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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-02-14
LOCAL LOGIC.
Advert Sc in the ADVERTISER.

A0N 81 . ~ ''ie 80 EN- isr-i'
County Board meets Tuesday.
f'eo. 18th
RolIa D;clvinson Who = u III
;no i r,ar,a,. s,,aat S6ndav w;tl
lhis brother Niertop
chas. townsend s II town 4.
oain after several ,va4lss IL il.
soa.a
Aug. Steer, of Knowles is the
.,obsr aad M -
RoRN-To Mr. and Mrs. Y.
Fl, Johns on Friday 4 bright ? ID
Ddoy poy
It is reported thai the train
was ditched below Gamer today.
No one hurt, we understand.
49,
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Marcus Wartman Of Davis Jet.
I'M. is visiting with his daughter
''iis' - 0'0t7s
g. g. Himley has returned froro
Madison where he was IN the
interest of bill No. 26l A.
N'oNliii =
'si'.' ' sii''e T
and reports crandon fourishing.
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The H. ". a. camp Of Carter
gave a mask ball at their hall
Thursday night Several from
this place were IN attendance.
YAH YHDgFt a good time
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-02-14
COUNTY BOARD.

4. ]. KANE, Town Of Crandon
W. MclNNls, Town Of Cavoui
P. SHAY, Clerl
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01

In rural community in one of the
middle states dwelt man who made
VOW in 1856 that he would wear his
hair and beard untrimmed until John
C. Fremont should be elected president
OF the United States.
He kept that VOW for 40 years, at the
end of which time he had nearly half
bushel of hair on his head and face.
Then, coming to the conclusion, to-
ward which his mind had been gradu-
ally working for long time, that Gcu.
eral Fremont's death In the interval
Asd practically absolved him from his
vow, he decided to have his hair cut
and his beard shaved off clean. Or
his next visit to the county seat he
went to barber shop and was soon
relieved of the hirsute busden he had
carried for four decades.
GLOW much?' he asked
Have to charge you half dollar
for that job" said the barber, looking
at the mass that lay on the aoor.
Half dollar" he gaspe,l. Don't
get anything for the r?"-Youth's
Companion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
True Dream of Br'er Williams.

"Atter dis" said the old colored
farmer, II amt gwine TEX nobody's al
vice bout whar orter keep my money.
You know, Br'er Williams toll me dat
banks Wuz onsafe-dat dey all time
failin ell swallerin up what yo' puts
in 'um?"
"He dhl?'
Dat what he done! En- he say. wen
20 sells yo cotton, tex yo' money en-
ulg hole in de ground en- bury it,"
EN- yo' done lax he say?"
u did, fer sho'! En- what yo' reckon ?
brer Williams gone ter bed dat night.
en- please God, he see money in bis
dream. Ell whilst he wuz In a trance
ell waikiki in his sleep de sperit what
wuz a-movin err i'm led right whar dat
money wuz, en- TO he knowed it he had
done digged it up en- lef' de state wild
t!-Atlanta Constitution.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
r-ances XilIard's Empty Purse.


It was characteristic OF the late
Frances Willard that she never mad
anv money. Miss Gordon attended to
her finances, and 1t was found on 1ne
whole best to leave Miss Willard
purse empty, because If she started
out in the morning with full pocket
book she came back penniless In the
evening. One night she told In her IN
imitable way of having gone to Chi'
cago and reached Rest Cottage again
on the capital Of postage stamp. Az
the station she turned her pockets out
but not bit of change was to De
found. She had forgotten all about IL.
"What am to do about it,? she asked
the agent perpIexedly. Gamma is out,
think and | haven't cent of money"
"I'll give you ticket, Miss Willard
said the clerk.
"When | got into the bus l remem-
bered again." she said, "and told the
driver. Il think I'll have to walk, for
haven't any money" "Oh, that's all
right, Miss Willard" said the driver
And so all day, greatly to her amusc'
ment, she went on getting in debt t.
the railroads, cabmen and restaurants
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Size of prnnAllaes

1.-THE small size of the screw" saws q
boiler maker, 'is not due to the percep-
ton of any inventor of it's greater eff.
feet as compared with larger one, but
purely to accident. When first engay-
Ell in the machinery business, screws
Tor steamers We're made as large as
possible, it being the theory that the
greater the diameter the higher the
speed. A vessel was placed on Lake
Erie with screw so large that it was
deemed best to cast each blade in two
parts and then weld them together.
During a storm all these blades of the
propeller broke at the welding, reduc.
Ing the diameter by more than two
thirds.
10 the surprise Of the captain the
vessel shot forward at speed such as
mad never been attained before. Engi-
neers then experimental with smaller
propellers and discovered that thew
were much more effective than large
ones. Had it not been for that accident
we might have gone ON using large
blade screws to the present day."
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
A 0CrOw1ery.",

.p,oos co don't go in there. Ihats an ns
crowlery, and it's occupied ,u Who
. vounp west Philadelphia llla'ron ,.in NO
aIa Tho remark as she was sl'o"'Ae
,.', sr,ond through her new home Aha.
.rrhn rrowlery" repeated the o'a .ho
whats that? Not where you rush ''
sl Th,s wos said in a jocular spirit anu
n .';s,tar was rather staggered by Tue
reply. ,oro rc rush the
orowler, although perhaps no. ~ u'1
,yav Won fancy. You see my nus sum
t. IN occasional sufferer from ihu'se"
.,on which doesn't improve his temper
and there are also times when my o"A
tomner-I tell you this in confidence
=, not Of the best. Well, when We
,novod ont here and had more rooms IA !,
the house than we actually neeueu
hit upon the plan Of setting as'ue Wv
&C Mace of solitary retirement where
we could 60 and be alone when e',ne s,
of rs felt our temper getting the oes'
If us. l have called 1t the grower!
hooouse we can lock ourselves IN there
and growl to our hearts content un.i
We have quite recovered. We boti
avail ourselves Of it, and I think IT'S
very good idea. George IS IN thef'
now and | wouldn't disturb him 10
the world."-Philadelphia Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
The Grand Medicine Man.

The ceremony of the Grand Medicine
as nn elaborate ritual, covering several
2ays, the endless number of gods and
1sne sick man and to lengthen his life.
The several degrees of the Grand Med.
Eine teach the use of lamentations, of
medicines and poisons, and the require
1acuts necessary to constitute brave.
When young man seeks admission
30 the Grand Medicine lodge, he first
CASTS until he sees in his dream some
auiual, the mink, beaver, otter and
fisher being most common, which he
WAITS and kills. The skin Is then
vgrsancnted with beads or porcupine
wai{ts, ana She spirit of the animal be-
wSpnes the friend and companion of the
guu.
The medicine men have only linn
Hca knowledge of herbs, but they are
#rpcrt in dressing wounds, and the art
' a. extracting barbed arrows from the
34sh can be learned from them.
IN olden times-yes, to within the
1Asuory Of living Ojbways- The med.
axae man at the funeral ceremony thus
addressed the departed: Dear friend,
y@u will not feel lonely while pursuing
sagar Journey toward the setting sun.
Z have killed for you a Sioux, [hated
azzsfny of the Ojibways],' and l have
sealped him. He will accompany you
and provide for you hunting your food
kS rou need it. The scalp have taken
Use it for your moccasins. open
court.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
When Mayor Meets Mayor.

civic characters of local fame imbued
with sense of their own Importance
Hre not wholly unknown in this coun-
azy. fact which may account for the
snmilar ring of the following story
tHUnd in Highways and Ryways In
East Anglia"
Mayor Wakefield one day set out for
tife next town with load of hay. On
Tttc way truss fell from the load, and
ie applied to passerby for assistance
1ia replacing it. The man addressed,
1hstcad of rendering willing aid, drew
Nmself up to rather more than his nor
Etal height and said:
"Are you aware that you are address
p ing the mayor Of Lynne"
MAN." replied Wakefield, 'that don't
FAKE no odds. I'm the mayor of Cat
NE Rising. Now will you lend hand"
with pleasure" replied the mayor
Ut Lynn.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Couldn't Find the COrkscrevv.

I Ttey live pretty well out, in Il hand
aafae home, but not near enough to a
Src station to be "handy in case of ac-
sxdcnt.' AS the house is their own
x,id their all the husband had been
somewhat in terror of n blaze for some
sime. SO he laid in stock of hand
xrenades, those little glass bottles
&,tich are supposed to put out any fire
that may start.
oue day the blaze came. The cook
1tarted it in the kitchen. Then she
Eci bowling to her room and began to
paeE, her trunk. The wife pridcs her.
SELF Oh her ability to keep her head, so
klyt she stepped to the telephone and
turued in the alarm, and then she went
for the hand grenades.
When the fire department did arrive,
The men found her standing over the
xsdeboard rummaging through the
Rruwers. Copious streams of water
scun drowned the blaze and ruined the
lower floor, and the department left.
Etiil she rummaged. Her husband
came, called by the phone girl. He saw
htT there.
-Why, my dear girl" he said, "why
xidn't you use the hand grenades and
afop the fire as soon as it started?
Then the whole lower part of the house
, wouldn't have been soaked"
-John." she responded Jelly, ''if you
would just keep the corEscrew where
VI belor IS, l could use the horrid old
xrcnades. But 1t is gone, and how was
I to open m?"-Kansas City Jour-
pBJ
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
500 Rewa d. Z m

ne readers of this paper will be pleased
70 iearn that there is at least one dreaded
aisease that science has been able to cure
u In, an ITS stages and that is Catar rh
nal MAJ, Catarrh Cure is the only positive
Catarrh being a con ttutional disanse
requires constitutional treatment
HaI Catarrh Cure is taken internaIIv
acting directly upon the blood and mucous y
surfaces OF the system. thereby destrov"
log the foundation Of the disease ard
giving the patient strength by buildin1
up the constitution and assisting nat,,re
IN doing its work. The proprie.ors have
70 tSat n fhen d taish in iss: curative powers
any case that it fails to cure. Sand tor
list OF testimonials. Seuu ior
Address, F; }. CHENEY L CO., Toledo n
Sold by all druggists, 75c. 0' v
HAIRS Family Pills are the best.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
To Make . Glass Cutter.

"A glass cutter can easily be made
with an ordinary mapping pen and a
small piece of carborundum, or carbide
OF silicon. Cut off part of the nib to
form a small tube. Fit a crystal or
part OF one of carborundum into the
tube. take it out again and dip one end
III seccotine or any other cement and
replace it. Next wind a piece of fine
wire tightly around the tube and part
OF the handle and fix 1t in a notch emf
IN the latter. Put it aside for a day to
allow the cement to harden. A glass
cutter made thus will do its work as
well as the expensive diamond and a
great deal better than the ordinary
wheel cutter.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
1T STAGGERED THEM = =
Employee. In n Depart time %,,, store
We're Dazcd by n $1,000 Bill.

xxaro nnZcd by TI'"""
rhore was one division OF one o. tne
,...r"st donartment stores along oiAtn
""enue that suspended business ioI
half an hour one day last wees,
woman bought some hahaheieh' td1
and pair of towels. The clerh ioI ,a,d
her bill. 40 cents, and the woman Jaw
a paper bill on the counter :. ,.s+;,r
The clerk, a girl, looked at 1t hastiiy.
II read $1,000. She had never seen +"
thousand dollar bill before in her i,ie,
and tbn amazement it caused made ner
snoechless. With her mouth open III
wonder she made out the check snow.
ing that 40 cents was to be taken out
of 81 600. The girl who acts as cashier
foil back in her chair when she saw t"e
bill. She didn't have change TOT u
and after gazing at it in wondering an-
miration for moment she rushed OUT
to find the manager. He asked for the
customer who had offered it, and the
girl led the way to where the woman.
was waiting. The clerk had recovered
from her surprise enough to point out
the customer.
The manager said, madam, what
did you buy: :,
The woman named over the small
articles.
"What did you give the clerk?'
Il gave her dollar bill"
"No; you gave her this, and it Is
worthless" the manager said sternly.
Precipitation stood out on the WON
ans face as she looked in wonder al
the bill. She tished dollar out OF q
handbag she carried and paid. BY thai
time she had figured out an explana
ton. She has son attending bust
ness college, where they have mock
transactions in business and paper tt
look as much like money as the coun
terfeiting laws of the country will per
nit are used. The clerks had been sc
stunned by the big figures that they
did not see that it was not money al
all, but fake bill.-New York Herald
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
When Henry Irving Was His.ed.

Il was Kissed every night for a week
when l was playing the provinces
ABOUT 80 years ago." said Henry Irving
to writer in Ainslee's. Il was give1,
az engagement as leading man In q
very small theater, and before made
my bow to the audience learned that
the man whose place had taken was
very popular In the vicinity and that
the people strongly disproved of the
way IN which the management had
rorced him to retire, so that when 7
made my appearance the audience
showed their disapproval of the mana,
ger py strongly kissing the successor
70 'ne'r ta'orite. and they kept it up
TOT a week. 1t was a very uuhannv
week for me-" 'p'
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Antique Clocks.

A common trick Of clock makers and
Mparers OF years ago, when the craze
fer antique grandfather" clocks first
slowed itself. was to alter the names
aad dates of the original makers on
xurh of these clocks as came to them.
This trick has made it difficult to prove
1t,e exact age of an old clock now. even
ay experts, and still more difficult to
Aarn the name Of the real maker. Rep
g.able repairers do not follow the
gsactice in these days, having realized
that it results in the end in injury to
Abe business.-Jeweiers' Circular Week
q.,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
CULINARY CAPERS.

If parsley is wrapped up in piece Of
wet cheesecloth, it can be kept for some
time.
Nutmeg IS much used by the Italians
when cooking spinach. rs it is said to
bring out the flavor Of the vegetable.
Two or three leaves from a rose gera-
mum added to crab apple jelly while it
is cooking will, it is said, impart a de
llcious flavor.
A pinch of powdered ginger added to
cranberlies in cooking will bring out
the flavor. They should not be stewed
to jam, but kept separate, looking
more like candied cherries.
For Il vegetable PURGE either young
turnip tops or even young fresh nettle
tops are recommended. They are cook.
ed in the same way-boiled-rubb
through sieve and added to cream.
Satisfy (oyster plant is excellent if
soaked in vinegar and water, then
dipped in oil, sliced and heated in white
sauce. Bake in shells, having sprinkled
grated cheese and bread crumbs over
the top.
italian dried peas are popular still in
Great Britain under the familiar name
of peas pudding. The vegetable is
soaked overnight, then boiled rubbed
through sieve and sent to the table
with the addition Of a little thick
cream.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Lions and TiRera.

There is nothing odd or peculiar about
sie sleep Of the lions and tigers. In
captivity they show the same indiffer-
snee to danger that they manifest in
tfe tungles and by day or night will
1lumber through an unusual tumult,
unmindful or unconscious of the noise.
Their sleep is commonly heavy and
1eaceful.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
She Believed.

Hester-I hope you don't believe what
Fred Saunders says. He has been in
Dve with every girl in town. first and
lst.
Bertha-That's why value his judy
nent, you know. A man of his expert
ance may be trusted to know good
thing when he sees it.-Boston Tran.
8cript.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Chased npna-

chased brass goods such as are gen.
eraiiy known as Benares work, are
easily cleaned in this way: Wash in hot
soapsuds and dry thoroughly. Cut a
lemon and with 1t rub the brass. When
IL looks clean, rinse In warm water. drv
and then polish we'll with a niece ~
cnamoas skin. Chased work should
never be cleaned with any kind Of
powder, Va
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
Not Needed,

He was obviously anxious, and she
seemed almost willing.
Il shall refer you to papa" said she,
G&aa becoming blush, "before giving
cu aNsial answer.
But l am perfectly willing to take
suu without any reference" said be
Observation-Disclosures News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01

Nov win rrust 40 more.
Oid King Credit'skicked thu bucks.
might have wealth galore
IL others hadn't took It.
NOW owe the people
AND the people owe mo.
All would be we'll
g. II people do as they agrees,
when the people pay me.Q
j. I. MluehAn BARRE BAKERY.
E HSw Bread, Rolls and Buns fresh every dsv
c .nt Cookies and ConSectionery. nartiss
sno "eodinss supplied. 81 North MSin n
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01
No Possibility.

ARE you never afraid. Uncle Ras.
sus." asked one Of the scoffers, "of fall.
Snr from grace"
.1Cunnel," replied Uncle Rastus, "hov
ka,n a pusson fall I'm de bedrock p
FGhicapo Tribune.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01

Dlphtherla relieved in twenty minutes
Almost miraculous. DR.. Thomas Eclec.
trio OIL. At any drug store. ''o'
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-07-01

What's the seer It of happy. vigorous
health, Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach. the liver and XII ineys strong and
active. Burdock Blood Bitters does it.
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
WANT A REPUBLIC
Sensational Story From Alaska by
Way of Frisco.
KLoNDIKE MEN LEAD A REVOLT
Would Overthrow Local Govern.
ment in the Northwest Ter
ritOry-Is 1t a PIpee

San Francisco. Cal, Nov 1s.-The Call
prints story from Skaguay, Alaska,
under date of Nov. 6, telling of the discov-
cry of what Is alleged to be a huge con-
spiracy existing in Dawson, and ramifying
to Skaguay, Vancouver and Seattle, for
the overthrow Of the local government of
the Northwest Territory and the estab-
hshing of a republic with Dawson as its
capital
According to the details of the story.
arms, ammunition and provisions have
been taken in over the railroad and cached
at strategic points.
Prominent American residents of Skag-
nay are said to be ringleaders in the con-
splracy. Miners to the number of 5000
are said to await the summon to arms
ready to fight for the independence from
dominion rule of the gold fields.
The rigo-s of the Arctic winters would
give the insurgents six months immunity
from attack by Canadian or British troops
ana the adventurous conspirators hope for
Intervention, or outside assistance by the
time the melting of ice and snow will
permit the invasion Of their isolated re-
public.
1t is further related that a hurried
conference, lasting until midnight, was
held at Skaguay Nov. 8, at which were
present Captain COrrigan of the northwest
mounted police, Judge Brown of the
United States district court, United States
Marshal Shoupe, United States Attorney
Frederick and Major Hovey, commanding
United States troops at Skaguay.
This was the last of several hasty
consultations between the civil and mill
tary representatives of the two powers
in relation to the rumors of a conspiracy
TO lead the miners in a revolt against
the Canadian government.
Those present maintained the strictest
silence concerning the evidence laid be-
fore them, and their evident anxiety
helped TO confirm the rumors Of con-
spiraey.
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
CABLE FLASHES

Madrid-The senate has passed a bill pro-
hibiting silver coinage
stantinople-Conflicts resulting in much
bloodshed are reported to have occurred be-
tween Mussulmans and Christians at Beirut
Similar reports have been received from Sou
tari and Albania.
Manila-The Filipino priest, Deposoy, has
been sentenced by court-martial to the pen
atty of death for the murder of certain of his
countrymen who favored the Americans. Out
of respect to the condemned mans calling
and the great religious body to which he be-
longed, General Chaffee has commuted his
sentence to twenty years Imprisonment
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
The Fascination of Football.

1t is interesting to consider wherein lies
the fascination which football holds for
a large number of individuals of both
sexes, although many of them don't under
stand the game. In large measure, this
interest is in the physical encounters be-
tween ardent young men in perfect bodily
condition whose honor is unpurchasable.
1t is the collision of opposing human
forces at tremendous tension of muscle
and purpose. Strength such as comes
with drinking Golden Grain Belt'' beer
attracts both admiration and success.
This beer rests the nerves, purif1es the
blood and puts the muscles into the pink
OF condition, for it is brewed from the
purest barley malt and hops. 1t is os good
that you will forget it is really a medicine,
Telephone 486 Main.
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
The Two Best Ways to California
in Through Cars,
ON Tnesdavs leave Minnaal

On Tuesdays leave Minneapolis s:3o a.
M, St. Paul 10:00 a. m, via North
Western Line to Omaha, thence via Union
Pacific and Ogden to San Francisco and
Los Angeles, with no travel on Sunday.
On Saturdays leave Minneapolis $50 n.
m. st. Paul 1000 q. m, via North West
ern Line to Kansas City, thence via Santa
Fe Route, through New Mexico to Los
Angeles.
large enough to accommodate two persons.
These are the two most popular routes
for California travel, and II you contem-
plate visiting there. maps. rates and in
3S2 Robert street, St. Paul; No. Ala Mic
olIet avenue, Minneapolis, or address T.
w. Teasdale. general passenger agent,
st. Paul.
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
Doubted at Seattle.

Seattle. Wash, Nov. 1S.-No credence
Is given here to the story from San Fran
cisco regarding the discovery of a con-
spiracy to overturn the Canadian govern
ment in Alaska.
United States Marshal Shoup, who is
credited with having come here to COM
municate with the United States govern
ment regarding the matter, is said to have
come only for the purpose of bringing
some United States prisoners who had
been sentenced to terms in the peniten-
tiary at McNeill's island. He returned
yesterday
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
ROBBED OF DIAMONDS
New York Diamond Broker Is Gu,
Over $4,000.

Portland, Oregon, Nov. 1s.-E. F. Low
enthal, a diamond broker Of New York,
arrived here Saturday evening and regis
tered at the Portland hotel. He was as
signed a room on the ground floor of the
hotel and placed a trunk containing dia-
monds valued at $4,000 and $500 in gold
in the room. Mr.. Lowenthal states that
he left the hotel between and 10 O'Clock
last evening and that when he returned
he found the trunk broken open and the
diamonds and cash missing
The Minneapolis journal., 1901-11-18
GETS SIX MONTHS
Miss Eastwick, Who Forged "a Rail.
road Certificate in London.

London, Nov. 1S.-Miss Marie Josephine
Eastwick, the young Philadelphia woman
who was committed, Oct. l, in the Guild
Hall police court for trial at the Old
Bailey on charge of having forged a
100000 railroad certificate, and who, on
being arraigned, pleaded guilty, was SEN
fenced to the Old Bailey this morning to
six months Imprisonment as a second
class misdemeanant.