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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04
Nobility Wants a Job.

A recent Issue of the London Times
contains this suggestive advertise
ment: Position as private secretary
to an American or English millionaire
required by nobleman of good fam
lily. Advertiser is thirty, Doctor Juris,
speaks and writes German, English
and French perfectly; has managed a
large fortune invested in landed prop
erty and industrial enterprises for
several years, and has Travelled over
many countries, including the United
States Please address, etc"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04

Our friend the Bishop Militant has
now drawn his sword against the The
osophists, intent on separating them
from their astral bodies. We might
think that one fight at time was
enough-for a Bishop; but those who
look for the mild amenities of peace
In His Lordship of Honolulu will have
their credulity for their pains. The
Bishop, like the warhorse of Scripture,
snuffeth the battle from afar and is not
long In arriving on the ground
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04

In our new. quarters, corner Fort and
Merchant strseta
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04
Outwitted.

The cid man taken his dram slast
night" said the Atlanta Constitution's
Billville matron, "but 1 reckon he'll
stay home today, fer / locked up his
wooden leg before 1 left" 'sThat may
be, num-" replied the storekeeper,
but hit amt been ten minutes sense
he passed here in a wheeIbarrow, with
a niger a-wheelin' of him.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04
stonewan Wasn't Guilty.

Certain surviving friends Of the late
General "Stonewall' Jackson seem to
be aggrieved that he should at this
late day be accused in the newspapers
of having written poetry in his youth.
Jackson produced the poem which has
been mistakenly attributed to Stone
wall"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04

1t Is surprising that Thurston does not
ind Humphreys guilty of opening the
saloon In Kakaako. Doubtless Thurston
will discover that saloons never existed
till the Judge came to town.-Daily
Backscratcher.
They existed but they didn't do SO
much business.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-07-04

The transport Hancock would be well
come this morning to everybody but
the postoffice clerks, but 1t is quite
possible she has gone by.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-01-19
Fashions In Gloves.

From Harper's Bazaar.
Glace kid, buttoned, gloves are the corr
rect ones for church, with two or four but
tons, and of white or a light tan. If tan, a
heavier kid Is used, and one or two buttons
are sufficient: in fact. a regular heavy
walking glove is the smartest. Many wo-
men always cling to a suede glove of the
mousquetaire style. with two buttons only.
These are Of lighter shade Of color than
the gown or Of black. OF course, this does
not refer to a red or green or blue
gown-simply to the brown or gray. A
white suede glove is absolutely inappro-
pirate, however. So much depends upon
the lining Of the muff as to what gloves can
be worn from practical point Of view that
1t is as well to buy one with reference to
the other. The present fashion of the white
lining or the fur lining for the very rich fur
NUTS makes 1t possible to wear white or
light gloves, whereas the dark Innings SO
soon soil the gloves that it is generally silly
to follow slavishly the fashion of wearing
white gloves. especially II economy has to
be consulted. AS the church costume ia
emphatically a walking costume, heavy
walking boots or boots OF kid and patent
leather are correct. The fancy dress boot
or shoe Is not then sensible or in good
taste
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-01-19

A recent storm which passed over the
south of England overthrow an upright and
crosspiece of one of the great trilithons
at Stonehenge on Salisbury plain, and the
crosspiece of this wonderful supposed Dru-
Ideal monument was broken by the fall. In
1887 other stones fell.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-01-19
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

Z q RANDALL POTOMAC RIVER LINE CO.,
Once and Wharf, foot Sth st.-STR. HARRY
RANDALL. for Colonial Beach. Curriomen, Nom
mi, Lower Machodoc. Colton's and other river
landtngs, sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays at
Am. keturuing on Monday and Wednesday about
$50 pm. and on Friday about pm.
UNITED STATES MAIL ROUTE.
and intermediate landlnss.
The new steamer ESTEI.LE RANDALL daily
except Sunday, $3.50 an. Returning about Q. m
: Passenger accommodations nrst-class. Enelght
I eecsive0~unt11 she hour Sf saiiioG.
e. 8 RANDALL. Manager. phone I765 GEO.
3 O. CAHPINTER,- {4eneFa1 SAGeut, WauHAuRtuu.
phone 1760. VIM. n. REARDON. Agsnt. Alex.
andrfa phone 30. se3-tf
STEAMER WAKEFIELD,
FOR POTOMAC RIVER LAND1N0A
Leaves Washington. DC. 9th st. Ferry Wharf,
Monday. Z am, for intermediate landings to
Colonial Beach. Bushwood. Rock PIT. Coiton's
Eominf Creek.
wednesday. am. for intermediate Landings to
Nomni Greek. Stones Howard and Cobrum's
Saturday. an. for intermediate landings to
Colonial Reach. Bushwood. Rock Point. Ooiton's
Eomin Creek
1y1I-I4f C. W. RIDLEY General Manager.
The wEEMs STEAMBOAT CO.
POTOMAC RIVER ROUTE.
WINTER SCHEDULE.
On and after December 25 the Str. POTOMAC
for Baltimore and River Landings.
All river freight must be prepaid.
Baltimore and Philadelphia freight solicited
Accommodates for passengers strictly hrst class
STEPHENSON & BRO. Agents.
Telephone TAG. de26-I2tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-01-19
Her hmm unity.

From the Chicago Tribune.
''Dinah, notice you never have a cold,
I wish you would tell me what rules Of
health you observe"
Don't 'bserve none, ma am. Don't know
none. 'Spect dat's de reason don't nebpeA
ketch no eolds.n =sr.ss. s-,..s-4.-,. -,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1901-01-19
EDUCATIONAL
IN WASHINGTON.

MISS CLARA HARRISON, TEACHER OF PiAso
mason ,ystem Of T~chpic) Pupils prepared d.
rectly for study under DIR. VIM. Mason. y 4.
1901 st JAZZ 2bt'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
woMAN's NATURAL ENEMY.
to Get on Chairs when
Mouse Appears.

The mouse which dispersed whole
women's rights meeting has turned up
again. This time it was in Austria, at
a great state concert. A famous singer
was delivering famous song. Sudden
~ the mouse came on the stage from
the prompt side. The famous singer
stopped, trembled, wavered between
fear and etiquette, and then boldly,
though somewhat TREMENDOUSLY, con-
tinued, says the Philadelphia Times.
The mouse, daunted by so much
heroism, eft the stage and made
straight for the bench wherein sat
the diplomatic ladies. Why he select
ed them for attack is not known.
When they saw this terrible monster
coming straight at them a futter
arose, there was tremendous struggle
between terror and etiquette, and then
panic set in. Some of the ladies got
on chairs, others skirmished away
down the hall. The older courtiers
were horribly shocked at this behavior
in the presence of royalty, but the en-
peror, who is a humane and polite SOW
ereign, decreed perfectly graveIy that
it was quite in accordance with eti-
quette for ladies to get on chairs in
the presence Of mouse.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
YELLOW HUMANITY.
TurBulent state of Affairs in the Nom
EcIian Empire at
Present.

The sweltering mass of yellow hui
mainly which we call China is visibly
in the throes of terrible CONFUSION, the
end of which 20 man can foresee, says
the London Spectator. Her endless peo-
pies are painting to be rid of the Man
chu tribe, when, for all its blood thirst
mess, is more nearly worn out than it's
kindred tribe, the Turk; painting to be
rid of the foreigner; painting, above all,
to find a dynasty which can rule them
well upon the lines to which they cling;
which can, for example. rid them of I'M
beara bic corruption in their officials
without breaking up the method of
selection. LAS they know of no method
but massacre, yet have never been
taught to fight, they are shedding
blood in all directions aimlessly. In a
month or two there probably will be
an aim, some Chinese emperor pro-
claimed, and then the southern move
ment will be a rush. as in 1863, of Chi
nese upon the Manchus. Why, with
our bitter experience of the Manchus,
who are as bloodthirsty as Turks and
much more faithless, should we even
attempt to interfere? "Oh, because
there will be anarchy" Let there be
anarchy for time.
The whole history of China shows
that the drift of the people is not to-
ward anarchy, but toward fossilized
regularity of life controlled and guided
by a head who is imagined to repre-
sent the Fatherhood of God; but sup
pose that China does split up. why
should it not split up? The new prob
lens a, pulverized China would present
could not be more difficult than the
problem she presents under the Man
chus. "But in anarchy trade will suf-
fer so much" We greatly doubt
whether the people of China in their
10000 green villages will walk about
naked, or cease to eat opium, or give
up buying any of the few things they
wish for because of anarchy; but even
if they do, we had better bear the loss
than pay away the profit of years in an
attempt to acquire countries we can
not rule. A few concessionaires and
railway promoters and the like may
be ruined, but is the policy of an en-
pire to be DETECTED for them?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
OVER A DOZEN KILLED.
Two Trains on Pennsylvania Railroad Col-
Hded with Terrible Result, Fire Add
ing to the Horror.

Philadelphia, Feb. 2SlCrowded
with the excursionists and laborers on
their way from New York to Atlantic
City, the third section of the Nellie
Bly, express, which left Jersey City
at 3:14, crashed head on into an ac-
commodation train running from
Camden to Trenton at Rushings sid
ing, a point about mile and a half
north of Bordertown, on the Camden
& Amboy division of the Pennsylvania
railroad, and caused the death of no
less than IL persons, injuries to SO
more and the destruction by fire of
more than half the cars of both
trains. The most terrifying feature
of the wreck was the fire that broke
out Immediately after the shock of
the collision of the trains The stoves
were overturned and then, while the
passengers in the rear coaches looked
on helpless, and miles from aid of
any kind, the wretches pinioned down
beneath the burning cars lay and
roasted to death. Others who did not
meet death in this manner were
crushed outright between the collid-
ing cars, or died on the way to hospi-
tails in Trenton, Camden or Atlantic
City.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
BAKEs LOADS OF PIES.
Kansas Woman who Has Made y
Reputation a. Champion OF
the World.

Mrs. Annie Frazier, of Atchison, Kan,
has made probably 100000 pies in ten
years, and doughnuts beyond compu-
tation. She is believed to be champion
woman piebalIer of the world.
Eleven years ago. by stress OF cir
cumstances. Mrs. Frazier began bak-
ing few pies and doughnuts, one pie
and one dozen doughnnts every day,
for the woman's exchange, Atchison,
her gross receipts per week for four
months averaging only S5 cents. Grad
ually the demand began to grow, and at
the end of year her income was SIS
a month, with the tide strongly in her
favor.
Mrs. Frazier's business during the
last ten years has grown enormously.
and now she is baking 700 pies and
bushels of doughnuts every day. Her
work is all done at her residence, and
she uses but two stoves, an ordinary
range and family gasoline stove. AS
piebaker she is winning both fame
and fortune
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Inducement to settlers.

"A newspaper printed in one of the
English shires contains an advertise
ment which is hardly calculated to en-
courage outsiders to locate in the city
of publication. An undertaken offers
his business for sale, and as an induce
ment to possible purchasers refers to
the town as follows: Sanitary ar
rangements much neglected; mortality
from fevers excessively high; total
death rate 1917 higher than any town
within radius of so miles; one trade
competitor (carpenter) only. Excellent
opening for energetic man willing to
put his heart into the business
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
HIS MEMORY REvERED.
Washington's Birthday CommemOrated In
All Cities and Villages, Everywhere
the Holiday Being Observed.

Kansas City, Mo-, Feb. 22-Tele-
grams from all the principal cities and
towns of the United States show that
the birthday of George Washington
was more generally observed Friday
than ever before in the history of the
country. Banks, boards OF trade,
courts and public buildings were gen
orally closed. Most of the public
schools took holiday, while those
in session observed the day in patri-
otto services in honor of the counfry's
first president.
Farewell Address Read in the Senate.
Washington, Feb. 23.-Chaplain Mil
burn made an allusion to Washington
in his prayer at the opening of the
senate Friday, asking that young men
of the country might be inspired by
his example. In accordance with an
order of the senate, President Pro
Tenn. Frye called Senator Bacon (Ga.)
to the presidents desk, from which
he read Washington's farewell adj
dress.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
PRESIDENT OF PRESIDENTS.
A Distinguished Lady Indeed, Is Mrs
Mary E. Poole, of Whit
ing, Ind.

Whiting, Ind, Feb. 25, 1901 (Spe.
ciaD.--The Presidents of the Ladies OF
the Grand Army of the Republic have
an association composed exclusively of
the Presidents of the different State
Associations. This Presidents Asso-
citation chooses a President, and to
this very high and distinguished posi-
ton Mrs. Mary E. Poole, of this place,
has been elected. Mrs. Poole is thor
Nughly deserving of this great honor.
Her devotion to the interests of the
Association isvery marked, and her ex-
perience with the old soldiers of the
G. A. r. is wide. Mrs. Poole is neves
slow to take advantage of anything
that may benefit the veterans, and
her zeal has resulted in much that is
good to these grand old men. She
writes of her experiences: Honor to
whom honor is due, and having seen
the numerous cures effected through
the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills, glad
~ endorse them as being particularly
effective to cure that dreaded disease
of so many of our old soldiers, Bright's
Disease and Kidney Disorders of differ
ent kinds. Kidney Disease soon poi
sons the entire system, and as a re-
suit the vital organs are attacked, and
have found that no remedy so surely,
completely and quickly finds the weak
spot and heals it as Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
81 have used them myself in slight
attacks of biliousness and indiges-
ton, and usually find that from three
to four pills do the work"
Such evidence from lady of so
much distinction and experience
should convince any sufferer from
Kidney Trouble that Dodd's Kidney
Pills is the remedy that never fails.
soc a box, six boxes for $3.50. Buy
them from your local druggist if you
can. If he can't supply you, send to
the Dodds Medical Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube When
this tube gets infamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness .(caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free
FL. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
IS 1T FROM GROVE?
Famous Suspect in the Cudahy kidnapping
Case Says He Is Innocent and Of
fers to Surrender.

Omaha, Neb., Feb. Backward Cuda-
by, ST., received a letter which he and
the chief of police believe to be from
Pat Grove. 1t states that Grove is
not guilty and says that but for fear
of suffering the fate of the negro
recently lynched at Leavenworth,
Kan, he would have given himself up.
Now that the excitement has quoted
down, he says he will give himself up
to Chief of Police Donahue if the lat
ter and Mr.. Cudahy will insure him
protection.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Valuable Poultry Book Free.

A book of great value to those inter
ested in poultry is "Wilbur's Poultry
Book" volume of 68 pages, containing
scription of each breed, together with
instructions how to care for poultry, what
breeds it is most profitable to raise and
full description of all poultry diseases.
In addition "a household recipes for cook
ing poultry are given.
This handy little book has been pre-
pared at great expense, it is handsomely
illustrated, and the reading matter pre-
sents safe guide for the. proper breeding
Anyone interested in poultry can OBJ
tain one of these books free by writing
to the Wilbur Seed Meal Co., Nilwau-
kee, Wis, enclosing &c. to pay postage.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Salary of S14 Was Not Enough.

New York, Feb. 23-Wiliam r.
Rinnie, 20 years old, who has been re-
ceiving a salary of $14 a week from
the Mutual Reserve association as a
clerk, forged check for $3.50. He
was arrested. He explained that he
wanted the money as he could not
get along on $14 a week.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
HuxIey's Rap ut B4xhop..

Speaking of the difficulty students
experience in remembering the exact
situation OF the mitral and tricuspid
valves of the heart, Prof. Huxley once
remarked that he remembered that the
mitral (so-called from it's resemblance
to the headgear of the church digni-
tary) must be on the left side, because
O bishop could never be in the right
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28

Whenever the American people find a
thing of merit, absolute genuine merit, they
liberal use of it. 1t is merit that counts for
the enormous sale of Cascarets-over six
million boxes last year. 1t is the best bowel
and liver regulator in the world and sells
SOC box, put up in tablet form, and every
tablet stamped &c. G. c." There is no
waste. Cascarets are easy to take and are
sold by the makers under an absolute guar
antee to refund the money if Cascarets do
for a whole months treatment for the
worst case. Every sufferer is urged to give
Cascarets an immediate trial.
A man must be greater than his work
Rams Horn.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Uprising to Resist the Porto.

Constantinople, Feb. ga general
Arab uprising has occurred in Yemen,
Arabia, against Turkish authority, and
the situation is serious. The porte has
ordered four regiments to reinforce
the Turkish troops there.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28

Ask your grocer to- day to show you pack
age of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that
takes the place of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult.
All who try it, like it. GRAIN-O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. the
price of coffee. 15c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold by all grocers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Accepted the Spanish Pronunciation.

Washington, Feb. 23.-The presi-
dent has sent to the senate a report
made by the geographic board upon
the spelling and pronunciation of
geographic names in the Philippine
islands. A list of 1000 coast places is
given. The board has retained the
spelling found on official Spanish
charts
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
johnson in Presidential Race.

Cleveland, O.. Feb. 23.-Henry
George, Jr., of New York, who IS
here, announces that Tom L. John
son will enter the race for president
before the democratic convention in
1904 on platform of opposition to all
special privileges.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
A Gavel Cor vice President Rooseve1t.

ST. Joseph, Mo-, Feb. ga hand
some gavel has been forwarded to
Vice President-elect Roosevelt, made
of Usage orange grown on a farm five
miles west of Beatrice, Neb., which
was the first entry under the home
stead act. 1T is the gift of DR.. Ferd
Brother, of Beatrice, present owner of
the land
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Snow and Severe Cold in Texas.

Houston, Tex, Feb. 23.-The
heaviest snow and the coolest weather
of the winter began at noon yesterday
The snowfall continued at night over
north Texas and the cold wave grew
severe. The snow was three inches
deep at Dallas and six inches in most
of northern and western Texas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
rhe rnaf prahIen.-

To a thoughtful mind, the trust problem
Is one of serious import. 1t must be firmly
grappled with, for it creeps upon society be-
fore you are aware of its existence, In this
respect much resembling the various disor-
ders which attack the stomach, such as con-
stipation. Indigestion, dyspepsia and bilious
ness. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will cure
all such ailments, and prevent Ia grippe,
malarial fever and ague. Be sure to give it
A trial
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Roosevelt,s startIine Adn,issinn.

Chicago, Feb. 23.-Before leaving for
the east Vice President-elect Roose-
Welt said: II don't know thing about
politics or anything. I did not know
Queen Victoria was dead until four
days ago. I've been buried alive, you
see''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Mrs. Fairbanks ELECTED Preaident.

Washington, Feb. 23.-Nfrs. Charles
W. Fairbanks, wife of the senator
from Indiana, was elected national
president of the Daughters of the
American Revolution. She received
S33 votes; Mrs. Donald Mclean, 2Os
votes and Mrs. Washington Roche
ling. AZ votes.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.

More.-The Devotee = t'Paderewski il
more than a mere pianist The Philistine
you bet he is! Wy, the duffer must be
worth near a millioni ''-Indianapolis Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28
IA Mourninr

Butcher-Leg o mutton? Yes'm.
Mrs De Rigeur-And let it be of a
black sheep, if You please. We're in
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28

It must be difficult for square man to
look round.-Ally Sloper.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28

Genius can only breathe free in an at.
mosphere of freedom.-John Stuart Mill.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-02-28

The Best Prescription for ChiIIs
and Fever is a bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, Soc.