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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
r E A r r O.

fara eSta noche anuncl3 I la c0mpaflia que
dirije Ell senior Roncoroni ell c6!ebre drama
que lleva por titulo HEl Estiglran del como
cido dramaturgo espafiol senior Echegaray
Segdn hemos dido 2ecir hay para esta
function I'm gran pedido de localidades, pol
que hace tempo no Sc ha representado en-
nuestro teatro parte del pdblico no Ia
conoce.
I'll Bureau del TEMPO nos ba remitido
las II de hoy Ell siguiente despacho
"San Juan P. r.. Agosto %, 1901
Tempestad central esta mafiana, en- medic
del Mar Caribe, al Sur. Otste de Santo Do
mingo, movi6ndose al .Oeste Nor Oeste =
Thompson.
Ell Tribunal Supreme de Justicia Ia de
clarado no baber lugar al recurso de. casa
ci6n interpuesto por don Manuel Garces
Rivera (a) Cure, contra la ssentencia que
le impuso 10 Corte de Qistrlto de Maya
giiez condeDandcle la pena de cuat-o me
ses y Cn dia de arresto mayor, con sus
accesorlas, indemnizaci6n de 15O dollars
% centavos, CON ell apremio personal en- su
case, y mitad de costas.
Hasta las 8 de 10 maaana del microbes
f2S del actual sc recibira en- la sdmnistra-
ci6n de correos Ia correspondence cue ha
de conducir Nueva York Ell vapor s'PAila.
delphia".
Ha falecido en- Mayaguez ell respectable
caballero don Mateo Vera.
Una nneva expedition dc emigrart tes sal.
dra del 26 al 28 del corriente del puerto &c
Aguadilla, con destlno al Hawaii.
SAtUD, IRANQUILIDAD YRepoSo PARA LAS
MADRESY LAS CRIAIuRAS
Ell JARABE OALMANTE de Ia Sra
VINSLOW, Sc da & los niios en- el perfo
do de la dentici6n. Les ablanda las en-
cfas,> resuelve Ia infamaci6n, alivia todo
dolor, y cura el c6lico ventoso. Inocente
y eficaz en- todos los casos. Aconsejamos
las madres que tepgan un niho enfermo,
que no dejen que la prevention propia nj
Ia de otroa, evite el uso de esta medicina
que pr0porci0na allvio seguro, absolute
mente SECURE SO uss oportui amente.
Sc enclentra algo restablecido de su en-
fermedad ell senor don Manuel F. Rossy.
Presidente de la Camara de Delegates,
Nos alegramos,
Maria Osrtagsna, madre de Pablo Oarta
gena, confnado por asesInato en- la peni
tenciaria de esta capital, ha.- pfd!dn indnlto
para ell mismo al Secretario Mae Leary. q
Anoche la una fneron detenidos y CON.
ducidos al Dep6sito municipal les indivi.
duos Tomas Torres jose D. Diaz, por
promover un escandalo en- la plaza de Colon.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
OAFD
Sin operaciones

Debido a 10 reducidisima que es
existencia, Sc opera muy POGO con este
artfcnlo, notandose alguna disposition
para obtener dicho grano. Con firme
cierran los tipos S 123 & 5 13 porr
"Oorrientes cubanos", s Is a 5 134 POI
"pil6n" y 8 IA a S l44 por "haoienda
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
MAIZ

La solicitud de este grano ..contir SO
muy moderado cuya ootizaci6n cierra
fojda $3 fanega, habiendo abundsnt+
exidfancia del mismo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
EI Sultan de Turqufa J
Loubet
Sc mega Turquia 4 las pretensione.
De Francia

sSsrioio csbIegrxfioo especial del Boletin
Paris, jueves. -El Embajador dc
esta Repdbhca On Constantinopla,
Mr. Constans, ha oomunicado 81 90.
bierno que 81 Sultan SO hu negadc
en absolute Asatisfacer Ia pretensi6n
de Francia sobre 81 muelle que de.
seaba establecer en- las costas qus
baia 81 Adri6tico y Ii indemniza
ci6n que exigi6 Mr. Loubet POI
y. pes5uIcios lt1oeados 9 ciudada'
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

1oiViOIO OoD1cSI IdHCO ebp6CIdI u6I D0IBLIn
MercantiD
Paris, jueves.-En vista de la ac-
titud del Sultan de Turqula, ell GO
bierno frances ha ordenado al En-.
bajador en- Constantinopla Sc retire
embellishments con todo ell cuerpo
consular acreditado en- aquel Impe.
rio, y que notifque al Gobierno de
Abdul Hamid que quedan rotas to
das las relaciones internacionales
enire ambas naciones.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

EI Bureau del TEMPO NOS Ia remitido q
las III de hoy Ell siguiente despacho
"San Juan P. r.. Agosto %, 1901.
Tempestad central esta mafiana, en- medic
del Mar Caribe, al Sur Otste de Santo Do
mingo, moviendose al .Oeste Nor Oeste =
Thompson.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

Anoche q la una fneron detenidos y con.
ducidos al Dep6sito municipal les indivi.
duos Tomas Torres Jose D. Diaz, por
promover un escandalo en- la plaza de Colon.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
OPERAo1oNRs sosRB nL MUpLLn

MERCApo DE FRUTOs
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
sAUD, IRANQy!LIDAD Y YReppsO PARA LAS
mA0RFSv cRlATlIRAS

Maria Oartagsna, madre de Pablo Oarta
gena, confnado por asesInato en- la peni
tencisria de esta capital, ha. pcd.dn indnlto
para ell mismo al Secretario Mae Leary. 4
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

Cub s'Julian-Ccn destino la Fla
bana Y escalas intermedia, saldra de
cate puerto ell dfa "a del corriente por
la madrugada.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
COlegiO de San Pablo

para alumnos internos y exter-
nos, en- el edifcio del antique
Seminario. Para informes, So
liciten elDirector el lprospecto
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

Ell Tribural de policia de San Francisco
ha despachado hoy dos juicios.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22

Cub. "Maria Herrera"-Legaia ;
este puerto del % al 80 del corrient,
procedente de Habana y escalas inte
medias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1901-08-22
AZUOAR

AZUOAR
Sin operaclones
nATN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
ADJUSTMENTS.

4 large and fashionable and disappOint-
ed audience sat through the entertain
n,ert by the Yale GIee and Banjo clubs
at the New Grand iaSU evening, and APP
plauded everything they did. When il
was over they found il rather difficult
to determine whether they had heard
anything good or merely something
worse.
Geor-e Ade would say after hearing
this or-an5ZatiOn. "Once at the close OF
the Nineteenth Century a bunch of Forty
Young HOmbreS got into College Club
House to Sing When each had learned
to Part his hair in the Middle and could
Take Anything from tenor TO bass IN
"@= Built the Ark? Brother Noah,
Brother Noah they were Good Enough
90 go on Tour Society gave them a
dollar "a ticket and there was Nothing
10 1t. --.---
OF course if is not good American policy
so DISCOURAGE amateur efforts. but u Is
i.s-t as great a sin to say the Yale Glee
club is what people suppose il TO be
Ercm their performance last evening
rag timers they are great They can sing
'Pliny. Come Kiss YO' BABY" with spirit
on melodies that have appeared Tor
twenty-five years in Sans Minstrel guide
and kindred works. they are great But
anything new or high-Ciass or artistic IS
foreign to their forte. II was pitiful to
hear them slaughter Rockies The
Pressing to see "pierette' by Lane, 20 on
the casualty list IN both instances the
sOloists were fair. the difficulty being
that the chorus fingered some three tones
lower The organization must climb some
10 reach the artistic standard of the local
OTphcus club
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
MAN AND WIFE ARE TWO.

IT HE OLD THEORY that man and
wife are one, has received a jolt on
the solar plexus. The Indiana ap-
peIate court has decided that they are
two A Hoosier had promised his wife
that If she would join him in Q deed
conveying his farm to third party he
would give her his note for $1,000. At
ter the deed was signed he refused to
make good the note on the ground that
he and she were one. The appellate
court held that while this vas the old
English idea it is out of date in Indi-
ana
This viii be a sad blow to the conser-
vative nd the sentimental. But it was
bound to come. Tt is but one of the
natural results OF the advance OF wO-
man When woman was looked upon a s
mans inferior the married couple was
looked upon as unit Now that she
is mans equal nothing stronger than d
partnership can be formed. This is a
natural law. examples of which can be
found Of all sides. For instance. join
a blade to a handle. which is a superior
TO an inferior, and they become the unit
known as the knife. Join two blades.
which is 20 say two equals. and we
have "a scissors known the world over
not as d unit but as a pair. Again
put two eggs IT. glass. mix them
IS much as YOU like and the waiter at
any restaurant viii tell you that you
still have TWO eggs. But put the in
ferior egg in the glass and add the ST.
perior whisky and by the aid of a little
shortening we have the unit egg-noS-
Take the game of poker Put two pairs
in one hand and they. stiIl remain two
pairs unless they become further diver
sifed by becoming four OF "a kind. But
add to a paid the superior three of a
kind and they lose their individual
identity and become that grand old
unit known as the fun house Dozens
Of similar instances may be recalled.
There may De a few to- the contrary.
but these are only the exceptions that
go to prove the rule.
But let those who are 0ld-fogeyish
enough TO still have o sentimental lik-
ing for the old theory that man ana
wife are one take heart. Woman is
stiH advancing. The time may not be
FAR distant when the law courts VIII
declare her mans superior. Then the
old oneness of the married couple viii
return and man viii have a chance to
see how il feels to ne the lesser moiety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
SCOTCH WHISKY IN SCOTLAND

NO ONE HAS EVER MINGLED
\ with Scotch whisky without ac-
curing among other things, a
wholesome respect for the potency of
the beverage. Nor is its strength its
on}y dangerous quality. It's seductive
sparkle in the festive highball has been
known To lure strong men into saloons
and even into joining golf clubs. But
Scotch whisky on foreign soil is mild
as ginger pop, compared with its might
and nroWess on its native heath.
According 10 the Official report on the
5udiciaI statistics If Scotland for the
year 1899, the national brand of heart
warmer has made Aud Scotia tho jag
center of the civilized world. Never be
fore, says the report, was the criminal
work Of the law courts so heavy. Dur
ms the year 1854 persons were ar
rested, an increase of 10000 over 1898,
which showed a similar advance over
the preceding year. Only 2,153 Of these
were charged with crimes Of a serious
nature. while 1908 were arrested for
dr1Ini<enness. II remains terribly
clear" continues the report, that we
are farther than ever from getting rid
OF the huge volume of drunkenness and
disorder which mark Scottish statistics
so unfavorably. as compared with those
of other countries.
1t is only fair to the Scot to say that
only 81 per cent of those arrested were
scotchmen. Their whisky seems TO be
particularly disastrous 10 the Irish FOR
4S per cent of the arrests in Scotland
were of that nationality. When one
talzes into consideration the reputed
ability of these two nationalides for ac-
communicating copiOus supplies OF liquid
refreshment without having their equi-
polse disturbed. it Elust be admitted
that il Is about as risky to tampor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
The rABERNACLE ORGAN.

THE ANNOUNCEMENT that an ap-
Precipitation has been made to treble
the power of the great organ in the
tabernacle viii be hailed with joy by
every music lover in salt Lake. Already
one Cf the finest organs in the country
the proposed Improvement viii make il
by long odds the grandest instrument
on the continent. Adj to this the mar
velOus acoustics of the tabernacle, and
Salt Lake win have an organ that can
bid defiance to the world
The tabernacle organ has long been
one of the chief adornments OF Salt
Lake. owing to the efforts Of Professor
Mcclellan, thousands of visitors from
al parts of the land and local music
lovers have heen enabled to feast on
its majestic harmonies. The d. recitaIs
given twice a week by Professor Nc
Clellan out of pare civic patriotism and
devotion TO the cause of music have
been thoroughly appreciated and have
drawn large audiences to the tabeI-
nacle. The pleasure and musical edu-
cation resulting from these recitals can
not well be estimated.
The officials of the Mormon church
are TO be congratulated on their deter
mination TO make their organ The
grandest in the world, They merit the
beartiest thanks of every music lover
in Salt Lake for their Hberality in twice
a week heating and throwing open the
tabernacle to the public. Nor can Pro
fessor Mcclellan be praised too highly
for the way in which ne has devoted
himself to the public and the cause Of
music By these free and mastery per
foTmances on the organ. Salt Lake may
he justly proud of its tabernacle, its
organ aud its Organist.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
YOU DEAL WITH
BUT ONE CONCERN.

The Burlington Route operates its
own trains over its own tracks, every
foot Of the way from Denver to Chi
cago and st. Louis.
When you buy a ticket over the
Burlington, you deal with but one
concern. If you have any cause for
complaint-or think you have which
amounts &c the same thing-you 90
business with but one railroad Hou
are not told that we're not response
bic for this" OF The shouldn't have
aid that, or well refer this to our
Chicago office"
TO- trims a day Denver tn Omaha,
-,rli "o lId f-.l..r-ss city. and St LOuiS-tho
- 80, 5necfsI At 800 p m. tho Nesti-
bu'e,s FLYER al 1000 D. m
T,,,! sleeper. salt Lake TO Omaha and
Cn L41t.. f 5'i- BLACK Hills leaves Denver
r.ckets at Offices Of Connecting Lines,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
tBy Annie Pike

, Last night / dreamed dream:
; l dreamed YOU came and kissed
my lidded eyes,
And smcOthed my hair with gen
tie finger tins.
And laid your dear cheek to my
trembling HDs.
J. AIy heaTc is swelling with the
; thoughts that rise
= Out of that dream / dreamed.
: And in that dream I dreamed
You saw the sore place in my ach-
Z ing heart;
: How / do grieve for you. and all
/. the while
= Give to nv words a cheer. my
ips a smile;
, Tears in your eyeS-I saw them
shining start.
In that sweet dream I dreamed.
? And oh that dream I dreamed!
; You told me that in all the old, sad
= wear
You have been with me, and that
= in the new
: I shall walk ever hand in hand
,, with VOul
; Dear Heart the new year brings
: to me n fear;
: IT must be true-the dream,
,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

with Scotch whisky in Scotland as TO
try to head off cyclone in Missouri.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

2 Bad news IS eeasing to have a de-
pressing effect on the British which
simply goes. to show that one can get
used to ANYTHING.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

General Alger has opened up that
canned meat again, but it does not
seem to have lost any Of its odorifer-
BUSINESS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

The wind-up Of the old century would
not have been complete without that
Clay county feud in Kentucky.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01


instrumental music. was as good as can
dOhnS and when the glee cub sang with
the Instruments they were heard 10 bet
ever. We're their cordicalitjes. the chant
Of the tack and the school teacher being
very much appreciated by the audienee-
Society was cut IN force, and filled the
house.
Hermann. THE great entertained d
good-sized audience at the Salt Lake the
atre last evening The present MIR. Herr
mann IS an abridged edition OF his cele-
brated uncle. with much of the latter 5
skin and deXterity left out X would
not be fair to compare the younger Herr
-----7- &c the whilom king of black art
did he not invite COMPARISON b. Slmu-
lating his uncle's makeup. manner. and
following his methods closely, TO say
nCtei@C Of his assumption OF the title,
the great
If not put in comparison with the elder
Hermann or his rival Keller the young
er --ers entertainment comes up 10 al
reasonable expectations But Wnen re-
objections of the former magician are
constantly recalled. as they are b. the
character of the performance given. one
cannot help seeing patches where the
bldCkneSs * worn OF the art In the
DalminS of balls and cards and in the
ring trick Hermann Is not nearly 50
ci--e- was his uncle In fact there
are times when the palming becomes so
transparent to an ordinarily close watch
er that It would better DE cut out alto
gether.
on the other hand there are times when
the audience il thoroughly mystifled
Rabbits seem 10 be created out of air
dishes filed with water seem to sp-iSe
from the magician's finger nails ard
ducks are mvsteriousIy Matched from a
half dozen eggs dropped into A tub OF
water. The. closing feature OF the enter
tainmenJ is the apparent creation OF 2
young woman, modern adaptation OF
the old cabinet trick The young woman
is placed in a tissue paper box ON table
the under part OF Whicn IS unconcea5eu
and her escape seems impossible me
tissue paper box is fired and when it
burns down there is no young woman.
- five Noses introduced an enter
taining musical speciality during the per
Torrance ending with an ear-spiitttnC
would have been musical out Of doors
but 81 the Theatre it was little short OF
: torture to those whose seats were any
The Derforrlaace viii be repeated this
afte-noc- and evening.
Rochester. \. Y. Dec. Sl.-Wagenhals
and Kemper insugurated their manage
ment of Henry Miller al the I.yceum the
atre tonight. presenting Madeleine LII
cette Ryley's new play, Richard Saw
age The title role gives Mr.. Miller one
Of the finest opportunities Of MS carer
The play scores an emphatic success The
author who had come direct from London
to see the performance was present. The
play was SuDerbly STAGED and costUmed-
Florence Rockwell, Jennie Eustace, owen
Faucet. Arthur Elliott and Joseph
Wheeler.
HOTselesS Horse.
Baltimore Anerican)
Mr.. MedderErass- We'll. them New York
fci,-s has certainly gone the limit now.
Mr. CTOSslOts-W hat they dOin'2
Mr. MedderEraSs- to have a
hC-Seies-S horse show
The Result.
Detroit Free Press)
JimsOn-HOw did your new buggy turn
Out2
R.lls2--:t didn't turn out; it turned
ove=-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

Let US ali join in wishing the new
century many happy returns of the
day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01
Time Card.
In Effect
NOv.8,l900
SSGl5g8ss
DsparI

For Ogden. Cache Valley. Oma-
Ia. Chicago, Denver. Kansas
City and St Louis...----.------- $50 an.
s"For Garfield Beach, Tooele and
terminus 40 -
For T.ntic. BIercur. Provo, Ne
phi and Mand ........,......-... 7.55 an.
For Ogden. Butte, Helena, Port
land. San Francisco and inter
mediate points ..-. ...--.-.--.--- $50 an
For Ogden Omaha, Chicago,
Denver, Kansas City, 81 Louis
and san Francisco --------...---1 80 pm
For ogden, Denver, Kansas City,
Omaha, St. Louis and Chicago. $50 D m
Intermediates points -. sos pm
For Ogden, Butte. Helena Port
land. San Francisco anC inter
mediate points .------..-------.---s-c5 I'm
Arrive.
From Ogden, Chicago, Omaha.
ST Louis, Kansas C1tJ ana
From ogden. Portland, Spokane,
cisco --.-' nv, - -. SOS ara
sFrom Milford. Nephi. Provo ana
intermediate points -....-...-...- S.S5 q. n
From Ogden Chicago, St. Louis,
ana san Francisco ..-...-.-..... $50 pm
and Terminus ....-....'.......-.. 400 pm
From Preston. Logan. Brigham,
Ogden and intermediate points 800 IN
From E5ntic Mercur, Nepbi,
Provo and Manti -. 600 Pm
From Ogden. Butte. Portland,
San Francisco and intermediate
points .-.-.---.... --..-.......... SIS pm.
Trains south of Juab do not run sum
days
/ Telephone No. 80.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

One of the elaborate events of last
evening was the watch party given
by Mrs William Jennings and Mrs. W.
w Ritter At the formers home on Brig
ham street over sixty guests were
present and the evening WAS Il thor
oughly delightful one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

Those cities that claim to have 10
Gated Grove may have to eat it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

Miss Evelyn Thomas leaves Thursday
for National Park seminary, where she
Will continue hcr studies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

Miss Evelyn Jensen and Miss Jennie
Dixon are the guests of Miss Eta
Lambert during the New Year holi-
days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

a very delightful evening was spent
at the home of Mir. and Mrs. John Hall
S2S South Fifth EaSs. last evening. 4
large number of friends and relatives
assemble to bid adieu TO the old cen
fury and extend hand of welcome TO
the new. Music. singing and refresh
ments We're served, and the jolly party
broke up in the wee sma' hours
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-01-01

instrumental music was as good as can
be produced on banjo. guitars and man
dOlins, and when the glee cub. sang with
the instruments they were heard 10 bet
ter advantage. Their greatest hits, how
ever. We're their coTnicalities. the chant
Of the tack and the school teacher being
very much appreciated by the audience
Society was cut in force, and filed the
house
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1901-01-18
TOLD BY THE GROCER.
His Conversation With a Deaf Won
an Lost Him a Customer.

His Conversation With a Deaf wom-
an Lost Him a Customer,
"I'll tell you how l lost a good GUS
toner the other day." said the grocery
man. 81 have one customer who is ex-
tremely deaf, and to make her hear 1
have to just yell at her. 1t takes about
half an hour to get her order, and by
that time my voice is pitched so high
that can't get 1t down to earth again.
"The other day it happened that aft
er she left in came Mr.. Oldboy, who is
a perfect crank. Was in the army once
and a great stickler for bowling and
scraping and all that sort of thing.
Wants fellow he trades with to sa-
lutte and present arms and do all kinds
Of things. He came in and said, Good
morning. l wish you had heard me
yell at him. My voice made the win
dows rattle. He looked surprised, but
went on talking to me, and 1 kept up
answering him in voice that could be
heard block away. He got madden
and madden, but I never knew what
was up until finally he got red in the
face and said, Mr.. Black, sir, am not
deaf, sir, and resent your yelling at
me as If 1 couldn't hear cannon fired
In my ear With that out he went.
You see, 1 had been talking to the
deaf lady and couldn't get my voice
down again. You try it some time and
see If you don't yell at every one you
meet. Funny, too. but always yell at
blind people and foreigners, and al
ways whisper when go in where any
one's sick. Sentinel.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1901-01-18
Tired of Being Print.

"Mr. Smithers," said his wife, '1f !
remember rightly, you have often said
that you disliked to see a woman con-
'tantly getting herself into print?"
II do" said Smithers positively.
"You considered 1t unwomanly and
indicate, believer
very"
"And you don't see how any man
could allow his wife to do anything Of
the kindr
Eyes; think SO now"
well, Mr.. Smithers, in view of all
the facts in the case feel justified in
asking you for new silk Dress"
"a new silk dressT'
Eyes; for the last eight years 1 have
2ad nothing better than four penny cal.
go, and I want something better. I'm
ired Of getting into print. London
Tit Bits.