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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Only Time They Are,

Miss Passay says she can never get
any shoes to fit her."
"Oh, pshaw! She just says they don't
because she likes to go to the shoe
store and see young man at her feet"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
A Family Exposure.

Il never see you lounging in the ham
mocks, Mr.. Subbs."
No; these gay, front-porch ham,
mocks are for company and for orna-
ment; the old rope thing the folks let
me swing in is around in the back
yard"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Dream.

@Ah, Miss Clarindi! may / dream that
you will return my lover"
you may, but it won't come truep-
Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
His Pa Explains.

Bobby-Pa, when does man get too
old to learn?
Father-When he gets too old to mar
ry, my son.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

Tess Injecting Jess on the street,
What's the matter?
Jess-I'ye just lost something, and 1
can't think just what it is.
Tess-It wasn't your
Jess-O! know now. 1t was that
little Mr.. Snipp, who was walking with
me.
Tess-Then it was nothing, after all.
philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
SLOW ra1ker. Perhaps.

Hell know I'm late, dear. You see,
was detained couple of hours by an
old friend who just got back to town
after a long absence. had to tell him
all / knew.
She (snappishly)-I don't see why
that should have kept you SO long
Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Automatic Exertion.

Polly-what Is 1t you like so much
about croquet, Dolly?
Dolly-Oh, 1t Is such lonely, restful
game; the stupider one feels the better
one can Diay
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Gernany's Population.

In the matter of population Germany
(56, ,345, 600 ranks after European Rus
sia (106. 600 and the United States
IL, ,3O0, COO.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Averting q sarcasm.

"You seem very self-satisfied to-day"
said Miss Cayenne.
YES" answered. Willie Washington,
"but don't let that influence. Every
body says I've got dreadfully poor
Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

The Hog with paper)-Well! we'll!
Wonders never cease! Human beings
are now taking mud baths.
The Gobbler (the last Of his hock)-
It isn't at all uncommon for human be-
ings to make hogs of themselves
Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

"Keeter says his wife is doing her
own cooking now"
''That accounts for it. He finally let
ME write him up life insurance policy
this morning" ."-Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
PHILIP c. sHAFFER.

New Imperial Potentate of the Mystic
Shriners.
Philip G. shaffer, the new imperial
potentate of the Mobiles of the Mystic
Shrine, is a native of Philadelphia.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

Uncle Josh-Didn't the President
warn Congress ag'in' bein' extraya-
CANT?
Uncle Silas-Yes; but he oughtn't to
have let ,em know there was so much
money in the Treasury.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

A real good wife is one who will let
her husband tell a story without inter
rupting him.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
Not without Excitement.

''You are not addicted to any kind Of
athletics, are your
Athletics? Gracious, man, 1 earn
good living for family of seven"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

81 want you to come around and take
a look at that horse you sold me the
other day."
Good heavens, is that animal still
alive?"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

Cents and Nickels ins Demand.
According to United States Treasurer
Roberts, cents and nickels are now be-
ing used to a much greater extent than
ever before.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

perating."
"Yes; wonder if that is what makes
them feel so amiable."
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

'That Miss Fortysummers is subject
to fainting fits
'Is shef'
II started to ask her to join me in
glass Of soda water the other day, but
when got to the word join she keel
ed right over in my arms."-Ohio State
journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26
His Exalted. Mission.

Woman of the House-You've been
here half a dozen times and got moth
ing. You ought to have learned some
thing by this time. What do you keep
on coming for
Tuffold Knutt with impressive dig
nityeI amt no common tramp,
ma'am. I'm around studyin' condi-
tions.-Chicago Tribune
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

oheWJdW 10 Qulte IecIuse, Isl
hep
20, s-considered subjectively. He
plays the clarinet. Chicago Tribune.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

notice it.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

Miss Oldley-It is too bad that it
takes two for wedding!-Meggen-
dorfer Blaetter.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-26

"Amiable people are often so exas-
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Conductor Suicides
DespOndent at FL PasO

Ell PAso, Tex, Sept. &c. p. Wood
cock passenger conductor OF Wichita,
Kan, swallowed strychnine Saturday
night at midnight and died in agony an
hour later, despite the efforts OF the two
physicians to cave his life. After writing
note giving the addres OF his rela
tives, Woodcock evidently swallowed the
poison, but the torture from it soon be-
came 30 great that he called for help
and was found wailing on the sidewalk
near the city hall by the citisens. Phys-
clans were called and Woodcock begged
them to save his lite, but they were
powerless and could only alviate his
suffering by administering opates.
Woodcock had been in the city but a
few days and was out OF employment.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Had Many Escapes
Did This Young Girl.

OMAHA, Neb., Sept. Mrs. Ellen
Glassman, IS years old, has asked the
police to relieve her from the persecution
OF an unknown admirer, presumably a
lunatic, who has made repeated at
tempts to kidnap her.
The girl, who was Miss Page, was
married q few days ago to J II tilass-
msr, and the final attempt to kidnap
her was made two hours before the we'd
ding ceremony.
Miss Page had gone into the yard ol
her home just at dusk when a coat waf
thrown over her head aud her arms
pinioned. The young woman struggled
desperately. Her mutiied cries caused
dog to bark and her assailant fled.
The locality is tl,inly settled and sur
sounded by woods, 20 the fugitive was
able to escape. The young woman re-
ports eight other attempts Of the Kind
in the last few years. Her assailani
has addressed her on each occasion as
"Goldie," alludina to her long yellow
hair.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
WILL OIL sUpERCEDE COAL1

1t is not surprising that the Goa
interests of the Southern and West
ern States are seriously disturbed
at the prospect that Texas oil will
supercede Goa, us q cheaper fuel,
The eight States of Alabama
Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas
Missouri, Tennessee and Texas and
the Territory of New Mexico and
Indian Territory produced some
thing moro than Sc, 0OO,OO0 tons
of bituminous coal last year. The
Texas oil is likely to take the place
Of some of this coal in the local
market because of it's cheapness,
the difference in favor of the oil
being nearly if not quite 80 per
cent.
That it will permanently super
cede coal, however, either in the
Southwest or anywhere, is not at
all probable. Petroleum is a pro-
duct that is speedily exhausted
where the process Of development
is at all thorough. All Western
Pennsylvania and large sections of
Ohio are already exhausted oil
fields, and it is not probable that
the Texas oil deposits will prove
to be more enduring.
The natural gas operations of
Western Pennsylvania threatened
TO put an end to use coal. for at ime.
Pittsburg ceased to be a smoky
city, and gas furnished fuel for
furnaces, rolling mills and private
residences: but the gas supply
failed in few years and the de-
mand for coal and coke became
greater than ever.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

The sensational liar is again at
work. On Saturday nearly every
daily paper published in Califor-
MIA printed dispatch dated at
Tucson, setting forth that the Apa-
che Indians were threatening to
90 on the war path. OF course
there is not word of truth in it.
Such reports can do more injury
to Arizona in week than tho
studied efforts of the progressive
people of the Territory can offset
in six months. There is no more
danger Of an Indian outbreak in
Arizona than there is in Massachu-
sets. But such reports rs those
published in the California papers
from a Tucson correspondent are
liable to be believed by many poo
pic not familiar with the situation
AS a result people are kept away
from Arizona, capital is scared
timid people living in Arizona are
frightened and business and enter
prise are retarded, The sensation
al newspaper liar ought to b'
squelched.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Nat Quay's Friends
Republican Voters
want am use

| PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 2.-The North
Amer lean prints the following;
| Wknow of houses on Race street from
which fifteen 10 thirty-five voters were
registered and 10 which there were only
one or two male residents. | know that
dog in one Of these houses was placed
on the list OF registered voters under the
name of William Rifle. | have also po-
sitive knowledge that cat was placed
on the voting list"
"Rev. Charles II. Bond, superinten-
dent ofthe Christian League, spoke thus
last night OF conditions that surround
the leagues mission on Race street. The
add. ess was delivered at the Allegheny
Avenue Baptist Church.
1T is the bad citizenship of the good
citizens OF Philadelphia, the clergyman
continued, that lie responsible for this
| deplorable condition OF our municipal
affairs.
"'As to our combat with the vice that
surrounds the Race Street Mission, we
say to you frankly We will give you bet
ter results if yon, the voters, give us
better men in the administration OF city
affairs. Politics and vice &c hand-in-
hand in that nelehborhood, and while
the present politics thriYes vice will
| thrive" F"
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

that tho distance by rail from New
York to Buenos Ayres, the capital
OF Argentina, would be l0,22o
miles, of which 5, 456 miles, as late
as 1898, remained to be construc-
ted.
American capital has lately Sc
cured control of the unfinished
section Of the Transcontinental
Railway system of South America
connecting Chile and Argentina.
This is one of the first of series
of steps by which American capital
will doubtless eventually complete
railway line from Alaska to Pata-
gonia.
Nothing but enormous Govern
ment subsidies to the backbone
railroad from Alaska TO Patagonia
would enable it for the present to
compete with subsidized steam
ship lines from New York and San
Francisco and elsewhere ON both
coasts to the leading harbors oI
Central and South America. The
construction of an interoceanit
canal, now in sight again, woulo
make it possible for dozens of lines
of water transportation to carr,
freight between the Americas a
lower rates than such railroad
could do.
But if Mark Hanna should tax,
it into his head to subsidize The
railroad, there is no reason why h'
should not do SO. as eagerly as h'
now seeks to subsidize ships. Cam
paign contributions in 1904 viii
have much to do with it.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Webster Davis
Will Not Return.

ST. Louis, Mo-, Sept. 2.-Webster
Davis, in response to a telegram as to
the rumor that he is about to return to
the Republican party, wired as follows;
"The report is absolutely without foun-
dation. / do not believe many men
have made greater pacritlce in poiti-
cal way for principle than |, and have
no regrets"
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

Now THAT Hoey, another Mum
Gle official. has been arrested for
law violation, it might be suggest
ed that the Republicans of Muncie
are not in politics for their health.
Indianapolis Sentinel.
And there is strong suspicion
in Arizona that newspaper editors
that are over Jealous in defending
Hoey, are not engaged in that line
of business "for their health.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Unqualified Endorsements.
September 25. 1900.

September rs. 1900.
II affords me pleasure to commend in
the most unqualified way The History
nf Our Country" by Professor Edward
$ Ellis, which You have just published.
The text. the logical arrangement and
the illustrations are all worthy OF the
most sincere praise congratulate you
IN advance upon the great success you
will certainly have with a work Of snch
merit. A copy of il should be in every
home, as welt as in every library OF the
land. Very truly yours, etc.
SENATOR ]. B. FORAKER.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

GEN. FRED GRANT Is determined
not to be outdone in eulogistic
comments on the character of the
Filipinos. He claims that no race
excepting the Irish has such a
sense of humor. Perhaps, then,
the Filipinos will enjoy singing
The Battla.H Hymn OF the Repub-
lie.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Stood Death OF.

+. h. Munday a lawyer of Henrietta
Tex, once fooled grave digger. lie
says: "My brother was very low with
malarlai fever and jaundice. persuad-
cd him to try Electric Bitters, and he
was soon much better, hut continued
their use until he WAS wholly cured.
am sure Electric Bitters s.ved his life. -
This remedy expels malaria, kills dis
ease germs and puriiies the blood aids
digest ion, regulates liver, kidneys and
bowels, cures constipation, dyspepsia,
nervous diseases, kidney troubles, te-
male complaints; gives perfect health.
Only Soc Mt l.. Zeckendori 4 CO., whole.
sale, and Geo. Martin, druggist, retail.
Placer location blanks for sale
at the Citizen office,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
He Died in Church
Of Heart Disease

BoXHAM. Tex, Sept. g. Walter De
Won, young mar about 25 years OF age,
died in Cottage Rend Church last night
OF heart failure. He had gone To church
with his niece, when suddenly he gasp
ell and struggled for breath, and passed
away sitting in the church pew, without
speaking
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
For Public Use.

Diego Valencia has added an elegant
up to date and strictly high grade car.
riage To his business.
IT ia equipped with rubber tires, the
finest OF coach springs and axles, and
luxurious inside finish to afford the pat
rons the greatest possible comfort II
will be out for the frat time next Sun.
day, August 4th.
The magnificent coach harness used
with this rig was made by hand at Fred
Ronstadt's shop and the carriage itself
was also made TO their order Tel. 2GI
So
Artists supplies Brown art store.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

Mrs. NATION has now appeared
on the vaudeville stage. This is
the very place for her. Let her
do the smashing act in lawful way
if she desires and if the people
want amusement.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

EUROPE is exceedingly jubilant
because of the labor disturbances
in America, which she ascribes to
the trust movement. She may be
correct.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of job
McGraw. would like to correspond
with him. Any one who can give in
formation as to his whereabouts, kind
ly notify PETER LAuTERBAcH,
Helyetia, A. r.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
BRITISH LOVE or "FAiR PLAY" "

British love of fair play has not
been conspicuoosly present in any
of the stages of the Boer war.
That the Kitchener proclama
ton was not only unfair, but con-
trary to the laws of civilized war
fare, was maintained by Mr.. Bryce
in Parliament, and now Professor
Hagerdup. an accomplished jurist
and lately Prime Minister of swe-
den, declares, on the basis of a
study of the British proclamations
through the Boer war, that Eng
land has been constantly in viola
ton, not only of the articles of
The Hague Convention, but also of
the acknowledged requirements of
international law.
The reason for this he finds in
the fact that England has for years
fought only savage nations, in
wars for which she has been
brought to no accountability be-
fore the civilized world. One is
forced to the conclusion that the
subsection and control of inferior
races is possible only through
some considerable surrender of the
very civilization which empire
Processes to extend.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
An lNTERcoNlINENTAL RAILWAY.

There are signs in Washington
6f q revival Of the Pan American
Railway scheme. The Intercon-
finental Railway Commission shows
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Brief Local Notes.

Browns, Browns, Where?
Spanish AMI piano lessons by COM
petent lady teacher: terms moderate,
}3 West Jackson st. l09-tf
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

PASTURAGE-Horse pasture first
class alfalfa f3 per month, two miles
South OF town. Horses sscalIed for
and returned. Address W. ". Allis, p.
o. Box III, Tucson, Arlz.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

IT is unfortunate that all the
numerous Roosevelt presidential
clubs in Kansas should have Nc
Kinley ofiiceholders for presidents.
Unless these men are we'll protec.
ted by the civil service they may
feel the keen, cold steel of official
decapitation befo re long.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

ntr
Of h
N of
and h beer few each
OF
efnesspe Of
book making which has in the last ten
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

Phone 20sl for messenger and parcel
delivery service TO an, part OF city linn
It's l0c. Pioneer Transfer Co. 77-lmo
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

FOR SALE-One second hand Studeba-
baker wagon with white top in fair
condition for $25. Enquire at Citizen
office. l06-tf
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

Miss Powell's private school win re-
open Monday September 9th. No. I36
east Pennington street,
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Wants Of the People.

WANTED-Japanese, first class cook
wants situation; good references. An
swer this office. 1881 IL
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

organs Of digeseion and nutrifiou .Eolden
Medical Discovery cures through the
stomach diseases which have their origin
In diseased condition Of the stomach. and
hence diseases of liver, iungs, heart and
other organs are cured by use Of the Dis
covery." 1t contains no alcohol, neither
opium, cocaine, or other narcotic. II is q
true Temperance medicine.
Accept no substitute for aColden Med
leal Discovery" There 10 nothing else
siust as goods
~ was total wreck-couid not sleep or eat, q
writes Mr.. J. O. Beers, Of Bergman, Crawford
Co.. Mo. ~For two years tried medicine fro a
doctors but received very little beps6t- ! lost
aesh and strength, was ncA able to do good
days work. commenced taking Or. Pierce q
Golden Medical discovery. sud when had
taken one bottle could sfesp, and my appetite
was wonderfully improved. ] have taken I've
bottles and am sfilt improving
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con.
stipation by curing the caase. They do
not beget the pill habit.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

STORAGE WAREHOUSE all furni
ture, etc., stored with absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co.. II N. Stone ave.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

Entered according To Act OF Congress Ms Sec
ond- class matter at the postofiice OF Tucson,
Arizona.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02

am much pleased with the
set of books. ] take pleasure
in recommending them to those
who wish an excellent, up-to-
date History OF Our Country.
JAMES d, GRAHAM.
Superintendent Of Schools.
Pasadena.
Arizona daily citizen., 1901-09-02
Here Are the Conditions.

In sand downof
proportion population the places
+ t of The
the 9 eiyerd
g. All bids te strictly confidential
mont June1s
this
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Artists supplies- brown 8 art store.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-06-22

In the matter of the estate of Frances Barnes
deceased,
Notice is hereby given that ON Monday, the
10Th day of July, A. d. 1901, being one of the
regular daysof the June term OF the county
court of Fremont county, in the state of Colo,
RADIO, |. Nj. b. 10y, administrator of said estate
will appear before the judge of said court pre-
sent my final settlement as such administrator.
pray the approval of the same, and will then
apply to bc discharged as such administrator
may appear and present objections to the same
IL any there be.
Dated at Florence, Colorado, June Hth, 1901.
NJ. Il. 10y,
Administrator OF the estate of Frances Barnes,
deceased.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-06-22
Call for City Warrants.

Office of City Treasurer.
Notice is hereby given to holders OF the fol.
lowing numbered city warrants on the General
fund towit; 2s2, 2ol0 2llG a0e5, 2o5G, s0Ss, 2l1S
2il2' 2QS, s0tS 20tg, 2oaS, 2o5s, 9l03, eoal 2Oae
90Ss. 2osi, e0I9 2os0 9oSi, e099, Posi-, 20Sa e0e0
2i05, 2O69. cost
Water Fund Nos i6o 1862, i6i l6S, i64 1875.
l6t l6 les 1859, l70 H. i72, l15, i5s, no las iS
ISL, lS, 1S2,
The above warrants will be paid on presenta.
tiou at the city trensurcr's office Interest on
the above warrants will cease in thirty (3Oi
days hom the date of this notice.
u. A. JACK
City Treasurer.
Florence, Colo, June IA. 1901 gOiiS
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-06-22
LOCAL NOTES.
Read The Daily Tribune.
Sale of School Lands.

Notice is hereby given that will sell at pub
lie auction, to the highest responsible bidder,
on the 22nd day of July 1901, at p. m, O'Clock,
at office of State Board Land Commissioners
capitol building Denver, Colorado, the follow,
Colorado:
All of section Ii; township 10 south range 6s
west; minimum price per acre, $3.50; value of
improvements, 500; owner ofimproyements OF NJ
+. Hall.
No land will be sold at less than the mini.
mum price per acre as given above. The par
cells Will be sold in the above order, and each
tract viii be sold as described above-be the
same more or less. Terms of payment shall he
as follows, viz; On lands selling for $3.50 So
per acre, 10 per cent of the purchase money on
the day of sale, the balance in eighteen equal
annual payments at per cent. per annum. If
the purchaser does not own the improvements
he must pay for the same at sale. Purchaser
will execute bond, provided in section rs, act
of April =, 1887. Purchasers must be citizens OF
the United States, or persons who have declar.
ed their intention of becoming such Apprais-
meut and publication fees to be paid by pnr-
chaser.
JOHN T. JOYCE,
Register State Board of Land Commissioners,
BY +. &. RKpNAN, Deputy Register.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-06-22

Prof G II Blume, and Mrs. A,
Bamberger, expert violinist and
pianist respectively, arrived this
afternoon from Wichita, Kansas.
These are the musicians engaged
by Prof Buttrick, and they will
furnish the music for the ball in
Morgan hall this evening.
The Florence daily tribune., 1901-06-22
Notice to Stockholders.

Office of secretary of The Florence Electric
Street Railway Company.
The first annual meeting of the stock kholders
of The Florence Electric Street Railway Com
pany will be held at tine office of the said com.
Florence, county of Fremont and state III
Colorado, at 2 o clock p. M. Friday, July 18th
ID. 1901, for the election of officers and sncb
other business as may properly come before
said meeting. The stock transfer books OF thu
company will be closed from June IS to July is
\. d. 1901.
HARRY ROBINSON,
-, Secretary.
Florence, Colo June H. 1901. SAILS