The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-05
oLoBE SIGHTS.

GLOBE SIGHTS
rFrom the Atchison GIobe.I
Most people have the church instinct
in their blood
II you want to make liar mad, ask
him to do some lying for YOU
Men are deathly afraid Of women;
railroads are deathly afraid OK leglsla-
turez
There are some people who always
discover a mistake when il Is too late
to rectify it
There is only one man whose hunting
stories a woman should believe. those
OF her husband
A few years after marriage, it devel :
ops that the definition OF affinity j.
both pulling one way"
wen. who is laying Off now?" ask
ed a brakeman this morning, as fun
eral procession passed
The great need of the times is a cure
for the growing appetites OF girls for
chocolates and compliments
The statue of peace. which woman
represents. should be chopped up, and a
figure of a man substituted
The first time a man puts on a tin
sword, he feels mighty important, but
soon learns to laugh at himself.
1t has been 80 dun today that mule
tied behind q farmers wagon, attracted
q crowd of fourteen men,
Deafness isn't the afiiction to age
that it is to youth: a deaf aged person
doesn't miss hearing many nice things
When things go wrong around a
house. a man makes them go worse by
scolding 50 loud that he wakes the
baby
Novels. poems and sentiment to the
contrary, no man starting out to win a
girls love ever had reason for discour-
agement
one OF the handsomest girls ia Atchi-
son, twenty years old, has been doc
toring'' for three years past. She in in
perfect health.
An Atchison man VINO sells whisky
is 50 strongly prejudiced against It
that he Will not use it even on the ad-
vice Of a physician
An Atchison woman by the name OF
Smith, who is determined that her chill
dren shall not have common Names has
named a new daughter Alicinitis-
When a young man walks home from
church tn a girl, there is somewhere
else In t--z world a girl who hears OF it,
and who talks a good deal about per
hdy."
The street railway company has a new
snow sweeper on the streets today. II
we were q family horse. we wouldn't
stand that sweeper; we would run away
The girl who doesn't have to stir out
OF doors in storm unless she pieases,
is always the first to appear with snow
glasses, rainy day skirt, and a mac
intosh-
In the majority OF homes. the wage
Garner protests against the extrava-
gance of his women folks but how
rare are the cases where his protests
avail
It makes no difference how much a
woman stuffs her boy before sending
him with his fathers dinner, he al
opens the bucket
Ed jackson will start a movement
against the habit of men lifting their
hats to women, and catching cold. We
heard a woman say today that half the
fun in speaking to a man is the know
edge that he will be compelled to lift his
hat.
Women will buy dry goods ait bar
gain sales. and put them away but
or furniture, until they need them.
Every husband in this town can tell a
story ABOUT MS wire buying dry goods
at bargain sales. and laying them away
for years
So much fault is found with women
who board. to avoid the trouble CT
housekeeping. that a woman boardcr
writes to the Globe to defend the pTac-
tice. She says that she and her hus-
band were driven into a boarding house
by kin. they found they were keeping q
free boarding house, and broke up house
keeping in order TO avoid a financial
braaldng-up which seemed inevitable.