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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
BiLLPOSTING IN FRANCE

The landlord, usufructuary or tenant
in chief, has always the right to OPP
pose any posting on his house and he
can take down all posters placarded
without his permission.
ALI placarding, done knowingly, Of
posters which do not contain the
names, profession and address of the
author and printer is punished by i'm
prisonment of from six days to six
months. This punishment is reduced
to fine if the printers name be dis
closed.
If the contents of poster incite to
crime or misdemeanors, if they be
contrary to morality, the distributors,
printers or authors will be punished
with fine of from 16 to 500 francs,
imprisonment from one to twelve
months and the conf1seation of the
posters.
No private individual may placard
posters on public monuments or on
places destined to receive official post
ers-penalty 100. francs. Posting is
not allowed on walls Of buildings bear
ing the legend .'Stick no bills. "-Chi-
cago Chronicle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Abba NOTES.

Memters and friends of the A. M. e.
church gave surprise party on Rev. w.
A. Searcy and wife on Monday evening
at the parsonage. before their leaving for
their home in Clinton.
Miss Bessie Owens of Ottumwa and
Mrs Eub&nks of Buxton have been tax
ing teachers examination in Alba for the
last week. They are two applicants for
the Buxton school.
The Odd Fellows gave an entertain
ment in their hall on Saturday evening.
Mrs. b. T. Lewis, mother and sister
from st. Louis are visiting in Abba for a
few weeks.
A number of Hilton and Aailist Pit men
were in town Saturday. ...
Mrs. Susie Snoddy has been visiting in
Kansas City the past week.
Mrs II. Jones and daughter, Mrs.
Meadows entertained nunb Der of friends
at O'Clock lunch Monday afternoon.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
SERMONETTEs ON M'KiNLEY.

The Presidents home was ideal, and
his loyalty as a disciple of Jesus Christ
was notable.R D. Mcleod, Presby-
terrain, Washington, D. G.
The heroic spectacle of that Chris
tian deathbed is an example for all
time of how Christian man may
meet the issues of life and DEATH
Rev. c. J. Young, Puritan, New York
City.
Above all, Mckinley was Christi
ian, exemplifying in his daily life the
sublime power and excellency of the
principles of Christianity-Rev. DR..
Chapman, Methodist, Washington.
d. G. -..... @..
The simple truth is this, anarchy is
atheism. 1t is the denial of any over
ruling Providence and the refusal to
recognize any God whose will is law.
Rev DR.. Huntington, Episcopalian,
New York City
President Mckinley is dead, but he
lives in the lives and in the hearts Of
all decent people as a man who was
true to his God, his country and his
manhood.-Rev C. l.. living, Epis-
copalian, Brooklyn, N. Y.
The doctrine that humanity could
exist. that order and civilization could
be maintained without law and order,
as the disciples OF anarchy assert, is
one of the widest notions.-Rev DR..
Drachman, Rabbi, New York City.
There is national grief, and there
must needs be national lesson. What
is this horde which finds harbor
among us, and who, to further their
own principles and ideas, strike at
the innocent and lay them low? They
are class with diseased minds, on
evil bent.-Rev. r. M. Kemp, Episco-
palian, New York City. I'll.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Counting Years III Ja ran.

Mr.. Is. Mayehatake, a young Japan
csc who has been studying in Chicago,
gives an explanation of the method by
which time is reckoned in the chrysan-
themum land. The Japanese year be-
gins on our January 1, but instead OF
counting from the birth of Christ a
reckoning is made from the reign OF
Japan's first emperor, Zimu. Our 1901
Is the year 2561 in Japan. When a new
ruler mounts the throne a distinctive
name is given to his reign and sort
of petty calendar is kept of the years
Of his government, ast as we keep
track of the age Of cur republic, writ
Ing in legal documents: Year. of our
lord 1901, and Of the independence OF
the United States the 125th." The
name for the present mikado's rule.
which began thirty-three years ago, IL
Meiji. This word is pronounced May
zee, and means peaceful government"
Therefore, the current year in japan
Is Meiji "a as we'll AS Zimu 2661.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
It Happened in a Drug Store.

Zone day last winter lady came to
my drug store and asked for a brand
of cough medicine that did not have
in stock" says Mr. c. r. Grandin, the
popular druggists of Ontario, N. Y.
s'She was disappointed and wanted to
know what cough prepa ration could
recommend. I said to her that could
freely recommend Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and that she could take.
bottle of the remedy and after giving
it fair trial if she did not find it
worth the money to bring back the
bottle and 1 would refund the price
paid. In the course of a day or two
the lady came back in company with
friend in need of cough medicine and
advised her to buy aibottle of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. consider that
a very good recommendation for the
remedy" It is for sale by all Drug
gists.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
White List for Managers.

New York, like London, is to have
white list of theatrical managers
An organization calling itself the
come into existence, and it's avowed
purpose is to protect the chorus girl.
The manager who is on the list will
be there because the committee viii
have decided that he treats chorus
girls of his company properly. Public
placarding with the aim of public boy
colt will be the fate of the manager
who does not get a certificate of high
moral rating.-Chicago Tribune.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

st. Paul, after several months visit with
her grand parents. Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Teabeau, and friends. ......
Miss Mills of Tennessee has returned
home after several days visit with her
uncle Selby Johnson.
Miss Haydie Buckner of Monroe City
spent Sunday in the city With her friend,
Garnet Teabeau.
Mrs. Reeves and children left for Min
nespolis, where they will join Rev. Reeves
and make it their future home
Miss Anna Hunt stole march on her
many friends by marrying Mr. Perkins
and leaving the same night for Sheridan,
their home.
Miss Sadie Benthan is still on the sick
list.
Mrs. Ophelia Wilson has returned to
the city from Centerville.
Mr.. William Hampton of Des Moines
is in the city on business.
Mrs. T. L. Smith has moved to Spring
field. A.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
AS TRUE AS GOSPEL.

There Is always compensation. Our
angels go out that our archaneels may
come in.
Unhappy is the man for whom his
own mother has not made all other
mothers venerable.
It is poor wit who lives by borrow
ing the words, decisions, mein, inven-
lions and actions of others.
4 What an absurd thing it is to pass
over the valuable partA of man, and
tx our attentions On his infirmities.
Virtue Will catch as we'll as vice by
contact; and the public stock of hon
est, manly principle will daily accumu-
late. ling.
A greater value Should be set on
having received instructive and usefu'
lessons than of possessing great store
Of wealth; for the latter is transitory
good, the former is durable.
There is scarcely a generalization
for one sex when doee -ot apply equal
~ to the other, SO perfectly alike tn
nature are men and wo@--en. The dlt
ference - only in circnmetanI
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
B We want you TO subscribe for
the Iowa STATE BYsTANDER @a
An ola Lady.s Mistake.

Cardinal Gibbons was formerly Q
frequent visitor to Cape May and
usually took long walks morning and
afternoon by the seashore. He always
wore his cardinals skull cap of scarlet
silk, Of which an inch or so showed be-
low the rim of his silk hat One after
noon while he was on the board walk
an old lady stopped him and said:
Excuse me, sir, but the lining OF your
nat has slipped down in the back"
The cardinal thanked her gravely, but
as soon as she left laughed heartily at
her mistake.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Caleb Powers and Number "1s."

Powers. the Kentuckian convicted OF
completely in the murder Of Goebel,
may be excused if he put some faith
In the idea that thirteen is an unlucky
number. He was nominated for office
June 10, 1899; arraigned July Is, 1900,
as one of thirteen conspirators named;
was defended by thirteen lawyers; his
sweetheart was the thirteenth witness:
the evidence showed that 1900 soldiers
were ready to defend him; he gave
Culton $1,000 to pay the expenses OF
the mountaineers: he took $1,000 with
him when he FED: the evidence closed
Aug. Is.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
The Worlds Wonder
Indian Pile Cure!

SIRE cure for piles. Others have
been cured, why not you? / have had
remarkable success in etfecting pile
cnres. l guarantee from to boxes
- cure any case of piles. Read the
following testimonial:
+ have had piles for fifteen years. /
t.yansed all kinds of salves and had
4wo surgical operations performed
without any permanent relief. L have
been entirely cured by using Burnetts
pile Salve. u. IL. GENEVA,
Meat Merchant, Oskaloosa, Iowa, April
s, 1896
Only 50 cents box, or upon receipt
Of Sc cents will forward d box to any
,,art of the United States. For further
information see me.
PROF. IT,. Il. BURNETT,
400 South jackson Street,
Mt. Pleasant, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
One Fare Plus So. 90 tor the Round Trir

One Fare Plus ST. 90 tor the Round Trip
Is the rate the Northern Pacific will
make to western points reached via it's
line, on account of Home-seskers ex-
cursions. Selling dates will be Oct. IS,
Nov. and 10 and Dec. and II. For
further informatian write &. D. Rogers
u. T. A., N. P. r., No. SOB Locust ST.,
Des Moines, Ia, or address Chas S.
Fee, u. 2. & T. A., N. P. R., St. Paul,
MINI.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Swiss Rifle UnIcs1.

The Swiss Rifle Union has no less
than 1000 sections spread all over the
country, with a total Of 100000 men,
bers, says a Lucerne correspondent.
Every fourth year this union prgan-
lies a grand rifle meeting, q. which
prizes are given.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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1890 pue euInueS AIpoaqnopun 90 o.
pe2els eIe 6eqL IleAQlI ueI7Ipoa eQ@
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
IN A NUTSHELL.

The demand for electrical ventilat-
ors in India is ahead of the supply.
Electrical apparatus used in mining
in this country is estimate TO ba
worth about $500, 100000.
Paving experiments are to be made
in Havana with vitrified bricks, gram
tie squares and sandstone blocks.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

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-2!o lsepIo Gull 'OOOces'ss1 Uslsoa 10
pue 'OO0'OO0'st$ eIudIepsfIzd 70 900 900
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
OuakerI In Cuba.

One Of the curiosities of Cuba Is d
Quaker Westinghouse which has been
erected at Gibara, near Santiago. The
congregation of Friends is said to
number over two hundred. ..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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uoSeA elIleLd eIHls-pIo ug u! opc@oIoO
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10 Aired 9 pue suINuer IsNuea "a
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Hears Woman on Suffrage.

The Connecticut house of repre-
sentatives took a recess recently in
order to give Mrs. Isabella Beecher
Hooker an opportunity to address the
members on woman suffrs ge. She was
given a respectful hearing and was
heartily applauded, but ths measure
was defeated as usual,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
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'suoneIodIoo IeI!WIs puB peol
-IIe1 looms 6UeIqo su!sq sauepusJep
eql 'se!Inlul IeuosIed PUG sluspIoos
10 seseo w sans e5emep 5uI4onpuoo
40 spem lie 6IIeou 'OOO'OOO'I$ 4noqB
5uIAeeI 'uGIYooIa u! oSp sHBp Me1
3 p7Ip uosIellgd pemeu 1eHMpI v
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
Fastest on Home Stretch.

A statistician has discovered that
the average business walk in New
the church-going walk is mile in
twenty-five minutes. The fastest walk
is that of the homeward- bound Brook
lynites, mile in elShtsen minutes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18

WaNTED-TRUSTW MEN AND
women Il, travel and advertise for old estab.
,;sled house, OF solid financial standing. Sal
ary. $50 n yesr and expenses. all payable in
cash No canvassing required Give refer
ences aud enclose selfaddres sed stamped en-
velone Address Manager, 355 Caxton Bldg,
Chicago. j.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
EVERYBODY

KNOWS THAT MUNGER'S LAUN.
DRY is the best in the city. Try them
and be decided.
Name Office 211-215 NINTH St
Branc Office 5O4 MULBERRY st.
PHONE $40.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1901-10-18
COUNTY TICKET.

For Senator.
G. c. DOWELL.
For Representatives,
H. E. TEACHOUT.
EMORY ENGLISH.
For Sheriff,
GEO. H. MATTERN.
For Treasurer,
JOHN MCKAY, SIR.
For County Superintendent.
c. G. THORNBURG.
For Member of Board of Supervisors,
Lee Township,
JOHN LOVERIDGE
For Member of Board of Supervisors,
r.. Des Moines Township,
FRANK MORRIS. !
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
UNCLE DICK.

West Point cadets have never had at
Washington a friend at the head of the
War Department so indulgent with
them as Dick" Thompson, President
Hayes Secretary of the Navy, was to
the boys from Annapolis, Victor Smith
says. Neither have they ever had such
counsel as 'Midshipman Attorney
Burroughs, a protege of Secretary
Thompson's, and private clerk to SEN
ator Joe" Mcdonald of Indiana. No
matter how serious the trouble, Bur
roughs would get the Secretary in a
corner and go at him after this fash
ion: 'Now, Uncle Dick, you know that
a cadet, being trained to fight his coun-
try's battles, never was worth IA tim
ker's dam unless he was chock full OF
devilment. These boys aren't mean or
malicious. They are all perfect gentle
men, and you can't afford to lose EN-
even If they do raise thunder occasion
ally. Let 'em off, Uncle Dick, and I'll
guarantee they won't offend again.
The old man always weakened.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF
HEALTH.
HONOLULU. AUGUST 9. !!

HONOLULU, AUGUST 9, 1901.
Sealed tenders will be received at the
office of the Board of Health up to IL
o'clock noon Wednesday, August 14th,
1901, for transportation of freight, etc,
to the Leper Settlement.
% Rate per ton for transportation OF
all freight for the Board of Health. In
Guiding packages for the lepers, If &C
companied by a permit from an OFF,
Ger of the Board, between Honolulu
and the Settlement.
20 Transportation of lepers or an
agent of the Board between Honolulu
and the Settlement.
(3) Rate per head for transportation
of cattle from Hawaii or Maui ports
to Waikolu.
(D Rate per bundle for transporta-
ton OF paiai from ports and windwaro
side of Molokai to the Settlement.
Bids to state frequency of trips and
how the rate of service will be given
and to be marked Tender for Freight
Service to the Leper Settlement.
H c. SLOGGETT.
5e3a President Board of Health.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
THE MORNING HYMN.

Vassar College, at morning chapel as
sembled, was listening to routine an
nouncements before the morning hymn
suddenly the hundreds of young wom-
Ell began to listen.
Miss Could" President Taylor had
Just begun-"Miss Helen Gould has just
given another scholarship to the col
lege. 1t is to become available at once
and Is in the form of a gift outright
OF 10000"
After remarks upon repeated bene-
factions, the president calmly an
nounced the hymn.
Ten thousand times ten thousand, -
tehanted the chorus of trebles.q ~
The uplifted face of Vassar's un-
dergraduate body smiled one broad
pervasive smile. But whoever heard
of a retroactive sense of humor, espe
cially in a hard-worked college faculty
committee on morning chapel Chi
cag9 Post.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
OTTO AND TEE AUTO.

'Tis strange how fashion makes US
change the objects we admire;
We used to sing the tireless steed, but
now the steedless tire.
So Otto bought an auto. so as not to be
antique,
But the thing was autocratic,
AS well as automatic,
And the auto wouldn't auto as it ought
to, so to speak.
He thought to get an auto-operator for
the work,
And first he tried a circus man and then
he tried Turk,
For he knew the circus man drove fifty
horses with success
And if a man be shifty
Enough to manage fifty,
It's palpable enough he ought to man
age one horse-lesS.
AS for the Turk. it's also plain, deny it if
you can,
He ought to run an auto, since Turk S
an Ottoman.
Twas of no use, SO Otto moved to Ala
bama purely
That he might say, I'm Otto,
From Mobile. and my motto:
A Mobile Otto ought to run an auto
mobile surely"
Then Otto sought to auto on the auto as
he ought to,
But the auto sought to auto as Otto
never thought to.
So Otto he got hot, oh. very hot! as he
ought not to-
And Otto said. This auto ought to auto,
and it's got to-"
And Otto fought the auto, and the auto
it fought Otto,
Till the auto also got too hot to auto as
it ought to-
And then, great Scott! the auto shot to
heayen-so did Otto
Where Otto's auto autos now as Otto's
auto ought to.
Edmund Vance Cook in July Smart Set.
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1882
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF
HEALTH

HONOLULU, AUGUST 9, 1901.
Sealed tenders will be received at the
office of the Board of Health up to Il
O'clock noon, Wednesday, August 14th,
1901, for Weekly Common Carrier Ser
vice between Honolulu Oahu and ka-
unakakai, Kamalo, Pukoo, Halawa,
Wailau, Pelekunu (MolokaD, Lahaina,
Kahului (MauD, Kahalapalaoa, Name
lie, Awalua IanaD.
Tenders to state character of service
and to be marked TENDER FOR
CARRIER SERVICE"
H c. SLOGGETT,
1892 President Board of Health.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1901-08-12
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF
HEALTH,

HONOLULU. AUGUST 9. 1901.
On and after August lZth, ISoi- the
dumping of garbage and other offensive
refuse in any other place but on the iot
Eva of the Government wash-houses
at Iwiiei Is strictly prohibited.
H C. SLOGGETT.
President Board Of Health.
Attest
C. CHARLOCK.
Secretary Board of Health. $3.50