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The times., 1901-06-11
Ever Made the Trip:

While il has always been beautiful trip over
the Lackawauna Railroad TO Buffalo, yet tha
fact has not been 80 generally known as il has
Of late, and the result IS that the increase
Of traffic is yeIy large. One Of the most-talled-
ai pieces Of scenery Is the Delaware Water Gap
and il would pas anyone who has never made
the trip TO Buffalo by way OF the Lockawanna
10 take il and view this beautiful spot An
other great advantage is the sh0rtness Of the
route Il is a fact that the Lackawanna is the
shortest road 10 BuiaiO.-lusurance Times
The times., 1901-06-11
SOUTHERN STARS TO SHINE,
Prize for Polished Manners at Their
Picnic.

The Southern Star Social Club, com
posed Of local young men, promises some
unique and interesting attractions at its
prize picnic at East Deanwood Park to-
morrow evening A cantata, with orches-
tral accompaniment, will begin the pro-
gramme and will be followed by popular
music and an address by 9. II. Strother
There viii be "A prize cake walk
open TO all, and at Il:15 o'clock twelve
judges viii award a prize TO each
Of the six couples who have shown
the highest degree Of social etiquette The
clubs officers are: Edward Chase. Presi-
dent. James Augustus Poe, Vice Presi-
dent. Samuel Wheeler. Financial Secre-
tary; James Clay. Recording Secretary;
Arthur Green, Treasurer.
The times., 1901-06-11

SPECIAL NOTfCE-Knights and Danes Of Amer
lea meeting, TUESDAY, 1880 2. NJ, at IlS sixth
Street northwest; object, transferring members
to the Columbian fraternity and instituting new
lodge.
REMOVAL NOTICE-Beg to inform my friends
and the public that / have removed my office
from No. GA st. NV. to 627 f st. NV. FRED
c. GIESEKING. Real Estate, Loans, and Insur-
The times., 1901-06-11
SUMMER RESORTS.
THOUSAND ISLAND HOUSE,

Alexandria Bay. New York. The finest hotel on
the ST. Lawrence River. will open for the re-
ceptiou Of guests on June 22, 1901. For nooklet
and terms, please address o. G. STAPLES, Riggs
House, Washington, d. c.
MOUNT HOLLY HOUSE-Eighty miles down the
Potomac; oysters fish. and crabs; sail and row.
boats free. Address MRS J. c. DAVIS, Mount
Holly, Va e1-H
The times., 1901-06-11
DIED.

WARREN-Departed this life on Monday. June
TO- 1871. at $50 O'Clock a. m, at the residence
OF his mother, Henrietta Warren. l2S Seventh
Street northeast, after short but painful i'll
ness, BURNARD WARREN.
Funeral from St Crispan's Church on We'd
nesday June p, 1901. at O'Clock p. N.
Friends and relatives are invited to attend.
Gone but not forgotten
By His Wife. EMMA B. WARREN.
Asleep in Jesus
The times., 1901-06-11
BY His Family.

TANsBURY-wHIIAM W. STANSBURY, in
the 59th year Of his age.
Funeral from lll2 I'd st. SC, Tuesday, June IL,
2:30 D. m Sermon at VI. p. Church, Attn st. Sc
Interment Congressional Cemetery.
The times., 1901-06-11

Bad effects from alcoholic excesscs relieved b
Rog.l Headache Tablets Prompt and sure.
The times., 1901-06-11
Mems Collars and Cuffs.

Mems 4-pIy 21O0 Linen Collars. IN ev-
cry stylish and desirable shape, stand
ing and rundown. Regular price, l0c
each. SPECIAL SALE PRICE,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

~ Hath Four Castles. Fair Ladye."
zle dazzle about minute after the
governor set eyes on me. and | had
mt even bitten into an apple yet; could
mt be a knight and chevalier and all
that and chew apples at the same time,
you know. I was scraping and bowling
and trying to find way out Of it when
she suddenly cried out:
"Ha, D'Orman, but my sire APP
proacheth!
1T was true. The old man was COM
ing down from the house. and he had
ginger in his looks and a club in his
hand.
30 sire. but let me introduce Sir
knight DOrman,' said the girly old
girl as she 'oeckoned him to hasten
The sire didn't take the introduce
ton He shifted the club to his left
hand and spat on the palm of his right
and then shifted it back and quietly
said:
Weary Willie I'll give you just Is
seconds to git on the other side of that
fence
"A chevalier hates to take a bluff
before the damsel he loves, but | es-
timated that the old man would want
to club every square inch of me if he
once opened the circus. and without
wasting any more bows or scrapes l
took a climb. think l heard girly
call my name in a voice betraying
emotion, but shall never be sure about
it. While was playing monkey on the
fence the sire was dropping that old
girl in her hammock with a dull thud
and there was a sound of somebody get
ting box on the ear AS | stood in
the road I looked around for my steed
and esquire. but while was yet gaz-
ing that same old man came down to
the gate and sLc3k that club at me.
and l journeyed on afoot and unat-
tended.
Thanks for the nickels. The c. O.
D. system beats any in the world saves
bookkeeping. prevents errors and en-
ables dilapidated gentleman to figure
on his wine before he sits down to the
table"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

and the finished sheet is toughened,
sized, rendered grease and water proof.
one Or all, at the same time.
From its extreme purity and the
fact Of its retaining its full strength
when thoroughly wet. it opens new
field in the provision department
Amy and all kinds of paper when
treated with this process may be cas-
lily handled in hot water or steam
baths and freed from any traces Of
bleach, antichlor, alkaline or acid re-
actions.
with my treatment no source of
fibre is barred. Any paper free from
machine and tub sizing can be handled
and the results are guaranteed. 1t will
tougher. it will size. it will make
grease and water proof, one or all at
the same time
The cost of treatment is reduced
to a minimum. and the increased
weight after treatment is distinctly in
favor Of the manufacturer.
The process is continuous and the
output is merely a matter of floor
room. The chemicals used are easily
obtained and hold steady prices.
There are no dangers arising in the
manufacture and labor may be easily
instructed.
The goods in storage will keep in
definitely, resisting any outside action
and free from internal reaction. be-
lieve that the merits Of my process are
of inestimabe value to the paper in
dustrieS of the future
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

science ard his enthusiasm being
aroused. he couldn't keep quiet He
wasn't satisfied with being good, but
he wanted to be very. very good.
How on earth you managed to put
up with husband like me all these
years is mystery, he said as he
walked to and fro. with tears in his
eyes.
There is nothing wrong with you"
answered Mrs. Bowser. laying aside
her book and rising up,
There have been. yes. thousand
things wrong with me. but there viii
not be hereafter. When have played
the crank and the kicker and the fool
why haven't you hired some one to
boot me all over town."
7 must so up stairs and shut the
window" she replied as she moved
away
The idea was that If sIr Bowser
was left alone for quarter of an
hour he would calm down and a row
would be avoided. and five minutes
had passed. and he was growing calm
er. when the basement bell rang, and
in a minute or two the girl brought
him up bill 1t was bin from the
butcher amounting to q cents. Mr.
Bowkser jumped clear OF the floor as
he looked it over and rext moment
he was shouting for Mrs. Bowser. She
came rushing down stairs to find the
cat grinning with delight and Mr.
Bowser as red rs paint, and he waved
the till up and down and demanded:
90 you see this? gave you butch
er money, and what have you done
with it? Spent it for novels and gum
drops and run me in debit
"You made that bin yourself one day
last week when YOU ordered chops.
You had a $40. bill and the butcher
couldn't change it. Don't YOU rcmem-
ber?"
Never! Never! never ordered
chops"
But you surely did It was last
Wednesday night, and you said 1t was
English mutton.
Woman, here is the incontestabls
evidence" hoarsely whispered eir.
Bowser as he thrust the bin under her
nose Il give you money millions OF
money-and You squander 1t and run
me in debt! What sort OF wife are
you?"
Il thought YOU had resolved to quit
being a crank" she quietly remarked,
"Crank Crank" He shouted as he
jumped up and down and fiourished
the bill around. Il was never a crank
am not a crank nowl ! give you
money TO pay cash down, | give"
The cat stood with her hack bumped
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

The fact that you haven't simply
proves that you are one of the sweetest
and best little women in all the
world
You have done nothing" she reit-
Grated. and so there is no need OF
any new resolves. Was there any late
news OF China to-day"
4 don't know anything about news
from China. but do know that Ill
make d charge in myself or hire some
jackass to kick me to death. Mrs.
Bowser. I've been an old lallaloo'
In his agitation Mr.. Bowser got up
and began gesturing and the cat grin
ned to herself and saw fun ahead
What's lalIaloo?' asked Mrs. Bow
ser.
Il don't know. but it's something pi-
zen mean. Now, you look at me and
hear me as say from this time on
"First-Im not going to rip ana roar
around when | find a clothespin on the
doorstep
sSecond-If the beefsteak IS over
done and the coffee not up to the
mark. I'm going to keep ms mouth
shut
"Third-If you discharge the cook
I'm not going to interfere and make
jay OF myself.
"Fourth-If the gas bill Is Is cents
extra or the coal is gone II minutes
too soon. I'm not going 10 jump up
and down and charge you with being
the most reckless and extraVagant wo-
man ever born
Fifth shall bring home crow
bar tomorrow. and the very FIST time
get one Of my spells on / shall ex-
pect you to spit on your hands and
hit me across the neck
Sixth shall invest in no more
tramps. lost dogs. spring tonics or FIRE
escapes. but behave myself like a SEN
sfble being That's all. and ncw give
your old hubby kiss and lets be
happy
| Mrs. Bowser embraced him and told
him be was as good as gold and then
used all her power Of persuasion 70
get him TO sit down to his cigar ana
newspaper again She couldn't ~
conplisar = however Ii Con
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

Bowser, do you know I've got to be an
old crank-a blamed Old crank wen
cars foot long,"
You arc nothing OF the kind" she
protested. You set out C sorts now
and then. as al husbands do. o;;C that
is % be expected. There Is nothing
you need feel conscience stricken over. :"
But there are dozens Of things. Yes.
I'm an old crank and kicker and a
bulldozer. About fo"~ nights out Of
seven | come home ready for a row
If nothing else is wrong. frl shirt
outton on the focr and use It ~ an
excuse By gym, but when l think
OK the rows have raised over nothing
waSder that yen have net stabbed
me witMa poisoned bodkin as | slept.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

were obtained from the use of rosin
like.
My attention was next turned to
making paper like parchment, and
studied long the idea. | was told that
old rag and cotton stock could be sue
cessfully parchmentiZed, and that the
treatment Of chemical wood jute,
MANILA and hemp material was un
heard Of.
Jumping into the problem of max
ing these materials produce the same
results as the rag and cotton stock, l
began to work on the subject. and
soon gave demonstrations that | could
take the fiimsiest of raw materials and
waterproof or parchmentize them.
MY process is capable of handling
all kinds of fibre, including chemical
wood. jute hemp. cotton and linen
stock, and the results obtained have
met with the earnest approval OF the
largest paper manufacturers in the
country. My system is so broad in its
application and so diversified in it's
results. many new and valuable prop
critics can be introduced into the sheet,
The paper is toughened anywhere
from 80 to 500 per cent more than the
materials produced by the present pro-
cess, the strength being held even after
prolonged immersion in hot water.
Water and grease proof papers of
all weights, colors and transparency
are obtainable, and experiments show
that in their durability and efficiency
they have no equal. In its suscepti
bility to CLUES and pastes lies its
adaptability to paper bag and novelty
work. From its tensile strength and
durability resistance of all solvents,
hot Or cold, including weak acid and
alkalis, lies its broad latitude OF appli-
cation In its absolute purity lies its
hygienic qualities.
The methods Of machine and tub
sizing are entirely done away with,
and the resulting product surpasses in
every way any previous attempts. By
my process no source of fibre is barred
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
THE C. 0. D. MAN.
He Tells How lie was Taken for Il
Noble in Disguise.


| Noble in Disguise.
! Copyright. 1901 by c. B. LewisD
1T was in the State of Ohio and two
years ago" said the C. O.. D. man as
he puffed away at his clay pipe. Il
had entered a village to be turned
down by half a dozen householders and
started on for the next when / saw
some fine apples on tree just over the
fence. Over l went for some fruit, and
Id no sooner struck the ground than a
woman uttered a little Shrek. Lying
in a hammock under that lsame tree
was an old maid who had seen 40 years
or more She wore her hair in ringlets
and had shipper about the mouth.
and. though may haveFsurprised her
a bit, took it that the little Shrek
was all put on. | am a dilapidated
gentleman. as / have observed, but
nothing could be moe courteous and
graceful and apropos than the way
swung on my heel and said:
"a thousand pafdons, nam selle.
and pray you to forget the intrusion.
saw the fruit abova the fence-and-
and
And didn't you sse me?" she asked.
Could l be so blind, nam 'selle?
May take it that the intrusion is for
given?
Oh, dear. of course. but you gave
me dreadful shock Some girls would
have tainted away-1quite tainted May
ask if you are Frenchman?
Pate de foie gras. nam selle,' says
l.
Oh. how nice' Oh. how charm
ing. The rest OF the girls won't be-
lieve it, came out here to lie down in
my hammock and think. and real
hero suddenly tcales the wall and
stands before me. You are hero, -
course?'
Ny modesty. nam selle, with
sweeping bow
oh. how charming, Not one of the
girls will believe it, I've always told
everybody that some day my chevalier
would come along and wish to bear me
off to his tureted castle. and here he
is. You are chevalier, aren't you?
The Chevalier D'Orman, nam selle.'
How splendid! And you must be
troubadour. too
Yes. touch the sad. sweet Tyre
Isn't that sweet? ] wish the rest
of the girls were here. And you are
knight also. and your horse and
squire are own in the village wait
ing for you?
As you say. man 'selle.
".Dear me. but isn't it 50 very
stranger she vent on. getting more
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
WATERPROOF PAPER INVENTED

Charles Ignatius Goessman. the 20
year-old chemist who invented water
proof paper, tells how he produced
such remarkable results. He says:
CAS- my fathers assistant in the
laboratories at Amherst college | had
charge of the by-products of farm and
factory in the industrial analytical de-
partment. In my visits to some of the
paper mills became interested in that
industry and was surprised to learn of
the crude methods used in sizing
paper, the materials used being OF
neutral bodies and, therefore, in my
opinion, it was, ] might say, almost
by luck alone that any good results
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girly every minute sir knight, hat

girly every minute. Sir knight, hat
thou CASTER
7 hath four castles, fair ladye.
:" What romantic adventure. When
! tell the other girls. they'll say it was
all dream All day yesterday L
somehow felt that my knight was CON-
ing, and new he's here. Why amt you
in armor, D'Ormane'
Because mine enemies have fed :
OF course. How beautiful. You
are net only out of your armor, bat
you seem to be in Disguise
Eyes; put on this faded raiment
that might not be recognized
- How grand and mysterious!
Wasn't | right in sticking to it that
you would come? Nam selle is French
for girl, isn't ito
Par signe de mepris, says I, with
a bow.
oh, how exquisite.' she exclaimed
as she rolled up her eyes. OF course
I'm girl, and you do quite right to
cali me mann 'selle Sir knight. thou
hast come here Toto
To bear thee to one of my castles
How lovely! The girls wont be-
lieve it. Forgive my coyness, but you
know how young girl feels when first
asked for her love. ought to be
borne away on your saddleoow. OF
course, but hadn't you as lief see papa
about it? He's awfully nice and sweet
and maybe he'd lend you straw hat
Il told her that waited with throb-
bling heart to Sc cher old man. smiled
the tramp, but of course | lied about
it. | never knew I'd get the grand raz-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

up and a wink in her eye In his desire
to make splinters OF something Mr..
Bowser rushed for her. but striking
footstool, he fell over it and came to
the floor with crash and rolled over
with his head under the lounge, It WAS
long minute before he got out and
sat up. There on the floor lay the
guilty butcher bill. and there on the
piano stood the innocent cat, gazing
down upon him but Mrs. Bowxer La
fed and left no tracks behind her
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
MR, BoWsER's TlIBULAT1oNs.
re Makes Some After New Years
Resolutions.
regard.

Resolutions.
DOWNRIGHT 1891, by c. r Lewis)
al was peace and harmony in the
house of Bowser Dinner had been
disposed Of, and the Bowsers sat read
ing and the family cat lay on the
hearth rug and slowly opened and
sbut her eyes and purred in content
menh BY and by Mr.. Bowser laid
down his papef4 tcaved a sigh Of sat
isfaction as he looked around ara
then said
Mrs. Bowscr. New Years 1Sy has
come and gone" ~
Yes" she answered.
AT the beginning CT a new year
most raople lock back over the last
- months and call up their short
comings and determine to avoid them
in the future"
at is what they call swearing of,
isn't it,"
Yes. 1t has got so that everybody
pokes fun at the man VINO MAKES Nc"
Year resolves, but nevertheless 1t Is
right and proper that one should de-
eide to do this or that to better Things
didn't say anything to you on New
Years day. but yet had several Things
in mind"
Mrs Bowser looked at him and teit
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

a slight chill pass over her. II he had
determined on any change of conduct,
it would end in riot IN less than two
hours.
no. didn't say anything on that
day" he continued. but I'm going to
say something now. have firmly and
fully made up my mind 20 do different
in certain matters. shall make NY
resolves right here and now Mrs
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
RowN PRINCE OF GERMANY AS A HUNTsMAN.

lustrious father the prince OF
This Illustration shows his
handsome elk that
a concealed
'
ell the
of they dulge( example the socaed
Emperor Germany fond When
imperial and
onslaught from old uske7
built intervals
rather
hit driven
the customary
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20

One OF the most railroad
across SIBERIA Lake Baka twice As
VIDE as the English channel
INC u oohect the termn
sary across It, But as the lake
OF December specially
as wa" want mas supplied
d tue inquired IN the accompanying illustration
lines OF
Inc boat mas powerful
Tug auuuon announcer the which
s neaV loaded boat crashes Though
a. speed OF Is miles an hour Its Erect
Is 80 miles the boat after each transit
new waterway has to be broken every i
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
COOKING HIppoporAMus MEAT IN A cANN1BAL cAMp

This illustration depicts Africa
cooking
the transfer
steak from captive OF their species comparatively
efforts of the
graph who turned the from the
describes
telegraph line. \yond Lake
Tanganyka Cape Town.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-20
-, SINGER AND 4 pnfNcA

II ~ very rarely that ROYALTY Aond
scends 10 MARBLE FOR the deIectatIoN
the common herd. bur Loraou this seafe
is raylng over Maori peincess who -
Inyated the concert hail she 8 hot y
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-01-01
NOTED INVENTOR DEAD.
Rev. Hannibal GOodSyia's Achieve
ment for Photography.

ment for Photography.
NEWARK. y. J.. Jan. THE Rev Han
nibaI Goodwin the inventor of the con-
tiHuous film for photography, died here
yesterday of heart failure. which which
was attributed to injury received by fall
ing from trolley car near his home in
August last. Mr. Goodwin was seventy
eightFyears old and was SIX feet three
inches IN height. He was born at Good
wins Point now Taughannock Falls. on
the shore OF Cayuga Lake. and after his
early schooling went to Union College and
vas graduated there. He entered the Law
school at Yale College then. but before
completing his studies elected TO become =
Clergyman and entered the General Thee
logical Seminary IN New York. He left
the seminary as graduate in 1850. and
his first charge was in Bcrdentown, X. J.,
ThtTe he remained for three years, and
then he went 20 Newark to take charge Of
S.. PaUVs Episcopal Church In 1888 he
became missionary worker and was ap-
pointed 10 Christ Church in the same city.
Later he went 10 Trenton where, after
several years Of hard work. his health
broke down and ne went 10 California.
On his arrival in San FRANCISCO he be-
cana rector of Grace Cathedral. In 1857
returned 10 Newark and became rector Of
the House OF Prayer. Mr.. Goodwin re-
NAMED in this charge over twenty years.
Resigning When sixty-fiTe years cd he re
tired 10 his home in the Woodside dis
trict OF Newark and continued his mis-
sionery work until the day Ct his injury.
While rector OF the House of Prayer he
became Interested III amateur photogra-
ply and experimental in new processes.
chiefly with a view OF producing what are
generally classed as process pictures,
either printed directly from the gelatine
or from metallic etchings. He made many
valuable discoveries. especially N photo
engraving and recently perfected q new
form Of screen plate and holder, which Is
expected to effect almost a revolution In
the work. He evolved many other inge-
NOUS inventions, but none so valuable as
the transparent film used in roll cameras.
The Eastman Kodak CorlPauy seemed to
be unwilling 10 make any terms with the
inventor. After a hard legal fight, con
tinuing through 4 dozen years, Mr.. Good
win got verdict which pleased him far
more than the large sum OF money which
came afteTwaTd IN settlement Of the mat
ter. He continued his missionary work,
as before. and refused o tell his curious
friends how much he received