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The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
This May Clear 1t Up.

CFron the Chicago TImes-Herald)
Pa said little George. Why did Dogenes
live IN a tub?'
Oh the old gentleman replied as he fshcd
a cruHpled piece OF drawn work out from under
himself, Il suppose that the only place he
could md where they didn't have sofa pillows
and these blamed tides all over everything
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
WnuIdn,t Waste Ii

From the Baltimore American-)
Yes coufded the eminent actress. who haa
discovered her dramatic talent one day in the
divorce court. Yes, l shall wear a calico dress
in my new play
Ne had a notion TO say. you seem deter
mined to appear IN print as much as possible
But she did not know that calico was print
50 lNhlL WIS the ILsnH
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29

(From the PhiladeIphia Times)
II WAS during the natural history hour
Give me-" asked the teacher, an example o.
the alleged ieoeIJful character of the cat.
In restaurants it Is sometimes said 10 pas
itself of for = rabbit" answered the head boy.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
Plenty of Uses for the Surplus.

Wrom The Phil4delphia Record)
Secretary Gage announces that he docs not
propose 10 use any part Of the surplus IN the
purchase Of bonds No doubt the treasury 6efor.
Jhe ending OF the next fiscal year VIII need ever.
dollar Of surplus that hands can be laid anon.
Billiou-odli&r Congresses are exhaustive
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
Thought He should BE Trusted.


(From the Fhegende Blaetter.)
Say, mamma you hz - confidence enough IN
10 let me have the key OF the preserve closet,
haven't yon?'
y don't know about that, dear
Yes but you SAID yesterday that you had
confidence in the cook because she had been ljv-
ing here year, and I've been living here
siN years!''
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
nRNHIIine.
CFrom the Philadelphia Revf

CFrom the Philadelphia Review
Mamma-Noyy. say your prayers.
Iommy-No; | don't believe Il does any good.
Mamma-WhaU2
Tommy-No. I'm les gittin' disguised / BIN
prayin all this time TO make little brother Jack
good boy, and he's just as bad and selfish .
ever.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
The once Plan.


tfT0Il Ilt IfaIIas NCWs-l
There is every indication that the installation
OF FuipinOs in ofice-is doing more 10 make them
feel resigned TO authority than ou. army Is
doing. Nothing IS more effective than Office
when it Is fat Those Of oar people who hold
them know the truth al this hence thew srg-
gested the Office plan 10 suppress opposition 20
our authority.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
CURRENT HUMoR.
4 Hard Line.


Mrs. JoaoSbury-Our lsundress wants ne 20 give
her a reference She Is a good ironer but she
certainly does abstract things
Mr. JOnesbury-Weil, jest say she Is fully quail
fled Tor the iron and steal b,isiT ess.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29

The Sampsonites are disgruntled with
General Macarthur because he did not do
as their fayorite would have done in like
circumstances, and claim all the credit
for capturing Aguinaldo without saying
word about Funston's share in the bust
ness. But Macarthur is a truthful man
and not a naughty aristocrat celebrated
for verbal inaccuracy. Macarthur was
hull down behind the horizon" of his Of
flee table in Luzon, while little Aguinaldo
was kicking and squeaiing in the uuTe-
lenting grasp of his plucky conqueror. and
although the commandments might
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29
RHHsias
lFrom Ia Baltimore Aneric.

tFr0m the Baltimore Amerc.-n.)
Russia IN some respects is a powerful nation,
but there can be real safety a. long a. there
is discomfort. oppression, and poverty among
the people.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29

say that the achievement had been that
of the fleet scouts under his command, as
an honest man and a gentleman, he went
on the other tack, and placed all the
glory where il belonged
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29

of the fleet scouts under his command. as
an honest man and a gentleman. he went
on the other tack, and placed all the
glory where it belonged.
1t is proper to congratulate Mr.. Hanna
upon the addition to the Chamber he
adOrns Of two Republican Senators from
Nebraska, and of his own kind at that
One of them is said to represent the
Union Pacific Railway interest, and the
other is sent by the Chicago, Burlington,
and Quincy system Beyond any rea-
sonable doubt both can be depended upon
TO fight the Nicaragua Canal, and prob
ably to favor and vote for the Panama
Canal All the trans-continental railway
Senators favor the Panama scheme be
cause they know that an IHter-oceanic
waterway by that route is not feasible
and Will never be successfully con-
structed.
It is reported from Europe that Presi-
dent Kruger intends to visit the United
States in April and make a missionary
tour Of American cities for the purpose
OF collecting money to send foreign vol
'unteers to South Africa If this be true
the old gentleman needs warning to keep
his Interior object IN the background, or
ne viii quickly find himself in trouble
with the State Department II is hardly
likely that Lord Pauncefote would see
practical recruiting for Botha's army go
ing on under his nose without vigor-
Gus protest that would have TO be needed
The news from Cuba is far from SEN
sational. but it seems To present fairly
good evidence that the Cuban Constitu-
tional Convention win not accept the
Platt amendment Unfortunately there
is a foolish notion eytant in the island
that the terms made by this Government
will not be insisted on, IN the face of
strong native opposition. Until this idea
gets out OF their heads the Cubans will
have to put Up with military occupation.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1901-03-29

In an article n The Englishman's
Insularity." published in the current
number Of The Worlds Work. is to
he found Ibis cor,orrn.-,t.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

With characteristic enterprise. Wash
ington state is now discussing the
probability Of annexing part Of Idaho.
The plan is not without its advocates
in Idaho. az rhs following sta:emen:
of W. B. Stanton. Of the Lewiston Tr.b-
une. indicates: LAS the northern part
Of our state is settling up and It's ma
tive resources are being developed. the
sentiment OF the people appears to be-
come stronger in favor Of SUCH a change.
The interests Of Northern Idaho are
closely allied with those Of Washington.
Our resources. in a general way. are
very similar to those Of Eastern Wash
InRton We have a vast country in
which agriculture and mining are the
chief industries. and the progress OF de-
velopment in these lines depends al
most entirely upon transportation facil-
tiles. Communication between the
north and south Of Idaho is entirely
cut off BY the mountain ranges. To
reach the capital Of our state We Of the
north have TO pass through the states
Of Washington and Oregon. All Of our
northwest commerce is with Spokane.
Seattle and Portland. believe that
within the next few years the sentiment
in favor Of annexation will become TOO
strong to be longer resisted" Com
menting on Mr.. Stanton's expression.
the Spokane Chronicle offers the sug-
Restion that the question be made an
issue in the 1902 campaign, and that an
annexation club be formed in Spokane.
the people Of the whole state
Of Idaho would not regard this proposal
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
CROWNS LOST NoR LOVE.
Some W the RoyNl Lovers Who Have
Given up Their rhr,nes glr
Swecthcar,s.

The possibility taa, young AltNJnl,,
~ Scrvta should lose hts crown through
his tntbtuation for Queen priSl should
not sccm strange, II s no. The dr,,
time ,haS a tarone has been lost ,oy
love or som, equally powcrul motive
Those ~ r'yal hlool at, no. quite the
puppets that some pcoplc ,ry 80 make
them out, and the dcslrc Go l,vc ones
HE Is apt 10 prove Irresistible even .o
ulrn ami womon boru lu the purple
Prince oscar " Norway AMI SNr Ten
might have had a chance tor 10, cr,NU
Of the dual monarchy. but his passion
Tor bcau,,tu, Ehbl Muuck Aldt him
ding aside all thoughts ~ his royal
rank Threats commands. pcrsu lsi'oa
were alike IN vain, and On Mtn,h ,5.
lN>S the young prince solgmuly rr.
nounccd his succession 90 the throne
ana The same day was united .o tn tty
% his choice, Universal rrpor, says
'hat the 'coun; ana countess pt Wis
oorg," As the royal husband AMI us
commoner prefer ,o De known aavc
had a marriage lie cI pyrlcc; hlpp,ue,s
ana are wrapped ny In each other snl
Ihclr four lovely children
The crowulng grle, " the head u NE
unhappy Hapshurgs" IS The memory
of the tragic death oy the Crown Prince
Rudolf dozen or 50 years aso Since
'hat terrible iav u Re said that the
Emperor Frlacls Joseph has tcyrr lsrn
known go smile Rudolph ~ Aus rita
had been urgel. f'r reasons ~ state, .u.
second daughter " King Leopold II. W
Belgium but hls hear; was With
beautiful lady u the court Suddenly
Europe was siar,led aul shocked by
,ha news that Rudolph with his lady
love, hal sough, az the cold mussi. ~
a revolver that place which Was ieuiri
them In lie About year ago-to
bs precise, on July T. 1900 -,hr Nr,h-
duke FraHs Ferdinand, hrr-pDsunp.
tive 90 ne throne ~ Aus,r,- Hungary
was married morEiua .lralN so ;lr
Countess Sophia Chottk after duly ry-
nounclng he right TO ,ht crown oI auN
Children that nigh, hr born
Royal rank was renounrod hy Prince
Max ur SaxOny In order that no Nigh,
levote himself 20 religious work Thr
prince. who was born .n 1870. became
a prIcs, on July % lS9t Goalg ,a Eng
and h. lAborel fo- long vmr in
aud gained golden opn-
ems as an earnest worker aaI trryeu.
AMI convincing speaker
Prince Bernhard 90, SiNc.W
gave up his rank ror loves sweet sake
lulie recently, lie has haI perm SSion
10 change his name from the Kais'r /
mi viii In future b. known us Coul,
8rlyerbcrg His hrila was the bcauu- Z
ul Ella Brockmuller whom hc me. I
n London. II II slll that the couple /
y!ll make London thr,r home In ,hr /
u:ure. though they lrc az present l.v- I
ng In very retired HE q, Wlrsbairn .
Z l. curious IN this correction 90 note I
hat many years Ak, Prince Edward .
u SAKE Wrimar. Eeruni cousin ~ I
Prince Bernhard. married an English .
aty. she daughter % The Duke ~ /
Richmond. Lady Catherine
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
GOVERNMENT PROPOSALS.

Proposals FOR Fresh Beef and Mutton.
Office Chief Comm .ssary. vancouver
Barracks. Wash, s@p; 4. 1871 Sealed
proposals for furnishing AMI delivering
fresh beef and fresh mutton FOR g1
months beginning January !. 1902 will
be received here d, a, Offices o. COM
missares at Fort Stevens. Oregon
Boise Barracks, idaho; Forts CASEY
Candy, Flagler, Law.on. Walla WaIa
Wright and Vancouver Barr1cks Wasb.
ington, until II a m. o.. T. 1901 and
then opened. If1rmat.9a furnished uD-
on application. Envelope c9ntalalng
proposals should be -nIers-d Proposal,
for Fresh Beef AMI Fresh Mu-sn" and
addressed 70 cOmmis5ary u w., 20 b.
supplied, or to Col +. Z. Ny. A. C. q
Chf. Comy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

In an address delivered before a Ia
coma audience on Thursday, Hon. Thad
Huston. a well-known resident Of Wash
lngto7. characterized the oregonian as
a yellow journal, placing It IN the
SANE class with The New York Journal
and World. the Chicago American and
the san Francisco Examiner. OF course.
uobody will pay serious attention to
Hustoas characterization OF the Ore
gon,an. which certainly has never been
yellow" in the sense implied by the
Tacoma orator. Il appears the Oregon
ian has been devoting time TO Wash
ington politics. and its structures On the
situation IN the sister state have caus-
ed some feeling agains, It. Doubtless
the Hon. Thais OK was gored. While
no enc will deny his right 10 criJI-
cEe the Oregonian Il he feels 50 dis
posed. his action in taking advantage
cf the solemn occasion 70 vent his spite
will be generally condemned. The thou
sands who crowded he Tacoma Auditor
ium Gid no: go there to hear this man
Huston vilify he Oregonian necause he
go. ,.r, i-;r3t.- 3iz-..-s--4 ,,,-.,-4 ~. -
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

In discussing the necessity Of teveloP-
ing the timber RESOURCES Of this county,
President Van Dusen, of ne Astoria
Chamber ot Commerce, poiu' ID out tha;
the Eastern mills were going out Of
business. because Of the scarcity Il tim.
her there. and that the millmen were
looking for new locations. There IS
plenty ct room for investment here.
hu. We need never expec, TO interest
outside capital until intelligent effort
Is made. First o. all. the people Of this
city must show their own confidence
in the Local situation by building an
export mill. Naturally an outside cap
itallst who is invited TO lnves, his mon
ey here, on the assurance that great
returns may be expected, asks the
question, III the Astoria lumber busi-
ness Is such a sooi thing. why don;
ycu invest your money!" The building
Of the proposed export mill Will 10 more
to encourage outside capital han any
tbi,- aySa
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
MIR. CLEvElANp.s TRIBUTE


/ Grover C'ev1'and's uieu,, 30 F''','
Idu; Mckinley VIII N' read ".'A VIDE
ln;cres; Nv the American rto9't NA'''
Mr. Cleveland ami the H,' PnoSi'o,
. differed greatly In many ;r.iS 'A'
solemui,y ot he occasion on which '''
former aiir,SSj ,he ta1sf" Pu0>''"
audience orough; on; a" 'a' tenderness
in his makeup In ait7'SS.aS ,h' H''H'
at ;Ae pubu, memorial Cleveland s''a.
To-day toe grave CLOSES ov'r ,'' man
;Aa; hal b>2n chosen by the G''a'' ''
the Ca',ci States 90 represent ;a'"
sovereignty 70 pr'te1, and defend .h',T
constitution. go faithfully execute 'a'
laws made tor their ve'&r' ana 80
safely uphold the Integrity " ;h' r'9HN-
Tic, He passed from :he public sight
not bearing 'h' "rNa;a AMI s''''''S
81 ms c'un,rynsnS approving "''-''"
nut am'is' the S''S ara ''''S ''
mourning naa'n' The whole n'.'a
'oNed 'he.r president HIS kindly dis
position ana ane''''na.e '7'',S. MS amt
ao'e consideration ''r a" AT''Hi MN
VIII long be N 'hs hears g., his 5'V'-
'Fymen' He loved 'aen' IN return "',a
su'a PATRIOTISM ami n's''Hsa'eSs 'a',
in this hour o! their gre, and aHn''''
ton he would say 30 them; u. Is 9'iS
VIII; I am content. II here Is lesson
IN my life or death l'; u '' taught To
those who sill I've a7i have the ie'-
tiny AZ their country in their Ne'p'nS.
There is most serious ,'ss'n :or al.
Of US IN the tragedy ~ our late P0Ns.-
dents death, II We are 50 escape fur
ther attacks upon our 7elc- and sscur-
i,y we mus. boldly ana reso,u,a'y gr1r-
pie With the monster os aulr,hy l, Is
no, a thing that We can safely leave
to BE- deal, with by party OF partisan
snip. No,hing can guarantee US
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
A FIREMANs CLOSE CALL

Il stuck to my engine. although ev-
cry Joint ached and every nerve was
rackcd with pain" writes c. w. Bel
lamy. a locomotive fireman, OF Bur
llngton, Iowa. II was weak and pale.
without any appetite and all run down.
As was about to give up. got a bot
tie Of Electric BItters and after taking
II. fe. as well as / ever did in my
life" Weak, sickly, run down people
always gain new life, strength and Wig
or from their use. Try them. Satisfac-
ton guaranteed by Hart's Drug Store
Price 80 cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

W,h favor and it Nigh, n wei for en'
,erpyismg Spokane q drs, scUi 'u,
missionaries 10 preach o. ,acm ,he ne
ctSs,tv tor the diS.OtsE-auoa ct taer
cammonweSlth.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Many phyN.IAus are now prescribing
K1ln pyspcp,A Cure regularly having
found ma, 10 IL ,i- hes, prescription
thry can write because g 10 the 0nr
prrgrrl.iHn which contains he elements
necessary 30 l.gr5. not oaly SOME Kinds
n 'ol hu, All KIND ana Il therefore
cures lHd g-,,'np and dyspepsia no mat.
trr whii rs cause CHAS ROGERS.
Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
WORKING "a HOURS A DAY.

There's no rest for those tlreless lit
Tie workar8-Dr Kings New Iltc Pills.
Millions are always busy curing Torpid
Liver, JluniIce, Billouness. Fever and
Ague. They banIsh Sick Headache.
drive ou, malaria Never grlpe or
weaken. Small. taste nice. work won
ders Try them. 20 cents at Hhrt's
Drug store
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
STATE TREAsrHEHs NOTICE.

state Of oregon, Treasury Dep8rmea,
Salem, Sept. L. 1901.
Notice Is hereby given .ns. raer. are
funds In the treasury VITA wh.e. % re-.
deem all outstanding state warrant,
drawn on the state sea.p bounty fund
and endorsed "PresentaI and no, ya.5
for want Of funds" prior 10 January
1901 All such warrants, properly en-
donsed, will be paid up,n Dres-ntstroo
at this office, interes, thereon cess.,p
from and after this date.
CHAs. s. MOORE,
State Treasurer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
SAYS He WAS TORTURED.

II suffered such palm from corns I
could hardly walk" writes II. Robin
son. Hlllsbor0ugh, Ill.,. but Bucklen's
Arnlca Salve completely cured them"
Acts like magic on spralns, bruises.
cuts, sores, scalds, burns. boils, ulcers.
Perfect healer Of skin diseases and piles.
Cure guaranteed by Harts Drug Store.
Price 2j cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

u. W rursru. knlcrsyillc ra., says
hr suffered IS years with piles and could
ob,alu Ho rrllct unu pcWlJa witch
llautl SAlvv effected pcrmancn, curv.
Couutortcl,s arr worthless CltAS,
ROGERS. Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

All communica;ions Intended for pub
lication should be directed to Editor
Astorian." Business communications
OF all kinds and remiitances mus; be
addressed to THE As,orian Publish
ing Co"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

\ never failing cure Tor cuts, burns.
scalds. ulcers wouuda and sorrs Ia be-
WGts witch Hazel Salvcs, A most
soothing and healthy remedy Tor all
skin atTtcu,nA Accept only the senu,
iRc. CuAS ROGERS, Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Norris snycr North SlraHtori y IL
u purchased bottle - uuc Minute
Cough cur- whoa suffering Win a
cough doctors ioli me was incurahlr
pHc bottle rcl eyed INC. tho scopd and
third almost cured Today ! am well
mtn." CIAS ROGERS. Druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Gc1rg, W Lanr. pcwamo. Mich.
writes, Your Koiol Dyspepsia cure Is
the bru remedy Tor inilsraIon ani
stomach troubles that ever used.
For years ! suffered from isp-rslh, az
times compelling the o stay Ia bed and
causing m- untold agony am COM
p.v.rIy cured by Knd1l Dyspepsia Curr,
In recommending Il :, friends who sur
srr from .al,srrl1n always afrrr %
paw Nr % II r falls Thus mr. I havc
n"ysr pail" rINS ROGERS. Drug.
uIsf
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

The Astorlan guarantees To Its adver-
tisers the largest circulation ot any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

cat $50 slices NJ watermelon, such ~ had
divided among ,hcm. IN Ihr,N months
and I'VE, gave them the most food tor
reelection.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
YAMIIILL DIVISION


Passenger depot foot N Jefferson 81.
Leave fOr OswcgO daily al 1890. '9:46
a. m. 1880. l55, S,?6. 5i5. G.26. 500.
1850 p. m and 900 D. m. on Sunday
only. Arrive at Portland daily at '6s5.
$3.50 1880 a. m, las, a;lb. i33S. $50.
10, 1000 3. m. 1910 a, m. daily except
Monday; $50 ana 1916 a. m. on sun
days only
Leave for Dallas daily except sun
day AZ $3.50 .. m, Arrive at Portland
at $3.50 A. m.
Passenger train leaves Dallla for
Alrlec Mondays, Wednesdays and FRI
days nt 2:tb .. m. Returns Tuesdays.
ana Saturdays.
Except Sunday.
II KOBllLER, Manager.
G. II. MARKHAM.
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
For PNEUMONIA

Dr. J. c, Bishop. Agnrw. Mich, says:
II have used Foley's Honey ana Tar
In three very severe cases NJ pneumonia
with good results IN every case" Br-
ware ot substitutes. HART'S DRUG
STORE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

- saw a capital thing in your last
pamphlet" uiI DANIEL OtunnAr 60 A
cunrc al author "pll you. CRIED ,hr
1rl gh,ru llrBirur What Nas i,''
"A aounI " butcr" rsl1Iuri Daniel.
rpliy
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

"Ilayr vou ever ral the arlclr on
how 20 ,rll hAi cEs 60 No haven't,
but my advice would BE-, " you have
anything Important to tcl had cgs,
why. break U Erp,ly."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Tho rain gladdcna the hearts " all
he farmers, excepting those attending
Tho fAll IcatLNItleA
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Advertising rates can be had on ap-
pncatien to the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Frank Treadwell, Bennett, Ia, was
troubled with kidney disease for TWO
years. lie writes: Il mad taken several
kinds OF kidney remedies. but with lit
tle benefit. Finally tried Foley's Kid
ney Cure and one dollar bottle cured
me" HARTs DRUG STORE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

II Emma Goldman were as efficient
an Instructor IN all branches az she IL
in anarchy the goyernmen, could make
a hit by sending her ~ the Philippine
Islands.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

The price " an food stuns are still
going up % an extent that warrants
almost anyone In bOasting that he IL
a high liver these times.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

SD Darling. lois Howard street ror,
Uurn. Mich. writes II have tried
many plcs and laNa.lNca, bug newlttp
tItNf Early Rsrrs are tar tho hos; pills
| have ever used" Thry never grippe
CuAS ROGERS. pruskls,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
IF BANNER sALvE

Doesn't cure your piles, your money
will be returned. It is the most healing
medicine. HART'S DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

An artificial leg trust Is being formed
II seems impossible TO escape having our
legs pulled, even though we cut them
off
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Robat" tickets on sale between Port
land. Sacramento and San Francisco.
Net rates Sli first class and 1li second
class, including sleeper
Rates and tickets 10 Eastern points
and Europe. Also Japan. China. Homo
lulu ana Australia. Can be obtained
from j, II. Kirkland. Ticket Agent. iat
Third Street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

A rich Cincinnati lawyer is organlz-
ing an opera company 10 give his only
daughter an opportunity Of starring.
He must hold, with Carnegie that to
die rich Is a sin.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22
NIGHT WAS HER TERROR.

II would cough nearly all night long
writes Mrs. Chas Apologize. NJ Alex
andrI. lad. and could hardly get any
sleep. I had consumption 50 bad ;ha,
II I walked block would cough
frighfuIly and spj, blood. but. when
all other medicines failed. three 800
bottles of Dr. Kings New Discovery
wholly cured me ana / gained js
pounds" It's absolutely guaranteed 20
cure Coughs. Colds. la Grippe Br1n-
chitls and all Throat and Lung Trou-
bles Price 50 cents and 800. Trial
bottle free az Harts Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-22

Chapped haids, cracked lips and
roughness Of the skin cured quickly by
Banner Salye, the most healing oint-
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STORE.