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KoosEvELT,s INAUGURAL.
The Vice Presidents speech on Assumin

The Vice President's Speech on Assuming
Once.
Washington, March 4.-vlce Presi-
dent Roosevelt, in his inaugural adj
dress, said:
The history of free government is in.
large part the history Of those repre-
sentative executive bodies. in which.
from the earliest times, free govern
ment has found its Hottest expression.
They U ever hold a peculiar and
exalted position in the record which
tells how the great nations Of the
world have ~endeavored to achieve and
preserve orderly freedom. No man can
render to his fellows greater service
than Is rendered by him who. with.
Ifearlessness and honesty, with sanity
and disinterestedness. does his life
work as a member of such a body. Es-
pecially is this the case when the legis-
lature in which the service is rendered
is a vital part Of the governmental ma
chinery of n of those world powers
to whose hands. in the course of the
ages, is entrusted a leading part in
shaping the destinies of mankind. For
veal or for woe. for good9or for evil,
this is true of u OWL mighty nation.
Great privileges and great powers are
ours and heavy are the responsibilities
that go with these privileges and these
powers, Accordingly as we do we'll or
Ill SO shall mankind in the future be
raised or cast down. We belong to a
young nation, already Of giant
strength. yet whose present strength
Is but a forecast OF the the power that
is to come We stand supreme in a
continent. In a hemisphere. East ana
west we look across the two great
oceanss toward the larger world life
in which, whether. we will or not, we
must take an ever increasing inter-
est, and rs keen-eyed as we. gaze into
the coming years. duties, new and old,
rise thick and fast to confront us from
within and without. There is every
reason why we should face these du-
ties witha sober appreciation alike OF
their Importance and OF their diff
Guilty. But there is also every reason
for facing them with high-hearted res
buttons and eager and confident faith
in our capacity to do them right. A
great work lies ready to the hand ot
this generation; 1t should count Itself
happy indeed that to 1t is given the
privilege of doing sue a work. Ahead
Ing part therein must be taken by this,
the august and powerful Legislative
body over whichFI have been called to
preside. Most deeply do / appreciate
the privilege of my position; for high
indeed is the honor of presiding over
the: American senate at the outset OF
the twentieth century.
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stead Of having the presidentEwait until
alIsof1ctals were In place the prest-
dental party did not appear until ali
invited guests had assembled, and
everything was In readiness TO admin
lister the oath. BY this time the hail
turned into q steady drizxltns
rain, making officials and ambassadors
SHIFT uneasfly under the downpour.
When the special guests had been ush-
cred to seats there was q momentary
|luil. and an awe-like silence fell upon
the great concourse as 1t strained to
catch the first glimpse of the president.
In h intense stiffness family could
3 e5heard the solemn words of the chief
Justice, and the measured response Ut
the president taking the oath to main
tain inv.oIate the constitution OF the
United States. Then he turned again
to the people and began his inaugural
address.
When the president closed his adj
dress the vice president and many sem
ators grasped his hand in c%ongratula-
ition. Then he returned to the capitol,
proceeding to the senate wing. where
lunch had been spread in the commit
tee room of the committee on military
affairs. Heressthe president was Joined
by the vice president.N the inaugural
committee, distinguished officers Of the
army and navy, AMI a number Of GEN
ators and other Invited guests.
Half an hour was spent in. taking
refreshments. then the president was
escorted back to his carriage to Join
In the parade to the white house.
The vice president with an escort OF
the inaugural committee, followed the
president In the parade. At 2t35 the
presidential party swung into Pennsyi-
vania venue at the peace monument,
The rain had ceased.
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zKIMBAIIL GRAPIIC
G. R.aTLNAN, P1blfsheT. sSs
KIMBALL SOUTH DAKOTA

ttF24afsSIsS 4#A6Rs.efq AESfSwsla9 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
J. Pierpon, Morgan has madeta great
many successes out OF the men under
lin. notes Victor Smith. Pill Armour
had q Similar way with him. He, like
Morgan. would not pay a salary OF less
shan $1,000 a year to q clerk In his Of
tiee, One day q young chap applied
for q aclerkshir backed up with most
excellent letters from personal ac-
quaintar1ces Of the sraeksc. We'll. sir.
how little do you want fer y6nr sery-
ices?" said Phil. "lon must UNDER
stand that times care hard. We are
killing only 5000, 600 liogs and 5000, 900
beeyes a S.es... The youngsters thought
1t over. then said: Armour, I
wouldn't be here IT I didn't know times
are hard, and I'll be easySon yon, III
set in at SO a week If you'll agree TO
increase my wages 81 for every 100. 900.
beeves that you don't kill under 5so91,-
600 and $lfor every 200 0o hogs yon
don't kill under &, 900. 0eO.'' With his Ill
tie. shrewd eyes + Phil looked clear
through. him, then said abruptly: Al
a rule dislike p~recocious youngsters.
They don't last. Hut;fI'M let you start
in at s25 a week, without conditions.
I do 1t. too. with some fear that in a
few years you VIII the business
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AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS

Mr.. Doty ofHixhland, Iowa, Restored
q Health-A miraculous Case-Her
Husband IL csrel OF Rrixht's Die.
ease by Same Means.
Highland, Iowa, March 4, 1901.-Spe.
cal.J-Friends OF Mrs. w. Fl. Doty are
very much pleased to notice the won
derful improv,b ient In her condition.
For eighteen years she has been a suf-
ferer from rheumatism, and the torture
she has endured during this time 10
past all description. Mrs. Doty tells
the following story:
II have suffered for the past eighteen
years with Kidney Trouble and Rheu-
matlsm. I have tried doctors, patent
medicines, plasters, llniments, electric
treatments, and nothing did me n
good. I had nearly lost all faith In any
thing. when I sent for six boxes of
Dodd's Kidney Pills. l said to my hus-
band I expected that It was some more
money thrown away, but when I had
taken them a week / could see that
they were helping me. The lameness I
had suffered with for so long 10 nearly
ali gone. It IL not a quarter as bad as
It was. For years I had to wear a
warm bandage around my forehead to
prevent the pain. Since using the Pills
I have been able to remove this alto
gether.
II cannot find words to express my
heartfelt thanks to Dodd's Kidney
Pills for their wonderful cure Of my
case. My husband has suffered from
Kidney Trouble for years. Last spring
4 doctor said he had Bright's Disease,
and treated him, but he received no
benefit, and he kept growing thinner
and weaker all the time. When I got
Dodd's Kidney Pills he commenced
taking four a day. He has taken them
three months and IL nearly well. His
strength 10 increased, and the improve
ment In his Ease is almost miraculous,
Dodd's Kidney Pills havo certainly
been q God send to u.s."
It 10 Just cases like those Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Doty that have made Dodd's Kid
ney pills 90 very popular in Iowa.
They are Soc a box, six boxes for
$3.50. Buy them from your local drug
gist II you can. II he cannot supply
you, send to the Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo. N. 7.
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man who is a sunday school III.

A man who Is a Sunday school SUI
p~erintendent and a pillar. in the church
unbosomed himself to a newspaper
man the other day as follows: II could
not be hired to touch a card or play a
game of chance. but I simply can't re-
sist trading penknives sight unseen
j started about u month ago. A friend
OF mine held his knife in his closed
hand and offered to trade it for the
n l had in my pocket. As my knife
had all the blades broken. / didn't see
how I could get the worst OF lit; nor did
I, for his had n whole blade. Since
then ! have traded knives nine times.
and I have finally secured, through
various stages, a really fine knife, with
q pearl handle. Yet II ] come ncross a
man who wants to trade / don't think
i could resist, although now I would
be pretty sure to get the worst of the
bargain. 1t would serve me right II
I should be stuck with my original, old,
bladeless Knife
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preceded carrie Nation.

Lewiston. Me- Journal: Speaking OF
sunaahins saloon fronts, years ago Col,
woods and was walking down Main
street Sin Bangor, renewing old assoc:a.
lions after . six months exile. Finally
he arrived opposite q barroou that he did
no At frst recognize. He looked IL over
carefully and then stepped into the street
to survey 1t. He saw what the trouble
was. The proprietor had put In a new
Sie . out Of the street, and with ali
his fntKhtS slammed 1t through the win
dow. When the proprietor came out,
white with rage. there stood the colonel
yelled the s~aloonkeeper. Cause you
are getting too - tony here In Bangor
% suit me- said the colonel. Then 10
drew bis big wallet and cheerfully paid
tor the damages. Therein he was difrer-
emit from Mrs. Carrie Nation.
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Several Invitations of a more or less
farcical nature have been sent to Mrs.
Carrie Nation regarding a New York
visitation. The latest was a sugges-
ton that She try her hand at reform
ing the fou hundred, reference being
made to the burlesque saloon smashing
act ut Senator Clarke's valentine ball.
She replied: The society people OF
New York probably need reformation
as badly as any class OF people in
If they want to burlesque me when I
am trying to save mems souls ! do not
care. They had better employ their
time driving vice out of their own
atty, tsj assstT fGi1Hf Il E ~ el5fs5
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ROOSEVELT SWORN IN:
senator Eye of Maine Administer the
Oath of Once.

Senator y of Maine Administers the
Oath of Once.
Washington, March 4.-Standing up-
an a spot hallowed by history and
in the presence OF a brilliant and dis
tinguished assemblage. Theodore
Roosevelt OF New York, was today In
Quoted into Office as vice president of
the United States. The solemn oath
was administered by Senator VIM. P.
Frye OF Maine, president proternpore
Of the United States senate. The cere-
mony was thoroughly democratic, yet
In its very simplicity was profoundly
impressive.
Without decorations of any kind. not
even the stars and stripes being dis
the oath of office fell from
his lips the senator from Maine and
Vice President Roosevelt fervently
clasped hands. the galleries were
splashed with national colors, many
silken flags luttering breezily among
hundreds of handkerchiefs.
Uuon the floor of the chamber was
the president. senators, representa-
tives, members of the supreme court
governors Of many states. members Of
the diplomatic corps, army and navy
officers n men distinguished in all
walks of life. The galleries presented
a spectacle Of marvellous beauty, hun
dreds of brilliantly attired women, a
in handsome toilets, lending color to
the scene. AS the vice president
dropped the hand of Senator Frye, he
| glanced upward at his wife, seated In
the executive gallery. She was the
first person OF whom he thought in
this momentous hour, and to her he
looked for insDiratiOn.
An instant later this vigorous Amer
lean faced the United States senate for
the first time as its presiding officer.
Not a flaw in the induction of the vice
president into office was noticeable.
The whole was perfectly planned and
beautifully executed.
Roosevelt's inaugural address was
listened to with utmost attention. The
proclamation of the president calling
the senate into extraordinary session
was then read by the clerk.
AT the conclusion of the reading d
proclamation of the vice president re-
quested new senators to present them
selves at he desk to take the ath Of
Office. The clerk called the names of
senator's in groups of four. and as they
advanced to the left OF the vice presi-
dents desk to take the oath they were
greeted with cordial applause from the
galleries. At the conclusion of the cere-
Inony incident to The swearing In Col
onel Ransdell conducted President Nc
Kinley, who followed the sergeant-at-
arms, on the arm of Chief Justice Full
Ter, to the presidents room, where with
the inaugural committee he was to
await the seating of guests on the
platform at the east front of the cap
itol before he appeared there to re-
cetve the oath of Office and deliver his
inaugural address. BY direction of the
vice president those entitled to the
floor OF the senate proceeded to the in
augural platform, Where the Induction
into office Of Mckinley occurred. AT
1:40 the senate returned to the cham
Der and was called to order by Vice
President Roosevelt. The hour Of
meeting was fxed at IL and the sen.
ate adjourned.
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The peace which we are pledged e
leave to the Cuban people must carry
with it the guarantees of permanence. We
BECAME ponsors for the ~pncifcation of
the island, and we remain accountable to.
the Cubans. no less than to Our own
country and people, for the reconstruc-
ton of Cuba as q free commonwealth on
erty and assured order. Our e~nfranchlse-
ment of the people will not be completed
until free Cuba shall be a reality. not a,
name; a perfect entity, not a hasty ex-
pertinent bearing within itself the ele-
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South Dakota Notes.


OR. Robinson, OF Nioorara, Neh..fis
at Tyndall, acting as foreman of the
Bon Homme County sNews.
Clay county residents are antici-
patlng much from the discovery Of pc
up remarkably in value.
Aberdeen will have a s100, 600 public
building and expects the legislature
to provide for a $4,000 normal school
building.
Al h term OF court which opens al
election contest cases will be finally
settled. ss
Peter Gravel, who served two 5yearA
in the Philippines, has returned home
to Mound City. He may ~re-enlist.
Dogs IN Aberdeen were playing with.
a pocketbook which. when taken from,
them, was found to- contain s1.0oe
check and other money. The owner
hak been found.
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Lots Of Fi.hs Few Mormaid..

New York Evening SUM-: The colonel
occasionally broke forth In language not
exactly suited to the drawing room. The
colonel was we'll on in the sos and had
not married. Not that he couldn't, he
was wont to explain. but because 30
few women struck his fancy.
One evening the colonel attended a
little sat home and taking the hostess,
very dear friend OF his. aside, poured
into her ear theSstorY IL his rejection.
ny d charming young woman whom he
had asked to be his Wife. The hostess
thought the colonel needed esmpathy,
and, beckonirg o charming dinner 3
parton TO her. saldt 3sSs
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WHAT IS oVARITIs?

Adult, throbbing pain, accompanied
by o y OF tenderness and heat low
down in the side, with an occasional
shooting pain, indicates Inflammation.
On examination it will be found that
the region OF pain shows some SWELL
ing. This is the first stage of oyaritis,
Inflammation of the ovary. If the roof
OF your house leaks, my sister, you have
it liked at once; why not pay the same
~respectito your own body2
You need not, you ought not to let
holds out the helping hand to you, and
will advise you without money, and
withoutprice. Write to Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass. and tell her allyoursymp.
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WATCHING THE PARADE,
As High a. $500 was Paid for a singi.
ss Room.

= al ON ~OOO VINE IRAu IOI ~ SlnR1S
=, Room.
Washington, March 4.@Crowds began
to gather on the streets at an early
hour today. Military and civic organ
izations that had been delayed en- route
poured in with increasing rapidity.
Every street a was crowded to the
fullest capacity. Reviewing stands be-
gan filling early.s Boxes, barrels, etc,
We're brought into requisition, and long
before the parade moved the streets
We're densely packed with people. The
prices of window seats in houses and
stores along the line Of march reached
almost fabulous rate within the past
week. 1t Is reported d wealthy senator
paid $500 for a. single room for a day.
Crowds were held back from the line
of march by q wire fence, which ex-
tended along the line of parade, with
breaks only at street crossings.
The White House raj astir early this
morning. All details in connection
the capitol had been arranged by Sec
rotary Cortelyou, SO little remained to
be done. except to see to the execution
OF his orders. 1t was Just 1890 when.
the president entered his carriage.
drawn by four superb horses belonging
to the executive stables, with him were
Senator Hanna, Representatives Me-
NAT duA SdIiIlOu. III OLAeT carriages
We're Secretary C%ortelyou, members OF
the cabinet, Admiral Dewey, General
Miles. The president was escorted by
troop A of Cleveland. veterans of the
civil war, headed by General Sickle's
uniformed Veterans union. the Union
Veteran legion and veterans OF the G..
A. R. This contingent was led by the
famous rough rider band. made up of
men who formed part OF Roosevelt's
70 ynaypua nOvrnr ~, a III -Ea ~ ~o 49,.
than 1000 OF the G. A. r. and kindred
veteran organizations In line. Grand
Marshal Green and staff were at the
head of the line.
The progress OF the presidents car
rage was marked by q continuous roar
of applause. men and women cheering
and waving handkerchiefs and clapping
hands. The president was In high spir-
Its. bowling to right and to left to the
cheering crowd. He was hatless most
of the time. Hanna attracted much at
stentton.
Following the president came the
West Point and Annapolis cadets, Elev-
infantry, Third artillery. Porto
sRican battalion, marines and three bat
talions of jackies from the United
States warships lying in the Potomac,
q cavalry squadron and detachments Of
the hospital corps. Two carriages drove
RAPIDLY down the line. containing Mrs.
Mckinley and her guests, escorted by
General Corbin. Mrs. Mckinley was
cheered continuously.
It was 11:4o when the president and
cabinet reached the capitol. President
Mckinley was conducted to the presi-
dents room, where he signed the bills
which the dying congress had passed.
Several bills minor Importance
failed.
a few minutes before 12l the last bill
was signed and the president and cab
entered the senate chamber.
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Colonel - has been telling me
that he has not been fortunate In win.
ming the hand of Miss -. Now, I tflinI
the colonel ought to remember the old
adage. There arejust as good fish III
the sea as yer were caught
Yes, madam. lots OF fish, but there
Colonel. Ss
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A Cracker-J.ck.

Tod Goodwin In the Salt Lake Tribune:;
II might ave been q high official, it
might have been a United States sena-
tor that this story is on-you can't tell.
At any rate the gentleman Utahn-
was dining with some other gentlemen
In the east some weeks ago. and when
the nj was nearly over some nuts
were brought on.
Our hero made a low tackle and sue
ceeded In connecting himself with a
bunch of them. He put one in his mouth.
sent his teeth crashing through 1t. and
repeated the turn with two or three more.
Another gentleman. sitting next to him,
whispered to him, saying: II youth wait
ers.,' &
Our friend turned Indignantly. and
said: .I don't want any. you 49, fool-I
had enough with my soup!!'
Ach. such q hopelessness! Who could
not Kill hisself in2 LIS
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King Milan, who died in exile re-
Gently, was a good deal of a martinez
when he was on the throne of Servia,
and on n occasion, when his prime
minister had crossed him, the king re-
quested him to. go and jump into the
sea, and take care to jump head fore
most. The prime minister bowed .e-
snectfully and moved toward the
door. WHITTIER are you going?" in
CURED his highness. Your highness
will pardon me" replied the astute
statesman. 81 am going to learn how 10
swim,
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Misauotations OF book titles by the
public library reader are a perennial
source of amusement to the bookman.
Following are some of the latest calls
for books at a western library: A
count of Monte Cristo," A"Acrost the
Kontinent by Boles.'s "BulIa,' Count
of Corpus Cristy." "Dante.s Descent on
Man. Feminine Cooper,s Works,
Less Miserable, "a Some OF Macbethis
Writings" sSSSS
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tor forces for which the experts pre-
dict the greatest futures. The former
certainly starts behind In the race, but
improvements in its employment are
coming steadily. An exhibition of its
working was recently given in Oswego.
N. Y, in which a 1O-horsepower engine
In a creamery was run by liquid air.
What is of particular interest was the
use Of the exhaust from the engine,
nearly pure oxygen, as fuel.
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proposed Alliance viii, England

II the United States and England!
should form a n alliance, the combined
strength would be SO great that there:
would be little chance for enemies to-
overcome us. In a like manner. when
men and women keep up their bodily
strength with Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers. there is little chance OF attacks
from disease. The old time remedy en-
riches h blood, steadies the nerves
and increases the appetite. Try 1t for
dyspepsia and Indigestion.
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Bloos sns Hats.

Abbey 2. Underwood In the March
Woman's Home Companion: The pfc-
ture-hate Of the Frenehy order that
viii be worn later In the season viii
Impression that the trimmer
stood in q garden and trimmed frnrn
the bush OF tree. When yourfhat gIF-
gests that, yotf may rest assured YOU
are wearing the right thing. The
poetry OF nature is the latest cry in MIL
linery where flowers are used. We find
the long ostrich-plume on l~ow-crowned,
wide. ,circular-brimmed hats fixed m
grande mode. Indications point toFthe
abandonment Of all small birds. Women
themselves are showing a sensitivensss
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toms. Her experience in treating TO-
male ills is greater than any other
living person. Following is 3 letter
from q woman who IL thankful for
avoiding Q terrible operation.
/ was suffering to such an extent
from ovarian trouble that my physi-
clan thought an operation would be:
necessary.
Lydia 3. Pinkham,s Vegetable Com.
pound having been recommended to
me, ! decided to try It. After using
several bottles I found that / was
cured. Ny entire system was toned
up, and I suffered NO more with my
tovariesn-Mns. AAAAAsToN,t Troy Mo-
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Victoria was a sttckler for good spell
ing. All queens and most untitled
members Of the sex are believed to be
superior to petty considerations OF or
biography, but In her own case interest
In 3 matter. led the queen to rebuke
official correspondents for laxity In
spelling. Sir Arthur Biggs preserves
one OF her formal 5reprimands.
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~Elee.rocut:on has been violently at
tackled gby the Electrical Review, on
the ground of cruelty. The Review
holds that shooting, %garroting. hanging
the g11illotine, harrikari and 3%beheadtne
by TIC sword are all humane compared
with stfe mutations and sickenine
pFeparadons for an electrical execu.
ton.