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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
CHAPTER TX.
Columbus Secures Three
Exhibits for His Queen.

pTzN HE whistles were blowing the quit-tneoverails
signal when the Chris Columbo launch bump
s. e. up against the Indian village dock Tor
the second time. The busy Indians at the customs
house were still on the alert but before leaving me mas
yacht tne great dscoverer had mapped out the pS 10
his second amagamate with the tribes and TINS lhe
the launch went right on by the revenue flag.
Chris and his crew passed several canoes loaoeo
down with Indian guards the primitive cops hao pc
come accustomed to the false face parties pulled on oS
the holders large bundles of wampum and the Ior-
efen engineer never reached the snutoff handle
c. c. Jumbo had tried cash in his personality Tor
the new possessions the first play and his check had
been handed back marked funds Now c. Columho
was to play shrewd boy game and II ne dld not COL
lec he was willing sign with the first paving ere"
foreman advertising for help In those days the ego
tisticaI guy we'll in front and Cars placed
rather .gh valuation his worth
The great admiral was willing admit that his
merry sailor slightly to the good in trimming
UP the the flag yachts, but Chris could not
bring the canvas shore and the sailor boys did not
need their working clothes Chris taking strong
cnance on seeing the pull out for SPAIN but this
time he intended qualify without handicap and the
and the members of the Columbo launch crew
discovered this time they stayed way back while
the great discoverer took look in
The first loot was willing grab the chances
and wanted make trip with Mrs. FeTdinands agent,
but the sea affected the Coumbo hearing and wnen
pulled in at quiet private dock the first
loot remained the tying up while c. Columbo,
discoverer the world, started in to make good
''Alone in the world"
Chris Columbo stood on a corner watching
the Indians and with his hands pushed down into
uniform he could not hold back the exclama
ton
"a loan in the world" he repeated; 81 wonder
If can make rifle this ticker mine It's good
gold given by Issy, and if I only locate
a Yahooda shop I think can secure loan in this
world strong enough keep going night
To think with the greatest admiral to perform
and Christie doing rubber uncle's work
shop he padded down the avenue. In few
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

By Holman F. Day.

But Napoleon wasn't satisfied. He shouted: AN
den yo tai to me dat he jos-de-hoss- Iak, he JAS
de-hoss-I-lak'.'
Ferguson got into wagon and picked up the reins
He turned said calmly.
'Nape this English language is much for ye
The next time start to trade bosses, yed
git an official Interpreter
Ferguson was out buying cattle and he spent
that night at a tavern in adjoining room.
When he to the stable to get his horse in
the morning the hoster asked him.
Say, where's We git that sawmill four Iaigs?"
''Whatjemean?"
''Why, that sawmil, that pulp grinder thing
that looks like boss but han't. He ct down
last night an commenced the sides mis- STALL an
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

was paid at the rate of e2,500 a week
and given a baronetcy into the bargain
Nor was it by any means unusual for
him to receive fee of $500 for an
hours consultation with less celebrated
patients
But royalty invariably pays its medi-
rell Mackenzie journeyed to Berlin to
relieve the sufferings of the Emperor
Frederick during his last illness and Sc
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

lish army surgeon, who paid occasional
visits to the rajah of Rampur, India,
when that potentate was suffering from
an acute attack of rheumatism. The
patient did not wait for him to send In
his bill, for, finding his treatment bene-
Z ficial ne rewarded him with a draft for
G10, COO
The highest medical fee ever paid,
however. became the property of blind
physician, DR.. Gale, of Bristol, who cur
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

a life pension of $500 year. Another
costly vaccinating operation was that
performed few years ago by Dr. But
Ter upon six Indian rajahs, and from each
of his patients he received $4,000 Tor less
than DAVIS work.
When King Edward, or the Prince of
Wales as he was then, was at death S
door with typhoid fever. the famous
William Jenner was called in for a
period of four weeks, and in return he
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

cured a fee of e2o.e90, while Prof. Zach
crime, of Moscow, who was called to Lii
yadia when the Car Alexander III. lay
dying, was presented with a check for
e15.eO0,, in addition to all expenses, for
a two days attendance upon his illustri-
Gus patient DR.. Yowsk, the famous
oculistl pocketed fee of s7,O69 for at
tending the shah's son at Teheran some
years ago, a figure completely put into
the shade by that captured by an Eng
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
ENORMOUS FEES TO DocToRs.

In the medical world some enormous
fees have been paid from time to time.
In 1852 the famous Hertfordshire physi-
clan, Thomas DimsdaIe, was summoned
to St Petersburg to vaccinate the En-
press Catherine H. He was in the city
less than a week, but SO successfully did
he accomplish his task that he was paid
q rnnsidara tion of. e12e00. in addition to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
of pjscredited Relative and Now ne OVER
came the Prejudice ~ - ~ 81

was dimly touched by the Light of Civilization but in
other Parts of the Country English Prenuncia
ton was seldom heard. -
Wherever the Author went he would be greeted with
Acclaim and put into the Spare Room and fed
Chicken and serenaded by the Town Band.
He would go back and tell his Countrymen all about
the Typical American who was said to be lean and
salow Individual, with BillyTGoat Tassel, who con-
suned quantities of Plug Tobacco, Dragged
about Country nasal Jargon and lives tun-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

up with the three-ban Faith, Hope
and 1Opercent signs and the nitric acid bottle started
o leak.
Christie collected rather obese bundle of wampum
the miniature clock. The great discoverer carefully
buttoned the necessary in between his manly breast
and the uniform weskit. Being busy making plant
he let the play of the child of the Ghetto go past
needed but there others who heard the bell tne
when this particular of the chosen people pulled
the call box
Christie now ready for the clash but there
several Indians waiting for him. this early
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

other Job. Then they kicked the Traces. While
he engaged in a Knock-Down and Drag-Out at
Home they gave the Collectors Lift and started
Rough House
They succeeded in ousting the Agents of Mr. Bull and
then they up Articles Agreement and began to
do Business their Hook.
John was exceedingly vexed to lose sucn large
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

'Aw-w-w he go fas' dat he don geet tam Tor
to his neem laig OPP 81
pretty speedy, then is hep
''Fal yo wat dat bosses ban do leeve ma paa
tree hat oclocks tomorrow afternoons an
geet on dis plac bout past oclocks dis
afternoons yo' t'ink, hey?"
81 think you're dandy said Ferguson "They ought
to send you to congress- Napoleon. But say what's
the matter tain shift? I've got boss here that
you may like So 10
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
Copyright 1901, by
Robert Howard Russell.

- nee there assertive Character known
as John Bull roamed the Face of the
q Earth stalking out Claims At one Time lie
~ had quite Patch Territory in what
known as the New World This Territory sparsely
populated by a number of Johns Relations VINO had
tired Home Cooking. time to time they claimed
that they were getting Fair Shake They
foxily waited until both Hands busy with
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
PAGES TORN FROM history. -

"Youse did, an all knows it, too, replied the In
dian
q think will take you back with me-"
tie. Il need small bunch of this inferior con-
vince Issy's dub husband that delivered the
goods
sure 60 an I can get yer three or four more"
said the warrior. II two right Hey youse
guys here up wild fren Chris
Columbo wot discovered this world"
The call brought the pathfnders, and the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

started in boss of ceremonies
ttYouse knows Chris Columbia Bill demanded the
warrior of Pathfinder No. l. Don't You remember
tryin' to make de gang admit dat he boy
dscovern' world he tells about"
Course I knows him. L mis- map in de police
pink sheets. I'd know him time throws lamps
him. Howdy, Chris?"
The great admiral was delighted. Single-handed and
alone he up exhibits for any worlds
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
By George AIDE.

Stranger. I am here to let By-Gones be By
Cones, also to invade Markets, also to purchase
Stratford- on-Avon. Westminster Abbey and the Tow
err"
But where your Chin Whskers and redtopped
Boots?" asked john
Il shed them several Years ago. 1 dronned
in this Morning to pay what owe you BY the wav
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

the illterate redmen swift sign language
and wiggle missed by the warriors WHO stood
the watching Lowensten's high signs
They read without single delay in transmission that
c. Columbo had the wampum and they prepared help
along
Chris Columbo started down the avenue, and two
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
Justifying Her Title.

Smart Set
When Lucy was twenty, fair-formed and
fair-faced
They called her 'sthe Wasp on ac-
count of her waist,
Which, they limited, she laced.
She's forty next spring,
And her waist-well, it's now quite
different thing,
But she keeps the wasp's temper, its
buzz, and its sting.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

learn that you having Troubles of your Per-
haps you would like to borrow few Billions"
Saying which he produced Roll that would have
choked the Hoosac Tunnel.
My Dear Relative exclaimed John, falling his
Neck Blood is thicker than Water.
Il should say it is, responded the Yankee. 'It is
thicker than Maple Syrup
MORAL: Modest Worth will get there in Time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
IN MODERN ACADIA.

'AIarche done! Marche done! Hill dere, geet ap.
along and Napoleon Peletier launched forward and
fshed the reins. He Gathering along in his
blackboard bound the village. He suddenly spiel
another coming toward him and Napoleon always
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

then hooked his head around eatn through the
floor jest when you out
us that boss a cribber?" asked Ferguson.
"Cribber? Is he? Wal, when We git home We put
him to work yer woodpile an he'll a portable
sawmll."
tBites when he eats, does le?" muttered Jase to
himself oval I reckin in these international boss.
trades it's the safest have official interpreters on
both Sides
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
Copyright 1901 by
Walter B. Guild.

S@ oCTOR B. FRANK BOLTER man Of
much rotundity;
E He had to have chair whenever
9 he would sit.
II matters therapeutic, though the doctor reached pro-
fundity.
Was very fat in person. but he wasn't fat in wit.
Better bald a billiard ball.
Didn't have any hair all!
A curious sight-but he frequently said
He wasn't bald headed inside his head.
He'd studied plugged from his earliest YOUTH
Was posted in medical lore, forsooth
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

And despite his rather ungainly style.
The people summoned him many mile,
While younger doctors-Tom, Dick and Jim,
Were wondering what folks saw in him.
They called him a fogy behind his back,
And once to his face, one made this crack
''Say, Doc-that head!-I should really think
You'd lease that slope for a skating rink.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29
His Dialect.

she-Maj. Niblack is a very skillful
golfer, isn't he?
Hell don't know about that, but he
certainly Is very fluent golfer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

ed wealthy patient of a diseased knee
by electric treatment, and in return
found his banking account richer by
$50, GG0-London Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1901-12-29

ble-down Log CABIN at the edge of a Malaral Swamp.
He supposed to be about the lowest Grade of Cau
casan and t9was believed the Chills-and-Fever
would soon exter1ninate the whole Species
Course of Time the new Settlement divided into
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Two MuRDERERs SENTENCED.
Slayers OF Luigi Mariana Committed to
the Penitentiary.

FAIRMoNT,, W. Va, March Is
Frank Goots and Francesno Cortise,
who were convicted of murder in the
second degree, were sentenced to IL
and s years, respectively, in the peni-
Tertiary by Judge Mason. It seems
that these two, Luigi Mariana and
several other Italians were drinking IN
Shaw's saloon at Monongah on Feb
rnary 22nd, and that Cortise and
Mariana quarreled Cortise took Ma
riano into back room that the dis
pute might be settled Goots went
in later as a peacemaker, according
TO his testimony.
Goots then stabbed Mariana with a
penknife and he died as a result of
the wounds. He and Cortise escaped
but were arrested at Morgantown, and
it was only by the hardest work that
the authorities prevented the Italians
from lyuching the prisoners when
they were brought here to JAIL
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28

Of Stockholders Meeting.

Notice Is hereby given of meeting
of the stockholders of the Catskill Oil
Company for the purpose of making
reduction in the number of shares Of
its authorized capital sock or the par
value Of each share as may be decided
upon by said stockholders on
Tuesday, the 9th Day OF April, 1901.
at 10 O'Clock a. m. at the office of DIR.
/. e. White, in Morgantown, w. Va.
and notice is also hereby given to said
stockholders that the annual meeting
Of the stockholders Of said corporation
will be held on
Wednesday, the Gath Day Of April.
1901, at 10 o'clock a. m. in the Office Of
the said DR.. |. c. White, in Morgan
town, w. Va, for the purpose of elect
ing directors and transacting :any other
business that may lawfully come before
them at any general or special meeting
of said stockholders.
WIN. 5. STEVENSON,
March 23d, 1901. Secretary.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
NOTICE
Of Stockholders Meeting.

Notice is hereby given of a meeting
Of the stockholders of the Rock Camp
Oil Company for the purpose of making
a reduction in the number Of shares OF
its authorized capital stock or the par
value of each share as may be decided
upon by said stockholders on
Tuesday, the 9th Day OF April. 1901.
at II o'clock a. M, at the Office of DR..
]. G. White, in Morgantown, w. Va.
and notice Is also hereby given to said
stockholders that the annual meeting
of the stockholders of said corporation
will be held ON
Wednesday, the Gath Day of April,
1901, at II O'Clock a. M in the office OF
the said DR.. /. G. White, IN Morgan
town. w. Va, for the purpose of elect
ing directors and transacting any other
business that may lawfully come before
them at any general or special meeting
of said stock holders.
WIN. s. STEVENSON,
March %, 1901. Secretary.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
INTERVENING ANNOUNCEMENT.
Approaching Wedding of Young Peo-
pie well known in Morgantown.

Invitations will be issued in few
days for the marriage Of Frank j..
St. Clair Of this place and Miss Aimee
Voight, of Pittsburg. One hundred
and fifty invitations are to be sent out
Most Of these Will be sent to friends
in Pittsburg and Morgantown. The
event is to take place on the evening
Of April 18th at o'clock and the
ceremony performed by Pittsburg
clergyman.
Mont Chateau will be the scene of
the marriage. The party from Pitts
burg will come here in a special car
and will be driven to Mont Chateau.
An elaborate supper will be served at
the hotel after the ceremony. Mr. and
Mrs. St. Clair will 90 to housekeeping
at once with the groom's mother He
has been in business here for a short
time and has established fine trade
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Mad Dogs at FairmOnt.

Hydrophobia has again broken
out in Falrmont, and the mayor of
the city will probably issue a proc
lamation compelling dog owners
within the city limits to keep their
CANNES muzzled for a period of 80
days at least in order to prevent a
general outbreak OF the disease.
This time the scare sprung up in
the First ward and on Market street.
Harye Woody is the owner of three
foxhounds and one of them was
slightly bitten several days ago and
was kept tied and was closely watch
ed. Sunday it went violently mad.
After it had freed itself it bit the
others and then went at a rapid
rate, followed by number OF men
in hopes of staying the canine. but
they were unsuccessful, and so far
as can be ascertained it is still at
large. The other two dogs were
killed.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
DR.. REYNOLDS TALKS.
Tells About the Policy of the
University


Under His Charge summer Quarter
Will be Kept up-The Statement is
Given out 20 Correct the Unf0unded
Reports that Have Been Flying Over
the State.
Dr. 2. B. Reynolds has given out
card in reference to the University
which for the time being is under
his charge. He does this to correct
the mis- statements and unfounded
reports which have been scattered
over the state. In this card he saws
that the summer quarter will be
kept up. The quarter will have but
six weeks however and it will not
take up all summer as heretofore.
This is believed to be a great i'm
provement over the plan of keeping
it going all summer.
Six new students have arrived al
ready for the spring term and others
are expected to be here before yer y
long. The outlook for renewed ac
tivity and uninterrupted progress is
OF the best. The card given out by
Dr. Reynolds is as follows:
[ learn from letters, and other
sources, that there is much doubt
and uncertainty in the minds OF
many people as to the state of things
here in the University, and the poll
cy that will be followed. Rumors
are current that there will be no
Spring or Summer term; that the
Preparatory Department is to be
moved at once; and that great change
will be made in the work.
Now there is no foundation for
these rumors or ground for doubt OF
fear. There is no disorganization or
decentralization in the University
The work will not be diminished; the
standard will not be lowered; disci-
pline will not be relaxed; progress
will not be stopped. The work of
the Spring Quarter will be done as
provided for. The faculty is arrang-
ing to carry on the work of the sum
mer without expense to the state,
and with courses and program
that will meet the demand of Sum
mer students as fully as in any pre-
vious Summer Quarter. No change
will be made in the Preparatory De
partment before 1904
| hope that the newspapers through
out the state will kindly publish
this card, and call the attention OF
their readers to it, and that all pa
irons and friends of the University
will exert themselves to correct mis-.
apprehensions that exist, and pre-
vent any further misrepresentation.
If this is done, we here guarantee
that the University will not suffer.
2. b. REYNOLDS.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Very Desirable Property for Sale.

t. w. Anderson has for sale the
most desirable and best located lots
in the city, being the lots belonging
to Mrs. John j. Brown, situated at
the end of the bridge leading from
Morgaptown to South Park. Special
prices and terms will be given to
parties who will build residences on
them this Spring. He also has for
sale several desirable residences in
the city, and still has few houses
not rented; and also has the Mack
ey Mill'' for rent on very reasonable
terms.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
MAY HAVE BEEN MURDERED.
1t is Thought That Brakeman cue is
at the Bottom Of a Cistern at Union
town.

A week ago Brakeman Cue, on
the Baltimore and Ohio construction
train at Uniontown disappeared,
and was thought to have gone to his
home at Gennellsville. His wife
came there yesterday hunting him
Now it Is suspected he was murder
ed, but the investigation has been
stopped By dispute over who will
pay the expenses.
An old cistern close to where the
construction train lay was noticed
broken open the day following Cues
disappearance, and the railroad fore
man filled it up The suspicion that
Cue was murdered by some of the
tough characters on the construction
train or along the railroad and
thrown in the old clstern prevails,
but neither the railroad people nor
the chief of police will pay for clean
ing the hole, and the matter will be
laid before the town council to-mor.
row for approval.
When 1t was apparent TO day that
the hole was to be investigated two
negroes employed on the construc-
tion train ran away without trying
to get their pay, and this suspicious
move strengthens the belief that
Cue was foully dealt with.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Officers Elected.

The Morgantown lodge OF Elks on
Wednesday night elected officers for
the following year. They will be in
stalled on next Wednesday evening
and after the installation there will
be social session for the members of
the fraternity. The officers elected
are; Col. James G. Frazer, Exalted
Ruler: j. e. Fleming, Leading
Knight w. w. Keener, Loyal
Knight, Milton Hirschman, Lecturing
Knight; Jos. Fl. Mills, Secretary; b.
H. MADEIRA. Treasurer and a. w.
Jones, Inner Guard.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Social Events.

The announcement of the APP
preaching marriage of Mr.. f. J, st.
Clair aad Miss Aimee Voigt will be
received with much interest by Nor
gantown people. 1t is to take place
on the evening of April 18th at
Mont Chateau.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1901-03-28
Notice to the Stockholders of the
Morgantown Savings & Loan
Society.

There viii be special meeting OF the
Morgantown Savings and Loan Society
at its office in Morgantown on THURS
DAY, this Fourth Day of April, 1901, at
80 o'clock p NJ, for the purpose OF
making such reduction in the number OF
shares Of its authorized capital stock as
may be decided upon by said stockhold-
ers, and for the purpose of transacting
such other business as may be deemed
necessary and proper.
By order of the Board OF Directors.
THos. E. HODGES, Sec'y.
March IA, 1901.