The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-09-19

back to the dim and shadowy past when !
the mater illustrated our back with wood
cuts for inserting yellow Jackets nest
pin the chamber maids couch, and thus
proving our warm solicitude for her
want of energy in arising promptly.
Cease such diabolical reminders Of our
callow youth, and let us pass our autumn
Iof life in serenity and peacefulness.
It's high time that some one started
department store here in order to keep
our town up to date. What's the use OF
being behind Shelby and Choteau when
all one needs is bale of barbed wire
two kinds of bed ticking couple OF
wheel barrows. and water melon with
squashy flavor in order to get out
catalogue of every thing one needs to eat
drink or wear. The profit on face
powder alone, now that -four is scarce,
would insure competence In a short
time to the founder of such an institu-
tion.
Bacon Rind Dick is one of the most
useful members of society in Northern
Montana. He hunts geological and rare
botanical specimens for the savants who
come mere for study and research; he
picks huckleberries and tends the babies
for the danes; he whistles waltzes and
two steps when the damsels and swains
, wish to dance, AMI now she of the golden
tresses, the fair Carrie of the Phlladel-
phia Evening Bulletin has engaged him
for her guide through the Wilderness ol
the Rockies. Keep string on him Car
rie, for il Dick ever steps into gopher
! hole there will be vacancy right there
r for on account OF his thinness he woulc
be swallowed out of sight in the twink
ling of an eye and you would be lef
e guidelees, forlorn, and prey to ravon
] Gus wild beasts.
3 Ole has written our weather man TO
L a fore cast of next winter. The fore
caster has examined the summer resi-
y dences of hornet colonies, and fourd tina
they have built them very high upin tn
II trees. Uncle Bill sherman says this is
sign that the snow will be six feet deer
3 The muskrats have gone visiting w3thou
f stacking any fodder, and John Monro
of declares that they always do this prlc
Q to an open balmy winter. On the COZ
le trary Al Paisley is having mackina
Q union suits made for his Belgian hare'
e and has had them vaccinated in antic
l. patton Of spell of Arctic weather, an
l. an epidemic of small pox. After PR
"a found research into the meteorologici
is conditions as they now exist, the Weatl
n er observer recommends an early thresl
1e ing OF the turnip crop, and says that vii
is snow storm raging in the mountains
rs this writing, and forty mile gale tine
IN ured with iceness blowing from thelnor
", over the prairie, the indications are fir
an class for blizzard before night, al
on may The man who swiped our overco
'r- get caught 10 its fury is our ferve
o. petition.
ae o. G.. Van Sender of Browning
wearing an 8x10 smile now days. V
has invested considerable of his spa
ry lucre in cattle and his heart was glad
40 the 3rd inst when they told him it was
eii boy. In a few years this scion will
ay il the swim prepared to represent the
no lazy X brand with any outfit. Cong
n0 tulations Van.
The terrible news of President M
! Kiney's death was received with univ
sal sorrow by all classes Friday mornil
None were louder in their condmnati
as of the assassin s foul deed than the ma
MS laboring men employed in this vicin
inS by the Great Northern for they are
record with the times which the coun
ayS has enjoyed under his administration.
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