Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1901-02-25
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band, and proceeded to get gay, we
thought he was acting in collusion with
our enemy, but not desiring to antag-
onize the law, we waited, until the
matter conld be investigated. The in.
vestigation Is over, and the result jus
titles us in calling the Mayor yellow
fever, germ, an official sissy, contemp.
tible coward, a Miss Nancy, a repudia-
tor Of the public confidence confeder-
ate Of such cut-throats as the editor
of the Enterprise, and a wart on the
neck Of the body polite. AS editor of
the Banner, we cannot be suppressed,
when our dignity is assailed. The
Mayors act was unconstitutional, and
we will see that he is defeated by a
nine-tenths majority when he comes
up for re-election--that is, providing
he does not see us and take steps to
appease our wrath. A word to the
wise Is sufficient. AS to the Enter
prise--just wait. We still have on our
fighting clothes"
Girls cannot be too careful in guard
ing their conduct. This pathetic story,
coming from the Klondike region,
contains great lesson. In response
to q request for kiss, a young lady
while sleighriding with her lover near
Dawson City, made very ugly face,
| upturning her nose, and twisting her
mouth all out of shape. Just then an
exceedingly fresh wave swept along
and froze the girls face, making per-
manent the Disagreement her lima
tured contortion had produced At
last account, she had not obtained
relief, and her lover has deserted
her.
What would you do, if after having
tried the panaceas, you could lay your
hands on the authors of the following
directions?
"Bathe the feet at night, after dis
solving the powder in water, and note
the instant relief"
place salve on the corn, leave II
there for 20 minutes, then remove the
painful growth, which is thoroughly
uprooted, and ready to fall out"
"By our painless method, you can
scarcely sit still, for laughter, while
the tooth Is being extracted"
"Our anti-hot mustard Is very eff,
fective, but an application is almost
intoxicating in its revelry of JOY"
"Dr. Tyres cayenne pepper lozenges
purify the breath, and produce cool
pleasant feeling in the mouth"
1t may be that wives of policemen
are no braver than other women. but
they have need to be as rule, fol
half the time their husbands are away
all night. When Mr.. NJ. d. Broust
told Patrolman Geo. Wilson that h,
was going to take some wall papel
over to his CNilson's) house on KEN
ST., the other night, he was told to b,
careful for Mrs. Wilson was afrai(
of burglars and might not like to hay,
some one knocking at the door late
at night. Mr., Wilson was then on hi
way to work AS Mr.. Brouse had /,
go to the East End anyway that night
He took the paper with him anC
arrived ut Mr.. Wilson's home at S:4'
O'Clock Repeated knocks failed /,
bring any one to the door, and h,
piled the paper on the porch, 1t wa
not until he met Mr.. Wilson mex
day that he learned how near h
came to being shot The fact was tina
Mrs. Wilson, having heard the dis
turbancc, had stood with n revolve
l in her hand ready TO fire If the nois
. did not soon cease and was just on tn
t point of shooting when she chance,
, to see Mr.. Brousc going away, as sh
peepod through a window.
/ COMPANY B