The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1901-05-24


neigbbors ars making threats.-Baif-
more American.
VIGIL understand you are related
to that pretty woman over In the cor
ner. wagg-Only By marriage. Wigg
Who is shes Wagg-My wife
A Possible Explanation.---'I wonder
why the Struts didn't invite US TO their
daughters weddiugg" Maybe they
didn't want us."-Chicago Record.
Necessary Discretion: 4 suppose
you'n be telling people that I'm fool
NO. dear. there are some things we
must keep to ourseives-r-Tit-B Bits.
And 50 both your children are study
Boston studying to be an architect and
Tom is in New York learning to be a
miIliner."
wife-It was very nice OF you to
bring me this candy. Husband-Yes; it
reminds me OF you. Wife-How gal
liant. So sweet. ehg Husband-So; 50
expensive
Yes" remarked sqnild.g. I made
myself a present OF this ailsie box on
my birthday" Giving yourself airs.
ehsv added MISUNDERSTANDING
Chronicle.
Bluegrass Aristocracy: ~And is she
reckoned one OF the aristOcracy IN Ken
= tuckysr "Oh. decidedly. Her family
: tends with the very best people there"
} Detroit Journal
: Mrs. Henry. the alarm
? clock just went on. Mr. Sleepy.ze Chalf
: asleepl-Thank goodness. l hope tn
thing'n never come back.-Columbus
(Ohiol State Journal
my darling lie gurgled. Il cannot
understand what you see in me 10 make
you love me so" well. Jack" she
replied. that's what pa and ma and all
+ the rest Of the folks say"
+ Quickly Adjusted. Reporter-There's
n newsboy on the street yelling out
s lot Of sensational stun that isn't in the
, paper. Great Editor-Gee Whitaker.
: Then put it ln.-New York Weekly.
/ Hully Gee: She-I wonder who It
was who wrote Drink to Ne Only with
Thine Eyes" He-Maybe il was the
same fellow who invented the express
sion: Here's looking at you-"-Phila-
delphia Press.
why did they break of the engage
mentgr 4 don't know. l saw panied
expression cross his face one night
when she asked him Il Joan OF Arc
was Noah's wife, but. Of course. a
trivial thing Ike that wouldn't eadss
it."
You believe. then. after all that
Shakespeare wrote the plays himselft'
She-Yes: but 70 make sure. the first
time I come across him IN heaven III
ask him. But s'pOse he isn't there 2
Then you can ask MIN. 1-Brookiyr
Life.
The following call for professional
services was sent by a local resident Il
: a doctor in a neighboring town; Deal
Doctor: Ny wife's mother is at death
door. Please come at once and see
.as you can't pull her through. '-Kansa
a City Journal
ms Too much Of a good thing: Jimson-
led What became OF that man who ha'
be- twenty-seven medals for saving peopl
IT'S in one day when he had them all OIL
i've and the weight OF EN- sunk him--NeN
a York Weekly
VII THAT IS a cosy-loOking couch. oil
Is man" yes. but l never get near IL.
whats the natter" We'll. there ar
only three pillows that I'm allowed t
put my head on. and l can't stand th
a. wear and tear Of picking them out frol
al the other seven"
hlv "Oh. no. they haven't always ha
money; they are mere upstarts-g'
as rich during the boom period" Ii
inc deed? How did it happen-trust
-, gold miner 1T was more sudde
-v.s than anything of that kind; her fath'
o,o wrote a historical noveL"-Chicas
ade Times Herald.
on q see il is maintained by some pc
* a ole that miracles still occur" so tn,
uilt do. one happened at our house Ia
ont night. NV wife discovered after il VI
Yes. too late TO do any ordering that v
ome didn't have thing in the way Of I
freshments around the hOuse-and 2
SON body called. Chicago Times Herald
Quite Proper: Miss De Style-O
-e-s- I'VE Just planned the sweetest East
sSor bonnet. It's 10 be- Mrs. De Sly
OF (reprovinglyl-Fie l should think dl
FOOD ing Lent at least, you would refra
'sn't from dwelling upon earthly thin;
sta Miss De Earthly, My graeiO'
I 10 mamma. this bonnet will be perfect
Lon Philadelphia Press.
~Good-evinin'. ma'am," said
tramp. presenting himself al the ba