The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1901-02-16

1911 p. M.-The excitement since
got part OF myself away from thaI
mans mustache has given me palplta-
tiOn of the heart I wish had some
sort of a bracer. But in it all 1 have
learned a great deal about myself Inc
mystery seems to be pretty well clear
ed nm. row. After leaving the man
uustache I was caught up by a SenLle
breeze and carried 10 the stem OF d
fan nippin on corner fruit stand
5rbere I met one of my kind who de-
cIared that he knew my ancestors. re
noticed a resemblance right away. HE
must have been a soldier, Tor ne tOIu
of his charging with my ancestors upOl-
a squad of ieucocytes near SIouC
mans thorax The failure OF the charge
had brought new wrinkles to his lace:
Being of an inquisitiVe turn OF nina
and highly DESTROYS of solving my mys-
terry I asked him many questlohs' ~
said that every pain IN my slue mean
a separation from mySelt. his eApI&
nation of the process was very inter-
estine to me- I told him that L ha1
had almost twenty pains. he yaWhe9
and said that by actual count ne HdG
had ,254, 80 in his time, ana nguteu
that he still had a fairly long me- pe
fore him. 1 hope I'll not duplicate ms
stunt. Still hankering for tonic
bade my worthy informant goodDy anu
made a bee-Iine for drug store
Scarcely had I got inside the store
than 1 was attracted to a glass IlILe u
to the lips Of a pretty youns "oilIeiI
In nv effort to get to the beverage
slipped and fell into the deepest par
of if. I made for the nearest place OF
so fetv landing on her lower mp Inc
woman had been pertaining her bfeaIh,
so I tried to get into her fur cape away
tom the odor There was a SLfOng
eoort of moth halls in the fur-a scent
that 7 couldn't stand-so / determined
to rart company with her. l landeu
in the hair of an elderly man buying
sure grip preventive. WdutSu "
stay with the man, but l couldh &C
custom myself to the halr OIL ne uSeU'
and so I sadly departed
/ 12.2o p N.-This thing of being a
I grin germ is not what II IS cracked
M 20 be I have had more genuine
trouble within the last three MN Ives
/ tbsn one could shake a stick at After
! Ieo--iner the drug store 1 went uD 10
an elevated station There zen IN
Nth a Young man who got into the
sr,oIzins car in a train going south-
Feeling fatigusd I stretched cut LOT
nan in the soft down on his upper ilp'
NJ a sudden I experienced most I'M
cannv sensation. I felt that I was
I suffocating. I found myself enYelopeo
; in . dense cloud of something th2r az
/ first sr7eIt like burning hair mace
a bold dash and got away from the
O6Or II was clgafetle SlltoHC, oihi'
nave learned, and my informant
Thought I was lucky to ESCAPE Win
nv life. 1 scrambled off at the next
station. 1 stopped to glance over me
headlines of the papers on the counter.
Somebody came along. UnooserVed py
me. bought the paper 1 was LOOKING At
oIIicIlIy rolled it up and stuck II INTO
his pocket was so surprised tnat
didn't have time TO get or the Sheee,
| After a time that seemed eternity
came out of that mans pocket, ln
the course of my Incarceration l dld
the separating act many times. mat
PAPER was read by everybody III the
family that night. I hope none Oh the
cases will be serious.
12:45 p. Nj am beginning to fee
that 1 am not on good terms with my
self. Just a minute ago / ran plunl
into one of myself. I was almost
ecstatic with joy. but when he gave
me the cold shoulder / almost tainted
I gave him to understand that ne
should show greater respect to me, but
he said he had just been in company
of a millionaire and felt that he was
not an ordinary germ any longer.
rointaS eEt TO him that y1der all con