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Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
THE HOME GOLD CUBE.
An Ingenious Treatment ny
Drunkards are Beine cured Daily
In spite Of Themselves.
No NOxiOus Doses NO We"Ne"s W
the Nerves. A Pleasant an" r""
tttye Cure for the Liquor hao''

IT. ia now generally known and IN
derstooi that Drunkenness IS uis,
ease and not weakness. body rllsu
with poison, and nerves conpisVely
shattered by periodical or constant Use
of Intoxicating liquors, requires an au
tidote capable Of neutralizing anu
eradicatirg this poison, and DESTROY
inf the craving for inUXicants., oul.
ferers NAV now cure themselves al
home without publicity or loss OF time
from business by this wonueriul
HOME GOLD CURE" which has
been perfected after many years OF close
study and treatment OF lnebrlatps' 'pe
faithful use according to directions or
this wnnderful discovery is posltiVeiy
Guaranteed to cure the most obstinate
case. no matter how hard dripKer.
Our records show the marvellous trans
formation of thousands of Drunkards
into sober. industrious and uprlgue
men. ,-,p,Nnc,
CHILDREN CURE YOUR FAITH
ERSl, This remedy is no sense Gos
trum but is a specific for this dlsease
onl,. and is so skillfully devised ara
nrenared that it is thoroughly soluble
and nleasant to the taste, so tnaI IL
eau be given in cup of tea or coi ee
without the knowledge OF the person
taking it. Thousands of Drunkarns
have cured themselves with this price
less remedy, and as many more nave
hsen cured and made temperate men
Nv having the CURE" administered
by loving friends and relatives with
o 1T their knowledge in coffee or tea
and believe to-day that they diecon-
tiuued drinking of their own free VIII
DO NOT WAIT. Do not be delu1eo
nv apparent and misleading Improve
meut." Drive out the disease for once .
and for all time The "HOME COLL
CURE" is sold at the extremely 10"
price of Ore Dollar, thus placing with
IN reach If everybody treatment more
elfectual than others costing so to 500
Full directions accompany tach pack!
age, Special advice by skilled .physi
clans when requested without extra
charge Sent prepaid to any part o.
the world on receipt OF One Dcllar:
Address Dent E 206 EDWIN b. GILES
& COMPANY, $3.50 and 1882 Market
Street, Philadelphia.
All correspondence strictly conhoeo
tial.
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
The Vaudeville.

The stage attractions, which have
come to be such an important feature
of the fair, were more ysrled ara OF
a higher class than ever this year.
Gormau's Imperial Japanese troupe
gave remarkable exhibitions OF bal
sncing. juggling and aerial susperr :
sior., and applause CRESTED their
every appearance. The Brothers La
Noles we're exceedingly good IN double
trapeze acts; the Sellers vera clover
pymnasts and Month a remarkable
e1uilibrist. Reefs acrobetir bull
terriers we're a decided novelty and
their clever work was highly appre-
ciated.
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
SHEEP AND SWINE.
Good Quality OF EI hihits In Bot" I"e''
Dspa rtmsnts-Bradiey Nswe'fs "e
shires a Feature.


D,par,ments-B bradley NsweiPs herh-
shirss a Feature.
James 3 Palmer OF Jawett CITY,
Conn. was one OF the largest eXhin-
TORS of she his flock numbering Al,
among which we're imported Dorsels
and Lincolns and some eSceilenl
Shropshires, Southdowrs, Cashmeres
and Hsmpshiredowns aud Mentlos'
b b Morrill, of Stanstead, I ~ was
another large exhibitor ard his noe.
contained some unusually good speci
mems of Southdowns and OSioru
Downs.
JIG Stafford Of Brattleboro was on
hand with a flock of Is Southdowns,
I DS Pratt Of Brattleboro eXhioiteo
his flock OF thoroughbred Southdowns.
W W Ball of Winchester, N IL, was
an exhibitor of grade Shropshlres
from the stock of the Moody farm IN
Mortified .
The standard 10 this department
was equalled 10 quality and quantity
by this years exhibits. among 'ne
largest of which was that OF y 1
BECK a. Sons who showed 20 Shrop,,
shires of the very best bl BOD. Cottreii
Iirothers exhibited nine eScellsnl
Southdown and three Shropsnltfr'
and w II Neal of Meredith, n H.
showed flock Of ID SouthdoTns,
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
VOL. XVI. NO. IS.
animals wero bred in Callorp,a :,
were bought by Mr. Lastweo9 "'


The area devoted to the dram.
con tests was thu center a attract.
for between 1000 and 1900 peorl .' W
day Wednesday, These tests /" ~ !,
strength are Of great interest !, ~ y
farmers and he excitement in .o W.
OF the classes ran high, In tho cI., '
for oxen weighing 1900 pounds nv
less 4 lngraham Of Guilford step,. ~.
first honors, his yoke drawing ;,S
rounds. w f Hubbard Of Hslifay -.
second, moving 5l05 pounds and B,D',
& Sons third, 1915 pound. Fot o,.'
weighing less than 5000 J II Dol,.
of Aehutlot, n n, drew 1880 pourG
and 4 | Benson 1850. The i060 rI,a
was won by Breck & Sor,, their ,oL,
stirring the enormous weight ci i.;c.
L Dennison OF Ashuelot second ~
hounds ! and + | Benson third ;F;
pounds. The free for all class "a,
also uon by Breck's cattle by d,,v
of TIP pounds pounds Frank IohbS,
Of Claremont being second With 1Gi?K
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
THE USUAL BENCH SHOW

A Few Good Dogs ana MANY
Evans Brothers Exhi"" v.,-
E,.,ure-In,.rsstina displays
p,.n uarss and Rocky mo""'"'"
rO6
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28

Richardson * Co showed ~" q, b nias
shire soss, one with litter OF p LSni
.~n Chester White sows and foian'
China boar. , o,so .ybib.
;.o ahe e;aht mems OF English Berksh res
ltea s o,s". Of Ohio Improved Chester
anu Thomas S1n o Taylor OF Antrim \ Ha u.
,hansd several pens Of Jersey heus
which attracted not alitt'e attention.
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
SWINE.

In the swine Bradley Newell OF
Rowe, Mass, was easily the largest
exhibitor and his registered berk-
shlres we're good enough to stand ID
any competition. Mr. Newell Is one
of the foremost breeders OF Berk /.
shiies in New Euglsnd and * 10
safe to say that his stock stands az
the lead with the exception of that or
the Hood Farm from which MI Ne"eil
bought his first animals. Mr. New
elps exhibit is headed by the two
year old boar, Ben LougfelioT,
which weighs 800 pounds and is
without doubt the longest boar ever
bred Then there is King Pippln,
%, from imported stock, Mascot, a
yesrling which has never been
nesten, Royal Beauty, a SOW when
is said to score as near 100 as any so"
ever raised, and Lady Les, prize
winner, with a litter Of IL pigs. Mr.
Newell has shown this season at the
Cambridge, N Y, fair the Vermont
state fair and the fair at Greenfield,
and has taken the hrst and second
premiums at all three places.
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28

From the city OF Mexico comes report
that the cotton manufacturing industry Is de-
pressed in that country As well as in the Unit
ed States.
Semi-weekly Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1897-1901, 1901-09-28
Weak?

No matter how long you
have been i'll, nor how poorly
you may be today, Ayers
Sarsaparilla is the best medi-
cine you can take for puri-
fying and enriching the blood.
Put your whole trust in it.
81 All druggists &c. AVER CO., Lowell Mass.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23
POETRY AND SCIENCE.

Blank Verse Description of the Subtle
Fluid.
Philosophers and physicists are COM
monty supposed to be too deeply en-
crossed in dry facts and figures to have
time for the poetical Interpretation Of
science, but the definition of electricity
given to an inquiring young woman
by the late Calico Ferraris is direct
contradiction of this. To her question
he answered.:
"Since Maxwell has demonstrated
that the vibrations of light might con-
sist of periodical changes of electro
magnetic forces, and as Hertz has Civ
en- Maxwell's theory an experimental
basis with his proof of the similarity
existing between electromagnetic
waves and light waves, the belief be-
comes more and more firmly estab-
lished that this light-conveying ether
and the medium in which the electric
and magnetic forces act are identical.
Therefore I may we'll reply to the
question, o studious and charming
maiden, What is electricity?' that It
is not only the fearful agent which at
times lights up the heavens suddenly
and startles the soul with its loud
clapping of thunder, but also the life
giving and life-awakening cause which
as light and heat, brings forth the
magic color and the breath of life.
which transmits to thy heart the pull
sations of the universe and awakena
in thy soul the charm Of glance and
smiles"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23
WHEN THE COURT LAUGHED.

From the London Tit-Bits: Coun-
sell insist on an answer to my
question. You have not told me all
the conversation. I want to know ev-
erything that passed between you and
Mr.. Jones on the occasion to which
you refer"
Reluctant witness-"Ive told you
everything of any consequence"
you have told me that you said to
him: Jones, this case will get into
the court some day. Now, I want to
know what he said In reply
well, he said, Brown, there isn't
any thing in this business that I'm
ashamed of, and if any snoopin', little.
yee-hawin', four-by six, gimlet-eyed
lawyer, with half a pound of brains
and sixteen pounds of jaw, ever wants
to know what I've been talking to you
about, you can tell him the whole
story"
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The 4 4 il.
SOME 1000 . OH r, oRloIItkI
AiS 6 IA l II = kstrEEf Sll5
ii BOSTON NAN LEARrs.


Archibald Belden OF Boston recently
came down to New York On visit.
There was. Of course, nothing that
New York could teach him. aimee be
was from Boston, but he makes It !
practice Of visiting the second city Of
the Union once or twice . year, Just to
see how far behind the times It is.zlia
the present occasion, the day after hls
arrival. Mr.. Belden happened to be in
the Manhattan Hotel, when he ran
across an old friend in the lobby. They
shook hands, and the New Yorker In
vited him to have a drink. 81
well. what shall it be?-a Manhat-
tan cocktail?"
Belden agreed, and they had two
cocktails. and then two more on him.
Several days later the two friends
again met in front OF a downtown
hotel.
Hello. Dick" cried the Bostonian,
come on up to the Manhattan Hotel
with me and we'll have another one Of
those Manhattan cocktails"
"Why, what's the use of that? We
can go right in here and get them just
as WE'LL
"What?" cried Belden,, Gin here?
Why, I've been going all the way up
town every day to the Manhattan Ho-
tel to get ne."-New York Times.
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DON'T None,

"The worst possible thing for man
to do when cares Cypress him." said
Mr.. Gratebar, sis to nope; to sit down
and think it over. If there is any
thing on earth that will mildew a man
and make him good for nothing, that's
it. What he wants is activity; to keep
moving. # he can't work, or thinks
he can't, let him get out and take q
walk, and start his circulation. It's
amazing what a little fresh air and ex-
ercise will do for man. Keep NOV
ing, and the first thing you know you'll
find yourself whistling, or humming q
tune, and then you laugh to yourself q
little and 80 back and 80. to work. !"
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-
Il
. 3 sisra Sn IN y
c 4 I,
[midd IssS Err 1obrs axd mon IN
Ep0st poned III ~ III Sicx h 81, tach q.
[tordomcoiae nefsSS r Z; sv ,N,,,ai m. nj.
|klcs cf tho & III b 20 4. not
good for IA n or .. ..ls,,
Indeed. ii H. ~, n q h.t ~.
solitude to IS si,nc =. -,
be either IL m p. sisvli M go. ..,,,
perhaps mainly ~
81 isolation. ana VIZ M q 49,, 49,,
now no 4 concern. Thara1 ~ .,s.rtai a
physical lila. how az.
the least ~ ons Stha y, 80, q
loneliness. OF theaa thera II 49, 49,. !.
clerk In Lon don nnanv svn.,,r,..:, ~
Yister. risine 3 narhana - - h, a.
enough risen: INV 4 hnatnas. - p.
Journalist. who viii nav that na,a RI I'm.
most irving faat,ra. 81 M.
HE il to have Is AT afn,,a, as ~ !.
premature ifysue i. q TIA ces,sr th,ry
ever takes him Is IN Tnnef,icsr ,r,an,
There are some few hann,lv diano,a.ad
tndividuals who can tiina .,ona an,sf
not eat too fast nor too much nor. ~,
little. with the majority q !. dffrar-
isnt. The average MAJ, prts his mover
or IFS paper before MIN ana thinks.
that he will lengthen out the meal
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her. It was her wedding day, and
she was about to marry the handsome,
indifferent earl, who stood by her side.
All that had passed before seemed like
q dream. The sunshine had awakened
her There came confused vision of
maids in waiting, of silk and lace,
Jewels and flowers. She had heard her
own maid Amice say:
poor young lady, 1t is hard to have
neither mother nor sister!"
Lady Richie had swept into the room,
and had admired the beautiful we'd
ding dress. The only aensation that
Hildred had had was one of cold, sick
fa,ntness. When she was dressed her
father had kissed her and said:
You will make beautiful countess.
Mildred"
She had thought the morning might
bring her some token Of her lover q
note or present something to remind
her Of him; but It did not, and her
heart ndsgaye her sorely. Then, after
= iong drive. she found herself in the
fashionable church Of 81 Georges.
IIanDser Square. There was string
~ carriages outsdde: the church was
aerOwdsd With spectatceA
AanS9 ~ tiiarc, the odoe os
AoWsz the rustIs ~ silk, ne gIeaua-
slAg t1ns tie SHINING q irass gems,
~ whits-fo1bsd nainasts beSors
The ~. . I'll ~ her
80 raalis u - ~ I, -
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Ii Hildred va alone with Her hui =
Let laSt. Now surely he would
something to her speak TO her % thak
love that he must feea for her; ~
would not keep up the same indilSr-
ence now she was his wife. The words
that she thirsted for. that she lonSed
to hear, he would surely utter; sure
~ he would bend over her and II ny
something, were 1t only the two words
My wife, ~. t5ssi8 I II .SlIs
What were his first words She
had thought Of many things that he
might say to her-sweet, tender words;
the reality was far different. He
leaned back with an air Of utter weari-
ness.
II never remember to have found
time pass SO slowly in my life, !" he
said. "The sun is very warm-would
you like the carriage-hood raisedi"
She made no answer. He did not
even seem to notice 1t.
81 WISH" he said. some one would
bring in a bill for the abolition Owed
ding breakfasts
Her face flushed with anger.
He was so far from understanding
her that he laughed. The pain in her
face did not reach him.
do you like being on the sea at
night?" he inquired, after a long
pause.
IT hardly know my own likes and
dislikes yet" she replied. "Why do
you ask?"
Because the boat leaves Dover for
Calais about eleven, and thought we
would take it."
CAS- you please" she replied.
Her face was quite pale. her lips
were white and pressed firmly togeth-
er. In her heart was sense Of DESC
lation that words could not describe.
He wondered at her silence, her grav-
ity. 1t was the height Of the season
at Dover, and the band was playing on
the pier. He sat with his wife in the
'dining-room of the Lord Warden, when
he saw her suddenly start as though
she were frightened. She covered her
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23
OAK STUMP, AS a CANNON.

It Fired = Projeotils Through, . House
In RirminEham.
The residence of Coroner Paris In,
the southwestern part Of BirminghamI
Ala, was badly damaged yesterday
afternoon in most peculiar MANNER
a big hole being cut through one side
by shot from an old stump. During
the tornado which recently swept; the
south side of the city two huge trees
were blown down on the Paris place
and yesterday afternoon Coroner Paris
employed negro to remove the fallen
trees, which were 200 feet from the
house. The negro sawed the trees up
leaving the stumps cut OF short and
partly buried in the groundt One Of
these stumps, a big oak affair. leaned
over, pointing directly toward the
house. The negro wanted to, blow this
stump to pieces, and to- this end he
bored, a Pinch hole in It from the side
and then inserted a stick Of dynamite.
The hole was then closed up. and the
charge exploded. With the, explosion
Of the dynamite the heart Of the oak
stump, shot from its place Ikea can
non ball and few straight for the
house, striking it broadside. and, boring
\ huge hole through the wall. The
stump, was uninjured, except that the
heart was removed, and after the. ex-
plosion it stood pointing It's "muzzle''
at the house like huge piece, Oft artil-
lery. No one was hurt. the room in
which the oaken shot fell after passing
through the wall being unoccupiedi for
the moment.-Atlanta News.
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81 w
T. y a - "a b es lsss 4
u hSS e r
Ilhs = j ~ 1IlI wv
tishrs. q
4! sEtr y ass reached. III ln hS
gcal eGr1s 10 i y lIasSl
strest sid tho cond gsyS5
O don't want "a gstt Oit st thst
street sonly wanted ITO know sswhsrs
Sit was: 4 ~ tn the end of the line. q
s Then "a tho car started again, ~
looked down at the pup ana said, an
tones scf extreme a6sction: ..Thsss,
9dearie, there's ! where j your muddy
Nves!s s5Ssa $sss5
When he took HIS car insthe conduc-
tor would have resigned sif It had NOT
been Tor the entreaties Of the motoT-
man ndianapolis News.
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never,
.Exnlainn.l,IMno2 tfis |

GAP1dfHs 49,
"Why, when she takes the thermom-
eter from the hook her hands are so
cold that the mercury gets a chill and
falls down in a comatose condition,
and by the time she can bring her
nearsighted spectacles to bear on the
tube the freezing point is in sight.
'Fifty-three,' she said yesterday as she
stared at the thermometer. Isn't it
singular how the Imagination will af-
feet the human mind? Now, 1 don't
call that hot And it was actually
81 in the shade!H
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Ran Too, crest : Hazard

Al man boarded q Missouri Pacific.
train equipped with transportation,
which dad" Walsh, the conductor.
thought was, questionable The pas
senger refused to put up the cash. fare.
and Walsh called the porter and car,
rief him, from the train, depositing,
him on a truck on the station PLATFORM,
The man took 1t 80 nonchalantlN that.
it occurred to Walsh that he might be.
making a mistake. He accordingly.
went back to the passenger and toldl
kim he might get aboard again. All!
right" said the passenger. n didn't
get of the train and theoretically Inn
still riding. In the nature Of things: Il
cannot we'll board q train upon which
II am already riding. :" and he sat on the:
truck as obstinate as q mule. Walsh
|called the brakeman and porter anil
carried the man carefully onto the
train, put him in the seat i'm which ne.
had been riding before the cident 90
currsd and saved, his road g damage.
suit. Kansas City Star. .ss 8 VI,
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IHE QSORERS DAUGHT]
BY CHARLO T1E N. BRAEnE.
CHAPTER v1.-(Continued.)

CHAPTER VI.-(Continued.)
No laughing young sisters came to
6lk over the great event with her;
40 gentle, loving mother folded her in
her arms and prayed heaven to bless
Aer In her new life; no laughing,
bright, fond school friends were there
% companions; she was quite alone.
her heart aching and burning with q
new sense of desolation and loneli.
ness. Her wedding day! Her toilet
table was laden with jewels; her
nance had been lavish in his presents;
no dnchess had more elegant or costly
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS she would have
given all, she thought. for some one
70 love and comfort her. Her wedding
day! Yet he had not been; he had sent
40 note with the flowers, only his card
and his compliments; there was no
promise Of the love that was to come
after marriage, not one kindly word
TO allay her doubts or her fears.
There could be no picture more touch
ing than this of the lonely girl with
the flowers in her hand. She had
turned to them as she would have
turned to a living creature; her lover,
who ON the morrow was to be her hus-
band. had not been near, but he had
sent the flowers, and in her forlorn
fashion she had fancied she should
get some comfort from them.
But they revealed nothing to her.
The costly blossoms lay cold, fragrant,
without meaning. As she stood hold
ing them there came into her mind a
story she had read of young girl on
her wedding eva girl who had stolen
out In the sweet, soft starlight to meet
her lover by the garden gate. She
remembered that the story told how
the gallant young lover had kissed his
bride-kissed her lips and her hands,
calling her by every sweet name a
lover could invent-how they had
stood under the starlight amongst the
trees and the fowers-how full of
hope and happiness the young lover
went away. and was never seen again.
She thought of this story now. Her
tace flushed; her heart beat. She
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23
HER HEART ACHING.

dreamed how she would have liked to
steal out under the stars and hear her
handsome lover whisper sweet words
to her.
She was desolate and lonely. The
stars were shining, the wind was whis-
pering low-but no lover was near.
She held the flowers to her face.
Tell me, pretty blossoms" she said,
'have you no message from him
None? Then if in all this world one
sentiment is more false than another
It must surely be this:
There's nothing half so sweet in life
AS Loves young DREAM"
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Elattered.

Tramp-Them doughnuts was so
good. mum, fear can never again
eat ordinary grub.
Lady-Er, sit down there, just q
moment. I'll put you up nice lunch.
my man.
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why, Nora, what are you doing 2"
"oh, PLACE, ma'am, it's that we'll
groomed look I'm troyin' to get"
FORCE OF HART.

Mrs. Fussy-Now, when finish or
dering what want, please don't ask IL
there's anything else. # want any
thing I'll remember 1t without your
assistance. Do you understand?
= Grocer-Yes'm. Anything else7
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Why she Rejected Him.

Mrs. seeker-And so you have re-
fused Mr.. Jinks. thought you liked
him.
Miss Seeker did, but none of the
other girls seemed to care a bit for
him.
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CHAPTER VII.
r4+h1 81 ILDRED
RAN

SOME did not
seem to understand
either the day or
the. event until she
stood before the al
tar in st. Georges
Church. Then, with
a cold shock and
a cold dull pain,
the FULL realization
~ ~ oil oo~o -
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THOSE LUCKY BOsToN GIRLS.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer:
Miss Beenz never gets nervous about
tho heat"
But she's from Boston, you know
eyes, I fancisd SO. She scowled1 hor-,
ribly when ! Split an inay Ater-
GOV. But 'F's thai' on,
never n. hos sa1ly,
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LITTLE LAUGHS.
Well Namea.

Harry Say, she is your step-moth-
er, amt she?
Alice-I guess SO. Anyway, she
steps out and leaves me to work.
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Enterprise.

Miss City (entering small country
notion store, wherein was collected a
littleof everything)-Have you Blacks
In Silk Attire?"
Clerk-No. But here's one new
piece of Anderson Bingham. ma'am.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23

SollcltOu4.

Little Ethel guess you don't like
coffee, do you, Mr.. Smith?
Mr.. Smith-Why, yes, Ethel. I am
very fond of coffee.
Little Ethel-Well, you make such q
noise swallowing it that I thought it
hurt you.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-08-23
The Climax

Tommy You must be regular lady
killer. Mr.. Sappy.
Mr.. Sappy-Why do you think that
Tommy?
Tommy Well. Mabel said that after
you left last night she nearly died
laughing.