The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1901-05-02
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me
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ihsrs'. rolistn.p rinslns The ifont door
bsill Bridget tsooll,) Well. ns.n, yts
ssn Tell hin oim rot 10
HE . In gong 10 ishe isy oii tsIi
vseh Tor The purposs 81 celebrating the 90
nivsr.fy ~ ny bhts. She When ] tels
bfs.sd mise lat NORTH took y,sr oa
~fsbny Nos. when | am seized 10
sina es,tt .y. on. ! esn'li ba. slssys
sit dosn 81 the pisue---- Apnis-And
let the soiissee hbd il oct Tor tbsm.elvesi
--Wb.,'s become OF that grocer sbo
Us 90 the eoro' Oh. be brssged 80 much
sbon, b. good business that three other
srocsn cane OF The bleeh.
Smith = kindress sissys copqusn.
ysues Ga. don't kbosi ] once knew
nsn WOO tried II 90 . mule. Smith.
Wsil' Jones His fabersl sss largely u
tehded.
--Toufist II zee yon hsve fitted up
your scsrecrovs With hoes aud rskes. 90
% 10 look like men working 10 the neld
That's good iies, Farmer Yes, sires,
Bsafes s~sy irsmps.
He Yes. I've sent scores OF stories
70 the different msssziuss, bat they've oil
cons back. think ! should drop
dead II one we're accepted. She do
wish they would accept on,.
Have you 10 contemplation any enter
prize involving great pefsonsl risk or dsn
esrf ssked the life insursnce msu. IL
su going 10 discharge our cock tsmorros,
fsl,sred the unhappy applicant
And Why don't Jon want to 90 souih
on our Wedding irip' be inquired anxious
~. Because notice on the msp the south
10 colcred yellow. and yellow Is no. beeom
log TO my complexion.
Mistress -Snssp, I'm sare heard
some one kissing Jon 10 the kitchen last
night. ! dont like that. Susan Yes,
ms'sm. the master said you didnt like
kissing IN ucb, snd that was why be kissed
ne.
Nov that you have found the north
pole, queries The faithful eomrsde. What
will yea do With IN Do with in echoed
the distine nisbed explorer, bis face sf,ne
With the Joy Of discovery. l thsll syndi
cate III
Mrs. Ladd used TO worry terribly
when Der husband was away on bis tripr.
bot sbe got over a. Conquered her Der
l supfo ob. no, succeeded
10 nskina him have bis life insured.
--Ps,ted Wife This cid i.sbioned chair
10 Delightfully."- spiique, bat very uncon
! don't ste how your mo,be,
could like H. Husband (aildlyl-I pr
sumo she vas o ualy tired when she cal
down.
--Msnms Jobnpy. want you to be
good today. Jobrby-I will be good II
700 will give ne Liekel Msmms-
Johnny. ! wsnt 700 :, remember that you I.
ssnnot be child Of mine unless you are
good for nothing. I.
Renter We're stttipR up so tmsienr
lhesiricsl society md we're looking for
rood motto; some,tiss appropriate. you
kuov. Batter Weai Is the mstter with
Thick twice before ,ou scir II
--0lsssby 10 4 biggest ssmbler ! ever
lnew. No,birg !, eeins right. he fnds
sult With everything. l que. yoor
Iishs. He tiled h,l hight TO make me to
isvs thst the earth is Turning the wrore 8
ssy 90 iis siis.
--Brisss The Dnaleys seem 10 think
good deal Of their dog. Gusgs Nstpr 2
NY; be Is something they never quarrel
boot. ~ they do their children. When
be dog exhibit, some bad trait, u.itner /,
ian declare that be took il from the ctter.
"A her.pst he'd msn being told ihst 20
Id scqusiniance sss married tIclsimed!
en- elsd to bear il Bat. rejecting .
aomsnt. be added. 10 tone OF sonpss 4
Ion and fo',ivensn: Aud ye, ! don't
nov vhy shoeli be: be never did me
ny harm,
Customer I'm eoias 10 take tie a
I'll tbs, works tn you into r.y employ.
ELL me. Is sbe hons,if Dressmsker-rm :,
oi quite surs. ioa see. Tor instance. ! v
snt her TO you sth ti.l . lev week,
90, sod che hsn'i hsudsd ov,r to me cry
,onsy aytL
-Enploysr am soity 10 note, vii
an. thst you ars sbOui ~ leave US. Siu
led 6slesmsn What don't nndsr
lsad. l about 10 leave your Ezployr