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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16
RURAL CHICAGO.


Harper's Weekly.
A Chicago dis. atch. Gated May 5 said
that MIR. Stone "a wealthy real estate
owner" had been choked and robbed by
thieves the previous evening White feed
ing his cow in his barn on Michigan ave-
me That is not q defamatCry story.
and may be true. and if so. it throws a.
very Interesting lg r On Chicago life.
An enviable measure Of plain living must
be considered to have been preserved in
city Of nearly 2,OCO.OO9 inhabitants
where wealthy citizens go out In the
evening to feed their cows in their BARNS
The chance Of being robbed may be less
in New York, but to offset that 1t should
be recorded that in New York the chance
of having a COW to feed has been almost
wholly eliminated.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16
Heart tO-HeaTt Talks
BY THE cYNIC.


No, I am not orthodox-not entirely
orthodox I don't believe that hell is
paved with infant skulls. In fact I am
rapidly going over to the large majority
which believes that ''alI hell is divided
into three parts and each part is dealt
out in more OF less aIIopathic doses to
the sons and daughters of man. as they
wander up and down the earth seeking
for happiness. Predestination? Yes, I
believe in that, but not exactly as it is
understood by the students Of theology.
I believe that men, and women, too, fol-
low their natural tendencies. The pro-
gress of life is made along the lines Of
the least resistance. Oh, yes, this ac-
counts for all Individual differences of
character; for heroic exhibitions Of
virtue and for the ordinary crimes. You
think this is not orthodox? Indeed, it is
strictly so. Are we not taught that the
sins of the father are visited upon the
heads of the children, even to the tenth
generation, or words to that effect? We
begin life with an accumulated stock of
hereditary tendencies, physical, mental,
and moral; these may be the AIaddin's
lamp of health and genius or the crush
ing burden of disease and incompetence.
The young man who finds his highest
pleasure in the saloon, the public dance
house, and the brothel viii always be a
No matter how careful be his training.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

The Chicago Inter-Oeean does not want
Senator CulIom to be chairman Of the
senate committee of foreign relations.
Why this opposition on the part of the
stalwart Republican organ of the Windy
city to the ambitions of the senior sena-
tor of Illinois? The aliaged reason is
Incompetence. But the Infter-Oeean is
not honest in it's reason, though honest
in it's opposition. The reason behind this
anti-Cullom TRADE is to be found in the
fact that Shelby M. CuIlom is a believer
IN the reciprocity theory. He believes
that to preserve our commercial advan-
tage and to prevent a combination
against us the reciprocity treaties must
be ratified. AS chairman of the commit
tee on foreign relations, Mr.. Cu1lum
would push these treaties. to the discom-
fort of the trusts and the protected
CRATER.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

poses to proceed in these matters. The
more the light is thrown upon the treaty
of Paris. the more clearly it appears that
the treaty was formulated by diplomatic
with their first job.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Charles L. Catlin, prominent citizen
of Superior, Wis, died In Minneapolis,
Friday, from blood poisoning. Mr.. Cat
lin was a believer in the peculiar doctrine
promulgated by Mrs Eddy. Of Boston,
and commonly called Christian science.
He came to Minneapolis a few weeks ago
to be treated by Mrs. Chapman, sup
posed to be in close communion with
the powers which rule the realm of
health. Mr.. Catlin grew worse and died,
so 1t is reported, from the effects of gan
creme of the leg. No physician was call
ed One hardly knows what to say about
such people-people possessed of such
Authorizations. Many appear intelligent
to a degree, but have an abiding faith in
their cult. From the general experience,
the church, unless it recruits very rap
idly, will in time become extinct by rea-
son of the enormous death rate which
must result from tine practice Of their
religion.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Upton suggests a race across the ocean
as fit test of the ability of the com
petitive yachts. Now, this sounds like
something. Let the fine-haired gentle
men of the New York Yacht club either
fish or cut bait
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

sources of heat and energy. NIL have
passed; burt that is no excuse Tor , I1seD
less waste of the wealth nature has pro-
weed for us in our coal measures coal
IS stored product, and once gone is. soma
forever. - 70'-'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

We congratulate indianapolis If the
convention is held there after June first,
1903, the Woodmen will have a hot time
in the old town And that is no joke.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Who are you going to see, my pretty
maid!
I'm going to Seattle, sir, she said.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

3 Pussy-Footed Allison has his eye on the
presidential nomination mouse as it sits
before it's little hole in the floor. He is
creeping up on it with shining eyes and
nervous twitchings of his back hair Aliil
son would make a good president. He has
no ideas of his own, or if he has he would
never venture to express them unless
they were in line with the dairy inter
ests of his state. He is a trimmer Of
the trimmers, soft, purring and steaIthy.
So fearful of making a mistake is he
that he never does anything. He would
make one of the best tools that could be
desired. He ought to be nominated.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

DR.. Carnegie will build for himself a
monument in New York in the shape of
a palatial residence, costing millions. If
Mr.. Carnegie intends to live and die in
this new house of his. we cannot exactly
understand how he is to Gle poor man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Biddy CochinI believe I will Carrie
nation that egg.
Cock Shanghai-What do you mean by
that?
Billy-Pll hatchet.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Mrs. Minnie Wa1kup Ketchum, who is
being sued by a Chicago lawyer for a
$4,000 fee. has been twice married and
twice widowed within three months. 1t
appears from the tie timony that Hansen,
the plaintiff in the present suit, is in
love with the fair Minaie. 1t seems that
all she has had to do in the matrimonial
market is to Walk UP and Ketchum.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

The government is to experiment at
Yellowstone tort with irrigation A res
ervoir with a capacity of 10000 600 gall
Ions is to be constructed for the purpose
Of furnish .ng water for the fort and in
c:defrtly to see what can be done with
the arid lands about the fort The ex-
pertinent will tie watched with interest.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

Chauncey jingles his bells, gets astrtde
his stick and continues to play the fool
Hanna, he says, cannot be president. In
this remark he shows that he has some
wit left, but when he announces that 'our
good friends Odell and Roosevelt must be
taken care of and We will do it hand
somely'' he relapses into the after-dinner
mutterings of the wine bibber. Chauncey
will have about as much to do with the
nomination Of the next Republican can
didate for president as he will with the
changes of the moon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-06-16

The people of Pennsylvania must have
Gene to the conclusion that if all men
are not liars, at least all men are hood
lers. We would judge this from the
unanimity with which the Doodle fran
chise grabs passed the legislature. Such
business is coarse-they need not have
taken so many into the deal-a hare ma
jority would have done the business.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

unugutet.tu.lhw OF tho Inte u. -
Burke. OF Rocky Ford. with their fami
lies. Thoss prcscnt were IN follows
Plat Wicks, attorney; Mrs. Plntt Wicks
+. B. Wicks, deputy county clerk o
Pueblo county, aud Mrs T.. u. Wicks
Pueblo: @. n: Robbins, deputy count,
clerk. Mrs. Z. NJ. Robbins and Chns. 4
Rob6ins. La Junta; II. Plat Burke. al.
tornsy. clerk Of district court, Sterling
Colo; Mrs. Clara j. Burke, Frank, Alic~
Cora. Amy aud J. Walter Burke. Grand
Valley: W. II. Ramssy. si,os dealer. S,oal
Falls, ). d.; Mrs. W. II. Ramscy, Harold
B., Gracr and Florence i,nms~y; Mrs
Mary Hildrrth. Rocky Ford; Mrs. ]. NJ
Slane and Helen Sianc. fiorvnc~. Colo:
Leroy u. Elser. secretary Dcnver Col.
lege II Music. Dcuvcr: Mn. Annie u. II,
ser. teacher Rocky Ford public schools
flofeuce. Cafric. Icautc aud Hort Els-r
Geo. =. Wciss, principal Olney puhlis
schools: Nu 0co. r. West, Donald B
weiss, Olney: lsrv. Henry Il. Robbins
Liberty. Mo. lncil~ataliy Il was tho
ninth birthday os Master ltsrt Eis~r.
Tho company sat down To cue of iho~c
dinners Tor which Grand Valley ID n.
nous. and which was by no mcans thc
least eajoysbi. feature of tho occasion.
The sfirf.dinacr hour was spent IN list.
emmy ~ spicy stories spun by tho i~a
legal lights of tho company. Piait Wick.
aud PlAit Burke. both good story i-llcfs.
Then tho company broke mp into small
groups In talk over former cxp-r,-ncr..
while tho younger fnctnbrss l,~snil-i ihr
tc,iium of th. afternoon by pitching
quoits and shooting at n mark. Later 10
tho afternoon the company gathered
again for half hours music aud a short
4 l.
and departure 10 tho regret of all. after a
day long TO In remembered. An inter.
csting tiflcrn minutes vas that ia wlir b
ono doing his bcss to assume q character.
isiic aud commanding posture. Finally
tho ordeal wss over aud. thanks 10 Tho.
tocsapl,rr Wales. a good picturv s-cntc,i
as memcnio ot the occasion.
Mrs. Mary n. Mccoy is visiting rcla.
iisrs NJ South BnrI-stsso~n. Pa, and
will remain coaplc of months.
Henry r. Oxpar.l. president Of the
American 1iect Sugar Co.. ts mentioned
as probable candidate for Senator 'ru's,
California.
Mrs. W. q. Steele will leave to-day for
n visit at her former home. Brpwbsiown.
luus. nccDmpautrJ ny WITS. SAtNef ~ ht
ne Indianapolis. Mrs. Salycf's drsiina.
lion is Conu.rsvillc.
Mrs. William winicthaiter ts enter.
tanning her brother. W. Clayton Hum.
pbrc,s Of San Francisco.
Earl Moore LET, Saturday for a months
trip To the mountains. Denver. AMI
elsewhere in tie west.
II. J. Frcelani 81 Denver. was IN town
today accompanied by W. J. Gussin. vhn
will remain dpribR the caniaioupc ses.
sob. representing sir. Freeland.
Elwin l.. Peterson and Geo. Wiikin.
son Of jackson. Mich. are visiting rria.
iives here with a probability Of bcconins
citizens.
T. II. RAIDER. the manager OF the
Farmers Department; Store arrived a
few days since and is sbspin. mp busi.
ness for opening the store rs soon as
possible.
Clay Wolfe is assisting in the post
Office bookstore.
lid. Garucci aud wife have moved
from the Buiter'ield ranch TO Mrs.
Mere,iiih's residence. western Rocky
Ford.
J. II. Award has return II from his trip
20 Washington. Ks.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

Lost. South oftown. wagon tire.
Leave word ut Eagle Shops.
Also. wish to buy secondhand
Disc Harrow aud Self Rake
ltcnpcr.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16
For Sale.

SO acres Of land under Rocky
Ford Ditch, all within one mile OF
Post Office, in any sized tracts.
Ilu VIM. Matthew'S.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

An unusually attractive pro-
gram will he offered at the opera
house all next week. See ad. in
,enotl1ers column. - o.. .
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

Board and Room Mt First House
South of A. Nicholes.
S.11 Mns. A. o. PEER.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

Home Made Ice Cream at the
Denver Bakery.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

Did you know The Fair was
selling Ladies' Kid Gloves ut 79cts
n pnir, Ladies Gnuntlcts ut 7ycts.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16
Use Pure Ice.

q. X. Dnring's Ice wagon will
after May 18th carry Distilled
Artesian Ice for drinking water.
Use this and keep healthy. 5ltf
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16

l.. W. Kcil Is "A candidate. The
announcement appears elsewhere.
Read it.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1901-08-16
For Sale.

Desiring 10 go into business in
Rocky Ford / offer for sale the
following property: Four heavy
brood mares bred to best Norman
horse in the country.l 80 hogs and
shonts; n lot Of cattle. corn in tho
field aud hny IN the stack. On
the De Long place four miles
south OF town.
au G. q. McPmgEES.
Pasture for horses. Call ON j.
s. Wilson. Rocky Ford. or nj his
ranch ., miles south. 2tf
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1901-09-14

Have we, as people, through pride of
self-husting, thorough forgetfulness Of
the laws of religion and Righteousness,
meMted that this dreadful visitation
should have come upon the land?
Sod knows and God judges.
"As the penitent Israel Of olden days
gathered between the porch and the
altar let us weep and say: Spare, Q
Lord, spare Thy people; and give not
Thy inheritance to reproach, that the
heather should rule over them. Why
should they say among the nations:
Where is their God?'
''For our own and the nations vel
fare in coming years, our dependency
must be upon the great Lord and good
Lord, who is our Heavenly Father.
Only through Him, who reigns amid
the tempests and the pillows of the
seas, can peace and security be our
possession. Only through Him, who
is The Father of Lights from whom
DIS every perfect gift can there be
given us the intelligence Of duty and
the strength to accomplish it, so let us
in fervor Of heart invoke His blessed
name, and by prayer draw down upon
ourselves and upon the nation His most
bountiful graces.
"And with especial fervor must we
supplicate the God of Mercy and of
Love for the chief magistrate of the
! nation. Upon him the wrath of crime
heavily fell; the sympathies of our
,, souls go out to him and our heartfelt
entreaties ascend to the skies for his
comfort and his recovery. May the
Master have him in holy keeping.
granting him patient courage amid
present sufferings, and speedily restor-
| ing him to the joys of health, that he
may, with renewed strength, again
consecrate himself to the service of his
! country and of his fellow men.
ITO those ends we ordain that all
pastors do, in their churches tomorrow.
before the principal mass, recite to-
gether with the faithful, the psalm
Have Mercy OH Me. o God,' as an act
of penitential reparation for sins per-
sonal and national; and the 'Litany of
the Holy Name of Jesus as an invoca-
ton to heaven for an outpouring of d.
vine grace, and, in an especial manner,
for the return to health of the president
of the republic.
"JOHN IRELAND,
archbishop of st. Paul.
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River Fails, conducted the funeral
service from ST. Josephs church and
the interment took place in the Catho
lie cemetery. Thomas O'Hearn of
Freeman, Iowa, Richard O'Hearn of
Winona, Mimi, and James O'Hearn
of Minneapolis, brothers of Mrs. Pc
terson We're here to attend the funeral,
Mr.. Peterson, who has employment liz
st. Paul, came home to be with his
little son in his illness.
Iipcstonc.-Rev. Joseph Mangan,
pastor of st. Leos church. intends
holding a fair next month for the ben
eft of his church.
Chaska, Minn.-The annual conven-
tion of the German Catholic Benevo-
lent Society of Minnesota will he held
here on Sept. %, "a and %. Great
preparations are being made all over
the state for this annual gathering, ut
which 5000 people will be present.
The convention will be one of the most
important ever held by the society, and
the local branch is making plans for
royalty entertaining the visitors. The
big day of the convention will be
Wednesday, Sept. %. which has been
designated as special program day for
the various societies of the Catholic
church. The societies present will lie
in parade, and it is estimated thar
5000 people will be in the line of
march. Archbishop Ireland will he
present on that day and deliver the
address of the convention. Many of the
most prominent German speakers of
the country will be in attendance.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Emery,
of the Home for Destitute Catholic
Children ut Boston. Mass, was visit
ing Father Mangan lately.
Norris, Minn.-John Mangan the
7-year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Mangan. of the town of Darnen, died
on Monday morning of last week after
Il short Illness. the cause of his death
being inflammation of the bowels. His
father, who was at Seattle, WASH. on
account of his health failed to see his
son before The died. The funeral oc-
Cured from the Assumption church.
Rev. Geo. Gocbel officiating.
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To the Irish Emiprants

Love We not the winds that blow
SO softly DER the hills,
Or the streams THAT gently flow
Where the moss and fern grow,
And The wild doe. winging low.
The air with music fills.
Love We not the nowr'ts bright
That gem the meadows gay,
Where the primrose glads the sight,
And the daisy. blooming white.
Stays the blue fIy's wandering flight
And bids the children play
Love We not the voices kind
Mat gently call We home,
And the friends We leave behind,
Seeking bliss We may not find
Where the burning sllnbeams blind
In lands DER oceans foam.
Ye love them we'll All. then why fly
From your own Innisfail-
The sweetest isle in all the sea,
'lNhe home of mirth and minstrelsy,
The land OF love and melody
The fair land Of the Gael?
Eleanor II. Kelly.
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COMMANDANT JAN KRIEGE
Will Deliver a Free Lecture at Cen
fury Hail.

Next Tuesday evening Commandant
Jan Kriege, late of General Botha's
army, will deliver a free lecture in
Minneapolis at Century hall, corner
Fourth street and First avenue S., on
the AnglO-Boer war. Commandant
Kriege was captured by the British at
the battle of Kip River on the Both
of May, 1900, and remained prisoner
for thirteen days, when he made his
escape and Joined General Botha at
Balmoral, serving OH his staff. Sub
sequently he was captured by the Por-
tuguese in their territory, disarmed
and sent to Lorenzo Marques. There
he again escaped on the German ship
Kanzler for Holland and left there
for America, landing at New York on
Christmas day.
Commandment Kriege is fine speci-
men of manhood, standing six feet in
height and being of symmetrical build.
He is 80 years old. He carries with
him credentials from Chas. d. Pierce,
consul general of the Orange Free
State, who recommends him to the
courtesy of the American people. Com,
mandant Kriege has just returned
from the Pacific coast, where he deliv-
cred lectures OH the South African
war. He has brought with him let,
ter from Judge Burke, of Seattle. The
Irish Standard hopes that it's Local
readers will turn out in large numbers
to pay tribute of respect to the dis
tinguished patriot and exile. He is a
well educated man who speaks Eng
fish quite fuently. There will be no
charge for admission. Century hall is
THE only hall in the city he could Sc
cure at this time. Ex-Governor Lind
will preside at THE meeting.
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OVER THE NORTHWEST.

Anoka, Minn.-A1rs. James McCauley
died at her home in Grow Wednesday
morning of last week after an Illness
of several weeks duration. She was
one of Anoka county's pioneers, hay
ing come here with her husband in
1868, and taking up her abode on the
farm where she resided until her
death. Mrs. McCauleys maiden name
was Miss Mccormick. She was mar
ried in 1866. She was good Chris
tan woman and an adherent of. the
Catholic faith. The funeral occurred
Friday morning from the Catholic
church. She is survived by five sons:
Henry. George A.. Lewis IT,, Frank
and Charles.
Pipestone.-The Very Rev. Dean
Sheehan, of Elkton, and Rev. Michael
Dermody, Of Flandrau, s. D., were
visiting Father Mangan, our pastor
here, one day last week. Father La
very, of Woodstock, was also well
come caller on his way home from
Winona, where he attended the do
cesar clergy retreat.
Prescott, Wis.-Vincent, the little
son of Mr.. and Mrs. J. p. Peterson, of
this city, died Saturday, Aug. 81, Of
spinal meningitis, aged 2 years, II
months, 10 days. The little fellow had
been sick just seven days when he was
called to his eternal home. The sor-
rowing parents have the deepest SYM
pathy of the entire community in this
sad affection. Rev. Father Baur, OF
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meet our need? In these lie much Of
our peril. Can any nation remain free
and worthy of freedom and yet grow
rich as we grow rich? Can time and
thought be found for conscience and
honor, patriotism and just dealing,
when the day and the night have too
few hours for our chase Of gain? Will
self-sacriiice at the call of duty be
fostered by our daily deepening lux
ury? Will the burdens and restraints
of political liberty be long tolerable to
men softened by indulgence to the pam
pered fiber of slaves?
"That great man, who, most of all
men, gave life to this republic, has
warned us how, and how only, it may
live and deserve to live. Virtue says
, the Farewell Address, is Il necessary
! spring of popular government. OF all
dispositions and habits which lead to
political prosperity religion and moral
ity are Indispensable supports For
Americans, Washington is Il safe guide
, TO light the darkness which shadows
our national pathway, to walk scath-
less mid the dangers clustering angri-
ly about it, we must look for aid, not
I to man or his words or works, but to
t the religion Of Christ; to the morality
of the Gospel
! ut is for YOU, dear Father, for you
n 4.
hierarchy, to see that this aid is given,
given freely and in time. On YOU is
cast this great duty, With such hum
bic help, such loyal service as our ODE
dience and affection may afford. We
welcome you to your home, not us Il
place Of rest, but as to a scene of
labor; we tell you less of our joy that
once more you are with us than of sin.
cere and earnest sympathy with your
aims and cares. of dutiful readiness tC
bear our modest part in your vast
work, and. profoundly thankful to find
You safe and restored to us. we numbly
pray that Almighty God may bless ant
make fruitful your striving to raise
strengthen, and sanctify your fellow.
men,"
The cardinal. in reply. said:
81 am prompted on my return to my
native soil to feelings of patriotism
but may say that am also filled
with confusion by the demonstration
with which am received IL my OWL
sentiments had been consulted would
have returned quietly and most unos.
tentntously, hut l beg to assure YOU
that l am none the less grateful for
your bcnefnction toward me.
''In answer to this spontaneous on
preston of your feelings | can only
say that during my absence had oc-
casion to visit various countries
France. Italy and Switzerland. | saw
several cities more populous and richer
than this we are in. but say from my
heart there is no city on the face of
the earth hcarcr to me than Baltimore.
There is no patriotism like that of
| America and no place like Baltimore. -