The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-05-05

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- OBSERVATION
-on. Il you are going in for sesthe-
ties
exactly So Tie man had Won
5erea whether SmiIn wouac know VIA
aesthetics were. Smnn dGa- ExAcI-
" 50. NO one nas a TlgnI 10 De 4slies
Tnan necessary: THAT'S wGy Nature
provided Oezros TO cover up inherited
and developed ugunesS- NOW iook al
mat man Al the next table WoaRon
mat dimpse N his chin and those
aaony nps OF his queer Sunday
school superintendent He's got =
good forenead and nose, and an arts
nc sort of cut TO his Jlo. Put 3 soft
MN ana hea NOW the women Gown
N solid battaiions-"
Evidently the razor was invented
for the preservation Of the fair sex.
murmured the man. but the barber
was riding his hobby and ingnored the
interruption
Ineres q fat old du1er; looks like
a tadpole- l could make genial.
{, dignined, elderly banker out OF him,
with side whiskers and q mustache.
The vicious looking. cadayeroRs chap
with the pretty glrl could be distin-
guished il he'd cultivate an imperial.
What the world needs is stage man
ager. The make-ups are ali wrong"
The barber sighed sadly. II is
hard to be a philosopher and an artist
and TO be handicapped by the obstina-
cy and stupidity OF human kind
Don't some Of your patrons take
their possibilities and defects serious
ly?"
Smith frightened perceptibly.
"Oh, yes" he said, there are gen
tlemen who know what's what. They
have their own hair cut and their
own shave, and they don't care hang
what the style is. Some of them are
| freaks; but l don't mind consistent
freak. Now there's poet comes to
me. He fioated into the shop one
day in a daffy-downdilly sort of a
way. I could read verses all over
him, but | liked him. He was good
| looking and even if he was sort of
thin. | figured that he punched bag
| between verses, and he had good eyes.
sized him pand said to myself:
Hair three inches at the collar, four
in front, Van Dyke shorter, dropping
mustache.' l was dead wrong. He
knew his business.
Can you give a Florentine hair
cut?' says he.
THAT got me.
I never met one,' says l. Intro
duce me and l can give one
With that he whipped out two or
three unmounted photograph from his
cape coat and showed them to me
They all looked alike, only the faces
were a little different anu the heads
were taken from different angles. The
men all had smooth faces and hair
that was a cross between Little Lord
Fauntleroy and a country home cut
You know, in the country the mother
used to take a small chopping bow
and clap it over the boys head anC
lAOA Cut dlOCnQ tue UOMl w Gil
those men in the pictures looked a.
IL their BARRIERS had used chopin!
bowl.
Is that Florentine haircut?' say
L.
1t is says the poet
"I can do that with my eyes shut.
That's what l want done
He sat down in the chair and KEEP
an eve on me in the looking glass
and / tackled the Florentine metho'
straight bang across the forehead
long enough at sides to cover tn,
tops of the ears, down over tn cola
and cut straight across in the back
He had good hair-soft and thick ant
silky-and when l got through witt
: him he could give points to the Flor
entines in the pictures. Then we sac
rificed the Van Dyke and the mus
tache. l was little afraid of tina
mouth but it turned out all right, an
when l had finished him up felt a
if I'd made a jingle myself. I'll be
he beat any poem he ever wrote; bu
didn't he have the nerve to figure GU
the makeup and wear it? I've bee
touching up his Florentine finish eve
since. If I'd die he'd have trouble
Of his own. But do you know, latel
he's been talking about changing hi
hair. 1 didn't like to think about il
He's so perfect as he is. The othe
day l said to a friend of his tina
comes to me:
what in the world is making you
chum worry about his hair?"
THE fellow grinned a while an
, then he says:
! well, don't you say told vol
, but the fact is he's in love-
! Aren't poets always that way
: says 1.
} More or less,-he writes poetr
J. himself-'but this time it's more. Tn
5 others were in love with him and hi
4 hair. He was in love with her and sh
says poster girls aren't SO bad. bu
Y she can't stand a poster man
/ Il suppose that hair viii have
e go. After all, you know. women hay
d more to do with the way men wea
a their hair and shave than the me
do. Ask a fellow why he wear
T a certain kind of beard or hair, an
it's ten to one his wife likes hi
e best that way It's the women,
|. think. that started this smooth-shave
o business. They went dotty over m
n tinee actors and thought smooth fac
+ we're just too sweet. and they nagge
" their sweethearts and husbands in
J. shaving I've han hundreds OF nv Gu