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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Pokes Fun at II.

The Arlington Independent thus fac
liously writes OF the proposed Gillian
county railroad:
"The preliminary work OF surveying
the new railroad 10 in full swing Of pro-
gress In the outskirts Of the city OF Ar
lington. Chief engineers and superin'
.endents are pushing the work with all
possible speed and IL is expected that
the survey will be completed in time "a
handle the early volunteer wheat which
will be fit for grazing about the middle
Of February. Chief LiDesman +. w,
Tobey lie now measuring and otherwise
determining the dimensions Of some Of
the large boulders on the hill east oI
this city and computing on the problem
OF how many more telegraph messages
can be transmitted over q straight line
than over barbed wire fence which en-
closes body Of farm land having an
area Of not less than l60 acres and
capable OF producing thirty bushels o.
wheat to each aud every acre"
Our gifted friend may be sorry for the
above remarks q little latter, when his
application for editorial transportation
over the new road gets tucked away Ia
some musty plgeon.hole. Then he'll
wish he had been good.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Railroad Survey.

]. II. Downing returned from the north
end Of the county Monday, where he
spent last week assisting In making a
preliminary survey for the proposed rail-
road. Mr.. Downing says that the COM
mIttee ran three lines from the river,
two at or near Arlington and one at
Blalock, all Of which are practicable
routes. These lines were run as far as
Rock creek when, on account Of the in
elemency Of the weather, the work had
TO be discontinued. The work win be
taken up again as soon as the weather
settles and the line run on through 70
Condor,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

Mrs. Dave Russell was called 10 Athe-
na last week BY the dangerous Illness ol
her father
Fred Wilson, who underwent an opera.
tIon for appendicitis at the Good sama-
rltan hospital 10 Portland last week, "a
getting along nicely.
Ell. olough, formerly Of the ArIlng'
ION Warehouse Co., has taken charge ol
the Arlington Lumber Co.'s yard 81
Manager, and will devote his time
toward seeing that those wanting lumbeF
can lind what they want In Arlington.
There will bO no preaching services In
the Congregational church next Sunday,
as II Is Mr.. regular day at lone.
Rev. O. y. Clapp, Of the Congregational
Home Missionary Society, and Rev. Mr..
CuFran will commence q series Of special
revival meetings hero the l7th Of thls
month.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Quietly Married.

On Sunday, February 8, 1901, Miss
Grace Fitzwater and Mr.. g. A. Love-
green we're united in marriage at the
residence Of the bride's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. James X. Fitzwater, in this city,
Elder Swift Of the Church Of Christ per-
forming the ceremony.
The bride IS well and faVorably known
in this county, having been successful
teacher here for several years. She just
finished q term OF school at Lone Rock
last Friday. The groom is q successful
rancher Of the Eightmile country, where
the happy couple will make their home.
The GLOBE joins the many friends Of the
happy couple in wishing them a long,
happy and prosperous life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Back From tha South.

Jim Burns returned from Arizona
Monday. where he went few weeks ago
with his uncle, Jim Dunn, who was
obliged 10 seek q mIlder climate on ac-
count Of bis health. Jim Gays Mr.. Dunn
stood the trip first rate and had already
gsined three pounds in weight since
leaving Condor. lie is at Phoenix, 10
the southwest part Of the territory,
where the weather 10 warm and mild
the year around. Mr.. Burns returned
via California, and says the southern
part Of that state ls place Of beauty At
this season. the orange trees being load
cd with fruit and flowers are In bloom
everywhere. Arizona, he says, 10 suffer
Ing from drouth, and cattle are selling
there At sli.00 per head.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
illustrated Number.

The illustrated number Of The Hepp-
ner Gazette is at hand and Is perhaps
the most unique newspaper production
ever attempted In Oregon. II is ilIustra-
ted alright and perhaps no man in the
State, other than j. w. Redington,
conld have tackled the Job aud got away
with II gracefully. The reading matter
10 az unique as the pictures aud leads
the reader thro' medley Of matter that
runs thro' the whole gamut Of RediDg-
tonism. Little dabs Of pathos aud feel
Ing unex pectedly bob up every here
and there among macs OF nonsense
but not enough 10 do any harm. The
edition would cure congestion Of the
liver In q wooden Indian.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

Father Kelley is here this week look
ing after his work at this place. He
held service in the Catholic church last
Sunday.
Herbert Halstead's baby was worse
yesterday. Mr.. Halstead, who was at
Lost Valley cutting ice, was telephoned
for in the afternoon.
Mrs. F. w. Ariss, who has been the
guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. @. w, Crosfeld
for some time, left for her home Sum
day morning. Mrs. Crosfeid accom-
panied her. The ladies expected to
spend few days with friends at Moro
before proceeding to Portland.
John Marshall day was not observed
in the Condor public school on Monday
as was previously intended. On account
of 90 much sickness in Professor Meals
family and in other families In the dis
trict, II was found impossible to arrange
for suitable exercises for the day.
X. B. Lucas has opened q restaurant
and short order house in the building
recently purchased from H. q. Jordan
next door to Dunn Bros, where be i
prepared to cater to the wants of thI
hungry public In a first-class manner
Meals will be served at all hours an,
first-class cooking and service is assured
Mr.. Lucas expects to add an addition L
the building as soon as material can b
procured and increase the capacity {
his business. See his ad. in anothe
column.
There is small tempest brewing !
the shaniko-Antelope teapot, says III
Dalles Chronicle. In response to th
complaint OF the Antelope Republica
against high freight charges by the CT
lumbia Southern and q call for th
freight teams of anti-railroad days, tn
freight agent at Shanko discourteousl
sends word to the editor, who Is
German nativity, that special rates wi
be given him on sauer kraut and lin
burger cheese
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

NJ. q. Clarke and II. n. Frazer have
purchased The furniture and undertaking
ablishmsnt Of Al Henshaw and will
continue the business At the old stand.
Mr.. Henshaw has been & Landmark In
the business circles Of Condor since the
early days, bat be has decided TO retire
from active business and enjoy q we'll
earned rest.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
LOCAL NEWS.
Ed Tnmnle IL ronYnleaneni .

Ed Temple 10 conyalesoent.
The weather moderated some yester.
day.
Bert cason was In town for 3 few days
last week.
@. W. white was not as we'll as usual
yesterday.
Frank Brown was up from Rock creek
Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. Garter and her con Charlie are
able 70 be up again.
Mrs. J. II. Downing has been on the
sick list for several days.
Jay Bowerman aud II. N. Frazer are
In Portland this week.
Mrs. Chas. Fix, who has been lndls-
posed for some time, II better.
Lon Moore's children, who have been
on the sick list for some time, are better.
Bob PatlIson, who has been down with
typhoid for the past three weeks, is Inn
proving.
Ray Trlmblo has been on the sick llst
for the past week suffering from an at
tack Of la grippe.
George Perry ono OF Lone Rocks jol.
lest and beat.known citizens, was In
town Saturday and Sunday.
John Walker, who has been leading
retired life at bls Ferry Canyon stock
ranch for the last aix weeks, was In town
for few days during tho week.
A marriage license was issued at Pen.
dleton last week TO r. T. Hurlburt, OF
shanIko, and Mrs. Maggie Hawson, Of
Arlington, says the East oregonIan.
Jay Brown, who has been attending
school at The Dalles for several months.
has returned home and will spend the
remainder Of the winter on the ranch.
T.. T. Hollenbeck, who is working In
Arlington this winter, building wagon
racks, was at home day or two this
week getting acquainted with his family.
To those expecting TO build, the Ar.
lIngton Lumber Co. desire 10 say they
are prepared to make prices and furnish
any and all kinds OF lumber ut prices to
meet competition.
Dr.. Wood was called 10 upper Thirty.
mile Monday 10 see Mrs. John Magee,
who has been seriously III for some time.
Al last accounts she was some better.
February may be the last winter
month, but II is not least this year when
1t comes 10 cold, stormy weather. It is
certainly putting up Its share OF winter
this year.
W. A. Campbell, the popular dis
penser Of brand new stories, was in town
for few days during the week. Mr.
Campbell also looks after life insurance
business as pastime in addition TO his
other duties.
A letter from DR.. Gullette TO ?. IL,
Stephenson, received yesterday, stated
that the doctor and Mrs Gullette are TO
call today for China and Japan he going
as surgeon on government transport.
They expect TO return TO Condor In
April or May.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
LONE ROCK.

Mrs. G. L. csson was quite ~ last
week.
r. NJ. johnson made trip TO Ferry
Canyon last Saturday.
Rev. /. d. Brown 10 conducting o
revival meeting at Fox.
p. L. Ham and J. d. JoF went 10 Con.
don the 25th nit. TO attend the funeral ol
Mrs. AL Henshaw.
The weather was warm and pleasant
last week, almost like summer.tIne,
but this week ltis more like SInter.
Mrs. N. II. Anderson, who came over
from her home 10 attend the revival
meeting, vas taken suddenly III the
fore part OF last week. Mr.. anderson
came over aud took her home.
Our public school closed last Friday.
Some plans are new being talked Of
among our people Gor at least those
who are interested In the welfare Of our
public school) that will greatly benefit
our school In the future, viz, by having
longer term OF school and by employ.
Ing flrst-class teachers, engaging them
several months before school is TO begin,
while good teachers are 10 be had. We
hope this system will be carried out.
February 4.
Mrs. Cason is improving IRON her
spell OF sickness. Several other parties
in our neigbborhood are on the sick list
this week.
A school meeting was held in our dis
trict last Thursday for the purpose ol
voting tax to raise the sum OF $500 to
build a new schoolhouse. BY vote oi
q to s q 25-milI tax was voted.
Memorial services were held at the
NJ. L. church last Wednesday 10 the
memory OF the late Mrs. AL Henshaw.
A short sketch Of her life and noble
deeds was collected and read by J. B.
Goff which spoke the mind Of many old
time friends who were present on this
occasion.
The revival meeting at the NJ. Z.
church is still in progress. Rev. Walker
and wife, OF olex, and Rev. Horner-
brook. Of Goldendale, are assisting in
the work. The meeting is being largely
attended. A dozen or 80 have proiessed
conversion and about as many have
united with the church.
Geo. Perry and Bob Robinett went tc
Condor last Saturday. Miss Grace Fitz.
water accompanied them TO Condor but
didn't come back with them. She came
back with brand new husband. Mr.,
and Mrs. Lovegreen went or TO Eight
mile before our town lads had smelt q
mouse, and thus missed tin can recep
tion.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

On Wednesday. January 90, 1901, ai
Portland. Oregon. Mr.. George sehott. Of
0Iex, and Miss velton. Of Portland. we're
united In marriage ct the residence Of
the brides brother.
Mr.. schott IL one Of the beet known
young men Of this county and has been
engaged In the stock business on Rock
creek almost all his IIfe. Hls bride is q
charming young lady wbo formerly
taught school in this county, where she
has many friends. The happy couple
arrived at OIex last Saturday, where
they will reside. We join their many
other friends in hsartiestcongrstulations.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
raaohers, ExamlnatIon.

Notice is hereby given that the county
superintendent of Gillian county will
hold the regular examination OF appli-
cants for Stat papersat Condor as follows
Commencing Wednesday, February
IS, at nine o'clock A. NJ, and continuing
until Saturday, Feb. l6, at A O'Clock P. NJ.
Wednesday ---Penmanship,h history, spell
ing, algebra, reading, composition.
Thursday-Written arithmetic, theory
OF teaching, grammar. bookkeeping
English literature, civil government.
Friday--Physiology, geography, physic
al geography, mental arithmetic, schoo
law.
saturday, Botany, plane geometry, gen
eral history. physics, psychology.
w. r. NEAL,
County Supt
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Entertainment and Basket
Social.

The ladies' Of tie Latter Day Saints
church Will give an entertainment and
basket social at Armory hall on Tburs
day evening, February q commencing
At 7 o'clock p. m.
A program Of choice musical and liter
aFy selections will be rendered,
Baskets will be sold at 80 cents each.
Admission, 20 cents. Ladies' bringing
baskets, gentlemen accompanying ladies
with baskets and children under IA years
Of age will be admitted free.
All are cordially invited.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Renew Your SUBSCRIPTIONS.

Subscriptions for all the leading news
papers and periodicals published in the
United States or any other country on
earth will be received at the GLOBE Office.
Save postage, time and trouble by Ieav'
ing the amount with US and We will
attend to the business for you. Cal
when in town and renew your subscrip
tions TO your favorites for 1901. If
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
Wallula Circle Ball.

The grand ball to be given on the
evening OF the l4th inst. (St. Valentines
Day. by the ladies OF Wallula Circle, w.
Of W., promises to be one OF the most
enjoyable functions ever given in Con-
don. The ladies in charge of the affair
are leaving no stone unturned to make
the occasion one long to bc remembered
by all devotees Of the terpsichorean art,
and oil lovers OF dancing who attend are
sure to be delighted.
Prof. Musgrove's superb orchestra has
been engaged to furnish music for the
occasion and Mr.. ]. r. Wells will act az
prompter, which iDsures that nothing
will be lacking along those lines. The
Circle will also furnish a midnight sup
per in the lodge-room over the mair
hall where all the dainties OF the season
will be served.
Tickets to the ball will be only l.0O
and supper tickets but Soc per couple
Proceeds Of the evening are for th'
benefit OF the Circle, All are cordially
invited to be present. Don't forget tn
date, Thursday evening, February l4th
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
HOMESTEADERS
ATTENTION. I

The GLoBE will publish your
final proof notices for $3.50.
You now pay $3.50. When
ready to make proof ask the
Land Office officials to send
your notice to this paper that
you may save this money.
Five dollars saved, in this way,
is better than $500 earned
raising 40 cent wheat; it's so
much easier you know, Call
at this Office and we will tell
you all about it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
ROCK GREEK,
Everybody is busy ploughing.

Everybody is busy ploughing.
Jean Forrest was on the creek the first
OF the week.
Cattle and sheep are in fair condition
for the spring.
+. There will be q grand ball given at
0lex on the iith inst.
VIM. Brown and VIM. Butler we're on
the creek last week on business.
John Flett is busy breaking horses on
Eightmile for cavalry purposes, and
Will Flett has taken his place as camp
tender for Webb Il voleer.
The Misses Bertha and Scholette Land
OF lone were the guests OF Dottie Fleti
last Saturday and Sunday. They were
accompanied by John Land.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
A FrIshtfur Blunder

Will often cause q horrible Burn,
Scald, Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica
Salve will kill the pain and promptly
heal it. Cures Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only % cts. box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Condor Drug Cc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

@. W. Crosfeld, the druggist, will re-
fund your money II You are not satisfied
after using Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They cure disorders Of
the stomach, biliousuess, constipation
and headache. Price, % cents. Samples
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

The greatest danger from colds and la
grippe is their resulting In pneumonia.
II reasonable care is used, however, and
Ohamberlain's Cough Remedy taken, all
danger will be avoided. 1t will cure a
cold or an attack of Ia grippe in less time
than any other treatment. 1t is pleasant
and safe to take. For sale by The Hud-
son Pharmacy-C. W. Crosield, mgr,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

When you want a physic that 10 mild
and gentle, easy to take and pleasant in
effect use Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Price, Is cents. Samples
free. Every box guaranteed. For sale
by The Hudson Pharmacy--C. w. Cros-
field. mgr.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
NOTICE,

An persons knowins themselves TO be indebt-
cd to me viii please call at once and settle by cash
or note as toxpect TO close up my business with
out delay. AL. HENsHAw.
Condor, Oregon. January 80, 1901.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07
stops the cough

Laxative Bromo- -Quinine Tablets cure a cold
In one day No Cure, no Pay. Price % cents
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-02-07

TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the moncyif 1t fails to cure.
E. W. Groves signature is on each box. Csc
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
The rerrapin Disease.

The terrapin is thought to have much
influence in causing sickness. and the
terrapin disease Is either n rheumatic
affiiction about the chest and ribs or
possibly some pulmonary trouble. The
association OF the terrapin with diseases
in this portion of the body doubtless
originates from the fact that the ribs
of the terrapin are not free, as in the
case Of most of the higher animals. but
are united into one piece.
An Indian who was Ill applied for re-
lief to a shaman and was asked, Did
you not when boy tie strings to the
terrapin's tail and worry the creature?'
The patient admitted that he did.
Well" said the medicine man. that
IS what is the matter. 1t Is the terra
pins turn now, and the terrapin is pay
ing off old scores. You have the terra
pin sickness, and all your ribs have
grown together and to your breast
bone"
The shaman administered the proper
remedy prescribed in such cases-I for
get what it was-and the man thought
lie was cured
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
Tot Causes Night Alarm.

Zone night my brothers baby
was taken with Group, writes Mrs.
]. c. Snider, of Crittenden, Ky, lit
seemed it would strange before we
could get doctor, so We gave it DIR.
King New Discovery, which gave
quick relief and permanently cured
it. We always keep it in the house
to protect our children from Group
and whoopipg cough 1t cured me
o. chronic bronchial trouble that no
ofher remedy would relieve. F" In
fallible for coughs. colds, throat and
| .ng troubles. SOC ard 81. Trial
bottles free at A. G. Luken & Co. S
drug store.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
Glad He Wa Fined.

While in New York the other day.
whittier he went TO cast his vote, Presi-
dent Roosevelt received an especially
cordial greeting from the police, over
whom he some years ago presided as
commissioner. At the Jersey City
ferry the president and party left their
carriages and walked on board the
ferryboat, which had only a few other
passengers. Drawn up on the boat
were four policemen of the harbor
squad, detailed as a guard. The presi-
dent returned their salute as he walked
aboard the boat. and then noticing one
of them smile of pleasure crossed his
face, and walking up to him he held
out his hand.
Hello. Thompson" he said. II ap-
pointed you. didn't To-
Yes. you did. Mr.. President" said
Thompson, land I'm mighty proud of
it,
He also fined me Eve days pay
once" said Thompson. after the presi-
dent had passed but I'm kind of
tickled at that too"
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
CATHERINE lis RULES.

The rules. inscribed on tablet now
in the Hermitage. the famous St Pc
tersburg Museum of Art, are as fol-
lows:
L. Leave your rank outside as well
as your hat and sword.
III. Leave your right OF precedence.
your pride and any similar feeling out
side the door.
III. Be gay. but do not spoil or gnaw
anything.
". Sit. stand. walk as you will.
without reference TO anybody.
Y. Talk moderately. not loud. so as
not TO make the heads or ears of others
ache
VI. Argue without anger and with
out excitement.
VII Neither sigh nor yawn, nor
make any one feel dull or heavy.
VIII. In all innocent games. what
ever one proposes. let all join.
IN. Eat whatever Is sweet and savo-
ry, but drink with moderation. so that
each may find his legs on leaving the
room.
Y. Tell no tales out Of school. What
ever goes in at one ear must go out ut
the other before leaving the room.
Whoever offends against rule Y shall
never again be admitted.
Our Grande dame will call these rules
her Ten Commandments.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
A General Theory of Machines.

In the Complies Rendus of the Paris
Academy Of Sciences NJ. Koenigs has
printed a sketch of a general theory of
mechanisms. Every machine consists
of number of material bodies, re-
sistances. joined together reciprocally,
upon which natural forces act to pro-
duce a desired effect, and the effect
may be either state of rest or one of
motion. The resisting bodies and their
connections are the mechanism. Its eff
feet is not known until we define the
acting forces. The same machine will
produce different effects according as
different forces play upon it.
Machines are subject to three eff
fectS-static when the forces produce
equilibrium: kinetic when the result is
motion. and, finally, associative when
the connections of the machine are
changed. The latter effect is usually
not considered, but ii is essential to
take II into account. A machine could
not be built. in the first place. unless
it was capable CT dissertation. In some
machnes-locks. for instance-the parts
are dissociated every time the appa-
ratus operates. IL is desirable TO de
sign most machines. however. so that
the associative effects do not come in
to play during their operation
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1901-11-12
POUNDS A NEW SECT.
Former Methodist Clergyman BE.
lieves Millennium Is Near.

The Rev. 8. F. Weatherwax. former
ly of this city, has withdrawn from the
Methodist Episcopal conference and
las founded a new religious denomina-
ton. which up to date has six men,
bers. says Syracuse dispatch.
1t is called the Little Flock" and
the headquarters are at Cortland. The
sect claims to have no creed but the
Bible and is held together by divine
love. 1t believes that it is a chosen
people.
Mr.. Weatherwax says that the Lord
more that 1000 years ago gave
through the prophet Daniel a clear
description of the times in which we
are now living, and he thinks that the
time of the blessing for which God s
people have prayed SO long is very near
at hand and that the wheat and tie
tares will soon be separated and thar
soon a great time of trouble will over
throw existing institutions and usher
in Christ's kingdom of peace and
equity.