The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-07

generally has a wagon g. DansFllle
Breeze.
~ son csn raise the wind. the
-dusf' 3 quickly collected -phiia-
1e'ph.a Record
a BEETIE can draw twenty times
its 0wn weight - can a mustard
pasfer >iftingz
IEtcnEa-W What dd Cesar say
When Brutus stabbed hims Bright
toI-Ouc1,- Halo
80 uATTEE how low a fashionable
dress may BE- cut il alNays comes
high. Dallas News
DrDE-D0 sou think ] have the
brain fever, DOetOfs DOc10r-Oh. no.
bot you have tne fever
WHEs a mau's wife runs away be
ca1 End q new one easier than he can
hunt theOld one ID. Atchls0n Globe.
~ you win notice, the experienced
waiter j seldom upset. no matter
how big tip he gets Buffalo
Courier.
rs JENEH 10 the swim n0wadays2p
-6uesi be must be- His best girl has
lnst thrown him overheard buffalo
Courier.
JUsT about now one naturally ex
poets the poultry ralsers conversation
y abound 10 set phrases buffalo
Courier
bLEsr ig the man who has music
in bis soul, except him who walks up
the church aisle with creaklng shoes.
Lowell Courier
THIS Is the season ~ the year when
the awnlnS S-maker begins 70 put the
remainder 81 mankind ~ the shade.
buffalo Courier
ftw people can stand prosperity:
but they are legion compared with
the people who never have a chance
70 stand II. PUCK.
JonNEY-Pa, dld sou know ma be-
fore you we're marfledf Pa with a
sign)--i thought ! did, Johnny. -
Boston Transcript
RICH AUHT~It seems TO me As n
YOU only came when you needed
money. Poor Nephew but ] can't
come oftencr Halo.
ORDIEhRY beer IL sold By the bar
rel, but book. Notwithstanding It's
goat emblem, Is not disposed of by
the butt Philadelphia Times.
a STILL Husr Nervous wlfc-I
hear a burglar Nervous husband
Woo. III crawl under the bed and
see n be Is there New York
Weekly.
CLARA r. What are you reading
now D0fa-HistOrlcal novels. aDo
you like thems' Eyes, indeed; there
is 70 much can skip New York
Weekly
s0nmHo wfTE-Thrce years ago
yOn eworc eternal love and
Brutal husband-H0w long do ycu
expect eternal love TO last anyway
Halo.
JILLs0s says IL m becomes q clcr-
gyman % rail against Board OF Trade
men simply because they make their
living BY dealing 10 futures Buffalo |
Courier
IEACuER-@Name some Of the |
great inventions OF the agcg Little |
Girl Lectric lights, telephones,
ialkln- dolls, an'--an' safety pins -
Good News
rs smaftlcr Just right In saying |
that he speaks French without any
noticeable accent "Yos. indeed, |
without even French accent -
Chicago Record.
IforEL pnorRIEroR-"W don't
allow any games Of chances here.
Gambler This isn't game OF
chance. Ny friend here has no
chance Brooklyn Life.
EMpIOyER-B Boy. take this letter,
aud walt for an answer New boy
Yes. or. Employer Well what are
you waiting fory New boy The an
swer, Sir -Harpcr's Bazar.
SUNDAY ScHoOL What
crime did Joseph's brothers commit
when they sold him for twenty-five
pieces OF silvcrg' Practical boy
sold him TOO cheap Halo.
eHAyES'T you made Mr. liulger's
portrait 8 good deal more than life
si1efs said one artist 20 another
Perhaps You see. that's as big as
hc thinks he is."-W Washington Star
Girl (weoping)-I'm 80 sorry you
have 10 "a On the road again. Ii al
most breaks my heart Drummer
Don't cry, Fanny; Ill manage 70
pick up another girl somewhere.-
tiilings
CURIOSITY. Grandpa said Tom
my, examining critically the bald
head of bis sancestor, "may ask you
question: Certainly. Tommy $40 !
you comb yCnr hair with razors"-
Texas Slllinge
JuDoK Well, Doctor. what ls the
condition OF the burglars victlmg
Doclor-Ono Of his wounds Is ALSO
iufely fatal. but the other two are
not dangerous and can be healed. -
fIIoaende biaetter
Ma Gnunrs- what earthly good