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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
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4 Suggestion.

"Don't you know" said the kind.
faced old gentleman who stops to talk
with the children, shat it is very
wrong for you to fight boy smaller
than yourself?"
eyes" was the reflective reply.
"I'm willing to take my share OF the
blame. But think he ought to have
q lecture, too, on the imprudence OF
speaking rudely to boys who are big
ger than he s."-Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Just S..

This world is like crowded bus,
A few good men perhaps
May find seat. but most Of u
Must hang on by the straps.
Harlem Life,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
How to Make q Vacuum

NO" 10 Make u VACUUM.
Office Boy-A ladyout in front wants
to see you just minute.
Mr.. Man-Does she look as # she had
S. S. picnic tickets 20 sell?
Office Boy-Yes, sir.
Mr.. MAXWELL tell her I want to
sell her S. S. picnic ticket-and that
I'll be out in second.-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01

He-I see that . French physician
says yawning il beneficial to the
health.
She-Indeed! I've wondered num-
Der of times why 1 have been SO I'M
usually well since you took to coming
here to spend the evenings.-Pear-
sons.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Killed by an Ess Lunch.

-Four hard-boiled eggs caused the
death Of William G. Bowling, of St.
Louis. He ate them at railroad
lunch counter in Delta, NO., and
they caused a fatal attack of indi
oestion.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
MisHivings.

"That was very lucid document
you prepared" said the friend.
"Yes," answered the statesman,
obviously. Il made it so lucid that I
am afraid the public will fail to re.
gard it as able and profound"
ington Star,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Not q Success.

II warn you," he said, threateningly,
"to keep away from Miss Billion. I've
been making love to her myself"
"Have you really?" replied his rival.
"Well, she'll be glad to have the matter
cleared up" ....
Cleared up! What do you mean?"
"Why, she said she thought that's
what you'd been trying to do, but she
wasn't sure.'-Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
A1c.ho, snot. m Tables.

If alcohol falls on polished table
pour on olive oil or any bland oil at
once. Then ''sop" up with a soft tow
el, taking care not to extend the spot.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
GhARiahed.

The man who thinks he knows It all
We oft abuse him slyly,
But green goods men and bunco sha1ps
Esteem him very highly.
Washington Star. ...
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
The Flxinr Witt.

That mans my friend who just steps In
My office, makes his errand spin.
Then says: I'm OFF, must not stay
I see this is your busy day"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
A Man of Small c.liber

"They say she has more money
than her husband can possibly
spend"
Il don't doubt it. I never thought
he had much ability."-Town Topics,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Quite in seaxon.

You talk about your "blue bloods!"
The bluest of the blue
Il the one who plays the races
On tips that don't come true.
Chicago Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
BREAKING IT GENTLY.
HOw q Diplomatic YOungster Finals
Got Down to the Narrowing
Details.

"What do you want, little boy" says
yarn in the Chicago Tribune.
''Is this where Mr.. Upjohn lives,
ma'am?'
Eyes"
''The Mr.. Upjohn that runs the
bank?"
HE is an officer in the bank"
''The Mr.. Upjohn that went down
town on trolley car this morning?"
II presume he went on trolley car,
What"
''Is he the Mr.. Upjohn that was in
that horrible street car accident?"
II haven't heard of his being in any
street car accident"
didn't hear at he'd sprained his
ankle jumpin' out O. the car when the
train run into it?''
mo. Little boy, you brighten me
What has"
"Didn't hear how he run to drug.
store fur piece O. court plaster to
stick on little cut he'd got over the
eye?"
"Not at all. For mercy's sake"
"He isn't in, is he, ma'am?"
"No, hes" vs.
"Name's John U. Upjohn, isn't it,"
eyes, that's his name"
'<Then he's the same man. He won't
be here for an hour or two, guess
cause he's stoppin' to have one of his
teeth frightened that got knocked a
little bit loose when he was jumpin'
out O. danger, y know"
"Little boy, tell me the whole story
I think can bear it now.'
"Well, ma'am, he's in the hospittle
with four ribs broke, an one leg in a
sling, an his nose is knocked kind O
sideways, but he's gettin' along all
right, an he'll be out agin in about a
month, an here's letter FIN the doc.
tor, tellin' ye all about it, ma am"
Dog and Kitten.
The servant man of a family took q
kitten to a pond with the intention OF
drowning it. His masters dog went
with him and when the kitten was
thrown into the water the dog
sprang in and brought it back to
land. A second time the man threw
it in and again the dog rescued it;
and when for the third time the serv-
and tried to drown it the dog, as res
olute to save the little helpless life as
the man was to destroy it, swarm with
it to the other side of the pool, ran
all the way home with it, and depos-
tied it before the kitchen fire. From
that time the dog kept constant
watch over the kitten. The two were
inseparable, even sharing the same
bed.-London Spectator.
Acquired Taste.
Briggs-It may seem strange to you.
but my wife thinks I'm as good as
there is going.
Griggs-Sort of an acquired taste
l suppose-like tomatoes, or olives, for
| instance Boston Transcript.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Not Anxious. 70 show It.

Madge-How did you know I wore
my old hat to the theater last night?
Marjorie-I Isas told you took 1t OF
Judge.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
A Popularity.

Some men of wealth have made lot.
And, pray, what have they done with It?
They simply add to what they've got
Instead of having fun with it!
Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
THE TEASING THING.

Hell have spoken to your mother.
She-Have you! And did she accept
you?-Ally Sloper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
They Jump.

They JUMP
Two things there are that women
Will jump at in a trlce;
These things are rash CONCLUSIONS
And timid little mice.
philadelphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01

"What would you advise me to make
of this colt, a trotter or pacer?"
"I'd make sausage of HMM. Y.
Journal
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01

"What do you want, little boy?" says
a yarn in the Chicago Tribune.
''Is this where Mr.. Upjohn lives,
ma'am?"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-08-01
Acquired Taste.

Briggs-It may seem strange to you,
but my wife thinks I'm as good as
there is going.
Griggs-Sort of an acquired taste.
suppose-like tomatoes, or olives, for
instance Boston Transcript.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
GEN. POST BALKS.

Emergency Warrants Can Only be PAID
Oot Of New Revenue Funds.
The Camera called up the office of the
auditor of state and inquired today as to
whether emergency certificates are being
paid. Mr. D. F. How. who was at the
phone. said that Attorney General Post
had rendered an opinion that such in.
debtedness Can not now be paid and
can only be paid out Of the proceeds Of
revenue bill number one, the new rev.
enue measure taxing corporations. in
stsuments. liquor dealers etc. AS it
nov looks. MIR How said. the revenue bill
will be sustained by the courts and will
be productive of sufficient revenue to re-
pay all who advanced money to maintain
the university and other institutions.
Certificates will bear interest and his
judgment is that there will be ample
money in the treasury before another
year to pay all these certificates in the
order of the classes Upon which they
we're drawn. If any Boulder citizen has
been paid, it has been done by an outside
syndicate or parties who are willing to
take the chances and derive the revenue
accruing from interest on the certificates
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
PROF. OLD is DEAD.

New York. April I7-Robert o OH, a
veteran miner OF Georgetown, Colo. who
had been abroad for his health, accom-
panied by his wife. died today on the
White Star liner Oceanic as the vessel
was entering this port.
Mr. Old. who presented most s,rk
ing appearance. with his luxuriant white
hair and beard, had been ill most of the
voyage with acute neuralgia. 1t attack
ed his heart and he expired just as the
liner was passing Sandy Hook.
Jus, before the death came he turned
10 his wife. by bis b, dsde. and whisper
ed: ~, is hard to die so near home
dear, but better than if we were far out
am glad we are near New York"
Mrs Old was hsar,broken
The body was encoftiaed and will be
shipped to Denver for burial. Mr. Old
was II,
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

They cure dandruff, hair falling, head
ache, etc, yet costs the same as an ordin
ary comb. DR.. Whites Electric Comb
The only patented Comb in the world.
People, everywhere 1t has been intro.
duced, are wild with delight. You sim
ply comb your hair each day and the
comb does the rest. This wonderful
comb is simply unbreakable and is made
so that it is absolutely impossible to
break or cut the hair. Sold on a written
guarantee to give perfect satisfaction in
every respect. Send stamps for one.
Ladies size soc. Gents size 35c. Live
men and women wanted everywhere to
introduce this article. Sells en- sigh
Agerts are wild with success. (See
want column of this paper) Address
D. N. Rose. Gen. Mgr, Decatur, Iii.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
HARRY WARDS MlNsTREls.

Lovers OF minstrelsy will be glad 10
know that the date OF Harry Wards
magnificent minstrels has positively bee n
decided, and that they will appear at
the Temple hall Monday. April ~. Mr.
Ward has this season done all in his
power to secure the best talent in the
minstrel world, and by the long list Of
star artists with the organization. he has
certainly picked the cream of the pro.
fession. The first part is said to be the
grandest ever staged. Among some ol
the famous singers are MIR Thomas
Crockett. Mr. Earl Taylor. the Harmonic
Four, and besides this list, the cele brated
Pan American Exposition Quartette and
Master Hersey. from the cathedral Of
Montreal. will appear. A long list Of
special,ies by such we'll known vaude
vile artists as Decker and Rasch. the
great Newton. Muller and Wonder, the
marvellous Briggs. Denicke and Mason
comedy musical team. Harry Ward, the
next president OF mins,rclsy. and fully
thirty others
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
greatest hoard of gold.

: Efforts to show sympathy for the de-
PENDANTS in the Bailey murder case are
mot commendable. The state may or
may not have the right men in the pris.
oners' dock, but it is certain that Bailey
died from a bullet fred by as despicable
a mob as ever disgraced community.
II the men on trial are guilty. they
should be punished. Certainly no one
has prosecuted them. Let only justice
te done-let US not waste sympathy mol
deal in ionuendo or abuse of the men
May be these men are innocent. A look
at the jury will convince anyone thai
they will not be convicted unless the
evidence Of guilt is overwhelming.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
story Of y Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains Of disease is the worst form
of slavery. George D. Williams. of Man.
chester, Mich. tells how such a slave
was made free. He says: "My wife has
been so helpless for five years that she
could not turn over in bed alone. After
using two bottles of Electric Bt,ers she
is wonderfully improved and able to do
her own work" This supreme remedy
for female diseases quickly cures nervous
ness, sleeplessness. melancholy, head
ache, Lackache. faln,ing and dizzy spells
This miracle working medicine IS god
send to weak. sickly, run down people.
Every bottle guaranteed. Only 50 cents.
Sold by S,reamers Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

You will waste time if you try to cure
indigestion or dyspepsia by starving
yourself. That only makes it worse
when you do not eat heartily. You al.
ways need plenty of good food properly
digested. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the
result of years Of scientific research for
something that would digest not only
some element of food but every kind
And it is the one remedy that will do it.
Gilbert Bros.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
SheriH's Sale,

By virtue of a writ OF execution issued ont Of
the Clerks office of the District Court of Boul.
der County and State of Colorado, and to me
directed, whereby | am comm anded to make the
sum of fifty dollars (s50). and costs of suit, the
amount Of . certain Judgment recently obtained
against The Hoosier Mining and Milling Com
pany, ; corporation, in favor of A. J. Macky,
out of the lands, tenements, goods and chattels
of the said The Hoosier Mining and Milling
Company, have levied on the following proper.
ty, tO-wit:
All the right, title and interest of The Hoosier
Mining and Milling Company in and to the Da.
na lode mining claim, survey lot number 1as.
Gold Hill Mining District. Boulder County, Col.
orado, more fully described in U 8 patent
therefor, duly recorded in book IS at page 81,
Boulder County records, which is hereby re.
ferfed to and made part hereof.
Therefore, according to said command, l shall
expose for sale, at public auction al the right,
title and interest OF the above named, The Hoos-
Ter Mining and Milling Company, . corporation,
IN and to the above described property on Fri
day, the 18th day of April, 1901 at 10 O'Clock a.
M, at the south front door Of the county court
house in Boulder Colo.
T. SlPPLE,
Sheriff of Boulder County.
First Pub. April 6-last April %, 1871.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
Prevented A Trags dy.

Timely information given Mrs. George
Long. of New Straitville, Ohio. prevent.
ed dreadful tragedy and saved two
lives. A fngh,ful cough had long kept
her awake every night. She had tried
many remedies and doctors but steadily
grew worse until urged to try DR.. Kings
New Discovery. One bottle wholly cur.
ed her. and she writes this marvellous
medicine also cured Mr.. Long of severe
attack of Pneumonia. Such cures are
positive proof Of the matchless merit Of
this grand remedy for curing all throat
chest and lung troubles. Only SOC and
SI.co. Every bottle guaranteed. TRIAL
bottles free at Streamers Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
SPRING HAS COME

And now is the time, and c. E. Wells is
the place to get wall paper. paints, oils.
varnishes, glass, etc. We have lately
received large shipment of the latest
designs in wall paper. 1t will pay you
TO call and examine sane. He also car.
ries complete fine Of ready mixed
paints from SlI5 to siAo per gallon.
The SI.4o is guaranteed TO be as good as
any 81 81 paints. If not he will refund
your money. E. {. WELLS,
I83t 1923 Walnut St.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
Publics tion Notice.

Pubiics tion Notice.
Petition tn Soil Real Estlte to Pay Debts,
sTATE Rnn; OF De- CeIoEApo n2 Comfy Comfy Court Of
To the March Term, A. d. 1901.
Harry Casaday, Administrator
of the Estate of NJ Solomon,
A. b. Solomon and Solomon.
whose first name is unknown.
Affidavit of the non residence of A. 8. Solomon
and = Solomon, whose first name is unknown,
defendants above named, having been filed in
the office of the Judge of the County Court of
Boulder County, notice is hereby given to the
said A. &. Solomon and = Solomon, whose first
name is unknown, that the said plaintiff, Harry
Casaday, administrator of the estate of NJ.
Solomon, decea sed, has filed his petition in the
said County Court of Boulder County for an
tate of said deceased, or so much OF it as may
be needed to pay the debts of said deceased, and
described as follows, to-wit:
One triangular piece of real estate bounded
river, West Denver, in the City of Denver, in the
County of Arapahos and State of Colorado,
and that summons has been issued out Of this
B. 1851 Of said aid cou1t to Be 5 Holden @ on u't% tbe
first Monday in June, A. d. 1901, at the court
house in Boulder in Boulder County, Colorado.
Now, unless you. the said A. s. Solomon and
=, solomon. whose first name is unknown,
County Court of Boulder County, at the May
term thereof, to be holden at Boulder. in said
County. on the first Monday of June 1901, and
ants petition, filed therein, the same and the
matters and things therein charged and stated
will be taken as confessed, and decree entered
against you according to the prayer of said bill.
Boulder, Colorado, March 9th, 1901.
JOSEPH T. ATWOOD.
First Pub. March 20, rl-last pub. May 81, Ol.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
GOOD NEWS FOR SMOKERS.

GOOD NEWS FOR SMOKERS.
l have received some goods that
want to specially call to the attention oi
the smokers of Boulder.
Our Prescription" is nickle cigar
that can recommend as being as good
as any 10 cent cigar. II is a mixed file,
with Sum ltra wrapper-only FIVE cent:
straight.
"The Corona first class article
sells for IS cents. for IS cents. These
goods l heartily recommend to all m,
customers. They are better than an,
drug store cigars in town for the price al
which l offer them.
BY the way, have you tried the "cold
tea" serve in my fine silver tea kettle
It is the very best "brew" in town.
LOUIS M. EHRLICH,
2o1m I4I6 Pearl Street.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

ssked. "Who are you7' The voice said
Nm John Rewsll and you will pay -
night" Then Harry D,sler twho es.
capped arrest) spoke up. you've got a
more desperate lot of men to deal with
than you think for" said he. Brother
said these were his premises and he
would protect his home. He gave them
FIVE or ten minutes to leave. A voice
shouted. well give you FIVE minutes to
settle"
Witness de,cribed how he and Court
Bailey went out onto the porch during
the parley. He saw all tn. defendants
but Wolff. who was within few feet
Leach, who stood near the door with a
log rev silver in his hand The defend
ants were asked to stand up as witness
named them. "Yes. sir" he respond, d
to Mr. Patton's direct question. as each
stood up, That's the man l saw:
After the parley, n. B. Bailey sat down
inside the house between the window and
the door, his gun in his lap. His back
cast shadow on the window shade and
two minutes later, a bullet crashed
through the cenier Of the shadow and
sped into the door leading to the lchsn
sinking in the door jamb an inch beside
where Court Bailey and a little Bail, y
gull were standing. Then someone fairly
pushed in the upstairs window, sash
and all, and bullets came in a perfec,
volley. The lamp was smashed by a
rock and We put out the light. Soon
brother told mother, who is 6S to 70,
tha, she had better 60 home, as the
house was on fire. He then started ,o
the roof. Mother went out and appeale d
TO the men not to shoot. About this time
brother ordered Mrs Crane to take the
children to my house and they went. l
went with them and started back. N. b.
was on the roof and heard John Rowell
cry, Close in on them, boys. close in.
know i, was Rowe!l. | saw him and
know his voice. Mitchell, Leach and
Disler were near the barn and running
toward the house. Rowell and others
began to shoot at N. B.. who was on the
roof. pouring on wafer as i, was passed
to him by Court and Glenn Bailey. The
roof was burning fast because i. was
heaped with shavings soaked in oil. My
brother was shot through the right elbow
staggered little aud then slid of the
roof onto the side of the hill. He fell
back against the house and my sister
helped him in. l followed. He was
bleeding profusely. HIS arm was
broken. Then Marshal Sperry came up
and vent onto the roof and pu, out the
flames with the aid of another man.
Brother lived three days and died
November -. 1000"
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
Furnished dwelling for
sale at a bargain if sold in
one week. Part cash. See
Warren c. Dyer at once.

Chain nIess BIcy cies W til Coaster Brakes.
Yes, we sell them. Ride them. too.
See one at our store. Try it. Ask our
customers how they like theirs.
Everything else in the wheel line.
Some bargains in 1920 models. Easy
terms. We challenge anybody anywhere
to give greater wheel values than you can
get here.
A. NJ. & G.. w. RICHARDSON,
64teod co5I l2th ST., cor. Spruce
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
BAILEY DOESN'T BUDGE.
Continued from frs, page.

he had furnished the mill. An order
was given Rowel', which the latter ac-
-cepted as satisfactory. Then West asked
how about the miners wages. N. B.
Bailey told him that Howard w. Throck
morton was working the Enterprise. not
he, and that he thought they would be
paid. He would undertake personally
TO see that they got their money after
his return from New York. All Eidora
knew that on Monday N. B. Bailey was
.voine to New York. He owed N any and
oshers thought he was behind Throck.
morton in some way. N. b. Bailey had
kased the mine to Throckmorton. but
there we're some old debts. Witness
"a, at his brother N. BIS house at E
Erlock. So we're their m other and sister,
Ae housekeeper, Mrs Crane, and daugb.
Or. Court Bailey and two children. wit
Sess' wife and three children. Claude
6,ilev and wife. They had met tor a
hrewell family dinner.
Glen Bailey. 500 of witness came in
va,le they we're at the table and said
5one mep:~ere on the porch to see N.
r. B.,lev. The boys manner indicated
,rpu,le. 4 Threats had been offered
...irst N. b Baiieyt lite. All arose
.od n. B. Bailey and witness went to the
~, The fermef said. "com. in
.{.,lemen." .No," replied voice. "this
= .ood enough for US" Rowell asked,
.Whea are you going to pay! My
are3her said, .Iwili pay every man owe
.oonorrov morning" (He was going to
~. .ovn in the npofning) "Yos'l pay
:. .o..., ,hsuted . voice. Ny brother
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

When, where ana how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for it is eading question. Listen to US.
In the first place, be sure it is not Sun.
day, then walk straight-way to Garba-
rinos.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
April soth Il the Date

The Coloraeo & Southern will sell tick
cts to all points in the Pecos vallty. N.
NJ, and return at less than halt rate.
good to return within thirty days. Stop
overs allowed at any point on return
trip. Ask your local agent about it.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

Look at the two blocks of Macadam.
lized road on Pearl street and see how
the dry dirt stands as an island sur
rounded by an ocean of mud. The city
should pave two or three blocks more
this year and do similar work on other
streets of the city.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

The United States treasury officials
now boast that there are halt a billion
dollars Of gold in Uncle Sans strong
box. Is not system of taxation wrong
that gathers and boards so much from
the people which should be in circulation
70 meet the needs of commerce between
men? Half a billion is the world
/.
greatest hoard of gold.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18

III have been troubled with lndig g.s,ion
tor ten years, have tried many things
and spent much money to no purpose
till tired Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
have taken two bottles and gotten more
relief from them than all other medicines
taken. feel more like a boy than |
have felt in twenty years" Anderson
Riggs Of Sunny Lane, Tex. Thousands
have testified as did Mr. Riggs. G,lber,
Bros.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
A SPRING TONIC,

Everybody needs tonic in the spring.
at this time the system Graves tonic. 1t
is housecleaning time for your body.
Lich,ys Celery Nerve Compound wil
tone up your nerves. blood. kidneys and
liver. and fill you with health and energy
Sold by Sueamer's Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1901-04-18
JACKSON'S RESORT.

Jackson's place, a popular resort be
tween Boulder and Boulder lake. on the
best drive out from town. A road house
without strong drinks. nothing to intoxi.
cate. Only the very bes, order and bes,
parties wanted. Fine meals served a,
all hours on short order. Dinner parties
a specially. o. T. JACKSON.
II If Proprietor,