New-York tribune., 1901-12-06
THE TAIN or THE DAY.

Mr. Burke the Editor of THE Galena QlanD
Times" having gone to Washington Congress
man Jackson's private secretary. has appointed II.
l. Howe tc run the paper in his absence Mr.. Howe
publishes the following unique 'salutatory': Our
agreement with Mr. Burke is To the effect that
shall continue 10 publish The Times a daily
only so long it Is self-supporting. We are to
economze much possible-1o type
setting read proofs. solicit advertising. errands
clean our spttoons and take in washing at
night. but not to forge the boss to any
checks pawn any of the Office furniture to
meet expenses. In unable to make the
daily pay to discontinue its publication and
print weekly: If the weekly refuses to its
living we pack the stuff, ii in the
back room. notify our creditors and-hit. With this
brief prelude assume the awful responsibility of
printing daily newspaper In Galena, The Won
derful City That Jack Built hundred miles from
home and with just six bits in the treasury
Proof of Recklessness-"Th say he seems to
Wen. should say he hadn't. Why he goes up
amateur hunters 1;, are abroad Sometimes think
remarkable burial service was held at the
Separate Baptist Church of Kokomo Ind, the other
night body of young Claude Baltimore
In connection with revival service penitents were
asked bow the chancel rail about burial
casket. The body of the young man was used as
leverage to persuade sinners to seek salvation. 1t
was kept the church all night and was conspicu-
LAY OF ANCIENT ROME.
Oh! the Roman rogue.
He erat, was. you bettum:
He ran his AUTOMOBILES
He wore diamond studibus.
And elegant cravattum.
maxima cum laude shirt,
And such stylish hattum!
lie loved the luscious hic-haec- hook.
And bet games and equi;
At times he won at others. tho.
He got 1t In the nequi;
At puellos on the Forum
And sometimes even made
Those goo-goo oculorum!
lie frequently was seen
At combats gladtoria
And ate enough to feed
He often went sprees
And said. starting homus
"Iiic labor-opus est.
oh. where's y-hic-hiC-domus?"
AI:ho he lived in Rome
OF all the arts the middle
horrid indvidl;
All; what different thing
Was the homo ida tive. hominy)
From US of Ammo Domini
-(Harvard Lampoon.
YOU have a W Why don't you get jerks to lend
II 'Borroughs-But he doesn't know me very well
Markley-That's why L suggested him.-(Philadel-
pha Press.
Lieutenant Colonel the Hon H. C. Legge one Of
height, solderly looking fair mustached and pos
sessed of the happy knack Of making himself agree
able to all and sundry. He of the late
Queens equerries, and has many amusing tales to
tell of his experiences at the court. On occa-
sion a provincial Mayor, who about to be
knighted, overcome by nervousness that
when he knet down he rolled upon the floor and
remained there. looking for all the world like an
overturned sheep. while her late majesty was hard
put to it to keep her countenance.
"Then you don't believe that opportunity knocks
once each mans door?'
pessimst. but never heard of II yanking the bell
pull out by the roots. philadelphia Press.
West Virginia who died few days ago
bequeathed 81 each to his wife and nine children
and the rest Of his property. amounting 10000
or more, for the erection of water tight vault and
"a desirable and beautiful monument" himself
Il told" said the friend that the manag ger
you have left was paying a fabulous salary?''
No answered Mr.. Stormington Barnes, mot
fahulous imaginary. ."-lWashington Star