The Sunday globe., 1901-05-12

one is an Irishman and the other says he
is an Englishman
That things were shook up at the Aims
house the past week, and the intendant
had to hump himself. The m atron still,
however prohibits food being brought up
to the sick old women confined in their
beds. They have to get up or starve.
That the Census Office is no snap for
the male clerks, and that they earn one
hundred cents in every dollars salary
they receive.
That The Sunday Globes article on
Home Rule for Washington was a-hit.
That the District Commissioners W on.
dered what hit them-after they had read
The Globe.
That ashes corrode, eat, and soon de-
stroy tin vessels, and that the combine"
knows it,
That the negro who rode over and
killed a white woman the past week
would never live to old age if the "acci-
dent happened in Texas or (Urbana) Ohio.
That the notices The Sunday Globe re
eived from its contemp oraries we re elo-
quent with silence.
That Public Printer Palmer is over
seventy and ought to take rest,
That Schofeld is a good fellow
barring the little vanity he exhibited in
the start,
That the Globe has the name of de.
tective on the police force who had better
not blow his horn too much
That some grass widows in the govern.
ment departments are high flyers and
love their tea.
That some department chiefs are all
right, and that few Of them would like
to attend our-nneral.
That the firemen of the District are
compelled to work longer hours than any
other class of District employees and
that their work is the most valuable and
dangerous.
That Washington has police force it
is justly proud Of and that Chief Syl-
Jester Knows his biz
That the capitol police do not admire
their chief, and that pretty nearly every
body else is Of their way of thinking.
That General Harries does not like to !
see his name in print and feels alarmed !
at his noto celebrity.
That newspaper man is qualified to
I'll any position in the gift of the District
Commissioners when it comes to taking
down the salary.
Taat General Dyrenforth takes the
right view of the old soldier in politics
pity the thing wasn't started before the
cemetres were filled with dead comrades.
That the police officials should visit
certain massage parlOrs before The Globe
writes them up. Addresses furnished at
this office.
That the clerks who loan money to
their chiefs to secure promotion will be
exposed in name, date, and circumstance
in The Globe when the facts are authen-
ticated.
That things will not be as dull this
summer as it has been, The Globe will !
liven things up.
That the judge and prosecutor Of the
police court are alike impartial officials,
and are not susceptible to the huence
Of the shysIer ring OF "nickle in the
slot legal luminaries."
That suburban travel is as slow and
uncertain in this vicinity as it was when
horses were the motive power.
That the brick stack of the old power
house is fast becoming one of the land
marks of the capital and attracts as
much attention as the Washington Mcnu-
ment.
That it is no crime if you ride bicycle
and run down and kill an old woman,
but if you are running on your big fiat
feet and do the same act, you are guilty
of manslaughter, Dogberry No. ?.
That the advertisers in The Globe
Sunday last, got the benefit Of new
paper-everything in it was read,
That there is rod in pickle for the
Shylocks in the Departments,
That there are numbers OF people who
think they are loaded with news, and