Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1901-12-31

the ariSt0cratic dcnizcns of Lexington ! he draws the bow with his right hand, ! while I'D here among the simple and generous mounlaneers he manipulates tlip bow with his left hand. He wants yodl votes. hut=he thinks left handed ! fiddii4& 15ui enough for you. How 1 can ylu support q man who thus open iy insults yea h9 making distinction Of classes even while Ee is running for oliice:'
 'Ihc shot went straight to the mark. i sfhe me9HtaHecrs were wild with je&l- ouSy and rage. II required all of BreeIsinf,idge's tact, eloquence grace and nerve to m0llify them by proving somehow that Governor letchcr was ioshing them and that he always play ed the fiddle with the left hand-be- cause that was the only way in which he could mollify thcm for they did not l propose to have d candidate fiddle for them unless he gave them the best he had in his shop 1t was a decidedly close call for General Breckinridgc, but he pulled through all right and came under the wire winner by some 500 ma jority. Indeed, the Breckinrielge connection about half Democrat and half VI always counted for 1t least 500 votes. .
 in Friendly Hands.
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 "AfterWard he returned to inquire what progress was being made in the collection of his note The lawyer re ceiypd him with open arms, said he had collected the note. made him sit down and listen to stories and anec- dotrs of the life and friendship of lin- self and the young mans father and fnally. handed him an envelope con= tainins Sse Thinking the lawyer had made a mistake and handed him the envelop" containing his own fee in stead of the amount due him, he called his attention to it. Thc lawyer said there was no mistake, as he had re. tained the S2O0 as his fee. After q moment of surprise aad confusion he looked the old lawyer in the face and inquired, You say you knew my father in his lifetime and was his friend:' Yes. answered the lawyer Did you know my grandfather too# Nc. said the lawyer, I dfd not have that pleas ure Why io YoH ask :, Well, re- spGnded the young man. I was just wondering by what good fortune l am able to save this Sso from your friend. ship to my family.''
 First and last every subject under heaven is discussed in the cloakroom. even the servant girl question. That being up. Judge Cooney said:
 We'll Qualified Servants.
 ".A Yankee woman who moved to Missouri soon after the war had ocea- sion to hire q servant. and the first who answered hcr call were two negro girls about L. or It; years. The lady began to inquire as 10 thcir capabili- ties. Can you cook| No, um' Can y0u wash and from 'No, 'um." Can you clean house.: No nm. The lady thought moment. then said she, Well, what did you dc when you lived With your mistress and masterf Oh said one of them suddenly, 'Suck"y, she look f0H old marsCtcr'S slippers, and 1 keeps de flies off ole miss. Old Dr. Whn1's Dernier Resort.
 Judge Cooney does not believe much in the perfection of human govern mentS In talking on this subject one day he said ''fhc more l see of the operations of political governments