Evening journal., 1901-08-03
MARY ANN HEARS
OF MIR. BARNES
SandtOWn Statesman Is Re-
jOicingiOVer Recruit
GETTING READY FOR THE FAIR
Men Who Will Take Part Now Under
Training for The Event at
the Springs
Maryaoorese, August third, 10 hundred

August third, 10 hundred
an /.
AddiX headkwarters, klaymont, NuI
kaSsel KOunty, Delaware.
Mrs. Mary Ann Jones,
Sandtown, Sussex Kounty.
Shoostring Deestrict. /
Mi deer Mary Ann: 10 is sertinly /
encouragin how me and Mister Addix |
is prosperin. We air gainin strength, |
all NV the time. We hev jist got u
new rekrute an Mr.. Addix is almity |
glad II is a Teller named Barnes in |
Wilmington an he sertinly is a dandy. |
He hez fiue rite up intu the face NV
the DUPONT origin, accusin hit NV bein
a traitor and NV abusin Mister AddiX
He sertenly rit a sassy letter tn them
fellers an eff hit hadn't ben fer the
affydavit he would hev knocked the
sirkulashun outen thet origin. He
ackused hit NV abusin the poor mans
friend, Mister Addix, an NV cheatin
him outen about IS sents on erkountI
NV hits agent tellin him lies, an II
guess hit will be sum time afore hit
rekOvers frum the shock Hit sertinly
did pleeze me and Mister Addix and
didn't cost him much nuther Mary
Ann, the way that Teller kun out in
tibet letter an he is a union man. Mis-
ter Addix is agoin tn make him sum
promises when he kums back frum
Moo Port Hit sertinly is encouragin
the way tibet Barnes KUN out an rit
tn them fellers about Their way they
wus a loosin subscribers by abusin
Mister Addix, and Mister Addix says
Barnes lSud hev proved hit about the
sirkulashun eff hit hadn't ben tibet
them reglers he'd maid affydaflt about
hit. Some of the fellers is kind NV
jellus over Barnes and has rit sum
letters themselves. but me and Mister
Addix kin keep them l1wiet fer a bit
longer yit
Mary Ann KANT yeou tie sum yaller
ribbon onter the brindle heffers tale
an send her up tn me by the twenty
/ 7th NV August fer ! kin take her tn
the fare at Brandy Wine Springs this
month. YeOu kin send SUN Nv them
biskits like wot yeou made when Kale
Latin wus tn our house afore Mister
Addix he'd him made seclcytary NV
war fer Guvener HUM. Mary Ann
we sertinly air goin tn hev a kuntry
/ fare an Mister Addix is tn be one Nv
the managers. He is goin tn sell pop.
kOrn balls and red lemonade. Hit
sertinly will be slrumpshus an MARY
Ann jest pickter yOre risin husband
takin fotygrafs. When yeOu send tn,
I brindle heffer tie the fotygraf album
tn hits of horn so tibet kin see then
fotygrafs thet we he'd TUX doun tn
Bowers Beech tibet big Thursday wen
Mister Sam Merydith he'd hisen TUX
4 Du the best yeOu kin tn make them
air biskits es good es yeOu kin fer
Sandtown must win Their fust prize
hearn yesterday thet Frank Alice
is practicin up fer tn run the dancin
pavilion and kin almos do the "HOot-
chy Kootchey" like them gals done
doun at Dover fare. Hit sertinly will
be a takin thing, Mary Ann.
JEFF Blakely is a nice big Teller
Mary Ann. an is goin ter be the Lady
NV the laik or Their Risin Sun mer-
maid. Hit will be a great seen.
Seniter Abbit, NV Milford, is goin to
give a leckture on "Sofistery." I don't
jes know what that is Mary Ann but
| I'll bet Abbit nows fer Mister Addiy
says as how Abbit nows tn much. Hit
sertinly will be inspirin to hear his
eloquense as hit pOurs out NV his
curly whiskers.
IF we kin git Kale Latin tn be the
wild Man Frum BOrryo" we will be
fixed up all right but Kale he wants
tn speek a peece about How tn Give
Out Printin KOntracks." Mister Ad-
dix says he will git Govener Hum tn
make Kele be the wildman fer theI
haint no use in talkin about them kOn-
tracks. guess Kale wont akt stub
born.
Frank Bradley is goin tn stop put
tin people in Jail fer awhile and be
'BOsko the Wunder." This is an Orful
job Mary Ann fer frank will hev tn
eat live snakes. He hes jest got a
basket NV MaryfOOreese cells tn prac-
/ tice ON. an Mary Ann hit Is wonderful
the way he kin eat them.
We air goin tn make Kunnel Ber-
nard kollector uf the port NV Brandy
Wine Springs by given him charge NV
the laik, an he kin kOllect the money
fer usin of the boats an seein the Lady
luv the Laik. Hit sertinly does me an
Mister Addix good tn see how the
Kernel is ankshus tn begin his wurk
Seniter Brashure is goin tn hev full
charge >uv the siggeret stan and Mary
i Ann he says as how he haint goin III
sell nun NV them tn any boys under
aaN~A
children NV regler Republicans. He
sertinly is a konshyenshus man Mary
\ Ann.
DR.. Marshall NV Milford has got the
most dangerus job Mary Ann, fer hes
goin tn run the leetle train NV keers
and DR.. More says as hw Marshall will
hev tu have a side saddle tn ride tibet
engine fer it sertinly is a kute little
devil tn ride on.
Dockter More, NV Smyrny, is goin tn
run the "Mistic Mazes" and Mary Ann
he's goin tn try tn git Sam Knox inter
hit but me and Mister Addix is
Altered tibet sum NV our fellers will git
Setched in hit insted NV SAM" fer
he's purity foxy is Sam. More says as
how he'll show us how he kin ketch
them dam reglers" and make them
but sum sense intu there thick skulls.
Pore Ferris Giles, Mary Ann, was a
goin tn run the forth tellin machine
tn tell them reglers what would hap
pen IN them eff they didn't due es he
/ said but Ferris is krippled and KANT
a.