The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1901-09-03

sowl w own. TIL Garmins are again
free silver an We knows ut, an yet We
Grams ut down Their t'roats iviry yere
an exploits t. hold Their votes b. wavin'
TIN probition rag at EN-. Oh wuz
dimmicrat whin Romans wuz about
tn country tellin' how name tn
dimmicrats wuz. OF wuz a dimmicrat
whin Caswell wuz playin' wild tn pigs
down en- Moingoina. OF wuz dimmi-
crat whin Bullock wuz a layin tn
foundation av w popularity b'chargin
inthrust at two per clint mont.
An thin Schlumbager walks out wild
w eyes blazin' an w black whuskers |
a bobbin' an tn gang looks ut each |
ither an finally Romans SEE, SEE he, |
Jocks, but didn't he roast yez. He told
som whoppin' loies about me, but be-
gorrah, he hit youse blam harrud.' Thin
Caswell says, faint So an Bullock
says faint So en- tibet tn gang I'D be
rayspictibul eff ut wuzzn't for caswell.
A Eyes, byes, said the colonel. Dim
afraid Tiers trouhp ahead FIR tn gang,
prhaps ye'd betther side up t. tn
other fellers FIR a whiles."
ooh, am doing that now" said Cris-
well, you never catch this weasel
asleep"
''You always remind me Of poetry,
Criswell," said Mike, "you are so
; smooth and versatile. You make me
think of those lines about Smiling and
smiling and being something other
fstill."
What do you think about what the
> Colonel has been telling us, O'Hare?"
, said Kuhl.
t "Think," said Sam, Think? I think
$ dam Shaw Van, that's what think"
~
tThese dom'd Interviews said the
:, Colonel, ..Wull be tn death av tn
: paarty. Roight on tn heels av tn
: Schlumbager interview comes wan
a frum Phillips Phillips he's too aisy
= t be- in politics. he is Wy tn Wall
It strate bears wud lick their chops wild
a Joy shud they see SIGH lam ez him.
a He's tn koind of chaps ez fills tn
!, barker's hart wild glee whin they stans
o. outside an tills tn dere pepul how
e, much they can't see FIR tin cints at tn
q hooehie-k oochie dance. He'd best not
!, be rnnnin7 roun' the staate wild much
" money in his pockits tn fall or iviry
Il, strate boot-black wull be a shor,
changin' av i'm. ,Uts not that ne
= caint till whopper whin uts NECESSARY
le but he lacks Art. TIL Art av Lynn e.
az in stickin' to ut afther uts tolt. 'T'wa:
~ this way; Phillips wus usin av u;
Ia Ia pass on THO, which ez ali roight e
IN done on tn quite, an he falls IL wild |
4 | oJ 4; to Sto N
IN in wild tn priss Oh duz ut mesilf vans
- in whites. but Phillips he just un
". burdened hlmsilf, He tolt how big
an maan he wuz, how he dug his waa
ez frum tn bottum av mine to tn super
~ intindincy wild pick.axe. an who hi
90 gram father wuz. an all about hi
ull family tree and showed a fotograft a
an tn younges' Phillips at TIL av ,sivi
az, 90 wakes Thin he give his opinyuns o
av politics. He sez, sez he, Twas nc
We wise ting tn dimmycrats did whi
led they Endorsed tn silver isshue. III
~, dead wan, he sez, an Ut smells bat
he an 't'is Dist left undisthurbed, SEE, hi
M An thin afther a tellin' all he knowet
ISL, an thin some, he finally reccomimbeI
"a tibet uts Il rayporter he's a talkin' t,
ers An he axes tn rayporter t be koin
1d- t him, an e. set him roight before u
'ne pepul, an t. be blam soight MOI
90 cautious than he'd been himself. 'T'w;
ust loike maan lookin down TIL barre
ury av gun an begin tn bullet not
L. L. h 1le
~ trigger wild his toes.
no THE rayporter FIR tn Hawkeye ]
yez prints tn interview an whin Philii
lilo seen ut in print and commenst a L
err Gavin perlite epistles from all over t
tn state about ut, he seen he'd made t
SEE mistake av his loife. He tolt his fri
who was a runnin' his hum paper tn
,uz. ct wuz Il fake, tibet he'd seen none
tn blan Hawkeye pepul, tibet tn
ties wuz no gintilmen, at all. anyways, a
- . tibet he wuddn't spake to wan ay thi
itee on the strate. This wuz printud in t
an hum paper an thin tn Hawkeye it g
ez. maad an riz up on uts hin legs {
' nss tolt all about ut. Ut sed tn intervi,
yez. took place on a slapin car an tolt j.
t us what Phillips said in w poipe-dran
all Thin Phillips he wint to his h,
l,,s paper agin an seq Twas all a bl,
!? lie, over uz own signatoor. I
rup- Hawkeye wuz madder n maad.
SEE bounced on tibet innercint lam ;
ous- made him take iviry ting back as
one he'd sed to w hum paper, an say
he. interview was t'roo ting. Thin
y'r- poor divil on tn hum paper fms tt
IN. IN, Phillips he'd played con game
80 -. him, an he states tibet TIL denial av
seq DENIAL av the interview amt so at {
at all. An there We are an it's up
wid tn leader av dimocrisy t deny
ne 81, denial av tn deuial az tn interview
min git off av tn tickut IT'S harrud sail
~; hpat ic ha uir wi