Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-06-04

Officer s. NJ Taylor's street gang for
two or three days.
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If Dowie is really Elijah come back
to earth, there's no telling when
Mcthusclah may drop in for a few
hours stay.
Twenty three years cover 4 long
stretch of time, but to retire on $500 a
year after that time is u pretty com
Portable condition.
Tho most strenuous obicctors 60 the
curfew ordinance are those youths
fifteen and half years old, who go
with lG-ycnrold girls.
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That New York woman. worth $40
600, who married n poor laborcr, says
! she did 50 merely through love and
pity That would he enough in any
ease.
If the allied forces in China don
, Spul uull nSh'luE hhlollG hI'luNtlN'0
they'll get their own countries into
a worse mis- UP than the Boxer out
break.
Some of the teachers, glad they ar,
to bc married, would find the JOY o.
their pupils no less than their own II
they would but take the boys anC
girls into their confidence.
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Friends Of the Sultan are making
big money these days reporting Il
the Sick Man plots made against hi
life. If Akron's city Commissioner
would pay rewards for having rcportc
10 them every cuss word uttere
against the Board, inrormcrs wou
get rich quick.
The HHzplton. Pa. laborer. VIII
figured that it would take him 800
years, working at his wages of $40
u day, to earn the annual salary q
President Schwab of the steel Trus
has disappeared mystcriousiy, nnd th
worst is feared. He had spent thre
, weeks in figuring,
"Who is that Observing Citizc
whose name appears In your Wise an
Otherwise column 40 frequently?
queries the Ilabltual Grumblcr. II
II Rev Crispin or Mr. $ \. Lane?
/, II Is more than evident that I'll
= Habitual Grtrmblcr is iaundiccd, Il
=. usual, because he seldom gets hi
own name into print
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Residents Of South Akron are yer
much opposed TO the provincial Styl
' a local paper has of referring to the
j. part of the city as Coventry" IL
instance in the report of the Sout
Akron Memorial exercises few day
j ago, It was declared that the cell
bratiou was undertaken by "CONentl
citizens" Akron has expanded with
" the last ten years, and full cred
T should be given for that distinction,
u ~ read IN last nights Democri
: about that Il. Il o. train of 80 cal
e which passed through Akron at 81;
U Sunday morning said the Observin
: citizen. Now 40 hear some of II
o people talk who happened to reach II
Il Exchange. Center or Mil street eros
o ings about the time the gates we
" down 10 permit that train to pms
y you'd think that the train was abo
- 1870 cars long. And most of the pede
9 trians were church goers, too"
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There's n near sighted clerk in n loc
shoe store, who Is not yet certain II
services will be continued after Satr
. day, as the result of II few wore
q which passed between him and one
!! the stores mos, fashionable womi
i customers Monday afternoon
I The woman, wearing jewels Al
Z leading the cutest cut of u l'ido, wal
( ed mp to the near-sightcd clerk al
) asked, "ilayc YOU any good, slo
shoes suitable for servant girls?'
yep, what size do You wear" W
Il the unfortunate reply
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Governor Mactorkle, Of West V
ginia, Is fond of nnrraiing the folio
lo ing story; "A co'Ored man was {,
III ing "A white friend about another
gro who owed him 81 and absolute
refused To pay Che ,l"h ''"
m tor dunncd and dunncd him, but