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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
His Just Reward.

Never did have any luck" com
planned 81 Engrone I'm always
left out in the cold
Never mind" replied Job Scum
liter, you won't be in the next
world. .
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

Make your own photographs. It
costs but little. Send for our hand
somely illustrated catalog showing all
styles of ofcameras. Kirk, Geary & Co..
$50 Sutter, St., San Francisco. Cal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
She Stops.

Soulful Youth Cat the pieno)-Do
you sing For Ever and For Ever?"
Matter-of-Fact-Maiden-No; stop
for meals.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

Wife-What's funny in that letter
you are reading?
Husband-It's from Boston. He
asks if I don't want to pay that $40 I
owe him.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Striking Home.

If you have a prosperous debtor
who wouldn't t pay you cent, what
would you do to get even with him?"
I'd kidnap his cook. ~
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

When a man finds a woman for
whom he thinks there's nothing good
enough he asks her to take him..
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
The Absent Friend.

"How well Mrs. Gillwazzle holds her
ager
isn't it wonderful? You would not
think she was day over 80 if she
didn't try to act as if she We're 20g'-
Indianapolis Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Inevitable Ignorance

Madge-She Is singularly deficient in
the subject of history.
Marjorie-What else could you ex-
pect, when she spends all her time
reading the popular historic noyels?-
Judge.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Neighborlv.

Husband-Isn't it about time Mrs.
Borrore was returning our call?
Wife-Yes, but if she does return it
it will be more than she does with
the other things she gets from us.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

fbT& Permanently Cured. No fits Or nervousness.
ssS after first days of Dr. Kline's Great Nerye
Restorer Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treat
1se Dr. KLINE. Ltd. .s3i Arch St.. Philadelphia Pa
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Disappointed in the Aims.

Fair Mountain Climber-These are
the very same picture postal cards we
saw down in the village. There real
ly was no need of our coming up here.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
The Mans Way.

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

The Best Prescription for Malaria
Ghills and Fever is q bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and auinine in
, tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay, Price SOC
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
In Eden.

Eve-Just think, I'll be two weeks
old tomorrow!
Adam-Well, my dear, you don It
look it.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
:. W. Groves signature is on each box 25c
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
bottle showing that it is simply Iron and oni.
nine In atasteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. Soc
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
The lmpoIlte Man.

my face is my fortune, sir" she
said.
That's very plain,'' said he.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

Tommy-No; IN jes' gittin' dis
gusted | bin prayin all this time to
make little brother Jack a good boy,
and he's just as bad and selfish as
ever.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
q MX,.o

This signature is on every box Of the genuine
Laxative Brorao=Quin Tablets
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

When there is no danger near, moral
courage is often the rankest kind of
false pretense.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Your Guide and Guard
VerV Amusing,

Is the famous Oregon Blood Purifier,
tested and true. Use it now.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
We're Not Efficacious.
Mamma-What?

Mamma-Now say your prayers.
Tommy-No; don't b'lieve it does
any good
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

Fewer Southern Tenant Farmers

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Ts blets cure cold
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

JcAuN AT HOME TO CURE EYoURsELF
kIAnN AND OTHERS WITHOUT MED
lCINE. You can for we tell you how Send
address for free information. Spokane Institute
OF ofPsychofogy, 704 Spra que Ave-, Spokane, Wash
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
Rash Man

mo, don't Ike Mr.. Thirdly" said
Mrs. Kilduff, emphatically.
Whats he doneY' asked Mrs. Ten
Sy,nt
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28
WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN I'M

Let us know at once and on receipt of
S5 cents you will receive very hand
some brooch pin with birth stone set
ting. all the rage NORTH PACIFIC
MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT. PORT
land, Oregon. P. O. Box 145.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-05-28

''Well, he asked all the ladies in the
congregation to remove their hats. And
it was Easter Sunday, mind you."
Evening star., 1901-12-16
INsULAR OFFICERS SALARIES.
Lower Than Those of Colonial OF
AciaIs of Other POWers.


The division of insular affairs of the War
Department has issued statement show
ing the salaries paid to chief insular and
colonial officials of principal governments
of the world compared with the salaries
paid by the United States to similar Off
cials in the Philippines. The governor of
the Philippines receives $4,000, which Is
less than is paid to any similar official with
the exception Of the governors of South
Australia and West Australia, each of
whom receives the same; the governor Of
the Straits settlements, who receives $4,000,
and the governor Of the Federated Malay
states, who receives but $1,000. The gov
ernor Of Java, which country has a popula-
ton Of 34,OO0, 600; receives 100000; the gov
ernor of India $50, $50; the governor of Bur-
ma, $33, 600; the governors of New South
Wales and New Zealand, $4,000 each; the
ernors Of Malta. Mauritius, Queensland
Victoria and Hong Kong, $4,000 each. y
The population of the Philippines Is
stated at 100000, and that Of Burma at
the same figure and is exceeded by no
other of the countries named except Java
The salaries Of the other officials of the
Philippine government are stated as fol-
lows: Heads of departments, $500; COM
missioners, 5000; executive secretary,
$500: treasurer. $4,000; auditor, $1,000; SUI
preme judge, $1,000; other judges, $1,000;
chief of forestry bureau, So 800; provincial
governors, 5000. These salaries are COM
pared with similar salaries paid in other
colonial governments, and while In some
instances are higher, In the majority of in
stances they are lower. considering the
greater responsibilities involved.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
PRAISES ENGLAND'S NAVY
SAYS 1T EQUALS THE FORCE OF ANY
THREE POWERS.

Commander Richardson Clover, naval at
tache at the United States embassy, Lon
don. is in the city on leave Of absence for
thirty days. In the course of a conver-
sation with several newspaper men he
declared that the naval forces Of Great
Britain are ir more effective condition
than the continental powers believe. and
that never in her naval development has
England been stronger on the seas or had
a more capable lot Of trained officers and
seamen than at the present time.
The British naval force, he said, is ca
pable of exerdng a power equal to that
of any three Of ths3other European navies.
The policy Off England. he said, seemed
to be to impress the public with the weak
ness rather than. the. strength of the Brit
h serySe yhe ysM nted 10 poey
on the other dhaha, seemed, he said, to
over estimate rather. than underestimate
our naval strength. Abroad the United
States is reckqnsa as the seventh ta naval
mental naviesp, including Italy But this
view is not adcepted in the United States,
where the American navy is placed either
place, being outranked only by Great Brit
ain, France and Russia Ship for ship, the
vessels of the American navy, Commander
Glover says, ieQual those of the foreign
SO many Of them. According to Com
mander Cloven. while the Spanish war did
much to enhanceIour standing before the
world we are still regarded as entitled
to no higher rank than seventh place as
a naval power, which would place us
nearly alongside of Japan. England has
about $4,000 men afioat, and the real
strength Of her personnel Is in the trained
disciplined men constantly in service, and
the number is being increased all the time.
Her channel feet is magnificent aggre-
cation Of fighting force. constantly kept at
ships are always in excellent condition,
and reports of weakness and rottenness
are without the slightest semblance OF
truth.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
NAVAL AFFAIRS.
Proposed Bill to Make Naval Militia
Part of Naval Reserve.

The House committee on naval affairs
held it's first meeting yesterday. After
some discussion it was decided to have sub
committees on the same subjects as here
tofore. The committee authorized Chair
man Foss to make up the personnel of these
committees A general discussion of naval
matters was had, and Chairman Foss an
nounced his intention to introduce a bill
making the naval militia of the various
states part of the national naval reserve.
This bill provides for detailing naval Off
GERS to drill and inspect the state organiza-
tions, and is considered a very feasible way
in which to build up a competent naval
reserve.
An appropriation Of 100000 is carried in
the bill.
The meeting days of the committee were
fixed as Tuesdays and Fridays. Fred. B.
Whitney of Chicago was appointed clerk
to the committee.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
WIRELESS MESSAGE ACROSS SEA
Wonderful Fent Claimed by Marconi.
Edison Is IncredulOGs.

A dispatch to the New York Herald from
ST. Johns, N. F., December II, says: Signor
Guglielmo Marconi announced today that
he had successfully received by wireless
telegraph at his station on Signal Hill, New
foundland, messages from the station re-
Gently erected near the Lizard, in Cornwall,
England.
These messages Signor Marconi said,
were received on Wednesday and Thurs
day afternoons They had come LOO miles.
He had arranged with the Cornwall sta
tor that the letter S, which in his code is
made by three dots or quick strokes was
to be signaled at o'clock in the evening
Cornwall time), which would be 2:3O
o'clock here. Signals were received as ar
ranged Wednesday and Thursday, though
none came yesterday or today.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
Thomas A. Edison Incredulous.

A special dispatch to the Baltimore Sun
from Orange, N. j., says: Thomas A. Edi-
son, the inventor, said at his home in West
Orange that he doubted the report relative
to Marconi receiving a wireless message
from Cornwall.
IT must admit said the inventor, that
If the report is true the feat is indeed a
great one. Until 1 get further details 1
cannot believe It,"
Evening star., 1901-12-16

the battle ship Kearsarge in Chesapeake
bay. It is shown that the Kearsarge. like
the Alabama and Massachusetts,, went
through with this recently inaugurated
sarge was run three times over the meas
ured mile course. on Barren Island, at top
notch speed, and reached pace of 1876
reached on her ofncial trial-16s5 knots.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
Freedmen's Savings ana Trust CO

Freedmen's savings ana Trust Co.
The annual report OF the commissioner OF
the Freedmen's Savings and Trust Com.
pany, which has been submitted to Con-
gress, shows that the annual receipts for
the year ended December /, 1901 were $685.
80. The disbursements covering the
same period were So $500. Dividends
were paid to the amount of 4 $577S.
The available assets are given at
Evening star., 1901-12-16
Sold by
all
Druggists
B.m to Prevent Lyneh,ps.

bill to prevent 'ynching has been intro
duced In the House by Representative
Moody Of Massachusetts. II construes the
lynching Of person by mob Of three OF
more persons as a violation Of the laws Of
the United States and holds such persons
to be guilty of murder and liable to prose-
cution and conviction in any circuit court
of the United States.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
Repair. at cavite Naval station.

Rear Admiral Endicott. chief Of the bu-
reau Of yards and docks. has approved a
recommendation Of q board Of survey which
urges extensive repairs to the buildings at
the Cavite naval station. The estimated
cost Of the work is $4,000.
Evening star., 1901-12-16
ONE DOLLAR PER NORM,

Oromidor Hair Restorer;' also for heard, and
.mpstaehe." One bottle vegetable Restorer ans ane
ssppeatiSn span one shampoo original color restored
Guaranteed harmless Phenomenal results. Hair
rates half time and lasting. Examined Tor onr
satisfaction by Prof. Hird. Dist. Chemist Sold
and and applied only at MARLBOROUGH PARIoRSa
l0i Penna ave-, opp Hotel Raleigh; 1912 r ar
NV, opp. Boston House. da1a a. 10 a..
Evening star., 1901-12-16

Progressive Speed of the Kearsarge.
The Navy Department has received a re-
port upon the progressive speed" trial OF
Evening star., 1901-12-16

their face value Of $29, ,511. CO. and at their
estimated value OF $27, ,5966O. The esti-
mate Of outstanding checks is given as
1884. So. Under the head of dividends de-
clared and paid to date the total amount
is given as 81, 723, ,546.75
Evening star., 1901-12-16

Mach,
ordering
attacks
Evening star., 1901-12-16

Foreign Missionary
merto medici
Evening star., 1901-12-16
The Great tHeadaCheCure
-QuiCk=-Safe==Sure-
DR.. Miles Pain Pills
Cure all kinds of Pains and Aches.

Speaking of DR. Miles Pain Pills Hon r. W Mcbride
relief"
New-York tribune., 1901-07-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The historical mansion of Marion Delorme in
the Boulevard Beaumarchais, in Paris is 10 be
evelled to the ground The rooms where the
"frondeuse" and luxury loving courtesan mingled
enticement with conspiracy still retain some traces
of their former splendor. The chief interest of
the building is the supposed existence of a treas
hidden when she fed suddenly to England to
avoid the severity Of Mazarin against whom she
plotted with Cinq Mars, the ex-favorite of Louis
XIII, The after life of Marion Delorme and its
final ending are little known. 1t is generally be-
leved. however. that after a series of adventures
she returned Paris and lived to be cente-
marian.
Mr.. gddge (sasrning a new dish)-Yes my dear.
it looks all right; but do you know, l don't think
Mrs Fudge got it out of the housekeeping coll
umn of The Married Woman's Wade Mecum."
Transcript.
The r, J. \. Eby, of Greensburg Penn on a
recent Sunday appointed six men to count the
number of men entering the six saloons of the
town during one hour. The aggregate number was
found to be l56O, while only 1877 men attended the
Sunday services Of the twelve churches. Mr.. Eby
thinks that there is a moral concealed somewhere
in these figures.
the funny man as he paced the promenade deck
wit with his wife Much of ight?" she querled,
How? When? when they set the dogwatch on
this ocean greyhound d"-(Philadelphia Record.
Professor Dexter. of the University of Illinois.
who has studied the effect of weather on morals
finds that the desire fight rises with the ther-
mometer but stops at S5; willis after that as the
mercury rises. Assault are therefore COM
in summer than in winter. Drunkenness
however, lessons with summer and increases with
the coming of cold. Suicides are at a maximum on
bright days with high barometer, and increase as
the wind rises
Stubb-Dd you notice how that mans fingers
were swollen at the tips?
fessional pianist or Just married man who has
been tacktng down matting.-(Chicago News.
The laws governing the treatment of labor I'm
England strictly enforced that employees
have exactly the stipulated time for meals firm
in Lees, Lancashire, which discovered cutting
the dinner hour short by half minute each day,
recently fined $50
Appropriate Title.-"That's a queer looking man
In the black clothes remarked the Eastern tour
list. Yes" replied the Westerner, 'thnts Deca-
logue Dick; he's kind OF Gospel sharp" II
suppose he gets his title because of his preaching
the Ten Commandments. eh?' well, partly that
! reckon. and partly because he's broke so fire.
qucntly "-(Catholic Standard and Times
THE Gideons" is an organization Of Christian
commercial travellers in Chicago who neither
drink, smoke play cards. Though founded only
rapidly.
Church-Did you ever ride in one of those electric
cabs?
Gotham-Once.
How'd you like it?''
Got terrible shock when got OUT
Heavily charged, was it?'
Yes: l was.'-(Yonkers Statesman
New-York tribune., 1901-07-01
PERSONAL.

The viii Of the late Canon Scadding. OF Toronto
bequeaths to Trinity College. Toronto. a collection
of English, Latin. Greek, Dut h. French. Welsh
Irish. German Italian and Spanish Bibles. besides
copies OF the Zend-Avesta. Confucius and other
religious works. To the library OF the University
College, Toronto. Is given a collection Of Shake
spearian hooks, c-simes and busts specimens
of 800 and large number OF historical. poeticaI
and classical works. All books bibliOgra phy
Typography, bookbinding numismatics, architect
ure and heraldry, besides books OF travels regis
tiers, aliases, sketches and other books and
framed photograph Of the executor are wiIed to
the library OF the Canadian Institute to be trans
ferred. II Judged necessary. to the Free Public
Library OF the city of Toronto"
Three generations OF colored family have been
graduated from Oberlin CoIlege-John NJ Lang
Ston. In 1879; his son. Arthur D. I.angston a teach
er In St Louis. In 1877; and his grandson this year
NJ. Flammaron. the French astronomer has pre-
pared and submitted to the French Astronomical
Society novel scheme for reforming the calendar
He proposes that the year shall begin on March q
and that the months shall be named after the
cardinal virtues In order make the year ex-
actly hfty-two weeks long he would make New
Years Day (and, In leap years, the day after ir
holiday. and would not consider Il a part of the
week Thus the dates of the days of the week
would not alter from year TO year, but would be
invariable.
Coin Harvey. who has become a citizen of
Benton County, Ark, is going make the race
for Congressman In the lid Arkansas District.
New-York tribune., 1901-07-01

valet packed his masters valise. The detective
said: IF you find you want anything else ther.
viii be no difficulty about your sending for IL.
for my orders that you to be treated
with every courtesy consistent with your i'm
prisonment" The count then wrote letter =,
his lawyer and. turning to NJ. Hamard, offered
him cigar which NJ. Hamard took and lighted
while NJ. de Lur-Saluces kissed his wife on both
cheeks. and the detective and mis- royalist pri.
oner walked TO the door. Shall I call NV
brougham?' asked NJ de Lur-Saluces. NO"
was the reply: II have closed cab here" So
they got into the cab. a policeman mounted ths
box beside the driver and off they went at
rapid trot to the Prison de la Sante. st the ex
treme southern limit of the city. where Dreyfu,
confined before his degradation.
This little episode is characteristic of Partisan
political arrests. and 1t is worth noting that NJ
de Lur-Saluces at the door of the prison con-
graduated the detective upon the courteous
manner in which he had acquitted himself Of his
task. c. l. B.
New-York tribune., 1901-07-01

institutions. Railway and manufacturing prop
critics were no less valuable than before, and
when the few frightened traders had caused a
small decline in quotations by their i'll advised
selling faith in the future was quickly shown
by liberal purchases. In fact, lower quotations
furnished better bargains for the investment of
July interest and dividends. which will exceed
all records-in itself convincing demonstration
that business has been exceptionally profitable
during the last year. even if railway earnings
had not made that point apparent by the steady
increase in comparison with earlier periods
Betterments as to rolling stock track eleva-
ton, roadbed, etc. have also been unusually
extensive, so that the permanence of increased
dividends is more probable than If all the profits
were being distributed without any improvement
in condition Of the properties. At the lowest
point of the week the sixty most active railways
had only declined an average of 81 OF, while the
close was at a recovery of 81 H. leaving small
net gain for the week, despite all the superfcay
unfavorab BILE influences. Industrials made still
better showing. closing at a net gain of 81 cents
a share, while gas and traction stocks rose 20
cents. The better bank statement was partly
due to omission of the suspended institutions
figures. although there was decrease OF Sc, ,OOO,-
600 in loans and gain in surplus reserve of the
solvent banks.