New-York tribune., 1901-05-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Within the last three months Mrs Jennie
Springer OF Troy. Kan. has Instituted as many
suits for divorce against her husband but each
was dismissed before the time of trial. Last week
she began the fourth suit. declaring TO the court
house officials that her mind was unalterabIy fixed
this time. and that there would be no backing
down. Two hours later the sherin went TO the
Springer home TO serve the papers the husband,
and found the pair "hugging each other as loving
two kittens"
Magnanimous n. Cub, have reported me incor-
The Editor fell upon his knees.
Pardon implored this person. In the rush OF
went in precisely as you spoke it. without correc-
tion or revision of any sort! 1 confess all! Par
dom
Now. the Public Man withal magnanimous
and. requiring only that the Editor kiss the hem OF
his garment. he forgave him.-(Detroit Journal
A few months before the death Of Father Boyle.
of Washington. he built missionary chapel down
by the navy yard. and bought at tunkshop an
old bell which had been discarded by one OF the
Presbyterian churches. He sent the bell TO a
foundry in Georgetown and had several inches Of
metal pared off the rim to get rid OF a crack and
the harsh and dscordant tones OF the bell became
short and sweet. Meeting a Presbyterian parson
long after. Father Boyle called his attention
to the change. and the latter could scarcely be-
Heve IT the bell What in the world
did you do with that bell inquired the Presby-
terian pastor Ito cause such change in the
until we got the Presbyterian devil out of It," re-
torted Father Boyle and then 1t sounded all
right"
good meal and a suit OF old clothes you'd tell me
@T " mnm aG m rI man s word
mum. an III keep me promise. although that
much OF At no BUT srf m ts ye al" this suit ain
We'll, We'll, what hat course ours am | TO pursue"
mum.'-(New-York Weekly
1.-The dean and chapter of Westminster" says
Truth" OF London ARE entitled claim as per
quIsltes article which Is taken into the alb
hey for tho purposes OF the coronation and that
reverend body reaped rich harvests in 1884, 1881 and
1898 When the Queen crowned there was a
hand-to-h hand fight. after her majesty had retired
from the scene. between Lord Conyngham and one
of the dgnitaries for magnificent silver inkstand
which had been in use. and the Lord Chamberlain
who was victorious In the struggle, hurried out Of
the abbey with the inkstand in his arms and
rushed off in his carriage. accompanied by my
perquisite.' 1t is probable that on the present
occasion there win be a departure from the old
precedent under which the dean and chapter de-
rived so much benefit, and that is a matter which
will have to be considered by the council commit
tee when the estimates from the various dsnar.
ments come to he overhauled.'
Darling exclaimed the happy man tho nov,
moment, Il never dared hope you would accept
me-
'I'lI explain" said Miss Lakeside II consulted
a fortune teller the other day, and she told me
and wealthy so, of course had to get my frst
marriage over with philadelphia Press
Experiments of Importance and value with re-
spect to the OF glass pavements have been
made recently in Europe. In the streets Of ever,-
large city in the world. thorough tests of asphalt
OF wooden blocks and OF various kinds of stone
have left much to be desired II the capitals of
the principal nations footings OF specially
prepared glass in their crowded avenues OF travel
and of traffic much may be gained in economy
and endurance. And IL glass payements may be
made transparent to reveal the tricks and de-
wees of roadway contractors. the payers of taxes
will set up banners.
well. old man. you're iookin' mighty cheerful
this mornin'.''
Yes. I'm a-feelln' Every prediction / made
when April come in has true. News is that
cotton is damaged, cold has cornered the peach
crop watermelons will be failure, with prospects
OF snow In Junei Now. let EN- say didn't know
what WIZ s-talkin 'bout!'-(Atlapta Constitu-
tuD.