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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
RED GOGGLES FOR A BULL.
They Made Him a Raving Bovine
Lunatic for Awhile.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.
a set of crimson goggles on a bull is
a combination as rare as it Is bizarre,
but this is just exactly what John An
schultz, of stowe township, ran across
the other day when he went out to
take a look at his black and white
bovine. Dexter The bull was indebted
for his new ornaments to a bevy Of
mischievous boys, who wanted to DEM
onstratG the generally received theory
that anything red renders a bull OBJ
Streperous. When Dexter woke up the
next morning he saw everything had
a decided reddish tinSe. BY the time
he had come to the conclusion that
every object he gazed on had unac-
countably been transformed into car
mine he became furious. He noticed
that his cattle companions had all
taken on the new color that the grass
was no longer green: that the land
scape had been painted in the prevail
ing tint, and then he became a bovine
lunatc. To cap the climax he saw he
was near "A red barn. close to a rod
fence, and that the milkmaid was IA
red girl. who carried a red bucket and
three-legged stool OF the same color.
Now, he was simply a pent-up volcano
In COW skin. and the trouble began.
With snort he made a pass at a
straw stack that was the color of a
brickyagd, but tailed 10 knock il into
the next county, though he had the
supreme satisfaction of witnessing the
terrified antics OF red chickens, red
, geese and red ducks in their wild en-
deavor to get out OF his way. Without
stopping to enjoy his satisfaction in
having turned peaceful barnyard into
cyclone-sWept prairie, he butted up
against the weather boarding of the
barn. making the red splinters fly like
straw in a whirlwind, and accelerat-
| ing the flight Of the red-headed girl
| into bright red spring house. Next
| the panels of the red fence Succumbe d
/ to the furious onslaught: meadow
! with red grass was crossed. and Mr
! Bull found himself on the bank of a
| stream, the water Of which was as red
as blood. Here, after an hour of un-
spoken misery, the poor bull sank down
exhausted, and the red goggles dropped
! from his deceived eyes. Mr.. .Anschut2
! has offered a reward for the arrest OF
the bloody minded boys.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3 1901

o clock. This is very important
meeting and no member should fail to
attend.
An important meeting of the official
board OF the Hampton Street Metho-
e'st Episcopal church is called for
this evening at 7so o'clock. All official
members are requested to he present
The Ladies' Aid society of the Ply
mouth Congregational church are busy
preparing for their colonial fair. which
will take place Feb. 90. 81 and 90. They
Will have on sale O large line of quilts
ard oomfortables, aprons and tel
Jackets. sun bonnets and cushions and
many other useful articles. Refresh
monte will be served each afternoon
and evering. An admission fee of 10
cents will be charged. All are wei.
come,
Au important meeting of sllurian
lodge. No. 163, |. o. o. T., was held
last evening in Evans hall. on South
Main avCruc. Much business of inn
portancc was transacted,
The Modern Woodmen Of America
will meet on Monday evening in Ivor-
itc hall. The degree team OF the Green
Ridge camp will be present and work
the initiatory degree on several candl-
cafes.
Miss Mary Stephens, of $50 Souti,
Main avenue, entertained a number of
young people Thursday evening at an
enjoyable fiashlight party. Entertain
lnent was provided by a number of the
sunstS.
Philip Warren, of North Lincoln ave-
| nue.. has returned home from Selins
| Grove. where he sang at a concert re-
| Gently.
Robert Hepburn. the barber. will rc-
| Tire from Z. L. Prices employ this
evening and next week he viii embark
| in business for himself in Green Ridge
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
HOW ENJOYS ARE RECEIVED.
Their Introduction to Uncle Sam IL
Simple and Informal.

In the United States the foreign en-
voy goes in his own carriage with his
suite to the department OF state, whence
he is accompanied by the secretary or
state. without display, to the execu-
tive mansion and into the blue room.
where he is left while the secretary OF
state goes to notify the president of his
arrival. says Hon. John wv. Foster
in the Saturday Evening Post, Tha
latter enters with the secretary, the
envoy is introduced and at once pro-
ceeds to read his address. which is re-
piled to by the president. The letter
of credence is received by the presidents
and handed TO the secretary OF state,
and after brief, informal CONVERSE
tIon the reception ends.
The ceremony of the Spanish court is
that most nearly observed at foreign
capitals. and is usually highly appre-
ciated by diplomats. The comment Of
John Quincy Adams after passing
through one of these ceremonies Is as
follows: THE formalities OF these
court prescnta tons are so trifling and
insignificant in themselves, and SO inn
portant in the eyes of princes and
courtiers. that they are much more
embarrassing to the American than
business of real Importance. 1t is noe
safe or prudent to despise them, nor
practicable for person of rational un-
derstandlng TO value them"
1t is related of the blunt old Repub-
lican, Hannibal Hamlin. who at an ad-
vanced age was sent as minister to
Madrid. that he stood in great awe OF
the ceremony of audience, and went
through the rehearsal of it several
times with the secretary OF legation,
but he passed the ordeal so clumsily
that he cherished a great contempt
for the performance. ..' .,''..
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
THE RIGHT STOCK.

A. Cornell university, there il q young fellow
with remarkable arit. To begin with h. had
cEc hundred and ten dollars OF tli, sum. he
paid one hundred dollars Tor tuition, aud the bal
Hnce ior books, lie found place where he could
set his board for waiting upon the table. llC
succeeded in getting room by tending a iur'
mace in the house, lie has gone right along with
his studies, without mcuung debt. The w
turA must hold 4 bright place ior such a y5uu.
man'~and hc /, not alone IN one college.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Andrew White.

Andrew White, a wellknown Italian ctNcn,
residing at l2G Robinson street, died at O'Clock
yesterday morning at the Hahncmann hospital,
after prolonged illness IRON typhoid pneumonia,
Deceased was about 30 wears Of age and for-
uerly identihed with Frank Carlucci in the
stone cutting business. lie is survived by his
wife and eight children.
The funeral will take place tomorrow after.
noon htcnncnt will be made in the Cathedral
ccmctcIy.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02

American Bible society, will speak TO the young
people and Sunday school folks in union rally
in the Green Ridge Methodist Episcopal church
at the close Of the Sunday school session at $50
p. IN. Feb. TO- DR.. Eos Is an interesting speak
cr and will instruct the young people In an un.
usual manner, Nj are invited. Let us give
him a large audience. He will be in the city
but one day. doubtless, and will speak In tue
Providence Presbyterian church az 1880 a. NJ.
in Union Bible society meeting and also will
deliver the address at the anniversary Of the
Lsclawanna Bible society in tho Elm Fsrk
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Funeral of Mrs. lynch.

The remains Of Mrs. John Lynch
were consigned to their final resting
place in the Cathedral cemetery yes
terday morning. The funeral was held
from the family residence on Irving
avenue and was attended by many
mourning relatives and friends who
had known the deceased during her
long and useful life. At q o'clock the
funeral cortege moved to the cathedral.
where a high mass of requiem was
celebrated.
The pall-bearers were, Martin
Roche, John Brien. Oney Sweeney,
John Rcardon. John McC;rann and Joe
Quinnan.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
SOUTH SCRANTON NOTES.
Miss Julia Haggerty sulplised--Fu-
neral of the Late Mrs. John
Lynch-other News Notes.

Miss Julia Haggerty, Of Az Elm
street. was pleasS surprised on
Thursday night by number of her
Pittston friends. The evening was
spent in playing OF games and other
party diversions. At "A late hour re-
irehsments were served after which
the guests departed FOR their homes
voting Miss Haggerty delightful
hostess.
Those present We're: George Willis,
Amelia McLane. Celia Clifford, Mabel
Richards, Patrick Kennedy. Mabel
Thornton, George Williams. Anna
Garrn. Mamie Williams. Arthur Jones
and Chester Williams.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Funerals.

The funeral Of the late Thomas Rel, who died
at rhe home OF his diuehth, Mrs.. John Gllroy.
at 63s North Main avenue, will take place at
$40 O'Clock this morning, Services will he held
in St. Pstriok's Catholic church, aud intement
will be made in the Cathedral cemetery.
The funeral OF the late James A. Brace viii
take place tomorrow afternoon at 2.3O O'Clock
Services will be held at the house, 5S6 North
Hyde Park avenue, and intcrmcnt will be made
in the washbmn street cemetery.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
A SENSIBLE MAN

Would use kemp's Balsam for the Throat and
Lungs. It is curing more Coughs. Colds,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and all Throat and
Lung Troubles. than any other medicine. The
proprietor has authorized any druggist to give
You Sample Bottle Free to convince you OF the
merit OF this great remedy Price CSC and 90.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Joseph Kretz.

Joseph Kretz, aged 60 years. died yesterday at
his residence, ol2 Adams avenue. Deceased was
born in Germany, and came TO Scranton in 1851.
lie was employed Tor over forty years as dray.
man by the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western
company around the car shops
lie was member OF St. Marys Catholic
church and st, Peters Benevolent society, and
il survived by his wife The funeral arrange.
mcnts will be made later.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Mrs. I. w. Bannister,

Mrs. |. ". Bannster, wife OF the manager Of
the Newark shor store, died yesterday morning
at her home, ISl Quincy avenue, from an attack
OF typhoid fever with which she was afflicted
several weeks ago,
Deceased had resided in this city during the
past thirteen years, and Is survived by her hus.
band and one son. The remains will be inferred
al Freehold, y, u, on Monday. The funeral
viii be private.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Mrs. Sarah G. Seaman,

Mrs. Sarah C. seamans died yesterday at the
residence Of her daughter, MH. II. A. Mace, u
i07 Dudley street, North Scranton. She was
s. years OF age
The funeral viii be held at ESQ o'clock 20.
morrow afternoon. with services at the house.
Intement will be private.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
WEST SCRANTON

of what was going on in the place. but
she could not be founl. Johnson was
originally arrested for creating dis
turbance in the place and was fined 50
or twenty days, and afterwards pre-
fcrred the charge against the place.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02

OF the appointment Of John Marshall as chief
justice OF the supreme court, this being the
centennial of that occasion, were held today at
Franklin and Marshall college President Stain
announced that friend who did not want his
name known had contributed $500 to the col
LOGO.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02
Presentation
TO R. W. LUCE
RETIRING REGENT RECEIVED A
pIAMoND.sET RING.

Royal Arcanumites Honor Their Past
President and Install the Newly
Elected offlcers-Case Against Mar
shall and Porter Dismissed for
Lack of Evidence--Several Fu-
neral Announcements - Church
Fairs and Festivals Being Ar
ranged--other News Notes.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-02-02

For a Cold in the Head
Laxative Bromo-Q -Quinine Tablets.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
DIR. Wileyss Letter.

DR.. JOHN NJ. McCANDLEsS, State Chem.
ist, Atlanta, Ga:
DEAR DOCTOR McCANDLEss-I accord
you. with pleasure, the permission to
publish my analysis Of the Georgia
wheatS in any way you may see fit.
In regard TO the statement previously
made, i'll some of our bulletins. that the
southern wheats were the poorest in the
United States, desire TO say tnis state
ment had reference entirely to the con-
tents OF nitrogen and gluten in such
wheats. Experience ana research have
Shown that the longer q wheat grows
the more tendency is shown TO develop
starch at the expense of gluten.
1t Is well known that the spring
Wheats. which mature in three or four
months, contain larger relative quantl-
Ties OF gluten than the winter wheats
which grow seven or eighs mous hs. The
analyses which have made Of the
georgia wheats certainly show that
there are localities i'll Georgia where the
gluten and nitrogen contents o. the
wheat, presume is winter wheat,
compare favorably with similar wheats
grown much further north.
therefore the statement previously
made should bs modified as indicated
ABOVE and should not be made general OF
al localities in the Southern states.
lou are also at liberty TO use this
statement in the publication of the ana
uses Sincerely,
H. w. WILEY. Chemist.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
Sugar Cane.

increased interest is being aroused III
Tue culture of sugar cane. AS our vast
lumber lands become denuded Of their
magnificent forests there looms up an
important question as to what industry
Will take the place of our great lumber
iu'ils and turpentine stills. As the
tahGs are cleared of timber. they must
Oe converted into good farms, and 1t IS
'e'y essential to know for what crops
'Aey are best adapted.
1hoSe who have given this subject
oareiuI attention have been thorough
y convinced that the sugar cane indus
NY OF Georgia can be. and should be,
greatly increased. The sugar mill Will
accomplish the desired end.
IN $40 the United States paid foreign
countries about Sl95, 900, o0o for sugar
'o'oorted fo" domestic CONSUMPTION.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

"It is with good deal of pleasure
that / recommend Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy" says
druggist A w Sawtelle, of Hartford ,
Conn "A lady customer seeing the
remedy exposed for sale on my show
case, said to me: I really believe that
medicine saved my life the past sum-
mer while at the Shore and she be-
came so enthusiastic over its merits
that at once made up my mind to
recommend it in the future. Recently
a gentleman came in to my store so
overcome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. | gave him a dose
of this remedy which helped him.
rereated the dose and in fifteen min
utes he left my store smilingly inform
ing me that he felt as well as ever"
Sold by ] w Legg
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

Ex-President Cleveland is said
to have made $4,000 recently in
Wall street, on tips from Dan La
mont, who is Whitney's right hand
man.
Fine feathers may not make
fine birds but they make soft pill
lows.
Women es rule are willing TO
shut up when money gets ready to
talk
1t the matter of bonnets wom-
an seems to want the most she
cali get for her money, but when
it comes to shoes she's satisfied
with standing room only.
Ancestors often resemble p0ta-
toes--the best Of them are under
ground.
1t may be more blessed TO give
than to receive, but with most
people this is only a dress parade
theory.
1t is not necessary for man to
be poor in order to be honest, but
sometimes it seems necessary for
a man to be poor if he is honest.
Don't despise little things. A
quart jug will hold more liquor
than a man.
The trouble about being a celeb
rity is that you seldom know you
are one until after you are dead.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

Skin affections will readily disappear
by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Look out for counterfeits. II you get
DeWitt's you will get good results. 1t
is the quick and positive cure for piles
g NJ Crosby Drug Co.
A lie goes by telegraph, and the
truth follows along by freight a
few days later.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers search
the remotest parts OF the bowels and
and remove the impurities speedily
with no discomfort. They are famous
for their efficacy Easy to take, never
grippe G NJ Crosby Drug Go.
The man who knows it all is an
uninteresting conversationalist.
The least in quantity the most in
quality describes De Wits Little Early
Risers, the famous pills for constipa-
tion and liver complaints. g NJ Crosby
Drug Co.
It's only natural for the bright
man to reflect.
You are much more liable to disease
when your liver and bowels do not act
properly. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
remove the cause of disease. G NJ
Crosby Drug Co.
Marriage and collie are two
things that double us up.
If people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would
be used in nearly every household, as
there are few people who do not suffer
from feeling of fullness after eating,
belching, flatulence, sour stomach or
waterbrash, caused by Indigestion or
dyspepsia. A preparation such as Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure. which, with no aid
from the stomach, will digest your
food, certainly can't help but do you
good. G M Crosby Drug Go.
Try the new remedy for costiyeness,
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets. Every box guaranteed. Price
25c. For sale by J w Legg.
Remarks may be pointed and
yet blunt.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
CURES BLOOD POISON.

SoRoFULA, ULCERS, OLD SORES, BoNE
PAINs-TRIAL TREATMENT FREE.
First, second or third stages positive
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Blood Balm). Blood Balm kills or de-
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blood and expels it from the system,
making perfect cure. Have you sore
throat, pimples, copper colored spots,
old fostering eating sores, ulcers. swell
ings, scrofula, itching skin, aches and
pains in bones or joints, sore mouth, or
falling hair? Then Botanic Blood Balm
will heal every sore, stop the aches and
make the blood pure and rich and give
the rich glow of health to the skin.
Over 1000 testimonials of cures B. B.
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stores 81. Trial treatment of b. B. Il.
free by writing Blood Balm Co., Allan
ia, Ga. Describe trouble and free
medical advice given. Don't despair
Of a cure as b. B. b. cures when all
else fails
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
Oakland

Miss Emma Cox visited her
brother, Joe Cox, here last week.
Mrs. W. NJ. Dobbs is visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Teasley, at
Canton.
Eli Garrison and sister, Miss
Dora, spent Sunday at Wood
stock.
Bill Mccoy, u well-known col
ored man, living Oh Oscar Dobbs'
farm, had the misfortune of hav-
ing his house and everything in it
burned up last Saturday.
Mrs. Mitt Latimer spent several
days in Marietta last week, the
guest of Mr.. Drew Dunn and fam
lily.
Miss Annie Devices, who has
been sick the past few days, we
are glad TO note, is improving.
Mrs. Ophelia Teasley, of Can
ton, visited relatives here last
week.
Mr., Reed and wife spent Thurs
day with J. l.. Dunn and family.
RUTH.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

Billiousness Is a condition character
lied by disturbance OF the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated,
the liver torpid, the bowels constipat-
ed. There is loathing of food, pains
in the bowels, dizziness, coated tongue,
and vomiting, first of the undigested or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances Of the stom-
ach and create healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy ac-
tion and regulate the bowels. Try
them and you are certain to be much
pleased with the result. For sale by
J w Legg.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
OF OINTMENTS FOR CA
TARRH THAT CONTAIN
MECITUN

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering it
through the mucous surfoces. Such
articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physici-
ans, as the damage they will do is ten
fold to the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure.
manufactured by + J Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio. contains no mercury, and
is taken internally, acting directly up
on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. 1t
is taken internally. and made in Tole-
do, Ohio. by + J. Cheney & Go. Testi-
monials free. Sold by druggists, price
75c per bottle.
Halls family Pills are the best.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
nabletOn.

Miss Maude Lowe is visiting in
Atlanta.
Mr.. Robt. Lowe spent Sunday in
Atlanta.
Messrs. I. J. Lowe, Jr., and G..
b. Gam spent Sunday in Ma
rietta.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Thompson
were called to the bedside of a
dying sister, Mrs. Will Thompson
of Tallapoosa, last week. The re-
mains were carried to Seneca, S.
c., to be buried. We extend our
sympathy to the bereaved.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. NJ.
Thomas, of Chattanooga, Tenn, a
fine girl, and to Mr.. and Mrs. G..
|. Wilkes, of Austell, fine boy.
Mr.. Thomas is a grandson OF
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Y. Moss, of this
place. Mrs. Wilkes is a daughter
of hers. These making twenty
three children, thirty-fve grand.
children, two great-grandchildren
All living but four children, four
grand children and one great.
grand-child.
There will be preaching at the
Baptist church, as usual, Saturday
and Sunday next. Rev. Mccoy
pastor. Me.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

From Wall street come stories
of great fortunes won through the
manipulation of stocks, and the
names of lucky spectators appear
in the glaring headlines of the
newspapers. But of the less fortu-
nate fellows who "read the signs
wrong we hear little. Fortunes
that the lucky have acquired rep
resent the wealth lost by others,
and for every elated winner there
is a Respondent loser. Only the
hair splitters are able to make dis
tinction between the man who
CANDLES in stocks for hundreds of
thousands and the common crimi-
nal who goes to the chain gang for
risking few dimes or quarters on
the turn of die.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16
A CASHIER TESTIFIES.

Pepsin Syrup Co, Monticello, Ill.
tientlemen:-After twenty years of
aches and pains caused by constipation
brought on by sedentary habits, l have
found more relief in two bottles OF DR.
CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin than all of the
hundreds of other remedies have tried
and | take pleasure in giving you this
testimony, believing you have the fin
est preparation made for stomach trou-
bles. Very truly yours, DF LANCE,
Cashier Wabash r r. East st Louis.
Sold by all druggists.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

Il have been suffering from dyspep-
STA for the past twenty years and have
been unable after trying all prepara-
lions and physicians to get any relief.
After taking one bottle of Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure | found relief and am now
in better health than have been for
twenty years. l can not praise Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure too highly, thus writes
Mrs. @ w Roberts. North Creek, Ark.
@ NJ Crosby Drug Go.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1901-05-16

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
q great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism. says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman is n much respect
ed resident OF the village of Gray, n.
Y, and makes this statement for the
benefit of others similarly affected
This liniment is for sale by w Legg.
A hard head seldom goes with a
soft heart.