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The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-07
WATCH YOUR KIDNEYS
 C. sat ' They Indicate Good or Bad Health.
Free Advice Given About tht
 Kidneys.


 Kidney complaints usually commence with cold chills, especially in the back and loins, followed with fever and pain. The pain extends to the bladder. loins and thighs. The urine becomes highly colored or extremely light. It sometimes looks red or blood-like, with brick-dust sediment after standing; or it may be stringy or milky and filled with albumen, the most vital element of the body. When these conditions are allowed to continue they result in one or more of the following diseases: Backache, Weak Back. Rheumatism, Gout, Diabetes, Bright's Disease. Gravel, Irritation of the Bladder, Scala ing of the Urine, Swelling of the An kles, Dropsy or some other form of Kidney or Urinary Trouble. Watch the kidneys for these diseases and symp toms and take Stuarts Gin and Buchu. It instantly goes to the seat of the trouble, giving power. life and vigor to the kidneys, relieving all the symptoms and making a perfect cure after all else fails. Women, men and children can take this remedy with safety and pleasure. Stuart's Gin and Buehu made especially for sick, weak kidneys. and cures rheumatism. Try this grand old cure. Druggists. or by express prepaid, Sl. Free advice given about the kid neys. Stuart Drug Co.,. 34 Wall St.. At lanta. Ga. SQ
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-07

A statistician has discovered that the average business walk in New York is a mile in twenty minutes, an dthe church. going walk mile in twenty-five minutes. The Fastest walk Is that of the home ward-bound Brooklynites. A mile in e rh- teen minutes
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-07-07
Harris | ithia Water

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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
MlDDLEBuRen MARKET.
Making No Mistake,

what a beautiful gown Mrs. Spin
giles had on at the reception. re-
marked Mr.. Cumrox.
II am glad to see you showing so
much taste and discernment!" ex-
claimed his wife. 80
"Oh, I knew Icouldn't go wrong on
that proposition. Her husband told
me that gown cost him over 5000
Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31

He--WheD did. she begin to fear
that. he had married her for her
money? .yvarl =
: 'She-Well, / believe her suspicious
ware first aroused when she had to
fee the e-minister.--Town, and Country.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
Droke Them All Up.

Husband-You were not SO late as
usual to-day.
Wife-No; the meeting Of the So
ciety for the Emancipation of Wom-
en- from the Thralldom of Men had
to be postponed.
Husband-xWhat was the matter?
Wife-One Of the members came in
with crinoline on, and we all rushed
out to buy one.--N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
RsEl4 EHI7l.Ol]lHl HSs;!EI !, :; ;. !"
Market. ST. rst a.. -
...s ......s,Stlnbury,,'2Pa
HikP;ear,;oansi d0StniSnI

"Don't- you, think 3 man q ought to
be liberal in his political yiews?"
,s Certainly" answered Senator Sor-
ghum. In my opinion a man can't
hope to get very far along these days
by being stingy."-Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
Reward. Of Perseyerance.

,George-I understand the aGottits
had hard struggle to get into So
clety. rcy = ssD slag
Jack-I should say they had! Why,
old .Gottit had to spend nearly four
years in the Klondike!-Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
She Meanf II

II wouldn't be discouraged" said
Culbertson to his friend Tillinghast,
who was fretting over Miss Gaskett's
refusal of his offer Of marriage. "a
woman's no often means yes"
"This one didn't" replied Tilling-
hast, disconsolately. "She said no as
though there were an exclamation
point after it."-Leslie's Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31

sITR. .al Dearth of News. ~.
~Hain't seen you sence Sunday.
How's all?" .a4. ...ra ...-.
u "Jest so-so." I,st- s... H..
:. "Craps good" " a-'
's-~-Jest middlin'." ~ ...st-.
-"Feelin' well yerself?" la'E-.r
- Right peart." .&f .--.
Any news stirrin'?" -t.
"Nothin' but the measles, an the
sshoopin' cough, an the yaller Jam
ders, an sprinklin' er chills an fe-
rer!"- Atlanta Constitution.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31

: Try four full quasts Of Hayner's Seven. Year.
Old Rye. expsfss prepaid. for se.20 For parttl
sglsr.; see p ahncunssmenns n Of tss Tns i hsynss
elsewhere IN this iSsus.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
A. to the Golfer.

Willie-Pa, what's a caddie?
Mr.. Surly-Never mind. You'll
never have any use for one.
Willie--Well, just wanted to know
- IT has anything to do with cad.
Mr.. Surly-Yes,I a caddie usually
carries a bag of sticks for . cad
Rhnndelphia Press. sic}2 yu~Q !
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-10-31
Conclusive PrOof.

Waiter (mysteriously)-Send for o
detective, quick!
Head Waiter-What's up?
"See that woman over there? She's
q man in disguise"
"Phew! How dye know?"
'She ordered reg'lar square meal
su' gave me . tip."-N. Y. Weekly.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13

argue that there is no question of the
efficiency of the products of this COM
pany, and the highest recommendation
that could be given them is the fact
that the business is increasing to re-
markable degree.
The proprietors of the Turkish Oil
Company are gentleman of integrity
and business ability. Mr.. Chas. Il.
Walker, the manager, has charge of the
finances of the concern, as well as the
many travelling men in all parts of the
country, and is an experienced man in
this work, having for years been en-
gagged in travelling and wholesale work.
DIR. Geo. A. Walker, who is in charge
of the laboratory, is deep student and
skillful chemist, and devotes his time
to the superintendency of the manu-
facture of the medicines.
The concern as whole is one in
which we should all be interested. 1t
is increasing our post office receipts to
large extent, is employing large
force of men and women, and has
added large amount of capital to our
business interests. We bespeak for it
the best Of success.
An enterprise that is now contem-
plated by the proprietors of this con-
Germ and will be valuable addition to
our bustling city if established is Vet
erinary College, for the admission of
students in veterinary surgery, etc. 1t
will certainly meet with the hearty
cooperation of our business men when
the time arrives for the development
of the project.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
A Golden Wedding.

Last Saturday, November 8, was the
fiftieth anniversary of the marriage of
Mr.. Thomas and Mrs. Serepta Morri-
son, nee Jones, of Burr Oak. About
seventy-five of their children, grand
children and neighbors gathered at
their home to celebrate with them
their golden wedding. There was one
very cheering consideration in connec-
ton with this anniversary that was a
source of gratitude and praise to Him
from whom all blessings fiow." Mr..
and Mrs. Morrison have raised family
of ten children, seven sons and three
daughters, and death, the great enemy,
has not been permitted to break their
ranks. All of the children, with all of
the sons-in-law but two, and all of the
daughters-in-law, with most of the
grandchildren, were present.
After few appropriate remarks by
Elder Ridley, in which the couple re-
newed their marriage vows, and prayer
by Rev. Dorcas, they were each pre-
sented with gold watch and chain
from their children, gold thimble and
numerous other articles, and a purse
containing upwards Of twelve dollars
from the assembled guests. A bounti-
ful marriage feast was spread, to which
all did ample justice. A very enjoy
able time was spent, and il was the
earnest desire of those assembled that
the "God of all grace" who had so
graciously watched over them during
their half lfcentury of welded life, would
continue to them for many years his
preserving care.
The same day was also the nineteenth
birthday of Bert Morrison, their young
est and only unmarried son, and about
thirty of the young folks gathered il
the evening to eat oysters and help him
celebrate.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
The subjection OF Man.

"No, / never have a bit of trouble
with my husband" remarked the frail
little woman with the intelligent face.
"In fact, have him right under my
thumb"
"You don't look very strong" doubt
fully commented the engaged girl.
"You mistake me, my dear. Its a
mental, not a physical, subsection"
"Would you mind telling me how
mot bit. Always glad to help any
one steer clear Of the rocks. First OF
all, you must know that man in love
is the biggest sort of fool and says
things that make him almost wild when
he hears them in after life. l realized
1t, and from the very beginning of our
courtship l kept phonograph in the
room, and every speech he made was
duly recorded. Now, whenever my hus-
band gets little bit obstreperous just
turn out a record or so. Heavens, how
he does rave! But he can't deny 1t.
They always will, though, If you don't
have proof positive"
"Thank you," gratefully murmured
the engaged girl. "I'll get phono-
graph this very day."
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Decorah Wins From Cresco.

The great football game of the season
for Decorah was the game on Monday
afternoon at the fair grounds between
the teams of Decorah and Cresco. Both
teams had been practicing hard for
this game, and it was expected that it
would be nip and tuck between the
two. Cresco came down in a special
train prepared to do business from the
start. Their band and large contin-
gent of citizens accompanied their team,
and but few minutes after the train
arrived at 2:45 the fair grounds began
to fill up with people, so that when the
had gathered there that ever witnessed
a game in the city. 1t was cold,
misty day, but the ardor of the players
and spectators was not in the least
dampened. When the two teams lined
up and the first few plays were made,
it became evident that it would be q
closely-fought contest, and the progress
of the game demonstrated this beyond
a doubt. The first half was battle
royal, now one side and now another
making gains, and it ended with nei-
ther able to score. In the second half
Decorah kicked off, and by rapid GEN.
ter smasbes finally made touchdown,
and safely kicked goal. Score to 0,
Decorah's favor. And thus the game
ended. However, Decorah was steadily
making gains on their opponents, and
probably would have secured another
goal if they had had few minutes
more time. The special tackles and
other plays of the backs saved touch
down for the home team on two or
three different occasions. They played
splendidly and are entitled to special
credit, as are all the team. Decorah
was far superior to Cresco in center
smashes, while Cresco eXcelled our
team in end runs, although every time
our men downed their runner. The
game was played without 'beefing" or
"kicking," and was thoroughly en-
joyed by all who witnessed it. 1t was
fair test of the relative strength Of
the two teams, and was won in clean
contest by the Decorah eleven, score
6 to
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
The Coming Attractions.

The dramatic sky having cleared it
is disco vered that of the new "stars"
which were this year launched in the
theatrical ether, the two which have
met with what would appear TO be
permanent and substantial successes,
are Adelaide Thurston, who is starring
in "Sweet Clover, and S. Miller Kent,
who is presenting 1.-The Cowboy and
the Lady" Miss Thurston has just
completed her tour of the South with
flying colors, appearing at every point
to large and delighted audiences. Mr..
Kent is now in the Northwest, where
he has won great and deserved sue
cess. Like Miss Thurston his business
has been very large There have been
failures; but, "it is best" as De Wolf
Hopper used to say when speaking of
the old st. George Hotel, of Evansville,
Indiana, ''to talk of pleasant things"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
His PRize.

An amusing story, which may per-
haps he entirely true, Is told of a short
sighted but energetic member OF the
Russian secret police.
He was walking through little fire.
quented street of st. Petersburg one
night when he spied high up on a lamp
post placard.
"Ahaw he said to himself, scenting
mischief on the instant and alert for
action. "That's one of those incendiary
notices about his majesty the czar! IL
must come down at oncev
With some difficulty, being Of stout
build, he succeeded in climbing the post
and dislodging the placard. He bore IL
to the ground, and there, peering at II
by the light of the lamp, he read two
Russian words, the English equivalent
Ger which Is the well known legenu
"Wet Paint."-Youth's Companion.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Woman's Suffrage Notes.
published by request.)

A dispatch from Christiania, dated
Oct. 8, says1 "The privilege recently
granted women to vote for, and sit in,
municipal councils in Norway is adding
unusual interest to the approaching
elections. The women's battle cry is:
Away with politicians; only men and
women who further social reform to
the frontp Conservatives and Liberals
are trying to induce the women to vote
for their candidates, but even iii the
smallest towns the women insist upon
their right to pick the best men of both
parties and to support the women can
didates. The men are greatly disturb
ed, and do not know how to vote"
The case of Miss Stone, captured by
brigands in Bulgaria and held for ram
som, shows the danger to which .wo-
men missionaries may be exposed.
Bishop Vincent, DR.. Buckley, and
other conservative gentleman of all de-
nominations utter fervent appeals to
women to go as missionaries to remote
and dangerous parts of the earth; but
when it is proposed to let woman &c
five minutes walk from her domicile
to cast ballot, these gentlemen object
on the grounds that "a woman's place
is at home.n
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
It's Value Recognized.

The enormous value of clever news
paper advertising was never more COM
pletely demonstrated than in the great
success of Adelaid Thurston as star in
"Sweet Clover" Although this is
Miss Thurston's first season at the
head of her own company, she has
been playing to crowded houses every
where she has appeared. Miss Thurs
toms managers. Frank j. and Claxton
Wilstach, were able to secure "a play
for their star which has turned out to
be an immense popular success where
ever it has been presented. Good news
travels fast when ii is shouted to the
four winds by the clarion voice of the
press, and so little Miss Thnrston finds
herself a firmly fixed star in an un-
expectedly brief period of time. There
is lot in clever advertising when you
have a good thing and know how to
present it. Decorah will welcome her
i'm December.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Special Meetings.

Ensign Harrington. of Omaha, will
conduct special Salvation Army meet
ings in Decorah from 1919. Friday
and Saturday meetings at the hail on
Water Street at 7:45, Junior meeting
at the hall Sunday afternoon al 200 p.
m. Holiness meeting for Christians at
800 p. m. Sunday evening. Sunday
evening service will be at the Congre-
gational church commencing at 700 p.
m. All are welcome.
s. HI. HAUKINs, Captain.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Wedding at Ridgeway.

The marriage of Mr.. Ole FL. Molaas,
of Bluffton township, and Mrs Anna
Juve, of Lincoln, occurred last We'd
nesday at the home of the bride, after
partaking of a sumptuous dinner with
the assembled guests.
They departed on their wedding trip
for Cresco, and thence to Minneapolis.
The best wishes of the whole commu-
nifty go out to them in wishing pros
porous journey and safe return.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13

A YOUNG married woman from
Charles City who was visiting Chicago
few days ago with her husband. left
him at their hotel room one morning
while she went on an errand. She was
not accustomed to big hotels nor to big
Chidago, but she got back without mis-
hap in halfan hour and knocked at the
door of what she thought was her room.
There was no response.
"Let me in honey" said the young
woman, knocking more vigorously.
Still no response.
"Honey, let me in," called the
young woman, redoubling her exer-
tions, Honey, let mein."
She ratified the knob and shook the
door and pounded with both fists, but
there was the silence of the grave on
the other side. The young woman's
voice rose to half a cry.
"Honey, aren't you there? / want
to get in. Honey open the door,"
Then arose from the other side of the
door deep, bass voice, with resent
full note in it.
MADAME" it said, "this is not a
bee hive. This is a bath room.'
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Salesman Wanted.

We want thoroughly reliable man
i'm this vicinity, as our representative,
to handle very desirable, quick sell
ing line of goods. To such we will pay
a straight salary of $50 a month. A
man of large acquaintance in this COM
munity preferred. Address,
MERCHANDISE SUPPLY Co.,
48s Fort Wayne, Ind.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13

SINCE the introduction of the miscel.
laneous breakfast foods, a local tight.
wad has found bucksaw as good as q
cook stove to get breakfast. He has
discovered that mush made of sawdust
is good breakfast dish. 1t cor.
responds to grape-nuts. Small shavings
chopped fine are good substitute fol
granose flakes and excelsior makes a
good counterfeit for shredded wheat
biscuits.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
By HARRY j. GREEN.
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Official County Paper.
WEST WATER STREET
BOTH PHONES NO. IS.

AN East End lady wasasked one day
last week if her daughter was learning
to play 10y note. Certainly not" was
the indignant reply 1--WE pay cash for
every lesson. The very idea"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13

A TRAMP called at a farm house the
other day and asked for some refresh
ments. AS the lady of the house re-
fused to give him any, and the man
would not go away, she told him she
would call her husband. "Oh, no you
WON'T" replied the tramp, "because he
amt i'm "How do you know?'
asked the woman. Because" answer
ed the tramp as he sidled down the
path, "a man who marries woman
with a face like that Is only home at
meal time. Rock ford Register.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Subscription Price S1.50 per year

Offers Advertisers a good means of reaching
the people of WinneSheik and Howard coun-
ties. Rates given on application.
Business Cards S. per year.
Legal advertising at legal rates.
This paper will be sent to subscribers until
all arrearages are paid and it is ordered stop
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Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13

Passenger train No. 502 makes close connec-
ton at Cedar Rapids with through trains to
Chicago, st. Louis, Kansas City, Omaha, St.
Paul, and all points beyond.
Freight trains will carry passengers when
provided with tickets only.
]. w. LAWHEAD, Agent.
JNO. G. FARMER. Gen Ticket 4 Pass Ag't
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
G&Gc Ckimiom
BY HARRY j. GREEN.

Is published on Wednesday of each week at
DEBORAH, Winnesbeik county, Iowa. Pub
lication office at 3l7 West Water Street
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
Burlington, Cedar Rapids L Northern.

No. SOP Passenger, leaves Decorah 3:l5 p. m
No. 542, Freight and Passenger, leaves Decorah
$50 a. m. No. sol, Passenger. arrives at De-
corah lao p. m. No. SILL Freight and Passen.
ger arrives at Decorah 5:l5 p, m. All trains
daily except Sunday
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1901-11-13
2%Gc oelosien

PUBLlsHED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
The Irish standard., 1901-09-21
Iipton,s Shamrock II.

A yachting enthusiast, who Is also
something Of a student of history, as.
serts that Sir Thomas Upton put a
hoodoo on his cup challenger when he
named it Shamrock H., says the Brook
Ign Eagle. Men who are identified
with nautical affairs in almost any
capacity are proverbially superstitious,
but in this case it Is certainly inter-
esting to note the facts that he brings
forward to support his assertion.
shamrock II. will not win" he said
recently. "No IL ever had any luck,
and am not at all surprised that
Shamrock II. has had innumerable ac-
cidents and has even put the life Of
King Edward in jeopardy. Just pick
up your history and see what has hap
pened to the lis since the beginning
of time. Take English kings, for in
stance. William II. met with an un-
timely death; Henry II. had a troubled
reign and rebellious sons and died Of
a broken heart; Edward II. was de-
feated by the Scots under Robert
Bruce. was deposed and then cruelty
murdered; Richard II. died mysterd-
ously, presumably being murdered in
prison; Charles III. was for long time
in exile and led wandering and
dangerous life; James II. made a poor
and cowardly fight for his throne and
died an exile, and George II. was
forced to fight to retain his crown and
had a life filled with troubles. It has
been the same in other countries, too.
almost without exception the lis
have been unfortunate. Pope Alexan-
der II. was forced to see an anti-pope
occupy Peters chair; Alexander II. Of
Russia was assassinated by the nihil-
lists, and Louis II. of Bavaria became
insane and committed suicide by
drowning. There are many other in
stances to bear out my contention If
You care to look them up, and You
will find that many race horse owners
have the same idea. Occasionally a
horse gets the IL added to its name,
but an owner seldom tries the expert,
ment second time. So look to see
Shamrock II. defeated in the America
cup races"
Still, one can't help recalling that
Shamrock I. also was defeated and
that many monarcls who did not have
the I'll" attached to their names had
their full share Of troubles. But to a
superstdtious man that Is Of small i'm
!. portance.
The Irish standard., 1901-09-21
Wife Selling in Enrland.

There are more things in England in
the twentieth century than are dreamt
of in all our philosophers. says the st.
James Gazette. Ore of them was re-
vealed in bankruptcy court yester-
day, where Worcestershire farmer
declared he had purchased a neigh
bors wife for pipe Of tobacco. Such
things were common enough when the
world was three generations younger
and are common enough IL we are
The Irish standard., 1901-09-21
\ RAILROAD TICKET

Reading via Wisconsin Central r,
will carry you on convenient train,
from Minneapolis and st. Paul daily
for Manitowoc, Milwaukee and Chi
cago, where connections are made TO
the EAST and South. Nearest ucke
agent can give you complete informs
ten. JAS. O. POND,
Gen. Pass. Agt.,
Milwaukee, Via