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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
PuNCHlNe-BAa SUPPORT.

Improved Mounting Designed by a
New Yorker.
One of the objections to the punching
bag as a method Of exercise in gymna-
Sums has hitherto been the racket oc-
casloned by the bag striking against
the overhead shield after each blow,
and there is also danger Of dislocatng
the frame when the ball is violently
moved. To eliminate these objections
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

"Junson has developed into a CON
firmed kicker, but his wife can handle
him every time He kicked last night
because his dinner was cold"
What was his wife's playT'
"She made it hot for him. Brook
lyn Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
PerpIexing.

"Strange ge-strange e-strange! Before
my wife went to the country l never
could find the latchkey before | went
out. Now that she's away can't ever
find it after I've been out. "-Meggen-
doerfer's Blaetter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

Clara-How did you come to accept
Mr.. Saphead2
Dora-I had to- He proposed to me
in a canoe and he got so agitated | was
afraid we'd upset-New York Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
something Good to Fat.

Mr. Heavyman-What is your idea Of
heaven, Miss Daisy?
She (wearily)-Where one can get a
good dinner without money and with
out price!-Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
Variation of the Loot.

THAT friend Of mine in the British
army sent me a keg of Chinese wine
that he looted in Pekin. The stuff was
half water"
Evidently diluted. d."-Cleveland Plain
Deaier.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
Had Him.

mo, young man." said the solemn
and aphorlsmic person, "can succeed
by keeping his eye on the clock"
How about the matchmaker" asked
the impudent person.-IndlanapOlis
Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
Stand OF.

He-But | still don't dare to confess
to your father the extent of my debts.
She-What towards you men are!
Papa is also afraid to tell you about
his debts.-Heitere Welt.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

DoctOr-YOu need more exercise.
Indisposed-Why, I'm steadily en-
gagged In painting houses, now.
Dotor-Working by the day, l ex
pect?
Indisposed-Yes.
Doctor-Well, you'd better work by
the piece for a while.-Tit Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
[ndisposed-Y


Church, see by the paper that thir-
ty-nine doctors arrived home recently
from Europe on one steamer.
GOtham-Yes; you see, the football
season has opened in this country
Y0nkers Statesman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
siInilitude.

Jacksonville baby's getting more
like its mother every day.
Johnson-That so?
Jaekson-Yes; it's learning to talk
Indianapolis Sun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

Grimes-ls your wife fond of pets?
Harum-I should say she was. She
is almost always in one.-Boston Tran
script.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
UsuaI Excuse.

Mother-JOhnnie, your face is very
clean, but how did you get such dirty
hands?
Johnnie-Washin' me face.-Tit- Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
What He Did.

Kentuckian-He called me liar, sir.
New Yorker-And what did you do?
Kentuckian-I went to the funeral
Detroit Free Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

"Ah" she said, .if l were to die
would"
"Hushr he protested, shuddering.
'Nay, love, | must know"-her warm
breath swept his cheek-''would you
follow me to the graveY
'How can | telly' he said, frankly.
Might not your family decide to have
the interment privateY-Philadelphia
Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
In a Preiicament.

Mrs. Fly-My goodness! See those
clouds comlngl It's going to rain, sure
and l forgot my rubbers-New York
Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

'Pm afraid ] made a blunder this
morning." said Mr.. Meekton Henri
eta asked me who, in my opinion, had
written the greatest poetry in the Eng
llsh languageY
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11

A divorce suit makes an appropriate
travelling dress.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
"What did you say 2"

81 said Mother Goose. You see, she
was the only lady poetry writer could
think of just at the moment" Wash
ington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1901-01-11
Declined with Thanks.

Little Boy-What do you want?
Tramp dunno. What yer got2
Little BOy-Mumps.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
A LABOR COMBINE.
Trades Unionists Moving to Organize
Forces to Cope with
the Trusts.

Pittsburgh, Pa, April 29.-With the
idea of forming one big labor union of
100000 members, National President
u. R. Thomas, of the patternmakers;
William A. Shaw, business agent of
the International Association of Ma
chinists; John Fernan, district mas
ter workman of the Knights of Labor;
National President Simon Burns, of
the Window Glass Workers associa-
tion; John Kunzler. national presi-
dent of the American Flint Glass
Workers association, and National
President L. J. Shaffer, of the Anal
gamated Association of Iron, Steel
and Tin Workers, and j. w. Pryle,
secretary of structural iron workers,
met in knights of Labor hall Friday
afternoon. 1t is proposed to hold
national convention, at which rep
resentatives of the various labor or
CARNATIONS will be present, in Chi
cago, July 1, for the purpose of for
mulating plans to bring all the trades
unionists in this country under one
federal head. The delegates at this
convention will represent nearly
100000 men directly and Indirectly
connected with the gigantic combi-
nations that have been ushered into
existence during the last two years.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Are You Going Abroad.

Ii you are going abroad be sure to select
the Lackawanna Railroad as your route
East; The terminus of that line is within
two blocks of the docks of the ocean liners
operated by the Cunard, Hamburg -Ameri-
Netherlands American, American, Red Star
and French Lines. To the traveller, often
encountered with luggage and accompanied
by his family, the advantage of landing so
near his point of embarkation is at once ap-
parent. Not only is the Lackawanna Rail
road the most convenient line to the piers
of the great Transatlantic Steamers. but
the comfort of its patrons is the special
care of a Steamship Agent who will be
found on the docks of all the principal
lines. From Chicago three through trains
are run daily in connection with the Nickel
Plate offering a service unsurpassed in lux
ury and convenience From st. Louis there
is also through daily service in connection
with the Wabash Railroad.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
A STUBBORN FLOOD.
Cincinnati Fails to Experience, Re-
lief from the High Waters
as Was Expected.

Cincinnati, April %. - With te-
nacity that is we'll described as ag
graNating, this flood of the Ohio river
maintains an even stage. At nine
o'clock p. m. Friday the register was
50 710 feet. The same monotonous
record was made hour after hour un.
til nine o'clock a. m Saturday. No
sign Of abatement was visible. This
of course delays the resumption of
business, but as the weather every
where above is reported clear and
warm it is certain that relief must
soon come in falling river. Net
much can be done in the way of
cleaning. up in the submerged dis
trict before Monday.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Tortured and Robbed.

GAINESVILLE, O., April 20. - With
threats of burning his feet with a
lighted torch three robbers secured
from Walter Woodward, of White Cot
tage, hamlet eight miles south of
here, a small sum of money at an early
hour Saturday morning. The robbers
smashed in the door with fence
rail. Woodward was tied fast to the
bed and tantalized with the torch un-
til he told where his money was secre-
ted. A child sleeping in an adjoining
room, awakened by the noise, alarmed
the neighbors, but not in time to pre-
vent the escape of the robbers.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Order AEnin Restored

A1giers, April 29.-According to an
official telegram from Marguerite or
der has been restored there, Seven
white civilians and three natives
were killed during the disturbance.
Three officers and several gendarmes
were wounded. The trouble appears
to have been largely the outcome of
monopolists buying up the forests. de-
priving the natives of their usual
means Of earning livelihood by max
ing charcoal and selling wood for
fuaI
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
PROUD OF HIS BOAT.
Upton Says He Is Satisfied He
Has the Best Challenger
Ever Built.

Glasgow, April 29.-The Shamrock
II. was unlocked early Saturday
morning and towed to Greenock,
where try-sails were bent and her
compass was adjusted. She started
for Southampton in tow of the Erie
Saturday afternoon, Mr.. Fife accom-
panying her. Designer Watson in
spected the challenger and expressed
enthusiastic approval of her.
Sir Thomas Upton, in the course of
a conversation, said: II am satisfied
I have the best challenger ever built
and warn my American friends that
they have big job this time"
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
bid HAY GOOd-By

Washington, April 2o.-Nearly all
the foreign ambassadors called upon
Secretary Hay Saturday to bid him
farewell before he left on the presi-
dents trip. Practically all of them
have signifed their intention to visit
Europe during the secretary's alb
sence. Lord Pauncefote. the British
ambassador, announced that he had
changed his plans, and would leave
shortly for England.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
No innovations for Him.

please, sir, said the honest office boy,
may get off this afternoon?"
Why!0 asked Mr.. Oldsl1ule, knowing
that a ball game was scheduled; is your
grandmother dead2 ?"
'.Oh, no, sir" replied the h. o. b. 81
want to go to the baseball game"
.You stay right here in the Office I want
it understood that the traditions of our
fathers must and shall be respected so
long as | am in charge here" Baltimore
American
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Three Perished.

Chicago, April 29.-Three persons
perished in fire at 2543 La Sale
street at 1880 this morning, and three
others are unconscious in hospitals,
suffering from breathing in smoke.
All these will recover The blaze was
in a two-story structure occupied by
j. Flaxman. Some 20 persons slept
in the rear of the second story.
When the fremen arrived most of
the occupants had escaped from the
building, but six who had been over
come by the dense smoke were still
in their cots. The fremen hastened
into the structure and carried out the
victims. Three were dead when taken
into the street,
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Brilliant Wedding

Pittsburgh, Pa, April 29.-The we'd
ding It 1880 o'clock Saturday of Miss
Emily O'Neill, daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. NJ. O'Neill, and Frederick Mar
tin Davies was one of the most bril-
liant of the season. The ceremony was
performed 1t the Shadyside Presbyter-
ian church, Rev. DR. Fulton. of the
Point Breeze Presbyterian church.
assisted by Rev. DIR. Holmes. of the
Shadyside church, officia ting.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
discuss woman,s work.

New Orleans, April 29.-The fourth
days session of the Methodist mission
ary conference at Tulane hall Satur-
day had for it's topic of discussion
"Woman's Work, Foreign and Home
Mrs. Wightman, of South Carolina,
was chairman. Mrs. S. C. Trueheart
spoke on the "Aim and Scope of the
Women's Foreign Missionary Work.
Miss NJ. L. Gibson discussed educa-
tional work and DR.. Anna w. Fearn
medical work. The leading Methodist
pulpits of the city were filled by the
visitors Sunday.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Fought with ILLEGAL Fishers.

Akron, O., April 20. - A desperate
battle occurred Thursday night on
Long lake, five miles south of this
city, between Game Wardens Charles
and Frank Wages, who were caught
in the act of fishing illegally with a
net. Frye received five bullets in his
body, and died Friday afternoon at
the hospital in this city. Wages was
landed in Jail. Game Warden Ruclle
received a slight flesh wound in the
encounter
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
big Yachts to Race.

New York, April 29.-Three special
trial races will be sailed between the
cup defense yachts Constitution and
independence, the dates of the match
es being July 2, 4 and 6. This an
nouncement has just been made by a
representative of the Newport Yacht
Racing association, and is the solu-
ton of the deadlock between the New
York Yacht club and Thomas Lawson,
which threatened to make impossible
a race between the two rivals The
race will take place off Newport.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
A Serious Famine

New York, April 29.-The Christian
Herald has received cablegram from
Ii Hung Chang, da.ed Peking, April
25, saying: Very serious famine
spreads over the whole province of
Shan ST. Over II 1000 900 population are
affected. Urgent relief is necessary.
Conditions warrant immediate ap-
peal" The Christian Herald has an
nounced its purpose of raising a fund
to relieve the sufferers in the famine
stricken district.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Austria and Mexico Make up,

Washington, April 29.-A complete
rapprochment between the gov
ernments of Austria and Mexico has
been brought about and as re-
suit each country is about to send
a minister to the other. This ter
inmates an international estrange-
ment dating from the days when
young Maximilian. of Austria, sought
to gain a foothold in Mexico. and
lost his life in the adventure.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
French Count .couitted

Paris, April 29.-Count Cornulier,
after two days trial for the murder of
his wife, November II. by shooting her
three times as she was leaving the
house of lawyer. NJ. Leroux, an ad-
mirer of the countess before her mar
riage, was acquitted amid the ap-
plause of those in court. The count
made speech in which he thanked
the jurors in the name of his three
children.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Gypsy GIRLS ReIeased.

Washington, April 29.-The two
gypsy girls, Hannah and Lizzie Michel,
with the disappearance of Willie Nc
Cormick, the New York boy sup
posed to have been kidnapped, were
released from custody, the police not
being able to make Il case against
them
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
IlIinois House Passes Ri11s

Springfield. H., April 29.-Saturday morn
ing's session of the house was devoted al
most entirely to the passage of bills
Among the bills passed was Kettertng's
bill placing cold storage warehouses un-
der the supervision of railroad warehouse
commissioners. Bill introduced by com
mission on fish and game declaring it un-
lawful to kill. catch or take fish for any
purpose within 400 feet below any dam. be-
tween April Is and June Is. Bill does not
apply to Lake Michigan. Abbott's bill
granting women the right to vote, partici-
pate in town meeting and elections killed
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
WHAT CAUSES DANDRuFF.
Greatest European Authority on ski
Diseases. Says It's q Germ.

Diseases. Says It's Germ.
The old idea was that dandruff is scales
OF SKIN thrown off, through feverish con-
dition of the scalp. Prof. Unna. Hamburg.
Germany, European authority on skin dis
eases, says dandruff is a germ disease. The
germ burrows under the scalp, throwing up
little scales of cuticle, and sapping the vi
tality of the hair at the root The only hair
preparation that kills dandruf germs is
NeWbross Herpicide. Destroy the cause.
you remove the effect" Not only cures
dandrutf, but stops falling hair and causes
a luxuriant growth. Delightful hair dress
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Failure.

New York, April Marshal G..
Blain, a contractor, filed q petition in
bankruptcy in the United States dis
trict court Saturday with liabilities of
$175,S75; no assets. The principal
creditors are all in Huntington, Pa,
the largest being the Union bank, $685.
500; William Davis, $4,000, and X. A.
Lowell, Sal, 1888.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Porto RIcan Youths Coming

San Juan de Porto Rico, April 90
The United States transport Sedg-
wick sailed for New York, having on
board 10 Porto Rico youths who are
going to the United States to be ed
ucated. Eleven of them are bound
for the United States government In
dian training school at Carlisle, Pa,
penses of the II students referred to.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Press Feeders Given Increase

Buffalo, N. Y, April ga large
number of the press feeders who have
been out on strike since last Monday
returned to work with an increase in
their wages. Most of the job printing
offices have granted their demands,
and the strikers have returned to
work in such Offices as have raised the
scale of wages
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Restriction ON Money ORDERS.

Washington, April 29.-The comp
troller of the treasury has decided
that postal money orders are payable
only by postmasters upon whom they
are drawn and to whom notice of
the issue thereof has been sent. It
has been the practice heretofore to
cash money orders at post offices 9TH
er than those on which they are
drawn and for the postmasters cash
ing such orders to turn them in to
the post office department. as vouch-
erS
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Greedy CommerciaIism.

1T was mercantilism which was willing
to permit Lincoln and Grant to be inef-
fective against the slave power nearly 40
years ago. 1t is now a sodden and greedy
commercialism which chokes the con-
science of the republic. and nothing but
the love of justice in which the sword of
Grant was sharpened and ground will save
our nation and our constitution as before.
So long as state sovereignty may annul
constitutional amendments and destroy the
liberty or threaten the ballot of an Amer
ican citizen. be he black or white, we are
utterly unworthy of the memory of Ulysses
S. Grant. His spirit alone makes us a ma
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Found Country Quiet

Berlin, April 90. The Cologne Ga
zette's Pelling correspondent says the
headquarters staff has received infor-
nation that German mounted force,
which proceeded beyond Kalgan.
found the country quiet. No garrisons
We're encountered. The Germans only
saw Chinese police.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
There 1. a Class of peop1e

Who are injured by the use of coffee. Re-
Gently there has been placed in all the gro.
cery stores a new preparation called
GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes
the place of coffee. The most delicate stom-
ach receives it without distress, and but few
can tell it from coffee 1t does not cost
over ! as much. Children may drink it with
great benefit. Is cts. and 25 cts. per pack.
age. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01

Frankfort. April 2o.-It is officially
announced that up to II o'clock in
the morning IA bodies have been re-
covered from the ruins of the build
ings destroyed by the explosion and
fire at the electro-chemical works,
near Griesheim, Thursday afternoon.
Several persons are still missing.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Serious Riot in India.

Lahore, Punjab. April pa serious
riot has occurred near Sialkote, due
to plague inspection OF women. The
mob overpowered the police and it be-
came necessary to summon force of
cavalry from Sialkote. The soldiers
restored order without difficulty.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Pro. Jordan unheId.

Stanford University, Cal, April 29.-
The university council has issued a
statement signed by 81 heads of de-
partments and associate professors,
declaring that after fully investigat-
ing the matter the conclusion has been
reached that in the dismissalof Prof.
Ross no question of academic freedom
was involved and that President Jor-
dan was justified in dismissing him.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
COMMUNICATION Durinr c;n1e

ST. Paul, Mimi, April 20. A Tyndall
IS. D. special to the Dispatch says:
During terrific gale, the post office
building and the store of William
Metzgar burned TO the ground and the
whole town was threatened, but the
fire stopped at the two-story stone
store of Joseph Kiehlbauch.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Career and Character of Abraham
Lincoln

An address by Joseph Choate, Ambassa-
dor to Great Britain, on the career and
character of Abraham Lincoln-his early
life-his early struggles with the world
his character as developed in the later
years of his life and his administration,
which placed his name so high on the
worlds roll of honor and fame, has been
published by the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway and may be had by sending
SIX (6) cents in postage to E. A. Miller, Gen
eral Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Robbers Drop BIC BiIIs.

Wichita, Kan, April Robbers at
Norwich, Kan, entered the office of
the Badger Lumber company, blew
open the safe and secured some money.
Twenty ten-dollar bills were found
near by in the morning.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Dies in Arizona.

Springfield, o., April se.-Word re-
ceived here announces the death of
Mrs. Charles X. Rodgers at Tucson,
Ariz. Mrs. Rodgers was the daughter
of the late Millionaire P. P. Mast and a
sister of the wife of Minister Frank B.
Loomis. Mr.. Rodgers will leave Tue
son with the remains and the funeral
will probably be held here Thursday.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Bank Robbed.

Toledo, O., April 2S.-The bank of
Pioneer, Williams county, 40 miles
from here, was entered by burglars
during the night. The vault was
wrecked by dynamite and the sum of
$1,000 is said to be missing. There
is no clew to the robbers
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Changes i'm Danish Cabinet.

Copenhagen. April ao.-It is gener-
ally understood in political and diplo-
matte circles that when the Schested
ministry retires, as it is expected to
do at the end of June, Herr Bramsen
the present minister Of the interior.
will be appointed Danish minister at
Washington. Herr Bramsen was for
merly manager of an insurance COM
Dany
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Admits Crime and Is Hanged.

Las Cruces, N. NJ, April 2e.-Toribio
Huerta was hanged here for the mur-
der of a companion whom he shot to
obtain s45 while they were travelling on
foot near Alden, n. NJ. On the scaffold
Huerta acknowledged his crime, hav-
ing already made a confession.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Arrests Star Route Carrfer

Chattanooga, Tenn. April 2e.-Post
Office Inspector Keys has reported to
the department. the arrest OF Archi-
bald Free, "a star route carrier. charged
with robhing the mails at Newport.
Tenn.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
AIlege Seven IrreguIarifies.

St Louis, April 29.-In the contest
proceedings of George w. Parker, re-
publican candidate for mayor, fled
against Mayor Rolla Wells in the cir
cult court Saturday seven separate
grounds for action are alleged.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Miners killed.
Mons.

Mons. Belgium, April 29.-Ten
miners We're killed by an explosion of
fire damp Saturday in the Grand
Buiseon coal mine at Hornu. six miles
from this place. Later reports from
Hornu show that IS miners were
killed and that seven were injured by
the explosion.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Cause for Thankfu1ness.

Tommy-What yer so sore about?
Jimmy-Aw, it's pooty tough on feller
ter have ter wear his big brudder's pants.
Go on! Yer oughter be glad yer big
brudder amt sister an wore boomers -
Philadelphia Record
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01

the Burlington, Cedar Rapids North
ern Railway has gotten out a neat booklet
descriptive of the beautiful summer resorts
at Spirit and Okoboji Lakes in Northwest
ern Iowa Free copies will be mailed upon
application to Jno g. Farmer, Assistant
Gen,l. Pass. Agt., Cedar Rapids, La.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Emperor Goes to cronber.

Cronberg. April 29.-Emperor Will
liam arrived here from Bonn at noon
and drove to the castle, at the entrance
of which he was greeted by his moth
er, Dowager Empress Frederick.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
Josh,s Conjecture

Aunt Betsy-Josh, how is it the weather
do for "a hours, while the weather man
IN Washington can tell for 4S hours, or even
week?
{, Uncle JOSH guess the Washington chap
has more sensitive corns.-Philadelphi
Record.
New Ulm review., 1901-05-01
A slim Menu.

Il presume you are always filled with the
divine aflatus," said the admiring friend to
the dreamy poet
Yes answered the dreamy poet; eyes,
and that's about all, as general thing
Baltimore American.