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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

II sometimes think myself he's not
q good actor" "'Good? Why, Tn
willing to bet even his liver doesn't
act right. '-Philadelphia Times.
"Your ancestors must all have been
fighting men," ''Oh, no; those are
only papa's lodge swords. He is q
Joiner you know" - indianapolis
News.
She-"It's no., use bothering me.
Jock. I shall marry whom I please -
he-"That's all I'm asking you to do,
my dear. You please me we'll
enough!''-Punch.
Patron-"On what plan is this meal
served?" Waiter-"A la carte, sir
Patron-"A la cart, eh? That &C.
counts for this steak It's horse meat,
sure."-Philadelphia Press.
''Ha, ha! I think those jokes about
the women who shop and don't buy
are too funny" The Other-"Do, Ell?
That's because you're not married
and don't have to foot the bills when
they come MIDTOWN and Country.
Barber-"Yes, sir; this is an old
estaDlsned SHOP. Victim - II
thought so. Reminds me of the. days
when the barber was also the den
fist. There's a great deal of pulling
done here yet."-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Bizzer-"May I borrow your UNI
brella, old man?" Buzzer-"I'm sor-
ry, but it isn't mine" Bizzer-"Oh,
then I'll just walk off with it," Buz-
zer-"Not much! I borrowed that
umbrella many months ago."-Ohio
State Journal.
"Dubbly, the collector, is very Pc
culiar fellow, isn't hep" ''Worse than
that. He's actually daffy." "What
is his most peculiar fad?" "He has
one of the largest and most expensive
collections of receipted bills I ever
Embellishments News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
Look after the Hogs svvill.

Sun-baked swill in filthy barrels;
swill that is fermented into the
.sharpest acid and putrefied into a
disgusting mas ;sssWill% that attracts
myriads of carrion-loving flies, is not
fit for the hogs. It is full of MAS
ma and disease germs of various
kinds and hence it is dangerous to
feed it,. Pleasantly soured swill,
5swill that,is. mildly acid is all right,
but it should not be allowed to pass
that. stage before it is. fed; and in
hot weather it gets past that stage
very quickly. It is not easy to look
after such things carefully in the
rush of all kinds of work, and some
cannot receive such suggestions with
patience, which is not surprising, but
for all that it will pay to give some
sthoughts to the pigs. It will not be
regretted at their harvest time.
#Theo. Louis, in Farm, Stock and Home.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
TRIBUTE TO THE COW.
Poetical Live Stock Auctioneer Calls
Her Gods Greatest Animal Gift
49," to Humanity. " V

Col. Woods, the Ohio live stock auc-s
tioneer, grew eloquent in his Introduce
tory speech at a recent Shorthorn
sale. He paid a glowing tribute to the
COW as follows:
Grand and noble sbrute! OF all
Gods animal gifts to man, she is the
greatest. To her we owe the most.
Examine Into all the different rami-
hcatlons and channels of commerce
into which she enters, and note the re-
suit should she be blotted out. Sum
day stiffness would then pervade the
great stock yard industries of our
large cities and grass would grow in
the streets. Seventy-fve per cent. of
the great freight trains that pillow the
continent from ocean to ocean would
sidetrack, for there would be nothing
for them to do. Fully so per cent. of
the laborers of America would draw no
pay on Saturday night, and our tables
would be bare of the greatest luxu-
ries with which they are loaded. The
great western plains that she has
made to blossom, financially, like the
rose, would revert to the Indian, from
whence they came, and millions of
prosperous homes would be destroyed.
None other like the COW. There is
not a thing from nose TO tail but what
is utilized for man. We use her horns
to comb our hair; her hair keeps the
plaster on our walls; her skin is on all
our feet and our horses backs; her
hoofs are made into glue; her tail
makes soup; she gives our milk, our
cream, our cheese, our butter, and her
flesh is the great meat of all nations.
Her blood is used to make our sugar
white; her bones when ground make
the greatest fertilizer; her paunch she
herself has put through the first chem
ical process for the manufacture of
the best white board paper, and it has
been discovered that that paper is the
most lasting material for the manufac-
ture of false teeth. No other animal
works for man both day and night. By
day she gathers the food and when
we are asleep at night she brings it
back to rechew and manufacture into
all the things of which 1 speak She
has gone with the man from Plym-
outh Rock to the setting sun; it was
her sons that broke the first sod in
the settlers clearing; it was her sons
that drew the prairie schooner for the
sturdy pioneers, as inch by inch they
fought to prove that westward the
star of empire takes it's way and the
old cow grazed along behind; and when
the days march was done she came and
gave the milk to fill the mothers
breast to feed the sucking babe that
was, perchance, to become the future
ruler of his country
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
AN IDEAL NEIGHBOR.
If There Were More of His Kind Life
Would Indeed Be u Pleasure
and Joy,

A few years ago friend of mine told
me a story that is worth repeating to
the largest possible audience:
''Not long ago. said. he, II was in
need of small amount of money. The
simplest way, to get it was to sell a
cow, and sell her cheap. Meeting a
neighbor, asked4 him If he wanted to
buy a good cow. It happened that he
needed one, and went at once to see
'Bossy.' Satisfied with her and the
price 1 named, he immediat ely paid for
the cow and led her home. A few weeks
later I met him on the street and he
handed. me q five-dollar bill, remark
ing, that he owed that amount because
I had sold the cow too cheap. He did
not care to profit by my necessity.
He was right. l had offered the an
imal for less than her real worth in
order to make a quick sale.'
"How would you like to have such
a neighbor ?"~ he asked. s~s.a>., .-,e.-..s-.,r
81 could not hope for BETTER" was
my answer. ....
'That is the man. said he, inclining
his head in the direction of one Of
the most admirable men I ever met.
The story was absolutely true, yet
was perfectly characteristic.-D. w.
Working, in Farm and Fireside..
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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
ROADSIDE MAIL BOX,
Signal Disc Attached to 1t Indicates
When Mail Is Deposited or
Delivered.

We who live in hill country and
are compelled to travel on very poor
roads with but little prospect for
Improvement must probably be con-
tent to go to the crossroads post
office and get our own mail for sew.
eral years to come. Neighbors can
be of great benefit to one another
in this respect if the proper ar
rangements are made. Some of nv
neighbors and myself carry one an
others mail, and for their conven-
fence as well as my own, I have put
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
CABBAGES FOR WINTER.
They Can Re Kept in Any Way That
Assures Circulation of Air and
Low Temperature.

Where cabbages are to be kept in a
small way for family use, they may be
placed on the ground, heads down, and
covered over with straw or stalks. The
covering will keep them from freezing
and they can be removed at any time
during the winter. Cabbage should
not be covered over with earth and
should not, under any conditions, be
put where free ventilation cannot be
secured. The Country Gentleman has
received the following advice from j.
S. Bull an experienced cabbage grow
er of Cortland county, N. Y:
I'm regard to storing cabbage, this
is done in every conceivable way, from
standing them on their heads on mead
ow lands or in woods without any COW
eri1g, or sometimes little straw Or
snow, to easements Of barns and to
quite elaborate storehouses. When
stored on meadow or woods, in some in
stances they keep better and shrink
less than in any other way, but they
should be placed on sloping ground, so
that the drainage will be good; and COW
ering has to be watched so that they 10
not get to warm, as there is little
or no ventilation that way, and some
times they all rot.
Gin Easements of barns bins are usu-
ally built like potato bins of Stats, leav-
ing about three inches opening between
the ground, and another, say three feet
above that, and so on upto the ceiling.
This applies to regularly built store
houses as we'll as to old Easements, but
there is space left about two feet wide
all around between walls and bins, and
cabbage is piled in carefully, not ex-
ceeding TX feet deep in bins, that
there is plenty of air to circulate all
around the bins The bins may be made
as wide as convenient to place cabbage
in, say about four or five feet, and any
length if there is plenty Of air.
'sThere should be plenty of windows,
and they should be kept open all the
time when there is no danger of freez-
ing-the best results being obtained
where they have best ventilation and
are not allowed to get chilled. All mod
ern storehouses have large yentilators
on the top Of the building to- carry off
the damp vapors that arise, and to
make circulation. Your inquirer can
keep cabbage very nicely in his out:
door cellar, provided he gets plentyof
fresh air in and around his cabbage,
opening them up to the air every warm
day All there is Of the whole matter
is plenty of fresh air and a low tenn
perature." -.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
EN- NOUS CROPS

North Dakota has just harvested a Won
derful crop of wheat and fax. Reports
from the various railway points along the
800" Line show yields of rs to 80 bushels
to the acre Of wheat, and from Is to 20
bushels of fax per acre. Flax is now
bringing $1.25 per bushel. Most Of the
crop was raised on newly broken land, SO
that the first crop pays for the farm and
all the labor, and leaves a handsome profit.
There is still plenty of good free govern
ment land open for entry; also good open
ings to go into business in the new towns
along the $500 Line. For descriptive cir
culars, maps and particulars, write to d.
w. Casseday. Land Agent. $500" Line.
Minneapolis. MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
Reflections OF a bachelor,

Money can't buy happiness, but it can
buy frst-class imitation of it.
Also the sins of the second and third
generations are visited on the first.
We repent so as to be able to do the
same thing over again with clear con-
science.
1t is wise man that never praises the
beauty Of another woman to his own wife.
In taking hand in Strengthening out
love affairs the best way is to take your
hands oF.-N. Y. Press
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
IMPROVED FRUIT. CELLAR.
1t Provides Cold Storage Quarters To-
All kinds of STUFF Mt a Nominal
Expense.

Convenience, large storage capacity
and long keeping are all secured to a
high degree by this up-to-date fruit
cellar now in use by an extensive
grower. It is part of barn cellar, but
has been separated by stone and
cement wall from the part used for
manure storage, and neither air nor
temperature seem to be affected in
the least. The cellar is banked on
three sides, but has an entrance at
ground level on the remaining side.
The walls are too we'll protected to
make needful any extra precautions
against freezing, even in climate
where the mercury occasionally goes
10 below. To secure GOODNESS, besides
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
Getting Even with Hel

"You may tell him." she said, haughtily,
"that do not care to meet people who deal
in dressed beef"
Naturally this proud eastern aristocrat
thought she had him properly put down,
but she was in error.
You may tell her. he said by way. of
reply, "that whatever I put the market
is at least dressed"
Then he looked long and fxedly at her
decol]ete ghter-Chicago Post,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
Wrenched Foot and Ankle Cured by
st. Jacobs Oil.

Gentlemen: A short time ago I severely
wrenched my foot and ankle. The injury
was very painful, and the consequent in
convenience (being obliged to keep to bust.
ness, was very trying. A friend recon-
mended st.. Jacobs Oil, and / take great
pleasure in informing you that one appli-
cation was sufficient to effect complete
a remedy is Invaluable, and I shall lose no
opportunity Of suggesting the use Of St.
Jacobs OH: Yours truly, Henry j. DORIS,
Manager The Cycles Co., London, England.
st. Jacobs Oil is safe, sure and never fail
ing. Conquers Pain.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
KILL THE DANDRUFF GERM
Or Your Hair Will Fall Out Till Y1
Become Bald.

Or Your Hair Will Fall Out Till You
Become Bald.
Modern science has discovered that dan.
druf is caused by a germ that digs up the
scalp in scales, as it burrows down to the
roots Of the hair, where it destroys the
timately, badness. After Prof. tpn a, OF Of
Hamburg, Germany, discovered the dan
druff germ, all efforts to find remedy
failed until the great laboratory discovery
was made which resulted in Newbro's
Herpicide., It alone of all other hair prep
dandruff, hair grows luxuriantly. Ode
stroy the cause, you remove the effect"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
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W Tor More Than a Quarter of a Century
The reputation of w. l.. Douglas $500
and $3.50 shoes, for style, comfort. and
wear has excelled all other makes sold at
been won by merit. alone. W. L. Douglas
shoes have to give better satisfaction than
reputation for the best $500 and $3.50
shoes must be maintained. The standard
has always been placed so high that the
Wearer receives more value for his money
in the w. L. Douglas $500 and $3.50
shoes than he can get elsewhere.
w. =: Douglas sells more 50 90 and $3.50
shoes than any other two manufacturers.
w. L. Douglas S4 90 Gilt Edge Line
caunQt be eauuLLed ut nnu nxicc
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23

Scrub stock would soon disappear
II there were no scrub dairymen.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
TOMB OF AN ANCIENT KING
Objects of Archaeological Inherent
and Value Unearthed
in Russia.

The grave of q king or chieftain
who was buried at Seddin, in Russian
West Priegnitz, 5000 years ago; has
been carefully excavated and many
bronze objtcts added to the provin-
clal museum in consequence, saws
the New York Times. There are
beaten and cast bowls, iron pins.
rings and knives of bronze, necklaces
with enameled beads and bronze
tubes and other objects belonging to
the bronze age. About the large
tumulus there had always lowered
the tradition that king was buried
in triple coffin. When examined it
was found to conceal a nine-cornered
vault made of large, cratic blocks of
stone plastered with clay and paint
ed with red pigment.
In this rude tomb was a gigantic
vase of pottery, and within the vase
was box of gilded bronze having
lid of the same metal, the box deco
rated with small knobs. The tradi-
ton said three collins and proved
correct. In the box were the remains
of a man 30 or 40 years old, whose
body had been burned. No inscrip-
ton was found, and the only means
of determining the age of the inter-
ment is the style of bronze objects
and vase. German antiquarians be-
lieve that it belongs to a very early
Teutonic race in northern Germany
which practiced cremation, a race
that was succeeded by'a Slavic peo-
pie, who in turn were driven out very
generally by the modern German
tribes. 1t is not little remarkable
that the farming population of Prus-
STA is tending again to Slavs. The
German-speaking people are emigrat-
ing or moving into the cities and man.
II "a ctnrinnr towns
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-10-23
Gather Lost Hats.

Every night some six or seven sun
burned men come uptown from the
water front laden with hats. They
have hats of straw and OF. felt, silk
hats, caps, bonnets-everything, in
short, that is worn upon the head in
this city. How they get their strange
burdens is q. strange story. They are,
by trade, hat finders, and business be-
gins and ends with them with the be.
ginning and ending of the river excur-
sion season. It is the hats Of river ex-
cursionists that they find-the hats
which the strong river winds blow off
into the water, much to the owners
anger and mortihc lion. The finders
lie in wait in boats OF shore, and when
they see q hat it is theirs. These hats
are usually IN pretty good condition,
and sell readily to the dealers ii SEQ.
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POLITICS AND POLITICIANS.

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WE HAVE DECIDED TO OUT

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The daily morning journal and courier., 1901-11-14
INDIA
 AuD CBYLO|y
 TIA BZAcK OF GREEN Do You Realize The Fact
 That this is the ONLY tea that is absolutely free from adu!terants? If you do, how can you consistently use e any other tea?

about forty thousand men, all cavalry
 When the royal cavalcade is heard ap- preaching, his dutiful subjects fall upon their faces in rows and remain prostrate until the sound of the last hoof- beat has died away. I have not experienced the doubtful pleasure of meeting his majesty abroad in state ! (thank Heavenly, but an attache of the American legation has furnished me with this description: First comes i large body of his imperial irregular and very thievish cavalry, galloping their horses in circles, loading and firing their seven- foot flint locks, which are about as dangerous at one end as the other, shouting, flourishing their sabres and raising Cain generally. After these | blood drinkers come other bodies of horse. looking the more ferocious for maintaining some semblance of disci- pline These are succeeded by the great officers of the royal household, the royal executioners with their swords of state. and generally a few heads of the Sultan's late enemies borne along in the procession to create a favorable impression. The household dlltIludIlS, d lOI Ul euUuCHS anu q dozen or more of the beloved of his sixteen hundred wives are next pa- raded, all the females closely yelled. A display of regalia follows; and lastly cdmes imperial highness itself mount ed on horseback at sight of which the prostrate citizens dig their noses deep CT into the earth, remembering the heads of friends and neighbors that rolled from the shoulders to which they properly belonged on the occasion of the Sultans last visit. Effete mon- archs of Europe may content them selves with a few attendants when they go abroad but the Light of Day, the Delight of Princes and the Ruler of the Earth surrounds himself with be- fitting state.
 throne through the power of the sword and is endeavoring to retain it by the same means, has rather outdone his predecessors in deeds of ruthless vio- lence He is almost always on the march, spending at least half of every year under canvas, either on the war path or journeying from one of his cap itals to another. Despite his palaces, his gardens, his hundreds of wives and his power of life and death over eight million people, his lot is not an envia ble one. Last year he had to suppress no less than five rebellions in different parts of his composite empire. Ser bers, Zimors, Zair and other tribes of l deny his authority, murder his | tax-gatherers and loot his caravans; | and worse than all else he is falsely | accused of being on friendly terms with "dogs of unbelievers."
 FANNIE B. WARD.