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other one hundred. Mr. Russell Is a
large cattle and horse raiser OF Colo.
rado, residing at Lamar He says
that this man Hodges drove of two
hundred head Of stock for him alone,
and the gang that worked with
Hodges, have driven out Of Colorado
unknown numbers Of cattle and
horses.
Hodges win be removed to Colo
rado, to be tried for his crimes
Sheriff +. NJ. Tate. of .Prowers coun-
", win arrive tomorrow with requsi-
tion papers from Governor orman,
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coLoNIsT RATE
PORTLAND, TACOMA, SEATTLE,
and SPOKANE,

Tickets on sale at the Frisco Line
city ticket oftlce. corner Of Main and
Douglas ave. on the following Tues
daysi
March s, p, 10, 26; April 2, ., le,
23, and 30. 1901.
Further information win be cheer
fully given at the city ticket office or
by B. F. Dunn. d. p. A. Wichita, Kas.
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THE GUTHRIE PUBLIC LIBRARY
upstairs over Finney's harness shop on
Oklahoma ave. Open Wednesdays and
Saturday from TO p. m. Come up
and see the new books.
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Three pairs Of school SHOES at our
price for the price Of one pair charged
By Others. THE RUSH.
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WANT THE REWARD.
Anti-Horse Thief Association Claim
Same For Hunting Down
Hodges.

1ou9Sos
The officers Of the Anti-Horse Thief
association Of Logan county have
made a demand for the paying over
OF the rewards offered 70 the capture
OF John p. Hodges, the morse thief
king now in the county jail awaiting
the arrival Of the Colorado sheriff.
The anti's hunted down this daring
thief working nearly three months on
his trial. He has operated in Okla.
homa for the past four years Mr..
Russell, the Colorado Inspector, who
is here, offers one hundred dollars,
and another Colorado man offers an.
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Calumet Baking Powder IS the lead.
er in this market. It's popularity is
based upon genuine merit.
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BIDS FOR PASTURE LAND



CONTINUED from page -
iss ia s. Brown. Texas. i6 soi
l5l I'd S Brown, Texas l6 9o5
1870 Lorrs Watkins, Usage
citizen ... 49,. lis 1892
Lorrs Watkins, Usage
citizen .. .... ..1S 1920
iSY D. w. wheeler. Usage
farmer 49,. ... rs 5sS
142 d. w. Wheeler, Usage
farmer .... 49,. ..12h 1885
IA d. w. Wheeler, Usage
farmer .... .... rs 2.56S
1s9 ID. G. sagefs ........1O 1882
l4S Joel G. Mcclure. Usage
trader M . III 1920
las Joel g. Mcclure. Usage
trader s. .s, ..18k 1,727
152 J. d. Atkins and VIC.
Brooks Kansas ....31H 6.6S0
1853 w F. Smith, Ponca
City ....... .....25h 1924
157 Elizabeth Bayiis, citi-
zen .,. .t..25A 64O
i5S Elizabeth A..ylis, clti-
zen ....25ia 7O3
leo James G. clapp ......25 i5.07Q
lcl J II Carney ... ..,17k 1000
l61 S j soldani, Ponca
City M ~. ....ao 45s9
~ S. T. solday. Poaca
City .... .t..Ig 3.O45
t7s S. J. soldan, Ponca
City .. .1S 8S83
1865 Kate German .I7 2leO
1859 James Gililand 2o.72 1896
no l.. b Morledge 161 7,ssS
i7s r. Thomas . i6lh s.5i3
l7i r. Thomas .. i6l6 1916
40 r. Thomas 49,. ....16ih 2.426
1S2 r. Thomas ... ...20 1888
i76 T. p. Flanagan ....21. $40
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resented thereby could be paid TO the
credit of the Horn Silver company ana
part personally TO Washington IN pur-
suance of the fraud upon the complain
ing company.
Further il is set up ~ the complaint
that the management OF the AUSTIN
COMPANY had no knowledge of the Sc
cret and fraudulent profits which it is
claimed Washington and FarnswOrJh
were making out Of the Austin COM
pany until April, 1899, and since then
investiga lions have been conducted as
far as possible without the aid of
court of equity to une6rth all OF the
transactions of defendants and their
confederates. It is further charged
that on account Of Washington ana
FarnsWOTths mismanagement OF the
Austin cOmpany's property 1t has SUI
fered damages in excess OF SzOO-OUO, all
of which they have refused to repay
The prayer in the complaint IS that
each of the defendants named ana
their cOnfederates, as soon as their
identity Is discovered, be required to
appear in court and answer all proper
questions relating to their transactions
with the austin company, and that an
accounting be taken between all par
ties TO show tn correct amount OF in
debtedness of the complaining company
to any and all of the defendants, and
that when the proper amounts are as
{ ertained that a judgment be given the
plaintiff against them for such amounts
as shall be found to have been over
paid.
Mr.. Farnsworth is off on trip to
Alaska and mis- version of these trans
actions could not be learned yesterday
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SENATOR CLARK HERE.
Wants His Friends to Get in on
Wyoming Oil.

Wyoming Oil
Senator Clarence D. Clark Of WyO-
ming came to Salt Lake yesterday. He
says he is here purely on pleasure bent,
but il was his pleasure to shut himself
up several hours yesterday with Sena-
tor kearns and Perry Heath in room
at the Knutsford. a rumor was cur
rent that the three were forming an
oil company. but this was denied by
Senator Clark
Senator Kearns is only tentatively
interested with me in oil" said Senator
Clark He has looked over the field
and l have talked oil to him as 7 talk
it to everybody else 1 meet. I believe
thef- is a great future ahead of WyO-
ming II the oil line, and I want all my
friends to get in on it."
When asked if it was not true that
an oil company, with Senator Kearns
and Mr.. Heath as stockholders would
be shortly Incorporated. Senator Clark
declined TO talk. 1T really is nothing in
which the public would be Interested. "
said he. smilingly. and switched the
subject to weather and crops. The SEN
atOT viii remain over today for the
special purpose, so he says, of going
out for a dip in the lake.
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LOCAL BRIEFS.

PROFESSOR DONE'S LECTURE
Professor Willard Done viii give a lee
ture this evening under the auspices OF
the Mutual Improvement ASSOCIATION OF
the Twenty-third ward, on the prophet
Elijah"
NORTHERN RSION.-Several
hundred persons avalled themselves Y es--
terday of the low rates made by the snort
Line for its northern excursion, and the
outgoing trains were packed. A iaI Se
proportion went to ReXDurg, 81 An
thOny and the surrounding points
ANTELOPE ISLAND TRIP.-The
teachers and officers of the Seventeenth
ward Suuda- school are planning TO go
to Antelope Island for a three days out
ing next week. Arrangements VIII De
completed today The prevailing idea Is
to take the entire school to the island
for three days. going out en- Iuesday ana
returning on Friday II TINS Is done, i.
L. Davis boat viii be used in transport
ing the party 10 the island. There viii Dc
fifty at least in the crowd.
STATE SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS
The state board OF education VIII hold q
meeting in this city on Aug. 3 ana to
consider applications TOr teachers dip
Tomas and certificates and to formulate
the questions TO he used at the uniform
county teachers examinations, which VIII
be held Aug. 20 to y and for the state
held on the following Monday and Tues
day, COncurrently at Logan, Ogden, Salt
Lake, Provo, Mant and Cedar City.
BOY RUN DOWN.-Willie Moon, the 5
year-Old son Of A T. Noon, was run
down by a Western Union messenger boy
on q bicycle yesterday afternoon at the
. corner of First South and Main. The
wheel struck the child full force and
knocked him down with his head on the
rail of the street car track. He was
picked up in a faintiug condition and
cared for BY those who witnessed the
accident and in a short time was all right
again No bones were broken, but the lit
I tie fellow was badly shaken up. The mes
SengeT boy went right on as though
/ knocking children down was part of his
/ reEular work.
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DIED

HOFFAdAN.-In this city. July q. 1901 Of
general debility. Bertha Helen Hoff-
man, wife Of the late J. w. Hoffman
and mother of p 6. Hoffman. AGED -
years, II months and l6 days. Native Of
Sweden
Funeral services VIII be held Sunday at
p. m. at go I street Friends are in
vited 20 attend.
WILSON.-At % West First South street.
Of general debility, George IA Wilson,
aged 3 years Deceased was a native
of En%land. ana came to Utah about
three years ago
Funeral services viii be held at the
Fourteenth ward meeting house today at
O'Clock.
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e FUNERAL NOTICES.

The funeral of the late Albert J. Beck
Beckstead. viii be held from the family
residence, 209 South Thirteenth East
street at o'clock today. Interment at
Mt. Olivet.
The funeral OF Ernest. the infant son of
Mr.. and Mrs. William Johnson. will be
held from the family residence, go L
street at 10 O. clock today.
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

-7--------------------- -----------------
COMFORTABLE income assured from
nve- tment $1,000. we ACCEPT 5000 Just
for trial. Profits paid weekly BY Money
order. Highest commercial references.
and (by permission only) from custom
ers. Booklet free W W O'Hara. Union
Trust building. Cincinnati O.
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CLEANING AND DYElNG

UTAH Steam Dyeing and Cleaning Co.
s. +. 3rd So. High-class work: modeT-
ate prices. Telephone No. 974-Z
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CLAI RvoYANTx

LIFE READER: Tells love. marriage.
business, everything (free unless .c0rrect)
Sc q lee and Dir hdaV. John Myers s.
Lincoln Fark slaIion. Chica go.
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EOuND.

ST MART-S AcadeEae medal Owner
can have same BY calling at Herald and
paying for ad
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HELP AND SITUATIONS WANTED
ADVTS. WILL BE ACCEPTED IN
THESE COLUMNS FREE or CHARGE
BRANCH OFFICES FOR RECEIPT
OF WANT ADVERTISEMENTS;
SHERWOOD'S PHARMACY, Fifth
South and state street. IT,.
First south and Fourth West ~,
MCOY'S PHARMACY. corner OF 4hEo
South and Fifth East.
FOULGER BROS. CO, IS X street
s. B. COULAM. Eighth East and flrst
South. . .,.
South and Seventh East
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Castle Gate, Clear Creek, Winter
Quarters, SunnySide lump, nut and
slack; anthracite Gall sizes), $500 per
ton until Sept. l. 70 South Main street;
telephone 429.
d 7 SHARP AraD+
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MEDICAL

DR. =. s. PAYNE. II2 South Mar
street. Specialist in diseases of women
and children; satisfaction guaranteed /,
every case. Call or write TO above a.
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Utah Commercial and Savings Bank.
General banking business; interest
paid on savings deposits W. F. Arm
strong, president; J. E. Game, cashier
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SOClETIE6
-a--a----7----.-=--7-f--- --=--------
- n0fsRAPHICAL

<7-7y=T75777 q y 1T sTsFTN Union No 10 meets
~ A. o. L. W. hah. $50
Demand this label on sill printing It
and wages Union offices: Tribune,
Herald, Reporter. Century tribune JOO
Printing Co.
Woodmen of the World.
The officers and members of Salt Lake
camp No. S. are requested to meet at Odd
Fellows temple, Sunday afternoon, July
8, at > O'Clock sharp to attend the funer-
al of our late neiEhbOr. Patrick Condor
Visiting neighbors and members of other
camps are cordially invited to attend. BY
order of VIM. N. ELLIOTT,
Consul Commander.
ANGUS MKELLAR, JR., Clerk
B. P. o. ELKs.-Tns benevolent and
Protective Order Of Elks meets eacn
= -dnesday evening al o clock. Odd
E~-IOwS building, Market StTSeL
LESTER D FREED, 70. X
A W. RAYBOULD. Secretary.
I. Q. o. z.
ENTERPRISE LODGE No. Is. I. o. q.
F, meets every Wednesday evening a.
/ Q. O. +. temple, Market street visit
ing brothers welcome. William WatroIs,
Secretary: H D. Fisko. N G.
ARGENTA LODGE No. 3. F. and
A NJ Stated communications held al
Masonic han the first tuesday IN eacn
month. Members OF sister lOCBeS ana
soiourning brethren in good standing are
cordially Invited 20 attend.
NEWTON D. ESTES. w. M
". B. ROBB. Sec, P o Box LOW
UTAH CHAPTER No. l, R. a. M.
Stated cOnvOcations held on the mrs.
Wednesday in eacn month at Masonic
haI.. at 1-30 2. N SOJOurnlng compan-
ions are cordially invited to attend
WIN. j. LYNCH. NJ r. IL =.
NJ Q. PHILLIPS, Secretary.
MT. MORIAH LODGE No. 2, F.
and A NJ Regular meetings held
at Masonic hall the second Monday
of each month. Members CT sister lodges
and sOjourning brethren in good standing
are cordially invited TO attend.
F. J. HILL. ". NJ.
CHRISTOPHER DIEHL. Secretary
Fidelity lodge. No. Il, held its regular
meeting on Friday evening There being
no degree work, considerable time was
spent under the head Of good of the or
der. and some interesting remarks were
made by the visitors and others
A. o. y. W.
EAGLE GATE LODGE Nc. II meets
every Wednesday evening at A O. y W.
han. Isl Main street. -
WILLIS J. GARDNER, NJ. W.
SALT LAKE VALLEY LODGE No. Il
meets every Thursday evening at The
A. @. L. ". hall. Isl Main street.
GEORGE LUCAS. M w.
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FTNEsT RFsoRT nv UTAH.

South Fork, in Beautiful Provo can
yOn- Grand Scenery, Cool, InviEOrating
Air, Best Fishing in state. Trains stop
at resort. Fine. large tents for rent
furnished or unfinished Good board
at low rates. Trout dinners. Private
dining rooms. Address J. w Slick
Provo.
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OPTICIANS.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

=. H KNICKERBOCKER, optician
Removed to 259 Main. Lowest prices.
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TICKET BROKERS

4, T, MOON & co. buy and sen Rail
ROAD TICKETS. 235 Main ST. OR
Walker House.
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AGENTS WANTED.


REPRESENTA- for sale of bond
co and t4x paid standard whistles. Good
opportunity for right men. The Asos-
dated Dist lers Distributing company,
MOnon building. Chicago, III.
AGENTS. revolving fan;
attachment for rocking chairs, Just IN
vented: keeps YOU cool, drives away fhes /,
illustrated circular free. f5er1ardt y
GruneTt, 30 North Ninth street, Phiiadei-
phia.
AGENTS. splendid chance to make
money Our new Pocket Atlas contains
mans Of every state in the Union and ev-
cry country in the world; also the 1900
census complete. over 500 pages OF maps
and descriptive matter Sells at sight.
Send 25c. for sample and terms to agents
Rand. AIcNafly & Company, Chicago, III
WE DO NOT want boys or loafers to
write to us, but men Of ability. Sales
men and general agents salary or COM
mission, 500 to $500 per month clear.
Racine Fire Engine & Motor Co.. Racine,
Wis.
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OTTINGFR'S Cut RARE R. r. Ticket
office, I5 West Second South street
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LOST

AT Lagoon. July "a a lunch box
wrapped IL brown paper, tied with broNl
str ng. containing three glasses, silver
poOn, knife. napkins. etc. Return 10 this
office. Reward.
AT r g. W. depot. small black and
gray dog. Return to 81 So. 5th West and
receive liberal reward
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CHEAP EXCURSIONS EAST
Via the Union Pacific Railroad.
Chicago Ton sale daily ....-.......S56 so
st. Louis Ton sale daily ....... 81 so
Omaha and Kansas City (on sale
4aityJ -.-.---s -.-------- A 90
St Paul (On sale daily -....... 50 90
Buffalo Ton sale daily -...--..... 81 so
And many other points at CORE
spending rates
Liberal return limits on all tickets.
City Tickle Office. 206 Main street
DR.. z. N. Keysor's method of filing
teeth is painless. 162 Main street.
1uerbaeh building
nice place TO entertain your
friends in the evening is the new Ia
dies dining room at the Royal CAFE
It is handsomely furnished and
adapted for the occasion.
Ask your grocer for Royal Zwieback
pure food for children and weak stom-
achs Take package labeled ROYAL
ZWieback: il is The purest and best.
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GIRL wants to assist in house work
all at 155, Fourth East.
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BICYCLE REPAIRING.

IN ALI its branches. Frame and bear.
ing work a specially A c. Gartmaun.
~ West Firsf South. Tel. sa3 y
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STORAGE.

SALT LAKE storage Va -Tsases' ore,
o., s5vanced on goods IN sI-ooIIsas5Sone -
as FAST second South st.
5-ngf
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ANY respectable employment by re-
( ned, educated young woman with child.
Best Of references. Address @. NJ. care
J. Sanger, Bingham, Utah.
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WM. BRoApBENT. D. D. s.
CREAP EX5c0RsfoNs FAsr

Up-to-date dentistry, Western Dent
Co, % Eagle block
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WALLPAPER
PROFESSIONAL CARDA

DR ". ". TRABUE, Denti5s '-efies
~ : Main ST. south Of Herald 'l----
GEORGE B. GREENWOOD , az
cou'l law and collection com ~
~TTTE WANLESS. ATT0RN,E7i'
"a Main street Phone '4i
- r c. LOOFBOUROW, -, clock
u Z LAWYERS, COmmerelsl -
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STOVE REPAIRS
SCAYENGER
WARMING AND VENTILATING

GEO. NJ. SCOTT-sTREVELL HA Fs1.
WARE co. Warm Air Heating az 55eeb.,is
tflating Apparatus tor ChureneS, 1900
Pesidences. etc. All work guar 90
p. J. MORAN.-Steam and ROY 81
Heating and Ventilating Appdia'1s'
152 West Second South.
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BY YOUNG man of p, as clerk in store
or driver, would accept any kind of hon
orable work. Address G 81, care Herald.
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Demand this label on sn printing II
stands for fair conditions union hours
and wages Union offices: tribune.
Herald. Reporter. Century, Tribune Job
Printing Co.
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THE Standard Square Inch Tailor Sys-
TEN company has again opened their
school at 231 South First West. Pupils
will be given a course IN sewing under
a first class dress maker Call and ex-
anime work and take advantage of the
very best system of dress cutting in the
world.
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heaU IuIs.
Mrs. z. c. Brockbank of Blackfoot, Ida,
who went to Prof MacNamara last Sat
urday, went away yesterday morning We'll
Mrs. Brockbank was not able to sit up a
week ago. and has not been for some
weeks All diseases cured without medi-
cine or the knife at 627 S 5th East St
The Marble times and Crystal silver lance., 1901-05-10


with a black sticky substance called
pitch. As soon as the men are out of
slsnt down come the monkeys from the
trees. They begin dancing around the
basins. In little while they thrust
their hands in and besin to wash
themselves as the men have lone. But
.neS very soon find out that the pitch
IS hot IKE the water. When once they
nave olpped their hands into the sticky
SUM 1t will not come off again The
oasins and the pitch stick firmly tn the
nands OF the poor monkeys, who try
10 run away as fast as they can, but
tne heavy basins prevent them from
settlng on at any great rate. And
now the men, who have hid themselves
oehlnd the trees, rush out and the poor
monkeys are taken captive.
The Marble times and Crystal silver lance., 1901-05-10
A Hard One from Old 'Ra.tus.

1.-THE world is round and it goes
round, Uncle 'Rastus," said the small
grandson of the old colored mans for
mer owner. Don't you understand
about it?"
mo, honey, l cyan't say does" ad-
mitted Uncle 'Rastus, surveying the
we'll vanished apple with which his
little guest had illustrated his argu-
ment. "W'at holds de world up, dat's
wat I'd like to know, chile?"
why, it goes round the sun, Uncle
'Rastus," said the boy, eagerly, "and
the sun turns it up by the law Of at
traction"
"Uh, honey, I reckon you amt gone
quite far 'nough in yo' reasoning yet"
said the old man with smile Of pat
ronizing good nature. I'm dat case,
wat would keep de world up when de
suns gone done? Answer me dat,
chile" youths Companion.
The Marble times and Crystal silver lance., 1901-05-10
sIxTY-sIx CENTURIES.
Oldest Relies Yet Discovered Unearthed in
EgyOt.

Rev. William G. Winslow of Boston,
vice president of the Egypt exploration
fund, has just received official word
that Professor Petri has unearthed at
Abydos the records of kings before
Mena, the founder of the first dynas-
ty, nearly 1900 b. c.
I'VE have found" writes Professor
Perti, "the names of Marina Ka and a
king named by fish sign, perhaps
also of two kings, Deb and Sam of
Mena, and those earliest kings. The1 e
are about thirty inscriptions and a
heavy strip of gold with the name
Aha (Mena). In the tomb of Khase-
koumi were found stone vases, each
with gold cap tied on with gold and
two bangles Of gold and dinner SER
vice of dozen pans and dishes with
16O models Of tools in sheet copper.
The frequent use of ivory then is wit
messed by the discovery of forty in
scribed ivories and stones and two
lions cut in ivory"
The Marble times and Crystal silver lance., 1901-05-10
Puzzled the interpreter,

A young Philadelphia, who was
porn and raised in the fourth ward,
saved enough money to pay the ex-
penses incidental to European trip
last summer, and by strict economy the
trip was strung out to a period of a
little over six months He landed home
last week, coming in the steerage with
lot OF foreigners. The immigration
agents, with their Interpreters, were
wide-awake. The young Philadelphian
is very dark, and he was mistaken for
foreigner. One of the interpreters
came up to him and said "Moczesh
mouveet po Polski?" They're trying to
string me-" thought the fourth ward
man. "I'll keep it up" So he shook
his head. The interpreter was asking
him if he could speak Polish. Then
he changed to Russian, asking, Moe
zesh govorett po Rousski?" Again
the supposed foreigner shook his head.
'Redden Sic Yiddish?" asked the in
terpreter. This was followed by al
other shake of the head. Then in or
der the interpreter asked: "Parley vous
Francaise?" "Sprechen sic Deutsch"
and "Parlate Italiona?" A negative
shake of the head followed each query.
For my sake, what language do you
speak?" exclaimed the interpreter. The
supposed foreigner laughed, That's
the stuff" he said. why didn't you
ask me that first?" The interpreter
nearly collapsed.
The Marble times and Crystal silver lance., 1901-05-10
They Were All vaccinated.

A burglar walked into an uptown
fiat in New York city one night and be-
gan packing up the silverware. Two
health inspectors who were vaccinating
all occupants of the building, happened
along and insisted on vaccinating the
stranger, who, as they thought, owned
the flat. The burglar cheerfulIy acqui-
esced, but during the operation
the real occupant returned. Two de-
dectives, who then took the stranger
into custody, had to submit to vaccina-
tion before the inspectors would allow
them to leave the house.