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ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

We often wonder if any ever really Liked es-
1t IS always easier for a busy man to hnd eAus =
work than it is for loafer.
There is usually something the matter with ~
carries woman's watch
Some women would rather listen to story ap''
OF sickness than read a novel; II
1t is every woman's opinion that all that tue -
she is good for is to pick up after them
1t is an indication that woman regards yoa = Il
dear friend when she quits getting out her cut ss.s
Be bold enough TO say Il don't know ana Z 4
screw your courage up to it, add And don't 'As
The third day that "a woman has been ceanns II II
is SO cross there is suspicion that she snaps ~
in her prayers
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TAMPERING WITH TRIE1 !,
LAUGH VS.. GRIrNr

LAUGH VS.. GRUNr. g
There's room in the world for the grimm.
Who goes at his tasks with l.,,ra
Who hunts at his job like winner
And does it with chuckle and eh.s
Who whatever the jolt or rebuff.
Will never give way to aAront;
For a laugh at grim Fate is wondsrs,,
And laugh will win more than r,a ~
And there's help in smile for brosh.-
And laugh will bring cheer 10 H.
All his frowns VIII. go down in sno,h.. ~
OF laughter and laughter viii en-
Afar evry gloom and forebodine
And will sidetrack despair with 4 ss,u.
When sorrow your heart is corroding
laugh will do more than rruns
And you'd rather hear laughing thar .,,..
And rather joke than frown '-'A's
And you'd rather smiling than o;,;.s
And the grumbler had ought to % d.
For the man who laughs loud is Wins. -
And chuckle doth soften lifes b-ur
Ev'ry good thing of lfes for the CRIME,
For laugh will win more than g,,
* i Il i
Chicago is revellng in grand opera and {, ,.s
that grand opera in the Windy City is like n,,,;s. '
gown on a porker.
A Brooklyn man DroKe IN the door to his wifi,
found pet parrot; then he was mad Funnv ,h;''
mad about.
The FL Paso Times recently published an w,
which it had occasion to mention police Office, 8,
of him as Adonis and Don Juan AS ! s,o.s u
story every officer the force has come around M,
scious blush and renewed his subscription.
An exchange says Charles H. Hoyt the pavr;s (
soon be in New York with new farce comedvp n;
must be walking about to funeral expenses or 81
dispatches announcing his death six months sro vrg
erred.
Bernhardt's beauty doctor has nothing GOOD !, u
American beauties. Well perhaps he is right udrsd I.
Bernhard standard our girls are not beautiful ,b,I
Lord!
Raising kangaroos bids fair to become an inds,u
France The French are certainly funny people ana
is necessary to raise kangaroo is poke with shan
u
Now he said, wilt thou be,
Miss Bddy Magee,
A true most obedent fond wife to her
And Bid said Right there's where viii
j. NJ Llnt
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sued Him for Pulling the Wrong Tooth.

Portland Oregonian. 81. n
The trial OF the suit of Mrs. E. E. Wood as' y Z
r Mossman, to $1,000 because wrohs . l n
'racted and for other pain and suffering % ...k
subjected, begun in Judge Fraziers court ,S'1 II
wood is the wife of Lieutenant A. ~ Wooo =
Charge Of the photographic office in Portland Ind
Mrs. Wood testified that in July, 1900 'As ia
her husband the Office OF DR.. Mossman' 70 ~ 40
inferior FIRST moar removed. The doctor punes
and afterward had to take out the roots On dS
home she aseertained that DIR. Mossman had ,sgs1s
lett inferior second bicuspd TOOTH causing z 80
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SOME LEADING EDITORIALS
OIL AND COAL IN MOBILE.

OIL AND COAL IN MOBILE.
From, the Birmingham Agc-Herald
In discussing the effects of cheap oil upon the consump
tion Of coal the Mobile Register says:
The effect upon the sale Of Alabama coal Is iet ahq
an-reenson of extensive loss Of territory tor the saIe
coal s manifest 1t not likely that the oil VIII be pipeu
u Mobile IN view of the distance and the dhcuy OF cross
m the Mississippi river but tank steamers taxing on on
a. Port Arthur from pipe line there will be able to denver
the oil as cheapv 10 could be pumped by pipe ms
1.-THE field of conjecture TO the possible industrial ue
veoumeut by reason OF the introduction OF this cheap e
very vide II may be that Mobile is upon the edge OF inc
greatest of industrial expansion This city certainly n
natural position to reap greater advantage iron the uAa
on Of cheap fuel than New Orleans fo the only important
coal consuming industries in the latter city are the renng
az sugar and the preparation of rice for market wnereas
Mobile has within her reach the greatest iron supply OF me
limited States and convenient OF Transporting the
IRAN n IRON and steel making should be started here by
virtue OF the cheapness of the fuel there is actually no cal
ulabe limit TO the of activity in this industry
sam building would naturally follow which is in itself very
great department of industrial enterprise.
When oil has to compete with steam coal at about s2s
tonfor when the Warrior is opened and steam coal is
crowded by the Texas fuel runof-mne coal can be laid
down in Mobile that pricewhen this oil will not
have walkover Oil will be used by seagong steamers
and there are many who will in preference to
cheap coal Where coal is and high priced is IN
Texas oil will be used fuel and will be great boom
To some extent will supplant coal in New Orleans but IT
is exceedingly improbable that will during its brief life
drive coal Of Mobile.
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A Damage Suit Without Parallel.

I 0NIltlaPOIls NcWs
Frankfort IndSu has been filed in the Clinton cireui,
court behalf Of Emma RAIDER years old against th
Lake Erie and Western Railway company, claiming $isooo
damages few months ago while the station platform
she was struck BY mail pouch and knocked the pass
as special because the injury and loss the limb
will be permanent damage and obstacle TO matrimonial
expectations and prospects"
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casteIlane as a Reporter.
New York sun

~" sun. !
Paris.--Count Boni de CasteIlane, who mas ,rrsss
inquiries in Rome concerning the riimors 2. Hi. t
between France and Italy, writes TO me n,;,sa
agreement is being negotiated between ufes' Irro X
Spain and France whereby Italy is 10 an snL,ooeo *
snare Is not given.
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Music and Music.

The nfinstrels song in days OF old
Lured damsels off--so we are told
oh, had hand-organs then been played
Those snaidens safe at home had stayed
--chieago Record Herald.
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VIZ told that the of criminal appeals has over
thrown precedent and established in murder
cases u it would overthrow the precedent OF reversing
murder the State would be decidedly the pancr
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THIS remains OF Lincoln after more carting around have
again been entombed II of the penalties OF greatness
that after death may not repose in peace
for any length of time
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ANn now while Texans bringing in oil wells and en-
joyne bamy summer weather the people in Ohio sitting
hunchcd the high parts of the landscape singing
Driven From Home" 1t be just Ohios luck to
have floods and Hanna and everything else that is bad
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New ORLEANs had better be how she treats the
missionaries who there attending the missionary confer
she'll be in the position China and be called
for an indemnity.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-26

Now that the Cuban commission has arrived in Washing
ton TO see Mckinley would not be advisable the pres
dent to hurry his Western trip just little so as to es
capes
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-26

WHEN ii inconsistency Great Britain plays the
fine that extremes joste In one part
of Africa she is freeing slaves while in smother part she is
endeavorng TO make them,
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Mr.. J. PirRroNr MORGAN is said to have aroused more
interest in his personality than any American who has Wis
tied England for years past This is natural howeverthe
old country would like keep what's Left il possible
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-26

WHEN the New York visitors reach their northern exit
from the State they ought weigh Just through curiosity
to what Texas hospitality can do for guest
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-26

TKxAs gets fourteen eutenautces the enlarged army
But there other fruits OF mlitarsm which Texas can
reasonably expect harvest before We are through with il
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1901-04-26

AND Chicago figures an ocean port Chcago's
motto is u r1 and she lives UP it, The majority of
cities haven't got a motto.
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Now THAT this great and good republic has embarked ON
OF Imperialism and conquest the congress Ane
republics to he held in the City Mexico next October
will possibly the largest and homogeneous
collection OF autoeratc rulers be found in the world
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TELEPHONE NUMBERS.
1856. Editorial Department AS

Entered the Postofiee Houston Tsras Second Class
Matter
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Now this great and good republic has embarked ON
OF imperialism and conquest the congress Ane
republics he held in the City Mexico nest October
will possibly the largest and homogeneous
collection OF autoeratc rulers to be found in the world
BEAUMONT counts that day lost whose low descend
ing sun fails TO throw golden halo around gusher
ASp while Texans bringing in oil wells and en-
joyng bamy weather the people in Ohio are sitting
hunehed up the high of the landscape singing
Driven From Home 1t be just Ohios luck to
have floods and Hanna and everything else that is bad
AND Chicago figures as an ocean mort Chicapo's
is II u and she lives up to it, The majority of
cities haven't even got motto.
Mr. J. PirRroNr MORGAN is said to have aroused more
interest in his personality than any who has Wis
tied England for years past This is natural howeverthe
poor old country would like to keep what's left if possible
WHEN the New York visitors reach their northern exit
from the State they ought weigh just through curiosity
to see what Texas hospitality can do for guest,
VIZ told that the Of criminal appeals has over
thrown precedent and established new one in murder
II it would overthrow the precedent OF reversing SO
many murder eases the State would be decidedly the gamer
TKxAs gets fourteen euteuautcies in the enlarged army
But there other fruits OF marism which Texas can
reasonably expect harvest before through it
WHEN it to inconsistency Great Britain plays the
fine that extremes joe In one part
OF Africa she is freeing slaves while in part she is
endeavorins TO make them
Now that the Cuban commission has arrived In Washing
ton Mckinley woudit advisable for the presi
dent to hurry up his Western trip just little as to es
capef
New ORLEANS had better be careful how she treats the
missionaries who there attending the missionary confer
she'll be in the position China be called
for indemnity.
The remains OF Lincoln after carting around have
again been entombed It is of the penalties greatness
that after death bones may repose in peace
for any length of time.
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BEAUMONT counts that day lost whose low descend
ing sun fails 10 throw golden halo around gusher
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OFFICE OF PUBLICATION.
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and so Tribune building New York (The s. c. Reekwh
Special Ageneyl Western 46o The Rookery, Chicago (Ihe
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HOUSTON, FRIDAY MORNING, ApRIL &c, 1aol.
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EXCHANGE INTERVIEWS.

Not only the United Staes bt be whole World has It's
eyes turned toward Texas now-Laredo Daily Times
rs capital also is turned in direction which is
more important
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05

representatives OF certain sect
have been in session in Iowa. After
much wraugling they have concluded
that they will admit to their holy
ranks nobody affiliated with IL secret
society. Several men belong to secret
orders. Mason and Odd Fellow,
Knight OF Pythias and Workman
Forester. Woodman, Good Templer
and all the rest OF you. You are out,
No more can you listen TO the story
OF salvation as told from that particu-
lar pulpit. You must gs elsewhere
to listen to the old, old story. Even
The member vi the Grand Army, nov
old and feeble, bravely bearing his
scars and prehaps proud of them, has
been cast into outer darkness. The
people who have narrowed the path
are kGCNE rs the United fresbyter-
iaus. The tencts OF their faith do not
much matter. Nobody would care to
embrace such faith; They are wei
come tc hnycit to themselves, and joy
go with them. Doubtless when they
have reached the golden harp stage
they will insist on their special brand
Of harp.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05

Already the cars are freightcd with
an immense amount OF machinery
which is being shipped into Eastern
Washington to harvest the mammoth
crop expected this year. Last year
headers anil throshels were sold as
fast as they were shipped in and this
year promises to break all previous re-
cords. The vast amount Of immigra-
ton has nearly doubled the crop aver
age in the last two years. Loss has
been sustained in previous years by
not being equipped with The machin-
cry necessary TO quickly dispose OF
the crop. 1t is to be hoped that
enough labor will voluntarily present
itself at harvest time this year and
that the farmers will purchase the
necessary amount OF machinery to
harvest the crop with as small degree
OF the usual amount OF friction as
possible.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05
NOTICE OF SCHOOL BOND SALE.

Notice Of sale of school bonds of school Dis
triet No ~, Adams county. Washington.
Whereas it having been duly certified to me
that ut special election held in the above
district May p, 1901, 1t was voted that the
directors of said district were authorized to
borrow money ana issue negotiable coupon
bonds to the amount Of Eight hundred $500
Dollars payable six years after date with OPP
ton 10 pay after three years
Now therefore, NOTICE is hereby given.that
said bonds will be offered for sale al the Office
of the county treasurer in the town Of Ritzyile
in said county and state until June 29. 1891
at II O'Clock a IN. Bidder will name price
offered ana interest demanded. The board Of
directors reserve the right 10 reject any or all
bids, and no bids below par will be entertained
A. W. SHAW, County Treasurer.
Ritzyille. WASH, June 5, 1901.
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CONTEST NOTICE.



Spokane Falls. Wash, May 18th 1891.
a sufficient contest affidavit having been
FLED in this office by Gottlieb Sack mann ,contes-
tant against timber culture entry No 1852, made
Js:. 80, 1889 for the 5 L "A sect twp II N, K.
ID, L. W. M, by John II. Webster, in which
it is alleged that the said John II. Webster
has wholly abandoned said timber culture
that the claimant failed TO pillow or cultivate
any portion of said tract at any time OF caused
any portion Of said tract TO be cultivated by
any person; that the claimant failed to plant
any portion OF said q act 10 trees tree seeds or
cuttings, or caused the same 10 be cultivated
or planted to trees, tree seeds OF cuttings by
any person at auy time.
Said parties are hereby notified to appear, re-
spond and offer EVIDENCE touching said allega-
ton ut 10 O'Clock a. m, on July II, 1901 before
the register aud receiver at Spokane Fails,
Washington.
The said contestant having, in II proper aft
davit, filed May ID, 1891, set forth facts which
show that after due diligence personal service
OF this notice cannot Be made, It is hereby
ordered ana directed that such notice be given
by due ana proper publication.
WILLIAM II. LUDDEN, Register.
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Coming EveEts.

State Press Association. Grays Harbor July.
city Election, Dee. $, 1901.
, Sportsmens Associations OF the Northwest,
NAllR Wnlln. June 25-29.
international Mining Congress. Boise City,
July %.
Formal transfer from military to civil author.
ity Philippines, Julyl.
Old Settlers Annuol meeting, Ei!zville, June
9Th. 1901
Washington State Bankers Association spo-
kane, June 2D-13
| Washington Fire Insurance Association,
Seattle. June ~.
Idaho Stale Press Association weiser, Sept. II
ana 10th.
; Summer session State University, Berkeley,
CAL. opens June "a.
Commencement Washington State Agricul-
tnral college, Pullman, June 16-20.
National Editorial Association, Buffalo, June
1915.
state Federation of Womcn's Clubs, Tacoma,
June 1920
Whitman college commencement, walia Wal
la, June ZIP.
Encainpment OF Whitman County Veterans
Association, Pennington, June / to Is.
Washington State Fire Association, Seattle,
June IL,
Oregon pioneer reunion, Portland, June II.
National irrigation Congress, Colorado Springs
Campeil Bros. Show. Ritzyile, June 81.
RELIGIOUS.
Washington State Holiness Association csmp.
meeting, Eltcrton, June 2S TO july
Moscow district camp meeting Methodist Epis-
copal church, CoifaX June 20 80
Moscow district Epworth League Lewiston,
June 1916
National Epworth League Convention eXcur-
son, San Francisco, July to August 81.
Montana Christian Endeavor convention,
Butte, June l2-ll.
Epworth League convention, San Francisco,
July 1921
SECRET SOCIETIES
Sovereign Grand Lodge 10. o. r. Indian
npuls Sept ld-23.
Supreme Lodge Knights OF pytfias biennial
N GN1l II Fa1t ,isf4ft Nav
Oregon encampIaent c. A. r., Forest Grove,
June 2i-2S.
Washington Grand Army encampment Tacoma
June 25.21.
Idaho Grand Army encampment, Occur d
.Alena, June 2092
Washington Grand Lodge =. ana A. NJ ami
order Eastern star, Tacoma, june II to Ii.
Modern Wocdmen America biennial national
convention, st Paul. June II,
FAIRS, ENPOSiTIONS, ETC.
Spokane Interstate fhir, Sep lu-2l
Lewis d clark Centennial Exposition, Portland
1905.
Washington State Fair, North Yakima, Sept.
30 to Oct. 5.
AT OPERA HOUSE.
Uncle Toms Cabin, April 5, 1902
The Wrong Mr. Wright Nov. -.
LEGAL HOLIDAYS.
New SeArS--Jan. l.
Lincoln's BirthdAy-Feb. ~.
Washington's BirthdHy-Feb. %.
Decoration Day-Mny 80.
Independence Day--Jnly4.
La boz Day First Monday in September
thanksgiving FIXED by proclamation.
ChristInas-Dec. 70.
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Subscription p. ice Si.5b per year; six mouths
SiOt No subscription taken for less tban siS
GIoIths.
Advertising rates may he ascertAined ut the
Office. Meme bu FIRST class advertisement Will
be inserted,
Al paIs.is continued until an order is rcceiv
e' Fnr d continuance, ana until all arrcagages
pti1.
Correspondence from nCighborng towns W IN
fe eli, GRIZZLY received Write on both sides Ci
the paper ii You wish and say what YOU have TO
sry IN Your own way, Well iiN it w.
The cdi torial policy OF The NEWS is 10 say
what il thinks, without worrying about consC-
,.ucnces and correspondents may safely OBJ
serve Il similar suspension Of rules AnOny-
id0uS communications will moi tie recognized.
You all know what our pnper is--H gem
p:arllrel, progressive clean, honest, uSciul
lalcr-full Of guInpti"n, fun of sunshine. with
Nh Immense circulation among the best people
everywhere. As n progressive citizen, you
ought 10 take 1t.
Articles relating to the development OF the
resources OF this section always acceptable.
The management will spare no cndcavor to
furnish accurate information from the most
reliable sources accessible 20 those interested
~ our city and county. ~ an advertising
lnedium the value OF This publication is un.
qu"s;iosIed--i, is Indispensable 20 uli in every
station 81 business life.
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There is promise OF good wheat
crop this year, buildings are being
erected at remarkable rate in RitzyiIle,
there is assurance OF two picnics and
a circus before long, there are no signs
of a measle or whooping cough con-
tagion, school vacation is on, there is a
variety OF amusement in town mowers
and garden rakes, we wont have u
poor farm until the commissioner
meet and altogether why shouldn't
folks be happy?
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05

The unanimous verdict of those
who have examined Gilbert Hunt Cos.
Threshing Machinery as shown here
pronounce it without doubt the best
machine built for this country.
Unlimited money at lowest rates
to loan on improved land.--O. r. Hol-
comb.
Garvey, the painter, hangs wallpaper
n the best. and latest style.
All kinds OF underwear at the Rack
ct store.
The Ideal steam cooker is the new
inve milton to make housewives happy
A thing of beauty and Joy forever.
No home complete without one. Mr.
f. NJ. Egbers is taking orders.
The First National Bank has
money to loan on improved real estate
in Adams and Lincoln counties
whether deed or held on railroad con-
tract. We make loans on lowest
terms, with or without commission,
light expenses. no delays. Cores
pondence solicited.
The RltZville Hardware Co. has
now enroute the following: One car
of Hodge headers, one car of Rushford
and Winona wagons, one car OF bar
bed wire, one car Of bar iron
The Ritzville Hardware Co. have
just received carload OF Henney
buggies and carload Of Woodmanse
windmills.
Farm loans made at low rates Of in,
terest and on best tens offered at
Pioneer State Bank. Give us call
when such is desired.
Money to loan on improved farms
at low rates of nterest.-Dorman
Bros.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05

Fifty five prominent business firms
Of Walla Walla have signed an agree
ment to ''give no more subscriptions
OF make any donations for any pur-
pose whatever" The large number
of wearying and persistent oanvassers
for private and public enterprises,
numbering sometimes two to four a
day, prompted the resolve.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05
LABOR OMNIA VINCIT.

pITZyILLE is the capitol OF Adams county,
IL has u population OF 1900 and is situated
sixty-tive miles southwest Of the beautiful city
OF Spokane on the main line OF the Northern
Pacific railway. Wheat raising and the man
ufactlre of flour are the chief industries.
Greatest wheat receiving station in the world,
Trade centre for agricultural and grazing SER
ton. FIGURING mills, wAterWorRs and SPLEEN
did public schools Express, telegraph and
long distance telephone systems. Elevation
above sea level 1S2U feet.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1901-06-05

1t must be said that Miss June is
cool in her behavior. This sort OF
treatment is expected from that arrant
hout March, but from June-who
would have thought it?