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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
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NOTECIAS DIRECTAS

81 Casino ha cedijo sus salones & variol
j6venes para ceebrar una jarana de ccnnsnz.
81 domingo pr6smo.
Dicha sociedad prepare tambien un ball.
para ell 90 del corriente.
divertirse tocan.
Don Juan Garcia abandopa las dias renu
blicanas ingresa en- ell partido federal.
Sc encuentra "a resta blecido en- su salud
nuestro amigo don Pedro Juan PARA
LC ceebramos.
consscuencia de las lluvias, que no CO.
san. el correo de San Juan lego el martes
las media de II t&rde.
RIA de don Vicente Soltero, frente al parq ue
de bonn bas.
Dfcese que en- Las patentes impusstas Dor
ell ayuntamiento, a'gunos comerciAntes SO han
coiocado en- tarifa mas bajs de 10 que les CO.
rfespondc.
E ayuntamiento nombrarz un investtss.
dori y lac denuncias que no hiciese este, las
haremos nesotros, en- defsnsa de los nteresss
municipales.
Sombreros xibes de bosiIo, de varfas
classes colores propios para Wales, So aca-
ban de recibir en- FL LOUVRE, precios IL
mtados
Han regrsaado de Cuba varies de los puer
torriquefos Que emigraron para trabatar en-
las Eainas de Daiquirf.
FL martes salieron de esta ctudad para
San Juan, desds donde embarcar6n para Nv
York. nuestros amigos don Carlos Cabrera '
don Francisco Taboada.
Tambien embarcark para New YORK., en-
el vapor Philadelphia, nuestro particular ami
60 don Juan Cortada.
EI viernes, dia de Santa Cecilia, celabra-
"a una asdtci6n Ia orquessA els Lira de Oro,
En- Ia calie de Ia Guadalupe Sc exhtbfnu eli
iunes una muj jsr mia que padecfan
hAmbre.
Algunos vecnos las socorreron.
El lunes por la noehe crscieron mucho
las sguas del Portuguese. y lego tsmerse Que
hicierA una de las suyas.
Hoy Ia sastrerfa de moda en- esta ciudad a.
Et N0Ulto que ia ntos sios leva de exfsten ncia
Ponce es quizas la cindad puertorriouena
ionde con mas elegaucfa viste 10 iuventud 10
:ual prueba Ia existencia aquf de buenas sas- |
rerfas.
con decir que EE Nopator marcha Ia
'aoe1a, esta dicho TODD. Telas de todas cla- |
es, hnAs medianas, para todos los pustos. /
'recios sumamente m6dcos, por sobre esas
'enta1as, 10 tfjera del maestro Sukrez oue =,
mo de los mejores cortadorss que han venido
i pals.
Con tale. condolences squien no 80 h.ce
arroquiano dc Ell NovAroHj p.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
La escueIa Colon

Solo han podido establee erse dos clases en-
la escoeia eCo'6n., de San Juan, qoeosnuo
doscispto. estudiantes sin recibir los benencios
de Ia enselanza.
Los salones ell movi'tarfo son pequenSos Ss
para adultos, las ietrinas no pueoen usA.s1 so =
noche, no hay donde guardian Ell mAters' ue s
las classes nccturnas nj bastantes pfsarras. nj
se ha puesto la inz el6ctrfca, como prometlo ei
ayGntAmfentO
De manera que Ia referida escueia no res
porde los fines para qne Sc creo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
VISTA De ADUANA

rs muy probable que Mr. Roosevelt NOM
bra vista de II aduana de New York Mr..
Whitehead, collector de Ia de San Juan.
Hay muchos aspirantes para aquella pla-
Ea, sosteni6ndose por los padrinos de cada uno
IL lucha mas violenta.
FL senadoe Plat que apoyS Ia can1idatu-
fa de Mr.. Whitehead, ,asegur6 gu nombramien-
TO despues de una conferences con ell presiden-
te de 10 reFdolica.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
E;spana
Sc reproducen

Han vuelto raproducrse a'gunas altera-
clones del orden p1biico en- .rceona, lnl-
ciAdos por los estudiantes despues de una agi-
tada session que 4uvieron en- ell patio De ID
Universidad.
Fuerzas de cabalIerfa
Las avenidas de las GALES que conducen
4 esc establecimiento de ensefanza estan to-
nadas Dor fuerzas de caballerfa, pues Ia poll
cfa vtgilancia que quiso contener los re-
voltcsos, fusroa xrroisdcs ror ossos.
Clausura de la Universldad
Ell gobierno estA adoptando severfsimas as
disposiciones empezsndo por Ordenar la clau-
sura de la Universidad, como foco principal
de donde emanan las alteracicnes del orden
p6blico.
Censuras
Sc censura por los ministerieles Ia con-
ducta de algunos catedrAticos acredftados CO.
mo repubicanos.
Destituci6n
Sc ordena al Mfpistro de instruction rh'
biics que decrete misunderstanding la cesantla
destituci6n del Rector de Ia Universtdad,
don jose Ramon Luarco Diezo, por ha Der
permitido ia celebracion de juntas de estu-
diantes en- las aulas universitarfas, no haber
dado oportuna caenta de 10 que ali SO ira
maba.
Auroue ell senor Luarco no ha heche po-
Utica, la prensa ofciosa le tiida de sostener
ideas avanzadas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
EN- LA ROTONDA

Nuestros compatriotas don Lorenzo Mer-
eado don Matias Vidal, hiios de Ponce, Sc
hallan pfesos en- 10 Rotonds, ,prisi6n de Estado
de Caracas.
Sc les acusA de complicidad EN- Ia rebeldfa
contra el presidente Cipriano Castro.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
Rara c0stumbre

Los egipcios adoraban el alma de los
tnuertos. Creian que todo hombfe tiene IN
4segundo,, que seguia vfvfendo despues de Ia
muerte del <primeroS.
I'm 10 tumba que llamaban Ia ecasa del Sc
kundo1 colocAban un mobi isri0 complete =
provisionss de boca.
HubierAn colocado tambisn cigarrllos si
entonces SO hubieran conocido los excelentes
de In marca xTres Escudos>.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
SA N JUAN

Sc advferte & los suscriptores de The
Puerto Rico Heralds en- San Juan que aquellos
que no hayan hecho efsctivo los recibos del
mes que ha conclude, y psgado ell que &C.
mienza no le sefa servido ell primer p1mero
que es eli que Ia de liegar al jueyes de Ia Sc
mana entrante.
Este es sin distinction de personals, pues
pues muchos amigos Sc Green con dsrecho
que SO les sgnsrde. 5-3
Ell AGENTE.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20

Noviembre 10.
/ Con motive del fuerte temporal de aqua
| de estos dias, hanlsido nterceptadas todas las
| vfas de communication, y los correos andan muy
son las cuatro de la tarde. El de Mayagnes,
tampoco.
causA de las crecientes de los rios varjos
trosos de ala del lferrocarril han sufrfdo averfas
de consideration, siendo Inn possible un busn
j servicio.
| Dsspu6s deehaberse dicho que si asunto
de los linpiabotas estaba resueito por ell go
| bernador. af1orA pAsa manos del ATTORNEY
| segln e <Newss 5No ser8 Ia question de las
| multas impuestas6 los del gremio 10 que pas6
| & mAn0s de esa autoridad?
Contindan con entusiasmo las comisiones
de 10 Colonia espaRola trabatando para orsani-
| Ear las hestas de Ia Conception. Hay una de-
rrama entire los mfembros Que componen esta
socieda I'd, que va sube & un ntmero crecido.
A varlos amigos socios del Casino le he
mos dido decir que verfan con austo Que el sa.
Ion fuese preparado Ia noche del baile sin Ia
scostumorada alfombra, encerado ell piso.
En Ia mafana de hoy ha entrado el vapor
espa1o <CAtalufia.1 A los 4e minutes ina ra
ccgida 10 correspondents y las Sc hizo Ia
mar con rumbo Espafis.
Mshana sale para los Estados Unidos ell
correo americana <Phiadelphia
Parece que es acogida con Aceptacf6n In idea
de ID. Rosendo IafADte sobre crear bibliotecas
cfrcu!antes eE todas las escuelas de la fsla Yo
creo muy acertado ell proyectc, pero tambfen
creo sera diffcil de reaIizar, en- Ia forma pro-
puesta.
III sAbado tuvo enfermedad nm re-
troceso grande Mr.. Dix, tanto que los m6dfcos
iiegaron temer pof su vida. Ei domingo al
tunes los paso muy NAL pero hoy se ha IOSrado
comoatir Ago Ia enfermedad. y hay muchas
esperansas dc que mejorarA rApidamente
El dia primero de DIciembre tendr6 luoa,
en- Camuy un lucido bale de sociedad Que da
aqueiia 1uventud en obsequio las damas de
aquel pueblo.
SAbemos que de los pueblos limftrofes asts
tifan muchas distinguidas damas.
Anoche fu6 suspendids causa de In lin.
VIA, "a conferencia que habfa de dar an al
Ateneo el senor don Salvador Brau
En u farmacia Patron sc yende ~Th.
rnsrto, kico Herald2 LA DEMocRAcIA. San
j Jasto No 6. Ssn
don Victor Llanos Ayala, Secreta,fo dal
"a ,nzgado municipal de Maricao, se le ha admi
lioo II renuncfa, nom brkndose para snstttni-le |
don Arturo Diepa Perez.
don Manuel Rivers, iuez sunlenta 4.
;oroaal, sc le ha admitido 10 renuncIa da an
'argo, por enfermo.
rs iailecldo en- 10 mai ana del s6bado IA
on ventura Torrent, jueE de Policfs de Al
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
G0norrh0I

Hsta preparation esta
co para IA curaclon de Was
con prontitud los g6rmenes bosos sin deeo
en aojan los teiido
soao complete evaDdo cicatrices ureass
New York Setiembre IL de 1901 - " %
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20

La senorita Aurora Marn tiene gusto de partilar
amigos pdblico que establecido c
espaciosa cita la esquna
altos do la farmacia Alvarez.
Ofrece magnifcas habtacones para caballeros famia
buena mesa servicio esmerado Admite abonados Prec I
situacion los limitados.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
Be4iHeo P$rex


ente precos sin por 10 modoos end
ademas vare lad nfnit de cn de tods
meda sJ
al pdbico las ventaja de 10 belo de 10 bueno
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20
GRAN HOTEL-RESTAURANT
-INGIATERR e A y

Tstaan 10 yi2 Cruz Hoist de primer
Consrudo
on es mas bahia las GALES de Tetuan ous
% a part ,ndpsndisaes I'M Dds lde
Tren de carruaes de uo Interpreters ps
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20

Fabrica pnera cae moada todos los adeants ds
epoca digda por pertos COMPLETENESS Sus tabacos cga
admiten rival en la sa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1901-11-20

rs fallecido en- 10 mafisna del sxbado IA
oon ventura Torrent, jue1 de PoIicfa de Al.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
our Race For Money.

.'1f II is not true that we Americans
regard money making an the work for
which life WAS given to us. why. hen
we have millions do We. go ON strug-
Cling to make nlOrt, millions and nlort.?''
writes An American Mother" 10 The
Ladies' Home journal lit Ii not so
with the older races The l.ou.iOn
ti'attpslnan ~ middle age shuts his
shop. buys an acre III the suburbs aud
lives on a small income or spends tue
rest OF his life In losing It In poultry
or fancy gardening The German or
Frenchnan seldom works when past
90 Hp gives his Inst years to some
study or hobby music. microscope.
or II may liz dominos You Meet him
and his wife. jolly. shrewdl intelligent.
jogging all over Europe. Baesipker III
hand They tell you they have a GU
riosity to see this fine world before
they go out OF 1t.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
Army Jokes WIFI : aIor.l.

\ r
During the civil war;. said an ex.
army officer. .'the authorities for some
reason We're anxious to move troops up
the Tombigbpe river Word was sent
to the engineer In that district asking
what It would cost TO run up the, Tom
bfgl,pe That official got gay and re-.
ported thar the TOmLiglsee ran down
and not up. joke that promptly land
ed his head in the basket. as the mat.
ter was serious.
Al the bomhardmpnt of Charleston
u was extremely desirable. to bring ia
bear on tn. city an extra heavy gun
called by the men the Swamp Angel
The gun tool its name from the. swamp
in which 1t stood. and to move II
through that hoggy nlorass was an en-
cheering feat Of extreme, difficulty
However. the commanding officers were,
determined to have the gun brought
within range of Charleston and issued
orders to that effect. Al the same time
they sent word to the engineer having
the matter In charge Of rpquisitiOn
without regard to, trouble. or expense,
for anything necessary to accomplish
the desired object His first reguisi
ton called for men q; feet g inches in
height Another officer promptly took
the matter in charge. from which 1t can
readily III. de.lu..pd that IL liz not a pay
ing investment to make Jokes 10 tile.
army at the ex I,ensepf your superiors. g
New York Tribune.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
Made I'm ror lost Tim,

When President Kruger sailed for
England some years ago. he was the
object Of much concern to his fellow
passengers on board the liner from
Cape Town. many Of whom were con.
sunled with curiosity when they mo-
ticed his absence from the dinner table
for the first four days out.
On inquiry they found that the care
fnl Transvaaler spent the dinner hour
on deck. where he ate biltong and bis.
cults When asked his reason. he ties.
tily replied. II have no money to fool
away on expensive eating. like you
Englishmen.'
The correspondent who tells the story
and who was on board at the time
adds. You should have seen the old
man trying to make up for lost time
when It was explained to him that his
passage money included his meals on
board. . s
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
A surrt~a1 Oper.t,on !.

The Army AMI Navy journal tells
this story about the late Dr Lewis A.
Sayre of New York city:
when a young nl,aticai student at
the College OF Physicians aud Surgeons
In New York. one Of TIN. operating ply
stt.iai,s was about to cut off an Irish.
mans leg. hut t,eforr beginning the ol,.
GRAFTON gave, /, long talk tn. tllt. students
on an,plltation The trfShlnan lay III,
the operating table in full possession
of his faculties and us he listened to
the discourse tie grew whittier and whit
er Finally he jumped from, the oppr-
attng table. crying; t;et me the brept.il
es. I've goh' III die with the leg on
And witt, that he, was ont Of the. room
"I,r Sayrr found hin. several days
later. With his knee hadly swollen The,
young doctor promptly cut open til,.
knee. hut saved the leg tlne day he
had no lint to- hind the wound. 40 les
used the tow stutting sticking out OF an
old liUrseli;lir sofa When III. called
again. he found thu. wound 81, il,,lth i'm
proved that tlt. reasoned that tow dip
ned in Peruvian l,,ls;ln, would not only
uisi,lfts.t wound. hut would keep 1t
free from pl,s
tho most satisfactory successes HI, ever
had in surgery II was the. means OF
Introducing into the. army the use OF
tarrpd hemp. or oakum. an dressing
for wounds
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
a ole,s,stne.

DR. Conan Doyle tells this story Of q
Boar and an English soldier who lay
wounded si.le by side pD the. tipid Of
hattie: .'Thpy had a personal pn,oun-
ter. In which tht. soldier received a hull
let wound and the burghpr t,avonet
thrust before. they both fell exhausted
on the field The Rritisl,pr gave the
Roer a drink ont Of his tlask. and the
bnrgher. not 10 In. out.lonp In courtesy,
handed a piece OF bfltong In exchange.
In the evening. when their Respective
ambulant'es came TO carry them OF to
the hospital they exchanged friendly
greetings I;oNlt.y. mate. said the
soldier What blessing It 10 we met
each otherr"
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
~ !, = ~ cla.n.

4 ITS this way" said 7. WIllis Rack.
lngham. 'BEowuJonra asks ne dowr
from Saturday . Aionday Want C
50 and 50. Haven't seeu HI. to-
months: not since he GOT married ID
money. Poor old chap. I. WillIe
sighed and took smother obseryatioo "a
his glass.
''llud b.. looking well. Seems I
bit nervous. though. You know bid
dorid style Ecatters your wits and
keeps you from thinking Mrs. R.,J.-
WE'LL I can't help seeing she bites her
lips = lot Squally sign. Thinks 1,
T. Willie. little old New York In good
enough for you. You were In a better
place there. Nothing happens though
not yet-and ! begin to forget. Nice
country place. Dinner. billiards and
the downy. Then It's Sunday Morn.
ing goes. Afternoon comes. b..
sends FOR. the hor.x.s Begin. TO crack
on shit an we stand In the. ssntapw
watching the brutpx COME, up 4 bp drive.
Been talking quite tall all day about
his place and his plans. Mrs. b.. u
estASoe9 apo SsAS sUS- XNOW ue
let's on about his quadruptds Trans
parent bluif What do I care2 like
to see man happy Bs.J prattl,ng
along. Mrs, R..l bites her lips some
more. Out we 20 10 the vehicle. Like
TO let yOu drive. old man. says mine
llGst Know you're AL with the rib.
hons. but always think my horses
like my hand lss'st Storm, breaks
4 I. My horses: saws my lady. scream
ing out the tirsl worst
''B J turns pale. Then he straight.
ems up 81
ICES. your horses. he says You
own them Yon OVID this place and
all that soes with u. You owu me.
Will yoH assist AIRS. Brown Jones.
Willie Y''
1T Willie Rockingham shudderpd
MARRY mor't.yy'' h~ gnsped out ..Ex
rrlst, me. I'd rather work New York
Sun.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
"a skeleton ID Every Closet.

The expression There is skeleton
in every closet" is said to have It's
origin IL the fact that q, soldier once
wrote to his mother, who complained
Of her unhappiness. to have some sew.
ing done for him by some one who
had no; cares or troubles. AT last the
mother found woman who seemed
to have no troubles. but when she told
her business the woman took her to q
closet containing skeleton and said:
sMadam. try to keep my troubles to
myself. but every night am COM.
PEELED by my husband TO kiss this skel-
eton. who was once his rival. Think
you. then, team be happy r
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
WANTED a RGoelpT.

1he Oh tA1v ans1sse0 Uses 1oooovv.
asg laassseeSons.
The old lady was not used to travel
tng on the Broadway carr. She bad
evidently spent her youth and middle
age II the rural regions, but doubtless
she called old Ireland home. The CON
ductor. who differed little from the
rest Of his kind. came through the cai
calling TOR fares. The old woman held
out her hnnd. In which a nickel was
tightly clutched. then drew It suddenly
back as II she had made some mistake.
Il want my 'resate' lrst." she said In
rich Doolinn dialect.
The conductor paid no heed: but.
hold ng out his hand demanded. .Fare.
please M
.But ! want my .resate. !" she repeat.
ed.
J. No receipts. Indy said the stolid
conductor .'I'l1 have to have your
fare
My son told me not to give up any
money without getting a .resate.'" In.
sisted the old woman stos,tly.
Nv hluu NOy nWttu lue sweet lace
and Paris clothes preferred the assur-
lance that 1t was mil right that no
body got receipts.
''See. ] pay my fare without one"
she said. giving the conductor a dime
and the woman q reassuring smile. ii
But the woman was stubborn. 81
want my .rpsate.'s'' she reiterated.
The conductor mechanically held out
q nickel to the kind lady of the Paris
gown. hut she shook her head. nodded
toward the old woman and smiled.
The conductor without n word passed
on through the car. which lurchefi and
swayed through Union square. She of
the .'resate'' shook her head grinlly.
settled herself hack in her seat and
held OH to the nickel. determined not to
relinquish 1t without the necessary ac-
acknowledgement. New York Mail and
Express
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
BEAUTIES OF a GLACIER.
Scenes That Are Likened to Visions
OF a Glorified City.

u
The destinations of u glacier are us
witching as they are dangerous. Apos.
tolic vision of crystal city glorified
by light ..that never was on land or
SCI" was not more beautiful than
these vast Ice rivers. whose onward
course is chronicled. not by years and
centuries. but by geological ages. says
British Columbia correspondent of
the New York Post With white dom.
ed show cornices wreathed fantastic
as arabesqup and with the CLASSY
walls of emerald grotto rejecting a
million sparkling Jewels. one might be
In some cavernous dream world or
among the tottering grandeur Of an an
cient city The Ice pillars and silvered
ptnnacles. which scientists call seracs.
stand like the sculptured marble Of
temples crumbling to ruin. tilittering
pendants hang from the rim Of blush
chasm Tints too brilliant for artists
brush gle0m from the turquoise of
crystal walls. Rivers that 1ow through
valleys Of ice and lakes. hemmed in by
hills Of lee. shine with m azure depth
that ia very infinity's self
In the morning. when all thaw has
been stopped blythe nights cold. there
ia deathly silence over the glacial fields.
even the mountain cataracts fall noise
lessly from the precipice to ledge in
tennous.. wind blown threads. But with
the rising Of the sun the whole glacial
world bursts to life in noisy tumult
Surface riyulets brawl over the ice
with a glee that Is vocal and almost
human. The gurgle of rivers flowing
through sybterranean tunnels becomes
q roar. as Of a rushing. angry sea. ice
grip no longer holds hack rock scree
loosened By the nights frost. and
there is the reverberating thunder Of
the falling avalanche
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
Quasi Relatiou.hsp.

In Franklin county the other day a
couple bearing the same name were
married When the license was APP
piled for. the probate Judge asked. az
che law requires. II the bride and
bridegroom were related. well. judge
responded the bridegroom. I'VE kinder
ere. an we kinder ain't just what you
might call relations. You see. we were
married together for quite spell. but
ma thought she wanted q divorce. an
now We arg soin 70 try It over again.
Kansas City Journal.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07

ino16oe 0aanaGioo 0Dooaol,
.sNell . eeod stosy ~ SICK 70 ~
% IN old maxim that o Illustrated @ 4
story that y going the rounds along
the Rialto. 4 certain well ksown
actor noated Into bis home one morn
Ing about 2 O'Clock. The wife Of his
bosom was waiting up for him. He
told her he had been out all tho even.
Ing with one Of their friends, Charlie
B.. and then related an Interesting
fairy story Of how Charlie had taken
crowd to supper. how funny Char
lie had been Ill the evening. how
well Charlie looked In his new suit,
how he saisl this. that and the other.
After telling a 15i minute story. to
which the gentle partner Of his Joys
and out Of work periods listened with
respectful attention. but cynical mien,
he paused for breath. Then she. In q
confident now I've got you tone. said:
That's o lovely romance you've been
giving me. and a hate to Apollsi I'D, but
Charlie has been here nt.orIy all the
evening waiting to see you about an
engagement. He left only about half
an hour ago"
The teller Of the tale looked rather
dazed for a moment as II he had been
struck: Then quickly gathering him
self together he assumed a bold front.
with hands In his pockets. head thrown
back and. In defiant innocence and EN-.
phasizing each word. said:
3 We'll. that's my story. and I'm not
going to change It for anybody. Clip
per.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
..,Ai, Fish..

4 Mrs Tbnriow says that Cardinal
wisrman went TO dine with some
friends OF hers. u was Friday. thu,
they had quite forgotten to provide. o
fast day dinner However. ne, was
quite equal to the otsz,sion. for hp
stretched ont ilts hands In tH.nptlicttnn
over the. tat,lt. anu said. - pronounce
all this TO be fish, AMI fofthwtth en-
joytd all the good things heartily =
''The siory O n : Life" By Augustus
]. q. Hare. .a
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
Pat,s Resopl.

An lrtshman, passing . stors In Lon.
don saw NOTHING inside but q man at
q table. The thing struck him m being
very odd. % he went u ana inquired
what was sold there. Asses. heads"
said the man az the table. .They must
be Ii great demand" said Pat, ..foe
zee you nave only yonr own left."
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
ms Diasn o.sis.

Teacher Suppose You had one pound
OF candy and gave two-thirtis to your
little sister and one fourth to your lit
lie brother. what would you have your
self
RI Scholar Well. ! guess I'd have the
measles or something SOS wouldn't
4eel much like eatihg.-Puc
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1901-02-07
MjsunaeI,lrl stood.

Uncle Reuben I jes com T town Z
GIT q couple O. sideboards an tho't I'd
drap 10 z see you. .6-s
City Niece Why. Uncle Reuben. what
do you expect 70 do With two side.
boards IN your house3
Uncle Reuben Say. I'm talkin about
my farm wagon What air yon tailkin
about - Columbus State Journal.