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The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31
HAD A GOOD TINE.

A. J. Smell wanted to attend a party.
but was afraid to do SO on account of
pains in his stomach. which he feared
would grow worse. He says: II was
telling my troubles to a lady friend,
who said: 'Chamberlain's Collie. Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy VIII put
you In condition for the party
bought a bottle and take pleasure in
stating that two doses cured me and
enabled me to have a good time at the
party" Mr.. Smell is a resident OF Sum-
mer Hill. N. Y, U. s. A. This remedy
is for sale by all druggists and deal
ers. Benson. Smith & Co.. Ltd, agents
for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31

Lord Marcus Beresford will manage
the Kings stable.
There will be no change in the Phil
ippfne shipping laws.
Washington State is being flooded
with counterfeit silver dollars.
Mrs. Roosevelt gave her first public
reception at the White House on De-
cember l4th.
Albert X. Nawalii has made applica-
tion to Treasurer Wright for a license
70 sell beer at Kalapana, District Of
Puma, on Hawaii.
The Hawaiian Hotel corridors and Of
hce are undergoing an extensive reno
walton. fresh paint identifying them
to large extent.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31

On Dec. 10. ]. J. Valentine, president
of the Wells-Fargo Express Company,
was rapidly sinking at his home in
West Oakland.
Berlin police are looking for Harry
Marshall, an American who disappear
ed after getting several thousand
Wilhelmina and Prince Henry were
warmly greeted on their return to the
Dutch capital.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31
MAkUKONA.

Arrived December q, brig Galilee. Hell
lingsen. II days from San Francisco
general cargo to Hawi Sugar Mill and
plantation.
December %. schr. Susie NJ. Plummer.
Lund. 50 days from Newcastle for orders.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31
BORN.

STODART-In Honolulu. December 20.
1901. to the wife Of Arthur G. Stodart.
of waiamanalo. a daughter.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31

A San Diego man proposes to make
fine paper from kelp OF the ocean.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1901-12-31
MARRIED.

HJORTH-MAY-At Lihue, Kauai, at
German Lutheran Church. by the
Rev. H. Isenberg. Mr.. John l.. Hjorth
and Miss Mary Louise May.
No cards.
Arizona republican., 1901-01-09

MRS wish for Lydia E. Pinihas Vegetable Compouud For suffered everything headache and abdomen had consulted different physicians but decided to medicine and found giving tnued its and feeling like person physically mentally and glad to add testimonial the remedy. M H. LEWIS 2lO8 Valentine Ave, Fremont New York, N. Y
Arizona republican., 1901-01-09
PROBATE COURT.

In the Probate Court of Maricora
 County, Territory or Arizona.
 In the Matter of the Estate of John A
 Reed, Deceased.
 Order to Show Cause Why Order of
 Sale of Real Estate Should Not Be
 Made.
 IL appearing to this Court, by the pe- t!tion this day presented and filed by c. w. Grouse, administrator of the es- tate of John A. Reed, deceased, that i' Is necessary to sell the whole of the real estate of said decede.rt % pay the debts Of deceGent and the expenses and charges of administration, consist ing of lots three (3), four GD, fifteen G), sixteen Q6), nineteen G9). and twenty (20). in block two @; and blocks thirty-two (32) and fifty-siX (56), of Collins addition to the City of Phoe- nix, Maricopa County, Arizona Terri tory,
 It is therefore ordered by this Court: That all persons interested in the es- tate of said deceased appear before the said Probate Court on Monday, the 2Sth day of January, A. D., 1901, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. of said day, at the court room of said Court, at the count house In the city of Phoenix. Maricopa County, Territory of Arizona, to show cause why an order should not be granted to said administrator, to sell so much of the said real estate as shall be necessary and that copy of this order be published four successive weeks in The Arizona Republican, q
Arizona republican., 1901-01-09
To Nervous Women.

"I feel as if should fly into thousand pieces!" q just can't stand it another mnuto!" Do you ever make of these expressionsg "Why, yos," you say. ''Tm nervous and unstrung and can't help it' Do you know what makes you nervous?
 ooh, everythngl don't know and don't care what it is. wish was dead."
 STOP and listen. People do not sympathize with you, do they9 They think you help getting wrought up this way # you will They tell you to "keep cool ;" not to Close your head;" to ''cam yourself to 'avoid excitement" They will not understand that you sick and that you really "can help it." You do not know yourself just what the troublcs You have been your doctor his medicine has had effect Every day you get nervous You almost beside yourself with every small responsibility and can way out of it. Why don't you write to Mrs Pinkham9
 Has occurred to you that the pains you have every month and the dragging sensation caused by the trouble that makes you nervouss Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Pinkham She will understand your perfectly, and will treat you with kindness. Her advice is free and the address Lynn Mass No regretted writing to her, and she has helped thousands Her medicine Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the true help for women It regulates the monthly sickness and all those uterine heterogeneous that excite the nerves This is the easy ana the rgnt way to get the help you need Read the letters from women sse has helped When you ask for Mrs. Pinkham's medicine at your druggists do not be persuaded to take something else said to be just good" Nothing in the world so good for women's ills as kYGEa E. PikakEsaRas'S Vegetable G0sssg0zxxad.
 
 s5OOO REMARD !!!| z: !; 3;
Arizona republican., 1901-01-09

Il must say it is the g-andcst medicine earth, land have advised Q great many suffering with female troubles to take it. sell people wish could go on the platform and lecture on it.
 My trouble was extreme nervousness caused by painful raenStruat;on. Thesuffering endured pen cannot describe. was treated by one of our most prominent physicians here for five I-onttl3 and found myself getting worse instead Of better At the end of the fifth month he told me he had done all he could for me- and that had better go to the hospital. Mysistcr advised me to try Lydia E. pinkhans Vegetable Compound as it had cured her of baclaches did so and took it faithfully, and am how cured of my trouble and in perfect hsGlth. Many thanks to your medicine MRS. H. S. BALL, 461 Orchard St, New Haven, Conn.
Arizona republican., 1901-01-09
A Few Letters from Women.

DEAH MRS PINKVAM-1 cannot help
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

erty in the singular however, because
he can only wear one movable eye at
a time.
Early in July Andys wife and
daughter Sallie came to Chicago to
visit OF course every member of the
family in the little home down in Gus
ter township must have n souvenir
from the big city. 1t was easy to pro-
vide for the others, but what TO get for
Andy-that was a hard one. Then a
bright thought struck Sallie
"Say, ma, let's get pa a new eye for
Sunday" was the way she put it, her
own brown ones glowing with bril-
liancy borrowed from the idea.
That's just the thing, Sallie," said
good Mrs. Showers, and away they
went in search of an eye store and a
brand-new socket filler. 1t was easy
enough at a distance to pick out an eye
that would match Andys good one, but
when Sallie and her ma looked into
case full Of optics that were green,
gray, brown, and all the tints between
well, there was trouble.
Il tell you, pas eye is green, ma"
declared Sallie with an emphasis
showing that she considered the Incl
dent closed. IT'S just like this one"
holding " to the light a Nile-tlnted
specimen.
Its 10 such thing Sallie," returned
the elder Showers. PAS eyes a light
blue. Long before wes married the
girls used to call him Blue Eyes and ]
don't reckon the one that's left has
! washed out"
The end OF it all was that pa got Q
compromise between a blue and q
green eye, and it didn't mate the other
one a little bit. 1t was not less thar
four shades off color, and moreover
H. was so small that one could almost
hear 1t rattle when Andy shook his
head. And hereon hangs one OF hi.
stock jokes.
Andy wore his new eye to churci
the first Sunday after it came. WheI
Elder Jones rose to pray Andy bowed
his head as usual. That Chicago stor,
eye saw its chance to show off before
the rural worshipers. 1t dropped ou
of It's nest, clattered on the pew sea
ahead and then rolled to the floor ant
down the aisle. Bay Showers, fouI
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
lnetLdlons Dog.

Eyes" said the manager Of the defunct
Uncle Toms Cabin Company it was
our dog that broke up the show
THE dog, eh? What was the mat
ter with him"
"Too fastidious. You never saw such
a hound in your life You know the
play, of course We tie a piece of meat
in the folds of Elzas frock and that's
what draws the dogs after her when she
runs across the blocks OF ice Well
what do you think this dog demanded?'
Cant imagine
"Porterhouse beefsteak, sir, and with
the tenderloin left in Yes, sir How's
that?" And you couldn't fool him.
He wouldn't chase Eliza a foot unless
the meat was a choice cut. No, sir.
And, by gum, sir, our company had to
live on liver and bacon so that blamed
dog could have his steak Yes, sir
"The demand was too much for you,
was itl"
mo, it wasn't. That is it wasn't un-
til he began to insist upon mushrooms
with his steak Then we just threw up
our hands and quit
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
AM rrnmn1e Of the BenecLs.

An example of the benefits Of good
roads to country town is well set
forth by General Il. G.. Harrison, of
the Road Inquiry Office, Department
of Agriculture. He found that good
roads made Morristown, Z little New
Jersey village, a centre of culture and
sociability because the people for
miles around, finding travel on the
highways easy and comfortable,
sought relaxation and improvement
and drove into the town to find them.
And still better, the good roads gave
q great impetus to free rural postal
delivery. He says:
In that section more than double the
number Of niles were covered by car
rier than on common roads, and now
these mails are delivered from house
b house at less expense than when
the mai, was carried uldcr the star
route system from village to village
and left at the store or postotice; q
saving Of $500 on those roads. 1 was
interested in getting the result of that
free rural delivery, and here it is. ]
viii give it to you in round numbers
so you can remember it. 1t was es
tCblisheU and went in force in July
1898; for the month Of July a little
shCrt of 1900 pieces were carried. In
the month Of December of that year
23OO were carried. Now, take the
same months in the year 1899. Ip
July there were $500, and in Decem
Der, 5000 pieces carried, and a little
ever. Now, you see, there 10 some
Improvement there. That might be
N lines Of business, but it is more
likely that it stirred up social interest
and letter writing, which all tends to
develop the country. Now, here is o
further result. You know tho city de
livery is by rules CT the Postofice DC.
partment only put in cities, and it is
established where the city's popUla
ticn is 10000, or where the annual
receipts Of the postofice are $10,0O0
and over. Tho result Of this Is that
now Morrlstown, n. j., has n city de-
livery, because the receipts have come
uD to the required 100000. These are
some Of the results Of the system Of
gooI roads.-New York Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
Domestic Ice Ninohlnos.

Periodically the question is asked
why there is nothing available in the
shape of a small Ice or refrigerat.ng
machine for domestic use. That such
a machine is in wide demand and
would meet with a ready sale is geler-
ally admitted, so thar to many 1t
seemed all the more curious, no doubt,
that commercial enterprise did not long
ago undertake to solve the problem.
The whole question, however, may be
answered by the statement that no
better method Of refrigeration has yet
been found than the use Of ammonia
or a similar system, which involves
the use Of certain pressures and GER
tain number of elements in the cycle,
such as compression, expansion and
condensation, regardless of whether
the plant is to turn out fraction of a
ton or a hundred tons. The handling
Of the refrigerating cycle and the safe
manipulation of pressure requires
skill-in fact, a skill somewhat above
the average, and which cannct be eX-
pected from ordinary domestics. 1t,
therefore, seems that the facts as they
stand at present preclude the possiJ,l-
ity of small domestic ice or rofrigcrlt-
ing plants, and will so continue urtil
some system may be devised Offering
widely from those row n use.-CaJ-
sler's Magazine.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
HER BOY.

Where is the child that used to plav
Around her while she sewed away
Whose baby rhymes she used to hear.
Forgetting that the world was drearg
Where is the child that used to place
His cheek against her pallid face,
Who used to sing, all Unaware
OF troubles she was forced to bear?
Where is the child who made her glad.
Who was the only hoIe she had,
For whom she toiled, for whom shl
prayed
For whom her fondest plans were laid?
The child is gonel She sits alone
He's claimed another as his own
They've flown, but they'll return anon
The mothers lips are white and drawn.
Her poor, old toil-worn fingers bleed;
She sits alone in dire need,
And thinks-ah, solemn thought and grim
The girls not good enough for him"
S. b. kiser, in Chicago Record Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

some time ago made III tneSe
columns that able bodied in
mates Of prisons and periten-
tiaries be set at work building inn
proved roads seems at last to be acted
upon to a considerable extent, and with
gratifying results. Tie convicts in
The State prisons are as a rule other
wise employed, but those in charge of
The penitentiaries have not been able to
provide work in prison shops for the
| prisoners under their control, and so
have sought it outside In eight or
more counties of this State the peni-
tentiary prisoners are employed either
at road building or at crushing stone
for road building. 1t is not known that
any bad effects have been experienced
from the undertaking, while the good
effects are numerous and obvious.
Among the latter these are conspicu-
Gus: The prisoners have the physical
and moral benefit of healthful labor
in the open air; the prisoners are made
to pay their way instead Of being a
heavy charge upon the community; the
NOllell NlNllOlA VI tsOOAl lOsANlo - BlOAllOANA
and the cost of them is decreased; and
the number Of prisoners is DIMINISHED,
for tramps and other "sons of rest"
avoid counties where committal to the
penitentiary means stone breaking ard
road building. 1t may be added that
one of the chief objections to the
systematic offensive parading Of con-
victs in the public view-has been
found groundless, for no one would
take the penltentiary prisoners work
ing on the roads to be other than or
dinary laborers.
There is reason to believe that this
system might proftably and properly
be extended throughout the State, and
be applied to the inmates of State pris-
ons as well as Of penitentiaries-when
other work fails. The prisoners might
also be employed at repairing and
maintaining the roads after they are
built Most Of the prisoners at Sing
Sing are now at work, but it is not
long since that most Of them were
idle and were seriously suffering, NOR
ally and physically, from enforced
iGleness. And yet within few hours
drive of Ossining are hundreds Of
miles Of road that are in their badness
reproNch to the community and q
cause of vexation and of actual pecun-
iary loss to all who are compelled to
use them. We do not mean, Of course,
that counties and towns are to wait
until prisoners can be secured to build
good roads. But whenever and wher-
ever able bodied prisoners are idle tAe
reproach of bad roads is aggravated
twofold. All roads should be made
and kept good, and all prisoners who
are able to work should be kept at
healthful and profitable work These
are two rules which should be con-
stantly observed, and between which
an intimate relationship is to be found.
New York Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
Dramatic Criticism,

Two young men sat through the first
act at a local theater, then adjourned to
a ncighboring tavern tor refreshments
The acting was bad and would have eX-
cused the use Of stimulants by any but
the players. When about TO re-enter the
building only one could produce his re-
turn check.
Its all right" said he OF the check
airily. you remember him He's with
me-"
"Yes" answered the gatekceper more
doubtful than polite, but he may have
given his check TO some other person.
But he didn't was the convincing
reply. He's a stranger here and hasn't
an enemy in the city
The gate opened wide.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

years old, chased after the fugitive,
but before he emerged into the aisle
Il newly married couple came along.
Look out, mlthter," he llsped, don't
you thtep on path eye"
The groom sidled to one side like
man making an end run around a
snake and the bride blushed in u
frightened sort of way. Ed Banes'
crew of irreverent young men on the
back seat Uttered audibly and a wave
OF nudging swept every pew as the
summer breeze did the wheat field out
side.
Elder Jones tried to preserve the
gravity Of the service by cutting short
his prayer and announcing a hymn,
but by some irony Of circumstances he
chose one that sounds like
"The consecrated cross-eyed bear"
Not long after that unfortunate
church incident Andy went to have
his picture taken, and of course he
wore his Sunday eye. 1t, matched the
natural optic about as well as the rib
bon he took home for Mrs. Showers
when she was getting ready for the
Jenkins girls wedding, but when a
man has his picture taken nothing but
Sunday fXings will do.
For goodness sake, pa" said Sal
lie, as she tried to make a seventeen
collar fit a fifteen shirt, "try to look a
little decent this time. I at other pic
ture is just horrid."
Lift your chin little and don't
stare quite so much" admonished the
man at the camera, who had not no.
ticed the Showers assortment Of look
ers. Then, while the long-haired art
ist with the soiled linen was fumbling
about for a plate, Andy pushed that
off eye of his around so that it peered
into an upper corner of the room.
"Now look about here at this card on
the door and hold still for q second"
and as the picture maker thrust his
shaggy head underneath the dark cover
Andy leaned forward for an instant
and slyly dropped the small-calibre
glass Eall into his lap.
There's a leetle too much shade on
the left eye" came from the cavernous
depths under the cover. Turn your
face a trlfe to the right, and then
Wen get you"
Andy turned It, and the empty socket
loomed into the artists view like the
opening Of a cyclone cellar
Horse on me-" chuckled the man
at the machine. ITS no time for the
drinks, but I'll make you a dozen for
half price"
"Guess that's about right for q man
with only half as many eyes as he
ought to have" said Andy.
One week day pas Sunday eye was
missing. He searched the clock again
and again, but it was no use, the prize
was gone Mrs. Showers hadn't seen
it, and Sallie couldn't imagine "where
it'd got to-" At the dinner table the
subject was taken up anew. Baby
Showers lisped his innocence but for
some reason ten-year-old Willie did
not join in the discussion. He made
hlmselt a mighty BUSY boy ana Kept
his eyes glued to the country ham on
his plate.
"Willie, you hain't seen pas eye,
have your asked his mother,
There was a moment Of silence and
Willies lips quivered violently lie
knew his time had come.
Johnnie Silvers got H." he whlEQ-
cred.
"Why, how in the world did Johnnie
Silver get it?" pressed Mrc. Showers.
"He-he beat"
"Beat what"
playing marbles"
The next day Johnnie Silver traded
back the store eye for the biggest mar
BILE in town, and Andy Showers gave
him the marble.-John Howard Todd,
in the Chicago Record Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
AJudge's Daughter Opens Barber Shop

A Judges Daughter Opens a Barber Shop
Because she was turned down by
the BGrbers Union Mary Clagett,
daughter Of the late Judge w. +.
Clagett, Of Spokane, .Wasl., has
opened a barber shop Of her own, the
first one Of its kind in the State. Judge
Clagett was one of the best known
men in the Northwest He was once
elected a Senator from Idaho, but was
not seated, owing to a technicality.
He represented Montana In Congress
in his earlier years. After his death
his daughter sought employment n
barber shops as a livelihood. She had
learned the trade in Chicago. The
local union would not admit her 50
she started alone, keeping up union
prices and making no complaint She
Is a bright, intelligent woman, and
while her family objects to her present
employment she is cheerful and deter.
mined to continue. Many Of her
fathers old-time friends patronize her.
San Francisco Chronicle.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
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S(d1fl48'E51zR
NDY SHOWERS does not ask
for anybody's sympathy be-
cause one OF his eyes is gone

4
and he wears a glass counter
felt in its place. Indeed, the cEief fun
of his life is focused upon that glass
eye. Every week or two ne has IA new
joke about it, and in telling it he
laughs louder and longer than anybody
else.
Long about thrashing time" he
says, I've got the best of the men
with two good eyes. II one eye ketohes
a thimbleful Of dust two ketches two
thimblefuls. That's plain enough for
a man with no eyes to see. And if
a whole pair Of specs cost So half a
pair oughtn't to fetch more'n $3.50. If
l want to go to sleep when Elder
Jones is preachin' just keep this bad
lamp Of mine on picket duty and doze
off with the other"
From the mere standpoint of num-
bers Andy is better of with eyes than
any Of his neighbors He has the big
gest collection in Shelby County-eyes
for week days and eyes for Sundays,
eyes for weddings and eyes for funcr-
ais, eyes with stony stares ana eyes
with romantic dreams in them. He
always speaks Of his ophthalnic prop
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
Benent For Road Ta1es.

Those who objected to the high taxes
for road Improvement last spring may
frd themselves more heavily taxed
with bad roads than If compelled to
pay cash to the collector. In some por.
tions Of the State farmers are almost
blockaded when heavy SHOWS fall or
the frost is leaving the ground. More
benefit is derived from road taxes than
frcm any other sums expended in the
ty.-Philadelphia Record.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
Against All Precedent.

Percy Vere-I still think there is hope
for me although she said mo" she was
very sympathetic,
lack Newitt-My dear boy, that's the
end Of you. No woman ever marries the
man whom she rejects sympathetically.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21
A RrnntlfnI Unit.

Dusty Daniel-Dey say dat Homeless
Harry is a very modest man.
Cinder Charley-Modest2 Why he's
so modest dat he won't sleep in yard
where deres undressed lumber.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use Of DR.. Klins's Great
Nerve Rsstorer S2hial bottle and treatise free
DR.. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, 9Sl Arch St., Phis. Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Piso's Cure Is the best medicine NE ever used
for all affections Of throat and lungs.-WM
o. ENDsLEY, Vsnburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Now they are using grass-cutting au.
tomobile in the West.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Greek fire was probably made Of btu
men. sulphur, naphtha and nitre.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Pistols and Cowardice.
There is nothing so calculated to make
a confirmed coward of a man as carry
ing a pistol.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Mrs. WinSloW's Soothing Syrup for children
teethiug, soften the gums, reduces inhamms-
tion allays pain, cures wind collie 25o bottle.
The suburban citizen., 1901-12-21

Gold pens were first made in 1910. Their
sale to-day is 100000 year.