The Iola register., 1901-06-21
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

The Horton shops turned out 46 new
freight cars for the Rock Island last
week.
Apple King Wellhouse promises
Kansas the biggest apple crop this
year she has ever had.
A man in Greeley county recently |
a pair of antelopes which he
has been offered S25 for.
Atchison Champions: This is our
idea Of good luck; A Wichita mans
wife's brother lives in Buffalo, where
he runs a hotel.
The Gazette says that one Emporia
girl has for her motto: Don't worry
about today for tomorrow will prob
ably be a lot worse"
Hutchinson is the latest town to
break into prominence with girl who
tried to kill herself because her lover
didn't love her any more.
Wichita Eagle: The local freight
agents are having a meeting on top
Of Pixies Peak. Their rates are as
high as their celebration.
just to even up for the Lawrence
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operations of an Albina germ, an
Ottawa man is turning black.
Several ambitious Kansas towns
that are fond of their Woodmen lodges
are worrying over the recent decision
of that order to avoid Large cities"
1t is not surprising to learn that
when Miss Sheet2 returned to her home
in Lacrosse after visiting out west
she promptly laid herself on the bed.
The prediction Of Professor Cottrell
OF the Agricultural College that n
beef famine is coming is not causing
much worry among the Kansas
farmers.
An Ottawa man named Shady Bow
ers will marry soon. That's one case
where shady bowers will probably be
in the same demand in married life as
in courtship.
Mrs. Utterback is enjoying visit
from her father, Mr.. Blacklege, at
Caney. It's a wonder the cattlemen
would permit Blacklege TO come into
their country.
] The Hiawatha World tells people
/ who have fractions horses to turn them
over to the rural mail route riders
and that in three days "a little child
can lead them"
The Wichita Eagle thinks that the
reason Flag Day was not more gener-
ally observed is because the Populists
were afraid it was some deep laid
scheme of Mark Hanna.
Judge Hooks decision that Indians
are not full citizens will be taken with
some allowance by any one who has
been around reservation when the
government was paying oil.
Kansas has had some peculiar sui
cides but the well to 10 Atchisor
county farmer who killed himself be-
cause he couldn't get hands to. harvest
his wheat crop tops the list.
"a Noble outcast," has just been
presented for the third time at Blue
Rapids and the people who have seer
the old boy truly hope he may win O
home there and stay located.
The Herald says the dogs should bC
kept out of Forest Park during the
assembly for the squirrels sake. AnC
those who have tented there will say
for the peoples sake also.
For stealing three sacks OF -four 1
Rush county man got II sentence o
300 days in the county Jail. Yet
Joint keeper grunts because he gets 81
days for stealing mans brains.
A Maryville merchant advertise'
that he is going out of business ane
says his trade mark is "Providance.
Believing in his good faith the publ,
will doubtless overlook the bad spell
ing.
Its a mighty poor exchange JUS
now that can't scare up at least on
local about parent returning from
college commencement where font
son or daughter has just graduate'
with high honors."
Phil Knowlton who used to run tn
Newton Kansan, but gained trus
ideas after moving to Cripple Creek
Colorado, where he was sued by ;
woman for stealing her affection, is a
the head of an oil company in Texas
Luster, the man who with draw
revolver played the knight Protec
tori act for Mrs. Nation in Topek
last winter, must stand trial for per
jury in Usage City this week. He ha
been spotter there in the whiske
cases.
The railroads have made it easy 70
> the farmers to get harvest hands an
now the Rock Island is going to hav
to take the construction gangs of it
extensions or "call" the farmers al
Turing offer of two dollars a day ant
board.
A Parsons woman found a swarm c
unwelcome bees in her yard the othe
day and sent word to Judge Burnett
to come after them. The Judge 60
them, stings and all, but the Sun say
he has been stung politically so ofte
, he didn't mind it.
The Burlington Republican say
, the Ottawa Heralds picture of the Oh
tawa University graduates CLOCKS a
il they were spattered from shot gu
upon background that at first locke
like the side of a hay stack, but upo
, closer inspection proved to be th