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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Longest Word I'm the Language.
The longest word in the English Ian
guage is Observation-Disclosures
ist,o jointed word of twenty eight let
ters. Observation-Disclosures" is
the next longest.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Criticism,

First Drake-I think that young
drake is very stupid
Second Duck-Oh, yes! He doesn't
know enough to stay out when it rains.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
A Clear Interpretation.

Pastor-I am panied to see. dear
brother. that you will sleep in church
on Sunday.
Parishioner-Of course. Why notl
Isn't Sunday a day of rest?
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Irate Passenger having caught the
car on a dead run)-Suppose 1 had
missed my footing and had leg cut
off?
Conductor-You wouldn't had to run
no more; we got orders to stop for
cripples.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

"No," said the landlady, I'VE cannot
accommodate you. We only take in
single gentlemen"
Goodness, replied Mr.. Marryat,
what makes you think I'm twins?"-
Philadelphia Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Once it encouraged a boy to be told
that he might become President of the
United States some day. Now it is
necessary to change the promised prize
to Presidency Of trust.-New York
World
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Doctor-Oh! I'll pull you through!
Patient-That's right, doctor! l want
to be included in the next census
Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Possibly.

'You say the play was entirely with
out a villain?"
"Yes-that is, If you choose to omit
the author" or."-Indianapolis Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Easy for Her.

Mrs. Muggins-Mrs. Bjones is very
regular in her attendance at the moth
ers' meetings. She never misses one.
Mrs. Buggins-Why should she? She
hasn't any children to keep her home
Philadelphia Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

About the Right and Left Hand.
The right hand. which is more sensi-
tive to the touch than the left, is less
sensitive than the latter to the effect
of heat or cold.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
A Long Story.

Ned-If you want to marry an heir
ess, why, why don't you propose to
Miss Elderly? She's rich.
Ted-Yes; but object to her past
Ned-Why, thought that she was
above reproach.
Ted-It is; but there's SO much of it.
Town and Country.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

He-Look here, my dear. 1 cannot
afford to entertain on such a scale as
you have INDUCED In of late.
She-John, 1 really believe you are
just the kind of a man who would be
perfectly happy If you lived within
your income.-Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Brook,yn Lover., Way.,

She-So this Is the end Of our en-
gagement?
He-It may be for you, but it will
take me year yet to pay the bills
Brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Happy Father-We've got a new
! baby up at our house.
Friend-So? What do you call himr
II. P.-We don't call him; he does
all the calling himself.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

81 see Jack Ketcham has been mar
ried to Miss Goldirox"
Yes, and was very sorry to see It."
Sorry? For her sake or hist"
"For mine. I wanted her.
delphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND Do
iNGS HERE AND THERE

Jokes and Jokelet. that Are Supposed
TO Have Been Recently Born-SayinSs
and Doings that Are Old, Curious and
Laughabls-The Weeks Humor.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Age Of MARRIAGE.

The average age at which men marry
is 27.7 years while the average age at
which women marry is 251s years.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Addition to self and substraction
from others comprises some mems sole
knowledge Of arithmetic.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Tom-Does your father know that 1
play golf?
AIice-You don't suppose I've told
him your failings. do you?-Judge.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Don't depend on your personal ap-
pearance earning your salary.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
A Blow to Expectation.

Mrs. Dobbs-You told me Mrs. Hobbs
was highly intellectual.
Mr.. Dobbs-Didn't you find her SO?
Mrs. Dobbs-When called we talked
a solid half hour about clothes.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Have you seen Jack Lifiington's new
golf suit?"
''No; it is gay, imagine"
Gay? He looks like a demented
Easter egg."-Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

The ocean has its uses; therefore
poets are wrong in calling it a watery
waste.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
An Abstainer.
y m

Briggs-Well, l have had to give up
flirting.
Griggs-Why?
Briggs-I found it was affecting my
heart.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
excepted
Information from Headquarters.

InfOrmation from Headquarters.
Cleverton-Look here, have you been
making love to Miss Summit?
Dashaway-Yes, sir, l have.
We'll, do you know that have been
making love to that grip
$50 she said"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

He (delightfully)-Have you really
and truly never been engaged before?
She-Never-that is, not in the win
ter.-New York Weekly.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Surprising Shrfnkaee.

6uFprsslnK SuEfn0aRc.
A writer on old Texas says, in "The
Evolution of State" that in 1887 the
winter was cold and wet, and the set
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
The society Moustroci-

..Those folks in the next fat are aw-
fully pretentious."
"Are theyY'
Eyes. She sends her visiting card
sover-two middle names on it-when
she wants to borrow butter. Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Yesterday was sweet-pea day out at
our house."
I'm bloom already2"
''No. my wife stood over me while l
weeded them"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
A Literary Oracl,

..Your friend says he has no trouble
whatever in understanding every para
graph of that voluminous state docu-
ment."
Yes. l don't know whether to re-
gard him with great respect or great
suspicion. Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05
Where Was He Atr

She-There are some people l like
and some 1 don't like.
He-What about me?
She-Oh, present company is always
excepted.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

114 VUSC
Mr.. Citily| should think you would
raise mushrooms; they are very ex-
pensive.
Mr.. Isolate (of Lonleyville, mournful-
ly)-Everything is expensive by the
time have raised itv'-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1901-07-05

Mr.. Meek-I should certainly have
some say as to whom my daughter
weds.
Mrs. Meek-Not at all Let her alone,
and she'll marry some old fool just
like her mother did.-Baltimore World.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Tie suggestion mas bAen made ma; a
mass meeting ot citizens De called Al
which time petition vii, be drawn up
to be forwarded 20 the eongressmen ans
The United States senator's from OreS1n
urging that adequate legislation be as
complished 10 forever and absolutely
stamp out anarchy in his country.
Some such popular uprising will an
doub;eily do much to convince ihe nl-
,ional legislators that drastic measures
are necessary in dealing with these rev.
o,u,ioniSts who plo: 10 Kill the rulers
Of countries and the ehads q all forms
Of established government, TIE yoler-
ance that has been granted has ben
outraged beyond all possible endurance. /
The press % the country has laii aside
all partisan political feeling and has
united in demanding the most stringent T
measures agains, the further propaga- .
t!on q the doctrines ot anarchy, Pub 7.
lie feeling runs high and 1. is no; to be .
lesssned unu 1.-THE Goldman woman and .
her jlk a.e banishei from these shores.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
SAYS HE WAS TORTURED.

"I suffered such pain from corns
could hardly walk" writes II. Robin
son HillsborOugh, ILL.,. "but Bucklen's
Arnlca Salve completely cured them"
Acts Ike magic on spralns. bruises.
cuts, sores. scalds, burns. boils, ulcers.
Perfect healer Of ekin diseases and piles.
Cure guaranteed by Harris Drug Store.
Price 25 cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
HE TOOK DELIGHT IN KILLING.


char st'n ) c-Ta. MInE az WI
. MW" atHsrVt@, known As William John.
sau ;h. hshNtymln ana murderer
.a1s caused the greatest satisfaction .n
/ ,ha mining section ahoy. ia. ,uy
| vH.rr 10. oayrl Vls especially frraIna
I When he nnp'cl over from bis mUns
'pl.e n ,a, ufie-s :, mis- ,lhlu with
a rifle ban tn his brain go, community
| bad reason So ~sjrl,. CHAT h. was lgll.
/. For weeks posse bad been tracing him
.ar'usa ta, sVamr- ana 90. vIll coun-
/ ry bus, n.mb', ana H,,e, footed. %, eu.
through 30. hri.rs ami 20. uulsrhru,h
.anI r'uI.d cap,ur,
FrelUs when cprnrrr,l be- sI@p,I ir.
to bis .';.'e .abin IN, posse moved up
close @ The cabin ANA cll,,,I 90 John
son 20 surrender He answered. with a
rifle bal. TIE sho, was returned and
for Jew momcns %, lead poured
through ~, cracks In the hut making
.- hn. y'r .hr irsprrlIa 10 u.tlo
wh.l' B; g,, %, warm nr him AMI No
climbed 90 IN. ~t'rrs. wh"r, thsr. was
less llug.- from Oh. outlets uy. Gwen
tn,r, ls WI. n,, 4..lr, s,r, r,1.. h,u
Gu, through tar rI~. v.ud and ,l1urh.I
deep in, u.h. n.r-,.s halJ "A. f.n
from his ,.r.h auI ,,s --,nt,- &, ,
pool NJ 1l,'I when .he officer pushed
open .e. door which h1l n.,n n,--,.,J.
rl ana .al.n,l
Johnson l..I ls h. wished III I.y
4., m..r a. .II g.. ~ n.s ba.k
.,mrp9.o. .I..r n,y.. q. eYt mi.
down v.I lss. h...s .r mn, y... Dis
n.1sr- lor', ~. ln n, -,, b.i'
VIII 1911 ma .. say. killed. mon
smr. r.r 20. lly . rlg. him Oh. .s..
ta .rl .r ts.ar.rv ~ 4.th A smrr. ~
uorm. t,r,a.4 .rr.,j ,v.~ ..s ..,.
g.r--.rr-.I rrr.. e1.r t... ..u.I stand a,
Yr. ~ 4it .I.Im. and Da..b h,,r al.
When .H. Inst sim li.- tho l,s, y,s,
~ ,n. h-.l .4 ..r3..b ttl r,, ...,r. ..fr
tine murderer .hlt H.. work WAS .,r.
rr.... ,. y,yrl ,y~o .r r.s r..t ami
m,.. .Ir.,Iv. ..,.-. vlrrs ,nl.o.,
dared .n Follow .rr.. ,...rh,.. o.,-...
-.,r.I him Ina, ,,c, ...r. r.. l-,,.
enough p, ,r,, .,r 5ls r.,., ...,,...
,b.y -..,.i,..r, ,....... .,,,,.,..,. .,....,,
tenn. sh.yl gV
Tb. r-Ir.. ,s,, -..t,.I D., .,.. l.,.,
..s wi, .,,.. ....,,..,... .,,.,.,.- ,,.t......
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

All communications Intended FOR pub
licaton should be directed 10 Editor
Astorian.' Business communications
OF al kinds and rem,tances mus; be
addressed to THE As;ov.an Publish
ing Co"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
NIGHT WAS HER TERROR.

4 would cough nearly all nigh, long, %
writes Mrs. Chas. Apqlega;e. q Alex
andra, lad, and could hardly get any
sleep. I had consumption SO bad ,ha.
Il I walked a block I would cough
frigh,fu!ly and spit blood. but. when
all other medicines failed. three 800
bottles 1t Or. Kings New Discovery
wholly cured me- AMI galnel IS
pounds KS absolutely guaranteed 30
cure Coughs. Colds. La Grippe. Brn-
ch.t.s ana all Thr1a. and Lung Tr1u-
blas. Price 80 cents and Sl.00. Trial
bottle fire. a. Har,'s Dug Store
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

With pride, as with love, win he be
laid in th- grave. A martyr, called 10
daath, he tak-s in memory place be-
side the immortal Lincoln. He cannot
as one who passes utterly away for mis-
work must abide. It is Shown In a
united people, in an enlarged life, in
a new place in the scale in which ma
tiOns are weighed. More splendid than
marble, more enduring than bronze, is
the monument this man has reared
More lasting than the legend record in
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

william Mckinley was a man Of e1-
emplary life. He stood for what Is bes,
in ideal American manhood Never
towards him pointed the finger OF calu-
mny or smirch his personality. He sus-
talnsd himself during a long and event
ful career, In blameless manner, living
Just as any mother wishes her son to
live, when she gives him 70 the world,
and prays that he might be clean and
pure. His perfect Life was proof that
men may be good and great, that these
TWO characteristics are not antagonis-
tic. He was living refu,auon ,ha.
men cannot mingls In the practical af-
fairs Of .hls world and keep clean from
the corruption tina. TOO often marks
the public man.-Pndleton East Ore
egoniar.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

The Astorian guarantees 10 rs adV2r-
tsers the largest circulation ot any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
FOR PNEUMONIA.

Dr. ] C.. Bishop. Agnew. Mich. says.
Il have used F1i=y's Honey and Tar
In three very severe cases " pneumonia
with good results In every case" BE-
ware of substitutes. HART'S DRUG
STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
WORKING "a HOURS A DAY.

There's no rest for those tlreless IT.
,ia wOrkers-Dr. Kings New Life Pills
Millions are always busy curing Torpid
LIVER. Jaundlce, Blllouness. Fever and
Ague. They Danish Sick Headache,
drive on. malaria. Never grlpe or
weaken Small taste nice. work won
Icrs Try them; 25 cents at Hart's
Drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Frank Treadweli. Bennett, Ia. was
troubled with kidney disease for TWO
years. de writes: I had taken severl.
kinds OF kidney remedies. but with IT.
tie benefit Finally I tried Foley's KID
ney Cure and a one dollar bottle cured
me" HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Thee would be more disqul-.ud- con-
crrning The plot TO kill ne duke u
York hal the story ~. been sprung By
he World I, might almost as well
have come from the journal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Advertising rates can be had on ap-
pEcadea 10 the business manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

fANlliLL DIVISION
lawrngtr lrpp. fuot NJ Jrncf,iu ~
Leave mr. Oswegn daily az 90 % 40
=. m Il 90. li5. 395. 5l5. G.as 90.
1850 .. m ana 900 . m. pn sunday
oaly Arrive at Portland daily at 'G.25.
~. 1850 q. m.. 1856. l,l5. $50, 6. 20.
=" 1000 g. m: i2.iO a, m. daily Except
MONDAY, $50 ana 1915 a. IN. on sun
days only,
Leave for Dallas daily except sun
day a, $50 .. IN. Arrive A, Portland
at $3.50 a. m
Passenger train leaves Dallts for
Alrlec Mondays, Wednesdays and FRI
liFs a. 2'ii y. m. Returns Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays.
'ENcep, Sunday.
X KOEHLER. Manager.
g, H. MARKHAM.
Gen, Frt. and Pass. Agt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

a scandal concerning the dJwager en-
press Of Germany mas been revived. It
would BE- a pleasure 10 call by n4ma.
and fe wother ,hings, the person who
revived Il.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

W. L. Wyancy, Paducah, Ky, writes:
"T aaI a severe case Of kidney disease
and ,arae ot the best physicians IN
Southern Kentucky treated me without
success. I was Induced 10 try Foley's
Kidney Cure. The first bottle gave IN
mediate relief and three bottles cured
me permanently. I gladly recommend
THE wonderful remedy" Take no sub
-I.u,e. HART's DRUG STORE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Al Oregon man, after h,ing dumb FOR
f1rtY-Aye years. suddenly recovered his
speech yesterday and swOre vigorously.
A. be- was only years old when strick-
.a luma. IL would seem rha. his early
.Iu.ai.Jn was not neglected
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Nrbni" tickets on sale n~twrrn Port
ana. Sacramento and San Frnuclnco
N'i rhtrr ~ nfHt class and yll srcond
riuas. Including sleeper.
I.ai"H ana tickets to Eastern polntp
ana Europe Also Japan. China. iIono-
!"Iu ana Australia Can hc obtained
rom J u Kirkland. Ticket Agent. isI
Third Street
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

a book is the eplaph he has written.
50 long as there Is history he viii have
a place. So long as n, story ~ noble
deed is passed from generation 90 gcuer-
alton his fame will aride.-Taooma
Ledger
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Chapped haids, cracked lips and
roughness Of the skin cured quickly By
Banner Saivs, the most healing J.at-
ment in the world HART'S DRUG
STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
gutIn Astnrin,t.
Telephone Main ssl.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
DAILY

Sent by mail, per year ,,,,,,,,''.'.SS,eO
Sent by mail, per month ..,,......, 80
Served BY carrier, per mon;N..,.... 90
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

\ never falling cure tor cuts burns,
s'tldS ulcers wounds and snrcs is pc.
W,,tS N,;ch Hazel SAlycs \ most
soothing and healthy remedy for al
SKIN Affections Accept only ;hc gtuu-
the. CHAS ROGERS. prugSis,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

A Texas polscat Lad hydrophobIa, but
taa. was not circumstance u what
allied him after he bit Texas girl H.
died.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

Ia Grippe coughs often continue for
months and sometimes lead 10 fatal re-
zul-a after the patient Is supp SCI 20
have passed the danger point F0.ey's
Honey and Tar affords positive pro'eo-
ton and security from these coughs.
HARTS DRUG STORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

William Mckinley Is Head. Bu, VIII
lam Mckinley is one oy the lsw I'M
MORALS whose lifTs record viii I've as
long as :as history " this ags OF the
world Is preserved There $ handy a
aspiring child in this broad country who
has no, already learned NJ George
W1sh,on, the father ot his country In
iim and dis;au; ages. when the names
os millions upon millions " men and
woman who lived and diei IN This ne
public during the early centuries - its
history shall have been forgotten. a
few names VIII sill De remembered.
The fame os Washington and " LIN
colin and u Gran, Is As lmpar.shabla
As our country's name. We may NOT
Vet fully appreciate ,ha; The fourth
name 20 b. added TO the lis: ot our
beS; and greatest heroes is ;he name oI
Mckinley. But time will serve
to bring out in jus; proportions the
towering fame Of the man whose noble
heart celsd TO beat In the small hours
Of this fourteenth day Of September .
IQit -7-,g,r,,s NJ
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
sEMI-wEEKLr.

Sen, by mail per year, in advance, seN
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

writes Your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Is
the best remedy for Indigestion ami
stomach troubles that ever rs d.
For years I suffered from dyspepsia. al;
times compelling me - stay n bed and
causing me uHtoli agony I am conn
p,-.aly cured by Kodol Dyspepsia Cur.
In commenting 8: % friends wh1 suf-
ss- from indigestion I always 'frer .1
paw f1r o. is !r falls Thus FAR I hayr.
never paid" CHAS ROGERS. Drug
gist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
IF BANNER sALVE

P0.i0ly Howison Vas a trla. roo anx-
iJus
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17
EDITORIAL TRIBUTES.

His fellow citizens had confidence in
the Young soliisr. He was advanced
from honorable positions to those Of
greater distinction till he reached the
place the highes; IN the political am
bition Of an American citizen. And he
filled the most honorable station with
such careful rectitude that even political
opponents. carefully scanned his acts for
faults. cound find no ground upon
which 20 base personal de.ract.on.-
Eugene Guard
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

He died az he liyed-a true man. a
loving, ,houghtfu, husband. and ideal
American. In 'his spirit Of affection and
Christianity the president ot the Unit
e1 Stats. a9sei into INCONSISTENCIES,
free from mental suffering-bui brief
resplts Of life before his spirit entered
the great hereafter Those VINO knew
William Mckinley in If feel SOM
measure Of consolation in the thought
that he d!=d wiki a word u good cheer
On his lips-walla Walla tWashJ
Union.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1901-09-17

s,aldS ulcers Wounds and s,ros is pc.
W,,;S W,;ch Hazel SAlycs. \ most
, Sosih.ng and healthy remedy for an
SKIN affections Accept only ,hr gtuu-
------
\ distinguished ar,haa0logIs, states
that mlO has been oN ,ae earth a. leas.
NM .NClyS. Ng is, NJ course. tno polite
, ,o cNp"'Ss an opinion ou how Ions W.
man has boon hcyr
( Il. w. rursvll kU;cyN.le IA. says
/. Ns suffered - years with piles amt could
ohN'u a' reN1t unM pcWDys Wiua
l@asc. save eNt,tcd a NarmarCU, vuyy
ROGERS. p~Ugg,,,
-
GraE-l Fu1Sou's A.cS. arirlc ls
rGItNI "NaN We CanArtd Nsutual-
do" ~ course. "Wc" is used in i,S
oa:onr sense
81 pJr'~c. lol. Howard street. p1~
NuyrD. McN. writes. "Y have ,r.gd
many @ Us and lRNl'lvCs VA, ptW.;ys
lAtJ' Early RSn-S 1rN ,ar ,hs Nas' pills
I have ever used" They never grpc.
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Anna N'v-lu dii an she cNul 90 u7-
ho'1 .h' family principles .1 N.r hunt
ing trip. She ~, Woro game than
t.yh'ty o'~s
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Don't wal: until you bc,1me chrJOt,-
. 90, Ear,y R.scrs now anl then. Thcy
Viii keen Vru- lvcr ard bowels ID sool
nrif~ Easy ,n AXE. safe pills. CWAS
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Tn, pole may he certain right now
gAl' t win gst .rr4 10 the naval .n-
Quiry long before any verli,. has bryu
reached
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Henry Brayd'n Harris. y c, says
II ;o'k medicine % wears sor asthma
hut one bottle ~ one Minur Cough ,
cure iii me more good thlu any ,hn.g |
Cure" CHAS. ROGERS. Druggist.
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\ dangerous auarchis, expelled from .
switzerland announces .he Intention os I
coming go the Uni;el States /, remains .
WHARF viii give him the glad hand.
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III I.'S. -. a.'Housn i.r a ',N ''SS
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