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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

platform und theory too. Ny plat
form vhas 40 to /, und my theory
yhas to make you sorry for playing
some SMOKES on good man"
IND dot man he bangs me oop
against der vhall, und he slams me
down on der floor. und he shumps me
around and knocks me about till my
wife runs after a policemans. Der po-
licenans comes und says:
Why vhas ali dis row? An, ha, / see,
It vhas 20 for /. en-? Cobbler, What
you mean by dot?"
Il dunno"
"Oh, you don't. Well, do. You
vhas foolin' der Reople some more. und
| hat my eyes on you. Take dot for
your platform und dot for your theory
ind I hit you fife times more because
you vhas fool und a cobbler"
One week vhas in bed und my shop
a wreck, und when dot leetle tailor
comes TO see me und says I don't know
how to talk politics i rise oop und try
to stab him in der soul nit an old UNI
brella.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
tafreta. The skirt was cIose-1ftting in
the upper part and the fitness at the
back was supplied by single shirred

taffeta. The skirt was close hitting in
the upper part and the fitness at the
back was supplied by a single shirred
box plat. A trellis of black velvet
trimmed the apron for its entire length
and continued around the lower part OF
the skirt to form the heading for a
full f1ounce OF the pink gauze.
The corsage was made with a mar
row plaiton of deep cream chiffon
gathered into a series of horizontal
puffs with lace entre-deux intervening.
1t had broad, square collar of deep
cream -guipure over white satin. To
the lower part of this, back and front,
were attached narrow straps of black
velvet ribbon that were brought down
into velvet ceinture. They were or
namented at the top with small strass
buckles. A band of the black velvet
gave a finish to the top of the pulled
cream chiffon collar The close-ftting
sleeves of gauze were finished with
guipure and straps of velvet ribbon.
There is a wonderful display of gilt
on some of the more elaborate house
gowns Gilt embroidery, gilt braid
scarfs and sashes of cloth of gold and
some wondrous gilt buttons. The fluf-
fly white fchus are very much favored
for house gowns They offer great
variety in size and shape. some hardly
larger than sailor collars and others
frilled and falling in cascades to the
bottom of the gown.
Touches of fur are quite common on
these fluffy creations. Narrow bands
of darker furs make quite an effective
trimming for gowns built of the paler
shades of material.
NINA GOODWIN.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

fence. row WAS it about feefty Genus
dis morning."
What feety cents?"
ITO get my bottle filed"
Il can't do it"
What. Don't you lend me feefty
cents when l vhas going to make you
president? Cobbler, look leetle out
how you crush a womans fondest
hopes"
l don't gif her no feefty cents, und
she yeIls und screams und makes my
shop look like some railroad accidents
If l don't happen to hat some whisky
in a bottle, l don't get her outdoors. at
all My wife says dot 20 for vhas a
failure, und I 90 to take der sign down
when a man comes in und says:
Hello. cobbler, but you vhas der
man for me. Why don't you speak
about dis 20 for l long ago? II We
only knew dot six months ago, you
vhas president now. Sit down ind tell
me all about her How shall you gif
20 for II"
dot vhas my platform, says.
1 know, I know. und she Ehas der
best platform eater heard Of, but how
Will you manage it? Do you mean dot
if come to you NIT 81 you Will gif me
$40 for herr"
Il vhilI do so in theory"
"How ih tacory?"
4 don't know. 1ut you don't get II"
Oh. no. hen you vhas some deceiv-
ers?"
Mebbe l shas."-
"Und soms preyaricators?"
'MeDbe / shas."
| Und some tlaned old lying German
cobblers who nike to make fool Of
me. Well. yos hear ne. ! hat got q
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
a WOMAN TELLS HOW.

II cannot say too much for Dr. Perces Favorte Prescp
ton" writes Mrs S. E. Rose of Big Otter Clay Co, West
Va III eel it duty to say to all who suffer
ing from female troubles that it is the best medicine earth
that they cannot praise too highly for the good
it has done am the mother Of five children and have
been high eight days IN the doctors hands, and
less than days time until child. Then
had used two bottles of Dr. Perces Favorte Prescription
and only two hours in the hands of the doctor You
done me.n
It is claimed for DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescrip-
ton that it makes weak women strong and sick
women we'll. That claim is borne out by the testi-
mony of thousands of women who have given
"Favorite Prescription" faithful trial. It gives
strength for the trial of motherhood If it did this
alone it would be godsend to women A medicine
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
HHOGZnGHa saspd DagzaHEnfeeva.

They are types of healthy womanhood, this mother
and daughter, and their intimacy is almost ssterly.
Almost every woman has seen once or twice the
counterpart of these types Of healthy womanhood.
And every woman knows how rare they are.
Why is it that such splendid womanhood is SO
rare? The answer takes us back to days before the
daughters birth. No mother can have healthy
child who is not herself healthy, Weak women do
not bear strong children. 1.-The mother must have
more than enough strength for herself before she
has any to give her child. The average mother
knows the WEAKNESS and nervousness of those days
before baby comes. She knows that her strength
goes out Of her, her heart turns to water. She
shrnks from the agony worse than death which
crowns hex with motherhood. And each recurring
period of such suffering leaves its mark alike on
form ard face, until she is worn and wan and weak.
There is salvation from such suffering There
Is way by which weak women can be made
strong women and sick women can be made we'll
women
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

me help her 1T up cozy corner tho nrat
time 1 came home early.-PueH.
There are 80 many banks on the sea-
remarked the girl who was leaning over
the rail
Perhaps they come from the ocean
greyhound" ventured her tail compan-
ion.-Answers
Mrs. Gadabout-That Mrs. Hardhsad
next door. doesn't seem TO have many
friends.
Hostess fwearilyJ-No. wonder h9v
she manages it.-Tit-Bits.
u admire a woman who speaks the
trnth."
80 do /; but do you ever ma one?''
"oh. yes. I heard Miss Grove say AZ
the Hills party last week that she really
could not sing Judy.
Bsrtha-Im sorry you asked me 70
marry you. II pains me 70 refuse
VIII (cheerllyt-Oh. don't worry. Per.
haps you know best what I'm escaping
Illustrated Bits.
F'lasher-Do you and your wife ever en-
change hard words at meal timss7
Henpect-No; we usually swap dishes
or anything else that comes an6y.-Pick-
Me-Cp.
snyman-so your automobile came in
first. eh?
Wynner-Yes. II was close thing.
though. Would you believe II. when
ran over that nurse and baby. / felt In
elinsd to quit. but something said to me:
This Is no time for pulling sentiment -
Brooklyn Life.
The one-Yes cir; he died owing no.
body
The. other-what an unfortunate tlrne
70 expire.-The King.
Beware. Dom Paul Kruger; the French.
so they say
Hang wreafhs on their Idols not more
than day. -
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
"WE ARE BCTN MEALTHY."

81 pleased that Dr. Pierce answered my letter.
writes Mrs c, w. Young, of South Regent ST. Gee
Park Wilkesbare Pa 81 perfectly willing for you to
my and address, think my duty let the
people know what a wonderful medicine you have When
had those mshaps began to think would have
children and my husband always said that If would take
your medicine would be all right My back used to
almost break and would get sick my stomach and have
such headaches did not know what TO do they used
nearly crazy and used to dread to get up felt bad
then began taking your medicine. When baby ex-
pected took it all the time that way 1Tet fine arr
the time and get those dizzy spells hardly
have nervous headache any have perfect
roulp of boy; he is the light Of home ] now
twenty years old and my baby almost eight months old
feel well, and weigh $50 pounds and the baby twenty
three and onehalf pounds We feel very grateful for the
good your medicine did for We are both healthy
thanks to DR.. Perce's medicines"
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the best
medicine for at all ages and all stages of her
life, It is perfect regulator. 1t dries the drains
which weaken women. 1t heals Inflammation and
liberation and cures female weakness.
Sick women suffering from chronic forms OF dis
invited to consult DR. Pierce by letter yean
All correspondence is held absolutely confidential
and womany condolences guarded by strict pro-
fessional privacy Address DR.. r. " Pierce, chief
consulting physician 20 the Invalids Hotel and
Surgical Institute, Buffalo, n. Y.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
DER GERMAN COBBLER.
lie Starts Out to Do Better Than Six
teen to One.

teen 10 one.
Copyright, 1861, by C. 3. Lewis)
One day when | don't hat some cob
bling to do und vhas VERY blue dot
leetle German tailor comes in my shop
und says;
Hans, your head vhas full of saw
dust. It vhas der biggest chance in all
dis world for you to be rich, und yet
you don't see him"
How vhas dot chance?''' I says.
Cant you see her when she vhas
right under your nose? Dere vhas mil
lions in it, und yet you sit here idle.
All, if ] vhas only poor cobbler how
soon I would be some rich mans."
But how vhas she?'
"Vhell don't you hear about Is to l
in der last election? Don't one party
say it Will gif SIG for 81, und don't
everybody cheer und yell und go out
nit der torcllights?"
Yes, dot vha5 So
"Vhell can't you see-don,t you tum-
BILE? How vhas it if you vas 20 to l
man? Dot vhas four more dan any
body else, und it Will make you ia
NOUS"
But how vhas 90 to II" l says.
Why, you will gif $40 to 81, OF
course. Dot vhas your platform.
Bonner und bitten, but how can l
do dot? If I gif $50 for 81, vhas $40
out of pocket. Tailor, you must belief
vhas a fool"
1T vhas theory, Hans-all theory.
You don't give oop der money, but you
stand on der platform. You only tell
how would it be if you vhas president,
see? You put sign in your window
dat you vhas der 20 to 1 co50ler Peo-
pie come to leave DER old shoes und
talk nit you. By George, but if you
don't go into dot scheme you deserve to
come out in der poorhouse!"
Nhe.l, / talk him oafer nit my wife,
und she gays der leetle tailor ought to
know, und so we put up der sign. 1t
vhas COP shust ten minutes when a man
comes in und lays dom 81 bill und
says:
"Cobbler, I take dot 500"
But he vhas theorys, says l.
How vhas dot theory? Cobbler
don't yea take nc for some spring
chickens! Dot sign says 20 for /, und
you come right down nit der green
backs*"
I shall come down when I vhas
elected president"
oh, no. A cobbler waiting to be
president. SO dot vhas der catch, Ell?
Vhell. shall attend to your case right
AWAY before you sc, so funny as nef-
fer vAas"
IND dot man he pulls Ely hair und
slaps my face und calls me names, und
if my wife don't come in l belief he
wrecks my shop He vhas only gone
AWAY two minutes When a womans
comes in. She vhas tall und thin und
ugly, urd she says:
"Vhell. cobbler, see you vhas 20 for
/. or four better dan anybody else?"
Yes; dot vhas me. IN case l vhas
elected president vhas 20 for l."
Dot vhas good. Furrah for you, I
wish you vhas my candidate last cleo
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

which reduces womens sufferings from days to
hours appeals not only to every mother but every
father who has kept fast and vigil through the long
hours of his wifes agony. But rFavorite Prescrip-
ton does more than give temporary strength for
temporary trial. 1t gives permanent strength;
strength that brings with it sound sleep and quiet
nerves; a strength which kas enough and to spare
for the care and nourishment of the baby.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
--LATEST IDEA IN CoRsETs.

Women are striving these days for
the extremely long wasted. straight
in-lront effect, and in this corset we
have fine example of how she man
ages to attain It. The slender sylph-
IKE hips are prc1uced>5y the very long
extension of the corset over each hip.
lnls extension is maze to continue
down each side into a stocking sup
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
AMUSING BITS AND
! HUMOROUS HITS

John. the cook is reading again. /
think we had better get rid OF heE>
Is she reading novels. Maria 80
NO; she is reading Lord Beresford' 3
book, The Breakup Of China Chi
cago News
What are the aoorigfnes. par
-lnorigtnes. Bobby. are people who act
all The time the way you DO when we
have company. Chicago Tribune.
Craftord-Why do you always stay out
so latf7
crat5haw-My wife said she would have
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

port, "Aic4- answers the purpose of
holding up the stocking and holding
down the hips. In front the straignt
line OF steels and cordings taper to
narrow point, while two otner stocking
supporters fastening to the stockings
serve to keep the corset trinity IN place
and prevent it from working upward
as is the inyaria5le way of corsets
which are not fastened to the stockings
in some way.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

pb n
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ha nn h expulsion from ohi
o. American i If toward h
o Mo Siberia
nst hume they
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in United Sa
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

a WISE WORD
is
recent
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DR. v.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13

Mrs. Gadabout-That Mrs. Hardhsad
next door. doesn't seem 70 have many
friends.
Hostess fwearilyl-No. l wonder how
she manages it.-Tit-Bitg.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-01-13
careful economical housewife

morrow and the ct
of servants and eal
of anything the bN her
to send. Many do hrs
Gavad INV fOreci MIR
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
Newspaper Mems Versatility

The ''Whirl of the Town" man of The Philadelphia Evening Telesram prli.S ptars, inc following very complimentary stoC of well known Chattanoogan: l.
 ''The versatility of newspaper men ID ID continual source of wonder to me said a Kentucky clergyman, now on a a visit to friends in ,Germantown. ca'i to mind a convention we southern DaPo TIPgo fists held in Chattanooga one time; we had some of the best men in the chuTSn there from all over the Soutn, anu tue convention was distinguishd TOT orHtot ', I can tell you. But the pest speech liauI aS' throuehout the convention was the au, dress of welcome made by the May0F U ot Chattanooga. It was not only pIltlldlt pIlIL. oratorical effort. but the address lalIIy bristled with information. | leaasnu aSs Ii1 tha n I ever learned at college in a year; Ihat man could talk! From Roger WllliaIils down to Russell Fl, Conwen, ana rom | Anne Hutcheson to Sturgeon. he knew tham all, And then he told us what the | Baptists had done for English ana Amer :
 ican liberty in such glowing terms !nal
 I was proud and felt glad to pc pap, 1 tist I asked who he. was. for had | come in aftef hef had begun his address
 and missed hearing him introduced
 was told that he was the Mayor Of the
 city and proprietor of a newspaper, ne l Chattanooga Times. It was shock 10 me for 1 had made sure that he was | some famous clergyman. A year or SC l later l was telling the story in Nashvllle
 to party of clergymen among %iiIt %n9nl
 was Clarkson. of the First MethodlsI
 Church, who said: i had the same expe-
 rience when We held our conference in
 Chattanooga, Only when he talked to us
 his subject naturally was Methodlsm
 and l am free to confess that l learned
 more from George w. Ochs that day | about Mcthodism than ever learned out i of books. How he acquired the informa-
 ton l dpnt know but he had it,f and
 knew how to handle it. I haven't the least doubt that he could make an inter-
 esting address on the aurora borealis or the man in the moon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19

account of the conspicuous part he has played Tn shaping canal legislation, but bee luse he has been recognized as the highest living authority on the subject of isthmian canals. Since Senator Han na evipced a desire to be chairman of have discovered that Morgan is arbi- trary, that he does not consult his col leagues and that he attempts to give to himself the powers which properly belon~ to the committee.
 The controversy is developing the sig nificant fact that some of the Republi- Cal Senators who are members of the committee are not altogether satisfied with MT, Morgan's position toward the Panama canal. They profess to believe that the Senate has not made sufficient investigation of the claims of the Pana- ma Canal Company and that MT. Mor- gans purpose to ignore that corpora ton is wrong. It will not be known until the committees are announctI l whether MT. Morgan is to be deposed and Hanna given his, place as chairman.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19

The love of money Is what makes a man root.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
MAY OPPOSE MORGAN
REPUBLICAN, LEADERS SEEK
 VETERANS PLACE.
Head of Canal Committee Assumes Importance-Senator Hanna is Ambitious to Secure Champion
 ship of Movement.
Washington Special to Chicago chron-

Washington Special to Chicago Chron-
 icle.
 Senator Morgan of Alabama may be deposed from his position as chairman of the committee on inter-oceanic can als which he has held for sc many years through Democratic and RepuOli- can ascendency in Congress. The Re publican leaders have suddenly dlscov- cred that the interoceani; canal com mittee promises to become an important factor in legislation by reason of the fact that canal biu may be passed at the present session of Congress. They have also discovered that Senator Hanna is ambitious to be chairman of the com mittee and thus be in position to take credit for whatever canal legisla tior may be agreed upon hereafter.
 Senator Morgan is earnestly resisting the attempt to depose him and is being as earnestly supported not only by This Democratic associates. but many Rtpub- licans who feel that fair play demands his retention. For years .he chairman- ship of this committee has been con Cded to Senator Morgan not only on
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19

lis policy as illustrated in pulnns own the flag in Hawaii, would surren- .er that enormous field to the aeSIIes iot touch the Pacific at all-st. Louis Ilobe- Democrat. ao ,r
 Mir Cleveland pulled down the nag M ns Hawaii because it was hoisted these without respect to the rights oI a trlenT. n,. iv people. The fact that those peopis Tere weak was no justification of the at tempt to kidnap their country. The i'm nortance to this country of the com merce of the Pacific was not consioereo, and very properly. MT. Clevelano 5 -cS.i .,." ss was hie6lv honorable to himself and the United States that he represented.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
HANNA HAS HIGH. AIM
AsPIREs TO PUT AN END TO
 LABOR CONTROVERSIES.
Tells of, Present Plans-Senator is Very Hopeful of Bringing About Peace Between Employer
 and Employed.
New York Special to Chicago Record EJ0nald

New York Special to Chicago Record
 Herald.
 "I would rather have the credit of mak- ing successful the movement to bring labor and capital into closer relations of confidenee and reliance than be President of the United States. . If by resigning nay seat in the United States Senate could bring to fduition the States Senate could bring to fruition the strikes, locAouts and great labor disputes impossible would gladly do so.
 'I think it is the grandest thing that could be accomplished in this country. would want no greater monument than to have the world remember that did something to end war between American labor and American capital"
 These words, says Washington dis patch to The Herald, were uttered today by Senator Hanna of Ohio, chairman of the Republican National Committee, who, with his face aglow with earnestness, spoke of the progres that has been made in the way of consolidating men of millions and men of muscle in the industrial world.
 Senator is Working Hard.
 With this work Senator Hanna has had more to do than any one outside of in
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
South Carolina Inter-Etate and West Indian Exposition, Charleston, s, c, Beginning Decem-
 nA 1Q0l

For this occasion Southern Railway ol, fers very reduced rates and improved schedules. Sale of tickets beginning No yember 90 and continuing throughout the exposition Ticket agents of the south- eIn Railway and connecting lines will sell through tickets and furnish complete lh- formations Within half square ol the Southern Railway depot at Charles!on as.O eI, ctric cars take you to the Exposition grounds for cents w. H. Tayloe, A. c. P. A, Atlanta, Ga. John Metcalte' MontRomery. duV-eA'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
To Get Rid of a Troublesome Cor,

First soak 1t in warm water to soften 1t, then pare it down as closely as possible without drawing the blood and apply Chamberlain Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigorously for five minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days, to protect it from the shoe. AS general llniment for sprains. bruises, lameness and rheuma- tism. Pain Balm is unequaled. For sale by E. G. Fowler. druggist,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
HOW LONG HAVE YOU

The ten persons proving their claims to being the oldest readers of the Daily or Weekly Advertiser will be rewarded with a life time subscription. Don't wait. Find out about it right away.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
Value of piain TafE.

HARD COLDS-Peopie whose blood is pure are not nearly so likely to take hard colds as are others. Hoods Sarsaparilla makes the blood pure; and this great medicine recovers the system after a cold ag no other medicine does. Take Hood g.
 C2l
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19

Chicago has a Bible class for the elite" composed nf women only. The aggregate wealth of the members is given as S5o. = ooo
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19
Highly Honorable.

Mobile Register.
 Mir. Cleveland has never seemed able to grasp the future importance to this
The Montgomery advertiser., 1901-12-19

Recently one days receipts of cattle in the largest single days receipts on record.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-06-07
HOE TRADING B]DNS
Opened 5 Higher and Closed
10 Higher
TOPS GAIN A POINT
Receipts i,333--Cattle Lower,
Quality Fair, Supply Light
TOPS GAIN A POINT

The wichita hog market yesterday
again demonstrated its own local inherent
strength, uninhusnced By outside SYN
pathy" OF downward tendencies OF any
ether Leading market. For instance.
Kansas City was quoted As only 5 cents
higher. with Just a normal supply. St
Louis vas barely steady, while Chicago
after a day O. trading at a splir OF
strong 70 2 cents higher, closed Weak and
easier. At this market the trading
opened at q quotation Of cents higher.
and closed a strong 70 cents higher,
With active trade, keen. eager demand
1or hogs, and buoyant tone and feeling.
he supply was below that OF the day
previous, fifteen cars crossing the scales
The quality vas good. however. on the
whole. and e few car lots were extra
choice The weights we're fl some cases
Light, but usually these lights were not
skinny, thin, under-fed STUFF. but small
hogs y Fat condition There were fewer
coarse packer srU1 and mixed lois. and
the general average quality was very sat
is1zcrory- There were four live buyers
after the offered hogs and the demand
tar exceeded the supply. The wagon de-
lveries were OF 10 conseq uence, only
three punches beng CT any special size
Except for the Disappointing supply, L
was good DAY ali around. and sellers AZ
least were wen content, as many Of them
6 were in