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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
BACK mo- HIS OLD HONE.
Frank Grimes to Return to Scenes Of
His Childhood.

State Treasurer Frank Grimes and
family viii leave tomorrow for a two
weeks visit in Ohio. Grimes is going to
Dayton, whence he came to Kansas
fourteen years ago.
In speaking of his emigration to this
state today. Grimes said: when I left
Ohio the other boys were getting their
farms and their start in life. I was not
getting any, so I packed off for Kan
sas. I'll check up with those fellows
now and we will see who has com z
out the best
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

next canvass in an automobile He
seems to think this will put him in
closer touch with the new brand OF COM
mon people in that prosperous state
Denver Post.
A professor In the University of
Kansas says he can cure negroes OF
blackness by pumping leucitis into them.
Leucitis checks the deposit Of dark pig
mentary matter in the cuticle. if any
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
END IN SIGHT.
Strike on the Reading Is About
to Be Compromised.

Reading. Pa. July I. 2:sO p. NIT
now looks as if the end if the strike of
Reading railway shop hands, inaugnr-
ated ten days ago, is in sight Presi-
dent Baer. of the Reading company,
and Chairman Boscher, of the strikers
committee, will confer in New York to-
night Mr.. Boscher will report to the
employees here tomorrow. Concessions
have already been made by both Sides
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
If You Have Headnches

don't experiment with alleged cures. Buy
ISrauses Headache Capsules which will
cure any headache ii half An hour no
matter what causes it. Price 25c. Sold by
George w. Stansfeld, 632 Kansas ave !,
MARSHALL Bros. 115 Kansas ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
FELL OFF A CAR.
John Skinner Seriously Hurt in Santa
Fe Yards

John Skinner, a workman in the
water service department of the Santa
F'e. and who lives on Chestnut street
fell backwards off push car in the
Santa Fe yards this forenoon, where he
was helping unload some heavy tim
bers.
In falling he struck his right hip on
a rail. from which he sustained injuries
which necessitated his being taken to
the hospital
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
RAN AWAY WITH CLOTHES.
Peculiar Experience of VIM. Wads-
worth and W. n. Stewart

W. N. Wadsworth and VIM Fl. Stew
art drove out west of town and went in
bathing in the river Sunday. They left
their clothes in the buggy and while
they were in the water the horse ran
away
Wadsworth wore a bathing suit but
Mr.. Stewart did not. They gave chase
to the buggy and recovered a pair of
trousers belonging to Wadsworth. They
reached town after dark, Wadsworth
attired in his bathing suit and Stewart
in pair of trousers
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
LAYS CORNER STONE.
8 g. Watzina,of Topeka, Starts Foun
dation For Co1ored Hospital.

Grand Master S G. Watkins of TO-
pelxa, of the order of colored Nasons,
had charge of the exercises incident to
the laying OF the corner stone OF the
Mitchell hospital for the coIored people
at LeaveuWoTth Sunday afternoon. Ex-
cursIons were run from all parts of the
state and a number of coIored people or
Topeka were also in attendance.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
CORN IS SUFFERING.
Hot, Dry Weather Hurting Prospect
For Crop in Kausaa

The aattering reports of good corn
crops throughout the state are fast be-
ing smashed. The past few dry hot days
have been playing havoc with a crop
whose average was not too good to be-
gin with
The wheat crop is secured and much
of this years wheat is already being
threshed but it is believed that all
other crops will be light.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Not only are Col Bryan and Col
Hanna in favor of each others nomina-
zion for the presidency, but it is prob
able that each also favor his own nom
nation. Such unanimity of sentiment
On the part Of two great political leaders
anauld be productive Of results.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Morgan, Rockefeller and Carnegie
might save considerable amount Of
money by organizing the colleges,
churches and libraries Of the country
i-afc a trust
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

The annual bombardment with toy
cannons and big hrecraclers has begun
some days earlier than usual this year
Probably this is due to the announce
ment that such things would not be per-
rnifted this wear
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Washington. July THE following
changes of fourth class postmasters
have been made for Kansas-Barnard,
Lincoln county, J. J, Biggs. vice n.
Lifnpus, resigned; Edgerton, johnson
county. F. L. Pattisons vice A G. Nc
Crearys removed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

IRE relations between Washington
and london are as amicable as one
could wish but all the same no son of
Britain viii be permitted to hoist his
country's flag on American soil. at least
not. SO far west as Skagway.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
GRIMES GETS $40, 900.
The First Installment Of State Taxes
Arrives

Taxes are already beginning to come
into the state treasury. Treasurer Grimes
had a $4,000 deposit Of funds largely Of
this nature made today. He says the
taxes are coming IN rapidly and ahead Of
time. They are not expected usually un-
til the 10th Of July. From now on the in
creasing taxes will amount to from $40, 600
to S100. 600 d day.
The general revenue fund has descended
to 81. Sl26z when the last Of June daily
balance was taken. The stamping of war
rants not paid for want of funds was
ayerted by this much margin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
TOPEKA TO SEND $50.
Local Talent and Friends Go to OF
tawa Tomorrow.

tawa Tomorrow.
About $50 excursionists from Topeka
win go to Ottawa tomorrow morning at
7:30 over the Santa Fe- The party viii
be composed mostly of the members of
the Topeka Choral society who viii
have the most prominent part in the
production Of the oratorio THE Redemp-
ton" at the Chautauqua Assembly
Tuesday night. July 2 has been made
Topeka day at Ottawa and appropriate
arrangements have been made for the
entertainment OF all the Topekans who
will attend
A train viii be run back to Topeka
rom Ottawa tomorrow night after the
oratorio for the accommodation OF
those who are obliged to return that
night
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
BIG DAY TOMORROW.

Ottawa. Kan. July 1.-The Chautauqua
crowd here is small today. A very large
attendance is expected tomorrow, musical
festival day. Choruses viii be here from
Topeka, Kansas City, Wellington and
other places The principal feature to-
day Is Robert l9cIntyre,s lecture
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
If You Have Headaches

don't experiment with alleged cures. Buy
kTause's Headache Capsules which will
cure any headache in half an hour. no
matter what causes it Price 25c. Sold by
George w. StanSheld. 632 Kansas ave-s
Marshan Eros. LIS Kansas ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Trenton, n. j.. July Counsel for
Ihomas Barker, who was sentenced to
rlNe Years ia the state prison for assault
ing Rev DR.. Keller at Arlington today
took out writ Of error which viii carry
the case to the court of errors and an
pea1s- In the meantime Barker VIII be at
liberty.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

The old plan of naming a baby for a
rich relative in anticipation of a hand
some present seems to have served as
a hint to some OF the colleges Of the
country which have been comforting
degrees on rnillionaires
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

St. Paul Globe: A report says that the
western members of congress will pre-
sent ship subsidy bill from which the
objectionable features of the Hanna
Payne bill will be eliminated. The most
objectionable feature Of the Hanna
Eayne bin was in its title.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
Cricket at philadelphia.

Philadelphia. July The second Of
the series of international cricket
matches was begun today on the Men
helm grounds, the Canadians having
for their opponents the Germantown
Cricket club eleven
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

In the cast the horses have the grip,
but nobody has suggested giving them
WHISKY as a remedy. Why this discrim-
ination against the horse?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Andrew Carnegie is said to have given
his daughter 500 100000. This is hard
blow &C those libraries which have not
already been remembered
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
END SEEMS NEAR.
Gen. ButterfeId Appears to Grow
Steadily Weaker.

Newsburgh. N. Y, July 1.-The condi-
ton OF Gen. ButterfieId remains critical
He is growing weaker and the end
seems near.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune: AS a
dispenser Of solid comfort the ice man
continues to head off successful COM
petition at the ratio Of seventy pounds
to the hundredweight
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

Col. Hanna's convention neglected to
give the administration credit for the
big wheat crop. but then he could not
be expectad to think OF everything.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01

King Edward has been clearing out
his wine cellars lately BY dssposing Of
the stock at auction. What the public
would like to know is. whether he has
changed his beverage or sworn off.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF TRE ASSOCIATED PREss

The state Journal IS a member OF the
Associated Press and receives the full
day telegraph report Of that great news
organization for exclusive afternoon pub
Hcation in Topeka.
The news IS received in the State Jour
nal building over wires for this sole pur-
pose. busy through the entire day. 4
complete copy OF the night report Is also
received
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
JURY TRIES 40 CASES.
Large Percentage of Convictions i
District Court.

District Court.
The jury cases in the district court
have been finished and the jury has
been discharged from further duty.
The jury has heard 40 cases. OF that
number IA We're state cases, two were
city cases and "a We're civil cases. Of
the state cases eight resulted in con-
viction- The two city cases We're liquor
cases and in both the defendants were
found not guilty
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
TUESDAY BAND CONCERT.
Twenty Third Regiment Musicians
Will Play Tuesday Evening.

Following is the programme for the
Twenty-third Regiment band concert
at Garfield park Tuesday evening:
Star Spangled Banner.
March YOrl1tO1vr'e Ceufenpis1
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-07-01
Pardon For wise.

An application was made for a pardon
this afternoon on behalf Of II M Wise
who was sent to the penitentiary for
two years from Topeka a year ago
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
PHYSICIANS MUCH INTER-
ESTED.

Eorthport, Mich, Dec. o.-The med
ical men are just now eagerly dis.
cussing n most remarkable cure of q
severe case Of Kidney Disease In this
county. Mr.. Byron o. Leslie. OF
Northport, has for years been a vic.
tim Of Kidney arrangements with oil
the consequent pain and annoyance,
He was gradually growing worse and
as the disease advanced he became
very Respondent, often wondering II
he would have TO endure this suffer.
Ing all his lifetime.
hut at last he found a remedy that
cured him In Dodd's Kidney Pills. He
was much pleased, but did not say
much about II lest the good effect he
experienced would not last. Now
however. after months Of continued
good health he has concluded that hs
10 permanently cured, and his an.
nouncement Of this has caused q pro.
found sensation among the physi.
clans and the people who knew Of hii
apparently hopeless condition.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

"f.hariey. DEAR" said young 1fsa
Torkins, do you tsink we shalt ever
be rich enough 10 own . yacht7"
II shouldn't be surprised"
"when we can AFFORD II. ysu win
buy me yacht, won't your"
Certainly"
swell. Charley, dear. I know Jon
are . business man. and know you
want me TO be business woman. II
you will give me . new hat and new
gown and o new coat now. I won't
say q word about the yacht. Isn't
that . lovely discount for cash7"-
Washington Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
Thousands sf Then.

"Have you any Married women's
clubs In this village?" asked Mrs.
strongmind. strolling icisurely up and
down the sidewalk at the railway sta
tion In the little town where the train
was making a stop Of 20 minutes for
dinner.
"Yes'm." replied the snd-eyed native
who was sitting on nail keg and whit.
tling a stick. Lots Of 'em. That big
brick buildin' over there on the left Is
q broom handle factory, ma'am."--Chi'
cago Tribune.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
He Popped This Question,

A young lawyer. as yet to fortune
and to fame unknown, recently attend
ed an informal party at which the
guests were regaled with popcorn and
lemonade. The popcorn suggested at
once to hi, fertile brain the story OF
Joseph, who was warned in a dream
to prepare during the seven years OF
plenty for those OF famine to follow.
"Why did Jacobs sons go down to
Egypt?" inquired the lawyer.
Nobody could guess.
ITO buy pop corn."-N. Y. Times.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
Snake vita rive meaas.

An empioye Tn the New York Zoo
oovicsl park In the Bronx found .
suske which Curator Ditmars declares
= tjss rsrest specimen In the snake
nae - exisssnce. Il IL Of tie comEws
milk snake variety, but has two per-
1sstIy developed heads, which are
ohous two or three Inches long. The
body h Ten Inches long. The snake
shsrps tried 20 feed ~ but the two
Asads 5eught % bard Tor ths food
thst ssither mosth gct mush. Now
~. Dssnass = sarsA ths enaks wiil
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
n. D'.s.s.: s...::. ..s sss'ss's

eys: .ws!ss! Baker Z Co. = Dssshsss.s
&; .i, ;l:S.,!ss -: ss:s Z ~; Sc. & '':s
chocolate, asd have devised mashineyy and
systems peculiar. 10 their methods o. treat;
msnt, whereby the purity. palatsbility, and
highe:t nutrient chsrsctsristics are ~
Their preparations ere known the world
over and have received the highest lndorss,
ments from the medical practitioner, th(
nurse, and the intelligent houseksspsr aad
caterer"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

"Thc missionaries are arriving from
every direction till. actually, l don't
know"
The cloyed cannibal yawned a yawS
of such cavernous dimensions thai
for the nonce his countenance resem
bled frame OF sated paganisn sur
rounding a self-satisfed sausag'
mill.
where my next meal Is coming
from."-Town Topics.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
A Suspicious Csrcu IN stance.

Mrs. Hokorn (sympathctically)-
Why, what In the worlds the matter,
Samanthy?
Mrs. Hnyrakc (sobbingly)-Oh.
dear! Hiram's driftin' away frum
me, an'-boo-hoo-Tm sure there's
another woman In the case.
Mrs. Hokorn-Why. what put sich
silly idepr In your head?
Mrs. Hayrakc--IIe went to bar
bcr's yesterday tcw git his hair cut.
instead NV lcttin' me cut IL, as he a.
wnys done beforc.-Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
Dearable.

"You must tell your husband t
change his Diet" said the physician
"Tell him to eat more beef and pota
toes"
"Oh, WE'LL" said Mr.. Cumrox. after .
moments consideration. 81 suppose u
is Just as well. Beef and potatoes are
getting so expensive that even the
wealthiest families need not be
ashamed to eat them."-Washington on
Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

1T seems like such funny talk. and yet
I suppose II does mean something. Now.
right here Il says that the Shamrock yawed.
How do you yaw, Georee!"
81 don't. And ] don't care to learn"
"And then right afterward IL says she
iufIed, Isn't that q funny wordg Ia lufiing
anything like yawing, George"
"You may search me, my love. Lufing
and yswing may be the same thing for all !
know"
"Asd then she came up. in the wind.
George. DO you suppose she was sunk be.
fore she came up?
"No, I don't think 20. my love. It's aoms
sort Of technical term, fancy"
mot techn:eil. George. It's nautical.
And then, zee here. Here IL says that she
went about in stays. What do you sup
pose that means"
That's easy, my love. II means that she
had mislaid her wsist."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
In siI~ntin saIus.

Che saw n rote 10 her huFband.
II was In n woman's handwriting.
Did she open Il? No: not she.
Although II looked so inviting.
DID she worry about Il? q. no!
For one won't. while another one will:
You see. she knew whom II was from
II was hsr dr.ssmgker's bill.
Harlem Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

"How crazy you women act over the
Woman. page" said Mr., Poaenby. in .
tue papers don't have Mans page, tool"
They do" Mrs. Pozenby replied.
I've never seen one"
"Oh, yes, you have 1t's the page devoted
10 prize fighting and horse racing and other
occupations Of that sort. ."-Youth's Com.
panion.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

with Miss Devine I played to-day on Bras
seywasey links.
And az We played my memory sped TO
roller-skating rinks
Where ] went with her mother more than
twenty years ago.
Then further did the current Of my reminis-
cence row:
Il took me to the days when I. . happy
swain. did play
with Miss Devine's dear grandmamma.
the game Of lawn croQuet.
Brooklyn Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

No matter what ails you, headache 10 {
cancer, you will never get well until youI
bowels sre put right. Cascarets help nature
cure you without gripe or pain, produc,
easy, natural movements, cost you just II
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, pu
up In metal boxes, every tablet has G. &. &
stamped on 10. Beware Of limitations.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

nspe1 They wssid Ren Thsss Ceasses
Mrs. Vernon Brown--Why % sarth deu'o
you get your husband 10 cot - hb Wk1D
kers!
Mrs. SmifFian Jones-1 weuldn't have Mn
Do Il for the world. waat him 10 ~ the1
grow and get them al out 81 HE Vseeo<s
Stray Stories.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

What He Smelled.-"I smell someth ing
burning" said the husband after he had
lighted his pipe and settled back in the
4 deiicious!" exclaimed his wife, joyousiy;
~ emptied q whole cot Of rose leaves in
your tobacco jar!"-Ohio State Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Young Author-What do you think
Of my new plsy7
Friend--Hemi You're In luck, old
fellow.
"Think so?"
ayes, indeed. You won't be worried
20 death by ticket speculators."--N. y.
Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
s..s After the aYss.~

she-Harry. 1 an agrsssbly dissp'
pointed In you. ! am the only girl you
ever loved.
He-lt's true. darling. but how do
you know it?
shs--You kissed me so swkwardiy.
Chicago Tribune.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

stsnographer-Do you write "Desr
Madam" at the beginning Of . letter
to an unmarried woman?
Employer--Yes-at the beginning
Of a letter to any woman-whether
she is married or Just wants to be-
Somerville Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

ImpscunIous Lover--Be mine. dear
Amanda. and you viii be treated like
an angel. =
Wealthy Msidcn---Yes suppose -.
Nothing 10 Eat and less 70 wear. No
thank you.-Tit-BitA
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Sometimes man Is judged by his appeas.
snce and sometimes By Lis disappearance.-
Chicago Daily News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

ehort-Do you believe that q fellow feel.
ing makcs us wondrous kindi
Long-It ell depends. What are you feel
ing for now!--Chicago Daily News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

At Fate's decree ! c.nnot smile.
But count IL grievous wrong
That girls are woosd so short while.
Ard welded for 80 long!
Smart Set,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Doctor-My old chum Bones write'
me that he wants me 10 operate on him
for appendicitis.
Nurse-Will you?
Doctor-Well, I'd hate to cut an old
acguaintance.-Chicago journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

A man should not lose his temper oitener
han once In ten years, and q politician
uever.-Atchison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

In the millennium, Of course, q woman
will be only ~ old ~ she thinks she looks.-
Town Topics.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
Caesars Courtship.

A noble young Roman named Caesar
Once called on n maid-tried TO sqaesar-
hut she girl. with a blush.
Said the Latin for "Tush.
You horrid young thing! Let me baesar!
baltimore American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Every time . man does q fool thing. he
makes for himself Q lot OF trouble.--Wash.
ington (Ia.) Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

When preachers get together, they talk
shop" even more than lawyers or doctors.
Washington (Ia.) Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

The gift horse does not pos,ess . tender
mouth. II has been thoroughly seasoned
oy frequent inspection. .--Washington Post.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

The undertaken 10 the only man who can
cure some discases.-Atchi,on Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
Travellers Caii Il ulssss0,

TPaveIeFs Cell lt 0Ieo600.
OF oil the blessings that Q railroad esQ
pany can confer upon Q long suffering pub
Lackawanna Railroad burns Il! for which
oil travellers call that road blessed. Ne
smoke! no dust Its policy may well Inspire
the gratitude and patronage Of q gratefu)
and sppreciative public.-Outing.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Piso's Cure for Consumption is aa irfaIlt
Sle MEDICINE for cough, and sclds:-N: w.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

Mrs. Bsgs--Your husband isn't much for
show. lie always dresses very quietly.
Mrs. Diggs--Iiuh! You ought TO hear him
sometimes when his collar button rolls un.
der the edresser.-Chieago Daily News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19
A nsv~es Re.asee.

Mormon Bishop-Then you refuse
10 become my wifef
Mormon MaId-I must. Thirteen 70
such On uniucky number.
Mormon Blshop-Oh. that's essI's
arranged. III hunt mp some one whs
IL not superstitiors, and then yeu ean
~ No. ili--N. T.. Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1901-12-19

First Spinster-And who gave the
bride away?
Second Splnster - Her youngest
brother; just after the ceremony he
was heard to say; "Wait till he fnds
her hair Is false, her teeth are false
and she suffers from chronic indiges
tion." ALLY Sloper.