The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1901-11-08
TOLD in LINE.

A new dance for the winter is her
aided as the Roosevelt Reel"
At all seasons of the year five o'clock
in the morning is the coolest hour Of
the "a
The Atchison Globe has found a
suitable rhyme for Roosevelt. 1t tells
of a disappointed Officeseeker and the
'blues-he-felt."
At least this will be one winter when
the venerable story about the farmers
in Kansas using corn for fuel will not
appear in priLt.
According to the lola Register the
escaped convict, Pabst, who was found
at Hutchinson the other day and taken
back to prison, is a sad Budweiser man.
The life of a Philadelphia man was
saved by a $4,000 roll of bills in his
pocket, from which a bullet was de-
f1ected Wealth is not without its ad-
vantages.
Mr.. Harvey, aged 20, and Mrs Nc
Carthy, aged "a, we're married at Hia-
watha, and the story relates that they
were playmates when children. When
she was 10 he was %.
A Colby temperance agitatOr makes
it point to use only such figures of
speech as will appeal most strongly to
those in that particular locality.
"WhiSky," he declares, doesn't drown
sorrow; it irrigates it,"
Kansas will have the largest acreage
in wheat this year in the history of the
state. Even in Sumner county, where
the acreage has always been large, the
number of acres sown this fall will eX-
ceed that sOwn last year by 100000
acres.
This is the kind of a notice an Abb
lene paper gave James Wood when II
kaI hoN he n =. lar %
Woods, of LawtOn fame, is dead. He
has finally come to the common allOt-
ment-his little piece of ground meas
ures the usual SKI"
Jefferson's head will give place to
McKinley's on the issue of postal cards
which will be due on December / next
The word mckinley" and the date Of
the late presidents birth and death
will appear below. Certain other small
changes will be made so as to allow
more white space for the postmark,
thereby rendering it more legible.
A touching "owed" from the Kansas
CITY journal: "As each new month
starts on its way: the firms to whom
we are in debt sends in their bills with
out delay, lest we forget, lest we for
get. We look them Ger and heave a
sigh; we know they're just-we do not
SCUn- OO VIC ESSOANc VIII pun BUoO
high, to stand 'em off, to stand 'em
off -
The NeOdesha Register says that at
OsWegO an irate and impatient travel
ing man asked the good natured irish
man who drives the bus, 'why in thun-
der the Katy depot was built a mile
from town." 81 don't know for sure,
replied the driver, shut I've lived here
a long time and they always told me it
was in order to have it close to the
railroad.
Many protests are being fled with
Attorney General GODDARD relative ca
the proposed pardon of Emmett Dial
ton from the Kansas penitentiary. Dal-
ton participated with the rest Of the
famous Dalton gang in a raid on the
banks Of Cofeyville ten years ago. A
number of citizens we're killed by the
gang and It is from the widows and
children of these that the strongest 90
iectiOns 80 the pardon have emanated
According to a Topeka paper the
members Of the state board Of medical
examination and registration have dis
covered that the Law under which their
board was created and under which
they have opersted ID regulating the
practice Of medicine Ia the state is
defective. and it Is doubtful whether
they can enforce the provision prohi-
biting persons who have not graduated
from g reputable medical school from
pEaotlclne.