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The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1901-05-02

The fourth annual Educational Con
ference for the South was held In Wins
ton-Salena last week. The Conference
formerly has been held at Capron
Springs, Va.
Mr.. Robert G. Ogden, of New York
president of the Conference, chartered
a train and took forty or fifty guests
with him, paying the expenses of the
entire company. Thers we're many
distinguished men amongst his guests,
such as DIR. Parkhurst OF New York
DR.. Doane of Albany, DR.. Dickerman
of New Haven, DR.. Russell, of Colum.
bia University OF New York, DR.. Shaw
Editor Of Review OF Reviews, Mr.. Wal.
ter II. Page, editor Of World's Work
and may others. The meeting in
Winston was great and enthusiastic
Many distinguished men of North Car
DINA we're present and those who spoke
held their own with the visiting cele-
brities from the North. Among the
number was Governor Aycock. DR.. J.
e.. NJ. Curry was present as usual in all
educational meetings of note.
The Northern visitors to the Con-
terence were royalty entertained in the
homes of the Winston-Salem people
and they were liberal in their praise OF
the hospitality extended them.
It was indeed q great meeting and
will no doubt result in great good.
The people Of the North are learning
moro pleasing things about the people
Of the South every year.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1901-05-02
g NJ,

This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative. Rr'o;no-Q Q,s;;ss;sae r.sasts
...s xsmsly TAI esszy - S4~4- - go -
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1901-05-02
FOR MALARIA

TOeCURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine. AL
druggists refund the money it it fails
to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on
ach box. 25c.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01
IBSEN IS WFLL AGAIN.
hut HIS Physicisn nm Not Permit Him
20 Resume work Vet.

Henrik lb-an has practically recovered
from the Illness HIGH was serious enough
at one time this spring TO cause tho grave=t
fear Ia the family and country T@uPl. for
thu dramatist. The doctors were mover
Quit" certain "a TO tho exact nature OF his
trouble. II was thought to have been
a severe attack Of influenza which the
northern winter made more serious Now
ia. great dramaiist Is at all events well
again with no trace Of the illness notice.
able In his appearance. He had scar ely
ever known a sickness before and II was
hia wonderful constitution hat saved
him when he seemed last wintcr ~ near
death.
lie has ras~~d most ~ hi, time sincs
h. recovered enough 10 leave the house
IN the full glarc 81 sunlight that falls on
his balcony He began To recover as .oon
a. IN. warm heather came and he has
gained strength steadily during the sum-
mer, lie appears on his balcony IN tho
early morning and spends most o. the
day theirs, He has not vat h~en allowed
by his physician To work. His last work
was on when We Dead Awaken He
has started on nothing since that time
and has made no plans to writs another
drsfna
rs TnNltNelN TtIuH,S 10 PaNs NnftSI-
amin In spite OF the advice Of his physician
and tho requests Of his family He viii
not even listen to the suggestion that he
20 20 Munich, and saws that because he
II not strong. he will for that reason re-
main In the north although the physicians
have told him hat the winter will bo too
extreme for him after his illness. Al
though he IL now all but perfectly well
anoth her attack Of tho same kind may have
NOR. serious results. Ibsen's way az
life j. very simple. He rises at : o'cloc
aud after a cup OF coffee makes a very
careful toilet, usually wearing n black;
coat and a white linen tie. He then answers
his letters aud after ward goes 20 his balcony
and reads the newspapers and receives
the visits Of M old friend who regularly
coue- to $50 him.
Sharp mt ~. he starts on a drive To a
beautiful elevated part 81 the city He
dismounts from his carriage and walks
for q while. returning homo IN the carriage
20 eat a very simple midday meal. In
the afternoon he rests for a while and then
begins again his reading ~ the newspapers
that come to him from all over the world.
IL In a popularity 81 the poet that hs
reads only newspapers and rarely opens
a hook. When he L. too tired 20 read him
self, he has one Of his family read TO him.
Every afternoon in accordance with an
old custom. Sigurd lhsen with his wife
and children call Ia see the father 81 the
family. He delights especially In the
society ~ the children. From S TO 3, hs
sits again on tho balcony and AZ 10 at night
he IL In bed
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01

NAME neck. He landed q good. healthy
blow and the policeman went down. nut
h. held on to Sammy's collar and sammy
came down with him. Tfrry ruled over
and over. bat finally the policeman got
SAMMY under and sat on him. lie was
about to whistle for assistance when the
~isnitor and his wife, scantily clad. ana
looking very much frighiened' came from
the basen,ent.
What tho divls the matter heref 10
manded the janitor.
Get a Policeman gasped the wtnded
cop. I've got "A thief here. Caught nun
breaking In the mail boz
oh. you scoundrell' yelled the lanitor,
shaking his fist nj tho prostrats sammy.
Then he took a closer hook and made out
the featurcs Of the man underneath TIE.
up, ye ass, he exclaimed. Its Mr.. Boon.
A few explanations convinced tbs poice.
man that he had made an error. fe heirs-u
Sammy to his feet. and Sammy spuitered
and swoTe until lie had quite ~aus
his vocabulary. 1be policeman saw visions
OF Deyery. the mighty Caliph, netting out
punishment 10 him at 300 Mulberry strest'
and IA usual taking no Cognizance OF ms
excuses, and he took the abuse with spartan
like endurance. hui when IL was all over
and sammy had told the story OF the listers
and the mail-boI key for the nth time the
. sff you have q piece Of sealing WAL
he said hurnbly. Il may he able to get those
lC,ten out for you.
Sammy remembered hat there was
some sealing wax on his wife's desk, ~ hs
climbed w the four flights again and got
IL. Then the policeman tied a strung TO
the end Of Il. melted one end and dropping
II In the boz. let II rest there for a moment.
Then he pulled Il out and SURE enough tho
last letter was firmly glued a. Il. Sammy
clutched at Il fevorishly, thereby burning
his fingers on the still hot wad but he didn't
mind that, for he could feel the long-sought
key inside. Then he opened the boz, got
out all this other letters. and gathering up
the wreck Of his wife's toilet silver. wcnt
inside and upstairs without a word. There
he wrote another letter 10 Mrs. Sammy.
besides which the first one was a love mis-
sive.
There Ia nothing moro to be said. for. as
already mentioned, sammy II pcnitent In
town. while Mrs. SAMMY IL fearful In tho
country. Pride. stern pride, is all that
"a bet ween them. but time, II is hoped,
will brush that aside, and Mr. n Mrs.
sammy Boom will once more he the model
couple that they were up To the time OF that
fateful trip To the country.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01
THE RAMON.
A Scene nut Of the II,es of Tenement
Dwr oilers on the East side

The doctor and the charity agent were
sitting in the latter's den on the top t"'r
Of the tenement discussing their ac#Iuu-
tances The O'Sullivan father VA DRUNK
again. the Einstcin baby had tuberculosis
Mrs. Cahn wouldn't allow hcrsel! g. 10 poe
moved To the hospital, the DE luska t'Ns
home from the orphan asylum lai i..-
gotten Italian and their mo'ler oul,ons
speak English, and Mrs 'armi'th"', "
with her laf " family. always lived 90 O. tH---
msnt and frequently was dlspIS-'~.u ~
that, had spent 1921 on her husband iuu'I 90
ont Of the $3.50 received from 10" iatINiN
company which had accidentally CAUSED =
death.
NV George, let's 60 out on the hrc cSais
and get the air. exclaimed the a.'
So the charity agent followed, AMI Poe. '.ih
leaned over the iron rail
A heavy summer shower had iu.' 'a--"i.
aud the long. NARROW street. W'|
ten-m.nt- on either side. wa s'aHs'.
quiet. The sudden d%owupour la4 driven
the pu-hCarts and trIck men o. -t'.'-
and cellars. and the rain was stiu rtni..s
In satiny mster down the fronts 90! itt uA.'
ings and across tn. newly WAsH's' p"''-
ments 4 few scurfyins figure w"f" -
ginning To emerge from ia" hau-z
Wonderfully quiet, sad o." o"T' T.
and the charity agent asseut"i
Il knew Il wouldn't iasi sali %" d's''f'
and he pointed To a group Of children "a
tho corner, who suddenly had spfn'S Nh
from nowher- They were g~'~'l'uAa.
shouting and rushing one suo,n'r
Plight. ! suppose. OF p~.rkfHFh'i n''-
tered the doriDr
More children iuined 'h~ gfuup. a fev
the hurrytng Pedestrians st"II-'l as.
and the murmur from "a" crowd t~oa"'s
louder
do YOU go a Are. a pa'-pl wagon o. An
ambulance askci the ds-f0T
u max" u Yuf replied 80
charity agent ~ 10 seanod iaftl,rf "''' 80
rail.
Childr~n from tho side sfr--is cam" 49,
ming up. and ~tvl~i slHul ~~u-
ne frum all ga. hiHUts around -
dwn b. rcd and hlur. unup.e ard W.
In diry whit- isii'-i sui torn. Ia" 80
and hall .hod. Nttls flf- wIfl . usfu "a ~
of on. %ssUuFff Ell sI.Ifiur ALL lHsa
and I-siutiug add ~a,iug tnsl aus
ard wun-H vfh t~nIf.is1s ct I.f 'rlr
~ufls- &c. thsif trrA. Co., IH|.' a-
All uflrfs NN@ wa HaA uI.. "
tias sirs-si a. sHHU a. fiuH raH ifaH
sAs~fiy ~sirNlug m NT wlfH Hf Goo Fe
sin tho ofi.iFvn IsuEi.-t HUa sN.afHI o.
petni-a AMI thFusgh 81 ths sIrs-rs
fhe mu~Arf "a 70 rsarr FHIor-
NhN MAJ alive sfHu7f.f 80 ga
es~ni =. 10 ssIg-a u. asra.l uH 60
'soA ~ kat ~ tsl - i.@s~~f
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01
TWAS SUCkERS M CAUGHT.
An Old Maine Hunter Gets Hack Hard on
. QuixIlcal Audience.

LINCOLN. Me. Aug 10 Among thoss
who attended the annual reunion Of the
First Maine Heavy Artillery Association
held here .as, week was Alexander Moiaane
Of Mattawamkcag, who Is more han N
years old and who has killed 90 beam In
the course Of his life. lie never made a
speech. and a. his voice did not allow him to
sing. he was let on on condition that he
should tell the story OF the most remarkable
bear hunt in which he had taken part during
mon than sixty years II active bear chasing
through the woods 81 Maine.
The tale be told concerned a bear McLans
had found lying asleep In the sun at the
ar-S 81 a sharp ledge which ran out from a
mountain spur. The b~ar was at tho very
point 81 the wedge, while on one side Of the
bear, further along, was a large FOX creep
ing up TO q partndgr tina, Was scratching
among some leaves on tho opposite -iie OF
the rock Alexander fired his gun, which
was loaded W til n round ball, - as 10 break
the hears spine near It's hips When he
Nent ~ skin his game ~ found that the lead
bullet had goD. clear through the bear. MT
uIspn the sharp elgr ~ the nock and split
IN halves. one part going 90 tho right and
Killing the partridge and tho other hall maxi
ing 70 tho len and laying cu, ne iHs v,,,
when you hrrdi asked one % the veterans.
Yes. twas latte shinn Pond
'Of cpur-e YOU had the legs u YOUR pants
tied down to your b~co,I.gs' the Com
mAnd-T put In
4 did that's the way I alwavs hunt
AVID your gun kioked avfullyf- came
the newt QUESTION
Never owned such q kicker t-fore or
enc.
Hurting YOU backward into the pond
aud submcrging yuu IN tho water vas
Askcd by --vcrai who know the tale
-taarlv'
And ~h-u YOU wAd~d ash"r~ thcre va.
= t--k q tom~sds In each iruu--rs Frf
dr1nei ~ crowd tn unisnn
The cd waus uaw flrlseu siih Anr-f.
~htch rave wav n . look ~ c'ni"thia'
and Wf.n be found ~urts DO Nofc ~@
hllrd Nth de~p itty
"Ta,Ats a.. irHuia~ vtfh vuu stnar NV
oils go dunf Inv hHs - 'oA rHri
10 n snyt-uiy should siyv ''u ~ t--i
plnt Ca a sinr fh~ ~as1l has NHn q sisHi
u IN the Ming Fuaursls nst'f - %
into fr~h satsr any mufr tlsr f-os~N1
s~im anuuni m thn Ailanftr IT Nn aHe
guins ~ tsl = strD Euu Gunt Nam ~ g.
sssv-i NAiuF. sure - ''uf Mine
ma ~tst kind a nsh wrrr t,.-s wa
oa1Ehi h F-tr larrs rsi dssf' sst-d us.
sdlutaui a. ell srrtfaa-ss~s
NrtrATu ~fsRu-a 80 eaa aaa snaaTlF
@ $500 - o~ss sas l~ss ss1sAA.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01

lust assaults that have been made by for
eianers themselves on the missionaries.
both a. having caused the trouble by. In
judicious and masterful methods. and as
having behaved at the moment Of victory
In a dl.rracshll manner. ave undoubtedly
brought great disrrcdit on the u OF
Christianity: whereas. on the other hand.
the self-rrstraint shown by the Japanese
troops, their sbstention from outrage or
pillags and tho protectfon afforded by
Them 70 PEACEFUL Chinese SUBJECTS and
10 the property Of acknowledgements, offered
a contrast which might easily be inter
preted 70 as TO reflect nstre on Buddhism-
II would. perhaps. he e~Itravagant To alege
that the visit Of tn. Lama to Japan was
deliberately planned for h purpoee OF
giving emphasis TO that contrast. but that
L has been utilized In such q manner can
scarcely be doubted
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01
MAINE mn GGIST'S DODGE.
why He Ad,ertises Hls willingness TO
Accept silver frve-Cent Ceins.

CAsr,Sn, Me Aug "a village druggist
has solved the problem % what to do with the
annoying little hve-ccnt silver pieces. which
ave been the bans 81 traders for a nnni-
bcr of years, II IL aid that these coins are
more common In Maine than In any other
state, because not only are the people
Of this State afflicted with their full share
81 United states mining. tout irnumerabie
specimens made In Canada. the Maritime
Provinces and Newfoundland find their
way across the border and circulate mong
the Disguised trade~pNople until their
paticnc' aud the coins are worn out. farlv
las, spring a local druggist called ~,-n,io
Ia the fact that he did not obJect 60 tho
tahooed currency by putting oft the follow
ing ambiguous sign In from, 81 his stor~
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01
sftvNR NCEnS TAkHS HERs = ma
NAY p ram

Il km " Just what kind 81 q sisn I vas
making when ! had u painted said lie
in rplv 10 tho-c who came ~ quis him
-O coursr. a silver coAn cant he q
'nlcsel Thais iusi put th~r~ q whet
th~,r CURIOSITY and make 'h- visitors be-
hrNe am a lAy tax. al the silver
hv"-~yut pi-sse that Grr ur-r.~i mo IN tho
Ane ~ Trade, and uh~n n a fellow and his
gin coms ~ for a glAss q so-iA Hnd al IN.
crs-am and thr man glv,. me . dollar hill
90 . tfty-c~ui pis,r frum ~hIch 10 tAk.
nv faN. msnarr ~ woTk ~ uue - n4y
-ilvef pi~o- ~ him SNOW 10 do~-Lt
~ant y and thsis lusi Nhv I give ~ 90
him lu utue oA~. uut q tea. sh~u 10
huts Shai / hHVe dof,-. 30 ~tN losk around
thn stow - q ohsuc~ a. -g~tsd u sSaih
o. to- -, a. rys r-uts ~urtA IL trat.
usst ' aild ufa hANt rstHss ~ ns N had
81 I=s-si 90" sNrrr tts~~ u " q sinai
thiuE hui taV. rnfF-ss-t ms tFsas Nov
ttsau go Niss 1888 ~ putUux cui that
uc.i~ p~rr. .. sss,- g~Tfi b. $50 -rTih
- trsar sssr II too aasi-H - q trttaaisi
! o. ua'ss ussn o. q. ne 60 a .ono4ui
- assa go
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1901-09-01

49, Tst 49, Hua fsFerNa 49, -.
tasfflnF 80 tafr o. 81 20 tnadaH assttaa
Nna slHfffH uHn aua utsar uraftrFs rals
tkamfg $50 r.fnruE be- tHrt Hriaa ia
o intcfra o. q srnrU 40
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

The piute Indian myth Of the sun.
moon aud stars IS AZ crudely anihro-
pomorphic a. can be found IN any
savage belief The moon is the sun's
wife. The stars are his children.
When he appears the children ske-
daddle-as they say in the States
They live IN terror of him He eats
them-when be can catch them His
stomach the only part Of aim one can
see-is stuffed wilh stars When he
goes to bed. the children emerge
again from their hiding piaces 10 the
blue. The moon Is fond Of her chill
dren. who smile as she moves among
them. Every month she goes into
mourning. because her canuihal hns-
band has eaten one Of then. The pi-
ute Iudians account for the appear
ance Of a comet by stating that the
sun often snaps a. one Of the stars.
his children. and does not get bid 81
it-he only tears g piece out-and the
star. getting Wild with pain. goes iy.
ing across the sky with a great spout
81 blood flowing from It, II Is then
very much afraid. and AS it flies ii 81.
ways keeps iis head turned 90 watch
The snn. iis father. and never turns its
face away from hin until it is far ont
Of his reach. London Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

1-e feT rls t4e Euc1
~ te W @ ~ e- 1e Lad
4te AH
re ~A arf-e Ato t1s Fesuy ~
t-osf r 41 er1 rersl q
Naea Ael-l<y z-a.s
Al lle-T E-c his l42g-tsz g
4-4--et And 4esE can 1s 1e--
tsf ~ A1 1eteEle ne
t-l-. A. t-a lr-1cksa ilr
fe---o- zli1 2 i.t-sE s-e lad 20 .c1g
-o-r-ea A. -eA4 SO re Tezt1rs to
Ay t@ -e dramatic a1el1eut
t-4- i-elf -esilrs Nenil z1s = f1lll
q ne ee- q --e os- sea=4--1-l.-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Rent day iu Paris is very impor-
tant occasion. The landlord is king in
q realm where exactitude is not only
encouraged, but enforced An Eng
lishman says De once went to see the
landlord about some matter connected
with the house which he had hired
The Frenchman proved to be a very
suspicious and inquisiiive old gentle
man, who had made bis fortune ia the
candle trade
"What Do You seilg be inquired.
The Enelishmau acknowledged that
he made his bread by writing for tho
magazines. The landlord shrugged
his shoulder
~ am afraid, said be-. that you
viii not Be exact with youf rent On the
fifteenth Of the month.
He evidently had 0ld-iashioued no
tions 81 literature, as well as other
arts. and preferred that his te4ants
should be, like himself. comfortably
IN trade SO iu order 20 yindicatc his
vocation, the Englishman went 10 per-
son TO call upon his landlord on the
fourteenth with rent 10 hand.
"f told you sor exclaimed the pre-
else old merchant. u knew you
wouldn't be exact. at the day o. hour
dxed You have brought your rent
twenty four honrs too soon Gin
cinnati Enquirer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05
- sLMoAn Il -


Hhen lot a. War They LEAD ven Eary
and Agreeable Lives.
Wher native samoans Are not as
var they seem 70 foreigners to have a
very easy and agreeable life. There
j. never very much 10 Do. aud what
there u il not ardu0uz o. firing. The
old women, for instance, braid mats.
or sit upon the rocks and beat and
strip the bark for making tapa, the
native cloth. The brewing and per-
fuming Of cocoanut oil is another in
dustry in which women play 4 prom
inent part The men spend much
Of their time IN making fishing nets
and tackle
In spite Of the simplicity Of the ma.
fional attire, the Samoans are rather
vain aud spend a good deal Of time IN
identifying themselves The hair is
often plastered with white lime, Civ
ing e. when dry, the effect of a white
wig. Tho lime Is washed Of by night.
The result is a gradual change ID the
color Of the hair from a red 10 a
bright yellow. Apart from this
strange fancy the samoans quite share
the European ideas IN regard 70
beauty They particularly admire
tall persons.
The common dress for men aud
women e a simple kilt, the manner
Of whose adjustment seems to for
eigners nothing short 81 miraculous.
The natives seem to have no difficulty.
however, in keeping the garment ia
place The children are less sure Of
themselves aud often lose the bit Of
calico that serves as outdoor costume.
The brown babies wear no clothing at
all
fad ol the young man 81 Samoa is
10 wear the name 81 bis sweetheart
tattooed upou the forearm. A the
Samoan wears no sleeves this orna-
ment is always visible. and he il very
proud 81 IT, which is easily under
stood. as the young lady herself al
ways does the tattooing. d being im-
possible to intrust 70 a professional
workman q task % fail 81 sentiment
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

An English clergyman was called
suddenly to preach before the siu
dents Of a well-kuoun college He
hurriedly chose ont Of his barrel" d
sermou, and without reading It went
70 the college chapel. the congrega.
tion 81 which was wholly composed
OF male students He got along
iamously until near the close. when
be amazed The boys by begun
ming his peroraii9u thus And now
a word in conclusion 20 yon who are
mothers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

To be iu the swim one must have
ones photograph taken by the new
process. which gives a raised surface
like bas relief For the lover who
yearns 70 carry bis swoetheart's pict-
ure always with hm these new photos
may be reduced u lt into q small
locket The newest fad ia these
locket OF watch photos is to have a
small magnifying glass set into the
cover which when opened releases
tie glass by means 81 a spring ani en-
iarges Size portrait 10 a most hfelike
appearance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Strangers sometimes mildly wonder
What newspapers or sheets 81 blank
paper are tied on the Windows 0f ball
colies Of certain houses ior. a sheet
q rapee thus arranged is assign mean
iug that there are rooms TO iet ia the
house % which it IS displayed. and b.
inst as significant in iis import as
tares eo'dtn taiIsoFer paunbrokefs
shop ore "a 0ihef countries NeSicsn
Herald.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

she-"Why is ii. / wonder. Shat a
bird never uses the same nest trri
years in successiong Il very freqatlfv
happens that one Of las years nests b
inst as COED as new
He-"Oh. ] guess birds are ike
women, in one way
She'd like e know nov Won
draw the connection
He-"Weil I never see rou uear-
ing one q your last years hats.
although some 81 them must he about
ae good as new. Chicago Views.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Father lpoinhng 70 the skyl--
That's the milkyway. Willie
Willie latter a moments silence
''After they got the COWS way up there
what'd they let them kick their milk
over for, papaT'-Judge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Mrs Gagsmilh What is the matf
ter. Penningtonf You look worried. y
Pennington Gagsmith q ioke-uriierl.
-''i am, my dear I have here al ex-
cellent Joke without a point. and q
hrst-rate point without q Joke. and io
save my life I can't gei cm io form a
partnership Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Mr.. Sprocket "PshaWi you cant
even tell me the position Of the crank
on a tandem bicycle
Mrs. sprocket-''i can II you tell
me where you usually sit ~ lonkers
Statesman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

One Of Bostons witty men observed
the other night, when a young vocalist
pleaded she was too hoarse 10 sing
"Wcll, we have about everything
horseless now but you singers. ~
Boston Herald.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

The Sweet Young Thing -''i love 90
read Of those dear daring explorers in
the Arctic. but should think sealing
iceDergs all the time would become
monolonous
The Savage Bachelor Part Of iho
time they were scaling lsh India
napolis journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

casi Hsr Maiden vote ai uie Ace Of los.
e Aunt Deborah d King. aged l03
years. ard living 81 Young Hickory.
Ohio. walked several blocks the other
day g. east her fret vote for school d.
rector She enjoyed the experience
greatly and promised to Fofe again
next year Ciereland Plain Dealer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

elm Berlin there's one bicycle %
every twenty Eve persons.
That's an right. any kind 81 a
rider can easily run over tventy-four
persons. -CLicago Record
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1901-03-05

Jules Suppose y0u heard
Waveey's insoiyeuts
Yenus-'fNo. What svamped hims'
Jules "Millinsrs bills He mar
ried the two headed girl Tit. Bita.