New-York tribune., 1901-04-29
THE TALK OF THE D4T.

nat the art of cooking ranks high in the est-
nation of British army officials is shown nv ,b.
recent granting OF 50 to the widow of tho ,at.
cnief instructor of the army cooking school at
Aldershot. In recognition of the valuable services
rendered by her husband.
This is ungrateful world II not infreousnt1v
happens that the man who laughs the loudest at
the man who lives at the expense OF his wife's
nnoiine anu anr,p oepends upon her TO supervise the
The heirs Of a who was recently murdered
IN western Kansas have offered 500 reward for
the capture and conviction of the murderer ad6ins
the following significant clause to their advertise
ment; Or we will pay the same amount IL he is
killed in resisting capture"
ot5eT epn ds Or Smith, pstispt got angry the
bath. W ~ '"ne d L UT hLsh
-. Mrs pr Smith, don't why anybody should
Young DR.. smith-weI. this fellow was Greek.
Judge. was 'ieeA-
recent issue Of a musical Journal published in
Leipsic contains this advertisement: ..Wanted-A
skilled musician. who can compose before warn,
weather begins a tragic opera in one act The
author of the Hbretto will place at the disposaI
Oh the composer house which is furnished with
a piano. and which is situated near the sea in a
most idyllic and romantic country; furthermore
the composer Will be we'll fed and supplied with
all necessary fuel. A poor but gifted artist ought
TO be able to make his fortune in a place like this
and under conditions such as are here proposes
Those who apply for the situation are requested
to send biographical notices of themselves to the
office of this paper.
,,o,1n was telling my friend the doctor" said the
I these theories of life after death our
right have TO suppose that Godmif there is ma.
GodLhas picked this insignificant little planet out
fnressh space e land and psOped It with immortal
psne Was wf sGad know now 5 that no other
Excuse me" interrupted the young woman's
'dd You say there was woman in " rho hearsns
Chicago Record-Herald.
Believing" says the Editor of The GAYLORD
(Kan) Herald" that it is the duty of every
man to be as good to his wife as circumstances
will permit we have just bought our better half a
nice new hoe and garden rake and If some of our
subscribers who ought to have done so long ago
will pay up we shall buy her a wheelbarrow and
shovel"
M Masters H Arthur dn and Reese Murray sons of
by side. began slyly tickling each other. until
which was about raising to his lips % WHAT'S
cred wi'h his yon boy Have You got the
quickly: I've got the dropsy."-(Baltimore sun
An interesting map of the Province of Quebec is
being prepared for the Pan-American Exposition
One Of the features of the work will be the indica-
tion on the map of the various waterfalls in which
the province abounds These points will not be
marked for the benefit of romantic scenery wor-
shippers. but rather for manufacturers who NAV
desire to the water power for the generation
of electricity to be used In the form of light and
power.
The big ocean greyhound had left her pier and
steaming down New-York Bay.
What Is that you're reading. my friend:" asked
a iovial passenger.
To Have and to Hold" replied the man ad-
dressed.
"Ah. yes: treatise how prevent seasick-
ness. Nothing in it, my boy. Nothing in it,'-
CYonkers Statesman.
Kansas witnesses in liquor cases are in the habit
Of pretending not to know what they bought AZ
raided joints At Burlington the other dav a wit
ness swore that he had purchased a number of
long necks.'' and that all the prosecuting at
torney could set out of him. The presiding iudrs
sent the witness to jail for contempt. In half a
day the pleaded for his release and unon
being brought back to the courtroom he explained
that long neck' high ball. The Judge
and prosecuting attorney needed no more light on
the subject The witness excused and the
jointkeeper convicted
She (pining for pleasant words)-oh George 1
wealth OF love when there are so many
girls more beautiful and more worthy than I?
Helm blowed If | know.-(rit-Bus.