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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
BRIDGE HAS ATTIRE
Missouri Pacific Passenger
Tagged by Old Man
WITH RED HANDKERCHIEF
Large Number Of Passengers
Going to Register.
WITH RED HANDKERCHIEF

A bridge over gully between Pyro
and Derring on the Missouri Pacific, de-
layed the new train due mere at 4:55 IN
Ill l2:45 this morning. The bridge was
a wooden one. aoout thirty feet long.
and caught IRE about noon The cause
is unknown. The train was tagged by
an old man, who stood on the tracks and
waved q bandaaa handkerchief for ali he
was worth. The train was sent back and
came into Sedan by way OF Roper. Pyro
IS the first station east of Sedan and the
burning bridge was about two miles east
Of Pyro-
The train was the new train from
Wichita TO CoffeyviIe Fort Smith, Lit
tie Rock and Hot Springs that was in
auguraxed last Sunday. It was a through
train and makes good time 10 Arkansas
points The train was No. 10. due here at
$50
The man who tagged the train was an
old man about 90 and farmer who
lived near the burning bridge. The pas
sengers thanked him and would have
given him more substantial thanks,
but the train men took them of too
soon The train carried large number
Of passengers for Wichita to take the
Rock Island for 81 Reno to register.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25

Ike Goldsmith returned yesterday from
Denver. where no has been the guest OF
his parents.
". a. Phnly. formerly passenger agent
for the Frisco. was in the city for short
time yesterday.
Percy Chandler OF Newton was IN the
city yesterday. He is on his way to FL
Reno on a bicycle.
Charles weber OF Newton visited Ash
Means OF this city. Dir. Weber just re-
turned from FL Reno.
J. .. Boyle has resigned his position az
mail carrier. Mr.. Boyd intends to en-
gage in business in the city.
DR.. ]. Il Fuller chsperoned c. T. RI
ley Of this city and John winston OF
Newton 20 FL Reno last night.
The infant girl OF James G. Winget died
yesterday at Oatville. The body viii DO
buried in the Cartwright cemetery.
James z. sherman visited 5. II. stone
breaker, his cousin, whom he had not
seen for twenty-one years. yesterday.
J. Z. Jarvis. president OF the Cowley
County National bank al Winfield. was
IN the city yesterday transacting business
Nellie Dryden Of this city has today
received a life certificate from the state
board 70 tach IN the public schools OF
Kansas
J. +. Caunecz and wife OF Springfield.
No. are stopping at the Hamilton hotei.
They are on their way to Colorado
Springs.
Lew Schumacher, the DIG hearted. big
City, was IN Wichita yesterday. lie had
Just returned from FL Reno where herss-
is;ered.
Mrs. Belle Gibson and daughter Bessis
and Miss E7Ien Priest left yesterday over
the Missouri Pacifs for & visit with the
friends and relatives IN the eastern part
OF the state
Hrs Daisy Denton and Miss Maud strs-
bic OF the lines Dry Goods company lsft
yesterday for New YORK and Buffalo 20
purchase goods for the house here. They
viii be gone % days.
George w. Pipkln Of Springfield. Mo.
was the guest OF T. s. Czpps and cons
since Saturday. He leaves for the Con-
snche country today 70 look after the ln-
terests OF his cattle ranches.
O. c. Daisy. who was 50 seriously in-
jured several weeks ago. IS 10 q fair gay
to recovery. 10 vni BE able 70 walk
about with the aid % crutches IN two
weeks. the attending physician reports.
Thomas vansilous. who owns farm AZ
Belle Plain ard $3.50 acres "a the Fcnea
Indian country.is II the city. Mr. vansli-
Gus has been very SIC kat blackwell. ~
fering from paralysis. but - getting wen. .
Tony Weinschank returned last evening
from Colorado. whore BE- has been Tor the .
past three weeks. Speeding lis vacation .
= the mountains. lie says - enjoyed .
a hre time and = cooking much rsJzFlnat- 4
Ell
Frank Wilson. trzTeiisz fr.tTat agent o. F..
the Union Pacific. L y. B-atty. travelling I.
freight agent a the Kansas City & south 4
ern. L o. Cooper. travelling passenger 4
agent OF TIE Chicago & Atoa. and 4 = 4
goodricb. travelling pssscngsr agent ~ ths 4
+ Ohio. are in tie eity. heating .
FOR busi1ss8-
sasur1ay sftcrnooa. 40 ths Flrst BaDtist f
church. 5fiEs Nina Colsfart ard ~. y.
P. E1mpis. bolh q HUtchinson. we're mar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
WILL BE GIVEN TONIGHT
"iron Hand" Will Be Repeated by the
Local LODGE.

Local EOQgSs
The local lodge of the Grand United
Order of Odd Fellows viii give the play
The Iron Hand this evening in Car
field hall. This play was given last
Wednesday evening during the district
grand lodge meeting, but on account OF
the rainy weather the crowd was small,
so the play will be given again. The fol-
lowing is the cast of characters:
Oliver Montford. Martin Vernon
Who knows neither fear nor pity.
Harmon Van Dorm. Edward Landrun
A wealthy young artist.
Jack DIinton. Fred Williang
Afterwards known as Percy Plataganet.
Montfords ward.
Old key ................James L. Harper
''Ded most honestest man"
Hawkins "a servant) Arthur Morris
Bella. Jacks sister afterwards Mrs.
Van Dorm. Z. Carr
Lizzie. Jacks wife "a popular actress
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Nancy Phelps
Mrs. Dibble, positively a positive
widow. Lille Hobart
Hannah, a servant. .Addie Williams
BILL OF THE PLAY.
Act I-At Montford's. The accusation.
stop her. She stole the money"
Act II-At Van Dorn's The Departure
eco and never let me Sc your face
again.
Act III-OId keys den. The duel 'Tu
fasten this murder on your guilty soul"
Act Iv-At Van Dorn's. Reunited.
Ere forever from the powers Of rs
iron Hand "
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
WERE IN EARNEST.
Dove Shooters Meant Business in Ac-
cepting the Challenge.


Speaking Of the acceptance of the Carey
hotel dove shooters Of the challenge Of
Prof. Sickner and DIT. A. L. Strohecker
and that It be for a wager Of one hundred
dollars and the winner 10 donate the
money to the Chndren's Home. Prof. A.
W. sickner said yesterday:
In answering the challenge Of DIT.
Strohecker and myself for a dove shoot
ing contest and accepting the same by
3 L. Eaton, Gerald Volk and ]. r. Steel,
] VIII say that we were sincere and
challenged any two or three men in good
faith It was not with the view TO gain
in a money transaction nor do We feel
Ike giving away others goods. When
we wish TO make a donation for sweet
charities We VIII give that for which we
have worked, and we do not consider that
the gentlemen's money would be earned
fl this way, because it would be dead
easy and We would hate to give the money
away and receive the credit We are per-
fectly willing TO shoot against Eaton.
Volk and Steel; they to shoot fifty shots
each and We TO shoot seventy-fve shots
each. If they are afraid of one single
match for the honors we viii make it
the best two out OF three
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
CITY IN BRIEF.


X. .. Washington OF L.ou & IA the
CITY
Rev. J. c Lewis Of Cheney Is IN ths
city.
George r. Ba-ksEer left last night for
ii Reno.
cyae Ihrasi returned yesterday ron
II Reno.
Dr.. r. ?. EDWARDS leaves toaighs for
e Reno.
A. L. Raueh Of Chicago Is ia the eS
CT business
John Williams. formerly q RS city. =
n town Visltl1s fusn5S
C. 2 Cri-cy and family lect yesterday
Tor saIina, for VISIT
ur. Robert Baker o s. Louis e v;si.-
ing r Il Piatt and vsfe.
John EcDo1ald CT Topeka. e1-stzts 81
peri1teu1sat- is a. tEe CITY.
1f- ard Mrs. o. II Bea.iey VII leave
August for Sorrle. Colorado.
Mss Kay Nichois left yesterday zo-r-
Ing for hcr hor1e 81 Eiagraau-
Reese johnson went % e Reao yssisr-
sag O. register ard ~ his lucN
u Ff-.caer lsa yesterday fsr &
Reua He took @ cous Hita hn-
Rsv. e. C. V-oots q Arzarsz CITY r.-
is ln ere cltT visiting Ash &ea-s-
Mrs Il campbs.l legt fsr Hg5omaeH.
III yae-e--zg 70 rlEst re- laasAfer
2liss sE-1sle Kelly saa s-efer left yes-
tsg sssr az s-uta Fe f1r cal-zgo-
c4res r Rogers aaa size lea Iass
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
StVfRE DAY EXPERIrNCE0


Kansas Clrv. 1la.. July 1l-Tor twslrs
consseuuvs hoa,a today ere Eovsrnrasas
thsrmometer here registered ssors Ia
While TIRE record q - az E1afay uas
not touched. fhs day vas Dss ssssrsrs
ever experienced ga Eansas Cifv. A u
O'Clock thfs morning zTs go recorded.
TIE h-Ehset marx ever tegehsf - ear
r. ths day since tx locs1 weather barsss
has h-@1 astas1lated FOR s.ersu hgsra
after that fhs tszrserztlr- rapEs1 as-
tween 20 and iEt sam thare Il &c -.
LEE s. rizst sil1sr a. Esssaa CRY sr "a
any part ef ia soErswssE For-fhs r.ss
tzsufy-f1ar hoers. tns osiT rsfr Fegersss
Las been showsrs "a Hays esntr-l e.
raa last nigft ara az - Ra-o o r
20 rooe today- Flva 1safha sstr~A. 4.
30 tie heat we're rsporfsd - IT, 80
Kansas Clfic- today. VIA = suss1 q v~ss
thirty p-Sstra s-ols- several rrzr-afirsrx
~. alec F~rorted fr-srs svsr a. ss-s-s~-,.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25

No discovery in medicine has ever Gre
ated one quarter Of the excitement that
has been caused by DR.. Kings New Dis
cOvery for Consumption It's severest tests
have been On hopeless victims Of Con-
sumption, Pneumonia, Hemorrhage,
PIeurisy and Bronchitis. thousands Of
whom it has restored to perfect health.
For Coughs. Colds, Asthma, Group, Hay
Fever. Hoarseness and Whooping Cough
IL IS the quickest, surest cure IN the
world. 1t Is sold by Behring's pharmacy
who guarantee satisfaction or refund
money. Large bottles soc and 8 Trial
bottles free.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
HAs soME COOP coRN
Man North CT Town Is Not Howling
About The Crors

Several men IN this town have had dis
cussions about the corn crop in this
county. and some If the men have said
that there win not be 100 bushels of corn
raised Ia this county this year There
have been a number IL men who have
claimed that Sedgwick county has plenty
OF good corn. and the others looked at
them and the expression On their faces
was one of wondemeHt Colonel Lee. the
genial real estate man on North Main
street went out 70 his farm Tuesday and
looked after The threshins OF his wheat
As he was coming back he stopped at the
Yarn OF Mr.. J. +. IaErone. seven miles
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
PICTORIAL HISTORY OF WICHITA
Buy Them and Send TO Friends.

Dilday's Pictorial Souvenir of Wic5ita,
Oklahoma and Indian Territory sixty -four
pages, handsomely printed on fine caLen
dered paper. Illuminated with a large
number Of cuts OF city and county build
ings, residences and street scenes, pic
lures Of prominent men, churches and
business houses. Map of Oklahoma and
Indian Territory. A souvenir that you
can send to anyone. VIII sell for cents
each. Worth So Can and examine them.
It won't cost anything TO look at them.
We are sure you viii purchase if you see
them. Come and look through the book
anyhow Eagle Business Office,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
THEY MET A LION
Wichita People Met d Visitor In the
Mountains.

Mountains.
Doctors Walter and John Minniek with
their wives. are al NorTie, Colorado. On
the Frying Pan river They are in camp
on this stream about two niles east CO
the village am they are having some ex-
element with the hears. who are extra
curious and come about camp AZ night
and seem 20 regard the AlianicAs as IL
trslders in that country.
Dr. Waiter AIianick wrote % a friend
here that On THURSDAY last he. with his
father. Dr. John Afinnick. we're fishing
Tor trout ia the Frying Pan and has sone
as Tar I'D the stream as Mast The two
doctors had had Hne fishing and we're 81
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
SMASHED SOME FURNITURE
Team Of Cox Bottling Works Ran
AWAY.


Away.
a team hitched to a wagon belonging
to Mr.. Cox, the owner of the bottlng
works, ran away yesterday afternoon
about $3.50 and smashed some furniture
ia front of Schroeder * Matthews store,
255 North Main street, broke the rear
wheel Of the wagon and hurt one Of the
horses. The driver. Mr.. Cox. left the
team in front of d house on the corner
of Wichita and Second streets while he
went in and delivered a case of pop.
A Missouri Pacific engine was switching
in the yards and bumped some cars to-
getheP near where the team was stading
and the horses started down Second
street running for all they were worth.
They attempted to turn south when
they reached Main street, but were going
so fast that hey ran mo he sidewalk
across the street. Several cases of empty
pop bottles were spilled and some bot
ties broken. The damage to the furni-
ture amounted to about s..
Science has found that rheumatism IS
caused 10y uric acid in the blood. This
poison should be eXcreted by the kidneys
FOLEY KIDNEY CURE always makes
them well. C. Gehring. 400 E. Douglas;
Geo. Van Werden. IS y. Main; Wichita
Drug Co. 10 T. Douglas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
White Man Turned yellow.

Great CONSERVATION was felt by the
friends of n. a. Hogarry Of Lexington,
KY, when he saw ne was turning yell
low. His skin slowly changed color, also
his eyes, and he suffered terribly. His
rnalady was Yellow Jaundice. He was
treated by the best doctors. but without
benefit. Then he was advised to try
Electric Bitters, the wonderful Stomach
and Liver remedy, ard he writes:
After taking two bottles I was wholly
cured" A trial proves its matchless
merit for ali Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney troubles. Only soc. Sold by Geh-
rings pharmacy
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25

It viii bring relief to sufferers from
asthma or consumption. even in the
worst cases. This is about what one
dose Of FOLEY S HONEY AND TAR
costs. Isn't II worth a trial2 G. Geh-
ring. 100 =. Douglas; Geo. Van Werden.
32S n. Main; Wichita Drug Co. no Z.
Douglas
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
WAS WELL KNOWN HERg
Alfred S. Wallace Worked in County
Clerks Office.

Alfred Stanley wallace. the son or
John \. Wallace, died Saturday morning
at his home IN Galesburg, Illinois John
Wallace will be remembered by many
WIchitans as connected with the county
clerks once. At one time he was re-
porter on the Eagle
The late son suffered much for two
years and passed away peacefully under
the tender care of his mother.
The father ard mother have the symDa-
thy OF their friends IN wichita who wish
10 oGer their coincidence
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
CRAZED BY THE HEAT
Mr. James rs Suffering From Hot
" Gather.

Last night at about 10 o'clock the patrol
wagon was called to the corner of Tenth
street and Emporia avenue, to take
man to. the hospital, who had been crazed
by the heat. When the wagon reached
Tenth street the man had escaped, but he
was soon after found by friends, who
were taking care Of him. The crazed man
is said to be Mr.. James Of Tenth street
and Topeka avenue.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
A Poor millionaire

Lately starved in London because he
could not digest his food. Early use of
DR.. Kings New Life Pills would have
saved him. They strengthen the stom-
ach. aid digestion, promote assimilation.
improve appetite. Price, Csc. Money
back if not satisfied. Sold BY Behring's
pharnacy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
FOR SERVICES AS NURSE
r. E. Cooper Attended Jonathan Bale
When He Died

K, z. Cooper ATTENDED, Jonathan BaIch
When He Died.
r. z. Cooper has sued S. W. BaIch. adj
ministrator Of the estate Of J. P. Balch,
and his surities, for the sum of 500 for
services as nurse during the fitness OF
J. p. Balch. The plaintiff claims that
the administrator had her sign a receipt
for the money and she did not read It and
did not know what was on the paper.
Mr.. J. P. Balch died March H. 1899, and
the plaintiff took care Of him during the
time he was i'll and the bill OF 500 was
allowed when the estate was settled. but
that she had never received her money.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
WAUK s HA1

THE SARATOGA OF TIE VEST
Elegant hotels. beautiful parks, MUSIC
life giving waters. Beating. bathing
fishing. golf and tennis. What Wauke-
sha offers leaves nothing 70 &c desired
Write for booklet 70
y. 2. FRAME sec'y. car. Nafsnslsssk warteshs. Viz
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
LOTS ARE VALUABLE
Hiram Smith Pays $500 for Property
on Market Street.

Yesterday X. B. Cofey. sole 70 Hiram
Smith lots 20 and p on South Market
street, just below Lewis street. TIE
price was $500. The property in the
south part of town is making great adj
vance in price and a large number OF new
houses are being built in that part Of
town. There would be quite q number
built. but the contractors were far be-
hind IN their work last spring. and the
owners Of the lots decided 10 wait until
fan 10 bl.iId
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
Iuck. having caught 50 &c trout in AZ

luck, having caught 50 fire trout in their
baskets
It was nearly dusk and as they were
quietly walking down the trail about
FIVE miles from camp. they were startled
by slight noise behind them and on
looking back they saw, about 60 yards be-
hind them. an enormous mountain lion.
The animal was in the path and IN the
growing darkness its eyes glowed Ike
two balls of fire. The two doctors started
on a run and e animal kept his distance
behind them In a few moments the lion
described a circle and they saw it about
81 yards TO the right OF them DARKNESS
was coming on and they debated as TO the
best means Of getting rid OF their IN
pleasant visitor. The doctors had no
firearms except q small revolver which
Dr. Walter carried along for the purpose
OF shooting mountain grouse. After
little debate on the matter IL was decided
that the huge cat was attracted by the
smell of the fish, and II was decided 70
divide the fish with him. Stopping fl
the path. the doctors counted out -
trout. and Dr.. Walter says that they made
a careful and fair division and laid them
in the path They then passed cn and the
last seen OF the mountain lion 1t was
crouched in the path, eating the fish.
The doctors then pursued their way TO
camp without further incident Or. Wal
ter says in his letter to his friend that he
viii always divide his fish with a noun.
tain lion. if the lion insists.
David Smythe and wife and son Willie
and Louis Steinbuchei and family leave
this week for Norrie and viii 90 into
camp near the Minnicks. Mr.. Smythe
VIII take along plenty of guns and aInrnu-
milton and Mr.. Steinbuchel VIII take PIN
fire gun of German make, said to be
very accurate gun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
She Didn't Wear a Mask.

But her beauty was completely hidden
by sores, blotches and pimplss TIL shs
used Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Then they
vanished IS VIII an ETupdons. Fever
Sores. Bons. Ulcers. Carbuucles and
Felors from its use Infauble FOR Cuts.
C0rns. Burns. Scalds and Piles. Cure
guaranteed. &c at Behring's pharmacy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25

Mr.. John Tippis. Canton, O., says'
"FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR cured my
little girl of a severe cough and infiamed
tonsils." C. Gehring, 400 E. Douglas;
Geo. Van Werden. 32S n. Main; Wichita
Drug Co., ITO z. Douglas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
IELl.O lie Kew DESSERT

plesses al TIE family -Four aavora-
Lemon. ora ge. RASPBERRY and rzT-
berry A. year ErOcess - c-A ~ =
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25
WANT MORE MEMBERS
a. o. l. -. lodges Sold Important
Szectiu@s.

a. - & - Lodges Ea4AU Enp3ftent
&zectin&s.
Grand Master Lamb Of the A. @. Z. w.
was in the city yesterday and held a con
ference with the two lodges Of the city
last night. The 90 lodges met in joint
session and the matter OF holding e big
picnic was brought up FOR consideration.
The lodges here VIII make an attempt
to increase thir membership and the
meeting last night was Tor the purpose
of discussing different ways of adding
70 their rolls in the quickest manner
The plan Of holding picnic and giving
dinner were the most Important plans
discussed.
Thos W. Carter of ASHORE. y. c..
ha6 kidney trouble and one bottle Of
FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE effected
perfect cure, and he says there is no
remedy that VIII compare with st. g.
Gehrng. 400 j. DOUGLAS. Geo. Van Wer-
den. 22S \. Main. Wichita Drus Co. 1l0
l. Do-ell-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-07-25

Mss Helen sE.rTy AZ yesterday f5r
Tols4o. Ola
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-09
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

IFrom the Chicago News-1
It's all up with the artist who can't
draw his breath.
Many a man looks insignificant when
his wife Is with him.
The lunch is free only to those who
have the price of a drink
Fortunate is the man who can de-
pend upon himself at all times.
girl that can't sing and will sing
should be muzzled.
Many lasting friendships are due to
the distance between the friends
Early to bed and early to rise spells
a mans temper and reddens his eyes
A woman tries to appear discreet by
refusing to give a reason when she has
none
It takes a dashing young widow to
make several different kinds of q fool
of a man.
It's a pretty safe bet that the man
who boasts Of being a gentleman isn't
anything Of the kind
Loves young dream IS all right un-
til the matrimonial alarm clock goes
off and causes a rude awakening
The woman who has on pair of low
shoes and pretty silk stockings never
gets the bottom edge Of her skirt solled.
Mans troubles play a continuous per
Torrance; when it is too hot for the
political orator, the mosquito gets his
work 3r
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-09-09
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
The oyster is again in the soup.
The patriotism of some men is con-
fined to the red, white and blue poker
chips.
Do not despise humble occupations.
Even the hod-carrier climbs to the top
of the ladder.
You can come pretty near judging
people by their clothes when you see
the family wash out on the line
Wigg-''I can tell a drinking man by
his face" Wagg-"Can YOU distinguish
between a beer mug and a gin phiz2
when man raves over classical
music" says the Manayunk Philos-
opher. Il wouldn't believe him on his
oath"
the cynical bachelor, ''it seems as
though no man ever gets old enough
to know better"
Blobbs-'I don't believe Wigwag had
a good time on his vacation" slobDs
Why do you think that2' Blobbs-
why, he actually came back with
some money
Names of heroes oft remind US
We may likewise go to sea;
And the public, too, may find US
In a court OF inquiry.
Rollingstone Nomoss-"De only Job I
ever had was a horrible example"
Thirsty Thingumbob-"Geei dat must a
been great Did dey keep you boozed
All QE LAlilE 4NDAAAAAE1NCAAG 4N1AAAC77
Nav: it wasn't dat kind I was q
horrible example fer soap salesman"
This cruel world is fun of woes;
All hope alasl has gone
The man with corns it is whose toes
Are always trodden on.
He was a burly German, charged
with assault and battery The testi-
mony showed that he had grabbed an
other man by the throat. What have
YOU to say for yOurself2'' Numbered the
magistrate i vas choost in fun" re-
piled the German; Il only done it for q
choke"
Some folks do nothing but complain.
They want their blessings highest
priced.
And when they kneel and pray for rain
They kick because it isn't icedl