The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1901-04-05
Kansas Clips and Comments


gist, after filling prescription for a
lady, suggested that she shake well
before taking. She gave him chilly
glare and said, That's what I'm
taking 1t for, thank you. have had
the chills for week"
Lewis Kirby when arrested at OF
tawa for having three wives was en-
gagged at one of the millinery open
ings, whistling. a man of so sweet
a disposition who could whistle al
though possessed of three wives GER
tainly could find No. easily.
Unleavened woe was concentrated in
telegram received in Ottawa the 9TH
er day. 1t read: "Dig grave beside
Bert, Mary will be there tonight. "
1t was word from a husband whose
wife died at the springs, to relatives
to prepare grave beside an only
son.
Lawrence Journal: 1t has been an
nounced all over the country that
Funston is not kisser," and there's
fore in no danger of being Hobsonized.
And certain college widows of long
standing in Lawrence hug fondly the
memories of the past as they murmur
my secret is safe"
In the Missouri Pacific shops at
Fort Scott the management posted
notice the other day announcing that
the wages of all machinists would be
raised 81 cents an hour, or 81 cents
day. The raise was voluntarily
made by the company and came as n
surprise to the men.
A IA year old girl in Usage county
whose mother was in Jail on crimi-
nal charge, was adiudged to go to the
reform school. She jumped into
rig, drove to the country and when
the officers overlook her she had q big
bashful Swede by the hand and he
backed up her statement that they
were going to marry. And they did.
The editor of the Preston Plain
dealer met the lady editress of the
Macksville Argus at recent editorial
meeting and in writing of the fact ir-
relevantly remarks that he would
rather kiss her on the cheek than in
the usual place. Does the gentleman
select similar spots on each lady he
meets
Arkansas City Traveller:
If were a wagon wheel
And thou, dear, the ground,
How gay | would feel
AS travelled around
Through the slop and the slush,
In the mud and the mire,
With you, love, to gush
All over my tire.
People who knock on colleges and
college fraternities might consider
this: AT the same time in the Kansas
University, there belonged to thesame
fraternity the following young men:
Fred Funston, Will White, Prof. Ver-
non Kellogg, of Leland Stanford Uni
versity; Prof. Franklin of X. u, and
several other men who today are ris
ing lawyers, Professors and scientific
men,.
Lawrence Journal; When Fred
Funston gets home there is one duty
he ough. to do, and do it without de-
lay. He ought to go to New York and
present an engrossed and gilt framed
vote Of thanks to those capitalists who
refused to put up money for his Central
American coffee plantation, and by
their refusal caused him to skate off
on the beginning of his career,
An exchange tells how young man
whose sister, Jessie. went east to
school sat down on her for getting
guskhy. She was good for yearand
then wrote home letter and signed it
Jessica. Then he wrote thus: Dear
sister Jessica: Your welcome letter
received. Mammaica and papica are
well. Aunt Maryica and Georgia.
started for California; yesterday. |
have bought new horsica. 1t is a
beautica. It's name is Manocia. Your
affectionateica brotherica, Samica."
Her next letter was signed Jess.