Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-07-14

crickets an mosquitoes an a screech owl
an mosquitoes an a whip -poor-will an
mosquitoes an cocks beg min 10 crov,
at two in tn mornin' an mosquitoes al
that whin tn SUN bounced mp an punch
ed me in tn eye at four. knew VIII
tn thruth is, that tn country Is N
noisest place in tn wurruld. Mind
there's a roar in tn city. but in ~
country tn noises beats on ye'er
like carpet tacks bein' dhriven into Il.
dhrum. Between tn chirp iv a criek.
an tn chirp iv hammer at tn min,
I'll take tn hammer. I can go to ss..,
in boiler shop but spint tn resi- !.
that night at Hogan's' settin' in ..
bath tub.
II saw him in tn mornin' at hrs,,
fast. We had canned peaches an con.
dinsed milk. 'Ye have ye'er yalise,
says he. Aren't ye goin' to stay outr
I am not says /. 'whin tn first "a.
tier goes by yell see me on tn pla,.
form heein' tn peace an quiet iy IN,
country, f'r tn turmoil an heat
says. with nature says Stay on
tn farm says !. Commune saw.
with nature / says. Enjoy l saw.
tn simple rustice life ~ tn merrv
farmer boy that goes whistlin' to hi,
wurruk befure breakfast says l. .Ru,
l must go back says, to tn CITY,
I says, where there is nawthin' to eat
but what We want an nawthin to dhrink
but what ye can buy says. 'Wn ere
tn dust is laid be tn sprinklin' cdrt
where tn ice man comes regular an n.
roof garden is in bloom an ye're Vi ak
ed not be tn sun but be tn milkm.n =,
says. i want to be near a docto,
whin I'm sick an eat eatable food whin
I'm hungry, an whore | can put ma
head out early in tn mornin' an hoo,
In newspaper says I. 'Th' city, savs1
1t Is tn only summer resort f'r a mani
that has fver lived In tn city, I saws
An SO I come In.
"'Tis this way, Hinnissy. tn conn.
thry was all right whin we was young
and hearty, befure we become enfeebI
led with Injuries, dye mind? 'Twa.
all right whin we cud shtand It. BIZ,
we're not so sthrong as we was We'rs
diff'rent min, Hinnissy. Ye may saw
as Hogan does. that we'sre ladn' an
| ARTIFICIAL life but, be Hivins, we nigh,
as well tell me ought to be paradn
| up an down hillside in suit iv skins
shootin tn antylope an tn moose. b,
CORY, an Twin in cave, as to make
me believe ought to get along withou,
sthreet cars an illictric lights an lily
vators an sody water on ice. we
ought to live where all tn good things
Nv life comes fr'm,' says Hogan. No
says I, TIL place to live in is where all
tn good things " life goes to- Ivry.
| thing that's worth havin' goes to til
/ city an is iced. TIL cream comes In an
tn skim milk stays; tn sunburnt Wig
gytables is consumed be tn hearty far.
| mer boy an l go down to Callaghan's
store an ate tn sunny half Nv peach.
| III farmer boy sells what he has fl
money an I get tn money back wha
he comes to town in tn winter to isea
tn exposition. They give us tn Aro-
ducts iv the sile, an We give thin ctt.
tage organs an Knockout dhrops, an
they think they's broken even Don't
lave annywan convinced TIL counthy
is tn place to live. but don't spreadth'
| news yet FIR awhile. I'm goin' to bd-
vertise 'Dooleyville beth river. Within
six seconds Nv sthreet cars an railway
thrains an aisy-raich iv tn theay Tres
an ambulances. Spind - summer far
firm tn busy haunts iv tn fly an tn
bug De tn side iv tn purlin ice wagon
I'll do it, I tell We, an I'll organize e1.
cursions an I'll have tn poor Nv III
country in here settin' on tn cool steps
an passin' tn can firm hand to hatd
I'll take thin to tn ball-game an ih
theaytre; I'll lave thin sleep till break
fast time an I'll sind thin back to
their overcrowded homes to dhreaIn "
tn happy life in town. / will do So"
'I'm glad to hear We say that" said
Mr.. Hennessy I wanted to go out TO
tn country but / can't unless | i
sthrike."
That's why I said IT," replied MI.
Dooley,