The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-09-13
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

round the Abilene library ladies RAJ
u merry-go-round one evening an,
collected 1888.
>. Daily of MCPHERSON, sold point
er pup to an Alabama man for Sl37. 81
Here is another drouth-resisting, trust
escaping crop.
The Kansas hog seems determined
to get so valuable that the Kiowi
hog" couldn't buy a herd with tn,
price OF his claim.
Mr.. Ellick will coach the Haskell
Indian foot ball team this year. If he
is smart Ellick he can possibly make
winner out of it.
Now the painting class in the Uni.
versity is to have model. 1t will be
a live human and will strike attitudes.
The State has 'em.
1t is now more than probable that
the Garden of Eden will be found in
this state; all that remains is to locate
the old corner stones.
The talk of ousting Insurance Com
missioner Church causes the State
journal to recall the ancient fights to
separate Church and State.
The class in Philosophy in the
Cherryvale high school has foundered
upon the question, asked by pretty
blond: Are atoms animals?"
X. c. Star: The newspaper testers
are making light of the innocent fact
that twins have arrived to bless the
home of Mr.. Quitnow of Topeka.
"a man with large family and n
small sa lary," says the Galena Times,
has as hard work as a fly living in
the home of neat housekeeper. I"
Ewing Herbert said Will White is
KANSAS only living great man. Now
Herbert is publishing Whites poetry.
There is no admiring rose without its
thorn.
Barney Sheridan, who is death on
fakirs, calls on the people of Miami
county to get down their guns and
go after a pair of sewing machine
grafters.
a trance medium is holding forth in
Emporia and nine people out of ten in
town have asked to talk with Charlie
Cross. Cross was defaulting banker
who suicided.
Albert II. Reid would better look to
his aurels. There is a blacksmith
making pictures for che FIT. Scott Lam
tern such as Reid never dreamed of I'M
his deepest sleep.
The Williamsburg Republican mys-
teriously headed each column this
week with this item: Join it," Is it
possible the Bufaloes have finally
penetrated that far?
The Lawrence World promises that
before that town gets through with
them all the boys who came to school
this year with handkerchiefs in their
collars will know better.
The landlady of the hotel Mecca at
Cofeyville did not get scared when
her dress ignited from the cigar lighter,
but with rare presence of mind put it
out, says the Journal.
An old man 80 years of age, once
wealthy but for some years an inmate
of the poor farm at Uniontown. walked
ten miles to his old home, the place
of his prosperous days, just to die.
While Gentry's show was being
transferred through Newton a monkey
got glimpse of the town and people
and managed to escape from his cage.
The Newtonites "looked good" to
him.
The Topeka Capital, speaking of
range in fees paid by grooms to clergy
men for marrying them, records one
ofSl, O0O At the other extreme was q
groom who borrowed $40 OF the min
lister.
John Nelson killed his brother-in-
law AL. Morris at Coffeyville. The
affair grew out of an old feud Morris
stabbing Nelson when he met him on
the street and being shot for his
trouble.
Atchison Globe: Don't blame the
men for not wanting to hold the baby.
A man can't go out into the other
room and return with an apron on
after he has held the baby a few
moments.
Parker, of Abilene, went to the new
country and organized the Lawton
Merry and Oil Company.
That's like the furniture manufacturer
who made a specially of pulpits and
bar fixtures.
mat COncOrdla tattoOed woman is
making tour of Kansas fairs. If
Kansas was as Independent of the east
in the matter of manufactures as she
is in the matter of freaks the State
would get rich.
The Chronicle says that the only
people in Leavenworth who play the
old game: Heavy, heavy hangs over
your head" are the hotel walters and
they do as they carry loaded trays
behind you at table.
The editor of the Pleasanton OBJ
server now tells everything his month
old son does in the editorial page. His
friends hope the boy will never do
anything the Oldham won u want told
on the local page.
The Republican says that the only
thing that prevents two Toronto men
from having breach of promise suit
at every term of court is the fact that
both are married. SIT is not well for
man to live alone"
The Manchester News prints an adj
vertisement that deserves u response.
1t reads: "If John Smith, who twerty
years ago deserted his poor wife and