The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-03-29
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1t is understood that hereafter Mrs.
Nation will open her talks with the
salutation "Dear Leavenwurth-b blind
sinners!"
Now look out for rush of miners
to Abilene. Mr.. HOlmberg has found
ore in his well that assays ~ in gold
and S2.3S silver to the ton.
Slot machines don't go at Eldorado.
but citizens are urged to drop their
money in the collection hat to nuke
the band play next summer.
The Downs Times was started q
years ago and Mr.. jackson, the miller.
has had his ad. in every issue ill
yet people think the gooo an die
young.
Noting that Mr. Ache married Miss
Payne the other day, the Newton Kan
SAN is worrying abont the numerous
aches and pains that will doubtless
come into their lives later.
Emporia people take with con
siderable sprinkIIng Of salt the state
meut of Mr.. Virgin of that Pace who
lis now living in ST. Louis tlau the
town meets the approval of Lctemily.
Impossible! The Dispatch a.. y- hat
Mr.. Dawley county clerk at luIiipys-
burg has resigned although je las
two years yet TO serve, because Pee tUr-
not afford 10 stay in the o"ce and
neglect his farm
Three Colorado men bumming east
an freight were given ten days in the
county Jail 10y Newton's Judge II is
believed to be the first conviction I'M
der the new law making cumming on
cars a misdemeanor.
"Does the wind blow this way all the
time here?" asked "a stranger Of a little
girl at Goodland according to the
News. "Oh, no, sir. only part of the
time; the rest of the time it blows the
other way" responded the little girl.
This poem is from the pen of a man
in the Leavenworth Soldiers Home:
"Glad to see you, gentle spring:
You're looking well-but say,
Why be so formal? Wou'tyou please
Take OIL your things and stay?'
The Edgar Zinc Company paid
man "a, 600 for nine acres north of
Cherryvale recently. OF course the
seller is now rated shrewd and sue
cessful business man, but old Dame
Nature certainly makes desirable
silent partner.
Concordia Empire There is nothing
like keeping up with the fashions. We
noticed young lady on the street re-
Gently with half dozen of those bra SIS
thingumbobs hanging from her waist,
and at the same time there were two
or three grease spots on her dress as
large as a hens egg and her shoes
we're as rusty as a plow-boy's moe
casins.
A farmer near LaCygne had a sad
experience the day the town bank
failed. He drove to town, was thirsty.
called at a Joint and found it closed
He went to Il second and q third: all
closed. Then he went TO the bank to
get some money aud found it closed
Disguised, he started home, stopped
at the creek to Stake his awful thirst
and found it frozen.
a Smith Center couple has solved
the problem OF how 70 enjoy % quiet
honeymoon. While DR.. Lutz was call
ing on Miss Reed both were Quarau-
timed with The smallpox both having
90. THE Reed family moved out. g0t
preacher. who stood n fho middle ut
lue Stree. and shouted the CEREMONY
Id. .Igu a- OluN stood ou tuo front
pore %. Iu. preacher waite. neither
.Ur Ice nor lu kiss tu. bride. auu the
happy couple .us uO, been HIeurlcd
nee.
The O-we4o Blade ea'ml'vna for
got itself las. week and told how H.