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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
SWUNG Ak To GET Her COW
How Q woman SHATTERED q Pound and
Defied Family.

How . Woman Shattered . Pound and
Defied a Family.
In Mrs. Gertrude Dander, Philade+
phia has an ak wielder who fades Car
RE Nation to pale pea green.
Armed with her favorite weapon and
with a big butcher knife, Mrs. Dander.
according to the Philadelphia North
American, one night recently broke
down door and part of a stall In the
stable Of William II. Nugent, at Rich
mond and Orthodox streets, rescued her
COW, which had been impounded, and
defed the entire Nugent tribe to Come
and put her out"
For all Of these doings Mrs. Dander
was arrested and charged with mali
cious trespass and held in $500 bail by
Magistrate Wagner.
Mrs. Dander, who has so signally
proved her right to her name, weighs
more than 200 pounds. She speaks En-
glish brokenly. When she is angry, as
she was at the time, her English Is
more than broken. 1t is shattered. The
comedy daughter of the house trans
lated her mothers excited recital.
''That man Nugent," she said, "took
the COW from the little boy who was
taking it home on Tuesday night. The
boy came home crying and told us. My
husband went to Nugent and said:
Give me my cow
"'Two dollars and a half first said
Nugent.
"'Show me the damages said my
husband.
Soak your head said Nugent.
'When my husband told me l was
oh, such mad! Yet waited until yes
terday. Then heard that Nugent had
nailed the stable shut. and that the
cow had nothing to drink.
~Then l got the ak and the knife. and
hit the door good one, like this, and
yet one like this, and down she comes.
The stall has boards nailed at the back.
and those smash also. Then 1 take
the cow out, and she is so crazy for a
drink that she jumps the fence over and
runs a long way to where there Is q
ditch with water In.
''The whole Nugents come out and
holler, but just look at them. When
1 come home l milk my cow. and she
| who gives fourteen quarts every day
gives not half pint. Then am mad
again, but do nothing. stay at home.
To-day Judge Wagner says break the
law, and say yes, that is so, but will
break fifty laws to save that cow"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

No more dignified or gentlemanly ON.
cial of the Government than Arthur
Simmons, the old negro attendant Il
the White House, can be found In
Washington: nothing disturbs his re
poseful elegance Of manner and speech.
A short time ago. 20 the story runs, he
was dosing In his chair when an usher
hurried In and exclaimed:
There's man downstairs who
wants to see Mr.. Cortelyou."
HE can't see him, /" answered Arthur,
with flrmness and precision.
but this man says he's got to see
himy" pleaded the messenger.
Don't know nothin' about that =
Arthur replied, closing his eyes a. II
the Interview were At an end ''Nobody
can see Secretary Cortelyou. Hss
gone into his sanctum sanitarium.r
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
DISEASE AND REMEDY

"That must be pretty bad toothache
to swell your face like that. Why don't
you see dentist?'
81 did call on my friend, DR.. Pullem,
yesterday, and experienced great re-
lief"
"You must be mistaken. Pullem has
been out of town for week.
II know. | felt relieved when | found
that out. "-Philadelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed to be
nounced it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu.
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu.
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, man.
ufactured by F. ]. Cheney Il Co., Toledo, Ohio
is the only constitutional cure on the market
a teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They Offer
one hundred dollars for any case II fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad'
dress, FL. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
America Leada.

In consequence of the great demand for
cotton goods, the United States consumed
more raw cotton than Great Britain. which
has always held supremacy III this indus
try, Just as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has
been the best family medicine, and which
has retained its prestige for over 80 years.
Today the Bitters is used in almost every
home. 1t cures dyspepsia, Indigestion,
constipation and biliousness, also purihes
the entire system
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

Client eyes for a
long time. The
great romancer OF
science Is now In
his seventy-third
year. but ohe has
never ceased his
lite rary work,
even after bis
sight began to fail.
He published q
novel only three
years ago, and, al
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
A SURE THING

Promoter-Now, in case the stock goes
up, you win.
Financier-Yes; but in case it should
go down?
Promoter-Then / win. You see this
is sure thing; one or the other of us is
sure to win.-Ohio State Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
ODD.

"Miss Sentyment is great lover of
cats"
eyes; now isn't it odd that she draws
the line ON pillars?-Ohio State
Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
Cruel.

Duffer-Beefer, the butcher, IL going
TO get divorce from his wife; he says
his affection has grown cold.
Snuffer-I should think 1t would. She
shut him up In the icebox and went to
the circus alone because he had refused
to take her.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
JULES VERNE

The Famous French Romancer, Who
I Has Become Com pietely Blind.
Jules Verne. who IL reported to have
become totally blind at his home In
Amiens, has been a sufferer with def
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
A TRUE PROPHECY.

Nabb-I believe Madam DeTouch can
foretell ones future accurately.
Dabb-Nonsense.
Nabb-But she said cold, naughty
man would cross my path.
Dabb-Well, as | left her apartments
the iceman entered. --Pittsburg Dispatch.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
RIGHT lip TO DATE.

}, Sculptor-What sort of bust do you
wish for yourself?
Mr.. Newrocks-Well, amt partiular,
but I'm getting it to please Mrs. New
rocks, and she says it must be mytho-
logical one.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

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EXCLUSIXENESS

Mrs. Purseproud-I see where several
millionaires chartered the whole steam.
boat in order to come across the ocean
Mr.. Purseproud-Well, when we %
over we will lease the ocean for week '
Baltimore American.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
MISGIVINGS.

"That was very lucid document you
prepared" said the friend.
Yes" answered the statesman dubi-
-ously. II made it so lucid that I am
afraid the public will fail to regard it as
able and profound. Washington Star.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
DIsTINGUE.

''She comes Of grand old family, /
believe"
eyes, very! An ancestor of hers was
beheaded during the reign of the Fourth
Edward"
"How perfectly lovely!" = Detroit
Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
A Breathing Spell.

Towne-Henpeck seems to be very
fond of entertaining.
Browne-Yes. his,wife Is quite decent
to him when there's company about
Philadelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

"Amy," said Mabel, when do you
intend to wear that stunning bathing
suit of yours?"
"When the men arrive, replied Amy.
Detroit Free Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
NOT HIS WIFE.

Closefist-Does your wife eternally
poster you for money?
Graspit-No; the people she buys
things from do that-Ohio State Jour-
nal
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
THREE A DAY.

Tourist in Ireland Ito rural postman)
How many mails have you here in the
day?
''Three-breakfast, dinner and tay.''
London Fun.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
g MA~~
Laxative BromO-Q uinine Tablet.
the remedy that cures . cold I'm emo day
NOTHING AT ALL.

Brown-There is lady pianist at the
circus who plays with her toes.
Jones-Umph! That's nothing; my
baby does that.-EXchange.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
AN INsINUATION.

Willie-Paw, is the devil every place?
Father-Yes, every place, my son now
don't bother me any more.
Willie-I won't, paw; but amt you
afraid to go out after night?-Ohio State
Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

To tell the plain truth, when 4 wom-
an goes away on trip her husband
isn't as lonesome as>the cat
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

II girl is under ~, you can AFFORD to
overestimate her age. but under ~
other circumstances.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When YOU take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
nine in a tasteless form. No Cure. Ne Pay. SOC.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

The Best Prescription for Malaria
.Jhills and Fever is bottle of Groves Tastelesa
Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay Price SOC
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
Noe HOE ChoicsI

Tsss-Miss Passey claims that she y
an old maid from choice.
Jess-Doubtless. Every marriageable
man Of her acquaintance has chosen
some one else.-Phlladelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
Hoods Jdrs0p0rilL1

Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. 1t is better not to put off
Parliamentary Hoods today,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

dor believe Piso's Cure for Con.
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds,-JoHN f. BOYER, Trinity Springs,
Ind, Feb. Is. 1900.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

eofe Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first days use of Dr. Klne's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE trial bottle and treat.
ha Dr. r. H. KLINE Ltd. g3l Arch st.. Philadelphia Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

NOT A CONGENIAL PURSUIT.
"And you will devote your son to art?'
mo; he has too good an appetite. p
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Onesoa
Boot Of Morrison Street

Can give You the best bargains b
Buggies, Flows, Boilers and Engius
Windmills and Pumps and Genera
Machinery. See us before buying
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
C0turrh

The cause exists in the blood, in
what causes inflammation of the
mucous membrane.
1t is therefore impossible to cure
the disease by local applications.
1t is positively dangerous to neg
lect it, because it always affects
the stomach and deranges the
general health, and is likely to
develop into consumption.
Many have been radically and permanently
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t cleanses the
blood and has a peculiar Alternative and tonic
effect. X. Long. California Junction. Iowa,
writes: II had catarrh three years. lost my
appetite and could not sleep My head panied
me and l felt bad all over. l took Hoods
Sarsaparilla and now have a good appetite,
sleep well. and have no symptoms OF catarrh."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinins Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If it fails to cure.
E. w. Groves signature is on each box. Csc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17

THE PROPER TIME,

Laxative Bronco uinine Tablets cure q cold 4
one day...No cure. No Pay. Price Is cents
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1901-10-17
7HE s1AR or szaRs
STEEL
STAR
WIND
MILL.

Has ball bearing in turn-table.
Turns freely to the wind.
Ball bearings thrust in wheel, insuring
iightest running qualities, and reserving
gresteat amount OF power for pumping.
Galvanized after making. Put together
with galva fixed bolts, double-nutted: mo-
part can rust or get loose and rattle.
Weight regulator; perfect regulation. No
spring to change tension with every change
Of temperature, and grow weaker with age.
Repairs always on hand.
These things are worth money 70 you.
Then why not buy . START
hAITOHELL, LEWIS
4 SzAKER 90.
PORTLAND, 0RE0oM.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
Jallst Got the Light.

AZ n small seaport town star nc
tress VI the third magnitude apprarc,
~ Juliet.
Il cannot dO Justice tu o. self" IN,
said 10 the manager III du not hay,
llmelight thrown IN me when ap
pear at the balcony"
we aln't got no lImclIght mlss. but
| think We could get you ships blue
light" replied the ohligIng manager.
and to this the lady agreed.
The lad who went Ca the shop To buy
The blue light brought hack q signal
rocket which was given 10 him hy mis-.
take, The pronlptcr took the rocket In
good faith
Romeo lie icsts ut sears who never
felt q wound
Juliet appears rromptcr lights
matchi
But soft What light through yon.
der window brcaksF
This was the match lighting tho
fuseD
Arise, fair SUM-"
The sun or rather the rocket dId
rho with a terrific hiss. Juliet was
Knocked on the balcony. the ny borders
were set on fire, and the theatcr was
hlled with a sulphurous smoke, while
the audience which was fortunately
small one, made stampede to the
doors.
since then Romeo and Juliet" has
always been looked upon In that town
is a dramatic work that could not be
witnessed without personal danger
New World.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
yl-. Kina.Iey ana tbe GorIIIss.


on the Gabun river Miss Mar
Kingsieys guide one day called to hel
10 creep quietly through the bushes
aud then she saw a family Of five go
| Hllas--an old male, three females and
q young one. The guide sueezed, which
alarmed the gorlllas, and they fed
With a bark aud O howl. the old male
swinging from bough TO bough like an
acrobat on a trapeze.
on another day Miss Kingsley and
her two guides came suddenly upon a
solitary male gorilla, who, as usual,
had appropriated a forest glade as a
park Tor his private enjoyment Flu.
rlous at the intrusion, the brute, In.
stead Of fleeing, came sbambllng to
ward them. growing Gercely. shoot
him" whispered Miss Kingsley. 81
dare not" said the guide. until he
comes quite close. | have only one
gun. The other Is out OF order. II !
miss. be VIII Kill u.s."
The gorilla came nearer. Rearing
himself on his hind legs he beat his
breast and roared, Just as Du Chaillu |
long ago. Then, running for
ward, he stopped and roared again and
again ran forward until quite close.
Then the guide fired and the gorilla
'ronned dend.-Chambers Journal.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
A WOODBURY.
GAMBLING CASE
Correspondent Asks Why Did
he Not Send Bridget"

WooonoHs, Jan. b,--lrhc Deputy Dis.
lr'c' Attorney, Mr.. McNary from sa
lem, visited Woodburn on the srd mat.
ior the purpose Of prosecuting John
Gov, saloon keeper, charged with sap,h.
ing The good people Of woodbnrn
hoped THAI the deputy, iresh from
We capital, would be efiecinally lns,,n.
mental ln having The lnihngcr AZ l.v,
"s''ei wi'h sammary Justice, in az
n'ueh a. they considered him or,ape
goat from the hands Of Justice ON M
aay afternoon ri Dec sslh 1900. he belps
Wen charged With an assault, and ha,.
"'y On u'e person OF lohn wAierl.ary
VaFson, from salem. eondap,s,i tbs
as'snee' Esidenye dlsrloaei the im.
p''eailon ol Gov, and the iac, ,bs, A..
machine employed was = aebsncan !,
Eamblins' machine IN, the limo.
ssa''y, 2 and n'Ahciouply % prosecuted
GOV escaped the clulcAes Of unele Ann
ana how The hypoiheses ara ioyi,,a.','
'n'pee''on' o. course We awe ,be.e
=. ,hey crowded on the mlnds AZ man,
o The sood men Who hsari ,bs G ,rI.I
a'i % some who recsdsel their imn,a.'
,,o'' ~ ses''Aneously. Some who be.ra
"'' 'afson upholster the n,, -
Testimony" a All, and mw M, NJ.
NaFy ulstlng snplnely passlsr. shhont
an objection % shls rars y aad suriou.
p'ees d sophissry, had then and ,bere
a. eoes The whisper and hsy. s,noaI
had masinss - 10 the resulting strain,
On 'he pagaes, aud The polling p,ospe,,s
o. the two coniferes.
A story has Il that lhe Saloon ,,e..,I
'hs Joy Ia one oi ,hs ar,losa vsys ths,
an'y saloon teepeu prae,,ce. n 49,
'rrap Of 'iama' bo true, the ooo ,so,,.'.
man ifom saleH bad a clear pe,.e,,,,l,,
y this phass d the diua,l,sn. sss ,es
''''eF vas nol ignorant Of ID. me- ,o,,
: apiears ifom certain di.,lo.u,,. -
'e'y 1mpslhe,ic 10 The men n -,
,''snee 'o'' like lhe one. they u,,.i "a
hA''a'ns solhisiry II nv Roman ~
'A1A,''' and, Ike she either one es,,.is |
'., .'''',,'e' Of 'he angus, body, ,hoarh, n, |
n'o tle "saeei By and by Al ,hs no,'. /
'nd 'hey aid rightly and w,~.y ma |
~ ''s i@aorial Gfest a. Dasi M. am
'''ns And' - 10 the other. uhs,. 49,.
nanny egia d nol a. homes The nol,l. |
'i'o"s ma'i have pushed sv.dsne. .,'s /
~ .feund ihe circle somewh,, -.
.'g 'a'hlon Non exps.lls = ,i, Nont nj, /
ne's ~il shs taxes oo,ae irom d, ,A. /
~ 'opi.s'i ~ho is 10 reui ,hss lsl,.
= and 'hai ene' ehy dliat h. l,,..
isis's ssAinfi "A ,ls u.aa 4 s,,.','.
~ 20 'osnf ne "a. Cru ~,n
.n' % - hiu l,aipe suil,y anl g.
Ne neal elessioa. k,so 49,.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
$4,000 EIs.lu, Cas-.

NEw YoHx, Jan. THE kissing case
Of John Kahl and Johanna schrickard
came up today for trial before Judge Me
Adam and q jury. Mise scbriokardl
sues Mrs. Susan r. Kahl to recover slO,.
900 damages for alleged slander ior
asserting that she cav plaintiff kiss her
husband John Kahl good night and put
her arms around John Kohl's neck.
Mn. KAhl had inrtl or asserted hat her
husband had declared that Miss sohriok.
ardi bad followed him In the streets and
had kissed him. Mrs. Kahl further
said that when she accused plaintiff Of
kissing her husband she denied II bat
admitted that she had permitted Kahl
10 Kiss her.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
siberian LuuurIes.

The three great luxuries IN Siberia
are churches, theaters and museums
Even the smaller villages can usually
be sighted from afar by means Of the
white walls and the towering, dome
shaped cupolas OF their churches.
These are all amply supplied With bells
whose rich tones roll In majestic har-
mony over distant bin and vale and
break the monotony OF the peasants
daily toll Inside these churches are
highly oruamented with paintings aud
they are presided over by married
priests, who take deep and genuine
interest IN even the poorest of the flock.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08

generosity Gays "Girls may BE- honor
able and virtnons and oil that, but the
Legislature lei place Tor them
The Oregon legislature ls about the
only one that besides employing
ladies for 5lorks Of committees, does
not also employ them behind the chief
clerks desk. And those great states do
not suffer in decorum or morality for
the increased prominence they give
women or ladies as they are 50 improp-
ely and fundamentally denominated.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
GREAT
ROCK ISLAND
ROUTE

Our popular personally conducted
tourist excursions in modern Pullman
| tourist sleeping cars leave Salem every
Monday Evening and Thursday evening
via Sacramento and every Tuesday even
ing and Saturday morning via Portland
and run through to Chicago without
change via the Worlds most scenic Line
connecting at Chicago with all morning
trains East, also with the Rock Island
personally conducted tourist car for
Boston These tourist sleeping cars are
broad vestibuled, lighted with Pintch
Gas and provided with all weekly illus.
irated periodicals and magazines for the
Tree use OF our patrons and are accom-.
panied through 10 destination by rep.
resentative OF the Great Rock Island
Route. We also have daily first.olass
sleeping car service to Chicago via the
Scenic Line, and the best dining car
service in the world.
For inll information, maps etc, call
on or write to, A. h. COOPER, Gen. AIT
or Portland Oregon.
w. w. SKINNER, q. NJ. Powers
Agent :. p. Go. Agent ORNN Co
Salem Or. Salem Or.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08
TO Guar OAropurr
u Is Necessary Thsi ihs Daadran Germ Bs
rfafkafed

" 10 Necessary Thai tae Dandruf Germ d
Hfafkafed.
"Deairoy the oause, you remove th,
elect XIII the germ that causes dan,
drum falling hair aud badness, yon viii
have no more dandruff and your hair
must grow luxuriantly. llerplcide not
only contains the dandmfi germ destroy.
%, but u IL also most delightful hair
dressing for regular toilet nae. No other
hair preparation IL on this scientific ba.
s's Of destroying the dandrnf germ, aud
none other clalms 10 be-, Tor the ample
reason that i IL only recently that de.
Sif0yer Of the germ has been discovered
--Nswbro's lierpicide, the only hair
preparation that actually kills dandrnfi
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1901-01-08

Pullman and Tourists cars ON both
trains, Chair cars Sacramento TO Ogden
and III Paso, and tourist cars 10 Chicago.
~. Louis, New Orleans and Washington
Connecting at San Frandisco with sew
9ral steamship lines for Honolulu.
japan China, Philippines, Central and
South America.
See Mr.. W. W. Skinner agent at Salem
Station, or address
q. II. MARKHAM, q. p. A..
Portland, Oregon.
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NOties

The regular annual meeting Of The
stockholders Of the Thos. Kay Wooden
Mill Co for the purpose Of electin9
directors will be held at the Office Of the
company Tuesday, January 18th at 2
O'Clock p m.
r. ". CosHow.
7 "a Secretary.