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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30

Now slumber eide by side.
The Thutleth ~ MAY most beau
Hful Of all eur national holidays. u
holiday Il mas be called, comes 10
Is this year frauEht with new
significance. heleiug tendcrer sym
pathy. breathiae a treshvr loyalty 60
country and taa eountry's haliowcd
ocad. Revereutly, yet With a warm
cheer and a strong hope In our hearts
ard with bright Smiles, We bear our
fragrant burdens 81 flowers and eve
orgreens to hean as memory's kindly
offerings On he graves Of cur
warriors deal. And here and
there We shall come upon a newer
stave. the Lowry tablet OF later
war. and over there a grave where
lrass had Ert evn not yet So long
awhile. and 81 ugly Il speaks Go VA
OF strife across the seas. Thus have
Ne three Memorial days in one.
Ged give them sleep. Godi give
them peace.
Qutck speed the years bearing
eereast The MID alarums OF war
ead white-Winsed Peace alike. The
ranks Of th0sa who struggled two
eoore years ag5 and DEATH passed by,
are thinning fast. shall we not
yield them honor. stand By them
while We may. comfort them. not
once forgetting. IN cur tributes 10 the
heroes that death has made today.
that TO the men Of the Grand Army
Ct the Republic. both living and
eead. We owe the nations very cN-
istence-her strength. her proud sta
tom in the world. everything in and
Of her that Is coed and great. for Il
vas they, the men Of the Grand
Army, who fought for the perpetuity
81 the Union. and did not fail In
that fight.
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On and after July iat this com
pany VIII reduce the price Of gas "a
tl.s0 per thousand. and no distlnc-
ton viii be made in the use Of gaa
for fuel and Illuminating purposeg.
The rate viii be $50 per thouss nd
with a discount OF 20c Der thousand
on all bills paid on or before tho
tenth day Of the next succeeding
month for which the bills are rend-
cred.
Bills are due on the first day OF tho
month and failure to receive bin viii
not entitle consumer to rebate unlesg
bill is actually paid on or before the
10Th instant. Bills paid by check
through the malls. must be In this
office On the 10th instant.
The discount OF 20 cents per thous-
and Is offered 10 consumers IN CON
alteration Of their paying their bills
at the office as soon as due. thus
saving the expense Of sending out
collectors.
Parties desiring to avoid the an
noyanee Of looking after their BILLS
can have prepaid meter put In ana
pay for their gas az used, at the rate
Of SIG per thousand.
The minimum charge win be Die
per meter per month on plain netcrs
and zoe per meter per month on pre-
paid meters
sEATTLE GAS & ELECTRIC co.
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Available Vessels.

The large number Of vessels avail
able for charter this year have made
q difference IN rates that r. described
a. remarkable Last year eNu0rf
firms paid as high az as. 81. per ton
for charters, tuis year f0s. r. the
svefage figure asked. Indications
are that there viii be no difficulty
experienced IN handling the wheat
for export. II + estimated that tho
Washington crcp viii yield 300. 0OD
bushels.
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DROPPED DEAD.

samuel G. smith. aged IS. a West
Seattle barber. dropped dead from
heart disease lat night while shay
INK customer man named Mii
Ter. While Htr4ppiug hls razor Smith
suddenly sank 10 bis knees and cx-
pired In a few minutes The body
WAS removed 70 Hutterworth'-
murgue. Deceased leaves a widow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30
ROANOKE
FOR NOME

The departure OF the steamer
Roanoke. % the Northwestern Trad
ing q transportation Co. for Nome
last night vas witnessed By the usual
thrung Of spectators. and ar the ves-
sci cleared the Oriental dock. a
Hearty cheer went up. which was re-
turned from those on board.
The Roanoke carries 300 pasSen-
gers ard 900 tons Of freight Tho
lux 81 the passengers are booked
Tor Nome direct. the remainder go
ing To st. Michael and Dutch Har-
bor
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AUCTION SALES.

ArCfioN sa1s Il furniture a, BioE-
rftnU.H Haif zfauma. 1919 First ave-
nue.. on EfifaW the 1isf. az i0.3)
sharp I'D sets. springs. mattress %
-. bedding. extension tables.
chairH faIdlfg beds. rockers. iron
beds. rolls # mating. curtains.
purtlefH. rugs range, heaters. fine
carpet center tables. silvcrware'
also two elegant upright pianos IN
fine tone just 40 good a. new. y.
q. HlekeFtou. augtluneer Par
ties wishing In dispose ~ furni-
turs must send Il In the day before
rafa
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A Young Contestant.

Royal G. Nelson. s. has brought an
action against r. Mcclellan 10 re-
cover $4,000 for Injuries sustained
by lighting stick 81 dynamite. be-
lieving II TO be a firecracker. II is
alleged that the explosive was lying
carelessly uncovered.
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Something for
Your Money

The Barteil Drug co. knows what
10 buy and where to buy-nnd give
you the benefit Of their knowledge.
When you 20 there you get what
you want al reasonable prices. Some
hints.
Mennen'a Borated Taicum, 25c
size ...................f he
Lazel's Violet Taicum. DC size Toe
Florida Water. all kinds. 25c size Ice
Hilbert's Violet Cream. 25c size .1Oc
Wisdom'B Violet Cream, 25c size 1bc
La Blache Face Powder. zoe size &c
Pozzon's Face Powder. zoe size SIC
Tooth Brushes. good ones. o.. I5c .20c
Horn Dressing Combs. zoe kind 1Oc
Prescriptions at reasonable prlces.
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None Can Explain Her
Marvellous Power

Many Seattle people viii regret 10
learn that Gertrud. Myren VIII be
here but a little longer. OF the
many mediums and ciairvoyantH
that have visited this city none have
given such Satisfaction. Through
her subtle power she restores lurt
affection. uuttcH the separated
causes speedy and happy marriages
tells whether husband or SWEET heart
II trtIa. or how 20 win the one you
admire. communicates with distant
or departed friends. warns you 81
impending danger. gives reliable ad-
vice In all matters n business. en-
pioyment and changes. There ~ no
home - fTearY. no life 40 blighted
no heart - sad that she cannot re-
store TO happiness. II you have
business. financial or domestic
troubles. or anxious about changes
future success and happiness. con-
suit her Charges reasonable. Room
Leland hotel. SIS Second avenue.
See her before she leaves.
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ARCHITECTS.

4. TiDEMAkD. . c9lman JIock.
MeMauua = Walker sOl = y Dix
D " maL aMInA- mL-la nnlLlna-
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EDUCATIONAL.

Clarke's PERRIN shorthand School.
private individual instruction. Pc
siuons secured. 81 Boston block.
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The AK Arrives.

A. midnight yesterday the steam
er AK put n from akagway. and
was tied up at Ocean dock The
vessel left A'aaka May p. She
brought IS first-class passengers and
ne sHcond-ciaaa
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DYtlNo AND CLEANING.

Parlsian Dye Works W cal Tor,
clean, press. deliver your clothes.
ONCE l4iN LIST ave. Tel Main l01A
AMERICAN steam Eye Works. dry
claiming. l9Ia West. av.. Min 1a7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30

THE $50 excursion rate announced
BY the Great Northern Railway pro.
vides that passengers can return
over any route.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30

nEGtLAH TlapB no AL-KL
Commencing Saturday. June I. lcav-
ing Seattle .. ! aud o'clock. until
June -. After june % regular
summer schedule leaving Al-ki
flo "a. M. Last trip leaving Seat
Tie q II =. ~ Regular trips dur
Ing day 1T frequent intervals after
June H. Six round trips on Sun
daY Camping OUTFITS delivered
anywhere On the beach. GHrUrttH
boHthouHf. foot tuiou street
REGULAR TRIPS TO AL-kt.
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CLASSIFIED ADS.
ABSTRACT or TITLE.

OsBOHRE. IHEMPEH a 90. INC.
AHHffagt Company. established
1873 Mining eialn abstracts. Base
meuf uf the Mutual Life uundinR.
Booth WhittIsaeys ttnuford Abstract
Co. established 1868 basement of
Htiisr block. Telephone Main lnf
HLAIIII- ! halranI - ~ MLk-
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Lake Washington flyer. Str. Cy-
rene. between Madison. and Ieschi
parks every 90 minutes from 8 y. m
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30
Buffalo E1uosltlon

Round trip tickets via Great
Northern railway. $50.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30

! Cooper & Levy
, Red Alaska Salmon
( An excellent article. usual
x price. per can. tac. Special to-
morruW. per can.
] iOc.
( GENUINE NORWEGIAN
l ANcHoVtEs--
z Make a splendid appetizer and
me fof Handw iehes. per ksg.
\ asc and 70e.
4 SMOKED HERRING
hox containing 81 60 90. per
box. &c.
( HOLLAND HERRING
! Per hi. 81 a. and iis0
NORWEGIAN HERRING
\ X Xxx. per hit. ttgs
SALMON BELLIES
- ENAN1 NtfMs 1Aashs
Z SALMON BELLIES Red
Alaska.
z zs-pouud Kits. tsto
\ SMOKED SALMON
Per pound. sae
4 KfPPERED SALMON
2 Per pound. -
SMOKED HALiBUT-
Per pound. &c.
z COP FISH BALLS
Per can. sac
! LITTLE NICK CLANS
z Per can lie and rnc
CLAM 61I0WDER-
4 Per can. lee and &c
\ CLAM NECTAR
! Per can. -
4 nEvfLFD CRAB
y ipouud can. soc. 2-pound can.
\ sousED mAcREREI.
I Per can ~
4 TRAITS HOMELESS RAR.
Dimes
The finest favored Hartiiue inn
ported from France. per can.
4 90. go and ~
n p
Per 1T tfT6. g 90 and q o.
OYSTERS nt.tfE POINTS.
y Per ran fze and 7nr
j CFNufED OYSTERS
y Der can. So
} COVE OYSTERS Extra &C.
inrt1
\ Per eau. ftc and &c.
-s~-~~~---------s--
! Cooper & Lew
$ Wlsl.1iI. az Retail GfGsrJ
( loi.l0e FIRST AVENUE
Bet YssIsr and washington
: Telephone Main 1872
.ra<uTHH>1HTEH
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Reliable Drugs. Reasonable Prices.
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BANKS.


PEOPLES SAVING HANK.
Second avenue and Pike 81. Capital
paid Up. fiaa GO l.. &. Ne1feldcT.
pres. J. u. Hayden. cash J. T.
greeniehf. asst cash Commercial
aavlnsH and trust business.
PUGET SOUND NATIONAL BANK
OF SEATTLE.
Capital stock paid In. IS2s.Voo: sur
plus. tat 900.
J. Fufth. pres: ]. e. Goldsmith.
vice pres II v. Ankeny. cashier.
in the United States ana Europe.
National Bank Of Commercs
Paid up capital .... $4,000
Trnnaaeia general banking business
H. e. Henry. pres. r. II. Spencer.
cash. Safe deposit vaults for rent
safe Deposit sasIt Boxes Tor Rss.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF SEATTLE
Paid up Capital il5o. 900
General banking business transacted
J. u. Hogs. jr.. pres: NJ. McMick-
en-. vice preH-. I. Turner. cash: r.
p. Psrkhurst. Asst cash. Exchange
on principal cities Of u. g. Europe.
Scandinavian American Bank
OF Seattle. \ general banking bust
ness transacted. Deposits 81 800 COO.
A. Chilberg. pres; 4. l.. Grondahi.
ist vice pres. A. II. soelberg. cash.
j. y. Lane. asst. cash No branches.
The Canadian Bank Of Commerce
Capital paid up............. 81. 900. 90
tEiEht Million Dollaws.)
SURPLUS ss-sss.ss S-.NOQ, 900
Interest allowed on time deposits.
A general Banking Business Trans
acted
SEATTLE BRANCH-Corasr of
James s.. and Second Avenue.
y. A. CAMERON MIR.
BIcYcIE HErAIRs
COLUMBIA. Hartford and vidcttc
bicycles. Christopher Bros. ili2
Second
BUSINESS CHANCES.
WANTED To buy good shingie
mill cheap IN good location. J. w.
nalcom. RaIlard.
BUSINESS COLLEGES.
LEO.s business college. Union. I'd;
Individual instruction. all subjects.
BEST methods and teachers. Acme
business College Second and Pike.
y. ". School relegrsphy; Pioneer
MlLs-n.s Haslnes. ColIege. Main tls.
CLOTHES CLEANING.
SEATTLE Clothes Pressing 90
clothes in shape ti.b0 month. dye
Ing. repairing. 1901 ard. Bun 1904.
HIGHEST prices for cast-on cloth
inE. nnye T1glor 10 starr Boyd bid
con- aACtoA ana BUILDERS.
PAFF a RoULo. store fixtures,
general 1obhing. 400 Main street
q RosELEAF. shops
az 2ls220 Spring street
COLLECTION AGENCIES.
CITY COLLECTION AGENCY. 1905
sixth avenue. Best of references.
MONEY collected. 81 Boston block.
DANCING ACADEMIES.
TWELVE DANCING LESSONS.
$3.50, ladies, ladies and gentlemen:
guaranteed waltz, two-step and all
the latest ball room dances: ex-
tremely low rate for gentlemen
Joining open classes now: Monday
and Friday evenings. $50. Will
son Dancing Academy, Pike street,
RanlSe block. rivate lessons daily.
Circulars mailed free.
NJ X anu MiAs Little Academy de-
pertinent, dancing. physical Gull
ture 80 Madison bot srd and 4th.
DENTISTS.
A. W. PHILLIPS, 81 Heussy blk.
Chicago Dental Co. h2-S HinckleV
DRAM -orEKArIU SCHOOLS
FRANK c. EGAN, dramatic and
operate coach, special summer
course In all grades of dramatic
art. eloeution. voice placing, oper-
attic force, Tuesdays and Fridays.
Suite 60. Holyoke block
Dying AND CLEANING.
Partisan bye Works-We call for,
clean, press. deliver your clothes.
ONCE his LIST ave. Tel Main i0l4.
steam I've Works. dry
cleaning 1915 West. av., Main 797
EDUCATIONAL,
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Subscribe for Re Seattle Daily
star.
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BATTLESHIP
WISCONSIN
Due at Bremerion Tomorrow VIII
Be Dpdocked.

The battieship wisconsin left san
Francisco TUESDAY for the naval sta
ton AT Hfemerton. Nothing hap
peninE to delay her, she viii arrive
about Friday. Next week she viii
De locked and treated 10 a new coat
10 paint and s1AeF repairs.
ffss
THE SPECIAL FEATURE offered
by the Great Northern Railway In
that all tickets 70 Buffalo arc good
over any route returning.
saaasa q aasaaa-
Baker says something In personal
column.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1901-05-30

PERSONA.
NATURES HERB REMEDY.
The Worlds Greatest Remedy for
rheumatism, neuralgia, sCiatica.
Absolutely guaranteed to cure all
diseases arising from impure blood.
or money refunded. Send for in
formation to IL. c. Baker, 1906
Second avenue, Seattle. Wash.
BARGAINS in second hand house
hold goods. call at Red Front Fur
niture company. We can give you
fine secondhand cook stoves, bed
room Gets. carpets. They look as
good as new. for half tho money.
ITO and liz Second avenue south.
THE cheapest place to get gasoline
and oil stoves. gasoline and coal
oil. Is at Olympic oil Co, 9i7 Third
avenue. Tel. Main, 99i. 2-burner
gasoline stoves. $500: gasoline.
Si.l0 for gallons.
WASHINGTON Institute of Oste-
opathy. Safe Deposit Building.
Established In Seattle three years.
Phone, Main COZ.
ADVERTISING rates for any paper
furnished on application. The
9. '. White Advertising Bureau.
New York Block.
HIGHEST prices for second hand
goods. bedroom sets. stoves. car
pets, etc. Red Front Furniture co.
llo-ii2 End Ave. S. Tel. Red lssA
LADY would like care of one or two
children, best OF care. Mrs. Nc
elaine, corner 18th and Alder.
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PATENT ATTORNEY.
PERSON Nal.

Barnes 8 Co. 7t-i5 stSIr-Boyd bldg.
r e. ADAMS. drafting. Goldman bla-
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FAHifiOH Hair store. fu,
avenue diagnosis of !. 1seaff
free II charge. "s sesl,
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REB8MAKERB.

ron Ladies tailor and reception
gowns call at Lamb aiHtctH, 80
al Collins block
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nIrNnII nIrAIR.

COLUMBIA. Hartford and vidcttc
Bicycles. Christopher Bros. iii2
Second
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QUEEN CITY Employment once
will furnish you help free %
charge 1914 5rd avenue. Phone
Black z1zl.
BOY wanted 20 learn trade. Inquire
ee9a Second avenue
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pANCINa ACApEMlES.
DENTISTS.

A. " PHiLLIPs, "a Heussy blk,
Chlcago Dental Co h2-2 Hlnckle,
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FRANK c. EGAN. dramatic and
operate coach; special summer
course In all grades of dramatic
art. eloeution, voice placing, oper-
attic force; Tuesdays and Fridays.
Suite g.. Holyoke block.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09
A TOO LITERAL SENTRY.

TFrom the Boston Record.1
Colonel Pew tells a story Of the 10th
regular infantry that is pretty good Ore
night in Cuba one of the sentries was A
raw recruit from the Green Isle, and the
officer of the day, on his rounds was
challenged by him.
WHO goes there2"
"Ohicer of the day"
Not a move on the part of the sentry,
and the officer Of the day stepped for
ward and again was greeted by ''Wh1
goes there?'' and again replied in the
same way. Not a move on the part of
the sentry, but the officer of the day
heard an ominous click.
What are your orders, anyway ne
asked.
challenge three times, then FIRE" was
the 1aconic and self-satisf1ed answer. ar.o
the officer of the days hat was raised oc
his hair as he realized how near he was
to being peppered by the sentry. The
latter was given a few instructions be-
fore he went on sentry duty again.
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Honor to Only EngIish Pope.

TFrom Rome Cor, Pail Mall Gazette.l
At last the only Englishman who ever
sat on the Papal throne seems to be
about to receive honor from his own
countrymen, if not in his own country
The project lis now on foot to erect a
monument in st. Peters to Nicholas
Rreakspeare Adrian ". which Will be
worthy of him and England. The only
other EngliShmen who have q mOnu-
ment in the Vatican Basiltca are the
two last Stuart pretenderss who We're
cOrnnernOrated in marble by the great
| Canoya but the genii who guard the
tomb offended the representative mod
esty of Leo XII, who had them draped
The site for the new monument has
not been mentioned, as the scheme IS as
yet only a scheme, started through the
enterprise of Mr.. Griselle of Oxford, who
hopes to raise sufficient funds among
English Catholics, especially those VINO
are now on pilgrimage in Rome ana
those resident in the Eternal city. me
! design of the monument IS already IN
| existence, having been made centuries
ago and has waited all this time Tor
some one to execute it. The Pontim ana
ecclesiastical authorities look with great
benevolence on this project, which really
seems likely to be carried out
Nicholas Breakspeare was most IN
teresting man. He was born of poor
parents, in 1100 at Langley, near St.
Adams, and, although he wished to enter
an English monastery, the request was
refused. He then went abroad and rose
from honor to honor until at the age OF
"a. he was elected to the chair of St. Pc
ter. It was he who conferred the SOW
ereignty of Ireland upon England, and
II va he who procured the execution Of
the celebrated Arnold of Brescia To his
account must be laid the beginning OF
the long and bitter feud of the Papacy
with the House of Hohenstauten. lie
had a personal struggle with Frederick
Barbarossa-Who refused to hold his
stirrup for him to mount his horse
which resulted in a complete victory for
the English pope. In 1859, the quarrel
having gathered volume. he was about
to excornmunicate Frederick, when he
died. and Frederick thus escaped what.
at that time was almost a matter of
life and death.
And this man, to whom emperors bow
ed, has had to wait 500 years for his
monument!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

II don't believe in telling a child ghost
stories to brighten him when he is naugh-
ty. When Clifford is naughty explain
the germ theory to him and have him look
through a microscope at bacteria 1t
time inculcates scientific knowledge. -
Detroit Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

DR.. Ende-There's nothing serious the
matter with Patsy, Mrs Mulcahy
think a little soap and water will do him
as much good as anything.
Mrs. Mulcahy-Yis, dOcther: an viii OF
give it L him befoor or afther his males?
-Leslie's Weekly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Tradesman-Wha has become Of that
neighbor of yours you introduced here
some time ago?
Patron-You mean Slickman? Oh he's
moved away; he's settled out in Missouri,
/ believe.
Tradesman-Excuse me- but I doubt it.
1 know it's something he never did while
he was here.-RichmOnd Dispatch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Mrs Porkman (of Omaha)-And what is
that bridge whist that I hear is SO pop
ular in New York at present.
Mr.. Porkham latter his trip east)-Oh,
that's the card game that suburbanites
play on the Brooklyn bridge cars.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

not even know she had gone on the
stage.
Thingumbob-She was in one Of the
boxes with party, the night I was
there.-Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Jack Bachelor-So you have named
him after a vice president?
Ned Newpop-Yes; we want him to
start out in life totally unknown and
make a name for himsef.-Judge-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Hodd-Hang 1t all DO you suppose
I'll ever make a good golf player2
Todd (pityingly)- old man. You
think too much of your family and your
business-Harper' Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Dorothy (after drive off into the
pond)-W why it's called "a mixed
foursome."
Babbie-Why, that's easy dear. It's a
case of force 'em" to get the men to
play with US. mean things!'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

WAGGONER, 7s1 Kans.
NAN. So Kans. Ave WOOL
WALKER. ass kans. Ave. c
STAN FIE ED. 631 kans- Ave
DRUG CO.. SO Kans. Ave r
Ave. PHRO & WOODFORD.
ARNOLD DRUG CO, 81 n +
LEY & SNOW, 6th and Kan
LIDAY. 623 kans- Ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Maude-He kissed me, the insulting
creaturei
Esthe@A kiss is not necessarily an
insult.
Maude-Oh, it wasn't the kiss COM
plain of He had the insolence to say
that he didn't mean to do it.-Boston
Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Tommy-Pop, what is the creates
force in local politics?
Tommy's Pop-The police force. m.
on.-Philadelphia Record
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Old Gentleman-Here sir; how is it I
catch you kissing my daughter?
The Lover-By sneaking in on US. SIR
Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

'sSee hereY' exclaimed the shopper, ex-
citedly, there's a man just dropped
dead in that bargain crush!'
How inopportuner' cried the floor
walker. 1--WE have not yet opened our
undertaking department. Philadelphia
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

s'Thel e's a lucky man for your
Flows that2"
why, he's got butler so dignifie'
that ne even awes the cook into submis
sionI''-Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Young doctor-Congratula mel I've
tienti
Young lawyer-Glad to hear it! But
hadn't you better take me along2 Per-
haps he'd better make his willi-Der F1oh.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

German Child don't believe in EN-
perors, mamma.
German Mother Cshocked)-Ohl yo'
little infdely'-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

mo, Maria, you needn't worry. I tel.
you won't tech a drop Of liquor all the
time I'm down to New York
What makes you so sure you wonst2
well, suttenly won't so long as that
murderin' alcoholic ward in Bellevue
hospital is kept a-runniF1- Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1901-02-09

Editorial Writer-But what can we
say? We don't know a thing against
Smith and his crowd.
Editor-Well we can at least refer to
them as Smith and others of his nk!-
Detroit Journal