New-York tribune., 1901-11-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Luigi Carreno. a journalist of Rome. in order TO
get up a story on the Pope's daily life recently Sc
cured employment IN the Vatican as a gardener
Henry" said Uncle Amos. from Upcreek. who
visiting his city nephew. who's that man In
the house on the other side of the street? Every
morning he stands in front of a window an shaves
himself He's done 1t now for three days. hand
i suppose he has done It every T morning for the
last us aen be ye1TS yed there a that fme
Yes and longer than that for all know I've
been here only ten years myself.
u don't know"
II havsnt the & ssh,esf G he bd idea and uRe Wsst o,
In an hour or two he returned.
Henry" he said. that chaps name IS Horton ct,
about s27 COO, owns thai house an lot belongs 70
the Church has three boys Sam an onf one
aG9g him in & hour b.hS than y have ia b in cR ten
makes people stupid '-(Chicagc Tribune
The Philadelphia Record" tells of prominent
woman in that city who claims have of
Paderewski's tears in a crystal locket. which she
wears around her neck While claiming by all she
holds sacred that it is one of Pade1ewski's tears
she is equally retcent how it came into her
possession, and how 1t found its way into her
locket Moreover. she Is quite indignant If people
joke about it. One young woman asked II Pade-
rewski had wept in his handkerchief and then
loaned 1t to her to wiring tea from she prompt
~ cut that young woman from her visiting list.
Joakley-I notice by the papers that very fN-
traordinary murderer was hanged out in Illinois
the other day . IT,,
Coakiey-What was so extraordinary about him?
Joakley-Why. although he ate the usual nreik- TX
fast Of bacon asd eggs or the morning done 0l % SO
with considerable relish. ."HtPhiadephia Press,
Conscience money" in G eat Britain now
amounts to thousands of pounds annually. The
first sum noticed was March so. 1889. when ESQ
was carried the public account in consequence
of note received by the Chancellor. The writer
with troubled soul implored him. "as an honest
man. to consider the money the property Of the
ma ation and TO be Just to apply IT TO the us"
of the State In such manner that the nation may
not suffer by its having been detained and thus to
ease the conscience of honest man.
good story is told of Mr.. jeff. wao has just
been appointed judge of the High Court ON one
occasion when he Recorder of shrewsbury
prisoner who something of a hypocrite, tried
at quarter sessions to melt his heart with tears
Have you never been in prison.? asked MI Jell
tho reply. well. don't cry" the Recorder repIed
THAT can easily be remeded. I'll send you there
now.'-(Iondon Globe
An Englishman who died recently bequeatned
fl eco to his widow and eight children, of whom
MARY is to receive f40 than the other chill
dren Nicholas so less. John fl4 less than his broth
ers and sisters Anna Il les. less. Joseph, Peter,
Gabriel and Frank receive each an equal part
which will he $40 less than that of Mary flo more
than that of Nicholas, ia more tEan that OF Iohn
and f6 more than that of Anna
pa" said Mrs Methusalefn to the oldest Of his
race, II wish you'd speak to Abimelech ne 8 peen
pulling Bildads hair again -. IA q,
'.LerI1me see.' auoth the patriarch how old is
Hes 247 his mex birthday"
well you make allowances for tn Doy'
ma He's young yt"-(Cleyeland Plain Dealer