The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1901-11-20
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much agitAttd lie s.,t opposite a
mirror and discovered that le had
forgotten to cDmb his hair Then
he dropped his fork on'nthe floor
and as he stonptd 10 pick it up he
upset his ccffre. Matters went
from bad to worse ltil finally in
despair the young man quit eating
and put his hands under the table.
The loose end of tho table cloth
was lying in bis lap. When he
touched it he turned pale He
Thought it WAS his shirt, and in
nervous excitement, while dressing
he had forgotten TO put the gar
ment inside his trousers That ac-
counted for the smiles nnd his en-
barassment. He hnrliedly stuffed
the supposed shirt inside his trous.
ers. After wards, when the family
arose from tho table there WAS a
crash. The dishes lay in broken
mass on the floor Theyuung man
pulled three feet of table 10th out
of bis pants and fled to tho woods
Rev. Irl Hicks h.s issued the
following weather forecast: kb. ut
the 10th. storms of wind, rain aud
snow will GROSS the ocuntry. ..
quiring some day 8 in pussagr, { l.
lowed by cold wave, low barome.
ter. A cold wave with winry
weather will follow; central the
18th. About the goth storm per-
iod will cross the country. followed
by gales and snow another warmer
spell will follow from 23l to 26,h.
A dangerous storm period will start
across the country about the 25th
or 26th, followed by warm weather
and general ruins, and also by
snow blizzard starting early in
December.
Mr.. j. F. MoOulIooh bas re-
signed his position as manager and
superintendent of the Point Pleas
ant Water and Light Company,
and accepted position as super
intendent of the Purina Mile, of
ST. Louie, Mo, manufacturers of
"RaIson's Breakfast Food" Mr..
McCullooh will leave about the
1st of December. Fred is very
popular and we'll liked by every
one here, ia good business man.,
and the Register in common with
all our oitizens.;wish him success
Lots of our boys go hunting,
but when a trio like Capts S N
Park, John Greeulee and Charlie
Smith go after the cotton tail, as
was the case yesterday, other hunt
ers are despaired Ask either of
them the number of shots fired,
aud they will prove to you that the
number of rabbits will exceed them
Beginning with next Sunday
the trains on the Ohio River divis-
ion of The B & o will be known
by other numbers than they are
now This will be done TO MAKE
them harmonize with tho numbers
on the b & o Lines The new
numbers will run from 700 up.
Mr. John NJ. HtlI, recruiting off
Ger IT the United States Army, has
opened IN office in G4IIipolis al
the Hotel Ulssmer with DR. John
B Aloorn, mining surgeon.
Any body wanting to join the army
will sec either of these gentlemen
Mr.. Je hn Kiskadden, we'll known
switchman i'll the B & o., o. r
division yards at PArkersburg, at
tempting to board moving train
Tuesday, was run over and died Of
his injuries few hours afterwards.
Says rural editor: Oging to
the overcrowded conditions of our
columns number of births and
deaths were unavoidably postponed
this week
Late in tho season as it is, one
can scarcely look in any direction
il Point Pleasant. without seeing
some kind of improvement going
on. We're not dead yet.
As soon as girl gets married
all the married women of her Rc-
quaintanoe begin TO watch for
wrinkles on her forehead.
We are told there is to be a
swell church wedding the fret of
December
Mr. Dunn and Miss Mumm
were married in Missouri the other
day. Look out for squalls Char.
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