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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06
PART FIRST.

Dltlle. -. H. squash
End Song This song will be sung by
special request. and the management
will regard it as an especial favor if the
audience will kindly refrain from mob
bing the singer as he will do the best he
cap.) P. d. @. STUcKoNHIMsELF.
Closing Chorus By the Company,
(The audience will please keep their
seats during the singing of this song;
worse ones are to follow.)
This part of the program will be fol-
lowed by part second, which will con-
sist of many things which it would not
be advisable to mention at this point,
but the management are in position to
assure those present that the inhiction
will be as short as is consistent with the
prices charged for admission
PART SECOND.
Doctor White-As q great favor the
stage manager has induced Dr. White
to appear at this time and give his cele-
brated lecture, at the close of which he
will be glad to see any or all of you Cat
fifty cents per- and dicker with you for
one or more bottles of his celebrated
Restorer.
The Poetry Of Motion-T The poetry has
been composed for this occasion, and no
expense has been spared to make it the
most poetical product of modern times.
The Reaction-This teaction is the re-
suit of years of study and research by
one of our members, who has given
large part of the last few minutes to
this subject. Kindly keep close watch
on the reactive features of this part of
the program
Scientific Experiments Professor An
ist, with the assistance of Mr.. H. Els.
Schmardt, will undertake to demon
strate to you some of the Wonders of
the Natural Law IF the Physical World.
Kindly watch the Professor as words
fail to explain
The Rehearsal This will be a faith
full representation of rehearsal of this
company in preparation for a minstrel
entertainment showing some of the
many trials and tribulations of a man
ager. The audience is assured that no
bad language will be used by the Direc-
tor during this rehearsal and they are
therefore requested to stay until the
finish.
MANAGERIAL STAFF.
Business Manager, G. o. ID. Gholder
Stage Manager. H. Els. Schmardt
Musical Director, p |. Anist
Head Usher, p. U. S. Heminqt
Gas Effects, t. H. e. Companique
END MEN
BONES. TAMBos.
s. X. Eleton 7. H. Ump
r. A. Tilebones II. /. Thard
r. |. Ghtrib p A. Stemhard
L. f. Ftthigh b. A. Ngskin
INTERLocUToR.
X. E. Epemstraight @, e. d., D. q.
ASSISTANTS.
| Owing to the extreme modesty of the
balance of the company the names of
the assistants will have to be omitted.
Naturalization papers were granted
| n1-.e.1rw. -. ,,..,t.,e. hxy T,,1<,o Uraa
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06

INTERLOCUTOR.
X. E. Epemstraight @, e. d., d. q.
ASSISTANTS.
Owing to the extreme modesty of the
balance of the company the names of
the assistants will have to be omitted.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06
MECCA
PILGRIMAGE
Great ASSembIage Of Mystic
ShrinerS in Newark.

In Parade, Arab Patrol and rlany Pill
grims March in Blaze Of Fireworks
-I54 Noyices, Including ten from
rIorristown, from Odo de St.Amand
Commandery Initiated Amid Orien-
tai SpIendor--and~
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06

Hopkins, Swartmore and Lehigh Uni
versities will compose an interscholastic
lacrosse association for the coming sea-
son.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06

Our Share Probably $50, 900 for Testi-
monials at Canton and Washington
to rlemory Of Late Beloved Presi-
dent-Morris County Will Doubtless
Take Early and Liberal Response.
To the People Of the State Of New
Jersey:
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1901-12-06

Continued on Fourth Page
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
RELIGIOUS REVEALS
DR.. Talmage, in Timely Discourse,
Declares His Belief in Them.
Sermon Adapted from the story of
simon and the Fisbers-Grentcst
obstacle to REVEALS Is an
UncOnVerted Ministry.

copyright, 1901, by Louis Klopsch, N. VI
Washington, March "a.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
A TEXAS WONDER.

y
One small bottle OF Halls Great
Discovery cures all kidney and blad
der troubles. removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emissions, weak and
lame backs, rheumatism and all ir-
regularities of the kidneys and blad-
der in both men and women, regulates
bladder troubles in children. If not
sold by your druggist will be sent 10y
mail on receipt OF 81. one small bot
tie is two months treatment, and will
cure any case above mentioned. DR.,
3D. w. Hall, sole manufactures, p. O.
Box 620, St. Louis, Mo. Send for
testimonials Sold by all druggists,
Read This
valley Falls kan nee II 1900, For some
me { nave been seriously troubled with
gravel Was under the care of leading physi
ciuns, but received no benefit / was advised
to Try Hans Great Discovery, and by the use
OF one bottle / received perfect cure, and
ca n conscientiOpsy recommend 1t as safe
S. b. SMITH,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
Ent n Mhole Nahbage

if YOU want to. 1t won't hurt you
People used to think cabbage hung
heavy in their stomachs, After each
meal, no matter what you eat, take
II dose OF DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
You win never suffer from Constipa-
ton, Indigestion, Sick Headache or
stomach Troubles. Chas. b, Spencer,
lola and Kline x Son Moran.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
Chenn MoneY 10 LOan.

One of Allen county's well-to.do
farmers renewed the mortgage on his
farm the other day without even tigur-
ing with Henderson & Powell. That
man was deceived as to the terms,
and besides ne paid a higher rate Of
interest than they would charge, Ii
you want to borrow money on farm
or city property, be sure to see the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
TIme to Rux ndrnes.

Don't put it off too long. The best
time to select horse is when there are
plenty to choose from. The rush to-
ward spring will "clean out" the stall
hon owners, and delay may mean that
you don't get the horse you want.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

~ iAAuii1 ANhh1h' I'blI'lo udNt Ndllth |
Boni the Count de Gasoline" it is a
wonder the Standard Oil Co. hasn't
gone after him.
An Oswego man when asked if he
didn't want to see a barrel of whisky
ON every street corner, replied simply:
TOO far apart"
The editor of the Burr Oak Herald |
admits that while a man may lose his
liking for dancing he never loses his
JOY in hugging pretty girl.
Fort Scott is talking of accepting
Carnegie's gift of Sl5, 600 for Ii
brary. adding TO it and building a
city hall and library together.
The Chief thunders at Troy man
who lighted his pipe with a SO bill.
The bin was one for two years sub
scription sent him by the Chief
A Galena lady who attended the
millinery openings at Joplin has re-
turned and assured the Times that the
Galena openings are much opener.
'Auntie" Lewis registered at OF
tawa, giving her age ~ ZIG years. She
is colored but Ottawa is proud to be-
lieyc that her statement of age is not
w. A. White: There is Pomme
de- Terre river i'm Missouri. In Kan
sas it would be called later Crick
What's the difference between the two
states.
The Zoology class OF the Humboldt
school was assigned the study of bats
and ants the same week, and those
pupils having old maid aunts felt
themselves lucky.
win Scott OF Blue Rapids was
kicked on the calf by a calf Sunday
and his leg broken, which again calls
up the question. How many men have
you ever known to be kicked by Il
mule?
All the women in Atcbison are reg
istered, the colored ones to carry a
proposition for a new 50, 900 colored
ward school, and the white ones fer
ninst the same. The men stand back
and grin.
During the recent term of court in
Garnett woman testified that every
time she visited her son-in-law he got
nothing about the testimony being
irrelevant.
Salina Union: A scientist recently
asserted that a man could double his
circulation by bathing his feet in
tepid water: and now some rural edi-
tors are having tanks fitted to their
Office stoves.
one of the candidates for mayor at
| Parsons handed the band boys a
I ,hn.ly L1nA tTn,.lyi IN ~
nights so they can play 10 the Con-
quering Hero Comes" after election
for his benefit.
There is talk of re-starting the indie
| pendence can-opener factory. The
men behind the scheme were fond OF
rushing the can and now that all are
closed think the opener plant could
find good trade.
1 Picking up the statement that mo
man ever travelled over the road to
/ fame ON pass, the editor of the
Blue Mound Sun who has oue) says
/ that men have To- become famous be-
. fore getting apass.
Some thoughtlcss person started am
s-I'atuu at Galcua ON The urOuOs.-
tim tHat it might Doe % good thing to
close tue stores Ou sunday and There
.-l erri1'o row ON. sunday looks
l.eauy other day There.
Th- soldier cuisines, Us auuu A
LetNeuWoHh woman tried to commit
suicide because her soldier lover Has
ordered % Manila. Aud when he Us
ordered back lue same timing will
probably happen u Manila.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29

This discourse of DR.. Talmage is
most pertinent at this time when a
widespread effort for religious awak-
ening is being made; text, Luke verse
8; "rhey inclused u great multitude
OF fishes and their net brake"
Simon and his comrades had expert
anced the night before what fishermen
enlI poor luck" Christ steps on board
the fishing smack and tells the sailors
TO pun away from the beach and di-
rects them again TO sink the net. Sure
enough. very soon The net is full OF
fishes. and the sailors begin to haul in.
SO large a school of fishes was taken
that the hardy men began To look red
In the face as they pull, and hardly
have they begun TO rejoice at their sue
cess when snap goes threat OF the
net, and snap goes another thread, SO
there is danger not only of losing the
fsh, but of losing the net.
Without much care as to how much
the boat Tits or how much water is
splashed on deck the fishermen rush
about. gathering up the broken meshes
of the net. Out yonder there is a ship
dancing on the wave, and they hail it;
"Ship ahoy! Bear down this way!'
The ship comes, and both boats, both
fishing smaclts. are filed with the
laundering treasures.
"Ah," saws some one, chow much
better it would have been if they had
staid on shore and fshed with hook
and line and taken one at time in
stead of having this great excitement
-. nd Tho M
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29

down. Ministers struggling for eccle-
siastical place. Ministers, lethargic
with whole congregations dying on
their hands. What a spectaclel
During our civil war the president
of the United States made proclama-
tion for $4,000 troops. Some of you
remember the big stir. But the King
of the universe to-day asks for
1000, 00O,0 600 more troops than are en-
listed, and we want it done softly,
imperceptibly, no excitement, one by
one. You are a dry goods merchant
on a large scale. and ] am a merchant
on small scale, and | come to you
and want to buy 1000 yards or cloth.
Do you say. "Thank you. I'll sell
you 1000 yards of cloth, but I'll sell
you 90 yards to-day and 20 tomorrow
and 20 the next day, and if it takes
me six months I'll sell you the whole
thousand yards. You will want as
long as that to examine the goods.
and I'll want as long MS that TO cNam-
inc the credit and besides that LOCO
yards of cloth is too much to sell all
at once?' No; you do not say that.
| You take me into the couutiug-room,
and in ten minutes the whole transac-
tion is contaminated The fact is we
cannot afford to he fools in anything
| but religion.
| That very merchant who on Satur-
| day afternoon sold me the thousand
| yards of cloth at one stroke the next
! Sabbath i'm church will stroke his
| beard and wonder whether it would
] v,D - J, f,,r a tI,trgs,.tI gftrlL 10
come struggling along for ten years
instead of boiling in at one service.
1t seems to me as If God is prepa--
ing the world for some quick and
universal movement. A celebrated
electrician gave me telegraph chart
of the world. On that chart the wires
crossing the continents and the cables
under the sea looked like veins red
with blood On that chart ! see that
the headquarters of the lightnings are
| in Great Britain and the United
States In London and New York
the lightnings are stabbed, waiting
to be harnessed for some quick dis
patch. That shows you that the tel
egraph is in the possession of Chris
tianity.
1t is a significant fact that the man
who invented the telegraph was an
old-fa shioned Christian, Prof. Morse,
and that the man who put the tele-
graph under the sea was an old-fash-
toned Christian Cyrus w. Field, and
that the president of the most fa-
nous of the telegraph companies of
this country was an old-fashioned
|
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29

Y
into the church, and they do not know
what they are about. 1t has been my
observation that the earlier people
come into the kingdom of God the more
useful they are. Robert Hall, the
prince of preachers, was converted at
- years of age. 1t is likely he knew
what he was about. Matthew Henry,
the commentator, who did more than
any man of his century for increasing
the interest in the study of the Scrip
lures, was converted at II years of
age; Isabella Graham, immortal in the
Christian church, was converted at ten
years of age; DR.. Watts, whose hymns
will be sung all down the ages. was
converted at nine years of age, iona
| than Edwards, perhaps the mightiest
intellect that the American pulpit
ever produced. was converted at seven
years of age. and that father and
mother take an awful responsibility
when they tell their child at seven
/ years of age: you are too young to
| be a Christian" or "Nou are too young
to connect yourself with the church.
| That is mistake as long as eternity.
If during a revival two persons pre-
sent themselves as candidates for the
| church and the one is ten years of age
and the other is 40 years of age, | will
nave .'ol' confluence III ''' P'"''sS'"'
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The Washington times., 1901-12-15
SUICIDE IN wIFE's SIGHT.
New York Mining Engineer Sudden
Iy Ends His Life.

NEW YORK, Dec. 14-William Van
slooten. forty-four years old. a we'll
known mining engineer. with an once
at 30 Wall Street. shot and killed him
self shortly after o'clock this evening
at his home, 81 Sidney Place. Brook
lyn. il the presence Of mis- wife and Or.
Lawrence J. Morton, of 3OS henry Street.
who had been attending him for mental
trouble and nervous prostration.
For a few weeks Mr.. Van Slooten has
been in such a nervous and exciJable con-
dition as 10 be unable to attend to bust
ness except at intervals Of TWO or three
days. Although he was evidently horder-
ing on insanity his wife hesitat-d in TAX
ing any steps to place him under re-
straint hoping that a rest and a trip
South. which she contemplated. would re-
store him. He had not said anything TO
indicate that he hought OF suicide.
Mr.. Van Slooten was born in 1858 in
New Orleans. His father. John Van
Slooten, participated in the revolutionary
movement in Germany in 1873, and came
to this country as a refugee. He was ac-
quainted with Carl SchuTz and other Ger
man revoluuonists who settled in this
country.
Young Van slooten had the distinction
OF being the youngest graduate OF the
University OF Virginia, securing his de-
cree as a mining engineer when nineteen.
He had engaged in important mining op-
erations In the South and the West
The Washington times., 1901-12-15
GEoRGETowN's INDOOR MEET.
Annual Track aud Field Games VIII
lie Held February -

Preparations are being made by the
Athletic Association OF Georgetown Uni
yersity for the annual indoor track and
field games at Convention Hall. Feb
ruary % has been decided upon as the
date. and Graduate Manager OF Athletics
Thompson is working hard and has
every reason to believe that this will be
,he largest and most successful in the
history OF the association
II viii be a genuine athletic carnival.
In which the local colleglans VIII be cali
cd upon to compcte with the crack per
formers OF Yale. Harvard. 'Pcnnsy.
Princeton, Cornell, and other colleges.
4 feature will be made OF relay races.
and will include one and two-mile events
open to colleges, academies. high schools,
and clubs Manager Thompson has been
in communication with all the colleges,
and he has assurances from them that
they will send large entries.
The events to be contested will in
clude the sprints at all distances, open
and handicap. beginning at 30 yards.
40 and Ss0-vard runs. I mile open. .
mile special. hurdles at both heights, higA
jump. broad jump, and putting lG-pounl
shot
The Washington times., 1901-12-15
Make Run in For,y-nve Minutes.
JOURNEY OF oHINA's COURT.
Likely 10 Require Eighteen Days 10
Rench ChenEting-fu.

PEKIEG, Dec. Alt is generally be-
lieved here that the court left kaifeng-fu
today for Picking. Wang Wen Shao the
successor OF Ii Hung Chang as plenipo-
tentiary. who recently travelled the road
that it viii be necessary for the court to
follow. says it viii take eighteen days to
reach the railway at Chengting-fu The
rest OF the journey by rail to Picking viii
occupy three days more.
A large part OF the courts immense
following. consisting OF officials and per
sonal attendants. was forbidden by a re-
cent edict TO accompany the imperial
family. They Will come 10 the capital
later on.
The Chinese people say that the pro-
cession across the yellow River, outside
Kaifeng-fu. will occupy several days.
Yuan Shih KGi, the new viceroy OF Chi
ii, has gone TO meet the court at Shents-
fu. he expects that it will stop three
days at Pao-Ting-Fu.
The edict conferring on Sir Robert Hart
the title Of Junior guardian to the heir ap-
parent is a signal honor. 1t is the FIRST
instance of so high a rank being ac-
corded to foreigner in the Empire. All
the higher Chinese officials congratulated
Sir Robert today. MIR. Conger the Ameri-
can Minister. gave dinner in honor OF
Sir Robert tonight.
The Washington times., 1901-12-15
New Orleans Entries,

NEW ORLEANS. Dsc. II.-Entres for Monday .
races:
First raoe-Fo. thrce-year-o'ds and upward;
in and ouf-hal, furlongs Tcucer. rs; Hop
.rotch Flop. iI2; Alpaca. Io5: Little Jack Honer,
Neideman. Old Fox, Reduccr. Warren Point, lO5;
annie Maude Tour. ioi; Pirate's Queen, %.
.,,,-s " last Ifon 100. Leenia, lOj; Lingo, lO2;
Nan 100: Missile 20; Meme Wastell. gs, Bu-ty
a. colonel Stone. Ben Hulium, Emma A. NJ,
/ ,urie es: The Widow. 81.
mind racr-For three-y ear-olds and upward;
,.iIing. one aud one-eighth n'iles--Pay the Fid-
nor To-: T,rsheua, lu5; Major Nsnsir, To-;
Robert Bonner, loo Daihcitl, o.; Zack Phelps.
lhia g3.
lonss-Naiav. Tom Collins. IiO q. G.. Cox. los;
.shncrl Ianfcr Semico,on, lU; senator Beyeridgc,
rl.Ilon. 100: Frank Kenny, Andes, gs; Balm Of
Head. 90
Tifth act-For ihree-yeat-olds and upward;
cling: one and one-cighth miles.-Ben Chance,
lO.; swordsnian, woodtrioe, los; neLor, Irving
The Washington times., 1901-12-15
Oakland Results.

OAKLAND, Dec. II.-Results Of today's races;
track fast;
First race-For three year-ods and upward;
selling; six furloncs. Hilee (Mounce), even,
WONT haresa q. Woods. to I, second. David
: Il. Jackson), to 1, third. Time, 1:l4.
Second race-For maiden two-year-olds; five
iurlongs. Old England (OCOnnorl, to 8, won /;
San Nicholas (spencer), 9 to 3, second FL
Chihusn d. Woods), TO .. third. Time I:01 l-2.
Third racc-For three year-0.ds and upward {;
selling. one and one-quarter miles. LiZzella
(O'Connor), to l. won, Horton (HOar), to /,
second; lierculesn (Nounce), to l, third. Time.
2.O7 10.
Fourth race-TruSton handicap. three-year-olds
and upward. one mile. Andris-. q. Woods, o
10 s. won; Varro tHoar). 10 TO !, second; Ro-or-
monde a.. JaCkson), 10 l. third. Time, 40 l-2.
Fifth race Tvo-y eaf-ods; handicap; six and
a half furlongs. Homestead (O'Connorl, to ,.
won; josie C.. Olowsoul, to I, second; The
Giyer %. Rausth 90 ., third Time leo II.
Sixth race-Fhree-y year-olds and upward; SELL
ing. one mile. Diomed Nititoe), 10 l, won;
Commonwealth. Attorney (Mathcws). to /.
second. Lost Girl (iIoar). TO 1, third. Time.
ls41 II.
The Washington times., 1901-12-15
THE RACING CALENDAR.
Result. ut New Orleans.

NEW ORLEANS. Dec. B.-Rosults Of today S
races: track heavy:
First race-For two and three year olds; six
furlonRs Autnmaton tCobuTn) , TO !, won;
small Jack (Dominicih TO >, second; Echodaie
Cpale). g 10 l, third. Time, l:lI S-4.
second race-For thret-year-olts and upward ;
Ave furlongs Little Jack Horner (Cochrsne). 4
TO !, won; Frank Kenny Ia SMITH. to /, sec
ond; Fake (Otis), 4 to !, third. Time, Oo 3-4.
Third race-For three-year-olds and upward:
hapdicap: one and one-siHteenth miles Euterpe
Tpominick), even, won; Braw Lad (Cochranel.
3 to l. SECOND; Jerry Hunt OBiskc), to l. third
Time, l:5s
Fourth race-Preliuinary Derby; handicap; two
year-olds: six furlong-. Little Scout (Coburnl
: 10 |. won; Kaloma (lobertsOnl. S 10 /, second
u'UaQan Dominick) 10 8, third. Time, LIS
Fifth race-For three-yesr-olds and upward;
ceiling; one mile. saragamp (N~sde). TO /,
Won. Shut Up fHclresson). 10 l. second. Jdno-
wood ID. MitchcD. 90 to / third. Time. I:47 81.
Sixth race-For thrce-year-olds and upward
eclIiua. one mile Barbara FrietChe q. Smith
r 10 ! won; Elsie Bramble lDominicD. . to !,
-econd; Trebor COtis). to 8, thi=d. Time, l:4J.