Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-02-28

The Dunktias NeUs publishes an ar
ticle of a Maldenite who had the en-
tire bone removed in his right arm.
from elbow to shoulder. Cap says he
tells this story because it is numerous.
Rabbi M. Spite, editor of The Jewish
Voice. furnishes the Club with regular
copies of his brilliant publication. His
editorials are very cosmopolitan in
their composition, and includes every
thing from s'Beersheba cen unto Dan."
In one of his articles the editor states
that Rabbi Silverman, of Temple
Emanuel, New York City, admiralty
defends the Mosaic law, aud states in
criticism of WI Ting Fang's defence
of Confucianism against Christianity,
that their law is the origin of both.
Rabbi Spitz further says. hat the same
would have proven much stronger, had
1T been d%eliyered on the Jewish Sab
bath instead of the Qiddush hash-Shem.
We would respectfully ask the editor
of this paper for his opinion on this
delicate subject.
Casper M. Edwards, of the DanElin
NeaoS, one of the brightest publications
in Southeast Mo-, N out with this
startling announcement: eve want a
correspondent in every postoffice.
Write for particulars" Let's see Cap:
There are 72,504 postofices in the
United States. (See article elsewhere
in this column.) Allowing n minute
to read each correspondence, it would
take you Cap, q thousand two hun
dred and nine hours and ~forty-five
minutes, or ffty-two days, one hour
and forty-five minutes to look over all
your correspondence. Giving you a
few Sundays off, you would get through
with your weeks batch every two
months. Cap, we think by the time
you get to some of your Buzzville
Budgets, they would be growing a crop
of Populistic whiskers.
S. A. Lay attended the Hoos-Hoos
Pretty Ball at Anchor Hall on the
South Side Thursday night. Steve
reports a jolly time.
The Board of Commissioners for the
new State Insane Asylum No. 4, now
being built at Pennington, Mo-, met
at the Laclede Hotel Thursday prepar-
atory to a trip to Pennington for an
inspection of the grounds. They will
have all the buildings of the Asylum
connected by tunnel.
Mr.. w. G. Moore, formerly of Fort
Scott, Kan, now located in St. Louis,
was duly initiated IS a member of the
Iron Co. Club at the last meeting. Mr..
Moore is also a member of the Inde-
pendent Order of Red Men, Usage
Tribe, No. 1, and Woodmen of the
World Live Oak Camp, No. Al, of Fort
Scott, Kan, and a member of Relief
Hose Co. No. 3. Mr.. Moore's present
address is room No. 100, Imperial
Bldg, 10th and Pine st.
A large number of soldiers passed
through St. Louis Thursday morning
enroute to the Philippine Islands.
They were from Columbus, Ohio, and
consisted of 60 officers and 305 enlisted
men.
The Sons of Revolution held their
annual business meeting and banquet
at the Soutern Hotel Friday afternoon
and evening. The business meeting
was called to order at 2 o'clock.
Members from all parts of the State
were present, both there and at the
banquet. Bishop futile presided at
the Banquet, also Henry Cadle, of
Bethany, Mo-, who acted as secretary.
The gold and bronze medals to the
winners on essays among the High
School scholars will be mentioned later.
Louis Mende, manager of the Jester,
w. G. Moore, of the Imperial Theatre,
and Mr.. F. j. Killalee captured a large
sewer rat at the Imperial Theatre the
other afternoon. They were holding
a consultation as to how to dispose of
Mr.. Rat when Terry McGovern and
his famous Spite dog happened along,
and it was decided that Nh. Dog and
Mr.. Rat see which is the best one.
The last accounts furnished we're that
Mr.. Rat triumphed over both the boys
and dog.
Mr.. Lorenz A. Seitz, Phi. G., is keep
ing very quiet since his amature per-
Torrance as the Hebrew Of Morgan st.
We hope to see Lorenz on the stage
again, aud we are informed that he
he has received several offers from
several stage managers.
Miss Blanche Anderson, one of the
beautiful and popular young ladies of
the North Side, surprised one of our
young members very greatly one after
noon last week by stopping off on her
way home, and sending up to the Club
her appreciation for a small present
which she had received. You can
rest assured Miss Anderson that your
kind act in recognizing the receipt of
same, and your most welcome visit
will always be remembered by him,
and he will always consider himself
under obligations to you. Sorry you
were in such a hurry though.
Some of the Club boys are accusing
John of the Jester of welshing.
IRON COUNTY CLUB.