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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06

No one can reasonably nope for good
health unless his bowels move once
each day. When this is not attended
to. disorders Of the stomach arise
biliousneSs, headache, dyspepsia and
piles soon follow. II you wish To avoid
these ailments keep your bowels reGu-
lar By taking ChamDerlaiu's stomach
and Liver Tablets when required,
They are SocaSy to take and mild and
gentle 10 effect. For sale by George
G. Stone, druggist. 5,lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
An EYANGELlsT,s STORY.

81 suffered for years with bronch'
ial or lung trouble and tried various
remedies but did not obtain permAn
ent relief until l commenced using
one Minute Cough Cure" writes
Rev James Kirkman, evangelist Of
Belle River, Ill. Il have no hesitation
in recommending it To all sufferers
from maladies of this kind" One
Minute Cough Cure affords immediate
relief for coughs, colds aud all kinds
OF throat and lung troubles. For Group
it is unequalled. Absolutely safe,
Very pleasant to take, never fails and
is really favorite with the children.
They like it. Sold by G. D. Stu IN \
Co, druggists. DIN
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06

Educate Your Bowels With CascArets.
Candy Cnthartic. euro constipation forever.
lOc.e5c. II c. c, c fail. druRsistsFctund money.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
N1e,Icnn Drawn work.

In Mexico there are mary things
which attract the attention of the
average tourist. OF these one OF the
most distinctive is Mexican drawn
work. Some OF this is very artistic,
and the patience of Mexican women
In the production of ITS beautiful
article Of Mexican CONNIE" has kept
for this modern active world Of mn
chlnery and machine made articles the
only survival Of the beautiful needle
work of century ago. for which the
women OF Europe had been noted Tor
several centuries.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
Tine BEST TINE.

Tho hest time to cure a pain is when
you inst feel it. Always have bottle
III tiouch's quick Relief in the house.
Cures external or internal pain and
costs only y cents. Cures cramps and
,.,tf,.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
MANY WONDER.

Many wonder how it is that pin
worms and stomach worms get into
little children or how a tape Worm SOD
feer long, can get in anH exit and
grow inside of man, as it sometimes
happens. They may well wonder, for
ii is a great mystery. However, many
nw know from cXperienc that Moth
cr'S Worm Syrup will ridoue Of inteSt-
inal worms and greatly improve The
health after the worms have been des.
trnyed and expelled. II is absolutely
harmless remedy to take and rs II
ouly costs D cents, all should try il
who suspect worms TO be the cause Of
their III health.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
BALTIMORE Ono
RAILROAD.

The following is the B. & o. time
card on and after Sunday, Nov.
IL, 1901.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
The Best Time.

The best time to cure a cough or
cold is when you are first affected. A
pleasant and sure remedy for sore
throat, weak lungs, bronchial sore
ness, coughing spells, etc, is Mexican
syrup for coughs and consumption. Be
wise in time and keep a bottle in your
medicine chest, always ready fur i'm
mediate use remembering the OId ad-
age, "a stitch in time saves nine" IL
is a true lung tonic and sells for only
2J cents
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06
MEXICAN Roof PILLS.

These pills costing only 25 cents
box, are the latest vegetable discovery
for cleansing, renOvating. strengthen
ing aud legulating the liver and bow
els. Better health invariably follows
their use.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1901-12-06

i. INAr VA. CENTRAL q PII"TSRURG
In affect November 25. 1900.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
DEMOCRAT TINES.

We are having some beautiful
weather.
1t must be Indian summer.
Cotton picking i progressing
rapidly.
Corn is about al gathered in
this locality.
81. kinsmon and wife visited
?. Jaekson's Friday Of last week.
Mr.. ard Mrs. P. Jackson visited
a. SAND Ridge Sunday.
Mrs. W S. Thomas spent Satur-
day and Sunday at Sand Ridge
Mrs. Annie Sorghum Joe visited
Jseksons Sunday.
Mrs. Ella Wright of Sand Ridge.
visited Democrat Monday and
Tuesday.
Mrs. livery, OF Blues Point, visl.
ed Mrs. Wallace Sunday.
p. Jackson made bushes. trip
to Lulu, Ark, Monday.
Our sanctum was frightened on
Monday by an appreciated cal.
from Ms. Annie Sorghum Joe.
r. ". Norment, OF Mason, Tenn,
arrived here Wednesday.
If in proportion to his size s
man had muscles like a flea, be
could kick q book agent seven
miles.
After man is buried IN his lit
lie lot he has no kick coming.
Some people are happy with but
little. sud others are miserable
with less.
There arc few people 50 forum
a;e that at some period Of their
lives they do No; droop under the
clouds or trouble or misfortune.
At some time grief IS almost Ger.
tain Il come. An Unwelcome guest,
sorrow aud trouble gathers around
6, causing our hearts almost 10
break beneath their weight. l, is
Il those dark hours that the hear;
needs the comfort and kindness OF
. synpatklsing friend.
SILVER BILL
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

The bridges throughout the
county are still showing the dsm.
age wrought by the heavy rains Z
few weeks age, many Of them be-
ing n a dangerous condition.. lie
roads are also badly washed, and
the prospects are that they will
remain so until after the crops are
gathered, sud the then weather will
be too bad 10 work them. Thus ii
viii 80 on from one years end 10
another With the present system
OF ro&d working There should
Be reform IN read aud bridge
bai.ding n ST. Francis county.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
4 FIendtsh Attack

40 attack vas lately made on c. F.
Collier, OF Cherokee. Iowa. TIA: nearly
proved fatal. /. cqme through lis kidneys
HIS back p; g lame tia; lie could not
sioop without great pam, nor sit II &
eAair except pE0qped by cushions. No
remedy helped Z Il until he tried E.eetgic
BtieFs- which effected such a wonderful
change TIA, BE writes he fees Ike a new
maB. This marvellous medicine cue.
o2ckaehe AID kidney trouble, purI6es the
olood aud builds ap yoUr health. Gay
. cents oo.t.e a. Danayani's drugstore.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
A Serious Runaway.

y runaway accident occurred yester-
day which resulted seriously for Mrs.
MOoueyhan. The lady was al the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. o. b. Rollwage solicit
ing sewing, aud sometime during the
afternoon was being driven to her
home By Miss Dwelling Reliwage
When they had arrived near the Nc
Daniel residence at the foot of Wash.
ington street the harness became disar
ranged aud slipped down BY the horse 5
side which frightened the snimaI into a
runaway. Tie frightened steed ran
down billiard street al full speed. aud
upon making the turn into RosSer tie
buggy was overturned and both cetl-
pants throHn cut very foreibly. with
the result that Mrs Mooney hans left
leg was fractured below the knee. and
her shoulder 6iSlocated, besides sus-
tajniug several other minor bruises
upon various parts Of her body and
aboet tie head. but strange to say Miss
Dwelling escaped uainiufed.
\ popular subscription list vas cireu-
lated fer the aid of Mrs. Monaghan,
upon which :s875 was subscribed, snd
The lady Was sent to the Rogers Iufrm-
airy in Memphis on the following day.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
-uTTLETON TIMES.

The health Of this community is
not very good az present. There
has been more sickness here the
last two or three weeks than has
been ali the year.
Will Pipkin has been very SICK
for The las. two or three weeks,
but IS improving ST present.
People seem to be getting along
mighty slow gathering their crops
around here, considering the fine
weather we have been having and
the crops being so short.
Mr.. Cornelius, Of the Cat OF, is
the only man we have heard Of
who is making enough corn to Go
him. He thinks he will have
enough to do him another year az !
some 10 sell.
Sid and Lee Mcdaniel have fne
prospects for potato crop on their
Linden Island farm.
We had letter from Bill Har.
dee recently. He IS out on the
black lands of Texas getting rich.
He is not farming, bat is making
his money Of the farmers. He
runs blacksmith and woodwork
business. Bill is one of old St.
Francis boys aud We wish him
success.
Will Weaver, head boss foy Nc
Daniel Bros. Island farm, carried
his best girl to the opera house IN
Forrest City last week. They en-,
edjoyed the play splendidly.
A great many of the people here
are contemplating taking in the
show in Forrest City on the 26th.
This part OF Franks township IS
going to be all right, we think. All
the colored folks have got religion
and the white people are good
enough withou. il.
Some OF the boys and girls were
out oat driving last Sunday even
lag. One young man, driving :
one horse wagon with two horses
to it. had more than his
share Of girls, but was relieved of
one OF them while down.the river,
4 buggy coming along which she
liked riding IN better-or liked the
driver better, csn't say which,
oHt way she rode back home in
the buggy.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
LAKE VILLAGE TIMES.

see hat Grover, Croker Dick
snd others are starting various
ones for county oEces, but it seem,
to me they are all making 4 mis-.
take Crops are short. iiues hard
money scarce, aud next year. 81
least, we should devote our time
an talent. 10 the proper care OF
ha;y and The babies. Therefore
les come to t2eit understanding
aeoat politics early and elect the
entire Old set from Blalock down
down 70 DR.. White Alley-we
e-h'i 90 better. Saeh men a Tay-
lors Williams, Mallory, Aerwin.
H2sAias. Slocz4Id aud Alley
oasi Be eredis 10 any coanty
and old St F-4aess Is proud Of
her oEaa.s.. an 5 for Blaloek
ard RgHl4ad tksy eozId not he
bo-.sa h&d Ley : dozen oppo-
nests each yo1rs for the Cd
SCI ToxNE.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
Tot Causes Night Alarm.

One nigh, ny brothers baby was
taken With Group writes Mrs. J. c. Sui-
der. OF Cri.,eneen, Ky. lit seemed tina,
il would strange before we could get a
doctor. 30 we gave il DR.. Kings New Dis
eoyeFy, which gave quick relle! and per-
maneE.ly cured it. We always keep it in
tie house 20 protect our children from
Group and whOoping cough Il cured me
OF a chronic bronchial trouble that no
other remedy would relieve lnfailble
for coughs. colds. ihr0z, and lung troubles
soc aud q. Trial bottles free at j. II
Danayant's
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

Z Judge Cowan was in the these
parts one day this week taking or
yders for groceries. Drummer,
have been pretty numerous all tht
year.
4. J. Pipkin, who has been all
Ing for the past few days, is able
to be out again.
'Possoais and coons arc ripe now
and you Can hear the darkies out
every night with their dogs ,and
guns. They say eating coons beats
eating hog meat when you have i;
to buy and pay 10 to II cents per
pound for II.
OCCASIONAL.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
COLLECTORS NOTICE

NOTICE : hereby gwen. .hst the under
~ sagnea s.osssefoE of LeTee Taxes for the
- Francgs Lsxee District Of s. Frsa.css
eou,ty. sef1ed - isw for the purpose a
building al1 Ualltslninx leyeeS IN ree =
trasSis lSFee 1tstrict. viii attend n rersc-
Or ~ teputy- ~ TIE following times an
places. for tRs purpose q col5eStInx sd nv
enue forThe year z-oI.
Nl3s1sr. October 7th % I8sh.
Madison. October 1Gst and ST
Forrest City. October 81 70 aIst
tsna-iy Vii = attached = a. taxes ut
pzl1 Ga or before D.r0ber 81. l4ll
JOHN y HALL.
CO, leefor q Levee Taxes for lie = $500.
Leyee DlstE4cs g 81 Er21cls CsaaarT-
AEzEzsz<.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
CONFIRMATION NOTICE.
In the 81 Francis Chaneery Court.
/. 4. Fltzpatrick. e partee.

NOTICE j hereby given that L a. Fitzpa
~ trek mas this GAY filed hrs petition IN
thls Court. pTaFl8S that the title 10 North oil
RIVER FRACTIONAL south hair Of section thir
teen flat township four - neTfa. range fuul
, east oe confirmed and quoted IN hin.
N08. tc5ret re. Ill persons are hereby call
g upon - appear ard show cause az the first
day u the UeAt December term of the Chs n
Gerry Court OF 81. Francis county. why the
title TO sid isCi should not oe confirmed and
4llstssl IN the petitioner.
Gwen under NJ hand a. Clerk az the Chan.
Gerry Court OF >t.Frsnc3s county, this 9Th day
Of September 1911.
C.. MALLORY.
Clerk Ct the Chancery Court
BIZ + Y. PAYNE. D (.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
Stricken with Paralysis.
SILVER Bill.

Hs1deF.oR Grirett. O. this piscs. was
~ ekcc SffA paEiiA. PARALYSIS and con
aeselg -. LIE &c q Ole arm and SIDE
After ae5rz sfe2sed D. a. eminent phx.I-
z.aa 90 ste wasle s.ih0a; relief. NJ
= l.e r@c41encei ClAu5 zriz5a's Pain
Ban. AID aster us-uE tEo bottles q. Il he
: zlcs. entirely cured -tIeoTZs z u =
O47a.1. Ma8. Lo<x1 eoanty. v. IA
>=s<EAl otzeE remarkable cures OF par
fiaI paralysis have been effected by the
-se ot tais Eminent. Il ucSt widely
snoSn, ho~ever. "a cure Tor r1egma-
-lsal. sprGlas aud a.u4szs. Sod By J. T.
Sanders
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
PSYCHOLOGICAL.

Ms 0.rie Christopher. Of e: Colt, died
Monday morning a. $50 o'clock a, the
age Of - years and WAS buried the
following evening at o'clock in the Roy
eeUessFF. Mrs. Christopher was born in
February lS-3 and was descendant, Of
the Byars household, who were among
the pioneer settlers Of the county and one
Of is feEemosI families pE.cr 70 the day
of reconstruction. Mrs. Christopher was
a deyoa, CIR stan. charitable aud gen
t.e, having been a menber Of Tie Bap,is;
church for mere taaa idEee decades a. the
.ine Of her death. She was The mother
az Nr. JOAN Christopher. a representa-
I've citizen .. tie northern part Of tie
coauly aad gentleman wao i widely
known aus hisaly esteemed.
Mrs. Christopher lived beautiful life
and Fe4ped the reward Of piety aud virtue
ID enjoy ng the full measure Of tine allot
I'D 70 nan on earth. passing into the
spirit iand calmly aud peacefully aac
vita thss assurance and confidence which
marks tie demise OF the Christian.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
Pc adj Notice.

TIE - &ausas Land Co aad all others own
is-r and section - II township nortb 4,
r4nse east. are hereby not led tnat 10 pur-
Susocs OF sn order CT the COUNTY court Ia
paws u. y. bR.res sud 4 i - ~grth 1ho
we're arpoiure3 viewers 70 view the pvgr,rSesa
p4ullc uad ruGCIGs from Lonoh1s = bsyO1 in
SECTION = Ia township north in range essr
IL UHrfa : e@E course. cEeSSfnZ section - in
townships north q range east. ana esSf1.
10 sectiO1 > a. BAscSl>G s81iuE 0a the Cnoe-
iaS oklahoma < . Git railroad will meet "a
said rssSd on the - day OF Ocsoher tesil
~ tire northern teTuinous al BtacSn.h s{,f4nr
and p-ocee1 TO vseE ssHd road and 70 asses
the damages to landow ners.
oll{s : . RAUGH
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25


While TEE TINES doss not tax {
sery enthusiastic Iateres. in state
politics i might not be. amiss Just
here 10 make : brief mention CT
Col. FL. c. Tipton's candidacy for
slate treasurer. Col. Upton halls
from Boone county and was presi-
dent Of the Arkansas state senate
during the session Of 1881, is :
Ex-Confederate soldier, served a
deputy state treasurer under the
late Thos. Z. Little and was SIP,
pointed 10 succeed Mr.. Little soon
after the lalters death the early
part Of the year. by Gov. Davis,
upon the recommendation 4 large
majority OF The legislative body
which was in session al that time.
Col. Upton filed 8 bond for ever
three quarters Of a million dollars
ia less than one week am oaagi.
fed Tor tho high aud responsible
position soon after his appoint.
ment. lie is q competent aud
obiising Official and with him a.
treasurer the fluids Of the state
sre safe. He should be elected to
succeed himself without opposi.
ton.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

Booker Washington MADE the
mistake Of his life when re &C
copied the limitation TO dine with
the president.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
Warning Order.

Il the s. Francis Chsueery Court.
Grace Battle. PlainuF.
Cast2es Lee Battle. Defendant
TIE defendant, Charles Lee Battle. il warn.
e. roeppe2r in this court within thirty d2y.
sud answer the complaint Of the pIsiatif.
Grace Battle.
, So g. B. MALLORY. Clerk.
1u8s October : 1871
;. Il. Aann. Atty for Pltf
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

20 the city 70 take treatment for his
stomach .fceb,e. The amount Of money
- paid lcg railroad fare To ST. taesr
non 3 asyr bs5ughi eaauga 81 Dr.. CaiG-
We Strap prpSsn 20 have kcpi aim and
Als sH.sEe faI!iy IN good health for SIX
mouths o. can't suffer from coDstipa
i4sos indiges.ica sick headache az Si,sH.-
aeh tEczef-s L yoz take THIS remedy. II,
SOC sn5 8 be.l.es al Il Uan.xant,s
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25
NOTICE

In the County Court OF =. Francis County
Arkansas. October Terul,-l93i.
Be u reuem o%rsd rh4t on the -th dRy oi
ucto1er. is.i the same being tie nrst CAV o,
tue regular October, lssi term of the County
court 81 =. francis County. State of ArkAr.
So snd hlle sad court wss duly la session
ae.tolioElns among other proceedings were
ssd to-viI
~ lHE NATTER or CALLING IN COUNTY WAR.
RANTS FOR RESISTANCE AND
CLASSIFiC ATOM.
On this DAY il is considered ordered and a.
-1-e4 - TIE court, that sll the outstAndin Z
warrants OF - Frances County. Arkansas, -
sued pElor u OctOoer I, 1901. te aud the same
are hereby required 10 be presented 10 the
county Iourt OF said 81. Francis County "a
TIE .3th Gay q January. "a =. Tor re-i>susncr
sfi5 Classification, and a. persons who BE-
any warrants Of said county issued prior 10
ociooer !. isl, as afoFeSa ia. sni neglect or -.
fuse 70 present TIE same as required bv tbj.
order. shah thereafter te forever debarred
from deriving any benefits from their claim.
STATE Or ARKANSAS
COUNTY or ST FRANcls
l. 7. c. Nevwin. clerk OF the county court
u sd Tor - Francis County. Arkansas. 10
hereby eTrtify that the foregoing is a Fun
true anl eunplsTe copy Of tue order OF $40
court C=.te n the matter named iu the esp.
tlnD. 3. rne sane appears now in my nfic.s
dll5 entered IN csuRty Court Record X " =,
II testimony whereof have here.
n set ny hand aud affixed the
>EAL sea- OF sad court AT nv Office III.
- l9th Gay OF October. 1901.
7 {. MBRWIN. Clerk.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

Emperor Bills got en- sgir. "
1t ia scb1ErrbaItbinde this
tine.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

TIE Only Guaranteed Kidney Cure
Is Smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Your drus
sisi will refund money. If after Ia iug one
bottle yoa are not entirely satisfied with
results. soc.
The Forrest City times., 1901-10-25

ss-s1.T ayTs: N0oN. orT $ Iscl-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
NY MICROB|HN Dinner
How Man Thought He, Could Do
Woman's Work and Was
Disappointed.
By CATHERINE LOUISE SMITH.

81 wonder, Thaddeus," said my wife
doubtfully, giving me searchlight
look, "if you could get your own dinner
tonight. want to go to meeting OF
the Suffrage club, and the maid Is go.
| ing out"
Now, it has always seemed to me
| that the more a man asserts his indie.
pendence the better. l felt pretty
doubtful about that dinner, but ]
wasn't going to let Maria know 1 had
| any qualms. remembered, too, had
managed well at bachelor housekeep-
ing for few weeks. l had everything
convenient; never made the beds be-
cause it was so well to let them air
thoroughly, and because believed in
consolidation and that in union there
is strength did not wash my dishes,
but let them collect and the day before
my mother returned put them in tub
and turned the hose on them.
The success of this venture embold-
ened me to try again, but for reasons
best known to my own soul l did not
tell Maria. simply said could man
age and would really enjoy the novel
performance of getting my own dinner
and that it would by no means prove
fatal. l resolved two things firmly
that should have a good dinner ire
spective Of the germ theory, microbes
and bacilli and that the dinner should
beat o'clock promptly. This not hav-
ing meals on time, l felt, was all non
sense, and while Maria was away was
surely the time to indulge in microbes,
for she feared them so she had given
me a restricted diet. That day left
the Office at o'clock. had been think
ing at intervals during the day what 1
should have for that dinner. I even
meditated corned beef, cabbage, mince
pie and doughnuts. All Of them would
make myself after left the Office.
1 procured on the way home the
necessary supplies. An alluring dis
play met my eyes. I went into the
market and purchased a nice plate
piece of corned beef. was about to
tell the butcher would carry it with
me for my o'clock dinner when the
butcher, who knew me pretty well,
assured me that the corned beef had
to boil number Of hours to be done.
In the reaction which followed this an
nouncement remembered that he
could send it for the next day; had
meant that all along" and l hastily
purchased some oysters and lamb
chops. 81 will have oyster soup for
the first course" said to myself. land
chops and tomatoes for the second. If
that wont De gooO, 1 0on'r know what
will"
1t was o'clock when l got home.
1t was so lonely without Maria that
thought l had better start the dinner
at once; besides, wanted that meal
at o'clock sharp. Maria had about
bothered the life out of me by not
having meals on time. lighted
the burners on the gas stove and !
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-01-26
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them, Tor reflected l had no time
to waste in cooking them. a#
would eat those microbes alive.
| Life at this crisis seemed of little worth
anyway. had read somewhere that
tomatoes should be skinned, not peeled;
| but the more tried to skin those
pesky things the more the insides came
too: A terrible expression came over
my face: I did not know but my usu-
ally kind disposition was ruined for
life, but felt sure of the biscuits and
the oyster soup what remained Of it.
Then put the chops on the fire. { It
was about Z. The chops Immediately
started to see if they could not beat
the soup and sputtered and blazed to
such an extent that I felt desperate. ]
was watching them every moment
when thought aloud: "By Jove, there
are the biscuits! Perhaps I had better
look at them" They were all there,
but somehow they looked detected.
While was finding out from the cook
book (which / Immediately eonsulted)
that ought to have put baking pow
der in them the smell of burned flesh
made me rush to the stove, only to find
my chops black and beyond rescue. /
felt myself an unfortunate man. be-
gan to humble incoherently to myself,
and l feared that it was all going to
work upon my brain. With the astute-
ness that charaeterizes me as distin-
guished from my fellow men ] gave up
all efforts. At this moment, because
all hope was lost and 1 was on the look
out for misfortunes, I cried out, "Blam-
ed If haven't forgotten the potatoes|
I had the look of one of the early
Christian martyrs. They, too, had suf-
fered and loved and lost. Even the in
vectives I had used were not sulphur
GUS enough. .a.
went out into the shed and brought
back pail. Into that / scraped the.
soup carefully. Next dumped in the
biscuit. Then gently put the toma-
toes and chops on top. This accom-:
plfshed, passed hurriedly out into the
back yard, stopping only to get a SHOW
ell out of the wood shed. dug hole
and tossed the whole thing in, Then ]
meekly returned to the house and re-
called myself on some bread and butter
which found in the pantry. Just as
l was doing this the clock struck 8,
and Maria came home.
Hello. dear!'' cried. for was de-
ternined to forestall any remarks.
Eve been terribly busy. detained at
the Office, and just got home"
'lOh. Thaddeus::'' said Maria regret
fully. "And you have been without
your dinner, never should have left
you if
By this time, Maria had seen the
kitchen. .
Maria" said selemnly, for i saw
her pause. you have been invited to
join club for the subjugation Of hus-
bands. You needn't join. am subju-
gated already. You women are always
talking of our sphere Encroach on
mans sphere if you will, but for heav- !
ems sake don't ask nae again to en- |
croach on yoursw-New York Herald.