The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1901-1901, 1901-08-10
SOMETHING NEW AND

NOVEL EVERY NIGHT.
William & Tully, the Original Quak-
err Healers. are achieving in Kalispell
a success as pronounced as it Is de-
served. AS this statement admits of
no qualification, it would be invidious
to take it back, and at the hour of 60
ing to press impossible to do SO. Dur
ing the past week they have aroused
increased enthusiasm, and made new
friends each successive evening. They
will remain two weeks longer.
The entertainment presented by
them to the public is unique in char
acter, clean in detail, and in the hands
of talented comedians and vocalists.
They offer what no other similar or
ganization ventures upon, a continued
surprise at each performance. And a
real good surprise is worth money,
while the Quaker Healers contribute
to our enjoyment gratis. Also free.
Also for nothing. Terms that are in
Interchangeable and drop gently from
Aristocratic Latin down to everyday
business English as droppeth the gen.
tie dew from heaven.
Now, a surprise is something we
can all appreciate. The most of us
have gone through it and survived the
epidemic. 1t is experienced by the
kid of tender years when he acct
dentally stubs his toe, although it will
be recalled that few toes are stubbed
unless by accident. It is experienced
by the same kid who energies from
the old swimming hole to find his
clothes carefully tied into Gordian
knots; by the youth struggling with
his original cigar; by the maiden coy
when her back hair tumbled down at
the lawn party; by the portly head of
the family when the hired girl leaves
bar OF soap on the stairway; by the
confiding deacon when he discovered
nine buttons in the contribution box;
by the expectant heir on the death of
an insolvent uncle; by the fly on the
tangle-foot paper, and by Uncle Silas
when he comes to apply acid to his
new and respondent gold brick. The
woods are full of 'em.
But these are staple surprises kept
| at all times in stock. The boss sur
prise was experienced by the family
of man who had gone to Cape Nome.
They received a letter asking them
to send him SIS and pair of pants
He said he could get pair of suspen-
ders from a dead man whose raiment
was being divided up among the
crowd.
But the surprises offered by the
| Quaker Healers are Of a milder and
more enjoyable type. Harry Holmes,
the negro comedian, is the equal of
Billy Van. of international fame. Pat
Kelly's delineations of Hibernian
mirth, music and eccentricity are not
excelled in any vaudeville attraction
in the country. The singing and play
ing of Maud Holmes and Fannie Kelly
are clean cut, impressive and artistic
Dandy" the diving dog, who
makes the highest leap of any animal
in the world, is at all times eager tc
contribute his meritorious efforts tt
an evenings entertainment that sup
plies to Kalispell all the pleasures of 9
roof garden. The combination is the
best on the road, the lectures instruc
tive and entertaining, the remedie.
offered for sale carry the only Quaker
copyright in the United States, ant
the favorable results of the same ar.
we'll known and appreciated by thou
sands. Every evening, except Sun
day, for two weeks.
Ask to see those 75c Overalls TO
60c at the Eastern.