The Iola register., 1901-10-04

learned he was lost from PaWnee Bill's
show and was seeking dollar to pay
his fare to Lyons.
Western Life says Delphos man is
advertising for u skunk TO cure the
asthma. Most people wish they were
troubled with fatal asthma when there
is skunk around.
All the other mail in the sack made
goo-goo eyes at the Spring Hill New
Era this week. The Era came out in
"a neat pink wrapper, tight fitting and
somewhat decollete.
Judge Moore of the sth Judicial
District declares that he will not per-
init any man to be naturalized in his
court unless that man can prove that
he is not an anarchist.
Not all is gold that glltters. " is
familiar old saying which the Smart
Set has recently twisted thus; mot
all is old that titters." This istimely
now that tea parties are on.
y Eureka man has "a cat with but
two legs. Think OF tying to hustle
around and save nine lives on lust two
legs, He ought to kill the poor thing
to prevent its worrying to death.
one entire wall of Mauhattau's opera
house building ieil out the other day.
and opera house managers over the
state are now seeking the name of the
last barn storning troupe that played
there.
It is told that a railroad man who
teaches a sunday school class in
northern Kansas asked the class if
they would like to 90 to Heaven. as
there an excursion queried one ex-
cited boy.
That New York man who left for
tune to be divided among his third
cousins had an originality worthy a
Kansan. Already $40 claimants are
lighting which contributes to the glee
of ghosts.
Y. Roosevelt, that's the way he signs
it now, has moved the CHIEF of ordin-
ance onto the retired list and put Capt
Crozier, from Kansas, you know, in
his place. The president suits Kan
sas to a L.
DR.. Miller of Minneapolis wants
every Kansas school child to give five
cents, and thus raise $40, ,279. 10 and
raise the rest ofS25, 600 by subscription
for a statute OF Mckinley in the State
House grounds.
When the people of the United
States devoted full five minute to
McKinley's memory, some statistician
has figured that "a similar devotion
would occupy one man III years seven
months and over.
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| The Lindsborg Record claims first
| place for Mcpherson county in pretty
girls and third place on broom corn
in the State. The connection between
| pretty girls and brooms is generally
| pretty hard to see.
1t is not surprising to find a sting
in the items from Bundle Bee Lane in
the Severance New. Last week for In
stance occurred this one: Jimmy Jen
lSins, of near Highland, was seen in
the Lane sunday" What innuendo,
John Fleener, of Arkansas City, has
sued the Pyramids for SIS, 900 for
breaking his ankle at initiation. He
| says they put him on some kind of a
thing and rode him around the room, y
and he fell OF. Where is the man VINO
hasn't ridden that illgaited "thing. ~
Kansas people who thought electro.
cutting too short death for CZolgos2
are reassured by the news that he is
to he electrocuted 1.-THE week beginning
October 2S." There is no limit fixed,
and any poker player can inform you
what havoc that may raise.
The Ottawa Republican has discov.
cred the latest in Gard of Thanks
notices: 81 wish to thank my many
| friends who have been telling me that
it is time | left off my mourning.
have waited for this courtesy for some
time, and owe it to their urging that
can now wear colors."
| The constructing quartermaster al
Ft Leavenworth has received orders
to spend $500, 900 improving that post
Six new infantry barracks, one new
band and one artillery barracks, ar.
tillery stable, gun shed, officers quar-.
ters, II double sets Lieutenants' quar-.
ters and repairs. 1t is to be made the
biggest and best in the land.
A Minneapolis boy is far from home
that he writes to his sister in Mime
apolis than 1--WE are coming home
anxious to get there-and will arrive
in about year and a half" He is OF
the crew of the U. S. S. Nashville now
at Colombo, Ceylon. Recently he
helped crew beat crews from English
and French boats in rowing race.
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