The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-10-17
AN ISL AND FOR ANARCHISTS.

Frank Patterson in Pittsburg Dispatch -. :.
Anarchy Isle II there isn't suen place II nusa ~
~, .,cd II would be sland--the government mas
- f., oose ones where the anarchists would DC lar
L ,,yav TO satisfy the most sangunary exponent OF
tcl lsv-devoed to anarchists Let the sect go theie %
IL, il indulge its widest unshaven frenzy IT'S weue
schemes of government all by itself without inc H"
,ss,ssnatine anybody waving the RED nag
Tbere are possibilities in the suggestion THINK eies'
toto d might be arranged upon the day OF departure ior An
arcbv Isle Somebody could write poem eommenors.'ns
the day There are always poets feauy' sup, -,
n Il necesarytwo that nobody cared particularly ABOUT
would he made ready for departure good anarehst cap
tain and fine unwashed anarchist would have 70 DC
w hoard and trusted to the tender offices of spendidy
careless anarchist steward And they eouia get @ NP
readv for sailing Oh, but they could get it ready
Nortak Point or some equally immune spot shouo DC
selected for the point of embarkaon, and there all the an
rchss those of Paterson n J the bundle from Cnesso
the proup in St Louis the LAurore newspaper plant al III
an IDEAL condition OF repue might be gathered there tor
M dv Of setting sail And the yachts and the revenue cut
m and the white squadron and the merchant marine ana
the great liners all the ships known to the seas eouu as
sembe 10 see them off with anarchistic pandemoium
would be great day the sail spread Tor Anarchy
liz "tre,ye bo would be sung Herr losts choicest
nato and with the weighing OF the anchor great red flag
would fly from the manmast or wherever hags ny "or
and then no, for Anarchy Isle
The fit celebration Of departure would be all that the
people OF the United would need to worry about
~ reaching the high the crowd could throw all the
soap and fresh overheard kick the oung out OF an
other quarter make the barber able seaman and estaosh
ideal aarchstc lack OF rule Merely suggestion there
might be Rear Admiral Goldman and Commodore Most to
make speeches until the limit marking the high was
reached The only dcuy would be that an element would
Immediately have its knives out for this hint OF govern
mental head So perhaps this show OF authority might DC
omitted.
OF course the first day the captain would get an
ANONYMOUS letter telling him either resign his position or
gracefully submit hakar equally acceptable mode
OF passing The captain probably would become one OF the
,,,nJ1y an hpar hot
ships would be captains FIRST officers able seamen and vox
popu rolled into a
For the good Of the cause somebody of fitting humility
might permitted take the wheel That would insure ar
rival Anarchy Isle There would be log for OF recent
days logs have become eacherous things and anarchy har
bors nothing that treacherous OF not Therefore
will we omit log Would there log for the record
of that first day out would be rarely enjoyable
Well great ungovened managed to reach the coun-
try had been made for them would be great debark
alton Nothing would be in charge of anybody Everybody
would rush Enthusiastically avoiding falling into the water
The ship would probably have be burned about this time
by general During the debarkaton some one OF the
enthusiasts less soaked in the doctrines would rise to point
of that all might get ashore without difficulty. He
would promptly be assassinated.
Then the distribution of land would begin. OF course
there would be great asassnatons during this pc
Rod, there would be anarchists wanting the
farm and somebody would try settle the dispute and
promptly assassnated by the dspuants for aspiring the
presidency In this the numbers would be somewhat di
mnshed After all settled Anarchy Isle there might
be OF them who would be farmers but the prob
ability is that all OF them would live in cities where
they could breathe navey impure air and find sums live
in. And then there would be removals by knife,
vover dynamite mediums of who would endeavor
have system followed in the allotment of vocations
1t is hardly likely that the official organs would be issued
every genuine anarchist knows much any other
They're all equal mentally physically and financially Nor is
it likely that Cizeness Goldman would to indulge in
speech making there would be nobody iname deeds
OF sesacrhce simply because the opportunity of d. of
would be lacking The eclipse and subsequent perh-
cation OF the citizenes would shortly ensue.
The official brewer of the cooperative plant would have
troubles There differences of capacity among all men,
and when visitor would have become quoraden para
ytic others still would have large and ourishing thirst
The result would be that the day after the
ytc would visit the brewer with complaint that the citizens
with superior capacities should have been served after
citizen had reached the condition paralysis The of
fetal dispenser would probably explain that he was the
judge of this and would be for rising SUI
peror to the gentlemen of capacity and the quorladen
paralytic.
II might ultimately to the time when the population
OF Anarchy Isle would dwinde through assassination and de-
um tremens If there any material left in the
otca disery he would drink himself to death If not he
would assasnae himself upon discovering that he was the
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