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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
THE CESTELLANES' INCOME.
The suit. In New York. to Tie Up
the CrsteiInne Income Again
Postponed.

New York Jan. THE suit brought
by Anton j. Dttmar, as assignee of
Asher Wcrtheimer. London dealer
in bric-a-brac, against George j.
Gould and the other trustees of the
estate of the countess De Castellane
TO restrain them from paying her and
the count de Castellane any money
pending the result of the suit, was on
the calendar in the supreme court,
bat was adjourned until Thursday
next.
Samuel Undermeyer, counsel for
Dttmar. explained to Justice Beach.
before whom the motion to continue
the temporary injunction was to have
been argued, that certain aflidavits on
behalf of his clients had not arrived
from Europe.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
THE PRESIDENT HAS A COLD.
The Trip to Canton to Attend the
Funeral of Pnymastcr Bnr-
her VIII be Abandoned.

Washington, Jan. 7.--President Nc
kinley has Il slight cold and is deny
ing himself TO all callers. The cold is
not serious and will not interfere
with the reception TO the diplomatic
Wednesday night. The president and
Mrs. Mckinley have abandoned their
proposed trip to Canton, Thursday.
where they were going to attend the
funeral of the late Assistant Pay
master of the Navy, Barber, who was
nephew of Mrs. Mckinley.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
CHARLES P. cHoUTEAU DEAD.
a Descendant of One of the Earliest
Families of 81. Louis, Dies at
IA Ripe Old Age.

St. Louis, Jan. 7.-Mr. Charles u.
Chouteau. descendant of one of the
earliest families of st. Louis, died at
p. M, Saturday, at the Chouteau
homestead. lie had been confined to
his bed only since the day after
Christmas, when he caught a cold,
which developed into pneumonia.
Though 81 years old, Mr.. Chouteau
in the Security building regularly.
and his demise was unexpected up to
within few days. lie was conscious
10 the end.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10

official Vote Every
oo7 More Votes Cast Than in ISo6-Bryan Lost I45O77
and Mckinley Gained n435o.
From the Kansas city Star.


gave plurality of 1920 to Bryan
four years ago. In Missouri McKin-
ley gained slightly more than 10000,
while Bryan lost about 1000. The
republicans cut the democrats plu-
rality in Missouri just 2O,s below
1896. In the central northern states
Mckinley made heavy gains. Michi-
gan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Iowa, Mime
sofa, North Dakota, South Dakota
and Nebraska rendered aid. Nebras-
ka and South Dakota changed sides,
Nebraska, Bryan's state, going for
Mckinley by a plurality of 1922.
Michigan let Mckinley gain nearly
$4,000 votes, while Wisconsin swelled
his plurality in the state from 1O2, 612
to 1O6,jS1. Iowa gave him gain Of
32,09l over 1896. California changed
$4,000 votes to Mckinley, and WASH
ington changed $4,000 and stepped
from Bryan to Mckinley. In four
states only that he carried did Bryan
lead the state ticket. These states
were Missouri, Kentucky, Arkansas
and Florida. In only four republican
states did Mckinley fail to lead the
ticket. These were Massachusetts,,
Ohio, Utah and Vermont. Bryan
lost from 1896 in the total vote AS, O72.
Mckinley gained 1850 votes. The
official table follows:
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
SUBMARINE BOAT TRIALS.
A Series of Important Trials of Sub
marine Boats Being Made
at CherbOurg.

Cherbourg, Jan. 7.-Important
trials of submarine boats took place
,ere. The minister of marine, M.
Delanessan, and the minister of war.
Gen. Andre, came to Cherbourg es-
pecially to watch the experiments.
After an examination of the sub
marine boat Morse, NJ. De Lanessan
boarded the Narval and proceeded to
the roadstead, where a number of
surface and submarine manourver
were carried out, Gen. Andre witness
ing them from the Impregnable.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
IDEA HAS BEEN ABANDONED.
British Columbia Won't Raise
Mounted Police for south Africa
Under Present Rules.

Vancouver, b. c., Jan. lowing to
the demand of the imperial authori-
ties that all mounted police recruited
here for South Africa must pay their
fare to Cape Town and submit to in
spection as to fitness by English Off
GERS, all ideas of raising corps in
British Columbia have been aban-
doned unless the mems passage be
paid and the men are inspected as to
fitness by Canadian officers here.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
The Countess of Antrim.

New York, Jan. THE countess of
Antrim arrived here from England on
the White Star liner Cymric. She is
on her way to Canada to visit Der sis
ter, the countess of Mimic, wife of
governor general of Canada. Lady
Antrim is one of the favorite ladies in
waiting of Queen Victoria.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
AN INFANTILE MURDERER,
a FOurtecn-Yenr-OId Girl Shot and
killed by Her Nine-Year-Old
Brother.

Marietta, o., Jan. during the alb
sence of VIM. Chichester and his wife
from their home on the river, near
here, Thomas, nne-year-old son,
aged II. No reason is known. He APP
parently does not realize the enOrmi-
~ of his crime and fought for posses
sion of the gun when neighbor ar
rived. The parents are Frustrated and
the mother may die.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
She Must Leave the state.

st. Louis, Jan. 5.-Maudc Lewis, who
shot and killed State Senator Peter Il.
Morrissey on May IS, 1895, at her
home, No. 271s Wash street, and was
later convicted and sentenced to
serve Is years in the penitentiary,
was pardoned b. Gov. Stephens yes
terday. The pardon was granted up
on condition that she leave the state
and never return.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Gamblers Black mailed.

New York, Jan. Former District
Attorney VIM. X, .\lcott, says he has
absolute proof that the gambling
houses paid Sl,2O0,OO0 last year, the
poolrooms $l,2OO,OOO, policy shops
100000, and disorderly houses and
other forms of vice $2,sOO,OOO, or II
total of Sj,60O,00O. This sum is di-
vided by coterie of politicians. Mr.,
Alcott alleges, known as the gam
bling commission"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
soldiers Brought from Cuba.

Newport News, Va, Jan. 1.-The
United States transport Sedgwick ar
rived in Hampton roads yesterday
from Cienfuegos, Cuba. AS she came
from a Cuban port the Sedgwick is
now detained in quarantine. She
brings some army officers, soldiers and
civilians, returning from Cuba.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
For Inauguration Day.

Washington, Jan. IA joint reso-
luton was reported in the senate
from the District of Columbia COM
mittee authorizing the secretary of
war to grant permits to the commit
tee on the Inauguration of the presi-
dent for the use of public reservations
in Washington and to loan flags for
decoration purposes. The resolution
was adopted.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
killed Hls Young Grandson.

Marble Hill, Mo-, Jan. 5.-Linville,
the two-year-old son of w. A. Dunn,
ex-collector and chairman Of the
Bollinger county democratic central
committee, was MORALLY wounded by
his grandfather with an old pistol
supposed to have been empty.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
OTHERWISE UNNOTICED

Frank c. Stewart, theatrical
agent. was found dead in the Term
inal hotel, ~. Louis.
Joseph y. Yongworth, an aged citi
zen of Ecthalto, ILL.,, died in bed be
side his sleeping wife.
Arthur j. Whitrmorc, of st. Louis,
awokc sunday morning to find his
wife dead beside him.
DR.. \. G. Brookings, well known
throughout southern Illinois, died
suddenly from II stroke of apoplcNy.
Colombian government troops sig
nally defeated the insurgents. This,
il is believed, will end the revolution.
Bert Campbell, an Illinois Central
brakeman. was killed at Ashley, Ill.,,
while trying to get on Il moving train.
An unknown man, about 10 years
old, was killed at Claremont, ILL.,, by
wcst-bound Baltimore d Ohio freight
train
At different points in Europe in
tense cold weather prevails. y mum
Der of persons have been frozen to
death.
Mrs. \. Bennett and two children
were drowned near jamestown. Cal,
while trying to ford Sullivan creek in
buggy.
Forest Howe, - years old, son of
William Howe, was run over and scri-
ously injured by freight train at
Kinmundy. III.
Police Commissioner VIM. T.. At
more, who died in st. Louie Satur-
ing funeral Monday.
Mount Moriah BAPTIST church, stu
atcd in the northwestern part of Ma
coupin county. H.. was totally de-
Stroycd by fire saturday night.
Albert Munscn. blind dcaf-mut",
40 years old. was burned to death at
the home of his sister. Mrs Thomas
Pilot, in Crawford county, la.
Cape Town is calling loudly for re-
Inducements, fearing that the first
success OF the Bocr invaders will
prove IA signal for a Dutch rising.
Daniel +. Davis, father of Webster
Davis, the former assistant secretary
of the interior. died at Kansas City,
Mo-. of consumption, aged 81 years.
According 10 Il dispatch from Wen
ma seven miners were killed and 30
wounded in an ARRAY at Altcgcbirg,
Hungary, between riotous miners and
gendarmes.
The Anderson building, a three
story brick structure at Peoria, H..
was destroyed by fire Sunday evening.
the loss ON the building being cs,i-
mated at $4,000.
Rev. Father Charles Paul RirC.'
rector of the Church of the prcsenta.
ton at Chcltenhcm, Pa. was found
robbed and murdered in "A Phladel-
phia rOoming house.
John Mansbridgc, 81 years of age.
is under observation at st. Louis. IL
insisted in embracing and kissing
everyone he met ON the street, even
to policemen and negroes.
The body of Louis Tiselc was taken
from the Ohio river, at Louisville, Ky.
in Il seine which was being dragged
by TWO fishermen. Eiselc is supposed
to have committed suicide Saturday.
y series of hold-ups along the lives
of the Chicago elevated railroads.
four ticket sellers having been robbed
in less than IA week, has caused feel
ing of uneasiness among the night
men.
Arthur Edgar Ely, a Yale medical
student, died at the general hospital,
New Haven. Conn, from the effects Of
overstudy, He had suffered from
tumor ON the brain since the middle
of December.
Germany exports to Canada about
six times as much as she imports
from that country, according to a
communication TO the state depart
ment from Consul Winter at Anna
berg, Germany.
LATEST From KITCuRNEp
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Philip ID. Armour Dead.

Chicago, Jan. Phillip Danforth
Armour, philanthropist, financier and
multi-millionaire, head of the vast
establishment that bears
his name, died at his home, in this
city, Sunday in his sixty-ninth year.
He had been failing in health for two
years.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
FIRE BRICK COMBINATION.
Fifteen Plants in Ohio and Kentucky
10 lie Consolidated and
Five Closed.

Ironton, o., Jan. 1T is announced
that the fire brick manufacturers of
West Pittsburg will form pool with
$l,25O0OO capital. Fifteen plants will
be in the proposed combination locat-
ed at lronton, Portsmouth, Scioto-
willie, Bellaire and Cincinnati in Ohio,
and Ashland and Olive Hill, Ky. Ten
are 70 be operated and five closed.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
with Military HonOrs.

West Point, n. Y, Jan. Miss
Blanche Berard, who was beloved by
all the cadets at the military academy
during her so years service as post
mistress, and who died in Hacken-
sack, y. j., was buried with military
honors here, the cadets and officers
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
They Ate Uncooked Sausage.

st. Paul. Mimi, Jan. Sin New
Sweden, in Nicollet county, the entire
Forebecook family, consisting OF IL
members, is dying off one by one from
tfichinosis. The family ate sausage
which had undergone no cooking, but
had merely been smoked. The father
and eldest daughter are dead and tho
condition of the others is pronounced
hopeless,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Its Scope Is broad.

New York, Jan. 5.-The Samuel ].
Tilden Democratic club was incorpo-
rated yesterday. 1t is the latest or
ganization of democrats whose pur-
pose is said to be the ultimate reor.
ganization of the party in the state
and nation.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Ex-senator Bradbury Dead.

Augusta, Me-, Jan. Former Unit
ed States Senator James Ware Brad
bury died, Sunday, of bronchitis. He
was born June 10, 1902. He was grad
uated from Bowdoin college, in 1925,
in the celebrated class in which were
Henry w. Longfellow, Nathaniel Haw-
thorne and other notables.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Population of Christiania Decreasing.

Christiania, Jan. 5.-The new year
found the tota! public debt of Nor
way to be cal 900 kroner. The popu-
lation of Christiania is decreasing, be-
ing 225,720 against 226,423 on January
I, 1900.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Probably a Fake Report.

Berlin, Jan. 5.-With reference to
the report that Count Won Waldersee
has been killed by an officer of the
allied troops it is declared that the
government has no confederation of
it. Count Won Waldersee reviewed the
British soldiers January /.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Gen. Cavanaugh Dying.

New York,Jan. BRIG. Gen. James
Cavanaugh is dying from old age at
his home in Brooklyn. He has been
ill for several weeks. Extreme unc-
tion was administered to him late
Sunday night.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Russian Minister of Foreign Affairs

st. Petersburg, Jan. 7.-After salts.
factorily filling the preliminary
stages, Count Lamsdorf has been def.
initely appointed minister of foreign
affairs.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Family Peri.hed In the Flames.

Buffalo, n. V, Jan. THE resi-
dence of Edward II. Taylor, at Model
City, near Lewiston, was burned. Tay-
lor, his wife and three small children
persisted in the flames.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Would Have Department of Education.

Washington, Jan. 5.--Senator Hans
brough introduced a bill creating a
department of education and giving
the head of the department place in
the presidents cabinet.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
Found Dead In he'd.

New York, Jan. alvin F. South
worth, 81 years old, newspaper cor
respondent, was found dead in bed
in lodging house in this city,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
British Import. and Exports.

London, Jan. THE statement of
the board of trade for the month of
December shows increase of 95,7O7,-
500 in imports and el,573,500 in ex-
ports.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10
u. s. Consular Agent Dead.

London, Jan. 7.-Samuel ID. Cald-
well, the United States consular agent
at Seville, Spain, died in st. Thomas
hospital, this city.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10

Popular Mckinley vote for 1900, 7,2l9,
O29.
Popular Bryan vote for 1890. 6357, S53.
Popular vote for all others for 1900, $685.
1903
Popular Mckinley vote for 1896, 7l0i,-
10
Popular Bryan vote for 1896, $500, 1925.
Popular vote for all others for 1896, 3l5.-
GA.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1901-01-10

McKinleys popular plurality for 1896,
GO35l4
Number of votes cast I'm 1896 13,923, 37S.
In 1900 81, 6O7 more votes were cast than
In 1896.
McKinleys popular gain over 1896, 1li,-
$50.
Bryan's popular loss from 1896. 1902.
Republican gubernatorial plurality, &c.,
1893.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26


The Caks Thnt yyas lsarnt.
There was . little cool, nd she made
{ 81 Little cake,
She put II in the oven Just TO bake.
bake, bake; s5 B
It was full Of plums and spice.
And of everything that . nice.
i And And she said I. An hour, I reckon, ~
VIII take. take, take :
And then that little cook went 70 have
ltttle play,
With g very charming cat across the g
I way. way, way;
She forgot the cake, alack!
It was burnt, well, almost black,
And Z wonder what the cooks mamma
.'s would say, say, say!
The little cook ran on; and confessed
her tale OF VICE,
WCr to find her cake o 'cfnder was a
blow, blow, blow;
Cheer up" the 1nothef said,
AS she stroked the golden head,
For accidents will happen; we an
know. know, know
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
sSiEAs yvit.sss = IL. ~

4 ~ Ehs itnsss
5 The .cross-exa miner N u srnart man.
I whose oh1ect vas e, aiscon0ert the MI
mess and discredit His testimony.
What did you ray your name was?''
Was the nrst question 5ft ri
dichael Doherty." '5 6.
Michael Doherty, ehf Now. Doher-
-, answer this question carefully. Are
You married mani"
"Oi think so; OF was married"
so you think because you got mar
r1ed that you are q married man, do
you? Now, tell me whom you mar
eried."
''who OF married? married wo-
man"
''Now, don't you know better than to
trifle with the court? OF course you
married woman. Did you ever hear
OF any one marrying a nan?"
Yes, sir. Moi sister did.
Spare Moments.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
Wonderful Case In Indiana.

fSSSSS A->e>sS-~Ss
Buck Greek. Ind, July 15th.-Mrs.
Elizabeth Rorick Of this place had
Rheumatism. She says: "All the doc
tors told me they could do nothing for
me-" She was very. very bad. and the
pain was SO great she could not sleep at
night.
She uesd Dodd's Kidney Pills, and she
isawell and entirely free from pain or
any symptom Of the rheumatism.
"'Are you still using Dodd's Kidney
Pills?" was asked.
mo; stopped the use Of the Pills
some time ago. and have not had the
slightest return of my, old trouble. I
am sure am completely and perma-
nently cured.''
~ Many in Tippecanoe county. who have
heard of Mrs. Rorick's case and her
cure by Dodd's Kidney Pills, are using
the Pills, and all report. wonderful re-
suits. 'FN
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
PATENTS.
Lis. OF Patents Issued to Northw,

List of Patents Issued to Northwes
Northwestern Inventors.
Carl N Barquist, Pelican Lake, Mimi.
bundle carrying attachment for har-
vesters; Madison Cooper, Minneapolis,
Mimi, indirect air circulating system
for cold storage apparatus; John I.
Hildahl Sparta Township, Kim, saw
set; James E, Moore, Bozeman, Mont.
farm gate: Frank Morrison. Hamilton,
Mont, snap-hook.
Lothrop johnson. patent attorneys. OIL 4
OLE Pioneer Press Bldg. St. Paul. MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
bunting with the Camera.

The new sport, begun by natural
lists, ,0f hunting all manner of wild
creatures with the camera, spying
upon them in the supposed privacy OF
their retreats, studying their habits,
domestic customs and individual
traits, Offers a pursuit Infinitely more
significant, more elevating and Of
greater value to humanity than the
sport whose vista is bounded by the
sights of q gun-barrel. It certainly
calls for a higher courage, and. jnso-
much lis a more manly occupation.
Tracking big game to Its lair, circum-
venting 1T at short range in order
to Bat 1T in q good light, waiting for It
to strike am effective pose, then calm
" swapping a shutter, while unfet-
tered Try cnmbrous weapon and am
munition, is a Drawer deed than touch
ing q trigger Mt rifle, range. It GER
tainly demands superior skill and
yields superior results: When the OBJ
Meet Of the chase is some little harm
less animal, 1t is usually q much moro.
difficult feat to secure Its reflected i'm
age than it would be TO slay it with.
"a charge of shot or to land it with.
q hook !. Y
Through camera ohssr walton, q vast
new department. OF education is being
opened up. to the student, vast field
In, delightful surprises and q tender.
neutrality-suspicious. of animal ltfe.ss
1hiehl cannot Help but make better
'f 9slss \ y tose Who probe ~ mysse-
X tsSes ss Is 5s
Thes hunt Will the camera Is an 1p-s
l1ftlngss Occupation educating to q nsws
rover acs ths hhmBiestl Of created.
tahisY. md ffi isIss Rom the brutalixipgt
i,naetes 9f ,pSSt ish AA " killi.s
II 4gyts sss s.fF;s .
Is 81 ii ian ideal ES,Git tor young pso-
pis, nys0t Who1t <sIs sliown them
selves most slcee fai III tAe delicSsta
isntesi The Snacs TIA stealtAv
motysihsen etiient I'LL f6 dsarfak ~
thsir qi;iiatffyy without disftiasir biaE il. I h
s ii 1eld and orchard. A. canyon ia
vale, 11p0ng thsr high mount ia
n tn arrest Asps1iiz 4 an1oA blfdd IA
insects and aty four ooted fhin,S III
Weird ~ 1aseiaa1iti4s itoriss "a,
Waitin1 u ID ri folded which has
nSyef yst ben \ tell ~ Y. .- I'm Francisp
M g { e Z, a. 8: d IS ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
Appearance. Deceptive.

4 Tom-Who was that fellow We saw at
the Swellman's yesterday? ~,
y Dick-Oh! that's the Oldest son. His
home is in the West.
~ Tom-Oh, no! mean that fat, coarse
looking man who acted SO boorishly.
! Dick-That's the one. He's the family
skeleton.-Philadelph Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26

u
h. r,., 49,. -
8, 49, IN. g :. ~. 4, -.
Nm, ,ps,.s1rhncr Ssa 49, h;s s 49,, 49,.
49,, - s., = =. s .aT .1' -, n.s .ase
40 .at !, trar ~. na-t AZ, ,,,,s \, !,
via,tad 81. -, +,a,.s :. S., f.st Il,
xne a., noe rar .,1 IN, r,..n, x,r,
F,zzv,s LAS 8 49, r. r.
and rroaned rb,,a = ,,.. ,,e,,.,, .,.,-
aa9ed IIa 700. M =, ~, ~ Arr,
.,thv .,r,r,,t,,.a ~ ~. ~ ~ $3.50 ~. 49,,
ana cr,pa or. NM, "a "a. s. I'M +hat
Fr-,,, E, 49, - -
for him 49, !. 49,. .,,,,a u,,,..,, no
.ah1a =, 81 ..s,ar+ -. !. s,,s,I -, .--a.. h,,t
he never aoain .hovIaa .ny ~ ,rc,ina+tn,,
IN 90 M, a. 3 FL, t++1a no,L.
- !. a - $500
Teddy's Nap.
Teddy was out In the back ward.
digging q we'll with an old iron .anoom.
He had ON his grandpas straw hat.
which, Of course kent falling down
over his eyes. 4; vi .|3 q.
..Tedty."s ,ca11ed grandma ..t+ is 700
hot Tor Won to stav; ont any longer.
you must come n now,
1t was time for Teddv,e MN ,t,,+ sha
didn't saw %, .s s.
+ ...r :ain,t Tedav,, said Tho 1+++7o hov.
use. eranflna and I,se dippin, wal,
NV bossy.cow a. al, 5.+aryin, ~ lda.f
for water 40 Use .pot 20 1a;g,f+o
.mR,,t ~ =, t - .as+ ~
the sun is very hot Won know" said
;,grandma5 ,..yon ~ a.. % =, ou+ - WOW
again when it Is cooler inst 40 grand
ma ,doas.,, .5a, - -
Grandma ;bathed the hot little face
and took on his dress. and his shoes
and stockings, so that his neck and
his arms. and his little pink feet
might cool on.
Grandpa lies on the lounge to rest,
YOU know, Teddy" said grandma.
"But I don't want to take nap!"'
said Teddy.
Nor does grandpa; you see, he just
!les down and reads the paper. and
II ne gets sleepy he goes to sleep;
'tnat's the way he does
All Wlght!" said Teddy, Selling a
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26

% tFIa
d s,.Sa. Has Other NanAqkissY Esgs,s
i Chureh-Did you know, that Styles
has 1 name for Ills Id o1rnndaUobtsf . n
Gotham No whist ID III? isHs
why he calls 1t Madcap Violet -
Well. that isn't what he called Il
when it broke down ten miles from any
habitation.''i ss
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
Al a Inst Resort.

..lNo," said Mr.. walkindell, inpatient
II. replied the young woman. II will
not marry you. I have told you 30
hundred times before
Miss Emily" pleaded the youth,
shat 10 the only thing on which we
have ever differed. Won't you agree
to arbitrate it?"-Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
Sight Unseen.

Bertha-Fred Hart is going to marry
Bessie Light.
Edith-You don't mean 1t! For mer-
cy sake, what could he have seen in
her?
Bertha-That's what I say. Do you
know, I suspect he must have courted
her over the telephone.-Boston Tran
script.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1901-07-26
Making Up the Pack.

Somebody calls attention to the fact
that every new warship is the queen Of
the navy
II rather think the transport that
turned over the other day is the JOKER"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.