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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Prince to Stick Type.

Like all the male members of the
royal house of Germany, the crown
prince is about to learn trade, which
will probably be that of a compositOr.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK
or Particular Interest to Threshermen and
Farmers.

Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore, the
largest dealers in machinery on the
Pacific Coast, have just issued at con-
siderable expense neat and very com.
plete account book for up.to-date
thresheimen, etc. The books are Tor
free distribution, and all people who
want them should write Immediately
20 Russell & Co., Portland, Ore.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Can't Take the Medicine

Can't Take the MedIcIne.
Bobbs-Laughter is a cure for in
digestion.
Dobbs-But a man can't laugh when
he has spepsia.-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Her Definition.

What is your definition Of satire?'
Satire" said Miss Cayenne, lis
something that compels you to laugh
against your will in order to let 1t
appear that you are not angry
Washington Star.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Mana Opinions.

"You can't tell some women any
thing"
"Of course not; they won't sly
talking themselves long enough 10 Nv
you. Bulletin.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Quick Exit.

"Mr. Lew told me that he was .
Yale man. Do you know what class
he was graduated from?"
From the sophomore class. -Har-
lem Life.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Butcher-Leg O. Mutton? Yes'm.
Mrs. De Rigeur-And let it be of q
black sheep, If you please. We're in
mourning, you know.-Philadelphi
Record.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

FOR STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS
Indigestion is effectually cured
by the original HERB medicine, GAR
FIELD TEA, which causes q normal
action OF the digestive organs.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Family Ties,

"How close is your Relationship 70
that millionaire"
"Oh, his brother married ~!
brother-in-law's sister. frs'
Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Owing to the absence Of British tour
ists. Belgian hotel-keepers have had
the worst year they have known.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoke,
of as = cough cure.-J. w. 0'BRIEs; "
Third Ave-, N, Minneapolis, Minn'' ''"'
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

One Of the strongest men recently stated
that the secret of his wonderful power was
perfect digestion. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters makes digestion perfect, and cures
all complaints arising from a week stom.
ach. such AS indigestion. hiliousness and
all liver and kidney ailments. As blood
puriner and nerve tonic it is marvellous.
IL is recommended by physicians. and sOl,i
by every druggist i'm the country. Try II
also for malaria fever, and ague.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Deafness Isn't the afniction to AL
that It II to youth: . deaf aged person
doesn't miss hearing many nice thingn.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Mr.. +. A. Williams, q
chant of SnarfanhurU 6

chant OF Spartanburg, s
I had q severe case Of
nasal Catarrh. with all
the disagreeable effects
which belong to that
disease, and which
make life painful and
uncomfortable. I used
medicines prescribed by
leading physicians and
suggested by numbers
of friends but without
getting any better. I
then began to take s. s.
s. II had the desired
effect, and cured me
after taking eighteen
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

BY taking GARFIELD TEA, the danger
OF contracting la grip is lessened,
for the system is cleansed. the
blood purified aud the digestion
perfected by this great herb cure.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
An Old Fort in Florida.

The oldest fort in America is at St.
Augustine, Fla. 1t was built by the
Spanish over three centuries ago. 1t
was for long time used as a prison.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure.
E. W. Groves signature is Oh each box. 25c.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
New industry In Australia,

New Industry IN AustraIta'
The culture of the olive has recently
been introduced into South: Australia
and Victoria, and good crops Of fruit
are now being obtained, yielding an ex-
cellent oil. The industry bids fair to
become an important one.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Tho Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
q tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price Soc
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Anti-Automobile Law.

Denver has an ordinance which pro-
hibits operating an automobile at q
speed greater than six miles an hour,
and employs mounted policeman to
enforce it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
HAM,
This Signature 10 on every box Of tho genuine
Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets
the remedy that cafes . cold In O0o day

Profits Of a Convict Mine.
The Tennessee convict coal min is a
paying institution. The profits in the
last six months will amount to more
than 100000.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

n Hopeless Case.
cts no use; Chumieigh never VIII
have sense"
why? What has he done now?"
paid me SO he owed me right In
front of my tailor"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Strife q G, ccess.

sCahill-Was the strike a success?
Cassidy 1t was After being out
six weeks we succeeded in gittin' back
our jobs.-Puck.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
Her Pointed View.

Chappie (blase) Don't you think
society Is an empty thing?
Miss Fuller think there are lots
If empty things in society.-Smart
Set.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Caused Reduction in Arrests.
The fee system for arrests in Jack
son county, Missouri, was abolished a
year ago. The number of arrests since
that time has considerably decreased.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

e0T0 Permanently Cured. No fits Or nervousness
TITO after first days upe 81 nr Klus's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE ~. 90 trial bottle and rea
iss Dr. r. KLINE. Ltd y3 Arch St. Philsdelphia, Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Most people have the church instine'
u their blood.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

When You Buy Ink
get Carter's and you will get the hest every
time. "Inklings" free. Carriers Ink Co,
Boston
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
PORTLAND
REGULAR Sell.

Regular Sell. :,
How has my new book sold? asked
the young author of the bookman.
We'll, judging from what the pur
chasers say. 1t is a regular sell!"-A
lanta Constitution.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21
HOODS
Jdrs0pdriud

Will do you a wonderful amount Of
good. Be sure to get Hoods.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure q cold Il
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-03-21

Young Lady Bell Ringers.
Six young ladies have learned the
art of bell ringing in the village OF
Bradfield, England. They rang in
1901 at the church.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
ENORMOUS PRICE PAID
FOR LOVELAND SUGAR

Denver, Dec. ga Denver Repub-
lican special from Loveland says:
The first 100 pounds of sugar pro-
duced at the Loveland factory was
sold at auction Saturday and brought
the sum of $4,000.
The first pound was purchased by R..
S. Cox for 1925. l.. ]. Kelim bid $500
for the next pound and got it. The
bids then rapidly dropped to 800 and
finally got down to $40 at which figure
the remainder was sold.
The sack was then put up and sold
for IS, while the string found a pur-
chaser at 81, while $40 was offered for
the privilege of weighing out the
sugar.
Neat glass receptacles had been Sc
cured, each holding one pound. in
which the sugar was placed. and these
will be kept as souvenirs. These have
all been placed on exhibition in the
window of the Bank of Loveland. and
!! each one labeled with the name of the
purchaser and the price paid.
There were 5000 acres of sugar
beets raised the past year for the Love-
land factory. Contracts have been
signed for 1000 acres the next sea-
son. with $4,000 as the limit that will
be received. The additional machin.
cry to double the present capacity of
the factory is to be in place by July
1st.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
LANGUAGE WHICH LED
TO CENSURE OF MILES

Washington, Dec. 22.-It was the
language used by General Nelson A.
Miles in the interview telegraphed
from Cincinnati, December 18th, that
led to the censure by the secretary OF
war. General Miles said:
81 am willing to take the judgment
of Admiral Dewey in the matter. He
been n commander of n fleet, and as
such has known the anxieties and re-
sponsibilities which rest on men un-
der these circumstances. He was in
strumental in the destruction of one
Spanish fleet and knows and realizes
the feelings that encompass an officer
under such conditions.
II think Dewey has summed up the
matter in n clear and concise manner,
and I believe his conclusions will be
indorsed by the patriotic people of the
United States. l have no sympathy
with the efforts which have been made
to destroy the honor of an officer un-
der such circumstances"
When called to account for the above
quoted language, General Miles ad-
dressed the following letter to Secre-
tary Root:
1.-THE Honorable, the Secretary of
War, Washington, ID. G.
"Sir-Replying to your note of the
10Th instant, l have the honor to state
that my observations, as substantially
reported. had no reference to the ac-
lion, pending or otherwise, of a CO.
ordinate branch of the service; they
we're merely my personal views based
upon matters set forth in various pub
lications which had been given to the
world, and concerning which l con-
ceive there was no impropriety In ex-
pressing an opinion the same as any
other citizen upon matter of such
public interest. My observations were
In no sense intended as a criticism of
any action taken by coordinate
branch Of the service and the state
ment that ] had no sympathy with any
efforts tending to disparage distin.
guished and gallant officer likewise
had no such reference"
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
TAXES in EUROPE.
They Are Much Higher Than They Are ia
America.


People in the United States who are
grumbiing about high taxes should find
much consolation in the knowledge
that their property is not situated 10
any of the European capitals In Ber-
lin, for example, the great American
life insurance companies are required
to invest certain portion of their as
sets in city property, and their taxes,
which are no higher than those of otn-
er real estate owners, amount annual
ly to more than one-third Of their re-
ceipts from rentals. In Vienna taxes
are even higher. The man who owns
the building in which the American le.
gation Is located divides the rent WIN
the government In equal shares. Inc
same rates prevail in other large Eu'
ropean cities.
In addition to this the building regu'
lations are rigid, and every structure
must be fire-proof, with stone star
cases to the top floor, double walls
floors and roofs of steel and terra cot
tn. The front must correspond WIN
the adjoining buildings in height ana
architectural treatment. A poor
man cannot build a home in any OF the
European cities. He must go into the
suburbs. Hence most of the grounu
owned by individuals is leased 10
building companies and capitalists,
William T.. Curtis in Chicago Recoro
Herald.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
SECRETARY LONG APPROVES
FINDINGS OF THE MAJORITY

I ton; the individual memorandum Of
the presiding member, the statement
of exceptions to the said findings and
opinion by the applicant; the reply to
said statement by the judge advocate
of the court and his assistant, and the
brief this day submitted by counsel
for Rear Admiral Sampson. traversing
the presiding members view as to who
was in command at the battle of San
tiago.
"And after careful consideration the
findings Of fact and the opinion of the
full codrt are approved
LAS to the points on which the pre-
siding member differs from the major
ority is approved.
"As to the further expression of his
views by the same member with re-
gard to the questions of command on
the morning of July 3. 1898, and Of
the title to credit for the ensuing vic
tory, the conduct of the court in max
ing no findings and rendering no opin-
ion on those questions is approved-in-
deed it could with propriety take no
other course, evidence on these ques-
tions, during the inquiry, having been
excluded by the court.
'-rhe department approves the rec
ommendation of the court that no fur
ther proceedings be had in the prem
ises.
The department records its appre-
citation of the arduous labors Of the
whole court"
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
SECRETARY OF WAR SEVERELY
CENSURES GENERAL MILES

sure, or any mark of appreciation
toward others in the military service
are prohibited
I'm this controversy the army hai
not been involved. and no bar has beer
raised to that good feeling and friend
ly relation between the officers of thu
navy and the officers of the army
which is so essential to the successful
and harmonious cooperation of tn,
two services in preparation and In nc
ton. A court of inquiry had been helt
on the matters in the controversy ant
n report had been made in which on,
member of the court had dissentet
in some particulars from the majority
and the report was pending before the
reviewing authority.
AT this point. as the lieutenant gen
eral of the army, you saw fit to make
a public expression Of your opinion II,
between the ma jority and the minority
Of the court, accompanied by a criti
cism of n most severe character, which
could not fail to be applied by the gen.
erality of readers to the naval officers
against whose view your opinion waa
expressed. 1t is of no consequence on
whose side your opinion was. or what
it was. You had no business in the
controversy. and no right, holding the
office which you did, to express any
opinion. Your conduct was in viola
ton of the regulation above cited and
the rules of official propriety: and you
are justly liable to censure, which
now express.
Very respectfully,
"ELIHU ROOT, Secretary OF War.
Lieutenant General Nelson A. Miles
Headquarters of the Army"
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Washington, Dec. 30. = Secretary
Long has disposed finally of the Schley
case SO far as the Navy Department is
concerned, by acting upon the findings
and conclusions of the court of in
Quiry.
He approves the findings of fact
and the opinion of the full court; he
approves the majority opinion where
there is difference in the court; he
holds that the court could not have
entered into consideration of the
question of command at the battle of
Santiago. and, finally, he accepts the
recommendation that no further pro-
ceedings shall be had.
Secretary Long yesterday issued the
formal order dissolving the Schley
court of inquiry. The order was COM
municated ut once to Admiral Dewey,
president of the court, who acknowl-
edged its receipt and said that in con-
formity with the order of the secre-
tary he had announced the dissolution
of the court.
The secretary also has declined the
application of Admiral Simpsons
counsel to enter upon an inquiry into
the question of command and has nOti-
fed Admiral Schley's counsel of that
fact as reason for declining to hear
them on that point.
Secretary Longs approval of the ma
jority report was as follows:
1.-The department has read the testi-
mony in this case, the arguments of
counsel at the trial, the courts find
ings of fact, opinion and recommends
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
Buena Vista smelter Burned.

Denver, Dec. PA special dispatch
from Buena Vista says:
The Buena Vista Smelling & Rein
Ing Company's plant, located about
three-quarters Of mile east of town
on the Arkansas river. caught fire Mt
z o'clock Saturday evening, and was
almost totally destroyed, the loss be-
ing about $4,000.
DR.. Franklin r. Carpenter, one of
the large stockholders in the Buena
Vista Smelling & Refining Company,
who is in Denver, said last night that
the smelter would be rebuilt ut once,
and that 1t was very successful
plant.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Washington, d. c., Dec "a deter
mination on the part OF the administra-
tion absolutely to terminate further
discussion Of the Sampson-Schleyc con-
troversy took shape in the publication
yesterday OF some remarkable CORES
7ondence that has passed between Sec
etary Root and Lieutenant General
Niles relative to the latter's interview
published in a Cincinnati paper, com
nenting upon the ScE,ey case.
1t is seldom that so severe a repri-
nand is administered to an officer of
aigh rank in either service. What the
,esult will be cannot be foretold, al
though 1t is assumed that General
Miles will submit without further
comment
The rcprimand is contained in the
following letter of Secretary Root to
General Miles:
War Department, Washington, d. c..
Dec. 81, 1901.
"Sir:-By direction of the President
{ communicate to you his conclusions
lpon your course in the interview to
which your attention was called by my
letter of the 10Th inst.
Your explanation of the public state
ment made by you is not satisfactory.
You are in error IL you say that you
have the same right as any other citi-
zen to publicly express an opinion re-
garding the questions pending in the
course of milit-ty discipline.
The first article of the regulations
governing the Army of the United
States provides:
Deliberations or discussions among
military men conveying praise or CEN
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
Pre.ldent Roosevelt. on Irrigation.

In his message to Congress the Pres.
iully appreciates the needs of the Yves. Yves.
among many other valuable suggestion. aIoS.
u this: "The policy of the national gohs. ~.
several states and territories In sucn IN :
manner as will enable the people oi ,,,ss' ~.
Ncai ,ocai communities to help themseI,sos.sn, Io.n
Much private capital has already a,. peea
expended In the construction Of irrigasn, gsan
ing works and great ability has peen een
etnown. The Romero Irrigation co. o1n. ca.
mIendation for It has brought under cI,. ~.
tivation several thousand acres OF laS ~
choicest s land In the Sunny San L,s-a, LUIS as;l
For full particulars OF what 1t has ~ "
oner and interesting literature on n,as ~. \
subject Of irrigation. write to Zeph s,n Sns''
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

The noble earl who urged his heredi-
tary right to act as carver at the grand
BANQUET 10 follow King Edwards coro-
nation ceremonies made the egregious
naistake of admitting that he knew
nothing whatever about carving. His
claim was proslptly disallowed. The
royal stomach will be safeguarded at
any cost, even if the royal carving
utensils must be entrusted to plebeian
but skilled hands.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
Presldent Remove. Maclay.

Washington, Dec. 22.-The following
order was made public yesterday by
Secretary Root:
Navy Department, d. G., Dec. 20,
1901.
Rear Admiral A. s. Barker, Com
mandant Navy Yard. New York.
"Sir am directed by the President
to ask Edgar S. Maclay, special Ia
borer, general storekeeper's office, navy
yard, New York. to send in his resig-
nation. Very respectfully,
JOHN d. LONG,
Secretary"
Secretary Root was designated to
make public the request for Mr.. Mac
lays resignation after conference
with the President 1t was the state.
ments made in Maclay's history of the
part taken by the navy in the Cuban
war, in which he stigmatized Admiral
Schley as poltroOn and coward,
that induced the latter to ask for the
court of inquiry.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27
pIss De Bar In Prison,

London. Dec. 23.-Theodore and
Laura jackson. the latter best known
in the United States by the name Of
Anne Odelia Dies de Bar, were found
guilty by q jury Saturday on charges
of immoral practices and fraud. The
Judge at once pronounced sentences
Of fifteen and seven years penal servi-
tude upon Jackson and his reputed
wife, respectively.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

If the whisky trust, which has beer
advancing the price of its product,
could manage to render the cost of
tags prohihitive its good work would
be generally applauded,
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

The sultan's order excluding all
comic papers from Turkey is expected
to have a depressing effect on the pa
irons of Turkish barber shops and Tur-
kish baths.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Mrs. Nation has unshcathed her
hatchet again. provoked this time by
an invitation to contribute to the fund
for erecting statue to the memory Of
Sir Walter Raleigh, the tobaccorist.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Mr.. Tesla's prolonged and unusual
silence may perhaps be accounted for
on the theory that he has discovered
something the announcement of which
he is afraid might challenge our credu-
Gty.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Styles of poetry are subject to the
changes of time, the same as every
thing else. The number of visitors to
the cottage in which Robert Burns
was born shows tremendous decrease
this year
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Grammarians are wrangling over
which is correct-"bread and butter is"
or bread and butter are" They are
both correct when a man is out Of a
Job.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Great wisdom is shown in some OF
the measures proposed that seek to go
to the root of anarchy. Power ought
to be given to punish anarchistic ut
terances, to break up anarchistic
meetings, to deny the right of asylum
to anarchists, to deport others that
are here, to prevent others from COM
ing. All civilization ought to unite in
hunting out and driving out these
men. But we should take care even
in such measures that in seeking an
object SO laudable we do not infringe
the fundamentals Of liberty and hurt
ourselves more than we hurt the an
archists. We may not lightly part
with the right tofree speech and free
press. We should be well advised that
measures we adopt for discouraging
anarchy really reach their purpose.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

II the Germans take as kindly as the
English to American shoes. then the
three great nations of the world will
soon be on a common footing.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Sir Henry Irving has the right idea
as to what to do with the old men"
He will not let them consider them
selves as old men till they are over 20.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

1t is reported that the live stock
show brought 800. 600 visitors to Chi
cago, and they all stopped to do th.ir
Christmas shopping.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Russia must be anticipating day
of uncommon dampness. The car is
said to be have boarded AWAY sur
plus of four billions in gold.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

The fgurehead of the battleship Mis-
souri, ought, perhaps. to be suggestive
OF Missouri. What have Missourians
to suggest?
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

There is certainly pleasant way
of getting around this corset Ques-
ton.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

1t will be generally acceptable. per-
haps, II arrangements for moving the
anarchists can be completed by May
!, 1902.
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Relic hunters are invading the expo
sition grounds at Buffalo, and it is
feared that somebody will make way
with the white elephant
The Dolores star., 1901-12-27

Queen Wilhelminas husband re-
minds US OF Queen Victoria's prince
Consort He's so different.