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toted all over this country in trunks
made to carry them in. These organs
are carried by theatrical and other
travelling entertainments. 1t might
seem as though an organ could be
found anywhere in the country, but as
matter of fact that is not so. Car.
rying an organ along they avoid all
difficulty and have just what they
want. And if you could get them all
into a bundle together I guess you
could gather up something like a
carload of baggage consisting of or
pans carried in trunks"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
His Grounds.

"And on what grounds do you base
your application for divorce?" asked
the lawyer of his client.
"Exertion, sab"
'You mean desertion, I suppose
Your wife has left you, doubtless"
mo, sab, she hasn't left me, sah."
''Then you can't ask for divorce on
the ground of desertion.''
Il said exertion, sab. OATS de
ground perzackly. She done exert her.
self continually to make me mizzable
sah. Put it on de ground OBJ exertion
sah."-Detroit Free Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Boots Lost In Falling.

The fact that persons who fal:
great distances often lose their boots
in the descent has not yet been ex.
planned. Perhaps the most recent
case is that of Mr.. Charles James, OF
St. Agnes, who was unfortunate
enough to fall distance of 12O feet
in Polbreen mine. During the fall
both his boots (Which had been tight.
ly laced) came off and were discov
cred in the shaft fathoms above him
The phenomenon is not confined t,
miners,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
lodged. Then the weary work of

lodged. Then the weary work of
pumping it out commenced. It took
five months of constant effort by the
monster pumps. A couple of months
more work was needed to make re-
pairs, and then it was discovered that
q large fire burned in the mine, many
feet below the level the water had
reached. This was due to the air and
gases, generated by the fire, holding
back the flood of water, a monster
cushion of compressed air and gas.
Vent holes had to be bored from the
surface to remove this, and the
weary work of flooding was begun
again. It was two years before the
mine was in condition to resume
operations.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Going Too Far.

"This reckless speculation must be
stopped" said the earnest citizen to the
trust magnate.
Indeed it must" agreed the latter. "Ins
dec, it must. Why, Yesterday two or three
made several thousand dollars by taking
ayers. That sort Of thing won't do."-Bal-
timore American.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Safe in One Respect.

He-Gladys, must confess to you
that I am a self-made man of obscure
parentage. was found on doorstep.
She-My own! You will never talk
about the wafles mother used to make!
Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
A Broad Hint.

Mr.. Staylate-Aw-Miss Dimples. you
have such dreamy eyes, doncher know.
Miss Dimples-No, Pm just sleepy; that's
All.-Ohio State Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Matrimonial shrinkaGe.

It was Ernest Mc(iaffey, the writer
OF verse, to whom a lady said:
20 Mr.. IIcGaffey. l have just seea
your wife for the first time since you,
marriage; but l had supposed she was
taller woman. She seems shorter
than when saw her last"
Certainly" said the poet, solernnly
"She has married and settled down.
YOUTHS Companion,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Do Your Feet Ache md n,

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot-Ease,
a powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy, Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
A SLEEPWALKER'S FEAT.
paniOn Over PerilOus Paths
in Safety.

IAN interesting case of somnambul-
ism is reported by NJ. Badaire, director
of the normal school at Blois, France.
It is accredited by DR.. Dufay and
printed in The Proceedings of the
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

The finest playing cards are made in
this country, and but for the heavy
tax upon them in Europe, they would
completely monopolize that market
by quality and cheapness.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

you're likely-looking GIRL" said Mrs.
horn girl. Nov, how were you trained
across the water!" "'Tis jokin' ye are,
mum. There does be no trains I was
shipped across. "-Philadelphia Press
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

Among the marine articulates, life
is often prolonged for years. Some
of the larger crabs and Holsters prob
ably endure for decade or more; .
few species may live on to nearly two
decades before attaining their fullest
growth.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

So Queer.-Carrie-"' There goes Nell
with her fancee. They say he fell in love
with her at first sight" Bessie-"That's
just like him. He always was funny fel-
low. They say he liked olives the first time
he ever tasted them. Boston Transcript
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
No Eye for Home Comforts.

NO Eye 10r Home Com1oFss'
Mrs. Muggins-My husband u the moss
unreasonable man alive.
Mrs. Buggins-What has he done now?
give been at him for six months to buy
some new furniture for the parlor, and he
has Just paid $4,000 for an old seat in the
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

There are lots of people who will not
take dare to do anything except dare
to 90 to work-Atchison Globe.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Danger in Old Sayings.

Don8eF IN Olo S0yAhBs.
what fine head your boy has," said An
admiring friend.
Yes" replied the fond father. "he's =
chip of the old block-ain't you, my boy?"
eyes, father; teacher said yesterday that
was young blockhead." STRAY Stories.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
FAKE HAIR PREPARATIONS
Do Hair No Good, but Often Cause II
to Fall Out.

Many hair preparations are cake" BE-
cause they are merely scalp irritants. They
often cause dryness, making the hair brit
cause Of ali trouble with hair. It is a germ
disease. The germ makes cuticle scales as
it digs to the root of the hair, where it de-
stroys the hairs vitality, causing the hair
to fall out. To cure Dandruff, the germ
must be killed. destroy the cause, you re-
move the effect" 'Newhro's Herpicide is
dandruff germ, thereby leaving the hair to
grow luxuriantly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Mystery.

A woman enjoys nothing better than to
read letter in the presence of other WON.
en- and smile occasionally.-E. Y. World.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18
Yielded Readily for Hin.

1Ie1UeU ASeUuI1y HOk dHWs
First Physician-Did old Coupons case
yield to your treatment?
Second Physician-It did. I treated it
for six months, and it yielded something
like $5OO.-Stray Stories
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

Piso's Cure for Consumption Is an infalli-
Samuel, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
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the founders
of
Of
assisted
and em-ci a
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1901-07-18

All il not gold that is sold as such.-Ally
Sloper.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04
A WOMAN'S AWFUL PERIL.

There Is only one chance to save
your life and that is through an opera
tion," were the startling words heard
by Mrs. I. b. Hunt, of Lime Ridge, Wis.
from her doctor after he had vainly
tried to cure her of a frightful case of
stomach trouble and yellow jaundice.
Gall stones had formed and she con-
stantly grew worse. Then she began
to use Electric Bitters which wholly
cured her. It's q wonderful Stomach,
Liver and Kidney remedy. Cures dys-
pepsia. Loss of Appetite. Try it. Only
SO cents. Guaranteed For sale by
w. A. Irwin 4 Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04
AN ARIZONA PROPHET
MAKES SOME GUESSES.

1t is conceded that the twentieth
century began on the first day of the
present month. Notwithstanding plany
believe it commenced year ago. All
right. it is surely with us now. l pre-
dict that for the next twenty years
there will be wars and rumors of wars
till one can't rest, all over this wide
world. Maybe and most likely we will
have war in our own once blessed
country. but not so overly blessed in
many things of late. True the man
of intellect and inventive genius is up
and doing and has given to the world
much to be proud of. but the acme of
their genius is to be shown in this
twentieth century. Airships that will
skip through the air at the rate OF 200
miles an hour with human freight will
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
TO ADVERTISERS:

In order to insure prompt changes in
advertising. COPY for same should
be at the business office not later
than 1G a. m.
ADVERTISING RATES:
Rates of advertising in The Daily or
Weekly HERALD will be made
known upon application at the BUSH
ness office. Those who prefer can
have a representative of the bust
ness department call upon them, who
will quote prices and make contracts
for space. Call telephone No. lis.
Classified advertisements for locals, ten
cents per line for first insertion and
five cents for each additional inser-
ton. Specia: rates upon five hun
dred or one thousand lines Of local,
to be used in one month, will be
furnished upon application.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

| be 10 uncommon thing. Wireless tele-
graphic news will in all proba bility
span the oceans. Possibly we may hold
| communication with Mars. Politics
and religion will become less ungodly
in some things and settle down and
work for the good of mankind after
say twenty years or so. There will be
but one or two kinds of churches, the
Protestants will all come under one
head and work for the elevation of the
whole human family. Spiritualists may
lead mankind to think that their pro-
erosion don't end when through with
mother earth. The materia medica ia
mily will be much less than what it is
at present. Science will put few in
the front ranks, but the 100 to 1 swind-
1ers and quacks will be left out in the
cold for they won't be needed in the
coming century. The magnetism that is
in man will be used to sooth the pains
and ailments of his brother man. Ten
to twenty years of longlivity will be
added, no doubt, to mankind by this
kind of treatment of diseases of man
kind. Woman! God bless her, Her
sphere will be very much elevated in
this present century l hope. Young
man. think well of your mother, sis
tiers and wives. for they are truly
God send to mankind. There should
be much respect shown them. Remem-
Der always and don't forget, to be
man amongst men and a gentleman
amongst ladies. ! predict that our gov
eminent will stand through this CEN
fury and no empire in sight at it's end
ing. The people will have to exercise
their rights in little more radical way
in order to keep intact the country we
have and which in part was handed
down to us from our forefathers with
blood stained flags and a constitution
for guide to their pOsterity. Let us
emulate their power of purpose and
not be a stencil upon their valor, honor
and fidelity or purpose in standing for
the rights of man and of liberty. Let
liberty be our watchword at the begin
ming of this century and the ending
will be liberty surely as we are Amer
leans. The war should cease against the
Filipinos. predict the people will pc
tition congress, at it's next session to
stop it if not stopped before. This
ought to be done too in the name of
and the rights of man. The
X-ray will bring to light much yet I'M
seen to man this century. Let us pray
that love will be the ruling power to
guide us Alright and give us all happy
new year. j. II. Locking.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

A powerful engine cannot be run
with n weak boiler, and we can't keep
up the strain of an active life with a
weak stomach; neither can We stop
the human machine to make repairs.
If the stomach cannot digest enough
food to keep the body strong, such a
preparation as Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
should be used. 1t digests what you
eat and it simply can't help but do
you good Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

In one of the February magazines
VIM. Allen White has a character
sketch of Boss Croker. He calls the
Tammany King a dull, emotionless
sort of human megatherium splashed
with the slime of pre-Adamite wicked
ness" 1t is for something of that kind
that Prof. Haecke1, the German scien-
fist, is now looking in the wilds of the
Island of Java
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Recent experiments show lEat all
classes of foods may be completely di-
eested by a preparation called Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, which absolutely di-
gests what you eat. AS it is the only
combination of all the natural diges-
tants ever devised the demand for it
has become enormous. 1t has never
failed to cure the very worst cases of
indigestion and it always gives instant
relief Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04
PREI .PS-DODGE ROAD
AND ITS ADVANTAGES.

One of the best arguments yet mad
in favor of the Phelps-Dodge railroad
coming to Ell Paso is the mere state
ment that ores are being shipped tt
Europe from Sonora by water, the YES
sells going around Cape Horn. Thi:
line will place Ell Paso in touch
with the mining interests Of the rich
est undeveloped state in Mexico. II
will open markets to Ell Paso Of i'm
mense value And it will make certain
Ell Paso's claim to being a smelter
center by concentrating at this place
a vast output of ores from valuable
mines that have as yet scarcely been
expoited.
The Phelps-Dodge company in
building railroads into Sonora, or east
to Ell Paso, are consulting their own
interests. They will not be induced
to build merely because Ell Paso would
like them to lay their line this far, but
be done to show railway builders and
promoters the advantage of selecting a
certain route, or constructing to GER
tain point, The feasibility, the COM
mercial value, of building to Ell Paso
can be brought home forcibly to the
men who are backing this enterprise.
Coal costs the Copper Queen COM
pany eight dollars ton delivered at
Bisbee. 1t would cost four and a half
or five dollars laid down at Ell Paso.
Freight rates make this difference.
thousand dollars worth of coal or coke
every day in the year. The saving to
the Copper Queen company in this in
stance alone would equal a good inter-
est on the cost of the construction of
their line to this city.
Whether this line comes to Ell Paso
Meeting this city with Sonora is almost
certain to be built in the near future.
FL PaSO is the center of the southwest
the base of supplies for a vast region
"a market for the products of a large
area-the hub of an industrial wheel of
which the railways are the spOkes.
Roads to Sonora and roads in other
directions will be built; but neverthe-
less the city should not be permitted
merely to grow III spite of itself; and
no effort should be lost to bring every
enterprise here that has reason to
come-and bring it quickly.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

For the weakness and prostration
following grippe there is nothing SC
prompt and effective as One Minute
Cough Cure. This preparation is high
ly endorsed as an unfailing remedy for
all throat and lung troubles ind it's
early use prevents cousr 'nption. 1t
was made to cure quickly. Fred
Schaefer druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

The Daily HERALD is delivered by
carrier in Ell Paso, Texas, Juarez,
Mexico, and at the Ell Paso smelling
works, at fifteen 15c) cents per
week, or sixty Coco cents per month.
Subscribers failing to get the HERALD
regularly or promptly should call at
the office or telephone no lis. All
complains will receive prompt at
IGNITION.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

AS soon as the obsequies of the dead
queen are over there is proba bility of
hearing from England on the amend
ed Hay-Pauncefote treaty. 1t is be-
lieved in official circles the treaty as
amended by the senate will be accepted
by Great Britain. At any rate the
Clayton-Bulwer agreement will not
longer be considered AS binding as the
London News remarks: Treaties
would never be concluded if they
We're to be considered binding under all
conceivable circumstances and for all
imaginable things
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Reports show a greatly increased
death rate from the throat and lung
troubles, due to the prevalence of
Group, pneumonia and grippe. We ad-
wise the use of One Minute oCugr Cure
in all OF these difficulties 1t is the
only harmless remedy that gives i'm
mediate results. Children like it
Fred Schaefr, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

The country's exports of manCfac-
tured goods increased from $157 1885,
500 in 1890 to AL, 4O6, 942 in 1900. Our
agricultural exports were valued at
1914, GIG $50 in 1900, or more than twice
as much as our imports. The man with
the hoe is the conquerer of the world.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Persons who can not take ordinary
pills find it a pleasure to take DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. They are the best
little liver pills ever made. Fred
Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

yankee up in Maine darkens his
hen house for one hour at noon. His
hens go to roost thinking it night; at
the end Of the hour he opens the blind
The result is his hens lay again and he
gets two eggs day instead of one
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Like bad dollars, all counterfeits of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are worth
less. The original quickly cures piles,
sores. ard all skin diseases. Fred
Schaefer druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Venezuela is evidently taking advan-
tage of Teddy's absence, and will quiet
down when he returns from his Iion
hunt
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

chronic. An unwholesome struggle has
been going on for the past six years.
On that account Delaware has not had
full representation for that period in
the upper branch of congress. There is
now. however. some promise that the
situation will be brought to an end.
and that two republican senators will
be chosen during the present month.
In Nebraska there has been a dead
lock for two weeks past. and while
there is now no sign of agreement. the
probability is strong that two republic
cans will be elected within the next
ten days. People of both parties in
that state will be thankful when the
deadlock is broken.
The Oregon legislature is famous for
indecision and prolonged disagreement.
There is not now the apparent ele-
ments of discord that have character
lied the legislature of that state for
the past several years. and the cleo
ton of a senator should follow prompt
1y.
The election of these five republicans
will not effect the republican majority
in the next senate, but if they are all
republicans as they will most likely be,
it will give the republican party good
working majority when the next ses-
sion commences its work.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Some New York newspapers kill
Aguinaldo one day and interview him
the next. AS Tom Sawyer said it
must be a great thing to die tempo
rarily.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

The engagement is announced from
London of the daughter of Willie
Waldorf to- the Duke of Roxburg. 1t
has been expected for some time the
Duke would Astor.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

A Kentuckian died the other day
from drinking too much water. II
wasn't Col. Watterson of the Courier
Journal.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

The Missouri legislature evidently
does not consider consistency jewel.
That body turned down Frank James
application for doorkeeper, and then
passed resolutions praising Aguinaldo
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Mrs. Nation declares that she will
purify Topeka-"but not as Christ
would do it,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Men that danced with the queen
threaten to outnumber the people that
nursed Washington.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

If the hazing methods of the West
Point cadets had been introduced in
the Philippines the backbone of the
rebellion would have long since been
broken.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

The Hon. G. Cleveland is no author
ity on war. All his fighting was done
by proxy.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Balloon suicide is now the rage in
Paris. But, like other fads, as soon
as man takes it up he has to drop it
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Two young people were imprisoned
in Russia for kissing in public. Per
haps the explosion frightened the car
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

There are six United States senators
yet to be elected. Five of them will
be, or should be, republicans, for the
people SO desired when republican ma
jorities were retained in the legisla-
lures of Delaware, Nebraska and Ore
gon-
In Delaware the situation has become
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04
Try a hot chocolate at Potter &
Whites.

If you are going to California this
winter, or expect to visit Arizona or
Northern New Mexico, 1t will pay you
to make the trip via Trinidad Gateway
using the uneQualled service of "The
Denver Road" in connection with the
Santa Fe through service to the coast.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Ii Hung Chang says he is too rich
to die, and too old to live. He must
feel like thirty cents.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

A Minnesota judge holds that cigar
cite smoking is good grounds for a
divorce. That has long been the opin-
ion in the Bad Lands of the Dakotas.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Briefs printed just right at the Her
aid Office
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1901-02-04

Bee large display of pictures at
8lakesley & Freeman's.