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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-05-14
NOTICE OF ELECTION OF
OFFICERS.

AT THE ANNUAL MEETING OF
the stockholders of the Sun Chung
Kwack Bao, Ltd. held on the Sd day OF
May, 1901, at the hall of the Bow
Wong Association, Honolulu, the fol-
lowing were elected the officers of the
corporation for the ensuing year:
President, II. A Heen.
Vice President, Wong Leong.
Treasurer, C. K. Al.
Secretary, A. Y. Shew.
Auditor, Tong Kau.
Board OF DirectorstM. c.. Amana.
Young Ping, Wong Shiu King, X. r.
Ii, T. Ahung, w. w Ahana and Chang
Hong.
Honolulu, May 10, 1901.
A. Y. SHEW,
5856 Secretary.
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Theosophcal Society

THE REGULAR MEETINGS OF
the Aloha Branch, Theosophfcal So
Getty. are now as follows:
Every Saturday, 1850 p. M, public
meeting In the hail Of Knights Of Py-
thias, Fort street
Every Tuesday. TAB p. M, class OF
Ancient Wisdom" at the residence OF
Lr. Rice, Beretania street.
Every Thursday evening, 7:4s D. M,
beginners class, at the residence OF
Library open for exchange Of books,
Saturday evening and Wednesday AZ
ternoon, from to 5.
Information obtained from the Sec
rotary, at the Woman's Exchange.
Fort street.
Minneapolis, will welcome callers and
enquirers at the Hawaiian Hotel. 6sSs
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REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.

MAY g. No. se5s-Trs. Oahu College to
E NJ. Pond; lots 8 and 10000 square
feet. block g. College HiiIs tract. Homo
lulu, Oahu Consideration $3.50.
No. 9o5z-Trs. Oahu College to G. b.
Mcclellan; lot 8, block I, lots and Ia.
block Is, lot ., block 10 66,65o square
feetl, College Hills tract. Honolulu, Ca
hu. Consideration 2,S09
No s055-Trs. Oahu College to P. M.
Pona, tr.; lot s. block / and lot 2. block
8 $4,000 square feet). College Hills tract.
Honolulu, Oahu. Consideration $500.
No. S05S@J Radin ct al. to Farm
Cornn; piece of land G1,0oo square feet,
Punanou. Honolulu. Oahu. Considers
ton s1,25o.
No. s05s-H c. Meyers to Miss Emma
Taylor; portion of lot (s2z square feet,
block b. Meyers tract, Kaluaopaiena,
EKaifhi, Oahu. Consideration $50
No. COCK. Akana to ]. w. Keliikoa;
portion Of r. P. ss7. kul. 773S, Keanhon.
North Kona. hawaii. Consideration $40.
No. 9063-kina Lum Kee ct al. to Ting
Hing: piece land Q1-10o of an acre}, be-
tween Nuuanu and Punchbowl streets,
Pauoa, Honolulu, Oahu. Consideration
s., 5Oo
No. so4-Peter McKinnon and wife TO
Olaa Sugar Co.: r. P 4440 (ss3e acres,,
olaa, Pune. Hawaii. Consideration
s.. $3.50.
List OF deeds flied for record May 10,
1901:
First Party. Second Party. Class
Est. Iau Chong ct ALL. A Ma
Buif6 s55......z. .sss...s...-.s ,....s -
NJ. Olrog-W. A. MADDEN .......... D.
A. ". Gear and Wife,. Harrison. d
| List of deeds flied for record May IL
1901:
| First Party. Second Party. Class
Hao ct aL-Hoopiinui .......... D
IH. waterhouse-S Hockano
III NJ Whitney-M. Hookano D
IP. Muhlendorf tr.s ct ALL. A
Hayseiden -. .........-...-...... d
Lee Chu and wife-H. A. Heen
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Corporation Nj tees.
McBRYDE SUGAR COMPANY LTD.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the eleventh assessment of ten {10) per
cent (s2.00 per share), levied on the
assessable stock of the McBryde Sugar
Co. Ltd. is due on June l. 1901, and
will be delinquent on June Is, 1901.
Stockholders will please make prompt
payment at the Office of Messrs. Thee.
H. Davies & Co., Ltd
F. M. SWANZY,
Treasurer, McBryde Sugar Co., Ltd.
Honolulu, May IS. 1901 1855
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MEETING NOTICE.
HAWAIIAN AUTOMOBILE CO, j

HAWAIIAN AUTOMOBILE CO., LTD.
THE ADJOURNED ANNUAL
shareholders meeting of the Hawaiian
Automobile Co., Ltd, has been further
adjourned to Wednesday, May 18th, at
10 o'clock a. M, at the Office OF Castle
& Cooke, Ltd, in Honolulu.
w. H. HOOGS,
Secretary Hawaiian Automobile
Co., Ltd. $3.50
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NOTICE.

ALL BILLS OWING T. B. CLAP
ham, D. v. g.. must be settled by May
31st, otherwise they will be given my
lawyer for collection.
Z 1858 MRS. T. B. CHATHAM.
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HAIKU SUGAR CO.. LTD.

A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
stockholders Of the Haiku Sugar Conn
rany is hereby called for Thursday,
May 1e, 1901, at 9 q. M. in the Offices
OF Alexander & Baldwin, Ltd, for the
purpose OF accepting the amended
the bylaws.
J. B. ATHERTON,
Secretary Haiku Sugar Co., Ltd.
Honolulu, April 30. 1901. 5s4s
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ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

THE THIRD AND LAST ASSESS
ment Of Is per cent ($2.5 per shared
on the capital stock Of the HONOLU-
LU STOCK YARDS CO., LTD, WIN be
due and payable at the compaHy's Of
ice on June list. and will become de-
linquent July ], 1901.
L. DE L. WARD.
Honolulu. April 80. 1854. ssss
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NOTICE

IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT NO
person Is authorized to incur debts in
our name on the Island Of Hawaii
Honolulu, April so, 1901
SS45 w. c. ACHI q co.
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PAIA PLANTATION CO., LTD.

A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
shareholders of the Paia Plantation
Company is hereby called for Thurs
day, May Is, 1901, at $3.50 a. m. In the
offices Of Alexander & Baldwin, Ltd,
for the purpose OF accepting the
amended charter, and adopting amend
ments to the bylaws.
]. B. ATHERTON,
Secretary Pafa Plantation Co, Ltd.
Honolulu April 30, 1861. ES44
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HONOMU SUGAR COMPANY.

THE sTocKBooKs OF THH
above company win be closed to trans
fers from Monday, the 18th, to Wed
nesday, the 18th instant, inclusive.
GEO. II. ROBERTSON,
Treasurer, II. 8. Co.
Honolulu. May 10, 1901. $3.50
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Shareholders will take notice that
dividends will be paid only to those
whose names appear on the stockbcolxs.
and not to stockholders OF endorsed.
but untransferred certificates.
Per order.
GEO. II. ROBERTSON,
1851 Treasurer.
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ookALA SUGAR PLANTATION CO.
NOTICE.

THE sToCKBoOKs. OF THIS
company will be closed to transfers
from May 18th to 18th. inclusive.
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I'VE cE-surveyor and
@ce rooms GLIB, top
nldg, Merchant St.:
Wcers taken for type
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: PAGE. Architects and
MONS ~ Arlington
q. L; sketches and
furnished at short ps-
s0 box n
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A dividend VIII be due and payable
at the Office OF C. Brewer q Co., Ltd,
Queen street, on the 18th instant.
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EsoaEa-hgiaeers and
elns and Sugar Ma
|. es power plants; Of
'Hesxsls block; Tel. ID
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kTaL-onics l48 Nuuanx
=, "a; ofics hours, s to u
LIrN . to . .. m, except
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e ..a. : and cleo
W. engineer for Oahu
VI u; In Wilder Ave.
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E.sTN.-oface. 90 Beret2-
~, s.; hours, . to II =
h. J::n to $50 p. m; Tsl
lti =, Tel. Whits 1881
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'~,oeE-omcs of DR.. Day.
! tours. ia n. to > p. M
|, n: sundays. . to II; Of
n, white Hl
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d, ms was the only time he was heard
during the morning session
Inc motion to pass the salaries of
the messengers carried.
me president then declared the Sem
ate IN recess until D. m.
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|s1AA Am. Soc. c. E.
s. I.an Engineer; -
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snAcToRa.
a. :: sas aad Builder,
- a s.ung; brick. wood or
N !. - Hotel b., near
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psYsIcIANs. 80
!. sours, . to L g. M J 10
Il o.
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s,sIoslL cAaDs.

[5.i Estate and Notary
Z King St; Tel 81
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,MclANs.
b, TOUR OUR EYES; you
- Boat wear other
- M~ eyes diHsr from
b.. E e. cheap. improperly
,r VII ruin your eyes.
M LUCAS oPTICIAN,
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Van, D.D.S--Alakea st.,
bns Mksonic Temple, Ho-
|isura ga. m. TO 4 .. m.
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Honolulu. April 80.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

butter formerly came from the farm
ers' wives with little, If any, artificial
coloring matter, thus making many
varied hues, according Ia the season of
the year. But now the retail grocer
can order his butter from any section
of the country with 4 reasonable sure
ty that he will receive goods of the
proper color. OLEOMAlsGARlNE has
brought this change about, ana so Is
1t not Il fact that "BUTTER Is COL.
ORED TO INITIATE OLEOMAR-
GARINE?" This entirely harmless
bultercolor Is necessary in both butter
and OLEOMARGARINE, in order that
the eye may be pleased. and from that
the palate, thus aiding digestion, which
should be the object of all food leglsla-
tlon. 4 bill is now before Congress,
put in by the Dairy interests, aiming
at taxation of OLEOMARGARlNE so
colored 10 cents per pound, which, If
passed, would entirely destroy the in
dustry, as such tax would be prohibi-
tive. No reasonable person, however,
supposes for moment that such a law
can be passed. People demand OLEO-
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

Three thousand miles of poles, stretch
ing northward from the Cape, have
been erected, and but one thousand
three hundred miles yet remain To be
conquered. Rhodes has also under
taken that greatest project the world
has ever seen-the Cape-to-Cairo Rail
wny-whch will soon he pushed to
Victoria Falls. When these great en-
terprises are completed long step
will have been taken for the civilian
tion Of Africa. War Is n great force,
but how can it compare with modern
sclence-that which is inevitably con-
qucring the dark regions and the habi-
tOtiOns OF cruelty.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16
IS IT PAT HENNESSEY?
The Eagle Does Not Seem to Have Been
Alone in Having Its Sus.
picions.
The Chicago American Makes Some Charges
Which Certainly Need Some Sort
Of Explanation.
Did the Republican Candidate Change His
Good Old Irish Name or Did
He Not?

will probably want to tind out what is
the name of the gentleman for whom
they are inviting people to vote for the
highest office in the gift of the city.
That might seem to he quite an inter
esting or even II necessary preliminary.
These two simple questions Judge III.
bridge lIauccy refuses to answer:
WHAT Is YOUR NAME?
WHERE WE'RE YOu BORN!
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

MARGARINE, and they will have It.;
what Is good and pure has always tri-
umphed. So Will OLEOMAAGARINE.
The public are becoming so educated
to its Use that they not only call for it
mt their retailers, but insist on having
It, knowing that they will then get IN
article uniform in quality ana flavor,
which they cannot be sure of when call
ing for butter the standard for which
hcnceforth must necessarily be "PURE
AS OLEOMARGARINE." 10 utterly
destroy the commerce in such an arti-
Gle of necessity for the people would
he TO commit an offense against our
Constitution, which was enacted for
the express purpose of protecting the
just demands, rights and privileges OF
the American people.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

Demos is a funny bird! The people
of Servla detested Milan when he was
King and would like to have seen him
lynched. They resented his brutal
treatment OF Queen Natalie and hated
him for what he was-a roue, card
sharp and general all-arOund black
guard. Yet when his son, King Alex
ander, displays GOODNESS about his death
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The South African war has over
shadOwed for time that great prof.
ect of Cecil Rhodes, the Cape-tO-Cairo
telegraph. That work has gone stead
lily ON. Forests, streams, natives and
wild animals have been conquered.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

The latter part Of this century just
drawing 10 q close has witnessed a
most remarkable and cOmmendable agl-
taton in the discussion and ,nyestlga-
ton Of all Food Products, with the OBJ
ject In view OF eliminating from com.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

Paris has caught the annexation
fever and proposes to extend her linn
its to include number of her SUBJ
urbs, thereby increasing her popula-
ton. "Greater" Chicago and "Great-
err New York win doubtless regard
this as imitation.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

Events In China seem to prove that
the civilized soldier when lighting
against barbarians rapidly sinks to the
level of his opponents. scratch Rus
sian ana you will find a Tartar is the
old saying. Amended it might read:
scratch civilized white man and
you will find primitive troglodyte, a
cave dweller of the stone age"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1901-03-16

and has him buried outside of the king
dom he had disgraced the same popu-
lace becomes highly indignant at such
with intent to do injury to the undutiful
child. The vagaries of the mob almost
equal those of the petit jury.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1901-04-12

81 am not prepared to state that the
dead can come to lifc," said n Pennsyl-
vania man, but the experience of a
friend of mine I'm Il Pennsylvania Ger
man town would seem to incline one
that way.
"ln the town where he was visiting
he became acquainted with the local
undertaken md in that way was n
blcd to be present at the funeral Of q
young woman who had expired from
shock ut seeing her husband fall from
Il load of hay. He vas not hurt at nli,
but she was. to oil intents and pur
poses, as dead as the proverbinl door
nail. The body was laid out In the par
lor, and MI the relatives and friends
had assembled to pay their last re
spects to the dead.
"As is customary in that locality, p
big funeral dinner was served. In the
midst of the meal the parlor door open
ed and in walked the corpse. 1t didn't
take a minute to clear the ROOM, lcav-
ing the intruder from the spirit world
in sole possession. The undertaken
finally pluckcd up courage to return to
the dining room and found his subject
enjoying n hearty meal after her en-
forced fast.
Her first question was, Was Jake
hurt much philadelphia Record.
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A roo,ppii ,ncldcnt =, New yoru.

w -
MIR. Frank W. Graves during his
newspaper career witnessed many sin.
gular scenes, but the oldest one hap.
pcncd. according to Mr.. Graves, in the
old days when the big college football
teams played their star games on the
New York polo grounds on Thanksgiv
ing day.
On the occasion mentioned Yale and
Princeton had played and Yalo had
won.
Going up broadway there walked n
dappcr young Princeton man and n
girl. Going down Broadway at the
same moment were eight victorious
young Yale men. They were happy,
but silent, and they came straight
down the street until they splcd the
Princeton pnir.
Then still In silence, moved Ivy n sin.
gle purpose, the Yale men formed u
circle, and rs the other pedestrians
made way for them they went around
and around the Princeton pair. At first
the young nan vas surprised. then an
gcrcd, and Mt last he raised his cane
and made n dash for liberty, whcrcup,
on the Yale men stopped and, without
n word, fell upon him as they do In
football, quietly, heavily and quickly.
Then, strengthening themselves again
into n line, the eight Yalcsians stopped
a moment and In concert raised their
hats to the thoroughly frightened girl
and silently resumed their march down
the street Saturday Evening Post.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1901-04-12

During q summer vacation the rare
opportunity was given me Of studying
the nest building habits Of a small fat
fish that frequents the shallow places
in Lake Sunapee, N. II.
My fish had selected a quiet owe
within a few feet of the shore and
quite near a row Of cottages. Pre-
sumably they were less In fear of man
than Of the finny tribe. Their nests
were circular in form and about the
size of a bushel basket. They were
followed out in the center like a saucer
and were kept in perfect shape and
beautifully clean by a swift, fanlike
motion of the tail fin of the fish, held
in a perpendicular position. The bot
tom of the lake being of a dark color
and these nests made Of white sand,
you could easily see what a neat house
keeper this little fish was. Each nest
had its owner, who fought for her
"hearth and home" with great valor,
chasing off every intruder and seldom
being vanquished in the fray.
This pugnacious creature was es-
sentially a home body, seldom leaving
a nest except to dart off a few in quest
of food or in hot pursuit of an invader.
This little fish is a bold robber as we'll
as a valiant fighter. l noticed one of
the largest specimens drive a smaller
one from her nest again and again
and then take possession Of 1t, spend
ing her time between her own nest and
the n she had robbed. l counted
three dozen of these nests, not more
than a foot apart. Some Of these fish
were beautifully colored.
/ went down to the lake very early
n morning to take a look at my pets.
The water was very calm and clear.
Nearly all of the fish were lying per-
fectly still in the center Of their nest,
apparently fast asleep. Interstate
Journal.
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VAS up to all u tricks. For seven
long hours lie hung to us, and then OF a
sudden he sank out of sight without so
much as a splash. We argued that he
had gone for good. and It was n weight
off our minds, but Davids shook his
head in a mournful way and replied:
Sam Patch came here after me.
and he won't leave for good till he gets
me. He's only Off to feed"
We reached the island without hav.
Ing seen more of him, however. As we
came within n mile of the north shore
the bark was thrown Into the wind,
the boat lowered, and Davids was to
be rowed In to sound the depth and
find a safe anchorage. Three sailors
took their places at the oars, and the
boat showed Off. 1t was n sunny sky
and a calm sea, with eve n thought
of danger, but the yawl had not pulled
above a cables length from us and ev-
cry man In the bark had his eye on
her when she suddenly rose In the air
with a crashing, rending noise. Below
her appeared the great head of Sam
Patch, and 1t was thrust upward I'M
til the stove boat was lifted 80 feet
high and then slid Off. When ten feet
more of the body was exposed 70 view.
the whale fell over with n mighty
swash, rolled his great body over and
over three or four times and then dis
appeared beneath the surface.
We had n second boat down in no
time to pick up the men, but while four
had gone in the boat there were only
three to rescue. The trio were more or
less knocked about and almost fright
ened to death. but they had come off
better than the mate. Whether the
whale seized him In Its mouth or
drowned him as 1t rolled we could not
say, but our search for the body was
in vain, and Sam Patch disappeared
to trouble us no more.
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Neat window Arrangement.

To make the ends of this combined
window box and plant shelf The La
dies World directs to select two pieces
of half inch board IL inches wide and
10 inches long. Mark out the curve in
the front edge with n pencil and follow
on the board the lines Of the inner
open spaces.
The board can be cut on these lines
with a sharp jackknife, but If one has
II of the very narrow "keyhole" saws
that carpenters use the work can be
done very quickly. When II end Is
cut out, it can be used as a pattern for
the other end. A bottom and two mar
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A NEW YORK CROSUS.
Egyptian Caravan Trip That lie
Projected md Abandoned

"Some ycnrs ago. said n st. Louis
man, 81 spent n winter in Cairo, Egypt,
and while ! was there n young New
Yorker arrived who was the tnlk OF the
place as long as he staid. He had moth
Ing but money, was not afraid TO burn
II and was exceedingly fond OF the smell
OF the smoke II made. A divcrting series
OF balls, dinners and Summing parties
followed his advent, and he finally an
nonnced his intention OF bringing his py-
rotechnic career In the country of the
pharaohs to II fitting close by making
the journey to the second cataract of the
Nile. No dahnbcnh being available to
make the trip In by ~watcr-thcy all hav-
ing been engaged by more farsighted
travelcrs-the young Crnsus perforcc
elected to make his trip by caravan and
straightway started out to make It the
most gorgeous and complete caravan that
had ever crossed the desert, and he sue.
ceedcd. For days all Cairo talked about
1t, and the morning set for the leave TAX.
Ing all Cairo turned out on the outskirts
OF the city to see the start. 1t went of
with great pomp and circumstance, and,
rs the cnmels disappeared over the des-
ert sands. we made our way back to
Shepheard's hotel.
WI account VI Nv Gl'ht mat VI III
middle OF the day in Egypt a caravan
journeys in the early morning and in the
evening. During the heat OF the noon
hours the tents are pitched, and men
and beasts get through 1t as best they
can. Judge Of our surprise that evening
when that gorgeous caravan again APP
peared In Cairo and announcement was
made that the trip had been definitely
given up. One Of the guests explained
the trouble later. 1t seemed that when
luncheon was served the host drank off
n glass Of champagne and jumped to his
feet In n rage. Where's the iccl' he
demanded Of his terrified valet, who was
acting as butler. Ice, sirl How can you
get Ice in such n place as thisT replied
the servant.
"Do you mean to say I've got to drink
hot champagne for two months| his irate
master demanded. And upon being In.
formed that he had he promptly ordered
the caravan back TO Cairo, despite the
protests OF his guests and that by so do
Ing he had expended 10000 for moth.
ing."-New York Tribune.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1901-04-12
A Sensitive Policeman,

An irascible policeman of Paris arrest
cd a peaceful citizen for calling him a
"geometrician." The citizen was talking
rather loudly to the proprietor Of an old
curiosity shop with whom he was at va
rance as to the value Of alleged antiqui-
ties offered for sale in the establishment.
The policeman, In an excess OF zeal. en-
tered the shop and expostulated with the
citizen for shouting at the top Of his
voice.
you are n geOmetrician,," was the re-
tort OF the person addressed.
What Is that vile name you called
meY" quericd the policeman.
"Go and study Euclid" replied the
other, who was then seized by the collar
of his overcoht and marched to the sta
ton. There the too sensitive policeman
was Informed by his superior officer that
there was not even a shadow Of a case
against the person arrested.-London Tel
egraph.