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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THsP
Pen Picture for Women.

81 am so nervou there is not o
well inch in my whole body. / am so
weak at my stomach and have indi-
gestion horribly, and palpitation of
the heart, and L am losing flesh. This
headache and backache nearly kills
me, and yesterday l nearly had hyster-
les : there is a weight in the lower part
OF my bowels bearing down all the
time, and pains in my groins and
thighs; / cannot sleep, walk. or sit,
and l believe / am diseased all over
no one ever suffered as / do"
This is a description of thousands OF
cases which come to Mrs. Pinkham's
attention daily. An infiamed and I'LL
cerated condition of the neck of the
womb can produce all of these symps
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
TRIED TO WRECK A TRAIN.
But the Vigilance of the Engineer
Averted Disaster by Check
ing Up in Time.

Nashville. ILL.,, April 15.-An attempt
was made to wreck the westbound
Louisville & Nashville Southern mail
train near Opdyke Sunday night.
A tie had been placed across the
track, but was observed by the engi-
neer some distance away and he was
enabled to stop his train in time.
Only the front trucks of the engine
passed over the tie.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Sailed from TOuIou.

Toulon, April 15.-The Italian
squadron commanded by the duke of
Genoa, which participated in the
Franco-Italian festivities here last
week, sailed from Toulon yesterday
morning.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
rrx Gratn-o. TRY Grafn-os

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack
age of GRAIN-O, the new food drink chat
takes the place of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult.
All who try it, like it. .GRAIN-O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. ! the
price of coffee. l5c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold by all grocers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Found in an Ice Pond.

Richmond, Ind, April 15.-The bad
" decomposed body of George Wy
burn, who came here several months
sgo from Ottawa, o., was found in an
ice pond, near this city yesterday af-
ternoon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Suicide Followed Dissipation.

San Francisco, April 1O.-A soldier
who shot and killed himeslf at the
Cliff house. Monday night, has been
identified as Paul Warren, who was
one of the members of Troop c., of
the Roosevelt Rough Riders. Warren
was a native of Quincy, Ill, a SOC of
the late William Warren, chief justice
of New Mexico. Warren served in the
Philippines with the Eleventh cavalry
and was ~honorably discharged a few
days ago. His suicide followed a
period of dissipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
To Make Up for Lost Time.

st. Petersburg, April 15.-The Off
cial Messenger contains the announce
ment that, in consequence of the clos
ing of the high schools owing to the
student disorders, it has been decided
that lectures shall be resumed forth
with and be continued, if necessary,
through the summer vacation, extra
examinations being held to enable the
students to make up for lost time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
stein Recommends surrender.

Bloemfontein, April 15.-It is re-
ported that the health of former
President Stein has broken down. It
is also said that he has advised all
Beers on commando to surrender Inn
mediately.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Gen. Turchin HopeIessIy

Nashville, H., April 1O.-Brig.-Gen
John B. Truchin, soldier, scholar and
author, is hopelessly insane and il
confined in the county Jail in this city
from which place he will be trans
ferred to the Anna asylum TO-DAY.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Reforms Urged by Yangtse

Shanghai, April 10.-The Yangtse
v~iceroys and governors have forward
ed a memorial to the throne, suggest
ing certain reforms. These reforms
suggest, among other things, that the
royal princes and students of good
family, should travel and study in
foreign countries; hat the entire
army be drilled by western methods;
that colleges and schools be extended,
and that a standard dollar currency
be adopted.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
,ring Cleanfng Made Easy

be avoided by good management. Settled
weather should be selected for the work,
and everything necessary provided before
hand. Ivory Soap viii be found best for
washing paints, floors and windows; it is
harmless, and effective in making the house
clean and fresh. ELIZA R. PARKER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Died of

ST. Joseph, Mo-, April 15.-John
Brightman, one OF the best-known
business man of this city for many
years, died at the state hospital for
the insane here, yesterday, from
paresis,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lnngs-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen. Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

Dyspepsia is the bane of the human sys-
TEN. Protect yourself against its ravages by
the use of Beeman's Pepsin Gum.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

Don't Neglect a Cough. Take Some Hale's
Honey Of Horehound and Tar instanter.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

Boston Girl-Have you read Emerson!
St. Louis Girl-No, | guess not. Those
red spots on my face are just common pim'
ples.IColorado Weekly Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

"Then what is your reason for marrying
her." Il have no reason. I'm in love-
Philadelphia Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18
Queen AIexandra's Return.

London, April 15.-Queen Alexandra
arrived in London last evening from
Copenhagen.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

"Going to get an automobile this spring."
"No." "Why not? Can't you afford it?"
ooh, yes. But l can't afford to let my
wife know I can afford TOWN Topics.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

Stop lookin' fer trouble an happiness1
look fer you.-Irving Bachelor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

The world turns aside to let any man pass
who knows whittier he is going.-David
Starr Jordan.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1901-04-18

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Q~uinine Tablets. All
druggistsrefundm money fit fails to cure. Csc.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
When COAl Gives Ont.

Tile Adirondack region abOundS with
streams, most of which can some time
be made use of as sources of power for
carrying on industries, running rail-
roads and furnishing light and heat.
Indeed, the great problem at present
is not at all to find available heads Of
water, but to devise means of trans
hitting the power with the minimum
loss for long distances.
1t is impossible to believe that with
the success of existing plants and the
spectacle of practically unlimited pow
er going to waste on every hand, to
stimulate inventive genius, methods
will not be devised before very long
for overcoming this difficulty of trans
mission.
Whether it is by the discovery Of
some new conveyor or by using sue
cession Of generating plants or by a
process of storing the electricity and
conveying it by freight or express or
however, the new power is bound in
time to come into practically universal
use. If the difficulty Of transmission Is
never wholly obvious, 1t may be there
will be some regrouping Of industries
and communities in the near vicinity Of
important sources of water supply
Gunton's Magazine.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Treating Insomnia.

So many people suffer from insomnia
nowadays that 1t is wonder they do
not adopt the time honored Ohstom Of
French kings and indeed of our an
cestors generally, the zen cas- by the
bedside, the meal of fruit OF bread and
cold chicken, put ready in case of
wakefulness. Many merry little meal
might be eaten in the middle of the
night, when thoughts crowd on the
mind and care sits heavy. 1t is the
wakeful digestion that claims its due
and clamors to be fed. Our forefa-
theirs were wise, and many a hunter
after old furniture knows the quaint
little cupboard with grated door
which served for the night meal and is
now sometimes labeled a cheese cup
board A bedside book is of no use
when the pangs of hunger make for
mastery, but with a book and Il
"SnacE one can contriye to pass
some pleasant hours, even when sleep
does not touch ones eyelids and the
sweet boon of unconsciousness cvades
ones grasp.-New York Times.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Bounced the Bill Of Fare.

Stories Of the generosity OF Judge
Poland of Vermont are constantly com
ing to light. One of the prettiest Is
about an old farmer, whom the judge
invited to dine with him one NY at
the hotel in Lyndon, Vt.
The old mans shabby garments and
uncouth manners did not prevent his
host from. being heartily glad to see
him. and He was ushered into the din
ing room with all the Difference that
could have been shown the judge S
most distinguished friend.
1t was the farmers first experience
at hotel and when the waiter laid
the menu card before him he asked
quickly, "Whats that"
1.-THE bill Of fare, sir" replied the
waiter.
"Take it awayw said the old man,
with a look of triumph on his brown
face. "Judge Poland isn't the sort
that invites folks and then let's 'em pay
their own bills. I've known him. boy
and man, young Teller! Perhaps you
didn't know I'm a-vis'ting Judge Po'
land today"
The waiter bowed with the aspect of
a craven image, but the Judge and his
guest smiled at each other in mutual
friendliness and pleasure, and then the
Judge proceeded to order for two
Youths Companion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
A Row at the Show.

The lord mayors. show is an annual
theme for the newspapers. Very little
can be said about 1t that has not been
said again and again. 1t costs about
$1,000, the banquet from $4,000 to f3,-
COO The show has sunk during the
century to borrowing some of its splen-
doris from the property man." There
by hangs tale.
A certain lord mayor hired from the
Surrey theater two suits of armOr
brass and steel, with a couple of SUI
pers to go inside them. The manager
of the Surrey stipulated, by the way,
that the steel armor should not be
used if the day be a wet or II foggy
one. After the show the men in Armor
were taken to the Guildhall remain
ing there several hours without food.
No one, it appears, was able to rid
them of their ironmongery.
Wine was given them. and the man
Of brass became intoxicated The by
ISLANDERS. thinking if he fell about that
he would injure others as we'll as him.
SELF tried to eject him. But he show
ed fight, and, to add to their further
dismay, his companion in arms Joined
him. They We're overcome at last only
by sheer weight of numbers. Then
the maker of the armor was sent for.
men, who were In danger of being
stiHed by the weight of their equip
ment.-Good Words.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
The MissiOnary'x Little Joke.

A native Maori chieftain. the de.
scendant Of cannibal kings, Is now
completing his medical education in
Chicago. Cannibalism ended in his
tribe, he says, when Bishop Selwyn
converted his grandfather, but he tells
some stories Of it which have dis
tinctly humorous flavor. For instance:
It is said that once a chief captured a
missionary who was anything but a
toothsome morsel, as he was old and
thin and looked as If his flesh would be
tough. The missionary warned the
chief that he would not MAKE a good
dinner and, pulling up his trousers,
cut slice off the calf of his leg and
offered it to the chief.
The chief tasted it, said he didn't
like it and passed it to subchef. The
sub tasted it, made wry face and
passed it on. The next man who took
a bite of it spat it out. The missionary
was released. After he had gone it
was discovered that he wore cork leg.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Now good digestion waits on appe tite
and health on both
II 1t d. en- t. Try Burdock Blood Bitters.



The young man was from town and
was spending Sunday in the suburbs.
He knew far more about horses and
carriages than the local livery sales.
man, and SO his interview with the lat
ter when he sought to hire rig" for
the afternoon was tinged with a gentle
air Of patronage on his part. "Oh, have
you trap you can let me have?"
Yes; certainly"
zone that will hold two?"
eyes, or 90" from the obiiging coun-
tryman.
"Oh. really! Have you a stylish road
wagon"
Eyes,"
perhaps you have a spider or. a
Brewster buggy, or on second thought
l might prefer a rubber tired hanson.
You can accommodate me?"
Eyes; all kinds cheerfully furnished"
Can you give me lash whip?"
Eyes; with fancy tassel."
ooh, well, what kind of a horse can
you turn out-a short tailed one?"
II think So" came gently from the
wearied proprietor; then in stentorian
tones to his man: Jake, can you give
this gentleman short tailed horse? II
not, cut one at once."-Short Stories
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
The sale.lady.. Romance.

Eyes, I'm in the necktie department
now. like it ever so much better
than selling ribbons. Men are so much
easier to suit than women. All you've
got to do Is smile at them and you can
sell them any old thing. The women
will finger over the whole stock ana
not buy IL cents worth-just as II a
lady had nothing to do but show goods
Besides, l don't like the hoorwalker
in the ribbon department.. The one
we've got now is lovely. His name Is
Ierklns-H Perkins-and he's
just as swell.
"And, say, can you keep'a secret!
He's-you won't tell soul?--well, he's
il .f,e with me. No, he hasn't said so
yet, but | can tell by the way he looks
at me-never takes his eyes off me
from morning till night. He's jealous,
too, and that's Il sure sign. You ought
to've seen him yesterday when george
came in to invite me to the bill post
er's ball. George-he's my old steady,
YOU know-well, he and was standing
there talking when Horatio-I mean
Mr.. Perkins-came along. He gave me
an awful fierce look, but l never let
on that seen him, but just kept right
on talking.
"Then he stepped right up to me and
says, his voice quivering with suppress
ed emotion, he says: Miss Robinson
he says, are you aware that there are
half a dozen customers waiting for
your
II know he only said that SO as not
to betray his real feelings, because
when turned around there wasn't any
six customers there at all. There was
only four."-New York Journal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
TITLE SENT ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL.

DR.. ]. @. Kenney. in connection
with ten other doctors of White
River valley. has raised his rates on
all night calls.
Mrs. Z w. Boardman of West
Hartford was 10 town S1tur lay.
Ezra Wood OF Hartford has moved
to the Tyler place, which he recently
purchased.
Mrs. Griffith went to West Lebanon
n. H., last week To visit at Hicbard
Farnham's.
Lottie Mosher of Strafford visited
at Ellis Ames' Thursday.
Several from here attended the cir
Gus at White River Junction last FRI
day
The farmers in this vicinity are be.
ginoing to cut their corn and fill their
siloS.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Edible Birds Nests.

The nests of the little swift Ga kind
of swallow, gathered along the rocky
cliffs with so much difficulty and yet
In such quantities on account of the
Chinese demand, are formed of a
salivary secretion which soon becomes
firm on exposure to the air. 1t is a
glutinous white substance with little
red dots. They are clean, the nests
being taken as soon as completed. The
little swift being repeatedly robbed, is
at last compelled to exc out its waning
supply of secretion with little sticks
and grass and is thus enabled to lay
Its eggs and hatch its young, as only
nests free from foreign material are
merchantable.-"A Sketch of the Phil
ippines" in Self Culture.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
SHARON.

Mrs. W. E. Webster of Royalton
was in town Friday.
Mrs. Ed Chamberlin and daughter
have returned to their home in Man
chester, N. H.
Miss Della and Charlie Baldwin re-
turned to their home in Boston today
(Tuesday).
Mrs, Albert Chillson has been quite
i'll, the past week, but is little bet.
ter now.
Wells Porter has a position in the
Waldo creamery at South Royalton,
and has begun work there
DR.. Bush has been visiting her cOu-
sin, Mrs. G. D. Smith.
Mrs. Sophia Bicknell has returned
from Barnard and is keeping house
for Mrs. Chlllson during her sickness.
The Good Templars Union that was
to have been held here Sept. 7 has
been postponed until Nov, 2.
Rev Sumner Sargent will exchange
with Rev. NJ. Nichols Of Norwich
next Sunday, when the communion
service viii be observed
Charles Hart, Mrs ii. G. Bruce and
Ms. E II Moves wen to Winches
ter, Mass, to attend the funeral of
Truman Doubleday.
Mrs M. G. Noyes and Msry have re-
turne from their visit at Bemis,
N. ii.
Miss Nellie Saaver, who has been
visiting at j. S. Willey's, has rsturned
to Boston.
Miss Matte Simmons aas returned
from South Royalton.
Mrs Frank Morse of Norwich is Wis
iting her father, Geo. Snow.
Mis-. A. b, Finney has a sister Wis
iting her.
Miss Minnie Parker has been in
South Royallon the past week.
Nearly hundred attended the
lawn party on the common Wednes-
day evening. 1t was financial sue
cess.
Chas. Roberts has moved to White
River Junction.
Arthur Somers went to Bellows
Falls Saturday with the South Roy.
alton base ball team. He is their first
baseman. Next Saturday there will
be a game at s ,uth Royalton between
the Bellows Falls and South Royalton
mines. This will be an exciting game
as Bellows Falls no DIS the champion.
ship Of the state and will do theil
best.
NJ. q. Noyes and A. H. Badger were
in White River Junction last Satur.
day.
Philip Steele and daughter Phyllis
of Chicago visited his father, Rev. L.
b. Steele, last week.
Mrs. Augustus Cheney and little sor
came Saturday from Worcester, Mass
to visit friends,
Mark Drown went to Woodstock
Monday where he is attending the
high school.
Chas. Wiley, Henry Walker and
Nelson Snow went to B rnard Wed
nesday to attend the Soldiers Re-
union.
Mr. and M rs. Slack of Norwich Wis
tied at Ernest Badgers last week.
Sam Kimball is working in Hazen's
livery stable at South Royalton.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

B. W. Pursell. kintersville, Pa. says he
suffered 20 years with piles and G u d OBJ
tain norelief until Dewitt Witch Hazel
Salve effect permanent cure Count .
erfeits are worthless.
Rickert d. Wells Parre, Wilcox 4 Gillette,
Moretown, W. F. Poole. East Barre, vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Geo. ". ane Pewamo, Mich, writes;
: Your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the best
remedy for indigestion and stomach trou
BILE that ever used. For years suffer-
ed from dyspepsia. at times compelling
me to stay in bed and causing me uutold
agony. i am completely cured by Kodol
Dysp epsia Cure In reco amending it to
friends who suffer from Indigestion | al
wavs offer to pay for it if it fails. Thus
far have never paid
Rickert Il Wells Barre. Wilcox 4 Gillette
Moretown, w. f. Poole. East Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

mo" said the imrecunious one. "you
can't believe all that you see in the
newspapers"
care you prepared to specify" the
other man asked.
II am. saw a statement in the
financial columns that money was easy.
hut when ! tried to negotiate loan I
found that the reverse was true"
"You misunderstood the paragraph.
1t didn't say the people were easy
Judge.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Horse on Him,

"Got a good joke on myself" said
the man who has accumulated a little
property by hard work. II asked my
wife what was the difference between
me and horse, intending to say that
/ was forehanded man and the horse
was a four footed beast. What do you
suppose she said?
"Give it up" said the other man.
"Said she guessed 1t must be the
length Of my ears. Indianapolis Jour-
nal,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Anaesthetlcs were known in the days
Of Homer, and the Chinese 1000 years
ago had preparation Of hemp known
as tuna 70" to deaden pain-something
similar to our modern cocaine.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Rev. D., M iris We loslev,

Rabbi Of the Cong. Bnal Israeli
New York, Jan. 3. 1901.
Drs. Taft Bros Medicine Co.,
Gentlemen: Your Asthmalene is an excel
lent remedy for Asthma and Hay Fever, and
its composition alleviates all troubles which
combine with Asthma. Its success is aston.
ehing and wonderful.
After having it carefully analysed. we can
state that AsthmaleLe contains no opium.
morphine. chlOroform or ether.
Very truly yours.
REV. DIR. MORRIS WECHSLER
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Many physicians are now prescribing
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure regularly having
found that 1t is the best prescription they
can ca. wr1te because II is ths one prepare
airy to digest not only some kinds of food
but all kind and it therefore cures indi-
gestion and dyspepsia no matter what
its cause.
Rickert 4 Wells, Barre, Wilcox Il Gillette,
Moretown, W. E. Poole. East Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
Like His Father.

"Charley, dear" said young Mrs.
forkins, 1.-The baby is trying to talk
again. It's wonderful how he takes
after your
"What was he talking aboutT'
II think 1t must have been politics.
He started very calmly, but in a few
minutes he was as angry and red In
the face as he could be."-Washington
Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Sid Darling. 1912 Howard st. Port Huron.
Mich. writes; y have tried many pills
ara laxatlves but DeWitts Little Early
used" They never gripe.
Rickert q Wells, Barre, Wilcox 4 Gillette
Moretown. W. E. Poole. East Barre. v;
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Henry Braydor. Harris, N. c.. says; I
ok medicine 20 years for asthma but
one bottle Of One Minute Cough Cure did
me more good than any thing else d, rim
that time. Best Cough Cure"
Rickert 4 Wells, Barre, Wilcox 4 Gillette,
Moretown. W. e Poole. EAT Barre. vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Don't wait until you become chronically
constituted but take DeWitt's Little
Early Risers now and then. They will
keep your liver and bowels in good order.
Easy to take. SAFE pills,
MoretowD. W. E! Poole. East Barre. VI
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04
The Penalty,

The Penalty.
Jinks-How much do you thiNk a
minister ought to get for marrying
couple?
Filkins--W Well, II wholly unacquaint.
ed with them perhaps he might be let
of with six munths.-Exchange.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

Casts No Blame ON His Ancestors.
Mrs. Goodsale-To what do you at.
tribute your appetite for strong drink?
Is 1t hereditary?
Wragson Tatters-No. lady: it's
yhirst. Philadelphia Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

An Irishu>an in speaking Of an &C.
quaintance said he was condemned to
be hanged, but saved his life by dying
the day before he was executed.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1901-09-04

A hopeless man is deserted by him
self, and he who deserts himself 10
soon deserted by his friends.