New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1901-09-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Second Fail FeSllNdi VIII DC CT
cinnati from September Is to 2s inclusive Next
ruesdav has been set apart as Editors and Au-
thors Day, and that and the Following uaS
will be held the convention In which the ieaoihs
writer's of the Ohio Valley have been asked 10
take part The flower parade will be on September
l6 the industrial parade on SEPTEMBER ~ anu TUG
night pageant September 20
Howell dear IL am a fool, OF course 1 can't
help it, =. ,r. other
men do.-tLife.
Tho Rev DIR Samuel Hart, vice-dean of the
Berkeley Divinity School Middetown. Conn, mas
declined his election to the professorsnip OF pas
toral theology in the General Theological Sem
mary, in this CITY,
First Politcian-well. they're going to nominate
Second Poltician-Cean as whistle. Never Was
known refuse cash ofer'-llite
An interesting Christian Unity movement has
horne fruit in Ticonderoga, where stone chapel
has been erected for the of all evangelical
denominations The plan started by H. ~
Moses who has contributed generously TO H.
..t,u, this hat" said the woman who wanted TO
exchange it after wearing 1T home. does not
1T is remarkably pretty hat" suggested the
oh yes" admitted the patron taken by Itself
it is very pretty. but 1t is not becoming 10 me
I'm that case" insisted the miliiner. the nae
is all right, and you are the one to blame -tChi-
cago Post
1orr,sts I'm Epvpt can now take a trolley
In the main street of Cairo direct to the Pyramids'
In short time a line will be built. equipped with
American cars, to run from the ocean front at
Pirseus to the Parthenon at Athens
Dear mer' exclaimed the lady from the East.
SO that is a Chicago professor. is it? Which
one is he-the one that says people who part their
who thinks Longfellow was a poetaster or
No her friend interruptsd this doc oa a5s
pony show."-(ChlcagO Record-Heraid
James Monroe Hn OF Austin. Tex. Is one of the
few survivors of the battle of San Jacinto. which
assured Texas its independence He was born
In Georgia and IL a cousin of the late United
states Senator BENJAMIN II. Hill. of that State
Tess-oh, She's the, girl who used to go around
Iess-Yes but she's got the automobile haot
'T Tess-That so? What is 1t?
Jess-Running over people every chance she gets
-tPhila delphia Press
An American bishop In China writes of an or
dinaton service in which he and four natives took
mart At the close. after the congregation had
gone ont there was a deafening noise caused by
frecrackers with which the native Christians ex-
pressed their Joy and their congratulations TO the
newly ordained,
His Impression-"My good man We said to the
pagan Chlnesss;; 20 you not re'os"'1' '"'
Indeed he replied In soft tones INDEED ssln,, ao
Here are they not?'-(Josh Wink. In Baltimore
American.
so you're going marry Nike" said the mis-
tTess. inquringty.
"Yis. mum. -, ,z,o,.. ~,
Are YOU sure you not making mistake
''Weu" returned the cook, thoughtfuiiy, ne >
not the best mar in the wo-ld. to be sure, but III
/ lave him go how kin be sure of gittin another
wan? I've be,n thlnk!u' about IL. an II looks
10 me like it's right an proper to take what We
kin git when We kin git it. Them that holds on
for the big prize has been known TO lose the little
vans / think I'll take Mike."-(Chcago Post
American railway enterprises are achieving sue
cess in Corea. The Seoul-Chemulpo Railway.
built by an American concessionaire and sold to a
Japanese syndicate. is in fun operation. con-
Meeting Seoul with It's port by a line twenty-siX
miles in length. Americans have built. and are
now successfully operating, electric railway In
and about Seoul
Boston" he remarked. as he looked up from
the paper, sis using portable schoolhouses
She interested at once -,
ooh, that mast he just too fine for anything
she exclaimed II wish they'd try that plan IN
Chicago. You've no idea how hard 1t Is TO get
Johnny off to school in the morning, and II they
only had portable schoolhouse that would cal, eau
at the door for him morning 1t would hghten
my labors enough to make me feel ten years
younger. Why IN the world can't We be as pro-
gressive they are in Observation-Disclosures Post