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The courier., 1901-03-16
SALAD DRESSING.

No, dear readers, it isn't the pass 30
much as it is the principle Of the thing,
you know.
The Prairie City News says "The
little dog that was shot in the west end
is recovering.
Oh, tell me, ye winds, If ye can,
Which Is the west end of dog?
For when to directions / come
Pm as dumb as post in fog.
Is the west end the end with the. bite?
Oh, tell me and do not fail;
Or Is It the end the dog wags,
Where is fastened his good. .natured tail?
II think the new spring style of hats
for men simply knocks the presents of
the Christmas tree" said the. idiot as
he stuck bis gum behind his ear for safe
keeping. They look just exactly like q
big pie tin with fiat loaves OF bread
stuck on them"
Binkins-I say, old man, did you
hear about Sniggers burying himself
alive?
Bimkins-No. How's that:
Binkins-Why. he started a grocery
store on Pierce street and didn't
advertise.
Another fool fashion that is DOW in
vogue" said the idiot as he bit of q
finger nail. lis that of the bunch o. long
shoe strings the women wear fastened to
their belts. They look bunny to me
and are as useless as shoes to a legless
man."
Tie iron is never completely driven
into a mans soul until the bald spot be-
gins to show under his hat in the back.
The little pools reflect dimly the
boundlees sky and 80 each human soul
gives back a little hint OF the infinite.
First Microbe-Where've you been?
You look as fresh as daisy.
Second Microbe-I've been out for an
airing. The missus hung her skirt on
the line today and l got little fresh
air.-Dunroy, in Sioux City Tribune.
The courier., 1901-03-16
First Pub, Mar, IA
Notice to Creditofs.-E 1497.

County court, Lancaster county, Nebraska, in
re estate of Molly Van Andel deceased.
Creditors of said estate will take notice
that the time limited for presentation of claims
against said estate is October. l. 1901, and
for payment of debts is April ], 1902; that
will sit at the county court room in said county
on July 1, 1901, and on October l, 1901, to
receiye examine adjust and allow all claims
duly fled Publish weekly four times in The
Courier. Dated March Z, 1901.
IsEALl FRANK r. WATERS,
County Judge.
The courier., 1901-03-16
First Pub. Feb. 81.
Notice to c Cfeditoes.-E 1917.

County Court, Lancaster County, Nebraska,
In the matter Of the estate of Steward
Ssppenfeld. deceased.
mo creditors of said estate will take notice
that the time limited for presentation of claims
against said estate Is October I, 1901, and for
psyment of debts is April I, 1902; that will
sit at the county court room in said county, on
Inly I, 1901, and on October I, 1901, to receive,
Examine, adjust and allow all claims duly filed.
Notice whereof is ordered published for four
Nebraska.
Witness my hand and seal Of said court this
February, IS, 1901.
(sRAL1 FRANK r. WATERs,
County Judge.
By WALTER A. LEEsE, Clerk County Court
The courier., 1901-03-16
Certificate Of Publication.
State of Nebraska,
Office of

Auditor of Public Accounts.
Lincoln, February 1st, 1901.
o.. It is Hereby Certified. that the Bankers Life
insurance Co. of Lincoln, in the State of Ne
brsska. has complied with the insurance lew
Of this state, applicable to such companies
and is therefore authorized to continue the
business Of life insurance in this state for the
current year ending January 3ist: 1902
Witness my hand and the seal of the Audi
tor of Public Accounts the day and year first
above written. CHARLES WESTON,
fsEALl Auditor of Public Accounts.
By H. A. BABCoCK, Deputy.
The courier., 1901-03-16
THE INAUGURATION.
BY WILLIAM REED DUNRoY

BY WILLIAM REED DUNRoY.
Washington. ID. c., March 4.-(Spec-
ial to Salad Dressing. .)-William Bill
Gus Mckinley, emperor Of all the Amer
cas-, Porto Rico and the islands OF the
Pacific, governor OF the District OF Co
lumbia and guardian OF Ohio and Cuba,
was crowned in the capital city Of the
world today under circumstances which
make tho imperial coronations Of the
czars Of the Russias and the festivities
attending the crowning OF the Caesars
look like yellow dog at a bench show.
The public squares and market places
have been crowded for several days with
subjects from all the school districts in
the great domain, and when old Sol
opened up for business this morning.
the capital was In gala array, the red.
white and blue of the empire fiosted
from every building and from the ships
composing the formidable feet Of war
vessels gathered in tbs harbor.
The imperial band struck up the cor
onstion air, God Save William" at 10
o'clock. and Immediately thereafter the
gates OF the Circus Maximus were
thrown open and the grsndsst prces-
sion seen here since p. T. Bsyrum's
circus moved slowly but surely toward
the center Of the city. The cheers from
the throats Of the subjects which greet
ed the appearance Of Emperor Mckinley
tore large openings in the atmosphere.
Riding on q chariot OF gold came the
emperor, following the imperial band.
Around bis manly shoulders was
wrapped q tunic of ermine tied with a
red sash and surmounted by q blue
necktie. His stern heroic features
stamped him a. q man who would be
able to solve the delivery which was
about to be handed him. Tied to his
right chariot wheel walked Jimksy
Jones of Arkansas, leader OF the recent
uprising In the western provinces. His
whiskers had been removed TO make a
mrff for the emperor's wife. His gait
was unsteady and bis feet were bare
and sore. Occupying position near
the other wheel walked William j.
Bryan, wearing beautiful piece Of Ma
nilla rope as q necktie. He was allowed
to distribute copies Of the Commoner
along the way.
Emperor William rode in solid gold
chariot the gift OF the money power.
Viceroy Marcus Aurel;us Hanna sat at
the left of his master. Next came the
retinue OF Crown Prince Tedious of
Oysterbay. He was the hero Of the day.
driving tandem Of twenty raging lions
and handling them with ease; only
word was necessary to suppress any
tendency to bloodthirstiness. for when
ever he spoke Prince Tedious showed
his teeth and frightened the brutss.
Following the revsred custom sstab-
lished by Caesar Augustus OF opening
up few warehouses full OF corn on
festal occasion and giving the hoi poloi
a rectangular meal, the emperor today
allowed q large smouut OF the extract Of
corn to be absorbed by the pcpulace,
The courier., 1901-03-16

Goodun-I rather hope that We shall
not be able to recognize our friends in
heaven.
Giglamps-Whys
Goodun-Some awfully good people
are dreadful bores, and hate to think
that We may not be able to shake them
through all eternity.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
The Wrong Man..

About ten days ago a Sherburne
county farmer drove into Elk River
in search of q farm hand. He en-
ployed stranger and started with
him to his home several miles in the
country. On the way out the tramp
assaulted the farmer, shot and robbed
him, and left him nearer dead than
alive. He was taken back to Elk
River, and under treatment is recover
ing. He gave a description Of his as
sailant, which was sent to officers all
over the country Frank Minnette re-
ceivsd one, and on Saturday last he
discovered a man walking on the Lit
tie Falls and Dakota track in West
port, who answered to the general
description. Mr.. Minnette arrested
him. A more accurate description
Of the man wanted developed the fact
that the suspect did not al, the de-
scription, and he was released. Officer
Minnette is satisfied, however, that
had a pretty tough case in cpsstody., yJ
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
HAD THE CONSERVATION.
Former Clerk in San francisco Mint
.''' Under Arrest.

& E.. Z 4 - s-.- .sr
Former Clerk in San Francisco Mint
Under Arrest.
San Francisco, Aug. 12.-Walter
Dimmick, formerly clerk in the
United States mint here, has been ar
rested charged with the recent rob-
berry of $4,000 in gold from the
vault. Ever since July 4, when the
discovery was made that six sacks
containing $4,000 were missing from
the mint vault, Dimmiek has been a
prominent figure in the investigation.
When he was dismissed from the
mint, it. was stated by Superintendent
Leach that it was not on account of
the robbery, but in pursuance of a de-
cfsion made before the robbery, and
discovery of the robbery prolonged
his retention. Since the robbery Dim
mick has been under surveillance of
the secret service, who have probed
into every detail of his private life.
Difhmicko had access to the vault. In
a memorandum book in his pocket the
secret service men found he noted the
combination to the upper lock Of the
vault door. It was thought Cashier
Cole alone knew this. An expert
found that the time lock was not work
ing and as q result a person who had
the combination could open the vault
at any. time during the day or night.
To the officers Dimmick admitted
working at the mint as late as II
O'clock at night. sf52' A3s >1'-'s
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15

When Charlie Towne gains a fortune
insoil equal to that possessed by Mark
Hanna, perhaps he can be elected to
congress from the old Sixth, where
Marks Doodle beat him in two cam.
paigns. -Wadena Tribune.
NaMark's Doodle" has, according
to the democratic papers cut wide
sWath in Mr.. ToWne's several cam
paigns. The first time he ran they
all declared that it elected him, and
the last two times that it beat him.
Truly, Mark IS a remarkably
shrewd manipulation of Doodle.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

Mrs. G. M. McKnsick had genuine
surprise on Monday last, when a large
number of her lady friends from Mel
rose and Holdingford made her visit.
Among those present were Mesdames
>Quinlan, eBorget, Weiser, Sanders,
Pennison and Winters gof Melrose,
and Mesd ames Palansche, JSchwabel
and Batz- of Holdingford. "A delight
full day was spent and the hostess fully
appreciated the compliment.
For RENT, faAs firstscla ss farm ! Of
100 acres. four miles from the city,
with good brick houses good granary
and stable, ninety acres under gplows
Stock and machinery go with farm Is
desired. Apply atlthis ofice,orlto5 4.
p. Kisch, Sank Centre
aia6SC AaWOEE.A9. arssa
A4.,sh. 1,Ihs Kind Ysa Have Always B'peli
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GA sg;g 81. fa.iti 81 ...s.5s. boo8n5fD
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
RUPTURE LIKELY FOUND The COLI
AMERICAN CHARGE D'AFFAiREs
TO ACT FOR COLOMBIA AT
VENEZUELAN CAPITAL.
PERMISSION is AUTHORIZED.

State Department Receives Q Tele.
gram From Mr.. Russell, Our Charge
at Caracas, Seeking Information as
TO His Course Of Action in the at.
ter-Battleship Iowa Leaves Puget
r Sound for the Scene Of Trouble. -
Washington, Aug. a3.-The state de-
partment has authorized the American
charge d'affaires at Caracas, Venezue-
la, to use his good Offices for Colombia
in case the Colombian minister at the
Venezuelan capital leaves that coun-
try. Mr.. Russell telegraphed last
week seeking information as to his
course Of action in case Of the with
,drawal , of the Colombian minister,
which apparently. was in contempla-
ton at that time. He did not, how
ever, indicate that this order of with
drawal was preliminary to any rup-
ture between the two republics but
simply asked If he would be author
ICED to act temporarily in looking
after Colombia's interests in case of
the withdrawal of the minister. The
state department has no information
as to whether the Colombian minister
has withdrawn from Venezuela, or
whether Mr.. Russell is fulfilling this
temporary duty. IN e p
There have been no additional, de-
velopments as to the situation on the
Isthmus of Panama, where the trouble
is far removed from that along the
Venezuelan border. Consul General
Cudger,s course in looking after the
interests of Chinese, along the Isthmus
is not in pursuance lof any specific in
structions from Washington but fol-
lows procedure established some IL
years ago in connection with points at
.whth the Chinese were entirely with
.ogt Official representation.
} The navy department has now def
zpitcly determined to make use of the
BE- tt!e: alp Iowa. instead Of the Wis
cs..,sln fer uses on the Pacific side Of
Is isthmus. in!ease affairs become Sc.
ricas there.
The gunboat Machias has reported
her arrival at Norfolk and later sailed
for Colon. 1A:, a. = iz..E 2& "
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
SAN FRANCISCO . STRIKE.
Leaders Say Not a Man Has Deserted
the Union, .-.'.

Leaders Say Not Man Has Deserted
li,s,.s,ft s,{. .s.5 the, Union. s..say XXX -,
San Francisco, Aug. 13.--President
Carey of the City Front Federation,
reviewing the strike situation, says,
1.-THE. unions are in a much stronger
position nov than they were week
ago. The men are more than ever de-
termined to win their fight. Not one
desertion from the unions had been re-
ported to the federation. No one can
say, what turn the strike may take dur
ing the coming week. Frequent con-
ferences are being held, but it is i'm.
possible to predict when one of them
will lead to results that will be salts
factory to the contending parties. l
cannot say that We are no nearer a
settlement today than We were week
ago." 545 iGaI Ii SSH isGnnI .tIE
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
roo MANY POLICEMEN.
Manila Force Will Be Reduced by
one-HaH. -


Manila, 3 Aug. 13.-Civil q Governor
Taft, n the immediate future, will re-
duce the police force ofiManila bygone.
half. At present there are 1900 po-
locemen for the city, whose poulation
onlythumbers 100000 souls. The gov.
ernor considers it unnecessary to have
over 900 policemen, as they are not re.
quired for military purposes. Besides,
in the event offtrouble, the policemen
Of Manila would be unable to cope
With the, situation and the military
force would be called upon. ,no. z-.I.>.
General Ludington. quartermaster
general, fhas arrived here, on the trans
port Grant. He probably will make a
tour Of the islands. He says he is
immensely gratified with the record of
his department in the Philippines and
in China. V
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
FACTS IN FEW LINES

Hypnotisn. is scientifically studied IL
some Of the French medical colleges.
AT the German universities there
were last winter "a 1868 students, at the
French 29,901 students. ~ It'd ri, nj
The 81 beet sugar factories in this
country now yield more than third Of
our domestic sugar product. r. .g
A searchlight on the electric tower of
the Pan-American exposition at Buffa-
10 casts rays for a distance Of so miles.
For the first time for 1000 years an
ordination service in st. David's cathe-
dral. Cardiff. has just been conducted
IN Welsn.sifi mfH asoo ssEH htRoW
r A new Berlin municipal budget
shows that 800 streets in Berlin are
planted with 1000 trees, which repre-
sent a value 81 .$19O, 900. 51's ~ = = &
Cardiff has grown more quickly than
any other large British town OF late
years From 1881 to 1891 it's popula-
ten rose from 80. 900 to 100 900.
Canoe building is one of the indus
tries of Kennebunkport, Me- which
used toibuild great ships and even now
launches an occasional schooner.
"A runaway horse in Denver the other
day finished his flight by landing in the
interior ofaa rapidly moving, trolley car.
where he rode for nearly a block before
the vehicle could be stopped.
By law passed recently the most
incorrigible Of the rateros. or pickpock-
cts, Of the City of Mexico are to be put
to work on the tobacco fields in the In
terror of Tehuantepec.
The number OF arrests for drunken
ness in New Orleans. 5000, in, a year. is
larger than In Baltimore, although the
population or Baltimore is $4,000 and
that of New 0rleanst2Ss, 600 only. --.---
The king Of Italy received &c, 900
kilograms Of congratulationsa In the
first day or two after the birth Of .his
daughter q He also received 90, 900 rel
quests for money IN honor Of the event
The total number st experfments on
living animals In the United Kinedom
in 1900 was 10 $50. 1870 more than In
the previous years dtis stated that but
few Of these experiments were In any
serious degree painful aus ,Yao7
The Bible Is to be translated intp ten
languages Of the sgnilippine Islands
curing ths, zen Years.
III AtfSs Ia -
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
/ intense Heat in Italy.

London, Aug Il. -Telegrams from
Rome say nothing like'the heat wave
which is scorchihg all Italy has ever
been known Within living memory
The thermometer In many parts of the
country registers As centigrade in the
shade. The vineyards in whole, dis
tricts have been shriveled up by the
sirrocco as though set on fire. The
people have been forced to sleep In
the omen air, 4. =
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15

ST. Cloud will pass an ordinance
to prohibit splitting on the side
walks of chat city. Can't Sank
Centre be as considerate of the
ladies as is the county seat? Every
self-respecting city is doing this
very thing. Gentlemen of the
council, make it a mlsdemeanor for
any one to indulge in this filthy
and disgusting practice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
night man at the depot was attending
to express the pail pouch was stolen.
Delioent search VINO mazda hnk not

night man at the depot was attending
to express the pail pouch was stolen.
Deligeut search was made, but not
until late Wednesday afternoon was
it discovered, when two young men
who had climbed upon the roof of the
oil house discovered the missing pouch
on the top of the oil tanks. They
brought it to the post Office, and it was
found that ragged hole had been
torn in the pouch, which was of can
vass, and the letters taken out and
every one torn open and the contents
examined. The. authorities at st.
Paul were notified by, telegraph and
telephone, and on Friday Inspector
G. H. Drake arriyedin the city, and
after patient examination of the mess,
the letters were gotten back into the
envelopes and deliyered and dispatch
ed. Checks were not taken, but were
thrust back into the pouch and nearly
every one was found. ALI but two ger
three letters were identified and de-
.liyered. 1T is not delivered that any
thing OF value was taken, ias mo regis
tered, mail is ireceiveda by night. It
was clearlyelthe work of ittramps, the
fcityo atthat time being full sof them. Is
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15

Miss Flora Truman is spending sew
eral days at Walkers,
Miss Gusta Zuttsr OF st. Cloud, was
the guest of Miss Maud Mckay over
Sunday.
Mrs. w. S. Dean has received adj
vices from her brother, DIR. Alex. r.
win, who has been seriously Ill at
Dallas, Texas, for nine weeks, that he
is steadily improving.
Just .arrived from the east street
hats in all the latest styles at Goth
low & Co.'S.
The Misses How entertain a party
of young people most delightfully."- on
Wednt sday evening.
Miss Louise Whitefeld left today
for Buffalo, N. Y. Mr.. and Mrs.
Bunnell accompany from st. Paul.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Law returned
on Wednesday from ST. Paul, bring
ing Olive Sewell with them.
Harry Shepard returned from Illi-
nois today.
Miss Myra Hendryv has returned
from a visit of six weeks at New
PaynesyilIe, Minneapolis and Still
water hias Ei>I5 n ,1zs&at+x} pJta2i
Ben Simonton is in Minneapolis. s.
This is Odd Fellows day in Sank
Centre. The local lodge has rendered
a picnic to all the. lodges in this vi
entity. and large delegations are pres
ent from Long Prairie, Glenwood,
Alexandria and other nearby towns.
William Nc Gregor, the grand master
of the state, Col. @. w. Wilkinson,
deputy grand master, A. L. Bolton,
grand secretary, G. M. Sprague,
grand treasurer, are in attendance.
The picnieis held up the lake, and the
steamboat is making frequent trips.
, Henry Pauole, carpenter and con-
tractor of Metre Grove. was in the city
on Monday purchasing material for
new house for himself he having
recently sold his home property. He
has been very ousy this season, build
ing operations having be n right &C.
tive. He has erected barn 36x70 feet
for Henry Imdeke; one 36x102 for
Henry Birling. For Anton Mollito
in Spring Hill, he built barn 36x92,
The dairying interest, he says, is what
has stimulated building in that vicin-
ity.
B.W. How went to Minneapolis to-
day. ar..- III, .,.,..s.,,4,
Call and see the latest in street hats
just arrived from the east at Cothlow
q Cos. Iaa92 o's3.GI E,,.9t s-n5.@.aH5I
j ohm B. Pendergast9 and children
return home to Chicago today. g722zs
A freight engine on the Great Nor
thern road broke it's connecting rods
on both sides at noon today, and
twenty-eight ties were broken by the
flying ends. No other damage was
done. ~ -. ,..,t.,,y,., -.
i The residence of M. Swift has been
quarantined by reason of ease OF
q case of scarlet fever in the family
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
.YaIe's FuHbaek Seriously III

~ New Haven; Conn., Aug. 12.-Perry
1T.sW. aHale5 iYale'sd fuHbacko OF last
IHear,lds aseriouslyl illsatathe Hartford
hospital with internal injuries, which
physician on the star of the hospital
says were traceable to the training. in
cldent to football and to Injuries re-
7ceiyed by Hale III the Yasle-P Princeton
ana Yale Harvard games Of last year.
3 nosnsH "a siRs zo1 .Ifila8 niHg s'nfsl
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1901-08-15
BattIeship Iowa Starts South.

10 Seattle, Wash, Aug. 13.-The bat
tleship, Iowa has sailed from the Puget
Sound hayward for San Francisco and
it is thought that from that point she
will sail for Panama unless the Colom-
b1an,-Nenezuelan situation changes for
the better.