New-York tribune., 1901-01-21


evening. when plans for work will be discussed and
Ernest Fl. Crosby Will deliver his first address
president.
My husbands perfdy wounded to the quick
but l was fain to dry my eyes,
VIII take my part it is true. but no reporters viii
For even in that supreme moment I could not
forget how extremely red tears had a tendency 70
make my nose.-(Detroit Journal
How many generations ago was it when unkind
British satrists began calling Frenchmen frog-eat-
ers I'm accents OF sneertng and contempt? II is
unlikely that in these days as many frogs legs are
cooked and in the United States in sis
ter republic over the The sales IN markets
large. and the demand In American homes
and restaurants seems TO be steadily increasing
Several keen New-EngIanders have put their heads
together, and also their capital. and have decided
10 start huge frog farm not hundred miles
from Boston The annual crop viii be
across the but Will be taken in the markets
OF principal cities. This is a time of odd and
novel industries Is there possible profit in tad
poles, too?
Look here!" cried the victim. you said that
house was just stones throw from the station"
Well" We'll in inquired 5,I the real estate agent
l., Is tnat all? Time and again I've seen a blast
mile. Philadelphia Press.
ST. Georges Society of Baltimore is raising
a charitable fund to be called ''the contingent
fund" with which TO meet the needs of INDECENT
English men and women whom IT is desired
TO relieve, and all English persons and friends
of the society are specially invited 10 sub
scribe. The society already has fund for char
table purposes but it s desired to relieve extraor
dinary cases not provided for in the constitution.
Once upon time there was Bathing Suit which
was much reprehended in that IL was modest
Violet, whose modesty was i matter Of universal
comment
What is your system%' asked the Bathing
Suit, accostne the Violet, for 1 would fain be
Why / shrink" quoth the Violet meaning no
harm.
of this hint it was only reprehended the more and
was finally cast away as being quite impossible
Detroit Journal
According to Canon Henson. Of the English
Church. the present condition of that Church is
not what 1t ought TO be "On the one hand" he
says, "a secularized State united by an historic
bond with Church which every occasion 1t
sacrifices and which ii itself equally incom-
petent 10 control and unwilling trust with self
control On the other hand, divided Church full
of energy. never richer in learning and devo-
ton, probably never more serviceable the ma
uon. and yet equally incompetent to control her
self and unwilling to be controlled"
Good eyenin'; ma'am." said the tramp present.
80 on you're after s0methin' to eat. 1 suppose?''
SAID the lady wiping her chin with her apron.
nothin, 20 eat. All want it the privilege OF
nappes have been about NOBODY can feel safe Snt Sf
doors. ~ onkerS Statesman.
Noting Andrew Cagnegie's recent declaration .I
should like to a stop put to the murder of
man by another under the name of battle:
should like to the profession of arms which is
so honorable now. made the most dishonorabe on
the face OF the earth.' THE Advocate of
Peace" asks. Has Mr. Carnegie the courage of
consistency to put an end to the part
which. by the manufacture of warship plates he is
taking in the murder of one man by another under
the name of battle? We do not ask the question
in any taunting spirit, but in all Christian seri-
ousness.''
rs this Mrs. sadieigh?" asked the young man
at the front door.
Yes sir" said the woman of the house
The aS Isnf sSFs Mrs IS ssdeeh BY the Editor Of
you and your husband have quarrelled and are
You Infamous wretch interrupted the woman.
grabbing broom that stood behind the door and
making at him with flashing eye and furious
Well, what did you learn?' asked the editor
porter. wipng his forehead and gaspins for breath
-(Chicago Tribune.
Frau Hedwig HeyI has started cooking school
for doctors in Berlin More than hundred prom
inent physicians from France Russia and Italy as
we'll as Germany have already taken the course
and 1t Is reported tnat branch schools the same
kind are shortly established in all the capi-
tails of Europe.
What have you got in that PACKAGE asked
Mrs. Moxley, when Henry came home the other
Has Mrs Smith brought back that coffee yet?''
NO"
HAS Mrs Tutwiler brought back Bertha's piano
muslc?'
No"
Has Mrs. Ellington returned my Richard Car
veP?"
No"
els Mrs. Willoughby still in possession of your
Cothesline?''
Yes But what have YOU got in that pqckage?-
THAT package" returned Henry, savagely Con
tains big red placard labelled BewaTel Small
Iox Within! I'm going to tack il upon the house
and see If we can't stop this borrowing around
here for a while. ."-Q indianapolis sun.