The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-02-01

kitty-She isn't pretty, but she
knows a great deal. Tom-Does she
know she isn't pretty?-New York
World.
"Dobley has at last painted a picture
that will keep the wolf from the door"
THAT so? Painted it ON the door, did
he?"-Town Topics.
"A thoroughbred gentleman puts on
his clothes and then forgets them"
That's what try to do; but my tailor
won't let me."-Chicago Record.
Client-Has man a legal right to
open his wife's letters? Attorney
Certainly you have the right-but will
she allows it?-Unsere Geselschaft.
1--WE got to stop debating letters for
awhile now" "Why?" "Our type
writer girl has begun to crochet herself
pink fascinator. Chicago Record.
Little Wille-Pa, what's a fnancierP
PA financier, my son, is man who
is capable of inducing other men to pile
up fortune for him.-Chicago News.
what profession does your friend
followY THAT of the light-fngered
gentry" ''You don't mean itY" Eyes;
he's a detective. "-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Waiter-Haven't you forgotten some
thing, sir? Guest-By George! So
have. l forgot to post that letter my
wife gave me this morning.-New York
Evening Journal.
The Exception: when a thing is
ended, it's ended" said l, land that's
all there is to it" My friend smiled.
"You forget" said he, 1.-THE revolution
IN the Philippinesw-Bazar.
"Know anything about golfy' mot
much. Why" whats a bunker, do
you know?" 81 suppose it's one OF
those cranks that simply live and sleep
on the links. Philadelphia Press.
Jackson-No, l never take the news
paper home. I've got family of grown
up daughters, you know. Friend-Pa-
pers too full of crime? Jackson-No;
too full Of bargain sales.-Tt-Bits.
Mrs. Youngwife-I have at last dis
~S'NANN nv ~ ANNGlNG SuGSlS UIOUtIlls
Mr.. YOungwife-? ~? Mrs. Young
wife-I have everything ready and
then look awfully surprised to see
them.-Life.
"HOw can you marry that wretched
man, Blanche? He is a mere nothing"
MY dear, he is six nothings, with a
figure one and a dollar mark in front
of them. That's why."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
He-DO you understand the language
of flowers, dear? She-Oh, yes, little.
do you know what those dozen roses
l sent you last night mean, love?"
why. yes about $2.75, dear."-Yon-
kers Statesman.
''That newly rich BiIlson caryes beau
tifully." Yes. he learned how to do
that when they lived in a Harlem tat
and he had to make one chicken go
round with nine in the family."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Too Late: Suffering Employer writ.
ing letter)-B-b-b-boy, hand me BIB
b-bl-bl-bl- Office Boy-A blotter,
sir, do you wish? Suffering Employer
Never mind n-n-n-now; the ink has
d-d-d-dried.-Bazar
Mrs. Goodsoul-I think it's a perfect
shame that the early settlers killed off
the Indians the way they did. Miss De
Pretty-Indeed it is; just think what
lovely furs they used to sell for few
glass beads.-New York Weekly.
Encouraging: Mr.. Prancer-Tm sorry
I'm such an awkward dancer, Miss
Perkins. Miss Perkins-Oh. you're
doing fairly well. Mr.. Prancer. I've
seen you jerk around lots worse than
this with other girls.-Indianapolis
Journal.
Yes, it's true" boosted Colonel
Bragg, I've been in innumerable en-
gagements, and yet | never lost my
head" "And I've been in hundreds
OF them," replied the Summer Girl,
and never lost my art."-PhiladeI-
phia Press.
Family Pride: Miles-My grandfather
celebrated the one hundredth anniver-
sary of his birth one day last week.
Gnes-Thats nothing. If my great
grandfather We're alive to-day he would
De one hundred and fifty-two years old.
Chicago News.
PROFESSOR Ito student Of SURGERY
ilease inform the class the names Of
ZONES FORMING the skull Student-Ah
er-l DO not at the present time re-
member, but know that have them
al IN my head. Uproar in class. In
dianapolis Journal.
Inc Professors Wlfe-The professor
Is IN the laboratory conducting some
chemical experiments. The professor