New-York tribune., 1901-06-13

of an old sheet and wigwasged TO the Nlckspurg'
We've got him" And thereupon the NicksourS
wigwagged back Bully
ANGEL COURT.
In Angel Court the sunless air
Grows faint and sick; to left and right
The covering houses shrink from sight,
Huddling and hopeless eyelesS, pare
Misnamed, you say; For surely IsE, rare rare.
In Angel Court!
Nay: the Eternities are there.
Death by the doorway stands TO snite;
Life in IT'S garrets leaps to light;
And Love has climbed that crumbng stair
-(Austin Dobson.
The following story Is told in Highways and
Byways of East Anglia:
Mayor Wakefield one day out for the next
town with load OF hay. On the way truss fell
from the load. and he applied TO a passer by for
assistance in replacing It, The man addressed, IN
stead of rendering willing aid. drew himself up to
rather more than his normal height and said:
Are you aware that you are addressing the
Mayor of Lyme
Man" replied Wakefield. that don't make no
odds. I'm the Mayor of Castle Rising. Now will
you lend hand?''
With pleasure" replied the Mayor OF Lynn
certain carelessness about proper names is a
common quality with aristocracy and royalty, and
this is said to be borne out by a story going the
rouhdS ap9ut MS tnaJeSty tle Nlhs- ooIne WeeK5
household. and said: II have promised 10 send
]
ITO Moscow. your majesty said the gentleman
YES, Moscow" said the King: there's an exhi-
bition or something Of that sort on there Just
Moscow. your majesty" said the official again.
There's no exhibition AT Moscow Your majesty
''Ah. GLASGOW is it?'' said Edward VII.
picture is sent."-(Glasgow News.
The University Of Pennsylvania Is about 10 erect
at cost OF than 100000 exclusive of grounds
and equipment a medical laboratory building
which will be unexceled in every respect. The
trustees also contemplating the erection in the
future Of medical hall anatomical build
ing and auxiliary buildings. which Will adjoIn the
laboratory about TO be erected. and which will
form one of the most extensive systems of build
ings devoted exclusively the teaching OF medi-
cine in Europe America.
DO you know" said the West End lady to her
pastor. that the man in the pew behind ours de-
sing. Couldn't you ask him to change his pew
Well YOU see, was the reply. Il have little
explain the reason But might ask him to Join
the hor."-(Montreal Star.
Kew proposes to enlarge IT'S parish church OF
st. Annes. London memorial Queen Vic
tora. This church has many royal associations
The Duke of Cambridge. youngest son OF George
III. was buried there in 1850. and in X the late
Duchess of Teck married in 1866 The organ
was given by George ". One of the last acts of
William " was to derray the expenses Of the en-
largement or the church, carried out by Sir JEFF
frey Wyattville In 1887 Other extensions were
made in 1884. Among the tablets Is one 10 Gains
borough, whose burial IN the churchyard was due
10 his loyal friendship for Joshua Kirby the
architect. and standard writer on perspective: IL
being Gainsborough'a wish to lie beside his friend
at Kew.
Have you got any condensed milk" asked the
at the gate.
NO sir replied the driver of the milk wagon
imperturbably. "Nothin' but the expanded kind
(Chicago Tribune.
The citizens of Cambridge. Mass, are raising
fund of $500 70 pay the expenses of a European
tour for John McDudie. the clerk OF the Cambridge
City Council. who has just completed his twenty
nth year OF service. The Mayor will grant Mr.
McDufie the necessary leave OF absence as re-
ward for his faIthfuness.
A Certain Man. having heard somewhere that
Opportunity knocks only once a each ones Door
concluded to Sit up all Night for fear he would
Miss the Call. So, while he Sitting near his
Door there came heavy Knock thereon.
When he opened the Door Stranger seized him
and Beat him all M and Took his Money and Gar
ments and Chided him for being Easy.
But" said the Man. thinking to excuse himself
II thought n was Opportunity who knocked
so IL was: responded the Other. but it was
my Opportunity
Moral II is Better TO Carry your Opportunity
with you.-(Baltimore American.