Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1901-02-09
ABOUT A~
FAMILY TREE
Showing How the Coomers
Came by Theirs.

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None of the Coomers Of the second
| generation was to blame in the least
and of course the third generation, con.
sisting Of Edith, Annabel and Tom,
were equally innocent. On the whole,
perhaps, nobody was to blame at all.
Moreover, the Coomers were pleasant
people, and it was only the envious
among their acquaintance who said
that they were pulled up with family
pride. We may have family pride and
not be pulled up with it, even though
we have heirlooms and family tree
Illuminated on vellum and framed and
hung up in our library. 1t does not fol-
low that few dim and dark ancestors
of the colonial period in oil, a rapier
and some embroidered waistcoats, and
irons from the old homestead hearth,
a tower musket and one or two minia-
lures on ivory will inspire their pos
SCISSOR with sentiments Of exaggerated
self esteem and corresponding con-
tempt for the common herd who have
been so careless as to lose track Of
their forbears.
Coomer was about as unassuming a
man as could be found anywhere He
was sure Of his position by virtue Of
the family tree and other things afore-
said, and it did not seem to him neces-
sary to try to impress society at large
with his noble birth. He had a beau
tiful coat Of arms-a lion PEASANT re-
gardant in bend gules between two
acorns azure within as many cotises
ermines-and his crest was a cubit arm
erect grasping an oak branch, all prop
er, but neither crest nor coat was bla-
Zoned on the panel of the family
rougham-nothing but monogram.
Mrs. Coomer felt differently about it
and would have had the arms on the
/ baby cart if she could have had her
way. She put the crest on the coach
mans buttons and on a seal ring
which she gave to Tom on his eight
eenth birthday, and if any Of her visit
ors expressed any curiosity concern
ing the rapier or the dingy pictures or
the tower musket she was always will
ing to tell all she knew about them.
The two girls were proud of their blue
blood in the same degree or even
little more so. Tom took it as a matter
of course, just as his father did.
One reason that Mrs. Coomer and the
girls detested Crary was that he was
always making sighting remarks
about the family pedigree and escutch-
con. He didn't mean any harm by
1t, but he had reputation for ocular
ity and had to sustain it. Noticing
that Mrs. Coomer WINGED one day
when he spoke disrespectfully of one
Of the pictures, he thereafter prodded
the tender spot on all possible occa-
sions. If anybody was in the library
for the first time and noticed the tree
and the coat Crary would get up and
look at them through his eyeglasses as
if he had never seen them before
''What kind of beast is that rubber
necking on the shield?" he would ask.
'That's a lion"
swell, well! Who'd "a thought it!
What has he got his off front paw
stretched out that way for? Looks as
If he had a cramp in it and was trying
to restore the circulation
swell, that shows his position-pas-
SAINT. He is also regardant, having his
neck twisted in the manner you de-
SCRIBE"
"You are sure that you have got the
animal sized up right? / don't see ex-
actly what lion would be doing with
acorns. If they were cocoanuts, it
might be all right, but as it is there
seems to be discrepancy, as it were.
The arm with the stick and the acorns
would suggest hog as the appropriate
geological specimen"
Maybe it should be hog" Coomer
would say, with an indulgent smile,
'but it's an old misprint anyway, for
the Coomers Of Salem have always had |
1t that way. That old fellow up there"
to the lean faced ancestor
In the wig-"had the lion on his family |
coach, SO my father told me. never
paid much attention to those things"
Couldn't even conjugate the coat"
'Not properly, I'm afraid. You see
hose andirons there? Father brought
them from the old Coomer mansion be-
fore it was pulled down. Quaint,
aren't they? There is a lot of that old
plumber around the house. Yes, that
S family picture my grandmother.
The one over the, bookcase is her
mother. guess that is the real, origi-
nal empire gown. Mary. where have
you got those miniatures slowed
lway?"
HAS that old gun any history| asks
he guest. II
swell, hardly history" says Coon
r. 81 believe that my great-great-grand-
ather carried that in the Revolutions
Try war. Yes, you may take it down.