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New-York tribune., 1901-07-24
Amneemfnts.

CASINo-2 .Is-s :16-F1oradors.
CHERRY BLOSSOM GRoVE-s:3n--vaudevi
EDEN MUSEE-Day and Eyenng-Norld In wax
KEITH S-continuous Performance
KNfCE FPBOCEER THEATRE-S:lS-The St.oners
MANHATTAN BFeCH-3 -3.3o-Sousa ana His Bana-S-
China Pains Firewo-ks-9-Ihe casino '''fi'
PARADISE GtRDENS-s:f5 10 12-Naudevine
PsSTcR'S-Dsy and Nigat-Eontnuous snow.
ST. NICHOLAS DEN-s:l5-Katenborn orchesIrai
Concerts.
TERRACE GARDEN-The bohemian Girl
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

France seizes Yun-Nan, the actual partition OF
China will begin. and it will be grnb-as-you-
can performance in which Great Britain, on the
coasts of all three Of the seas of CHINA. VIII
doubtless play leading part.
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

Before yon lears the eitr for 1our summer ont
fne be 10 subscribe for TIE TRIBUNE You srilI
fri lost uifhoat it, The address ulH be changed
often desired
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

Heat and humidity have done their worst. and
New-Yorks reputation summer resort is
ruiued beyond repair, for this season at least
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

Governor Allen leaves Porto Rico under cloud
less skies. in pleasing and merited contrast with
the lowering clouds OF distress and fancied in
jury under which he first assumed the burdens
and responsibilities Of his political stewardship.
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

Lord Cromer is Minister PlenipotentiarS IN ui
British Diplomatic Service. and has been aSen' sN
Consul-General in Egypt since 1885,
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

raise hand. Such practices merit the severest
censure. Can no change for the better be hoped
for?
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

TISCOUNT CROuER MADE AN EiRL-
London. July 2s-King Edward has raised Evelyn
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

William c. Whitney has left town for ws,.,
Long Island. and will spend a few davs
country place there previous 10 sailing for = as
day. 10y on satur-
New-York tribune., 1901-07-24

Frederick ". Vanderbilt came into town yesta--
day from Newport. There is foundation fo- the
story that he Is suffering from nervous prostra-
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
Sliitociucu0 etiife5.

Gn COB etloGimeO elsr osiaa en-, iom IT
rant til 8loU % alminpeli8t Separations
arbeioe. IAN iao en- iabl5 4loos ittats peo at
itrioe til u. &c. 9ettrfen
Lock Box liz. anmfronQ. Sc
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
SauIt Sgrnel0rer.

Gn Del ubbdnnet, ugift Ulano sner
3oinoe. iom tilbsrer ben lutberltt
Girte, o9 fom bar 5oritanb. Gone oa
Chi til al u%nber0iie oanfe Bern mDo
en- rimelig 9gn, fan faa pIobs fom
9Brnelerer i ben banffe ebaaasIifs
lut6er1e Wenigbe0 i ST 6orn, Sbels
69 90. Soma. @eotommenoe maa
5aDe Grf1ring / at u%nberbiie, moo
tunne fbnqe % belit tiaige fpiue Or
gel / Msnio5eoens Girte. 9orelsbig
9Gloer 4niGitelien Ell Qar.
8egnrinqer om benne YIabs, leos
Taqeoe at QtteFer for 9ueligbeb eq
tioIigere 8irtIombeb Tom 8ernelRs
rsr. bebes inbienote til unbertegnsoe
me- 9ipelie al bOilien Qen Der fors
l~o'.1ss.
Inn gobe Gnbsfalin9er nptter BET
IKE II isse pIa6ien.
Sit 9orn. S9el6p Co.. Soma.
q. Q. Zig.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
SfrrNer nilifes.

On fpotia straoer snites nrots, bslit
oaHf. StiD III R. 9OttsrfoH,
Son enuius. Solo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
Gtball, z. 9at.

Gsnoagsn ben 3. 6e6ruar babbs ri
confirmation fer. Man feIer BET 10
gerne ION en- ~bsjtibeIig StunO, naar
nogsn / IN areos betrGfter beres
Ddabspagt. 0g iaaOaH feltes bet If
fert ogTaa Der. gdItor geoerTen
lugOe blanbt anbet &onfrmanosrne
oisIe paulus' Orb pea Siabe: %
MI, 9reore. befaler ieg Goer SUB %
bans Raaoes Orb, Tom er maetigt
at opbpgge Gber % at giDs Goer Qrp
,blanot ale De beIise" ZIP. @. 20,
32). 90 ban uotalte bet gnife, al
9agens @et9pning mootte itoa lige=
ida bit og leoenoe for be 9onfrmes
reoe fom rSatob8sS tigen" too for
patriarten Satob. ut oeres 3ans
-er maatts ofte bsnoe tiIbage til bet
5teO og til Den 6oriamling, boor BE-
5efrGftebe Den gagt, Der itulDe bare
"a le0e Dem inotil beres iiDfte og ia
lige gnoe.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13

Sioits 0nsbag often bapOe ri
Menigbebsmsoe, bboroeo bsIlutteoes,
at Meni9beoen Der inbbpoer til
9rso8meoe. ION Itol afbolbes pm=
firing Mioten at npIte Raaneb.
Qigelebs bebtoges at bape 2 Wdas
neoers Stole / Sommerferisn. oQ
9aitor Eiterqaarb Og Mlenigbeoens
Didtoner fit Del 6bero at isras for,
1T faa en- 29rer. 9or gamle 2Grer.
}anbioat {. SEMEN faar ri not ittc
mere.
Der narNpgIda Gale ON at boloe
en- % Vars Set. bet er MI rigtignoi
nooet oper 5ioen. od BET bar . Gar
/ forriqe Waaneo. Ijben Menigbes
oens Organization, % oa BET aIlige=
pei er ober 5ioen, blep bet beiluttet
at uoIGtte BET til / 0lai Maaneo. loa
berOm nqrmere Iioen.
Mr8. e. sin bar oerst nsset
ing; men er M noget beore.
Sibitc uqe Ttete Der BEN ulDtte,
at en- 9ogn. bpori pal 2 WRno % en-
Dreng bleo npertsrt af ct Rortb=
tpeItern 9asfaaertog. Den enc Wano
brGbtes paa Steoet; ben anben lebeoe
np9le Elmer, og 0rengen beot ben
matte Eat.
0enne gesioen5eo taller til os,
iaabelIom mango andre, ON bppr
nebbenbiqt bet IT, at hi bao. Re9n=
itabet / 0roeu til eubper lib.
Rafte 5reOdg often. og for
5remtioen. biiosr Der Wssber / IRIS
.iionsbuist / ben ipolige gDoel; Del
bar nj ingen DGret ii0en Yaiior 6.
Utltbidien5 8ortgang.
Gn unq Manb, Wr. q. SCR
pptoges / Spgetdsien peo iio=
tie Wsoe.
Den / bisIs Oage Iaa me9st
omtalte 9apartuingg 2oegog9er
hrs. 1ation ira Sanias reiite Der
igenuem fbfte 6rsOos. % mango par
meDt peb L. .. 2ransfer Citation
for at Re ben bergmte 9erion.
Sun bilite paa fere Qrbeiosfolt o9
'agos, at bun par glao pto At aipe
oounoen til Dem, iom fortjener De-
.es 8reb / berss Qniigts Soeb; til
N Wlauo, ION reg en- @igar. ubFteote
Jun geFaIiHg on at tate ben ubpg=
Siageit bart. og Tlanoen alb
81. 9a 6eness Sog tube I'll al
laa, idape bun 5arpel til 5oltet meO
Il pGuO beLfigns cher. SUN rtgnes
+ nogIe for at o9ye "a nice oh labp".
5 fbfe gssetniug bsrfra faar.
II ,ibe retail elerfs union bar opz
lnaet at faa be HeIts screenings
luie til al lutte 81. 6 bper often -
bare. hotr often unbiagen
4ften.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
aspD Tan life btIbrsstS

rsb lesale Miblsr. ba be iffe tan Haa ben anerbns
Gd al Kret. Ter Il tuu en- nlaass a fuIt eGpubeos
ca BET fr peo fouit.twioniut Diifitr. 0s1hte teraaTs
iaqss DID al hst0uot Etlitanh al SfHmbtnotn / bet
tuitaAlite 0sr. Raar bttit Asr bltoet tHHamtrtt.
uGrtI u n uImituoi I'D tntr taar IN ouarttg pes
lfit, % raar btH bitosr belt iuf s. tr Gepb bplgsn.
% msb miHe Z 8etunhtlitu tan forHts, og bette 8sE
s~ieu9ipes TN uormais tNttnnbt pi ffrtlitn pare sets
iael ior iizbif. At ub al 1t aiffalbe %itsmtaless rts
f5terb tr IT tniet aNod cub en- bslaHei GilraHe at
Glimbtabanf.
@t Bl aips Il bnnbrses Solnra Tor tbDtri aiIioIet At
Gephts dsraaria-c az aaiarrb). ON tite tan tursres
me- Halls Catarrh Cure. Striu tfitr @trful0rt trtt.
4. Z. ebsnep 4 Co., SRie6o, 2.
~ S0tass Dos Hpoiheiett. 7at.
balls Family Pills Ct Be btSiie.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13

5baO plaOIen eaers angaor,
oa gaar aft faa at fge tin title
Sang. Sibite Qar Tom Der 10 ia
miller BERTH og rebiatte iie ION 5ar=
mere. 9g til 5oraarst iommer Der
10 andre, ben enc, en- ugift Mano, bar
.6bt Gjenbom Der, og ben anben, en-
Samilie, t9nfer NOT paa at bripe
5orretHing / gpen Gt9an. 90 bet
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13

Fl e9Taa ct 9nile, at nogle Here Gam
funosfolt tunoe TONNE BERTH % 1aa
5elge nleb / bet tirtelige og triIteli9e.
2anbet % 5orboloene er faaoann,,
at Self ogfda, boao ben Sioe an
aaar. tan bare tiente meo at fGtt.
30 Ter.
@snlig 9ilien til r0anFeren@s
29Teye.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
Gu Slne0,

lem CT uant I'll 4Iooalbsiae fan ila atbeis
Dc iii /. Diatts oeo a. bnpenbe ii9 III
Sotfen StterfeH,
NtasQaeiie. 1eb.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
ee,usrosu,s eoofhina 1urmp

er 81 aamHsit. eoot prgBet Ylitoet, lom opst DJ
Smaab0ru | Sanoperineeu mso inletammsn
Gufcss. Bei ber1tfger Barnet, bl9tsier euRmetAt,
lorninbiler Rei0Hoeiisn. onimer Snisrisns 9elo test
aiupfolif. bar en- msaet b~e5agsiie Smo9 % T BET
beefs Rf6sei mob Tiarrhoe. S9iqes a. Llaaaif3
operaIf I gsreeu. Nrtien er 25 Nenfe 5leissn
nnit at forlanee Mir5. 9ttH5lcips %oDttlhe
Enrut 90 tae. inaen aHDeH Slags, Ui9ois III pA0t
BEN al Dnre ben be6te Qe0tcin / aanbperioDeH.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
Vor npe
Gmeoeforretai,,g

p0a Staie Ct. (%ousrior 6romsus Cnrts)
oabnes nqiie uss % anbeiolts til 4anoss
manOs Ss9nine. vi Slaes til 5lset ben
6srenbe grbsios ubieres bur iat ga til mo.
Osrats eriisr. u. Sobnien & 60,
blair, Jebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
Yigc pnIfes.

On qig, ian ioo Hla6s III Inc Narts
I'll alntitteiis 5usatbeioe. Wan be IS ben
peuo ia til J. :. 6cwea. eaes I'll Danish
Luth. Pub. House, 1lair. 9abr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1901-02-13
,9anffercn"
cnsOus ben b. 6cbrnar 1901.
Slair. o9 Ome9u.

Saralo Senlen neD til pigeon, 9ottaz
nattami Co.. ST., bOor Yaftor o.
Grill, Iom befenpt er pr9it. 4arfaz
gen til Reiien bar. at paItor 9riQ's
lille Batter, Der 10 bleO feot Suleaf
ten, ftuloe oebes.
Senbag Morgen prGoiteoe 8dftor
$. SenTen ST. 10a, bporefter Yaftor
Grin felb ubfgrte 0aabs6anblin9en.
6ao6erne pare gr9itcrne 80. 9b.
SenTen og 6aralb SEMEN. Deb ct
Mgoe ben pad Gftermiooogen talte
begge be beiegenbe greiter og
Manbag @ftermibbag penbte gaitor
SEMEN bjem, / 5elge meO W2r. pau
peterien, Der bdooe pRret / Sma6d.
Mrs. SanIen, Der iuft er foms
met 6iem fra Woorhedo, Sd. Far, efs
ter 6bab pi bgrer, tgbt Pdfor Siers
Gus / 0erterbiae, bbor Mrs. Wlunt
/ lRngere lib bar beet.
= 8aqge 8rner ootr 6lroer. araber
5unneler esnncHl 9lerQene, bnQQer
gp,r. ilm'er .mmen pad be ipreot5
etumper Of 6ns 8p9tiabeo = BET
fr. hbaO Rod9 Uiou tain Ssa u0rsttsr.
81 Gents. 6orbet Dos Deres Qpoteier.
Mr. '3uoolD6 6anfen afIagbe for
ct par Dage iioen ct 6Orretntngs6ez
feg / @dibington. Reb.
Snobnggtzns / por lille 9p bar
/ BEN TiOite Ige alaoet fla OeO et pra9s
tigt 6nnefere, og bele 9agen bar aa=
netlotterne lnot - alt irlens Sn1us
en8d pg 5ortelelIe raier.
6unen qaler ofte ober 2Gg Iom
be life bar lagt. Oct famine 9er
Tolf Iom falger en- Gfterliguinq At
Rocfb Mountain 5ea, Tom er bleost
bersmt gennem 5be Maoiion Weoiz
cine COS Qbertisiementer. 80 Gts.
8orbsr bos 9eres Qpoteter.
Eorleoen Dag bieoes Mifs I'm
ME Rdsmusfen til Mr. Ri6arO
0ielIen fra Drum. @ielIen fanot
eteb / 8rubens 6iem / 9erterbiae.
% gaTtor u. 2arion uOferte ben be-
lige gambling.
De 9DgiFte Dor poa paitor Car
ions 6arm / 9rum.
mrs. 6,nr9 65yitenfen er for
9iben pua geipg / 8af6ington, hpor
Wr. gbriltenien. Tom tiOligere meoz
belt, bar begpnot en- NJ Jorretning.
Drift Roct9 mountain Yea. Ct
boorlebeg bet ubfn00er Giften. 10
hporleoes bet genop!ioer 0eres glof
90 Qerber og briuaer nsn 6drnli9s,
olaoe TelelIe tilbaqe. 80 Cts. 6or
bsr bos 9:res Qpotster.
s Gsybags forlo0 gliIs @liis'
S.ergenien Blair, efter at bare til
bragt gintersn paa Blair Goae8e.
@iOfe Genhag praoiteoe qas
for 5rimpDtzlisler / lin Wlenigbse
/ Argo.
ees smsO n. 5o3nfons aper-
tisIement.
9rs0foriifrin9.
Run 6eolie uoicst 9Oscs bru9es
6orfRroigsIie at
Acme Patent Flour.
7ttte iitrer qoot Sreo.
9aIfor u. 8asmusien er Denot
hism fra 1T geigg / Orb, Heb. pa
TOR Rasmusien mebosler, at @anb
6. gbriitenfen befnoer fig rtgti9 bel
/ I'm 8irtetreos.
mein6ranbt & U}saoo betaler
bsiea.e qris for 50in pad Metns
branbts gamle Stso.
mr. 8. :. 5anIen. Der for Il
seu orbei6er I Dan. 2utb. Publ.
0ouTe, Tgtter I g~a99noeiIen al n9ite
Waaneo ub paa Den Gdrm, ban bar
leiet | Drum.
SIR. Simon Simonien bar al
Isrs0s leiet 6anisa2 9ls ber / 9pen
Mrs eDiusIosu's goofbtaa Surnp
~ q. oamueit. ooof DrgBet Wlihbet, TOM + optt 1J
Nar bar prret brnef al IftutoHcr Dteors inf etfsf
snaaab6rn Sanoperiosen, nt mss i Gsarm,qgs
tnrniokfFsr DstpuheI{gu. ouimer Smfrteus 9tlD tpl
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
Fruit a, "a Medicine.

According to celebrated health ex-
pert, blanched almonds give the higher
nerve or brain and muscle food. and
the man who wishes to keep up his
brain power will do well to include
them in his daily bill of fare. Juicy
fruits give more or less the higher
nerve or brain food, and are eaten by
all men whose living depends on theii
clear-headedness. Apples supply the
brain with rest. Prunes are said to at.
ford proof against nervousness, but are
not .muscle-feeding. They should be
avoided by those who suffer from the
liver. But 1t has been proved that
fruits do not have the same effect
upon everybody. Some men cannot
eat apples without suffering from acute
dyspepsia. Fruit cure" is form OF
treatment which is quite the rage in
continental Europe now with persons
suffering from real or imaginary NAL.
aides.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
o,.le.. Family in G,s.. britain.

F. L. OBrien, of Dublin, in speaking
of the antiquity of some of the Irish
families. told the following story:
There lives in the North of Ireland"
said Mr.. OBrien. "a family named
ONeil. Their greatest claim to promi-
nence lies in the fact that they are the
Oldest family in the United Kingdom.
When Plantagenet, Tudor or Guelph
was not, the O'Neil was. They ruled
as kings before ever William looked
with covetous eye across the English
Channel toward the white cliffs OF AL
bion. This long line of descent has
bred in the family reverence for
their ancestry that approaches idol
airy. The handspring of their life and
action, the pride of their being. is that
a long line of dead and long since for
gotten O'Neils carry them back in the
direct line to the Dark Ages. AS may
be imagined, their family tree is colos-
sal in it's proportions. 1t has a length
of something like eighteen or nineteen
feet, and when it is unrolled at the
castle a holy hush falls over all. TIC
a visitor there some years ago was,
in due course OF time and as special
mark of favor. shown this marvellous
pedigree. Stretched on the enormous
billiard table, it Tapped three feet at
either end. The visitors eye ran
back over that ! thy line of O'Neils,
long since turneu 10 dust. and he won
dered why they took SO insane pride
in their descent. Just then he became
conscious that that thought had oc-
Cured to other aliens, who had before.
times seen the O'Neil family tree. A
penciled note in the margin, about hall
way down the tree, caught his eye. II
read: Just here came Adam New
York Tribune.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
QUAINT MONARCH.
IS LUiTPOLD THE PRESENT
RULER OF BAVARIA.
King In Fact Who May Soon become
King In Nams-He Recently Cello
brated His Elghtieth Birthdsy-The
Abiest of European Monnrchs.

The recent celebration of the SOth
varia, has served to call attention to
one of the least known. yet ablest, of
European monarchs. While not King
in name, Luitpold is such in fact, per-
forming the duties of sovereign as re-
gent for his insane nephew, King
Otto. Additional importance attaches
to his person just now, from the fact
that the King is very i'll and cannot
survive another month. according to
his doctors. When he dies Luitpold
will be actually King of Bavaria and
while his responsibilities will be in no
wise enlarged it will give him more
equal standing among the royal heads
Of Europe. With the exception of
Christian, OF Denmark, he will be, if
he becomes King, the oldest ruler in
Europe.
Luitpold is one of the remarkable
men of the old world and is said to be
the most popular prince IN Germany.
He is the one sturdy figure of a royal
family who stands forth conspicuously
and honorably in contrast with its
other weddings and incompetents.
His father was Louis l., who forfeited
his throne because he could not resist
the Establishments of Lola Montez, the
American beauty, and whose neglect of
his royal duties, while spending his
time with this adventures, brought
about revolution in 1918. Luitpold
then was entrusted with executive du-
ties. When Maximilian, Luitpold's
eldest brother. came to the throne. the
younger mans was the guiding hand
of his reign. Upon Maximlian's death
and the assumption of power by LOUIS
l.. Luitpold was for time in the back
ground, but the Kings insane desire
for pleasure and his general mental
incompetence ultimately necessitateI
his entrusting the task of governing
the kingdom to Luitpod. When Louis
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
CENTURY OLD AND WORKING.
Wonders what viii Happss to Him
When He Cots Agei.

Whsn He Gets Aged.
The new superintendent OF streets
at Calais. Me-. has Just reappointed
Patrick Meyers, who will be 105 years
old next June, to his old place as Gus
todian of the city sidewalks. a post
which he has held for 81 consecutive
years. In 1864, when substitutes were
getting from $500 to 81 900 to go to the
war. and national and state bounties
made the total sum up to 81 SEQ to ST.
800, Myers enlisted. and having passed
a successful examination as to his
physical abilities. was rejected on ac-
count of his age. being 6S years old at
that time. 1T was discouraging to
me- said Myers, in speaking of the
matter last week. Il was a poor man,
and the bounty money would have
bought me a fine home, which should
have enjoyed after serving out my
time in the army. / felt so bad that
didn't care to do any kind of work
for nearly a year. knew l was as
strong and healthy as ever was, and
age doesn't count to men built the way
! was. After time | secured job
for the city to work on the streets.
When l had been digging sewer bitches
and shoveling dirt for ten years they
put me in charge of the sidewalks,
where l have been for a long time
My work is not hard but it keeps me
busy. l earn my money and intend to
stick to the work as long as they will
have me-" The old man lives in
small house. which he has bought and
paid for out of his earnings at s1.50
day. His widowed daughter acts as
housekeeper for him. Report says he
has a tidy sum in the local savings
bank. His body is bent from hard work
and he limps at times when the rheu-
matism gets into his legs. but his gen
eral health is still good. He eats his
three meals day and sleeps ten hours
every night. He has smoked two TO-
cent plugs of tobacco a week for the
past "a years, never any more nor any
less. Years ago he took a glass Of
whisky when he fel. that he neede
1t, but was never addicted to the habit
Since he has passed his hundredth
birthday he has frequently regretted
that he was not permitted to enter the
army. "1f had served year or two
said he, Il could get pension to help
me out when | grow old and unable to
work. Lots of men younger than
am who were in the army and never
received scratch are drawing as much
as $l2 month, l am told. d."-Chicago
Journal.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
A Curious Trade.

The custom abroad of placing femi-
nine boots and shoes outside the bed
room for the porter's tender ministra-
ton, SO severely criticised by Ameri-
cans, who are accustomed to seeing
much smaller sizes on their women
folks, has led to curious trade in
Paris, by which womans vanity is
quantity illustrated. 1t appears that
ladies with large feet, when staying
at hotels nowadays, carry with them a
couple CT pairs of tiny shoes, which.
instead of the ones they wear, they
place outside their doors for the SER
wants to take away and clean. All the
big boot and shoe shops in Paris now
make specially of these tiny foot
wear.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
IN SELF POSSESSION
There Is. Says Walter Damrosch, an Inn
pOrtant quality.

p0rtant Quality.
The man who makes public appear
ances must have self-possession. says
great experience that this quality is
all-important. There have been times
when the slightest perturbation on
my part would have made my orches-
ira play out of tune. The musicians in
an orchestra place just as much faith
in tleir conductor as do soldiers in
their general. The best example OF
this quality l ever witnessed was
aboard an Atlantic liner. The second
day out we ran into violent weather.
The propeller shaft broke. and we
were drifting helplessly. The waves
ran high and general scare ensued.
Hysterical women ran hither and
thither and the men were pale and
nervous. The officers. not knowing
what had happesed, at first. were OBJ
viously frightened pandemonium
seemed imminent In the midst of it
all young man whom / remember by
the name of Stone, who was making
his first voyage. came out of his state
room in an immaculate yachting suit;
he was cool and collected. A man who
had been racing up and down. clad
in one of two scanty garments, seized
him by the shoulders, jammed him
against the rail, and frantically said:
For Heavens sake what is the mat
ter? What is the matter?" Go and
ask the captain, please" replied Stone.
Have you any idea of what is going
one?". Stone pulled out his watch, looked
at it and said, as he puffed his cigar:
II suppose it is something that hap
pens every Tuesday morning. This is
my first trip over and I'm not running
the ship this time" In five minutes
order was restored, because other ex-
cited passengers became calm at the
self-possession of the young man.
Success.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10

will represent stirring historical events
in the history of the navy The design
is the work of Ernest Flagg. the New
York architect who designed the build
ings of the Naval Academy at Apnap
oils. the Corcoran art gallery in Wash
ington and other well-known buildings.
The work will be crowded with naval
emblems and decorations. The top Will
be surmounted by quadriga of sea-
horses. On each side of this group and
crowning each of the huge piers will be
classic barges filled with naval tro-
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
THE TRUTH IS FUNNY.
Mark Twain says Most People Will L.srh
at the Plain Truth.

Mark Twain says Most People Will LsarIl
at the Plain Truth.
Mark Twain said sadly not long ago:
the truth. Tell the plain truth and
the people will always laugh at 1t. II
l get up a dinner and refer to man
as an insincere galoot-I mean a man
who is present at the dinner-he as
we'll as every one else will laugh"
When Mark Twain returned to New
York last fall after his long stRy
abroad 1t was particularly appropriate
that his first formal welcome home
should come. as 1t did, from the Lotus
club. and on that occasion joy was
unconfined. Mr.. Clemens told some
truths that evening which proved the
correctness of his theory In fact,
most of the humor of the after-dinner
speeches which he has made this past
winter has been in his presentation of
truth. Mr.. Clemens speaks with a
his eyes almost close When laughter
interrupts him he opens his eyes, mods
and looking along the line of faces
opposite him. he sometimes smiles in
enjoyment of the joke with them. Mr..
Clemens. in speaking at his first din
Ter of the things that had happened
since he had been away. said. reflect
lively: THE Daughters of the Royal
Crown-there is an American ideal
for you. God knows what specialized
form of insanity it represents. 1t isn't
softening of the brain; you can't soft
en- a thing that uoes not exist. There
are no eligibles but the American de-
scenNants of Charles the Second. How
the fancy product of that old harem
holds up!' AS he concluded this ref
erence his manner was almost savage.
Mr.. Clemens is {: prudent man, though
he says he knows nothing of business,
and he does not squander much of his
high grade marketable humor on his
after-dinner speeches. He very evil
IDENTIFY makes no preparation for them,
and he talks about whatever the oc-
casion may suggest.-Ainslee's Maga-
zine.
The Dolores star., 1901-05-10
"Arrle" Ride. the wheel.

People who have the impression that
Aguinaldo is barbarian are evidently
very much mistaken, for it is an undis-
puted fact that he is an accomplished
bicycle rider. When in Hong Kong his
favorite diversion was bicycling and he
is said to have been one of the nattiest
riders on Governors road. He wore
the regulation cycle costume and was
Invariably accompanied by his secre-
tary, Sixto Lopez, now in Boston. He
rode high-geared American wheel
and was strong, graceful rider. He
took his bicycle with him to Manila
and had it been race on wheels be-
tween him and Funston it is probable
that he would not be a captive today.