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Daily camera., 1901-12-05
ROYAL Events Next Year.

1t is said that 1902 will witness not
only a splendid coronation. but also
a kings marriage. Alfonso XIII. Of
Spain Is already older than were many
Of his ancestors when they assumed
the cares and responsibilities Of mat
rimony, and the fact that his elder
sister (an heiress), the princes Of
the Austrias, expects to present her
husband with q prince or princess in
December makes the Spanish people
anxious to see their sovereign safely
married. The youthful kings choice
is limited TO Roman Catholic prin.
cesses. but the kaiser, who seems to
have time for everything, is looking
out for . suitable wife for his young
"brother,"
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
OVnHectIHB Ht tHese UVrMIndIs 1Ur th6
East, South, West, North
DELIGHTFUL WINTER TRIPS

to all resort points in the south and
southeast at at,ractively low rates via
the Colorado t. Southern railway.
Here are few OF the many resorts to
which round trip tickets are now on sale
TEXAS-Galveston, Houston, Austin,
San Antonio. Rockport, FL Paso.
LOUISIANA-New Orleans, Lake
Charles.
MEXICO-City of Mexico, Monterey,
Guadalajara.
FLORIDA Jacksonville. St. Angus.
tine. Key West.
CUBA-Havana.
NEW PROVIDENCE-Nassau.
Ours is many miles and many hours
the shortest line between Colorado and
the south. Our through trains carry
handsome Pullman sleepers and elegant
cafe cars. Meals la carte.
T. E. FISHER,
General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
A Kangaroo Ranch.

An Arkansas planter IL making ar
rangements to start kangaroo
ranch. The hides are valuable and
the tendons much more so. The lat
ter can be split extremely fine, and
are the best thing known to surgeons
for sewing up wounds. and especially
for holding broken bones together,
being much finer and tougher than
catgut.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
Use of Mouse whiskers

The business done in mouse whisk-
ers is considerable this year, for they
are used in the making Of the wonder
full new fly for fishermen-the new
gray gnat." And they are expensive
nearly ten cents whisker. Trout rise
very much better at mousewhisker
flies than at the same "gnat" dressed
in jungle cock hack,es, which look very
much like them
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
Similarity of Names.

1t appears that consignment of
wheeling stogies" recently shipped
to England was classified by the Gus.
tom house officials as "leather manu-
factures." on the assumption that they
were boots for bicycling. This is equal.
says the Pathfinder, to the Dutch pat
ent Office, which ella ssified an American
machine for making ginger snaps un-
der "distilling and brewing" on the
assumption that ginger snaps" was
some sort of "schnapps" to drink.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
siGht Quickly Restored.

Love, they say. is blind,' she re-
marked, casually.
True" he replied. "but Hymen is .
Hrst-class oculist."-Chicago Post.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
The Art of Fipanae.

Of money, isn't he, father?"
"No, Freddy; fnancier is man
who gets hold of lots of money other
people make."-Tit- Bits.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
ReruIar Thouxht Fouaary

A building in Georgia settlement
displays this unique sign: School of
learning. Lessons given in poetry
writing and noveitry. Also will teach
music to you, and dramatics. Hides
and wool taken for cash. Also, as the
winter season is coming on, oak wood
and kindling."
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
GEESE AS PROPHETS.
RspRoash Upon the ParvsyoH
Of Information,

As tall man was standing in Broad.
way looking at the wea ther vanson the
Herald building and casting searching
glances among the clouds above, a
look Of inquiry on his face, came along
and joined the other in his skyward
searchings, says the New York Herald
Promise Of fine, long, open fall, u
said the sharp-featured man.
The other paid no attention to the
remark, but continued his observa.
ton.
mot many signs OF winter yet" con-
tinued the speaker, land it will be some
time before they put in an appe arance.
have Just returned from the woods of
Canada. and the wild geese up there
prophesy long and pleasant autumn
They were still settled in their summer r
quarters when l was there, without
giving any signs of preparations for
going south. These geese are usually
right in their forecasts. and make
precious few mistakes. No use of
looking for cold weather until after
they move"
Their reputation" answered the
tall man, without taking his eye from
the weather vane, appears to have led
all Of the geese in the country into
making prognostica tons"
AS he concluded he turned and
walked away. The sharp-featursd
man stood for some time. as though
not quite understanding the remark.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
Table Talk,

Sentimental Hostess Ito bachelor
gusst)-But will you never marry, Mr..
Hopper?
Bachelor Guest-No, Lady Sportley,
life's too short to quarrel.-Judy.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
An Opinion,

Josh-Hoss-tradi 10 purity un-
certain business. Most allus both
parties Is tryin' to stick each other.
Silas-That's so. It's like swappin'
green goods for gold bricks.-Puck.
Daily camera., 1901-12-05
Timely warning.

Hewitt-That fellow is always talk
ing about honor in little things.
Jewett-Pm glad you told me; III
keep my eye on my umbrella when he
is around.-Town Topics.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16
FOR wOMEN's TROUBLES TOO

New Baden, Ill, August 12th:-Mrs.
Anton Griesbaum, Jr., has been very
ill. Female weakness had run her
down so low that she could not d. her
homework. She had tried many things,
but got no relief.
Dodd's Kidney Pills, new remedy,
which is better known here as a cure
for Bright's Disea Sc, Diabetes, Dropsy,
and rheumatism, worked Like a charm
in Mrs. Griesbaum'S case. She used
three boxes and is now new woman,
able to do her work as we'll as ever
she was. Her general health is much
improved, and she has not a single
symptom of Female Trouble left.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are making a
wonderful reputation for themselves
in this part of the state.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

An amusing instance of unconscious solil-
oQuy during a tete-a-tete with lady was
It was In the old convivial days, and the
doctor was summoned one evening from a
rather too festive board to the bedside of
a lady patient. He felt her pulse 'ssecun-
dem arten," but for the life of him could
not count its beats. Drunk by Jove,'' he
soliloqsized, and pulled himself together
sufficiently to order some harmless mix
ture. His delight may be imagined when
the next morning, instead of an indignant
dismissal from further attendance, he re-
ceived from his patient confession that
he had diagnosed her complaint quite cor
rectly.-Chicago Chronicle
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16
sumnary RetrIbutio..

Chinese emperor.
The court ffdyorite looked questioningly
at the empress dowager.
Certainly" said she. eff it will amuse
him. behead the entire band"
sBut what reason shall / give?"
Simply call attention to its lack of
delicacy. As we were entering the Forbid
den City it played: The Old Home Amt
What It Used to Be- "-Washington Star.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16
He Couldn,t.

."Oh, Mr.. Spooneigh, pray rise. It is not
right that you should kneel at my feet.
Rise, beg of you'll" implored the fair lady
But he didn't rise. His Irish did, though,
and he replied, solemnly:
I'm afraid-er-Miss Grace-Tm afraid
I'm kneeling on your-er-that is, you
dropped your chewing gum, and, oh, Miss
Grace, Pm stuck on youi"-Denver Times
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

KNOWN lot," said Uncle Eben, keep
still an let de yuthuh Teller talk He's
gwineter. go away wifi de idea dat you
couldn't hep bein' purity wise ahter listen
ia So long to him." -Washingto Star.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Dorothy, the only daughter of . prom
inent western minister, possesses will
that, 1T 1t increases with her years, win be
most formidable thing to encounter by
and by As It is her father and mother
are constantly being shocked by her un-
Not long ago she was pIaxina with ne S I;t.
ten, which objected IN frantic jumps to be-
ing dressed in dolls golf cape; and in
her sudden desperation and evaporation
her mother was Mortified to hear her ex-
claim:
You d. little cat,''
Of course a vigorous chastisement fol-
lowed and the usual penitent tears were
shed and promises made, but alas, for baby
resolutions! The next day the kitten
again proved intractable, and childish i'm
patience was about to express itself when
she caught sight of her mothers warning
eye and uplifted finger. Then with an air
of resignation she said:
That's all right, mamma, but she's the
same kind of cat that she was yesterday"
Milwaukee Sentinel
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16
All Servant. Alike.

TowneI could never understand why
political officeholders are called public
servants.
Browne-Why not?
Because they're really our BOSSES"
We'll! guess you never kept house, did
Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Johnnie" said the father, sternly, cant
you keep quiet until ask the blessing? '
''Pll try" said Johnnie, resolutely, but
It's offul hard when we got chicken; please
don't pray long, paw."-Ohio State Jour
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

This is the season of the year when tn,
careful man diets and is no sicker than tn
man who eats what he pleases.-Bostol
Transcript
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Hes forever speaking of the late I'M
pleasantness.' By that 1 suppose he means
| the civil war" ooh, mol He means his
| late wife. '-Philadelphia Press
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Some people are fools, and they can't help
it. Don't argue with them.-Atchison Globe.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John +. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16
Not Strange.

Quizzer-Isn't it remarkable the inter
est foreigners take in American affairs
from the very minute they land?
Guyer-Yes, and especially in the money
question.-Kansas City Independent.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

DE man dat staht out to git sumpin' fob
muffin" said Uncle Eben, '3giner'ly winds
up by gittin' muffin fob sumpin' Wash
ngton Star.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot-Ease
q powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures Corns, Itching
Swollen, Hot, Cailous. Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress. Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Unfortunately, we usually answer a fool
according to his own folly.-Pucl1
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

Neighbor-.Why do you jog the baby So
hard when she's crying" Proud Mother
'.Sure, it makes her cry with such a beauti-
full tremmlyo. Chicago Tribune.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

pcNSY1n0 on age. disability and Widouhood: p. l.
aMo1oMn or any o. S. Service. LAWS FREE
AN -AeCOknICk SONS, Cincinnati. WashiEgten D. G.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1901-08-16

| a. When visiting BuffAio. do NOS
. fail TO see the CANADIAN EXHIBIT
| at the Pan.Amertcan.
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09
A Good Story.

Executive Commissioner Ohm
son, OF the Washington Pan Amer
ican Exposition Commission, has
received letter telling how
Washington's big tree stump, sent
to Buffalo to demonstrate the
size of Puget sound FIR timber, has
been the means OF Ieunltlng two
sweethe arts. The letter, written
from independence, la, is signed
by A McArdle, and reads:
Ten years ago, while living in
a town not far from Buffalo. | was
engaged to Miss Margle Hunter,
and we were about to be married,
when a small dispute aros" and,
u l mome"t 1T aHg. T, So, 50 sisted
o.. .seakln, ne ,.gab m'il AS
.llt ne ki, ", werr ~ o., mar.
su ' a fe" ~''E-, | s"~ repIy
chaguned, and the next day left
town, going to Colorado and Sc
curing work ia a mine.
II heard occasionally from my
old home and learned that the glrl
with whom | was SO deeply n love
had moved with her parruts to
Iowa. never heard directly from
her, and, OF course, never wrote
her. After a few wears | lost all
track OF her. Early in August,
with a party OF friends, was visit
ing the Pan American, and in the
course o! sightseeing came upon
your big tree. The side walls were
covered with names and addresses.
was about to write nine on the
only space | could see that was
not covered, when | discovered
the name, Margie Hunter, indie
pendence, Iowa.
Next day wrote her from
Buffalo, ,~ling her OF tho peculiar
way had discovered her where
abouts She promptly replied,
asking me to call and see her on
my way home, which is in La
unta, Colo. This did. The
invitation to the wedding which |
incIosc tells the rest.
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09
Attended II Hung Chang.

Ii Hung Chang, the gr.at Chi
nese statesman, di,l a Pei ing,
Thursday moruiug Dr. * .1eIl
Coltman, son OF Rev Robt Colt
man, OF this city, and wlo visited
La Junta last summer, attended Ii
Hang Chang during his last Ill
ness. The dispatches of Thurs
day morning contained the follow
ing details:
"Dr, Robert Coltman. OF Colo
RADIO, who was one of the physic-
ians attending Ii. said that when
he was called to act with DR..
Nelde, OF the German legation,
November lst he found the patient
very weak from a severe hemmor-
rhage, due to liberation OF the
stomach.
"Ihe hemmouhage was readily
controlled, said Dr. Coltman,
"but owing to the underlying con
dition OF chronic gastritis, with
persistant nausea, only the mildest
liquid food could be digested
Yesterday he was cheerful aud
without pain, bat at O'Clock this
morning he became unconscious
and was no longer able to get rid
OF the collection of mucus which
he had freely perforated. Death
was then certain, owing to symp-
toms superveuing upon gradual
carbonic acid poisoning.
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09
"Triunph OF Love.

The work winch our local
amateurs ait doing in this oper-
eta is so good that it seems only
fair to the public TO keep IT advised
OF the excellent entertainment in
preparation for its engagement on
Monday evening, November 18th.
The dTamatis peIsonae of the
"TrIumph of Love-" are all
mythicsI beings, goddesses, COB
Inns, fairies, demons and lmps,
with the exception OF three NOR
tails, Robert, "Duke OF Burgundy, -
Lepereilo, his valet, and Eveliua,
peasant girl. he story in brief
is follows:
A young nobieman, Robert, Of
Burgundy, has been entiCed to
lowest depths by M.cphisto and
the evil spirits Virginia, the god
dess of virtue, loves this mortal,
ann grleveS at his iail Ascenus,
wicked magician, has deprived
the fairies OF their queen, the
beautiful litania. In their dis
tress they call upon Regina, queen
OF the Universe, to give them
another ruler. The choice falls
upon Virginia, who declines the
offer, and who formulates plan
by which she hopes to reform her
beloved Robert, Regina accepts
the advice OF Virginia, and com
mands Amorita, Fortuna and
Honora to use their best efforts to
reclaim young Robert and promises
the crown OF the fairies as re-
ward to the one accomplishing the
task. Fortuna and Honora fail in
their efforts, but when the gentle
Amorita appears the susceptible
SdpituidNNo AT oiS't oh' ~
triumpks. The dukes valet, Lep-
erello. is also target for sly
Cnpid's darts and with his Evelina
is as happy in the kitchen as the
duke in the parlor.
Mephisto and his demons are a
lively crowd; they apparently have
things their own way for time,
but finally come to grief, and are
terribly punished.
The fairies, sixty Of them, make
a pretty feature of the show and
will be sure to captivate the audi
ence with their specialties.
In the last act Amorita receives
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09
To the Public.

Allow me to say few words in
praise OF Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. | had very severe
cough and cold and feared | would
get pneumonia, but after taking
the $, cond dose of this medicine,I
felt better, three bottles OF il cured
my cold and the pains in my chest
disappeared entirely, | am most
respectfully yours for health. X Ralph
5. Meyers, b.i Thirty. seventh street
Whee!ing, W. Va. For sale by
all druggists.
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09

her reward, and in the glare of
colored lights beautiful tableau
ends the charming operstta.
The reserved seat sale will begin
Tuesday, November l2th, at 9 a.
m, at City Pharmacy.
La Junta tribune., 1901-11-09
Annual Sale and Supper.

The Presbyterian ladies will
have their annual sale and supper
on Thursday, December 5, 1901.
Orders .or bedding, underclothing,
dolls, fancy and useful articles
may be lett with Mrs. l.. L. Gil
bert or Mrs. T. NJ. Finney.
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
THE GLORIOUS FOURTH.
Three Grand Celebrations to Which the
People of the Valley Are Invited.

Last week we published the en-
tire program of the celebration Of
the Fourth at Thatcher, and this
week we publish the full programs
of the Globe and Solomonvillo
celebrations. At Thatcher the
people of the county have been in
vited, where literary program
will be given in the Academy in
the morning and the afternoon will
be spent under the shady trees
watching the outdoor sport.
AT Solomonville good many
hundred dollars have been raised
with which to celebrate and a cord
ial invitation has been extended to
all the people to attend. An elab-
crate program has been prepared
and grand time is assured by all
who attend.
Globe is putting forth the effort
of its life to make its celebration a
success. The Stafford brass band
has agreed to go there on that day.
A general invitation has been ex-
tended to the people of the valley.
The people of Globe wish to repay
them for the good time enjoyed
at the Elks' picnic. A grand two
days program has been prepared
and the celebration will be some
thing grand.
Stafford, Pima and Il number of
others towns will not celebrate,
but the people will visit in one or
the other of the three towns that do
celebrate. A large number of SAT-
fordites are preparing to go to
Globe and of course Solomonville
and Thatcher will receive their
share Of our inhabitants.
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
The Spider Man.

\ prominent citizen OF Prescott
last evening requested The Courier
TO notify the ladies Of Prescott 70
look out for. the "spider" mgn.
He stated that the "spider" man
had worked his scheme on several
Prescott young ladies Yesterday.
The "spider" mans procedure is
thus described: He walks up to q
young lady on the street and says;
"Pardon me, Miss, but there is u
spider on your dress . He then
dances around the young lady as
she nervously hunts for the spider,
pointing IL out here and there, and
finally yells, "There il goes under
your dress" Under the excite
ment Of the moment, most ladies
will raise their dresses to AN un-
usual height before they realize
they have been made the victim Of
an outrageous and indecent hoax.
She "spider" man is a reality. Pre-
pare to deal with him MS he de-
serves Courier
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
A Kentuckey Feud.

MIDDLEsRoRo, KY, June lS.-The
widow of Andrew Coy, the noun
taineer moonshiner killed at Cor
bin yesterday, took a solemn oath
today while her husbands body
was being lowered into the grave,
to rear her boys for the single pur-
pose Of wiping out the Wilder and
Branham families.
If the woman keeps her word,
and it is feared she will, it means
that a feud will be started that
may endure for several generations
The funerals of Deputy Sheriff
Will Branham and Chief of Police
Silas Wilder, who were shot to
death by the mountainer, also took
place today. Branham killed Coy
after he had been mortally wound
by the moonshiner.
The families of the three dead
men have numerous .kinsmen, and
the feeling is bitter and deep on
all sides.
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
THATCHER ITEMS.
Regular Correspondence to the GUARDIAN.
Thatcher. June 90,


Thatcher, June 20.
The sale of tickets for the elec.
ton Of the Goddess of Liberty for
the Fourth is being conducted AT
Thos. MAYORS store. The young
lady receiving the highest number
of votes will be declared the God
dess. The contest promises to be
a spirited one as the boys are now
getting ready to make determin-
ed fight to elect their favorite
girls.
H. L. Hunt, one of the clerks in
Claridge & Hunts store, who pass
ed the civil service examination
last January, is the next on the
list from Arizona to receive an
appointment as mail clerk. The
appointment may come at any
time.
The headers and threshers are
busy at work in the vicinity of
Thatcher and grain is rolling into
the Layton mill every day.
Hall Merrill, who has been
working at Bisbee, in the mines,
for about year, came home on a
visit last Saturday. He will return
to Bisbee next week and go into
the transfer business.
The Arizona Comedy company
is preparing to put on that charm
ing drama, Bought" in Robinson
hall on the evening Of July 3rd,
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
Rain Coming.

The GUARDIAN has new wealth
er prophet. He predicts that be-
fore the dark of the present moon,
the valley will be visited by
plenty of rain and warns the farm
ers to prapare accordingly. If
course we don't hold our self res
ponsible if the rain does not put in
an appearance, but if it does not
come we will reveal the weather
prophets name. After the renew
al of each moon he has promised
to forecast the weather for us for
that month.
Graham guardian., 1901-06-21
A TRADE PROMOTER.
Jailed for "a Murderous Assault on j. H.
Flood

Jailed for a Murderous Assault on j. II
Flood.
J. H. Flood, who owns a grocery
store near Five Points, came to
Justice Burnett's court yesterday
covered with blood and made COM
plant against an old miner, charg.
ing him with assault with intent to
commit murder. He did not know
the name Of the miner though he
has known him quite well for three
years. Nor could anybody be
found who remembered his name
though many were quite well ac-
quainted with him. His name,
however, is not essential, for he is
in Jail. He is about sixty years
old and small,
Late yesterday afternoon he went
to Floods store drunk and wanted
to buy some goods and pay for
them with a promise. Promises are
hard to circulate among wholesale
houses and Mr.. Flood declined to
do business. The old man drew
a long knife and sprang at Flood,
who is large and powerful man.
He disarmed his assailant after re-
ceiving Il few slight scratches.
The old man went away and soon
returned with shot gun. He
pointed it at the breast of Flood,
who made the quickest move ne
ever made in his life. He seized
the gun barrel, turned it aside, and
a despesate struggle for possession
of the weapon ensued. Flood sue
ceeded in getting it away and
handed it to a bystander and pro
ceedcd to quiet the old man. He
was landed in Jail, where he is
ruminating on the unwisdom of too
strenuously trying to establish and
promote commercial relations.