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IHF TRIr BtSIN BIAZF.
~. wn Reach $500 OOO The Idlrviid
IotaII, Destroyed.

The police estimate the total loss NJ the
fcrcc hla7e ir ~" lrio i'a'in. Rroo'.lvn, "nrlv
Yesterday morning ~ about s;on"0 To
oycursiou ,toa'.. "r ftiowild. helouglug to ~"
S'arir Na,ira'i N company, un which tho
~. stared. lies almost completely -hW"rs'd
a. 49,. fr,ld and j. ho,Irvct 80 10 q total los
Tho 1T puu.'ru. tide British trimp -tenmcr,
=. hatlv quite. AVID th" in,,u bale oi m'"
ia L.~ hold lsyo boon burned 81" arrived
~ 'uo : RIO ilu-.. OIL Voc ~. and pN"t haf her
cargo had le"u Gi.ohnrEcd IN" v"s~"l j.
o,.I, q lear "ii VI" Two liglt"r- destroyed
u.r. ,It. Portland owned hy the Rover tou,-
mn. ART the Sv"iter. owned y. NriCh' \
,Dlh Ilo BOARD o~'o',' !osa alpr" ror''l'ing
30. ,h. y, ru.rg o. tlo wharf ls nsti,,at"A
~ s,na ON N'hYuln tho Rrooklyu Hrencu
mad \ lonR MD oV'itius NrA' with IN" faues
r,i B.. nu. Wu- IuI.r"! and he slightly This
wa IRA q Mpud- tue Cti Tin u' ono of tho
rs...n,lc-. "lo slipped of n ladder ard
brul .rl hi- '"g
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Alleged BROOKLYN Bisamist Nabbed.

Edward Harris as wears old. an officer an
the steamer Uecker. which arrived In Boston
from Brooklyn ON Tuesday, has been arrested
~ tho former ct" and will be brought back
to BROOKLYN to-day TO answer 10 n charge ~
higamv Mr. Margaret Harris to whom
he was married IN $50 and who lives al loi
Fourteenth street, BROOKLYN. ls the complain
ant She alleges that her husband was married
10 Dora Bennett n widow. by the Rev. p
{ Taylor Of tho Pilgrim chapel on Dec. ~,
two weeks after she herself had introduced
her to her husband
The sun., 1901-01-10
pspa Called In q COP.

,IrtNros. y \. Ian . Will" william
Parsons was reading his evening "1pe- last
n,.n' his doorh"l rlIE. uud Du r-.-N"riul
/, ha was nearly carried III his fo"' B.. 'HIIl, .
a., rn,pis, Who hs com" to ~uryr,s" ms
d,ushio- lIlliiu With the p"rUissipn "t
N,s- Parsons hsr took " = carl."' and iro-
cseded TO dance to the music of three negroes
plaVins guitars When Parsons went 10 bed
he was unable to se, to sleep on account Of
the music and went out and complained to
policrman Wegand with the officers as
distance the surprisers were turned out.
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i,u ,lrcs Irou,,i...

Andrew " 'a.suw aud David 4 Rlars-
Iei.e ,,aaIu \ Blark.rds"l .Vh,,c.1l" deal
"r, IN sat fish - ~ nuau" street.. have.
mad" an ~ lsnuent To- Jau"- 5 traic
i,oti'tnn IN involuntary bankruptcy u =
Ned ,a tari 5 against James y Matthews
and Edgar l. fppsns'sln ,MattheN-A Eppen-
stelnl builder. Of AZ tniumhus avenue
They owe about s2o,UOU above the morts ages
on heir property.
The sun., 1901-01-10
rdpard straus. Not 80 Wen.

,rprcr Yuc'.r. = " Ian. Fdua-d
e,r,u-. ,uTrr"d r"l1ns" to-6av The
,h,si-iur- -rv 'h.f vS Siia no sor!oVs results
r, aufl,' ratrd o." rIEI'I ian viii not ba nhls
8, i,oygi frr ~rt. HrIl du".
The sun., 1901-01-10
urcrrl of ten. Cayanagh.

Tro funeral of Err ten J0mcs ,avanagh.
,nr,e,r ,rlouo, ur ~" S.,ty-u.uth Regiment.
,.. No held iu-dI, 90 70 \ VI ~ his 'atc resi-
l,..,n - Iuri street. ErprkI,u lhe in
t.rr.rni viii ho NJ Z 3D. FHrN t''u'ierN
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y,,ty.,,uht Ncv aound.mcn IN Prospect.

no c,,.Inl qs -ot.rdsr'en lu = i"N dave -
.,u 80. y,r~,..tr- "r"a'ci hv tho promotions
..-,nni.',ir- 1l"ro i~ - possibility %, q
ne. over ~" dot al. ~ ~ ha- ,'.r tOp-
. ,,,a that vpC.r go viii" tlsT, Sarvi
"a trrr,Ir.r cannot d" detailed par..a
.,,lr a, ruund-'Noj. Without passing COM
I.:Iri,r cNa-i' alton
The sun., 1901-01-10
p,,.h Of Ou..r.land'- New Premier.


NFIIF17 'T'-F TI'''IT|T N INV ~
rrrsp,>a IHn SRI T. D!r1son. Prime
Nir,ei.- Il Queensland, who vts chosen
,... n.p a. Minister ~ Defence y tho Cahi-
rot ~ tho nov Australian ,p.omonsaalth.
iied to-S4g
The sun., 1901-01-10
~. Men Din- 'apt. Coon-,. Give Hin Giuh.

can, tooncy 81 tna Mrst Thirty
street station was entertained 10y his men
last nich' Al q dinner ~ 25s We-' THIRTY
third street In addition 90 m. dinner the
serseant, roundsmen and patrolm.n gave
him a baton Of rosewood and carved ivory
and cap and holt Policeman Reuben
Connors was their spokesman
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
Seven Devils Railroad.

Baker City Herald
Secretary o. L. Miller, of the
Baker City chamber of commerce, is
in receipt of letter from Lieutenant
Edward s. Farrow, in New York,
which contains good news to the
people of this town. Briefly, the
letter advises Mr.. Miller that he may
now proceed with the incorporation
OF the Baker City and Seven Devils
Railway company, as outlined in the
Herald OF recent date. While nothing
was said in the letter about the action,
Mr.. Farrow's principals will take under
consideration the proposed line, ut
the same time his orders to proceed
with the Incorporation OF the COM
pany is accepted to mean that the
Mexican Trust company, the corpora
ton which was the virtual purchaser
of the Northwest railway, will back
up the Baker City project and aban-
don the old route from Huntington.
The articles OF Incorporation will at
once be fled
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
RAILROAD TO SEVEN DEVILS.
Baker City Still Thinks She Has q
Chance for 1t.

The Baker City Republican says:
The feasibility of constructing q
road from here to the Seven Devils
is not questioned While here Major
Farrow made statements, from
an engineers standpoint, to the ef-
feet that the work of building the
road would be comparatively easy.
1t was inferred from his remarks
that an easy roadbed could be had
along the banks of the Powder and
Snake rivers, and that no difficulties
of great note appeared in the path
of an easy grade through the valleys
of Pine and Eagle. One route talked
of is to run east from here, gain
ing an inlet to the Powder river val
ley through the Flagstaff pass, thence
along the Powder, tapping the val
leys, and then along the Snake. The
0. R. & N. has made a survey over
the route, though the mountains
we're to be crossed at point consid-
erably north Of the pass, emerging
above Erwin. Another proposed
route Is to follow the Powder river
to the valley. This is not regarded
as a satisfactory route because OF
the increased distance the river route
would represent as it makes lengthy
| bend.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31

armed with a shotgun, sailed forth.
A shot into the air proved sufficient
to scare the gang away. The robbed
Chinaman ran up town in search of
an officer; and Sheriff Gray was
reached by telephone. He visited
the scene of the outrage, but no clue
to the perpetrators could be obtained
1t is suspicioned that they are youths
of the city.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
CHINAMEN FRIGHTENED.
Visited By Gang of Midnight Robbers

The Chinese gardeners, who rent
a portion of Lyman Perkins place,
we're visited by crowd of five men
about midnight last Friday. The
visitors were intent upon rob-
berry, and but for timely interference
would have made haul il the China
men keep their boarding in stock
ings. The Celestial into whose room
they entered first was relieved OF
sixty-five cents. The sbossee China
man" lived in the room they next
tried to enter, but while in the act
of breaking in the door Mr.. Perkins,
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31

Geo. A. Meyers carriage paint
shop is now ready for use. He is
prepared to paint in proper style all
kinds of carriages and wagons He
also expects soon to have machine
to make additional threads on the
axle of a vehicle, thus making it pos
sible to tighten the wheels and prevent
the rafting noise that accompanies
the average one that has been used
year or more. He will be a public
benefactori if this can be accomplished.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
What's your Face Worth7
years ago

Sometimes a fortune, but never, If
you have sallow complexion, q
jaundiced look, moth patches and
blotches on the skin, all signs of
Liver Trouble. But DR.. King New
Life Pills give Clear Skin, Rosy
Cheeks, Rich Complexion Only
25 cents at l.. CHURoHILL's Drug
Store. 46-3
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
Good Indications Found While Boring
Artesian Well.
SCENE SIX MILES OF WEISER
J. s. Sheperd May Have Bonanza at Frazier
Gulch Ranch

]. s. Sheperd mentioned by the
Signal as having 500-foo well on
his Frazier Gulch ranch, has dis
covered that 450 feet OF standing
water contains so much oil that IL is
unfit for use. But he doesn't feel
bad abont xhst, as water is cheap and
kerosine is 35 cents per gallon.
Work was suspended on the
we'll because of the distance from
which water must now be hauled to
use in operating the machine. How
ever, had the oil indications been
noticed when work was in progress
he would have continued boring.
The last fifty feet bored was through
black slate that usually overlays
coal, 30 the prediction is made tina,
either oil or coal will pe struck if
the ground is explored to sufficient
depth. If the search for artesian
water can be continued in this vicinity
one of these days bonanza of some
character will be struck. With 6
small but promising flow of natura
gas on one side of the city and
strong indications Of oil and coal or
the other, as result of three partly
completed wells, there is certainly
strong reasons for the belief.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
BOER CAUSE NOT HOPELESS.
1t is Reported That Lord Roberts is
Anxious to Take the Field
Once More.

London, Oct. 28.-A long letter
written by Ex-President Steyn Of
the Orange Free State to Gen. Kitch-
ener is published here today. 1t
asserts that the Boer position Is now
better than it was after Commandant
Prinzioss surrender a year ago.
Steyn then adds:
"Your excellency's jurisdiction
extends only as far as your cannon
can reach. During the year our
case has progressed wonderfully.
There can be no talk of hopeless
ness"
1t is reported IN official circles
that Field Marshal Roberts is anxious
to return to the Transvaal and again
take command of the British forces.
That his wishes will be gratified soon
is not improbable.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31

Mothers everywhere praise One
Minute Cough Cure for the sufferings
it has relieved, and the lives of their
little ones it has saved. Strikes at
the root of the trouble and draws
out the inflammation. The children 8
favorite Cough Cure.
DAVIS DRUG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1901-10-31
Some Of the Forage Plants Adapted
to This Section.
VERY VALUABLE DISCOVERY
Bromus Marginatus Superior to Tim
Othy-GrOwing in Weiser Canyon.

In addition to the ever popular
timothy and alfalfa there are many
valuable forage plants worthy of
commendation. A brief description
Of few of these may be Of inter-
est to our readers In this eonnec-
ton due praise should be given to
the Department of Agriculture for
its efforts in introducing hardy and
well tried varieties from Europe and
elsewhere. One of the most valua-
BILE of these is
TURKESTAN ALFALFA
a variety which at Price valley, near
the head of Weiser river, withstood
the severe freezes of June last 1t
is a popularity Of this kind that the
roots are spreading, hence it will not
heave out of the ground by the act
ion Of frost. Seeds are very scarce
at present, only small quantities for
trial having been imported; but sooD,
we predict, no seed catalogue will be
complete which does not list Turke-
stan Alfalfa.
Next in Importance may be men
toned
which is said to be the hardest clo-
yer in the world and when we say
hardy it must be understood to refer
not only to exemption from damages
by frost and severe winters, but il
signifies the possession of great
drought resisting qualities. Alsikt
laughs at drought, is not susceptible
to heat or wet and is uninjured by 6
temperature of 40 degrees below
zero.
For alkali soils
AUSTRALIAN SALT BUSH
is recommended. This is a larg,
spreading bush covering an area o
3 to feet in diameter and is mucl
relished by stock as it supplies thu
salt 80 necessary to their well being
Its chief value lies in the fact tha
it thrlves best on alkali soils redeem
ing them from those salts so detri
mental to other vegetation. 1t is
perennial plant and only one pount
of seed is required tor an acre O.
ground.
1t is believed that a mixture o
the following varieties many o
which are far superior to timothy fo
meadows or pastures, will prove t.
be far more satisfactory than an.
variety sown alone. The list include
Fall Meadow Oat, kentucky Blue
italian Rye, English Rye, Timothy
Bromis Inermis, Red Top, Dog
Tail, Alsike, White and Red Glover
Such mixture has been prepared
by MIR. John A. Salzer, of La Crosse
Wisconsin, who has valuable intel
ests in the Black Lake country. Ey
cry summer Mr.. Salzer passe
through Weiser Valley on the way
his mines. In his catalogue for 1870
he says: "Hon. Ed Ford, ex-Mayc
of Victor, Colo, in company wit
our manager, Henry A. .Salzer, So
a two-year-old plant of Alfalfa Clt
yer near Weiser, Idaho, on the bank
of an irrigating ditch, which Glove
measured A feet high and had owe
800 lateral stems, photograph {
which would make above illustrate
pale and hide itself. Indeed it W.
the grandest clover plant that "
have ever seen"
Now there is one grass deservin
OF special mention and that is
BRoMUs INERMIs
a Russian grass imported by the D.
partment of Agriculture, tried in tt
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
How's This 4?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
+. J. CHENEY e. CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. j. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any
obligations p,ade by their firm.
WEST STRuAx, Wholesale Druggists
Toledo, o. WALDING. KINNAN 4 MAR
WIN Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken int er-
nally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c.
per bottle. Sold by all Druggifts.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
GOOD ADVICE.

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from Dys.
pepsia and Liver Complaint. More
than seventy.five per cent. of the
people IN the United States are af.
fiicted with these two diseases and
their effects: such as Sour Stomach,
Sick Headache. Habitual COstive.
pess. Palpitetion o T. this Heart,
Heart -burns. Water brash. Gnawing
and, BURNING Pains ct the Pit of the
Stomach. Yellow Skin, Co { Q d
Tongue End Risssreeable Taste in
the eMouth. Coming up Of Food after
Eating, Low Spirited, etc. Go to
your druggist and get q bottle Of
August Flower for IS cents. Two
doses will relieve you. Try il. Get
Green's Prize Almanac.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05

Purity l. tie sfssss cJhiidsrtloSn II, wins. !, y
drink or eai. All risk Of getting impure, re-. VIZ Jas)
hey is avoided b ybayins direct from Ins c. ~ q
nef Dl.alling O., They also :evs vi ~
snnounoemsnl "a this paper; G means money
your poekeA
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
THE FORESTRY EXHIBIT.

0overnnept win MAKO . Splendid
Display IT Pan.Anssiean.
The United States Government For
estry exhibit at the Pan-American Ex
position will form . division Of the
Important display to be made by the
Department Of Agriculture. 1t will
consist mainly of q Photographic dis
play illustrating the. relation Of agri-
culture to forestry. supplemented by
maps and sections Of commercial tim
Der trees from the Appalachian Noun
tain region.
The Photographic display viii en-
body sixty framed bromide prints en-.
larged from Photography, together with
twenty colored and uncolored trans
parencies.
The bromide pictures range In size
from sixteen BY twenty.four to twenty.
four by thirty inches, and the transpar.
encies are from three by four to six by
ten feet.
The subjects to be illustrated by bro
mides and transparencies comprise
briefly the various methods Of lumber
Ing. their effects on forest production
and on the adjacent agricultural lands.
The effects Of forest fires on the forest
land and the relation Of such denuda-
ton to the flow Of water In streams
and the supply Of water for irrigation
will be fully shown. The principal
types of trees and forests will be Illus
xnl % oh <hn 81 vS1 1,,v, kap
duction of forests occupying agrlcultur-
al and nonagricultural lands. The val.
ue Of preserving certain types Of pro-
tective forests on watersheds for the
conservation Of water important to ad-
pacent large areas Of agricultural lands
will also be illustrated. A special fea.
ture Of the Photographic display will be
the illustration of individual trees Of
the mammoth Blgtree, the Giant Red
Firs, White Firs and the Sugar Pines
Of the California Sierra forests by col
ored transparencies six by ten feet. 1t
Is interesting to state in this connection
that these transparencles are the lar
gest ever made. Typical agricultural
valley lands In the East and West will
be illustrated on the same scale. show
Ing the special protective agencies Of
natural adjacent mountain forests and
planted shelter belts Of forest trees
The region and the subject from which
these illustrations were taken are rep
resentative Of the principal agricultur-
al and forest sections Of the United
States.
Fourteen colored maps Of the United
States will show the distribution of the
principal forest types and species, the
distribution Of rainfall in relation to
that Of forest areas and in connection
the location Of State Experiment Sta.
tions.
Nineteen large slabs. four feet high
and six inches thick, with bark at
tached and one surface polished, show
the size, quality and character of the
commercial timber trees Of the Ap-
palachian forest region.
The Government Forestry exhibit
will be under the immediate super
vision Of Mr.. Clifford Pinchot the Chief
Of the Division. He Is graduate Of
Yale. has Travelled extensively and has
prepared for Buffalo an exhibit that
has never been shown IN this country
before. CHARtIs NpwARD LLOYD.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
A C0nfeasion-

Downie (referring to the pleasant
faced lady who has just passed) )-Ah,
my boy, I owe a great deal to that
woman.
Dorkins-Indeed! She's not your
mother, is che?
Downie-No. my landlady. - Glas-
gov Evening Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
A Wage Philosopher.

Junior Partner-Der bookkeeper
says if We don't raise his zalary he'll
t'row up his job-says he wants to get
married.! :. -; -.
Senior PartneY-Giff der lobster q
raise, den! After he gets married he
Won't dare to t'row up his job, undt
veil cut him down again!-Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
Mutual Admiration,

"Jiggins thinks he has the smart
est small boy in the world"
Well, Jiggins can't help giving the
youngster credit for D.. superior dis
,cernment. He is absolutely sure he
has the wisest father in existence."-
Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
A Constant Reminder,

Dusnap-I see you call your naph-
tha launch after your wife.
Bertwhistle working over launch
engine, perspiringly)-Yes; because
whenever I want to go anywhere with
It, takes so long before it gets ready
to start!-Puck. ,.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
About to Make . Change.

"What is he going to do now"
breathlessly asked the agitated young
woman, with her eyes on the daring
aeronaut, who was clinging to his
parachute.
"He is about to sever his connection
with the balloon" replied her escort,
"to accept position little lower
wn."-Chicago Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
Republican Standing Committee:

AdsDs-C. 2. Hnganan, J. D. Hps.
8eaver-Charles Dreese, Elmer Wetael.
assvsr w.--Thos Herbsssr. jackson Baker.
Ssntre-W. A. Napp. F. H. Slime.
Chapman Peter ShsneS, c. H. Updsgsevs.
Frsnklin---John Hsckenburg, Geo. r. ststlss.
JAckson-J. Harvey Meyer. .. A. Brouss.
Middlccreek-D. F. Row, Geo. G. Stuck.
Monroe-W. L. Young, d p. Ritter.
Penn-Harry l.. Engle, Geo n. Wilmer.
perry-F. T.. Boyer, Allen Valentine.
Perry W.-Jo.ish Winey, G. 9. SprigRls.
eelinsgrove--J. A. Lume ard j. F. Keller.
,pring-Chas. X. Klose, ID. II. Shook.
Union-Jacob Stahl. A. J. Stroh.
Ha@hington-Myron Meyer, w. r. Blown.
PETER YOUNG, Chairman.
ELMER L. WErzEL, Secretary.
J. FRANK REIrz. Treasurer
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
Trying to Find Out.

"Tommie, is your mamma at
home?" asked lady caller coming
up the gravel walk. Tommie, who
was peeping around the corner of the
house, gave a guilty start and then
replied, meekly:
That's jist wot wuz tryin' t find
out; I've bin swimnin'."-Ohio State
,JOurnal
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05

s.fc: Always reliable; Leaies, ssk Druggist 70.
CuICHESTER'S ENGLlNH in Rsd and
Take no other. Refuse AangerOus subsei.
tutiOns and lmitatlons. Buy Of your Druggist,
or send le. In stamps for Particular, Testi.
mOnials and " Relief fer LAdies,' IN letter,
by return Mail. 10000 TESTIMONIALS. Sold by
all Druggists. ..l
CHICHESTER CHEMICAL 90.
500 Madia0n SQuare, PHILA., PA.
Nsntisa sAis Dapsn
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05

wANTED-TRUsTwORTHY MEN AND wo
men to travel and advertise for old established
house Of solid financial standing. Salary $50 .
year and expenses, all payable In cash.No cane
eelf-addreseed stamped envelope.d Address
4anAger. ~ Caxton Bldg. Chieag0, t-le-l1
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
MlDDLEBuReH Market.

The way to buy PURE WITS KEY is direc
from the dstllery. You avoid the possibility
Of sdulteration and save the jobbers' and small
dealers profit. The Hayner Distilling Co..
Dayton, Ohio, will send you four full quarts Of
Seven Year.Old Rye, express prepaid, for $3.50.
See their announcement appearing elsewhere
In this issue.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
Never in Luck.

Old Lady-Just my luck!
Caller-What's wrong? =
Old Lady-I've just heard Of six
sure cures for rheumatism, and not
one of our family has got .it.-N. \.
Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05

Mrs. Youngwed (crying)-Oh, Frank!
Boo-hoo! Don't you know big tramp
ate one Of the pies I baked this morn
ing? Boo-hooi
Mr.. Youngwed - Oh, we'll, dear,
there's lots Of other tramps. Besides,
the police won't blame you for it.-Cin.
sinnati Enquirer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1901-09-05
Liver Pills

That's what you need; some
thing to cure your bilious
ness and give you q good
digestion. Ayers Pills are
liver pills. They cure con-
stipation and biliousness.
Gently laxative. An s1.r...... 1ss;
Wont your nous tache beard beautiful |
l brown o. rich black? Then use
bUCKINGhAM'S DYE tskis.ae:.,
- svs. ., s.ysssp. ea .. p ~. e. s1.sA. q =