Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1901-01-17
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There has been a great change In the
OCEAN Tue company has bought heV.
Knox out and moved both stores into
one. Mr.. Sparks will be our PostmaS'
ter till June.
and sunday. His child is better.
Cbas. Curtis was in town few days
ago,
During my practicing last week dis
covored a new disease, Dano- Shamlohn-
sonwood, which il il once gets to rag
ing will be worse than smallpox, but
have about got IL under control.
Francis Lewis OF Fairmount, spent a
few DAYS with Joe Lsyne and family
last weak.
George Coppinger was in Inman Sum
day.
| A 0. Kelley is going or coming from
Jasper every day or two.
I Bud Kelley of Chattanooga, was here
! on business last week.
We didn't work last Thursday ana
! Friday, and / went hunting by myself
/ and the dogs freed something up a large
! oak, and | saw hole in the tree, anu 1t
! was high tree and l pulled OF my
| coat and pulled off my shoes, and lad
| down my gun, and commenced to climb
and | climbed and climbed and
| thought / would never get to the top OF
! that troe. And took rest and made
another trial, and stopped to rest and
! | looked up and looked down. On, l
was ever so high. So high that | coutd
see the sky through the tree top. and
} | made another attempt, and AZ That IN
slant the squirrel camo out OF the hole
and Jumped from tree to tree, aud was
some what excited, and was hoilerln9
to the dogs TO catch him, and the squir-
rel hundred feet above them. There
was in one tree, the squirrel in an
Other and my gun on the ground, and
when came down | didn't climb that
other big tree. Now when commenc-
cd to climb that tree | could almost
smell that squirrel frying, but have
not tasted IL yet.
A special TO the girls. Don't marry
Just to change your namO for / once
knew young lady whose name was
Miss Addio Whole and she was dissttls-
fed with her name and married to get
rid of it. She married a mau by tue
name Of Henry Doublewhole. Did sue
better her name? Beware, girls.
| want TO tell you something that
sounded funny to me. Ny wits and
| were Wishing bD6 ObuoE 0EVt Ah0 WV
Young ladies' were making a dress.
fell into conversation with a young
gentleman. My wife took hand in
the dress making, and l was listening
to the ladies all the time, and they did
mt know it, hut they will know it to-
day when they read the News. AS we'll
as can remem ber this is the way tue
dress was made, | may get some parts
wrong but not much.
LIST lady.--We will cut the frillers bias
End lady--Oh do think the hemmeri
are so pretty stitched to the trailers.
3td lady---Tbat's the way we will
make it and hemlock the fuckers.
1st lady---Yes, and We will puff waist
the collar.
End lady---Yes, and cut the yoke skirt
fashion,
3rd lady---And hemstitch the cuffs tt
a border.
LIST lady---And scollop the frills with
loops.
2nd lady Yes, and cape the wrapper
3nd lady---And tho pleetUr's will tuck
the seams.
1st---And catch the gathers across thu
crazy stitch.
2nd lady---And double 4-plad the bias
3rd lady---And we will whale bone th'
hooks and eyes.
LIST lady---And we will lace ribbon OF
the threadba bare.
2nd lady Lend me your thimbl0 81
that can sew the zig-zag catty corners
Bird lady--And while you are doinl
that I'll be cutting the hooks and eyes
, LIST lady---Wa'll cut puff bosom slssVe
End lady---And mt fit sack.
3rd lady--And splinder front.
Well believe | have forgotten .
bout two-thirds of the other ways the,
made it. | never did know that Their
was so much in dress making. 1 eve
: you get a chance go whore two or thre
women are dress making and you will
: hear things you never heard before.
LOST. Somewhere between the stor
and the river bridge DR.. Colt lost tn
rubber out of his pencil. Finder vii
receive reward.
Remember the Maine.
; Dofetchit.