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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

When you want ply sic that il
mild and gentle, easy to take and
pleasant in effect use Chamberlain .
Stomach and Liver Tablets Price,
Is cents. Samples free. Every
box guaranteed. Fur sale 4. v. H
Fs-d-rick's Drug Store, Cnvi"gton,
and Il. Is. Psinc's Drug Store, Man
devllle.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

District Court, civil term, has
oeen 10 session this week. We will
Pao''sh the proceedings next Satur-
day.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

HEADQUARTERS NOW LOCATED
AT CONVICTION. LA.
Offers . safe, quick and convent
ent service to the travelling public.
A regular Mail, Express and
Passenger Train will leave Cow
ington daily except Sunday. ut 6
A.. n. Arrive in New Orleans,
8 :O5 A. n.
Leave New Orleans 4 p. n. Ar.
rive in Covington, 6:l0 r. ii.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

Af. and Mrs. D. 4. Kimble ara
sAe happy parents Of 4 ine
daughter, born last Wednesday.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

Look ont for bl,zsards, Winds
CONTRARY,
10 The month Of Feb.u-airy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02
cs''nu'ay 9ara.tr.
February 2. 1901.
U. A. o. D.

eWe Fataya Grove No. u.
Meets On the Ars( an6 thru a.,,.a...
= .ae month. It ESQ =. n, It Castle
nea. :. Of F., covinstoa, La.
kDw4W THsosALD, Noble Arch
:. B. HssrEI., Secretary.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

A month has passed, and the
New Century is still going around
giving the people the .sgrlp."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02
EXCURSIONS

Sundays Excursion Train will
leave New Orleans at 7:45 A. NJ.
arrive at Covington Mt 10 A. NJ.
Leave Covlngton. 4:45 r. n.
Arrive ut New Orleans, P. NJ.
This Company is also prepared
to handle Freight shipments promt-
ly. anu with as cheap d rate Of
freight as is consistent with an
efficient servicL.
We shall endeaver to anticipate
your wishes in the matter Ut
transportation. Should we not do
50, let us hear from inu.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

FOR SALE-Four gentle dairy
cows, with young calves. Apply
to Gardner Bros. Slidell, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02
Rooms to Rent.

People coming from "Old st. Tam
many" desiring rooms, will hud home
comforts ut MRS. A. McKISSACk'S,
No. 400 Baronne street, New Orleans,
La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02

Receives continual supplies Of well
selected Dry Goods AMI Choice Family
Groceries. which will be sold at Low IL.
ures.
- Country produce taken IN ex-
change for goods, 1t market price
~ In connection with the general
mercantile blu siness of this house, the
proprietor has established . neat Bah
ROOM, where he will keep the finest OF
Wines, Liquors, Lager Beer, Cigars,
etc. constantly ON hand, and at prices
+, suit the times.
Covfnge0os olas
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-02-02
LICENSE ORDINANCE.

W. q. KENrzEL. Secretary.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
Mlt oas @nblifunl.

Die rSreie 8reiie" bat aber 400
etablirte Igenturen inn @taate, miro
an iiber 700 Boitofficen perianbt, uno
bat eine groBe 8erbreitune in Der
@abbar= &epublif Merito. inn Snbia=
ner=gerritorium uno Oflaboma.
Sbr girfulations =@ebiet in 9eras
eritredt fib uon @alpeitpn big binauf
na6 Deniion, pDn Warlbal i'm Often
bis nab @l 8alo i'm fernen @elten;
es i6lieBt ielbitperitdnolib nit be-
iDnoers sablrei1en 2elern oas oibt-
beiieoelte Wittel=g =geras mlb ben Sio=
tueiten elm.
9ret Neiienoe iino beitdnbie, iabr-
Elm, iabraus i'm Snterene bes 8lat=
tes untertpegs uno fiibren benlelben
i'm 8erein nit unleren riibrigen 2o=
tM : ggenten fDrttpdbreno neue 2e=
ier gu.
Sn Gnbetrabt Oie1er 9batlaben 1T
bic nSreie 8reiie", mo es ii9 oorunl
banbelt. Die oeutlbe 8epDlferuns 81
erreiben, bas bette SInseise @ses
blunt i'm Staate 9eras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
TO THE PUBLIC.

The weekly issue of TIN" FREE
PREssE FUER TEXAS" has po-
sitively the largest circulation
Of all German papers published
In the State of Texas.
1t has over 400 established
agencies in the State, is mailed
to fully 700 post-offices, and has
an extended circulation in Mexi-
co, in the Indian Territory, and
in Oklahoma.
1t circulates from Galveston
to Denison, from Marshall to Ell
Paso and of course mainly in
the thickly populated central
and southwestern parts of the
state.
Three travelling men and our
very active local agents are con-
tinuously adding new sub
scribers to the lists.
In consideration Of these facts
the "FREIE PREssE FUER TEXAS"
claims to be the best adver-
tlsing medium in the State of
Texas, where it is the object to
reach the German reading po-
pulation.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

= Sn Gahen bat iebt Der erDBe
SfanbalprDceB a la Sternberg fem
@nbe gefunben. Mngeflagt tparen
tpegen ibperer &uppelei Die syrau
bes BDitaiiiitenten Oabrnen uno noe
gen Sittlibfeitsbelifts: 8olptebnifer
Gren1er, 8u6balter GoDlf Seri6,
&entner Nlois BON sSranfenbera,
@entner 2eDpolo Marr, Meblbdn6z
Ter Suliua 8iib unb &eeierungsratb
5bneemann. Die @ntlaliung aus
Der 6aft tpar ielbft eeeen &aution
BON 100, 900 Warf BEL einselnen Nn=
gel6uloigten abgelebnt tpDroen. Sn
8etra9t fanen fir Die l6mmtliHen
Ingeflagten smei iunee Mdbben,
nDn benet ems eben 16 Sabre aft
tuar, udbreno bas anoere Die @9ub=
gren5e BON 16 Sabren nod nibt err
reibt batte, als Die Dabmen es perz
fuppelte. 2ebtere tpuroe gu Is Weo=
t1aten, Sbneemant su neun, Biib
au aht, 6eri9, Warr unb grener
ie ie6s Wonaten @efdneniB perur=
theilt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
Gin 8emamtR.

3. 8. Wiartin BON Dirie, &p.,
iaet: nSebe @abt nuBte i6 10 bu=
ften, 6aB ib gang meines SblafeS
beraubt rpurbe. @ah ldngerer Belt
nabm ib meine 8uflubt gu Or.
&ings Seem DISCOVERY, Die mir au=
eenblidlid 2inberang unb bann
6eilune nerlbaffte. Seit 4 Sabren
gebraubte ib fie in n1einer Samilie
uno fann 1ie ieoem als bas Bette
Wlittel gegen 6uiten, @rfdltune,
9alss, 8ruit@ unb 9ungen 2eiben,
ernpfeblen. gr perbinbert ri1t nur,
ionoern BELT Sbminbiu6t. Breis
so Gents. @irb garantirt. Brobez
Slaihe frei bel s. 8alteper & Sobn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
500 Belubmuma! 800.

Die lefer bieier 3eitung tperoen fd freuen Su er=
abren, oab es peniefens cine sefirdtete era tfbeit
Been i'm gtanos it; Sas aatarrb sar 1T bic sif. r.
3ge jebt Der dr3tt9en 8rioer6ait betanne poiitipe
&ar. Ratarrb erforbert als cine Gonttutionsfrant=
aet eine coufitutionelle gebanplune. 9als &a=
tarrb ur ipiro innerIid genommen unb iprit oirett
auf oas glut uno bic i6leimisen Oberilahen oes
iforeno uno Dem patienten araft eebeno inbem fie
bic Contribution oes G0rpers aubaut uno Der gatur
in ibrem Werte biltt. Die gisentbhmer baben 10
sic 9ertrauen 5u ibren eiltrdften baB iie Elm bum
bert Dollars 9elobnung fur ieosn Sal anbieten,
ben fe 81 turiren perfebt. 2aBt Gut cine Cite bon
3eueniiien tomnleu Qian aoreidre
&. 3. @benen & 60, 8oleoo, Ohio.
a8- Yertauit bon alien apotbetern. qreis Is
Gents bic 6laihe.
San's JamtIten 9iaen iimo Die befteu
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

DHenbor hatte audi Der @taatsans
malt 8ebenfen segen bic Mus1aee @io<
pannas, benn er fragte nod etnmal:
~Wte tommt es benn aber, bob Ste
einen 10 mi9tigen @esenfanb Bel Sbrer
eriten 0erne6mung perfatpieseua"
vGs bat mi9 gtiemanb bqrnad gez
fragt," antportete @iobanld fura.
r2robbem-"
Limb bann mar i9 ban1als In einent
70 f1redli9en 8uftanb. baB es tpphl
erfldrltd 1T, tpenn mtr foIhe Gtnael1
beiten niht segentpdrttg iparen ober
ri9t tpihttg erf6ienen."
Daraufbtn blteb bem @taatsanmnIt
tpeiter nthts iibrtg, als bas protofoM
NIT ben bon @topanna iebt gtmahtem
3ufdben au perfehen. Na9bem bies
ge{9eben mar, erfldrte er bie Wernebs
nung fiir beenbet. rnb ber Marhe|s
besleitete @tonanna pteber on tbrerl
Magen, Der unten an ber groben
Sreppe Dor benz Sribunal belt.
gtn merftpiirbtger 3ufan ipolte,
bab iie auf btefer Sreppe NIT benz
gtlbhauer 9etmbah aufammentrafen,
Der auf benz Mese tn's Srfbunal tpar.
8efonbers Der Mar4eftno fanb btefes.
3ufammentreffen NIT benz Wlann, ben
er fur5 5upor i'm palaaao Mtsbsttt
ebenfaus flii9tts geieben, auffalenb,
unb iob iin ben RiinftIer Inn 70 Glifs
merflamer unb mibtrauti1er an. Was
tpoiIte Der Menfd bter9 Mif4te er
{i9 etipa gar In Dinge, bic ibn nthts
angingen9 Oas fo1nte ibm als Grenlr
ben tn Rom febr f9ledt befommen.
@leidnobl aog er natiirli4 ben gut
unb griibte febr b0fli4.
Don Grneito!4 rief @tpbanna ben
Riinifler on, Der Ohenbar eilis mar un6
RAID bpriiber tpollte.
9eimba9 trat baraufbin nGber.
.@ie befeblen, Sisnortna2" fraste ct
griiBeuh,
rWobin2"
i n3um prpcurntort 9enttboalto.1'
.Mh, ma9te @tobanna iiberra{9t.
Limb mas tppIIen @te ba2"
sd min nerfuden, BON ihm bic grzii
Iaubntb au erbalten. etnige Nngenz'
sbltde NIT Germ Mourmalbo MoroT
fprehen au blirfen."
~Saben Sie ge5dGfte nit iAm9-i
for5dt. @iopanna INNER sifrtser ipet<
ter.
sd tomme, tpsnn @i. 70 tpoll.n, i'm
Muftrage feiner @9peftern, aber aud
eig lpsnis in meinsm eisenen Sntes
reHe."
Gin leidtsr @datten flos iiber bas
@eiint @iobannas. Die Musfunft
idien ibr nt9t au sefarsn. n@einer
G59peftern?" tpieberbolte fie ettpas
frofttg.
sd hoffe, es fdllt Sbnen ni9t auf,
@ignorina, fubr 6eimba4 itrens fort,
rtpenn fidh etn ebrli4er Wtpnn aipetsr
berldHenen, ber glotb unb BEN Rrms
mer lberanttporteten Maifen annim,nt
nnb ihnen beiFeht, TO- gut er es per,
mag"
rS, t9 tpoute ni9ts unre6tea-"
rgs banbelt iid5 ben bebauernsner>
then iunsen Mdbden segenaber eimfa9
Inn Menfdenpflidt in bes Mortes
196niter Bebeuting, @ignorina. @lau.
Ben Gte bas mir, ben @ie bod hoffent~
li1 aIs einen gbrenmann ienn<n.S
sd atpeifle ntht an Shrsr. suten
MbFdten, Don grneito, getptb pt9t.
Mber fagen sic MIR, mas @te Bel Germ
Wsoroii tpollen. Or bebarf allsrStnas
fxbr Der 9ilfe.@
sd nth aundAft NIT ibm iiber
einer1 Nertbeibiger reben. Denn tpenn
ih tim aud aus boniter 1leberaeugllng
fir unf@ulbis halte, 10 claude i4 bod,
bdb er einen folAen nOtbig baben
tptrb.A
v@ie tperben i'm permuthli9 gar
ni4t fpreden biirfen." fieI ber Mar@es
fino ein.
.Das pirb fi9 finben." erpiberte
Der @iI5bauer f,irs.
(6ortiebunp folat)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

sSr Salt, Cement, 5anb, Bad.
iteine, feuerfeite Steine unb 9bpn,
9beer unb glspbaltpapier, Da9pappej
9beer ,uno Ispbalt, Del, Terpentin,
sSarben, @la8 &c. &c. tetS pDrrdtbie
bel s. &. 9ielmaitn, 306 Sits
GommercesStraBe. Niebriee Breiie,
quite gBaare iDtpie quite unb reelle
Veoienuna peroen aarautirt. -
Telepbon 410
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

- Gus Berlin tpiro mitgetbeilt,
oaB Die Iusuabl zines Nabfolgers
fit ben @rafen Walberiee alS Ober=
commandment Der alIiirten Truppen
in China ben gpmmanoeuren Der
ein5elnen @ontingente iiberlalien
tperben 1ou.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
Cuffs ose6er-9iGe,t

.rhalten bas &6rperiDitsm in Orbnun9
uno uerbirosrn trantbafte 3uftanoe tsr
Z Der, bic sewSbnlid &ronfbeiteu bore
ilSg.ben.
Gin Dfrbinofrunssmittel fit
aopfidmsr3n, Dpspepfie, Shuinbei.
ialsdisn Geidmadim MunSe, 9er,ilo.
pfen. bslests 3unse, appeiitioiisfsit uns
Sdn,matli1e 0auemleioem
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

fir BITE 8aumtp tpeIlretnis
guns purbe bor 2uraem etne neue
Mof9ine erfunbsn, tpel9e es 3tpei Or
bettern erm0gli9t, tdsli9 1000 pfunbI
9dumtpoae au retntsen. Grii6er bro&s
ten atpet fleibise Mdnner es faum auf
40 pfunb tdsltd.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

Seber. beiien Magen mid1t In Orb
nung it, miro unter 9lut= &rantbeten 3u leioen ba=
ben. Gin babies g}ein=8las Or. Ste9ert's Ango-
furu 8ittsrs Dor ben Wabteiten If oas Bette fir
einen tranten Wfaeen,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
gan 9lntptiD & 2lranias
Yak Sabm,

i'm @artenzOiitrift bes Staates. @es
lunobeit uno Slinla uniibertrpHen.
8illiee 2anoereien fir ben sSarmer,
Wtarftgartner, Obit= uno @iebsiibter.
Weeen @inselbeiten tpenbetgu6 an
6. S. Wtartin, u. IS. g.,
San IntDniD. TeraS.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
@enanktnfplitter.
Sptel nnb @rbeit flug pertbetIe:
gu piel &uratpetl ma6t Qanatreilf.

Su uIel NHrdlpfII Wu1t FdH8netle.
GebleE bes @erRaubes miiHsu NIT BET m1a.
li9fen WaAf1t gerdgt tpetben, aber SSebler
beS Serseus NIT Der anute.
I'm ben leudtenbeu 9etipteleu IN id5ou aar
r,anHes Original gefiorben
Gtne meme 3rantbett III leidter eut.
6edt. ais elm neues 9etImtttel.
9taien= D0er 6als &atarrb pirb
iofort beieiti9t unb permanent furirt
our6 ,8pru ssprmalim" (Gimer
& 2lmenh). 6. s. g d m 3 t,
Ngent, Sou1ton, 9eras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
: geab bem graebnis Der lebten

= No6 benz @rgebniB Der lebten
TDlfssdblung giebt es in Berlin un=
ter ben. mebr ais l 100000 @inmDbz
nern nur 100000 eeborene 8erli=
ner, pdbrenb Die auBerbalb 8erlins
geborene BenDlferurs runb 1,O5O,=
600 betrug. Nab Der Statiitif per=
laiien idbrlib 35, 900 gebprene Ser
liner Die &eibsbauptitaot, tpdbreno
nur runb $4,000 gebDrene 8erliner
auriidfebren. 0ieie 3ablen finb
auffaIenoer Weiie fonftant, t1ur ee=
ringfiigige 8erdnberungen, Die nit
Der 3unabme Der 8epDlferune su=
iamtnenbdneen, tpuroen in ben lebz
ten Sabren bepbabtet. Berlin per=
liert oana6 regelmabig idbrlib 5000
gebDrene 8erliner, Die persieben unb
nibt tpie6er fontnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

= Sn einem groBen Tbeile Deutldz
lambs berribt eine nm oiele Belt
gang uneeu6bnlihe 6ibe, uno bon
iiberaa Der tuerben Jdue BON Sun=
nenitih gemelbet. Sn Berlin 1ino
udbreno Der lebten Gage eine l1n=
r1enge beribtet tpDrben. Mun bic
gum 8eiu6 bDrt meilenbe &Dtigin
@ilbelmine bat unter Der S6mlle
gelitten. glls iie fih fura ppr ibrer
Giidreiie bon benz 8erein bort an=
idiiiger Nieberldu6er perabIbiebete,
bemerfte fie: nDie lebten Gage tpa=
rem stuar iebr idDn. aber Die 6ibe
mar bod 81 arg."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

= Wan nebme li9 NIT benz @lien
in abt, oatnit man t1i6t an 8erltp=
pfung 81 leiben bat; tpenn man ie=
bod oaran leioen iDllte, nebme man
iofort Or. Iuguit &6nie's 6ambur=
ger 9ropfen. pelbe iofurt cine
oauernbe 0eilung betpirfen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
Smsdtbare @efabr einer Trau.

VHEWlpare Nefagr etnet gran.
Sour our6 cine Mrt fam ib SIR
2eben retten, uno stpar nur burb
cine Operation. Dieies paren bic
lbredenerregenoen WDrte, bic elm
Irst Der Srau S. g. 6unt BON Slime
Gioge, Wis., iagt, naboem er per=
gebli9 periubt bate, lie BON einem
Wagenleiben unb BON @elbiu9t gu
beilen. Sbr 3uitanb perlblilnmerte
iib auiebenos, oann nabm ite @lec=
tric Bitters Elm, Der ite in f,tr8er
.3eit beilte. @s lit bic bette Maget1=,
2eberz unb Nteren=Webisin. Ser
iubt iie. Sour so Gents. @irb ga=
rantirt. 3u baben Bel S. 8alteper
& SDhn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08

6ertig gerniibte 5arben bel
@o. Stepes & Sons.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1901-06-08
Sii0meitteras luiiuidt Gnd)

8enn Sbr guh ireenouu nieoerz
laiien pollt, tbut es entlane Der 2i=
ME Der
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14
AARON @. DAVIS.

The press of Tennessee has af-
forded veritable incubation plant
for poesy, says the Memphis Scim-
itar. 1tneeds not the death of the
lamented Rufus McClain Fields to
remind us that any number of most
creditable versifers and poets have
combined the arts of the muses.
with the arduous duties of the
tripod in this State, and it is re-
membered that there are few journ-
alists in this sunny cline who have
not essayed with more or less sue
cess to mount the heights Of Pega-
sus by the newspaper route.
These reflections are inspired by
the appearance of a modest little
volume Of poems from the pen and
press Of Aaron G. Davis, editor of
the Dyersburg Democrat, bearing
the title, "Waifs From the Way
side"
"These wallis" says the brief
prefactory notice, "have been has
tily written at odd times, in a busy
life, and do not possess that liter
ary finish which under more favor
ablecircumstrncesm might have been
given them. Yet, it is hoped that
they may be Of some interest to
those in whose hands this little
volume may fall"
1fMr. Davis errs in this estimate
Of his production it is on the side
of modesty. There is nothing in
the volume about which Mr.. Davis
need make any apology. There is,
perhaps, some lack Of warmth, in II
general way, about the fancies en-
bodied in the various poems, but
|, on the other hand, there is a pleas
: ant absence also Of those over
wrought frenzies into which the
embryonic Byron is apt to rush.
| The subjects which engage Mr..
Q Davis muse are typical and appro-
pirate. In the future contribu-
g tions to the poetry of the times
k Mr.. Davis will not be ignored.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14

from the other end Of the platform.
After that the stray couple started
in to enjoy their stolen fruits with
a beautiful, calm nerve that was
altogether too amusing to spoil.
So we laid low and lived on farm
products for two weeks.
81 stuck my head lower behind
the desk. But when Yandercamp
said we were a shabby young
couple he lied"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14

The doctors are inclined to give
salt the credit for Mrs. McKinley's
improved condition, but old-fash-
ioned folks think Providence had
hand in it.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14

BROOKLYN has an unreasonable
man. He objects to paying law
firm 1880 for collecting a legacy
of $4,000. If this sort of thing is
kept up, what are the poor lawyers
going to do?
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14

Many women fail to digest their
food, and SO become pale, sallow,
thin and weak, while the bright
ness, freshness and beauty of the
skin and complexion departs. YoR
can remedy this by taking Herbine
after each meal, to digest what you
have eaten. Price, so cents Sold
by all druggists,
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1901-06-14
MIXED HONEYMOONS.

Il u nave Oeen married before II /
I'd known that wedding journey |
was such an Aladdin-and-his-W Won
derful. Lamp affair."" said Bobbie. |
81 guess mine was little differ
ent from most of them, though. /
had been plugging away as a stock
brokers' clerk ever since ! was l6,
although, 1 had only about 5000
laid by. But when | got my rise
to thirty a week Elsie and | decid-
ed that we could have the wedding
5 without waiting any longer, if we
were very economical.
"Thats why l engaged board for
two weeks up at that little farm on
the Hudson. There weren't any
lugs about the place, but the little
room they showed me was clean,
though its furniture was painted,
and they seemed to have good,
wholesome food, though plain. l
told the old farmer just what time
we'd arrive and he promised to
drive in and meet us at the station.
"Well, the wedding came off
without hitch, aud we boarded
the train as happy as though we
were on wedding trip to Califor-
MIA or Japan. l had tried to make
plain to Elsie the exact homely
(, character of the place we were 60
ing to, and she had been very sen.
sible about it. She quoted some
poetry about jug Of vinegar and &
slice of bread and the dearest oL
Sahara and said that any place
would be a palace if l were will
her, to say nothing about saving
/, our 5000 to furnish our fiat with
"Forty minutes after our trail
started we climbed down at thc
little station up on the Hudson
and right there is where l mus
have rubbed the Aladdin's lamp
| was looking round for the farme
and his carry-at when up dashed
rubber tired victoria drawn by
pair of housekeeping bays wit
two men in livery on the coach
mans seat. 1t was such an uncom
monty swell turnout that Elsi
and I stopped to watch it. The
suddenly things began to happel
The coachman pulled up at til
platform Just where we were stanC
ing, down jumped the footma
and before we knew what had hal
pened he had grabbed our bundle
"This way, sir, if you please 81.
he said.
"Well Of course l knew that r
didn't belong to our farmer and
tried to stop the footman, but
tell the truth I was a little daze
and before | could get out wo
he had our trunk checks and HI
showed both Of us into the victor
And the next second he was up b
side the eoachman and away
whirled.
"Elsie looked frightened.
"'Bob, she demanded, 'whe
did your farmer get carriage Ii
this?
"I don't know, I said. 4 tri
to stop the footman, but be wor
shove us in. Now I'm going
wait and see what he thinks h
going to do with u.s.
"We didn't have to wait lol
In about twenty minutes we turn
off the road through a big ste
and iron gate into one Of the fin
places you ever saw. We rolled
q broad drive with tall trees
I either side and here and therI
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"Why, she demanded, in voice
like Ellen Terry in Lady Macbeth, /
dothey call me Mrs Vandercamp?
"'Why,' / said, 'don'tyou under
stand? That's merely part of the
Joke, or the dream-or the-theI
system at this particular asylum.'
"But Elsie didn't wake up in.
Farmer Clemm's. She had coffee
and rolls in her bedroom. While
| took a bath in marble bath
room with an eight-foot plunge in
the middle Of it and more sorts of
apparatus to make cleanliness a
virtue than the New York Fire
Department owns. Later in the
morning we played golf on private
links and in the afternoon took a
drive in the victoria. We got back
in time for dinner. We were on a
honeymoon, but we missed no
meals while we we're in that house.
eve didn't always ride in the
victoria. We tried a dogcart, tan
dem and an automobile runabout
aud horseback rides-the head
groom almost wept with pleasure
at having just the mount for Elsie.
At odd moments we struggled with
the mystery. But after two OF
three days even Elsie didn't worry
over it too much. We even grew
used to being called Mr.. and Mrs
Vandercamp.
"Towardthe end Of the first week
I thought I'd like to behold agair
something I'd known in my pre-
yious existence, so l had the coach
man drive us over by Farmer
Clemm's. When we came in sigh
of the house an athletic-lookins
chap in a golf suit and a stunning
girl were sitting out on the from
steps. They seemed interested il
us as we drove by.
"By Jovep [ said to Elsie
'Clemm's got some other boarders
Well, l suppose the young thing
enjoy their simple, rural life. Pei
haps they're backwoods relation
Of the Clemmses and on q honey
! moon, too
"They may be on honeymoon
said Elsie, but they're not bacl
woods relations Of the Clemmse
! That dress that girl had on COZ
500 if it cost a cent
! eve saw the couple several time
after that. One day we can
! across them as we we're drivir
home at the beginning gofastorm an
carried them to Farmer GLENN
. front gate. They appeared to
! very nice people, though at Il
! time they seemed little awed
y our magnifcence.
Q Q "The. middle Of the second we'
= a curious thing happened. | W
e smoking one Of those cigars on Il
= side piazza after luncheon, watc
:. ing three or four gardeners settiI
= out rose bushes, when the butt
! came out and said a gentlem
!; wishes to speak to me at the te-
phone. [ hurried in. / would
. the first message we'd got from t
: 2 outside world and might prove
of teresting.
a "'How are you, my boy? cal
" = a voice when l said Hello H
II are you getting along?
80 "The voice was terribly famili
but for the moment 1 could
bo place it.
"Oh, pretty fair, l said.
7 "'Well, I know it's a rude tr
for me to break in on your heaY