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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
Methodism vs.. Christian science.

New York, April 13.-Methodism, as
expressed in the New York East con-
ference, refused to acknowledge Chris
tan scientists as religious body, and
absolutely declined to return creden-
tials to a member of this conference
who had joined Mrs. Eddy's followers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
Tavlor NAV BE Delivered On

Washington, April Ex-senator De-
Doe, of kentucky, says that Gov. Dur
bin, of Indiana. will honor requisi-
ton from Gov. Beckham, of Kentucky,
for w. S. Taylor, who is charged with
completely in the murder of the late
Gov. Gcebel.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16

MUSHROOM. Transvaal Colony, April
is.-An the inhabitants of this place
have been sent to Pretoria. Ny1s-
troom is 80 miles north of Pretoria
on the railroad.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
ChappeIIe Called to Rome,

Manila, April 15.-Archbishop Chap
pelle, the papal delegate in the Phil
ippines, has been summoned to Rome.
He will sail soon and his return here
is improbable.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
Ex-Pres,dent Steyn Broken in Health.

BIoemfontein, April 15.-It is re-
ported that the health of former
President Steyn has broken down. Il
is also said that he has advised all
Beers on commando to surrender i'm
mediately,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
Sudden death oF AIdg.ce F. walker.

New York, April 13.-Chairman Al
dace F. Walker, of the Atchison, To-
peka & Santa Fe railroad, died sud-
denly at his home in this city yester-
daV
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-04-16
To Launch Johnson's Presidential Boo

To Launch JOhnson's Presidential Boom.
Indianapolis, Ind, April 13.-Single
takers have called meeting for
Thursday night to launch Tom l..
Johnson's presidential boom in In
diana.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
To be Continued.
For Married People.

Here are some "nevers" for nus
bands and wives supplied by an ex-
change:
Never both get angry at once.
Never speak loud to one another
unless the house is or fire.
Let each one strive to yield often
est TO the wishes of the other.
Never find fault unlss it is perfect
ly certain that a fault has been COM
mitted, and always speak lovingly.
Never taunt with past mistake.
Neglect the whole world besides,
rather than one another.
Never make a remark at the ex-
pense of one another; it is meanness.
Never part for a day without loving
words to think Of during absence.
Never let the sun go down upon
any anger or grievance.
Never let any fault you have com.
mitted go until you have frankly con
fessed it, and asked forgiveness.
Never forget the happiness Of early
love.
Never forget that marriage is or
dained of God and that His BLESSING
alone can make it what it should be.
Never let your hops stop short OF
the eternal home.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
THE CARE OF GEMS.
Diamonds Require Gentle Tro o.-,~.-.
Continue Sound and Brilliant

| Diamonds Require Gentle Tro7.-,>..-.
Continue Sound and Brilliant
The best of all jewel boxes are not
| the satin-lined, velyet-colored ones in
which the jewelers. alluringly DISPLAY
! their wares, but alright cases simuIy
lined with wool. Even in such a recep
tacle diamonds should be wrapped in
silversmith's tissue paper to keep them
Of exquisite brilliancy.
Diamonds, in spite of their hardness
must be treated with great care
Though they can hardly be scratched
they, nevertheless, chip, and when
roughly used are easily loosened in
their setting, and fall out at the most
unexpected moment When thew are
sent to be cleaned the expert first
tests the settings, and then dips the
ring or pin repeatedly into a little can
de cologne. A powerful magnifving
glass is used TO detect anv "fore;gy
bodies" in the setting, and an orua-
ment that has an accumulation Of dust
grease or soap on it's under side. q
blemfsh that is often noticeable in
rings, is dipped alternately in sOspsuds
and eau de cologne. and p very fine
soft camelhair brush pointed like Il
pencil is employed to reach deliCatelv
between the claws of the setting
When the jewel is thoroughly clean II
is buried in a jar of fine sawdust to
dry. This is all done after the gold or
silver mounting has been carefully
rubbed with jewelers. rouge, dried and
polished with a tiny chamois-covered
pad.
When diamonds and turQuOises are
set together the most exquisite care is
taken that alcohol only is utilized with
whiting to clean both the setting and
the diamonds, and as little moisture as
possible is allowed to come near the
blue stones. Ii a turquoise has been
carelessly treated, and Is turning green
from the effects Of water, the cleaner
sets it to soak in stale beer, which
treatment will frequently restore the
pure azure color. But old turQuoises
that are nearly green have a value all
their own.
PeafiS require Il great deal OF human
companionship, and that is why they
are so constantly worn by their own
ers. When they are sick (to use a
technical term they arc given san
baths and sometimes are sunk IN the
sea in perforated Baskets to be re
stored to health and lustrc. Pearls
held in a warm, dry hand and drawn
slowly backward and forward through
the half-clOsed member are benefited.
Some women have the pearls rGstrang
every season, and when the owner can.
not arrange to wear fine string of
these gems at least once fortnight
the cleaner lays them in cup Of warm
-four or lukeWarm fresh milk TO keep
their skins in good order. Experts test
real diamonds by touching them with
the tip of the tongue; diamonds are
icy cold; paste is not. Real pearls they
can differentiate from false. it is said,
by the touch of their finger tips, for
the skin of the real pearl has feeling
peculiar 10 itself-LOndOn Express.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Pericar0itis.

Il have lost valuable COW, aud am
seemingly about to lost another with
singular complaint. From fine.
healthy condition, refusing food and
gritting the teeth, then a swelling ap
pearing below tine throat, perhaps y
foot, at The brisket. increasing in size
until as large as a water bucket. The
dead COW showed this sack to be filed
with slightly bloody water. She died
in "a hours. This one lingering now
for two weeks, has great difficulty
breathing and thick mucus like saliva
at mouth and nostrils; bowels moving
freely Correspondent. HOard's
Dairymen gives this reply: These
dropsical swellings at or near the
brisket indicate a weak heart, which
may be due to pericarditis. In this
case it requires the skill Of a qualified
veterinarian.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
IN THE FiRELiGHT.

The fire upon the hearth is low,
And there is stiffness everywhere;
Like troubled spirits, here and there
The freight shadows fiuttering go.
And as the shadows round me creep,
A childish treble breaks the gloom.
And softly from further room
Come: Now l lay me down to sleep.
And, somehow, with that little prayer
And that sweet treble in my ears,
My thoughts goes back to distant
years,
And fingers with a dear one there;
And as I hear the child's amen,
My mothers faith comes back 70
me,
Crouched at her side | seem TO be,
And mother holds my hands again.
Oh. for an hour in that dear place,
Oh, for the peace of that dear time!
oh. for the childish trust sublime!
oh. for a glimpse OF mothers face.
Yet. as the shadows round me creep
! do not seem to be alone,
Sweet magic of that treble tone
And Now | lay me down to sleep!"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Another Leaning Tower.

Whatever may be the case with st
Paul's Cathedral, partial damage has
already been sustained by the historic
church of St Mary-le-Bow, the beauti-
full tower Of which already leans
twenty-three inches out Of the PEI
pendicular. This is stated to be
caused by the vibration of the adjoin-
ing "Twopenny Tube" and the pee
cant company has agreed to pay a
thousand pounds by way Of cOmpensa-
ton. Meanwhile, owing to the dan
-garous condition of the belfry, the
famous Bow Bells that turned again
Dick Wilmington must remain silent
until the necessary underpinning
operations are completed.-L0ndon
Chronicle.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14

Il am not here to ask for money"
explained the tramp as he walked into
the office of Philadelphia lawyer.
Then, what it is?" was queried.
Il simply want to know if a sad tale
Of misfortune would melt your heart?,
mo, sir. it wouldn't; and you OK"
me ten dollars. please.
For WHAT"
For my legal opinion. have given
it offhanded, but it Will stand
do you mean that I'm ten dollars
worse off than when / asked you il
sad tale would melt your hearth
asked the tramp.
Il do. sir"
We'll, that rather knocks me out,
but being I've got into trouble, you
may tell me why a sad tale would not
melt your heart, and make the bill an
even twenty"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
A ROYAL MEMORIAL,

According to London report King
Edward VII. has devised a unique
memorial to his mother and has or
dered. through the leading interna-
tional clipping bureaus. eight sets of
scrap books. each to contain what
ever was printed of the late queen
at the time of her death. The clip
pings. gathered in every country and
in all tongues and ranging from the
highest illustrated weeklies to the
cheapest provincial prints, fill 100 vol
umes, the pages being of full news
paper size. The clippings are pasted
upon light gray bristol board and
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14

half the books are bound in red and
the other half in green, each orna-
mented with gold clasps and corner
pieces and stamped with the royal
arms in gilt. The books are intended
for distribution throughout Great
Britain and the colonies as the gifts
of the king.
scrap book something on the
same style has been ordered by the
children of the late Empress Fred
erick, but the volumes will be less
bulky, as they are to be carefully
edited. German, French and English
bureaus will supply the clippings and
the binding is TO be in black morocco
with dull gold clasps.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
HOMEMADE CALF FOODS

Their are many who contend that
better results are to be obtained by
the use of purchased calf meals than
by any preparations Of this kind
which they can produce at home. On
the other hand, we know OF not a few
successful feeders who argue that il
is waste Of money to buy calf meals
at the big prices sometimes charged
for these foods, and who say that
equally good results at a much lower
cost can be obtained by judicious
blends Of various substances which
can be purchased at comparatively low
prices. In cases OF this kind very
much depends on the skill and judg-
ment which the feeder brings to bear
upon the blending of his homemade
mixture, and not little also on the
prices at which he is able to obtain
the various ingredients employed by
him. In the latter respect, and also
in the facilities for properly blending
the various substances employed, a
large manufacturer has a great ad-
vantage over the man who purchases
only small quantities OF each article
at time, and consequently, has to
pay higher prOportionate price for
them. For those who believe in home
made calf foods, the following is
recommended as a good mixture-the
quantities specified being sufficient to
make ! cwt--: Sc lbs Of lentil flour.
% TBS. of linseed, IA lbs. of bean -four,
7 lbs. pea -four, 3 lbs. of fenugreek
flour, 3 TBS. Of sugar and IL TBS. of
salt, oZs. -four of sulphur and 2 Ozs.
of ground charcoal This meal is best
prepared by scalding it well with
boiling water and then adding it to
the milk just before the latter is fed
to the calves. The quantity to be
given will depend upon the size and
age of the calf. The best plan is to
begin (When the calf is from ten days
to a fortnight old with about "a 10.
of a mixture, and then gradually in
crease the allowance as the age of the
animal vances-Farmers Gazette,
Ireland
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Agricultural Lore

value of a horse that is able to walk
three Of four miles an hour, says an
exchange. Some people object to
such horses, because it is impossible
for a man to follow plow at that gait
for 10 hours a day. But this IS no
objection. If 2 horse can go four
miles an hour he can go three in the
same length of time, and this is none
too fast for good blowing. A slow
team going the rate OF two miles an
hour does not turn a furrow well, for
the furrow slice will often fall back
when slowly turned. especially in stiff
land or sod. The quicker movement
gives sufficient velocity to throw the
furrow slice completely over and
break it loose from the subsoiL Be
sides, it is better to pillow one or two
acres day of six hours than the same
amount III one of 10. and the quicker
way is not only more effective in
quality of work, but is easier on the
man who is driving. III narrowing or
rolling, or any of the multifarious du-
ties that horse is called upon to do
on a farm, quick movement is indis-
pensable to good work; and when on
the road the saving of one-fourth to
one-third the time is a great aid to
expedition in work, and is consequent
ly economical. A draft horse that has
been trained to walk four miles an
hour is worth in money fully twice
as much as one that consumes two and
half or three hours. This is a rapid
age, and crops must be planted
rapidly, harvested In hurry, and
gotten to market before prices go
down, and slow horses have no place
in il
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14

Among the passengers on board the
steamship Lake Simcoe, which arrived
at Montreal. was a mysterious indi-
yidual who styled himself Prince Ran
J1t OF Beluchistan. He was accom-
panied by dashing suite of % per-
sons. Who the individual IS is q mys-
terry. The Indian authorities have is
sued an official notice that there is no
such prince, but whether real prince
or an imposter, he certainly travels as
naboh
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
a Difference.

Now" said the teacher. 'ft one
yard Of cloth costs eighty-five cents,
what would one hundred yards co t."
THAT would depend" replied the
merchants son, con whether you pais
cash down or not"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Ii Caused insomnia.

why don't you ever go to church."
st cause insomnia"
Nonsense. Who ever heard of such
thing?"
1T Is fact. If | sleep In the day
time / can't sleep at night"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Twas so,

First Scientist-"This is a puzzling
case, indeed"
Second Scientist-T should say So
Why, this would puzzle an amateur
scientist Baltimore American.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
His Excuse.

Judge-What did you mean by strik-
ing this woman?
Prisoner fought she was me wife,
yer Honor.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Continued.


added: And now, Angel, you must
choose your own dress. / have not
decided how many bridesmaids tc
have; but you will certainly be the
first"
Il should like to speak to you for
few minutes before you decide
mamma. VIII you come into this
roOm?"
Her hands trembled, her eyes were
full Of tears. She opened the door tina!
led into Lady RoOden's dressingroom
There was something almost like d
frown on her ladyship's face as she
followed her dagIhter.
What is It, Angela?" she cried.
You always choose such unsuitable
times for speaking to me. Be quick.
my dear; madame's time is very pre-,
cious There are few people for
whom she would have taken all this
trouble"
Mamma" she said, with pale face
and eyes filled with tears, q implore
you not to ask me to be your bride
maid. / could not bear it. The very
thought Of it makes me tremble. I
should be afraid"
Afraid Of what" asked her lady
snip, impatientIy.
Afraid Of seeing my father stand
ing between you and the man who is
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
Wish Fathered the Belief.

He says that he does not believe ha
a future life"
Certainly not. He has three dead
wives"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
HER MARTYRDOM
By the OF Sunshine Roses.

By the Author OF Suushins and Roses.

! to do my best 10 overcome her preju-
dice; but at present she is unap-
! prOachable. She shrinks even from
| speaking to me. | assure you that
find making friends with her very
uphill work. Still l do not despair,
and trust it will all come right in
! time"
| II never anticipated this trouble, 4"
sighed Lady Rooden.
1T is a trouble that will soon be
over" said Captain Wynyard. when
we are once married, and Angela sees
that opposition is useless, she will
give way"
"She cannot resist you if you try Sc
riously, Vance, to win her liking"
urged Lady Rooden.
81 admire her all the more for her
fidelity to her fathers memory 1t
shows what a loyal nature she has"
ct is very kind of you" said her
ladyship, Ito bear with this unpleas-
antness for my sake"
"Ah, Laura, darling, do not say
that! There is nothing in the wide
world that l would not bear for your
sake"
Believing him implicitly, the weak,
loving woman was 8upremely happy
and wondered more than ever at her
daughters grief.
That same evening witnessed a very
different scene. A woman with a
dark lovely despairing face stood on
the balcony Of London mansion
stood III the midst of flowers, her
dress Of rich, wine-cOlored velvet fail
ing in graceful folds around her
clasping the strong hands of a man in
her own, as she said:
rs it really true? I cannot believe.
it, although all London is talking Of
it. When is it to be?"
Early in July" the man replied
gloOmiIy; "but, darling, my heart isl
not in it. | love you with all the pas
sion of my SouI-you, and you only
but [ must have money. and you, my
darling, have none. I would to Heaven
you had the fortune which is hers,"
he added, with a sigh.
Il shall die, | cannot bear it," She
sObbed
A sinister look crossed the mans
face.
Il have an idea that all will be wei
for us yet" he said
And the man who uttered the dis
loyal words was Captain Vance Wynn
yard; the woman who listened toI
them was GLADYS Ranp,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1901-11-14
CHAPTER XIII.

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The daily sentinel., 1901-10-15
sroRYErTEs.

Not long ago a prominent country
lawyer, becoming nettled at the rul-
ing Of Judge, picked up his hat and
started to walk out OF the court room.
Are you trying to express your con-
tempt for the Court?" mo. your
honor" was the reply, 'T am trying
to conceal it."
An American once went to Windsor
castle and insisted upon seeing Queen
Victoria. He was told that it was quite
impossible. as an audience with the
Queen could be had only by appoint
ment. Still he persisted, and then
they told him fiat-footed that, before
seeing the queen, he must state the OBJ
ject of his visit. He said he wanted
to show her a new piece of furniture
"a throne-bed-a perfect throne by
day and perfect bed by night.
The spielers who were at the Mid
way at the Pan-American exposition
were quick-witted lot of men, and
took advantage of every remark, good,
bad, or Indifferent, made by the spec
tators who listened incredulously to
their harangues. One of them, how
ever. waxed so eloquent in depicting
the attractions of the entertainment
which he represented, that brawny
tiller of the soil, who stood open
mouthed before him, calculated: by
gum!" mo, buy tickets" shouted the
spieler, quick as flash, and he had
the farmers half-dollar before the lat
ter realized what he was about.
The daily sentinel., 1901-10-15
Doing Well.

Not long ago a certain village club
arranged "a grand cricket match, ad-
mission l penny" for the benefit of
John, the old man who looked after
the ground. There were no tickets
printed, and John stood at the gate of
the cricket field and collected the pen
nies himself. 1t was very hot day,
there was a public-house just across
the road, and Johns thirst-always
troublesome-was simply unquench-
able. Some time after the luncheon
interval a gentleman who takes keen
interest in the club approached the
gate and addressed the old guardsman:
well, John, you appear to be doing
well. There's quite big gate, see."
"Weel." replied John, deliberately, sit
amt bad 'un, 1 must say. 'Owsum-
ever. l managed to sup drink the
gate money so far, an could do wi a
trainload O. folks yet!"-London Spare
Moments.
The daily sentinel., 1901-10-15
$6 to Buffalo Pan American and
Return

Via the Nickel Plate roads, Tuesdays. Thurs
days and Saturdays, with limit of five days
from date of sale, good in coaches only.
Fifteen-day tickets at s13 for the round trip
and twenty-day tickets at SIG for round trip,
good in sleeping cars. Three through daily
trains. For particulars and PanJAmerican
folder of buildings and grounds, address
John Y. Callahan, general agent, Ill Adams
street, Chicago.