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A Weakling Chap: she-You're get
ting tired of kissing me already. He
what makes you think that? She-G
saw you stop to take breath.-Bazar.
A Bird in the Hand MA, is there
any pie left In the pantry?' "There is
one piece, but you can't have IT. You
are mistaken, ma; I've had it."-Tit-
Bits.
The Last Resort: superintendent
These goods won't sell at II cents
yard. Dry Goods Man-Mark them up
TO IA and put them on the bargain
counter.-Brooklyn Life.
Visitor--What's become of old sam
Bungs? Longshoreman Billy-Dead,
slr-died of art disease; visitor gave
him a shillin' very sudden; my arts
VERY strong, sir''-Tit-Bits.
A Horseless Episode: Editor-Were
there any novel features connected
with that automobile collision? Re-
porter-No. Two coachmen and five
women all hollered "Whoa!-Puck.
"Say, Joe," remarked Stroller, who
was anxious for jaunt what do you
say to tramp after dinnerY "Gener-
ally" replied Joe Rose, Il say: Get
out, or I'll turn the dog on to you -
Philadelphia Record.
The Blessed Child: "The naughty boy
told me to go to the bad place." said lit
tie Algernon. EYES," said his fond
papa. "But l told him | never went
anywhere without my papa."-Phila-
delphia North American.
Butcher-Come, John, be lively now;
break the bone in Mr.. Williamson'S
chops and put Mr.. Smiths ribs In the
basket for him. John (briskly)-All
right, sir, just rs soon as I've sawed off
Mr. Murphy's leg.-Tit-Bits
Willing to Talk 1t Over: Her father
You have been paying attentions to
my daughter; you haven't proposed
vet? His Lordship-Not yet, sir. Her
Father-Now, let us come right down
to business; what will you take not to
propose?-Brooklyn Life.
At the Front: Lady-Well, what do
you want? Tramp-Leddy, believe me,
I'm no ordinary beggar. | was at the
'front.'" Lady with interesD-Real-
ly- Tramp-Yes, maam; but l
couldn't make anybody hear. SO l came
round to the back.-Punch.
"Your husband is not looking well to-
night, Mrs. Rhymer. Has he been
overworking himself?" ut isn't that
so much; 1t is his originality. Why,
that man is struck by so many original
ideas that his mind must be one mass
of bruises "-Woman's Journal
t A Wise Suggestion: Husband lover
his morning paper)-I see that all the
! trains are tied up out West Wife
When will those Western women get
over their folly; if they'd only adopt the
! rainy-day costume they wouldn't have
t to resort to such foolishness.-Ex.
Fuddy-Did you hear of the terrible
accident that happened to Dandy? His
injuries were so serious that his most
: intimate friends were unable to recog-
nize him. Duddy-Terrible accident!
Railway collision? Fell Of his bicycleI
Fuddy-Wor he has lost all his mon
ey.-Tit-Bits.
"But how did you impress the wild
Tagalos that you were from Bostonr'
inquired the steamship captain. "Oh,
that was easy" responded the return.
, ing anti-imperialist; Il just took stick
, and sketched a bean-can in the sand.
Then l pointed to my big head and
, nose-glasses." -Chicago News.
Finished: Here comes that girl
, from Chicago. Has she received a good
education? "Well, she's spent three
seasons at summer resort, broken OH
, seven engagements in two years, lived
in a New York apartment house one
} winter, and bowed to Henry James.
What more do you wantY'-Bazar.
Where the Shoe Plnched: The Prima
Donna (after the first act)-I won't go
on again unless that box party makes
less noise. nearly had Mysteries! The
Manager lin surprise)-I didn't hear
any noise. The Prima Donna-You
didn't? Why, they encored that up
start of contralto four times! Puck
? Binks-Yes, my family took in the
whole Paris exposition, and 1t about
half killed us. Such crowds! l thought
sometimes we'd never get home alive
, Minks-My family enjoyed the Parls
exposition immensely. Binks-l don't
see how. Binks-We stayed at home
and read about it.-New York Weekly.
A conscientious child: "Good boys
never let their left hands know what
, their right hands do. Amt that what
) the minister said, mamma" YES
f.. dear" Pm a good boy, amt !, nam
mar 81 think so, my dear" Yes
Cause whenever l reach in the jar 10
, steal cookies | allus put my left manu-
> In my pants pocket"-Ex.
81 guess my wife has got the feYer
for changing things worse than any