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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
DRESS1AkING! A.!

Mrs. James Young desires to
announce to the public that she
will reopen her dressmaking par
lors on February l, 1901. All
kinds of plain and fancy sewing
upon short notice.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

The people on Mars should be
thoroughly informed concerning
our immigration laws.
The north pole is much like a
woman's pocket. We all know
where it should be, but we can't
find it.
The dumb brutes have taken up
the fad. A California boy was
kidnapped by grizzly bear a few
! days ago.
Cometh now Memphis and
shyeth its castor into the ring as
claimant for the title of Chicago of
the South !!
If there were fewer lawyers in
our Legislative bodies, perhaps
there would be fewer lawyers en-
gagged in the practice of law
a newly discovered poet down
in Alabama bears the name Git
THAR, and he no doubt thinks he
has the poetic feet upon which to
do so.
That New Jersey man who
spanked his wife with hot frying
pan has introduced a new innova-
ton into domestic corrective af-
fairs.
There is significance in the re-
lapse of the reform movements in
New York City. The people ap-
pear to be able to get thus far but
no farther
Senator Hanna's prediction that
if the subsidy bill is not passed at
this session ''it will not be heard of
again for twenty years" is distinct
ly encouraging.
Some husbands are painfully
particular A Brooklyn man is
asking for a divorce on the ground
that he doesn't like being crowded
out of bed by his wife's pet dogs.
Upon the announcement of the
death of Queen Victoria, both the
Senate and the House adjourned.
Here is more evidence for the
cranks of secret alliance between
the United States and Great Brit
ain.
1t is said that there are fine
openings for artificial ice plants in
several South American republics.
The same thing could be said of
another real warm place, where
they don't have monthly revolu-
tions.
The Cuban school teachers must
be just lovely The American
superintendent of schools in Ha-
vana has married one of them, and
now Senator Frye of Maine is to
make another one of them his
bride.
Andrew Carnegie threatens to
create steel trust to fight the one
now in existence. "When Greek
meets Greek, then comes the tug
of war" The people will get
whatever benefits accrue from the
struggle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Ralph Neesham came in Sun
day from Sunshine, near Glen
wood, where he has been for the
past couple of months. Ralph has
been laid up for several weeks
recently on account of a bruised
ankle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Geo. L. Miller has commenced
the construction of 25x60 store
building to be located directly
across the street from the K. of P.
building.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Mrs. Geo. Middleton and chill
dren departed on Tuesday last to
visit friends in East st. Louis,
after which they will go to Illinois
to remain indefinitely.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

A. NJ. Hadleman came in from
Denver last week to take the po-
sition of dry goods salesman for
the Colo. Supply Co.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Mrs. Mary Chestnut will return
home from Denver Thursday. She
will bring with her little Miss
Edna Guild, daughter of Mrs. j.
w. Rockefeller.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

John Yenich, owner of the house
which has stood directly in front
of the chute for number of years,
is moving the building a distance
of two blocks and will locate it on
thelot adjoining the Click residence
on the west.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

II. G. Lawrence, the gentleman
ly and obliging billing clerk at the
depot, has been temporarily laid
off pending increased business.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Mr.. Fred e. Jarvis was married
to Miss Winnifred Irene Ottaway
at Alamosa ON Monday. They
will reside at Salida.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Mr.. Shoenberg, brother of Mrs.
P. A. Sarnpliner, is in the city
spending a few days visiting with
his sister.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

The Mutual Life Insurance
company of New York, through its
local representative, V. E. Metzler,
has paid the heirs of Mrs. Esther
Chappell 81 900 insurance.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Jos. II. Block returned today
from two weeks trip to Denver
and Erie. The family is visiting
Mrs. Blocks parents at the latter
place.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

The Elk Mountain Band boys
are making preparations for a
musical and dramatic entertain
ment to be given after the Febru-
ary pay day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Tony Stanica was badly injured
in the mine on Wednesday last by
fall of coal. His principal in
jury was in the right hip in which
a bone was broken. He also sus-
tained internal injuries. He was
sent to the Pueblo hospital Satur-
day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

q. HI. Judd arrived from Vul.
can Wednesday and went over tc
Gothic to remain for a while.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Miss May Young has purchased
the Schaefer stock of tobaccos and
confectionery and will conduct the
business as formerly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Geo. Adams was up from Gun
nison Wednesday on a business
trip.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Mrs. Jos. Runnoe entertained g
number of friends at dinner Sat.
urday afternoon.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Attend the weekly Club dance at
the City Hall Thursday evening.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

W. A. Welch returned Saturday
from business trip to Pueblo.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
Tuesday. Jun. 29. 1901.
Local Lore.

Saturday was pay day at the
mine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

John McCosker is working at
the mine blacksmith shop assist
ing in the labor of building % 5new
mine cars.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
SCHOOL REPORT.

Following is the report of the
Crested Butte public schools for
the month of January:
GRAMMAR DEPARTMENT.
Number enrolled, "a. Number
of days taught, 20. Number of
cases of tardiness, l. Pupils nei-
ther tardy nor absent: Nellie
Decker. Those who missed but
New Years Day: Emma Bruce,
Ethel Benson, Lizzie Walters.
G. S. STRICKLER, Principal.
INTERMEDIATE DEPARTMENT.
Number enrolled, 60. Per cent
of attendance, Sc. Number of
days taught, 20. Pupils neither
tardy nor absent: Nellie Bruce,
May Snodgrass. Wyie Smith,
Sadie Julian, John Kraschoweh,
Earl Olney.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
Personal Pointers

Mrs. Geo. Walters was visiting
in Gunnison Friday.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29
MAY CLoNCH. Teacher.
PRIMARY DEPARTMENT.
GRAMMAR DEPARTMENT.

Number enrolled, 38. Per cent
of attendance, 73. Number of
days taught, 20. Pupils neither
tardy nor absent: Mary Kroche-
var, frankie Mosher, Johnny
Doyle.
MINNIE CLoNcH, Teacher.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Andrew Carnegie threatens to
create steel trust to fight the one
now in existence. "When Greek
meets Greek, then comes the tug
of war" The people will get
whatever benefits accrue from the
struggle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

The Rathbone Sisters gave their
fifth annual ball at the City Hall
last Friday evening in celebration
of Bobby Burns birthday. The
crowd in attendance was not very
large, but what it lacked in num-
bers it made up in jovial deport-
ment. Too much praise Cannot be
given the excellent supper served
by Mrs. Agnes Kerr
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

Miss Maude Bray was pleasant
ly surprised last Tuesday evening
by large party of friends calling
unexpectedly at her home to spend
the evening. Dancing and music
We're the features of the event.
Miss Bray, Mrs. Applegate, Mr..
and Mrs. Blakemore and Mr.. Te-
tard furnished delightful music,
while the happy crowd enjoyed
themselves by merry participation
in tripping the light fantastic A
delicious lunch was served by the
the ladies. Miss Bray proved a
charming hostess and did the hon
ors of the occasion admirably.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

The mill that turns our es-
teemed contemporary evidently
turns slowly. Dating Friday and
appearing Monday, coupled with a
recent republication of half of the
matter that appeared in the for
mer issue, leads to the inference
that its bearings are little rusty
A total of thirty-six common words
were mis-spelled in the last issue.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1901-01-29

The Cuban school teachers must
be just lovely, The American
superintendent of schools in Ha.
vana has married one of them, and
now Senator Frye of Maine is tc
make another one of them his
bride.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
Courtesr 20 ChlIdron.

Kindness and consideration play a
most important and salutary part in the
upbringing Of children. The little ones
brought up in an mosphere of kind
mes are much more easily governed than
those living in other Surroundings
kndness begets content, cheeriulness,
trustfulness, and confdence unkind-
ness invites revolt, ill-will frethulness,
hostility and deceit. Permanent i'm
pressions of good or i'll are left on the
character OF children by the treatment
they receive at the hands OF those hav-
ing their training in charge.
"A writer points out that great injury
is often done children not alone in the
matter Of their present happiness, but
in regard OF their future character and
conduct, by want of polteness in their
treatment by their elders. Children
who refuse to yield to government by
kindness are extremely rare, and those
whose dispositions, character and hap
piness are not wrecked by senseless,
continuous unkindness quite as much
so. Parents and educators cannot be
too careful in keeping this Obvious truth
constantly in view. No one even in the
most advanced years, forgets the kind
nesses received in youth. The mothers
gentle persuasion, the fathers kindly
counsel, the teachers friendly interest,
are remembered till the very last hour
OF lie, and form one of the brightest
OF memory's dearest treasures.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
Scarcely a ProainbIe ArticIe.

II see" said the head of the FIRM,
that you have an article in one of the
magazines this month"
Yes, the young man proudly re-
piled; Il think l have demonstrated in
a thoroughly reasonable way the prac-
ticaability of living on 81 week"
Il congratulate YOU" his employer
answered. ITS a good article. l read
it with great interest And, by the way,
I've been troubled a good deal lately.
I've felt that it must be mighty hard for
you to get along on what l was paying
you, and I've been wondering how
could work things around so as to give
you more without increasing the run
ming expenses of the concern"
YesP the young expert returned
with hopeful infection
But it's all right, l see" the old man
answered, "You can live on S4 a week
and that leaves you So to have fun with
or save, as you please So there's a
load off my mind. Say, il you write any
more articles along this line tell me
about them, will you? I'd like to read
EN-. It's great stuff"
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
Fnlling out Of Your nonts.

The fact that persons who fall great
distances often lose their boots in the
descent has not yet been explained.
Perhaps the most recent case is that
OF Mr.. Charles James, of st. Agnes,
who was unfortunate enough to fall
distance Of 100 feet in Polbreen mine.
During the fall both his boots (Which
had been tightly laced came off and
were discovered in the shaft fathoms
above him. The phenomenon is not
confined to miners know a case of
young woman falling down
plump" losing her boots in the same
peculiar manner.-Cornlsh Post.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
a Lesson in petectire IYorl,.

1t was early morning. The rising
sun had dispelled the gloom and weak.
ened all the little birds, who forthwith
began the usual row.
Under the shadow of a wall at the cor
ner of the long seaside road stood two
men, one an inspector of police. the
other a lately Joined police recruit.
The inspector was treating his COM
panion to a lesson in detective work
and explaining the science of obser-
walton and deduction which enabled a
man to reason from effects to causes.
Observe" said he, "this man an.
preaching; on his shoulder he carries
something in n long cloth case: that
is gun; his right hand coat-pocket
bulges in a peculiar knobby way. that
indicates cartridges; his boots are
muddy, so are the knees Of his trous-
ers. Therefore, he has been on marsh
land, probably duck-shooting; let us
ask him.
What no! friend, shot anything?"
But the sportsman shakes his head
and, opening the cloth case, displays
a fishing rod; as he turns to go, he
produces from his right coat-pocket n
handful OF cookies, which he offers TO
the inspector
And the recruit, striving to give
practical application to the words of
his superior, wonders whether the
man caught the cookies with rod and
line.-Tit-Bits.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
A Long Game.

When I arrived at Black Rock I in
quired Of the landlord Of the village
tavern for a man named Wharton, who
had some land to sell.
DO you mean old Bill WhatonY'
was queried in reply.
yes"
Got land down on Bass riyer2"
"Yes."
'Well, I know him. He lives about
three miles out of town"
Can l get horse to take me out
there?"
Eyes, but it won't do you any good"
is he seriously ill.,"
Not that know OF. but he wouldn't
see the President of the United States
before next Wednesday. If you can
wait seven or eight days you can get
to talk about that land with him"
Then Mr. Wharton has got some
special business on hand for a weekY
l asked.
you can gamble that he has. stran-
ger Yes, sir, it's special business, and
no mistake. At noon to-day he and old
Pete Davis sat down to a game of
checkers for the championship OF this
county"
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
The MItnees scored.

The cross-eXaminer was smart man,
whose object was to dsconcert the wit
ness and discredit his testimony.
What did you say your name wasp
was the first question.
Michael Doherty."
"Michael Doherty, EN-? Now, Do.
herty, answer this question carefully
Are you a married man?"
"Oi think so. Oi was married"
SO you think because you got mar
ried that you are a married man, do
you? Now tell me whom you mar
ried"
Who Oi married. married a wo.
man"
Now, don't you know better than to
trihe with the court? OF course you
married a woman; did you ever hear
OF anyone marrying a man"
eyes. Moi sister did. ."
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

sician. She cannot bring herself TO
tell everything, and the physician is
at constant disadvantage. This is
why, for the past twenty-five years,
thousands of women have been con-
fiding their troubles to Mrs. Pinl5ham,
and whose advice has brought happi-
ness and health to countless women in
the United States.
Mrs. Chappell. of Grant Park, ILL.,,
whose portrait we publish, advises all
suffering women to seek Mrs. Pink
hams advice and use Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, as they
cured her of inflammation of the ovaries
and womb she, therefore. speaks from
knowledge, and her experience ought
to give others confidence. Mrs. Pink
hams address is Lynn. Mass, and her
advice is hSnlutol'- f"en
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
WHY MRS. PINKHAM
IS Able to Help Sick Women
When Doctors Fail.

How gladly would men fly to wo.
mans aid did they but understand a
woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities,
and peculiar organic disturbances.
Those things are known only to
women, and the aid man would give
is not at his command.
To treat case properly it is neces-
sary to know all about it, and full
information, many times, cannot be
given by woman TO her family ply
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

A. M. Priest Druggist, shelbyville, Ind,
says: "Hall's Catarrh Cure gives the best OF
satisfaction. Can get plenty Of testimonials,
rs 1t cures every one who takesit." Druggists
sell it, 75c.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Again two illustrious men met.
"McSweeny" said the Governor of
North Carolina to the Governor Of
South Carolina, with deep solemnity
have you joined the BuffaloesP
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
TWo-fold,

Sniffs-There is more sin in Chicago
than in any other city on the face OF the
earth.
Snufs-I beg to differ,
Il defy you to name another with
more sin in it"
"Cincinnatip
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Ask TOur Dealer for ALIENS Foot-Eass,
A powder to shake into your shoes rests the
feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Callous Aching, Sweating Feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens Foot Ease makes new
or tight shoes easy. At all sdrlggists and
shoe stores Is cts. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s. Oimsied, LeRoy, N. Y.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
Cure, Cancer and Blood Poison.

Contagious blood poison. old eating ulcers,
serofula, bone pains, falling hair, mucous
patches, and deadly cancer, running, tester
ing sores, persistent pimples. cured by B. =. D.
Botanic Blood Balm) which kills the poison.
Heals every sore; especially recommended for
old, obstinate cases. Druggists, 81. Describe
troubles snd'tlial treatment sent free by writ
ing DR.. Gillian. IL Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Time may be money, but most Of us
would rather give up our time than our
money.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

If you want good digestion to wait upon
your appetite" you should always chew bar
OF Adams Pepsin Tutti Frutti.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF
as a cough cure.--J w. 0BRIEE, 322 Third
Avenue, NJ, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
A Broad Hint.

Mr.. Staylate-Aw, Miss Dimples, you
have such dweamy eyes, doncher know
Miss Dimples-No; I'm just sleepy;
THAT'S all.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
once ,rrled, Nover ForsaIsen.

No other sovereign in the world has as
many physicians as the Car,
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

This has been the history Of Crab Orchard
Water. II makes friends it keeps them. II
does all that is claimed for it.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Jyt,nC is aa simple as washing when you
use PUTNAM FADELEss DYES Sold by all
druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

There are ten battalons in the British
regular army that wear the old Scotch
kills.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inlammn-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

A cord of wood weighs, on an average,
two and half tons
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01
If YeM Mave Rhemmntisrn

-. Out of every three persons struck by
lightning two recover.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Send no money, but write Or. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. Box 149, for six : SNttlos Of Dr.. Shoop's
Rheumatic Cure, exp. paid. lfcuredpay $3.50
II not, 1t is free.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Ireland sends to England $4,000 tons
Of meat a year.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

In society it is more blessed to be polite
than to be truthful.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

It's the early worm that gets on the 6sh
hook,
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

FITS permanently cured. No fits OF nervous
ness after 6rgt days use of DR.. Nine'n Great
Nerve Restorer SO trial bottle and treatise free
Dr.. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St.. Phila., Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

The municipality of Chicago employs 1872
women in various capacities
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Switzerland cultivates 100000 fruit
trees.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

Great Br tain eHts her entire wheat crop
in about thirteen weeks.
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

ABEhT all bowel troubles. appendicitis, bil-
EAbHWRn iOusness, bad breath, bad blood, wind
HEHHHhE on NlC stomach, blORted bowels, foul
SSddau mouth, headache, indigestion, ptnlples.
pains aleF eattng Liver trouble salOYg complexion
nnd dizziness. Whom your bowels don't move
lRrly getGing STICK. Constipation kills moro
people than Rl2 other diseases together. II Is n
sturter for she chronic ailments and long years OF
suffering that como afteryv Ids. No what
alis you, start taking CASCARETs to-day, for you
VIII get vVcIl ard be well all the time
You pat your bowels right Take advice; start
with CASCARETS to-day, under absolute guar.
anteo TO cure or money refunded. N1
The suburban citizen., 1901-06-01

W o rtapnes
smP ~ numrer o IionE from
form ntcofos
OHIO
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1901-04-29
WEAK NERVES
MADE STRONG
SpeckS Before the Eyes
Dizziness Nervous
Exhaustion.

From overwork, worry. or other causes men
and women use themselves mp. strength and
energy are all gone; the nerves are weak and a
complete collapse takes place. II is for Just
such cases as this tnat Old DR.. Hallock Won
derfu Electric Pills made They cure the
most obstinate cases Of prostration, nerv-
Gus exhaustion. specks before the eyes. trembling
nervous insomnia. nervous headache, tutterins OF
the heart. nervous spells in which you surely
think you are going to die, paralysis, sciatica,
st. Nitus' dance. tired in the morning as
when you went TO bed. and all nerve troubles
Old DIR. Hallock's Wonderful Electric Pills for
Weak, WORKOUT, Nervous People restore the nerve
centres. and make new. rich blood, giving rosy
check for the pale, bloodess face, stimulate the
ambition, and restore the confidence in ones sell
Sold at drug stores, 81 per box; boxes, sui
hcient TO cure most obstinate cases, 50, and b.
Z. Stevens Drug Store. 9TH St and Pa. ave,
Washington, or sent direct from laboratory, pre-
paid. on recent of nrice
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1901-04-29
LEGAL NOTICES.

IN JUSTICES COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
COLUMBIA BEFORE 4. :. TAYLOR. ESQ
4 JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.-EUGENE A.
BOWERS lately trading as L. A. Bowers &
Co. 10 the use OF EUGENE A. JONES. vs..
JOHN ERRINGTON and WILLIAM HOTCHI-
son. trading EuingtOn Co. At Law
No. 1927.
A summons in due form having been issued
out Of this court to a lawful constable Of thi.
District Tor the said defendants and the same
having, been by said constable returned mot 10
be found" it is hereby ordered that said de-
PENDANTS cause their appearance to be entered
herein on or before the 18TH DAY or MAY, A.
d. 1901 AT 3 Z. NJ, otherwise the cause will be
proceeded with as in case OF default.
Given under my hand and seal. this Goth day
OF April. \. D.. 1901.
(Seal) a. 5 TAYLOR. Justice Of the Peace.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1901-04-29
Cures Blood Poison,
Cancer. Eating Sores, Ulcers

Many suffer from contagious Blood Poi
son and Don't Know II. If you have any
suspicion of this Terrible Disease take
Botanic Blood Balm. Thousands are
cured. Botanic Blood Balm stops all
Soreness and Pain in bones and joints,
removes eruptons and copper-colored
spots from the Face and Body, stops de
cay of the Flesh and Bones. and prevents
the Hair from falling out. Heals old, OBJ
stinate Ulcers, Eating Sores, Swollen
Glands. Itching Scabs or Scales, Cancer,
Pimples. and kills the Poison, giving the
skin the rich glow of Perfect Health Bo-
tanic Blood Balm. the Standard Treat
ment for Blood Poison and Cancer, cures
when all else fails Druggists. 81. Trial
treatment free by writing DR.. Gillian, 176
Mitchell Street, Atlanta, Ga. Describe
trouble and free medical advice given.
Sold in Washington by Henry Evans
Drug Store. OBJ + Street northwest
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1901-04-29
RETURN OF A PRoDIGAL.
Missing PennsyIvnnian Turns Up
TO Claim a Fortune.

SHARON, Pa. April 2S.-Abner Davis.
a ragged stranger entered DIR. d. l..
Evans office at New Castle yesterday
and demanded that he be paid $1,000 Of
his fortune. The doctor thought the man
insane and began to humor him. thinking
that he might do him bodily harm.
you don't recognize me. do you?'
asked the man. The doctor confessed
that he did not. "Well. / am the young
man who disappeared from Nanticoke
Pa, fifteen years ago. and was believed
to- he dead"
The doctor then recognized Iavis. The
prodigals broken-hearted father spent
hundreds of dollars looking foi him and
died few months ago He left a fortune
of 100000 to he divided between two
daughters and the prodigal, should he
ever return. The executors have already
paid the money to the other heirs. DR.
Evans is one Of the executors.