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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

'"Them women make me tired" said
the first telegraph operator as he opened
his switch.
"What's the matter now" asked the
second telegraph operator.
zone of 'em was just in here and want
ed to know why we wouldn't let her put
a postscript to a ten word message with
out charging her extra Said 1t WASH,
part of the message. anyway. "-Balti
more American.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

ST haven't seen any evidence Of this
prosperity they talk about SO much" said
the Alphabet.
The Numerals, which had often been
arrayed as proof, were amazed at this.
"Wel, anyway" returned the Alpha
bet, II know of % letters that are al
ways out Of work New York Times.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

Mamma, don't think the people who
make dolls are very pious people," said
little girl to her mother one day.
"Why not, my child|
because you can never make them
kneel. | have always to lay my doll
down on her stomach to say her pray
ers."-Glasgow Times.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
His Other One.

A Philadelphia captain of detectives
tells of one of the malaprops Of his
force who. despite his deficiency in edu'
cation, is a clever operator. Respond.
ing to an inquiry, he explained to friend
the possession of two names by prison
er by saying: "Jim Henry is his real
name. Percy d. Klyne is his ananias."
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

Teacher-What little boy can tell me
what is a 'pioneer?"
Tommy-I know. My sisters one.
Teacher-Your sisteE9
Tommy-Yes; she plays the pianner all
the time.-Philads Press.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
Tb. Samaritan WIDOW.

In Sumatra if woman is left widow
Immediately after her husbands death
she plants a Flagstaff at her door, upon
which flag is raised. So long as the
flag remains uniform by the wind the ETH
quette of Sumatra forbids her to marry,
but at the first rent. however tiny, she
can lay aside her weeds and accept the
first offer she Womanhood.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
THE WAY OF ESCAPE

lish es perfect regularity,
dries the drains which
weaken women, heals In
hammation and liberation
and cures female weakness.
It cures backache, head
ache, and the other painful
consequence of womanly
disease. 1t tranquilizes the
nerves, encourages the ap-
petite, and induces refresh
ing sleep.
II feel it my duty to
send you this testimony"
writes Mrs. Tillie Linney,
of Gravel Switch, Marion
Co., KY. III had been a
sufferer from uterine trouble
for twelve years, having
doctored with the most
skillful physicians but find
ing only temporary relief
from medicines prescribed
by them. 1 was advised
by a friend to take Favor
lite Prescription, which I
did, and after taking six
bottles 1 find that it has
effected a complete cure"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
&nrcnAfiN.

''Do you know, Miss Frisbie," said the
large headed young author, my most
brilliant thoughts come to me in my
sleep?"
-Its a great pity that you are troubled
with insomnia" added the pert young
lady.-Detroit Free Press.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
An Exhaustive Trip.

Harriet-Harry's got home.
Clara-Did he have a good time?
Harriet guess so; he borrowed hall
a dollar to pay the hackman before he
kissed any of us.-EXchange.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

Are you raising your boy as pet2
II you are, you are running him. Too
much kindness will as surely spoil chill
dren as unreasonable grumbling.-Atchi-
son Globe.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

gans are starved, and the weakness OF
starvation shows itself In lungs, heart,
liver, kidneys or some other organ.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition, and
so cures disease of other organs which
have originated through deficient nutr-
ton or impure blood.
al had been suffering with kidney trouble
twenty vears,n writes Miss Minnie Ryan, OF
rs1 Louisiana Avenue, St. Louis, Mo, Napd
had doctored with number Of the best physf
Golden Medical Discovery and favorite Pre-
seription and took also several Walls Of poctor
Pleree's Pellets. took eight bottles (fouT o.
each) and feel now perfectly CURED"
DR. Pierce,s Pellets cure biliousnesa.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

"How do you think Edith Manysum
mers look with her new beauW
"As if she might be mother to him. ~
Chicago Record Herald.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
Her EeelinEa.

'You love your native land more than
ever, do you not, now that you are
about to leave it?" said the experienced
traveller.
"Oh, yesv' gasped the young and lovely
passenger on her first tour abroad as
the ship encountered the ocean swell. II
Il feel like hugging the shore right
now!''-Marine Journal.
The Sussex Farmers Toast.
Here's to the three BIS and the H:
Bread when we're hungry,
Beer when we're dry,
Bed when we're weary (and)
Heaven when we die.-Journal of the
Folk Lore Society.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
A Severe Criticism.

A single lie destroys that absolute con
6dence which for certain souls is tn
foundation of love.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

ulceratior Of the uterus and piles to usa
DIR, Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It 10 the best medicine in the world.
Also write to Dr. Pierce for his advice.
1 have felt better in the past seven
menths than have for years. Every
month I used to have to go te bed and
have hot poultices and take laudanum to
ease the pain. 1 don't go to bed now,
nor do l take laudanum Every spring
I used to be troubled with piles, but |
did not have any trouble of that kind
this spring. keep DR.. Pieroe's Com
pound Extract of Smart-Weed In the
house. 1t is a wonderful medicine"
THE WAY OF ESCAPE
from the diseases which af1ict women,
is marked by the footsteps of hundreds
of thousands of women who have been
raised to strength from weakness and
from sickness to health, by the use of DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It estab-
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

Every one in the world has kin that be
come a problem at time of wedding
or q party.-Atchison Globe.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
The sussex Farmer's Toast
The Supreme Test.

Clarke-Mr. Shivery is passionately
fond of art.
Miss Jameson-Yes, and yet not fond
enough of it to stop painting.-Town and
Country. -
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
Use Aliens FOOt-Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot, and
get tired easily. If you have smarting feet or
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cools
the feet and makes walking easy. cures
swollen sweating feet, ingrowing nails, bis
ters and caIlous spots. Relieves corns and
bunions of all pain and gives resi- and comfort
Try it to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c Trial package FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

DATENTs.
Caveats and Trade Marks Obtained, an
ali other business in the U. S. Patent Officeat
ended to, for MODERATE FEES.
Our office is opposite the u s. Patent once
and we can obtain Patents in less time than
those remote from WASHINGTON.
Send MODEL OR ORA WING. We advise
as to patentability free of charge, and we
make NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN
A PATENT.
We refer here to the Postmaster, the Supt
of Money order Div. and to officials OF the
S. Patent Office For circular, advice, terms,
and references TO actual clients in your OWL
State or County, write to
@. A. SNOW g CO.,
Oppostte Patent once. Washington. ID.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
AFTER MANY YEARS

= NOAAA 'A~e
Or. Pierce's Colder
It Is such cures
% this which es-
xablish the sound
ness Of DIR. Pierce's
theory: eDiseases
which originate in
the stomach must
be cured through
the stom a C h."
Every other organ
depends on the
ct omach for Its
vitality and vigor.
For by the ston-
ach and its asso-
ciated organs of
digestion and nu-
triton the food
which Is eaten is
converted into nu-
tsinent, which, in
the form of blood,
is the sustaining
power of the body
and each organ of
1t. w hen tn e
stomach is dis
eased the food sup
ply Of the body is
o,,+ dowr1 the or
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08

Kindly take notice that Ely's Liquid
Cream Balm is of great benefit to those
sufferers from nasal catarrh who cannot
inhale freely through the nose, but must
treat themselves by spraying. Liquid
Cream Balm differs in form, but not me-
dicinally from the Cream Balm that has
stood for years at the head of remedies for
catarrh. 1t may be used in any nasal
atomizer. The price, including a spray
ing tube, is rs cents. Sold by druggists
and mailed by Ely Brothers, Sc Warren
street, New York.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
The Four DIS.

Charles Sturgeon once said there were
three great eneminies to man-"dirt, debt
and the devil He might have added one
more and included dyspepsia. The evil
results of this disease could hardly be ex-
aggerated. It's effects are felt in mind
and body, and are as far reaching as the
effects of the curse that laid on the Jack
daw of Rheims which was cursed in ''eat
ing and drinking and sleeping, in standing
and sitting aud lying" The good effects
of DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
are most marked in aggravated and chronic
cases of dyspepsia. 1t enables the stomach
glands to secrete the necessary quantity
of digestive fluids, and this at once re-
moves that craving or gnawing sensation
so common to certain forms of indigestion,
1t tones and regulates the stomach, invi-
gorates the torid liver and gives the blood
making glands keen assimilative power,
Golden Medical Discovery" cures
ninety eight per cent. of those who use it.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are superior
to all other laxative medicines when the
bowles are INSTRUCTED.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
BALZACS RIVAL

BalZaC had no rival but George Sand,
some critics consider them twin stars.
woman acknowledged by all the world the second
if the first of French novess, certainly the remark
able of her and the greatest autho in the worlds
history
The story of her life is romantic and eventul that
her heroines the revelations made III her H d
for dozen novels of the present day An
interesting pamphlet giving outline of her life will be request
Agents wanted
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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1901-10-08
HAVE YOUR PAINTING
DONE BY
Samuel |. Bullock.

Best materials always used. Pure colors
pest White Lead and Zinc and Pure Linseed
OIL All kinds OF painting done; Sign, Orna
mental. Frescoing, Draining, Ca1cimining
Glazing, &C. Work solicited from all around.
None but competent and experienced men
employed. ana all work guaranteed.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12
HE'S PICKED ONE OUT
Robert Stevens of Phoenix and His
 Prospective Bride,

Robert Stevens, the unknown miner of Phoenix. whose cautious and round- about Journey toward matrimony has been described from time to time in the Pittsburg Pa) papers, Is so near the goal now that he has selected the girl he wants out of something more than 200, whom the mayor and alder men of Pittsburg gathered together from four states. The Pittsburg Lead CT thus tells of the latest phase of Mir. Stevens adventures:
 Robert Stevens of Phoenix, Ariz., who few weeks ago solicited the aid of Mayor w. J. Diehl in finding a Pitts burg girl who would make a far west ern miner a good wife, arrived in the city yesterday and called on the mayor to thank him for the interest and the assistance he gave him. He had sue ceeded in finding in Pttsburg a young woman who he thought would just III the bill. Yesterday being election day the mayor was not at his office but the visitor informed a reporter that the letter sent him making known his de- sire to secure wife from among Pitts burg's fair daughters, and which was published In the daily papers, had brought responses from 225 marriage able females. Most of the letters, he said, were from Pittsburg girls. but New York, Ohio and West Virginia were also represented. "l read most of the letters he said, but only one of them appealed to me. l answered 1t and received a sensible reply. That is why I am in Plttsburg today.
 ''I found my mine and am going to stake my claim. l have. called upon the girl and am pleased with her. She Is a good woman, well educated and will make man a good wife. Don't misunderstand me. now; l am in no hurry. It doesn't pay to get married in day. The only thing that I'm afraid of Is the nature of woman. For the most part she is a bird of passage. Buy her diamond ring and a sealskin coat, and you can't hold her. But, as l said. I shall stake my claim and stay
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

with 1t till l win. That is what has brought me my success in mining. The reason so many prospectors fail, is be- cause they give up before they have in- yestigated thoroughly.
 70, you want to know about my mines? I don't know about that. IL isn't much of a story. Eighty miles out from Phoenix l have nine claims. the last of which I staked only three weeks ago. The mines are in the Harqua Hala mountains. l am working only one of them at the present time. The mine is not from ledge or vein: it Is simply an immense mineral body of ore, the greater percentage of which is copper. The realization in copper from 100 pounds of ore Is sl760, while the gold and silver extracted pay the ex- penses of running
 lr. Stevens said. in reply to a ques- ton regarding his experience in min ing: "I was born and raised in the territory of my claims I am now about 3S years old and have prospected twelve years. Those were trying years, too. Many time burned the mid night candle and ate bacon and beans l used to break broncos until l got $lOO or S150. Then would buy bacon and beans. load my donkeys and go into the mountains and dis until the grub gave out"
 Asked If he liked the east, Stevens said: "No, sir; am not used to such life. am more lonesome in this mas7 of people than l am with one of my men. eighty miles from Phoenix. But this Is the first recreation I have ever had.
 When go back to Arizona I intend to send Mayor Diehl some henutiiu,. highly-polished mineral specimens az a. token of gratitude. l have four room, log home out there in the noun tains fixed up to the best When 1 get to New York l am going to have a plano shipped down.
 MT. stevens was obliged to go to Bal- timore last evening to look after a business matter. He will call again on the mayor on his return.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

Frank M. Friessell, of Pittsburg, Pa, who in company with David w. Barter left here couple Of months ago on a trip down the Colorado river returned here Monday. Their trip down the riv
 CT was full of adventure. There are many rapids In the river and their boat was upset number of times, throwing the occupants into the river, compelling them to swim to the shore and then follow th" boat until 1t was overtaken and caught. They lost their guns, camera and clcthing, but man. aged to save enough grub to reach ni- amond canyon, 20 miles below their starting point at Bright Angel. It is believed that they found. the body of W. H. Russell who was drowned in the river some two years ago. They camp ed on a sand bar several miles below Bright Angel trail. and Barter dug into the sand for the purpose of getting to dry sand for his bed. In shoveling the sand he unearthed q human skeleton. There was nothing found by which they could identify the remains.-Coconino Sun.
 Last Sunday evening the nuts on the buggies belonging to Mrs. Morris and Rev. Shields were removed by some boys whose ages run from ten tc sixteen years. A serious accident might have happened. A complain,
 was filed in Judge Hunters court or Wednesday by Mrs. Morris against three boys for this offense, their tria
 being In progress as we go to press This comes of boys of all ages run
 ming the streets at all hours of the
 night, instead of being in bed, tho
 proper place for them. There Is cur. few law in the territory and Stafford
 should certainly enforce it. Boys art full of pranks and sometimes danger ous ones, as in this ease. It is getting so that no entertainment. party ol gathering of any kind can be had with. out being annoyed by crowd of boys | lt is high time a halt was called and these youths placed under coptrol.- Graham Guardian.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

F. w. Peek. Jr., son of r. w. Peck. Paris exposition, came up from Wick enburg this m-rning to meet the spe- cial party of Chicago excursionists. MT. Peck and his father have been work ing the Robert Groom property near Wickenburg for some time under bond, and it is understood a 5000 payment was made on the same to Special Com missioner J. J. Hawkins today. In conversation with MT. Peck today he to;i a Journal Miner man that they were well pleased with the property and now had some 40 feet of develop ment w-rk done, but his special visit at this time was to make still further and mroe extensive development of the property. He also expressed it shis opinion that the Wickenburg section was one lcf the richest in the west. MT. Peck will leave for Phoenix tonight. from where he will go to his home in Chfcago.-Journal Miner.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

kind acts from my aged friend during the trip was unlocked for and sweet compensation.
 With no motive of disparaging my sex, could not but note that they were men who responded to her ap- peals. While the ladies expressed much sympathy they yie.1 .1ed the mat. ter of assistance wholly to the lordly sex. as though it were a province they need not invade.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

broker-Gown women. F.. pihshars NcG Herington, Kansas.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the we'll known remedy, SYRUP OF FIGs, manufactured by the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co.,, illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa- tive principles of plants known to be incidentally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. 1t is the one perfect strengthening laxa- tive, cleansing the system cffectually, dispelling colds, headaches and levers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub- stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative.
 In the process of manufacturing figs arc used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by method known to the CALIFORNIA Ere SYRUP Co. only, In order to get it's beneficial effects and to avoid limitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
 SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
 LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK, N r. For sale by all Druggists Price Soc. per bottle.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

A surprise party is not a success, ac- cording to the Globes heart -to-heart editor. unless one of the guests carries a greasy paper bag containing dough- nuts.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

origin in a diseased condition of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. It increases the activity of the blood-inaking glands, and every organ is benefited by the resulting in- crease of rich, pure blood.
 rGolden Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol and is entirely free from opium, cocaine and other narcotics.
 "Your Golden Medical Discovery and Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy have been of great benefit to me" writes (Prof) Pleasant A. oliver, Of Viola, Fulton Co. Ark rBefore used the above mentioned remedies my sleep was not sound; digestion bad: a continual feeling of misery, now feel like a new man Any one in need of medical treatment for nasal catarrh could do no better than to take treatment of Dr. K. V. Pierce. know his medicines are all right in this class of diseascs-
 The Common Sense Medical Adviser, cloth binding, sent free by the author, on receipt of 3I one-cent stamps, to pay expense of mailing only. paper covers 7I one-cent stamps. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N Y.
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12

tO d IIldU WIiOSt Slcep seems to have been only an un.efreshing stupor; who wakes with burning eyes, throbbing head, and a bad taste in the mouth, 1t in e a il s only a new days misery.
 In such a physical condition health is III ost surely an d swiftly restored by the use Of Doctor Pierce'sG Med ical Discovery. It cures diseases of the stomach and organs of digestion and nu- triton, and it cures through the stomach diseases of liver, lungs, kidneys, etc., which have their
Arizona republican., 1901-03-12
GET ~Y

That's the morning call of Chanticleer. It's welcome cry to we'll man. But
Arizona republican., 1901-08-31
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 OF THE. ILLINOIS OIL BOND COMPANY.

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE, PRESENTS:-That we, the under signed have this day voluntarily asso- clated ourselves together for the pur- pose of forming and becoming corpo- ration under the laws of the Territ oN of Arizona. and in that behalf and to that end we do hereby adopt and duly execute the following Articles of In corporation, and do thereby and herein declare and certify as follows, to-wit:
 l. That the name of this corporation shall be the ILLIN OIS OIL BOND COMPANY, and tina: it's principal place of transacting business shall be and is in the City and County of San Fran cisco, State of California. and that it shall have branch offices at the City of Chicago Cook County, State of Illinois, and at Phoenix. MlTcopa County, Ter ritory of Arizona; and that the names of It's incorporators are: James F.
 Kerr, Henry H. Davis, Charles r. OBrien, Milton M. Davis, Fred Roth man, M. r. Mullen. Thomas C. Tridel of the City and County of San Fran cisco, State of California and H. R. Tritle and r. D. Lane of Phoenix, Mari copa County, Territory of Arizona.
 II. The general nature of the busi- ness proposed to be transacted by this corporation is the securing and acquir- ing by purchase. gift, demise or other wise, the ownership, possession and right, title and interest of, in and to all oil lands and mineral lands, and other lands and real estate and mining claims, real and personal property. by location, purchase. bond Jr lease of tho same and otherwise and the disposal of the same by sale, lease or bond or oth- erwise, and to sell shares of the capi- tai stock of this corporation. the devel- opment of lands and property by sink ing wells and shafts and otherwise. and by driving of tunnels and drifts and the erection of bulldi gs. hoists, derricks, warehouses, factories, furnaces, refin- cries, engines, machinery, power houses and mills, and other structures neces- sary to the proper conduct of the busi- ness of this corporation. and acquiring and construction of trans. tram ways and other roads and pipes, pipelines. fumes, ditches, and every other thing necessary to the proper conduct of the business of the corporation; to hold