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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
PORTO RICO'S RESOURCES.
They VIII Be Exhibited at the PAN
American Exposition.


The enterprise of Porto Rico is evil
denced by the preparations that are
now being made for its participation in
the Pan-American Exposition at Buffa-
10 next summer.
The residents Of this new possession
of the United States are wide awake to
the fact that their interests will be well
served by a display of the Islands re-
sources. An appropriation of $4,000
has been made for building and an
exhibit. The building, which will have
a desirable location in the Court Of
State and Foreign buildings, will be in
the form of a kiosk, a one story struc-
ture, with a cupola, 90 feet in height.
The building will be constructed en-
tirely of native woods of all varieties,
the floor being Of hard wood thing. 1t
will be quite imposing, the Moorish
style Of architecture being followed
In the kiosk will be shown the work
of women, such as embroidery, drawn
and lace work, etc, in which the Wom-
en- of the Island excel. There will also
be a coffee and cigar stand, where Por-
to Rican coffee will be made and served
by charming Porto Rican senoritas.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
-zxs - &am-
ANNA. You have been a naughty,

Mamma. You have been naughty,
naughty boy, Johnny, and shall have
to tell your papa about you when he
comes home tonight. Johnny. No
wonder men get tired of their wives,
when a woman begins to gossip about
home affairs the moment her husband
steps into the house.
Ernest McGaffey, the poet, is ac-
credited with this bon mot. A lady
said to him: o, Mr.. McGaffey, have
just seen your wife. I had supposed
that she was a taller woman. She
seems shorter than when [ saw her
last year. Certainly replied the poet
sole mnly. She has married and set
tied down you know.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

foot of which is replete with elaborate
decorations in both design and color.
No machinery exhibit ever had such
provision made for its reception, and
DO former collection in this line, wheth-
Pr farm or general, ever merited so
huch attention.
This whole building will be alive with
notion of every known variety-circu-
Jar, oscillating, compromising, cam, &C.
centric ellipse, epicyclic and almost ev-
cry other motion known in modern me-
khanics. Most of these intricacies will
be found embodied in the different me-
fhanical movements that are instru-
mental in tightening the American
farmers labor, thereby placing him at
n advantage in his inevitable compe-
ition with cheap labor in Europe.
Machinery that is more intimately
Connected with farm work is housed
Ia the Stadium, as this structure alone
hffords sufficient room for the size and
Diversity OF this exhibit. Floor space
10 the amount of $4,000 square feet in
his modern coliseum is provided
with electric power for the purpose of
Driving the many agricultural ma
I-QlnGS UlSpldy Su III lQlS DullOlQS.
Machinery is represented here that
prepares the soil, sows the seed, cult
yates the growing plants, even to weed
ing the hoe crop, and finally harvests
. he ripened product, separates the kerr
bel from the stalk and divides the seeds
. nto grades, as required.
Iichens and MOSES from the far
North, hardy north temperate grains,
fruits and roots, temperate American
Indian corn, winter wheat and their al
lied products, as well as Southern rice,
hKaffir corn, cotton and thousand 9TH
|er modern necessities, will all have
their respective connecting mechanism
representations in this elaborate ma
ehinery section that is destined to tell
] he story of our modern diversified
country life in a much more eloquent
manner than our vocabulary is capable
bf doing. Besides these general diyi-
sions, specific cases are carefully con-
sidered. Irrigation is such an impor-
tant adjunct to modern farming, even
n the sections that are not considered
hrid, that especial machinery is now in
practical use that a few years ago was
never thought of.
For leveling the ground a machine
called a plane is used. 1t is simply
huge bit, or knife, of steel suspended
bn a long frame, supported "fore and
hft'' by wheels. In use it shaves of
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
A young officer at the front wrote

A young officer at the front wrote
home to his father: Dear Father,
Kindly send me ESQ at once; lost an
other leg in stiff engagement, and
am in hospital without means. The
answer was: My dear Son, AS this is
the fourth leg you have lost according
to your letters), you ought to be ac-
customed to it by this time. Try to
wobble along on any others you may
have left.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
Stadium For Sports.

Handsome recognition of the popular
sports of the Western Hemisphere has
been made by the Pan-American Ex-
position. The Stadium is the largest
and most beautiful arena for sports
ever erected in America. 1t covers a
plot 67S1a by 4501a feet and has a
quarter mile track with a width of 20
feet and ground area ample for the
requirement CT all the events contem-
plated. The seating capacity is 49,
600.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

DeWitt's Little Early Risers search the re-
hottest parts of the bowels land ssremove the
impurities speedily with no discomfort.
They are famous for their efficacy Easy to
take, never grippe. H Pierce, R E French, 81
Webster, Russell & Sears.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
HAD 1T ANALYZED.

c. Pierce has received from Prof. Wiltse,
the Vermont State Chemist, certificate of
ANALYSIS which certifes that Devoe Lead and
Zinc is made only of lead, zinc, color, turpen-
tine dryer and Hnseed oil; nothing else; no
adulteI atop.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

Tatesy: Oh for an opportunity to
do something heroic-something help
full to my fellow beings! Mrs. Tatesy:
All right, John. Here, hold the baby
while I wash the potatoes.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

TEThe least in quantity and most in quality
describes DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous pills for constipatio and liver com
plants. Pierce, E French,
Webster Russell & Sears.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
HOmQSnnn

Mrs. Homespun Indignantly !:
Here's an article that says that in
Formosa a wife costs five dollars. Mr..
Homespun (thoughtfully) Wal, a
good wife is with it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
OLD SOLDIERS EXPERIENCE.

M. M. Austin, civil veteran, of Win
chester, Ind, writes: "My wife was sick
long time in spite of good doctors treatment,
but was wholly cured by DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. which worked wonders for her health"
They always do. Try them. Only Csc at Ell G
Pierce's drug store
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

VARNISH MAKES DEVOE'S VARNISH
Floor Paint cost SC. more a quart; makes 1T
look brighter and wear fully twice as long as
cheaper floor paints. Sold by Fl. Q. Pierce
Barton. VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

What kind of oil, Pat, do you sup
pose they use to produce that color?
asked the citizen, as freight train
went by showing a green lantern.
Shure, l should say some of the I'm
erald Isle, sir.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

I'd have you know, madam, that
nv uncle was a bannister Of the law
A fig for your bannister! retorted
Mrs. Darlington, turning up her no Sc.
Haven't l a cousin who is a corridor
in the navy?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
JUST FOR FUN.

The baker is the only loafer entitled
to respect.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
PAINT TOPICS
M. ]. CALDBECK & SON,
st. JOhnsbury, VT.
Notice.
Main Street,

Whereas my, wife, Daisy Colburne, has left
my bed and board, without just cause or pro-
vocation; this is to forbid all persons harbor-
ing or trusting her on my account, as I shall
pay no debts of her contracting after this dat
BERT COLBURNE,
H-19 North Craftsbury, VT, April %, 1901.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13

In Use For Over 80 Years
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1901-05-13
important to M others.

Bears the
Signature of
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26

The Thurston organ branded sian.
der" says there is no reason why the
charges against Humphreys should not
be- revamped and presented to Presi'
dent Roosevelt. There is no reason In
the world why this should not be done.
Stereotype the charges. engross them,
frame them, hang them on the walls
of the Presidents room and the halls
of Congress that the representatives OF
the Nation shall daily, hourly indeed
have before them ,he evidences, plain
and convincing. of the true character
OF Thurston. Hartwell. Kinney and ths
Dole following. their "iaithlessness ia
their high calling" their readiness to
attack an American court with vague
suspicion and unfair innuendo. Carry
the campaign on, that President Roose-
welt may know beyond peradventure of
a doubt what kind of political gang
Dole and I Aurston have a, ,-'r becv
and cali.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26
THE REPORT OF ATTORNEY
GENERAL KNOX.

After weeks Of painstaking study and
careful review of the charges hled
against Judge A. s. Humphreys by
thirty-seven members Of the Bar As
ISOLATION led by l.. 4. Thurston, w.
A. Kinney and A. S. Hartwell, Attorney
General Knox has made his report W
the President Of the United States.
The petition Of these peanut headed
pOliticians-also members Of the Bar
recognized as the controlling power
behind the Doe administration was
that Judge Humphreys s"ould be re-
moved. The petition Is of compare
lively recent date. The determination
to secure this result was framed ere
the ink was dry on Judge Humphreys
commission. Judge Humphreys was
not an appointee favored Or supported
by Governor Dole or any OF his poll
teal combination. Humphreys found
his strong support among Americans.
This petition was accompanied by a
mass of incompetent literature prepar-
ed with all the diligent care Of an
anarchist plot II Is quite unnecessary
to again review what the Attorney
General has gone over in minute detail.
Suffice II to say that In order to
strengthen their case and present 1t In
full force these conspirators selected
one +. W. Hankey. man who when
ne did not have dollar with which to
buy mis- next meal, Judge Humphreys
befriended, to present and argue their
case before the Attorney General
Hankey made his appearance, stated
his case
Judge Humphreys made his reply.
In this reply no apologies were made
Judge Humphreys is ready to stand
upon his record. He, however, pre-
scented facts regarding the Dole admin
istration and the source of its enmity
toward him.
After hearing the statement Of both
sides Attorney General Knox stated his
readiness to report Immediately. At
the earnest solicitation OF Hankey the
Bar Association by Its representative
was given five days additional to make
reply to Judge Humphreys.
Note we'll the abundance OF oppor-
tunity given these malicious lawyer
politicians to establish the truth Of
their assertions and prepare new evil
dence II any they had.
When the last word was said and
that by the gang OF politicians making
wild promises to send Humphreys to
the woods Of infamy the Attorney Gen.
eral made his report.
And what Is that report?
The Pacific commercial Advertiser
owned by Thurston, the accepted
mouthpiece Of the Dole administration
and the especial carrier for the sew
age OF malice pouring ..om the walls
OF Thurston, Kinney, Ballou, Hart
well, said that Humphreys was a dead
dog In pit; that Humphreys is a
crfHinal; that Humphreys would be
removed that these men ThSrston,
Kinney, Ballou, Hartwell were fighting
for good government" and the purity
Of the bench; that Humphreys would
he "humbled:" that Dole's elm trees
would flourish and grasshoppers be a
burden to Humphreys; that desire for
Amerlcanisn In this Territory should
fail. Continuous In its villifcation Of
Judge Humphreys the Dole organ
promised all the horrors OF personal
hades and political hell for Judge
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26
Captured Golf Links,

The first contest of the crack play
ers of a newly opened golf links out
West was sadly interrupted by the
obstinate conduct OF a mean bull ter
rier. He took possession OF the second
hole and defed dislodgement. As he
Is a robust terrier with a full set of
large and well preserved teeth, it was
deemed unwise to attempt to dislodge
him by force. Diplomacy was substi-
tnted but II didn't work. He resisted
all the usual terms OF endearment. as
well AS the promises OF tender steaks
and seductive bones. In addition to
guarding the hole, he took possession
OF ball that happened to roll near
him and which he worried from time
tc time with low cultural remarks. At
last accounts the dog was still holding
the fort and the discouraged golfers
were debating whether they had better
engage skilled marksman to shoot
the brute or at once take measures to
lay out a new golf feld.--Cleyeland
Plain Dealer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26

Thirty-seven members of the Bar AS
sociation after reading the report OF
Attorney General Knox are wondering
whether the document is a brief in dis
barment proceedings against them in.
liyidually and collectively.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26

The Thurston organ said 1t took
twelve years to get rid Of Gibson.
Therell be snow on Punchbowl before
the gang gets rid Of Americanism OF
which Judge Humphreys is the CT
nnnpnt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26

Will W. A. Kinney kindly make an
affidavit that he did not write the Ad-
vertiser editorial entitled I'm re Hum
phrpys?"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-09-26
The Fountain
MINERAL and SODA WORKS.
MANUFACTURES

Beer, Cream Soda. Wild Cherry, Or.
ange, Raspberry, Strawberry. sarsapa.
rilla, Vanilla Cream, Lemon, Ginger
Ale, Apple Cider, Pineapple, Peach
Champagne, Orange Champagne. koIa
Champagne. Pear Champagne, Cider
and Soda Cocktails.
Mineral Waters-Carisbad, y Cor.
gress, Cithia. German Mineral Water,
Settler. viehy and Pure Distilled Wa.
ter from the Barnstead Sill, Boston,
for family and medical use a speciality.
6rews and Aerated Water. SOC per
dog. Distilled Water In 3.salIon dem.
Johns. 10e per gallon and soc charge
on demij john until returned.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-14
THE NEGROES ON MAUI
TWO THOUSAND MORE MAY BE
SENT FOR.
All The New Arrivals are Good Repub-
licans and Will Vote-Big Victory
Predicted for c. O. p.

WAlLUkU, Maui, January III. T.
Mal.syu, who assisted Col r O Bean.
in bringing the colored brigade for the
Wailuku Sugar Company says that
three times the number would have
come had they not been disappointed
through lack of passenger accommoda-
tions on steamers leaving San Francis
co for Honolulu. Mr. Manson is a Re-
publican politician having been a dele
gate from Tennessee to the national
convention at Philadelphia. IF you
only had negroes here" says Mr.. Man
son, the Republican party would carry
them all, and l shall endeavOr to do my
best as far as politics are concerned"
Mr.. Manson thinks very highly of the
prospects Of the cOlored immigrants,
and states that he will try to bring an
other lot down.
The twenty cOlored folks from Ten
nessee are proving themselves very
satisfactory. They work hard all day
some in the cane fields and others as
drivers, and spend their evenings in
singing Southern plantation songs.
The negroes are American citizens
and their knowledge of American pub
lie affairs is far greater than that of
any of the other imported laborers.
Chinese, japanese, Porto Ricans, South
Sea Islanders, Portuguese, Italians, Ca
licians. These are all ignorant for
eignors, speaking various foreign Ian
guages, but the negro speaks English
and knows something of American po-
litics.
The negroes want more aCcOmmoda-
tions and better homes than most of the
other plantation labOrers. They buy
more furniture for their homes, and
eat more meat. This makes their living
| expenses higher but it is calculated
| that they can make more money in Ha-
wall than they did at home. The wages
/ Of those who came here We're about $2C
month, but they had to pay rent anC
| buy fuel for the cold winter months
and they could not work all the yeai
round In Hawaii they work for about
the same wages as at home, and there
! is no reason why they can not work
every day in the year if they want tC
| do so. y
The negroes are all reported to be
well satisfied with Hawaii. Two OF
them are laid up by illness and all are
said to be rather affected by the heat
! They left Tennessee in the midst of the
| cold season, and they found 1t quite {
change to go to work on a sugar plan
tation within the tropics.
Wailuku and Pioneer plantation arr
both considering sending for a large
number of negroes. Manager Wells o
Wailullu may take a thousand anC
Manager Barkhauser of Pioneer /
considering giving a similar order.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-14
masked BALL ASSUREDROUGH IN THE channels.
ISLAND VESSELS HAVE LIVELY
TRIPS
Heavy Gale Reported at KahuluL
Storm Comes Again After a Period Of
Calm.

The island vessels had hard expert
ences on their trips last week. The
Mauna Loa, Claudine, Maui, Lehua and
IWalani had very rough passages on
Tuesday and Wednesday, the channels
between here and Hawaii being swept
by an unusually strong trade wind. The
Lehua, making her rounds of MolOkai,
had two days of it and did not have
much calm till she got as far as La
haina from which point she went on
to Olowalu.
There was calm weather for a few
days and yesterday another storm
came, making a good prospect for more
rough weather on this weeks trips. The
Mauna Loa is due tomorrow, and is
probably having a lively trip down
here.
KAHULUI, January 12.-The S. S.
Helene arrived yesterday from HilO
with about 300 tons of rails on board for
the II. G. & S. Co. A heavy gale be
gan to blow on Tuesday evening, it CON
tinued all day Wednesday and did not
stop until Thursday morning The
schooner II. G. Wright and schooner
Honoipu were sighted on Wednesday
but could not sail into the harbor on
account of the inclemency of the wealth
er. The Wright came near port but
only to return to sea and play havoc
on the boundless waters. The captain
of the Honoipu also entertained slight
fears Of the heavy northeasterly winds
Captain Olsen of the Honoipu reports
that he passed the Chehalis at sea, all
though the Honoipu left Newcastle at
later date The Chehalis is also
bound for Kahului.
The ship Charmer Slater, laden with
coal was reported to have been sighted,
but has not been seen again.
The Chehalis arrived ia Honolulu
Thursday, January 10, 81 days from
Newcastle.
LAHAINA. January 1.-THE passen-
gers who landed at Maalaea Bay on
Tuesday night had a close call The
wind was blowing a gale and the shore
boats with the passengers came near
being blown out to sea. Some of the
boats landed at Kihei
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-14
THE NEN SEATTLE LINZ.
TO HONOLULU, KAHULUI AND
SAN FRANCISCO.
A Rate of Sixty Dollars Made for First
Glass Passengers to or From the
Coast

The steamer Charles Nelson, which
arrived yesterday from Seattle, is the
first vessel OF the first established reg
uiar line of freight and passenger car
riers between here and the Sound port.
She is one of three steamers put on the
run by the British-American Steam
ship company, of which Alexander and
Baldwin are the Honolulu agents. The
other two steamers are the John S.
klmball and the Centennial, the latter
well known here, having made several
visits to this port as a transport.
The steamers of the new lire are to
come regularly from Seattle with cold
storage goods and other general freight
They Will make the trip here in about
ten days. From Honolulu they go to
Kahului, where they will load sugar for
San Francisco. The run from San
Francisco completes the circuit of the
four ports where the steamers are to
call. The vessels of this line are the
first that connect Honolulu with Seat
tie with assured cargoes each way,
making it likely that the enterprise will
be a permanent success.
The trip from kahului to San Fran
cisco is to be made in nine days. For
paST Hngers either way the company has
maue a rate of $50 and good accommo-
dations have been provided, as it is
expected that considerable passenger
business Will be developed. Passengers
for San Francisco from Honolulu may
be called for here after the steamers
go to Kahului to load if there are
enough booked. Otherwise the passen-
gers will be taken aboard here and will
have to spend a day or so at Kahulu
while the vessels are loading.
The Charles Nelson, like the Centen-
nial, has been here as an army trans
port The John S. Kimball is a new
steamer. She will be the next one OF
! the line to come here.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1901-01-14
HONOLULU'S FOUR HUNDRED
HAS TAKEN CHARGE.
Prominent Women have Consented 60
Act as Patronesses-Wel Attended
Meeting this Morning.

A charity masked ball will be a
decided novelty to the society people of
Honolulu and this plan for raising
funds for the benefit of the Honolulu
Eye and Ear Infirmary is meeting with
much favor. meeting was held this
morning in the office of DR.. Sloggett in
Progress block, when the many society
women who have taken interest in the
entertainment made reports
The place for the ball WHICH is to be
held February 10Th has not been select
ed vet owning to certain details Of cost
is expected that this will be determined
during the week
Mrs. s. M. Damon the chairman of
the committee on patronesses and re-
ception reported that the following had
consented to serve as paronesses of the
ball: Mrs. S. M. Damon, Mrs. Paul
Isenberg, Mrs. Wilder, Mrs. B. F. Dill
lingham, Mrs. f. A. Schaefer, Mrs.
Spencer Mrs. George Herbert, Mrs II.
r. Walker, Mrs. A. NJ. Turner, Mrs A.
T. Atkinson, Mrs j. M. Dowsett, Mrs.
G p. Wilder and Mrs. Widdiheld.
The committee on decorations report
ed through it's chairman, Mrs. Elston,
that the following had agreed to serve
the Misses Patty, Miss Juliet King, and
Mrs. Robert Mist, with power to add to
these names as pople become more in
terested.
II was decided Dy tne executive COIl-
mittee that masks will be removed af-
ter the grand march and intermlsslon,
which will take place at p. m The
master of ceremonies will give notice
when dancing is to begin. There win
be prizes as follows: I for handsomest
lady's costume for the most original
lady's costume, 4 for most original
gentleman's, for the most comical
lady's and for most comical gentle
mans.
Mr. Wray Taylor has kindly rendered
the services of the amateur orchestra
for concert music. Other music for
dancing will be provided.
The executive committee is very
busy working up all details and the
next meeting will be held at DR.. Slog-
gett's office on Friday morning at $3.50
o'clock