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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
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BECAUSE
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We Pure Artesian Water from well the
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We Go not use chemicals (Which nIure fabrics) in
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soIea noen never comes contact with wood in the
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ether machines all Of very invention
guaranteed inure fabrics.
Our employees have long experience in the various
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zhy understand the treatment thu c--h particular fabric
They reside cottages, which kept
scr-p-1usy clean and sanitary.
We plain mending Buttons free of charge
We call for ard deliver all work promP.y.
Our charges are reasonable.
# you telephone MAIN 70 we will wagons
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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
Photograph the Baby.

Have you had photo taken Ct baby
That's the question every mother Is IN
teres'ed in. Baby Is baby only once in a
lifetime and what parent does not cherish
the memory OF his happy. care-free ways:
Then perhaps uukind fate has some
thing sinister in store for him, who
knows:
Have photo Of baby by all means
and don't put it off
King Bros. make A specially of child
photography at their new studio, 11C
Hotel street.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
Sailors Home Remembered.

The Sailors Home has been the hap
pr recipient of box of books and
magazines from Mrs. Hugh Morrison
of Makaweli, sent in the custody Ct
John Guild. Superintendent Isaiah
Bray has extended heartfelt thanks
to the donor. inasmuch as me read
ing matter arrived at most oppor
tune time.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
SALES.
HONOLULU. Thursday. Jan. 2i. 1901.

Twenty Eva. $3.50; 25 Waialaa,
$I2i.75: 125 Eva $40: Eva. $27.,
70; Eva, s37.3T IL; Is Haw'n Sugar,
$40; 10 Ookala. SIPS; IS Ookaia,
$l1-31 L.; Ookaia, $3.50: 10 Ooka-
la. si7.5e: 40 Cokaia- $I7.37 I-2:: so
Eva, $3.50.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25

Read the following list of prices for
genuine Eastman kodaks.-the regu-
lar prices and the reduced prices are
side by side.
THERE Is NO -.ODAk BUT THE
EASTMAN. which is the best camera
manufactured. Those We offer at re-
duced prices are in perfect condition.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
Nay Delay Sal. Of Islands

COPENHAGEN. Jan 1.-THE Dan
ISL government mas sent 70 the finance
committees Of both houses OF the rig
stag report OF the uegot iztIons be
tween the United States and Denmark
regarding the sale Of the Danish West
ladies' and also z petition signed 10y
seventeen business men Of Copenha.
gen, asking for government assistance
to make the islands profitable to Dan.
ish capital The syndicate proposes.
il their petition Is favorably enter.
tanned. to sXpend money IL Improve
ments aud in developing the islands
The proposition may delay the sale
but Il IS not likely that the rigstag
viii make further sacrifices.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1901-01-25
Beat Out Of an Increase Of His
Pension.

Pension.
A Mexican war veteran and proni-
nent editor writes: Seeing -..e adver-
- emenr Of Chamberiain.s Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. am re-
minded that as soldier In Mexico IN
Al and AS contracted MEXICAN diarr-
hoea and this remedy has kept ne
from getting an increase In my pen
sion, for on every renewal dose ~
it .restores pc II l. uneqnaIed A. i
quick cure for djarrhcea and u pleas.
ant and sals to take. I'm nase hy Bsa-
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22
Mime. Perrichet's Blunder.

Among the ephemeral sensations OF
the French capital is an attempt at
murder which was committed day or
two ago in small house near Pere La
Chaise, where for some time resided a
couple named Perrichet. 1t seems that
the master of the house had been drink
ing freely of late, each time returning
home in an increasingly ugly frame OF
mind On the occasion in question,
after particularly stormy scene with
his wife. he retired to rest while she re-
NAMED up and vowed vengance.
He slept directly under a trap door,
and in the loft above Nine. Perrichet
rugged up gallows with the intention of
hanging her erring spouse. When she
was convinced that he was asleep she
opened the trap door and let one end f
the rope down through the opening, fast
ening the other to beam; then she de-
/ scended to the bedroom and tied moose
around the mans neck and returned to
the garret to pull him up. In the mean
! LlIlfb UG dWOh0 duQ, DOAhss III q AoAiAJ
sober frame of mind, he took in the sit
uation. He disengaged the rope from
his neck and tied it around stove that
stood in the room and lifted it on to the
bed just as. his wife from above began to
pull with all her might.
Nine Perrichet, fancying that she had
her drunken husband at the end Of the
rope, tugged away until-sh had, as she
! thought, his body swinging in the void
She then made her end of the rope fast
to beam and, going to the window
shouted to her neighbors to come quick
that her 'good man" had hanged him
self When, after few moments, thf
neighbors and the police arrived they
beheld strange spectacle. The stove
vas dangling from the ceiling, while thu
supposed suicide was beating his wife il
\ a corner Of the bedroom. Nine Peril
chet was 50 severely mauled that sh
| had to be taken to the hospital. He
| husband was locked up.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22
A Minister'S Good Work.

81 had severe attack of bilious collie
got a bottle OF Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Darrhoea Remedy, took
two doses and was entirely cured,' says
Rev. A. A. Power, of Emporia, Kan. my
neighbor across the street was sick for
over a week, had two or three bottles OF
medicine from the doctor. He used,
them for three or four days without re-
lief, then called in another doctor who
treated him for some days and gave him
no relief, so discharged him. / went
went over TO see him the next morning.
lie said his bowels were in terrible fix,
that they had beenrunnings off SO long
that it was almost bloody flux. l asked
him if he had tried Chanbeflain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and he
said, No | went tome and brought him
my bottle and gave him ono dose; told
him to take another dose in fifteen or
twenty minutes if hodid not fnd relief,
but he took no more and was~ entirely
cured" Tor sale, Dy Thos. B. Magea.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22
ALTYN.

Every thing is rush these days get
tirg ready to start the concentrator;
men cutting and hanling wood others
getting the mill in shape, in fact every
spare man in camp is ar work and It
makes the camp look as il there was
something here.
There was very narrow escape from
drowning at the Cracker lake. Jackey
Stewart was crossing in o small boat and
when he was about $50 yds. from shore
the boat filled with water and sank. The
people on the shore saw the fix he was in
and Joe Heating took off his clothes ard
swan to him with a plank. When he
rescued him he had more water in him
than Jackey says he wants again for
son,e time.
I'll. Thompson, j. w. Burrows and
w. e. Jetfery were visiting at Cardston
this week and one look at the gentlemen
when they came back was enough to tell
you that they had good time.
There was very pleasant time at a
card party on Tuesday evening at the
Allyn Hotel Our genial host and
hostess are great entertainers and every
one present had royal good time and
all are looking forward to the time wher
Sam may invite usagain.
j. w. Burrows and T. L. Thompson
70 j fNr knr
they intend to start meat market. Mr.
Adam will look after the business here
while Mr.. Thompson is at Choteau
Keep your eye on Thompson; he is goins
for more than a meat market.
A new kind Of fish was caught in th'
, Cracker lake last week. Joe Keatin!
) caught it and James Laherty helped tt
| land it. 1t weighed 140 lbs and the.
) call it cousin Jack.
Mr.. Boucher the deputy game wardel
is here and woe to the one he catche
/ spearing FISH or killing any kind o
r game He.has both eyes open and tn
/ boys say there is no sport here.
Mr.. George Adam and family, Mrs
9 Hedges and family, and Miss Lila
Harris picnicked at the Blue lake las
9 Sunday. They report good time.
Sam Somes tried his luck once more a
the fishing business bnt he says it is n
use. He tramped all day, got wet, lost
$15 90 diamond stud and got three lis
that would not make a breakfast for
cat. 1t is-all off with Sam now.
= There was an elk grazing within or
- hundred yards of town the other ola
: and he did not seem bit afraid. Sc
= eral of the boys made the remark th'
Boucher won't be here always.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22
CHOTEAU.

Cnas. Kiockler arrived from Kalispell
last Friday, and accepted position with
the Choteau Mercantile Company.
Charley has been away from Choteau
about one year and returns with the in
tention of making this his permanent
home Mrs. Klockler will follow him in
a few days.
John A. Kennedy is visiting with his
family.
Mrs. O. G. Cooper and daughter Fan
ME are visiting at Dupuyer this week.
George Monroe Of Pondera transacted
business in Choteau first of the week
Geo. r. Miller and family OF .Belleview
were shopping in Choteau. Monday.
Martin Munson who was injured in
run away last week has been taken to
the Falls and placed in hospital for
treatment. His injuries are more seri
Gus than were at first supposed and he
viii probably be laid up for some time.
| Sheriff Taylor and Attorney Bair went
north last Sunday to be gone for week
or more.
A team belonging to w. w. Gamble
made things pretty lively on Main street
for while last Monday. Mr. Gamble
was in the wagon driving whsn the
horses became manageable. Mr..
Gamble was thro wn from the wagon but
was uninjured and the horses after run
ming about mile were caught.
Kenneth Mclean of Augusta visited
in Choteau Sunday.
Jos. Hirshberg & Co, are building 4
large ware house near their store.
B. M. Richardson OF. Collins was trans
acting business in the county seat Fri
day.
4 The county jail has been repainted
and thoroughly renovated. "Shorty'
Russell did the work.
County Treasurer Gordon is having
the Dunlap property repainted, and
Uuder Sheriff Acton viii occupy it after
| Sept. lst.
The Helena Record man was in tow
Wednesday hustling subscri ptions TO
the paper.
Senator Mitchell and A. J. Cowell hav
bought large tract of land on the Tetol
, just northwest of town and are now a
: work fencing and improving the same
These gentlemen expect to engage 10 th'
cattle business on an extensive scale
5 Mr.. Cowell expects to dispose Of hi;
: sheep and will no longer live on the fa
T. of the lamb.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22

G. B. Toole Of Round Grove came up
from the Falls Friday. Chas. Moberly
met him at the train and took him out
to his ranch.
Abe Wallenstein's familiar face was
seen on the streets Sunday. Each time
Abe visits us fresh consignment of
Queen Mary and Chancellor cigars is re-
ceived by our merchants.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22

Through the months of June and
July our baby was teething and took. a
running off of the bowels and sickness
of the stomach" says Q. P. M. Hol iday,
of Deming, Ind. "His bowels would
move from five to eight times a day. I
had bottle OF Chamberlains Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in the
house and gave him four drops in tea
spoonful of wafer and he got better at
once" Sold by rhos. B. Magee.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1901-08-22

The laws of health require that the
bowelsamove once sach<dagand- one cf
the penalties for violating this law ia3
piles. Keep your bowels regular by
taking dose OF f'Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets when,ueccessary anal
you will never have that severe punish
ment inflicted upon you. Price, 25eeataA.
Ror sale by Thos, B. Magee,,
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26

The Senator had few figures and
number Of convictions based on the
fact that he is the author and was the
governor Of South Carolina when the
bill was passed. His egotism 10 so over
wtelming that he 10 unconscious OF il
himself. 1t is the great fact about him.
Without it he would not be Tillman.
Naturally as we are all anxious to see
distinguished men in their most char
acteristic phases and moods, Was glad
that his cold had not extinguished his
egotism 30 completely AZ it did some of
his consonants. He told story OF the
sort most likely to amuse an audience:
One of the citizens Of his state was in
the habit Of occasionally returning to
his home late at night and in state OF
intoxication. The mans wife did not
object to moderate drinking but she
did object to drunkenness. She adj
vised him when he was out with his
friends to call for sarssparilla Whenever
he felt that he had had enough whis.
key. He said to her, my dear, when /
have had all the whiskey want l can't
say sarsaparilla." 1t is a long word
even for sober person. cannot leave
the subject OF humor and end this letter
without telling you how much | like
your own. 1t is cup OF wine long hid
in the deep delved earth and with q
flavor individual and indefinable. Hold
a beaker to my lips soon. (After
Keats.)
Faithfully.
ELEANOR.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26
THE BRITISH DOCTORS
Are Doing Noble Work at Their Office
in the Sheldon Block, Conner 18th
and N Streets-Numerous Re
variable Cores are Being
Repofted Daily.
Reported Daily.

I\GPO1VCo AoAy'
4 staff OF eminent physicians and
surgeons from the British Medical In
stit1te, at the urgent solicitation of q
large number OF patients under their
care IN this country. have established
a nermanent branch OF the Institute in
this city, at the Office. corner OF Eleventh
and \ streets, in the Sheldon block
These eminent gentlemen have de-
cided to give their ssrvices entirely tree
for three months (aaedicines excepted)
to all invalids who call upon them for
treatment between now and Nov. 9Th.
These services will not only consist of
consultation, examination and advice,
but also OF all minor surgical operations.
The object in pursuing this course is
to become rapidly and personally &C.
suainted with the sick and afflicted. and
under no condition will any charge what
sver he made for any services rendered
for three mouths to all who call before
Nov. 5th.
The doctors treat all forms of disease
and deiormities, and guarantee a cure
10 every case they undertake. At the
first interview q thorough examination
is made; and. il incurable. you are frank.
ly and kindly told 90; also advised
against spending your money for use.
less treatment.
Male and female weakness, catarrh
and catarrhal deafness. also rupture,
goitre, cancer. all skin diseases and ali
diseases OF the rectum are positively
cured by their new treatment.
The chief associate surgeon OF the
Institute. assisted by one or more Of bis
staff associates. is in personal charge.
Office hours from 8 q. N. till 8 p. m.
No Sunday hours.
Special Notice-If you cannot call
send stamp for question blank for home
treatment.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26

She-Your friend Smyth seems to be
a confirmed old bachelor.
Hs-Oh, he'll meet The wrong woman
some dsy.-Town Topics.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26


myself l should never enjoy laughing
again. II you could only get out OF the
habit Of laughing you would not be
expected to laugh at the great Ameri-
can joke which is the most brutal,
coarsest, most insolent wit anywhere in
the world. l find have tried to tell
you what humor lie not. knew before
hand l could not tell you what it is.
Whatever it lie it is elusive, darts here
and there. In the right kind you can
not put your finger on a word or two
and say, ut Is here" 1t is a mood. the
result Of certain temperament. No
amount Of culture can generate it. 1t
is inherent, born with a baby and he
takes it with him. A sense OF humor
will keep man from making fool Of
himself, from growing crazy, or too
conceited. 1t shows him things in
their right relations and proportions
and prevents him from making too
much either Of good fortune or bad.
The Journal company is providing
series Of lectures, musicales and enter
tainments which do not require a stage
at the auditorium this winter. FOR
dollar the company sells reserved seat
to lecture by Senator Tillman, Cap
tain Hobson. the kissing officer, to hear
the election returns, the show Of the
Grecian Art Co., Chester Holcombe, the
Oberlin Glee Co.. dorado Taft. the in
terestins but knows-it-all sculptor,
Seton-Thompson, and the Bell Ringers.
Last winter this course was very popu-
lar. The auditorium accommodates
large number and it is thus possible to
sell each ticket for small fraction OF
profit. The attractions are Of high
order and families buy a number OF
tickets. The course is instructive as
we'll as entertaining. as you may zee by
the list, and the head Of a family reck.
ons that he is educating bis family at
very small expense to himself. The
course is boon to Lincoln and is 80
considered by the population.
Did you ever hear Senator Tillman
lecturer He makes quite different
speech on a political topic. He adj
mitted himself that he could not talk
effectively unless he got hot" He is
self made man and perfectly satisfied
with his exertions and the result OF
them. He has the pleasant southern
brogue. His tongue slides over the
consonants and fingers tenderly on the
yowels 10 the old South Carolina way.
He said he had "veh-y baad" cold in
his head so "baad" that he vas per-
fectly willing to exchange it "foh
veh.y" few days for some clearer head
unteuanted by cold. "Aftah that Id
want my own back again, fob am veh-y
we'll satisfied with it." There was no
light persiflage about Senator Tillman's
speech. He has fought his political
battles with the strong undiluted
speech of the people and he was FESTIVE
because in the natural boundaries or
limits Of speech on temperance be
could not abuse anyone. He intiDated
that he needed husky opponent. The
dummy, John Barleycorn, could not hit
back, and his inertness disconnected the
Senator, who is an old-fashioned stump
speaker, with twist to his mouth and
the characteristic emphasis and chal-
longing manner of his type. He vas
worth hearing once though his talk
lacked form and he uttered his ideas as
they came into bis head. and they came
into and out Of his head in tumble.
He talked about the dispensary law
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26

October %, 1901.
Dear Penelope:
lou ask me what constitutes a
sense OF humor?" This from you to
me! The literary woman asking the
humble housewife whose thoughts re-
Volve only about her Jack, such a deep
question! 1t is as il Moan Webster
should consult his hired man for the
Greek roots Of word which finally
arrived in America through Latin and
French route. But it is inpolite not to
answer questions; remember that, Pc
nelope. think sense OF humor is
the one thing on earth that cannot be
initiated or assumed. l never saw two
alike. Did you? There are people who
think they have ssnse of humor that
really have it not. Such as these are
bores. They are always making plays
on words. Their wit is wholly verbal.
1t is not even skin deep. l believe
humor is talent for perceiving the
obvious and not saying anything about
it. These people who make plays on
words. ali! and that is an All! of ia
tigued experience! think they alone have
true sense Of humor. All! how often
l have heard them repeat an unquota-
BILE banality quite undismsyed by the
silence Of the audience mortified for
them. Then you know the men and
women who skim the funny columns Of
the daily papers Tor jokes to repeat on
inopportune and impossible occasions,
l am using these exclamation marks on
you, Penelope, because Of what | have
suffered from the class l objurgate.
Exclamation points are the oaths of
punctuation: the irrepressible, unintelli-
gible sounds Of pain or impotence.
You know Jack says l would make a
fairly agreeable companion if there were
not 80 many things and people | pos
itively cannot endure. Anyway he is
cured of repeating stale jokes and of pun
ming in my presence. 1t was his one
habit in the days Of our courtship that
used to make me afraid that before we
had been married long l would be driv-
en- to the court Of incompatibility. But
the dear fellow gave it up though he
was as addicted to it as most men are
to tobacco. The test Of true love can
60 no further and l appreciate his self
sacrifice. But when he hears other
women's husbands telling for the hun
dredth time Jokes no worse than his
favorite pre- nuptial ones, he is thankful
to me for my frankness. But anyone
ought to be grateful when he discovers
that someone has prevented him from
making a nuisance Of himself.
But about the sense Of humor, | al.
ways do stray off to Jack. His weak
pesses are more stimulating than other
mems virtues and points. Humor is
the individual way Of looking at things,
and in the color one obtains from that
vision one is able to tint the words
describing ''things" to another. Or it
may be done without words printed or
spoken. Once in the company of deaf
and dumb boy looking on at street
accident and not approaching the COM
icality Of it, l was given a new vision
by the luminous expression OF the boy
who grabbed my arm and looked the
point. Most American humor OF the
street and shop kind is repulsive. 1t is
broad, vaudevilhan, and familiar. The
stolidity Of the Englishman is prefera-
BILE. He does not understand Jokes
very we'll, but on the other hand he is
not grinning at some contre temps
ha q
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26
DR.. BENZ. F.. Bailey,

Office, Zehruns Block. Residence, 1913
street Phones, Office SIS; residence 81.
Hours, . to 10 A. NJ, II to 12 30, 2 to4P.M.
Evenings, by appointment. Sundays IL to
z. N. and by appointment.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1901-10-26
THB COURIER
LINCOLN LETTER.

Lincoln, Nebr.,
October %, 1901.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-04-12
You can,t Lose FIe.h o. Appetlte.
Farmer city, TiI., Dec. 20, 1900

Farmer City, H., Dec. 20, 1900
Pepsln Syrup Co, Monticello III.
Gentlemen: - My seven-months-old
baby was troubled a great deal with
his stomach and bowels. | had tried
numerous remedies with no good re-
suits, until the baby lost much flesh
and was in very poor health. A friend
recommended Dr. Caldwell Syrup
Pepsin. procured a 10c bottle at
'Hud's" drug store and gave the. con.
tents TO the baby accordins to direc-
tions, after which there was decided
improvement in his condition. Have
been giving him Dr. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin for about . month with very
satisfactory results, his stomach and
bowels being in good healthy condi-
tion and his former weight regained.
Very truly yours. Allie Jackson.
Sold By all druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1901-04-12
somethIna For Nothing.

To get something for nothing is
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that; both papers one year for only
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absolutely without extra cost to you,
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Remeber the Live Stock Inspector
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copies sent on request.