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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
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PERSONAL.
sages.

M. De Bloch is acquiring a muse
UNI in Lucerne whose special object is
to illustrate by diagrams, maps and
other objects the wastefulness of mod
ern war.
1t has been determined that the
memorial to the late Senator Stephen
M. White of California shall be in the
form of life-sized statue, which will
be located in the Court House grounds
at Los Angeles.
DR.. ]. B. E. Jonas, who since
1889 has been an instructor in Ger
man in Purdue University, Indiana,
has been elected to succeed Prof. AIon-
20 Williams as head of the German
Department at Brown University.
The day before he delivered his
notable address at the Buffalo EXPOSE
ton President Mckinley made this
confession, Il am just as nervous be-
fore beginning a speech nowadays as
| was before delivering my maiden ad-
dress in the House of Representatives
years and years ago."
AT a recent wedding in Washing
ton WI Tingfang was jocularly ask
ed to pronounce a Chinese blessing on
the couple. The Oriental diplomat
complied in this fashion: May every
year bless you with a child until they
number twenty-five. May these chill
dren present you with twenty-five
times twenty-five grandchildren, and
may these grandchildren-' At this
point the bride and groom fed.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15

A young Cleveland woman, who
teaches a Sunday-sehool class, told her
small flock several Sundays ago about
the long journey of the children of Is
rael on their way to the promised land,
says the Plain Dealer. She described
the march of the column through the
wilderness and told how the priests
walked behind the vanguard, bearing
their sacred burdens.
Last Sunday she thought she would
discover how much of this lesson the
little fellows remembered. To her
chagrin the first boy she asked remem-
bered nothing about it.
Come, now" she said. some of you
surely remember what the priests car
ried when they marched through the
wilderness"
But no one remembered until she
reached little Hally.
Now. Hally," she said, you know
what they carried, don't your"
Hally nodded.
"They carried the lunch" he said,
with a look of triumph at his stupid
classmates.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
"a. PAGES.
INDEX ID NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meeting Armour Lodge No. 1884, G.
u. o. of o. F.
Special Notices-Steamer Clifton to
Old ocean; Andrew Hanley Company;
Savannah Building Supply Company;
Board and Rooms Millinery; Madame
L. Desbouillons; $25 Reward, Georgia
Field Trial Association; Notice to Su-
per,or Court Jurors; Rice Birds at
Helmken's Cafe; Tomorrow at Joyce's
Two Stores; Announcement, Farris f.
Branhn; Thonnesen's Art Store; Lee
vans Table dHote.
Business Notices-They Deserve It.
Ssva3rah Carriage and Wagon Co
Electric Supply Company; The Best
coffee, at MINISTER'S; Branch's Braa.n:
Be. Gle Repairing, Daniel A Holland;
Anniversary Clock" r. Van Keuren.
School ChiIdrens Supply saIe-At
Jackson's.
Exceptional Values That Are
Worthy of Your Attention-At the Bee
Hive.
Fall, 19O1-The Metropolitan Clothing
Company.
Laundries-E. & w. Laundry; Red
Cross Laundry; Savannah Steam
Laundry.
Early Fall Announcement-Dan
Hogan.
Insurance-The Travellers.
Gas Range-Mutual Gas Light
company. = u ~ 81
Little by Little This Store Crows
T. A. Bryson, Columbia Wheels.
Amusements-Eugea Blair and
Company in Peg Wellington" at The
ater, Monday Night; Royal Music
Hall.
One Hundred Thousand Dollars
Worth of New Merchandise-Foye &
Ecksteln.
Special Sale of seasonable Shoes
Byck Bros.
Our First Fall Announcements
Leopold Adler.
House Furnishing News-At Gut
mans.
We Are Showing the Latest Importa-
tion in Dress Goods-Walsh & Meyer.
Burning Both Ends of the Candle
3. H. Levy & Bro.
Financially. Z. Woodend Co., New
York.
"steel shod" School Shoes-The
Globe Shoe Company.
September Special Sale -Gustave
Eckstein & Co.
Educational-Ryan's Business Col
lege.
Now Is the Time-Thos. West &
Co.
Stoves and Ranges and Cleveland
Wheels-Wm. g. II. II. baltimore.
We Are Compelled to Have More
Room-Allen Bros.
Pianos, Organs, Etc.-Ludden &
Bates S. NJ. II.
Postum Food Coffee-Postum Cereal
Company.
Whiskeys-Old Quaker Rye Whis-
key; Murray Hill Club Whiskey.
Cigars-Cortez Cigars.
Beef-Liebig's Extract of Beef.
MediCal-Dr. Hathaway Company;
Cuticura Abbey's Effervescent Salt;
r. r. r.; Stuart's Gin and Buchu;
Mothers Friend; Cascarets: S. s. S.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
The Growth of nm Idea.

How ideas grow or diminish in their
realization according to circumstances
is shown in an anecdote of the Shah
of Persia and the Partisan sculptor
Boucher, says the New York Evening
Post. The Shah had ordered bust
and, on it's completion, expressed his
satisfaction at the excellence OF the
likeness and of the work. But" he
said to the sculptor, lit looks some
way incomplete. We must have a
full-length statue When the statue
was satisfactorily finished, 1t was the
artists turn to find the plan too small
Your Majesty" said Boucher, lin this
country we represent on foot only the
politicians and ministers-I can see in
my minds eye Your Majesty on horse
back" His Majesty, accordingly, is
to be seen on an Arab steed, in bronze,
in Boucher's atelier, and the modest
bust has grown into an equestrian
statue, which will stand in the court
yard of the palace at Teheran.
But monuments shrink, too, at times
The widow of a French deputy came
the day after the funeral to consult a
great sculptor on the subject of a mon
ument for her husbands tomb. The
sculptor suggested a portrait bust.
"Only a bust she cried Indignantly:
Il wish at least a statue with allegori-
cal figures" A week later, when the
sculptor had the model of the group
wen in hand, came a note saying that
she had decided that the bust. after
all, would be in better taste. For some
weeks the artist worked on the bust.
At length the young widow arrived on
the arm of an attache of legation. She
opened her lorgnette and inspected the
bust. 1T is very like him." she said
finally, but a bust is so commonplace;
a bronze medallion would be in far
better taste" The monument actual
ly bears medallion in bronze, under
the niche intended for the full-length
statue of the deputy and his appro-
pirate aIlegories.
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A Very Good Reason.

81 told him I would make him eat
his words" declared Mr.. Beechwood,
holly, speaking of a quarrel he had
had with Mr.. Brushton, says the Pitts
burg Telegraph. He had
been telling things about me that are
rank untruths."
How foolishly men talk to one an
other" commented Mrs. Beechwood,
placidly.
What do you mean?" demanded her
husband. 'Do you intend to insinuate
that men talk to each other more fool
ishly than women chatter"
"Of course, l do" the lady went on,
imperturbably. Now, women never
try to make each other eat their words,
no matter how angry they may be-"
Certainly not" retorted Mr.. Beech
wood, land for very good reason, too"
What reason?" she demanded.
Because their digestive apparatus is
inferior to their vocabulary"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
THE OVERWHELMING SUBJECT.

COMMUNICATIVE Chief Rassieur of the
Grand Army of the Republic devoted
a large part of his annual address at
Cleveland on Thursday to pensions. In
this he did not disappoint his au-
dience or the public. In the course of
his address he said that the pension
problem, so far as the Veterans were
concerned, was the subject which over
Swallowed all others, and had called
for more attention and thought In the
past year than all other questions
which concern u.s." Is 1t not fact
that the pension question has always
been the overshadowing one with a
great section of the Grand Army of the
Republic?
Urged on by the pension sharks the
Grand Army has ever insisted upon
legislation that would increase the
pension burden of the country. 1t is
now more than thirty-five years since
the close of the Civil War, and more
is being paid out annually in pensions
than at any other time since the close
of that war.
The Grand Army, however. is not
satisfied with what IL has obtained
with the $140.000.000 a year or there
abouts which ii is now receiving-and
seeks to create new classes of pen
sioners. and also to bring about
more liberal construction of the pen
sion laws-a construction that would
give millions of dollars to pensioners
against whose applications the Com
missioner of Pensions has ruled
A big part of the Grand Army Is
bitterly hostile to Pension Commits
sioner Evans. 1t intends to have him
removed If 1t can, and its chance for
doing so may be improved under the
new administration. President Nc
Kinley refused to remove Commits
sioner Evans because he was satisfied
that he was doing his duty honestly
and fearlessly. In the course of his
address on Thursday, Commander-in-
Chief Rassieur intimated that Com
missioner Evans overrode, boldly and
recklessly, orders issued by his supe-
rior officer in the matter of pensions.
1t is doubtful if the Commissioner ever
did any thing of the kind, though no
doubt Commander-in-C Chief Rassieur
thinks he did. He is so blinded by his
hostility to the Commissioner that he
is not able to make fair statement In
regard to the Commissioner acts.
OF course, there are prominent Grand
Army men who do not favor raids on
the treasury which appear TO be so
popular with Commander-in-C Chief
Rassieur and Gen. Sickles, but there
are enough OF them to make Commits
sioner Evans position rather uncom~
Portable for him and to keep Congress
constantly stirred up on the subject of
pensions.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
WAS THERE A PLOT.

The police of Chicago and Buffalo
say they have evidence which leaves
little or no doubt that there was plot
to assassinate President Mckinley.
They are not making public that which
they have, and doubtless will not do
so as long as they continue to get ad-
ditional evidence.
OF course, the arrested anarchists
are protesting against their arrest, and
are demanding immediate release. There
is no law under which they can be held
in custody very long If there is no evil
dence showing they are criminals. But
ought there not to be a law against
those who teach the doctrines which
they teach? It is true the feeling in
favor of free speech is deeply rooted
in the American mind, but ought such
freedom of speech be permitted as en-
dangers the stability of the government
and the welfare of society?
These anarchists do not believe in
organized government or organized So
eiety. If they could have their way
they would oveFturn both. While it may
be true that they do not go about kill
ing people they inspire weak-minded
men and women with a desire to kill
those they think stand in the way of
the success of their doctrines.
1t may turn out that Czolgosz was
not selected by group of anarchists
to kill President Mckinley, but there
is no doubt that he was led to commit
the dastardly deed by the teachings of
anarchists. Those who teach others to
commit crimes are as bad as those
who commit the crimes.
There is no good reason why the
American people should live in constant
dread of lot of people to whom they
are under no obligation of any kind.
People afflicted with leprosy are isolat-
ed because they are dangerous to the
community in which they are found.
Anarchists are a source of danger to
the whole country. They strike at the
head of a nation, not because they
hate him, but because they think that
by striking him down they can bring
about confusion, and consequently the
condition of anarchy at which they
aim. A leper is capable of doing COM
paratively little harm, but an anarch-
list can seriously injure a great nation.
1t would seem therefore that there is
more reason for law suppressing an
archism than for suppressing leprosy
The specialists who have investigated
the mental condition of Czolgosz say
that he is sane, but may not his in
sanity be of a kind they are unac-
quainted with-a kind that is even
more dangerous than any of the recog
nized kinds? Surely no sane person
would undertake to assassinate the
head of a great nation, or even per-
son of less Importance, simply to carry
out certain doctrines in which he pro-
fesses to believe, unless he were not
in his right mind. If these anarchists
are insane, therefore. why should they
not be confined as other insane people
are, or sent to some lonely island as
the Hawaiian lepers are? 1t certainly
is not just that the welfare of a great
nation should be jeopardized by few
hundred people who think it would be
better to live without organized gov
eminent or organized society?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
In Round Figures.

Not long ago a lady was giving a
lecture, says London Answers. Her
subject was the human figure, and the
requirements in the way of proportion,
for beauty. She herself was of gener-
ous-one may say unwieldy-slze, and
her manner was supereilious and lofty.
She was trying to demonstrate the rel
alive sizes of the limbs as they really
ought to be.
For example," said she, twice
round my thumb"-she held II up
"once round my wrist: twice round my
wrist, once round my neck; twice round
my neck, once round my waist"
Here she paused, and a shrill voice
from the audience exclaimed:
Twice round your waist, once round
Hyde Park"
The lecturer hastily passed on to an
other branch of the subject.
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
ONCE MORE THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

There has been an unconscionable
lot of speculation respecting the To-
cation of the Garden of Eden. The
average person has the idea that it
was located somewhere in Asia, pos
sibly in some part of what is now the
domain of the Sultan of Turkey. But
there is no positive assurance to that
effect. The nebulous character of the
information respecting the site of the
garden in which grew the famous
apple tree that Eve and the serpent
held their unfortunate tete-a-tete I'M
der has left the way open for various
claims to be advanced in behalf of
sundry locations. Thus we have had
it in recent years that the Garden of
Eden was located in South Carolina
where the gigantic fossils of animal
bones have been discovered, in Arme-
MIA, in the Caucasus. in the Philippine
Islands, in South America, in Florida,
and last but not least in Adams county,
Ohio.
In advocacy of this latest candidate
for notoriety as the site of the Garden
of Eden comes forward the Rev. Lam
don West. who is the pastor of
church at Pleasant Hill, in the Buck
eye state. He appeals to the scrip
lures for evidence as to the location
of the Garden. and finds nothing there
in to show that the location was not
Adams county, Ohio; therefore, he
argues, there is no reason why other
evidences may not be accepted as
showing that the Garden was, indeed,
an Ohio institution.
In Adams county there is a famous
mound, known as the Serpent Mound.
At what corresponds to the serpent's
mouth in the mound is something that
resembles an altar. Archeologists
have for a number of years been try
ing to discover the origin of this pecu-
liar formation, and the only conclusion
they have reached is that the mound
was constructed by mound builders.
This, it must be admitted, is a most
sapient conclusion. However the Rev.
Mr. West looks at the matter in the
light of faith, and sees in the Serpent
Mound the direct handiwork of the
Deity. What is supposed to be the al
tar in the serpent's mouth he says is
a representation of the apple with
which Eve was tempted. and the fig
urative serpent and apple were placed
in Adams county as a perpetual re-
minder of the temptation and down
fall of man.
Along this line the preacher works
out an elaborate theory, which has the
merit of ingenuity, if it is not convinc-
ing. However. he leaves something to
be desired. 1t would have been more
satisfying If he had clearly de-
fined the metes and bounds of the gar
den. Did Brush Creek run through
the delectable grounds? Was Buck
Run, or Jaybird, or Scrub, or Stout the
site upon which our fore parents first
saw snakes and awaited themselves OF
fig leaves? All of this is Of local In
terest to Ohio and general interest TO
the country.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
Troubles of n Lady Lecturer.

A certain lady lecturer tells two good
stories against herself, says Tit-Bits.
II was on tour through the prov
inces," she says. Zone night, as / ap-
peared on the platform in a small
town, the chairman introduced me to
my audience in the following way:
You have heard of Mr.. Gladstone
the grand old man. Let nae now in
troduce to you the grand old woman.
This was intended as a sincere COM
pliment."
"On another occasion bluff old far
mer, who boosted of his ability to look
on all sides of question, announced
me as follows:
"'This lady's come here to talk about
her rights he said. She's hired the
hall, and so she's got right to be
here, and IL any of you don't like what
she's got to say, you've got an equal
right to walk out in the middle ont. "
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
SCHOOLS AND CoLLEGEs.
MOriOn's Scn0OI for Bows,

1917 East Macon Street.
Prepares for college, fits for business
No slipshod work done here. Its grad
yates never fail to make good records
Hence they are received into the Uni
yersity of Georgia, the University Of
Virginia, Hampden- Sidney College, Va.
Davidson College, North Carolina. and
other schools and colleges without en-
trance examinations.
No other private school In this city
enjoys as large a patronage. 1t offers
splendid preparation for the United
States academies or any archaeological
school.
Four of the best teachers in the state
compose its faculty.
The Fifteenth session commences Oct.
/. Tuition reasonable. For catalogues
or other information, address
J. r. MORTON, nj. A, PRINCIPAL.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15

Three years or so ago Emma Gold
man astonished a Milwaukee sidewalk
audience by announcing that on the
following evening she would baptize
an anarchist baby on the streets.
Promptly at the time indicated, and
when a large audience had been as
a0mblod. an anarchist and his wife
presented a baby OF a few months to
the woman to be baptized" She took
the child. held It in her arms, made
a speech denouncing religion and it's
customs, and poured mug of beer
over the child's head. THAT is an an
archist baby" she shouted, "and It
has had an anarchist baptisml" That
is the manner OF woman who has in
fiuenced the taking of the life of a
Christian President Of the United
States.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15

AT last we shall have a chance"
said Mrs. Newcomb, according to the
Chicago Record Herald.
"Iiow?" her husband asked. HAS
she finally seen fit to call on you?"
mo but they are going TO build a
new and bigger house across the street
from the one they occupy now. and
when they go there to live ! can cali
because etiquette gives the ones that
live anywhere the right 10 call first on
others that Just move in, you know"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15

The telephone girls in the Spring
held, o., exchange must be having
lots of fun. A medium who keeps a
boarding house in that city declares
that she constantly receives messages
from the other world over her tele-
phone. A lot of misehievous girls in
a telephone exchange are we'll calcu-
lated to send some unearthly mes
sages.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15

Mrs. Johns, who lives near Wilkes
barre, Pa, is under oath. sworn on
a Bible, to have every one of her
teeth pulled out. She made the fool
ish vow when it was believed the
President would get Wen, saying that
If he died she would have her teeth
pulled one each week as an evidence of
her sorrow. Should she keep her vow
it would only prove that she is a very
silly woman, not that her sorrow was
deap-seated.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
BRIGHT BITS.

In the Future-First Billionaire's
day?
Second Billionaire's Son-I got rail-
road. That's nothing. 1 got a whole
system. Life.
"A Natural Query-Mamma (who is
expecting the minister)-Willie, we will
have a very nice old gentleman to tea
this evening, and you must be very
good while he's here.
Willie-Why, is he Santa CLAUSE
Philadelphia Press.
No Deferred Payments-'Ts your
daughter learning to play by note?"
Certainly not" answered Mrs. Cum
rox, little Indignantly. 1--WE pay cash
for every lesson. The ideai"-Wash
ington Star.
-Diplomacy-First Boy-Its 6
o'clock. Let's go home.
Second Boy-Nitl If we go home now
we'll git licked fer stayin' so late. If
we stay till eight Wen git Rugged and
kissed fer not bein' drowned.-Puck
Her Reason-"Did you ever try
any of these health foods?" the sym
pathetic friend asked of the dyspeptic
lady. YES she replied, land I'm not
going to eat any more of them" "why
not?" Because they spoil my appe-
tite. Plain Dealer.
Mrs. Dawn-"You hateful thing.
You told Mile Meadows you only
wished you were single again."
Mr.. Dawn with happy inspiration)-
OF course, 1 did. 1t was only that I
might experience once again the joy 1
felt when you accepted me, darling.
Mrs. Dawn-You dear boy! 1 knew
you couldn't be so cruel-Tit- Bits
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-09-15
The Weather.

The indications for Georgia are
showers, cooler weather in northern
and western portions, variable winds,
and for Eastern Florida showers and
cooler weather in central and northern
portions. east to southeast winds.