New-York tribune., 1901-05-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Rev. Or. Edward Everett Hale tells how a
curious crept into the translation of the
Lords Prayer into the Delaware Indian tongue
The English translator had assistant Ind
ian who knew English. What is 'hallcw' in Della
ware?" asked the translator The Indian thought
he said "halloo" and gave him the equivalent.
Therefore. the Delaware version of the Lord 8
Prayer reads this day. Our Father. who art in
heaven, haIlooed be thy name,'
An Extremist Talking about the college spirit.
the extreme
You don't say so?" remarked the other.
and vanilla when she's being treated TO ice cream
CTroy Times.
The Rev John McNeiu was recently holding a
revival service at Cardiff Wales. and announced
that he would answer any question about the Bible
AT once note was sent up to him reading as fol-
lows
Dear Mr.. Mcneil: II you are seeking to help
young men. kindly tell me who Gains wife"
That seemed a poser and the audience waited
with intense interest. tempered with amusement
to see how the good man would extricate himself
After pause he said:
Il love young men. especially young inqurers
for light, and I would give this young man a word
OF advice. 1t is this Don't lose your souls saliva
ton looking after other peoples wives
Filling His Order-"Waiter what's all that noisa
like a pile driving machine at work ~
reAs the foGk PSSndns your 9eefstsak You
servant in family in England some time
ago took kitten TO pond. with the intention of
drowning it. His masters dog went with him. and
when the kitten thrown into the water the
dog sprang in and brought 1t back TO land sec
ond time the man threw il in. and again the dog
rescued it; and when for the third time the servant
tried To drown II. the dog. resOlute save the
little helpless life the man was to destroy IL
swan with il to the other side of the pool ran all
the way home with it. and deposited it before the
kitchen fire From that time the dog kept constant
watch over the kitten. The two were inseparable
even sharing the same bed.
The slot machine seemed groaning with wealth
OF nickels when the collector came to the cigar
store to open H. As he turned out the coins a by
Not on Your iife!' replied the Collector ..rns
sPmf Pa no % p6og Thas It used to be- Nearly half Of these
coins into three piles. one. and not much the
Another composed of coins recently issued br
r MI store as a souvenir Of an anniversary.
exactly in the size of fve cent piece '' uiS'S cut
corndr hf work 5aH OF the & explained the
things out OF waste metal from the typesetting
So You See our business isn't What it is m craeSed aSK
up to be."-Phlladelphla Record.
lawyer OF Atchison. Kan. charged woman
client $50 for securing a divorce. The woman pro-
nounced the amount exorbitant for common di-
vorce. Whereupon Solomon said that if all she
wanted was a common divorce. the fee would be
$50. And the judge adds that the woman not only
paid over $50, but also seemed little sorry that
there $40 class.
Cardinal Pedro Goncalez pious man who
believed in the gospel of peace He noticed one
day that priest in his train carried short sword
under his cloak. The Cardinal reproved him saw
inGS Grl11a that cleric should . not carry arms;
the weapon only to defend myself should I be at
tackled by dog
I'm that case said the Cardinal 'and if I saw
a dog running toward me- should begin TO recite
the Gospel of John
That. returned the priest. would be wise
thing indeed, but may IL not be that there are
some dogs that do not understand Latn?''-(Youth's
Companion.
A woman in Ottawa. Kan. has offered to paw
$1,000 for proof of the existence OF God.
CieorCe-What's wrong9
Jack-i can't make out what Miss Pinkie's little
present 10 means.
George-If it's useful il means that she Is inter-
ested in your comfort and would probably saw
yes IT it's only ornamental 10 means that the
present is sent merely a little token q friend
JaCk-The one she sent is both useful and
ornamental It's a handsomely decorated Individual
salt cellar.
Gecrge-That means that she considers you both
userul and ornamental but little too fresh-(New-
York Weekly.