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The age-herald., 1901-03-31
MozIsx,s Ienon Elixir.

W. A. James, Bell Station. Ala. writes: l have suffered greatly tr9m indigestion or dyspepsia, one bottle of Lemon Elixir done me more good than all the medicine 1 ever taken,
The age-herald., 1901-03-31

the best designs in furniture were of the wax finish rather than the high polished woods.
 One ounce each of coriander, orris root, rose leaves, aromatic calamus: ten ounces lavander flowers. quarter dram rodium. five grains musk; mix and reduce to co rse powder.
, 1901-01-10
Whisky in Boots,

They saved a few pair of boots.
Each man picked Out a pair and filled
the boots with whisky from a couple
of barrels there were in the depot at
the time and hung them over their sad
dies when they went away 1t was one
way of getting whisky that | CUES not
many people ever had to resort to. Of
curse the Centralia fight made more
fighting. johnson come after Bill"
Anderson with 800 Union soldiers. An
dersOn had 200 men mounted and wait
ed till about fifty of Johnson's men
had dismounted and then charged. Not
a man who had dismounted lived to get
to his horse. They were all shot down.
The mounted men of Johnson's COM
mand fled and a running fight was kept
up all the way to Sturgeon, more than
twelve miles. Arch Clemens followed
them within a quarter of a mile of the
town. 1t was a terrible b~utchery, but
johnson came after them flying the
black flag. That has been denied, but
l know it was true.
Il gathered up some of the badly
wounded and had Conk Murray taken
in my own house. l kept him in an at
tic till Frank James came and got him.
You see l could mix around with ev-
erybody, because l wasn't suspected.
I was buying and selling cattle and
hogs and sometimes supplies like
those boots Bill" Anderson's men
burned up. If the officers wanted in
formation they would send me tt buy
stock where it was to be got and l
would take the stock to St. Louis and
make my report to the head Of the Sc
cret service there. Sometimes | had
to pay too much for cattle because l
had to get them and l only made $14
during the whole season of 1864, but
l got the information.
Jesse James Ready to Surrender.
james was driven to outlawry. Jes-
Sc was ready to surrender and Nc
Clurg's men came after him and he had
to stand off a whole force of them. They
were killing our men after they surren-
dered. Cole Younger had gone back
to the old Younger farm heal Cassville
and was blowing with an old rundown
yoke of oxen when the soldiers drove
him to outlawry by trying to murder
him. No, sir; if it hadn't been for the
persecution after the war Frank James
would have been one of the foremost
citizens of Missouri. He was a man
Of fine intellect and high sense of hon
or, but they drove him to do things
he ought not to have done. l don't
know whether he robbed trains or not,
but l know he was always an honora-
BILE gentleman and a good soldier"
Captain Roberts is 70 years old and
he speaks for a class of men who are
every day less numerous than the day
before.
, 1901-01-10
EVERYDAY DEDUCTIONS.

A good book is a tonic for the mind.
Faith and hope may die, but charity
is immortal.
The more a wise man thinks the less
he Is apt to talk.
Poetical genius is often but an I'm
common degree of imagination.
selishness is the root of many unde-
slrable specimens of prosperity.
You may be unable to oblige, but
you can at least speak obligingly.
What poor, d~efenseless creatures
women would be If they couldn't cry!
An enraged man tears his hair; an
enraged woman tears her husbands
hair.
Good resolutions and ladies' who
faint in a crowd should always be car
risd out.
Says a rural editor: Money is close
but not quite close enough for us tc
reach it."
An artists wife never admires hel
husbands work so much as when he IL
drawing a check for her.
There are times when a man ex
presses the same idea by wagging his
head that a dog does by wagging his
tail.
1t seems that oma was made a lit
tie in advance OF mirrors-and she has
managed to keep in front Of them ever
since.
A tricky lawyer is like a man trou-
bled with insomnia-he lies first on
one side, then on the other, and is wide
awake the whole time.
, 1901-01-10
Good Advice,

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from dys-
pepsia and liver complaint. More than
seventy-five per cent. Of the people in
the United States are afflicted with
these two diseases and their effects:
such as sour stomach. sick headache,
habitual costiveness, palpitation of the
heart, heartburn, water-brash, gnaw-
ing and burning pains at the pit Of the
stomach, yellow skin, coated tongue
and disagreeable taste in the mouth,
coming up Of food after eating, low
spirits, etc. Go to your druggist and
get a bottle of August Flower for rs
cents. Two doses will relieve you.
Try 1t. Get Green's prize almanac. F.
H. Eggleston, druggist.
, 1901-01-10
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR,

A kiss is Is good as a smile.
The more a man knows the LEI
he knows he knows.
Every engagement on one side O
the other is @ put up job.
Every girls liver ought to be a
active as her Imagination.
A woman's ambition u to look Ifk,
an angel without being one.
You never saw a widow whose hus.
band had outHved all his folly.
Men Judge women by their morals;
women fudge men by their lack OF
them.
Every man has some lie he tells
that it makes him mad If you don't
believe.
Windy days are probably made to
punish thin women for pretending
they're not.
The best cure for a woman who
thinks she has a mission is to give
her a pug dog.
A woman Is always disappointed I'M
loss she gets more attention from her
ShaA she eSpsClel.
A girls idea OF being loved Is to
have about Six months whsn the man
has been told that he may hope" but
doesn't dare ask any more.
After a woman has chased a man
so long that he proposes because he
Is AFRAID not to, she always speaks of
the engagement as her surrender"
Before a woman gets through trying
to find out how much her last Christ
mas presents cost she has begun saw
Ing up to buy them for the next year.
The woman that insists on cleaning
up her husbands writing desk would
probably go home to her mother If
he took to pottering around the
kitchen.
When two women are said to be
"c~ongenial" 1t means that they get
fun out OF telling zach other about
all the chances they had before they
married their husbands.
After she's been married = wear If
a woman gets kissed more than twice
a day she's lucky, or else her husband
isnt.-New York Press.
, 1901-01-10
Chimney SCOT

Experiments in France have showed
that chimney SCOT is valuable. both as
a fertilissr and as an insecticide. Its
fertilizing properties are particularly
noted in gardens and meadows. NJ.
D%asserre, a wine grower In Southern
France. AYERS that Chimney SCOT kills
the phylloxera with the rapidity of a
stroke Of lightning, and at the same
time endews the vines with sxtraordi-
nary energy Of growth" Other exper-
imenters, however. have not found It
effective in the case Of p]hylloxera, al
though it kills many kinds of larvae.
, 1901-01-10
CA1sss Of Chain BreakaSea

There is nc doubt that most chain
breakages occur through the rider
plugging along after the chain has be-
come as rigid as a bar Of iron, owing
TO being stretched so tightly over the
cog wheels. The remedy is simple. 50
simple you wonder you never tried 1t
before, viz. to slacken the chain con-
rderably when on a muddy ride. OF
course, there is danger of a slack chain
mounting the teeth, but Of two evils
It is better to take the lesser.
, 1901-01-10
The Mother's Favorite.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the
mothers favorite. It is pleasant and
safe for children to take and always
cures. 1t is intended especially for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough, and is the best medicine made
for these diseases. There is not the
least danger in giving it to children
for it contains no opium or other injur.
ious drug and may be given as conf
IDENTIFY to a babe as to an adult. F. H.
E~ggleston.
, 1901-01-10
GOOD FOR ALL TIME.

To appreciate the value of the Expan-
sion Atlas, one must see a copy. If
4 wers advertised At the price OF IS. In
stead OF 30 cents. the public would form
m advance . moro correct estimate OF
its worth While It = intended pri-
marily 10 add information to currsnt
var news. It indeed ID 4 standard work
Tor oil tina
, 1901-01-10
Head Feels Like BURSTING.

Maybe you were out late last night?
If you had taken a Krause Headache
Capsule before retiring your head
Take one o and you will be all right
in an half hour. Price 25c. Sold by
Charles N. Settele, Pioneer druggist.
, 1901-01-10

When threatened with pneumonia
or any other lung trouble, prompt re-
lief is necessary, and it is dangerous
to delay. We would suggest that One
Minute Cough Cure be taken as soon
as indications Of having taken cold are
noticed. It cures quickly and it's early
use prevents consumption. Laramie
Drug Co.
, 1901-01-10
UNION PACIFIC TINE Tab,

Passenger trains arrive in Laramie
a follows and remain only five min
utes
West-Spno.
No. l, Overland Limited. ..11:20 p IN.
No. 3, Pacific Exprest. ...1O:5o a. m.
No. 5, Mail and ~Exprtss... 2:1O p. II.
No. 1o1, Fast Mail .I.....12:3o a. m.
East-sfnd.
No. 2, Overland Lin%ted.. AIS a. m.
No. 4, Atlantic Exprds.. p. m.
No. 8, Mail and Ex4ess. .11:25 p. m.
No. 1902, Fast Mail. t......1o:s5 pm.
, 1901-01-10

Pepsin preparations often fail to re-
lieve indigestion because they can di-
gest only albuminous foods. There is
one preparation that digests all classes
OF food, and that is Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. It cures the worst cases Of in
digestion and gives instant relief, for
1t digests what you eat. Laramie Drug
Company.
, 1901-01-10
Old Fashioned Cold Cures

are out Of date. The busy man Of to-
day can not afford to lie abed a whole
day and undergo the m%artyrdom Of the
sweating process. Krause's Cold Cure
are capsules Of convenient size, and
can be taken without danger while per
forming your usual duties. They cure
In "a hours. Price Csc. Sold by Chas.
N. Settele, pioneer druggist.
, 1901-01-10
Beat Out of an Increase Of His Pension

Beat Out OF an Thcrease OF HIS Pen8Ion.
A Mexican war veteran and promin'
ent editor writes: Seeing the adver
tisement of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol.
era and D%iarrhoea Remedy, l am re,
minded that as a soldier in Mexico in
AT and AS, l contracted Mexican diar,
rhoea and this remedy has kept me
from getting an increase in my pen
sion for on every renewal a dose of it
restores me-" 1t is unequalled as a
quick cure for diarrhoea and is pleas.
ant and safe to take. F. H. Eggleston.
, 1901-01-10

If troubled with weak digestion,
belching, soul stomach, or if you feel
dull after eating, try Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Price 25
cents. Sample free at Frank H. Eggle-
ston's.
, 1901-01-10

Such little pills as DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are very easily taken, and
they are wonderfully effective in
cleansing the liver and bowels. Lar
annie Drug Co.
, 1901-01-10

eNpresslve of the
rush in which we
live. Nothing is swift
enough for Us. We
race against steam
and lightning and find
them slow We
grudge the time given
to Eating, anG rush
tlrfo h meals as
thoagh life depended
upon our haste.
Life does depend on
our haste, but not in
that sense. Look at
the obituary columns
of the rapers and
see how many prorni-
nent men are carried
away by toi III a c h
trouble, acute indi-
gestion aud other re-
lated diseases. Their
lives have II general
been sacrificed to the
haste and rush of
business which over
the !'ct that
God can only Iourish
he body whcr digest
d and ass Hated
nd that the dr.. astiye
, 1901-01-10

Daily Republican only 20 . month.
, 1901-01-10

Weekly Republican only 81 . year.
, 1901-01-10
HURRY UP!

Everywhere one hears that expression
hurry upl" 1t is a genuine Amcricanism
, 1901-01-10
ABSTRACT

OF Receipts and Disbursements of the County Of Albany in the State Of wyo.
ming, July list to n Including December s1st, 1900.
, 1901-01-10
ShapeIy
Married Women

ment prepares the body for the strain upon it, Al
the symmetry OF form. MOTHERS FRIEND al
all the danger of childbirth, and carries thu
mother safely, through this critical period witho,
has done them Sold by all druggists at 81 90 p
Our little book. telling all about this great
free to any address by THE BRAD" ED RI
Atlanta, Georgia.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
A CENTURY OF LAW-MAKING.

From the Saturday Evening Post.
On January 81, 1901, President AID,
ans appointed John Marshall of Vir-
ginia, chief justice of the supreme
court, which is. to use the words of
the English historian Freeman the
only national tribunal which can sit
in judgment on a national law and can
declare an act of all three of the pow
erS of the union to be null and void ~
Every year now we have more new
laws than John Marshall considered
during the entire thirty-four years that
he was on the supreme bench. We
have laws passed by congress; laws
passed by state legislatures; laws
passed by city councils; and all sorts
of minor regulations which mount up
into tens of thousands during the
twelve months.
The variety of these is as gree. as
the number. There are laws regulat-
ing dogs and laws concerning ele-
plants; laws about English sparrows
and laws about the great American
eagle There are laws effecting every
thing from microbes to mammals.
from politics to love. If all the laws
on the books today were neforced the
stay at home behind closed blinds or
begin a journey to the lunatic asylum.
A hundred Marshalls would be unable
to consider every one of them or to
get from them much more than a fine
case of nervous prostration or de-
spair.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22

Governor Miguec Ahumada left fol
his home in Chihuahua this morning
after a six days visit to Ell Paso and
JuareZ.
During his stay in Ell Paso the dis
tinguished governor has clearly shown
the kindly feeling that he has for this
city and the American people general
" and was loud in his praise OF the
American people as entertainers he
came here. intending To stay two days
bur found SO many of his old friends
with lengthy programs for his enter
tainment in store that he failed to get
away for six days
Il have spent the week. very pleas
antIy." said the governor to a Herald
reporter. land I have been highly
pleased with the Carnival. This gath
ering has been instrumental in bring
ing the business and society people or
the United States and Mexico closer
together and the result viii be seen
for many years. IT has been my desire
for years to form ac loser relation De
tween them ard / believe the Carnival
has done it. I have watched closely
the conduct of the people since l ar
rived here last Wednesday and it ap-
pears to me that this gathering has not
only been one of pleasure but a bust
ness affair as we'll
Ell Paso and Juaf-ez should join to-
gether in an annual analr OF tnlS
character and if a permanent associ-
alton is formed there can be no doubt
of its lasting success Mexico always
stands ready to assist in anything here
that will herald to the rest OF the
world something of her undeveloped
resources, and should All exposition be
inaugurated in Ell Paso. Mexico would
be ready to assist morally and ma
terially."
While the governor was not pre-
pared to state what Mexico would do
towards an appropriation for a great
exposition he said ne was confident
that his country would be as liberia.
as the United tSates government and
would likely duplicate any appropria-
ton this country would make. A
great deal of Mexico lies adjacent to
Ell Paso and the governor agrees with
members of the Carnival association
that here more manufacturers would
come with their products than to any
place in the country
Governor Ahumada is one of the
most enterprising and ambitious Of
ficers in Mexico He has brought Chi
huahua from a country village to
thriving city and has aided in every
possible way to develop the mining
resources of his state He sees the in.-
portance of bringing eastern capita
lists here and promises his Import to
any movement that looks to that end.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
HEIREss MARRIES POOR TEXAS
BOY.
Miss Mamie Smith, Worth 81 ,000, 900
Marries Section Foreman's Son.
Engaged to Prominent Lawyer. She
Loses Heart to Penniless Lad

A dispatch from Paris, Texas, says:
The most romantic wedding that ever
occurred in Texas took place last night
at GAINESVILLE. thirty miles east of
Paris.
Miss Mamie Smith, worth 81 ,000, 900
from Honolulu, aged nineteen, was
married toEmmet Burke, aged twenty,
son of a Texas & Pacific section fore
man, between Paris and Clarksville.
David Smith, father of the bride.
while engaged in general merchandise
eighteen years ago at Tishomingo. l..
T., ordered large quantities of goods
from st. Louis and Chicago houses on
time. converted them into cash and
left the country with 100000.
He turned up in the Hawaiian is
lands. In a few years he became the
owner of vast coffee and sugar estates
obtained valuable concessions from the
government, and was the first to in
troduce electricity into the islands.
He was a member of the Hawaii del
egation that went before congress to
secure annexation to the United States.
While in this country he made good
to his creditors the money he had con-
verted and returned to Honolulu
He died a year ago, leaving his
daughter as his sole heir.
county, near GAINESVILLE, and reached
here a month ago to visit her birth
place
She was engaged to marry pIomi-
nent San Francisco lawyer, who had
the management of her estate.
She met young Burke, penniless
boy, three weeks ago. A romantic at
tachment sprung up, eliminating in
the marriage
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22

the city the men obtained an audience
to the pope. which Ensign McCauley
describes as fallowS:
THE forenoon of Friday. December
Z. was the time set for the audience
with the pope. We marched through
the vatican into st. Peters and were
assigned to a place Immediately front
ing and on the right of the altar. with
an unimpeded view of the service and
ceremonies. | have no idea of the
number at the audience. but it is suf-
ficient to say that the whole of st.
Peters was crowded. which means
many thousands. nor was everyone
who came admitted. for each was re-
CURED to have the usual ticket.
The pope was carried in state. ac-
companied by the noble and papal
guards and retinue of household
chamberlains. priests of the church
and choristers. The reclamation,
greeting and applause was tremendous
and several times during the process
sion our men gave three cheers and
tiger for the holy father The pope.
the benediction.
chair was placed for the presentation
of the few who were allowed the hon
or of approaching him, and the
American officers were called up i'm
mediately following the bishops. l
thanked the pope for his great kind
ness to the American sailors and he
replied by extending to us cordial
welcome and by expressing his pleas
ure and interest in every way. He
made some greeting or show of kind
ness to each officer in turn.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
THE ORPHEUM SHOW.

One of the notably amusing features
of the Orpheum show, which is an
nounced for tonight at Myar's opera
house. is Miss BERTHE Fowler, aptly
styled the American Cissy Lotus. u
Miss Fowler is unrivaled in her char
acter delineations. and best of all they
are of a kind familiar to all theater
goers. Choosing as she does the conf
cal side of life, she has created for
herself a place in the amusement
world far above any in her speciality.
A pleasing parsonage. faculty of nev-
er for one moment being dull in her
entertainment, and of always choosing
from her inexhaustible repertoire. that
which is best adapted to her audiences,
make her one of the brightest and
most interesting features of this truly
great company.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
rnere q. a difference.

$50 you think she will make a good
actress? suggested the critic.
Actress" cried the manager 'Who
said anything about an actress? l
didn't. She wouldn't make a decent
actress if she tried a thousand years."
'But you certainly said
81 said she'd make n splendid star in
society drama; that's what / said.
and that's mighty different thing.
She is pretty, has n fine wardrobe, and
the necessary scandals can be easily
arranged. Oh, she'll be n money max
er as star, but she's no actress"-
Chicago Post.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
A Bit of Romance,

He 0entatively)-What would you
say, dear. IL 1 should ask you to marry
me?
She Ghoughtfully)-Wha would I
say?
He hopefully)-Yes, dearest.
She-I would say would say
He (eagerly)-Yes, dear. Go on.
She-I would say that Charlie Brown
had asked me three weeks ago and 1
had accepted him.-Detroit Journal
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
SCHOOL HOUSE BUILDING
QUESTION WILL NOW REVIVE

The architect for the school board
Edward Kneezell. is preparing esti-
mates for heating and ventilating the
new and old school houses and as soon
as the bids are all in and he has pre-
pared his report a special meeting of
the board will be held
The Carnival put a temporary quiet
us on all kinds of building and prepa-
rations to build and now that it is
over construction work has taken a
sudden spirit and during the next few
months carpenters and contractors
will have all they want to do.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
A Natural Inference.

LAST night when l accepted Har-
ry," said Miss Stockson Bonds, who
was suspicious as well as homely, he
kissed me on the forehead"
1.-THE ideal" exclaimed Miss Pepprey
Il wonder why he didn't kiss me on
the lips. oh. horrors! Probably he had
been drinliingr'
Every likely. You say he proposed
asst ght"-Philadelphia Press.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
THEY SAW THE POPE.
More Than One Hundred Men From
the Cruiser Dixie Take 4 Land Trip
Through Italy.

The navy department has received a
report of a trip taken by Ensign How
ard McCauley, Jr-, attached to the
United States steamship Dixie, togeth-
er with five warrant officers and 1O1
petty officers and men Of that vessel,
from Naples to Rome early in Decem-
Der. when the Dixie was cruising down
the Mediterranean The party was
formed and conducted as a pilgrimage
to the city of Rome during this, the
jubilee year, and as sucn the men
were housed and cared for most hos
pitably. he party was controlled as
military formation and carried the
national flag at the head If the col
umn. which latter, says Ensign Nc
Cauley. elected considerable enthusi-
asm and show of patriotism on the
part of the resident and tourist Amer
leans.
The party was given free access to
many famous sights and places in
Rome to which entrance as a rule is
prohibited. The appearance and be-
havior of the men while on their tour
through the city is described as being
exemplary in every way. The Amer
lean rector. Monsignor 5chmitz. waa
untiring in his efforts to place all pos
sible privileges in the way of the WIS.,
itors.
AS fitting climax to their stay in
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-01-22
DR.. NC CHE HOK
Guaduate Chinese Physician

Over 20 years ex
pertence in treating
all diseases of men
He guarantees ~
cure Blood Poison.
Lost Manhood, Skin
dtsoaseA Dropsy.
Hernia, 6onofrhOoA.
4crofulA Pafalysis-
rheumatism, Dts
cases OF Brain, Heart.
LING, Kidneys. Liy-
OF. Bladder, and all
sFemAle Complaints.
All diseases cured
exclustvely by OH
|neee herbs without
surgical pefaious