Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-09-07
BreVitieS.

In order to get somewhere near even
with Frostburg there is IA proposal extant
to start another paper in Homecoming
and call it the fycIonr-thiS, however,
without stating the mares of the new
wind-raisers.
If any of M. Romans friends had
anything to do with putting David j.
Lewis up as a weak candidate,' they
may find when too late that they overdid
the thing; that is, if he, misunderstood
ing the game, realty tries to be elected.
1t has leaked out from a teacher who
was present at West Virginia eX-
animation that one of his fraternity in
that State reported that there are two
kinds of gender-"lady and gentleman"
and the Alleganian wondering whether
he intended to appear polite OF merely
cultivated.
And now is il good time to subscribe
for the JOURNAL.
A man in South Cumberland offers his
front yard as site for factory to any
man, firm, or corporation, who will put
steam whistle on the establishment, to
be run by clock and sing one tone
at for good morning. a higher key
at II for "let's eat and the highest at
for good evening"
1t is the toO-toO caper at Cresaptown
now to refer to the main thoroughfare of
the place as 1.-The avenoo.'
In third census of Barton, taken by
man skeptical of the value of both the
Federal and State counts, it is found
that while there are more males than
females within the town limits, the
females weigh I :, tons more than the
maleS-a difference, according to one
estimate, of only SAL.
Cumberland has microscopic club
whose members regard water simply as
Il vehicle for microbes and b0ctrriu, and
indulge their prejudice against it to the
limit of declining to subscribe for the
Frostburg Gic0"cr.
Many who think David J. Lewis will
not cut much of figure in this region
i'll November may be deceived. With
a large class he is popular, and the
JOURNAL will not be surprised if a wide
swath does not follow his Scythe through
the republican harvest field
Cumberland, disconnected with get
ting back all the taxes it pays and
whole lot it doesn't pay, finds i'll Mr..
Kenneweg representative who, if
elected, will see that the city gets vet
more than belongs to it.
In the way of prospectus an electric
railway man informs the JOURNAL that
the practice i'll some towns of allowing
hog i'll the shape of man to occupy half
il car will not be allowed anywhere be-
tween WesternpOrt and Cumberland.
In other words, no animal of the gcnUS
man will he permitted to ride lS ing down.
In still other words, nobody will he al
lowed to make the mistake of regarding
an electric car as Pullman i'll which he
can calmly 90 to bed with his boots ON.
A controversy peculiar to journal
ism is on i'll Cumberland now between
the .Nc~S and Times. by comparison"
they are trying to determine which has
the worse ticket.
Faller vat know mae haze say haze var
en- Cumberland odder day an hae say to
mems vat STAINS bay tie table en- te EUROPE
an reStaurOng-"guf mae som SiSSage."
An, bay Yupitcr, mems run lax hal and
yell to te cuke-"Link bay Link, or Who
Stole Yon Oliver Yecms Cadwallader's
Pup" Ven faller vat know mae com
home haze tai mae bout ct an want to
know vat Aye tank of ct, an, bay yemi-
ny, Aye tai hem ct must bae IA halofa
dog gone restaurwrong. -1he Eckhdn
l. philosopher.