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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-04-01

The Chicago Record-Herald. which is
giving Mayor Harrison it's support for
mayor, gives the names of thirty-three
candidates for aldermen who should re-
ceive the support of good citizens. OF the
t~hirty-three, twenty-six are the regular Re-
publican candidates. Nevertheless. Mayor
Harrison's machine is supporting the can
didates who are denounced as boodlers.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-04-01

When Charles A. Towne declared that
the capture of Aguinaldo lis the outcome
of treachery and a shame to America
his zeal against his own country's cause
made him a fit object for ridicule.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-04-01

Notwithstanding the plausible explana-
ton given for the recall Of Minister LOOMS
from Venezuela. it looks very much as if
diplomatic relations were to be broken. at
least temporarily.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-04-01

homes. and go forth into the world 20 make
ms own way. which. b. steady adherence
10 right principles and right action. be does
successfully. II j. p good story for ccys-
New york: The Mcrshnn Company.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1901-04-01

names will find that with two exceptions
those who participated in the anti-imperiaI-
istic meeting in that city Saturday night
are men who have been noted as fault
finders and who nave held themselves too
good to belong to a political party. Ex-
cept in some meeting like the one of Sat
urday night they take no part in public
affairs.
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

AND PUSH CARTS.
had got their goods slungl in the wife
came sailing up TO me with her nose in
the air and said:
.JaniJor me name is Bridget O'Sul-
Ivan and me husband is Timothy
O'Sulliyan. and when either wan IF MS
spakes 10 We or ] sinds word cut by the
children We wants 10 jump Like cat,
or ven be after losing yer position.
jest put il III yer pipe that I'm da-
scimdaut OF the O'Shanes. while Tim
O'Suluvan : a man Wild pull"
"How vhas you 10 slump like some
cats nit your asthma - Indignantly
demanded the grocer.
Il can't. and won't" replied the
ianitor. You bet the bluff didn't work
on me. told her to get off her high
horse and run her old billygoat out Of
the hall. and ! gave il % her plain that
She couldn't work the royal racket on
ne. ! think both Of MS know a Pile
beian from an aristocrat, eli. Mr.. Was
seruan?"
u Was sure we do. Mr.. Sprocket.
Some plebeians owe me bill of two
dollar und den mofe AWAY in der night
time"
well. the daco family moved in
next continued the janitor ''and 81
course tile O'Sullivans. al except Tim,
We're looking out from doors and win-
dows The furniture came by back
loads and push carts. and rs it was
handed III Mrs O'Sulliyan pointed her
nose IL heaven and called out:
do they take this place for a sta
lie or pigpen: Och hone, but look
~ the Old rattraps and the decayed
oranges and think Of me associatin
Wild such people, I'll send Mr. Nc
Murphy word that out we 20 before
night
"Whata you wanta Of me. ebT
shouted the daso woman rs she felt
that Size was being picked on. and She
walked u and shook her fist under
Mrs O'Sulllvaus nose. Ii looked Ike
a scrap FOR minute, hut TIE Young
O.Su.nsans and tile young dasoe- were
ID 4 row down the hall and ~ tIe
mothers held on. It'll come. though
bound to come. You can't put Ilish
and da2oes In the same pen can you:s
IF peoples vhaS MAD napely can ie
hapuy. replied the grocer ~ IL lLb-
bel LIS chin and looked wise
"-rAau i. true words Mr. WaSSer-
man. no matter what cucumbers sell
for." said the f1uitor But haven't
TOLD you about the darby yet Tie
family just moved in this afternoon.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

The goods came on a wheelbarrow, and
Mrs. O'SCllisan and Mrs Divito was
parading up and down the halls and
waiting to get OF something mean.
When an old cornhusk mattress was
heayed through the front door, follow
ed by the female head Of the family
and four children. Mrs. O'Sullivan Eft
cd up her hands and her brogue and
called out;
BY ne soul, but we've got a nay
CUR among US. Did the O'Shanes ever
dream of the likes when they figgered
out that I had barrel Of royal blood
in me veins
"'Whata dat niger wanta here?
quered the dago as She swept up aud
down the hall ike an insulted queen.
We've got 10 protest" screamed
Mrs. O'Sullivan. banging on the wall
with her fist. Think of me man Tim
comm home tonight after a hard days
work on the coal cart and findin nay
ours III the hall. Where's the janitor
who called this an aristocratic fat?
Where's the man Teddy McMurphy.
who told me Tim that Twin here wild
a dumb waiter in the house would add
so per cent to his pulp
"Of course the new family heard it
ALL said the janitor. "and the woman
ceased throwing pots and pans and old
shoes into the hall for a minute and
walked up 70 the two ladies and said:
What's de racket yere? Id have
yo' To know dat my husband runs a
barber shop an a crap tint an dat ives
movin into dis fat to gib it tone. Don't
shoot off no mousetraps at me or I'll
set up a conservatory Of music an
thump de huh gang out of de fat"
"Und it vhas awful tines" queried
the grocer as the janitor paused for
breath ana helped himself 10 a berry
from Il box.
1T was redhot for a send off. but
they haven't got started yet You wait
n few days anu you'lI see things sizzle.
4 darby who owns a barber shop and
a crap joint feels himself away up IN
G, you know, and he isn't going 10 take
sass off OF anybody. Hes got the top
floor ana by tomorrow his kids viii be
rolling the wash boiler down stairs and
the wife VIII be cmptyng tubs of wa
ter ON the ho0r To leak through the
ceilings Last night as l was dragging
my asthma up tile third flight the col
ored woman jumped out on me and
said
lam dis de hireling dat runs de
Aatsy
"Im the janitor. ma am said l.
"sDat's what l mean. said she, an
wants yo' to know dat l am Mrs.
Gawge De koyen Torrlngton. I'm
we're TO make a chick Hathouse of dis
place an darn be high steppin from
roof to cellar When | rattle de dumb
waiter, you fly. an when l throw stove
lids down stairs you drop all other
work 70 me-
That's what she said and lot more
with it, and you grasp the situation.
don't you:"
y pellet I d." solemnly replied the
grocer "Und nottings can be done
about her."
NO; nothing"
"shust keep right on ahead ind suf-
fery"
That's all"
"Py golly. ~ golly, All Of US vhas
glad when we goes 10 heafen.'
And he went To wait OR a woman
who wanted a bunch of onions and
three eggs, and the janitor sighed
hopelessly and went his weary way
with his box Of goldfish. n. QUAD.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
M'MURPHY'S FLATS.
THERE WILL BE SOME REDROT
TIMES IN THEM SOON.
Dir. sprocLet. the Janitor of the
Building, Describes the Tenants 10
the Grocer and Predicts a Battle
Royal In The Near Future.
ICopvright, 1901. BY c. B. Lewis. ]


copyright 1901. by c. B. Lewis.l
And how you yhas today. Mr.
Sprocket:' asked the German grocer
as the ianitor Of MeMurphy's new lats
lounged In the other afternoon and
cast covetous eyes on n pyramid of
shredded Goldfish boxes.
All right. Mr.. Wasserman, except
for my asthma, thank YOU was the
reply.
"Und don't you be cured Of some
asthma?'
4 haven't been so far, but | think
I'll quit doctoring for it. | have about
come to the conclusion that asthma is
a good thing for flathouse janitor.
II prevents him from running up stairs
too fast when some Of the tenants think
they want something 1t also acts as
a check ON the speed of the dumb wait
err Have you heard the news YETI
"Ehas il about cuba or somep0dy|
no; l came in to tell You that our
fiat was full Yes SID. MeMurphy got
In two new families yesterday. and Of
course 1 shall recommend them to trade
with you Your goods are fresh, your
prices low, and you guarantee prompt
delivery"
dot vhas good news. Mr.. Sprocket
good news" chuckled the grocer rs lie
rubbed lis hands. so der flats Was
full at last und der families Was all
right. Allow me TO present you NIT a
box of Goldfish ash some tokens of my
esteem"
Thanks. Goldfish IS my favori,e.
Yes, tie fat is full. and vou'H get new
customers, but don't you make no mis-
take on what's going to happen over
there"
How can something's happen, Mr..
Sprocket:"
You wait a week and youll see.
McMurphy Just grabbed at the first
customers Who came along and what
d'you suppose he's doue: He's got an
IriShinan, a dago and a darby enc
above the other. each with five or SIX
children and the rumpus has already
begun"
DO you mean somepody vhas quar-
relingf"
That's il. and il VIII he hair pulling
before the week is out The Irishman
moved IL first. The family has about
SO worth Of furniture, and the chill
dren sleep five in bed, but after they
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

Dear" said the fond papa, watching
his little boy playing al bean bag in
the street. what is that our Willie's
trying 10 cafchE
Il don't know. I'm sure" replied his
wife YEARLY Hes already had the
mumps measles and whooping cough" "
Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
ninercnt point. OF Nie,v.

"She caught thief il the house and
chased him four blocks" said the ad-
miring friend
Isn't it strange" replied the sarcas-
tic rival. chow some girls are always
after the men ~ Chicago Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

b T. Parkinson and wife Of
Hardwood Mich. were guests of =.
f. Mccoy and family this wees. Mr.
Parkinson has returned home but his
wife viii remain few days longer.
After July / ali clergymen east
If the Mississippi river and west 81
Pitt-burg and Buffalo must pay -
cents for permits to buy railroad
tickets at half fare This was agreed
upon BIZ general passenger agents Of
a. roads in the territory named at q
meeting recently - olaaia clergy
half fare permit, ii has been custom
ary for the c.ergymen 70 fin out pre-
-crtbeI forms and a.e them with
agents of The transportation COM
pa0ies. With This cre9ential THE ~
tuced rate tickets were sold. There
ha- never been auy charge t3r those
permits Authorizing representatives
q iae railways 20 -el ticket, all
though there has always been fee
of Sttor tne aanua. book permits fur
ai-het preachers Tie new rule
places the same restrictions about
the tr.p credentials s, ha, surrounded
the aunual permit
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
Yam Low Rate5 10 Detroit. Nich.,

Via the Northwestern !iue ENeur-
SION ticket, wi. 81 sold az greatly re-
duce3 rates "a account IS y X. !.
convention II r. ne.d Is Detroit.
JnIv IL IL F1r dates Of sale aui
limits apply ~ agents Chieag *
&ortawest ~. lS-Z
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
Walking Advertisements.

Il certainly won't settle in this
place" asserted the newcomer. Il met
two men who looked as if they were
starving to death.
Just a proof of orr healthy loca-
ton They we're the local doctor and
undertaken Philadelphia Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
some small Crumbs of Comfort.

can you give me no hopper he Wild
ly cried.
.'Yes. sweetly smiled the young girl.
If you 20 out quietly, the bulldog may
not hear YOU Stray Stories.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
The Other kind.

roax-What IS his occupation?
Joax He is 4 man II letters
Toax-Ah. an authort
Joax-No. n mail carrier.-Philadel-
Dhia Record.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
ysru Low Rates to oincInnattI, Ohio.

Via the Northwestern line Excur-
sion tickets viii be sold at greatly re-
duced rates for round trip on account
81 G. +. convention 70 be held al Gin
cinnatti. July to lo. For dates ct
sale. etc. apply to agents Chicago X
Northwestern R'v lo-2
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
&c ca

Every month through the summer
coal viii advance Am rov ready 10
quote price, on egg stove and nut
coal for july, Aug. and sept. deliv-
err. Advise contracts now.
ls-2 r. i. ORroS & CO.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

William Woodland of Decatur. Ia.
writes: Il was troubled with kidney
disease for several years and four one
dollar size bottles of FOley.s Kidney
Cure cured me ] would recommeld
il to anyone who has kidney trouble.
Hatch Bros. and J. 7 Bennett
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27

LOST-A bunch OF keys. between
Lancaster and the Philips farm
Finder Will please leave same s. this
office and receive reward.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1901-06-27
Take Notice

Complaints have been made re-
EardiaE bathfrs in Anton Sehm.t :
ponds east Of The city and the prao-
tiee must be stopped or arrests VIII
follow.
RBT ORDER OF THE CoNNoN CoUNCIL.
fSTabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment re-
flieEes the intense itching. Ii soothes.
reals and cures chronic eases when
surgeons fail Ii is me- experiment.
is sales increase through rs cures
Eterv os4tIe guaranteed Price. Iae.
IL bottles. flutes 75e. 3 T. Bennett
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
The Tynicai HBad Man,

A Scotchman in the Far West. pre-
yiously disappointed in not finding the
typical "bad man. whom he supposed
to be the common product of the
country, says w. D. Lyman in the
Atlantic, suddenly encountered his
man on a steamboat. There he was
sure enougn-ferocious mustaches,
cowboy hat. fringed "shapps," buck
skin coat, gun" in belt, vitriolic breath
and all strictly according to Bret
Harte. Our Scotchman gaZed upon
this western type" some time, and
at last ventured to interrogate him.
The dad man." as soon as he heard
the Caledonian tones, leaned over
confidentially and exclaimed, "Hoot,
mon, I'm jast oot from Invernessp' 1t
was another Scotchman on Western
steamboat, who, seeing man at the
table distinguishing himself by his
horrible voracity and greed, was re-
marking to his American neighbor,
There! Just look at that specimen
of the West. We never see thing
like that in Scotland" when the
specimen" suddenly shouted, Eli,
waiter, hae ye ony mair fash" The
writer was once told by a delightful
man of Hartford about going into a
hotel in a California town, when a
gigantic "Western ruffian' stumped
up to the register, and on discovering
his name, thundered out, where is
that man from Connecticut?" Our
friend. though expecting that he
would at least have to treat the crowd
and probably get shot through his
hat, at last timidly acknowledged his
identity, when the giant bore down on
him with broad grin and extended
hand, exclaiminc, "Shake, pard! I'm
from Connecticut myself"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
Influence of the Automobile.

1t is not impossible that the time
will come when horses will no longer
be permitted on city streets. With
animal traction abolished, household
labors will be lightened by less dust,
the streets will be cleaner and dis
ease diminished thereby, inasmuch as
it is in the surface layers of dust,
those most easily stirred and set in
motion by the horses hoofs, that germs
most abound. With the exit Of horses,
stables will no longer be required, and
flies, bereft of their breeding places
will cease to convey typhoid germs
throughout the land. Neither flies nor
street dust will then be the purveyors
of microbes for fruit stands and pro-
vision counters. With the general use
Of wide, tired, silent auto
mobiles, the din of city noises will be
lessened, wearied nerves will rest, and
so life will be prolonged.-Mary A.
Booth, in Good Housekeeping.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
Where yiolets Come From.

DR.. B. T. Galloway, of the Depart
ment of Agriculture, says that the
great violet growing centre Of the
country is the vicinity of Poughkeep-
sic. All violets from that district
find ready market in New York City,
the flowers generally bringing the rails
ers less than a cent each. The aver
age yield of single plant is fifty fow-
ers a year, and with good care a hun.
dred may be obtained.
In the Virginia violet farms, after
lie young offshoots have been trans
planted into open frames. rolling
wooden screens are used on the top Of
the frames to regulate the amount oS
sunshine which shall be admitted to
the plants.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
Couldn't Teach Him.

A London Snowman had an an
nouncement stating:
Come and see the great sawed
fsh!'
A learned gentleman read it, and
informed the Snowman that he had
made a mistake in the word sawed
that it ought to be Sword"
"Yer'd better come in an see fer
yerself; the hadmission is only a
tuppence, sir" said the Snowman.
So the learned gentleman paid his
''tuppence," went in, and was shown
q large Goldfish sawn in half.
Yer amt the fust gentleman wot
has tried to teach me 'ow to spell;
but tell yer I've 'ad good eddica-
ton, an I'm runnin' this show just
to prove to people ave" grinned the
Snowman.
The learned gentleman left, deeply
indignant with the world in general
and the Snowman in particular.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
ILLS.

DE-. RADwAY j. Co., New York:
Dear Sirs-I have been sick for nearly
two years, and have been doctoring with
aome OF the most expert doctors OF the
United States. have been bathing In AMI
drinking hot wafer at the Hot Springs,
Ark, but 1t seemed everything failed to do
me good. After saw your advertisement
I thought would try your pills, and have
nearly used two boxes; been taking two at
bedtime and one after breakfast, ana tney
have done me more good than anything
else I have used. NY trouble has been
with the liver. My skin and eyes were az
yellow; had sleepy. drowsy feelings; felt
like drunken man; pain right above ths
navel, like as il 1t was bile on top Of the
stomach. My bowels wore very costive.
My mouth and tongue sore most OF the
time. Appetite fair, but food would not
digest, but settle heavy on my stomach,
and some few mouthfuls OF food come up
again. I could only eat light food tnas
digests easily. Please send "Book OF Ad'
vice." Respectfully, BEN IAUGG,
Hot Springs. Ark.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
Renl Estate Investments in the
South.

The real estate investor should not lose
sight Of the fact that the Southern States pre-
sent to the investing public the most favorable
opportunities. No section offers as desirable
and at the same time as chesp lands and lots
values in the South are below their intrinsic
worth. This condition will not iast many years.
The Southern Railway Company has been car
rying on most active educational campaign,
and through its efforts thousands of Northern
people are being informed regarding the South.
We have grand country, it is capable of sus-
tanning much greater population when th'
lands are all properly utilized, we will do
larger business and this will naturally follow
the success Of our patrons. Hence we do not
suggest that homcscckcrs come South for other
reasons than to meet with the greatest pros
perity. We want no failures we want every
customer to secure the best our territory offers.
Our purpose and aim is truly honest. For
free literature write VI. A. Hays. Agt. Land
and Industrial Dept, Southern Railway, 22s
Washington St., oston, Mass, or NJ. V. Rich
ards, Land and Industrial Agt., Southern
Railway, Washington, D. c.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24

Yor: ought to have known that
when YOU ceased to be regular in your
courses, and you grew irritable with
out cause, that there was serious
trouble somewhere.
You ought to know that indigestion
exhaustion. womb displacements,
fainting, dizziness, headache, and
hackache send the nerves wild with
alright, and you cannot sleep.
Mrs. Hartley, of 22l w. Congress ST.,
Chicago, ILL.,, whose portrait we pub,
lish, suffered all these agonies, and
was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound; her case
should be a warning to others, and
her cure carry conviction to the minds
of every suffering woman OF the un-
falling efficiency Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Veretable Compound.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24

STATE OF UHIo, CITY OF TOLEDO, &C
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANZ j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY Il
Co. doing business inthe City ofToledo. County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of cATAREH that cannot be
cured by the use Of HALL CATARRu CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
,~, presence. this 9th day of December,
t--) Notary Pubic.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
T. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1901-04-24
WOMEN MUST SLEEP.
Avoid Nervous Prostration.

If YOU are dangerously sick what is
the first duty of your physician ne
uuiets the nervous system, he deaoens
the pain, and you sleep well.
Friends ask, "what is the cause
and the answer comes In pltylng
tones. nervous prostration. 1t came
upon you so quietly in the beginning,
that you were not alarmed, and when
sleep deserted you night after night
until your eyes fairly burned in the
darkness, then you tossed in nervous
agony praying for sleep.