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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1901-08-16
Halls Family Pills are the best.

The sale of thousands of copies of a
ten.cent magazine at one dollar apiece
was very curious happening at the
time OF the Chicago Worlds Fair. The
Cosmopolitan prepared Worlds Fair
number, contributed to by many famous
writers, and so thoroughly illustrated
that it surpassed even the most expen-
sive book which had up to that time
been issued. In those days the maya
zine was printed from two sets of plates
only, and when these were worn out
it was impossible, without great loss
of time. to put further editions on the
press. The newsdealers, taking ad-
vantage of this condition, raised the
price of the Cosmopolitans Worlds
Fair number to one dollar a copy. A
few sales were even made toward the
close at the phenomenal figure of five
dollars. Undoubtedly this happening
is unique in the history of magazine lit.
erature- The Cosmopolitan will en-.
deayor to repeat its past success, with a
Pan-American Exposition Number,
which will be even more attractive, il
possible, than it's Worlds Fair prede-
cessor. The most famous writer's of the
country have been invited to take part
in the preparation of this issue. After
many days careful study of all the won.
derful scenes of the Exposition, more
than hundred photographs have been
prepared, which, taken as whole give
thorough conception of the marvels
of this Exposition. 1t is doubtful if any
book, selling at forty times the price
of the magazine, will give any descrip.
ton Of the Fair which will approach
in interest and artistic value the
September Cosmopolitan. Those who
visit the Fair will preserve this number
as delightful reference. book in the
years to come, and those who are un.
able to 60 there will secure such a
comprehensive view of it's main at.
fractions as will be we'll worthy of
preservation.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1901-08-16

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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1901-08-16
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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
= HER POINT OF VIEW =
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WYE ALL ARE apt to talk too
w much. that is. If we are women
! w 50 they do say. | am always SO
pleased when a man talks too much
| 1t is such a comfort. l have been
comfortcd a great deal in that way
| lately. 1t does seem as if there had
! been an iIruption of masculine talka
1iveness in town line. Pretty nearly
| every day some man says things that
| viii not add extra rims to his halo
| in this world or the next And then
| Il man is so funny: he never knows
how to take back his indiscreet re-
| marks.
| Now woman. when she has said
| some hateful catty thing, can always
| slide out from under the responsibility.
| so beautifully. All she needs to do is
| to smile a propitiatory smile and
either declare sweetly: Il never said
II in the world or Dear me. Think
of making such a fuss about little
thing like that. They might know I
never meant it" or IL don't remember
who told ii to me. but, goodness gra-
,ious. everybody knows it. Don't Won
care: or Il think it was just horrid
| of Nan to repeat that. ] just know
she did for ii WAS secret. | wouldn't
have spoken of it. but what is the use
of having a secret If you can't tell it?
And | never said a word about it to
another soul. Just wait till ! get even
with her." or "Why, YOU don't mean
to say that anybody blames me for
that: the very idea. Why, nobody
ever blames me for anything in the
world: they all tell me I'm a privileged
person. Indeed. YOU Greve me very
much to hint at such a thing. | sim
ply refuse to hear another word about
il. Let's talk about the Armory ball"
And, of course, that ends the matter
as far as she is concerned, and she
sails on her way serenely.
a man is different. When he says
fool things people are sure to call him
to account, and bluster around and
threaten to hurt him, and make them
selves generally obnoxious. And then
he always hates SO to acknowledge he
has been, and he doesn't know
amy nice. pretty ways to crawl out of
exceedingly small holes. 1t isn't his
role to act kittenish or pretend it's all
joke. Somehow people won't be pla-
Gated that way. They will persist in
getting up and snorting and endeavor-
Ing to make him explain.
on these tlresOme people who al
ways want something explained, It's
terribly hard on the others who are
poseurS or romanticists, or Just plain
every daN newspaper folk. So many
time these men who talk
too much are like the little
boy, who in a very unamiable
frame of mind, prayed fervently that
Il food would come ana drown Aunt
Mary, but who, when that night
terrific storm arose. was heard Ia
wall dolorously: 80 Lord can't YOU
take a joke There are so many
matter-of-fact people in this town
who will persist in stubbornly desir-
ing all jokes with fOotnotes. and spoil
other peoples fancy poses and beau
tiful cllmaXes and pretty stories in
which they and the other reformers
are the star heroes.
Sallpv RaSs
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Speed and Endurance of DOES.

Dogs and wild animals Of the same family
| are remarkable ior their qnickne,s and stayine
powers III rnnnlnG, as every one knows. \ fox
terrier. for example, will follow his masters
carriage for hours with no signs of fatigue
Wolves will travel sNty miles in night Nan.
sen saw Arctic foxes on III" ice nearly 800 miles
from land and found their tracks in the snow
on the parallel Of 81 degrees north ESkimau
dogs can travel forty five miles IN five hours,
according 10 Hayes, who rccites that he once
drove his dog team seven miles in an hour A
siberian dog. on good ice will draw about
eighty pounds; onr ordinary dogs. at hll speed
run at the rate of from 81 10 ~ feet per soc.
ond; settlers and pointers, about lsla TO Il no
miles per hour, and they can maintain this speed
for two or even three hours Fox hounds are
very fast. and, in recent trial, one Of them
beat thoroughbred horse. covering four miles
in o.. minutes. GreyhoundS oan run at the
rate OF ~ TO - feet per second. Horses cannot
exceed @i feet per second.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
81 Social "",ynn'. ~
" @4rrsn11al

| dance at the Country club Thursday
| night. in honor of Mrs. u. G.. Kirk and
Miss Kirk. of Nova Scotia. The piazzas
and the rooms were decorated with
many Japanese lanterns, giving IA won
dcrfillly charming effect in the fair
spring night. Bauer furnished music,
and the Country club steward served
supper Among the guests were:
Mr.. and Mrs. \. IT. Storrs. Mr.. and
Mrs. j. a. LSnde. Mr.. and Mrs. G. $.
Weston, Mr.. and Mrs. George c.
Brooks, Mr.. and Mrs. II. r. Reynolds,
Mr.. and Mrs. H.. T.. Chase. DR.. and Mrs.
Murray. Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Storrs.
Mrs. George Rice. Mr.. and Mrs. Won
StorCh. tn" Misses Reynolds Matthews,
Pennypacker. Gilmore. Eleanor Rey-
nolds Dale. Hunt. Gerecke Dr. Keller.
br Walker. Dr. Wainwright. DR.. l.. G..
Kennedy. Messrs. r.. T.. l.oomis. Slade.
f. e. Fuller. 4. Il; Hunt, ir.. George
Russ. Cooper Lanely. Jones. of Wilkes
Barre: Russell Dimmick. II. ID. Mer-
rill.
Mrs. Fulton entertained informally at
tea on Wednesday afternoon.
The Schumann- Eleink concert has
been the talk Of the week. and Mr.. r.
e. Hand has been receiving the con
gratulations of Il thoroughly pleased
public. II was a tremendous risk at
this end of the season to attempt such
n high priced entertainment. but its
success is something to remember with
pride to the end Of the chapter. 1t is
probable that arrangements will be
made another year to have a great
musical festival such as is held at
Worcester Cincinnati and other places
and to max" it an annual feature.
There is enough musical talent in this
city to develop it into a permanent and
notably brilliant event
1t will take an evolution of some
generation to get to the point where
we should appreciate a Bach festival
such as they are having down in the
quaint old MoraVian town of Bcthle-
hem. We couldn't be expected to he
up to Il Bach festival yet. while we are
apt to go out en- masse in the middle
of Il concert when laboring under the
hallucination that it is over, and while
We still vociferously insis, on encorcs
from performers in a programme be-
fore the appearance of the star, but
we might struggle up to the pitch of
a festival such as they have in Bing-
hamton. and it will he IA satisfaction
to see it tried. We haven't Il Mr.. Wolfe,
such as they have in Bethlehem. who
practically gives up his life with no
return save the clovatng of musical
taste in Bethlehem. but we have or
ganists and singers and musicians in
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Story Of the Shad.

T7ilE United states Fish commission has just
sent several Of its agents oil board ihc
Fish Hawk 10 stock the Delaware river with tho
Young shad, which will return later full srowr
and really tor the plank or the broiler. Tile
shad is in reality herring, and Is called by The
naturalist alosa sipidissin,a: is found all a'on.
th" Atlantic coast, and from Alaska to Lover
California on the Pacific side, where it Wa
introduced BY the California Fish commission
The shad passes most OF its life IN the b,in,
deep. only coming up our rivers Tor the purpose
OF spawning. 1t is during these spring mgra
tion', when the temperature OF the river is from
81 to D degrees, that 1t is possible Tor tile hNlc,
man TO capture them. This is always done b.,
4 net because the shad has no teeth, and will
not bite the line Their food is acquired b,
swimming with mouth open aud collecting oi
their gills the minute forms OF aquatic lite
which are altered ont as the water pa>,c'
through.
As the shad is only captured at the time Of
breeding. it was in great danger OF extinction.
IN fact in 1879 IL was almost extinct owing 10
its capture in such large numbers during the
breeding season and from the pollution OF the
watrls it ircquenred Zach femal, fish deposit,
from 10000 to ico.OOo eggs, the highest record
being that of a specimen caught in the Della
ware river in lSSj. which gave 1j6.00 eggs
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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
JOSEPH SCHROEDER ARRESTED
He Is Charged With Selling Liquor
without License.

Joseph Schneider. an old German re-
siding on Beech street. was arrested
Thursday at the instance of Director
of Public safety T.. l.. Hitchcock on
I he charge of selling intoXicants with
out n license. The warrant was Issued
by Magistrate Howe. before whom a
hearing was held in the afternoon.
Special Agent Reed, employed by Di-
rector Hitchcock tn secure evidence
against Nulators of the liquor laws.
testified that he and two other agents
had purchased bottled beer at Schnei-
dei's place last Sunday night and that
Schneider and his sous were selling It
to all comers.
Attorney Clarence Balientine. who
had been called to defend the prisoner.
asked that the case he continued un-
til Monday. on account of his unfa-
mliarity with 1t. Attorney Fred
Beers of the Municipal league who
appeared for Director Hitchcock,
agreed to this and the case was con-
tinund.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
CHILDREN ON THE STREETS.
Ma agistrate Millar Says All Must Be
Indoors by II O'clock at Night.

Magistrate W. $. Millar announces
that he will instruct the officers OF his
court to arrest all boys found on the
streets of the central city after IL
o'clock at night. These Instructions
will be given IN u few days as he de-
sires the mothers of children staying
out late to have sufficient warning.
The magistrate was prompted to
make this announcement after being
accosted on the street early one
morning. while returning from the
railroad station, by boy about s
years old. who tried to sell him
paper Those who are out late at
night and in the early hours of the
morning frequently see these young
sters. whose parents evidently have
no sense whatever OF their RESPONSE
bilitN.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25

" HAT ARMORY BALL is to be the
greatest thing in the world as
far as Scranton is concerned. I. 1t
Il really is. Everybody is going to
tp be thcre-and the gowns!
Well, even the most t'ourishing Bachc-
lor's ball that ever was never shed its
light on such costumes as viii be seen
ON this occasion The natron, maid,
sweet girl graduate and d"butantc are
planning for this grand opening of the
summer campaign. 1t Is said that
'modSteS have meyer been SO busy in
preparing for any social event and
many are making frequent trips to
New York FOR beautiful party gowns.
IT WAS though: that the tickets were
rather high in price $40 for lady
and her ort-but the cost seems to
have no effect in doterring people from
attendance. and there is II prospect
that the Clamor for tickets viii be
unprecedented. 1t is to be on such a
magnificent scale that simply from a
spectacular point of view it will at
tract thousands. Every prominent
family in the city will be represented
and there will he many out -of-town
guests. a large number of house par
tie. viii be entertained for the occa-
sion and even at this early date the
enthusiasm regarding the wonderful
event is intense.
There will be Il "choic" hole" handi-
cap to-day. open to all golfers. 4
choice hole handicap isn't as compli-
Gated AZ it sounds. You simply play
all over the upper course three times
and then YOU take the two best balls
for each hole to make the score for
TIL" eighteen holes.
\ fixed handicap will be posted here
after. which will regulate the scores
of players for the season
The Scranton ,;olr club will be rep
resented on Memorial Day at Trenton
by nine men selected from the follow
ing: James Blair. jr.. w j. Torrey,
NJ. u. Fuller. T.. G. Fuller. w. G. Sha.
fer. Y. Il. Brooks. a. Il. Huntington
j. II. Torrcv. :. II. l<InGsbury aud
others.
There will be a Memorial day handi-
cap at the Country club on Thursday
much pleasure from week to week.
Tha, of last Saturday was particularly
enjoyable. rh" entertainment commit
tc" deserves much credit for this at
tia, tive feature of the season. Those
who Will servo this afternoon are:
Mrs. l.. T.. Watson. Mrs. +. j. Platt.
Mrs. -. e rwtrhcll Miss tourscn and
Miss Hunt
Dr. ana Mrs. Fulton gave II beautiful
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
DR.. Humphreys.

IL is Il fact confirmed by the most
ample experience that those who habit =
ually resort to Humphreys Specifics
for aid and cure in their illness. have
less sickness, better health. better
growth, longer and more vigorous
lives, than those treated by other
methods. The fact is explained i'm the
circumstance that these Specifics, be-
cause of the method of their composi-
lion. have deeper and wider range Of
action than other medicines, and thus
constantly tend 10 eradicate constitu-
tonal disease
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Bees Injuring Fruit.

There has been much discussion recently ON
this subject arising in part from law suit
in New York, in which iruit grover sought TO
recover damages OF his brother, bcc.keeper,
for damages supposed to have been done hy
the bees TO his crop OF peaches. The iury de.
cided that there was no cause for action. The
case was hotly contested on both sides and
bee men are rejoicing in what they consider a
just verdict.
Bee men have proven to their own satisfaction
that bees cannot punctue the skin OF sound fruit
and that all they can do do is to slck the
juice when the skin has been ruptured by other
agencies.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Aluminium to Replace Copper.

In Is" the production Of aluminium in the
United states was about twenty-five tons and
IN other countries scventy,onc tons while in
800 the United States produced about 1000
tons and other countries about 800 Conner
Telegraph and telephone wires must he twice "a
heavy as aluminium in order 10 do the same
work. and 6,00o tons OF aluminium used for
sh"athlnS on roofs will replace 10000 tons Of
copper.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Wireless TelegraphY.

Professor John A. Fleming stated recentlv.
at lecture in Liverpool. that Signor Marcon.
on the first day OF the reign OF King Edward
WI. accomplished the feat Of sending wireless
messages between ST, GATHERINGS, Isle OF Wight
and The Lizard, a distance Of 200 miles. Per.
feet communication between the two points has
since been established.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
When You Get a Headache

druggist and get a box of krausc' K;
Headache Capsules. They will pre-
vent pain even though your skull
We're cracked They are harmless
too. Read the guarantee. Price 25r
Sold by all druggists. =.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25

at Dalton. and upon their return TO the city
VIII take mp their residence at the Icrmyn.
Mrs. William Y. ilallsteod. who has been quite
seriously III with influenza during the pas, week.
is able TO sit mp and 1t is expected that she
will soon hc fully recovered.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
THE CURES EMBRACE

Headaches, Grip, Catarrh. Neuralgia.
Sore Throat Bronchitis, Group, Whoop-
ing Cough. Dyspepsia, Kidney and
Urinary Diseases. Diarrhea, Dysen-
terry. Piles, Women's Complaints, In
fants' Diseases, rheumatism, and other
formidable and oft times fatal diseases.
AT all Druggists. - cents.
Dr. Humphreys Specific Manual
mailed for the asking.
Humphreys Homeopathic Medicine Co, Cor.
v lliam and John stS., New York.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
Definitions.

The unit OF light, or standard candle power,
is the light given ont by sperm candle. weigh
in= SIX to he pound and burning lso grains per
hour,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25
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SCIENTIFIC SALAD

"Inaccufate knowledge is a dangerous thing.
So in all things let us he accurate
Readers ot the Salad would greatly aid me
In my task by tsking questions tnot neccs'
sarily for publicston), which il possible will
hc answered in full in AN early Issue II the
Weekly Salad and their receipt Mtnor ledgcd
Immediately by mail. MI such coinmnnca'
tions must, however. as 4 matter of coursc.
bear the writer's correct maine aud address
az otherwise they cannot bc taken into con.
sdcration.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1901-05-25

general who would enter with cnthusi-
asm into any plan which would de-
vclop good music
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31
Reflections of IA Bachelor

Young hopes grow into Cd
disappOintments.
The world was made for man
and man for woman.
The prose Of good cooking is
the poetry OF good living.
The only thing in the world
that a woman can scorn and
yet love is Il man.
We love women not so much
because they are women as that
they are not men.
A woman doesn't consider
herself good houseIleeper un
less she discharges the cook
three times a day.
When we old chaps don't en-
Wy the young ones it is because
we don't really how the young
ones laugh at us.
A woman Judges what sort of
business man her husband is by
the way he decides whether she
got her new hat at a bargain.
A woman's idea of a sympa
thetic play is where the poor
hero asks the poor heroine's
rich father in vain twice in
every act for her hand, and each
time throws fit at his refusal.
Women don't know much alb.
out the possibilities of brick,
stone, steel and wood, but they
can take two strings, piece of
ribbon and a bit of rag and put
to shame the creative faculty
of all mankind. New York
Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31
Subscribe for the DEMOCRAT

Remember when you are
walking through the lowlands
of sorrow that You go not
alone. BY your side the angels
of mercy walk and if you will
but listen you may almost
hear the rustic of the wings of
hope. Another is there. even
He who promised to be with
His always, even to the end of
the world. Then there are
friends who believe in you, who
love you, who would help bear
the burden if they only could.
and they too encompass You
about with their sympathy.
Messages of good cheer send
they all. Don't disappoint
these your friends. They are
expecting you TO come out of
the fire purer and truer and
nobler They are counting on
you standing up and bearing
the load of care with the hero
ism worthy of soldier of the
cross. For their sakes be
brave and hopeful. For your
own sake bear up and be STILL
Centralia Courier.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31

For minister to preach Il
sermon strongly tinctured with
salvation by works and then
for the choir at the close of the
sermon to sing saved by the
blood" makes an inharmonious
tumble Of song nd sermon that
is painful to the observant
nearer,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31
In Storm and Strife.

In storm and strife
The bells OF life
Forever keep a-ringing:
In dark and dawn
The heart sings on
FOrcvcrmore a-singing.
Still in the night
Tho souI sees light
A brighter future bringing.
Dim Grief in hight,
And rainbows bright,
And even the storms a-singing..
Atlantic Constitution
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31
FOR SALE.

The following articles are for
sale cheap for cash: Two sets of
harness, two saddles. one
spring wagon, one 10 inch pillow,
nearly new, cutting box, set of
blacksmith tools and a lot of
farm and garden tools.-C. F.
Smith at DEMOCRAT office.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1901-10-31
Log Cabin PhilOSphp'

Look out fer de rainy day,
but don't put all yo' money in
umbrellas.
Eff some folks knowed dat de
Worl WIZ turnin' rOun' dey'd
spend lifetime maxim brakes
ter stop 1t.
You cant reason wild a mule.
en- de mo- you beats him, &c
tougher he gifts. He's DIES ma
cherlly ergin de government
Atlanta Constitution.