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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1901-08-10

Lancaster, Pa, were in town this week.
Mr.. Crawford was born here and re-
manned until If years Of age, when he
left to make his own way in the world.
He is doing well and IL prosperous man.
Miss Iidic White, of Philadelphia. is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Einwachter.
Mrs. j. \. Gerry is the guest of Rev.
and Mrs. WcStcrfcld, ut Woodlawn
camp.
McssrS Edwin Boynton and Wilmer
DcvonShirc went to Baltimore on Thurs
day to purchase cattle.
Miss Mary Cook spent several days in
Baltimore this week.
Mrs. Knight. Misses Fannie Brooks
and Florence Gerry were at Richards
mere on Monday.
Mrs. Metzgor and Miss Mctzgor are
visiting in Chesapeake City.
Mr.. Frank Stull. of Philadelphia, spent
Sunday with his mother.
Mr.. James Carson, of Philadelphia.
was the guest Of Mr.. Charles Reckcfus
from Saturday until Monday.
Last Friday night Albert Barrett and
Abner Irwin. went TO sleep on the rail
road track. The freight train that comes
along about one o'clock, struck them
both. Barrett is hurt badly in the Shout
der and all over the body. lrwinS skull
was fractured and one ear nearly torn
off. About one hour later Barrett man
aged To crawl to his boarding house. bur
| it was four O'Clock before Irwin was
found. He had been thrown several
hundred yards from the track. As soon
as found he was taken to DIR. Fisher :
| office. where his wounds were dressed
| and then taken to the University of
Maryland Hospital, where he is doing
well. 1t is probable he will lose an ear.
Mrs. T. j. Nanncman was in a buggy
ut the steamboat wharf. on Thursday
| morning. and had just driven up to take
the boat for Baltimore. when the whistle
blew and frightened the horse. which
started to run. Sh" was thrown out,
breaking bone in her left wrist. DR..
Usher set it.
Th" Town Hall is hrng thoroughly
cleaned. painted and put in good condi-
ton
y new porch has been put in front of
RowlandS office. making an improve
mcnt.
The Jacob Tom" Institute" has bought
tn" small hUuS" next 10 III" Gymnasium
from Mr.. j. Riuchart.
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WoodIaWn.

The "Ceca Wing" is on sale each ,oeek in
Woodla,un at c. s. Abrahdm'S store. cents
a copy.
Miss Annie Williams returned Mon-
day from Il pleasant visit in Philadelphia.
Miss Margaret White. of Elkton, vis-
tied her cousin, Mrs. Myron Miller, sev-
eral days last week.
Miss Maisic Osmond, of Havre da
Grace, is the guest of Miss Mary RawI-
ingS.
Mr.. Chandler Armstrong, of Balti-
more, is being entertained by his cousin,
Mr.. Carroll Tyson.
II. X. Rawlings returned last week,
from visit to the pan-Amcrican Ex-
position.
Miss Ishoda Trmble. Of Baltimore, il
the guest of her aunt. Mrs. T.. c. Gather.
w" W"r" very sorry to learn of tho
death of Mr.. Il. +. Rowland. We ex-
tend our sympathy to the family.
Miss Phillips. of Wilmington, is visit
ing her sister Mrs. J. Il Tyson.
Misses Florry and Viola Kcilholtz, of
Baltimorc, are the guests of their mother
Mrs. II. IL. Kcilholtz.
Mrs. Agnes Kirk and son. Guy. ara
attending the pam-Amcrcan Exposition.
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Mechanics VALLEY
MECHANICS VALLEY, Aug. Q, 1901.

AuEShANiSo FhLLE1t AuSs lJUl.
The "Ceci! Wing is on sale at the store Of
Blake q Field.
Miss Louisa Miller, of Philadelphia, is
spending her vacation with her father,
L. $. Miller.
Rev. L. 5. Holt and family, of Fedcrs-
burg, Caroline county, Md, are visiting
friends in this vicinity.
Miss Helen Lort has been appointed
teacher of the Wilma school.
Miss Carrie Brown, of Philadelphia, IS
the guest of Miss Victoria Shippers.
Mrs. Margaret Burns who has bean
spending the past month with her
brother I. NJ Tyson, has returned 20
her home in Media. Pa.
Miss Sallie Il. Miller is on an extend
ed trip to the Pan-American Exposition,
ut Buffalo, and to Niagara Falls.
MIR. Thomas Warrington. of phladel-
phia, is visiting his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs William Warrington.
Mrs. James Matlitt and son, Claiming,
of Boston. are spending the summer at
Beach Holm" farm.
Mrs. Clara Smith. of Camden. y. J..
has been visiting her cousin, Mrs. w. *.
Blake.
Mrs. Bessie Brackcn. of Camden, y.
j., is spending some time with her
parents. Mr. and Mrs. II. Mahoncy.
Preaching and communion services {; t
Union on Sunday tomorrow, ut 1890
a. M. by the pastor. Rev. W. Compton.
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Among those present were Misses
Eleanor Jenncss, Louise Paul, Gertrude
:. Dare. Alkaline Smith, Misses Benson,
Louise Nick. Worthington, Mrs. Walter
Burlington, Mrs. Edward Dixons, Mrs.
Frank II. Cherry; Messrs. Edgar w.
Brown, Edward Collins, Evans Ewing,
William Bcctcl, Samuel Barnes, Mr..
Fitch, Frank Il. Cherry, Walter Bufiing.
ton, Barclay Reynolds.
Mr.. Edward Collins, of Wilmington,
is visiting Mr.. Edgar w. Brown.
Mr.. Charles Haincs, of Philadelphia,
is spending short time with his sisters,
Misses Emma and Ella Haines.
One hundred tickets We're sold ut Ris-
ing Sun for the excursion to colchester
Beach, on Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles G. Hodge, Of
Philadelphia, spent Sunday with her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Haines.
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Rising Sum-.


AsioiNo DUN aug. y, Ioul'
The "Cecil Whig' is on sale each aoeek in
Rising Sun at Worthingtons store. S cents
a copy.
Miss Louise Paul, of Philadelphia, has
been the guest Of Miss Eleanor Jenness
this week.
Miss Anna Foote. Of Philadelphia. is
visiting Misses Emma and Rhoda Will
son, ut their home, on Cherry street.
Mcs>rS H. Linn Worthington and Ii.
ii. Hain"S attended the Republican State
Convention held in Baltimore, on Tues
day.
Mrs. &. o. Bectcl of GaleSburg, ILL.,.
visited friends in Rising Sun during the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Il. Richards. of
PittSburg, Pa, were guests of relatives
and friends in and near Rising Sun very
recently.
Mrs. Jennie Rhcin. of Reading. Pa,
has been spending Il few days with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. W. Buckley.
Mr.. Horace NJ. Duyckinck returned
home on Monday, after enjoying a trip
to Atlantic City.
Miss Ella r. IIaincS has been attend
ing Emerson College. Boston. during the
summer, and returned home on Tuesday
evening.
Thiry-one tickets were sold at Rising
Sun station on Thursday, of last week,
for the excursion to Atlantic City.
Miss Emma Thompson. of Rutlcdgr,
has been the guest of Miss Louise Wag-
ner, this week.
The Young Friends Association had
very interesting meeting in the Town
Hall ON Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Sarah Trimblc, of Baltimore.
visited Mr. George Fox and family and
other friends in town. last week
Master Jessie Buckley. of Concord. is
spending sometime with Mr.. John Barnes
and family.
McSsrS. Lewis Il. Kirk and Henry
White spent Tuesday fishing along the
Octoraro.
Miss Alma Keilholtz entertained a
number of friends on Wednesday even
in@. in honor Of her guest, Mrs. Bcctcl.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1901-08-10

; visiting Miss Florence Boulder.

is visiting Miss Florence Boulder.
Mr.. Robert Watson was brought home
on Sunday. suffering with slight par
alytic stroke.
All the boarding houses in this vicinity
are full, some coming and others going
all the time.
The bride came off of one of the
horses that Richard Whitcoak was driv-
ing, last Saturday. He got out to repair
it, when they became frightened, and
running back to town, they ran into Il
lamp post and demolished it and the
wagon before they were caught.
The annual excursion from this place
to Colchester. came off on Wednesday.
on the steamer "Susquchanna."
Two vessels containing about Il hund-
red young men. passed through the canal
on Monday. out for Il good time evil
IDENTIFY.
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Leeds
LEEDS, MD, August 8, 1901.

LEEDS MD, August 8, 1901.
Miss Lizzie +. Wells. Of Elkton, is the
guest of Miss Rachel McCauey.
Miss Sarah VI. Settle will spend some
time ut Woodawn camp.
Mrs. Lawrence Kerr and son, Coving-
ton, who have been in Philadelphia for
II month past. will return ON Saturday.
Miss NJ. H. Settle led the Tuesday
evening prayer service.
Mr.. \. Ahcrnathcr was appointed to
lead the meeting on Tuesday next.
Miss Harriet McCaulcy. Of Philadcl-
phia. will spend her vacation mt Leeds.
Mr.. Clough. agent of the Tract and
Bible Society and student of Western
Maryland College. has been the guest of
Rev. T.. L. Perry
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Ceci|ton.
CEcILToN. Md, Aug. 8, 1901.

Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Deshane are Wis
iting friends in the Second district this
week.
Mr.. Weber, of Kentucky, has been Wis.
iting friends near town.
Miss May Smith has returned home,
after a short visit to friends in Kent
county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Ferguson spent
several days in Baltimore last week.
Mrs. ii. c. Ellison, of Summit Bridge
spent Friday in town.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
"A PULLING CASE
That Has Attracted Widespread
Attention in Medical Circles.

Thousands OF dollars have been
spent in doctors bills by those afiliot-
ed with epilepsy and, very frequently,
it has been in vain. It so often
happens that the doctors do not
strike at the root of the trouble. A
cure which was easily effected, after
physicians had failed to accomplish
any permanent results, is that oi Miss
Annie r. Herbert, OF No. 507 West
ern avenue, Lynn, Mass, After years
of suffering from this terrible Attic
tion she was made we'll by the use of
DR., Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie, She makes the following state
ment:
81 was the victim of epileptic fits
and spasms Of the nerves from the
time was two years old until I
reached the age of seventeen, when
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People cured me. Ten well-known
physicians of Lynn treated me at
different times but none succeeded in
helping my case. have even been
to the Lynn hospital, hut the physi-
clans there failed to cure me, so you
can see it was a disease that puzzled a
good many doctors,
my illness at times caused racking
headaches and an awful dizziness
made my head swim. I had what the
doctors called spasms of the nerves
about four times day. The blood
would rush to my head and feeling
come over me so that l wouldn't
know what was going on around me.
The spasms left me very weak.
During one year l had eight epileptic
fits.
"At last when all the efforts OF the
doctors had proved in vain l tried DIR.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
and hardly three weeks had passed be-
fore found they gave me great relief.
Icontinued using them faithfully and
in six months ! was entirely cured
and have had no return of my illness
since" Signed,
MISS ANNIE r. HERBERT.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 10th day of April, 1901.
THOMAS f. PORTER,
(Seal.) Notary Public.
The pills which cured Miss Herbert
are a specific for all forms of weak
ness arising from a watery condition
OF the blood or shattered nerves, two
fruitful causes of almost every i'll to
which flesh is heir.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or will
be sent postpaid on receipt of price,
80 cents box, or six boxes for $3.50,
by DR.. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
FIRING THE FIRST SALUTE.
How Old Glory Was Honored by the
French FriGate.

How Old Glory Was Honored by the
French FriGate.
The little Ranger ran slowly between
the frowning French frigates, looking
as warlike as they; her men swarmed
like bees into the rigging, and her
colOrs ran up to salute the flag Of his
most Christian majesty Of France. and
she fred one by one her salute Of thir-
teen guns, says Sarah 0rne Jewett,
in the Atlantic.
There was a moment Of suspense.
the wind was very light now; the pow
der smoke drifted away and the faD-
ping sails sounded loud overhead.
Would the admiral answer back, or
would he treat this bold challenge like
a handkerchief waved at him from a
pleasure boat? Some OF the officers
on the Ranger looked incredulous, but
Paul Jones still held the letter in his
hand. There was a pun of white
smoke and the great guns of the
French flagship began to shake the
air-one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine; and then were still,
save for their echoes from the low hills
about Carnac and the great druid
Mount of St. Michael.
Henry Gardner, you may tell the
men that this was the salute Of the
King of France to our republic, and
the first high honor to our hag," said
the captain proudly to his steersman;
but they were all huzzaing now along
the Rangers decks, that little ship
whose name shall never be forgotten
while her country lives.
The captain lifted his hat and stood
looking at the flag.
I'VE hardly know what this day
means. gentlemen" he said soberly to
his officers who came about him. 81
believe we are at the christening of
the greatest nation that was ever born
into the world. The day shall come
when America, republic though she
may be, will salute no foreign flag
without receiving gun for gunw
N N
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Wrsnehed Foot and Ankls Cured By
81. Jacobs OIL.

Gentlemen A short time ago.
severely wrenched my foot and ankle.
The injury was very painful, and
the consequent Inconvenience (being
obliged to keep to businessl was very
trying, A friend recommended st.
Jacobs Oil, and take great pleasure
in informing you that one applica-
tion was sufficient to effect u complete
cure. To busy man so simple and
effective remedy is invaluable,
and | shall lose no opportunity of
suggesting the use OF st. Jacobs Oil.
Yours truly, Henry J. Doirs, Manager,
The Cycles Co., London, England.
st. Jacobs Oil is safe, sure and
never failing. Conquers pain.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
u, Couldn't

"oh, Mr.. spoonleigh, pray rise. II
is not right that you should kneel at
my feet, Rise, | beg Of youl' inn
plored the fair lady.
But he didn't rise. His Irish did,
though, and he replied solomnly:
''I'm afraid-er-Miss Grace--I'm
afraid I'm kneeling on your--er--that
is, You dropped your chewing gum,
and, oh, Miss Grace, I'm stuck ON
you l"-Denver Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17

There is more Catarrh in this section Of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed TO be
tncurRble. For great many years doctors pro-
nOunced IL q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced il incurable.
Science has proven catarTh to be q constitu-
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure, man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney a Co, Toledo, Ohio,
IL the only constitutional cure on the market.
. teasp0onful. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case il falls to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials Ad.
dress, FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold By Druggists, 75e.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
A Nav Sp,cl,,.

"I would like to sell you the entire
works OF Omar Khayam, began the
the book agent glibly; "they are the
finest things that ever came from u
pen"
"Them's a new breed of pigs TO
me" commented Mr. Porkanlard,
scratching his head douhiously, Are
they anything like Berkshire's, Ohio
State Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
The Dlsllnetlon.

eyes, that's pretty piece OF brio
a-brae. Whore did you get itf"
"In Canada. "
"what duty did you have to pay on
itY"
None at all, !"
"Smuggled il through, did your"
''No, just slipped Il through. II
isn't smuggling unless you're caught
at it. Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Assravatlns Nan.

Mrs. Flitey-My husbands the
meanest thing. He had the rheu-
matism when he woke up this morn
ing.
Mrs. Hitey-Wella
Mrs. Fliety-Well, that's a sure
sign of rain, and I've got lawn
party on for this afternoon.
delphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Took the Hint.

81 thought you were going to
spend week with your cousins over
in Michigan.
'No, didn't go. When / wrote
to them about it they said for me to
come right along and make myself at
home-they wouldn't consider me
company. Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
.Nol iha Grammallrsl KIND.

"hwat is a conjunctiOni" asked
the teacher.
THAT which joins together, was
the prompt reply.
''iGve an illustration" said the
teacher.
The up-to-date girl hesitated and
blushed. 1.-The marriage sevice, !"
she said at last-Chicago Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Lacky Shortage.

"Yes, my wife reads every blessed
receipt she finds in the papers.
Heavens; and does she try them
allS"
''No, she doesn't. In fact she
never tries a solitary one Of them" !"
"How does that happenY"
why, she's always out of some
thing. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Nothing Equals ST. Jacobs Oil

For Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica,
Neuralgia, Cramp, Pleurisy, Lum-
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ness, Stiffness, Bruises, Toothache,
Headache, Backache, Feetache, Pains
in the Chest, Pains in the Back, Pains
in the Shoulders, Pains in the Limbs,
and all bodily aches and pains. 1t acts
like magic. Safe, sure and never fail
inc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
America Leads.

In consequence of the great demand for
cotton goods, the United States consumed
more raw cotton than Great Britain, which
has always held supremacy IN this indus
try, Just as HoStetter's Stomach Bitters has
been the best family medicine. and which
has retained its prestige for over 50 years,
To-day the Bitters is used in almost every
home. 1t cures dyspepsia, indigestion,
aud hiliousness. also purihes
the blood, calms the nerves and builds up
the entire system.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17

The Visitor-0f course you know
knothing of yellow journalism up
here?
The Villager-Wall, the ad'ter of
the Banner he now an agen puts in
items up side down SOS to make the
folks read 'em. / recken thet's sorter
buff like, amt it?-Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
ontnnt or che Brltish Mint

The recently issued report of the
deputy master of England's mint shows
that the ouput Of new money was be-
yond all precedent in 1900. A total of
1O2 tons of standard gold, 234 tons of
standard silver and 391 tons of bronze
was coined into 107689,513 pieces. In
addition nearly 100000 pieces were
struck in the colonial mInts. The output
Of the English mint amounted In value
to about $7s,O000OO.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
The Tip to Golfers.

Puller-But what should talk to
my partner about?
Putter - Her splendid play, of
course.
Puller-And if she is a regular
duffer?
Putter-Tell her what Holsters the
Others are.-BrOoklyn Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Oh. that's Different!

Caller-The minister's son is fol-
lowing in the footsteps of the spend
thrift. young jerks.
Miss Prim-Isn't Z that scandaTousg
Caller-Hardly as bad as that.
You see he's tailor and is trying to
collect his bill. Gazette.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Cdtdrrh

The cause exists in the blood, in
what causes Inflammation of the
mucous membrane.
1t is therefore impossible to cure
the disease by local applications.
II is positively dangerous 10 neg
lect it, because it always affects
the stomach and deranges the
general health, and is likely TO
develop into consumption.
Many have been radically and permanently
cured BY Hoods Sarsaparilla II cleanses the
blood and has peculiar Alternative and tonic
effect R, Long, California Junction. Iowa,
writes: Il had catarrh three years, lost my
appetite and could not sleep My head panied
me and l felt bad all over. took Hoods
SarsapArilla and now have . good appetite,
sleep WE'LL and have no symptoms Of catarrh."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
A Dspravsd Appsllls.

mo, we couldn't have our usual
ride on Sunday, and we were so dis.
appointedl"
"What was the troubleG"
"Why, our horse got loose in the
night and ate up his hest bonnet. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17

"How do you manage to get rid Of
bores?" asked Snodgrass as he came
in and took seat by the EDITORS desk.
''Oh, easily enough" replied the
editor. II begin to tell them stories
about my smart youngster. Now,
only the other day he said What
Must you go? Well, good morning!"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
PhIlosopIc.

"Poor Boyl" exclaimed o'Hara
condoling with Cassidy, who has been
injured by a blast, " 'Tis tough
luck teh have have yer hand blowed
off.
"och, faith, il might have bin
wurse, )" replied Cassidy. Suppose I
had me weeks wages in it at the
tonne. "-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
SsmbIancs Of PsrpstuaI Motion.

Into a basin of clear water put a
few pieces of camphor. They will
commence peculiar motion, travers-
ing every part Of the surface OF the
water, but may instantly be stopped
by dropping into the water the
minutest quantity OF an oily substace.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Tommy Did Il.

"HelloP cried Noah as the animals
were tossed into the toy ark, there's
something new"
PLEASE sir" said the strange ami
NAL, ST used to be leopard, but Tom
my cut off my forelegs to make me a
kangaroo.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Acsrieved.

at was an outraged exclaimed the
excitable young man with the very
foreign accent. "lhe father OF the
young lady offered marriage settle-
ment OF 800, 600. "
"It isn't much of dowry."
"My dear friend; it is not dowry
at all. 1t is a tip.-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Prompt Revenge.

Pinching Bug-Those folks screened
us out Of the house and the piazzas.
Lightning Bug-Yes?
Pinching Bug-Then they have a
garden party and me and lot of my
kinfolk broke it up.-Chicago Record
Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
No Assistance Required.

at luks to me as if yez was thry-
in to make trouble bechune me an
the folks up stairs
'Divil bit Ii Oh wanted to make
trouble for anybody Old do it for
them thot's not spable to do it for
thimselves PUCK.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17

The Tramp-Yes'm I've tried to
cure the drink habit.
Mrs. Good.-You have?
The Tramp-Yes'm. I'm tryin'
the faith cure now, an I'd like to get
a nickel to see if | could keep it with
out spendin' it for beer Puck.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
One Well Paid Bank Clerk.

81 tell you, bank clerks are not
sufficiently remunerated," exclaimed
the broker quite forcibly.
"Oh, l don't know" said the bank
president, with sad smile. "Our
last receiving teller got about $40, 900
a year for six years"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17

Old Lady-Can you tell me, if you
please. where I'll get the Blackjack
tram?
Dublin Car Driver Begorra,
ma'am, if you don't watch yourself,
you'll get it in the small of your back
in about a minute. Punch.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
Crimson Glare.

Friend-Why are you star gazing
at old Tippler's red nose?
Artist am getting inspiration for
q great marine picture.
Friend-What will you call it?
Artist-Why, 'The lighthouse be-
low the bridge. Chicago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
why II Wa, Returned.

New Seryant--I found this coin
upon your desk, sir.
Master-l'm glad you are honest,
I put il there purposely to test your
honesty.
New Servant -- That's what !
thought,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1901-10-17
The Present Pace

servant--A publisher at the door to
see you, sir.
Modern Author Have him come
in and wait; tell him just began
writing book and won't have it done
for 10 minutes. Ohio State Journal.