The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1901-01-25
Editorial and Otherwise.

husband.
Perhaps the loud cravat is the tie that
blinds the swells.
The man who keeps in trim won't 60
on the ragged edge.
A rousing time is sptto occur just be-
fore breakfast.
Even . candle has bad habits; it sput-
ters and takes snuff.
II you would be happy never borrow
trouble or lend money.
Talk may be cheap, as a rule, but low
ing terms are dear.
Bachelor-A pair Of scissors with one
blade missing.
Don't work yourself to death in order
to make living.
Don't envy your neighbours luck; envy
his pluck, II anything.
Don't expect your opinions to fit If
you obtain them ready made.
Don't attempt to talk II your mouth 10
full or your head is empty.
Don't forget that quitting fault Is the
best way to correct it.
The young man is judged by the com.
pany he keeps.
1t pays . merchant to deal honestly |
with his customers.
Other peoples blunders either educate
us or make We more conceited.
Advice after mischief Is like medicine
after death.
Some people are so vindictive that they
vent their spleen on little children.
One bright smile is worth more than
the dignity Of lord chief justice.
Every young man should remember
that the world honors industry.
Don't forget that nothing appears or
disappears quicker than tears.
Don't deride the vanity Of others. 1t
isn't modesty that creates censor
Don't be too anxious to take in stran.
gers. You may get taken in by them.
Many man has killed himself trying
things that were supposed to prolong
life.
Missionaries in China have Cancelled
orders for 100, 900 books since the trouble
began.
The surface area Of the Chinese empire
10 eighteen times greater than that Of
Great Britain.
Open street cars in Hartford have cave
troughs to conduct rain water to either
end Of the car.
No woman ever took the conceit out
Of man by refusing him at first and
finally consenting.
II you tell . woman she is good, she
may thank you. Tell her she is pretty,
and she will love you.
Delinquent poll-tax-psyers will not be
allowed to vote in the Democratic prima.
ries. Remember this.
| 1t won't do to- wait for something to
turn up; you must get out and turn
something up.
An Irish attorney says no printer
should publish death unless apprised
Of the fact by the party deceased.
A self-convicted, or professional hum
orist is at heavy disadvantage-being
funny is to him serious business.
The "hobo" printer gives the DEMO.
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He is always strapped and foot-sore.
Never deviate from the truth II you
want the confidence of the best people
OF the community in which you reside.
A good man carries peace with him,
but when he meets the devil there is
more than apt to be little warfare.
A big fortune awaits the inventor Of =
sewing machine that will collect rents,
repair family breaches and mend bad
manners.
Pitch pine undoubtedly constitutes the
largest single item Of lumber, provided,
however, that hardwoods are not classed
~ single item.
Tho delinquent poll.tsx-fellow will be
in the soup after the first Of February,
II he does not step up to the sherifY's
] Office and plank down$2.
Tho vulgar and useless idler, whose
energies Of mind and body are rusting
for want Of occupation may look with
scorn upon the laborer engaged at his
toil, but his scorn is praise-his contempt
honor.
The penal code Of the Chinese empire
IL 1t least 1000 years old, and under its
provisions about 1900 persons are an
nually executed.
II South Dakota has an aggregate Of H.,
10000 acres Of vacant government land
which Ia now subject to entry by quail
Ned applicants.
The women in the neigh borhood ar,
always anxious to tell bride how t.
manage her husband, but the men prefer
to let the groom find out his troubles fol
himself.
The influence Of men IL not to be con
hned TO the circle Of their acquaint ntances
It spreads on every side Of them, Mk'
the undulations Of the smitten water
and will reach those whom he neve
saw.
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ays verb, indicative mood, present tense
singular number, and agrees with d
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