New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-12-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

..rho p,na1o ConnercIaI' relates that the prin-
cIpal OF one OF the East Side schools had occasion
to visit one OF the Junior grade rooms the other
dav and proceeded TO ask the little folks few
Questions ''Wbat IS YOUR teachers Manner The
answer was correctly given What is the name OF
the principal OF this school? Correct again
Now children you know In city ike bu1alo
there are a great many schools. Who has charge
Of all OF Them This was a poser F1naiy one
IttIe girl raised her hand. Well who has charge
Of all the publ, schools in Buffalo| asked the
nrinc,pal ..The devil" exclaimed the wee maiden,
very positively
Mr. Clubman-I see by the papers that poor
young man, who lost both his legs while SAVING me
iITe Of beautiful heiress at railway crossing Is
to marry the girl She dismissed all suitors ana
0l MIS- e. 7meaningiyj-very sensible girl She'll
know where her husband is nights anyway
(NewYork Weekly
90 F. Coon whose son last night married
IN Miss Hattie Combs, is OF the best natured
men In Fort Scott" remarks THE Fort Scott
GIanD Monitor" After the ceremony he kissed
the bride and gave her $1,000, at the same time re-
marking that it was worth another hnndred- Inc
bride then walked up and kissed him, and he pulled
out 500 more and gave 1t TO her. The bridegroom
thought this a good financial snap ana he
tried the same game. He kissed his father, but
only got $40 However the old gentleman went
broke on this little series of speculation.
Some Hartford visitors spent few instructive
Cologne buys the famous cologne water: 1t is
sold in the bottles that accustomed to. and
a a@on IN others that these visitors
a sort OF atomzM, and printed directions accom-
panjed It, These were in several languages and
our own not neglected one slip or paper
after some details not necessary 10 TINS narrative
After having opened the closure above. you
m ana d R%lTe"'7e the iqu'1 'S nOv"s '' S ~
But greater things than pulverizing liquid re-
NAMED. Another slip had the following:
..1r,a system of USUAL ' hydraulic pump gives
the basis to the refresher of new construction.
whose difficulties consist particularly in the flow
The sodity of mechanism prevents every re-
impure fluid can be introduced in the most narrow
tube. But they will be removed easily, in picking
with added needle the opening
deep as possible, in blowing through a current
GIartford Courant.
1.-The Vocal Psychologist says that more money
is thrown away on the education of the human
voice than on the support of government OF every
10000 voices may be listened to without pain;
of every 10000 voices one may be listened to
with patience; of every 100000 voices one may
he listened to with satisfa cton; of every 10O00O00
voices one may be listened to with sensations of
| joy"
Incomplete knowledge of foreign languages is
sometimes anp0nnced tbe Other day on the am
thority of an Italian paper that visitors to Mona
the shape Of some twenty performances of various
operas by that compose II Is believed that some
| and consulted Mr. Cook before 1t leaked out that
Monaco
The little town of Marmaton. Kan. is practically
| run by women. 1t has woman school teacher. a
| woman telegraph operator. postnistress, a wom-
| an pastor in charge of its only church. and a
woman letter carrier
RIikfns-This paper says of the greatest
achievements in the photographic art have been
| made by amateurs Is that so?
Amateur-Of course. If you don't believe It, ask
| any
.tng amateur "-(New-York Weekly.
CAPTAIN Tarton. of Indianapolis, who has been
soldering the Philippines, has just returned and
| brought with him small painting four hundred
| or five hundred years old, which he found IN
Southern Luzon and which Indianapolis artists say
| is a remarkable work of art. and must have been
| PAINTED by great Spanish master
Higher Criticism.-"I heard Sportboy criticisng
the Bible yesterday.
| "The idea! 1 didn't think he'd bother about such
matters"
| .aWel IL was merely to express the opinion that
| Goliath had deliberately thrown his fight with
David, and that Il wasn't right to try and hAA t4Ak
| NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Press