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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1901-02-09
Anmorans department.
IRISH FUN.

The quaint repartee and whimsical
humor of an Irish witness gives flip
of excitement to the dullest court room
Quite recently a woman asked for a
warrant against man for using abus-
i've language in the street.
What did he say?" asked the magis-
trate.
He wint foreninst the whole world
at the corner of Capel street and called
me, yes, he did, yer wuship, an ould en-
communicated gasometer."
HE called me out of me name," said
a witness in a case Of assault.
The judge, trying to preserve the rel
evancy of the witness testimony, said:
That's a civil action, my good wo-
man."
The witness eyes flashed fire as she
looked up at the judge and retorted:
"Musha, then, if you call that a civil
action, tits bad bla'gard ye must be
yerself!'
A witness was once asked the amount
of his gross income.
"Me gross income, is it?" he answer
ed. "Sure, an ye know I've no gross
income. I'm a fisherman and my in
come is all net
mo, man." said a wealthy but rather
weak-minded barrister, should be ad-
mitted to the bar who has not an inde-
pendent landed property"
MAY ask, sir" said a witty and
eminent Irish lawyer, chow many acres
make a wiSeacre?"
The element of the unexpected which
characterizes Irish fun crops out In
other places besides the court room. 1t
may be an old story, but it is perennial
as it's subject, of the priest who preach
ed a sermon on Grace" "An', me
brethren" he said in conclusion, If
We have wan spark av heavenly grace
wather it, wather it continually"
Another priest who had delivered
what seemed to him an excellent and
striking sermon, was anxious to ascer-
tain it's effect on his flock. WAS the
sermon today to y'r liking. Pat?" he
inquired Of one of them.
'Troth, y'r reverence, it was a grand
sermon entirely" said Pat, with such
genuine admiration that his reverence
felt moved to investigate further.
"Was there any one part of it more
than another that seemed to take hold
of ye?" he inquired.
"Well, now, as ye are for AKIN me-
begorra, I'll tell ye. What TUX hoult
av me most was y'r riverence's perse-
verance-the way ye wint over the
same thing agin and agin and agin."-
Green Bag.
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Black Cat or the Peoples Home Jour-
nal.
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some special article not mentioned in
the above list-fxing specified num-
ber of names for the premium desired.
Any article mentioned in previous
premium lists will be given upon the
same terms.
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each, will be considered the equivalent of one
yearly subscriber at Sl.75 and so counted. A
subscription paid for two or more years In ad-
vance at Sl.75, will be counted as one name Tor
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LOOKED THE WRONG WAY.-Investor:
What do you mean by falsely repre-
senting the property? The notice stat
ed that there was view of so miles,
and l couldn't see so yards?"
Agent-No deception at all, sir.
Which way did you look?"
Investor-Why l looked all around
me, and I could not see out Of the val
ley"
We'll. mister" returned the agent,
yer didn't look right. If yer had thar
would er bin no trouble. 1 reckon yer
can see moren't so miles up. l tell yer,
mister" he added, as the investor
walked off. I'VE don't misrepresent the
facks down here.'-London Spare Mo-
mentS.
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Watch; or $500 worth of FURNITURE
from w. B. Moore & Co.'s.
FOR so and LESS THAN 60
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Colt Repeating Rifle; an Elgin Watch;
or a Cooking Stove.
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Lantern, February 5: The Methodists
of Chester are glad; they have right
to be glad: and their Christian friends
all obligations incurred on account Of
building new church. They borrowed
some $4,000 perhaps from the church
extension fund at four per cent, to be
paid in semi-annual installments of
$500 or $400 each. They arranged a
kind of building and loan plan to raise
these installmentS, and the ladies COL
lected these dues. Though they were
quite successful and they had two or
three years yet to pay the loan, they
feared that the collections might be-
come drag-in fact they were getting
somewhat tired of the business. So
they just told the men what was to
pay. The men found that this was no
slang, but a literal and earnest propo-
sition, and at it they went, with the
ladies' help. That settled it. Treasurer
Childs sent off the check Saturday
evening for the whole amount. Now
lnete is HO lHole Interest, lo liloIe III
stallments, because there is no more
debt: and the building and loan asso-
citation of the Chester Methodist
church, having forced it's stock to ma
turity before it's time, has gone out Of
business in fine shape. Rev. and
Mrs. L. c.. Hinton, now numbered
among the old people of the county,
will celebrate their golden wedding on
May 1st. We do not know what
amount of eclat will attend the affair;
we do not think any program has been
arranged. One thing is certain; the
anniversary will come and pass, wheth-
er there be much observation or not.
These two good old people were each
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from the accident. Quite an enjoy
able dinner was given by Dr. and Mrs.
E. w. Pressly on last Friday. Those
present were Mrs. Traywick. Mr.. and
Mrs. w. P. Smith, Misses Alice Ross,
and Pansy Traywick, Prof. Paul Press
turkey was one of the many good
things that were enjoyed by the guests.
...... Measles are still raging here. In
family of nine on the factory hill,
seven are down with it. including the
mother, which of course makes trouble
some times in that family. Married,
on January 31st, by Mr. F. E. Clinton,
notary public, Mr.. Glenn Collins and
Miss Sallie Herndon, both of Cleveland
county, N. C.......Mr. John M. Smith
went up to Gastonia on Monday. Mr..
r. Hope Brison is now at work in the
store of Mr.. J. J. Smith,. Miss Jen-
ME Stacy, of Rockingham, N. c., is
now visiting at Mr.. j. L. Stacy's s.......
Messrs. Will Stevenson and Harry
Neill attended soiree at All Healing
last Monday night. Mr.. ]. l.. Mat
thews left last Monday for StatesVllle,
where he is going to do some insurance
work. . Mr.. Ed FalriS and Miss Iona
Farris, of Indiahook, S. c., are visiting
at Mr. T. ]. Bradford'S, about two miles
from town.. Mr.. ]. A. CAN'T, who
has been working in the cotton mill
here, left last week for a trip to Okla
homa with a view to moving his family
to that country. Mr.. Jasper II. Adams,
who lives about miles form town and
who has been in bad health for a long
time, was here this week for the first
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
A Singular
Accident Happens in Clifton.

A most unusual accident happened at
the gas engine power house Monday
! last in Clifton, which came near causing
the death of H. Finney, an assistant en-
gineer. The Era says that Mr.. Finney
was ii htening nut on a dead engine
when the wrench slipped off and he fell
into the front end of the pit in which
the large drive wheel revolves. The
The atmospheric pressure in the pit,
caused by the rapid revolution Of the
wheel, carried him under the wheel and
threw him out hnto the floor of the en-
gine room. The boys in the power
house all thonght he was dead, but
when they picked him up he showed
signs Of life, and as soon as respiration
could be resumed he seemed to be all
right, with the exception OF being badly
bruised up all over. 1t is miracle how
such an accident could happen without
causing instant death. The young man
realizes that he was in the biggest kind
of luck. He has been laying off ever
since the accident, nursing his bruises,
but will s3on be at work again.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
The Relocating
Of lining Claims.

Where the locator of claim allows
his title 10 lapse by reason oil non-per-
iormauce OF assessment work and the
claim is taken MP by another, all inn
provemeHts made thereon aud upon the
claim at the time the second locator has
perfected his location become the prop
erty Of the second locator-any state
laws to the contrary notwithstanding.
The Mining and Scientific Press says
that the original locator has the right to
remove any and all improvements while
the claim 10 still in his possession, but
loees this right when his successor has
taken up the forfeited location and per-
fected his location OF the claim. Fix
tures, including such improvements as
engines, boilers, hoists, mill or any
other things of this character annexed
TO the soiI for mining, become part Of
the freehold, and as such pass to the re-
locator.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Placed the Crown
Upon his Own Head.

KoRSIosRgRo, Prussia, Jan. l9.-The
city was filled yesterday with grand
pageant on the 10Th anniversary Of the
coronation Of the great Elector of the
Brandenberg as the first king OF Prussia
Emperor William placed the crown Of
the King of Prussia on his own head,
and also crowned the Empress Queen
while she kaeit before him House
rents went mp as they did when the
Emperor's grandfather Was crowned
nearly I. rty years ago, the town being
full OF titled personages, all Of whom re-
quired the moet extensive accomoda-
tions. The ceremony was very pictures
Que, interesting and magnificent. coro'
nations are rare In these days, the
rulers Of Belgium, Italy, Mnnieh, Baya.
ria, Wurtemberg, saxony. Spain. Portu-
gal and Greece never having been
crowned.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
The Late News
Of Bisbee.

From the Bisbee correspondent OF the
Tombstone Prospector we CLEAN the fol-
lowing happenings in the big, copper
camp:
A. R. McLeon, formerly credit clerk
in the Copper Queen store, ia expected
back from Dawson City, Alaska, within
a few days, and viii resume his duties
in the Copper Queen store, taking
charge Of the chief invoice clerk desk.
Nine hoboes we're arrested by Con-
stable Doyle and eleven by Constable
Kuntz within the past "a hours. Bisbee
bastile is not half large enough to hold
the many weary Wiliies that attempt to
make this their winter quarters.
Gwne Morris, miner, aged 80 died
at the company hospital last night and
the funeral took place from the under
taking parlors OF b. r. Graham & Co.,
quite large number Of his fellow work
ers attending.
The Stag club was In great danger of
losing it's charm over its many members
by what promised 10 be wholesale con-
fagration this morning. A fire started
in the kitchen while the negro man cook
was away, and but for the quick action
and thoughtfulness OF MIR. D. Ford
Jones, the stage building and the whole
west side would now be in ashes. MIR.
Jones was the first to discover the blaze,
and he ran into the cooks room and
grabbed an armfu1 Of bed clothing and
smothered the flames. Mr.. Jones was
quite severely burned before the flames
were put out, but he is around and re-
cciving the msuy congratulations Of his
friends.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Murder in
the Second Degree.

NEW York, Jan 19.-Walter c. Nc
Alister, Andrew j. Campbell and Will
liam Death, three of the four persons
indicted for the murder OF Jennie Bos-
schieter, mill girl of Patterson, n. j.,
who was murdered on the night of Oct
ober IS, were lastnight adjudged guilty
OF murder in the second degree. Ac-
eording to New Jersey law the max
imum penalty for the prisoners is thirty
years. The jury took fifteen ballots
and after summoniDg Judge Dixon and
the prisoners filed into the court room.
They appeared very nervous. When
the verdict was announced the prison
ers evineed neither elation nor relief.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Snake Bend
Indians Are 0ut.

ST. Louis, Jan. ia. special to the
Republican from Eufalia, Indian terri
tory, says:
deputy Marshal Grant Johnson has
brought news that the disaffectsd Creek
Indians, known as "Snake Bend" are
up in arms and are raiding the country,
Winchesters in hand, whipping and
maltreating peaceful Indians. These
Indians are full-blooded, ignorant and
stubborn. They are anti-treaty party
and say they will make no treaty. and
will not allow any Creek council to
ratify one. Soldiers may be necessary
to put them down and there ia wide
spread alarm here as to what they win
do next.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
TO end TONIGHT.
The Haling Investigation Is
Rapidly Drawing to
a Close.
CADET BUNKER'S
REPERTOIRE.
he Denies That he Forced Cadet
Dillon to Take a Teaspoonful Of
Tabasco Sauce. He Describes
His Part in the Hazing Proceed.
ings.

WEST PotNT, N. Y, Jan. l9.-The
house committee investigating the haz
ing Of cadets expects 10 complete its
labors by midnight tonight. The prin-
cipal witness today was Cadet Paul
Bunker, OF Massachusetts, whom Cadet
Dillon yesterday accused OF forcing him
TO swallow half teaspoonfnl OF Tobasco
sauce. Bunker asserted that he never
remembered forcing any cadet to take so
much, and his hazing repertoire was
rather limited, as he confined himself to
bracing, making men sing out wash lists
to popular airs, ride broomsticks, stand
on their heads, and charge sparrows
with fixed bayopets.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Services of
the 4. 0. U. W.

Last night at its hall we're held the an
nual memorial services OF the A. O, q.
w, lodge No /. Fitting ceremony was car
ried out to show the respect and feeling
of the lodge for the memories OF the
past, the departed brothers and the mis-
fortunes and edversities OF the living.
There was an excellent program rem
dsrsd waissss tbs best local talent helped
to make an entertainment Of more than
usual enjoyment. The rooms Of the
lodge were crowded with the invited
guests and the members OF the lodge.
All who attended were thoroughly en-
tertained, as each member OF the order
did all in his power 70 make the event
q memorable one.
The services opened with the reading
OF the memorial proclamation by re-
corder Gust A. HoH. This was followed
By an opening ode, Nearer My God TO
Thee" r. A. Odermatt the master
workman delievered an address In which
he reviewed the past, its deprivations
and its successes, its losses and achieve
ments. Past Master Workman E. j.
Trippel offered prayer, and then the roll
was called. A memorial oration was
delivered by w. r. Cooper, and there
was . closing ode Of Rock Of Ages, :"
which completed the memorial exer.
cises,
There was then presented program
OF entertainment which embraced some
excellent numbers. W. A. johnson, a
young man who plays the piano and
yiolin with depth OF feeling which few
are able to give 10 their productions,
gave q selection from the Beggar Stu
dent. There was delightful recitation
by Miss Jessie Pickett, and piano duet
By Miss Elsie Eiewert and Tessie Oder.
matt. Miss Jessie Hughes sang and
won the approval Of the audience.
There vas an instrumental selection By
Misses Pearl, Florence and Clara Hon
operate selections upon the mandolin
and guitar by Misses Edith and Florencs
Cowan, 4 violin seiection by Master
Warren Grossetta, and the overture wal
rendered BY Miss Elsie siewert.
After the entertainment the guests 81,
down TO refreshments which were serset
by the members Of the order. The oc
casion wili Be- remembered 40 one Of un
| usual enjoyment and pleasure.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
A london Triumph.

March 8, last year, Lenora Jackson
had the distinguished honor of being
the soloist of the London Philharmonic.
the second oldest orchestral society in
the world. The organization is now in
its eighty-eighth year, and Miss Jackson
ia the first American yiolinist who has
ever appeared ut those famous concerts.
The directors engaged q brilliant galaxy
OF great pianists that season, among
them Paderewaki, Roeenthal and Sapel-
nikoff; fhere were two violin soloists,
the eminent master Joseph Joachim,
and Lenora Jackson, his pupil. Her
success was emphatic. On March 9 she
was the happy recipient OF the follow
ing communication from francesca Ber-
ger, the honorable secretary Of the Lon
don Philharmonic
8 YoRK ST., PoRyMAN SauARE,
LosDoN, MARCH 3, 1899.
DRAR MISS JAcKsoN--In the name OF
the directors | wish to thank you for
your highly artistic performance at cur
concert last evening. No first appear
ance could possibly have been a greater
success, and it affords US special gratifi-
cation that our audience was so quick to
perceive the merits OF your interpreta,
ton.
We heartily congratulate you on your
latest triumph, and beg to offer you
my personal fluctuations on your Phil.
harmonic debut.
With kind regards and all good wishes
for brilliant career so happily begun
/ am, Very faithfully yours,
FRANCESCA BERGER,
HONORABLE SECRETARY.
To Miss Lenora Jackson.
The famous violinist, supported by
Miss Josephine Elburne, brilliant
prima dona soprano, and by Mr.. Selder
Pratt, one OF the great concert pianists
may be secured in Tucson on the even
ing OF February on account OF los
night in travelling west to the coas
cities, If a sufficiently large subscription
sale OF seats can be made in advance (,
indicate that her reception here woult
be worthy OF one of the worlds creates
artists and also worthy OF the musica
| interests of Tucson.
rSV Al.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Beat out Of an Inersase Of His Pension

A Mexican war veteran and promi.
nent editor writes: Seeing the adveF-
tisement of Chamberlain's Cholie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, am
reminded that as soldier in Mexico in
~ and '4S, contracted Mexican diar-
rhoe and this remedy has kept me from
getting an increase in my peneioB, for
on every renewal dose OF il restores
me-" 1t lie unequaied as a quick cure
for diarrhoea and is pleasant and safe to
take. Fol sale by George Martin, drug
gist.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
The Mothers Favorite.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the
mothers fayorite. 1t is pleasant and
safe for children to take and always
cures. 1t is intended especially for
coughs. colds, Group, and whooping
cough, and is the best medicine made
for these diseases. There is not the
least danger in giving it to children for
it contains no opium or other injurious
drug and may be given as confidently to
a babe as to an adult. For sale by
George Martin, druggist,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
An Opinion
Was Rendered.

WAsHINGroN, Jan. 19.--At the request
OF the secretary of the treasury, Attor-
ney-General Griggs has rendered an
opinion that Chinese born or natnralized
In Hawaii previous to annexation re-
mained citizens after annexation and do
not lose their rights as such.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
GO TO the Breaker for Oysters.
3saE
A Prominent Chicago Woman SPEAKS.

Prof. Roxa Tyler, OF Chicago, vice
president Illinois Woman's Alliance, in
speaking OF Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy, says: / suffered with severe cold
this winter which threatened TO run
into pneumonia. / tried different rem
.sdies but | seemed to grow worse and
the medicine upset my stomach. A
friend advised me to try Chamberlain g
Cough Remedy aud | found it was
pleasant to take and it relieved me at
once. am. now entirely recovered,
saved doctors bill, time and suffering,
ana will never be without this splen-
did medicine again." For sale by
George Martin, druggist.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
The Senate
Wants to Know.

WasHISaToS, Jan. la.--The senate to-
day adopted q resolution calling on the
secretary Of war for copies of the re-
ports Of General Macarthur and other
officers on educational work in the
Philippines. The rest Of the day was de-
voted tosseulogies upon the late senator
Gear OF Iowa.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19

THE NEATEsT job printing is done
at The Citizen office. The job printing
department is equipped with new type,
new presses, and all work executed is
strictly first class. Bill heads, state
ments, letter heads. note heads, book
work of every description printed with
accuracy and dispatch. The work is the
best and the prices are not high.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
Wool Growers J.
Are in Session.

sAIr LAKE, Jan. l9.--The National
Woolgrowers' convention was called to
order at 10 o'clock this morning in the
Assembly hall. Three hundred dele-
gates were present. Acting President
Frank Bennett Of Boston delivered an
address after which committees were
appointed.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-01-19
DRlPS.

SARATOGA DRlpS. "once used al.
ways I" Long Syrup Refining Co.'s SARA
toga Brand Sugar Drips." The purest ofali
table syrups. Accept no substitutes.
Sample to be had for the asking. At
your grocer's- Long Syrup Refining Co.,
San Francisco.