Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1901-07-14

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II ne didn't get away earlier he cud-
dent take his girl f'r buggy ride an
he's changed tn 1--WE five to four forty
eight. Dorsey will wait f'r tn six swim
/ an he'll find that it don't stop at Para
disc Manor where he lives on Satur-
dahs an .winsdahs except FridahsA In
lJert He'll get home at iiiyen o'clock
an, II his wifes frgot to lave tn lanth-
ern in tn deepo', he'll crawl up to tn
house on hi hands an knees. see
| him las night In at tn dhrug sthore
| buyin' ile iv PEPPERMINT fr his face.
''Tis a gran life in tn country says
he. TAR he says, firm tn madding
crowd, says he. 'Ye have no idee. he
says, how good 1t make man feel,
and he says, to escape tn dust an
CRIME Nv tn city he says, an watch
tn squrls at play he says. Win
walk in me own garden he says, AN
see tn VEGETABLES comm up, hope, al
hear me own COW lowin' at tn gate iv
tn fince,' he says. I f'rget.' he says,
that they'se such thing as jint to
be wiped or q sink to be repaired he
says He had a box Nv VEGETABLES an
q can ~ condensed milk undher lis
arm. TIL wife is goin' away mex week,
he says. DO ye come out an spind
few days with me, ne says. Not while
have tn strength to stay here s:ys
/. WELL he says. maybe he says,
III run In an see ye,' ne says. Is
there anything goin on at tn theay-
tres?' he says.
Il wanst spint a night in tn coun-
thry, Hinnissy. Twas whin Hogan had
his villa out near tn river. Twas
called a villa to distinguish it firm
house. II twas a little bigger 'twud be
big enough f'r tn hens an if twas lit
tie smaller, 'twud be small enough f'r
dog. 1t looked as IL twas made with
a scroll saw, but Hagen mannyfacther-
ed it himsilf out iv a design in tn pa
aper. How to make a country Home
| on wan thousan' dollars. Puzzle: find
| tn money Hogan kidnapped me wan
Afternoon an took me out there in
time to go to bed. He boosted me up
laddher into a bed room admin TIL
roof. I hope says I. Tn not dis
commodin' tn pigeons I says. There
| amt amy pigeons here says he.
What's that says I. That's a mos
\ I,,sf
have amy here?' says l. IT'S tn first
wan I've seen, says he, whackin' him
silf on tn back Nv tn neck. I got ye
that time, assassin he says, hurlin'
tn remains to tn ground. They on'y
come he says, afther heavy rain or
heavy dhry SPELL he says, or whin
they'se little RAIN. he says. followed
by some dhryness,' he says. 'Ye
mustn'a mind thim. he says. a mos
quito on'y lives f'r day. he says.
: Ills a short live an merry wan,
says 1. DO they die iv indigisthion? l
says. So he fell down through the
thrap dure an left me alone.
well, said me prayers an got into
bed an lay there, thinkin iv me past
life an wondherin if tn house was on
fire. Twas warrum. Hinnissy. I'll not
deny it. Tn roof was near enough to
me that cud smell tn shingles an tn
sun had been rollin' on it all day long
an though it had gone away, it'd left a
ray or two to keep tn place. But I'm
a survivor iv tn great fire an l often
go down to tn rollin' mills an besides
mind ye, I'm Nv that turn iv mind that
whin it's hot say it's hot an / lave it
go at that. So l whispers to meself,
I'll dhrop off, says, into a peaceful
slumber,' ] says, like tn healthy
ploughboy that | am says l. An
counted as far as l knew how an con-
Quoted a flock iv sheep in a steeple
chase an I'd just begun to wonder how
tn las thing thought " come into me
head, whin dog started TO howl in tn
yard. They was friend iv this dog in
tn mex house that answered him an
they had long chat. Some other dogs
butted in to be compannyable. l heerd
Hogan rollin' in bed an thin l heerd
him goin' out to get dhrink iv wather.
He thripped over chair befur he
lighted match to look at tn clock. 1t
seemed like an hour befure he got back
to bed. Be this time tn dogs was tired
an was thinkin' Id take a nap whin a
bunch iv crickets undher me window
begun f'r to discourse. I've heerd iv TIL
crickets on tn hearth, Hinnissy, an
used to think they were all tn money.
but amy time they git on me hearth l.
buy me pound Nv insect powdher. I'd
rather have pianola on tn hearth
amy day, an Gawd save me firm that.
An SO twas dogs an MOSQUITOES an