davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-10-23

al pequeno sufrientc; produce un sueho natural o
pierta con mucha viveza. Es muy agradable al pc
adar. Calna al nino ap,&nda las enclas, al,via to
e canod a. % psq Ia oa are
suta DC la asntioton Dc oSras eagsas Tensr 60
dosa 81 meJor de todo
La novilla que ell cu1a de AFRO
20, rega]aba q la persona que hpbie
ra contribute ra-s ell rreglo de
la Iglesia parr,quial con diez cen
tavos, le TOGO al n6mero 274.
Sc ha nombra1o secretario de
Is G ,rte d Policia de Aguas Bae-
mas q don Jose Ma Berries.
Han sido puesto en- liberta d
Jose Espsds Rivera y Jose Bsnigo 70
Fe}iciano de5enidos en- la carcel de
Ponce y jose Felix Maldonalo que
sufrfa condena ea Ia de Mayaguez
A LOS HACENDAD0s.- Ninguna
fabrica de azdcar podr; trabajar bien sin un
Triple Efecto, 6 Evaporador Multiple. 81
aparatos "Lillie'' es de mas superoridad que
ningdn otro sistema, y mas economico.
Para precios particulares
Dirijirse a. R. A. Macte,
Unico Agente ell P. RI
Gale del Cristo No 1.
bOu Jt St JESUS 0Te n. LA tO-
ma 10 possession de su cargo de Fis-
cal municipal Suplente Ga Santa
Isabal.
A las once y vejnte y seis mi
nutos de Ia manana d, aver Sc h
exp perimentado en- es5s Capital, up
tenn b or de TERRA, bsstsnte sen sible,
Fue do muy corta duraci6n; per
energica la sacudida.
Borinquef1as: NADIA, NADIA h y
que tanto lame Il stsncion COMO
una muisr con mantilla espanols,
cautiva Ell ceras6n del hombre; 10
entu usiasma y enamora y esclama,
Viva Sevilla! y las preeiosas nan
tlllss qua 81 so venden Ell EEL Gle
TO-, Fortaleza 25. co'ch ones q 50 90
piques brillanina centavcs.
Desae que el amigo Soliveras
hs introducido en- su establecimien-
to Gel Ahorro., San Justo %, la
venta de encurtidos al detail, no hs
familia que carezcaa de este de'icio-
so aperitivo. Rekuer iese que al Iii lss
libras equivalen q 460 gramos, que
es el peso complete.
Manana Sc veran en- la corts de
Distrfto los juicios orales de Miguel
Martinez por robo y Amelio Rodri-
guez por iesiones.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-10-23

Clemsnte Perez Roman, Sa-
bat Soto Medina, Felix Serrano y
Bonifacio Ramos han irgtes 10 en-
Ia carcel de es5a ciulad para cun n
pl'r condena
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-10-23

Golata americana solve Wit
tier. .-Sa io del puerto de New York
ell 10 del corrisnte con- de ,tino es-
tn
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1901-10-23

CoNsEJo LAS MADkEs lei jarabe calmante
De sod debe be u empre los ~ nos esn
al pequeno sufrientc; produce un sueho natural o
tranquilo, avando al milo de dolor e angefto dey
pierta con mucha viveza. Es muy agradable al pa
ladar. Calna al nino ap&nda las encias, alivia to
dos dolores, ayuda al 7enSo, regua loe intestnoa
este mejor conocido remedio para la diarrea,
sulta de la dentioi6n dc otras oausas. Tenar on
do pedtr por "Jeraha GalInanteds Mr.. Wion
dosar el meJOr de todo
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
One Way of Getting Even.

"There Is fellow In our office who Is
a chronic borrower" said young man
employed in large Market street es-
tablishment recently. "He got into
nearly everybody In the place before
we all made up our minds to stop lend
ing. He has owed me 81 for nearly q
year, but I'm nearly square. although
he has never paid me penny of it.
That sounds queer, but 1t Is the truth.
I'll tell you how I've worked it.
every once in awhile one of the fell
lows will say, I'm going to make So
and-so give me what he owes me next
pay day or know the reason why
That's my chance, and l casually re-
mark, IN bet you quarter you don't
get IT. Usually the fellow takes me
up, and when pay day comes he loses
his bet, for SO-and-so never pays. In
small bets OF quarters and dimes,
luncheons and cigars | have nearly got
back the amount l originally loaned to
the chronic borrower" - Philadelphia
Record
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
They Eat Themselves.

From various causes, such as anger
and fear. many animals eat their own
flesh Rats, when caught in a trap by
the leg, will gnaw off the captured
member. and mice in captivity have
been known to bite off their tails. But
there are some creatures which 90
much further and actually eat parts of
themselves if left for too long a period
without food.
A hyena belonging to n menagerie
was kept by the proprietor without
food in order to tame it. One morning
he was Mortified to find that the fero-
cious creature had actually eaten part
of it's own leg.
An eagle in the zoo few years ago
was noted for the fact that it would
now and then pick pieces Of flesh out
of it's own legs and eat them.
Certain caterpillars and toads devOur
their cast off skin. This may be due
to fear, but it looks like economy.
There is just trace of this charac
teriStic in human beings. Children
when in rage sometimes bite their own
hands and arms, although 1t must be
admitted that they desist when it be-
gins to hurt.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Possibilities of English.

a number of commercial travellers
were telling stories i'll an uptown
restaurant last night, and this was
vouched for by one who used to be "A
railroad conductor in Eastern Pennsyl-
vania:
My train had always reached Leban-
ON just after an express train, but the
schedule was changed so as to bring NV
train into the station first. A yoluble
Pennsylvania Dutch woman Was Il regular
passenger on market days, as my train
stopped ut her station, while the express
whizzed by. The first evening that |
ran my train in ahead of the express she
was much astonished and delighted
She rushed up to me and exclaimed, in
the high key and peculiar dialect of that
region.
"Ny, you're early of late; you're first
at last; you used to be behind before ?''-
New York 1'riboHe.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Love and Thrift.

The late Professor Shuttleworth of
London was particularly fond of telling
how, when he once acted as locum
tencns in Devonshire, he had to pro-
claim the banns of marriage of a
young yokel and village maid. \
fortnight later the young swain called
at the professors lodgings.
"You put up the banns for me-" he
said.
Eyes. remember" replied Mr..
Shuttleworth.
"Well," inquired the yokel, has 1t
got to go on?"
what do you mean?" asked the pro-
fessor "Are you tired of the girl?'
"No," was the unexpected answer,
''but like her sister better"
"Oh, if the original girl doesn't mind.
you can marry her sister,"
But should 1 have to be called
again?"
"Certainly, that's necessary" an
swered Mr.. Shuttleworth.
"But should have to pay again?"
eyes, it would cost you three and six
pence"
"Oh, would iti" rejoined the yokel
after reflection. "Then I'll let it re-
main as it is" And he did.-London
Telegraph
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
HE WAS TOO LATE.
! Bitter Disappointment After Watt
ing Fifteen Years.

= Bitter disappointment After Watt
ing Fifteen Years.
A big man with shaggy eyebrows
and fighting jaw entered a Shocshop,
and after looking all around and close
ly scanning the proprietor he said:
You are not the man who ran this
shop II years ago.
NO"
'Are you his son, brother or any rcln-
tion!'
"No."
''Where is the MANI"
''IIe is dead"
"What-dead"
"Been dead II years. owe you any
thing?'
mo. owed him something. l owed
him the all tiredcst licking Il man ever
got, and | came in to give it to him to-
day"
"Well, You are too late Why did
you wait so lOng?'
''IIe was big fellow and had bad
look to him. | was only a boy when |
came in here one day 10 years ago to
have lift put on the heel of my boot.
l accidentally upset some of his traps,
and he put the lift somewhere else.
told him I'd grow for him, and that's
what I've been doing"
Sorry for you," said the shoemaker
as he shaved away at a piece of sole
leather.
"Its mean trick. It's II years
thrown dead away. Have his heirs any
claim on this shopY
"None Whatever
'And are you not relatcd:'
mot in the slightest"
"Then l couldn't punch your head on
the old countcr?"
"Mercy, no. Might as well punch
the man next door"
"Well, I'm sorry, but don't see how
it can be helped. ! suppose ought to
have kept closer track of him. You
don't want to stand up before me?'
"Oh, no, no, nor
"Well, good day. I'd like to give you
one punch for the sake of the departed
but suppose I'll have to put up with
the disappointment and try to kick up
row in saloon. Successor to the
man l have grown for and lost, good
day!' NJ QUAD.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

The stage was rolling along the cam
yon trail when suddenly the horses
reared back on their launches as
lone highwayman with a Winchester
appeared on the scene.
step out of the hearse, gentlemen,
and hands up!' he ordered
One by one they climbed out, with
elevated hands.
The highwayman relieved the party
and several times was forced to remind
one nervous little man to keep his hand
from his pocket.
whats the matter with you?" he
finally roared. You make another
move like that, and I'll pump the slugs
in you!'
please let me-" pleaded the / ir
man rs his hand again slid toward his
pocket.
please let you" roared the despera-
do. PLEASE let you pcrforate me?
You're imposing on my generosity, SON
ny. Look out! Look out! Keep your
NIT away from that pocket, or by the
Eternal
But it won't hurt youw protested
the little man. ut won't hurt you at
all. Stand just as you are now and
keep your rifle leveled. There! That's
it,"
And while the highwayman was re-
covering from his astonishment the lit
tie man had flashed his kodak and
snapped the button.-Indianapoli Sun.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Hunilinting.

"No, really" said the new lion, 81
can't believe even now that | deserve
the fame which has come to me.
can't make up my mind that it isn't
the mere outcome of circumstances
rather than the natural result of I'M
usual ability on my part"
II can't understand why you should
underestimate your genius in that
way" his friend said.
"Well, you see." the great man com
planned, 81 write such a horribly plain,
decent locking d."-ChicagO Times
Herald,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
W HOLE NUMBER, 1888.


When mother scrubs us Sunday morn,
There's lively times, you bet;
There's faces wry, with howl and cry
To keep ont Of the wet.
There's argument and weak excuse
And faces full forlorn
When mother scrubs and digs and rubs
Us every Sunday mnrn.
When mother scrubs us. there's glow
OF white comes o'cr the sCcnc
shedding of the old. and new
Comes where the old has been;
shrinkage in more ways than one,
wish we'd nc'er been born,
When mother scours with all her powers
On every Sunday morn.
When mother scrubs lis Sunday morn,
She gets all out of breath;
She pants and swcats and signs and irets
And scrubs us most to death.
She scrubs our backs till they are sore,
Till skin and flesh are gone,
Then wonders why we'd rather die
Than wake on Sunday morn.
No wonder Billy Buzzey says
That I'm thin skinned Jay;
I've got to be, 'cuz ma, you see,
Has scrubbed it all away.
Oh. won't we be a happy lot,
The widest ever born.
When we're too big for ma to dig
And scrub on Sunday morn?
View York Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
WALL PAPER.

Our line Of Wall Paper is large. 1t comprises
about everything that could be expected i'll we'll
selected stock. Our lowest priced paper is a
White Blank, border and ceiling to match, at )
cents per double boltsell you all you want of it.
Our intermediate grades range iii price from
10 to Is cents per double bolt and cannot be
passed for the money.
Oar finest stock is simply superb ranging in
price from 80 cents to $1.z5 per double bolt.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
A Triumph of Photography.

OF course it was n Missourian. one
OF the ''you've-got-to-show- type,
who remarked to a companion as they
with awestruck interest
picture in which there was seen the
faces of all the presidents of the Unit
ed States. Say. Bill. how in thunder
did the photograph man ever get them
men all together at oncetY-Kansas
City Journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
PAIN l..

Tic Paint that we handle is Lucas Tinted
Gloss Paint. The reason why we handle this
Paielt is because believe it to be the best
ready-riXed Paint OF the market.
Don't be fooled OH Paint Remember The poor
est paint is Often put up in the prettest and
consists OF earth or mud mixed with inferior oil
and can be sold by the manufacturers with a
large profit at half the price that a good white
lead paint can be manufactured for We give
you personal guarantee every gallon of
Lucas Tinted Gloss Paint.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
BreXitieS.

Does advertising pays Take the bust
ness career and success of Barnunl, the
Snowman, for answer, In II years he
spent 3 millions in advertising. At his
death his estate was worth ) millions
This at a time when advertising as an
element in business was in its infancy.
The next trust will monopolze soft
coal, it is reported. 1T will take i'll
Pennsylvania fields first" Then what !?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
II Came In Handy.

Poet-l left a poem here the other
day. Do you think you can use it?
E1itor-I have already. 1t came in
so handy, simply had to.
Poet (gasping Joyfully)-Ah!
Editor-Whilc was writing my last
editorial ran out of copy paper; your
poem, being written OIL one side of the
paper only, just helped me out
Catholic Standard and Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
COUNTY NEWS.
Mine ImDrOVement.


The Cumberlandsorrespon of the
Baltimore ,S"n wrote to that paper Mon
day as follows:
The Consolidation Coal company has added
improvements to its mines in the Georges
Creek region which make their caracity ex-
coed 5000 tons of coal a day.
At the Hoffman mine compressed air LOGO
motives were INTRODUCED so successfully that
the system is to be extended TO the other
mines of the company.
At Ocean No. l an air compressor deliver
ing air at SO pounds per square inch has
been installed to assist the present duplex
machine and to avoid the possibility of the
soppage of the pumps from any accident to
the present COMPRISING plant, Mining
machines are beirg USED at this mine with
satsfacto y results,
AT Ocean No. u II by 2l inch double
cylinder and tail-Iope haulage engine has
been installed and now makes the cars in the
grade slope of the south side and hauls the
empty cars from the dump. To furnish ad-
ditional steam for this plant three 54 by l6
inch return tubular boilers have been in
stalled. The capacity of this mine, which
was opened in ls97, is now over 5000 tons a
day. Ibis Ia the largest capacity of any one
mine in the history of the region.
At the Borden pumping shaft compound
high-pressure air compressor has been i'll
stalled and is supplying air to the mine loco
motive operating IN Hoffman colliery, as
mentioned. This is remarkable machine,
its dimensions being Is by 80 inches and it
has a capacity for delivering air at 900 pounds
per square inch. In addition to these recent
Improvements all minor repairs have been
maintained and many small Improvements
made throughout the property
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
BrcViticS.

Down i'll Macon, Ga, the Central
Labor Union has started IA cooperative
movement of anovel kind. Union-mined
coal is purchased in carload lots by the
central body and is sold to members of
labor unions at wholesale rates.
According to Chief Mine Inspector J.
w. Paul. the highest price paid for min
ing coal i'll West Virginia is 80 cents II
ton, i'll Randolph county, and the lowest
is 30 cents, paid i'll Taylor county.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Orphans Court,

At Tuesdays sesSiOn-
Joel l., Griffith, executor of the estate of
Elizabeth $. Douglas, deceased, settled his
first account and made distribution to legatees
under the will.
The last will and testament of Jerome
Brailer, deceased was filed and admitted to
probate and record and letters testamentary
were granted to David Rrailcr upon said
estate
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Takes Time.

The idea that it takes il number of I'M
pressions to make the average advertise
ment effective is not new. Forty wears
ago an English advertiser said to the
publisher of the Cornhill .uogo-i"r:
We don't consider that an advertisement
seen for the first time by reader is worth
much. The second time it counts for some.
thing. The third time the readers attention
is arrested; the fourth time he reads 1t
through ami thinks about it the fifth makes
purchaser of him. 1t takes time to soak in,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
A Present Duty.
Subscribe for the JOURNAL.
Contempt Of Court.

\ Pennsylvania jury awarded Il Judge
10 cents damages, who had sued street
car company for carrying him one square
farther than he wanted to go. That
would wet his whistle once. -Cumber-
land Times,
a Georgia judge has stigmatized pro-
gressive euchre as gambling. He seems
to have sat i'll il game and suffered bad
defeat. - Baltimore .>tur.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Master of the Situation.

A West Virginia postmaster is ac-
oused of sending thedepartment notice
as follows;
Sur, wish to notify you that on Wednes,
day this Office will be shet as | am gone deer
hunt. You kin fire me if you see fit, but I'll
give you pinter that I'm the only man in
the neghhorhood that kin rede and rite
In Charles county, this State, he would
he il halfway rarity,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
feSsed.

Father shouldn't like to see you
marry that Mr.. Pinchpenny.
Daughter Why, father?
Father-Well, I've noticed that he's
very close.
Daughter-Why, father, how did you
notice that? Surely you haven't been
spying Oh us?-Philadeiphia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Might WanttO Know,

Senator German has taken an oath that he
intends to cast hIs vote in Howard county.
This proceeding is calculated to provoke an.
other outburst Of Gormanpholia.-R baltimore
Stdr.
Certainly.
No doubt some Of the phobes will
want to know why he didn't 90 down
into Charles and get naturalizcd and, by
oif.setting Mudd at the polls, practically
disfranchise him.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

81 suppose you're very fond of Kitty
and that she has perfect trust in you
now that you're married"
Trust! Well, l guess that's right.
She has a perfect monopoly of me-
Philadelphia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
How 1t Came About.

Clara wonder how Matte came to
marry Fred Somerby?
Bertha-The most natural reason in
the world. Fred had an OvercOat that
was a perfect match for Mattie'S new
gown.-Boston Transcript.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
GENERAL ITEMS.
There Should BE,

Railroad and coal combines are simply
aggregations of large capitalists, Labor
unions are simply aggregations Of Small
capitalists. Why should the combines
of big capitalists be SO touchy on the
point of 'recognizinS the combines of
small capitalists? Is there to be no
courtesy between combines New York
IIurJI
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
A Writer'S AspIratiOns,

They were looking through the IL
brary. ''If you had the divine gift
what would you rather writer" asked
the romantic young woman.
Cheeks" replied the sordid young
man.-Philadelphia Record.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

May--,Did you hear that salt is being
used as heart stimulant?
Clara-Yes. Why?"
May-You might get Mr.. Faintheart
to try it.-Brooklyn Life.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
SEMI-LOCAL NEWS.
Speck Oi'Pessimism.

The Undertakers Trust is really a grave
atfair.-ElhCott City (Mdl Demoor0t,
So long as it doesn't get into the
newspaper business the JOURNAL, for
one, is determined to hope for the best
at all hazards,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Obituary..

William M. Evarts' last words, Morn
ing is coming," recall the closing lines
of Mrs. Barbauld's famous poem:
Say not Good night" hut in some brighter
cline
Bid me Good morning"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
DiViueIy Ordained,

The hide bound partisan, with an eye
single to party, sees one half the truth;
and, half truth is worse than Il lie
The independent man has tro eyes, and
uses them both, as God intended he
should Cumberland COurirr,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

| would like to see the profession of
arms, which is SO honorable now, made
the most dishonorable on the face of the
| earth. .iHdre~ Cdrnegie.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

a marriage license has been granted
to the following couples:
John Walter Mayhem and Mary Margaret
Linkswhelen, ,~both of Westernport.
Thomas Bruce and Annie Woodson, both
of WesterupQrt
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
The Most Beautiful Compliments

Sir Richard Steele said Of Lady Eliza
beth Hastings III the most beautiful com.
pliment ever paid to woman, that "to
love her was liberal education. -Hon.
Henry TUbOt I0dqp,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

Some people have an idea that we have
only one eX-President living. Great
mistake, for we have two, and Grover
Cleveland is both of them, Cumberland
Iourig,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
SEEDS AND BULBS.

This is the planting
We have 1iow OF hand the largest and best line
of Garden and Flower Seeds ever exhibited in
Frostburg.
We also have fine line of Bulbs such as,
Tuberoses, Gladiolus, Lilies, Cannas, and
Caladiun1s.
Peas, Beans, and Corn n bulk, which we sell
i'll pitts and quarts.
We buy only the best seed from reliable
growers.
We sell and recommend Landreth's Lawn
Grass Seed.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
MOULDING.

We carry Room Moulding in stock.
dollar Or two will buy enough Room Moulding
to 90 around an ordinary 1t will enhance
the beauty OF one hundred per cent. and
is permanent. 1t will pay for the investment in
preventing damage to p1astering. We will be glad
to show samples and quote prices.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Warm.

The two iteha below appear in same
order i'll Cumberland Times:
The Baltimore democratic primar' es will he
held to morrow. The kettle is boiling hot
They are having a hot tine in Baltimore
over the legged conducAPf five policemen.
1t is vAw clear that 6n Tuesday there
was Il hot time in ke old town this
everaps II
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
C0ANews.

The mipers of the Meyersdale and
Elk Lick resions, Pa, have accepted the
Georges Cre6k scale of wages.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

We desire following regard
do we'll in the following lines
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
Business Weather Nntc.
To be Welded.

All seasons are favorable to advertise
ments planted i'll the JOURNAL.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20

= 9UR motifs -
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Money Refunded.'
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1901-04-20
MisundcrstOOd.

Importunate Artist with lofty air.
This, sir, is my last poem.
Tired Editor-Thank goodness.