The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24

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| N EGINNING with Saturday even
! n ing's dance at the hotel this has
| been a bit gayer week than the
preceding last few. The presence OF
three charming stranger maidens at the
Hawaiian has meant dinners there for
| their friends or elsewhere in their hon.
or; they have been introduced to the
Island canoeing sport, and the crescent
| in the sky has made possible evening
drives to show their party the beau
| ties of our city in the moonshine Then
the incoming of the Solace, with its of
ficers, some of whom had old friends
here, meant pleasures for many 1t is
even whispered that apropos of that
same vessel and it's paymaster a socie-
lty engagement may soon be announc-
ed, the other principal being one of our
fairest and most popular Island girls.
Then society has been given an impetus
ing invitations extended fortunate ones
for next week-an informal hop out
Waikiki ward, and small but novel
party up Nuuanu valley. Besides all
this, people are coming home from sum
mer's outings spent away. Getting
back. perhaps in somewhat the same
frame of mind as Mr.. Dooley, who in a
recent issue of Harper's Weekly, dis
cusses summer vacations thusly;
"Th place to live in is where all tn
good things in life go to. Ivrything
that's worth havin' goes to tn city, the
country takes what's left. Ivrything
that's worth havin goes to tn city an
is iced. TIL cream comes in an tn
skim milk stays; tn sunburnt viggy-
tables is consumed by the hearty farm
er boy, an / go down to Callaghan's
store an ate tn sunny half iv a peach.
TIL farmer boy sells what he has FIR
money, an I git tn money back when
he comes to town in tn winther to see
tn exposition. They give us tn prod
uets of tn sile, an we give thin cot
tage organs an Knockout dhrops, an
they think they've broke even. Don't
lave amy wan convince We tn coun-
thry's TIL place to live, but don't spread
tn news yet, FIR While. I'm goln 10
advertise Dooleyville- be- tn river. With
in six seconds iv sthreet-cars an rail-
way thrains, an aisy reach iv tn theay-
tres an ambulances. Spind the sum
mer far firm the busy haunts iy tn fly
an tn bug be tn side iv tn purlin' ice
wagon. I'll do it, l tell We. I'll organ
ize excursions an I'll have tn poor iv
tn country in here settfn' on tn cool
steps an passin' tn can firm hand to
hand; III take thin to tn ball game
an tn theaytre; I'll lave THIN sleep
till breakfast time, an I'll sind th'n
hack to their overcrowded homes TO
dhream iv tn happy life in town.
Will So
&IA L..
Gazing into your languorous eyes.
Where breaks the dawn of loves surprise
/ crave no greater earthly bliss
tThan one sweet carbolized kiss,
My glowing fancy loves to trace
RESPONSIVE rapture III Scui ieASN'
My arms would clasp your form OF grace
| In ardent sterilized embrace.
Then turn on me your. tender gaze,
! In which the CLEAN of passion plays,
! NV oyerpowered soul entrance
With yearning, disinfected glance.
i @ grant. my hearts exalted queen,
| The pleasure of loves quarantine;
Be ours the bliss of envied fate.
| Mixed with corrosive sublimate.
While lavish of endearing terms,
NV spirit draws the line on germs;
Far better those delicious hugs
Made safe by use of proper drugs.
How tender is the kiss that thrills,
That gives new life and never Kills,
A benson to love forlorn.
rose without the angry thorn.
Avaunt, We kisses of vile stealth,
Repugnant to the Board of Health,
Caresses are a carnal sin,
Impaired without medicine.
Then hasten to the trysting place,
Where tenderness shall care erase;
Fear not to trust your favored one,
Ell bring good sized demiJohn.
The Sunday Volcanoes revised render
ing of Maurice McMahon's latest Passio
t Poem.
&AS
: The San Francisco Newsletter ha
the following note: Polly Dunno
marriage to Mr.. Macfarlane will b
. FASTENED by the unexpected marriaG
of her father. The daughters wer
naturally averse to his marriage, an
did all in their power to prevent !
Polly intended going to Europe las
year, but She gave up the trip to sta
with her father, that loneliness Nigh
not drive him to the altar. This SUR
mer she went to Coronado with Mr.,
Dutton, much against her wishe
While she was gone her father gather
ed his courage and took the step. Poll
had hoped TO escape having a stel
mother, at least, until after her ow
wedding