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The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Kinley, and NJ. A. Hanna the law.mak-
ing power Of the Republic, subject, of
course. to review, Interpretation and
approval by the aforesaid Supreme
Court,
Thankful for this, we proceed to Of
fer word of encouragement to the
intimidated and perfunctory gentle.
men who sit a portion Of the year in
the legislative chambers Of the Capt.
tol and who are, during that period
Of time, afflicted with the hallucina.
tion that they are enacting the laws Of
the United States They ARE, insofar as
the penal statutes are concerned for
the punishment of horse thieves and
such. and their consent is accepted as
necessary to the appropriations Of
lump sums of money, which are ex-
pended in conformity with the plans
and Specifications Of the administra.
tive departments, such as Commits.
sions,' etc. These commissions are
composed Of, men in whom Mr. Nc
Kinley has special conference.-the,
Rockhill ct al.-and their salaries and
allowances are just what the k
president decides to make them.
The word Of encouragement we
would offer the lawmaking power is
based upon the logic Of this high de.
cision which inferentially declares that
Congress is not yet reduced to the per
functory duty Of the ancient Roman
senate, but that it can originate and
enact governmental legislation at
home and abroad.
We. therefore, suggest that Congress
rests its center on the Supreme Court
and lap both wings around Porto Rico
and the Philippines. In other words,
let Congress mature the plan, elabo-
rate or otherwise, for the government
Of these possessions and having de-
vised and perfected the same in as
short a space Of time as the nature Of
the work will permit, enact it into law
with the usual penalties Of high trea-
son, felony etc. for military satraps,
imperialistic civilians, or Presidential
commissioners, who seek to change,
modify or disobey the statutes Cuba,
Porto Rico, and the Philippines should
not of themselves be the theatres Of
crooked exploitation any more than
Oklahoma or New Hampshire; and,
the strong arm Of our now rehabilitat-
ed Congress ought to be extended to
the length of seizing such malefactors,
under whatever high-sounding appella-
tions they 7erpetrate their schemes Of
spoliation and bring them to speedy
and condign punishment.
Rathbone is the least dangerous type
of these Administration parasites who
are, by the way, the lineal descendants
Of the carpetbaggers of infamous and
malodorous memory. There are men
among them with lofty titles and lof-
tier ambitions TO build up plutocratic
families, and who are not at all scru-
pulous as to the method and means by
which they endeavor to accumulate the
necessary millions to found the said
families, for whom Mr.. Mckinley has
his most pleasant smiles and his Off.
cial aid and countenance always on
tap.
If Congress will do away with this
whole brood Of civil and military vice
roys and satraps, there will still be
some hope left in the indignant breasts
Of honest citizens that a solution is in
sight for the simple problems of Dem.
ocratic government, which have been
so desi gnedly complicated by the pres.
ent NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Admins
tration.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

When a preacher is arrested for bur
glary and horse stealing the fault is
with his congregation, which forces
him to make "a little on the side" to
keep body and soul together. The re-
cent arrest of the pastor of Penn
sylvania congregation, returning from
one of his nocturnal raids on his neigh
bors valuables, will have the effect, it
is to be hoped, Of looking into this mat
ter of salaries. Even sky pilots have
to eat.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The President now that he is rested
mp, after his trip, viii read the back
numbers of The Sunday Globe. 1t is
10 be hoped we havnt libelled him. II
the old common law was in force "the
greater the truth, the greater the IL
bel," we are afraid we would be com
PEELED to plead guilty.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The President will be kept busy
from this time forward appointing
special commissioners to visit our sub
ject possessions and report on their
condition as fields OF exploitation for
the gentlemen who furnished the roy
al coaches in which he toured the
country.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The ceusus fraud trials now going
on in Baltimore are developing some
astounding revelations concerning the
manners and habits of enumerators
The Globe predicts that when the de-
Tense is heard there will also be some
astonishing facts developed, and which
not yet dreamed Of by the States attor-
ney. Stick a pin in our prediction.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Of counterfeiting the traction com
panys tickets by the wholesale, is as.
suredly the most stupenduous swim.
die perpetrated so far One Of the
counterfeiters even bought a farm on
the proceeds This is the reign of the
En- nglishman in Washington, Now,
what does Mr. John Hay think of his
countrymen.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The Virginia campaign promises to
be warm and interesting. The Globe
has completed arrangements to secure
the inside facts-which are always the
most absorbing-in the coming contest.
A special correspondent and native of
the soil will furnish the details for
Globe readers.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

What's the matter with abolishing
the Supreme Court? Evidently the
Constitution is no obstacle to doing so,
This old battered Constitution of ours
appears as easy to fracture as a soft
boiled egg.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS,

Rates of advertising will be made
known at the office or by The Sunday
Globes accredited agent The sunday
Globe is an exclusive local publication
and will be found a valuable medium to
reach the patronage of the Washington
public.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

General Pixies statue was beautifully
decorated Memorial Day. Abraham Lin.
coin 8 a block distant, had three ten cen.
little flags and a five cent green shield.
furnished out Of the Department collec.
tiOns by the GAR, committee. CONS
ment would be sacrelege
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

We hope that those of our readers
who are unrepresented in the Depart
ments will forgive The Globe for in
citing them to discomfort. Reading of
whole families in Office is not exhilara-
ting to people who have never had a
taste Of Government pap.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

When heads Of Departments persist
In retaining in Government employ
ment notorious women with immoral
regulations, they subject themselves to
criticism anything but creditable to
their own morality.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The Times and the Star are each
nursing a libel suit and yet their man
agements Indignantly resent the ap.
pellation of yellow journalism. Cor.
rect--both sheets are colorless.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Englishmen not content with fill
ing the best and softest positions in
the Departments, decided to own our
traction lines. Their unique methods
Of purchase has been fully exposed in
the daily press. The elaborate system
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

McLaurin, Of South Carolina, will
know whether his ancestors were bor-
der thieves and cattle lifters" before
Mr. Tillman is through with him.
Rhoderick Dhu, himself, would take to
the woods before that leveled pitch
fork.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The chances are even that the gov
ernor of Ohio will be either re-nomi-
mated or an angel when the State con
vention meets. He bursted a blood
vessel in his spine recently, and many
people were amazed at the fact, as very
few people believed he had any such
fluid in his spine or anatomy, We hope
he will recover-he will be "a snap"
for a live Democratic candidate to eat
up next fall.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The article on Justice Bradley hard
ly bears out the reputation he has
earned as a fearless administrator Of
exact justice. His commendable ac-
ton in releasing unfortunate and de-
fenseIess men railroaded to the work
house by the police without even the
forms Of law, earned for him univer.
sal approval everywhere. But man
even though a iudge-is full of incon
sistencies, and Judge Bradley is not
infallible. He must be regarded, like
the rest of us, as more or less imper-
feet and subject to indigestion.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Now that the Constitution does not
follow the flag, let Congress legislate
the military satraps out Of their vice
royalties and establish home rule in
the Philippines, Porto hIco, and Crba.
The Supreme Court is a decade or
two ahead of the imperialists. We now
have vice royalties, citizens subjects,
and a peerless plutocracy, according
to law, as defined by our highest tri-
bunal
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The Cubans have swallowed the
Platt amendment, it is less indigesti-
BILE than Woods bayonets The Cubans
are sagacious and demonstrate their
qualifications for self-government the
more they become acquainted with the
benevolent intentions of William l.
BY accepting the Platt amendment
Cuba has turned a trick on the semi
military, piratical crowd, booted and
spurred and all ready for her spolia-
ton,
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

The Mirror, Times, Star, and Globe
are libellous sheets, but the only truth
teller of the bunch is The Globe.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

When the Supreme Court has its
mind fully made up on the proper in
depreciation of its decision in the Por-
to Rico case, we beg leave to notify
that august tribunal, in advance, that
The Globe accepts the same. In fact
all Democrats will accept it inasmuch
as it is the only thing they expect to
accept under the Mckinley admins.
tration.
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

There are just eleven murder mys-
teries unaccounted for in Cleveland,
o., within the past ten years, and yet
a portion Of the press Of that city criti-
else our police authorities for not hav-
ing "unraveled the Ayres mystery"
What mystery? Has not the woman
confessed? Is the murderess not in
Jail? Go hunt up aud arrest the per.
petrators of your eleven homicides
and reform Mark Hanna before criti-
cising our efficient police force
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Department clerks wishing TO COM
municate with the Sunday Globe can
use Uncle Sans mails. The Post Of
flee Department has not yet issued any
fraud order against us. Isn't that
something remarkable? Why there is
almost as much freedom Of the press
in Washington as there is in st. Pc.
tersburg. However, now that the
President is back, we are anxious to
hear what he thinks Of us. He used
to be an appreciatiye reader of our
Sunday paper i'm Ohio-ah, yes but
that was in Ohio, T. s, and this is
Washington, d. c!
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

Perry Heath is the Department John
L. Davenport Of the Mckinley admins
tration. When there is any thing pc
cularly nasty to be done Mark assigns
Perry to the job. And Perry never
hesitates, not even. when it comes to
putting a Polish Jew in charge Of the
supply division of the Post Office,
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02

assimilation in politics are a cultivated
or special gift not shared by the mil
lions of Democrats who adhere to the
party organization and are obedient to
its behests as they are faithful and
loyal to its principles; hence their in
ability to comprehend his position as
a Democratic Senator voting in the
Senate Of the United States with N.
A. Hanna and against the united Dem
ocrauc Senatorial representation in
that body. The rivers Of South Carroll
ma do not hold enough water to wash
out this damned spot from the rec
ord of Senator McLaurin.
The most charitable thing a Demo
cratic editor can say Of Senator Nc
Laurin is, that he is neither a partisan
nor a Democrat but a political Hes
sian, ready to ally himself with the
party in power on the theory that the
party in power is right because it is
the stronger. We would be pleased to
modify this logical conclusion of his
acts by referring to him as a political
soldier of fortune, but this designa.
tion is an unfortunate misfit. as his
military prototype fights generally on
the weaker side on principle and Sen.
ator McLaurin has no place in his code
of political ethics for either principle
or that admirable weakness begotten
of holding to the right, even though
it is the losing side. He is a political
Hessian and no longer a Democrat
The Sunday globe., 1901-06-02
Lines to Mrs. Bonine.

Now, Mr.. Jailer, turn me loose,
| haven't any money, but a good ex-
cuse;
To save my honor I've lost my soul,
And killed young Ayres in his hole
(rOOml
The daily sentinel., 1901-10-10
BUSINESS LOCALS

Happiness depends very much on the con-
dition of the liver and kidneys. The ills of
life make but little impression on those
whose digestion is good. You can regulate
your liver and kineys with Herbine aud en- :
joy health and buoyancy of spirits. Price,
so cents. HaskelPs Pharmacy.
For Sale Cedar kindling. Call on h.
o. Hoover or leave orders at this office.
In anaemia and most women's ailments
the digestion is weak, the making OF color,
flesh and strength out of food is imperfect
so that the patient ID weak, wan, nervous
and dyspeptic. This condition can be cor
rected by taking a course of Herbine. Price,
so cents. Haskell's Pharmacy.
Carpet cleaning and general house.
work. G. e. Griffith, 1927 Hill street.
There are thousands of people, suffering
untold torture from piles because of the pop
ular impression that they cannot be cured.
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment will cure
them and the patient will remain cured.
Price, so cents in bottles. Tubes, 75c.
For Sale Haskell's Pharmacy.
"Cleaniiness is Next to Godlinese.
Try the Star Laundry.
A "stitch in time saves nlne," and dose
of Ballard's Horehound Syrup at the begin
nlng of a cold will save you many weary
hours and even days of distressing and har-
assing cough. Price, 5Oc.
For Sale Haskell's Pharmacy.
Fancy groceries and confectionery at
The Progress. Everything clean and
up-to date.
Former workmen at our factory, who
desire employment during the coming
campaign, should make application to
tho superintendent at once The Colo
RADIO Sugar Manufacturing Company.
Corn-huskers' sprained wrists, baroed-
wire cuts, burns, bruises, severe decorations
and external INJURIES of any kind are
promptly and happily cured by applying
Ballard's Snow Linimeut. Price, 30 cents
For Sale Haskell's Pharmacy.
Try those 6ne cigars at the Bazaar.
We have seen the frail infant when the
faint struggle for existence seemed almost
ended, resuscitated and made stronger by
=. the use of WHITES CREAM vERMIFU0E
Price, 25 cents. Haskell's Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1901-10-10
SHOES THE TOPIC.
A Sentinel Reporter Takes a
Squint at the Big Shoe
Stock of the White De.
partment Store.

The most mistaken idea people car
have is that they can purchase goods
cheaper away from home than from theil
home merchants.
Take, for instance, shoes. The w. F.
White department store has as fine q
stock Of shoes at the present time, as is
usually displayed in the stores devoted
exclusively to the sale OF shoes in the
large cities. And why should they not
have such stock? People are as ad-
vsnced in their ideas Of style in rural
districts as they usually are in the large
centers Of population.
A Sentinel man wa Invited into the
store a few days ago and was shown
some OF the late fall goods, and, to be
honest, the reporter was surprised at the
splendid stock displayed.
Mr.. White, OF the store, explained that
q change had been made in the brands
Of shoes kept. Formerly the shoes Of
tho Brown Shoe company were their
leaders, but they have closed out this
stock, and have placed an exclusive line
OF the famous Schwab shoes for men and
boys on their shelves. This shoe is one
OF the leading brands manufactured in
this country, and has justly earned q
reputation for At and quality not pos
sessed by many other makes. "If We
cannot make a mans foot look up to
date with the Schwab shoe we hardly
believe he will be able to find anything
better or as good in this town." said Mr.
White. The Schwab shoe is a strictly
up-to date make and besides contains
the very best oak tanned leather.
A shoe which is attracting great
deal Of attention on their counters is
school shoe for boys and girls, made ex-
pressly for the White company. 1t is
factory made shoe, coming directly to
them, and passing through their hands
alone. No jobber's commission is made
on this shoe.
FOR the ladies and this department ia
their pride--a shoe which is known to
almost every magazine reader is kept.
1t is the Julia Marlowe shoe. Its beauty
is unquestioned and any lady would be
pleased with pair. This shoe is sold
at the same price all over the United
States, and you can purchase 1t at the
White store for the game price you
would have to pay in San Francisco or
New York The shoe is beauty al
will doubtless please the customers OF
this establishment.
"Shoes are becoming hobby with
U.S." said Mr.. White, "as we have had
such phenomenal success in our trade
that we cannot do else than pay consid-
erable attention to this branch Of our
trade"
The daily sentinel., 1901-10-10
CHA6. W. HASKELL
Civil and Mining Engineer.
County Surveyor.

Land and Mineral Surveys.
Surveys and Construction Of Irrigation
Canals and Reservoirs
Reports Made on Mines, Assays with and
Oomplses Analysis Minerals.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-05-15
THE CURSE OF WEEDS.
N0xtOus Plant Growth Does More
Than Anything Else to Lessen
the Profits of Farming,

How are weeds to be eradicated?
Know what kinds of weeds infest your
premises. Know their characteristics
and habits of growth. Learn how
they propagate themselves. Study
them from every standpoint. Then
apply the remedy which will suggest
itself. Concerted action among farm
ers determined to rid their farms of
all forms of Objectionable weed life
will attain the ends sought. Individ-
ual activity in this direction is high
~ desirable, but without harmonious
action among all interested it will
require a much longer period. Indi-
Vidual effort will beget larger inter-
est and purpose, and the result will
be that in short time the entire
country will be inoculated with the
Notwithstanding fever. Then weeds
will go.
The destruction of annual weeds is
accomplished by preventing them
from producing seed, which involves
the cutting off of tops before seed is
produced. Biennials, which propa-
o~ ~ AoOC Stdlho oAl>t oSSuS, 1C'
quire more rigid methods of eradi-
cation. They yield only to persistent
cutting off of tops which prevents
seeds from forming and deprives
them of plant food from the air.
Perennials are still more stubborn
than either of the others. Most
weeds are perennials. Annals are
the most easily destroyed. All kinds
of weeds, whether ANIMALS. biennials
or perennials. may be destroyed if
their tops be kept cut off at the sur
face of the ground, no stems being
permitted to develop. This results
in the starvation of the roots. as it
were; the laboratory with which they
act in harmony being removed their
own functions are destroyed. Many
kinds of weeds may be smothered
out by sowing the infested land "a
grass or other crops which are known
to possess hardness and thick-grow.
ing habits.
Let every farmer consider himself
committee appointed by his best
interests to eradicate all the weeds
on his own farm. He thus may be-
gin the weed destruction movement
whose outcome will be the total
elimination of the thousands of va
rieties of weeds which so seriously
menace agriculture and so materially
lessen it's returns Voice.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-05-15

should project on all sides at least
two feet to protect the walls from
moisture. Rafters and three fourths-
inch lumber. covered with dirt or sod,
make the roof. Poles and brush may
be used instead of lumber, but are not
so good.
The most nearly ideal house of this
kind l ever have seen is illustrat ted
herewith. 1t is 14x38 feet, outside
dimensions. and contains two rooms.
The roosting room is 1Ox1s feet, in
side measure, and contains two sec
tions of swinging roosts. each 6x5
feet, leaving passage at each end
and three-foot passage the whole
length on the south, where the three
windows are located. There is stove
pipe ventilator in each room. which
can be partially closed in winter. The
roosts are about 2% feet from the
floor and swung on fence wire from
the cross sections at the roof.
Opening from the roosting rooms is
the scratching and nest room, which
is 10N14 feet. inside measure. In sum-
mer it is used only for nests. These
nests run the entire length of the
room on the north and across the ends,
except where the doors interfere
They are two feet deep-if fowls are
large they could be lower-and filed
up about one foot with cut straw. On
the south are two full-sized windows,
giving plenty of light and sunshine for
winter, and easily blinded in summer,
when so much light is not practicable.
Floors are of dirt, covered with
straw for scratching or swept clean
when summer comes. Fowls will Law
the whole season. They are warm in
winter and cool in summer, and they
seem to like the dirt walls better than
any other kind know of. For cheap
ness, comfort and convenience, the
sod hen house has not an equal.-Mrs.
L. NJ. Luton, in Farm and Home.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-05-15
PRESERVE YOUR HORSE.
Careless InattentiOn Kills Many Val-
liable Animals Years and Years
Before Their Time.

Many farm horses are killed each
year by thoughtless owners. They
would not take their lives as BUTCH
ers would, nor would they purposely
take their lives by intentional cruel
ty. BY careless inattention the work
is done, and many men are guilty of
the charge of killing off good horses
if the matter could be definitely
traced. Poor treatment when dis
ease attacks the vital parts of a
horse is source of much fatality
among horses. Lack OF judgment UNI
der circumstances relating to the
care of horses when they are out of
condition is another. The lack OF
proper knowledge Of the effect of
different foods for horses under Pc
culiar conditions may be added to
the list. A great many causes might
be given, but it is unnecessary to re-
peat them here. The horse owner
who will give the subject any thought
can figure out more ways than one
in which the lives of those faithful
animals may be shortened or length
ened. There are very few horses
worn out. The most of them die
from some cause or other, and these
causes are what horsemen want to
look after if they want their horse to
live to a green old age. It is easier
to preserve horses than to procure
them. Barring accidents, a sound
horse should be as good at 20 as at
any other age, yet we find but few
that are old that are able to do a
full days work without great ia
tigue. You must study the care of
your horses if you would preserve
them.-Drovers' Journal.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1901-05-15
4 DOCTOR THIS TIME.

Portland, May CDR. E. A. Rose,
a practicing physician, formerly of
Yates Center, Kan, was on what
everyone supposed was his death bed.
He had Diabetes, and six of his brother
doctors were in attendance and con-
sultation at his bedside. They had
done everything that medical skill
could suggest to save his life, but they
were at last reluctantly forced to tell
him that he must prepare for death.
His aunt had been summoned to his
dying bedside. After the doctors had
given her nephew up, she insisted that
as a last resort, he be given treat
ment of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
From the very first dose, the tide
turned in his favor. His life was saved,
and he is hale and hearty to-day.
This case and it's cure has amazed
the physicians, and is the sensation of
the hour. It is interesting to note
that while many others are being
cured by this great discovery in medi-
cine, the physicians themselves are
among the first to benefit, and that
while the simpler and more prevalent
forms, such as rheumatism, Sciatica,
Bladder and Urinary Trouble and Fe-
male Weakness disappear before it,
the more malignant forms, such as
Bright's Disease, Diabetes and Dropsy,
which have always been regarded as
inc,'rable, are yielding just as easily.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are fast super.
seding all other treatments for Kidney
Disease, and as nearly all human sick.
ness and suffering has its origin in the
Kidneys, the use OF this wonderful
medicine is becoming almost universal.