The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-05-15


market which in it's advantages can be-
gin to compare with that which the
United States offers to her.
Whatever be the outcome Immediately
or in the near future of the financial
problem which is looming up in Cuba,
it is well for the Cuban people to realize
as early as possible that the future OF
their country as a free and prosperous
nation must depend in greatest measure
on the mutual disposition and policy OF
the United States and Cuba toward each
other
The question is, VINO ere running the
trains while all the conductors ara in
St. Paul?
China has signifed her willingness to
pay for the fiddler. if the dancers will
only leave the hall.
A Sager sage never lived than Russell
Sage. He said repeatedly that the stock
bubble would burst. Wonder how he
knew
It is reported that Gen. Kitchener Will
Turn the veldt to roast out the Beers.
This mode of procedure may be mag
nifcent, but 1t is not war
Winston Churchill, of Great Britain,
has made a speech in which he advocated
economy. The sentiment was so out of
place that the house listened with rapt
attention.
So. some one touched the Gypsies fol
$4,000 or Whereabouts. This is too bad
too bad, as no doubt that money had
been earned by the sweat Of the brow
Of many hard working conscience.
The Minneapolis Times tells Just whai
Morgan and Hill wanted TO do with the
Community of interest schemes
Strange how accurate some newsp. pers
manage to become by close study Of
one subject.
Olcott, the theosophist, will kneel before
the city hall of Minneapolis and say his
prayers, so he says. Will he pray fol
istration? The city is in most need OF
divine interposition.
1t is well conducted crowd that we
seq on the streets. That regularity in
the gait Of those good looking fellows 1,
the result Of attempting to keep their
feet on rapidly moving trains-their sea
legs as it were. Don't make any mig
takes about this.
Poor Reverand DR.. Ament is ken
jumping sidewise. answering the critics
of the Chinese missionaries He hardly
disposes on one doubter when another
hits him on the solar pIexus. It was
just that way when Bob Ingersol was
alive-it is just the way the preachers
treated him.
There is about to be a battle royaI be-
tween two Of the greatest trusts of
America. The labor trust t2.reatens 20
make it uncomfortable for the Unite
States Steel trust. We don't know how
much the steel trust has made. but the
labor trust boasts that it has made
500, 0O0,0 COG in the last year.
Colorado has been using all the water
from the Arkansas river for ir igafioa
purposes, leaving the S1O miles of the
river bed through Kansas dry. What
are the Jayhawkers to do for drink when
Mother Nation smashes all the BOTTLES
containing other liquids? If there is any
state in the Union that needs public
11iv
Another professor has resigned from
Stanford university on account OF
trouble with the mistress CT the est,h-
lishment This professor problem is get
ting as serious in well re gulat ed nj ate
universities as is the Sc want girl
problem in well regulated households
Why don't these professors form union
and go out on a strike when ore of thet-
number is bounced?
nese servants who were EMPLOYED at the
legation were very faithful, brought them
information as well as food, and, although
they were not Christians, showed the
Christian spirit Did they assist in the
looting that followed the relief of the
legationers and the flight of the c, l.
ncse court?
There is rapidly growing sentiment
in favor of giving Porto Rico and Cuba
the benefit of free market in the
United States for their sugar In nc
other way can prosperity ever be
brought to those islands. We might a.
well expect prosperity in Kansas Wit
her corn market destroyed by a pro.
hibitive tariff
white travelling man from the burn.
ing steamer Bon Voyage, in Lake Supe