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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20
The Thrust Of a Lance

is scarcely more agonizing than the re.
current pains IN the abdomen which
follow the eating OF improper food y
too free indulgence in lce-Water. I e
immediate cause OF cramps and collie S
often the distention of the bowels by
gas Quick relief follows the use Il
Perry Davis Pain Killer. Care
housekeepers give II the place of holcr
in the family medicine chest.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

sunday i the day Of strength: the
0 hers are week Gays.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

The talent OF success Is nothing
more than OOlng wnaL you can 40 we'll.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

When tue minis er puiS one and
one togeJ, er they are tII one.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

1t dosen't always pay for girl TO
have too many strings 70 ner beau
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

II is stran.e how fyrgettul some
mortal, are
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20
pERE MARQUETTE

JANUARY isr, 1901
TRAINS LEAVE ALMA AS FOLLOWS.
For Detroit and East....... 10 Is a. m. s:is p
For Grand Rapids and West..s - a m 6:O0p. m .
For Saginaw and Bay City...lO:2s u. m s:4s p. IN.
For Big Rapids and North .lO:2s a III s:4s ?. IN
". +. MoELLER, Gen'l Pass r Agent, -
Grand Rapids. Mich
II J. WGSCHELL. Agent Alma
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

Leave Ashley.
$50 a. IT. for Muskegor
, 80 p. IN for MuskegoI
JNo. W. LORD.
Traffic Manager.
Detroit
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

The more Of sponge a man is, the
ess he tries 10 Keep clean record.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

Fur the picture Of hedlth-a good
frame.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

Gentlemen My wife was afflicted
win Dyspepsia and Constipation for
years Alter trying other remedies |
purchased bottle Of Dr. Caluwell's
syrup OF PepsIn tor her and she Is rap
IuIy Improving / cannot be without
TINS valuable medicine. Resp. yours,
). ELLIOTT, Kansas, Dec. ID, 1900.
Sold by Sharrar * MuIholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20
WEsTBOU
Except sunday
EASTBOCNI,

Except sunday.
a. b. CONEN. Agent,
OwOssO, Mich
PICTURES QUE PAN AME RlcAN
ROUTE TO BUFFALO.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20

Even IN civil suit the lawyers can
b: very very uuclyil 10 each other.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1901-09-20
Census Enumeration Clawsor

who is also editor Of The Herald at
howe, Ind. Ty., Writes:
To " HON IL May Concern:-l was a
sufferer from stomach trouble until l
was induced to try bottle or DR. Cald-
Wells Syrup Pepsln and l want 10 say
that III my opinion 1t has no equal as u
stomach remedy. | had tried many diff
terent remedies, but none with the hap
py results OF DIR. Oaldwell's Syrup Pep.
stu. U. a. CLAWsON HOWE, luu. Ter.
SOFA by Sharrdr x vi ulnoAauu.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
EVILS OF STAIR CLIMBING.

Women Becoming Flattened and Dou-
bled Up According to Doctor
The doctor listened patiently to the
womans description Of her futterine
heart and difficult breathing.
II don't feel like myself anyway, =
she said, in conf.ision. I'm not even
the same shapefthat / used to be. My
shoulders are stopped, my back is
crooked and my chest sunken."
The doctor smiled, you climb stairs
a great deal don't you?" he asked.
ooh, yes" said, the woman, I'VE live
ON the fifth floor, and no elevator"
Then the doctor laid down the box of
powders, pushed back his hair, and said
few things about landlords and ten
ants and houses.
Either the people who build four
and five story flat houses must put in
elevators or the people who climb
stairs must learn to walk properly" he
said "If one or the other of these re-
forms is not instituted soon, there is go
ing to be "A mighty big crop of bent,
msshapen people IN the town. Already
can stand on the CORNER and pick out
the professional Stair climbers as they
pass. The occupation Of mounting
heavenward by means Of stairs leaves
distinct and indisputable earmarks, and
while do not wish to say anything un-
complimentary to you, madame, I must
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

MOF ~ LIFE IN CHiC1G(

There are people, we suppose, VINO
wouldn't care to be immortal IN Chica-
go, but for those who think they could
stand Immortality there there is en-
couragement in the rapidly decreasing
death rate of the great city of the
plain 1t is announced that in the
period from the LIST of January to the
24th of March the number of deaths
was ten per cent. less than for the cor
responding period Of last year Com
pairing March with March for the first
twenty-three days Of the month the rec
ord was: 1901, 1,451 deaths: 1900, 1888
deaths, and the figures for the week
ending March % We're 465, against GAO
for the corresponding week of 1900. For
the week ending March 16 the death
rate was only 1914.
1t doesn't need a great mathematical
eye to see that at the present rate Of
decrease in the death rate the time Is
not far distant when there Will be no
death rate in Chicago. Then people
who live there will have to move to
where there is a death rate if they get
ton tired
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
INFOR NAL.

| Biggs-Old Skinner is certainly be.
nevolent looking man.
h Diggs-Yas. He bunkoes more beg
CARS cut of their time than any othei
man in town.-Chicago News.
Indignant Ike.-Dat cur O. yourn BIZ
me, lady. Wot we goin to do bout It?
Housewife-Oh, / shan't do anything
for him. but just let him die. We were
going to poison him anyway!
News
Mrs. New1ywed-I never will be salts
fed until you buy me at least three
rings.
Mr.. Newlywed-Say, love, you remind
me of an up-to-date circus.
(Ohio) State Journal.
What would you do if your child
should grow up to blame you for inher-
tied faults of character"
I'D show him that our grandfather
and great grandfather were to blame"
Chicago Record Herald.
mo other novel writer appeals to
my sympathy as Henry James does"
WHY"
Judging from his books his whole
life has been spent with such unpleas-
ant people. Chicago Record Herald.
''Smithers is as good fish liar as
anybody l know. told him an awful
whopper the other night but he match
ed it right away"
''How?'
HE said he believed me. Brooklyn
Life.
One of Those Questions. Help!
Help" gurgled the drowning man, as
he was about to sink for the last time.
whats the matter " yelled the
lounger on the wharf. Cant you
SWIM"
''Of course gasped the other sarcas-
tically, "but I'm afraid I'll get my
shoes muddy" Then he sank.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Your letters to me-" said his affianc-
ed bride one day, "are so cold and
formal"
Surely, my dear" exclaimed the lit
erary celebrity. stung by her reproach,
when they are published after my
death they will be found to be models
of composition, breathing the most ex-
allied sentiment. and couehed in abso-
lutely correct English. Chicago Tri-
bune.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
UNIFIED ED D1yGER.

Many women like to adorn themselves
with the skins and heads of animals,
but they don't always realize the risks
they run in doing it. For instance,
such adornment may make them so at
tractive that brutal men will fall in
love with them and make them unhap-
by ever after, They never think of that
when they put their animal ornaments
on. Nor do they fear that which hap
pened to young woman in Berlin the
other day. AS this young woman was
proudly prancing past a butchers shop
ana wearing a boa with foX's head
she was set upon and severely bitten
by the butchers dog, who was attract
ed by the head of the animal.
1t is to be hoped that this kind of
thing wont become general. Probably
1t will not. 1t it should we might by
and by read that hawks were darting
down upon the birds that women wear
on their top-knote.
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MINISy Err LOOMIS, CASE.

| 1t appears that Minister LOOMS was
recalled from Venezuela because of the
way in which he was abused by vene-
zuelan newspapers and that the State
department has been informed that the
Venezuelan government made no effort
to protect Minister Loomis or to see
| that he was properly represented in the
papers Of that country. The attacks on
Mr. Loomis were not due solely to the
asphalt controversy, but he was
charged with making false reports to
his government touching the insurrec-
tionary movement in Venezuela. The
minister did inform the State depart
ment of the conditions as he saw them
and of the prospects of the revolution
airy movement. The Venezuelan gov
eminent could not have direct knowl-
edge Of the minister's reports, but be-
cause these We're followed by the APP
pearance of three United States war
SHIPS Ill NGlfeNuEldll WdleTS Tic ueWS-
papers came to the conclusion that the
minister had reported as very menac-
ing and serious revolutionary move
ment which the government organs
were trying their best to minimize.
Therefore these papers lost no oppor-
tunity of attacking Mr. Loonis in print
and have succeeded in making his lot
unpleasant.
OF course the Venezuelan government
will say that the newspapers which at
tackled Minister Loomis did so on their
own responsibility, and that the govern
ment didn't and doesn't uphold them in
such work. Then what will be said or
done by the United States will depend
largely on Minister LOOMS report He
Is expected to reach Washington about
the 10th OF this month
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

Gus season was off, and museum en-
gagements failed. They would take thu
journey by rail in heavy wells of Cheese
cloth (Which would be removed once
they got off the train, and the littl'
men would run off to their home full o!
delight at the holiday. When theil
older friends in town came to see then
the wild men would remember and gree
them with hand shakes. They never
learned to talk, but understood what
Mr. Warner said to Them and were
very quick to comprehend signs.
/ Some there are who say that theiI
liking for New England soil is based on
good reason; that they were born there
/ of Yankee parentage; but by some
strange freak Of nature With the faces
of old men and understood bodies that
developed tremendous strength with
maturity. The people of Roberts how
ever--at all events the younger of them
believe implicitly in the story OF their
capture by "old Captain Warner" who
landed on the island Of Borneo many
years ago, they say, and with his en-
tire crew gave chase to the little fell
lows
Many are the tales of their prodigious
strength which the farmers OF Lincoln
and Roberts will tell One tall lank
Yankee (now a gray bearded grand
father, his muscles hardened by life
in the OPEN in his ploughman days be-
came angered at one Of the dwarfsh
wild mems pranlzs, and struck at him
with the handle of "a spade. The nfu-
rated little fellow made after him
with his bare fists and soon had the
ploughman at his mercy
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
THE MALARIOUS MOSQUITO.

/ The malarious mosquito is having
Some legislation for protection against
it is proposed. Should the suggested
measure become law it will provide
for the formal designation of the boun-
daries of the affected portions of the
dominion--the mosquito belt, so to
speak-within which there shall be a
free distribution Of quinine to the needy
under the direction Of the authorities
until the mosquito pest shall have been
exterminated and the consequent ma
laria no longer prevail. Departments
of the government, or contractors en-
gagged in prosecuting public improve
ments Hereunder, When forwarding
work of a nature calculated to cause
malarial fevers are to be looked to for a
gratuitous supply Of quinine, and if any
one dies or becomes permanently disa-
bled from malaria while employed in
such work an indemnity similar to that
established for persons under the EN-
ployers' liability act shall be paid.
Another article prescMbes precautions
against the entrance of the insects into
homes, within the malarial zone, which
are occupied by persons employed in
the public service and on public works
between June ana December 81, and
offers rewards up to $500 to proprletors
and manufacturers who do the like for
the houses of their employees and of the
peasants. The bill also would empower
the government to take whatever fur
ther action seems necessary for putting
into effect the requirements of the law
after the added provisions shall have
been sanctioned by the superior coun-
ell of sanitation and by the council of
state.
If Italy can beat the malarious mos
quito New Jersey will feel encouraged
to tackle it.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
WILD MEN OF BORNEO NOT
DEAD

Both OF the Famous Trio Still Alive
Their Massachusetts Home.
Everybody has heard of the wild men
of Borneo. Barnum and numberless
years of circus, museum and sideshow
have made their names household
words. They have been go long before
the public that by now they must be
heavy with years; hence there was no
surprise when it was announced, a
short time ago, that one of them wac
dead. Nevertheless. in spite Of their
age, one of them is not dead One of
them is seriously crippled, but still able
to appear on the stage; and in fact
both are now spending their third year
in the European equivalent for dime
museums. Henry Warner, of Crescent
street. Waltham, who exhibited them
for a long time, hears from them every
week. His son is now in charge Of
them, for Mr.. Warner himself is almost
stone blind
Though the two little wild mon are
known widely throughout the country
it may not be known so widely that
their home--to which they always re-
turn with glee--is not Borneo, but has
been for long time within few miles
of Boston-at Weston (near the Lincoln
line), and then at Roberts, just above
Waltham. At Roberts, where the War
ners lived for eight or ten years in Il
house just beneath hill near thu rail-
road station, everybody knows the two
little men. To Roberts people their
squat and muscular forms, their wiz
ened. yellow faces, covered with stray
Cling growth of hair, and their long, I'M
tidy locks are no strange sight. The
Warmers used to bring them there for a
few weeks in the winter, when the cir
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

TO the Editor of the Journal and Courier;
Through the columns of your paper
permit me to ask the residents of our
city to take a personal interest in the
determination of the elm-tree beetle,
which will soon begin its ravages.
at this season of the year in house at
tics, church belfries, store-rooms, and
cupolas of tall public buildings. If per-
sons in charge of such places would
have floors and rafters carefully swept
and the accumulatlons destroyed by fire
the numbers would be greatly reduced
and an enormous increase prevented.
w. B. A.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

admit that the physical infirmities you
4 have just described are already becom-
| ing apparent to the casual observer"
The woman flushed, half angrily.
| "Oh, dear" she said II didn't know
the defects were noticeable. l thought
perhaps just felt hattened and bent"
mo" said the doctor, mercilessly,
you are beginning to look that way.
And no wonder. Did you ever stop to
| think how many miles the average flat
! dweller or top-Aoor boarding house
| dweller travels vertically each year"
| NO" said the woman, weakly; IT
didn't. never was much of hand for
| figures
We'll" said he, you don't have to
be an expert mathematician to figure
that out. Counting in the stairs you
climb in your own home and the homes
of your neighbors and at the elevated
stations, you won't get off With an inch
less than quarter of a mile a day. If
you kept on going right straight along
with no descents to terra firma, you can
see for yourself where you'd get to af-
ter awhile.
But climbing stairs in itself is not
harmful exercise. It's the way you
climb that hurts you. You've been told
often enough, Of course-everybod has
been told-how to carry yourself when
going up stairs. Walk straight hold
your head up, keep your shoulders
thrown back, and plant your foot firmly
on each step, then you will not expert
ence this flattening out, doublingup
process you have Just complained OF.
This is town of stair climbers, ana If
they don't observe the rules for the pro-
lection OF health and graceful car
riage and sprightly walk, we will soon
be able to spot at sight every man, wo-
man and child that lives above the sec
ond floor New York Sun.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations. Wants, Rents. and other small
advertisements. One Cent Word each In
sertion. Five Cents Word for full week
(seyen tlmes).
Display advertisements. per Inch. one IN n
sertion, S1.20: each subsequent Insertion. AZ
cents; one week, $500; one month, Slo; one
yenr. $40. a.
Obituary Notices. in prose or verse. 70
cents per line. Notices of Births. Mal nt
ages, Death6. and Funerals. 90 cents e"'n'
Local Notices. is ceE:s per line. 49,.
y Yearly advertisers are limited 70 their
own immediate business tall matter 10 We
unobiectionab and their contracts GO not
include Wants, To Let. For Sale. etc.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

In his Fast Day proclamation Cover
nor Jordan of New Hampshire express
es a hope that the people will abstain
not only from excessive eating and
drinking" but also "from all sports
and festivities not in keeping with the
spirit Of the day as it has come down to
us from the fathers
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

A notice board has just been erected
on shore near to the naval anchorage
at Woosung, China, with the following
Information: 1--WE open at Woosung
on the south of the Telegraph Compa-
ny, for sale the Foreign Milk, the taste
are Sweet, the Milk are pure, the Price
are Just. We have not put any water
in it. If examine out won't pay single
cash. If you want to buy it you will
know the Foreign Gov Chop. No, l
Milk, Yih Pingshan Dairy
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY
Is CENTS A WEEK, SO CENTS A MONTH,
SO FOR SIX MONTHS SO A YEAR. The
SAME TERMS by MAIL.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

Satin CaShmere DFeSS.
This dress is of sapphire colored satin
cashmere, with yoke and waistband Of
velvet TO match The corsage and skirt
are trimmed with Irish guipure and in
dentations edged with black velvet.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

Manufacture Of beer from beet roots
is being advocated in England. The
beet abotnds in the sugar juice, but it
IS stated that the cost Of separating it
from the gums, acids and salts is some
what expensive and would result in a
higher price being charged for the beer.
On the other hand, the principal rec
ofnmendation in it's favor is that it's
utilization would dispense with the en-
ployment Of those dangerous substances
conducive to arsenical poisoning.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

Ex-Judge George L. Christian OF
Richmond, Virginia, one of the best
known and ablest men in the city,
failed to secure nomination as dele
gate to the Constitutional Convention,
standing eleventh on a. ticket Of fif-
teen. This weakness is attributed en-
tirely to- the fact that Judge Christian
employs a negro etenogra pher. This
issue was made on him in all parts of
the city. In some sections wagons
bearing the placard, eff you want a
negro stepographer, vote for George l..
Christian" were driven along the
streets, and especially near the voting
booths
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

A rather curious damage suit has
been filed in the district court at lola,
Kansas. A young woman alleges that
she ran a sewing machine needle into
the thumb of her right hand, and that
she went to doctor of the town for re-
lief. The doctor gave her chloroform,
and, when she "came to-" informed her
that he had cut the needle out She
went away satisfied, but for several
weeks her thumb remained sore, and at
last she went to another surgeon who
found that the needle had not been re-
moved at ALL And for this deceit on
the part of the first doctor the young
woman asks $500 damages
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
7{S;ilfBss{1S%E$
Formerly r. M. Brown & Co.
Weather
Bulletin.
Fair
7 useday.

When you're in, stop in the new Millinery
Room and see the Hats at SIS. They're ar
tistic and-but then they're full of Gamble
Desmond-Co Hat style and what more. than
that could one say in praise of any Hat.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

A close shave, says the learned barber,
"removes not only the hair, but por-
ton of the skin as well. 1t removes,
in fact, thin layer of skin all over the
line of the beard. No blood is visible
to the naked eye, but under the micro
scope close shaven face reveals 1000
widely opened pores, each exuding a
tiny drop Of blood. YOU know how the
sudden removal of heavy clothing tends
to bring on cold. How much more,
then, does a close shave, which is moth
ing less than a removal of part of the
skin clothing, tend, with the exposure
that 1t creates of pores and nerve tips,
to induce cold sore throat and even
pneumonia ?" This will be a good thing
for the careless barber to point to.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02
4 More Good Gloves For ST.

WASHABLE SUEDES-every pair warranted wash in soad
and Better every than IN mos Gov. des rabc
and fit better They're in clasp half pqu. and the coo mode
grey, pearl and whe. ST. alar
PlQUE ST EDES SI2 clasp owes finished with Paris point
embroidery warranted and in beaver grey tan
and black and white
Seen Spring shade Of Buff? showtny ia both
gace and sue loves with sef and bact
whe embroidery They're end stunning $.5O $i.59 $l96
complete showing 81 Boys Clasp Cloves 50 much used
BY They're in white black Havana Mania brown and
the lighter
Everything and every in Wonen's Clasp Dent ovss
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

The opening Of the Buffalo exposition
on Sunday is still an unsettled ques-
tion, and, according to the Buffalo pa
pers, 1t is likely to remain So The be-
lief is growing that there will be no
formal action by the Board of Directors,
but that the gates will be. opened on
the first Sunday after the formal OPEN
Ing of the Exposition and on every
Sunday thereafter without any formal
announcement of the fact. Agitatio
on the matter by tho champions Of
Sunday observance has subsidized ma
terially, probably because of the diff
Guilty of carrying on controversy when
the other side will not fight. More than
likely, however, the opposition will be
renewed should the gates be opened ON
Sunday, although why the test should
not be made now is not apparent. The
Exposition grounds are now open every
Sunday, and admission fees are being
collected. There can be absolutely no
difference morally or legally between
keeping the grounds open now and af-
ter the 1st of May.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1901-04-02

IllL DARLINGTON PUBLISHING co
OFFICE 400 STATE STREET.
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'lv,--l'i Y 'lv,~ys''i4HF,i
SON rs
Of the
SOIL.

Even from our much
soiled mud-pie days we are most Of
us true children Of Mother Earth.
Whether our devotion to the alma
mater takes the form of golf play.
ing or of garden planting its sure
to crop out in some way. We
love the ground. And so men
who don't play golf and find no
time to hunt or fish, 60 out into
the garden and dig.