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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

GET our prlces on billiard and pool tables
 before buying elsewhere. Sold on easy twenty years, and are made by a new vulcaniz- ing process. Old tables fitted with our cush- ions are as good as new. Satisfaction guaran- teed or money refunded. See our advertise ment of Manager Wanted for lawful slot machine. Palmer Billiard Table Works, Chi cago, ILL 9-2-2m
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18
HAS APPENDICITIS.
General Funston to be Operated Upon
 in Manila Hospital.

Manila, Sept 1S.-General Funston is in the hospital suffering from ap- pendicitis. He will probably be ope- rated upon.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18
John Moriarty
 The PeOpla's Undertaken,

I wish to announce to my friends in particular and the public i'll general that shall now give all my time to the undertaking business. Waterbury had 10000 people when I started the business, and to-day we have 55,000. This field is large enough to take up all the time of an experienced funeral director, and I shall serve the public to the best of my ability.
 I shall give the entire business my personal attention. For night calls telephone 423-5 or call the District Telegraph office. My headquarters will be at the old store of the Water bury Furniture Co, next to Polls.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

W E make Q speciality of repairing sewin g
 machines and typewr1ters. Also do all kinds of grtnding-lawn mowers, knives, scis- Sof etc Razors honed. Orders left tor plano tuning promptly attended to. Telephone 157-e Spalding combination tandem wanted. ChaS. w. Messer 151 Phoenix avenue.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

M ISS KATHERINE O. SLATER will re- @A@ sume her prlvate classes In all English branches on Monday. September 16, 1901. Spe- cial attention directed to pupils whose edu- cation has been neglected. Piano and sing Ing lessons given by competent teachers Hours from to 3 and to 9 p. m. 654 South Main street. 9-14-6
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

TENEMENT to rent in Moriarty's block on
 East. Main street Enquire at the Water bury Furniture Company's store s-S If
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

MANAGER WANTED i'll every large county 1VA to appoint agents for the famous Game o'-Skill' nickel slot machine fer drinks or ci- gars amfui l eyerywhere takes place Of of all
 easy payments. Secure territory quick. Pal mer Billiard Table w orlzs, Chicago, III. 9-2-2m
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18

ElMPLO YMENT BUREAU-Help of all kinds 4z furnis he'd and situations secured for capa- ble workers in all kinds of employment Mrs. Kelly 202 Bank street 4-25-tf
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18
WantS-FOr Sale-4O Rent

THIRD FLOOR TENEMENT, l26 Cooke
 street. Modern improvements S8. In- quire John O'Neill, 131 Cooke street. 9-10-tf
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-18
$O5O.OO

No. 125 Bank street.
Cochise review., 1901-02-09
More CrOckery News

It, dull week in the Crockery Depart ment when there isn't something new worth telling about.
 This week it is:
 Decorated Toilet sets, ten pieces to set.
 $500 to $o.5o a set.
 Fancy Jardinieres. The last lot were snapped up quickly, hence these very new ones.
 $1.5o to $5.5o
 Nickel Rochester Lamps, complete with white dome'shades and chimneys.
 $I.5o to $3.oo
 Plumbers and glasses for every purpose you can think of; whiskey, wine, beer and so on, including the ordinary water glasses and tumblers Glass Jars for pantry use.
Cochise review., 1901-02-09
Copper Queen Store
The New Samples of Spring Suitings for Men Are Now Shown
 for First Time

And with snow on the ground Incon- gruous, perhaps, but the advantage of having first choice from such complete assortments will more than make up for any incongruity
 And then, the weather isn't serious. Be fore the shears could be cutting out your order, the will be shining again and dthere'll be just such days when-"a young mans fancy lightly turns to thoughts of'-clothes.
 Anyway, the new samples are ready for your inspection and the Spring campaign of business begins. There's goodly assortment no matter whether you view it from quantity quality, style or economic standpoint.
 Serges, smooth and rough finished worsted cheviots, cassimers, all the correct materials in variety of plaids, stripes and effects extensive enough to satisfy any taste. And the fannels. You shouldn't miss seeing them. They bid fair to more than duplicate their popularity of last season.
 By ordering now one is apt to get better tailoring than when the rush of the seasons business is not more care about every minute detail. Assortments are sure to be complete, no being compelled to take second choice.
 If you an intending purchaser or just curiously inclined, we'll gladly show you the samples. You'll find them interesting.
Cochise review., 1901-02-09
MENS' MACKINTOSHES

MENS MACklNlUSHES
 Was there ever such a need of Mackintoshes as during the last few days. Perhaps you've deferred buying one, thinking them expen- sive. They're not. For instance:
 Mackintoshes in cov- ert effects, velvet collar, cemented seams, venti- lated under arms, per- fectly impervious to water.
 5000
Cochise review., 1901-02-09
STORM SHOES AND RUBBERS

STORM SHOES AND RUBBERS
 There's been a regu- lar run on our rubber overshoe stock, but we can fit you out yet.
 Surely can in heavy shoes built for just such mud and slush.
 For man or boy, girl or woman. They can all be fitted with shoes fit for this weather.
Cochise review., 1901-02-09
EmbrOiderieS and Insertions.

Fine nansooks and cambrics, sheer swisses; narrow dainty edgings wide fancy open work effects. Embroideries with insertions to match.
 whole tableful of these goods for your convenient choosing. Prices range from few cents yard up close to a dollar. Pretty big assortment we've gathered together.
Cochise review., 1901-02-09

uNext Tuesday evening, February 12, will be held at the Opera House the second of the series of inter. tainments the St. Johns Guild is giving for the aid of the new church building fund.l This entertainment is to be Valentine Fes- tival. Valentines of all kinds will be for sale to be delivered in the hall the same evening or sent the following day through the mail. A pleasing musi- cal entertainment has been arranged in which the best musical talent in the the city, both vocal and instrument- al, will take part. At the refresh ment table an oyster supper will be served. This part of the festival is under the direction of Mrs. Thomas and Mrs. Smith which fact alone guar antees the excellence of the feast. The Woman's Exchange will have fresh at fractions on sale and will receive or ders for future delivery. Prominent among these will be some of the ex- quisite paper work done by Mrs. Me- Cabe. There will be chance for the men to smoke and the confection booth will supply the sweetening of the feast. none who enjoyed the red festival will care to miss this Valentine festival and many new patrons are expected. The public are urged to attend and take part in happy evening, and in- cidentally help along most worthy cause.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

The Commoner.
La response to Senate re-
,lr,ior. Gen. Macarthur has re-
ported to the War Department, his
reasons for deporting Editor Rice Of
Manila. The General says thai
Rice's offense was the "malicious
publication of false charges affecting
the integrity of the administration ct
the office of Captain of the Port !"
told that he must give bond not to
republish the offensive charges or
must leave the island. Ac-
cording to Gen. Macarthur the
defiance and was necessarily sent
home" The complete report of
this affair will be awaited with IN
terest. Deportation is an I'M
american punishment and ought to
have no place in our criminal code.
If Rice was guilty Of libel he should
have been tried for libel. The fact
that he suffered deportation rather
IMAM agree uOt " tue
charges would indicate that he be-
lieves the charges to be true. The adj
minstration did not think the jury
system necessary for the protection
of Filipinos subjects, but are
American citizens to be denied the
right of trial by jury when they
crit,cise military or carbet bag
officials? Even those who are
Indifferent to the denial of justice to
the Filipinos are likely to resent this
arbitrary Treatment, of an American.
Especially should newspapers protest.
for if a free press is not to be
tolerated in the Philippine islands
what can be said in defense of the
freedom Of the press here?
Gen. Macarthur in his report
gives us another side light on i'm
perialism. 1t would seem that
freedom Of the press has as much
difficulty as the constitution in fol
lowing the flag into "our new pos
sessions
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Srutt. eIn Pacific, .'Sunset Route"
matter of rates to California points.
co nmencing Tuesday. Feb. 1c,
and every Tuesday thereafter, to
and including April 80, 1901, the
..Sunset Route" Will put into effect
~econd class ti"kets from New Or
leans, Alexandra ond Intermediate
p ints on the main line, to and in
;luding Beaumont, $780,.
From other points on the L. 4
N. O. Railroad, and from stations
on the G. H. & n. Railway, the
rate will be S25 90 added to the
local fare from such stations to
Houston.
From all points on the main line
of the G.. n. & S. a. Railway, the
rate will sc SIS. 100.
these COlolist rates are so low as
to enable persons contemplating i
vi>Io 10 California, TO make it-unde r
circumstances unparalleled in the
matter # cheap transportation.
E>>nrsi"n sleeping cars leave
New Os!eans six days of the week,
through without change to Caiitor-
ria, the berth rate therein being
| less than Dne-ttird of, the standard
charge.
For additional particulars, see
your agent, or address.
l.. J. PARKS,
G. p. & /. A., Houston, Texas.
S. F. Is. MORSE,
A. p. T NJ Southern Pacific ''Sun-
set Rnu,e," P. T. i. G. II &
S. a Py r. & N. O. r. r., G..
II. & N. BY, Houston, Texas,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

A green Irishman having been
ordered by his employer to saddle
the horse and ride to town on a
mission, vas observed by a neigh
Dor putting the saddle on hind part
before. Approaching him, he re
m arked
''You've go: that saddle on wrong
end first"
:sIndade!" exclaimed the green
horn: IAN how do We know which
way Ohm goin?"-Richmoud Dis
patch.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

81 have noticed" remarked the
Observer of Events and Things,
sthat the moe girl thinks Of a
yuun., uan the longer she takes tc
fix her hair when he calls; and the
more the young man thinks of the
girl the Wore the girls hair needs
fixing "-YOnkcr's Statesman.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
Do You Need Envelopes?

The job printing department OF
The Gazette has just received fifty
thousand envelopes bought at most
adv antageous terms. These in
need of envelopes will do we'll to
remember this fact before giving
out their orders. We will furnish
and print one thousand envelopes
for the price that they would cost
without the printing.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

When children have earache, sat
urate piece of cotton with Bal
lard's Snow Liniment, and place it
in the ear. 1t will stop the pain
quickly. Price, IS and 50 cents.
For sale by Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

eyes, she wouldn't speak to the
editor when she met him." sHad
he offended her?" 81 should say
he had. His society reporter called
her one Of last century's buds. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

:That man Deadbete is the
meanest fellow know" s'Why7"
ITO lay he paid me back q loan
I've been trying to get for two years
and he had the nerve to ask me
how much I proposed to throw OF
for cash. ohio State Journal.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
How 1t IS Done.

The first object in life with the
American people is to :.get rich;"
the second, how to regain good
health. The first can be obtained
by energy, honesty and saving; the
second, good health) by using
Green's August Flower. Should
you be a respondent sufferer from
any Of the effects Of Dyspepsia,
Liver Complaint, Appendicitis, In
digestion, etc., such as Sick Head
ache, Pal pitat ton of the Heart,
Sour Stomach, Habitual Costive
ness, Dizziness of the Head, Ner-
vous Prostration, Low Spirits, etc. :,
you need not suffer another day.
Two doses of the welI-known
August Flower will relieve you at
once. Go to Lafayette Drug Co. .
and get sample bottle free
Regular size, 75cts. Get Green's
Prize Almanac.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Mother--"Now, dear, why don't
you run and give grandpa a kiss?"
Child somewhat nonplussed by
grandpapa's mustache and beard)-
mamma !''-Punch
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

No one knows the unbearable tor
ture one undergoes from piles unless
he is so afflicted. Iabler's Buck
eye Pile Ointment is quick, safe
and Lalnless cure. Price, so cents
in bottles, Tubes, IS cents. For
sale by Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Venus Gin surprise)--''And you
have no use for poets7 Why, dear7"
Cupid (fercely) - s'The brutes!
Ninety-nlne times out Of a hundred
they make me-rhvme with stupid. !"
Town Topics.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
Why Suffer with Backache?

| have suffered several years with back
ache, and after taking one bottle of Smiths
Sure Kidney Cure, I have been cured.
Since then have not been troubled with
my back. Too much cannot be said in its
praise. Capt. VIM. Forrest, Memphis,
Tenn. Price SO cents. For sale by La
faycttc Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
/ Take ANY Case

OF morphine, opium, cocaine,
choral, whisky or tobacco habit.
cure it in from "a hours to five days.
Guarantee cure. NO Ill after
effects Booklet free. Price 500.
A. N. PIERCE, NJ. D.,
Lake Charles, La
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Couldn't help getting = cold never
cures it; but carrying home q bottle
of Billiards. Horehound Syrup, aud
using it as directed, will cure the
worst kind of cough or cold. Price,
IS and so cents. For sale BY La-t
fayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Children often inherit feeble
digestive power, and collie of more
or less severe character results
when TODD is taken which is at all
difficult to digest. Whites Cream
Vermifuge acts as general and per-
manent tonic. Price, IS cents. For
sale by Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Some folks" said Uncle Eben, sis
like persimmons. If you strikes
'em right dey's fine, but if you
'sturbs 'em when dey amt ready fob
you dab am muffin mo- disagree
able. Nv ashington Star.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

When pain or irritation exists on
any part OF the body the applica
ton of Billiards. Snow Liniment will
give prompt relief. Price, IS and
SO cents. For sale by Latay cite
Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

81 hurl the lie back in your
teeth.' he cried. Which was quite
appropriate, for they, too, were
ia |se. -Pniladelphia North Ameri-
can.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
Warming!

Tenderness, aching in the small of the
back is serious symptom. The kidneys
are suffering. Take Smiths Sure Kidney
Cure at once. 1t is a reliable kidney remedy
and system regulator, and will cure the
trouble before it develops its dangerous
stage. Price so cents. For sale by La
fayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Moved ami duly seconded. that the hos
lpItaI committee ADJUST t!l,: rent of the nos
..Ilul grounds with parish officials. Carried.
Nov, d and uuly secOudtC. that permits
Sou l'c -,rAntcH MIR. !. {. Nickersun to use
Mr.. .Anbrntsc NoutUu : license real
ave agent and that said Incense be trans
-e:lc.t uc>o ,ln4iN. .\doprcd.
N,vIu ~ +. i'ena':dc, seconded by {.
y. Ainulu,,, that Il allowance OF siHty $500
,ioll;rs TIC granted the citizens Of eastern
part of town, tor the purpose OF constructing
i plank walk tr,'n b. Fil<'s property near
+. lIcnianndGs store, along Nermilion street
the c,rpurate limits going east, provided
said walk good and substantial walk
four fvru wide. Adopted.
There beng no further business the Coun-
c.i nGjnurncd.
CHA>. -. CAFFERY. Mayor.
I.NirI, LA SCL.rctarY.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Not That.-Dr. kure-''1 fear
sir, that you have been living too
hi gh." Jaundice-"It can't be that,
doctor; you know we've moved OUT
of that eight-story fat."-Ohio
State Journal.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

While the Duke of Manchester
was in New Orleans he told this
one evening to group of men
friends. 1t is worth retelling:
"There once was lazy chap,
don't y know" said the duke, sswho,
although he never had tuppence in
his pocket to buy even a dram,
would never work. His wife, "
know, tried by all manner of means
to induce him to labor, but in vain.
At last this chap became paralyzed.
Paralyzed SO completely he couldn't
move muscle. All he could do
was lie still and rail at other chaps
that came to see him.
:Hls wife conceived the idea of
making some use Of him. and. hav
ing no incubator, placed sitting of
eggs under each of his arms and
his body, aud covered them with
| cotton. And every day a friend,
| who lived near by, would drop in
and say: Emery, 'ow are you
'atching?' The lazy mans name,
y know, was Henry; very appro.
pirate for a chap that was used as
an incubator. Well, one day the
friend came in, usual, and Henry
had bright smile on his face.
| The friend heard a succession OF
| peeping sounds which came from
bene ath the coverlet, and he said
Emery, I congratula,es you
'Ow many ave you 'a,ched?'
" sHonlv three!' said Henry, sbu
l as 'opes! There's honly one
drawback t. this bally job. "a!
to work twentyfour ours a day!
And another smile came upor
Henry's face, don't " know, as :
cracking sound, followed by thu
peeping of another chick. was heare
under the coverlet."
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
Are you sick? If so, investigate

Are you sick? If so, investigate
the merits Of Herbine. 1t is a Con
centrated medicine, the dose is
small, yet it quickly produces the
most gratifying results, digestion
improves, the lips and cheeks lose
their palor, the eye becomes bright
and the step elastic. Price, so
cents. For sale by Lafayette Drug
Co.
For all pulmonary troubles Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup, taken in
the early stages, proves a certain
and sure specific. 1t is equally eff
fective IN Group and whooping
cough, and if used IN season pre-
vents the further development Of
consumption. Price IS and 50
cents. For sale by Lafay cite Drug
Co.
He who will not listen to the
teachings OF failure shall never hear
the voice Of success.-R Horn.
Husband--s'What makes you
stand all this nonsense and
Impotence from the cook?''
Wife-''She does'-Philadelp hia
Record.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

If you are just hand, don't try
to be boss. You are being paid
for entirely different work. If you
lad more ability than the boss, you
would be the boss, and the boss
would be holding your job.-At-
Gibson Globe.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
5000 90

Moved 10y &. O. Mouton. seconded by +.
+. G.lard, that proposition of the Safety
Electric Co., of New Orleans, represented
10y VIM. Rec, to increase capacity of plant
the manner proposed, be referred TO the
w. ". 4 r. l.. committee with instructions
to- accept same if in their judgment, the in
crest of the town would he promoted
thereby. Adopied
Moved and duly seconded, that the w.
w. & T.. /. committee investigate the prob
able cost of furnishing the dustrial School
with water and light and report at special
meeting to be called If necessary. Adopted.
The following bills were aDDrOyed:
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

Mr. VIM. L, Cd. representing Safety Eiec-
trIc Co., Of New Orleans, made PROPOSE
l., thr Council to increase the capacity
f the electric light plant, by putting two
dynanlos III the plant. fixtures, etc., for the
.uu Of $IO4O.
Moved by G.. y. DcBanc, seconded 10y
+. Demanadc, that the capacity of the
lectric light plant be increased 4So lights
more, by the addition of two I2E kilowatt
tynoluoI and 5000 feet Of No 4 and 5000
est of No. wire, per the following
statement. Motion adopted.
Two (e) IeH *. w. dynamos 5 600 90
5000 feet OF No. 4 wire ~
5000 feet OF No. 5 wire ''.'''' 'f ~
two ~ double lights endless belts 90 90
Two (e) swit. hes .. .......... ...... IL %
Pins and InsulatDrs w 20 90
Expenses and fit $50 90
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09
CITY Council Proceedings

I.1fa'yct'c, Ia, March 4, IO0I.--The
IVY Connect IN. TIN, cay in regular session
With Mayor has. - Caftery presiding.
N.,rhrrs present: J. O. M'uton, &. ..
Mou,on, RI. Hohorst, J. l.. Martin, @. A.
DcBlanc. L. L. Girard, +. bcmanade.
Moved and duly seconded, that minutes
of previous meetings be approved as read.
Moved by J. O. Mouton. seconded by +.
Demanade. that The Council pay six (o)
bonds as $500 each, and interest on bonds
5000. Motion carried.
Moved and duty seconded, that the re-
port of treasurer be accepted and spread on
minutes. Carried.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1901-03-09

CHA>. -. CAFFERY, Mayor.
Lotus LAGOS IL. Secretary.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1901-01-04
1901 JANUARY 1901
81: No: I! u y v H. n n a Sal:
WILL NOT ANSWER SUMMONS
Governor Pingree Refuses to Appear Be-
fore Inpham County Court.

Governor Pingree Refuses to Appear Be-
fore Ingham County Court.
Detroit, Mich, Dec. Ex-Governor
Pingree, who was summoned to APP
pear before the Ingham county cir
cult court to answer to the charge of
contempt, as the result of an inter
view in which he attacked the court
and prosecuting attorney, has refused
to answer the summons. He was cited
to appear at l o'clock, but at 11:3O
the governor sent the following tele-
gram to the court:
LAS executive of the state Of Mich.
gan and representing one of the three
independent, equal and coordinate
divisions Of the power of the govern
ment, | am constrained (meaning no
disrespect to the judicial department.
to deny the authority Of the judiciary
in the premises
Were /, as chief executive of this
state, disposed to recognize the au-
thority of the judicial department on
this particular occasion, the official
duties pressing upon me in the clos
ing hour Of my administration would
mot permit of my giving the matter
a1tentlon III. s. PINGREE."
After he had given out the tele-
gram, Governor Pingree was asked
whether he had anything to say in
connection with his action.
mot a word" he answered. 'The
public can read the telegram and draw
it's own conclusion"