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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
The Congregation Smiled.

A certain clergyman when preaching
extemporaneously touched on the sub
feet Of miracles. Some people, he said,
had difficulty In accepting the miracu-
lous stories of the Bible, as. for ex-
ample. the story of the speech that
Balaam's ass made to his master.
Looking solemnly at the congrega-
ton the preacher hammered in his con-
tention with the remark, "Why should
not God make an ass to speak-he
made me to speak. New York Trib-
une.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
Trfpped Up,

Mrs. Newrich-That Mrs. Hyart Is a
stuck up thing. know just as much
about music as she does. She needn't
get funny.
Mrs. Browne-Why, what has she
done?
Mrs. Newrich-Oh, she tried to trip
me up today-asked me If I'd ever
heard somebody's Songs Without
Words. s."-Philadelphia Press.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
ERrIY I'se of niuenna

Pigeons were employed in early
Egyptian days, navigators taking them
on their galleys and liberating them
when they arrived at their destination
in order TO announce their safe arrival
to their friends or employers. The
Romans utilized them in communicate
inc with each other In wnriima
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
Hnw He Cot RELIGION.

"Did you ever get religionT' asked
the revivaliSt.
"WeI, | should say so-13S pounds Of
It," replied the man.
"A hundred and thirty-eight pounds
Of relgion" cried the revivalist. How
did you get that?'
The only way that good many
men ever get religion" was the reply;
81 married it."-Chicago Post
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
A Necessity.

The sage has had his say against
marrying in haste; here is the same
thought with a prettier coloring.
A solemn and awe inspiring bishop
was examining a class of girls and
asked:
"What is the best preparation for the
sacrament Of matrimony"
"a little coortin, me lordw was the
unexpected reply of one of the num-
Der, whose nationality may be guessed.
Exchange.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
What Was the Usee

Mother-Goodness, how did you hurt
your finger so?
Little Son-With q hammer.
"WhenY
"a good while ago"
81 didn't hear you cry"
''No, mother. / thought you were
cut"-Stray Stories.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10

"And have you tried the plan Of
greeting your husband with kind words
when he comes home late, as | sug-
gested| asked the elderly friend.
81 have" said the youngish woman,
"and it works like charm. He stays
home all the time now trying to figure
out what is the matter" er."-Indianapolis
prpSS
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
@m1gTanw Location,

"Midgeiy is a poetical fellow. I
sked him how tall his new sweetheart
3. He answered, Just as tall as my
ieart.'"
There Is no sense In that-anyway
lot In Midgely's case. He told me that
he first time the girls grun old father
anne into the parlor his heart was In
is boots" cleveland Plain Dealer.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
Head Feels Like Bursting.

Maybe you were out late last night?
If You had taken a Krause's s Headache
Capsule before retiring your head would
be cool and clear this morning. Take
one now and you will be all right in an
half hour. Price 25c. Sold by Rossman
81 Sons Pharmacy.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
Rosy Cheeks!

Do you want them? Do you simply
want ID glow with health? Do you
want to eat well, sleep well and work
well? Try Lichty's Celery Nerve Com
pound. Sold by Rossman & Sons
Pharmacy.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10

kitten has been brought up on an
exclusively vegetable diet by a family
of vegetarians. The result is that it
will not touch animal food, and it pays
no attention to rats or mice.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
Cu.tom Innueuce. Lanxp.pe.

Pomologists. like botanists. find II
impossible TO enforce the rules Of prior.
ity In names Of fruits and flowers. In
fruits the names of Bartlett for a pear
and Telegraph for a grape have not
been changed in spite of the efforts Of
leading ponologists and pomological
societies to support prior names. Those
who lead In these good efforts forget
that the only law for language Is the
law OF custom. In famous grammar
we are told 'the English language re-
quires the pronoun 1T for all lnani-
mate objects" but custom has so firmly
made the sun a he and the moon a she
hat We have accept 1t. Thus 1t will
,ver be. To secure the adoption of a
prior name reformers must bestir
themselves before custom gets posses
sion Of the field.-Meehan's Monthly.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10

Tne squire tsympathetically}-Pm
very sorry to hear that your husband
IS at the point of death. Mrs. Hodge,
but you must try and be cheerful, as
1ou know 1t will be all for the best
Mrs. Hodge-Ah. yes, indeed. sir;
til be blessing when 'e's gone.
II be able to live In comfort then. as
ave i'm In four different clubs
indy
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10

Connections at Rupert with Philadelphia &
Reading Railroad for Tamanepd, Tamaqua,
Northumberland with and E. Div. +. K. K. for
Harrisburg. Lock Haven, Emporium, Warren
CORY, and Erie.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
DO YOURSELF.

You can tell just as well as physician
whether your kidneys are diseased or
healthy. The way to dois to takea bot
tie or glass tumbler. and fill it with urine.
If there is sediment "A pOwderllke
substance-at the bottom after standing
Il day and a night, there is something
wrong with the kidneys. Another sure
sign Of diseased is desire to urinate often,
and still another Signis pain in the back.
If urine stains linen, there IS no doubt
that the K dneyS are affected
Any ard all diseases Of the kidneys,
liver. bladder and Of the urinary passag
es and conSti patton of the bowels are cur
ed by DR.. David kennedy's Favorlte
Remedy There is no question about its
being the best and surest medicine IN
the world for such troubles. 1t quickly
relieves and cures inability to hold urine
and people, young or old, who take II
are not compeliel to get up number OF
times during the night. For putting an
end to that scalding pain experienced IL
passing urine, nothing is so good as DIR
David kennedv'S FavOrite Remedy. Ii
corrects the bad effects of whskey and
beer; is ple9 9Sant to the taste, ana does
not seam to be medicine at all. DlSeas-
eS OF the kidneys and the bladder o1ten
require the use of instruments to push
back the sandy matter so the urine can
be voided. In such cases FaVOrite Rem
edy should be taken without further de
lay CT the disease may prove fatal. Itis
sold for one dollar bottle at all drug
stores. 1t is well worth many times its
price.
Samples Free:
l. YOU wish TO test DR.. David Kenne-
dy, Favorite Remedy before buying to
Sc d your full post office address to the
d. DAVID Kennedy Corporation, Rond-
ou n y, and menti on this paper. We
wijl then mail you a sample bottle free,
as nell as circulars giving full directions
TO It's use. Every reader of the Mon
TOUR AMERICAN can depend upon the
geuui~eue>s Of this liberal offer and all
sufferers from kidney troubles should
axe advantage once of it at
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
PHILADELPHIA &
READING RAILWAY
IN EFFECT OCT. Is, 1900.

Ia1LAD1uTaIA O
READING RAILWAY
IN EFFECT OCT. Is. 1900.
TRAINS LEAVE DANVILLE
weekdays only
Fer Philadelphia LIS a m.
For New York Il 25am
For Catawissa ll25 a. m, 6.0 p. m.
For Milton ?.32 a, M. 400 p IN.
For Williamsport 30 a. m. 100 p m.
Trains for Baltimore, Washington and the
south leave Twenty-fourth and Chestnut
Streets, Philadelphia, weekdays-3.23, TIA
1922 a M, l2.l6, LIB, 3.03, 4l2, sos, z26, 88 D.
M, l22l night. Sundays 323, IA a. M, l2.f .fe,
l.33, 4l2, SOB. 7.28, S.26 p. n.
ATLANTIC CITY RAILROAD.
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut Street w har
and South Street Wharf.
wEEKDAYs--Express9 800 A. M, 200, 400, SEQ,
us 7. M. Accommodations ZOO A. M, 40
Z. M. Sundays--EXpress 900, 1000 A. M.
Accommodation 500 A. NJ, 500 P. NJ.
leave ATLANTIC CITY-Weekdays-Expre
modationS moo alto as 8 Sos, A Il, % as PSI M. saEdays
--Express--4.30.7 730 F. NJ. Accommodation
lisa NJ, 405 p. NJ.
Parlor cars on all express trains.
For CAPE MAY--W Weekdays-9l5 q. m Is
5.OOp. m. Sundays--9.15 a m.
For OCEAN TY--Weekdays--9.l5a Is a. m, 415
p m. Sundays--9.l5 a. m.
For SEA ISLE CITY--Weekdays--9.l5 a. m.
5.00p m.
NEW YORK AND ATLANTIC CITY
EXPRESS.
Leave NEW YORK Q4iberty Street) $40 P. N
Leave ATLANTIC CITY, $50 A. M.
Detailed time tables at ticket offices.
w. G. BESLER, EDISON WEEKS
Gen. superintendent General Agen
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1901-01-10
1t Worked Well,

ung Heart-Then | will be yours.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
MRS WEBB RETIRED.

l:ouidsr Coonsy wom q Oustsd ~ Matrou
of Pen For = Bouldsr Cir.
Mrs William c. Rooney OF Canon City
has succeeded Mrs Rosetta K. Webb OF
Long mont. as ma,ron Of the state peni'
Tertiary. The successful one was reared
in this city by Mr. and Mrs A. ]. Macky
bu, lef, home and married Will c.
Rooney, a former university boy. He
was night captain at the peniten,iary.
when "Kid Wallace and others escaped.
He bravely wres,led with them. but was
stabbed by one OF the miscreants and
died OF his wounds.
Sen,imen, suggested the propriety Of
som. recognition OF the brave man S
widow. but she receives that recognition
a, great COS, to the Democratic party.
Mrs Webb should have been returned
and Mrs Rooney provided for in some
other manner. Mrs Webb is one Of the
mos. loyal Democratic women Of the
state and has an admirable record. She
was lacking means. being widow. and
has others to support. Mrs Webb was
endorsed by nearly every prominent
Democrat OF the county. There will be
universal regret because OF her loss OF
position. though citizeas will feel glad
that Mrs kooaey has secured a position
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
A MADMAN'S ACT.

Terrible Triple Marisr and sescidc by /.
Yossg Mas.
Evansville. Ind. May I9-Everet
Conway, aged y. shot and killed G. w.
Garrison and wife in this city this morn
ing and fatally wounded PAirolman Ben
jamin Wallis.
The crime was committed in the low.
er end Of the city AZ the church bells
we're ringing. Conway and Garrison
we're neighbors. The families had not
been on friendly terms for some months.
Saturday morning Conway wrote letter
to Garrison. saying he had cheated his
father in trade for milk dairy. Gar.
rison showed this letter TO Conway's S
father, who upbraided his son.
Early this morning young Conway.
going to the stable where Garrison was
milking. sbo, him dead with shotgun.
Then he sho. Garrison's cows to death.
AS Mrs Garrison ran from the house,
Conway emp,ied both barrels into her
breast. She fell dead at bis feet. The
murderer next set FIRE to the Garrison
stable. and then barrie AIDED himself in
his house.
When Patrolnan Wallis attempted to
arrest him. Conway shot him in the
face and side, inRieting fatal wound
The entire police department vas called
out, and the officers surrounded the
house. ready to break in when they
heard a shot. Conway had kissed his
wife goodbye then ran upstairs and shot
himself in the heart.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
ATTENTI0N!-

For one week only Madame Perry.
the noted scientific palmist. who has just
arrived from Chicago. will be at the
Hotel Roberts, I7th and Spruce streets.
where, witho4. asking single question.
she will read accurately the pas, present
and future; tell what you are best fitted
for. who your real friends and enemies
are: what dangers beset you; diagnose
all forms Of disease and give their cure:
tells you what to do and where to 60 to
be lucky: correct information on law
suits, sickness. death and divorce. alb.
sent friends. everything. II you are in
doubt that she can and win perform all
she claims, you are invited to call and
she will give you substantial proof of her
marvellous power. If you have been de
ceived by impostefs do not despair. but
consult her At once, and she will advise
you 10 your fullest satisfaction IN all the
daily walks Of life. Have your children
examined and find out what they are
best fitted for. All communications
strictly confidential. Private calls made
upon request without extra charge.
Hours from 10 a. m. to op. N. La Reita,
her secretary. will receive. I46t
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
|. Wilson
On C10U|0uQu0
HOMER WILSON TALKS
And Gives Haifths Proceeds to Help Bou,-
dsr's Summer School.

And 0ivss HsiftAs Proceeds to Help Bou,-
dsr's Summer School.
Rev. Dr.. Homer T. Wilson, superin.
lendent Of platform Of the Chausauqua,
has started upon . tour of Texas which
is to continue until the close Of June. in
the interest Of the Chautauqua. DR.
Wilson offers halt Of the receipts Of bis
lectures for the benefit Of teachers who
may need assistance in coming to BouI.
der during the present summer. His
generous offer has met with quite num-
Der of responses and he estimates that
the attendance from Texas this year will
be larger than during any previous sea
son Of the Chau.auqua. He says the in.
terest not only in Texas but in other
states which he has visited is greater
than ever before and that everywhere he
meets with people who are enquiring
concerning Boulder and its advantages
as a summer resort. The doctor is doing
great work for the Chautauqua.
Mrs ]. B. Sherwood is now visiting the
principal art galleries Of New York.
Boston and Philadelphia for the pur
pose Of preparing series Of lee ures
upon American ar, which she will de
liver at the Chautauqua. Her lectures
this year are to be entirely new and will
touch upon many points which she did
not attempt to cover in previous sessions.
IL IS possible that she may erect CO.
tage at the Chautauqua next month.
Bertha Kunz Baker, the great dfa.
matte reader, has gone to Europe and
will no, return until the Chau,auqua sea
son opens. She will spend two weeks at
Boulder this year. arriving on the 75.h Of
July. and will devote large part Of her
time 70 the establishment Of the school
Of dramatic expression at the Chautau.
qua which is to be in charge Of herself
and Miss katherine J. Everu. This
school promises to be an, important fea
ture Of the Colorado Chau,auqua and
will be in session for FIVE weeks this
summer.
The in,cres, shown in the Chautauqua
by editors OF newspapers of Colorado is
much greater this summer than has been
evlnoed a, any time heretofore. Fifteen
newspapers Of the state will conduct
voting contests for the purpose Of send.
ing representative to the Chauauqua.
These contests promise TO excite great
n,cres, and will be one OF the best &C
vertising mediums the Chautauqua has
known in Co'orado. Many editors IN
Texas are also now carrying forward
voting contests.
Prof. Louis Rischar. who will have
charge OF the orchestra and band. has
engaged number of the leading musi
clans Of Chicago to come with him to
Boulder for the summer. His list OF
players is astonishing in the amount Of
talent presented and contains soloists
upon all of the instruments who have es-
tablished reputation as high class per.
formers. Several Of the musicians are
leaders Of orehessras in Chicago and are
coming to the mountains on account Of
their friendship for Rischar and also in
order to enjoy the mountain excursions.
The music will be the best the Chautau.
qua has ever known.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
LOGAN BEATS THEM ALL.

II reaard the Logan mine in Boulder
county as the greatest teilhriu,o mine in
the world. You can quote me as saying
so." said w. Il Connell today. Mr Con
nell has considerable OF mine. bimself.
The Revenge has been the heaviest
shipper Of the Eldora district for year
and has paid handsomely every month.
Mr. Connell, probably. has the most com.
plete plant for mining IN this county and
has mine which is regarded as some.
thing fine. "Bu,." says this experienced
miner. ",he Logan beats anything !
knew Of And be knows shem all. Mr.
Connell believes Boulder IS on the eve
OF genuine mining boom.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
HERE'S A BONANZA.

Robert A. Duncan, Charles Cheney
and Charles II. Wise have BONANZA in
their Lucky Star ,hine. Sugar Loaf dis
tric,. Ia sinking their last raise OF ioc
feet, the ore taken out Of the shalt ne,tej
them above all expenses abou, s3s a
foot. Mining men regard that as some
thing remarkable. The company il
doing nothing but sinking and will sink
another 100 feet on completion OF the
presen, contract They will then have a
great mine with its ore bodies all above
them and untouched.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
BOULDER FOLK IN SEATTLE.

A private letter from Mrs Virginia
Feeny says sh. is now nicely installed in
! terrace in Seattle and has some boarders
already. c. N. Baylor and Fred Moore
had found employment there. Mr. and
Mrs Emmett Arnett are feeling we'll and
awaiting the steamer to Alaska in
June. John Venab'ss has bsen sick, bu I
has recovered. Thomas Danford had,
also. called on the Feeny family.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
F|||y 110uy(|ld
Men O|| Strike
MACHlNIsTs' STRIKE.
fity Thousand Mon Refuse TO Continue 1t
Lung lax,a Work.

fI1ty ThOu0and Mon K0tUe0 TO O0utthuo ~
Lung Days Work.
Washington. May 7o-The machinists'
strike is general throug ghout the country
are that 10000 maeh'nists did
not 20 to work in their shops in various
cities ia the United States today. In
hundreds OF shops the bosses surrender
cd. At New York there are out 1000
m-r. Kansas City. 900; Hamilton. O.
{ 10; Cleveland. qoo; Chicago, ooo; Gin
3 500. Before noon many OF the
employers surrendered and men resumed
work on their own terms.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
SKIPPED HIS BOARD.

Sheriff Sipple went to Denver today 10
bring home one Bernard Georgenburger,
who left his landlady. Mrs N. A. Joyce,
with bill Of about $40 unpaid. A war.
rant was sworn out before Adams The
man was nabbed by the Denver police
and had SS6 on his person.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
TEDDY WAS THERE.

Formal Opening Of the GreAt Pan Aneri'
eau Exposition.
Buffalo, N. Y. May 2e-Over 7oo. 900
people participated in the formal open
ing OF the Pan American exposition 70
day. The pageant was the most spec
taculaT ever witnessed in an eastern city.
The touching Of a button at Niagara
Falls started all the mac hineSy and threw
open the gates. Vice President Roose-
vel,'s speech was long one and his
happies, effort He received great
ovation.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
WOMAN'S CLUB MEETING.

A special meeting Of the Woman's
Club of Boulder is called Sa urday
afternoon. May 75th at 3 o'clock sharp.
for the purpose of filling the following
vacancies: Recording secretary, treas.
urer and Chairman otthe department Of
art and literature. A full attendance is
desired.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
WASHINGTON FOR HILL.

New York, May 7o-Ex Congressman
] Hamilton Lewis OF Seattle. Washing.
ton is here. He says that tae Democracy
Of the west is solid for David B. Hill Tor
president. They love Bryan, bu, be has
told them he will not be candidate and
50 they are for the second choice. Gov.
rYn0Y Hill
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
PATTERSON VS.. REPUBLICAN,.

Denver. May 7o-The case Of Thomas
NJ. PA,,er son against the pfopsie'ors OF
the Denver Republican for Criminal libel
was called in the criminal division Of the
dis,r,c, ourt this morning. The morn
ing hours were spen, in legal Arguments
over the answer 10 ih. complaint.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
HANNA NO CANDIDATE

LuffAlo. N. Y. May 20 When asked
about his candidacy for the presidency.
Senator II anna said today: II am not
even possibility" But be said he
wouldn't refuse his friends II they want
hin, IN ,up
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
FRAIERNAl AIDS BALL.

The Fra,ernal Aid society will give a
"Hay seed" ball tonight at A. 0. U. w.
hall to which the public are cordially in.
vited. Admission will be Is cents per
couple, extra ladies Is cents each. Re.
freshments will be served at the nominal
charge of fve cents each. Come all.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
THREE MORE DEAD.

Youngstown. o. May 3o-Threr urn
have died As a result OF the explosion Of
the steel works Saturday. making Eve in
all. Three more are not expected to
liv.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
EXPLOSION OF GAS.

Delver. May ao-Conductor H .ish Of
the Rio Grandc road was terribly burned
by ex xpiosion OF gas while IN a toile,
room OF car this morning. The flesh
fell from his hands. He was taken 10
the Sal,da hospital.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
ARKANSAS RACES.

Pueblo. May ao-Aeous 100 feet OF the
ievee was broken os, by rush Of water
this mosning. The Arkansas is boomirg
all along the line to Buena Vista.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
BOERS USE DYNAMITE.

Loudor. May 7o-Knchener cables
that the Beers destroyed an armoured
train by dynamite last Saturday and
wrough, grea, damage. Major Heath.
who comm anded the train. was killed.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
LeQdV|Ne Wins
: Rich Fortune
IT'S leADvILLE's ORE.
Supreme Court Decides CITY owns All Ores
Bsneath It's streets.

Bsneath Its streets.
Denver, May 2o-The supreme
court handed down Z decision TO.
day reversing the decision Of the
district court Of Lake county. II
WIS case Tor damages by the city
Of Leadville against mining com.
panies which have undermined It's
streets aud alleys. The court un-
aninously holds that the city owns
and controls all minerals beneath
its streets and alleys and congrat.
ula,es the city Of Leadville upon
the great wealth which future
operations have in sSsre for It's
uses.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
n Co. Attept,on.

All members Of H Co. are ordered "a
report at the Armory. Tuesday evening
May 7I,t. 1901 at s o'clock sharp
Business OF importance. 20 II
Daily camera., 1901-05-20

The Fra,ernal Aid will give "Hay.
seed" social and dance tonight at A. O.
U. w. hall. Everybody come.
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
SOLDIERS INSANE DEED.

Kh,s His Four CA,ldren and Puts Out His
Own Light.
London, May 3o-Serseans Major
Butler. Just returned from South Africa.
was i'll with African lever today, when
h. shot and killed his four children.
With 4 second revolver he shot At his
wife and the babe ia arms. but missed
them. He then blew of the top OF his
own head,
Daily camera., 1901-05-20
10 S|0y
Two Weeks More
SHE STILL IMPROVES.
At Present k.s-. hrs Mckinley Oss
Journey IN Two weeks,

1t Present k~t~. Ars Mckinley Gas
Journey In Two weeks.
San Francisco. May 7o-After /
consultation this morning the ply.
sicians announced that At the pie.
sen, rate Of improvement, MIS-
Mckinley would be able to journey
to Canton. Ohio. within two weeks.
When this was told the president
he announced that no press OF
business at Washington would in
duce him to 60 befsse that time.
He will remain. but will decline
all functions, sending = cabinet
minister 10 take his place. A /
cabinet meeting was held here |
this morning.
The presidential party will re.
turn via Ogden. refusing all re-
ceptions.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1901-01-11
BrutalnOSG.

Kapitan stacyi policyjnej przy
Maxwell str, Wheeler, zarzadzit
sledztwo przeciw pewnemu konsta-
blowi dzielnicy zachodniej, ktory
miaf W brutalny spos6b .wypelnie
pewne polecenie. q pole cenia gro
sernika Karola Saltzmana, zam.
pm. 5O1 Hastings str, pred kilku
dnialsi udal sic do mieszkania
Henryka Schulza, zam. pm. 30
Hastings str, by sciagnac cd ME
go naleznose W sumie $l2, pogasif
tam ogieh W piecach i zabraf piece,
chociaz iona j dzieci nieobecnego
Schulza blagafy go, aby tego ME
czynii. Nadto konstabl ten miai