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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-08
MCKINLEY'S SOLILOQUY.
l am the whole thing,

ain the whole thing
And then some.
wave the flag, then l wave it some
more and say:
"Who will haul down the Aag?"
Fools applaud. They don't know
That it was hauled down in
Mexico and Canada, and that
l will haul it down in
Cuba, if the trusts will let me.
l know that my talk is rot and
Poppycock, but the people are
All chumps except Hanna. He is
The real stuff.
Some people imagine that
l nm Lincoln. Hal Ha!
know better. am Mark
Hanna's president. He owns Me.
l went busted" Hanna paid it
All, "All the debts owe" lam
His by divine right Of discovery
And purchase. Who dares to
Dispute his sovereignty?
1 always did need boss. l
Never was capable of self
Government Hanna says that
Aguinaldo don't know any more
Than do. That settles it.
While am not capable Of
Selfgovernment, Hanna, my
Boss, says am "Jim Dandy"
To govern others without their consent.
Ny boss says that look
Like Napoleon, and before he
Became Boer,
Web DAVIS said had face like God.
Webster was right. That is
Why can do no wrong.
Hanna and God won't let me.
Aeunaldo was fool to
Initiate George Washington.
George III. is my model. He
BE ieved III benevolent
Assimilation, IN duty and Destiny
Washington was peskr rebel.
George III. had "Divine Providence
As his, but | cant
Understand how he got along without
Hanna.
The Monroe doctrine is fake.
have outgrown the
Declaration of Independence aud
Thc Ten Commandments,
The gospel of love is back number
Ny gunpowder gospel is convincing,
Converting and irresistible.
Tie gospel OF Christ makes
Sinners Christians. My gospel is better.
1t makes Christians angels.
The sultan of Sulu is my
Brother. He has twenty
Wives and forty "porcupines.
In order that he might support
HIS "porcupines" in style | put his
majesty
On the pay rolls of the United States.
Tic people will remember the Maine"
And pay his salary. They can lick
Stamps while 1 lick the Filipinos.
NJ Y DrOtncr Oh Suiu OWLS
Slaves, and his people
Buy and sell them like cattle.
l bought job lot Of
Flipinos from Spain at SO apiece.
Hanna says it was great bargain.
Lincoln didn't believe in buying people
That is where we differ. Lincoln was
A chump.
l have raised the flag over the auction
block.
Who will haul it down? To He'll
With the 18th amendment to the
Constitution. Who cares for
The emancipation proclamation and
The decalogue?
Slavery is divine institution
Don't Hanna own me?
Hanna and me don't agree
With Lincoln on any proposition.
He said that you couldn't fool
All the people. We know better.
Henry Clay said he would
Rather be right than president.
Clay was crazy.
Hanna says that he can fool all of the
people
Most of the time, and those that he
Can't fool he can coerce, scare or buy.
Me and Hanna want to be
President of the United States
And emperor of all the Philippines.
To this end we have formed an alliance
With God. The style of the
New firm is Hanna, Mac.
God & Co. The silent partner is
Mr.. Trust of New Jersey. .
Hanna is the head of the firm, but we
Give God credit for all we do.
We're it not for Terrible
Teddy, would be supremely happy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-08
Bulls and Sheep for Sale.

Register Short IIoru bulls; also, few
Shropshire ewes, will lamb in April.
ID ~ ]. NJ. SLoNAKER.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-03-08
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The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
Friday Night Assembly.

A new dancing club has recently been
formed in this city. for pleasure only,
there being no financial benefits 10 be
derived from the proceeds by anyone.
The club is composed Of 100 members,
and they are from the very best families
OF the city.
The organization Of the assembly has
been in charge OF Mrs 81. 8. Henderson,
Miss Bessie Jones and Miss Bessie Prim
ross The ladies have been very faith
full to the work of organization and the
result is one OF which they will be proud
and which will undoubtedly prove a
source Of much pleasure during tho win
ter months. The tickets call for admis-
sion to the entire series of dances. which
will consist OF six, to be given semi
monthly.
The first of the balls will be held this
evening at the Armory, and the mem
bers OF the club are anticipating most
enjoyable time.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
Alice Archer is Coming.

Judging by the heavy demands for
seats in advance, Miss Alice Archer's
first appearance In this city at the Park
next Friday evening, in Forbes Heer-
mans American comedy drama, jess
Of the Bar T." will be an ovation she
may we'll be proud Of.
Miss Archer comes to us from the
east heralded as the most accomplished
actress, one of the modern stage beau
ties and uithal a most charming woman
and a worthy successor to the late Belle
Archer.
"Jess of tho Bar z" contains all the
elements OF the successful modern ro-
mantle drama, the piece is tinged with
local color new to the American stage,
and 10 said to be as attractive in its hu-
NOR as it is effective in the stronger and
more serious scenes.
The production is said to be an slab-
orate one; the scenic investlture includes
four very heavy scenes from tho studio
OF Arthur Vosgtlin. painted from designs
and photographs furnished by the au-
thor in Mexico.
The cast is large in numbers and in
cludes nearly all the artists Of the origi-
nal production.
"Jess Of the Bar q" will be presented
in this city under the personal direction
of Fred e. Wright.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
Corpse Comes to Life.

Decatur, Ala, Nov. 21.-James Winn,
supposed to be dead, came very near be-
ing buried alive yesterday. After the
funeral services the casket was opened
at the grave. when the body was seen to
move. The muscular motion OF the
face Mortified tho crowd. The casket
was hurried back to the home OF Winn,
where he is now under treatment. Winn
had been pronounced dead by she ply
sicians, and he lay all day Yesterday and
for two nights as a corpee.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
A Talented ORGANIZATION.

1t is making a broad statement, but
it is none the less fact that no concert
company OF equal numbers heard in San
Francisco in years has made the emphat-
ic hit among the music-loving people
Of this city that has tho Schumann
Grand Concert Company, under the
able management of j. Saunders Gordon
For three nights now the members Of
this most excellent organization have
been charming unusually large Frisco
audiences, and each and every one has
received veritable ovation at the hands
OF delighted hearers, as no suoh delicious
music has been offered here this season.
The company remains three nights long
or, and the great popularity already at
tanned by tho organization assures
crowded houses for the remainder o; the
engagement,
A solid week Of concert company, in
even this music loving city, is something
almost unheard Of, and the unqualified
success of the Schumanns in their work
here must be indeed gratifying to these
talented musicians as we'll 20 to Mr.. Gor-
don, their energetic and clever manager.
We all hope for . return date soon.-San
Francisco Examiner.
At the Park opera house. Monday,
November 26th.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
JEALOUSY Kills.

Telluride, Col, Nov. 21.-Duffy Coch-
ran, young man Of 49, who had been
here but few days, in frenzy of jeal-
GUS rage at his companion, . girl named
Grace Wright, fred two shots at her and
sent third one through his own head,
killing himself instantly. The attempt
ed murder and suicide occurred at the
White House dance hall at $50 Tuesday
evening. Cochran came here from Sill
verton, but his home WAS at Leadville,
where his relatives now reside.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
Studebaker Near Death.

South Bend. Ind, Nov. 2l.-Clement
Studebaker ST., the we'll known philan-
thropist and manufacturer who has
been in failing health for year past, Is
critically i'll at his home in this city, aud
it is feared that be will not survive the
night. Mr.. Studebaker, who is over 10
years Of age, has suffered severely from
stomach trouble. His family are At his
bedside.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
OVER HALF ESCAPED
Although the Exact Number of
Fatalities in the SmussIer-
Union Nine is not Yet
Known, II is Esti.
mated at 80
to 40.

lellurloo, COl., NOV. Zl.-I n6 uoVelop-
ments today in the Smugglsr- Union
mine have not served to remove the
doubt as to the number of tho victims,
and at q late hour tonight it seems un-
likely that the exact number will be
known for several hours. AS yet the
list remains the same as last night, %
dead and one in pYecarious condition
from inhaling the deadly gas and smoke
drawn down into tho mine from the
burning buildings about the mouth of
the Bullion tunnel 1t is possible that
a search of the ninth level, which ls still
in part inaccessible on account Of the
gas, will reveal the bodies of other VIC
Tins, but party headed by Superin-
tendent Edgar Collins this afternoon
went through all the other portions Of
the mine and found no mora bodies.
The unexplored portion Of the ninth lev
ell is about 400 feet in length 1t will not
he safe to enter this part OF the drift be-
fore tomorrow morning and perhaps
much later.
Superintendent Collins said tonight
that he did not believe the death roll
would be increased by moro than one or
two, and possibly not at all. 1t is said
two or three men are missing, but it is
not certain as the men are mostly for
eigners and many OF them did not re-
by the most careful searching that many
of the survivors we're located.
This work Of clearing away the debris
OF the burned buildings and repairing
the tramway has already begun, but it is
said that it will be some time before the
mine can be reopened.
1t was learned today that most OF the
miners not suffocated instantly escaped
from the tunnel. 1t was thought at
first that 80 men were imprisoned. The
Bullion tunnel extends 10 the Sheridan
dump, a distance OF 21a miles. AS soon
as the smoke began pouring in at one
end OF the tunnel all the men who could
do SO started for the Sheridan dump exit
Was not noticed. 1t is impossible to de-
tsrmine how many bodies are now In the
tunnel, but nearly every portion has
been explored.
AS to the question Of who was respon-
sible for the terrible loss OF life, or whe-
ther it could have been averted, no one
here seems willing to say, and this ques-
ton is, by common consent, left TO the
coroner's jury.
1t is a fact, however, that there were
heavy doors not far from the mouth OF
the tunnel and that these doors were
not closed. Had these doors been closed
at the very commencement OF the fire. it
is probable the terrible loss OF life would
not have followed,
There seems TO be no definite informa-
ton as to how many men were inside the
mine when the fire started, but it 10 be-
lieved that the number OF dead will not
exceed 80. The bodies OF several men
have been seen lying piled up in the
ninth level, but as yet they have not
been near enough to them to identify
them.
The last message sent from the mine
at o'clock this afternoon was to the ef-
feet that % bodies had been recovered,
and that the dead would not exceed 30.
The smoke and gas are still frightful in
the seventh and ninth levels, and it will
be some time before the mine can be
thoroughly explored.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
About the W Gather.

The maximum temperature yesterday
was 50 degrees.
The minimum this morning was III do
grees.
The forecast for this section is:
Increasing cloudiness and warmer TO-
night and Saturday.
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22
NOW IN

The latest style card and invitation type has
just arrived
Send us your order while the type is new
and our stock complete. The SENTINEL
The daily sentinel., 1901-11-22

Grand Valley Kebekah Lodge meets
tonight.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
Down From Meadows.

Mr. h. E Branham of Meadows,
called on the Signal this week while
on his way to Falk's Store where his
brother in-law, John Neel, is suffer-
ing from hurt received in handling
a horse Mr. Branham left Meadows
intending to come to Cambridge only
to meet Mrs. Branham who has been
spending the winter at Payette, but
on learning of the accident he de-
cided to go on to Falk's Store and
get Mrs. Branham as he came back
Mr.. B. states that the mail carriers
between Meadows and Warren have
adopted Alaska methods and struck
the right thing at last. They have
been carrying the mail this winter
with dog teams and have been re-
warded with success in putting the
mail through on better time and with
more regularly than has ever been
made in winter before. They have
three dog teams of two dogs each
and each team takes through go
pounds of mail, while the driver on
snow shoes is unencumbered with the
sacks and makes the trip with ease.
An Odd Fellows lodge was organ
lied at the Meadows recently with
seventeen members. Tim Driscoll
went up from Payelte to institute
the lodge.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
The Weiser Band.

One cannot help noticing the effici-
ency attained by the Weiser band
When the band was organized about
three years ago by some of the boys
of Weiser it did not seem possible
that such skill could be attained by
them in 80 short time BY assidu-
GUS study and practice they have
become credit to Weiser and on
each public occasion the harmony
which rolls out over the town causes
one to pause and admire the really
cosmopolitan music. They are un-
doubtedly the equal of any band in
the state and the money contributed
to their aid has been we'll invested.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
WORK TO BEGIN.
Weiser's Steam Laundry Uuder Con-
structiOn.

Mr. G. G. Finley has returned to
Weiser and states that the machinery
for the steam laundry is shipped and
will be here in due time. Mr.. Finley
~ the plans out for the laundry
buildine, which will consist OF an adj
dition to the present creamery build
ing OF 24x60 feet ON the south for
the laundry, and 16x16 feet on the
east for an Office. Mr.. Burley is
doing some OF the work until the ar
rival of Mr.. l. S. Moulthrop, their
master mechanic and foreman who
will have charge OF the building of
tho works, the machinery and the
operation after completed. 1t will
be ready to run in about sixty days
II. Finley has investigated and finds
that large patronage will be given
tho laundry from neighboring towns,
IN addition to the large local business.
The creamery will not he started
until after the laundry is running.
Ar. Finleys partner, Festus Foster
will arrive in two or three weeks with
The latter's family. Milk is being
promised by many farmers and there
seems nothing to hinder the success
Of both institutions. While in Kan
~, Missouri, and other places, MIR.
+. met 1t least dozen desirable
families who will probably locate at
Weiser this season.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
Weiser's Wholesale Grocery Opens Its
Doors to the Trade.

Although the stock is not all at
hand, five cars being not yet received.
the wholesale grocery establishment
of Carruthers & OToole opens its
doors this week. In connection
with the grocery business they will
handle wagons and implements, most
of which will be kept at the present
O'Toole warehouse, which they will
use in connection with the new
30y100 store.
The success of this strong firm is
assured IN advance through the bust
ness ability of the men in charge
and the methods they will Adopt
Besides the headquarters at Weiser
they will have the branches at Coun-
Gil, in charge of Roy Oarruthers,
and at Cambridge, in charge Of Mr..
A Ruff. The building at Council is
50x50 and of sheet iron and will be
opened as soon as the railway reaches
that point.
They will ship in the car load
only and will distribute from the
Weiser store, in charge of Will Car
ruthers and ]. B. O'Toole.
They invite friends and patrons to
visit them in their new quarters.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
Get bottle Of white pine and
spruce expectorant At R. w. Smiths.


Mr.. j. H. Bramwel representing
the Oregon Sugar Company of La
Grande, Is in Weiser. His mission
* this time il TO arrange, if possible,
With orr AgricuIturists to undertake
eaItlvstIon Of sugar beets. He
Vessd 70 make definite con-
"a Mi proposition ~ given
~ ~ Signal In ! personal interview
+ about a. follows:
70 those who engage in the enter
prlse, the Sugar Company will adj
vance one dollar per acre when the
ground Is In condition to put in the
eeed, and four dollars per acre when
~ plants are thinned out, and two
dollars per acre after second hoeing
total advance on the crop of seven
dollars per acre this to be deducted
from proceeds Of crop The com
pany will pay producers four dollars
pr ton for beets on cars at Weiser,
ard the estimated yield per acre is
put at thirty FIVE tons. Amount Of
seed per acre, ten to fifteen pounds
md will cost fifteen cents per pound
In starting this new industry it is
not expected that large tracts will be
put in, but enough small ventures,
ny from one to FIVE acres, to produce
= considerable tonnage in the aggre-
gate. Other localities in the valley
will be given the same opportunity
and If final success is assured, it
would result in establishing sugar
plant at some central point near by.
This seem to be very practical pro-
position and worthy the most care
full thought of farmers and land own
az. Thn risk on one or FIVE acres is
nothing, ss in any event the product
= worth more than any possible cost,
: loss would be impossible. and the
probabilities Of profit well assured
Asy who desire further information
can address the Oregon Sugar Co. at
LAGrande.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
Empty whisky barrels for sale by
Carruthers & O'Toole.
Ore Shipping.

Carruthers & O'Toole are receiving
ore daily at Council for the Boston
q Seven Devils Copper Company.
The ore is coming in from the mines
at the rate of half car day and as
soon as thu P. & l. N. reaches Coun-
Gil will be forwarded at the rate of
four cars a week.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14

For the weakness and prostration
following grippe there is nothing so
prompt and effective as One Minute
Cough Cure. This preparation is
highly endorsed as an unfalling
remedy for all throat and lung troubles
and its early use prevents consump-
ton. 1t was made to cure quickly.
DRUG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14

Reports show a greatly increased
death rate from throat and lung
troubles, due to the prevalence Of
group, pneumonia and grippe. We
advise the use of One Minute Cough
Cure in all of these difficulties. 1t
y the only harmless remedy that
gives immediate results. Children
like it. DAVIS DRUG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
To the Jobbing Trade.

Orr large new warehouse at Weisel
i now open and we invite you to call
and ascertain our facilities for sup
plying groceries in quantity, grain,
produce etc. at better figures than
you can ship at on your own account
Branch houses at Cambridge and
Council. CARRUTHERs & O'TooLE.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
New Subscribers.

T. B. Lepley, B. F. Shaw, J. E.
Stacey, G. R. Smith, Weiser; C. l..
Anderson, Portland, Ore Mrs. w.
j. Clark, Butte, Montana.
Renewals; J. R. Terwilliger,
Portland, Oregon, sent by j. A.
Jones; G. Hutchinson, Payette; G.
B. Dean, Cambridge; Bob futile,
I. G. Galloway, J. G. Hayes, Weiser
E. F. Brsnham, Meadows.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
Public Meeting.

a public meeting for the object of
disseminating information as to the
purposes Of The Weiser Fruit Land
md Development Co. Is call for
Wednesday, evening, Feb. goth, At
= e'o'ook ct TIL Weiser Open house.
gRy one come.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14

Like bad dollars, all couterfeits of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are
worthless. The original quickly
cures piles, sores and all skin dis.
eases. DAVIS DRUG Go.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14

MOKI TEA POSITIVELY CURES
sick headache, indigestion and constipa-
ton. A delightful herb drink. Removes
eruptions OF the skin, producing per-
fect complexion, or money refunded. Is
Ct. and so cts, For sale by G. T. VIII
lians, Druggist.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14

ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL
stop cough at any time, and will cure
the worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded. rs cts. and so cts. For sale
oy Y. L. Williams, druggist. 2
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-02-14
Advertised Letters

Letters remaining uncalled for in the
postoffice at Weiser, Idaho, for the week
ending Feb. 8, 1901:
carriers Retro 2 Donnevan P II
Flynn Chas Hart I NJ
hunsuker Neil q Lindore Mr.. Abbie
rrosser Chas Sevey Bert
Tupp Chas Ward JB
hoicomo Mrs L Hudnall Myrtle
Jacob Mrs Phelps MrsIra
Thomas Mrs F
advertised.
w. W. PRIrcKrT, P. n.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1901-04-07

Jno. VI Caldwell has at his resi-
dence one light brown Jersey COW
with a small calf Owner unknown.
Can have said COW by paying for this
notice and calling at Mr.. Caldwell's
home.
Send your order 10 the Willis Art
Gallery BOB : Beaton ST., Corsieana,
Texas. for duplicate photos from
negatives made by Willis a Cole
mrn. Send 25% less than original
cost. 2s
). Il. Buchanan desires 10 give no.
tice that he now has charge Of his
pasture heretofore under control Of
Mr.. McP Beard, and that the public
is offered pasturage at 30 cents per
month. 6
A nice smooth hair cut will inn
prove any mans appearance. Get
one nj the Union Barber Shop, where
Allen, Apner a Bibes handle the ra-
zors and scissors. I
There will be no exercises Of the
undergraduates Of the public school
at its close this year. The chapel
being used for teaching, there is no
place 10 drill the children
II. Kempner VS.. r.. G.. Adams
ct al, suit on notes, tried In the
district court here the past week,
resulted In verdict for defendants.
a church conference will be- held
at the Baptist church this morning
Immediately after Sunday school.
A full attendance is desired.
The Merric Wives will have an
important business meeting Monday
afternoon at 3 o'clock with the Pres
ident. Don't fail TO come.
S. W. Buchanan az the city market
sells the best Of all kinds Of refriger-
ated meats. Give him call. 76-ti
Beautiful line Of Easter Suits for
men and boys just received at Wag-
ner 4 Brandon's.
Come at once and get your choice
Of those fine hem stitched lap robes
nj BuchAnan's. iU6
70 inch black, white and col.
ored TafIeta silks at Zoe per yard.
8 Wagner n Brandon
For sale Cheap-A second hand
organ, good as new. Apply at this
office. 100
Two ears of fine ear corn on IN,
track. Apply to John X. Davis. ion
Novelties In Linen Ginghams al
Wagner 4 Brandon's. S
See the beautiful American girl n
at Burt Norwood's. 9