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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased TO
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all It's
stages. and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
IS the only positive cure known to the medical
ease. requires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system
thereby destroying the foundation Of tile dis
ease, and giving the patient strength BY building
up the constitution and assisting nature In doing
Its work. The proprietors have so much faith in
Dollars for any case that ii fails to cure Send
for list of testimonials.
Address, -. CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
E8g- Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

The debts we eve people are numerous
and perpetual Our neiEhbors often keep
us straight. Take the props of social OBJ
legations from the savage wao dwelis IN
der the strenuous dress suit AID die shows
his teeth a crinning skeleton e selfish
ness. Take the props OF law from the
average citizen and The impulse to wick
edneSs Is eften unrestyained. a national
calamity sgirS the populace. and the debt
OF human brotherhood Is recalled with
love and gratitude.-S5. I-oa.s Globe
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Buried forests found 3n Alaska in To-
Caiities where no trees exist now have re-
vived discussion of the theory ;hat he
Arctic region once possessed "A tropical OF
Semi-tropical climate. 4 few years ago Il
New England professor wrote a hook
based on the idea that a. the earth hrSt
cooled at the p1!e> they We're the original
scene of vegetation and human life, and
that mankind gradually moved south
ward during the prehistoric period.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
why the American Coffee House Fails

The coffee house is a temperance sub
stitute for the inn in England. II fur
nishes, minus the intoxicating stimu-
lants, similar social features, but il is
tackled on to the same social habit that
the inn developed. In this country those
habits were not formed by the saloon ox-
perience and the attempt to establish
the coffee house as a substitute for the
saloon necessarily lacks that social III
centive which exists in England The
coffee house here takes on the feature Of
the restaurant rather than either the
German beer garden or the English inn.
The Americans have never learned to 90
to these places for their leisureiy inter
course and amusements. GuutOn' S
MapaZiup
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Bakers Chocolate or Bakers Cocoa
examine the package you receive and
make sure hat it bears the well-known
trademark of the chocolate Girl. There
are many limitations of these choice
goods ON the market. A copy of Miss
Parloa's choice recipes VIII be senr
free to any housekeeper. Address
Walter Baker & Co. Ltd. Dorchester.
Mass
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
"WHAR Dew | CUM IN ?"



mighty lot er akn about farmers n thar rights
n the wonderful prosperity tibet CROWN invites
Thars heap of foolish begin ter shout
y holer the Tariff keep sugar out.
But notis the the beetproducin very few
An the farmers through the country it ter dew
The hull land amt araisn hees n amt gom' begin
Beet CROWNS right fer sum, guess but whar dew
A hansum price alow-but sum deceits
Beet sugar manufacturers admit they hev found
Tibet granylated" costs EN- sumhn like pound
In fact tibet leaves they greatly thrive
And-f kin be sold fer three w5 should EN- FIVE?
1t seems thets a game mighty skin
Buff thars any benedt-waal- whar
want o cash we're glad ter helm him ont
n wen stand all the taxes tibet needed, doubt
But when his pockebooks well lined he lacks.
EFT seems ter me his duty's repeal tibet sugar tax
Them fellers wot is interested to protect
The beetproducn farmer duty they collect,
But guess tibet explanation es Itle bit too thin
The sugar maker-hes all rightbutwhar cupainf
Take off raw sugar duty an the price will quickly fall
To everybodys benefit, fer sugars by
The poor will bless the Government placed REACH
en- millions of citizens sugar now beseech
The dealer II be delighed-less expenditure fer
More demand bigger present but si
An the farmer II be as well paid as he yet hes ben
But he'll buy his sugar cheaperthes whar he an III
Now, whars the o sugar tax to-day
When our reasurys abulgin an hev debts ter pay?
The duty on sugars Fifty million every year
An the peoples itthes very cear
Fifty million! Great Jerusha Ter magnaes too
why should they tax ALL the peopu ter help scattered FW7
And the FEW? Beesugar MAKERS! really ssn
Thus ter help an fill thar whar you
The farmer CROWN beets hes price years.
Free wouldn't hurt him an of fears
But mebbe like myself-hes also growing so
Ter preserve lt-at prolific sugar price,
The repeating Of the duty, surely the price
ThetH make mighty difference neghbor you'll
Let the sugar manyfacrer make such profits
Ter him it may seem right enun~ cum in?
An amt asOn ter swaler all arguments they
Thet the farmers
Common sense is plainly shown that the people
Want in future-au
lis tax no longer needed-hateu public
1aNlng millions OF our people TO enrich favored
They can't blind any yarns they spin
While they're busy maxim you in?
I'm agon ter keep hustln talkn pleadn
Amt no sense in lettn others privet
I'm agon ter write termorrer 10 my Congressman say
Tibet he ougher do his xiii
Feer farmers do
To repeal the tax but improve
Cheaper sugar helps pocket blessings
When threecent granylatcdhat's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Brooklyn. n. Y, Nov. sth.-After iuvesti-
eating Garfield Tea, which is quite uni
yersally acknowledged to be the best family
remedy, 1t is not difficult 10 explain Its sue
cess-IT is THE MEDICINE FOR GOOD
RESULTS! 1t is manufactured here by the
GARFIELD Tea Co. in their large and we'll
equipped laboratory, and II is made wholly
from simple. sweet and withal, health Civ
ing herbs. Garfield Tea is the original herb
cure for CONSTELLATION aud SICK headache
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children.

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home. in New YORK.
Cure Feverishness, Bad Stomach. Teeth
ing Disorders. move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms Over 80
900 testimonials. At all druggists, Zoe.
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen
S. Olmstead, Leroy, \. y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
SPINNING WHEEL.
coon TIMES ALL AROUND.

COOP TINES ALL AROUND.
stir OF GregoFy's raisin'
The merriest kind Of tune;
Roses ii December
Whisperin Of June.
When You think its winter,
with its skies Of gloom,
suddenly Il frosIflake
Meits into bloom'
Atlanta Constitution.
An here in LuZeanner,
Why. eyerything'S in bloom,
An even when its rainin'
us ponrin down perfume.
The birds are always Singin,
In sunshine an in rain,
An Luzeanner' raisin'-
Well everything and cane.
New orleans Times-Democrat.
An up here in Chicago,
Where culture fairly huns,
Society is sporrin'
It's big chrysanthemums
The gayest lot of people
YuN ever come across
We're putin in our evenin's
A-worshippin' the boss.
Chicago Tribune.
In Maryland we're happy
The nor west breeZes pipe;
The canyasback is blooming
And the terrapin is ripe.
Tie hardshell crab is tempting
The iaded appetite:
The oyster makes Us Joyous
The world is running right.
Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

boy had apparently forgotten all about
his lnterrogations of the night before.
Soon after breakfast ne disappeared and
every corner OF the house was searched
Tor him. As last resort somebody went
down 70 the barn. and, sure enough. there
was Stanley trotting around the milk
cans, leaning away over the sides and
looking down into the cans-looking for
God.-Baltimore Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
Automobile Fire Engines.

Paris now has automobile fire engines
which measure to 10 feet weigh 215
tons or, when fully equipped. G3S0
pounds. They start to work instantly
The pump delivers twenty gallons a min
Itp
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
ELY'S CREAM BALM is prepared

for the particular benefit of Sufferers
from nasal catarrh who are used to an
atomizer in spraying the diseased mem
branes. All the healing and soothing
properties of Cream Balm are retained in
the new preparation. 1t does not dry up
the secretions. Price including spray
ing tube, ~ cents. Al druggists or Ely
Brothers, 56 Warren street. New York,
will mail il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

The city of Manchester enjoys the
doubtful reputation Of having more pub
lie houses than any other municipality in
the United Kingdom.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

In connection with golf and its ex-
pensiyeness it is interesting to note that
Chicago has invested in grounds close
to $1,000 O00.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

PUTNAM FADELESS DYE pro
duces the fastest and brightest colors
of any known dive stuff.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Have used Pisos Cure for Consump-
ton nearly two years, and find nothing
to compare with it.-Mfs. Morgan Berke-
ley, Cal, Sept. =, 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Capt. Henry ]. Goldman. Fifth United
States cavalry, was succeeded as recruit
ing officer at Albany on Wednesday by
Capt. Curtin b. Hoppin of the Second
cavalry. These two officers arrived at
West Point the same day, in fact they
stepped off the same train, went through
the academy together, and were grad
nated from West Point on June -. 1871
Their. first experience at the military
school made an indeiible impression on
both Of them. Maj Synonds VINO is at
present in charge of the Barge Canal
commission work at Buffalo. was cadet
officer of the day on the day of their
arrival at West Point. The "plebs"
entered the cadet quarters unobserved
by Cadet SymondS. When he discovered
them he said to Mr.. Hoppin:
"How did you get in here-whats your
name"
In a tremulous voice Mr.. Hoppin re-
piled: "Hoppin. sir
Then hop out" rejoined Cadet Sy-
mcnds in the same tone of voice in which
he had asked the qucstion.-New York
Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teethln@; softeus tie gums, reduces IN
Illumination, allays pain. cures wind collie. IS
cents bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

The potato forms nearly II per cent.
Of the total food of the people ci this
country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Vast nickel deposits. the largest in
the world, have been located in southern
Oregon.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Many Minnesota farmers are holding
their potatoes for 81 per bushel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
NNhN EREExE no pEnrhs

When $500 buys good 70-acre improved Virginia
farm delightful climate, pure spring water,
splendid markets.
1870 acres close 90 Richmond. 90 600 population
S20U0-~and other bargains J. T. RICHMOND.
81 Ia Sale street, Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

No chance for disappointment If yen serve
Mrs. Austin's famous Pancakes, All gro
cprS sell II.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Coal is cheaper in China than any
where in the world.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
THE Family TREE.

A brand new family tree Gdorns
The home Of CroeSUs Pickles;
With tales Of titled ancestors
His fawning friends he tickles.
To all the world that tree proclaims
Descent from lord nd lady
BetwiXt the branches and the ground
OF course it's rather shady.
Josephine COan IN Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30
RuBBER INVESTMENT, INCOME FOR LIFE.

IT you want 10 invest few doltars "A month In
Il good company write to AMERICAN LUMBER
AND RUBBER co. 80 STATE STREET, BOS-
TON MASS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

He'd Been Backed. Horseman-"T hat
is a remarkably fine animal you are dr;v-
ing, madam" Lady-"Oh, | wouldn't
part with this horse for the world. He's
just as gentle as can be, and real fast.
too" Horseman-"So l should judge.
Has he ever been backed against any
noted trotters? Lady-"Well, | dom.
know, but it seems to me we back
against pretty much everything in tine
street every time l attempt to turn
around. New York Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Mike" said Mrs. Flanagan. looking
from the paper in her hand to her hus-
band, who had just signed the temper
seq thet alcohol do be a shure cure for
carbolic acid pizen, an if so be yez
haven't amy alcohol, thin twict as much
whisky will do jist as well" BE quick.
thin. Norah. me dear. an lay by a good
store O the stuff. Shure I'm thot des-
p'rit. there's no telIn' whin III be nadn'
the Pimidy. "-Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

A Photographer wonders where jim
Fisk got his fayorite expression when he
had ruined an enemy or overcome an
opponent; He has gone where the wood
bine twineth." The New York World
says it was simply his picturesque way
through Jim Fisk's native sta q The
woodbine twined around and climbed up
the tin spout leading TO the caves Of the
yeranda or porch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Manager-'Yes, there are a few va
eancies in my company. Have you been
Gu the stage long?''
Lady-"A bout ten years"
All. then you have had good deal
Mo | can't say that / have"
But you actedE"
80; there was never anything for me
All. l see. You have been in the COM
pany of Il great actress who wrote The
plays herself. New York Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

A big good-natured farmer was await
ing the suburban train accompanied by
handsome Gordon setter. Two sons
Of Britain stood near him. The dog
strayed away from his owner, who was
reading Il newspaper.
Hey" called the farmer. Come here.
Locksmith,' and the dog Immediately
ran to his feet
One of the Englishmen approached the
farmer.
May I ask" he said, what you called
that dog?"
"LockSmith" said the farmer.
And why. prav?"
Because every time l kick him he
makes a bolt for the door"
There was a general laugh in which
the Englishman joined.
when he returned to his companion
he remarked:
Most extraordinary name that man
over there calls his Jog"
WHAT! asked his friend.
''Locksmith," replied the first Briton.
"And why such name?'
Because, he says. every time he kicks
i'm he bolts for tne door. st. Louis
Republic
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

Col. Harry Du Va. the secretary Of
Senator Depew. has a new story. and
Leslie's Weekly repeats L. There is a
ticket-redemption bureau on the second
floor of the Grand Central depot. where
money is refunded for unused tickets. a
lady came to the man in charge OF the
elevator few days ago and said. "Win
you take me 20 the office OF The redeem
err" The elevator man replied that he
was sorry, but the elevatsr did not &c
that high.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

She-"You don't know what it is to
love" II don't eli? Haven't I been to
every play. read every popular novel in
the last six months, got into debt hope
lcssly. had my appendix removed and
all for your sake?"-Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

n foreign correspondent relates an
amusing little story from Palestine. Dur
ing her stay in Bethlehem she chose for
her domlclle a convent in the town.
where the sisters made a pretty good
living by receiving lady travellers and
giving them shelter and food. not of
the first quality. On the day of her ar
rival as she entered the dining room her
eyes We're attracted by a portrait of the
late Empress of Austria 1t was a copy
Of the well-known portrait representing
the imperial lady in full court dress,
crowned by the most marvellous head of
HAIR that ever was seen, and tue guest
looked aghast at the nun who accom-
panied her. The sister blushed, and
said: Yes, tht shoulders-you see.
madam. after her majesty visited us she
sent us her portrait from Vienna and
We were overwhelmed with Joy. Our
first thought was to hang it in our
chapel. But, then, that gay dressl Then
we decided to place it in our rafectory.
only we could not have constantly before
our eyes those bare shoulders We were
in sore embarrassment when our lady
superior came cleverly TO our rescue. She
took pair of scissors and a piece of
white paper and cut out, as you can see,
well-ttting guimpe, which she fixed on
the bare place by a few pins, so small
indeed that the holes they make in the
canvas are of no consequence at air.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1901-11-30

What did your sons course in that
Eastern college cost you, Mr.. Rocking
ham,"
About $11 900, as near as 1 can recol-
lect."
DO you think he got the worth of the
money!
'Ob, YES. He learned to say 'ah' for
r and his mother gets more than Sill
600 worth of enjoyment out of that alone
every time she hears him talk in COM
pany."-Chicago Times Herald.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1901-11-13
Epworth League Entertainment.

The Epworth League will present an
entertainment on the evenings OF Dec. 5
and 7 at the Armory. in connection
with their annual sale that includes the
very best artists the town affords. The
list of special attractions which will ap.
pear in this novelty entertainment is
given below:
c. H. Turner and Company in the laughing
New England sketch in one act entitled
Aunt Abbie."
Frank o. French, popular black face enter
tainer.
Imp rial Qua-tette in varied selections.
Y. NJ. c. a. Junior Boys IS in number, in
a comic Farmers Drill and acrobatic feats
under direction of c. S McGown.
Master Walter Carr, violin soloist.
John H, Moore and William Gill in a laugh
able musical sketch, introducing many diff
ferent instruments and comedy work.
Clarence Reach, recter in Yankee dialect.
Dramatzed Scene from Birds Christmas
Carol presented by Mrs E. N. Randall and
Company of nine children.
J. Wesley Batchelder, Cornet soloist
Miss Sarah Wright in a clever character
impersonation.
Miss Ethel Stiles, contralto soloist.
Dainty singing speciality by little girls
introducing the great song hit, "Stay in
your own backyard"
Special engagement. Ladies Military Col
ored Band, 16 pieces, in a varied concert pro-
gram each evening.
Miss Nellie Carr and Mrs. Peterson, piano
solUists.
New Novelties presented each evening.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1901-11-13
Dartmouth Notes.

A new debating union, open to the
three upper classes, has been formed. 1t
was deemed best for the Freshmen to
form one of their own.
The first cross-country run was held
Wednesday with about 20 competitors.
NJ. B. Perkins, 'O2, finished first, with
ampbel, 'O5, second. The Freshmen
won this run by scoring the fewest num-
Der of points, each one scoring as many
points as the number OF the places in
which be finishes. The score was:
Freshmen, 10; Sophomore, "a Seniors,
SO. The course was three miles.
A mass meeting of the college was held
Wednesday, November 6 President
Tucker spoke of the advance made this
year. He thought that considerable
progress bad been made in several direc-
tions, namely, in the general moral tone
and bearing of the college and in the
greater appreciation shown for intellec-
tual work.
Prof c. H. Morse gave very interest
ing exhibition OF stereopticon views
Thursday evening.
Jennings, 100, is coaching the Amherst
"Aggies' in foot ball.
Rev. 0. S. Davis, 80, of Newtonville,
Mass, who preached the baccalaureate
sermon to the graduating class of 80 at
St, Johnsbury Academy, occupied the
pulpit, Sunday.
Dartmouth won her eighth straight
victory Saturday from the U. V. NJ.
team, with twenty-five points to moth,
ing. The game was very ragged and
lifeless If Dartmouth had played as
well as in the other games this year she
would easily have run up more than
thirty points. Geo, Pierce played very
good game at right tackle for the
visitors.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1901-11-13
The Picture PLAY.

Albert Armstrong who appears at MI
sic Hall Friday night in the second en-
tertainment in the Star Course, needs no
introduction to St. Johnsbury audience
who readily recall with pleasure his pict-
ure play THE Little Minister" His new
picture play, The Sky Pilot" presents
the highest type OF entertainment before
the public today and the stirring scenes
OF the Canadian rockies are wildly por-
trayed. "The Sky Pilot" is full of vigor,
humor and pathos, and eighteen charac-
tiers appear during the evening. At the
close of Ralph Conner's story Mr.. Arm
strong will present brief sketch called
THE Same old Story" with original il
Illustrations from life. This will be a
pleasing and profitable entertainment
and tickets may be obtained either at
Blngham's drug store, or at Music Hall
Friday evening.
The Brooklyn, N, Y, Citizen in COM
menting upon Mr.. Armstrong; enter.
tainment says: "An extremely enjoyable
couple Of hours. He told his story
with a measure of quaint humor and an.
preciative pathos that was delightful and
affecting. Above all, he entered as heart.
lily into the mannerisms and the dialect
of his characters as if he had spent the
best part OF his life among them"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1901-11-13
School Notes.

The number of pupils enrolled in the
public schools has been steadily increas-
ing since September 9, and is now $50,
an increase of 60 over the enrolment
during the spring term. In the Union
School there are now 425 pupils, % more
than in the spring.
Miss Susan B. Hume, who had beeu
unable to continue her teaching for two
weeks, resumed her work on Monday
last.
The LIST, 2nd and Sd grade rooms of
the Union School have recently been
wired for electricity, thus completing
the Lighting Of all rooms in both build
iugs. The advantages of being able to
have sufficient light at all times for all
work, and OF rendering the school rooms
! CHEEKY and bright on dark days, can
hardly be over-estimated.
The Women's Relief Corps have offered
two prizes for the best essays of patri.
otto nature on the subjects of "William
Mckinley" open to all boys Of the pub
lie schools in the three upper grades, and
The History of the Flag" open to girls
of the same grades. The best ESSAYS are
to be read and prizes awarded on Nc.
Klnley's birthday, the latter part Of
| January,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1901-11-13
The Food Fair.

The food fair is still four weeks in the
future but arrangements are already
nearly completed and it promises to be
a much bigger affair than was dreamed
of when the idea was originated. The
entertainment features for the various
evenings will include: A moving picture
exhibition; The Liliputian MINISTRIES,
under Frank O. French Miss Marion
Wilson, The famous costume reader and
impersonator Of New York City; May
Parker ard her five little picannics
band concerts etc. The Magoon Decor.
ating Co. Of Boston have sent for the
measurements of Music Hall and rom
their descriptions of the decorations
which they will put up it is certain that
the hall will be the most deliberately de-
corated OF any time in its history. Be.
cause of the lively demand for booths the
association has been able to select the
leading exhibitions of the country. A
great deal of interest is being taken in
the fair and it is sure to be success.