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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
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The Ottumwa Medical and Surgi-
cal Institute founded and controlled
by DR.. J. Jackson Order for nearly
half century, is Incorporated under
the laws of Iowa and hence reliable.
DR.. Order. the president, will visit
Phllipsburg. Kansas, Friday and
saturday, October ! and 5. taking
pariors- at tie Hotel Sanderson. gig
ing ali those afflicted with any dis
ease If Z difficult character an oppor-
tuuiry to-consult him free of charge.
The cafeer of Dr. Order is remarkable
from tie fact nU-Iiving physician, ever
INST with such fiattering patronage.
Ia fact 10 physician in the western
states Possesses the marvellous. skill
ana experience; he having owned and
controlled a medical institute in OF
tu.nwa, Iowa, OF which he is presi-
Dent and founder for over quarter
OF 4 century, consequently his expert
ence Ci witt y0u can justly call hes
pitYi practice in the treatment of
diseases d (. difficult character, is un-
surpassed IN this country or Europe.
The Following are a few OF the diseases
which he makes a speciality catarrh,
throat and lungs and diseases of the
air passages, such as consumption,
bronchitis and asthma; and all dis
eases of a chronic nature, such as.
Bright'S diseases of the kidneys and
inflammation Of the bladder, causing a
too frequent desire to pass urine, and
all diseases Of the genito- urinary Or
gans, and spermatorrhea, nightly
losses or any unnatural discharge
caused by over exertion, errors of
youth or otherwise, diseases of the
rectum. piles and fistula. Cancer
cured without the use of the knife,
and attended with very little pain.
CONSUMPTION.
DR.. Crider has an experience uusur-
passed oy no man. His anti Germicido
compound suppository of guaiacol and
creatinine highly ozonized which he
has tested IN nearly two hundred hope
less cases of consumption with the most
satisfactory results, clinical experience
has delnonstr ated the marvellous power
of inhibition os the rectal absorbents,
especially for snicrobicides; clinical ex-
perience has also demonstrated that
guaiacoI when introduced into the
rectum is freely absorbed into the
blood, and if the individual has either
a spore or Il germ of tile tubsrcutar
baci'ii lurking in MS system it will
steriljz. and anmililate it and neu raj
ize its ptomain-, at the same time pre-
noting nu.ritsol and augne ting vital
force in most remarkable manner.
Win this remedy and Dr.. Critters
South America hcrb trea tinent together
with his double distilled oxygen gas ne
can and does cure tue worst cases of
consumption aud can refer you to liv-
ing witnesses all over the western
states.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
TemperaEce RalIy.

There VIII be a grand rally of the
w. G. T. Z. and the County Temper
ance Union dc Dana, Kansas, Septem-
Der % and 20. A number of noted
speakers viii be present, among them
Rev. Kerr of Scandia, member OF the
State Board of the Temperance Union.
By order Of ". c, T. q.
MRs. TRACEY, President.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
LADIES

II you have any diseases peculiar to
your delicate nature remem Der that Dr..
Crider i tue most successful specialist
in the Treatment OF female diseases of
every character. Call aud consult Dr..
Crider at his rooms ia the Hotel. Sand
erson Phillipsburg. Friday and Satur-
day, Oct. 1 and 5. Consultation and
examination free to all Rememger ii
you are satisfied with your home ply
stefan we advise you to stay with him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
4 Good Square Meal

is what You want when you are hun
cry Joe Lees Restaurant is the place
to get it. Also keep a complete stock
OF line confectionery, cigars, tobac-
cos 5, etc.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
Draw Line,

I am in the dray and delivery bust
ne3s, and do all kinds of dray work
and will be obliged by calls.
ELMER WOLF
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
Plum Township Caucus.

There will be a peoples party eau
Gus held at Fl. D. Brothers Office a
Agra, Kansas, for the purpose of elect
ing township ticket.
II. d. BROTHERS.
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The townships will be entitled to

Total, As
Townships are requested to elect
delegates not later than Saturday,
Sept. IA, 1901.
J. L. MCCORMICK, @. NJ. COLE,
Secretary. Chairman.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

Annie L. Diggs is now editor-in-
chief of the Topeka Advocate, Gaines
having taken the business manage
ment.
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Democratic District Convention.

The democrats of the Third COM
missioner district, will meet in dele
gate convention at Hillside, Kansas,
Sept. 10, 1901, at IL o'clock a. M, for
the purpose of nominating candi-
date for county commissioner. The
basis of representation will be one
delegate for each fifteen votes cast
for secretary of state at the last elect
ion and one at large for each town.
ship.
The townships will be entitled to
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

The B. 81 NJ. has a new dutch brake
man. The passenger conductor in
structed him that when a stop was
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

Czolgosz's trial will be held next
Monday in Buffalo before a grand
Jury.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

President Mckinley would have
been sixty-eight years of age had he
lived until January 20, 1902.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
Program

OF the tenth annual convention of
the Phillips county w. G. T. .. and
second annual meeting of the County
Temperance Union will be held in the
Dana SchooIhouse on September %
and 26, 1901.
SEPTEMBER 25-I0:30 A. N.
Devotional exercise.
Report of officers and superfnten-
dents.
Plan of work.
Noontide prayer.
Dinner
1870 P. NJ.
Bible Reading.
bTrs. Whitney-Why Mothers should
be interested in w. c. Z. q. work.
Mrs. Lincoln-Our Stewardship.
Thos. Slsson = Temperance Senti-
ment.
Memorial Service.
Election of officers.
EVENING SESSION, 8P.u
Praise service.
Address of welcome-Dana Union.
Responsibility President.
Address,-Mrs. Marietta Tinney and
Rev. Pickle.
SEPTEMBER $500 a. ~
Executive Meeting.
Conservation Service.
Mrs A. Il. Granger-Personal Re
Sponsibiiity.
Mrs. Pomeroy-A Reflection.
L. T. L. Hour, led by Mrs. Riley.
''Y" Hour, opened by Rev. King.
J. S. Some things which
have been done.
County President = Some things
which should be done.
DINNER
Rev. Henslee-some things which
should be said.
Rey. Jas. Kerr-Address.
Rev. Hageman-The Octopus of the
ZOtn century,
Address by pastors Of county and
members of T. Z.
Closing words.
Exercises will be interpreted with
music which will be conducted by
Mrs. Herbage.
Mrs. sisson- will have charge of de-
votional Exercises
The Woman's Missionary meeting
at the association On Sunday after
noon at two o'clock September p, viii
be addressed by Mrs. NJ. E. Haines, of
Kansas state yice-president
of the Woman:s Home Missionary So
ciety. Mrs. J. g. TRACEY.
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Total

1t is recommended that the town
ship caueuses be held not later than
Saturday, September IA, 1901.
JAS. LoUGHERY, W. w. WARNER,
Secretary. Chairman.
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Fer Sale.

Horse, buggy and harness. Buggy and
ha mess nearly new. W. n. MCILYAIN.
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PopuIlst Convention.

The populiSts Of the.third commissi-
oner district will meet at Hillside,
Kansas, in delegate convention for
the purpose of nominating candi-
date for commissioner in the third
district on September 18th. 1901.
The basis of representation will be
one delegate at large for every town
ship. and one additional delegate for
every Is votes or major fraction there
Of cast for secretary of state at the
last election. The townships are
therefore entitled to representation as
follows,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18
SEPTEMBER 25-IO:3O A

Devotional exercise.
Report OF officers and superinten-
dents.
Plan of work.
Noontide prayer.
Dinner.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

OF the tenth annual convention of
the Phillips county w. @. 7. Q. and
second annual meeting of the County
Temperance Union will be held in the
Dana schoolhouse on September 25
and 26, 1901.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1901-09-18

The last week has been very I'M
favorable weather for the broom corn
business.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Massage for DysDepsia.

A French medical journal cities a
number Of cases where great and last.
ing benefits were derived by people
suffering from dyspepsia and abdomI.
nal diseases from a gentle massage
treatment Of the abdomen. says Leslie's
Weekly. One case mentioned Is that
of q young man aged 20 years, who for
six months had been suffering with his
stomach. In spite of varied treatment
he was gradually growing worse and
looked Ike one in the last stages OF
phthisls. He suffered from constlpa.
tion and Insomnia; he was very nervous
and was convinced that he was about
to die. After instituting the abdominal
massage his condition rapidly improv.
ed; his abdomen, which had resembled
that Of child with meningitis, be.
came supple and daily enlarged. The
treatment was not severe nor very spe
cial. His pain disappeared. and he was
able to digest all that was given to him
The patient gained In six months about
sixty-fve pounds, which he has not lost
since that time, now five years ago.
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Ore ConsolinR Thought.

Illustrating the value of caution In
expression, the Hon. John NJ. Allen, of
Mississippi, tells story of a funeral
Grafton, which he heard delivered by a
negro preacher in the South.
The habits Of the deceased brother
had not been irreproachable, and one of
his items of waywardness was constant
attendance at gay parties, where he
whistled, danced, and otherwise dis
ported to the great scandal of the
worthy pastor of the flock. So, In sum-
ming up the case at the funeral, the
preacher delivered himself in this wise:
"My brethren and sisters, we are here
to pay our last sad respects to our de-
parted brother Some says he was a
good man, and some says he was bad
man. Where he has gone to we can't
tell, but In our grief we has one consola-
tion, and that is-he's dead"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
suporNa REkr CATTLE.

to $1,000 year. So great is the inter
est which has been aroused in cattle
judging that number Of Western col
leges have formed an intercollegiate
stock judging league, and send rival
teams to annual contests. the winners
being awarded a handsome silver tro-
ply presented by J. A. Spoor, Of CHI
cago. The course Of instruction at the
University Of Illinois Ii entirely prac-
tical. No books are used. the demon
strations being made on the living AMI
mails. Once the students have the good
and bad points Of the different classes
Of animals firmly fixed In their minds
they are set to Judging ave or six anil
mails In the same ring. Each student
grades the animals comparatively. and
then the score cards are gone over and
corrected by the professor. In this way
good working knowledge Of live stock
buying is acquired in a few months.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
A NEW PROFESSION.


Stock Judging q New and Popular
College Course.
One Of the newest and at the same
time most popular courses at the Uni
versity Of Illinois is that In stock judg-
Ing. It has been established only three
years, and there are at present more
than 800 students taking 1t. The course
Is popular because II leads directly to
employment at much more than aver
age salaries. some OF the graduates.
after taking course Of nine months
duration. securing positions as cattle
buyers at the Stock Yards and else
where at salaries ranging from $4,000
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
sloNERs oE pEoLARAroN.


Yohn Hancock Was the First-Rower
Sherman Jack-ofs Allsirades.
John Hancock was the first to sign
the declaration says writer In New
Llpplncott "and his bold, heavy, lnky-
black signature Is character study
in itself, There Is dash aud ire frank
ness and firmness In Il, and the tre-
nendoua flourish ut It's close shows
ready wit. Arm nerve and sure execu'
tion. Hancock was Governor of Mas
sachusetts many terms He left most
OF his fortune to colleges aud FOR be-
nev0lent purposes,
"Roger Sherman died In lIp3. the
same year as Hancock, Shoemaker.
surveyor. lawyer. storekeeper, mayor,
congressman, Judge and supreme judge,
senator. member OF the committee OF
declaration and OF the boards OF war
and ordnance, he disproved the old pro-
verb about Jack.of-all-trades by being
n success at all. He was sagacious,
practical aud OF quickest wit. Sena'
tor Randolph. proud both OF his arlsto-
cratic birth and OF having the blood OF
the Indian princess. Pocohontas, In his
veins. despised Sherman because of his
lowly origin. Once when the latter was
speaking he Interrupted him;
"'Can the senator from Connecticut
tell me- plped he In his shrlll, sarcastic
voice. what he did with his leather
shoemaker's apron when he came 10
the senator
"Quick as a flash came the answer, I
cut II up 10 make moccasins Tor the
Indian senator from virginiar
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
The sky Road OF the Geese.


]. G. Millais, the artist. in his book.
"The Wildfowler In Scotland" thus de.
scribes the scene of the arrival of the
wild geese from the Arctic regions.
which he twice had the good fortune to
Witness:
heard the first 'honk" Of the season
coming from far up In the vast ex-
panse Of the blue heaven. For long
time nothing could l see. until at last
q tiny speck appeared In the sky as
far as the eye could reach. and watch.
Ing 1t intently. / saw ii grow Into the
form Of goose that was slowly de
scending in great spirals.
This bird was followed at regular In
tervals by others. in little parties of
from six to ten.
The leader came down Immediately
above the Inch, and while she was pre-
pairing to allght, there were still small
companies evolving themselves from
the blue expanse. until at last there
must have been some fifteen hundred
birds actually on the wing, all In pro.
cess of descent. and all following one
another at regular intervals.
By and by, when the leading geese
had settled, the parties at the rear
seemed to straggle more, and longer In
tervals occurred between them; yet
they kept coming in all day as roamed
round and about the lake. till by even
ing, when i disturbed the company,
there must have been between two and
three thousand geese sitting on the
island.
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cosby MlNoE plEa
Ralaei BoS's Damage salt Aealnse
Railway Company.

= Railway Company.
Johnny Foehl ate ave minca pies at
one sltsing. aud this little feast cost
him exactly $1,000. His suit against
the Camden 3 Suburban Railway Com.
pany for that 6mount for injuries aus.
talned In being pushed from car was
progressing favorable 10 him yesterday
In the Camden Court. Half doxpn
doctors had sworn that ho was an Ia.
valid as the result OF the accident,
when While Brewer. one OF Johnny's
witnesses, in his rambling testimony
told OF Johnny's love for pies.
Counsel for the trolley company saw
gllmmer OF hope In this.
Gould he eat q whole pief' was
asked OF Willie.
why, yes; he ate tlve within q few
minutes last week" the boy replied.
The three lawyers who represented
Johnny were on their feet In an instant
demanding OF the court 60 know what
mlEce pie had to do with Johnny Foehl
being injured by trolley car. They
wanted this portion OF the testimony
stricken out
"well." declared counsel for the troll.
ley company. "any boy who can eat flye
minee pies at one sitting Ia not very
much OF an invalid"
The court admitted the mince pie
testimony. Having got into the case,
the pies remained to a flnlsh.
Counsel for the plalntift wanted to
bring witnesses TO prove the pies wero
small ive-ccnt ones. They were will.
ing to send for pie to show the Jury.
The railway company's lawyers con-
ceded that the pies were small. but
eontended that even so no invalid
could eat ave Of them.
When ell the testimony was In the
court. relieving the Jury. declared that
Johnny Foehl had not made out a case.
The mince pie testimony had been IA.
tai to it-Philadelphla North Amerl.
can.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05

lSec'y Board Of Education, san Franclscol
Hon. ]. A, Simpson, secretary ol
the board OF education of San Fran.
cisco, CAL, writess
IL have found Peruna an ideal
tonic. Some months ago suffered
with neurasthenia tsystemic catarrh),
caused by too close application to
office work. My system seemed worn
out and felt far from we'll.
found Peruna benefited me very
much. 1t built up the entire system
and made me feel like a new man. !
believe it is we'll worthy the high
praise bestowed upon i'll. A,
Simpson.
"Summer Catarrh, a book written
by DIR, Hartman, president Of The
Hartman Sanitarium, on the subject
of the nervous disturbances peculiar
to osummer, sent free to any address by
The Peruna Medicine, Co., Colum
bus, o.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05

Now the Horse, being sensitive to
ridicule, paused as they were about to
enter the gates of the city.
"You look so like 80 cents!" pro.
tested the Horse, regarding painedly
the woman driving.
"Well, moneys supposed to make
the mare go!" retorted the woman,
with loud laugh.
Saying which she belabored the
beast vehemently.
This fable teaches that the gift OF
speech is not of necessity fortunate
Detroit Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
How.s rHIss

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Cattsrrh that can not be cured hy HAN 4
Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo. o.
We the undersigned. have known II. j. Cheney
for the past Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in ali business transactions ana in-
ancially able 70 carry outAny obligations made
By their hrm.
WEST & TRUAx,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALDINa KINNAN a MARVIN.
wholesale Druggists, Toledo. q.
Halls cafaFrh Cure Is taken Internally acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Price gSc per bettle. Sold hy all
druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Loyalty to nj. Enploysc,

That Young man who consented to have
portion of his blood let out to save his
employer, set remarkable example of
heroism. The incident shows what power
there is in good blood. There is only one
natural way 10 get good blood. and that is
from the stomach. IL the stomach neede
assistance, try Hosteuer'S Stomach BltterS,
This wonderful medicine cures dyspepsia,
indigestion, constipation, and makes rich
red blood.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Summer Resolutions
HAE HAEH Keeley Cure
Sure relief fI ON liquor, opium and tobacco
habits. Send for particulars TO
keuIUy IhakiIutus Ave-, Hast Side.
On to His Curves.

Reckless Youth Father, dear,
would it be asking too much for you
to advance me a small loan-say
about $50.
The Governor-Not at all, my son.
You might ask me for double the
amount with equal likelihood of get
ting it. You can't afford to be modest
in these little requests bit more than
can afford to grant them.-Ohio
State Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05

A Minnesota woman has designed
a buttonhole opener for use with but
tonholing machines, consisting of a
central handle with one end formed
with a tapered point to cut the hole
open, when the tool is reversed and a
fiat, double-edged blade is used to
make the hole of the proper length.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
HOOPS PiLLs are DE Ssss cathaFiic.


Once upon time the Fates en-.
dowed certain people with a sense
Of humor.
Eventually, the people became aware
OF this, and their modification there
upon was very great.
For how" exclaimed they, ARE we
ever to become a world power now?"
or course, patriotism might still be
taught IN the schools.-Detroit Jour
nal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Learn Good Prom EyIl,

Train yourself to find the good In
what seems evil. to make OF disaster
an opportunity for your courage, TO
master suffering by patience, TO learn
from sorrow sympathy,-G. 3. Mer-
riam.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
rhoushl h, M., On. oI imam.

Mannlng--A year or two ago ad.
vised Pitcher to write a book on the
famous men he had met,
Boyd-And did he do IT.
Manning-He wrote an autoblog.
raphy.--Boston Transcript
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Could Protect His Rish.s

Uncle Hiram-I tell you what, that
young Jorkins that's sparkin' our
Mandy knows how to look out for
number one.
Aunt Malaprop-Yes, he's no eye
sore runnin' aroun' selling his birth
right for a mess of pottage.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Slow

Policeman-what are you trying to
put that letter in there forg That
amt a letter box; it's FIRE alarm
box.
Mr.. Wayback--I know all that, but
that house over there is on fire, and
I'm going to notify the fire depart
ment.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
The Climax.

Tommy-You must be a regular
lady-killer, Mr.. Sappy.
Mr., Sappy-Why do you think that,
Tommy?
Tommy-Well, Mabel said that
after you left last night she nearly
died laughing.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
The Hunt.

Mr.. Muggins-Been hunting yet?
Mr.. Moover-Yes.
Mr.. Muggins-Shoot any ducks?
Mr.. Moover--Wasn't huntin' ducks
Mr.. Muggins-No?
Mr.. Mooyer-No--huntin' house,
Columbus CO.. State Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Cottnn NfiIla Then and Nouv.

One hundred thousand bales of cot
ton lasted the Lancashire mills for a
year in 1900; now the same amount
would feed their splndIes for day and
quarter.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Ruined hv nouse cIeanina.

Missionary-Was it liquor that
brought you to this?
Imprisoned Burglar-No, sir; it was
house-cleanin'-springe house-cleanin'
sir.
Missionary-Eh h!-house-cleaning7
Burglary The woman had
been house-cleanin', an the stair car
pet was up, an the folks heard me.
-Tit-Bits.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Jared

Professor Beeswax--According to
this cookbook, YOU didn't make the
omelet correctly.
Bridget-An' do tn book say any
thing about your not having paid me
wages for three months?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Real Selfish.

Mrs. Seldom Home-Do you know
anything about that family that is
moving into the fiat in the next block?
Mrs. Nexdore-No, but think they
are rather selfish, disagreeable people.
They took all their household furni-
ture there in these big, covered vans,
so nobody could tell what it looked
like.-Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
his ProphecY.

Shells that ice thick enough to
support meg
Owner of the Pond--I don't know,
expect it to support me all next
summer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
II Would Seem So.

Rubberton-May l inquire what
your business is, stranger?
Stranger (haughtily)-Sir, I'm n
gentleman.
Rubberton-Well. l reckon that's u
good business, stranger, but you're
not the only man that's failed at it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-09-05
Ha.tersa

Tramp-Them doughnuts was so
good, mum, | fear | can never again
eat ordinary grub.
Lady-Er. sit down there, Just a
moment. III put you up nice lunch,
my man,