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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Ought TO !. Keep Fee. J. q cash 4. ,. \.

ii Wife---IIenry, can you let me have
some money to-day? .E&5@8
ausb and--What did you do with that
dollar I gave you last week? 83@4.
Wife (good-naturedly)--W I had
to have a new bonnet and heavier
wrap, and Willie and Katy needed new
shoes, and John had to@ have a new
suit, and Frank a new hat, and Caro-
line a new gown, and Mary a pair Of
gloves, and David an overcoatJ -and
and-and, really. Henry, 4 don't re-
member what did with the change.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
MODERN ROBINS ON cRUsoEs.

MODERN ROBINSON 5CRUSOES.
Flung Upon Rocky Island, They Make
%5s Daring Escape. 8 s
Two days and nights cast away upon
a little rock island jltting up through
the turbulent waters Of Deception pass,
on the Pacific coast was the unusual
and unpleasant experience Of John
Lewis and G. +. Mitchell. Their res
cue, half-famished and athirst, was
scarcely less remarkable than the acct
dent itself. Lewis and Mitchell, both
experienced sailors, were cruising
among the islands Of the lower sound
in an open center board sloop about,
#26 feet in length. From the waters ".
ing between WILDLY island and the
mainland they attempted to pass to
the open straits of F'llca through De-
5ception pass,-a most dangerous chan
mel, even in summer weather and at
this season, in the full sweep Of the
winter tides, a regular maelstrom.
About midway in the pass the boat
was caught by a whirlpool and swept
up against one Of the many little rock
Islands. Lewis and Mitchell scrann-
bled out on the rocks, and while look
ing for place where the boat might,
DC safely noored, a twist OF water!
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Railroading an 'HreIsanfl.

~ 1 ue idLeSI 4lIO1l @lFelduQ:* g.
Z "A somewhat nervous English tour
list vouches for the genuineness Of the
following incident of Irish travel: L. 4
5'.The train arrived some twenty min
utes late, at a small station, and the
engineer inquired Of the station mas
ter. Did the express go by yet, Tim 2
Tt did not was the answer. Indecis-
ion on the part Of the engine driver for
a moment, when he cheerfully ex-
claimed: .Ah, well, we must chance
it. as he blew the whistle and started
off on the single line. London Out;
look. q, 2 s5t,4 IS ss .9- u <.s4
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
An Instances.

#.# Thomas, 8 said the teacher OF the
class. il physiology team you give II a
familiar instance Of the power of the
human system to adapt itself to
changed scondit lions ~ 4s
d - es'In, Z responded Tommy Tucker.
my I'M 81 Aunt Abagai Il gained 100 pounds
8 in flesh in sless'n a year, an her skin
sdidn't crackIa particle. 81 Chicago
Tribune. BIS
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

What reason did spif11ns present for.
wishing to obtain a divorce ~ we asked.
We'll was the reply, The said he
was born q. bachelor, and wished to-
revert to the single typ ''--Pittsburg
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
An Inapossibiiify,

s Col. Glossypate las, my sons ex-
trayagance will bring my gray hairs ID
sorrow to the grave!
augEter--N onsense, papa; you
know your dear old head is Iopelessly
bald Exchange i8 sR
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
a .rra:Yeler,a Onininr n

Mrs. Quizzer (Who wants to know
mething)-NoW, what do you consid-
er to be the most curious thing you
ever saw, professor? a
+ Prof. Trotter--A woman, madam.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

rheumatism. neuralgia, soreness.
pain, sore throat and all bodily suffer
ing relieved at once by Wizard Oil. In
ternally and externally
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Very Strange.

Brooks--Harduppe says he. took a
stranger for you yesterday. .&
Rivers-That's funny. Now to-day
he took me for a stranger. @$
'How's that?'' l, B.. @5
He wanted to borrow $40 from me-
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Arc You Using Aliens Foot Ease7

It is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
oot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress. Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Anot b err View Of Charity.

What is true charity, but giving
with liberal and willing hand ?"
by no d means When you know
some things about another fellow, the
charity might consist in giving nothing
away. Philadelphia Times. 81 fss1@s1 .a
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
6be 6rir1ifY Ri:Oer.

takes a general southwesterly course
passing Houston and reaching Calves
ton bay. The greater part of the dis.
lance the river is narrow and flows:
in a channel cut deep. The current is;
not swift. Except in time of flood the
water is clear, but dark-hued. In char
acter the Trinity is entirely unlike
most western rivers, which spread
over wide channels and abound in
fsandbars. 1t is an ideal stream for
canalizing. The principal drawback
is the fringe Of luxurious tree growth
along the banks. The cottonwoods ana
other trees grow old and fall into the
river. ~ II,
~s~->~-~@~e~~-~.o---~-
swept the painter from their CRASH
and the boat went Whirling down the
pass toward the straits. The shores
on on 4 both sides Of the8pass are precipi-
t t1lt There are very few houses along
them, and none within sight. of the
rock roc pom which the men were strand
ed. Steamers. avoid the pass during
the winter season. The situation
seemed desperate. There was no fresh
vat on the rocks and scarcely a scrap
.of vegetation After two days had
passed fes:' without a sign Of relief, they
To- found IND q bito driftWood on the rock.
capable Of supp orting on the water the
weight vel Of IF. one man. Lots were cast.
and it fell to Lewis to make the desper-
at. ate (. effort. Astride the timber, he IN
trusted himself to the waters, and.
twisting and turning, was carried out
to to- theSstraits Outside the mouth az
the pass, the man and his singular
craft raft happen to attract the attention Of
the htkeeper at Dewey Lewis was
picked up, and with. the assistance of
the lightkeeper and others went back
and brought Mitchell from the rocks.
. y q lizard were a secret, by The time
rrrfxy LII n
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
HisI, Sit ssatagy.

WE CAN SELL TOUR BUSINESS, Have sorne
astractiye openings In: all lines References
Odlum- Kurt zrnan Co. Phoenix Bid Minneapolis.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

Captain hat is strategy in war?
Give me an instance Of it. i
Irish Sergeant .-W ell, strategy is
when We don't let the enemy discover.
ye are out Of ammunition, but keep
right on firm London Tit Bits.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
CO ~, = ), A %

Cy Nick on don't catch me tying
myself TO any nannby pamby female
Cor life. 883ss
Miss Thrust dare say rot, Mr..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11
Do 9our Feet Ache ana Burny

e Shake into your shoes. Mems Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
.eorns, Bunions, Swollen Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE
Address Allen s: Olmsted. Leroy, N. X.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

Onions are good for chest ailments
and colds. but do not agree with all.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

When the tree falls every one runs
to gather sticks.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

Lettuces are very wholesome. They
are slightly narcotic and lull and calm
the mind. i35
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

In his thirteen hour talk against the
river and harbor bill Senator Garter,
of Montana, made famous the Trinity
river. The senator had never seen that
wonderful stream and many people
never knew Of it until they read of it
in his speech. The Trinity heads in
North Texas, miles to the northward
of Fort Worth. 2,s It semi-circles that
live city and railroad center The low
er suburbs of Fore Worth in the Trim
ity bottoms are sometimes partially
submerged when the river booms.
From Fort Worth the Trinity pursues
a crooked course though the magnif-
cent .alluvial to Dallas. Thence it
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

TO CURE "A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE T = LET'S. Al
druggists refund the money II It fails to cure
e, wv. Groves signature is on the box. zoe 5s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11

. ! g lizard were secret, by The time
three women had passed it along III
would be an alligator.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1901-05-11


The Best OF Tonics.
Hon. w. c. Chambers, Chief .Iusflce
or Samoa, says: 'tghaYe tried one boz,
re OF Peruna andI can ffufafugIy say IL
Is one OF the best toaicsl ever used. %
"A Grand Tonic. x
Mrs. Gnfdley, mother OF caoaaas,
Gr1dley, OF the ssOlyn1pia, writes: sty,
used Pefuna and can Faithfully say n
Is grand ionic. - :.
For OYerWorE,.
Mr. Tem johnson, q prominent actoa
OF Washington, ID. C., writes from
Fourteenth and ssI'' streets ssffa fha
effort TO improve q. condition i71paarea
BY 0Yerw0rk, I rave found s7ofElne
fhae has done as much good as Pee
fUna. -
For 9 Worn-ouf SYSTEM
Mrs. Catherine Toak, President ssNass
kyffen Association, . 56H9 COTTAGE
Grove avenue, Chicago, H.. wrlfeaa
. - ! often advise Persna ia cases offs
Wosn-oue sysfem end q broken dowa.
constitution. =
The bee., 1901-05-23

Of its natural supply Of blood. This sets
up all sorts OF functional irregularities
so common to people who spend much
time indoors. Peruna cures these afYec-
tions by regulating the supply Of blood
and giving to each part OF the system
exactly that portion OF the blood TO
which IL is entitled.
By producing . natural appetite, cor
recting digestion and regulating the
supply Of blood in the system. Peruns
removes the cause of thousand and ons
maladies very common In warm
weather.
The fatigue and Lsnggor Of hof
weather Is directly dae to Impoverished
blood. THIS condition prepares the
way for fhe advent Of almost any dis.
ease. Peruns protects the system
against the ailments Of summer by for.
fifyigg II with . regular supply of fhe
best blood.
A book entitled "Summer Cstarrhs
sent free by The Psruns Medicine Coz
Columbus. Ohio.
The bee., 1901-05-23

Henry G. Jones returned Friday
afternoon from the Philippines. He
was not expected until Monday and
his homecoming was hailed with
much joy by his mother and other
relatives. During his three years
service in the Volunteer Army he
has visited Cuba,th Philippines and
various points in the United States,
had rose to the rank of First Ser
geant. He hasn't had days sick
and is looking fine.
The bee., 1901-05-23
WEST VIRGINIA TO EN-.
FORCE THE LAW.
Husbands Failing to Provide for Fsmi.
lies Will Be Punished.

Moundsville, w. Va. May 21.-
A new law went into effect in
West Virginia yesterday, and al
ready it is bearing fruit. 1t was
secured by the State Humane
Society, and provides severe pen
alties for able bodied men who
neglect or refuse to provide for
their wives and families. The
State Humane Society officers
are entrusted with its enforce
ment. In this city, last night, in
Justice Pierce's Court, James
Marshall was fined 81 and costs
for drunkenness, and when HUI
name Officer Echols presented
the additional charge of refus-
ing to support his family he was
sent to jail for sixty days.
In Wheeling there are five
cases to be tried on the same
charge, all brought by Humane
Officer Echols. Reports from
Huntington, Charleston and
Parkersburg are that the humane
officers in those counties are
equally active, and it is thought
that dilatory and idle husbands
will soon all be in Jail or driven
from the State.
The bee., 1901-05-23
CONDITIONS IN MANILA.
Arrcsted-Trias to Try His Infu-
ence-ConGressman Hall.

Manila, May 21.-Gen. Macarthur
celebrated the sure nder of the insur-
gent generals Mascardo and LacuLa
by releasing 900 Filipino prisoners.
Gen. Moxica, the insurgent chief on
the Island of Leyte, has surrendered
with 90 mon. the remnant of his conf
pand.
The president of the Island of
Lubang, which lies northwest of the
Island of Mindoro. has been arrested
and brought to Cavite, charged with
being an acomplice of the insurgents.
Gen Trias has started on his visit
tn the ingurgent leader Belarmino,
who is operating in the Province of
Albay. in southern LuZon. Trias will
try TO induce Bellarmino to surrender.
Congressman Hall leaves Manila to-
Gay for Iamboangc. lie expresses
himself rs pleased with conditions
here.
The bee., 1901-05-23
nneasemeni Anneuncea.

London, May 2s s.l'hc engagement
~ Lady May SuckWlle to Hamilton
Dent H. ungeV.eeG
The bee., 1901-05-23
REFUSED TO SWEAR TO IT.
Bonine Refuses to Make Oath
to Her Confession.

Washington, May 22.-Mrs. l.. i.
Boninc, whose maiden name was Lulu
Ida Henry, of Macon, Mo-, has con-
fessed to having shot and killed James
:. Ayres in his room at the Kenmore
hotel. Washington. She claims that
the shooting was done with Ayres'
own pistol. with which he had at
tempcd to coerce her into submitting
TO his improper advances.
The coronerjs jury returned a ver-
diet to the effect that Ayres was
killed during a conflict between him
self and Mrs. Lola Ida Henry Boninc.
The woman was held for the grand
jury. '(
Mrs. Boniuc. after making the con-
fession. had consulted a lawyer. and
he advised her to avoid anything in
the 1naturc Of assisting the prosecr:-
tioH. When the confession was pre-
sentcd to her she positively refused o
make the desired affidavit. After the
coroner's jury had rendered the yer.
dict Mrs. Bonine was removed to the
city Jail
The bee., 1901-05-23
Ex-CoNGRESSMAN BoUTELLE.
The Distinguished Statesman aud
Retired Naval Captain Dies
of Pneumonia.

Boston. May 3D.. Former Congress
man Charles \. BCutelle. of Bangor,
Ne. died, yesterday. at the Mclean
asylum. Waverly. where he had been
confined for year with brain troub-
lie. Death was due primarily to pneu-
mcnia, which developed last sunday.
Mr.. Bou;elle's daughter Grace, who
has been at the head of the household
since her mothers death in 1892. wa
at the bedside.
, Mr.. Boutelle was 62 years of age,
and on his retirement from congress
last winter, was placed on the retired
list of the navy as q captain. an Of
flee to which he was eligible by rea-
son of civil war and congressional
committee services.
The bee., 1901-05-23
A MISSING MONEY PACKAGE.
A Package Containing Eight Thou
sand Dollars, Sent by Regis
tered Mail. Missing.

Kansas City, Mo-, May 22.-A pack
age containing $1,000 in currency,
consigned by registered mail by the
National Bank of Commerce TO u
bank i'll Great Bend, Kas., has disap-
peared, and detectives are working On
the theory that it was stolen by u
postal clerk. y postoffice employe in
Kansas City is under surveillance.
The money was in greenbaoks The
package was registered here. bur sent
by mistake to Larned, Kas.. instead of
Great Bend. The mail pouch indicat-
ed that ii had been tampered with.
The bee., 1901-05-23
II ought to have q place

In the house. II oughf TO have q place
In every home.
"The longer use 1t the better like
1t. 1 would not give your book, "The
Ills Of Life" away for any price IL I
could not get another"
Nervousness is due to bloodlessness
The bee., 1901-05-23
The rurk wlll MAJ. Amends.

Constantinople, May sO.-Ahmed
Tewfik Pasha, Ottoman minister of
foreign affairs, called upon the am
bassadors, Friday, and notified them
of Turkeys desire o re-establish the
status quo ante in the postal question
and her intention to send high
functionary, probably the foreign
minister himself, to apologize for the
violations of the foreign mail bags.
The ambassadors met Saturday at
the residence of the German ambassa-
dor to determine what attitude TO
adopt in view of the complete sub
mission of the sublime porte.
The bee., 1901-05-23

The Z. NJ. w. in Hopkins
county has almost become thing
of the past and it is a source of
deep pleasure to note the space
in front of the depot where the
agitators were wont to congregate
and emphasize their eloquent
effusions with wildly erratic
gestures is once more clear and
open to the travelling public.
Over the hills and dales of old
Darlington where, only a short
time since, the wild and savage
U. M. prowled with evil intent,
with a bottle of mountain dew in
one pocket and a gun in the
other and ever and anon would
shoot several holes in the atmos-
phere and whoop, all is quiet
and peaceful. and naught is.
heard save the song of the bank
mule and the lay Of the indus
trious hen as they 80 to their
daily avocation.
The L. M. w. came and they
also saw, and what they saw kept
them from conquering. They
saw 1000 sober, industrious,
contented men who were moving
along the even tenor of their
way. They saw happy homes
built up by the fruits of industry.
They saw the most contented and
happy lot of miners on the face
of the earth and all of them eat
ing three square meals per diem,
and in the face of all these facts
they had the nerve and monu-
mental gall to ask them to come
out and join the U. M. w and
eat beans with them.
There is no doubt but the U.
M. w. is a good thing to let
alone. They have fought a good
fight in Hopkins County, but
they did not keep the faith.
They also fought the st. Ber-
nard Coal Company with a per-
sistency worthy of a better
cause, but their fight was hope
less and they are surely passing
away. No more will the bar
keeper in Madisonville dish out
bug juice and tanglefoot to them
at 10 cents per drink, for they
are going where the woodbine
twineth and their swift feet will
soon be making pigeon-roed
tracks in the ever shifting sands
of eternity. TDMIE.
The bee., 1901-05-23
n KRS. ELMER FLEMING, Of
N Minneapolis, Mimi, writesfrom
2h35 Polk atreat N. E.

IN M rs. II Ia M r. II FILE lNty OF
N Minneapolis, Mimi, writes from
2535 Polk street, N. E.:
al have been troubled all my life with
cstarrh. took Peruna for about three
months, and now think L am psrma-
nently cured. L believe that for catarrh
In all its forms Psruna is the medicine
OF tho age. 1t cures when all other
remedies fail"
Mrs. G. Nickel. Hebron, Neb., writes:
81 suffered from weakness for ten years.
The least exsrtion caused me pain in
the middle Of my chest and difficulty in
breathing. When would awake in the
night my heart would palpitate SO that
1 often could not sleep. I took Peruna
and now I can do all OF my work easily
without getting short of breath.
"Peruns Is the best medicine for me.
Il strengthens my nerves. IL Is JUST
Whist I need. As long rs Inse Peruns !
do not know snyfhing sbonf weakness.
az have never found medicine that
makes me feel so strong and vigorous
ssPeruna. IshsH always keep Peruus
The bee., 1901-05-23
Mrs. McK,nicy's Condition EScei,cn

san Francisco. Nlay 2O.--At . y. IN.
Secretary Cortelyou gives ont the iol-
lowing statement:
Doctors llirschfelder and Gibbons
met DR.. i,iNey at $50 p. m. They ind
that Mrs. Mckinley improvellent
has continued through the day, and
that her condition tonight is cSccl-
lent. DOCTORS llirschfelder, Gibbons
and Cushing will meet Dr. RiNey at
1l:30 a. m tomorrow"
The bee., 1901-05-23

supply Of pure red blood. Thus il is
that Peruna is . natural tonic. 1t does
not temporarily stimulate the nervous
system, but permanently invigorates it.
Peruns regulates the supply Of blood
to the various parts Of the system.
When one part has more blood than it
ought to have, another part is deprived
The bee., 1901-05-23
COL. MILLS is SUSTAINED.
missed and Six Others Suspend
cd-tction Approved.

Washington. May s2.-Sccrrtaly
Root has approved the action of the
board OF officers "a; the West Point
military academy which recommend
the dismissal of five cadets and the
suspension of six others. This sus-
tains the course of Col. Mills and the
other officers in the recent disturb
ances at the academy.
The bee., 1901-05-23
DESTROYED BY AN AVALANCHE
The VILLAGE of Aurenzn Buried Vndcs
the snow With Unlsnown Nam
ber Of Fatalities.

Milan, May 2a.-Thc village OF
Aurenza has been partly destroyed By
an avalanche. The number Of fatal.
ties is not yet known, but already IT,
corpses have been recovered.
The bee., 1901-05-23

OF nerve centers.
To enrich tn .
blood Is to cure
nervousness. Dis
eases of the ner-
vous system calls
for moro blood and
better blood. Pc
runa'answers this
call by giving the
gVgtam n DArf9Ct
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1901-05-23
A BLIND MANS MAG AzINE.

Assistants in the department for the
blind OF the PhiladelphiasFre Library
have been aware for some time of the
great need for magazine printed in
embossed type. Many standard works
OF literature have been published thus,
but III order to inform themselves upon
current events the sightless have been
compelled to rely upon their less
afflicted friends: yet there is nothing
more salutary for tho blind than to
keep the mind continually occupied
with the affairs of active normal life.
To meet this need the Great Round
World, monthly magazine published
in New York and devoted to the review
OF current events all over the globe, is
about to issue a ''sightless edition, /"
in embossed characters, which will
make its first appearance on or about
March 18th. The new publication will
present curious appearance, having
neither advertisements nor illustra-
tions. The latter would be obviously
useless, even II they could be produced
satisfactorily, and advertisers will
probably not consider it paying, at
first, to present their goods for the con
sideration of the Blind.
Blind persons who have familiarized
themselves with New York Point or
line letter may not be able to avail
themselves at once of the new maya
zine, which is to be embossed in
American Braille. The latter system
was selected as being really the best,
and the print will be spelled out 10
full, with no oontractions or unusual
authorizations. The difficulty men
toned, however. can speedily be over
come, 1t being stated by authorities
among them Edward d. Allen, superin.
tendent of the Pennsylvania Institu-
tion for the Blind-that anyone who
has once learned any system OF en-
bossed characters can easily take ul
another. The great difficulty is in
learning to read with She fingers at all.
OF couise, no publication Of any
kind could be conducted proftably
without the support of advertisers.
This sightless edition lie destitute oil
these, and in issuing it the publisher:
only hope to cover expenses. They ar.
launching the project, as they explain
editorially, trusting that the American
public, which promptly donated largs
numbers of books to found libraries Il
the Philippines and Cuba. will not b,
less mindful of the claims OF unfortu
mates at home.