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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18
A Fetv Peculiar Named,

English proper names are often
snare to the unwary. In Germany and
on the continent generally business
education is not complete without
training in their pronunciation. 1t
was from German officer that the
writer first learned the correct sound
Of many of the names which follow.
As all of them occur in English his
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

valuable. repacked everything neatly
and quietly went their way, expressing
their regret at giving us any trouble"
While the bandits were searching
her luggage she told them that she was
a missionary and. to her great surprise,
they at once became less boisterous in
their manner.
Another experience she had was
rather alarming. This, too, was in the
mountains. After a long journey she
reached little hut, in which she took
refuge. During the night she was
aroused out of sound sleep. Foot
steps were heard on the floor and a
hand passed over her face. Evidently
she was not the person for whom the
brigand was seeking, and he left with
out giving her any further annoyance.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

Sir Henry Irving has Always about
him both at the theater and at Nome
a great number of pairs of spectacles.
He Is always losing or mislaying a
pair and SO believes that he should
have another pair at hand. Conse-
quently he has At his theater some
sixty of them,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

lous matters between the President
and his wife. They do belong to diff
ferent churches, but that is matter
of hereditary association. writes a
Washington correspondent. The Pres
ldent belonged to the Dutch Reformed
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

The western mosquitoes don't APP
pear to have heard of kerosene. They
bite oil magnates as freely as anybody
else.-Kansas City Journal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

Roosevelt are not at all apart in their
general religious views, and they fire.
quently attend church together. AS
the result of early training they have
retained their original church member
ship.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

Miss Stone Of the Woman's Board of
Missions. lately abducted by Bulgarian
brigands. had two very similar excit-
ing experiences some years ago with
bandits in the mountainous region of
Turkey. She never before was cap
knew not how to account for one es-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18
DANIEL RAY.

Washington, D. c. One of the sons
lives in Chicago, another in Detroit,
and third in Grand Rapids, Mich.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1901-10-18

cape she had on any other ground than
she was considered too. poor to be a
good catch"
ut was in wild mountain pass"
she said, in speaking Of it afterward.
Il was halted by a band who offered
me no violence. They ransacked our
baggage. but finding we had nothing
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04

mutton, veal and ice. Mr.. Grant
will be the resident manager. They
will be heartily welcomed, and will,
we believe, be given such substan-
tial support that tho business will
become permanently established.
Mr.. Henry Daniels, young ear
penter AT work upon MeSsrS StcWert
d FlOyd'S store. met with Il very
painful and dangerous accident II
few days ago. He was ut work on
the ground by the side Of the build
ing and was m a STOPPING position
when he WAS struck on the back Of
the head by piece OF timb II that
fell from several feet above. The
blow was d heavy one a2d rendered
him unconscious for S-N cral min
uteS. BY almost IL miracle the
Saull was not fractured, and the
young man il recovering. This is
the third or fourth accident AmcnG
the workman within about month.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04
An Ordinance
TO PREVENT NUISANCE THE
TOWN OF kINGSTREE.

Be it ordained BY the Intendant and
NardrnS of the Town of kingStrce, in
council assembled,
/. That no privy shall he erected or
kept Within the corporate limits cf
the town Of Kingst"cc at such laCcS
or in such condition rs to be nui-
Sance or deletcriOuS 10 the health Of
the inhabitants OF the town.
>. That all pr>vics shall be cleaned
ont at least twice Z month. commence
ing on the 18th dav Of April ard end
ing OH the first day # December in
each year, and at the same time proper
diSiufcctantS used.
3 That tor each and cvcry violation
OF this ordinance the offender. o. Of
Tenders. shall on conviction thereof be
liable To Il fine not exceeding 50 or be
confined on the chain gang for the fu.l
term OF - days.
Ratified this 3! day of April, 1901,
" H. KENNEDY.
lntrndant.
VI. Il. LEVIN. CLERK and Treas.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04
GEORGETOWN Z Hs5i5IB RGHI30d 70.
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.

Time table in effect January !, l0Ol.
WESTN ARD
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04
\ RAGING, ROARING FLOOD

Washed dow q telegraph line which
ChaS. G.. Ellis. Of Lisbon, Ia, had TO
repair. Standing waist deep in icy
water" he writes. gave me 4 terrible
cold and cough. 1t grew wCrse daily.
Finally the best doctors in Oakland,
Ncb., Sioux City and Omaha said | had
consumption ani could not live. Then
| began using DR.. king'a New Dis
covery and was wholly cured by six
bottles Positively guaranteed for
coughs, colds and al! throat and lung
troubles ~ Wallace & johnson. Price
SOC and 81. 90.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04
An Ordinance

BE il ordained by the intendant and
wardenS Of the Town of NingStrcc,
/. That on and after the lSt day Of
May. y. y. 1901, al! owners or tenants
of lots within the cooperate limits Of
the town Of king.trrr lie and are
hereby prohibited from kc"ping or
maintain u any hog. withih the laid
t""n. eX, ep' ay >nvcial permit f."m
council. To be granted Only "n the rc-
comTrmda,iom "f tn- Board OF Health.
3. For evrry Violation CT this ord
nance I'll" party. "r parties. 81 offend
Ing shall be Iiabln on convlcti n to Il
fin not exceeding $50 or 30 days CON
tincmcnt on the chain gang.
l;atiiicd liLS third DAY Of April 1901.
". W. KENNEDY,
In rhduEt.
NJ. l. LEVIN, Cl rh and Treas.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04
HE KEPT HIS LEG.

Twelve years 40 j. y. sullivan. OF
Hartford. Conn scratched his 'cG with
Il rhSty wire } or two Yea he suffer-
eG int ,n$elv. Then tho best doctors
II Jcd am?u'alion, but" he writes, Il
Us Il on bott!" OF Z 3clric B.t-ers an
/ ~ bcXeS Cf Burk!cn s Africa Salre
and niy lcI was sound and well as
ever" For Cr.;pttonS, eczema, 'et:er,
salt rheH.n. S,rrS AMI AL blood dlsur-
de-, E.ectr.G Ri:tvrs has Il" rival OH
carth Try thrm. Wallace & johnson
Will guarantee satisfaction Or refund
money. Cnly 30 cents.
JOB COULDN'T HAVE STOOD IT.
II he'd had itching pi!e-. They
terribly annoy ing; but Bncklrn's Ar
MICA Salre vii! cure the worst Gaze Of
piles on earth. 1t has cured thousands.
For injuries. pains or bodily eruptions
it : the best >alve III the world Price
9lr box. Care guaranteed; sold by
Wallace IL J0i nson.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-04-04

Connections made ar Lanes with Al
lantic Coast Line trains aud al Gcorge-
town with ali steamers on Pee Dee,
Black and Warcamaw rivers, includ-
irg service between Georgetown and
he celebrated summer resort, pawlry :
IStand.
4. b. +. HARRIS. Acting Supt.
W. L. Buie, Gen. Pass. Age vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
HYDE PARK,

Additional Hyde Park news on
page three.
Homer Calkins has graduated from
Curriers' livery.
A. H. Keller is setting up furnace
in st. Teresa's church.
Mrs. VIM. Thorpe has been quite i'll
for several days with an attack of the
grip.
DR.. A. NJ. Goddard and wife of
Albany spent Sunday here with rela-
tives.
W. f. Benson, the hustler of the
Pike & Benson firm of Stowe, was in
town a short time Monday.
For late Chicago papers we ac-
knowledge indebtedness to Isaac G.
Vaughan who is spending the winter
there.
New England telephones have been
placed in the residences of Glenn A.
wilkins, f. L. Lilley and r. W. HUI
burd.
Advertised letters-Mrs. Lidie Ann
Bell, Cordelia M. Smith, Mrs. Elva M.
Whitney, Nelson Denino, G. b. Har-
vey, Ameder Merrow, M. D., Jim Nc.
Lain, John McElroy, Jr., Henry M.
Murphy, L. N. Sheperd, Marshal Sui
ham, Edwin l.. Sabin.
Postmaster Cheney of Stowe, had
business with the Probate Court last
Friday. ebert" has considerable tC
do with settling estates of parties in
his town. Thoroughly conscientious
and level-headed he always acts
wisely and satisfactorily with al
cases with which he becomes inter
ested.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11

A pretty wedding occurred at the
home of Mrs. W. f. Whipple yester-
day afternoon, when Miss Mable Car
penter of EImore was united in
marriage to Charles Dodge OF this
town. Bert Potter and Miss Ethel
Guyer of this town stood up with the
happy couple and the ceremony was
performed by Rev. M. S. Eddy. Both
parties are we'll and very favorably
known here and are former students
of Peoples Academy, the bride being
a graduate in the class of1901. Alter
a short wedding tour they will return
TO Elmore, where it is understood
they will reside.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
BUSINESS NOTICES.
MILLINERY at half price at Mss MooDY's.


WANTED Stove wood, green or dry, in ex-
change for dental work. DR.. j. A. ROBINSON,
s Portland St, Morrisyille, vt.
WANTED:-A competent reliable girl to
work in family of five. Must be . good cook.
Mrs. W. s. CHENEY, MorrisvIe.
D. B. HILL, V. s., cures chronic ailments of
all kinds on the horse. Satisfaction guar
teed. Jeffersonvle, vt.
LOST Coon skin gauntlet et>~glove,
where between MoTrisville Corners and MYTHS
vile. Finder return to.Dr. Bates and feceive
reward.
BARRELS WANTED Will pay ten cents
each delivered at Hyde PARK, for either -four
or sugar barrels; one head or two.
c. S. PAGE.
To RENT :-Roqm on south side of my store
on Portland&S It to let. | have a sleigh to
sell. CaAtf6n wood
0 D. MATTHEWS, Morrisville.
= BARGAIN TABLE :-Emb broidery silks, doiles,
linen floss, crochet hooks white saxony yarn,
knitting silk, etc. etc.
MISS MooDY Maine st. Morrisville, Vt.
WANTED -Four good heavy teams to draw
logs to my mill in Sterling. Can draw by the
thousand or will hire by the day.
Wv. PECK, Morristown, vt.
sLEIGHs. Blankets, Robes and Harnesses
Have a large line of each. Purchase of me
and save money. Horse powers and saw rigs
on hand. S. B. WAITE, Hyde Park.
DRESSED Pics WANTED:-I want each week
until further notice twenty-five Nice Well
Dressed Fat Pigs. Will pay $6 so per 100 lbs.
H. WAITE & SON, Morrisville
Wanted General work by the hour, day
or week Plain sewing and washings done at
home Cali or address, MRS. |. A. JOHNSON, =,
No. 10 High St., Morrisville.
Stoves We are having a big trade on
stoves these days; better secure one while we
have good assortment.
WILSON & WAITE STOVE Co.
CALL AND SEE the best Sleigh on the market
for $25 Portland style, tapestry carpet.
nickel arm and dash rail, removable trimming
F. r. CHILD. HYDE Park
LOOK AT THIS Buy, sell or exchange real
estate call and will tell you the rest. Can
bel found at the Randall
O. D. CHoATE & Co., MorrisvilIe.
BRING Your POULTRY: Monday p. m. or
early Tuesday morning, Dec. 16., so we can
ship On the butter train We want all we can
get for Christmas trade. II. WAITE & Son.
For SALE Pure White Plymouth Rock
Cockrels at $1.00 each. Also some second.
hand Logging Sleds and Harness, and a nice
matched pair of 3-vear old Steers.
W. $. NEwCoMB, Cady's Falls, Vt.
FOUND At E. G Wilson's Furniture Store
MorrisvIlle Handsome Rugs Carpets. Tables
Sideboards, Hassocks, Mirrors, Fancy Chairs,
India Seats, Couches, Musical Instruments
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
Resignation of Rev. C. N. Kellogg.

Last Sunday morning Rev. G. N.
Kellogg, pastor of the Cong'l church
here, surprised his congregation by
reading his resignation, to take effect
the first of next May. Mr.. Kellogg
completed seven years of service here
the first of this month, and to say
that it has been a faithful, conscien-
tious service voices the sentiments of
the whole parish. As a preacher Rev.
Mr.. Kellogg ranks with the ablest in
Vermont and as citizen has a warm
place in the hearts of the entire com
munity. During his residence here
MIR. Kellogg has taken a lively inter-
est in the affairs of the town and has
done much in behalf of good citiz IN
ship in this vicinity. His resignation
is printed in full herewith:
My DEAR PARIsHIoNERs:-
Dear to me by the many memories
and associations of the years during
which we have lived and labored to-
gether as becOmeth servants of our
Lord; sharing our mutual burdens
and enduring our mutual short-com-
ings.
For some time | have felt that a
severance of our relations az pastor
and people would be to our mutual
advantage. | should have resie ned
some months ago had not circum-
stances, over which had no control
constrained me to delay, and | now,
for reasons which make it imprudent
not to say impossible for me to con-
template removal before warm and
settled weather shall have returned,
ask that this, my resignation may
take effect on the first of next May.
[ present this letter at this time,
first, because it is the first con-
venient season for doing so after
the completion of my seventh year OF
service as your pastor; second that
being advised of my wish before the
opening of another calander year
you NAV be better able to shape
your plans for the future.
Be assured that | fully appreciate
your unfailing kindness to re and
mine; and | tender my sincerest
thanks to you one and all. What,
ever my shortcomings, known to
myself quite as well and as sor,
rowfully as to any of you, can say
with a good conscience, that have
ever striven in singleness of heart, to
give you the best service of which
am capable, and | shall continue to
do so during the remainder of my
/ stag among you. r. r. - -
Again thanking you for your kind
ness and affection, and wishing you
abundant prosperity, the choicest
blessings of Heaven, the benedictior
of the Divine Spirit, am most sin
cerely your servant in Christ.
G. n. KELLOGG.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
J. M. Warner Post EIect Officers.

At the meeting of the j. M. Warner
Post last Saturday night the annual
election OF officers occurred and re-
suited as follows:
Commander, A. f. Whitney; s. V.
Com, l.. M. Mayott; j. ". Com, G.
A. Sanders; Adjutant, A. A. Niles
Quartermaster, Wm. McCIintock ;
Surgeon, M. G. Mower; Chaplain, Aus
tin wilkins, Cadys Falls; Officer oI
Ithe Day, S. D. Luce; Officer of the
Guard, H. H. Goodell; Sergt. Major
Frank Ken6eld; Quartermaster
hSergt., Geo. A. Cheney; Delegate
Leonard NJ. Mayott; Alternate G. A
] Sanders.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
Academy Notes.

Eddie Corbett of Pleasant Valley has en-
tered the l.. G. A.
The foot ball team had their picture taken
last week by Bentley
Florence Rooney, who was in school here
last year, has returned to tne L. c. A.
At a meeting of the Athletic Association on
Dec. Will McGnnis was elected captain of
the base ball team for 1902.
The names on the honor list for the fall
term are: Reba Noyes, Lillian Bassett, Hell
on Mcfarland, and Lillian McGinnis.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
An ENJOYABLE Meeting.

Last Saturday afternoon the Wo-
mans Club met, by invitation, at the
home of Mrs. Gleed; the usual pro-
gram was carried out. An interest
ing paper on the History ofthe Pres
ent Government of Holland" was
read by Mrs. j. A. Robinson. The
regular meeting was followed by q
short time spent socially, during
which refreshments were served. The
afternoon was much enjoyed by all
present. The next meeting will be
held as usual at the Library and all
members are requested to be present,
as important amendments to the
constitution are to be considered.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11

W. W. Delano, who recently pur-
chased the tea route of Clarence
Thomas, has engaged Frank Cram
to work for him four days in each
week. Mr. Cram will make the out of
town trips. Mr.. Delano will take pos
session of the business the 18th of
this month and will give his entire
attention to the same. He has
had a large business experience and
we bespeak for him good patronage.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
BUSINESS CARDS.

GEO. t. STEVENSON, y. v. s.
VETERINARY SURGEON. Graduate of
v McGin University, 49, Late veteri-
nary Lieut. Canadian forces in South Africa.
9fice HOtel Lamoile and at McCuin g. hunt's
livery stable. Telephone connection All
calls attended promptly. YIN
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
LOCAL NEWS
MoRRISVILL-E.

Have you noticed the artistic signs
on Earle's door,?
Luther Davis and Frank Marion of
Waterbury spent Sunday here.
Just notice that the News and Citi-
zen has ten pages this week. Nuf ced.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
Oldest Person in Town Dead.

Mrs. Sarah Maxfeld, aged 96, died
Saturday morning last of apoplexy,
at the home of her daughter Mrs. W.
F. Griswod She was as we'll as usual
the day before, retiring in good
health. la the early morning she
was found in bed, breathed a few
times and was dead. Mrs Maxfield
was born in johnson in 1906 and
was daughter of Josiah Jones, who
located 10 Johnson over one hundred
years ago, clearing the Prindle farm
on the river road. There was large
family of children, fourteen, of which
but one, Mrs. Alex Slcer of Norris
town, is nov the only survivor. For
her first husband she married Russell
Tuttle of Johnson and then while
living in New Hampshire married
Geo. Maxfield. They located in Hyde
Park So years ago. Mr.. Max6eld
died "a years ago, since which time
the widow has made her home with
her children, which are Mrs. W. f.
Griswold, Mrs. j. D, Button and W.
&c. Maxfield. Mrs. Maxfeld had a
remarkably retentive memory and
her accounts of the experiences of her
early DAYS we're decidedly interesting.
OF late years she has been living with
her daughter, Mrs Griswold, in which
household four generations were rep
resented. The funeral took place
Monday afternoon and was largely
attended, Rev. Mr.. Gregory of North
Hyde Park, officiated. The burial
was at the above place.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
DIR "A. MINOTT.
f. H, M,FARLAND.

NKILEAGE BOOKS on all principal roads
IVA sold, rented or exchanged. Call on or
address f. H. MCFARLAND,
Hotel Phoenix. HYDE PARK, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
MATTER r. MESSER.

sxwsA> OCULIST and Specialist In lenses for
MzS&N defective eyes. Office Wilder store,
~SgTS Main Street, Morrisville, vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
III, j. LHLEY q co.

'DRACTICAL UNDERTAKERS. Embalm-
ing a speciality. Telephone connection.
Hyde Park, vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11

A- This blue X means that your
subscription eTpireS 1Otth this
number, and that no more papers
qCiU be sent goa unless y0otr sub
scriptiOn Is renelUed. RenelU Gt
once so as to receiUe nert issue Of
DdDeT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11
0. l. WOODS,
NORRIS Vile.
FOR SALE.
FARMERS EXCAAN iE

Reduction on all goods for next 80
days. Nice Cheese lac, best Oil
I2c, all kings of Spices for &C, and
everything in t be grocery line at
proportiohally l5w prices.
Gloves, Mittens, Overshoes, Rub
bers, etc, at prices that make Gus
toners. We deliver goods to any
part of the village.
n. E. ESO WIEN,
MORRISVILLE.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11

Mrs. G. NJ. Powers visited her par3
ents in Burlington several days last
week.
Mrs. II. c. Fisk has hsS0 onhned
to the house by iIlnsNfor> the past
week. ~
Mrs. NeIn Fobs and daughter
are visi - week at the home of
NJ ~, Cram.
Hyd Bentley has been confined to
Y house for several days, suffering
Grnrn tho nff ,ntc of tho rrrin
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1901-12-11

WANTED Stove wood, green or dry, in ex-
change for dental work. DR.. j. A. ROBINSON,
s Portland St, Morrisyille, vt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-10-22

City Ticket Office, Gil Main street
Telephone AGO.
Passenger Depot, Foot Of Second
street. Telephone 40S.


Time Table in Effect April 30. 1901.
Leaves for Arrive from
La Crosse, Winona, st. Paul, Mime
apolis and the Northwest.
III ( %. M. Daily. -. $3.50 a. m.
4.35 a. M Daily, ex. Sun. 3:44 p. m.
La Crosse and intermediate points.
Il $50 D. M. Daily, ex. Sun 1915 p. IN.
Chicago and Eastern Connections.
3.O2 a me-. Daily .....12:37 a m
3:O5 .. m. Daily, ex. Sun. 5:06 a. IN.
Clinton. Moline, Rock Island, Dayen-
port, st. Louis, Southern and
Western Connections.
a.oS .. m. Daily, ex. Sun. 1850 a. m.
a.O2 a. M. DAILY. ..12:37 a. m.
Train leaving 1928 p. m. passes
Through Clinton at 5:35 D. m; Daven-
MORT. GAS p. m; Rock Island, TOO
y. M, and arrives at st. Louis at $40
q. m.
For information about rates, tick.
ia. through car arrangements, bag.
age. etc., call on or address
\. DIEFENDERFER,
General Agent
II. w. UTTLEY,
City Passenger Agent
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-10-22

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ned i~treiten. Ginen anitdnbigen
Menl9en ertennt man bod baran,
bab er Elm unredt einiiebt!"
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(Ius einem 3eitunssrpman): ,gls
rira, tpie f0nnen sic mir cine iol4e
GrduIomteit %autrauen, rief Der 9raf
entriiitet aus = glduben sic, i9 lei
elm Barber (8arbar) 2"
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anitatt INNER rlur gu betteln, sic
iinb bod elm 10 trdftiser Wann2"
8ettler: sd min anbern armsn
Seufsln ni4t bas 8rot fortnebmen."
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bat i'm Selbe gu iu9en9"
Beirut: vNidts."
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9eamter: vDie aft, SrGulein2"
Srdulein (5%Dgernb): sd babe adtz
sehn Wal meinen 9eburtstag se>
feisrt."
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Strip: n9as 1T cine Sortmunber
8ierbrauerei!"
llnteroffisier (na9 einem @efe6i
in gbina): rWenn friiber NAL ariea
mar unb me S6la6t porbei, famer
bic WaGtiiren unb fiibrten einen in
Die Walband pber ipnft ip'n Sinsel=
tansel! Seitbem SIR S9afstOppe
aber bet's MilitGr feb, trdu'n ii6 bic
MGAens natiirli6 MIDI msbr 'ran!"
No.. Nun, Serr Baron, i9 tperbs
Sbnen Sbre S9ulben erlafsn!"
.l1niinn, aapalier be3ablt feline
S4uloen auf 9eler unb pfennis,
pumpen Sic mir lieber mod 300
Marf!"
4rat: vSie baben elm i9lei6ent
2eioen! Was BADEN Sic benin fir eineu
9eruf2"
patient: sd bin 2otomotipfii6rer
Bel Der Setunbdrbabn."
llnteroffiaier (su einem Solbater,
Der berbubt Ieinen abgegangenen Obs
fab betra9tst): Stein sic ni9t ID
perbuBt oa, ipie Der ielise 3eus, ber
ncd INNER erit rlpas tbun9" ipra4!"
Die Gompasnie mar ansetreten
gum Su6appen ba am nG9iten Sage
9eiidtiguns Dor benz Sberft mar,
Der Selbnebel betrd6tete ii6 isber
ein5elnen Mann, blisb plDslid DO,
eiEem Retruten iteben, inbsm sr iagt:
r8erl, LAB Did r%aiirsn, 0u fisbit aus,
als bdtteft Du cine Spielboienpalse
peridludt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1901-10-22

unteroffiaier (su einem Solbaten,
Der perouBt ieinen abgegangenen abs
fab betrahtet): Stein sic ni6t 10
perbuBt oa, pie Der felise 3eus, Der
nc4 INNER erit rtpas tbun2" ipra4!"