The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1901-05-16

| Don't think less of your system than you
| do of your house. Give it thorough cleans
/ ing, too. Take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
| Ethel-Mamma told me I could stay in
the parlor last night while Mr.. Huggard was
calling on sister Bess.
| Elsie-Did she?
| Ethel-Yes, and it was great fun. We
| PLAYED "blind-mans bluff, and they let me
| be the blind man nearly all the time.-Phil-
| adelphia Press.
| When doctors fail try Burdock Blood
Bitters Cures dyspepsia, constipation; in
vigorates the whole system. {
She-My father always looks forward to
| the football season with keen delight.'
| He-Is he such an admirer of the sport?
| She-No. He's a doctor
Takes the burn out; heals the wound;
cures the pain. DR.. Thomas Electric Oil,
the household remedy.
Disappointed Admirer = Yo' kin tell
Dinah dat if she wants dat chump, Sam
johnson, she kin hab him. See?
Mutual Friend.-He done told her dat his
self.-Harper's Bazaar.
No man can cure consumption. You can
prevent it though. DR.. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
asthma. Never fails.
A Chinaman whose life was heavily in
sured fell from wagon and was badly in
iured, There were doubts as to his ever
getting better, and at last one of his brother
Cinnamon wrote to the insurance company:
"Charlie half dead, likee half money"
Don't let the little ones suffer from eczema
or other tOrturing skin diseases. No need
for it. Doan'S Ointment cures. Can't harm
the most delicate skin. At any drug store,
so cents.
"Blinks has perfect mania for condens-
ing everything. Did you hear how he pro-
posed?"
ono"
ale held up an engagement ring before
the girls eyes and said 'Eh?'"
''And what did she say?"
ssShe Just nodded . Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
TOO Mary People Daily With Catarrh.
1t strikes one like thunder-clap, devel-
opes with a rapidity that no other disease
does. Dr.. Agnew'S Catarrhal Powder is
the radical, quick, safe and pleasant cure
that the disease demands. Use the means,
prevent its deep-seating and years of dis
tress. Don't daily with Catarrh. Agnew's
gives relief in ten minutes. so cents. Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
10
'sWhat is the matter inside there? Every
body seems to be happy. This will never
do" said Mephistopheles to his boss imp.
THAT new arrival keeps on predicting
cold wave," explained the boss imp.
81 knew we made a mistake when we adj
mtted that weather man." growed Mephis-
topheles.-Ba American.
Awful Experience with Heart Dis
ease.-Mr. L. j. Law, Toronto, Can,
writes: 81 was SO sorely troubled with heart
disease that | was unable for IS months to
lie down in bed lest l smother After tax
ing one dose of DR.. Agnew's Heart Cure,
retired and slept sOundly. l used one bot
tie and the trouble has not returned" Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
so.
Exception. Teacher.-"As have been
telling you there are two general classes of
workers. Tommy, does your father make
his his living by using his brains or by using
ma'am. He's policeman at the big rail-
road depot. Chicago Tribune.
LIVERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill; sc. boxes contain Is pills, 10c. boxes
contain 40 pills, 25c boxes contain 100 pills.
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Bel
fast, Me. 3yrs24
She was Sure-"What makes you SO
sure that man is less than thirty fve?" ask
slightest doubt in the NATTER answered
Miss Cayenne. "He keeps Dragging of
what he knows about human nature
Washington Star.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment Soc, 80 days treatment $1.0O Sold by
A. A. HOwes & Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs24.
Carrie-'The last time Fred called he was
very tender. He assured me was his first
love-" BeSs "That's something, to be
sure but last evening he told me | was
his latest love. boston Transcript.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhpa.
Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists
in every part 81 the world Twenty-Five
cents a bottle. Its value is incalculable Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup, and take no other kind.
Witness-"Fined for contempt of court!
Why, | didn't say word" Rural Judge
"Thats just it. You didn't answer my
contempt" Witness" Well, well! And |
fattered myself that in that way l was con-
cealing it, Philadelphia Record.
can International Courtship'' the new
and Accordingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as ga remark
able novel; 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men, Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave-. N. Y. Postpaid $1.OO 3yrs24
An Excellent Reason-"She doesn't in
tend to have any bridesmaid" 'Why is
that?" "All her girl friends are so much
prettier than she is."- Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Concerning Seattle, Puget Sound, Wash
ington State and Alaska, consult Bureau of
Information, Seattle, Wash, o. M. Moore,
secretary 1tf
The -Gladys-"Wel did the
fortune, teller say you would eventually
marry the Count % Edith (sighing)- ''Alas,
no! She said / would die rich !"-Puck.
Cook-"The Irish stew has burned" Res
taurant proprietOr-"Well, put some spice
in it, and add "A la Franchise to it's name
on the MENU TIT Bits.