Evening journal., 1901-11-20
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Delaware, November 2Oieth. 19 h
dered an won.
Mrs. Mary Ann Jones, Sandtown. Sa
streeng deesuickt. Kent konl
Delaware.
Mi deer Mary Ann: Yore risin' h
band is er prisner at last, an hev b
thinlSin NV them werds of yorn. I'll
eff kept fOOlin with Mister Addi
wud git in iale.' Well it hez l1um,
pass, fer after locked the tank all
on Satterday mite j went up tu the.
tn lok out an / drapped the kee outs|
ther grass. Mi pervishun is gittin Il
an hev hollered miself horse try'|
to maik sum NV our ferers heer
but hit haint no yuse. / dropped 4
down tew leetle boy wat wus p,a
around the marsh, an if you git Il
wont you send werd tn sum NV our
.ers tew KUN an git me out.
tried tew kummunikate with Mis-
AddiX at Klaymont with the maccai
telegraf. but j. guess / hev fergot Y
italyn Charlee Kittengeer teached !
fer haint ben able tn git a durn M
sage j heered it a klickin wunst
furgOt how tew klick back 50 h
rung off agin. Hit sertinly is al
kuragin an no mistaik don't belfI
thet kud git out NV heer eff / he'd spIlI
ten wedge and a maw.. YOre risin III
band is low speerited and hez a lonstl
tew Sc you all in Sandtown. Hit VII
be worse tho if thare wuz any snaal'|
or muskeeters, they wood torment 4
sowl Outin yore statesman.
Don't fergit tew git pare NV sholl
fer tew fatten, eff you hev tew sell y(l
aldurney kaff tew pay fer EN-. Ef "a
bois didn't put the implyments aw1
Wen they got dun seedin weet have II
put up tew onst. Thare is times we
don't no weather viii, ever Sc you ash
but eff j don't jiss keep them little Eli
and fellers NV ourn outen pollyticks.
tew yuse the EXPRESSION NV sum 7,
hour Sussex fellers. "pollyticlks
pollyticks."
Wen / see the reform assOSyashun e ?
ten every body AN putin charges aet
them, Mary Ann, ! am afreered tn ,
thay will git down in tRer ShCOshi
deestrict an look aroun fthare an sl''
NV our Sandtown people will pint a
tew them wOt / dun wen first KUN al
fer Mister AddiX. Hit sertainly is t.,
ryfyble. Mary Ann. Keep the childr
in till there vacksinashuns git well, f
thare is lots NV people in Pensylvany
watts gitten lockjaw an dyin frum g
ten vacksinated. Don't let the doc
ter vacksinate them with vyruss out
toobe. fer hit is tine kind wat th,I
say es pizen tew the sisstem.
Ef you KEN tew town don't be afeer
NV the polise Just walk er long I'LL
es eff you wus an Onest mans wife, Il
lyou incident be affeered NV them, f
thay air all goin tew git arrested. Skc
| Veryon wat is a edytOr. heZ been a te
in things on en- an sez he ez goin tn tt
all he nose bout everybody ceptin n
an mister AddiX. Hit wuz all on e
kount NV a hoss trade wot his broth
had wun time with Sheriff Mazda
yalls Them fellers haint gittin nj
NV the sheriff's advertizin nuther, Mai
Ann. an thet kind NV gets EN- rile
Hit duz me an mister AddiX good te
see the way SkOtt lams hit intu the
Reglers and ther dOpont origin. We a
gOin tew give SkOtt sumthin wen v
git in power Ef any demmykrats ku
tew the house an asks fer sumthin te
eet give nit tew them, Mary Ann, f,
they haint such bad fellers ez we th'
and asides we may need EN- wen W,
hold our next leckshun. fer we air go.
two fite shOlder tew sholder with e
against the regler Republicans an v
air in hit fer keeps. Ferris Jiles is
hit and we KANT help but suckseed f
eff Ferris kaint tawk a blew streek the
thare haint no use tryin. Mister Add
wont let Ferris git vacksinated kawl
hees Altered that Ferris will git Il
lOckiaw. Hit sertinly wood be distres
in eff Ferris kuddent tawk.
Ef i git outen heer bi thanksgivin
am a goin tew Klaymount two eet wit
mister AddiX. an Mary Ann eff k
slyp any NV the orangys or kake in I
pocket j am gOin two sen hit dow
tew yeOu an the Children. Hit ez pur
hard tew steel anything frum Mar
tlOOreez fer thay air watching pur
klOse ever since the time thet FraI
Alice and Kale Laiton an sum more l
> the boys wuz up thare tew dinner. II
tuck y orangys tew feed six NV the
an tnare wusnt but six peelins left {
= tew the table. Them fellers didn't ST
long after dinner an ketched wun l
b them eatin a orange behind the ba
an eff hednt NV bin eatin wun mise
= i spect wud hev told on him. Tha
WIS six slises NV kake missin at d
same time, Mary Ann, an they ca
must a tuck morn won seegar fer Z
p box wus purity empty
3 Frank Bradlee is a havin his oy
trubbles list now. fer he KANT keep
. body in Jail. Jest ez sure es he puts
feller in an silvesteer De Townsei
= Junior heers about hit he goze an g
wot is kalled a haybus kOrpuss ritt
sends fer Chief Justiss Lore who sen
fer Frank an sez wi did yeou put u
feller in iale. Frank trize tew tell HI
4 but hit don't seem to be no yuse. 81
Y vester De Townsend Junior jest SCI
{ thare an sez nuthin till the chief j
5 tiss tells him tew take the prison
out i'm the open air Hit sertinly
r diskuragin an pore Frank Bradlee
: gittin sick. Thares a feller heer VIZ
d sellin bildin lots out tew Resell. an
veou have teW doc is tew pay 10 dOll'