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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
as THE WAR OvER?"
Senator Tillman Does Some Radical
Talking On II.

Washington, Feb, 9.--The passage at
the beginning Of today's session OF the
Senate Of bill granting a pension Of
$50 a month TO Stacy II, Cogswell, COM
pany F. Thirteenth Indiana volunteer
infantry, induced Mr.. Tillman Is, c.,
TO make some forceful comments upon
the House in not taking action upon a
bill providing a pension for Mexican
war veteran who had resided In South
Carolina during the civil war and natu-
rally had been in sympathy with the
confederacy, The bill had been passed
by the Senate but the House invalid
pension committee was delaying final
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
raRrY AT PoCATELLo.
y, sOI Toe Most Pleasant Trips Mar.
r. W accident to Rep. Smith.
Nal Correspondence

l. s ssu Feb' SIT has been a long
I,i h''e focatello was graced with
|, ri Snl sood-natured a crowd as
T.Vh poured off Of the Boise sne
.BSh ,Vlled INTO that busting lIttl.
msntIy after seven O'clock lasi
,,t,,s after alighting from the cars
&cs, u. haue a grand rush for the
motel which elegant hostaIry
Itoi ~ ), VI US most brilliant garb in
S N VI Us distinguished guests and
Ssa'ally at the behest Of the Ore
s' "Ol ! Line After a walt ~ ahan,
r wv. during which time the Ioatsio '
H. y RECALLED itself on the choicest
IA ~ .ast the city OF Pocatello cov,S
TN. we train resumed It's iournav
ny, Journey from Salt Lake N i Pona,sy,
lncldss,' characterized by any mar.
H.. s s but with such "a
j,he W.. pleasure as are Contained
p., ian Legislature. the time raa
~ vs'm'ted to drop 10 The , co,e., was
kounsaaSS he car sat Senator Whitnav
d ken, ~ merry crowd which
ktieIspp,. hconstsnt Laughter hv ~
syss., s ana amusing anecdo,os' n's
y, tens esf something was going ON
enotony. 'sNe the time OF its
II fe .rS members OF the Legls,a,rr.
|vl,it 'y ,Sd nobly 10 the inv s,a,Ire
Elng Ii .,S'r Idaho neighbors ,bs , ,oI'
N ,boV, VI names Of those an he
\ ssna,s The only absentees ,r 1,'e
and Yi ~ senators Barnes Jnbnl
kressSr AD.l,esel. ana from the 9 2o,,n-
llllps aS5 ,. Fry, y. L. Mnrpi hs
Of the par, an Wagenen. Here is q
1. 1S rss Abel John Evan,
h. Harss, e N Allison, Ferdlnand
Howell IN ~ bennion and wife 10
!, Geo,sai ana ana wife, II. s. Larsen 90 90,
wife j . a. Lawrence, s. II I @,e
p, A n a. sMurdock and Mis-. Mn Mn
Dot ana =, smoot and wife Per,
| Tsbnss, mother Hoyt sherman ne II
rse c. WI Thomas and con
they s m,Ihi'more and wife q =
sesen,a,iva Miss Helen WbI,ney.
John T =. II. Anderson ana
ch and ol,;. Anton and wife ! ana I
ssly. " we 9. p. Billings and Mic, =,
:" w. H. Barrett and a WIFE Ms IS
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
SPEECH FROM HIS THRONE.
King Presides at Privy Council
Meeting 10 Consider II.

London, Feb. 9.--The king presided
at a meeting Of the privy council at
Marlborough house this morning to
consider the terms Of the speech from
the throne at the opening Of the first
parliament Of his reign, February IA.
I.evee dress was worn. Later the king
made his first investure of knights, in
Guiding Sir Hiram Maxim and others
Of the new years honor list,
The Duke and Duchess Of Cornwall
and York returned to London this al
ternoon from Osborne.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
THE BOARD SELECTED.
Citizens Who Will Conduct Naval
Cadetship Examination.

Mr.. G. II. Backman, Congressman
Kings ex-private secretary, this after
noon selected from list Of names sug-
gested to him by Judge King, the three
men who will conduct the naval cadet
ship examination admitting a Utah stu
dent TO the naval academy at Annap-
oils. The board Will consist OF General
John Q. Cannon. Superintendent OF
Schools Cooper and DR.. +, s Wright.
These gentlemen will meet some time
next week and arrange for the com
petitve examination 10 be conducted
some time during the present month.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
SAVE THE COUNTY s763.

The county commissioners this morn
Ing negotiated loans with certain par
ties whose names have not yet been
made public whereby the county saves
s7Ss. "a IN interest annually. The loans
are in connection with the old judgment
against the county for S2l,sl5 In the
Anerhnch Marranl suits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
CHINESE EXECUTED.
They Attacked Four Germans Near
Kun Chuk.

Hongkong, Feb, "a dispatch from
Canton says four men who had been
arrested for attacking Germans near
Kun Chuk have been executed.
The same dispatch announces the ar.
rival of the new viceroy Of Canton.
The native newspapers approve the
appointment, stating that the new olii-
cial belongs TO the progressive party
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
THIS WEEK IN THE LEGISLATURE.

The Governor vetoed Mcmillan ani-compuory vaccination
bill
An act passed providing for the burial honoraby
soldiers and sailors expense Of
bill changing for the collection accom-
modae residents extreme southern Of
The Senate passed bill allowing banks per cent Of
their surplus.
The bill providing natural
book for schools with special TO the Rocky
Mountain region
The House bill increasing Of Supreme court
judges from $4,000 to $4,000
passed bill increasing salaries OF the Governor
and other State officers.
The House bill providing canvass
registration for the registration apply 10 the
registrars wherever found between October Is and 81
The House bin making registration OF
voters who win take affidavit that they
iserng through illness otherwise
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
PENSION FOR j. W. FALLS,

ESPECIAL TO THE "NEWS,"l
Washington, d. c.. Feb. 9.--Pensions
granted Utah additional. John ". Fall
lis. Escalante. s..
Idaho. increase, Frank Lusher. Lago,
sl2.
A postofilcc has been established at
Cumberland. Wyoming with August
Paulson as postmaster.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
WILLIAM i. DYKES DEAD.
Well Known Salt Laker Dies OF GRIP
and Heart Failure.

william /. Dykes, a well known salt
I.aker. and formerly deputy United
states marshal, died at his residence IN
the Nineteenth ward this morning az
Tor an illness from grip extending over
n neriod Of several weeks The direct
cause Of HIS demise Is given as heart
failure. The deceased was thirty-eignt
years Of age and leaves a Wi'e an 4 Nv"
children.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
Connaught May Go TO India.

Allahabad, Feb. 9.-The belief is re-
iterated by well Informed persons here
that the Duke Of Connaught will be ap.
pointed Communicated Of the
British forces In India.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
Rear Admiral Bearick Dead.

Washington. Feb s.-Rear Admiral
Peter A. Bearlck, who retired about a
year ago, died here this morning.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
Maurice Thompson Very Low

Charlottesville Ind, Feb. s.-Maurice
Thompson Is very low this afternoon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
OTHER ADDRESSES.

An abb address was then made by
Senator Klnkald, Of Idaho. IN behalf OF
Jfhe ldaho senate, and Senator 0. f..
whitney made reply in his character
|lSle style, which all who have heard
pin know to be delightful.
a orIei but bright address was made
~ Burton L. French, and a response by
LWAlaH @ Van Horne, Of the lower
tott o. he Utah legislature. The as
fmfy gradually evolved into a gem
"a hantshaklng affair and the pro-
lQuoh q mutual goOd-feellng.
The font assembly adopted resolu-
~ diesfet at the retirement OF S. w.
@c's non the Oregon Short Line and
" atlI'ure from the community and
('aasied him congratulations on his
E'lllol The resolution was introduced
Sna'n Whitney. and speeches were
I,t y senator Allison and Repre-
't'atIys John T. Axton.
RECEPTION THIS EVENING.
| M. 81, evening grand reception and
\ wa. VA oe held in the Natatorlum. and
Nain bearing the Utah people viii
ov' ior Huntington, Oregon after
wi W.T., " Is expected that the special
n. wv reach Salt Lake City Sunday
''|VrlWeen 10 and u o'clook
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
BOSSES MAYOR TALKS.

In behalf Of the city OF Boise, Mayor
|fhhsrds delivered a ringing speech Of
Igelcome and a ielicItous response was
|uste BY Speaker william Glasmann In
|tehal! Of the city Of Salt Lake, who as
|sumea charge Of The meeting after his
|allrpN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
REPRESENTATIVE SMITH HURT

The sympathy Of the company Is ex,
tended TO Representative Benner Y.
Smith, who had the misfortune to have
his fingers crushed in one Of the car
doors.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1901-02-09
TILE aNENs"l

.,,,,t TO THE "NEvs."l 90.
rPH ,,lSa I Feb. o.-Tho Utah l,d Leg,
pol, ,.any just such =, "' ISano
1t Boise ,, a,'' have received at SAY y,
non' T rSat means that the spirit 1.s,O Of
IKE ~, an'' was manifest without
haP.l''S ~. welcome began at No,np1 =
S ssg, be Legislature was .,,' 'nS Jacobs,
c'Tii' .'.. inspector, in behalf OF ln ~
,n'' n l@. al. senators Macbeth
sai, ..., onl''' ponnely. Representatives.
, va.,,,,'' Hage. Howell, Hart IT.. a ,na
s'''p y, , committee representing Tue
h l,..., .'t composed of Miss steen' Mrs
.a.,' ! wright. charlcse Cone and C.
N9V y, N''n'
A Dnsnore. .oiute the ears OF
Ils 1Iss p az they rolled into Idaho y
he ys y, sbol,t $780, was the strains 81
ali'l s a. aO0u and d. stripes forever
TIE s y II. Columbian band, the f' r. :
rsl,a ov,,sa '' Of its kind IN IN ono
n(el Vlaah -. .acantiOn WAS tH-
SiNe. ~ slt mo ,," presence Of Prof Daniels
lant. .aUDysr . OF public ins'ruG rue
ii'n WIZ, \. ' ,Ss Utah people poured gu.
l3 , Y. az rsrs ." they were again saluteu
VIM cheers and music
|ppgAKFAsT AND JOINT SESSION
m, visitors were hastily arranged ..
!, wsrehlng order and an assault was
VA, 5-' an the three pernclpal hotels Oh
y, s' INV After partakIng OF an ample
s,,siast the two State legislatures
'na~Slsd al the Columbia theater'
rSI,S was thrOnged 10 the sidewalk
lsctenant Governor Terrell pres ,II,,
a aver the double. jointed assembly
yblch session was as bright, breezy anS
'rrIoue as was ever held In the state VI
nan The speeches we're eloquent ana
witty. Governor Hunt, Of Idaho, placea
me audience IN a very happy MOOD, IN
4. 4 90
a speech that abounded In wit and gen
ulne hearty fellowship
GOVERNOR WELLS RESPONDS
Governor Wells responded In behalf
foi Utah; his speech was a credit TO
thIm and 10 his State, The governor
|falrly outdld himself, his brilliant wit
and eplgrammatIc sentences coming as
from Inspiration He expressed salts,
fraction al the spirit Of fellowship that
knitted together the inter.mountain
keiates, and In words that glowed with
|ferpor he aulogIzed the great re-
|sOures Of the Western States, inter-
|jectlng IN a happy manner playful al
|lusIons to Utahs superior advantages.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
Quaint and Curious.

can open door will tempt a
saint. This rather unusual
proverb was engraved on a key
ring, the property OF, a man found
drowned in the Lee, in England.
The colors of a kingfsher be-
come dull after death. No one
who has seen only the stuffed
bird can form any idea of the
brilliance of it's plumage when
alive.
Professor Lewis of Berlin has
found among 300 laborers who
constantly handle copper, eight
men whose hair had in conse-
quence obtained a greenish tinge,
which no washing would remove.
The phenomena has been known,
he says, $50 years, but it takes
several years to produce it.
More animals are lost to the
stage through fear than vicious
ness. The show people dread
a timid lion or leopard, not only
because in it's panic it is likely TO
injure the trainer, but because it
is unreliable, and may take fright
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
SunhoWers.

A new and coming crop suited
to corn land is the sunhower. 1t
has recently been demonstrated
that the very finest of salad oil
can be extracted from the seeds,
equal in quality to the best olive
oil. This discovery will give a
value to this plant before un-
known. The Russian farmers
grow immense quantities of the
sunhower, using the oil ON their
many fast days, which prohibit
the use Of animal fats. The value
of the sunhower seed has long
been known for use in the poul-
try yard. Large crops can be
grown with little trouble as corn.
1t is claimed that the woody
stalks have no little value as a
flelalso. AS farm land becomes of
valueattention will be drawn
more and more to new and desil-
able crops
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
Night Was Her Terror.

81 would cough nearly all night
long," writes Mrs. Chas. Apple
gate, of Alexandria, Ind, "and
could hardly get any sleep. l
had consumption so bad that if l
walked block | would cough
frightfully and spit blood, but
when all other medicines failed,
three $1.00 bottles of DR.. Kings
New Discovery wholly cured me
and gained SO pounds. It's
absolutely guaranteed to cure
Coughs, Colds, La Grippe, Bron-
chitis and all Throat and Lung
Troubles. Price SOC and S1.OO.
Trial bottles free at w. S. Dick
sons drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
a Walking Fern.

There is a fern which, by its
peculiar habit of growth, may
almost just lay claim to the popu-
lar name of the walking fern. -
The fronds arch over, and the
fine, slender points coming in
contact with the soil take root.
New growth again proceeds from
the latter, which, inits turn, roots
also, so that the locale of the
plant is continually moving for
ward and suggesting the idea Of
walking.
This peculiar fernisquitehardy
and succeeds well to a soil of
heat, leaf mold and sand, in a
shady position which is moist in
summer and fairly dry in winter.
The fronds are heart shaped,
bright green in color, 6 to II
inches long.-LOudon Globe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
Strikes A Rich Find,

81 was troubled for several
years with chronic Indigestion
and nervous debility" writes f.
j. Green, of Lancaster, N. H.,
"No remedy helped me until 1
began using Electric Bitters,
which did me more good than all
the medicines l ever used. They
have also kept my wife in excel
lent health for years. She says
Electric Bitters are just splendid
for female troubles that they are
a grand tonic and invigorator for
weak, run down women. No 9th
er medicine can take it's place in
our family" Try them. Only soc.
Satisfaction guaranteed at w. S.
Dickson's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

A Washington correspondent
of the Philadelphia Record writes:
"'Jack Adams, the man who
runs the Presidents farm out in
Ohio, has been a guest at the
White House since last Saturday.
Of all the visitors at the EXecu-
tive Mansion during the past few
days no one has been received
with greater courtesy and hospi-
tality than the Presidents S farm
er. Mr.. Adams came on TO at
tend the Inauguration and went
up to the White House immedi-
ately upon his arrival.
"The President gave him a
warm welcome and insisted that
he should be his guest at the
Executive Mansion during his
stay in the city, The President
gave him tickets which admitted
him to the exercises at the Capt.
tol and to all of the festivities of
Inauguration day.
"Happiest Of the hundreds of
the still lingering Inauguration
visitors who shook hands with
the Presidsnt was a typical old
time darkey from Jackson, Miss.
He bore the name of Washington
Baltimore. The President was
very cordial to the old man and
when he came out he was so hap
py over his reception that he had
to stop and tell group of White
House visitors about it.
''He declared with childish en-
| -thusiasm that he wouldn't wash
his right hand until he got back
to Mississippi so that he could
show dem niggers what han de
President shuk.
This was the second inaugu-
uration the old man hadattended.
He came here four years ago and
said the the white folks in Wash
ington treated him so well that
he saved up to come again this
year. He did not get a chance to
shake hands with the President
in 1897, but this time he remained
until he could do so, and
now goes home probably feeling
more delighted over his expert
ence at the Inauguration than any
other one of the thousands who
came to attend the ceremonies. p"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
SGROFULH And ITS AWFUL HORRORS
CURED BY-
JOl1nStOn's SarSaparilla
QUART BOTTLES.
A MOST WONDERFUL CURE.
a Il H..Ixr A, LII.


Mrs Thankful orila village Of Brighton
Livingston Mich This venerable
In
York She Michigan
All faculties xceeny
mind is full
State
maa6e people she has met and the
attention
JOHNSTONS SARSAPARIILA
disposition scrofua
and Is cursng
TINS or the death angel Transmitted
family
IN dreadrul running
gotre erupions varied
and often Is the prime cause or - n
Speaking
disease My out In
yellow nd
III
greatly inhamed
my nlooo bad condition
intervals and hads
doctor
@ STATE od me must die Of
length of
bottle
@ ese as had no faith In It, surprise
gro" petter You can l
but steadily Improved
ealeu up an n pad symptoms health
90 years IS not
since nen and firmly believe that s the
Dod
ok 10 De
hie was saved by JOHNSTONS sARSAPARnLA" N'
MICHIGAN DRUG
prug Store
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

and spoil performance at any
moment from the slightest cause.
A monster conger eel, measur-
ing eight feet, eight inches in
length, two feet four inches in
girth, and weighing 148 pounds,
has been caught on the beach at
Snettishman, near Huntstanton,
was attracted to it by some sea-
gulls lowering over shallow water
where the eel was captured after
a long struggle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

The claim is made for South
Dakota that it has for the third
consecutive year produced more
wealth per capita than any other
state in the union, the total for
this year being $l06,500,000 OF
this sum 1927, ,000,OO0 comes from
live stock, $4,000, 900 from corn,
S15, 100000 from wheat, and Sl2,-
100000 from minerals.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
Women's Breathing.

AS a matter of fact, not one
woman in a hundred breathes
normally, says the Home Advo-
cate. The respiration of Q the
average woman varies with every
change of mental state or physi-
cal condition; grief, depression,
fatigue, all have their influence in
lowering the amount of oxygen
that goes into the system, and it
is a rare thing for woman to use
her lungs unless she has had the
special and definite instruction
incident to the vocal training of
singer or elocutionist.
Alittleknowledge of physiology
and a few hints on the subject,
however, will enable any woman
to comprehend the precise art
of filing and emptyiug the lungs
on scientific principles. The
main thing is TO be sure that the
lower lobes of the lungs are well
filed with air, and that one
breathes from the abdomen.
After one has acquired this habit
the chief thing is to breathe in as
much sunshine as possible and to
believe in the efficacy of oxygen
as a remedy for nearly all the ills
that flesh is heir to.
The following are some excel.
ent rules for improving the res
piration and bringing it up TO a
normal condition: Stand at an
open window or recline on a
couch with the waist and chest
uncontined; hold the chest walls
high and inhale slow, long
breaths; exhale as slowly, three
times only at first. Gradually
the number of times may be in
creased and the time heightened
for the breathing exercises. Fif-
teen minutes, twice a day at
sleast, should be devoted to this
exercise to accomplish the desir-
ed results.
To inhale long, deep breaths
while slowly raising the arms
above the head, and to exhale as
slowly while lowering them, is
one of the best breathing exer-
cises ever invented. The prac
tice of breathing very deeply
while walking in the open air is
recommended not only for the
general health, but is one of the
best cures for obesity, as the in
creased amount of oxygen great
ly augments the consumption of
$easte material
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

The lingering cough following
grippe calls for One Minute Cough
Cure. For all throat and lung
troubles this is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate
results. Prevents Consumption.
Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
List of Jurors.


The following is a list of jurors
drawn by the Jury Commissioners
February l6, 1901, to serve at the
March term 1901, of the county
of Fulton, Pa, beginning on the
third Monday of March.
GRAND JURORS.
n. w. Holman, David Fulton,
William Cutchall, Johnston Con-
rad.
BELFAST
g. N. Akers.
BETHEL.
Lincoln Slayman, Samuel Car
nell, Edward Palmer, Joseph
Powell.
DUBLIN.
Henry Fraker, John Mum ma,
f. ID. Welsh.
LICKING CREEK.
Milton Decker.
M'CONNELLSBURG.
Christmas Sinner, Samuel
Kelley, Abram Runyan.
TAYLOR.
James r. Davis, w. r. Fields.
THOMPSON.
Charles Bishop, Albert Gordon.
TOD.
Henry Barmont, Thomas Mar
shall.
UNION.
George Sigel.
WELLS.
Jno. M. Schenck.
PETIT JURORS.
AYR.
Samuel Mellott, U. G. Hum
bert, Robert Gordon, James
Youse, Samuel w. Bender, Abram
Fox.
BELFAST.
D. B. Snyder, H. H. Deshong.
BETHEL.
James Nc. Barnhart, Thomas
Mccullough, Moses Hess.
BRUSH CREEK.
Denton Hoopengardner, Will
lam Diehl, William H. Decker, Da-
vid Garland, Wilson Williams.
DUBLIN.
Isaiah Bradnick, f. G. Bare,
John Keebaugh, w. M. Comerer,
Jacob Sheffield, John Baldwin.
LICKING CREEK.
Jeff While, William Valance, d.
D. Deshong.
M M'CONNELLSBURG.
David Gress, Charles Tritle, M.
M. Bender.
TAYLOR.
John Cutchall, S. G. Gracey,
Geo. M. Laidig, John Vineyard
ner, Robert Bratten.
THOMPSON.
Emanuel Keefer.
TOD.
Samuel Rotz, Sr.
UNION.
Howard Deneen.
WELLS.
Harvey Wishart, Edward Hor-
ton.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

When you are bilious, use
those famous little pills known as
DeWitt's Little Early Risers to
cleanse theliverand bowels. They
never grippe. Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14
Old Sayings.

AS poor as a church mouse,
AS thin as a rail,
AS fat as a porpoise,
AS rough as a gale,
AS brave as a lion,
AS spry as a cat,
AS bright as a sixpence,
AS weak as a rat.
AS proud as a peacock,
AS sly as a fox,
AS mad as a March hare,
AS strong as an OK,
AS fair as a lily,
AS empty as air,
AS rich as Croesus,
AS cross as q bear.
AS pure as an angel,
AS neat as a pin,
AS smart as a steel trap,
AS ugly as sin,
AS dead as a doornail,
AS white as a sheet,
AS flat as a pancake,
AS red as a beet.
AS round as an apple,
AS black as your hat,
AS brown as a berry,
AS blind as a bat,
AS mean as a miser,
AS full as a tick,
AS plump as a partridge,
AS sharp as a stick.
AS clean as a penny,
AS dark as a pail,
AS hard as a grindstone,
AS bitter as gall,
AS fine as a fiddle,
AS clear as a bell,
AS dry as a herring,
AS deep as a well.
AS light as a feather,
AS hard as a rock,
AS stiff as a poker,
AS calm as a clock,
AS green as a gosling,
AS brisk as a bee,
And now let me stop,
Lest you weary of me,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

Prof. Ivison, Of Homecoming,
Md, suffered terribly from neu-
ralgia Of the stomach and indi-
gestion for thirteen years and
after the doctors failed to cure
him they fed him morphine. A
friend advised the use of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure and after taking
a few bottles Of it he says, "It
has cured me entirely | can't
say too much for Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure" 1t digests what you eat.
Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1901-03-14

The fellow who always says
just what he thinks is the one
who's always in trouble.