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The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

believer?"
''Of course Jonas
'sWell, Martha, don't clean house; just
sit out in the yard while I'm down town,
and give all the rooms absent treatment =
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

7 toiled for twenty years." says an
autnor without recognition During all
me was the town bailif-God rest him!'-
Atlanta Constitution.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

From all accounts the dowager empires
VIII lind good deal of her bric-a-bra
missing when she returns to the Imperia
City.-Milwaukee Sentinel
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Possibly if there We're some way of COM
pelling Richard Croker to live in New
York he would try to give the city a bet
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Sapley-You say Miss Doe is out. Didn't
she know I was to call this afternoon?
Bridget-I think she must have known
sor. She had nothing else to go out for
Tit-Bits.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

1t would require drastic search war
rant to disclose the presence of any brine
in the eyes of Bird S Coler.-Wa shington
Post
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

How can you call his thesis excellent .
demanded the first professor of theology,
''if as you say, some of his arguments are
extremely irrelevent ?''
You misunderstand me-" replied the
.Oh! that's Phil adelphia
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Jasper-I understand that you had
going to love your enemies, but it seems
to me that you love no one but yourself"
We'll, 1 am my own worst enemy
Life.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Tammany Politician (arranginss for mu-
sic at political meeting)-Isn't that a big
price: You may not have to play half a
Brass Band Leader-But my dear sir
we have to sit there and listen to the
SpeecheS.-Tit-BitS
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Against logic there is no armor like ig-
norance.-Life.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

?'' - az
Because, when he finds a dialect story
IhaI amuSeS him he tries to read it aloud
TO his friends. .'-Chicago Post.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

As I sit at fall of evening.
Musing fore the open fire,
'Joying thoughts as light and fitting
As the blazes of the pyre.
Lot appears to me figure
Standing in the fiickering light
And I say in trembling accents:
Art thou come again tonight?
randi
Answer comes without delay:
TIN Jim Brown; the tailor's son, sir;
Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

The Pretty Girl-Miss Antique was
named after her uncle George, wasn't
she?
The Spitefu1 Girl don't know; she
looks as if she had been named before
him.-Tit-Bits.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

one never knows a mans real value
until he is dead" commented the thought
FIJI
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

He-How is the new cook getting along?
his Wife-Well, I had to discharge her
twice this morning, but since then She S
peen DONG fairly well.-Brooklyn Life
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Irue,' replied the worldly woman
Previous to that we can only Speculate
n N the amount of his life insurance. y
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

.'I wish dared to ask you something,
Miss Millie," said Archery, with a tremb-
ling voice and wabbling chin.
why don't you dare to ask it?'' the
maiden said demure1y.
Because 1 can see mo- in your ewes
I'm both of them?'
''Y-es-''
ssWen don't you-don't you know two
negatives are equivalent to an-hoW dare
you. sir!''-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

who is your favorite composer?' in
quired the visitor.
Il s. pose you mean classical" respond
ed Mr.. Cumrocks.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

WAGNER was the answer. ''Gimme
Wagner. Some of those other music
writer's start in with a tune but as soon
as you, get your foot going steady in time
to it they break off in way that pretty
near sprains your ankle. But wagner
never fools you, He plays fair. You
know from the beginning that YOU amt
going to find anything, and you might as
well go to sleep or read the advertise
ments in the programme. e.''-Washington
Star.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

The good old cider that hits like a
green hickory club in the hands of the
hired man is going to be dear in the
teetotal state of Maine this winter
There is less than half a crop of apples
Minneapolis Times.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Dlggs-Mr. Prognos seems to be very
cautious about committing himself on any
Daggs-Yes, he was formerly a weather
bureau man.-Ohio State Journal.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Did you tip him off to the police?''
asked the burglar
Sure" answered the confidence man.
tWhy?"
He's nonunion afeblower."-Chi-
cago Post
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Pa, what's the first requisite of a
patriot?''
THAT he belongs to your party
Chicago Record Herald.
The Topeka state journal., 1901-11-30

Dasherly-Women are not good
listeners
lasherly-Evidently you've never
had any for seryants-Kansas Citv
Independent.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

Pres: lent AItKinley's death occurred
on the anniversary of the death Of the
Duke of Wellington, who died Sept. IA,
1852, and also on the anniversary Of
the death Of General Montcalm, who
was killed Sept. II, 1853, at Quebec.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07
What's Your Face Worth.

Sometimes fortune, but never, if you
have sallow complexion, a jaundiced look,
meth patches and blotches on the skin,-all
signs of Liver Trouble. But DR.. Kings
New Life Pills give Clear Skin, Rosy
Cheeks, Rich Completion. Only IS cents
at Fies]er and McNeice's Drug Store.
A regular system Of incapacitating
men from serving in the Russian army
by causing them to 60 temporarily
deaf has been discovered at Odessa.
The proprietors, Messrs. Schapira and
Essigmann, who did q great trade,
have. been arrested
+ + +
We, the jury find that the Diseased came
to his death from heart failure, caused by
not taking Rocky Mountain Tea made by
Madison Medicine Co. $50. Hanson &
Emerson.
A report from Supt. J. e. Gluck, Reform
School Pruneytown, w. Va. Oct. 18th, 1900.
After trying all other advertised cough
medicines we have decided to use FoIsy's
Honey and Tar exclusively in the " est Vir-
ginia Reform School. / find it the most
effective and absolutely harmless. Fiesler
s. McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07
- + +
BraIn-Food Nonsense.

Another ridiculous food tad has been
branded by the most competent authorities.
They have dispeted the silly notion that
one kind of food is needed for brain, anoth-
.r tor muscles. and still another for bones
\ correct diet will not only nourish a par
ticuIar part of the body, but It W Il sustain
every other part. Yet however good your
food may be, is nutriment is destroyed by
indigestion or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their appearance CT prevent their COM
ing by tax ng regular doses of Green's
August Flower, the tavorite medicine of
he healthy millions. A few doses aids di-
gestlon, stimulates the liver to healthy
action, purihes the blood, and makes you
feel buoyant and vigorous. You can get
DR.. G. q. Green's reliable remedies at
Hanson & Emerson. Get Green's Special
Almanac.
A large number Of cutt1efsh have
recently been caught off the north
coast of Germany. AS they have never
before been met with in these waters
it is difficult to account for their pres
ence.
MAKE NO MSTAKE.-The Long Dis
lance telephone leads all other means
of quick communication. The North
western Telephone Exchange company
announces areduction of rates, thr ough
and local, with copper metallic cir
cults and high standard service for
which this compan is noted.
i j
OF all the European countries which
enjoy representative government but
four declined the bicameral system of
parliamentary construction. These
countries are Norway, Servia, Greece
and Bulgaria.
Chas. r, Wessmar, Evanston, ILL., writes:
My boy ~ years old had severe cold
which refused to yield to any treatment
until we tried Foley.s Honey and Tar. He
was completely cured pefsre using enc bot
tie. Take none blu. Folsy's. Fiesler &
McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

Makes assimilation perfect. healthy blood,
firm muscles, stroag nerves. Quickens the
brain, makes and keeps you well. Great
medicine, Rocky Mountain Tea. $50,
Hansen 4 Emerson
i.
The Swedish government has under
consideration the substitution of cleo
tricity for steam on all the Swedish
railroads, the abundance Of water pow
er in the country not only making the
project feasible, but holding out prom
ise Of q great saving.
I. 4. +
Bsckache should never be neglected. It
means kidney disorder which, if allowed to
run too long, may result in Bright's disease
diabetes or ether serious and often fatal COM
plants; Foley's Kidney Cure makes The
kidneys well. Fiesler & McNeice.
" ads s4a nsf + fltA :s7A Lus =
GAMER z 2AlXE
thOmoOt healing oalvO On the Woel0,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s s::s: ss: Of &HZzzz3
500 Reward 500.

The readers Of tn paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science mas been able to cure in
all its stages and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. HALLS Catarrh
Cure IS aiken internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprlelOrs
have so much faith in its curative pOwe:s.
that it tails to cure. Send Tor list of testl-
mOnas.
Address, F J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O
old b, druggists, 75c.
tIaI's Family Pills are the best
!. 4. +
There was an explosion at the rail
way station in Santa Cruz one Gay re
Gently which badly frightened the peo-
pie waiting for the train. The entire
bottom of va1ise was blown out. The
owner. who feared that he would be
suspected as an anarchist, explained
that two years ago he had placed dyna-
trees and had neglected to take them
out.
!. i.
Henry Braydou, Harris, n. c., says;
-ook medicine 20 years tor asthma but enc
bottle OF One Minute Cough Cure did me
more good than any thing else during tina
me Best Cough Cure. Hanson x
Emerson.
New Zealand sent Great Britain
1,4SI, 1877 hundredweight of mutton,
last year.
1. + X
Stepped Int Live Goals.
When child burned my foot fright(ully,
writes w. H. Eads, of JonesviIle, Va.
which caused horrible leg sores tor so years
gut Bucklen's AMIGA Salve wholly cured me
tter everything else lailed.. Infalibie for
Buns, ScaldS. Cuts, Sores, Bruises and Piles.
> d by Fiesler & McNeice.
+. i. i.
London spectators say the supply OF
dried fruit for the coming season viii
exceed all record.
The expected increase in the worlds
visible coffee supply this autumn is es-
t1mated at 100000 bags.
J. Odgers of Fostburg, Md, writes: had
very bad attack of kidney complaint and
RED FoIey's Kidney Cure which gave me
immediate relief and I was perfectly cured
liter taking two bottles. Be sure you taks
Foley's. Fiesle- & McNeice.
i. !. =
All British newspapers combined had
g circulation of 10000 in 1901. Their
present circulation is estimated at
S,5OQsOOO a day.
!. !. +
Sid Darling, 1912 Howard st. Port Huron,
>Iich, writes: have tried many pills and
axatives but DeWitt's Little Early Pisers
re far the best pills have ever used
They never grippe. Hanson & Emerson.
= + -
The city authorities Of Dover, Eng
land, have received authority from par
lament to scwpe the staring adver-
tisements off the famous chalk cliffs
Of that coast.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

When suffering from racking cough take
dose Of Foley's Honey and Tar. The
soreness will be relieved and warm, gratful
feeling and healing Of the parts affected viii
be experienced. Fies.er & McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

B. w. PurselI, Kintersville, Pa, says he
suffered IS years with piles and could obtain
no relief until DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
effected permanent cure. Counterfeits are
worthless. Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

Paris now has automobile fire er
gines which measure six to ten fee
and weigh two and a half tons, OF
when fully equipped, $3.50 pounds
They start to work instantly. TIL
pump delivers twenty gallons a mir
ute.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

S. Ar ingalls,, Crown Point, N. Y, writes:
My wife suffered from kidney trouble for
years. She was induced to try Foley's Kid
ney Cure and iu less than week after she
began using it, she was greatly improved
and three bottles cured her. Fiesler & Nc
Neice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

According to new Berlin police Or
Ger, costermongers are to be almost
entirely banished from the streets. Up
to the present they have been allowed
for few hours in the mornings in a
few side streets only.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07
-a 500
DR.. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.

May be worth to you more than 500 il
you have child who soils bedding from in
conference of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07

Il supposed all grass widows attract
ed the men, but this one doesn't, and
she's rather pretty too. wonder why
they permit her to stand around alone"
"Well, you see, it was all her hus-
bands fault. She got the divofce."-
Chicago Recocd-Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-11-07
stepped Into Live Goals.

When child burned my foot fright(ully
writes w. H. Eads, of Jonesville, Va
which caused horrible leg sores tor so years
gut Bucklen's AMIGA Salve wholly cured me
fter everything else Jailed. Infalibte for
Buns, Scalds. Cuts, Sores, Bruises and Piles.
> by Feser & McNeice.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHAPTER 500.

AN ACT In Amendment OF Chapter 10
vate and Several Oyster Fisheries
PASSED March 1. 1901
III 81 anacfeA- by the General Assembly a 8
follows:
section l. Section IL OF Chapter 40 OF
lie General Laws In hereby amended so
as to read as follows:
Sec. H. The said commissioners shall
give notice OF every application for
lease of land for the planting OF oysters
by publication twice a. week for two sue
cessive weeks In some daily newspaper
published in the city OF Providence and
also once week for two successive
weeks In some newspaper published i'm the
county nearest to which the ground IN To-
Gated. describing the land therein applied
for and giving the name and residence
OF the applicant and the day, hour and
place where the land will be let: which
day shall In all cases where the first hear
ing upon such application is TO be had be
upon the first or third Friday OF the
month, and ne commissioners may give
such further notice of such applica tion
ss they may deem To be necessary TO in
form persons interested OF the pendency
OF such application, and the actual costs
OF publishing said notice shall be- paid by
the applicants"
Sec. ?. All acts and parts OF acts incon-
sisient herewith are hereby repealed. and
this act shall take effect from and after
Its passage.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

AN ACT In Amendment OF Sections 20
and = OF Chapter III of the General
Laws. "Of Certain Fisheries"
PASSED Feb. 2I. 1907
III Is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows;
Section l. Section 20 OF Chapter III of
the General Laws. "Of certain fisheries
Is hereby amended so as TO read as fol-
lows.
"Sec. 20. No weir shall be erected nor
any standing seine or net set I'm any part
OF charlestown pond or Quonocotaug
pond. nor across the channel. or in Point
Judith ponds within quarter Of a mile
from the following places. namely Alder
Point near where Saukatucket river flows
into the said ponds. Princes Narrows,
which connects the upper with the lower
ponds, Strawberry Hin. on Great Island
High Point. so-called. on land OF the
heirs OF Joseph Sherman and Gooseberry
Hole"
Sec 2. Section 2s OF Chapter III OF the
General Laws is hereby amended so as TO
read as follows:
Sec 2S. Every person violating any
provisions OF the preceding six sections
shall be fined not less than twenty dol
lars nor more than fifty dollars and shall
a.so forfeit the boat, seine. net and other
apparatus by him used In such violation.
one-half of said fine and forfeiture to the
use OF the person complaining and one
half thereof TO the use OF the state"
Sec. g. This act shall take effect imme-
diately.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHAPTER s21
AN ACT In Amendment OF Chapter scs ol
the Pupnc Laws.

AN ACT In Amendment of Chapter scs OF
the Puunc Laws.
(Passed March 6. 1901
il is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section I. Section OF Chapter 626 OF the
Public Laws is hereby amended so as to
read as follows:
Section /. The sum OF thirty-three
hundred dollars or so much thereof as
may be necessary is hereby annually APP
propriated to provide for heating and
lighting the different armories owned or
leased by the state and occupied by the
several organizations of the brigade
Rhode Island militia and the naval re-
serve. and To alter and keep In repair the
heating and lighting apparatus In said
armories; and the state auditor is hereby
directed 10 draw his orders upon the gen.
eral treasurer for the payment OF the
same upon receipt Of vouchers approved
~ tha governor and certified TO by the
uuartermaster- general"
Sec ?. This act shall take effect from
and after its passage.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHAPTER s24.

AN ACT In Amndment Of Chapter AZ Of
the General Laws
Passed March s. 1s0l)
II Is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section I. Section 4 OF Chapter Al OF the
>senernl Laws is hereby amended so as to
read as follows:
SIC. T. The tax assessed upon or
against any person who has performed
military duty shall be remitted for the
year 10 which he shall perform such duty:
and said tax assessed against or upon any
mariner for any year while he is az sea.
or upon any person who by reason OF ex-
trcfre poverty Is unable 10 pay said tax.
shall upon application OF such mariner or
person 10 the town council OF the town.
or 10 the board OF assessors OF the city.
wh-r in said tax was assessed. be remit
ted"
sec This act shall take effect upon
itf passage.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHATTER s21.

AN ACT For the Maintenance OF the
Public Offices In the New State House.
PASSED Feb. "a, 1907
IL is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section ]. The sum of FIVE thousand dol
lars Is hereby annually appropria ted,
from any money i'm the treasury not 9TH
crwise appropriated. for furniture. flx-
lures. supplies. and other expenses incl
dnt 10 the maintenance OF the state Of
l,res in the new state house. said sum 10
be paid by the general treasurer upon or
der OF the state auditor, upon proper
vouchers approved by the secretary of
state.
its passage.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

AN ACT Creating a State Returning
i,oard and Defining It's Duties.
Passed March s. IS0l)
u - enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section l. There shall be state re.
turning board consisting Of five members
AT the January session OF the general as
semhly. A. ID. 1901. the governor. with the
sdyice and consent Of the senate shall
appoint one member Of said board 20 hold
Office until the rrst day OF February. A.
ID. igc. one member 10 hold office until
the first day OF February: A -. 1909. one
member 70 hol,. Office until the first day
of February, A. u. 1904. one member 10
hold office until the first day of Febru-
srv. A. ID. -9ob: and one member 20 hold
office until the first day OF February. A.
j.. 1906. Thereafter at the January scs.
sion OF the general assembly In each year
The governor shall 20 appoint one mem
h~r of said ~osrd. 20 hold Office until the
s.r<' day Of February in the fifth year sf-
Ger his appointment, TO succeed the MEM
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-FOR s6 WE WILL IN.
sure your household furniture or dwell
ing for years TO the amount of $1,000 in
a most reliable company. ISAAC l..
GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHAPTER s2s

IN AtT ProVlding Tor tho EIcction OF
General Officers
PASSED March Z. 1901
II II enacted by the General Assembly
a. follows:
Section l. The governor. Lieutenant
governor. secretary OF state. attorney
general and general treasurer shall be
known as general officers. They shall be
elected by ballot az town. ward and dis
trict meetings on the Tuesday next af-
-t~f-th4- first NondaN-ln-N -Nnvemhor an-
nually. and shall seVerallv hold their Of
Aces for one year from the first Tuesday v
of January next succeeding their election
and until their successors are elected and
qualified.
Sec The ballots .given In at any
election for general Officers after having
been counted and declared IN open meet
ing bv the modcrators or wa ardens and
clerks. shall be sealed up and certified IN
the manner provided by law and be de-
liversd IN person. bv the respective clerks
Of the meetings where they ware given
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR sALE-HERE is ANOTHER OF
those god investments that happen
only oncs I'm long time; Two 2-fanriiy
houses on Gallup street S4500. ISAAC L.
GOEE CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-YoU DON'T REALIZE
the many advantages we offer you to
own your own home We have the best
built houses ever offered for sale at the
lowest prices: easiest terms ISAAC L.
COFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-FARM IN NO SWAN
sea. a splendid farm but 6 miles from
Providence, with house OF IL rooms and
35 acres OF land: everything ready 10
commence work with. ISAAC l.. GOFF
co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-DOES THIS INTEREST
your A two-family house of Is rooms.
steam heat and all improvements. in a
GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
CHAPTER $50.

Public Laws.
passed Feb. q. 1901
II is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section l. Chapter 77s of the Public
Laws. passed May 30th. A. ID. 1900, is
hereby repealed.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-FoR $500 WE WILL. SELL,
you a farm OF S2 acres. with nice Groom
cottage and stable; don't miss this op-
portunity TO secure a bargain In a farm
ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-CoTTAGE AND BARN.
on f1rst street. 10 rooms with bath ana
steam heat and nice barn; only one min
ute from car line. ISAAC j.. GOtF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR sALE--NO SECTION OF THE
city provides better accommodations for
the Measure and conveniences OF it's resi-
dents than Washington Park; see us be-
fore buying elsewhere. ISAAC l.. GoFF
co
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25
PUBLIC LAWS PASSED AT THE
JANUARY SESSION. 1901.

lThe Chapters OF the Public Laws are
numbered continuously from the Gen
eral Laws. Revision OF 1861
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-AN UP-TO-DATE 1G-
room cottage with all improvements.
thoroughly built and finely finished; price
reasonable. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1901-06-25

FOR SALE-S200 DOWN BUYS A
beautiful home at Washington Park: ali
ments, same as rent. ISAAC Y. GoFF
CO.