Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-11-16

Clarence-Clara, if ~
new l1,s winter coat I'll bars ~ W
I p,p one s.n clara-oh, You to- S''
generous old boy, US'f
Yes Ives, my dear" said IL,
hubby; you may have m ,ae y
all alone, as you say, D m'd'&
sou to lift it out of the OUT oVe' se
Mrs. Guinnivoice-1
trouble with baby. I've ef oH,, b
him and he goes right off o nj
Fhaser-What a knoviDs WI" Ne
ton Transcript. chilli
AT the church door; a,,.
the wedding party% ask a.y J,
the usher. Only the r W. M
mind me-" replied the n S,0O~
tim,-Baltimore World. V''SIeH'
Minnick-Well, there v..
remarked about your wife fb wy
l saw her-she was updo ,1s as
spoken, Henpeck-You do p@.,ll
Observation-Disclosures Press "
Bridget, We're you ento,.,.
man in the kitchen last
"Will, mum, thot's FIR him
done me best wild tn m'teri,I,
mum. "-Philadelphia BulIeth
Showing John Bull Aroma.
what is this?" asked the vigi.'
is Wall street. 1t is tho ~.
brated of all our Americ.r
places. Our Dumb Animal,
A good thing: Consulting p,,I
DO you tnlnk the patient ca,
an operation? Family Doctm. \
stand it? Why, my dear Sir NJ
is a millionaire.-Town Tonic,
Mrs. Boerum hopelesslyD-v,..
[ can not make Willie mind Nj
rum (sternly)-William. do :,
mother wishes, or | will m9ko ,
and sit in the cOzy corner.-R.
Eagle.
The hero: "Who is the bpne
piece?" asked the man who va.
ing out of the theater. And thr
ger thoughtfully replied "Tb
who is putting up the money'-l
ington Star.
Mrs. Murphy Ito her husbon
edly)-Run, run for the doctor Ri
child has swallowed the halhar
gave him to play with. Mr. Nm
oh, keep your mind easy. Ra,
was a bad one, anyway.-TtB1
SIS this a fast train?" askelsp
ger, who was tired of sittings,
ton at which the train was nd
posed to stop. "Of course it'll
the guards reply. q thoughtaF
you mind my getting out tossed
is fast to-"
Anastasia-Didn't | bury Mik4j
I bury Tim, didn't l bury jams
Jack $50 l think, William, it nd
wiser for me not to marry again.
liam-Chance me, AnastaSia, lal
knows but the tables may bed
this time.-Ex.
Lizzie, does yo' hab dat jOytda
in yo' bones OATS always de ford
of 'possum for dinner" I'm 4
believes we's gWine ter have d
till | hab dat joyful feelin' ilnI1
ach which is de after-runnerd1
had him."-Life.
He lived untimely: 81 hR1
thought of what an unfOrtunaa7
Jonah was" Flows that" 'l
he had turned that whale trick
twentieth century, he'd have 4
every soap advertisement in tl'7
ed world" -Denver Times,
1T used to be my ambition u
bushes sman, ito accumuIateaAI
and then retire" well, anSVa|
friend, haven't you realizedH
I've got the money, but donia
tire. I've got to stay awake n:.
day to keep somebody from y
away from me" -WashingtolNl
"Some Of those foreign dlSlH
dinner menu were a puzzIe lUIS
fded the First Seasick-PaSSVl5a
Second Seasick-PassengeE
stood conveniently near the I'l
zles?" asked the Second osD
senger; 81 guess they were, pa
them all up long ago. 30
American.
81 really don't know "D~ a.
said the vivacious woman :.
difficult to please the WORM
is the difficulty asked nF-
M
people are so unreaSonaos, \
comments. If you tell all yo'.
saw YOU. are a gossip, and IT,
they say you are stupid 'D'
place. "-Wasbington STAR
where was the battle Of
fought" asked the teac a.. "a,
replied the wise youth b. =. AN, ND /
near Santiago, Cuba .1Jde
was it endedf" 1T iSn e snl'r /
it is expected that the np, h. d
place and the final victory y u n
ed at Washington D. ~ On ID