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The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
Thunder-rhe only reliable.
weather report YET discovered.
Or. Cady's Condition Powders.

Are Just what a horse needs when In
bad condition. Tonic, blood purifier and
vermifuge. They are not food but
medicine and the best in use to put Il
horse in prime condition. Price % cts.
per package. For sale by ID. c. Scott.
Bicycle Poultry is the most com
prehensiYe and helpful pountry book
ever gotten out In &6dition to the:
vast amount of valuable Information
covered in its seventeen chapters,
there are sixteen beautiful colorerl
plates, showing, true to colo: and
shape, twemy-three varltieS OF
poultry. Chickens. ducks. turkeys,
and geese are all shown in. their pro-
per plumage, and with comb, besk
aud shanks as true 10, nature us it il
possible to produce. Also, forty.
two handsome engrayings in half
tone and si1'y.oae other helpful il
Illustrations of houses, nests, drink.
ing vessels, etc. The price is 5@
cents, by mail; address the publish
,rs, Wilmer Atkinson Co., PhiladeA-
pbia..
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
woman.

Pepsin preparations oflen fail to re
lieve indigestion because they can di-
gcst only albuminOus foods. There is
one preparation that digeStS all classes
Of food, and that is kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. 1t cures the worat cases Of indi-
gestion and gives instant rcliet, for it
disests what you eat Wallace s john
SOD.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
Endertaker-A \ man who iOl
lows the medical profession.
You Know What you are Taking.

When you take Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle
showing that it is simply Iron and
Quinine in Il tastelesS form. No
cure, no pay. SOC.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Such little pills as DeWitt'S Little
Early Risers are very easily taken, and
th.y are wonderfully effective in
cleansing the liver and bowels. Wal
lace & johnson.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

The Best Prescription tor Malaria.
Chills and Fever is a bottle Of
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t is
simply iron and quinie in tastelefs
form. No cure-no pay. Price 10c
cure nopay. rice soc. .
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

The most soothing, healing and anti
septic application ever devised is De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. 1t relieves
at Ince and cures piles. sores. eczema
and skin diseases. Beware cofimitatlonS.
Wallace & JUh2SCn.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
Mans inhumanity 10 man.
makes countless millions mourne.

The greatest danger frsn colds and
Ia grippe is their resulting In pneumo-
mia. If reasonable care is used. how
ever. and Chamberlain Cough REM
edy taken, all danger will be avoided.
It will cure cold or an attack Of Ia
grippe in less time than any other
treatment. 1t is pleasant and safe to
take. For sale bv DR.. ID. {. Scott.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
To Cure a Cold IN One Day.

Take Laxative Brom0 Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. r. W.
Groves signature is on each boX.23c.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Dr. ID. G. Scott, the druggist. Will
refund your money il you are not sat
isfed after using Chamberlain Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets, They cure
disorders of the stomach, biliousness,
constipation and headache. Samples
face
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

GosSip.-A dead Y gas that i,
often fatal to friendship.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Quality an not quantity makes De
Wits Little E>rly Risers such r1!ua-
BILE little liver pills. Wallace K John
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

When threatened with pneum mia or
any other lung trouble, prompt relief IS
necessary. AZ it is dangerous 20 delay.
We would suggest that One Minute
Cough Cure be taken * 80 II as indica-
tions of having take cold are noticed.
It cures quickly and its easly use pre-
vents consumption. Wallace & John
son.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Crilic-A man VITO doesn't
know Il good thing when he see IL.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

This season there is large death
rate among children from Group and
lung troubles. Prompt actiQn will
save the little ones from these terrible
diseases. We know of nothing so GER
tain to give instant relief as One
Minute Cough Cure. 1t can also be
relied upon in grippe ana all throat
and lung troubles Of adults. Pleasant
to take. Wallace < johnson,
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

There is no doubt such a thing
as chance, but see no reason why
Providence should not make use
of it.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Thou wilt always rejoice lii the
evening if thou hast spent the day
protltably.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
4 CONYINCING ANSWER.

Il hobbled into DR.. Blackm0n's
drug store one evening"" says Wesley
Nelson, Of Hamilton, Ga, ''and he
asked me to try Chamberiain's Pain
for rheumatism with which. had suf-
fercd for a long TIM. told him | had
no faieh in any medicine as they all
failed. He said Wei, if Chamberlain 5
Pain Balm does not help you you need
not pay for il | took a bottle of il
home and used it according to tn" di-
rcctiOnS and in one week vas cured,
and have not since been troubled with
rheumatism. Sold by DR.. d, c. Scott.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
Stops the Cough
and Works off the Cold.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
cure cold in one day. No cure,
no pay. Price - cents.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31
Nothing-The hole in a dough

nut after the doughnnt is eaten.
When you want Il physic tllat is mild
and gentle. easy to take and pleasant
in effect use Chamberlain Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Price % cents.
Sample free. Every box guaranteed.
For sale bv DR.. ID. G. Scott.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

The merited reputation for curing
piles. sores and skin diseases acquired
by Dewitt's Witch Hazel Salve, has led
to making OF worthless countcrfeits.
BE sure TO get only DeKitt's Salve'
Wuilare & Johnson.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Riches have wings, but a pile
of rhcm 90 on "skates' at the
race track
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

The man who wears a false wig
always puts a false construction
upon his own thoughts.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Marriage-The fatal termlna-
ton of tie disease called love.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Love never passeth away nor
will friendships flour wither.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

The noblcst study of mankind
is man, but his favorite study is
woman.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

ptdestrain-.l persUa who is
always getting in the way OF a
bicYcliSt.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Keep the memory of the ole
davs. green in thine heart.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1901-01-31

Nobody-A prominent woman $
husband.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
SIGNALS TINT FAILED.

From The New Orleans Times-Democrat
Il have long since quit serving on committees
said a man from Arkansas. who Is now HNluS IN
New Orleans. ''and under no circumstance WotI
ACCEPT a place any kind OF a committee
had tht. committee habit once, and / mad a th"r-
Ousshlv developed case Of il. too. was living IN
Little Rock at the time. and no committee was
complete without my There was on one
occasion a big function at the capital. and was
DIaced on an important committee The hall was
damned with spectators and guests We had every
available band in that section of the country m
Guiding the bands which had been Organized in
private and public institutions. one of my duties
was look after the bands. so the music could be
kept going. Another member of the committee had
scattered the bands around in the hall. and he had
placed one band up in the gallery portion OF the
hall i wish would signal the band in the
gallery strike up he said 10 me, and / made
my way down the aisle until got to point where
the band was placed in the gallery. | made the
signal The members of the band paid no attention
to me whatever | got excited and bit angry,
and my signalling became more violent and went
through a series of absurd arm movements and my
face burning up with embarrassment. felt
a man pulling at my coattail and when turned
around he SAID: Excuse me. but are you waving
at that band in the gallery They are the biggest
lot of blOCkheads / ever saw / said in reply.
Excuse me- he said softly that is the band from
the. Blind Asylum L have not served COM
mittee since that time. and 1 believe L COM
pletey cured of the committee habit
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
4 SUBSTITUTE TEACHER's WOES.
from The 81. Louis republic.

From The ST. Louis Republic.
Would you mind taking my Sunday school class
next week" asked my friend Miss r. in per
house party but DR.. s doesn't like the pupils
to he left alone"
But am quite unaceustomed to children
protested. Besides. wouldn't know the lessons
myself
THAT doesn't matter" was the prompt reply
"Fhey are so ignorant you needn't be afraid
Thus reassured. | gave reluctant promise and
confronting a long row of small boys. who criti-
cised In audible whispers.
"Ain't teachers hair red? was the comment of
the nearest | felt my face beginning to par
take of the objectionable hue To hide my em
b;irrassment | announced that would begin the
lesson which proved to be the cleansing of the ten
lepers.
:And So" concluded finally. only returned
give thanks" Having directed my discourse
chiefly to the floor, | now ventured to glance at
my hearers. To my amazement. there was blank
incredulity every face AT length scoffer
murmured rcilectivey. We'll. it might be true;
Balaams could talk
:What. do you mean | asked. bewildered.
Don't you know what leper is?''
"Of course" said the youth. ITS an animal with
spots"
Having convinced the class that | did refer
obliterate the memory OF my failure by a re
view of the catechism. At this ordeal the entire
them with questions All went well until my fatal
eloquence again tempted me TO few remarks on
contentment
mo doubt" stated ANY boy here would be
satisfied to be what his father is
AT this point | perceived one scholar ScowlIng
fiercely at his shoes. Shocked at such unial
feelings | inquired of him his fathers calling.
Il don't like tell he whimpered.
You should be proud of your father insisted.
well. them he stammered, hes the bearded
woman in IS museum"
Had not the superintendent at that moment
struck the bell for dismissal. should have made
unauthorized escape.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
THE GHOSTS REVENGE.
WITH \ NOVEL DEFENCE AGAINST THE
CHARGE OF DRU NKENNESS.

Wichita correspondence of The Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The engineer and fireman said it Bill Dal-
tons ghost that held up Iron Mountain train
and delayed il fOrtyfive minutes few months ago
The superintendent of the road said he knew bet
and that the only spirit either of the men had
ed both men While he made an investigation Ihe
have been reinstated, and the superintendent
is still puzzng over their story.
Dad Remington is the engineer referred to. and
he tells the following story of his adventure:
The Iron Mountain runs through some terribly
lonesome places between ClaremOre and Nowata
in the Cherokee Nation. and there have been hun
dreds of trains held along the NerdiSris bottoms
We cutting along at a fierce rate this night,
a Kansas City train at Coffeyvile. The engine was
running smooth could hear her pass over every
rail Joint. Just entering the bottoms
felt a hand my shoulder. and, turning around.
there stood Bill Dalton.
He said in his old time way: Throw up your
hands and be quick about it. too! No monkey
business Course | threw up my hands, for he
had the drop me clearly. Then his partner. old
Cherokee Bill, long dead. too. drew bead on Eli,
and We were told 10 stop We had than
Inc cab and left Cherokee IIH holding TWO big guns
drive We pulled up to the watering tank and
stayed there about forty minutes. Then the ghost
0f the famous outlaw again swung into the cab
and told me how he had got even for a trick
PLAYED on him once. You bet hustled back and
coupled on. but the manager was on the train, and
hc give us a terrible raklnS; When We SoJ INTO
ColfeyVilie Bill and | laid of under a charge
of being drunk. Detectives hunted for ciews on the
ghost robbery for month"; and never found a trace
of anything real
What did the ghost do it for? Why. to get
shipment. He signalled me to stop all right. but
/ suspicious and ran right past him, getting a
stop. So when his ghost told me to so back and
couple it added:
You old fool. am just getting even with you
for the time you past me Hope you lose Your
job for this
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
FIGHTING TELEPiTHIC1LLY.
From The Detroit Free Press,


81 believe the transmission of power. de-
clared the little moon faced man who greeted
the first days by occupying Il seat in the
Grand Circus Park. 1t is just rational
mental telepathy TRANSMISSION of blood. anything
of that kind. See that man sitting over there near
the fountain?
Yep yawned the big man who had been thus
addressed by the little stranger; looks sleepy"
Don't you believe il for minute He's wide
awake a a weasel There's my worst enemy. III
could tell him why 1 hate him and how 1 hate
him could write book that would. be ra ma tZed-
I'd give thousand. cold cash. to thrash him
would. and l wouldn't stop at couple of thousand
more. either.
Say. my friend. I'll do ii for half the money
and pay my own expenses"
"PShawi | could get him trimmed for the price
of Il drink. But what good would that do me?
Isetweenr you and me. that hulk married the girl
was engaged Yes. sir. She had the ring and
everything He told me that there wasn't enough
of me be protector to any l challenged
him to a duel. and he said there nothing for
him. to shoot at. Now, look here. L believe that
if you will set your mind on IL and not think of
any thing else, you transmit Your strength To
for about five minutes. That'll be enough and
spare
After brief conversation the big leaned
the back of the bench n though not able sit
up. the little man went to his feet with spring
threw back his shoulders and hurried to his vic
tim Ten minutes later the ambulance arrived
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
FIVE MINCE PIES COST Sj,O00.
RAILWAY
From The PhIIadelphIa North American


Johnny Fo,h five mince pies at one sitting
ana this little feast cost him exactly 500 lis
SAT- against thv Camden and Suburban Railway
Oinpany for that amount FOR injuries sustained
IN being pushed from car WAS progressing favor
aby 10 hlm yesterday in the camden court. Half
a dozen doctors had sworn that he AN in
valid as the result Of tho accident. when Willie
BroweT, one OF Johnnys Witnesses I'm his rambling
testimony told ot Johnny's love Tor pies.
counsel Tor the trolley company glimncr
Of hope in this
Gould he eat a whole pie asked of Willie
Why. yes IN ate live within u few minutes last
week the boy replied.
IN" thrt" lawyers who represented Johnny were
on their feet IN instant. demanding OF the
court to know what Inince pie had To do with
Johnny Foehl being injured by a trolley ear They
:" ntcd TINS portion OF the testimony stricken out
Well declared counsel for the trolley com
phny, any boy Who can eat five mnce pies AZ
ON sitting is not very much OF invalid"
The court admitted the minCe pie testimony
lawns got into The case, The pies remained 10 a
finish.
counsel for the plaintiff wanted to bring wit
nrsS'S 10 prove the pies We're small five cent ones.
Ihey WcTe willing 10 send Tor a pie show the
jury. The railway company lawyers conceded
that the pies were small. but coutended that even
so 10 invalid could eat i've OF them.
When all OF the testimony In the court re-
hevinS the jury. declared that Johnny Foehl had
not made out a case The muce pie testimony
had been fatal TO ii.
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
TWO KINDS OF TALkERS.
,,ou, r,1E IS TOI.p BY BOTH OF THEM

HOW A TALE is TOLD BY BOTH OF THEM
From The Philadelphia Post
Then there's the man who will persist in finishing
his sentence even though you see the end from tne
Now if two alert impressionists are comnunicat-
ing with each other by means OF their tongues 'is
so YOU want to hear about Jack Carson? Ancient
history Met his 1acs in Louisville a''ef 'sA'
Exactly, whered they bury 5a.,k9s Jack? e,urns,
Mabel 5ei' bsaat She grew up. and q eourse"-
"Of course; Englishman M or ltalianE
81 see When did She apply for divorce?'.
zone year. and by that time inns. s.. only half OF
Cool million. and now no foreigners-,
Naturally. Well. some American VIII
Good. When?"
Last month. Has money of his own. hard
BE in clover Well I'm glad you've told me all
this, for ! always liked Mabel. and wondered whas
Now. suppose that our verbose and dogged friend
young impressionist. He would have begun In a
hard, dry, matter of fact tone: LIB
Sit here Rel Sy The yd aed an wh if
You Nice eup ths- Yen e 'rA Rtinrds. iTr man
who always shot TO Kill. and Breckinridse swore
he'd shoot Jack % Sh Safs neHer eHd
saw him. and before any one could nte1ere the
the Kentuckian aimed fun at his heart and
he d been hit in the heart - -
Too bad. What became of Mabel? Leave her
any money!?
lie left his daughter Mabel his entire fortune
She was a beautiful girl and when she grew 70
WOmans estate she considered a great eaten
and scores of fellows paid court to her. but an
Il tumble Took her across the pond and made
her pay his debts / suppose =,
an EnSlishman by the nan-e or iseslh''lu
Cecil PIantagenet Tudor COnynShame laid siege 70
her heart and won simple minded child tie
took her ever TO England and induced her TO square
him with his creditors and .-...,.
How long did she stand that sort of treatment?
he cruel. besides. and treated her shanle-
fully. and in year she applied
clad she had the spunk- And OF course she got
il. He probably a worthless sort
she applied for divorce and was lucky
enough 10 get it. although she had spent Ohe-i'il
II understand What did she do them"
or. to be exact. sao.0c. on the miserable lei
tered an oath that she would newer
Marry Enslishman. l see-
mOny with any member Of the British aristoeracy
But a young BostOnian of means and ability
Good for him, He won hes did he?
"a young BOStOnian of means and ability met
first sight. and they We're married within a month
and think that in this case the old adase. Marry
in -
Not doubt of it, Those adases don't always
work. particularly the old ones Get out OF order
from too much use.
the old adage. Marry in haste and repent
at leisure will not apply TO them. for the BoS-
tOnian is eminenty worthy of her, and m sure
that they'll be happy But it's a great pity that
If he hadn't got his hands the fortune
shed have had twice as much Right you are
CfOOdhy. old man. / must be going
man hurries of but hears floating after him the
inexorabIe tones of his friend:
her father left her she would have lad twice
SeOos0 Slts0.0cO TO bring TO the young Bos-
tonian."
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
WHAT SHE SAW.
From The Milwaukee Sentinel.

From The Milwaukee Sentinel
IL was AT the Normal School that this hammered
and the class laughed. II was a laugh on the
teacher, too, but he didn't get angry although II
olo bftak INTO the serious contemplation of serious
stucles with which he trying interest the
students III was IN the study of psychology and
they Were discussing what ideas first entered tha
human mind when certain words were spoken or
wfltten-whether the mind thought of one certain
OBJECT designated by the word or the whole general
class which is embodied in that word TO experi-
inent on TINS mental phenomena. order to bring
III more clearly To the attention of the students the
professor said he would write a word on the hoard
ana lhen let one of them tell instantly what i'm
preston was made upon her mind. He ca He'd upon
one OF the pupils To he ready To think quickly and
tell exactly what her first thought was after she
saw the word which he about To write He
stood close to the board 50 that the was hid
den by his shoulders until he He wrota
the word pig. and all oil the class saw il eycept
the girl who was standing ready to make reni1r
When he turned he didn't get out of her wav Ana
she couldn't see the word In reply To his .sharp
quick question. Now what do YOU see -" sbe ra
piled naively, Il you And the class laughed
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
now HE SAVED.

From The Kansas City Journal
Corporal William L. Dawson. just returned from
soldering IN the Philippines walked into a Salina
real estate Office the other day and plankeJ down
the cash for an eighty acre farm.
He had saved 5000 in less than three wears of
army life. and the item reminds us of the. remark
made by Topeka soldier boy. having no reference
however, to Corporal Dawson: You say YOU cant
understand how soldier can bring back from the
Philippines more than his entire pay amounted
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19

From The Vegetarian.
An esteemed correspondent writes:
Il have been a Vegetarian for a number Of wears
mainly account of its humaneneSS. and would
like to know if the vegetarian shoes mentioned
recent number of your journal be had in
this country and also Vegetarian tooth brushes
cheese made without rennet and sugar made with
out buliocks blood. Can you help out?'
If any of our readers enlghten us will they
kindly do so?
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19
1T NIGHT BE WORSE.

From The Kansas City Journal
After his long and tedious ride the cars"
marks a Topeka paper. President Mckinley will
tind IL irkSOme might think drive
about city Which reminds of the tramp
who told the lady of the house that he had
nothing for four days. Poor man." said the lady.
how hungry you must be' Hungry exclaimed
the tramp; why mann. I'm hungry / could al
health food"
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19

and the little chap they loaded in looked as though
he had been dragged through a cactus reserve
.'Pard, he whispered to the big man, that darned
theory of mine hain't worth much as a pair or
deuces after the draw
New-York tribune., 1901-05-19

to?" said the Topeka boy Well. amt you going
10 allow anything for poker
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1901-11-29
CRANKS ON LIFE SAVING.
Peculiar Device Exhibited to Omciais
At Washington by One OF the
Fraternity.

There are cranks of every descrip-
tfon. and many of them come here to
show us their inventions" recently re-
marked the general superintendent of
the life-serving service (which II
adopted. they insist. will put the life.
serving service Of the United States
on basis OF efficiency 4rnequaled by
any other in the world"
Recently a man from Now Jersey
callen on General Superintendent
kimball. and asked permission to
Don his new.y~ invented life-saving
Jacket. for the purpose OF demon
stratin2 It's many good features.
The permission was granted. and
the visitor proceeded to put on
the jacket. which he claimed was the
only salvation of al shipwrecked peo-
pie. saws the Washington Times.
In the numerous pockers of the gar
ment he had slowed away a whisky
flask. box containing meat tablets. a
candle and matches. pipe and to-
baeeo. revolver and a nun her of cart
ridges. To protect ,himseHa against
sharks and other dangerous inhahit.
ants OF the waters. as he said. he grid
ed on himself long. razcr-edged ma
chete. He then inflated the air reser-
.yoirs concealed between the outer and
fnnrr cover Of the iaeket + uh lch caused
him TO assume the appearance of a
huge rubber bal After he had fin
ished these preparations he tied his
large red handkerchief TO ham boo
fishing rod as signal of distress and
turning to General Kim bail. said In q
selfsatisfed manner: $780,
Nov. general, gnmble I could live
and float in the ocean this way over
week and feel perfectly comforta Bile. :.