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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

\ Pound Gap WaD man lately sued
his wife for divorce. The lady hav-
ing y off one of the ears and a
finger Of her loge lord, he became
alarmed lest she should increase her
carnivorous tastes to a greater extent
and sought a separation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14
Plenty of Time.

He-And now, darling, when do you think
we would better announce our engagement!
She-Oh, there is no hurry, dear. ANY
time within the next "a hours.-Harper 5
RaZar
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Any fool can run the universe; the wise
man is he who can run his own house.
Rams Horn
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

The great public schools of the large cities
use Carriers Ink exclusively. 1t is the best
and costs no more than the poorest. Get it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not spot
streak or give your goods an unevenly dyed
appearance. Sold by all druggists.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Don't grumble because to-day is bad Re-
member that tomorrow is quite likely to
be worse.-N. Y Herald.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Courtship may be termed a beau knot
that marriage pulls into hard knot, and,
occasionally, very hard knot.-N. Y. Her
aid
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

He Ton the train)-"Are you afraid OF
tunnels" She-"Not when I'm with you.
Town Topics
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

eve had the first trouble at our house
this morning" said the newly married man.
"No gas?" suggested the old bachelor.
"Worse than that | undertook to correct
the English of our German cook and my
wife will hereafter have to get the meals"
indianapolis News.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Mrs. Henpeck-'1'm often sorry didn't
marry that army officer when | had the
chance" Henpeck I'm sorry, too, my
dear Perhaps he'd have been able to
stand you. having been used to hazing in
Lls o--st. L~ys. .-Lv"n piss.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Lots of people who are waiting for an
opportunity" observed Irving Tonne, the
philosopher, would have to have an intro
duction to one if it should come to them. -
Indianapolis News
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price 25 and SOC
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

The best safe for a mans money is pru.
dent wife.-Chicago Daily News.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

DooIey-"What's the matter wild We any
how. Micll-all tattered an torrun an bit
ten an scratched all orer?" Mick-"Ay,
an me own dog done it! went home sober
last noight, an the baste didn't know mel"
Punch.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

To Cure II Cold In One Day
fake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Al
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Hewitt-"That man has made great
deal of trouble in the world" ,Jewett-'I
shouldn't guess it; he looks like a peace
able fellow" Hewitt-"Well. it's a fact !:
he's clergyman. and he's married a good
many people. Town Topics.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

Drugs have their uses, but don't store
them in your stomach. Beemans s Pepsin
Gum aids the natural forces to perform their
functions.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14
Ancient and Modern Proverbs.

From the Brooklyn Standard Union.
"IIe who knows not and knows not that
he knows not, is fool; avoid him. He who
knows not, and knows that he knows not,
is simple; teach him. He wko knows and
knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake
HIM. But he who Knows and knows that he
knows, is a wise man; follow him. From
the Arabian Proverbs.
He who travels by the New York Cen
trail knows that he rides over smooth and
level tracks, in luxurious trains, at great
speed, through the most delightful country,
e..3 at cost of but two cents per mile. This
man is of sound judgment Follow his ex-
ample, and you will be happy."-An Ameri'
can Proverb
Men do not begin to save money until
they have married, and women do not begin
till they have given up all hope of marry
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

A coward encounters a great many dan
gers that don't eXist.-Chicago Daily
News
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14
A Quick Dessert.

A Quick Dessert.
Geta package of Burnham' Hasty Jellycon
at your grocer's, dissolve it in pint of
boiling water and let it cool. The result is
a delicious and healthful dessert. The
iiavors are: lemon, orange, raspberry, straw
berry, peach, wild cherry and the unfavored
"calfsfoot" for wine and coffee Jelly. All
grocers sell it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14

The easiest note to write is the hardest
to pay.--Atchison Globe.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1901-03-14
Published Every Thursday.

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
Per SO 90
II paid in advance. .............. / 90
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
TIRED OF TURKEY
James A. Herne's Players Became Stated by
Oyer-Much Feeding on
Festive Fowl.

same time. Not a little practice is re-
quired. The experienced players, how
ever, do it gracefully and well. Before
an audience one must eat very daintiIy,
else well bred people in front will criti-
else. An actress must also know some
thing about cooking, or, at least, about
the preparation of food. Making bread
on the stage is common, and in Robert
sons ours" there is a charming scene
where Mary Netley runs about in the
hut in the Crunea with sleeves rolled up
and in her hand the well busted rolling
pin. She also works out the dough.
Occasionally there is too much drink
ing. In a play entitled 1.-THE Wary
Widows which was acted in 1893, it is
said that there was so much whisky
punch consumed that all the performers
became intoxicated. Mr.. Clement Scott,
in his memoirs, relates the disastrous ex-
perience some years ago in London Of
Miss Nita Nicotina a. young woman who
made her debut in play called
'Ecarte." The Australian tragedian,
BCotnroyd Fairclough, was in the cast.
The picnic scene was of highly realistic
character-genuine hampers from Fort
mum & Mason's5 Perigord pies, chicken,
truff1es and champagne. The repast was
Of sumptuous character, and the actors
and actresses ate and drank heartily.
The gallery, after a while, becoming
weary Of so much feasting without being
able to join in it, began to jeer. The
champagne continued to flow, and Miss
Nicotina displayed the effects of overin-
diligence. The jeers turned into yells,
and presently, when she entered with a
green boot on one foot and a yellow boot
on the other the yells became bowls,
and the lady unwiseIy attempted a
speech. The piece ended in a riot and
the lights were put out.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07

McClure's Magazine for July. Clara Nor
ris tells how Mr.. Davenport broke his
rule of ten years and coached" her in
the business of her part-the adven-
turess Of the play:
"Well, you are my enemy, you love no
one" said Mr.. Davenport; $50 you see
your fool is given with genuine feeling.
It's years since the line has drawn fire,
but you do this business and see. You
sit; 1 stand at the opposite side of the
table. You write your name-you are
supposed to be crushed. 1 believe it and
tower tTiumphantly over you. The audi
your pen-but carefully, mind you, ca e.
fully-then close the in5stand, and with
every evident caution place it out of dan
ger of a fall. Be sure you take your
time-there are places where deliberation
is as effective as ever rush and hurry
can be- Then with your cheek upon your
clasped hands-any attitude you fancy
viii O'Clock at me good and long, and
then speak your line"
The night came. Cornered, checkmated
I slowly signed the paper, wiped the PEN
closed the inkstand, and set it aside. He
stood like a statue. The silence reached
the house. stretched out my arms and
rested my crossed hands lightly on the
table. I met his glance a moment, then
with curling lip, l let my eyes sweep
slowly down the length of his body and
back again; then 1 rose slowly, made a
little ''pouf' with my lips, and with d
wave of my hand contemptuously drawl-
ed: My friend, your are fool" Swift
and sharp came the applause Mr.. Dav
export at least had anticipated. The act
ended almost Immediately, and I hurried
to him, crying: ooh, thank you so much
Mr.. Davenport. I never, never could have
found applause in speech like that!'
"Ah, 1t was the business, child. not the
speech. Always try to find good bust
ness"
Suit the action to the word?" I laugh
ingly asked.
Yes he answered, "and remember
Miss, actions speak louder than words,
too
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
'SAPHO" THIS WEEK
RTTERION STOCK COMPANY TO
GIVE NETHERsOLE DRAMATIZA-
TION OF DAUDET'S NOVEL
CUT OF DOOR ATTRACTIONS
-EuSic at Como and Wildwood
and at Lake Harriet
by the banda
ROssa.

The Criterion Stock company will pre-
Int the coming week. commenc-
-lg tonight. special production
"Sapho," Olga Netherso.e's latest
Iccess, and perhaps her greatest.
'hough one of the most talked of plays
hat this country has seen, strange to
ay 1t has not yet been given in st.
'aul. In putting on "Sapho," Manager
ylVester Mcguire does not wish to he
lIsconstrued as catering to the jaded or
generate taste of the theatergoers
mo care only for sensational works. He
My wishes to carry out mis- announced
olicy of presenting plays with his stock
0mpany that have fame in the East,
nut which have not been presented on
he local stage The success of this
olicy was aptly illustrated in the large
usiness done the past week by Under
wo Flags" which played to the largest
eceipts in the history of summer stock
ompan,es in st. Paul, many people being
-Irned away from the mat nees.
Everybody has either seen or heard OF
'lga Nethersole and everybody who has
en- her act admires her wonderful art
10 actress ever created the sensation
hat Miss NetnerSole did when she first
resented "Sapho" to a New York audi
- nee. No play ever created such pro-
1und impress on as did this dramatiza-
on of Daudets famous novel. At no
inc has the New York press devoted so
luch space to the first performance of
new play as they did to "Sapho." And
ne strangest thing about this remark
Ole plays success is that, though con-
mncd on an sides for its holiness,
hen the battle of the critics was rag
lg in all its fury, it suddenly dawned
pom the pubic that "Sapho" was not
$ bad as many another play that had
Won lasting success, such as Camille"
md "Zaza," and finally, when the smoke
battle had cleared away, Miss Neither
ole was seen TO stand alone In all her
lOry. having won a complete victory,
nd "SaphO' played on uninterruptedly
o the largest business in the history Of
he famous Wallacks theater The run
If the play was only interrupted by
previously made out of town contracts.
Sylvester Mcguire has secured the
Nethersole version of "Sapho" at heavy
Expense and will put it on here in elab-
rate style, the costumes and scenery be-
1g snec ally made for this production.
Robert DrOuet will be seen as Jean
-aussin, and will agan be provided with
- TART totally different from any he has
layed here so far. The role of ''Sapho"
VII be played by May Buckley, and Miss
Countiss Miss Doro, Mr.. Irving, Mr..
ac6son, Mr.. De Silke, Mr.. Burkhardt
and ELL the favorites will nave good
1 arts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
18th the large crowds that are attracted

with the large crowds that are attracted
to the pleasant resort.
The part Of the island not occupied By
the baths and buildings connected with
the baths is being made into a park Tho
ground is rolling and naturally adapted
FOR park purposes. In a few years it Wili
be the most beautiful place in the city,
and the public baths will be a thing OF
beauty as well as joy forever.
The success Of the baths is testified t.
and approved by the popularity they have
attained in the time they have been il
operation. The 257, 900 people who visited
them last year and the money which paid
the salaries Of the thlrty-two people EN-.
ployed, go to prove that as a popular re-
sort they have no equal IN st. Paul. Not
only at home are they popular, but thCil
fame has spread abroad and each day
the management receives letters of IN.
qulries from other cities throughout ths
land relative to the details of their cor.
struction, operation and the like. AL
these things prove that the public batha
are complete success.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
500 Line Tid-BIts.

Buffalo. N. Y, and return. 5000.
Tuesdays and Fridays.
Macldnac and return. $3.50. Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Vancouver, Victoria, Seattle Tacoma
and Portland, 81. 90 round trip, July G-l3.
Stopovers allowed in both directions.
st. Anne de Beaupre, Que, and return.
$50. 90, leaving Minneapolis and St. Paul
July 21st.
Banff Hot Springs and return, $50 90
every Tuesday. Sleeping car and meals
Included en- route.
Personally conducted excursions to Pan
American weekly.
Attractive lake and rail routes timer
aries and full particulars at ticket Office.
579 Robert street
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
FEATURES AT WILDWOOD.
Orchestral Concerts to BE Given by
Wolf and Barrett

Orchestral concerts will again be the
feature at Wildwood today. The Wolf
and Barrett orchestra viii play, after
noon and evening In the afternoon con-
cert a new sacred song, THE Heavenly
Dream" and Schumann's "TraumerP' are
to be played. The sextette from Lucia
and another sacred song, I'm the Shadow
of the Cross" will be given in the even
ing. The programmes for today are:
AFTERNOON.
Observation-Disclosures Blossom Van Baar
Selection-'The BurSomaster" -. .LudeTs
Waltz-From THE FOUNDERS" Highlander
Sacred Song - THE Heavenly
1CIedHl ....'.''....'.. ....'''''' DLiiHcI
GaVotte-''Love's Frolics' .......... Briegel
1rauIneII .....:':.: .........'.. ScnunlaIln
waltz Friendship ............. Anthony
''Beans Takes the Cake" ............. Ellis
EVENING.
Ma ch-"The Adventures .......... Dyer
Sextette from Lucia .......... Donizetti
Waltz--"Red Camellia" :....:......:. Benett
Sacred Song-"In the Shadow of
the Cross NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Limo
dance du Vaudeville .......... Stanton
Boreean di Salon-"Carol of the
Bobolink ........................L oomi3
Geisha Dance-"Happy Jap" ...O'Conaof
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
FULL OF NEW FEATURES.
->inGlinE Brothers, Circus Is Crowd
eG with Novelties This SeaOn.

->inGling Brothers Circus Is Crowd
cd with Novelties This seaOn.
The announcement that Ringing
irothers big circus is to exhibit in st.
'aul again, Tuesday, July 49, has already
reused considerable pleasant anticipa-
on. Ringing Brothers arenic exhibit
on is popular in this city, and It's popu.
atty IS based on merit. It's engage
1tnts here have been notable for great
'Dwds and unlimited enthusiasm and no
OW is 50 certain Of being welcomed on
ne occasion of each recurring visit, This
ar the show has much to offer in the
az of novelty, and the good opinion
Imed Of the exhibition in the past
- lCuld be more than confirmed. Among
new attractions are sixty aerialists
Nty acrobats. thirty riders, forty clowns
Al a vast number of other clever per-
'fmerS. The headlinerS include the Hol-
way Trio of high wire gymnasts; Anne
I Feeley, the greatest principal bare
'ck rider that the world has produced;
.e Feeley family of acrobats; the War
nourg Brothers, famous globe jugglers
no equilibrists; the marvellous Garcin-
Iii troupe of nine acrobats, imported
lrect from Italy; the three Marvelles
srotesque acrobats and barrel jumpers;
he far famed Da Coma family of aero
as and aerialists: the Flying Fishers;
q Alpine sisters AhrenS and Ashton
Two, Boise and Picard, aerial bar ex..
srts; Mile. Iurnour, the most daring ana
aceful Of all mid-air equilibrists; Miss
nnie Fisher, the human aerial top; and
n entire troup of'Japanese aerialists ana
18Th wire bicyclists. The trained ami
nal features are numerous and of a most
asational character. There are thirty
'pnantS, and twenty Of these curious
nd interest ting animals appear together
D one ring, at one time, under the di-
eCtion of their trainer. O'Brien's sixty
nc horse act is the finest display or
~ med equine intelligence ever seen in
he United States. The menagerSS has
cen greatly augmented for the present
'nlsOn, and contains hundreds of rare
I'D animals never before placed on ex,
fbition. Circus day will be inaugurated
v'th Ringing Brothers new big street
larade, a magnificent professional display
lat dwarfs all previous efforts in the
IRE of spectacular pageantry. 1t is over a
ltie in length
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
NEW ATTRACTION AT WILDWOOD
Engagement of the Miller Family
Is Announced

A special summer attraction for Wild
wood will be presented today in the en-
gagement of the Miller family of aerial
lists. There are six in the family and
they perform many sensational acts.
A platform will be placed in the lake,
fronting the amphitheater. Here an eX-
cellent view will be afforded Of the en-
tertainment, which will continue each
afternoon and evening for two weeks
The Miller family have figured with
Ringlings, Barnum's and Sells Bros
shows. and are regarded as finished
aerialists. Their most difficult work is a
sensational casting or throwing act 1t is
regarded as the cleverest thing Of the
kind and unequaled in its sensational CT
feet.
The cycling act covers a display of sci
entific cycling, trick riding, vaulting and
somersaulting.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
Excursion Rates via ''The MiIwau-
kee"

-, Ci,ne;innaH-July T. s. 8. United Society
tionai association, s22o.75 round di trip. AuA
Chicago--July %, "a, %, Baptist Young
Peoples Union Of America, $3.50 round
Louisvine-Aug. "a. Is, g. Triennial
Conclave knights Templar, $21.5O round
trip.
Buffalo-All summer, Pan-American
Exposition, $2450 round trip.
All tickets good on celebrated Pioneer
Limited.
Call at Milwaukee offices, or write ].
T. Conley, Assistant General Passenger
Agent st. Paul. for detailed information
Ask for Pan-American folder.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
what Caused Defeat.

washington Star.
What caused that mans defeat in the
recent campaign?
Color blindness" answered the South
Carolina statesman. HE claimed that
the black and white vote was both the
same in the eyes Of the law"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07

the baths, and, as mas been remarked,
THAT is nothing more than any ALLEY in
the city can ask for and receive"
No Charge is made for bathing to those
who furnish their own suits and towels
and Who do not use a locker. A nominal
charge of cents Is made for suit, soap
and towels, and cents Is charged for a
suit, soap, towels and the use of a locker.
This is very small amount, and yet 1t
means great many dollars in a year s
time, for there are a great many people
who battle there each day during the hot
summer months. Last year 257, 900 people
bathed In the pools, Of which 5000 wcre
women.
SKILLED ATTENDANTS ARE THERE.
Attendants are constantly watching the
pools to see that no accidents occur and
to see that none ventures too far into the
river. These attendants are expert swim
mers and are adopts in handling boat,
and 1t seems that one Is Just as safe
swimming under their care as though one
was following out the old instruction
about hanging ones clothes upon this
young men and ladies adds to the popu-
lartty of the baths, for parents feel free
to let their children go to the place
knowing that no possible harm can befall
them.
Provisions are also made for those who
are unable to swim, Prof. Hermann ard
Prof. ]. Kuettner, teacher of the West
Side Turner's society, giving instructions
charge Of 81 is made for q course OF
eight lessons. The children of poor par
ents who are unable to pay this sum
receive free instruction If they make ap-
plication for it, stating their inability to
pay the regular rates Of tuition.
It was thought that the management
would meet with trouble from rowGyisIn,
but such has not been the case. Since
the baths were opened over a year ago,
1t has only been necessary to make ono
arrest. That is a record which ls not
equaled by any other resort in the city
which has so large an attendance. The
one rule which is kept before the patrons
of the place Is that they must act as
ladies and gentlemen, or the privileges Of
the baths are denied them. The manage
ment has found that this is all the disci-
pline that Is needed and has no trouble
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
A Misunderstanding.

Philadelphia Press.
Henry" said Mrs Oldham, this Is
May Summers gals intended"
"AhP' exclaimed the old gentleman
Glad to know ye Mr.. Legion"
Brown is my name, SIR"
"Ye don't say? Why, she told me her
beau's name was Legion"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
MUSIC AT COMO.
New SOusa March to Be Given in
This Evenings Programme.

ture of the programme this evening at
Como park in the concert given by the
Minnesota band. There may be some VINO
question Sousas position as a band.
master, but none will raise a word
against him as a march composer. lie
deserves for his compositions all the
glory that has been lavished upon him.
Though American music has not a very
prominent place on the band programmes
of the countries, Sousas marches arc
known the world over. The programmes
In Phi
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
You VIII Like 1t.

One night by rail. Your choice of twenty
or thlrty-six hours on flrst-class steam
ers. Quick and enjoyable trips to the
East. Call at 500 Line ticket Office, 9T9
Robert street, for fun particulars.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
Hints About "stmge Busines, J."

II Is only the rst-nighter"-the habit
ri theater-goer-who has any conception
+ stage business" and even he does not
preciqte it's potency In her "RecolIec-
lions Of e. L. Davenport, to appear in
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07
The Premium on PIagiar.

The Premium ON PIagiary.
Washington Star.
What made you tell that manager the
ideas in your play were not originate
Because" answered the mercenary
genius, eff I had told him they were
original he would have taken it for
granted that they were no good"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07

Mrs. Jessica De Wolf will sing two
solos at the House of Hope Presbyterian
church Sunday evening, 1.-THE Publ
cam" by Van De Water, and Take My
Life and Let it Be-" by Sullivan.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. D. F. Colville will prob
ably spend August in the East.