourists to view
thc wonders 81 che great chasm.
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4 noom. IN. Knnenrnn..

There was Boom i'm kangaroos
some years AGO 1t VIII be rcmcm.
bered that . boxing kangaroo was
exhibited i'm Aondon at the Aquarium.
Ut drew sud- crowds that every other
place OF Entertainment had to have
its boxing Kangaroo; but kanparoos
were not to be had i'm such numbers.
ana some resorted TO the clumsy cxpe-
dent of clothing n man I'm a kangaroo
skin Even so, the demand remained
unsatisfed. and cables were sent out
to Australia TO agents and the can
tains OF ships lying there TO bring over
as many kangaroos as they could find.
kangarOOs consequently. which be
fore were practically unstable. bound
ed up to $500 apiece: now they are
again unstable. and are heard of only
IN connection with rather rich SOUP
that is made out of their tails
Chambers's Journal - -. ---....
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A Sort of Comnrnnisc.

Charlie" said the young mother,
Eve decided on n name for baby We
will call her Imogen."
Papa was lost in thought for n few
minutes He did not like the name.
but if he opposed it his wife would
have her own way.
That's nice" said he, presently.
"My first sweetheart was named
Imogen. ana she will take it as n com
pliment."
I'VE will call her Mary. after my
mother was the stern reply.-Tit-
Bits.
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ges: WIZ yoCvs COZ. I don't care
what it costs. '-Ch.caSo Tribune.
Quite Properly Tadignaut.

Mrs. Parvenu was justly indignant.
How much for n gold chain like
that:" she asked OF the clerk
I'VE sell that by the link" he re-
piled.
This il was that annoyed her. by
the link. Heavens. II was evident
he took her for some common person
with Il limited bank account
Sir" she exclaimed. Il amt here
10 tritle. How much do you sell them
there chains by the yard:'-Chicago
Post.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
lie and the Future.

DO you she asked, with n soulful
expression. ever feel the question Of
future life TO be of urgent import
ance to your mental comfortF'
We'll, no he answered, but l have
frequently had that feeling about the
question of a future meaL"-Chicago
RecOrd-uerald
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16

1T takes all kind OF people to make
n world" said Willie Washington.
Yes answered Miss Cayenne. life
is full of paradoScs. For instance. /
have often wondered why 1t is that
the freshest young men invariably pro
pound the Stalest remarks. WASH
ington Star.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
She was Sure.

what makes you so sure that man
less than thirty-dye:" asked the
young woman.
There isn't the slightest doubt in
the matter" answered Miss Cayenne.
He keeps Dragging of what he knows
about human nature"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
Not EntireIv lTIsonnlieJ

Il WISH said the young man who is
unsteady ambitious. "that there were
some reliable recipe for making a pi-
anist"
oh. there u.s." replied his friend
who never learned but one joke.
what is itT'
why, first catch your hair."-Frank
Leslie's Weekly.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16

Johnny-"On the stage when a man
leaves Il kings presence, he always
goes out backward. Why is that. pa?"
Learned Pat is because his trous-
ers are not in proper repair behind or
because lie is afraid the kin- may be
handy with his boot. "-Boston Trans
cgipt
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16

Maud-"I made the worst break last
night l ever made in my life"
Mabel-"How:
Maud-"Broke off my engagement
with Jack Billiwink. His uncle died
this morning ana left him indepcnd-
emily rich Hadn't YOU hcardE'
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
Embarrassed.

did hear you ana your sister re.
citing the Egyptian dynasues:' asked
the visitor
Yes answered the little Boston
boy, hlushing. But please don't say
anything about it. Sister aud real.
izc that we are getting TOO old for
those childish games Washington
Star.
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Conntrx Acnnaintances.

She-"You have been away in the
country. haven't you:"
He-"Ies; visiting some people 1
used to know when I was a boy"
Shc-"Particular friendsF'
He-"Oh, no. Father and mother
Leslie's Weekly.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
Small Eeturns.

Subbubs l won't bother with
garden this year. | had one last
year and it kept me thin as rail-"
Citiman-"Worked too hard in it,
chg"
Subbubs-"No. tried to live on
what L raised. Philadelphia Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR
LAUcHTeR-PRoVoKlNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

rwo's Company-Family Economy-Built
That Way - Country Acquaintance -
She Was Sure-Broken-Smal Returns
Made the Application. Etc, Etc.
There was a crowd and they were three
The Lamp and the Maid and He,
But two is company. no doubt
That's why the knowing Lamp went out.
-Orizaba OrifiamEe.
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Telegraph Operator-"There may be
little delay i'm getting this message
on We have to send il by leased
wire, you know"
MIR Gaswell Gushing with lndigna-
tion)-"Houng man, you don't have 20
do no such thing Send IT over the big
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Built That WAY.

"What makes men of genius often so
irritable:"
Because they would be irritable If
they hadn't any genius Chicago
Record Herald.
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I.nnilN Economy.

Judy, where did you get that lovely
rainy-day hatE"
"Oh. it was Harry's best hat all last
summer"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16

THE Sauce that made West Poipt Cnmous.D
N CllHEhhYS TABASCO.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1901-07-16

mHEnF All bowel troubles, Appendicitis, BIZ
NbHEHks tounncsss bad breath, bad blood, wind
HLnN on the stomach, bioated bowels, foul
~ tAHI mouth hca ndfgerfIou. uininfeu.
paine nitor eating, liver trouble nnfovv ao
enc ciHNancss. When o me
aery you ere getuug sick. Constipation kills
people man All other diseases. together. n n
sssFeF Tor she chronic ailEnents end long years
nuneFlAg Ahnt come afterenfdp. No matter what
ssii you, start tshinE CAsCARETs to-dsy, Tor you
VIII never get wen pnd be well All the dime
y39g Pgs EopT right Take our adyicei start
nntoe 80 cure on money refundSd. 81
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1901-08-01
SHOULD WATCH TUBERCULOSIS,
A Chicago Doctor Warns Cattlemen
Against DR.. Koch's Opinions.

Chicago, July 30.-A special to the Fri
bune from Denver says:
I,r. Charles Gresswell, chairman of the
sanitary committee of the National Live
Stock association, has issued bulletin IN
the subject OF human and bovine tuDerC u
losis which is of especial interest in the
connection with Dr. Koch's opinion eX-
pressed in the international tuberculosis
congress in London last week.
Or. Gresswell says in part
The Geographic report of DR.. Koch s
statement that he has discovered such
differences between bovine and human tu-
bcrculosis that, in his opinion, the disease
are not intercOmmunicable. as was COM
monty supposed is one of the most I'M
portant to the cattle industry and the
public and the evidence for an against
should be carefully weighed and final
judgment suspended until as Dr. Koch
himself SO justly recommends Corrubo-
ration of his results have keen obtain,d
by other observers.
Without being an alarmist, | think II
that conclusions so much hoped for should
not too readily be accepted, and that as
cattlemon, or dairymen. we certainly must
not yet congratulate ourselves that the
necessity for restriction and repressivo
measures against bovine tuberculosis is
over. nor that this disease in cattle has
now no terrors for the human being"