The Savannah morning news., 1901-05-26
BY p. dunno.

! riot, I've got to make a call on tn furni-
ture dealers in tn mornin'. That's what
Hogan calls, Oh, Finance. Oh, Finance,
an Shakespeare says, how NANNY crimes
| ARE committed in thy name!"
Twas a fine spree while 1t lasted
Hinnissy. Niver befure in tn histhry ~
tn wurruld has so nanny BARRIERS an
walters been on tn verge Nv a private
yacht. The capitalist that tinded 90 tn
wants Nv tn inner Jawn w. Gates lost
his job at tn Waldorf-Astorya FIR lettin'
his diamond studs fall into a bowl iv soup
that he was carryin' to former mimber
Nv tn chambermaid staff that had found
tip on Northern Passyfic on the fiure
Nv Jim Keene's ROOM an on retirin' offer
ed to match tn proprietor FIR tn hotel.
TIL barber in tn third chair cut off part
Nv tn nose iv tn presidint Nv tn Con an
Foundher whin A. P. whit up fourteen
pnts. He compromised with his victim
be takin' a place on tn boord Nv tn COM
pny. TIL effect Nv an boom on tn neces-
sites Nv life, like champagne an race
horses and chorus girls common an pre-
ferred, was TREMENDOUS. 1t looked FIR
awhile as though most Nv tn meenyal
wurruk Nv tn country would have to be
done be old-line millyionaires who'd made
their money sellin' four cints worth iv
stove polish FIR a nickel But it's all
past now. TIL waiter has returned to his
mutton an tn barber to his plowshare
TIL chorus girl has raysumed tn posi-
ton FIR which nature intinded her an tn
usual yachtin' will be done on tn cable
cars al a. m. an 6 p. M, as before. TIL
jag is over Nanny a man that looked
like powdher pigeon a month ago looks
like a hunchback to-day"
IT'S on'y few days since I see be tn
pa-apers that Tim Mangan, tn bootblack
at tn Alhambra Hotel, had made small
fortune in stocks. 1t seems he used to
polish tn pedals f'r Titan Nv Finance,
that fr lack iv any other kind Nv tip,
give him wan on tn market All Tins
frinds is delighted with his good luck
He said farewell to thin las night at
bonkit in tn Dead Fall RESTRAINT. Mr..
Orestos l. Hicks, tn bull leader, was
prisint an pinted out Tim as an example
Nv what young man cud do be close ap-
plicauon an industhree an gamblin'. He
predicted he wud shine in tn wurruld Nv
finance as he had in more humber.
but not less honorable spare. daughter
an cheers.l"
Thin I read that Timothy Mangan,
wanst a boot black at tn Alhambra Hotel.
is supposed to be long a large block Nv
d. o. p & f. After that see that Tim
othy L. Mangan, who will be kindly re-
Numbered be pathrons Nv tn Alhambra
Hotel, has been conspicuous in tn sthreet
an is head Nv a pool to consolidate tn
Egg, Oysther an Pie Plants Nv tn ooun-
thry. Tn mex week twas T. Emmett
Mangan was seen las night at tn Wal
dorf-Astorya. where he was hstin' In
milk punches with his frind. Orestes L.
Hicks. Mr. Mangan is a firm believer
In tn future Nv stocks. TIL country
was niver so prosperous, he says. TIL
banks are well protected an money is
so asy as to be almost uncomfortable
he says. We ar-re goin' 40 a three per
clint basis he says, or even less he says
Some stocks won't pay anything ne
says. IF shares like s. ~ A. & p, which
pay on'y six per clint. sr-re worth two
hundred, shares that don't pay anything
are equally as good, fr what tn divvle 10
Elk per clint. whin tn country IL so pros
perous7 Waiter, said the dashin' young