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New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
POOLING THE BABY.
From The New York Weekly.

From The New-York Weekly.
New Girl-Plcase. sir. the missus is out and 1
can't do thing with the baby. He cries ali the
time.
Mr.. Winks-IIumph, Some hing must be done
l.ct-me-see. There's idiot asylum only a few
squares away. Send up for of the female in
mates to come down here at once I'll pay al
charges.
But what do you want of such a creature as
that
Il think maybe She will be able to talk b,bv
talk to him until his mother returns"
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
STRENUOUS WISCONSIN, COURTSHIP.

Janesville Nvis) correspondence of The st. Paul
Pioneer Press
Miss Carrie Hugin was so tightly hugged by her
lover last evening that the services of local ply
sician were necessary to release her OYerlapged
RIBS. The young woman is well known and popu-
Lar here, and her case has attracted considerable
attention from medical standpoint.
Miss Hugin and her lover had been out walking
On reaching home they spent considerable time
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
SEVERE. But Not B1RBiROJS. y.
rom The Chicago Tribune

From The Chicago Tribune
his Is the way the boys hazed the pale. intel
lectual freshman from Boston:
the flaffaldo.' casually remarked one
of the sophomores. you know there is such
thing possible absolutely straight line
Yes" replied young Raffaldo who had never
suspected anything OF the kind. certainly"
1t is sad but true" continued the sol homore
that a great deal Of our higher education consists
in unearning much of the sCiolistic and merctri-
cous knowledge. called with which the litera-
ture of the ages Is burdencd. and in graspng the
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20

talking the shady porch. This at 10 o'clock
in the evening
Before his departure for home the strong ad-
miTer graSped his sweetheart in his arms and with
mighty force embraced ner. Miss IIuFin un-
able to sleep last night account OF excessive
pains in her side. and this morning she consulted
"A physician. who found that her lower ribs had
been interloCked Close examination failed TO re-
veal any fractures Miss Iiugin. after considerable
hesitation and questioning. revealed the cause OF
her injury
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
SH1hESPEARE'S IUNORILYTY.

From The Baltimore American
Yep" said Mr.. Meddergrass. as he took his fa-
VOrlte seat on the cracker barrel and spat madi-
tatively in the direction the stove ven I Saw
one - this here feller Shakespeare's shows while
was up To the city, an don't rightly think it
was Il very. good temprunce play either. Why
they was Il feler, by the name q Macbeth. hS
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
POSSIBLY 4 CHESTNTT.

From 11e Chicago Record Herald
4 citizen of Higsnsvile. Mo who had five dauch-
ters. saw one Of them married To "A man named
Short. The next wOOed and by Il man
named Brown TWO young men named Poor and
Little led the third and fourth daughters to the
altar, and not long II one of our Western CON
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20
SEEKING IMPORTATION.
From Pearson's Weekly.

From PearSOn'S Weekly.
Mr.. Gadd Cat the police station)-May see that
burglar who was arrested for breaking into my
house last night?
Inspector gly)-Well | don't know. What
do you want to him about?
Mr. Gadd-Oh. there's nothing secret about IL.
just wanted to find out how he managed to get
into the house without waking my wife.
New-York tribune., 1901-10-20

o.- O.. tho other feIer: Now, cussed be he tnas
says ,rs 20 .I hold enough!"' 1 don't exacuy ap-
nrori q. holdin' drink up to the eyes o the yoons
that way.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20
Deafness CANNOT be Cured

b. local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ca. There is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube getsinfamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
mir cases oHt of ten are caused by eatarrh,
which Is nothing but an infamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces.
we viii give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (eaused by catarrh) that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free,
F.J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
No1d nv Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20

~ P. S-We have now deola9"
to extend the time for this confess,
manuscripts received beI9to
Sept. LIST will be considered. WIZ"
your views. Address,
The PROGRESSIVE FARMER,
Raleigh, N. o.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20
THE BUSINESS AGENCY.

Under Brother Parker's efficient
management the Agency can accom-
plish for our members all that was
designed in it's establishments. I
most heartily commend it to your
patronage.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20
IN CONCLUSION.

The years from 1883 to 1892 were
the most pleasant the farmer of this
State ever knew. He and his family
lived a life Of social enjoyment, in
tellectual Improvement and advance
ment not known before or since
Thousands are asking themselves
for what they have exchanged their
conditions, and their better natures
call for a renewal of the former DAYS.
We can only keep the fire alive up n
t3e altar, the tnith pure and stand
at our post to welcome the wander
ers home knowing that il re-or
g~anization comes the causes which
produced the present sad condition
will not be allowed TO again mai and
ruin our brotherhood.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20
9RESSIvE FARMER.

commend organ to your most
earnest support and patronage.
Bro. Denmark is now the n
His services on the Executive Com
mittee for the past sever years have
aided much in rescuing the Alliance
from the financial wreck which bad
management of the then executive
committee had we'll nigh effected
He deserves the hearty cooperation
o the entire body. Bro. G. Fl. Poe,
its editor, gives us a live family Ali
ance farmers paper, we'll worth the
price of sub eruption. We must
have a means of communication
with each other. For this The Pro
gressive Farmer is all that can be
desired.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20

must in the future produce dire re-
suits. Alliancemen are at present
but indirectly affected by the state
of affairs. If, however, trouble
arises and forces used by, the State to
protect either side, it is to the coun-
try the call will be made, rs on all
other occasions, for men to do the
fighting. 1t is estimated that nine
out of ten of the men who have cen
service in the army during the pres
emit war came from the country. Let.
each Allianceman carefully examine
this question for himself and en-
deavor in the political party with he
afhliates to support such men and
measures as to obtain a just solu-
tion of this ~harassing question and
it's removal from the arena of eco
nOmics.
That the Alliance, as such, will
not consent to be made a partisan
political party is now we'll which es-
tabI1shed. That those who, in the
past, have used it as such we're ac-
tuated only by a desire for personal
promotion and ceased utilization as
they attained their aim is now evil
dent to all.
Something's when a county is ripe
for organization, the prospects is
ruined by a call for a meeting with
orators selected who have nothing
in common with the Alliance, and
the questions announced to be dis
cussed are at least quasi political.
These things ought not so to be. Let
Us confne the Alliance to Alliance
work and let him who has his eye
on Raleigh or Washington seek some
other route to make the journey.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1901-08-20
EMBERSHI

I recommend that as far as practi-
cable this be restricted to those who
are in some way actually engaged in
farm work.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

More than ever, since the presidency
has come to him, have all things re-
lating to Theodore Roosevelt taken on
public interest. His past record is be-
ing examined into so thoroughly that
the people will know his life as
thoroughly as though it were
am open book. Some interest
is taken in his college record.
There. as elsewhere, in whatever he
did he showed unusual energy, and
the same aggressive earnestness which
carried him so far in later life. He
exhibited a maturity of character, if
not of intellectual development. great
er than that of most of his classmates,
and was looked upon as one of the
notable members of the class-ss one
who possessed certain qualities of
leadership and of popularity which
might carry him far in later life, if
not counterbalanced by impulsiveness
in action or obstinacy in adhering to
his own ideas. He was certainly re-
garded as man of good fighting
qualities, of determination, pluck and
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
RooseOelf's Life at College.

tenacity. If his Classmates had been
asked in their senior year to pick out
the one member of the class who
would be best adapted for such SER
vice as that which he rendered with
the Rough Riders in Cuba, almost
with one voice they would have desig-
mated Roosevelt.
In his studies young Roosevelt was
looked upon-so one of his classmates
expresses it-"as peculiarly earnest
and mature in the way in which he
took hold of things" Both his fellows
and his teachers say he was much
above the average as a student.
When he entered college he had al
ready developed the taste for hunting
and for natural history which has
since led him so often and so far
through fed and forest His rifle and
his hunting kit, the skins and tro-
phies of the chase, were the most con-
spicuous things in his rooms. His
birds he mounted himself Live
turtles and insects were always to be
found in his study. and one who lived
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
HncesfrY of TIE Pretideof..

The Buffalo Commercial notes the
fact that all the presidents of the
United States have come from British
ancestry, except two, both of whom
were Dutch. Martin Van Buren, was
the first president of Dutch ancestry.
and Roosevelt is the second. Wash
ington, Adams, Madison, John Quincy
Adams. William Henry Harrison, Ty-
Ter, Taylor, Fillmore. Pierce, Lincoln.
johnson, Garfield, Cleveland and Ben.
jamin Harrison were of English ar
cestry; Jackson, Polk, Buchanan, Ar
thur and Mckinley were Scotch-Irish;
Monroe, Grant and Hayes were
Scotch; Jefferson was Welsh. Tabu.
lated, the record stands: Eng ish. IA;
Scotch-Irish. 5; Scotch. 3; Dutch, 2;
Welsh, l.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
THINK 1T OVER

If you've taken our adj
vice, your house is painted
with Devoe ready paint. If
not, we'll have a few words
with you about it next spring.
The advice may seem better
then; the paint will be just as
good; couldn't be better; no.
body can make better.
Advice: When you paint,
use Devoe for results.
Get 1t of your dealer. Book on painting free
II you mention this paper
GOOD-PAINT DEVOE, CHICAGO
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
more goods, per package, than any other.
Sold by druggists, Toe. per package.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

rheumatism, neuralgia, soreness,
pain, sore throat and all bodily suffer-
ing relieved at once by Wizard Oil. In
ternally and externally
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Higgins What are those children
running after that golfer for? Wig
gins-They think he is a bagpipe play
er and they want to bear him play.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Brooklyn. N. Y. Sept. 6th.-The secret
Of the remarkable success of the Garfield
Headache Powders, manufactured here
by the Garfield Tea Co, lies in the fact
that they are harmless as we'll as effec-
tive; people have confidence in them
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Agents and solicitors should not fail to
read adv. of Household Guest Co. in this
paper. Their offer is very liberal.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Some people seem to take out policies
in religion because it is cheap insur-
ance.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsIGHTLY.
Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers sell large OF. package, cents.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

If the way to a mans heart is
through his stomach, the way to his
head is through his stomach.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Some men are like razors-too sharp
for their own good.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

The yachting crank has nautical
talk that has never been used.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
Tor all affections of the throat and luugs.-WN.
o. ENDsLEY. Vanburen Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

There is nothing so annoying to
women as the breaking of ironed goods
after coming from the laundry. The
blame is often laid to the ironer,
whereas the fault is in the starch. The
use of Defiance starch is an alterna-
tive. 1t gives a soft glossy finish and
looks like new. Sells for less, goes
farther. 16 ounces for 10 cents. Ask
your grocer for it. Made only by Mag
netic Starch Co.. Omaha, Neb.
The fellow with a peppery temper
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Memory recalls many things but
never the money loaned to your friends
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

The contrary man is always on the
fence ready to jump either way.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
Mrs winsIow's soothi ng Syrup.

What has the weather done that 1t
should be talked about so much.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

ed toward the bathroom in search OF
water.-Utica Globe
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

Our good deeds slip away easily; our
sins ride us with whip and spur.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
Are You Using Allen. root-Ee.e,

1t is folly to tell the father of twins
that no man can serve two masters.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

For children teething softens the gums reduces In
nammation alays pain. cure swlnd collie 25c bottle
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
PRICE. 25c.

Unpleasant remarks are by no means
remarka BILE.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
As Governor of Metz York.

Upon Roosevelt's return to New
York there was a popular demand for
his nomination for governor. Pre-
vious to the state convention he was
nominated by the Citizens Union, but
he declined, replying that he was a
Republican. The Democrats tried to
Illustrate his nomination by attempting
to prove that he had lost his legal resi-
dence in that state. That plan failed
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10

The fellow with a peppery temper
Is not to be sneezed at.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1901-10-10
starches Crack Clothe.,

Better upright in poverty than I'M
orincipled with millions.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

Peruna is the woman's friend everywhere.
It is safe to say that no woman ever used
Peruna for any catarrhal arrangement but
what it became indispensable in her house
hold.
Letters From Woner.
Every day we receive letters from women
like the following. Women who have tried
doctors and failed; women who have tiled
Peruna and were cured
Miss Katie Klein, 6125 Bartmer avenue,
st. Louis, Mo-. writes:
"Peruna has done me more good for ca
tarrh than the best doctors could. l had
catarrh so bad, but after taking Peruna 1t
Is entirely gone, and l feel like different
person."
Miss Anna Prescotts Letter.
Miss Anna Prescott, in a letter from 216
South Seventh street, Minneapolis, Mimi,
writes:
81 am sincerely grateful for the relief
/ have found from tho. use of Peruna. I
was completely used up last fall, my
appetite had failed and felt weak and
tired all the time. My druggist advised
me to try Peruna, ard the relief expe-
rienced after taking one bottle was truly
wonderful.
81 continued its use for five weeks,
and am glad to say that my complete
restoration to health was a happy sur
prise to myself as well as to my
friends. Anna Prescott.
A constant drain Of nervous vitality de-
pleting the whole nervous system causes the
mucous membrane surfaces to suffer accord
ingly. This is the condition called sys-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

temc catarrh. 1t very nearly resembles,
and there is really no practical difference,
between this condition and the condition
known as neurasthenia, or nervous prostra-
ton.
date and lasting cure in all cases of sys-
temic catarrh. 1t acts quickly and ben
eticially on the diseased mucous membranes,
and with healthy mucous membranes the
catarrh can no longer exist.
Peruna True Friend to Women.
Mrs. T. ]. Lynch, writes the following
from 324 S. Division street, Grand Rapids,
Mich:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, o.:
Gentlemen-'I earnestly recommend Pc
runa to any suffering woman, as it cures
quickly. Last year had most persistent
cough which nothing seemed to cure. Two
bottles of Peruna did more for me than
all the doctors seemed to do. In a couple
Of weeks found myself in excellent health
and have been enjoying it ever since Hence
l look on Peruna as a true friend to wom-
en.'-Mrs. L. j. Lynch.
Peruna is equally eficacious in curing
catarrh of the throat as in curing systemic
catarrh or catarrh of the stomach. Catarrh
is essentially the same wherever located.
Peruna cures catarrh.
Peruna Makes You Feel Like New Person.
Miss Marie Coats, popular young woman
of Appleton, Wis, and president of the APP
pleton Young Ladies Club, also speaks in
glowing terms of Peruna. letter recently
received from her by The Peruna Medicine
Company of Columbus, Ohio, reads as fol-
lows:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

natives, and was assisted by Capt. John
Newton of the Thirty-fourth volunteer
infantry, Lieut.. Admire of the Twenty
second infantry, Lieut. Mitchell Of the
Fortieth volunteers and Surgeon Major
Harris. The expedition was conveyed by
the gunboat Vicksburg and the cruiser
Albany to landing place on the east
coast of Luzon, north Of Baler.
The rebel chieftains hiding place was
revealed by Filipino officer, who turned
over to Gov Gen. Macarthur letter
from Aguinaldo. The letter ordered the
Filipino officer and other leaders Of the
insurgent forces in southern Luzon to
meet him at a designated rendezvous III
Isabella province.
Gen. Funston at once proposed to head
an expedition to Isabella province IN an
effort to capture Aguinaldo. After much
discussion Gov. Gen. Macarthur consent
ed and preparations were begun.
Funston's plan Of operations was
unique. After being landed ON the east
coast Funston and his four American
companions were to play the role of prls-
oners in the hands of the natives, who
were to represent themselves to Agul-
naldo as loyal Filipinos. When brought
before Aguinaldo the latter was to be
Seized by Funston's native troops and
made a prisoner.
The adventure was a desperate one, as
it's success or failure depended on the
faithfulness of Funston's native soldiers.
They were Macabebes, who have been
loyal to the United States almost from
the day the American troops landed:
They were worthy Of the trust imposed
on them, as proven by the success OF the
enterprise. ;,
Funston's plans went through as well
as they had been planned. Aguinaldo
fell into the trap, was made a prisoner
and was brought to Manila in the gun
boat Vicksburg, which remained cruising
off the east coast of Luzon for that pur-
pose. His capture may mean the emu
of the war.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

81 am glad to call the attention Of my
friends to Peruna. When that languid. tired
feeling comes over you, and your food ne
longer tastes good, and small annoyances ir-
ritate you, Peruna will make you feel like
another person inside of a week
81 have now used it for three seasons, and
find it very valuable and eficacious, Miss
Marie Coats.
Diseased nerves are traceable directly to
poor digestion, and poor digestion is directly
traceable to catarrh. With the slightest
catarrh Of the stomach no one can have
good digestion
Very Jew of the many women who have
catarrh of the stomach suspect what their
real trouble is. They know they belch after
meals, have sour stomach, sensation OF
weight or heaviness, q fulness, irregular ap-
petite, drowsiness, gnawng, empty sensa-
tions, occasional pain-they all know thisa
but they do not know that their trouble Is
catarrh of the stomach. II they did they
would take Peruna
Peruna cures catarrh wherever located.
AS soon as Peruna removes catarrh from
the stomach the digestion becomes good,
appetite regular, nerves strong and trouble
vanshes. Peruna strengthens weak nerves,
not by temporarily stimulating them, but
by removing the cause of weak nerves-poor
digestion This is the only cure that lasts
Remove the cause: Nature will do the rest
Peruna removes the cause.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use Of Peruna, write
at once to Dr. Hartman, giving full state
ment Of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF The
Hartman Sanitarium Columbus, o.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

I'M AlIl|E 4 81
IS

~oS~N~~~---~|-<~~~~
Rodv of a man frozen in ice was found
IN the Hackensack River, Jersey CITY,
N. ].
Half the residence section of Macon
Miss. was destroyed by ire. LOSS
$4,000.
Nfax;can troops killed a number OF
yooni Indians and took 200 prisoners,
near San Marcial.
Now said that King Leopold, OF bel
u;um. owns an interest in big gambling
house at Brussels.
u,bora IRE 225 cannon, 80 monument
al tablets and 500 monuments in Gettys'
burg national military park.
Albert Dolly, cSew York cripple, adver-
+;sas for lame wife. Wants consort
that can keep step with him.
King Edward has presented Sir spen.
GER Ponsonby- Fame, lifelong omcer Oh
Oneen Victoria's household, with the
cana which the Queen used for thirty
years.
c,,-rooate Thomas, New York, upheld
~ rr,;ll of Mary Beach Tousey, who left
bar estate of 81, 000, 900 to the Protestant
sE,;sconal Church Relations will take
+ha case to the Supreme Court.
Fourteen japanese were arrested, Seat
+,e wash. by immigration Inspector La
vim They will be returned TO BRUSH
Columhia. First step toward heading on
40 tide of Japanese pauper labor.
n n Yerkes, formerly of Chicago, has
honcbt controlling interest in the Metro
rol;tan Street Railroad, London. lie al
ready owns one line there. ne VII
eouip the roads with electricity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1901-04-04

Emilio Aguinaldo, leader Of the Fill
Pine army and head and shoulders of the
Islanders insurrection, is prisoner in
the hands Of the Americans. He was
brought to Manila by Gen. Funston, by
whom he was captured in Isabella prov
ince, about six days march inland from
the east coast of Luzon, north of Baler,
Aguinaldo was captured OH March %,
In the country near Casiguran, nine miles
from Baler. All members of his staff
were taken prisoners at the same time
and were brought with him to Manila Oh
the gunboat Vicksburg.
Funston, when he started on the expe-
dition which resulted in the capture of
Aguinaldo, had with him company Of