The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-06-28
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I'm an angler - Exchange.
Perhaps some contrast does MS good,
And makes existence snappy.
If no one had the blues, how could
We tell when we were happy?
Washington Star.
Rod fishing is the only sort your
true fisherman cares for" Just so.
There is mathematical proof that the
right kind Of an angle depends on
lines
They were discussing their marital
experiences. when | was married"
said the old lady, 81 was so unspeak-
ably happy that | almost cried myself
to death"
School friends meet in the French
capital. why, what are you doing in
PARISH Spending my honeymoon"
And where's your husbandF" Hes in
New York"
$50 old Dingus' fever is gomez re-
peated the old physician pleasantly to
the young assistant who was attending
him. Yes. it's gone, but it's taken Din
gus with it,"
Game to the very end. An old lady,
being told that a certain lawyer was
lying at the point of DEATH exclaimed:
my graciousl Won't even death stop
that mans lyingT'-Tit-Bits.
"a Chicago ex-groceryman was late
ly arrested for sandbagging." That's
nothing wonderful But when his
sandbag was examined it was filled
with the sugar he used to SELL"
81 understand that Frailman has
come to the conclusion to contest his
wife's will" "Well, what is there
courageous about that? She's dead,
isn't he?'-Richmond Dispatch.
1--WE just found out how j. P%lerpont
Morgan must have proposed to his
WIFE" "How?' HE probably said,
Darling, will you put yourself in my
trustY Chicago Herald-Record.
Another triumph: How did your
charity ball turn out?' 'Oh. it was a
splendid success. Our expenses were
only S227. and we had $4.33 left over
for charity. Chicago Times-Herald.
The better half: Il believe that the
great body of American people are gem
tlemen," says President Hadley. Our
experience has been hat fully half OF
them are ladies.-BostOn Transcript.
We All Have It.-Towne-He's quick
enough to expose the faults of others,
but he will never willingly lay bare his
own. Browne-No. | suppose that's
what you might call faults modesty.-
philadelphia Press.
Young DR., Smith-A patient got very
angry the other day because | advised
him to take a Turkish bath. Mrs. DR..
smith, don't see why anybody should
get mad about that. Young DR.. Smith
We'll. this fellow was a Creek
Judge.
Admiration: 81 HOY the grettest adj
mirati9n fur the man behind the gun"
said Mr.. Dolan. 'Mebbe you're right"
answered Mr.. Rafferty,; but it always
seemed ty me its the felly in front Of
it that's takin' the chances.
ington Star.
Small loss: ooh, sir, please, | have
swallowed a pin!' exclaimed a servant
girl. running into her employers study.
Never mind Mary" he replied, deep
In study-"never mind; here's another"
drawing one from his p.n-cushlon.-
Chicago Journal.
Il suppose you San Franciscans
think you have the greatest climate In
the country said the tourist. NO"
answered the man who was suffering
from a cold; I'VE don't claim the great
est in that line. But we do claim the
largest variety Eek.
well. goodnight" said Mr.. Borem,
finally breaking away; "Tve had a most
enjoyable evening. Er-by the way, /
expect to pass your house tomorrow
evening, and l thought l might"
I'm be delighted" said he, quickly;
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Mrs. Bingo-You are perfectly vel
come to another piece of cake, Willie,
but l am afraid 1t win make you sick.
Your mother told me particularly to
give you but one piece. Willie Slimson
That's all very well. but l don't know
where the pantry is h~ere.-Leslie's
Weekly.
%Sayagery: And do these Indian girls
never evince a tendency to relapse into
their former sayageryy' Tears sprang
to the eyes Of the mission worker. "Ah,
yes!" sighed she; 'Only last evening
they set the table without putting doy-
lies under the inger-bowls Detroit
Journal.
A Scottish minister who was indefat-
igable in looking up his folk one day
called upon a p%arishioner. Richard
he said, II haze ma seen We at the kirk
for some time. and wad like to know
the reason "Weel. sir" answered
Richard, 81 haze three decided obiec-
tons to goin'. Firstly, l dinna believe
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