Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1901-01-11
DOCTORS A. ouNceMgN1
1t Guaraateea to ours Ever, thing Excepi
Hams.

Does your hair pull in the morning
when you wake up?
Do you suffer from a loss of SLEEP
when there are couple OF cats In
your back yard?
Do you have a feeling of fuilness
after eating too much?
Do yCu cough when your throat
tickles7
Is there a burning sensation after
eating a ccouthful OF hot pie?
Docs II make you tired to shovel
wet sard?
Do yop have bad taste in your
mouth after eating stale eggs?
Does your heart flutter when yor
come home late and find your wife sit
ting up for you?
DO you have a feeling of faiDtness
wheo the collector comes around with
six months laundry bill?
Do you feel tired in the morning
v.nen you get ap and find that the
kiidling woou IS all gone?
Do you have night sweats when your
wife tells you that her mother is COM
Ing TO lay her long visit next sum
mer?
Do you get cold feet when somebody
asks you to buy ticket TO a church
social?
If you have any OF these symptoms
you have catauh OF The feet can
save you.
l have handed thousands of similar
eases and never lest q patient. except
one who was hit on the head with q
pile-driver. af,es taking e,gLty-sevar
bottles OF my remedy. He died happy
l guarantee 70 cure everything eX-
cept hams.
give you the following certificate:
For fo.ty eight years | suffered ter
rible agony. | could not sleep day
times or stay awake at nigh1 / was
comp. etely run down, and thought
would have to let out the farm on
shares and move into town and let my
wife keep boarders. tried several
different physicians. but they seemed
to think if l was not so COMPOUNDED
lazy l would get along all right, and
they couldn't do me any good. A
neighbor told me how you had cured
his wife of consumption, Bright's dis
ease. catarrh of the shoulder blades
and cancer, in three days time. TO-
solved to give you a trial, though had
little faith in anything. You at once
pronounced my case a very compil-
Gated one. / not only had Bright's
disease of the kidneys, but also had
Bright's disease of pretty nearly every
thing else, including the stomach, liver
and lights, and | also seemed to have a
number Of other peoples diseases be-
sides those of Mr.. Bright l COM
menced taking your treatment and in
side of twenty-four hours l was cured.
1 cannot tell you how thankful / am.
j sometimes wish j could get two or
three more fatal diseases so that
could come TO you to be cured again.
You are at liberty to make whatever
use OF this you may see fit"
1 am a specialist in all diseases Of the
skin. l can skin you without the use
OF instruments, and without keeping
you from your business.
/ also make a speciality of the dis
eases of men, women and children. Dc
not wait until you are dead (broke) be-
fore consulting me.
Mrs. Jane Ondronk, of Azusa,
writes:
II have been ailing ever since l was
born. / took ninety-two barrels of
patent medicines, but it seemed to dc
me more harm than good. i suffered
untold agony. l had falling of the
eyelids at night, and could not sleep
without lying down. j tried good
many physicians. but they could do
nothing for me. l lost a pound of
flesh a day for seventeen years, and my
friends all gave ne up for lost. and
began to wonder what they would
wear at the funeral / finally got so
bad that my husband had TO chop all
the wood and milk the COW. | heard of
you and the wonderful cures that you
were making, and determined to try
you. l gained over forty pounds the
first day 1t was wonderful. All the
physicians had ur.ed before could not
tell me what my trouble was. You
told me at once that had fexibility OF
the hip joint. ! am now entirely re-
covered, and owe il all to you"
l am now permanently located in
this city, and may be consulted at any
time. / can cure everything except pow
erty. Call or write.-EX.