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Raided Anarohlst pIstrlot.

Pittsburg Pa, September IA Com
mercal Gazette special says thirty armed
men initiating the Ku-Klux ralded the
land county. Sunday night. and forced
twenty-five families to lCaye the town he
fore daylight The raiders surrounded the
house and terrorzed the anarchists by
firing Wtnchesters and revolvers and yell
ing like demons
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win Your back. old man? Rheumatism?
Too had. too bad. ! advise you to try
Hunts Lightning oil. II is said to be
wonderful remedy.
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-Four Eavorites Finished First.

ST. Louis September 17-Four favorites
won at Delmar today.
Four and a half furlongs, selllng-Brood-
ler John storm. Wy-Ap Per. Time :5IA.
Five and n half furlongs- Panl Creyton,
Rose of Red, Kafhr. Time :10A.
Six furlongs-Lady Strathmore, Hun
tressl. Judge Pettus. Time l:l4A.
Mile and sxteenth-Tulla Fonso
(barred In bettingl, Prosper Lagai, Wall,
SIddons Time 1:40,
Mile and furlongs-Terra 1ncognlta,
George Lee, Satin Coat. Time 1:35&.
Seven furlonSs sollng-Schnel Lau1fer
Marion Lynch, Warren Point Time 1854
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Gonzales County to Issue Bonds.

Gonzales, Texas September 1I.-Au cleo.
ton was held today to determine whether
Gonzales county will issue $4,000 worth
OF per cont twcnty-year bridge bonds
The election on he bond issue In April
last carried, hut the order was not entered
UP properly, mnl,ing the bonds Illegal 70
remedy this defect new election was or.
dcred for today. As farmers are generally
busy, there was u light vote cast through
out the county. Enough boxes have been
heard from TO show that the bonds carried
10y about $40 majority.
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Storm Approaohinu Pensacola.

Pensacola, Fla, September IA hurri-
cane is reported approaching Pensacola
from the gulf. All vessels In the harbor
were run out into midstream this afternoon
and are prepared for severe weather to-
night and today, but no damage was done.
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District Averages.
The First Norther.

Sherman, Texas. September 17.-Last
night at 10 o'clock with gust that made
buildings creak the first norther of the
season broke upon this section. In less
than two hours the thermometer at the
weather station registered fall of Is de-
gress: the maximum temperature of TWEEN
ty-tour hours ending Mt 10 a. m. today
was 81 degrees. The minimum was go de-
grees
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Cracksmen at Mabank.

Mabnnk. Texas. September 10 The safe
Of A. e. Gillespie of this place was blown
open at an early hour this morning and
Si2i taken, Several parties In the neigh.
horhood were awake and reached the scene
In time to see three men ride away on
horses. The robbers nrst broke into n
nearby blacksmith shop and got tools with
which TO do their work
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HAWTHORNE ENTRIEs.

Selling seven furongs- Margaret Ellen,
Haidee, Pelshot Eva Darling, Andie l02,
Ecomlc %, Artena ~, Miss cara 3d.
Six furlonEs-H ea,.Yater 112, Joe MAY
tin III, Gonfalon. Lennep, Sharp Bird los,
Clustor 107, Rance, George 105 Del
March. Harry Hlrendem 100. Denman
Thompson 1Ol ]. V. Kirby 30,
Selling. one mile and -eighths-A Alaska
109 Sarilla, Flying Torpedo l02, Whitfield
90. Egyptian Prince 49, Little l2llnn 80.
Handicap, 2-ycarolds. six furlougs-Ian-
bert 11S, Magi III, Mcrriment, McChesney
1o7 Landseer 102, Harry New 1o5, Gala
CHER 10l. HarGis 90.
One mile and Observation-Disclosures III,
Searchcr log. Brutal, Obia 1O1
Selling, one mlle-Mlss Soak 1o7, lie
Clurer 104, Star Cotton 1903, John Grigsby
1O1 c. b. Campbell rs, Whisper Low. Bon
nile Llzzak ~, Brownie Anderson, Helen
Paxton 30, Red Apple 90, Red Injun 90,
Hanswurst Of.
Two-vear Odds six and one-half furlongs-
Dark Secret, Stammany 10, Alonn, South
Trmble, The Glyer lo5, Marcos, Duke of
Connaught, Dandola 100, spanker 90.
Clear and fast.
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oinoinnati,s Race opened.

Cincinnati, September T.-Cincinnatls
frat grand circuit meeting was inaugu-
rated at oakley park this afternoon with
a slow track. The sport was good and the
hettlng brisk The Zumstein purse of 5000
was the only event decided. II went In
straight heats 10 Captor
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cunhsrland PresbxterIans.

Hillsboro. Texas, September 1.-THE
synod Of the Cumberland Presbyterian
church adjourned last night. Yesterday
and last night were devoted to the consld.
Grafton of committee reports and business
affairs OF the synod.
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New Bank for Naooodoohes.

Nacordochcs, Texas, September ia
National bank win be opened here MS soon
ms the authority from Washington is
granted. The bank will open in the new
Ha2ie building on the corner of Church
and East Main streets.
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DELMAR ENTRIES.

SIX furlongs. sellng-Robert Morrison
104 NnpOlean Bonaparte, iii Kollnr. Zanet-
10 10. Lilly Farmland, Velasquez 10l. Eight
Bells. Governor John, Daniel, Libb!e, Jen-
ME, Salnda 107.
one mile, selllng-orris leo, E!tholln
CoIonel CAV 1903. Janowood 90 Nekurnis
Kitty clyde iOT. Scorpolette 80, IIengist
100, Tom Gilmore 40, George Lee Prudent
Thirteen sxteenths Of mile, selling
Brlghtie b. 1903. Dr. LoveIoy %, FLYING
Eagle 104 BonniISrd 1l3, w. g. Welrh,
Pofnelia 10 Lefare 05, Ann 104, Arthur
Mol 81. Durrell Mrs Grammar 10i, Whit
more 10.
six furlongs--Myrtle Dell, Attellee lO8,
FL Giya 1903, Marque 100, BriXton 100,
Faran Lass. MaGa Bell l03 Sambo 100,
Huntressa MllSita 106.
Mile and a sixteenth-Iiardly. La Spara,
Van Hoorebeke. Alice Turner 90. Dandy
Jim o6. Menace 1903. Tulla Fonso 90.
six Meddlesome, Nearest, Jake
Weber 100. Santa Venture sb, Lunar lOI,
Tom Collins 1O5.
Weather clear and track fast.
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POOR WORK OF JIMlNEz.
Holder of a Worlds Record Finished
Absolutely Last.

Holder of a Worlds Record Finished
Absolutely Last.
Chicago, September 17.-Jiminez, the
holder of the worlds record for mile
and. seventy yards. and the heavily bacaed
even money favorlte in the fourth race at
Hawthorne this afternoon. finished ahso-
lutely last in n field OF six. Nulcaln, wuo
won the mile handicap, showed n remarkq-
BILE lot of speed compared with past per
formances and stood the hot pace set by
Goal Runner and had plenty left TO stall
off ArErcgor and Odnor when the drive
came In the stretch.
Five and half furlongs-Mollie T, Whit
TT Blessed Danosel. Time l.u9A
Six furlongs-lf You Dare, Della 0s-
trand, Canova. Time 1:14a4,
Mile md seventy yards--Prlnce Blazes,
Synia, King Dtllis. Time 1:i7ia
Mlle-Nulcain, Odnor, ArGregoT. Time
1:41&.
Six furlongs-Dodie s.. Pyrrho. Santa
Teresa. Time 1:15A.
Mile and sixteenth, selling 3arrack,
MacGyle, Anthracite, Time $40
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A Bio Contribution.

Mount Calm, Texas, September 1.-THE
Baptist church at this place has just made
n contribution to State missions exceeding
500 thus surprising all previous records
and placing itself among the leading
churches Of the denomination In Texas.
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Raplst pisnuised Himself.

wichita Kan, September IA man
who assaulted Mrs. Waddc Monday night
wns caught tonight by the bloodhounds
and proved to be a white man blacGened
with burnt cork aud not negro.
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Well prepared, no fanatlcal ideas ho,,r
urged, but mainly deploring the loss az nns
president and the manner in when he Wa
aissaassinated. The service was one Ioag
10 pc remembered and liable to lnprese fnr
good the hearts OF all who were IN AZ.
tendance.
.o Somanehe. Texas, September 1e-Great
death Of the president. There were memor.
ial services Mt the Methodist church Snn.
day night The house, large one. did not
t nola haif OF the people. All ministers
TOOK part IN the services. S. j. Thomas
editor of the Chief, read short sketch Of
tne life OF the president Hon g. ii
Goodson made splendid talk, which was
enjoyed by all. The singing was excel.
Waco. Texas, September 1.-THE pastors
OF the city have called for union me.
Baptist church Thursday at ii o'clock
m. out of respect to the late President
Mckinley, to be presided over by Rev. John
G, Kendall.
There will also be union mass meet nc
at the city hall in the afternoon MANY n
the secret orders and other organizations
OF the citv have already signihed their in
The cty a beng d dne meeting in body
served.
49, a
special meeting of Ike Turner cnmn
United Confederate Veterans. he'd in liz.
lngston, Texas, September 16. 1901, til, io!
loving resolutions were adopted:
Resolved l. 1t Is with profound sorrow
and regret that we hear OF the assassinn-
tion Of our chief executive, William Nc.
kinley, and with our countrymen OF the
Ndtional calamity.
2 We In the strongest possible terms
condemn the assassination, and trust that
the law-making power will provide a rem
edy to stay the red hand Of anarchy raise
against our government, and those who
execute our laws that protect all alike
& We hereby extend our sympathy 10
dent
we request that the above resolutions ie
published In the Livingston Local Houston
Post and Galveston News, and a copy for
,Mnrded to the secretary of state OF the
United States. L. De Wall
A. p. Green, Secretary.
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MASONIC HeApouARTERs WANTEp.

What the Different Cities VIII Bid for
the Grand Lodge.
Fort Worth, Texas, September 1.-THE
Mnsons OF this city are moving In the
matter Of inducing the removal Of Texas
headquarters OF the Grand Masonic Lodg-
70 Fort Worth. With this end in view
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GRAYEsENn rNrnIrs

Five and q half furlongs. 2-year-olds. han.
alcap-Heno l23, Dixiciine lis. Sombrero
10, Leonld Ill, Whisky King 1913 Andy
\ lllams 100, Grail l05. Broadstreet iOj
10, Sister Juliet 112 The Rival los. Father
MSntker JOS, Setauket lC3, Carroll ID. 102,
one mile and a furong, handicap-wax
Taper l26 Water Cure rs. Advance Guard
ia Decontcr IFS, kamara los, The ANA
Lon lO4, Ducist l02, Smoke LOG. First
Mhip l2Gl Terminus III, Klnnlckinnic Ito.
GSld Heels 40, st. Finnan 106, Lombre 30.
The Rhymer 1902.
Five and a half furlongs. 2-year.cld
maiden fllies--Linora 10, Featherweght
II" Contempt 10 Musldora liQ, Mint. Bed
10. Batyah 40, Pearl Finder ITO, Lady
Rabbit ll0, Lady Godva 10. Octoroon no.
Dnpwell 40. Cinders no.
Mile and a sixteenth, all ages-Guniire
%, Dom Paul %, Morning Side 49, Kin.
nlckinne l19.
One mile and seventy yards, sclllng-Al-
slke 90. Aston 100, Sir Eyes l0l, Wild
Plrnte 104, Ethics %, Bowen f02, balloon
81. RlDPawa lei, Speedmas 93 Dollndo
l0i, tntnlist 0s, Modrine III
three ear-old maidens, about six FUR
lonEs-Illlum 100, Boojum 100 TwilGhter
IL, Anna Darling 100, Hops 100 Mintagc
l0N, Rowdv 100. scotch Bush 100. lren
Lindsay 100. Pathfinder 100 Elegy 10a,
Welsh Girl 100, Mark Lane 100, lcicle -,
Arak l03, kink 1O3
Cloudy and SLOW.
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Good Roada Connress.

Buffalo, n. Y, September 17.-At today's
meeting Of tho international Good Roads
congress Hon. w. s. jennings, governor Of
Florida. was elected chairman Governor
Lougno of Mississippi addressed the con
prcsS.
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That Gulf Storm.

Galveston. Texas, September 17-The late
reports received by the weather bureau
tonight indicate the storm TO he moving In
the direction of Pensacola. II has not yet
struck anywhere Forecast for Galveston
tomorrow Is fair with north northeast
winds
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Palestine Won Third Game.

IFH1esIne 2, NaVV U W u
Palestine. Texas, September l1.--Palestl1e
defeated Waco In the third game OF BAH
TODAY by n score Of IL To 8. The game was
rather tame, neither side making any sen
sational plays Batteries Waco. Foster
and Rogers; Palestine, Lucid and Alexan-
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Barn Near HiIlsboro.

Hillsboro, Texas September II. The
barn of j. ID. Turner, two miles east OF
here, was burned Sunday night with 4,l
bnles of hay, 400 bushels OF corn. ~
bushels Of oats and some wheat No in
surancc. Loss $500
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GOLDSMITH WAS GAME.
he Took The Juniqr Champion $4,000
Stakes at Graveseud Opening.
ADVANCE GUARD WON FIRST SPECIAL
Jlrninez Made an Exceptionally Poor
Showing at Hawthorne. Finishing
Last in Field OF Six

New York, September 11.-The Brooklyn
Jockey club opened It's fall meeting at
Gravesend today with the $4,000 Junior
champion stakes for 2.year-olds and the
FIRST Special at a mile and quarter
goldsmith won the Junior Champion in
the gameSt manner
About six turlongs-lsia, Kilogram, Jan.
~ Steelplechase, about two miles--Echberg
mneeSemlte Jimmy Gibbon Baby Hill
lime 400 20. tEichberg disqualified for
Junior Champion, $4,000, about six fur
l:12 10.
The First Special mile and n quarter
Auyance Guard, Blues, Terminus Time
- Five and half furlougs. selling Eddie
Busch Schwalbe, Prophetic Time / :OS Is
=, Nile and sixteenth. seling--lntrusive
wan Not. Blue Away. Time 40 4.5.
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In Resneot 10 Handihoe.

Memphis, September i7.-Today's game
between Memphis and Selma was postponed
on account Of the death Of Third Baseman
Hnndiboe. captain Of the local team. Two
games tomorrow.
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sorruERN LEAGrE

Little Rock September II The most OK
citing game over PLAYED on tho Little
Rack diamond was called on account OF
darkness after tho ninth inning. with tho
score 10 Z Nashville could not solve
skopec except in the ifth inning, but he
gave eight bases on halls. In tho eighth
Goodenough interfercd with Hutton on
drst. knocking him down and holding him
while the bail rolled away Ahhatichio.
who was on third scoring in the excite
ment. Tho crowd broke down the fence
and swarmcd over the field demanding that
Fmniro tombstone send Ahhatichio back 70
third lie allowed the score to stand after
half an hours wrangling. Dounle-hcader
tomorrow.
Score r " T.
Little Rock .......... 9o1 100 30 ! 2 |
Skopec and Lynch; Shields and Fisher.
shreveport, September 17,-Cbattanooga
was the easiest kind of proposition for
shreveport Wolfe WIS hit all over the
lot
Score Il u p
Shreveport ...........2222 20 900 0io- !
Gates and Montgomery; Wolfe nnd Har-
kons
New Orleans September II. birmingham
played New orleans very even game TO-
day and It was not until the eighth in
ning that a few lucky hits placed the To-
Gals well in front.
Score X II II
Birmingham .......... 900 l0O 900 !
Wilhelm and KalkhofI; Freeland and ABB
bolt
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prettv Touch to Scratch

For a Nvlng and relief also. Hunts Cure
win cure you Of Itch, letter Ringwo IN,
itching Piles. Eczema. Guaranteed by all
dealers.
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WEATHER INFORMATION.
Probabilities.

Probabilities.
washington, September 17.-Eastern
TeAas-Fair Wednesday and Thursday;
fresh north to northeast winds.
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Ieffriea Loaf . Forfeit.

Los Angeles Cal, September 17.-James
]. Jeffries failed tonight to put out Hank
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MALARIA MAKES IMPURE BLOOD.
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic cures Ma
lnria; 50c
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Brooklyn, September iT.-Brooklyn and
New York tried to play on two postponed
games today but the second was prevented
by rain New York won the first by max.
ing timely hits.
Score n II T.
New York .........140 020 Colo 10 4
Brooklyn .......... coo 100 OO3- IL
Hickman and Warner; Hughes and Far.
rell.
Cincinnati. September 17.-~Six well bunch.
ed hits netted the Pittsburgs i've runs IN
the first inning and the result was never
In doubt
Score n II u
Cincinnati .... 100 600 100 . g
gittsburg .......... 800 0lO 100 I Is .
Stmmell aud Pcitz; CHESHIRE and oCon.
nor
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Observations taken by United States
weather bureau at S p. m, 10th meridian
time:
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RAsEeALL.

felted 500.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Philadelphia. September 17-Botb pitch
ers did good work but wiltzs support was
much better.
Score Il III n
philadelphia .... 100 020 t0S- ~ .
Detroit ............ .Ol0 OOO NO- y
Witt and Powers; Miller and McAllister.
Boston. September 17.-Boston won by
timely hitting in the fourth and hfth inn
lngs The game was called in the seventh
on account Of rain.
Score II u
Roston .........O 600 go u ! q 4
cleveland ... 900 600 O. 3
Young and Criger; Bowling and Conner.
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vii Iexas' September 16.-In accord
on WIN the. proclamation Of Mayor
NJo,h memorial services were he'd at
,emorr Uui1 church yesterday morning
Nv were delivered by Hon Ed r.
ION, r. L. Warren and Rev.
feua9i sexton. The large new church
u 'sn % It's utmost capacity, the nu
rosftplng perfect order and paving
'VS' attention. The addresses were
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$,well Texas September 1.-THE ex
H., committee Of the republican party
! .t oS met yesterday evening and
INV strong resolutions Of sympathy and
f5snt Tor the. assassination Of the
4 aand uenounclng the anarchists and
f ~ authorities In the suppress
9'' poth classes Of offenders.
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General Observations.

Not included in means.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1901-07-25
Mans Faithful Friend.

with big brown and white st.
Bernard trotting at his heels, George
Broderick. years old, of Hyde Park
started on Tuesday morning to do an
errand at q neighboring store for his
mother" says a Boston dispatch to the
New York Sun. "That was the last
seen of the child until 10 o'clock Thurs
day morning, when he was found
wandering through the Blue Hill
Reservation by Park Officer Cameron.
The faithful dog was still with the
boy, and both were thoroughly wet,
having slept two nights in the woods.
The officer took the boy to the house
of Supt. Dings, where he was cared
for. The little fellow was trembling
when first brought in, but after re-
ceiving attention and food he was ap-
parently none the worse for his two
nights of wandering and exposure.
The st. Bernard was persistent in
sticking to the boy, even after he was
in the house. and insisted so strongly
in his dumb way that the kind-hearted
woman allowed the faithful animal to
accompany the boy to the bathroom
and keep him in sight continually
Both arrived home all right at noon
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sTRANGEsT MAN IN ST. LOUIS.
James Eads How Scorns Inherited
Wealth and Works for His Bread.


James Eads How is the strangest
product of st. Louis. re is young
man scorning inherited riches because
he did not earn them and going
through the length and over the
breadth of this land earning by
manual labor his daily bread. living
humbly, preaching Christ, bending
his back to the days work shoulder TO
shoulder with the sleeve-rolled worker.
believing the most wretched human
being his equal and himself the equal
of the most fortune-favored; de-
termined as the fiercest warrior to do
the thing he would do, and yet as mild
hammered as gentle woman.
Mr.. How is field worker for the
Brotherhood of the Daily Life, a sect
organized three years ago by persons
in the United States who believe the
true religion can only be spread by
example of faith, goodness, purity,
fear and love of God in the daily life
in the midst of the creative workers.
He spends but little of his time in
ST. Louis. His mother, daughter of
the man who built the Eads bridge, is
wealthy and has at ALTO Lindell
Boulevard one of the fine homes of
st. Louis. James Eads How is well
come to the comforts of that home,
but he is seldom there. His chosen
work is among the lowly, for his self
denial and lowly life are of his choos-
ing and theirs is against their will.
What is it you are endeavoring to
do, Mr.. How?"
Il am working for Christ in the
daily life, seeking to promote goodness
and virtue and love of God by example
and preaching. The minister with a
fine church is not reaching the mass of
the people. They can only be reached
in the daily life They are creative
workers, and the minister of the
average church is not. In conse-
quence he is long distance removed
from them, and there is a need for
some one to go among them, becoming
like them, a creative worker, that he
may gain that friendship and SYM
pathy which is the only means of
access to their hearts. This is the
plan of the Brotherhood of the Daily
Life. st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
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The Waiter Was No Linouist.

He pulled himself up at the hotel
table, tucked his napkin under his
chin, picked up the bill of fare and
began to study it intently. Every
thing was in restaurant French, and he
didn't like it.
Here, waiter" he said, sternly,
there's nothing on this I want"
"Ain't there nothin' you would like
for dinner sir?" inquired the waiter,
politely.
Have you got any sine qua nom"
The waiter gasped.
mo, sir" he replied.
Got any bona fide?"
Mono, SIR"
Got any semper idem?"
mo, sir. not one"
Got any tempus tugit?"
Il reckon not, SIR"
Got any soirees dansant?"
mo, sir"
The waiter was edging off.
Got any sine die?"
I'VE amt, sir"
SCOT any pluribus unum?"
The walters face showed some signs
of intelligence.
Seems to me heard of that, sir
and he rushed out to the kichen, onl,
to return empty-handed.
Maybe you've got some beef am
cabbage and a goosebery tart?"
Sure we have, sir exclaimed tn,
waiter, in tone of the utmost relief
and he fairly few out to the kitchen
-Tit-Bits.
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BRIDE AT LAST SAID "oBEYv
But is was Only After the Groom Had
Started to Leave.

started to Leave.
In telling about Some People Have
Married, in The Ladies' Home Journal.
Rev. d. M. Steele says: Being an
Episcopalian / always use the formal
printed service of the prayer-book. In
this the greatest stickler is obey
One day couple came to me, bringing
as witnesses the parents of both bride
and groom. Everything proceeded
smoothly to the point love. honor and
obey when the bride refused to say
the last. | repeated it and waited.
Again she refused. and shut up my
book. Then there was a scene. They
talked it over. and the more seriously
they argued and discussed the more
stubbornly she refused. The parents
became angry, the groom excited, ana
the bride hysterical To humor her he
Joined in the request to have me leave
1t out. But ! liked the fellow and
decided that little sternness from me
in the present might be a favor to him
in the future. So told them had
no authority to change 1t and would
not do so. tried to show the foolish
ness OF her objection, but Il was no
use. Finally, said to him Well, this
household must have a head some
where. / will leave it out for her II
you will say it, Then it was his time
to refuse, which he did. He gathered
up his hat and started for the door
when, presto change! she sprang after
him, led him back by the hand locke l
meekly up at him end said it,"