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The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

In the early morning hour Of Dec.
10, at the home OF her daughter.
Mrs. Giliett, Mrs. Dslilsh H. Ayrss
departed this life at the r1pe old age
Of over So yssu.
Deceased was a native Of OHIO,
having been born in that state March
10, 1873. In her younger dsYs,
with hsr husband, William Ayres,
long since deceased, she took up her
residence 10 lows and there brought
up her family of Eve children, all
OF whom are well settled in life.
Mrs. Ayres did her duty all through
life by those committed to her care,
and has the reward Of the faithfal
wife and good neither.
The body was tsken to Dss
Moines, lows. to be buried beSide
Others who have gone on before.
Mrs Gillett accompanied the re.
mans Of her mother from this city
to their las, resting laeh.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

The teachers institute held here
lsI Saturday was well attended,
though had The weather been less
severe more oet oi down teachers
would have been present Ths
program, a. had been annossesd.
was carried out, and ths addresses
and discussions were fall Of splen.
did ideas and we've ssV obstructive.
The ons Of ttsa sesshss pTesen,
wsre Ssp,. =. G. rixe, W. E. Vsf-
kamp. NJ J, Ha.s. county sommis-
slonsr Vernon country, Nsvads !
FRET. A. J.. Ives, Adrian; II. o.
MsxsY, esaasy sOmmisAioass Bates
county. Amasrasms J. Harper,
Butler; {. b. Hudscv, Gus Hess,
Hume; G. b, MSnyon, ThOa p.
Jordan, Jr., Kansas City. No.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
Psssg 6assss 20 x1Ea Co
CslcAGa
PERSONALS.


Miss Donna Geigsr IS visitor
at Kansas City this week.
MIR. and Mrs n. S. Styksr'
visited Kansas Cisy yesterday.
Miss Marie Thomas has gsne|
to BOonvilIe, Ark-, On VISIT.
-wm. BeaslsY, Jr.. is home 60
a shou visit 10 bis psreun and
friends.
wv. T. johnson, eouaty treas
urer. Was down Tuesday attending
to business.
Las, Sunday ~ss the eoidss Ssa-
day fsh ia Rieh H,II for more than.
two years
-DE Harry Allsn is homs fFO1
bis long service with the army ia
the Philippines
-Rst. c. A. Weed Of Nevada,
eOudue,ed ssNioss Al the Epssoopsl
CnuFeh ia sais city, Saaday.
-Unoie lac Neat wss ia tswn
Tuesday Notwithstanding IA was
rathsr cold tor boys 10 be oai
Mr.. ,. X. Martin visited her
son, Postal C,rsk Bert Martin. at
his eons IN Nevada, Sunday.
M. Fox, q Prairie CITY. called
On Us the o,hsr day ana renewed
has subserip,iaa TO Tas TRlvU~E
-Mr. Frank Iayns and b 3.
Long, earPsatsfs, have eoms hems
to enjoy Christmas With hoaas folks.
-Ebea Alien who has bssa 81.
ssndiag school Al SeSalia. came
homs Saturday 10 spsad shs holi-
days,
-LAwyss Tom Silyefs was IA
the sipF Monday taking NOTES. Va
saw him writing then dowa IA ii,
book
--Wausa II Clifford. editor al
shs Hume san. nads as pleasant
cali Moaaay. Nr. {. began hh
sswspapsS career with rHK Tkt
HUNK.
Mr.. aud MFs. Fred Fisher. y d,
sold oul their hans sons monta
ago ia,sadlng 10 remove wsas. aax,
Estaraed 10 ,hs say. bought snoshs
home, and have soaSiadsd 10 aa.
With us.
-Coanty SansyoF Ross. Joha
.oa aaa vile ars spending : fs,
aays with lslssisss ia ,bis sisy.
n reported thai RoA,. has ,sla d
home 10 Ruslss and bosge, him
issas near Fosisr.
-Mn. VIA crabb. of lola. Kas
aad Wills CuaninxAau, 81 chieagl
~sss "a lhs si,y . atlend shs a.
iipg q Miss Cassie cgsbh 40 4
: \. a Noble.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

The mnsis Of seadiug bells was
heard Monday evening. Deeembsr
T6, ai the residence Of Mr.. and Mrs.
WiIlis crsbb. in this city. when
sieir daughter, Miss Augusta Crabb.
was Joined in wsdioek with Mr.
Robert Noble, BY Rev. w. b.
chsneelior Of the Firsi Presbyterian
Church.
Only relatives Of The high con-
tracing parties were present TO wit
ness the ceremony that made the
twain one.
The bride is the Youngest daugh-
ter Of our good friend Willis crsbb
and his es6mable wife, and is .
genssal isyOrite in her large circle
Of sgisnds.
The groom we do not know per-
sOnaIly, but viii trust she judgment
of the bride that he Is . splendid
young man.
They viii return from a trip to
ST. Joseph to visit the grOom's par
ents, and settle down 20 homeIike
housekeeping in the residence lately
occupied by DR.. Hudelson.
TRE TRIBUSE wishes them long
life snd hapPines.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Are ysa interested fa Cheap
Lands. 1 esn furnish yoa rood
smooth whsas laa8 At S. - S. pr
acre, S. to $50 With soms m
proysmeutA
Alfalfa lsnd S. to 81. 50 per acre.
SIC per acre esys fsirly well iG
proved Alfalfa ranches.
Grazing laaa $I-so % s. per
acre Gan givs part time on nsst
ot Il, Il preferred. Have = frw
pisces 70 sell on boag tine. wish
sznall eaah Psymens. These Lads
ars loesisd in the Shsss.Uassr eoun-
ny IN southwestern Kansas. which
i = very hsalshy eoeatry.
A G0od 2anSh consisting Of iqse
acre., e4o seFes a<sdsd. halanes
lssssd and insioasd ussh "a mlles
Of viss lspes $40 acres alfalfa lsad.
70 asrss seeded. 20 aSrss 1inhaf. !
wells. Niaa uiill and ianka. orChard
soniag iRse bsarinE, es acres 81
wheai. looka sell. rsnniae ws.ss
clear across the section, gsoa basla.
'ngs aad $50 per acre los the dsed-
ed land bays is, iftaksa before Ina.
isi. Part cash, easy terms % bal.
aaee. RssPsSifally.
Z. b. AFKsssoN.
Gsainasid. ksnA
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

rhs Saturday Eysains Ps,es. .
fhiiadeiPhia. enseancss two na4
tepAFtnaeHts whieh wtu eaalieaes
the iateFcst q yoanx msn an1 10
men throaghout the eoantry. "A
Home ColleSe CuuSse. a. sna a
tbein = eailsd, bas hsen dessrnsa a.
u,eet the wants a aaihitiaas yoanr
PeePie who have not had TIE aaxan-
tagss q . univeFsity trninlnr rhls
eOaFse wlli b. eondaesed 81 special
iaeoltg, composed o. prosnssee. IA
the laading eoIlsges. rhs siadi,s
have heea moat earrfa1y ehoaen.
Fash wfll b. teeate.iin aniaterenslnr
way. and hslpfai hints tor onts,.is
sgading lreely gitea. 70 he Fennn
Mas heElnninG buAiness' = tks -.
ont q theae nsw dspaFtnenfs. rnn
she most suceessiul nien Ia = don.r
oceupations VITA write ahoat wkaf
helped them % the lront "a thsfr
own bnsiRess. and gise = lat a
books and ma<aklnea bearlnn eooa
A. rhelr paESosa wul - - ~ ths
be4innsr hos he ean maka h,nsua
mpre aTatlatle % hla amnIafara
Taeaa nea aspartnlenfs ulI hesln
eaFly "a 4anaary. snd uil - nana
. psFmaneat tsatnre ~ ~ sa1arl,,ig
EFeniaa fost
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Large opportunities impose large
obligations. A real education, wheth-
er obtained at the home or az the
college. is 60 the schclar what the
grindstone Is TO the scythe. II sharp
ems his faculties, gives him a keener
seat for life, and enlHrgcs his Geld for
good. Added culture TO a man Is like
added power 20 a telescope lens; Il
salarges his vision and msgnifes The
importance Of HIS opportunities
''succeaa" for Decemhes.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
Non. y. z. KeIIorr. coIIeelor )

Hon. +. z. Kellogg, Collector Of
Ihlernal Reyenue, oame down Sat-
.nfdsy from Kansas Cry and made
TRH TRIBUNE Office very pleas
aht Sall. He had not been in At.
sendanos at bis Sunday School for
Two prior Sundays because Of ab.
senee - Chicago and other point,
porth and east. Among other
places be visited the cattle show At
Chicago, and bad the satisfaction Of
seeing some Of his fine Shorthorn
cattle 90 at an aYeage price Of
$4,000 head. Kellogg believes
An improvement Of stock - well as
in everything else. Most Rspub-
Scans do.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

This Is sPlsn8ia chsissaass wearh-
er
Miss Hattie MsKibsen case
down from Butisr yesterday.
-Hathaa Sh0eksy. a Papina-
vile, vas trading with ear mer
chants yesterday.
Fred Hickey cane dowu fron
Kansas City last Friday night and
i assissiag IA the Opesa Drag
Store during the h0lidaY rush
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Mrs. Mary Faloi, widow OF the
late Elias Fslor, died at her home
FIVE miles southwest Of Rich Hall,
Saturday morning, Dec a, 1901.
She was sbOst 90 years of sge, and
old age is believed to have been the
cause Of her death. Her life work
was done and hence the silver cord
was loossd, the golden bowl was
broken, the pitcher was broken at
the fountain and life went out.
Two ehilden, Charles Falor and
Myra, survive her. Everybody who
knew Mrs. Fslor. knew q good wo-
man, loyal to home and duty al
ways Her funeral was held in the
Bethel Baptist church, Monday, the
10th, and she was buried ia the Ri.
der cemetery. a large eoneouEss Of
rslatiyes and friends being in at
tendance.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

All our farmer readers should
take advantage Of the unprecedented
clubbing offer we this year make.
which includes with this paper The
Live Stock Indicator, It's special
Farmers Institute Editions and TIE
Poultry Farmer. Taese three prb-
Iications are the best Of their class
and should be IN every farm home.
To them we add, for local, county
and general news, our own paper,
and make the price Of the iOur One
year, only Stag. Never before
was so much superior reading mat
ter offered for SO small an amOunt
Of money. The three papers named
which we club with our own, are
wen known throughout the ives;
and commend themselves TO the
readers favorable attention upon
mere mention. The Live Stock In
dicssor is the great Agricultural and
live stock paper of the west and
southwest; The Poultry Farmer is
the mos, practical poultry paper for
abe farmer, while the Special Farm
e.'s institute Editions are the most
practical publications for the pro-
motion Of good farming ever pub
lished. Take advantage OF this
great otter. as il viii hold good for
a shsr; time only. Samples Of these
papers may be examined by calling
al this sfsee-
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
CAtArrh Cannot he Carea

With LooAl ApplicAtlOns. - thsy oAa-
not reaEA the seat ol The disease
CA,Arrh ts blood 90 consutstional
dlssAas. aud Ia order % care Il yoa
muat take inteFnal remsties. Halls
CAlAEFh Care l. iAksn ia,egnAlly aad
acia dlreolly ga lhe elooa aud maecaa
surfaces. HAii's C,AiaEfh careia n0l .
QuAek medieins u wss prescribed
hy oae of shs bssl physiciAos Ia this
eountry ior years, and ma FegalAs
presoFlptioa. II - composed y the
best taalcs knovn. camblnea with ths
bsst tlcoa pariAsls. Npllne directly %
he maeona sasiAess. TIE peftecl
oon b,nallop a ne IVA lnaredieais \
whal rr.deses speh paadsrfol resalu
la euglne eafamh 6sna e. ksslimea
lAll f1sa.
t1oaHtg 8f,a.. relsala. y.
Haid bf teeeelsls. vs..
nall's FNWlly filA AZ ihs tesi.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
A Notable New wear Issue.

A Notable New Year Issue
The January Delineator has rich
and inviting table oS contents, and
attractive features are added TO all
the existing Department. Ira ID.
|Eankey, the famous evangelist, Wv
idly describes his Journey through
Egypt and Palestine, and the per
sonAlity oi the author gives 20 these
papers an interest that IL truly re-
maFkRble. They are illustrated by
photographs made by l. Allen Sank
ey, who accompanied his father. Re-
cent mourninl events and the intense
public sympathy with Mrs MeKin-
ley make very timely an article on
Public Pensioners Of the Nation, in
which the Annuities paid to certain
illnstFious ladies' are made public for
perhaps the frst time. Some excel
lent fiction is offered in this number
the children are especially considered
aud the various miscellaneous arti-
eles--the fancy work. cookery, the
holiday display, house furnishing,
et1--have = distinctly seasonahie
aavor.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
DR.PRICE'S
Baking Powder

The difference of cost between i good
and poor baking powder would not
amount for family's supply to one dOE-
lar year. The poor powder would
cause doctors bills many times this
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder Is
the most economical in the end, because
it goes further in Ieayening and insures
perfect, wholesome food.
Used always in making the biscuit
and cake it saves both health and money.
Made from pure, grape cream Of tartar,
most healthfuI Of fruit acids.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Remember The Bazaar is the
place 10 get Xmas goods. All new
goods. Something never before
carried in the city. Some surprises
ior your friends. useful and novel.
No strikes and good tiuaes.
S. L. AMRs.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
SauAl SIZE SUI,

FOR the eosiy's RzaSht a. all
RsSa and pocE and gTeat and snail
Tkin and far
AAa = NOBODY; you'a a0to
There b pothink Ia hls coat
or his hat
should yoa iose yOuF legs snoa.
Never thiak q sraiiieg ca
1egs of cora.
Don't beliexe you're evea lame
pet gOer hOota GA Al TIE same.
Rise And walk
SescF work. and Re'er b ssa,
apnEer's ncthing tut a iad.
fead the n,ind
Whea o. nothiag yoa afe eioys1.
n you toel . kina e vold.
rhink yoe'se diaee
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

The pastors conference win meet
nsxl Monday nominE At Io,sO At
the study OF Rev. w. b. Chsnesl-
Ter. All pastors are eovdially in
si1sd. L. L. KxLE, Sec.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
A Letter fro,n Hans Haason

A Letter froSn Hans HaasOn
Mr.. Hans Hanson, the Swede
show man, writes a. iOiiS~s.
Master Opera House Mgr.
e Dear Sir: Ay hav yust ban oop
from Man Sofa and Mort Da Kots
en- my funny sweds show. Ay
make EN- laugh in Santapaul to
Beesmark till sy sksl hav to 60
back some more.
Ay yil come to dis hare Rich Hill
town on Dec. z6, on big swsde show
al swede band. Tai all swede an
norsk an dane fellers. Plenty fun
sn guide time on Thursday, Dec,
40. Yours truly,
HANS HANSON.
Pr. Master Opera House. Ay
belong to BuffiOws, Rabbits and
Kangaroos.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
Christmas a New Years Holt
day Rages.

To Poinls on the Missouri Pas;fs
system within distance limit Of 400
miles At rate Of enc and one.third
tsgs Tor the round trip. Tickets on
sale Dec. i4th, ss,h and siss, saa
Jan. Ist, final return limit Jan. sad,
t9os.-R. A. Bailey, Agt
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
LOCAL BRIEFS.
ster stoves see Gsneh Bros.
foLUME a.

A saerp Christmas 40 all our
rcs5srs. KFfN A M
Guns and ammunition At Geneh
Bros
A ans line of heating stoves a,
6eneh Bros.
Read .lhe adVsriissmsnts OF oar
merchants, and you will then know
whsrs you esa &c, wis, you want.
Make your wife OF your sweet
hearts heart glad, by boyins aIes
PRESENT 4, Tee Bazaar. av bn
S T.. Axis,
The Tslnsge House came near
having = Ore ysa,srdsy. Possibly
soma Of ,hs bosrdsrs thsaEhi they
needed Il
PROT II. n. VsnBsnihusen had
his recent loss Of hay BY FIRE, settled
by che interaHce eompauy represents
ed BY Flsvs Tygsrd, last Monday,
Dn. Dslamster, Hule,, anu ailsr
psrf6ra,ed targletI cpsssdon fOl
Miss virgis Llnbargts Monday
very successfully, and the y0unl
lady il reported improving very sat
isiaetorlly.
susan-Tns piEaplea, sores ans
blAekheAds are danger signals. TAX
Rocky Mountain Tea. yoanl give
farewell reception 10 your troubles
s6c.s Ash yoar draEsiss
The Royal Tribe Of Joseph had
very successful and entertaining
hanqus, Monday night and !, wa
greatly enjoyed by all present,
May the Tribe never grow less, bu
have a double heritage as Josspl
Of old.
Puts gray natioF Ia yoar hend
blinFo : foay glow 70 faded cheeks
tl1alQrta plm, FlGofs uinElAl ltnd phg
slcai happineal. Thn.is what Rao6
nounlaln Tea win DO. t6A. A.
your dfuaHiti4 ~ M
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19
OUR CLUBBIsg LIST

so~ is the tisns 20 spPply y0aT-
ssii with good 'sadiag Eaissr tor
the cemiug year. Get The best
Get what will iniersM yos week b.
week snd mosih BY month, frssh
and new. At home sna sbross.
Dealt fsii to gsi THE TkiEUaE ans
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

X You can present your wife wiIh a
late improved sewing maehirs for
Christmas. r. Saekett, the ageni,
viii take pleasure in explaining our
sery liberal serms.-The Singer
Mfg. Co. So. 9th St.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Eos igom one 10 three years, on
gebsi farm property.
S. II. p. RostxsoN.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Sunday. We are informed he went
to church Donbaisss ! filling up
with high moral IDEAS to help our
boys out with before the jury when
he defends them. lie knows what
i takes = win, M
Uaed by ne ladtss OF lashIoh al
the world. It's without doubt the
greatest beAutifisF ever offered The
American women. $50. Made only
BY Madison MedicinetCo. Ask your
dFuRgist a. ~
Hstl Mecar,y and wife. Daily
Chsraia MoCsr,y, are eaioying the
felieities OF a first born, at their
home on Madison Avenue, in Kaa,
"a, City. II she shah be as band.
SONS after swhlls q her Gather. and
a. pleasant in manner as her mother,
abe will be a heart smasher THK
TEIHpNR en,ends congratulations.
ssil he cheapest good land on
sarth.3 Yhss, and aliAllA lsnd
specially wRis tss prices aud
terms apd ehesp tfansporiston,--E,
b. ATxlssox, 6ssIhasld. Ksns
whsSmskinE yoot Pafehsss. IOr
Chriatmsss danIt forget that lhc
best hsrgAinA and lsFges, ysFis,iss
10 select from. afe Advertised N
TaE THlsoSs sU Aa%
M. E.EM. Adams, Jr. ot Fort
Worth, Texas, came 70 ne city SAT-
sFdsy nigh, 70 Join biz wiis, who
has been IN The eliy sorns TINE Wis.
ding her faihsf, = W. Rakss,rsw,
and ether scia.lyss I'D isieads, AZ.
ssr spending = couple Of days hsr'
Air. A. went 70 MouRd City, Kant.
for short visit vita hii faihsri
family. lie viii return the last ..
the week, and with his wife an,
l.,tls son, viii return to their home
Mr. Adams Is one Of the leading
; business men Of r.. Worth.
The manager Of the Rich fIn
Opera House calls atteniion % ~
Hans Hanson Company, appearing
( here on the evening OF Thursday
Dec. IS. The company is 30 ordi
nsry one and the merits Of both III,
/ plny and players are joined IN sh'
! Iproduclion OF one Of the mos
earning stories ever deiineated
This method is taken Of calling per
! lonal attention TO the date rhutds,
: Dee. 40, and the company lgivinl
lae asspysRse gha, thsaue-goers vi
rseslss ness lhin ths8 money
wonh q plsasbrs. Rs,tusa ~
srs .oa ,als u ohsla Dsax ssoi
wsdnaaay, nfs. IS
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

AcTE-To1 cz--oe. . F-1 szze 80
heslu. z11r1 20 Ese ctazS. asw-Fsntn
bzkE-g r1W1TE T1gy ar E-laF. =
sSGe q tEe pusxe ss99 kEE. r.z1s sz
a1zr, RElc1 en11E-Eesz kze sezs. A
EhT1lcszus ~ ~ pa - nae6 psu~
oe1 = foo6 arc s1;izrSuzz.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Make your wife or your sweet
hearts heart glad, by boyIns = aIes
ptessni a Zoe Basaar. ar 81
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

Read ,lbe advertisements OF oar
merchants. and you will then know
whsrs you csa &c, wis, you want. .
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19


Best stoves for the leastmoneY at
Gench Bros.
Rich Hill is the. place to make
your holiday purchases.
Say giris, if YOU want to make
youf sweetheart tall ,,sbuy him a
nice preset Il The Bszaat
S. l.. AMEs.
The crowd oisyoung. folks who
we're out su the slsigking party
Taesaas aighs trporssd - enjoy
able time.
Why's nos surprise -FOUR daughter
with one Of thoss esIekrsted. world
rsnownsd Singer sssSiTg suasshiass
for Christmas' Sold tor cash or on
easy psymentL-F. Saekes,. Agent.
So. 9th St.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

A ans line of heating stoves a,
6snsh Bros.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

A taery Christmas 40 all our
rcsasrs. 1NFfN A
Guns and ammunition At Geneh
Bros
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1901-12-19

The Tsinage House came near
having Ore ysa,srdsy. Possibly
soma Of shs bosrdsEs shoaShi they
needed IL
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-01-31
WHERE WE BEAT .EM.

One Respect In which American
0utclass the british, and in
Which They Cannot Hope to
Equal Us.
He is from England, and. not long
from there. He was visiting his friend
in Hyde park, and of course he was
boasting.
"oh, yes, my boy, the United States
does very well for a new nation" he
said, kindly, "You are great in some re-
spects, but look at us. We have our
navy, that beats the world; our army,
never licked; our great steamship
lines, our bank, Lombard street, the
financial center of the world, our loyal
colonies and all the rest. What can
equal them?"
"And we have age, too. Look at our
abbeys, and our ancient towns and
our papers of state. Why, man, in
what can you boast of beating us?"
His Hyde Park friend studied mo-
ment. Then he replied:
"Down in Texas there is an old chap
who was talked to just this way once
by man from your country who went
there for his health. And after all the
Englishman's boasting was done the
man OF the cattle country winked at
me, rolled his tobacco over in his
mouth and spit fourteen feet into the
eye of a pig standing that far away.
Kin any bloody Englishman on
earth do that?' says he. And ask you:
Can he?"
The Englishman suggested brandy
and soda in disgust.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1901-01-31
A NURSES STORY.

A Graduate of Lakeside Hospital,
Lake Geneva, Tells an interest
ing Experience.
Peshtigo, Wis, Jan. 26, 1901. (Spe-
cial.)-One of the most popular nurses
that ever graduated from the Lake
side Hospital, Lake Geneva, is Miss
Lillian Dreese, Of this place. Miss
Dreese is the Vice Templar of the In
dependent Order of Good Templars,
and organist of the Rebeccas of Pesh-
tigo. During her twelve years. expe-
rience as trained nurse she has had
many opportunities for observation,
and her opinion in all medical health
matters is held in very high esteem by
the thousands who have learned to
know and love her. In speaking of her
experience she says:
During my twelve years as a
trained nurse, I have often observed
how many different physicians give
their patients Dodd's Kidney Pills in
cases of Diabetes and Kidney Trouble
About three years ago I myself suf-
Tered some months with weakness
and continual congested condition, and
l decided to try what the Pills would
do for me. I soon found that they
built up the affected parts and restored
harmony to the entire system. and all
though I often lose much sleep and
rest while attending severe cases, I
find that I was never in finer health
nor had more endurance than since
have used these marvellous Pills."
Clergyn1en say they are good, Sena-
tors and Congressman have added their
evidence as to the wonderful curative
properties of this Medicine, hundreds
of physicians recommend them and
use them in their daily practice. The
most skilled trained nurses advise their
use and use them themselves, while
tens Of thousands of sick and suffering
people are being cured every day by
Dodd's Kidney Pills. They should cure
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