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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
DIOCESE OF CHEYENNE.
Diocesis Cheyennesis.l

NIIUOIoIS OIIO' V13l1'77'N'1
Established Aug. 9. 1887. Comprises the
State of Wyoming. Square miles. &.5l9
Right Reverend Thos. NJ Lehman. DID,
Bishop of Cheyenne; consecrated Feb
q. 1897 Residence, Cheyenne, Wyo., st.
Mary's cathedral, corner Nineteenth
and Ferguson streets.
First Bishop-Rt Rev Maurice F.
Burke, D. D., cons. Oct. Is, 1887; trans
ferred to the See of st. Joseph, Mo-,
June 49, 1898.
Vicar General-Very Rev. II. Cummis-
key. V G. Res, Laramie. Wyo.
Chancellor and Secretary-Rev. George ],
Bryant. Res, Cheyenne cathedral
Bishops Council-Very Rev. Hugh Cum
misky, ". c.. Laramie; Rev. John Della
hunty. Rock Springs; Rev. NJ. Ternes,
Rawlins: Rev. Peter Casey. Evanston.
Procurator Fiscatis-ReV John Della
hunty, Rock Springs
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
CITY of Denver.

Pro-Cathedral OF the immaculate Con
ception-Rt. Rev. Nicholas Inry sostoln
Matz, d. D.: Rev. p. A. Phillips. chan
ceIlor and secretary: Rev NJ. f. Cal
lanan. pro-pastor; ]. B. White, P. S.
Mcdonald.
gchools-Ten Sisters of Charity, Logan
avenue Sister NJ. Carlos. dir. Pupils,
Chapels-st GATHERINGS Home for Work
ing Girls, Sisters of Mercy; st. Mary S
Academy. Sisters OF Loretto.
ON-Thirty-seventh AMI
Humboldt streets Very Rev Henry
Robinson. V, G., pastor; Rev. I. L.
schooI-Eight Sisters of Charity. Sister
n. PcTfcCta. dir. Pupils. 4J9
HOLY FAMILY-Homer avenue. Rev. B.
a. Schiffini. S. j.. pastor
Chapels-College of the Sacred Heart.
Jesuit Fathers. St. Vincents Orphan
Asylum, Sisters of Charity, attended
from Sacred Heart College.
OUR LADY OF MT CARMEL-Paimer
avenue and Murdoch street Rev. Ma
Ttano Lepore, pastor. Res, 1903 West
Thirty-sixth avenue.
SACRED HEART-Twenty-e iGhth and
Larimer streets Rev. F: c. Roy, s. J,
pastor; F. Y Gubitosi, S. J.; James L.
Holland, S. j.: J. +. Weir, S. j.; assist
ants; two lay brothers; IT,. os,, -,
Echool-Ten Sisters of Charity, 2S44 Lart-
Tner. Sister NJ. Aurelia, spur. Pupils.
ST DoMINTc's- Emerald avenue (Iigh-
land S postoffice). Rev. S. r. Brock
bank, o. P, pastor; Rev. p. T. Meal
lister. O. r., assistant Res. 243l Boule-
ward street.
ter NJ. Florentine, Dir. Pupils, 1870.
ST. ELIZABETH S-Curtis and Eleventh
streets. Very Rev. Francis Koch, o. F
N. superior and pastor; Rev. Fldeiis
berg, O. F. NJ, Rev. Peter Phster, .. F
NJ. assistants: two lay brothers.
School-Four Franciscan Sisters; Sister
-. Longina, Dir. Pupils, Do.
FOfoE-f'ha Pny Franciscan Fathers
o. st. EliZabeth'S. Denver, attend Vart-
ors railway stations on the Kansas Pa
Chapeis-st. Anthony's Hospital, Poor
Sisters Of St Francis of Perpetual Ad-
Grafton; Rev. FIR. Albert, chaplain; St.
Clara's Convent; Franciscan Sisters.
ST. FRANCIS DE SALES-Alaneda and
lincoln avenues. Rev. William Morrin,
PASTOR
ST, JOSEPHs-South Water street and
Sixth avenue, Rev. Edward ( Cant
mann, Alphonsus Herzog, c. SIS. R.,
st. hen Elsler. g SIS. r.. two lay
brothers. Res. COS W. Sixth avenue.
ScAuoI-Seven Sisters of Mercy; pupils.
ST LEO TIE GREAT-Rev. William
Organ, pastor; Rev A. B. Casey, as
ST. PAlTiRE CKs-Rev. J. P. Carrigan
pastor. Res, 1851 Bell avenue. Assist
ant, Rev. FIR. Clark.
School-Seven Sisters of St. Joseph. Moth
e. NJ. Irene, Dir. Pupils, S25.
Chapels-House OF Good Shepherd.
LORETTO HEIGHTS - Rev. Richard
Brady chaplain.
Isslons-Fort Logan near Denver, st.
Patricks S, St. Josep.ls Hospital, Sisters
of Charity, Rev. Timothy O'Brien,
chaplain. Mission: Denver, St John
the Evangelist, Detroit street, Hartman.
OUR LADY OF GOOD COUNSEL logan
avenue chapel)-Rcv. NJ. F. Callahan.
pastor: Rev. p. S. Mcdonald, Rev. j.
3. White, assistant.
ST JOHN THE EVANGELTST-Third
and Detroit, Hartman; Rev T. O'Brien,
pastor hes. st Joseph's Hospital
Rev, r. H Malone, res. 1883 Downing
Ave, Denver.
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Time Card.
In Effect
Aug I. 1901.
macon
Depart.

Depart.
For Ogden, Cache Valley. Cma-
ha, Chicago, Denver, Kansas
City and St. Louis............... 7:OOa.m.
Terminus .............'.-. 7:45 am.
phi and Manti,.....1.. 1870 1855 am.
For Ogden, Butte, Helena, Port
land, San Francisco and inter-
mediate points. 9:4o Al
For ogden, Omaha. Chicago.
and San Francisco. CO... -. ...:...12:45 D.rn.
Omaha. st. Louis and Chicago. 700 pm.
ientes and inte interim; 'I Points. 7E p.
For Ogden, Butte, Helena. Port
land, San Francisco and inter
mediate points. 1850 pm.
Arrive.
From Ogden, Chicago, Omaha,
Denver .......-.. .. 5:Se am.
From Ogden, Portland. Spokane.
Butte. Helena and San Fran
CISCO ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. SsIV AN
TF'rom Calienres, Milford. Nephi,
Provo and intermediate points .9:35 am
From Ogden, Chicago, st. Louis,
and San Francisco. -. s:4Opm.
and Terminus $3.50 400 pm.
ogden and in points s:55 pm.
From Tintic, Mercur, Nephi,
Provo aud Manti ................. 500 pm.
From Ogden. Butte. Portland,
San Francisco and intermediate
points OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. S:5V Pm
*Trains between Milford and Frisco do
not run Sundays.
"%Dafly except Sunday.
Telephone No $50. City Ticket Office,
201 Main Street. ..
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
DIOCESE OF SALT LAKE.
Diocesis Lacus SaIsi.l

Diocesis Lacus SaIsi)
Established as a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. In
1885, erected a diocese in 1891. Includes
all Utah and the counties of Eureka,
Lander, Lincoln, White Pine, Nye and
Elko in the State of Nevada. Square
miles in Utah, 81 100; in Nevada, ISIS.
Scanlan, D. D., Bishop Of Salt Lake.
Utah; consecrated June %. 1851; resi-
dence, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Vicar GeneTal-Very Rev. D. Klely; resi-
dence, Salt Lake, City, Utah.
SALT LAKE CITY-st. Mary MagdaIen's s..
Ri. Rev. L. Seaman, D. D.. bishop and
Kennedy, and NJ. Sheehan, assistants.
Missions Bingham. Mercur. Provo.
Stations-Alta, Fort Douglas, Sandy,
St. Patrick's-Rev. R. Kiely, rector.
CASTLE GATE, CARBON CO.-Holy Ro-
sary church. Rev. Peter Bulfamonte,
rector.
EUREKA-st. Patrick's church. Rev. p.
Donahue, rector.
schools-Five Sisters of the Holy Cross.
Sister Marguerite, supr. Pupils, 49,
Stations-Diamond City, Mammoth Sill
oGDENSst. Joseph's church. Rev. P.
NJ. Cushnahan, rector.
scho9lmF0r boys eSnpeSoted oI With 3rd the
P fSadHmY 10. Sisters of the Holy Cross
Sacred Heart Academy-sister NJ. CELSIUS,
PARK CITY-st. Mary's of the Assump-
ton. Rev. T. Galiigan, rector
SchooI-Five Sisters of the Holy Cross.
Sister M. Gabrielle, directress. Day
scholars, 14S.
Stations-Coalville, Summit county; Echo,
Heber City. Wanship, Summit county.
Nevada.
AUSTIN-St. Augustine's. Rev. James
Butler.
Missions-BattIe Mountain (church), Bel
EUREKA-St. Brendans'. Rev. Joseph
Mannion, rector.
Missions-Cherry Creek Church,. Hamil-
ton (church).
Ophir, Pallisade, Corinne, Promontory,
Ruby Hill, Seligman. Shoshone Indian
agency, Taylor, Tecoma, Joanna, Wells.
DE LAMAR, LINCOLN CO.-Rev. Will
liam F. Morrissey, rector.
Missions-Pioche, st. Lawrence; Silver
Reef, ST. Johns.
Sta1ions-Bu Frisco, Milford,
Panaca Tolute River.
In Charge of Religious Orders.
ORDERS OF MEN.
SALT LAKE. CITY - All Hallows
College CMarist F,atherss).-yery Rey.
dent and treasurer]. Rev. NJ. J. Murphy,
s. NJ (vioe president). Rev. Ernest p.
Gueymard, S. M. Theo. Roser, 8. M,
James Taylor, ). M, FRANCIS IL Leon
ner, s. M, L. J. Kelledy, s. M. Angus
tine Millet, S. NJ, Peter Mooscar, s. NJ,
]. J. ORiordan. and Messrs. ]. P Fan
ming, r. A Canning, J. A. Gallagher,
]. NJ O'Farrell, NJ. Keyes, A. Petersen
(professors) Boarders. DS Day pu-
pii'' ~ ORDERS OF WOMEN.
SALT LAKE CITY-st. Mary's Academy
Thirty Sisters OF the Holy Cross. Sister
NJ Lucretia, supr. Boarders, 81. Day
scholars, 126.
Holy Cross Hospital-Twenty-six Sisters
of the Holy Cross Sister NJ. LidWina,
supr. Treated during the year, oil pa
Kearns' st. AIMS Orphan Asylum-seven
Sisters OF the Holy Cross. Sister NJ
Balinda, supr. Orphans, no.
OGDEN, UTAH-Saered Heart Academy
Twenty-Five Sisters of the Holy Cross
Sister NJ CELSIUS, supr- Boarders. IS
Day pupils, 100.
Marist Fathers, Salt Lake City; Sisters
of the Holy Cross, Salt Lake, Eureka,
Ogden Park City.
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tations-Brown's Gulch, Strington.
In Charge of Secular CLERGY

HELENA-St. Aloysius' College, day
school for boys Rev. Stephen J.. Sulli-
van, DID,, principal. Four Sisters Of
Charity. Attendance. 125
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
JEWELERS..

ITO Main Street
Souvenirs in Spoons and Novelties,
Diamonds, Sterling Silverware, FlAa
American and Imported Watches, etc.
Salt Lake City and Denver, Colo.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19

Marist Fathers, Salt Lake City; Sisters
of the Holy Cross, Salt Lake, Eureka
Ogden Park City.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
Religious Communities in Diocel
DIOCESE OF BOISE.

Diocesis Xylopolitana. )-Established as
vicariate-apostolic March 3, 1852
Erected diocese by His Holiness Pope
Leo XIII, August Is, 1893 Comprises
the State of Idaho. Square miles. "a
30 Right Rev. A. ]. Glorieux D. D.
Bishop of Boise; cons. T1tular- Bishop OF
Apollonia, April l9, 1885; transferred 10
the See OF Boise, August rs, 1898. Res.
BOISE, Ioaho, 12S Ninth st.
First Vicar-Apostolic-Righ Rev. Louis
Lootens. D. D.; consecrated Bishop of
Castabala, Aug. 9. 1865; resigned, 1876;
died, Jan. 13, 1898
Former ministrators-Most Rev. f. n.
Blanchet, d. D., and Most Rev. c., ].
Seghers, D. D.
Diocesan Consultor-Rev. Cyril Van der
Donckt.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19
IN CHARGE OF RELIGIOUS ORDERS
ORDERS OF MEN.

DE SATET-Residence of the Jesuit Fa-
Tiers. Very Rev. Father J. NJ Caru-
ana, S j. supr., Revs. II. Schiller. s.
J., c. Rosie, S. j., schoastics, 3 lay
brothers connected with the Novitiate
IA scholastic novices, lay brother
novices.
Industrial School for Occur d'Alene In
dian boys. under the direction of the
Jesuit Fathers. Pupils, 50
LEWIS ToN-St. Aoysiuas Academy.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1901-10-19

Pro-Cathedral of the immaculate Con
ception-Rt Rev. Nicholas Chrysostom
Matz. d. D.: Rev. p. A. Phillips, chan
cellor and secretary; Rev. NJ. f. Cal
lanan. pro-pastor; j. B. White, P. S.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-04-23

JUSTICES SUPREME COURT:
w A Massey, c. P, c. H. Beiknap,
A. L. Fitzgerald.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-04-23

REGENTS STATE UNINERSITI:
J. n. Evans, w. w. Booher.
H. S. Starrett.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1901-04-23
DO TOU KNOW

Consumption ID preventable. science has proyen
that, ard also that neglect Is suicidal ~ worst
cold or cough can be eured with R,silohT CoueA
and Consumption Cure Sold o. posttfv 1saraatso
for over Atty years.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
As TO OUR FOREIGN SERVICE.

Apropos to criticisms of our consul
lar and diplomatic service, a maya
zine recently published an article
from a European diplomat who took
the ground that if our country was
going into the world-power business,
it would have TO abandon the practice
of filling the diplomatic posts with
politicians out of other jobs, men of
wealth, and literary fellerst' and set
about training our diplomats for life
service on the European plan.
This writer actually held that it
was the proper business of a diplomat
to practice deception, and that he must
master that business as a fine art be-
fore he could hope to succeed. What
is more, he contended that this was a
highly honorable business and he held
that men of fixed probity and veractiy
would neve make a success Of that de-
corous service.
All Of which would suggest thak e.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

IS right up TO date III this matter We
should eutablhh in u universities q
chair o6 elaborate and ARTISTIC mcu-
dacity IN order to turn out the proper
material for our diplomatic service.
To the lay mind, however. 2 simple,
ordinary course in practical American
politics would seem to furnish all the
training necessary in this respect for
real up-to-date world-power diplomats.
And the latter view of the case is sub
Stimulated by the complaints Of the
English and Germans to the effect that
our consuls are too keen for theirs.
Take the average Yankee and after he
has been through the political mill he
has all the education necessary to en-
able him TO hold his own with the
most accomplished OF the educated
tricksters of the European courts.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
A PORTRAIT.

/.
No scenes round 1t picturesque,
CTS winter weather chilly.)
Only a portrait on a desk
A face that's like a lilyi
(Now, that won't dot....'Tis only human
The sweet face of a little womanO
II.
No angels face....No eyes that shine
Like stars in heavens above you;
But when those dear, dark eyes meet
mine.
They seem to say: Il love you"
(Now, whatsoever my fate may be,
That saying is enough for med .
Enough, for all the grief-the strife
For all life's bitter lasses;-
For all the loneliness of life
Black seas on which Ii losses,
(Brethren. for all that a star would CLEAN,
Though life were shadowy as a dreamy
".
Who triumphs over storm and tears?
Saints that are throned above you?
Who wins the world?....Th soul that
hears
Those simple words-"I love you"
(Well, God made all-earth, sea and skies
Look kindly on me-dear. dark eyeSO
Frank L. Stanton
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
THE OATH ADMINISTERED
And the Presidents inaugural Adj
dress Delivered Amidst n Down
pour of Rain.

DOuT VI nhfhs
WASHINGTON, March 4.---President
Mckinley, at I'M p. m, was sworn in
to succeed himself as chief magistrate
on a handsomely decorated stand at the
east front of the capitol in the pres
ence of a surging multitude. It was
a sudden transformation from the i'm
pressive %solemnity of the Senate pro-
ceedings to the brilliancy and clamor
of an outdoor spectacle of mammoth
proportions. From early in the day
the whole city had emptied its throngs
into this vast central plaza until by
noon it was a billowing eMpanse of hui
| mainly, cut here and there by narrow
defles of the uniformed marchers.
! Massed half way back were the mount
ed officers OF the military escort, and
the staff. in their brilliant uniforms of
the cavalry. artillery and infantry. Off
to the left. fronting the Senate, Troop
A, the Presidents crack organization,
sat m~otionless on their black chargers.
Fronting the House wing was the silk
hated and besashed citizens commit
tee, their horses champing and rest
less amid the pushing thousands. Back
of the glittering front of marshals.
StlEI dlSf dilco. Will III NdftuE
plumes and banners. surged the count
less multitude.
The Dense U~nduInting Throng
filed all the winding walks the broad
n and radiating streets, over
flowing in thousands TO the sweep OF
the lawn, and even seeking tree tops
for points of vantage. Quite as many
women were in the throngs as men,
their bright hats and gay gowns ming
ling with the color of hundreds OF tiny
flags waved aloft IN Over to-
wards the congressional library the
seething mass was banked tier on tier
on the terraced marble steps.
Far over to the left stretched the
military escort, horse, foot and artil-
lery and of to the right the State
troops, division after division, awaiting
the signal to move. Above all arose
the confused sound OF a mighty null
titude with the tramping of many feet,
the g~alloping of horses. the orders Of
chiefs and marshals, the clank OF sa-
bers. and spurs, the sound OF an oc-
casional bugle, and the hum Of many
voices. It is estimated that 10000 peo-
pie were packed in this assemblage.
But despite the crush. no word came Of
fainting women or serious accident TO
mar the festivities. Looking toward
the capitol front still another scene OF
animation was presented. Jutting out
from the capitol steps and sweeping
| across the front were acres of seats,
hundreds deep and accommodating
Five Thousand Guests
On to the right on the high
| portico of the Senate wing were more
seats, crowded with the distinguished
guests of that body. To the left on
the House portico, Speaker Hender-
sons family and friends mingled with
House leaders Every projecting ledge
HAD been utilized for ! 1888. - to
vast front toemed W1kh ~ w1x101 e
peAnmn1G nsea mr -
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

army and navy. After the greetings
the President signed the bills which
the dying Congress had passed. a
great pile of them awaited him. Sew
eral bills Of minor Importance failed.
There was some doubt about the St
Louis exposition bill. Chairman Taw-
ney OF the House committee, anxiously
stood by until the President affixed
his signature. 1t was among the last
bills signed. A few minutes before
IL the last bill which was TO receive
the presidential approval was signed,
and the President and the members of
the Cabinet entered the Senate cham
Der.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
TO THE SKIN.
Thousands Who Made I'd tho
Grand Parade Marched through
Pouring Rain.

WASHINGTON. March 4.---Soon af-
ter 3 O'Clock the booming of cannon
and blare Of bugles announced that the
President was ready 70 proceed TO the
White House and the time had come
for the marching hosts 10 move. Col
umn after column OF the uniformed
ranks swung into position. The band
from Governors Island broke out in
inspiring strains and the long lines took
on animation and motion. Al the head
rode Major General francis v. Greene,
grand marshal. astride a superb char
ger. and surrounded BY his brilliant ar
ray OF mounted aides and staI off,
GERS. Back Of them rode Major Gen.
eraI Brooke, chief marshal. with line
on line Of stan officers. Heading rank
and file of the military division came
Major General Ludlow, and another
snowy group ~ officers The rain kept
pelting down, and the great coats OF
the officers were turned UP around their
ears. Leading the First brigade march
ed the Eray-coated cadets from West
Point. stepping In militry precision and
with well-kept lines. and after them
the naval cadets from Annapolis. vieing
With the West Pointers IN perfect for
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
A FOREST FIRE.
Special to the Register.

Special to the Register.
PARKERSBURG. W. Va, March A
forest fire, started by a spark from a
burning stump, and fed by a high wind,
devastated a tract Of about a thousand
acres of land a few miles north of here.
yesterday afternoon. and threatened this
city until arrested by the falling of the
wind. followed by a shower of rain.
Luckily no houses were in the path of
the flames. but thousands of dollars worth
of timber and fences were destroyed. The
principal sufferers were the Graham, Nc
Hughes. Neal Cook and Tavenner es-
tales.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

At the State capital yesterday
Messrs. Atkinson and White engaged
in a red hot taffying match which was
declared a draw, both principals being
on their feet at the end of the last
sweet round.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

The defeat Of the River and Har-
Dor bill-talked to death in the Sen
ate-was due to the piling on to it of
grabs and riders that never would have
stood on their merits and were so
numerous and obnoxious as to finally
Kill the main bill itself, o~utweighing
It's many excellent and necessary pro-
Msionz. Thur has inorAsuate greed
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
REGISTER AGENCIES.

WHERE THE REGISTER CAN BE
PURCHASED OUT OF TOWN.
CHARLESTON, W. Va. Richardson
Book Store, Capitol Street. opposite
postoffice. Hotel Ruffner News Stand.
WASHINGTON, d. c. Queen News
tand. National Hotel.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

The inaugural ceremonies at Wash
ington We're gotten through without
any unseemly outbreak upon the part
of Terrible Teddy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

Stamps of the denomination OF two cents
and less accepted for amounts less tnan
one dollar.
Correspondence containing important
news solicited from every part Oh the sur
rounding country.
Rejected communications will not be re-
turned unless accompanied by Sufficient
postage.
tees. five cents per line.
THE REGISTER. embracing Its several
editions, is entered at tHe Postof1ice at
Wheeling, w. Va, as seccnd-class MAKER.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
o HIS GOOD.

- nrlnE you the stately malron named
Christendom, returning ~bedraggled. be-
smirched and dishonored from pirate raids
in Kioa-Chou. M~anchuria. South Africa
and the Philippines. with her soul full of
her mouth full OF pio4s hypocrisies. Give
her soap and towel, but hide the looking
glass, Mark Twadn's Greeting to the
Red Cross Society.
PREFACE.
Oh, a little Christian SONG I'm going to
And both dollars and religion it will bring.
It's about the white mans burden.
And It's martyrs crown and guerdon,, ;,
With a kind of catchy Barrack Ballad
swing.
It's an easy trick to write that sort of
thing.
BALLAD.
If you see an island shore
Which has not been grabbed before,
Lying in the track of trade as islands
should,
With the simple native quite
Unprepared to make a fight,
Oh, you just drop in and take it for his
good.
oh, you kindly stop and take it for his
good,
| Not for love of money, be it understood,
But you row yourself to land
With a Bible ip your hand,
And you pray for him and rob him, for
his good.
If he hoilers, then you shoot him-for his
good.
There've been sad and bloody scenes
In the distant Philippines,
Where we've slaughtered thirty thousand,
for their good,
And with buHet and with brand,
Desolated all the land;
But you know we only did it for their
good.
Chorus (fortissimo, beginning with a
Ow! just club your gun and kill him for
his good;
Don't you waste a cartridge, give him
steel or wood.
When he's wounded and he's down
Brain him, cause his skin is brown,
But be careful that you do it for his good.
their good.
Yes, and SIN more far away,
Down in China, let us say, Ill
Where the Christian" robs the heather
for his good,
You man burn and you may shoot,
You may fill your sack with loot.
But be sure you do it only for his good.
Chorus
When you're looting Chinese Budhas for
Picking opals from their eyebails made Of
wood,
Just repeat a little prayer,
To the purport that you do it for their
good;
Make your pocket-picking clearly under
stood.
Or this lesson I can shape
To the campaigning at the Cape,
| Where the Boer is being hunted for his
good.
He would welcome British rule
If he weren't a blooming fool;
Thus you see that it is only for his good.
Chorus (pianissimo):-
So they're burning burghers' houses for
their good.
| AS they pour the kerosene upon the wood,
l can prove them, if l list,
Every man an altruist,
Making helpless women homeless-for
their good;
Leaving little children rochester, their
good.
MORAL.
There's a moral to my song.
But | won't detain you long,
For-I couldn't make it palmer II L would.
If you dare commit a wrong
On the weak because you're strong
You may do 1t If you de it for his good.
You may rob him, if you do it for his
good;
You may kill him, if you do it for his
good;
You may forge and you may cheat;
Ydu have only to repeat
This formula: II do it for your good
| Crime is Christian when it's really
,Ipdoreto od
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over-reached itself. We might say
amen to this were it not that our long
promised Improvement Of the Ohio
river. by which we have set 80 much
store, is included in the general wreck.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05

Old winter gave no indication of an
indecorous desire to linger in the lap
of Gentle Spring.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1901-03-05
BURGLARS AT CLARKSBURG.
Special to the Register.

Special to the Register.
cLARKSBURG, w. Va. March 4-Bur-
liscn Sunday night and carried away ten
dollass In money, e diamond ring. diamond
brooch and other valuable joWelry. Tho
f1mily were at church when thu robbery