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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
MccLURE'S FOR MARCH.

The leading article in McCmre's Ma
gazine for March will be a character
study of Edward the Seventh. written
by George W. Smalley, the American
correspondent of the London Times,
and illustrated by a remarkable collec-
ton OF photographs.
Life Portraits of Queen Victoria"
will be feature in the March issue OF
McClures Magazine. The series Is
made up Of reproductions from photo
graphs and paintings, and 1t is OF no.
table historical value. They cover the
life of the Queen from infancy to old
age, and are accompanied by descrip-
tive text.
Theodore Roosevelt, Vice President
OF the United States, will contribute to
McClure's Magazine for March an arti-
Gle entitled, Reform Through Social
Work"
Outstanding the Union Army" is the
title of an article by Ida NJ. Tarbell,
which will appear in the March number
of McClure's Magazine. This will fully
describe the extraordinary feat accom-
plished by the Federal Government al
the close of the Civil War, when. with
out any disaster, million soldiers
were returned to their quiet pursuits
The article is deliberately illustrated.
Among the contents of McClure's Ma,
gazine for March will be What W,
Know About Mars" by Edward S. Hol'
den, formerly director of the Lick Oh.
servatory; "Billy's fearless Woe" {
story written and illustrated by Fred
eric Remington: The Law Of Life" al
Alaskan story, by Jack London; "DaI
Mccarthy" story OF the New Yorl
Police, by ]. Lincoln Steffens; besidet
other short stories, an instalment o
Kim" by Rudyard Kipling, and {
poem by Josephine Dodge Daskham.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
John Emmeluth
Has Bad Accident

John Emmeluth came very near ne
ing killed on Emma street just below
the Dole home at about 7:15 o'clock
last evening. He had been up to the
house of his wife's brother and had
left the lady there in order that he
might come down town to attend to
some business. He was jogging along
at comfortable rate in his double
seated surrey when. of a sudden his
horse stumbled and fell over in a heap.
Before Mr.. Emmeluth knew what had
happened, he had been thrown out Oh
the neck Of the PROSTATE animal alo
from there, was landed in the road.
One of the employees of the Board Vt
Health who happened to be walking
along in the vicinity at the time ran to
the assistance of Mr.. Emmeluth. Tho
horse was unable to get away and was
all tangled up in the harness. The
Board Of Health man got out his peck
ct knife and ripped away at the har.
ness, cutting his hand badly while do
ing this necessary work.
In the meantime, Mr.. Emmeluth had
picked himself up and was helping
with the horse. When he came to OK
anime into the cause of the accident.
he found that big heap of sand hal
been left in the road without the &C.
customed danger signal. Naturally. he
was very much incensed, as he might
have been killed by the criminal care.
lessness of some one.
Aside from a badly bruised hand
and sore body, Mr.. Emmeluth did
not suffer much. In going out of The
carriage so unceremoniously, he broke
the dashboard very badly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
RULES FOR NJ. d. DEGREE.

Consul Hughes sends from Coburg.
November 5. 1900, translation Of the
rules for comforting the degree OF doc
tor Of medicine which took effect Octo-
Der |, as follows:
Tho degree of doctor OF medicine
ca nbe conferred only after thesis has
been published and verbal examin-
alton has been undergone. A promo
ito in absentia' will not be allowed
under any circumstances. BY his thesis
the candidate must prove that he Is
able to work independently on scien-
thc lines. The thesis must usually he
written in German, though the use of
another language may be allowed by
the faculty. A biography Of the candi-
date must be appended. The verbal
examination consists either of sim
pie questioning or OF an 'Examen rig
orosum.' German subjects cannot re-
ceive the degree before having OBJ
tanned permission from the Govern
ment to practice as a physician within
the Empire.
by unanimous vote of the faculty
and with the permission of the super
vising board, deviations from this rule
may be granted in particular cases, in
which the candidate cannot. for weighty
reasons, be expected to comply with
them. Foreigners who have received
the Government permission to prac-
tlce medicine within the German En-
pire are subject to the same regula-
tlons regarding their promotion to the
degree of doctor Of medicine as those
laid down for German subjects. For
elgners who do not possess the permit
for the German Empire and who wish
to be promoted should lay before the
faculty the following facts:
"Q That they have had the school,
ing required In their own country for
passing the examination and receiving
the degree; II in their own country
fixed rules in regard to the matted do
not exist, they will have to show GER
tihcates from home in which proof Is
given that their schooling Is equal to
that required for obtaining the matric-
ulation certificate at a German Real
gymnasium.
"(2) That they have passed through
(a) Studies before regularly organ
lied medical faculty OF as many semes-
tiers as are required in Germany for
admittance to the regular medical ex-
aminations. (b) That at least one OF
those semesters has been spent at the
German University at which they wish
to receive their degree.
This latter rule may be suspended
II the candidate be well known to the
faculty. The printed thesis, which
must be produced before obtaining per-
mission to appear for the degree exam
ination, may. at the faculty's dis
erection, be replaced by scientific work
OF the candidate which has already
been printed and published"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
Police Court Notes.

The following cases were disposed OF
In the Police Court Wednesday:
Chris. Wagner, assault and battery on
F. Scheifer, s25 and costs; Eddie
Myers, larceny in the second degree,
discharged; Joe Macario, empezzle-
ment, March 10; Caczarlo +. Roza, as
sault and battery on +. NJ. Costa, rep
rimanded and discharged b. Bremen,
ST., assault and battery on +. Shelter,
discharged and b. Bremen, Jr., same
charge, $25 and costs.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
ANNUAL Meeting

The regular annual meeting Of the sto *
holders Ct the lNTERISLAND STEAM
NAVIGATION CO., LTD, will be held at
the office Of the company, Queen street, on
Tuesday, March IL, 1901, at 10 O'Clock
a. m.
c. H. CLAPP,
>, Secretary.
Honolulu. Feb. IS, 1901. I77Itd
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

To CURE A Cc!-c IN ONE DAY.
Fake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II It
fails to cure. L. w. Groves signature
is on each box 90 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
SEATTLE BEER.

The ever popular Rainier beer is be-
coming a household word and will
you have a glass of Seattle" is more
often heard than anything else. The
Criterion Saloon has the beer ON tap or
In bottles.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
McBryde Sugar Company, Ltd.

The Annual Meeting of the McBrvde
Sugar Company, Ltd, will be held in the
office Of the Chamber Of Commerce at 10
a. m. on FRIDAY, MARCH 27nd.
The stock transfer books will be closed
between the 9TH and 2znd inst
GEORGE F. DAVIES,
1 rSI.th Snrrsflru
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
Annual Meeting,

The adjourned annual meeting Of tn.
stockholders Of the WAlANAE Co, LTD,
will be held at the Office of J. NJ. Dewsett
Merchant street, on Monday, March 18TH,
1901, at O'Clock p. m.
J. NJ. DOWSETT,
Secretary.
Honolulu, March 5th, 1901. t7So-td
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
Real Estate
TR NNSACTIONS.

Instruments filed for record Mar 6, 1901.
First Party Second Party Class
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
NOTICE.

THE PACIFIC MILL COMPANY
has succeeded TO the planning mill business
of the Enterprise Mil Co., Ltd, Alsllea
and Richards streets, and respectfully soIi-
cts the patronage Of all former customers
Of the latter mill company.
EMMETT MAY,
I7I6tf W. H. 6. ARMENIAN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

Stockholders are hereby notified that the
fthAssessment Of per cent or two and
one-half dollars per share on the Capits,
Stock Of THE INTER ISLAND TELE
GRAPH CO., LTD, Is due and payable
July Ist, at the office of the Undersigned,
(II Fort street. ]. n. FISHER.
Actg. Treas. Inter Island Telegraph Co.
Limited.
Honolulu. June I, 1000. I<so
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
In the Circuit Court Of the First
Circuit.
Island Of Oahu, Territory Of Hawaii.
At Chambers.


ORDER FOR A SPECIAL TERM.
Deeming II ESSENTIAL to the promotion Of
justice, do order that a special term of
the Circuit Court of the First Circuit be
held in the Judiciary Building in Honolulu
commencing Tuesday, March the 10Th, A.
D., 1901, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon Of
said day and continuing for the period
provided by law.
Done at Chambers this Ist day Of March
A. D., 1901.
(Slg) A. S. HUMPHREYS,
First Judge.
The foregoing order is hereby approved.
Dated March I, 1901.
(Sig) w. F. FREAR,
Chief Justice Of the Supreme Court Of the
Territory of Hawaii. 1881 st
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07

The Evening Bulletin, rs cents pc,
month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1901-03-07
Easter Vacation Notice.

The Government Schools throughout
the Territory will close for the Easter
Vacation on Thursday, April 4th, and will
reopen for the next term on Monday, April
18Th.
By order Of the Department Of Public
Instruction.
c. T.RODGERS,
I77o.3t Secretary.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
He Wanted TO Explain.

The man up by the front door Of the
car was badly bowlegged. but no n
had noticed 1t as he entered. and the
TACT would have entirely escaped OBJ
servation had he not suddenly querled
of the passenger ON his left:
"Y0u noticed my legs. of course?"
"Not particularly was the reply.
81 thought | saw you squirting. Ny
legs are bowed"
Sorry to hear it."
..But l want you to know how II
came about" continued the man. II
wasn't born this way"
"No?"
mo, sir, | wasn't. 1t has oil come to
me from having to hitch along on the
kitchen roof and climb through a win
dow when the old woman locks me out
Of nights, and | want the blame placed
where 1t belongs"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26


I can't gee. for the life OF me. why people should
be good
And always Try to do the things the Bible says
they should.
Ny ma she's always tellin' me that II I'm wick
Won't never have a harp to twang nor live up in
the sky;
But Uncle william died last month, and. oh. he
used TO swearl
And II he ever went to church. why. no one saw
him there:
Still, when they had the funeral and when the
preacher prayed
He spoke about the golden harp that Uncle Will
liam played.
And then he told us how
Contented Uncle William is.
Up there with those white wings Of his.
Cause he's in heaven now.
Pa used to tell us all about the way old Briggs
would cheat
And gouge the poor and take the shoes right of
the orphans feet;
He wouldn't pay his taxes. and he took the Wild
ow's mite
At least. I heard pa telling ma he took the mite
all right
But when they had the funeral the church was
crowded, and
The preacher said he'd gone awny to join the
angel band;
lie trembled when he spoke about "the one
who'd gone before
10 live in everlasting bliss upon that shining
Shore"
And then he told us how
Contented the cid skinflint Is
With that nice golden harp Of his,
Cause he's in heaven now.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
IT WAS THE LANGUAGE.
Why the Tourist Who Swore ut Beg
gnrs In Italy Was Fined.


at had heard about the beggars Of
Rome long enough before | went
Abroad" said the tourist, "and | had
also made up my mind that they should
not profit by me. When | got to the
holy city at last and found myself sur
rounded as | walked out In the morn
ing, / gave the crowd the cold shoulder.
One of them-and he was the frowsiest
ind raggedest of the lot-stuck to me
till l lost my patience and swore at
him, and an hour later l was arrested
Ind taken into court. The charge was
using profane language in public, and
after | had been fined the equivalent
Of two dollars and was free to go | said
to the judge:
"'You Italians are a curious people.
There are plenty of you who must
fwear In public
"'That Is certainly true, signor,' he
replied.
"'Then why fine me for doing itY
".Because you swore In English and
hot in our beautiful Italian tongue"
NJ. QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
HE WAS REFEREE.
nut Now wishes That He Had Never
Taken the Job.


"No. | didn't run against a load of
hay" said the man with a black eye.
at was worse than that. | had three
hours to wait In a Connecticut town
the other day, and while | was wait
ing some fellers got up a running race
and asked me to act as referee"
"And you didn't know any hetterY'
asked the man with the broken nose.
Not then. | eve thanked EN- for
the honor shown me. and l have no
doubt that l looked very dignified and
Important over It."
well, the race was run?'
at was"
and you made n decisionf"
az did. Yes, one of the runners came
tut ten feet ahead, and of course de-
,ided In his favor"
"And then?'
"'Why, the other six hoped On to me-,
Of course. and a part of the result Is
before you. Yes, sir, they licked blazes
out of me and left me for dead, and the
next crowd that wants to honor me will
see me growing wings to fly out of it
NJ. QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
he WORK.
hut Hia Little Scheme to Get 1t Was
a Failure.

Hill Ell1 AlAtAC a9AA w go
Failure.
Eyes, we've all read the story about
the man who picked up a pin on the
street and thus attracted the attention
of a rich man." said the chap with the
red necktie. but things don't work
that way in real life. Take my case,
for instance. | wanted to get solid
with n railroad superintendent and
strike a conductorship. | knew at
what hour to look for him at his of
flee, and | was waiting for him one
morning with n brass collar button In
my fingers. As he approached ! let the
button fall. and as he came nearer |
picked it up"
"Ah, young man. you have found
something" he said as he halted.
"Yes. sir. 1t is only a brass collar
button, but | never overlook small
things"
'Tl1at Is right. Keep that in mind
and you will succeed. Are you out of
work just now"
Eyes. sir" | replied. with my heart
in my mouth.
"Then you might look fer the mate
to that button and so make a pair!' he
said as he went up stairs. NJ. QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
A Palace Sleeping Car.


Have you loitered in the smoking room
OF a palace sleeping car.
Keeping tab upon the water tank
As you smoke your last cigar?
Have you observed the tumbler2
Has II occurred to you
The many different uses
That people put 1t tot
Here's a fellow with a collie
His face is pale and drawn
Pours %paregoric in 1t
And bids his pain begone.
Next CONES a bilious drummer,
Who at the tumbler halts
And fills the vessel blithely
With a slug Of EPSON salts.
He's followed by a person
With the customary within
That a seidlitz power nightly
Is just the thing for him.
And on his heels comes some one
Who faneies something hot
And takes a swig OF Railway
To touch the chilly spot.
One takes a morphine tablet,
Which lae lumber has to drown.
And another drinks a bumper
To help a blue pill down.
One mikes up a gsrgle
And one a lemon squash:
Another gives his mouth a bath
And then his teeth a wash.
You may talk OF golden bealets;
You may boast OF pewter mugs;
You may chortle over iankirds
And rave OF silver jugs.
But there's not q drinking vessel
In restaurant or bar
That's in 1t with the tumbier
OF q palace sleeping carl
Detroit Journal
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Tim lid - If you
please, Mrs. Boardbill.
I'm getting rather tit-
ed of hash with my
coffee and toast for
breakfast.
Mrs. Boardbill-Al
right. I'll tell the girl
to give you nothing
but coffee and toast
after this. = Chicago
News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

'That man once offered me money
FOR my vote" remarked the practical
politician.
"And you refused It with scornT'
81 did. My conscience wouldn't per-
init me to take 1t. 1t wasn't More than
half of what is customarily paid. and
/ couldn't have looked my fellow men,
bers of the legislature in the face If |
had cut prices" Washington Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Not Entirely Happy.

"You remember Thrailklll. who used
to have such hard work making both
ends meet?
"Yes. | heard he inherited n fortune.
Poor fellow! He needed 1t badly enough.
What use did lie make of TT"
You know. he had a mania for old
and rare books-would rather handle
them ard gloat over them than do any
thing else In the world. Well. he bought
out a secondhand book store"
And | suppose he's happy now"
Eyes. except when somebody comes
In to buy n book."-Chicago Tribute.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Mere Opinion.

The independence of the people OF
by the nam who wears n straw hat and
an overcoat.
A woman's love for her husband
causes her forever to suspect him. Her
love for her sol makes her forever be-
lieve in him.
mission when it was merely a disIneli-
nation to work.-Chieago Record Her
aid.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Not the Way He wanted IL.

You promised me IA kiss. May |
take itF"
Surely" she replied. "a first class
baseball player like you would derive
no satisfaction from simply taking n
kiss. Stand off across the room and
I'll throw you one"
Even merltorious proficiency in some
lines may be regretted at times.-Chl-
cage Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

"When I make n mistake" said Mr..
Meekton's wife. Il do not hesitate to
confess It,"
"Yes. Henrietta" was the reply, you
can afford to say that. You never
make any.'-WasEinGton Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Maud-You think Mr.. Blushrcsc is
not as bashful in the presence of girls
ms he seems to be. do you? How did
you get that impression?
Mabel had it from bis own lips
Chicago Tribune.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Preliminary Understandings.

Mallory-After we are married. Ma
RE, you must never hesitate 10 ask
me when you want money.
Marie-No. indeed. Mallory. and |
hope hat you will never hesitate about
giving 1t to me.-Brooklyn Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Shrewd.
"What made

SnreW0.
"What made
you tell the jan
itor the temper
allure was just
~right?" said
Mrs. Wiley.
because l
know the jani-
tors DISPOSE
tion," answer
ed her husband.
"If we make
him believe we
+ thoroughly
comfortable. he
W Ill hustle
around a n d
make things
different."-
w a S hingtOn
Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
The Point of View.

"What makes you think that authors
haven't any common sense?' asked n
publisher.
why" answered the other. "lf they
had. they wouldn't be authors, would
they ?'-Washington Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Miss Saltonstall-Mrs. Smythe tells
me that her father won distinction OH
the bench.
Miss WInthrop-Yes, he was a shoe
understandable Journal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Got 1t Straight.

Tenderfoot-Curious
names you Indians
give each other-Spot-
ted Tail. Red Dog and
all that. Now, what
name would you give
me IL | were an Indi-
an?
Chief Jim = Umph.
Big Injun call you Fat
Head!-Chicago News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Yonkera Girls WINS

Patience always like to see the
prices printed on the menu card oppo-
site each dish when I'm with VIII.
Patrice-Why so?
"Oh, If the prices are not printed I'm
afraid Of ordering something cheap
Yonkers Statesman.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Mr.. Cozycorner-I see Mr.. Ernest Sc
ton-Thompson. author of animals |
Have Known" has changed his name.
Mrs. Cozycorner-Won't that be rath-
er confusing to the animals?-Ohio
State Journal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
In The Dim Pnst.

Weary Walker-l don't know O. moth
in wat makes yer madden dan ter git
soap in yer eyes wen yer takin' a bath
an de towels outer
Dusty Rhodes-Gee whlZ. you got a
great memory.-Philadelphla Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
.rnfantjIe Pride.

"Pooh. My papa wears evenin' clothes
every time he goes to parties"
THAT amt anything. Our minister
wears his night clothes every time he
preaches."-Cieveland Plain Dealer.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

II have always declared" she tlmldly
said, that | would never marry any
one but a man of high BIRTH"
"Then," he answered with the con
ndence born of certainty. I'm the one
for you. My parents had a fat ON the
thirteenth floor at the time."-Chicago
Record Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
One Kind of wisdom.

"a wise man must know al awful
lot" suggested the little one.
Not necessarily" answered her ia
Their. "a man is wise when he knows
how little be knows."-Chicago Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
Accuracy.

Accuracy.
"They tell me
you came out
of your recent
campaign with
colors nying."
said the friend.
~ d o nj
know"
ed Senator Sor-
ghutn. Maybe
you misunder-
stood him.. May
be you thought
he said 'colors'
when he said
'dollars.'"-
w a s gton
Star,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
That Lovely Age.

"There is an age SAID the wise
man of Willow Hollow. when q girl
Is too old and too young for kissing
games. just at that tine in her life
she does not need any excuse to get all
that she wants."-Chicago Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Are the Guggletons in such reduced
circumstances"
"Oh, yes. Why. l understand they
are obliged to live within their In
come."-Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
JUSTICES SUPREME COURT:
w A Massey, C p, C II Be.knnp
A l. Fitzgerald.
COUNTY DIRECTORY.

Justice of the Pence Of Argenta Township
......s...+. 800. IabuI
Constable Of Argenta To snskip.4......
Geofge Austin
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26
An

"a la sometimes attaches a great
deal of importance to himself" re-
marked Mr.. Meekton's wife.
Yes" answered Leonidas, with a
Chesterieldian air. especially when he
gets married. Washington Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

The Reason.
"Yes. he is an
absinth drink
err. but he is de-
voted to bis
family"
"l'ye read
that absinth
inakesthe heart
grow fonder."-
Chicago News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

Mamma-well. did you tell God how
naughty you have been?
LHy-No, l was ashamed. l thought
Il had better not get out Of the family.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1901-12-26

at wonder If Mars really is inhabit-
ed"
"Give It up, but if Saturn is I'll bet
the politicians own it."
"Why?"
because you can see the rings
Philadelphia Press.