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Imperial press., 1901-10-26
Tempt.nn Fntc.

''No thanks" said tnc sc1 faced man when he vas ag..cd Go jon cOnviYsl party. "Thc fct Is. don't drink. Found couldn't a,.ori it, 70 sworo off. X number cf years a-o lived ln the est. | wGg Ccirc well. and had bank ccc-rat that wns proud Of Seeing q c..a.cc t1 Cc..lia my fnoncy. 1 decided to draw it ou.t. TIe cay was A warm one. and, becoming thirsty. I stopped to take q r,Gss of something cool. I diC1't vaftc more than five minutes G-1 was soon in line at the paying tellcr'1 window. The party ahead Of me received Lig money. and was sho'iEg ly check through tue window when tLc teller pulled it down and announced that tie bank Las sus- pended rlyl1cat. believe that the receiver declared 2 dividend n year or SO later. bGt the amount was so small that I never bothered to cc;lect mine, IL Tas pretty expensive G-ink for me"
 Do understand. cah," said q Ken tuckisn wEo va3 present that you took that Gr.n.; aloneE''
 ''Certainly."
 ''It was thc judgment of heaven, sah," remarked the I>entuckian sol emuly.-Det-oit Free Press.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
BUTCHERS ARE IMMUNE.
nest Dealers. It Is Said. Never Die
 of Consnmption.

"rutchcrs never dlc of consumption" The big man wiih hls sleeves rolled up, welding tho cicIver at thc block. said thls ns he threw becfstcnk On the scale.
 It sounded more like n trade gupcrstL tlnn than a fnct isit fn far as diligcnt Inquiry has been able Co discover it ia true. although not generally known outside of the meat clinpplug craft.
 Butchers arc no longer lived thaD men in other walks Of life. They nre subject Go nll the other Ills that lIuman flesh ls heir Co. but consumption they do not have. So far as reporter was able Co learn not single case Is on record of butcher In this city being afflicted with the Incurnblc wasting of 'hc lungs which claims lis hundreds of thousands of victims annually.
 The fact is well known among butch. CTS and hns been often the subject of their comment. although none of them can give n reason for lt
 "No." said man who has swung sides and rounds in Washington mar kct for the last 20 years: "I have had rheumatism md typhoid fever and lots uf other things. but nothing has ever been out of gear with my lungs. and the same Is true of every other butcher ln ihls town. l know nearly all of them. and never heard of one of them having consumption. They don't drink biocd or tnkc any especially good car of themselves either don't know why IL should be 90 unless it's because the continual inhaling of m atmos- phcre Of fresh meat Is strengthening
 "I have often thought when hearing of consumptives going to Colorado and Egypt that know of climate nearer horie that would do the business just as well. If they would stay in this stall for awhile and swing meat they would get well quite as quickly as they would on thc ion of Pikc's peak."-New York Ma and Express.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
THIN AND NERVOUS
HOW 4 ST. PAUL WOMAN SUF-
 TERED AWFUL TORTURES.
She was Afflicted with Rheumatism and lndigestion-Now She Gladly Tells others How She Was Cured

Prom The PioResr Press, St, PaGi, HiaH.
 Anyone who has suffered from ei- ther rheumatism or indigestion can appreciate the condition of a frail woman whose body was racked by the agonies caused by a complication ot the diseases. Such was the experience Of Mrs J. T. Sloggy. of 107 East Jas samine street, St. Paul, Minn. Hap billy she found relief by taking the acvice of a friend and now, moved by gratitude for her delivery, she tells others how she was cured. To re- porter she said:
 During the winter season of 1898 l suffered very much with rheumatism, being confined to my bed some Of the time under a physicians care and un- able to do any work. l was also troubled with indigestion. When spring came l was thin and nervous, had poor appetite and was broken down in health generally. That summer l made visit to Wisconsin and while there met an old friend, Mrs. Ira Wilbur, os Big Springs She said she had been a great sufferer from indigestion and had been completely cured by Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. knew her word could be relied on SO I got box of the pills and com menced taking them. l felt benefited in a few days but continued to take them for about five months.
 That winter had no return of the rheumatism. my appetite improved and gained in flesh and strength. My cure was permanent and l have not taken any of the pills since.
 Il have told many how the pills helped me and l sincerely hope that others suffering in the same way may be induced to try pr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
 This statement was sworn to by Mrs. Sloggy before G. F.. Sampson, a no- taTy public. at St Paul. Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People will not only cure rheumatism and indigestion but are also an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia. partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica. neuralgia, nervous headache, the after-effects of the grip, palpitation of the heart. pale and sallow complex ions. and all forms of weakness. At all dealers or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Co. Schenectady N. Y., fifty cents per box; six boxes, two dollars and fifty cents.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
oN A paARIl 1aLEeRApA poLa.

rst' msattai1 sri f95thiii. ritln snd lake Where % iitks fns t4st and vet. Ths tsasr vifs tia.iss from sra to fes. A fitr uat runs u1fft. As d f~6 1rn-ti fsrr ef hasts C thfobs Wlth thr ufc suI "a 1i states An f'1fs t.f.isa !. : of sun sol rcaos co Afad e4rs a-I I4ifs T1uoIrh f .f7~ ling ssa of waving grcsn, cf aifrts -s1 golden fIrs. Isa ffii co fsi1 !. Hs w11f of r acc From would Co world it runs. Bst Zoe ia'fr O. ir.if au idis isies.
 An ic t1H.s O. u1.f ase ufalgc To u. aio follow e. gaI. gold isn
 Of tlt w- .l ftc opsl faase
 Auigi tlGa.ff iu A.ufife's Magazina
Imperial press., 1901-10-26

at a constant disadvantage. This is why, for the past twenty-five years, thousands of women have been con- fiding their troubles to us, and our advice has brought happiness and health to countless women in the U.S.
 Mrs. Chhppell, of Grant Park, H., whose portrait we publish, advises all suffering women to use Lydia F.. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, as if cured her of inflammation of the ovaries and womb; she, therefore, speaks from knowledge. and her experience ought to give others confidence. Address Mrs. Pinkhams La boratory, Lynn, Mass
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
The Marriage Inrr.

one remedy against indigestion Is mairimOny. Al least The Lancet icllS us thal ll Is the cclIbaie young barrls ter. thr lonely curate in lodgings. tue struggling bachelor journalist or busi ness man or clerk who suffers most from premature dyspepsia because he 'ats alone. llr erurtully rads during hls meals. whICh Is had. or he reads directly br has bollcd hls food. which ls likewise bad Obviously. therefor. matrimony Is bar IO lndIgess lOn.- Lady's Pictorial
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
The Home ot Echoes.

Many valleys described ln guide books as "whisperinG valleys" are ia. vorite resorts for tourists tn all parts of the world Few. however. exceed ln wonder yalh'y at S:anStird In Es sex. England The rector of thIs par. ish in givin. careful account of his own cxpericuCcS states that his house stands on a h.l 2SS feet above sea level. rising in rear to 30O feet. while in front lhc ground SioprS away to a stream lO0 feet below and again rises lS0 feet on the opposite side. From the rectory tln. mllS of l4 or l5 viii laGes may hr distinguished, while across the valley footsteps anu voices In conversational tone may be heard at half mile
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
Why a Woman Ss AbEO Go HOls Ssok iNosssSs
 MIs0ss O0ofos-s Ean.

How gladly would men fly to wo- mans aid did they but understand a woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities, and peculiar organic disturbances.
 Those things are known only to women, and the aid a rnan would give is not at his command. @
 To treat n case properly it is neces- sary to know all about it, and full information, many times, cannot be given by woman to her family phy. sicihn. She cannot bring herself to tell everything, and the physician is
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Cigar. Are Right. and Len..

"it Is not always because cigar Is badly made that tue wrapper curls up and works U.. said tobacco dealer Tt Is often because right handed man IS smoking left handed cigar Sounds strange. hey: Well, T left handed cigar is one rolled by the mak. CTS left hand. for all cigar makers must be amhilrXterous. A piece Of tobacco fer a wrapper Is cut on the bins and k rolled from left to right on the filler. Thc other piece. for reasons ot economy. k tErn used and must Ec rolled the opposite way by the opera tors other hand. Hence a smoker who holds his cigar in his right hand some times in twisting It about rnbs tho wrapper the wrong way aud unloosens Philadelphia Times.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
DOCTORS AND EDITORS.
rh~ Mighty Difference Tn Their Pro.
 fcaniOnn nnd prnlIa.


 The doctors arc aii friends Of ours, says thc Iowa Medical Journal We expect ihcm Go siay 1.iih us until death. Yet at the fisa of ilcurua& their displeasure we reproduce the following. We don't know Whcr" it came from any more than W" know vhos" rain spout the doctors medicine comes f..r.. We find it in a paper crcl!,-I tp "IS." IT VIC knew the author. vc would -aiiy give his name because tue article Is really good. Here lt Is:
 The doctor from Algona said tha; newspapers are run for revenue only. What in thunder to doctors run for. any. WayF Do they run for gluryf One good. healthy doctors bill would run this of. 6cc for six months.
 An editor works half day for S3 giih au investment of S3.0O0; doctor looks wise and works ten minutes for S2DO. with an investment of cents for eainip and pill box that cost S1.37.
 "A doctor goes to college for two or three years and gets a diploma and a string of words satan himself cannot pronounce, cultivates a look of gravity that he palms off for wisdom, gets box of pills, Il cayuse and meat saw and sticks his shinglc out, a full fedged doc. tor. He will then doctor you until you die at q stipulated price per visit and puts them in as thick as your pocket book will permit.
 An editor never gets his education fin. ishrd. He learns as long as he lives and studies all his life. He cats bran mash anal liver hc takes his pay il turnips and hav and keeps the doctor in town by re fraiaing from printing the truth about him.
 We wo-lI li.c 10 live il AlSoua and run newspaper six months and see if the doctor would change his mind about running q newspaper for reyenue only.
 If wc didn't get some glory out of it, we would agree to take one Of his pills after first saving our prayers. If the editor makes q mistake. he has to apolo- rizc for il. bat if the doctor makes mistake he burics it.
 If wc make one. there is n lawsuit, ta,l sweating and a smell Of sulphur. but il tAc doctor makes one there is a fu- s,ra!. c,:t Co~-C-s c.l q srlcll of varnish. TEc doctor CGn rsc q wo-l a foot long, bu: if tEc ciIipr uSvS IL he has to spell 1t. Any medical college can make doctor. Iou can't make Cl editor. He has to bc born GIG.
 '''Thc cditor woTi:S to keep from starv- Ing. while ihr ,octcr works to ward Of tho Eout. The editor helps men to live better. aal i..e doctor assists them to die easy.
 ''Thr doctor pulls sick mans leg. The editcr is glad ir he can collect his bills at 0!l. Revenue only? N'c are liv. Ing for fun anu 'o spite the doctors"
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
"sTRAWs SHOW WHICH WAY
 The Wind Blows"

And the constantly increasing demand for and steady growth in popularity Of St. Jacobs on among all classes of people in every part of the civilized world show conClusively what remedy the people use for their rheumatism and bodily aches and pains Facts speak louder than words. and the fact remains undisputed that the sale of St. Jacobs Oil is greater than all other remedies for outward application com bined. It acts like magic. cures where everything else falls. conquers pain.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
The Ingrntr.

This Ia nn uucraicrul world. II not ia- frequently happens that inc man who laughs tho loudcst ai the mothcr-in-l2w jokes at the vaudeville show k the man who lives nt the expense of lis wifrs mother aad depends upon her to super wise the cooking. perhaps 10 to lt.-Bos. tJn Transcript.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
On n Fee.

Doctor" said the stinsy man. who was trying to save q fee. meeting Dr. Sharrc on tho street. "whnt do you think of this? Very frequently l get severe pains in my feet. Whats that a sign off''
 T should scy that wns a sign of rain.' replied the doctor -rhlla dciphia Pres..
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
So Oldest Residents.

Turning 10 thc picturesque resident. the man from the east. with praiSewCl;hy desire to hc pleasant. asked
 Have you lived hcrc IonIT"
 Nav" r,plicd Lariat Lem. carelcssly shifting his gun from one hand to tho other "%obody lives here long. ."-Chicaso Herald
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Do1,estIc Joys.

Mecks- My wttr prefers coTee for Ireak:aSt and prefer tea
 weeks-Thsn suppose you have bothi
 MeekS-Oh. no We TOmprumlSe. Wetks-ln what way neekS-Ws rOmpromi~e 0a cofT""
Imperial press., 1901-10-26
The noston noys' Ranch.

A western cattle ranch belonging to the children of some Boston people has been named ly them Focus" because k IE where the sons raise mcat.-Boston TrnnScfipt
Imperial press., 1901-10-26

TTrc ucriimcnt ray be distinguished fror.s false b, the fnct tha, it hears rc1,c. ton. We can think ot IL with pleasure next day and next week.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26

The oldcsi statuc l1 tho world is of tho sheik ol an Egyptian village. IL IS believed tO be not less than coco ycnis old.
Imperial press., 1901-10-26

'"i .ats a very disreputable neigh borhood It always has been and al- ways wiIi be-"
 "Oh' think you're mistaken about that. T-"
 No. I aint [ know. because [ used to live there mysel ."--Philadelphia
 Brooklyn. N. Y, Oct t4-The value of Garfield Tea. the herb cure. is sus- gcsted by these facts: lt is spe- c!fc for all diseases Of the liver. kid- neys. stomach and bowels; it purihes the blood and lays the foundation for health.
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1901-03-02
PORAXKA DEWETTA

Le wszystklch stron nadchodza wiadomo-
SCI, re znakomity partyzant burski Dewett
zostat poblty na glove wycofa} sic "a RE
ke OranzowQ tylko trZystu nailepszymi
Jezdzcami. Reszta jego woiska, liczbie
okofo 5000, rozproszyfa sic po kraiu. Pre-
zydent Stein wydal jakoby prok lamacve.
upowazniaJaca Bur6w od rozeiScia sic DO
farmach, a gen. Botha okazaf gotowoSt roz
poczecia ukfad6w. Wiadomosci te. lax sic
zdale, sa -pewne, gdyz nadchodza Z r6a-
nych zr6dei. Me MONA jednak uwazac
woIny afrykanskiej Ia zupemie skonczoua.
Dop6ki taxi w6dz jak Dewett ME dosta-
nie sic do niewoli, lub sam sic ME podda,
zawsze MONA oczekiwat, re. pobity W
!ednem miejscu, wypfynie g,lzies W innem.
Ia skonczona nalezy tylko uwaaac kampa-
ME zaczepna Burow w kolonii kapu. Swic-
tina ia kampania mogfa udaC sic tvlko w
lednym wypadku, mianowicie glyby lu-
dnosc holenderska tel kolonii powstala
masowo przeciwko Anglikom. Po to VIA
sclwie tylko chodzify oddzialy lataiacc
burskle do kolonii angelskiej. Lecz do po-
wstama masowego nie przyszfo stronie
zaczepneJ ME pozostafo MIC innego jak wy
cofac sic znowu ma wfasne terytoryum
Ten akt zywo przypomina wyprawe Gici-
quo la na Litwe po bitwie pod Ostrofeka w
roku 1S3lym. Poczatkowe powodzenie,
czesciowe powstanie na Litwie. kleski
odwr6t-wszystko byto taksamo. Mielismy
nawet swego Dewetta Drmbinskim. Z
ta tylko roznlca na nasza niekorzySt. ze
wlelkl nasz partyzant ME miaf ,low6dztwa
naczelnego. Me posiadalismy wtedy, jak
ME posiadamy dzisiaj. tego gtebokiego
rOzumu pOlitycznegO cnOtV republikan
sklel, ktore kazq ludziom powierzac wiadze
komende najlepszym najzdolniejszym
l nas prawle zawsze najlcpszych trzeba
szukac W szeregach mniejszosci.
T. Siemiradzki
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1901-03-02
JAPONIA SIZE RUSSIA.

Donosza dalekiego wschodu, ze Rad
japonski wystosowaf do Petersburga note
zapytaniem, jake So ostateczne zamiary
Rosyi wzgledem Mandzuryi, Jednoczesnie
posfowie japohscy Berinie Londynie
otrzymali instrukcye wybadania Anglii i
Niemiec, O lie Japonia moze Hczyc na te
panstwa W razie zatargu Rosya Tym-
czasem sa takze wiadomosci, ze Rosya
rozszerza zwolna swoje panowanie uz mad
Mongolia .Jestto olbrzymia prowincya ma
p6fnocy Chin, daleko wieksza od Mandzu-
ryi Opinia publiczna W Japonii jest ogro-
mnie wzburzona postepkami Rosyi W Chi
mach radaby postawit te kwestye IA o.
strzu miecza, gdyby sic znalazto energiczne
poparcie W Europie. Lecz O to wfasnie maj
trudniej. Pofozenie W Europie widocznie
jeszcze ME dojrzato do wybuchu. Rwie sic
tam wciaz psuje W roznych katach, lecz
dyplomacya jeszcze fata dziury jako tako i
zgnify pok6j europejski przeciaga sic z ro-
ku ma rok, wyniszczajqc ludy tax, jakby
ich moze ME wyniszczyta kr6tka a energi-
czna rozprawa orezna.
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1901-03-02
WOJNA CELNA.

Zatarg celny miedzy Rosya Stanami
vi. bynajmniej ME zostaf zafagodzony
Rosya re zwykfa ezczelnoscia utrzymuje,
re premii wywozowej "a sw6j cukier ME
pfaci. Pfaca ia ME rzad, lecz wielcy pre-
mysfowcy, t. ]. rosyjski trust cukrowy. TAX
tez jest; tylko tenze trust otrzymuje ka-
4y panstwowej zwrot akcyzy W takiej aku-
rat sumie, jaka wypfaca "a wywoz cukru.
Komiczne wrazenie sprawia biadanie ME-
kt6rych pism amerykanskch mad niegrzecz-
noscia sekretarzo stanu ola Rosyi, tel mai
wiekszej przyjaciofki Stanow n. Glossy te
ukazafy sic W Chicago Nowym Yorku,
gdzie wfasnie fundusze sekretne konsula-
tow rosyjskich funkcyonuja najreguIar-
niej. Dose juz many tel przyjazni. ia te
pare gfupich statk6w drewnianych, kt6re
Rosya wysfafa ma wody amerykanskie W
roku 1S64ym kt6re Anglicy mogliby byli
zatopic kazdej chwili, gdyby sic i'm spodo-
bafo poprzec czynnie konfederat6w, tyle
juz napisano nagadano przyjazni rosyj-
skiej ze mdfo sic robi czytajac ia ten
humbug Stany ri. zaptaciiy juz swoiem
dobrem imieniem, zawierajac traktat wy
dawaniu Rosyi przestepcow politycznych
czego ME robi nawet Turcya. Jezei tel
wojny cukrowej ME wyjdzie mic innego
jak choc drobne nadwerezenie tel kompro
mitujacej przyjazni to Juz "a to jedno Sc
kretarz Gage otrzyma piekre imie histo-
ryi.
Pr6bowano straszyc rad Stan6w ri. wi
dmem cafej Europy, organizujacej sic
przeciwko wywozowi amerykanskiemu.
Wywleczono stara move hr Gofuchowskie-
go delegacyach austryackich, gdzie ten
~maz stanu nawofuje wszystkie panstwa do
walki handlowej z Ameryka. NaturaInie,
kiedys dalekiej przyszfosci moze przyjsc
do tego Lecz dis, gdy panstwa europej-
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1901-03-02
TOM XIV. No. 9.
PRZEGLAD POLITYCZNY
KEOPOT Z KUBA.

Kubanczycy sa widocznie tego zdania,
re Stany Ii. wojowafy z Hiszpania dla
wfasnei przyjemnosci. ME dla dobra Ku-
by. Ami sladu wdziecznosci dIa swojej wy
bawicielki W zachowaniu sic mfodej Kuby
ME dostrzedz. Stacy weglowych dla floty
amery kaiskiej dac ME chce, ma post6j
wojsk amerykanskich ME pozwala ia
dnych moralnych obowiazkach mic ME VIE
Prezydent Jest powaznym kfopocie. T.
zywac SHY jakos ME wypada, tax costa
vic ME MONA. Ola zafatwiena zatargu Z
Kuba prezydent juz zwofaf specyalna sesye
senatu na Ago marca, wraz po inauguracyi.
Senat chciat wykrecit sic zwalajac ma
prezydenta pefnomocnictwo postapienia
jak mu sic pedzie podobalo; lecz prezydent
, ME chce brac powiedzialnosci na siebie
jednego. Tymczasem opinia pubiczna W
Stanach Zjednoczonych r6znie zapatruje
sic na te kwestye. Jedni radza w imie dok-
tryny Monroego wziasc gwaftem to, czego
Kubanczycy ME chca dat dobrej wolf
Taxa mysl wypowiedziat mp. czfonek gabi-
netu prezydzenta, Emory Smith, W movie
ma bankiecie republikanskim W Detroit
Wedlug konstrukcyi pocztmistrza general
nego doktryna Monroego stoi wyzej cd u
chwaf kongresu. Kongres roku 1S9Sgo d.
chwalif. re Kuba ma bye wolnem pan
stwem. Skoro jednak zachowanie sic tego
panstwa wystawia ma szwank doktryne
Monroego, wolno jest rzadowi Stan6w a.
ignorowaG te uchwafe kongresu postapic
Kuba jak z prowincya
Ma TAXA konstrukcye zgodzic sic ME mo-
zemy. Doktryna Monroego ME Jest pra-
wem lecz tylko teorya naukowo- politycz-
ma. Uchwafa zas kongresu, podpisana
r,rn1ySanfo If 10,
wiazuje dop6ty, dop6ki ME zostanie odwo-
lane spos6b legalny. Prawo to trzeba
wykonac, albo je odwofac ignorowac zas
je ME wolno
Inni znowu saCza. ze nalezy dac Kubali-
czykom moznosc urzadzenia sic jak sobie
beda chcieIi potem zazadat Cd panstwa
kubanskiego traktatu, kt6r ryby obejmowaf
sfuszne zadania Stan6w ri. Dobre to W teo-
ryi. Lecz co bedzie, gdy pahstwo Kuba
odm6wi takiego traktatu? Wedfug prawa
.miedzynarodowego powinna nastapic woi-
ma. Wojowac Kuba we try lata 20 woj-
ME "a jej niepodlegfosc! To brzmi troche
smiesznie nieprzyzwoicie Jednem sfo-
wem. i tax zle tax niedobrze. Czekajmy
cierpliwie sesyi specyalnej, zobaczymy,
jak sic senat wykreci tego kfopotu.
Cos tym rodzaj ju miafa Rosya Butga-
rya po uwolnieniu jej z pod jarzma turec-
kiego. Lecz Rosya zadafa "a wiele. Chciafa
ona obr6cic Bufgarye wprost W gubernie
rosyjska bytaby to zrobifa, gdyby ME
strach Aleksandra IIIgo pred wojna euro
pejska. Zadania zas Stan6w II. wzgledem
Kuby So skromne, umiarkowane cafkiem
sfuszne, a ich wstrzemiezliwosc Jest cal
klein pochodzenia moralnego. Ma ca4ym
swiecie mkt ME kiwnafby palcem, gdyby
kongres skasowaf uchwafe z roku 1898 i
ogfosif Kube jako terytoryum Stanow II.
Pokrzyczanoby przez try dni W gazetach
i na tenn by sic skohczyfo. Zte vice naszem
zdaniem swiadectwo wystawiaja sobie poll
tycy kubanscy, zadzierajac niepotrzebnie
panstwem, bez kt6rego opieki zbrojne-
go ramienia Cuba Libre'' ME mogfaby
istniec ami jednej godziny.