Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1901-12-04
REVENGE OF LOVERS.
RIDICULOUS EscAPADES or SOME
REJECTED YOUNG MEN.
Foolish Freaks of Youths In Ole Eng
land One Disappointed sultor went
to the Expense OF "Burying" Ills Es-
Gnancocs Encctlons.


Whether the Tilted lover feels that
ne has been made to look very foolish
that IT really does not matter how
much moro foolish he shows himself to
be, 1t is impossible to say; but the
fact remains that when he attempts
ito get his own back" to use a vulgar
phrase, he generally descends to
degree of righteousness difficult to ex-
ceed. Some OF his foolish freaks are
recounted by Tit-Bits. Ono salad
youth recently startled and annoyed
his erstwhile sweetheart and got him
self into trouble with the law by
chartering n small. but murdorously
inclined brass band to play the Dead
March" in saul" under the lady's
window This individual is not alone
In the glory of his Righteousness, in
deed he was only modestly following
in the footsteps of another young
man who had been similarly rejected.
The latter young man took revenge
upon his rejecter by giving her con
stancy' stately funeral, very much to
the amusement of the good folks re-
siding in his town. He caused death
notice to be inserted In the proper col
unms of all the local newspapers an
nouncing that the love and constancy
of the young lady had succumbed to
an attack of another young man on
certain date. Then he actually went
to the expense of "burying" his ex-
fiancee's affections. At noon one day
band of some eight or ten instru-
ments drew up In front OF the young
lady's house, and was promptly follow
ed by a closed hearse and single
coach. Alighting quickly from the
coach the young man OF misapplied or
lginality ran quickly up the steps OF
the lady's house, and Immediately re-
/ turned. pretending to bear some heavy
object reverentially on the palms of
his hands. This imaginary something
was run into the hearse and the funer-
al cortege started to wend its way
slowly through the streets towards the
cemetery, led by the band playing the
Dead March," and with the addle-
/ headed young man as sole mourner
/ Needless to say. the procession caused
good deal of sensation In the town,
and by the time 1t had walked round
| the boundary wall of the cemetery II
was the chief topic OF local chatter.
and everyone knew what was the
meaning of IL. A few days later there
was very nearly genuine funeral, for
the young lady's new lover met the
old lover in the street. with a decided
advantage in favor OF the former. A
black eye and badly swollen mouth,
to say nothing of large bump on the
! back of his head. caused by contact
with the curb. must have impressed
the young man that he had gone to the
expense of funeral for nothing
A provincial tradesman may be said
to owe the fiourishing condition of his
business to have been Tilted by his
hearts choice, and taking revenge in
a manner which made him the talk of
his TOW j, not large one. by the way.
After an engagement lasting the better
part of two years the young woman
Tilted her lover for a handsomer and
more prosperous tradesman from a
neighboring town. Hardly were the
words OF rejection cold on her lips
than he set to the work Of taking sat
isfaction for the affront. He shut up
his shop and announced his death as
having taken place on account OF Miss
IS heartless conduct to him. He
had cards printed repeating the sad
announcement, aud these he sent
round to all the young womans
friends and his customers. and he ad-
vertised in the local paper that his
funeral would take place on a certain
date. On the day appointed, however
he placarded his shop with a highly
colored notice to the effect that he had
learned that the cause of all his trou-
bles" had proved to be unworthy &c
die for, and that he had consequently
decided to live and resume his bust
ness on Monday next" BY this time
J OF course. the affair was known TO the
: whole town, and when the shop opened
= on the all-important Monday there
was a crowd of customers waiting,