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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-10-10
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Mrs. Thomas, who has been spend
ing the summer with her daughter,
Mrs. H. M. Baldwin, has returned to
Niles, Mich.
Mrs. Captain John Crang1e and
daughter, Mrs. Charles Badger, were
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. William E. Hill
the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. V. Maynard and
family, of Milwaukee, were in Keno
sha Friday to attend the funeral of
the late Myron E. Baker.
Don't get side-tracked in business.
Dizziness sometimes passes for death.
Men with brains reach the goal.
Rocky Mountain Tea puts gray mat
ter into ones head. CSC. G. H.
Hurd. dwo5
Mary Hoff, the girl who was report
ed missing on last Tuesday afternoon,
is now at home. At least this is the
report which the mother of the girl
has sent to the Police Office, and it is
probably true statement. The Cir
has never been out of town and the
whole fact of the story was that the
mother lost the address of her daugh-
ter.
Miss Mary Richtman is named in
the will of the late Father Strickner,
formerly pastor of St. Georges church,
as his sole heir. The will sets forth
that the testator is indebted to Miss
Richtman for care and sacrifices
toward him and for faithful services as
housekeeper for many years. The will
states that Miss Richtman has received
private instruction from him as to
some charitable gifts which he wishes
made. The estate is valued at $8,O00
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Peter. Rhode was Racine visitor
Friday.
Frank P. O'Nei11, of Chicago, visited
Kenosha friends Friday.
Seven O'Clock is the time for the
evening church services now.
DIR. H. J. Stalker has returned to
Kenosha after visit at Randolph.
Rube Waddel1, the base ball pitcher,
has accepted a position at the Grant
House.
Chief of Police Newhouse and Desk
Sergeant O'Hare were in Racine Fri
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Crane, of Ra-
cine, spent Friday evening with
friends in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. -Ho1brook have
returned home after visit in Cleve-
land and other Ohio cities.
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Could Rake in the Wedding Fees,

81 WISH" said the seafaring man,
that l had studied for the ministry"
"Do you think you would prefer
that to life on the ocean wave" asked
the curious one.
ooh. no, but there would be whole
lot of money in combining the two
occupations"
"How SOP
''I'm captain OF a transport en-
gagged in taking school teachers to the
Philippines
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Arthur French has returned to ke-
nosha after a ten days hunting and
fishing trip in Northwestern Wiscon-
sin.
School Commissioners eraser and
Saftig were in Milwaukee Thursday
seeking ideas for the new North side
school building.
Numbe 287 was the winner of the
box of cigars given away by Rustad &
Waterman, and the News Office force
are smoking them.
William Krahm, of Salem, was ar
rested Wednesday by Constab Gloss
on a charge of assault and battery.
He was fined So and costs.
The Kenosha man, who is under ar
rest charged with stealing at church
rummage sale, is entitled to some sort
of a recognition for distinguished
anness.-Janesville Gazette.
Imitators have been many. Thought
full people have learned that true merit
comes only with the genuine Rocky
Mountain Tea made by Madison
Medicine Co. 35c. G. H. Hurd. dwo5
C. G. Schulze's music store is under
going extensive repairs in the way OF
paper, paint and furnishings. When
completed it will be one of the pretti-
est music stores in Southern Wiscon-
sin.
1t is reported that the new lodge of
Elks being organized in this city will
secure the old whist club rooms for
hall and club room. The rooms are
the best located and appointed in the
city.
Mrs. Mat Finer was fined ST. ana
costs on a charge of assault and bat
terry in Justice Stewards court Thurs
day. The fine and costs amounted to
S24 and the lady was forced to spend a
night in jail pending the payment of
the fine.
His plea had come too late.
It's ever thus with people without
pluck and vim,
Take Rocky Mountain Tea, don't get
left again.
dwo5 G. II. Hurd.
County Clerk Crosby has been asked
to search in Kenosha county for any
signs of the disease of leprosy. 1t is
stated that there are several cases in
the United States which the govern
ment officials have not been able to
quarantine and for this reason gen.
era1 search of the entire country is be-
ing made. County Clerk Crosby re-
ports no cases of the disease in this
county.
About twenty of the members of the
local chapter of the Order of the Eas-
tern Star went to Racine Thursday
evening to attend the annual district
convention of the order. About two
hundred members of the order from
the different cities in Southern Wis
consin attended the meeting and took
part in the ceremonies. The conven-
ton ended with banquet in the ban
quet room of Masonic Temple.
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Ha1f Rates to Minneapo1ig. Minn.

Via the Northwestern line. Tickets
will be sold at one fare for round trip
October 9, 1922 and IA, limited to re-
turn (by extension) until October 81,
inclusive. Apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y. VIZ
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How 1t Looked.

Wife-I've got so that don't care If
you are not at home more. have re-
sources Of my own.
Husband-Yo don't mean to say that
you have learned to quarrel with your
self Life.
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In the Matter of Delaying.

Delays are dangerous" said the
cautious man.
"Not always" said the sad eyed in
dividual. eff man delays about pro-
posing, he may change his mind. -
Town Topics.
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One on Him.

"What do you drink forY' I demand
ed fiercely.
err instancev' replied the terrible
example, with a maudlin laugh.-Life.
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Society's Mandate.

The new fall handshake, let US state,
Is neither high nor low.
You hold the arm out stiff and straight,
Clasp fingers and let &C.
Chicago Tribune.
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All willing.

Deadly microbes may lurk in a kiss,
But when she casts coquettish glances
You just caress the beautiful miss
And proceed right away to take chances.
Baltimore World.
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Long Time Coming.

Miss Passe-Ive seen twenty seven
springs. You'd never believe it, would
you?
Mr.. Sinnick-Oh, yes; but some of
them must have been backward
springs -Philadelphia Record.
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Her Stylish Coat.

She has coat that's all the style,
Although twill last so short awhile;
Guess what it is you surely can;
Of course we mean a coat of tan.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Matrimonial Filler.

Upon the wings of love he flew
To buy the maid diamond ring.
They're married now, and he today
Flew back to see what it would bring.
Chicago News.
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Let Him Die First!

eff I get i'll, my dear, send me to the
hospital"
"What! Among all those pretty
nurses? / think notW
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Very Bad.

"How do you like my new song?'
"It needs ventilation"
"In what way?'
'0The air is bad"
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The Fatal Drawback,

1 love the country dearly, with its long, green'
restful miles,
But, oh, I'd hate to live where would get be-
hind on styles!
Philadelphia Press.
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An Authority.

Johnnie-Say, pop?
Pop-Well. my son?
Johnnie-What is a revenue cutter?
Pop-A revenue cutter, my son, is a
well, ask your Uncle Fred. He has to
pay alimony.-Smart Set.
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"Does the course of their true love
run smooth?'
ooh, yes; there are banks on both
sides!'
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Upside Down.

The man that's overdressed you'll meet
Too oft 'mongst humankind.
He wears his polish on his feet
Instead of on his mind.
Washington Star.
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x1teraIlv and Otherwise.

"Ah, yes" said the cannibal Grief,
smacking his lips, ''he was really s.
good man."-Chicago Record-Herald.
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A Hannx Medium.

"Was their marriage a success?''
ooh, yes. Through it they both met
others whom they really loved. Life.
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Becoming.

In Eden once a rib became
A woman, so they say,
And now it's ribbons that become
A woman Of today.
-Philadelphia Press,
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WANTED-A WIFE!

Must be strong and never have a lame back
DR.. Rankins KIDNEY Tablets stop the pain
| at once and cure permanently.
| Sold by Q. H Hurd. dWtf
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Chicago Sc North W estern Railway
KENOSHA STATION
sGoING SOUTH.


sNo 2-Ishpemtn6 Passenger ....... $3.50 IL
No 82-Kenosha accommodation $50 u
ANO Ashland Passenger. 8:O6 III
No R-ChicagO Passenger. ........... 8:43 q N
sN0 S-ChicagO Express ..... ....... $3.50 N
Mo 136-TOcal.. .. ..... .............10:35 a N
@NJO 1n-Green Ray Passenger e. III so a II
*NO 168-KenOSha Passenger, leaves. 2:2O m
No. 12-MenOminee Passenger. .... 2:96 p IL
&NO. 14-Green Bay Passenger. ....... 4:5O p II
RNO 1876 -KenOsha Accommodation. .. 800 p n
sNIo fitch peming Passenger .....,. sos . IN
No. g SUNDAY only .......... ....,.II;' a IN
GOING NORTH.
No. 17-Ashland Express. .... 40
No milwaukee, Passenger. ... -. 8:E2 a II
mo. Snail and Express. ....l0:I0 10
mo 71-Local .............. ......... 1925 q IN
No. Snail and Express. go. l2:45 p II
*NO, 91-K en- Osha Passenger, ar. lib p m
No, milwaukee, Passenger. 1928 p Ia
mo. Screen Bay Limited..... 4:O5 p 10
tho 125-Kenosha AccOm'n arrives. -. 4:35 p 10
No 131-Kenosna Accom- n arrives. 5:5O IN
mo 11-Green Bay & Ashland EXP. SLY p IN
&NO. 13-Milwaukee Passenger. 9:l5 p Ii
SNO. f5-Ishpeming Limited. ......... ll:4O m
No. )-Sunday only arrives. 800. G:2O m
No lI7-Sunday only arrives. o:Z5 p Ia
KENOsHA DIVISION.
mo. 41O Pass arrtv 80 from the west. 1925 IN
Freight and AccOmmC latiOn. .10:35a m
Nc. 412 Freight and Accommodation. l2:40 ~
TRAINS GOING WEST
EMO. All Passenger. .................... 4:1O m
NO. 423 Freight and ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ~
y Daily. All others daily except Sunday.
Trains mark ID stop in Kenosha
F. SEYMOUR, Agent.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1901-10-10

UGCaYs
There are decay and decline all around
us-decline in church attendance, de
cay in Sabbath observance, indiffer-
ence to the old sanctions. Worship is
counting for less and less; fun for
more and more.-Rev. George Eaves,
Congregationalist Silverton, Colo.
Do You Really Love God?
If a man asks me does he love God,
in return comes the question which he
must answer for himseIf-Does he love
righteousness. purity, truth, goodness
and beauty? If he does, then he loves
God, for these are the characteristics
of God.-Rev. A. J. Wilder, Episcopal
liam, Cincinnati, 0.
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Receive Christ.

Christianity presents to humanity
not a system of truth to be Endorsed
and accepted, but a person to be re-
ceived and trusted.-Rev. John W.
Hoffman, Methodist, Allegheny, Pa.
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A Lost Soul.

What does it mean for a soul to be
lost? To lose the soul is to lose the
God quality, the divinity, out of it.-E.
Benjamin Andrews, D. d., Chancellor
University Of Nebraska.
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Gospel Force

Whatever makes character, whatever
works brotherliness, whatever devel-
ops strength is a gospel force, con-
scious or unconscious.--Rev DR.. G. B.
McAfee, Presbyterian, Chicago.
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Blinded by Sin.

No man can expect to see who puts
a bandage over his eyes, so no man
can expect to see God clearly who is
constantly committing some sin which,
although he may hide it from his fell
lows, is known to the Author of all
things.-Rev. DR.. J. B. Hawthorne,
RantiSt. Richmond. Va.
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Admit Your Sin,

If there is one thing in our day
worse than our reckless trampling up
on Gods laws it is our determined
lying about our conduct and saying we
are not doing wrong.-Rev. J. T. Davis,
Baptist, McKeespOrt, Pa.
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Bible Strength.

Show nae a man who resists the
world, the flesh, sin and the devil, and
I will show you a man who on Bonded
knee, with the open Bible before him,
makes a prayerful, diligent, thought
full study Of the world.-Rev. II. P.
Aston, Baptist, Atlanta.
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Sin VIII Always

So do many lives fall when they
seem to be at their strongest, because
some sin or fault of youth has left it
wounding and it's consequent weakness
at the heart-Rev. DR.. James r. Mil
Ter, Presbyterian, Philadelphia.
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Cbaracter a Growth.

The great decisions Of our lives are
not made in the exigencies Of critical
moments. There is no time in such
exigencies to recast or change the
character which has been formed and
nodded in the growth Of former
months and former years. Our action
in these exigencies is in almost every
case the result of these desires,
thoughts and forces which have been
paramount in heart and mind in the
past.-Rev. Dr.. Stanley A. Mckay,
President Shurtleff Baptist College.
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When 1 built this house, got deed
for the land and recorded it. I don't
run down to the registry Office every
week to see that the title is good. If
we have taken Jesus Christ at his
word and committed our souls to his
keeping and our lives to his ordering
and our powers to his service, let US
not worry about our title deeds to
heaven. Go about your life work, broth
er, and do it thoroughly and conscien-
tiously.-Rev. DR.. Theodore l.. Cuyler,
Presbyterian, Brooklyn.
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The Greatest Good

The greatest good is the spiritual
good. There is no restriction to this.
The man who is deprived Of health
can see very little of material good.
The enjoyment Of the intellectual good
is confined to a comparatively small
number. But no matter how helpless
an invalid q man may be, no matter
how ignorant he is, if he will appeal
to his Creator he may find in the ever
lasting mercy Of the Father balm for
all his iIIs.-Rev DR.. Charles E. Dow
man, President Emory College, Metho-
dist
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If You VIII.

The mind of Christ may be yours.
The spirit of God may be your abiding
guest if you will, if you will!-Rev.
Herbert Yeuell, Christian Church,
Pittsburg.
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Danger Point.

When we come to place in our lif'
when we consider the material Of more
value than the spiritual prosperity, WI
are in great danger.-Rev. r. f. Fakes
Atlanta.
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rrustfu1ness In God.

Happy is that man who in the midst
of life's varied scene, tempted, as he
often is, to gloomy forebodings or de
spair. has so firm a faith in God that
he can say amid frequent disappoint-
ments and chagrin, II am resolved not
to whine" Blessed is he who will
not permit himself to brood over his
hard lot, his backsets, his annoyances.
Happy he who, when tempted to de
spair, meets life's difficulties not with
stoical or defiant spirit, but with
smile and cheerful word.-Rev. DR.. T.
J. Mallett, Episcopalian. Beloit. Wis.
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RELIGIOUS THOUGHT.
Gems Cleaned From the Teachings
of All Denominations

Gems Cleaned From the Teachings
of All Denominations
Surrender to God is liberty and life.
Rev. Charles R. Watson, United Pres
byterian, st. Louis.
We Live In the Future.
A ma n really lives in his future more
than he knows.-Rev. George H. Hep
worth, Congregationalist, New York.
Gods Claim.
In mapping out life's career, you
can't afford to leave God out Of ac-
count.-Rev. S. l. Lindsay, st. Louis.
Mans Inability.
All the men and women in the world
can't make one sinner to be free from
sin.-Rev. William J. HoltZclaw, Bap-
tist Atlanta.
Danger Point.
When we come to a place in our life
when we consider the material of more
value than the spiritual prosperity, we
are in great danger.-Rev. r. f. Fakes,
Atlanta.
If You VIII.
The mind of Christ may be yours.
The spirit of God may be your abiding
guest if you will, if you will!-Rev.
Herbert Yeuell, Christian Church,
Pittsburg.
A Lost Soul.
What does it mean for a soul to be
lost? To lose the soul is to lose the
God quality, the divinity, out Of it.-E.
Benjamin Andrews, D. D., Chancellor
University of Nebraska
Gospel Force.
Whatever makes character, whatever
works brotherliness, whatever devel-
ops strength is a gospel force, con-
scious or unconscious.--Rev. DR.. G. B.
McAfee, Presbyterian, Chicago.
Receive Christ.
Christianity presents to humanity
not a system Of truth to be Endorsed
and accepted, but a person to be re-
ceived and trusted.-Rev. John W.
Hoffman, Methodist, Allegheny, Pa.
Admit Your Sin.
If there is one thing in our day
worse than our reckless trampling up
on Gods laws it is our determined
lying about our conduct and saying we
are not doing wrong.-Rev. J. T. Davis,
Baptist, McKeesport, Pa.
Sin VIII Always Out.
So do many lives fall when they
seem to be at their strongest, because
some sin or fault of youth has left it's
wounding and it's consequent weakness
at the heart.-Rev. DR.. James r. Mil
Ter, Presbyterian, Philadelphia.
RihIo Strength.
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Mans Inability

All the men and women in the worlC
can't make one sinner to be free from
sin.-Rev. William J. Holtzclaw, Bap
fist, Atlanta.
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Surrender to God is liberty and life.
Rev. Charles r. Watson, United Pres
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-01-24

When. several years ago. New YOiks
great Presby terrain minister made the
public statement that il was due to the
use Of PAine's celery compound that
after q winter Of exhausting work he W 's
able TO carry on his duties through the
enervatiDg spriuRtime with unusual
ease and comfort
And when, little later, the learned
Bishop OF Burlington. Bishop Michaud
published an Endorsement Of this great
remedy. saying: Hoping that my
words may inspire those readers who
need health and strength with faith 60
try Paine's celery compound and Prove
to themselves its worth
When, about the same time, the pub
lie statement was made by the superin-
tendent Of the largest Woman's Chris
tian Associatian IN the country. that
"those who have been taking Patne's
celery compound are greatly benefited
and desire 20 continue its use'-
When the Rev J q Laird Of Lon
don, Ont who wrote to the proprie-
tors that, If he had only known PaiDe's
celery compound when he was first
stii cied with nervousness, he would
never have been placed or the list OF re-
retired miDisters-
.AWhen these aud hundreds Of other
unsolicited testimonials have come
from ministers Of every denomination,
there is no shadow Of question Of the
sincere regard in which This greatest OF
all remedies for blood and nerves Is
held by those who have used IL
Jealous work, with no thought Of
their health or nerves. causes the re-
tirement Of large number Of clergy
men every year.
1t is possible, however, to work hard
and yet keep well. If one will but pay
the proper attention to the benefits TO
be derived from Paine's celery COM
pound
The Rev. Thomas A. Uzzsll pastor Of
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1901-01-24
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THURsDAY..,JANUARY "a. 1901
~ ------------ - -. - 49, -
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

"That Autograph of Louis James on
the wall over there reminds me Of pc
culiar incident" remarked drummer
at one Of the hotels yesterday. "The
last time | saw Mr.. James was some
years ago, when he was fellow pas
senger on the Missouri Pacific going
from st. Louis to Kansas City. He
was sitting in the smoker reading a
newspaper, and was sharing seat
little to the rear with a tall, rawboned
native who got on board at Selida. The
actor is q man of striking appearance,
and observed that my companion was
looking at him with evident curiosity.
Presently a well dressed gentleman,
whom / afterward learned was the
business manager OF the company,
came saunterlng into the car, and as
ne passed James they exchanged mods.
He didn't stop, however, but kept on
down the aisle and took seat behind
5. AS re was lighting his cigar my
rawboned friend turned around. 'EX-
cuse NE. cap'n,' he said, but do you
know that man over yonderY Yes
said the other between puffs; that's
Mr.. James, To my surprise the native
got excited at once. Say, mister he
whispered, ia like to ask you a ques-
tion.' Blaze away, said the other.
DO you know how many men he's
killed? he inquired awesOmely. What!
exclaimed the business manager In
tones of unbodnded amazement. oh,
no offense,' said the native hastily. l
list had a kind of curiosity about it.
Well said the man in the rear, and l
could see that he evidently thought he
was dealing with lunatic, as far as
know he has never killed anybody-as
get. At least they didn't die In the
house he added, with a dry chuckle.
A moment later he got up and walked
out, whispering something to James as
he passed. l don't know, but suppose
he told him there was a dangerous
crank In the car. and at any rate the
actor followed him almost Immediate
". My companion sighed deeply as
they disappeared. I'm sorry that fell
lows gone he remarked. Il wanted to
ask him somethln else about Mr..
James What was IT, said l, think
ing might be able to supply the infor-
nation. oh, nothin much he replied.
4 only wanted to ask him whether 1t
was Jesse or Frank New Orleans
Times Democrat.