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The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06
AN UNPAID tvH DINNER.
House, However, Got Acknowledge
ment of Excellent Service.

New York Tribune: Dinner was in
full swing at the Hotel Normandie, at
Broadway and Thirty-eighth street,
last evening, when a somewhat poorly
clad man verging toward 80 years OIL
age entered the dining room, and, after
surveying the apartment for an instant,
selected a table neal the window and
took up a menu card. The waiter whose
business 1t was to serve hat partic-
ular table eyed him a bit doubtful, but
the mans assurance overawed him.
Besides, reflected the waiter. he may
be an eccentric millionaire. So he def
e~rentially approached the incongruous
guest.
"Ah, waiter" said the latter, suavely,
running his eye carelessly over the
card, bring me, if you please, a Martini
cocktail, composed of Plymouth gin
and the other customary ingredients.
And then you may bring me some blue
points and-ah-some consomme Jul
lienpe; these heavy soups disturb my
delicate digestion"
"Yessir," said the waiter, all his fears
dispelled.
"And-ah-whiIe you are about it,
you may bring me next" went on the
eccentric guest, "a filet mignon larded
with mushrooms, and be sur that It
is tender-very tender. Some potatoes,
French fried, and-ah-celery. That
will be all for the present"
The order was filled as given, and
when the flet arrived the guest ordered
q quart of champagne. A second quart
followed the first. Then a 5O-cent cigar
was demanded. At last the epicure,
leaning back in his chair with a sigh
of content, beckoned lazily to the at
tentive waiter and remarked Ian
guidly:
AN now, m'good Teller; be s'good
S t. bring me a Queen Anne roof"
"a Queen Anne roof" calculated the
waiter, helplessly. Whats that, sir?'
But the happy guest had forgotten all
terrestrial things, lost in a sea of con-
tentment and champagne. The waiter
ventured to put one hand on his should
er and repeated:
whats a Queen Anne roof, sir, if
you please?"
HIN! What?" murmured the cpl
cure, returning reluctantly to his sur
roundings.
Whats a Queen Anne roof, sir?"
The son of luxury grinned sardoni-
cally. Its On the house, he said.
1t was, too, and so was everything
else, amounting to a total of $9.40. A
policeman took the impecunious diner
to the West Thirtieth street station,
where he said that he had no money,
and was James Hardy Of No. 223 East
Fourteenth street. 1t was a most ex-
cellent dinner, he said. Upon my
word" he added, 81 think tn hotels
to be con-con-congrashlated."
"Ah, shut up" snarled the sergeant,
as they led Hardy to a cell.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06
Female College Failures.

The English anthropologist, Francis
Gallon, tells Of a conversation which he
had lately had with the president of a
college for Mr.. Gallon asked
this lady about the subsequent career
of the girls who graduated from the
college. She answered that about one-
third Of them derived real profit from
their education, that another third
profited very little by it, while the re-
naming third were an absolute fail
ure.
And what becomes Of these fail
ures?" asked Mr.. Gallon.
"Oh, they're the ones who marry"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06
An Irregular Proceeding.

Washington Star: 1--WE dunno whut
to do about that man." said Broncho
Bob. Il shouldn't be surprised if the
boys 'ud run him out O. town.
whats the trouble
"Well, we've kind got a suspicion that
he doesn't mind the rules of civilized
warfare. He had a quarrel with Three
Finger Sam, who is the quickest shot
in Crimson Gulch. But while Sam was
gettin' the drop on him this Teller hit
him over the head with a fence rail-
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

In Germany during the last year up-
ward of 5000, 900 picture postal cards
were sent through the post. The Ger
man government tested it for some ten
days in August through all their post
offices, and found that the average was
l,445, 900 each day.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

DIR. Jarvis S. Wright, the efl-known
Brooklyn physician, who died, several
days ago, was a descendant of Thomas
Wright, who emigrated to this country
in 1885. He invented a number of sur
gical instruments and wrote several
valuable works on medical subjects.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

George Dimmock Of Salt Lake, Utah,
70 years old, challenges any white Chris
tian in the United States and British
islands to run, walk, or sing or talk
for two hours, or to run and walk one
hour and talk for another. His neigh
bors offer to back him freely should his
challenge be accepted.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06
Our Coal-Producing Lungs.

Tho volume of carbonic acid exhaied
by q healthy person in twenty-four
hours is about fifteen thousand cubic
inches, containing about six ounces of
solid carbon. This is at the rate of
1877 a%voirdupois per annum; and, taking
the population of the world at a
thousand millions, this means that the
human race breathe out every year
sixty-one million tons of solid carbon.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

The American hop fields employ
about 240, 900 men, women and children
as pickers alone, for there are 70. 0OO.-
900 hop vines to be stripped, and the
crop in a good season is worth SIG, 0OO,-
900.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

The Marquette club, the Union LeaA
que and the Hamilton and Lincoln
clubs of Chicago have Joined in invit-
ing President Roosevelt to visit that
city on Grants birthday. April 27 next.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

Prof Ferdinad DIES Champs, of the
Belgian University of Public Instruc-
ton, in this country gathering informa-
ton as to the political usefulness of
woman suffrage.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

Henry Jackson, whose possessions are
valued at 100000, is the richest Indian
on klamath reservation. Every fall.
for Is years, he has sent to market
$1,000 to $1,000 worth Of cattle.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1901-12-06

qua tribe which owns all the territory
in this part of the Niger basin by agents
of the French government.
CAPT. A. FORSDYKE BRYCE.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

vas. very eood ard Miss Armsby did
the pars Of Nanfne with grace Miss
Crosby as Olympic bad little 70 do but
she did II veil OF the men MoufAfne.
a. the father Of Armand, was . re-
freshing change Henderson In the
lead was only little under-done- The
rest merely also ran but they also
ran with becoming modesty Miss
Roberts received dozen curtain calls
as . tribute to her beautiful work
Tonight a Suit of Sable villa be
put on The play has quite reputation
on the continent The performance
tonight is given so that there win be
no conflict Of attractions Saturday
afternoon when the luau is to be
spread at the Maternity Home To-
morrow night, the military drama.
The Girl Left Behind Ne" win be
produced
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
suFFooNERY IN THE SENATE.

And now it is Senator Carter of
Oahu who has set himself up as the
chief buffoon Of the legislature. No
body expects anything of Achi but
buffoonery. Little more is expected
of Cecil Brown after the exhibitions
he has been making of himself since
the session opened. What the Senator
don't know about legislative proceed
ings and parliamentary law would fill
quite a good-sized volume; really it
would. But Senator Carter, uniyer-
sity man, is supposed to at least have
the instincts of a gentleman while
upon the floor Of the Senate, even IL
he is woefully lacking in parliament
airy lore His constant reference to
the Lime Kiln Club has. come to mean
that the biggest buffoon of the entire
club is Senator Carter himself. His
action of yesterday in demanding in
an undertone to know what Bill
thought of various subjects. directing
himself to Senator White, was not
only ungentlemanly; it was positively
vulgar ignorance and fit action for
one coming out of the slums. Senator
White deserves censure for not call
ing the attention of the Senate to
Carriers action and demanding that
he apologize to him and to the Sen
ate.
Senator Carter may think his buff
foonery very funny but it is not 1t
simply reveals a phase of character
in the man that is not at all to his
credit. Such action is the action of a
cad. of snob, and OF man utterly
lacking in that finesse and refinement
always conspicuous, under all circum,
stances, in the real gentleman. But
as a noted savant once said, you can
always detect the artificial gentleman.
He may acquire certain veneer OF
polish by association and study, but
at some time or other the ass will
show his ears from under the lions
skin.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

Replying to the request of the
House of Representatives for his au-
thority for paying employees of the
Territory during period of sixty
days absence from the Territory, Au-
ditor Austin quotes a resolution of the
Executive Council adopted Nov. u.
1896. How the Auditor can construe
this resolution of the Executive Coun-
ell of the defunct Republic of Hawa ali
as authority for paying employees of
the. Territory, while absent for sixty
days. we fail to understand. Hawaii
became a Territory of the United
States on June IA, 1900, and the reso-
lutions of the defunct Republic of
Hawaii are no more binding upon the
Territory or upon Territorial officials
than so much blank paper. Mr.. Aus
tins title under the Republic was that
of Auditor General, but under the Ter
ritory he is merely Auditor. He has
the same right to still call himself
Auditor General, under the laws of the
defunct Republic. as he has to audit
the claim of Territorial employees for
pay during their absence from the
Territory under resolution of the
former Executive Council. Every
such claim audited by Auditor Austin
illegal and void and he and his bonds
men should be. proceeded against by
the Attorney General to collect the
same. on benalf of the Territory.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
MCCLELLAN, POND { Co.

In addition to college Hills" SUI
burb, we offer the following city prop
erty:
81 ,5O0-House and lot s0x2OO at Sea
View.
81, 200-6-room house, stables, ETC., in
Puunui. Lot 100x100.
Sc, 000-7-room house, servants quar-
tiers, fernery, etc. Located on
Prospect ST.. commanding magni-
ficent Ocean view.
~o,S00-6-room house. fine lanai. Splen-
didly located near Oahu College.
81. 0O0-3s acre, Kalihi 5room cot
tage. stable, servants house, etc
Near Kamehameha ". road.
| S. 000-7-room house on Beretania
avenue. Lot so feet wide. runs
through to Young street.
81 .ooO-tot lO0x1oo. Kewalo. Contain
ing s cottages.
Sc. 000-7s acre for subdivision just OF
Liliha street.
| $5.000-Lot' 110x150 on Keeaumoku
street. near Wilder avenue.
2.750-ChoiceS lot S0x175 at head of
Anapunf street.
Detailed information will be given
upon application at our Office.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
THE FIRE LIMITS.

There is a good deal of agitation
about the extension OF the fire limits
by the legislature. The Republican
believes that the fire limits of Homo
lulu should be extended. but il does
not believe such extension should be
made by the legislature. However. il
made by that body il should be only
for a Ia. / period leaving the sub
ject for municipal action after the city
Of Honolulu is created. To extend the
FIRE limits and then only enforce the
restrictions against the small property
holaers Of limited means, as at pres,
emit, would be worse than TO allow the
IRE limits to remain as they are.
Honolulu is growing city. city in a
formative state. and every effort
should be made TO encourage substau-
aiaI building and the best OF improve
ments OF all kinds Within the pres
ent Ere limits are found lumber yards
surrounded by some OF the finest and
most expensive business blocks In the
CITY. OF what use are fre limats As
against the erection OF frame build.
ings IL lumber yards are to be permit,
ted within the limits. Everyone knows
that y lumber yard Is serious
mcnaee to surrounding property and
Insurance upon Il or upon contiguous
property IL correspoadingly higher
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
ADJUSTMENTS.

How the same company that caused
all the yawns and derisive laughter
on Tuesday night in the performances
of Only the Master Shall Blame' and
Madame Butterfly" could turn a Flip
flap such as the Belasco-Thall aggrega
cation turned and give geruin
beautiful. artistic performance like
that of last night, passes understand
ing.
Camille was the most perfect thea
trical production the people of Homo
lulu are likely TO see in many q
long year. Miss Roberts told the truth
when she said to a Republican repor
ter. that the part OF Dumas wonder
full Camille. was her best role She has
done splendidiy in everything she has
essayed in this city but Camille is the
bright and particular star in her ar
tistic crown.
AS Sapho. she was a study. As Nell
Gwyune. she proved herself 20 be 9
coincidence of rare attachments As
Peggy. she was trifiing and tantalix
ing. AS Carmen. beautifully wicked
Her work in Only the Master shall
Blame was the redeeming feature OF
the play. But as Camille. that part in
which the historic stars of twenty
years have tried and most of them
failed miserably. she was great In
writing the book. Dumas must have
had some such character in his mind
as was portrayed by Florence Roberts.
No description could do il justice. il
was simply the work OF perfect &C
tre2s.
me rest q the company warmed
up 10 = marked ex1,nf and tried the
oest they could - a,6 a. work AZ
Miss Bcoefen. b voan Sc rSSS.n =
say any0ine dispaznGing shout 60
acting
Miss Howe, = lgnaans PrvAe.~
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

Should Auditor Austin proceed to
audit vouchers for salary for Jacob F.
Brown. Land Commissioner, for the
period he has been absent from the
Territory The Republican trusts some
taxpayers will enjoin the Treasurer
from paying the same. The Auditor
has no more right under the law to
audit such a claim than he would to
audit a claim for salary for the
Akoond of Swat.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
RoYS' BRIeADE Participates
N An ENJOYABLE EVENT

Volleys of boisterous shouts and
loud hurrahs emanating from the
Young Mems Christian Association
building arrested the attention of
many a pedestrian who CHANGED TO
pass that way yesterday evening
Investigation developed the fact
that the Boys Brigade was out for
a jolly time and being treated to an
entertainment by the teachers of the
kindergarten.
The boys were out in force. Nearly
one hundred happy youngsters of all
ages ranging from ten years and up
occupied the central section of the
auditorium That they fully enjoyed
themselves goes without saying and
the noisy as well as sincere demon
STATIONS following the events on the
program fittingly attested their ap-
probation.
At one en- of the room small stage
had been erected. Several funny
comic sketches were presented. The
members of the brigade seemed unani.
mously of the opinion that fine-toothed
criticism was not necessary, as each
participant was accorded full measure
of merited applause. A series OF
shadow pictures was exhibited.
The pantomime illustrating the bal
lad of Mary Jane" was set down as a
popular favorite almost at the start
ing of the performance. The lads
shrieked out prolonged curtain calls
and responses followed
The evening was passed in merry
fashion by a pleasingly arranged bill
consisting of recitations, songs and
instrumental music.
The program included:
l. Chorus-fa- THE Blacksmith"
OBJ There's Wee Little Nest"
2. Solo ......... Miss Helen Desna
3. Shadow Pictures-The Ballad ol
Mary Jane.
A.. Solo ...... Miss Lena Rosewarr
5. Reading i. F. Miss Helen Kahaleahu
6. Solo Miss Reiss
| s. Farce-'Fox and Rabbits"
g. Hawaiian Song-(a) .....
fb) aloha De-"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

The Judd banding. the St&ngenvald
block and the Han block three of the
finest buildings erected in this city
within the last eighteen months are
in immediate proximity to a lumber
yard. Let a fire start in this yard.
with even q moderate wind and not
only these fne nev buildings. but
practicany all the business center Of
Honolulu would go up in smoke Yes.
extend the fire limits by all means.
but while about IL, provide that TO
lumber yard shall be maintained with
in the fire limits Let US make the
Improvement of the business section
of Honolulu Uniform
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15
Photograph the BabY.

Have you had photo taken of baby
That's the question every neither is in
serested in. Baby is baby only once in a
lifetime and what parent does not cherish
the memory of his happy, care-free ways
Then perhaps unkind fate has some
thing sinister in store for him, who
knows?
Have a photo of baby by all means
and don't put it off.
King Bros. make a speciality of child
photography at their new studio, ITO
Hotel street.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

Some of the striking teamsters of
San Francisco. including all the men
employed by Charles A. Warren & Co.,
returned to work March 4. and agreed
to remain pending the arbitration.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-03-15

We make new blank books for the
year 1901.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10
ASTHMA CUBE FREE

A7thmalene Brgns Instant Relief and Permanent
Cure n Al! Gases.
ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL.
WBITE UR NAME AND ADDRESS PLAINLY.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10

order to win tho cTcnt. The Columbia
adherents knew OF the stint. and all
Of these watched most eagerly TO see.
if they could. one little seconds gain
Or loss. And rs the two. after numcr-
ous tack< finally drew near the San-
dy Hook Light ship. which marked The
finish of the race. the Columbi;! back
erS saw with hearts in their mouths
that tn" Shamrock WAS nearly on e"Pn
terms with the former the two being
scarcely q length apart.
Lengths counted then. but tho de-
fender. IhnuGV sailed with all the
skill that Captain Barr is capable OF.
could not ovcrtake the Shamrock
lead. and in the bitter struggle that
followed the challenger finally stag
gered over the line with 4 lead 0t but
a little less than her own length and
two seconds in time. This. SuhStract-
ed from the forty-thrcc seconds which
the Shamrock allows the Colombia.
gave the victory to the defender by Il
close margin of forty-ouc seconds.
The cup was saved. but there was
nothing 10 boast Of. In Shamrock the
American champion had found com
petilor which called for her most
strenuous efforts. Shamrock II. is
without doubt the ablcSt yacht ever
sent to try for the famous cup, and
her work will he remembered with
admiration hy every lover OF yachting
sport. As il stands Columbia beat
her in three races, covering total dis
tance Of ninety miles. by total Of
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10
DYNAMITE WHsCXER KILLED.
Identified in His Coffin as tho Man Who
Lit the Fuse.

Chicago.-Thc funeral services over
Thomas Brow were interrupted in or
der that the body might he identified
as one of the conSpiratorS in the
wrecking by dynamite Of the Held
maier Il Edgeworth stone yards six
weeks ago. TIE Identification releases
an innocent man. who was locked uD
in the county jail.
Frank Hardy. who has turned States
evidence. made the Identification. Ap-
preaching the coffin. Hardy said:
That body is OF lie man they called
Lou and he lit The fuse at the stone
yards
Brow's death adGa 4 new phase e
mystery 10 the case lie arrived il
Chicago SnEeriE& from S?vc"c injuries
TO his l2@S. While being taken home
in the police ambulanc" he became uE-
conscious and died few hours latc=.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10
Look Carefully
To Your Kidneys
DIR. Jenner's
Kidney Pills

cause the kidneys to work as
nature intended they should.
They build up the shrunken
walls of the kidneys, as no
known remedy has been found
to do before.
As cure for urinary troubles
they have no equal.
10, as, SO Cents ls
DIR. W. v. BROCKINGTON,
Kingstree, S. G.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10

three minutes and twentySeven sec
undS aCi ual time and five minutes and
thiriy-SiX seconds corrected time. a
few years ago the total amount of the
victory would have been regarded as
very satisfactory for one race OF the
series.
Il am disappointed man, said
Sir Thomas Lipton. 1T Sandy Hook.
after the race My last hopes have
been shattered. Until within fifteen
minutes Of the finish Of the race in
the beat 10 windward | would have
staked my life that the Shamrock III.
would have crossed the line victor.
Il WAS terribly disappointed, for
naturally all my confidence III the
Shamrock had led me to centre my
hopes in This third race. With two
against US success Or even further
contest depended OH winning to-dayS
race. an event Of which / felt certain
throughout the more than four hours
of the race until that last sudden
change. 1t was enough TO take the
heart out OF any man.
However, | would rather retain the
friendship and respect OF the Amer
lean people than lift that cup. and
what that means you must know.
In regard TO the contest for the
Americas Cup I feel that the Sham
rock put up n good fight. better
fight than has any other boat that ever
crossed with intent to take back the
cup. l believe the race to-Gay was the
: closest, especially at the finish. of any
ever sailed in these contests. We
brought over our best and did our
best. There is little else to say.
Whether l shall ever challenge
again 1t is too early to say. do not
know what l may do in that regard
or what will be done with the Sham
rock H.. but it is not true that she
will remain here to race next spring.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10

gan. won over Shamrock H., flying
the colors os Sir Thomas Lipton, by
forty-one seconds on time allowance.
Crossing the line. boat for boat, Sham
rock defeated Columbia by TWO sec
onds in the thirty-mile race 10 leeward
and return.
There was the usual manOeuvrinc
for position at the start, the Columbia
getting q bit the worst Of the game.
crossing the line thirteen seconds
ahead Of the Shamrock. and therefore
giving her rival the coveted opportu-
nity Of blanketing the leader. and
which the Shamrock was not slow in
using. Then ensued Il lutting match.
Captain Sycamore cndeaNoring to
keep the Shamrock dead astern OF
the Columbia. and that vessel striving
to get clear of the blanketins of the
Shamrock The challenger's greater
sail area soon began 10 tell. and grad
ually she lessened the distance be-
tween herself and the tying leader.
With varying fortunes the two
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10
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The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-10-10

fought it out to the outer mark. first
one and then the other forging ahead
to the freshening of the sternward
wind. Nearing the mark the Sham
rock drew considerably in the lead,
and. taking in balloon jib and spin
maker as she swung around the point.
found. as the Columbia followed her
around. that she had gained one min
ute and four seconds in the run down
the wind ard that she had then but
six seconds OF time allowance TO over
come in the ILreSh 10 windward.
The struggle then was mainly i bat
tie OF shippers. and n right grand
struggle il was The thousands o. SEA
borne cXcurSionisrs knew OF that SIX
seconds of time allowance which the
Shamrock must now over come in