The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1901-06-09
City Regulator
Some Further
Suggestions are Made.

! To the Editor of the Eagle:
If that ram is not reconstructed soon
Judge Dale and AIva Sweet will have 10
turn the hose on their respective fish
ponds.
| I wonder what the superintendent Of
the street car company can be thinking
about TO allow that tin horn yelper to
/ ride on the street cars and screech up and
/ down the streets like a Comanche Indian
at q corn dance, greatly TO the discom-
fort Of the passengers.
wonder when the alley cleaning will
/ commence
wonder when the city council viii stop
the prac.lce OF making COW pastures Of
vacant inside city lots. If the owners will
allow it the city ought to stop it
I wonder what has become of the COM
merciaI club. Has it gone into innocu-
Gus desuetude2
I wonder when the Catholic people are
going to cut that hedge fence down that
stands six or eight feet high around the
premises. At least cut four feet off OF it.
wonder il there is no mode Of pro-
cedure by which that old city mill build
ing and elevator can be torn down?
I wonder when the First Methodist
church is going to build a sidewalk and
parking and cut down those two scraggly
,11 ao+eor-ror.d 4raec
I wonder when those Lawrence avenue
people are going to add to the beauty of
their homes by tearing rown those wab-
bly, fences.
I wonder when the court house windows
are going TO turn out and wash them
selves.
I would stop the turning OF water into
the front ditch from the stores, The
sewer is for that purpose.
I heard a lot of roaring this week but
it was not the park dam
I would sprinkle Murdoch avenue west
from Main street to the bridge
A lady writes the City Regulator note
saying She persuaded her husband to tear
down the spite fence and the first night
after that a neighbours horse got out of
barn and played circus on their front
yard an night, and that it was one of
her best nei9hDor's horses and that since
then her husband has ceased to be on
Regulator what to do. I suggest that
good hickory clue well applied on the
back of the careless coon who has charge
Of the horses would go good ways in
alIaying the present feeling of her lord
II was a merchant I would take
pleasure in Offering medal for a contest
between the ladies' of the two golf clubs.
FairmOunt and Country club.
It is to be regretted that the street car
company have made arrangements for a
Sunday evening entertainment I hope
the mana cement viii reconsider and call
it off. Please don't do it, gentlemen.
I would urge business men in the city
to fling out old Glory next Friday from
their place OF business.
I would procure soEe wheel scrapers
and dredge the Little River before re-
building the naIr. I'll up the low places
in the parks. There is the soil, there
are the holes
I would allow the motoneers to have a
stool TO sit on. They stand eleven hours
a day.
When the street car company put on
their new cars everybody was delighted
with the fneness OF The cars, beautiful in
design and finish; our troubles in that
line We're ended. but I heard a distin-
guished citizen say thc other day, why
don't the company put on more open
cars and not ahlict us with those old box
cars" What next i wonder2
# you allow your dog TO go to the park
he viii certainly die if it is true that
poison mas been and will continue TO be
placed in the park TO catch rowing bands
Of dogs.
VIII some phIanthropist, some gentle
man that wishes to have his name perpet-
uated please make the park commissioner
a present of lot Of squirrels. Who viii
give him some black squirrelsg
I wish that some one would break the
monotony OF building round cornered
porehes- They look awfully nice. but
please give US some other style of apchi-
lecture that VIII look fully as nice
South Topeka avenue would look much
nicer If a line OF street cars was run
ming down it eight or ten blocks.
What an enterDrising lot Of fellows the |
St Louis pewspapermen ara Yesterday
afternoon at o'clock the newsboys were
crying St. Louis sunday papers. /
would change the bylaws Of the
Country Club. allowing non-residents to
become members under restrictions |
which can be easily arranged.
The city voted bonds for the Orient |
road. provided the road would make |
Wichita division headquarters. Manu-
features are what We are hunting for.
noise OF steam. \ business racket. the |
more the blowing or Of steam and clouds /
of smoke. the screech Of whistle the mer-