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The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
al~ee Minutes HI. Limit.

1hree Minutes His Limit.
Senator Beveridge tells good story
o., ali Indiana lawyer who was some
thing Of a wag. Leaving his Office one
afternoon, the man stopped in rest
aurant and took a drink Of whisky.
On the car he met prohibition
friend.
II have quit drinking, and feel
Splendid" remarked the lawyer.
lawyers breath. "How long since?"
The lawyer took out his watch and
looked at 1t.
"Three minutes ago." he replied
Washington Post.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
MADAME BAvEAs TEsr1F1Es.

A Distinguishcd Lady After Travel
ing Six Years i'm Search of Health,
at Last Finds 1t in Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
Hot Springs. Ark, March 1S.-(spe-
cial.-This popular resort numbers
among its patrons many Of the worlds
most distinguished men and women,
but none more SO than Madame Isa-
belle Ellen Baveas. Life Governor of
the Free Masons Grand Lodge Of Eng
land.
Madam Baveas, like most Of the 9TH
er visitors, came here in search OF
health. She was not disappointed, but
her cure was not found In the virtue
of the baths, but in a few boxes OF
Dodd's Kidney Pills, q remedy which
she found on sale here, and which Is
being used and with wonderful success
by number Of the visitors to Hot
Springs. She says:
II Travelled almost constantly for the
past six years in the interests OF my
Society, and my health gradually be-
came broken down, through the change
of food, water, climate. etc. The doc
tors told me had diabetes, and ad-
vised me to go to the Springs. as they
could do nothing for me. While there
my attention was called to Dodd's Kid
ney Pills by fellow sufferer. who had
been greatly benefited by using them.
Il. profited by her experience and
bought box, and then another, and
10 on until had used seven boxes. 1t
is with gratitude that state that they
cured me completely. and I am now
able to take up the duties of life once
more. am very thankful for what
Dodd's Kidney Pills have done for me.
and as grateful woman shall never
hesitate to recommend them to any
one suffering with Diabetes"
The very satisfactory experience of
this distinguished woman should be
an encouragement to all similar suffer-
ers.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are soc. a box,
atx boxes for $3.50. Buy them from
rour local druggist If you can. If he
cannot supply you, send to the Dodd's
Medicine Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
Deeds Greater Than Words

Deeds are greater than words. Deeds
have such q life, mute but undeniable,
and grow as living trees and fruit
trees do; they people the vacuity Of
time and make 1t green and worthy.
why should the oak prove logically
that it ought to grow. eAnd will grow?
Plant it, try It; what gifts Of diligent
iudicious assimilation and secretion
IL has. Of progress and resistance, Of
force to grow. will then declare them.
Carlyle. :5 {
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
How q, Bald.

Our business is not to build quick
r.. but to build upon q right founda-
tion and In a. right spirit. Life is
more than q mere competition as be-
tween man and man; It is not whn
can be done first. but who can work
the best; It Is not who can rise highest
IN the shortest time, but who 4 work
lng most patiently and lovingly, IN
accordance with the designs Of God
Dr. Joseph Parker. 49, ,,ss
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

0evars ef OsnAnsnts for Cstarrh That
ConAain Mercury
A nereurv viu surely destroy tho sense Of
smell ard oonpletely derange the whole syssem
0hen enteRin9 it through the mucous surfaces.
Such erticIes ehouN never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as tne
damage they viii do ts tenfold to the R gooa y, you
Gure. manufactured BY F. ]. Cheney Co..
Toledo. O.. contains no mercury, ana is tsRe9 9
internally. acting directly upon the niGoo ana
Hsii:s 1Afsrrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
It 10 taken internally, and made in To!eoo Qni0,
hyE 81 Cheney &Co Tes.imonialsfree SOLO
81 Druggists, price 76c per bottle.
Hsii's Family pills sre the best
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

The Key to the Situation.
First Detective-FIow did you man
age to discover the scandal in their
family closet?
4 Second Detective-Well, you see. ]
had skeleton key.-smart Set.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
AFTER-EFFECTS
OF La GRIPPE .

7H6 afef.efecfs Of the grip often DISASTROUS
known to the medical fraternity
and complications which moro seou,
1han the scufe stage of the disease
Some people have the lightly
to the house only dsagreesbke
disabling SYMPTOMS follow All Of tonics stimulating
None of them
compare In results with Peruna
Every grip ought short course
PerunA following people say sbout IT,
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"A b o ut tw o
months ago I
was taken very
very i'll with Ia
grippe and was
obliged to go to
bed. I took
three bottles of
Per u n a with
very beneficial
results and was
able to leave my
S~v hoI L. a
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
GRIP
CAUSED
NERVOUS
DYSPEPSIA.

seemed to be affected badly all over.
I suffered with severe backache, indi-
gestion and numerous ills. 80 I could
neither eat nor sleep. and thought I
would give up my work. which could
not afford to do.
Zone of my customers who was
greatly helped by Peruna advised me
to try It, and procured bottle the
same day. I used it faithfully and
felt . marked Improvement. During
the next two months I took I'VE bot
ties, and then felt splendid. Now my
head is clear, my nerves are steady,
enjoy food. and rest we'll. Peruna has
been worth . dollar dose to me. -
.. L. Wallace.
Nyou do not derive prompt a,
Of Peruna. write at once to DR.. Ha
your case and he will be pleased Il
Address Dr.. Hartman, Presil
Columbus, Ohio.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
a strong Mans score.

one Of the strongest men recently stated
was nerfect digestion. Hostetter's Stom-
1ch Bitters makes digestion perfect and
cures all complaints srising from 2 weak
end ali liver and kidney ailments. Az
blood purifier and nerve tonic It Is mar
Seions. Il II recommended by physicians
and eold by every druggist In the country.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

SSA SASkA0AA =
have taken Peru
ma now for two
weeks. and ind I
am very much
relieved. I feel
that my cure
will be perma-
nent. I have
also taken It for
Ia grippe, and
take pleasure In
recommen din z
Peruna as an ex-
cellent remedy
80 =,
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

afinnesota County Omcers.
"A convenient manual containing the
name Of every county officer in Min
nesota, all state officials. the Minnesota
congressional delegation and the mem
bers Of the legislature. will be sent
postpaid on receipt Of Is cents. Ad-
dress the Pioneer Press Manufacturing
Departments, rs6S to 50 East Third
street, st. Paul.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
For Keeps.

Ascunn-so you've got a political sit
aation. DO you expect to keep it?
Ra1terty-Faith, do, 80. an what's
0ore, ixpict it to kape me.-Phila.
AelphfA Press.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

D. D. Wallace, q
charter member of
the international Bar
ber's Union writes
from is Western ave-,
Minneapolis, MINI.
Following q severe
attack of la Rrippe I
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

The antiquarian has no use for
thing until time has rendered 1t use'
less. RAJ {.555
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
4. a.,Drayvinr Cnpncity

Al 4 Drawing Capacity.
An ant, they say, can draw twenty
times its its own weight, but good,
healthy mustard plaster can give the
ant cards and spades and beat it at its
own Eame.-Exchange.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

WE CAN SELL YOUR BUSINESS, Have some
| attractive openings An all lnes References.
Odlum- Kurtzman Co. Phoenix Bid Minneapolis.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Sometimes people. stop at hotel in
order to escape home comforts.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

A good heart is better than all the
heads in the world.-Bulwer Lytton.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Dyeing Is as simple as washing when
you use PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Miss Alice Dressler,
Of 1913 N. Bryant ave.,
Minneapolis, Mimi,
writes as follows con-
cerning Peruna:
Last spring I suf-
fered from Ia grippe
and was partially
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
GRIP
LEFT T-AER
BROKEN
DOWN.

cured, but the bad after effects remain
ed through the summer and somehow
l did not get a. strong - was before.
I'm the fall I caught cold after get
ting my feet wet and attending lee
ture in q cold hall, and suffered = re-
lapse. Catarrh of the throat and head
followed. and as was in weak con-
dition physically previous to this, 1t
took but little to break me down COM
pletely. One Of my college friends,
who was visiting me, asked mo to try
Peruna and did 90 and found it all
and more than I had expected. It not
only cured me Of the catarrh, but re-
stored me to perfect health. Alice
Dressler.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Ambition often prevents a man from
making a success Of small things.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

a Month'o Test Free.
II you have Dyspepsia, write DR.. shoop Racine.
Wis, Box 143 for six bottles Of Dr.: Shops Restora-
tive express paid. Pay ESQ II cured.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23
a Month,s Test Ere,

It is always safe to learn, even from
DUR enemies.-Colton.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Some society snobs doubtless pity
Adam because he had no ancestors.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

when You Bay Ink
81 Carter's and you will get the best every
time "Inklings" free Carter's Ink Co, Boston.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Before marriage men and women ar
que; after that they dispute.
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

washington, Feb. 4, 1899.
The Peruna Medicine Co. Columbus, O.:
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

Washington. April "a. 1900.
The Peruna Medicine Co. Columbus, O.:
The Washburn leader., 1901-03-23

There is a great deal Of differenc
between q copy and an imitation.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
BISMARCK OF
ITALY IS DEAD
Sisnor Crispi. Once the Premier,
-. -.-.- PassessQ Quietly Away
at Naples.

/, NAPLES, August n.-signor. Crispi
died at 7:45 o'clock this evening. He
was surrounded by the members of his
family and several intimate friends.
The news was Immediately teIegraphed
to King Emmanuel and Queen Helena.
The newspapers assert that the body
VIII be conveyed by steamer to Paler-
mo, where the municipal authorities
will arrange for a great public funeral.
1t is rumored that Signor Crispfs will
authorizes prominent Italian politi-
clan to examine his papers and to pub
lish his memoirs.
1t is rumored that the affairs of the
deceased are in the greatest confusion
and that Signora Crispi will have to de-
pend solely on the proceeds of the sale
of the memoirs. The body will lie in
state for three days in the drawing
room of the Villa Lima, In Naples, the
walls of which are adorned with fres-
Goes and presenting the principal epf-
sodes of the Garibaldean epoch. Signor
Joratro. the sculptor, has taken a cast
of the face. Seals have been affixed to
the belongings of the. deceased, and
Signor Laureonzana of the Chamber of
Deputies has been appointed trustee of
the will. Veteran soldiers. firemen and
police will act as guard of honor dur
ing the lying in state. A great state
funeral will be held In Naples before
the body is removed to Palermo. King
Victor Emmanuel will be represented.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
HAWAIIAN MAILS
GROW HEAVIER
immense Increase in island Postal
Business Since the
Annexation.

WASHINGTON. August 14.--G. w.
Carr, assistant superintendent in
charge of the railway mail service in
Hawaii, was in conference with Acting
Postmaster General shallenberger to-
day. He says the volume of the mails
in Hawaii has increased fully 100 per
cent since the American regime began.
Save for himself, two inspectors and
three clerks from San Francisco, the
entire Hawaiian postal system is ad-
ministered by resident officials and en-
4ployes.
The postmasters throughout the ISL
ands. besides the native Hawaiians and
the Americans who were there before
the American regime was installed
include English. German. Portuguese
and other nationalities. None of the
ninety or one hundred postofffces on the
Islands has had to call on the United
States for employees of any kind.
Carr will return to Honolulu by the
18th proxfmo, when he will arrange
TRANSPORTATION service for four years
beginning next year. He will go from
here to New York to look into the sea-
mort mail service on the American line,
preliminary to instituting similar ser
vice on the Oceanic line between San
Francisco and Honolulu, under which
a postal clerk will be aboard each
steamer
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
Selling Medical Degrees.

NEW YORK. August 16.-Governor
voorhees, of New Jersey, investigating
.ho oon,nlaint of D. NJ J. Mitchell, sec
retary of the state Board of Health. e&-
oeets to locate manufacturer OF bogus
dinlomas in Jersey City. The complaint
: in the shape of a circular letter 10
DR.. Mitchell offering TO confer
and diploma of university IN 'eise,
city concerning which the eoucatioie-.
department has no record -
o,,,.r the degree of N D. is offered at
tha harpain price of $40, or. coupled
with Ph. d.. for SIS. The Governor
sovs the authorities win at once take
action against the promoters of the al
legged university. He says he mas re-
ceived complaints from citizens in Tex. Tex
as Minnesota and other Western s'A'ss
ano1osIne copies of the circular.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
TRANSFORMED RUSSIA.
sasn. Frederick D. Grant Notes Great
improvements There.

NEW YORK, Aug. 16.-speaking of his
experiences in Russia where he made
tour. General Frederick Dent Grant. who
has Just arrived from Europe, said the
general feeling of the people Of the mid
die and upper classes was favorable to
the United States. The Russians regard
the United States more as country TO
buy from than to sell to.
.:I found the greatest Improvement
since my last visit to Russia in 1S72,
said the General. Even the houses are
better built and show that Russia Is ad-
yancing with the times and Is pros
perous. The improvement in the condi-
tions of the serfs is really remarkable
They were liberated about the same time
that our negroes were, but they have
advanced infinitely further IN the same
snace of time. Army service has helped
j., their development physically and men
tally In a way that goes far to make up
for the burden on the nation at large
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
BRIDE WAS a HooDoo.
Whereupon the Bridegroom Returns
Her to Her Parents.

NEW YORK. August ia special to
the World from Danbury. Conn, says:
Morgan Burgess, who married three
weeks ago Anna Goodwin, a Vermont
girl, pretty and accomplished, has sent
her back to her parents. 1t was a sad
parting and the end Of a a.strange story.
Burgless loves his bride, but is firmly
convinced that she Is a "hoodoo" and
that his life would be in danger II he
did not get rid of her
When the young man assisted his
bride from the carriage in front of his
mothers house after the wedding, Mrs.
Burgess came out to meet him., Moth
err said Burgess, this is NIX wife,
whom have brought from Vermont as
a surprise to you" without q word
Mrs. Burgess reeled and fell dead at his
feet Doctors said the cause of death
was heart failure.
Two nights after the funeral the
house was entered by burglars and sew
eraI hundred dollars were taken. A few
days later a valuable horse and two
cows became Ill with a mysterious all
ment and died ~
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24
A TERRIFIC STORM VISITS
GULF--TIDAL WAVE EFFECTS
Probable Heavy Losses of Shipping and Other
Property But No Destruction of Life.
Mobile Badly Hurt.

A TLANTA, Ga, August 15.-The
~ tropical storm which has been
A raging in the Gulf of Mexico for
two days eliminated in a tidal wave
which swept the coast from Pensacola,
Fla, to the mouth of the Mississippi.
All communication Is cut off, and 1t is
believed that the villages which were
destroyed In the storm OF 1898, when O.
900 people were drowned, have again
been overwhelmed.
NEW ORLEANS, August 16.-The big
storm has practically subsided here and
both the river and the lake are falling.
The water has rapidly receded from the
section Of the city which was over
flowed yesterday. Large bodies OF men
have gone to work to repair the dam
age done at the lake resorts, which
bore the brunt of the storm. Little
news has come thus far from the Mis-
sissippi sound, but there has been no
loss of life in that reach of territory
The Louisville & Nashville railroad is
still badly crippled. No trains have
come in or gone out over this line since
night before last. The subsidence of
the water, however, makes it probable
quickly repaired and that the traffic
will be resumed by tonight. A large
number of cotton and other business
men are still bottled up on the coast
and unable to get to their Offices. The
northeastern road has had some trou-
BILE, but the Illinois Central has aided
both the Louisville & Nashville and
Northeastern in handling their passen-
ger traffic.
The Cromwell liner Comus reached
the city today. Dr.. j. n. Thomas of
the quarantine station boarded the Co
mus near the mouth of the river and
told Captain Franklin that an unknown
schooner and a small boat had been
wrecked in that vicinity and six lives
lost.
The news of the loss OF the Golden
family of fifteen, above quarantine sta
ton, has not been confirmed.
At Shell Beach the wind has ceased.
but the water is rising and there has
been considerable damage to crops.
Rice has been damaged considerably
down the river.
The United Fruit Companys steamer
Esther arrived here today. She expert
enced heavy winds but was not injur-
ed and saw no vessels in distress. The
Esther reported that there was no Sc
rious damage at quarantine station.
but that considerable property had been
swept away at Port Eads.
The fruit company fears for the safe
ty of another of its ships, the Fulton.
The Fulton left Ceiba fourteen and a
halp days ago and is now ten days
overdue She has never been reported.
Captain Stevenson of the Esther
brought up Captain Samuel J. Dun
ham and four members of the crew of
the tug Biloxi, which capsized during
the storm. The five rescued men clung
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TO tree until rescued. They reported
that two of the crew of the tug were
missing. !.
Captain Stevenson also reported that
he saw a ships mast, possibly fruit
er's, sticking out of the water about
nine miles from Southwest Pass He
was unable to identify the vessel and
saw none Of her crew
The Esther had as passengers Juan
Carrillo. a family of twelve and four
servants, all of Belize. They had been
at the quarantine station for several
days and passed safely through the
storm. Captain Stevenson said a
houseboat and some small craft had
been battered to pieces In the vicinity
OF the station, but he had heard of no
loss of life.
MOBILE, Ala, August 16, 10 a. M
AS far as known at this hour there has
been no loss of life from the terrific
storm in Mobile or its immediate vicin-
ity. No reports have as yet been re-
ceiyed from the coast or any of the ISL
ands below. Several vessels have been
lost, but the crews are believed to be
safe
The water, which reached a high
stage in the city. has subsided and is
now almost normal. The aggregate loss
TO property in Mobile is considerable.
Nobody is a loser. however, to a great
extent
ATLANTA, Ga, August 16.-Commu-
nication with Mobile was establishe
at O'Clock this morning over an un-
reliable wire, entering the city by way
of Meridian. The operator said that
no loss of life in Mobile had been re-
ported UP to 1915 a. m. Some of the
points cut off below Mobile are Fort
Morgan and Point Clear. The first in
formation from these points as well as
many summer resorts on the bay is ex
pected by boat, as the telegraph wire
from Mobile to Fort Morgan was de-
stroyed.
ATLANTA, Ga, August 16.-Weather
Forecaster Harbury said today:
The storm that has prevailed along
the Gulf for the past few days Is now
confined principally to the eastern por-
tion Of the Mississippi valley-the
storm center this morning being over
Meridian. Miss. The path of the storm
seems to be in a northerly and north
easterly direction. Normal barometric
pressure is reported as far north as Gin
cinnati
The disturbance has caused heavy
rains over Alabama and Northern Geor-
gia, while to the westward the rainfall
in the past twenty-four hours has been
| light. The storm is apparently moving
trifle east of north. in the direction Of
the eastern Ohio valley, and it's inau-
ence will doubtless be felt in that sec
| ton on Saturday"
Among the heavy rainfalls reported
were: Mobile, BIS; Meridian. 3s2; Mont
gomery. 2.56; Atlanta. 1.s0; Knoxville
LA.
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Lost Life and Bet.
e G. WALKER.

Ass iohK, Aug. 1s.-Alfred Bian-
20 p'oye Of the West Shore Rail-
ssssa. :. ered weeks pay with his
Nh s11;o, 1r,;stfo, that he could stop a
elai1niEe IN the yards at Granton,
sxad - that the engineer woulG
aat rso, nls signal. The engineer
; sgoaTIossh the mans authority,
wa nim In turn to get out
the an. bianeo. still anxious to
S1 I'M sne and win the wager.
o late and was killed.
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Swimming Match

A special match swimming race Sc
ries has been arranged by the Olymp c
Club of San Francisco between Scot
Leary ard H. A Wideulan. Of Honolu-
Iu. the champion swimmers Of tn
club. which offers a special medal Tor
any records broken. The final race
l0e-yard dash, was TO have taken plaee
last night
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24

A TLANTA, Ga, August 15.-The
~ tropical storm which has been
= raging in the Gulf of Mexico for
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-24

The German steamer Gauss, with the
Antarctic expedition on board. under
the leadership of Professor Won Dry
gaish. sailed from KieL
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A fight In Austria resulting from e
vendetta of twenty years standing caus-
ed the death of seven and wounded twen-
ty-three-