The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-28
= MODERN FABLES.
Youngest TiIbury and the Proud
Colonial Stock on JubbIeson Side
Observation-Disclosures

Theodore With the rompadour. lie uad
Epue on hud on until he WAS Principal Of a
Granmar School When he talked he rro
was u hcttN Proposish When he WAS In
RrVy Of school Nuns, but hc Rrnke aud
went Into the Air when he tried to Gqlt
himself with lol of Rude Men. rhrodore
had plenty Of Dignity for the Pay h. was
getting
Also there was a naughtcs MINED sue,
who was not ANNOYED by having Men com,
around go ask for her, so this gave her
bushels of Time for Anti Cignrrlte Work
aud Dress Reform, Sue was onr OF the
Bold Spirits that lit out ard got SO far In
Advance of the Times thai no one made an
erort To overtake her. She was down on
Right l.nclng aud used to say that no nrr
could gct Corset on her and nobody ever
tued sue WINS the Kind ~ Girl that look
cd lust as we'll without one as with e. Sbn
hAd hcen known tu write thcs trcnv Vito
Verses about the Wildwood and the nrAth-
or, although they didn't nave any lhiur nr
sue was So EmauCIpgtrd thar she used
hui! srNe SpcCtNUleS and q Mans Sho, 4
ana she took Long Steps When She went
ont 10 crpsh the Cigarette Evil rho
Worm of q Man who saw Susie hrAtiuE
down on him wearing a kud If Rnosc
Nclt Look usually got on the Sidewalk
Nnd tried Ca aide behind Tree Box
II win hc understood that whcn Pana
lNhrY and the formcr JuhhleSpu ant
Theodore and sue got together aud hogan
Ia gather Itead " Steam. tocy created
cut with Nufe
SAL 20 relate there was u Youngest Child
named Jimmy, who cnrriol all the Ear
Marks Of Rack sheen Tie aid NOT NkN
hc Ruckcd like Cayusr against sitting
I'm the Library to read ESSAYS hy ilamu-
ton Wright Mahc his Mother often Sah
that the Law ~ Ucredity must have Jump
cd cog in his Case, for she could not
understand how auvouc with Juhhleson
Blood IN his Veins could want to got In
the alley and play with tho Irish when
Thoodorc aud Sue and the old People sut
IN the Table and talked about tho Cns.
megony Of Correlatiyc Forces Jimmy
either looked At his Plate or else polnicl
~ the dishes he wanted pushed over hts
Way. As soon as he had bnlted enough 10
last him he would work stcslthy Escape
10y way ~ the Kitchen and m the way
ont he would remark 10 the Cook who WAS
his Pal. that the Gang IN there gave him
sharp. singing Pain.
Occasionally his Mother, would go
through his Clothes and discover one az
these dog-eRred FNe-Cent Libraries that
WAS being handed around from Kid 10 ktd
as long as it would hold together. II was
geuetailr sOmething about llandsOm
Harry, the BOY Prlze-Flghter, and Jimmy 4
Mother would come very near having n
Duck Fit II did seem strange 60 her that
. IineQl Descendant OF Ike Juhhlcs should
want 70 read such demorallSlug. Trash.
The Family held Many Conferences tn
worry over limmy's Future. There did
not seem to be much Chance to pad out his
| stunted Mentality so ms "a put him In the
same Glass with Theodore aud Sue, hut n
( tlon as he was capable of taking on. In the
| Hope that. at least. he might turn ont "a
he business Man or something like that.
/ Jimmy was sent to nelghhoring Fresh
water College aud told 20 follow In the
\ Footsteps Of Theodore, hut he lost the
| Trail the FIRST day.
Now. although Jimmy was hopelesslN
n G. In his studies, he had not heen vast
| Ing his Time white playing IN Vacant Lot
WITH the Tough Ouiht that lived over he
yond the Tracks. He had developed an
| he could slam them risht over the III,
every Time, Give him u nicc chow u ulur
! and let him work up gentle PerspirAtiof
and he could wrap the Ball around TIT