Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1901-01-02
IT TURNED OUT WRONG.
A Married Mans Experiment That
Didn't Have the Desired
Eject.

While a certain citizen was waiting
in a certain barber-shop for his turn
to be shaved. he picked up a news
paper, and the first thing that caught
his eye was this:
mo matter how busy a man may
be, he should find time every day to
tell his wife that he loves her."
The paper fell from his hand as
he fell to musing upon the golden
past. Once more he was a young
man, living on hope and six dollars a
week, with a wife and two children
to cheer him on his way. Those were
bright and happy days, because they
were full of love. He used to talk to
his wife a great deal about love in
hat halcyon time, but he didn't do it
now.
He couldn't tell how or when or
why he had dropped the practice, but
he had to confess to himself that he
had.
just then the barber shouted:
.NfAls anu Nut tiNlLNh lbAhti VI
with a start, and got into the chair.
The barber said it was a nice day,
but the citizen was so buried in
thought hat he needed him not, and
made no reply.
The towel went under his chin, and
the lather went on to his face, and
the sable man who bent over him in
timated that it looked very much like
rain, but he was so deep in thought
that this remark was also wasted.
The citizen was thinking of the
happy hours when loves young dream
was his, and he was going without
everything in this world he could, to
save money to buy furniture. And
from that he began trying to remem-
Der the last time he told his wife he
loved her, but he couldn't do it to
save his life. 1t was too far back.
He had been married n long time.
At this he felt ashamed of himself,
and determined that he would do bet
ter IN the future-yes, very much. So
he blurted out:
'Tll do it! | WILL will"
whats that, sir?" said the bar
Der, stopping suddenly, with his razor
in the air.
The citizen blushed through the
lather, and said il didn't matter. He
had been pondering that newspaper
item so deeply that he had forgotten
where he was.
When he started for home il was
with the firm resolve that lie would
turn over n new leaf, and make his
wife's heart bound with joy. He would
tell her that she was dear TO him,
and see the roses bloom in her cheeks
once more.
The thought a delightful, and
made Him feel as fine as If he had
money in every pocket.
When the citizen reached home,
however, the wrong planet must have
been having too much influence in the
sky, fer his wife had but just n mo-
mcLt before come out Of the kitchen,
after having had a dreadful time with
the hired girl, about something that
hadn't been done to suit her.
The citizen was too much occupied
with his new idea to notice her ex-
element, however, and so he walked
up TO her side, stopped to kiss her, and
tenderly said:
MY dear, | love you"
"Simcn Hcnry.' exclaimed the
astonished "What's the mat
ter with you? Have you lost your
senses?"
mo, no., my dear. II"
Don't you dare to dear me!
You've been drinking again. That's
what you've been up to. AS though /
didn't have trouble enough already,
that you must"
YOU'RE mistaken, my love, +"
"Not another world" exclaimed the
angry woman, with swapping eyes.
You'd never act that way if you
were sober. o dear me! dear me!
You're a beast! That's what you
are"
The citizen tried to slip his arm
around her waist, but she pushed him
from her, and shouted:
Keep away from me, or I'll hurt
you! l won't let you make fun of me
to my facet"
And the disappointed citizen went
out into the g,oaming and leaned
the cold iron fence to think
more.
He thought he would like to sec the
who wrote that newspaper item.
Horn Rrownn In Indian.