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The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-10-31
Smoke The Bemidii Favorite.

urday.
John sullivan returned from Dakota
Friday. .
Rev. Nj. e. Bailey will spend sun
day in Lakeport, MINI.
Fletcher Grimoldby and AL Lana
gan returned from Dakota Friday
Train Dispatcher Cooper came up
from Brainerd Monday to look at our.
new towns.
..There's a vacant chair in a bar.
Der shop, and Robert English says he
has resigned.
]. NJ. Markham went to St. Paul
Sunday in search of dining room girls
for his hotel.
This week the Markham Hotel Co.
purchased another lot adjoining their
property on the east.
w. II. Gemmell. d. Watkins, Dir.
Courtney aud w. w. Downie were up
IRON Brainerd Saturday.
DR.. Arnold's Cough Killer for
asthma cannot be equalled. IS. b.
Gillespie, Guthrie Center. Ia.
All owing the late firm Of Boyd g
Gilbert are requested to make an I'M
mediate settlement and save attorney s
fees.
Miss Addie Daily. who is teaching
school at Nary, spent last Sunday IN
Bemidji visiting her sister, Jeanette
Daily.
Matt ,Weis, the genial mixologist IN
Frank Silversaels' saloon, has been
in st. Cloud visiting friends. He re-
turned Monday.
L0st--A pocketbook containing SOC
on Beltrami avenue or Second street.
Finder leave with proprietor OF City
hotel and receive reward.
! Miss Rose Heckt has severed her
Econnection with the Markham hotel
and accepted a position in the offices
#of Doctors Henderson and Foster
Rev. L. H. Steinhoff will preach II
i the Baptistchurch morning and even,
ing, Sunday. Nov. 3. The public Il
cordially invited to attend these ser cry
4 ices.
There is a suspicion that the activ
4 ity Of one Mr.. Street in the building
5Iup of new towns has something OF
scolonizing hint in it. Duluth News
A Tribune.
r.. Fl. ColIard has purchased 10
4 lust north Of Miss Bissitt's lot on Bel
1trami avenue, north Of the cour
house. He will move his shop on thu
| new purchase.
4 Postoffice Inspector Myers at St
Paul was here Monday, and pro
4 nounced the Bemidii Office the slick
\ est on the line" He went up TO 2Bueni
Vista to look into the squabble oye
the location Of the Office there.
Wanted--Po sition in this town b
u VI. "
eral aeFenaulsg :, SUE
s2o. Address -. iNeison' ~ - -
4 M Y. Il ~ = /.
steu artsville MINI. Is had til
= & 81 81 !, !. a ci,,l4
pleasure q plasli ~ Aai, GU z y III
rEComedians, and found them a con
i many Of ladies and gentlemen, thei
4 ) ~ ,,roa and snecialties clean an
: 81 q. !. G q y, J.
new. ! VIII = .'ii's W. ~ = s =
a,.., t,,er M. q / U. r. H. Russell
!, !, !, !, !. !. ,,.,r = onara hnnse
i
-. w somlth fecehtis sase soii
: nina feaoih9 eA l'eii'i.ea,'9 =. - oi,s
1 meeting q ING slouse y 'iie \. uiie Z
winch proved 50 suecessiui .ea'o !, !,
nelsi'pors ilS . eiiao iie 80 r.
& lie exh2nltlon 81 hls Woii.e,iui I,
a ers. oonseq ueil'ls vi. ,ini w !. = !
L his mind 81 reading az g. sie Y ooe'nis
4 entertainment ~ .'iie opeia n.y.
i NOV. 4.
I Catarrh is a terrible scourge, a di
1 aasa whose germs are spread broa
The Bemidji pioneer., 1901-10-31

al fine line Of ladies jackets and
loaks lust received at The Fair store.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
THE COURTS.
Court Of Appeals

Court or Appeals.
Present-Mr Justice Morris and Mr.. JUS
tice Shepard and Justice Barnard OF the
Supreme Court of the District of Column
bia.
Admit ed to practice-George P. Hoover,
on motion of Leo Simmons.
LIGHTWEIGHT ct al. agt. Byrnes ct al. !;
death of John Sherman, one Of the appel
lees, suggested by Mr.. Leo Simmons of
counsel for appellees.
Patent appeal No. 176-Sharer agt. Nc
Henry; continued.
Patent appeal 175-Scott agt. Scott: ar
gument continued by Mr.. Joseph r. Edison
for appellant.
Equity Court No. 1-Justice Hagner.
Saxlehner agt. Harper; pro confesso
against certain defendants granted. Con-
nor agt Crawford. Daniel Altman appoint
ed guardian ad litem. Clarke agt. Clarke
appearance of absent defendant ordered.
Circuit Court No. 1-Chief Justice Bingham.
Rudolph agt. Fulton: on hearing.
Circuit Court No. 2-Justice Clabaugh
Ofenste Elm agt. Towles: verdict for defend
ants Ciccardi agt. I4isner: on hearing.
Criminal Court No. 1-Justice Barnard.
United States agt. Richard Gavin hing.
alias Carroll King. carnal knowledge, bail
fixed at $500: recogniZance $500, with Henry
Evans as surety taken.
Criminal Court No. 2-Justice Anderson.
Iemuel Fugitt agt. Arthur A. Birney, APP
peal from justice of the peace; on hearing.
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Hotel Arrivals,

Arlington-N. w. Myrick, Los Angeles.
Cal: L. Jacobs. Boston; l. NJ Parsons
New Jersey; F. d. Lecompte, New York.
Shoreham-F. A. Lennon, Chicago; A.
W. Stone. Vermont F. B. Wilson, New
York; z. S. Beach, Boston.
Willards-Robert Miller, Jersey City; c.
r. McMullen. Philadelphia; A D. Putnam
Worcester Mass.
Riggs-J. o. Hatch. Savannah. Ga: John
Van Dusen. jr., Philadelphia; E B. Ben
nett. Hartford. Conn.
Normandie-H. Y. Darneille Philadel-
phia.
Raleigh-H. f. Winslow, London; ]. A..
Neal. Boston; d. A. Tompkins Charlotte:
W. r. Peters. Rochester, " Y: j. j. Sid
man. New York: +. G.. Crane, Boston: II
C. Foster, Newark. N j.
Richmond-Mrs. l.. ID. Boa rdman. Phila-
delphia; {. Kenyon, Brooklyn, y. y; Ed
win Arden. New York.
Cochran-G. b. Dickinson and wife, New
York; Mrs Rodney Curtis and Miss Cur
tbs. Denver. Col; Henry Heymann PhiIa-
delphia; c. G. Campbell New York
Metropolitan F. Rockwell. New York
II. c. Reid. Charlotte y. c.; w j. White
hunt, A. b. King. Richmond, Va; w j.
McDevitt. Philadelphia.
Ebbitt-S- W. Scott. Monterey Mexico;
A s. Swanson, Red Wing. Mimi; s. c.
Clark, Springfield, Mass: ]. j. Kennedy.
Boston: H b. Beatty Pittsburg; Lee Jud-
son. Norfolk, Va.
JohnsOn-S G. Leake New York; F. D.
Bright, Philadelphia; W. II. Dietz, Newark,
\. j.; a. a. Pruden, Durham, \. C.
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Thirty fourth street northwest between
and 7 streets and 33d street northwest De-
tween O and r streets-Thos. E. Wagga-
man ct al. trustees, to Peyton B. Fletcher.
LOT 2o7. square 1890, and part lot 200, square
1912: $1,000. Peyton B. Fletcher conveys
same property to Frank E. Padgett; $40
Stamps s2).
Fifteenth and streets southeast-Louise
E Hitchcock ct vir Thomas, to J. Edward
Fowler original lots l, % and q. square
1861; $40 (stamps $3.50. Geo P. Eustis ct
TX to same origina. lots 9, ) and "a, square
1861; $40 Stamps, $3.50.
brentwood Park-Redford w. Walker to
Frank X and Clara T. Ertter, lot 3, block
80; $3.50.
streets-Wm. f. Edmonston ct al, trustees.
to John Taylor Arms, part lot ~, square
Holmead Manor-Mary C. Paterson ct vir,
August, to Emily S. Ewell, lot Al, block 46;
s.. 500.
scutheast-Iary A. Page to Daniel Shock
ey. lot 159. square IA; $40.
Alley between f and F. Sd and 4th streets
northeast-Same to same, lot u.s. square
ITO: so.
Thirteenth street northeast between A
and B streets-Same to same lot a. square
1912; so.
New York avenue and North Capitol
street northeast-Edgar B. Moore ct ux.
to VIM. H. Pearce, all square go, except
lots 30, SO, 3S and Al: SO Stamps. $40.
Uniontown-Edward II. Thomas. trustee,
to George H. Shannon lot 49, so.
No. 12S E street nOrthwest-Patrick R.
Hilliard to Bryan Healey, lot %, square
oil: $40 stamps. $3.50.
Friendship - William 0itt ct w, to
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TO CURE PILES.
A REMEDY THAT WILL. DO IT AND Is PER-
FECTLY SAFE

REMEDY THAT WILL. DO IT AND Is PER-
FECTLY SAFE
We do not intend to indorse any except articles
OF real merit. We therefore take pleasure in call
Ing attention to new pile cure which has been
remarkably successful In curing every form of
Itching, bleeding or protruding piles The remedy
is known us the Pyramid Pile Cure and fs recon-
mended by the best medical authorities ac-
count of its absolute safety. ease of applica ton
and instant relief from pain
The Pyramid Pile Cure contains no opium or
other poison and does not interfere with daily oc-
cupation while using. People who believed moth
ing but surgical operation would cure them have
been astonished at the results from single 3D.
cent package Of the Pyramid
Mrs. Mary c. Tyler Of Heppner. Ore, writes:
One package of Pyramid Pile Cure entirely cured
me OF piles from which have suffered for years
and have never had the slightest return Of them
since.
Mr.. E. OBrien Rock Bluffs Neb says: The
package OF Pyramid Pile Cure entirely removed
every trace Of itching piles. l cannot thank you
enough for it.
The Pyramid Pile Cure is sold by all druggists
at 80 cents per package go.
Treatise on cause and Of piles mailed free
by addressing Pyramid Co., Marshall, Mich.
Ry16klS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
Deaths In Tvventy-Four Hours.

The following deaths have been reported
to the health office during the twenty four
hours ending at noon today:
Julia Wright seventy-hve years; John
Roche, seventy-three years; Theresa Pas
sagno, seventy-two years: Elizabeth Jen-
kinS. seventy years; Charles Pitman Bun
d1ck, slxty-nlne years; Thomas Brogan.
sixty-flVe years: Willie Ann Simms. sixty
three years; John H. Burrell, sixty-two
years; Hester A. Butler. sixty-two years;
Patrick Flahfrty, fifty-three years; Isaac
Gilbert, forty-hVe years; Charles Thomas,
thirty-six years; Rosa Barbour, thirty-two
years; Ida Young. twenty-six years; Ray
mond Burke Boyle. twenty three years;
Haywood Miles, nineteen years; James
Coon, six years; Burnett Bernstein. one
month.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
TRANSFORMATIONS.
CURIOUS RESULTS WHEN COFFEE DRINKING
is ABANDONED

II is almost hard for an old coffee topper to
quit the use OF coffee as 1t is for whiskey or
tobacco hend TO break OF, except that the coffee
user can quit coffee and take up Postum Food
Coffee without any feeling of a loss Of the morn
Ing beverage for when Postum is well boiled and
served with cream. 1t is really better in point of
favor than most Of the coffee served NOWADAYS
and to the taste Of the connosseur 1t is like the
flavor Of fine Java.
A great transformation takes place in the body
within ten days two weeks after coffee is left
on and Postum Food Coffee used, for the reason
that the poison TO the has been discontinued
and in its place is taken liquid that contains
the most powerful elements OF nourishment
IT is easy to make this test and prove these
statements by changing from coffee to Postum
Food Coffee.
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MarriaKe LiCenaea.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
White-Ross E. Violet of Bowie Nd
and Mary Y. Shaw of White Plains, Nd
E. Saunders Rockwell of Dryden, N Y,
and Belle Wallace of this city; Ray c..
Ault and Mary E. King, James Kamka and
Paul1ne Olrog. both of Baltimore, Md. !;
Joseph +. Stephenson and Nellie A. kintz.
Colored-Sidney Burton and Olivia Moul-
ton, VIM. Fl. Bagby and Ella Jackson,
Jerry Ramsey and Martha Hyson, Thomas
Staples and Jennie Docket, Thomas Bet
ter and Carrie r. Waters
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15

Eleanor A. II. Magruder. part; 81, 7S4. IS.
Rebecca A. Worth to same. part; $255.32.
Friendship-Jno. NJ. c. Williams ct uX. to
Eleanor A. H. Magruder, lots L to 9. block
6; 5000.
M street northwest between North Cap
ltol and list streets-Bertha l.. Robinson to
Johanna {. Lane, lot 49, square 619; $40
Stamps. $3).
Douglas-Samuel r. Bond ct Tx. to Celia
thompson, lot 80; $40 Stamps. 50 cents).
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Held for Grand Jury'a Action.

Harry Henry and Fred Henry, of near
LIST and E streets southwest. were today
committed In the Police Court of breaking
into the stable OF Henry II. Cooley in the
night time and stealing some articles of
harness valued at s.. so. Each Of the accused
was held by Judge Mills in $500 bonds for
the action of the grand jury.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15

Moses Hover of Georgetown was today
convicted in the Police Court Of assaulting
Thomas Collins by striking him in the
head with an iron bar, and Judge Mills
fined him $40. The fine was paid
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
Building Permits Issued.

Building permits were issued today as
follows:
Mary c. Gerhard. repair fire damage to
house at 1929 9th street northwest. cost
500.
VIM. Thomas, locate steam boiler and
build shed at corner Brightwood avenue
and Flint street: cost, 800.
Hannah Luthill. interior repairs to 251
Sth street northeast: cost. $12J.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
WEATHER FORECAST.
Fair Tonight and Thursday; Light
Variable Winds.

Forecast till pm Thursday-For the
District of Columbia, Maryland Virginia
and Delaware, fair tonight and Thursday;
| light variable winds.
Weather conditions and general forecast
The weather this morning is dominated by
an extensive area of high pressure which
covers the lake region the Ohio valley and
New England Fair weather has prevailed
in all districts except the southwest and
along the south Atlantic coast, where there
have been showers and thunderst orms. The
temperature has risen in the Mississippi
and Missouri valleys The changes else
where have been unimportant.
Fair weather will continue for several
days in the lake region. the middle Attain
tic and the upper Ohio valley. There Will
be showers and cloudy weather in the
southwest and probably along the south
will not be important.
On the Atlantic coast the winds VIII be
mostly fresh north to northeast. In the
lower lake region light to fresh westerly
winds will prevail.
Records for Twenty-FOUr Hours.
The following We're the readings of the
thermometer and barometer at the weather
bureau for the twenty-four hours beginning
at pm. yesterday:
Thermometer-May IA pm, %: pm.
Ga u midnight. -. May ia am. 49,
a m, So; u noon, Il: pm. "A. Maximum,
"A at pm. May 10; minimum, 49, at
a M, May 10
Barometer-May IA pm, 1905: pm.
3OOs: 10 midnight, 300. May ia am.
t0.0a; am, 30.14; noon, COLL; pm,
30.0S
Condition of the Water.
Temperature and condition of water at
am: Great Falls temperature, Ga: condi-
ton. g Receiving reservoir, temperature
81; condition at north connection. /: condi-
ton at south connection. 4. Distributing
reservoir. temperature. 81: condition at In
fluent gate house, A. effluent gate house, IA.
Tide Table.
Today-Low tide II 80 am. and IL :43
pm: high tide, 4:57 am. and 5:11 pm.
Tomorrow-Low tide. 1921 pm; high
tide, J:4S a m. and 6:14 pm.
The Sun and Moon.
Today-Sun rises, 4:45 am; sun sets,
T:O7 pm.
Moon rises, 1924 m. tomorrow.
TomOrrOw-Sun rises, 4 "A am.
The City Lights.
The city lights and naphtha lamps all
lighted by thirty minutes after sunset; ex-
tinguishing begun one hour before sunrise
All arc and incandescent lamps lighted M
teen minutes after sunset and extingulshed
forty-five minutes before sunrise.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15

An annuity assures the purchaser q
hxed sum every year for life. thereby
relieving them Of all anxiety occasioned
by the possibility Of q shrinkase Of In
come from other sources. Annuities are
issued to persons from three ysar Of
age to eighty-fvs. Applications received
By THOMAS p. MORGAN, Manager Of
d. Of @ Agency OF The Mutual Life In.
surance 90. Of New York. No. 1893 y
Ut. NV. cd story. 'front.'. Assets Of the
company over $S25. 00o. 900.
aplS-S12t-21
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REAL ESTATE LOANS,
a.

REAL ESTATE LOANS,
SAFE INVESTMENTS.
We have hand all times FIRST TRUST
{mortgage) loans secured Washington improved
property. FOR SALE at face and accrued interest
Of 6ce, 6E9t and 6Te.
THOS G. HENSEY CO.,
fe21-tf 1900 + 1t. n
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PREFERRED DIVIDEND NUMBER a.
The regular quarterly dividend (No. 24 Of two
per cent will be paid the Preferred Capital
Stock Of the American Graphophone Company
MAY Is, 1901 to stockholders OF record May I.
By order Of the Directors.
f. d. EASToN, President
THOMAS J. GOODWIN. Secretary. ap11- &s.9t
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Pensions We're granted today to John
Dunn, Hester A. Watson and Annie l.. Lee
port of Washington.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCkHOLD-
ers of the Columbia Iulverizing Company will he
held at the company's office. 123 South ROYAL st.
Alexandria, Va. for the purpose OF electing ON
GERS and such other business may come before
It, on TUESDAY. the 2sth instant. AT 1890 am
mylI q LOUIS BElER. Jr.. Secy.
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FINANCIAL.
Traders National Bank
OF WASHINGTON.
CORNER PENNSYLVANIA AVE. AND i0rH ST.
FURNISHES
TRAVELLERS CHEQUES

American Express Company,
Which practically CERTIFIED CHEo rs OF
tnis company, payable IN GOLD equivalent. by
upward of 10000 CORRESPONDENTS THROUGH
OUT THE WORLD.
NOMlCAL AND SECURE THAN ANY OTHER
FoRM OF TRAVELLERS CREDIT. and ty reason
OF the entirely original manner In which they are
drawn. are virtually a UNIVERSAL q RRENCY
Travellers Cheques issued In den ,mina lions
% $40. 80. $50, 500 and 5000. and each Inns
PRINTED THEREON the exact AMOUNT IN FOR
E1GN MONEY which Will be paid th,.r,f.r IN
GOLD or It's equivalent. WITHOUT DISCOUNT OR
TRAVELLERS SAVE TINE AND AVOID DELAYS
AND INCONVENIENCE by the q these
Cheques. Through arrangements existing with the
principal HOTELS SH0PKEEPERS. TOT RrSr
AGENTS. STEAMSHIP COMPANIES AND OTHERS
TO accept the same. the necessity Of specially
visiting Bankers TO obtain funds and the ,onse-
Quent loss Of time frequently avoided. q we'll
as delays resulting from inability {" obtain funds
from Banks SUNDAYS HOLIDAYS AND FETE
DAYS. OR BEFORE AND AFTER business
PATRONS WHO MAY DESIRE To PROVIDE
FOR SUPPLY OF OUR TRAVELLERS CHEQUES
through to place direct either by post
cable. These sold for cash approved
security. also
LETTERS OF CREDIT
Negotiable with thun 5000 corrnsp ndents
throughout the world. Introduction necessary.
Cable codes furnished purchasers.
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.
Direct sight drafts all foreign countdcs at the
current rate OF exchange. These drafts pay
able by more than 5000 correspondents through put
the world. rpls-lm
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GET RICH
while You Sleep.


while they were cheap and holding them until the
advance in price
We are Offering you this month 100 900 shares Of
stock in the Sierra BlancO Gold and Copper Com
pany. whose mine is located in Black Mountain
Gold Camp New Mexico, at $.25 per share, in
order to raise the balance of money needed to
complete the payment Of machinery ordered for
treating the ores. Capital, 81 900 600 Shares 81
each. Treasury reserve. 100000. Titles perfect.
This company owns. free from debt the Happy
Jack, Baltimore" "Lydite'' and ..Zella' mines
1.-THE price will be advanced to s. so per share
as Is this lot is sold. Make your check pay
able to n. A. Manning, Treasurer. SO12 Union
Trust Building. Baltimore, Nd.
OFFICERS.
Frederick T. Dorton President.
A. II. Scott Vice President
r. A Manning Secretary and Treasurer
BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
o. B. Blackburn. New York
Edwin L. Scott. New York.
A. H. Scott Washington. D. c.
R. A. Manning. Baltimore, Md.
Frederick L. Dorton, Baltimore. Md.
John r. McFetridge, Philadelphia. Pa.
Eldridge Packbam, tr... Baltimore. Md.
John Hogan, New Mexico.
James V. Dignowity, Baltimore. Md. my1s6t-42
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-05-15
COlored Shirts to Order.

Negligee style with stin bosom; collar and
cuffs attached or separate, as you may fancy. Es-
pecialy appropriate for negligee early in the
season are shirts made of Scotch cheviot with mar
row cuffs attached We need about a couple of
weeks to make them. A little later we will not
be able to make them quickly.
very ha ldsome line CT patterns is displayed
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1918 AND 1920 s ST. N. w


DIVIDEND NOTICE.
The board Of directors Of the International In
yestment COMPANY have declared a semf-annual
dividend Of IL % upon the stock CT the company,
payable on the LIST day Of July, 1901 Sharehold-
ers will please present their certificates at the
conpanys offices, 719 and 721 18th st. NV, on
the above date and receive their checks
By order Of the board.
my9-26t ELLIS F. FROST Secretary
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"AbsOlutelV Free.

We give each purchaser Of our Model Paints
or Stains at he genuine Bristle Paint
Brush absolutely free.
CHAS T.. HODGkI\. e13 ITH ST. my Sd
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06
youth Who Moves inanima,c Objects
by VIII Power.)
H1inisfer VIZ on Woman.

WI TinE-iang. the Chinese minister
to Washington. is showing that he Is
at home in almost any field Of ora
tory. One OF his latest efforts was
made ut dinner In New York city re-
Gently. when he was called upon TO
respond to "Thc Ladies'" In the
course OF n short but exceedingly
graceful speech he said:
when see SO many beautiful wo-
men confronting me and I am called
upon to be the gallant of the moment.
wha, can say but that wish for that
moment only that ! were not China
MAJ. should like to be an Amcri-
can as stand here, SO that each
one OF you would appear as beautiful
to me as you actually must when seen
through your countrymen's eyes. Alas!
the slight difference in the forma-
tion OF my orbs cannot do justice to
the impression you make upon me. in
dividually and Jointly and severally.
but there are some well-nourished fig
ures and forms among you that really
appear to he as fine as the best that
my own fertile country has produced.
And your intelligence and souls. l am
told, which are hidden under your in
tricate fashionable apparel. are more
beautiful even than your forms. May
YOU all feel the depth and sincerity Of
my admiration. and may your youth
full looks and honorable years always
walk hand in hand"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06
An Unfortunate Deduction.

Sergt. Kelly. of the Irish bar, in tho
early years of the nineteenth century,
used to indulge in picturesque elo-
quence, racy of the soil, but unfor-
tunately he would sometimes forget
the lIne of argument. and would al
ways fall back on the word there
fore" which generally led his mind
back to what he had intended saying.
Sometimes, however, the effect was al
most disastrous. One time he had
been complimenting the jury, assuring
them that they were men of extraor-
binary intelligence, and then branched
off into n statement of his case. With
a wave OF his hand smile on his faoe
he proceeded: "This is so clear case.
gentlemen. that | am convinced you
felt it SO the very moment I stated IL.
I should pay men of intelligence poor
compliment to dwell on it for a min
ute. therefore I shall proceed to eS-
plain It to you as minutely as posst-
ble."-Green Bag.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-09-06
ITO be continued.)
uow TO I,ccomc Wealthy.

In New Hampshire city there
dwells an octogenarian physician Who
In addition to his wide medical skill, is
known far and wide as a dispenser OF
blunt philosophy. The other day
Young man OF his acquaintance called
Mt his office. 81 have not come for Pills
this time, doctor" said the visitor,
"but for advice You have lived many
wears in this world of toll and trouble
and have had much experience. am
voung and want you to tell me how TO
ret rich" The aged practitioner gazed
through his glasses at the young man
and in a deliberate tone. said; Yes l
con toll YOU. You are young and can
accomplish your object if you VIII.
yonr plan is this: First, be industri-
ous and economical. Save as much as
nossibIe and spend as little, Pile up the
dollars and put them at interest. IL you
soIlow out these instructions by the
,ire YOU reach my age you'll be as rlch
40 Croesus and as mean as III
Buffalo Commercial