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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1901-05-31

working . complete change IN
the blood the acids are neutral
lied, the circulation purified and
the rich, healthy blood that b
carried to the irritated, aching
muscles and joints, soothes and
heals them. S. s. S. cures Rheu-
n,atiszn even when inherited q
brought on By the excessive M
Of mercury. Opium, In some
form, 4 the besis Of nearly al
70 called Rheumatic Cures,
which deaden the pain but do
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1901-05-31

The Paraguay river. so called from,
the republic ~ the same name on It's
banks. IL 1900 miles in length. AT
points ia it's lower course IL is from
ave 10 10 mile wide.
Henry Newton has been appointed
permanent, receiver for the Puget
Sound Packing company on the re-
aues, OF the parties concerned In the
case. His bond was fixed at $4,000.
The total number Of copies OF news
papers printed throughout the world
in one year IN estimated at 1900.
oeo. GOO. To print these requires 7si.-
200 tons OF paper.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1901-05-31

Aaies
lining
ssns mineral d.ngou: d.ug e KIND but sp vsb.
man nong medical
J111 SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA. "A.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

wish very much said a Young
~o,ndn; 10 go and see the firm OF w.
NJ 1 teei almoS, certain I could OBJ
,dlh with them Just the position have
,,ohg wanted. and I understand they
nave oeen Tor over a month trying ap-
P.I~ahtS LOT TINS position. but so fa-
no one mas been found satisfactory
why IN the world don't you apply
IL once asked the person addressed.
why, you see replied the young
tMoi'lan with sigh. as she glanced at
sell get shabby. and clothes do make
such difference in an applicants sue
the friend.
Oh, thank you was the reply. with
another sigh, but ! don't want TO Dor
row The fact is. have one hundred
collars, but I'm saving it for my poor
SISTERS funeral"
Is she so ill?' asked the friend.
-, Not dangerous yet, was the answer.
oui m sure she won't live the sum
mer out She's weak and depressed.
and has no vitality or appetite.
Now look here" said the friend
whose intimacy and interest warranted
pam speaking. you are taking a dead
wrong, as well as an entirely foolish.
course. It's more than likely your Sis
Ter won't die, and il lies with you more
1nan all the doctors living to keep her
alive. Don't you suppose that your be-
ing unhtly dressed, and in a poor pay
ing position. and your depressed at
moSphere have much to do with her de-
preston and want of vitality? I'll 90
with you now to buy your suit Then
you make straight for w. & MS as
soon as you can get the new clothes on.
Go home and tell Jean you have a fine
position, put $50 OF the money you've
saved for her burial into her hands and
tell her TO go to the seashore or noun
tains tor three weeks. and so save YOUR
sell, your sister. your sorrow, and fu-
neral expenses at the same time. Come
Wen have the suit sent home G. O. D.
The advice was taken, the desirable
position was secured, and six weeks
later well-dressed, prosperous-lookine
young woman met at the train another
young woman who, vitalized by noun
tam air and Drowned by mountair
winds: no longer even remotely sug-
gested funeral expenses.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17


A Missouri woman, Is the ciiai,sp;or
book canvasSer. In the las. 10 years she
has collected on her order blanks the
autographs OF 1000 persons, inc,udinp
presidents. presidents. Surreme
Court justices, Senator's and C,nvress.
men. and governors and ex-Cove- nors
OF g. States. besides other well-knovn
persons. The signatures include those
OF Grover Cleveland. Benjamin Harri-
son. William Mckinley, Theodore
Roosevelt and Mark Twain. tu, frat of
which the collector is proudest IS Rus
sell Sages. When asked how she start
60 TO GET the fnancier for a subscriber
she says she Just asked him. and gives
no iu--her details, except that she didn't
hnd h.n the crusty. parsimonious per
son ne was generally supposed 10 be
MIS-. Z. Dunwoody Smith is the name
OF the book canvaSser who vanouished
Mr. Sage. Her great grandfather was
a COLONIAL governor OF Virginia and her
father graduate OF West Point. Ten
years ago her husband died. leaving her
with two small children, a boy and a
giri, and Scant resources to face the
world. She contributed to magazines.
but found book-seliing a much more
profitable occupation.
She IS now educating her son and
daughter and supporting her father. She
pays premiums on two large life insur-
ance policies, travels on first~class
steamers and trains and stays at the
pest hotels. She says she finds the pub
nc polite and generous.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Elephant in n Barber Shop.

Quite an excitement was caused
around the zoo at Indianapolis, Ind.
by baby elephant, which ESCAPED
from his keepers and proceeded to
make things lively while he had his
freedom. He dashed through a large
plate glass window into a barber shop
and drove the frightened white-coated
men into the street Escaping from
there he ran down Illinois street until
he was attracted by stuffed bear In
front of fur store, which he tore TO
pieces. He then coniscated the stock
OF fruit vender, the owner. like the
BARRIERS, fleeing in terror. He was H.
nally captured by trainers from the
ZOO who got him by the ears and
marched him home.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
MemorIsI caurch for Rlchmon !,

1t is proposed to erect a unique me-
MORTAL church in Richmond, Va. In
edition TO memorial windows in
ionor of departed naval and military
heroes, there will be window in
ionor OF Christian bankers, another
or railroad men and third for iron
workers. These VIII be erected by
contributions from representatives OF
he several classes which they will
honor, and all who contribute will be
provided with cards which will admit
hem when visiting the church TO
e"~s opposite the memorials ia which
hey are interested.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
The Doctors 1nh,sor.,,on-

There is no profession which calls
Tor the use Of more discretion than the
profession of medicine remarked a
we'll known physician of this CITY. Lust
10 give you an instance:
came home late last evening after a
very busy day. and was told by the Office
boy that q certain Mrs. s. had called
me up three times on the telephone. AS
her young hopeful had scarlet fever.
and was afraid he had taken a sudden
turn Tor the worse, | got central TO
connect me with her house without de.
lay.
The missus has gone to bed. sir.
said the voice OF mail in reply. 'bu,
she was so anxious to know if She could
wash Tommy's face
Il called back that she had better ask
the nurse if it was dirty. Now they
have another doctor.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
hundred engagements
His Lack of Directncss.

The young man was embarrassed
but he began braVely:
1T cannot be surprise to you, Miss
Eupherbia," he said, ''tnat is, you nus
have suspected, from the length OF
time l have been coming here, that
i say 1t must have been apparent tt
you fol some time that could have
lad but one object in view in-al
though, of course. can't claim thai
you have given me any cause 10 be
confident. Still. you may have asked
yourself wnat other motive, If any, J
could have had. when 1t must have
been evident-and yet"
Mr.. Billmore." she interrupted
please be more direct and explicit, II
you can. You wabble painfully
Chicago Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Tmkinc Advantarc of the Craze

"What are you doing. Josselyny'
asked his wife.
The idea has struck me-" replied
the poet, who was Overhauling the
pigeonhOles in his desk and extracting
various lots of mouldy papers
marked Rejected Manuscripts
that it might be a good thing to put
out n Rummage Edition OF Poems.r-
Chicago Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Why He Was Uneasy.

Enpeck-"Doctor. l wish you would
call at the house this morning anc
have talk with my wife. I'm afraid
she's losing her mind"
Doctor-"What reasons have you Coz
believing that such is the case?"
Enpeck-"Well, our baby is just q
week old, you know, and when / asked
her last night what she intended to cal
it she said: oh. shall leave that en-
Crely to you"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
aUR BUDGET OF HUMOR
MISUNDERSTANDING STORIES FOR
-s LOVERS OF FUN. ei

mother Escape For the CARA Hint to
inventors-Striking Hone-Our Irni-
tation Jcys-Not His wise-The Human
rendency-sorry OatIook-BeIated.r Etc
The Gar jumped forty-seven feet
And thrice turned i'm the air.
And tell behind the kitchen stove.
And lay and trembled there
CT, truth to tell, no anarchist
Had basely tried to hatch
plot against the monarch's life
The cook had struck a match.
Chicago Record Herald.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

When yon know A'on arc Oh the RICH
uaSk do nos let any failures dim your
vision or discourage yod. for Won cannc,
tel how close YOU may be to. victory
Says writer IN Success Have Patience.
and stick. stick stick. i'm spite of every
hindrance. \ Chinese student became
so discouraged by repeated failures that
he threw his book away i'm despair.
While IN this Respondent mood he saw
poor woman rubbing an iron rod on a
stone TO make a needle Struck by the
wonderful patience OF the woman ne
went back to his studies
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Project 20 tunnel Mont lslanc.

The Italian engineer. Signor CaSalc
mas a project ON hand 20 tunnel Mont
bianc. says Lausanne correspondent.
ne tunnel. which will be some eleven
miles in length. will be commenced
carly next year. Ii is proposed 10 start
from the Valley OF Chamonix. between
the Fayet and the Houches. and by this
means connect Chamonix with Turin.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
His Busy DnY.
Como and

Hall -''WelI, goodbye. Come and
see me some time"
Story wfully sorry, old boy. but
I've got over hundred engagements
that day."
Hall "a hundred engagements !
Nonsenser
Story-"Fact. Within a few days
I've received over n hundred invita-
tons to friends houses, and In every
case some time was the date men
toned. Boston Transcript
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Disadvantage of Strange surroundings

Mrs. Bingo-"You are perfectly wei
come to another piece of cake. Willie.
but am afraid it will make you sick.
Your mother told me particularly 10
give you hut one piece"
Willie Simpson-"Thats all very
we'll, but l don't know where the
pantry is here. "-Leslie's Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Remembering and Forrctt,nr.

whats the matter, CharlesI Didn't
your uncle remember you in his will?"
"Oh. yes. he remembered me In hi
will all right enough; the trouble is he
didn't forget me when he was drawing
up his codicils. New York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
ldeedr' exclaimed Miss Shame.
Unavoidable.

"Why do you wander aimlessly from
place to place." inquired the philan-
thropist.
"Well," answered Meandering Mike.
eight hours sleep n day is enough
fur anybody. An we've gotter do
something wit de other sixteen hours,
amt weY'-Washington Star.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
In His Opinion.

81 see" said the widower, they've
decided not TO let imbeciles marry any
more I'm Minnesota"
Have theyT" the grumpy old bache
Tor answered. "Then the preachers II
have to look around for some other
way to make what extra money they
need"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Tho Human renacncv

Let me read you this rticle on How
20 Pursue Happiness
Nonsense! l don't want to pursue
happiness; 1 want happiness to chase
mer'-Puck.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
No Undcr.'1rd Trolley Emplovr..

All motormen hereafter engaged by
the Worcester street railways must be
at least feet ! inches. tall and weigh
100 pounds. Applicants for the position
OF conductors must be the same height
and weigh al least las pounds.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Sorry Outlook.

First Office Boy-"Goln' ter de ball
games dis seezunY'
Second Office Boy Nav. de boss
knows l amt got emmy relashuns ter
git Sick er die, nor anything.
state Journal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

III you had a prosperous debtor who
wouldn't pay you a cent. what would
You do to get even with himg"
I'D kidnap his cook"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
A Namo to Con,u-o WI,

Languid Leary (tramping along Mer,
rick road)-Say, had dog chase m,
up tree to-day, an called him Nice
doggie," Nice Dewey" an Nice Ted.
dy, and he wouldn't wag his tail
Perambulating Pete-Aw, youse is Z
back number. Youse ought to have
tried him with Mice Funston"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Not Going TO Tenn, Fat.

Mrs Park Slope Ito husband walk
ing baby at night)-If baby is heavy.
you might trundle him around on your
bicycle, Henry.
Park Slope (unsel6shly be sure
to get a tack in one of the tires? Not
much.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Not His wffe

Closefst-"DOes your wife eternally
poster you for money!"
Graspit-"No. the people she buys
things from do that" = Ohio State
Journal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Our Imitation Inrs.

Lady-"1s this real maple slrup?'
Grocer - Madam. l give you my
word of honor, it's as real as any Of
it'-Chicago Record Herald.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Ask Your Dealer Tor A llen's Foot Ease.
A powder to shake into your shoes. rests tho
feet Cures Corns. Bunions, Swollen. Sore.
Hot, Callous. Aching. Sweating Feet and In
growing Nails Aliens Foot-Ease makes new
or tight shoes easy. At ell druggists and
shoe stores. Is cts. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted LeRov n Y
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

herS IS more false hair .wora in Inc
united States than in All the res, OF ,,.c
Worl pat together.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

About fifteen OF the capitals oi nc
States in Mexico have an altitude OF COCO
feet or more.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
IfYou Have Dy.p,p,sn

Send mo- money. but writo DR.. Shoop. Racine
Wis. Box las. for. six bottles OF DR.. Shoop'a
Restorative: express paid. II cured, pay s5. so;
n not Il is free
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

IL understand that Frailman has
come to the conclusion TO contest his
wife's will"
We'll. what is there courageous
about that? She's dead. isn't sbe?"-
Richmond Dispatch.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
A Hint to Inxcntors.

lnventor-"What is most needed in
modern warfareg''
General-"POrtable trenches. Puck.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

4henum vitae IS the toughest r.,oJ
k"ow,s. IL cannot he wor.Sed by sunstinr
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Austria and Mexico have resumed in
tercourse for the first tlme since the cxccu-
ton OF Emperor Macmillan.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Only one colored soldier wears the Vic
toria cross Lonce-Sergcant Gordon, of the
West Indian regiment.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

AK goods arc alike 70 PUTNAM EADRIEss
DYES, as they color all ihers AT one boiling.
Sold by all druggists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

The largest body of water in the wori,
having no outlet in the ocean Is tho Crs
plan Sea, it being 10000 square miles D.
extent.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

FITS permanently cured. No dts o. nervous
ness after first days use OF Or. Klino's Great
Nerve Eestorcr. az trial bottle ami treatise free
DIR. Il. II. KLINE. Ltd. 0Sl Arch ST.. phila. Pc.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

France changed its Constitution four
times during Queen Victoria's reign.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

\c'vso'-. ny, has pssscl an orhnsn,..
houses over two torres hi~h.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

illustrated
will
simply
feels
SPICE
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

J, G. Simpsor, NsrlSesS. w. Va. nvs
hSus Ca'artli Care cured me of very he 4.
case ot cetarrh. Druggists soll il. Csc.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

The es,tyo ststicner, used by the British
Government during the South African
war cost S5O00Qo. fsi ~ t '.s
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

=. Some men spend the last half Of their
lives discovering the mistakes they made
III the first half
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

happiness V;-paN &c iscaraA on. one .Sl the
great mndtSncci u ils Es,o,nns, ms car, b ~
moved b.- Ad'aS nvpSig rost Frnt;:.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Chenp In Price.

But as medicine worth its weight in gold IL
Crab Orchard Water. Many have been re-
stored to perfect health by its use
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

foc- bGshe'a It potatoes contain the
same amount IS aouv'Shinent AS y bush.i
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

England spends about $e0p. OOO a wa j.,
the purchase OF canary birds.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Pis"s Cure Tor Consumption IN an m,nllih'e
rediene Tor coughs snd colds. NV. SAMUEL.
Ocean Grove, n. J., Feb. -, 1903.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Mrr. Vins.ow's ScVtamy SYRUP :or ohiil-.n
seesS'nS, soften ths gums. roaaa :. inSaremA
ton, allays pain. cures wind cole pc hotat,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

On some of the Japanese railways terra
Gotta sleepers are used They are far more
durable than those OF wood.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

SPANS kingdom OF Asturias boasts of
twenty-eight centeuarians in population
OF 60OOOO
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
Didn't Match.

when / came of age" said Mr..
Softleigh. IL promised mother that I'd
never marry until l found the right
girl"
"Indeedr' exclaimed Miss Sharpe.
Yes. and-er-youre the right girl
That's too bad. for you're the wrong
an."-Philadelphia Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

VII check q cold I'm ono hour. and cures
Group In few minutes. 80 cents
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

The total population of the United
States is 76.295.320
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

L was JrOODleC
ness, irregular and
painful menstrual
a t / n, and leu
co TT h oe a. The
doctors medicine
did me no good.
/ have taken one
bottle and a half
of your Vegetable
Com poun d, and
t h a n k s to your
medicine, my pains
are gone. / advise
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Since receiving your answer to
my letter l have been taking your
Vegetable Compound, and it has done
me more good than any medicine /
have ever taken. My menses are all
right now, and appear once month,
and feel so much stronger. / shall
always praise your medicine. Miss
MAGGIE POLLARD, 3i9 So. 4th ST.,
Richmond, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17
female weak

to use
II
there anything Won would ILL. s.,
Mrs Plnkham can
help
Women back to health Her address advice
You foolish iee
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-05-17

Site poor, sick at
S : o M a CHI every
morning, every
thing l eat hurts
me, am very weak,
thin, and sallow.
Il have tried a
doctor, but he did
not seem to do me
any good. MISS
MAGGIE POLLARD,
'319 So. 4th St.,
Richmond, Va.
- -
The Cook County herald., 1901-07-06
LAUGH ON THE TEACHER.

From the Milwaukee Sentinel: 1t
was at the Normal school that this
happened, and the class laughed. It
was a laugh on the teacher, too, but he
didn't get angry, al though it did break
into the serious contemplation Of seri-.
GUS studies with which he was trying
to Interest the students. ItWas in the
study Of psychology, and they were.
discussing what ideas first entered the
human mind when certain words were
spoken or written hether the mind
thought of one certain object designat-.
ed BY the word Of the, whole general
class which is embodied in that word.
To experiment on this mental phe-#
.nomena, in order to bring it more
clearly to the attention Of the students,
the professor said he would write a
word on the board ], and then let one
Of them tell Instantly what Impression
was made upon her mind. He called.
upon one Of the pupils to be ready to
think quickly and tell exactly what
der first thought was, after she saw
the word which he was about to write.
He stood close to the board. so that
he word was hidden by bis shoulders
The Cook County herald., 1901-07-06
.aeAaaaa locn-eGdA g - .s
y - Z;
SENATOR VESTS PEr ANECporEs.

SENATOR VESTS PET ANECDOTE.
From the st. Louis Republic: Sena-
tor Vests most famous sanecdote is
that OF Miss Bertie A Allendale It was
told when the two chambers were ar
rayed against each other on the tariff
of 1884 and the house was insisting
that the country would go without
any tariff act unless the senate were
prepared to. forego its own schedules
and adopt those Of the house. 4
SIN my younger days out west, said
Mr.. Vest. went into a variety thea
ter one night.
It was one Of those primitive shows
where the stage manager comes be-
fore the footlights without coat and
waistcoat, and with his shirtsleeves
rolled up to the elbows, to announce
the next number on the program.
. 70 & Miss BERTHE Allendale,' remarked
the stage manager, appearing in one of
the interludes, who has entranced two
hemispheres with her wonderful vocal
powers, will now render, in her own
inimitable style, that exquisite vocal
selection entitled Down in the Val
ley.." $..a,=5 a@3 s&,.
"A gentleman in a red flannel shirt
rose in the midst Of the audience and
exclaimed in an impressive bass voice:
oh, thunder! Miss Allendale can't
sing for green apples. Es " u, r.
"The manager, who. had started to
leave the stage, halted and turned. An
ugly light flashed from the eye which
swept the audience and finally rested
on the face of the interrupter. Raising
one shoulder higher than the other,
letting one hand drift significantly to-
ward his hip pocket, and thrusting his
neither jaw forward in a savage way,
he observed with a deliberateness
which emphasized every syllable,
Nevertheless and Notwithstanding,
Miss BERTHE Allendale will sing Down
in the Valley
And she did so. So, likewise, new
ertheless and Notwithstanding, the
senate schedules will stand"