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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
PHoNOGRAPH WITH PICTURES
Idea Practically in It's Infancy But
VIII Undoubtedly Some Day
BE Perfected.

Long ago Mr.. Edison suggested
that it would be practicable to util-
lie the photograph In connection
with pictures, and two or three ideas
of this kind have been patented re-
Gently. One contrivance, originated
by Jerseyman, is a nickel-in-the-
slot machine, which is so arranged
that the record cylinder, as 1t moves
along, disengages a series of photo
graphs. These drop into view one
after another, while the instrument
talks off an entertaining description
of them.
Though the notion, SO far as its
practical application Is concerned, ia
as yet In It's infancy, there is no
doubt that before long machines for
combining the motion-picture with
the talking voice will be placed on
the market. One will then have the
advantage of listening and seeing a:
the same time, which will be very
striking and interesting. The per-
formance of skrt-dancer, as
watched in moving photographs, will
be accompanied by suitable music,
and similarly with other forms of en-
tertsinment.
It seems altogether probable that,
as predicted by the Wizard, phono-
graphic records and motion-pictures
Of musical and other stage perform
ances will be taken simultaneously
in the not-distant future, so that
both may be reproduced together.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
TOWN AND COUNTY NEWS.

S2.75 boots at Chapman's for $l.9s,
court day.
Boyer & Hartman want to interest you
in their agate cooking utensils.
The next term of the circuit court for
Tazewell county will begin two weeks from
next Monday.
R. c. Chapman gives some interesting
reading this week about boots.
The ladies and gentlemen of the town
will miss rare musical treat if they do
not hear Capt. Saunders tomorrow night.
Capt. Robert Saunders, who is to give
an tainment tomorrow, FRIDAY
night is the best banjoist we have heard
since the days of Joe and Dick Sweeney.
He handles the instrument the way they
did.
Messrs. Hartman Bros. & Peery have
added to their other lines at North Taze-
we'll the undertaking business, and give
notice that old prices no longer prevail.
This will be interesting to those who have
heretofore paid such prices as were asked.
See the advertisement of Hartman Bros. &
Peery OH the first page.
A party of capitalists from Boston and
New York came to the coal fields last Sun
day, and will give ont the contracts fol
building a trolley railway from Bluefield
to WEIGH. The road willrun by way Of
Pocahontas. A charter has been OBJ
tanned and the right-of-way secured.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
PHOTOGRAPHS THAT TALK.
Latest TaIking-Machine Invented in
England Which Operates on an
Entirely New Principle.

The physical properties of sound
embrace a wide field, and, though
one might suppose that the possible
varieties of talking-machines had
been pretty well exhausted, such
does not appear to be the case. A
new one has appeared in England
which is based on a principle alto
gether novel, depending upon photog-
raphy for it's effects, says the Phila-
delphia Saturday Evening Post.
The contrivance in question util-
ICES a fame, lighted at the mouth OF
pipe which is expanded below into
a sort of box. On one side of the box
is a diaphragm, against which per-
son talks. The vibrations of the
diaphragm thus produced cause the
flame, as one might expect, to jump
up and down.
Now, while the talking goes on, the
jumping fame is photographed on a
moving film, the result being a band
of varying intensity. To reproduce
the sounds, a beam of light is pro-
jected through this band upon a
selenium cell which is included in a
circuit with a battery and a tele-
phone.
The electrical conductivity of the
selenium Is varied by light, and the
result Of the passing of the beam is
to cause variations in the current Of
the telephone circuit. Any varia-
tions In air-waves make sound, and
thus the original voice Of the speak
er is accurately reproduced.
Sound records made in this way
can be multiplied indefinitely by the
use of photography.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
JOHN E. JAG X S O N,
THE DRUGGIST.
BARGAINS!
BARGAINS!

In everything in the store-Dress Goods,
Trimmings, Silks, Laces, Hambergs, Hos
iery, Notions, Underskirts, Ladies' Jackets
and Capes,S Silk and French Flannel Waists,
Wrappers, Domestics, Sheetings, Draperies,
Quito, Curtain Goods, Underwear, Mems
Furnishings.
Anything in store positively at Bargain
Prices, as [ am selling out to quit business.
Have good assortment yet furnish
almost anything wanted.
Have more shoes and cheaper prices than
in any store in Tazewell. This is your OPP
portunity to save big money.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
Ruay Rarometric Bees.

Generally the bee stays at home
when rain is in the air. When the sky
is simply dark and cloudy these busy
workers do not leave their dwellings
all at once. A few go out first, as
though the queen had sent out mes
sengers to study the state Of the at
mosphere. The greater number re-
main on observation until the clouds
begin to dissipate, and it is only then
that the battalions entire rush out
in search of their nectar. A bee never
gets out in a fog, because it is well
aware that dampness and cold are two
fearsome redoubtable enemies. We
do not mean, however, that the bee is
d meteorological in the absolute sense
of the word. Its cleyerness consists in
never being taken unawares, for it
possesses untiring vigilance. Often
one may observe the sudden entrance
of bees into the hive when a dense
cloud hides the sun and even though
the rain is not In evidence.-Los An
peles Times.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
KEEPING EGGS FRESH.
A Simple Method which Has Given
Satisfaction to Many Who
Have Tested 1t.

With a fairly cool cellar, there is no
trouble in keeping eggs for two or
three months, if they are turned SO
that the yolks do not settle. If those
who have chickens, and are afraid or
not getting eggs in winter, will try
this plan, they will with little doubt
be satisfied.
AS early as September begin to NIL
cases to keep for month or two az
least. When full, keep in cellar, turn
ing the boxes upside down every Gay
or two. If the number laid is small,
boxes that will hold six, twelve or fit-
teen dozen should be made or bought,
as the eggs should not be left unturned
many days, and it is very awkward to
turn them when the case is not full.
The boxes should be numbered and
dated. When eggs are to be sold or
used, take the oldest, but use them
while they are perfectly good. August
eggs could be sold in September or DC
tober, those packed in September could
follow, and so on. Under ordinary cir
cumstances, the gain in holding from
one to two months will generally be,
25 per cent.
If the supply is for family use, make
boxes large enough for one section OF
regular paper "fillers." These hold
three dozen eggs, and your box may be
two, three, four or five layers deep.
Boxes of that size are easily handled
and will be convenient for marketing
If there are more eggs than you need.
At my own home we followed this
plan last winter, and Of over 40 dozen,
not one egg was spoiled, though in
very few the yolk had settled. The ef-.
feet of such alienation is virtually to
convert the 15-cent eggs of September
into rs or 3O-cent eggs Of December.
It is a great satisfaction to have eggs
that you know are good, and II you
happen to have too many there is no
trouble in selling them at good price,
and at time when generally the de-
mands for cash are quite numerous
Country Gentleman.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
vERMIN-PROOF DOOR.

IS inches or higher from the floor and
make it one foot square; this will be
large enough for poultry to pass
through. To close over the opening at
night and in very cold weather a
small sliding door is used to shove
across opening. 1 find this to be
preferable to hinged door, as the
wind has no effect on it. A small plat
form, eight by eight inches, is placed
just below the opening, on both sides,
for poultry to step upon when pass
ing in and out of coop. This arrange
ment is also very handy for letting
fowls pass between scratching shed
and coop. At least we have found this
method preferable to leaving the door
open. The sliding door should fit very
tightly over opening to exclude all
drafts of cold air in winter.-Lewis
Olsen, in Farm and Home.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
sheen as Weed nestroyers.

It has been said that the sheep is
double-purpose animal, because it fur
nishes two profitable products-mut-
ton and wool. We would add another
value to the sheep; as an aid in the
destruction of weeds on the farm he
stands second only TO the pillow. Wher-
ever a flock of sheep is kept weed
growth is kept in check provided, of
course, the area is not out of proper
ton to the size of the flock. II you
want pasture trimmed up neatly and
made to appear smooth and well-kept
let band OF sheep in it for few
weeks and they will make complete
change Of it.-National Rural.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
Giving Late Chicks a start.

"One thing is true both south and
north, late chicks are not very val
liable. In the former locality Excess
sive heat reduces activity and size;
and in the latter early frosts and cold
weather check growth at the other
end of the season. So says contem-
porary. But we would suggest that by
feeding beef meal or meat in some
form, with green cut bone, even late
chicks can be given start that will
give them a good size by the time
frosts become frequent. Only those
that have tried it know the effect Of
such feeeding.-Farmers' Voice.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
VERMIN-PROOF DOOR.
II Positively Prevents wouId-Be In
truders from Entering Into
the Chicken House.

A convenient plan for lightweight
breeds of poultry to pass in and out
of coop is shown herewith. In cold
weather too much of a draft comes
in through the open door. Besides
snakes, rats, mice and other vermin
can crawl in through the door If left
open. But wherever the above shown
arrangement is in use no foreign i'm
truder can enter into the chicken
house, unless they can climb upon the
smooth wall or fly. Cut the opening
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
R. L. Il P K | N S
The Leading Marble and Granite
Dealer of Southwest Virginia,
Tazewell, Virginia
EXCURSION RATES.

From the increase in travel to Buffalo,
the Low Rate Twenty-day limited tickets
via the Norfolk & Western Railway to the
Pan-American Exposition is appreciated
by the travelling public. These tickets are
on sale via Columbus, Cleveland and
Lakewood, or Hagerstown and Harris
burg. In addition to the Exposition,
which must be seen to be appreciated;
Niagara Falls is only thirty minutes ride
from Buffalo.
Information as to rates etc. cheertully
furnished by Agents of the N. 4 W. Rail
w. 3. BEVILL,
Gent Passr. Agent.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
W. |. DRAPER g. COMPANY.
JUST A WORD ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.

Have you stopped to
think that Christmas IS al
most here? You want to
plan ahead what you will
give your many friends.
Let me suggest. Nothing
makes so acceptable a pres
ent as a good photo. l mean
a good one. [ have a COM
plete line Of the very latest
and best cards. The new
white and gray cards are
just the thing for presents
See the new panel Ovals.
A. NJ. BLACK, Portrait Artist,
TazeweII, Va.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
W. |. DRAPER & COMPANY

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In giving. us your business, you
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ated. Yours truly,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
The @h sun
LOOKS CALMLY ON
While casualties and accidents befal

While casualties and accidents befall
the inhabitants of the globe,
Man cannot do so. To him disaster
means everything. In ancient days dis
aster meant the end of hope.
Now, with the modern protection OF
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With the daily report of tragedies before
your eyes can you go about unprotected?
See us as a preliminary step towards
becoming insured in a safe company.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
MONUMENTS.

There are a few VERY IMPORTANT
things to be considered in buying MON
UMENT, viz: Material, Design and the
Price. am prepared to meet all these
requirements, as the fact of my maly
sales to the most prominent people attests.
Save money by patronizing your
home industry.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1901-11-14
Like the Women
ChoppiDg Wood,

for tell you what kind
selling goods for little money goo" goods can
for anyw where and wish know it,
what gs how
prices quality considered Right ne good boots and we
know good boots selling.
heavy boot stock 20 in selling stores $780, our price
$.9S the
medium weight calf boot whole sok leg somebody - 90 boot our
price rs pair.
good aehspl AMI really worth 225 our
price 8 only $75.
Strongly tongue heavy solid price $lS
the pair
and the hest the shoe for
who wan medium weight, price only $l75
and how cheap see ors and shoes until you
have seen them compared you've buying
r. G.. G. n A p M a N.
Our Gle for
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24
DON IMILI0 RODRIGUEZ Y ECHEASDIA

Segdn telegrama cue ACADIA de recibir
nnestro compafiero de redacci0n don Luis
Rodriguez Ca brero, la penosa v larga dolencia
que aquejaba 4 su senor ito, cuyo nombre en-
cabeza esta l1neas, tuvo antes de aver TN des-
enlace fnnesto, no por esperado menos SEN
sible.
Era ell inado persona de aprecia abfsfmas
condolences, de CONGO imientos nada comunes,
sobre TODD en- ell ramo de ingenierfa Industrial
hacia el que m ostr6 siempre decidida afcion,
v uro de los cosecheros de cafe mas rtcos
en- pre- nd edofes de Las Marias.
Ell a 1aver fue trasladado San Sebastian
an pueblo natal, donde reside la mayor parte
de su distingud famila, al entierro asistfo
numerosa concurrencia, pertenecfentes todas
las classes sociales, como 6'timo tribute rendi-
do los merecimientos virtudes del que va
DO existe.
LA DEMoCRAcIA comparte sinceramente
Ia honda pena que EN- barga todos sus deudos,
4 ouienes envfs, en- tan Iuctuosos fnetantes, Ell
testinonio de su profundo duelo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24
Ia Union IberO americana
an PUERT0 L1+0

,.r.. "a uaci9 ea este pats, que hombres de
~ tuiuhtad eLamorGdCs 10 en- los ideales
ia'sla ila, Ia1arse agrupasen para levar.a ca DO
N, ~ r ~ Perpetuar enaltecer los pueblos de
1is..a nisma Sangre, un mismo idioma una
ieHSlQ1 el sentimiento latino
/ ,.t.aos leaos los puebjos atinos han lleYado va
~ ,a.,te% eSa 9bra, sobre todo los de oIfgen
,aso Ele gssle que 81 ilustado peruano don Ma
,e5r. 'taql 4I enc eoioc6 en- Barcelona la primera
s'urs gel edifcio.
,.a,t. 90so 10 Puerto Rico no fguraba en- ese CON
IA g,r-s ny 9oo'es patri6ticas barmonfas. Pero
5a r,z5 az ue uores, amantes del progreso de
asDsfeia. 8" ~ 9le bguran puertorriquefiO
ni,5s A. nan eehado sobre sus. hombros la
ls,rgoctt eslap iecer EN- esta isla sociedades de
"a a.r-' -'ol' aonde Sc rinda quito al alma la IT,
go5er5s-a' 'Sl14 por ell muudo como ell eduvio
ls ha ra.',.ul1ia va raza cue tan grapdes couquis
20 4 ltsa'.-a1o en- las ciencas, en las artes,
4'ufa' ga q sociologfa.
pabs 90 soe.edad Union hero americana Sc pro-
lcas Ht4'1af conlerencias cientifcas, arts
rvs del saber.
l0jo p-ar. eou eucias tendr6n por obieto. no
los progresses reaIizados por la
anife MI .@tl na, sino suavizar las asperezas
GO tx c'Jos ne una misma raza, aproxlman-
deal 3@o1es al amer de un solo puro
aaeI,IrYeufara tam bien fundar en- todas las po.
sailss o-ih lh portantes de la iSia. escuelas phi
grades iendo la ensefanza en- todos sus
2 psrnitas aicanzer, Il las circunsta C las
edsd. '"' La iastauraci6n de una Univer-
s.azs5 c.l..v soaservar Ii pureza del idicma, tr-
n e1Tis5d.. s5TI.Antenes t, literaros cuyas obras Sc
'eat9. -1"s a Madrid, dende Sc premiara ell
,'da1 de- ost.o'e noo'e gasto prop6sito que la So
F,TSpone reaIlzar. Nv" A'7io Anei - . = 9
..aede nenoa h..eoy benedcioso proyecto no
i'1glda. s eo,.a que tener nnestra mas entusiasta
WIN creemos la obtendra en- todos
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24
LOS MOROS SABIOS

Una embs jada marroquf ha sido recibida
con mucho sgssai 10 por Ell gobierno britanico
Ha aldo ya de LondeS direction 4 Roma
eSa emba jada, compuesta de los mas nota b!es
sabios del impero de Marruecos.
Sc da importance estas visitas, de las
cuales Sc exeluye & Fran cia.
n peri0dico suma uente iDformadO de las
cosas de Marru scos dice que Ell esplrtu domi-
nante en- aquel pals entenderse con Espana,
no con Francia, sempre que Ioglaterra 6
Italia garanticen ell exito practice de esa inte-
iigeD cia con la nacion espanoIa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24
s oy fed@r raj

Vega. bsja, Almirante Norte, Is de Julio
de 1901
Seflor don Tulio otero Ramirez, presiden-
to Gel partido federal.
Ri respectable sefor amigo
A usted consta que pertenecla al gran
partiio federal. -,<,
Faf epgsnado con Ia manifestation de qne
ell partido habfa desaparecido, quedando UNI
carnente ell republicano para hscer Ia fellciasu
de Puerto Rico como esa es nj aspiFaeiop'
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

me hice afiar di -ho partido pero conven-
cido del engsho de que fuf vlctima, retro la
palabra que Of ruego me suscriba como fe-
deral que sey. sintiendo Ell alma one no Sc
me invitara & la asam blea que Sc ceebr0 aver
Deseo hacerlo pdblico en- ell peri6dico LA
DEAIOCKACTA
De listed 8. 9. q. b. $. M,
Francisco Pantoja.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

Julio %.
El domingo tendra efecto en- Arecibo la
as am blea anunciada del partido federal.
E tan invitados para si.tir este acto los
distipgufdos corre!igionarios don Hermino
DiaZ, don Jose G. del Vale don Manuel Ca
mufas, quienes ofreceron asistir correspoa-
diendo Ia gaante invitaci6n.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

los pueblos CO esta isla, dohde raipita el amor
& puestra rsza
Nos proponemoa, con mas tteopo espa-
clio, volyer tratar de este asunto, cuya por-
tancia socio'6gica pas&ra desaPercibda pa-
RS nuestTCs lectores.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

lmportadores de mercancias de todas cases
lidad en- calzado. Ventas al por mayor = menor
xLa Puerto Riquena,, <El Cacique,, Y = Pm
Puerto Riqnena> Aguadilla. Precios sin CONS
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

La carretera central, des ou6s del arreglo,
CORE por cuenta de Obras pdb'icas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24
NO MAS H[HOPTIsIs!! mo MAS HEhORRAGIAS !!

Ell Basamo indiana de Gi> rapda radcamente tan
reutado
H.
medic por H. detail.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

El cable recibijo hoy por don Manuel Fo
sas en- contes staci6n nno que el puso aver a
doctor don Francisco del Vale Atiles, die
que sus hijos estdfl bie?l
Aquf Sc supone cue LA DEMoCRACIA fu
nal infol mada; pero con ese despacho no s
confrma que sea incierta la noticia suminis
trada & ustedes.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

Puede decirse que los faroles de Cataflo
muchas yeces estAn de lujo. A varos
g les da muy peca luz, la mayor parte
carecen de ella luego de media noche.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-07-24

Sc asegura que muchas de las sefiorita!
que tienen probab!lidades de salr triunfante
en- ell certamen de belleza del &News>, no acep
taran ei regalo de 100 dollars 4 una prenda
1e eSe YaiCr.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-12-19
SAVED BY NEW YEARS DAY.
How a Prisoner Escaped Punishment By
Proving an Alibi.

January ! is the beginning Of the new
year, according to present day reckon
ing of time, but before 1852 New Years day
was the 25th of December. Scotland adopt
ed the new style Of reckoning before Eng
land, and this led to endless confusion. 1t
is on record that a murderer once escaped
the clutches Of the law by this difference
Of dates. The crime was committed in
Edinburgh on the 9th Of December, and
the murderer fled across the border He
was captured and charged with having
caused the death of an innkeeper in Edin-
burgh on "the second day Of the year Of
Our Lord l747." The prisoner was able to
prove that on that very day he was in Eng
land, and hundreds Of miles away from the
scene Of the murder Upon this excuse he
actually escaped, and his captors did not
discover how they had been deceived until
after they had released him. In 1852 the
lst of January was declared by law to be
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-12-19
Bpltnyrn Sp,ttrtttrr

say that your sins Of omission are greater
than those Of commission.
Come again." said Mr. Teaser.
We'll let it pass, answered the man in
the pink pajamas. ~ on may replace those
presents on the table"
Yes sin, and Mr. Teaser did So Nov
that I've done the au'some thing by YOU,
you might let me go.
You have not done the handsome thing
by me-.
"How's that
you have left that box Of cigars They
are present to me from my wife and
here the mans voice quivercd-"sh will
undoubtedly expect me to smoke them.
Now, then, sr,' and the voice grew stern
and determined, IF YOU do not rob me Of
that box of cigars ! will turn You over to the
authorities
you don't expect me to smoke en-"
mo; | would not advise any man to com
NIT suicide even a burglar. You're in a
fix and so am |. Take that box Of cigars,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-12-19

Charlie" He followed the watch with a
set of silver spoons and various other Snick-
knacks.
Then, as he was about to lower himself
out of the window by which he had en-
tered, he heard sharp, metallic 'cicl'
behind him. Turning with more haste than
grace, he found himself looking into the
threatening barrel OF a revolver.
Not a move" commanded a middle-aged
man in pink pajamas.
Nov look at that" whimpered Mr..
Teaser, dropping back against the wall. 1T
looks like CRATER hadn't no right to make
himself Christmas present; none wotever.
It's up to you, boss You've got the dead
wood sure this time, pard, and | cave grace
full
Not so loud. You'll wakemy wife, said
the man in the pink pajamas.
"Wot's the racket" whispered Mr.. Tea
ser.
I've been watching you ever since you
came in, said the other, ''and | want to
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1901-12-19
nrru gear, l9n2.

write something ON the card that will clear
me, and 90 away
Sure" and Mr.. Teaser took the box and
wrote this ON the card
knowing how superline are the cigars
which doting wife presents to her low
ing husband at Christmas time, leave all
other booty, and in rapture make off with
this box of Pertectos.
tom Tcascr, Burglar"
Flows that?" asked Mr.. Tcaser, read
ing the words aloud.
'You'rc a humorist, ventured the man
in the paiamas.
I'm plain liar, if there ever was one,
returned Mr.. Tcaser.
"That's good enough Now climb out of
the window and make off.
Mr. Tcascr was not slow in doing 50. rs
the man in the pink paiamas closed the
window, Mr.. Teaser Whistled softly to nm
self and sIulled along the fence towards
the rear of the next house. r. Detroit Free
Press