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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
FIRST NEWS or uNHAPPINEss.


No whisper OF unhappiness In the
Shuts house reached their friends until
about three years ago. when Mrs. SHUTS
went to her home IN Brooklyn. since
tho separation Mrs. Shuts has lived az
the Anity street house. Mr.. Shults mas
divided his time between the principal
hotels of the city and travelling. is-
Gently he took apartments at NO. 40
Although living apart, Mr.. and Mrs
Shuts remained friends. Mrs. Shuita
at all times had access TO the Shuits
stable and Il IA said used IL freely. Mr:
Shuts had made her presents or seVefsi
horses. -,
! several entries were made In the name
! OF Mrs. Shuts. The same horses, IL ~
UNDERSTOOD were entered IN MT SINUS
name When the time for eNhlDitloh
| came Mrs. Shuts was there ready TO
drive her favortes IN the ring, MI.
! Shuts was there. II Is SAID, Wllh VIC
same intention There were some warm
| words. and the two parted, further apart
! than ever before, -
Friends say that the horse show incl
= dent made reconciliation Impossible.
/ Lawyer Charles i. Patterson, OF inc
( Garfield building. iiroollyn, is saie 10
have drawn up divorce papera TOT MIs
! Shuts More thap-o actress pronl-
nent ON the stage IS said to have been
/ mentioned IN the suit.
MRS sIfULTs RETlcENT.
Mrs. Schnlts received reporter at the
( spoke uf the matter.
/ wish 10 avoid publicity In this mat
ter" she said 1T is IN thc hands oL
my brother-in-law. Mir Il. =. ltinman, ot
40 10 RpmsCn street. who Ia looking
after all my affairs since the death on
my brtXher. FranE Srard. Noihink was
said in the papers when the separation
occurred three years ago, and hoped
nofhlng would 30 said now. have neeu
living here az home sinc the sepafaut tl
/ cannot tel YOU anything ahout any sulI
You viii have 60 see Mr. Itnm0n.
a story is told oi Mr. shnIts that while
| sitting - the ofnce of tue ltorsc SNOW
/ associatiUn. az no. rs West twenty thirc
street S-one day chatting with Reginalt
I Rives' James n. HYDE and Richard car
man h. espicd some lively colored pos
terS on tine corner, end walking. 1ycr sus
pcndad one before and one behind MN
'TU bet yol 500 YOU won't walk oNel
10 Broadway with those things on yo'
like that" said r. ggie lNNcs ~
"'rake YOU said shuts promptly. lh'
money was put up and shuts stalke'
over to Broadway He made the trir
! followed hy n hundred urcnins ana othc
curious ones ana pockctcd Tho money.
Mr. SHUTS "a "a famous tandem driver
! and a. nn enthusiastic member or tn
Tandem club.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR sAI.E-ON BRIDGHAM STREET.
a two-family house in good repair, with
corner lot 40x1O0i will be sold reasonable.
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR sALE-THERE IS NO END TO
our list OF real estate bargains. we nave
property I'm ali parts OF the city az -
tremely low prices. ISAAC l.. Goff ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
TO LET.

TO LET-CORNER OF WASHINGTON
and Battey streets, building suitable for
light manufacturing. S0x4O feet; two
floors; bed for engine and boiler already
In: rent $325 per year. u. J.. q III. j.
GROSS. Managers of Estates.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
Our Foreign Trade,

Much has been said and written about
the wonderful growth or our trade with
our new island possessions and with
cuba. How large a percentage OF our
total exports are actually taken by df-
ferent groups of counties Is shown az a
glance by the following table taken rfom
-. 49, y.rl World
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
ISAAC |. GOff CO. l7l Westminster ST.

FOR SALE-IN AUBURN, A uOUU
cottage of 10 rooms, with very large 10. l9s
o, land for only $500. ISAAC l.. doff
CD.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR stf7fe-=A SACRIFICE IN A COT
tage and two lots OF land; price only
$500; don't let this chance pass. For par
uculars inquire OF ISAAC l.. GOfF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR sALE-SPLENDID PROPERTY
on Rroadway; a one-famlly brick house
of 10 rooms, with S6lt So H. of land. and
ALI improvements; Will pe sold at BAR
rain ISAAC l.. Gotit'- co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR SALE-A 9-ROOM COl lAIE 10y Oas
penedt street all improvements. for $500;
a splendid home centrally located. ISAAC
I. GOEE Co
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR sALE-JUsT THINK OF 1T. A
oottare and 90. .OCO so. II. of land at River
siSc Tor $500; don't fail to call for parti-
enlars. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

FOR sALE-AT LINCOLN PARK. A
few choice corner lots on avenues, near
electrics; will be sold on very easy terms
Call for plat. tickets and particulars on
ISAAC J.. GOEF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

ron sAI,E-oN ATwELL'S AVENUE.
q story house OF 20 rooms. with ini-
nrovements; rent $45 a month; bargain.
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

The wedding. which was attended 10y
society leaders of Brooklyn ana New
York was the social event of the year
The bridal couple left for "A tour OF the
world. They were gone year
When they returned a fine establish
ment was set up at Portchester. There
was a splendid stable of tine horses,
ample grounds. magniilcent house, u
retinue of servants and wealthy neigh
bors Mr.. Shuts had a yacht, ana IL
never grew dun at the Portchester home.
There were dinners and entertainments
which brought many guests TO the mouse.
Mr.. Shuts was one OF the best known
i'm the fashionable turf set. lie was
prominent IN an the horse shows. and
took many prizes. lie was companion
of Reginald Rivea 4. Susfern Ialler. y.
II. HYDE Frank ID. Beard. the Belmonts
and other well-known society men,
Horses were SHUTS lad, as they are
his fathers The elder Shuts owns a
fine stable of horses. Young Shuts has
a string OF nfty racers. sadolers, car
riagc horses and cobs. Tie. bought Suhol,
the famous mare who held the record a
few years ago.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

tuOnnl makes belts grip the pulleys pro.
VtNtp,Jl tccts them from steam and water.
AUD prevents glazing. FOR sale oy
NV BROWN BROS. CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
RAILROADS.
NEW YORK. NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.

A Time Table giving full information
as 10 local and through train sertice
may be obtained at Providence st"uon
and stations below:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

wANTED-TooLMA OF EXPE-
rence in optical factories; first-class
wages for hrst-class men; permanent
employment: communications confiden-
tiai. MICHIGAN OPTICAL CO., De-
troit, Mich.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

D-DRESSMAKER TO CUT
Ladies' Tailor-madc Suits; references.
-Ieasy-plaeei Eeed -rpagesr-APP4y- between
r. NJ and =. NJ, 100 Westminster ST.,
Il. /. BRISTOL.
IN "A ST
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

USE DIX. HARRfsOH's PAIN CHR
CT this eeason: gives instant relief TO
colds. severe cramps and La GRIPS; .
doctor in emergency. ror sale svery-
where.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
WANTED.

wANTED-UPPER TENEMENT ON
West Side, or 6 rooms with modern inn
nrovements for two adults. Best of ref
ersnces. Address Box 500. City.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

LAD1Es--DR. LaFRANcOs PERIOD
ICAl. COMPOUND. for delayed. Irregular
or painful periods. has no equal. only 80
at Druggists or Hail & Lyons rharnacye
Providence.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
llOlES' AND GENTS TAILOR
NEW BlcYcLE Spnp.

James Pugh. prop. III Charles 81. lie,
pairing IN All It's branches. New any
sccOnd-hand hlcycles from $500 up
good tire for $40 Try one.
E7TtnE Rooms panered with border
W. lJLs 20 match including hangins'
for $15. Roofrs painted Si.5o White
washed. &c Cali and mako your selec-
tion or send postal n. T.. WALL PAPER
60 q34 traugfon -
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

MANAGER 80 ENERGETIC MAN:
manage branch old established house
No soliciting; Office duties wholly: salary
S25 month: extra commissions; yearly
engagement; rapid Advancement; expert
ence not necessary. Must furnish refer
ences and $500 cash. DRAWER "A, New
Haven, Conn
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
EARL CARPENTER & SONS co.
WATCHEs. CLOCKS. ETC.

YOUR CLOCK Is OUT or ORDER
Drop US a line: We will call for and de-
liver II In perfect order. cheaper and bet
ter than anyone else. GOSMER. Vest
minister and Franklin. Open evenings.
Telephone 2sG2-2.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

LADY AGENTS WANTED TO SELL
an article every lady wears; only have
TO show IL TO sell IL; no stores have IL.
Send for circular 20 Mrs. III. Hatch, Box
424, New Bedford, Mass.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

$3.50 FOR 75c-wArcH CLEANED
75c main spring. 7Jc.: price cn other
work in proportion; done by the most
skilled workmen on earth ~ nos
MER's. corner Westminster and Frank
lin. Telephone 21S2-s.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
HELP WANTED.
BoOkkeeper Wanted

State experience and salary desired. Ad-
dress Box 400, Providence. II. !.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

No eHTP. HOUSE. TRUNK OR
psrson sbsulj ~ out OK DIR. Harrison's
Pain Cursr. Hsndings. u Weybossss
street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27

SIX OF THE FINEsT-HAVE NouR
watch ani clock repairing done at HOS
MER's by skilled workmen at ono-halt
the price others ask. Westminster and
Franklin. Open evenings Telephone
2762-2.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
"OUR Inns REPAIR SHOP"

Removed nom Pearl 10 10 FECk siteer
BICYCLE REPAIRING.
JAMES BROWN. formerly with
Belchcr A. LCoTnis Hardware 60.
Dk1[cIE4 Tailor Repairing, Cleaning
i ftflCtfN and Pressing. Suits Cleaned
auu Pressed Is cents Overcoats Cleaned
ana Pressed 50 cents. suits Sponged ana
Pressed 50 cents Pants Pressed Whils
You Mnil 10 cenfs % Chnrlea strect
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-05-27
ROGER WILLIAMS LAUNDRY.

II SAklN STREET.
French finish or domestic TX desired
Work called for and delivered.
p00cIkn Mhat Cheer Roofing Co. i4l
NBUi tNu 1B DYER street Slate. TIN anu
Gravel Roofing Skylights. Cornices ana
Conductors. All kinds OF repaitlng
promgtly, done Tel 2SsS-S fkANh
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Fred Emerson Brooks.

The next number of the Epworth
League lecture course will be the en-
tertainment given by Fred Emerson
Brooks, the California poet, next
Thursday evening. Mr.. Brooks will
recite selections from his poems which
are entertaining, both for their quaint
hnmor and deepfeeIing. It has been
our good fortune to hear Mr.. Brooks,
and our expectations will fall far
short if he will not be voted the best
of the whole fine course which is be-
ing given. The poems which Mr..
Brooks gives contain a Great deal of
merit, and when delivered by Mr..
Brooks in his own pleasing style.
they make an exceptional entertain
ment.
No one who attends the entertain
ment next Thursday night with the
highest expectations of hearing some
thing very good will be disappointed. l
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
rhe Agricultural Society.

The annual meeting of the Stevens
County Agricultural Society was held
in the Office of Geo. E. Darling on
last Saturday afternoon, January 19.
. Reports for the year were heard, and
the society was found to be in pros
porous condition. The society voted
to make the usual exhibition at the
state fair next year. Officers were
then elected as follows:-
President-E. P. Watson.
Vice President-R, J. Hall.
Secretary-D. T. Wheaton.
Treasurer-Samuel Larson.
Executive Committee, G.. G
Towner. 6. E, Darling, G.. G. Thorpe,
FL. w. Stone and J. H. Edwards.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
District Court.

The adjourned term of the district
court was held on Tuesday and
Wednesday, with Judge Caleb
Powers presiding. The motion for a
new trial in the Erickson case was
made and brief submitted on the
part of the defendant. The court
took the motion under advisement,
with the understanding that the state
should be given ten days in which to
submit its brief. The court also
ordered the defendant to appear per-
sonally in court on the first day of
the March term.
The matter. of vacating the plat of
certain blocks Of the first addition to
the village Of Morris was granted.
These blocks lie north of town and
are at the present time used as farm
land"
In the case of G. A. Dushek and
W. P. Fowler Us. the Morris Invest
ment Co. ct al, an injunction was
issued restraining the Morris Invest
ment Co. from dissolving.
The order Of the court sets forth
that as the plaintiffs deemed it of no
importance that their prayer be
granted except as to the Morris In
Yestment Go. the court therefore
ordered that the Morris Investment
Go. be not dissolved. and that the
plaintiffs furnish bond for $3.50
with two sureties. The reason for
the plaintiffs not pressing that part
of their petition that referred to the
owners disposing of the lots in con-
troyersy was on account of the notice
of lis pendens having been filed with
the Register of Deeds.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
WARNING TO SCHOOL OFFICERS.
A Gang of SwindIers Work a Clever
Scheme.

Notices have been sent to the coun-
ty superintendents of school through
out the State, warning them that a
gang of swindlers is working among
school officers and teachers. The
gang is using receipt and note forms,
which bear the great seal of the state,
and letters of official endorsement
which purport to come from the Off
GERS of the state department Of pub
lie instruction and are probably
forgeries. In Dodge county agents
visited the district schools advertis-
ing the virtues of a set of books.
Later a man took an order for the de-
livery of the books at a certain price
and having received voucher on the
proper fund discounted it at the near
est bank and disappeared. The
books upon arrival were found to be
cheap and uncopyrighted worth
about ten cents volume. Steps
have been taken to apprehend the
men who are engaged in this work.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Trying to Keep out.

A sick man who was really near to
death could not resist the temptation to
have a little fun with his spiritual ad-
wiser. He had lingering malady, but
his days were certainly numbered by a
few weeks at the most. He had not
been known as a man Of strong reli-
gious convictions, and, yet there was
little if anything which could be said
against him 1t was one of those deli
cate cases in which it is hard for the
minister to do anything. Some one
suggested to Rev. Paul Weyand, then
stationed at Morningside, that he make
a call upon the patient.
Going to the house, he found the man
propped up in bed to relieve smother
ing sensation The sick man could
scarcely talk above whisper, and Rev,
Mr.. Weyand began to make subtle in
quiries about his spiritual welfare.
The invalid's answers were all nom
committal and evasive. and finally in
despair the pastor asked:
do you really want to go to heaven.
Mr. Blank p
do want to go to heavenY repeat
ed the dying man in hoarse whisper.
why. that's the place I've been fight
ing so hard to keep out Of for the last
two yearsv-P Pittsburg News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Railroad Farm Lands For Sale.

In Northern Wisconsin the Chica-
go, ST. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha
Railway has for sale, at low rates
and easy terms Of payment, about
100000 acres of choice farm lands.
Early buyers will secure the adyan-
tage of locationss6n the many beauti-
full streams and lakes, which abound
with fish and furnish a meyer ending
and most excellent water supply,
both for family use and for stock.
Land is generally we'll timbered,
the soil is fertile and easy of cultiya-
ton. Chicago, Milwaukee, st. Paul,
Minneapolis, Duluth, Superior, Ash
land and numerous other thriving
cities and towns on the line of the G.
st. p. M. & o. Ry. and other rail-
roads in the same territory furnish
good markets for farm produce.
For further particulars address:
j Geo. w. BELL,
Land Commissioner, Hudson, Wis, or
G.. III. MAoRAE,
A.G. P. A., st. Tanl, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Masters of Men.

The Saturday Evening Post an
nounces for early publication twelve
part serial story of love and adven-
ture by Morgan Robertson. Masters
of Men is powerful tale of the new
Navy.
The central figures in the story are
a rich orphan. who has entered the
navy as an apprentice, and young
ensign, fresh from the Naval Aca-
DENY. The author leads his two
heroes through maze cf adventures
by land and sea.
This romance may fairly be called
the best work of the best writer of
sea stories in the country.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
DIED.
Henry schaffer.

Henry Schaffer died at the home
of his daughter, Mrs. Henry Cousins,
on sunday,,Jan. 10th, Of paralysis.
The funeral was held on Tuesday
from the house, the service being con-
Quoted by the Rev. F. H. Richardson.
Deceased was born at Lowville,
New York, Jan. 18th, 1920. Here he
was married ana lived for many
years. He later came west and set
tied in Wisconsin, where he lived
until the death of his wife eight years
ago, when he came to Morris to liye
with Mrs. Cousins, the only surviving
member of a family of three children.
D eceased was a member of the Free
Will Baptist church, an industrious,
frugal and unassuming man.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Met on a screen.

One of the happiest uses served by
that wonderful and many named in
vention. the moving picture machine.
appears in story told in the London
Music Hall.
A party Of gentlemen were watch
ing the pictures when in one Of the
South African scenes they recognized
an officer friend The wife of the
officer. on being told of this wrote to
the manager and asked that this pic
ture might be put on oD a certain
evening when she would purposely
journey from Glasgow.
She had not seen her husband for
over year. but at last observed him
in a group-on the screen of cine,
matograph.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Bed as the Best Cure of Dyspepsia.

Bed as the Best Cure of Dyspepsia.
Albu draws attention to the fire.
quency with which neurasthenia, anse-
mia and malnutrition are associated
and the great amount of injury to the
system at large that may be produced
by such triad The deficiency in
nerve energy and the consequent i'm
perfect inervation of the tissues lead
to a general lack of muscular tone
which finds expression in different
ways according to the region of the
body affected.
In the abdomen the general relaxa
ton has for it's consequences viscer%
optosis and atony of the stomach and
intestines, with their attendant evils,
and in proportion as the lack of proper
nutrition Increases, the somatic weak
ness, the debilitating events move in q
vicious circle of greater and greater
circumference and constantly involves
more remote regions in the disease
Under such conditions the eTfdent In
dications are rest and feeding. But
to be properly effective the patient
must completely change his previous
faulty mode of life and be treated in
a wholly alien environment.
AS a routine for such cases at least
three weeks of absolute rest in hea
in some institution away from home
is to be advised, together with a fun
diet. for, even though the state of the
stomach may seem to contra indicate
this overfeeding, In most cases it wiz
relieve the symptoms more quickly
than the most carefully adjusted thyt
Quantitatively insufficient regariig. By
these means bodily waste OF all sortSs
nerve and<muscle, is reduced to mini
mum, and the depleted cells are en-
abled to regain their normal tone and
yigor. zeitschrift Fur Krankenpfege
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
How to Cure Group.

Mr.. R. Gray, who lives near Anne
MIA, Duchess county, N. Y, says:
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
the best medicine I have ever used.
It is fine children's remedy for
Group and never fails to cure.' When
given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or even 'Safter the croupy
congh has developed, it will prevent
the attack. This should be borne in
mind and bottle of the Cough
hemedy kept at hand ready for in
slant use as soon as these symptoms
appear. For sale by J. R. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Program for State Teachers Exami-
nation.

Under the direction of the State
Superintendent of Public instruction
following program has been arranged
to accommodate applicants for first
grade certificates without hurrying
unduly applicants for the second
grade or without requiring the latter
TO lose more than one day from their
schools. Only applicants for the
first grade need report on Thursday.
First day, February Z, 1901.
A. M.-9OO to 1000 Plane Geome-
try.
1910 to lilo Either Physical
Geography or Gen. History Zap
plicant's choice.)
PM 80 to 2:3O Natural Philosophy
2:4O to $40 Algebra.
Second day, February 8, 1901.
A.M.-8:OO to $50 Filling out
and collecting of application
blanks.
$50 to $50 Spelling
900 to 1000 County superin-
tendent's professiora al test
1910 to LILO Reading.
1l:2O to 1920 Grammar.
P.M.-2OO to 800 US. History.
$40 to 4:1O Physiology or Hy-
giene.
4:2o to $40 Drawing (oltional)
Third day, February 8, 1901.
A. M.-sOO to 900 County Super
intendent's professional test,
completed.
9:1O to 1910 Arithmetic.
1920 to 11:2O Geography.
11:3O to 1890 Music (optionaD
P. MOO to 800 CIVIL Govern
ment.
At the close of the examination in
each subject, and before applicants
have left their seats, the examiner
will collect all answer papers. Dur
ing each intermission, applicants will
brief their papers for the next sub
iect, so that all shall be ready to
write at the beginning of the period.
Penmanship and composition will
be marked on papers in United States
History.
The examinations will be given at
The Longfellow School in Morris.
P. S. RowE,
Go. Supt,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
Evolution.

Johnny was spelling his way through
marriage notice in the morning pa
per.
"At high noon," he read, ''the cler.
gyman took his stand beneath the flo
raj bell. and to the music Of the wed
ding march the contradicting parties
moved down the
mot 'contradicting, Johnny" in
terrupted his elder sister, contract
ing"
+ well" stoutly contended Johnny.
they'll be contradicting parties after
awhile"-Youth's Companion.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
A Cure for Lumba9o.

Sufferers from lumbaga CT rrheuma-
tism in the back will be pleased to
know that quick relief may be had
by applying Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. Mr.. W. G. Williamson; of
Amherst,sVa., says: "For more than
a year I suffered with lumbago. I
finally tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm
and it gave me entire relief, which all
other remedies had failed 10 do. For
sale by j. r. Krueger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
All Lifetime.

Don't you regret the time you vast
ed in your youth2" asked the senti-
mentalist.
I didn't waste any time in my
youth" answered the self satisfies
man. Il flew kites and flshed and at
tended dances and learned to play the
guitar and attended to all such mat
ters, and If / hadn't hooked after then
in my youth am sure I should never
have had opportunities TO give them
proper attention since yen. - Wash-
ington Star.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
His Appearance Against Him.

Gould you do somethin fer q pore
ole sailorY" said the wanderer at the
gate.
pore ole sailor?' echoed the lady at
the tub.
"Yes'm. | follered the wotter fer
20 years"
well" said the lady at the tub. after
a critical look. You certainly don't look
as If you'd ever ketched up with it."
and resumed her Delsartean exercises
Of detergence. indianapolis Press.