New-York tribune., 1901-04-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

farm of SChuylklll County, feHi'' iASN 80
Pottsvne on Friday and formed stock syhdica'e
,or tho nurnose of establishing dandelion farms
The officers of the company elected are the lolio"
ing: President Joel Dinser; secretary cyrus
Scheetz; treasurer Jacob Hoffman; general agent
Frank Freer.
Where 1t VIII Fall DovnIAfter the woTa "sne fnT haa
ward and endowed theatre with sloco"0 in the
''Iti'1 II was the night of the first psrtormanee
The curtain had gone down on the third act' ana
.sYouU have to come before the curtain and make
speech said the manager, going penind the
II will not"' exclaimed the star actor 1T Is not
Ar1 prt the a,dence is growing wild. Some OF the
people have begun TO hiss their displeasure at your
Let them hiss What do We care? We are not
dependent upon audiences for the support OK 'niS
''sik 81 know it, but here's note from the man who
6nt 6nte he'll ei9 insist on your being fred
And Pure Art continued to get II IN the hecN'-
Chicago Tribune.
The sartorial world is full of prediction re-
MARKS ..The Mexican Herald "A single breasted
frock coat is due to arrive in May also 'he once
familiar long tailed single breasted cutaway which
gave a zopilote air TO its wearers Down IN Ia
basco the swell taiors are competing 10 make Ior
Don Santiago Carter combination palana ana
frock combined. in which the philosopher can
both sleep and attend swell functions when he
makes his infrequent visits to this capital
..1,he thief thoroughly ransacked the house" said
IJutchinson paper but failed to find anything OF
AHd in tne nd 9eH tod tSe Editor that She had
many things OF value in her house as anybody-so
there. now,-(kansas city journal
"On Friday morning train composed of twelve
refrigerator cars rolled out of Newton, Kan. for
California and each was laden with eggs
gathered in the vicinity of that town by one firm.
says The Kansas City Journal" The twelve cars
contained 1A0OO dozen. or nearly two million eggs
The train goes d special, and 1t is the hrst IN
y, ht,t tain,
has been reported by any road running into Cali
fornia.
No Room for Doubt-"You speak with great
positveness about the sincerity of friends re-
"There can he no doubt whatever of his sim
certify was the answer. Why, sir. that man
would rather go to church on Sunday than play
golf."-tWaShington Star.
.The Boston rector" THE Boston Tran
script" whose little parishioner told him that
Queen Victoria was the most honored woman in
the world when he was seeking to hear Mary as
a reply his question, was attempting TO explain
to his class of children a few days later the
distinction between the old and the new covenant
He has however almost despared OF instructing
them since he has learned that one of them went
home and gayly informed her parents. Mr.. Blank
told us all about the old cucumber and the new
cucumber,
Mrs. O'Hoolihan-An' hows all tn folks after
Mrs. McGoncal-It's all vel they E,., do be- S- eS-
m ovid He Deen en1oSln poor
health fer some toim but this mornin' he com
planned av feelin better.-(Chicago News
Colonel Richard T. Van Horn says that the name
Oklahoma first applied to the Territory in
public in the bill which he introduced in
Congress in 1869 for the consolidation of the Indian
tribes and the organization of a government for
Indian Territory. The name was suggested by
Colonel Elias s. Boudinot, the noted Cherokee. who
explained 20 the Congressional committee in charge
of the bill referred to that Oklahoma meant Red
Mans Land or the country of the red man.
The Eosr pressed his m AGAINST my h
astate our farms: burn our homes. and as II this
were not enough
Here his voice TO shrek
ITO wear those dinky lozenge hats, with the
could see that he was awfully angry but my
British blood was up, and L laughed in his face
Detroit journal
1.-THE philadelphia Record" that insurance against
being buried alive would pay. 1t is surprising how
many people have d dread that suspended ani,na-
ton may be mistaken for death. know woman
who has actually made her husband promise that
if he survives her he wilr stick hatpin through
her heart before she is buried to make sure that
no spark of life remains. In certain parts of Eu-
rope they have what are known mOrtuary
houses where the dead are taken and subjected to
various tests make that death is absolutely
certain | believe there is a bill providing for q
somewhat similar course now before the Massachu-
setts legislature. II such a mortuary building is
established. multitudes OF people would gladly pay,
say 500, to be insured in a company that would
guarantee to make the necessary tests before burial
cremation
But suppose the alleged corpse should come to
life under the treatment asked a listener
I'm that case" said the man who had previously
spoken. lit ought TO be worth something TO the
company
De TanQue-Heard the news about Old Soaque?
Lushforth-No; what is 1t?
Hes stopped drinking"
Strange 1 was looking over the death column
in this mornings paper and Sidn't see his name"
-tPhiladelphia Record