Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1901-09-05
MOSTLY SCISSORS AND PASTE.
A bit Of plotting paper and a hot iron
will take out grease spot.

paper, which he. placed on the shelf in
the oven on which the article to be
cooked was to be put, and left IL there
for five minutes. If,yAt the expiration
of that time, it was charred the heat
was too great; IT, 1t was dark brown the
oven was right for small pastries and
thin cakes; u light brown, 1T was
suitable for pound cakes, pie ciusts,
etc. If only dark yellow, puff pastes, |
spongecake mixtures and meringues |
might be put ia.
From 1.-THE last Confessions of Marie
Bashkirtseff:
Love-it is still with that word that
one gets hold OF the whole world.
Art Just consists in making us swal-
low the commonplace by charming uH
eternally, as nature does with her
eternal sun, and her olden earth and
her men built all on the same pattern
and animated by pretty much the same
sentiments.
In truth, prefer pretty woman to
all the arts. / put good dinner, a real
dinner, the rare dinner, almost in the
same rank with pretty woman.
A woman thinks that man with the
toothache can create more excitement
in house than bis wife would il she
were to be brought home 10 an amIu-
lance.
"The German Emperor, says a
French paper, "when 10 any way
crossed or contradicted. pulls violently
at the lobe Of his right ear with the
thumb and forehnger Of his right hand.
When he was staying in England at
the time Of the Queen funeral, he re.
ceived telegram, and opened it in the
presence OF one OF his smart little
nephews, boy of G. Something in
the telegram did not altogether please
his Majesty, aud he at once began To
| tug at his ea-. The little fellow looked
up and said, TELL me, uncle, why do
you pull your carp Because ] am
annoyed, my darllng,' was the reply.
DO you always do that when you are
annoyed said the boy. Yes, my
darling, said his Majesty. And when
you are very, very much annoyed, what
do you dor persisted this juvenile
inquirer. Then pull somebody else's
ear, said William H."
From Four Leaved Glover;
A single life is most demoralizing
thing for woman. 1t makes her self
ish, stuck-up, opinionated.
The woman was never born who
wouldn't be the better for husband,
even an indifferent one.
Ills sad world, but 1t has Its allevia-
tions, after all. There's always some-
body to fall hopelessly in love with.
John Drew, the actor, speaks French
with an excellent accent, of which he
is pardonably proud, and hence he was
immensely pleased when Nine. Bern
must really come to Paris and appear
theatre, and play with me-. % Mr.. Drew
was naturally flattered to have his
French so greatly appreciated. He felt
several inches taller as be answered /:
Really, Nine. Bernhard, this is most
gratifying. What sort OF a part would
you like to have me play?" "Oh, "
said Mme. Bernhsrdt, with her sweet
est smile. naturally, the part OF an
Englishman. p"
William Cobbett, in his "Advice to
Young Men," tells them that woman
wanting in energy il one whom 1t il
better to marry, for she will make her
children indolent, and her servants lazy.
But how is the young man to know
whether she upon whose smiles he is
doting is lazy or notf He gives certain
indications and tells how young mar
a friend of his, was Eut off merely by
a single phrase he heard fall from his
lady love. He was visiting at heI
fathers house, and he heard her asl
; her sisters: "Do you know where oul
J needle is?" That was enough. III
went away as soon as WAS consisten
, with good manners resolved to hav,
, nothing more to do with one who haC
needle only in partnership with others
: She could not be an energetic girl
or else she would have needle of he
own, and she could not be one likely {,
: keep her house in an orderly way, o
else she would have known where tina
fractional part OF the needle was.
From that bright and breezy it'll
magazine, yclept The Sohoolmaoter
{ The strongest sentences of Shakes
, penre are paralleled in the Scriptures.
| Correspondence Is dangerous
method OF controversy.
q Wait for the lame but never for tn
[ lazy.
t A hungry man needs no sauce.
1 The best way to serve God is to he'll
5 mankind.
y If you don't know anything it's be
cause you don't think.
t Frequently fellow who can't ge
. what he wants is finally glad to tax
b what he can get.
d When the weather is hot keep you
/. temper cool.
!. Live the life of your time and tax
It your share In its battles. You will b
made thereby, not only more effective
d but more manly and generous.
i They gave him something to do at tn
# State House--not busting, not sweerin
i but something to do with errands
g and now he cannot see his plain, poo
/. friends.
!. When poor man in communit
% seeks justice from rich man, whethe
10 he gets it or not, he has nude the ricl
II man his enemy and becomes thereafte
Il victim of his tyranny.
o III you are at odds with man WHOM
t you respect, shake hands with him
10 Let no man he your enemy save th
is knaye-and save him II you can.
e A Thousand railway cars are noede
D. to handle the peach crop in one count
g In Southern Missouri.
The Rev. Mr.. H. was good mar
:. but very fond OF chewing tobacco.
One day he was caught In shove
in Illinois, and going to cabin neal
by, knocked at the door. A sharI