Evening journal., 1901-10-07
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

summer. The heat was almost
ltropical One result was that mem
Tor the first time appeared inl
lneglige shirts and without coats Such
q thing was never before thought Of
In many cities the ladies published
cards in the newspapers asking the
men to dress in a comfortable man
,ner.
He-I never saw your father without
n frown on his face; does he always
frown?
she-No he never frowns only when
you are around
German experts have ascertained
that railway rails deteriorate sooner inl
tunnels than elsewhere because Of thel
effect Of injurious gases.
A man is not wholly bad il his dog
has confidence in him
} Ascum-So you're engaged to be
married to Miss Strong. Ell? How did
it happen? You told me you always
got so bashful when you were alone
with a girl that you couldn't speak.
Tmmid-That's just it. When /
didn't answer her question she said:
"Silence gives consent" and that set
tied it.
The iron industry at Chicago dates
from 1857, when Captain +. B. Ward, Of
Detroit, built the Chicago rolling mill,
Just outside Of the city" The mill
was built to re-roll iron rails.
A writer in the Cologne Gazette de-
clares that servants in the United
States do only half as much work. de-
mand twice as much free time, and
four times as much wages as servants
in Germany.
Mr.. Gusher-I've written some verses
TO Miss Ann Teel1, but / hardly know
what to call them. lode on AIMS
Face, expresses the idea, but that
doesn't sound right
Miss Pepprey-Why not make it
Lines on AIMS Face"
/ The Royal University, the head OF
the educational system of Sweden. is at
: Upsala. where it was founded in 1477
~ AtNAA A9NhANt NAN fAAAh-s
/ 81 like your nerve gasped the bean-
! tiful girl, struggling against the inevf-
b table. And I like your cheek"
{ chuckled the young man as he con-
e tinued the osculatory exercise.
Swiss emigration is decreasing. Last
year the total was only 3.S16.
= pet crow. when confined to cage
: used to spend hours in coasting down
+. small inclined plank. using the toI
/. OF a mustard can for a sled. wOult
/, carry the sled up TO the top of tn,
!, plank. step into it and slide to the bot
\ tom, repeating the performance agaiI
70 and again WITH the greatest glee.
- Palette--I tell you. times are pretty
hard when a good artist has to get q
Job as a waiter.
Smiley--Yes. he's like the foolish
servant in the parable-burying hi,
; talent in napkin
It Molly" said some one to the littl,
e daughter of a clergyman. docs you
u father preach the same sermon twice?'
e Il think, perhaps. he does" returned
e Molly, cautiously ibut think he talk
e loud and soft in different places tn,
Is second time so it doesn't sound tn,
v same at all."-London Tit-Bits.
y Baltimore Gamers say there neve
e was such boom in canned goods a
$ now.
IS London Spectators say the supp,
IS of dried fruit for the coming seasol
IS will exceed all records.
rs Higher prices for cotton goods hav
interrupted Chinese exports.
10 The good Lord said the lilies
D. Didn't toll and didn't spin.
Is An ! kinder think His will is
D. | should take the lilies in.
In An / think the world must need EN-
ie In the sunshine an the storm,
Y, For he sends His dew TO feed 'em
n An His light to keep EN- warm,
le Dennis-Did yez git my letter?
d. Patrick-Faith, OF did not! Phu
in did yez not write me that yez had W.T.
Us it?
r If hog could be changed into
sh man he would make frst-class ego
to tist.
e. The hare may be coward.y, yet /
ID, usually dies game.
he
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