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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-03-21
WICEk.


ja one i rozwijsja wlasna indywi-
duslnosc, ME banalnieja, ME gina
W odmecie wspolnych czech jedno-
gatunkowych.
Sfuga miejsks nabiers nazajutrz
po przyjeciu obowiazkow 6zjogno-
mil kolorytu slug m~iejskich z
przeciwka, z sasiedztwa, z tel i z
tamtej ulicy. Dorozkarzs i poslan-
ca jednoczy wspolnosc munduru,
stroza wspolnosc niedoli, a lima
kategorja siuzby posiada wsp6lnosc
tradycji.
Tylko ,,sylf" t~eatralny chadzs
wfasnemi drogami. Jeden do dru-
giego ME podobny ami ma jote.
Kazdy z mich moze udajc ,,zapal"
do sztuki, przekonany, ze Una sic
ma jej arkanach lepiej oil przysieg-
lego areopagu krytyki, kazdy toru-
je sobie ~sciezyny sprytem i pre-
biegloscia, ale kazdy czyni to po
swojemu.
Wicek chowal sic W teatrZe cd
dziecka. Syn str6za gmachu tea
tralnego. od pieciu lat pefnii funk
Gle praktyczne. Nianczyf dzieci
miodsze. potem pomagal ojcu PREY
polewaniu ulic, potem probowal
wyrabywac l6d, a po powrocie re
szk6iki elementarnej, czytal glosno
rozporzadzenia ,,Gazety policyj-
nej".
n kolei przyszedi awans ma po-
mocnika uslugujacego W gardero-
bach teatralnych, ma popychadlo
maszynist0w, ma ,,wyreczenie' u
pomocnika nadzorcy magazynow.
Jakim ~sposobem zostaf siuzbo-
wynn przy dramacie - dzieje mil
CA. Podobno ma amatora biegai
z afiszami i northumberland do
~artystow, gdy urzedowy wozny
dramatu zalewal spragnione swe
gardlo W pobliskiej bawarji. Gdy
ME stale dotknietcgo pragnieniem
ofcjalisty, Wick. znalazl sic ma
stanowisku, wtajemniczony we
wszystkie arkana tego trudnego IL
rzedu.
Peinlf go z wprawa starego ruty-
misty. Umiai trafiac ma dobry hui
NOR rezysera, ukazywac sic W rely
SERGE, gdy byf najpotrzebniejszy.
Portrait artystow wyszukiwac W
najbardziej naglacych wypadkach.
przeczuwaf potrzebe zastepstw, gdy
panic grymasiiy, a panowie czuli,
re przez zerwanie widowiska zazna-
z swa uzytecznosc ola instytucji.
Czesto dor6zki zatrzymywaf Tub "
biegu wskakiwaf do tramwaj6w, ably
dosyc wczesnie komunikowac ko-
mt nalezy pilne wiadomosci.
Wick zyf zycicm tcatru. w tel
mfodej duszy obowiazek utozsamiaf
sic p celem zycia, a zycie Same
kleiio sic z wrazen, zwiazanych z
obowiazkiem.
Gdy zaioba, Tub swieta zatrzy-
mywaiy bieg maszyny t~eatralnej,
brakio tcmu mloJlemu zyciu zywio-
"a k~oniecznego do rownowagi.
lego chlopca ME ciagnela swa-
VIOLA, wfasciwa jego wicklow, po-
netne zabawy r6wiesnik6w. lub
pelnienie sluzby ,.jedwabnei' obok
paniczow, krecscych sic okoio tea.
tru j dobrze piacacych sluzbie IN
mate ~przysfugi. Wskazywanie a.
dresow szczurow baletowych, wre-
czanie bukiet6w Tub dar6w. a
zwfaszcza porozumiewanie sic W
~gardcrobie Tub IN kulisami - TO
kopalnia zlotowek i p6lrubl6wek
Ola kazdego galopena sluzbowego,
~obdarzonego odrobina sprytu.
Dziwnie uczciwy instynkt Vic
ka bronii 90 pred TAXA spccjalnos-
ciq. Zdawalo sic, ze przyklady,
ktoremi roiio sic iego otoczenie,
splywaly pc MIN jak woda.
Ma propozycje zaniesienia bu-
kietu Tub podarunku "a kulisy, cd
%powiadai:
Mech pan posle lepiej do do
mu nam przyjmowaG ME wolno.
j panic 2 komedji. chociaz ME
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-03-21
Pewnego wieczora jeden z wiel-
.icieli Wfadki wreczyi wickowi

bicieli Wiadki wreczyf Wickowi
list ola oddania jej W garderobie.
Chiopiec diugo list miai W rekach.
zanim zdecydowal sic bye poslem
moze nielegaincgo porozumienia.
Wahanie Wicka odnosilo sig oczy-
wiscie tylko do autora list6w. DO
ME bylo ma swiecie dowodu. kt6ry-
by mogi zachwiac jego gieboka
wiare W czystosc i niewinnosc
Wiadki.
Co trzymasz W reku? - zapy-
tala 90 aktorka wychodzac z ubie-
ralni.
- List. jakajac sic odpowie-
dial chlopiec, list, kt6ry pan ka-
rol kazal PAM oddac.
- ola czego ME oddales "a
raz? ofuknela 90 j gniewnem obrzu-
ella spojrzeniem.
- b.. b.. ia niechcialbym,
ably PAM odbieraia take listy...
Wiadka wybuchnels smiechem.
Chiopiec zbladi. sposepnial, list
oddal machinalnie i ME spostrzegi,
jak W okoi niego zebrala sic garstka
siuzby i personalu scenicznego.
Pelna ,.pogodnej wyrozumiaiosci"
czeladz teatralns wysnuwaia 2 ME-
opisana zrecznoscia wnioski 2 tego
drobnego zajscia. Oczywiscie W
oczach zyczliwych k~olezsnek Week
uchodzic poczal "a naturalnego
brata Wiadki, a list wielbiciela "a
JAYNE ~zgorszenie, tax bardzo, jak
wiadomo, Oboe paniom, krolujacym
W swiecie surowosci i dobrych oby-
czajow teatralnych.
Wiesc rozchodziia sic Totem bly,
skawicy. przedostaia sic do cukier-
nj, a pred chodnikiem, okalajacym
gmach teatru. powtarzano sobie ma
~zajutrz anegdotke o chfopcu tea
tralnym, kt6ry zadusii W przyste-
pie tajonej a rozsadzaiacei go "a
zdrosci, kochanka swej siostry,
".
Smiesznosc anegdoty zwr6ciia
sic wylacznie ma chlopca. osmieszo-
ncgo zajsciem. Wiadka, dumna z
tryumfu W tel nawet ~sferzc, stoso-
wafa do Wicka system wypr6bowa-
ny draznienia pozorami. Co chwila
dzwonila nan, ably spojrzai prAez
otwor W kurtynic, czy baronck jest
W lozy z iona, 2 kim rozmawia rad
ca. a czy Karol ma W b~utonierce
gwozdzik?
Wyprobowawszy W ten sposob
wiernc posiannictwo ~siuzaccgo. po-
zwalafa mu zabicrac zeschnicte
kwiaty i W swej obccnosci calowac
je, pred umieszczaniem ich ma.
sercu. Rozmodlony chiopiec. wy
spiewywai W niemem osiupieniu
Gale symfonie bezbrzeinei mi}oSci...
Ma Zewnatrz FACIAL bronic sic
pred drwinami koleg6w. Artystom.
podkpiwajacym zen, odpowiadai
milczcniem: twarz jcgo w~yraaala
wowczas Dol tajony i bunt, powsta-
jacy ma dnie jego duszy: ale sluzbie
ten pokorny baran pokazywai -
zeby. Glossy chiopc6w gloszacych.
kt6rej reputacji bronze moze tylko
take iak OH popychadio. odparo-
wywaf bqdz irzykiem. bqdz picscia
Pc raz pierwszy W zyciu widywano
Wicka, toczacego boje W dziedzin-
each i bramach tcatru.
Sprowadzilo to nan uwagi rzadcy
i napomnienia d~yrektora. grozace.
go usunieciem ..awanturnika".
A on, ten biedny. ten wzorowy
m~eczennik obowiazku, postawii
wszystko na kartc, ably z wqtpli-
wynn skutkiem wzbudzac szacunek
Ola bronioDei przezrn po rycersku
czci kobiccej!
Obrona Ia jednak musiala zwra.
cac sic 10 coraz czestszych szan-
COW, innemi slowy. zbyt wiele mial-
by do ~czynienia. glyby wszyst-
kim wiesciom o Wladce chcial "a
pobiegac chiopczyna watly i coraz
bardziej niknqcy W oczachl. Sluzba
przestaia juz przedrzezniaG ,.cerbe-
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-03-21
maSZ grype!

C1y czaJesz sie mocno wyczerpanyu, slabym
" pier-isch. rsiounym do febryt CIV Inaaz
eiezts gtOwS. zawsze -neho " us;ach? czy ME
nnseO iesc, ami pic. AMI palicf ely wsxystko
Gle mccoy HIecierpliwfa I'D.
Toss syrnpt omv erypy czyL influspzy, kt6rs
p7zez
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1901-03-21
l..

DO tel przedwczeAuie pochIouis-
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. c, I. o. @ F.-Meets
every Friday evening, at 500 O'Clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No >, I o. o. F.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of eash
month. at 500 O'Clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. Is, a. F. \. M.-Aeets First
and Third Thursday evenings o: each month,
at 500 O'Clock.
sMy--. LODGE No. ), l. 0. G. T.-3Ieets every
" odnesdey evening, at S00 o'clock
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. Is, ORDER OF HEPTAsOPKs
meets first and third Tuesday of each month
al 500 o'clock at the Odd Fellows Hall
UNION CASTLE No. Il, X. q. .E.--Meets every Mon
day evening in their hail in the Cooper Build
i"g, at o. o'clock.
dIsPAH LODGE, No. l6, A. O. I. W.-Neets every
Monday evening at 500 o'clock in Odd Fei-
lows Hall.
MIZPAH CONCLAvE No. 16l5, ADHESIVE MoGvL-
LIANs.-Meets the last Monday evening OF each
month, at 90 O'Clock, in Odd Fellows Hall.
6 A R.-Meets every Thursday night in the
Hall OF the Knights of the Golden Eagle. l..
T. Davis, Commander.
STARS AND STRIPES COUSCIL, No. &c, JR. o. Z. !.
M.-Meets at SOD p. m. every Thursday II
Odd Fellows Hal
FRANCES E. WILLARD Temple. No. S K. of 6. E.
Meets every Tuesday evening at O'clOcS az
the Golden Eagle Hail.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
Bugs In Vegetables.

People who have an objection to bugs
in their food need to take much pains
with the cleansing of vegetables. espe-
cially succulent plants. such as aspara-
gus, greens, lettuce, etc, before cook
ing or serving up raw. If left for
awhile, tips downward, in we'll salted
water, the plants will drop an interest
ing assortment Of discouraged living
creatures on the bottom of the vessel,
and more may be gathered by carefully
brushing and rinsing the crevices and
hollows of the plants. When cooked,
this animal food may be harmless to
those who like it, but in uncooked sal
ads it is possible to swallow dangerous
germs unless they are knocked out by
the help Of antiseptic salt. The same
precautions are commended to pru-
dence and refinement with respect to
fruits.-Medical Record.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
FLOWER AND TREE.

a single leaf of the orange tree, care
fully planted. will often take root and
grow.
Seven-year-old tea plants yield four
ounces of leaves apiece, or 100 pounds
of tea to the acre.
New Zealand has in it's cdelweiss a
plant differing but slightly from the
famous Swiss variety.
An oak tree at 100 years averages Il
inches in diameter. larch 40 inches,
an elm 30 inches and yew inches.
A white pine tree 20 years old ought
to be about - feet high, and at 30 or
40 years of age it ought to measure
about 60 feet.
The pest Of British Columbia forests
is a plant called the devils club. 1t
has spikes which. when they enter the
flesh, break off and produce poisoned
wounds, which tester.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
A TRUE FISH STORY.
The Peculiar Adventure of a We'd
ding Ring.

about the queerest fish story
know Of" said highly truthful look
ing man-indeed, he was clergyman
happened to me at little lake in Wis
cCnsin, where | used to summer with
my family. One day my wife was out
in our boat with a party of friends.
She was letting her hand trail in the
water, without thinking about its
shrinking effect, and when she finally
took her hand in her wedding ring was
gone. The lake was deep at that point,
and although we made considerable
effort to recover the ring it was not
found
Naturally it worried her a good deal,
and the next year she would not go
back to the same place, nor did we
30 the following year, but the third
year we went there again, and one day
| was in the woods about a mile from
the lake with my boy, trying to get a
shot at some deniZen of the forest or
other. AS we went peering around
among the trees to get n squirrel we
had seen | noticed something shining
on twig of a tree about % feet from
the ground. sent my boy up after it,
and when he came back l was more
than astOniShCd to find that the shining
thing was my wife's wedding ring.
'IOw it ever got there was n mys-
terry at first, but | was not a believer in
fairies and that sort of thing, so l be-
gan to investigate for material causes.
The top of the tree had deadened, and
with a suspicion in my mind l sent my
boy up TO see what signs might be
above the green bOughs. He called
down to me presently that there were
remains of fshhawk's nest in the
forks of the tree, and, putting this
and that together, | came to the conclu-
sion that the hawk had caught the fish
that had gobbled up my wife's ring in
the lake and had taken it to the nest
for the young hawks. They didn't
care for jewelry and had left that
part of the fish in the nest, from which,
as the nest was blown to pieces by the
wind and beaten by the storms, the
ring had dropped out and by chance
had caught on the twig where | found
it. In any event, if that was not the
way it got there, how did it? For n
surely was there, and my wife is wear
ing it tOday."-LXchange
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsPUR METHODIST Observation-Disclosures
ing at IL A. NJ and $50 P. M. SUNDAY School
10 AN. Christian EndeavOr Prayer Meeting,
$50 P. NJ. Prayer Meeting-Wednesdays at 7.45
Pm. Rev. Vaughan S. Collins, pastor.
ST. PETERS CHURCH Rev. G. Valerie Gilreath,
RectOr.-Sunday-Mo Prayer and Sermon
at IL A. N. Evening Prayer and sermon at ~
Pm sunday SchOol-lO.t0A. NJ. Wednesdays
Evening Prayer and Lecture ~ P. NJ. Teach
ers' Meeting Immediately aflerward.
-Sunday-Preaching at 10% A.
and 71%P.M. Sunday SchOol-l112 A.. NJ Prayer
Meetfng-Wednesdays at ~ P. NJ. Rev. J. il
Estlin, pastor.
ST. POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH-Servicese every
other Sunday, by Father WaldIOn. sunday
School Immediately after service.
SMYRNA CIRCUIT.-Preaching services, Friend
ship in the morning Severs0ns in the after
noon. Jerman's Chapel and Smyrna Land
Ing alternate Sunday nights at 7.S0. Rev Ii.
L. Hardesty, pastor
CENTENNIAL METHODIST episcopal COlOred) -
Sunday-Preaching at II A. NJ and P. NJ.
Sunday School, P. M Rev W. c. Dick
ersOn, Pastor.
BETHEL \. VI. e. CHURCH-SCnde J-Preaching
al II a m, and p. Ill. sunday school Al
p. n. Christian Endeavor, 6ls p. m. sun
day. Praise meeting, at o'clock Wednes-
day evening Rev. A. B. Cooper, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
LAUNDRY LINES.

If coffee is spilled on linen, the stains
can be removed by soaking the part
for u hours in clear cold water to
which Il little boraX has been added
After you have washed and ironed
your ribbons draw them swiftly under
the fatiron. holding it on one edge. Do
this two or three times and your ribbon
will not be stiff. but soft and pliable
To wash very yellow or grimy things
make an emulsion of kerosene, clear
limewater and turpentine in equal
parts. Shake them together until
creamy, then add a cupful to a boiler
full Of clothes and boil for half an hour.
Acetic acid concentrated vinegar)
will restore colors that have been in
jured by the alkali in soap or by soda,
ammonia or substances of a similar ma
ture. Conversely stains made with
acids, which are hostile to some dark
colOrs, may be removed with dissolved
soda
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
The Marriage Cure.

One remedy against indigestion is
matrimony. AT least The Lancet tells
US that 1t is the celibate young barris-
ter, the lonely curate in lodgings. the
struggling bachelor journalist or busi-
ness man or clerk who suffers most
from premature dyspepsia because he
eats alone. He generally reads during
his meals, which is bad. or he reads
directly he has bolted his food, which
is likewise bad. Obviously, therefore,
matrimony is bar to Indigestion
Lady's Pictorial.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28

9 q - II - RIA.
Bears the n The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature si N>sHZzlZx
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
DepexV md PInff.

Chauncey NJ. Depew used to have in
his collection of curiosities a certain
telegraphic dispatch which never fail
ed to interest the politicians to whom
he showed it. The telegram was sent
to Mr.. Depew, then president of the
New York Central railroad, by Mr..
Platt shortly before the iatters cleo
tion to a second term in the senate. 1t
Is dated a few stations above Pough-
keepsie and reads:
Please stop the noon express here to take on
Mrs. Plat and Me Too.
Il stopped the train gladly" Mr. De-
pew would say when he exhibited it.
Il am always willing to do favor for
a man who turns joke on himself"
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
A VALUABLE PUBLICATION
THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD 1901 SUM
MER EXCURSION ROUTE BOOK.

THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD 1901 SUM-
MER EXCURSION ROUTE BOOK.
The Passenger Department Of the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company has
publish the 1901 edition of the Summer
Excursion Route Book.
This work is designed to provide the
public with descriptive notes of the
principal Summer resorts of Eastern
America, with the best routes for
reaching them, and the rates of fare.
1t contains all the principal seashore
and mountain resorts of the East, and
over seventeen hundred differentroutes
or combinations of routes. The book
has been compiled with the greatest
care, and altogether is the complete
and comprehensive handbook of Sum
mer travel ever offered to the public.
The cover is handsome and strikingiy
printed in colors and the book con-
tains several maps, presenting the ex-
act routes over which tickets are sold.
The book is profusely illustrated with
fine half-tone cuts CT scenery at the
various resorts and along the lines of
the Pennsylvania Railroad. On and
after June this very interesting book
may be procured at any Pennsylvania
Railroad ticket Office at the the nomi-
nal price of ten cents, or, upon appli-
cation to the general Office, Broad
Street Station, by mail for twenty
cents.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
CAPTURING A PASSENGER.
The Hackman Tried Many Pleas, tho
Last a Funny One.

Last a Funny One.
81 like perseverance in man, even
in a hackman," began Peterson, land
there is one particular jehu doing busi-
ness in Washington who possesses that
quality i'll the superlative degree.
"When | visited the Capital City, had
my mind fully made up to have moth
ing to do with the hackmen, so when
l stepped off the train and crowd of
these gentry began shouting at me l
simply shook my head and passed on.
One of them, however, was not to
be thus easily disposed Of. Dancing
around in front of me so as to block
my progress. he vociferated:
"'Hack, mister? Take you to the
Washington monument or the capitol?
Only half a dollar!
Again shook my head.
Smithsonian institution or treasury
building? Take you to both of 'em for
75 cents!
"Still | shook my head.
darlington and Fort Myer? Drive
you over and back for 50?
"As before responded with a shake
of the head.
"'Navy yard or Soldiers home?
Either place for a dollar
Another shake of the head.
"'Want to go to the White House and
see the president? Drive you right
there for 80 ccntsr
"More head shaking.
"'Patent office or state department? 4?
Same price as the White House!
"Another shake. Mind you, all this
time | hadn't opened my mouth or ut
tered a word. and from the puzzled
look on the hackman's face | thought
had him about discouraged. But as
[ showed past him, thinking to make
my escape, his countenance suddenly
frightened up and heard him mutter:
by George, I've hit it now! I'll
try him just once more? And then,
running In front of me again, he spell
ed out on his fingers in the deaf and
dumb alphabet, with which | chanced
to be familiar, Deaf and Dumb asy-
lum? Take you right to the door for
quarter? - Woman's Home Com
panion.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28

Pennsylvania RaiII Oad's special Excur
siODs TO Pan-American Exposition
The Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany will run special excursions to
Buffalo on account of the Pan-Amer-
lean Exposition, from Philadelphia
and adjoining territory, on July 90,
81, August 6, 10, 81, %, September 5,
II, II and 26. ROund-trip tickets,
good going only on train leaving Phil
adelphia at $50 a. m, Harrisburg
11.35 a. M, Sunbury 1913 p. m., Will
a., 1,,asport 1.50 p. m., Lock Haven 2.26
j.. m., and on local trains connecting
Herewith, and good to return on reg
ular trains within seven days, includ-
ing-day of excursion, will be sold at
rate of 5000 from Philadelphia, So. 40
from Harrisburg, $3.50 from Trenton,
$8. from Altoona, 5000 from Ian
caster, 5000 from Reading, $1,000
from Winchester, and proportionate
rates from other poiuts. These tick
cts will not be good in Pullman parlor
or sleeping cars in either direction.
For specific time and rates, consult
local ticket agents.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
SMYRNA DIRECTORY.

TOWN OFFICIALS.
President of COuncil-James C. Robinson.
Secretary of Council-Henry S. Anthony.
Town Treasurer -Ezekial V. Cooper.
Clerk of Couneil-Samuel J. Reynolds.
Alderman-EugcneC Crow.
Chief of Police-Walter Ford.
COuncilmen: 1st ward, DR.. 7. C. Moore; 2nd
Ward. Samuel J. Reynolds 3rd Ward, Harry B.
Grieves; Attn Ward, JOS. H. Wright: 5th Ward,
E. Marriott Fowler; 9th Ward, James C. Robinson
and Henry S Anthony.
Council meets the second ami foUrth Fridays
In each month.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28
Use Aliens Foot Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Qour feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have suarting
feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease.
1t eools the feet and makes walking easy.
Cures swollen, sweating feet, ingrowing
nails, blisters and callous spots. Relieves
corns and bunions of all pain and gives rest
and comfort. Try it to-day. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial
package free. Address, Allen S. Olmsted,
Leroy, N. Y.
Smyrna times., 1901-08-28

The Scientific American asserts that
no person was ever killed by lightning
who wore rubber shoes during a storm.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-05-27
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Special NoHces-Savannah Building
Supply Company; Andrew Hanley Com
pany; Auction To-day, John L. Archer,
Auctioneer; Ship Notice, J. F. Minis &
Co, Conslgnees; Ship Notice. strachan
& Co., Consignees; First Hop of Season
at Hotel Tybee, May g.
Business Notices-Henry ~ Clear Ha-
vana Cigars, Henry Solomon & Son. Sole
Agents; E. & w. Laundry.
Budweiser Beer-AnheuserBusc Brew
ing Association.
Observation-Disclosures Excursion of the
Duffy Street B. Y. P. U. and Bible School,
May Is.
Auction Satisfaction To-day, by John
L. Archer Auctioneer.
Proposals-For Supplies South Atlantic
Quarantine Station.
Biscuits, Etc.-National Biscuit Com
pany,
Pearlne-Jas. Pyle & Sons, New York.
Medieal-HeiskelTs Ointment; Castoria;
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters; DR.. Hath
away Company.
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Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-05-27
PERSONAL.

Alexander Hogg, brother Of ex-Gov.
Hogg of Texas, is about $50 pounds lighter
than the former executive, but the two
nevertheless bear a striking resemblance.
DIR. Walter J. Gregory, head of the
scientific staff of the English national
antarctic expedition, Is the son of a
London merchant. He was born in 1864
and recently held the chair of geology
In Melbourne University.
DIR. Van Miguel, the former Prussian
minister to France, is a descendant of
Huguenots who escaped to Germany aft
er the persecution in France. He studied
at Heidelberg, became a radical, was
banished and Joined the communists in
Paris. Later his politics became milder
and he was allowed to return to Ger
many.
The German Shakespeare gesellschaft
celebrated the birthday of the great Eng
lish poet at Weimar with all the Gus
tomary enthusiasm. Herr Won Possart,
the manager of the Bavarian Court The
alter at Munich, gave a lecture upon
Scenery" in Shakespeare's time, which
was illustrated with model of the prim-
tive Elizabethan stage. The meeting, at
which several English and American
guests were present, was presided over
by the venerable DR.. Oschelhauser, one
of the founders of the society, who is
now in his eighty-first year.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1901-05-27
Arms and Men.

Once upon a time, says the Detroit
Journal, there lived two kings. by name
Ethelstane and Ethelward.
Now both of these~kings, simultaneous
ay, as it CHANGED, dreamed of universal
peace, and proposed as with one voice the
disarmament of nations.
Hereupon each of the kings. Ethel
stane equally with Ethelward, fell to
felicitating himself upon having been the
first to conceive of this excellent project
1T is my ideal! quoth Ethelstane.
Pardon me- it is my ideal? protested
Ethelward
Al first the kings were courteous
though insistent, but presently their blood
warmed, neither being at all given to
yielding, until they were finally quite be-
side themselves with anger.
I'VE shall see whose idea it isl! thun-
dered Ethelstane, placing himself at the
head of his army and marching boldly
into the domains of Ethelward.
I'VE shall indeed seer roared Ethel
ward, gathering his forces to meet the
invader.
During ten long years the war proceed
ed, with varying fortunes, until both
kingdoms were devastated and depopu-
lated. At last Ethelward fell by the
sword of his foe.
1T was my ideal" exclaimed Ethel
stane, not forgetting to fall on his knees
and humbly thank the God of Battles
This story of Ethelstane and Ethel
ward makes it very plain indeed that
there are some things which cannot be
settled save by an appeal to arms.