The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1901-06-07
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Do you believe IN push or pull as I
Elements in success ~ IN either. 2
what then r. '.Dig. = Detroit Free
Press. s 81.
Ethel You know. want#a husband
who is easily pleased. Maud Don't
worry, dear. That's the kind you'll
get Tit Bits. & . Z. ..s'. SIS
News: whats your son been doing
in the Philippines p Fighting for his
country what! Has he turned
Filipino Y-Life. z@ ~ .:ss s=5= 2#
Teacher How many commandments
are there? Small Boy Leven. '.Eley-
en-? What is the elev enth p Keep off
the grass Boston Journal. #
All's Well That Ends Well: Timid
Lady-Are people ever lost in this riv-
er? Boatman-No, ma'am; we always
find them in day or two.-Fun. -.
| Their Fate: Mamma Bird-Did ever
tell you what becomes of bad little
birds when they die? Little Bird-Oh.
yes! They're used in the millinery
business.-Puck. n 3
The Law: Prisoner-1t's difficult to
see how I can be forger, your lord
ship. Why, can't sign my own name!
Judge-You are not charged with sign
ling your own name.-Tn-Bits.
'"The Secretary Of Agriculture is. 60
! ing to distribute trees Chats right;
flower seeds, trees sand after a while
hampocks, fountains and garden SET
fees. "-Chicago Record Herald.
a Future Great Ones Shoes: When
q mother puts away her baby's first
shoe, it is with self-expressed be-
lief that some day the State Historical
Society will send for it.-Atchison
Globe. ~
II tell you your country is painfully
new. Why, you haven't even any fairy
tales" Haven't, Ell? Well, you just.
come with me and look at the tablets
on our best uments."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Customer-Dldn't you tell me this
horse was afraid Of nothing? Dealer
That's just what said. "Why, he
SHES at his own shadow" "Well, a
shadow is about as near nothing as
a a 'nns A"o" o. we" 1ork
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You are wanted In hurry at Mr.
GaZzam's," cried the messenger
breathlessly. Are you sure they sent
for me?' asked young Dr. Ki1liam>
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"What Is the marriage rate IN these
partsw asked the stranger who was
getting staustfes, "'Tbe marriage rate"
responded the native. tf0tldly, Ajs tN0
dollars for ire license ~ q kiss nofa
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