The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-05-17
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Comments on Everyday Matters by an
Original Genius.


Comments on Everyday Matters by an
Original Genius.
Piano playing is not music; 1t is a
bad habit.
Saving wood is the better exercise,
but golf is more POPULAR
People revise their list of heroes
every three or four years.
Some men cannot even tack up ad-
vertising signs, and do it well.
There's one thing about a liar it is
difficult to deceive him with lie
Unless she intends to split kindling,
woman has no use for hatchet.
When man quotes prominent citi
zens," he is really expressing his own
opinion,
Down in every wonIan's heart is a
longing to be loved like they love on
the stage
If it comes easy for some people tc
do a thing well, it is the result Of con
slant trying.
An ornery person receives Il lot Of
appreciation when he does do anything
commendable.
One of the funniest things in the
world is the man who speaks of bis
spiritual adviser"
Many men who can tell you exactly
where to go to catch fish, cannot catch
any fish themselves.
fu,o .vfno thot gnrno xnop,oY, must
be as hard to fit as 1t would be to tit a
garment on a rocking char.
After a girl has prepared refresh
ments for party, her next step is tc
hide them from her brother.
1t is some peoples notion of joke
to talk about the worms in apples
when the hostess passes the cider,
A man never knows until after he
marries how much Of her time wo
man spends with hair pins in her
mouth.
Sentiment is changing When min
lister calls, there is no longer conster
nation when he sees a deck of cards
onst the table.
When we see a man with long
beard, 1t always occurs to us how
much worse 1t must look when he has
his night clothes on.
When a woman has been away a few
weeks, she says when she returns that
she found the dlrtiest house that ever
dlsgraced civilized country.
Boys should be taught early that
they don't have to go to war to learn
courage: there's the hre to be lighted
on cold mornings for instance
Science and progress have done away
with many old time notions, but we
notice that hot water and mustard
have lost none of their prestige.
BY the time boy has made his
mother believe he is sick enough to die
ne forgets himself and asks for pie, and
hope in her heart revives again.
AS people grow older, they begin tc
grow more alarmed over the brief
time in which a family looks serious
after there has been a death In it,
Some women is always undoing some
other woman's work: the boy whose
mother fed him his breakfast in bed.
marries, and has to light the fires.
Many a modest girl gives her photo
graph to young man, and 1t appears
later on his dressing case surrounded
by pictures that come with cigarettes.
There is no doubt that every woman,
if given her choice. would rather have
diamood less in her crown in heaven
and wear it in a ring while on earth.
When a new preacher moves into
town, he is as full of hope as a young
girl is who takes q, trunk full of new
clothes off to visit in a strange town.
When a woman goes for the proof OF
picture she has had taken. 1t is with
the hope that she viii turn out better
looking than she has always been
thought to be.
When a man resolves at a revival to
be better man, his wife concludes
she will make less work Of her cook
Eng, since he will no longer get cross
aud impatient