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Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Washington, April 2i. The president
has pardoned Joseph \. Wolfsohn, who
was convicted in 1896 of being in eollu-
sion with the bookkceper of the Union Ma.
uonal bank of New Orleans in the embez-
Element Of S6ioN0 OF the fands Of the
bank, and who was sentenced to eight
years imprisonment.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Montreal, April 24.-The St. awnn
is to be spanned by third bridge opp
site this city. The New York Central hi
obtained controlling interest in the No
treal Bridge company, and the announc
ment is made that the work of constrl
ton will be begun at once. The estimai,
cost of the bridge is $6,0OO,0OO and 4
terminals will cost "a 900, 900 more.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Colonel Cornelius Gardiner. WIN !"
to be governor of the province OF ~
bayas, in southern Luzon, is ha1,..
of Michigan and was graduated ns.,
West Point in 1878. As a lieuteha =.
he fought the Arapahoes ana :,
northern Cheyennes in Nebraska -, ~.
Kansas before the battle OF Repu~,
can river, at which Colonel Lewis y
killed.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

There a-e many kinds Of work upon
tAs farm which. II performed by hand
labor. require much strength. aud
which can b. done equally well when
Ne machines are driven by other pow.
-. The grinding Ut grain has passed
cut q hand labor long ago. bu, the cut.
uag O fodder. saving wood. pumping
wstse anc running of churn and sepa-
sster are yet done on many farms by
oaia strength Of hand labor. The
eess1 sagiss run By gasoline or other
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
VIII Go Back tn Jnil.

Wichita, Kan, April 24.-AIrs. Carr
Nation, Mrs. Lucy White, Mrs. Julia b
ans and Mrs. Linda Muntz, the 70,
women who smashed two saloons he
some months ago, have decided to reje
all bail and go to Jail.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Washington, April 24.-General MacAr.
thur has Informed the war department
that the transport Sheridan sailed April %,
via Nagasa&i, With Generals John G. Bates
and Fred d. Grant. 66 officers and 1923 en-.
listed men OF the Forty and Forty
sixth infantry. Also that the transport
kentucky arrived there Monday.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

fuel. the windmill and the tread power
are nil in use for doing such work. and
each has Its advocates Can any one
decide which VII! do tie most work at
the ieas, cost. or the amount that II
will be profitable 10 employ either for?
Or must we wait until electricity be-
comes cheaper motive power than
either l-Exchange
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

The perfumers of Rome lived In a
special quarter set apart for their use.
and whole streets were filled with their
shops. which were lounging places for
wealthy young mobiles.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
BANK OFFICIALS WERE SHORT
BOTH COMMITTED SUICIDE
Occurred at Vancouver. Wash.-bOth
Had Confessed-Sante Pistol Did
the WOrk-IBoJics Lay Together
Nenr the Guy.
Bank Failed.

Vancouver, Wash, April 2l-l'his city
WITS thrown into IA fever of excitement BY
the failure OF the FIRST National bank. Inc
following notice was posted on The 'front.'
door Of the bank at the beginning OF bank
ing hours Saturday morning:
"rhi, bank is closed and in the hands OF
the controller OF the currency
-. W. MAXWELL, Bank Examiner
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

-. Mars's ". Va, April 2S.--A terrific
natural gas explosion occurred in the Com.
mereial hotel, resulting in the death of
four persons. The entire building. a large
frame one. was instantly mass of flames
and was entirely destroyed.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
-Four Children Killed by Tramps

Charities, France, April 23.-This tow
has been Mortified by the brutal murder o
five children and the attempted murder O
their father, a farmer named Briere, resid
ing in the neighborhood of Charities
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
Smallpox Among Alaska Indians.

Port Townsent, Wash, April 23.-IS
smallpox epidemic bids fair to become gc
eral among the Indians of southeastern
Alaska
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
TOIstOi Has Been Expelled,

London, April PA special dispatcl
from Vienna says the car has signed tn
decree eNpelling Leo Tolstdi from Russia
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
r.ea,ux Halter s,r ra-,,,

In packing butter for family use
work into rolls. lay In large stouc lar.
cover with brine strong enough 10 fioat
an egg. put u level tcaspoonful ~ salt.
peter and a pound OF white sugar TO
each two gallons Of brine: then put a
weight ON butter To keep Il under brine.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

The French forest Inspector at La
mur has found way Of making wood
by means of dry dIsIlllatiou ard high
pressure lmpcrStons to water and acids
and a perfect electrical non conductor.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

In the United States the pubic p ays
schools in 1899 graduated 2o,Sit
and S6.l2i girls. In 1898 the Nn S,ir
number of boys in attendance at ps ssa
high schools was 1879, 1877; of girls, .'''
412
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

II cannot b. too often repeated that
II Is not helps. but obstacles, no, raetli.
ties, but difficulties that make men.-
w. Mathews.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Eight teeth suffice the elephant for
munching purposes. The giant ami
mortal.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Straw Is put to strange uses in Jap
an. Most Of the horses are shod with
It. Even the clumsiest Of cart horses
wear straw shoes.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26
toop voa YOUNG POULTRY srocx.

when not In use they last long time
and repay Tor their cost many times
over. When the chicks are older.
utilize dry goods boxes cut down to
about the same shape. only | make u
hood Of about the lower Is inches only.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Only three weeks are required "
velop a perfect mosquito from the %
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

Men marry women who resemois, ,se
bestos; then wall, anon, a loveiess
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1901-04-26

According to the teachings OF q.
one rabbi. Eve was blonde.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

tive purposes (e. e., the formulation Of
the periods of resD; second, by inquir-
ing into Industrial efficiency as far as
1t is affected by labor laws (e. g., short
ening the hours of labor) third, by es-
tablishing n statistical standard meas
ure for the degree In which social poll
ties makes itself felt in each country.
The international labor office will be
able. by means of its correspondents,
TO form an opinion in regard to ques-
tions of judicial, hygienic and tech
meal Importance which arise in legis-
latlng about labor. Committees con-
sisting of manufacturers. workingmen
and economic experts will be convoked
by each section and will report to the
office on questions of industrial eff
cheney. The director of the office will
request the inspectors of factories and
directors of labor departments to give
Information on these points. If these
documents should not be considered
sufficient, international statistical In
yestigations will be set on foot. The
whole material will be compiled for
the congress by the director of the
office
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
AlTRUISM IN FACTORIES.
Give Labor Fair Wages and IL Can
Get Along without Charity.

The wage scale having been fairly
adjusted, the employer need not worry
himself about what altruistic measures
he will adopt for the benefit of his EN-
ployees. Once the interest of the latter
in the success of the enterprise be-
comes established, suggestions regard
ing methods which will be to the COM
mon interest of employer and employee
will come fast enough from the men.
Conveniences which good men need to
do their work well and keep them in
prime condition, mentally and physical
ly, are of advantage, and they are
bound to come, but they have their
time and place of coming, which are
after more important things are set
tied. 1t must be remembered that kind
words and rest rooms and libraries
truistic measures, although excellent
IN their proper time and place, do not
in themselves bring happiness and con
tentment, for they do not supply food
and clothes and house rent and home
comforts, and the latter are what men
work for. OF such things, therefore,
until the proper time arrives the men
become suspicious. as they partake Of
the nature of charity, and honest work
men resent anything of such a nature.
The men must be mentally happy and
well advanced In modern thought and
methods before such things can be in
troduced.
Nor, should an employer allow the
announcement to become current that
he has model shop" when he has
made his business a success by adopt
ing the methods outlined above and
added such conveniences as he finds
are of common advantage to his busi-
ness and his men. Intelligent work
men are sensitive to being referred to
as adiuncts to anything model"
An attempt to advertise an enterprise
by proclalmlng that philanthropic prin-
ciples dominate its management may
be effective for a time, but men lose re-
spect for such philanthropy and its
projectors. There is no philanthropy
about 1t; it is pure business. Nor should
a manager announce to his men or to
the public that he incorporates advanc-
ed ideas in his system of management
because 1t pays" No advantage can
be gained by such course. 1t will, in
fact, be found that 1t does not pay. He
should no more think of making such
statement than of saying that he
keeps his own hands and face clean or
changes his linen daily because it
pays. H. +. j. Porter In Cassier's
Magazine.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
A Queer Strike In Florida.

Six thousand cigar makers Of Tampa,
Fla, struck recently owing to an un-
usual cause. A bridge which connects
Tampa with her western suburbs had
been broken for two days. The men
had TO be fcrried across the river, and
this was slow and unsatisfactory. 1t
was proposed that they strike to force
the manufacturers to bring pressure TO
bear for the quick repair of the bridge.
All men employed on the western side
of the river struck and marched across
the other bridges and held mass meet
ing In the heart of the city. This body
Of 1000 in number then swarmed
throughout the remainder of the city
and demanded that the men employed
in other factories quit work. Every
man walked out, and as each factory
emptied they Joined the crowd, which
numbered 6,0O0 at noon.
Several narrow escapes were made
by boats being overloaded. Orders
were given to place poutoons in posi-
tion. The strikers also boycotted the
street cars because the management
did not give them more cars. The
strike was participated in by the In
ternational and Resistencia men alike.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
"Cheap and Nasty

There are n large number of house
keepers who have horror of anything
cheap and who of two things precisely
the same would instinctively choose the
higher priced. Cheap and nasty" they
quote and there, for them, ends the
matter. To be sure, some cheap foods
are nasty, and much food is eaten by
the poor that is not only cheap and
nasty, but unwholesome. And much
food sold in the markets Is sold too
cheaply-i. e., at price that cannot pay
the producers, whom it is nobody's in
terest to starve. The fact is that this
disagreement, like so many In the
world, depends upon the use of the
same word by different people with n
different meaning. Cheap" by one
party Is taken to mean merely low
priced, and IT is a trulsm to say that
low priced things are often not worth
buying even at their price, while
cheap" is by other persons taken to in
dicate the worth of thing rather than
its price. So the meaning attached to
the epithet begs the whole question.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

detached structure set in the shadiest
place possible, standing upon four tall
legs, with fat shingle roof with bare
ly enough pitch to shed rain. The floor
Is at least four feet from the ground
and the whole structure only big
enough to reach well across. There
are shelves all around, and the weather
boarding up next the roof is full of tiny
auger holes. The door fits tight and
fastens with lock. Around each of
the four legs is commonly a tar band
age applied six inches above the
ground. This traps venturesome ants,
spiders and their kidney, thus keeping
the inside clear. The structure is
whitewashed inside and out twice
year. In hot weather floor and shelves
are washed every morning and scour-
ed twice a week. Such fixture should
not cost over $3 or "a even If one hires
it built, and it is certainly among the
handest things one can have about
the house or yard.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
Falling Wages In Great Britain.

Wages are coming down with run
In the coal, iron and steel trades, where
sliding scales rule the roost and where
the employer has learned how to rule
the sliding scale. The decline has
been threatening long enough, and
now II Is here In all its grim unpleas-
antness. Take the figures for Febru-
airy. In iron and coal mining close up
on 100000 men had to submit to de-
creases against a solitary small in
crease in the wages of underground
and surface workers in Somerset In
the iron, steel, engineering and sundry
metal trades the break is not so big
yet, bur 15,900 men have had their Fri
day pay sheet made out for smaller
amounts. 1t is fortunate that in some
things prices are coming down, as the
workman's wife would be in a pltia able
plight indeed when she was doing her
marketing These drops are indicative
of the trade depression which is piling
up, and the current talk among en-
ployers Is that wages must come down
lot more yet before business will re-
vive.-Lond6n Letter In American Fed
erationist.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
Hints.

Baked apples are the best healtbful
dessert that can be placed upon the
table.
Good pastry can only be made when
the ingredients are absolutely cold.
The colder eggs are the quicker they
will froth.
A spoonful of vinegar added to the
water in which flesh Is boiled will
make it firm and tender.
Pickles should never be kept in gla8-
ed ware, as the vinegar forms poison
GUS compound with the glazing.
Always well heat gridlroD before
broiling meat, fish, bread or anything
else.
Lemons will keep a long time If cov-
cred with cold water. - American
Queen
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
THE DELAWARE, susouEHANNA AND
6SchuYLKILL RAILROAD.

1imo table in effect March 10. 1901.
Irslns leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Halle
, ,r1oki STOCKTON, Beaver Meadow Road, Roam
anu Hazleton Junction at 500 m daily
except sunday; and OF n M, Ss D m, Sunday :
>, Iralils leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry
iohhlckcn and Deringcr at 90 a M daily
except Sunday; and z 07 a IN, 2 80 N, sun
r, Trains leave Drfton for Oneida Junction.
aharwood Road, Humboldt Road, Oneida and
,neppton at 90 a m, daily except Sun-
'ag, ana W m, 2 3s m, Sunday.
p, trains leave Hazeton Junction for Harwood
oranoerry, Iomhicken and Deringcr at IS n
sunday. A"'
Trains leave Hazleton junction for Oneida
junction, Harwood Road, Humboldt Road
o1oida and Sheppton at 32, IL 10 m, 1 Al M
Hily except Sunday; and 81 a m, 3ll D m
Trains leave Deringer for Tomhickon, Gram
berry, Han wood, Hazleton Junction and Roar
at u m, daily except Sunday; ana > 81
m, W p IN, Sunday.
Road, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction. Hazle.
ION junction and Roam at II IN, Il 40, s Ss
? m, daily except Sunday; and IL a m, 3H
M, Sunday.
D Trains leave sheppton for Beaver Meadow
ROAD, Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckley, Jeddo
and Drifton at 26 p m. daily, except Sunday;
and II a m, 3 A p M, Sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Beaver
meadow Road, Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckley,
Joddo and Drifton at $40 m, daily
except Sunday; and 10 10 a m, 8 40 m, SUNDAY,
All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with
electric cars for Hazleton, GAINESVILLE, Auden-
RED and other points on the Traction Com
pany's line.
Train leaving Drifton at 90 a m makes
connection at Dernger with p. X. r. trains for
Wllkesoarre, Sunbury, Harrisburg and points
LUTHER c, SMITH, Superintendent.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
TIrfuPs of m Milk Diet.

Milk is the latest and most approved
1ietetic fad. The woman who Is fair
and with 40 staring her in the face and
who Is determined not to be fat makes
her breakfast and lunch of milk and
fresh fruit. She dimes OH a quarter OF
pound of lean roast meat, with
enough fresh green vegetables to
make bulk in her insides," as Tommy
Atkins would say.
The fresh. wholesome beauty OF the
young queen of Holland Is attributed to
her frugal diet of the national milk and
cheese, and the extraordinary vitality
of the aged Roman pontiff Is another
evidence of what rigorous diet will do
for even so delicate man as Pope Leo
has always been.
The milk diet is of more value than
many complexion washes, and as a
means of adding to or diminishing
ones weight it has no equal.
The popular superstition that milk Is
fattenlng arises from the fact that
many misguided people, In addition to
a heavy meal, drink milk sufficient for
hhbAhtl lli'il mat IL ulSd-
grees with them and increases their
weight. In order to derive benefit from
the milk diet one should get hold of a
few fundamental facts.
In the first place, ~ plnts of pure
milk, or three glasses, contain besides
water enoughfo food in concentrated form
and properly proportloned to make a
meal for an adult human being This
quantity of milk, with the addition Of
a little fruit Is the regulation break
fast and lunch of the dieter. For din
ner quarter of pound of lean roast
meat, with some green vegetable, is al
lowed. A pint of milk Is the limit
where loss OF flesh is an object, and
one glass, with fruit, for breakfast and
the same for lunch may be regarded as
rather rigorous treatment.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
RAILROAD TIMETABLES
EHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
IL June ., 1901.

IL June ., 1901.
ARRANGEMENT or PASSENGER TRAINS.
LEAVE FREELAND.
z m for Weathcry, Mauch Chunk.
Alientown, bethlehem, Easton, Phila-
dciphia and New York.
81 q m Tor Sandy Run, White Haven
@ milkes- Barrc, Pittston and Scranton.
ph,,. nphhu,nS. Alientown, bethlehem Easton,
Pottsyille. anu
80 an q m for Hazleton, Dclano, Mahanoy
:, CITY, Shenandoah and ATT Carmel
AZ IN for wcatherly, Mauch Chunk. Al
lent9wn, Bethlehem, Easton, Phila-
delphia, New York, Hazleton, Delnno,
mnmanoy City, Shenandoah and Mt.
ii D u IN for white Haven, Wilkes Barre,
scranton and the W est
IA u IN for Wc2therly, Asuch Chunk AL
lentown, Bethlehem. Easton, Philadci-
phia, New York, Hazleton, Dclano.
Mnh4noy City, Shenandoah, Nit. Carmel
80 Z m for sandy Run, White Haven,
,Wyilkes-B Barre, Scranton and all points
20 p IN Tor Hazleton.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
34 m from Pottsville, Delano and Haz-
2 m IRON New York, Philadelphia, Eas
ton, bethlehem, Allentown, Mnuch
Chunk, Weatherly, Hazlcton. Mahanoy
. 80 CITY, Shenandoah and Mt Carmel
80 Am m from Scranton, Wilkes Barre and
D IN from Pottsville, Mt. Carmel, Shen-
audoah, Mahanoy City, Dolano aud
HaZletOn
z 4S p IN from New York, Philadelphia
Easton, Bethlehem, Allentown, Mauch
Chunk and Weatherly.
a Al m from Scranton, Wilkes Barre and
35 p m from New York. pbiladelpb,,.
Easton, bethlehem Allentown Mauch
Chunk, Weatherly, Mt. Carmel, Shenan-
doah, mahanoy City, Delano and Halle
ton.
20 IN from Scranton, Wilkes Barre and
White Haven.
For further information inquire of Ticket
Agents.
aoLLlN H. WILBUR, General Superintendent
~ Cortlandt street, New York City.
CbAS. \. LEE. General Passenger Agent,
20 Cortlandt Street, New York C8tv
g. }. GILDROY, Division superintendent.
Hazletop, Pa
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
Exclamation,

II hopes you'll 'scuse me fob akin
any question dat soun's pus'nal," said
Miss Miami Brown, but l would like
to know what makes you walk so kind
O. loose in de JintsT'
'It's my musical disposition" was
the reply. "Dey runs de bands so close
together in a puhcession dat you's H.
bile to be listenin to quickstep an a
slowstep bof to once, an tryin to keep
step to 'em simultaneous kind O. results
In maxim your ankles llmber."-Wash-
ington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
The Elderly Caller and Johnny

Il hope, Johnny, you are good little
boy and mind your parents You must
never forget how anxious they are that
you shall grow up to be a good man.
Never do anything to give them sor-
row, Johnny, and let your conduct al
ways be such that they may be proud
of their son, who"
Say, them new teeth of yourn don't
match the other ones at allr-Chicago
Tribune
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

Low fares via the Lehigh Valley Rail-
road to the Pan-American Exposition.
Five-day tickets, good only in day
coaches, will be sold on Tuesdays and
Saturdays, May l to October 81, from
Freeland at the rate of 81 for the round
trip.
Ten-day tickets will be sold from Free.
land every day, May to October 81,
good on any train, except the Black
Diamond express, at the rate of $40 for
the round trip.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

The landlady was helping her $40
per week flock to sausage.
II hear that you are an Odd Fellow,
Mr. Danks," she said, pausing In her
work.
Proud to say that l am" responded
the new boarder.
"Ah, then l shall just give you three
links"
And as his table mates received from
four to six links the new boarder knew
that he had spoken Chicago
News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

Lady-Do you remember, professor,
that 20 years ago when we took dane
ing lessons together you stepped on
my toe, almost causing me to faint?
Professor-Oh, yes. l beg thousand
acknowledgements Batter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
The Acme of Comfort.

Husbano-Don't forget to wake me
at o'clock, as usual, tomorrow morn
ing.
Wife-Why, you don't have to go to
the office. It's n holiday.
Husband-I know, but wake me at Z.
| want to have the satisfaction of roll.
ing over and going to sleep again.
Philadelphia Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
An Outdoor Pantry.

People with plenty of ground space,
yet CONSTRUCTED houses may profitably
take leaf from the book of south
country household economy. 1t Is COM
mon there for country folk to have a
sort of outdoor fresh air closet, a small
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12
Uncle Allen.

'The seven ages of man." Uncle AL.
len Sparks was saying, "as l have OBJ
served the creature, are these: 1. Crib.
bage. 2. Nonage. 8. Suffrage. 4. Mar
riage. 5. Bondage. 6. Breakage. .
Dotage. e."-Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

Towne-Blugore's not very interest
ing himself, but there's a born leader
of men in his family.
Browne-You don't say?
Towne-Yes; it's a girl; arrived last
night.-Philadelphia Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

Mr.. James Brown, of Putsmouth, Va.
over 90 years OF age, suffered for years
with bad sore on his face. Physicians
could not help him. DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve cured him permanently.
Growers City drug store.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1901-06-12

"After years of effort | have sue
ceeded in learning how to pronounce
Goethe"
We'll are you satisfied now?"
mo; every time | say 1t somebody
corrects me."-Chicago Record.