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Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13
BRIDGEPORT STEAMBOAT co.

Popular Long Islan-. Sound Route. Between New York, Bridgeport and all
 Stations on Naugatuck Division
 of N. Y., N. H. and IT. k. k.
 Steamer Rosedale-Leaves Bridge port daily Sunday eXcepted) at 7:45 a. m, on arrival of train leaving Wa terbury 6:45 q. III. from all stations on Naugatuck division, arriving New York Il q. m.
 Steamer Allan Joy-Leaves Bridge port daily Saturday excepted t2 o'clock midnight, arriving New York in early morning, giving passengers ample time to connect with trains for the west and south. Passengers can remain aboard boat until 9 q. m.
 RETURNING FROM NEW YORK.
 Steamer Allan Joy-Leaves from Pier 31 (new) East river daily (Sun- day exceptedD at II a. m., arriving Bridgeport D. in., connecting with afternoon trains for the east and sta- tions on Naugatuck division.
 Steamer Rosedale-Leaves from Pier 31 (new) East River daily (Sun- day excepted at 3 p. m., and from foot East 31st street, 5: 15 p. m., con- meeting with TAO D. III. train for all stations on Naugatuck division. Sat urt1ays this steamer leaves New York one hour earlier from both landings.
 Special excursion rates. every Tues day and Friday vE3 steamer Rosedale. round trip Soc. other days regular rates.
 SUNDAY SERVICE.
 Commencing Sunday, June 9, steamer Rosedale leaves Bridgeport at a. n., on arrival of Sunday morn ing train from all stations on Nauga- tuck division, for New York and Coney Island; returning leaves New York at D. m., arriving at Bridgeport 9 D. m.
 Tickets sold and baggage checked to all stations on N. Y N. Fl. and H. R. k. Baggage transferred to and from railroad depot free.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13
A COSTLY GARMENT.

The most costly garment in he world was exhibited at the fisheries exhibition in London in 1883. It was one of the royal cloaks from the Sand wich Islands. It was made of red, black and yellow feathers, and the bird which supplied the yellow feath CTS is now extinct It was always so rare that it took century and a half to collect enough to make the cloak, and each bird produced but three or four feathers of the requisite delicacy. The cloak is valued at $50O,O00.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13
FOR SALE.

No 20 Washington street, the rent of which is SG45.J0 per year; $5,O00 will take it. Look at the beautiful place on Pleasant street. also High street. A place with all improvements; one real nice up-tO-date place on Ward. Ridge wood; that place on WateryIlIe street is one of the finest in the city: make me an cffer. The place on BelIeview avenue will he closed out for less than cost Lots of houses and lots every where. Gail at
 ID. H. TIERNEY. Real Estate. Insurance and Bond Office
 1eT BANK STREET.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13

Have you a sense of fuiIness in the region of your stomach after eating? If so you will be benefited by using Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab lets They also cure belching and sour stomach They regulate the bowels, too. Price 25 cents. Sold by all drug y-iafn
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13
pudainu Cooked Under Water

4 wager was made by a resident of London that he would cook plum pudding ten feet beneath the surface of the Thames He won the bet by placing the pudding in tin case and putting the whole in sack of lime. The heat of the lime, slacked when it came in contact with the water, was sufficient to cook the pudding in two hours.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13

When you want pleasant physlc try the new remedy. Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They are easy to take and pleasant in effect. Price 9 cents.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13

Holsters Afraid of Thunder. Holsters al cad the sound of thun- der. and during electric storms they seek deep water.
Waterbury Democrat., 1901-09-13

Poor cou.try for sIi1Iiners. Few wcsnsn. over os the wealthy .lasses. wear haawatS in Mexico.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

An American who was soiourning in
Spain ut the time says that on the day
when Dewey was destroying the Span
ish squadron at Manila a representa-
tive audience. including some of
Spains bravest and best, We're attend
ing patriotic bullfght in Madrid,
applauding these words Of the famous
matadorc: with the ease with which
have killed this noble animal, tho bull,
will the glorious Spanish nation up
hold the traditions Of the past and
keep green the laurels Of their illus
trious fathers by triumphing over the
Yankee pig"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
The Shipmaster's Cow.

A certain farmer is telling mean
things about Rockland shipmaster.
1.-THE shipmaster, he says, bought a
cow Of man down my way; good
critter-nothin the matter with her.
But 1t seems the captains wife one
day thought the milk tasted funny
and segested that praps she'd been
eatin spruce boughs; said the milk
tasted like spruce. And what does he
do but go out in the pasture to. watch
the COW, to see what she did eat The
COW was layin down, chewin her cud,
and he went erlong and run his finger
In her mouth to see what she was eat
in. Then he was mad. He put a rope
on the COW and started off with her.
He met a neighbor, who says, Where
are you goin with the cowY Coin to
take her back to the Teller that sold
her to me. He's cheated me- and l
won't stand it,.
1.-THE man wanted to know what was
the matter, and he went on to tell
about it and says: She wasn't eatln
boughs, but she was chewin gum;
that's what's the matter with the milk
and makes it taste like spruce. And
he says that amt all. She's so addict
ed to the habit that she's worn all her
teeth out. She amt got an upper tooth
In her head. Back she goes, quick
"Of course, the man told him that it
was all nonsense-that cows never had
no upper teeth. But he didn't believe a
word of it and went on and had tar
nal row with the man that sold him
the COW. Guess he was never satisfied
about it or knew what a darned fool
he was maxim of misunderstanding
(Me.) Opinion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
SOUTH WOODBURY..

Mrs. j. q. Brown of Dorchester,
Mass, was called to town last Friday
by the illness of her father, j. W.
Town. He is some better at present,
but still confined to his bed.
Harvey Goodell is at home on a va.
cation this week, as the school is clos.
ed on account of measles.
Quite number from this place at.
tended the dance at North Calais last
Friday evening
The South Woodbury. Lodge OF
Good Templars have been invited to
visit Winooski Lodge at Cabot next
Saturday evening.
j. G. Brown of Dorchester, Mass,
was in town over Sunday.
William Hill Of Hardwick was in
town Sunday.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

on it's face of his kind-eearted desire to
be of service to the people, and breathes
a sincerely that can leave no doubt in
any ones mind of the great superiority Of
Paine's Celery Compound over all the So
called remedies that have recently been
clamoring for attention by adroit and
snowy advertisements:
Wells & Richardson Co..
Gentlemen:-I have been asked why
recommended Paine's Celery Compound,
and | desire to put on record frankly my
reasons for this endorsement, hoping that
my words may inspire those readers who
need health and strength with faith to try
Paine's Celery Compound and prove to
themselves its worth.
At the Fanny Allen Hospital, an in
stitution in which / am deeply interested.
Paines Celery Compound has been used
successfully
TheSisters of Mercy at Mount st. Mary's
Academy, on Mansfield Ave, rely upon
Paines Celery Compound as tonic
and strength glver.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
Farm For Sale

A farm of 200 acres on West Hill. situ-
ated two miles from Wiliamstown: in a
good state of cultivation. Cuts 40 tons
Of hay. Two houses, two barns and shop
all in comfortable condition, running
water to house and barns, and has never
been known to fail Divided into about
5Oacres woodland the remainder in pasture
and moving. Nice young orchard and
sugar orchard of 800 trees. Also for sale
about 10 tons of straw. and sugar tools
Between 80 and 40 good springs on the
property. School house sixty rods from
residence. As smooth land as any in this
vicinity Excellent facilities for trout
pond. Farm and sugar tools for $1,000
j. w. BACON,
Williamstown, Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
CITY NEWS.

Mrs. Harry Eastman OF Manchester
N. H., arrived Ia the city last night
to witt her husband who recently To-
Gated here as the state agent for the
Massachusetts, Mutual Life Insurance
Co.
j. W. G lady Of the firm of Rogers &
Grady, merchant tailors, has returned
from New York, where he took six
weeks course in Mitchell's Fifth Ave.
Cutting School.
VIM. Standlick OF Waits River, was
in the city on business yesterday.
Postmaster Bisbee has received and
posted call for recruits for the U. S.
army, sent out from the Rutland re-
cruiting station.
The Barre Supply Co is now locat.
ed in Its new quarters, the rooms for.
merly occupied by Campbell's restau.
rant.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

In my own household, one of the do
mestics has taken Paine's Celery Compound
for liver trouble of long standing, and
says: 1T has done more good than any
other medicine"
Several priests have spoken to me in
praise OF this remedy, and believe it has
the confidence Of my associates.
Even did | not know from personal
observation of the worth of Paine's Celery
Compound, | should feel like praising il
for the simple reason that it is prepared
by Wells d Richardson Co., firm whose
members have known for nearly a
quarter of century, and in whom have
JOHN S. MICHAUD,
Coadjutor Bishop of Burlington.
There is no household in the land that
can honestly afford to be without this
remedy. 1t is simple matter to test its
efficacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Little Jack--Oh. mother, do love
cake! It's awful nice.
Mother UCprovingly)-You should not
say you love" cake-say like" DO
not say awfur'-say very" Do not
say mice" say good" And by the
way. the word 'oh" should be omitted.
Now, my dear, repeat the sentence cor
rectly.
Jack-l like cake. It's very good.
MOther-Thats better.
Jack with an air Of disgust 1t
sounds as IT was only talking bout
bread. London Tit-BitS.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
The Only Thing.

A man once wrote to western law
yer for information in regard to per-
son who had owed him considerable
sum of money for long time.
what property has he which could
attachY" he asked.
The lawyers reply was brief and to
the point:
1.-THE man died six months ago. He
has left nothing subject to attachment
save a widow."-Youths Companion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

No remedy in the world means so much
to the sick and suffering as Paines Celery
Compound
No remedy in the world has been in
dorsed and recommended by men and
women whose only motive is their love
for their fellowmen. and the hope that
what Paine S Celery. Compound has done
for them, it may do for the readers of
their testimonials.
Paines Celery Compound is not pat
ent medicine, and must be distinguished
from patent medicines. II is prescrip-
ton which is put within the reach of every
man and woman in the civilized world
the prescription of the greatest of Ameri-
can physicians-the browning result of
his years of study and experience. 1t is
the wonderful prescription of Prof. Ed
ward f. Phelps, NJ D., l.. l.. d., Of Dart
month Colles e.
Tho following letter from Bishop Mi
chaud. one of the abe,t priests in the Ro-
man Catholic Church in this country. tells
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Recent experiments snow tnat all classes
of foods may be completely digested by a
preparation called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
which absolutely digest what you eat. As
it is the only combination of all the natural
has become enormous. 1t has never failed
to cure the very worst cases of Indigestion
nd it always gives instant relief. Ken
drlck & Co.. Barre.t Wilcox & Gillette
Moretown, Vt,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Reports show a greatly increased death
rate from throat and lung troubles. due
to the prevalence Of Group. pneumonia,
and grippe We advertise the use OF One
Minute Cough Cure in all of these ann
culties. 1t is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Children
like it. Kendrick g. Co.. Barre. Wilcox
h Gillette, Moretcwn. Vt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

For the weakness ana prostration fol-
lowing grippe there is nothing so prompt
and effective as One Minute Cough Cure
This preparation is highly endorsed as an
unfailing remedy for all throat and lung
troubles aud its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t was made to cure quickly.
Kendrick & Co., Barre, Wilcox & Gillette,
Moretown, Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
Prof. Avery f; e. ': ; b: :: ::
office on Keith Ave, F, iday
and Saturday Of each week.
Telephone Connections
Genital Vermont Railway
TIMETABLE

Corrected to January % 1901
Trains leave Barre Daily, except Sunday,
as follows
GOING SOUTH
$40 A. M.-MAIL For Boston via Lowell
or Fitchburg; New York via Springfield and
all New England points, ParIor car to Bos-
ron via Lowell.
1901 p. M FAST EXPRESS For Boston
via Lowell New York via Springfield and
via New London. Buff parlor car to Bos-
ton.
$40 p. M.-LOCAL PASSENGER For
Mortified. Randolph, White River Junction
and Windsor.
HOO p. M. NIGHT EXPRESS. Leaves
Barre week days only, but leaves Montpe-
Ter IL 55 A. NJ. daily, including Sundays, for
Boston via Lowell or FitchbuTg and for New
York via Springfield. Pullman sleeping cars
10 Boston via Lowell ard to Springfield
GOING NORTH
$50 A. NJ -PASSENGEK For Burlington
st. Adams Montreal and R1chtord. Con
meets at Essex Junction with express for all
points on Rutland Railroad
3.O5 P. NJ. - MAIL For Burlington, Rut-
land, Cambridge Junction, st Adams Mon
treal and Rouses Point. Parlor car to Mon
treal.
$40 P. NJ. - EXPRESS For Burlington,
st. Adams and Montreal. Pullman sleeping
car, Montpelier Junction to Chicago without
change. Due Chicago S.45 p. NJ next night.
Suburban Service
TRAINS TO MONTPELIER. Leave Barre $40
$50 A. NJ, II OF, 305, BIO HOO M.
TRAINS TO BARRE. Leave Montpelier 635
9.15, 1850 A. M, 1855, $50 and $40 p. NJ
WiIIlamstown Trains
Leave Barre lee, 4.30 p. NJ. Due Williams
town, l.55, $50 p, NJ.
Leave Williamstown, 40 A. Nj, $50 P. ID
Due Barre, sos A. NJ, 300 p. Nj.
Il. FITZHUGH, 5. w. CUMMINGS,
Vice-Pres & Gen. Maug. Gen. Pass. Agt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
STOWE.

F. G. Bashaw is visiting bis mother
and sister at Brockton, Mass.
H. E Shaw and Frank Robinson are
attending United States Court at Bur-
lingt0n this week.
The third entertainment of the Lee
ture Course that was to have been
given Friday night was a failure ow-
ing to the lecturer, Rev. Mr.. McClary
not putting 10 appearance.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
Cover. Too Much Ground.

Binks-Jinks Is continually telling me
what lucky fellow you are.
Kinks-Yes, but l don't like the way
be expresses 1t. Every time he meets
me he says: "Kinks. you're a lucky
man. You don't seem to have any
thing on your mind at all."-Indianap-
oils Sun.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

There is always danger In using coun-
terfeits of DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve.
The original is safe and certain cure
for piles. it is a soothing and healing
salve for sores and all skin diseases. Ken
drick & Co., Barre. Wilcox & Gillette,
Moretown, Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Persons who can not take ordinary pills
find it pleasure to take DeWitt's Little
i've pills ever made. Kendrick 4 Co.,
Barre, Wilcox & Gillette, More own. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
A Fellow Feeling.

Hasben--Yes, am always interested
In perpetual motion ideas. like 'em.
Tatters Yer do? What fur?
Hasben They never work.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Gle was in the legislature two
years." reads notice Of a departed
citizen; "came within an ace of going
to congressA held government office
five years and finally died Christian"
Atlanta Constitution.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

The Bible has been SO called only Tor
the last 100 years. 1t was formerly
called 1.-THE Books or the "Diyine
Library"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, s

STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, CO
LUCAS COUNTY, Do
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will paw the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December,
4. d. 1886
A. W. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly OF the blood and mucous
of the system. Send for testi-
free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggist. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
A Writer'S Aspirations.

WF1tefb AspIrHtiOHH'
They were looking through the H.
brary. III you had the divine gift
what would you rather writer" asked
the romantic young woman.
"Checks." replied the sordid young
philadelphia Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
FARM FOR SALE.

Known as the Chandler Burnham farm
on Whitcher Hill, in the town of Cabot
one and one-half mile from Cabot upper
village, creamery. churches, stores and
high school. District School thirty rods
from house. The farm consists of 1876
acres or more Of land divided into pasture
and tillage. There are 1000 sugar trees,
one-half Of which have not been tapped
plenty of spruce and hemlock to keep
buildings and fences in repair. Choice
fruit trees. The farm is in high state of
cultivation. Running water at house and
barn. Buildings are comfortable and
ready fer occupancy. The farm will be
sold to include evaporator, sugar tools
and other implements now on hand
Terms one-half cash balance on mortgage.
Possession given as soon as papers are
drawn and recorded. For further infor-
nation apply to
George Wooster,
Mnrshfield, W
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Millions of people are familiar with De-
Wits Little early Risers and those who
use them find them to be famous little
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

To have a perfect stomach man or
a woman must dine well and breakfast
and sup simply.-Ladies' Home Jour-
nal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27
A Smooth Answer.

He-Do you think you really wanted
a new dress now?
She-You don't know anything about
1t. ! wish had known before / mar
ried you what stupid you are.
He-You might have guessed 1t
easily, when offered to marry you.-
Pick-Me-Up.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

What's the secret of happy. vigorous
health?, Simply keeping the bowels, the
tomach. the liver and kidnys strong and
active. Burdocks Blood Bitters does it,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

LADIES, THREE DOZEN FREE.
DR.. Charcot's Anti-Germ Pastilles.
Positively infallible in troubles peculiar to
the sex. Monthly remedy. Never dis
appoint. Harmless Simple. Convenient.
Particulars with free box. Dr. Julia
Pinaud, Wood Bldg, Nassau St., New
York City. 23O TT
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

CORRESPONDENT WANTED in
every city, town and village in America.
Newspaper and other work. Experienced
and inexperienced. Good remuneration
News and stories wanted. For particulars
address The Bulletin Press Association,
New York. 231 tt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-27

Corrected to January % 1901
Trains leave Barre Daily, except Sunday,
as follows:
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-17
ON HIS OWN PETARD.
Ysung Dentist Was Too Smart for
His own Good.
From the New York Times.

From the New York Times.
I'm through with freak advertise
ing" said the young dentist. 1--WE had
my fling at trade secured through IL
legitimate tricks, and I've sworn off from
further cultivation of the public in
ways that are dark.
1T was about six months ago that
I first resorted to irregular methods of
securing patronage. Things were go
ing fairly we'll with me then, but I
made up my mind that / was entitled
to still more business, and in order 10
secure my just deserts availed myself
of one of those idiotic advertising
schemes now so popular with small
fry tradesmen and professional men,
l wrote letters to total strangers whose
names had been picked haphazard out
of directories and newspapers, and in
closed bills for service rendered. These
letters were all modelled on the same
copy. In them suavely expressed my
hope that the cuspids and bicuspids OF
my unknown patrons had been in good
condition since last treated them, and
l generously suggested that, IL they so
desired, would be please to have them
call and undergo q final dental ex-
animation as guarantee OF thorough
satisfaction before the payment Of the
inelosed bills. which ranged from SIS
TO $50
"Of course never expected 10 get
any money out OF these bills. Ny OBJ
Ject In sending them was 10 arouse
curiosity among the fictitious debtors
who, having never even heard OF me
professionally or otherwise. would nat
urally be anxious 10 find out something
about me and the strange circum-
stances Of their unmerited bills. ! had
pursued this plan for about four
months with tolerable success. when
sent out a bin and the etereotyped let
ter 10 a man who lived on West TWEEN
ty-third street, and may be called
Whitman for the purpose Of the story
His BIN Was Tor fzg. That letter, like
al the Others, WAS only a stray shot
nfed "a d very elusive target, and the
chance of getting a reply WAS only one
iu 4 thousand, IN that particular case
the long shot Won, and two days alter
mailing me Letter ! Nns h0Iofed with q
cail from Nf whitman. So bad 3 ~.
lI1elly strenuous manner. and 10
opfpine remarks fairly swept uls off
nly ieet
The Savannah morning news., 1901-11-17
FOR HOME MISSION WORK.
Northern Methodist Church Makes
Its Appropriations.

Pittsburg, Pa, Nov. 16.-The discus
sion of appropriations for home mis-
sions took UP the entire session Of the
General Missionary Committee of the
Methodist Episcopal Church to-day.
When the committee got through 1t
was found that $4,000 too much had
been appropriated and the committee
went to work to find the leak. The
over-asses sment was deducted from
some of the larger appropriations.
Appropriations were made to Ala
bama, Arkansas, Atlantic mission, Aus
tin, Blue Ridge, Central Tennessee,
Georgia, Gulf missions, Holston, Ken
lucky, Missouri, st. Johns river, st.
Louis, Virginia and West Virginia, all
on the eight per cent. cut on last
years appropriation.
Additional appropriations We're; At
lanta, 81, 067; Central Alabama, S1,104;
Central Missouri. So, 496; Delaware, ST.
472; Eastern Tennessee. $1.S03; Florida,
1855; Lexington, $2137; Little Rock,
S2,7O5; Louisiana, $2,705; Mississippi,
$1,s09: Mobile, $1,104; North Carolina,
50. 20S; Savannah, $1,421; South Caro-
lima, $912S; Tennessee, s2,254; Texas,
SO, TIP; Upper Mississippi, $2,22S; Wash
ington, 81 1903; West Texas, $5,6S0.