The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-09-26
STOOD Death Off.

stood Death Off.
E. B. Munday, a lawyer Of Henrietta,
Tex, once fooled a grave-digger He sa q:
My brother was very low with malarial
| fever and jaundice. / persuaded him to try
Electric Bitters, and he was soon much
better, but continued their use until he was
wholly cured. am sure Electric Bitters
saved his life. This remedy expels malaria,
kills disease germs and purifes the blood;
aids digestion, regulates liver, kidneys and
bowels, cures consultation. dyspepsia, ner-
vous diseases, kidney troubles, female COM
plants; gives perfect health. Only soc
at Fiesler & McNeice's drug store.
The Silliest Birds.
Dodo Is the Portuguese name for
simpleton. and 1t Is given to the silliest
bird that ever lived. Three hundred
years ago. when the Portuguese first
visited the island Of Mauritius, they
found a large number Of these birds.
They were about the size Of large
swan. blackish gray In color and hav-
ing only bunch Of feathers in place
Of a tail and little. useless wings.
More stupid and foolish birds could
not be imagined. They ran about max.
ing silly. kissing noise like goose
and the sailors easily knocked them
over with their paddles. They couldn't
fly. they couldn't swim. they couldn't
run at any great speed, and. as for
fighting. they were the greatest COW.
ards in the world. They were much
too stupid to build a nest. and so they
dropped an egg and went off to let it
hatch as best 1t could.
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Have you sense Of fullness in the region
Of your stomach after eating? If SO you
will be benefited by using Chamberlin's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They also cure
belching and sour stomach. They regulate
the bowels too. Price, IS cents Sold by
Hanson & Emerson,
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Considerable quantities of opal are
found in Queensland and New South
Wales. In the latter state the COM
morer kinds are found in many locali-
ties, especially in the neighborhood Of
Orange, but they possess little or no
commercial value.
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Working Night ana Day.
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. These pills change weakness into
strength. listlessness into energy, brain-fag
int, mental power. They're wonderful in
building up the health. Only 25c. per box
Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
English magazine writer's are raising
a cry more like howl against British
railway managers for clinging to little
engines, little cars and small loads as
against American immense engines,
cars and loads, In consequence Of
which freights are four times higher
than here.
Last week went about,
Full of trouble and of doubt.
Now I'm smiling and dancing with delight,
had some Rocky Mountain Tea last night
--Hanssn 4 Emerson.
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Sid Darling, 1912 Howard st. Port Huron,
Mich, writes: I have tried many pills and
laxatives but DeWitt's Little Early Pisers
are far the best pills l have ever used.
They never grippe. Hanson & Emerson.
1al !.
Eight hundred residents in South
London have joined tenants protec-
ton league, started few days ago, ito
enable weekly tenants to combine Tor
self protection against the extortionate
and Illegal demands Of landlords and
rate collectors and for provision OF the
necessary legal assistance"
Cured of Chronic Diarraoea After
Thirty Years Of Suffering.
I suffered for thirty years with diarraoea
and thought I was past being cured, says
John S. Holloway, of French Camp, Miss.
1 had spent SO much time and money and
suffered SO much that had given up all
hopes Of recovery. Twas SO feeble from the
effects of the diarrhoea that could do no
kind Of labor, could not even travel, but by
accident was permitted ofnd a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrkOea
Remedy, and after taking several bottles I
am entirely cured OF that trouble. am
SO pleased with the result that am anxious
that it be in the reach of all who suffer as l
have. For sale by Hanson and Emerson.
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A manuscript Bible OF about the year
1410 was sold in London at auction for
1.200 guineas-
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BraIn-Food Nonsense.
Another rid culous food fsd has been
branded by the most competent authorities.
They have dispe,Ied the silly notion that