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The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-08

Three million one hundred and fifty
thousand pounds Of baking powder came
out of Richmond in one shipment over the
Seabord Air Line last week The shipment
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-08
LOOK HERE

Where are you going to buy Flour,
Meal, Corn, Oats and Bran. just re-
ceived car load of Flour, Meal, Corn.
Oats, Bran, also Paint, Oils, Coloring OF
all kinds Nails, Horse and Mule Shoes
and the largest stock of Heavy, and Fancy
Groceries ever opened in Southern Pines
Come and see me and save money
Bread Fresh Wednesday and Saturday;
Apples. Oranges, Nuts, Rasins and
Candy of all kinds for Xmas.
SOUTHERN GROCERY co
Phone 90 M F UTLEY Mgr.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1901-02-08
FLORIDA FAST MAIL"
BY THE
SEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY,
"FIIORIDA AND WEST INDIA
SHORT LINE"
TO THE

TO THE
WINTER RESORTS OF THE SOUTH
THE ONLY LINE OPERATING DAILY
LIMITED TRAINS TO FLORIDA.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

For the third time within the
short space OF three weeks, the
refrigerator of Louis Gross was rob-
bed Sunday night. Mr.. Gross pro-
poses to put stop to it if such
thing is possible and has according
ly possessed himself of shot gun.
He will keep vigilant watch in
the future, and will take steady
aim at any one lettering about his
yard after nine o'clock at night.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Liveryman r. c. Buckalew met
with a mishap while driving in
Hemlock township Friday evening,
1t appears that repairs to a bridge
are in progress, and the party hav-
ing the work left without hanging
out warning lights, and the accident
was the result of gross carelessness.
The horse tumbled over a ten-foot
embankment, taking Mr.. Buckalew
with it. He received numerous
painful bruises.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
PURELY PERSONAL

Howard Michael of York, is visiting rela-
tives and friends in town.
X. Rush Zarr and wife departed Tuesday
morning for Philadelphia
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Slate will entertain
a number of their friends at a musical this
evening
Mr.. and Mrs. N. Malhera have returned
to town, after an extended visit in Italy,
their native land.
i. c. Williams came down from Scranton
on Monday to see his father. lie remained
in town until Tuesday
Mrs. T.. Beddall of rottsvile. is being
entertained at the home Of MIR. and Mr5. S.
F. Peacock on Fifth Street.
J. O. Boyles, of Berwick, assisted with
the orchestra music at the benefit minstrel
entertainment Thursday evening.
Mrs. w r. Ringrose has arrived home
from Philadelp phia where she underwent an
operation a; the Jefferson Hospital.
George W. Enterline, who formerly con-
duct-d hotel in the Gilmore building, was
in town last week. He is living at Wilkes
Barre.
Guy Sloppy was visitor at Shamokin on
Monday. He witnessed Magician Keller's
mystifying performance there on Monday
| evening.
town yesterday explaining the probable
course of the political campaign three
years hence.
We received a call on Monday from G.. f.
Myers, of Philadelphia lie is practical
| newspaper man and launched the Catawissa
"News Item"
| Wallace Vannatta, through the interces-
sion of his brotherin.law, !. w. Lewis, has
secured position with the Pittsburg Lime
stone Company at Williamsburg, Blair
County. He left for that place on Monday.
Arthur Fortune has arrived home from
Buffalo, where he had change of the Paul f.
Writ pen exhibit from the beginning to the
close Of the Exposition. lie will also have
charge of Mr.. Wirt's display at the Charles
ton Exposition, which opens next month.
Mrs. Louise Dildine of White Hall, and
daughter, Mrs. Frank Lewis of Fairmount
Springs, who have been visiting Mrs A. NJ.
Derr for several DAYS left on Tuesday even
ing for Michigan. They have large num-
Der of relatives in the west and then stay
will be protracted.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Eleazer Maier, formerly of Dan
vile now of Philadelphia, was ar
rested and arraigned before Guy
Jacoby Monday afternoon on a
charge of assault and battery pre-
ferred by w. A, Evert. 1t ap-
pears that Maier attacked Evert
in the early part of last March and
punished him to such an extent
that he was laid up for three days.
The case was not allowed to go
farther than the squire's office.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Captain Alexis r. Paxton has
been promoted to Major in the
Artillery Corps, U. S. A. He is a
nephew of the late Charles R.
Paxton and Lloyd Paxton, and
formerly resided in Bloomsbury
where he was employed as clerk in
the First National Bank. He was
appointed Captain i'll the regular
army in 1876, through the influence
Of Simon Cameron.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Normal and Danville played a
draw game of foot ball at the latter
place Saturday afternoon. The
eleven gentlemen who represented
the school compose a team which is
second in strength at that institution.
The first or Varsity team went to
Mt. Carmel where they succeeded
i'll defeating the sturdy athletes of
that place by a score Of to o.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

A supper will be served in the
Parish House on Thursday even
ing, November 2I, by St. Mar.
garet's Guild, Supper I5c, ice
cream and cake extra. These sup
pers are very popular and are us
ually largely attended. The pro-
ceeds will be applied toward paying
a church debt. A cordial invita-
tion is extended to all, and some
one will be present to show strang-
ers to seats. Those who have once
attended a Parish House supper are
sure to come again, and those who
have not been there are missing a
good thing.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Among recent improvements in
Orangeviile are those made to the
property of Geo. F. Kindt. The
house has been thoroughly over
hauled, new windows and new
blinds have been put in and an ad-
dition erected in the rear. The
finishing touches are being put to a
very nice home by painting the
building. Mr.. Kindt is a progress
sive man, and likes to have his
premises in fine condition.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Pottsville people have entered de-
cided objection to the marking of
sidewalks with chalk announcing
forthcoming events. Tie agitation
has resulted IN the arrest of & young
man caught detacing the sidewalk
in this manner.
The practice is in vogue in Blooms
burg, and is meeting with much
adverse comment.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Cold weather is approaching, and
it is important that every one of
the fire plugs be tested, and if any
are found out of repair they should
be put in proper condition for full
services forthwith. A little time
spent in this direction may save
thousands of dollars worth Of pro-
perty, besides human life.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

We have heard that a nut and
bolt mill is to be moved to Berwick,
a silk mill is in course of constuc-
ton, lace factory is to follow and
prospects good for a match factory
Surely our neighboring town is on
the boom.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Location may not be an obstacle
to greatness, but it is an all inn
portant matter if You would insure
yourself good profit on real cs-
tate. See advertisement OF the
public sale of town lots by the
Bloomsbury Land Improvement
Company.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Warren Everett. motorman on
the Electric railway, on Saturday
purchased a house and lot OF H. c.
Ruckle, on East Main Street, Espy.
Mr.. Everett will move into the
house. The consideration is private.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Every teacher attending Institute
next week, by purchasing merchan-
disc to the amount of so cents or
over at the Leader Store Co. Limit
ed will be given a handsome
souvenir.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Daniel E. Krum has purchased
the w. A. Evert property on East
Third Street, and has taken posses
sion. The price paid was 81 900.
Mr.. and Mrs. Evert are at present
boarding with Mrs. M. M. Phillips
on Main Street.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

]. +. Sterling has changed his
residence from GAINESVILLE to this
town. He has moved into house
on First street and has engaged in
the insurance business. He was
formerly employed in F. P. Pursels
store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Game is plenteous in the vicinity
of Cambria. Two Wilkes Barre
hunters last week succeeded in
bagging sixty quail and nearly
that many rabbits, squirrels and
pheasants.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Provision has been made for a
big crowd at the supper to be given
by the Good Will Fire Company
OH Friday and Saturday nights.
There will be plenty of help and
the boys promise good service to
all who attend.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Ray Hoffman, motorman on the
car which left here at 1880 Sun
day night, observed package lying
on the track short distance be-
yond Park street. 1t was picked
up and proved to be box contain
ing twelve phonograph records and
a reproducer.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

There have been several changes
made in the schedule of the ID. L.
& w. Railroad. The corrected
schedule appears in this issue and
the travelling public will do we'll to
consult it..
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Arthur Traub, son Of Mr. and
Mrs. John Traub, and Miss Catha-
rine, daughter of Mr.. Fred Richard,
will be married at the home Of the
bride Thursday Nov. 2Sth.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

A new coat of paint has added a
wonderful Improvement to A. c.
Hidlay's Hotel at Rupert. The vim
like appearance is the first to attract
the eye of the visitor to that village.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

A Board of Examiners OF the D..
L. & w. Railroad Company are
examining the operators along the
Bloomsbury division preparatory to
adopting the Standard Code of tele-
graphic signals now in use by the
American Railway Association.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
WANTED-SFyFRAI. PERSONS OF

WANTED-SEVERAL PERSONS OF
character and good reputation in each state
Zone in this county required) to represent
and advertise old established wealthy bust.
ness house Of solid financial standing. Sal
airy SIS 90 weekly with expenses additional,
all payable in cash each Wednesday direct
from head offices Horse and carriage fur.
niShed, when necessary. References. En-
close sef.addressed stamped envelope. Man.
ager, $40 Caxton Buld'g, Chicago. (I6to26
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

w. P. Creveling, of East Third
street, is improving his property
recently purchased Of a Loan AS
sociation in the Armstrong addition.
The house has been repainted, the
windows fitted with blinds and a
new veranda erected.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Will Kesty killed a gray fox on
the river hill Saturday afternoon.
1t is necessary, in order to secure
the bounty of SI.oo, to remove the
ears, but as this would injure it for
mounting purposes Texas" de-
cided to do without the premium.
He had figured on getting the dol
lar by simply producing the animal
and when informed of the law on
the point, he sauntered out of Guy
Jacoby's Office in scournful de-
lection.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The Lackawanna Fertilizer &
Chemical Co., of Moosic, Pa, is
represented in this county by Frank
P. Davis who is their general agent,
He has charge of all local agencies,
and persons desiring to act as local
agents should communicate with
him, at Bloomsbury, Mr.. Davis
fills orders for ten brands Of fertili-
ger, and his company stands high
in the business. Farmers will do
we'll to get prices from him before
buying.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Thos. B. Moore has a litter OF
pups that he says would be winners
i'll dog show. They stand alone
for beauty. Tom has for some time
past given his attention to fine dogs
and he is never without one.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Parents should make up their
minds to the tact that they render
themselves amenable to the penal
ties Of the law if they fail to send
their children to school.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The proprietors Of the two steam
laundries of town will adopt the
cash system beginning January Ist
next. This means no payee, no
Washee." "
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Miss Edith Miller is slowly i'm
proving from typhoid fever with
which she has been afflicted for the
past several weeks, and her recovery
we are pleased to state, is only a
question of time.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

p. B. Heddens will take immedi-
ate possession of the Iron Street
hotel property which he recently
purchased. He will make many i'm
provements about the building.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

w. H. Gilmore on Saturday sold
his bottling establishment to Charles
Dushick, of Freeland. The new
owner will take possession on
December first.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Public sale of town lots, by the
Bloomsbury Land Improvement
Company, on Saturday, November
I6 and Saturday, November 23,
1901. See advertisement.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The A. & 7. Biograph Company
will leave tomorrow morning for
Mifflintown, Pa, to fill a two
night engagement.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Lamp Globes, Chimneys, Wicks,
Burners, Bracket Lamps, Stand
Lamps, Lantern Globes and all
lamp supplies at Mercer's Drug &
Book Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The weather man, after several
Intellectual attempts, succeeded in
giving us rain. There was gentle
and most welcome fall on Monday.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
Cash For Paper Mill Wood.

Cash will be paid for Paper Mill
wood, delivered to Pennsylvania Paper
Mills at Catawlssa, Pa. Communicate
with GRANT HERRING, Pres.
or H. A. MCKILLIP, Treas,
1887 tt Bloomsburg, Pa.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The Columbia and Montour
Electric Railway Company has
placed incandescent lights along
the switch leading into the power
house.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

William Fetter fell from a scaffold
at the Almedia M. +. church Thurs
day afternoon, but was not injured
to any extent.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Town lots for sale, on easy terms.
Bloomsbury Land Improvement
Co. Inquire of Sanderson Woods,
sales agent. N. U. Funk, Sec'y.
Office, Ent Building. (425
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Carrie Nation, the saloon smash
er, is booked to appear in Danville
next month. The consignment of
souvenir hatchets, has already ar
rived, This is probably as near to
Bloomsbury as the notorious per-
sonage will ever get.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

AS to quality and variety of
odors in Perlumery we are at the
front at Mercer's Drug & Book
Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

We have the largest, incest and
best selected stock of Pocket Books
in Bloomsbury, either ladies or
gents at Mercer's Drug & Book
Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Valuable town lots al public auc-
ton, by the Bloomsbury Land I'm.
provement Company. See adv't.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
APPRENTICE WANTED.

Boy wanted at this Office to learn
printers trade. Must be at least six
teen years of age, and fair reader
and speler. Resident of town pre-
feirs1. IT,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

If you need Lamp Of any des:
go to Mercer's Drug &
Book Store. A fine line and all
prices.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

A cart for sale, or exchange tor
hay or straw. Also one, or the
pair of sorreIs for sale.
Io-3-tf. DR.. H. BIERMAN.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

An inventory is being taker of
the Espy Furniture Factory, which
was recently sold by the Sheriff.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Mrs. B. Stohner has vacated the
Farmers Hotel property on Iron
Street and moved into a house on
West Street.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

George Ferguson has N owed his
family to Danville, where he has
secured steady employment.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The contract for the superstruc-
ture of the Bloomsbury & Sullivan
machine shop has been awarded to
Yost and Herring.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The employees of the d. l.. &
w. Railroad received their monthly
stipend on Tuesday.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

For Wall Paper and Window
Shades go to Mercer's Drug &
Book Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

w. H. Magiil Esq, has moved
his library into H, r. Stees' Office
in the Ent building, and will
shortly open law Office in Scran-
ton.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Books, Books, Books Of many
kinds at Mercer's Drug & Book
Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

George Splain has accepted a
position in f.. d. Broadt's barber
shop.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Charles,an IS year old son Of Mrs.
Phillip Oberdorf died of consump-
ton at his home in Berwick Thurs
day and was buried on Saturday.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Rev. d. N. Kirkby is arranging
to hold services in Berwick at stated
intervals.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The chrysanthemums offered for
sale by local florists are beautiful.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The first real snow of the season
struck town about eight O'Clock
Tuesday evening.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Now turn your attention to what
we have to be thankful for.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Checkers, Dominoes, Chess and
many other games at Mercer S
Drug & Book Store.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The employees of the Blooms
burg silk mill will receive their pay
to- morrow.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The membership of the Knights
of the Golden Eagle was augmented
by several new names Monday
evening,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Grier Quick won the prize at the
Wheelmen's S euchre Tuesday even
ing.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Robert Kishbach has moved from
Briarcreek to Shickshinny.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Local merchants are unpacking
and displaying Christmas goods.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

The Market Square fountain is
being prepared for the winter.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
THE COLUMBIAN.
BLOOMSBURG, FA.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER "a, 1901
Entered dttbe Poss once at bloomsbury, Pa.
sseoond class matter, March /, 1883.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14

Legal advertisements on page 7.
Isaiah Hagenbuch is putting
blinds OH his residence.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1901-11-14
sHsnsn essszs
CLA.RK 81 SSHT-

We offer special inducements in the fc
in part, as follows:
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-09-18
A Certain Cure for Dysentery and
piarrhoca.

Some years ago was one of q
party that intended making a lons
bicycle trip" says F. L. Taylor, Of New
Albany. Bradford Co, Pa. q. s. A
was taken suddenly with diarrhoea
and was about to give up the trip
when editor Ward, of the Laceyvilie
Messenger. suggested that l take q
dose Of Chamberlain Colo, Cho1era
and Diarrhoea Remedy. I purchased
bottle and took two doses. one before
starting and one on the route. I made
the trip successfully and never fell
any Ill effect Again last summer
was almost completely run down viii
an attack OF dysentery. I bought I
bottle Of this same remedy and thiI
time one dose cured me" Sold BIZ 81
druggists and dealers BENSON
SMITH & CO.. Agents for Hawaii.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-09-18
4 i real pleasure TO as to sneak

Z d 4 real pleasure to as TO speak
fHvorahly OF Pain-KiIler. known almost
universally TO be q good and safe
remedy for burns and other pains OF
the body It Is valuable not only for
colds in winter, but for various sum-
mer complaints. and should be In ey-
|ery family The casualty which de-
mands Il may come nrawareCh Chris
|tian Advocate. Avoid substitutes
there is but one Pain-KI'ler. PeFry
Davis. Price csc. and SOC.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-09-18

Arrived By the steamer and eo1tafre
. fne lot OF the seasons deIiczeies.
Came Of al kinds. fruits ana oxsters.
To get the bert the market Affords.
'eaye orders ~ bis King street depot
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-09-18

Cor. Nunan1 and AerchAnt SIS. md
Hotei ST opp BetAei P. O BOX s7s.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1901-06-29
HUMOROUS.

Too many people in this world talk
wisely and act foolishly. - Chicago
Daily News.
1t is even better to hide your light
under a bushel than to have it pulled
out by undue exposure.-Puck.
A Record Observation-Disclosures
here, you said that house l bought of
you was a stones throw from the
station" Agent-"WelI?" Subbubs--
"Well, 1 simply want to know who
threw that stone" - Philadelphia
Times.
Proper Enough and Quite English.
-Wickler-"Beastly weather, isn't
it?" Stickler-'Why will you insist
upon using those idiotic expressions?
How can the weather be beastly?'
Wickler-'Well, it's raining cats and
dogs Press.
Mrs. Innocence Finding poker chips
in her husbands pockets)-"Dear me!
Isn't George too thoughtful for any
thing! I told him to buy something
to amuse the baby, and here he has
brought home these pretty colored
disks. Record.
A Good System.-Mr. Meddergrass
Hi Slocum sent ten dollars to q
Teller in New York to find out how
to win at roulette" Mr.. Foddershack
-"What did the Teller say? Mr.. Med
dergrass-"Said to run the game
YOURSELF baltimore American.
Their Favorite Diet.-''The bulls
and bears in Wall street are all car
nivorous animals" remarked the
horse editor to the snake editor. "1n-
deed?" "Yes; they are fond of spring
lamb with United States mint sauce"
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
"When you want shoes. go to a
shoe store" read the talkative man
in a restaurant from a newspaper ad-
vertisement. YES" said the patient
listener across the table, as he took
up his extra fork, land when you
want pie. go to pie plant" Indian
apolis News.