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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
DAILY NEwsPAPEB.
Medium for IseacIitng
the Public on Every Line
ofCaoOds.

The fret insertion of an adyer-
tisement very seldom pays. Thai
is TO say-if you have never adyerf
tised before in certain paper i
will take some little time for its
readers to get acquainted with ) on,
and until they do, don't expecl
much return. There are occa.
sional exceptions, of course, but
they are few.and far between. II
is the systematio, persistent effort
that pays in advertising as in every
thing else. In taking medicine the
regularity of the dose is almost ae
important as the drug itself.
For that reason the columns OF
the Newspaper offer the very best
medium for business announce
ments. For that reason, programs
and wall hangers and schemes of
all sorts, from an industrial write
up of the town to a picture card,
are never effective. Itmay be well
enough to indulge in pretty nov
city occasionally, if you are using
all the space you need in the pa;
pers.
1 have been publisher of pro-
grams and of other "schemes"-I
have advertised in them, and in
nv whole. experience on both sides
of the fence, L have never heard or
known of single advertisement in
medium(2) of that kind that
paid.
The local newspaper goes into
the house bristling with intelli-
gence, brimful of the news of the
world, sparkling with the daily do
ings of the community. If it's adj
vertisers are awake to their opPor-
tunities it contains business news
of value to every reader, for it pays
to read advertisements. Adver-
tisements are becoming more truth
full every day. Business men know
that their news must be true, or it
will fail-they remember the story
of the boy and the wolf. think
it is safe to to say that any woman
who makes business Of reading
ads.-will increase the buy
ing power of her husbands dollars
as much as twenty-five per cent, l
am not sure but that the percent
age is even greater at my house.
OHAs. AUSTIN BATES.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
EntnlIY Hnrt.

Huntington, w. Va, Dec. 90
Will Stephenson, well-to-do
farmer living just back of the oity,
was probably fatally injured while
hauling GROSS ties near Guyandotte
on Saturday afternoon last. He
was standing on top of the ties
when the wagon went against q
rock, throwing him forward be-
tween the wheel and wagon bed.
His spinal column was 80 badly
wrenched that he has been paraly-
zed ever since and the physicians
entertain no hopes of recovery.
The happening is to be deplored
as Mr. Stephenson was one of the
county's most exemplary citizens
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
Respectfully,
M w. VENABLE
A Thousand Tongues

Could not express the rapture OF Annil
l.. Springer, ll25 Howard st Philadee
Rfa Rnss Re Saw T5sn sne 6T 0uG6 nnt
had completely cured her of n hacking
cough that for many years had made
life burden. All other remedies and
doctors could give her no help, but she
says of this Royal Cure-''It soon re-
moved the ain in my chest ana L can
now sleep sonndly, something scarcely
remember doing berore. feel like
sounding its praises throughout the
Universe" So will every one who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any troub'
lie of the Throat, Chest and Lungs. Price
so cents and $1.O0. Trial bottles free al
G. w. NJ. Hoof7s Drug Stor9;every bottle
puaranteeh.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
The Finest in the Land.

One of the finest and most elab.
orate and finest dinners we ever
had the pleasure of sitting down to
was the one served at the Phoenix
Hotel, Christmas. Everything
that could be thought I to eat was
served in a most delicious style, to-
gether with all kinds of wines.
The dining room was beautifully
decorated and artistically arranged.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
one Brother IIiIls Another.

At Rutland, o., Christmas day,
Herbert Romine, aged 25, shotand
killed his brother Lester, aged 23.
The two young mon were at home
and Herbert had been drinking
some. In play Lester snatched
Herbert's cap from his head, which
angered him aud, pulling reyoly-
or, he fred at Lester, intiioting a
mortal wound. Lester fell to the
ground, got up and knocked his
brother down and then walked in
to the house, where he fell again
and died.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
rne University Controversy.

Charleston Gazette.
Inr gard to the recent outrage
upon decency perpetrated by the
Board of Regents of the West Vir-
ginia University in dismissing two
of it's professo,s without grant
ing them hearing, it seems to
me that the most serious matter in
Ivolved is the direct injury done to
the institution itself. AS to the
merits of the perennial squabble
between the president and profess
ors, which has disgraced the State
for SO many years, L know nothing,
but unless these men had been con-
victed of felony in a higher court
they had a right, the State had a
right, and the institution had a
right, to some consideration at the
hands of the board in effecting
their Dismissal This man Ray
mond has proved himself by the
part he seems to have taken in the
matter, utterly unfit for the posi-
tion he holds. Smart fellow, no
doubt. SO is the d but no
one would want him for president
of n State institution. But see
the position in which this action
has placed the institution. This
board, the only lawful authority
for electing professors and filling
vacancies which may occur, has SO
besmirched itself that no self-re-
specting man could accept a posi-
ton at it's hands; the men whom
they are to choose from with any
hope of filling the vacancies must
be mere puppets of Mr.. Raymond,
who only accept in order to get
their paws into the public treasury
and not because of their fitness for
the work to which they may be
called. And yet this same board,
1 understand, propose to call on
the next Legislature for large APP
propriations. Who is to supervise
the expenditure of this money, if
appropriated? This same board2
If SO, it would be extremely unwise,
not to say unsafe, in my humble
Judgment, to let them handle a
cent of public money until the
board can be differently constitu-
ted. 1t would seem that when the
Legislature does take the matter of
State institutions, in hand some he
roic remedy should be applied here.
OF course the minority upon this
board, who have stood for the good
name and the welfare of the insti-
tuition in this controversy, will
have the sympathy of all right
thinking men, as they are SO placed
as to feel most keenly the contume-
ly thrown upon them by their Off
cial connection with this whole un-
fortunate and disgrNceful state of
affairs.
Respectfully,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The Kanawha and Ohio Com
pany, owners of the several boats
in the Kanawha river now trans
porting coal from the mines to the
southern markets, will in the near
future receive bids for the build
ing of boat to be used by them
Ia this trade The new boat will
be $50 feet in length and 30 feet
wide, with 16-inoh cylinders and
6 foot stroke. She will have the
same power as that of the j, B.
Lewis, but will be larger and
lighter.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
six O'Clock Dinner.

Capt. and Mrs. John O. Porter en-
tertained a number of their friends
at a six O'Clock dinner last evening,
in honor of Mrs. j. e. Sniffen, of
Columbus, Ohio, and mother of
Mrs. Lee Harper, of this oity. The
table was spread with all the deli
caoies of the season. and a very
enjoyable time was had around the
"festive board" The guests re.
NAMED and spent pleasant even
ing until 8 p. m, when they all re-
tired, bidding good night to their
kind host and hostess. Those
present were: Mrs. j f. Sniffen
of Columbus, Ohio, Mrs. Fred
Kuhn and daughter, Miss Edith
of Gallipolis, Mr.. and Mrs
Lee Harper and Mr.. and Mrs. Geo
w. Tippett, of this city,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
WiIIis i'm JAN.

Deputy Sheriff j. A. Wilcox
and Marshal Hamilton arrived
here Monday from Moundsyille,
w. Va, with Randolph Willis,
who is charged with burglarizing
B. R. Remington's book store on
the night of April 6, 1899. Willis
was recently released from the
MoundsviIle penitentisry Pome-
roy Tribune.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Envy and jealousy of persons
coming to city from another
state show a sight of narrowmind-
ness. This country is all under
one government and practically
one country and one people, no
north, no south, no east, no west,
and because a man or a woman
happens to be born CROSS line in
another county or state affords no
reason for looking upon him or her
with jealous eye when he comes
to our city to do business or to get
a position. We expect welcome
elsewhere when any of us choose
to change residence, and, if we are
good citizens we receive hearty
welcome; we should accord the
same to others.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The director of the mint has Just
completed his final estimate of the
worlds production of gold and sill
YER in 1899. This estimate places
the total output of gold at $685.
594, 800. and that of silver at $780,
321, 100. The United States con-
tributed 71,053,4O of the gold
and $82, 1853, 100, or nearly one.third
of the silver. But for the war In
the Transvaal the director says the
gold output would have been about
$25, ,OOO, 900 greater. Mexico leads
and Mexico and the United States
produce two.third6 of the silver in
the world. The worlds industrial
consumption of gold is estimated
at $72, ,659, 500. and of silver at $24,
595, 900. Australia leads the Uni
ted States $9,oOO,OOO in the pro.
Juotion of gold, and the decreased
production of,Afrioa is $78, ,227, 900,
or over two millions in excess of
the United States. Canada,
through the KIondike and Russia
from Siberia yield respectively $2l,.
1924, 900 and $21 ,167, 900.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Many persons have had the exper-
ience of Mfr. Peter Sherman, of North
Stratford, N. H, who says, For
Indigestion, but Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure made a we'll man of me.n 1t di-
gests what you eat and is a certain
cure for dyspepsia and every form of
stomach trouble. 1t gives relief at
once even in the worst cases, and
can't help but do you good.
HOOFF, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The United Mine Workers, fol-
lowing the direction of their execu-
tive board at Indianapolis, have be-
gun determined effort to organize
the mine workers of West Virginia,
who mainly threatened to interfere
with the plans of the striking an
thraoite miners of Pennsylvania
last fall. In fact, while the mine
workers of Illinois, Pennsylvania
and Ohiohaye got together in one
organization ready to aot unitedly
Ito strike in sympathy one with
another if need be--the West Vir-
ginia miners have held aloof.
And if our miners know when
they are we'll off, they will have
nothing to do with "organizers"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
FarmeEs TOO Dependent.

W.J. Northen in Southern Farm
Magazine of Baltimore for October;
Farmers as olass have grown
to be too dependent on others for
help. They go periodically to.
some others to supply the means
to do their business. They wait
for the State to educate their
children and seem satisfied with
the meagre allowence the children
receive, never seeming to think
they can add TO It and make the
children more useful in the home
and themselves more independent
because of the selt.help. The best
manhood is best preserved by the
best individual effort. Let the
farmers at the South break away
from all these dependencies that
have become chronic, and they
will soon grow in strength as does
every man through self.relianoe
God never does for any man what
he can do for himself. No man
should expect help from others
that his own muscle and his own
mind can supply, Let us have an
independent manhood on our
farms that makes it's own mastery.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

When the stomach is tired out
it must have rest, but we can't live
without food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
''digests what you eat" 80 that you
can eat all the good food you want
gans to health. it is the only pre-
paration that digests all kinds of food.
HOOFF DRUGGIST
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
He Fooled tic Surgeons.

All doctors told Renick Hamilton, o
West Jefferson, Ohio, after suffering Il
months from Rectal Fistula. he would
die unless costly operation was per
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth, and the bes
salve in the world. 20 cents box
Sold by HoofF, Druggist. Guaranteed
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
Hands 'isurned.

Christmas night. Geo Arthurs
and Walter Morris. boy 8, were FIR
ing sky-rockets, when one of them
exploded, burning both of their
hands very badly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The percentage of illiteracy in
Kansas is less than in any state in
the Union or in any country on the
globe save Belgium, Now what
have you got to say about the Kan
sas "Pops?"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

A small sensation was caused
among the people living along the
river at Sistereville the other day
by the discovery on the bank near
the lower wharf of the lower half
of a human leg in good state of
preservation. g
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Help is needed at once when a per
sons life is In danger. A neglected
cough or cold may soon become seri.
Gus and should be stopped at once.
cures coughs and colds and the worst
cases of Group, bronchitis, grippe and
other throat and lung troubles.
HOOFF, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
nInrrted.

BY Rev. IS. j. Miller, at Trinity
M. q. Parsonage, Wednesday
morning, December 18th, 1900,
Mr. Floyd j. Piokens and Miss
Annie Rifle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Now is the time when Group and
lung troubles prove rapidly fatal.
The only harmless remedy that pro-
ducos Immediate results Is One Min,
ute Cough Cure. 1t is very pleasant
quickly cure coughs, colds and all
lung diseases. 1t will prevent CON
sumption. HOOFF. Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
THIRTY MI Nth YEAR.
Personal Mention.

Fnm Thursdays Daily
Mr.. and Mrs. j. O. Stortz spent
Christmas day with Mrs. Stortzf
parents at Mason City.
Mr.. j. w. Hambrick, of Hunt,
ington, was business visitor IN
town yesterday.
Master Fred Sharp, of Spencer
is here visiting his unclee, Messrs
Geo. w. M. Hooff and James Nd
Ho,ff.
Mrs. NJ. M. Mossman who has
been here visiting her daughter,
Mrs w. o. Whuley, will return to
her home at Gallipolis, today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rawson, OF
.Parkersbufg, who have been here
ON a few days visit to relatives, re-
turned to their home Yesterday a
Prof. Seth Thomas, cf Letart,
was pleasant caller at this office,
this morning. He was just on his
way home from Port Huron, Mich
igan,
Mrs. Harvey Gibson aud son
Clarence, went up to Beech Hill
yesterday, and spent the day with
her aunt, Mrs. George Pullin, who,
we are sorry to learn is very sick
Messre. Robt. Sullivan, Roy
Greenlee, Robt. Richard and Eu-
gene Williamson, of Leon, were in
town last night attending the party
given by Miss Burdett.
Baggagemaster j. 81 Kincsde,
of the Point Pleasant and New
Martinsville Accommodation was
compelled to lay off last evening,
on account of very sore arm,
caused by vaccination.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

There was a pretty fair rain
during the night, and this morning
it has the appearance of steady
rain throughout the day.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
NIarriage Ltcenses.

The following marriage Licenses
issned since our last report:
December 26,-Floyd Piokens
and Annie Rifle; Herbert H. Gregg
and Emmer T.. Curry.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve. Most
of them are worthless or liable to
cause injury. The original DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is a certain cure
for piles, eczema, cuts, scalds, burns.
sores and skin diseases.
HOOFF, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

When you need "a soothing and
healing antiseptic application for any
Witch Hazel Salve, well known
cure for piles and skin diseases. 1t
heals sores without leaving n scar.
beware OF counterfeits.
HOOFF, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

COLD and cough cures are numer-
Gus. but the one that leads all others
in merit, is FoLEY's HONEY and TAR.
which is in great demand these days.
A.C. VAN GLIDER.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

You can tell a mans real soul
aura by the color of his best socks.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Weekly Register and Recreation
for one year, $1,5O i'll advance.
Daily Register and Recreation
for one ye,r, $3.50 in advance.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
Hughes plurality for Congress
in the Fourth District is 5.676.

Aman's ambition is shaped most
like a girls account of how it feels
to be kissed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Benz. Ingerson, of Hutton, Ind,
SAYS he had not spoken a word above
a Whisper for month, and one bottle
of FoLKY's HONEY and TAR restored
his voice. 1t is used largely by speak
ers and singers. Take no substitute.
A. @. VAN GLIDER.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

Double the manure pile and you
may double the.crops 1t is'better
than buying new farm.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
nan AZ Fro,n the Gnn

Was the ball that hit q, ;,I,i 81 stsadmaH tss Y,
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat.
men helped for 20 years. Then buck
LENS Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns. Boils, FelonS,
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
on earth. % centsa box. Cure guar
anteed. Sold by G. w. NJ. Hoof, Drug
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The most effective little liver pills
made are DeWitts Little Early Risers.
They never gripe.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
IseautifmllY Entertained.

Miss Maude Burdette most beau
tifully entertained large number
of her lady and gentlemen friends
at her home, No, 1926 Wand street
last night, in honor of Miss Nellie
Greenlee, of Leon. A most pleas
ant evening was passed The re-.
freshments served we're delightful
and were highly appreciated.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

of the Point Pleasant and New
Martinsville Accommodation was
compelled to lay off last evening,
on account of very sore arm,
caused by vaccination.
from Fridays Daily.
Hon. Robt. l.. Bland, of Weston
was in town, yesterday.
DR.. e j. Mossman went to Col
umbus this morning, on business.
Hon. Rufus Switzer, of Hunt
ington, was professional visitor
in town, yesterday.
Mrs. It. j. Morehead, of Green
Castle, is here on visit to her
daughter, Mrs. DIR. d. w. Petty.
Messrs. l. @. and E. j. Somer-
Vile have returned from visit to
their relatives in Pleasant Flats.
Mrs Susan " Spencer is visi-
ting Mr.. j. w. Steenbergen and
family, at Gallipolis Ferry.
Mrs. w. H. II. Gardner and son,
George, spent the day yesterday,
with Mr.. and Mrs. Van B. Brown,
at Maggie
The charming Miss Janet Nc
Culloch will be hostess to u num-
Der of her friends, at her home, to.
night.
A little two year old son of Mr..
jack Archer, living on Mr.. j. M.
Fl. Beale's place, died Wednesday,
Dec. 2G, and was buried Thursday.
Mr.. FL q. Porter. of Ben Lo-
mond, was in town yesterday.
Mr.. Porter has just recovered
from an attack of rheumatism.
Mrs, Name Curry and daughtere,
Bessie and Miss Lizzie Curry,
left yesterday on visit to relatives
up the Kanawha.
Mr.. Fred Segrist returned yes.
terday from visit to relatives in
Charleston. Mrs. 'Segrist will re-
main there until Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Somerville, OF
Pleasant Flats, spent yesterday and
last night, the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Fl. e. Nease.
Hon. Rankin Wiley and Mr.. j.
B. Tippett expect to go to Hunt
ington tonight, to attend the re.
ception TO be given by Hon. and
Mrs. JAS. Hughes.
Mrs. Blanche Harper, after q
short visit with her parents, DIR.
and Mrs. a. r. Barbee, returned
to her home at Raymond City yes
terday afternoon.
Editor N. e. Arnold, of the Dai.
ly Mirror, of Marion, Ohio, was in
town yesterday. We got glimpse
of him from distance Sorry we
wore not in when he called.
Mr.. John w. Mcdaniel, of Tex.
as, visiting his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs John Mcdaniel. at Clifton
vas in town yesterday. He has
been resident of Texas for Is
years.
Mr.. Richard Holden, who was
hurt several days age, on the X &
NJ, returned yesterday from a few
days visit to his relatives at Park.
ersburg, nnd will resume work in
a few days.
The discussion of the question
of free wagon bridge across thu
Great Kanawha River at this place
still goes on. Every bueineiI
man in this town is interested il
the building of the bridge, ane
. their influence should be throw
for it.
Talk about oheekl The Wis
oonsin man who borrowed none.
from his father.in-law to pay ali
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

A prisoner at the bar has not all
ways been arrested in aSsaloon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The time is drawing near when
our young men and many older
ones too, form good resolutions,
to break them again. We hope
this will not be the case with them
this year. IF you make resolu-
ton have the will. power tokeep it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

A new glass factory for Perkers-
burg, to employ $50 men with a
pay roll of $1,000 is in sight, SO
the Parkersburg papers say,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02
Story of ~ Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst
form OF slavery. George D. Williams,
of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free He says: "My
that She could not turn over i'm he'd
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters. she is wonderfully improv-
ed and able to do her own work. This
supreme remedy for female diseases
quickly cures nervousness, sleepIess-
ness, melancholy, headache, backache,
fanting and dizzy spells. This miracle
working medicine is godsend to weak,
sickly, run down people. Every bottle
guaranteed. Only 80 cents. Sold by e.
q. NJ. Hoon, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

A little salt on the farm helpl
to put salt in the dish.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

If nine-tenths Of the dogs tails
were out off to the ears, the ooun-
try would be better off a thousand
fold.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

|. The young folks are talking of
getting up a closing century dance.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

The eminent surgeon may be
dignified and still be II great out-up.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-01-02

A punch in the mouth is worth
two in the bowl.