Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1901-02-14

; Ge0rgie's Cab.
anderbilt and Royal Marriages.

anu N0y1I Vt0TTt0EcSs
II can't understand" NAV sed after
she got thru teaching Little albert the
Golden text for next Sunday, why the
papers haft to print SO much about
some people when they get married.
Look at the Vanderbilts. When one Of
them Gets married you would think 1t
was neerly as crate as a presadenshul
election or prize fite. My GoOdnuss
it's funny If Vanderbilt hasn't rite
to Get married just the same us emmy
buddy else without having all the Re.
porters that he brot Down on his privut
yOt shopping around to find out If they
can't see the price marks On the solud
silver sets that come from the GrOom's
unkles and stealing in like thiefs ut
mite to take snap shots of the ten mill
ion doller Check the Brides fawther
put out where none of them could help
but see it when the privut Detectives
showed Them thru. 1t seams to me
that's taking too Much privilege with
a purson's personal affairs. The ritch
Have some rites as well as the rest
Of us, and say its rong for the papers
to cross the Sacrud thresh Hold and
make the Modest yung cupple blush
for shailn by Telling how much older
She is then he will be his next Burth-
day and Giving picture of the seen at
the alter so that it Hardly does emmy
buddy emmy more BecOz the ones that
Got snubbed Have a chance to Find
out all about it just the Same as If
they would be Amung the Onnered
gests."
"Well,' paw says, ''mebby the papers
Don't treat the Vanderbilts just rite in
some Respeckts, but Are they emmy
thing in Emmy of the papers about the
Wedding that you haven't red?"
NO" NAV told him, "Or II they are
l couldn't find it,
II CESS that's the reason the papers
pay emmy Tenshen to it. That's where
wimmen do rong. Look at the men.
They never cumplain becOz the paper
had too much in about the fite btween
Casey and Kid Muldoon, and then
hurry around the Corner and Buy an
uther one Becoz it mite have some more
details. But the wimmen always put
up Holler about the sacred Thresh
Hold and then send Out for the next
edition to see If they are emmy more
people that Got interviewed about It,"
"Well, emmy way" NAV Told him. II
can't see why the Duke that Queen
Will Hellmeania wants to Get married
to Goes and makes such Fuss. !
should think he'd be Glad to marry a
queen"
II spose he would be If he wasn't a
Duke" paw sed. but you Cant hardly
blame him for not wanting to Be a
Come-on when they are so little in 1t.
Just Think. Here they refews to Give
him the rite to stay In the room When
the prime minister CONES to whisper
state secrets to the Queen. and you
never Can tell in These days when
young men are Coming to the frunt so
fast how soon they mite Have prime
minister that wasn't within two or
Three Laps Of being Grandfather.
So YOU can't blame the Duke much.
Loatin around the thrones nice, easy
job, l spose. and they are plenty Of
boys who are trying to make Sumthing
Of themselves that would be Glad to
Get 1t, but it's different with the Duke.
OF corse they offer him $4,000 year
more Than the presadunt OF the United
States gets II he'll sine, but still you
Ntl<HNs DvIal
"What's that?" NAV asst
with his Title he's worth half
million dollers A year to nearly emmy
American girls fawther that was Born
free and Eakwul and can afford to
Leave a prouder hurritage to his Dis
sendents. And the Duke probably
knows 1t, too. No wonder Holland can't
bluff him with her little old eighty
Thousand dollars worth Of Blue chips"