The Iola register., 1901-02-22
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

son is going to marry Olin Castle, she
Will cut her own throat, socially.
The Treadway ranch of 5000 acres
near Anthony sold recently to a Mr..
Stanley, of Illinois, for 100000.
An attenuated member of the "Bon
Ami" whist club of Winfield refers to
1t always as the"Boney Me" club.
"The Live and Let Live club" is the
very appropriate name of new luck
hunting organization at Eldorado.
Mr.. Livengood resides at Hutchin-
son, and is blood relation to the man
who wrote the song: "I'm livin'
easy"
Delphos Republican: Alas, alas,
my brother, and has it come to this?
the very latest horror is now the kiss
less kiss.
The Independence paper says that
Judge Skidmore's docket entries are
illegible even to the Judge when II
week old.
A Wichita Judge has ruled that
boys who contract debts to 90 into
society must pay them when they be-
come men.
The temperance people Of Norton
Vile ought to investigate that "a. B.
c. Laundry" The given name' is
of bad breed.
Mr.. Christopher Hester of Colony
is ~ years old, and most wonderful
feature of it all, was born aud grew
up in Kentucky
The police Judge of Ottawa bumped
Louis Bumps for $3.50 for assault.
That gentleman's bump of discretion
was doubtless benefited.
Because Mr.. Morgan while quaran-
tined at Philippsburg seemed despon-
dent his wife presented him with Il
daughter to cheer him up.
Dave Lott lives at Abilene, and al
though the distance to Hutchinson is
short, the chances are Lofts wife
is afraid to go to the salt town.
The Tribune says Seneca man
wears his wife's stockings about the
court house, finding that cheaper than
reinforcing the seat of his trousers.
The Rock Island is trying to sub
sidize the Nortonville News by
sending the editor an almanac with Il
picture and poem for each day of the
year.
X. G. Journals: That photograp pher
at Enterprise who advertises pictures
of Mrs. Nations joints and in
teriors" probably had no thought of
the eanatomical nature of his phrasing.
Any time the Cherryvale Clarion
gets shy on "big news" story is
written about the Edgar Zinc works
enlarging, and investigation usually
proves that a daily story is seldom
incorrect.
Godwosky, the pianist, is billed for
a recital at Lindsborg, but it seems
likely no man with so simple name
will ever create much of Juror
among population of hyphenated
consonants.
A general joint raid was made in
Lawrence, which town Mrs. Nation
passed, and about a dozen people ar
rested, and alas for signing swains
and dreaming swainesses. Pink Love
was caught in the batch.
The latest fish yarn comes from the
Hutchinson News which claims that
with one line local dealer handled
whole barrel of fish. The line was in
the News advertising colums and the
dealer sold his entire supply.
There was banquet out at Stock
ton recently which cost S4 plate. 1t
was not bankers feast, just q social
sitting of few farmers of the neigh
borhood who dined together at the
motel.
During divorce trial at Leaven-
worth child was placed on the stand
and asked whether he wished to live
with his father or mother. He answered
most pathetically, 81 don't care.
Whichever one wants me. "
Miss Dora Grass lives at Lacrosse.
in the heart of the short grass country,
where she is naturally popular, and,
judging by society notices in the Re
publican, several Of the young men
are trying to store her in their NOV.
The editors of the Paola Times and
Spirit, old crows both, formerly part
ners in sins are joys, and now engag-
ed in making public all the deviltry
they learned of each other years ago.
An AK brigade should be formed.
A man who sells horse radish and
has secured the name Horse Radish
Charlie at Arkansas City, is credited
with having induced the drinkers to
use his ware whilethe joints areclosed.
1t is said to do the business in n gal
lop.
The story is being told of the re-
preventative who came home and slept
hard. His wife tried to wake him and
finally he stirred. Get up" sheurged
there are thieves in the house. ="
30, no, they're not" he sleepily
answered, they're all in the senate. "
The Eldorado Republican says that
a janitor at the state house fell into
the Kaw river Monday and two men
who saw it, instead of helping him,
rushed to the governor to get his job
They were told that they were too late,
another man having telephoned for
the job. And after all the man wasn't
drowned.
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