Evening journal., 1901-11-27

give shampane supper jest tew see
how menny NV Us is left He haint
goin tew git but a duzzen bottles NV
shampane till he seeze jest lhow menny
thair is NV us in Moo Kassell We air
keepin hit kwite fer feer ther reglers
will git on tew hit an forse uhairse.fs
in. Hit wood be cCnfusin If thay did
fer we air going tew plan our kampain
in the tank thet mite.
Pore Ferris Ji.es haint got tew git
vaclEinated yit. an every time ne gets
a leetle pimppill ON his Ease he runs
tew THE dockter an axes him ef hit is
small pocks.
Sum NV ur fellers is outin town till
after the kort is over fer they say hit is
better
Pore Jim Rattledge, THE stait deteck-
tive, tuck all the trubble, Mary Ann.
tew go tn pittsburg and ketch fe.ler
wOt stole girls money an dimunds
an after he got the fe.ler heer an he'd
him indited the gall turns roun an gifts
Mayer Fisher tew marry her tew the
fe,ler an thet jest busted the hole durn
biznes up, an Jim's purity mad an no
mistaik
We are going tew hold a meetin to-
morrow in ther gas tank tew pass reso-
loOShuns NV thanksgivin. They have
been made up an rit by Magistrate
Frank Bradlee an he sez they air not
intended tew refeckt amy kreddit on
the anty Addixsites. Every time frank
sez thet wurd he laffs out loud an
shOze his teeth. The resOloOshuns air:
Wareas, We, the onlee livin an bOny-
fide Union Republicans NV Delaware
in meetLn heer assembled do heerby
deeklare an say;
Wareas, Thet we haint got nuthin
outen nobody an therefore be nit
Resolved. Thet we don't thank no
body, fer we have been betraid by Guy
ner HUM and Martin BurTiss and we
haint even SO much ez bin recognized
by President Rosefelt an seGh being
ther kase, we refuse tew sellebrate
thanksgivin day accordin tew the
procklamashun NV Guvner Hum an
President Rosefelt.
Frank seItinly kin rite resolooshuns,
Mary Ann, an the boys win pass thet
without amendin hit, an Frank sez hit
will go down in history and tibet Mag
istrate Vile kuddent hev rit won no
better. j don't believe thet ever will
get this rust often my fase, Mary Ann.
Hit is ON thare so thick thet hit kracks
an lets in the kold every time cOif.
Hit sertainly is diskumfertin. an Sim
Pennywi-l sez thet Jonathin s. Williss
wood say thet wuz the man with the
ilCn mask.
Don't get vasksinated on the leg fer
thare wuz a wooman wat got paralized
by gittin hit done thare. Mister Addix
-. III
my armor plate an SEE thet i am his
mailed mite.
We air goin tew dew sumo fine leck-
shun wurk next time in Moo Kassel
kOunty fer we air goin tew hev the
star struck out NV our ticket an use
the eegel. same es the reglers do Hit
will fool them fellers fer thay viii
STAMP the bird an think thay air vOtin
the regler tickit. Don't say nuthin
about hit fer eff them few dOun Stait
reglers wuz tew git on tew hit thay
would put a star on thairn an hit wud
ruin us in the roOral deestrickts, fer
thare ez a heap NV us fellers down in
Kent an Sussex wot kaint reed an thay
wud stamp the regler star. Hit will
wurk All rite in Moo Kassell hut hit
wuddent dew down thare.
Skott vernun. wOt is won uN
the edittoOrs is a tellin heap nv stuff
an we air afeered he will tell all he
nose an then hev tew shut up like q
hoss with the lockiaw He wants teW
dew the sheriff printin so bad thai
he il doing sum printin NV sherin's
sails fer nuthin and putin them OF
the front side NV his paper. Hit ser
tinly shows enterprise in them boys
an hit may help thir sirkulashun al
that sertinly will be Mise. Ez sune e.
Mister Addix heerd that the daley Re
publickin wus printed in Delaware h'
subscribed fer hit. We air goin tev
helD NIT all we kin.
Yore Risin Husband.
William Jones.
p. S. Jeroam B. Bell, wot prints th'
Sunday Star, hes sertinly give us
heap NV enlargement bi wot he se'
in his paper las Sunday He sez tha
deestrickt Attorney William Mikel
Burn il going tew teech a hole lot II
yung law stoodents tew love Miste
Addix an hit sertinly IL pleasin teV
Mister Addix. He sez ef sum Nv tn
rest NV them reglers wud dew wo
Mister Burn dun hit wud make a hea
NV differense in his plans about goi
tew NOopOrt so much.