The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-06-30

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=. ar rirl In the United states yan
" rember of the CLUB " senn a
=, name to the editor o. wy Be,
y, must be addressed ioust Tey'
ssinmer Department hous''
,,o On both sides OF your paper;
~ w ~ use a fancy name, senn
s mi name TO the editor. NO let
4 ~ nr,uted unless this rule is com
sii M name "Happyhammer" or
nth capital letter.
RETRl6uTIVE.
,,u, little busy bee
is,srsiuslly lnveigle
NJ trap mighty bird.
p,lI our Yankee Eagle
IA. "Now, sir, ought to be
snblem Of this nation. 80
,%.su old baldheaded thing.
sies Ger all creation.
,s,e fool the eagle said,
.I.ssik sounds rather funny;
w wei we're made to gather sweets,
manufacture honey.
IN, soar TO the very skies,
4 W stars 40 seem embedded
hotflng gair0t the azure vault
vbst made me baldheaded.
~. ,hen snapped up that bee,
n Ewn his throat did suck II;
4 4 that bee did sting that bird
Nd II Kicked the bucket.
MORAL,
"A they be small you argue with,
I'm lose your common sensei
I'M t,od made He wisely gave
La node Of self defense.
Spei Happyhammers:
rI,yes me very much to tell you that
4 Foster has been too sick to take
\, II this page this week. but my
il Tempered with pleasure at the
[ledse Just received, that she Is i'm
In So rapidly that she will In all prob
IA Ne with you one week from today
she will give you an accounting OF
4 moneys as have been received TOWARD
8ialr. together with the names OF thos'
haSe contributed to the fund and %
! new members who have been en-
a do hot know what to say to TIN
HAS, because I'm a great big horrt
4 lean not write Eyangeline a lettc
M party, cause If did / woIld NOR
likely tell her snake story tina
cause her to lie awake nights an
9bbleurns, but ! wish to say TO the lit
Hhlas who sent the flowers that the
much appreciated by Me; / shall no
Aem over to Mrs. Bostcr, because
vi them lagnlappe, which ought 4
*sA this Job. being a Hap pro ten
8a reply to the query, put by Nelu
;inefy, that l don't Ike to ride
h always had fear o. them,
ID fact dear. I've a notion,
Couldn't ride a painted horse
81 lpon painted ocean.
As Address, did you say "a pump
falt' or pumpkin planty"
Parker, look out that Biddy an
70 not lie down together.
lre got suspicion that Little Rus
"a Clark knows how to advise the boy
deadbrske boys are very nice,
see would rise and state,
pofe by far than deadbroke boys,
ae boys with humps are great.
Tow Corr really wishes to dream Il
annk glass Of strong salt and waite
feurlng, and then let her sleep wit
rts higher than her head. II 81
nn ! viii guarantee that she wi
ne meanest man she ever knew,
wv Locks. your words about the b
san Jacinto are inspiring, still
lg tery glad was not there.
= make my meaning clear,
very glad ! was not there,
lanse feel better here.
'ssIe that you should all Of you DO!
wv read the letter OF Willow Wa
eoncernlng her brothers death al
vut nls portrait and remember hiI
little hero who died from owe
m an endeavor TO help support b
:" mother aud little sister.
Y fellows, fellow, Haps, mean boy
ELlY wanted to talk to you the wor
II re world about the old swlmmi
MI III Lne most scientific way to cha
sfssl,ssn irts and how TO tell n RI
H,.s-sli0n IN the dark, and the best Wi
yhole lot OF other things bnt Ne
H. tne end Of my tether; went al
me girls too long; | always 4
n ssnI you all to sympathize with o
n Tsneer, Algie Deviney of Martinda
s M some OF you must write 10 hi
age must write TO us and Z
I'm vsul i. Next time I get a chan
ese wen have whole lot
Fes,.aW We But You must not pray I
aols ! couldn't publish your I
n, ~. u VAS written on both sid
n saagtI,per and | don't know what
Sl Nv n y about anyhow. However,
nVse horrible example to you.
70 church, and here I am.
The Snake Editor