Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-08-15
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Dir. VIM. e. Waugh almost despises
the 18th day of August.
No one has welcomed tile hay fever
season with three cheers, or anything
else.
1t Is said that Policeman Raleigh
and Rev. Crispin do not approve each
other.
Isn't it pretty nearly time to shut
off on vacations and everybody get
down to work?
Perhaps others who are ordered to
"move on" will fount permits in the
policemen's faces.
Good many victims who would fa!n
Away to wooded bills and vales' who
are obliged to stay in town.
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Nothing has yet been said concern
ing the outlook, for squirrels this fall
Maybe it will be nothing but outlook
High time for Willie's papa and
Mary's mother to come home from
their vacations and gee them ready
for school,
Although less than one per cent of
the applicants could be appointed, the
Library Board deserves credit for Civ
ing the position Of assistant librarian
to resident of Akron.
Vlndicator is still talking of that para
graphers' picnic. What's the matter
with having blue-gill fry, Sir
Hannabras, at one of Akron's lakes Z
Over in Trumbull county some boys
cut preachers dust robe to bits and
tied the pieces to the harness and
buggy. And to think that Trumbull
county is a part of this Western Re
serve.
His gift of library to Barberton
might indicate that Mr. Barber's
middle name should be Carnegie. But
it should be borne in mind that Mr.
Barber has not tied the town up to q
costly maintenance agreement.
After good deal of careful thought
and as the result of a series Of con.
ferences with some of the most level
headed men in Akron, the Wise and
Otherwise department feels justified
in saying that had John w. Gooden.
berger on Aug %, 1888, been killed
by the terrible Apache Kid, he would
not now be serving on the Akron Do.
lice force.
Lord Raoul Arthur Phillip DeGentilly
LaVallee, of Paris, Is evidently a gen
tleman of his word. A lawyer In New
Jersey recently said some mean
things about Lord Raoul and the latter
challenged him to duel. The lawyer
thought to make fun of the Frenchmar
and as the challenged party, named
rotten eggs as the weapons, the re
suit is eagerly anticipated.
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In wrestling match, Graeco- Roman
style between Il bull and a profes
sional bull wrestler at Kentuck,
county fair, the bull won in tw,
straight falls. The first intention, o
course, was to have the man win th
match, but the original plans were up
set and so was the bull wrestler. IL,
emerged from the contest with tori
clothes and many bruises and an
nounces that he had given up bul
wrestling permanently,
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Mayor Robertson wants an ordi
nance regulating the speed Of automo
biles. Now watch Akron get jealous
They've only got one auto in Akron
and that is the patrol wagon. The on
ly time 1t needs Its speed regulated II
when the citizens get into Il playful
mood and run it into the canal.-Can
ton News-Democrat.
1t beats all how Mayor Robertson
and the News-Democrat swell up an,
talk big when the President is /,
town.
Speaking of stories of bright child
ren, here is one that is told by tn,
big brother of n two and one.half yea
old girl. The big brother hal
corn and the other evening, Will,
the youngster was present he took of
his shoe and rubbed the sore toe rue